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to the match it's the football scenario match of the week here hopefully the audio is okay can

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you hear the audio everyone there is is a microphone check and one two one two so a

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good stuff thank you very much brooklyn lukey thanking you francis are you are you there come in francis

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how you getting on tom good now francis are you well what's the story with you

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fuck all tom still in prison still incarcerated it's a bit that has gone too far it's gone on too long

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but i can't fucking get out the place you know you know yourself i do indeed it's been tough i gotta

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tell you something it's gonna be tough for the the boys in yellow tonight they're facing a very strong

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resilient manchester united side here in the europa league final which has taken place over in gdansk

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which was uh host of one of the games the irish games in the 2012 euros if i can remember correct correctly

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you can indeed tom here's cavani edinson cavani in the box he's muscled out of the pitch by the

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villarreal defender and he's got an arse over tit over the line cavani and uh it's gone out for a goal kick

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to uh villarreal unai emery is the managerial manager man for this team he looks like a kind of a dracula

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count dracula of the touchline would you would i be right in saying that tom well you wouldn't be wrong

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anyways because it's your opinion it's a subjective one whether or not unai emery does resemble a kind of

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count dracula of the touchline is all open to interpretation personally i wouldn't level any

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accusations of vampiricism against unai emery basically just because of the fact that there's been no

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evidence that that's the kind of life he likes to lead you wouldn't know what the goes on in the behind

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the dressing room closed doors you know maybe that's just the he he didn't maybe they just said too much

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garlic and holy water in the uh the emirates which is why he didn't fucking stay put over there lying

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yeah well he had he had a tough time with it with the team thank you very much mudra on the g'dange floor

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for the tip and brooklyn lucky oh here manchester united now mctominy from range and it just goes

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wide of the gold mouth poster crazy bit of business first blood to uh the red devils and it was scott mctominy

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who took a 20 yard punt at the big time but he got it all kinds of wrong and it's gone scoffed into the

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sideline side hatch a scoffed up shot it should have took a lot from scott to get that shot into the goal

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mouth tonight tonight tonight tonight you sound awfully exuberant for a man who's banged up abroad

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and no sign of being able to get out or anything like that you've got your spirits are high the

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spirits are high uh but there's been a lot of low times as well there's been a lot of low moments tom

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where you wake up and you think am i still incarcerated it's not right when am i gonna get

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to go home well hopefully you'll be able to get to go home soon enough i mean we were hoping that you'd

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be out for these matches did we not say that or you know we were hoping that you'd be out for the

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the fucking champions league finally as well well that's on saturday tom and there's the uh

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uh playoffs before that as well beardsmen mep thank you very very much how are you horse how are you

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getting on thanks very much captain sack i lost all my money on billy bet but then i saw they posted a

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class meme and now i love them again great stuff it's like it's what we like to hear and it's like we want

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to hear as well isn't it tom i have never really used that turn of phrase before and it's like i want to hear

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primarily because it doesn't make sense now there's a fellow down on the ground in a yellow canary yellow

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shirt that leads me to believe that it's a via real player and uh it looks like rashford might have

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dealt a bit of damage there thank you very much ryan thank you very much ryan for your tip i hope you're

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getting on well and uh there was a heel or a toe left out and rashford or sorry park because one of the

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the fellas and then fernandez came in on another ladden that's handbag sort of stuff is that

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yeah definitely you wouldn't even get that in there like i i look i i i'm not saying i'm i'm mixing it

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up with the hardest fellas this side of london but that is what's going on tom and is there any diving or

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rolling around see if you're having a kick about out in the yard no there isn't and if you do you're gonna

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get done you're gonna get seen as weak and they will prey upon you later down the line it's not

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like a football pitch where it's over in 90 minutes see you later we're going back on the tour bus back

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home uh prison is you live with your tormentors as well as as face them off on the football field of the uh

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the perimeter where we're allowed to walk every every uh few hours but um no it's great other than that it's great

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uh zero zero after nine and a half minutes here at the gadański stadium in gadański county poland

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and uh it looks as though somebody has taken an awful knock for v real he's got a bush that knows

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and who knows if that's going to lead to any sort of substitution at the moment it's only early doors

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yet so it's if it's one of their key players who's going off for v real who's got a bush that knows a bush that

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face that could really be a bit of consternation it really could time because these guys are playing

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as if their life depended on it tonight it's trophy wear night it's silverware night it's the night where

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you can make a name for yourself on the global stage and this is weeks before euro 2020 even though it's

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2021 at the moment is weeks away so an amazing performance from either a pogba or a a bloody uh

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bruno fernandez could seal the deal for them being amazing at that tournament does it work like that i don't

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know if it really works like that um you know the tournament can be a bit of a bogeyman for some of

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the best players who are class in the league and then it gets to the tournament they don't produce the

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guts at the moment v real struggling to uh contain manchester united more more than the other way around

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because it's man you look a little bit more cool cam cucumber stick as pogba puts a lovely ball into the

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right hand wing there as mason greenwood number 11 tries to put the ball in doesn't find a a way through

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and it's capoque for via real who gets the block on it goes out for manchester united corner ball here

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at 11 minutes gone the europa league final thanks very much for the tips yo yo 2021 ryan pervan

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beersman m.a.p captain sec murder on the gedansh for augus brooklyn lukey thanks very much brooklyn lukey how

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are you getting on what's the story which i hope everything's doing well and you're doing well and that the

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the world is still turning around here comes that fucking corner from united it spills out to the to

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the middle distance bruno fernandez dinks one into the the six yarder hits paul pogba's foot he tries

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to fire it back but it's gone to no man's land and referee's hand goes up indeed paul pogba was offside

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for that little touch and uh oh i beg your pardon let me see who it was yeah it was an offside and it was uh it was paul pogba

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paul pogba there uh a mile offside and uh you really want paul pogba to turn on the style if you're a united fan he needs to step it up this is his moment to shine big player for the big games

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you all right there tom yeah just got a bit uh flame in the throat there but big player for the big games

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small small player for the medium games and a tiny player oh no but a big a big player for the small games

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so that's the way i find uh that's the way it is with pogba is it not yeah you've got a nail on the head

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there he couldn't it can be he needs to be a big player for the big games because he's been a middling

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player in the medium games but he's he's a fucking star when it comes to the shake games so he needs to pick

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up the pace big style for the next 90 minutes or 80 minutes however long is left on the clock

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68 minutes sorry 78 minutes of regulation time left to play thanks very much daryl killie and kink say

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thank you very much august dan the tan got a photo with tommy when he ventured down to go a lovely

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lad thanks for the crack thanks very much for that dan the tan how you tell me shout out to the pollard

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house painters all tuned in and enjoying the coverage the bees are saying it's time to diversify

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the portfolio and invest into tommy coin hammer it like you would uh i won't say the rest of that

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and good man tommy thanks very much kink say and uh daryl kelly any more adventures in the next week

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tom come up to drada for a pint i'm not sure yet we'd have to wait and see we're waiting on francis

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on getting out francis when's the next uh release date fucking testimony trial hearing parole board meeting

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when when when that's happening for you couldn't tell you tom couldn't tell you but we're watching

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the europa league tonight unai emery wearing all black to match his black hair which is very vampiric

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in its nature thanks very much cold watery bistow on a spoon who says i believe the yellow submarine's

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nickname of via real is a nod to the beatles who founded the club john lennon played barefoot and goal

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while ringo was the star no pun intended player up top paul mccartney did the admin while george

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organized merchandise a lovely lovely painting that you've painted well it's not really a painting i was

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trying to be metaphorical it's a lovely picture that you've painted with words yep like uh those

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magnets that you used to put on the fridge when you remember you used to go mad for them

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silly magnets tom but they were great at the time

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yep thanks for that and they were helped they were helpful in uh helping you to learn how to read and

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write i suppose as well bit of that tom educated educative educative toys are the best yep you you

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obviously didn't get a a nice education judging by the way you you scuffed up the delivery of that

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that word educative

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sure you couldn't say it there anyway jasper conrad thanks very much santi carzola uh money thanks very

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much for the tip and kevin collins thanks very much keep the head up francis you'll be out in no time if

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you win your fight in the gulag cross ball comes in via real oh a chance at a volley on on the goal there

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from the via real player number 40 something we'll get to his name as and when we get to it but it was a

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volley that he took a crack at after a corner ball came on number 14. if i was to guess i'd say his name is

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rodriguez or something looks like that it's a long one it's a long one on the back of the jersey anaconda

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g thanking you very much i hope you're getting on well and that life is treating you well sure thank

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you very much could you say hello to kevin clark for me please tom how are you clarky what's the story

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which i hope you're getting on well and that you're doing well it's 17 minutes gone there clark on the

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match and it's still nil nil thanks for tuning in clark now via real beginning to pick up a little bit of

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spice now and uh not looking like the pushovers that they were in the first 10 minutes they've got a

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little bit more zip a bit more pep in their step they're making those moves forward and they're getting

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expressive you know the way like when there's a foul gone on and the continental players they're always

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always doing this yes tom what what's that about you know the way the players on the canton do this

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at the referee can't see you tom anyway there's a lot of expressionism going on and passions are

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beginning to become truly ignited on i emory the dark dark dark horse of the touchline the vampiric almost

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romanianic is a romaniac almost romanic uh style of him um is there and the lad in for video real now

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was just getting his head bandaged up so you've been you're banged up abroad and he's bandaged up abroad

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tom because he is abroad because it's gdansk and he's a spanish man he's a spanish player he's gone

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to gdansk to play football didn't work out for him got a bang on the head didn't work out for him

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and now he's had his head bandaged up again thanks very much jimmy schly and connie con con

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can you say hello to me and hannah that moved in together and are having our first garden drinks and

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watching your lovely stream thanks very much for that and how you getting on hannah and best luck with

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the gaff here come united trying to break down the gaff at villarreal's house but villarreal are strong

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enough they've given the ball away to edison cavani though edinson cavani oh taken down on the edge of

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the area doesn't win a foul it was purely a dive as ruled by the uh the referee pure dive there from the

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matador el matador himself and i gotta tell you something if a matador did that well the bull hardly

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touched him if a matador fell over like that he'd be fucking laughed out of the bull ring

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actually i mean if he did do that the bull would fucking kill him

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it's a bit of a bleak picture there of a a matador being gored to death by a bull we want to keep it

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light here so sorry about that a bit of a downturn there francis do you want to apologize sorry about

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that downturn it was grim the imagery was grim i gotta admit that i'll fucking throw the hands in the air and be

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the first to admit that was a grim one and we gotta keep it light here because it's the football night

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the night of the ball and that is all that matters in the end isn't it tom a lot of the time i gotta

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tell you something a lot of life's problems sometimes they just fade away when you kick back and you're

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watching the football and you might you know have a few snacks there might even be a broski it's not it's

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not essential but it's an optional it's an optional side quest if you want to go down there maybe a couple of you know a couple of euro and something a spread better a little something it's it's the simple pleasures that that that went out in the end isn't it francis

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i'd love to have those simple pleasures back but unfortunately i'm still under investigation and

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being held under covet charges ball comes in for united tries to find cavani goes over the head lands out to

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luke shaw takes a rattlesnake and it goes right hand side of the post whistle crack whistle crack cafe and

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Oli Gunnar Solskjaer is out of his seat now

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and he's dancing around.

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Thanks for the tip.

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Thanks for the tip there.

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Smooth shot 95.

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How are you, Tom?

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Can you give a shout out to my girlfriend, Emma?

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Big fans, thanks very much, Emma.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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And to Sammy H.

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Want to say a warm hello to my friend David watching this.

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How are you, David?

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How are you getting on?

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I hope you're doing well.

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And to Gridrain741.

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I hope you're doing well as well, lads.

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Very, very kind of you.

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And I hope you're enjoying this match.

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It's a nice match so far.

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It's got a little bit of spice on it.

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Still nil all.

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But it's not boring.

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Both teams giving it a little bit of spice here and there.

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And you would imagine, out of the two teams,

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who would be the spiciest out of them?

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Well, you've got to say United are the hot top favourites

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to blast the gates of Babylon wide open

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and make it happen tonight.

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But Villarreal, dodgy.

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They're coming in with a looping ball.

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And it's touched the top of the head of Eric Bay,

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and it's gone out for a Villarreal corner ball.

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Their second corner of the match.

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And it's fairly even Stevens at the moment in terms of possession.

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Although Manchester United have looked a little bit more threatening.

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But then, of course, they would.

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They're absolute superstars.

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They've got Cavani, sure.

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And Fernandez.

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You know, it's only a matter of time before those boys start to set the house on fire.

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Nil-nil here.

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21 minutes played.

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Your man has been bandaged up for Villarreal.

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It looked nasty.

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One for the concussionists to discuss over San Peregrignon at halftime.

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And as to whether or not it's right or wrong.

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The corner ball comes in for Villarreal now.

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Heads go up for it.

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Manchester United manage to connect.

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And it's landed out.

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20 yards.

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Strike.

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Deflection.

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Goes out for another Villarreal corner.

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And that fell to an attacking midfielder book there, who's a short fella, but he's got a nice wee on the ball.

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He took a lovely shot there from Ranger.

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It's deflected him on the corner.

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Thanks very much.

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Mullingar boys are after you.

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Thanks very much, lads.

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And to Daryl Kelly Tom, if you come to Drada, I'll give you a tour of all the sights and get you a few creamy ones.

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Can I shout out Cian Marble, who's typing away from Google?

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How are you getting on, Cian?

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I hope you're doing well.

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Look, Drada's a long way to go.

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It's a long way to drive.

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And thanks for the tip.

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Yeah, it's a flight of fancy.

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Do you know?

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The flight of fancy is coming now.

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Villarreal corner ball.

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But it's a shite corner.

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It only goes as far as a man-new defender.

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Neither or less.

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Second ball.

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Second by the cherry comes in now.

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It's in around the six-yard box.

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Manchester United managed to scramble a foot to it, but it's gone right up into the air and falling back to Villarreal, who are looking dangerous.

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They're in the box.

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Lovely bit of skill.

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Oh, tries to find his man in the six-yard box.

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The ball connects and goes over the bar for a Manchester United goal kick.

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22 minutes cleared here.

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And that was a fabulous bit of skill on getting that ball crushed in.

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Yeah, I don't know if it was a Brazilian, but it was certainly Brazilianistic.

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Number nine for Villarreal.

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He did a Rabona cross.

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And it certainly gave a lot of the fanboys Rabonas who were watching it because Baka was his name.

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And unfortunately, the strike, the header, wasn't all that.

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But a nice bit of skill from Villarreal.

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It looks nice at the moment, this game.

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Thanks very much, Wheeling lad.

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Can you give a shout-out to Kyle Mullin in Canada?

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How are you getting on?

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The Canadian boys.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Ball's coming for United.

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Falling to Cavani.

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Cavani leaves it to Rashford.

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Oh, it was a blank ball of a touch from Cavani.

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Didn't have a lot of time to react to it.

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Some fast counter-attacking style play there from United.

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Who made a break down the right wing.

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Utilising Mason Greenwood.

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I think Wan-Masaka was on to her as well.

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Early ball into Cavani.

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Who tried to put a deft touch on her.

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No.

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Long-range shot.

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Sorry.

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I'm looking at the replay.

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But a long-range shot from Rashford just got rattlesnaked into the hands of Rulli.

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And Rulli would be the name of the goalkeeper who's playing for Villarreal.

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Look, I'm not going to profess to know anything about these guys.

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I don't have a clue.

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Only know that Unai Emery is their manager.

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And they're called the Yellow Submarines.

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And they used to be good there about 10, 15 years ago.

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I remember Champions League places early 2000s.

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But you don't really hear much about them these days.

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You don't?

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I'm not really big into following La Liga.

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I'd only watch it for Barcelona games for Messi.

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Or for Real Madrid.

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Obviously, that's the crack this season.

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And it was Suarez who managed to seal the deal for Atletico Madrid.

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And win the La Liga title.

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We didn't get to see any of those games.

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Were you upset about that?

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I was, Sam.

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I thought we were going to continue the footballing streak.

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And keep it going.

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Keep a regular flow of these streams going.

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But sometimes it just doesn't work like that.

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And other times it doesn't.

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It's fucking magic when it does.

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That's what you want to hear.

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You want to have a good time.

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Don't you?

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You want to have a good time.

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What you don't want is a situation where you tear the arse out of it.

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And it stops being a good time.

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Never a true word spoken.

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24 minutes gone.

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Villarreal and Munster.

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Men United are locked.

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Deadlocked.

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In a nil all frenzy draw.

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Finn, thank you very much for your tip.

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Best of luck to Conor Roach and Mark O'Brien on the new podcast.

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That sounds like a great job altogether, lads.

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Getting the old podcast together.

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Getting it out there.

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Getting the world to sit up and take notice.

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Because you're here.

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You're not going away.

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And you're going to make a podcast about it.

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That's the crack.

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And it takes a lot of balls.

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A lot of gusto.

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A lot of guts.

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To get up to that stage and to do that.

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So fair play to you, lads.

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At the moment, the gusto of the guts need to be shown on the football pitch.

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And Manchester United are cagingly, doggedly, trying to work out a way to unlock the Villarreal team.

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Who are maintaining a tight unit at the back there.

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It's a solid tight unit comprised of all outfield players.

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Who are drawn all the way back between or behind the 30-yard line there.

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And Manu just playing hit and hope kind of balls into the middle distance of the danger box.

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And it's not looking amazing at the moment.

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And certainly if Baca gets another Rabona.

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And someone connects to it.

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Then you know it's going to be on for Villarreal.

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Yep, a stream has just gone Villarreal.

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Now we can refresh it.

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The great thing about this now is you can watch this in ultra high definition.

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If you can, more of them can do it.

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Here comes Bacchus.

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Here comes Villarreal from range.

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It wasn't Bacchus.

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It was Jeremy.

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The young fella.

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Or the small fucking who plays up front.

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And he took a shot from range there outside the box.

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And it's gone past the left hand side of the post.

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Yeah, it was a crazy bit of business.

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Came out of nowhere.

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And just goes to show.

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Again, Villarreal may be looking a little bit more dangerous now than Manchester United.

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Because they're pressing.

331
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Yep, it would be awful depressing.

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If you're a Man U fan.

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And you're watching your team on the 20th or 25th anniversary or whatever it is.

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Winning the Champions League.

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Blah, blah, blah.

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You want to do it again.

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Win a trophy for the first time in a long time.

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And then you fall short of it.

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It could be the way it goes.

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Could be, Tom.

341
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And Villarreal are kind of...

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They're the underdogs going into it.

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So they'll enjoy this kind of fucking presumption that Man U are going to walk all over them.

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So far, they've proved everyone wrong.

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I mean, it's only half an hour gone.

346
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But it's definitely not...

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This is not like business as usual for Manchester United.

348
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Just demolishing whoever the fuck they want.

349
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And here come Villarreal now.

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Who are robbing the ball in midfield.

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Taking it off them.

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Man U in midfield.

353
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And they've got it.

354
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:17,700
And they're playing it down towards their box.

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But they've lost it again to Lindelof.

356
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Who's managed to give it back to Degaya.

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I think is in goals.

358
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Definitely not using the other bucket.

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Yeah, it looks like Degaya.

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Can't be too sure about that.

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Because I was just saying how it's great.

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It's a great stream.

363
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We don't have Ultra.

364
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You can't do the 4K.

365
00:25:34,420 --> 00:25:36,800
Because I'm not sure our monitor is 4K.

366
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,060
Yeah, it's not.

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You can still select 4K.

368
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But you're not going to notice any difference if you're using a HD-ready monitor.

369
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Ready monitor.

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Yep.

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Cavani has upset the referee here.

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He's getting a talking down.

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Or a talking up anyway.

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Because Cavani is a lot taller than the referee.

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So he's looking down on the referee.

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As the referee is talking to Cavani.

377
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:03,920
And he's a foul there on Parejo.

378
00:26:04,940 --> 00:26:07,920
And he gets away with not getting booked.

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I suppose that's a good thing for him.

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For Edinson Cavani.

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Now Villarreal.

382
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20 minutes.

383
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Ball comes into the box.

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It's Jeremy.

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It's a goal.

386
00:26:19,860 --> 00:26:20,740
It's not Jeremy.

387
00:26:20,900 --> 00:26:21,680
It's Gerrard.

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It's Gerrard.

389
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:23,880
It's Gerrard.

390
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:24,880
It's Gerrard.

391
00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:25,920
It's Gerrard.

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For Villarreal.

393
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:29,820
It's Gerrard.

394
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And he's scored a goal for them.

395
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And it's 1-0 to Villarreal.

396
00:26:34,740 --> 00:26:36,460
And he's doing some kind of hair.

397
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It was like he was tapping his arm.

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Like it was a train spotting kind of celebration.

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Yep.

400
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Didn't look like there was some kind of drug referencing going on there.

401
00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:46,540
I'm not sure.

402
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,800
But maybe it's not.

403
00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:50,860
Maybe it's a tattoo that he's tapping or something.

404
00:26:51,780 --> 00:26:53,040
Lovely flight of free kick.

405
00:26:53,340 --> 00:26:54,700
No chance of offside.

406
00:26:55,360 --> 00:26:57,820
And Lindelof was trying to take down his man there.

407
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It's Gerrard.

408
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Who actually started off a long way away from Lindelof.

409
00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,220
And then just got into the right place at the right time.

410
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That little pocket.

411
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And the guy had no chance after the connection was made.

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That's 1-0 to Villarreal.

413
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:12,780
Oh you're getting on.

414
00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:14,400
Lad's thanks very much for the tip there.

415
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1-0 to Villarreal.

416
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,380
And it's a crazy bit of business.

417
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As everyone was saying.

418
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United were going to do this.

419
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And clean house very very quickly.

420
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:23,540
Just going to show you.

421
00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:25,020
It's not the way it is at the moment.

422
00:27:25,220 --> 00:27:26,440
Is Schlug vaccine safe?

423
00:27:26,540 --> 00:27:27,080
Someone says.

424
00:27:27,420 --> 00:27:28,380
Tommy I need a jab.

425
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,920
Should I trust Schlug vaccine against the Rona?

426
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:32,780
Also.

427
00:27:33,580 --> 00:27:34,520
When ath.

428
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:35,920
For Tommy Coyne.

429
00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,260
I don't know what ath means.

430
00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,560
I'm not sure either.

431
00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:41,240
Don't know what ath is.

432
00:27:41,380 --> 00:27:42,720
But thanks very much for asking.

433
00:27:42,860 --> 00:27:43,680
The Schlug vaccine.

434
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:44,680
Yeah it's going to be great.

435
00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,220
That's going to be the next thing after Tommy Coyne.

436
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:48,280
Tommy Coyne.

437
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:49,240
Tommy Coyne.

438
00:27:51,120 --> 00:27:53,380
Maybe developing our own vaccine.

439
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:53,800
Because.

440
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:55,120
Let's face it guys.

441
00:27:55,280 --> 00:27:57,360
Coronavirus is with us forever now.

442
00:27:57,880 --> 00:27:59,200
Whether you like it or not.

443
00:27:59,620 --> 00:28:01,100
We're going to end up on a fucking.

444
00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:01,880
All time.

445
00:28:02,220 --> 00:28:02,660
Lifetime.

446
00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:03,640
Conveyor belt.

447
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:04,880
Of booster jabs.

448
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,360
And God knows what else.

449
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,300
Being fucking.

450
00:28:07,780 --> 00:28:08,420
Put into us.

451
00:28:08,780 --> 00:28:09,560
Pumped into us.

452
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,320
Like chickens down the mill.

453
00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:12,740
That are heading to the big.

454
00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,900
Globalist supermarket.

455
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:15,020
And.

456
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,960
We need to be done by the batch.

457
00:28:16,980 --> 00:28:17,580
And by the pound.

458
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:18,160
So.

459
00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:19,560
Without further ado.

460
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:21,200
I'm going to present to you.

461
00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,000
The new idea.

462
00:28:22,220 --> 00:28:22,680
Which is.

463
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:24,280
Being given to me by somebody.

464
00:28:24,340 --> 00:28:25,180
Who's just tipped their.

465
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:26,000
Schlug vaccine.

466
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:27,380
We're getting on it.

467
00:28:27,900 --> 00:28:28,200
And.

468
00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:28,860
Francis.

469
00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:29,800
Do you want to take it away?

470
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,040
Yeah well.

471
00:28:31,100 --> 00:28:32,180
This is all news to me.

472
00:28:32,240 --> 00:28:32,440
But.

473
00:28:32,780 --> 00:28:34,280
I'm well in on this.

474
00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:35,460
From the ground up Tom.

475
00:28:35,580 --> 00:28:35,980
And in fact.

476
00:28:35,980 --> 00:28:36,640
I know some.

477
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,760
Absolutely ludicrous.

478
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:39,600
People.

479
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:40,720
Inside this prison.

480
00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:42,620
Who might be able to facilitate.

481
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:44,120
A few.

482
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:45,120
Scenarios.

483
00:28:45,540 --> 00:28:46,060
Which would.

484
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:46,860
Ensure.

485
00:28:46,860 --> 00:28:47,280
Us.

486
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,420
Being able to secure.

487
00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:49,160
Develop.

488
00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:49,740
Process.

489
00:28:49,740 --> 00:28:50,320
Sell.

490
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:51,440
And ultimately.

491
00:28:52,060 --> 00:28:52,740
Believe.

492
00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:53,560
In.

493
00:28:54,460 --> 00:28:55,560
Vaccinating the public.

494
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:56,820
At a new.

495
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:57,900
Cost.

496
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:58,600
The cost.

497
00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,200
Is a markdown cost.

498
00:29:00,820 --> 00:29:01,120
But.

499
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,380
What you're going to get for that.

500
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:03,280
Is something amazing.

501
00:29:03,380 --> 00:29:04,780
It's not like the MRNA.

502
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:05,360
Moderna.

503
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:06,200
AstraZeneca.

504
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:06,840
Sputnik.

505
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:08,420
None of that bollocks.

506
00:29:08,860 --> 00:29:09,660
It's all.

507
00:29:09,900 --> 00:29:10,280
Pure.

508
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:11,320
Stuff.

509
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,520
That we've made.

510
00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:13,640
Based upon.

511
00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:14,540
Ingredients.

512
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:15,540
That you have Tom.

513
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:16,680
Do you want to carry it on from there?

514
00:29:17,700 --> 00:29:18,020
Yep.

515
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:18,620
Well.

516
00:29:18,740 --> 00:29:20,120
It sounds like it's going to be made.

517
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:21,320
From ingredients.

518
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:21,980
That we found.

519
00:29:22,060 --> 00:29:23,020
And sourced in our cupboard.

520
00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:23,400
In.

521
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:23,680
In.

522
00:29:23,840 --> 00:29:24,600
In the gaff here.

523
00:29:24,660 --> 00:29:25,320
In Castletown.

524
00:29:26,420 --> 00:29:26,700
Um.

525
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:27,840
Food stuffs.

526
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:28,420
Would you say?

527
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:29,540
Uh.

528
00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:29,780
Yeah.

529
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,900
Whatever you've got in the cupboards.

530
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:33,100
We'll hit them with the garlic.

531
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:34,860
We'll hit them with the pepper.

532
00:29:35,460 --> 00:29:36,740
We'll hit them with the salt.

533
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:38,160
We'll fucking.

534
00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:39,520
Mix that all up.

535
00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:40,680
In a pestle of mortar.

536
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,960
And then we'll mortar bomb it.

537
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,060
Into someone's fucking.

538
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,160
Front yard.

539
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:47,100
Maybe.

540
00:29:47,780 --> 00:29:49,920
Who's front yard would you mortar bomb it into?

541
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:52,140
Probably some.

542
00:29:52,140 --> 00:29:52,380
Uh.

543
00:29:53,280 --> 00:29:54,940
Some food conglomerate.

544
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:58,540
Are we getting on there everyone?

545
00:29:58,780 --> 00:29:58,880
It's.

546
00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,360
It's 1-0 to Villarreal.

547
00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:02,560
It's 32 minutes after the match has been.

548
00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:03,560
Uh.

549
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:04,080
Uh.

550
00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:05,160
Match has kicked off.

551
00:30:05,540 --> 00:30:06,380
Manchester United.

552
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:08,560
Playing hit and hope balls again.

553
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,180
It's a pure game of hope ball for those guys.

554
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,220
I'm really surprised actually at United's.

555
00:30:14,220 --> 00:30:14,540
Uh.

556
00:30:14,940 --> 00:30:16,260
Hit and hope strategy here.

557
00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:18,100
It just doesn't look like.

558
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:18,640
Uh.

559
00:30:18,700 --> 00:30:19,300
Wan-Bissaka.

560
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:20,040
Is.

561
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:21,380
You know.

562
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:23,700
Able to cut down that right hand side.

563
00:30:23,820 --> 00:30:25,160
The way we've seen him do it.

564
00:30:25,260 --> 00:30:26,160
In the premiership.

565
00:30:26,220 --> 00:30:27,100
I'm just laughing here.

566
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,460
Because.

567
00:30:28,100 --> 00:30:28,540
Solskjaer's.

568
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:29,260
Ha ha ha.

569
00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:32,000
Solskjaer's saying the F word repeatedly.

570
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,280
Cavani or something.

571
00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:33,580
And.

572
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:35,520
I wish we could fucking show it.

573
00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:35,900
Because.

574
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,040
It would be great to laugh at that.

575
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:38,440
Uh.

576
00:30:38,440 --> 00:30:38,880
With you.

577
00:30:39,220 --> 00:30:39,620
Unfortunately.

578
00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:41,620
You're just going to have to deal with me laughing at it.

579
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:42,960
And then telling you about it.

580
00:30:43,460 --> 00:30:43,740
Uh.

581
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:44,920
In a second hand.

582
00:30:45,020 --> 00:30:46,420
Not very entertaining way.

583
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,660
But that's just the way it goes.

584
00:30:47,780 --> 00:30:49,360
We got banned for showing the match before.

585
00:30:49,440 --> 00:30:50,500
So it's not going to happen again.

586
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:52,380
Brennan's glasses.

587
00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,380
Thank you very much.

588
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:54,100
Schlug.

589
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:56,020
Will you congratulate Harry.

590
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:57,640
And Laura.

591
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,340
On getting engaged.

592
00:30:59,680 --> 00:31:01,340
I can do the bit of videoing.

593
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:02,200
For the wedding.

594
00:31:06,300 --> 00:31:06,700
Sorry.

595
00:31:06,780 --> 00:31:07,120
I'm trying to.

596
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:10,120
Were you asking me if I could do the videoing there.

597
00:31:10,300 --> 00:31:10,360
Or.

598
00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:11,700
Are you.

599
00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:13,140
Is that you saying to.

600
00:31:13,380 --> 00:31:14,060
Harry and Laura.

601
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:16,160
That I can do the bit of video.

602
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:16,700
For you.

603
00:31:17,380 --> 00:31:18,040
I'm not sure.

604
00:31:18,140 --> 00:31:18,540
But look.

605
00:31:18,820 --> 00:31:20,180
All the best with the wedding here.

606
00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:21,680
I hope you do get a bit of video.

607
00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,060
Video on going for it.

608
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:25,900
Hope you get that video on going for the wedding guys.

609
00:31:26,020 --> 00:31:26,400
Remember.

610
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,540
There's no point in having a wedding.

611
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,120
Unless it's been filmed.

612
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:31,860
And then cut in the way.

613
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:32,900
In which you wish.

614
00:31:32,900 --> 00:31:33,780
It would have looked.

615
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,780
There's no point in having that wedding then.

616
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:36,960
Thank you very much Robbie.

617
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:37,600
For the tip.

618
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:37,700
You.

619
00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:38,700
So kind of you.

620
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:40,040
And vinegar stroke 69.

621
00:31:40,420 --> 00:31:42,480
Stick me down for the slug vaccine.

622
00:31:42,620 --> 00:31:44,140
Is there a suppository version.

623
00:31:44,540 --> 00:31:45,600
Asking for a friend.

624
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:47,220
There is not.

625
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:48,580
Not as of yet.

626
00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:49,240
We're still.

627
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:51,160
In development talks.

628
00:31:52,220 --> 00:31:52,840
You know.

629
00:31:52,900 --> 00:31:54,480
Just getting the idea out there.

630
00:31:55,520 --> 00:31:56,180
Spitballen Tom.

631
00:31:56,260 --> 00:31:56,840
Spitballen.

632
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:58,840
We're spitballen.

633
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,840
The development talks.

634
00:32:00,840 --> 00:32:01,780
Between myself.

635
00:32:01,940 --> 00:32:02,680
And the nephews.

636
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,240
Incarcerated.

637
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:06,040
Are going pretty good.

638
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:06,060
Are going pretty good.

639
00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:06,580
At the moment.

640
00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:08,200
And it sounded very positive.

641
00:32:10,380 --> 00:32:10,560
Yeah.

642
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:11,240
Thanks very much.

643
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:11,980
For the tip there.

644
00:32:12,500 --> 00:32:12,820
J.

645
00:32:13,060 --> 00:32:13,540
Junkie.

646
00:32:13,760 --> 00:32:14,880
And Salt Hill.

647
00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:15,800
Sundays.

648
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,920
And Brennan's.

649
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:17,860
And Robbie.

650
00:32:18,100 --> 00:32:19,240
And down with the Viper.

651
00:32:19,780 --> 00:32:20,920
When are we starting.

652
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:22,020
A GoFundMe.

653
00:32:22,260 --> 00:32:22,940
For Francis.

654
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:25,000
Well.

655
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:26,620
I haven't got.

656
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:26,920
It's.

657
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,220
It's not that way yet.

658
00:32:29,420 --> 00:32:30,620
It's not the States.

659
00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:30,960
Like.

660
00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,060
Absolute state.

661
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:36,280
Of the scenario.

662
00:32:36,800 --> 00:32:37,300
Over there.

663
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,440
I can't believe it.

664
00:32:38,900 --> 00:32:40,140
They've gone on too long.

665
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:41,040
Locking you up.

666
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:42,080
Without really telling you.

667
00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:42,880
What's going on.

668
00:32:43,340 --> 00:32:43,880
And I.

669
00:32:43,880 --> 00:32:44,140
I.

670
00:32:44,220 --> 00:32:44,460
Fingal.

671
00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:44,780
As though.

672
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:45,000
It's.

673
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,780
It's kind of like.

674
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:47,620
It's your human rights.

675
00:32:47,660 --> 00:32:48,200
Is it not.

676
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,200
That you should be allowed.

677
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:49,820
To be told.

678
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:50,980
How long it is.

679
00:32:51,020 --> 00:32:51,780
You're going to be kept.

680
00:32:51,780 --> 00:32:52,660
Inside a prison.

681
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,400
Before being able.

682
00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:55,000
To go home.

683
00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:56,640
Yeah.

684
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,080
It's a crazy bit of business.

685
00:32:58,140 --> 00:32:58,360
Time.

686
00:32:58,420 --> 00:32:59,420
As you would say yourself.

687
00:32:59,720 --> 00:33:00,440
It's a crazy.

688
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,340
A downright.

689
00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:02,540
Crazy bit of business.

690
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,240
And if it wasn't.

691
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:04,940
For the good guys.

692
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:06,200
At Billy Bed 247.

693
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,620
Here's a Manchester United ball.

694
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:08,580
Coming into the area.

695
00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:09,700
It's dodgy as fuck though.

696
00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:10,700
And Villarreal.

697
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:11,980
They're all over it.

698
00:33:12,020 --> 00:33:12,480
At the moment.

699
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:13,980
Villarreal.

700
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:15,080
Are looking like.

701
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:16,320
A fairly solid.

702
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:17,160
Submersible.

703
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,100
Yellow submarine.

704
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:18,880
Although.

705
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:19,300
Saying that.

706
00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:19,900
McTommy's.

707
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:21,100
Piledriving down the side.

708
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:21,900
Gets a ball in.

709
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:23,380
But it's a blank ball.

710
00:33:23,740 --> 00:33:24,320
And it goes.

711
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,680
Floating over the bar.

712
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,500
And out for a Villarreal.

713
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:28,080
Goal kick.

714
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,000
Midwest.

715
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:29,980
Heating and plumbing.

716
00:33:30,420 --> 00:33:31,160
Thanks very much.

717
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,720
For the tip.

718
00:33:32,080 --> 00:33:33,440
Keeping Canacht cozy.

719
00:33:33,900 --> 00:33:34,200
You see.

720
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,020
Thanks very much.

721
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:35,640
For the tip there.

722
00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:36,780
I hope you're getting that well.

723
00:33:36,940 --> 00:33:38,440
And foul from Pau.

724
00:33:38,940 --> 00:33:39,660
Number four.

725
00:33:40,620 --> 00:33:41,060
Pau.

726
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:42,420
On Cavani.

727
00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,360
But it's not.

728
00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:44,780
It's foul of Cavani.

729
00:33:44,780 --> 00:33:45,680
Maybe on Pau.

730
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,220
Who plays for Villarreal.

731
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:48,880
Pau.

732
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:49,840
Pau.

733
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,880
Cavani.

734
00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:54,320
Pau.

735
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:57,180
And McTominay went down.

736
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:58,760
At the hands of Pau.

737
00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,600
But the referee said that it wasn't a foul.

738
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:02,360
Now.

739
00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,120
That fellow with the bush did head.

740
00:34:04,740 --> 00:34:06,120
Might have some fucking.

741
00:34:07,060 --> 00:34:08,000
Sitting down to do.

742
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,440
Because he played a blank ball.

743
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,020
Give it away.

744
00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:12,000
Now Rashford looks like he could score here.

745
00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:13,580
Rashford puts the ball into the middle.

746
00:34:13,860 --> 00:34:14,980
It's cut out by Villarreal.

747
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:15,940
Blash it to safety.

748
00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:16,900
The Buckeen.

749
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,120
Who has the bandage on the head.

750
00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:18,800
Who took a blow.

751
00:34:19,020 --> 00:34:21,140
In the first seven or eight minutes.

752
00:34:22,140 --> 00:34:23,020
I hope he's okay.

753
00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:23,480
Because.

754
00:34:24,060 --> 00:34:26,100
That was a real brain fart of a ball.

755
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:27,840
Into No Man's Sky.

756
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:29,160
No Man's Sky.

757
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:30,900
And here comes No Man Luke Shaw.

758
00:34:31,140 --> 00:34:32,420
Down that left hand side flank.

759
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:33,880
Playing a bit of one two touch with.

760
00:34:34,620 --> 00:34:35,140
Greenwood.

761
00:34:35,300 --> 00:34:35,920
Or I beg your pardon.

762
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:36,360
Rashford.

763
00:34:36,700 --> 00:34:37,660
The ball goes into the area.

764
00:34:37,860 --> 00:34:38,920
And it's scooped up.

765
00:34:39,060 --> 00:34:39,840
By that man.

766
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:40,280
Gouley.

767
00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:41,780
Or whatever his name is.

768
00:34:41,940 --> 00:34:43,300
For Villarreal.

769
00:34:43,420 --> 00:34:44,020
Plays in goal.

770
00:34:44,420 --> 00:34:45,820
And Shaw looks like a unit.

771
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:46,980
Like a beast unit.

772
00:34:47,140 --> 00:34:47,520
Doesn't he?

773
00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:48,940
Yep.

774
00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:51,020
He's a stocky.

775
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,460
Kind of wide looking player.

776
00:34:52,940 --> 00:34:54,620
And he's like a cannonball.

777
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:56,220
That has a lot of momentum.

778
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:57,500
If you got in the way.

779
00:34:57,580 --> 00:34:58,800
He might just go through you.

780
00:34:58,860 --> 00:34:59,600
Like for a shortcut.

781
00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:01,020
And.

782
00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:02,520
He managed to play.

783
00:35:02,660 --> 00:35:03,500
A ball in there.

784
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,780
That wasn't great.

785
00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:05,800
In the end.

786
00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,180
Even though he was doing a bit of running.

787
00:35:07,300 --> 00:35:07,560
Freddie.

788
00:35:07,780 --> 00:35:08,860
Thank you very much Fred.

789
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:09,980
And Gabe.

790
00:35:10,080 --> 00:35:11,180
I hope you're getting on well.

791
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:12,520
Says Tommy Coyne to the moon.

792
00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:13,780
Down with the Viper.

793
00:35:14,380 --> 00:35:15,260
Thank you very much.

794
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:17,020
And a big shout out there.

795
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:18,780
To everybody.

796
00:35:19,060 --> 00:35:19,420
Who is.

797
00:35:20,520 --> 00:35:21,000
Chillaxing.

798
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:21,760
The caxing.

799
00:35:22,020 --> 00:35:23,220
And watching a bit of this.

800
00:35:24,720 --> 00:35:25,660
Lovely ball.

801
00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,000
That's floating around the pitch at the moment.

802
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:29,740
Exciting times ahead.

803
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:30,740
Man you.

804
00:35:30,940 --> 00:35:33,100
Want to come away with a bit of credibility here.

805
00:35:33,380 --> 00:35:34,560
They're going to have to seriously.

806
00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:36,420
Pick the pace up.

807
00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:38,520
Because it's not working for them here.

808
00:35:39,180 --> 00:35:40,400
And we've been here before.

809
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:41,360
Upsets.

810
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:42,860
Exuberance.

811
00:35:43,300 --> 00:35:43,780
Hubris.

812
00:35:44,060 --> 00:35:45,460
Coming into the final tournament.

813
00:35:45,700 --> 00:35:46,380
Oh yeah.

814
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:46,980
We'll do it.

815
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:49,400
This trophy doesn't mean much to us.

816
00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:50,500
It's not where we want to be.

817
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,320
But it's a trophy.

818
00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,140
You know.

819
00:35:52,220 --> 00:35:53,240
You hear them saying that.

820
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:53,720
The fans.

821
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,700
You'd want to feckin win the thing first lads.

822
00:35:56,760 --> 00:35:58,160
Before you start saying that stuff.

823
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:00,100
Because at the moment.

824
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,400
It's not looking good.

825
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,120
And this melon is fantastic.

826
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:04,980
All together.

827
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,160
I heartily recommend.

828
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:09,580
You get down to your local melon dealer.

829
00:36:09,580 --> 00:36:11,380
And ask about test driving.

830
00:36:11,740 --> 00:36:12,560
The new melon.

831
00:36:14,060 --> 00:36:16,380
Prices start at two euro for a pot.

832
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,700
It's quite a lot actually.

833
00:36:18,100 --> 00:36:18,940
But that's what you get.

834
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:19,800
If you're too lazy.

835
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:21,880
To buy and chop your own melons up.

836
00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,200
You end up paying overextortionate prices.

837
00:36:24,620 --> 00:36:25,080
Here come.

838
00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:25,880
United.

839
00:36:26,220 --> 00:36:27,040
And it's cut out.

840
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:28,020
Goes out for.

841
00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:29,380
Nothing.

842
00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:32,040
Because it didn't cross the line.

843
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:33,540
Looked like it did though.

844
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,040
A lot of protestations.

845
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:35,480
From the.

846
00:36:35,780 --> 00:36:37,480
The Manchester United protesters.

847
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,200
Here come.

848
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:39,040
Rashford.

849
00:36:39,240 --> 00:36:39,840
Into Cavani.

850
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:40,480
Cavani.

851
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,700
Puts it back into the middle.

852
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,620
Tries to find Rashford.

853
00:36:42,820 --> 00:36:43,680
Doesn't work out for him.

854
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:44,660
Yellow submarine.

855
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,780
Blashing the ball out the box area now.

856
00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:48,560
I'm doing it comfortably.

857
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:49,520
Cucumberistically.

858
00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:50,440
Passing it around.

859
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:51,100
Francis.

860
00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,440
Do you want to take over for a moment?

861
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:53,800
I want to eat some melon.

862
00:36:55,020 --> 00:36:55,280
Yeah.

863
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:57,700
I'll have a bit of melon here as well actually Tom.

864
00:36:58,300 --> 00:36:59,640
You mean you have some as well.

865
00:37:00,160 --> 00:37:01,040
Fucking do hey.

866
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,620
Just as you were passing over the mic.

867
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,580
I was literally putting a bit of melon.

868
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,360
Into the gap there.

869
00:37:08,540 --> 00:37:09,580
Really nice melon.

870
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:11,000
I got to tell you something else.

871
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,180
Manchester United.

872
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:16,140
Are getting beat 1-0 here by Villarreal.

873
00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:16,920
Hannan.

874
00:37:16,980 --> 00:37:18,480
Thanks very much for the tip.

875
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:19,380
Tell Christina.

876
00:37:19,740 --> 00:37:20,780
To get off her laptop.

877
00:37:21,220 --> 00:37:22,580
And pay attention to me.

878
00:37:25,740 --> 00:37:26,940
Bit demanding there.

879
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:29,220
Thanks for the tip.

880
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:30,140
But Christina.

881
00:37:30,340 --> 00:37:31,020
You heard it.

882
00:37:31,100 --> 00:37:31,860
It came in.

883
00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:32,840
In a tip form.

884
00:37:33,160 --> 00:37:34,580
Tip format from Hannan.

885
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:37,260
And it was a 3 euro tip.

886
00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,040
So there's a lot of weight behind that.

887
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:40,240
That sentiment.

888
00:37:40,780 --> 00:37:42,060
That you need to pay attention.

889
00:37:43,380 --> 00:37:45,520
But who's to say Hannan is a he or a she.

890
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:46,560
That's it Tom.

891
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,480
Could be a she as well.

892
00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:47,720
So.

893
00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:49,540
Just basically Christina.

894
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:51,300
Do what Hannan says.

895
00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:51,680
Okay.

896
00:37:52,320 --> 00:37:53,000
All the best.

897
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:53,800
Mark.

898
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:56,000
Mark.

899
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:56,880
Formerly sweet beast.

900
00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:57,640
Thanks very much.

901
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:58,640
Manchester United.

902
00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,000
Trying to be the sweet beasts here.

903
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:03,500
They've actually turned into nasty little beasts now.

904
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,780
As there's a bit of heat turned up.

905
00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,620
The last five minutes of regulation time with us.

906
00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:09,240
First half.

907
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:12,040
And it's that man Bruno Fernandes.

908
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,200
Who's doing a lot of gesticulating.

909
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,160
And that kind of Portuguese style.

910
00:38:17,660 --> 00:38:18,380
That he has there.

911
00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,220
And he's looking for a corner ball.

912
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:23,200
At the hands of Villarreal.

913
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:24,900
I don't think he's found it.

914
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:26,500
He didn't work out for him.

915
00:38:26,700 --> 00:38:27,820
He didn't work out for him.

916
00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:30,340
And now he's gone back to centre midfield.

917
00:38:30,420 --> 00:38:31,040
He's running back.

918
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,980
He's a good man.

919
00:38:32,020 --> 00:38:33,280
But he's out of sorts at the moment.

920
00:38:33,620 --> 00:38:34,480
Bruno Fernandes.

921
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,320
And Unai Amari.

922
00:38:37,660 --> 00:38:39,180
Umai Amari.

923
00:38:39,580 --> 00:38:41,260
Or whatever his fucking name is.

924
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:43,480
Is walking around the side hatch.

925
00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,380
Like a dejected vampire.

926
00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:47,920
Who's just lost in the third round.

927
00:38:48,320 --> 00:38:49,920
Of Vampires Got Talent.

928
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,920
The hit fucking talent show.

929
00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:54,480
Broadcast in Romania.

930
00:38:55,340 --> 00:38:56,880
And wherever the hell he lives.

931
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:58,720
The vampire man.

932
00:38:59,180 --> 00:39:00,120
Known as Dracula.

933
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:01,840
Bram Stoker.

934
00:39:02,680 --> 00:39:03,400
Yeah Dublin.

935
00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,800
Or fucking Valhalla.

936
00:39:04,960 --> 00:39:05,620
Or wherever it is.

937
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:07,100
Transylvania.

938
00:39:07,500 --> 00:39:09,300
Which is really a place as well.

939
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:10,740
I'm not sure if.

940
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:12,180
If they believe that.

941
00:39:13,540 --> 00:39:14,700
That Dracula.

942
00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,580
Is like a permanent resident.

943
00:39:17,780 --> 00:39:18,720
There of Transylvania.

944
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:20,180
And also what about Pennsylvania.

945
00:39:21,380 --> 00:39:22,440
Over in the States.

946
00:39:23,120 --> 00:39:24,440
Do they have any connections.

947
00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:26,280
With those.

948
00:39:26,760 --> 00:39:27,200
Fucking.

949
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:28,460
The bloodsuckers.

950
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:30,600
Couldn't tell you Tom.

951
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:32,540
But you never know.

952
00:39:32,540 --> 00:39:34,580
There could be something going on in Pennsylvania.

953
00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:36,660
Regarding that kind of.

954
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:37,660
Way.

955
00:39:37,860 --> 00:39:39,500
There might have been old European.

956
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:40,300
Or.

957
00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:42,460
Romanian settlers.

958
00:39:42,700 --> 00:39:42,980
Maybe.

959
00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:43,940
Going in there.

960
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,580
Back in the times of yore.

961
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:46,900
When people.

962
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:48,560
Went over to the States.

963
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:49,400
On boats.

964
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:51,500
And they brought smallpox.

965
00:39:51,500 --> 00:39:52,340
And all that kind of crack.

966
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,100
Maybe.

967
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:54,580
Some of those guys.

968
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:56,200
Might have been from Transylvania.

969
00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:57,300
And they were like.

970
00:39:57,380 --> 00:39:57,720
Fuck it.

971
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:58,600
Let's call this place.

972
00:39:59,220 --> 00:39:59,580
Pennsylvania.

973
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,240
And do all the vampire stuff here.

974
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:02,940
We don't know.

975
00:40:03,020 --> 00:40:04,300
It's just a fucking theory.

976
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,820
I've had since I was a child.

977
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:08,180
And I'm glad that you thought about it as well Tom.

978
00:40:09,400 --> 00:40:10,680
Thanks very much for the tip.

979
00:40:11,060 --> 00:40:11,340
Woolmag.

980
00:40:11,460 --> 00:40:11,820
Spoon.

981
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:14,400
And Christina for the tip.

982
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:14,800
Who says.

983
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:16,100
Tell Hannan to F off.

984
00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:17,680
Here come United now.

985
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:19,700
Via Real are telling them to F off.

986
00:40:19,980 --> 00:40:21,700
Luke Shaw is on the side of the hatch.

987
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:22,760
Doesn't know what to do.

988
00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:24,480
Playing it back to Lindelof.

989
00:40:24,780 --> 00:40:25,760
Back to Pogba.

990
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:26,460
Back.

991
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,080
Out.

992
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,960
It's a blank ball out to the wide.

993
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:29,460
Bissaka.

994
00:40:29,640 --> 00:40:29,860
Wide.

995
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:31,440
Wend Bissaka out wide.

996
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:32,920
Plays back to McTominay.

997
00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:33,560
McTominay.

998
00:40:33,620 --> 00:40:34,320
Doing a little dance.

999
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:35,300
25 yards out.

1000
00:40:35,560 --> 00:40:36,880
Trying to find a bit of two touch.

1001
00:40:37,020 --> 00:40:39,940
Trying to find a triangle to form here with Mason Greenwood.

1002
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:42,080
But they're getting pushed back on Manchester United.

1003
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:42,920
Via Real.

1004
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:43,540
Dog it.

1005
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,160
In the tackle.

1006
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:44,700
And now.

1007
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:45,400
They're on the break.

1008
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:45,940
A chance.

1009
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:46,800
At a counter attack.

1010
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,800
It's one man versus four Manchester United defenders.

1011
00:40:50,260 --> 00:40:51,840
He's got no time or.

1012
00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:52,840
Oh he's got loads of time.

1013
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:53,780
He's taking them on.

1014
00:40:53,940 --> 00:40:54,680
He's giving it a go.

1015
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,120
He won a corner anyway.

1016
00:40:56,260 --> 00:40:57,400
That's not too bad at all.

1017
00:40:58,100 --> 00:40:59,420
And it's not a corner.

1018
00:40:59,860 --> 00:41:01,860
Unfortunately it's been rolled out as a goal kick.

1019
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,060
And that was ridiculous.

1020
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:04,500
Because it looked like a corner to me.

1021
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:06,760
Well.

1022
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:10,340
He ran past about seven midfield players.

1023
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:11,500
And.

1024
00:41:12,620 --> 00:41:14,160
With two minutes of regulation.

1025
00:41:14,300 --> 00:41:14,880
Time to go.

1026
00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:16,600
It's.

1027
00:41:16,600 --> 00:41:16,960
It's.

1028
00:41:17,140 --> 00:41:18,980
It's all Via Real at the moment.

1029
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,880
And there's a handball there as well nearly.

1030
00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:22,860
Luke Shaw.

1031
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:23,680
So it wasn't.

1032
00:41:23,800 --> 00:41:25,020
Just that they missed out a corner.

1033
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,320
Could have been a handball.

1034
00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:27,600
Yeah.

1035
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:30,000
I've seen any number of dodgy calls with the VR.

1036
00:41:30,260 --> 00:41:30,400
Now.

1037
00:41:30,720 --> 00:41:31,940
You don't know what the hell.

1038
00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:33,680
Is going to be called.

1039
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,000
Or what is given or isn't.

1040
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:35,720
So it's just.

1041
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:36,360
It's made it.

1042
00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,540
A bit more exciting.

1043
00:41:38,100 --> 00:41:38,620
In that way.

1044
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,920
But also annoying as well.

1045
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,860
Ball comes in for United.

1046
00:41:41,240 --> 00:41:43,900
And it's a chance at them to get something before the half time.

1047
00:41:43,900 --> 00:41:46,140
And it's cut out again by Via Real.

1048
00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,180
And it's.

1049
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:48,300
This passed around.

1050
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:48,840
Coolly.

1051
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:49,340
Calmly.

1052
00:41:49,760 --> 00:41:50,160
Cucumberistically.

1053
00:41:50,300 --> 00:41:52,020
By the men in the canary yellow shirts.

1054
00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:53,520
Going back to Eric Bailly.

1055
00:41:53,820 --> 00:41:54,620
Who's passed it there.

1056
00:41:54,700 --> 00:41:55,740
Alongside the back hatch.

1057
00:41:55,860 --> 00:41:56,680
Down to Lindelof.

1058
00:41:56,740 --> 00:41:57,460
Out to Pogba.

1059
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,980
That maestro in midfield now.

1060
00:41:59,180 --> 00:42:00,080
Out to Bruno Fernandes.

1061
00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:00,960
Lovely little pirouette.

1062
00:42:01,220 --> 00:42:03,900
Doesn't do enough to dig past the Via Real players though.

1063
00:42:04,180 --> 00:42:04,880
And it's again.

1064
00:42:05,060 --> 00:42:07,400
Wambis Saka has managed to find himself on the edge of the area.

1065
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:08,780
Again with Marcus Rashford.

1066
00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,200
Lovely little step off from Rashford.

1067
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:11,060
Beats two men.

1068
00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:11,820
Gets into the box.

1069
00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:12,540
Puts into the middle.

1070
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:13,720
There's no one there to collect it.

1071
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:15,080
And it's kicked out again.

1072
00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:15,680
Via Real.

1073
00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,220
Struggling to hold on to their.

1074
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:18,760
Their 1-0 lead at the moment.

1075
00:42:18,760 --> 00:42:21,260
As Manchester United try to batter down the hatches.

1076
00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,620
Batting down the hatches you mean.

1077
00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:25,160
That's what Via Real should be doing.

1078
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,380
Batting down the hatches.

1079
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:31,140
As Manchester United are driving fucking hatchbacks at the door.

1080
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:33,160
And they're ploughing into it and going.

1081
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:33,880
Let us in.

1082
00:42:33,880 --> 00:42:35,060
Let us in.

1083
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:36,260
I don't know.

1084
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:39,560
And it's Mason Greenwood down the right hand side.

1085
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,900
He's driving an SR Nova.

1086
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:42,860
He's gone in like a boy racer.

1087
00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,560
Puts the ball in.

1088
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:44,400
And it's no.

1089
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:45,380
Cavani.

1090
00:42:45,820 --> 00:42:46,620
So close.

1091
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,080
So close to 11 and a half for Manchester there.

1092
00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,420
On the edge of half time.

1093
00:42:52,200 --> 00:42:54,540
And a great bit of defending from Via Real.

1094
00:42:54,940 --> 00:42:58,540
Started off with a lovely burst of pace from Mason Greenwood on that right hand side.

1095
00:42:58,960 --> 00:42:59,560
Bet his man.

1096
00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:00,420
Shkinned him alive.

1097
00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:01,440
Took him to the box.

1098
00:43:01,780 --> 00:43:03,580
Looked to find Cavani in the six yarder.

1099
00:43:03,580 --> 00:43:09,260
But it rattlesnaked off of the groin of a fella from Via Real who has a man bun.

1100
00:43:09,260 --> 00:43:16,100
And then the fella who got hit in the groin with the man bun went down clutching his Jimmy Jollux.

1101
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:19,000
And he's just back up on his feet now.

1102
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:25,000
Maybe he needs to wear a cup or something in the second half after that because his ball bag has been absolutely baluba'd.

1103
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:26,740
Baluba Farkatori.

1104
00:43:27,080 --> 00:43:27,900
Thank you very much.

1105
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:28,940
Plan McCart.

1106
00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,280
I hope you're getting on well.

1107
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:31,740
Thanks very much for your tip.

1108
00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:35,140
You've got a lovely little haiku about melons.

1109
00:43:35,580 --> 00:43:40,580
It says lemons and limes get to see the inside of pubs.

1110
00:43:40,580 --> 00:43:43,520
But melons don't have ID.

1111
00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:46,620
Crazy bit of business.

1112
00:43:47,100 --> 00:43:47,980
Crazy bit of business.

1113
00:43:47,980 --> 00:43:50,780
From the Port Laureate there.

1114
00:43:50,940 --> 00:43:52,360
Plan McCart.

1115
00:43:52,620 --> 00:43:53,480
And Barry Ballback.

1116
00:43:53,560 --> 00:43:54,280
Thanks for the tip.

1117
00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:55,400
I hope you're getting on well.

1118
00:43:55,660 --> 00:43:55,920
Schlag.

1119
00:43:55,940 --> 00:43:57,120
Have you ever driven a Mercedes?

1120
00:43:57,820 --> 00:43:58,680
Vario Minibus.

1121
00:43:58,780 --> 00:43:59,480
I haven't.

1122
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:00,400
I haven't.

1123
00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:02,480
But I've always dreamt of it.

1124
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:04,160
And you know.

1125
00:44:04,220 --> 00:44:04,720
Never know.

1126
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,140
That would be the dream now.

1127
00:44:06,620 --> 00:44:07,300
The way you know.

1128
00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:10,020
Transportation has been deregulatised.

1129
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:11,760
And every man is his own man.

1130
00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:13,100
No one can go out and make it.

1131
00:44:13,260 --> 00:44:14,860
And as long as you've got an app.

1132
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,560
And you've a licence.

1133
00:44:15,740 --> 00:44:17,000
And you drive this, that and the other.

1134
00:44:17,420 --> 00:44:24,880
Won't be long before Tommy's private independent bus company is going to be minibusing around the county.

1135
00:44:24,980 --> 00:44:25,880
A quiet kind of life.

1136
00:44:25,960 --> 00:44:26,860
Here is Villarreal.

1137
00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:27,960
Chelsea get a second here.

1138
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:28,840
Corner ball comes in.

1139
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:29,320
Heads go up.

1140
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,320
Set it away by Manchester United.

1141
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:35,180
And that's the referee blows upon his magical piece of pace.

1142
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:41,260
To signify the end of a hard fought first half between Villarreal and Manchester United.

1143
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:41,940
Five score here.

1144
00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:43,460
Half time score here.

1145
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,360
Giddenshia.

1146
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,560
Villarreal won Manchester United zero.

1147
00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,040
And Gilles Moreno.

1148
00:44:49,340 --> 00:44:50,160
29 minutes.

1149
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:52,760
With that goal there for Villarreal to make the difference.

1150
00:44:54,100 --> 00:44:55,120
Crazy bit of business.

1151
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:59,620
Second half will be with us in 15 minutes time.

1152
00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:02,840
I want to say a big thanks there to Manbund de Groene.

1153
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,380
I hope you're getting on well in Schlug's liquid football.

1154
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:10,020
We've never seen Schlug and Dominic Cummings together in the same place.

1155
00:45:10,060 --> 00:45:13,000
At the same time, we deserve the truth, Tom.

1156
00:45:13,460 --> 00:45:15,220
Well, there is no truth.

1157
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,640
I don't know what kind of truth you're asking for.

1158
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,960
But I don't know Dominic Cummings.

1159
00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:22,000
Never have.

1160
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:22,940
Never did.

1161
00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:24,920
Doesn't seem like my cup of tea.

1162
00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:25,860
Each to their own.

1163
00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,120
He's doing his work over there.

1164
00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,720
I do my work on the bus.

1165
00:45:29,820 --> 00:45:31,140
He's doing whatever it is.

1166
00:45:31,620 --> 00:45:34,300
Dark art of communications and government.

1167
00:45:34,820 --> 00:45:35,860
I'm driving the bus.

1168
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:37,980
It's a dark art in and of itself as well.

1169
00:45:38,060 --> 00:45:40,940
I don't come as I'd be able to get behind the wheel of a Sotero G.

1170
00:45:41,260 --> 00:45:44,360
And drive it wild around the streets.

1171
00:45:44,860 --> 00:45:47,100
A fucking San Van Alona.

1172
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:50,260
Whatever the fictionalized city of bus simulator game is.

1173
00:45:50,500 --> 00:45:51,080
I'm not sure.

1174
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:54,080
But I always attributed a city name to it.

1175
00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:57,240
And that was the name I came up with.

1176
00:45:58,040 --> 00:46:00,760
Nevertheless, it's nil-nil here at halftime.

1177
00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:06,720
VRL are doing the, not the unthinkable, but they're doing what maybe we thought they could have done, Francis.

1178
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:07,680
Which is upset them.

1179
00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:09,440
Yeah, they're upsetting United.

1180
00:46:09,620 --> 00:46:12,760
And it was great to see because United have just been all, as we said,

1181
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:15,620
Oh yeah, it's not the trophy we want.

1182
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:18,240
But, you know, it's the one we'll play for anyway and all that.

1183
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:19,780
It's like, yeah, lads.

1184
00:46:20,140 --> 00:46:24,620
Fucking, you're getting beat in the trophy you said you're not arsed about.

1185
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:26,620
Now who's looking rubbish?

1186
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:29,240
Yep, that's just the way it is.

1187
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,820
It's the hubris that'll trip you up in the end.

1188
00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:35,940
And there's always going to be people there to point out that.

1189
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,340
So, actually, you can't really win, really.

1190
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,160
Well, Man United can't at the moment.

1191
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:41,920
They're getting beat.

1192
00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:44,440
They're going to have to really step it up in that second half.

1193
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,920
I don't know what they're going to do.

1194
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:49,780
There's question marks over McTominay being there.

1195
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:51,560
Maybe, you know, Fred is not there.

1196
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:53,800
But you look at the bench.

1197
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:55,660
It's not even an amazing bench.

1198
00:46:56,340 --> 00:46:57,120
Who've they got?

1199
00:46:57,200 --> 00:46:57,880
What's going on?

1200
00:46:58,040 --> 00:46:59,020
Let's have a little look here.

1201
00:46:59,880 --> 00:47:04,400
They've got Harry Maguire, who doesn't look like he's fit to play.

1202
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,820
They've won matter.

1203
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,740
He's passed his best, but, you know, he can still, you know,

1204
00:47:09,800 --> 00:47:10,740
20 minutes to go.

1205
00:47:10,780 --> 00:47:11,940
He might be able to do something.

1206
00:47:12,360 --> 00:47:13,840
He's a great passer of the ball.

1207
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,060
Dan James is nipping on the wing.

1208
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:24,020
But these aren't players that just speak up and smack you in the face, you know, with the impression.

1209
00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:27,820
You're not impressed with them, really, in terms of, like, the big game players.

1210
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:29,860
Not a haul.

1211
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:29,960
Not a haul.

1212
00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,680
Not a haul, Tom.

1213
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:32,500
Not a haul.

1214
00:47:33,380 --> 00:47:34,740
Donny van de Beek.

1215
00:47:35,140 --> 00:47:36,120
Brandon Williams.

1216
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:37,440
Nemanja Matic.

1217
00:47:38,380 --> 00:47:39,480
Alex Telles.

1218
00:47:39,900 --> 00:47:40,660
Dean Henderson.

1219
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:42,320
Daniel James Fred.

1220
00:47:42,460 --> 00:47:42,980
Lee Grant.

1221
00:47:43,140 --> 00:47:44,000
Juan Mata Harambo.

1222
00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:46,120
Yeah, it's not amazing at all.

1223
00:47:46,940 --> 00:47:53,200
And then again, you look at the Villarreal bench, and I don't know any of those guys anyway.

1224
00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:56,480
So, I mean, who's to see who's got the better team?

1225
00:47:56,720 --> 00:48:02,800
All that we know is that Villarreal are the team to beat in the second half, because they're winning, Tom.

1226
00:48:02,860 --> 00:48:03,260
They're winning.

1227
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:05,960
Jimmy Jalex, thank you very much.

1228
00:48:06,360 --> 00:48:07,240
Man Bunda Griner.

1229
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,420
I hope you're doing well.

1230
00:48:09,120 --> 00:48:11,720
Remember to get on to Billy Bat 247, everybody.

1231
00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:13,760
It's a great app.

1232
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:25,300
And we must give thanks and praise to the boys at Billy Bat for getting that app together and really taking the mobile gambling to the next level.

1233
00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:37,920
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1234
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,020
This Billy Bat app is unbelievable.

1235
00:48:40,020 --> 00:48:42,640
Feels like I'm really in the stadium with the boys.

1236
00:48:42,640 --> 00:48:51,840
Billy Bat 247.

1237
00:48:51,980 --> 00:48:55,800
Win, lose, or draw, you'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

1238
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,300
Yo, what up?

1239
00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:03,020
It's your boy Snake Fist back again with another Billy Bat 247 spread bet connoisseurs tips and tricks scenario.

1240
00:49:03,580 --> 00:49:05,340
That guy from Madrid, right?

1241
00:49:05,940 --> 00:49:13,020
Mukus Lodric, he does the ball touch really well.

1242
00:49:13,020 --> 00:49:14,560
Get on to my man Padre.

1243
00:49:15,140 --> 00:49:24,340
The actual market for the app is not on the app.

1244
00:49:24,340 --> 00:49:26,080
Look you up with a bank account in Europe.

1245
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,340
Thanks for the tip.

1246
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,360
Thanks very much there, Evan Kilban.

1247
00:49:35,420 --> 00:49:36,620
Hope you're doing well.

1248
00:49:36,840 --> 00:49:37,940
And how is your man?

1249
00:49:38,340 --> 00:49:39,260
Thanks very much.

1250
00:49:41,760 --> 00:49:43,500
Evan Kilban, I hope you're doing well.

1251
00:49:44,980 --> 00:49:46,040
Take that out there.

1252
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:52,580
And also, big shout out to Mama Doc for the tip and to Pennsylvanian.

1253
00:49:52,580 --> 00:50:00,780
A Sylvania, meaning forest land, is the ideal environment for a Draculaic types to thrive.

1254
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:12,840
However, Pennsylvania's fertile well-drained soil with a near-neutral pH is also the ideal environment for their arch nemesis, garlic.

1255
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:18,100
What an amazing little tidbit of information there from Pennsylvanian.

1256
00:50:18,240 --> 00:50:21,160
And Rahoon, thank you very much for your tip there.

1257
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:27,660
What an amazing bit of trivia there about the Sylvanian and what that actually means.

1258
00:50:27,660 --> 00:50:29,920
You know, there is a meaning behind all these things.

1259
00:50:30,380 --> 00:50:31,100
They say words.

1260
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:33,860
They're not just there as placeholders.

1261
00:50:34,140 --> 00:50:42,540
They came alive because of an organic kind of process where evolution of the language happened.

1262
00:50:42,700 --> 00:50:45,620
Well, Sylvania means forest land.

1263
00:50:45,720 --> 00:50:51,820
So if we think of Transylvania, that's fucking forest land for the Transils.

1264
00:50:52,880 --> 00:50:53,200
Do you know?

1265
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,980
And the Pensils are the same guys in the Pennsylvanians.

1266
00:50:57,080 --> 00:50:58,040
Maybe the Penn State.

1267
00:50:58,640 --> 00:50:59,640
Maybe the Pens.

1268
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:03,100
Maybe the Pens were a bloody tribe or something.

1269
00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:10,180
Rahoon.

1270
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,960
Thank you very much.

1271
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,120
And to Jenny Aliashki.

1272
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:16,360
I hope you're doing well.

1273
00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:18,540
Jenny Aliashki.

1274
00:51:19,020 --> 00:51:20,460
Thank you very much, my friend.

1275
00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:23,600
I hope you're doing well and having a great time.

1276
00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:30,120
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1277
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:33,540
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1278
00:51:34,840 --> 00:51:36,280
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1279
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:38,120
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1280
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:41,020
This Billy Beck hat is one of the-

1281
00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:43,480
Feels like I'm really in the- in the stadium with the boys.

1282
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:48,260
Billy Beck 247, win, lose or draw, you'll always have an experience and a story to tell.

1283
00:51:48,260 --> 00:52:17,660
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1284
00:52:17,660 --> 00:52:46,600
It's a great app. Make sure you gamble away on it. Glinchk. Thanking you very much, Glinchk, for your tip. Crazy bit of business there. Dispatching the fiver towards us at pace. Through the internet and also Pennsylvania again. Back again. Francis with some more.

1285
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:49,140
He's tripped again and he's back again with some more information.

1286
00:52:50,040 --> 00:52:54,520
Ha! Pennsylvanian! What a man. What a legend.

1287
00:52:55,420 --> 00:53:02,600
And he's back at it with some more info saying this should help explain why Dracula himself uses Transylvania as his permanent address.

1288
00:53:03,660 --> 00:53:12,280
It turns out that William Penn was part Draculaic, but got the garlic vaccine on his voyage across the seas.

1289
00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,920
Hope this helps the collective understanding.

1290
00:53:16,060 --> 00:53:17,620
Thank you very much for that.

1291
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:19,860
Sorry, turn those ads off there.

1292
00:53:20,220 --> 00:53:21,860
Thanks very much for that, Pennsylvanian.

1293
00:53:22,680 --> 00:53:25,680
Crazy bit of business about the garlic vaccine there.

1294
00:53:26,320 --> 00:53:28,420
And a crazy bit of business with Gerard.

1295
00:53:28,640 --> 00:53:31,420
Scoring for V-O-R-E-L to make it 1-0 in that first half.

1296
00:53:31,820 --> 00:53:34,360
As Wayne Rooney watches on from the rafters.

1297
00:53:35,300 --> 00:53:36,620
Jamie Oliver, Chicken Nuggets.

1298
00:53:36,680 --> 00:53:37,440
Thank you very much.

1299
00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:39,340
Give us a lift to Kalester.

1300
00:53:39,840 --> 00:53:40,460
Thank you very much.

1301
00:53:40,460 --> 00:53:41,520
I'm not driving anywhere.

1302
00:53:41,720 --> 00:53:43,820
This is not a bus.

1303
00:53:43,940 --> 00:53:45,400
It's a Manchester United match.

1304
00:53:45,980 --> 00:53:46,880
And Ollie is driving.

1305
00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:48,020
Ollie's at the wheel tonight.

1306
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:49,820
And has he had a drink?

1307
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:53,020
Because the bus is fucking after.

1308
00:53:54,460 --> 00:53:56,200
He's parked it up at half time.

1309
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,460
And the arse is sticking out onto the road.

1310
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,700
That is a way of saying that they're getting bit.

1311
00:54:02,380 --> 00:54:05,420
And that he's under scrutiny at the moment.

1312
00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:05,980
As Ollie.

1313
00:54:06,340 --> 00:54:08,040
He needs to get back into the car.

1314
00:54:08,220 --> 00:54:11,800
And correct that fucking parallel park it a little bit better.

1315
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,060
Sylvanian, thank you.

1316
00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:15,060
Give us a lift to Kalester.

1317
00:54:15,220 --> 00:54:15,740
How are you, Tommy?

1318
00:54:15,840 --> 00:54:16,440
Loving the streams.

1319
00:54:16,540 --> 00:54:19,000
Just back home after a long day of sitting on the side road.

1320
00:54:19,320 --> 00:54:20,360
Watching tractors.

1321
00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,100
Drive by.

1322
00:54:21,580 --> 00:54:23,220
Find me the history about the place.

1323
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:28,200
Can you give a shout out to the Paralympics WhatsApp group?

1324
00:54:29,340 --> 00:54:31,100
And my sister, Christina.

1325
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,180
Well, I hope you're getting on well there.

1326
00:54:33,540 --> 00:54:35,820
Everybody watching there in that group.

1327
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:39,300
And the Clamacout has got a bonus halftime bet haiku.

1328
00:54:40,220 --> 00:54:40,480
Francis?

1329
00:54:41,200 --> 00:54:42,000
I love it.

1330
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:42,880
Here we go.

1331
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:43,680
Another one.

1332
00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:45,360
It's a bonus halftime one.

1333
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,120
Senior Da coming out the bookies.

1334
00:54:48,400 --> 00:54:49,800
He can't use the app.

1335
00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:51,900
He's still got a Sejam.

1336
00:54:52,700 --> 00:54:53,000
Wow.

1337
00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:56,600
It says so much with so little.

1338
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,560
And less is more.

1339
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,020
And it's so sad.

1340
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:02,580
You know, the Sejam phone.

1341
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,160
The imagery of that.

1342
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:05,760
The man in the bookies.

1343
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:08,180
The big chunky buttons on that phone.

1344
00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:12,740
No sight or sniff or concept of an app.

1345
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:13,840
Or an LCD display.

1346
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:14,980
Or an LCD display.

1347
00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:16,260
Or OLED.

1348
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:17,640
It's just pure.

1349
00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:18,140
It's just pure.

1350
00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:19,140
Pure.

1351
00:55:19,140 --> 00:55:20,140
8-bit.com.

1352
00:55:20,140 --> 00:55:21,140
8-bit.com.

1353
00:55:21,140 --> 00:55:24,260
Matrix, Snake Vibes, Bantumi.

1354
00:55:24,260 --> 00:55:27,820
Yep, General Gaddafi, thank you very much.

1355
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:29,880
Where's me jumper? Thank you very much.

1356
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:33,880
Build the bets and build the builds, says General Gaddafi.

1357
00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,140
He's a big man for the betting as well.

1358
00:55:36,500 --> 00:55:39,620
Tell you, he took a bit of a gamble there a few years ago

1359
00:55:39,620 --> 00:55:43,500
when he thought he could go out to the shops for a packet of sweets.

1360
00:55:44,400 --> 00:55:47,200
It turned out that was the last trip he ever made.

1361
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:50,760
And that was the last gamble as well.

1362
00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:54,440
But I mean, he's still out there supporting the stream from the back of beyond.

1363
00:55:54,620 --> 00:55:56,560
So big shout out there to Gaddafi.

1364
00:55:57,440 --> 00:55:58,640
Hope you're getting on well.

1365
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:01,380
Wherever you are at the moment, Chris McCormack,

1366
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,320
thanking you very much. I hope you're getting on well.

1367
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,800
Thanks very much, Chris.

1368
00:56:05,880 --> 00:56:09,860
You see, making serious money on Billy Bet, making it rain.

1369
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:12,280
Great, great, great, great, great, great scenario.

1370
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:17,020
And we heard about some amazing bets there last match we were covering

1371
00:56:17,020 --> 00:56:22,660
when someone said that they had put money on the amount of side hoardings,

1372
00:56:22,880 --> 00:56:29,380
Heineken sideboards hoardings, that would be slid into by N'Golo Kante during the match.

1373
00:56:29,740 --> 00:56:32,900
Somebody gambled three and put the week's wage on it,

1374
00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:37,180
said that it won't be happening ever again, because it can't happen again,

1375
00:56:37,580 --> 00:56:40,760
because it just isn't going to happen, because it can't happen.

1376
00:56:41,260 --> 00:56:42,920
It was a bleak one again.

1377
00:56:43,300 --> 00:56:45,480
Bleak one, eight, two. Thank you very much.

1378
00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:46,780
A slug shining.

1379
00:56:47,260 --> 00:56:50,060
How are you, Tommy? No access to the game from age or in work,

1380
00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:54,260
so you're my only link to the balloon-based action taking place.

1381
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:57,160
That's an amazing bit of stuff altogether,

1382
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:01,260
and we're happy to provide you with the cutting-edge analysis commentary

1383
00:57:01,260 --> 00:57:04,840
and play-by-play here, as we always have done.

1384
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:06,700
Courtesy of our friends at Billy Bet,

1385
00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:09,860
and also a big shout-out to all our Turkish friends over there

1386
00:57:09,860 --> 00:57:11,940
who can't stop gambling as well.

1387
00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:12,800
They've got a problem.

1388
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:15,640
Mobile Ozel, yeni technology.

1389
00:57:16,640 --> 00:57:19,180
Rocky P Spas, en yours, Colorado.

1390
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:20,500
Eran, hern, yern.

1391
00:57:23,060 --> 00:57:24,700
Ui, olat, 30 TL.

1392
00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:27,620
1000 TL, percent 100.

1393
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:29,180
Turkey, nin, leak.

1394
00:57:29,760 --> 00:57:30,960
Mobile Bihis, seb din.

1395
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:32,260
Mobile Bihis.

1396
00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:34,960
Mobile Ozel, yeni technology.

1397
00:57:36,020 --> 00:57:36,620
Rocky P...

1398
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:38,940
Not one ever to tear the arse out of anything,

1399
00:57:38,940 --> 00:57:41,960
but this is something we have to tear the arse out of it.

1400
00:57:42,360 --> 00:57:43,380
Is it the Chino Man?

1401
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,920
Is it the Chino Man himself?

1402
00:57:45,100 --> 00:57:48,120
The Chi-Chi-Chi Mbappuccino.

1403
00:57:48,580 --> 00:57:50,320
Show me that coffee drip.

1404
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,060
Yeah, we've got it here.

1405
00:57:52,460 --> 00:57:54,680
The Cillian Mbappuccino, awaken the senses.

1406
00:57:54,900 --> 00:57:55,560
Not our words.

1407
00:57:55,860 --> 00:57:57,060
The words of Neffet.

1408
00:57:58,820 --> 00:58:00,620
Virilologist, awaken the senses.

1409
00:58:00,740 --> 00:58:01,660
Cillian de senses.

1410
00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:02,240
De dash...

1411
00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:02,900
De gash...

1412
00:58:02,900 --> 00:58:03,360
Dash...

1413
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:03,520
Dash...

1414
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,360
Dash...

1415
00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:05,360
Dash...

1416
00:58:05,360 --> 00:58:06,360
De...

1417
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:07,040
De...

1418
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,240
De Gascone.

1419
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:09,360
Cillian...

1420
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:10,800
Cillian de Gascone says,

1421
00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:13,240
Awaken the senses with the Cillian Mbappuccino.

1422
00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:15,100
We've played that all day.

1423
00:58:15,180 --> 00:58:16,080
We've played that all night.

1424
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:18,400
Everyone's aware of that, but no one's buying it.

1425
00:58:19,180 --> 00:58:19,900
Sorry about that.

1426
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:20,860
Bit of wind.

1427
00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:28,500
And also, let's unite against bad, bad silage.

1428
00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:29,600
It's...

1429
00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:37,320
A lot of people are going to be cutting grass and in silent grass and just kicking ass over

1430
00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:40,480
the next month or two when the weather picks up.

1431
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:44,060
Thank you very much, Sepp Blatter and Gulag Worker and Schlug Schleinen.

1432
00:58:44,560 --> 00:58:45,360
And where's my jumper?

1433
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:47,780
And where would you rather be?

1434
00:58:47,880 --> 00:58:53,060
Would you rather be cutting grass with an old baling machine or would you rather own a bit of something a little bit fancy?

1435
00:58:53,380 --> 00:58:55,140
Something that speaks to your individuality?

1436
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:59,600
Someone who says, yeah, I cut grass and ensile it and bale it for the fucking winter for the feeding.

1437
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:02,960
But I'm not like every other farmer.

1438
00:59:03,400 --> 00:59:05,000
I'm not like every other grass man.

1439
00:59:05,380 --> 00:59:09,800
Well, you want to get yourself none other than the new Welsh Gareth Bale-er.

1440
00:59:09,900 --> 00:59:13,020
9,000 silage golf wheels in that order.

1441
00:59:13,320 --> 00:59:15,080
It's a crazy bit of business altogether.

1442
00:59:15,520 --> 00:59:22,280
It produces 700 bales with man buns and man sculpted hair a day.

1443
00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:24,420
That's going on a good day.

1444
00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:35,440
If you get a great day, you can fucking go crazy on it and just fill the field with man bunnistic bales of ensiled grass.

1445
00:59:35,560 --> 00:59:38,180
It's going to be a crazy bit of business if you want to get onto that.

1446
00:59:38,620 --> 00:59:39,380
Get involved.

1447
00:59:39,520 --> 00:59:41,560
It's happening soon and we have a shtick in it.

1448
00:59:42,020 --> 00:59:43,200
We're in on the ground floor.

1449
00:59:43,580 --> 00:59:46,800
And at the moment, on the ground floor of the Gdańsk Football Stadium,

1450
00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:52,660
it's Villarreal who are about to walk out to the second half of the regulation time slot

1451
00:59:52,660 --> 00:59:57,300
in which they're allowed to apply their trade as fully paid up car carrying members

1452
00:59:57,300 --> 01:00:03,240
of their professional footballing federation, which they have in Spain there.

1453
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,720
It's like the FAI, but it's a Spanish version.

1454
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,140
The FES, the Football Association of Spain.

1455
01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:14,120
Can't guarantee that that's a correct factoid, but it's a decent attempt anyway.

1456
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,340
Thanks very much, Francis.

1457
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:16,580
Question Tarantino.

1458
01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:21,460
Tommy, Francis is nearly at 100k subs, with the help of yourself, no less.

1459
01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:27,000
Any plans for a bit of celebrating at the Milestone Landmark Keeper Lit?

1460
01:00:27,520 --> 01:00:28,800
Yeah, I'd like to get out of prison.

1461
01:00:29,300 --> 01:00:32,780
That would be the celebration, to end all celebrations, to be honest.

1462
01:00:33,380 --> 01:00:37,860
And I don't want to sound like I don't care about it, but at the end of the day,

1463
01:00:38,220 --> 01:00:42,840
what matters is the people who are watching when it's happening and when we're doing stuff.

1464
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:45,580
So it doesn't matter how many fucking subs there are.

1465
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:52,260
What matters is right here, right now, second half, Footballtronics going on,

1466
01:00:52,780 --> 01:00:58,900
match-style in front of 8,000, 10,000, maybe 15,000 fans inside the Gdansk Stadium

1467
01:00:58,900 --> 01:01:05,040
as Manchester United try to clasp, clamber up for a bit of a touch, a sniff of the silver,

1468
01:01:05,380 --> 01:01:12,740
a sliver of silverware to add to their malnourished cabinet, which has gone hungry for years at this stage,

1469
01:01:12,800 --> 01:01:19,660
since Darth Vader himself, Lord Sir Alex Ferguson, left the reins of the Chariots of Fire,

1470
01:01:19,660 --> 01:01:28,740
and in came swathes of mismanaged managers befuddled by the coin, the pound and the banknote,

1471
01:01:29,120 --> 01:01:34,300
and not even a fucking moment's courtesy notice for the team in and of itself,

1472
01:01:34,720 --> 01:01:39,220
which goes back to those Glazer boys, which we saw there the last day,

1473
01:01:39,340 --> 01:01:43,760
spinelessly avoiding questions about the future of the club and where they wanted to go.

1474
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:46,540
Did you see it, Tom? Did you hear it? Did you fucking sense it?

1475
01:01:47,580 --> 01:01:56,160
I seen it, and that fella, that Glazer book, he has a, I mean, I'm, I don't want to be getting into appearances,

1476
01:01:56,420 --> 01:02:03,060
because I can be, I'm aware, I, you know, I'm no Adonis, even though I do try,

1477
01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:09,420
but that Glazer book has the dodgiest haircut I've ever seen,

1478
01:02:10,420 --> 01:02:15,780
and I never, I never knew that the, that hair, hair could get to such levels of dodginess.

1479
01:02:17,220 --> 01:02:20,160
It's a dodgy one, Tom, an age to their own.

1480
01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:24,020
Everyone needs to be able to do what they want, but at the same time,

1481
01:02:24,560 --> 01:02:26,360
what's the story with that hair, man?

1482
01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:32,460
And also, you're wearing the shades with the fucking tassel that ties the shades to the back of the head

1483
01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:34,460
in case they fall off, or you're wearing a mask as well,

1484
01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:40,300
and then you saw the interior of the amazing Carriot, it was fucking dodgy, man.

1485
01:02:40,300 --> 01:02:50,780
Well, definitely not really, he's not really arsed about the, you know, the day-to-day goings-on in the club,

1486
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:55,800
I'd say it's all about money, it's the Americans, the Yanks, like, they're all, it's all business to them.

1487
01:02:56,060 --> 01:02:56,820
It's all business.

1488
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,520
And that's the problem.

1489
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:03,580
That's why if the club's trying to fucking make a league that doesn't even make sense,

1490
01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,800
so how can you make a league, lads, when it doesn't even make sense?

1491
01:03:07,860 --> 01:03:08,840
There's no competition in it.

1492
01:03:08,860 --> 01:03:09,800
Who'd tune into that?

1493
01:03:09,980 --> 01:03:11,840
Only weirdos would tune into that.

1494
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,780
And I would love to have seen how that would have panned out, had it panned out.

1495
01:03:15,840 --> 01:03:20,120
It would have been a nightmare, but you really would, it would have separated the weed from the,

1496
01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:24,200
here come Villarreal, chance, chance for Villarreal.

1497
01:03:24,440 --> 01:03:28,200
It's been scrambled around the back of the Beyond box of United.

1498
01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:31,400
And Villarreal had about three bites of the cherry,

1499
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:34,460
but it wasn't a good fucking hearty cherry in the mouth.

1500
01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:37,020
It was kind of like a apple dunking at Halloween.

1501
01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:38,300
Here it comes in again.

1502
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:39,740
It's headed away by United.

1503
01:03:40,120 --> 01:03:45,520
The Yellow Canary boys are all over these guys, singing like canaries at the end of the fucking football pitch in Gdansk.

1504
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:51,500
Paul Pogba out to Wan-Bissaka, puts it out to the wing, gives it out to Bruno Fernandes.

1505
01:03:51,760 --> 01:03:54,080
Lovely flighted ball into the nowhere zone.

1506
01:03:54,180 --> 01:03:54,880
It's blank.

1507
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:55,980
It's desperate.

1508
01:03:56,240 --> 01:03:56,920
It's desolate.

1509
01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,820
And your man, Rulli, picks up the ball for Villarreal.

1510
01:04:02,860 --> 01:04:05,560
And 48 minutes on the clock.

1511
01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,900
And it was Manchester United yet again looking a little bit shaky at the back.

1512
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:15,780
And that's putting it mildly, to say the least.

1513
01:04:16,900 --> 01:04:19,060
Crazy, crazy bit of business at the moment.

1514
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:24,060
As Villarreal limber up, looking for that second goal.

1515
01:04:24,360 --> 01:04:26,960
The guy who has the bandage on the head is still playing.

1516
01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:30,480
The doctor must have seen him at halftime and said, yeah, he's grand.

1517
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:33,420
Let him play on, even though he does look busted.

1518
01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:38,560
Yeah, they put on a brand new bandage onto his head there.

1519
01:04:38,960 --> 01:04:41,780
And now Villarreal trying to plough forward as well.

1520
01:04:42,220 --> 01:04:44,520
Manchester United look very ropey at the back.

1521
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:50,560
And you can tell them Maguire isn't there today because they don't look as solid at the moment.

1522
01:04:51,060 --> 01:04:53,820
They've got Lindelof and who else there?

1523
01:04:54,120 --> 01:04:57,420
Bloody Wan-Bissaka and Bailey or Bailly.

1524
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,140
They don't look too strong.

1525
01:05:01,420 --> 01:05:02,560
Crazy bit of business.

1526
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:07,440
Thank you very much, Sep Blather, who says a vampire fact.

1527
01:05:07,940 --> 01:05:08,920
It's a misconception.

1528
01:05:09,980 --> 01:05:12,260
But vampires are averse to wooden stakes.

1529
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:14,800
It's actually an aversion to beef stakes.

1530
01:05:15,300 --> 01:05:20,000
Due to their already high iron diet.

1531
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:27,220
And I gotta tell you, I was talking to someone who had that, what is it, fucking high iron content in their blood.

1532
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:29,240
Yeah, there's a name for it.

1533
01:05:30,580 --> 01:05:31,540
Hemochromatosis or something.

1534
01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:33,000
That's it.

1535
01:05:33,340 --> 01:05:34,760
And it's tough.

1536
01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:38,020
Has to get the blood drained every now and again.

1537
01:05:38,220 --> 01:05:40,280
And it's a pain in the arse.

1538
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:41,520
Yep.

1539
01:05:42,020 --> 01:05:44,720
Big shout out to any hemochromatosis sufferers.

1540
01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:46,360
Hope you're getting on well.

1541
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:50,320
Manchester United trying to pump a bit of iron into the box there.

1542
01:05:50,440 --> 01:05:56,920
And it's falling back out to the Villarreal guys who look a lot more confident and comfy on the ball at the moment.

1543
01:05:57,380 --> 01:05:59,120
Man, you are getting a little bit touchy.

1544
01:05:59,540 --> 01:06:02,200
They know 50 minutes and they haven't scored.

1545
01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:05,840
But Cavani's trying to get something out of this here, but he's fouled his defender.

1546
01:06:06,780 --> 01:06:10,820
And that's going to be a Villarreal free kick.

1547
01:06:12,900 --> 01:06:16,860
Crazy bit of business all night long.

1548
01:06:19,260 --> 01:06:24,260
It's a crazy bit of business all night long.

1549
01:06:25,060 --> 01:06:27,720
I want to sing my song.

1550
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:31,680
Back in business.

1551
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,500
At the moment.

1552
01:06:34,960 --> 01:06:37,300
Let's try and hear what these guys are saying here.

1553
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:45,880
Luke Shaw and Marcus Rashford try to orchestrate some kind of significant attack here.

1554
01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:51,880
God knows Manchester United need to do that because it's being lackluster at the moment from these guys.

1555
01:06:52,080 --> 01:06:53,680
Not without wanted trying.

1556
01:06:54,280 --> 01:07:06,500
They just don't seem to have the keys necessary to unlock the multiple doors which are being closed in their faces by each and every tightly manmarketeered player of the Villarreal quartet.

1557
01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:11,020
And here is Pogba doing a cheeky little bit of a step over.

1558
01:07:11,020 --> 01:07:15,020
But it's nonsense play at the end of the day because he has to pass it backwards.

1559
01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:19,880
Man U on the ball with Greenwood to Fernandez.

1560
01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:21,940
Cheeky 1-2 back into the area.

1561
01:07:22,080 --> 01:07:25,120
Cut out by the Villarreal Clara Tarantinos.

1562
01:07:25,820 --> 01:07:33,020
And the crowd is going mad crazy now because it seems as though Greenwood has gone down clutching his leg inside the box.

1563
01:07:33,540 --> 01:07:35,860
Referee said he has nothing that's been seen.

1564
01:07:36,600 --> 01:07:41,060
And he got a bit of a clatter off of a defender who was swinging for a ball.

1565
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:42,320
But it's not going to be a penalty.

1566
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:45,740
It's not going to be a penalty.

1567
01:07:46,120 --> 01:07:46,380
No.

1568
01:07:48,460 --> 01:07:48,860
For.

1569
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:51,340
Ignited.

1570
01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:52,980
They were looking for a penalty.

1571
01:07:53,200 --> 01:07:53,720
Ignited.

1572
01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:55,380
They're not going to get it.

1573
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:56,040
Ignited.

1574
01:07:56,040 --> 01:07:59,040
They're getting bet by Villarreal.

1575
01:08:02,780 --> 01:08:03,300
Well.

1576
01:08:04,560 --> 01:08:07,260
Luxorzor could be going to Villarreal.

1577
01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:08,800
Villarreal.

1578
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:16,200
Thank you very much for the tip.

1579
01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:18,680
And it has gone to Villarreal.

1580
01:08:20,000 --> 01:08:21,000
Villarreal.

1581
01:08:21,460 --> 01:08:22,640
And it's gone no ball.

1582
01:08:23,080 --> 01:08:27,560
And Bruno Fernandez tries to put a Portuguese ball into the box area.

1583
01:08:27,700 --> 01:08:28,600
But it's a blank.

1584
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:30,100
Frank Blankard.

1585
01:08:30,880 --> 01:08:31,260
For.

1586
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:33,040
For the Dutch team.

1587
01:08:33,280 --> 01:08:34,180
Known as Holland.

1588
01:08:34,980 --> 01:08:37,640
And Bruno Fernandez looks annoyed at that.

1589
01:08:37,640 --> 01:08:38,640
Una Emma.

1590
01:08:38,640 --> 01:08:44,360
Emoryd is bouncing up and down like a steroid on the side is picking his nose and scratching his face

1591
01:08:44,580 --> 01:08:49,780
He needs to sanitize the hands. He looks like a vampire could be from Transylvania

1592
01:09:08,400 --> 01:09:38,160
And uh yellow card has been brandished here for somebody. Kapoor or Kapoor or something. For uh allegedly pulling down Bruno Fernandes. But Bruno Fernandes fell down like a feather in a in a in a windstorm. Tobes thank you very much. Getting the Pfizer on Sunday slug. Wish me luck. Best of luck with the Pfizer. Uh they've gone

1593
01:09:38,160 --> 01:09:55,180
From strength to strength those boys. The Pfizer boys. They used to be. They used to make their money. They made their money in the in the in the blue pills. Oh! McTominay. Chance. Six yards. Falling to McTominay. He scuffed it. Tries to find someone else. Gets a shot on. It's deflected and goes out for a Manchester United corner. Ball.

1594
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:09,140
Shot McTominay. Shot McTominay. Shot McTominay. Shot McTominay. Took a little shot McTominay. From six yards out. It's gone out for a corner. Which Luke Shaw's about to take.

1595
01:10:10,280 --> 01:10:18,860
Luke Shaw. Takes a corner ball. Comes into the area. Heads go up. It's headed away by Villiel. Out to Rashford from range. It's fallen to Cavani.

1596
01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:33,560
Edinson Cavani. Edinson Cavani. Edinson Cavani. The matador. The matador. The matadoristic matardino. The man from the Uruguayan plainscapes of Paraguay. He's the Paraguigian.

1597
01:10:34,420 --> 01:10:38,120
Norwegian, Uruguigian master of the Ouija board.

1598
01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:43,100
A man who dedicated his life to the game of the football.

1599
01:10:43,680 --> 01:10:47,720
A leather ball which is inflated and kicked around a park

1600
01:10:47,720 --> 01:10:52,480
and shepherded towards the goal by men who were more than mere mortals.

1601
01:10:52,480 --> 01:10:59,900
None other than Edinson Cavani, the matador, the man who can score.

1602
01:10:59,900 --> 01:11:07,720
Crazy bit of business from Edinson Cavani with the tap-in.

1603
01:11:08,260 --> 01:11:10,600
It was a crazy bit of tap-age.

1604
01:11:11,640 --> 01:11:13,860
How's this cabbage after that?

1605
01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:17,780
Goal check for VR, Tom, could be ruled out.

1606
01:11:19,300 --> 01:11:20,720
It could be ruled out.

1607
01:11:21,180 --> 01:11:23,300
They're checking the goal for VR now.

1608
01:11:23,460 --> 01:11:26,680
This would be awful funny now if it was outside or something.

1609
01:11:26,680 --> 01:11:32,880
The clock is ticking.

1610
01:11:34,060 --> 01:11:35,580
Thanks very much, Tobes.

1611
01:11:36,060 --> 01:11:37,520
And best luck with the jab.

1612
01:11:40,040 --> 01:11:40,960
Here we go.

1613
01:11:42,560 --> 01:11:45,600
The tension is tight inside the Gdansk Football Stadium

1614
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:48,900
as the goal is being checked by the VAR boys.

1615
01:11:49,840 --> 01:11:50,680
VAR Real.

1616
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:57,200
Is this a chance for VAR Real to maintain their lead?

1617
01:12:00,260 --> 01:12:01,620
The word has come through.

1618
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:04,760
The referee has given the goal.

1619
01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,660
It's a goal for Edinson Cavani.

1620
01:12:08,520 --> 01:12:12,600
The referee has given the goal to United.

1621
01:12:13,320 --> 01:12:19,640
There was a bit of consternation regarding the players' positioning at the time of the through pass.

1622
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:23,460
But all that shall pass at the moment.

1623
01:12:23,560 --> 01:12:24,260
Here come United.

1624
01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:26,780
Chance for them to get another goal.

1625
01:12:27,040 --> 01:12:30,540
This is just the typical United kind of style, isn't it?

1626
01:12:30,960 --> 01:12:34,260
They always manage to sew it up into a neat little package at the end.

1627
01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:35,120
Look, Shaw.

1628
01:12:35,580 --> 01:12:36,460
McTominay.

1629
01:12:36,780 --> 01:12:37,560
Blank ball.

1630
01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:38,880
Fulton Fernandez.

1631
01:12:39,220 --> 01:12:40,420
It goes wide.

1632
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:42,540
A shot from Bruno Fernandez.

1633
01:12:42,680 --> 01:12:43,460
Goes wide.

1634
01:12:44,200 --> 01:12:45,180
Whistle past the post.

1635
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:46,160
Whistle past the post.

1636
01:12:46,260 --> 01:12:47,320
Whistle past the post.

1637
01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,020
Whistle past the post.

1638
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,020
Whistle past the post.

1639
01:12:51,100 --> 01:12:52,140
Whistle past the post.

1640
01:12:52,140 --> 01:12:57,860
McTominay.

1641
01:12:57,860 --> 01:12:59,000
With a blank.

1642
01:12:59,200 --> 01:13:00,580
Frankie Blankard.

1643
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:03,320
Reggie Blanker.

1644
01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,780
And it fell to Bruno Fernandez then.

1645
01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:10,520
Who you'd put money on him.

1646
01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:12,140
At least getting it on target.

1647
01:13:12,780 --> 01:13:14,000
But he absolutely.

1648
01:13:14,440 --> 01:13:16,380
Baluba Farquatore's it.

1649
01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:18,100
Into the Rose Zed.

1650
01:13:18,160 --> 01:13:18,900
Back and beyond.

1651
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,480
Crazy bit of business altogether.

1652
01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:25,420
As man you.

1653
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:29,760
Try to contain Villarreal now.

1654
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,500
And they're doing that.

1655
01:13:31,900 --> 01:13:34,000
McTominay's woken up it seems.

1656
01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:36,900
He's making a lot of movements over the pitch.

1657
01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:38,300
He's getting shorty.

1658
01:13:38,580 --> 01:13:39,720
He's getting hands on.

1659
01:13:40,280 --> 01:13:41,940
He's manhandling other players.

1660
01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:42,960
And now.

1661
01:13:43,520 --> 01:13:44,040
Villarreal.

1662
01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:46,080
They're looking a bit tasty as well.

1663
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:46,940
Don't forget.

1664
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:48,440
They dispatched Arsenal.

1665
01:13:48,960 --> 01:13:49,840
In the semi-final.

1666
01:13:50,260 --> 01:13:51,660
That's not really saying a lot.

1667
01:13:52,380 --> 01:13:55,340
That's not really saying much at all, Tom.

1668
01:13:55,960 --> 01:14:02,240
Arsenal have routinely underperformed in a lot of games they've played this season.

1669
01:14:04,000 --> 01:14:10,580
Didn't even qualify for European football for the first time in a quarter of a century.

1670
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:16,200
What the hell is going on in that club?

1671
01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:19,400
Rub-a-dub-dub. Hit it.

1672
01:14:19,400 --> 01:14:27,260
Crazy bit of business all night long.

1673
01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:30,900
58 minutes here.

1674
01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:34,060
Villarreal and Manchester United are deadlocked.

1675
01:14:34,460 --> 01:14:35,780
One goal apiece.

1676
01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:39,320
And now Villarreal pile-driving down the wing.

1677
01:14:39,320 --> 01:14:50,060
It looks like both teams are going to be absolutely electrified for the next half an hour to the point where it's please going to get sloppy jalopy.

1678
01:14:50,480 --> 01:14:54,240
And you're going to see some crazy goals that come out of nowhere.

1679
01:14:54,460 --> 01:14:55,440
Like that kind of a vibe.

1680
01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:57,500
You know the situation.

1681
01:14:57,500 --> 01:14:58,380
Oh.

1682
01:14:58,740 --> 01:15:02,920
I know the situation so goddamn well.

1683
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:15,300
Even though I've never had a game for Man United in the Champions League final or Europa League or for any other team.

1684
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:19,320
I still think that I know what I mean.

1685
01:15:19,380 --> 01:15:21,240
I mean what I know.

1686
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:23,320
I like what I know.

1687
01:15:23,540 --> 01:15:25,260
I do what I say.

1688
01:15:25,740 --> 01:15:27,220
Listen to me go.

1689
01:15:28,220 --> 01:15:32,620
I think that United will clinch it in the end.

1690
01:15:33,280 --> 01:15:35,620
Like Vladimir clinch go.

1691
01:15:37,060 --> 01:15:41,260
So you think United could pip them up the post at the end of it.

1692
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:42,800
Yo.

1693
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:44,200
That's what I said.

1694
01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:45,400
That's what I am.

1695
01:15:45,640 --> 01:15:46,500
That's where we're going.

1696
01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:48,120
That's what's going to happen man.

1697
01:15:48,440 --> 01:15:48,660
Yo.

1698
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:49,980
You got to listen up.

1699
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:51,080
Manchester United.

1700
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:52,300
The end of this game.

1701
01:15:52,480 --> 01:15:53,520
You know what's going to happen.

1702
01:15:53,720 --> 01:15:55,540
They're going to play the game really well.

1703
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:56,880
They're going to score that goal.

1704
01:15:58,160 --> 01:16:00,700
Lovely bit of beat work there as well.

1705
01:16:00,980 --> 01:16:02,280
60 minutes on the clock.

1706
01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:03,900
Villarreal won.

1707
01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:05,640
Manchester United won.

1708
01:16:06,100 --> 01:16:07,720
And it's Edison Cavani.

1709
01:16:08,580 --> 01:16:10,280
Who I believe Francis you were telling me.

1710
01:16:10,460 --> 01:16:12,560
You threw a few cents.

1711
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:13,260
A few euro.

1712
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:14,540
A few cents on it.

1713
01:16:15,840 --> 01:16:19,700
25 cents on Cavani scoring twice.

1714
01:16:19,920 --> 01:16:21,620
And United winning the game.

1715
01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:22,000
Yeah.

1716
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:28,260
But what kind of odds did you get on that?

1717
01:16:29,540 --> 01:16:33,260
Well Edison Cavani to score any time.

1718
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,760
Edison Cavani to score twice.

1719
01:16:37,760 --> 01:16:41,300
And United to win the game.

1720
01:16:41,600 --> 01:16:42,960
Or actually no.

1721
01:16:43,180 --> 01:16:45,420
The game to finish 1-1.

1722
01:16:45,760 --> 01:16:48,940
And Edison Cavani to score.

1723
01:16:49,620 --> 01:16:52,860
So you've got Edison Cavani to score any time.

1724
01:16:52,860 --> 01:16:56,320
And the game to finish 1-1 after 90 minutes.

1725
01:16:56,320 --> 01:17:01,460
You just said it true man right there.

1726
01:17:01,580 --> 01:17:03,460
That's exactly what I got.

1727
01:17:03,780 --> 01:17:07,420
The odds were 16-1 on that shot.

1728
01:17:07,660 --> 01:17:10,100
I stuck 25 cent on it.

1729
01:17:10,440 --> 01:17:12,120
This is what I'm going to got.

1730
01:17:12,540 --> 01:17:14,400
Billy Bess all the way.

1731
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:17,560
Listen to me all the time.

1732
01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:22,920
I'm doing time in a police station cell over in England.

1733
01:17:23,620 --> 01:17:25,700
When they're going to release me.

1734
01:17:25,800 --> 01:17:28,880
I want to go home back to bed.

1735
01:17:29,220 --> 01:17:30,840
Back to bed.

1736
01:17:31,300 --> 01:17:34,940
I want to go and sleep in my own bed.

1737
01:17:35,060 --> 01:17:37,060
Not on a cell bed.

1738
01:17:37,400 --> 01:17:41,280
Which is like having a gym mat on the ground.

1739
01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:45,640
It's not nice and it's not very sound.

1740
01:17:48,020 --> 01:17:50,000
Here comes Villarreal now.

1741
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:54,820
A chance for them to really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

1742
01:17:55,060 --> 01:17:57,160
But we don't want it to go to that.

1743
01:17:57,240 --> 01:18:00,680
What we want is for the game to stay tied at 1-1.

1744
01:18:01,180 --> 01:18:05,740
And then for an extra time care package scenario to happen.

1745
01:18:05,880 --> 01:18:11,040
So that we can, you know, Francis can get a few Billy Bess into the back purse.

1746
01:18:11,560 --> 01:18:12,700
Smooth shot 95.

1747
01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:13,540
Thank you very much.

1748
01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,000
Tom Yee and your mad nephew should commentate.

1749
01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,420
UFC fights.

1750
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:19,180
Hashtag free Francis.

1751
01:18:20,960 --> 01:18:25,980
I'm not really sure if we should do the fighting stuff.

1752
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,860
I'm feeling rough.

1753
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:32,080
You'd be feeling rough having to stay up until 6.45.

1754
01:18:32,780 --> 01:18:35,820
To see the main card fight.

1755
01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:38,020
Unless it's spicy.

1756
01:18:38,640 --> 01:18:40,080
I'll say goodnight.

1757
01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:43,580
And sleep, sleep, sleep till the morning daylight.

1758
01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:47,940
I didn't have to stay up half the epic night.

1759
01:18:47,940 --> 01:18:50,000
To see a leg get shimped.

1760
01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:52,000
To see a leg get smashed.

1761
01:18:52,380 --> 01:18:55,940
Did you stay up half the night to see a leg get smashed?

1762
01:18:56,100 --> 01:18:57,320
It was worth it.

1763
01:18:57,860 --> 01:18:59,360
It was worth it.

1764
01:18:59,840 --> 01:19:04,140
My physiological sneak up and standing is feeling bad.

1765
01:19:04,220 --> 01:19:06,840
But it was worth it to stay up half the night.

1766
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:09,800
The other night I watched the two men fight.

1767
01:19:10,100 --> 01:19:12,980
I really felt alive at the time.

1768
01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,720
And then I went to sleep.

1769
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:15,880
I didn't cry.

1770
01:19:16,240 --> 01:19:17,600
I fell asleep.

1771
01:19:17,780 --> 01:19:20,660
And woke up the next day late.

1772
01:19:21,180 --> 01:19:23,140
4pm on a Sunday.

1773
01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:26,940
The whole family were eating Sunday dinner.

1774
01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:29,380
And my face was embarrassed.

1775
01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:31,960
When I walked into the house.

1776
01:19:32,220 --> 01:19:35,960
I said, how you getting quietly escaped like a mouse?

1777
01:19:36,420 --> 01:19:38,160
Went to hit the pantry.

1778
01:19:38,460 --> 01:19:40,540
Bruno Fernandes looking nasty.

1779
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:41,700
Down the wing.

1780
01:19:41,940 --> 01:19:42,780
Bruno ball.

1781
01:19:42,780 --> 01:19:43,800
Into the middle.

1782
01:19:44,060 --> 01:19:44,700
Hear him sing.

1783
01:19:45,000 --> 01:19:47,080
It's fallen to Miss and Greenwood.

1784
01:19:47,620 --> 01:19:49,920
But Villarreal have cut out the ball.

1785
01:19:50,020 --> 01:19:51,100
Now they're on the ball.

1786
01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:53,120
They're running down that right-hand flank.

1787
01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:53,980
High cider.

1788
01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:55,820
Sorry about that.

1789
01:19:55,820 --> 01:19:57,780
A bit too much there, Francis.

1790
01:19:57,880 --> 01:19:59,000
You tore the arse out of it.

1791
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,000
Paul Pogba.

1792
01:20:00,460 --> 01:20:01,400
Manchester United.

1793
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:09,000
Failing to deal with the electrification which has been pumped up to the megawatts by Villarreal at the moment.

1794
01:20:09,320 --> 01:20:10,960
They're coming thick and they're coming fast.

1795
01:20:11,220 --> 01:20:12,360
CJ, thanks for the tip.

1796
01:20:12,720 --> 01:20:13,760
And to Jammie D.

1797
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:13,760
Jammie D.

1798
01:20:13,980 --> 01:20:14,460
Cruz.

1799
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:16,020
Who says 9-4.

1800
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:16,540
And I'm Francis.

1801
01:20:16,640 --> 01:20:18,740
Ball's coming to the middle area looking for Cavani.

1802
01:20:19,080 --> 01:20:20,740
Lads are looking for Cavani.

1803
01:20:21,080 --> 01:20:21,820
Inside the Manchester.

1804
01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,220
Inside the Gadan Stadium.

1805
01:20:23,940 --> 01:20:25,080
Everyone's going, where's Edison?

1806
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:25,860
Have you seen Edison?

1807
01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,120
Give this to Edison.

1808
01:20:27,260 --> 01:20:27,420
Will you?

1809
01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:28,660
And then they'll go, what is it?

1810
01:20:28,700 --> 01:20:29,280
No, it's a football.

1811
01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:30,820
It's the match ball, man.

1812
01:20:31,060 --> 01:20:32,060
If you give that to Edison.

1813
01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:35,140
Because he'll be able to strike it into the goal sack.

1814
01:20:35,800 --> 01:20:36,500
And 9-4.

1815
01:20:36,620 --> 01:20:38,240
And Francis getting out in 2021.

1816
01:20:38,620 --> 01:20:39,900
Says someone there, Francis.

1817
01:20:40,680 --> 01:20:41,460
Sounds good.

1818
01:20:42,080 --> 01:20:43,800
Sounds really good.

1819
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:45,700
And thanks very much for the tip there, lads.

1820
01:20:45,700 --> 01:20:47,400
And Tobe, Smoothshot.

1821
01:20:47,960 --> 01:20:48,520
Jammie D.

1822
01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:49,200
Cruz and CJ.

1823
01:20:49,340 --> 01:20:50,300
I hope you're getting on well.

1824
01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:51,660
It's 1-1 here.

1825
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:55,300
We want the game to stay at 1-1.

1826
01:20:55,400 --> 01:20:55,780
Tied.

1827
01:20:56,300 --> 01:20:56,700
Edison Cavani.

1828
01:20:57,380 --> 01:20:58,580
Score any time.

1829
01:20:59,100 --> 01:21:00,740
Final score after 90 minutes.

1830
01:21:00,860 --> 01:21:01,320
1-1.

1831
01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:02,320
Billy Betts special.

1832
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:08,820
We don't really fucking want to promote our own interests in the gambling stakes.

1833
01:21:08,980 --> 01:21:11,900
But that is the interest at this moment in time.

1834
01:21:11,900 --> 01:21:18,100
And that is something that's keeping me, you know, with a spring in my step, so to speak.

1835
01:21:18,140 --> 01:21:21,720
As much as a man who is incarcerated can have a spring in step.

1836
01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:23,900
McTominay tries to spring the ball into the box there.

1837
01:21:23,960 --> 01:21:27,560
But it's ricocheted off a guy, not Rick O'Shea, the DJ.

1838
01:21:27,740 --> 01:21:34,860
Rick O'Shea is in a deflection off of a man who wears a yellow jersey, signifying that he does play for the team.

1839
01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:35,520
Villa.

1840
01:21:36,100 --> 01:21:36,460
Real.

1841
01:21:37,060 --> 01:21:43,380
And I got to tell you, I feel I'm feeling very real at the moment watching this crazy bit of ball.

1842
01:21:43,760 --> 01:21:51,780
It's exactly the kind of European Cup or UEFA Cup final I have come to know and expect and love.

1843
01:21:51,780 --> 01:22:00,640
Because sometimes you get the Champions League finals and they're a bit of a ball ache in terms of the build up and they've been overhyped, oversold and then they don't deliver.

1844
01:22:01,060 --> 01:22:03,140
This is delivering at the moment.

1845
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:04,460
This is deliverance.

1846
01:22:04,460 --> 01:22:04,480
This is deliverance.

1847
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:04,520
This is deliverance.

1848
01:22:05,460 --> 01:22:05,940
Yep.

1849
01:22:06,660 --> 01:22:20,540
Hopefully it's not going to end up like the film deliverance with some of the players having to make a forfeit of epic proportions, which would definitely live with them for the rest of their lives.

1850
01:22:21,420 --> 01:22:22,820
Hopefully that's not going to happen.

1851
01:22:22,960 --> 01:22:24,580
Brainschlag, thanks very much for the tip.

1852
01:22:24,880 --> 01:22:25,240
CJ.

1853
01:22:25,600 --> 01:22:27,100
Here comes Bruno Fernandes.

1854
01:22:27,260 --> 01:22:29,100
Tries a little twist, a turn, a pirouette.

1855
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:31,340
And he manages to get taken down in the process.

1856
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:35,760
His balanaristic twist and turn of no...

1857
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,980
It's like he was speaking Greek to that big, tall, lanky defender.

1858
01:22:40,720 --> 01:22:47,040
Just didn't really have any understanding of the language of football that Bruno Fernandes was speaking.

1859
01:22:47,600 --> 01:22:49,320
And it was one of cheekiness.

1860
01:22:49,640 --> 01:22:50,680
It was one of trickery.

1861
01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:55,200
It was one of guile, speed and of flair.

1862
01:22:55,700 --> 01:23:00,700
And he was taken down mercilessly by the big center half guy.

1863
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:09,180
And now it's a chance for Fernandes to put in one of his trademark curly-whirly balls into the side hatch of the goal mouth.

1864
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:11,420
Will he go straight for goal, Fernandes?

1865
01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:13,920
Or will he go for one of the lads in the box?

1866
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:15,220
Luke Shaw takes it.

1867
01:23:15,480 --> 01:23:16,440
And he crosses in.

1868
01:23:16,700 --> 01:23:17,740
It falls back to Greenwood.

1869
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:21,720
And then it's belted away by a VRL player out into the middle dish.

1870
01:23:21,820 --> 01:23:23,440
And 67 minutes gone here.

1871
01:23:23,840 --> 01:23:24,800
It's 1-1.

1872
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,700
One goal apiece.

1873
01:23:27,540 --> 01:23:28,860
Crazy bit of business, Tam.

1874
01:23:29,900 --> 01:23:30,920
Sorry about that.

1875
01:23:31,000 --> 01:23:31,300
Everyone.

1876
01:23:32,040 --> 01:23:32,840
That's not right.

1877
01:23:33,480 --> 01:23:45,780
Me and Tom both pride ourselves on communications and broadcasting prowess that leaves the viewer slash listener spellbound and asking questions.

1878
01:23:46,580 --> 01:23:56,800
And the questions that were sadly being asked after you having to hear that fucking expulsion of gas at the mercy of my lungs is, when is this going to end?

1879
01:23:56,800 --> 01:23:58,000
And I got to tell you something.

1880
01:23:58,460 --> 01:24:00,580
It's ending right here, right now.

1881
01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:03,880
No more burps for the rest of the fucking match.

1882
01:24:03,880 --> 01:24:06,540
Crazy bit of business altogether.

1883
01:24:06,940 --> 01:24:15,620
A promise from Francis Higgins, the stream leader here, to not burp or belch for the duration of the rest of the stream.

1884
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:18,560
It's a crazy bit of business.

1885
01:24:18,560 --> 01:24:30,660
And I believe their billy bet are offering odds of 9 to 4 on Francis not even being able to maintain his gastrointestinal fucking awareness for another 10 minutes.

1886
01:24:30,660 --> 01:24:32,800
That is to say that you will belch within 10 minutes.

1887
01:24:32,880 --> 01:24:34,220
Francis, what do you think about those odds?

1888
01:24:34,640 --> 01:24:36,260
Fucking don't believe the hype, Tom.

1889
01:24:37,100 --> 01:24:40,660
And 10, man, thank you very much for the tip.

1890
01:24:40,740 --> 01:24:41,880
Very, very, very kind of you.

1891
01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,640
And McCarthy Buchal, very, very kind of you as well.

1892
01:24:45,020 --> 01:24:46,120
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

1893
01:24:46,580 --> 01:24:47,860
Crazy bit of business indeed.

1894
01:24:48,020 --> 01:24:49,800
McCarthy Buchal, top class stream, lads.

1895
01:24:49,840 --> 01:24:52,120
I'm starting an internship with Billy Bent next week.

1896
01:24:52,540 --> 01:24:56,220
If I do well, I'll start getting paid in 12 to 14 months.

1897
01:24:56,520 --> 01:24:57,060
Wish me luck.

1898
01:24:57,360 --> 01:24:59,700
It sounds like a great little bit of business altogether.

1899
01:25:00,200 --> 01:25:02,120
McCarthy Buchal, I hope you're getting on well there.

1900
01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,640
And doing a fucking...

1901
01:25:04,640 --> 01:25:05,060
Oh, God.

1902
01:25:05,120 --> 01:25:05,780
Bruno Fernandes.

1903
01:25:05,960 --> 01:25:06,380
Rashford.

1904
01:25:06,540 --> 01:25:07,940
It's so easy for Rashford.

1905
01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:10,600
And that's why it goes wide of the post.

1906
01:25:10,760 --> 01:25:15,540
Because it's the easiest sitters that sometimes turn out to be the biggest shitters.

1907
01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:17,680
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

1908
01:25:18,140 --> 01:25:22,560
And Rashford absolutely kicks the cat up the arse with this one.

1909
01:25:22,920 --> 01:25:26,420
He tries to go for a placement six yards out from the gold sticks.

1910
01:25:26,900 --> 01:25:30,300
And he just gets it all kinds of wrong, Tom.

1911
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,940
A chance goes a-begging for United to win.

1912
01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:34,640
Go ahead on goals.

1913
01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:37,120
And how else could they go ahead?

1914
01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:38,740
And it goes a-begging.

1915
01:25:39,480 --> 01:25:40,680
Crazy bit of business.

1916
01:25:41,540 --> 01:25:43,520
And Tan, man, thank you very much.

1917
01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:46,420
Villarreal about to put the shits up United here.

1918
01:25:46,860 --> 01:25:48,420
19 on the edge of the box.

1919
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:50,380
Squares it to the lad with the bush at head.

1920
01:25:50,640 --> 01:25:51,840
Lad with the bush at head now.

1921
01:25:51,900 --> 01:25:52,440
Number eight.

1922
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:55,280
Tries to fucking find a bit of support in midfield.

1923
01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:56,560
He is at to backtrack.

1924
01:25:56,920 --> 01:25:58,880
Now, chance for a shot from range.

1925
01:25:58,960 --> 01:26:03,120
It's a blank ball from Pariso or Parisho.

1926
01:26:03,320 --> 01:26:04,140
Number five.

1927
01:26:05,000 --> 01:26:07,880
Should really have just not done that.

1928
01:26:07,960 --> 01:26:08,760
It was a blanker.

1929
01:26:09,700 --> 01:26:10,920
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

1930
01:26:12,460 --> 01:26:13,580
And what was I going to say?

1931
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:14,420
Tan, man, thanks very much.

1932
01:26:14,700 --> 01:26:16,700
Keep up the crack from Tanland.

1933
01:26:17,000 --> 01:26:17,780
Says Tan, man.

1934
01:26:18,120 --> 01:26:18,820
That's great.

1935
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:20,520
It's not much crack here.

1936
01:26:20,940 --> 01:26:33,320
But there is a live broadcasted phone call, which I do have, which is always granted and gifted to me during the big semi-finals and finals of the major European football tournaments.

1937
01:26:33,700 --> 01:26:34,580
And I got to tell you something.

1938
01:26:34,800 --> 01:26:35,460
Euro 2020.

1939
01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:37,780
Are we going to be covering it, Tom?

1940
01:26:37,820 --> 01:26:38,620
What's the story there?

1941
01:26:40,360 --> 01:26:42,640
Couldn't really, couldn't tell you at all.

1942
01:26:43,060 --> 01:26:43,620
Rashford's cat.

1943
01:26:43,700 --> 01:26:44,300
Thanks very much.

1944
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:44,980
Luke Shaw.

1945
01:26:45,240 --> 01:26:47,080
Chance here to fucking stick a cat in the bag.

1946
01:26:47,360 --> 01:26:47,820
He turns.

1947
01:26:48,040 --> 01:26:49,220
Cruyff turn in the edge of the box.

1948
01:26:49,460 --> 01:26:49,980
Blank ball.

1949
01:26:50,180 --> 01:26:50,980
It's Cavani.

1950
01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:52,820
Oh, crazy bit of business.

1951
01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:54,800
Point blank range header from Cavani.

1952
01:26:55,460 --> 01:27:02,040
And it looked like a blank ball from Shaw, but it was a well, well placed ball on Cavani's count.

1953
01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:04,020
Although it had too much pace on it.

1954
01:27:04,500 --> 01:27:06,040
And Cavani looked rattled.

1955
01:27:06,440 --> 01:27:08,640
Cavani looked like he got the ball to the face.

1956
01:27:08,840 --> 01:27:10,200
On a replay now, we'll see it.

1957
01:27:10,640 --> 01:27:12,420
Lovely bit of skill from Luke Shaw.

1958
01:27:12,780 --> 01:27:15,520
It was like a 10-ton truck slamming the fucking brakes on.

1959
01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:19,680
He finds Cavani, but it looks like he fucking belts it on his head.

1960
01:27:20,020 --> 01:27:22,680
And Cavani can't control it.

1961
01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,160
He can only just fucking meet the ball.

1962
01:27:25,540 --> 01:27:29,280
And it rattlesnakes off his head and then goes on to another Villarreal player.

1963
01:27:29,700 --> 01:27:33,280
And Villarreal are feeling really villainistic at the moment.

1964
01:27:33,500 --> 01:27:34,720
They've got control of the balloon.

1965
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:36,160
And they're taking the piss.

1966
01:27:37,380 --> 01:27:38,360
Lovely bit of stuff.

1967
01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,200
They're from Dilith.

1968
01:27:40,300 --> 01:27:41,100
Thank you very much.

1969
01:27:41,300 --> 01:27:43,020
Dilithith and Rashford's cat.

1970
01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:44,560
Rashford's castle.

1971
01:27:45,300 --> 01:27:47,060
Instead of Ashford castle in me.

1972
01:27:47,180 --> 01:27:49,060
Oh, Rashford castle.

1973
01:27:49,300 --> 01:27:52,520
Maybe Marcus Rashford should buy that castle.

1974
01:27:53,060 --> 01:27:55,980
And fucking do it up and make it into Rashford's castle.

1975
01:27:56,780 --> 01:27:58,340
Just a thought there, Rashford.

1976
01:27:58,540 --> 01:28:00,840
Rashy, if you're listening, even though you're not, you're playing.

1977
01:28:00,940 --> 01:28:01,500
You're live.

1978
01:28:01,620 --> 01:28:03,180
You're fucking playing in Gdansk.

1979
01:28:03,660 --> 01:28:04,640
Thanks very much.

1980
01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:06,400
Don't know why I'm saying thanks to you, Rashy.

1981
01:28:06,940 --> 01:28:08,260
And again, you can't hear me.

1982
01:28:08,260 --> 01:28:11,180
The ball comes into the area of Villarreal.

1983
01:28:11,660 --> 01:28:15,860
Manu knocking on the door and asking a lot of questions.

1984
01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:18,740
And Villarreal just have enough answers.

1985
01:28:19,620 --> 01:28:21,980
Well, they've been given multiple choice, really.

1986
01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:26,180
It's not like one of those fucking hard tests where it's like, here's the question, lads.

1987
01:28:26,420 --> 01:28:27,080
Answer them.

1988
01:28:27,960 --> 01:28:33,800
And it's a case of Villarreal have been given questions by Manu.

1989
01:28:33,960 --> 01:28:37,660
And Manu have been going, well, you can choose A, B or C, lads.

1990
01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:38,220
What is it?

1991
01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:47,220
And in doing so, you know, Villarreal have been able to identify what is, you know, certainly a one in three chance of getting it right.

1992
01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:49,140
And then seizing that opportunity.

1993
01:28:49,300 --> 01:28:51,060
Seize the day Carpe Diem, as they say.

1994
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:55,160
Don't know what the hell you're talking about, but it sounds damn enthrished.

1995
01:28:55,160 --> 01:29:09,220
And 73 minutes have gone there, meaning that 73 minutes have gone here at Gdansk, as Villarreal are drawing nicely with United, who are beginning to look tetchy now.

1996
01:29:09,720 --> 01:29:19,580
Getting towards the business end of the match, as we all know, Manchester United, absolute sham squires for fucking pulling it out the bag the last few minutes.

1997
01:29:19,880 --> 01:29:21,860
Fergie time, squeaky bum time.

1998
01:29:21,860 --> 01:29:23,060
Call it what you like.

1999
01:29:23,440 --> 01:29:24,500
Call it what your arse.

2000
01:29:24,500 --> 01:29:28,840
This is a match that's on the telly right now, and you can watch it.

2001
01:29:28,940 --> 01:29:29,620
It's even on YouTube.

2002
01:29:30,280 --> 01:29:34,600
And it's the UEFA Cup, which is now the Europa Cup or Europa League.

2003
01:29:35,100 --> 01:29:40,160
And it's looking dodgy for Villarreal at the moment.

2004
01:29:40,740 --> 01:29:49,660
Does look dodgy, because Manchester United have begun to sit on the ball and play it comfortably, coolly, calmly, cucumberistically.

2005
01:29:50,040 --> 01:29:52,220
Spritzer, crybaby, O'Neill-y.

2006
01:29:52,340 --> 01:29:53,580
Thank you very much for the tip.

2007
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:55,500
Watch out for those Polish hard men, you say.

2008
01:29:55,820 --> 01:29:56,520
Thanks very much.

2009
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:57,100
We will do.

2010
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:57,620
We will do.

2011
01:29:57,800 --> 01:30:00,060
We're enjoying the Polish beer, though, Tom.

2012
01:30:00,100 --> 01:30:00,860
Is that the crack with you?

2013
01:30:01,420 --> 01:30:02,460
And the old tischk.

2014
01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:03,640
It's not bad, no.

2015
01:30:04,060 --> 01:30:07,800
For a 198, it's cheap and it's cheerful.

2016
01:30:11,800 --> 01:30:18,400
And it's not pace like that, you know, you compare it to Heineken.

2017
01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:21,840
It's better than fucking Heineken and fucking Budweiser.

2018
01:30:21,840 --> 01:30:23,320
Here come Villarreal.

2019
01:30:23,660 --> 01:30:24,460
They've won a corner.

2020
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:26,740
Juan Bissaka's after you.

2021
01:30:30,000 --> 01:30:37,640
Juan Bissaka managed to get in there and prevent a shot on goal from Villarreal.

2022
01:30:38,180 --> 01:30:44,740
It's now fallen to the corner flag ball, where the corner kick will be taken by Villarreal.

2023
01:30:44,740 --> 01:30:57,700
Villarreal, as they look to be 15 minutes away from a one-all draw with Man U, with Edison Cavani having scored at any time.

2024
01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,020
And that was the 16-1 shot.

2025
01:31:00,380 --> 01:31:01,760
We should have put more on it, Tom.

2026
01:31:03,140 --> 01:31:04,980
Yeah, but it wouldn't have come in.

2027
01:31:05,040 --> 01:31:06,180
You would have been kicking yourself.

2028
01:31:06,980 --> 01:31:08,280
Still might not come in now.

2029
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:12,980
Villarreal taking shots from Spaceland.

2030
01:31:13,860 --> 01:31:16,360
Not really bothering Dehaya one bit.

2031
01:31:17,580 --> 01:31:19,560
But they're getting ricocheted out of it.

2032
01:31:21,020 --> 01:31:23,580
And Dum Dum, thank you very much for your tip there.

2033
01:31:23,620 --> 01:31:24,660
What are your hopes and fears?

2034
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:31,260
Well, my hope is that the game finishes 1-1 here and then goes to extra time.

2035
01:31:31,660 --> 01:31:36,060
My fear is that it wouldn't go to extra time and wouldn't finish 1-1.

2036
01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:39,280
Yeah, I want to echo those sentiments from Tom as well.

2037
01:31:40,160 --> 01:31:44,540
Echo Charlie Delta on that fucking final score being 1-1.

2038
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:48,580
Because we really should have put more Billy Betts on it.

2039
01:31:48,660 --> 01:31:49,520
Because it's come true.

2040
01:31:49,660 --> 01:31:50,440
It's coming to fruition.

2041
01:31:50,980 --> 01:31:57,420
And against all the fucking players, player haters, we're saying, oh man, you are going to steam plough it.

2042
01:31:57,900 --> 01:31:59,160
Where are you now, lads?

2043
01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:01,460
Because we can't see you.

2044
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:03,200
Dank Nug Samurai.

2045
01:32:03,340 --> 01:32:04,020
Thank you very much.

2046
01:32:04,100 --> 01:32:05,240
Ball comes into the area here.

2047
01:32:05,620 --> 01:32:07,080
Lindelof dealing with it.

2048
01:32:07,300 --> 01:32:09,560
Bruno Fernandes getting back to defend.

2049
01:32:10,000 --> 01:32:10,740
Dealing with it.

2050
01:32:10,920 --> 01:32:15,700
Looking like a real nasty Portuguese sailor of the high seas.

2051
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:18,400
A conquistador of the football pitch.

2052
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:21,400
He's sailing into your fucking territory.

2053
01:32:21,800 --> 01:32:22,820
He's invading it.

2054
01:32:22,940 --> 01:32:26,360
And you can't get a hold of him because he's talking a different language.

2055
01:32:26,480 --> 01:32:27,400
A skillful language.

2056
01:32:28,140 --> 01:32:29,320
He's got steel.

2057
01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:32,400
And you've only got bow and arrows, Villarreal.

2058
01:32:32,820 --> 01:32:33,960
So you need to watch out.

2059
01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:35,660
Yep.

2060
01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:39,740
A lovely appraisal there of Bruno Fernandes' ability.

2061
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:42,960
With the conquistadores.

2062
01:32:44,160 --> 01:32:45,780
Explorer analogy as well.

2063
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:48,300
It's a fantastic mind.

2064
01:32:48,460 --> 01:32:49,360
Literary mind.

2065
01:32:49,860 --> 01:32:51,480
And a crazy, crazy painting.

2066
01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,580
A picture of painting of Wardshaw.

2067
01:32:53,840 --> 01:32:56,520
It's just mind-boggling in its conception.

2068
01:32:56,940 --> 01:32:57,920
And in its execution.

2069
01:32:58,520 --> 01:32:59,540
Fucking stylistic.

2070
01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:01,040
And incredible as well.

2071
01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:04,680
And Trigueros goes off for Villarreal.

2072
01:33:05,180 --> 01:33:06,240
Takes a slug of water.

2073
01:33:06,720 --> 01:33:07,860
And goes, sits down.

2074
01:33:08,380 --> 01:33:09,440
Handshakes all around.

2075
01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:14,200
Just doesn't have that gas in the tank for the final 15 minutes.

2076
01:33:14,260 --> 01:33:14,720
Does he not?

2077
01:33:15,240 --> 01:33:15,480
No.

2078
01:33:15,720 --> 01:33:16,760
And I don't know who he is.

2079
01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,860
But he just looks like he's wrecked.

2080
01:33:19,180 --> 01:33:20,700
And he needs a sit down.

2081
01:33:20,820 --> 01:33:21,460
And that's what's happened.

2082
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:23,200
Then the guy with the busted head.

2083
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,580
Is still walking around the fucking pitch.

2084
01:33:26,080 --> 01:33:28,600
Like the big man around town.

2085
01:33:28,980 --> 01:33:29,860
Unai Emery.

2086
01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,240
Not a hint of grey hair.

2087
01:33:32,380 --> 01:33:33,600
Does he dye that hair?

2088
01:33:33,920 --> 01:33:34,800
We don't know.

2089
01:33:34,960 --> 01:33:36,200
But what we do know is.

2090
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:39,540
He does look like a vampire kind of manager man.

2091
01:33:40,100 --> 01:33:41,820
And does he drink blood?

2092
01:33:41,920 --> 01:33:43,800
That's the next logical question.

2093
01:33:43,800 --> 01:33:45,400
If you're going down that avenue.

2094
01:33:45,900 --> 01:33:46,540
What do you think, Tom?

2095
01:33:47,300 --> 01:33:48,400
As I said.

2096
01:33:49,080 --> 01:33:50,980
There's no evidence to really suggest.

2097
01:33:51,220 --> 01:33:53,900
Any fucking Draculaic activity.

2098
01:33:53,900 --> 01:33:55,640
Has been going on there.

2099
01:33:55,640 --> 01:33:56,760
In the Villarreal.

2100
01:33:57,420 --> 01:33:58,720
Fucking training camp.

2101
01:33:59,340 --> 01:34:00,840
Unai Emery.

2102
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,700
You're suggesting as some kind of head.

2103
01:34:03,080 --> 01:34:04,840
Head gonzo vampire.

2104
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:06,300
Crazy bit of business.

2105
01:34:06,300 --> 01:34:07,780
It is a crazy bit of business.

2106
01:34:07,900 --> 01:34:09,500
But sometimes it's the craziest business.

2107
01:34:09,660 --> 01:34:11,920
That is the business that gets played at the time.

2108
01:34:12,260 --> 01:34:16,200
Because you have to be crazy enough to make the business happen in the first place.

2109
01:34:16,420 --> 01:34:18,500
And what happens when the crazy business comes out?

2110
01:34:19,120 --> 01:34:21,340
Crazy bit of business gets made.

2111
01:34:22,780 --> 01:34:23,220
Screamwood.

2112
01:34:23,540 --> 01:34:24,460
Tries to find Cavani.

2113
01:34:24,960 --> 01:34:25,600
Lovely ball.

2114
01:34:25,680 --> 01:34:27,020
But it's cut out by Villarreal.

2115
01:34:27,420 --> 01:34:28,620
Falls out to Van Bissaka.

2116
01:34:28,840 --> 01:34:29,520
Van Bissaka.

2117
01:34:29,920 --> 01:34:30,360
McTominay.

2118
01:34:30,680 --> 01:34:31,600
Dances past his man.

2119
01:34:31,780 --> 01:34:32,400
Into the box.

2120
01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:33,740
Tries to get the shot into the middle.

2121
01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:35,300
Cavani with a little cheeky flick.

2122
01:34:35,520 --> 01:34:36,580
Just goes past him though.

2123
01:34:36,820 --> 01:34:38,240
Back out to Villarreal again.

2124
01:34:38,680 --> 01:34:41,760
And that flying man's flag has gone down.

2125
01:34:42,080 --> 01:34:43,360
Pointing to the corner flag.

2126
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:44,920
Or a fucking goal kick flag.

2127
01:34:45,440 --> 01:34:47,320
And it's going to be a goal kick to Villarreal.

2128
01:34:47,640 --> 01:34:48,820
Or a corner.

2129
01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:50,560
So Manchester United.

2130
01:34:50,680 --> 01:34:51,400
One out of the two.

2131
01:34:52,000 --> 01:34:52,600
We'll see you now.

2132
01:34:53,180 --> 01:34:53,900
Thanks for the tip.

2133
01:34:54,140 --> 01:34:54,700
We'll see you now.

2134
01:34:55,120 --> 01:34:56,360
It goes across the line.

2135
01:34:56,840 --> 01:34:57,920
Thanks very much for the tip.

2136
01:34:58,020 --> 01:34:58,780
Jim Shamrock.

2137
01:34:58,880 --> 01:34:59,760
Thank you very much.

2138
01:35:00,160 --> 01:35:01,020
Crazy bit of business.

2139
01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:01,800
Jim Shamrock.

2140
01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:03,120
Thanks very much for the tip.

2141
01:35:03,380 --> 01:35:03,900
Luke Shaw.

2142
01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:04,960
Takes the tip off.

2143
01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:06,040
Out to Mason Greenwood.

2144
01:35:06,260 --> 01:35:07,240
Ball comes in from Greenwood.

2145
01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:08,560
Try to find Cavani again.

2146
01:35:08,820 --> 01:35:09,940
Set it away by Villarreal.

2147
01:35:10,420 --> 01:35:10,820
Villarreal.

2148
01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:11,680
Try to get it out.

2149
01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:12,640
Falls back to Pogba.

2150
01:35:12,820 --> 01:35:13,160
Pogba.

2151
01:35:13,340 --> 01:35:14,060
Looking for space.

2152
01:35:14,220 --> 01:35:14,800
Looking for time.

2153
01:35:15,160 --> 01:35:15,560
McTominay.

2154
01:35:15,760 --> 01:35:16,660
Back to Pogba again.

2155
01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:18,020
Pogba can't get on the end of it.

2156
01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:19,220
Six yards out from goal.

2157
01:35:19,320 --> 01:35:21,340
But he's managed to retain the control of the ball again.

2158
01:35:21,540 --> 01:35:22,260
Comes out to Rashford.

2159
01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:22,940
Rashford.

2160
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:23,720
Back to Shaw.

2161
01:35:24,180 --> 01:35:24,540
McTominay.

2162
01:35:24,660 --> 01:35:25,400
20 yards out.

2163
01:35:25,600 --> 01:35:26,260
Back to Rashford.

2164
01:35:26,360 --> 01:35:27,540
On the edge to Shaw.

2165
01:35:27,800 --> 01:35:28,120
Shaw.

2166
01:35:28,400 --> 01:35:29,240
Crosses the ball in.

2167
01:35:29,460 --> 01:35:30,020
Heads go up.

2168
01:35:30,400 --> 01:35:31,900
Cavani's just the wrong place.

2169
01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:32,860
The wrong time.

2170
01:35:33,040 --> 01:35:37,740
And the ball is clutched into the chest of the goalkeeping man for Villarreal.

2171
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:42,760
And Oligon Osojkar is sitting on the sideline like a kind of a puppet.

2172
01:35:43,360 --> 01:35:45,000
And you are a ventriloquist's dummy.

2173
01:35:45,200 --> 01:35:46,980
But the ventriloquist has disappeared.

2174
01:35:47,360 --> 01:35:48,320
That's what he looks like.

2175
01:35:48,640 --> 01:35:49,160
I'm afraid.

2176
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:50,080
Unfortunately.

2177
01:35:50,280 --> 01:35:54,560
Imagine if Unai Emery started controlling Oligon Osojkar.

2178
01:35:54,560 --> 01:36:11,080
And that was like some kind of vaudeville crazy act where a vampiric Draculaic man of Iberian descent controls a Norwegian fucking dummy.

2179
01:36:11,520 --> 01:36:14,300
And makes him smile and all that kind of stuff.

2180
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:17,020
Well it's an interesting thought process you have there.

2181
01:36:17,160 --> 01:36:23,780
Because some of the faces that Oligon Osojkar makes are none other than dummy ishtick.

2182
01:36:24,040 --> 01:36:26,200
Lovely little rattlesnake from Rashford.

2183
01:36:26,520 --> 01:36:29,060
But it's got nothing on it in terms of direction.

2184
01:36:29,760 --> 01:36:36,120
And Rashford there made the Forbes list for giving away more than his wealth I think.

2185
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:38,120
And you don't really hear much.

2186
01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:46,180
You don't really get that much class in the world of high multi-millionaire footballers.

2187
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:49,680
But I mean that's a little ray of sunshine in that department.

2188
01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:51,280
Look Tom.

2189
01:36:51,720 --> 01:36:53,640
Who cares about the footballers?

2190
01:36:54,080 --> 01:36:56,680
They aren't the ones that should be fucking changing things.

2191
01:36:57,060 --> 01:36:58,180
It should be the government man.

2192
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:00,240
But fair play to Rashford.

2193
01:37:00,440 --> 01:37:02,360
Yeah fucking sound enough Rashford.

2194
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:07,340
But I mean the government should be doing fucking tenfold what Rashford's doing.

2195
01:37:07,500 --> 01:37:07,860
Do you know what I mean?

2196
01:37:09,160 --> 01:37:10,580
Crazy bit of business alright.

2197
01:37:11,320 --> 01:37:12,580
But it's inspirational.

2198
01:37:13,540 --> 01:37:15,460
And whatever about that.

2199
01:37:15,860 --> 01:37:16,620
Off the pitch.

2200
01:37:16,800 --> 01:37:20,000
He certainly can turn it on on the pitch.

2201
01:37:20,140 --> 01:37:21,420
But it's just not on.

2202
01:37:21,580 --> 01:37:26,140
If he was a hob Rashford he'd only be turned up to three.

2203
01:37:26,460 --> 01:37:29,420
And then he tries to turn it up to put the fry on of a five.

2204
01:37:29,520 --> 01:37:31,940
Or even go full on hardcore fry in six.

2205
01:37:32,540 --> 01:37:36,380
He just can't get up to those final two notches on the hob can he not?

2206
01:37:36,920 --> 01:37:39,100
No he's a hob that needs looking at.

2207
01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:41,360
He's a hob that needs replacing.

2208
01:37:41,720 --> 01:37:45,360
He's something that needs to be replaced on his components.

2209
01:37:45,420 --> 01:37:46,680
Or something.

2210
01:37:46,680 --> 01:37:48,780
I don't know to be honest Tom.

2211
01:37:48,860 --> 01:37:50,100
But something is not right.

2212
01:37:50,180 --> 01:37:51,020
Maybe if his feet.

2213
01:37:51,140 --> 01:37:52,620
If you looked at Rashford's boots.

2214
01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:55,620
As two rings on a hob.

2215
01:37:55,840 --> 01:38:00,220
Then one of them is only operating at about fucking 50 heat.

2216
01:38:00,600 --> 01:38:02,280
And the other hob foot.

2217
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:05,000
Hobnail boot that he's wearing.

2218
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:08,760
Is operating at 42% heat.

2219
01:38:09,060 --> 01:38:10,580
And we both know Tom.

2220
01:38:10,640 --> 01:38:14,620
That he's capable of hitting 75, 80, 85% heat.

2221
01:38:15,000 --> 01:38:16,900
In most game scenarios.

2222
01:38:18,520 --> 01:38:19,100
Really.

2223
01:38:19,200 --> 01:38:20,600
I really don't know I'm lashed.

2224
01:38:21,180 --> 01:38:22,380
But I tell you what.

2225
01:38:22,460 --> 01:38:25,900
We're eight minutes away from the Billy Beth fucking wonderment.

2226
01:38:26,180 --> 01:38:26,800
Hitting town.

2227
01:38:27,260 --> 01:38:28,460
The Billy Beth consignment.

2228
01:38:29,080 --> 01:38:30,220
Really hitting town.

2229
01:38:30,560 --> 01:38:31,500
And hitting home hard.

2230
01:38:32,020 --> 01:38:34,300
And it's going to be a nice little buzz when it happens.

2231
01:38:36,300 --> 01:38:39,600
It would be nice to have put a bit more on Twitter as well.

2232
01:38:39,680 --> 01:38:40,540
Would you not think that?

2233
01:38:41,380 --> 01:38:41,980
Would be Tom.

2234
01:38:42,020 --> 01:38:42,300
But look.

2235
01:38:42,420 --> 01:38:43,400
We can't lament that.

2236
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:44,740
All we got to do is just.

2237
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:47,620
Be really grateful for the fact that it came through in the end.

2238
01:38:47,960 --> 01:38:48,640
Ronan DC.

2239
01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:49,560
Thank you very much.

2240
01:38:49,660 --> 01:38:51,620
Man United could do with a target man.

2241
01:38:51,880 --> 01:38:52,680
Like straight side.

2242
01:38:53,060 --> 01:38:54,820
A human bale of silage.

2243
01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:56,620
Says Ronan DC.

2244
01:38:56,740 --> 01:38:57,660
Thanks very much for the tip.

2245
01:38:58,060 --> 01:38:59,180
And Jimmy Shamrock.

2246
01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:01,040
Thanking you very much for your tip as well.

2247
01:39:01,500 --> 01:39:02,080
And also.

2248
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:04,740
Murtisacker emptiness.

2249
01:39:05,480 --> 01:39:06,620
Thank you very much.

2250
01:39:06,780 --> 01:39:08,840
Great little tune there.

2251
01:39:08,940 --> 01:39:10,640
By the Manic Street.

2252
01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:11,660
Cleachers.

2253
01:39:11,760 --> 01:39:13,820
And look at that shot there from Mason Greenwood.

2254
01:39:13,820 --> 01:39:14,140
It goes.

2255
01:39:14,540 --> 01:39:15,540
Why pass the post?

2256
01:39:16,060 --> 01:39:18,760
I think it was someone who got a little touch on it for VRA.

2257
01:39:18,960 --> 01:39:21,240
Asking to go out for a corner ball to Manchester United.

2258
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:25,280
And Luke Shaw has given out stink.

2259
01:39:28,100 --> 01:39:29,460
Murder, Sacker, Emptiness.

2260
01:39:29,640 --> 01:39:30,600
Thank you very much.

2261
01:39:31,400 --> 01:39:34,160
Murder, Sacker, Emptiness.

2262
01:39:36,700 --> 01:39:37,760
And Luke Shaw.

2263
01:39:38,120 --> 01:39:41,140
Oh, nasty challenge by the fellow with the busted head.

2264
01:39:41,140 --> 01:39:42,360
And Luke Shaw.

2265
01:39:42,820 --> 01:39:43,220
Steph.

2266
01:39:43,600 --> 01:39:44,820
Thanking you very much.

2267
01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,240
Hope you're doing well, Steph.

2268
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:47,540
Very, very kind of you.

2269
01:39:48,060 --> 01:39:49,160
Thanking you very much.

2270
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:55,540
And Luke Shaw there nearly could have had his leg absolutely fucking torn off him.

2271
01:39:56,000 --> 01:39:58,500
And he's had a hard time with injuries as Luke Shaw.

2272
01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:05,180
So that wouldn't have been nice to have got his leg absolutely David boosted by the fellow with the boosted head.

2273
01:40:09,520 --> 01:40:10,460
Crazy bit of business.

2274
01:40:10,460 --> 01:40:10,840
Thanks for that tip.

2275
01:40:12,500 --> 01:40:13,340
Key and Mambo.

2276
01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:14,700
Thank you very much.

2277
01:40:15,100 --> 01:40:16,660
Now, 84 minutes.

2278
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:21,560
Fernandez wants to take this free kick on the edge of the Villarreal area.

2279
01:40:22,000 --> 01:40:26,660
And he's rolling his eyes as if to say Luke Shaw is taking charge of it.

2280
01:40:27,400 --> 01:40:30,080
If you ask me, it's a Bruno ball all the way.

2281
01:40:30,080 --> 01:40:30,720
Thanks for that tip.

2282
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:31,820
It should be a Bruno ball.

2283
01:40:31,920 --> 01:40:33,320
Luke Shaw fucked up the last one.

2284
01:40:33,420 --> 01:40:34,520
It wasn't a great scenario.

2285
01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:37,140
And there's a lot of consternation.

2286
01:40:37,300 --> 01:40:38,300
He looks frustrated.

2287
01:40:38,820 --> 01:40:41,840
He shouldn't really be the man stepping up to take this.

2288
01:40:42,020 --> 01:40:42,980
And it should be Fernandez.

2289
01:40:43,420 --> 01:40:46,540
Hopefully, they have sense and give it to Fernandez.

2290
01:40:46,660 --> 01:40:47,300
But hopefully not.

2291
01:40:47,420 --> 01:40:49,320
Hopefully, it is Shaw because we want it to end 1-1.

2292
01:40:49,820 --> 01:40:51,720
So, I don't know what's going to happen here.

2293
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:56,180
Thanks very much, Tommy Coyne to the moon and Cian Mambo.

2294
01:40:56,300 --> 01:40:57,600
We'll get to your messages in a moment.

2295
01:40:57,740 --> 01:40:58,780
And, Steph, thank you very much.

2296
01:40:59,780 --> 01:41:01,420
Bruno Fernandez puts the ball into the middle.

2297
01:41:01,540 --> 01:41:02,140
Heads go up.

2298
01:41:02,380 --> 01:41:04,460
Tries to do a fucking acrobatic.

2299
01:41:05,100 --> 01:41:07,920
But it was more arabatic than acrobatic.

2300
01:41:07,920 --> 01:41:09,780
It had aromat on it.

2301
01:41:10,020 --> 01:41:14,140
That bicycle kick there from McTominay or one of the lads.

2302
01:41:14,480 --> 01:41:17,620
Not ill-suited to such aerobicism.

2303
01:41:18,320 --> 01:41:24,400
And the ventriloquist's Norwegian ventriloquist dummy sits at the side hatch,

2304
01:41:24,700 --> 01:41:30,160
dejected as the Draculaic vampiric Unai Emery,

2305
01:41:30,160 --> 01:41:34,220
the ventriloquist himself, stalks and prowls the pitch,

2306
01:41:34,920 --> 01:41:38,860
just looking for any fresh blood to sink himself into.

2307
01:41:39,660 --> 01:41:42,000
And the kick comes out.

2308
01:41:42,100 --> 01:41:42,840
It's a goal kick.

2309
01:41:43,140 --> 01:41:44,640
Eight or five minutes from Villarreal.

2310
01:41:45,280 --> 01:41:46,940
Welter weighted up to the pitch.

2311
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:50,840
And there's a lot of scrappy ball being played now.

2312
01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,720
Tired legs.

2313
01:41:52,100 --> 01:41:52,840
Tired minds.

2314
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:55,340
But McTominay, not tired seemingly,

2315
01:41:55,920 --> 01:41:57,640
bolting down the middle of the pitch.

2316
01:41:57,960 --> 01:42:01,420
Brings the ball fucking 20 yards into the fucking opponent's area.

2317
01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:03,600
Gives it to Rashy, who falls over.

2318
01:42:03,980 --> 01:42:07,360
And it's the fella with the busted head who fucking takes it off him as well.

2319
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:08,900
Falls to Paul Pogba.

2320
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:09,980
Luke Shaw.

2321
01:42:10,340 --> 01:42:13,880
He's a big, weighty fella, but he's still got a good touch on him.

2322
01:42:14,060 --> 01:42:16,520
Thanks very much, Daryl Kelly, for the tip.

2323
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:19,960
Well, Tommy, wondering if I have permission to bring Tommy Coyne to the Masters of Drada.

2324
01:42:20,480 --> 01:42:21,900
With the help of Cian Marble.

2325
01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:24,680
Also, please read out his message.

2326
01:42:24,680 --> 01:42:26,960
Thanks very much, lads.

2327
01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:28,240
Tommy Coyne to the moon.

2328
01:42:28,340 --> 01:42:29,460
Join the stream, let's say.

2329
01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:33,800
Do you endorse Tommy Coyne website that has been set up in recent days?

2330
01:42:34,340 --> 01:42:36,620
I don't know anything about any websites, lads.

2331
01:42:37,900 --> 01:42:44,000
And I can't endorse any Tommy Coyne website unless it's been made by me.

2332
01:42:44,060 --> 01:42:47,700
So if there is a Tommy Coyne website out there, don't believe the hype.

2333
01:42:48,020 --> 01:42:52,980
That is probably a HSE scammer who wants to take your money.

2334
01:42:53,820 --> 01:42:54,740
Watch out.

2335
01:42:55,420 --> 01:43:00,540
If they're claiming to be me, if somebody is ringing your phone, or if somebody is making

2336
01:43:00,540 --> 01:43:07,140
a website saying it's Tommy Coyne, it's legit, and it's got any of my imagery on it or anything

2337
01:43:07,140 --> 01:43:15,020
like that, you need to realize these guys are probably part of a Russian-based cybercrime

2338
01:43:15,020 --> 01:43:17,380
group, which isn't Russian.

2339
01:43:17,380 --> 01:43:24,380
But it is operating within Russia, according to alleged findings.

2340
01:43:25,000 --> 01:43:27,340
But thanks very much there for the tip, lads.

2341
01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:30,780
And all the best with any of your future endeavors.

2342
01:43:31,540 --> 01:43:34,020
At the moment, it's 1-1.

2343
01:43:34,480 --> 01:43:36,620
Edison Cavani to score any time.

2344
01:43:36,940 --> 01:43:38,960
Final score after 90 minutes, 1-1.

2345
01:43:39,380 --> 01:43:41,280
16-1, Francis Higgins.

2346
01:43:41,620 --> 01:43:43,880
You shook 25 cent on that before the match.

2347
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:44,940
You happy, man?

2348
01:43:45,540 --> 01:43:47,340
Ah, over the moon at the moment.

2349
01:43:47,340 --> 01:43:49,400
Tom, gambling from prison.

2350
01:43:49,800 --> 01:43:50,580
It's not easy.

2351
01:43:50,940 --> 01:43:53,160
You need to find people who can set that up.

2352
01:43:53,500 --> 01:44:00,300
Fortunately, Billy Bet is the type of app that just has a community ready and waiting to facilitate

2353
01:44:00,300 --> 01:44:04,980
global bets and bank transfers and payments and everything.

2354
01:44:05,720 --> 01:44:07,060
It's an amazing community.

2355
01:44:07,540 --> 01:44:09,140
It's a great community.

2356
01:44:09,340 --> 01:44:11,620
That's the best thing about the app is what I can say.

2357
01:44:11,620 --> 01:44:13,880
It's all about the community for me.

2358
01:44:14,160 --> 01:44:14,940
So friendly.

2359
01:44:15,480 --> 01:44:16,620
Such chill vibes.

2360
01:44:17,200 --> 01:44:19,500
And it's an all-inclusive scenario.

2361
01:44:20,100 --> 01:44:23,960
And you can gamble, gamble floor to floor, wall to wall.

2362
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,280
Make up the bets.

2363
01:44:25,380 --> 01:44:26,200
You're fucking selfie.

2364
01:44:26,400 --> 01:44:28,380
You can just send them into an FAQ.

2365
01:44:28,720 --> 01:44:30,160
Email the bets to Billy Bet.

2366
01:44:30,520 --> 01:44:31,840
Ask them if for a price.

2367
01:44:32,180 --> 01:44:33,200
They can only say no.

2368
01:44:33,360 --> 01:44:35,060
What you don't ask for, you don't get.

2369
01:44:35,420 --> 01:44:35,880
Billy Bet.

2370
01:44:35,980 --> 01:44:36,460
Billy Bet.

2371
01:44:36,580 --> 01:44:37,020
Billy Bet.

2372
01:44:37,140 --> 01:44:38,240
All night long.

2373
01:44:38,300 --> 01:44:40,200
Here's McTominay down the right-hand side flank.

2374
01:44:40,460 --> 01:44:42,500
He's got Bruno Fernandes asking for a ball.

2375
01:44:42,800 --> 01:44:47,480
He puts a launcher right into the rocket launcher's side hunch of Marcus Rashford.

2376
01:44:47,640 --> 01:44:49,680
Now, doing a little jig on the side of the box.

2377
01:44:49,960 --> 01:44:50,560
Out to Luke Shaw.

2378
01:44:50,660 --> 01:44:51,600
Puts it into the six yarder.

2379
01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:52,320
Pogba with the header.

2380
01:44:52,420 --> 01:44:53,340
It goes over the bar.

2381
01:44:53,460 --> 01:44:55,840
Pogba slams the ground with his face.

2382
01:44:56,260 --> 01:44:57,880
As if to say, that's not right.

2383
01:44:58,440 --> 01:44:59,840
What happened there is not right.

2384
01:45:00,860 --> 01:45:05,840
And it was a Manchester United move, which nearly got the final winnings.

2385
01:45:06,140 --> 01:45:08,540
Let's just crack open a second bottle there.

2386
01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:11,700
Because I believe that we're going to be going to a later game.

2387
01:45:12,220 --> 01:45:15,160
And we also want to celebrate the final score.

2388
01:45:15,640 --> 01:45:17,420
So just give us one moment there, folks.

2389
01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:18,820
Mobile bass, mobile bass.

2390
01:45:19,140 --> 01:45:21,360
Mobile Ozil, yeni technology.

2391
01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:24,840
Rocky P spas in yours, Colorado.

2392
01:45:25,260 --> 01:45:26,260
Eran herniard.

2393
01:45:28,840 --> 01:45:30,480
Ui, Ulan, 30 TL.

2394
01:45:31,400 --> 01:45:33,400
1000 TL, percent 100.

2395
01:45:33,980 --> 01:45:34,920
Turkey, Ninglik.

2396
01:45:35,480 --> 01:45:36,740
Mobile bass, Sabdin.

2397
01:45:36,960 --> 01:45:37,760
Mobile bass.

2398
01:45:38,420 --> 01:45:40,700
Mobile Ozil, yeni technology.

2399
01:45:41,780 --> 01:45:44,220
Rocky P spas in yours, Colorado.

2400
01:45:44,540 --> 01:45:45,560
Eran herniard.

2401
01:45:47,440 --> 01:45:49,760
Ui, Ulan, 30 TL.

2402
01:45:50,600 --> 01:45:52,700
1000 TL, percent 100.

2403
01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:54,220
Turkey Ninglik.

2404
01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:55,360
Mobile bass.

2405
01:45:56,160 --> 01:45:56,940
Mobile bass.

2406
01:45:57,160 --> 01:45:57,760
Extra time looming.

2407
01:45:57,760 --> 01:46:01,580
Extra time looming here.

2408
01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:03,380
Extra time looming.

2409
01:46:04,480 --> 01:46:05,580
90 minutes played.

2410
01:46:06,880 --> 01:46:07,880
Three minutes left of injury time.

2411
01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:09,200
Three minutes left of injury time.

2412
01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:10,500
Marcus Rashford.

2413
01:46:10,500 --> 01:46:13,100
Trying to get something out of this.

2414
01:46:14,200 --> 01:46:15,360
The referee has blown up.

2415
01:46:15,860 --> 01:46:18,100
There was probably an offside or something.

2416
01:46:18,600 --> 01:46:21,840
I couldn't tell you because I was out trying to liberate another beer from the fridge.

2417
01:46:22,480 --> 01:46:23,400
And try as I might.

2418
01:46:23,400 --> 01:46:24,560
Try as I did.

2419
01:46:24,760 --> 01:46:25,460
That's happening.

2420
01:46:26,140 --> 01:46:30,580
The yellow clad fans of Villarreal are standing up and singing.

2421
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:32,940
They'll be happy with this at the moment.

2422
01:46:33,700 --> 01:46:36,380
They'll be very happy with this at the moment, Tom.

2423
01:46:36,820 --> 01:46:38,160
They'll be very pleased.

2424
01:46:38,520 --> 01:46:40,840
But they'll actually want to go the final furlong.

2425
01:46:41,240 --> 01:46:44,120
And take the trophy back to fucking Spain with them.

2426
01:46:44,700 --> 01:46:48,980
Whereas the United fans think they're going to take it by virtue of being United.

2427
01:46:49,360 --> 01:46:50,860
It's a crazy bit of business.

2428
01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:52,740
I'm glad to be witnessing it.

2429
01:46:52,980 --> 01:46:57,880
Especially if it stays one all with Edinson Cavani having been an anytime goalscorer.

2430
01:46:58,220 --> 01:47:01,020
At a 16 to 1 fucking punt shot.

2431
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:03,060
Fiat Punto.

2432
01:47:03,900 --> 01:47:06,580
Crazy bit of business going on at the moment.

2433
01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:09,780
The yellow submarine is sitting down on the ground.

2434
01:47:10,060 --> 01:47:10,980
Just having a nap.

2435
01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:13,280
Napper.

2436
01:47:13,400 --> 01:47:14,380
Napper Tandy.

2437
01:47:15,940 --> 01:47:16,940
Taking her handy.

2438
01:47:17,580 --> 01:47:18,540
And Unai Emery.

2439
01:47:18,540 --> 01:47:20,860
Is looking supercharged.

2440
01:47:21,060 --> 01:47:22,500
On that goal touchline.

2441
01:47:23,220 --> 01:47:25,500
And he looks like a different man.

2442
01:47:26,040 --> 01:47:28,720
Compared to the shadow of his former self.

2443
01:47:28,940 --> 01:47:29,900
When he was at Arsenal.

2444
01:47:31,020 --> 01:47:33,800
And didn't look like he inspired much.

2445
01:47:33,860 --> 01:47:35,700
But this is inspirational from Villarreal.

2446
01:47:35,840 --> 01:47:38,380
Another attack on the Manchester danger zone.

2447
01:47:38,380 --> 01:47:40,320
The ball is put.

2448
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:42,200
Weyandhyde over the bar.

2449
01:47:43,140 --> 01:47:45,880
And frustration abounds there from Unai Emery.

2450
01:47:46,360 --> 01:47:50,640
As Pau takes a seat back nearly when he takes the shot.

2451
01:47:50,640 --> 01:47:53,740
Which makes that ball fly high into the sky.

2452
01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:57,720
Flying high into the sky tonight.

2453
01:47:58,760 --> 01:48:02,260
Villarreal shots are looking shite.

2454
01:48:02,820 --> 01:48:04,840
And it's David De Gea.

2455
01:48:04,840 --> 01:48:07,580
With one minute left.

2456
01:48:08,580 --> 01:48:09,520
Of regulation.

2457
01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:10,680
Of injury time.

2458
01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,540
Lodges the ball forward.

2459
01:48:12,960 --> 01:48:13,720
In a massive.

2460
01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:15,820
Pound cake of a goal kick.

2461
01:48:16,280 --> 01:48:18,000
It meets the head of a strong.

2462
01:48:18,220 --> 01:48:19,580
Tall looking center half.

2463
01:48:19,780 --> 01:48:20,240
For Villarreal.

2464
01:48:20,720 --> 01:48:22,240
It falls down to Luke Shaw.

2465
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:23,080
And.

2466
01:48:23,260 --> 01:48:23,480
Then.

2467
01:48:23,660 --> 01:48:24,340
Into the maestro.

2468
01:48:24,500 --> 01:48:24,860
Pogba.

2469
01:48:25,200 --> 01:48:26,100
Who holds on to it.

2470
01:48:26,280 --> 01:48:27,440
And blasts it out wide.

2471
01:48:27,560 --> 01:48:29,560
Switches play to Wan-Bissaka on the right wing.

2472
01:48:29,840 --> 01:48:30,720
Finds Greenwood.

2473
01:48:31,000 --> 01:48:31,400
Greenwood.

2474
01:48:31,480 --> 01:48:33,580
He's going to go off on a little run down that right wing.

2475
01:48:33,960 --> 01:48:34,560
He's tackled.

2476
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:36,580
But he manages to pick himself back up.

2477
01:48:36,960 --> 01:48:38,700
And he's tackled a second time.

2478
01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:40,480
Goes out for a throw in here.

2479
01:48:40,560 --> 01:48:41,640
To Manchester United.

2480
01:48:42,320 --> 01:48:42,780
Or to Villarreal.

2481
01:48:42,780 --> 01:48:43,340
Villarreal.

2482
01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:44,020
I beg your pardon.

2483
01:48:44,140 --> 01:48:45,060
Ten seconds left.

2484
01:48:45,760 --> 01:48:46,340
It's looking like.

2485
01:48:47,220 --> 01:48:47,820
Looking like.

2486
01:48:47,920 --> 01:48:49,120
That could have been the last chance.

2487
01:48:49,160 --> 01:48:50,120
Of the 90 minutes here.

2488
01:48:50,200 --> 01:48:51,100
For Manchester United.

2489
01:48:51,220 --> 01:48:51,920
To get something.

2490
01:48:52,300 --> 01:48:52,900
On the goal.

2491
01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:53,800
As.

2492
01:48:54,140 --> 01:48:55,960
That throwing is about to be taken now.

2493
01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:56,940
And then we're looking.

2494
01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:58,540
It's pissing down in Gdansk.

2495
01:48:58,600 --> 01:48:59,600
We're looking at another.

2496
01:49:00,020 --> 01:49:00,640
Half an hour.

2497
01:49:01,260 --> 01:49:01,560
Of.

2498
01:49:02,020 --> 01:49:02,460
Play.

2499
01:49:02,520 --> 01:49:03,060
And that's it.

2500
01:49:03,680 --> 01:49:04,380
That is it.

2501
01:49:05,160 --> 01:49:05,620
The ref.

2502
01:49:05,780 --> 01:49:06,440
Ha ha ha.

2503
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:07,800
16 to 1 time.

2504
01:49:08,340 --> 01:49:09,420
We fucking did it.

2505
01:49:09,580 --> 01:49:10,640
Edinson Cavani.

2506
01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:11,440
Any.

2507
01:49:11,860 --> 01:49:12,700
Any time.

2508
01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:13,920
Edinson Cavani.

2509
01:49:14,260 --> 01:49:15,220
Any time.

2510
01:49:15,400 --> 01:49:15,740
Son.

2511
01:49:16,160 --> 01:49:17,380
You just call me.

2512
01:49:17,740 --> 01:49:18,960
That's what Edinson Cavani.

2513
01:49:18,960 --> 01:49:19,800
Was saying to me.

2514
01:49:20,060 --> 01:49:21,120
After the match there.

2515
01:49:21,180 --> 01:49:21,860
When it finished.

2516
01:49:22,240 --> 01:49:23,260
Having scored.

2517
01:49:23,540 --> 01:49:24,300
One goal.

2518
01:49:24,380 --> 01:49:24,980
At any time.

2519
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:25,700
During the fucking thing.

2520
01:49:25,880 --> 01:49:26,400
And also.

2521
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:27,300
One all.

2522
01:49:27,380 --> 01:49:28,240
After 90 minutes.

2523
01:49:28,520 --> 01:49:29,300
I guessed it.

2524
01:49:29,600 --> 01:49:30,380
I knew it.

2525
01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:31,520
And that's.

2526
01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:33,100
That's the power of Billy Bette.

2527
01:49:33,960 --> 01:49:34,900
Crazy bit of.

2528
01:49:35,300 --> 01:49:36,640
Billy Bette winnings.

2529
01:49:36,700 --> 01:49:37,920
I believe you stood.

2530
01:49:38,080 --> 01:49:38,660
To gain.

2531
01:49:39,480 --> 01:49:39,860
Fucking.

2532
01:49:39,960 --> 01:49:41,000
What did you put on it?

2533
01:49:41,480 --> 01:49:42,620
You might win three.

2534
01:49:42,620 --> 01:49:42,980
Euro.

2535
01:49:43,340 --> 01:49:44,240
Or it could be six.

2536
01:49:44,300 --> 01:49:44,580
Is it?

2537
01:49:45,200 --> 01:49:46,240
Could be six Tom.

2538
01:49:47,440 --> 01:49:48,420
Could be six Euro.

2539
01:49:49,420 --> 01:49:49,860
And.

2540
01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:50,980
I'm really fucking happy.

2541
01:49:50,980 --> 01:49:51,540
About that.

2542
01:49:51,860 --> 01:49:52,140
And.

2543
01:49:52,440 --> 01:49:53,200
It's only.

2544
01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:53,860
Going to look.

2545
01:49:54,180 --> 01:49:54,840
Even better.

2546
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:55,200
Now.

2547
01:49:55,320 --> 01:49:55,620
As well.

2548
01:49:55,680 --> 01:49:56,320
When we go into.

2549
01:49:56,520 --> 01:49:57,360
This second half.

2550
01:49:58,180 --> 01:49:58,360
And.

2551
01:49:59,180 --> 01:49:59,760
You know.

2552
01:49:59,860 --> 01:50:00,320
You have a few.

2553
01:50:00,400 --> 01:50:00,920
Billy Bettes.

2554
01:50:01,140 --> 01:50:01,700
Backing you up.

2555
01:50:02,360 --> 01:50:03,240
It's quality.

2556
01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:03,860
Quality.

2557
01:50:04,020 --> 01:50:04,300
Living.

2558
01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:05,860
Daryl Kelly.

2559
01:50:06,000 --> 01:50:06,820
Thank you very much.

2560
01:50:06,900 --> 01:50:07,380
For the tip.

2561
01:50:08,700 --> 01:50:08,980
Tommy.

2562
01:50:09,380 --> 01:50:09,700
Help.

2563
01:50:10,060 --> 01:50:10,760
Lost the wife.

2564
01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:11,200
And kids.

2565
01:50:11,320 --> 01:50:11,560
I'm in.

2566
01:50:11,660 --> 01:50:12,300
Tommy Coyne.

2567
01:50:12,380 --> 01:50:12,800
Investment.

2568
01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:13,460
With.

2569
01:50:13,560 --> 01:50:14,380
Key and Mambo.

2570
01:50:14,760 --> 01:50:15,600
What do we do?

2571
01:50:17,440 --> 01:50:18,100
I'm not sure.

2572
01:50:18,160 --> 01:50:18,380
Lots.

2573
01:50:18,480 --> 01:50:19,260
You need to.

2574
01:50:19,380 --> 01:50:20,060
You need to.

2575
01:50:20,060 --> 01:50:21,260
Try and get your family back.

2576
01:50:21,860 --> 01:50:22,220
Okay.

2577
01:50:22,660 --> 01:50:23,580
It's very important.

2578
01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:25,140
You need to remember.

2579
01:50:25,140 --> 01:50:26,160
To get your family back.

2580
01:50:26,280 --> 01:50:27,600
Don't gamble them away.

2581
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:28,220
On anything.

2582
01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:29,680
Somebody says.

2583
01:50:31,180 --> 01:50:31,700
You know.

2584
01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:32,500
We'll take the family.

2585
01:50:33,880 --> 01:50:34,720
It can be tempting.

2586
01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:35,700
Especially if you think.

2587
01:50:35,740 --> 01:50:36,560
You're going to come through.

2588
01:50:36,680 --> 01:50:37,480
You're going to come good.

2589
01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:39,140
Especially if you think.

2590
01:50:39,520 --> 01:50:40,820
Wambasaka is going to get.

2591
01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:41,780
That second shot.

2592
01:50:41,880 --> 01:50:42,680
In the second half.

2593
01:50:42,760 --> 01:50:43,460
Of injury time.

2594
01:50:43,860 --> 01:50:44,560
Of extra time.

2595
01:50:44,920 --> 01:50:45,520
In the match.

2596
01:50:45,980 --> 01:50:47,060
And you put it all.

2597
01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:48,020
On the line for that.

2598
01:50:48,820 --> 01:50:49,120
Then.

2599
01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:50,180
You know.

2600
01:50:50,560 --> 01:50:50,920
Sometimes.

2601
01:50:51,460 --> 01:50:52,480
You need to have the shtick.

2602
01:50:52,600 --> 01:50:53,080
That's the thing.

2603
01:50:53,140 --> 01:50:54,120
If you don't have the shtick.

2604
01:50:54,180 --> 01:50:55,200
You can't play the game.

2605
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:56,500
If you can't play.

2606
01:50:56,580 --> 01:50:57,140
You can't play.

2607
01:50:57,860 --> 01:50:58,140
So.

2608
01:50:59,100 --> 01:50:59,340
Yeah.

2609
01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:00,400
It's tough.

2610
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:01,520
It's tough to know.

2611
01:51:01,560 --> 01:51:02,460
Where to draw the line.

2612
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:03,740
But remember.

2613
01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:05,100
Billy Bet is always there.

2614
01:51:05,100 --> 01:51:06,180
If you want to draw the line.

2615
01:51:06,780 --> 01:51:07,100
Remember.

2616
01:51:07,320 --> 01:51:08,480
Billy Bet will be there.

2617
01:51:08,660 --> 01:51:09,960
With another line.

2618
01:51:10,100 --> 01:51:10,320
For you.

2619
01:51:10,920 --> 01:51:11,960
Whenever you want.

2620
01:51:12,400 --> 01:51:12,860
He's just.

2621
01:51:13,080 --> 01:51:13,660
A friend.

2622
01:51:14,300 --> 01:51:15,520
Who gives you lines.

2623
01:51:16,140 --> 01:51:16,700
And then you.

2624
01:51:16,860 --> 01:51:18,120
You can't stop.

2625
01:51:18,580 --> 01:51:19,780
You keep going back to him.

2626
01:51:20,100 --> 01:51:21,040
And he's always there.

2627
01:51:21,240 --> 01:51:22,440
Until you've gotten no money.

2628
01:51:23,680 --> 01:51:24,660
Crazy bit of business.

2629
01:51:24,740 --> 01:51:25,260
All together.

2630
01:51:26,320 --> 01:51:27,060
Your good friend.

2631
01:51:27,120 --> 01:51:27,360
Billy.

2632
01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,120
Always there for thick and thin.

2633
01:51:29,600 --> 01:51:29,840
But.

2634
01:51:30,640 --> 01:51:31,380
Has to be said.

2635
01:51:31,820 --> 01:51:32,760
If the chips are down.

2636
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:34,160
He won't be there for you.

2637
01:51:34,400 --> 01:51:34,900
But that's.

2638
01:51:35,000 --> 01:51:35,760
That's the real.

2639
01:51:35,860 --> 01:51:37,400
That's the real beauty of Billy.

2640
01:51:37,880 --> 01:51:39,440
He doesn't fucking sugarcoat it.

2641
01:51:40,000 --> 01:51:41,000
If you're a tit.

2642
01:51:41,400 --> 01:51:42,800
He'll fucking tell you you're a tit.

2643
01:51:43,380 --> 01:51:43,720
And he.

2644
01:51:43,860 --> 01:51:44,240
If you're.

2645
01:51:44,320 --> 01:51:45,400
If you're on your arse.

2646
01:51:45,920 --> 01:51:46,320
He's gonna.

2647
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:47,140
He's gonna just say.

2648
01:51:47,200 --> 01:51:47,420
Look.

2649
01:51:47,460 --> 01:51:48,180
You're on your arse.

2650
01:51:48,400 --> 01:51:48,600
I go.

2651
01:51:49,140 --> 01:51:49,580
Sayonara.

2652
01:51:50,860 --> 01:51:52,040
But at least he's there.

2653
01:51:52,040 --> 01:51:53,060
During the good times.

2654
01:51:53,480 --> 01:51:54,600
And that's the times.

2655
01:51:54,600 --> 01:51:55,780
You want your friends around.

2656
01:51:56,460 --> 01:51:57,480
Because you don't really.

2657
01:51:57,480 --> 01:51:58,860
You don't really have the crack.

2658
01:51:59,040 --> 01:52:00,020
When you're in the doldrums.

2659
01:52:00,160 --> 01:52:02,400
So it's nice to have the words of support.

2660
01:52:02,720 --> 01:52:03,540
But at the same time.

2661
01:52:03,600 --> 01:52:04,660
It's not like the good.

2662
01:52:04,780 --> 01:52:05,600
The good times.

2663
01:52:06,440 --> 01:52:06,840
Yeah.

2664
01:52:07,000 --> 01:52:08,460
You put it so clearly.

2665
01:52:08,600 --> 01:52:10,120
Better than I ever could Tom.

2666
01:52:10,860 --> 01:52:11,100
That.

2667
01:52:11,940 --> 01:52:12,540
You know.

2668
01:52:12,660 --> 01:52:14,560
It's better to have your friends around.

2669
01:52:14,680 --> 01:52:15,740
During the good times.

2670
01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:16,960
And.

2671
01:52:17,240 --> 01:52:19,000
The bad times is nice.

2672
01:52:19,420 --> 01:52:20,860
If they're there with support.

2673
01:52:21,040 --> 01:52:21,640
But at the same time.

2674
01:52:21,700 --> 01:52:22,160
Billy bet.

2675
01:52:22,280 --> 01:52:23,620
Isn't gonna sugarcoat it.

2676
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:24,700
As you said.

2677
01:52:24,800 --> 01:52:25,560
If you're a tit.

2678
01:52:25,860 --> 01:52:26,740
He's gonna tell you.

2679
01:52:27,260 --> 01:52:28,280
And then you're gonna have to.

2680
01:52:28,400 --> 01:52:29,500
Just come to terms with that.

2681
01:52:29,840 --> 01:52:31,480
Eagle crushing revelation.

2682
01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:33,800
Where you end up having a fucking.

2683
01:52:33,940 --> 01:52:34,740
Nervous breakdown.

2684
01:52:35,740 --> 01:52:36,080
And.

2685
01:52:36,220 --> 01:52:37,080
Then coming back.

2686
01:52:37,220 --> 01:52:38,100
Stronger than ever.

2687
01:52:38,800 --> 01:52:39,200
Resilient.

2688
01:52:39,920 --> 01:52:40,320
Bulletproof.

2689
01:52:41,040 --> 01:52:41,860
Life learned.

2690
01:52:42,260 --> 01:52:43,000
Lessons learned.

2691
01:52:43,780 --> 01:52:44,980
A true being.

2692
01:52:45,360 --> 01:52:46,220
In the state of play.

2693
01:52:46,280 --> 01:52:47,360
And I gotta tell you something else.

2694
01:52:47,600 --> 01:52:48,420
Edinson Cavani.

2695
01:52:48,420 --> 01:52:50,100
A true human being.

2696
01:52:50,540 --> 01:52:51,420
On the pitch tonight.

2697
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:53,000
With a lovely tap in.

2698
01:52:53,480 --> 01:52:55,540
Securing that 16 to 1.

2699
01:52:55,640 --> 01:52:56,620
25 cent.

2700
01:52:56,860 --> 01:52:57,740
No money down.

2701
01:52:57,900 --> 01:52:58,580
Stake bet.

2702
01:52:59,040 --> 01:53:00,640
On Billy bet economics.

2703
01:53:01,320 --> 01:53:01,740
If you.

2704
01:53:02,120 --> 01:53:03,620
Just got into this game.

2705
01:53:03,860 --> 01:53:05,640
It's one goal apiece.

2706
01:53:06,480 --> 01:53:07,340
And Billy bet.

2707
01:53:07,580 --> 01:53:09,100
Is leading the charge.

2708
01:53:09,540 --> 01:53:10,820
Of the new world.

2709
01:53:10,820 --> 01:53:11,260
Order.

2710
01:53:11,260 --> 01:53:13,180
In terms of gambling apps.

2711
01:53:13,340 --> 01:53:14,500
So get involved.

2712
01:53:14,700 --> 01:53:15,640
Get unvalved.

2713
01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:16,400
If you want to.

2714
01:53:16,560 --> 01:53:17,360
Uninstall the app.

2715
01:53:17,440 --> 01:53:17,820
Because it's.

2716
01:53:18,020 --> 01:53:18,980
Caused too much misery.

2717
01:53:18,980 --> 01:53:19,580
To your life.

2718
01:53:20,100 --> 01:53:20,820
Uninstall it.

2719
01:53:21,080 --> 01:53:21,720
Get involved.

2720
01:53:22,140 --> 01:53:22,720
And then get.

2721
01:53:23,260 --> 01:53:23,780
Reintegrated.

2722
01:53:24,040 --> 01:53:24,840
Again with the app.

2723
01:53:24,880 --> 01:53:25,300
Later on.

2724
01:53:25,560 --> 01:53:26,400
At any time.

2725
01:53:26,800 --> 01:53:27,340
It's free.

2726
01:53:29,100 --> 01:53:29,840
It's free.

2727
01:53:30,000 --> 01:53:30,900
The app is free.

2728
01:53:31,740 --> 01:53:32,560
But you need.

2729
01:53:32,780 --> 01:53:33,040
To.

2730
01:53:34,040 --> 01:53:35,140
Check the box.

2731
01:53:35,140 --> 01:53:36,580
In Android settings.

2732
01:53:36,580 --> 01:53:37,420
Which says.

2733
01:53:37,900 --> 01:53:38,980
Allow installation.

2734
01:53:39,420 --> 01:53:39,700
Of.

2735
01:53:40,400 --> 01:53:41,200
Not safe.

2736
01:53:41,300 --> 01:53:41,740
Apps.

2737
01:53:43,180 --> 01:53:43,980
Sounds a bit.

2738
01:53:43,980 --> 01:53:44,380
Rishky.

2739
01:53:44,460 --> 01:53:44,720
Is it?

2740
01:53:45,440 --> 01:53:45,740
Nope.

2741
01:53:47,580 --> 01:53:48,240
I'm sold.

2742
01:53:48,400 --> 01:53:48,880
Billy bet.

2743
01:53:49,020 --> 01:53:49,280
App.

2744
01:53:49,380 --> 01:53:50,120
24 7.

2745
01:53:50,420 --> 01:53:51,140
Download that.

2746
01:53:51,220 --> 01:53:52,360
Remember to check the box.

2747
01:53:52,860 --> 01:53:53,320
That says.

2748
01:53:53,460 --> 01:53:54,680
Allow to install.

2749
01:53:55,320 --> 01:53:56,060
Dodgy apps.

2750
01:53:56,720 --> 01:53:57,580
It's not dodgy.

2751
01:53:57,680 --> 01:53:58,560
It's just a fucking.

2752
01:53:58,820 --> 01:53:59,560
It's just a.

2753
01:53:59,820 --> 01:54:00,460
Red tape.

2754
01:54:00,520 --> 01:54:00,860
Isn't it?

2755
01:54:01,360 --> 01:54:02,200
It's just red tape.

2756
01:54:02,280 --> 01:54:02,480
Tom.

2757
01:54:03,620 --> 01:54:04,380
Just fucking.

2758
01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:05,260
Check that box.

2759
01:54:05,380 --> 01:54:06,140
Install the app.

2760
01:54:06,880 --> 01:54:07,220
Send.

2761
01:54:07,220 --> 01:54:08,500
Your bank details.

2762
01:54:08,500 --> 01:54:09,520
To either me.

2763
01:54:10,020 --> 01:54:11,260
Or that other fella.

2764
01:54:11,420 --> 01:54:11,900
Padre.

2765
01:54:19,780 --> 01:54:20,560
Billy bet.

2766
01:54:20,560 --> 01:54:21,400
24 7.

2767
01:54:21,600 --> 01:54:21,760
Win.

2768
01:54:21,800 --> 01:54:21,960
Lose.

2769
01:54:22,020 --> 01:54:22,460
Or draw.

2770
01:54:22,660 --> 01:54:24,200
You'll always have an experience.

2771
01:54:24,300 --> 01:54:25,360
And a story to tell.

2772
01:54:26,380 --> 01:54:27,120
Sup dudes.

2773
01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:27,680
It's your boy.

2774
01:54:27,800 --> 01:54:28,280
Padre.

2775
01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:29,520
And coming at you.

2776
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:30,380
From the states.

2777
01:54:30,500 --> 01:54:31,140
I just want to say.

2778
01:54:31,220 --> 01:54:31,860
If you're having trouble.

2779
01:54:31,860 --> 01:54:32,960
Logging on to your.

2780
01:54:33,060 --> 01:54:33,540
Billy bet.

2781
01:54:33,700 --> 01:54:33,980
App.

2782
01:54:34,300 --> 01:54:35,400
Make sure you use a.

2783
01:54:35,580 --> 01:54:35,940
VPN.

2784
01:54:36,360 --> 01:54:37,020
To use the app.

2785
01:54:37,140 --> 01:54:37,500
Also.

2786
01:54:37,820 --> 01:54:38,920
Setting up an account.

2787
01:54:39,340 --> 01:54:40,060
Is illegal.

2788
01:54:40,060 --> 01:54:41,140
If you're in the states.

2789
01:54:41,220 --> 01:54:42,040
So you need to.

2790
01:54:42,120 --> 01:54:43,000
Connect that to a.

2791
01:54:43,080 --> 01:54:44,100
European bank account.

2792
01:54:44,540 --> 01:54:45,720
Just get in touch with me.

2793
01:54:45,780 --> 01:54:47,040
If you need that information.

2794
01:54:47,040 --> 01:54:48,020
On set one up.

2795
01:54:48,280 --> 01:54:49,140
I can hook you up.

2796
01:54:49,160 --> 01:54:49,760
With the right.

2797
01:54:49,920 --> 01:54:50,720
Right price.

2798
01:54:51,520 --> 01:54:51,920
Billy bet.

2799
01:54:51,920 --> 01:54:52,680
24 7.

2800
01:54:52,820 --> 01:54:53,440
It's going.

2801
01:54:53,740 --> 01:54:54,140
Solar.

2802
01:55:01,080 --> 01:55:04,920
Sorry.

2803
01:55:04,920 --> 01:55:04,960
Sorry.

2804
01:55:05,340 --> 01:55:06,320
I didn't realize.

2805
01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:07,460
We were back on air there.

2806
01:55:09,620 --> 01:55:10,380
Villa Real.

2807
01:55:12,380 --> 01:55:13,640
They don't have the ball.

2808
01:55:14,040 --> 01:55:14,660
Man you do.

2809
01:55:15,340 --> 01:55:15,740
McTominay.

2810
01:55:16,540 --> 01:55:17,760
Thank you very much there.

2811
01:55:17,820 --> 01:55:18,240
For the tip.

2812
01:55:18,720 --> 01:55:19,460
Darrell Kelly.

2813
01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:20,420
Thank you very much.

2814
01:55:21,420 --> 01:55:22,220
Kian Mambo.

2815
01:55:23,220 --> 01:55:23,540
And.

2816
01:55:23,680 --> 01:55:23,980
Chef.

2817
01:55:25,540 --> 01:55:26,740
Hope you're doing well lads.

2818
01:55:28,440 --> 01:55:28,860
Pogba.

2819
01:55:28,860 --> 01:55:29,920
Out to Lindelof.

2820
01:55:30,260 --> 01:55:30,760
Lindelof.

2821
01:55:31,100 --> 01:55:31,900
Out to Rashford.

2822
01:55:32,100 --> 01:55:32,500
Rashford.

2823
01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:33,440
To Lindelof.

2824
01:55:33,740 --> 01:55:34,360
Back to Shaw.

2825
01:55:34,740 --> 01:55:35,600
Back to Lindelof.

2826
01:55:35,980 --> 01:55:36,460
Lindelof.

2827
01:55:40,240 --> 01:55:41,240
Back to Bailly.

2828
01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:42,940
Tries to find McTominay.

2829
01:55:43,020 --> 01:55:43,900
But it's a weak.

2830
01:55:43,900 --> 01:55:44,660
Piss ball.

2831
01:55:45,420 --> 01:55:46,860
Scooped up by Pogba.

2832
01:55:47,100 --> 01:55:48,120
Who finds Rashford.

2833
01:55:48,280 --> 01:55:48,700
On the.

2834
01:55:48,820 --> 01:55:49,600
Danger area.

2835
01:55:50,140 --> 01:55:50,620
Rashford.

2836
01:55:50,980 --> 01:55:51,740
Is going to try and.

2837
01:55:51,980 --> 01:55:53,020
Weasel a bit of magic.

2838
01:55:53,260 --> 01:55:54,080
Out to Fernandez.

2839
01:55:54,320 --> 01:55:54,580
Twish.

2840
01:55:54,700 --> 01:55:54,960
Turns.

2841
01:55:55,060 --> 01:55:55,660
Takes a shot.

2842
01:55:56,060 --> 01:55:56,660
Headed away.

2843
01:55:56,980 --> 01:55:58,180
Falls as far as no one.

2844
01:55:58,540 --> 01:55:58,980
McTominay.

2845
01:55:59,220 --> 01:56:00,060
Gives it back to Bailly.

2846
01:56:00,520 --> 01:56:00,920
And now.

2847
01:56:01,160 --> 01:56:01,500
Manu.

2848
01:56:01,640 --> 01:56:02,360
Build up steam.

2849
01:56:02,440 --> 01:56:03,620
With a grain of rice.

2850
01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:05,380
And they're trying to.

2851
01:56:05,660 --> 01:56:06,420
Knock down the.

2852
01:56:06,420 --> 01:56:07,820
The walls of Babylon here.

2853
01:56:08,140 --> 01:56:09,320
Which have been erected.

2854
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:10,420
By the.

2855
01:56:10,420 --> 01:56:10,740
Uh.

2856
01:56:10,740 --> 01:56:11,700
Villa Realans.

2857
01:56:12,120 --> 01:56:12,780
And look at this.

2858
01:56:12,940 --> 01:56:13,680
Crazy bit of business.

2859
01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:14,580
Now it's Villa Real.

2860
01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:15,700
Look to mount.

2861
01:56:15,880 --> 01:56:16,900
A counter attack.

2862
01:56:17,040 --> 01:56:17,980
A tasty little counter.

2863
01:56:19,060 --> 01:56:19,920
Lovely bit of play.

2864
01:56:20,320 --> 01:56:20,820
Holding up.

2865
01:56:20,900 --> 01:56:22,160
The ball well in midfield.

2866
01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:22,740
Villa Real.

2867
01:56:23,200 --> 01:56:24,140
And allowing themselves.

2868
01:56:24,240 --> 01:56:25,100
Time to get forward.

2869
01:56:25,480 --> 01:56:26,500
They have options in the box.

2870
01:56:26,780 --> 01:56:27,780
They launch a cross in.

2871
01:56:28,120 --> 01:56:29,700
Luke Shaw manages to get back.

2872
01:56:29,860 --> 01:56:29,960
And.

2873
01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:31,300
Head the ball to safety.

2874
01:56:31,700 --> 01:56:32,840
Goes out for a throw in.

2875
01:56:32,980 --> 01:56:33,720
To Villa Real.

2876
01:56:34,300 --> 01:56:36,220
Outside the Manchester danger area.

2877
01:56:36,640 --> 01:56:38,000
92 minutes gone here.

2878
01:56:38,460 --> 01:56:40,060
Could be anyone's game this.

2879
01:56:40,240 --> 01:56:41,080
Anyone's business.

2880
01:56:41,840 --> 01:56:42,880
We're enjoying it.

2881
01:56:43,380 --> 01:56:44,140
That's for sure.

2882
01:56:45,020 --> 01:56:45,300
Well.

2883
01:56:46,060 --> 01:56:46,880
It's a quality.

2884
01:56:47,000 --> 01:56:48,040
Quality bit of business.

2885
01:56:48,040 --> 01:56:48,280
Stop.

2886
01:56:48,420 --> 01:56:50,160
And even if it wasn't.

2887
01:56:50,160 --> 01:56:50,940
As I was saying.

2888
01:56:51,600 --> 01:56:52,060
The chance.

2889
01:56:52,060 --> 01:56:53,040
Just to kick back.

2890
01:56:53,320 --> 01:56:54,380
And watch a cup final.

2891
01:56:55,040 --> 01:56:55,540
Is.

2892
01:56:55,780 --> 01:56:56,520
A welcome.

2893
01:56:56,900 --> 01:56:57,860
Fucking event.

2894
01:56:58,700 --> 01:56:59,720
At any time.

2895
01:57:00,100 --> 01:57:00,780
Never mind.

2896
01:57:00,780 --> 01:57:01,860
Nearing the arse end.

2897
01:57:01,920 --> 01:57:02,940
Of a fucking pandemic.

2898
01:57:03,380 --> 01:57:03,680
Which.

2899
01:57:03,820 --> 01:57:04,680
As we said before.

2900
01:57:05,040 --> 01:57:06,420
Isn't really ever going to end.

2901
01:57:06,640 --> 01:57:08,200
It is going to keep on being with us.

2902
01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:08,900
Forever probably.

2903
01:57:09,280 --> 01:57:09,840
Which is why.

2904
01:57:09,980 --> 01:57:11,840
We're going into the vaccine buzz.

2905
01:57:12,320 --> 01:57:13,400
Myself and Tom.

2906
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:15,220
We're going to take all the money.

2907
01:57:15,220 --> 01:57:16,360
That we were going to channel.

2908
01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:17,440
Towards TommyCoin.

2909
01:57:17,760 --> 01:57:18,460
And it looks like.

2910
01:57:18,520 --> 01:57:19,380
We could be pumping.

2911
01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:20,580
And dumping that scenario.

2912
01:57:20,580 --> 01:57:21,440
Before the fucking.

2913
01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:23,920
Chariot has even began.

2914
01:57:23,920 --> 01:57:25,440
To take hold of flame.

2915
01:57:26,060 --> 01:57:26,420
And.

2916
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:27,400
What we're going to do.

2917
01:57:27,460 --> 01:57:28,240
Is reroute.

2918
01:57:28,400 --> 01:57:29,120
And re-channel.

2919
01:57:29,300 --> 01:57:30,180
All money.

2920
01:57:30,180 --> 01:57:31,120
From TommyCoin.

2921
01:57:32,080 --> 01:57:33,320
And pump that.

2922
01:57:33,800 --> 01:57:34,660
Into Tommy.

2923
01:57:34,940 --> 01:57:35,920
Schlug's vaccine.

2924
01:57:36,660 --> 01:57:37,540
It's a crazy bit of business.

2925
01:57:37,660 --> 01:57:37,840
Tom.

2926
01:57:38,700 --> 01:57:40,120
Billy bet 247.

2927
01:57:40,320 --> 01:57:41,200
Win lose or draw.

2928
01:57:41,380 --> 01:57:41,840
You'll always.

2929
01:57:42,160 --> 01:57:42,400
Yeah.

2930
01:57:42,460 --> 01:57:43,520
We actually don't know.

2931
01:57:43,520 --> 01:57:44,960
What's going into the vaccine yet.

2932
01:57:45,640 --> 01:57:45,780
But.

2933
01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:47,220
We're we.

2934
01:57:47,340 --> 01:57:48,000
That's to say.

2935
01:57:48,060 --> 01:57:48,940
We actually don't know.

2936
01:57:48,980 --> 01:57:50,060
What's going into the vaccines.

2937
01:57:50,160 --> 01:57:50,980
If we're getting anyway.

2938
01:57:51,240 --> 01:57:52,120
So what's the difference.

2939
01:57:52,640 --> 01:57:53,280
You might as well.

2940
01:57:53,340 --> 01:57:54,280
Take the Schlug vaccine.

2941
01:57:55,300 --> 01:57:55,500
And.

2942
01:57:55,860 --> 01:57:56,780
We're going to have.

2943
01:57:56,880 --> 01:57:57,920
A little bit of cider vinegar.

2944
01:57:58,000 --> 01:57:58,940
Apple cider vinegar.

2945
01:57:59,620 --> 01:58:00,240
And then.

2946
01:58:00,740 --> 01:58:02,240
A bit of milk thistle.

2947
01:58:03,280 --> 01:58:03,660
In it.

2948
01:58:04,200 --> 01:58:04,860
And then.

2949
01:58:05,300 --> 01:58:06,920
A little bit of aloe vera.

2950
01:58:07,480 --> 01:58:08,140
And then.

2951
01:58:08,600 --> 01:58:09,820
Maybe a drop of.

2952
01:58:09,980 --> 01:58:11,040
A lamb's tear.

2953
01:58:11,560 --> 01:58:12,720
From a lamb's face.

2954
01:58:12,720 --> 01:58:14,480
And then.

2955
01:58:14,980 --> 01:58:15,280
I think.

2956
01:58:15,340 --> 01:58:16,080
Maybe that's enough.

2957
01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:17,120
Would you not.

2958
01:58:17,940 --> 01:58:18,260
Uh.

2959
01:58:18,640 --> 01:58:19,940
Maybe distillate.

2960
01:58:20,040 --> 01:58:20,880
Make distillate.

2961
01:58:21,000 --> 01:58:22,360
Of the lamb's breath.

2962
01:58:23,080 --> 01:58:23,980
And just like.

2963
01:58:24,440 --> 01:58:24,880
High.

2964
01:58:25,240 --> 01:58:25,880
Potency.

2965
01:58:26,160 --> 01:58:26,880
Lamb's breath.

2966
01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:27,480
Distillate.

2967
01:58:28,940 --> 01:58:30,020
Probably the tears.

2968
01:58:30,560 --> 01:58:31,740
The tears of a lamb.

2969
01:58:32,540 --> 01:58:33,620
That can go into the vaccine.

2970
01:58:33,840 --> 01:58:35,140
So you've got the milk thistle.

2971
01:58:35,280 --> 01:58:36,780
You've got the apple cider vinegar.

2972
01:58:38,640 --> 01:58:39,480
Apple cider.

2973
01:58:39,880 --> 01:58:40,520
Milk thistle.

2974
01:58:41,140 --> 01:58:41,820
Vitamin D.

2975
01:58:42,860 --> 01:58:43,220
And a.

2976
01:58:43,220 --> 01:58:44,820
And a solitary tear.

2977
01:58:45,020 --> 01:58:47,320
Which has rolled down the cheek of a lamb.

2978
01:58:48,260 --> 01:58:49,600
We put that into a fucking.

2979
01:58:50,220 --> 01:58:50,700
Mixer.

2980
01:58:51,660 --> 01:58:53,080
And put it into vials.

2981
01:58:53,640 --> 01:58:55,320
And then inject it into people.

2982
01:58:55,660 --> 01:58:56,120
It's just.

2983
01:58:56,400 --> 01:58:56,700
It could.

2984
01:58:56,700 --> 01:58:58,240
It could work out something nice.

2985
01:58:58,900 --> 01:59:00,120
Could work out badly Tom.

2986
01:59:00,520 --> 01:59:01,300
Could be a fucking.

2987
01:59:01,520 --> 01:59:02,160
Do badly.

2988
01:59:02,420 --> 01:59:02,940
Situation.

2989
01:59:03,500 --> 01:59:04,460
Whereas you might be thinking.

2990
01:59:04,460 --> 01:59:05,920
It's going to be a Boo Radley.

2991
01:59:06,460 --> 01:59:06,800
Which.

2992
01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:09,520
If you look at the Boo Radley situation.

2993
01:59:09,680 --> 01:59:10,560
From Tequila Mockingbird.

2994
01:59:10,660 --> 01:59:11,680
Wasn't a great situation.

2995
01:59:11,760 --> 01:59:12,220
To begin with.

2996
01:59:12,340 --> 01:59:12,460
So.

2997
01:59:13,220 --> 01:59:13,660
It's.

2998
01:59:14,020 --> 01:59:14,800
Touch and go Tom.

2999
01:59:16,520 --> 01:59:17,700
Somebody there in the chat.

3000
01:59:17,700 --> 01:59:18,900
Is saying flat lemonade.

3001
01:59:19,100 --> 01:59:19,740
Clon McCart.

3002
01:59:20,180 --> 01:59:21,000
Flat lemonade.

3003
01:59:21,680 --> 01:59:23,480
Maybe a touch of flat lemonade.

3004
01:59:23,720 --> 01:59:24,640
Inside that.

3005
01:59:25,040 --> 01:59:25,600
Vaccine.

3006
01:59:26,120 --> 01:59:26,700
As well.

3007
01:59:27,160 --> 01:59:28,080
No fizz in it.

3008
01:59:28,500 --> 01:59:29,500
Which would just.

3009
01:59:29,780 --> 01:59:30,240
Make.

3010
01:59:30,500 --> 01:59:30,760
You know.

3011
01:59:30,840 --> 01:59:31,760
The whole main line.

3012
01:59:31,840 --> 01:59:32,440
And scenario.

3013
01:59:33,120 --> 01:59:33,700
Go really.

3014
01:59:33,940 --> 01:59:34,700
Really smoothly.

3015
01:59:35,840 --> 01:59:37,140
Maybe we could take it back.

3016
01:59:37,300 --> 01:59:37,320
And.

3017
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:39,800
Vaccines are going to become commonplace.

3018
01:59:39,940 --> 01:59:42,340
People are just going to be jacking up in the street.

3019
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:44,680
Jacking the beanstalk.

3020
01:59:45,120 --> 01:59:46,400
That's what it's going to be like.

3021
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:47,420
And.

3022
01:59:48,200 --> 01:59:48,540
But.

3023
01:59:48,680 --> 01:59:49,880
But it's not going to be like.

3024
01:59:50,040 --> 01:59:50,520
The dope.

3025
01:59:50,520 --> 01:59:52,420
Where people are going to be zombified.

3026
01:59:52,620 --> 01:59:52,920
Like this.

3027
01:59:57,120 --> 01:59:58,480
It's going to be hope.

3028
01:59:58,880 --> 01:59:59,280
Because.

3029
01:59:59,660 --> 02:00:01,020
It's going to give them a bit of a pep.

3030
02:00:01,660 --> 02:00:03,100
They're going to be injecting into.

3031
02:00:03,300 --> 02:00:04,340
Trying to find veins.

3032
02:00:04,460 --> 02:00:05,040
To inject.

3033
02:00:05,420 --> 02:00:06,140
Milk thistle.

3034
02:00:06,820 --> 02:00:08,620
Trying to inject vitamin D.

3035
02:00:08,820 --> 02:00:09,420
Trying to inject.

3036
02:00:09,640 --> 02:00:10,560
Apple cider vinegar.

3037
02:00:11,260 --> 02:00:11,700
Or even.

3038
02:00:11,880 --> 02:00:13,580
If they don't have apple cider.

3039
02:00:13,960 --> 02:00:15,660
Maybe even a different kind of acidic.

3040
02:00:16,420 --> 02:00:16,780
Maybe.

3041
02:00:17,120 --> 02:00:19,040
Chip shop vinegar by chef.

3042
02:00:19,860 --> 02:00:20,700
Maybe you could.

3043
02:00:20,860 --> 02:00:21,640
Put that in there.

3044
02:00:21,740 --> 02:00:22,400
Would that be okay?

3045
02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:23,640
Well look.

3046
02:00:23,640 --> 02:00:25,560
If you're putting apple cider vinegar.

3047
02:00:25,900 --> 02:00:28,040
I doubt it's going to make much of a difference.

3048
02:00:28,220 --> 02:00:29,880
If you just use the chip shop stuff.

3049
02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:31,400
Chip chaff.

3050
02:00:32,440 --> 02:00:32,900
Yeah.

3051
02:00:33,040 --> 02:00:34,480
Chip shop vinegar by chef.

3052
02:00:34,820 --> 02:00:37,400
It's got a black or a brown color.

3053
02:00:37,900 --> 02:00:39,340
We don't know what the story is.

3054
02:00:39,340 --> 02:00:41,460
But it tastes fucking mighty.

3055
02:00:42,120 --> 02:00:43,440
On chips and fish.

3056
02:00:44,360 --> 02:00:46,620
So you do the mathematics on that.

3057
02:00:46,620 --> 02:00:48,120
The mathematics here.

3058
02:00:48,260 --> 02:00:49,300
Is it's one goal apiece.

3059
02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:51,340
And a goal for either team here.

3060
02:00:51,660 --> 02:00:52,940
Could fucking clinch the title.

3061
02:00:53,360 --> 02:00:53,860
McTominay.

3062
02:00:54,220 --> 02:00:56,340
Looking to clinch a bit of ball winning work.

3063
02:00:56,440 --> 02:00:57,500
There in the middle field.

3064
02:00:57,840 --> 02:00:59,020
As a clutch player.

3065
02:00:59,260 --> 02:00:59,720
For United.

3066
02:01:00,320 --> 02:01:02,760
But it's given away sheepishly.

3067
02:01:03,100 --> 02:01:03,920
To Villarreal.

3068
02:01:03,920 --> 02:01:04,100
To Villarreal.

3069
02:01:04,420 --> 02:01:04,900
Who now.

3070
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:05,420
Look.

3071
02:01:05,580 --> 02:01:06,280
To be mounting.

3072
02:01:06,480 --> 02:01:08,140
A mason mounted attack.

3073
02:01:08,380 --> 02:01:09,940
Down the right hand side hatch.

3074
02:01:10,320 --> 02:01:10,900
The ball.

3075
02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:12,840
Chance to go into the box with it.

3076
02:01:12,940 --> 02:01:13,280
Maybe.

3077
02:01:13,720 --> 02:01:14,220
Options.

3078
02:01:14,580 --> 02:01:15,120
Dwindling.

3079
02:01:15,340 --> 02:01:16,640
They're passing it back now.

3080
02:01:16,700 --> 02:01:17,160
Villarreal.

3081
02:01:17,160 --> 02:01:17,680
Villarreal.

3082
02:01:17,680 --> 02:01:19,780
And that's something that looked like an attack.

3083
02:01:19,940 --> 02:01:22,520
Has turned into a damp squid.

3084
02:01:22,880 --> 02:01:23,520
At the moment.

3085
02:01:23,940 --> 02:01:24,500
Floundering.

3086
02:01:24,640 --> 02:01:26,920
In the waters of their own ignorance.

3087
02:01:27,120 --> 02:01:27,760
Are Villarreal.

3088
02:01:28,140 --> 02:01:30,040
As they try to pass around that fucking.

3089
02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:32,100
Size five regulation ball.

3090
02:01:32,180 --> 02:01:32,840
They found Baca.

3091
02:01:33,160 --> 02:01:35,440
And Baca puts the ball into the back of the sack.

3092
02:01:35,560 --> 02:01:37,880
And it's gone over their head of Wan-Bissaka.

3093
02:01:37,880 --> 02:01:39,220
And it's hit Luke Shaw.

3094
02:01:39,540 --> 02:01:40,780
And it's rolled out.

3095
02:01:40,920 --> 02:01:42,260
Into the back of beyond.

3096
02:01:42,680 --> 02:01:43,580
The referee however.

3097
02:01:43,940 --> 02:01:44,280
Says.

3098
02:01:44,640 --> 02:01:45,580
It's a goal kick.

3099
02:01:45,680 --> 02:01:48,200
So it must have touched a Villarreal shirt man.

3100
02:01:48,660 --> 02:01:49,240
And who knows.

3101
02:01:49,360 --> 02:01:50,600
David Degaya puts that ball.

3102
02:01:50,860 --> 02:01:51,800
Onto the six yarder.

3103
02:01:51,840 --> 02:01:53,200
He's going to blast it away.

3104
02:01:53,580 --> 02:01:54,860
As and when he can.

3105
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:55,540
And he.

3106
02:01:57,300 --> 02:01:58,180
And he does.

3107
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:00,900
And he did.

3108
02:02:01,200 --> 02:02:02,920
And it passed back to him from Lindelof.

3109
02:02:03,220 --> 02:02:04,120
They're trying to play that.

3110
02:02:04,620 --> 02:02:04,980
Cool.

3111
02:02:05,080 --> 02:02:05,460
Calm.

3112
02:02:05,820 --> 02:02:06,220
Cucumber.

3113
02:02:06,220 --> 02:02:07,300
He's going to pass it away.

3114
02:02:08,240 --> 02:02:09,660
And it's not working out for him.

3115
02:02:10,020 --> 02:02:10,420
Whatsoever.

3116
02:02:10,600 --> 02:02:11,240
And I gotta tell you.

3117
02:02:11,860 --> 02:02:14,380
It's nice to be able to drink as well Tom.

3118
02:02:17,100 --> 02:02:18,640
Drinking in jail as well we are.

3119
02:02:19,340 --> 02:02:20,460
That's fucking incredible.

3120
02:02:20,600 --> 02:02:20,920
Because.

3121
02:02:21,500 --> 02:02:23,040
I just reached for a bottle.

3122
02:02:23,220 --> 02:02:26,420
The same time you said you've started drinking in jail as well.

3123
02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:27,140
Here come.

3124
02:02:27,400 --> 02:02:27,580
Oh.

3125
02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:28,180
Villarreal.

3126
02:02:28,940 --> 02:02:29,380
Chance.

3127
02:02:29,680 --> 02:02:30,580
Would be a fine thing.

3128
02:02:30,840 --> 02:02:31,680
They had a chance.

3129
02:02:32,000 --> 02:02:33,520
And the shot was not a fine thing.

3130
02:02:33,940 --> 02:02:34,700
It was terrible.

3131
02:02:35,180 --> 02:02:35,540
Bad.

3132
02:02:35,720 --> 02:02:36,000
Bad.

3133
02:02:36,140 --> 02:02:36,400
Bad.

3134
02:02:36,460 --> 02:02:36,700
Bad.

3135
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:36,980
Bad.

3136
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:37,040
Bad.

3137
02:02:37,040 --> 02:02:37,200
Bad.

3138
02:02:37,200 --> 02:02:38,080
Bad scenario there.

3139
02:02:38,500 --> 02:02:40,080
From the Villarrealese.

3140
02:02:46,080 --> 02:02:47,220
Crazy bit of business.

3141
02:02:49,420 --> 02:02:50,440
Crazy bit of business.

3142
02:02:50,540 --> 02:02:51,020
All together.

3143
02:02:51,800 --> 02:02:54,440
Funny you should mention the damp squid there.

3144
02:02:55,240 --> 02:02:55,500
Um.

3145
02:02:55,580 --> 02:02:59,940
I had a bit of fucking salt and chili pepper squid there from the Chinese.

3146
02:03:00,300 --> 02:03:01,000
The other night.

3147
02:03:01,700 --> 02:03:02,560
Any nice Tom?

3148
02:03:02,660 --> 02:03:03,220
Any nice?

3149
02:03:04,600 --> 02:03:06,060
It was fucking damp.

3150
02:03:06,380 --> 02:03:07,460
The squid was damp.

3151
02:03:09,040 --> 02:03:12,280
So you literally had a damn squid for your dinner.

3152
02:03:12,760 --> 02:03:14,900
Or whenever it was that you ordered that Chinese.

3153
02:03:15,980 --> 02:03:17,600
About half eleven.

3154
02:03:18,320 --> 02:03:19,500
Half eleven at night.

3155
02:03:20,240 --> 02:03:21,680
I wanted some uh.

3156
02:03:22,360 --> 02:03:22,840
Snacks.

3157
02:03:23,140 --> 02:03:25,700
So I put in the order of a care package.

3158
02:03:25,820 --> 02:03:27,820
The usual Tommy Schlug care package.

3159
02:03:28,000 --> 02:03:29,280
Of eleven o'clock at night.

3160
02:03:29,340 --> 02:03:29,340
Thank you.

3161
02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:29,400
Thank you.

3162
02:03:29,400 --> 02:03:29,400
Thank you.

3163
02:03:30,940 --> 02:03:31,380
Ah.

3164
02:03:31,660 --> 02:03:32,360
Sorry Tom.

3165
02:03:32,420 --> 02:03:33,280
That's the fucking bet.

3166
02:03:33,380 --> 02:03:33,800
Sorry to.

3167
02:03:34,040 --> 02:03:34,320
Anyway.

3168
02:03:34,580 --> 02:03:35,240
And again.

3169
02:03:35,360 --> 02:03:35,620
Sorry.

3170
02:03:36,580 --> 02:03:36,780
Oh.

3171
02:03:37,080 --> 02:03:37,600
Villarreal.

3172
02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:38,240
Chance.

3173
02:03:38,460 --> 02:03:39,000
Over the bar.

3174
02:03:39,480 --> 02:03:39,820
Uh.

3175
02:03:39,940 --> 02:03:42,940
I said I wouldn't burp or belch for the rest of the stream.

3176
02:03:43,460 --> 02:03:45,640
But you know what I mean.

3177
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:48,100
It just went that way.

3178
02:03:48,440 --> 02:03:50,400
And Fred is about to come onto the pitch now.

3179
02:03:50,560 --> 02:03:53,700
He is coming on to replace Mason Greenwood.

3180
02:03:54,900 --> 02:03:57,100
The young fella Mason Greenwood.

3181
02:03:57,100 --> 02:04:01,360
Has seen the end of his final match.

3182
02:04:02,460 --> 02:04:03,020
For Man U.

3183
02:04:03,140 --> 02:04:04,540
Or the final.

3184
02:04:04,680 --> 02:04:05,160
The European.

3185
02:04:05,360 --> 02:04:06,400
The UEFA Cup final.

3186
02:04:06,540 --> 02:04:06,620
Sure.

3187
02:04:08,680 --> 02:04:10,140
Get it together Francis.

3188
02:04:10,860 --> 02:04:17,200
This really is a disappointing analytical commentary that you're providing.

3189
02:04:17,920 --> 02:04:19,520
Try him on the fucking beers like.

3190
02:04:19,640 --> 02:04:20,500
What come on again you do.

3191
02:04:20,640 --> 02:04:22,020
Is this just a game of football like.

3192
02:04:22,120 --> 02:04:22,420
You know what.

3193
02:04:22,460 --> 02:04:23,080
What are you after.

3194
02:04:23,240 --> 02:04:25,280
You want the real shit is it.

3195
02:04:25,940 --> 02:04:28,680
Put on the telly and listen to the boys who played the match.

3196
02:04:29,160 --> 02:04:29,880
Wax lyrically.

3197
02:04:30,400 --> 02:04:30,760
If you want.

3198
02:04:30,840 --> 02:04:31,280
If you want.

3199
02:04:31,540 --> 02:04:31,940
The fucking.

3200
02:04:32,240 --> 02:04:33,160
The two cents.

3201
02:04:33,840 --> 02:04:35,480
From a salt of the earth criminal.

3202
02:04:36,300 --> 02:04:37,400
Then you've come here.

3203
02:04:38,060 --> 02:04:39,900
And you're listening to it right here right now.

3204
02:04:40,580 --> 02:04:41,660
And I gotta tell you something.

3205
02:04:42,580 --> 02:04:43,020
And you.

3206
02:04:43,440 --> 02:04:44,860
Are trying to contain.

3207
02:04:44,860 --> 02:04:46,260
Really real at the moment.

3208
02:04:47,300 --> 02:04:49,200
Contain them on a hundred minutes gone.

3209
02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:51,860
And it's looking like they can't contain them.

3210
02:04:54,180 --> 02:04:55,460
We wind it up.

3211
02:04:55,540 --> 02:04:56,380
Thank you very much.

3212
02:04:56,980 --> 02:04:57,500
Very very.

3213
02:04:57,700 --> 02:04:58,300
Very kindly.

3214
02:04:58,420 --> 02:04:59,320
I hope you're doing well.

3215
02:05:00,140 --> 02:05:01,260
What time is that Aidan.

3216
02:05:01,380 --> 02:05:02,640
Thanks for a quick response.

3217
02:05:03,020 --> 02:05:04,000
Says Jay Dunn.

3218
02:05:04,200 --> 02:05:04,700
Let's have a look.

3219
02:05:04,780 --> 02:05:05,760
What was Aidan's thing.

3220
02:05:06,400 --> 02:05:07,120
Billy Ross.

3221
02:05:07,260 --> 02:05:07,920
Each way.

3222
02:05:08,020 --> 02:05:09,140
Mayor of Easttown.

3223
02:05:09,500 --> 02:05:10,260
Says Aidan.

3224
02:05:11,060 --> 02:05:12,180
What did Jay Dunn say.

3225
02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:14,100
I've gotten my Polish house clean.

3226
02:05:14,340 --> 02:05:15,260
Oh Jesus Christ.

3227
02:05:15,500 --> 02:05:16,060
All right.

3228
02:05:16,120 --> 02:05:16,240
Yeah.

3229
02:05:16,980 --> 02:05:17,260
Ah.

3230
02:05:18,480 --> 02:05:19,380
And that's why.

3231
02:05:19,520 --> 02:05:21,020
You shouldn't read the chat really.

3232
02:05:21,160 --> 02:05:21,800
It always just.

3233
02:05:21,800 --> 02:05:23,240
Just descends into a bloody.

3234
02:05:24,320 --> 02:05:25,600
An anecdote about.

3235
02:05:26,000 --> 02:05:26,400
Someone.

3236
02:05:26,640 --> 02:05:27,640
Getting someone else.

3237
02:05:28,080 --> 02:05:28,480
Yes.

3238
02:05:28,620 --> 02:05:28,960
Not right.

3239
02:05:31,760 --> 02:05:33,700
Bit of consternation there in the chat.

3240
02:05:33,780 --> 02:05:33,980
Is it.

3241
02:05:34,260 --> 02:05:36,480
I don't even bother looking at the fucking chat.

3242
02:05:36,580 --> 02:05:37,000
At the moment.

3243
02:05:37,140 --> 02:05:37,580
From prison.

3244
02:05:37,720 --> 02:05:37,960
Because.

3245
02:05:38,360 --> 02:05:40,340
That would mean having to get another monitor in.

3246
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:41,860
So I can only watch the game.

3247
02:05:42,440 --> 02:05:43,060
But I.

3248
02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:43,740
Unfortunately.

3249
02:05:44,000 --> 02:05:45,940
I can't read the chat.

3250
02:05:46,080 --> 02:05:46,800
But Tommy can.

3251
02:05:48,220 --> 02:05:48,460
Yeah.

3252
02:05:48,580 --> 02:05:48,900
I've.

3253
02:05:49,020 --> 02:05:49,320
I've.

3254
02:05:49,320 --> 02:05:50,040
I've just said.

3255
02:05:50,240 --> 02:05:51,160
I was reading it here.

3256
02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:53,320
Tis not Billy Ray Cyrus at all on the mail.

3257
02:05:54,160 --> 02:05:54,920
What are you drinking?

3258
02:05:55,920 --> 02:05:57,620
Some gas crack in the chat.

3259
02:05:57,720 --> 02:05:58,300
As well.

3260
02:05:59,320 --> 02:06:00,840
I'll have to take your word for it.

3261
02:06:01,500 --> 02:06:02,140
At the moment.

3262
02:06:02,920 --> 02:06:03,420
And Jay.

3263
02:06:03,420 --> 02:06:04,300
Jay Dunn says.

3264
02:06:04,440 --> 02:06:05,500
I need your help Francis.

3265
02:06:05,640 --> 02:06:06,220
I'm begging you.

3266
02:06:06,740 --> 02:06:07,780
Go for it Jay Dunn.

3267
02:06:07,920 --> 02:06:08,800
You need the help.

3268
02:06:09,100 --> 02:06:09,840
You're begging us.

3269
02:06:10,060 --> 02:06:10,520
Go for it.

3270
02:06:11,100 --> 02:06:11,800
We want to hear.

3271
02:06:11,940 --> 02:06:13,780
We want to hear all about it.

3272
02:06:17,220 --> 02:06:17,660
Yeah.

3273
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:18,560
We're waiting there.

3274
02:06:19,260 --> 02:06:21,260
We're waiting for Jay Dunn to respond.

3275
02:06:21,720 --> 02:06:21,980
No.

3276
02:06:23,060 --> 02:06:23,600
Villarreal.

3277
02:06:23,600 --> 02:06:23,760
Villarreal.

3278
02:06:23,760 --> 02:06:23,760
Villarreal.

3279
02:06:23,980 --> 02:06:26,700
Chance for a rattlesnake on the edge of the box.

3280
02:06:26,780 --> 02:06:27,880
It's not working out for them.

3281
02:06:28,120 --> 02:06:29,600
Counter attack from Man United.

3282
02:06:30,520 --> 02:06:30,960
Ah.

3283
02:06:31,080 --> 02:06:32,580
Rashford can't get to it on time.

3284
02:06:33,540 --> 02:06:34,020
And it's.

3285
02:06:34,020 --> 02:06:34,900
It's gone a big one.

3286
02:06:35,020 --> 02:06:36,100
Falling to Cavani though.

3287
02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:37,380
Tricky attacker.

3288
02:06:38,100 --> 02:06:39,300
And he's lost the ball.

3289
02:06:39,840 --> 02:06:40,400
Villarreal.

3290
02:06:40,400 --> 02:06:40,500
Villarreal.

3291
02:06:40,660 --> 02:06:41,000
Scramble.

3292
02:06:41,120 --> 02:06:43,240
Both teams are scrambled eggs at the moment.

3293
02:06:44,780 --> 02:06:45,880
Unable to really.

3294
02:06:46,820 --> 02:06:48,680
Get anything meaningful together.

3295
02:06:49,720 --> 02:06:51,160
They both teams are defending well.

3296
02:06:52,120 --> 02:06:52,960
Crazy bit of.

3297
02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:56,260
Crazy bit of business.

3298
02:07:02,760 --> 02:07:04,440
Can you get your money back.

3299
02:07:04,940 --> 02:07:06,480
From the fake Tommy coin.

3300
02:07:06,640 --> 02:07:07,460
I've lost it all.

3301
02:07:07,600 --> 02:07:08,520
I can't go home.

3302
02:07:08,620 --> 02:07:09,200
Kids crying.

3303
02:07:10,180 --> 02:07:10,780
Look lads.

3304
02:07:11,400 --> 02:07:12,840
If you were silly enough.

3305
02:07:13,500 --> 02:07:14,760
To not verify.

3306
02:07:15,480 --> 02:07:16,820
The owner of the.

3307
02:07:17,480 --> 02:07:19,740
To verify whether or not Tommy Schlug.

3308
02:07:20,300 --> 02:07:22,360
Was behind any websites.

3309
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:23,180
Or anything like that.

3310
02:07:23,560 --> 02:07:24,280
Then you've only.

3311
02:07:24,440 --> 02:07:25,160
Yourselves to blame.

3312
02:07:25,240 --> 02:07:26,040
I wouldn't say stupid.

3313
02:07:26,140 --> 02:07:27,060
Because there's a lot of people.

3314
02:07:27,240 --> 02:07:28,760
Preying upon the innocence.

3315
02:07:29,600 --> 02:07:30,780
Of the people out there.

3316
02:07:31,060 --> 02:07:32,100
Techno innocence.

3317
02:07:32,100 --> 02:07:33,660
Well I want to say.

3318
02:07:33,860 --> 02:07:35,120
You got to make sure.

3319
02:07:35,580 --> 02:07:36,900
That you're fucking double checking.

3320
02:07:37,400 --> 02:07:38,180
Every avenue.

3321
02:07:38,580 --> 02:07:39,620
You're dotting the I's.

3322
02:07:39,720 --> 02:07:40,840
You're crossing the T's.

3323
02:07:41,200 --> 02:07:42,020
And you're getting.

3324
02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:43,020
To grips.

3325
02:07:43,500 --> 02:07:44,740
With these scam artists.

3326
02:07:44,740 --> 02:07:45,660
Who are out there.

3327
02:07:45,980 --> 02:07:48,000
We know that the HSE hack.

3328
02:07:48,900 --> 02:07:49,620
Has happened.

3329
02:07:50,040 --> 02:07:50,640
We know that.

3330
02:07:50,860 --> 02:07:51,400
Our data.

3331
02:07:51,560 --> 02:07:52,160
Your data.

3332
02:07:52,340 --> 02:07:53,000
My data.

3333
02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:54,040
Is out there.

3334
02:07:54,460 --> 02:07:54,980
Villarreal.

3335
02:07:55,300 --> 02:07:56,520
Try to get a data ball.

3336
02:07:56,600 --> 02:07:56,960
Into the middle.

3337
02:07:56,960 --> 02:07:57,500
But the guy.

3338
02:07:57,580 --> 02:07:58,760
Holds on to the data.

3339
02:07:59,720 --> 02:08:00,120
And.

3340
02:08:00,640 --> 02:08:01,380
It's out there.

3341
02:08:01,460 --> 02:08:02,720
So people are going to be calling you.

3342
02:08:03,000 --> 02:08:03,880
People are going to be saying.

3343
02:08:04,020 --> 02:08:04,600
Tommy coin.

3344
02:08:05,140 --> 02:08:06,260
Come to the website here.

3345
02:08:06,320 --> 02:08:06,800
To buy it.

3346
02:08:07,220 --> 02:08:07,500
Lads.

3347
02:08:07,740 --> 02:08:09,080
There is no fucking website.

3348
02:08:09,480 --> 02:08:09,760
And if.

3349
02:08:09,900 --> 02:08:10,940
Someone has made it.

3350
02:08:11,080 --> 02:08:12,040
It's a scam.

3351
02:08:12,460 --> 02:08:12,800
Because.

3352
02:08:13,080 --> 02:08:13,560
Tommy coin.

3353
02:08:13,640 --> 02:08:15,220
Isn't even due to launch yet Tom.

3354
02:08:15,300 --> 02:08:16,240
When is it due to launch?

3355
02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:18,180
Well we still got.

3356
02:08:18,600 --> 02:08:19,140
A lot.

3357
02:08:19,520 --> 02:08:20,560
Of consternation.

3358
02:08:21,120 --> 02:08:21,560
Regarding.

3359
02:08:22,080 --> 02:08:23,120
The GPOs.

3360
02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:24,660
We still.

3361
02:08:24,940 --> 02:08:25,100
My.

3362
02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:25,740
My friend.

3363
02:08:25,740 --> 02:08:26,420
In front of me.

3364
02:08:26,600 --> 02:08:26,760
Now.

3365
02:08:26,860 --> 02:08:27,640
If we need another.

3366
02:08:27,900 --> 02:08:28,100
Three.

3367
02:08:28,740 --> 02:08:29,140
GPOs.

3368
02:08:29,560 --> 02:08:30,260
To really.

3369
02:08:30,920 --> 02:08:31,440
Successfully.

3370
02:08:31,600 --> 02:08:31,940
Launch.

3371
02:08:32,020 --> 02:08:32,460
The coin.

3372
02:08:33,400 --> 02:08:33,800
Completely.

3373
02:08:34,400 --> 02:08:35,320
One hundred percent.

3374
02:08:35,840 --> 02:08:36,220
And.

3375
02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:37,360
We only have one.

3376
02:08:37,440 --> 02:08:37,840
GPU.

3377
02:08:38,000 --> 02:08:38,480
At the moment.

3378
02:08:38,680 --> 02:08:38,840
So.

3379
02:08:39,120 --> 02:08:39,920
It's not much really.

3380
02:08:40,080 --> 02:08:40,480
I can fucking.

3381
02:08:40,880 --> 02:08:41,700
Tell you about that.

3382
02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:42,040
Do you know.

3383
02:08:43,700 --> 02:08:44,720
Crazy bit of business.

3384
02:08:47,840 --> 02:08:48,280
Absolute.

3385
02:08:48,360 --> 02:08:48,960
Crazy bit of business.

3386
02:08:49,040 --> 02:08:49,960
But I gotta tell you something.

3387
02:08:52,460 --> 02:08:53,280
The coin.

3388
02:08:53,560 --> 02:08:54,620
Still has value.

3389
02:08:55,200 --> 02:08:55,440
Says.

3390
02:08:55,560 --> 02:08:55,840
Blah.

3391
02:08:55,840 --> 02:08:56,260
Blah.

3392
02:08:56,300 --> 02:08:56,460
Blah.

3393
02:08:56,540 --> 02:08:56,780
Blah.

3394
02:08:56,840 --> 02:08:57,420
In the chat.

3395
02:08:59,260 --> 02:08:59,700
Foolish.

3396
02:08:59,780 --> 02:09:00,320
For Francis.

3397
02:09:00,480 --> 02:09:01,680
Not to have gotten in on it.

3398
02:09:01,980 --> 02:09:03,500
They're raking it in through the site.

3399
02:09:03,620 --> 02:09:03,800
Like.

3400
02:09:05,120 --> 02:09:06,100
I doubt that.

3401
02:09:06,440 --> 02:09:07,180
I doubt they are.

3402
02:09:08,440 --> 02:09:08,640
And.

3403
02:09:09,420 --> 02:09:10,040
If you.

3404
02:09:10,080 --> 02:09:10,700
If you are.

3405
02:09:10,920 --> 02:09:12,040
You're probably gonna get.

3406
02:09:12,420 --> 02:09:13,760
The tidiest out of it.

3407
02:09:13,840 --> 02:09:14,060
By.

3408
02:09:14,160 --> 02:09:15,380
The people who've paid you.

3409
02:09:15,740 --> 02:09:16,160
Because.

3410
02:09:16,660 --> 02:09:17,100
I know.

3411
02:09:17,220 --> 02:09:18,240
If I was a customer.

3412
02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:20,200
And I'd pay it for something.

3413
02:09:20,420 --> 02:09:20,520
And.

3414
02:09:20,620 --> 02:09:21,180
It turned out.

3415
02:09:21,240 --> 02:09:21,520
I was.

3416
02:09:21,640 --> 02:09:22,500
I'd been scammed.

3417
02:09:23,220 --> 02:09:24,720
I'd fucking come down on you.

3418
02:09:24,800 --> 02:09:25,020
Like.

3419
02:09:25,200 --> 02:09:25,560
Like.

3420
02:09:25,720 --> 02:09:25,900
Like.

3421
02:09:25,900 --> 02:09:26,060
Like a.

3422
02:09:26,400 --> 02:09:27,180
Clown of bricks.

3423
02:09:31,580 --> 02:09:31,980
Yeah.

3424
02:09:32,020 --> 02:09:33,760
I'd like to second that motion as well.

3425
02:09:34,260 --> 02:09:35,200
I'd come down on you.

3426
02:09:35,240 --> 02:09:36,860
Like a fucking consignment.

3427
02:09:37,160 --> 02:09:38,520
Of solid concrete.

3428
02:09:39,360 --> 02:09:40,340
I'd come down on you.

3429
02:09:40,340 --> 02:09:41,580
Like a truck full of steel.

3430
02:09:42,780 --> 02:09:43,820
Fucking come down on you.

3431
02:09:43,880 --> 02:09:44,660
Like a clown.

3432
02:09:44,980 --> 02:09:46,300
A clown full of.

3433
02:09:46,920 --> 02:09:47,760
Of potpourri.

3434
02:09:48,620 --> 02:09:49,500
In a bowl.

3435
02:09:50,480 --> 02:09:50,680
Yeah.

3436
02:09:50,680 --> 02:09:52,000
A bowl full of potpourri.

3437
02:09:52,100 --> 02:09:52,660
In a clown.

3438
02:09:53,000 --> 02:09:54,040
In a clown's hat.

3439
02:09:56,840 --> 02:09:57,280
Yeah.

3440
02:09:57,340 --> 02:09:57,780
Pricks.

3441
02:09:59,400 --> 02:10:00,420
Other than that.

3442
02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:02,000
Fair play to anyone.

3443
02:10:02,000 --> 02:10:04,020
Who's managed to get up off their arse.

3444
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:04,780
And make a website.

3445
02:10:05,540 --> 02:10:07,000
It speaks to the soul.

3446
02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:09,740
That there is that kind of ingenuity out there.

3447
02:10:10,460 --> 02:10:10,660
And.

3448
02:10:10,820 --> 02:10:11,540
Fair play.

3449
02:10:12,540 --> 02:10:12,960
If you.

3450
02:10:13,020 --> 02:10:13,420
If you're.

3451
02:10:13,500 --> 02:10:14,500
If you're up to scratch.

3452
02:10:14,860 --> 02:10:16,780
And you can get your arse into gear.

3453
02:10:17,320 --> 02:10:18,480
And you make a website.

3454
02:10:19,060 --> 02:10:20,320
And you can con people.

3455
02:10:20,500 --> 02:10:21,460
And become a scammer.

3456
02:10:21,920 --> 02:10:22,240
Then.

3457
02:10:22,400 --> 02:10:23,020
That's fucking.

3458
02:10:23,480 --> 02:10:23,960
That's.

3459
02:10:24,340 --> 02:10:25,220
Hats off to you.

3460
02:10:26,160 --> 02:10:26,420
But.

3461
02:10:26,560 --> 02:10:27,460
At the same time.

3462
02:10:28,900 --> 02:10:29,260
You're.

3463
02:10:29,340 --> 02:10:30,200
You're playing with fire.

3464
02:10:30,460 --> 02:10:32,020
And you're gonna get brought behind.

3465
02:10:32,360 --> 02:10:33,400
Before the judge.

3466
02:10:33,820 --> 02:10:35,760
And then you'll be behind bars lads.

3467
02:10:36,760 --> 02:10:39,420
You'll be behind solid bars of steel.

3468
02:10:40,420 --> 02:10:41,600
You thought you were gonna be.

3469
02:10:43,600 --> 02:10:44,980
Behind bars of gold.

3470
02:10:45,980 --> 02:10:47,100
There's no gold lads.

3471
02:10:47,520 --> 02:10:49,340
There's no gold at the end of the rainbow.

3472
02:10:49,500 --> 02:10:50,660
You're fucking cruising for.

3473
02:10:51,320 --> 02:10:52,560
You're cruising for a brusum.

3474
02:10:54,240 --> 02:10:54,540
You're.

3475
02:10:54,660 --> 02:10:55,820
You're cruising for a brusum.

3476
02:10:59,700 --> 02:11:00,220
Half time.

3477
02:11:00,300 --> 02:11:01,160
Extra time here.

3478
02:11:01,420 --> 02:11:02,500
At Gdansk.

3479
02:11:02,500 --> 02:11:02,800
Thanks for the tip.

3480
02:11:03,280 --> 02:11:03,620
Ricky.

3481
02:11:03,800 --> 02:11:04,960
Thank you very much for the tip.

3482
02:11:05,460 --> 02:11:06,260
How are the lads?

3483
02:11:06,340 --> 02:11:07,160
Hope you're doing well.

3484
02:11:07,560 --> 02:11:08,100
We're grand.

3485
02:11:08,200 --> 02:11:08,680
At the moment.

3486
02:11:08,780 --> 02:11:08,900
Yeah.

3487
02:11:09,020 --> 02:11:09,640
Still in prison.

3488
02:11:10,060 --> 02:11:10,640
Shit buzz.

3489
02:11:11,120 --> 02:11:12,440
Looking to get out of here though.

3490
02:11:12,560 --> 02:11:13,460
Soon enough.

3491
02:11:13,560 --> 02:11:14,760
As soon as I can.

3492
02:11:16,240 --> 02:11:16,660
And.

3493
02:11:16,660 --> 02:11:17,440
I'm looking at.

3494
02:11:17,540 --> 02:11:18,340
Alex Ferguson.

3495
02:11:18,720 --> 02:11:19,480
Waiting up in the room.

3496
02:11:19,480 --> 02:11:20,960
Rafters of Gdansk.

3497
02:11:21,820 --> 02:11:22,640
Like a.

3498
02:11:23,160 --> 02:11:24,720
An omnipresent.

3499
02:11:25,000 --> 02:11:26,180
God like figure.

3500
02:11:26,740 --> 02:11:28,180
Who rules the roost.

3501
02:11:28,360 --> 02:11:30,440
Over the Man United crown sphere.

3502
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:31,160
At the moment.

3503
02:11:31,900 --> 02:11:32,920
And I gotta say.

3504
02:11:32,980 --> 02:11:33,240
He's.

3505
02:11:33,300 --> 02:11:34,200
He's doing well.

3506
02:11:34,720 --> 02:11:35,780
For a man of his.

3507
02:11:36,220 --> 02:11:36,660
Age.

3508
02:11:37,340 --> 02:11:37,740
And.

3509
02:11:37,980 --> 02:11:38,420
Drinking.

3510
02:11:38,760 --> 02:11:39,360
Capability.

3511
02:11:39,720 --> 02:11:40,480
He's doing well.

3512
02:11:41,640 --> 02:11:42,380
He's doing well.

3513
02:11:42,700 --> 02:11:43,600
He's looking well.

3514
02:11:44,020 --> 02:11:44,580
He's having.

3515
02:11:44,780 --> 02:11:45,620
He's looking healthy.

3516
02:11:46,160 --> 02:11:47,240
He's living a healthy life.

3517
02:11:47,680 --> 02:11:49,080
And I was reading an interview there.

3518
02:11:49,080 --> 02:11:49,440
recently.

3519
02:11:49,440 --> 02:11:50,060
Enough of them.

3520
02:11:50,600 --> 02:11:51,140
What are you saying?

3521
02:11:51,200 --> 02:11:52,220
It could have been all over.

3522
02:11:56,720 --> 02:11:57,500
Sorry lads.

3523
02:11:58,460 --> 02:12:00,300
Just really sorry about that one.

3524
02:12:01,080 --> 02:12:02,060
Crazy bit of business.

3525
02:12:02,820 --> 02:12:04,320
Bit of an air bubble in my throat.

3526
02:12:04,420 --> 02:12:04,740
As well.

3527
02:12:04,780 --> 02:12:05,280
Then afterwards.

3528
02:12:05,420 --> 02:12:06,700
It made me sound like a.

3529
02:12:06,700 --> 02:12:07,880
A weird baddie.

3530
02:12:08,380 --> 02:12:08,980
A kind of.

3531
02:12:09,220 --> 02:12:10,000
A meek.

3532
02:12:10,720 --> 02:12:11,100
Baddie.

3533
02:12:11,760 --> 02:12:12,560
Thank you very much.

3534
02:12:12,560 --> 02:12:13,040
Ricky.

3535
02:12:13,040 --> 02:12:13,960
How are the lads?

3536
02:12:14,040 --> 02:12:14,560
Hope you're well.

3537
02:12:14,660 --> 02:12:15,320
We're grand.

3538
02:12:15,540 --> 02:12:16,560
We're fucking getting on.

3539
02:12:16,600 --> 02:12:17,000
Well man.

3540
02:12:17,100 --> 02:12:17,300
Look.

3541
02:12:17,500 --> 02:12:18,620
We're watching the match.

3542
02:12:19,140 --> 02:12:20,540
And we're sinking the fucking.

3543
02:12:20,540 --> 02:12:21,340
The bottles.

3544
02:12:22,040 --> 02:12:22,580
It's just.

3545
02:12:22,940 --> 02:12:23,920
It's a lovely.

3546
02:12:23,920 --> 02:12:23,940
It's a lovely.

3547
02:12:23,940 --> 02:12:24,940
May night.

3548
02:12:25,460 --> 02:12:26,920
Where there's no troubles.

3549
02:12:26,920 --> 02:12:28,180
For the 90 minutes.

3550
02:12:28,180 --> 02:12:29,740
And then they added extra time.

3551
02:12:30,240 --> 02:12:30,680
We won.

3552
02:12:30,800 --> 02:12:32,040
At 16 to one.

3553
02:12:32,520 --> 02:12:32,940
Possibly.

3554
02:12:33,100 --> 02:12:33,640
Six euro.

3555
02:12:33,800 --> 02:12:34,480
In the back pocket.

3556
02:12:34,600 --> 02:12:34,960
Tino.

3557
02:12:36,120 --> 02:12:37,080
Edinson Cavani.

3558
02:12:37,160 --> 02:12:37,440
Score.

3559
02:12:37,540 --> 02:12:37,980
In the time.

3560
02:12:38,140 --> 02:12:38,660
1-1.

3561
02:12:38,760 --> 02:12:39,080
Final.

3562
02:12:39,220 --> 02:12:39,400
Score.

3563
02:12:39,520 --> 02:12:40,200
After 90 minutes.

3564
02:12:40,280 --> 02:12:40,520
Job.

3565
02:12:41,040 --> 02:12:41,380
We've.

3566
02:12:41,460 --> 02:12:41,780
With the.

3567
02:12:42,320 --> 02:12:43,200
We were Billy.

3568
02:12:43,200 --> 02:12:44,000
Betted out of it.

3569
02:12:44,100 --> 02:12:44,240
Like.

3570
02:12:44,320 --> 02:12:45,100
It's fucking grand.

3571
02:12:45,220 --> 02:12:46,260
And it's nice to be doing.

3572
02:12:46,500 --> 02:12:47,280
The football again.

3573
02:12:47,460 --> 02:12:47,860
Lazy.

3574
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:48,600
Bit of broadcast.

3575
02:12:48,780 --> 02:12:49,400
Thank you very much.

3576
02:12:49,740 --> 02:12:50,620
Sharpen up the hair.

3577
02:12:50,980 --> 02:12:51,300
Tommaso.

3578
02:12:52,560 --> 02:12:53,520
Sharpen up the hair.

3579
02:12:54,200 --> 02:12:56,180
Why didn't you sharpen up yourself man?

3580
02:12:57,020 --> 02:12:57,840
Coming in here.

3581
02:12:58,260 --> 02:12:59,360
Talking the big talk.

3582
02:12:59,600 --> 02:13:00,500
With the big swag.

3583
02:13:01,100 --> 02:13:02,020
Thanks for the tip though.

3584
02:13:02,280 --> 02:13:03,020
It's very kind of you.

3585
02:13:03,320 --> 02:13:04,220
I hope you're doing well.

3586
02:13:04,720 --> 02:13:05,360
And Tommy.

3587
02:13:05,500 --> 02:13:06,620
Tommy Vax instead.

3588
02:13:07,140 --> 02:13:08,480
Don't read comment on.

3589
02:13:08,620 --> 02:13:09,200
On stream.

3590
02:13:09,380 --> 02:13:09,720
Please.

3591
02:13:10,560 --> 02:13:10,780
So.

3592
02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:11,700
Anyway.

3593
02:13:12,080 --> 02:13:12,960
Thanks for confirming.

3594
02:13:13,180 --> 02:13:13,740
That you don't.

3595
02:13:13,920 --> 02:13:13,920
And.

3596
02:13:14,180 --> 02:13:15,340
Some lad in Gort.

3597
02:13:15,380 --> 02:13:16,840
Has set up a Tommy Kind website.

3598
02:13:17,020 --> 02:13:18,000
Charging for Kindwars.

3599
02:13:18,140 --> 02:13:19,420
Registered name on the website.

3600
02:13:19,560 --> 02:13:20,060
Redacted.

3601
02:13:20,340 --> 02:13:21,560
22 day countdown.

3602
02:13:21,880 --> 02:13:22,040
O'clock.

3603
02:13:22,340 --> 02:13:22,640
Oh yeah.

3604
02:13:23,020 --> 02:13:23,300
Well.

3605
02:13:23,560 --> 02:13:23,820
Look.

3606
02:13:24,360 --> 02:13:25,820
Who knows what the fuck is going on.

3607
02:13:26,020 --> 02:13:26,620
Some lad in.

3608
02:13:26,680 --> 02:13:27,700
If some lad in Gort.

3609
02:13:27,760 --> 02:13:28,260
Is doing it.

3610
02:13:28,940 --> 02:13:29,320
In the.

3611
02:13:29,840 --> 02:13:30,320
Then.

3612
02:13:30,560 --> 02:13:32,260
It'll be some lad in court.

3613
02:13:32,800 --> 02:13:34,240
In front of Judge Mary Devon.

3614
02:13:34,340 --> 02:13:34,880
Soon enough.

3615
02:13:35,000 --> 02:13:35,780
That's what he'll be.

3616
02:13:36,060 --> 02:13:36,740
Ha ha ha ha.

3617
02:13:36,740 --> 02:13:39,220
Ha ha ha.

3618
02:13:40,020 --> 02:13:41,340
Some lad in Gort.

3619
02:13:41,600 --> 02:13:42,780
Who set the website up.

3620
02:13:43,280 --> 02:13:43,560
Well.

3621
02:13:44,000 --> 02:13:44,420
I tell you.

3622
02:13:44,660 --> 02:13:45,700
As Tommy said there.

3623
02:13:46,040 --> 02:13:47,640
It'll be some lad in court.

3624
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:48,700
Soon enough.

3625
02:13:49,100 --> 02:13:50,040
When he gets done.

3626
02:13:50,500 --> 02:13:51,200
For fucking.

3627
02:13:51,200 --> 02:13:51,660
Uh.

3628
02:13:51,660 --> 02:13:52,180
Fraud.

3629
02:13:53,800 --> 02:13:55,140
Lovely bit of business there.

3630
02:13:55,140 --> 02:13:56,860
I gotta tell you something.

3631
02:13:57,280 --> 02:13:58,460
It's a lovely bit of business here.

3632
02:13:58,560 --> 02:13:59,160
Second half.

3633
02:13:59,220 --> 02:13:59,780
Extra time.

3634
02:14:00,040 --> 02:14:00,780
Edinson Cavani.

3635
02:14:01,040 --> 02:14:01,660
Onside.

3636
02:14:02,060 --> 02:14:03,220
The goalkeeper comes out.

3637
02:14:03,220 --> 02:14:03,220
The goalkeeper comes out.

3638
02:14:03,520 --> 02:14:04,260
Blash it away.

3639
02:14:05,960 --> 02:14:06,480
Sorry.

3640
02:14:08,760 --> 02:14:09,320
Sorry.

3641
02:14:10,500 --> 02:14:11,460
You okay there Francis?

3642
02:14:12,200 --> 02:14:12,960
That's a bit of wind.

3643
02:14:13,340 --> 02:14:13,660
Again.

3644
02:14:13,980 --> 02:14:14,260
It's.

3645
02:14:14,260 --> 02:14:21,520
calm dish mayfield tonight for the uh the burps but i gotta hand it to me myself i'm doing well

3646
02:14:21,520 --> 02:14:28,360
at repressing most of them um unfortunately you are still hearing 10 to 15 percent of the burps

3647
02:14:28,360 --> 02:14:34,560
that are making their way out of my body i'm managing to uh sutterfuge my way out of the rest

3648
02:14:34,560 --> 02:14:40,380
of them by turning off the mic leaning away from the mic as i breathe out and uh sometimes just

3649
02:14:40,380 --> 02:14:46,380
occasionally switching to the uh to the adverts that we have while going on an epic belch fest

3650
02:14:46,380 --> 02:14:55,160
mobile ozill yeni technology rocky peace bars in your school rather erin hern yet

3651
02:14:55,160 --> 02:15:08,660
we all right 30 tl 1000 tl percent 100 turkey ninig mobile by 17 mobile bass mobile ozill yeni

3652
02:15:08,660 --> 02:15:19,860
technology rocky peace bar mobile bass the world leader in uh turkish betting syndicates

3653
02:15:19,860 --> 02:15:27,080
and i gotta tell you something i thought i'd had it with gambling but then i found out about the

3654
02:15:27,080 --> 02:15:32,980
turkish betting syndicate i thought fucking hell just when i thought i was out lads you reel me back in

3655
02:15:32,980 --> 02:15:41,540
and it's great i don't know if you're you're into uh problem gambling yourself but i do be have it i i love

3656
02:15:41,540 --> 02:15:46,180
a flutter on the fucking argentinian soccer at half two every weekday tuesday

3657
02:15:46,180 --> 02:15:53,680
and billy bett is the kind of app that really helps facilitate those deals because there's no fucking

3658
02:15:53,680 --> 02:15:59,980
check-up on you and they don't do that kind of reminder of uh you know when you put too much in

3659
02:15:59,980 --> 02:16:05,080
they do a reminder that you haven't put any money in you know when you get a notification oh rashford

3660
02:16:05,080 --> 02:16:11,580
fucking hell chance for him to score a goal there the good thing about the billy bett app is that they uh

3661
02:16:11,580 --> 02:16:16,500
they alert you when you haven't been gambling you know it's like it's been a day or two you haven't put

3662
02:16:16,500 --> 02:16:22,140
any bets on what's the story maybe you want to get involved in this nine to two price that we've put on

3663
02:16:22,140 --> 02:16:31,240
and sebi baladerlos making the fucking golden eagle at the 17th in van de beek thank you very much

3664
02:16:31,240 --> 02:16:36,100
herbal blumenthal for the tip and great craig as always mate i hope you're doing well

3665
02:16:36,100 --> 02:16:43,480
see me the sack thanks very much any billy bett odds and when the gruig will get the chop lads tom

3666
02:16:43,480 --> 02:16:53,880
yeah look any billy bett app and any billy bett odds on whether or not this uh situation let's just

3667
02:16:53,880 --> 02:17:00,360
call it let's call it spade spade here it's a situation which has got out of control any odds

3668
02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:05,120
on when that's going to be clipped or chipped we don't know because we're not particularly sure

3669
02:17:05,120 --> 02:17:13,380
what's going to happen but dan james is having to study a load of uh paperwork and bump at the side

3670
02:17:13,380 --> 02:17:20,420
of the pitch there a load of assistance to the manager of giving dan james a ring binder which has

3671
02:17:20,420 --> 02:17:28,340
laminated uh sheets of paper on it which show uh formations strategies plays and and whatnot

3672
02:17:28,340 --> 02:17:35,060
all we do know is that rashford is coming up and maybe dan james is going to get involved

3673
02:17:35,060 --> 02:17:41,720
there and i believe you have something to say about dan james time uh francis

3674
02:17:41,720 --> 02:18:01,260
yeah dan james is nippy on the wing for united and wales yeah dan james is after you dan james is

3675
02:18:01,260 --> 02:18:03,540
after you. It's coming on now.

3676
02:18:03,860 --> 02:18:05,760
His name is Dan James.

3677
02:18:06,000 --> 02:18:07,680
Danny Jimmy. Danny Jimmy.

3678
02:18:07,880 --> 02:18:08,660
Danny Jimmy.

3679
02:18:10,100 --> 02:18:11,640
The round whales

3680
02:18:11,640 --> 02:18:13,260
they call him Danny Jimmy.

3681
02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:15,080
Danny Jimmy. Danny Jimmy.

3682
02:18:15,920 --> 02:18:17,320
Edinson Cavani

3683
02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:19,240
leads the ball off to Shaw.

3684
02:18:19,460 --> 02:18:21,400
Yeah. And Shaw

3685
02:18:21,400 --> 02:18:23,040
gives it back to Fred

3686
02:18:23,040 --> 02:18:25,480
who puts it into the middle of the

3687
02:18:25,480 --> 02:18:26,480
fucking pitch.

3688
02:18:27,740 --> 02:18:29,440
And they lose the ball to

3689
02:18:29,440 --> 02:18:31,440
Villarreal. We're gonna do

3690
02:18:31,440 --> 02:18:33,040
a little counter-attack now.

3691
02:18:33,540 --> 02:18:35,540
And a lovely floated ball

3692
02:18:35,540 --> 02:18:37,920
up to the front line.

3693
02:18:38,440 --> 02:18:39,500
Glancing header

3694
02:18:39,500 --> 02:18:41,660
leaves it on just fine. Lovely chance

3695
02:18:41,660 --> 02:18:43,780
for Villarreal but McTominay

3696
02:18:43,780 --> 02:18:45,560
covers well. Gives it

3697
02:18:45,560 --> 02:18:47,500
to Bruno Fernandes

3698
02:18:47,500 --> 02:18:49,420
who leads it back to

3699
02:18:49,420 --> 02:18:51,540
Wan-Bet-Sac and crack

3700
02:18:51,540 --> 02:18:52,520
the ball.

3701
02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:55,640
Wan-Bet-Sac and crack

3702
02:18:55,640 --> 02:18:57,580
the ball into the midfield

3703
02:18:57,580 --> 02:18:58,780
for the Real.

3704
02:18:59,420 --> 02:19:01,580
Really feeling the deal tonight.

3705
02:19:02,380 --> 02:19:05,020
And Villarreal are feeling the deal tonight.

3706
02:19:05,520 --> 02:19:07,020
They're passing the ball around

3707
02:19:07,020 --> 02:19:08,760
like men of the balloon.

3708
02:19:09,520 --> 02:19:11,740
Sanctioned by the gods of ball

3709
02:19:11,740 --> 02:19:14,700
to lay siege upon the opponent's goal

3710
02:19:14,700 --> 02:19:15,880
with their

3711
02:19:15,880 --> 02:19:17,440
balloonistic

3712
02:19:17,440 --> 02:19:18,980
temptations

3713
02:19:18,980 --> 02:19:19,940
and

3714
02:19:19,940 --> 02:19:21,120
inclinations.

3715
02:19:21,760 --> 02:19:23,360
it's a crazy scenario.

3716
02:19:23,360 --> 02:19:23,440
It's a crazy scenario.

3717
02:19:23,440 --> 02:19:23,460
It's a crazy scenario.

3718
02:19:23,460 --> 02:19:23,460
It's a crazy scenario.

3719
02:19:23,460 --> 02:19:23,460
It's a crazy scenario.

3720
02:19:23,460 --> 02:19:23,500
It's a crazy scenario.

3721
02:19:23,500 --> 02:19:23,520
It's a crazy scenario.

3722
02:19:23,520 --> 02:19:23,560
It's a crazy scenario.

3723
02:19:23,560 --> 02:19:23,560
It's a crazy scenario.

3724
02:19:23,560 --> 02:19:23,760
It's a crazy scenario.

3725
02:19:23,760 --> 02:19:24,560
It's a crazy scenario.

3726
02:19:24,560 --> 02:19:25,160
It's a crazy scenario.

3727
02:19:25,160 --> 02:19:28,720
Which to you and others know as the European UEFA Cup.

3728
02:19:28,720 --> 02:19:32,640
To me and Francis, it's none other than the What Cup.

3729
02:19:32,640 --> 02:19:41,460
It's none other than the glorious cup of the lesser nations of Europe, Tom.

3730
02:19:41,940 --> 02:19:51,280
The trophy has been rebranded next season to the European Cup of Lesser Nations, Tom.

3731
02:19:51,580 --> 02:19:53,600
Here's a chance for Villarreal.

3732
02:19:54,080 --> 02:19:55,860
Bollocks by Lindelof.

3733
02:19:56,140 --> 02:19:57,700
Leaves the ball into Villarreal.

3734
02:19:58,160 --> 02:20:00,380
They're dancing around the middle of the box now.

3735
02:20:00,620 --> 02:20:01,380
Chance for them.

3736
02:20:01,900 --> 02:20:03,160
Villarreal from range.

3737
02:20:03,440 --> 02:20:04,320
Lovely chance here.

3738
02:20:04,620 --> 02:20:05,160
Villarreal.

3739
02:20:05,680 --> 02:20:06,260
Can they do it?

3740
02:20:06,320 --> 02:20:06,940
They can't.

3741
02:20:07,520 --> 02:20:11,680
And it's a fucking fuck up for the edge as Rodrigo leaves the ball.

3742
02:20:12,320 --> 02:20:14,340
Someone's been brought down on the edge of the area.

3743
02:20:15,080 --> 02:20:18,020
Cavani and Fick and Bruno are getting shorty.

3744
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:20,780
Cavani's got a yellow.

3745
02:20:22,180 --> 02:20:28,280
Hey, the trophy that United said it's not the trophy we want to be winning, but it's a trophy anyway.

3746
02:20:28,960 --> 02:20:32,600
Lads, you're going to have to go to penalties for the fucking trophy.

3747
02:20:33,140 --> 02:20:34,520
That's what's going to happen to you.

3748
02:20:35,240 --> 02:20:37,080
Your boy, Mr. Blumenthal.

3749
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:37,980
Thank you very much.

3750
02:20:38,680 --> 02:20:39,520
Seema the sack.

3751
02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:41,520
Thank you very much.

3752
02:20:42,220 --> 02:20:43,220
Lazy Vita broadcast.

3753
02:20:43,220 --> 02:20:45,620
Ryan, Ricky, Tommy Vax.

3754
02:20:46,140 --> 02:20:48,540
Antonio Valencia's left foot.

3755
02:20:49,440 --> 02:20:50,080
Big style.

3756
02:20:50,620 --> 02:20:51,540
Thank you very much.

3757
02:20:52,040 --> 02:20:58,960
Can you say what's a crack to Shane and Red, who just had a weekend out in Karunischke and climbed Crokepatrick the weekend?

3758
02:20:59,480 --> 02:21:01,260
How you getting on, lads?

3759
02:21:01,340 --> 02:21:02,380
What's the crack?

3760
02:21:02,480 --> 02:21:02,880
Yeah.

3761
02:21:03,300 --> 02:21:07,120
This is a big shout out from Francis to the boys.

3762
02:21:07,600 --> 02:21:10,540
Shane and Red, Shane and Red, Shane and Red.

3763
02:21:10,540 --> 02:21:15,300
They went out to Karunischke and climbed Crokepatrick at the weekend, at the weekend.

3764
02:21:15,700 --> 02:21:16,740
Well done, boys.

3765
02:21:16,980 --> 02:21:18,200
That's nice.

3766
02:21:18,620 --> 02:21:19,700
That's nice.

3767
02:21:19,860 --> 02:21:20,420
Tonight.

3768
02:21:21,260 --> 02:21:21,900
Tonight.

3769
02:21:23,480 --> 02:21:24,220
Tonight.

3770
02:21:24,560 --> 02:21:25,120
Tonight.

3771
02:21:25,420 --> 02:21:27,920
Possible penalty check going on here.

3772
02:21:28,320 --> 02:21:29,360
VAR job.

3773
02:21:31,480 --> 02:21:32,080
VAR.

3774
02:21:33,120 --> 02:21:34,740
Potential penalty check.

3775
02:21:35,200 --> 02:21:36,340
Let's pop that collar.

3776
02:21:37,240 --> 02:21:38,400
See what's going on here.

3777
02:21:39,280 --> 02:21:40,440
Crazy bit of business.

3778
02:21:41,200 --> 02:21:47,780
As the Valencia players, the Villarreal players, I beg your pardon, hustling Harry the referee, chested down.

3779
02:21:48,040 --> 02:21:51,100
Oh, it looks like it was a handball from Fred in the area.

3780
02:21:51,440 --> 02:21:51,920
Gerard.

3781
02:21:52,480 --> 02:21:55,900
I mean, Fred really didn't have any fucking knowledge of that ball.

3782
02:21:56,040 --> 02:22:00,540
It was a, it's not a handball in my book, but we've seen dodgy shite given.

3783
02:22:01,180 --> 02:22:02,200
So let's have a look.

3784
02:22:08,420 --> 02:22:11,000
It's not, it's not a penalty.

3785
02:22:11,720 --> 02:22:12,500
It's not a penalty.

3786
02:22:13,160 --> 02:22:16,580
And Twan Zebi is coming on now.

3787
02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:23,120
Twan Zebi is a young fella who has been on loan to other teams.

3788
02:22:23,640 --> 02:22:25,640
And he's a defender for United.

3789
02:22:26,360 --> 02:22:28,560
But he's been impressing in recent games.

3790
02:22:29,720 --> 02:22:31,840
Or Twan Zebi or Twan Zebi.

3791
02:22:31,960 --> 02:22:35,720
I don't know what his name is, but he's coming on now anyway.

3792
02:22:36,500 --> 02:22:39,020
And I think it's Eric Bailey who's coming on.

3793
02:22:39,360 --> 02:22:40,060
Or coming off.

3794
02:22:40,580 --> 02:22:43,080
And also Dan James is coming on, Francis.

3795
02:22:44,920 --> 02:22:50,260
That nippy man on the wing, Dan James is about to sing.

3796
02:22:50,800 --> 02:22:54,580
He's about to make his presence felt known.

3797
02:22:55,160 --> 02:22:59,040
He's about to go and run a goal on his own.

3798
02:22:59,300 --> 02:23:01,000
Cause he's greedy on the ball.

3799
02:23:01,400 --> 02:23:03,400
He's got a great bit of greed on him.

3800
02:23:03,760 --> 02:23:05,260
He's got a great bit of greed.

3801
02:23:05,540 --> 02:23:08,720
I don't care your color, class or creed.

3802
02:23:08,920 --> 02:23:11,340
And I don't want to be crass about it.

3803
02:23:11,660 --> 02:23:14,380
But the greedy ball he plays.

3804
02:23:14,800 --> 02:23:16,580
Is a nice brand of ball.

3805
02:23:16,940 --> 02:23:19,660
Some days, some days, some days.

3806
02:23:20,120 --> 02:23:22,360
Will it be a great brand of ball today?

3807
02:23:22,560 --> 02:23:24,180
Ball today, ball today.

3808
02:23:24,660 --> 02:23:26,220
Let's wait and see.

3809
02:23:26,780 --> 02:23:29,420
David DeGaia pumps the ball up to the middle field.

3810
02:23:30,420 --> 02:23:31,720
We've got five minutes left.

3811
02:23:31,720 --> 02:23:34,300
I believe of regulation time.

3812
02:23:34,800 --> 02:23:37,060
Luke Shaw pumping down that wing.

3813
02:23:37,440 --> 02:23:44,180
Tried to find a bit of a dalliance to attempt with another Man U player.

3814
02:23:44,520 --> 02:23:47,780
Get that ball dancing around the left-hand side of the field.

3815
02:23:48,200 --> 02:23:49,620
Make a little triage of it.

3816
02:23:50,220 --> 02:23:52,340
And triage that ball into the back of the goal.

3817
02:23:52,440 --> 02:23:53,580
But it's not happening for them.

3818
02:23:53,980 --> 02:23:54,800
Joseph Harrington.

3819
02:23:55,200 --> 02:23:56,060
Thank you very much.

3820
02:23:56,460 --> 02:23:57,640
And to Klan McCartt.

3821
02:23:57,720 --> 02:23:59,340
Extra time haiku from Klan.

3822
02:23:59,700 --> 02:24:00,800
Let's see what's going on.

3823
02:24:01,460 --> 02:24:05,820
It's an extra time haiku from Klan McCartt.

3824
02:24:06,780 --> 02:24:08,900
Let's give that a little read now.

3825
02:24:10,840 --> 02:24:19,020
Emery burns his tongue on a coffee in a 24-hour garage.

3826
02:24:20,220 --> 02:24:23,720
He hisses and flies away.

3827
02:24:24,680 --> 02:24:28,100
Unai Emery just flies away.

3828
02:24:28,100 --> 02:24:28,620
Yeah.

3829
02:24:30,620 --> 02:24:32,360
Thanks for the haiku.

3830
02:24:36,360 --> 02:24:43,220
It looks like it's going to be a penalty shootout soon enough.

3831
02:24:43,260 --> 02:24:46,160
Thanks very much, Klan McCartt and Joseph Harrington.

3832
02:24:46,700 --> 02:24:47,380
And Mick.

3833
02:24:47,840 --> 02:24:49,820
Why don't you stream on Twitch, says Mick.

3834
02:24:50,120 --> 02:24:51,500
Because we can't be arsed.

3835
02:24:51,500 --> 02:24:54,080
We can't be arsed.

3836
02:24:54,200 --> 02:24:56,400
We tried it for a week or two.

3837
02:24:57,240 --> 02:25:02,280
Then we were upset because people were getting the notification like they used to do.

3838
02:25:02,640 --> 02:25:04,840
On that YouTube, YouTube.

3839
02:25:05,720 --> 02:25:11,140
They don't do those notifications like they used to do on YouTube.

3840
02:25:11,820 --> 02:25:16,820
Hey man, why don't you give those notifications like you used to do?

3841
02:25:16,820 --> 02:25:17,720
Used to do.

3842
02:25:20,520 --> 02:25:21,420
Used to do.

3843
02:25:21,800 --> 02:25:25,500
You don't do YouTube like you used to do.

3844
02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:28,640
You don't do YouTube like you used to do.

3845
02:25:29,640 --> 02:25:35,000
Why don't you do YouTube anymore like you used to do?

3846
02:25:35,240 --> 02:25:38,560
You got your Twitch emoji game.

3847
02:25:38,880 --> 02:25:41,880
Your Twitch emoji game is on fleek.

3848
02:25:42,160 --> 02:25:44,480
Why don't you just go to Twitch?

3849
02:25:46,940 --> 02:25:50,880
And there's a foul on the side hatch of the pitch here.

3850
02:25:51,400 --> 02:25:54,340
Some man has fallen down like a sack of shbuds.

3851
02:25:54,800 --> 02:25:56,500
It's none other than Luke Shaw.

3852
02:25:57,160 --> 02:26:02,020
He's a heavy set kind of guy who's had a few injury crises over the course of his career.

3853
02:26:03,320 --> 02:26:07,000
And when matter, what's the matter you are, when, ha?

3854
02:26:07,640 --> 02:26:10,080
He's about to come on for Luke Shaw.

3855
02:26:10,680 --> 02:26:14,360
Who looked like he was potentially going to get taken off earlier on.

3856
02:26:15,080 --> 02:26:20,880
I don't know whether or not he sustained a bit of injuristic injuries off of a challenge from earlier on.

3857
02:26:20,940 --> 02:26:22,180
But we'll have to wait and see.

3858
02:26:23,480 --> 02:26:24,940
Shite guides, thank you very much.

3859
02:26:25,560 --> 02:26:30,560
If I smoke weed and attack the Japanese government, is that haiku you say?

3860
02:26:31,060 --> 02:26:32,020
Very, very good.

3861
02:26:32,620 --> 02:26:33,660
Very good stuff.

3862
02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:34,560
Wordplay as well.

3863
02:26:34,680 --> 02:26:37,000
It's great wordplay because there was a haiku as well.

3864
02:26:37,080 --> 02:26:44,360
So it's not like there's just any sort of kind of racist sort of anti-Asian sort of vibe going on.

3865
02:26:44,420 --> 02:26:50,200
It really does have literal relevancy at this stage in time.

3866
02:26:50,440 --> 02:26:51,940
Tom Ripper, thank you very much.

3867
02:26:52,000 --> 02:26:53,480
Creed Twitcher slaps.

3868
02:26:53,820 --> 02:26:57,460
And you need to get onto Zurich for him to do some fucking Warzone streams.

3869
02:26:57,880 --> 02:26:59,240
Says Tom Ripper.

3870
02:26:59,340 --> 02:27:00,380
Thank you very much, Tom.

3871
02:27:00,380 --> 02:27:03,200
Thank you very much, Tom.

3872
02:27:03,420 --> 02:27:05,200
I hope you're doing well.

3873
02:27:05,520 --> 02:27:08,460
Thanks very much for that 10 euro schmel.

3874
02:27:08,880 --> 02:27:10,360
It smells great.

3875
02:27:10,740 --> 02:27:12,680
I've just sniffed the tenor.

3876
02:27:12,680 --> 02:27:14,680
And it's a regulation smell.

3877
02:27:15,680 --> 02:27:17,420
I just sniffed the tenor.

3878
02:27:17,660 --> 02:27:19,860
And I can tell you that it's well.

3879
02:27:20,300 --> 02:27:23,580
I'm going to dispatch that tenor.

3880
02:27:24,880 --> 02:27:29,760
Into a box that said this tenor smells well.

3881
02:27:30,560 --> 02:27:33,640
And matter has been brought on there.

3882
02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:41,780
Manchester United are about to go into a penalty shootout here with Villarreal.

3883
02:27:41,940 --> 02:27:43,860
David Quirk, thank you very much.

3884
02:27:45,540 --> 02:27:47,840
Three minutes left here of injury time.

3885
02:27:49,260 --> 02:27:51,380
Connor Daly, thank you very much.

3886
02:27:51,640 --> 02:27:53,420
David Quirk, thank you very much.

3887
02:27:54,040 --> 02:27:54,940
And Tom Ripper.

3888
02:27:59,420 --> 02:28:03,020
Well, when matter is not on yet, and neither is Alex Tellis.

3889
02:28:03,100 --> 02:28:04,280
I thought they were both on, but

3890
02:28:04,280 --> 02:28:08,820
we've only three minutes, two minutes, two and a half minutes of injury time left, France.

3891
02:28:09,200 --> 02:28:14,560
Yeah, and it's so scary to get these two boys onto the pitch soon as if.

3892
02:28:14,900 --> 02:28:16,700
Because they're going to be going to penalties.

3893
02:28:17,460 --> 02:28:20,960
And it's as if he believes when matter and Tellis

3894
02:28:20,960 --> 02:28:24,520
have the fucking penalties on lockdown.

3895
02:28:24,980 --> 02:28:28,280
The two boys have been practicing day and night,

3896
02:28:28,280 --> 02:28:30,280
day and night, night and day.

3897
02:28:30,280 --> 02:28:32,060
Go and take those penalties.

3898
02:28:32,320 --> 02:28:34,860
Blast away, blast away, blast away.

3899
02:28:35,400 --> 02:28:36,680
Yo, yo, yo, yo.

3900
02:28:38,060 --> 02:28:39,600
Crazy bit of business.

3901
02:28:39,660 --> 02:28:43,740
And those substitutions are still hovering on the side hatch.

3902
02:28:43,800 --> 02:28:47,460
Be interesting if they didn't get to bring them on and then they have to take penalties

3903
02:28:47,460 --> 02:28:50,760
with a substandard set of penalty takers.

3904
02:28:52,440 --> 02:28:57,060
Unai Emery stalks the piss-soaked touchline of the pitch.

3905
02:28:57,900 --> 02:29:03,940
All the players are looking worn out here, dejected, rain-soaked, rain-sodden.

3906
02:29:05,260 --> 02:29:06,800
We've got to see what's going on.

3907
02:29:06,800 --> 02:29:10,280
Is there any pep left in the step of these Villa Realistics?

3908
02:29:15,900 --> 02:29:18,800
Throwing to Man U down there into the pitch.

3909
02:29:18,920 --> 02:29:20,280
Big tripod, thanks very much.

3910
02:29:20,360 --> 02:29:22,740
Trying to learn how to make the Killian Mbappuccino.

3911
02:29:22,820 --> 02:29:23,460
Any tips, Ed?

3912
02:29:23,520 --> 02:29:25,560
Well, look, you need to buy the beans.

3913
02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:26,820
The Mbappuccino beans.

3914
02:29:26,920 --> 02:29:28,260
Sauce from the Bagugu tribe.

3915
02:29:28,860 --> 02:29:40,140
You need to go and find a retail outlet which has won the tendering to host Mbappuccino's prize-winning range of barista-style coffee machines.

3916
02:29:41,620 --> 02:29:44,920
I believe Mace won the tendering for that.

3917
02:29:45,700 --> 02:29:48,380
But, look, it's not the end of the world.

3918
02:29:48,380 --> 02:29:53,500
If you can't get Mbappuccino, maybe go and hit up your local cafeteria.

3919
02:29:54,700 --> 02:30:01,700
Me, I recommend traveling to the heart of the country, to Tullamore, to visit the little coffee hut just outside Tullamore town.

3920
02:30:01,840 --> 02:30:03,020
It's a crazy bit of business.

3921
02:30:03,500 --> 02:30:04,220
Small little hut.

3922
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:05,880
Best coffee in the country.

3923
02:30:06,420 --> 02:30:07,660
Best coffee in the country.

3924
02:30:07,840 --> 02:30:08,140
And that's...

3925
02:30:08,140 --> 02:30:09,380
That's...

3926
02:30:09,380 --> 02:30:10,820
I'm not blowing smoke.

3927
02:30:11,340 --> 02:30:12,380
I would say...

3928
02:30:12,380 --> 02:30:15,140
I'd tell you if it wasn't as good as what I thought it was.

3929
02:30:15,180 --> 02:30:17,060
But it was every bit of good and more.

3930
02:30:17,660 --> 02:30:19,180
So get on down to that shop.

3931
02:30:20,480 --> 02:30:22,600
And get on into that coffee bean.

3932
02:30:22,680 --> 02:30:23,660
It's a crazy bit of business.

3933
02:30:23,880 --> 02:30:24,260
Go up.

3934
02:30:24,520 --> 02:30:24,880
Matrix.

3935
02:30:25,040 --> 02:30:25,900
Thank you very much.

3936
02:30:28,760 --> 02:30:32,300
There's zero seconds of injury time left.

3937
02:30:32,440 --> 02:30:33,780
It's going to go to penalties, Francis.

3938
02:30:35,080 --> 02:30:39,160
And one matter enters stage left.

3939
02:30:39,860 --> 02:30:41,400
And Alex Tellins too.

3940
02:30:41,540 --> 02:30:42,140
He's on.

3941
02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:43,340
Tell the text.

3942
02:30:43,960 --> 02:30:45,280
And I gotta tell you something.

3943
02:30:46,120 --> 02:30:48,120
It looks like it's going to penalties.

3944
02:30:48,360 --> 02:30:48,640
Yeah.

3945
02:30:48,900 --> 02:30:49,960
I don't care.

3946
02:30:50,180 --> 02:30:52,320
I already won the six euro.

3947
02:30:52,580 --> 02:30:52,880
Yeah.

3948
02:30:53,380 --> 02:31:01,500
I bet 25 cents that Manchester United and Villarreal would be drawn 1-1 at the end of the game.

3949
02:31:01,780 --> 02:31:02,960
And that Cavani scored.

3950
02:31:03,080 --> 02:31:03,760
Cavani scored.

3951
02:31:03,880 --> 02:31:04,720
Cavani scored.

3952
02:31:05,580 --> 02:31:06,680
16 to 1.

3953
02:31:06,800 --> 02:31:07,800
I made the bet.

3954
02:31:08,000 --> 02:31:08,680
Billy bet.

3955
02:31:08,860 --> 02:31:09,680
Billy bet.

3956
02:31:11,700 --> 02:31:13,880
It's a great app.

3957
02:31:15,100 --> 02:31:20,540
And now the zip on the jacket of Emery goes up to the top.

3958
02:31:21,020 --> 02:31:23,440
He's had enough of letting his suit get wet.

3959
02:31:24,220 --> 02:31:27,380
His tie with the emblem of Villarreal etched onto it.

3960
02:31:28,020 --> 02:31:29,100
It's the end of that.

3961
02:31:29,240 --> 02:31:30,520
It's a wet suit he's wearing.

3962
02:31:30,560 --> 02:31:31,480
He's wearing a wet suit.

3963
02:31:31,600 --> 02:31:33,860
But he's not going to be going scuba diving on it.

3964
02:31:34,540 --> 02:31:37,780
Unless he ends up in a fucking sea of misery later on.

3965
02:31:37,780 --> 02:31:40,620
Having lashed the penalty shootout to Manchester United.

3966
02:31:41,320 --> 02:31:44,900
Unai Emery is looking very, very,

3967
02:31:44,900 --> 02:31:47,240
shimmery at the moment.

3968
02:31:47,600 --> 02:31:51,260
As he goes into a fucking penalty shootout with the boys from Via.

3969
02:31:51,860 --> 02:31:54,620
Against the lover lads from Man.

3970
02:31:55,680 --> 02:31:56,460
Tom Ripper.

3971
02:31:57,000 --> 02:31:58,380
Thank you very, very much.

3972
02:31:58,700 --> 02:32:00,040
Crazy bit of business, Francis.

3973
02:32:02,100 --> 02:32:05,760
It's a crazy bit of business from Tom Ripper.

3974
02:32:06,260 --> 02:32:10,020
Thank you very, very much for the slipper bomb.

3975
02:32:10,260 --> 02:32:12,000
He dropped the slipper bomb.

3976
02:32:12,280 --> 02:32:14,920
If you don't know what a slipper bomb is,

3977
02:32:14,960 --> 02:32:17,880
it's my new word for 40 euro tips.

3978
02:32:18,360 --> 02:32:19,880
40 euro tips.

3979
02:32:20,320 --> 02:32:24,840
They're in the shape of a slipper and they're wrapped up to the tits.

3980
02:32:25,480 --> 02:32:29,560
In bomb material, we're talking Semtex.

3981
02:32:31,100 --> 02:32:33,940
A latex clad Semtex gimp.

3982
02:32:34,280 --> 02:32:36,540
About to blow up in your face.

3983
02:32:36,860 --> 02:32:37,160
Ha ha.

3984
02:32:37,520 --> 02:32:41,280
Don't watch out for the latex Semtex gimp.

3985
02:32:42,620 --> 02:32:43,300
What's that?

3986
02:32:43,840 --> 02:32:46,080
It's a brand new gimp.

3987
02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:49,360
That's just been released by society.

3988
02:32:50,600 --> 02:32:55,600
It's a fully latex leather clad Semtex gimp.

3989
02:32:55,920 --> 02:32:57,600
A Semtex gimp.

3990
02:32:57,960 --> 02:33:01,460
You better watch out what you do to him.

3991
02:33:01,820 --> 02:33:07,460
You do the wrong thing and he's gonna blow up in your face tonight.

3992
02:33:08,100 --> 02:33:11,100
Make sure you're wearing a bomb suit

3993
02:33:11,100 --> 02:33:15,580
when you're taking on the leather clad Semtex gimp.

3994
02:33:15,580 --> 02:33:17,540
On a Tuesday night.

3995
02:33:17,860 --> 02:33:21,440
It might be Wednesday, but I'm feeling alright.

3996
02:33:22,140 --> 02:33:25,500
Villarreal versus the Man Unite.

3997
02:33:25,800 --> 02:33:29,560
They're getting in a huddle to make themselves feel right.

3998
02:33:29,560 --> 02:33:32,260
For a penalty shootout.

3999
02:33:32,520 --> 02:33:35,300
A penalty shootout.

4000
02:33:35,540 --> 02:33:38,800
On a Wednesday evening in Good Dance.

4001
02:33:38,940 --> 02:33:39,660
Good man.

4002
02:33:39,800 --> 02:33:40,640
Good man.

4003
02:33:40,880 --> 02:33:41,720
Good dance.

4004
02:33:41,860 --> 02:33:42,580
Good lad.

4005
02:33:42,840 --> 02:33:43,580
Good man.

4006
02:33:43,860 --> 02:33:44,600
Good dance.

4007
02:33:44,680 --> 02:33:45,620
How's your dad?

4008
02:33:45,840 --> 02:33:46,600
Good dad.

4009
02:33:46,800 --> 02:33:47,540
Good man.

4010
02:33:47,840 --> 02:33:48,520
Good dance.

4011
02:33:48,600 --> 02:33:49,580
How's your mam?

4012
02:33:49,880 --> 02:33:51,660
We're looking pretty cool.

4013
02:33:51,920 --> 02:33:53,800
The guy is looking schwank.

4014
02:33:54,320 --> 02:33:57,800
And if he saves enough goal balls,

4015
02:33:57,960 --> 02:34:01,740
he'll win the game for United and them all.

4016
02:34:02,460 --> 02:34:10,820
And they'll go back to the hotel tonight with the trophy and a fully stocked fridge.

4017
02:34:10,820 --> 02:34:20,680
And inside the cupboard in the hotel lobby room is two massive balloons.

4018
02:34:20,680 --> 02:34:23,360
And when you pop those balloons.

4019
02:34:23,360 --> 02:34:24,660
And when you pop those balloons, what's inside?

4020
02:34:24,660 --> 02:34:27,560
Well, I gotta tell you this.

4021
02:34:27,940 --> 02:34:29,720
I gotta tell you true.

4022
02:34:29,720 --> 02:34:33,900
I'm gonna tell you things that's not meant for you.

4023
02:34:33,900 --> 02:34:36,900
There's a fully stocked fridge in the gaff.

4024
02:34:36,900 --> 02:34:42,020
And there's a fully latex plaid leather semtex gimp.

4025
02:34:42,020 --> 02:34:45,640
In the cupboard beside the bathroom.

4026
02:34:46,340 --> 02:34:50,720
You'll find a fully strapped up latex leather gimp.

4027
02:34:51,060 --> 02:34:53,680
Inside the cup winner's bathroom.

4028
02:34:54,240 --> 02:34:57,580
Tonight, the Europa League gimp.

4029
02:34:57,580 --> 02:35:01,600
Wow, it's a crazy scenario.

4030
02:35:02,280 --> 02:35:04,180
It's a crazy painting that you...

4031
02:35:04,180 --> 02:35:07,480
It's a crazy picture that you paint with your words as well.

4032
02:35:07,940 --> 02:35:09,300
But according...

4033
02:35:09,300 --> 02:35:13,180
My takeaway from whatever that was there, Francis...

4034
02:35:13,180 --> 02:35:15,020
And can I call you Francis?

4035
02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:17,980
Well, it's my fucking name, like...

4036
02:35:17,980 --> 02:35:21,260
My takeaway is that the winners of this penalty shootout

4037
02:35:21,260 --> 02:35:23,960
not only go home with the Europa League trophy,

4038
02:35:23,960 --> 02:35:27,820
but they bring that back to a hotel suite.

4039
02:35:28,360 --> 02:35:29,080
Hotel lobby.

4040
02:35:30,460 --> 02:35:33,140
And then there's two inflatable balloons in the lobby.

4041
02:35:33,680 --> 02:35:35,020
Two inflatable balloons, Tom.

4042
02:35:35,160 --> 02:35:37,640
I only told you what was in one of those balloons.

4043
02:35:37,740 --> 02:35:40,920
It's a fully latex clad leather semtex gimp.

4044
02:35:41,440 --> 02:35:44,740
And the other one I left for you to decide...

4045
02:35:44,740 --> 02:35:45,760
I left it open-ended.

4046
02:35:45,900 --> 02:35:46,800
What's in the other balloon?

4047
02:35:48,100 --> 02:35:49,120
I was just gonna say...

4048
02:35:49,120 --> 02:35:49,800
Because I heard...

4049
02:35:49,800 --> 02:35:51,380
When you said hotel lobby,

4050
02:35:51,540 --> 02:35:52,960
I was gonna say...

4051
02:35:52,960 --> 02:35:55,600
Is R. Kelly in those balloons?

4052
02:35:55,860 --> 02:35:57,000
It's R. Kelly, Tom.

4053
02:35:57,060 --> 02:35:57,920
You got it in one.

4054
02:35:58,160 --> 02:36:00,300
You crazy, crazy uncle bastard.

4055
02:36:00,900 --> 02:36:01,560
Runaway game.

4056
02:36:01,640 --> 02:36:02,520
Thank you very much.

4057
02:36:02,920 --> 02:36:03,660
And Tom Ripper.

4058
02:36:03,780 --> 02:36:04,420
Thank you very much.

4059
02:36:04,460 --> 02:36:06,000
You're worth every euro, you say.

4060
02:36:06,080 --> 02:36:07,080
Says Tom Ripper.

4061
02:36:07,440 --> 02:36:08,220
Thanks for the streams.

4062
02:36:08,380 --> 02:36:11,320
I mostly watch yours back catalogue.

4063
02:36:11,380 --> 02:36:11,840
It slaps.

4064
02:36:11,940 --> 02:36:12,800
I watch mostly your back...

4065
02:36:12,800 --> 02:36:13,640
Thank you very much.

4066
02:36:13,900 --> 02:36:15,280
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

4067
02:36:15,640 --> 02:36:16,600
Crazy bit of business.

4068
02:36:16,600 --> 02:36:22,980
And Rui is unruly at the keeper sticks for Villarreal.

4069
02:36:23,440 --> 02:36:25,080
But it's all to play for tonight.

4070
02:36:25,440 --> 02:36:29,920
A hotel room with a fridge that's stocked to the gills.

4071
02:36:30,160 --> 02:36:32,900
And also a cupboard next to the fucking en suite.

4072
02:36:33,240 --> 02:36:36,940
Which contains not only an ironing board and a Corby trouser press.

4073
02:36:36,940 --> 02:36:46,520
But a fully leather clad, latex clad, leather semtex gimp who could explode at the drop of a hat.

4074
02:36:46,900 --> 02:36:49,940
Don't allow any naked flame around that gimp.

4075
02:36:50,340 --> 02:36:52,520
Otherwise, your night is gonna go out with a bang.

4076
02:36:52,640 --> 02:36:54,400
Tonight, Villarreal about to step up.

4077
02:36:54,560 --> 02:36:55,020
Take a penalty.

4078
02:36:55,280 --> 02:36:56,140
Ross Kemp with the tip.

4079
02:36:56,240 --> 02:36:56,840
Thanks very much.

4080
02:36:56,840 --> 02:36:58,060
Here comes Villarreal.

4081
02:36:58,260 --> 02:36:58,760
First penalty.

4082
02:36:59,140 --> 02:37:01,260
And it's straight down the left-hand side.

4083
02:37:01,500 --> 02:37:02,180
Very easily.

4084
02:37:02,360 --> 02:37:06,420
Pashed into the corner there by the man for Villarreal.

4085
02:37:07,480 --> 02:37:09,980
And David de Gaia has no chance at all.

4086
02:37:10,280 --> 02:37:11,340
Ross Kemp, thanks very much.

4087
02:37:11,440 --> 02:37:14,220
Just deposited 15 grand into Billy Bet 247.

4088
02:37:14,760 --> 02:37:18,320
And thinking I was buying GameStop stock in Dogecoin.

4089
02:37:18,720 --> 02:37:20,820
Now I've fucked the whole family's inheritance.

4090
02:37:20,820 --> 02:37:26,660
And the kids have to go and work as sandwich artists at Subway.

4091
02:37:26,660 --> 02:37:28,440
Why can't I withdraw?

4092
02:37:29,040 --> 02:37:29,780
Question mark.

4093
02:37:30,860 --> 02:37:31,640
I'm fucked.

4094
02:37:32,200 --> 02:37:35,960
Well, there's nothing I can say to that, Ross.

4095
02:37:36,040 --> 02:37:36,920
Sorry about that.

4096
02:37:37,320 --> 02:37:38,360
Sorry about that, Ross.

4097
02:37:38,600 --> 02:37:39,860
When matter steps up.

4098
02:37:40,060 --> 02:37:40,460
Penalty.

4099
02:37:40,660 --> 02:37:41,900
Dispatch into the back of the net.

4100
02:37:42,240 --> 02:37:43,760
Crazy bit of business.

4101
02:37:44,140 --> 02:37:45,740
What's the matter, you?

4102
02:37:46,040 --> 02:37:46,420
When?

4103
02:37:46,620 --> 02:37:48,420
Why you look so sad?

4104
02:37:48,840 --> 02:37:50,340
It's not so bad.

4105
02:37:50,560 --> 02:37:50,840
When?

4106
02:37:51,080 --> 02:37:52,720
You're a nicer man.

4107
02:37:53,080 --> 02:37:54,760
I scored the pin.

4108
02:37:55,660 --> 02:37:59,640
And it could have been saved by Rooley, who dived the wrong way.

4109
02:37:59,780 --> 02:38:00,860
Dove the wrong way.

4110
02:38:01,640 --> 02:38:04,600
And he didn't get a hand to the ball.

4111
02:38:05,540 --> 02:38:09,300
Thanks very much, Chris McBee, Ross Kemp, Latex Pleather, Semtex Gimp.

4112
02:38:09,620 --> 02:38:10,940
And Latex Tunes.

4113
02:38:11,440 --> 02:38:12,980
I hope you're getting on well.

4114
02:38:13,540 --> 02:38:14,740
And that you're doing well.

4115
02:38:14,880 --> 02:38:18,540
It's one penalty apiece here at the Gdansk Stadium.

4116
02:38:19,040 --> 02:38:20,500
As Villarreal step up.

4117
02:38:21,340 --> 02:38:21,580
Oh!

4118
02:38:23,140 --> 02:38:24,740
And he scores it.

4119
02:38:25,020 --> 02:38:26,800
Puts it down the left-hand side.

4120
02:38:26,880 --> 02:38:27,620
Flank hatcher.

4121
02:38:28,320 --> 02:38:31,280
And it's two penalties taken for Villarreal.

4122
02:38:32,160 --> 02:38:34,000
And two penalties converted here.

4123
02:38:34,380 --> 02:38:35,240
Crazy bit of business.

4124
02:38:35,600 --> 02:38:36,260
Thanks for the tip.

4125
02:38:37,000 --> 02:38:38,820
Crazy bit of business, Tom.

4126
02:38:38,980 --> 02:38:40,120
It's Tom Ripper.

4127
02:38:40,220 --> 02:38:41,840
Thank you very much for the tip again.

4128
02:38:41,960 --> 02:38:44,120
Have you the whereabouts of any sailors?

4129
02:38:44,580 --> 02:38:45,660
Shenmue, obviously.

4130
02:38:46,140 --> 02:38:51,240
Look, that's a hard fucking memory to go back to.

4131
02:38:51,640 --> 02:38:58,180
It's tough to think about Shenmue and the absolute ludicrous non-story that was the entire game.

4132
02:38:58,460 --> 02:39:02,600
Going around a village and then going to the docks to try and find the man who got your dad.

4133
02:39:02,720 --> 02:39:04,460
And then fighting loads of random idiots.

4134
02:39:04,840 --> 02:39:06,380
Alex Tillis steps up for United.

4135
02:39:06,700 --> 02:39:08,360
Puts the ball down to the back of the net.

4136
02:39:08,600 --> 02:39:10,860
All the penalties so far have been great penalties.

4137
02:39:11,860 --> 02:39:16,660
It's a great penalty for Alex Tillis.

4138
02:39:17,320 --> 02:39:20,040
Who came on as a substitute a few moments ago.

4139
02:39:21,020 --> 02:39:24,000
And you can see why he was brought on.

4140
02:39:24,080 --> 02:39:26,220
Because that was a real cool penalty.

4141
02:39:27,120 --> 02:39:29,780
And so far, as we said, all the penalties have been good.

4142
02:39:30,760 --> 02:39:34,440
And I'm just looking here at Dan James.

4143
02:39:34,960 --> 02:39:37,000
I wouldn't fucking let him take a penalty.

4144
02:39:37,520 --> 02:39:38,520
Yeah, it's a crazy one.

4145
02:39:38,520 --> 02:39:39,740
But he's let him on anyways.

4146
02:39:39,880 --> 02:39:41,380
So let's see how he gets on.

4147
02:39:41,900 --> 02:39:46,080
But if I was to put money on someone missing, it would be DJ himself.

4148
02:39:46,360 --> 02:39:47,180
Here come Villarreal.

4149
02:39:47,860 --> 02:39:50,300
Oh, De Gea nearly gets the hand to it.

4150
02:39:50,680 --> 02:39:56,420
And it just creeps in the bottom left-hand side of the post like a creepy ball.

4151
02:39:57,560 --> 02:39:59,060
That you have your doubts about.

4152
02:39:59,200 --> 02:40:00,260
Like, oh, he's a bit creepy.

4153
02:40:01,420 --> 02:40:05,700
And then we can see it just rolls right into the fucking corner of the net.

4154
02:40:05,700 --> 02:40:08,360
De Gea had fingertips to it.

4155
02:40:08,360 --> 02:40:10,780
Every penalty's gone to that corner.

4156
02:40:12,180 --> 02:40:15,660
And with everyone that scored, the pressure grows.

4157
02:40:16,160 --> 02:40:18,300
Now, I think Bruno Fernandes.

4158
02:40:18,380 --> 02:40:18,740
Bruno.

4159
02:40:19,580 --> 02:40:25,220
Who scores a lot of penalty kicks for Manchester United during the season.

4160
02:40:25,740 --> 02:40:27,500
Semtex Gimp Meetup.

4161
02:40:27,580 --> 02:40:28,560
Thank you very much.

4162
02:40:29,220 --> 02:40:30,460
It says, meet at the Gulag.

4163
02:40:31,220 --> 02:40:31,720
At 12.

4164
02:40:32,100 --> 02:40:33,080
Bruno Fernandes!

4165
02:40:33,700 --> 02:40:36,120
Takes a penalty down to the left-hand side again.

4166
02:40:36,220 --> 02:40:39,300
Each and every penalty has gone down to that left-hand side.

4167
02:40:39,500 --> 02:40:40,560
Crazy bit of business.

4168
02:40:42,560 --> 02:40:45,140
Will the next penalty ticker go down that way?

4169
02:40:45,680 --> 02:40:50,740
And your man, Gouly or Rooly, had a hand to it again.

4170
02:40:50,900 --> 02:40:56,220
Just got a hand to it, but it wasn't enough to divert the course of that ball.

4171
02:40:56,600 --> 02:40:59,820
That balloon, which goes right into the back of the goal sack.

4172
02:41:00,320 --> 02:41:03,500
And three penalties have been taken by each side.

4173
02:41:03,920 --> 02:41:06,300
And three penalties have gone into the back of the onion sack.

4174
02:41:06,640 --> 02:41:08,400
Here's Villarreal with the fourth penalty.

4175
02:41:08,680 --> 02:41:10,980
And it goes right into the back of the onion sack.

4176
02:41:13,080 --> 02:41:14,400
Crazy bit of business.

4177
02:41:15,120 --> 02:41:16,800
Right down the right-hand side.

4178
02:41:17,300 --> 02:41:19,860
First penalty to go that way in all the penalties.

4179
02:41:20,940 --> 02:41:22,980
And it was the eighth penalty.

4180
02:41:23,600 --> 02:41:25,680
It was the seventh penalty.

4181
02:41:26,280 --> 02:41:31,520
And now it'll be the eighth penalty taken by Manchester United.

4182
02:41:31,740 --> 02:41:32,420
Pole dog!

4183
02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:33,700
Thank you very much.

4184
02:41:33,800 --> 02:41:36,180
The Orange Men are good lads, you see.

4185
02:41:36,180 --> 02:41:41,500
Marcus Rashford.

4186
02:41:44,900 --> 02:41:45,980
Marcus Rashford.

4187
02:41:46,400 --> 02:41:48,300
Steps up for Manchester United.

4188
02:41:49,300 --> 02:41:50,320
I hope he scores.

4189
02:41:50,820 --> 02:41:51,840
Got a feeling he won't.

4190
02:41:52,080 --> 02:41:54,520
But I mean, his conversion rate was pretty good.

4191
02:41:55,080 --> 02:41:55,500
Rashford.

4192
02:41:55,720 --> 02:41:56,320
Steps up.

4193
02:41:56,540 --> 02:41:57,520
He does a sidestep.

4194
02:41:57,720 --> 02:41:58,140
Rashford.

4195
02:41:58,400 --> 02:41:59,020
Goes to meet it.

4196
02:41:59,180 --> 02:41:59,720
Little shimmy.

4197
02:42:00,020 --> 02:42:00,280
Step.

4198
02:42:00,640 --> 02:42:01,220
And takes it.

4199
02:42:01,380 --> 02:42:01,880
Converts it.

4200
02:42:01,880 --> 02:42:03,260
Really easy for Rashford.

4201
02:42:03,560 --> 02:42:05,340
Really nice stuff from him.

4202
02:42:05,340 --> 02:42:09,160
Sudden death.

4203
02:42:09,800 --> 02:42:11,960
Sudden death penalty stakes.

4204
02:42:14,360 --> 02:42:16,020
Crazy bit of business.

4205
02:42:19,480 --> 02:42:20,760
Great penalty.

4206
02:42:22,520 --> 02:42:24,600
Lovely penalty from Rashfield.

4207
02:42:25,880 --> 02:42:29,100
Final penalty to be taken by each team now.

4208
02:42:29,100 --> 02:42:29,980
Even though it's not final.

4209
02:42:30,120 --> 02:42:30,780
It's sudden death.

4210
02:42:31,000 --> 02:42:32,620
This is it.

4211
02:42:32,780 --> 02:42:33,340
Via Real.

4212
02:42:33,700 --> 02:42:34,460
Step up.

4213
02:42:34,800 --> 02:42:35,940
To take the penalty here.

4214
02:42:37,680 --> 02:42:39,340
If they score.

4215
02:42:39,780 --> 02:42:41,460
Man U have to score or they're out.

4216
02:42:41,960 --> 02:42:42,680
If they miss.

4217
02:42:43,300 --> 02:42:44,860
Then they could be out if Man U score.

4218
02:42:45,660 --> 02:42:47,640
And it goes into the back of the goal net.

4219
02:42:50,140 --> 02:42:51,640
Manchester United now.

4220
02:42:51,700 --> 02:42:52,900
Have to score their penalty.

4221
02:42:53,060 --> 02:42:56,120
Otherwise they've lost the Europa League final trophy.

4222
02:42:56,960 --> 02:42:57,900
To Via Real.

4223
02:42:59,460 --> 02:43:00,780
Crazy bit of business.

4224
02:43:01,440 --> 02:43:01,980
Tom Ripper.

4225
02:43:02,080 --> 02:43:03,120
Thank you very much sir.

4226
02:43:03,640 --> 02:43:05,740
And Leon Fairpigwillian.

4227
02:43:05,980 --> 02:43:06,240
Or what.

4228
02:43:06,540 --> 02:43:07,480
Leon Fairpig.

4229
02:43:07,680 --> 02:43:08,640
Can't pronounce that.

4230
02:43:08,740 --> 02:43:09,600
Something in Welsh.

4231
02:43:10,060 --> 02:43:11,880
Someone's after tipping in Welsh.

4232
02:43:12,380 --> 02:43:12,800
And we.

4233
02:43:12,920 --> 02:43:14,840
We can't handle Welsh.

4234
02:43:15,360 --> 02:43:15,860
I'm afraid.

4235
02:43:16,300 --> 02:43:17,340
Here is Cavani.

4236
02:43:17,340 --> 02:43:18,280
Who's stepping up.

4237
02:43:18,360 --> 02:43:20,840
To take the penalty for Manchester United.

4238
02:43:21,680 --> 02:43:22,800
Edinson Cavani.

4239
02:43:23,020 --> 02:43:23,700
El Matador.

4240
02:43:24,500 --> 02:43:25,340
He steps up.

4241
02:43:25,580 --> 02:43:26,260
He runs up.

4242
02:43:26,660 --> 02:43:27,140
Boom.

4243
02:43:27,540 --> 02:43:28,960
Right down the back of the sack.

4244
02:43:29,080 --> 02:43:30,120
For Edinson Cavani.

4245
02:43:30,540 --> 02:43:31,540
The Uruguayan.

4246
02:43:32,540 --> 02:43:33,060
Matadoristic.

4247
02:43:33,220 --> 02:43:34,120
Matador man.

4248
02:43:36,420 --> 02:43:37,060
Lovely.

4249
02:43:37,400 --> 02:43:37,800
Lovely.

4250
02:43:37,800 --> 02:43:38,840
Lovely bit of stuff there.

4251
02:43:38,980 --> 02:43:40,180
From Edinson Cavani.

4252
02:43:40,580 --> 02:43:42,040
Goes over to David De Gea.

4253
02:43:42,160 --> 02:43:43,380
And gives him a hug and a kiss.

4254
02:43:43,900 --> 02:43:44,640
As if to say.

4255
02:43:45,000 --> 02:43:45,820
I love you man.

4256
02:43:46,220 --> 02:43:47,820
And don't worry about the next bit.

4257
02:43:48,260 --> 02:43:50,260
Even though you do have to fucking save it.

4258
02:43:50,400 --> 02:43:51,260
Otherwise we're fucked.

4259
02:43:52,540 --> 02:43:52,980
Yeah.

4260
02:43:53,160 --> 02:43:55,280
It looked like they had words together there.

4261
02:43:55,360 --> 02:43:56,040
When they were hugging.

4262
02:43:57,820 --> 02:43:58,260
So.

4263
02:43:59,580 --> 02:44:00,500
Five penalties.

4264
02:44:01,180 --> 02:44:02,480
Have been taken by both sides.

4265
02:44:02,560 --> 02:44:03,400
And they've all scored them.

4266
02:44:03,600 --> 02:44:04,360
This is sudden death.

4267
02:44:04,460 --> 02:44:04,900
Villarreal.

4268
02:44:05,580 --> 02:44:06,820
Down the back of the net.

4269
02:44:08,400 --> 02:44:10,520
Nobody has missed a penalty yet.

4270
02:44:10,980 --> 02:44:12,800
Nobody has saved a penalty.

4271
02:44:13,600 --> 02:44:14,720
They've all gone in.

4272
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:17,140
It's a crazy bit of business.

4273
02:44:18,340 --> 02:44:19,100
Lovely stuff.

4274
02:44:19,220 --> 02:44:20,120
Straight down the middle.

4275
02:44:21,400 --> 02:44:22,440
If you're De Gea.

4276
02:44:22,440 --> 02:44:23,320
Or you're Guli.

4277
02:44:23,460 --> 02:44:23,860
Or Truli.

4278
02:44:24,000 --> 02:44:24,820
Or whatever he is.

4279
02:44:25,860 --> 02:44:26,860
You want to be diving.

4280
02:44:27,020 --> 02:44:28,200
Because you don't want to be seen.

4281
02:44:28,500 --> 02:44:29,960
To be not making an effort.

4282
02:44:30,440 --> 02:44:31,800
And they cut away there.

4283
02:44:31,880 --> 02:44:33,580
Of a fan in the audience.

4284
02:44:34,000 --> 02:44:35,860
Who had a real Stuart Chaffee.

4285
02:44:35,980 --> 02:44:36,440
Kind of.

4286
02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:37,360
Thatched.

4287
02:44:38,480 --> 02:44:39,560
Fictional cottage.

4288
02:44:39,880 --> 02:44:41,680
On top of the dome piece.

4289
02:44:42,280 --> 02:44:43,740
Which was sadly arid.

4290
02:44:44,200 --> 02:44:45,560
In it's mainscape.

4291
02:44:46,060 --> 02:44:47,260
Now Fred steps up.

4292
02:44:48,020 --> 02:44:48,440
Oh.

4293
02:44:48,880 --> 02:44:50,300
I thought he was going to miss that.

4294
02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:51,420
It looked fucking dodged.

4295
02:44:51,480 --> 02:44:52,220
But he scored it.

4296
02:44:52,920 --> 02:44:54,040
Crazy bit of business.

4297
02:44:54,280 --> 02:44:54,680
Fred.

4298
02:44:55,080 --> 02:44:57,000
I would have put money on him missing.

4299
02:44:57,640 --> 02:44:58,260
And I have to tell you.

4300
02:44:58,320 --> 02:44:59,120
If Dan James.

4301
02:44:59,720 --> 02:45:01,020
Poor Dan James.

4302
02:45:01,660 --> 02:45:03,940
I can just see it happening now.

4303
02:45:04,160 --> 02:45:06,820
That it's going to fall on Dan James' shoulders.

4304
02:45:07,400 --> 02:45:09,580
And it's going to be an absolute.

4305
02:45:10,260 --> 02:45:11,540
Gareth Southgate.

4306
02:45:11,660 --> 02:45:13,620
Euro 96 moment for him.

4307
02:45:14,360 --> 02:45:15,100
Let's see.

4308
02:45:15,480 --> 02:45:15,880
No.

4309
02:45:17,880 --> 02:45:18,200
Raul.

4310
02:45:18,200 --> 02:45:18,720
Raul.

4311
02:45:19,260 --> 02:45:19,940
I'll be all.

4312
02:45:20,040 --> 02:45:20,380
No.

4313
02:45:20,920 --> 02:45:21,500
The fella.

4314
02:45:21,740 --> 02:45:22,560
Who's a defender.

4315
02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:23,540
A center half.

4316
02:45:23,680 --> 02:45:24,760
Or a fucking midfielder.

4317
02:45:24,920 --> 02:45:25,900
A center midfielder.

4318
02:45:26,000 --> 02:45:26,920
Or he's a big fucker.

4319
02:45:26,960 --> 02:45:27,660
He's standing up.

4320
02:45:27,700 --> 02:45:28,420
He's taking the penalty.

4321
02:45:28,700 --> 02:45:29,520
He rolls it in.

4322
02:45:29,920 --> 02:45:30,400
Confidence.

4323
02:45:31,460 --> 02:45:31,900
Confidence.

4324
02:45:33,480 --> 02:45:34,360
Confidence lads.

4325
02:45:35,400 --> 02:45:36,740
And that's what it's all about.

4326
02:45:36,820 --> 02:45:37,560
That fella there.

4327
02:45:37,700 --> 02:45:39,220
He just rolled into town.

4328
02:45:39,740 --> 02:45:41,220
And just told the goalkeeper.

4329
02:45:41,620 --> 02:45:42,560
This is what I'm doing.

4330
02:45:43,260 --> 02:45:45,240
And you're not even going to be able to do anything about it.

4331
02:45:50,340 --> 02:45:51,960
Crazy bit of business altogether.

4332
02:45:53,260 --> 02:45:57,020
Manchester United must score this penalty now.

4333
02:45:57,020 --> 02:45:58,000
If they don't.

4334
02:45:58,340 --> 02:45:59,500
They've lost the trophy.

4335
02:45:59,640 --> 02:46:01,720
They said that they didn't want to win anyway.

4336
02:46:02,420 --> 02:46:04,100
Should have self-prophesized lads.

4337
02:46:04,100 --> 02:46:06,220
Oh they scored it.

4338
02:46:06,560 --> 02:46:07,420
They scored their penalty.

4339
02:46:07,600 --> 02:46:08,020
Well done.

4340
02:46:08,880 --> 02:46:10,560
Seven penalties apiece.

4341
02:46:11,820 --> 02:46:13,480
It was Dan James.

4342
02:46:14,420 --> 02:46:15,480
Converts the penalty.

4343
02:46:16,060 --> 02:46:17,380
From Manchester United.

4344
02:46:18,160 --> 02:46:19,740
Seven penalties apiece.

4345
02:46:20,160 --> 02:46:23,320
Each ball has gone into the fucking back of the yoke.

4346
02:46:24,040 --> 02:46:25,100
Back of yoke-o.

4347
02:46:25,740 --> 02:46:27,060
For Everton and Nigeria.

4348
02:46:28,260 --> 02:46:29,320
Let's have a little look here.

4349
02:46:29,400 --> 02:46:30,620
And see who they've got left.

4350
02:46:30,780 --> 02:46:31,460
They've had Bruno.

4351
02:46:31,620 --> 02:46:32,420
They've had Cavani.

4352
02:46:33,120 --> 02:46:34,320
They've had Rashford.

4353
02:46:35,000 --> 02:46:36,140
They've had James.

4354
02:46:36,680 --> 02:46:38,260
They've had fucking Tellez.

4355
02:46:38,600 --> 02:46:40,300
Not many more left as though really.

4356
02:46:40,380 --> 02:46:42,140
It's getting scraping the bottom of the barrel.

4357
02:46:42,920 --> 02:46:46,140
But you wonder what Villarreal are having to put up now.

4358
02:46:46,920 --> 02:46:47,740
Villarreal penalty.

4359
02:46:48,620 --> 02:46:49,040
Oh.

4360
02:46:49,420 --> 02:46:50,080
Top corner.

4361
02:46:51,580 --> 02:46:53,600
It was the best penalty.

4362
02:46:53,920 --> 02:46:55,680
But it was still fucking dodgy.

4363
02:46:55,680 --> 02:46:58,120
Every one of these penalties.

4364
02:46:59,240 --> 02:47:00,560
Is fraught.

4365
02:47:01,060 --> 02:47:02,040
With dodginess.

4366
02:47:03,040 --> 02:47:05,600
It was such a great penalty from Cocaine.

4367
02:47:05,780 --> 02:47:06,740
Or whatever his name is.

4368
02:47:07,180 --> 02:47:10,540
But it could have been such a fucking drastic scenario.

4369
02:47:11,240 --> 02:47:14,200
If a few more degrees of separation were met.

4370
02:47:14,580 --> 02:47:16,660
When the boot hit the ball.

4371
02:47:17,440 --> 02:47:18,060
Next up.

4372
02:47:18,340 --> 02:47:19,040
Luke Shaw.

4373
02:47:19,820 --> 02:47:21,980
From Manchester United.

4374
02:47:22,820 --> 02:47:24,480
Who takes their eighth penalty.

4375
02:47:27,240 --> 02:47:28,020
Luke Shaw.

4376
02:47:28,140 --> 02:47:28,600
About to.

4377
02:47:29,280 --> 02:47:30,160
Dispatch ball.

4378
02:47:30,320 --> 02:47:31,000
Luke Shaw ball.

4379
02:47:31,420 --> 02:47:31,860
Oh.

4380
02:47:32,320 --> 02:47:33,660
Goalkeeper gets a hand to it.

4381
02:47:33,700 --> 02:47:34,920
But it goes into the goal.

4382
02:47:37,040 --> 02:47:37,440
Ha.

4383
02:47:38,880 --> 02:47:40,140
Crazy bit of business.

4384
02:47:41,660 --> 02:47:42,020
Ugh.

4385
02:47:47,360 --> 02:47:48,720
Robbie Savage there.

4386
02:47:48,840 --> 02:47:49,560
Having a fucking.

4387
02:47:50,820 --> 02:47:51,900
Orgasmic reaction.

4388
02:47:52,180 --> 02:47:53,260
To the keeper.

4389
02:47:53,260 --> 02:47:53,780
Not.

4390
02:47:54,320 --> 02:47:55,380
Saving the ball.

4391
02:47:56,000 --> 02:47:56,860
Crazy bit of business.

4392
02:47:56,980 --> 02:47:57,580
But I suppose.

4393
02:47:58,280 --> 02:47:59,160
He is forced.

4394
02:47:59,580 --> 02:48:00,380
To make.

4395
02:48:01,020 --> 02:48:02,020
Crazy statements.

4396
02:48:02,280 --> 02:48:03,460
Because that's the job.

4397
02:48:03,540 --> 02:48:03,840
Isn't it?

4398
02:48:04,140 --> 02:48:04,680
Tom Ripper.

4399
02:48:04,780 --> 02:48:05,620
Thank you very much.

4400
02:48:06,400 --> 02:48:08,100
If I caught you live often.

4401
02:48:08,220 --> 02:48:09,120
I'd pay you more often.

4402
02:48:09,200 --> 02:48:09,560
Says Tom.

4403
02:48:09,620 --> 02:48:10,180
Get a Patreon.

4404
02:48:10,340 --> 02:48:10,760
I feel.

4405
02:48:11,000 --> 02:48:12,260
Watching your archive is justified.

4406
02:48:12,720 --> 02:48:13,340
You're the best.

4407
02:48:13,400 --> 02:48:14,120
Thank you very much.

4408
02:48:14,160 --> 02:48:14,540
Tom Ripper.

4409
02:48:14,660 --> 02:48:15,720
That's very very kind of you.

4410
02:48:15,940 --> 02:48:16,240
Tom.

4411
02:48:16,740 --> 02:48:18,060
Thank you very very much.

4412
02:48:18,100 --> 02:48:18,640
Tom Ripper.

4413
02:48:19,720 --> 02:48:20,200
Here's.

4414
02:48:20,320 --> 02:48:20,720
Villarreal.

4415
02:48:21,140 --> 02:48:21,480
Penalty.

4416
02:48:21,800 --> 02:48:22,820
Into the back of the net.

4417
02:48:23,400 --> 02:48:25,120
Fucking nine penalties each man.

4418
02:48:25,180 --> 02:48:26,020
When's this going to end?

4419
02:48:32,020 --> 02:48:33,020
Crazy bit of business.

4420
02:48:33,420 --> 02:48:34,940
We're coming to the end of the beer.

4421
02:48:35,080 --> 02:48:37,400
So the game would want to wrap up fairly lively.

4422
02:48:37,400 --> 02:48:37,900
Because.

4423
02:48:38,280 --> 02:48:40,660
I ain't got time for this shit.

4424
02:48:41,160 --> 02:48:41,680
Sober.

4425
02:48:44,280 --> 02:48:45,560
And Robbie Savage.

4426
02:48:46,280 --> 02:48:46,540
Is.

4427
02:48:47,580 --> 02:48:48,060
Fucking.

4428
02:48:48,380 --> 02:48:49,180
Climaxing.

4429
02:48:49,360 --> 02:48:49,920
In that.

4430
02:48:50,540 --> 02:48:51,340
Commentary booth.

4431
02:48:51,440 --> 02:48:52,180
With the other fella.

4432
02:48:52,480 --> 02:48:54,000
I'm glad I'm in prison.

4433
02:48:54,500 --> 02:48:55,120
And that I'm.

4434
02:48:55,640 --> 02:48:57,080
Catching you with video link.

4435
02:48:57,200 --> 02:48:57,360
Tom.

4436
02:48:58,760 --> 02:49:00,080
This is that new fella.

4437
02:49:00,160 --> 02:49:00,720
Twenzebe.

4438
02:49:01,600 --> 02:49:01,840
Oh.

4439
02:49:01,920 --> 02:49:03,480
He puts it into the back of the net.

4440
02:49:04,140 --> 02:49:05,400
What about that?

4441
02:49:05,600 --> 02:49:06,600
And that was cool.

4442
02:49:06,880 --> 02:49:07,640
It was calm.

4443
02:49:08,100 --> 02:49:09,340
It was cucumberistic.

4444
02:49:09,760 --> 02:49:11,260
It was nothing more.

4445
02:49:11,420 --> 02:49:13,460
Than a bit of Twenzebe magic.

4446
02:49:13,920 --> 02:49:14,780
And they're putting them in.

4447
02:49:15,040 --> 02:49:15,380
That's.

4448
02:49:16,220 --> 02:49:16,780
Magnificent.

4449
02:49:17,260 --> 02:49:18,720
Absolutely magnificent.

4450
02:49:19,880 --> 02:49:21,620
It's not magnificent Robbie.

4451
02:49:21,720 --> 02:49:22,080
In fairness.

4452
02:49:22,500 --> 02:49:24,080
It's no way is it magnificent.

4453
02:49:24,580 --> 02:49:26,820
Robbie Savage just has no words.

4454
02:49:27,160 --> 02:49:27,820
Left to say.

4455
02:49:28,140 --> 02:49:30,020
It was a decent penalty Robbie.

4456
02:49:30,740 --> 02:49:32,620
Wasn't as fucking amazing as you're.

4457
02:49:32,800 --> 02:49:34,020
Having a meltdown about.

4458
02:49:38,720 --> 02:49:39,480
Via Real.

4459
02:49:41,720 --> 02:49:42,640
To take.

4460
02:49:43,180 --> 02:49:44,380
A sudden death penalty.

4461
02:49:44,880 --> 02:49:45,840
We have had no misses.

4462
02:49:46,340 --> 02:49:47,400
Something about this.

4463
02:49:47,880 --> 02:49:48,820
Something about it.

4464
02:49:49,000 --> 02:49:49,620
Strikes it.

4465
02:49:50,180 --> 02:49:51,420
And sends it home.

4466
02:49:52,940 --> 02:49:54,080
Winds it up.

4467
02:49:54,640 --> 02:49:56,300
And sends it home.

4468
02:49:58,680 --> 02:49:59,180
I forgot.

4469
02:49:59,600 --> 02:50:01,840
We were meant to be doing that for every fucking penalty.

4470
02:50:02,640 --> 02:50:03,260
I know.

4471
02:50:03,580 --> 02:50:04,580
That's been the trademark.

4472
02:50:05,120 --> 02:50:06,180
So winds it up.

4473
02:50:06,420 --> 02:50:07,660
And sends it home.

4474
02:50:08,000 --> 02:50:11,100
The chance has gone to say that nine times.

4475
02:50:11,800 --> 02:50:13,780
And I forgot every fucking time.

4476
02:50:15,100 --> 02:50:15,820
Don't worry though.

4477
02:50:16,220 --> 02:50:17,280
We could be going on.

4478
02:50:17,380 --> 02:50:19,200
If it keeps going the way it is now.

4479
02:50:19,420 --> 02:50:21,260
We'll be here in a few hours time.

4480
02:50:21,400 --> 02:50:22,960
Still fucking talking about this.

4481
02:50:23,580 --> 02:50:25,120
It's a boring scenario.

4482
02:50:25,460 --> 02:50:27,340
Ten penalties each is boring lads.

4483
02:50:27,340 --> 02:50:27,980
Wrap it up.

4484
02:50:28,200 --> 02:50:28,760
Lindelof.

4485
02:50:29,140 --> 02:50:31,540
And he fucking puts it into the back of the goal.

4486
02:50:32,460 --> 02:50:33,400
Winds it up.

4487
02:50:34,300 --> 02:50:35,940
And sends it home.

4488
02:50:37,400 --> 02:50:37,820
Crazy.

4489
02:50:37,940 --> 02:50:38,600
Bitter business.

4490
02:50:39,480 --> 02:50:40,460
Unai Emery.

4491
02:50:40,860 --> 02:50:44,040
The vampiristic fucking Dracula man.

4492
02:50:44,680 --> 02:50:45,940
Drac Adams.

4493
02:50:46,620 --> 02:50:48,580
Starks the fucking touchline.

4494
02:50:48,980 --> 02:50:51,480
Like a blood hungry sucker.

4495
02:50:51,980 --> 02:50:55,460
From the land of Eastern Europe.

4496
02:50:57,340 --> 02:50:58,180
Yeah.

4497
02:50:58,740 --> 02:50:59,200
Crazy.

4498
02:50:59,480 --> 02:51:02,140
Now the goalkeeper is standing up to take a penalty.

4499
02:51:02,740 --> 02:51:03,580
It's Ghoulie.

4500
02:51:03,980 --> 02:51:04,620
Ghoulie.

4501
02:51:05,060 --> 02:51:05,680
Ghoulie.

4502
02:51:06,060 --> 02:51:08,820
And Ghoulie scores for Villarreal.

4503
02:51:09,700 --> 02:51:13,700
It's a goal for the goalkeeper who plays for Villarreal.

4504
02:51:14,340 --> 02:51:16,080
And he scored the goal.

4505
02:51:16,760 --> 02:51:20,860
David De Gea was the goalkeeper who couldn't save that goal.

4506
02:51:21,440 --> 02:51:23,040
And what a goal from Rooley.

4507
02:51:23,520 --> 02:51:28,460
Who truly believes in his ability to rule the fucking roost of the goal.

4508
02:51:28,840 --> 02:51:31,560
And now David De Gea is coming up.

4509
02:51:31,560 --> 02:51:33,160
Is he going to do it?

4510
02:51:33,300 --> 02:51:37,540
Is he going to make Manchester proud of him once more?

4511
02:51:38,060 --> 02:51:38,820
Let's see.

4512
02:51:38,820 --> 02:51:38,820
Let's see.

4513
02:51:38,820 --> 02:51:38,820
Let's see.

4514
02:51:39,480 --> 02:51:40,740
Let's see what happens.

4515
02:51:41,060 --> 02:51:42,620
De Gea stands up.

4516
02:51:42,940 --> 02:51:44,200
And he's fucked it.

4517
02:51:44,700 --> 02:51:45,900
He's fucked it.

4518
02:51:47,780 --> 02:51:48,980
And that's it.

4519
02:51:49,080 --> 02:51:51,040
Villarreal have won.

4520
02:51:51,540 --> 02:51:54,320
Manchester United have fucked it.

4521
02:51:54,700 --> 02:51:59,080
And they said that it wasn't the trophy that we were wanting to win lads.

4522
02:51:59,280 --> 02:52:00,540
Well you didn't win us.

4523
02:52:01,000 --> 02:52:03,240
You didn't win it lads.

4524
02:52:03,620 --> 02:52:04,820
It was shite.

4525
02:52:04,920 --> 02:52:32,640
*Faravant playing*

4526
02:52:32,640 --> 02:52:42,040
Lovely bit of glorying, reveling in the misery of Manchester United, who have lost the UEFA Cup.

4527
02:52:42,540 --> 02:52:43,000
A cup.

4528
02:52:45,820 --> 02:52:47,920
They've lost the UEFA Cup.

4529
02:52:48,240 --> 02:52:50,300
A cup they said they weren't arsed about.

4530
02:52:51,000 --> 02:52:52,380
You've fucked it, lads.

4531
02:52:53,280 --> 02:52:56,860
My lover's got no money, he's got his trombolies.

4532
02:52:57,220 --> 02:53:00,800
My lover's got no power, he's got his trombolies.

4533
02:53:00,800 --> 02:53:05,020
My lover's got no pain, he's got his true beliefs.

4534
02:53:05,460 --> 02:53:07,160
Want more and more.

4535
02:53:07,560 --> 02:53:09,560
Thank you Tom Ripper for the score.

4536
02:53:09,800 --> 02:53:11,160
Oh tell me more.

4537
02:53:11,640 --> 02:53:13,420
It's what you're looking for.

4538
02:53:14,300 --> 02:53:16,960
Man you have lost the UEFA Cup.

4539
02:53:17,080 --> 02:53:18,760
Tonight they're looking shy.

4540
02:53:19,060 --> 02:53:20,540
Man you have lost the cup.

4541
02:53:28,960 --> 02:53:35,240
Tom Ripper thank you very much.

4542
02:53:35,620 --> 02:53:37,180
I hope you're getting on well.

4543
02:53:37,460 --> 02:53:38,560
Thanks for the tips lads.

4544
02:53:38,720 --> 02:53:40,100
Get to ask the night away.

4545
02:53:40,760 --> 02:53:49,640
The referee has blown upon his magic piece of pies to signify the end of a glorious fucking match of soccer ball.

4546
02:53:50,020 --> 02:53:54,680
We'll be back again for the European Cup final on Saturday night.

4547
02:53:54,680 --> 02:53:56,760
Maybe the playoffs before that Tom.

4548
02:53:57,080 --> 02:53:57,980
What do you want to say?

4549
02:53:58,620 --> 02:54:01,060
I want to say it's been an emotional evening.

4550
02:54:01,620 --> 02:54:05,300
It's been a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely chill out time.

4551
02:54:06,300 --> 02:54:10,960
Words can't express how happy and beautiful it feels.

4552
02:54:11,960 --> 02:54:18,600
To be able to watch the match and talk shite and watch it along with you.

4553
02:54:18,860 --> 02:54:20,380
It's fucking great crack.

4554
02:54:20,940 --> 02:54:21,580
We love it.

4555
02:54:21,900 --> 02:54:23,420
And we want to see some more of it.

4556
02:54:23,740 --> 02:54:25,040
We do want to see some more of it.

4557
02:54:25,300 --> 02:54:28,880
And it's fucking great to see Man U get all the way to the final.

4558
02:54:29,400 --> 02:54:32,040
Talk about how it's not the trophy they want to win.

4559
02:54:32,240 --> 02:54:33,220
But will play anyway.

4560
02:54:33,560 --> 02:54:37,260
And then they don't play to win the fucking cup.

4561
02:54:37,500 --> 02:54:39,120
It's an amazing piece.

4562
02:54:39,500 --> 02:54:41,120
That's just the way it goes, Tom.

4563
02:54:41,380 --> 02:54:42,620
Good night and God bless everybody.

4564
02:54:43,100 --> 02:54:44,080
We fucking love it.

4565
02:54:44,520 --> 02:54:45,640
And we'll talk to you later on.

4566
02:54:46,300 --> 02:54:47,000
We'll see you later.

4567
02:54:47,360 --> 02:54:48,300
Free from desire.

4568
02:54:48,740 --> 02:54:49,180
Tonight.

4569
02:54:49,660 --> 02:54:50,640
Sheen Long's on fire.

4570
02:54:50,880 --> 02:54:51,460
Good luck.

4571
02:54:52,420 --> 02:54:53,560
Thank you very much.

4572
02:54:54,600 --> 02:54:56,620
David DeGaia.

4573
02:54:57,020 --> 02:54:58,160
I hope you're doing well.

4574
02:54:58,760 --> 02:55:00,100
And let me just see.

4575
02:55:00,200 --> 02:55:02,120
Now we'll play out there with a bit of gala.

4576
02:55:02,900 --> 02:55:03,980
Just to...

4577
02:55:03,980 --> 02:55:06,400
There we go.

4578
02:55:06,500 --> 02:55:07,200
Free from desire.

4579
02:55:07,300 --> 02:55:07,620
From gala.

4580
02:55:07,760 --> 02:55:08,820
We'll talk to you later, guys.

4581
02:55:08,920 --> 02:55:10,100
It's been a nice scenario.

4582
02:55:10,880 --> 02:55:12,060
Thanks for tuning in.

4583
02:55:12,280 --> 02:55:12,900
As usual.

4584
02:55:13,360 --> 02:55:16,460
Always, always, always a special occasion.

4585
02:55:16,740 --> 02:55:18,460
When we get to watch these big games.

4586
02:55:18,800 --> 02:55:19,880
Big European games.

4587
02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:22,000
And then when there's an upset.

4588
02:55:22,200 --> 02:55:23,120
The way it has been.

4589
02:55:24,100 --> 02:55:25,620
She's, you can't fucking ask for more.

4590
02:55:25,700 --> 02:55:26,020
Can ya?

4591
02:55:26,860 --> 02:55:28,320
You can't ask for more.

4592
02:55:28,860 --> 02:55:29,240
Good night.

4593
02:55:29,300 --> 02:55:30,320
God bless, pinkos.

4594
02:55:30,780 --> 02:55:31,500
We'll see you later.

4595
02:55:32,140 --> 02:55:33,820
Maybe next year, United.

4596
02:55:34,400 --> 02:55:36,640
Maybe you might win the fucking League of next year.

4597
02:55:37,460 --> 02:55:38,100
Good night.

4598
02:55:38,340 --> 02:55:39,980
My love has got no power.

4599
02:55:39,980 --> 02:55:41,780
He's got his strong beliefs.

4600
02:55:41,780 --> 02:55:43,760
My love has got no fame.

4601
02:55:43,940 --> 02:55:45,460
He's got his strong beliefs.

4602
02:55:45,880 --> 02:55:47,360
My love has got no money.

4603
02:55:47,700 --> 02:55:49,200
He's got his strong beliefs.

4604
02:55:49,640 --> 02:55:51,360
Want more and more?

4605
02:55:52,080 --> 02:55:53,720
People just want more.

4606
02:55:53,720 --> 02:55:54,720
Tell me love.

4607
02:55:54,720 --> 02:55:56,880
People just want more.

4608
02:55:56,880 --> 02:55:57,860
Tell me love.

4609
02:55:57,860 --> 02:56:00,780
People just want more.

4610
02:56:00,780 --> 02:56:02,420
Tell me love.

4611
02:56:03,080 --> 02:56:05,180
Is what you're fighting for.

4612
02:56:05,640 --> 02:56:23,000
Man you have lost the cup. Man you have lost the cup. Man you are on fire. They have just lost the cup. Man you are going home. They have just lost the cup. Moon I am Uri. Good evening lads. Good evening. Good evening.

4613
02:56:23,000 --> 02:56:39,480
See you later lads. Muriel. Brave McD. Thank you very much. David De Heyer and Thrombelees. Make sure you look. See you later lads.

4614
02:56:39,480 --> 02:56:39,980
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