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This is the original name of the right, Venus and Gravely. Venus and Gravely.

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Venus and Gravely.

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Chelsea have a great squad they've got caballero on the bench they have pablo mindy in the and the

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between the sticks and it's a marvelous marvelous evening here in the uh dragon stadium over in

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portugal where they're hosting the european champions league final and we're hopefully

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going to have the the correct time on the screen there in the top left could that get us taken down

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though we're playing with fire with that or are we playing with something else entirely maybe we

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should move just crap that a little bit let's see we don't want to get stung are you there francis

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how are you keeping tom not too bad we're just trying to mask the screen there so we can just see the

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score at the top yeah people are saying be careful give us a moment there people

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the players are currently currently taking a knee and now

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just wait for a moment before the match kicks off and then we can aim this device welcome everybody to

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the champions league and the game is kicked off kevin de bruyne launches a long-range ball down to the left-hand flank

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i'll do the play-by-play tom and chelsea have it down their back line now a load of man city players are attacking at pace

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dumb dumb the dodo thank you very much for your tip and the ball has gone out immediately for a throw and

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down the chelsea end here throw to manchester city 23 seconds on the clock the ball's gone into the box to

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bruyne heading it tries to get it back to a man but it's blasted away out into the middle disc by uh chelsea

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fc and it's gone out into the middle and it's a fall to phil foden who's uh linking up lovely with

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sterling silver on the fucking left-hand flank side but he passes back to zinchenko and it's zinchenko

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finds a bit of de bruyne ball lovely bit of passing here between de bruyne and foden opening up the

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chelsea uh midfield and it's gone back they're passing it around nicely coolly calmly cucumberistically

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as they always do man city the favorites to win this game but it's not going to be easy against this uh

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chelsea side which has come from strength to strength in the last five months crazy bit of business so far

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now you can see the time great god that's it now what we

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yeah we need to move that we need to move that off the off the screen i'm still you're you've still got me

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on the screen tom yep sorry one second so then what we can do is just crop that filters crop uh default

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and go right four four four four nearly maybe three three three there we go and we go left top

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two two two no that's terrible bad job zero now where is the gun oh it's gone off the screen okay

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so left bottom top maybe two two two yeah a bottom two two two thomas tushy maybe one one one

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yep there we go maybe two five five or two seven seven there we go that should be enough

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let me see now i think you can't see the 220 move that camera down there a bit there we go oh yeah

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there we go do you reckon we get taken down there lads anybody watching the stream there let us know

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do you reckon we will get taken down there lads or is this uh are we fucked or what

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i got that video capture device there and then go thank you very much there team magic thank you very

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very much crazy stuff there francis team magic thanks very much for the ton bomb it's a crazy

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bit of business and also tim reedy hope you're doing well thanks for the billy roll fund of course none

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other than stair chicken must be given the greeting of a lifetime and i thank you as well for uh for the

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tip as well as up up thera thank you very much up thera it's three minutes on the shot clock here

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chelsea trying to build a bit of steam with the grain of rice with angolo cante he's looking to link up on

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that right hand side with number 24 for chelsea don't know who he is yet but we will find out here's

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timo werner he's on side passes it into havertz havertz tries to get a shot on goal but it ricochets off of a defender

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into the goalie's hands and that's the first bit of chelsea attack we've seen yet it was more of a stumbling through the box kind of attack not like the gracious uh gifted inspired ball touches

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which you'd see by man city but they have a bit of spice about them to the chelsea's

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three minutes 56 now we've got a great clock up on the screen there i'm really uh really happy about that and

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do you reckon anybody watching dragon we could get taken down for that or what's the story anyway let's not tempt fate here

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uh and simply say thank you very much can you please give a shout out to sean he's a big fan of the nephew francis

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he's doing life saving work as a paramedic how he oh yeah that's you friend francis can you hear me

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yeah i can hear it loud and clear a bit of a technical malfunction miscommunication there thank you very much uh and how are you getting on sean

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also matt leblanc thanks for the tip there it was great to see you in friends reunion episode there it was

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brilliant what a what a reunion episode i can't believe it it went so well it was such a great

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thing and uh did you did you see it even no but i heard about it everyone was saying it was class

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yeah i was gonna say you're there's no way you'd be able to watch it in prison they only let you watch

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the big games sean this is it this is it and right at this moment riyad marez is giving out a little bit of

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stink to the referee because the ref said you didn't do what you were meant to do well enough riyad

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are you listening to me riyad do you hear me no lies ben chill well now for chelsea pumping down the left hand

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flank cider is taken down by bernardo silva and uh chiselwit will be linking up no doubt there on

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that uh left hand flank cider with mason mount who's usually very uh active in that area as well

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i wonder is he is he even playing we don't know yet let's have a look let me just see here are we still

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live streaming we are great stuff that's great stuff all together let's that's what you want we were

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worried there as well if we were gonna get taken down by the uh the champions league boys who have it in

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for us big time uh ushin zinchenko bernardo silver phil foden sterling marez de bruyne gundigan stones ds walker

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and uh that's a great full strength squad ederson in goal full strength squad they are for manchester city

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and you know they've got a bit of power on the bench as well with jesus and aguero and rodrey and all

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those boys yeah it's when you've got jesus on the bench you know you're gonna come away with something

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and hopefully they come away with the ultimate prize tonight in european club soccer which is the european

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champions league trophy slug life thanks very much for the tip there when will you see the irl return tom

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um i don't know yet you're just gonna have to wait and find out it's not easy to really plan these things

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because they usually come along on a whim and uh you know you'll be you'll be you'll be carried by a

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mood and a feeling oh sterling carried by a mood here tries to take it round mindy but it's scuffed and

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it goes out for a uh i believe a corner ball crazy bit of business lovely long range ball from their

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keeper to find sterling who uh managed to uh get away from james is it reese james i'm not sure he might

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have changed the hair and uh win the corner for city and phil fodan's stepping up now to take this corner

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crazy bit of business a foot who's gonna win a lot of fans in the stadium a lot of fans nice to see

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fodan ball comes in heads go up headed away by chelsea it's falling out to uh someone to bruyne but uh

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zinchenko will be penalized for a little knock on thiago silva who was hustling and harrying inside

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that six yard quarter masters area and somebody got a hold of his quarter masters and said listen man

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you're going down to the six yard box town don't know what you're talking about thanks very much

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urgent question and smooth shot 95 and none other than brooklyn lukey for that fine and fantabulous tip

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there here's hoping you don't get billy ben says brooklyn lukey thank you very much for the tip careful

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with that mate people have got taken down over a match of the day theme says smooth shot thank you very much

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uh tommy france can you confirm if zuckerberg is a reptilian i posted some dissing on lizards should i be

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concerned about my safety question mark crazy bit of business well you'd want to watch out i've seen

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some photographs of uh mark zuckerberg here comes havertz havertz leaves it out to mason mount back to

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havertz again are you have it in that into timo verner scoffs his shot and it's just uh not typical but

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it's kind of timo verneristic in its uh inability to uh formulate a meaningful shot on goal here's

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sterling now lovely ball in chance here just defended by rudiger who gets to get the ball out to safety falls

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as far as zinchenko zinchenko out to sterling sterling looking menacing slow on the ball he knows

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he doesn't have to move fast finds gundigan to foden two menaces outside the danger box back to zinchenko

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looking to find someone in the middle he does indeed find riyad marez who dinks it back to zinchenko and

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he's asking for it is sterling on the wing he'll get it he's got the ball he's gonna try and take on

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a defender now fine marez in but it's cut out nicely by reese james who blasts the ball out as far as that

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man again zinchenko but he's clattered into the sideline by kai havertz who's a tall fella and probably

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hard to deal with if he's if he's climbing on you thanks very much for that sandra choice and urgent

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question and hopefully we haven't been taken down on this live stream here it's uh 10 minutes have been

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played manchester city nil chelsea united zero let's just have a little look here and see if the stream

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is still on great stuff it is yep that's nice that's nice let me see here

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no is the bloody uh is the chat even working

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uh sp dunk look is that a threat i've spent all satya money on the champions league i don't know

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whatever it is stilling the worst of the strikers hopefully the uh the the feckin uh notifications

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went out as well lads we can't really be sure of that but if not look at we're here anyway we're

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we're doing the business as uh manchester city look to try and stake a bit of claim on to this so far

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what do you what do you think that's uh touchy so far touchy both teams looking like they could get

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something early here manchester city it has to be said looking the four the four more formidable of the

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two sides as reese james collects the ball out to the far left hand side flank catcher tries to put it

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over the top to verner and he's got it and over to verner because john stones has just fallen over now verner

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puts the ball into incante in golo cante i mean and now it's fallen to foden out to de bruyne back to

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foden loses the ball in the middle area rudiger has collected the ball in the middle discus and has given

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it out left to chill well and mount who are going to mount an attack for chelsea here steve jennings

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thanks very much for the tip i'm basically eddie hobbs i bought youtube premium whilst using vpn and saying

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i was in buenos aires so instead of paying 18 a month i'm paying one euro 55 i added the family to

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the plan too should i be minister for finance says steve jennings well interesting scam you've got going

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on there and it's not even a scam because technically you're allowed to share passwords and stuff and it's

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causing a bit of stink for the people who run these companies is it not tom yeah i read uh an article

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they're trying to group together now all these these video streaming companies and they they're trying

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to clap down on passwords being shared uh because it's apparently it's costing them loads of money but

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sure fuck it like you know they're you how are they gonna police that they can't please that sure they can't

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couldn't tell you tom and uh i i'm not arsed i mean i doubt they could fucking i could say i gave it to my uncle

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no i could say i have a house in brussels a house in castle bar and a house in dublin try it sometime that's me on the phone to netflix

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when they asked me why my password has been using three different cities you could just hit them with

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the p flynn special which is claim that you have three houses and then spin the fucking the worm on them

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by making them feel guilty as if to say what you don't have here comes habits habits into timo verner oh and

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timo verner strikes it straight at ederson what were you saying there about the p flynn special oh

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yeah spin it around and make them feel like they're the guilty party for not knowing how to keep light heat and clean three houses

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wouldn't really work in any given circumstances here comes timo verner tries to take a shot i want to go side netting timo verner 14 minutes gone here on the clock and tommy tushel is dancing around the sidelines like a man possessed and he takes an an order amount of steps per game does he not francis

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yeah we were on to the boys at optostats.ie paddy sponsored by people i won't say the brand names it was optostats sponsored by billy bett 247 and they said that tommy tushel takes an average over or under of 300 to 400 steps per half and that's likely to go up in the second half if chelsea are a goal down chelsea corner about to come in here it's reese james ball comes into the box it's a

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rubbish corner straight into the hands of evo morales who rolls the ball out to the middle distance to riyad mares who puts it out to kevin de bruyne gets past this man gets past another i can't get past angolo kante who had the better of him after him managing to just simply barge his way past people in that kevin de bruyne a ways his big physical presence on the pitch but uh couldn't get past that last little chain

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there uh the chain of kante thanks very much there francis i hope you're getting on well well i'm here am i of course i am yeah no problem uh thanks very much there everybody for tuning in flip the clock so it's mirrored and you won't get taken down

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but the hell i mean we've had no warnings yet lads so i mean it'd be a bit fucking tough for them would it to get me i'm not sure are you not allowed to show a fucking clock

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do you know this business of uh you know taking people down because they're showing a clock on the screen

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jesus christ they'd want to get a grip they would tom but they don't care for any man and now here comes

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uh manchester city it looks like kdb has a few decibels of ball which he wants to blast into the ears of the

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chelsea headhunters but chelsea are wearing those fucking earplugs that you wear at gigs and uh

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they don't hear any any bad noise at all and their ears are safe here comes high havertz puts it into

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verner timo verner now in the area he's hanging around he's giving out to chilwell ball comes in

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tries to find and can't do just over the bar from incanty

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crazy bit of business set up your own clock for the second half says padlock

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i don't know how to do that

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they have humans not just bots checking right fuck it we'll take it off screen so

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we don't want to get done

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fuck it does it really matter anyway no one cares

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i mean you're watching the game i'm watching it

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uh i'll tell you what time we're at

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17 minutes 8 seconds 9 seconds 10 seconds 11 seconds 12 seconds 13 14 15

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thanks for the tip

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cut off the little champs league football symbol it's a tm thanks very much for that brain schlug

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Champions Athlete League.

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Thank you very much.

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Hope you're doing well.

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Thanks very much for that brain, Schlug.

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When will Francis be released, says Drew Hu.

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We don't know yet.

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And obviously we want to maintain a solid and safe, luxurious channel here.

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We don't want that getting taken down because that's going to land us in more jail time.

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What I can say and what I'm meaning to say is that I'm deeply impressed with the scenario regarding Manchester City's attacking line out tonight.

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It's a formidable force of nature consisting of some amazing world-beating talent in the shape of De Bruyne, Mahrez, Gundogan, Foden and Sterling.

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And those guys pack a certain amount of punch.

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Whether or not Chelsea are going to be able to deal with that is another guess entirely.

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But so far, they are managing to keep them at bay.

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And it looks good.

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A slug shining.

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Thanks very much.

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How's it, Tommy?

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I think I'm saying that if Chelsea win, it'll be the first time both Euro trophies will have been held by vampiric managers.

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Crazy bit of business.

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And also, a great foray into the unknown world of Tommy Tuchel.

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Whether or not he does have draculistic tendencies outside of the world and realm of elite football is anyone's guess.

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Anybody's business, Tom.

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And I want to make it my business to posit a theory and or guess that yes, indeed, Tommy Tuchel does look like some kind of slender man-esque figure.

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Whether he has ties to fucking Romania or Transylvania or wherever you want to say those bat guys are from.

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The vampiric boys.

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That's your business.

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All I'm saying is that Tuchel has definitely been inside a scary house or two in his lifetime.

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Nil-nil here after 19 minutes.

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We can't put the clock on the screen due to a chance that the channel might get taken down.

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We don't want to fuck it up again for that.

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Maybe we could look at the crop in it again.

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Let's have a little look at the crop here and see what we've got.

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Okay, so I'm going to put that up there.

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And maybe you can talk people through the crop here.

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Francis.

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No time.

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You'll have to do it, I'm afraid.

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20 minutes gone there, guys.

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By the way, I'm just cropping out the Champions League logo so we don't get Tommy Tuchel to the back of the head.

188
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And they've taken the clock down now as I'm trying to bloody do the crop here.

189
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Okay, crop.

190
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Jurgen, crop.

191
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227.

192
00:22:44,260 --> 00:22:45,140
277.

193
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,220
Let's go 299.

194
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:50,300
That's wrong.

195
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:50,820
That's wrong.

196
00:22:52,880 --> 00:22:55,940
So the right would be 344.

197
00:22:56,040 --> 00:22:56,540
344.

198
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377.

199
00:23:02,540 --> 00:23:03,280
Okay, yeah.

200
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,660
And then right and then left would be 111.

201
00:23:08,660 --> 00:23:09,280
That's wrong.

202
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:10,460
I'd say 55.

203
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:11,720
That's right.

204
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Problem.

205
00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,600
The problem arises here.

206
00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:21,400
Because they, at times, take the clock off the fecking screen.

207
00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,840
So maybe I could have a secondary button here.

208
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Which will just control that source.

209
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,060
So that I can.

210
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That's so dodgy.

211
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:29,920
Look.

212
00:23:29,980 --> 00:23:30,420
21.

213
00:23:32,420 --> 00:23:33,020
21.

214
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,280
If there's a way there, anybody.

215
00:23:36,460 --> 00:23:38,860
Maybe you could change the color of it or something.

216
00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,420
If there's a way there of changing.

217
00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:44,240
Or putting your own clock on.

218
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,060
Let me see how now.

219
00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:49,720
Filters.

220
00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,200
We'll put the color correction on that.

221
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:57,320
That's that.

222
00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:58,140
Contrash.

223
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That's that.

224
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Saturation.

225
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Put that up to the maximum.

226
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:02,500
Okay.

227
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:05,260
You shift.

228
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:06,000
Oh, yeah.

229
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:06,800
That's great.

230
00:24:06,940 --> 00:24:07,820
That's looking good now.

231
00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:08,740
Wait till you see this.

232
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,220
How about that, lads?

233
00:24:12,340 --> 00:24:13,040
Look at that now.

234
00:24:13,120 --> 00:24:13,700
The top left.

235
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,620
Thanks very much, Robin Van Piersi.

236
00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,740
Cecil the Vessel.

237
00:24:18,860 --> 00:24:19,800
Thank you very much.

238
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,800
Yeah, people are saying that you might get away with it.

239
00:24:24,340 --> 00:24:26,780
If it's a fecking camera on a screen.

240
00:24:26,780 --> 00:24:28,320
But, to be honest.

241
00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,900
The humans shaking for it.

242
00:24:32,980 --> 00:24:34,900
That's how the last one got taken down, Francis.

243
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,320
Wasn't it?

244
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:37,420
Unknown story.

245
00:24:37,540 --> 00:24:38,400
Untold quantity.

246
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:39,380
Here comes Chelsea now.

247
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:40,060
Ball into the box.

248
00:24:40,140 --> 00:24:41,340
It's headed away by Stones.

249
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:43,960
It's fallen as far as Roediger.

250
00:24:44,340 --> 00:24:45,340
Who's got the ball.

251
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:46,580
He's dancing around with it.

252
00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:47,560
Looking for men.

253
00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,660
Looking for options.

254
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:51,740
Looking for other men to dispatch balls towards.

255
00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,160
And he's dispatched a long-winded.

256
00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,840
And ultimately disappointing ball to Chilwell.

257
00:24:58,180 --> 00:25:01,040
Who says, don't take a chill pill, man.

258
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:03,700
Because you're too chilled out as it is.

259
00:25:03,940 --> 00:25:05,800
To be playing balls like that.

260
00:25:06,020 --> 00:25:07,420
At this level, sunshine.

261
00:25:09,460 --> 00:25:12,820
Did Ben Chilwell really say that to Roediger?

262
00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:14,060
He didn't, Tom.

263
00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:15,980
It was just a flight of fancy.

264
00:25:16,120 --> 00:25:16,800
Cecil the Vessel.

265
00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,200
Thanks for the tip of Schlugshine.

266
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:24,440
And growing theory, the Russians hacked the HSE system because Francis didn't get the job in the London Marriage comments.

267
00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:25,400
We don't know.

268
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:32,360
Big shout out to Alex Mousseau in the chat who says, lost all the coins on Billy Beth.

269
00:25:32,580 --> 00:25:33,480
Help me, Francis.

270
00:25:34,060 --> 00:25:37,380
Hopefully you're okay and that it's not the end of the world for you.

271
00:25:38,780 --> 00:25:40,940
And don't worry if you think it is.

272
00:25:40,980 --> 00:25:42,100
It's not the end of the world.

273
00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:44,160
You can always come back.

274
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,300
You can always make a comeback.

275
00:25:45,580 --> 00:25:48,040
And Rhys James does have a brand new haircut.

276
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,620
But it's a great bit of style.

277
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,540
What would you say that is there, Francis?

278
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:58,060
I'm not sure, but it's got a nice kind of gradient fade on it.

279
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,020
And a lovely bit of colour.

280
00:26:00,180 --> 00:26:04,100
It's like a bit of grass.

281
00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,140
Kind of blonde grass.

282
00:26:08,020 --> 00:26:09,320
Which might even...

283
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:11,380
That might even be his real hair, is it?

284
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:15,280
I'm not sure if you can have two-tone colour hair.

285
00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,820
If you have hair, you're born with hair that's one tone.

286
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,860
I don't think you can be born with a two-tone haircut, no?

287
00:26:21,660 --> 00:26:22,520
Not sure, Tom.

288
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,880
But it's an impressive baronet, nonetheless.

289
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:33,960
And a great way to kick off this game is to get onto the pitch with a brand new haircut.

290
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:39,360
Tommy Tuchel, looking very vampiric on that sideline, doing a lot of clappage.

291
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,920
He's going like the clappers.

292
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:45,120
And he's moving around at pace, like a manager possessed.

293
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:48,460
And Scott Snorris, thank you very, very much.

294
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,640
Very, very much for the tip there.

295
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:55,160
It's time for us to get serious about this match right now, Tom.

296
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:56,260
Why is that?

297
00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,780
Because we haven't been serious enough.

298
00:26:58,940 --> 00:27:01,500
We've been treating it like it's a casual view-along.

299
00:27:01,780 --> 00:27:04,080
Right now, we need to get into the zone.

300
00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:06,940
We need to be, like...

301
00:27:06,940 --> 00:27:09,220
Who are the best commentators in the game?

302
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:12,300
Martin Tyler and fucking Gary Neville.

303
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:14,900
And Jamie Carragher and all those.

304
00:27:14,900 --> 00:27:19,780
We need to be calling the shots and sending it like it is.

305
00:27:20,180 --> 00:27:23,560
And being able to predict and analyse the football.

306
00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:29,780
But we've been too busy trying to organise a bloody clock for the top of the screen that doesn't get us taken down.

307
00:27:30,300 --> 00:27:31,900
And you can hardly see what that is now.

308
00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,240
25 minutes gone.

309
00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,980
Rhys James here.

310
00:27:36,440 --> 00:27:39,920
Stands over the ball 24 yards out from goal.

311
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:41,760
He's about to take a free kick.

312
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:43,560
He loops it in.

313
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,280
And it finds ahead of Havertz.

314
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:46,340
It's up in the area.

315
00:27:46,940 --> 00:27:49,600
Falls back to Werner who gives it back out to Rhys James.

316
00:27:50,040 --> 00:27:52,860
James finds Incante back in the middle dish.

317
00:27:53,460 --> 00:27:59,500
And great press and work from Man City has forced them to pass all the way back to Mendy.

318
00:28:00,020 --> 00:28:00,300
Chelsea.

319
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:04,960
So it's tremendously unfortunate for them that that attack came to nothing.

320
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,540
Now, it's Kevin De Bruyne on that left-hand flank side.

321
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,400
He passes the ball around.

322
00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:12,660
He's not controlling the game at his own pace.

323
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,520
He's not speedy Gonzalez.

324
00:28:15,100 --> 00:28:16,660
But he knows what the hell is.

325
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:19,580
He can read what's going on in the game very, very well.

326
00:28:19,700 --> 00:28:24,080
So he doesn't really need to have that quick burst of pace away from other players.

327
00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,520
A bit like Zidane in that kind of a way.

328
00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:28,000
Yeah.

329
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:28,940
I will see Zou.

330
00:28:29,300 --> 00:28:32,500
Now out of a job after leaving Real Madrid there the other day.

331
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:37,780
The series ended on a bit of a bum note for him.

332
00:28:37,860 --> 00:28:41,840
The third series or the third or fourth series of Real Madrid.

333
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:48,060
The hit series where he was the showrunner for that particular legacy TV show.

334
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,960
Didn't go out with a bang the way he wanted.

335
00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:56,220
He'd taken home three consecutive Champions League trophies for them.

336
00:28:56,380 --> 00:28:59,080
Thanks very much SmoothShot95 for the tip.

337
00:28:59,420 --> 00:29:01,580
Tom, can you give a shout out to my girlfriend Emma?

338
00:29:02,860 --> 00:29:04,240
How are you getting on Emma?

339
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:09,380
Thanks for being SmoothShot95's girlfriend.

340
00:29:10,220 --> 00:29:15,100
I mean, that's not a title any woman really could claim to have.

341
00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:20,240
It's a once in a million lifetime chance to become SmoothShot95's golf.

342
00:29:20,340 --> 00:29:21,240
Oh, here's City.

343
00:29:21,420 --> 00:29:21,740
Foden.

344
00:29:22,880 --> 00:29:23,300
Foden.

345
00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:29,040
Just one degree of separation anxiety away from the goal there.

346
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:36,260
As Rudiger had a last gasp crunching, crucible-istic, lovely, lovely challenge from Rudiger.

347
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:40,700
And we've commented before there, Francis, about how good that player is.

348
00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:43,480
Oh, stop the lights and call me Rudiger.

349
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,180
He's absolutely fantastic.

350
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:49,160
He controls the situation from defence, almost.

351
00:29:49,660 --> 00:29:54,100
And he'll bomb it up and down the pitch and he'll fucking be all over the gaff.

352
00:29:54,780 --> 00:29:55,620
He's got pace.

353
00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:56,840
And he's classic.

354
00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:59,620
Big, tall, lanky.

355
00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:03,920
And he can just go on a lunging flying tackle like that with Foden.

356
00:30:04,180 --> 00:30:06,960
And he could start at one end of the six-yard box.

357
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:10,520
And he can end up at the other end and still time the challenge well.

358
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:11,640
And that's what you want.

359
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:11,960
He's reliable.

360
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:13,540
He's sturdy.

361
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,400
Great stuff.

362
00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:17,120
Thanks very much.

363
00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:18,540
Billy Bet 247.

364
00:30:18,660 --> 00:30:20,840
Any word on Snakefester Padre?

365
00:30:21,420 --> 00:30:26,100
I tried to set up a European bank account and all my savings disappeared.

366
00:30:26,240 --> 00:30:35,320
Look, lads, if you're having trouble with Billy Bet, like that customer there, if you've got trouble where you've lost all your money, if you're saying to me, look, I've been scammed.

367
00:30:35,860 --> 00:30:37,780
Look, it's probably the HSE, boys.

368
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:42,140
It's not this app, okay?

369
00:30:42,480 --> 00:30:44,760
The Billy Bet app is solid, is it not, Francis?

370
00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:46,620
Ah, 110%.

371
00:30:46,620 --> 00:30:50,000
Like, we don't know exactly who is controlling it.

372
00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:51,940
But we have a stake.

373
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:54,680
We have a stake in the company.

374
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:56,940
We are interested in seeing it do well.

375
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:05,680
And it's a shame that it's been clouded with these murky fucking accusations of financial impropatuity and all that kind of bollocks, palaver.

376
00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:06,940
That's rubbish.

377
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:10,280
Look towards your own country at this stage in time.

378
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:21,240
The HSE data hack was fucking data hack was stolen by Stephen Donnelly and also Simon Harris's TikToks as well.

379
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:27,000
There was a load of TikToks he made, which he thought were shite, and he just left them in the drafts.

380
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,120
He forgot to delete them.

381
00:31:28,460 --> 00:31:30,980
But the HSE hackers have hold of them.

382
00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:46,160
And apparently they're going to start fucking drip feed releasing them in the same kind of WikiLeaks, American fucking carnivore, American carnage, whatever that video was called, the helicopter killing the people.

383
00:31:46,980 --> 00:31:47,360
Here come.

384
00:31:47,700 --> 00:31:48,560
Here come city.

385
00:31:48,820 --> 00:31:49,520
Here come city.

386
00:31:49,920 --> 00:31:50,340
City.

387
00:31:50,660 --> 00:31:51,020
Oh!

388
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:52,380
Ball rolls across.

389
00:31:52,540 --> 00:31:53,140
Goal mouth.

390
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:55,840
And it falls to Rhys James who belts it away.

391
00:31:56,920 --> 00:31:59,020
Crazy bit of business altogether.

392
00:31:59,660 --> 00:32:00,880
Uh, Snakefist or Padre?

393
00:32:00,940 --> 00:32:01,540
We don't know.

394
00:32:01,660 --> 00:32:02,720
We're really not sure.

395
00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:04,220
I hope you're getting on well anyway.

396
00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:04,920
Thanks for the tape.

397
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:05,420
Here comes.

398
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,840
Uh, uh, Sturridge.

399
00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:08,740
No, not Sturridge.

400
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,280
Sterling.

401
00:32:09,580 --> 00:32:11,760
And he's put the ball into the middle box.

402
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:15,060
Rattleshnaked off of Defender and it's fallen to Mindy.

403
00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:22,540
Uh, tremendous bit of incompetency there when it came to the final decision making from Raheem Sterling.

404
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:24,940
Who just belted it in another player's house.

405
00:32:25,740 --> 00:32:27,560
And said to maybe go on for a better option.

406
00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:29,940
Yeah, he had Mahrez to his right.

407
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,360
He had Foden coming in from back.

408
00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:36,080
Like, you know, these are things that Sterling needs to work on.

409
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:38,140
He's great at setting up the goals.

410
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:39,460
Great assist rate.

411
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:46,200
And, uh, at that stage of the moment there he fucking took it on and he shouldn't have took it on.

412
00:32:46,260 --> 00:32:47,240
It's as simple as that.

413
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,880
Here comes, uh, De Bruyne now.

414
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:57,920
He's been cut out fairly easily by, uh, Rhys James who seems to be having a good game.

415
00:32:57,920 --> 00:32:59,120
Strong game on that.

416
00:32:59,460 --> 00:33:01,700
That flank for Chelsea United.

417
00:33:01,700 --> 00:33:07,340
Yeah, he's, uh, he's big, he's strong, he's got a great haircut.

418
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,780
I think he could be going to the Euros with the boys.

419
00:33:11,940 --> 00:33:14,120
And, uh, he'll want to perform well here tonight.

420
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:16,520
In order to get that ball rolling.

421
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,640
That Euro ball.

422
00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:21,580
You know, once the Euro ball is rolling for you as a player.

423
00:33:22,060 --> 00:33:23,160
Then that's all you need.

424
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:25,960
You know, you're going to be playing all the top international games.

425
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,260
You're going to be getting all the big sponsorship deals.

426
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:29,860
Crazy bit of business.

427
00:33:30,040 --> 00:33:30,740
Crazy money.

428
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:31,820
Driving around.

429
00:33:32,300 --> 00:33:34,940
Spending fucking 50s and 100 euro notes.

430
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,660
Throwing, in some instances, throwing Euros at people scrunched up.

431
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:44,660
And then throwing the notes in their faces as a form of aggression.

432
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:48,540
Hard, late stage, capitalistic aggression.

433
00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:50,380
And I have never done that.

434
00:33:50,460 --> 00:33:51,620
I never will do that.

435
00:33:52,060 --> 00:33:53,580
But, you gotta wonder.

436
00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:56,240
What drives someone to act in that manner?

437
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,860
It's a crazy bit of Euro business.

438
00:33:59,240 --> 00:34:01,360
Crazy bit of Euro business is right.

439
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,780
Euro not wrong there.

440
00:34:02,900 --> 00:34:04,240
And also, Darrow Neal.

441
00:34:05,120 --> 00:34:10,920
It's just tipped in there with a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely 10 euro.

442
00:34:11,300 --> 00:34:13,800
Crazy bit of business, Darrow Neal.

443
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:16,000
I hope you're doing well, Darrow.

444
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,040
Darrow.

445
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,840
Holy smoke.

446
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:23,680
What an amazing, generous act of curiosity that was.

447
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:24,760
From Darrow Neal.

448
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,380
Please say, Celine, Celine, Celine.

449
00:34:28,140 --> 00:34:29,520
Your boyfriend loves you.

450
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:30,940
Let him off the hook.

451
00:34:31,300 --> 00:34:32,880
He's just watching the match.

452
00:34:33,180 --> 00:34:33,840
Cheers, boss.

453
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:36,680
Well, you heard it there, Celine.

454
00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:37,740
Celine.

455
00:34:38,140 --> 00:34:38,420
Celine.

456
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,600
Let your boyfriend watch the match.

457
00:34:42,860 --> 00:34:44,380
And afterwards, he will clean.

458
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:45,520
Clean.

459
00:34:46,020 --> 00:34:46,320
Clean.

460
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:49,880
Well, that wasn't in the message there, Tom.

461
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:55,860
You've just landed Darrow Neal in a serious scenario there.

462
00:34:55,860 --> 00:34:57,520
Where he's kind enough to tip you.

463
00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:01,640
And then try and get us to do his own dirty work.

464
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:06,480
By weaseling out of being in a relationship in order to watch the match.

465
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:14,080
But what you've done, Tom, is you have fucked up Darrow's position going forward.

466
00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:21,920
Because he now has to clean or do some kind of fucking laborious chore after the match has ended.

467
00:35:22,780 --> 00:35:23,940
Crazy bit of business.

468
00:35:24,460 --> 00:35:28,040
Here comes Chelsea trying to break down the walls of Babylon.

469
00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:33,100
But Babylon is being guarded by the formidable Kyle Walker.

470
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:38,200
An epic presence in that Manchester City defense, is he not?

471
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:39,100
He is.

472
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:42,080
And he's the fastest player as well in the Premier League.

473
00:35:42,580 --> 00:35:43,700
Possibly even in the world.

474
00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:44,580
We don't know yet.

475
00:35:44,660 --> 00:35:45,960
We haven't those stats to hand.

476
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,560
But Gundogan is having not a great passing scenario game there.

477
00:35:50,660 --> 00:35:52,280
He's just lost the fucking ball.

478
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:56,800
And hasn't really shone so far, so to speak.

479
00:35:56,900 --> 00:36:00,020
I know that De Bruyne has Sterling.

480
00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:02,200
Foden's had a crack at goal.

481
00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:06,600
But we haven't seen much from Gundogan yet.

482
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:12,360
Rhys James.

483
00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,920
See him in a bit more of the ball down there.

484
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:23,380
I suppose in a way, Manchester City's attacks are concentrated down the left-hand side of the flank.

485
00:36:24,740 --> 00:36:28,740
So much so that that's going to be a busy game for Rhys James.

486
00:36:29,460 --> 00:36:35,740
And Gundogan, who we were just talking about there, who hasn't really switched on as of yet.

487
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,580
Just after taking a yellow card to the face.

488
00:36:40,080 --> 00:36:40,340
Yeah.

489
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:42,840
Yellow card there for Gundogan.

490
00:36:43,300 --> 00:36:46,340
Who slammed into the back of Mason Mount.

491
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:48,160
And took him to the ground.

492
00:36:48,940 --> 00:36:52,480
And that's not great now for Gundogan.

493
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:54,400
Yellow card when you're in midfield.

494
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,640
It's a tenuous position.

495
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:57,540
But look.

496
00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:02,660
Fucking Pepsi Guardiola has the business boys on the bench.

497
00:37:02,900 --> 00:37:04,480
Ready to fucking deploy.

498
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:06,680
And do pure business.

499
00:37:07,720 --> 00:37:12,760
Also, Giroud is dancing around in the touchline.

500
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,820
Wearing a high-visy bib.

501
00:37:15,420 --> 00:37:16,940
And what's going to happen?

502
00:37:17,460 --> 00:37:20,320
When they stick the Frenchman up front.

503
00:37:20,700 --> 00:37:21,280
And say.

504
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,040
Go Olivier.

505
00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:26,520
Go and do the job you're paid to do.

506
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:29,820
We don't know.

507
00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,960
But he does produce it in the big games.

508
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:33,480
Doesn't he?

509
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:34,460
Olivier Giroud.

510
00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:38,180
He's a big game strike man.

511
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:38,800
Is he not?

512
00:37:39,180 --> 00:37:44,360
He's a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big French.

513
00:37:45,420 --> 00:37:46,620
Striking man.

514
00:37:47,260 --> 00:37:50,700
With an unbelievable acclaim.

515
00:37:51,180 --> 00:37:53,800
To the title of one of the best.

516
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:55,400
And he comes out.

517
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:56,680
And he comes up.

518
00:37:56,940 --> 00:37:58,000
And he's on top.

519
00:37:58,420 --> 00:38:00,040
And he's scoring when it happens.

520
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:00,740
When he does it.

521
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:03,320
McCarthy Buckel.

522
00:38:03,780 --> 00:38:04,720
Thank you very much.

523
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:05,580
And Pardy.

524
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:06,800
LeBlanc.

525
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:09,140
I hope you're getting on well.

526
00:38:09,580 --> 00:38:11,140
We're seeing UFC.

527
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:12,000
10th of July.

528
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,000
I'd say it's away right.

529
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:14,940
35 minutes on the clock here.

530
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,900
Hopefully we're not going to get UEFA'd out of it.

531
00:38:18,580 --> 00:38:19,400
Gundagand.

532
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:22,240
Before time.

533
00:38:23,140 --> 00:38:25,520
The Chelsea lads warming up on the touchline.

534
00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:29,500
You wouldn't think there's going to be any changes before halftime.

535
00:38:29,620 --> 00:38:31,320
We're 10 minutes away from halftime.

536
00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:38,540
We thought there's a tendency for these Champions League games to be awful boring.

537
00:38:39,220 --> 00:38:39,520
Oh.

538
00:38:39,980 --> 00:38:42,980
Not so much scorefest as a schnorfest.

539
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:46,440
And that's one that you can use, Tom, if you ever want to use it.

540
00:38:46,500 --> 00:38:47,100
It's one of mine.

541
00:38:47,780 --> 00:38:48,240
Silage.

542
00:38:48,340 --> 00:38:49,500
Thanks very much for the tip.

543
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,360
How do I get a refund on the G. Baylor 9000?

544
00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:55,100
Tom, do you want to field that one?

545
00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,980
Thanks very much for the tip there.

546
00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,240
The G. Baylor 9000.

547
00:38:58,340 --> 00:38:58,740
Look, lads.

548
00:38:58,780 --> 00:38:59,800
You know as well as I do.

549
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,980
This is a high concept piece.

550
00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:03,320
And go look, can't they?

551
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,280
Out to Havertz.

552
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:04,840
Havertz.

553
00:39:05,100 --> 00:39:06,500
Taking down our Zinchenko.

554
00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:11,280
Lovely little tackle at the end there just to dispossess Kai Havertz before he was about to pull the trigger.

555
00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:13,600
But you were saying there about the G. Baylor, Tom.

556
00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:14,620
Yeah, look.

557
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,680
You know yourself, lads.

558
00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:20,620
If you were availed of the custom, limited edition, custom rung.

559
00:39:21,420 --> 00:39:22,280
Here comes De Bruyne.

560
00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:22,960
De Bruyne.

561
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,760
Out to the right-hand side, Frank.

562
00:39:24,860 --> 00:39:25,520
Riyad Maris.

563
00:39:25,620 --> 00:39:25,960
Maris.

564
00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,460
Dancing his way into the box.

565
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:29,080
It's nice.

566
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,160
Gets a shot on and it's saved by Mendy.

567
00:39:32,220 --> 00:39:35,620
If you were shooping enough to buy the fucking G. Baylor 9000.

568
00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:38,440
Stupid.

569
00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:41,320
Don't be mocking the people who fucking shelled out, Tom.

570
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:42,400
Yeah, well, sorry.

571
00:39:42,940 --> 00:39:46,180
I mean, you need to realise you read the small print on these yokes.

572
00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:47,920
And you see for yourself.

573
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:53,980
Like, yeah, you can make bills out in the field that have unbelievable haircuts.

574
00:39:54,660 --> 00:39:56,080
But you gotta remember.

575
00:39:56,700 --> 00:39:57,460
Limited edition.

576
00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:58,400
Small print.

577
00:39:59,180 --> 00:40:00,120
You can't return it.

578
00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:02,680
There's no refund or return policy on it, lads.

579
00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,180
It's a beautiful machine.

580
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:08,080
If you can't get it running, you've probably fucking never used one before.

581
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:11,680
Nothing to do with me.

582
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:13,080
Nothing to do with McHale.

583
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:14,880
Try bail.

584
00:40:15,820 --> 00:40:17,360
If you try getting onto bail.

585
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,940
Thanks very much for the tip, though.

586
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:20,580
And,

587
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:22,600
Poddy LaBlanc.

588
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:24,760
Did you hear anything from Connor Williams?

589
00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,160
These days, Tommy.

590
00:40:26,820 --> 00:40:33,620
I can't help but wonder, is he still going around the racing track while listening to Café Del Mar by Energy 52.

591
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,940
Crazy better business altogether with that fella.

592
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:37,900
We don't really know.

593
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:42,820
Francis, have you had any word on the whereabouts of that fella, Williams?

594
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:44,900
Couldn't tell you, Tom.

595
00:40:45,340 --> 00:40:47,520
And Tiago Silver is going off crying.

596
00:40:48,220 --> 00:40:49,600
It's the end of his game.

597
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:51,980
But I don't know what happened to him.

598
00:40:51,980 --> 00:40:55,340
Maybe he was taken down in a rough, savage challenge.

599
00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:58,880
Which doesn't really say much because these challenges these days.

600
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:04,700
As Tuchel pats Christensen on the arse as he goes on.

601
00:41:05,860 --> 00:41:06,920
Crazy bit of business.

602
00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:12,800
And Tiago Silver looks like he's going to start bawling tears of absolute sadness.

603
00:41:13,360 --> 00:41:14,080
Not shame.

604
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,760
Just sadness.

605
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,220
West Coast Goddess.

606
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:17,920
Thanks very much.

607
00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:18,500
How are you, Tommy?

608
00:41:18,580 --> 00:41:20,540
Can you give a shout out to Tim in Berlin?

609
00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:21,720
Yeah, Tim.

610
00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:22,980
How are you doing, Timmy?

611
00:41:23,940 --> 00:41:24,900
What's the story?

612
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:27,720
How are the Germans keeping?

613
00:41:27,720 --> 00:41:29,740
How are the Germans treating you?

614
00:41:31,060 --> 00:41:31,360
Yeah?

615
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:34,060
Good work out there.

616
00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:35,120
Yeah.

617
00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:35,840
Lot of work.

618
00:41:35,940 --> 00:41:37,160
Lot of jobs out there, Tim.

619
00:41:38,240 --> 00:41:38,500
Yeah.

620
00:41:39,460 --> 00:41:39,700
Yeah.

621
00:41:39,780 --> 00:41:41,380
I know a few fellas out there went working.

622
00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:42,420
And, uh.

623
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:43,880
Yeah, sure.

624
00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:45,900
They stayed there for 20, 30 years.

625
00:41:46,180 --> 00:41:47,540
It's one of them still there, like, you know.

626
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:50,060
Great work out there.

627
00:41:50,060 --> 00:41:50,500
Great.

628
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,440
Great industry out there in Germany.

629
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:54,600
It might be a bit too good.

630
00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:55,820
What's this now, Chelsea?

631
00:41:56,820 --> 00:41:57,220
Chelsea.

632
00:41:57,220 --> 00:41:57,300
Chelsea.

633
00:41:57,600 --> 00:41:59,660
Trying to mount something out here.

634
00:42:00,200 --> 00:42:02,520
But they've been Mason mounted out of it.

635
00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:08,520
Someone's just mounted a massive banner on their fucking mantelpiece that says,

636
00:42:08,940 --> 00:42:09,960
How are you now, Chelsea?

637
00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:10,960
You're shite.

638
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,200
Sincerely, Mason Mount.

639
00:42:16,100 --> 00:42:19,900
So it wasn't even Man City who put that on the mantelpiece.

640
00:42:20,020 --> 00:42:22,800
It was a Chelsea player and it was Mason Mount.

641
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:24,180
Mason Mount who said that.

642
00:42:24,740 --> 00:42:25,720
Crazy bit of business, Tim.

643
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,320
Here come Chelsea down the left now with Chilwell.

644
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,280
Take a chill pill, Chilwell.

645
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:34,720
He manages to slow the pace down.

646
00:42:35,260 --> 00:42:36,260
Sends a balloon.

647
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:39,120
Skyballing out towards Rhys James.

648
00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,940
And it was passed it back then to Christensen.

649
00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,440
And then out to Rudiger.

650
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:45,000
Who looks spicy.

651
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,780
He puts the ball again out to Chilwell.

652
00:42:47,900 --> 00:42:50,600
And mounts that epic dynamic duo.

653
00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:55,100
Trying to find ways of unlocking that left-hand side flank catch.

654
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:57,520
Which seems remarkably well closed down.

655
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,740
By Kyle Walker and co.

656
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:02,620
And now they're going right ways again.

657
00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:04,420
But it's right ways is wrong ways.

658
00:43:04,500 --> 00:43:06,820
And two right ways don't make a left for Chelsea.

659
00:43:07,340 --> 00:43:11,040
As Thiago Silver sits dejectedly on the steps of the stands.

660
00:43:12,140 --> 00:43:13,540
Head bowed down.

661
00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:15,100
In shame.

662
00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:16,560
And in sadness.

663
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,760
A man who cannot play the game.

664
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,000
He loves to play so much.

665
00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,260
It's such a shame Tom.

666
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:25,840
Where do you think he goes from here?

667
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:26,880
Thiago Silver.

668
00:43:28,580 --> 00:43:29,480
Couldn't tell you.

669
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:29,860
Probably.

670
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:32,220
Probably back to the hotel afterwards.

671
00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:34,300
Or maybe home if there's a flight.

672
00:43:35,180 --> 00:43:37,260
Maybe he might go to Brazil for the summer.

673
00:43:37,980 --> 00:43:39,820
Because it's the summer holidays now.

674
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:41,280
Thanks very much.

675
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:42,340
Poddy LeBlanc.

676
00:43:42,700 --> 00:43:43,040
Do you hear?

677
00:43:43,040 --> 00:43:43,360
Oh yeah.

678
00:43:44,860 --> 00:43:45,820
McCarthy Buchel.

679
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:46,300
How are you?

680
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:48,840
Hello from the Shetlands Islands.

681
00:43:49,500 --> 00:43:50,280
Says McCarthy.

682
00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:52,820
I've been working the land all day.

683
00:43:53,060 --> 00:43:55,800
Watching the stream with you lads now is making my day.

684
00:43:56,240 --> 00:43:57,060
Thank you very much.

685
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:57,960
It's great to be here.

686
00:43:58,020 --> 00:43:58,280
It's great.

687
00:43:58,380 --> 00:44:00,340
We enjoy the football so much.

688
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:01,520
We do indeed.

689
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,180
It's an absolute pleasure.

690
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:04,100
An honour.

691
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:05,180
And it's.

692
00:44:05,620 --> 00:44:07,040
I'm going to just say it again.

693
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,340
It's an absolute pleasure.

694
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,520
To be able to watch these games.

695
00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:11,840
Chillax the cacks.

696
00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:16,160
Takes my mind off the whole fucking impending investigation by the Metropolitan Police.

697
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,300
Here's Kai Havertz.

698
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:18,380
He takes it past.

699
00:44:18,720 --> 00:44:21,700
Marais puts it into the fucking back of the goal.

700
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:24,380
And it's a goal for Kai Havertz.

701
00:44:24,820 --> 00:44:26,260
And it's Evo Morales.

702
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:34,200
The goalkeeper for fucking City could not contain the Germanian Germanic man of Germany himself.

703
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:43,780
And a vampiric almost monstrophic Tommy Tuchel is going absolutely apeshit on the side hatch.

704
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:51,380
As Pep Guardiola sips tiny minuscule sippings of water from his bottle of Valvic.

705
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:52,960
Crazy bit of business.

706
00:44:53,420 --> 00:44:55,360
Long range pass from Mendy.

707
00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:58,260
Out to find Chilwell and Mount on that left wing.

708
00:44:58,260 --> 00:45:02,640
And it was the Mason Mount ball of destruction and death to Kai Havertz.

709
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:05,620
Who took it one on one past Evo Morales.

710
00:45:06,300 --> 00:45:09,340
Who a little touch took it away from Morales.

711
00:45:09,680 --> 00:45:11,300
And he kept his foot in Havertz.

712
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:12,760
And he kept his foot in.

713
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:14,440
And he's eating pudding.

714
00:45:14,700 --> 00:45:15,540
Right now.

715
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,700
As Chelsea United are 1-0.

716
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,400
One goal to the goose.

717
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,620
Up against Manchester City.

718
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,780
Crazy bit of business.

719
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,520
Just as we were saying.

720
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,000
We love watching.

721
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,560
It's an absolute pleasure lads.

722
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:32,660
And thank you very much.

723
00:45:33,480 --> 00:45:34,240
For you tuning in.

724
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:37,680
And we're glad to be providing a service.

725
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,140
We're sorry we don't have the right service.

726
00:45:40,800 --> 00:45:42,220
To give you a better clock.

727
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:43,640
But that's it.

728
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,360
It's 43 minutes gone.

729
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:46,760
Kai Havertz.

730
00:45:47,440 --> 00:45:48,860
Making the difference here.

731
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:50,140
Chelsea.

732
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:51,980
Are in the driving seat.

733
00:45:52,300 --> 00:45:53,500
Against the favourites.

734
00:45:53,780 --> 00:45:54,680
Manchester City.

735
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:58,480
Really was a bolt from the blue in fairness.

736
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:01,020
Because Man City have had the better chances.

737
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,940
But the game went stale.

738
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:03,720
I have to say.

739
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,720
For 20-15 minutes maybe.

740
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:09,560
And there was no real threat being posed on either of the goals.

741
00:46:10,020 --> 00:46:12,120
And that's kind of come out of nowhere.

742
00:46:12,580 --> 00:46:14,800
It was two passes in it.

743
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,020
Three passes in it.

744
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,420
And then a goal from Havertz.

745
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:18,520
Nice bit of work from him.

746
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,340
So it just goes to show that the City boys.

747
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,800
Although they are a stronger outfit as well.

748
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,540
They look like they could be falling asleep at times.

749
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:29,520
And we're just having a look at that replay again.

750
00:46:30,420 --> 00:46:33,600
Kai Havertz went one-on-one with their keeper.

751
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,880
And the keeper came outside the box.

752
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,360
Nearly slide challenged him.

753
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,500
Havertz could have gone down.

754
00:46:39,620 --> 00:46:42,180
Maybe got fucking the keeper sent off or something.

755
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:42,880
But he didn't.

756
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,520
Kept on his feet and scored the goal.

757
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,700
Crazy bit of business.

758
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:49,680
Thanks very much to Ken Stubbs for the tip.

759
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,560
I have a wee flutter on Phil Foden for the first goal, Schlug.

760
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,860
Unfortunately, that's passed now, I'm afraid.

761
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,120
Sorry to hear that.

762
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,920
Foden is all of my hopes and fears wrapped into a big...

763
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Oh, here comes Rhys James.

764
00:47:02,080 --> 00:47:03,240
Rhys James on the ball.

765
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:08,900
Trying to create a bit of crazy business on that right-hand side flank for Manchester City to contend with.

766
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:12,360
As Chelsea are looking dominant again here.

767
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:18,380
They're passing about and holding off the City boys, the Citians.

768
00:47:18,660 --> 00:47:23,220
With only a minute left of injury time to play before the end of the first half.

769
00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,540
Three minutes, I beg your pardon.

770
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
They want to maintain a solid set-up going into that half.

771
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:30,340
They don't want to concede here.

772
00:47:30,720 --> 00:47:35,300
Because it's psychologically a big, big, big, big benefit to be going in as the winners.

773
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:36,360
Coming out as the winners.

774
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:37,720
That's the crack.

775
00:47:37,820 --> 00:47:38,880
That's the way they want it here.

776
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,420
They're not going to fully fledge themselves towards the goal line.

777
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,420
However, having said that, they are moving forward at pace.

778
00:47:47,880 --> 00:47:50,020
Chelsea have a lot of fans in the stadium.

779
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:51,980
Seemingly more than Man City.

780
00:47:52,700 --> 00:47:59,400
Man City now are probably going to have to try and get the ball into the goal, I would imagine.

781
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:00,840
That's true.

782
00:48:01,420 --> 00:48:06,120
It's basically, that's basically what needs to happen all the time.

783
00:48:08,020 --> 00:48:08,620
Correct.

784
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:15,640
And now Chelsea are looking to move down that right-hand flank with Rhys James again.

785
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,340
A lot of involvement play from Rhys James.

786
00:48:18,880 --> 00:48:20,980
And he's playing with Kante on the side.

787
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,840
Playing with fire.

788
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:22,560
Into Werner.

789
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:24,980
Werner, chest control outside the box.

790
00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:27,320
And then tries to get a shot on.

791
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:29,240
Which wasn't happening for him.

792
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,520
Yeah, he should have maybe rolled it back to Havertz.

793
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,480
He probably thought he had the right angle there, Werner.

794
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:37,380
But that's it.

795
00:48:37,780 --> 00:48:40,140
The final shot was kind of cack.

796
00:48:40,140 --> 00:48:45,880
And now Thiago Silva is still crying in the side hatch of the industry.

797
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,640
45 minutes gone here.

798
00:48:48,640 --> 00:48:51,020
There's only one minute left of injury time to play.

799
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,980
Man City are down one goal to zero from Chelsea.

800
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:59,060
And it's a crazy bit of ball at the moment.

801
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:01,540
Tommy Tuchel on the sidelines.

802
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,500
Clapping, jeering, dancing around.

803
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,340
Doing anything he can to bolster the support.

804
00:49:06,740 --> 00:49:08,600
And the gusto behind his team.

805
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:11,840
Also to put fear into the hearts of the Chelsea players.

806
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:13,220
Of the Man City players.

807
00:49:13,220 --> 00:49:17,460
Who seem to not like demons, ghosts or vampires.

808
00:49:18,140 --> 00:49:19,520
Because it's having an effect on them.

809
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,960
Pep Guardiola doesn't have a vampiric air about him.

810
00:49:23,180 --> 00:49:26,520
But he does have the air of a mad manager man.

811
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,140
But that isn't as scary as the vampiric Tuchel.

812
00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:31,740
It's definitely not.

813
00:49:32,220 --> 00:49:38,260
I get a vibe of Nosferatu about Tommy Tuchel.

814
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:46,940
Whereas the likes of Unai Emery is more a classic hammer horror Dracula.

815
00:49:47,940 --> 00:49:51,040
A Christopher Lee kind of vibe.

816
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:55,180
Whereas Tuchel is definitely black and white.

817
00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,020
You know.

818
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,300
Kind of silhouette against the wall.

819
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,480
Long fingers.

820
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,500
That kind of a vibe.

821
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:05,800
I mean.

822
00:50:06,320 --> 00:50:08,820
There's definitely something for those boys.

823
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,920
If they don't want to win trophies.

824
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,300
At Europe's highest elite level.

825
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,000
They can start doing fucking.

826
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:17,060
You know.

827
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,380
Scary movies and stuff.

828
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:19,420
So it's a great.

829
00:50:19,860 --> 00:50:20,080
You know.

830
00:50:20,140 --> 00:50:21,540
A lot of these players in the game.

831
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,520
Managers in the game.

832
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:27,200
They want to find a media job once they've left the match.

833
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,940
And that's something for them.

834
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:29,280
Maybe.

835
00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:31,960
It's the half time whistle.

836
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:34,800
Which has been blown by the referee.

837
00:50:35,540 --> 00:50:37,520
Which has made people stand up and cheer.

838
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:41,380
Because that whistle which has been blown makes a sound.

839
00:50:41,740 --> 00:50:44,560
The sound is a very high pitched shriek.

840
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:47,560
And it's peeped three times.

841
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:49,660
And then a final long fourth time.

842
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,840
In this style.

843
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:56,200
That was three times.

844
00:50:56,580 --> 00:51:01,520
And that signifies the end of the first half of regulation time.

845
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:04,520
Plus additional injury time.

846
00:51:04,720 --> 00:51:08,860
To the end of the first half of soccer.

847
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,100
In this.

848
00:51:11,220 --> 00:51:14,960
The UEFA European Champions League.

849
00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:16,080
Final.

850
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:18,260
Live and direct.

851
00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:20,860
From the Dragon Stadium of Portugal.

852
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:21,860
Featuring.

853
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,000
Manchester.

854
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,080
City.

855
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,080
And.

856
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,300
Chelsea.

857
00:51:27,660 --> 00:51:28,940
It's 1-0.

858
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,200
At the moment.

859
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,440
To Chelsea.

860
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:35,140
Thank you very much there.

861
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,160
Dance Pig.

862
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,400
For the tip.

863
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,520
I hope you're doing well.

864
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:39,980
Dance Pig.

865
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,400
Who says.

866
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:41,120
Patrick.

867
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,240
Brendan.

868
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:43,200
Tim.

869
00:51:43,760 --> 00:51:44,040
And.

870
00:51:44,380 --> 00:51:44,740
Canice.

871
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:46,840
Over in Berlin.

872
00:51:46,960 --> 00:51:47,980
Are listening to techno.

873
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:48,480
And doing.

874
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:49,960
I won't say the other bit.

875
00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:51,660
We've heard enough.

876
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:52,700
And we've seen enough.

877
00:51:53,060 --> 00:51:53,720
Come home.

878
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,360
We're all worried about you.

879
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:57,220
And you won't get into trouble.

880
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,700
We swear all is forgiven.

881
00:51:58,700 --> 00:52:00,800
All right.

882
00:52:00,900 --> 00:52:01,020
Okay.

883
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:01,840
So Dance Pig.

884
00:52:01,940 --> 00:52:02,640
Is saying that.

885
00:52:02,780 --> 00:52:02,920
Okay.

886
00:52:03,980 --> 00:52:04,940
Probably a bit jealous.

887
00:52:05,100 --> 00:52:05,520
Or something.

888
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,120
That Patrick.

889
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:06,600
Brendan.

890
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,000
Tim.

891
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,560
And Canice.

892
00:52:07,600 --> 00:52:08,360
Are over in Berlin.

893
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,320
Listening to techno.

894
00:52:09,500 --> 00:52:09,800
And doing.

895
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,160
What we won't be able to read out.

896
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:13,500
On the stream.

897
00:52:13,620 --> 00:52:14,740
But fair play to you lads.

898
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,060
Take that thing off the screen there.

899
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,960
Hopefully we won't get.

900
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:19,520
Jam dazzled.

901
00:52:19,620 --> 00:52:20,740
By the UEFA Euro.

902
00:52:21,220 --> 00:52:22,020
Copyright boys.

903
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:23,180
But so far.

904
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:24,520
You're enjoying what you're seeing.

905
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:25,000
Francis.

906
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:26,920
I am indeed.

907
00:52:27,360 --> 00:52:28,300
I gotta tell you something.

908
00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:30,080
It's really put the cat.

909
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:30,820
Amongst the pigeons.

910
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:32,500
Because we never anticipated.

911
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:33,400
This scenario.

912
00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:34,080
At all.

913
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:34,880
What we wanted.

914
00:52:35,260 --> 00:52:36,160
Was a situation.

915
00:52:36,160 --> 00:52:37,320
Where there was goals.

916
00:52:37,560 --> 00:52:37,980
Goals.

917
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,420
Goals.

918
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:39,500
We haven't got that.

919
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:40,960
But we haven't got.

920
00:52:41,180 --> 00:52:41,900
The opposite.

921
00:52:42,080 --> 00:52:42,900
The antithesis.

922
00:52:42,900 --> 00:52:43,680
Of a good game.

923
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:44,520
We've got.

924
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,260
A mediocre game.

925
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,200
But it's interesting.

926
00:52:49,340 --> 00:52:50,420
Because Man City.

927
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,760
Are the team to beat here.

928
00:52:53,180 --> 00:52:54,160
And they're being bet.

929
00:52:54,220 --> 00:52:54,760
At the moment.

930
00:52:55,200 --> 00:52:55,800
Whether or not.

931
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:56,840
They can come up.

932
00:52:56,880 --> 00:52:57,460
With something.

933
00:52:57,620 --> 00:52:58,720
In the second half.

934
00:52:59,280 --> 00:53:00,360
Turn things around.

935
00:53:00,360 --> 00:53:01,020
We know.

936
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:02,260
They're well capable of it.

937
00:53:02,660 --> 00:53:03,180
But.

938
00:53:03,340 --> 00:53:04,180
We've seen them.

939
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:05,120
Not do it.

940
00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:05,680
At times.

941
00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:06,620
Especially against.

942
00:53:06,720 --> 00:53:07,380
Leeds United.

943
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:07,780
There.

944
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,100
About.

945
00:53:09,140 --> 00:53:09,780
Four or five.

946
00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:10,520
Matches ago.

947
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:11,520
When they just.

948
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:12,620
Could not.

949
00:53:12,860 --> 00:53:13,380
Wake up.

950
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:14,180
Granted.

951
00:53:14,580 --> 00:53:15,500
They didn't have.

952
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,560
Their folding on the pitch.

953
00:53:16,620 --> 00:53:16,940
That day.

954
00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:17,740
They didn't have.

955
00:53:17,820 --> 00:53:18,220
De Bruyne.

956
00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:19,260
They didn't have.

957
00:53:19,660 --> 00:53:20,720
Sterling on the pitch.

958
00:53:20,800 --> 00:53:21,040
I'm.

959
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,320
I'm.

960
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:21,620
I'm.

961
00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,600
Certain they didn't.

962
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:23,640
But.

963
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,980
That said.

964
00:53:25,880 --> 00:53:26,840
They need to have.

965
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,780
A better defensive.

966
00:53:27,780 --> 00:53:28,460
Set up.

967
00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,700
And not be falling asleep.

968
00:53:29,700 --> 00:53:30,860
The way that they did there.

969
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,220
They let Kai Havertz through.

970
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:32,820
On goal.

971
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,180
It was a.

972
00:53:34,180 --> 00:53:34,900
A nice.

973
00:53:35,020 --> 00:53:35,800
Lovely through ball.

974
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:36,760
But it wasn't like.

975
00:53:36,820 --> 00:53:37,540
They had to have.

976
00:53:37,740 --> 00:53:38,540
Amazing awareness.

977
00:53:38,540 --> 00:53:39,580
To be able to thread it.

978
00:53:39,820 --> 00:53:40,960
Because there was a gap.

979
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:42,400
A bloody bus.

980
00:53:42,540 --> 00:53:43,120
Or lorry.

981
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,060
Could have been parked.

982
00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:44,620
In the gap.

983
00:53:44,740 --> 00:53:46,020
Between the two centre backs.

984
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:47,460
There for Manchester City.

985
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:49,900
And fair play to Havertz.

986
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,320
For having the cojones.

987
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:52,900
To go one on one.

988
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,940
Take it past.

989
00:53:54,340 --> 00:53:54,760
The keeper.

990
00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:55,840
And slot it in.

991
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:57,640
When he could have taken.

992
00:53:57,740 --> 00:53:58,840
A long range punt at goal.

993
00:53:59,140 --> 00:53:59,540
But no.

994
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,600
I'm really impressed.

995
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:01,360
With the way it's.

996
00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,300
Turned out so far.

997
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:03,160
It's not a shit.

998
00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:04,020
Boring game.

999
00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:05,660
It's not an amazing game.

1000
00:54:05,700 --> 00:54:06,780
But it's got the makings.

1001
00:54:06,980 --> 00:54:08,400
Of something that could be really good.

1002
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:09,580
Should Man City.

1003
00:54:09,860 --> 00:54:10,580
Step up the.

1004
00:54:10,700 --> 00:54:11,480
The pace.

1005
00:54:13,420 --> 00:54:14,720
Thanks very much for that.

1006
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:15,740
Tip.

1007
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:16,420
Tobes.

1008
00:54:16,900 --> 00:54:17,500
And for that.

1009
00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,420
Analysis there.

1010
00:54:18,520 --> 00:54:19,000
Francis.

1011
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,460
No problem Tom.

1012
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,080
Tobes.

1013
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:22,640
Says.

1014
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,740
Tommy Coyne.

1015
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:24,980
Is live.

1016
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:25,400
Look.

1017
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:26,340
We don't know about that.

1018
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:26,660
There's.

1019
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,080
There's a lot of murky.

1020
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:30,440
There's a HSE data hack.

1021
00:54:30,560 --> 00:54:31,080
Has gone on.

1022
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,880
We also have reason to believe.

1023
00:54:33,120 --> 00:54:33,280
That.

1024
00:54:33,660 --> 00:54:34,720
The same people.

1025
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,200
Who had.

1026
00:54:35,500 --> 00:54:36,820
Broken into the HSE.

1027
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:38,020
Have now.

1028
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:38,920
Started.

1029
00:54:39,940 --> 00:54:40,980
Trying to release.

1030
00:54:41,100 --> 00:54:41,740
Tommy Coyne.

1031
00:54:43,900 --> 00:54:45,520
This is not a drill everyone.

1032
00:54:45,780 --> 00:54:46,960
If you have just tuned in.

1033
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:47,240
With.

1034
00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:49,480
Some serious news.

1035
00:54:50,620 --> 00:54:51,780
At around 345.

1036
00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:52,800
This afternoon.

1037
00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:56,820
Two F-16s.

1038
00:54:56,820 --> 00:54:57,880
Set off from Galena.

1039
00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,640
And they were headed your way.

1040
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:00,880
Around.

1041
00:55:01,540 --> 00:55:02,100
345.

1042
00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,040
Local time.

1043
00:55:03,180 --> 00:55:03,680
Paris.

1044
00:55:04,340 --> 00:55:05,280
Stephen Donnelly.

1045
00:55:05,280 --> 00:55:06,560
Received a text message.

1046
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,880
To say that the HSE data hack.

1047
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:10,240
Had been reversed.

1048
00:55:10,860 --> 00:55:11,080
But.

1049
00:55:11,440 --> 00:55:12,900
That the crushing news.

1050
00:55:12,900 --> 00:55:14,360
Was that Tommy Coyne.

1051
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,560
Might now be live.

1052
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,240
With no.

1053
00:55:17,460 --> 00:55:18,520
With no knowledge.

1054
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:20,160
To the proprietors.

1055
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:20,700
Or in.

1056
00:55:20,940 --> 00:55:21,500
Originators.

1057
00:55:21,500 --> 00:55:22,720
Of the Tommy Coyne.

1058
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,000
IPO.

1059
00:55:24,500 --> 00:55:26,140
Or even the coin itself.

1060
00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:26,480
Which.

1061
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:27,440
To my knowledge.

1062
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,800
Is currently being mined.

1063
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:30,920
In a village.

1064
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,440
Undisclosed location.

1065
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:33,460
Just outside of.

1066
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:34,240
Shligo town.

1067
00:55:36,020 --> 00:55:36,500
Now.

1068
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,880
Where does that leave us.

1069
00:55:37,940 --> 00:55:38,480
We don't know.

1070
00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,000
Because these HSE boys.

1071
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:41,440
They're a cybersec.

1072
00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:42,560
Cyber security.

1073
00:55:42,720 --> 00:55:43,540
Lulsec group.

1074
00:55:43,920 --> 00:55:45,720
They have control over coins.

1075
00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,900
They're posing as different people.

1076
00:55:48,020 --> 00:55:49,080
They have your PPS.

1077
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:50,360
They have your data.

1078
00:55:50,860 --> 00:55:52,340
And they could be ringing you up.

1079
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:54,100
And trying to sell you Tommy Coyne.

1080
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,220
Do not answer that call.

1081
00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:58,420
Put that phone down.

1082
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:00,220
As soon as you pick up the phone.

1083
00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:00,960
And press answer.

1084
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:01,680
Put it down.

1085
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,400
Make sure you hang up.

1086
00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:04,340
Before you put it down.

1087
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:05,580
But don't.

1088
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,320
Buy.

1089
00:56:07,040 --> 00:56:07,640
Tommy Coyne.

1090
00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,160
Off people.

1091
00:56:08,640 --> 00:56:09,500
Who aren't Tommy.

1092
00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,040
That's all I'm saying.

1093
00:56:11,700 --> 00:56:12,520
You'd want to watch out.

1094
00:56:12,620 --> 00:56:13,020
You'd want to.

1095
00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:13,780
You'd want to.

1096
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:14,520
You'd want to.

1097
00:56:14,520 --> 00:56:16,340
Sort out your I's.

1098
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,280
And dot your T's.

1099
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,700
Champions League.

1100
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,620
Halftime sponsor.

1101
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,720
Haiku Klan McCart.

1102
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:21,480
Thanks very much.

1103
00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:22,580
I hope you're getting on well.

1104
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:23,600
How are you getting on?

1105
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,120
Claude McCart.

1106
00:56:24,180 --> 00:56:25,420
Thanks very much for the money man.

1107
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:26,580
I hope you're doing well.

1108
00:56:26,740 --> 00:56:27,640
And it's a great.

1109
00:56:27,720 --> 00:56:27,940
Great.

1110
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:28,760
Great scenario.

1111
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:29,880
To be able to.

1112
00:56:30,100 --> 00:56:30,800
Blast out.

1113
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:31,600
Another.

1114
00:56:32,040 --> 00:56:32,840
Few lines.

1115
00:56:33,940 --> 00:56:34,660
Of poetry.

1116
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:36,200
Last night.

1117
00:56:36,200 --> 00:56:37,440
I dreamt me.

1118
00:56:37,860 --> 00:56:39,280
And Billy Bette were friends.

1119
00:56:39,720 --> 00:56:40,240
He said.

1120
00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:42,360
My runners were cool.

1121
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,340
Is that even.

1122
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:44,700
That's.

1123
00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:45,700
That's a nice poem.

1124
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,440
Is it a haiku though?

1125
00:56:48,520 --> 00:56:50,280
I think it's three lines.

1126
00:56:50,740 --> 00:56:54,240
I think it's three lines Tom.

1127
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,740
Great stuff.

1128
00:56:57,420 --> 00:56:57,820
And.

1129
00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:00,540
It's great to promote.

1130
00:57:00,540 --> 00:57:01,400
Billy Bette as well.

1131
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,220
That's another thing.

1132
00:57:02,300 --> 00:57:03,320
We've got great community.

1133
00:57:03,920 --> 00:57:04,700
That's kind of.

1134
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,180
It's self promotion.

1135
00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:06,520
It's.

1136
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:06,840
It's.

1137
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,440
It's utilizing.

1138
00:57:09,000 --> 00:57:10,440
The goodwill and nature.

1139
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:12,000
Of the community.

1140
00:57:12,200 --> 00:57:13,700
To spread awareness.

1141
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:14,280
Thank you.

1142
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:14,940
About a company.

1143
00:57:14,940 --> 00:57:16,660
That's doing so much good work.

1144
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:18,300
The unsung heroes.

1145
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:19,000
Of society.

1146
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:19,600
I would say.

1147
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,100
The people who are on Billy Bette.

1148
00:57:21,180 --> 00:57:21,740
Two for seven.

1149
00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:22,140
Because.

1150
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:24,600
You don't know how many hours.

1151
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,560
How much time.

1152
00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:28,300
You can.

1153
00:57:28,300 --> 00:57:28,300
You can.

1154
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:28,940
While away.

1155
00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:29,760
Do you know.

1156
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,960
Forgetting all your troubles.

1157
00:57:32,100 --> 00:57:32,380
You know.

1158
00:57:32,380 --> 00:57:33,880
Watching these football matches.

1159
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:34,800
That are.

1160
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:35,620
On telly.

1161
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,900
And even if they're not on telly.

1162
00:57:36,900 --> 00:57:38,200
Even if they are in Brazil.

1163
00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,660
Or they're in Belarus.

1164
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,820
You can still be able to find.

1165
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,420
A fucking market for it.

1166
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:44,360
On Billy Bette.

1167
00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:44,820
And.

1168
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,980
You'll be able to watch his stream as well.

1169
00:57:47,780 --> 00:57:48,060
You know.

1170
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

1171
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,900
We went through a bit of a weak spell.

1172
00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:51,960
Ourselves.

1173
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:52,560
In being.

1174
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:53,980
In not being able to secure.

1175
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:55,380
A decent stream of the match.

1176
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:56,280
But what.

1177
00:57:56,460 --> 00:57:57,620
I gotta say.

1178
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:58,460
Is.

1179
00:57:58,640 --> 00:57:59,520
About this.

1180
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,920
Champions League final.

1181
00:58:01,180 --> 00:58:02,020
And the Europa League.

1182
00:58:02,260 --> 00:58:03,660
Champions League final.

1183
00:58:03,940 --> 00:58:04,680
The other day.

1184
00:58:05,180 --> 00:58:07,280
The Europa Champions League final.

1185
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,280
The Europa Champions League final.

1186
00:58:09,380 --> 00:58:09,780
The other day.

1187
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:10,360
And this.

1188
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:11,800
Champions League final here.

1189
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,560
Which is just the Champions League final.

1190
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:14,280
Thanks for the tip.

1191
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:16,440
What's great about that.

1192
00:58:16,860 --> 00:58:17,420
Thanks very much.

1193
00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,220
On the lads 69.

1194
00:58:18,680 --> 00:58:19,660
What's great about that.

1195
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,000
Is.

1196
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,540
Oh Liam Gallagher's in the audience.

1197
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,600
And so is the brother.

1198
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,760
So is the other brother.

1199
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:25,100
Handbags.

1200
00:58:25,640 --> 00:58:26,280
We've got.

1201
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,320
We've got word.

1202
00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:29,940
Unless that's back at Main Road.

1203
00:58:30,140 --> 00:58:30,200
Or.

1204
00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,660
Unless that's back at the Etihad.

1205
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:32,780
Or.

1206
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:33,620
We don't know.

1207
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,100
But we just saw a shot there.

1208
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:35,360
Of.

1209
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:35,680
Fucking.

1210
00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,140
Liam Gallagher.

1211
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:38,600
And then Noel Gallagher.

1212
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:39,020
As well.

1213
00:58:39,080 --> 00:58:40,100
In the same stadium.

1214
00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:41,540
But they're not sitting together.

1215
00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:43,320
Crazy bit of business.

1216
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,580
Crazy bit of business.

1217
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:44,820
Indeed.

1218
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:45,440
Killian Harrington.

1219
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,440
Thanks very much for the tip.

1220
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,040
I will drink a nagging for every goal.

1221
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,680
Chelsea score.

1222
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,660
Tommy Coyne to the moon.

1223
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:51,320
Tommy Coyne millionaire.

1224
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,000
Who are you rooting for Tommy?

1225
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,460
I want to see a good game.

1226
00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:56,480
I want to see a good game.

1227
00:58:56,980 --> 00:58:57,680
That's it really.

1228
00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:58,140
So I mean.

1229
00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,220
But in terms of winning.

1230
00:59:01,260 --> 00:59:01,900
I don't know.

1231
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:02,520
I don't really.

1232
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:03,680
I don't.

1233
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,880
I don't want either of them to win.

1234
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:06,160
You know.

1235
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:06,860
That kind of way.

1236
00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:07,340
Thanks for the tip.

1237
00:59:11,700 --> 00:59:12,100
Maybe.

1238
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,280
Thank you very much for the tip.

1239
00:59:13,640 --> 00:59:14,580
Montague big boys.

1240
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,740
Shout out to the Montague big boys.

1241
00:59:16,820 --> 00:59:17,340
Bad boys.

1242
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:18,920
Before they move out of Port Stewart.

1243
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,580
We hope you're doing well lads.

1244
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:22,920
But I'd say maybe Chelsea.

1245
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:23,380
Maybe.

1246
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:25,200
But.

1247
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:29,960
There's been no style as of yet.

1248
00:59:30,200 --> 00:59:30,480
Do you know.

1249
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:31,420
I want to see.

1250
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:33,700
I don't mind who wins this match.

1251
00:59:33,720 --> 00:59:36,040
As long as there's a bit of style about it.

1252
00:59:36,680 --> 00:59:36,920
And.

1253
00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:37,880
Unfortunately.

1254
00:59:38,000 --> 00:59:39,160
Champions League finals.

1255
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:41,560
Underwhelming.

1256
00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:42,820
A lot of the time.

1257
00:59:42,920 --> 00:59:43,340
You know.

1258
00:59:44,100 --> 00:59:44,300
Yeah.

1259
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:44,480
Yeah.

1260
00:59:44,520 --> 00:59:44,760
I mean.

1261
00:59:44,860 --> 00:59:46,140
When was the last good one.

1262
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:46,540
Liverpool.

1263
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:47,540
And fucking.

1264
00:59:47,880 --> 00:59:48,280
Istanbul.

1265
00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:49,980
I can't remember anything.

1266
00:59:49,980 --> 00:59:51,360
That was as mad as that.

1267
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:52,520
And.

1268
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:54,540
But there's been some stylistic wins.

1269
00:59:54,540 --> 00:59:54,960
Of course.

1270
00:59:55,080 --> 00:59:56,520
But anything where it's like.

1271
00:59:56,820 --> 00:59:57,260
Complete.

1272
00:59:57,260 --> 00:59:58,260
Utter.

1273
00:59:58,580 --> 00:59:59,140
Turn around.

1274
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:00,100
Turn up for the books.

1275
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:02,100
Hasn't happened in a while.

1276
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,800
And I can't see it happening here tonight.

1277
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:04,340
Unfortunately.

1278
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:06,180
What I can see is maybe.

1279
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:07,140
Man City coming out.

1280
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:08,240
And getting real.

1281
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,920
Really real about it.

1282
01:00:09,980 --> 01:00:11,200
And just dragging the bull.

1283
01:00:11,300 --> 01:00:11,980
By the horns.

1284
01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,980
Out of the fucking pen.

1285
01:00:14,540 --> 01:00:15,200
And saying to it.

1286
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:15,620
Go on.

1287
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:17,300
Go and do a bit of work there.

1288
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:17,780
The fuck.

1289
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,500
Crazy bit of business.

1290
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:20,620
Thanks very much there.

1291
01:00:20,740 --> 01:00:21,500
HondaLad69.

1292
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,960
And TommyCoyMillionaire.

1293
01:00:23,340 --> 01:00:24,620
And RasmusPom.

1294
01:00:24,620 --> 01:00:25,360
Or Gazprom.

1295
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:26,360
Thanks for the stream.

1296
01:00:26,460 --> 01:00:27,220
From Gazprom.

1297
01:00:27,220 --> 01:00:29,500
Which is a Russian.

1298
01:00:29,740 --> 01:00:30,920
Slash Eurasian.

1299
01:00:31,500 --> 01:00:32,840
Gas conglomerate.

1300
01:00:32,940 --> 01:00:33,420
Magnet.

1301
01:00:33,940 --> 01:00:35,140
Which makes a lot of money.

1302
01:00:35,340 --> 01:00:36,680
Out of the football as well.

1303
01:00:36,740 --> 01:00:37,160
I believe.

1304
01:00:37,380 --> 01:00:39,180
Because there's a lot of Gazprom hoardings.

1305
01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:39,980
At the side of the.

1306
01:00:40,540 --> 01:00:41,060
Pitch.

1307
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,680
And any markets for those Gazprom hoardings.

1308
01:00:44,540 --> 01:00:44,980
Francis.

1309
01:00:45,520 --> 01:00:45,780
Yep.

1310
01:00:46,060 --> 01:00:46,680
You can gamble.

1311
01:00:46,680 --> 01:00:47,320
You can gamble.

1312
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:47,340
You can gamble.

1313
01:00:47,340 --> 01:00:48,560
On how many times.

1314
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:48,780
And.

1315
01:00:48,780 --> 01:00:50,100
Angolo Kante.

1316
01:00:50,100 --> 01:00:53,380
Will slide into a Gazprom hoarding.

1317
01:00:53,380 --> 01:00:54,500
At the side of the pitch.

1318
01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:55,880
In the second half.

1319
01:00:55,880 --> 01:00:56,860
And also.

1320
01:00:56,860 --> 01:00:57,860
How many times.

1321
01:00:58,020 --> 01:00:58,660
Chilwell.

1322
01:00:58,660 --> 01:00:59,520
Will put.

1323
01:00:59,520 --> 01:01:00,580
A cross in.

1324
01:01:00,580 --> 01:01:01,420
That won't.

1325
01:01:01,620 --> 01:01:02,480
Meet its target.

1326
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:03,720
But will meet.

1327
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,340
An advertising hoarding.

1328
01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:07,320
For Screwfix.

1329
01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:09,220
I'm not sure.

1330
01:01:09,340 --> 01:01:10,400
If the Champions League.

1331
01:01:10,580 --> 01:01:11,420
Have Screwfix.

1332
01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,080
As a sponsor.

1333
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:13,400
But.

1334
01:01:14,080 --> 01:01:14,800
The market.

1335
01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:15,680
Is there.

1336
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:16,180
Anyway.

1337
01:01:16,460 --> 01:01:17,280
And unfortunately.

1338
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:18,280
There is no warning.

1339
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:19,120
On those markets.

1340
01:01:19,120 --> 01:01:20,060
To say whether or not.

1341
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:20,500
They're alive.

1342
01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:20,720
So.

1343
01:01:21,160 --> 01:01:22,400
You are at your own risk.

1344
01:01:22,500 --> 01:01:22,920
If you use.

1345
01:01:22,920 --> 01:01:24,120
Billy bet 247.

1346
01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,820
Be careful.

1347
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:27,080
Because some of the markets.

1348
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:28,560
Aren't even.

1349
01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:29,400
Live.

1350
01:01:29,680 --> 01:01:30,120
But.

1351
01:01:30,340 --> 01:01:31,020
It will still.

1352
01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:31,900
Take your money.

1353
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,900
A bit of a problem there.

1354
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:33,820
One of the major.

1355
01:01:34,260 --> 01:01:34,740
Gripes.

1356
01:01:34,880 --> 01:01:35,620
About the app.

1357
01:01:36,100 --> 01:01:36,800
And there's been.

1358
01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:37,900
A lot of.

1359
01:01:37,900 --> 01:01:39,320
FAQ.

1360
01:01:39,460 --> 01:01:39,880
Bashing.

1361
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:41,120
There's almost.

1362
01:01:41,240 --> 01:01:42,080
A DDOS.

1363
01:01:42,380 --> 01:01:42,700
Attack.

1364
01:01:42,700 --> 01:01:43,180
On the.

1365
01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:44,320
On the FAQ.

1366
01:01:44,440 --> 01:01:44,780
Section.

1367
01:01:44,900 --> 01:01:45,580
Of the Billy bet.

1368
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,180
Web page.

1369
01:01:46,300 --> 01:01:46,760
Because there was.

1370
01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,480
So many people.

1371
01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:48,000
Trying to.

1372
01:01:48,700 --> 01:01:50,020
Wonder why the app.

1373
01:01:50,120 --> 01:01:50,880
Was taking money.

1374
01:01:50,940 --> 01:01:51,360
Off them.

1375
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:51,980
And.

1376
01:01:52,340 --> 01:01:52,780
Unfortunately.

1377
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:53,880
It's not stolen.

1378
01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:54,780
Cash lads.

1379
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,000
So you can't.

1380
01:01:56,020 --> 01:01:56,580
Get it back.

1381
01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:58,340
There is small print.

1382
01:01:58,400 --> 01:01:58,940
On the website.

1383
01:01:58,940 --> 01:01:59,600
That says.

1384
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:00,540
They do keep.

1385
01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:01,540
Everything you give them.

1386
01:02:02,300 --> 01:02:02,640
And.

1387
01:02:02,900 --> 01:02:03,300
Also.

1388
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:03,780
Bets.

1389
01:02:03,960 --> 01:02:04,580
And payouts.

1390
01:02:04,740 --> 01:02:04,880
Are.

1391
01:02:04,980 --> 01:02:05,920
Are liable.

1392
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:07,680
To.

1393
01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,940
To avoid.

1394
01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,880
If the circumstances.

1395
01:02:10,880 --> 01:02:11,920
Is scrutinized.

1396
01:02:12,000 --> 01:02:12,820
By an independent.

1397
01:02:13,060 --> 01:02:13,780
Indudicator.

1398
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,420
To have.

1399
01:02:14,860 --> 01:02:16,060
Been the subject.

1400
01:02:16,460 --> 01:02:17,440
Of foul play.

1401
01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:18,760
And or.

1402
01:02:20,020 --> 01:02:20,540
Conspiratorial.

1403
01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:21,340
Overtones.

1404
01:02:21,560 --> 01:02:22,480
Your winnings.

1405
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:23,200
And stake.

1406
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,540
May be a jeopardy.

1407
01:02:24,620 --> 01:02:25,100
I am.

1408
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:25,900
Obliged to.

1409
01:02:26,200 --> 01:02:27,340
Put that news out there.

1410
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:28,220
Super Lemon.

1411
01:02:28,340 --> 01:02:28,680
Hayes.

1412
01:02:28,720 --> 01:02:29,600
Thank you very much.

1413
01:02:29,640 --> 01:02:30,180
For the tip.

1414
01:02:31,180 --> 01:02:31,980
Thanks very much.

1415
01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:32,440
Hayes.

1416
01:02:32,660 --> 01:02:33,500
Hope you're doing well.

1417
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:34,420
And of course.

1418
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:40,580
Captain Sack, the man, the mystery, the myth, the man.

1419
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:46,420
Maybe not even a man, but the captain, the sack man.

1420
01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:54,020
Gemma, thank you.

1421
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,400
Gemma, thanks very much.

1422
01:02:56,920 --> 01:02:58,040
What went on then, Tom?

1423
01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:04,540
It was like you were using my phone to talk out of it.

1424
01:03:04,540 --> 01:03:07,480
It was like that.

1425
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,980
Thanks very much, Gemma, for the tip there.

1426
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,040
Gemma's not enjoying the football.

1427
01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,880
Tommy, could you tell her to wake up?

1428
01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:18,740
I'm afraid not.

1429
01:03:19,100 --> 01:03:23,960
I'm going to take a little slug of this fancy cocktail that was handed to me before the match.

1430
01:03:24,880 --> 01:03:26,100
What's the story with it, Tom?

1431
01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:26,500
What is it?

1432
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,340
One of those flying flamingos, is it?

1433
01:03:29,040 --> 01:03:30,000
You hit the nail on the head.

1434
01:03:30,080 --> 01:03:31,060
It's not even a cocktail.

1435
01:03:32,260 --> 01:03:34,100
It's a hard seltzer.

1436
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,740
It's like sparkling water.

1437
01:03:44,740 --> 01:03:45,360
Verdict, Tom?

1438
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:47,260
Yeah.

1439
01:03:48,220 --> 01:03:48,700
You wouldn't?

1440
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:49,220
You wouldn't?

1441
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,060
I wouldn't go on them for the night, anyway.

1442
01:03:51,900 --> 01:03:52,460
Thanks for the tip.

1443
01:03:52,960 --> 01:03:53,920
I'd stout it up.

1444
01:03:53,920 --> 01:03:55,940
There was only no clean glasses in the house.

1445
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,200
I couldn't stout it up.

1446
01:03:57,460 --> 01:03:59,940
Liam Gallagher is definitely there, lads.

1447
01:04:01,180 --> 01:04:02,740
He's looking dodgy.

1448
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:03,780
He's got the hood up.

1449
01:04:03,980 --> 01:04:05,080
He's hanging with fans.

1450
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:12,560
And I wonder there is Noel hanging out with the fans.

1451
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:19,400
I'd say Noel might be in a corporate box scenario.

1452
01:04:19,400 --> 01:04:21,520
Although we did see a cutaway of Noel Gallagher.

1453
01:04:22,080 --> 01:04:24,760
Didn't look like he was in a box.

1454
01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:26,540
Didn't look like he was in a box.

1455
01:04:27,340 --> 01:04:29,120
But he was in his box.

1456
01:04:29,200 --> 01:04:30,600
He wasn't off his box.

1457
01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:35,260
And he was flanked by a couple of fellas.

1458
01:04:36,100 --> 01:04:44,480
But it seems as though Liam has utilized this opportunity in a political sideswipe at his brother

1459
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:51,360
to show that he is indeed the man of the people out of the two brothers of Oasis.

1460
01:04:52,260 --> 01:04:52,780
Yeah.

1461
01:04:53,680 --> 01:05:00,480
Any fans, music fans or Oasis fans or anything like that will be interested to know that the

1462
01:05:00,480 --> 01:05:03,580
match on the pitch is not the only battle here.

1463
01:05:03,580 --> 01:05:08,900
It's the battle for good PR based on the two brothers from Oasis.

1464
01:05:09,780 --> 01:05:13,400
And one of them is going around hanging out with the fans, the real people.

1465
01:05:14,500 --> 01:05:16,060
And the other one isn't.

1466
01:05:17,020 --> 01:05:21,360
So it's a bit of a PR blow to Noel Gallagher.

1467
01:05:21,780 --> 01:05:26,980
Because the younger brother is going around just being sound to people, you know.

1468
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:30,320
Whereas it looks like Noel might be a bit more up his own arse.

1469
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:31,780
We don't know yet.

1470
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,260
Yeah.

1471
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:39,960
And it's for years maybe it's been bottling up because Liam was always seen as kind of the hellraiser.

1472
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:46,240
And it was Noel who did the music and all that stuff, you know, and he controls the scenario.

1473
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:48,600
But now Liam's coming back.

1474
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:53,900
And he's coming back in style with a hoodie on in the stands.

1475
01:05:54,260 --> 01:06:02,760
With a load of stands to use a commonplace nowadays term for fans who are hanging around him.

1476
01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:04,340
It's a crazy bit of business.

1477
01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:05,840
It's 1-0 to Chelsea.

1478
01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:11,580
It'd be great actually knowing that the Gallagher brothers are there if Man City get beat.

1479
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,880
There's a bit of spite in that.

1480
01:06:14,440 --> 01:06:16,560
I understand it's not fucking classy.

1481
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:18,800
But that's just the way it is.

1482
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,660
Would you rather I lie to you or do you want me to give it to you straight?

1483
01:06:22,260 --> 01:06:23,440
Well, I don't care.

1484
01:06:24,440 --> 01:06:25,900
You can be honest with me anyway.

1485
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:27,360
I'm not sure what the viewer thinks.

1486
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:27,880
But anyway.

1487
01:06:28,940 --> 01:06:32,120
Whether or not it's gonna...

1488
01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:36,420
It might bring the two Oasis brothers together if Man City get beat.

1489
01:06:36,480 --> 01:06:37,560
If Man City win.

1490
01:06:38,260 --> 01:06:40,740
Imagine the scenes afterwards if Man City win.

1491
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:44,760
Liam Gallagher might go on the piss with a load of people outside the stadium then.

1492
01:06:45,300 --> 01:06:52,980
And then you'd have Noel Gallagher who would have to try and make it look like he's also a band of the people.

1493
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:54,880
He might have to do it under duress.

1494
01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:56,240
But he probably won't.

1495
01:06:56,900 --> 01:07:06,240
Imagine if there's footage then later on of Liam Gallagher with the fucking Champions League trophy in a gaff party with Guardiola.

1496
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:10,260
And they're listening to fucking rock tunes and stuff like that.

1497
01:07:11,180 --> 01:07:12,860
General raucous behaviour.

1498
01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:14,360
Crazy stuff.

1499
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,860
It just probably won't happen though.

1500
01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,600
Would be mad to see it.

1501
01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,980
Would be mad to see it actually.

1502
01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:24,180
And Liam Gallagher going fucking absolutely mad for it.

1503
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,560
On the sauce.

1504
01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,140
And just doing what he does best.

1505
01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:34,280
Maybe doing Wonderwall covers in the corner of a gaff at 4am in Portugal.

1506
01:07:34,860 --> 01:07:37,960
With Guardiola and the rest of the Man City boys.

1507
01:07:38,360 --> 01:07:44,060
And probably like numerous other Man City hangers on and langers.

1508
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:47,400
Crazy bit of business here.

1509
01:07:47,500 --> 01:07:48,540
Stirling taking down.

1510
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:51,580
Man City looking frustrated here.

1511
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,020
As they start the second half.

1512
01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:56,300
And Rhys James again.

1513
01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:58,780
A very strong presence.

1514
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,380
He's done well.

1515
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,640
So far for Chelsea.

1516
01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,000
He's hard to deal with.

1517
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,880
For the Man City players.

1518
01:08:06,340 --> 01:08:07,900
And he's all over the pitch.

1519
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,600
He's an omnipresent presence.

1520
01:08:11,100 --> 01:08:12,480
Here comes Kevin De Bruyne now.

1521
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,920
About to launch a free kick.

1522
01:08:14,660 --> 01:08:16,500
25 yards out from goal.

1523
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,000
Mendy is getting his wall together.

1524
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:20,800
But it's about 30 yards actually.

1525
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:21,860
Long way.

1526
01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:23,040
It's probably going to go for.

1527
01:08:23,180 --> 01:08:25,160
Aim for the head of stones or someone.

1528
01:08:26,120 --> 01:08:27,800
There's a high line being played.

1529
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:29,720
Outside the box.

1530
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,260
Ball comes in from Foden.

1531
01:08:31,440 --> 01:08:33,860
It's picked up really easily by Angolo Kante.

1532
01:08:34,060 --> 01:08:35,680
On that right hand flank side.

1533
01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:37,540
And he launches the ball.

1534
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,560
At a Man City players arse.

1535
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:40,680
And it goes out.

1536
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:41,940
For a goal kick.

1537
01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:43,520
To Chelsea United here.

1538
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:45,100
47 minutes played.

1539
01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:47,380
Thanks very much.

1540
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:48,160
To awful.

1541
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,100
Oh effing class almighty.

1542
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:51,920
Thank you very much.

1543
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:52,640
And Gemma.

1544
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,620
Super Lemonheads.

1545
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:55,320
Captain Sack.

1546
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,340
Killian Harrington.

1547
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:57,840
And Tommy Coyne.

1548
01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:58,680
Thank you very much.

1549
01:08:58,740 --> 01:08:59,980
I hope you're doing well lads.

1550
01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:01,460
And that the world.

1551
01:09:01,940 --> 01:09:03,020
Is treating you well.

1552
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:05,240
As a Man City.

1553
01:09:05,240 --> 01:09:07,080
Are looking to treat this world.

1554
01:09:07,620 --> 01:09:08,480
Very well.

1555
01:09:08,720 --> 01:09:10,580
To a display of classy football.

1556
01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:12,780
But they haven't started doing it yet.

1557
01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:14,400
They'd want to pull the finger out.

1558
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,800
For 48 minutes.

1559
01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,440
We'll put that shot clock back on.

1560
01:09:17,500 --> 01:09:18,220
To the top there.

1561
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:19,360
In case you're wondering.

1562
01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:20,720
What time it is on the match.

1563
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,220
Check it out up there.

1564
01:09:22,220 --> 01:09:22,780
On the clock.

1565
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,120
In the top left hand corner.

1566
01:09:24,220 --> 01:09:24,800
Of the screen.

1567
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:25,940
Because right now.

1568
01:09:26,200 --> 01:09:27,820
We've got business to attend to.

1569
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:29,280
Business is booming.

1570
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:30,640
For a Man City.

1571
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,100
And business is good.

1572
01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:33,900
Because they're seeing a lot of the ball now.

1573
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,280
And they're passing it around.

1574
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,200
Nice and coolly.

1575
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:36,880
And.

1576
01:09:37,360 --> 01:09:37,840
Penis.

1577
01:09:37,940 --> 01:09:38,400
Land.

1578
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:38,920
Collective.

1579
01:09:39,020 --> 01:09:39,880
Thank you very much.

1580
01:09:40,560 --> 01:09:41,300
N'Golo Kante.

1581
01:09:41,620 --> 01:09:42,020
Disposition.

1582
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:44,660
N'Golo Kante.

1583
01:09:45,300 --> 01:09:45,700
Disposition.

1584
01:09:46,520 --> 01:09:46,920
Disposition.

1585
01:09:47,660 --> 01:09:48,060
Disposition.

1586
01:09:48,360 --> 01:09:49,120
He gives the ball.

1587
01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:50,200
Out to Ziyech.

1588
01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:51,880
He gives it away to Ziyech.

1589
01:09:51,940 --> 01:09:52,520
I beg your pardon.

1590
01:09:52,520 --> 01:09:53,520
He'll find Silva.

1591
01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:54,680
Bernardo Silva.

1592
01:09:55,240 --> 01:09:55,780
And Silva.

1593
01:09:56,280 --> 01:09:57,460
Up to Gundogan.

1594
01:09:57,760 --> 01:09:58,280
Gundogan.

1595
01:09:58,380 --> 01:09:59,260
Out to Kyle Walker.

1596
01:09:59,400 --> 01:09:59,680
Now.

1597
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:04,060
Chance to get the ball into the main zone here for Silva.

1598
01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:05,840
For Manchester City.

1599
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:06,780
Kyle Walker.

1600
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:07,640
Cross ball.

1601
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,460
Into the six yard area.

1602
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:10,840
And into the clutches.

1603
01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:12,680
Of Mendy.

1604
01:10:13,060 --> 01:10:13,860
For Chelsea.

1605
01:10:14,280 --> 01:10:15,900
And it wasn't a great ball.

1606
01:10:16,460 --> 01:10:17,700
On 49 minutes.

1607
01:10:18,700 --> 01:10:19,020
Yep.

1608
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,140
Not really.

1609
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,280
They didn't really have many options there.

1610
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:23,280
Manchester City.

1611
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:23,620
So.

1612
01:10:23,900 --> 01:10:27,200
It was a hit and hope kind of cross from Kyle Walker.

1613
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:28,140
Though.

1614
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:30,400
They play him so many times I'd say.

1615
01:10:30,620 --> 01:10:31,840
During the week in training.

1616
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,160
That.

1617
01:10:32,480 --> 01:10:34,760
There really is not much hope in it these days.

1618
01:10:34,840 --> 01:10:36,320
It's more or less just.

1619
01:10:36,780 --> 01:10:38,800
Racking up the chance averages.

1620
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:40,120
And seeing.

1621
01:10:40,120 --> 01:10:40,620
What.

1622
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:41,180
Shit.

1623
01:10:41,580 --> 01:10:41,980
Sticks.

1624
01:10:43,040 --> 01:10:44,800
It's a lot of averages Tom.

1625
01:10:45,200 --> 01:10:46,520
It's all about ratios.

1626
01:10:46,900 --> 01:10:47,480
It's all about.

1627
01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:48,120
Hit placements.

1628
01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:49,540
Hit markers.

1629
01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:51,520
Chances created.

1630
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:53,120
Expected goal differentials.

1631
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:55,420
It's all about the highs.

1632
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:56,200
The lows.

1633
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:57,900
The crushing realities.

1634
01:10:57,900 --> 01:11:00,000
The tepid realities.

1635
01:11:00,140 --> 01:11:00,580
Sometimes.

1636
01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:02,760
The reality that this is all.

1637
01:11:03,100 --> 01:11:05,480
Just not that fucking impressive whatsoever.

1638
01:11:05,980 --> 01:11:06,480
And then.

1639
01:11:06,900 --> 01:11:07,940
The deception.

1640
01:11:08,460 --> 01:11:09,080
And the fucking.

1641
01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:10,880
What's the other word for.

1642
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,060
When you delude yourself.

1643
01:11:12,580 --> 01:11:13,020
Delusion.

1644
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,180
The delusion.

1645
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:15,080
The self delusion.

1646
01:11:15,280 --> 01:11:15,720
That this.

1647
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:16,460
Is.

1648
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,420
The best.

1649
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:19,840
That entertainment and humanity can offer.

1650
01:11:19,840 --> 01:11:21,040
These are questions.

1651
01:11:21,040 --> 01:11:22,980
That otherwise might lurk in your mind.

1652
01:11:23,040 --> 01:11:24,200
You put off for another day.

1653
01:11:24,200 --> 01:11:25,200
Because it's just too.

1654
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:25,920
Blank.

1655
01:11:26,420 --> 01:11:27,420
To be able to pursue.

1656
01:11:27,420 --> 01:11:29,240
But we're here at the moment.

1657
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:30,720
Looking at the scoreline.

1658
01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:31,680
Of Manchester City.

1659
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,100
Zero.

1660
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,520
Chelsea.

1661
01:11:32,620 --> 01:11:32,880
One.

1662
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,260
And we're asking ourselves.

1663
01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,160
If this isn't it.

1664
01:11:36,500 --> 01:11:37,420
What is Tom?

1665
01:11:39,300 --> 01:11:39,780
Well.

1666
01:11:39,780 --> 01:11:40,740
We don't know what is.

1667
01:11:40,820 --> 01:11:42,060
But thanks very much everyone.

1668
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:43,200
For tuning in anyway.

1669
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,380
And also.

1670
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:45,960
Manchester City.

1671
01:11:46,360 --> 01:11:46,620
Now.

1672
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:48,860
Looking stronger again.

1673
01:11:49,080 --> 01:11:49,300
But.

1674
01:11:49,560 --> 01:11:50,380
Has to be said.

1675
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,860
Chelsea's defence.

1676
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,380
Is fantastical.

1677
01:11:53,540 --> 01:11:54,520
We said that.

1678
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:55,240
Against.

1679
01:11:55,480 --> 01:11:56,360
Real Madrid.

1680
01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:56,960
Did we not?

1681
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,460
They didn't get a looking time.

1682
01:12:00,580 --> 01:12:00,980
Yeah.

1683
01:12:02,620 --> 01:12:03,600
They didn't get a looking.

1684
01:12:04,300 --> 01:12:05,360
And there's no chance.

1685
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,360
For City here.

1686
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:07,920
To get a looking.

1687
01:12:08,000 --> 01:12:08,840
If they keep playing their way.

1688
01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:09,160
They're playing.

1689
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,000
There's no magic.

1690
01:12:11,620 --> 01:12:12,480
N'Golo Kante.

1691
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:13,640
Out to.

1692
01:12:14,060 --> 01:12:14,500
Havertz.

1693
01:12:14,800 --> 01:12:15,480
Then back.

1694
01:12:15,700 --> 01:12:15,860
To.

1695
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:16,420
Rudiger.

1696
01:12:16,420 --> 01:12:17,540
Right down the.

1697
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,220
The arse end of the pitch.

1698
01:12:19,700 --> 01:12:19,900
Now.

1699
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:20,740
He's finding.

1700
01:12:21,040 --> 01:12:22,080
Chilwell and Mount.

1701
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:22,620
Who.

1702
01:12:22,820 --> 01:12:23,540
Are trying to.

1703
01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:24,600
Do a bit of cheeky.

1704
01:12:24,620 --> 01:12:25,080
Two touch.

1705
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:25,920
On the left wing.

1706
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,300
But it doesn't work out for them.

1707
01:12:27,300 --> 01:12:27,700
Because.

1708
01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:29,260
There was zero reading.

1709
01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:29,980
In the passing.

1710
01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:30,840
On the intended.

1711
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:32,360
Direction of play.

1712
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:33,800
It's been.

1713
01:12:34,040 --> 01:12:34,660
Sniffed out.

1714
01:12:35,280 --> 01:12:35,500
By.

1715
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,640
Mansett here now.

1716
01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:38,440
And it's stones on the ball.

1717
01:12:38,840 --> 01:12:39,560
Out the back.

1718
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,000
Gap.

1719
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,000
And.

1720
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,240
They're passing it around.

1721
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:43,820
And trying to.

1722
01:12:44,420 --> 01:12:45,560
Trying to come up with something.

1723
01:12:45,560 --> 01:12:45,800
But.

1724
01:12:45,980 --> 01:12:47,640
It doesn't feel like there's any spark.

1725
01:12:47,980 --> 01:12:48,640
Here's De Bruyne.

1726
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:48,940
Now.

1727
01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:49,960
Talk about spark.

1728
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,440
Comes out the trap.

1729
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:53,440
Taken down by N'Golo Kante.

1730
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:55,140
Referee says play on.

1731
01:12:55,300 --> 01:12:56,100
And now it's Chelsea.

1732
01:12:56,100 --> 01:12:56,900
Who have the.

1733
01:12:56,980 --> 01:12:57,980
The weight of the ball.

1734
01:12:58,780 --> 01:12:59,600
The weight of the ball.

1735
01:12:59,600 --> 01:13:00,920
Is being passed around the pitch.

1736
01:13:01,020 --> 01:13:02,100
Nicely and rolly.

1737
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:02,900
Rollily.

1738
01:13:03,420 --> 01:13:04,980
As the ball gets rolled around.

1739
01:13:05,200 --> 01:13:07,300
Between each and every individual player.

1740
01:13:07,380 --> 01:13:08,560
From the Chelsea back line.

1741
01:13:08,900 --> 01:13:09,800
This includes.

1742
01:13:10,280 --> 01:13:10,660
Rudiger.

1743
01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:11,800
Who then finds.

1744
01:13:11,860 --> 01:13:12,800
Chilwell on the wing.

1745
01:13:13,160 --> 01:13:14,540
It's Chilwell and touch.

1746
01:13:14,940 --> 01:13:16,060
Chilwell and move.

1747
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:18,020
As he moves the ball out to mount.

1748
01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:19,420
Finds Timo Werner.

1749
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:21,340
In a lovely little triangulation.

1750
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:22,660
Down that left hand flank.

1751
01:13:22,780 --> 01:13:23,440
Pitch sider.

1752
01:13:23,440 --> 01:13:27,160
And the referee blows upon his magic whistle of peace.

1753
01:13:27,460 --> 01:13:28,780
To signify that yes.

1754
01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:30,560
The linesman has spotted something.

1755
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,460
What is it?

1756
01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:32,680
A cheeky touch.

1757
01:13:33,080 --> 01:13:34,460
And it's gone on too long.

1758
01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:35,880
And it's too much.

1759
01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,920
So now they've been penalised.

1760
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:40,080
And it's a Manchester City ball.

1761
01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:42,040
Down their end of the pitch tonight.

1762
01:13:42,700 --> 01:13:42,980
With.

1763
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:44,060
Stones.

1764
01:13:45,060 --> 01:13:45,660
Stones.

1765
01:13:46,120 --> 01:13:47,080
Is utilising.

1766
01:13:47,240 --> 01:13:47,940
Phil Foden.

1767
01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:50,900
Who's dropped back into a cheeky little pocket of play.

1768
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:52,840
Down the Man City back line.

1769
01:13:53,260 --> 01:13:54,280
Foden's here again.

1770
01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:55,880
And he's orchestrating play.

1771
01:13:56,260 --> 01:13:57,340
Passing out to Gundogan.

1772
01:13:57,660 --> 01:13:59,040
Who finds a man again.

1773
01:13:59,140 --> 01:13:59,980
In Kevin De Bruyne.

1774
01:14:00,500 --> 01:14:01,980
Utilising Zinchenko now.

1775
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:03,100
And Rhys James.

1776
01:14:03,200 --> 01:14:03,680
Does well.

1777
01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:04,340
To yet again.

1778
01:14:04,420 --> 01:14:05,240
Cut out the pass.

1779
01:14:05,620 --> 01:14:06,600
And find.

1780
01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:07,440
Almost.

1781
01:14:07,580 --> 01:14:08,220
Timo Werner.

1782
01:14:08,320 --> 01:14:09,420
With a long flighted ball.

1783
01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:10,120
Down the pitch.

1784
01:14:11,120 --> 01:14:12,000
Consternation abounds.

1785
01:14:12,100 --> 01:14:12,440
Between.

1786
01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:14,280
The Manchester City defenders.

1787
01:14:14,420 --> 01:14:16,000
As to who should be marking who.

1788
01:14:16,380 --> 01:14:17,560
There's a lot of tense.

1789
01:14:18,380 --> 01:14:19,500
Scenarios going on.

1790
01:14:19,740 --> 01:14:21,240
Not so much as Zinchenko.

1791
01:14:21,340 --> 01:14:22,060
Down the fucking.

1792
01:14:22,260 --> 01:14:23,500
Business end of the field here.

1793
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:25,860
He's taken down outside the Chelsea box.

1794
01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:26,380
But again.

1795
01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:27,540
The referee says no.

1796
01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,460
It's not a foul.

1797
01:14:29,100 --> 01:14:30,960
Manchester City are knocking on the door.

1798
01:14:31,380 --> 01:14:32,520
They're coming back for more.

1799
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:33,300
And knocking again.

1800
01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:35,080
They're going round the side of the house.

1801
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:36,500
Tapping on the windows.

1802
01:14:36,880 --> 01:14:37,440
And saying.

1803
01:14:37,940 --> 01:14:38,980
Are you in nads?

1804
01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:40,200
Are you in?

1805
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,420
Because we're here.

1806
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:43,000
And at the moment.

1807
01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:46,000
Pepsi Guardiola stands on the touchline.

1808
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,520
Like a man possessed.

1809
01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:49,720
By the demons of football.

1810
01:14:50,160 --> 01:14:50,760
And soccer.

1811
01:14:51,440 --> 01:14:51,980
And Pele.

1812
01:14:52,600 --> 01:14:53,240
And fucking.

1813
01:14:53,540 --> 01:14:54,460
Bastard.

1814
01:14:55,000 --> 01:14:55,820
And now.

1815
01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:58,660
A lovely little ball goes forward for Chelsea.

1816
01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:01,280
It's Kai Havertz in its structure.

1817
01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,680
In its execution.

1818
01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:04,920
It's Angolo-Cantistic.

1819
01:15:05,480 --> 01:15:08,280
And there's been a bit of antagonistic behaviour.

1820
01:15:08,780 --> 01:15:11,260
Between Gundogan and Kai Havertz.

1821
01:15:11,260 --> 01:15:16,140
Which has resulted in a little foul being called against Manchester City.

1822
01:15:16,580 --> 01:15:19,500
Gundogan of course is on a yellow card from earlier on.

1823
01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:21,620
We don't know what's going to happen with him.

1824
01:15:21,620 --> 01:15:25,260
But if he's to play recklessly as he is playing right now.

1825
01:15:25,620 --> 01:15:27,720
He could be sent off before the end of the match.

1826
01:15:28,040 --> 01:15:29,740
Which would not be great at all.

1827
01:15:30,100 --> 01:15:31,460
For Pepsi Guardiola.

1828
01:15:31,920 --> 01:15:32,300
Now.

1829
01:15:32,700 --> 01:15:34,520
A dangerous chance for Chelsea.

1830
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:34,520
A dangerous chance for Chelsea.

1831
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:38,460
At 54 minutes outside the Manchester City danger box.

1832
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,800
As Ben Chilwell.

1833
01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:43,380
Or another player who looks remarkably like him.

1834
01:15:43,520 --> 01:15:45,960
Steps up to flight a ball into the area.

1835
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,900
The Manchester City high line is high and pressing.

1836
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:50,060
The ball comes in.

1837
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:53,220
It's a depressing scenario for Chelsea.

1838
01:15:53,580 --> 01:15:55,680
As Manchester City get their heads to it.

1839
01:15:56,080 --> 01:15:59,560
It's a bouncing pinballistic ball of death.

1840
01:15:59,880 --> 01:16:04,220
Which comes all the way down from the fucking halfway line from Angolo-Canty.

1841
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:06,440
And out the touchline for a goal kick.

1842
01:16:06,780 --> 01:16:08,120
Of 55 minutes here.

1843
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:09,540
Fucking earth.

1844
01:16:09,640 --> 01:16:10,660
Thank you very much.

1845
01:16:11,660 --> 01:16:13,320
For the 10 euro tip.

1846
01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:14,540
I hope you're getting on well.

1847
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:15,560
And also.

1848
01:16:15,860 --> 01:16:17,760
We've got another beautiful little haiku.

1849
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:19,000
Haiku.

1850
01:16:19,520 --> 01:16:20,040
Haiku.

1851
01:16:20,680 --> 01:16:22,100
Who the hell are you?

1852
01:16:22,580 --> 01:16:23,060
Haiku.

1853
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:24,140
Haiku.

1854
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:26,220
Tell me what you do.

1855
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:29,420
And the haiku is from Clan Macout.

1856
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:32,920
And it says it's the Oasis breakup haiku.

1857
01:16:33,420 --> 01:16:34,680
Oasis split up.

1858
01:16:35,140 --> 01:16:37,060
When Noel walked in on Liam.

1859
01:16:37,460 --> 01:16:39,380
Doing a shite in the nude.

1860
01:16:43,640 --> 01:16:44,280
Words.

1861
01:16:45,080 --> 01:16:45,560
Can't.

1862
01:16:46,560 --> 01:16:47,120
Express.

1863
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,460
Or analyze.

1864
01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:51,500
Such a.

1865
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:53,800
A profound and moving.

1866
01:16:54,360 --> 01:16:55,140
Piece of art.

1867
01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:57,340
Such as the one that you just read out there.

1868
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,100
And as we say that.

1869
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:01,380
There's been a crunching collision.

1870
01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:04,540
Between two of the pitch's biggest crunchers.

1871
01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:05,580
In my book.

1872
01:17:06,020 --> 01:17:07,200
In the shape of.

1873
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:07,980
De Bruyne.

1874
01:17:08,360 --> 01:17:09,100
And Rudiger.

1875
01:17:09,420 --> 01:17:11,960
Rudiger already looks like the Phantom of the Opera.

1876
01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:12,900
With the mash gun.

1877
01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:13,580
So.

1878
01:17:13,980 --> 01:17:15,020
Hopefully he doesn't.

1879
01:17:15,020 --> 01:17:18,000
He hasn't sustained any injuries to the head there.

1880
01:17:18,520 --> 01:17:18,920
Meanwhile.

1881
01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:20,300
The touchline.

1882
01:17:20,640 --> 01:17:22,340
Is well and truly heat mapped.

1883
01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:27,220
By men who are doing fucking warm up drills and routines in bibs.

1884
01:17:27,520 --> 01:17:29,440
For each respective team.

1885
01:17:29,820 --> 01:17:30,460
These guys.

1886
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:32,480
They're known as the substitutes.

1887
01:17:32,860 --> 01:17:33,580
And right now.

1888
01:17:33,580 --> 01:17:36,160
One of them could be geared up to come on soon enough.

1889
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,900
Because the yellow card has been brandished.

1890
01:17:38,180 --> 01:17:39,620
This time to a blue shirt.

1891
01:17:40,220 --> 01:17:40,660
Of course.

1892
01:17:40,780 --> 01:17:41,760
Both teams are wearing blue.

1893
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,060
But it's the darker blue.

1894
01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:43,980
Of Chelsea.

1895
01:17:44,240 --> 01:17:46,520
Which will see the lighter shade of yellow.

1896
01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:47,460
For a.

1897
01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,340
What the referee has deemed as a.

1898
01:17:50,700 --> 01:17:51,120
Nasty.

1899
01:17:51,920 --> 01:17:52,480
Shoulder.

1900
01:17:53,140 --> 01:17:53,520
Left.

1901
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,320
On the face of De Bruyne.

1902
01:17:56,040 --> 01:17:57,960
56 minutes gone here.

1903
01:17:58,400 --> 01:18:00,000
At the Dragon Stadium.

1904
01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:01,320
Kevin De Bruyne.

1905
01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:03,260
Still lying down on the.

1906
01:18:03,580 --> 01:18:03,900
Groin.

1907
01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:04,720
On the ground.

1908
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:06,500
Not grabbing his groin.

1909
01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:08,320
But he's grabbing his head.

1910
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:11,360
And it looks as though something has gone wrong here.

1911
01:18:11,660 --> 01:18:12,620
Hopefully he's okay.

1912
01:18:14,100 --> 01:18:15,380
Hopefully he is okay.

1913
01:18:16,060 --> 01:18:16,880
We are.

1914
01:18:18,240 --> 01:18:19,220
All our thoughts.

1915
01:18:19,540 --> 01:18:20,540
Are with De Bruyne.

1916
01:18:20,660 --> 01:18:21,820
Or is it Sinchenko even.

1917
01:18:22,000 --> 01:18:22,820
We don't even know.

1918
01:18:23,400 --> 01:18:24,940
They both have similar hair.

1919
01:18:26,260 --> 01:18:27,900
Thanks very much anyway lads.

1920
01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:28,860
Can you give a shout.

1921
01:18:28,860 --> 01:18:30,460
Can you give us a slug out.

1922
01:18:30,980 --> 01:18:33,060
To the Dak Janiels boys.

1923
01:18:33,920 --> 01:18:35,460
Jaypud and Salty Dog.

1924
01:18:35,840 --> 01:18:37,620
And the Birkenhead lads.

1925
01:18:38,600 --> 01:18:38,900
Well.

1926
01:18:39,100 --> 01:18:39,700
Best of luck.

1927
01:18:39,940 --> 01:18:41,080
To everyone out there.

1928
01:18:41,240 --> 01:18:41,860
In Birkenhead.

1929
01:18:42,800 --> 01:18:44,100
County Merseyside.

1930
01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:45,940
Over in England.

1931
01:18:47,100 --> 01:18:47,400
And.

1932
01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:49,660
We're at 57 minutes here.

1933
01:18:50,120 --> 01:18:51,660
De Bruyne is being clattered.

1934
01:18:52,100 --> 01:18:52,920
He's on the ground.

1935
01:18:53,280 --> 01:18:54,660
And it's gone on too long.

1936
01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:56,140
So it does signify.

1937
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,780
That there's a bit of dodginess.

1938
01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,380
Going on there with De Bruyne.

1939
01:18:59,940 --> 01:19:01,160
And now he might actually.

1940
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:02,420
Have to be replaced.

1941
01:19:02,900 --> 01:19:04,120
It looks like that fella.

1942
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:05,280
That we said.

1943
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:06,700
Was the man.

1944
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:07,540
The Messiah.

1945
01:19:07,840 --> 01:19:08,720
The second coming.

1946
01:19:09,200 --> 01:19:10,700
None other than Jesus.

1947
01:19:11,100 --> 01:19:12,820
Who plays for Manchester City.

1948
01:19:13,380 --> 01:19:14,280
Is about to come on.

1949
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:15,180
For the.

1950
01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:16,700
The clattered.

1951
01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,620
Kevin De Bruyne.

1952
01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:18,960
We hope he's okay.

1953
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:20,380
Because he's such a talent.

1954
01:19:20,720 --> 01:19:21,560
An immense talent.

1955
01:19:22,220 --> 01:19:23,520
And we were hoping to see.

1956
01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:24,520
A bit of him in action.

1957
01:19:24,960 --> 01:19:26,480
For the Belgian side there.

1958
01:19:26,640 --> 01:19:27,580
Who are going to be playing.

1959
01:19:27,680 --> 01:19:28,320
In the Euros.

1960
01:19:28,960 --> 01:19:29,180
The.

1961
01:19:29,440 --> 01:19:30,440
I don't know what group they're in.

1962
01:19:30,500 --> 01:19:31,000
But they're playing.

1963
01:19:31,080 --> 01:19:31,440
Oh yeah.

1964
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:32,780
He looks like he's got a.

1965
01:19:33,100 --> 01:19:34,740
A nasty headbutt to the eye.

1966
01:19:34,820 --> 01:19:35,560
Or something there.

1967
01:19:36,860 --> 01:19:37,600
He's got a.

1968
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:37,600
He's got a.

1969
01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,220
He's got a bit of a shiner.

1970
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:40,460
I heard on the.

1971
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:40,540
The.

1972
01:19:41,140 --> 01:19:41,440
The.

1973
01:19:41,560 --> 01:19:42,060
The.

1974
01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:43,200
Commentary there.

1975
01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:44,520
Yeah.

1976
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:45,740
You could hear.

1977
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:47,760
Steve McManaman saying.

1978
01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,320
He's got a bit of a shiner there.

1979
01:19:51,200 --> 01:19:51,820
And now.

1980
01:19:52,320 --> 01:19:53,540
He's walked off to Bruyne.

1981
01:19:53,680 --> 01:19:55,780
I think he's crying as well.

1982
01:19:55,860 --> 01:19:56,140
It's a.

1983
01:19:56,260 --> 01:19:56,980
Such a shame.

1984
01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:57,980
Oh no he's not.

1985
01:19:58,500 --> 01:19:59,460
I thought he was crying.

1986
01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:00,320
But he wasn't.

1987
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:03,260
Crazy bit of business.

1988
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:05,380
He's been seen to at the sideline there.

1989
01:20:05,540 --> 01:20:07,520
As Gabriel Jesus.

1990
01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:09,280
Limbers up.

1991
01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:11,240
To come onto the pitch.

1992
01:20:12,360 --> 01:20:13,380
For the tearful.

1993
01:20:14,420 --> 01:20:15,280
Kevin De Bruyne.

1994
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:16,080
Now.

1995
01:20:16,500 --> 01:20:17,360
If you ask me.

1996
01:20:18,460 --> 01:20:19,260
This could be.

1997
01:20:19,940 --> 01:20:21,140
A remarkable change.

1998
01:20:21,340 --> 01:20:21,500
For the.

1999
01:20:21,680 --> 01:20:22,580
Because this.

2000
01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:23,660
This is a player now.

2001
01:20:23,800 --> 01:20:24,400
I really.

2002
01:20:24,680 --> 01:20:25,920
Am impressed by altogether.

2003
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,300
And I know you are too.

2004
01:20:27,380 --> 01:20:27,920
As well Francis.

2005
01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:29,640
Ha ha ha.

2006
01:20:30,660 --> 01:20:31,220
Gabriel.

2007
01:20:32,060 --> 01:20:33,500
The second coming.

2008
01:20:34,280 --> 01:20:34,720
Jesus.

2009
01:20:35,320 --> 01:20:36,400
Of Nazareth.

2010
01:20:36,760 --> 01:20:37,540
Who plays.

2011
01:20:37,960 --> 01:20:38,920
Not only.

2012
01:20:39,640 --> 01:20:40,840
For Manchester City.

2013
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:43,240
But he also plays for the world.

2014
01:20:43,860 --> 01:20:44,880
Because is he.

2015
01:20:45,500 --> 01:20:46,440
The second coming.

2016
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:48,380
It's not like.

2017
01:20:48,480 --> 01:20:50,400
It's like people who deny God exists.

2018
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:51,200
You.

2019
01:20:51,360 --> 01:20:52,220
You can't.

2020
01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:52,700
Know.

2021
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:53,720
That he doesn't.

2022
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:54,260
Not exist.

2023
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:54,540
So.

2024
01:20:54,820 --> 01:20:55,780
How can you deny.

2025
01:20:56,400 --> 01:20:57,300
That Gabriel Jesus.

2026
01:20:57,580 --> 01:20:58,020
Isn't.

2027
01:20:58,540 --> 01:20:59,300
The second coming.

2028
01:21:00,040 --> 01:21:01,360
I'll leave it for you to decide.

2029
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:02,900
Uh.

2030
01:21:03,620 --> 01:21:04,340
Dodgy bit of.

2031
01:21:04,880 --> 01:21:05,500
Action here.

2032
01:21:05,620 --> 01:21:06,820
Appeals for ham ball.

2033
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:08,920
Referee saying it at the.

2034
01:21:09,100 --> 01:21:09,980
Top of the arm.

2035
01:21:10,180 --> 01:21:10,260
The.

2036
01:21:10,260 --> 01:21:10,660
The.

2037
01:21:10,660 --> 01:21:11,640
The bicep.

2038
01:21:12,140 --> 01:21:13,400
And as we know that's.

2039
01:21:14,660 --> 01:21:15,480
We have another lucky.

2040
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:16,100
Here at the replay.

2041
01:21:16,860 --> 01:21:17,080
Yes.

2042
01:21:17,140 --> 01:21:17,820
I think it was.

2043
01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:18,800
Uh.

2044
01:21:18,800 --> 01:21:19,580
Rhys James.

2045
01:21:19,820 --> 01:21:21,420
That really did look like.

2046
01:21:21,500 --> 01:21:22,080
A handball.

2047
01:21:22,180 --> 01:21:22,660
In fairness.

2048
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:23,380
Rhys James.

2049
01:21:23,380 --> 01:21:24,900
Who's been having a great game.

2050
01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:25,780
Is now.

2051
01:21:25,980 --> 01:21:27,280
Subject to a potential.

2052
01:21:27,560 --> 01:21:28,040
Penalty.

2053
01:21:28,160 --> 01:21:29,120
VAR check.

2054
01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:31,120
And from where I'm sitting.

2055
01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:32,540
Looks like.

2056
01:21:32,640 --> 01:21:33,380
It could be.

2057
01:21:33,520 --> 01:21:34,160
A penalty.

2058
01:21:35,960 --> 01:21:36,800
You wouldn't.

2059
01:21:36,940 --> 01:21:37,620
Know Tom.

2060
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:37,840
But.

2061
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:38,400
VAR.

2062
01:21:38,400 --> 01:21:39,060
Our potential.

2063
01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,440
Penalty check.

2064
01:21:40,860 --> 01:21:41,580
Is in.

2065
01:21:41,820 --> 01:21:42,440
The works.

2066
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:43,500
At the moment.

2067
01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,080
Which could.

2068
01:21:44,460 --> 01:21:44,920
Spell.

2069
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:46,020
Oh the check is over.

2070
01:21:50,340 --> 01:21:51,400
The check is over.

2071
01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:52,540
We don't know whether or not.

2072
01:21:52,600 --> 01:21:53,220
It's not a penalty.

2073
01:21:53,360 --> 01:21:54,280
But the check is over.

2074
01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:54,480
And.

2075
01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:57,740
Let's.

2076
01:21:57,840 --> 01:21:58,180
Let's see.

2077
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:01,360
Yeah.

2078
01:22:01,440 --> 01:22:02,120
It's not a penalty.

2079
01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:03,580
Not a penalty.

2080
01:22:03,840 --> 01:22:05,000
You heard it here first.

2081
01:22:05,600 --> 01:22:06,220
Unless of course.

2082
01:22:06,280 --> 01:22:07,480
You're actually watching the match.

2083
01:22:07,540 --> 01:22:08,460
You're seeing it live.

2084
01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,780
And you're seeing it unfold first.

2085
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:11,120
Rhys James.

2086
01:22:11,580 --> 01:22:12,580
Had his arm.

2087
01:22:12,720 --> 01:22:13,240
Held out.

2088
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,460
And the ball.

2089
01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:15,740
The ball was goal bound.

2090
01:22:17,160 --> 01:22:17,600
And.

2091
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:19,840
That stopped it going in.

2092
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:21,320
I've seen dubious.

2093
01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:22,780
Hand ball checks.

2094
01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:23,840
VAR.

2095
01:22:23,840 --> 01:22:25,660
And all that kind of shenanigans.

2096
01:22:25,940 --> 01:22:26,520
All year round.

2097
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,700
Much more dubious than that.

2098
01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:29,420
They've been given.

2099
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:30,880
They've been given Tom.

2100
01:22:31,620 --> 01:22:32,460
And I tell you something.

2101
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:33,600
This referee's been given.

2102
01:22:33,720 --> 01:22:35,420
A fucking huge brown envelope.

2103
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:37,560
By Roman Abramovich.

2104
01:22:38,380 --> 01:22:40,620
Probably facilitated by the HSE.

2105
01:22:40,880 --> 01:22:42,060
Deet-a-hack boys.

2106
01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:43,340
Look.

2107
01:22:43,980 --> 01:22:45,260
Everything I say here.

2108
01:22:45,320 --> 01:22:45,940
Is a joke.

2109
01:22:46,260 --> 01:22:47,880
And it doesn't mean.

2110
01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:48,860
That it's real.

2111
01:22:49,420 --> 01:22:49,720
But you.

2112
01:22:49,980 --> 01:22:51,080
But you have to ask.

2113
01:22:51,180 --> 01:22:52,240
You have to tell the jokes.

2114
01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:52,720
Sometimes.

2115
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:53,400
To be able to.

2116
01:22:54,000 --> 01:22:54,680
To say that.

2117
01:22:55,440 --> 01:22:56,700
And they're not even jokes.

2118
01:22:56,700 --> 01:22:56,980
Really.

2119
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,840
There's no punchline.

2120
01:22:58,380 --> 01:22:59,160
What I'm saying is.

2121
01:22:59,200 --> 01:22:59,880
It's not a joke.

2122
01:22:59,980 --> 01:23:00,960
But it's definitely.

2123
01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,040
Alleged.

2124
01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:02,660
And without.

2125
01:23:03,200 --> 01:23:04,180
Any grounds.

2126
01:23:05,020 --> 01:23:05,420
For.

2127
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:06,380
For certainty.

2128
01:23:06,620 --> 01:23:07,360
But what is certain.

2129
01:23:08,060 --> 01:23:08,640
Is that.

2130
01:23:09,540 --> 01:23:10,420
Manchester City.

2131
01:23:10,640 --> 01:23:11,140
Are struggling.

2132
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,440
They're on the ropes.

2133
01:23:12,820 --> 01:23:13,720
They're throwing Jesus.

2134
01:23:13,720 --> 01:23:14,580
Into the equation.

2135
01:23:15,020 --> 01:23:15,980
Where they've just lost.

2136
01:23:16,020 --> 01:23:16,420
A brine.

2137
01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:17,360
At the powerhouse.

2138
01:23:17,740 --> 01:23:19,240
The industrial revolution.

2139
01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:20,480
Steam engine.

2140
01:23:20,480 --> 01:23:21,640
In the middle of the pitch.

2141
01:23:22,120 --> 01:23:22,920
Pulling strings.

2142
01:23:23,340 --> 01:23:24,600
Making steam work.

2143
01:23:25,060 --> 01:23:25,780
Making fucking.

2144
01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:27,120
Changing the game.

2145
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:27,860
So to speak.

2146
01:23:28,420 --> 01:23:28,780
And.

2147
01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:29,600
He's gone off.

2148
01:23:29,800 --> 01:23:30,900
With a black eye.

2149
01:23:31,900 --> 01:23:33,080
He got a.

2150
01:23:33,080 --> 01:23:34,260
A headbutt.

2151
01:23:34,420 --> 01:23:35,200
Or a shoulder.

2152
01:23:35,200 --> 01:23:36,140
To the face.

2153
01:23:36,560 --> 01:23:37,240
From Rudiger.

2154
01:23:37,660 --> 01:23:38,160
And now.

2155
01:23:38,460 --> 01:23:39,280
Kai Havertz.

2156
01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,360
Holds the ball up well.

2157
01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:42,060
Feeds it out to.

2158
01:23:42,060 --> 01:23:42,620
Rhys James.

2159
01:23:42,680 --> 01:23:43,660
On the side wing.

2160
01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:45,500
Chelsea looking dangerous.

2161
01:23:45,860 --> 01:23:46,800
As they pass it around.

2162
01:23:47,340 --> 01:23:48,260
Manchester City.

2163
01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:49,640
Looking fluttered.

2164
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:51,420
Absolutely fluttered.

2165
01:23:52,580 --> 01:23:52,880
And.

2166
01:23:53,100 --> 01:23:54,120
I think Pulisic.

2167
01:23:54,180 --> 01:23:54,740
Might be on.

2168
01:23:54,820 --> 01:23:55,400
I have to check.

2169
01:23:57,080 --> 01:23:57,560
Yep.

2170
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:58,680
Would be handy to know.

2171
01:23:58,720 --> 01:23:58,940
Really.

2172
01:23:59,040 --> 01:23:59,560
If he is on.

2173
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:00,200
We're not sure.

2174
01:24:00,480 --> 01:24:01,060
No he's not.

2175
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:02,960
He's on the bench.

2176
01:24:03,180 --> 01:24:03,400
Like so.

2177
01:24:03,480 --> 01:24:03,620
I mean.

2178
01:24:03,740 --> 01:24:04,820
Could happen soon enough.

2179
01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:05,320
Yeah.

2180
01:24:05,320 --> 01:24:17,820
And, uh, Pulisic, Caballero, Zuma, Kovacic, Giroux, Hudson-Odoi, Ziyech, Billy Gilmore.

2181
01:24:19,140 --> 01:24:20,140
Not bad.

2182
01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:21,460
Not a bad bench.

2183
01:24:22,120 --> 01:24:24,960
I mean, you look at Man City's, though, it's stellar.

2184
01:24:25,340 --> 01:24:26,580
It's interstellar.

2185
01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:28,920
Fernandinho Aguero.

2186
01:24:30,200 --> 01:24:31,800
Bloody, uh, who else?

2187
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,280
Jesus has been brought on.

2188
01:24:33,280 --> 01:24:37,780
And, uh, Rodriguez creates a crazy scenario.

2189
01:24:38,460 --> 01:24:39,280
And now, Fernandinho.

2190
01:24:40,060 --> 01:24:48,200
As we're just saying that Fernandinho's about to come on here for number 25, who is Bernardo Silva,

2191
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:56,440
who's had his game, finished his game for the night, and goes off on 63 minutes for Fernandinho,

2192
01:24:56,440 --> 01:25:03,220
who's a strong, strong midfielder, and he's got a bit of style as well to boot.

2193
01:25:03,940 --> 01:25:07,660
Uh, T Maloon, thank you very, very, very much for the Billy bet.

2194
01:25:07,940 --> 01:25:09,180
I hope you're getting on well.

2195
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:15,580
I think Pulisic is warming up now, getting ready to come on as well.

2196
01:25:15,760 --> 01:25:17,860
Could be wrong, but we'll wait and see here.

2197
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,500
And what are your thoughts on that?

2198
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,860
If, if, if, if any, on Pulisic coming on.

2199
01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:24,460
Francis?

2200
01:25:24,860 --> 01:25:31,860
Well, you know what I say, he's a great, great, great, tricky, tricky little player.

2201
01:25:32,340 --> 01:25:33,700
He's great on the ball.

2202
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:35,120
He's great off the ball.

2203
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:43,220
His movement, his vision, and also his balance and control and confidence on the ball is what we like to see.

2204
01:25:43,360 --> 01:25:48,380
We saw that lovely little goal he scored against Real Madrid where he danced around the keeper.

2205
01:25:48,740 --> 01:25:49,900
Nice confidence on that.

2206
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:58,280
And I think it was his work as well in setting up the goal in the, uh, the second leg for, uh, for, uh, for Chelsea.

2207
01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:00,060
He's, he's great.

2208
01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:03,600
And, uh, I think Chelsea needs to get him on at some stage.

2209
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:13,640
I know they're doing well now, but, uh, I think maybe in the middle of the pitch, I'm not sure who's on it as well there for fucking Chelsea as Pulisic could be off.

2210
01:26:13,700 --> 01:26:21,020
I'd say maybe take Werner off and put Pulisic on and maybe move Havertz on up to the front, right up to the front.

2211
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,040
Because Werner's not having a great game at all.

2212
01:26:23,340 --> 01:26:28,020
So it'd be interesting to see now if he does bring him on, uh, Tommy Tuchel.

2213
01:26:28,020 --> 01:26:34,240
And, uh, there's been a bit of consternation between Fernandinho and the referee.

2214
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:40,700
Who's getting a bit of a, a tell-and-off from the referee because he went in heavy.

2215
01:26:41,600 --> 01:26:45,220
And, uh, I think it was, uh, Jorginho.

2216
01:26:47,020 --> 01:26:48,760
He left something on the boat there.

2217
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:51,540
And it is Timo Werner who's coming off now.

2218
01:26:54,180 --> 01:26:55,880
Maybe you were right, Francis?

2219
01:26:56,340 --> 01:26:57,620
Yeah, I'm right as always.

2220
01:26:57,680 --> 01:26:58,300
I guessed it.

2221
01:26:58,600 --> 01:27:01,140
That's why we're doing the business, Tam.

2222
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:02,880
Uh, it's not RT.

2223
01:27:03,080 --> 01:27:03,740
It's not Sky.

2224
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,640
It's not, you know, BBC or whatever.

2225
01:27:05,760 --> 01:27:07,840
But it's, it's, it's class.

2226
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:09,680
We do know what we're talking about.

2227
01:27:10,160 --> 01:27:16,780
And as I said that, Pulisic was substituted on after we looked at the Chelsea team.

2228
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:20,940
Uh, Pulisic came on for fucking Werner.

2229
01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:22,380
Crazy bit of business.

2230
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:23,320
Crazy bit of predictions.

2231
01:27:25,860 --> 01:27:27,040
It sure is.

2232
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:27,900
Gundogan.

2233
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:30,680
Looking to do something with this.

2234
01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:33,540
But he's just not having a great day at all.

2235
01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:40,800
And, and, and for a matter of fact, there's been no real standout stare of the show for Manchester City.

2236
01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:45,740
Each player really has just done their bit.

2237
01:27:45,820 --> 01:27:46,580
And that's that.

2238
01:27:46,580 --> 01:27:51,300
With the exception, of course, of maybe a bit of magic from Foden here and there.

2239
01:27:51,740 --> 01:27:54,160
Or, uh, you know, Sterling.

2240
01:27:55,100 --> 01:27:56,420
But, uh, it's tough now.

2241
01:27:56,820 --> 01:27:59,820
Thiago Silva got taken out of the game early.

2242
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:00,480
He was upset.

2243
01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:08,260
Kevin De Bruyne has got a nice peck on the cheek in the stands trying to take down that bruise that he got.

2244
01:28:08,880 --> 01:28:12,580
And he's going to have a right shiner in the morning anyway because it's a bit of blue.

2245
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:16,280
Chelsea, Chelsea blue he has around his eye.

2246
01:28:16,400 --> 01:28:17,060
It's a dark blue.

2247
01:28:17,640 --> 01:28:18,540
Ball comes in for City.

2248
01:28:18,780 --> 01:28:19,380
Heads go up.

2249
01:28:19,580 --> 01:28:20,540
No one can get to it though.

2250
01:28:20,780 --> 01:28:21,360
Shite ball.

2251
01:28:21,940 --> 01:28:23,340
A blank ball.

2252
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,100
67 minutes gone here.

2253
01:28:25,460 --> 01:28:29,980
Manchester City trying to smash down the walls of Babylon.

2254
01:28:30,920 --> 01:28:39,120
But they've got nothing in the back of the truck that can successfully take down blocks from a wall.

2255
01:28:40,160 --> 01:28:44,580
Um, but they do have block smashers on the bench.

2256
01:28:44,820 --> 01:28:50,580
They have like a cango hammer in the shape of Aguero.

2257
01:28:50,960 --> 01:28:54,960
And then, who's the other bookie that's decent enough?

2258
01:28:56,140 --> 01:28:56,460
Haki.

2259
01:28:57,460 --> 01:28:58,160
He's good.

2260
01:28:58,960 --> 01:29:01,340
He's like a bloody, uh, a wrecking ball buzz.

2261
01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,580
I suppose they brought on Fernandinho.

2262
01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:04,640
Oh, oh, oh, Man City!

2263
01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,420
Nearly a goal for Man City there.

2264
01:29:08,420 --> 01:29:14,720
As Gundogan was waiting in the six-yard area to receive ball from Riyad Mahrez.

2265
01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:19,760
Mahrez dispatched his ball towards Gundogan.

2266
01:29:20,240 --> 01:29:23,040
And Gundogan couldn't grab onto it with his feet.

2267
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,500
And now Kai Havers has dispossessed.

2268
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:26,540
Kyle Walker.

2269
01:29:27,080 --> 01:29:28,240
And has ran away with the ball.

2270
01:29:28,340 --> 01:29:33,420
But he ran away against the fastest man in the Premiership who catches up to him and tackles him.

2271
01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:36,880
And gets the ball back into possession for Manchester City.

2272
01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:39,240
As they're going down the left-hand side flank.

2273
01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:39,580
Hatcher.

2274
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,300
And they're passing it around.

2275
01:29:41,420 --> 01:29:43,160
Cooley, calmly, cucumberistically.

2276
01:29:43,720 --> 01:29:44,900
But to what end?

2277
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:49,280
As a Chelsea player goes down screaming and clutching his leg in pain.

2278
01:29:49,280 --> 01:29:54,120
We can't really tell whether or not it's an acting scenario masterclass.

2279
01:29:54,540 --> 01:29:57,580
Or if it's truly a remarkably painful challenge.

2280
01:29:58,080 --> 01:30:01,800
As exemplified by the grimace on the man's face.

2281
01:30:02,200 --> 01:30:03,480
All we can tell you is.

2282
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:07,720
Is that it's going to be another few moments where nothing's happening on the pitch.

2283
01:30:07,940 --> 01:30:10,220
And we fill up time by talking shite.

2284
01:30:11,100 --> 01:30:11,860
It's great.

2285
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,580
It's a great bit of business.

2286
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:14,900
To be here.

2287
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:17,840
And to be able to fill up the gaps.

2288
01:30:17,900 --> 01:30:18,500
So to speak.

2289
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:18,960
Because.

2290
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:22,700
We'd actually get bored watching this stuff.

2291
01:30:23,900 --> 01:30:24,920
On our own, wouldn't we?

2292
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:26,220
We would, Tom.

2293
01:30:26,820 --> 01:30:27,380
It's actually.

2294
01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:31,280
There's not many football matches I don't get bored watching.

2295
01:30:31,380 --> 01:30:32,780
But I enjoy watching them.

2296
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:36,200
If I'm allowed to talk shite about them as they're happening.

2297
01:30:36,720 --> 01:30:39,980
Which is part of the allure of the pub.

2298
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,440
And the bar stool.

2299
01:30:41,440 --> 01:30:44,120
Because it just is like your hub.

2300
01:30:44,340 --> 01:30:46,060
Where people are going to listen to you.

2301
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:47,880
Because they're obliged to you.

2302
01:30:47,980 --> 01:30:50,080
Because it's a public space.

2303
01:30:51,160 --> 01:30:54,100
And people are encouraged to talk.

2304
01:30:54,640 --> 01:30:57,440
And that's the great thing about the soccer as well.

2305
01:30:57,920 --> 01:30:59,840
You can watch it and enjoy it.

2306
01:31:00,220 --> 01:31:01,180
Whilst analysing it.

2307
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:03,180
But if you're just watching it alone.

2308
01:31:04,320 --> 01:31:06,560
It's kind of probably boring in the end.

2309
01:31:06,620 --> 01:31:06,860
Is it?

2310
01:31:08,720 --> 01:31:09,680
You don't even.

2311
01:31:09,740 --> 01:31:11,360
You don't even have to be alone.

2312
01:31:12,700 --> 01:31:13,960
I mean it is boring.

2313
01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,560
Even in a group scenario.

2314
01:31:16,300 --> 01:31:16,420
Yeah.

2315
01:31:16,520 --> 01:31:17,140
And the pints.

2316
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:19,080
Well and truly help.

2317
01:31:19,380 --> 01:31:20,020
Paul Meskel.

2318
01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,220
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2319
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:23,920
I hope you're getting on well Paul.

2320
01:31:24,600 --> 01:31:27,440
As well as Sterling is getting on here.

2321
01:31:27,520 --> 01:31:29,140
Down the left hand flank catcher.

2322
01:31:29,460 --> 01:31:30,020
I say well.

2323
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:33,040
But he's absolutely been owned by Rhys James.

2324
01:31:33,580 --> 01:31:35,360
Who gives him zero options.

2325
01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:37,820
Other than to scuff the ball and the pass up.

2326
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,080
It rolls back out into the middle distance.

2327
01:31:40,540 --> 01:31:42,680
Sorry I missed the last couple of streams lads.

2328
01:31:42,760 --> 01:31:43,420
Says Paul Meskel.

2329
01:31:43,420 --> 01:31:46,200
I'm here now for some quality balloon action.

2330
01:31:46,340 --> 01:31:46,940
Though.

2331
01:31:46,940 --> 01:31:47,960
Thanks very much Paul.

2332
01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:48,920
I hope you're getting on well.

2333
01:31:49,060 --> 01:31:50,640
Thank you very much Paul Meskel.

2334
01:31:50,800 --> 01:31:52,400
And of course none other than Bobby.

2335
01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:54,500
Thanks to the best commentary team.

2336
01:31:54,820 --> 01:31:56,240
In the world of sport.

2337
01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:56,840
Bobby.

2338
01:31:56,940 --> 01:31:58,280
Thank you very very very much.

2339
01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:59,440
Very high praise.

2340
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,200
High high praise there.

2341
01:32:01,340 --> 01:32:03,060
And we are honoured.

2342
01:32:03,180 --> 01:32:05,280
To be able to receive such praise.

2343
01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:06,800
Here come Man City now.

2344
01:32:06,900 --> 01:32:08,940
Trying to praise their goal mouth.

2345
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:09,760
The opposite goal mouth.

2346
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:10,440
Kyle Walker.

2347
01:32:10,900 --> 01:32:11,560
Turns a man.

2348
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:12,460
Nice little dummy.

2349
01:32:12,760 --> 01:32:13,480
Sends him sliding.

2350
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:15,200
Out to Riyad Mahrez now.

2351
01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:15,860
Does a dance.

2352
01:32:16,020 --> 01:32:16,700
Puts a ball in.

2353
01:32:16,760 --> 01:32:17,360
Headed away.

2354
01:32:17,720 --> 01:32:18,540
By a young fella.

2355
01:32:18,900 --> 01:32:19,920
Or Ben Chilwell.

2356
01:32:20,040 --> 01:32:20,920
Or some other lad.

2357
01:32:21,000 --> 01:32:21,640
Actually I don't know.

2358
01:32:22,320 --> 01:32:23,220
Who he is.

2359
01:32:23,340 --> 01:32:23,460
But.

2360
01:32:24,360 --> 01:32:27,420
He's got kind of a Phil Jones like appearance.

2361
01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:28,880
But with dark hair.

2362
01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:29,800
Plays for Chelsea.

2363
01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:31,060
As probably a full back.

2364
01:32:31,640 --> 01:32:33,240
Man City have the balloon.

2365
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:36,680
They are 71 minutes away.

2366
01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:37,300
Or they're sorry.

2367
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:40,060
They're 19 minutes away.

2368
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,600
From losing.

2369
01:32:41,600 --> 01:32:43,120
The Champions League final.

2370
01:32:43,340 --> 01:32:43,700
Against.

2371
01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:45,400
Chelsea United.

2372
01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:46,540
And now.

2373
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,140
Their mounting attack.

2374
01:32:48,440 --> 01:32:48,960
Are Man City.

2375
01:32:49,320 --> 01:32:49,840
But the.

2376
01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:52,120
The man to man marking of Chelsea is.

2377
01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:53,640
Is second to none here.

2378
01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:54,360
Is it not Tom?

2379
01:32:54,740 --> 01:32:55,180
It is.

2380
01:32:55,280 --> 01:32:56,260
Every time Man City.

2381
01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:57,980
Try to find space.

2382
01:32:58,480 --> 01:33:00,560
Their men are being marked to the hilt.

2383
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:02,800
There's nothing really they can do.

2384
01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:03,580
And.

2385
01:33:03,980 --> 01:33:06,720
It's hard to see whether they're going to grab something from this.

2386
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,580
Chelsea are really soaking up the pressure.

2387
01:33:09,580 --> 01:33:10,820
Very very well.

2388
01:33:11,460 --> 01:33:11,620
And.

2389
01:33:11,860 --> 01:33:13,640
They're having the occasional break away now.

2390
01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:14,900
Like with Kai Havertz.

2391
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:16,080
Who's breaking away.

2392
01:33:16,280 --> 01:33:17,700
And he's one with Pulisic.

2393
01:33:17,960 --> 01:33:18,740
And Pulisic.

2394
01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:19,460
Oh.

2395
01:33:19,660 --> 01:33:21,080
Just puts it wide.

2396
01:33:21,400 --> 01:33:23,840
A lovely little counter offensive.

2397
01:33:24,400 --> 01:33:24,740
Uh.

2398
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:26,480
Counter attack and move.

2399
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,260
From.

2400
01:33:27,660 --> 01:33:28,600
Chelsea United.

2401
01:33:29,740 --> 01:33:30,200
Where they.

2402
01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:31,400
Broke away.

2403
01:33:31,920 --> 01:33:32,260
Uh.

2404
01:33:32,320 --> 01:33:34,020
From their own side of the pitch.

2405
01:33:34,020 --> 01:33:34,040
From their own side of the pitch.

2406
01:33:34,740 --> 01:33:35,000
With.

2407
01:33:35,000 --> 01:33:35,320
Uh.

2408
01:33:35,320 --> 01:33:36,240
Kai Havertz.

2409
01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:37,700
And then Kai Havertz.

2410
01:33:37,700 --> 01:33:38,640
Holding up play.

2411
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:39,340
To.

2412
01:33:39,500 --> 01:33:39,680
To.

2413
01:33:40,040 --> 01:33:40,560
Play in.

2414
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:41,780
Pulisic.

2415
01:33:42,240 --> 01:33:43,140
And Pulisic.

2416
01:33:43,500 --> 01:33:45,220
Goes for the flare finish.

2417
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:46,960
A chip over the keeper.

2418
01:33:47,500 --> 01:33:50,200
And the ball bounces to the left of the post.

2419
01:33:50,280 --> 01:33:51,040
And goes wide.

2420
01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:51,820
But.

2421
01:33:52,020 --> 01:33:52,980
Just goes to show you.

2422
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:53,920
Man City.

2423
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:54,920
Are attacking.

2424
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:56,420
But they're a sleeping.

2425
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:58,200
They're a sleeping giant.

2426
01:33:59,120 --> 01:33:59,380
Yeah.

2427
01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:00,800
It's the giant.

2428
01:34:01,040 --> 01:34:02,660
That should not be woke up.

2429
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:05,180
Because if you wake up this giant.

2430
01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:06,180
Chelsea.

2431
01:34:07,040 --> 01:34:07,440
Then.

2432
01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:08,400
Thanks for the tip.

2433
01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,500
Then they're gonna get crushed.

2434
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,820
Because the Manchester giant.

2435
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:13,280
Oh god.

2436
01:34:13,320 --> 01:34:14,280
It's coming back right now.

2437
01:34:14,380 --> 01:34:15,040
With Gabriel Jesus.

2438
01:34:15,040 --> 01:34:16,300
Showing great strength.

2439
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:17,340
On the side of the box.

2440
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:18,340
Gives it to Foden.

2441
01:34:18,460 --> 01:34:19,560
Puts the ball into the area.

2442
01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:21,060
It's headed away by Chelsea United.

2443
01:34:21,220 --> 01:34:22,120
Falls back to Foden.

2444
01:34:22,660 --> 01:34:23,320
And it's Foden.

2445
01:34:23,540 --> 01:34:25,580
Who's doing a great power of work.

2446
01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:26,880
Moving around the pitch.

2447
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,220
Into a different position.

2448
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:29,860
Kind of a playmaker road.

2449
01:34:29,860 --> 01:34:31,580
And now Fernandinho.

2450
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,680
Is on the ball.

2451
01:34:32,780 --> 01:34:33,800
On the left hand side of the pitch.

2452
01:34:33,880 --> 01:34:34,920
Linking up with Zinchenko.

2453
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:36,500
Ball goes back for Man City.

2454
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:37,820
They're passing it around.

2455
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:39,180
Looking for options.

2456
01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:40,280
But nothing's happening.

2457
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:41,640
They're gonna have to change.

2458
01:34:41,740 --> 01:34:43,020
Their strategy here.

2459
01:34:43,340 --> 01:34:44,520
And come up with something.

2460
01:34:44,640 --> 01:34:45,780
Because sooner or later.

2461
01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:47,800
It's gonna be last chance saloon.

2462
01:34:48,100 --> 01:34:49,060
And it'll be the same.

2463
01:34:49,140 --> 01:34:50,000
Hit and hope.

2464
01:34:50,660 --> 01:34:51,100
Bollocks.

2465
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:52,820
That has seen many.

2466
01:34:53,060 --> 01:34:54,620
A Champions League final team.

2467
01:34:54,820 --> 01:34:55,680
Have to resort to.

2468
01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:57,360
Because they didn't pull the socks up.

2469
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,200
Here comes something now.

2470
01:34:58,300 --> 01:34:58,940
Rain Sterling.

2471
01:34:59,080 --> 01:34:59,780
Get the ball in.

2472
01:34:59,780 --> 01:35:00,300
Leaves it.

2473
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:00,680
Oh.

2474
01:35:00,900 --> 01:35:03,020
Just rolls under the boot.

2475
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,120
Of Gabriel Jesus.

2476
01:35:05,640 --> 01:35:07,660
Who tries to flare touch it.

2477
01:35:07,840 --> 01:35:09,500
Into the back of the goal mouth.

2478
01:35:10,060 --> 01:35:11,460
And a nice bit of play.

2479
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:13,260
But just not enough.

2480
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,020
Manchester City getting closer here.

2481
01:35:16,500 --> 01:35:18,360
They are indeed getting closer.

2482
01:35:18,480 --> 01:35:19,140
Key and Russell.

2483
01:35:19,140 --> 01:35:20,600
Thank you very very much.

2484
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:21,700
Hope you're doing well.

2485
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:23,500
Are you doing any after match analysis.

2486
01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:23,960
Schlug.

2487
01:35:24,300 --> 01:35:25,140
I'm not sure.

2488
01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:27,480
We don't usually hang around.

2489
01:35:27,660 --> 01:35:27,960
Because.

2490
01:35:28,480 --> 01:35:28,800
We've.

2491
01:35:29,020 --> 01:35:30,020
No ability.

2492
01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:31,860
No ability to be able to show the highlights.

2493
01:35:32,060 --> 01:35:33,880
So we can analyze the match.

2494
01:35:34,880 --> 01:35:37,340
Only in so far as we can talk about it.

2495
01:35:37,340 --> 01:35:37,780
But I mean.

2496
01:35:38,380 --> 01:35:40,560
I suppose we've been doing that for 90 minutes.

2497
01:35:40,660 --> 01:35:40,960
What's.

2498
01:35:41,020 --> 01:35:42,760
What's wrong with doing another 20 minutes.

2499
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:43,240
I tell you.

2500
01:35:43,320 --> 01:35:45,800
If it's an interesting last fucking 15 minutes.

2501
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:48,320
Then we might be talking about that for some time.

2502
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,360
Right now though.

2503
01:35:49,720 --> 01:35:51,220
We need to see something happen.

2504
01:35:51,560 --> 01:35:53,720
And Guardiola feels the exact same way.

2505
01:35:54,100 --> 01:35:57,280
As Manchester City continually pummel down the walls of Babylon.

2506
01:35:57,700 --> 01:35:59,600
But they never actually get that wall to fall.

2507
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:01,200
As Chelsea.

2508
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:03,080
Soak up the pressure.

2509
01:36:03,220 --> 01:36:05,620
Like an amazing defensive sponge.

2510
01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:08,820
But they've got enough bang and bite.

2511
01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:09,780
And then their bark.

2512
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:13,060
That they can snap at the heels of City on a whim.

2513
01:36:13,060 --> 01:36:14,340
If they're given the chance.

2514
01:36:14,480 --> 01:36:15,860
If they're given five inches.

2515
01:36:16,080 --> 01:36:17,340
Then they'll take five miles.

2516
01:36:17,340 --> 01:36:24,840
if they're given five moments then they'll take five years off your life that's Chelsea and that's

2517
01:36:24,840 --> 01:36:31,740
a quote to live by if you want that quote you can have it Pulisic he's on the side of the Manchester

2518
01:36:31,740 --> 01:36:40,440
City danger zone he's giving the ball back to Kai Havertz he's got Angolo Kante looking fancy out in

2519
01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:49,680
the far righteous the far righteous pitch out again to Mesa Mount he takes a shot from out the box it

2520
01:36:49,680 --> 01:36:56,720
rolls past the post Sergio Aguero jumps up and down the touchline like a mad pit bull who's just been

2521
01:36:56,720 --> 01:37:03,440
released from the pound the day before the butcher comes to town Tommy Tuchel sinks to the knees head

2522
01:37:03,440 --> 01:37:09,200
in the hands at the chance that was that could have been that should have been from Pulisic that

2523
01:37:09,200 --> 01:37:15,000
nasty little bobbly ball that went over the keeper's head and rolled past the post as Raheem

2524
01:37:15,000 --> 01:37:25,800
Sterling makes way for the great Argentinian ghost god himself Sergio Aguero he's on to the pitch and

2525
01:37:25,800 --> 01:37:31,200
he's looking nasty he scored a great great great great great goal there he scored two goals the

2526
01:37:31,200 --> 01:37:37,320
other day his final league appearance for Manchester City I believe before making his way for Camp Nou next

2527
01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:44,120
season where he might link up with the other magisterial Argentinian maestro in the shape of

2528
01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:52,280
Leopold Messi but I gotta tell you this it's Leopold or bust at the moment for Manchester City because

2529
01:37:52,280 --> 01:37:58,160
they're staring at their hands and they're sitting on their arses they've got no questions to ask of

2530
01:37:58,160 --> 01:38:04,960
Chelsea because each and every time they give them the quiz Chelsea go 10 out of 10 we've got answers and

2531
01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:26,960
we've got more coming for you if you want that's the answer that Chelsea keeps on giving to this Manchester City side which have shown so brightly like the stars at the air all season and it's come to this disappointing performance so far in light of that glorious season but in terms of Chelsea yes it's boring kind of style play but it does the job at the moment.

2532
01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:55,760
Cross comes in from Mahrez headed away it was a shake cross a blank ball falls to Foden back to Mahrez Mahrez puts it in heads go up gun to gang can't get out he's hustled and harried away from the ball on the penalty spot it's falling back here now to Fernandinho and Foden who are gonna build from the back. Foden playing really defensively in a kind of back back line way kind of orchestrating the scenes pulling the strings but not get involved in the final mix up.

2533
01:38:55,760 --> 01:39:15,380
Foden in the final mix up when the goal the ball goes towards goal crazy bit of business Fernandinho Manchester City now beginning to space out not looking really too fucking confident whatsoever but they're holding the ball and they're saying lads time's running out and we do not know what to do with it man.

2534
01:39:15,760 --> 01:39:19,200
What kind of accent was that? I don't know man.

2535
01:39:20,160 --> 01:39:29,120
And the ball has gone out of play here 78 minutes on the shot clock and Chelsea United look to be bringing on somebody else here.

2536
01:39:30,520 --> 01:39:46,100
Tommy Tuchel is gesturing gesturing like a mad vampiric gesture at the side of the dance line and he's telling the official look we want to bring a sub on we let us bring a sub on 78 minutes gone here.

2537
01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:53,500
Cian Russell thank you very much Bobby thank you very much and and and and Fidiger Stroke thank you very much for that.

2538
01:39:53,880 --> 01:39:58,480
Very very kind of your tip. How are the boys you say not too bad we're getting on well.

2539
01:39:58,880 --> 01:40:05,080
We're enjoying this final 10 minutes anyway because it's the usual crack where the game has began to what's began.

2540
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:15,920
That's basically the top and bottom of it as Kovacic is going to come on now for Chelsea United and Schligo Spiders thank you very much for the tip.

2541
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:17,780
Thanks very much Schligo Spiders.

2542
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:22,140
Well Francis can you shout out my mate Evan and let him know to go easy on the four loco.

2543
01:40:22,520 --> 01:40:23,400
Thanks very much.

2544
01:40:23,540 --> 01:40:27,080
Well Evan all the best and whatever the hell the four loco is go easy on it.

2545
01:40:27,380 --> 01:40:31,000
Frankie Schoones what's the story with you?

2546
01:40:31,160 --> 01:40:35,420
Would someone not tell them to blast it? Don't know they've got time.

2547
01:40:36,740 --> 01:40:45,840
Quality quality quality quality quality choice reference from Frankie Schoones and we guarantee you not everyone will get that but some people will.

2548
01:40:45,840 --> 01:40:52,380
And we want to say a big thanks very much for the tips lads and for your long standing support from day one.

2549
01:40:52,480 --> 01:40:53,040
Wouldn't it be Francis?

2550
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:56,600
I'd say day one I'd say minus days.

2551
01:40:57,120 --> 01:41:01,300
That's the level of support we're being shown from Frankie Schoones and the like.

2552
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:02,840
And I got to tell you something else.

2553
01:41:03,200 --> 01:41:15,680
This scenario keeps on getting even more weirder as Chelsea are beginning to mount another sensual salvo of attacks down the right hand flank catcher.

2554
01:41:15,680 --> 01:41:20,600
And they're going to catch Manchester City out.

2555
01:41:21,140 --> 01:41:22,220
Even the sisters.

2556
01:41:23,080 --> 01:41:25,860
Where is your man sisters today man?

2557
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:26,700
Where are your man brothers?

2558
01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:29,560
What the fuck are you on about man?

2559
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:30,460
Sorry about that.

2560
01:41:30,560 --> 01:41:32,360
I lost the run of myself for a moment.

2561
01:41:32,760 --> 01:41:36,160
But Manchester City are looking very very frustrated.

2562
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:39,580
Even Jesus is getting mad.

2563
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,540
And he's a man who is known for his placid nature.

2564
01:41:43,720 --> 01:41:45,200
His miraculous being.

2565
01:41:46,060 --> 01:41:52,180
It just goes to show that when the pressure is on even the Lord himself could snap.

2566
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:56,540
Last Gallagher brother thank you very very much.

2567
01:41:57,040 --> 01:41:58,400
I hope you're getting on well.

2568
01:41:58,400 --> 01:42:00,660
And here come man Chelsea.

2569
01:42:02,180 --> 01:42:04,560
It's Ben Chelsea Chilwell.

2570
01:42:05,700 --> 01:42:07,900
Please tell me you're watching that everyone.

2571
01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:08,960
He fell over.

2572
01:42:10,280 --> 01:42:14,760
Maybe not nice to laugh at when they're down like that.

2573
01:42:14,980 --> 01:42:16,680
But let's have a look at the replay.

2574
01:42:16,880 --> 01:42:18,120
It looked hilarious.

2575
01:42:19,160 --> 01:42:21,000
He tried to do a lollipop.

2576
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:22,420
Alright.

2577
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:23,380
He did.

2578
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:25,600
He got stepped on by Jesus.

2579
01:42:26,400 --> 01:42:28,160
He won the fucking foul as well.

2580
01:42:28,260 --> 01:42:28,820
Did Chilwell.

2581
01:42:29,120 --> 01:42:30,540
Tried to do the lollipop.

2582
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:33,660
And Jesus stubbed his toe.

2583
01:42:34,880 --> 01:42:35,900
Manbundagroin.

2584
01:42:35,960 --> 01:42:36,800
Thank you very much.

2585
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:39,500
I hope you're getting on well.

2586
01:42:39,940 --> 01:42:41,380
And I gotta tell you something else.

2587
01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,640
This looks dangerous.

2588
01:42:44,200 --> 01:42:45,100
For Man City.

2589
01:42:45,760 --> 01:42:49,080
As Chelsea have a free kick in a dangerous area.

2590
01:42:49,380 --> 01:42:53,440
And Ben Chilwell is gonna take that bad boy.

2591
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:56,920
How are we getting on there?

2592
01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,840
And chat open up books.

2593
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:00,880
Radio.

2594
01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:01,860
What?

2595
01:43:02,660 --> 01:43:03,160
10 minutes.

2596
01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:03,600
Sorry.

2597
01:43:03,960 --> 01:43:04,900
I'm trying to read chat.

2598
01:43:05,000 --> 01:43:06,700
But it makes no sense to me.

2599
01:43:07,300 --> 01:43:07,860
Read about.

2600
01:43:08,400 --> 01:43:10,080
There's a guy called Dan Goose.

2601
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:13,980
Who's just speaking in Goose.

2602
01:43:15,200 --> 01:43:16,280
Just says radio.

2603
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:17,780
And chat open up.

2604
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:18,320
Books.

2605
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:19,140
Read about.

2606
01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:20,840
I don't know what that means.

2607
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:22,040
Lovely bit of industry.

2608
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:22,440
Anyway.

2609
01:43:22,580 --> 01:43:23,880
Thanks very much for joining us.

2610
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:25,240
Dan Goose live.

2611
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,380
Hope you're doing well.

2612
01:43:29,220 --> 01:43:30,760
Dan Goose says, where is the?

2613
01:43:32,820 --> 01:43:33,260
What?

2614
01:43:33,980 --> 01:43:34,940
You can speak.

2615
01:43:35,100 --> 01:43:37,200
You can write more than three words.

2616
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:37,900
Dan.

2617
01:43:38,580 --> 01:43:42,700
No, he's put an emoji of a soccer ball in the chat.

2618
01:43:44,240 --> 01:43:45,220
What are you at, Dan?

2619
01:43:46,380 --> 01:43:47,620
Are you listening to me?

2620
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:48,640
Dan Goose.

2621
01:43:49,200 --> 01:43:49,860
Dan Goose.

2622
01:43:49,900 --> 01:43:53,000
You've just put an emoji of a fucking soccer ball in the chat.

2623
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,340
What are you on about, Dan?

2624
01:43:57,460 --> 01:43:58,300
Sorry, Dan.

2625
01:43:58,540 --> 01:43:59,240
Would you be?

2626
01:43:59,780 --> 01:44:02,920
Don't talk to Dan Goose like that in the chat, will you?

2627
01:44:03,440 --> 01:44:05,360
He's a viewer.

2628
01:44:05,740 --> 01:44:06,840
He needs to be respected.

2629
01:44:07,980 --> 01:44:08,860
Yeah, Dan.

2630
01:44:09,140 --> 01:44:14,300
I lost all respect for you the moment I seen you use a fucking emoji of a soccer ball.

2631
01:44:15,360 --> 01:44:16,740
What the hell he at, Dan?

2632
01:44:18,080 --> 01:44:21,220
Can I just apologize here on behalf of the stream?

2633
01:44:22,480 --> 01:44:27,000
For having Francis there getting a bit ratty with Dan Goose.

2634
01:44:28,760 --> 01:44:32,260
I think, you know, maybe you need to go to sleep for a bit, Francis.

2635
01:44:32,460 --> 01:44:34,560
You've woken up on the wrong side of the bed, have you?

2636
01:44:35,160 --> 01:44:36,460
I woke up on many.

2637
01:44:36,660 --> 01:44:41,880
There's only one side of this fucking bed you can wake up on, and that is the wrong side.

2638
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:46,220
I don't know if you've ever been incarcerated, but this is what it's like.

2639
01:44:46,620 --> 01:44:55,200
Now, I was looking at the chat, and I couldn't understand what was going on, what Dan was saying, because he wasn't speaking, wasn't writing sentences properly.

2640
01:44:55,720 --> 01:45:05,940
And then, mysteriously, he's saying, I'm not sure.

2641
01:45:05,940 --> 01:45:08,980
It's really confused me, man.

2642
01:45:09,100 --> 01:45:15,780
And I think that Dan Goose could be controlled opposition.

2643
01:45:15,780 --> 01:45:16,500
I'm not sure.

2644
01:45:17,620 --> 01:45:20,160
Now, everybody is saying it in the chat there.

2645
01:45:20,680 --> 01:45:22,240
Everybody's doing an emoji now.

2646
01:45:22,340 --> 01:45:23,360
There's soccer balls.

2647
01:45:23,520 --> 01:45:24,840
There's basketballs.

2648
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:26,720
There's bloody snakes.

2649
01:45:27,460 --> 01:45:27,860
There's people.

2650
01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:28,660
There's a new hashtag.

2651
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:29,580
Here comes the wolf.

2652
01:45:30,020 --> 01:45:30,740
Chance for a city.

2653
01:45:31,480 --> 01:45:32,320
There's a new hashtag.

2654
01:45:32,540 --> 01:45:32,700
Is there?

2655
01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:33,280
What's the hashtag?

2656
01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:38,140
It says hashtag justice for Dan.

2657
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:39,240
Yeah.

2658
01:45:39,480 --> 01:45:41,980
There'll be no justice around here, man.

2659
01:45:42,160 --> 01:45:43,800
No justice around this place.

2660
01:45:43,920 --> 01:45:44,520
No peace.

2661
01:45:44,800 --> 01:45:45,500
No justice.

2662
01:45:45,740 --> 01:45:46,440
No peace.

2663
01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:48,080
Let's take it to the chant.

2664
01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,580
Let's take it to the chat.

2665
01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:51,660
And F.

2666
01:45:52,960 --> 01:45:54,060
The police.

2667
01:45:58,180 --> 01:45:59,120
Great stuff there.

2668
01:45:59,240 --> 01:45:59,560
F.

2669
01:45:59,740 --> 01:46:00,480
The police.

2670
01:46:01,500 --> 01:46:02,700
Not our sentiments.

2671
01:46:03,260 --> 01:46:05,340
But the sentiments of BillyBet247.

2672
01:46:05,820 --> 01:46:06,040
Here.

2673
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:11,120
As we take another slug on this rubbish drink that I wish we had never been given.

2674
01:46:11,260 --> 01:46:13,560
But, you know, we've got nothing else.

2675
01:46:13,740 --> 01:46:14,480
So, I mean, there we are.

2676
01:46:14,480 --> 01:46:20,180
And City.

2677
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:22,640
City are picking up the pace.

2678
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:24,340
Five minutes to go.

2679
01:46:24,700 --> 01:46:27,180
It's been a disappointing show from them.

2680
01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:28,760
But they're trying to find Aguero.

2681
01:46:29,980 --> 01:46:30,800
Lovely ball.

2682
01:46:31,260 --> 01:46:34,740
Came floating through there to find Sergio Aguero.

2683
01:46:34,740 --> 01:46:37,900
But it just had a little bit too much sauce on it.

2684
01:46:38,380 --> 01:46:40,500
And the ball was delivered from Kyle Walker.

2685
01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:45,320
And it was a crisp ball from the man with the name Walker.

2686
01:46:45,860 --> 01:46:46,780
Who make crisps.

2687
01:46:46,900 --> 01:46:56,020
Which are, in my opinion, utterly, utterly inferior to any of the crisps across this side of the water.

2688
01:46:57,120 --> 01:46:58,780
New jacket, Nodgburn.

2689
01:46:58,940 --> 01:47:00,860
Thanks very much for the tip, my friend.

2690
01:47:01,260 --> 01:47:02,680
Ever play Counter-Strike?

2691
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:03,320
Question mark.

2692
01:47:03,620 --> 01:47:04,900
That'd be some stream.

2693
01:47:05,620 --> 01:47:06,060
Unsane.

2694
01:47:06,500 --> 01:47:06,940
Unsane.

2695
01:47:07,320 --> 01:47:07,760
Unsane.

2696
01:47:08,180 --> 01:47:08,560
Stream.

2697
01:47:08,720 --> 01:47:09,400
Counter-Strike.

2698
01:47:09,760 --> 01:47:12,960
Is Counter-Strike the game where...

2699
01:47:13,600 --> 01:47:13,740
Oh.

2700
01:47:13,880 --> 01:47:14,060
Oh.

2701
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:14,480
City.

2702
01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:15,060
Chance.

2703
01:47:15,220 --> 01:47:15,520
Jesus.

2704
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:16,200
Aguero.

2705
01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:23,500
And it's gone out for a goal, for a corner ball here.

2706
01:47:25,300 --> 01:47:26,400
Sorry about that, Burp.

2707
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,580
It's Counter-Strike.

2708
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:29,800
Oh, yeah, Counter-Strike's a first-person shooter, isn't it?

2709
01:47:30,340 --> 01:47:34,640
Counter-Strike global source.

2710
01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:37,000
Counter-Strike G.

2711
01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:38,860
I think I have it.

2712
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:40,800
Just never played it because it's too much.

2713
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:43,120
It's too much to deal with.

2714
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:46,180
There you go, Counter-Strike.

2715
01:47:46,180 --> 01:47:54,180
It is a great game, but it's just, in Francis Higgins' words, it's too much to deal with.

2716
01:47:54,620 --> 01:48:02,980
So he's not playing any Counter-Strike, Counter-Strike source, or Counter-Strike global initiative, or whatever it is.

2717
01:48:03,320 --> 01:48:05,140
Whatever you want to skin that apple.

2718
01:48:05,880 --> 01:48:11,000
I mean, it was hard to even leave the realms of Call of Duty behind, was it not?

2719
01:48:11,480 --> 01:48:12,720
Yeah, big-time addiction.

2720
01:48:12,720 --> 01:48:19,440
And anyone who says that the addictions to video games is not a real thing, they're talking out their arse.

2721
01:48:19,680 --> 01:48:22,560
Because it is, and it can be a pleasurable thing.

2722
01:48:22,720 --> 01:48:34,620
If you're getting that dopamine hit, and it's whiling away the hours that might have otherwise been spent in a kind of a doomy state of mind, or whatever.

2723
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:37,760
Then, it is fucking addictive, like.

2724
01:48:38,020 --> 01:48:41,220
That's, that's, no two ways about it, like.

2725
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:46,160
Biggest industry, is it not, entertainment-wise in the world?

2726
01:48:46,800 --> 01:48:47,700
And there's a reason for it.

2727
01:48:47,740 --> 01:48:50,440
We don't even know what the effects of this generation are.

2728
01:48:51,760 --> 01:48:52,020
Do you know?

2729
01:48:53,060 --> 01:48:59,740
Yeah, we don't want to get too deep about it anyway, but the technology is outpacing our development.

2730
01:49:00,780 --> 01:49:06,520
We don't know how this is changing us, and we won't know for years to come, but it's madness at the moment.

2731
01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:08,340
Chelsea are 1-0 up against Man City.

2732
01:49:09,040 --> 01:49:18,940
And although we were saying it would be nice if the Gallagher brothers have to kind of go home from the stadium feeling a bit down,

2733
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:24,140
then that might not be the worst thing to happen, because it could bring them together.

2734
01:49:25,140 --> 01:49:32,520
However, I'd love to see Chelsea's parade get pissed on right here, right at the last minute.

2735
01:49:32,820 --> 01:49:37,500
I know there's a bit of spite about that, but at least I'm being honest with you.

2736
01:49:38,680 --> 01:49:40,080
At least you're being honest, Tom.

2737
01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:42,160
Honest Tom, they should call you.

2738
01:49:42,220 --> 01:49:48,600
And it's Pulisic now, and Chilwell, looking to make a bit of difference to the scoreline, to double it up, to patch it up,

2739
01:49:48,920 --> 01:49:52,300
sign, seal, and deliver this, and post it back to Stamford Bridge.

2740
01:49:52,900 --> 01:49:57,300
And, oh, Jesus has gone in heavy on Chilwell, and the ref says play on.

2741
01:49:57,640 --> 01:50:03,860
And now, Gabriel Jesus is then taken down by another player, and a ball goes out for a throw-in.

2742
01:50:03,860 --> 01:50:07,140
But I've got to tell you, this crazy bit of business, last couple of minutes of the game,

2743
01:50:07,380 --> 01:50:12,100
we don't know how many injury time minutes have been added on, but it's going to get spicy here.

2744
01:50:12,500 --> 01:50:14,300
Big time on 89 minutes.

2745
01:50:14,400 --> 01:50:17,460
Thanks very much, Johnny and Gabby, Mexico.

2746
01:50:17,760 --> 01:50:19,020
I hope you're doing well, lads.

2747
01:50:19,580 --> 01:50:23,520
Thanks very much, Johnny and Gabby.

2748
01:50:24,200 --> 01:50:27,060
And they're saying, I'm Chelsea from Mexico.

2749
01:50:27,400 --> 01:50:28,840
I'm Chelsea from Mexico.

2750
01:50:28,940 --> 01:50:31,480
I can tell you something, I've never been out of Mexico myself.

2751
01:50:31,480 --> 01:50:32,560
I'd say it's awful nice.

2752
01:50:32,980 --> 01:50:36,240
You'd want to have a sombrero on your head, though, because the sun is awful strong there.

2753
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:38,560
And they've got a lot of love.

2754
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:39,520
Oh, Man City.

2755
01:50:39,940 --> 01:50:40,300
Chance.

2756
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:41,340
Falling to Jesus.

2757
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:43,240
Maris Foden blocked.

2758
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:46,360
And now, Chelsea blast the ball away.

2759
01:50:46,700 --> 01:50:49,760
Could have been a very touch-and-go scenario there.

2760
01:50:49,860 --> 01:50:55,160
Foden really had no direct line on goal there from six yards out.

2761
01:50:55,240 --> 01:50:56,100
He was well blocked.

2762
01:50:57,580 --> 01:51:00,340
They're getting closer, Man City.

2763
01:51:00,340 --> 01:51:07,180
They're going to have to throw the kitchen sink at it here, because there are probably a lot of fans who travel to see them as well.

2764
01:51:07,860 --> 01:51:14,800
It'd be awful shameful, as I think seven minutes are being added onto stoppage time.

2765
01:51:15,300 --> 01:51:16,540
Seven minutes, baby.

2766
01:51:16,620 --> 01:51:18,080
It's a crazy bit of time to be added.

2767
01:51:18,080 --> 01:51:25,080
But it's only logical when you take into account the Kevin De Bruyne black-eyed fiasco.

2768
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:27,680
The black-eyed peas are after you.

2769
01:51:28,220 --> 01:51:34,100
And he was on the pitch, lying down, holding his head for a good four or five minutes.

2770
01:51:34,220 --> 01:51:40,400
So if you add that onto whatever other bit of fucking crazy business has been going on, I suppose seven is righteous.

2771
01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:44,980
And Man City are going to really utilize this time now and come out their shells.

2772
01:51:45,140 --> 01:51:51,200
Maris trying to find a bit of space at the edge of the box, but he's disposed by N'Golo Kante, who feeds it out to Pulisic.

2773
01:51:51,520 --> 01:51:52,380
It's Pulisic.

2774
01:51:52,800 --> 01:52:00,540
Gives it out to Kai Havertz, who falls over very, very nicely and wins a foul.

2775
01:52:00,540 --> 01:52:08,880
I believe he wins a foul out of that, even though it's clearly a man who has fallen over for nothing.

2776
01:52:09,720 --> 01:52:13,440
Quick look at the replay here of Man City's chance just a moment ago.

2777
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:25,220
And it was a real scramble, scrunch, screwball scramble as a load of Giavinci and Dolce and Gabbana-clad fans in the stadium

2778
01:52:25,220 --> 01:52:29,960
clasp their heads in their hands whilst wearing their designer clothes.

2779
01:52:29,960 --> 01:52:37,020
They know they're going to be going home tonight out of pocket and without a trophy.

2780
01:52:37,720 --> 01:52:44,040
But indeed, they will still have Giavinci clothes and Dolce and Gabbana clothes as well.

2781
01:52:44,140 --> 01:52:49,400
And that must, must provide some kind of cushion to the blow, so to speak.

2782
01:52:50,400 --> 01:53:00,240
Chelsea United trying to deal with this Manchester City-onchalade, which is beginning to happen and move at pace now.

2783
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:03,200
As Zurchik has the ball.

2784
01:53:03,700 --> 01:53:10,580
Flights balloon out to the right-hand flank side to find Riyad Mahrez, who again tries to put it into the box.

2785
01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:12,520
Looking for Sergio Aguero.

2786
01:53:12,900 --> 01:53:15,840
Little beast of a man inside the middle of the area.

2787
01:53:16,320 --> 01:53:20,160
You know he can get on it when it comes to the crunch.

2788
01:53:21,420 --> 01:53:26,240
And Pepsi Guardiola is going apeshit at the side of the touchline.

2789
01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:27,480
He's stylish.

2790
01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:28,760
He's stylish.

2791
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:30,880
And he doesn't look like a vampire.

2792
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,380
So he's got that going for him.

2793
01:53:32,760 --> 01:53:34,360
And now, throwing into the box.

2794
01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:35,080
Long one.

2795
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:35,840
Dangerous.

2796
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:37,320
It's dealt with by Chelsea.

2797
01:53:37,780 --> 01:53:39,200
And they blast it away.

2798
01:53:39,620 --> 01:53:42,940
And Tommy Coyne-Dushel, thanking you very much for the tip.

2799
01:53:43,020 --> 01:53:43,980
I hope you're doing well.

2800
01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:46,260
Shades of a young dumpy in the commentary here.

2801
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:48,020
Back for the Euros questioner, man.

2802
01:53:48,080 --> 01:53:49,420
You better believe it, sunshine.

2803
01:53:50,100 --> 01:53:52,220
You better believe it, big style man.

2804
01:53:52,520 --> 01:53:55,320
Or we're going to be coming back hard and fast.

2805
01:53:55,640 --> 01:53:58,000
And the next thing you know, it's going to be us.

2806
01:53:58,400 --> 01:53:58,980
Not Sky.

2807
01:53:59,240 --> 01:53:59,820
Not BBC.

2808
01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:00,960
Not RTE.

2809
01:54:01,400 --> 01:54:03,720
None of your crazy business no more.

2810
01:54:03,720 --> 01:54:04,840
This is us.

2811
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:06,720
Pure viewer funded.

2812
01:54:08,060 --> 01:54:09,160
Technical analysis.

2813
01:54:09,500 --> 01:54:10,420
Gifted commentary.

2814
01:54:10,700 --> 01:54:11,380
Insight.

2815
01:54:11,680 --> 01:54:12,320
Stats.

2816
01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:13,440
Stats.

2817
01:54:14,180 --> 01:54:14,900
Stats.

2818
01:54:15,680 --> 01:54:16,680
So much stats.

2819
01:54:17,360 --> 01:54:19,260
You can't give them away.

2820
01:54:19,640 --> 01:54:21,980
Tommy Tushel is on the sideline.

2821
01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:26,160
He's gesturing towards the crowd of amassed fans behind him.

2822
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:27,140
To go.

2823
01:54:27,920 --> 01:54:28,320
Go.

2824
01:54:29,160 --> 01:54:29,560
Go.

2825
01:54:30,080 --> 01:54:31,820
Whatever that means, we don't know.

2826
01:54:31,820 --> 01:54:34,380
But he must have no voice left by the end of it.

2827
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:38,720
Because he's shouting and bawling and hammering the fucking vocal cords.

2828
01:54:39,380 --> 01:54:43,060
As Chelsea have a free kick inside their own half.

2829
01:54:43,720 --> 01:54:47,160
There's three minutes left of injury time to play here.

2830
01:54:47,560 --> 01:54:50,260
Man City have not come out of their shell at all.

2831
01:54:50,720 --> 01:54:56,780
And any attempts to do so have been met by a swarm of dark blue shirts.

2832
01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:58,420
The colour of course of Chelsea.

2833
01:54:58,420 --> 01:54:58,900
The colour of course of Chelsea.

2834
01:54:58,900 --> 01:55:03,440
They have managed to close down their opposition at any given moment's notice.

2835
01:55:04,060 --> 01:55:07,180
They haven't looked entertaining in the slightest Chelsea.

2836
01:55:07,640 --> 01:55:14,040
But what they've done, they've done well enough to contend with the questions posed by Manchester City.

2837
01:55:14,720 --> 01:55:21,000
And it's Manchester City will have only themselves to blame if they come away with nothing here.

2838
01:55:21,460 --> 01:55:27,460
As Gabriel Jesus tries to find a way into the Chelsea headhunters box at the bottom of the stadium.

2839
01:55:27,900 --> 01:55:30,300
Kyle Walker is going to take a throw in here.

2840
01:55:30,460 --> 01:55:31,520
It's going to be a long one.

2841
01:55:31,520 --> 01:55:33,500
It goes into the middle of the box.

2842
01:55:33,620 --> 01:55:34,320
Heads go up.

2843
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:35,200
Gets onto it.

2844
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,240
Man City tries to fall to Aguero.

2845
01:55:37,560 --> 01:55:38,320
It doesn't.

2846
01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:40,580
Rudiger has been taken down.

2847
01:55:41,160 --> 01:55:42,820
Knocked over by John Stones.

2848
01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:46,020
And that's going to be a free kick to Chelsea now.

2849
01:55:46,140 --> 01:55:50,960
Who look like they are on the verge of taking away that trophy back to London.

2850
01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:53,040
The first time in a good few years.

2851
01:55:53,140 --> 01:55:55,700
I think the last time was when they bet Bayern Munich.

2852
01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:58,260
Could have been in 2012 or 2011.

2853
01:55:58,880 --> 01:56:00,020
Couldn't fucking tell you Tom.

2854
01:56:00,420 --> 01:56:03,340
But it was a Didier Dragba special as I recall.

2855
01:56:03,820 --> 01:56:05,440
I think even...

2856
01:56:05,440 --> 01:56:06,460
Who was playing?

2857
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:07,420
Was even...

2858
01:56:07,420 --> 01:56:09,480
Robin playing for...

2859
01:56:10,300 --> 01:56:13,480
I can't remember if it was Robin playing for Chelsea then or was he playing for Bayern?

2860
01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:15,000
Couldn't tell you.

2861
01:56:15,060 --> 01:56:17,860
Maybe someone knows there in the chat.

2862
01:56:19,480 --> 01:56:19,920
Yeah.

2863
01:56:20,060 --> 01:56:22,260
And now Chelsea are...

2864
01:56:22,260 --> 01:56:26,000
Man City, sorry, are looking like they haven't got a hope in hell.

2865
01:56:26,140 --> 01:56:28,880
They're blasting balls left, right and centre.

2866
01:56:29,380 --> 01:56:31,540
It's a crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business.

2867
01:56:32,200 --> 01:56:36,280
And it's going to be a crazy bit of business for them if they go without this trophy.

2868
01:56:36,280 --> 01:56:40,880
Because it's the one that the owners wanted since the employed Pepsi Guardiola.

2869
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:43,380
And he hasn't managed to do it.

2870
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:48,860
And it doesn't look like at this stage of the game they're going to be able to do it either.

2871
01:56:50,440 --> 01:56:51,300
You okay there, Francis?

2872
01:56:52,060 --> 01:56:52,360
Yeah.

2873
01:56:53,620 --> 01:56:56,840
And they're still hammering on the doors.

2874
01:56:57,460 --> 01:57:00,960
And Chelsea, if the doors close, they've a mortise lock.

2875
01:57:01,340 --> 01:57:02,500
They've got a yield.

2876
01:57:02,720 --> 01:57:06,260
They got another fella in earlier on to put a second yield on the butter.

2877
01:57:06,260 --> 01:57:08,400
Two mortise and a fucking deadbolt.

2878
01:57:09,540 --> 01:57:09,740
Oh!

2879
01:57:10,940 --> 01:57:11,660
Chelsea!

2880
01:57:12,260 --> 01:57:12,780
Oh!

2881
01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:18,320
Just over the bar there from Riyad Mahrez for Manchester City.

2882
01:57:19,740 --> 01:57:23,160
Crazy bit of business from Riyad Mahrez.

2883
01:57:23,340 --> 01:57:26,100
Who went for placement rather than power.

2884
01:57:26,800 --> 01:57:31,160
And it was a great decision in the end because the goalie had no chance.

2885
01:57:31,980 --> 01:57:34,740
But it was just a few inches over the bar.

2886
01:57:35,420 --> 01:57:37,060
And that's probably that.

2887
01:57:37,120 --> 01:57:37,480
That's it.

2888
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:41,820
I'd say it's like fucking 30 seconds left of this injury time scenario.

2889
01:57:42,720 --> 01:57:44,180
What's more to say here?

2890
01:57:44,740 --> 01:57:47,220
They don't really have anything left to do.

2891
01:57:47,680 --> 01:57:50,180
Because there's not going to be enough time for them to do it.

2892
01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:55,920
20, 15 seconds.

2893
01:57:56,880 --> 01:58:00,300
Uh, uh, 15 seconds away here.

2894
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:01,100
Side hatch.

2895
01:58:01,540 --> 01:58:04,480
Thank you very, very, very much for the tip, side hatch.

2896
01:58:04,880 --> 01:58:06,740
Long ball comes through, tries to find Aguero.

2897
01:58:07,100 --> 01:58:07,700
Not happening.

2898
01:58:08,360 --> 01:58:09,580
Not happening at all.

2899
01:58:09,780 --> 01:58:10,460
And that's it.

2900
01:58:10,780 --> 01:58:11,500
That's it.

2901
01:58:11,640 --> 01:58:12,540
It's all over.

2902
01:58:12,540 --> 01:58:20,560
The referee blows upon his magic whistle of peace to signify the end of the regulation time.

2903
01:58:20,560 --> 01:58:26,040
Including that of injury time of the European Champions League.

2904
01:58:26,500 --> 01:58:27,160
Football.

2905
01:58:27,320 --> 01:58:30,460
European club football's biggest, biggest trophy.

2906
01:58:30,920 --> 01:58:38,180
And Thomas Tuchel goes over to clasp the bald head of Pepsi Guardiola.

2907
01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:40,260
And he hugs his head.

2908
01:58:40,260 --> 01:58:44,120
And brings Guardiola's head close to his chest.

2909
01:58:44,900 --> 01:58:45,920
And says something.

2910
01:58:46,380 --> 01:58:48,340
Whispers into Guardiola's ear.

2911
01:58:48,700 --> 01:58:50,680
Says something sensual.

2912
01:58:51,200 --> 01:58:55,520
And Guardiola looks back at Tuchel in the eye.

2913
01:58:56,080 --> 01:59:00,060
And Sergio Aguero is crying on the pitch.

2914
01:59:00,060 --> 01:59:02,780
He's crying because that's it.

2915
01:59:02,780 --> 01:59:04,480
He knows that's it.

2916
01:59:04,600 --> 01:59:07,840
It's the end of his Manchester City tenure.

2917
01:59:08,580 --> 01:59:12,420
And the Gallagher brothers, will they reunite tonight?

2918
01:59:12,940 --> 01:59:18,160
There's a load of Chelsea people there who are getting really fucking happy in the stands.

2919
01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:19,440
You hate to see it.

2920
01:59:19,800 --> 01:59:21,420
You really hate to see it.

2921
01:59:21,760 --> 01:59:22,500
There's tears.

2922
01:59:23,080 --> 01:59:23,380
Te-

2923
01:59:23,380 --> 01:59:25,160
Tears.

2924
01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:27,160
Yeah, go on there.

2925
01:59:27,280 --> 01:59:28,180
We nearly lost you.

2926
01:59:28,260 --> 01:59:28,800
Cut out there.

2927
01:59:28,900 --> 01:59:29,400
Go on, go on.

2928
01:59:29,620 --> 01:59:32,020
There's so many tears, Tom.

2929
01:59:32,320 --> 01:59:36,100
Tears of happiness from the lads who won the stuff.

2930
01:59:36,680 --> 01:59:41,020
Tears of sadness from the guys who just lost the trophy.

2931
01:59:41,500 --> 01:59:49,900
And there's tears of confusion from a man who looks as though he shouldn't be there on his own.

2932
01:59:50,200 --> 01:59:56,620
And he's just wandering around, spinning around in the stands 360 degrees.

2933
01:59:57,260 --> 01:59:58,420
He needs help.

2934
01:59:59,040 --> 02:00:00,940
He needs help now.

2935
02:00:00,940 --> 02:00:05,360
But this, this is Tommy Tuchel's year.

2936
02:00:05,780 --> 02:00:07,440
The year of the Tuchel.

2937
02:00:07,860 --> 02:00:12,360
The man who comes from Germany, who looks like Nosferatu.

2938
02:00:12,820 --> 02:00:16,980
But he doesn't look like a classic Hammer House of Horror.

2939
02:00:18,740 --> 02:00:19,380
Dracula.

2940
02:00:19,940 --> 02:00:22,420
But he does look like a monster nonetheless.

2941
02:00:23,520 --> 02:00:27,140
And Kai Havertz, stand up and take a bow.

2942
02:00:27,140 --> 02:00:29,460
You big, tall man.

2943
02:00:29,800 --> 02:00:31,780
And you've got a great goal.

2944
02:00:32,200 --> 02:00:33,960
You'd scored the goal for Chelsea.

2945
02:00:34,440 --> 02:00:36,140
Riyad Mahrez is sitting down.

2946
02:00:37,000 --> 02:00:40,320
A tear maybe coming out of his eye.

2947
02:00:40,620 --> 02:00:42,020
We don't know yet.

2948
02:00:42,380 --> 02:00:47,540
And also, the player of the match, I think, has gone to N'Golo Kante.

2949
02:00:47,980 --> 02:00:49,100
I'm not sure.

2950
02:00:49,420 --> 02:00:56,680
As the engraver man engraves the name of Chelsea's name onto the trophy.

2951
02:00:56,920 --> 02:01:03,640
And Stefan Pulisic is going over to Havertz and giving him a hug and saying, well done.

2952
02:01:03,740 --> 02:01:04,880
You've done well enough.

2953
02:01:05,340 --> 02:01:06,420
And now that's it.

2954
02:01:06,900 --> 02:01:09,020
Guardiola goes out of the stadium.

2955
02:01:09,120 --> 02:01:10,240
He's shaking hands.

2956
02:01:10,580 --> 02:01:12,200
He doesn't care about coronavirus.

2957
02:01:12,740 --> 02:01:13,440
Why should he?

2958
02:01:13,540 --> 02:01:14,300
He's probably had the vaccine.

2959
02:01:14,300 --> 02:01:17,900
And everybody is being tested and PCR tested.

2960
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:23,280
Moments, if not hours, before coming into the stadium.

2961
02:01:23,560 --> 02:01:24,580
I've got to tell you something.

2962
02:01:24,700 --> 02:01:27,160
The atmosphere here is electric, Tom.

2963
02:01:27,540 --> 02:01:28,720
It's insane.

2964
02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:30,580
And we don't know.

2965
02:01:31,080 --> 02:01:35,880
We don't know what, to what extent the scenes are going to go here.

2966
02:01:36,100 --> 02:01:37,320
Or where it's going to go.

2967
02:01:37,800 --> 02:01:40,140
Will the Gallagher brothers reunite?

2968
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:43,960
Will Oasis finally come back together here?

2969
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:44,920
Reunited.

2970
02:01:45,440 --> 02:01:53,280
After a heartbreaking, savaging blow to their self-esteem and ego of having to witness your

2971
02:01:53,280 --> 02:01:58,820
team get bet in the European Cup final in Portugal, of all places.

2972
02:01:59,040 --> 02:02:00,260
Not even in Manchester.

2973
02:02:00,780 --> 02:02:05,140
And then you're looking down on the pitch and all your players are crying, man.

2974
02:02:05,420 --> 02:02:07,200
There's tears from De Bruyne.

2975
02:02:07,540 --> 02:02:09,700
There's tears from Aguero.

2976
02:02:10,180 --> 02:02:15,280
It's a crazy bit of business, but business is business at the end of the day.

2977
02:02:16,200 --> 02:02:18,660
Business is business at the end of the day.

2978
02:02:18,660 --> 02:02:27,720
And there are Manchester City Instagram models in the crowd who are crying their eyes out as

2979
02:02:27,720 --> 02:02:28,120
well.

2980
02:02:28,540 --> 02:02:32,360
And there's no selfies being taken there by those models.

2981
02:02:32,740 --> 02:02:34,800
Probably wives and girlfriends or something.

2982
02:02:35,300 --> 02:02:36,480
But I got to tell you this.

2983
02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:41,380
Tommy Tuchel played an absolute two-step blinder today.

2984
02:02:41,380 --> 02:02:42,940
He came out winning.

2985
02:02:43,100 --> 02:02:49,320
And he's gone home winning as well.

2986
02:02:49,320 --> 02:02:52,720
What a formidable presence on that right-hand side for Chelsea.

2987
02:02:53,320 --> 02:02:53,720
Versatile.

2988
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:56,100
He could move up and down the pitch at pace.

2989
02:02:56,340 --> 02:02:57,980
He was ghosting and shadowing.

2990
02:02:58,400 --> 02:03:02,660
The strongest players from one of the strongest sides in the world.

2991
02:03:02,660 --> 02:03:06,060
And he did it with remarkable aplomb.

2992
02:03:06,460 --> 02:03:09,560
There was zero hubris coming into this from their side.

2993
02:03:09,880 --> 02:03:11,720
It was more of an underdog scenario.

2994
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:14,440
People saying, yes, we do prefer this.

2995
02:03:14,780 --> 02:03:17,500
We do prefer being the underdog because it could work in our favor.

2996
02:03:17,740 --> 02:03:18,880
And it has done tonight.

2997
02:03:19,300 --> 02:03:20,980
What an amazing turn up for the books.

2998
02:03:21,520 --> 02:03:22,580
And that's a...

2999
02:03:22,580 --> 02:03:26,500
What a turnaround for Chelsea after such a shocking start to the season.

3000
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:28,600
Lampard tried his best.

3001
02:03:28,880 --> 02:03:29,880
Wasn't good enough though.

3002
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:30,440
Tuchel.

3003
02:03:30,620 --> 02:03:31,820
He's come into the fold.

3004
02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:34,260
And he's really made this thing work.

3005
02:03:34,640 --> 02:03:35,180
All.

3006
02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:35,940
All.

3007
02:03:36,240 --> 02:03:36,720
All.

3008
02:03:37,020 --> 02:03:37,500
All.

3009
02:03:37,740 --> 02:03:38,240
All.

3010
02:03:38,340 --> 02:03:39,340
All.

3011
02:03:39,340 --> 02:03:40,340
All.

3012
02:03:40,340 --> 02:03:40,340
All.

3013
02:03:40,340 --> 02:03:41,880
lovely stuff

3014
02:03:41,880 --> 02:03:44,360
Tobes thank you very much for the tip

3015
02:03:44,360 --> 02:03:46,580
you say euro for every goal

3016
02:03:46,580 --> 02:03:48,620
that's mighty thank you very much

3017
02:03:48,620 --> 02:03:50,680
for that and we can turn that

3018
02:03:50,680 --> 02:03:52,820
nonsense off the top left hand side

3019
02:03:52,820 --> 02:03:54,600
of the screen now because the time

3020
02:03:54,600 --> 02:03:56,140
is over and

3021
02:03:56,140 --> 02:03:58,560
more tears

3022
02:03:58,560 --> 02:04:00,740
from Gabriel Jesus we might just

3023
02:04:00,740 --> 02:04:02,920
down that other can

3024
02:04:02,920 --> 02:04:04,800
for no other

3025
02:04:04,800 --> 02:04:06,480
reason other than the fact

3026
02:04:06,480 --> 02:04:08,180
we have it there

3027
02:04:08,180 --> 02:04:09,480
we don't like it

3028
02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:11,940
I don't know why you're saying we

3029
02:04:11,940 --> 02:04:14,000
it's the royal we

3030
02:04:14,000 --> 02:04:17,060
and just look in here that Tammy Abraham

3031
02:04:17,060 --> 02:04:19,080
has the same haircut as

3032
02:04:19,080 --> 02:04:21,260
Rhys James

3033
02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:22,660
which is a fascinating

3034
02:04:22,660 --> 02:04:24,580
bit of trivia there

3035
02:04:24,580 --> 02:04:27,060
and Kai Havertz is joining us

3036
02:04:27,060 --> 02:04:28,100
now Kai how are you

3037
02:04:28,100 --> 02:04:30,240
how does that feel

3038
02:04:30,240 --> 02:04:31,300
how does that feel

3039
02:04:31,300 --> 02:04:32,060
I don't know what to say

3040
02:04:32,060 --> 02:04:35,060
I don't know what to say

3041
02:04:35,060 --> 02:05:05,040
Take care of me.

3042
02:05:05,040 --> 02:05:35,020
Take care of me.

3043
02:05:35,020 --> 02:06:05,000
Take care of me.

3044
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:07,000
Take care of me.

3045
02:06:07,000 --> 02:06:07,000
Take care of me.

3046
02:06:07,000 --> 02:06:09,000
Take care of me.

3047
02:06:09,000 --> 02:06:11,000
Take care of me.

3048
02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:13,000
Take care of me.

3049
02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:15,000
Take care of me.

3050
02:06:15,000 --> 02:06:17,000
Take care of me.

3051
02:06:17,000 --> 02:06:19,000
Take care of me.

3052
02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:21,000
Take care of me.

3053
02:06:21,000 --> 02:06:23,000
Take care of me.

3054
02:06:23,000 --> 02:06:25,000
Take care of me.

3055
02:06:25,000 --> 02:06:27,000
Take care of me.

3056
02:06:27,000 --> 02:06:29,000
Take care of me.

3057
02:06:29,000 --> 02:06:31,000
Take care of me.

3058
02:06:31,000 --> 02:06:33,000
Take care of me.

3059
02:06:33,000 --> 02:06:35,000
Take care of me.

3060
02:06:35,000 --> 02:06:37,000
Take care of me.

3061
02:06:37,000 --> 02:06:42,840
but unfortunately that will be taken down but what we can do is describe to you what the hell

3062
02:06:42,840 --> 02:06:50,940
is going on there's seven men in suits on the platform at the moment waiting to dish that trophy

3063
02:06:50,940 --> 02:06:57,480
out and lovely scenes being replayed of the physio jumping on Kai Havertz and rolling around with him

3064
02:06:57,480 --> 02:07:04,860
on the grass until he was up on top of Havertz and Havertz was on his back and it kind of got

3065
02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:10,880
awkward after a few moments but it's all it's all fun and games and they've moved away now at pace

3066
02:07:10,880 --> 02:07:17,180
pineapple thank you very much for the tip I hope you're getting on well and that everything is going

3067
02:07:17,180 --> 02:07:23,440
well for you and you're having a Chelsea kind of evening where you're winning yeah it's a Chelsea

3068
02:07:23,440 --> 02:07:29,980
state of mind Tommy Tuchel's in at the moment everything about the way he looks at the world

3069
02:07:29,980 --> 02:07:38,120
is going to be seen through a European cup shaped prism it's also noted that tonight Thomas Tuchel

3070
02:07:38,120 --> 02:07:45,160
will be returning home with that trophy it is in his contract a clause which stipulates on the

3071
02:07:45,160 --> 02:07:53,160
relinquishing on the relinquishing of the trophy on the night of any given victory Tuchel will keep

3072
02:07:53,160 --> 02:08:01,300
the trophy in a special air compressed Tuchel chamber this was a special chamber designed in CERN laboratories

3073
02:08:01,300 --> 02:08:15,180
by boffins interested in learning how the world began where Tuchel comes into it is his innate ability to keep trophies at an amazingly high elevated pressure whilst keeping them keeping them clean and away from away from the eyes of the world.

3074
02:08:15,180 --> 02:08:41,260
pressure whilst keeping them clean and away from the eyes of the beholders. So tonight, when he does go home, it will be put into the Tootle chamber until the day after, after which it is blessed by the Archbishop of Canterbury, who brings his scale extract round to Stamford Bridge.

3075
02:08:41,260 --> 02:09:06,400
And he puts, he builds a track and then between himself and Tuchel, they race to see who wins. But it's just, it's not like there's any winnings to be got from it. All it is is a ritual which goes on and dates back to the days of yore, when the first ever European trophy was held back in the days of yore.

3076
02:09:06,400 --> 02:09:25,760
It's a crazy bit of business, crazy bit of trivia, and just yet another level of enigmatic fallacy thrown onto the entire Tuchel legacy, which has enraptured and enveloped the world of football and soccer since the days of yore again.

3077
02:09:25,880 --> 02:09:30,540
Another thing is the Hyperbaric Trophy Chamber. Thank you very much for your tip.

3078
02:09:30,540 --> 02:09:50,020
Thanks very much, lads. Hyperbaric Trophy Chamber. Crazy bit of business altogether. And now there's a lap of honor being given by the Manchester City players who have zero, I'd have zero honor in my walk.

3079
02:09:50,020 --> 02:10:01,660
If that's the way I performed on what the biggest night of your career, lads, get a grip. Get a grip. But I suppose they had to do it because the Gallagher brothers were there as well.

3080
02:10:01,780 --> 02:10:09,880
So there's probably some kind of, they have to wave at them to stay on good terms. You don't want to fall out with the Gallagher brothers because they'd be bollocks.

3081
02:10:10,240 --> 02:10:18,300
You wouldn't want to cross them. If that's the way they treat each other, imagine how they treat you. They don't even know you.

3082
02:10:19,620 --> 02:10:22,060
You wouldn't. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't want to know either.

3083
02:10:22,060 --> 02:10:35,240
Pepsi, Gordy, Kohler and the boys go up to the podium to receive a loser's medal. The medal given to none other than the loser of the night.

3084
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:43,900
And that loser tonight is all of Manchester City, all of their players, all of their fans.

3085
02:10:43,900 --> 02:10:51,740
And as a knock-on effect, the entirety of Manchester as well, even the ones that don't support them.

3086
02:10:52,060 --> 02:10:59,000
There'll be a gloomy, morose atmosphere, somber atmosphere hanging over the city tomorrow.

3087
02:10:59,000 --> 02:11:11,260
Whereas the victors, Chelsea, will bring back home hubris, hope, guile, ego and spirit to beat the band.

3088
02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:16,140
So much so that it could be sickening. We don't know.

3089
02:11:16,360 --> 02:11:28,640
We can already see as the loser's medals are being dished out to these Manchester City players that the Chelsea players are stood idling by the side of the trophy hut, dancing.

3090
02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:35,360
And Dan Ziyech, oh, he's given a medal to Ziyech and he takes it straight off.

3091
02:11:36,360 --> 02:11:39,620
Such fucking spite, man.

3092
02:11:41,120 --> 02:11:45,860
Crazy bit of spite being shown there as Tommy Two-Step.

3093
02:11:46,200 --> 02:11:48,700
Oh, nearly trips on the way up.

3094
02:11:48,800 --> 02:11:51,160
That would have been something else.

3095
02:11:51,620 --> 02:11:54,940
Because he was only just off the crutches there not so long ago as Tushel.

3096
02:11:55,580 --> 02:11:56,880
If he'd have tripped going up.

3097
02:11:57,180 --> 02:11:58,120
Crazy bit of business.

3098
02:11:58,620 --> 02:12:08,040
And we might have to recant our earlier claim that there is a Nosferatu buzzed off him because he actually looks less Nosferatu-Lishtic now.

3099
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:11,560
As he goes over to the cup and gives it a big old smooch.

3100
02:12:12,100 --> 02:12:12,860
He kisses it.

3101
02:12:13,300 --> 02:12:15,540
And then Jorginho goes and kisses it.

3102
02:12:15,940 --> 02:12:20,740
And then Thiago Silva goes and holds it and gives it a big smack-a-rooney on its face.

3103
02:12:20,980 --> 02:12:22,700
And then so does Alonso.

3104
02:12:22,780 --> 02:12:23,960
Goes over and gives it a peck.

3105
02:12:24,400 --> 02:12:27,860
Then Aspalabanga, however his name is, just touches it.

3106
02:12:28,180 --> 02:12:30,600
Then there's another fellow who doesn't even look at it.

3107
02:12:30,860 --> 02:12:32,760
Then another player who doesn't even look at it.

3108
02:12:33,020 --> 02:12:34,460
Then Rudiger comes up now.

3109
02:12:34,720 --> 02:12:35,380
He sees it.

3110
02:12:35,640 --> 02:12:37,020
Gives it a big kiss.

3111
02:12:37,800 --> 02:12:38,200
Francis?

3112
02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:40,360
Now Mendy's come up.

3113
02:12:40,620 --> 02:12:42,480
He's given it a headbutt and a kiss.

3114
02:12:42,920 --> 02:12:47,260
Then Tammy Abraham's grabbed all of its handles and given it a kiss.

3115
02:12:47,660 --> 02:12:51,820
Then Chilwell's planted a massive smacker on the front of it.

3116
02:12:52,260 --> 02:12:55,140
And now Christensen's given it a kiss on the cheek.

3117
02:12:55,560 --> 02:12:57,140
Because everyone's kissing its face.

3118
02:12:57,440 --> 02:12:59,020
Rhys James kissed its face.

3119
02:12:59,440 --> 02:13:02,980
And now Ziyech has gone over and kissed it on the side as well.

3120
02:13:02,980 --> 02:13:07,720
And now a load of players are going over and rubbing their heads on it and faces on it.

3121
02:13:08,020 --> 02:13:13,240
In this, the time of COVID-19, N'Golo Kante, smart man, just taps it with his hands and walks away.

3122
02:13:13,540 --> 02:13:17,540
Olivier Giroud goes and gives it a kiss on its underneath part.

3123
02:13:17,900 --> 02:13:21,300
And then there's the other guys from Chelsea are walking over to the trophy.

3124
02:13:21,420 --> 02:13:22,800
Now, they weren't playing.

3125
02:13:22,920 --> 02:13:23,460
There were subs.

3126
02:13:23,780 --> 02:13:25,280
So they're just walking past the trophy.

3127
02:13:25,440 --> 02:13:28,880
Kai Havertz bites the medal, kisses the medal, doesn't kiss the trophy.

3128
02:13:29,300 --> 02:13:30,680
Mason Mount kisses the medal.

3129
02:13:30,680 --> 02:13:32,900
And then another lad comes up.

3130
02:13:33,880 --> 02:13:35,940
It's not another than the captain.

3131
02:13:36,540 --> 02:13:40,720
The man for Chelsea who is going to lift the trophy.

3132
02:13:41,160 --> 02:13:43,720
Lift the trophy of the victors.

3133
02:13:44,100 --> 02:13:44,720
The winners.

3134
02:13:45,360 --> 02:13:48,060
The mad men from London.

3135
02:13:48,740 --> 02:13:55,860
It's Aspilicueta who raises the trophy of destiny and dreams for Chelsea United.

3136
02:13:56,060 --> 02:13:57,740
The oil baron.

3137
02:13:57,740 --> 02:14:02,740
The original oligarch team of Chelsea United.

3138
02:14:02,740 --> 02:14:05,520
And they have won the trophy.

3139
02:14:05,880 --> 02:14:08,700
And everything, everything is over now.

3140
02:14:09,420 --> 02:14:10,500
Everything is over.

3141
02:14:11,220 --> 02:14:12,580
Until tomorrow.

3142
02:14:13,020 --> 02:14:14,760
When a new day dawns.

3143
02:14:14,940 --> 02:14:16,000
And it starts again.

3144
02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:17,400
The seasons.

3145
02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:19,800
The cyclical nature of life.

3146
02:14:20,520 --> 02:14:21,860
The spring ending.

3147
02:14:22,500 --> 02:14:23,540
Going into the summer.

3148
02:14:24,140 --> 02:14:24,940
The warm weather.

3149
02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:26,040
The Euros.

3150
02:14:26,700 --> 02:14:27,780
The barbecues.

3151
02:14:28,340 --> 02:14:29,160
The months.

3152
02:14:29,860 --> 02:14:30,620
Ahead of us.

3153
02:14:30,860 --> 02:14:33,020
Of being able to spend our time outside.

3154
02:14:34,080 --> 02:14:34,520
Cushioned.

3155
02:14:35,920 --> 02:14:36,740
Cushioning me.

3156
02:14:37,600 --> 02:14:39,860
In spite of the dearth of soccer.

3157
02:14:40,020 --> 02:14:41,480
Which is about to fall upon us.

3158
02:14:42,200 --> 02:14:42,640
Albeit.

3159
02:14:43,380 --> 02:14:46,120
Brief respite will be given during the Euros, Tom.

3160
02:14:46,680 --> 02:14:54,500
There will be a nice bit of respite given to our addiction or withdrawal from the soccer and football.

3161
02:14:54,840 --> 02:14:59,080
When the Euros happen and we get to cover that side hatch at pace.

3162
02:14:59,540 --> 02:15:01,140
But tonight it's all about Chelsea.

3163
02:15:01,600 --> 02:15:03,000
It's Chelsea United's night.

3164
02:15:03,500 --> 02:15:06,380
Let's just see if we can get a live picture.

3165
02:15:07,200 --> 02:15:07,720
Chelsea.

3166
02:15:09,320 --> 02:15:14,120
Let's see if we can get a live picture here of the celebrations which are going on.

3167
02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:14,720
Oh look.

3168
02:15:14,780 --> 02:15:15,320
We've got him.

3169
02:15:15,680 --> 02:15:17,560
We've got fireworks here.

3170
02:15:18,200 --> 02:15:19,480
Fireworks for Chelsea there.

3171
02:15:19,580 --> 02:15:21,160
We refresh the screen again.

3172
02:15:21,240 --> 02:15:22,240
Maybe we'll get the fireworks.

3173
02:15:22,380 --> 02:15:23,180
We do have him again.

3174
02:15:23,800 --> 02:15:24,800
Fireworks everybody.

3175
02:15:26,700 --> 02:15:28,240
Lovely fireworks, Tom.

3176
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,460
Lovely fireworks and fitting.

3177
02:15:31,300 --> 02:15:32,260
Very, very fitting.

3178
02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:35,980
Final score here tonight at the Stadium of the Dragon.

3179
02:15:36,160 --> 02:15:39,860
The European Champions League Final 2021.

3180
02:15:39,860 --> 02:15:43,640
It is Manchester City 0.

3181
02:15:44,060 --> 02:15:45,340
Chelsea United 1.

3182
02:15:45,340 --> 02:15:51,000
I want to say a big thank you to everybody who tunes in and watches the ball along with us.

3183
02:15:51,000 --> 02:15:56,660
And thank you very much.

3184
02:15:56,660 --> 02:15:57,980
Thanks very much.

3185
02:15:57,980 --> 02:16:00,220
That's from the bottom of our hearts.

3186
02:16:00,220 --> 02:16:03,040
And from Woolworth Police Station.

3187
02:16:03,040 --> 02:16:04,820
I'd like to say thanks very much.

3188
02:16:04,820 --> 02:16:10,440
Amazing scenes here as Tommy Tuchel dances on the pitch with his children.

3189
02:16:11,220 --> 02:16:16,880
And the rest of the squad dance around with the trophy.

3190
02:16:16,880 --> 02:16:19,540
A crazy bit of business all together.

3191
02:16:20,940 --> 02:16:22,040
Lovely stuff, lads.

3192
02:16:22,160 --> 02:16:23,100
We'll see you later, Am.

3193
02:16:23,920 --> 02:16:24,700
Good night.

3194
02:16:25,640 --> 02:16:26,380
God bless.

3195
02:16:27,240 --> 02:16:28,080
We'll see you later.

3196
02:16:28,080 --> 02:16:32,560
Mobile Ozil.

3197
02:16:32,560 --> 02:16:33,940
Yeni Technology.

3198
02:16:34,940 --> 02:16:36,420
Rocky P Spas.

3199
02:16:36,540 --> 02:16:37,440
In yours, Colorado.

3200
02:16:37,780 --> 02:16:38,740
Erin, herniere.

3201
02:16:41,320 --> 02:16:42,100
Ui, Oland.

3202
02:16:42,280 --> 02:16:42,960
30 TL.

3203
02:16:43,840 --> 02:16:45,000
1000 TL.

3204
02:16:45,140 --> 02:16:45,900
Percent 100.