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This is the original name of the right, Venus and Gravely. Venus and Gravely.

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Venus and Gravely.

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Chelsea have a great squad they've got caballero on the bench they have pablo mindy in the and the

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between the sticks and it's a marvelous marvelous evening here in the uh dragon stadium over in

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portugal where they're hosting the european champions league final and we're hopefully

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going to have the the correct time on the screen there in the top left could that get us taken down

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though we're playing with fire with that or are we playing with something else entirely maybe we

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should move just crap that a little bit let's see we don't want to get stung are you there francis

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how are you keeping tom not too bad we're just trying to mask the screen there so we can just see the

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score at the top yeah people are saying be careful give us a moment there people

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the players are currently currently taking a knee and now

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just wait for a moment before the match kicks off and then we can aim this device welcome everybody to

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the champions league and the game is kicked off kevin de bruyne launches a long-range ball down to the left-hand flank

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i'll do the play-by-play tom and chelsea have it down their back line now a load of man city players are attacking at pace

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dumb dumb the dodo thank you very much for your tip and the ball has gone out immediately for a throw and

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down the chelsea end here throw to manchester city 23 seconds on the clock the ball's gone into the box to

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bruyne heading it tries to get it back to a man but it's blasted away out into the middle disc by uh chelsea

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fc and it's gone out into the middle and it's a fall to phil foden who's uh linking up lovely with

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sterling silver on the fucking left-hand flank side but he passes back to zinchenko and it's zinchenko

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finds a bit of de bruyne ball lovely bit of passing here between de bruyne and foden opening up the

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chelsea uh midfield and it's gone back they're passing it around nicely coolly calmly cucumberistically

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as they always do man city the favorites to win this game but it's not going to be easy against this uh

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chelsea side which has come from strength to strength in the last five months crazy bit of business so far

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now you can see the time great god that's it now what we

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yeah we need to move that we need to move that off the off the screen i'm still you're you've still got me

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on the screen tom yep sorry one second so then what we can do is just crop that filters crop uh default

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and go right four four four four nearly maybe three three three there we go and we go left top

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two two two no that's terrible bad job zero now where is the gun oh it's gone off the screen okay

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so left bottom top maybe two two two yeah a bottom two two two thomas tushy maybe one one one

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yep there we go maybe two five five or two seven seven there we go that should be enough

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let me see now i think you can't see the 220 move that camera down there a bit there we go oh yeah

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there we go do you reckon we get taken down there lads anybody watching the stream there let us know

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do you reckon we will get taken down there lads or is this uh are we fucked or what

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i got that video capture device there and then go thank you very much there team magic thank you very

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very much crazy stuff there francis team magic thanks very much for the ton bomb it's a crazy

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bit of business and also tim reedy hope you're doing well thanks for the billy roll fund of course none

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other than stair chicken must be given the greeting of a lifetime and i thank you as well for uh for the

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tip as well as up up thera thank you very much up thera it's three minutes on the shot clock here

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chelsea trying to build a bit of steam with the grain of rice with angolo cante he's looking to link up on

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that right hand side with number 24 for chelsea don't know who he is yet but we will find out here's

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timo werner he's on side passes it into havertz havertz tries to get a shot on goal but it ricochets off of a defender

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into the goalie's hands and that's the first bit of chelsea attack we've seen yet it was more of a stumbling through the box kind of attack not like the gracious uh gifted inspired ball touches

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which you'd see by man city but they have a bit of spice about them to the chelsea's

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three minutes 56 now we've got a great clock up on the screen there i'm really uh really happy about that and

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do you reckon anybody watching dragon we could get taken down for that or what's the story anyway let's not tempt fate here

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uh and simply say thank you very much can you please give a shout out to sean he's a big fan of the nephew francis

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he's doing life saving work as a paramedic how he oh yeah that's you friend francis can you hear me

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yeah i can hear it loud and clear a bit of a technical malfunction miscommunication there thank you very much uh and how are you getting on sean

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also matt leblanc thanks for the tip there it was great to see you in friends reunion episode there it was

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brilliant what a what a reunion episode i can't believe it it went so well it was such a great

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fucking thing and uh did you did you see it even no but i heard about it everyone was saying it was class

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yeah i was gonna say you're there's no way you'd be able to watch it in prison they only let you watch the big games sean

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this is it this is it and right at this moment riyad marez is giving out a little bit of stink to the referee

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because the ref said you didn't do what you were meant to do well enough riyad are you listening to me riyad do you hear me no lies

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Ben Chilwell now for chelsea pumping down the left hand flank sider is taken down by bernardo silva

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and uh chiselwit will be linking up no doubt there on that uh left hand flank sider with mason mount

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who's usually very uh active in that area as well i wonder is he is he even playing we don't know yet

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let's have a look let me just see here are we still live streaming we are great stuff that's great stuff

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altogether let's that's what you want we were worried there as well if we were going to get taken down by

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the uh the champions league uh boys who uh have it in for us big time uh

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uh ushin zinchenko bernardo silver phil foden sterling marez de bruyne gundigan stones ds walker

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and uh that's a great full strength squad ederson in goal full strength squad there for manchester city

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and you know they've got a bit of power on the bench as well with jesus and aguero and rodrey and all those boys

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yeah it's when you've got jesus on the bench you know you're gonna come away with something and hopefully

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they come away with the ultimate prize tonight in european club soccer which is the european

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champions league trophy slug life thanks very much for the tip there when will you see the irl return tom

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um i don't know yet you're just gonna have to wait and find out it's not easy to really plan these things

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because they usually come along on a whim and uh you know you'll be you'll be you'll be carried by a

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mood and a feeling oh sterling carried by a mood here tries to take it round mindy but it's scuffed and it

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goes out for a uh i believe a corner ball crazy bit of business lovely long range ball from their keeper to find

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stirling who uh managed to uh get away from james is it reese james i'm not sure he might have changed the

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hair and uh win the corner for city and phil foden's stepping up now to take this corner crazy bit of

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business afoot who's gonna win a lot of fans in the stadium a lot of fans nice to see

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foden ball comes in heads go up headed away by chelsea it's falling out to uh someone to bruyne but uh

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zinchenko will be penalized for a little knock on thiago silva who was uh hustling and harrying inside

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that six yard quarter masters area and somebody got a hold of his quarter masters and said listen men

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you're going down to the six yard box town don't know what you're talking about thanks very much

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urgent question and smooth shot 95 and none other than brooklyn lukey for that fine and fantabulous tip

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there here's hoping you don't get billy ben says brooklyn lukey thank you very much for the tip careful

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with that mate people have got taken down over a match of the day theme says smooth shot thank you very much

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uh tommy france can you confirm if zuckerberg is a reptilian i posted some dissing on lizards should i be

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concerned about my safety question mark crazy bit of business well you'd want to watch out i've seen

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some photographs of uh mark zuckerberg uh here comes havertz havertz leaves it out to mason mount back to

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havertz again are you havert in that into timo verner scoffs his shot and it's just uh not typical but it's kind of

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timo verner ischdick in its uh inability to uh formulate a meaningful shot on goal here's sterling

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now lovely ball in chance here just defended by roediger who gets to gets the ball out to safety falls

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as far as in chanko zinchenko out to sterling sterling looking menacing slow on the ball he knows he doesn't

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have to move fast finds gondigan to foden two menaces outside the danger box back to zinchenko looking to find

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someone in the middle he does indeed find riyad mares who dinks it back to zinchenko and he's

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asking for it is sterling on the wing he'll get it he's got the ball he's gonna try and take on a

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defender now fine mares in but it's cut out nicely by reese james who blasts the ball out as far as that

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man again zinchenko but he's clattered into the sideline by kai havertz who's a tall fella and probably

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hard to deal with if he's if he's climbing on you thanks very much for that sandra joys and urgent

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question and hopefully we haven't been taken down on this live stream here it's uh 10 minutes have been

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played manchester city nil chelsea united zero let's just have a little look here and see if the stream is

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still on great stuff it is yep that's nice that's nice let me see here

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no is the bloody uh is the chat even working

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uh sp dunk look is that a threat i've spent all santi money on the champions league and

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know whatever is sterling the worst of the strikers hopefully the uh the the feckin uh

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notifications went out as well lads we can't really be sure of that but if not

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look at we're here anyway we're doing the business as uh manchester city look to try and

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stake a bit of claim on to this so far what do you what do you think that's uh touchy so far touchy both

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teams looking like they could get something early here manchester city it has to be said looking the

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for the four more formidable of the two sides as reese james collects the ball out to the far left hand

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side flank catcher tries to put it over the top to verner and he's got it and over to verner because

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john stones has just fallen over now verner puts the ball into incante in golo cante i mean and now

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it's fallen to foden out to de bruyne back to foden loses the ball in the middle area rudiger has

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collected the ball in the middle discus and has given it out left to chilwell and mount who are going

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to mount an attack for chelsea here steve jennings thanks very much for the tip i'm basically eddie

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hobbs i bought youtube premium whilst using vpn and saying i was in buenos aires so instead of paying

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18 a month i'm paying 1 euro 55 i added the family to the plan too should i be minister for finance says

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steve jennings well interesting scam you've got going on there and it's not even a scam because

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technically you're allowed to share passwords and stuff and it's causing a bit of stink for the people

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who run these companies is it not tom yeah i read uh an article they're trying to group together now

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all these these video streaming companies and they they're trying to clap down on passwords being shared

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uh because it's apparently it's costing them loads of money but sure fuck it like you know they're

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how are they gonna police that they can't please that sure they can't

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couldn't tell you tom and uh i i'm not arsed i mean i doubt they could fucking i could say i gave it to

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my uncle no i could say i have a house in brussels a house in castle bar and a house in dublin try it

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sometime that's me on the phone to netflix when they asked me why my password has been used in three different

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cities you could just hit them with the p flynn special which is claim that you have three houses

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and then spin the fucking the worm on them by making them feel guilty as if to say

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what you don't have here comes habits habits into timo ferner oh and timo ferner strikes it straight at

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ederson what were you saying there about the people in special oh yeah spin it around and make them feel

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like they're the guilty party for not knowing how to keep light heat and clean three houses

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wouldn't really work in any given circumstances here comes timo ferner timo ferner tries to take a shot

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i wanna go side netting timo ferner 14 minutes gone here on the clock and tommy tushel is dancing around the

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sidelines like a man possessed and he takes an anordid amount of steps per game does he not francis

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yeah we were on to the boys at optostats.ie paddy sponsored by people i won't say the brand names it was

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optostats sponsored by billy bett 247 and they said that tommy tushel takes an average over or under of

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300 to 400 steps per half and that's likely to go up in the second half if chelsea are a goal down

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chelsea corner about to come in here it's reese james ball comes into the box it's a rubbish corner

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straight into the hands of evo morales who rolls the ball out to the middle distance to riyad mares

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who puts it out to kevin de bruyne gets past this man gets past another i can't get past angolo cante

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who had the better of him after him managing to just simply barge his way past people in that kevin

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de bruyne a ways his big physical presence on the pitch but uh couldn't get past that last little chain there uh the chain of cante

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thanks very much there francis i hope you're getting on well well i'm here am i of course i am

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yeah no problem uh thanks very much there everybody for tuning in flip the clock so it's mirrored and you

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won't get taken down but the hell i mean we've had no warnings yet lads so i mean it'd be a bit tough for them

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would it to get me i'm not sure are you're not allowed to show a clock do you know this business of uh

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you know taking people down because they're showing a clock on the screen jesus christ

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you know what tom but they don't care for any man and now here comes uh manchester city it looks like kdb

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has a few decibels of ball which he wants to blast into the ears of the chelsea headhunters but chelsea

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are wearing those fucking earplugs that you wear at gigs and uh they don't hear any any bad noise at all and

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their ears are safe here comes high haverts puts it into verner timo verner now in the area he's

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hanging around he's giving out to chillwell ball comes in tries to find and can't do just over the bar

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from incanty crazy bit of business set up your own clock for the second half says padlock

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i don't know how to do that they have humans not just bots checking right fuck it we'll take it off

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screen so we don't want to get done

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fuck it does it really matter anyway no one cares i mean you're watching the game i'm watching it

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uh i'll tell you what time we're at 17 minutes 8 seconds 9 seconds 10 seconds 11 seconds 12 seconds 13 14 15

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thanks for the tip cut off the little champs league football symbol it's a tm thanks very much for that brain

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slug champions athlete thank you very much hope you're doing well thanks very much that brain slug when will

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francis be released says drew who we don't know yet and obviously we want to maintain a solid and safe

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luxurious channel here we don't want that getting taken down because that's going to land us in more

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jail time uh what i can say and what i'm meaning to say is that i'm deeply impressed with the uh

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scenario regarding manchester city's manchester yeah city's attacking line out tonight it's a formidable

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force of nature consisting of some amazing world beating talent in the shape of de bruyne mares gundigan

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foden and sterling and those guys pack a certain amount of punch whether or not chelsea are going to be

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able to deal with that as another guess entirely but so far they're they are managing to keep them at bay

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and it looks good a slug shining thanks very much how's it tommy i think i'm saying right if chelsea win

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it'll be the first time both euro trophies will have been held by vampiric managers crazy bit of business

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and also a great foray into the uh unknown world of tommy tushel whether or not he does have jack draculistic

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tendencies outside of the world and realm of elite football is anyone's guess anybody's business tom and

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i want to make it my business to posit a theory and or guess that yes indeed tommy tushel does look like

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some kind of slenderman-esque figure whether he has ties to fucking romania or transylvania or wherever you

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want to see those those bat guys are from the uh the vampiric boys that's that's your business all i'm

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saying is that tushel has definitely been inside a scary house or two in his lifetime

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nil nil here after 19 minutes we can't put the clock on their screen due to a a a chance that the channel

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might get taken down we don't want to fuck it up again for that maybe we could uh look at the uh at

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the crop in it again let's have a little look at the crop here and see what we've got we can okay so i'm

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gonna put that up there and maybe you can talk them talk people through the uh the crop here francis

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no time you'll have to do it i'm afraid 20 minutes gone there guys better with me i'm just cropping

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out the champions league logo so we don't get tommy tusheld to the back of the head and they've taken

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the clock down now as i'm trying to bloody do the crap here okay crap jurgen crap 227 277 let's go 299

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that's right that's right that's right so the right would be three four four three four four three seven

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okay yeah and then right and then bottom then left would be one one one that's wrong i'd say 55 that's right

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problem the problem arises here because they at times take the clock off the fecking screen

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so maybe i could have a secondary button here which will just control that source so that i can

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it's so dodgy look 21 21 if there's a way there anybody maybe you could change the color of it or something

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if there's a way there of changing or putting your own clock on let me see how now filters will put the

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color correction on that

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that's that contrast that's that saturation put that up to the maximum

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you shift oh yeah that's that's great that's looking good now wait till you see this

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how about that let's look at that now on the top left thanks very much robin vampircy

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Cecil the vessel thank you very much yeah people are saying that you might get away with it

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if it's a fecking camera on a screen but to be honest

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there's the the humans shaking for it that's how the last one got taken down francis wasn't it unknown

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story untold quantity here comes chelsea now ball into the box it's headed away by stones it's fallen as

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far as roe digger who's got the ball he's dancing around with it looking for men looking for options looking for

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other men to dispatch balls towards and he's dispatched a long-winded and ultimately disappointing ball to

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chill well who says don't take a chill pill man because you're too chilled out as it is to be playing balls

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like that at this level sunshine did ben chill well really say that to uh roe digger he didn't tom it was

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just a flight of fancy Cecil the vessel thanks for the tip of schlug shine and growing theory the russians

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hacked the hse system because francis didn't get the job in the london marriage comments we don't know

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uh a big shout out to alex mousseau in the chat who says lost all the coins on billy bet help me francis

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hopefully you're okay and that it's not the end of the world for you um and uh don't worry if you think

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it is it's not the end of the world you can always come back you can always make a comeback and reese james

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does have a brand new haircut it's a great bit of style um what would you say that is there francis

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i'm not sure but it's it's got a nice kind of gradient fade on it and a lovely bit of color it's

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like a bit of a bit of uh grass kind of blonde grass um which might i even that might even be his real hair

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is it i'm not sure if you can have two-tone color hair if you have hair you're born with hair that's one

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tone i don't think you can be born with a two-tone haircut no not sure tom

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but it's an it's an impressive uh baronet nonetheless and a great way to kick off this

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game is to get onto the pitch with a brand new haircut tommy tushel looking very vampiric

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on that sideline doing a lot of clappage he's going like the clappers and he's moving around at pace

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like a manager possessed and scott's north thank you very very much very very much for the uh tip there

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it's time for us to get serious about this match right now tom why is that because we haven't been

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serious enough we've been treating it like it's a casual view along right now we need to get into the zone

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we need to be like uh who are the best commentators in the game martin tyler and fucking gary neville

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and jamie carrigan and all those we need to be calling the shots and sending it like it is and being able to

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predict and analyze the football but we've been too busy trying to organize a bloody clock for the top of the

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screen that doesn't get us taken down and you can hardly see what that is now 25 minutes gone

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reese james here stands over the ball 24 yards out from goal he's about to take a free kick he loops

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it in and it finds the head of havertz it's up in the area falls back to verner who gives it back out

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to reese james james finds incante back in the middle dish and great pressing work from uh man city has forced

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them to pass all the way back to mendy jelsea so it's tremendously unfortunate for them that that

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attack came to nothing now it's kevin de bruyne on that left hand flank side or he passes the ball around

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controlling the game at his own pace he's not speedy gonzalez but he knows what the hell is he can read

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what's going on in the game very very well so he he doesn't really need to have that quick burst of

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pace away from other players a bit like zidane in that kind of a way

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yeah ol zizu now out of a job after leaving real madrid there the other day uh the series the

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series ended on a bit of a bum note for him the third series or the third or fourth series of real

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madrid the hit series where he was the showrunner for that particular legacy tv show uh didn't go out

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with a bang the way he wanted he'd taken home three consecutive champions league trophies for them

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thanks very much smoothshot 95 for the uh tip tom can you give a shout out to my girlfriend emma

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uh how you getting on emma thanks for being uh smoothshot 95's girlfriend you i mean that's not a title any woman really could claim to have it's a it's a once in a

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million lifetime chance to become smoothshot 95's god oh here's city foden foden

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just a one degree of separate separation anxiety away from the goal there as rudiger had a last gasp

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crunching crucibleistic lovely lovely challenge from rudiger and we've commented before there francis about how good that player is

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oh stop the lights and call me rudiger he's absolutely fantastic he controls the situation from defense

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almost and he's he'll bomb it up and down the pitch and he'll fucking be all over the gap he's got pace

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and he's classic big uh tall lanky and he can just go on a lunging flying tackle like that with foden and he could

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start at one end of the six yard box and he can end up at the other end and still time the challenge well

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and that's what you want he's reliable he's sturdy great stuff thanks very much billy bett 247 any word

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on snakefist or padre i tried to set up a european bank account and all my savings disappear look lads if

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you're having trouble with billy bett like that customer there if you've got trouble where you've lost all

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your money if you if you're if you're saying to me look i've been scammed look it's probably the hse boys

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it's not this this app okay the billy bett app is solid is it not francis 110 like we don't know

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exactly who is controlling it but we have a stake we have a stake in the in the company we are interested

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and seen it too well and it's a shame that it's being clouded with these murky fucking accusations of

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financial impropatuity and all that kind of bollocks palava that's rubbish look towards your own country at

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this stage in time the hse data hack was fucking data hack was stolen by uh steven donnelly and also simon

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harris's tick tocks as well there was a load of tick tocks he made which he thought were shite and he

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just left them in the drafts he forgot to delete them but the hse hackers have hold of them and

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apparently they're gonna start fucking drip feed releasing them in the same kind of uh wiki leaks

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american fucking carnivore american carnage whatever that video was called the uh helicopter uh killing the

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people here come here come city here come city city oh ball rolls across gold mouth and it falls to

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reach james who belts it away crazy bit of business all together uh snakefist or padre we don't know we

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we're really not sure i hope you're getting on well anyway thanks for the tape here comes uh uh it's

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storage no not storage sterling and he's put the ball into the middle box rattlesnaked off of the

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defender and it's fallen to mindy and tremendous bit of incompetency there when it came to the

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final decision making from raheem sterling who just belted it in another player's house

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and said to maybe go on for a better option yeah he had mares to his right he had foden coming in from

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back like you know these are things that sterling needs to work on he's great at setting up the goals

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great assist rate and uh at that stage at the moment there he fucking took it on and he shouldn't have

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took it on it's as simple as that here comes uh de bruyne now he's being cut out fairly easily by uh

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reese james who seems to be having a good game strong game on that that flank for chelsea united

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yeah he's uh he's big he's strong he's got a great haircut i think he could be going to the euros with

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the boys and uh he'll want to perform well here tonight in order to get that ball rolling that euro

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ball you know once the euro ball is rolling for you as a player then that's all you need you know you're

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going to be playing all the top international games you're going to be getting all the big sponsorship deals

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crazy bit of business crazy money driving around spending fucking 50s and 100 euro notes throwing in

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some instances throwing euros at people scrunched up and then throwing the notes in their faces as a form

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of aggression hard late stage capitalistic aggression and i have never done that i never will do that

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but you gotta wonder what drives someone to act in that manner it's a crazy bit of euro business

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crazy bit of euro business is right euro not wrong there and also darrow neil it's just tipped in

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there with a lovely lovely lovely 10 euro crazy bit of business darrow neil i hope you're doing well

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darrow holy smoke what an amazing generous act of curiosity that was from darrow neil please say celine celine celine

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your boyfriend loves you let him off the hook he's just watching the match cheers boss well you heard it

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there celine celine celine celine let your boyfriend watch the match and afterwards he will clean clean clean

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well that's well that wasn't in the message there tom you've just landed darrow neil in a serious scenario

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there where he's kind enough to tip you and then uh try and get us to his own dirty work by uh weaseling out of

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uh being in a relationship in order to watch the match but what you've done tom is you have

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fucked up up dara's position going forward because he now has to clean or do some kind of

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fucking laborious chore after the match has ended crazy bit of business here comes uh chelsea trying to

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break down the the walls of babylon but babylon is being guarded by the uh formidable kyle walker

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an epic presence in that manchester city defense is he not he is and he's the fastest player as well in

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the the premier league possibly even in the world we don't know yet we haven't those stats to hand but uh

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gundigan is having not a great passing scenario game there has just lost the fucking ball and um hasn't

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really shone so far so to speak i i know that de bruyne has sterling foden's had a crack at goal um but we we

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haven't seen much from gundigan yet

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reese james seeing a bit more of the ball down there i suppose in a way manchester city's uh attacks

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are concentrated down the left hand side of the flank so much so that that's going to be a busy game

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for reese james and uh gundigan who we were just talking about there who hasn't really

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switched on as of yet just after taking a yellow card to the face

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yeah yellow card there for uh gundigan who slammed into the back of mason mount

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and tuck him to the ground and uh that's not great now for uh gundigan yellow yellow card when you're

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in midfield it's it's a tenuous position but look fucking pepsi guardacola has the business boys on the

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bench ready to fucking deploy and do pure business also

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jiru is dancing around and this the touchline wearing a high visi bib

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and what's gonna happen when they stick the frenchman up front and say

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go olivier go and do the job you're paid to do

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we don't know we don't know but uh he does produce it in the big games doesn't he olivier jiru he's a big

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game strike man is he not he's a big big big big big big big big big french striking man with an

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unbelievable acclaim to the title of one of the best and he comes out and he comes up and he's on top and he's scoring when it happens when he does it

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thank you mccarthy buccal thank you very much and party leblanc i hope you're getting on well we're seeing uh ufc 10th of july i'd say just away right 35 minutes on the clock here hopefully uh we're not gonna get you way for out of it gundiganed

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before time the chelsea lads warming up on the touchline you wouldn't think there's gonna be any changes before half time we're 10 minutes away from half time

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we thought there's a tendency for these uh champions league games to be awful boring oh not not so much

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scorefest as a schnorfest and that's one that you can use tom if you ever want to use it it's one of mine

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silage thanks very much for the tip how do i get a refund on the g baler 9 000

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tom do you want to feel that one thanks very much for the tip there the g baler 9 000 look lads you know as well as i do this is a high

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concept piece and go look can't they out to havertz havertz taking down our zinchenko lovely little tackle at the end there just to dispossess

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kai havertz before he was about to pull the trigger but uh you were saying there about the g baler time yeah look

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uh you know yourself lads if you were availed of the custom limited edition custom rung here comes de bruyne de bruyne out to the right hand side fank riyad maras maras

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dancing his way into the box it's nice gets a shot on and it's saved by mendy if you were shooping enough to

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buy the fankin g baler 900 9 000 stupid don't don't be mocking the people who fankin shelled out tom yeah

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well sorry i mean you need to realize you read the small print on these yokes and you see for yourself

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like yeah you can make bills out in the field that have unbelievable haircuts but you gotta remember

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limited edition small print you can't return it there's no refund or return policy on it lads it's a

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beautiful machine if you can't get it running you've probably fankin never used one before

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nothing to do with me nothing to do with mikhail try bale if you try getting onto bale thanks very

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much for for the tip though and poddy la blank did you hear anything from connor williams these days tommy

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i can't help but wonder is he still going around the racing track while listening to cafe del mar

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by energy 52 crazy better business all together with that fella we don't really know uh francis have

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you had any any word on the whereabouts of that fella williams couldn't tell you tam and tiago silver is

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going off crying it's the end of his game but i don't know what happened to him maybe he was taken down

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in a rough savage challenge which doesn't really say much much because these challenges these days as a

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tushel pats christiansen on the arse uh as he goes on crazy bit of business and tiago silver looks

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like he's gonna start bawling tears of absolute sadness not shame just sadness west coast goddess

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thanks very much how are you tommy can you give a shout out to tim in berlin yeah tim how are you doing

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timmy what's the story uh how are the germans keeping how are the germans treating you yeah

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good good work out there yeah lot of work lot of jobs out there tim huh yeah i know a few fellas out

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there went working and uh yeah sure they stayed there for 20 30 years it's one of them still there like you know

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great work out there great great great industry out there in germany it might be a bit too good what's

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this now chelsea chelsea trying to mount something out here but they've been mason mounted out of it

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someone's just mounted a massive banner on their fucking mantelpiece that says how are you now chelsea you're

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shite sincerely mason mount so it wasn't even man city who put that on the mantelpiece it was a chelsea

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it's a chelsea player and it was mason mount mason mount who said that crazy bit of business tam here

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come chelsea down the left now with chill well take a chill will pell take a chill pill chill well he manages

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to slow the pace down sends a balloon sky ball and out towards reese james and it was passed it back then

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to christiansen and then out to rudiger who looks spicy he puts the ball again out to chill well and

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mounts that epic dynamic duo trying to find ways of unlocking that left hand side flank catch which seems

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remarkably well closed down by kyle walker and co and now they're going right ways again but it's right

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ways is wrong ways and two right ways don't make a left for chelsea as tiago silver sits dejectedly on

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the steps of the stands head bowed down in shame and in sadness a man who cannot play the game he loves to

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play so much it's such a shame tam where do you think he goes from here tiago silver

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couldn't tell you probably probably back to the hotel afterwards or maybe home if there's a flight

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maybe he might go to brazil for the summer because it's the summer holidays now thanks very much poddy

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leblanc do you oh yeah uh mccarthy buccal how are you hello from the shetlands islands says mccarthy

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i've been working the land all day watching the stream which you lads now is making my day

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thank you very much it's great to be here it's great we enjoy the the football so much we do indeed it's

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an absolute pleasure and honor and it's uh i'm gonna just say it again it's an absolute pleasure to be

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able to watch these games chillax the cacks takes my mind off the whole fucking impending investigation by

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By the Metropolitan Police.

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Here's Kai Havertz.

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He takes it past.

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Moraes puts it into the fucking back of the goal.

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And it's a goal for Kai Havertz.

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And it's Evo Morales.

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The goalkeeper for fucking City could not contain the Germanic man of Germany himself.

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And a vampiric, almost monstrophic Tommy Tuchel is going absolutely apeshit on the side hatch.

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As Pep Guardiola sips tiny minuscule sippings of water from his bottle of Valvic.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Long range pass from Mendy.

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Out to find Chilwell and Mount on that left wing.

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And it was the Mason Mount ball of destruction and death to Kai Havertz.

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Who took it one on one past Evo Morales.

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Who a little touch took it away from Morales.

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And he kept his foot in Havertz.

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And he kept his foot in.

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And he's eating pudding right now.

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As Chelsea United are 1-0.

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One goal to the goose.

368
00:45:20,560 --> 00:45:22,560
Up against Manchester City.

369
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:24,780
Crazy bit of business.

370
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:26,520
Just as we were saying.

371
00:45:26,660 --> 00:45:28,020
We love watching.

372
00:45:28,940 --> 00:45:30,560
It's an absolute pleasure lads.

373
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,240
And thank you very much for tuning in.

374
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:37,720
And we're glad to be providing a service.

375
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:38,660
We're sorry.

376
00:45:38,780 --> 00:45:42,220
We don't have the right service to give you a better clock.

377
00:45:42,980 --> 00:45:43,640
But that's it.

378
00:45:43,740 --> 00:45:45,360
It's 43 minutes gone.

379
00:45:45,880 --> 00:45:48,880
Kai Havertz making the difference here.

380
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:53,500
Chelsea are in the driving seat against the favourites.

381
00:45:53,660 --> 00:45:54,640
Manchester City.

382
00:45:55,980 --> 00:45:58,480
Really was a bolt from the blue in fairness.

383
00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:01,020
Because Man City have had the better chances.

384
00:46:01,500 --> 00:46:02,940
But the game went stale.

385
00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,740
I have to say for 20-15 minutes maybe.

386
00:46:06,180 --> 00:46:09,560
And there was no real threat being posed on either of the goals.

387
00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:12,100
And that's kind of come out of nowhere.

388
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,800
It was two passes in it.

389
00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:16,020
Three passes in it.

390
00:46:16,100 --> 00:46:17,420
And then a goal from Havertz.

391
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,520
Nice bit of work from him.

392
00:46:18,900 --> 00:46:21,340
So it just goes to show that the City boys.

393
00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:23,800
Although they are a stronger outfit as well.

394
00:46:24,120 --> 00:46:26,540
They look like they could be falling asleep at times.

395
00:46:26,860 --> 00:46:29,540
And we're just having a look at that replay again.

396
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:33,600
Kai Havertz went one-on-one with their keeper.

397
00:46:34,020 --> 00:46:35,880
And the keeper came outside the box.

398
00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:37,340
Nearly slide challenged him.

399
00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:37,680
Could have.

400
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,480
Havertz could have gone down.

401
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,180
Maybe got fucking the keeper sent off or something.

402
00:46:42,280 --> 00:46:42,880
But he didn't.

403
00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:44,500
Kept on his feet and scored the goal.

404
00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:45,640
Crazy bit of business.

405
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:48,240
Thanks very much to Ken Stubbs.

406
00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:49,680
For the tip.

407
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,560
I have a wee flutter on Phil Foden for the first goal, Schlug.

408
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,860
Unfortunately that's passed now, I'm afraid.

409
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:56,120
Sorry to hear that.

410
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,920
Foden is all of my hopes and fears wrapped into a big...

411
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:00,920
Well, here comes Rhys James.

412
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:03,240
Rhys James on the ball.

413
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:06,700
Trying to create a bit of crazy business on that right-hand side flank

414
00:47:06,700 --> 00:47:08,880
for Manchester City to contend with.

415
00:47:09,260 --> 00:47:12,360
As Chelsea are looking dominant again here.

416
00:47:12,580 --> 00:47:17,560
They're passing about and holding off the City boys.

417
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:18,460
The Cetisians.

418
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:23,220
With only a minute left of injury time to play before the end of the first half.

419
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:24,540
Three minutes, I beg your pardon.

420
00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:29,000
They want to maintain a solid set-up going into that half.

421
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:30,340
They don't want to concede here.

422
00:47:30,700 --> 00:47:35,300
Because it's psychologically a big, big, big, big benefit to be going in as the winners.

423
00:47:35,420 --> 00:47:36,360
Coming out as the winners.

424
00:47:36,580 --> 00:47:37,720
That's the crack.

425
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:38,860
That's the way they want it here.

426
00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:42,420
They're not going to fully fledge themselves towards the goal line.

427
00:47:43,060 --> 00:47:47,440
However, having said that, they are moving forward at pace.

428
00:47:47,840 --> 00:47:50,020
Chelsea have a lot of fans in the stadium.

429
00:47:50,500 --> 00:47:51,980
Seemingly more than Man City.

430
00:47:52,620 --> 00:47:59,340
And Man City now are probably going to have to try and get the ball into the goal, I would imagine.

431
00:48:00,060 --> 00:48:00,840
That's true.

432
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:06,120
So, it's basically, that's basically what needs to happen all the time.

433
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:08,640
Correct.

434
00:48:10,340 --> 00:48:15,660
And now Chelsea are looking to move down that right-hand flank with Rhys James again.

435
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:18,340
A lot of involvement play from Rhys James.

436
00:48:18,860 --> 00:48:20,980
And he's playing with Kante on the side.

437
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:21,840
Playing with fire.

438
00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:22,560
Into Werner.

439
00:48:22,820 --> 00:48:24,980
Werner, chess control outside the box.

440
00:48:25,100 --> 00:48:29,240
And then tries to get a shot on what wasn't happening for him.

441
00:48:29,920 --> 00:48:32,520
Yeah, he should have maybe rolled it back to Havertz.

442
00:48:32,920 --> 00:48:36,480
He probably thought he had the right angle there, Werner.

443
00:48:36,580 --> 00:48:40,140
But that said, the final shot was kind of cack.

444
00:48:40,580 --> 00:48:45,840
And now Thiago Silva is still crying in the side hatch of the industry.

445
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,640
45 minutes gone here.

446
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,020
There's only one minute left of injury time to play.

447
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,980
Man City are down one goal to zero from Chelsea.

448
00:48:56,500 --> 00:48:59,060
And it's a crazy bit of ball at the moment.

449
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:01,540
Tommy Tuchel on the sidelines.

450
00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:03,500
Clapping, jeering, dancing around.

451
00:49:03,600 --> 00:49:06,320
Doing anything he can to bolster the support.

452
00:49:06,720 --> 00:49:08,600
And the gusto behind his team.

453
00:49:08,860 --> 00:49:11,820
Also to put fear into the hearts of the Chelsea players.

454
00:49:11,940 --> 00:49:13,220
Of the Man City players.

455
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:17,460
Who seem to not like demons, ghosts or vampires.

456
00:49:18,120 --> 00:49:19,520
Because it's having an effect on them.

457
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,960
Pep Guardiola doesn't have a vampiric air about him.

458
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:26,520
But he does have the air of a mad manager man.

459
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,140
But that isn't as scary as the vampiric Tuchel.

460
00:49:30,740 --> 00:49:31,740
It's definitely not.

461
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:38,260
I get a vibe of Nosferatu about Tommy Tuchel.

462
00:49:38,680 --> 00:49:42,020
Whereas the likes of Unai Emery.

463
00:49:42,460 --> 00:49:46,940
Is more a classic Hammer Horror Dracula.

464
00:49:47,880 --> 00:49:51,040
A Christopher Lee kind of vibe.

465
00:49:51,620 --> 00:49:55,160
Whereas Tuchel is definitely black and white.

466
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,040
You know.

467
00:49:57,460 --> 00:49:59,300
Kind of silhouette against the wall.

468
00:49:59,660 --> 00:50:00,480
Long fingers.

469
00:50:01,480 --> 00:50:02,500
That kind of a vibe.

470
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:05,800
I mean.

471
00:50:06,300 --> 00:50:08,840
There's definitely something for those boys.

472
00:50:08,980 --> 00:50:10,920
If they don't want to win trophies.

473
00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:13,300
At Europe's highest elite level.

474
00:50:14,440 --> 00:50:16,000
They can start doing fucking.

475
00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:17,060
You know.

476
00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:18,380
Scary movies and stuff.

477
00:50:18,740 --> 00:50:19,420
So it's a great.

478
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,080
You know.

479
00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:21,540
A lot of these players in the game.

480
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:22,520
Managers in the game.

481
00:50:23,020 --> 00:50:25,240
They want to find a media job.

482
00:50:25,240 --> 00:50:26,100
Once they've left.

483
00:50:26,600 --> 00:50:27,200
The match.

484
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:28,960
And that's something for them.

485
00:50:29,020 --> 00:50:29,280
Maybe.

486
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:31,960
It's the half time whistle.

487
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:34,780
Which has been blown by the referee.

488
00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:37,540
Which has made people stand up and cheer.

489
00:50:37,620 --> 00:50:39,060
Because that whistle.

490
00:50:39,220 --> 00:50:40,140
Which has been blown.

491
00:50:40,500 --> 00:50:41,360
Makes a sound.

492
00:50:41,660 --> 00:50:44,560
The sound is a very high pitched shriek.

493
00:50:45,220 --> 00:50:46,340
And it's peeped.

494
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,540
Three times.

495
00:50:47,760 --> 00:50:49,660
And then a final long fourth time.

496
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:50,840
In this style.

497
00:50:51,720 --> 00:50:51,880
Whee!

498
00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:52,720
Whee!

499
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:53,700
Whee!

500
00:50:54,820 --> 00:50:56,200
That was three times.

501
00:50:56,580 --> 00:50:58,080
And that signifies.

502
00:50:58,080 --> 00:50:59,780
It's the end of the first half.

503
00:50:59,780 --> 00:51:01,500
Of regulation time.

504
00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:02,480
Plus.

505
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:04,500
Additional injury time.

506
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,680
To the end.

507
00:51:05,680 --> 00:51:07,760
Of the first half.

508
00:51:08,100 --> 00:51:08,860
Of soccer.

509
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:10,100
In this.

510
00:51:11,200 --> 00:51:12,120
The UEFA.

511
00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:13,080
European.

512
00:51:13,580 --> 00:51:14,940
Champions League.

513
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:16,100
Final.

514
00:51:16,760 --> 00:51:17,440
Live.

515
00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,240
And direct.

516
00:51:18,600 --> 00:51:20,060
From the Dragon Stadium.

517
00:51:20,180 --> 00:51:20,840
Of Portugal.

518
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:21,860
Featuring.

519
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:23,080
Manchester.

520
00:51:23,720 --> 00:51:24,060
City.

521
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:25,080
And.

522
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,300
Chelsea.

523
00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:28,940
It's 1-0.

524
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:30,200
At the moment.

525
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:31,440
To Chelsea.

526
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,140
Thank you very much there.

527
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:36,160
Dance Pig.

528
00:51:36,720 --> 00:51:37,400
For the tip.

529
00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:38,520
I hope you're doing well.

530
00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:39,980
Dance Pig.

531
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:40,400
Who says.

532
00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:41,140
Patrick.

533
00:51:41,840 --> 00:51:42,260
Brendan.

534
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:43,200
Tim.

535
00:51:43,780 --> 00:51:44,020
And.

536
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:44,720
Canis.

537
00:51:45,860 --> 00:51:46,840
Over in Berlin.

538
00:51:46,980 --> 00:51:47,980
Are listening to techno.

539
00:51:48,180 --> 00:51:48,480
And doing.

540
00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:49,960
I won't say the other bit.

541
00:51:50,460 --> 00:51:51,660
We've heard enough.

542
00:51:51,780 --> 00:51:52,700
And we've seen enough.

543
00:51:53,120 --> 00:51:53,720
Come home.

544
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:55,360
We're all worried about you.

545
00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:57,220
And you won't get into trouble.

546
00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:58,700
We swear all is forgiven.

547
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:00,720
Alright.

548
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,020
Okay.

549
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:01,840
So Dance Pig.

550
00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:02,640
Is saying that.

551
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:02,920
Okay.

552
00:52:03,940 --> 00:52:04,920
Probably a bit jealous.

553
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,520
Or something.

554
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,120
That Patrick.

555
00:52:06,280 --> 00:52:06,600
Brendan.

556
00:52:06,780 --> 00:52:07,020
Tim.

557
00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:07,180
And.

558
00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:07,580
Canis.

559
00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:08,360
Are over in Berlin.

560
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:09,320
Listening to techno.

561
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:09,780
And doing.

562
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,160
What we won't be able to read out.

563
00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:13,520
On the stream.

564
00:52:13,660 --> 00:52:14,740
But fair play to you lads.

565
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,060
Take that thing off the screen there.

566
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:17,960
Hopefully we won't get.

567
00:52:18,660 --> 00:52:19,520
Jam dazzled.

568
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:20,740
By the UEFA Euro.

569
00:52:21,200 --> 00:52:22,020
Copyright buys.

570
00:52:22,420 --> 00:52:23,180
But so far.

571
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:23,840
What you're enjoying.

572
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:24,520
What you're seeing.

573
00:52:24,640 --> 00:52:24,980
Francis.

574
00:52:25,980 --> 00:52:26,920
I am indeed.

575
00:52:27,340 --> 00:52:28,280
I gotta tell you something.

576
00:52:28,860 --> 00:52:30,780
It's really put the cat amongst the pigeons.

577
00:52:30,940 --> 00:52:34,080
Because we never anticipated this scenario at all.

578
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:34,880
What we wanted.

579
00:52:34,880 --> 00:52:37,320
Was a situation where there was goals.

580
00:52:37,580 --> 00:52:37,980
Goals.

581
00:52:38,080 --> 00:52:38,420
Goals.

582
00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:39,500
We haven't got that.

583
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:40,960
But we haven't got.

584
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:41,900
The opposite.

585
00:52:42,100 --> 00:52:43,680
The antithesis of a good game.

586
00:52:44,020 --> 00:52:44,520
We've got.

587
00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:47,260
A mediocre game.

588
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,200
But it's interesting.

589
00:52:49,360 --> 00:52:50,420
Because Man City.

590
00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,760
Are the team to beat here.

591
00:52:53,160 --> 00:52:54,760
And they're being bet at the moment.

592
00:52:55,180 --> 00:52:56,280
Whether or not they can.

593
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:57,480
Come up with something.

594
00:52:57,660 --> 00:52:58,700
And second half.

595
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,340
Turn things around.

596
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:02,260
We know they're well capable of it.

597
00:53:02,940 --> 00:53:03,180
But.

598
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:05,680
We've seen them not do it at times.

599
00:53:05,860 --> 00:53:07,780
Especially against Leeds United there.

600
00:53:07,900 --> 00:53:08,100
About.

601
00:53:09,080 --> 00:53:10,540
Four or five matches ago.

602
00:53:10,640 --> 00:53:11,520
When they just.

603
00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:13,380
Could not wake up.

604
00:53:13,820 --> 00:53:14,180
Granted.

605
00:53:14,740 --> 00:53:16,920
They didn't have their Foden on the pitch that day.

606
00:53:17,020 --> 00:53:18,220
They didn't have De Bruyne.

607
00:53:18,340 --> 00:53:19,260
They didn't have.

608
00:53:19,760 --> 00:53:20,720
Sterling on the pitch.

609
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:21,040
I'm.

610
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:21,320
I'm.

611
00:53:21,320 --> 00:53:21,620
I'm.

612
00:53:21,620 --> 00:53:22,580
I'm certain they didn't.

613
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:23,640
But.

614
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:24,980
That said.

615
00:53:25,860 --> 00:53:28,380
They need to have a better defensive setup.

616
00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,700
And not be falling asleep.

617
00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:30,860
The way that they did there.

618
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,800
They let Kai Havertz through on goal.

619
00:53:33,460 --> 00:53:34,200
It was a.

620
00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:34,900
A nice.

621
00:53:35,060 --> 00:53:35,800
Lovely through ball.

622
00:53:35,900 --> 00:53:37,540
But it wasn't like they had to have.

623
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:38,540
Amazing awareness.

624
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:39,580
To be able to thread it.

625
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:40,960
Because there was a gap.

626
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,380
A bloody bus.

627
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:43,120
Or lorry.

628
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:44,620
Could have been parked in the gap.

629
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,020
Between the two centre backs.

630
00:53:46,220 --> 00:53:47,440
There for Manchester City.

631
00:53:48,140 --> 00:53:48,340
And.

632
00:53:48,680 --> 00:53:49,900
Fair play to Havertz.

633
00:53:50,220 --> 00:53:51,320
For having the cojones.

634
00:53:51,880 --> 00:53:52,900
To go one on one.

635
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:53,940
Take it past.

636
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:54,760
The keeper.

637
00:53:54,980 --> 00:53:55,840
And slot it in.

638
00:53:56,320 --> 00:53:56,780
When.

639
00:53:56,980 --> 00:53:58,840
He could have taken a long range punt at goal.

640
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,540
But no.

641
00:53:59,660 --> 00:54:00,580
I'm really impressed.

642
00:54:00,580 --> 00:54:02,300
I'm really impressed with the way it's turned out so far.

643
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:04,020
It's not a shit boring game.

644
00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:05,660
It's not an amazing game.

645
00:54:05,720 --> 00:54:08,400
But it's got the makings of something that could be really good.

646
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:09,580
Should Man City.

647
00:54:09,780 --> 00:54:11,480
Step up the pace.

648
00:54:13,480 --> 00:54:14,720
Thanks very much for that.

649
00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:15,740
Tip.

650
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:16,400
Tobes.

651
00:54:16,580 --> 00:54:18,420
And for that analysis there.

652
00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:19,000
Francis.

653
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,220
No problem.

654
00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:20,440
Tom.

655
00:54:21,600 --> 00:54:22,080
Tobes.

656
00:54:22,320 --> 00:54:22,640
Says.

657
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:23,760
Tommy Coyne.

658
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:24,980
Is live.

659
00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:25,400
Look.

660
00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:26,340
We don't know about that.

661
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:26,660
There's.

662
00:54:26,780 --> 00:54:28,080
There's a lot of murky.

663
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:30,440
There's a HSE data hack.

664
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,080
Has gone on.

665
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:33,280
We also have reason to believe that.

666
00:54:33,700 --> 00:54:36,840
The same people who had broken into the HSE.

667
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:38,960
Have now started.

668
00:54:39,860 --> 00:54:41,760
Trying to release Tommy Coyne.

669
00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:45,520
This is not a drill everyone.

670
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,240
If you have just tuned in with.

671
00:54:48,140 --> 00:54:49,520
Some serious news.

672
00:54:50,760 --> 00:54:52,820
At around 3.45 this afternoon.

673
00:54:55,340 --> 00:54:57,880
Two F-16s set off from Galena.

674
00:54:58,460 --> 00:54:59,640
And they were headed your way.

675
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,060
Around 3.45 local time.

676
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:03,820
Paris.

677
00:55:04,440 --> 00:55:06,560
Stephen Donnelly received a text message.

678
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,880
To say that the HSE data hack.

679
00:55:09,220 --> 00:55:10,240
Had been reversed.

680
00:55:10,840 --> 00:55:11,080
But.

681
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:12,900
That the crushing news.

682
00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:14,360
Was that Tommy Coyne.

683
00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:15,560
Might now be live.

684
00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:17,260
With no.

685
00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:18,520
With no knowledge.

686
00:55:18,740 --> 00:55:20,160
To the proprietors.

687
00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,500
Or originators.

688
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,700
Of the Tommy Coyne.

689
00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:23,940
IPO.

690
00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:26,120
Or even the coin itself.

691
00:55:26,280 --> 00:55:26,500
Which.

692
00:55:26,860 --> 00:55:27,440
To my knowledge.

693
00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:28,820
Is currently being mined.

694
00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:30,940
In a village.

695
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,440
Undisclosed location.

696
00:55:32,440 --> 00:55:34,240
Just outside of Schligo Town.

697
00:55:36,060 --> 00:55:36,500
Now.

698
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:37,860
Where does that leave us?

699
00:55:37,920 --> 00:55:38,480
We don't know.

700
00:55:38,540 --> 00:55:39,980
Because these HSE boys.

701
00:55:40,220 --> 00:55:41,460
They're a cybersec.

702
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:42,560
Cybersecurity.

703
00:55:42,740 --> 00:55:43,540
Lulsec group.

704
00:55:43,900 --> 00:55:45,720
They have control over coins.

705
00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:47,900
They're posing as different people.

706
00:55:47,900 --> 00:55:49,100
They have your PPS.

707
00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:50,380
They have your data.

708
00:55:51,060 --> 00:55:52,340
And they could be ringing you up.

709
00:55:52,640 --> 00:55:54,100
And trying to sell you Tommy Coyne.

710
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,240
Do not answer that call.

711
00:55:57,340 --> 00:55:58,420
Put that phone down.

712
00:55:58,500 --> 00:56:00,220
As soon as you pick up the phone.

713
00:56:00,300 --> 00:56:00,960
And press answer.

714
00:56:01,100 --> 00:56:01,700
Put it down.

715
00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:03,400
Make sure you hang up.

716
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:04,360
Before you put it down.

717
00:56:04,940 --> 00:56:05,580
But don't.

718
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:06,340
Buy.

719
00:56:07,060 --> 00:56:07,640
Tommy Coyne.

720
00:56:07,700 --> 00:56:08,160
Of people.

721
00:56:08,560 --> 00:56:09,500
Who aren't Tommy.

722
00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:11,020
That's all I'm saying.

723
00:56:11,620 --> 00:56:12,520
You'd want to watch out.

724
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:13,020
You'd want to.

725
00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:13,800
You'd want to.

726
00:56:13,800 --> 00:56:14,540
You'd want to.

727
00:56:14,540 --> 00:56:16,340
Sort out your I's.

728
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:17,280
And dot your T's.

729
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:18,720
Champions League.

730
00:56:18,760 --> 00:56:19,620
Half time sponsor.

731
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,020
Haiku.

732
00:56:20,140 --> 00:56:20,700
Claude McCart.

733
00:56:20,780 --> 00:56:21,480
Thanks very much.

734
00:56:21,540 --> 00:56:22,560
I hope you're getting on well.

735
00:56:22,940 --> 00:56:23,600
How are you getting on?

736
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:24,120
Claude McCart.

737
00:56:24,200 --> 00:56:25,420
Thanks very much for the money man.

738
00:56:25,620 --> 00:56:26,580
I hope you're doing well.

739
00:56:26,780 --> 00:56:28,760
And it's a great great great scenario.

740
00:56:29,160 --> 00:56:30,840
To be able to blast out.

741
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,840
Another few lines.

742
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,700
Of poetry.

743
00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,200
Last night.

744
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:37,440
I dreamt me.

745
00:56:37,740 --> 00:56:39,260
And Billy Bette were friends.

746
00:56:39,660 --> 00:56:40,240
He said.

747
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:42,340
My runners were cool.

748
00:56:43,660 --> 00:56:44,340
Is that even.

749
00:56:44,460 --> 00:56:44,700
That's.

750
00:56:44,780 --> 00:56:45,680
That's a nice poem.

751
00:56:46,200 --> 00:56:47,440
Is it a haiku though?

752
00:56:48,540 --> 00:56:50,280
I think it's three lines.

753
00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:54,240
I think it's three lines Tom.

754
00:56:55,160 --> 00:56:55,740
Great stuff.

755
00:56:55,740 --> 00:56:57,800
And.

756
00:56:59,420 --> 00:57:01,060
It's great to promote Billy Bette.

757
00:57:01,160 --> 00:57:01,400
As well.

758
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:02,220
That's another thing.

759
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:03,320
We've got great community.

760
00:57:04,020 --> 00:57:04,680
That's kind of.

761
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:06,200
It's self-promotion.

762
00:57:06,380 --> 00:57:06,540
It's.

763
00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:08,420
It's utilizing.

764
00:57:09,180 --> 00:57:10,440
The good will and nature.

765
00:57:11,080 --> 00:57:11,980
Of the community.

766
00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,680
To spread awareness.

767
00:57:14,040 --> 00:57:14,940
About a company.

768
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,640
That's doing so much good work.

769
00:57:17,160 --> 00:57:18,300
The unsung heroes.

770
00:57:18,300 --> 00:57:18,980
Of society.

771
00:57:18,980 --> 00:57:19,600
I would say.

772
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,120
The people who are on Billy Bette.

773
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:21,740
Two for seven.

774
00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:22,140
Because.

775
00:57:23,220 --> 00:57:24,600
You don't know how many hours.

776
00:57:25,660 --> 00:57:26,560
How much time.

777
00:57:27,660 --> 00:57:28,960
You can while away.

778
00:57:29,500 --> 00:57:29,760
Do you know.

779
00:57:29,840 --> 00:57:30,940
Forgetting all your troubles.

780
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:32,380
You know.

781
00:57:32,400 --> 00:57:34,000
Watching these football matches.

782
00:57:34,280 --> 00:57:34,780
That are.

783
00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:35,620
On telly.

784
00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:36,900
And even if they're not on telly.

785
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,180
Even if they are in Brazil.

786
00:57:38,580 --> 00:57:39,640
Or they're in Belarus.

787
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,840
You'd still be able to find.

788
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:43,420
A fucking market for it.

789
00:57:43,660 --> 00:57:44,360
On Billy Bette.

790
00:57:44,500 --> 00:57:44,820
And.

791
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:46,980
You'd be able to watch his stream as well.

792
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:48,060
You know.

793
00:57:48,500 --> 00:57:49,000
Yeah.

794
00:57:49,100 --> 00:57:50,900
We went through a bit of a weak spell.

795
00:57:51,500 --> 00:57:51,940
Ourselves.

796
00:57:52,180 --> 00:57:52,580
In being.

797
00:57:52,780 --> 00:57:53,980
In not being able to secure.

798
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:55,380
A decent stream of the match.

799
00:57:55,880 --> 00:57:57,620
But what I gotta say.

800
00:57:58,020 --> 00:57:58,480
Is.

801
00:57:58,620 --> 00:57:59,520
About this.

802
00:57:59,860 --> 00:58:00,920
Champions League final.

803
00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:02,020
And the Europa League.

804
00:58:02,020 --> 00:58:03,660
Champions League final.

805
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,680
The other day.

806
00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:07,280
The Europa Champions League final.

807
00:58:07,600 --> 00:58:09,280
The Europa Champions League final.

808
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:09,780
The other day.

809
00:58:09,860 --> 00:58:10,380
And this.

810
00:58:10,680 --> 00:58:11,800
Champions League final here.

811
00:58:11,880 --> 00:58:13,560
Which is just the Champions League final.

812
00:58:13,660 --> 00:58:14,120
Thanks for that.

813
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:16,440
What's great about that.

814
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:17,440
Thanks very much.

815
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:18,220
On the lads 69.

816
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,660
What's great about that.

817
00:58:19,780 --> 00:58:20,000
Is.

818
00:58:20,100 --> 00:58:21,480
Oh Liam Gallagher's in the audience.

819
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,600
And so is the brother.

820
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:23,760
So is the other brother.

821
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:25,100
Handbags.

822
00:58:25,620 --> 00:58:26,280
We've got.

823
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,300
We've got word.

824
00:58:28,220 --> 00:58:29,940
Unless that's back at Main Road.

825
00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:30,200
Or.

826
00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:31,680
Unless that's back at the Etihad.

827
00:58:32,540 --> 00:58:32,780
Or.

828
00:58:32,980 --> 00:58:33,620
We don't know.

829
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:35,100
But we just saw a shot there.

830
00:58:35,320 --> 00:58:35,360
Of.

831
00:58:35,420 --> 00:58:35,740
Fucking.

832
00:58:36,240 --> 00:58:37,140
Liam Gallagher.

833
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:38,600
And then Noel Gallagher.

834
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:39,020
As well.

835
00:58:39,120 --> 00:58:40,100
In the same stadium.

836
00:58:40,220 --> 00:58:41,500
But they're not sitting together.

837
00:58:42,240 --> 00:58:43,300
Crazy bit of business.

838
00:58:43,760 --> 00:58:44,560
Crazy bit of business.

839
00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:45,440
You need Kylian Harrington.

840
00:58:45,560 --> 00:58:46,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

841
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:47,340
I will drink a nagging.

842
00:58:47,420 --> 00:58:48,040
For every goal.

843
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:48,680
Chelsea score.

844
00:58:48,800 --> 00:58:49,660
Tommy Coyne to the moon.

845
00:58:50,260 --> 00:58:51,320
Tommy Coyne millionaire.

846
00:58:51,620 --> 00:58:53,020
Who are you rooting for Tommy?

847
00:58:54,340 --> 00:58:54,700
Um.

848
00:58:55,220 --> 00:58:56,460
I want to see a good game.

849
00:58:57,000 --> 00:58:57,660
That's it really.

850
00:58:57,780 --> 00:58:58,140
So I mean.

851
00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,220
But in terms of winning.

852
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:01,900
I don't know.

853
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:02,520
I don't really.

854
00:59:03,020 --> 00:59:03,700
I don't.

855
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,900
I don't want either of them to win.

856
00:59:05,980 --> 00:59:06,160
You know.

857
00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:06,860
That kind of way.

858
00:59:06,900 --> 00:59:07,320
Thanks for the tip.

859
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:11,520
Uh.

860
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,120
Maybe.

861
00:59:12,240 --> 00:59:13,280
Thank you very much for the tip.

862
00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:14,600
Montagu big boys.

863
00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:16,740
Shout out to the Montagu big boy.

864
00:59:16,860 --> 00:59:17,340
Bad boys.

865
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:18,940
Before they move out of Port Stewart.

866
00:59:19,360 --> 00:59:20,580
We hope you're doing well lads.

867
00:59:21,300 --> 00:59:22,940
But I'd say maybe Chelsea.

868
00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:23,380
Maybe.

869
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,200
But.

870
00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:30,480
There's been no style as of yet, you know.

871
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:31,420
I want to see.

872
00:59:31,700 --> 00:59:36,040
I don't mind who wins this match as long as there's a bit of style about it.

873
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:43,360
And unfortunately, Champions League finals underwhelming a lot of the time, you know.

874
00:59:43,820 --> 00:59:44,480
Yeah, yeah.

875
00:59:44,540 --> 00:59:46,140
I mean, when was the last good one?

876
00:59:46,220 --> 00:59:48,260
Liverpool and fucking Istanbul.

877
00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:51,360
I can't remember anything that was as mad as that.

878
00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,960
But there's been some stylistic wins, of course.

879
00:59:55,080 --> 01:00:02,100
But anything where it's like complete, utter turnaround, turn up for the books hasn't happened in a while.

880
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,320
I can't see it happening here tonight, unfortunately.

881
01:00:05,100 --> 01:00:09,920
What I can see is maybe Man City coming out and getting real, really real about it.

882
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:13,980
And just dragging the bull by the horns out of the fucking pen.

883
01:00:14,660 --> 01:00:15,620
And saying to it, go on.

884
01:00:16,260 --> 01:00:17,780
Go and do a bit of work there, the fuck.

885
01:00:18,600 --> 01:00:19,500
Crazy bit of business.

886
01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:23,000
Thanks very much there, HondaLad69 and TommyKaiMillionaire.

887
01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:25,380
And Ranspom or Gazprom.

888
01:00:25,540 --> 01:00:27,220
Thanks for the stream from Gazprom.

889
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:33,300
Which is a Russian slash Eurasian gas conglomerate magnet.

890
01:00:33,700 --> 01:00:37,160
Which makes a lot of money out of the football as well, I believe.

891
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:41,020
Because there's a lot of Gazprom hoardings at the side of the pitch.

892
01:00:41,440 --> 01:00:44,960
And any markets for those Gazprom hoardings, Francis?

893
01:00:45,120 --> 01:00:45,760
Yep.

894
01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:55,880
You can gamble on how many times Angolo Kante will slide into a Gazprom hoarding at the side of the pitch in the second half.

895
01:00:56,400 --> 01:01:07,260
And also how many times Chilwell will put a cross in that won't meet its target, but will meet an advertising hoarding for Screwfix.

896
01:01:08,140 --> 01:01:16,200
I'm not sure if the Champions League have Screwfix as a sponsor, but the market is there anyway.

897
01:01:16,520 --> 01:01:20,500
And unfortunately there is no warning on those markets to say whether or not they're live.

898
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:22,400
So you are at your own risk.

899
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:29,400
If you use BillyBet247, be careful because some of the markets aren't even live.

900
01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:31,900
But it will still take your money.

901
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:32,900
A bit of a problem there.

902
01:01:32,980 --> 01:01:39,880
One of the major gripes about the app, and there's been a lot of FAQ bashing,

903
01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:45,980
there was almost a DDOS attack on the FAQ section of the BillyBet webpage,

904
01:01:46,240 --> 01:01:51,380
because there were so many people trying to wonder why the app was taking money off them.

905
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,580
And unfortunately it's not stolen cash, lads, so you can't get it back.

906
01:01:57,220 --> 01:02:01,540
There is small print on the website that says they do keep everything you give them.

907
01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:12,820
And also bets and payouts are liable to avoid if the circumstances is scrutinized by an independent

908
01:02:12,820 --> 01:02:21,340
adjudicator to have been the subject of foul play and or conspiratorial overtones.

909
01:02:21,720 --> 01:02:24,560
Your winnings and stake may be a jeopardy.

910
01:02:24,640 --> 01:02:27,360
I am obliged to put that news out there.

911
01:02:27,580 --> 01:02:30,180
Super Lemon Hayes, thank you very much for the tip.

912
01:02:30,980 --> 01:02:32,440
Thanks very much, Hayes.

913
01:02:32,600 --> 01:02:33,500
Hope you're doing well.

914
01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:35,980
And of course, Captain Sack.

915
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:40,560
The man, the mystery, the myth, the man.

916
01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:44,360
Maybe not even a man, but the captain.

917
01:02:45,220 --> 01:02:46,420
The sack man.

918
01:02:47,860 --> 01:02:53,980
Gemma, thank you.

919
01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:56,380
Gemma, thanks very much.

920
01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:58,040
What went on then, Tom?

921
01:02:58,100 --> 01:03:04,520
It was like you were using my phone to talk out of it.

922
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,480
It was like that.

923
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,980
Thanks very much, Gemma, for the tip there.

924
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:13,040
Gemma's not enjoying the football.

925
01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,880
Tommy, could you tell her to wake up?

926
01:03:17,920 --> 01:03:18,740
I'm afraid not.

927
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:23,980
I'm going to take a little slug of this fancy cocktail that was handed to me before the match.

928
01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:26,120
What's the story with it, Tom?

929
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:26,500
What is it?

930
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,340
One of those flying flamingos, is it?

931
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:30,000
You hit the nail on the head.

932
01:03:30,060 --> 01:03:31,060
It's not even a cocktail.

933
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:35,720
It's hard seltzer or something like sparkling water.

934
01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:45,360
Verdict, Tom?

935
01:03:46,860 --> 01:03:47,240
Yeah.

936
01:03:48,200 --> 01:03:48,700
You wouldn't?

937
01:03:48,860 --> 01:03:49,220
You wouldn't?

938
01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,060
I wouldn't go on them for the night, anyway.

939
01:03:51,880 --> 01:03:52,460
Thanks for the tip.

940
01:03:52,980 --> 01:03:53,920
I'd stout it up.

941
01:03:54,060 --> 01:03:55,940
There was only no clean glasses in the house.

942
01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:57,180
I couldn't stout it up.

943
01:03:57,180 --> 01:03:59,940
Liam Gallagher is definitely there, lads.

944
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:02,740
He's looking dodgy.

945
01:04:02,980 --> 01:04:03,780
He's got the hood up.

946
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:05,080
He's hanging with fans.

947
01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:12,560
And I wonder there is Noel hanging out with the fans.

948
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:21,540
I'd say Noel might be in a corporate box scenario, although we did see a cutaway of Noel Gallagher.

949
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:24,820
He didn't look like he was in a box.

950
01:04:25,060 --> 01:04:26,540
Didn't look like he was in a box.

951
01:04:26,540 --> 01:04:29,120
But he was in his box.

952
01:04:29,180 --> 01:04:30,600
He wasn't off his box.

953
01:04:31,720 --> 01:04:35,260
And he was flanked by a couple of fellas.

954
01:04:36,160 --> 01:04:44,480
But it seems as though Liam has utilized this opportunity in a political sideswipe at his brother

955
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:51,380
to show that he is indeed the man of the people out of the two brothers of Oasis.

956
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:52,720
Yeah.

957
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:52,800
Yeah.

958
01:04:53,580 --> 01:05:03,580
Any fans, music fans or Oasis fans or anything like that will be interested to know that the match on the pitch is not the only battle here.

959
01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:08,880
It's the battle for good PR based on the two brothers from Oasis.

960
01:05:09,760 --> 01:05:13,420
And one of them is going around hanging out with the fans, the real people.

961
01:05:14,620 --> 01:05:16,080
And the other one isn't.

962
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:26,980
So it's a bit of a PR blow to Noel Gallagher because the younger brother's going around just being sound to people, you know.

963
01:05:27,100 --> 01:05:30,320
Whereas it looks like Noel might be a bit more up his own arse.

964
01:05:30,900 --> 01:05:31,780
We don't know yet.

965
01:05:32,780 --> 01:05:33,260
Yeah.

966
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:39,960
And it's for years maybe it's been bottling up because Liam was always seen as kind of the hellraiser.

967
01:05:40,360 --> 01:05:46,220
And it was Noel who did the music and all that stuff, you know, and he controls the scenario.

968
01:05:46,740 --> 01:05:48,600
But now Liam's coming back.

969
01:05:49,560 --> 01:06:02,760
And he's coming back in style with a hoodie on in the stands with a load of stands to use a commonplace nowadays term for fans who are hanging around him.

970
01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,340
It's a crazy bit of business.

971
01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,860
It's one nil to Chelsea.

972
01:06:05,980 --> 01:06:08,740
It'd be great actually knowing that the Gallagher brothers are there.

973
01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,580
If Man City get beat.

974
01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:13,880
There's a bit of spite in that.

975
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:15,140
I understand.

976
01:06:15,420 --> 01:06:16,560
It's not fucking classy.

977
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:18,800
But that's just the way it is.

978
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:21,660
Would you rather I lie to you or do you want me to give it to you straight?

979
01:06:22,200 --> 01:06:23,440
Well, I don't care.

980
01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:25,880
You can be honest with me anyway.

981
01:06:26,060 --> 01:06:27,360
I'm not sure what the viewer thinks.

982
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:34,440
But anyway, whether or not it's going to it might bring the two Oasis brothers together.

983
01:06:34,980 --> 01:06:36,440
If Man City get beat.

984
01:06:36,500 --> 01:06:37,560
If Man City win.

985
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,740
Imagine the scenes afterwards if Man City win.

986
01:06:41,140 --> 01:06:44,760
Liam Gallagher might go on the piss with a load of people outside the stadium then.

987
01:06:45,360 --> 01:06:52,980
And then you'd have Noel Gallagher who would have to try and make it look like he's also a band of the people.

988
01:06:53,100 --> 01:06:54,880
He might have to do it under duress.

989
01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:56,880
But he probably won't.

990
01:06:57,300 --> 01:07:06,240
Imagine if there's footage then later on of Liam Gallagher with the fucking Champions League trophy in a gaff party with Guardiola.

991
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:10,260
And they're listening to fucking rock tunes and stuff like that.

992
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,900
General raucous behavior.

993
01:07:13,580 --> 01:07:14,360
Crazy stuff.

994
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:15,860
It just probably won't happen though.

995
01:07:17,140 --> 01:07:18,580
Would be mad to see it.

996
01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,980
Would be mad to see it actually.

997
01:07:20,220 --> 01:07:24,180
And Liam Gallagher going fucking absolutely mad for it.

998
01:07:25,500 --> 01:07:26,500
On the sauce.

999
01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,140
And just doing what he does best.

1000
01:07:29,140 --> 01:07:34,280
Maybe doing Wonderwall covers in the corner of a gaff at 4am in Portugal.

1001
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,980
With Guardiola and the rest of the Man City boys.

1002
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:44,060
And probably like numerous other Man City hangers on and langers.

1003
01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:47,380
Crazy bit of business here.

1004
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:48,540
Stirling taking down.

1005
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:51,580
Man City looking frustrated here.

1006
01:07:52,220 --> 01:07:54,020
As they start the second half.

1007
01:07:55,020 --> 01:07:56,300
And Rhys James again.

1008
01:07:57,100 --> 01:07:58,780
A very strong presence.

1009
01:07:59,460 --> 01:08:00,360
He's done well.

1010
01:08:00,580 --> 01:08:01,640
So far for Chelsea.

1011
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,000
He's hard to deal with.

1012
01:08:04,380 --> 01:08:05,880
For the Man City players.

1013
01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,900
And he's all over the pitch.

1014
01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:10,600
He's an omnipresent presence.

1015
01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:12,500
Here comes Kevin De Bruyne now.

1016
01:08:12,580 --> 01:08:13,920
About to launch a free kick.

1017
01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:16,500
25 yards out from goal.

1018
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:19,020
Mendy is getting his wall together.

1019
01:08:19,340 --> 01:08:20,800
But it's about 30 yards actually.

1020
01:08:21,260 --> 01:08:21,860
Long way.

1021
01:08:21,940 --> 01:08:23,040
It's probably going to go for.

1022
01:08:23,180 --> 01:08:24,500
Aim for the head of stones.

1023
01:08:24,660 --> 01:08:25,160
Or someone.

1024
01:08:26,080 --> 01:08:27,800
There's a high line being played.

1025
01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:29,720
Outside the box.

1026
01:08:30,140 --> 01:08:31,220
Ball comes in from Foden.

1027
01:08:31,400 --> 01:08:33,860
It's picked up really easily by Angolo Kante.

1028
01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:35,780
On that right hand flank sider.

1029
01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:37,540
And he launches the ball.

1030
01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:39,560
At a Man City players arse.

1031
01:08:39,860 --> 01:08:40,660
And it goes out.

1032
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:41,940
For a goal kick.

1033
01:08:42,080 --> 01:08:43,520
To Chelsea United here.

1034
01:08:43,640 --> 01:08:44,620
47 minutes.

1035
01:08:44,620 --> 01:08:45,120
It's played.

1036
01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,380
Thanks very much.

1037
01:08:47,460 --> 01:08:48,160
To awful.

1038
01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:49,660
Oh.

1039
01:08:49,960 --> 01:08:51,100
F'ing class almighty.

1040
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:51,920
Thank you very much.

1041
01:08:52,040 --> 01:08:52,620
And Gemma.

1042
01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:54,620
Super Lemonheads.

1043
01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:55,320
Captain Sack.

1044
01:08:55,580 --> 01:08:56,340
Killian Harrington.

1045
01:08:57,000 --> 01:08:57,840
And Tommy Coyne.

1046
01:08:57,900 --> 01:08:58,680
Thank you very much.

1047
01:08:58,740 --> 01:08:59,960
I hope you're doing well lads.

1048
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:00,600
And that the.

1049
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:01,480
The world.

1050
01:09:01,920 --> 01:09:03,000
Is treating you well.

1051
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:04,600
As a.

1052
01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:07,100
Man City are looking to treat this world.

1053
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:08,480
Very well.

1054
01:09:08,740 --> 01:09:10,580
To a display of classy football.

1055
01:09:11,180 --> 01:09:12,780
But they haven't started doing it yet.

1056
01:09:13,100 --> 01:09:14,400
They'd want to pull the finger out.

1057
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,780
48 minutes.

1058
01:09:15,780 --> 01:09:18,220
We'll put that shot clock back on to the top there.

1059
01:09:18,620 --> 01:09:20,720
In case you're wondering what time it is on the match.

1060
01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:22,780
Check it out up there on the clock.

1061
01:09:22,840 --> 01:09:24,820
In the top left hand corner of the screen.

1062
01:09:25,220 --> 01:09:25,960
Because right now.

1063
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,820
We've got business to attend to.

1064
01:09:28,320 --> 01:09:29,280
Business is booming.

1065
01:09:29,700 --> 01:09:30,640
For a Man City.

1066
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,100
And business is good.

1067
01:09:32,220 --> 01:09:33,900
Because they're seeing a lot of the ball now.

1068
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,300
And they're passing it around.

1069
01:09:35,440 --> 01:09:36,200
Nice and coolly.

1070
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:36,860
And.

1071
01:09:37,440 --> 01:09:38,400
Penis land.

1072
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:38,940
Collective.

1073
01:09:39,060 --> 01:09:39,900
Thank you very much.

1074
01:09:40,580 --> 01:09:41,300
N'Golo Kante.

1075
01:09:41,640 --> 01:09:42,040
Disposition.

1076
01:09:43,600 --> 01:09:44,640
N'Golo Kante.

1077
01:09:45,340 --> 01:09:45,700
Disposition.

1078
01:09:46,540 --> 01:09:46,900
Disposition.

1079
01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:47,000
Disposition.

1080
01:09:47,680 --> 01:09:48,080
Disposition.

1081
01:09:48,440 --> 01:09:50,200
He gives the ball out to Ziyech.

1082
01:09:50,660 --> 01:09:51,880
He gives it away to Ziyech.

1083
01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:52,520
I beg your pardon.

1084
01:09:52,660 --> 01:09:53,520
He'll find Silva.

1085
01:09:53,640 --> 01:09:54,680
Bernardo Silva.

1086
01:09:55,100 --> 01:09:55,780
And Silva.

1087
01:09:56,200 --> 01:09:57,460
Up to Gundogan.

1088
01:09:57,740 --> 01:09:58,260
Gundogan.

1089
01:09:58,380 --> 01:09:59,260
Out to Kyle Walker.

1090
01:09:59,400 --> 01:09:59,660
Now.

1091
01:09:59,960 --> 01:10:01,520
Chance to get the ball into the.

1092
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:04,060
The main zone here for Silva.

1093
01:10:04,280 --> 01:10:05,840
For Manchester City.

1094
01:10:06,140 --> 01:10:06,780
Kyle Walker.

1095
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:07,640
Cross ball.

1096
01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:09,460
Into the six yard area.

1097
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:10,840
And into the clutches.

1098
01:10:11,460 --> 01:10:12,680
Of Mendy.

1099
01:10:13,160 --> 01:10:13,860
For Chelsea.

1100
01:10:14,300 --> 01:10:15,900
And it wasn't a great ball.

1101
01:10:16,480 --> 01:10:17,700
On 49 minutes.

1102
01:10:18,720 --> 01:10:19,020
Yep.

1103
01:10:19,480 --> 01:10:20,140
Not really.

1104
01:10:20,300 --> 01:10:22,280
They didn't really have many options there.

1105
01:10:22,380 --> 01:10:23,280
Manchester City.

1106
01:10:23,460 --> 01:10:23,660
So.

1107
01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:26,120
It was a hit and hope kind of cross.

1108
01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:27,200
From Kyle Walker.

1109
01:10:27,960 --> 01:10:28,140
Though.

1110
01:10:28,600 --> 01:10:29,940
They play him so many times.

1111
01:10:30,060 --> 01:10:30,380
I'd say.

1112
01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:31,340
During the week.

1113
01:10:31,380 --> 01:10:31,840
In training.

1114
01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:34,300
There really is not much hope in it.

1115
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:34,780
These days.

1116
01:10:34,780 --> 01:10:35,780
It's more or less.

1117
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:36,320
Just.

1118
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:37,520
Racking up.

1119
01:10:37,660 --> 01:10:38,800
The chance averages.

1120
01:10:39,420 --> 01:10:40,120
And seeing.

1121
01:10:40,420 --> 01:10:40,640
What.

1122
01:10:40,960 --> 01:10:41,160
Shit.

1123
01:10:41,560 --> 01:10:41,980
Sticks.

1124
01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:44,420
It's a lot of averages.

1125
01:10:44,420 --> 01:10:45,860
It's all about.

1126
01:10:46,240 --> 01:10:47,420
It's all about.

1127
01:10:47,420 --> 01:10:48,700
Hit placements.

1128
01:10:48,820 --> 01:10:49,540
Hit markers.

1129
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:51,540
Chances created.

1130
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:52,920
Expected goal.

1131
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:53,900
Differentials.

1132
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:54,780
It's all about.

1133
01:10:54,940 --> 01:10:55,440
The highs.

1134
01:10:55,580 --> 01:10:56,200
The lows.

1135
01:10:56,640 --> 01:10:57,900
The crushing realities.

1136
01:10:58,560 --> 01:10:59,980
The tepid realities.

1137
01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:00,580
Sometimes.

1138
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:00,940
The.

1139
01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:01,680
The reality.

1140
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:01,700
The reality.

1141
01:11:01,700 --> 01:11:02,760
That this is all.

1142
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,720
Just not.

1143
01:11:03,920 --> 01:11:04,960
That fucking impressive.

1144
01:11:05,160 --> 01:11:05,640
Whatsoever.

1145
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:06,480
And then.

1146
01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,060
The.

1147
01:11:07,060 --> 01:11:07,940
The deception.

1148
01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:09,080
And the fucking.

1149
01:11:09,580 --> 01:11:10,880
What's the other word for.

1150
01:11:11,060 --> 01:11:12,080
When you delude yourself.

1151
01:11:12,600 --> 01:11:13,020
Delusion.

1152
01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:14,180
The delusion.

1153
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:15,080
The self delusion.

1154
01:11:15,260 --> 01:11:15,700
That this.

1155
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:16,460
Is.

1156
01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,420
The best.

1157
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:18,540
That entertainment.

1158
01:11:18,800 --> 01:11:19,280
And humanity.

1159
01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:19,840
Can offer.

1160
01:11:20,220 --> 01:11:21,040
These are questions.

1161
01:11:21,140 --> 01:11:21,680
That otherwise.

1162
01:11:21,800 --> 01:11:22,960
Might lurk in your mind.

1163
01:11:23,020 --> 01:11:24,200
You put off for another day.

1164
01:11:24,260 --> 01:11:25,180
Because it's just too.

1165
01:11:25,480 --> 01:11:25,920
Blank.

1166
01:11:26,380 --> 01:11:27,400
To be able to pursue.

1167
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:29,240
But we're here at the moment.

1168
01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,720
Looking at the scoreline.

1169
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:31,680
Of Manchester City.

1170
01:11:31,800 --> 01:11:32,120
Zero.

1171
01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,520
Chelsea.

1172
01:11:32,520 --> 01:11:32,880
One.

1173
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,260
And we're asking ourselves.

1174
01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:35,220
If this.

1175
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:36,160
Isn't it.

1176
01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:37,420
What is Tom?

1177
01:11:39,180 --> 01:11:39,760
Well.

1178
01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:40,740
We don't know what is.

1179
01:11:40,820 --> 01:11:41,700
But thanks very much.

1180
01:11:41,700 --> 01:11:42,060
Everyone.

1181
01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:43,200
For tuning in anyway.

1182
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,380
And also.

1183
01:11:45,060 --> 01:11:45,960
Manchester City.

1184
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:46,620
Now.

1185
01:11:47,140 --> 01:11:48,860
Looking stronger again.

1186
01:11:49,060 --> 01:11:49,300
But.

1187
01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:50,380
Has to be said.

1188
01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:51,860
Chelsea's defence.

1189
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,360
Is fantastical.

1190
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:54,520
We said that.

1191
01:11:54,780 --> 01:11:55,260
Against.

1192
01:11:55,540 --> 01:11:56,360
Real Madrid.

1193
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:56,960
Did we not?

1194
01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:58,460
They didn't get a looking Tom.

1195
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:00,960
Yeah.

1196
01:12:02,560 --> 01:12:03,600
They didn't get a looking.

1197
01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,360
And there's no chance.

1198
01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:07,360
For City here.

1199
01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:07,920
To get a looking.

1200
01:12:07,920 --> 01:12:08,560
And if they keep playing.

1201
01:12:08,620 --> 01:12:09,160
Their way they're playing.

1202
01:12:09,240 --> 01:12:10,100
There's no magic.

1203
01:12:11,700 --> 01:12:12,480
N'Golo Kante.

1204
01:12:13,060 --> 01:12:13,620
Out to.

1205
01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:14,520
Havertz.

1206
01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:15,480
Then back.

1207
01:12:15,720 --> 01:12:15,840
To.

1208
01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:16,420
Rudiger.

1209
01:12:16,720 --> 01:12:17,540
Right down the.

1210
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:19,200
The arse end of the pitch.

1211
01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:19,900
Now.

1212
01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:20,700
He's finding.

1213
01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:22,080
Chilwell and Mount.

1214
01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,560
Who are trying to.

1215
01:12:23,660 --> 01:12:24,580
Do a bit of cheeky.

1216
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:25,080
Two touch.

1217
01:12:25,200 --> 01:12:25,920
On the left wing.

1218
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:27,320
But it doesn't work out for them.

1219
01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:27,700
Because.

1220
01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:29,260
There was zero reading.

1221
01:12:29,420 --> 01:12:29,980
In the passing.

1222
01:12:30,140 --> 01:12:30,840
And the intended.

1223
01:12:31,460 --> 01:12:32,360
Direction of play.

1224
01:12:33,340 --> 01:12:33,820
It's been.

1225
01:12:34,060 --> 01:12:34,660
Sniffed out.

1226
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:35,500
By.

1227
01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,660
Man City here now.

1228
01:12:37,120 --> 01:12:38,440
And it's stones on the ball.

1229
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:39,580
Out the back.

1230
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:40,000
Gap.

1231
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:41,000
And.

1232
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:42,240
They're passing it around.

1233
01:12:43,080 --> 01:12:43,840
And trying to.

1234
01:12:44,260 --> 01:12:45,580
Trying to come up with something.

1235
01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:45,820
But.

1236
01:12:46,020 --> 01:12:47,620
It doesn't feel like there's any spark.

1237
01:12:47,980 --> 01:12:48,640
Here's De Bruyne.

1238
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:48,940
Now.

1239
01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:49,960
Talk about spark.

1240
01:12:50,500 --> 01:12:51,440
Comes out the trap.

1241
01:12:51,700 --> 01:12:52,360
Taken down.

1242
01:12:52,440 --> 01:12:58,000
By Angolo County, referee says play on, and now it's Chelsea who have the weight of the ball.

1243
01:12:58,720 --> 01:13:02,900
The weight of the ball has been passed around the pitch nicely and rollily, rollily,

1244
01:13:03,400 --> 01:13:08,560
as the ball gets rolled around between each and every individual player from the Chelsea backline.

1245
01:13:08,560 --> 01:13:12,800
This includes Rudiger, who then finds Chilwell on the wing.

1246
01:13:13,200 --> 01:13:18,020
It's Chilwell and touch, Chilwell and move, as he moves the ball out to mount,

1247
01:13:18,360 --> 01:13:23,440
finds Timo Werner in a lovely little triangulation down that left-hand flank pitch sider,

1248
01:13:23,780 --> 01:13:30,560
and the referee blows upon his magic whistle of peace to signify that, yes, the linesman has spotted something.

1249
01:13:30,900 --> 01:13:32,680
What is it? A cheeky touch.

1250
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:35,880
And it's gone on too long and it's too much.

1251
01:13:36,500 --> 01:13:44,040
So now they've been penalized, and it's a Manchester City ball down their end of the pitch tonight with Stones.

1252
01:13:45,020 --> 01:13:52,860
Stones is utilizing Phil Foden, who's dropped back into a cheeky little pocket of play down the Man City backline.

1253
01:13:53,280 --> 01:14:00,000
Foden's here again, and he's orchestrating play, passing it out to Gundogan, who finds a man again in Kevin De Bruyne,

1254
01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:01,980
utilizing Zinchenko now.

1255
01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:10,140
And Rhys James does well to yet again cut out the pass and find almost Timo Werner with a long-flighted ball down the pitch.

1256
01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:16,020
Consternation abounds between the Manchester City defenders as to who should be marking who.

1257
01:14:16,440 --> 01:14:19,500
There's a lot of tense scenarios going on.

1258
01:14:19,780 --> 01:14:23,520
Not so much as Zinchenko down the fucking business end of the field here.

1259
01:14:23,800 --> 01:14:28,460
He's taken down outside the Chelsea box, but again, the referee says no, it's not a foul.

1260
01:14:29,120 --> 01:14:30,960
Manchester City are knocking on the door.

1261
01:14:31,440 --> 01:14:33,300
They're coming back for more and knocking again.

1262
01:14:33,460 --> 01:14:37,440
They're going around the side of the house, tapping on the windows and saying,

1263
01:14:37,980 --> 01:14:38,980
Are you in, lads?

1264
01:14:39,460 --> 01:14:40,200
Are you in?

1265
01:14:40,600 --> 01:14:41,440
Because we're here.

1266
01:14:42,200 --> 01:14:54,460
And at the moment, Pepsi Guardi-Cola stands on the touchline like a man possessed by the demons of football and soccer and Pele and fucking Van Basten.

1267
01:14:54,840 --> 01:14:58,680
And now, a lovely little ball goes forward for Chelsea.

1268
01:14:59,480 --> 01:15:01,280
It's Kai Havertz in its structure.

1269
01:15:01,820 --> 01:15:04,940
In its execution, it's Angolo-Cantistic.

1270
01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:11,260
And there's been a bit of antagonistic behavior between Gundogan and Kai Havertz,

1271
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:16,120
which has resulted in a little foul being called against Manchester City.

1272
01:15:16,520 --> 01:15:19,500
Gundogan, of course, is on a yellow car from earlier on.

1273
01:15:19,820 --> 01:15:25,240
We don't know what's going to happen with him, but if he's to play recklessly as he is playing right now,

1274
01:15:25,560 --> 01:15:31,440
he could be sent off before the end of the match, which would not be great at all for Pepsi Guardi-Cola.

1275
01:15:31,900 --> 01:15:38,460
Now, a dangerous chance for Chelsea at 54 minutes outside the Manchester City danger box

1276
01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:45,960
as Ben Chilwell, or another player who looks remarkably like him, steps up to flight a ball into the area.

1277
01:15:46,500 --> 01:15:48,900
The Manchester City high line is high and pressing.

1278
01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:50,100
The ball comes in.

1279
01:15:50,440 --> 01:15:55,680
It's a depressing scenario for Chelsea, as Manchester City get their heads to it.

1280
01:15:56,140 --> 01:16:04,220
It's a bouncing, pinballistic ball of death, which comes all the way down from the fucking halfway line from Angolo-Canty

1281
01:16:04,220 --> 01:16:08,120
and out the touchline for a goal kick of 55 minutes here.

1282
01:16:08,740 --> 01:16:13,320
Fucking arse, thank you very much for the 10 euro tip.

1283
01:16:13,380 --> 01:16:14,540
I hope you're getting on well.

1284
01:16:14,960 --> 01:16:17,920
And also, we've got another beautiful little haiku.

1285
01:16:17,980 --> 01:16:20,080
Haiku, Haiku

1286
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,180
Who the hell are you?

1287
01:16:22,600 --> 01:16:24,220
Haiku, Haiku

1288
01:16:24,220 --> 01:16:26,400
Tell me what you do

1289
01:16:26,400 --> 01:16:28,500
And the Haiku is from

1290
01:16:28,500 --> 01:16:29,440
Clan Macout

1291
01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:32,940
And it says it's the Oasis breakup Haiku

1292
01:16:32,940 --> 01:16:34,680
Oasis split up

1293
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:37,060
When Noel walked in on Liam

1294
01:16:37,060 --> 01:16:39,380
Doing a shite in the nude

1295
01:16:39,380 --> 01:16:44,260
Words

1296
01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:45,600
Can't

1297
01:16:45,600 --> 01:16:47,120
Express

1298
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,460
Or analyse

1299
01:16:49,460 --> 01:16:51,580
Such a

1300
01:16:51,580 --> 01:16:53,800
A profound and moving

1301
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,160
Piece of art

1302
01:16:55,160 --> 01:16:57,340
Such as the one that you just read out there

1303
01:16:57,340 --> 01:16:59,100
And as we say that

1304
01:16:59,100 --> 01:17:01,380
There's been a crunching collision

1305
01:17:01,380 --> 01:17:04,540
Between two of the pitch's biggest crunchers

1306
01:17:04,540 --> 01:17:05,580
In my book

1307
01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,980
In the shape of De Bruyne

1308
01:17:07,980 --> 01:17:09,120
And Rudiger

1309
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:11,960
Rudiger already looks like the Phantom of the Opera

1310
01:17:11,960 --> 01:17:12,920
With the mash gone

1311
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:16,320
So hopefully he hasn't sustained

1312
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:23,360
any injuries to the head there. Meanwhile, the touchline is well and truly heat mapped by men

1313
01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:30,460
who are doing fucking warm-up drills and routines in bibs for each respective team. These guys,

1314
01:17:30,600 --> 01:17:35,800
they're known as the substitutes. And right now, one of them could be geared up to come on soon

1315
01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:41,180
enough because the yellow card has been brandished, this time to a blue shirt. Of course, both teams

1316
01:17:41,180 --> 01:17:46,540
are wearing blue, but it's the darker blue of Chelsea, which will see the lighter shade of yellow

1317
01:17:46,540 --> 01:17:57,960
for what the referee has deemed as a nasty shoulder left on the face of De Bruyne. 56 minutes gone here

1318
01:17:57,960 --> 01:18:06,500
at the Dragon Stadium. Kevin De Bruyne still lying down on the ground, not grabbing his groin,

1319
01:18:06,500 --> 01:18:12,660
but he's grabbing his head and it looks as though something has gone wrong here. Hopefully, he's okay.

1320
01:18:13,860 --> 01:18:33,000
Hopefully, he is okay. We are... All our thoughts are with De Bruyne or is it Sinchenko even? We don't even know. They both have similar hair. Thanks very much anyway, lads. Can you give a shout? Can you give us a slug out to the Dak Janiels boys?

1321
01:18:33,220 --> 01:18:54,660
J-Pod and Salty Dog and the Birkinhead lads? Well, best of luck to everyone out there in Birkinhead, County Merseyside, over in England. And we're at 57 minutes here. De Bruyne is being clattered. He's on the ground. And it's gone on too long.

1322
01:18:54,660 --> 01:19:12,860
So, it does signify that there's a bit of dodginess going on there with De Bruyne. And now he might actually have to be replaced. It looks like that fella that we said was the man, the Messiah, the second coming. None other than Jesus, who plays for Manchester City.

1323
01:19:13,020 --> 01:19:28,300
He's about to come on for the clattered Kevin De Bruyne. We hope he's okay because he's such a talent. An immense talent. And we were hoping to see a bit of him in action for the Belgian side there who are going to be playing in the Euros.

1324
01:19:29,040 --> 01:19:39,220
I don't know what group they're in, but they're playing... Oh, yeah. He looks like he's got a nasty headbutt to the eye or something there. He has got a bit of a shiner.

1325
01:19:39,220 --> 01:20:00,300
I heard on the commentary there. Yeah. You could hear Steve McManaman saying, he's got a bit of a shiner there. And now he's walked off De Bruyne. I think he's crying as well. It's such a shame. Oh, no, he's not. I thought he was crying, but he wasn't.

1326
01:20:02,240 --> 01:20:15,260
Crazy bit of a shiner. He's being seen to at the sideline there as Gabriel Jesus limbers up to come onto the pitch for the tearful Kevin De Bruyne.

1327
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:25,920
Now, if you ask me, this could be a remarkable change for the NBA because this is a player now I really am impressed by altogether.

1328
01:20:26,240 --> 01:20:27,920
And I know you are too as well, Francis.

1329
01:20:28,860 --> 01:20:43,300
Ha ha ha ha! Gabriel, the second coming Jesus of Nazareth, who plays not only for Manchester City, but he also plays for the world.

1330
01:20:43,860 --> 01:20:46,480
Because is he the second coming?

1331
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:50,400
It's not like you, it's like people who deny God exists.

1332
01:20:51,020 --> 01:20:54,260
You can't know that he doesn't not exist.

1333
01:20:54,380 --> 01:20:59,300
So how can you deny that Gabriel Jesus isn't the second coming?

1334
01:20:59,840 --> 01:21:01,380
I'll leave it for you to decide.

1335
01:21:03,480 --> 01:21:06,820
Dodgy bit of action here. Appeals for handball.

1336
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:11,640
Referee saying it hit the top of the arm, the bicep.

1337
01:21:12,220 --> 01:21:14,000
And as we know, that's...

1338
01:21:14,660 --> 01:21:16,080
We have another look here at the replay.

1339
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:19,560
Yes, I think it was Rhys James.

1340
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:22,640
That really did look like a handball, in fairness.

1341
01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:29,140
Rhys James, who's been having a great game, is now subject to a potential penalty VAR check.

1342
01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:34,160
And from where I'm sitting, looks like it could be a penalty.

1343
01:21:36,040 --> 01:21:45,160
You wouldn't know, Tom, but VAR potential penalty check is in the works at the moment, which could spell...

1344
01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:46,020
Oh, the check is over.

1345
01:21:50,320 --> 01:21:54,600
The check is over. We don't know whether or not it's not a penalty, but the check is over and...

1346
01:21:57,280 --> 01:21:58,200
Let's, let's see.

1347
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:02,120
Yeah, it's not a penalty.

1348
01:22:02,860 --> 01:22:05,020
Not a penalty. You heard it here first.

1349
01:22:05,620 --> 01:22:07,480
Unless, of course, you're actually watching the match.

1350
01:22:07,540 --> 01:22:09,780
You're seeing it live and you're seeing it unfold first.

1351
01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:13,260
Rhys James had his arm held out.

1352
01:22:13,900 --> 01:22:15,740
And the ball was goal-bound.

1353
01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,840
And that stopped it going in.

1354
01:22:19,900 --> 01:22:26,520
I've seen dubious handball checks, VAR and all that kind of shenanigans all year round.

1355
01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:28,700
Much more dubious than that.

1356
01:22:28,820 --> 01:22:29,400
They've been given.

1357
01:22:30,060 --> 01:22:30,880
They've been given, Tom.

1358
01:22:31,580 --> 01:22:37,560
And I tell you something, this referee's been given a fucking huge brown envelope by Roman Abramovich.

1359
01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:42,060
Probably facilitated by the HSE data hack boys.

1360
01:22:42,780 --> 01:22:45,940
Look, everything I say here is a joke.

1361
01:22:46,180 --> 01:22:48,880
And it doesn't mean that it's real.

1362
01:22:49,440 --> 01:22:51,080
But you have to ask.

1363
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,700
You have to tell the jokes sometimes to be able to say that.

1364
01:22:55,160 --> 01:22:56,980
And they're not even jokes, really.

1365
01:22:57,080 --> 01:22:57,840
There's no punchline.

1366
01:22:58,400 --> 01:23:06,400
What I'm saying is it's not a joke, but it's definitely alleged and without any grounds for certainty.

1367
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:11,120
But what is certain is that Manchester City are struggling.

1368
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:12,440
They're on the ropes.

1369
01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:17,380
They're throwing Jesus into the equation where they've just lost a brine at the powerhouse.

1370
01:23:17,380 --> 01:23:21,660
The Industrial Revolution steam engine in the middle of the pitch.

1371
01:23:22,100 --> 01:23:22,920
Pulling strings.

1372
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,600
Making steam work.

1373
01:23:25,080 --> 01:23:26,140
Making fucking...

1374
01:23:26,140 --> 01:23:27,860
Changing the game, so to speak.

1375
01:23:28,440 --> 01:23:30,900
And he's gone off with a black eye.

1376
01:23:32,260 --> 01:23:37,240
He got a headbutt or a shoulder to the face from Rudiger.

1377
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,360
And now Kai Havertz holds the ball up well.

1378
01:23:41,460 --> 01:23:43,660
Fades out to Rhys James on the side wing.

1379
01:23:43,980 --> 01:23:46,800
Chelsea looking dangerous as they pass it around.

1380
01:23:47,240 --> 01:23:49,660
Manchester City looking fluttered.

1381
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:51,440
Absolutely fluttered.

1382
01:23:52,600 --> 01:23:54,740
And I think Pulisic might be on.

1383
01:23:54,820 --> 01:23:55,400
I have to check.

1384
01:23:57,240 --> 01:23:57,540
Yep.

1385
01:23:57,840 --> 01:23:59,560
But behind it, we know really if he is on.

1386
01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:00,200
We're not sure.

1387
01:24:00,500 --> 01:24:01,060
No, he's not.

1388
01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:03,400
He's on the bench like so.

1389
01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:04,820
I mean, could happen soon enough.

1390
01:24:08,080 --> 01:24:08,560
Nah.

1391
01:24:10,240 --> 01:24:10,720
Pulisic.

1392
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:11,780
Caballero.

1393
01:24:12,140 --> 01:24:12,660
Zouma.

1394
01:24:13,060 --> 01:24:13,540
Kovacic.

1395
01:24:13,860 --> 01:24:14,340
Giroux.

1396
01:24:14,840 --> 01:24:15,260
Hudson.

1397
01:24:15,480 --> 01:24:15,760
Adoy.

1398
01:24:16,200 --> 01:24:16,740
Ziyech.

1399
01:24:17,100 --> 01:24:17,800
Gilmore.

1400
01:24:19,340 --> 01:24:20,120
Not bad.

1401
01:24:20,480 --> 01:24:21,480
Not a bad bench.

1402
01:24:22,180 --> 01:24:23,800
I mean, you look at Man City's though.

1403
01:24:23,900 --> 01:24:24,960
It's stellar.

1404
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:26,600
It's interstellar.

1405
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:28,080
Fernandinho.

1406
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:28,920
Aguero.

1407
01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:30,520
Bloody...

1408
01:24:30,520 --> 01:24:31,800
Who else?

1409
01:24:31,900 --> 01:24:33,300
Jesus has been brought on.

1410
01:24:35,600 --> 01:24:36,200
Rodriguez.

1411
01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:37,760
It's a crazy scenario.

1412
01:24:38,440 --> 01:24:39,880
And now, Fernandinho.

1413
01:24:40,060 --> 01:24:45,300
We're just saying that Fernandinho's about to come on here for number 25.

1414
01:24:45,860 --> 01:24:48,200
Who is Bernardo Silver.

1415
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:50,560
Who's had his game.

1416
01:24:50,640 --> 01:24:52,180
Finished his game for the night.

1417
01:24:52,600 --> 01:24:56,440
And goes off on 63 minutes for Fernandinho.

1418
01:24:56,440 --> 01:24:59,900
Who's a strong, strong midfielder.

1419
01:25:00,360 --> 01:25:03,200
And he's got a bit of style as well to boot.

1420
01:25:03,980 --> 01:25:04,900
Team Malone.

1421
01:25:05,180 --> 01:25:07,660
Thank you very, very, very much for the Billy bet.

1422
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:09,180
I hope you're getting on well.

1423
01:25:10,040 --> 01:25:13,020
I think Pulisic is warming up now.

1424
01:25:13,580 --> 01:25:15,580
Getting ready to come on as well.

1425
01:25:15,740 --> 01:25:17,860
Could be wrong, but we'll wait and see here.

1426
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,500
And what are your thoughts on that?

1427
01:25:20,140 --> 01:25:22,020
If any.

1428
01:25:22,600 --> 01:25:23,860
And Pulisic coming on.

1429
01:25:24,120 --> 01:25:24,460
Francis.

1430
01:25:25,740 --> 01:25:27,700
Well, you know what I say.

1431
01:25:27,900 --> 01:25:31,840
He's a great, great, great, tricky, tricky little player.

1432
01:25:32,380 --> 01:25:33,700
He's great on the ball.

1433
01:25:33,980 --> 01:25:35,120
He's great off the ball.

1434
01:25:35,520 --> 01:25:36,300
His movement.

1435
01:25:36,700 --> 01:25:37,260
His vision.

1436
01:25:37,760 --> 01:25:39,940
And also his balance and control.

1437
01:25:40,360 --> 01:25:41,760
And confidence on the ball.

1438
01:25:42,120 --> 01:25:43,200
Is what we like to see.

1439
01:25:43,740 --> 01:25:46,700
We saw that lovely little goal he scored against Real Madrid.

1440
01:25:46,700 --> 01:25:48,380
Where he danced around the keeper.

1441
01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:49,900
Nice confidence on that.

1442
01:25:50,180 --> 01:25:51,920
And I think it was his work as well.

1443
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,140
In setting up the goal in the second leg.

1444
01:25:56,160 --> 01:25:58,260
For Chelsea.

1445
01:25:58,880 --> 01:26:00,000
He's great.

1446
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:02,380
And I think Chelsea needs to get him on.

1447
01:26:03,060 --> 01:26:03,600
At some stage.

1448
01:26:03,640 --> 01:26:04,760
I know they're doing well now.

1449
01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:07,980
But I think maybe in the middle of the pitch.

1450
01:26:08,140 --> 01:26:11,160
I'm not sure who's on it as well there.

1451
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:12,060
For fucking Chelsea.

1452
01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:13,640
As Pulisic could be off.

1453
01:26:13,640 --> 01:26:15,340
I'd say maybe take Werner off.

1454
01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:17,160
And put Pulisic on.

1455
01:26:17,700 --> 01:26:20,240
And maybe move Havertz on up to the front.

1456
01:26:20,340 --> 01:26:21,020
Right up to the front.

1457
01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:23,040
Because Werner's not having a great game at all.

1458
01:26:23,400 --> 01:26:24,820
So it'll be interesting to see now.

1459
01:26:25,240 --> 01:26:26,580
If he does bring him on.

1460
01:26:27,160 --> 01:26:28,040
Tommy Tuchel.

1461
01:26:30,580 --> 01:26:34,260
And there's been a bit of consternation between Fernandinho and the referee.

1462
01:26:36,060 --> 01:26:38,980
Who's getting a bit of a telling off from the referee.

1463
01:26:39,400 --> 01:26:40,700
Because he went in heavy.

1464
01:26:41,740 --> 01:26:45,220
And I think it was Jorginho.

1465
01:26:47,140 --> 01:26:48,780
He left something on the boat there.

1466
01:26:49,100 --> 01:26:51,540
And it is Timo Werner who's coming off now.

1467
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:55,280
Maybe you were right.

1468
01:26:55,500 --> 01:26:55,920
Francis.

1469
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:56,560
Yeah.

1470
01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,620
I'm right as always.

1471
01:26:57,700 --> 01:26:58,300
I guessed it.

1472
01:26:58,620 --> 01:27:01,140
That's why we're doing the business, Tam.

1473
01:27:01,920 --> 01:27:02,880
It's not RT.

1474
01:27:03,060 --> 01:27:03,740
It's not Sky.

1475
01:27:03,940 --> 01:27:05,640
It's not BBC or whatever.

1476
01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,820
But it's class.

1477
01:27:08,100 --> 01:27:09,660
We do know what we're talking about.

1478
01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:11,700
And as I said that.

1479
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:14,480
Pulisic was substituted on.

1480
01:27:14,960 --> 01:27:16,780
After we looked at the Chelsea team.

1481
01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,940
Pulisic came on for fucking Werner.

1482
01:27:21,460 --> 01:27:22,420
Crazy bit of business.

1483
01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:23,320
Crazy bit of predictions.

1484
01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:27,040
Sure is.

1485
01:27:27,480 --> 01:27:28,000
Gundogan.

1486
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,680
Looking to do something with this.

1487
01:27:31,220 --> 01:27:33,540
But he's just not having a great day at all.

1488
01:27:34,060 --> 01:27:35,840
And for a matter of fact.

1489
01:27:36,520 --> 01:27:39,100
There's been no real standout stare of the show.

1490
01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:40,820
For Manchester City.

1491
01:27:41,860 --> 01:27:42,540
Each player.

1492
01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,740
Really has just done their bit.

1493
01:27:45,860 --> 01:27:46,580
And that's that.

1494
01:27:46,820 --> 01:27:48,240
With the exception of course.

1495
01:27:48,460 --> 01:27:51,280
Of maybe a bit of magic from Foden here and there.

1496
01:27:51,960 --> 01:27:53,600
Or you know.

1497
01:27:53,720 --> 01:27:54,160
Sterling.

1498
01:27:55,060 --> 01:27:56,420
But it's tough now.

1499
01:27:56,880 --> 01:27:58,060
Thiago Silver got.

1500
01:27:58,700 --> 01:27:59,820
Taken out of the game early.

1501
01:27:59,920 --> 01:28:00,480
He was upset.

1502
01:28:01,120 --> 01:28:01,900
Kevin De Bruyne.

1503
01:28:02,700 --> 01:28:03,060
Has.

1504
01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:05,040
Got a nice pack on the cheek.

1505
01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:05,840
In the stands.

1506
01:28:06,000 --> 01:28:08,260
Trying to take down that bruise that he got.

1507
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,380
And he's going to have a right shiner in the morning anyway.

1508
01:28:11,480 --> 01:28:12,580
Because there's a bit of blue.

1509
01:28:13,080 --> 01:28:13,480
Chelsea.

1510
01:28:13,720 --> 01:28:14,660
Chelsea blue.

1511
01:28:14,880 --> 01:28:16,260
He has around his eye.

1512
01:28:16,380 --> 01:28:17,040
It's a dark blue.

1513
01:28:17,580 --> 01:28:18,540
Ball comes in for City.

1514
01:28:18,760 --> 01:28:19,380
Heads go up.

1515
01:28:19,560 --> 01:28:20,520
No one can get to it though.

1516
01:28:20,760 --> 01:28:21,340
Shite ball.

1517
01:28:21,920 --> 01:28:23,340
A blank ball.

1518
01:28:23,880 --> 01:28:25,080
67 minutes gone here.

1519
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:26,480
Manchester City.

1520
01:28:26,880 --> 01:28:29,980
Trying to smash down the walls of Babylon.

1521
01:28:30,720 --> 01:28:32,500
But they've got nothing.

1522
01:28:33,140 --> 01:28:34,740
In the back of the truck.

1523
01:28:35,300 --> 01:28:36,080
That can successfully.

1524
01:28:37,080 --> 01:28:39,120
Take down blocks from a wall.

1525
01:28:41,200 --> 01:28:44,600
But they do have block smashers on the bench.

1526
01:28:45,260 --> 01:28:46,860
They have like a cango hammer.

1527
01:28:47,420 --> 01:28:48,720
In the shape of.

1528
01:28:50,040 --> 01:28:50,580
Aguero.

1529
01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:51,780
And then.

1530
01:28:52,620 --> 01:28:54,940
Who's the other bucking that's decent enough?

1531
01:28:56,160 --> 01:28:56,460
Aki.

1532
01:28:57,400 --> 01:28:58,140
He's good.

1533
01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:59,860
He's like a bloody.

1534
01:29:00,080 --> 01:29:01,340
A wrecking ball buzz.

1535
01:29:02,040 --> 01:29:03,460
I suppose they brought on Fernand.

1536
01:29:03,580 --> 01:29:03,920
Oh.

1537
01:29:04,060 --> 01:29:04,220
Oh.

1538
01:29:04,220 --> 01:29:04,660
Man City.

1539
01:29:05,460 --> 01:29:07,420
Nearly a goal for Man City there.

1540
01:29:08,740 --> 01:29:14,720
As Gundogan was waiting in the six yard area to receive ball from Riyad Mahrez.

1541
01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:19,780
Mahrez dispatched his ball towards Gundogan.

1542
01:29:19,780 --> 01:29:23,040
And Gundogan couldn't grab onto it with his feet.

1543
01:29:23,520 --> 01:29:25,500
And now Kai Havers has dispossessed.

1544
01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:26,540
Kyle Walker.

1545
01:29:27,100 --> 01:29:28,240
And has ran away with the ball.

1546
01:29:28,340 --> 01:29:31,680
But he ran away against the fastest man in the premiership.

1547
01:29:31,720 --> 01:29:33,420
Who catches up to him and tackles him.

1548
01:29:33,760 --> 01:29:36,880
And gets the ball back into possession for Manchester City.

1549
01:29:37,060 --> 01:29:39,240
As they're going down the left hand side flank.

1550
01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:41,300
And they're passing it around.

1551
01:29:41,420 --> 01:29:41,700
Cooley.

1552
01:29:41,840 --> 01:29:42,200
Camely.

1553
01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:43,140
Cucumberistically.

1554
01:29:43,740 --> 01:29:44,000
But.

1555
01:29:44,200 --> 01:29:44,900
To what end?

1556
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,120
As a Chelsea player goes down.

1557
01:29:47,220 --> 01:29:49,260
Screaming and clutching his leg in pain.

1558
01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:53,220
We can't really tell whether or not it's an acting scenario.

1559
01:29:53,580 --> 01:29:54,100
Masterclass.

1560
01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:57,560
Or if it's truly a remarkably painful challenge.

1561
01:29:58,200 --> 01:30:01,800
As exemplified by the grimace on the man's face.

1562
01:30:02,220 --> 01:30:03,480
All we can tell you is.

1563
01:30:03,800 --> 01:30:05,920
Is that it's going to be another few moments.

1564
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:07,740
Where nothing's happening on the pitch.

1565
01:30:08,260 --> 01:30:10,240
And we fill up time by talking shite.

1566
01:30:11,060 --> 01:30:11,860
It's great.

1567
01:30:12,220 --> 01:30:13,580
It's a great bit of business.

1568
01:30:14,040 --> 01:30:14,900
To be here.

1569
01:30:15,300 --> 01:30:16,320
And to be able to.

1570
01:30:16,680 --> 01:30:18,500
Fill up the gaps so to speak.

1571
01:30:18,600 --> 01:30:18,960
Because.

1572
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:22,700
We'd actually get bored watching this stuff.

1573
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:24,940
On our own wouldn't we?

1574
01:30:25,580 --> 01:30:26,240
We would Tom.

1575
01:30:26,840 --> 01:30:27,380
It's actually.

1576
01:30:28,180 --> 01:30:31,280
There's not many football matches I don't get bored watching.

1577
01:30:31,380 --> 01:30:32,780
But I enjoy watching them.

1578
01:30:33,240 --> 01:30:35,540
If I'm allowed to talk shite about them.

1579
01:30:35,540 --> 01:30:36,220
As they're happening.

1580
01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:37,320
Which is part.

1581
01:30:37,600 --> 01:30:38,740
As part of the.

1582
01:30:38,840 --> 01:30:39,980
Allure of the pub.

1583
01:30:40,400 --> 01:30:41,440
And the bar stool.

1584
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:41,940
Because.

1585
01:30:42,500 --> 01:30:44,120
It just is like your hub.

1586
01:30:44,220 --> 01:30:46,040
Where people are going to listen to you.

1587
01:30:46,100 --> 01:30:46,440
Because.

1588
01:30:46,960 --> 01:30:47,860
They're obliged to you.

1589
01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:48,580
Because they're.

1590
01:30:48,660 --> 01:30:50,080
I mean it's a public space.

1591
01:30:50,860 --> 01:30:51,180
And.

1592
01:30:52,160 --> 01:30:54,100
People are encouraged to talk.

1593
01:30:54,400 --> 01:30:54,600
So.

1594
01:30:55,320 --> 01:30:57,440
And that's the great thing about the soccer as well.

1595
01:30:57,920 --> 01:30:59,800
You can watch it and enjoy it.

1596
01:31:00,240 --> 01:31:01,180
Whilst analyzing it.

1597
01:31:01,200 --> 01:31:03,180
But if you're just watching it alone.

1598
01:31:04,380 --> 01:31:06,560
It's kind of probably boring in the end.

1599
01:31:06,660 --> 01:31:06,860
Is it?

1600
01:31:08,860 --> 01:31:09,680
You don't even.

1601
01:31:09,680 --> 01:31:11,360
You don't even have to be alone.

1602
01:31:12,760 --> 01:31:13,940
I mean it is boring.

1603
01:31:13,940 --> 01:31:15,500
Even in a group scenario.

1604
01:31:16,220 --> 01:31:16,420
Yeah.

1605
01:31:16,500 --> 01:31:17,140
And the pints.

1606
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:19,080
Well and truly help.

1607
01:31:19,340 --> 01:31:20,040
Paul Meskell.

1608
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:22,220
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1609
01:31:22,280 --> 01:31:23,500
I hope you're getting on well.

1610
01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:23,920
Paul.

1611
01:31:24,560 --> 01:31:27,440
As well as Sterling is getting on here.

1612
01:31:27,440 --> 01:31:29,140
Down the left hand flank catcher.

1613
01:31:29,440 --> 01:31:30,020
I say well.

1614
01:31:30,120 --> 01:31:33,040
But he's absolutely been owned by Rhys James.

1615
01:31:33,600 --> 01:31:35,380
Who gives him zero options.

1616
01:31:35,480 --> 01:31:37,040
Other than to scuff the ball.

1617
01:31:37,100 --> 01:31:37,820
And the pass up.

1618
01:31:38,200 --> 01:31:40,060
It rolls back out into the middle distance.

1619
01:31:40,560 --> 01:31:42,640
Sorry I missed the last couple of streams lad.

1620
01:31:42,700 --> 01:31:43,440
Says Paul Meskell.

1621
01:31:43,440 --> 01:31:46,200
I'm here now for some quality balloon action.

1622
01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:46,940
Though.

1623
01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:47,960
Thanks very much Paul.

1624
01:31:48,020 --> 01:31:48,920
I hope you're getting on well.

1625
01:31:49,040 --> 01:31:50,640
Thank you very much Paul Meskell.

1626
01:31:50,760 --> 01:31:52,420
And of course none other than Bobby.

1627
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:54,480
Thanks to the best commentary team.

1628
01:31:54,840 --> 01:31:56,260
In the world of sport.

1629
01:31:56,580 --> 01:31:56,840
Bobby.

1630
01:31:56,940 --> 01:31:58,280
Thank you very very very much.

1631
01:31:58,420 --> 01:31:59,440
Very high praise.

1632
01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:01,200
High high praise there.

1633
01:32:01,340 --> 01:32:05,280
And we are honoured to be able to receive such praise.

1634
01:32:05,660 --> 01:32:06,800
Here come Man City now.

1635
01:32:06,920 --> 01:32:08,940
Trying to praise their goal mouth.

1636
01:32:09,040 --> 01:32:09,760
The opposite goal mouth.

1637
01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:10,440
Kyle Walker.

1638
01:32:10,880 --> 01:32:11,560
Turns a man.

1639
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:12,460
Nice little dummy.

1640
01:32:12,780 --> 01:32:13,480
Sends him sliding.

1641
01:32:13,720 --> 01:32:15,200
Out to Riyad Mahrez now.

1642
01:32:15,340 --> 01:32:15,860
Does a dance.

1643
01:32:16,020 --> 01:32:16,700
Puts a ball in.

1644
01:32:16,780 --> 01:32:18,540
Headed away by a young fella.

1645
01:32:18,860 --> 01:32:19,900
Or Ben Chilwell.

1646
01:32:20,020 --> 01:32:20,920
Or some other lad.

1647
01:32:20,920 --> 01:32:23,220
Actually I don't know who he is.

1648
01:32:23,460 --> 01:32:27,440
He's got kind of a Phil Jones like appearance.

1649
01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:28,880
But with dark hair.

1650
01:32:29,060 --> 01:32:29,780
Plays for Chelsea.

1651
01:32:30,020 --> 01:32:31,060
As probably a full back.

1652
01:32:31,660 --> 01:32:33,260
Man City have the balloon.

1653
01:32:33,820 --> 01:32:36,680
They are 71 minutes away.

1654
01:32:36,820 --> 01:32:37,300
Or they're sorry.

1655
01:32:37,440 --> 01:32:40,060
They're 19 minutes away.

1656
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:43,100
From losing the Champions League final.

1657
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:45,400
Against Chelsea United.

1658
01:32:45,940 --> 01:32:46,540
And now.

1659
01:32:47,000 --> 01:32:48,140
Their mounting attack.

1660
01:32:48,420 --> 01:32:48,980
Are Man City.

1661
01:32:48,980 --> 01:32:51,720
But the man to man marking of Chelsea.

1662
01:32:52,100 --> 01:32:53,380
Is second to none.

1663
01:32:53,380 --> 01:32:53,620
Here.

1664
01:32:53,720 --> 01:32:54,380
Is it not Tom?

1665
01:32:54,760 --> 01:32:55,180
It is.

1666
01:32:55,260 --> 01:32:56,240
Every time Man City.

1667
01:32:56,860 --> 01:32:58,000
Try to find space.

1668
01:32:58,500 --> 01:32:59,880
Their men are being marked.

1669
01:33:00,000 --> 01:33:00,560
To the hilt.

1670
01:33:00,940 --> 01:33:02,080
There's nothing really.

1671
01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:02,800
They can do.

1672
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:03,580
And.

1673
01:33:04,000 --> 01:33:05,020
It's hard to see.

1674
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:06,180
When they're going to grab something.

1675
01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:06,720
From this.

1676
01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:09,000
Chelsea are really soaking up.

1677
01:33:09,120 --> 01:33:09,580
The pressure.

1678
01:33:09,800 --> 01:33:10,820
Very very well.

1679
01:33:11,280 --> 01:33:11,620
And.

1680
01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:12,760
They're having the occasional.

1681
01:33:12,980 --> 01:33:13,360
Break away.

1682
01:33:13,440 --> 01:33:13,640
Now.

1683
01:33:13,760 --> 01:33:14,900
Like with Kai Havertz.

1684
01:33:15,120 --> 01:33:16,080
Who's breaking away.

1685
01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:17,700
And he's one with Pulisic.

1686
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:18,740
And Pulisic.

1687
01:33:19,040 --> 01:33:19,480
Oh.

1688
01:33:19,640 --> 01:33:21,080
Just puts it wide.

1689
01:33:21,420 --> 01:33:22,460
A lovely little.

1690
01:33:22,840 --> 01:33:23,840
Counter offensive.

1691
01:33:24,840 --> 01:33:25,920
Counter attack.

1692
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:26,480
And move.

1693
01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,260
From.

1694
01:33:27,660 --> 01:33:28,600
Chelsea United.

1695
01:33:29,780 --> 01:33:30,200
Where they.

1696
01:33:30,660 --> 01:33:31,400
Broke away.

1697
01:33:31,960 --> 01:33:34,020
From their own side of the pitch.

1698
01:33:34,660 --> 01:33:36,240
With Kai Havertz.

1699
01:33:36,580 --> 01:33:37,680
And then Kai Havertz.

1700
01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:38,640
Holding up play.

1701
01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:39,360
To.

1702
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:39,680
To.

1703
01:33:40,080 --> 01:33:40,360
Playing.

1704
01:33:41,160 --> 01:33:41,760
Pulisic.

1705
01:33:42,260 --> 01:33:43,120
And Pulisic.

1706
01:33:43,300 --> 01:33:45,220
Goes for the flare finish.

1707
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:46,960
A chip over the keeper.

1708
01:33:47,420 --> 01:33:50,200
And the ball bounces to the left of the post.

1709
01:33:50,300 --> 01:33:51,040
And goes wide.

1710
01:33:51,560 --> 01:33:51,820
But.

1711
01:33:52,000 --> 01:33:53,000
Just goes to show you.

1712
01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:53,920
Man City.

1713
01:33:54,240 --> 01:33:54,900
Are attacking.

1714
01:33:55,520 --> 01:33:56,420
But they're a sleeping.

1715
01:33:56,940 --> 01:33:58,200
They're a sleeping giant.

1716
01:33:59,140 --> 01:33:59,380
Yeah.

1717
01:33:59,880 --> 01:34:00,800
It's the giant.

1718
01:34:01,020 --> 01:34:02,660
That should not be woke up.

1719
01:34:03,140 --> 01:34:05,180
Because if you wake up this giant.

1720
01:34:05,860 --> 01:34:06,180
Chelsea.

1721
01:34:07,060 --> 01:34:07,460
Then.

1722
01:34:07,660 --> 01:34:08,380
Thanks for the tip.

1723
01:34:09,040 --> 01:34:10,500
Then they're gonna get crushed.

1724
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:12,820
Because the Manchester giant.

1725
01:34:12,920 --> 01:34:13,280
Oh God.

1726
01:34:13,280 --> 01:34:14,280
It's coming back right now.

1727
01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:15,040
With Gabriel Jesus.

1728
01:34:15,180 --> 01:34:16,300
Showing great strength.

1729
01:34:16,440 --> 01:34:17,340
On the side of the box.

1730
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:18,340
Gives it to Foden.

1731
01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:19,560
Puts the ball into the area.

1732
01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:21,060
It's headed away by Chelsea United.

1733
01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,120
Falls back to Foden.

1734
01:34:22,700 --> 01:34:23,320
And it's Foden.

1735
01:34:23,720 --> 01:34:25,580
Who's doing a great power of work.

1736
01:34:25,700 --> 01:34:26,880
Moving around the pitch.

1737
01:34:26,960 --> 01:34:28,220
Into a different position.

1738
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:29,920
Kind of a playmaker role.

1739
01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,580
And now Fernandinho.

1740
01:34:31,580 --> 01:34:32,680
Is on the ball.

1741
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:33,800
On the left hand side of the pitch.

1742
01:34:33,860 --> 01:34:34,920
Linking up with Zinchenko.

1743
01:34:35,220 --> 01:34:36,500
Ball goes back for Man City.

1744
01:34:36,640 --> 01:34:37,820
They're passing it around.

1745
01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:39,180
Looking for options.

1746
01:34:39,300 --> 01:34:40,280
But nothing's happening.

1747
01:34:40,280 --> 01:34:43,040
They're gonna have to change their strategy here.

1748
01:34:43,540 --> 01:34:44,540
And come up with something.

1749
01:34:44,740 --> 01:34:45,780
Because sooner or later.

1750
01:34:46,220 --> 01:34:47,800
It's gonna be last chance saloon.

1751
01:34:48,160 --> 01:34:50,000
And it'll be the same hit and hope.

1752
01:34:50,620 --> 01:34:51,100
Bollocks.

1753
01:34:51,460 --> 01:34:54,620
That has seen many a Champions League final team.

1754
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:55,700
Have to resort to.

1755
01:34:56,040 --> 01:34:57,360
Because they didn't pull the socks up.

1756
01:34:57,400 --> 01:34:58,200
Here comes something now.

1757
01:34:58,300 --> 01:34:58,940
Reane Sterling.

1758
01:34:59,080 --> 01:34:59,780
Gets the ball in.

1759
01:34:59,960 --> 01:35:00,300
Leaves it.

1760
01:35:00,380 --> 01:35:00,700
Oh.

1761
01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:03,020
Just rolls under the boot.

1762
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,140
Of Gabriel Jesus.

1763
01:35:05,140 --> 01:35:07,660
Who tries to flare touch it.

1764
01:35:07,660 --> 01:35:09,500
Into the back of the goal mouth.

1765
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,480
And a nice bit of play.

1766
01:35:11,940 --> 01:35:13,280
But just not enough.

1767
01:35:14,000 --> 01:35:16,020
Manchester City getting closer here.

1768
01:35:16,460 --> 01:35:18,380
They are indeed getting closer.

1769
01:35:18,500 --> 01:35:19,120
Kian Russell.

1770
01:35:19,300 --> 01:35:20,600
Thank you very very much.

1771
01:35:20,960 --> 01:35:21,700
Hope you're doing well.

1772
01:35:21,760 --> 01:35:23,520
Are you doing any after match analysis.

1773
01:35:23,740 --> 01:35:23,960
Schlug.

1774
01:35:24,240 --> 01:35:25,140
I'm not sure.

1775
01:35:25,740 --> 01:35:27,480
We don't usually hang around.

1776
01:35:27,640 --> 01:35:31,840
Because we've no ability to be able to show the highlights.

1777
01:35:32,200 --> 01:35:33,880
So we can analyze the match.

1778
01:35:35,040 --> 01:35:37,340
Only in so far as we can talk about it.

1779
01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:37,780
But I mean.

1780
01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:40,500
I suppose we've been doing that for 90 minutes.

1781
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:42,760
What's wrong with doing another 20 minutes.

1782
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:43,240
I tell you.

1783
01:35:43,340 --> 01:35:45,800
If it's an interesting last fucking 15 minutes.

1784
01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:48,320
Then we might be talking about that for some time.

1785
01:35:48,600 --> 01:35:49,360
Right now though.

1786
01:35:49,700 --> 01:35:51,200
We need to see something happen.

1787
01:35:51,540 --> 01:35:53,720
And Guardiola feels the exact same way.

1788
01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:57,280
As Manchester City continually pummel down the walls of Babylon.

1789
01:35:57,700 --> 01:35:59,600
But they never actually get that wall to fall.

1790
01:36:00,160 --> 01:36:03,080
As Chelsea soak up the pressure.

1791
01:36:03,200 --> 01:36:05,620
Like an amazing defensive sponge.

1792
01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:09,780
But they've got enough bang and bite in their bark.

1793
01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:13,060
That they can snap at the heels of City on a whim.

1794
01:36:13,140 --> 01:36:14,340
If they're given the chance.

1795
01:36:14,420 --> 01:36:15,860
If they're given five inches.

1796
01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:17,280
Then they'll take five miles.

1797
01:36:17,880 --> 01:36:19,920
If they're given five moments.

1798
01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:22,540
Then they'll take five years off your life.

1799
01:36:23,320 --> 01:36:23,960
That's Chelsea.

1800
01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:25,860
And that's a quote to live by.

1801
01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:27,800
If you want that quote you can have it.

1802
01:36:28,380 --> 01:36:28,860
Pulisic.

1803
01:36:29,480 --> 01:36:34,020
He's on the side of the Manchester City danger zone.

1804
01:36:34,740 --> 01:36:36,960
He's giving the ball back to Kai Havertz.

1805
01:36:37,220 --> 01:36:39,960
He's got Angolo Kante looking fancy.

1806
01:36:40,160 --> 01:36:41,240
Out in the far right.

1807
01:36:41,460 --> 01:36:42,780
The far righteous.

1808
01:36:43,240 --> 01:36:45,280
The far righteous pitch.

1809
01:36:45,280 --> 01:36:47,280
Out again to Mesa Mountie.

1810
01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:49,480
Bounty takes a shot from out the box.

1811
01:36:49,580 --> 01:36:50,840
It rolls past the post.

1812
01:36:51,320 --> 01:36:54,360
Sergio Aguero jumps up and down the touchline.

1813
01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:55,820
Like a mad pit bull.

1814
01:36:56,100 --> 01:36:57,900
Who's just been released from the pound.

1815
01:36:58,100 --> 01:37:00,680
The day before the butcher comes to town.

1816
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,180
Tommy Tuchel sinks to the knees.

1817
01:37:03,260 --> 01:37:04,160
Head in the hands.

1818
01:37:04,280 --> 01:37:05,540
At the chance that was.

1819
01:37:05,640 --> 01:37:06,380
That could have been.

1820
01:37:06,460 --> 01:37:07,340
That should have been.

1821
01:37:07,640 --> 01:37:08,600
From Pulisic.

1822
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:11,100
That nasty little bobbly ball.

1823
01:37:11,100 --> 01:37:12,560
That went over the keeper's head.

1824
01:37:12,560 --> 01:37:13,680
And rolled past the post.

1825
01:37:14,160 --> 01:37:16,400
As Raheem Sterling.

1826
01:37:16,820 --> 01:37:17,480
Makes way.

1827
01:37:17,820 --> 01:37:21,480
For the great Argentinian ghost god himself.

1828
01:37:21,920 --> 01:37:23,360
Sergio Aguero.

1829
01:37:24,240 --> 01:37:25,320
He's on to the pitch.

1830
01:37:25,660 --> 01:37:26,860
And he's looking nasty.

1831
01:37:27,360 --> 01:37:28,360
He scored a great.

1832
01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:28,660
Great.

1833
01:37:28,660 --> 01:37:28,980
Great.

1834
01:37:28,980 --> 01:37:29,280
Great.

1835
01:37:29,280 --> 01:37:29,340
Great.

1836
01:37:29,400 --> 01:37:30,220
Great goal there.

1837
01:37:30,340 --> 01:37:31,620
He scored two goals the other day.

1838
01:37:31,700 --> 01:37:33,900
His final league appearance for Manchester City.

1839
01:37:34,020 --> 01:37:34,720
I believe.

1840
01:37:35,120 --> 01:37:37,660
Before making his way for Camp Nou next season.

1841
01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:39,400
Where he might link up with the other.

1842
01:37:40,400 --> 01:37:40,880
Magisterial.

1843
01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:42,800
Argentinian maestro.

1844
01:37:43,180 --> 01:37:44,100
In the shape of.

1845
01:37:44,900 --> 01:37:45,820
Leopold Messi.

1846
01:37:46,420 --> 01:37:47,760
But I gotta tell you this.

1847
01:37:48,120 --> 01:37:49,720
It's Leopold or bust.

1848
01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:50,600
At the moment.

1849
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:51,780
For Manchester City.

1850
01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,540
Because they're staring at their hands.

1851
01:37:53,620 --> 01:37:54,840
And they're sitting on their arses.

1852
01:37:55,200 --> 01:37:57,340
They've got no questions to ask.

1853
01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:58,540
Of Chelsea.

1854
01:37:58,680 --> 01:38:00,340
Because each and every time.

1855
01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:01,480
They give them the quiz.

1856
01:38:01,900 --> 01:38:02,300
Chelsea.

1857
01:38:02,460 --> 01:38:03,600
Go 10 out of 10.

1858
01:38:03,900 --> 01:38:04,800
We've got answers.

1859
01:38:05,220 --> 01:38:06,880
And we've got more coming for you.

1860
01:38:06,900 --> 01:38:07,520
If you want.

1861
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:08,640
That's the answer.

1862
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:09,920
That Chelsea keeps on giving.

1863
01:38:10,060 --> 01:38:11,640
To this Manchester City side.

1864
01:38:12,000 --> 01:38:13,440
Which have shone so brightly.

1865
01:38:13,720 --> 01:38:15,480
Like the stars at the hour all season.

1866
01:38:15,860 --> 01:38:16,700
And it's come to this.

1867
01:38:16,740 --> 01:38:17,560
A disappointing.

1868
01:38:18,700 --> 01:38:19,860
Performance so far.

1869
01:38:20,300 --> 01:38:22,320
In light of that glorious season.

1870
01:38:22,700 --> 01:38:23,840
But in terms of Chelsea.

1871
01:38:24,180 --> 01:38:24,460
Yes.

1872
01:38:24,620 --> 01:38:26,380
It's boring kind of style play.

1873
01:38:26,640 --> 01:38:28,260
But it does the job at the moment.

1874
01:38:28,680 --> 01:38:29,960
Cross comes in from Mahrez.

1875
01:38:30,080 --> 01:38:30,680
Headed away.

1876
01:38:30,780 --> 01:38:31,800
It was a shit cross.

1877
01:38:31,860 --> 01:38:32,820
A blank ball.

1878
01:38:33,000 --> 01:38:33,840
Falls to Foden.

1879
01:38:33,980 --> 01:38:34,860
Back to Mahrez.

1880
01:38:35,000 --> 01:38:35,380
Mahrez.

1881
01:38:35,680 --> 01:38:36,320
Puts it in.

1882
01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:37,020
Heads go up.

1883
01:38:37,020 --> 01:38:37,580
Gunned again.

1884
01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,260
Can't get on.

1885
01:38:38,300 --> 01:38:40,180
He's hustled and harried away from the ball.

1886
01:38:40,540 --> 01:38:41,440
On the penalty spot.

1887
01:38:41,740 --> 01:38:42,980
It's fallen back here now.

1888
01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:45,320
To Fernandinho and Foden.

1889
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:47,060
Who are going to build from the back.

1890
01:38:47,180 --> 01:38:47,420
Foden.

1891
01:38:47,780 --> 01:38:49,460
Playing really defensively.

1892
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:50,900
In a kind of back.

1893
01:38:51,060 --> 01:38:51,880
Backline way.

1894
01:38:52,220 --> 01:38:53,980
Kind of orchestrating the scenes.

1895
01:38:54,100 --> 01:38:54,940
Pulling the strings.

1896
01:38:55,060 --> 01:38:56,960
But not get involved in the final mix up.

1897
01:38:57,020 --> 01:38:57,520
When the goal.

1898
01:38:58,020 --> 01:38:59,440
The ball goes towards goal.

1899
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:01,180
Crazy bit of business.

1900
01:39:01,820 --> 01:39:02,340
Fernandinho.

1901
01:39:02,840 --> 01:39:03,820
Manchester City now.

1902
01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:05,260
Beginning to space out.

1903
01:39:05,600 --> 01:39:07,680
Not looking really too fucking confident.

1904
01:39:07,900 --> 01:39:08,420
Whatsoever.

1905
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:10,000
But they're holding the ball.

1906
01:39:10,260 --> 01:39:10,940
And they're saying.

1907
01:39:11,020 --> 01:39:11,320
Lads.

1908
01:39:11,320 --> 01:39:12,240
Time's running out.

1909
01:39:12,360 --> 01:39:15,360
And we do not know what to do with it man.

1910
01:39:16,220 --> 01:39:17,700
What kind of accent was that?

1911
01:39:18,060 --> 01:39:19,180
I don't know man.

1912
01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:22,100
And the ball has gone out of play here.

1913
01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:24,380
78 minutes on the shot clock.

1914
01:39:25,040 --> 01:39:29,100
And Chelsea United look to be bringing on somebody else here.

1915
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:32,580
Tommy Tuchel is gesturing.

1916
01:39:33,280 --> 01:39:33,760
Gesturing.

1917
01:39:34,100 --> 01:39:36,100
Like a mad vampiric jester.

1918
01:39:36,760 --> 01:39:39,060
At the side of the dance line.

1919
01:39:39,600 --> 01:39:41,500
And he's telling the official.

1920
01:39:41,660 --> 01:39:41,820
Look.

1921
01:39:41,900 --> 01:39:43,040
We want to bring a sub on.

1922
01:39:43,160 --> 01:39:44,420
We let us bring a sub on.

1923
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:46,040
78 minutes gone here.

1924
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:46,960
Cian Russell.

1925
01:39:47,080 --> 01:39:47,880
Thank you very much.

1926
01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:48,240
Bobby.

1927
01:39:48,340 --> 01:39:49,280
Thank you very much.

1928
01:39:49,580 --> 01:39:49,640
And.

1929
01:39:49,640 --> 01:39:49,880
And.

1930
01:39:50,000 --> 01:39:50,020
And.

1931
01:39:50,020 --> 01:39:50,200
And.

1932
01:39:51,080 --> 01:39:51,980
Feeling a stroke.

1933
01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,460
Thank you very much for that.

1934
01:39:53,820 --> 01:39:54,540
Very very.

1935
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:55,440
Kind of your tip.

1936
01:39:55,600 --> 01:39:56,440
How are the boys?

1937
01:39:56,540 --> 01:39:56,740
You say.

1938
01:39:56,820 --> 01:39:57,480
Not too bad.

1939
01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:58,460
We're getting on well.

1940
01:39:58,860 --> 01:40:01,000
We're enjoying this final 10 minutes anyway.

1941
01:40:01,100 --> 01:40:02,560
Because it's the usual crack.

1942
01:40:02,660 --> 01:40:03,940
Where the game has began.

1943
01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:05,060
What's began?

1944
01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,280
That's basically the top and bottom of it.

1945
01:40:08,580 --> 01:40:09,180
As Kovacic.

1946
01:40:09,660 --> 01:40:10,820
Is going to come on now.

1947
01:40:11,140 --> 01:40:12,300
For Chelsea United.

1948
01:40:12,840 --> 01:40:14,200
And Schligo Spiders.

1949
01:40:14,380 --> 01:40:15,900
Thank you very much for the tip.

1950
01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:16,980
Thanks very much.

1951
01:40:17,040 --> 01:40:17,780
Schligo Spiders.

1952
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:18,400
Well Francis.

1953
01:40:18,520 --> 01:40:20,020
Can you shout out my mate Evan.

1954
01:40:20,020 --> 01:40:22,140
And let him know to go easy on the four loco.

1955
01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:23,400
Thanks very much.

1956
01:40:23,520 --> 01:40:23,760
Well.

1957
01:40:23,880 --> 01:40:24,200
Evan.

1958
01:40:24,320 --> 01:40:24,920
All the best.

1959
01:40:25,000 --> 01:40:26,300
And whatever the hell the four loco is.

1960
01:40:26,360 --> 01:40:27,080
Go easy on it.

1961
01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:28,700
Frankie Schcones.

1962
01:40:28,800 --> 01:40:31,000
What's the story with you?

1963
01:40:31,140 --> 01:40:31,780
Would someone.

1964
01:40:31,940 --> 01:40:32,720
Not tell them.

1965
01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:33,760
To blast it.

1966
01:40:34,080 --> 01:40:35,420
Don't know they've got time.

1967
01:40:36,820 --> 01:40:37,220
Quality.

1968
01:40:37,400 --> 01:40:37,780
Quality.

1969
01:40:37,980 --> 01:40:38,320
Quality.

1970
01:40:38,500 --> 01:40:38,860
Quality.

1971
01:40:39,060 --> 01:40:39,440
Quality.

1972
01:40:39,960 --> 01:40:40,400
Choice.

1973
01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:41,500
Reference.

1974
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:43,020
From Frankie Schcones.

1975
01:40:43,140 --> 01:40:43,900
And we guarantee you.

1976
01:40:43,900 --> 01:40:44,940
Not everyone will get that.

1977
01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:45,840
But some people will.

1978
01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:47,540
And we want to say a big thanks very much.

1979
01:40:47,540 --> 01:40:48,300
For the tips lads.

1980
01:40:48,300 --> 01:40:50,700
And for your long standing support.

1981
01:40:51,280 --> 01:40:52,380
From day one.

1982
01:40:52,460 --> 01:40:53,020
Wouldn't it be Francis?

1983
01:40:53,640 --> 01:40:54,940
I'd say day one.

1984
01:40:55,240 --> 01:40:56,600
I'd say minus days.

1985
01:40:57,100 --> 01:40:58,600
That's the level of support.

1986
01:40:59,000 --> 01:40:59,680
We're being shown.

1987
01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:00,880
From Frankie Schcones.

1988
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:01,300
And the like.

1989
01:41:01,560 --> 01:41:02,840
And I got to tell you something else.

1990
01:41:03,180 --> 01:41:04,320
This scenario.

1991
01:41:04,700 --> 01:41:06,920
Keeps on getting even more weirder.

1992
01:41:07,320 --> 01:41:13,420
As Chelsea are beginning to mount another sensual salvo of attacks.

1993
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:15,680
Down the right hand flank catcher.

1994
01:41:16,100 --> 01:41:16,560
And it's a.

1995
01:41:16,660 --> 01:41:20,540
They're going to catch Manchester City out.

1996
01:41:21,040 --> 01:41:22,220
Even the sisters.

1997
01:41:22,880 --> 01:41:23,280
The man.

1998
01:41:23,440 --> 01:41:25,860
Where is your man sisters today man?

1999
01:41:25,920 --> 01:41:26,700
Where are your man brothers?

2000
01:41:27,820 --> 01:41:28,880
What the fuck?

2001
01:41:28,880 --> 01:41:29,560
Are you on about man?

2002
01:41:29,880 --> 01:41:30,460
Sorry about that.

2003
01:41:30,460 --> 01:41:32,360
I lost the run of myself for a moment.

2004
01:41:32,740 --> 01:41:36,160
But Manchester City are looking very very frustrated.

2005
01:41:36,520 --> 01:41:37,360
Even Jesus.

2006
01:41:38,520 --> 01:41:39,580
Is getting mad.

2007
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:43,540
And he's a man who is known for his placid nature.

2008
01:41:43,700 --> 01:41:45,200
His miraculous being.

2009
01:41:45,860 --> 01:41:47,220
It just goes to show that.

2010
01:41:47,480 --> 01:41:48,520
When the pressure is on.

2011
01:41:49,120 --> 01:41:50,800
Even the lord himself.

2012
01:41:51,400 --> 01:41:52,180
Could snap.

2013
01:41:53,700 --> 01:41:55,120
Last Gallagher brother.

2014
01:41:55,280 --> 01:41:56,540
Thank you very very much.

2015
01:41:57,060 --> 01:41:58,380
I hope you're getting on well.

2016
01:41:58,940 --> 01:41:59,560
And here come.

2017
01:42:00,120 --> 01:42:00,640
Man City.

2018
01:42:00,940 --> 01:42:01,380
Or Chelsea.

2019
01:42:02,400 --> 01:42:04,560
It's Ben Chelsea Chilwell.

2020
01:42:05,900 --> 01:42:07,900
Please tell me you're watching that everyone.

2021
01:42:08,160 --> 01:42:08,920
He fell over.

2022
01:42:10,300 --> 01:42:11,160
Maybe not.

2023
01:42:11,240 --> 01:42:12,640
Maybe not nice to laugh at.

2024
01:42:12,920 --> 01:42:13,660
So when they.

2025
01:42:13,760 --> 01:42:14,760
When they're down like that.

2026
01:42:14,760 --> 01:42:16,200
But let's have a look.

2027
01:42:16,280 --> 01:42:16,700
The replay.

2028
01:42:16,900 --> 01:42:18,120
It looked hilarious.

2029
01:42:19,140 --> 01:42:19,440
He did.

2030
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,000
He tried to do a lollipop.

2031
01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:22,540
All right.

2032
01:42:22,620 --> 01:42:22,720
He.

2033
01:42:22,840 --> 01:42:23,400
He did.

2034
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:24,000
He got this.

2035
01:42:24,120 --> 01:42:25,600
He got stepped on by Jesus.

2036
01:42:26,460 --> 01:42:28,160
He won the fucking foul as well.

2037
01:42:28,260 --> 01:42:28,820
Did Chilwell.

2038
01:42:29,100 --> 01:42:30,540
Tried to do the lollipop.

2039
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:33,660
And Jesus stubbed his toe.

2040
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:35,900
Man bun the groin.

2041
01:42:35,980 --> 01:42:36,800
Thank you very much.

2042
01:42:36,900 --> 01:42:37,280
I hopefully.

2043
01:42:37,580 --> 01:42:39,500
I hopefully you're getting on well.

2044
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:41,360
And I gotta tell you something else.

2045
01:42:42,000 --> 01:42:42,320
This.

2046
01:42:42,740 --> 01:42:43,620
Looks dangerous.

2047
01:42:43,660 --> 01:42:45,100
For Man City.

2048
01:42:45,720 --> 01:42:46,720
As Chelsea have.

2049
01:42:47,020 --> 01:42:47,720
A free kick.

2050
01:42:47,840 --> 01:42:49,060
In a dangerous area.

2051
01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:49,760
Area.

2052
01:42:49,900 --> 01:42:51,260
And Ben Chilwell.

2053
01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:53,440
Is gonna take that bad boy.

2054
01:42:55,640 --> 01:42:56,920
How are we getting on there?

2055
01:42:57,960 --> 01:42:58,780
And chat.

2056
01:42:58,860 --> 01:42:59,360
Open up.

2057
01:42:59,520 --> 01:42:59,840
Box.

2058
01:43:00,480 --> 01:43:00,880
Radio.

2059
01:43:01,560 --> 01:43:01,860
What?

2060
01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:03,160
10 minutes.

2061
01:43:03,160 --> 01:43:03,540
Stamping.

2062
01:43:03,640 --> 01:43:03,880
Sorry.

2063
01:43:03,940 --> 01:43:04,900
I'm trying to read chat.

2064
01:43:04,980 --> 01:43:06,680
But it makes no sense to me.

2065
01:43:07,300 --> 01:43:07,860
Read about.

2066
01:43:08,380 --> 01:43:10,080
There's a guy called Dan Goose.

2067
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:12,300
Who's just speaking in.

2068
01:43:12,300 --> 01:43:12,660
In.

2069
01:43:13,020 --> 01:43:13,980
In Goose.

2070
01:43:15,380 --> 01:43:16,280
Just says radio.

2071
01:43:16,280 --> 01:43:16,380
Radio.

2072
01:43:16,780 --> 01:43:17,280
And chat.

2073
01:43:17,360 --> 01:43:17,780
Open up.

2074
01:43:18,000 --> 01:43:18,300
Books.

2075
01:43:18,640 --> 01:43:19,140
Read about.

2076
01:43:19,780 --> 01:43:20,840
I don't know what that means.

2077
01:43:21,100 --> 01:43:22,060
Lovely bit of industry.

2078
01:43:22,240 --> 01:43:22,440
Anyway.

2079
01:43:22,580 --> 01:43:23,880
Thanks very much for joining us.

2080
01:43:23,960 --> 01:43:24,720
Dan Goose.

2081
01:43:24,800 --> 01:43:25,240
Live.

2082
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,400
Hope you're doing well.

2083
01:43:28,800 --> 01:43:29,040
Dan.

2084
01:43:29,040 --> 01:43:30,040
Dan Goose says.

2085
01:43:30,120 --> 01:43:30,760
Where is the.

2086
01:43:32,760 --> 01:43:33,280
What?

2087
01:43:34,020 --> 01:43:34,940
You can speak.

2088
01:43:35,040 --> 01:43:35,300
You can.

2089
01:43:35,400 --> 01:43:37,200
You can write more than three words.

2090
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:37,900
Dan.

2091
01:43:38,560 --> 01:43:39,200
No he's putting.

2092
01:43:39,700 --> 01:43:42,700
He's putting an emoji of a soccer ball in the chat.

2093
01:43:44,220 --> 01:43:45,240
What are you at Dan?

2094
01:43:46,380 --> 01:43:47,620
Are you listening to me?

2095
01:43:47,700 --> 01:43:48,640
Dan Goose.

2096
01:43:49,220 --> 01:43:49,840
Dan Goose.

2097
01:43:49,920 --> 01:43:53,000
You've just put an emoji of a fucking soccer ball in the chat.

2098
01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,340
What are you on about Dan?

2099
01:43:57,440 --> 01:43:58,300
Sorry Dan.

2100
01:43:58,560 --> 01:43:59,240
Would you be.

2101
01:43:59,760 --> 01:44:02,640
Don't talk to Dan Goose like that in the chat.

2102
01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:02,940
Will you?

2103
01:44:03,460 --> 01:44:03,980
He's a.

2104
01:44:03,980 --> 01:44:04,340
He's.

2105
01:44:04,820 --> 01:44:05,440
A viewer.

2106
01:44:05,760 --> 01:44:06,860
He needs to be respected.

2107
01:44:08,260 --> 01:44:08,860
Yeah Dan.

2108
01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:14,280
I lost all respect for you the moment I seen you use a fucking emoji of a soccer ball.

2109
01:44:15,380 --> 01:44:16,740
What the hell he at Dan?

2110
01:44:18,100 --> 01:44:21,220
Can I just apologize here on behalf of the stream.

2111
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:22,980
For having.

2112
01:44:23,760 --> 01:44:27,000
Francis there getting a bit ratty with Dan Goose.

2113
01:44:28,060 --> 01:44:32,260
I think you know maybe you need to go to sleep for a bit Francis.

2114
01:44:32,260 --> 01:44:34,580
You've woken up on the wrong side of the bed have you?

2115
01:44:35,320 --> 01:44:36,460
I woke up on many.

2116
01:44:36,720 --> 01:44:38,020
There's only one side.

2117
01:44:38,160 --> 01:44:40,320
This fucking bed you can wake up on.

2118
01:44:40,540 --> 01:44:41,880
And that is the wrong side.

2119
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:43,300
I don't know if you've ever been incarcerated.

2120
01:44:44,180 --> 01:44:46,220
But this is what it's like.

2121
01:44:46,640 --> 01:44:46,860
Now.

2122
01:44:47,360 --> 01:44:48,860
I was looking at the chat.

2123
01:44:49,060 --> 01:44:50,900
And I couldn't understand what was going on.

2124
01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:51,840
What Dan was saying.

2125
01:44:51,940 --> 01:44:53,140
Because he wasn't speaking.

2126
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:55,180
Wasn't writing sentences properly.

2127
01:44:55,740 --> 01:44:56,380
And then.

2128
01:44:57,240 --> 01:44:57,720
Mysteriously.

2129
01:44:58,240 --> 01:44:59,720
He symbolically.

2130
01:45:01,780 --> 01:45:02,260
Confused us.

2131
01:45:02,260 --> 01:45:02,460
Confused us.

2132
01:45:02,520 --> 01:45:03,460
By putting the picture.

2133
01:45:03,460 --> 01:45:04,140
A symbol.

2134
01:45:04,280 --> 01:45:05,680
Imagery of a soccer ball.

2135
01:45:05,800 --> 01:45:06,300
In the chat.

2136
01:45:06,700 --> 01:45:08,980
It's really confused me man.

2137
01:45:09,400 --> 01:45:11,280
And I think that Dan Goose.

2138
01:45:11,880 --> 01:45:12,740
Could be.

2139
01:45:14,680 --> 01:45:15,760
Controlled opposition.

2140
01:45:15,940 --> 01:45:16,480
I'm not sure.

2141
01:45:17,600 --> 01:45:20,140
Now everybody is saying it in the chat there.

2142
01:45:20,760 --> 01:45:22,240
Everybody's doing an emoji now.

2143
01:45:22,360 --> 01:45:23,360
There's soccer balls.

2144
01:45:23,540 --> 01:45:24,820
There's basketballs.

2145
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:26,680
There's bloody snakes.

2146
01:45:27,460 --> 01:45:27,840
People.

2147
01:45:28,060 --> 01:45:28,660
There's a new hashtag.

2148
01:45:28,760 --> 01:45:29,340
Here comes the.

2149
01:45:29,760 --> 01:45:30,720
Chance for a city.

2150
01:45:31,260 --> 01:45:32,320
There's a new hashtag.

2151
01:45:32,540 --> 01:45:32,700
Is there.

2152
01:45:32,740 --> 01:45:33,300
What's the hashtag?

2153
01:45:34,760 --> 01:45:35,840
It says hashtag.

2154
01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:38,140
Justice for Dan.

2155
01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:39,240
Yeah.

2156
01:45:39,480 --> 01:45:40,460
There'll be no justice.

2157
01:45:40,960 --> 01:45:41,960
Around here man.

2158
01:45:42,220 --> 01:45:42,820
No justice.

2159
01:45:42,820 --> 01:45:43,800
Around this place.

2160
01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:44,520
No peace.

2161
01:45:44,880 --> 01:45:45,500
No justice.

2162
01:45:45,920 --> 01:45:46,440
No peace.

2163
01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:48,100
Let's take it to the chant.

2164
01:45:49,220 --> 01:45:50,580
Let's take it to the chat.

2165
01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:51,660
And F.

2166
01:45:52,980 --> 01:45:54,080
The police.

2167
01:45:58,200 --> 01:45:59,120
Great stuff there.

2168
01:45:59,260 --> 01:45:59,560
F.

2169
01:45:59,740 --> 01:46:00,500
The police.

2170
01:46:00,500 --> 01:46:02,700
Not our sentiments.

2171
01:46:03,220 --> 01:46:05,360
But the sentiments of Billy Bet 247.

2172
01:46:05,860 --> 01:46:06,040
Here.

2173
01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,960
As we take another slug on this rubbish drink.

2174
01:46:09,080 --> 01:46:11,100
That I wish we had never been given.

2175
01:46:11,260 --> 01:46:11,400
But.

2176
01:46:11,700 --> 01:46:12,480
You know.

2177
01:46:12,540 --> 01:46:13,540
We've got nothing else.

2178
01:46:13,680 --> 01:46:13,920
So I mean.

2179
01:46:13,980 --> 01:46:14,520
There we are.

2180
01:46:19,440 --> 01:46:20,180
And city.

2181
01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:22,640
City are picking up the pace.

2182
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:24,360
Five minutes to go.

2183
01:46:24,700 --> 01:46:25,100
It's been.

2184
01:46:25,520 --> 01:46:27,180
A disappointing show from them.

2185
01:46:27,500 --> 01:46:28,760
But they're trying to find a guero.

2186
01:46:29,960 --> 01:46:30,800
Lovely ball.

2187
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:30,800
The ball.

2188
01:46:30,800 --> 01:46:30,820
The ball.

2189
01:46:30,820 --> 01:46:32,620
Came floating through there.

2190
01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:33,440
To find.

2191
01:46:33,680 --> 01:46:34,740
Sergio Aguero.

2192
01:46:35,140 --> 01:46:36,360
But it just had a little bit.

2193
01:46:36,520 --> 01:46:37,900
Too much sauce on it.

2194
01:46:38,380 --> 01:46:40,520
And the ball was delivered from Kyle Walker.

2195
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:43,580
And it was a crisp ball.

2196
01:46:43,580 --> 01:46:45,380
From the man with the name Walker.

2197
01:46:45,380 --> 01:46:46,780
Who made crisps.

2198
01:46:46,780 --> 01:46:47,580
Which are.

2199
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:48,660
In my opinion.

2200
01:46:49,200 --> 01:46:49,740
Utterly.

2201
01:46:49,840 --> 01:46:50,240
Utterly.

2202
01:46:50,240 --> 01:46:50,900
Inferior.

2203
01:46:51,560 --> 01:46:51,860
To.

2204
01:46:52,960 --> 01:46:54,140
Any of the crisps.

2205
01:46:54,360 --> 01:46:56,020
Across this side of the water.

2206
01:46:57,080 --> 01:46:58,120
New jacket.

2207
01:46:58,260 --> 01:46:58,780
Nodgburn.

2208
01:46:58,940 --> 01:47:00,220
Thanks very much for the tip.

2209
01:47:00,320 --> 01:47:00,880
My friend.

2210
01:47:01,260 --> 01:47:02,700
Ever play Counter-Strike?

2211
01:47:02,820 --> 01:47:03,320
Question mark.

2212
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:04,900
That'd be some stream.

2213
01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:06,080
Unsane.

2214
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:06,960
Unsane.

2215
01:47:07,160 --> 01:47:07,760
Unsane.

2216
01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:08,560
Stream.

2217
01:47:08,740 --> 01:47:09,400
Counter-Strike.

2218
01:47:09,680 --> 01:47:10,840
Is Counter-Strike.

2219
01:47:11,260 --> 01:47:12,360
The game.

2220
01:47:13,240 --> 01:47:13,460
Where.

2221
01:47:13,800 --> 01:47:14,000
Oh.

2222
01:47:14,200 --> 01:47:14,460
City.

2223
01:47:14,740 --> 01:47:15,060
Chance.

2224
01:47:15,200 --> 01:47:15,520
Jesus.

2225
01:47:15,760 --> 01:47:16,200
Aguero.

2226
01:47:16,200 --> 01:47:16,420
Oh.

2227
01:47:18,420 --> 01:47:20,320
And it's gone out for a goal.

2228
01:47:20,620 --> 01:47:20,980
For a.

2229
01:47:20,980 --> 01:47:21,500
For a.

2230
01:47:21,500 --> 01:47:22,040
For a.

2231
01:47:22,040 --> 01:47:22,360
For a.

2232
01:47:22,360 --> 01:47:23,500
For a corner ball here.

2233
01:47:25,280 --> 01:47:26,420
Sorry about that burp.

2234
01:47:26,680 --> 01:47:27,580
It's Counter-Strike.

2235
01:47:27,640 --> 01:47:27,880
Oh yeah.

2236
01:47:27,900 --> 01:47:29,320
Counter-Strike's a first person shooter.

2237
01:47:29,440 --> 01:47:29,780
Isn't it?

2238
01:47:30,320 --> 01:47:31,240
Counter-Strike.

2239
01:47:32,060 --> 01:47:32,220
G.

2240
01:47:32,360 --> 01:47:32,540
Bull.

2241
01:47:32,700 --> 01:47:32,940
G.

2242
01:47:32,940 --> 01:47:33,140
Bull.

2243
01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:33,380
Sour.

2244
01:47:33,440 --> 01:47:33,800
Global.

2245
01:47:34,020 --> 01:47:34,220
Sour.

2246
01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:34,540
Sour.

2247
01:47:35,620 --> 01:47:36,620
Counter-Strike.

2248
01:47:36,760 --> 01:47:36,980
G.

2249
01:47:37,660 --> 01:47:38,860
I think I have it.

2250
01:47:38,940 --> 01:47:39,740
Just never played it.

2251
01:47:39,780 --> 01:47:40,800
Because it's too much.

2252
01:47:41,640 --> 01:47:43,120
It's too much to deal with.

2253
01:47:44,580 --> 01:47:45,360
There you go.

2254
01:47:45,420 --> 01:47:46,180
Counter-Strike.

2255
01:47:46,180 --> 01:47:49,580
It is a great game.

2256
01:47:49,640 --> 01:47:50,440
But it's just.

2257
01:47:50,600 --> 01:47:51,840
In Francis Higgins' words.

2258
01:47:51,920 --> 01:47:53,140
It's too much.

2259
01:47:53,460 --> 01:47:54,160
To deal with.

2260
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:55,860
So he's not playing any.

2261
01:47:55,880 --> 01:47:56,560
Counter-Strike.

2262
01:47:57,120 --> 01:47:57,980
Counter-Strike.

2263
01:47:58,100 --> 01:47:58,460
Source.

2264
01:47:59,680 --> 01:48:00,560
Or Counter-Strike.

2265
01:48:00,800 --> 01:48:01,720
Global Initiative.

2266
01:48:01,900 --> 01:48:02,960
Or whatever it is.

2267
01:48:03,280 --> 01:48:04,000
Whatever you want.

2268
01:48:04,060 --> 01:48:05,140
You want to skin that apple.

2269
01:48:05,860 --> 01:48:06,220
I mean.

2270
01:48:06,640 --> 01:48:07,440
It was hard.

2271
01:48:07,920 --> 01:48:09,160
To even leave the realms.

2272
01:48:09,160 --> 01:48:10,440
Of Call of Duty behind.

2273
01:48:10,580 --> 01:48:11,020
Was it not?

2274
01:48:11,500 --> 01:48:11,720
Yeah.

2275
01:48:11,980 --> 01:48:12,740
Big time addiction.

2276
01:48:12,900 --> 01:48:13,640
And anyone who says.

2277
01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:14,500
That the addictions.

2278
01:48:14,700 --> 01:48:15,460
To video games.

2279
01:48:15,660 --> 01:48:16,000
Is not.

2280
01:48:16,000 --> 01:48:17,120
A real thing.

2281
01:48:17,960 --> 01:48:19,440
They're talking out their arse.

2282
01:48:19,560 --> 01:48:20,640
Because it is.

2283
01:48:21,080 --> 01:48:21,860
And it can be.

2284
01:48:21,900 --> 01:48:22,560
A pleasurable thing.

2285
01:48:22,660 --> 01:48:22,900
If you're.

2286
01:48:23,000 --> 01:48:24,180
If you're getting that.

2287
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,160
Dopamine hit.

2288
01:48:26,180 --> 01:48:26,640
And.

2289
01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:28,480
It's wiling away.

2290
01:48:28,580 --> 01:48:29,160
The hours.

2291
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:30,220
That might have otherwise.

2292
01:48:30,220 --> 01:48:31,180
Been spent.

2293
01:48:31,620 --> 01:48:32,560
In a kind of a.

2294
01:48:32,620 --> 01:48:34,000
Doomy state of mind.

2295
01:48:34,000 --> 01:48:34,620
Or whatever.

2296
01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:35,580
Then.

2297
01:48:36,140 --> 01:48:36,660
It is.

2298
01:48:36,780 --> 01:48:37,400
Fucking addictive.

2299
01:48:37,680 --> 01:48:37,760
Like.

2300
01:48:38,040 --> 01:48:38,360
That's.

2301
01:48:38,500 --> 01:48:38,860
That's.

2302
01:48:39,540 --> 01:48:41,020
No two ways about it.

2303
01:48:41,100 --> 01:48:41,260
Like.

2304
01:48:41,960 --> 01:48:42,360
Biggest.

2305
01:48:42,740 --> 01:48:43,180
Industry.

2306
01:48:43,820 --> 01:48:44,500
Is it not?

2307
01:48:44,920 --> 01:48:45,720
Entertainment wise.

2308
01:48:45,800 --> 01:48:46,180
In the world.

2309
01:48:46,820 --> 01:48:47,700
And there's a reason for it.

2310
01:48:47,760 --> 01:48:48,460
We don't even know.

2311
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:49,040
What the effects.

2312
01:48:49,040 --> 01:48:50,440
Of this generation are.

2313
01:48:51,540 --> 01:48:52,040
Do you know?

2314
01:48:53,040 --> 01:48:53,440
Yeah.

2315
01:48:53,480 --> 01:48:54,580
We don't want to get too deep.

2316
01:48:54,580 --> 01:48:55,220
About it anyway.

2317
01:48:55,340 --> 01:48:55,480
But.

2318
01:48:55,960 --> 01:48:56,660
The technology.

2319
01:48:56,920 --> 01:48:57,680
Is outpacing.

2320
01:48:58,760 --> 01:48:59,720
Our development.

2321
01:48:59,720 --> 01:49:01,620
We don't know.

2322
01:49:01,720 --> 01:49:02,880
How this is changing us.

2323
01:49:03,060 --> 01:49:03,620
And we won't know.

2324
01:49:03,740 --> 01:49:04,600
For years to come.

2325
01:49:04,800 --> 01:49:04,800
But.

2326
01:49:05,340 --> 01:49:05,880
It's madness.

2327
01:49:05,880 --> 01:49:06,520
At the moment.

2328
01:49:06,660 --> 01:49:07,700
Chelsea are 1-0 up.

2329
01:49:07,720 --> 01:49:08,360
Against Man City.

2330
01:49:08,860 --> 01:49:09,240
And.

2331
01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:10,420
Although we were saying.

2332
01:49:10,580 --> 01:49:11,320
It would be nice.

2333
01:49:11,380 --> 01:49:12,380
If the Gallagher brothers.

2334
01:49:12,840 --> 01:49:13,800
Have to kind of.

2335
01:49:15,140 --> 01:49:15,980
Go home.

2336
01:49:16,360 --> 01:49:17,120
From the stadium.

2337
01:49:17,680 --> 01:49:18,080
Feeling.

2338
01:49:18,360 --> 01:49:18,920
Bit down.

2339
01:49:19,600 --> 01:49:19,940
Then.

2340
01:49:20,040 --> 01:49:20,700
That might.

2341
01:49:20,860 --> 01:49:21,600
Might not be the.

2342
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:22,780
The worst thing to happen.

2343
01:49:22,840 --> 01:49:24,100
Because it could bring them together.

2344
01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:25,540
However.

2345
01:49:26,800 --> 01:49:28,100
I'd love to see.

2346
01:49:29,080 --> 01:49:29,900
Chelsea's parade.

2347
01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:30,860
Get pissed on.

2348
01:49:30,960 --> 01:49:31,460
Right here.

2349
01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:32,500
Right at the last minute.

2350
01:49:32,820 --> 01:49:33,900
I know there's a bit of spite.

2351
01:49:33,900 --> 01:49:34,460
About that.

2352
01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:36,500
But at least.

2353
01:49:36,600 --> 01:49:37,500
I'm being honest with you.

2354
01:49:38,660 --> 01:49:40,060
At least you're being honest Tom.

2355
01:49:40,740 --> 01:49:41,540
Honest Tom.

2356
01:49:41,640 --> 01:49:42,160
They should call you.

2357
01:49:42,240 --> 01:49:42,380
And his.

2358
01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:43,220
Pulisic now.

2359
01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:43,780
And Chilwell.

2360
01:49:43,880 --> 01:49:45,060
Looking to make a bit of difference.

2361
01:49:45,500 --> 01:49:46,220
To the scoreline.

2362
01:49:46,340 --> 01:49:47,280
To double it up.

2363
01:49:47,560 --> 01:49:48,600
To patch it up.

2364
01:49:48,900 --> 01:49:49,260
Sign.

2365
01:49:49,440 --> 01:49:49,740
Seal.

2366
01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:50,560
And deliver this.

2367
01:49:50,600 --> 01:49:51,380
And post it back.

2368
01:49:51,460 --> 01:49:52,300
To Stamford Bridge.

2369
01:49:52,740 --> 01:49:52,980
And.

2370
01:49:53,480 --> 01:49:54,280
Oh Jesus.

2371
01:49:54,580 --> 01:49:55,340
Has gone in heavy.

2372
01:49:55,340 --> 01:49:55,900
On Chilwell.

2373
01:49:56,080 --> 01:49:56,760
And the ref says.

2374
01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:57,300
Play on.

2375
01:49:57,700 --> 01:49:58,140
And now.

2376
01:49:58,520 --> 01:49:59,280
Gabriel Jesus.

2377
01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:00,480
Is then taken down.

2378
01:50:00,600 --> 01:50:01,720
By another player.

2379
01:50:02,060 --> 01:50:03,380
And a ball goes out.

2380
01:50:03,440 --> 01:50:03,760
For a throw.

2381
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:04,600
But I gotta tell you.

2382
01:50:04,640 --> 01:50:05,660
This crazy bit of business.

2383
01:50:05,660 --> 01:50:06,720
Last couple of minutes.

2384
01:50:06,720 --> 01:50:07,140
Of the game.

2385
01:50:07,360 --> 01:50:08,020
We don't know.

2386
01:50:08,020 --> 01:50:09,440
How many injury time minutes.

2387
01:50:09,700 --> 01:50:10,400
Have been added on.

2388
01:50:10,740 --> 01:50:12,100
But it's gonna get spicy here.

2389
01:50:12,520 --> 01:50:13,140
Big time.

2390
01:50:13,440 --> 01:50:14,300
On 89 minutes.

2391
01:50:14,420 --> 01:50:14,960
Thanks very much.

2392
01:50:15,020 --> 01:50:15,320
Johnny.

2393
01:50:15,520 --> 01:50:16,580
And Gabby.

2394
01:50:17,080 --> 01:50:17,480
Mexico.

2395
01:50:17,820 --> 01:50:19,040
I hope you're doing well lads.

2396
01:50:19,580 --> 01:50:20,360
Thanks very much.

2397
01:50:21,540 --> 01:50:21,980
Johnny.

2398
01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:23,520
And Gabby.

2399
01:50:24,060 --> 01:50:25,240
And they're saying.

2400
01:50:25,380 --> 01:50:27,040
On Chelsea from Mexico.

2401
01:50:27,600 --> 01:50:28,840
On Chelsea from Mexico.

2402
01:50:28,980 --> 01:50:29,680
I tell you something.

2403
01:50:29,780 --> 01:50:31,480
I've never been old to Mexico myself.

2404
01:50:31,580 --> 01:50:32,540
I'd say it's awful nice.

2405
01:50:32,960 --> 01:50:34,720
You'd want to have a sombrero on your head though.

2406
01:50:34,760 --> 01:50:36,240
Because the sun is awful strong there.

2407
01:50:36,800 --> 01:50:38,560
And they've got a lot of love.

2408
01:50:38,600 --> 01:50:38,780
Oh.

2409
01:50:39,100 --> 01:50:39,540
Man City.

2410
01:50:39,940 --> 01:50:40,300
Chance.

2411
01:50:40,560 --> 01:50:41,340
Falling to Jesus.

2412
01:50:41,720 --> 01:50:42,040
Maris.

2413
01:50:42,180 --> 01:50:43,240
Foden blocked.

2414
01:50:43,680 --> 01:50:44,240
And now.

2415
01:50:44,500 --> 01:50:44,820
Chelsea.

2416
01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:46,360
Blast the ball away.

2417
01:50:46,720 --> 01:50:49,780
Could have been a very touch and go scenario there.

2418
01:50:49,860 --> 01:50:54,220
Foden really had no direct line on goal there.

2419
01:50:54,280 --> 01:50:55,160
From six yards out.

2420
01:50:55,220 --> 01:50:56,100
He was well blocked.

2421
01:50:56,920 --> 01:50:57,140
But.

2422
01:50:58,140 --> 01:50:59,440
They're getting closer.

2423
01:50:59,720 --> 01:51:00,360
Oh man City.

2424
01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:03,180
They're going to have to throw the kitchen sink at it here.

2425
01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:07,160
Because there are probably a lot of fans who travel to see them as well.

2426
01:51:07,860 --> 01:51:08,460
It'd be awful.

2427
01:51:09,180 --> 01:51:09,700
Shameful.

2428
01:51:09,940 --> 01:51:11,600
As I think seven minutes.

2429
01:51:12,040 --> 01:51:13,000
Are being added.

2430
01:51:13,520 --> 01:51:14,800
Onto stoppage time.

2431
01:51:15,220 --> 01:51:16,540
Seven minutes baby.

2432
01:51:16,640 --> 01:51:18,080
It's a crazy bit of time to be added.

2433
01:51:18,180 --> 01:51:22,760
But it's only logical when you take into account the Kevin De Bruyne.

2434
01:51:23,420 --> 01:51:25,080
Black eye fiasco.

2435
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:27,680
The black eyed peas are after you.

2436
01:51:28,160 --> 01:51:29,800
And he was on the pitch.

2437
01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:30,980
Lying down.

2438
01:51:31,400 --> 01:51:34,100
Holding his head for a good four or five minutes.

2439
01:51:34,220 --> 01:51:35,800
So if you add that onto whatever.

2440
01:51:36,240 --> 01:51:38,700
Other bit of fucking crazy business has been going on.

2441
01:51:38,780 --> 01:51:40,360
I suppose seven is right.

2442
01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:41,200
Righteous.

2443
01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:44,180
And Man City are going to really utilize this time now.

2444
01:51:44,280 --> 01:51:45,000
And come out their shells.

2445
01:51:45,140 --> 01:51:45,540
Maris.

2446
01:51:45,700 --> 01:51:47,940
Trying to find a bit of space at the edge of the box.

2447
01:51:48,020 --> 01:51:49,560
But he's disposed by N'Golo Kante.

2448
01:51:49,680 --> 01:51:51,200
Who feeds it out to Pulisic.

2449
01:51:51,520 --> 01:51:52,380
It's Pulisic.

2450
01:51:52,800 --> 01:51:54,220
Gives it out to Kai Havertz.

2451
01:51:54,580 --> 01:51:55,940
Who falls over.

2452
01:51:57,560 --> 01:51:58,960
Very nicely.

2453
01:51:59,600 --> 01:52:00,520
And wins a foul.

2454
01:52:00,520 --> 01:52:03,800
I believe he wins a foul out of that.

2455
01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:08,880
Even though it's clearly a man who has fallen over for nothing.

2456
01:52:09,740 --> 01:52:13,440
Quick look at the replay here of Man City's chance just a moment ago.

2457
01:52:13,960 --> 01:52:16,360
And it was a real scramble scrunch.

2458
01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:17,580
Screwball scramble.

2459
01:52:17,860 --> 01:52:25,220
As a load of Giavinci and Dolce and Gabbana clad fans in the stadium.

2460
01:52:25,640 --> 01:52:27,520
Clasp their heads in their hands.

2461
01:52:28,060 --> 01:52:29,980
Whilst wearing their designer clothes.

2462
01:52:30,400 --> 01:52:32,420
They know they're going to be going home tonight.

2463
01:52:33,900 --> 01:52:35,000
Out of pocket.

2464
01:52:35,600 --> 01:52:37,020
And without a trophy.

2465
01:52:37,720 --> 01:52:38,340
But indeed.

2466
01:52:38,340 --> 01:52:41,280
They will still have Giavinci clothes.

2467
01:52:41,280 --> 01:52:44,040
And Dolce and Gabbana clothes as well.

2468
01:52:44,160 --> 01:52:45,080
And that must.

2469
01:52:45,460 --> 01:52:48,560
Must provide some kind of cushion to the blow.

2470
01:52:48,680 --> 01:52:49,400
So to speak.

2471
01:52:50,400 --> 01:52:51,580
Chelsea United.

2472
01:52:51,580 --> 01:52:51,600
Chelsea United.

2473
01:52:51,600 --> 01:52:57,120
Trying to deal with this Manchester late Manchester City onslaught.

2474
01:52:57,460 --> 01:53:00,220
Which is beginning to happen and move at pace now.

2475
01:53:00,800 --> 01:53:03,180
As Zurchik has the ball.

2476
01:53:03,180 --> 01:53:03,220
As Zurchik has the ball.

2477
01:53:03,660 --> 01:53:04,700
Flights balloon.

2478
01:53:04,740 --> 01:53:06,660
Out to the right hand flank side.

2479
01:53:06,860 --> 01:53:08,500
To find Riyad Mahrez.

2480
01:53:08,580 --> 01:53:10,580
Who again tries to put it into the box.

2481
01:53:10,840 --> 01:53:12,520
Looking for Sergio Aguero.

2482
01:53:12,880 --> 01:53:14,240
Little beast of a man.

2483
01:53:14,580 --> 01:53:15,840
Inside the middle of the area.

2484
01:53:16,300 --> 01:53:18,760
You know he can get on it.

2485
01:53:18,820 --> 01:53:20,160
When it comes to the crunch.

2486
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:26,240
Pepsi Guardiola is going apeshit at the side of the touchline.

2487
01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:27,480
He's stylish.

2488
01:53:28,120 --> 01:53:28,780
He's stylish.

2489
01:53:29,300 --> 01:53:30,800
And he doesn't look like a vampire.

2490
01:53:31,200 --> 01:53:32,360
So he's got that going for him.

2491
01:53:32,740 --> 01:53:33,120
And now.

2492
01:53:33,440 --> 01:53:34,340
Throwing into the box.

2493
01:53:34,580 --> 01:53:35,080
Long one.

2494
01:53:35,360 --> 01:53:35,840
Dangerous.

2495
01:53:35,980 --> 01:53:37,300
It's dealt with by Chelsea.

2496
01:53:37,780 --> 01:53:39,200
And they blast it away.

2497
01:53:39,600 --> 01:53:41,000
And Tommy Coyne Dushel.

2498
01:53:41,120 --> 01:53:42,940
Thanking you very much for the tip.

2499
01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:43,980
I hope you're doing well.

2500
01:53:44,080 --> 01:53:46,260
Shades of a young dumpy in the commentary here.

2501
01:53:46,560 --> 01:53:48,020
Back for the Euros question mark.

2502
01:53:48,020 --> 01:53:49,440
You better believe it sunshine.

2503
01:53:50,100 --> 01:53:52,140
You better believe it big style man.

2504
01:53:52,560 --> 01:53:53,620
We're going to be coming back.

2505
01:53:53,860 --> 01:53:55,320
Hard and fast.

2506
01:53:55,820 --> 01:53:56,860
And the next thing you know.

2507
01:53:57,160 --> 01:53:58,000
It's going to be us.

2508
01:53:58,420 --> 01:53:58,960
Not Sky.

2509
01:53:59,280 --> 01:53:59,820
Not BBC.

2510
01:54:00,340 --> 01:54:00,960
Not RTE.

2511
01:54:01,420 --> 01:54:03,740
None of your crazy business no more.

2512
01:54:04,100 --> 01:54:04,840
This is us.

2513
01:54:05,280 --> 01:54:07,320
Pure viewer funded.

2514
01:54:08,080 --> 01:54:09,160
Technical analysis.

2515
01:54:09,540 --> 01:54:10,360
Gifted commentary.

2516
01:54:10,740 --> 01:54:11,360
Insight.

2517
01:54:11,700 --> 01:54:12,340
Stats.

2518
01:54:12,800 --> 01:54:13,440
Stats.

2519
01:54:14,240 --> 01:54:14,920
Stats.

2520
01:54:15,700 --> 01:54:16,700
So much stats.

2521
01:54:17,380 --> 01:54:17,940
You can't.

2522
01:54:17,940 --> 01:54:19,260
You can't give them away.

2523
01:54:19,660 --> 01:54:20,520
Tommy Tushel.

2524
01:54:20,880 --> 01:54:21,960
Is on the sideline.

2525
01:54:22,320 --> 01:54:26,140
He's gesturing towards the crowd of amassed fans behind him.

2526
01:54:26,480 --> 01:54:27,080
To go.

2527
01:54:28,080 --> 01:54:28,400
Go.

2528
01:54:29,140 --> 01:54:29,540
Go.

2529
01:54:29,540 --> 01:54:29,820
Go.

2530
01:54:30,180 --> 01:54:31,820
Whatever that means we don't know.

2531
01:54:31,940 --> 01:54:34,380
But he must have no voice left by the end of it.

2532
01:54:34,420 --> 01:54:38,720
Because he's shouting and bawling and hammering the fucking vocal cords.

2533
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:43,060
As Chelsea have a free kick inside their own half.

2534
01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:47,160
There's three minutes left of injury time to play here.

2535
01:54:47,580 --> 01:54:50,260
Man City have not come out of their shell at all.

2536
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:56,780
And any attempts to do so have been met by a swarm of dark blue shirts.

2537
01:54:57,160 --> 01:54:57,300
That.

2538
01:54:57,440 --> 01:54:58,880
The colour of course of Chelsea.

2539
01:54:59,480 --> 01:55:01,620
They've managed to close down their opposition.

2540
01:55:01,780 --> 01:55:03,400
At any given moment's notice.

2541
01:55:03,980 --> 01:55:07,160
They haven't looked entertaining in the slightest Chelsea.

2542
01:55:07,600 --> 01:55:08,500
But what they've done.

2543
01:55:08,580 --> 01:55:09,660
They've done well enough.

2544
01:55:10,180 --> 01:55:14,040
To contend with the questions posed by Manchester City.

2545
01:55:14,700 --> 01:55:18,580
And it's Manchester City will have only themselves to blame.

2546
01:55:19,060 --> 01:55:21,000
If they come away with nothing here.

2547
01:55:21,460 --> 01:55:27,460
As Gabriel Jesus tries to find a way into the Chelsea headhunters box at the bottom of the stadium.

2548
01:55:27,920 --> 01:55:30,300
Kyle Walker is going to take a throw in here.

2549
01:55:30,500 --> 01:55:31,520
It's going to be a long one.

2550
01:55:31,840 --> 01:55:33,500
It goes into the middle of the box.

2551
01:55:33,620 --> 01:55:34,320
Heads go up.

2552
01:55:34,560 --> 01:55:35,220
Gets onto it.

2553
01:55:35,400 --> 01:55:37,260
Man City tries to fall to Aguero.

2554
01:55:37,340 --> 01:55:38,320
Oh it doesn't.

2555
01:55:38,760 --> 01:55:40,580
Rudiger has been taken down.

2556
01:55:41,160 --> 01:55:42,820
Knocked over by John Stones.

2557
01:55:43,480 --> 01:55:46,020
And that's going to be a free kick to Chelsea now.

2558
01:55:46,160 --> 01:55:49,640
Who look like they are on the verge of taking away that trophy.

2559
01:55:49,780 --> 01:55:50,960
Back to London.

2560
01:55:51,400 --> 01:55:53,040
The first time in a good few years.

2561
01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:55,700
I think the last time was when they bet Bayern Munich.

2562
01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:58,260
Could have been in 2012 or 2011.

2563
01:55:58,940 --> 01:56:00,020
Couldn't fucking tell you Tom.

2564
01:56:00,460 --> 01:56:03,340
But it was a Didier Dragba special as I recall.

2565
01:56:03,840 --> 01:56:04,560
I think even.

2566
01:56:05,620 --> 01:56:06,460
Who was playing?

2567
01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:07,100
Was even.

2568
01:56:08,580 --> 01:56:09,740
Robin playing for.

2569
01:56:10,280 --> 01:56:12,380
I can't remember if it was Robin playing for Chelsea then.

2570
01:56:12,440 --> 01:56:13,540
Or was he playing for Bayern?

2571
01:56:14,380 --> 01:56:15,000
Couldn't tell you.

2572
01:56:15,060 --> 01:56:15,660
Maybe someone.

2573
01:56:15,920 --> 01:56:16,900
Someone knows there.

2574
01:56:17,260 --> 01:56:17,860
In the chat.

2575
01:56:19,460 --> 01:56:19,900
Yeah.

2576
01:56:19,900 --> 01:56:21,520
And now Chelsea are.

2577
01:56:22,260 --> 01:56:22,720
Man City.

2578
01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:26,000
Saria are looking like they haven't got a hope in hell.

2579
01:56:26,160 --> 01:56:28,880
They're blasting balls left, right and centre.

2580
01:56:29,400 --> 01:56:31,540
It's a crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business.

2581
01:56:32,220 --> 01:56:36,280
And it's going to be a crazy bit of business for them if they go without this trophy.

2582
01:56:36,380 --> 01:56:40,860
Because it's the one that the owners wanted since the employed Pepsi Guardiola.

2583
01:56:41,400 --> 01:56:43,380
And he hasn't managed to do it.

2584
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:48,780
And it doesn't look like at this stage of the game they're going to be able to do it either.

2585
01:56:50,140 --> 01:56:51,340
You okay there Francis?

2586
01:56:52,760 --> 01:56:56,860
And they're still hammering on the doors.

2587
01:56:57,020 --> 01:56:59,700
And Chelsea have the doors closed.

2588
01:56:59,820 --> 01:57:00,960
They've a mortise lock.

2589
01:57:01,400 --> 01:57:02,500
They've got a yield.

2590
01:57:02,720 --> 01:57:06,280
They got another fella in earlier on to put a second yield on the butter.

2591
01:57:06,540 --> 01:57:08,380
Two mortise and a fucking deadbolt.

2592
01:57:09,540 --> 01:57:11,660
Oh, Chelsea.

2593
01:57:12,260 --> 01:57:18,320
Oh, just over the bar there from Riyad Mahrez for Manchester City.

2594
01:57:19,700 --> 01:57:26,100
Crazy bit of business from Riyad Mahrez, who went for placement rather than power.

2595
01:57:26,780 --> 01:57:31,160
And it was a great decision in the end because the goalie had no chance.

2596
01:57:31,980 --> 01:57:34,740
But it was just a few inches over the bar.

2597
01:57:35,420 --> 01:57:37,060
And that's probably that.

2598
01:57:37,140 --> 01:57:41,840
I'd say it's like fucking 30 seconds left of this injury time scenario.

2599
01:57:42,620 --> 01:57:44,180
What's more to say here?

2600
01:57:44,740 --> 01:57:50,180
They don't really have anything left to do because there's not going to be enough time for them to do it.

2601
01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:55,980
20, 15 seconds.

2602
01:57:58,600 --> 01:58:00,300
15 seconds away here.

2603
01:58:00,360 --> 01:58:01,120
Side hatch.

2604
01:58:01,540 --> 01:58:04,480
Thank you very, very, very much for the tip, side hatch.

2605
01:58:04,660 --> 01:58:06,760
Long ball comes through, tries to find a guero.

2606
01:58:06,760 --> 01:58:07,720
No, not happening.

2607
01:58:08,360 --> 01:58:09,600
Not happening at all.

2608
01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:10,480
And that's it.

2609
01:58:10,780 --> 01:58:11,500
That's it.

2610
01:58:11,620 --> 01:58:12,540
It's all over.

2611
01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:22,760
The referee blows upon his magic whistle of peace to signify the end of the regulation time, including that of injury time.

2612
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:28,020
Of the European Champions League football.

2613
01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:32,800
football's biggest, too.

2614
01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:37,580
And he's going to go over to clasp.

2615
01:58:37,580 --> 01:58:45,440
Guardiola and he hugs his head and brings Guardiola's head close to his chest and says

2616
01:58:45,440 --> 01:58:53,640
something, whispers into Guardiola's ear, says something sensual and Guardiola looks

2617
01:58:53,640 --> 01:59:01,960
back at Tuchel in the eye and Sergio Aguero is crying on the pitch, he's crying because

2618
01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:09,400
that's it, he knows that's it, it's the end of his Manchester City tenure and the Gallagher

2619
01:59:09,400 --> 01:59:16,000
brothers will they reunite tonight, there's a load of Chelsea people there who are getting

2620
01:59:16,000 --> 01:59:21,980
really fucking happy in the stands, you hate to see it, you really hate to see it, there's

2621
01:59:21,980 --> 01:59:30,080
tears, tears, yeah go on there, we nearly lost you a cut out there, go on, go on, there's

2622
01:59:30,080 --> 01:59:37,920
so many tears Tom, tears of happiness from the lads who won the stuff, tears of sadness

2623
01:59:37,920 --> 01:59:46,380
from the guys who just lost the trophy and there's tears of confusion from a man who looks

2624
01:59:46,380 --> 01:59:53,640
as though he shouldn't be there on his own and he's just wandering around, spinning around

2625
01:59:53,640 --> 02:00:22,360
in the stands, 360 degrees, he needs help, he needs help now, but this, this is Tommy Tuchel's year, the year of the Tuchel, the man who comes from Germany, who looks like Nosferatu, but he doesn't look like a classic hammer house of horror, Dracula, but he does look like a monster nonetheless.

2626
02:00:22,360 --> 02:00:42,020
And Kai Havertz, stand up and take a bow, you big tall man, and you've got a great goal, you'd scored the goal for Chelsea, Riyad Mahrez is sitting down, a tear, maybe coming out of his eye, we don't know yet.

2627
02:00:42,200 --> 02:00:56,680
And also, the player of the match, I think has gone to N'Golo Kante, I'm not sure, as the engraver man engraves the name of Chelsea's name onto the trophy,

2628
02:00:57,240 --> 02:01:04,900
And Stefan Pulisic is going over to Havertz and giving him a hug and saying, well done, you've done well enough.

2629
02:01:05,340 --> 02:01:13,440
And now that's it, Guardiola goes out of the stadium, he's shaking hands, he doesn't care about coronavirus, why should he?

2630
02:01:13,520 --> 02:01:17,900
He's probably had the vaccine and everybody has been tested and PCR tested.

2631
02:01:18,580 --> 02:01:37,340
And we don't know, we don't know what, to what extent the scenes are going to go here, or where it's going to go.

2632
02:01:37,780 --> 02:01:40,140
Will the Gallagher brothers reunite?

2633
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:50,740
Will Oasis finally come back together here, reunited, after a heartbreaking, savaging blow to their self-esteem and ego,

2634
02:01:51,180 --> 02:02:00,260
of having to witness your team get bet in the European Cup final in Portugal, of all places, not even in Manchester.

2635
02:02:00,740 --> 02:02:05,140
And then you're looking down on the pitch, and all your players are crying, man.

2636
02:02:05,140 --> 02:02:09,720
There's tears from De Bruyne, there's tears from Aguero.

2637
02:02:10,220 --> 02:02:15,280
It's a crazy bit of business, but business is business at the end of the day.

2638
02:02:16,040 --> 02:02:18,660
Business is business at the end of the day.

2639
02:02:19,060 --> 02:02:28,100
And there are Manchester City Instagram models in the crowd who are crying their eyes out as well.

2640
02:02:28,420 --> 02:02:32,380
And there's no selfies being taken there by those models.

2641
02:02:32,380 --> 02:02:34,800
Probably wives and girlfriends or something.

2642
02:02:35,320 --> 02:02:41,380
But I've got to tell you this, Tommy Tuchel played an absolute two-step blinder today.

2643
02:02:41,840 --> 02:02:45,280
He came out winning, and he's gone home winning as well.

2644
02:02:45,600 --> 02:02:48,340
And they haven't even lifted the trophy yet, but they're going to lift it.

2645
02:02:48,560 --> 02:02:52,700
Rhys James, what a formidable presence on that right-hand side for Chelsea.

2646
02:02:53,340 --> 02:02:53,740
Versatile.

2647
02:02:54,080 --> 02:02:56,080
He could move up and down the pitch at pace.

2648
02:02:56,320 --> 02:03:02,660
He was ghosting and shadowing the strongest players from one of the strongest sides in the world.

2649
02:03:02,940 --> 02:03:06,060
And he did it with remarkable aplomb.

2650
02:03:06,440 --> 02:03:09,540
There was zero hubris coming into this from their side.

2651
02:03:09,800 --> 02:03:11,720
It was more of an underdog scenario.

2652
02:03:12,160 --> 02:03:14,440
People saying, yes, we do prefer this.

2653
02:03:14,780 --> 02:03:17,500
We do prefer being the underdog because it could work in our favour.

2654
02:03:17,660 --> 02:03:18,860
And it has done tonight.

2655
02:03:19,280 --> 02:03:21,040
What an amazing turn-up for the Bucs.

2656
02:03:21,500 --> 02:03:26,520
And what a turn-around for Chelsea after such a shocking start to the season.

2657
02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:28,600
Lampard tried his best.

2658
02:03:28,880 --> 02:03:29,880
Wasn't good enough, though.

2659
02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:34,280
Tuchel, he's come into the fold, and he's really made this thing work.

2660
02:03:34,640 --> 02:03:39,180
All, all, all, all, all the time.

2661
02:03:40,940 --> 02:03:41,860
Lovely stuff.

2662
02:03:42,280 --> 02:03:44,340
Tobes, thank you very much for the tip.

2663
02:03:44,940 --> 02:03:46,580
You say euro for every goal.

2664
02:03:46,760 --> 02:03:47,500
That's mighty.

2665
02:03:47,760 --> 02:03:49,040
Thank you very much for that.

2666
02:03:49,580 --> 02:03:55,080
And we can turn that nonsense off the top left-hand side of the screen now because the time is over.

2667
02:03:55,960 --> 02:03:59,860
And more tears from Gabriel Jesus.

2668
02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:08,180
We might just down that other can for no other reason other than the fact we have it there.

2669
02:04:08,180 --> 02:04:09,500
We don't like it.

2670
02:04:10,500 --> 02:04:11,920
I don't know why you're saying we.

2671
02:04:12,800 --> 02:04:13,980
It's the royal we.

2672
02:04:14,560 --> 02:04:24,540
And just look in here that Tammy Abraham has the same haircut as Rhys James, which is a fascinating bit of trivia there.

2673
02:04:25,500 --> 02:04:27,260
And Kai Havertz is joining us now.

2674
02:04:27,340 --> 02:04:28,060
Kai, how are you?

2675
02:04:29,120 --> 02:04:30,200
How does that feel?

2676
02:04:30,640 --> 02:04:31,260
How does that feel?

2677
02:04:31,260 --> 02:04:32,380
I don't know what to say, sir.

2678
02:04:33,740 --> 02:04:35,080
I don't know what to say.

2679
02:04:35,080 --> 02:04:36,500
I don't know what to say.

2680
02:04:36,500 --> 02:04:37,380
I don't know what to say.

2681
02:04:37,380 --> 02:04:37,880
I don't know what to say.

2682
02:04:37,880 --> 02:04:38,380
I don't know what to say.

2683
02:04:38,380 --> 02:04:38,880
I don't know what to say.

2684
02:04:38,880 --> 02:04:39,460
I don't know what to say.

2685
02:04:39,460 --> 02:04:40,040
I don't know what to say.

2686
02:04:40,040 --> 02:04:40,300
I don't know what to say.

2687
02:04:40,300 --> 02:04:40,880
I don't know what to say.

2688
02:04:40,880 --> 02:04:41,200
I don't know what to say.

2689
02:04:41,200 --> 02:04:41,500
I don't know what to say.

2690
02:04:41,500 --> 02:04:42,380
I don't know what to say.

2691
02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:42,920
I don't know what to say.

2692
02:04:42,920 --> 02:04:43,480
I don't know what to say.

2693
02:04:43,480 --> 02:04:44,040
I don't know what to say.

2694
02:04:44,040 --> 02:04:59,840
I don't know what to say.

2695
02:04:59,840 --> 02:05:01,800
Sorry about that.

2696
02:05:01,800 --> 02:05:03,740
My girlfriend.

2697
02:05:04,660 --> 02:05:07,600
I don't know what to say.

2698
02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,520
I don't know what to say.

2699
02:05:09,520 --> 02:05:10,720
That's Kai Havertz there.

2700
02:05:10,780 --> 02:05:12,280
He says he doesn't know what to say.

2701
02:05:12,820 --> 02:05:13,840
Crazy bit of business.

2702
02:05:13,840 --> 02:05:17,180
I was muted there for a moment.

2703
02:05:17,340 --> 02:05:17,600
Sorry.

2704
02:05:17,780 --> 02:05:18,560
It came back.

2705
02:05:19,120 --> 02:05:24,800
But I think we might have lost Francis as a result of that pissing about.

2706
02:05:26,440 --> 02:05:27,240
We should be okay.

2707
02:05:28,740 --> 02:05:29,140
I think.

2708
02:05:29,560 --> 02:05:29,840
Yeah.

2709
02:05:31,300 --> 02:05:32,400
I think we're okay.

2710
02:05:33,180 --> 02:05:33,500
All right.

2711
02:05:33,500 --> 02:05:33,520
All right.

2712
02:05:33,520 --> 02:05:45,980
All right.

2713
02:05:45,980 --> 02:05:49,860
Yeah. I'm back again. Thanks very much, Sam.

2714
02:05:50,460 --> 02:05:53,680
Kai Havertz didn't know what to say there at the end of the interview there.

2715
02:05:53,800 --> 02:05:57,300
It was kind of shite, bit of an anti-clinactic kind of scenario for him.

2716
02:05:57,720 --> 02:06:01,280
He did score the goal, but he doesn't have anything to say.

2717
02:06:01,800 --> 02:06:02,940
Crazy bit of business altogether.

2718
02:06:03,420 --> 02:06:09,500
And well done, though, to Kai Havertz, who's really done well for himself there, scoring the goal.

2719
02:06:09,500 --> 02:06:16,120
And Timo Werner is going to have to pick up the pace in order to meet Havertz here,

2720
02:06:16,240 --> 02:06:22,960
because Havertz is getting the better out of the playing position for Chelsea than Werner is.

2721
02:06:23,620 --> 02:06:30,800
Yep. And we've seen that Werner had a couple of chances squandered there going into the game.

2722
02:06:31,540 --> 02:06:34,560
And the trophy is about to be presented now.

2723
02:06:34,560 --> 02:06:39,680
I wish we could show it, but unfortunately that will be taken down.

2724
02:06:40,340 --> 02:06:43,440
But what we can do is describe to you what the hell is going on.

2725
02:06:43,900 --> 02:06:51,300
There's seven men in suits on the platform at the moment waiting to dish that trophy out.

2726
02:06:51,980 --> 02:06:58,180
And lovely scenes being replayed of the physio jumping on Kai Havertz and rolling around with him on the grass

2727
02:06:58,180 --> 02:07:01,300
until he was up on top of Havertz.

2728
02:07:01,300 --> 02:07:06,680
And Havertz was on his back and it kind of got awkward after a few moments.

2729
02:07:06,840 --> 02:07:10,860
But it's all fun and games and they've moved away now at pace.

2730
02:07:11,840 --> 02:07:13,820
Pineapple, thank you very much for the tip.

2731
02:07:14,080 --> 02:07:17,760
I hope you're getting on well and that everything is going well for you

2732
02:07:17,760 --> 02:07:20,900
and you're having a Chelsea kind of evening where you're winning.

2733
02:07:21,780 --> 02:07:22,020
Yep.

2734
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:24,780
It's a Chelsea state of mind.

2735
02:07:25,440 --> 02:07:27,100
Tommy Tuchel's in at the moment.

2736
02:07:27,520 --> 02:07:33,740
Everything about the way he looks at the world is going to be seen through a European Cup shaped prism.

2737
02:07:34,440 --> 02:07:40,540
It's also noted that tonight Thomas Tuchel will be returning home with that trophy.

2738
02:07:40,920 --> 02:07:51,080
It is in his contract a clause which stipulates on the relinquishing of the trophy on the night of any given victory.

2739
02:07:51,580 --> 02:07:56,960
Tuchel will keep the trophy in a special air compressed Tuchel chamber.

2740
02:07:56,960 --> 02:08:06,120
This was a special chamber designed in CERN laboratories by boffins interested in learning how the world began.

2741
02:08:07,120 --> 02:08:16,160
Where Tuchel comes into it is his innate ability to keep trophies at an amazingly high elevated pressure

2742
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:23,920
whilst keeping them clean and away from the eyes of the beholders.

2743
02:08:24,440 --> 02:08:30,000
So tonight when he does go home it will be put into the Tuchel chamber until the day after.

2744
02:08:30,660 --> 02:08:35,620
After which it is blessed by the Archbishop of Canterbury

2745
02:08:35,620 --> 02:08:41,260
who brings his scale extract round to Stamford Bridge

2746
02:08:41,260 --> 02:08:50,340
and he builds a track and then between himself and Tuchel they race to see who wins.

2747
02:08:50,760 --> 02:08:55,000
But it's not like there's any winnings to be got from it.

2748
02:08:55,320 --> 02:09:00,720
All it is is a ritual which goes on and dates back to the days of yore

2749
02:09:00,720 --> 02:09:04,700
when the first ever European trophy was held.

2750
02:09:05,080 --> 02:09:06,400
Back in the days of yore.

2751
02:09:06,680 --> 02:09:14,740
It's a crazy bit of business, crazy bit of trivia and just yet another level of enigmatic fallacy

2752
02:09:14,740 --> 02:09:22,840
thrown onto the entire Tuchel legacy which has enraptured and enveloped the world of football and soccer

2753
02:09:22,840 --> 02:09:25,760
since the days of yore again.

2754
02:09:25,900 --> 02:09:28,720
Another thing is the hyperbaric trophy chamber.

2755
02:09:28,860 --> 02:09:30,540
Thank you very much for your tip.

2756
02:09:31,140 --> 02:09:32,260
Thanks very much lads.

2757
02:09:32,980 --> 02:09:35,660
Hyperbaric trophy chamber.

2758
02:09:36,380 --> 02:09:37,920
Crazy bit of business altogether.

2759
02:09:38,440 --> 02:09:43,600
And now there's a lap of honour being given by the Manchester City players

2760
02:09:43,600 --> 02:09:45,840
who have zero...

2761
02:09:45,840 --> 02:09:51,580
I'd have zero honour in my walk if that's the way I performed.

2762
02:09:52,120 --> 02:09:54,260
On what, the biggest night of your career lads?

2763
02:09:54,880 --> 02:09:55,500
Get a grip.

2764
02:09:56,560 --> 02:09:57,320
Get a grip.

2765
02:09:58,080 --> 02:10:01,660
But I suppose they had to do it because the Gallagher brothers were there as well

2766
02:10:01,660 --> 02:10:03,260
so there's probably some kind of...

2767
02:10:03,260 --> 02:10:06,080
They have to wave at them to stay on good terms.

2768
02:10:06,180 --> 02:10:08,140
You don't want to fall out with the Gallagher brothers.

2769
02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:09,880
Because they'd be bollocks.

2770
02:10:10,540 --> 02:10:11,860
You wouldn't want to cross them.

2771
02:10:12,440 --> 02:10:17,240
If that's the way they treat each other, imagine how they treat you.

2772
02:10:17,440 --> 02:10:18,280
They don't even know you.

2773
02:10:19,620 --> 02:10:20,300
You wouldn't.

2774
02:10:20,340 --> 02:10:20,860
You wouldn't know.

2775
02:10:21,040 --> 02:10:22,060
You wouldn't want to know either.

2776
02:10:22,400 --> 02:10:28,980
Pepsi, Guardi, Kohler and the boys go up to the podium to receive a loser's medal.

2777
02:10:28,980 --> 02:10:35,260
The medal given to none other than the loser of the night.

2778
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:40,300
And that loser tonight is all of Manchester City.

2779
02:10:40,780 --> 02:10:42,040
All of their players.

2780
02:10:42,040 --> 02:10:43,900
All of their fans.

2781
02:10:44,600 --> 02:10:49,200
And as a knock-on effect, the entirety of Manchester as well.

2782
02:10:49,680 --> 02:10:50,940
Even the ones that don't support them.

2783
02:10:50,940 --> 02:10:55,720
There'll be a gloomy, morose atmosphere.

2784
02:10:55,720 --> 02:10:59,000
A somber atmosphere hanging over the city tomorrow.

2785
02:10:59,460 --> 02:11:11,280
Whereas the victors, Chelsea, will bring back home hubris, hope, guile, ego and spirit to beat the band.

2786
02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:15,220
So much so that it could be sickening.

2787
02:11:15,220 --> 02:11:16,160
We don't know.

2788
02:11:16,380 --> 02:11:21,680
We can already see as the loser's medals are being dished out to these Manchester City players.

2789
02:11:22,420 --> 02:11:27,520
That the Chelsea players are stood idling by the side of the trophy hut.

2790
02:11:28,060 --> 02:11:28,660
Dancing.

2791
02:11:29,400 --> 02:11:30,540
And Dan Ziyech.

2792
02:11:31,100 --> 02:11:35,360
Oh, he's given a medal to Ziyech and he takes it straight off.

2793
02:11:36,280 --> 02:11:39,620
Such fucking spite, man.

2794
02:11:41,200 --> 02:11:44,080
Crazy bit of spite being shown there.

2795
02:11:44,420 --> 02:11:45,860
As Tommy, two-step.

2796
02:11:46,200 --> 02:11:48,700
Oh, nearly trips on the way up.

2797
02:11:48,800 --> 02:11:51,160
That would have been something else.

2798
02:11:51,620 --> 02:11:54,380
Because he was only just off the crutches there not so long ago.

2799
02:11:54,460 --> 02:11:54,960
As Tushel.

2800
02:11:55,600 --> 02:11:56,880
If he'd have tripped going up.

2801
02:11:57,180 --> 02:11:58,140
Crazy bit of business.

2802
02:11:58,620 --> 02:12:04,820
And we might have to recant our earlier claim that there is a Nosferatu buzz off him.

2803
02:12:04,940 --> 02:12:08,040
Because he actually looks less Nosferatu-listic now.

2804
02:12:08,280 --> 02:12:11,560
As he goes over to the cup and gives it a big old smooch.

2805
02:12:12,060 --> 02:12:12,860
He kisses it.

2806
02:12:13,220 --> 02:12:15,500
And then Jorginho goes and kisses it.

2807
02:12:15,860 --> 02:12:18,180
And then Thiago Silva goes and holds it.

2808
02:12:18,260 --> 02:12:20,740
And gives it a big smack-a-rooney on its face.

2809
02:12:21,160 --> 02:12:22,720
And then so does Alonso.

2810
02:12:22,780 --> 02:12:23,960
Goes over and gives it a peck.

2811
02:12:24,640 --> 02:12:27,860
And Aspalabanga, or whatever his name is, just touches it.

2812
02:12:28,180 --> 02:12:30,600
Then there's another fellow who doesn't even look at it.

2813
02:12:30,860 --> 02:12:32,760
Then another player who doesn't even look at it.

2814
02:12:33,000 --> 02:12:34,460
Then Rudiger comes up now.

2815
02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:35,380
He sees it.

2816
02:12:35,640 --> 02:12:37,000
Gives it a big kiss.

2817
02:12:37,780 --> 02:12:38,180
Francis?

2818
02:12:39,180 --> 02:12:40,340
Now Mendy's come up.

2819
02:12:40,580 --> 02:12:42,480
He's given it a headbutt and a kiss.

2820
02:12:42,840 --> 02:12:47,260
Then Tammy Abraham's grabbed all of its handles and given it a kiss.

2821
02:12:47,620 --> 02:12:51,820
Then Chilwell's planted a massive smacker on the front of it.

2822
02:12:51,980 --> 02:12:55,140
And now Christensen's giving it a kiss on the cheek.

2823
02:12:55,560 --> 02:12:57,140
Because everyone's kissing its face.

2824
02:12:57,420 --> 02:12:59,020
Rhys James kissed its face.

2825
02:12:59,480 --> 02:13:02,980
And now Ziyech has gone over and kissed it on the side as well.

2826
02:13:03,300 --> 02:13:07,720
And now there's a load of players that go over and rubbing their heads on it and faces on it.

2827
02:13:08,000 --> 02:13:09,900
In this, the time of COVID-19,

2828
02:13:10,160 --> 02:13:13,260
N'Golo Kante, smart man, just taps it with his hands and walks away.

2829
02:13:13,540 --> 02:13:17,540
Olivier Giroud goes and gives it a kiss on its underneath part.

2830
02:13:17,920 --> 02:13:21,300
And then there's the other guys from Chelsea are walking over to the trophy.

2831
02:13:21,420 --> 02:13:22,800
Now, they weren't playing.

2832
02:13:22,940 --> 02:13:23,460
There were subs.

2833
02:13:23,780 --> 02:13:25,280
So they're just walking past the trophy.

2834
02:13:25,440 --> 02:13:28,880
Kai Havertz bites the medal, kisses the medal, doesn't kiss the trophy.

2835
02:13:29,320 --> 02:13:30,700
Mason Mount kisses the medal.

2836
02:13:30,700 --> 02:13:32,900
And then another lad comes up.

2837
02:13:33,900 --> 02:13:35,940
It's not another than the captain.

2838
02:13:36,540 --> 02:13:38,200
The man for Chelsea.

2839
02:13:38,540 --> 02:13:40,700
Who is going to lift the trophy.

2840
02:13:41,140 --> 02:13:43,700
Lift the trophy of the victors.

2841
02:13:44,080 --> 02:13:44,700
The winners.

2842
02:13:45,340 --> 02:13:48,040
The mad men from London.

2843
02:13:48,740 --> 02:13:55,860
It's Aspilicueta who raises the trophy of destiny and dreams for Chelsea United.

2844
02:13:56,540 --> 02:13:57,720
The oil baron.

2845
02:13:57,960 --> 02:14:02,720
The original oligarch team of Chelsea United.

2846
02:14:03,300 --> 02:14:05,520
And they have won the trophy.

2847
02:14:05,860 --> 02:14:08,700
And everything, everything is over now.

2848
02:14:09,420 --> 02:14:10,500
Everything is over.

2849
02:14:11,240 --> 02:14:12,560
Until tomorrow.

2850
02:14:13,040 --> 02:14:14,760
When a new day dawns.

2851
02:14:14,920 --> 02:14:16,000
And it starts again.

2852
02:14:16,700 --> 02:14:17,400
The seasons.

2853
02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:19,780
The cyclical nature of life.

2854
02:14:20,540 --> 02:14:21,840
The spring ending.

2855
02:14:22,500 --> 02:14:23,520
Going into the summer.

2856
02:14:24,120 --> 02:14:24,940
The warm weather.

2857
02:14:25,440 --> 02:14:26,040
The Euros.

2858
02:14:26,720 --> 02:14:27,780
The barbecues.

2859
02:14:28,400 --> 02:14:29,160
The months.

2860
02:14:29,860 --> 02:14:30,620
Ahead of us.

2861
02:14:30,880 --> 02:14:33,020
Of being able to spend our time outside.

2862
02:14:34,060 --> 02:14:34,540
Cushioned.

2863
02:14:35,920 --> 02:14:36,760
Cushioning me.

2864
02:14:37,680 --> 02:14:41,480
In spite of the dearth of soccer which is about to fall upon us.

2865
02:14:42,220 --> 02:14:42,660
Albeit.

2866
02:14:43,660 --> 02:14:46,120
Brief respite will be given during the Euros, Tom.

2867
02:14:46,120 --> 02:14:54,500
There will be a nice bit of respite given to our addiction or withdrawal from the soccer and football.

2868
02:14:54,820 --> 02:14:59,080
When the Euros happen and we get to cover that side hatch at pace.

2869
02:14:59,540 --> 02:15:01,140
But tonight it's all about Chelsea.

2870
02:15:01,580 --> 02:15:03,000
It's Chelsea United's night.

2871
02:15:03,500 --> 02:15:06,380
Let's just see if we can get a live picture.

2872
02:15:07,260 --> 02:15:07,740
Chelsea.

2873
02:15:07,740 --> 02:15:07,940
Chelsea.

2874
02:15:09,380 --> 02:15:14,140
Let's see if we can get a live picture here of the celebrations which are going on.

2875
02:15:14,340 --> 02:15:14,720
Oh look.

2876
02:15:14,760 --> 02:15:15,320
We've got him.

2877
02:15:15,740 --> 02:15:17,560
We've got fireworks here.

2878
02:15:18,220 --> 02:15:19,480
Fireworks for Chelsea there.

2879
02:15:19,580 --> 02:15:21,160
We refresh the screen again.

2880
02:15:21,240 --> 02:15:22,240
Maybe it'll get the fireworks.

2881
02:15:22,380 --> 02:15:23,180
We do have them again.

2882
02:15:23,820 --> 02:15:24,800
Fireworks everybody.

2883
02:15:26,880 --> 02:15:28,260
Lovely fireworks Tom.

2884
02:15:28,720 --> 02:15:30,460
Lovely fireworks and fitting.

2885
02:15:31,300 --> 02:15:32,260
Very very fitting.

2886
02:15:32,760 --> 02:15:35,980
Final score here tonight at the Stadium of the Dragon.

2887
02:15:36,160 --> 02:15:39,840
The European Champions League Final 2021.

2888
02:15:41,000 --> 02:15:43,600
Manchester City 0.

2889
02:15:43,600 --> 02:15:45,340
Chelsea United 1.

2890
02:15:45,720 --> 02:15:50,980
I want to say a big thank you to everybody who tunes in and watches the ball along with us.

2891
02:15:51,480 --> 02:15:52,900
And thank you very much.

2892
02:15:53,120 --> 02:15:56,760
And if anybody tipped, thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

2893
02:15:57,180 --> 02:16:00,220
Thanks very much lads from the bottom of our hearts.

2894
02:16:00,760 --> 02:16:03,040
And from Woolworth Police Station.

2895
02:16:03,380 --> 02:16:04,800
I'd like to say thanks very much.

2896
02:16:05,220 --> 02:16:10,440
Amazing scenes here as Tommy Tuchel dances on the pitch with his children.

2897
02:16:11,220 --> 02:16:16,900
And the rest of the members of the squad dance around with the trophy.

2898
02:16:17,100 --> 02:16:19,520
A crazy bit of business all together.

2899
02:16:20,940 --> 02:16:22,040
Lovely stuff lads.

2900
02:16:22,160 --> 02:16:23,120
We'll see you later on.

2901
02:16:24,080 --> 02:16:24,700
Good night.

2902
02:16:25,640 --> 02:16:26,380
God bless.

2903
02:16:26,380 --> 02:16:28,060
We'll see you later.

2904
02:16:31,480 --> 02:16:32,560
Mobile Ozil.

2905
02:16:32,700 --> 02:16:33,920
Yeni Technology.

2906
02:16:34,880 --> 02:16:36,400
Rocky P Spas.

2907
02:16:36,580 --> 02:16:37,440
In yours, Colorado.

2908
02:16:37,780 --> 02:16:38,380
Here in here.

2909
02:16:41,020 --> 02:16:41,660
Uli.

2910
02:16:41,760 --> 02:16:42,060
Uli.

2911
02:16:42,060 --> 02:16:42,960
30 TL.

2912
02:16:43,740 --> 02:16:44,980
1000 TL.

2913
02:16:45,140 --> 02:16:45,900
Percent 100.