1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,300 The weather picks up. 2 00:00:01,680 --> 00:00:04,860 Thank you very much, Sepp Blatter and Gulag Worker and Schlag Schleinen. 3 00:00:05,380 --> 00:00:06,180 And where's my jumper? 4 00:00:06,720 --> 00:00:08,600 And where would you rather be? 5 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:11,340 Would you rather be cutting grass with an old baling machine 6 00:00:11,340 --> 00:00:13,880 or would you rather own something a little bit fancy, 7 00:00:14,200 --> 00:00:15,960 something that speaks to your individuality, 8 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:19,080 someone who says, yeah, I cut grass and ensile it and bale it 9 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:20,420 for the fucking winter for the feeding. 10 00:00:21,180 --> 00:00:23,760 But I'm not like every other farmer. 11 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:25,800 I'm not like every other grass man. 12 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:30,620 Well, you want to get yourself none other than the new Welsh Gareth Balear. 13 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,820 9,000 silage golf wheels in that order. 14 00:00:34,140 --> 00:00:35,880 It's a crazy bit of business altogether. 15 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:43,100 It produces 700 bales with man buns and man sculpted hair a day. 16 00:00:43,900 --> 00:00:45,240 That's going on a good day. 17 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:49,840 If you get a great day, you can fucking go crazy on it 18 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:56,260 and just fill the field with man bunnistic bales of ensile grass. 19 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:59,000 It's going to be a crazy bit of business if you want to get onto that. 20 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,180 Get involved. 21 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,360 It's happening soon and we have a shtick in it. 22 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:04,020 We're in on the ground floor. 23 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,620 And at the moment, on the ground floor of the Gdansk Football Stadium, 24 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:13,460 it's Villarreal who are about to walk out to the second half of the regulation time slot 25 00:01:13,460 --> 00:01:18,120 in which they're allowed to apply their trade as fully paid up car carrying members 26 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:24,060 of their professional footballing federation, which they have in Spain there. 27 00:01:24,180 --> 00:01:26,540 It's like the FAI, but it's a Spanish version. 28 00:01:26,700 --> 00:01:29,940 The FES, the Football Association of Spain. 29 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:34,920 Can't guarantee that that's a correct factoid, but it's a decent attempt anyway. 30 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:49,620 Yeah, I'd like to get out of prison. 31 00:01:50,120 --> 00:01:53,600 That would be the celebration to end all celebrations, to be honest. 32 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:58,680 But I don't want to sound like I don't care about it, but at the end of the day, 33 00:01:58,820 --> 00:02:03,660 what matters is the people who are watching when it's happening and when we're doing stuff. 34 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,380 So it doesn't matter how many fucking subs there are. 35 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:13,080 What matters is right here, right now, second half, footballtronics going on, 36 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:19,720 mad style, in front of 8,000, 10,000, maybe 15,000 fans inside the Gdansk Stadium 37 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:25,860 as Manchester United try to clasp, clamber up for a bit of a touch, a sniff of the silver, 38 00:02:25,860 --> 00:02:30,300 a sliver of silverware to add to their malnourished cabinet, 39 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:37,900 which has gone hungry for years at this stage since Darth Vader himself, Lord Sir Alex Ferguson, 40 00:02:38,100 --> 00:02:40,500 left the reins of the chariots of fire. 41 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:49,560 And in came swathes of mismanaged managers befuddled by the coin, the pound and the banknote. 42 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:55,120 And not even a fucking moment's courtesy notice for the team in and of itself, 43 00:02:55,120 --> 00:03:00,040 which goes back to those Glazer boys, which we saw there the last day, 44 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:04,580 spinelessly avoiding questions about the future of the club and where they wanted to go. 45 00:03:04,680 --> 00:03:05,460 Did you see it, Tom? 46 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:06,140 Did you hear it? 47 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,360 Did you fucking sense it? 48 00:03:08,240 --> 00:03:09,140 I seen it. 49 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:16,980 And that fella, that Glazer book, he has a, I mean, I'm, I don't want to be getting into appearances 50 00:03:16,980 --> 00:03:23,880 because I can be, I, I'm aware, I, you know, I'm no Adonis, even though I do try. 51 00:03:24,920 --> 00:03:30,240 But that Glazer book has the dodgiest haircut I've ever seen. 52 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:36,580 And I never, I never knew that the, that the hair, hair could get to such levels of dodginess. 53 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,500 It's a dodgy one, Tom. 54 00:03:39,860 --> 00:03:40,960 An age to their own. 55 00:03:41,380 --> 00:03:43,620 Everyone needs to be able to do what they want. 56 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:47,180 But at the same time, what's the story with that hair man? 57 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:53,280 And also, you're wearing the shades with the fucking tassel that ties the shades to the back of the head 58 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:53,980 in case they fall off. 59 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,280 Or you're wearing a mask as well. 60 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:58,980 And then you saw the interior of the amazing car he had. 61 00:03:58,980 --> 00:04:01,160 It was fucking dodgy, man. 62 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:11,600 Well, definitely not really, he's not really arsed about the, you know, the day-to-day goings-on in the club. 63 00:04:11,720 --> 00:04:13,080 I see it's all about money. 64 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:16,620 It's the Americans, the Yanks, like they're all, it's all business to them. 65 00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:17,640 It's all business. 66 00:04:18,380 --> 00:04:19,340 And that's the problem. 67 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:24,380 That's why if the club's trying to fucking make a league that doesn't even make sense. 68 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:28,640 So how can you make a league, lads, when it doesn't even make sense? 69 00:04:28,680 --> 00:04:29,660 There's no competition in it. 70 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:30,620 Who'd tune into that? 71 00:04:30,780 --> 00:04:32,640 Only weirdos would tune into that. 72 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:35,300 And I would love to have seen how that would have panned out. 73 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:36,600 Had it panned out. 74 00:04:36,660 --> 00:04:37,540 It would have been a nightmare. 75 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,980 But you really would. 76 00:04:39,060 --> 00:04:41,060 It would have separated the weed from the... 77 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:42,920 Here come Villarreal! 78 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:43,760 Chance! 79 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,020 Chance for Villarreal! 80 00:04:45,240 --> 00:04:49,020 It's been scrambled around the back of the beyond box of United. 81 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,220 And Villarreal had about three bites of the cherry. 82 00:04:52,520 --> 00:04:55,260 But it wasn't a good fucking hearty cherry in the mouth. 83 00:04:55,380 --> 00:04:57,840 It was kind of like an apple dunking at Halloween. 84 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,120 Here it comes in again. 85 00:04:59,380 --> 00:05:00,540 And it's headed away by United. 86 00:05:00,920 --> 00:05:03,020 The yellow canary boys are all over these guys. 87 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:06,320 Singing like canaries at the end of the fucking football pitch in Gdansk. 88 00:05:06,860 --> 00:05:09,040 Paul Pogba out to Wan-Bissaka. 89 00:05:09,340 --> 00:05:10,440 Puts it out to the wing. 90 00:05:10,780 --> 00:05:12,320 Gives it out to Bruno Fernandes. 91 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:14,900 Lovely flighted ball into the nowhere zone. 92 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:15,720 It's blank. 93 00:05:16,020 --> 00:05:16,800 It's desperate. 94 00:05:17,060 --> 00:05:17,740 It's desolate. 95 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:22,660 And your man Rulli picks up the ball for Villarreal. 96 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:26,380 And 48 minutes on the clock. 97 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:31,700 And it was Manchester United yet again looking a little bit shaky at the back. 98 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:34,920 And that's putting it mildly. 99 00:05:35,620 --> 00:05:36,580 To say the least. 100 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,880 Crazy, crazy bit of business at the moment. 101 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,940 As Villarreal limber up. 102 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,900 Looking for that second goal. 103 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:47,760 The guy who has the bandage on the head is still playing. 104 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:49,820 The doctor must have seen him at half time. 105 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,300 And said, yeah, he's grand. 106 00:05:51,580 --> 00:05:52,300 Let him play on. 107 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:54,220 Even though he does look busted. 108 00:05:55,060 --> 00:06:02,460 Yep, they put on a brand new bandage on the back. 109 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:05,340 Manchester United look very ropey at the back. 110 00:06:05,840 --> 00:06:06,900 And you can tell them. 111 00:06:06,980 --> 00:06:11,380 Maguire isn't there today because they don't look as solid at the moment. 112 00:06:11,860 --> 00:06:14,640 They've got Lindelof and who else there. 113 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:20,960 They don't look too strong. 114 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,380 Crazy bit of business. 115 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:26,340 Thank you very much, Sep Blatter. 116 00:06:26,340 --> 00:06:28,260 Who says a vampire fact. 117 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:29,740 It's a misconception. 118 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,080 But vampires are averse to wooden stakes. 119 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:35,640 It's actually an aversion to beef stakes. 120 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:40,840 Due to their already high iron diet. 121 00:06:41,060 --> 00:06:48,040 And I gotta tell you, I was talking to someone who had that, what is it, fucking high iron content in their blood. 122 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:50,060 Yeah, there's a name for it. 123 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,340 Hemochromatosis or something. 124 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:53,820 That's it. 125 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,580 And it's tough. 126 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:58,840 Has to get the blood drained every now and again. 127 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,100 And it's a pain in the arse. 128 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:02,340 Yep. 129 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:05,560 Big shout out to any hemochromatosis sufferers. 130 00:07:06,040 --> 00:07:07,180 Hope you're getting on well. 131 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:11,140 Manchester United trying to pump a bit of iron into the box there. 132 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:17,700 And it's falling back out to the Villarreal guys who look a lot more confident and comfy on the ball at the moment. 133 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,940 Man, you are getting a little bit touchy. 134 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:20,720 They know. 135 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:21,920 50 minutes. 136 00:07:22,360 --> 00:07:23,000 And they haven't scored. 137 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:25,120 But Cavani's trying to get something out of this here. 138 00:07:25,180 --> 00:07:26,660 But he's fouled his defender. 139 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:31,660 And that's going to be a Villarreal free kick. 140 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:37,680 Crazy bitch of business all night long. 141 00:07:40,200 --> 00:07:45,060 It's a crazy bitch of business all night long. 142 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,520 I want to sing my song. 143 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:52,500 Back in business. 144 00:07:52,500 --> 00:07:54,320 At the moment. 145 00:07:55,320 --> 00:07:58,160 Let's try and hear what these guys are saying here. 146 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:06,700 Luke Shaw and Marcus Rashford try to orchestrate some kind of significant attack here. 147 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:09,880 God knows Manchester United need to do that. 148 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:12,540 Because it's been lackluster at the moment from these guys. 149 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:14,540 Not without wanted trying. 150 00:08:14,540 --> 00:08:27,320 But they just don't seem to have the keys necessary to unlock the multiple doors which are being closed in their faces by each and every tightly manmarketeered player of the Villarreal quartet. 151 00:08:28,260 --> 00:08:31,920 And here is Pogba doing a cheeky little bit of a step over. 152 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:35,840 But it's nonsense play at the end of the day because he has to pass it backwards. 153 00:08:36,420 --> 00:08:40,700 Manu on the ball with Greenwood to Fernandez. 154 00:08:40,980 --> 00:08:41,740 Cheeky 1-2. 155 00:08:41,860 --> 00:08:42,760 Back into the area. 156 00:08:42,880 --> 00:08:46,000 Cut out by the Villarreal Clara Tarantinos. 157 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:53,840 And the crowd is going mad crazy now because it seems as though Greenwood has gone down clutching his leg inside the box. 158 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,680 Referee said he has nothing that's been seen. 159 00:08:57,420 --> 00:09:01,880 And he got a bit of a clatter off of a defender who was swinging for a ball. 160 00:09:01,980 --> 00:09:03,140 But it's not going to be a penalty. 161 00:09:04,420 --> 00:09:06,560 It's not going to be a penalty. 162 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:07,200 No. 163 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,100 For United. 164 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,800 They were looking for a penalty. 165 00:09:14,020 --> 00:09:14,500 United. 166 00:09:14,860 --> 00:09:16,200 They're not going to get it. 167 00:09:16,260 --> 00:09:16,820 United. 168 00:09:17,220 --> 00:09:19,840 Are getting bet by Villarreal. 169 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:24,120 Well. 170 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:28,160 Looks as though it could be going to Villarreal. 171 00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:29,600 Villarreal. 172 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:30,080 Villarreal. 173 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:35,360 Hugh. 174 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:37,020 Thank you very much for the tip. 175 00:09:37,520 --> 00:09:40,500 And it has gone to Villarreal. 176 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:41,820 Villarreal. 177 00:09:42,260 --> 00:09:43,460 And it's gone no ball. 178 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:48,380 And Bruno Fernandez tries to put a Portuguese ball into the box area. 179 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,420 But it's a blank. 180 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:50,380 Frank Blankard. 181 00:09:51,700 --> 00:09:53,860 For the Dutch team. 182 00:09:54,100 --> 00:09:55,000 Known as Holland. 183 00:09:55,820 --> 00:09:58,480 And Bruno Fernandez looks annoyed at that. 184 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,120 Unai Emeroid. 185 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:03,060 Is bouncing up and down like a steroid. 186 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:03,580 On the side. 187 00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:05,500 He's picking his nose and scratching his face. 188 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,260 He needs to sanitize the hands. 189 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:08,700 He looks like a vampire. 190 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:10,540 Could be from Transylvania. 191 00:10:11,620 --> 00:10:14,500 It could be from Transylvania. 192 00:10:15,580 --> 00:10:17,060 Unai Emery. 193 00:10:18,020 --> 00:10:19,380 Unai Emery. 194 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:20,780 Good evening. 195 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:20,780 Good evening. 196 00:10:20,780 --> 00:10:21,460 Good evening. 197 00:10:21,460 --> 00:10:21,560 Good evening. 198 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:21,780 Good evening. 199 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:22,500 Good evening. 200 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:22,500 Good evening. 201 00:10:22,500 --> 00:10:23,500 Good evening. 202 00:10:23,500 --> 00:10:24,460 Good evening. 203 00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,460 Good evening. 204 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:26,460 Good evening. 205 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:27,080 Good evening. 206 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,580 Good evening. 207 00:10:27,580 --> 00:10:28,600 Good evening. 208 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:29,660 And uh. 209 00:10:29,660 --> 00:10:32,500 Yellow card has been brandished here. 210 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:34,080 For somebody. 211 00:10:34,180 --> 00:10:36,760 Capo or Capoo or something. 212 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,860 For uh. 213 00:10:41,620 --> 00:10:42,920 Allegedly pulling down. 214 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,820 Bruno Fernandez. 215 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,940 But Bruno Fernandez fell down like a feather. 216 00:10:47,560 --> 00:10:47,900 In a. 217 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,240 In a. 218 00:10:48,380 --> 00:10:49,460 In a windstorm. 219 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:50,400 Tobe. 220 00:10:50,460 --> 00:10:51,320 Thank you very much. 221 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,220 Getting the Pfizer. 222 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:54,080 On Sunday. 223 00:10:54,180 --> 00:10:54,460 Schlug. 224 00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:55,540 Wish me luck. 225 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,100 Best of luck with the Pfizer. 226 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:58,480 Uh. 227 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,120 They've gone from strength to strength. 228 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:00,660 Those boys. 229 00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:01,440 The Pfizer boys. 230 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,020 They used to be. 231 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:02,980 They used to make their money. 232 00:11:03,020 --> 00:11:03,980 They made their money in the. 233 00:11:03,980 --> 00:11:04,340 In the. 234 00:11:04,340 --> 00:11:05,100 In the blue pills. 235 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:06,660 Oh. 236 00:11:07,020 --> 00:11:07,420 McTominay. 237 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:07,960 Chance. 238 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:08,960 Six yards. 239 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:10,020 Falling to McTominay. 240 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:10,940 He scuffed it. 241 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:12,060 Tries to find someone else. 242 00:11:12,140 --> 00:11:12,780 Gets a shot on. 243 00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:13,480 It's deflected. 244 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,300 And goes out for a Manchester United corner. 245 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:16,020 Ball. 246 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:18,700 Shot McTominay. 247 00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:19,140 Shot. 248 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:20,020 Got deflected. 249 00:11:20,920 --> 00:11:22,680 Shot McTominay. 250 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:25,000 Took a little shot McTominay. 251 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:26,120 From six yards out. 252 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,480 It's gone out for a corner. 253 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,940 Which Luke Shaw's about to take. 254 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,740 Luke Shaw. 255 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,420 Takes a corner ball. 256 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:34,660 Comes into the area. 257 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:35,500 Heads go up. 258 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,080 It's headed away by Villiel. 259 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,420 Out to Rashford from range. 260 00:11:38,620 --> 00:11:39,700 It's fallen to Cavani. 261 00:11:40,460 --> 00:11:41,860 Edinson Cavani. 262 00:11:42,540 --> 00:11:43,420 Edinson Cavani. 263 00:11:44,500 --> 00:11:45,420 The matador. 264 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,420 The matadoristic matardino. 265 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,920 The man from the Uruguayan. 266 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,920 The man from the Uruguayan plainscapes of Paraguay. 267 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:52,600 Paraguay. 268 00:11:52,600 --> 00:11:54,320 He's the Paraguayan. 269 00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:55,880 Galwegian. 270 00:11:56,380 --> 00:11:58,940 Uruguayan master of the Ouija board. 271 00:11:59,540 --> 00:12:03,700 A man who dedicated his life to the game of the football. 272 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:05,620 A leather ball. 273 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:08,540 Which is inflated and kicked around a park. 274 00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:11,220 Shepherded towards the goal by men. 275 00:12:11,500 --> 00:12:13,320 Who were more than mere mortals. 276 00:12:13,700 --> 00:12:16,340 None other than Edinson Cavani. 277 00:12:16,700 --> 00:12:17,540 The matador. 278 00:12:18,300 --> 00:12:20,700 The man who can score. 279 00:12:23,380 --> 00:12:28,540 Crazy bit of business from Edinson Cavani with the tap in. 280 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,420 It was a crazy bit of tapage. 281 00:12:32,420 --> 00:12:34,680 How's this cabbage after that? 282 00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:37,620 Goal check for VR time. 283 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,600 Could be ruled out. 284 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:39,220 Ha ha ha. 285 00:12:40,220 --> 00:12:41,540 It could be ruled out. 286 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,120 They're checking the goal for VR now. 287 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:44,640 This is. 288 00:12:44,900 --> 00:12:47,500 It would be awful funny now if it was outside or something. 289 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:53,700 The clock is ticking. 290 00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,380 Thanks very much, Tobes. 291 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,340 And best luck with the jab. 292 00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,800 Here we go. 293 00:13:03,380 --> 00:13:06,480 The tension is tight inside the Gdansk football stadium. 294 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,720 As the goal is being checked by the VR boys. 295 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,460 VR-real. 296 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:14,440 Is this a chance for VR-real? 297 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:18,020 To maintain their lead. 298 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,440 The word has come through. 299 00:13:23,700 --> 00:13:25,580 The referee has given the goal. 300 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:28,480 It's a goal for Edinson Cavani. 301 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:33,400 The referee has given the goal to United. 302 00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:40,440 There was a bit of consternation regarding the players positioning at the time of the through pass. 303 00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:44,280 But all that shall pass at the moment. 304 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:45,080 Here come United. 305 00:13:45,580 --> 00:13:47,520 Chance for them to get another goal. 306 00:13:47,860 --> 00:13:51,360 This is just the typical United kind of style, isn't it? 307 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:55,080 They always manage to sew it up into a neat little package at the end. 308 00:13:55,320 --> 00:14:05,940 McTominay with a blank. 309 00:14:05,940 --> 00:14:06,940 Whistle past the post. 310 00:14:06,940 --> 00:14:08,160 Whistle past the post. 311 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:10,840 Whistle past the post. 312 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:11,820 Whistle past the post. 313 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:12,960 Whistle past the post. 314 00:14:18,180 --> 00:14:24,140 with a blank Frankie Blankard, Reggie Blanker, 315 00:14:24,900 --> 00:14:28,600 and it fell to Bruno Fernandes then, 316 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:32,960 who you'd put money on him at least getting it on target, 317 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:39,740 but he absolutely baluba farcatoris it into the Rose Zed back and beyond. 318 00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:42,320 Crazy bit of business altogether. 319 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:46,220 As man you. 320 00:14:46,220 --> 00:14:50,580 So, try to contain Villarreal now. 321 00:14:51,460 --> 00:14:52,320 And they're doing that. 322 00:14:52,740 --> 00:14:54,800 McTominay's woken up, it seems. 323 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,720 He's making a lot of movements over the pitch. 324 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,100 He's getting shorty. 325 00:14:59,360 --> 00:15:00,540 He's getting hands-on. 326 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:02,760 He's manhandling other players. 327 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,900 And now Villarreal, they're looking a bit tasty as well. 328 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,660 Don't forget, they dispatched Arsenal in the semifinal. 329 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:12,480 That's not really saying a lot. 330 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,140 That's not really saying much at all, Tom. 331 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:23,060 Arsenal have routinely underperformed in a lot of games they've played this season. 332 00:15:24,740 --> 00:15:31,380 Didn't even qualify for European football for the first time in a quarter of a century. 333 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:37,020 What the hell is going on in that club? 334 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,560 Rub-a-dub-dub. 335 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:40,220 Hit it. 336 00:15:43,900 --> 00:15:48,040 Crazy bit of business all night long. 337 00:15:50,300 --> 00:15:51,720 58 minutes here. 338 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:54,880 Villarreal and Manchester United are deadlocked. 339 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,600 One goal apiece. 340 00:15:57,560 --> 00:16:00,140 And now Villarreal pile-driving down the wing. 341 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:06,300 It looks like both teams are going to be absolutely electrified for the next half an hour. 342 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,940 To the point where it's going to get sloppy-jaloppy. 343 00:16:10,940 --> 00:16:15,060 And you're going to see some crazy goals that come out of nowhere. 344 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:16,260 Like that kind of a vibe. 345 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,300 You know the situation. 346 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:19,200 Oh. 347 00:16:19,660 --> 00:16:23,740 I know the situation so goddamn well. 348 00:16:26,380 --> 00:16:30,500 Even though I've never had a game for Man United. 349 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:34,260 In the Champions League final or Europa League. 350 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:36,100 Or for any other team. 351 00:16:36,460 --> 00:16:40,140 I still think that I know what I mean. 352 00:16:40,260 --> 00:16:42,060 I mean what I know. 353 00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:44,140 I like what I know. 354 00:16:44,140 --> 00:16:46,080 I do what I say. 355 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,040 Listen to me go. 356 00:16:49,080 --> 00:16:53,420 I think that United will clinch it in the end. 357 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,560 Like Vladimir clinch goal. 358 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:02,040 So you think United could pip them up the post at the end of it? 359 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:03,720 Yo. 360 00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:05,020 That's what I said. 361 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:06,200 That's what I am. 362 00:17:06,420 --> 00:17:07,320 That's where we're going. 363 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,940 That's what's going to happen man. 364 00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:09,500 Yo. 365 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:10,780 You got to listen up. 366 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:11,900 Man, Jesse United. 367 00:17:12,180 --> 00:17:13,100 The end of this game. 368 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,340 You know what's going to happen. 369 00:17:14,520 --> 00:17:16,340 They're going to play the game real well. 370 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:17,740 They're going to score that goal. 371 00:17:18,980 --> 00:17:21,500 Lovely bit of beat work there as well. 372 00:17:21,780 --> 00:17:23,100 60 minutes on the clock. 373 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,700 Villarreal won. 374 00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,460 Manchester United won. 375 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,520 And it's Edinson Cavani. 376 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:31,120 Who I believe Francis you were telling me. 377 00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:33,380 You threw a few cents. 378 00:17:33,540 --> 00:17:34,080 A few euro. 379 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,320 A few cents on it. 380 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,240 25 cents. 381 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,520 And Cavani scoring twice. 382 00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,420 And United winning the game. 383 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:42,840 Yeah. 384 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:49,100 But what kind of odds did you get on that? 385 00:17:50,100 --> 00:17:54,720 Well, Edinson Cavani to score any time. 386 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:55,400 Oh no. 387 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,560 Edinson Cavani to score twice. 388 00:17:59,300 --> 00:18:02,100 And United to win the game. 389 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,760 Or actually no. 390 00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,220 The game to finish 1-1. 391 00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:09,760 And Edinson Cavani to score. 392 00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:13,680 So you've got Edinson Cavani to score any time. 393 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:17,120 And the game to finish 1-1 after 90 minutes. 394 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:21,340 You just said it true man. 395 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:22,260 Right there. 396 00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,280 That's exactly what I got. 397 00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:28,240 The odds were 16-1 on that shot. 398 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,920 I stuck 25 cents on it. 399 00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,960 This is what I'm gonna got. 400 00:18:32,960 --> 00:18:35,240 Billy bet all the way. 401 00:18:35,720 --> 00:18:38,400 Listen to me all the time. 402 00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:43,740 I'm doing time in a police station cell over in England. 403 00:18:44,260 --> 00:18:46,520 When they gonna release me. 404 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,240 I want to go home. 405 00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:49,700 Back to bed. 406 00:18:50,220 --> 00:18:51,640 Back to bed. 407 00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:55,760 I want to go and sleep in my own bed. 408 00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:57,860 Not on a cell bed. 409 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:02,200 Which is like having a gym mat on the ground. 410 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:06,460 It's not nice and it's not very sound. 411 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:10,820 Here come Villarreal now. 412 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,640 A chance for them to really put the cat amongst the pigeons. 413 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,980 But we don't want it to go to that. 414 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:21,500 What we want is for the game to stay tied at 1-1. 415 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:26,560 And then for an extra time care package scenario to happen. 416 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:31,860 So that we can, you know, Francis can get a few Billy bets into the back purse. 417 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:33,500 Smooth shot 95. 418 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,340 Thank you very much. 419 00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:36,840 Tom Yee and your mad nephew should commentate. 420 00:19:37,220 --> 00:19:38,240 UFC fights. 421 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:40,000 Hashtag free Francis. 422 00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:46,780 I'm not really sure if we should do the fighting stuff. 423 00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:48,660 I'm feeling rough. 424 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:52,900 You'd be feeling rough having to stay up until 6.45. 425 00:19:53,600 --> 00:19:56,640 To see the main card fight. 426 00:19:56,640 --> 00:19:58,820 Unless it's spicy. 427 00:19:59,460 --> 00:20:00,920 I'll say goodnight. 428 00:20:01,060 --> 00:20:02,620 And sleep, sleep, sleep. 429 00:20:02,740 --> 00:20:04,400 Till the morning daylight. 430 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,760 I didn't have to stay up half the effing night. 431 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:10,760 To see a leg get chipped. 432 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,820 To see a leg get smashed. 433 00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,040 Did you stay up half the night? 434 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:16,760 To see a leg get smashed. 435 00:20:16,900 --> 00:20:18,120 It was worth it. 436 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,200 It was worth it. 437 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:24,960 My physiological sneak up and standing is feeling bad. 438 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,660 But it was worth it to stay up half the night. 439 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,620 The other night I watched the two men fight. 440 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:33,800 I really felt alive at the time. 441 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:35,560 And then I went to sleep. 442 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:36,700 I didn't cry. 443 00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:38,400 I fell asleep. 444 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,500 And woke up the next day late. 445 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,960 4pm on a Sunday. 446 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,780 The whole family were eating Sunday dinner. 447 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,200 And my face was embarrassed. 448 00:20:50,580 --> 00:20:52,780 When I walked into the house. 449 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:56,780 I said how you getting quietly escaped like a mouse. 450 00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,980 Went to hit the pantry. 451 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:01,340 Bruno Fernandes looking nasty. 452 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,520 Down the wing. 453 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:03,600 Bruno ball. 454 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:04,620 Into the middle. 455 00:21:04,760 --> 00:21:05,520 Hear him sing. 456 00:21:05,780 --> 00:21:07,880 It's fallen to miss in Greenwood. 457 00:21:08,380 --> 00:21:10,720 But Villarreal have cut out the ball. 458 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:11,920 Now they're on the ball. 459 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,940 They're running down that right hand flank. 460 00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:14,800 High insider. 461 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:16,640 Sorry about that. 462 00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:18,600 A bit too much there Francis. 463 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:19,820 You tore the arse out of it. 464 00:21:20,100 --> 00:21:20,820 Paul Pogba. 465 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,220 Manchester United. 466 00:21:22,640 --> 00:21:25,520 Failing to deal with the electrification. 467 00:21:25,740 --> 00:21:28,040 Which is being pumped up to the megawatts. 468 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,840 By Villarreal at the moment. 469 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:30,820 They're coming thick. 470 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:31,780 And they're coming fast. 471 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:33,180 CJ thanks for the tip. 472 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,260 And to Jammy D Cruz. 473 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:36,860 Who says 9 to 4. 474 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:37,360 And I'm Francis. 475 00:21:37,460 --> 00:21:38,320 Balls coming to the room. 476 00:21:38,320 --> 00:21:39,560 Villarreal looking for Cavani. 477 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:41,560 Lads are looking for Cavani. 478 00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,640 Inside the Manchester. 479 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,040 Inside the Gden Stadium. 480 00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:45,320 Everyone's going. 481 00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:45,900 Where's Edison? 482 00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:46,660 Have you seen Edison? 483 00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:48,240 Give this to Edison will you? 484 00:21:48,340 --> 00:21:48,940 And then they'll go. 485 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,480 What is it? 486 00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,100 No it's a football. 487 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,620 It's the match ball man. 488 00:21:51,860 --> 00:21:52,900 If you give that to Edinson. 489 00:21:53,280 --> 00:21:55,960 Because he'll be able to strike it into the goal sack. 490 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:57,320 And 9 to 4. 491 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,060 And Francis getting out in 2021. 492 00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:00,780 Says someone there Francis. 493 00:22:01,500 --> 00:22:02,280 Sounds good. 494 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:03,660 Sounds very. 495 00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:04,620 Sounds really good. 496 00:22:04,760 --> 00:22:06,540 And thanks very much for the tip there lads. 497 00:22:06,800 --> 00:22:08,200 And Tobe smooth shot. 498 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:09,580 Jammy D Cruz. 499 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,020 And CJ. 500 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:11,120 I hope you're getting on well. 501 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,480 It's 1-1 here. 502 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,100 We want the game to stay at 1-1. 503 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:16,620 Tied. 504 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:18,020 Edison Cavani. 505 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,420 Score any time. 506 00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:21,560 Final score after 90 minutes. 507 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,120 1-1. 508 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,140 Billy Betts special. 509 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:29,660 We don't really fucking want to promote our own interests in the gambling stakes. 510 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:32,720 But that is the interest at this moment in time. 511 00:22:33,060 --> 00:22:34,860 And that is something that's keeping me. 512 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:36,080 You know. 513 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:38,420 With a spring in my step. 514 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:38,920 So to speak. 515 00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,540 As much as a man who is incarcerated can have a spring in step. 516 00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:44,720 McTominay tries to spring the ball into the box there. 517 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:46,920 But it's ricocheted off a guy. 518 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:47,860 Not Rick O'Shea. 519 00:22:47,980 --> 00:22:48,380 The DJ. 520 00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,380 But Rick O'Shea. 521 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:50,360 Is in a deflection. 522 00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:51,560 Off of a man. 523 00:22:52,020 --> 00:22:53,420 Who wears a yellow jersey. 524 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,680 Signifying that he does play for the team. 525 00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:56,360 Villa. 526 00:22:56,860 --> 00:22:57,280 Real. 527 00:22:57,880 --> 00:22:58,840 And I gotta tell you. 528 00:22:58,980 --> 00:22:59,280 I feel. 529 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:00,360 I feel. 530 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:02,000 I feel very real at the moment. 531 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:02,740 Watching this. 532 00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:04,200 Crazy bit of ball. 533 00:23:04,580 --> 00:23:06,200 It's exactly the kind of Europa. 534 00:23:06,580 --> 00:23:07,440 European Cup. 535 00:23:07,660 --> 00:23:09,200 Or UEFA Cup. 536 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:10,020 Final. 537 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:11,560 I have come to know. 538 00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,600 And expect and love. 539 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:14,760 Because sometimes you get the Champions League finals. 540 00:23:14,940 --> 00:23:16,380 And they're a bit of a ball ache. 541 00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,020 In terms of the build up. 542 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:19,660 And they've been over hyped. 543 00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:20,400 Oversold. 544 00:23:20,520 --> 00:23:21,460 And then they don't deliver. 545 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,120 This is delivering. 546 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:23,960 At the moment. 547 00:23:24,140 --> 00:23:25,240 This is deliverance. 548 00:23:26,300 --> 00:23:26,780 Yep. 549 00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:27,940 Hopefully. 550 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:31,560 It's not going to end up like the film deliverance. 551 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,380 With some of the players having to make a forfeit. 552 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:35,400 Of. 553 00:23:36,100 --> 00:23:37,600 Of epic proportions. 554 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:39,920 Which would definitely live with them. 555 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,340 For the rest of their lives. 556 00:23:42,300 --> 00:23:43,600 Hopefully that's not going to happen. 557 00:23:43,780 --> 00:23:44,200 Brainschlag. 558 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:45,380 Thanks very much for the tip. 559 00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:46,040 CJ. 560 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:46,920 Here comes. 561 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:47,920 Bruno Fernandes. 562 00:23:48,100 --> 00:23:48,860 Tries a little twist. 563 00:23:49,020 --> 00:23:49,320 A turn. 564 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:49,920 A pirouette. 565 00:23:50,140 --> 00:23:52,140 And he manages to get taken down in the process. 566 00:23:52,420 --> 00:23:53,540 His balaneristic. 567 00:23:53,940 --> 00:23:54,840 Twist and turn. 568 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,180 Of no. 569 00:23:56,580 --> 00:23:56,960 It's like. 570 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,560 It's like he was speaking Greek. 571 00:23:58,740 --> 00:23:59,360 To that big. 572 00:23:59,500 --> 00:23:59,900 Tall. 573 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,800 Lanky defender. 574 00:24:01,620 --> 00:24:03,380 Just didn't really have any. 575 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:04,280 Understanding. 576 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:04,680 Of the. 577 00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:05,460 The language. 578 00:24:05,660 --> 00:24:06,300 Of football. 579 00:24:06,420 --> 00:24:07,300 That Bruno Fernandes. 580 00:24:07,300 --> 00:24:07,860 Was speaking. 581 00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:10,140 And it was one of cheekiness. 582 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,500 It was one of trickery. 583 00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,800 It was one of guile. 584 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,480 Speed. 585 00:24:15,100 --> 00:24:16,040 And of flair. 586 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:17,080 And. 587 00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,260 He was taken down. 588 00:24:19,260 --> 00:24:19,740 Mercilessly. 589 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:20,560 By the big. 590 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:20,560 By the big. 591 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:20,560 By the big. 592 00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,520 Center half guy. 593 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:22,560 And now. 594 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:23,600 It's a chance. 595 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:24,860 For Fernandes. 596 00:24:25,120 --> 00:24:25,660 To put him. 597 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:26,080 One of his. 598 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:26,820 Trademark. 599 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:27,480 Curly. 600 00:24:27,580 --> 00:24:28,200 Whirly balls. 601 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:29,220 Into the side hatch. 602 00:24:29,260 --> 00:24:29,980 Of the goal mouth. 603 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:31,100 Will he go straight. 604 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:31,560 For goal. 605 00:24:31,660 --> 00:24:32,240 Fernandes. 606 00:24:32,360 --> 00:24:33,020 Or will. 607 00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:34,360 He go for one of the lads. 608 00:24:34,420 --> 00:24:34,740 In the box. 609 00:24:35,060 --> 00:24:35,500 Luke Shaw. 610 00:24:35,580 --> 00:24:36,040 Takes it. 611 00:24:36,300 --> 00:24:37,260 And he crosses in. 612 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:38,580 It falls back to Greenwood. 613 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,360 And then it's. 614 00:24:39,500 --> 00:24:40,100 Belted away. 615 00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:40,800 By a VRA. 616 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:41,260 Player. 617 00:24:41,500 --> 00:24:42,520 Out into the middle dish. 618 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:43,700 In 67 minutes. 619 00:24:43,760 --> 00:24:44,240 Gone here. 620 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,600 It's 1-1. 621 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:46,500 One goal. 622 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:47,520 A piece. 623 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,680 Crazy bit of business Tom. 624 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:52,120 Sorry about that everyone. 625 00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:53,660 That's not right. 626 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,380 Me and Tom. 627 00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:56,420 Both pride ourselves. 628 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:57,040 On. 629 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,320 Communications. 630 00:24:58,800 --> 00:24:59,480 And broadcasting. 631 00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:00,480 Prowess. 632 00:25:00,860 --> 00:25:01,400 That leaves. 633 00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:02,300 The viewer. 634 00:25:02,500 --> 00:25:02,740 Slash. 635 00:25:02,900 --> 00:25:03,420 Listener. 636 00:25:04,100 --> 00:25:04,660 Spellbound. 637 00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:06,420 And asking questions. 638 00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:08,300 And the questions. 639 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:08,960 That were sadly. 640 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:09,520 Being asked. 641 00:25:09,580 --> 00:25:09,920 After you. 642 00:25:10,100 --> 00:25:10,760 Having to hear. 643 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:11,300 That fucking. 644 00:25:11,540 --> 00:25:12,640 Expulsion of gas. 645 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:13,640 At the mercy. 646 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:14,460 Of my lungs. 647 00:25:15,060 --> 00:25:15,460 Is. 648 00:25:15,800 --> 00:25:16,060 When. 649 00:25:16,260 --> 00:25:16,800 Is this. 650 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:17,620 Gonna end. 651 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:18,780 And I gotta tell you something. 652 00:25:19,260 --> 00:25:19,820 It's ending. 653 00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:20,560 Right here. 654 00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:21,400 Right now. 655 00:25:21,700 --> 00:25:22,580 No more burps. 656 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:23,400 For the rest. 657 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:24,680 Of the fucking match. 658 00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,500 Crazy bit of business. 659 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:27,400 All together. 660 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:28,440 A promise. 661 00:25:28,580 --> 00:25:29,680 From Francis Higgins. 662 00:25:29,940 --> 00:25:31,340 The stream leader here. 663 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:32,320 To not. 664 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:33,160 Burp. 665 00:25:33,300 --> 00:25:34,020 Or belch. 666 00:25:34,540 --> 00:25:35,280 For the duration. 667 00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:35,880 Of the rest. 668 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:36,440 Of the stream. 669 00:25:36,540 --> 00:25:37,720 It's a crazy bit of business. 670 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:39,100 And I believe. 671 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:39,940 Their billy bet. 672 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:40,760 Are offering. 673 00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:42,280 Odds of nine to four. 674 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:43,280 On Francis. 675 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:44,620 Not even being able. 676 00:25:44,780 --> 00:25:45,420 To maintain. 677 00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:46,260 His. 678 00:25:47,040 --> 00:25:48,040 Gastro intentional. 679 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,360 Fucking awareness. 680 00:25:50,100 --> 00:25:51,460 For another ten minutes. 681 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,160 That is to say. 682 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:52,900 That you will belch. 683 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:53,620 Within ten minutes. 684 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:53,940 Francis. 685 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:54,380 What do you think. 686 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,040 About those odds. 687 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:56,400 Fucking don't believe. 688 00:25:56,540 --> 00:25:57,100 The hype Tom. 689 00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,520 And tan. 690 00:25:59,020 --> 00:25:59,380 Man. 691 00:25:59,680 --> 00:26:00,660 Thank you very much. 692 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:01,480 For the tip. 693 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:02,580 Very very very kind. 694 00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:02,700 To you. 695 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,660 And McCarthy Buchel. 696 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:04,880 Very very kind. 697 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:05,480 To you as well. 698 00:26:05,820 --> 00:26:06,940 Crazy bit of business Tom. 699 00:26:07,380 --> 00:26:08,300 Crazy bit of business. 700 00:26:08,300 --> 00:26:08,660 Indeed. 701 00:26:08,820 --> 00:26:09,540 McCarthy Buchel. 702 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:10,620 Top class stream lads. 703 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:11,700 I'm starting an internship. 704 00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:12,960 With Billy Bet next week. 705 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,220 If I do well. 706 00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,400 I'll start getting paid. 707 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:17,040 In twelve to fourteen months. 708 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:17,880 Wish me luck. 709 00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:19,960 It sounds like a great little bit of business. 710 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:20,540 All together. 711 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:21,740 McCarthy Buchel. 712 00:26:21,820 --> 00:26:22,940 I hope you're getting on well there. 713 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:25,060 And doing a fucking. 714 00:26:25,460 --> 00:26:25,880 Oh god. 715 00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:26,600 Bruno Fernandes. 716 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:27,180 Rashford. 717 00:26:27,360 --> 00:26:28,760 It's so easy for Rashford. 718 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,920 And that's why. 719 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,400 It goes wide in the post. 720 00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:33,500 Because it's the easiest sitters. 721 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,340 That sometimes turn out to be the biggest shitters. 722 00:26:36,340 --> 00:26:36,780 So that you. 723 00:26:36,940 --> 00:26:38,500 Crazy bit of business Tom. 724 00:26:38,980 --> 00:26:39,760 And Rashford. 725 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:42,720 Absolutely kicks the cat up the arse. 726 00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:43,380 With this one. 727 00:26:43,760 --> 00:26:45,400 He tries to go for a placement. 728 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,240 Six yards out from the goal sticks. 729 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:51,120 And he just gets it all kinds of wrong Tom. 730 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,740 A chance goes a begging for United to win. 731 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,440 Go ahead on goals. 732 00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:56,100 And. 733 00:26:56,540 --> 00:26:57,940 Well how else could they go ahead. 734 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,540 And it goes a begging. 735 00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,480 Crazy bit of business. 736 00:27:02,360 --> 00:27:03,080 And tan man. 737 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,340 Thank you very much. 738 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,240 V.O.R.A.L. 739 00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:07,200 About to put the shits up United here. 740 00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:07,900 19. 741 00:27:08,300 --> 00:27:09,240 On the edge of the box. 742 00:27:09,500 --> 00:27:11,200 Squares it to the lad with the bullshit head. 743 00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:12,660 Lad with the bullshit head now. 744 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:13,240 Number 8. 745 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:16,100 Tries to fucking find a bit of support in midfield. 746 00:27:16,420 --> 00:27:17,380 He is at to backtrack. 747 00:27:17,380 --> 00:27:17,860 No. 748 00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,700 Chance for a shot from range. 749 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:21,360 But it's a blank ball. 750 00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,760 From Pariso. 751 00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:23,380 Or Parisio. 752 00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:24,940 Number 5. 753 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:26,920 Should really have just. 754 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,700 Not done that. 755 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:29,580 It was a blanker. 756 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,740 Crazy bit of business Tom. 757 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,400 And what was I going to say. 758 00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:34,700 Tan man. 759 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:35,240 Thanks very much. 760 00:27:35,520 --> 00:27:37,520 Keep up the crack from Tanland. 761 00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:38,580 Says Tan man. 762 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:39,640 That's great. 763 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:40,340 It's not. 764 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,320 It's not much crack here. 765 00:27:41,740 --> 00:27:43,060 But there is a live. 766 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:44,840 Broadcasted phone call. 767 00:27:44,980 --> 00:27:45,820 Which I do have. 768 00:27:46,180 --> 00:27:48,500 Which is always granted and gifted to me. 769 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:54,140 During the big semi-finals and finals of the major European football tournaments. 770 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:55,380 And I got to tell you something. 771 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:56,280 Euro 2020. 772 00:27:56,920 --> 00:27:58,600 Are we going to be covering it Tom? 773 00:27:58,640 --> 00:27:59,440 What's the story there? 774 00:28:01,060 --> 00:28:01,880 Couldn't really. 775 00:28:02,340 --> 00:28:03,460 Couldn't tell you at all. 776 00:28:03,860 --> 00:28:04,440 Rashford's cat. 777 00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,120 Thanks very much. 778 00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:05,800 Luke Shaw. 779 00:28:06,060 --> 00:28:07,900 Chance here to fucking stick a cat in the bag. 780 00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:08,640 He turns. 781 00:28:08,860 --> 00:28:10,040 Cruyff turn in the edge of the box. 782 00:28:10,260 --> 00:28:10,800 Blank ball. 783 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:11,800 It's Cavani. 784 00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:12,600 Oh. 785 00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:13,640 Crazy bit of business. 786 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:15,600 Point blank range header from Cavani. 787 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:16,660 And. 788 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:19,360 It looked like a blank ball from Shaw. 789 00:28:19,460 --> 00:28:20,360 But it was a well. 790 00:28:20,460 --> 00:28:22,840 Well placed ball on Cavani's count. 791 00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,820 Although it had too much pace on it. 792 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,860 And Cavani looked rattled. 793 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:29,460 Cavani looked like he got the ball to the face. 794 00:28:29,660 --> 00:28:30,460 On a replay now. 795 00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:31,000 We'll see it. 796 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:33,260 Lovely bit of skill from Luke Shaw. 797 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,340 It was like a 10 ton truck slamming the fucking brakes on. 798 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:37,840 He finds Cavani. 799 00:28:38,220 --> 00:28:40,500 But it looks like he fucking belts it on his head. 800 00:28:40,860 --> 00:28:43,500 And Cavani can't control it. 801 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:45,960 He can only just fucking meet the ball. 802 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,800 And it rattlesnakes off his head. 803 00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:50,080 And then goes on to another Villarreal player. 804 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:54,100 And Villarreal are feeling really villainistic at the moment. 805 00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:55,540 They've got control of the balloon. 806 00:28:55,820 --> 00:28:56,980 And they're taking the piss. 807 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,180 Lovely bit of stuff. 808 00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,020 They're from Dilith. 809 00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,920 Thank you very much. 810 00:29:01,980 --> 00:29:03,840 Dilithith and Rashford's cat. 811 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:05,360 Rashford's castle. 812 00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:07,880 Instead of Ashford castle in me. 813 00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:08,100 Oh. 814 00:29:08,940 --> 00:29:09,860 Rashford castle. 815 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:13,320 Maybe Marcus Rashford should buy that castle. 816 00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,180 And fucking do it up. 817 00:29:15,300 --> 00:29:16,800 And make it into Rashford's castle. 818 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,160 Just a thought there Rashford. 819 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:20,220 Rashie if you're listening. 820 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,120 Even though you're not. 821 00:29:21,220 --> 00:29:21,640 You're playing. 822 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,320 You're live. 823 00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:24,020 You're fucking playing in Gdansk. 824 00:29:24,460 --> 00:29:25,460 Thanks very much. 825 00:29:25,660 --> 00:29:27,200 Don't know why I'm saying thanks to you Rashie. 826 00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:29,080 And again you can't hear me. 827 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:30,920 The ball comes into the area. 828 00:29:31,420 --> 00:29:31,880 Villarreal. 829 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,180 Manu knocking on the door. 830 00:29:34,780 --> 00:29:36,620 And asking a lot of questions. 831 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:39,520 And Villarreal just have enough answers. 832 00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:42,800 Well they've been given multiple choice really. 833 00:29:42,940 --> 00:29:45,000 It's not like one of those fucking hard tests. 834 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,000 Where it's like here's the question lads. 835 00:29:47,300 --> 00:29:47,900 Answer them. 836 00:29:48,860 --> 00:29:51,320 And it's a case of Villarreal. 837 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:53,020 Of being given questions. 838 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:54,620 By Manu. 839 00:29:54,740 --> 00:29:56,000 And Manu have been going. 840 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:58,480 Well you can choose A, B or C lads. 841 00:29:58,520 --> 00:29:59,040 What is it? 842 00:29:59,460 --> 00:30:00,700 And in doing so. 843 00:30:01,420 --> 00:30:01,800 You know. 844 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 Villarreal have been able to identify. 845 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:04,800 What is. 846 00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:05,440 You know. 847 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,160 Certainly a one in three chance. 848 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,040 Of getting it right. 849 00:30:08,420 --> 00:30:09,960 And then seizing that opportunity. 850 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:10,560 Seize the day. 851 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:11,400 Carpe diem. 852 00:30:11,440 --> 00:30:11,900 As they say. 853 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:14,480 Don't know what the hell you're talking about. 854 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,000 But it sounds damn interesting. 855 00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,500 And 73 minutes have gone there. 856 00:30:19,060 --> 00:30:19,440 Meaning. 857 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:21,660 That 73 minutes have gone. 858 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,180 Here. 859 00:30:22,380 --> 00:30:23,200 At Gdansk. 860 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,420 As Villarreal. 861 00:30:25,100 --> 00:30:25,880 Are drawing. 862 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:26,920 Nicely. 863 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:27,660 With United. 864 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,520 Who are beginning to look tetchy. 865 00:30:29,820 --> 00:30:30,040 Now. 866 00:30:30,540 --> 00:30:32,840 Getting towards the business end of the match. 867 00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:33,780 As we all know. 868 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:34,720 Manchester United. 869 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:36,640 Absolute sham squires. 870 00:30:37,260 --> 00:30:38,980 For fucking pulling it out the bag. 871 00:30:39,260 --> 00:30:40,380 The last few minutes. 872 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,420 Fergie time. 873 00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:42,680 Squeaky bum time. 874 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:43,880 Call it what you like. 875 00:30:44,220 --> 00:30:45,300 Call it what your arse. 876 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:46,240 This. 877 00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:47,180 Is a match. 878 00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:48,220 That's on the telly. 879 00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:48,880 Right now. 880 00:30:48,940 --> 00:30:49,660 And you can watch it. 881 00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:50,520 It's even on YouTube. 882 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,620 And it's the UEFA Cup. 883 00:30:52,840 --> 00:30:54,460 Which is now the Europa Cup. 884 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:55,420 Europa League. 885 00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:56,220 And. 886 00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:57,640 It's looking dodgy. 887 00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:59,440 For Villarreal. 888 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:00,980 At the moment. 889 00:31:01,840 --> 00:31:02,620 Does look dodgy. 890 00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:03,680 Because Manchester United. 891 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,200 Have begun. 892 00:31:04,580 --> 00:31:06,000 To sit on the ball. 893 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,600 And play it comfortably. 894 00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:08,480 Coolly. 895 00:31:08,760 --> 00:31:09,220 Calmly. 896 00:31:09,940 --> 00:31:10,420 Cucumberistically. 897 00:31:10,820 --> 00:31:11,220 Spritzer. 898 00:31:11,360 --> 00:31:12,060 Crybaby. 899 00:31:12,260 --> 00:31:13,020 O'Neillie. 900 00:31:13,140 --> 00:31:14,400 Thank you very much for the tip. 901 00:31:14,460 --> 00:31:16,000 Watch out for those Polish hard men. 902 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:16,320 You say. 903 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,340 Thanks very much. 904 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:17,920 We will do. 905 00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:18,440 We will do. 906 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:20,860 We're enjoying the Polish beer though Tom. 907 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:21,700 Is that the crack with you? 908 00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,300 I'm the old tishk. 909 00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:24,480 It's not bad now. 910 00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:25,740 For a 198. 911 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,080 It's cheap. 912 00:31:28,140 --> 00:31:28,620 And it's cheerful. 913 00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:34,160 And it's not peace like. 914 00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:35,340 That. 915 00:31:37,220 --> 00:31:37,880 You know. 916 00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:38,920 You compare it to. 917 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:39,800 It's better than. 918 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,640 Fucking Heineken. 919 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,320 Fucking. 920 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:42,660 Budweiser. 921 00:31:43,280 --> 00:31:44,300 Here come Villarreal. 922 00:31:44,460 --> 00:31:45,240 They've won a corner. 923 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:46,880 Wan-Bissaka. 924 00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,540 Wan-Bissaka's after you. 925 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,180 Wan-Bissaka. 926 00:31:52,860 --> 00:31:54,220 Managed to get in there. 927 00:31:54,840 --> 00:31:55,640 And prevent. 928 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:56,660 A shot. 929 00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:58,440 On goal from Villarreal. 930 00:31:59,140 --> 00:31:59,880 It's now. 931 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,360 It's now fallen. 932 00:32:00,860 --> 00:32:02,520 To the corner flag ball. 933 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:05,540 Where the corner kick will be taken by Villarreal. 934 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,140 As they look. 935 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:08,480 To be. 936 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:10,980 15 minutes away. 937 00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,740 From a one-all draw. 938 00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:14,300 With Man U. 939 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:16,480 With Edison Cavani. 940 00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:17,360 Having scored. 941 00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:18,500 At any time. 942 00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:20,840 And that was the 16 to one shot. 943 00:32:21,200 --> 00:32:22,580 We should have put more on it Tom. 944 00:32:24,260 --> 00:32:24,540 Yeah. 945 00:32:24,780 --> 00:32:25,780 But it wouldn't have come in. 946 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,980 You would have been kicking yourself. 947 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,080 Still might not come in now. 948 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:30,900 Villarreal. 949 00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:32,180 Taking shots. 950 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:32,540 From. 951 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:33,180 From Spaceland. 952 00:32:34,740 --> 00:32:35,020 Not. 953 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:35,660 Not really. 954 00:32:35,840 --> 00:32:37,180 Bothering to hire one bit. 955 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,380 But they're getting ricocheted out of it. 956 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:42,440 And Dum Dum. 957 00:32:42,540 --> 00:32:43,440 Thank you very much. 958 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:44,400 For your tip there. 959 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:45,480 What are your hopes and fears? 960 00:32:46,060 --> 00:32:46,320 Well. 961 00:32:46,460 --> 00:32:47,200 My hope is that. 962 00:32:48,180 --> 00:32:49,280 The game finishes. 963 00:32:49,440 --> 00:32:50,140 1-1 here. 964 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,080 And then goes to extra time. 965 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,340 My fear is that. 966 00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:54,040 It wouldn't. 967 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:55,480 Go to extra time. 968 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:56,880 And wouldn't finish 1-1. 969 00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:57,560 Yeah. 970 00:32:57,660 --> 00:32:58,940 I want to echo those sentiments. 971 00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,080 From Tom as well. 972 00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,420 Echo Charlie Delta. 973 00:33:02,780 --> 00:33:03,780 On that fucking. 974 00:33:03,980 --> 00:33:05,360 Final score being 1-1. 975 00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:05,820 Because. 976 00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,060 We really. 977 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,380 Should have put more Billy Betts on it. 978 00:33:09,460 --> 00:33:10,340 Because it's come true. 979 00:33:10,460 --> 00:33:11,240 It's coming to fruition. 980 00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,420 And against. 981 00:33:12,660 --> 00:33:13,980 All the fucking players. 982 00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:14,920 Player haters. 983 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:15,620 Who are saying. 984 00:33:15,940 --> 00:33:16,480 Oh man. 985 00:33:16,500 --> 00:33:18,220 You are going to steam plough it. 986 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:19,960 Where are you now lads? 987 00:33:20,960 --> 00:33:22,300 Because we can't see you. 988 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:22,860 Dank. 989 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:23,320 Nug. 990 00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:24,000 Samurai. 991 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:24,840 Thank you very much. 992 00:33:24,920 --> 00:33:26,060 Ball comes into the area here. 993 00:33:26,460 --> 00:33:26,860 Lindelof. 994 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:27,900 Dealing with it. 995 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,200 Bruno Fernandes. 996 00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:30,360 Getting back to defend. 997 00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:31,560 Dealing with it. 998 00:33:31,700 --> 00:33:32,440 Looking like a. 999 00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:34,040 A real nasty. 1000 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,040 A real nasty. 1001 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:34,120 A real nasty. 1002 00:33:34,120 --> 00:33:34,180 A real nasty. 1003 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180 A real nasty. 1004 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180 A real nasty. 1005 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:34,180 A real nasty. 1006 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,020 A real nasty Portuguese. 1007 00:33:35,020 --> 00:33:36,540 Sailor of the high seas. 1008 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:37,880 A conquistador. 1009 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,220 Of the football pitch. 1010 00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:42,240 He's sailing into your fucking territory. 1011 00:33:42,620 --> 00:33:43,640 He's invading it. 1012 00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,860 And you can't get a hold of him. 1013 00:33:44,980 --> 00:33:47,180 Because he's talking a different language. 1014 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,260 A skillful language. 1015 00:33:48,900 --> 00:33:50,140 He's got steel. 1016 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:52,300 And you've only got bow and arrows. 1017 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:53,220 Villarreal. 1018 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:54,780 So you need to watch out. 1019 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,480 Yep. 1020 00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,760 A lovely appraisal there. 1021 00:33:58,760 --> 00:33:59,960 Out of Bruno Fernandes. 1022 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:00,500 His ability. 1023 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:02,140 With the. 1024 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,780 The conquistadores. 1025 00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,600 Explorer analogy as well. 1026 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:07,620 It's fantastic. 1027 00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:09,120 Mind. 1028 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:10,180 Literary mind. 1029 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:11,400 And a crazy. 1030 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:12,360 Crazy painting. 1031 00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:13,080 Picture. 1032 00:34:13,320 --> 00:34:14,180 Painting of words. 1033 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,400 It's just. 1034 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:16,480 Mind boggling. 1035 00:34:16,620 --> 00:34:17,380 And it's conception. 1036 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,740 And then it's execution. 1037 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,340 Fucking stylistic. 1038 00:34:20,820 --> 00:34:21,860 And incredible as well. 1039 00:34:22,620 --> 00:34:22,640 And. 1040 00:34:23,140 --> 00:34:23,740 Trigueros. 1041 00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:24,460 Goes off. 1042 00:34:24,760 --> 00:34:25,620 For Villarreal. 1043 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:27,040 Takes a slug of water. 1044 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:28,040 And goes. 1045 00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:28,660 Sits down. 1046 00:34:29,180 --> 00:34:30,260 Handshakes all around. 1047 00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:31,620 Just doesn't have that. 1048 00:34:32,460 --> 00:34:33,540 Gas in the tank. 1049 00:34:33,620 --> 00:34:35,020 For the final 15 minutes. 1050 00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,540 Does he not? 1051 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,300 No. 1052 00:34:36,540 --> 00:34:37,580 And I don't know who he is. 1053 00:34:37,660 --> 00:34:39,660 But he just looks like he's wrecked. 1054 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:40,720 And he needs. 1055 00:34:40,720 --> 00:34:41,540 A sit down. 1056 00:34:41,700 --> 00:34:42,300 And that's what's happened. 1057 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,000 Then the guy with the busted head. 1058 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:45,600 Is still walking around. 1059 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:46,400 The fucking pitch. 1060 00:34:46,900 --> 00:34:48,000 Like the big man. 1061 00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:49,380 Around town. 1062 00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,680 Unai Emery. 1063 00:34:51,020 --> 00:34:51,300 Not. 1064 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,100 A hint. 1065 00:34:52,200 --> 00:34:53,060 Of grey hair. 1066 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,420 Does he dye that hair? 1067 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,620 We don't know. 1068 00:34:55,900 --> 00:34:57,000 But what we do know is. 1069 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:58,100 He does look like. 1070 00:34:58,160 --> 00:34:58,820 A vampire. 1071 00:34:59,120 --> 00:34:59,520 Kind of. 1072 00:34:59,660 --> 00:35:00,340 Manager man. 1073 00:35:00,900 --> 00:35:01,220 And. 1074 00:35:01,460 --> 00:35:02,620 Does he drink blood? 1075 00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:03,540 That's the next. 1076 00:35:03,740 --> 00:35:04,600 Logical question. 1077 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,200 If you're going down that avenue. 1078 00:35:06,660 --> 00:35:07,360 What do you think Tom? 1079 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:08,420 Like. 1080 00:35:08,540 --> 00:35:09,220 As I said. 1081 00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:10,760 There's no evidence. 1082 00:35:10,880 --> 00:35:11,800 To really suggest. 1083 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:12,780 Any fucking. 1084 00:35:13,460 --> 00:35:14,660 Draculaic activity. 1085 00:35:14,660 --> 00:35:15,320 Has been. 1086 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:16,460 Going on there. 1087 00:35:16,460 --> 00:35:17,580 In the Villarreal. 1088 00:35:18,240 --> 00:35:19,540 Fucking training camp. 1089 00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:20,160 With. 1090 00:35:20,860 --> 00:35:21,660 Unai Emery. 1091 00:35:21,780 --> 00:35:22,340 You're suggesting. 1092 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:23,160 As some kind of. 1093 00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:23,500 Head. 1094 00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:24,400 Head. 1095 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:25,000 Gonzo. 1096 00:35:25,320 --> 00:35:25,760 Vampire. 1097 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:27,220 Crazy bit of business. 1098 00:35:27,560 --> 00:35:28,600 It is a crazy bit of business. 1099 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:29,100 But sometimes. 1100 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:30,300 It's the craziest business. 1101 00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:31,200 That is the business. 1102 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:32,740 That gets played at the time. 1103 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:33,380 Because. 1104 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:35,080 You have to be crazy enough. 1105 00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,280 To make the business happen. 1106 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,020 In the first place. 1107 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:38,020 And what happens. 1108 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,840 When the crazy business. 1109 00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:39,300 Comes out. 1110 00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:40,360 Crazy. 1111 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,360 Bit of business. 1112 00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:41,460 Bit of business. 1113 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,160 Gets made. 1114 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:44,020 Greenwood. 1115 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:45,280 Tries to find Cavani. 1116 00:35:45,780 --> 00:35:46,420 Lovely ball. 1117 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:47,100 But it's cut out. 1118 00:35:47,180 --> 00:35:47,940 By Villarreal. 1119 00:35:48,240 --> 00:35:49,440 Falls out to Van Bissaka. 1120 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:50,340 Van Bissaka. 1121 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,200 McTominay. 1122 00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:51,760 Dances. 1123 00:35:51,900 --> 00:35:52,420 Passes man. 1124 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:53,220 Into the box. 1125 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,120 Tries to get the shot. 1126 00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:54,560 Into the middle. 1127 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,100 Cavani with a little cheeky flick. 1128 00:35:56,340 --> 00:35:57,380 Just goes past him though. 1129 00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:59,040 And back out to Villarreal again. 1130 00:35:59,440 --> 00:35:59,860 And that. 1131 00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,820 Flinesman's flag. 1132 00:36:01,900 --> 00:36:02,560 Has gone down. 1133 00:36:02,900 --> 00:36:04,160 Pointing to the corner flag. 1134 00:36:04,260 --> 00:36:04,800 Or a fucking. 1135 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:05,740 Goal kick flag. 1136 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:07,440 And it's going to be a goal kick. 1137 00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:08,080 To Villarreal. 1138 00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,640 Or a corner. 1139 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,360 So Manchester United. 1140 00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:12,220 One out of the two. 1141 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:13,420 We'll see you now. 1142 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:14,700 Thanks for the tip. 1143 00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,520 We'll see you now. 1144 00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,180 It goes across the line. 1145 00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:18,740 Thanks very much for the tip. 1146 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,600 Jim Shamrock. 1147 00:36:19,700 --> 00:36:20,580 Thank you very much. 1148 00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:21,840 Crazy bit of business. 1149 00:36:21,900 --> 00:36:22,620 Jim Shamrock. 1150 00:36:22,820 --> 00:36:23,940 Thanks very much for the tip. 1151 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:24,720 Luke Shaw. 1152 00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,760 Takes the tip off. 1153 00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:26,860 Out to Mason Greenwood. 1154 00:36:27,020 --> 00:36:28,040 Ball comes in from Greenwood. 1155 00:36:28,280 --> 00:36:29,360 Trying to find Cavani again. 1156 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:30,640 Set it away by Villarreal. 1157 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:31,640 Villarreal. 1158 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,500 Trying to get it out. 1159 00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:33,460 Falls back to Pogba. 1160 00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:33,980 Pogba. 1161 00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:34,880 Looking for space. 1162 00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:35,620 Looking for time. 1163 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:36,360 McTominay. 1164 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:37,460 Back to Pogba again. 1165 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,840 Pogba can't get on the end of it. 1166 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,040 Six yards out from goal. 1167 00:36:40,140 --> 00:36:42,160 But he's managed to retain the control of the ball again. 1168 00:36:42,360 --> 00:36:43,080 Comes out to Rashford. 1169 00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:43,760 Rashford. 1170 00:36:43,960 --> 00:36:44,540 Back to Shaw. 1171 00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:45,380 McTominay. 1172 00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,220 20 yards out. 1173 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,080 Back to Rashford. 1174 00:36:47,180 --> 00:36:47,600 On the edge. 1175 00:36:47,780 --> 00:36:48,340 To Shaw. 1176 00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:48,940 Shaw. 1177 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,080 Crosses the ball in. 1178 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:50,840 Heads go up. 1179 00:36:51,220 --> 00:36:51,620 Cavani's. 1180 00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,720 Just the wrong place. 1181 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:53,680 The wrong time. 1182 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:55,100 And the ball is clutched. 1183 00:36:55,100 --> 00:36:55,900 Into the chest. 1184 00:36:55,900 --> 00:36:55,920 Into the chest. 1185 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:55,920 Into the chest. 1186 00:36:55,920 --> 00:36:57,580 Into the goalkeeping man. 1187 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,700 For Villarreal. 1188 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:00,680 And Oligon Osojkar. 1189 00:37:01,100 --> 00:37:02,380 Is sitting on the sideline. 1190 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:03,580 Like a kind of a puppet. 1191 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:05,820 And you are a ventriloquist's dummy. 1192 00:37:06,020 --> 00:37:07,800 But the ventriloquist has disappeared. 1193 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:09,120 That's what he looks like. 1194 00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:09,980 I'm afraid. 1195 00:37:10,400 --> 00:37:10,920 Unfortunately. 1196 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:12,520 Imagine if Unai Emery. 1197 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:13,620 Started controlling. 1198 00:37:14,180 --> 00:37:15,340 Oligon Osojkar. 1199 00:37:16,140 --> 00:37:18,380 And that was like some kind of. 1200 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:19,680 Vaudeville. 1201 00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:21,520 Crazy act. 1202 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:22,760 Where a vampiric. 1203 00:37:23,860 --> 00:37:24,800 Draculaic man. 1204 00:37:25,420 --> 00:37:27,420 Of Iberian descent. 1205 00:37:28,220 --> 00:37:29,700 Controls a Norwegian. 1206 00:37:30,620 --> 00:37:31,860 Fucking dummy. 1207 00:37:32,420 --> 00:37:33,860 And makes him smile. 1208 00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,100 And all that kind of stuff. 1209 00:37:35,340 --> 00:37:37,300 Well it's an interesting thought process. 1210 00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:37,840 You have there. 1211 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:38,220 Because. 1212 00:37:38,740 --> 00:37:39,640 Some of the faces. 1213 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,620 That Oligon Osojkar makes. 1214 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,140 Are none other. 1215 00:37:43,680 --> 00:37:44,600 Than dummy ishtick. 1216 00:37:44,860 --> 00:37:45,520 Lovely little rattlesnake. 1217 00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,020 Rattlesnake from Rashford. 1218 00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,980 But it's got nothing on it. 1219 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:49,860 In terms of direction. 1220 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:51,560 And Rashford there. 1221 00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,060 Made the Forbes list. 1222 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,380 For giving away. 1223 00:37:54,860 --> 00:37:55,520 More of it. 1224 00:37:55,620 --> 00:37:56,300 Than his wealth. 1225 00:37:56,540 --> 00:37:56,940 I think. 1226 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,920 And you don't really hear much. 1227 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:01,240 You don't really get that much class. 1228 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:03,420 In the world of. 1229 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:04,860 High. 1230 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,000 High multi-millionaire footballers. 1231 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:07,480 But I mean. 1232 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:08,440 That's a little. 1233 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:09,400 Rhea of sunshine. 1234 00:38:09,700 --> 00:38:10,460 In that department. 1235 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,060 Look Tom. 1236 00:38:12,540 --> 00:38:14,460 Who cares about the footballers. 1237 00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:15,040 They. 1238 00:38:15,040 --> 00:38:16,100 They aren't the ones. 1239 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:16,780 That should be fucking. 1240 00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:17,500 Changing things. 1241 00:38:17,880 --> 00:38:19,000 It should be the government man. 1242 00:38:19,620 --> 00:38:21,060 But fair play to Rashford. 1243 00:38:21,260 --> 00:38:21,500 Yeah. 1244 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:23,180 Fucking sound enough Rashford. 1245 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:23,980 But I mean. 1246 00:38:24,340 --> 00:38:24,920 The government. 1247 00:38:24,920 --> 00:38:26,080 Should be doing fucking. 1248 00:38:26,460 --> 00:38:26,860 Tenfold. 1249 00:38:27,020 --> 00:38:28,140 What Rashford's doing. 1250 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:28,680 Do you know what I mean? 1251 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,020 Crazy bit of business. 1252 00:38:31,020 --> 00:38:31,540 All right. 1253 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:33,400 But it's inspirational. 1254 00:38:34,340 --> 00:38:34,360 And. 1255 00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:36,260 Whatever about that. 1256 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,440 Off the pitch. 1257 00:38:37,620 --> 00:38:38,140 He certainly. 1258 00:38:39,180 --> 00:38:40,220 Can turn it on. 1259 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:40,820 On the pitch. 1260 00:38:40,940 --> 00:38:41,580 But it's just. 1261 00:38:41,740 --> 00:38:42,240 Not on. 1262 00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:42,600 He's. 1263 00:38:43,240 --> 00:38:44,320 If he was a hob. 1264 00:38:44,700 --> 00:38:45,140 Rashford. 1265 00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:46,960 He'd only be turned up to three. 1266 00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,640 And then he tries to turn up to. 1267 00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:50,240 Put the fry on of a five. 1268 00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,360 Or even go full on. 1269 00:38:51,420 --> 00:38:51,920 Hardcore. 1270 00:38:52,040 --> 00:38:52,760 Fry in six. 1271 00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,640 He just can't get up to those. 1272 00:38:54,720 --> 00:38:55,840 Final two notches. 1273 00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:56,700 On the hob. 1274 00:38:56,780 --> 00:38:57,200 Can he not? 1275 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:57,980 No. 1276 00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:58,800 He's a hob. 1277 00:38:58,880 --> 00:38:59,920 That needs looking at. 1278 00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:00,920 He's a hob. 1279 00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,180 That needs replacing. 1280 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:03,420 He's something. 1281 00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,660 That needs to be replaced. 1282 00:39:04,660 --> 00:39:05,200 On his. 1283 00:39:05,320 --> 00:39:06,200 On his components. 1284 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,520 Or something. 1285 00:39:08,040 --> 00:39:08,820 I don't know. 1286 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:09,600 To be honest Tom. 1287 00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:10,920 But something is not right. 1288 00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:11,820 Maybe if his feet. 1289 00:39:11,920 --> 00:39:13,420 If you looked at Rashford's boots. 1290 00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,640 As two. 1291 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:15,680 Rings. 1292 00:39:15,780 --> 00:39:16,440 On a hob. 1293 00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:17,860 Then one of them. 1294 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,040 Is only operating. 1295 00:39:19,240 --> 00:39:19,960 At about fucking. 1296 00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:21,040 50 heat. 1297 00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:22,600 And the other hob. 1298 00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:23,100 Foot. 1299 00:39:23,100 --> 00:39:25,160 Hobnail boot. 1300 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:25,800 That he's wearing. 1301 00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:27,160 Is operating. 1302 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:29,580 At 42 percent heat. 1303 00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:31,400 And we both know Tom. 1304 00:39:31,440 --> 00:39:32,380 That he's capable of hitting. 1305 00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:33,060 75. 1306 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:33,800 80. 1307 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:35,440 85 percent heat. 1308 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,720 In most game scenarios. 1309 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:39,920 Really. 1310 00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:40,800 I really don't know. 1311 00:39:40,860 --> 00:39:41,420 I'm lashed. 1312 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:42,500 But we're. 1313 00:39:42,580 --> 00:39:43,180 I tell you what. 1314 00:39:43,180 --> 00:39:44,160 We're eight minutes away. 1315 00:39:44,340 --> 00:39:44,960 From the Billy Beth. 1316 00:39:45,560 --> 00:39:46,180 Fucking wonderment. 1317 00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:47,620 Hitting town. 1318 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:49,280 The Billy Beth consignment. 1319 00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:51,040 Really hitting town. 1320 00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,340 And hitting home held. 1321 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:54,420 And it's going to be a nice little buzz. 1322 00:39:54,460 --> 00:39:55,120 When it happens. 1323 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,020 It would be nice. 1324 00:39:58,140 --> 00:40:00,040 It would be nice to have put a bit more on Twitter. 1325 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,340 Would you not think that. 1326 00:40:02,180 --> 00:40:02,800 Would be Tom. 1327 00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:03,120 But look. 1328 00:40:03,220 --> 00:40:04,220 We can't lament that. 1329 00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:05,540 All we got to do is just. 1330 00:40:05,960 --> 00:40:08,440 Be really grateful for the fact that it came through in the end. 1331 00:40:08,780 --> 00:40:09,460 Ronan DC. 1332 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:10,380 Thank you very much. 1333 00:40:10,460 --> 00:40:11,020 Man United. 1334 00:40:11,020 --> 00:40:12,440 Could do with a target man. 1335 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:13,500 Like straight side. 1336 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:15,640 A human bale of silage. 1337 00:40:16,060 --> 00:40:17,420 Says Ronan DC. 1338 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:18,480 Thanks very much for the tip. 1339 00:40:18,900 --> 00:40:19,980 And Jimmy Shamrock. 1340 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,860 Thanking you very much for your tip as well. 1341 00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:22,900 And also. 1342 00:40:23,740 --> 00:40:24,740 Murder Sacker. 1343 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:24,740 Murder Sacker. 1344 00:40:24,740 --> 00:40:25,740 Emptiness. 1345 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:27,440 Thank you very much. 1346 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,660 Great little tune there. 1347 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:31,460 By the Manic Street. 1348 00:40:31,940 --> 00:40:32,500 Cleachers. 1349 00:40:32,580 --> 00:40:34,640 And look at that shot there from Mason Greenwood. 1350 00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:36,340 Goes wide past the post. 1351 00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:39,580 I think it was someone who got a little touch on it for VRA. 1352 00:40:39,780 --> 00:40:42,060 And go out for a corner ball to Manchester United. 1353 00:40:44,180 --> 00:40:46,100 And Luke Shaw's giving out stink. 1354 00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,780 Murder Sacker. 1355 00:40:49,780 --> 00:40:50,280 Emptiness. 1356 00:40:50,460 --> 00:40:51,420 Thank you very much. 1357 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:53,620 Murder Sacker. 1358 00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,100 Emptiness. 1359 00:40:57,340 --> 00:40:58,580 And Luke Shaw. 1360 00:40:58,940 --> 00:41:01,960 Oh nasty challenge by the fellow with the busted head. 1361 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,160 On Luke Shaw. 1362 00:41:03,640 --> 00:41:04,040 Steph. 1363 00:41:04,420 --> 00:41:05,600 Thanking you very much. 1364 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,060 Hope you're doing well Steph. 1365 00:41:07,460 --> 00:41:08,340 Very very kind of you. 1366 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:09,980 Thanking you very much. 1367 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:12,240 And Luke Shaw there. 1368 00:41:12,580 --> 00:41:14,320 Nearly could have had his leg. 1369 00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,340 Absolutely fucking torn off him. 1370 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,320 And he's had a hard time with injuries as Luke Shaw. 1371 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,540 So that wouldn't have been nice. 1372 00:41:21,020 --> 00:41:23,740 To have got his leg absolutely David Bushed it. 1373 00:41:24,300 --> 00:41:26,000 By the fellow with the Bushed head. 1374 00:41:30,280 --> 00:41:31,260 Crazy bit of business. 1375 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,140 Kian Mambo. 1376 00:41:34,660 --> 00:41:35,500 Thank you very much. 1377 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:36,080 Now. 1378 00:41:36,580 --> 00:41:37,480 84 minutes. 1379 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:42,380 And Fernandez wants to take this free kick on the edge of the Villarreal area. 1380 00:41:42,760 --> 00:41:44,300 And he's rolling his eyes. 1381 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:47,480 As if to say Luke Shaw is taking charge of it. 1382 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:49,120 If you ask me. 1383 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,900 It's a Bruno ball all the way. 1384 00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:51,520 Thanks for that. 1385 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:52,640 It should be a Bruno ball. 1386 00:41:52,740 --> 00:41:54,140 Luke Shaw fucked up the last one. 1387 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,320 Wasn't a great scenario. 1388 00:41:55,940 --> 00:41:56,260 And. 1389 00:41:56,700 --> 00:41:57,960 There's a lot of consternation. 1390 00:41:58,100 --> 00:41:59,120 He looks frustrated. 1391 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,660 He shouldn't really be the man stepping up to take this. 1392 00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:03,820 And it should be Fernandez. 1393 00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:04,620 Hopefully. 1394 00:42:05,620 --> 00:42:06,620 They have sense. 1395 00:42:06,620 --> 00:42:07,360 And give it to Fernandez. 1396 00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:08,120 But hopefully not. 1397 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:08,920 Hopefully it is Shaw. 1398 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,140 Because we want it to end 1-1. 1399 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:10,880 So. 1400 00:42:11,180 --> 00:42:12,540 I don't know what's going to happen here. 1401 00:42:14,720 --> 00:42:15,420 Thanks very much. 1402 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:16,340 Tommy Coyne to the moon. 1403 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:17,000 And Cian Membo. 1404 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:18,420 We'll get to your messages in a moment. 1405 00:42:18,540 --> 00:42:18,860 And Steve. 1406 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,600 Thank you very much. 1407 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:21,260 Bruno Fernandez. 1408 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:22,220 Puts the ball into the middle. 1409 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:22,960 Heads go up. 1410 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:25,220 Tries to do a fucking acrobatic. 1411 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,740 But it was more arabatic than acrobatic. 1412 00:42:28,940 --> 00:42:30,560 It had aromat on it. 1413 00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:34,960 That bicycle kick there from McTominay or one of the lads. 1414 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,420 Not ill suited to such aerobicism. 1415 00:42:39,140 --> 00:42:45,220 And the ventriloquist's Norwegian ventriloquist dummy sits at the side hatch. 1416 00:42:45,500 --> 00:42:46,220 Dejected. 1417 00:42:46,700 --> 00:42:50,960 As the Draculaic vampiric Unai Emery. 1418 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:55,020 The ventriloquist himself stalks and prowls the pitch. 1419 00:42:55,720 --> 00:42:59,660 Just looking for any fresh blood to sink himself into. 1420 00:43:00,460 --> 00:43:02,820 And the kick comes out. 1421 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,660 It's a goal kick. 1422 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,460 Eight to five minutes from Villarreal. 1423 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,760 Welter weighted up to the pitch. 1424 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:11,660 And there's a lot of scrappy ball being played now. 1425 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,540 Tired legs. 1426 00:43:12,900 --> 00:43:13,660 Tired minds. 1427 00:43:13,660 --> 00:43:14,820 But McTominay. 1428 00:43:15,140 --> 00:43:16,160 Not tired seemingly. 1429 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,460 Bolting down the middle of the pitch. 1430 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:21,260 Brings the ball fucking 20 yards into the front. 1431 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:22,200 Fucking opponent's area. 1432 00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:23,280 Gives it to Rashi. 1433 00:43:23,500 --> 00:43:24,380 Who falls over. 1434 00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,220 And it's the fellow with the busted head. 1435 00:43:26,700 --> 00:43:28,140 Who fucking takes it off him as well. 1436 00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,720 Falls to Paul Pogba. 1437 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:30,800 Luke Shaw. 1438 00:43:31,180 --> 00:43:33,040 He's a big weighty fellow. 1439 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:34,700 But he's still got a good touch on him. 1440 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:37,340 Thanks very much Daryl Kelly for the tip. 1441 00:43:37,420 --> 00:43:40,780 Well Tommy wondering if I have permission to bring Tommy Coyne to the Masters of Drada. 1442 00:43:41,300 --> 00:43:42,720 With the help of Cian Marble. 1443 00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:45,520 Also please read out his message. 1444 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,800 Thanks very much lads. 1445 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,060 Tommy Coyne to the moon. 1446 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:49,780 Join the stream. 1447 00:43:50,020 --> 00:43:54,620 Do you endorse Tommy Coyne website that has been set up in recent days? 1448 00:43:55,160 --> 00:43:57,440 I don't know anything about any websites lads. 1449 00:43:58,740 --> 00:44:04,800 I can't endorse any Tommy Coyne website unless it's been made by me. 1450 00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:07,020 So if there is a Tommy Coyne website out there. 1451 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,520 Don't believe the hype. 1452 00:44:08,940 --> 00:44:11,940 That is probably a HSE scammer. 1453 00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:13,780 Who wants to take your money. 1454 00:44:14,660 --> 00:44:15,560 Watch out. 1455 00:44:16,240 --> 00:44:17,780 If they're claiming to be me. 1456 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:19,760 If somebody is ringing your phone. 1457 00:44:20,460 --> 00:44:21,960 Or if somebody is making a website. 1458 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:23,720 Saying it's Tommy Coyne. 1459 00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:24,960 It's legit. 1460 00:44:25,460 --> 00:44:28,460 And it's got any of my imagery on it or anything like that. 1461 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,020 You need to realise. 1462 00:44:30,580 --> 00:44:36,240 These guys are probably part of a Russian based cyber crime group. 1463 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,200 Which isn't Russian. 1464 00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:40,060 But is operating. 1465 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,880 Within Russia. 1466 00:44:43,020 --> 00:44:45,200 According to alleged findings. 1467 00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:47,080 But thanks very much there. 1468 00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:48,160 For the tip lads. 1469 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:49,540 And all the best. 1470 00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:51,780 With any of your future endeavours. 1471 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:53,400 At the moment. 1472 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,860 It's 1-1. 1473 00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:57,360 Edison Cavani to score anytime. 1474 00:44:57,740 --> 00:44:59,220 Final score after 90 minutes. 1475 00:44:59,280 --> 00:44:59,780 1-1. 1476 00:45:00,200 --> 00:45:02,100 16-1 Francis Higgins. 1477 00:45:02,420 --> 00:45:04,700 You shook 25 cent on that before the match. 1478 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:05,760 You happy man? 1479 00:45:06,340 --> 00:45:06,620 Oh. 1480 00:45:06,900 --> 00:45:08,520 Over the moon at the moment Tom. 1481 00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:10,220 Gambling from prison. 1482 00:45:10,620 --> 00:45:11,400 It's not easy. 1483 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,980 You need to find people who can set that up. 1484 00:45:14,300 --> 00:45:14,800 Fortunately. 1485 00:45:15,180 --> 00:45:16,560 Billy Bet is the type of app. 1486 00:45:16,660 --> 00:45:18,340 That just has a community. 1487 00:45:18,860 --> 00:45:19,340 Ready. 1488 00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,280 And waiting. 1489 00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:21,120 To facilitate. 1490 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,800 Global bets. 1491 00:45:23,240 --> 00:45:24,240 And bank transfers. 1492 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,300 And payments. 1493 00:45:25,300 --> 00:45:25,800 And everything. 1494 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,920 It's an amazing community. 1495 00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,980 It's a great community. 1496 00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,700 That's the best thing about the app. 1497 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,440 Is what I can say. 1498 00:45:32,580 --> 00:45:34,700 It's all about the community for me. 1499 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:35,740 So friendly. 1500 00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:37,440 Such chill vibes. 1501 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,300 And it's an all inclusive scenario. 1502 00:45:40,780 --> 00:45:41,920 And you can gamble. 1503 00:45:42,120 --> 00:45:42,540 Gamble. 1504 00:45:42,680 --> 00:45:43,520 Floor to floor. 1505 00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:44,760 Wall to wall. 1506 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:46,100 Make up the bets. 1507 00:45:46,180 --> 00:45:47,000 Your fucking selfie. 1508 00:45:47,220 --> 00:45:49,200 And just send them into an FAQ. 1509 00:45:49,520 --> 00:45:50,980 Email the bets to Billy Bet. 1510 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,660 Ask them if for a price. 1511 00:45:52,980 --> 00:45:54,000 They can only say no. 1512 00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:55,180 What you don't ask for. 1513 00:45:55,280 --> 00:45:55,880 You don't get. 1514 00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:56,700 Billy Bet. 1515 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:57,280 Billy Bet. 1516 00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:57,860 Billy Bet. 1517 00:45:57,980 --> 00:45:59,060 All night long. 1518 00:45:59,120 --> 00:45:59,800 Here's McTominay. 1519 00:45:59,860 --> 00:46:01,020 Down the right hand side flank. 1520 00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,540 He's got Bruno Fernandes. 1521 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,320 Asking for a ball. 1522 00:46:03,620 --> 00:46:04,520 He puts a launcher. 1523 00:46:04,660 --> 00:46:05,860 Right into the rocket launcher. 1524 00:46:06,000 --> 00:46:06,600 Side hunch. 1525 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,300 Of Marcus Rashford. 1526 00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:08,740 Now. 1527 00:46:08,980 --> 00:46:09,700 Doing a little jig. 1528 00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:10,500 On the side of the box. 1529 00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:11,380 Out to Luke Shaw. 1530 00:46:11,480 --> 00:46:12,400 Puts it into the six yarder. 1531 00:46:12,440 --> 00:46:13,140 Pogba with the header. 1532 00:46:13,220 --> 00:46:14,140 And it goes over the bar. 1533 00:46:14,280 --> 00:46:15,980 Pogba slams the ground. 1534 00:46:16,060 --> 00:46:16,660 With his face. 1535 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,900 As if to say. 1536 00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:18,680 That's not right. 1537 00:46:19,260 --> 00:46:19,980 What happened there. 1538 00:46:20,020 --> 00:46:20,620 Is not right. 1539 00:46:21,420 --> 00:46:24,140 And it was a Manchester United move. 1540 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,680 Which nearly got the final winnings. 1541 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:29,360 Let's just crack open a second bottle there. 1542 00:46:29,860 --> 00:46:32,500 Because I believe that we're going to be going to a later game. 1543 00:46:33,020 --> 00:46:35,980 And we also want to celebrate the final score. 1544 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,240 So just give us one moment there folks. 1545 00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:38,880 Mobile bass. 1546 00:46:39,000 --> 00:46:39,620 Mobile bass. 1547 00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,180 Mobile Ozel, yeni technology. 1548 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:45,740 Rocky P Spaz in yours, Colorado. 1549 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,080 Eran herniard. 1550 00:46:49,660 --> 00:46:51,300 Uy, ola, 30 TL. 1551 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:54,220 1000 TL, percent 100. 1552 00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:55,740 Turkey Ninglik. 1553 00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:57,600 Mobile Bahis, Sebedin. 1554 00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:58,820 Mobile Bahis. 1555 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:01,500 Mobile Ozel, yeni technology. 1556 00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:05,060 Rocky P Spaz in yours, Colorado. 1557 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,380 Eran herniard. 1558 00:47:08,580 --> 00:47:10,600 Uy, ola, 30 TL. 1559 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:13,520 1000 TL, percent 100. 1560 00:47:14,120 --> 00:47:15,060 Turkey Ninglik. 1561 00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:16,880 Mobile Bahis, Sebedin. 1562 00:47:17,080 --> 00:47:17,780 Mobile Bahis. 1563 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,400 Extra time looming here. 1564 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,200 Extra time looming. 1565 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:26,380 90 minutes played. 1566 00:47:27,820 --> 00:47:30,020 Three minutes left of injury time. 1567 00:47:30,420 --> 00:47:33,920 Marcus Rashford trying to get something out of this. 1568 00:47:35,060 --> 00:47:36,180 The referee has blown up. 1569 00:47:36,180 --> 00:47:38,940 There was probably an offside or something. 1570 00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,660 I couldn't tell you because I was out trying to liberate another beer from the fridge. 1571 00:47:43,300 --> 00:47:44,240 And try as I might. 1572 00:47:44,700 --> 00:47:45,380 Try as I did. 1573 00:47:45,660 --> 00:47:46,260 That's happening. 1574 00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:51,400 The yellow clad fans of Villarreal are standing up and singing. 1575 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:53,720 They'll be happy with this at the moment. 1576 00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:57,180 They'll be very happy with this at the moment, Tom. 1577 00:47:57,620 --> 00:47:58,980 They'll be very pleased. 1578 00:47:59,340 --> 00:48:01,660 But they'll actually want to go the final furlong. 1579 00:48:02,060 --> 00:48:04,940 And take the trophy back to fucking Spain with them. 1580 00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:09,800 Whereas the United fans think they're going to take it by virtue of being United. 1581 00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:11,680 It's a crazy bit of business. 1582 00:48:12,240 --> 00:48:13,580 I'm glad to be witnessing it. 1583 00:48:13,580 --> 00:48:21,860 Especially if it stays one all with Edinson Cavani having been an anytime goalscorer at a 16-1 fucking punt shot. 1584 00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:23,880 Fiat Punto. 1585 00:48:24,720 --> 00:48:27,400 Crazy bit of business going on at the moment. 1586 00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,600 The yellow submarine is sitting down on the ground. 1587 00:48:30,900 --> 00:48:31,800 Just having a nap. 1588 00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:34,080 Napper. 1589 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,200 Napper Tandy. 1590 00:48:36,660 --> 00:48:37,760 Taking her handy. 1591 00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:43,320 And Unai Emery is looking supercharged on that goal touchline. 1592 00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:50,740 And he looks like a different man compared to the shadow of his former self when he was at Arsenal. 1593 00:48:51,860 --> 00:48:54,620 And didn't look like he inspired much. 1594 00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,460 But this is inspirational from Villarreal. 1595 00:48:56,660 --> 00:48:59,180 Another attack on the Manchester Danger Zone. 1596 00:48:59,660 --> 00:49:03,000 The ball is put wine-hide over the bar. 1597 00:49:03,780 --> 00:49:06,680 And frustration abounds there from Unai Emery. 1598 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:11,460 As Pau takes a seat back nearly when he takes the shot. 1599 00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:14,540 Which makes that ball fly high into the sky. 1600 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:19,160 Flying high into the sky tonight. 1601 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,060 Villarreal shots are looking shite. 1602 00:49:24,060 --> 00:49:25,700 And it's David De Gea. 1603 00:49:26,860 --> 00:49:31,520 With one minute left of regulation of injury time. 1604 00:49:32,020 --> 00:49:33,380 Launches the ball forward. 1605 00:49:33,380 --> 00:49:36,640 In a massive pound kick of a goal kick. 1606 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:41,060 It meets the head of a strong tall looking center half for Villarreal. 1607 00:49:41,540 --> 00:49:43,060 Falls down to Luke Shaw. 1608 00:49:43,580 --> 00:49:45,680 And then into the maestro Pogba. 1609 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,940 Who holds on to it. 1610 00:49:47,140 --> 00:49:48,240 And blasts it out wide. 1611 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:50,380 Switches play to Wan-Bissaka on the right wing. 1612 00:49:50,660 --> 00:49:51,540 Finds Greenwood. 1613 00:49:51,780 --> 00:49:54,400 Greenwood is going to go off on a little run down that right wing. 1614 00:49:54,780 --> 00:49:55,380 He's tackled. 1615 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,400 But he manages to pick himself back up. 1616 00:49:57,780 --> 00:49:59,520 And he's tackled a second time. 1617 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,300 Goes out for a throw in here. 1618 00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:02,460 To Manchester United. 1619 00:50:03,180 --> 00:50:04,120 Or to Villarreal. 1620 00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:04,840 I beg your pardon. 1621 00:50:04,940 --> 00:50:05,860 10 seconds left. 1622 00:50:06,580 --> 00:50:07,720 It's looking like... 1623 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,920 Looking like that could have been the last chance of the 90 minutes here for Manchester United. 1624 00:50:11,920 --> 00:50:13,720 To get something on the goal. 1625 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:16,780 As that throw-in is about to be taken now. 1626 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,060 And then we're looking... 1627 00:50:18,060 --> 00:50:19,360 It's pissing down in Gdansk. 1628 00:50:19,420 --> 00:50:23,260 We're looking at another half an hour of play. 1629 00:50:23,340 --> 00:50:23,880 And that's it. 1630 00:50:24,500 --> 00:50:25,200 That is it. 1631 00:50:25,980 --> 00:50:26,440 The ref. 1632 00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,240 Ha ha ha. 1633 00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:28,620 16 to 1 time. 1634 00:50:29,140 --> 00:50:30,240 We fucking did it. 1635 00:50:30,420 --> 00:50:31,460 Edinson Cavani. 1636 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:32,520 Any... 1637 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:34,760 Any time-son Cavani. 1638 00:50:35,140 --> 00:50:36,560 Any time-son. 1639 00:50:36,980 --> 00:50:38,180 You just call me. 1640 00:50:38,560 --> 00:50:40,620 That's what Edinson Cavani was saying to me. 1641 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:41,940 After the match there. 1642 00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:42,680 When it finished. 1643 00:50:43,060 --> 00:50:46,500 Having scored one goal at any time during the fucking thing. 1644 00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:47,620 And also... 1645 00:50:47,620 --> 00:50:49,060 Won all after 90 minutes. 1646 00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,120 I guessed it. 1647 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,200 I knew it. 1648 00:50:51,660 --> 00:50:52,360 And that's... 1649 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:53,920 That's the power of Billy Bette. 1650 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:55,980 Crazy bit of... 1651 00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,460 Billy Bette winnings. 1652 00:50:57,520 --> 00:50:59,460 I believe you stood to gain. 1653 00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:00,780 Fucking... 1654 00:51:00,780 --> 00:51:01,820 What did you put on it? 1655 00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:03,780 You might win 3 euro. 1656 00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:05,380 Or it could be 6, is it? 1657 00:51:05,980 --> 00:51:07,060 Could be 6, Tom. 1658 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,240 Could be 6 euro. 1659 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:12,380 And I'm really fucking happy about that. 1660 00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:16,440 And it's only gonna look even better now as well. 1661 00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:18,180 When we go into this second half. 1662 00:51:19,000 --> 00:51:19,300 And... 1663 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:19,560 Thanks for having me. 1664 00:51:20,220 --> 00:51:22,500 You know, you have a few Billy Bettes backing you up. 1665 00:51:23,180 --> 00:51:24,060 It's quality. 1666 00:51:24,220 --> 00:51:25,100 Quality living. 1667 00:51:26,060 --> 00:51:26,680 Daryl Kelly. 1668 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,180 Thank you very much for the tip. 1669 00:51:29,300 --> 00:51:29,780 Tommy. 1670 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:30,500 Help. 1671 00:51:30,860 --> 00:51:32,020 Lost the wife and kids. 1672 00:51:32,180 --> 00:51:33,620 I'm in Tommy Coyne Investment. 1673 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,200 With Key and Mambo. 1674 00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:36,420 What do we do? 1675 00:51:38,080 --> 00:51:39,180 I'm not sure, lads. 1676 00:51:39,300 --> 00:51:40,200 You need to... 1677 00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,060 You need to try and get your family back. 1678 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:43,020 Okay? 1679 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:44,400 It's very important. 1680 00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:46,980 You need to remember to get your family back. 1681 00:51:47,100 --> 00:51:49,040 Don't gamble them away on anything. 1682 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,240 Somebody says... 1683 00:51:51,240 --> 00:51:53,300 You know, we'll take the family. 1684 00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:55,540 It can be tempting. 1685 00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,380 Especially if you think you're gonna come through. 1686 00:51:57,500 --> 00:51:58,300 You're gonna come good. 1687 00:51:58,820 --> 00:52:00,340 Especially if you think... 1688 00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:02,720 When Bissaka is gonna get that second shot... 1689 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:04,280 In the second half of injury time. 1690 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,380 Of extra time. 1691 00:52:05,700 --> 00:52:06,340 In the match. 1692 00:52:06,800 --> 00:52:08,820 And you put it all on the line for that. 1693 00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:10,000 Then... 1694 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:11,200 You know... 1695 00:52:11,200 --> 00:52:12,280 Sometimes... 1696 00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:13,280 You need to have the shtick. 1697 00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:13,900 That's the thing. 1698 00:52:13,940 --> 00:52:15,000 If you don't have the shtick... 1699 00:52:15,000 --> 00:52:16,020 You can't play the game. 1700 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:17,960 If you can't play, you can't play. 1701 00:52:19,280 --> 00:52:19,600 So... 1702 00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:20,120 Yeah. 1703 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:21,220 It's tough. 1704 00:52:21,620 --> 00:52:23,260 It's tough to know where to draw the line. 1705 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,700 But remember... 1706 00:52:24,700 --> 00:52:25,920 Billy Bet is always there. 1707 00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:27,620 If you wanna draw the line... 1708 00:52:27,620 --> 00:52:28,140 Remember... 1709 00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:31,180 Billy Bet will be there with another line for you. 1710 00:52:31,740 --> 00:52:32,780 Whenever you want. 1711 00:52:33,220 --> 00:52:35,060 He's just a friend... 1712 00:52:35,060 --> 00:52:36,340 Who gives you lines. 1713 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,660 And then you... 1714 00:52:37,660 --> 00:52:38,940 You can't stop. 1715 00:52:39,380 --> 00:52:40,600 You keep going back to him. 1716 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:41,880 And he's always there. 1717 00:52:42,060 --> 00:52:43,260 Until you've gotten no money. 1718 00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:46,040 Crazy bit of business altogether. 1719 00:52:47,140 --> 00:52:48,160 Your good friend Billy. 1720 00:52:48,440 --> 00:52:49,940 Always there for thick and thin. 1721 00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:51,460 But... 1722 00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:52,200 It has to be said. 1723 00:52:52,640 --> 00:52:54,000 If the chips are down... 1724 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:54,960 He won't be there for you. 1725 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:55,840 But that's... 1726 00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:56,660 That's the real... 1727 00:52:56,660 --> 00:52:58,220 That's the real beauty of Billy. 1728 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,260 He doesn't fucking sugarcoat it. 1729 00:53:00,820 --> 00:53:02,240 If you're a tit... 1730 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:03,620 He'll fucking tell you you're a tit. 1731 00:53:04,240 --> 00:53:04,660 And he... 1732 00:53:04,660 --> 00:53:05,140 If you're... 1733 00:53:05,140 --> 00:53:06,680 If you're on your arse... 1734 00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:07,120 He's gonna... 1735 00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:08,020 He's gonna just say... 1736 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,000 Look, you're on your arse. 1737 00:53:09,200 --> 00:53:09,700 I go... 1738 00:53:09,700 --> 00:53:10,400 Sayonara. 1739 00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:13,880 But at least he's there during the good times. 1740 00:53:14,440 --> 00:53:15,500 And that's the times... 1741 00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,580 You want your friends around. 1742 00:53:17,380 --> 00:53:18,380 Because you don't really... 1743 00:53:18,380 --> 00:53:19,740 You don't really have the crack... 1744 00:53:19,740 --> 00:53:20,820 When you're in the doldrums. 1745 00:53:21,140 --> 00:53:23,180 So it's nice to have the words of support. 1746 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,440 But at the same time... 1747 00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,600 It's not like the good... 1748 00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:26,360 The good times. 1749 00:53:27,400 --> 00:53:27,640 Yeah. 1750 00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,440 You've put it so clearly... 1751 00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,940 Better than I ever could, Tom. 1752 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,340 That... 1753 00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:33,460 You know... 1754 00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:35,480 It's better to have your friends around... 1755 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,520 During the good times. 1756 00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:38,080 And... 1757 00:53:38,080 --> 00:53:39,520 The bad times is nice... 1758 00:53:40,300 --> 00:53:41,680 If they're there with support. 1759 00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:42,520 But at the same time... 1760 00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:43,100 Billy Bette... 1761 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:44,440 Isn't gonna sugarcoat it. 1762 00:53:44,780 --> 00:53:45,620 As you said... 1763 00:53:45,620 --> 00:53:46,660 If you're a tit... 1764 00:53:46,660 --> 00:53:47,560 He's gonna tell you. 1765 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,160 And then you're gonna have to... 1766 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,640 Just come to terms with that... 1767 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,960 Eagle crushing revelation... 1768 00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:54,300 Where you end up having... 1769 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,560 A fucking nervous breakdown. 1770 00:53:56,560 --> 00:53:58,020 And then coming back... 1771 00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:58,920 Stronger than ever. 1772 00:53:59,620 --> 00:54:00,020 Resilient. 1773 00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:01,140 Bulletproof. 1774 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:02,680 Life learned. 1775 00:54:03,080 --> 00:54:03,820 Lessons learned. 1776 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:06,200 A true being... 1777 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:07,040 In the state of play. 1778 00:54:07,120 --> 00:54:08,400 And I gotta tell you something else... 1779 00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,520 Edinson Cavani... 1780 00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,200 A true human being... 1781 00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:12,040 On the pitch tonight... 1782 00:54:12,040 --> 00:54:14,300 With a lovely tap-in... 1783 00:54:14,300 --> 00:54:15,300 Securing that... 1784 00:54:15,300 --> 00:54:16,460 16 to 1... 1785 00:54:16,460 --> 00:54:17,660 25 cent... 1786 00:54:17,660 --> 00:54:18,760 No money down... 1787 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:19,840 Steak bet... 1788 00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,820 On Billy Bette... 1789 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:21,340 Economics. 1790 00:54:22,180 --> 00:54:22,940 If you... 1791 00:54:22,940 --> 00:54:24,660 Just got into this game... 1792 00:54:24,660 --> 00:54:26,040 It's one goal apiece... 1793 00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,420 And Billy Bette... 1794 00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,040 Is leading the charge... 1795 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,460 Of the new world order... 1796 00:54:32,460 --> 00:54:33,980 In terms of gambling apps. 1797 00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:35,300 So get involved. 1798 00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:36,580 Get involved... 1799 00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,240 If you wanna uninstall the app... 1800 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:39,880 Cause it's caused too much misery... 1801 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,360 To your life. 1802 00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:41,620 Uninstall it. 1803 00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:42,520 Get involved. 1804 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:44,780 And then get re-integrated... 1805 00:54:44,780 --> 00:54:46,300 Again with the app later on... 1806 00:54:46,300 --> 00:54:47,200 At any time. 1807 00:54:47,620 --> 00:54:48,160 It's free. 1808 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:50,640 It's free. 1809 00:54:50,640 --> 00:54:51,700 The app is free. 1810 00:54:52,560 --> 00:54:53,640 But you need to... 1811 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:55,640 Check the box... 1812 00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:57,640 In Android settings... 1813 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:58,720 Which says... 1814 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,640 Allow installation of... 1815 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:02,540 Not safe apps. 1816 00:55:04,040 --> 00:55:05,260 Sounds a bit risky... 1817 00:55:05,260 --> 00:55:05,520 Is it? 1818 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:06,560 Nope. 1819 00:55:08,380 --> 00:55:09,040 I'm sold. 1820 00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:09,820 Billy Bette... 1821 00:55:09,820 --> 00:55:10,940 App 24-7. 1822 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:11,940 Download that. 1823 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,600 Remember to check the box... 1824 00:55:13,600 --> 00:55:14,320 That says... 1825 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:16,100 Allow to install... 1826 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:16,860 Dodgy apps. 1827 00:55:17,540 --> 00:55:18,500 It's not dodgy... 1828 00:55:18,500 --> 00:55:19,600 It's just a fucking... 1829 00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:20,680 It's just a... 1830 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:21,700 Red tape isn't it? 1831 00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:23,300 It's just red tape Tom. 1832 00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:26,180 Just fucking check that box... 1833 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:26,940 Install the app. 1834 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:28,320 Send... 1835 00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:29,520 Your bank details... 1836 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,080 To either me... 1837 00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:32,220 Or that other fella... 1838 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:32,700 Padre. 1839 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:42,220 Billy Bette 24-7. 1840 00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,460 Win, lose, or draw... 1841 00:55:43,460 --> 00:55:45,120 You'll always have an experience... 1842 00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,160 And a story to tell. 1843 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:47,920 Sup dudes. 1844 00:55:48,000 --> 00:55:49,180 It's your boy Padre. 1845 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:50,440 I'm coming at you... 1846 00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,180 From the States. 1847 00:55:51,300 --> 00:55:52,040 I just want to say... 1848 00:55:52,040 --> 00:55:52,760 If you're having trouble... 1849 00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:53,840 Logging on to your... 1850 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:55,160 Billy Bette app... 1851 00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,160 Make sure you use a VPN... 1852 00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:57,820 To use the app. 1853 00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:58,600 Also... 1854 00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,080 Setting up an account... 1855 00:56:00,080 --> 00:56:01,080 Is illegal... 1856 00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:01,940 If you're in the States. 1857 00:56:02,020 --> 00:56:02,920 So you need to... 1858 00:56:02,920 --> 00:56:04,900 Connect that to a European bank account. 1859 00:56:05,300 --> 00:56:06,580 Just get in touch with me... 1860 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:07,960 If you need that information... 1861 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:08,840 On setting one up. 1862 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:10,000 I can hook you up... 1863 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,600 With the right... 1864 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:11,520 Right price. 1865 00:56:12,300 --> 00:56:13,500 Billy Bette 24-7. 1866 00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:14,540 It's going... 1867 00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:14,920 Solar. 1868 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,040 Solar. 1869 00:56:25,040 --> 00:56:25,720 Sorry. 1870 00:56:25,720 --> 00:56:25,760 Sorry. 1871 00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:27,220 I didn't realize... 1872 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:28,260 We were back on air there. 1873 00:56:30,440 --> 00:56:31,240 Villarreal. 1874 00:56:33,240 --> 00:56:34,460 They don't have the ball. 1875 00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:35,480 Man, you do. 1876 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:36,560 McTominay. 1877 00:56:37,420 --> 00:56:38,640 Thank you very much there... 1878 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,060 For the tip. 1879 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,280 Darrell Kelly. 1880 00:56:40,380 --> 00:56:41,220 Thank you very much. 1881 00:56:42,260 --> 00:56:43,020 Kian Mambo. 1882 00:56:44,020 --> 00:56:44,480 And... 1883 00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,800 Jeff. 1884 00:56:46,340 --> 00:56:47,560 Hope you're doing well, lads. 1885 00:56:49,260 --> 00:56:49,660 Pogba. 1886 00:56:49,900 --> 00:56:50,720 Out to Lindelof. 1887 00:56:51,100 --> 00:56:51,580 Lindelof. 1888 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:52,720 Out to Rashford. 1889 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:53,320 Rashford. 1890 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:54,260 To Lindelof. 1891 00:56:54,560 --> 00:56:55,180 Back to Shaw. 1892 00:56:55,560 --> 00:56:56,400 Back to Lindelof. 1893 00:56:56,800 --> 00:56:57,280 Lindelof. 1894 00:57:01,060 --> 00:57:02,060 Back to Bailly. 1895 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:03,840 Tries to find McTominay... 1896 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:05,480 But it's a weak piss ball. 1897 00:57:06,240 --> 00:57:07,900 Scooped up by Pogba... 1898 00:57:07,900 --> 00:57:09,060 Who finds Rashford... 1899 00:57:09,060 --> 00:57:10,420 On the danger area. 1900 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:11,440 Rashford. 1901 00:57:11,780 --> 00:57:12,840 Is going to try and... 1902 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,820 Weasel a bit of magic. 1903 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:14,900 Out to Fernandez. 1904 00:57:15,140 --> 00:57:15,400 Twish. 1905 00:57:15,520 --> 00:57:15,760 Turns. 1906 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,480 Takes a shot. 1907 00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:17,480 Headed away. 1908 00:57:17,800 --> 00:57:18,980 Falls as far as no one. 1909 00:57:19,380 --> 00:57:19,780 McTominay. 1910 00:57:20,020 --> 00:57:20,880 Gives back to Bailly. 1911 00:57:21,340 --> 00:57:21,980 And now... 1912 00:57:21,980 --> 00:57:23,280 Man, you build up steam... 1913 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,440 With a grain of rice. 1914 00:57:25,180 --> 00:57:26,480 And they're trying to... 1915 00:57:26,480 --> 00:57:27,280 Knock down the... 1916 00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:28,640 The walls of Babylon here. 1917 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,640 Which have been erected... 1918 00:57:30,640 --> 00:57:31,320 By the... 1919 00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:32,520 Villarrealans. 1920 00:57:32,920 --> 00:57:33,760 And look at this... 1921 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:34,500 Crazy bit of business. 1922 00:57:34,620 --> 00:57:35,420 Now it's Villarreal. 1923 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:36,720 Look to mount... 1924 00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:37,700 A counter attack. 1925 00:57:37,860 --> 00:57:38,800 Tasty little counter. 1926 00:57:39,900 --> 00:57:40,740 Lovely bit of play. 1927 00:57:41,140 --> 00:57:42,240 Holding up the ball... 1928 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,100 Well in midfield... 1929 00:57:43,100 --> 00:57:43,560 Villarreal. 1930 00:57:44,020 --> 00:57:45,060 And allowing themselves... 1931 00:57:45,060 --> 00:57:45,900 Time to get forward. 1932 00:57:45,900 --> 00:57:47,320 They have options in the box. 1933 00:57:47,620 --> 00:57:48,600 They launch a cross in. 1934 00:57:48,940 --> 00:57:50,760 Luke Shaw manages to get back... 1935 00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,120 And head the ball to safety. 1936 00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,660 Goes out for a throw in. 1937 00:57:53,800 --> 00:57:54,540 To Villarreal. 1938 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:57,060 Outside the Manchester danger area. 1939 00:57:57,500 --> 00:57:58,860 92 minutes gone here. 1940 00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:00,880 Could be anyone's game this. 1941 00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:01,900 Anyone's business. 1942 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:03,700 We're enjoying it. 1943 00:58:04,240 --> 00:58:04,940 That's for sure. 1944 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:06,900 Well... 1945 00:58:06,900 --> 00:58:07,820 It's a quality... 1946 00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:08,840 Quality bit of business. 1947 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,120 It's a good time. 1948 00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,100 And even if it wasn't... 1949 00:58:11,100 --> 00:58:12,340 As I was saying... 1950 00:58:12,340 --> 00:58:14,060 The chance just to kick back... 1951 00:58:14,060 --> 00:58:15,980 And watch a cup final... 1952 00:58:15,980 --> 00:58:17,720 Is a welcome... 1953 00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:18,840 Fucking event... 1954 00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:20,540 At any time. 1955 00:58:20,900 --> 00:58:22,000 Never mind nearing... 1956 00:58:22,000 --> 00:58:23,740 The arse end of a fucking pandemic. 1957 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,880 Which as we said before... 1958 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,220 Isn't really ever going to end. 1959 00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:28,520 It is going to keep on... 1960 00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:29,740 Being with us forever probably. 1961 00:58:30,080 --> 00:58:30,860 Which is why... 1962 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:32,640 We're going into the vaccine buzz. 1963 00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,220 Myself and Tom. 1964 00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:35,420 We're going to take... 1965 00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:36,640 All the money that we were... 1966 00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:37,640 Going to channel towards... 1967 00:58:37,640 --> 00:58:38,240 TommyCoin. 1968 00:58:38,580 --> 00:58:39,340 And it looks like... 1969 00:58:39,340 --> 00:58:40,820 We could be pumping and dumping... 1970 00:58:40,820 --> 00:58:43,020 That scenario before the fucking... 1971 00:58:43,020 --> 00:58:44,840 Chariot has even began... 1972 00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:46,260 To take hold of flame. 1973 00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:48,520 And what we're going to do is... 1974 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,120 Reroute and re-channel... 1975 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:51,940 All money from TommyCoin. 1976 00:58:51,940 --> 00:58:53,940 And pump that... 1977 00:58:54,940 --> 00:58:56,740 Into Tommy Schlug's vaccine. 1978 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,360 It's a crazy bit of business. 1979 00:58:58,440 --> 00:58:58,660 Tom. 1980 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:00,900 4-7. 1981 00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:02,020 Win, lose or draw. 1982 00:59:02,220 --> 00:59:02,800 You always... 1983 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,400 Yeah we actually don't know... 1984 00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:05,780 What's going into the vaccine yet. 1985 00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:06,980 But... 1986 00:59:06,980 --> 00:59:08,140 We're we... 1987 00:59:08,140 --> 00:59:08,880 That's to say... 1988 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:09,780 We actually don't know... 1989 00:59:09,780 --> 00:59:10,980 What's going into the vaccines... 1990 00:59:10,980 --> 00:59:11,800 If we're getting anyway. 1991 00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:12,940 So what's the difference? 1992 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,080 You might as well take the Schlug vaccine. 1993 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:17,620 And we're going to have... 1994 00:59:17,620 --> 00:59:18,720 A little bit of cider vinegar. 1995 00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,780 Apple cider vinegar. 1996 00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:21,560 And then... 1997 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,060 A bit of milk thistle. 1998 00:59:24,100 --> 00:59:24,460 In it. 1999 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:25,900 And then... 2000 00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:27,740 A little bit of aloe vera. 2001 00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:29,420 And then... 2002 00:59:29,420 --> 00:59:30,780 Maybe a drop of... 2003 00:59:30,780 --> 00:59:31,840 A lamb's tear. 2004 00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:33,540 From a lamb's face. 2005 00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:35,680 And then... 2006 00:59:35,680 --> 00:59:36,900 I think maybe that's enough. 2007 00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:38,740 Would you not... 2008 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,840 Maybe distillate... 2009 00:59:40,840 --> 00:59:41,800 Make distillate... 2010 00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:43,180 Of the lamb's breath. 2011 00:59:43,900 --> 00:59:45,240 And just like... 2012 00:59:45,240 --> 00:59:47,000 High potency... 2013 00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:48,280 Lamb's breath distillate. 2014 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,360 Probably the tears... 2015 00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,360 The tears of a lamb... 2016 00:59:53,360 --> 00:59:54,480 That can go into the vaccines. 2017 00:59:54,700 --> 00:59:55,960 So you've got the milk thistle. 2018 00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:57,600 You've got the apple cider vinegar. 2019 00:59:57,600 --> 01:00:00,700 Apple cider... 2020 01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:01,980 Milk thistle... 2021 01:00:01,980 --> 01:00:02,600 Vitamin D... 2022 01:00:03,740 --> 01:00:04,100 And a... 2023 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:06,060 And a solitary tear... 2024 01:00:06,060 --> 01:00:07,100 Which has rolled down... 2025 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:08,120 The cheek of a lamb. 2026 01:00:08,920 --> 01:00:10,920 We put that into a fucking... 2027 01:00:10,920 --> 01:00:11,600 Mixer... 2028 01:00:12,480 --> 01:00:13,600 And put it into vials... 2029 01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:16,120 And then inject it into people. 2030 01:00:16,440 --> 01:00:17,220 It's just... 2031 01:00:17,220 --> 01:00:19,040 It could work out something nice. 2032 01:00:19,660 --> 01:00:20,920 Could work out badly Tom. 2033 01:00:21,340 --> 01:00:22,300 Could be a fucking... 2034 01:00:22,300 --> 01:00:23,580 Do badly situation. 2035 01:00:24,060 --> 01:00:25,440 Whereas you might be thinking... 2036 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,740 It's going to be a Boo Radley. 2037 01:00:27,300 --> 01:00:28,440 Which... 2038 01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:30,440 If you look at the Boo Radley situation... 2039 01:00:30,440 --> 01:00:31,440 From Tequila Mockingbird... 2040 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,020 Wasn't a great situation to begin with. 2041 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:33,440 So... 2042 01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,840 It's... 2043 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:35,620 Touch and go Tom. 2044 01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:38,640 Somebody there in the chat... 2045 01:00:38,640 --> 01:00:39,900 Is saying flat lemonade... 2046 01:00:39,900 --> 01:00:40,920 Clon McCart... 2047 01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,760 Flat lemonade... 2048 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:41,760 Flat lemonade... 2049 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:43,760 Maybe a touch of flat lemonade... 2050 01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,760 Flat lemonade... 2051 01:00:44,760 --> 01:00:45,760 Inside that... 2052 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:46,760 Vaccine... 2053 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:47,980 As well... 2054 01:00:47,980 --> 01:00:48,760 No fizz in it... 2055 01:00:49,320 --> 01:00:50,760 Which would just... 2056 01:00:50,760 --> 01:00:50,760 Make... 2057 01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:51,680 You know... 2058 01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:52,760 The whole mainline and scenario... 2059 01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:54,760 Go really... 2060 01:00:54,760 --> 01:00:55,760 Really smoothly... 2061 01:00:55,760 --> 01:00:57,760 Maybe we could take it back and... 2062 01:00:58,680 --> 01:01:00,760 Vaccines are going to become commonplace... 2063 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,960 People are just going to be jacking up in the street... 2064 01:01:03,960 --> 01:01:04,760 Jacking the beanstalk... 2065 01:01:05,760 --> 01:01:07,940 That's what it's going to be like... 2066 01:01:07,940 --> 01:01:08,540 And... 2067 01:01:08,540 --> 01:01:10,840 But it's not going to be like... 2068 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:11,600 The dope... 2069 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,540 Where people are going to be zombified like this... 2070 01:01:15,220 --> 01:01:19,620 It's going to be hope... 2071 01:01:19,620 --> 01:01:20,380 Because... 2072 01:01:20,380 --> 01:01:22,440 It's going to give them a bit of a pep... 2073 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:24,100 They're going to be injecting into... 2074 01:01:24,100 --> 01:01:25,540 Trying to find veins to inject... 2075 01:01:26,220 --> 01:01:27,540 Milk thistle... 2076 01:01:27,540 --> 01:01:29,620 Trying to inject vitamin D... 2077 01:01:29,620 --> 01:01:31,540 Trying to inject apple cider vinegar... 2078 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:32,760 Or even... 2079 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,780 If they don't have apple cider... 2080 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:37,240 Maybe even a different kind of acidic... 2081 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:37,900 Maybe... 2082 01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:40,180 Chip shop vinegar by chef... 2083 01:01:40,180 --> 01:01:41,680 Maybe you could... 2084 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:42,560 Put that in there... 2085 01:01:42,560 --> 01:01:43,220 Would that be okay? 2086 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:44,620 Well look... 2087 01:01:44,620 --> 01:01:47,000 If you're putting apple cider vinegar... 2088 01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:48,900 I doubt it's going to make much of a difference... 2089 01:01:48,900 --> 01:01:51,560 If you just use the chip shop stuff... 2090 01:01:51,560 --> 01:01:52,560 Chip chaff... 2091 01:01:52,560 --> 01:01:53,860 Yeah... 2092 01:01:53,860 --> 01:01:55,660 Chip shop vinegar by chef... 2093 01:01:55,660 --> 01:01:58,660 It's got a black or a brown colour... 2094 01:01:58,660 --> 01:02:00,300 We don't know what the store is... 2095 01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,880 But it tastes fucking mighty... 2096 01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:04,560 On chips and fish... 2097 01:02:04,560 --> 01:02:07,940 So you do the mathematics on that... 2098 01:02:07,940 --> 01:02:09,960 The mathematics here is it's one goal apiece... 2099 01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,960 And a goal for either team here... 2100 01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:13,960 Could fucking clinch the title... 2101 01:02:13,960 --> 01:02:15,000 McTominay... 2102 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:17,300 Looking to clinch a bit of ball winning work... 2103 01:02:17,300 --> 01:02:17,960 There in the middle field... 2104 01:02:17,960 --> 01:02:20,080 As a clutch player... 2105 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,180 For United... 2106 01:02:21,180 --> 01:02:22,580 But it's given away... 2107 01:02:22,580 --> 01:02:23,580 Sheepishly... 2108 01:02:23,580 --> 01:02:24,580 To Villarreal... 2109 01:02:24,580 --> 01:02:26,000 Who now... 2110 01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:26,380 Look... 2111 01:02:26,380 --> 01:02:26,580 To be mounting... 2112 01:02:26,580 --> 01:02:28,580 A mason-mounted attack... 2113 01:02:28,580 --> 01:02:30,580 Down the right-hand side hatch... 2114 01:02:30,580 --> 01:02:31,980 The ball... 2115 01:02:31,980 --> 01:02:33,980 Chance to go into the box with it... 2116 01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:33,980 Maybe... 2117 01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:34,980 Options... 2118 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:35,380 Dwindling... 2119 01:02:35,380 --> 01:02:36,380 Dwindling... 2120 01:02:36,380 --> 01:02:37,520 They're passing it back now... 2121 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,380 Villarreal... 2122 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:39,480 And that's something... 2123 01:02:39,480 --> 01:02:40,780 That looked like an attack... 2124 01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:42,840 Has turned into a damp... 2125 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,680 Squid... 2126 01:02:43,680 --> 01:02:44,680 At the moment... 2127 01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:45,780 Floundering in the waters... 2128 01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:47,780 Of their own ignorance... 2129 01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:48,980 Our Villarreal... 2130 01:02:48,980 --> 01:02:49,780 As they try to pass... 2131 01:02:49,780 --> 01:02:51,240 Around that fucking... 2132 01:02:51,240 --> 01:02:53,000 Size 5 regulation ball... 2133 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:53,960 They found Baca... 2134 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,240 And Baca puts the ball... 2135 01:02:55,240 --> 01:02:56,380 Into the back of the sack... 2136 01:02:56,380 --> 01:02:57,960 And it's gone over their head... 2137 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,920 Of Wan-Bissaka... 2138 01:02:58,920 --> 01:03:00,240 And it's hit Luke Shaw... 2139 01:03:00,240 --> 01:03:01,860 And it's rolled out... 2140 01:03:01,860 --> 01:03:03,400 Into the back of beyond... 2141 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:04,720 The referee however... 2142 01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,340 Says... 2143 01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:06,480 It's a goal kick... 2144 01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:07,580 So it must have touched... 2145 01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:09,440 A Villarreal shirt man... 2146 01:03:09,440 --> 01:03:10,140 And who knows... 2147 01:03:10,140 --> 01:03:10,780 David Degaya... 2148 01:03:10,780 --> 01:03:11,680 Puts that ball... 2149 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:12,640 Onto the 6 yarder... 2150 01:03:12,640 --> 01:03:14,360 He's gonna blast it away... 2151 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:16,100 As and when he can... 2152 01:03:16,100 --> 01:03:16,780 And he... 2153 01:03:16,780 --> 01:03:19,380 And he does... 2154 01:03:19,380 --> 01:03:22,000 And he did... 2155 01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,200 And it passed back to him... 2156 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:24,040 From Lindelof... 2157 01:03:24,040 --> 01:03:25,440 They're trying to play that... 2158 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:26,600 Cool cam... 2159 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:27,180 Cucumber... 2160 01:03:27,180 --> 01:03:27,520 Skit... 2161 01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:28,700 Passes the ball... 2162 01:03:28,700 --> 01:03:30,260 And it's not working out... 2163 01:03:30,260 --> 01:03:30,620 For them... 2164 01:03:30,620 --> 01:03:31,380 What so ever... 2165 01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:32,640 And I gotta tell you... 2166 01:03:32,640 --> 01:03:34,580 It's nice to be able to drink... 2167 01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:37,060 As well Tom... 2168 01:03:37,060 --> 01:03:39,700 Drinking in jail as well we are... 2169 01:03:39,700 --> 01:03:41,420 That's fucking incredible... 2170 01:03:41,420 --> 01:03:42,260 Because... 2171 01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:44,360 I just reached for a bottle... 2172 01:03:44,360 --> 01:03:45,520 The same time you said... 2173 01:03:45,520 --> 01:03:47,500 You've started drinking in jail as well... 2174 01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:48,200 Here come... 2175 01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,560 Oh... 2176 01:03:48,560 --> 01:03:49,360 Villarreal... 2177 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:50,400 Chance... 2178 01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:51,640 Would be a fine thing... 2179 01:03:51,640 --> 01:03:52,740 They had a chance... 2180 01:03:52,740 --> 01:03:54,740 And the shot was not a fine thing... 2181 01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:55,980 It was terrible... 2182 01:03:55,980 --> 01:03:56,520 Bad... 2183 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:56,940 Bad... 2184 01:03:56,940 --> 01:03:57,300 Bad... 2185 01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:57,580 Bad... 2186 01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:57,840 Bad... 2187 01:03:57,840 --> 01:03:59,280 Bad scenario there... 2188 01:03:59,280 --> 01:04:01,240 From the Villarrealese... 2189 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:08,240 Crazy bit of business... 2190 01:04:08,240 --> 01:04:10,240 Crazy bit of business... 2191 01:04:10,240 --> 01:04:11,380 Crazy bit of business... 2192 01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,240 All together... 2193 01:04:12,240 --> 01:04:13,940 Funny you should mention... 2194 01:04:13,940 --> 01:04:15,240 The damp squid there... 2195 01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,420 Um... 2196 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:17,920 I had a bit of fucking... 2197 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,800 Salt and chili pepper squid there... 2198 01:04:19,800 --> 01:04:21,040 From the Chinese... 2199 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:21,800 The other night... 2200 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:21,800 Any nice... 2201 01:04:21,800 --> 01:04:22,800 Any nice... 2202 01:04:22,800 --> 01:04:23,800 Any nice... 2203 01:04:23,800 --> 01:04:24,800 Any nice... 2204 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,540 It was fucking... 2205 01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:27,200 Damp... 2206 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:28,800 The squid was damp... 2207 01:04:28,800 --> 01:04:32,180 So you literally had a damn squid... 2208 01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:33,180 For your dinner... 2209 01:04:33,180 --> 01:04:34,600 Or whenever it was... 2210 01:04:34,600 --> 01:04:36,180 That you ordered that Chinese... 2211 01:04:36,180 --> 01:04:37,620 About... 2212 01:04:37,620 --> 01:04:38,840 Half eleven... 2213 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:40,760 Half eleven at night... 2214 01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:42,260 I wanted some... 2215 01:04:42,260 --> 01:04:43,140 Uh... 2216 01:04:43,140 --> 01:04:43,960 Snacks... 2217 01:04:43,960 --> 01:04:45,020 So I put in the... 2218 01:04:45,020 --> 01:04:46,640 The order of a care package... 2219 01:04:46,640 --> 01:04:47,300 The usual... 2220 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:48,820 Tommy's slug care package... 2221 01:04:48,820 --> 01:04:50,140 Of eleven o'clock at night... 2222 01:04:50,140 --> 01:04:50,380 I thought that... 2223 01:04:50,380 --> 01:04:50,880 Yeah... 2224 01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:52,540 Ah... 2225 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:53,240 Sorry Tom... 2226 01:04:53,240 --> 01:04:54,200 That's the fucking bet... 2227 01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:54,840 Sorry to... 2228 01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:55,380 Anyway... 2229 01:04:55,380 --> 01:04:56,180 And again... 2230 01:04:56,180 --> 01:04:57,380 Sorry... 2231 01:04:57,380 --> 01:04:57,880 Oh... 2232 01:04:57,880 --> 01:04:58,720 Villarreal... 2233 01:04:58,720 --> 01:04:59,300 Chance... 2234 01:04:59,300 --> 01:05:00,260 Over the bar... 2235 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:00,760 Uh... 2236 01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:02,380 I said I wouldn't burp... 2237 01:05:02,380 --> 01:05:04,260 Or belch for the rest of the stream... 2238 01:05:04,260 --> 01:05:05,460 But you know... 2239 01:05:05,460 --> 01:05:06,140 What I mean... 2240 01:05:07,280 --> 01:05:09,220 It just went that way... 2241 01:05:09,220 --> 01:05:11,360 And Fred is about to come onto the pitch now... 2242 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,280 He is coming on to replace... 2243 01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,020 Mason Greenwood... 2244 01:05:15,020 --> 01:05:16,960 The young fella... 2245 01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:18,380 Mason Greenwood... 2246 01:05:18,380 --> 01:05:19,020 Has seen... 2247 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:21,320 The end of his... 2248 01:05:21,320 --> 01:05:22,020 Final match... 2249 01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:23,940 For Man U... 2250 01:05:23,940 --> 01:05:24,360 Or the... 2251 01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:25,480 The final... 2252 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,160 The European... 2253 01:05:26,160 --> 01:05:27,340 The UEFA Cup final... 2254 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:28,020 Sure... 2255 01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:31,020 Get it together Francis... 2256 01:05:31,020 --> 01:05:32,720 This really is... 2257 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,020 A disappointing... 2258 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:35,020 Analytical... 2259 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:37,020 Commentary... 2260 01:05:37,020 --> 01:05:37,320 That you're... 2261 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:38,020 You're providing... 2262 01:05:38,720 --> 01:05:40,180 Try him on the fucking beers... 2263 01:05:40,180 --> 01:05:40,440 Like... 2264 01:05:40,440 --> 01:05:40,900 What come on... 2265 01:05:40,900 --> 01:05:41,420 Can you do... 2266 01:05:41,420 --> 01:05:42,700 Is this a game of football... 2267 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:42,880 Like... 2268 01:05:42,880 --> 01:05:43,120 You know... 2269 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:44,040 What are you after... 2270 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,820 You want the real shit... 2271 01:05:45,820 --> 01:05:46,080 Is it? 2272 01:05:46,760 --> 01:05:47,680 Put on the telly... 2273 01:05:47,680 --> 01:05:48,600 And listen to the boys... 2274 01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,980 Who played the match... 2275 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,180 Wax lyrically... 2276 01:05:51,180 --> 01:05:51,620 If you want... 2277 01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:52,340 If you want... 2278 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:53,060 The fucking... 2279 01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,680 The two cents... 2280 01:05:54,680 --> 01:05:57,060 From a salt of the earth criminal... 2281 01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:58,840 Then you've come here... 2282 01:05:58,840 --> 01:05:59,840 And you're listening to it... 2283 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:00,260 Right here... 2284 01:06:00,260 --> 01:06:01,260 Right now... 2285 01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:02,460 And I gotta tell you something... 2286 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:04,260 Man U... 2287 01:06:04,260 --> 01:06:05,820 Are trying to contain... 2288 01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:06,580 Villarreal... 2289 01:06:06,580 --> 01:06:07,460 At the moment... 2290 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:09,760 Contain them on a hundred minutes... 2291 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:10,780 Gone... 2292 01:06:10,780 --> 01:06:11,640 And it's looking like... 2293 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,080 They can't contain them... 2294 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:16,360 Wind it up... 2295 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,080 Thank you very much... 2296 01:06:17,800 --> 01:06:18,520 Very very... 2297 01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:19,220 Very kindly... 2298 01:06:19,220 --> 01:06:20,080 I hope you're doing well... 2299 01:06:20,880 --> 01:06:22,180 What time is that Aidan... 2300 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,080 Thanks for a quick response... 2301 01:06:23,840 --> 01:06:24,980 Says Jay Dunn... 2302 01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:25,580 Let's have a look... 2303 01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:27,180 What was Aidan's thing... 2304 01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:28,060 Billy Ross... 2305 01:06:28,060 --> 01:06:28,820 Each way... 2306 01:06:28,820 --> 01:06:30,480 Mayor of Easttown... 2307 01:06:30,480 --> 01:06:31,080 Says Aidan... 2308 01:06:31,860 --> 01:06:33,020 And what did Jay Dunn say... 2309 01:06:33,020 --> 01:06:35,160 I've gotten my Polish house clean... 2310 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,160 Oh Jesus Christ... 2311 01:06:36,160 --> 01:06:36,500 Oh... 2312 01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:37,780 Alright yeah... 2313 01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:38,360 Ah... 2314 01:06:38,360 --> 01:06:40,340 And that's why... 2315 01:06:40,340 --> 01:06:41,940 You shouldn't read the chat really... 2316 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:42,620 It always just... 2317 01:06:42,620 --> 01:06:45,140 Descends into a bloody... 2318 01:06:45,140 --> 01:06:46,560 An anecdote about... 2319 01:06:46,560 --> 01:06:47,440 Someone... 2320 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:48,680 Getting someone else... 2321 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:49,060 Oh... 2322 01:06:49,060 --> 01:06:49,420 Yes... 2323 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:50,160 Not right... 2324 01:06:50,720 --> 01:06:54,040 Bit of consternation there... 2325 01:06:54,040 --> 01:06:55,000 In the chat is it... 2326 01:06:55,000 --> 01:06:56,120 I don't even bother... 2327 01:06:56,120 --> 01:06:57,360 Looking at the fucking chat... 2328 01:06:57,360 --> 01:06:58,540 At the moment from prison... 2329 01:06:58,540 --> 01:06:59,180 Because... 2330 01:06:59,180 --> 01:07:00,260 That would mean having to get... 2331 01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,200 Another monitor in... 2332 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:03,240 So I can only watch the game... 2333 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:04,020 But I... 2334 01:07:04,020 --> 01:07:04,780 Unfortunately... 2335 01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:06,880 I can't read the chat... 2336 01:07:06,880 --> 01:07:09,020 But Tommy can... 2337 01:07:09,020 --> 01:07:09,400 Yeah... 2338 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:09,800 I've... 2339 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,060 I've just said... 2340 01:07:11,060 --> 01:07:12,060 I was reading it here... 2341 01:07:12,060 --> 01:07:13,340 Tis not Billy Ray Cyrus... 2342 01:07:13,340 --> 01:07:14,960 At all on the mail... 2343 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:16,700 What are you drinking... 2344 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:18,560 Some gas crack in the chat... 2345 01:07:18,560 --> 01:07:19,560 As well... 2346 01:07:19,560 --> 01:07:22,320 I'll have to take your word for it... 2347 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,660 At the moment... 2348 01:07:23,660 --> 01:07:24,020 And... 2349 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:24,320 J... 2350 01:07:24,320 --> 01:07:25,180 J Dunn says... 2351 01:07:25,180 --> 01:07:26,440 I need your help Francis... 2352 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,480 I'm begging you... 2353 01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,700 Go for it J Dunn... 2354 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,840 You need the help... 2355 01:07:29,840 --> 01:07:30,840 You're begging us... 2356 01:07:30,840 --> 01:07:31,900 Go for it... 2357 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,740 We want to hear... 2358 01:07:32,740 --> 01:07:34,560 We want to hear all about it... 2359 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:38,540 Yeah... 2360 01:07:38,540 --> 01:07:39,560 We're waiting there... 2361 01:07:40,260 --> 01:07:42,560 We're waiting for J Dunn to respond... 2362 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,860 No... 2363 01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:44,800 Villarreal... 2364 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:45,700 Chance for a... 2365 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:47,580 A rattlesnake on the edge of the box... 2366 01:07:47,580 --> 01:07:48,940 It's not working out for them... 2367 01:07:48,940 --> 01:07:51,300 Counter attack from Man United... 2368 01:07:51,300 --> 01:07:51,900 Ah... 2369 01:07:51,900 --> 01:07:54,320 Rashford can't get to it on time... 2370 01:07:54,320 --> 01:07:54,860 And it's... 2371 01:07:54,860 --> 01:07:55,820 It's gone a biggin... 2372 01:07:55,820 --> 01:07:57,480 Falling to Cavani though... 2373 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,880 Tricky attacker... 2374 01:07:58,880 --> 01:07:59,300 And... 2375 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:00,680 He's lost the ball... 2376 01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:01,480 Villarreal... 2377 01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:01,940 Scramble... 2378 01:08:01,940 --> 01:08:04,700 Both teams are scrambled eggs at the moment... 2379 01:08:04,700 --> 01:08:06,700 Unable to really... 2380 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:09,700 Get anything meaningful together... 2381 01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,700 They both teams are defending well... 2382 01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:12,700 Well... 2383 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,700 Crazy bit of... 2384 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,700 Crazy bit of business... 2385 01:08:17,700 --> 01:08:25,240 Can you get your money back... 2386 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:27,440 From the fake Tommy coin... 2387 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:28,400 I've lost it all... 2388 01:08:28,400 --> 01:08:29,440 I can't go home... 2389 01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,240 Kids crying... 2390 01:08:30,240 --> 01:08:31,240 Look lads... 2391 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,240 If you were silly enough... 2392 01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:35,240 To not verify... 2393 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:37,840 The owner of the... 2394 01:08:37,840 --> 01:08:39,860 To verify whether or not... 2395 01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:40,240 Tommy Schlug... 2396 01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:42,400 Was behind... 2397 01:08:42,400 --> 01:08:43,300 Any websites... 2398 01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,320 Or anything like that... 2399 01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:45,220 Then you've only... 2400 01:08:45,220 --> 01:08:46,060 Yourselves to blame... 2401 01:08:46,060 --> 01:08:46,980 I wouldn't say stupid... 2402 01:08:46,980 --> 01:08:48,000 Because there's a lot of people... 2403 01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:50,400 Preying upon the innocence... 2404 01:08:50,400 --> 01:08:51,860 Of the people out there... 2405 01:08:51,860 --> 01:08:53,060 Techno innocence... 2406 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,640 Well I want to say... 2407 01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,360 You gotta make sure... 2408 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:57,100 That you're fucking... 2409 01:08:57,100 --> 01:08:58,060 Double checking... 2410 01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,340 Every avenue... 2411 01:08:59,340 --> 01:09:00,500 You're dotting the I's... 2412 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:02,000 You're crossing the T's... 2413 01:09:02,000 --> 01:09:03,300 And you're getting... 2414 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,240 To grips... 2415 01:09:04,240 --> 01:09:05,780 With these scam artists... 2416 01:09:05,780 --> 01:09:06,780 That were out there... 2417 01:09:06,780 --> 01:09:09,720 We know that the HSE hack... 2418 01:09:09,720 --> 01:09:10,780 Has happened... 2419 01:09:10,780 --> 01:09:11,660 We know that... 2420 01:09:11,660 --> 01:09:12,360 Our data... 2421 01:09:12,360 --> 01:09:13,160 Your data... 2422 01:09:13,160 --> 01:09:14,140 My data... 2423 01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:15,260 Is out there... 2424 01:09:15,260 --> 01:09:16,100 Be real... 2425 01:09:16,100 --> 01:09:17,400 Try to get a data ball... 2426 01:09:17,400 --> 01:09:17,860 Into the middle... 2427 01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:18,400 But the guy... 2428 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,520 Holds on to the data... 2429 01:09:20,520 --> 01:09:21,160 And... 2430 01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:22,260 It's out there... 2431 01:09:22,260 --> 01:09:23,780 So people are gonna be calling you... 2432 01:09:23,780 --> 01:09:24,800 People are gonna be saying... 2433 01:09:24,800 --> 01:09:25,960 Tommy coin... 2434 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,140 Come to the website here... 2435 01:09:27,140 --> 01:09:28,020 To buy it... 2436 01:09:28,020 --> 01:09:28,560 Lads... 2437 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:29,780 There is no fucking website... 2438 01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:30,760 And if... 2439 01:09:30,760 --> 01:09:31,880 Someone has made it... 2440 01:09:31,880 --> 01:09:33,280 It's a scam... 2441 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:33,880 Because... 2442 01:09:33,880 --> 01:09:34,980 Tommy coin isn't even... 2443 01:09:34,980 --> 01:09:35,880 Due to launch yet... 2444 01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:36,100 Tom... 2445 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:37,040 When is it due to launch? 2446 01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:39,420 Well we've still got... 2447 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:40,340 A lot... 2448 01:09:40,340 --> 01:09:41,860 Of consternation... 2449 01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:42,880 Regarding... 2450 01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:44,560 The GPOs... 2451 01:09:44,560 --> 01:09:45,740 We still... 2452 01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:46,000 My... 2453 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:47,400 My friend informs me... 2454 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,200 Now if we need... 2455 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:49,100 Another three... 2456 01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:50,380 GPOs... 2457 01:09:50,380 --> 01:09:51,560 To really... 2458 01:09:51,560 --> 01:09:52,380 Successfully... 2459 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,880 Launch the coin... 2460 01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:55,060 Completely... 2461 01:09:55,060 --> 01:09:56,680 100%... 2462 01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:57,200 And... 2463 01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:58,260 We only have one... 2464 01:09:58,260 --> 01:09:59,480 GPU at the moment... 2465 01:09:59,480 --> 01:09:59,760 So... 2466 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:00,860 There's not much really... 2467 01:10:00,860 --> 01:10:01,660 I can fucking... 2468 01:10:01,660 --> 01:10:02,580 Tell you about that... 2469 01:10:02,580 --> 01:10:02,840 Do you know? 2470 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,760 Crazy bit of business... 2471 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:09,860 Absolute crazy bit of business... 2472 01:10:09,860 --> 01:10:10,760 But I gotta tell you something... 2473 01:10:12,220 --> 01:10:13,760 The coin... 2474 01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:15,940 Still has value... 2475 01:10:15,940 --> 01:10:16,380 Says... 2476 01:10:16,380 --> 01:10:16,860 Blah dee... 2477 01:10:16,860 --> 01:10:17,660 Blah blah blah... 2478 01:10:17,660 --> 01:10:18,760 In the chat... 2479 01:10:18,760 --> 01:10:21,280 Foolish for Francis... 2480 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:22,780 Not to have gotten in on it... 2481 01:10:22,780 --> 01:10:23,700 They're raking it in... 2482 01:10:23,700 --> 01:10:24,760 Through the site like... 2483 01:10:26,040 --> 01:10:27,180 I doubt that... 2484 01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:27,760 I doubt they are... 2485 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:29,740 And uh... 2486 01:10:29,740 --> 01:10:30,840 If you are... 2487 01:10:30,840 --> 01:10:31,740 If you are... 2488 01:10:31,740 --> 01:10:33,220 You're probably gonna get... 2489 01:10:33,220 --> 01:10:34,660 The tidjust out of it... 2490 01:10:34,660 --> 01:10:36,560 By the people who've paid you... 2491 01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:37,480 Because... 2492 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,740 I know if I was a customer... 2493 01:10:39,740 --> 01:10:41,240 And I'd pay it for something... 2494 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:42,440 And it turned out I was... 2495 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:44,040 I'd been scammed... 2496 01:10:44,040 --> 01:10:45,640 I'd fucking come down on you... 2497 01:10:45,640 --> 01:10:45,980 Like... 2498 01:10:45,980 --> 01:10:46,560 Like... 2499 01:10:46,560 --> 01:10:47,140 Like a... 2500 01:10:47,140 --> 01:10:47,740 Clown of bricks... 2501 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,560 Yeah... 2502 01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:52,820 Yeah... 2503 01:10:52,820 --> 01:10:54,380 I'd like to second that motion as well... 2504 01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:56,040 I'd come down on you... 2505 01:10:56,040 --> 01:10:57,380 Like a fucking consignment... 2506 01:10:57,980 --> 01:10:59,380 Of solid concrete... 2507 01:11:00,380 --> 01:11:01,200 I'd come down on you... 2508 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,380 Like a truck full of steel... 2509 01:11:02,380 --> 01:11:04,700 I'd come down on you... 2510 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,700 Like a clown... 2511 01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:07,200 A clown full of... 2512 01:11:07,200 --> 01:11:08,380 Of potpourri... 2513 01:11:09,200 --> 01:11:10,380 In a bowl... 2514 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:11,560 Yeah... 2515 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:12,880 A bowl full of potpourri... 2516 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:13,800 In a clown... 2517 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:15,380 In a clown's hat... 2518 01:11:15,940 --> 01:11:18,120 Yeah... 2519 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:18,760 Pricks... 2520 01:11:18,760 --> 01:11:21,880 Other than that... 2521 01:11:21,880 --> 01:11:22,980 Fair play to anyone... 2522 01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:24,880 Who's managed to get up off their arse... 2523 01:11:24,880 --> 01:11:26,340 And make a website... 2524 01:11:26,340 --> 01:11:28,220 It speaks to the soul... 2525 01:11:28,220 --> 01:11:31,180 That there is that kind of ingenuity out there... 2526 01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:31,580 And... 2527 01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:33,400 Fair play... 2528 01:11:33,400 --> 01:11:33,840 If you're... 2529 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,620 If you're up to scratch... 2530 01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:38,140 And you can get your arse into gear... 2531 01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,860 And you make a website... 2532 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:41,280 And you can con people... 2533 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:42,760 And become a scammer... 2534 01:11:42,760 --> 01:11:43,200 Then... 2535 01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,320 That's fucking... 2536 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:45,220 That's... 2537 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:45,920 Hats off to you... 2538 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,320 But... 2539 01:11:47,320 --> 01:11:48,920 At the same time... 2540 01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:50,160 You're... 2541 01:11:50,160 --> 01:11:51,240 You're playing with fire... 2542 01:11:51,240 --> 01:11:53,140 And you're gonna get brought behind... 2543 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:53,920 Before the judge... 2544 01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:56,920 And then you'll be behind bars lads... 2545 01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:57,920 You'll be behind... 2546 01:11:58,680 --> 01:11:59,920 Solid bars of steel... 2547 01:12:01,240 --> 01:12:02,920 You thought you were gonna be... 2548 01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:05,920 Behind bars of gold... 2549 01:12:06,800 --> 01:12:08,320 There's no gold lads... 2550 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:10,280 There's no gold at the end of the rainbow... 2551 01:12:10,280 --> 01:12:12,140 You're fucking cruising for... 2552 01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:13,920 You're cruising for a bruising... 2553 01:12:15,060 --> 01:12:15,420 You're... 2554 01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:17,060 You're cruising for a bruising... 2555 01:12:17,060 --> 01:12:21,100 Half time... 2556 01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:22,240 Extra time here... 2557 01:12:22,240 --> 01:12:23,060 At Gdansk... 2558 01:12:23,060 --> 01:12:24,060 Thanks for that tip... 2559 01:12:24,060 --> 01:12:24,620 Ricky... 2560 01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:26,060 Thank you very much for the tip... 2561 01:12:26,060 --> 01:12:27,080 How are the lads? 2562 01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,340 Hope you're doing well... 2563 01:12:28,340 --> 01:12:29,040 We're grand... 2564 01:12:29,040 --> 01:12:29,600 At the moment... 2565 01:12:29,600 --> 01:12:29,820 Yeah... 2566 01:12:29,820 --> 01:12:30,940 Still in prison... 2567 01:12:30,940 --> 01:12:31,900 Shit buzz... 2568 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,380 Looking to get out of here though... 2569 01:12:33,380 --> 01:12:34,360 Soon enough... 2570 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,060 As soon as I can... 2571 01:12:36,060 --> 01:12:39,060 And I'm looking at Alex Ferguson... 2572 01:12:39,060 --> 01:12:42,060 Waiting up in the rafters of Gdansk... 2573 01:12:42,600 --> 01:12:43,060 Like a... 2574 01:12:43,060 --> 01:12:45,060 An omnipresent... 2575 01:12:45,780 --> 01:12:47,060 God-like figure... 2576 01:12:47,620 --> 01:12:49,180 Who rules the roost... 2577 01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:51,460 Over the Man United crown sphere... 2578 01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,060 At the moment... 2579 01:12:52,700 --> 01:12:53,800 And I gotta say... 2580 01:12:53,800 --> 01:12:54,100 He's... 2581 01:12:54,100 --> 01:12:55,060 He's doing well... 2582 01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:57,060 For a man of his... 2583 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:57,060 Age... 2584 01:12:58,120 --> 01:12:58,720 And... 2585 01:12:58,720 --> 01:12:59,560 Drinking... 2586 01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,560 Capability... 2587 01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:01,360 He's doing well... 2588 01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,520 He's doing well... 2589 01:13:03,520 --> 01:13:04,800 He's looking well... 2590 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:05,580 He's having... 2591 01:13:05,580 --> 01:13:06,360 He's looking healthy... 2592 01:13:06,980 --> 01:13:08,500 He's living a healthy life... 2593 01:13:08,500 --> 01:13:10,400 And I was reading an interview there recently... 2594 01:13:10,400 --> 01:13:11,360 And off of them... 2595 01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,040 Where he was saying... 2596 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,360 It could have been all over... 2597 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:18,360 Sorry lads... 2598 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,860 Just really sorry about that one... 2599 01:13:21,860 --> 01:13:23,360 Crazy bit of business... 2600 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,260 Bit of an air bubble in my throat... 2601 01:13:25,260 --> 01:13:26,280 As well then afterwards... 2602 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,500 It made me sound like a... 2603 01:13:27,500 --> 01:13:28,360 A weird baddie... 2604 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:30,040 A kind of... 2605 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:30,360 A meek... 2606 01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:32,360 Baddie... 2607 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,000 Thank you very much Ricky... 2608 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:34,780 How are the lads? 2609 01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:35,460 Hope you're well... 2610 01:13:35,460 --> 01:13:36,360 We're grand... 2611 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:37,400 We're fucking getting on... 2612 01:13:37,400 --> 01:13:37,900 Well man... 2613 01:13:37,900 --> 01:13:38,300 Look... 2614 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:39,360 We're watching the match... 2615 01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,600 And we're sinking the fucking... 2616 01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:42,360 The bottles... 2617 01:13:42,860 --> 01:13:43,920 It's just... 2618 01:13:43,920 --> 01:13:45,860 It's a lovely May night... 2619 01:13:46,460 --> 01:13:47,960 Where there's no troubles... 2620 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:49,060 For the 90 minutes... 2621 01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:50,900 And then they added extra time... 2622 01:13:50,900 --> 01:13:53,260 We won at 16 to 1... 2623 01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,580 Possibly 6 euro... 2624 01:13:54,580 --> 01:13:55,860 In the back pocket Tino... 2625 01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,940 Eddins and Cavani score at a time... 2626 01:13:58,940 --> 01:14:00,320 1-1 final score... 2627 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,860 After 90 minutes job... 2628 01:14:01,860 --> 01:14:02,780 We've with the... 2629 01:14:02,780 --> 01:14:04,900 We were Billy Betted out of it... 2630 01:14:04,900 --> 01:14:06,040 Like it's fucking grand... 2631 01:14:06,040 --> 01:14:07,340 And it's nice to be doing the... 2632 01:14:07,340 --> 01:14:08,260 The football again... 2633 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:09,600 Lazy bit of broadcast... 2634 01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:10,520 Thank you very much... 2635 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:11,580 Sharpen up the hair... 2636 01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:12,360 Tommaso... 2637 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,360 Sharpen up the hair... 2638 01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:17,360 Why didn't you sharpen up yourself man... 2639 01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:19,060 Coming in here... 2640 01:14:19,060 --> 01:14:20,400 Talking the big talk... 2641 01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:21,360 With the big swag... 2642 01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:23,080 Thanks for the tip though... 2643 01:14:23,080 --> 01:14:24,140 It's very kind of you... 2644 01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,520 I hope you're doing well... 2645 01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:26,300 And Tommy... 2646 01:14:26,300 --> 01:14:27,360 Tommy Vax instead... 2647 01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:29,460 Don't read comment on... 2648 01:14:29,460 --> 01:14:30,360 On stream please... 2649 01:14:31,360 --> 01:14:31,360 So... 2650 01:14:32,040 --> 01:14:32,360 Anyway... 2651 01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:33,880 Thanks for confirming... 2652 01:14:33,880 --> 01:14:34,620 That you don't... 2653 01:14:34,620 --> 01:14:36,200 Some lad in Gort... 2654 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:36,880 Has set up a... 2655 01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,880 Time of Kind website... 2656 01:14:37,880 --> 01:14:38,920 Charging for Kind Wars... 2657 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:39,960 Registered name on... 2658 01:14:39,960 --> 01:14:41,180 Website is redacted... 2659 01:14:41,180 --> 01:14:42,680 22 day countdown... 2660 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:43,200 O'clock... 2661 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:43,820 Oh yeah... 2662 01:14:43,820 --> 01:14:44,380 Well... 2663 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:45,200 Look... 2664 01:14:45,200 --> 01:14:46,120 Who knows what the fuck... 2665 01:14:46,120 --> 01:14:46,840 Is going on... 2666 01:14:46,840 --> 01:14:47,500 Some lad in... 2667 01:14:47,500 --> 01:14:48,580 If some lad in Gort... 2668 01:14:48,580 --> 01:14:49,760 Is doing it... 2669 01:14:49,760 --> 01:14:50,840 In a... 2670 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,340 Then... 2671 01:14:51,340 --> 01:14:52,720 It'll be some lad in... 2672 01:14:52,720 --> 01:14:53,620 Court... 2673 01:14:53,620 --> 01:14:55,160 In front of Judge Mary Devon... 2674 01:14:55,160 --> 01:14:55,820 Soon enough... 2675 01:14:55,820 --> 01:14:56,900 That's what he'll be... 2676 01:14:56,900 --> 01:14:57,800 Ha ha ha ha... 2677 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:59,800 Ha ha ha... 2678 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:00,800 Ha ha ha... 2679 01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:02,400 Some lad in Gort... 2680 01:15:02,400 --> 01:15:04,100 Who set the website up... 2681 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:04,800 Well... 2682 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:05,480 I tell you... 2683 01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:06,840 As Tommy said there... 2684 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,080 It'll be some lad in... 2685 01:15:08,080 --> 01:15:08,900 Court... 2686 01:15:08,900 --> 01:15:09,920 Soon enough... 2687 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:11,320 When he gets done... 2688 01:15:11,320 --> 01:15:12,240 For fucking... 2689 01:15:12,240 --> 01:15:12,800 Fraud... 2690 01:15:14,620 --> 01:15:15,800 Lovely bit of business there... 2691 01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:18,120 I gotta tell you something... 2692 01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:19,360 It's a lovely bit of business here... 2693 01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:20,800 Second half of extra time... 2694 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:21,860 Edinson Cavani... 2695 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:22,820 Onside... 2696 01:15:22,820 --> 01:15:24,340 The goalkeeper comes out... 2697 01:15:24,340 --> 01:15:25,860 Blash it away... 2698 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:28,000 Sorry... 2699 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,140 Sorry... 2700 01:15:31,320 --> 01:15:32,280 You okay there Francis? 2701 01:15:33,020 --> 01:15:34,140 That's a bit of wind... 2702 01:15:34,140 --> 01:15:34,780 Again... 2703 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:35,360 It's... 2704 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,140 Condish Mayfield... 2705 01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,140 Tonight... 2706 01:15:38,140 --> 01:15:38,640 For the... 2707 01:15:38,640 --> 01:15:39,440 The burps... 2708 01:15:39,440 --> 01:15:40,760 But I gotta hand it to me... 2709 01:15:40,760 --> 01:15:41,560 Myself... 2710 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:42,600 I'm doing well at... 2711 01:15:42,600 --> 01:15:44,140 Repressing most of them... 2712 01:15:44,140 --> 01:15:44,560 Um... 2713 01:15:44,560 --> 01:15:45,420 Unfortunately... 2714 01:15:45,420 --> 01:15:46,700 You are still hearing... 2715 01:15:46,700 --> 01:15:47,340 10... 2716 01:15:47,340 --> 01:15:48,540 To 15%... 2717 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,580 Of the burps... 2718 01:15:49,580 --> 01:15:50,260 That are making their way... 2719 01:15:50,260 --> 01:15:51,860 Out of my body... 2720 01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:53,060 I'm managing to... 2721 01:15:53,060 --> 01:15:54,640 Sutterfuge my way... 2722 01:15:54,640 --> 01:15:55,960 Out of the rest of them... 2723 01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:57,240 By turning off the mic... 2724 01:15:57,240 --> 01:15:58,500 Leaning away from the mic... 2725 01:15:58,500 --> 01:15:59,920 As I breathe out... 2726 01:15:59,920 --> 01:16:00,280 And... 2727 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:01,740 Sometimes just occasionally... 2728 01:16:01,740 --> 01:16:02,740 Switching to the... 2729 01:16:02,740 --> 01:16:04,220 To the adverts... 2730 01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:04,860 That we have... 2731 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:05,760 While going on an... 2732 01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:06,740 Epic Belch Fest... 2733 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:08,400 Mobile... 2734 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,500 Mobile... 2735 01:16:09,500 --> 01:16:10,500 Mobile... 2736 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500 Mobile... 2737 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500 Mobile... 2738 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500 Mobile... 2739 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:10,500 Mobile... 2740 01:16:10,500 --> 01:16:11,500 Mobile... 2741 01:16:11,500 --> 01:16:12,500 Mobile... 2742 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500 Mobile... 2743 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500 Mobile... 2744 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:12,500 Mobile... 2745 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:13,500 Mobile... 2746 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:13,500 Mobile... 2747 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:13,500 Mobile... 2748 01:16:13,500 --> 01:16:14,500 Mobile... 2749 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:14,500 Mobile... 2750 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:14,500 Mobile... 2751 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:15,500 Mobile... 2752 01:16:15,500 --> 01:16:16,500 Mobile... 2753 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:16,500 Mobile... 2754 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:16,500 Mobile... 2755 01:16:16,500 --> 01:16:17,500 Mobile... 2756 01:16:17,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Mobile... 2757 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Mobile... 2758 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:18,500 Mobile... 2759 01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:19,500 Mobile... 2760 01:16:19,500 --> 01:16:20,500 Mobile... 2761 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:20,500 Mobile... 2762 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,500 Mobile... 2763 01:16:21,500 --> 01:16:49,280 1000 TL percent 100. Turkey Ninglik. Mobile Bahis. Sebtin. Mobile Bahis. Mobile Ozel. Yeni Technology. Raki Pizba. Mobile Bahis. The world leader in Turkish betting syndicates. And I gotta tell you something. I thought I'd had it with gambling. But then I found out about the Turkish betting syndicate. 2764 01:16:49,280 --> 01:17:06,900 And I thought fucking hell just when I thought I was out lads. You reel me back in. And it's great. I don't know if you're into problem gambling yourself. But I do be. I love a flutter on the fucking Argentinian soccer at half two every weekday Tuesday. 2765 01:17:08,480 --> 01:17:15,300 And Billy Bet is the kind of app that really helps facilitate those deals because there's no fucking checkup on you. 2766 01:17:16,200 --> 01:17:20,780 And they don't do that kind of reminder of you know when you put too much in. 2767 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:28,360 They do a reminder that you haven't put any money in. You know when you get a notification. Oh Rashford. Fucking hell chance for him to score a goal there. 2768 01:17:29,180 --> 01:17:36,340 The good thing about the Billy Bet app is that they alert you when you haven't been gambling. You know it's like it's been a day or two. 2769 01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:38,620 You haven't put any bets on. What's the story? 2770 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:42,980 Maybe you want to get involved in this nine to two prize that we've put on. 2771 01:17:43,920 --> 01:17:50,600 And Sebi Baladerlos making the fucking Golden Eagle at the 17th in Van de Beek. 2772 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:54,040 Thank you very much Erbol Blumenthal for the tip. 2773 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,880 And great Craig as always mate. I hope you're doing well. 2774 01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:58,700 See you with the sack. 2775 01:17:59,140 --> 01:17:59,720 Thanks very much. 2776 01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:04,280 Any Billy Bet odds on when the gruig will get the chop lads. Tom? 2777 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:06,280 Yeah look. 2778 01:18:06,680 --> 01:18:13,800 Any Billy Bet app and any Billy Bet odds on whether or not this situation. 2779 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,620 Let's just call it. Let's call it Spade here. 2780 01:18:16,760 --> 01:18:19,740 It's a situation which has got out of control. 2781 01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:24,280 Any odds on when that's going to be clipped or chipped we don't know. 2782 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:26,940 Because we're not particularly sure what's going to happen. 2783 01:18:26,940 --> 01:18:34,960 But Dan James is having to study a load of paperwork and bump at the side of the pitch there. 2784 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:40,200 A load of assistance to the manager have given Dan James a ring binder. 2785 01:18:40,660 --> 01:18:49,340 Which has laminated sheets of paper on it which show formations, strategies, plays and what not. 2786 01:18:50,520 --> 01:18:56,180 All we do know is that Rashford is coming up and maybe Dan James is going to get involved there. 2787 01:18:56,760 --> 01:18:59,220 And I believe you have something to say about Dan James time. 2788 01:19:01,760 --> 01:19:02,320 Francis. 2789 01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:02,520 Francis. 2790 01:19:08,320 --> 01:19:09,320 Yeah. 2791 01:19:09,320 --> 01:19:09,320 Yeah. 2792 01:19:10,040 --> 01:19:16,320 Dan James is nippy on the wing for United and Wales. 2793 01:19:16,560 --> 01:19:16,960 Yeah. 2794 01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:20,660 Dan James is after you. 2795 01:19:20,900 --> 01:19:22,900 Dan James is after you. 2796 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:24,360 It's coming on now. 2797 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:26,600 His name is Dan James. 2798 01:19:26,820 --> 01:19:27,520 Danny Jimmy. 2799 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:28,500 Danny Jimmy. 2800 01:19:28,700 --> 01:19:29,480 Danny Jimmy. 2801 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:32,480 The round wheels. 2802 01:19:32,480 --> 01:19:34,080 They call him Danny Jimmy. 2803 01:19:34,280 --> 01:19:35,100 Danny Jimmy. 2804 01:19:35,280 --> 01:19:35,900 Danny Jimmy. 2805 01:19:36,760 --> 01:19:40,060 Edinson Cavani leaves the ball off to Shaw. 2806 01:19:40,240 --> 01:19:40,540 Yeah. 2807 01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:43,860 And Shaw gives it back to Fred. 2808 01:19:44,280 --> 01:19:47,300 Who puts it into the middle of the fucking pitch. 2809 01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:50,860 And they lose the ball to Villarreal. 2810 01:19:50,860 --> 01:19:50,860 And they lose the ball to Villarreal. 2811 01:19:51,540 --> 01:19:53,860 We're going to do a little counterattack now. 2812 01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:56,360 And a lovely floated ball. 2813 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:58,720 Up to the front line. 2814 01:19:59,220 --> 01:20:01,600 Glancing header leaves it on just fine. 2815 01:20:01,680 --> 01:20:03,460 Lovely chance for Villarreal. 2816 01:20:03,680 --> 01:20:05,600 But McTominay covers well. 2817 01:20:05,980 --> 01:20:08,240 Gives it to Bruno Fernandes. 2818 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:13,340 Who leaves it back to Wan-Bissak and crack the ball. 2819 01:20:14,140 --> 01:20:18,400 Wan-Bissak and crack the ball into the midfield. 2820 01:20:18,840 --> 01:20:19,840 For the Villarreal. 2821 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:22,380 Really feeling the deal tonight. 2822 01:20:23,140 --> 01:20:25,820 And Villarreal are feeling the deal tonight. 2823 01:20:25,820 --> 01:20:29,580 They're passing the ball around like men of the balloon. 2824 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,560 Sanctioned by the gods of ball. 2825 01:20:32,840 --> 01:20:35,520 To lay siege upon the opponent's goal. 2826 01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:39,780 With their balloonistic temptations. 2827 01:20:40,380 --> 01:20:41,940 And inclinations. 2828 01:20:42,580 --> 01:20:44,160 It's a crazy scenario. 2829 01:20:45,420 --> 01:20:47,260 Which to you and others. 2830 01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,520 Know as the European UEFA Cup. 2831 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:51,100 To me and Francis. 2832 01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:53,460 It's none other than the What Cup. 2833 01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:58,660 It's none other than the Glorious Cup. 2834 01:20:58,780 --> 01:21:01,520 Of the Lesser Nations of Europe. 2835 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,260 Tom. 2836 01:21:02,780 --> 01:21:06,280 The trophy has been rebranded next season. 2837 01:21:06,780 --> 01:21:09,800 To the European Cup. 2838 01:21:09,920 --> 01:21:11,360 Of Lesser Nations. 2839 01:21:11,620 --> 01:21:12,080 Tom. 2840 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,120 Here's a chance for Villarreal. 2841 01:21:15,040 --> 01:21:16,680 Bollocks by Lindelof. 2842 01:21:16,940 --> 01:21:18,480 Leaves the ball into Villarreal. 2843 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:21,180 They're dancing around the middle of the box now. 2844 01:21:21,440 --> 01:21:22,200 Chance for them. 2845 01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:23,980 Villarreal from range. 2846 01:21:24,240 --> 01:21:25,140 Lovely chance here. 2847 01:21:25,460 --> 01:21:25,980 Villarreal. 2848 01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:27,080 Can they do it? 2849 01:21:27,140 --> 01:21:27,760 They can't. 2850 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,420 And it's a fucking fuck up for the edges. 2851 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:32,500 Rodrigo leaves the ball. 2852 01:21:33,140 --> 01:21:35,140 Someone's been brought down on the edge of the area. 2853 01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:38,700 Cavani and feckin' Bruno are getting shirty. 2854 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:41,600 Cavani's got a yellow. 2855 01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:43,360 Hey. 2856 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,780 The trophy that United said they... 2857 01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:47,800 It's not the trophy we want to be winning. 2858 01:21:47,920 --> 01:21:49,100 But it's the trophy anyway. 2859 01:21:49,780 --> 01:21:50,260 Lads. 2860 01:21:50,680 --> 01:21:53,420 You're gonna have to go to penalties for the fucking trophy. 2861 01:21:53,980 --> 01:21:55,320 That's what's gonna happen to you. 2862 01:21:56,040 --> 01:21:57,900 Your boy, Mr. Blumenthal. 2863 01:21:58,000 --> 01:21:58,780 Thank you very much. 2864 01:21:59,480 --> 01:22:00,340 Seam of the sack. 2865 01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:02,360 Thank you very much. 2866 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:04,240 Lazy Vitter Broadcast. 2867 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:04,720 Ryan. 2868 01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:05,240 Ricky. 2869 01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:06,440 Tommy Vax. 2870 01:22:07,000 --> 01:22:09,340 Antonio Valencia's left foot. 2871 01:22:10,240 --> 01:22:10,900 Big style. 2872 01:22:11,440 --> 01:22:12,340 Thank you very much. 2873 01:22:12,840 --> 01:22:15,140 Can you say what's a crack to Shane and Red? 2874 01:22:15,400 --> 01:22:17,540 Who just had a weekend out in Karunischke. 2875 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:19,780 And climbed Crokepatrick the weekend. 2876 01:22:20,120 --> 01:22:22,080 How you gettin' on, lads? 2877 01:22:22,140 --> 01:22:23,200 What's the crack? 2878 01:22:23,320 --> 01:22:23,620 Yeah. 2879 01:22:24,100 --> 01:22:26,340 This is a big shout-out from Francis. 2880 01:22:26,880 --> 01:22:27,940 To the boys. 2881 01:22:28,400 --> 01:22:29,340 Shane and Red. 2882 01:22:29,480 --> 01:22:30,280 Shane and Red. 2883 01:22:30,400 --> 01:22:31,360 Shane and Red. 2884 01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:34,200 They went out to Karunischke and climbed Crokepatrick. 2885 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,100 At the weekend. 2886 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,120 At the weekend. 2887 01:22:36,500 --> 01:22:37,560 Well done, boys. 2888 01:22:37,780 --> 01:22:39,000 That's nice. 2889 01:22:39,540 --> 01:22:40,520 That's nice. 2890 01:22:40,680 --> 01:22:41,240 Tonight. 2891 01:22:42,040 --> 01:22:42,680 Tonight. 2892 01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:42,980 Tonight. 2893 01:22:45,380 --> 01:22:45,900 Tonight. 2894 01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:48,700 Possible penalty check going on here. 2895 01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,160 VAR job. 2896 01:22:52,280 --> 01:22:52,880 VAR. 2897 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,560 Potential penalty check. 2898 01:22:56,040 --> 01:22:57,140 Let's pop that collar. 2899 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,220 See what's going on here. 2900 01:23:00,080 --> 01:23:01,240 Crazy bit of business. 2901 01:23:01,700 --> 01:23:07,500 As the Valencia players or the Villarreal players, I beg your pardon, hustling Harry the referee, 2902 01:23:07,860 --> 01:23:08,600 chested down. 2903 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:09,200 Oh! 2904 01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:11,920 It looks like it was a handball from Fred in the area. 2905 01:23:12,280 --> 01:23:12,760 Gerrard. 2906 01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:12,800 Gerrard. 2907 01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:16,720 I mean, Fred really didn't have any fucking knowledge of that ball. 2908 01:23:16,860 --> 01:23:17,900 It was a... 2909 01:23:17,900 --> 01:23:19,480 It's not a handball in my book. 2910 01:23:19,560 --> 01:23:21,340 But we've seen dodgy shite given. 2911 01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:23,000 So let's have a look. 2912 01:23:29,160 --> 01:23:31,820 It's not a penalty. 2913 01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:33,300 It's not a penalty. 2914 01:23:34,000 --> 01:23:37,400 And Twan Zebi is coming on now. 2915 01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:43,940 Twan Zebi is a young fella who has been on loan to other teams. 2916 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:46,460 And he's a defender for United. 2917 01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,380 But he's been impressing in recent games. 2918 01:23:50,440 --> 01:23:51,200 Or Twan Zebi. 2919 01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:53,840 I don't know what his name is. 2920 01:23:54,100 --> 01:23:56,560 But he's coming on now anyway. 2921 01:23:57,400 --> 01:23:59,840 And I think it's Eric Bailey who's coming on. 2922 01:24:00,180 --> 01:24:00,880 Or coming off. 2923 01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,900 And also Dan James is coming on, Francis. 2924 01:24:05,680 --> 01:24:11,080 That nippy man on the wing, Dan James, is about to sing. 2925 01:24:11,600 --> 01:24:15,400 He's about to make his presence felt known. 2926 01:24:15,960 --> 01:24:19,840 He's about to go and run a goal on his own. 2927 01:24:19,840 --> 01:24:21,840 Because he's greedy on the ball. 2928 01:24:22,240 --> 01:24:24,220 He's got a great bit of greed on him. 2929 01:24:24,500 --> 01:24:26,060 He's got a great bit of greed. 2930 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:29,540 I don't care your color, class, or creed. 2931 01:24:29,740 --> 01:24:32,160 And I don't want to be crass about it. 2932 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:37,380 But the greedy ball he plays is a nice brand of ball. 2933 01:24:37,760 --> 01:24:40,480 Some days, some days, some days. 2934 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,180 Would it be a great brand of ball today? 2935 01:24:43,380 --> 01:24:44,980 Ball today, ball today. 2936 01:24:45,460 --> 01:24:47,040 Let's wait and see. 2937 01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:50,240 David DeGaia pumps the ball up to the middle field. 2938 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:55,120 We've got five minutes left, I believe, of regulation time. 2939 01:24:55,600 --> 01:24:57,880 Luke Shaw pumping down that wing. 2940 01:24:58,260 --> 01:25:05,000 Tried to find a bit of a dalliance to attempt with another Man U player. 2941 01:25:05,340 --> 01:25:08,580 Get that ball dancing around the left-hand side of the field. 2942 01:25:08,580 --> 01:25:10,440 Make a little triage of it. 2943 01:25:10,520 --> 01:25:13,160 And triage that ball into the back of the goal. 2944 01:25:13,260 --> 01:25:14,400 But it's not happening for them. 2945 01:25:14,800 --> 01:25:15,620 Joseph Harrington. 2946 01:25:16,020 --> 01:25:16,880 Thank you very much. 2947 01:25:17,300 --> 01:25:18,140 And to Clan McCart. 2948 01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,140 Extra time haiku from Clan. 2949 01:25:20,520 --> 01:25:21,640 Let's see what's going on. 2950 01:25:21,640 --> 01:25:26,560 It's an extra time haiku from Clan McCart. 2951 01:25:27,120 --> 01:25:29,880 Let's give that a little read now. 2952 01:25:32,080 --> 01:25:35,200 Emery burns his tongue on. 2953 01:25:35,820 --> 01:25:39,840 A coffee in a 24-hour garage. 2954 01:25:40,960 --> 01:25:44,540 He hisses and flies away. 2955 01:25:45,480 --> 01:25:48,880 Unai Emery just flies away. 2956 01:25:49,140 --> 01:25:49,800 Yeah. 2957 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,200 Thanks for the haiku. 2958 01:25:56,840 --> 01:25:57,980 Thanking you. 2959 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:04,040 It looks like it's going to be a penalty shootout soon enough. 2960 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:06,960 Thanks very much, Clan McCart and Joseph Harrington. 2961 01:26:07,520 --> 01:26:08,200 And Mick. 2962 01:26:08,620 --> 01:26:10,620 Why don't you stream on Twitch, says Mick? 2963 01:26:10,940 --> 01:26:12,320 Because we can't be arsed. 2964 01:26:12,780 --> 01:26:14,900 We can't be arsed. 2965 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:17,180 We tried it for a week or two. 2966 01:26:17,780 --> 01:26:23,960 Then we were upset because people were getting a notification like they used on that YouTube. 2967 01:26:24,240 --> 01:26:24,640 YouTube. 2968 01:26:25,580 --> 01:26:30,960 They don't do those notifications like they used to do on YouTube. 2969 01:26:31,720 --> 01:26:35,660 Hey man, why don't you vacations like you used to do? 2970 01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:36,560 Used to do. 2971 01:26:39,180 --> 01:26:40,240 Used to do. 2972 01:26:40,640 --> 01:26:44,320 You don't do YouTube like you used to do. 2973 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:47,480 You don't do YouTube like you used to do. 2974 01:26:48,120 --> 01:26:53,840 Why don't you do YouTube anymore like you used to do. 2975 01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:57,400 You got your Twitch emoji game. 2976 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,700 Your Twitch emoji game is on fleek. 2977 01:27:00,980 --> 01:27:03,300 Why don't you just go to Twitch? 2978 01:27:05,580 --> 01:27:09,700 And there's a foul on the side hatch of the pitch here. 2979 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:13,160 Some man has fallen down like a sack of shbuds. 2980 01:27:13,620 --> 01:27:15,300 And it's none other than Luke Shaw. 2981 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:20,840 He's a heavy set kind of guy who's had a few injury crises over the course of his career. 2982 01:27:22,140 --> 01:27:23,440 And when matter. 2983 01:27:23,740 --> 01:27:25,520 What's the matter you are when? 2984 01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:25,820 Huh? 2985 01:27:26,480 --> 01:27:28,900 He's about to come on for Luke Shaw. 2986 01:27:29,500 --> 01:27:33,180 Who looked like he was potentially going to get taken off earlier on. 2987 01:27:33,900 --> 01:27:39,700 I don't know whether or not he sustained a bit of injuristic injuries off of a challenge from earlier on. 2988 01:27:39,760 --> 01:27:41,000 But we'll have to wait and see. 2989 01:27:42,060 --> 01:27:42,840 Shite guides. 2990 01:27:42,960 --> 01:27:43,760 Thank you very much. 2991 01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:46,920 If I smoke weed and attack the Japanese government. 2992 01:27:47,420 --> 01:27:48,600 Is that haiku? 2993 01:27:48,960 --> 01:27:49,360 You say. 2994 01:27:49,900 --> 01:27:50,840 Very very good. 2995 01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:52,480 Very good stuff. 2996 01:27:52,600 --> 01:27:53,380 Wordplay as well. 2997 01:27:53,520 --> 01:27:55,820 It's great wordplay because there was a haiku as well. 2998 01:27:55,900 --> 01:28:03,180 So it's not like there's just any sort of kind of racist sort of anti-Asian sort of vibe going on. 2999 01:28:03,180 --> 01:28:09,040 It really does have literal relevancy at this stage in time. 3000 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:09,880 Tom Ripper. 3001 01:28:10,000 --> 01:28:10,760 Thank you very much. 3002 01:28:10,840 --> 01:28:11,540 Creed Twitcher. 3003 01:28:11,820 --> 01:28:12,300 Slaps. 3004 01:28:12,660 --> 01:28:16,280 And you need to get onto Zurich for him to do some fucking Warzone streams. 3005 01:28:16,700 --> 01:28:18,060 Says Tom Ripper. 3006 01:28:18,180 --> 01:28:19,200 Thank you very much Tom. 3007 01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:22,020 Thank you very much Tom. 3008 01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,000 I hope you're doing well. 3009 01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:27,200 Thanks very much for that 10 euro schmel. 3010 01:28:27,700 --> 01:28:28,980 It schmels great. 3011 01:28:29,560 --> 01:28:31,480 I've just sniffed the tenner. 3012 01:28:31,660 --> 01:28:34,200 And it's a regulation smell. 3013 01:28:34,440 --> 01:28:36,240 I just sniffed the tenner. 3014 01:28:36,500 --> 01:28:38,680 And I can tell you that it's well. 3015 01:28:39,120 --> 01:28:41,580 I'm going to dispatch that. 3016 01:28:41,580 --> 01:28:48,580 Tenor into a box that said this tenor smells well. 3017 01:28:48,580 --> 01:29:13,740 A matter has been brought on there. Manchester United are about to go into a penalty shootout here with Villarreal. David Quirk, thank you very much. Three minutes left here of injury time. Connor Daly, thank you very much. David Quirk, thank you very much. And Tom Ripper. 3018 01:29:13,740 --> 01:29:27,640 Well, when matter is not on yet, and neither is Alex Tellis. I thought they were both on, but we've only three minutes, two minutes, two and a half minutes of injury time left, France. 3019 01:29:27,640 --> 01:29:55,500 Yeah, and so scary to get these two boys onto the pitch soon as F, because they're going to be going to penalties, and it's as if he believes when matter and Tellis have the fucking penalties on lockdown. The two boys have been practicing day and night, day and night, night and day. Go and take those penalties, blast away, blast away, blast away. Yo, yo, yo, yo. 3020 01:29:57,100 --> 01:30:09,580 Crazy bit of business. Those substitutions are still hovering on the side hatch. Be interesting if they didn't get to bring them on, and then they have to take penalties with a substandard set of penalty takers. 3021 01:30:11,040 --> 01:30:27,080 Unai Emery stalks the piss-soaked touchline of the pitch. All the players are looking worn out here, dejected, rain-soaked, rain-soddened. We've got to see what's going on. Is there any pep left? 3022 01:30:27,080 --> 01:30:29,080 Left in the shtep of these Villa Realistics. 3023 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:29,080 I'm going to be right back. 3024 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:31,080 I'm going to be right back. 3025 01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:47,080 Throwing. To Man U. Down there into the pitch. Big tripod, thanks very much. Trying to learn how to make the killie an Mbappuccino. Any tips, Dads? Well, look. You need to buy the beans. The Mbappuccino beans. Stars from the Bagugo tribe. 3026 01:30:47,080 --> 01:30:58,980 you need to go and find a retail outlet which has won the tendering to host Mbappuccino's prize winning range of barista style coffee machines. 3027 01:31:00,340 --> 01:31:03,740 I believe Mace won the tendering for that. 3028 01:31:04,540 --> 01:31:07,200 But look, it's not the end of the world. 3029 01:31:07,320 --> 01:31:12,320 If you can't get Mbappuccino, maybe go and hit up your local cafeteria. 3030 01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:20,520 I may recommend traveling to the heart of the country to Tullamore to visit the little coffee hut just outside Tullamore town. 3031 01:31:20,660 --> 01:31:21,840 It's a crazy bit of business. 3032 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,040 Small little hut. 3033 01:31:23,580 --> 01:31:24,700 Best coffee in the country. 3034 01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:26,480 Best coffee in the country. 3035 01:31:26,680 --> 01:31:29,660 And that's, that's, I'm not blowing smoke. 3036 01:31:30,360 --> 01:31:33,960 I would say, I'd tell you if it wasn't as good as what I thought it was. 3037 01:31:34,000 --> 01:31:35,900 But it was every bit of good and more. 3038 01:31:36,500 --> 01:31:41,420 So get on down to that shop and get on into that coffee bean. 3039 01:31:41,420 --> 01:31:42,520 It's a crazy bit of business. 3040 01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:43,080 Go up. 3041 01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:43,700 Matrix. 3042 01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:44,740 Thank you very much. 3043 01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:51,120 There's zero seconds of injury time left. 3044 01:31:51,260 --> 01:31:52,600 It's going to go to penalties, Francis. 3045 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:57,980 And one matter enters stage left. 3046 01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:00,220 And Alex Tellitz too. 3047 01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:02,160 He's on teletext. 3048 01:32:02,740 --> 01:32:04,100 And I got to tell you something. 3049 01:32:04,920 --> 01:32:07,020 It looks like it's going to penalties. 3050 01:32:07,020 --> 01:32:07,440 Yeah. 3051 01:32:07,660 --> 01:32:08,780 I don't care. 3052 01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:11,160 I already won the six euro. 3053 01:32:11,420 --> 01:32:11,700 Yeah. 3054 01:32:12,340 --> 01:32:14,300 I bet 25 cents. 3055 01:32:14,400 --> 01:32:16,220 That Manchester United. 3056 01:32:16,860 --> 01:32:20,320 And Villarreal would be drawn 1-1 at the end of the game. 3057 01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:21,780 And that Cavani scored. 3058 01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:22,580 Cavani scored. 3059 01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:23,540 Cavani scored. 3060 01:32:24,540 --> 01:32:25,540 16 to 1-1. 3061 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:39,360 And now the zip on the jacket of Emery goes up to the top. 3062 01:32:39,820 --> 01:32:40,820 He's had enough of letting his suit. 3063 01:32:40,820 --> 01:32:42,260 He's had enough of letting his suit get wet. 3064 01:32:42,960 --> 01:32:46,160 His tie with the emblem of Villarreal etched onto it. 3065 01:32:46,800 --> 01:32:47,920 It's the end of that. 3066 01:32:48,040 --> 01:32:49,340 It's a wet suit he's wearing. 3067 01:32:49,380 --> 01:32:50,300 He's wearing a wet suit. 3068 01:32:50,420 --> 01:32:52,680 But he's not going to be going scuba diving on it. 3069 01:32:53,360 --> 01:32:56,600 Unless he ends up in a fucking sea of misery later on. 3070 01:32:56,680 --> 01:32:59,420 Having lashed the penalty shootout to Manchester United. 3071 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:06,060 Unai Emery is looking very, very shimmery at the moment. 3072 01:33:06,380 --> 01:33:10,080 As he goes into a fucking penalty shootout with the boys from Via. 3073 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:13,440 Against the lover lads from Man. 3074 01:33:14,360 --> 01:33:15,280 Tom Ripper. 3075 01:33:15,820 --> 01:33:17,200 Thank you very, very much. 3076 01:33:17,520 --> 01:33:18,860 Crazy Bitter Business, Francis. 3077 01:33:20,860 --> 01:33:24,520 It's a crazy bit of business from Tom Ripper. 3078 01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:28,820 Thank you very, very much for the slipper bomb. 3079 01:33:29,080 --> 01:33:30,820 He dropped the slipper bomb. 3080 01:33:31,120 --> 01:33:36,680 If you don't know what a slipper bomb is, it's my new word for 40 euro tips. 3081 01:33:37,260 --> 01:33:38,680 40 euro tips. 3082 01:33:39,160 --> 01:33:43,600 They're in the shape of a slipper and they're wrapped up to the tips. 3083 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:49,760 In bomb material, we're talking latex clad semtex gimp. 3084 01:33:50,100 --> 01:33:52,340 About to blow up in your face. 3085 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:57,080 Don't watch out for the latex semtex gimp. 3086 01:33:58,180 --> 01:33:59,100 What's that? 3087 01:33:59,640 --> 01:34:05,160 It's a brand new gimp that's just been released by society. 3088 01:34:05,960 --> 01:34:11,400 It's a fully latex leather clad semtex gimp. 3089 01:34:11,400 --> 01:34:13,400 A semtex gimp. 3090 01:34:13,400 --> 01:34:17,260 You better watch out what you do to him. 3091 01:34:17,260 --> 01:34:19,320 You do the wrong thing. 3092 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:23,260 And he's gonna blow up in your face tonight. 3093 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:31,380 Make sure you're wearing a bomb suit when you're taking on the leather clad semtex gimp. 3094 01:34:31,380 --> 01:34:32,120 On a Tuesday night. 3095 01:34:32,120 --> 01:34:33,340 On a Tuesday night. 3096 01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:37,340 It might be Wednesday, but I'm feeling alright. 3097 01:34:37,540 --> 01:34:41,400 Villarreal versus the men unite. 3098 01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:48,080 They're getting in the huddle to make themselves feel right for a penalty shootout. 3099 01:34:48,080 --> 01:34:50,080 A penalty shootout. 3100 01:34:50,080 --> 01:34:53,380 On a Wednesday evening. 3101 01:34:53,380 --> 01:34:54,380 Good man. 3102 01:34:54,380 --> 01:34:55,380 Good man. 3103 01:34:55,380 --> 01:34:56,380 Good man. 3104 01:34:56,380 --> 01:34:57,240 Good dance. 3105 01:34:57,240 --> 01:34:58,240 Good lad. 3106 01:34:58,240 --> 01:34:59,240 Good man. 3107 01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:00,240 Good dance. 3108 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:01,240 How's your dad? 3109 01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:02,240 Good dad. 3110 01:35:02,240 --> 01:35:03,240 Good man. 3111 01:35:03,240 --> 01:35:04,240 Good dance. 3112 01:35:04,240 --> 01:35:09,600 Cause your mam were looking pretty cool, the guy is looking schwank. 3113 01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:17,520 And if he saves enough goal balls, he'll win the game for United and the Mall. 3114 01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:26,620 And they'll go back to the hotel tonight with the trophy and a fully stocked fridge. 3115 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:36,480 And inside the cupboard in the hotel lobby room is two massive balloons. 3116 01:35:36,480 --> 01:35:40,420 And when you pop those balloons, what's inside? 3117 01:35:41,340 --> 01:35:45,480 Well, I gotta tell you this. I gotta tell you true. 3118 01:35:45,860 --> 01:35:49,700 I'm gonna tell you things that's not meant for you. 3119 01:35:49,840 --> 01:35:52,700 There's a fully stocked fridge in the gaff. 3120 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:57,320 And there's a fully latex-clad leather semtex. 3121 01:35:57,460 --> 01:36:06,520 In the cupboard beside the bathroom, you'll find a fully strapped up latex leather gimp. 3122 01:36:07,160 --> 01:36:09,480 Inside the cup winner's bathroom. 3123 01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:13,380 Tonight, the Europa League gimp. 3124 01:36:14,840 --> 01:36:17,620 Wow, it's a crazy scenario. 3125 01:36:18,100 --> 01:36:23,280 It's a crazy picture that you paint with your words as well. 3126 01:36:23,280 --> 01:36:24,280 But according... 3127 01:36:24,280 --> 01:36:28,280 My takeaway from whatever that was there, Francis... 3128 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:30,820 And can I call you Francis? 3129 01:36:31,340 --> 01:36:33,280 Well, it's my fucking name, like... 3130 01:36:33,840 --> 01:36:39,760 My takeaway is that the winners of this penalty shootout not only go home with the Europa League trophy, 3131 01:36:40,200 --> 01:36:43,620 but they bring that back to a hotel suite. 3132 01:36:44,080 --> 01:36:44,880 Hotel lobby. 3133 01:36:46,340 --> 01:36:48,940 And then there's two inflatable balloons in the lobby. 3134 01:36:49,460 --> 01:36:50,840 Two inflatable balloons, Tom. 3135 01:36:50,980 --> 01:36:53,440 I only told you what was in one of those balloons. 3136 01:36:53,540 --> 01:36:56,720 It's a fully latex-clad leather semtex gimp. 3137 01:36:57,240 --> 01:37:00,520 And the other one I left for you to decide... 3138 01:37:00,520 --> 01:37:01,560 I left it open-ended. 3139 01:37:01,700 --> 01:37:02,600 What's in the other balloon? 3140 01:37:03,900 --> 01:37:04,920 I was just gonna say... 3141 01:37:04,920 --> 01:37:08,700 Because I heard when you said hotel lobby, I was gonna say... 3142 01:37:08,700 --> 01:37:11,400 Is R. Kelly in those balloons? 3143 01:37:11,640 --> 01:37:12,800 It's R. Kelly, Tom. 3144 01:37:12,860 --> 01:37:13,700 You got it in one. 3145 01:37:13,960 --> 01:37:16,100 You crazy, crazy uncle bastard. 3146 01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:17,360 Runaway game. 3147 01:37:17,440 --> 01:37:18,320 Thank you very much. 3148 01:37:18,720 --> 01:37:19,460 And Tom Ripper. 3149 01:37:19,580 --> 01:37:20,220 Thank you very much. 3150 01:37:20,260 --> 01:37:21,800 You're worth every euro, you say. 3151 01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:22,880 Says Tom Ripper. 3152 01:37:23,240 --> 01:37:24,020 Thanks for the streams. 3153 01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:27,120 I mostly watch yours back catalogue. 3154 01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:27,640 It slaps. 3155 01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:28,580 I watch mostly your back... 3156 01:37:28,580 --> 01:37:29,440 Thank you very much. 3157 01:37:29,700 --> 01:37:31,080 Crazy bit of business, Tom. 3158 01:37:31,420 --> 01:37:32,400 Crazy bit of business. 3159 01:37:32,920 --> 01:37:38,780 And Ruli is unruly at the keeper's stakes for Villarreal. 3160 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:40,880 But it's all to play for tonight. 3161 01:37:41,240 --> 01:37:45,700 A hotel room with a fridge that's stocked to the gills. 3162 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:48,700 And also a cupboard next to the fucking en suite. 3163 01:37:48,700 --> 01:37:52,740 Which contains not only an ironing board and a Corby trouser press. 3164 01:37:53,040 --> 01:37:59,080 But a fully leather-clad, latex-clad, leather semtex gimp. 3165 01:37:59,300 --> 01:38:02,320 Who could explode at the drop of a hat. 3166 01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:05,740 Don't allow any naked flame around that gimp. 3167 01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,320 Otherwise, your night is going to go out with a bang. 3168 01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:10,200 Tonight, Villarreal about to step up. 3169 01:38:10,360 --> 01:38:10,820 Take a penalty. 3170 01:38:11,100 --> 01:38:11,940 Ross Kemp with the tip. 3171 01:38:12,040 --> 01:38:12,640 Thanks very much. 3172 01:38:13,060 --> 01:38:13,900 Here comes Villarreal. 3173 01:38:14,060 --> 01:38:14,560 First penalty. 3174 01:38:14,940 --> 01:38:17,040 And it's straight down the left-hand side. 3175 01:38:17,300 --> 01:38:17,980 Very easily. 3176 01:38:18,140 --> 01:38:22,220 Pashed in the corner there by the man for Villarreal. 3177 01:38:23,220 --> 01:38:25,800 And David Degas has no chance at all. 3178 01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,160 Ross Kemp, thanks very much. 3179 01:38:27,240 --> 01:38:30,040 Just deposited 15 grand into BillyBet247. 3180 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:34,120 And thinking I was buying GameStop stock and Dogecoin. 3181 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,620 Now I've fucked the whole family's inheritance. 3182 01:38:37,020 --> 01:38:42,440 And the kids have to go and work as sandwich artists at Subway. 3183 01:38:42,620 --> 01:38:44,240 Why can't I withdraw? 3184 01:38:44,860 --> 01:38:45,580 Question mark. 3185 01:38:46,660 --> 01:38:47,440 I'm fucked. 3186 01:38:48,000 --> 01:38:51,760 Well, there's nothing I can say to that, Ross. 3187 01:38:51,840 --> 01:38:52,700 Sorry about that. 3188 01:38:53,100 --> 01:38:54,160 Sorry about that, Ross. 3189 01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:54,940 When matter. 3190 01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:55,640 Steps up. 3191 01:38:55,860 --> 01:38:56,260 Penalty. 3192 01:38:56,460 --> 01:38:57,680 Dispatch into the back of the net. 3193 01:38:57,680 --> 01:38:59,580 Crazy bit of business. 3194 01:38:59,860 --> 01:39:01,540 What's the matter, you? 3195 01:39:01,840 --> 01:39:02,220 When? 3196 01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:04,220 Why you look so sad? 3197 01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:06,160 It's not so bad. 3198 01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:06,640 When? 3199 01:39:06,900 --> 01:39:08,500 You're a nice man. 3200 01:39:08,900 --> 01:39:10,540 Ah, you scored the pin. 3201 01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:16,660 And it could have been saved by Rooley, who dived the wrong way, dove the wrong way. 3202 01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:20,400 And he didn't get a hand to the ball. 3203 01:39:21,340 --> 01:39:26,760 Thanks very much, Chris McBee, Ross Kemp, Latex Pleather, Semtex Gimp, and Latex Tunes. 3204 01:39:27,100 --> 01:39:30,540 I hope you're getting on well, and that you're doing well. 3205 01:39:30,680 --> 01:39:36,300 It's one penalty apiece here at the Gdansk Stadium as Villarreal step up. 3206 01:39:37,180 --> 01:39:37,380 Oh! 3207 01:39:38,820 --> 01:39:40,540 And he scores it. 3208 01:39:40,660 --> 01:39:43,440 Puts it down the left-hand side flank hatcher. 3209 01:39:44,140 --> 01:39:49,820 And it's two penalties taken Villarreal and two penalties converted here. 3210 01:39:50,200 --> 01:39:51,060 Crazy bit of business. 3211 01:39:51,420 --> 01:39:52,060 Thanks for the tip. 3212 01:39:52,720 --> 01:39:54,620 Crazy bit of business, Tom. 3213 01:39:54,780 --> 01:39:55,920 It's Tom Ripper. 3214 01:39:56,040 --> 01:39:57,640 Thank you very much for the tip again. 3215 01:39:57,760 --> 01:39:59,480 Have you the whereabouts of any sailors? 3216 01:40:00,480 --> 01:40:01,460 Shenmue, obviously. 3217 01:40:01,940 --> 01:40:07,040 Look, that's a hard fucking memory to go back to. 3218 01:40:07,520 --> 01:40:13,960 It's tough to think about Shenmue and the absolute ludicrous non-story that was the entire game. 3219 01:40:13,960 --> 01:40:18,400 Going around a village and then going to the docks to try and find the man who got your dad. 3220 01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,260 And then fighting loads of random idiots. 3221 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,180 Alex Tillis steps up for United. 3222 01:40:22,500 --> 01:40:24,160 Puts the ball down to the back of the net. 3223 01:40:24,400 --> 01:40:26,660 All the penalties so far have been great penalties. 3224 01:40:26,660 --> 01:40:35,880 It's a great penalty for Alex Tillis who came on as a substitute a few moments ago. 3225 01:40:36,940 --> 01:40:42,040 And you can see why he was brought on because that was a real cool penalty. 3226 01:40:42,540 --> 01:40:45,580 And so far, as we said, all the penalties have been good. 3227 01:40:46,500 --> 01:40:50,240 And I'm just looking here at Dan James. 3228 01:40:50,760 --> 01:40:52,820 I wouldn't fucking let him take a penalty. 3229 01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:55,520 Yeah, it's a crazy one, but he's let him on anyways. 3230 01:40:55,660 --> 01:40:57,180 So let's see how he gets on. 3231 01:40:57,700 --> 01:41:01,880 But if I was to put money on someone missing, it would be DJ himself. 3232 01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:02,980 Here come Villarreal. 3233 01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:06,100 Oh, De Gea nearly gets the hand to it. 3234 01:41:06,480 --> 01:41:12,220 And it just creeps in the bottom left-hand side of the post like a creepy ball. 3235 01:41:13,280 --> 01:41:14,880 That you have your doubts about. 3236 01:41:15,000 --> 01:41:16,060 Like, oh, he's a bit creepy. 3237 01:41:17,260 --> 01:41:21,500 And then we can see it just rolls right into the fucking corner of the net. 3238 01:41:22,060 --> 01:41:24,120 De Gea had fingertips to it. 3239 01:41:31,700 --> 01:41:41,020 Now, I think Bruno Fernandes, who scores a lot of penalty kicks for Manchester United during the season. 3240 01:41:41,560 --> 01:41:43,300 Same text, Gimp, meet up. 3241 01:41:43,400 --> 01:41:44,360 Thank you very much. 3242 01:41:45,020 --> 01:41:47,520 Who says meet at the Gulag at 12. 3243 01:41:47,860 --> 01:41:51,940 Bruno Fernandes takes a penalty down to the left-hand side again. 3244 01:41:51,940 --> 01:41:55,100 And each and every penalty has gone down to that left-hand side. 3245 01:41:55,420 --> 01:41:56,400 Crazy bit of business. 3246 01:41:58,280 --> 01:42:00,940 Will the next penalty taker go down that way? 3247 01:42:01,580 --> 01:42:06,540 And your man, Gulli or Ruli, had a hand to it again. 3248 01:42:06,540 --> 01:42:08,100 Just got a hand to it. 3249 01:42:08,140 --> 01:42:12,020 But it wasn't enough to divert the course of that ball. 3250 01:42:12,420 --> 01:42:13,000 That balloon. 3251 01:42:13,360 --> 01:42:15,620 Which goes right into the back of the goal sack. 3252 01:42:16,120 --> 01:42:19,300 And three penalties have been taken by each side. 3253 01:42:19,740 --> 01:42:22,080 And three penalties have gone into the back of the onion sack. 3254 01:42:22,420 --> 01:42:24,200 Here's Villarreal with the fourth penalty. 3255 01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:26,780 And it goes right into the back of the onion sack. 3256 01:42:28,940 --> 01:42:30,200 Crazy bit of business. 3257 01:42:30,840 --> 01:42:32,560 Right down the right-hand side. 3258 01:42:32,920 --> 01:42:35,660 First penalty to go that way in all the penalties. 3259 01:42:36,740 --> 01:42:38,780 And it was the eighth penalty. 3260 01:42:38,780 --> 01:42:41,500 It was the seventh penalty. 3261 01:42:42,080 --> 01:42:47,300 And now it'll be the eighth penalty taken by Manchester United. 3262 01:42:47,540 --> 01:42:48,220 Pole dog. 3263 01:42:48,660 --> 01:42:49,500 Thank you very much. 3264 01:42:49,600 --> 01:42:52,000 The orange men are good lads, you see. 3265 01:43:00,220 --> 01:43:04,100 Marcus Rashford steps up for Manchester United. 3266 01:43:05,060 --> 01:43:06,120 I hope he scores. 3267 01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:07,640 Got a feeling he won't. 3268 01:43:07,900 --> 01:43:10,320 But I mean, his conversion rate was pretty good. 3269 01:43:10,880 --> 01:43:12,140 Rashford steps up. 3270 01:43:12,360 --> 01:43:13,340 He does a sidestep. 3271 01:43:13,520 --> 01:43:14,840 Rashford goes to meet it. 3272 01:43:14,980 --> 01:43:15,540 Little shimmy. 3273 01:43:15,840 --> 01:43:16,080 Step. 3274 01:43:16,440 --> 01:43:17,020 And takes it. 3275 01:43:17,200 --> 01:43:17,700 Converts it. 3276 01:43:17,920 --> 01:43:19,040 Really easy for Rashford. 3277 01:43:19,260 --> 01:43:21,120 Really nice stuff from him. 3278 01:43:24,120 --> 01:43:24,960 Sudden death. 3279 01:43:25,880 --> 01:43:27,720 Sudden death penalty stakes. 3280 01:43:27,720 --> 01:43:31,820 Crazy bit of business. 3281 01:43:38,600 --> 01:43:40,400 Lovely penalty from Rashfield. 3282 01:43:41,940 --> 01:43:44,900 Final penalty to be taken by each team now. 3283 01:43:45,000 --> 01:43:45,780 Even though it's not final. 3284 01:43:45,900 --> 01:43:46,580 It's sudden death. 3285 01:43:46,820 --> 01:43:48,420 So this is it. 3286 01:43:48,580 --> 01:43:49,140 Via Real. 3287 01:43:49,580 --> 01:43:51,740 Step up to take the penalty here. 3288 01:43:53,520 --> 01:43:55,140 If they score. 3289 01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:57,280 Man, you have to score or they're out. 3290 01:43:57,780 --> 01:43:58,480 If they miss. 3291 01:43:59,100 --> 01:44:00,660 Then they could be out if Man Uscar. 3292 01:44:01,440 --> 01:44:03,440 And it goes into the back of the goal net. 3293 01:44:06,080 --> 01:44:07,440 Manchester United now. 3294 01:44:07,520 --> 01:44:08,700 Have to score their penalty. 3295 01:44:08,840 --> 01:44:11,940 Otherwise they've lost the Europa League final trophy. 3296 01:44:12,800 --> 01:44:13,680 To Via Real. 3297 01:44:15,360 --> 01:44:16,480 Crazy bit of business. 3298 01:44:17,240 --> 01:44:17,760 Tom Ripper. 3299 01:44:17,880 --> 01:44:18,900 Thank you very much, sir. 3300 01:44:19,040 --> 01:44:21,520 And Lianfer Paglian. 3301 01:44:21,520 --> 01:44:22,520 Or Lianfer Paglian. 3302 01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:23,320 Lianfer Paglian. 3303 01:44:23,320 --> 01:44:24,460 Can't pronounce that. 3304 01:44:24,540 --> 01:44:25,400 Something in Welsh. 3305 01:44:25,940 --> 01:44:27,680 Someone's after tipping in Welsh. 3306 01:44:28,240 --> 01:44:30,640 And we can't handle Welsh. 3307 01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:31,660 I'm afraid. 3308 01:44:32,120 --> 01:44:36,640 Here is Cavani who's stepping up to take the penalty for Manchester United. 3309 01:44:37,480 --> 01:44:38,540 Edinson Cavani. 3310 01:44:38,760 --> 01:44:39,520 El Matador. 3311 01:44:40,300 --> 01:44:41,140 He steps up. 3312 01:44:41,360 --> 01:44:42,060 He runs up. 3313 01:44:42,380 --> 01:44:42,940 Boom. 3314 01:44:43,340 --> 01:44:44,760 Right down the back of the sack. 3315 01:44:44,860 --> 01:44:45,940 For Edinson Cavani. 3316 01:44:46,340 --> 01:44:47,340 The Uruguayan. 3317 01:44:48,300 --> 01:44:48,860 Matadoristic. 3318 01:44:49,020 --> 01:44:49,920 Matador man. 3319 01:44:52,240 --> 01:44:52,880 Lovely. 3320 01:44:53,220 --> 01:44:55,980 Lovely bit of stuff there from Edinson Cavani. 3321 01:44:56,380 --> 01:44:57,840 Goes over to David De Gea. 3322 01:44:57,980 --> 01:44:59,180 And gives him a hug and a kiss. 3323 01:44:59,700 --> 01:45:00,440 As if to say. 3324 01:45:00,800 --> 01:45:01,640 I love you, man. 3325 01:45:02,020 --> 01:45:03,620 And don't worry about the next bit. 3326 01:45:04,060 --> 01:45:06,060 Even though you do have to fucking save it. 3327 01:45:06,200 --> 01:45:07,040 Otherwise we're fucked. 3328 01:45:08,340 --> 01:45:08,780 Yeah. 3329 01:45:08,960 --> 01:45:11,840 It looked like they had words together there when they were hugging. 3330 01:45:13,600 --> 01:45:14,040 So. 3331 01:45:15,380 --> 01:45:16,420 Five penalties. 3332 01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:18,320 Have been taken by both sides. 3333 01:45:18,420 --> 01:45:19,220 And they've all scored them. 3334 01:45:19,420 --> 01:45:20,160 This is sudden death. 3335 01:45:20,260 --> 01:45:20,700 Villarreal. 3336 01:45:21,360 --> 01:45:22,640 Down the back of the net. 3337 01:45:23,060 --> 01:45:24,040 Straight down the middle. 3338 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:26,320 Nobody has missed a penalty yet. 3339 01:45:26,800 --> 01:45:28,600 Nobody has saved a penalty. 3340 01:45:29,400 --> 01:45:30,520 They've all gone in. 3341 01:45:31,240 --> 01:45:32,900 It's a crazy bit of business. 3342 01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:34,880 Lovely stuff. 3343 01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:35,920 Straight down the middle. 3344 01:45:37,140 --> 01:45:40,620 If you're De Gea or you're Gouly or Trouly or whatever he is. 3345 01:45:41,380 --> 01:45:42,660 You want to be diving. 3346 01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:45,760 Because you don't want to be seen to be not making an effort. 3347 01:45:46,300 --> 01:45:49,380 And they cut away there of a fan in the audience. 3348 01:45:49,620 --> 01:45:55,380 Who had a real Stuart Chaffee kind of thatched fictional cottage. 3349 01:45:55,380 --> 01:45:57,500 on top of the dome piece. 3350 01:45:57,800 --> 01:46:01,380 Which was sadly arid in its mainscape. 3351 01:46:01,740 --> 01:46:03,080 Now Fred steps up. 3352 01:46:04,000 --> 01:46:04,440 Oh. 3353 01:46:04,680 --> 01:46:06,100 I thought he was going to miss that. 3354 01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,220 It looked fucking dodged. 3355 01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:08,040 But he scored it. 3356 01:46:08,720 --> 01:46:09,840 Crazy bit of business. 3357 01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:10,480 Fred. 3358 01:46:10,840 --> 01:46:12,820 I would have put money on him missing. 3359 01:46:12,820 --> 01:46:14,060 I would have told you. 3360 01:46:14,140 --> 01:46:14,920 If Dan James. 3361 01:46:15,260 --> 01:46:16,820 Poor Dan James. 3362 01:46:17,480 --> 01:46:19,740 I can just see it happening now. 3363 01:46:19,960 --> 01:46:22,640 That it's going to fall on Dan James' shoulders. 3364 01:46:23,240 --> 01:46:29,420 And it's going to be an absolute Gareth Southgate Euro 96 moment for him. 3365 01:46:30,200 --> 01:46:30,900 Let's see. 3366 01:46:33,960 --> 01:46:36,180 No. 3367 01:46:36,720 --> 01:46:41,700 The fella who's a defender or a center half or a fucking midfielder or a center midfielder. 3368 01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:42,720 He's a big fucker. 3369 01:46:42,780 --> 01:46:43,460 He's standing up. 3370 01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:44,220 He's taking the penalty. 3371 01:46:44,560 --> 01:46:45,320 He rolls it in. 3372 01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:46,200 Confidence. 3373 01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:47,700 Confidence. 3374 01:46:49,220 --> 01:46:50,160 Confidence lads. 3375 01:46:51,220 --> 01:46:52,560 And that's what it's all about. 3376 01:46:52,620 --> 01:46:53,360 That fella there. 3377 01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:55,020 He just rolled into town. 3378 01:46:55,380 --> 01:46:57,040 And just told the goalkeeper. 3379 01:46:57,420 --> 01:46:58,360 This is what I'm doing. 3380 01:46:59,060 --> 01:47:01,040 And you're not even going to be able to do anything about it. 3381 01:47:06,140 --> 01:47:07,780 Crazy bit of business altogether. 3382 01:47:09,060 --> 01:47:12,820 Manchester United must score this penalty now. 3383 01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:13,800 If they don't. 3384 01:47:14,140 --> 01:47:15,300 They've lost the trophy. 3385 01:47:15,440 --> 01:47:17,540 They said that they didn't want to win anyway. 3386 01:47:18,220 --> 01:47:19,900 Should have self-prophesized lads. 3387 01:47:19,900 --> 01:47:22,020 Oh, they scored it. 3388 01:47:22,380 --> 01:47:23,220 They scored their penalty. 3389 01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:23,820 Well done. 3390 01:47:24,800 --> 01:47:26,360 Seven penalties apiece. 3391 01:47:27,620 --> 01:47:29,280 It was Dan James. 3392 01:47:30,220 --> 01:47:33,180 Converts the penalty from Manchester United. 3393 01:47:33,960 --> 01:47:35,540 Seven penalties apiece. 3394 01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:39,120 Each ball has gone into the fucking back of the yoke. 3395 01:47:39,840 --> 01:47:40,780 Back of Yoko. 3396 01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,860 For Everton and Nigeria. 3397 01:47:43,860 --> 01:47:46,420 Let's have a little look here and see who they've got left. 3398 01:47:46,600 --> 01:47:47,260 They've had Bruno. 3399 01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:48,220 They've had Cavani. 3400 01:47:48,920 --> 01:47:50,120 They've had Rashford. 3401 01:47:50,820 --> 01:47:51,940 They've had James. 3402 01:47:52,480 --> 01:47:54,060 They've had fucking Tellez. 3403 01:47:54,380 --> 01:47:56,100 There's not many more left as though really. 3404 01:47:56,180 --> 01:47:57,940 It's getting scraping the bottom of the barrel. 3405 01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:01,940 But you wonder what Villarreal are having to put up now. 3406 01:48:02,720 --> 01:48:03,540 Villarreal penalty. 3407 01:48:04,540 --> 01:48:05,900 Oh, top corner. 3408 01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:09,420 It was the best penalty. 3409 01:48:09,760 --> 01:48:11,500 But it was still fucking dodgy. 3410 01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:17,840 Every one of these penalties is fraught with dodginess. 3411 01:48:18,840 --> 01:48:22,540 It was such a great penalty from Cocaine or whatever his name is. 3412 01:48:22,920 --> 01:48:32,440 But it could have been such a fucking drastic scenario if a few more degrees of separation were met when the boot hit the ball. 3413 01:48:33,180 --> 01:48:34,840 Next up, Luke Shaw. 3414 01:48:35,620 --> 01:48:37,780 From Manchester United. 3415 01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:40,300 Takes their eighth penalty. 3416 01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:45,980 Luke Shaw about to dispatch ball. 3417 01:48:46,120 --> 01:48:46,800 Luke Shaw ball. 3418 01:48:47,220 --> 01:48:50,720 Oh, goalkeeper gets a hand to it but it goes into the goal. 3419 01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:55,940 Crazy bit of business. 3420 01:48:57,440 --> 01:48:57,800 Ugh. 3421 01:48:58,200 --> 01:49:00,200 The keeper has had a shock. 3422 01:49:00,940 --> 01:49:01,220 Oh. 3423 01:49:03,020 --> 01:49:11,160 Robbie Savage there having a fucking orgasmic reaction to the keeper not saving the ball. 3424 01:49:11,800 --> 01:49:12,660 Crazy bit of business. 3425 01:49:12,760 --> 01:49:19,660 But I suppose he is forced to make crazy statements because that's the job, isn't it? 3426 01:49:19,940 --> 01:49:21,420 Tom Ripper, thank you very much. 3427 01:49:22,220 --> 01:49:25,360 If I caught you live often, I'd pay you more often, says Tom. 3428 01:49:25,420 --> 01:49:25,980 Get a Patreon. 3429 01:49:26,200 --> 01:49:28,060 I feel watching your archive is justified. 3430 01:49:28,540 --> 01:49:29,140 You're the best. 3431 01:49:29,220 --> 01:49:30,340 Thank you very much, Tom Ripper. 3432 01:49:30,460 --> 01:49:31,520 It's very, very kind of you. 3433 01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:32,040 Tom. 3434 01:49:32,720 --> 01:49:34,420 Thank you very, very much, Tom Ripper. 3435 01:49:35,560 --> 01:49:38,620 Here's Villarreal penalty into the back of the net. 3436 01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:40,920 Fucking nine penalties each, man. 3437 01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:41,800 When's this going to end? 3438 01:49:41,800 --> 01:49:42,800 Fire on the books. 3439 01:49:45,420 --> 01:49:47,280 It would have been particularly cruel. 3440 01:49:47,620 --> 01:49:48,700 Crazy bit of business. 3441 01:49:49,200 --> 01:49:53,700 We're coming to the end of the beer so the game would want to wrap up fairly lively because 3442 01:49:53,700 --> 01:49:56,460 I ain't got time for this shit. 3443 01:49:57,020 --> 01:49:57,500 Sober. 3444 01:50:00,080 --> 01:50:07,980 And Robbie Savage is fucking climaxing in that commentary booth with the other fella. 3445 01:50:08,240 --> 01:50:13,160 I'm glad I'm in prison and that I'm catching you with video link, Tom. 3446 01:50:14,060 --> 01:50:16,520 This is that new fella Twenzebe. 3447 01:50:17,140 --> 01:50:19,300 Oh, he puts it into the back of the net. 3448 01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:22,400 And that was cool. 3449 01:50:22,740 --> 01:50:23,440 It was calm. 3450 01:50:23,920 --> 01:50:25,140 It was cucumberistic. 3451 01:50:25,640 --> 01:50:29,400 It was nothing more than a bit of Twenzebe magic. 3452 01:50:35,700 --> 01:50:37,860 It's not magnificent, Robbie, in fairness. 3453 01:50:38,340 --> 01:50:39,880 It's no way is it magnificent. 3454 01:50:40,380 --> 01:50:43,620 Robbie Savage just has no words left to say. 3455 01:50:43,980 --> 01:50:45,840 It was a decent penalty, Robbie. 3456 01:50:46,580 --> 01:50:49,860 Wasn't as fucking amazing as you're having a meltdown about. 3457 01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:55,220 Ariel. 3458 01:50:57,400 --> 01:51:00,200 To take a sudden death penalty. 3459 01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:01,640 We have had no misses. 3460 01:51:02,140 --> 01:51:03,200 Something about this. 3461 01:51:03,680 --> 01:51:04,620 Something about it. 3462 01:51:04,760 --> 01:51:05,440 Strikes it. 3463 01:51:05,980 --> 01:51:07,220 And sends it home. 3464 01:51:08,720 --> 01:51:09,900 Winds it up. 3465 01:51:10,440 --> 01:51:12,100 And sends it home. 3466 01:51:14,100 --> 01:51:14,980 I forgot. 3467 01:51:15,380 --> 01:51:17,640 We were meant to be doing that for every fucking penalty. 3468 01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:19,180 I know. 3469 01:51:19,380 --> 01:51:20,440 That's been the trademark. 3470 01:51:20,940 --> 01:51:21,980 That winds it up. 3471 01:51:22,240 --> 01:51:23,480 And sends it home. 3472 01:51:23,800 --> 01:51:26,900 The chance has gone to say that nine times. 3473 01:51:27,600 --> 01:51:29,580 And I forgot every fucking time. 3474 01:51:30,700 --> 01:51:31,620 Don't worry, though. 3475 01:51:32,020 --> 01:51:33,100 We could be going on. 3476 01:51:33,180 --> 01:51:35,000 If it keeps going the way it is now. 3477 01:51:35,220 --> 01:51:37,080 We'll be here in a few hours' time. 3478 01:51:37,200 --> 01:51:38,760 Still fucking talking about this. 3479 01:51:39,380 --> 01:51:40,940 It's a boring scenario. 3480 01:51:41,260 --> 01:51:43,140 Ten penalties each is boring, lads. 3481 01:51:43,240 --> 01:51:43,760 Wrap it up. 3482 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:44,540 Lind laughs. 3483 01:51:44,940 --> 01:51:47,340 And he fucking puts it into the back of the wall. 3484 01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,220 Winds it up. 3485 01:51:50,220 --> 01:51:51,740 And sends it home. 3486 01:51:53,240 --> 01:51:54,400 Crazy bit of business. 3487 01:51:55,280 --> 01:51:56,260 Unai Emery. 3488 01:51:56,660 --> 01:51:59,840 The vampiristic fucking Dracula man. 3489 01:52:00,480 --> 01:52:01,740 Drak Adams. 3490 01:52:02,520 --> 01:52:04,380 Starks the fucking touchline. 3491 01:52:05,080 --> 01:52:07,280 Like a blood-hungry sucker. 3492 01:52:08,060 --> 01:52:09,420 From the land. 3493 01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:11,280 Of Eastern Europe. 3494 01:52:13,140 --> 01:52:13,980 Yeah. 3495 01:52:14,540 --> 01:52:14,980 Crazy. 3496 01:52:15,280 --> 01:52:17,960 Now the goalkeeper is standing up to take a penalty. 3497 01:52:18,540 --> 01:52:19,320 It's Gouli. 3498 01:52:19,780 --> 01:52:20,360 Gouli. 3499 01:52:20,780 --> 01:52:21,420 Gouli. 3500 01:52:21,660 --> 01:52:24,620 And Gouli scores for Villarreal. 3501 01:52:25,440 --> 01:52:26,520 It's a goal. 3502 01:52:26,740 --> 01:52:29,500 For the goalkeeper who plays for Villarreal. 3503 01:52:30,160 --> 01:52:31,880 And he scored the goal. 3504 01:52:32,540 --> 01:52:36,660 David Degaya was the goalkeeper who couldn't save that goal. 3505 01:52:36,660 --> 01:52:38,800 And what a goal from Gouli. 3506 01:52:39,260 --> 01:52:44,320 Who truly believes in his ability to rule the fucking roost of the goal. 3507 01:52:44,740 --> 01:52:47,360 And now David Degaya is coming up. 3508 01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:48,960 Is he going to do it? 3509 01:52:49,360 --> 01:52:53,340 Is he going to make Manchester proud of him once more? 3510 01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:54,640 Let's see. 3511 01:52:55,260 --> 01:52:56,540 Let's see what happens. 3512 01:52:56,880 --> 01:52:58,420 Degaya stands up. 3513 01:52:58,800 --> 01:53:00,020 And he's fucked it. 3514 01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,700 He's fucked it. 3515 01:53:03,740 --> 01:53:04,800 And that's it. 3516 01:53:04,860 --> 01:53:06,840 Villarreal have won. 3517 01:53:07,540 --> 01:53:10,120 Manchester United have fucked it. 3518 01:53:10,480 --> 01:53:14,880 And they said that it wasn't the trophy that we were wanting to win, lads. 3519 01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:16,340 Well, you didn't win it. 3520 01:53:17,020 --> 01:53:19,040 You didn't win it, lads. 3521 01:53:19,040 --> 01:53:20,460 It was shit. 3522 01:53:20,460 --> 01:53:20,640 It was shit. 3523 01:53:26,640 --> 01:53:28,460 Villarreal. 3524 01:53:28,920 --> 01:53:30,360 Villarreal. 3525 01:53:30,640 --> 01:53:31,000 Vamos. 3526 01:53:31,540 --> 01:53:31,980 Vamos. 3527 01:53:32,700 --> 01:53:33,460 Villarreal. 3528 01:53:35,320 --> 01:53:37,720 Manchester United. 3529 01:53:38,420 --> 01:53:41,780 You have fallen at the final hurdle. 3530 01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:43,060 You are shit. 3531 01:53:45,100 --> 01:53:45,400 Shit. 3532 01:53:45,600 --> 01:53:45,860 Shit. 3533 01:53:46,060 --> 01:53:46,380 Shit. 3534 01:53:46,860 --> 01:53:47,220 Shit. 3535 01:53:47,440 --> 01:53:47,660 Shit. 3536 01:53:47,900 --> 01:53:48,140 Shit. 3537 01:53:48,520 --> 01:53:54,240 Lovely bit of glorying, reveling in the misery of Manchester United. 3538 01:53:55,100 --> 01:53:57,840 Who have lost the UEFA Cup. 3539 01:53:58,360 --> 01:53:58,800 A cup. 3540 01:53:59,740 --> 01:54:00,020 The... 3541 01:54:00,020 --> 01:54:03,700 They've lost the UEFA Cup. 3542 01:54:03,700 --> 01:54:06,100 A cup they said they weren't harsh about. 3543 01:54:06,820 --> 01:54:08,200 You've fucked it, lads. 3544 01:54:09,240 --> 01:54:12,660 My lover's got no money, he's got his trombolies. 3545 01:54:13,060 --> 01:54:16,600 My lover's got no power, he's got his trombolies. 3546 01:54:16,880 --> 01:54:20,780 My lover's got no pain, he's got his true beliefs. 3547 01:54:21,260 --> 01:54:22,960 One more and more. 3548 01:54:23,340 --> 01:54:25,360 Thank you, Tom Ripper, for the score. 3549 01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:26,960 Oh, tell me more. 3550 01:54:27,440 --> 01:54:29,220 It's what you're looking for. 3551 01:54:30,100 --> 01:54:33,300 Man, you have lost the UEFA Cup tonight. 3552 01:54:33,500 --> 01:54:34,560 They're looking shy. 3553 01:54:34,860 --> 01:54:36,340 Man, you have lost the cup. 3554 01:54:36,340 --> 01:54:36,960 Ha, ha. 3555 01:54:37,280 --> 01:54:39,040 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 3556 01:54:39,040 --> 01:54:51,040 Tom Ripper, thank you very much. 3557 01:54:51,580 --> 01:54:52,980 I hope you're getting on well. 3558 01:54:53,260 --> 01:54:54,360 Thanks for the tips, lads. 3559 01:54:54,500 --> 01:54:55,900 Get to ask the night away. 3560 01:54:56,540 --> 01:55:00,480 The referee has blown upon his magic piece of pies 3561 01:55:00,480 --> 01:55:05,460 to signify the end of a glorious fucking match of soccer ball. 3562 01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:10,480 We'll be back again for the European Cup final on Saturday night. 3563 01:55:10,800 --> 01:55:12,560 Maybe the playoffs before that, Tom. 3564 01:55:12,900 --> 01:55:13,760 What do you want to say? 3565 01:55:14,400 --> 01:55:16,860 I want to say it's been an emotional evening. 3566 01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:21,100 It's been a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely chill-out time. 3567 01:55:22,440 --> 01:55:26,740 Words can't express how happy and beautiful it feels. 3568 01:55:27,860 --> 01:55:32,620 To be able to watch the match and talk shite 3569 01:55:32,620 --> 01:55:34,400 and watch it along with you, 3570 01:55:34,400 --> 01:55:36,200 it's fucking great, Crack. 3571 01:55:36,760 --> 01:55:39,260 We love it, and we want to see some more of it. 3572 01:55:39,560 --> 01:55:40,860 We do want to see some more of it, 3573 01:55:41,020 --> 01:55:44,680 and it's fucking great to see Man U get all the way to the final, 3574 01:55:45,200 --> 01:55:47,860 talk about how it's not the trophy they want to win, 3575 01:55:48,020 --> 01:55:49,040 but will play anyway, 3576 01:55:49,360 --> 01:55:53,060 and then they don't play to win the fucking cup. 3577 01:55:53,300 --> 01:55:54,920 It's an amazing piece. 3578 01:55:55,280 --> 01:55:56,920 That's just the way it goes, Tom. 3579 01:55:57,180 --> 01:55:58,500 Good night and God bless everybody. 3580 01:55:58,880 --> 01:55:59,880 We fucking love it, 3581 01:56:00,300 --> 01:56:01,440 and we'll talk to you later on. 3582 01:56:02,120 --> 01:56:02,800 We'll see you later. 3583 01:56:03,180 --> 01:56:04,100 Free from desire. 3584 01:56:04,560 --> 01:56:05,000 Tonight. 3585 01:56:05,460 --> 01:56:06,460 Sheenang's on fire. 3586 01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:07,260 Good luck. 3587 01:56:08,260 --> 01:56:09,360 Thank you very much. 3588 01:56:10,460 --> 01:56:13,980 David DeGaia, I hope you're doing well, 3589 01:56:14,540 --> 01:56:16,120 and let me just see, you know, 3590 01:56:16,200 --> 01:56:17,920 we'll play out there with a bit of gala, 3591 01:56:18,820 --> 01:56:19,380 just to, 3592 01:56:19,640 --> 01:56:22,200 there we go. 3593 01:56:22,280 --> 01:56:23,420 Free from desire from gala. 3594 01:56:23,560 --> 01:56:24,620 We'll talk to you later, guys. 3595 01:56:24,700 --> 01:56:25,920 It's been a nice scenario, 3596 01:56:26,660 --> 01:56:27,860 and thanks for tuning in, 3597 01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:28,720 as usual. 3598 01:56:29,120 --> 01:56:32,260 Always, always, always a special occasion 3599 01:56:32,260 --> 01:56:34,260 when we get to watch these big games, 3600 01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:35,700 big European games, 3601 01:56:35,860 --> 01:56:37,800 and then when there's an upset, 3602 01:56:38,020 --> 01:56:38,940 the way it has been, 3603 01:56:39,940 --> 01:56:40,120 she's, 3604 01:56:40,180 --> 01:56:41,420 you can't fucking ask for more, 3605 01:56:41,520 --> 01:56:41,800 can you? 3606 01:56:42,640 --> 01:56:44,120 You can't ask for more. 3607 01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:45,040 Good night, 3608 01:56:45,120 --> 01:56:45,540 God bless, 3609 01:56:45,640 --> 01:56:46,120 pinkos. 3610 01:56:46,560 --> 01:56:47,300 We'll see you later. 3611 01:56:47,940 --> 01:56:48,260 Maybe, 3612 01:56:48,340 --> 01:56:49,200 maybe next year, 3613 01:56:49,280 --> 01:56:49,620 United. 3614 01:56:50,200 --> 01:56:52,440 Maybe you might win the fucking league of next year. 3615 01:56:53,240 --> 01:56:53,920 Good night. 3616 01:56:53,920 --> 01:56:55,800 My love has got no power, 3617 01:56:56,100 --> 01:56:57,580 he's got his strong beliefs. 3618 01:56:57,760 --> 01:56:59,560 My love has got no fame, 3619 01:56:59,740 --> 01:57:01,260 he's got his strong beliefs. 3620 01:57:01,460 --> 01:57:03,160 My love has got no money, 3621 01:57:03,480 --> 01:57:05,000 he's got his strong beliefs. 3622 01:57:05,700 --> 01:57:06,920 One more and more. 3623 01:57:07,900 --> 01:57:09,620 People just want bottom up, 3624 01:57:09,680 --> 01:57:11,100 but tell me love, 3625 01:57:11,900 --> 01:57:13,600 is what you're fighting for. 3626 01:57:15,180 --> 01:57:17,040 People just want bottom up, 3627 01:57:17,080 --> 01:57:18,220 but tell me love, 3628 01:57:19,320 --> 01:57:20,920 is what you're fighting for. 3629 01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:23,160 Batman, you have lost the fuck. 3630 01:57:23,420 --> 01:57:25,000 Man, you have lost the cup. 3631 01:57:25,200 --> 01:57:26,600 Man, you are on fire. 3632 01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:28,660 They have just lost the cup. 3633 01:57:28,940 --> 01:57:30,560 Man, you are going home. 3634 01:57:30,780 --> 01:57:32,340 They have just lost the cup. 3635 01:57:32,680 --> 01:57:34,120 Moon, I am Uri. 3636 01:57:35,100 --> 01:57:36,160 Good evening, lads. 3637 01:57:36,240 --> 01:57:37,680 Good evening, good evening. 3638 01:57:37,960 --> 01:57:38,660 Good evening. 3639 01:57:40,180 --> 01:57:41,080 See you later, lads. 3640 01:57:45,080 --> 01:57:45,440 Uriel. 3641 01:57:48,000 --> 01:57:48,940 Brave McT, 3642 01:57:49,060 --> 01:57:49,860 thank you very much.