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One more. One more. 71 00:02:47,620 --> 00:02:48,860 No more trees, that'd be. 72 00:02:48,860 --> 00:03:18,840 Thank you. 73 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:48,820 Thank you. 74 00:03:48,820 --> 00:03:50,820 Thank you. 75 00:03:50,820 --> 00:03:52,820 Thank you. 76 00:03:52,820 --> 00:03:54,820 Thank you. 77 00:03:54,820 --> 00:03:56,820 Thank you. 78 00:03:56,820 --> 00:03:58,820 Thank you. 79 00:03:58,820 --> 00:03:58,820 Thank you. 80 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:00,820 Thank you. 81 00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:02,820 Thank you. 82 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:04,820 Thank you. 83 00:04:04,820 --> 00:04:31,780 Wow, what an amazing night it's been so far. 84 00:04:31,780 --> 00:04:35,320 A return to innocence, a return to form. 85 00:04:36,380 --> 00:04:40,520 None other than Computer Chronicles, another amazing Shafé stream. 86 00:04:41,060 --> 00:04:45,420 What an amazing situation it is to be back, back in the fold again. 87 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:48,980 And I can't believe it as well, 373 concurrent viewers. 88 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,760 None of this would have been possible without you or me. 89 00:04:54,480 --> 00:04:57,480 And I want to say a big thanks to me for making it here, 90 00:04:57,480 --> 00:05:00,880 and making it here alive as well, against all odds. 91 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:07,300 For what? For another foray into the world of Windows 95. 92 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,820 Possibly even before that. Maybe even MS-DOS. We don't know. 93 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:18,940 All we do know is that we've had an unseen episode of the Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shafé. 94 00:05:19,600 --> 00:05:31,740 The man with the silk presentational style. He's crafted from silk. He was made out of computer chips in San Francisco back in 69. 95 00:05:32,280 --> 00:05:41,360 And he's here today, ready to give us a fill of technological guru smithship, the likes of which has never been seen before. 96 00:05:41,760 --> 00:06:11,760 I want to say a big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big big 97 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:17,500 which is known as the secret viper sphere, the viper's secret lair for a long, long time. 98 00:06:17,580 --> 00:06:19,540 Look at this guy. It's the Fat32 guy. 99 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:27,860 He's the iconic man who said Fat32 in front of the cameras when buying his copy of Windows 98. 100 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,480 We'll get a little blast of that right now. 101 00:06:31,940 --> 00:06:33,540 Can we hear that? Can you hear that? 102 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:35,900 We put the headphones on there, lads. 103 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,780 A slug shining. Thank you very much. 104 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,820 Andy the Fork. Thank you very, very much. 105 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,500 You hammered your backdrop. 106 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,180 Sorry there about the backdrop, guys. 107 00:06:46,180 --> 00:06:48,260 That went tits up. 108 00:06:49,560 --> 00:06:50,640 I didn't... 109 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:54,520 The worst thing yet, I didn't want to share it with you, but I'm going to have to, 110 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,640 because I'm worried at the moment, is that part of the green screen, 111 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:03,580 I had stupidly attached a bit of the green screen to a fucking cabinet at the side, 112 00:07:04,260 --> 00:07:09,860 and using a fucking hard drive as a paperweight, as a fucking green screen weight, 113 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:13,720 on the side, and that fell down when I first... 114 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,260 Samantha Hagar, thank you very much. 115 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:16,540 I'm Mark, formerly Sweet Beast. 116 00:07:16,600 --> 00:07:22,540 That fell down on the ground from about one, two, three, four, five shelves up. 117 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:29,780 And that hard drive was an 8 terabyte fucking MyBook. 118 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,740 It's just one for storing stuff. 119 00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:33,660 You wouldn't edit it off or anything like that. 120 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,600 It's not a Firewire or a Thunderbolt. 121 00:07:37,380 --> 00:07:38,980 But it could be fucked. 122 00:07:39,320 --> 00:07:40,280 And all for what? 123 00:07:40,840 --> 00:07:41,700 A lot of work. 124 00:07:42,100 --> 00:07:43,300 Years, years of work. 125 00:07:43,680 --> 00:07:44,380 Could be lost. 126 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:46,260 We don't know, but I'm going to carry on with the stream anyway. 127 00:07:46,360 --> 00:07:48,040 Brooklyn Lukey, thank you very much for the tip. 128 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:49,400 Unbelievable stuff. 129 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:50,840 Unbelievable turnout already. 130 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:57,220 Contourious OLE, Andy Brannigan, Betty Forklinic, Don Jr.'s thriller backup. 131 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:58,080 Thanks for the tip. 132 00:07:58,080 --> 00:07:59,420 Don Jr.'s thriller backup. 133 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:00,260 Would you believe it? 134 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,520 It's an incredible scenario. 135 00:08:02,780 --> 00:08:05,040 Does Don Jr.'s thriller even exist? 136 00:08:05,180 --> 00:08:12,980 We won't go into it just yet, because we're more transfixed on the scenario with the Computer Chronicles featuring none other than Stuart Shaffey. 137 00:08:13,300 --> 00:08:14,660 Let's have a look at this in Fat32. 138 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:15,320 Monster. 139 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:17,120 Swagging. 140 00:08:17,500 --> 00:08:19,980 Swagging his style as he came in to. 141 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,680 Fat32. 142 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:24,840 Fat32. 143 00:08:26,780 --> 00:08:27,100 Fat. 144 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,300 Thanks for the tip. 145 00:08:30,460 --> 00:08:32,140 We might get a little dance beat. 146 00:08:32,240 --> 00:08:34,780 Sorry, we've got a basic generic house beat going there. 147 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:38,380 And we can get a Fat32 house. 148 00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,300 House beats. 149 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:41,220 Let's have a look there. 150 00:08:41,220 --> 00:08:45,280 Sorry about that. 151 00:08:45,340 --> 00:08:50,800 If your ears have just been blasted off into space, there's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid. 152 00:08:52,340 --> 00:08:52,900 Here we go. 153 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:53,560 This is going to be good. 154 00:08:53,580 --> 00:08:54,140 This is mean. 155 00:08:54,220 --> 00:08:54,700 It's mean. 156 00:08:56,400 --> 00:08:57,400 This is what we wanted. 157 00:09:02,060 --> 00:09:02,420 Sorry. 158 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:05,980 Let me get the levels ready here, because I can't get the fucking levels. 159 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:07,820 Fave Doley, thank you very much. 160 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:08,420 Chris McBee. 161 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:09,180 Cecil the Vessel. 162 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:09,940 Garel the Bass. 163 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:10,560 Bugatti V. 164 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:11,140 Ron Hubbard. 165 00:09:11,300 --> 00:09:11,560 Schult. 166 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:13,060 And Fat. 167 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,880 Thank you very, very much. 168 00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:16,520 Fat, who's tip 32. 169 00:09:17,780 --> 00:09:18,620 Fox Boxer. 170 00:09:18,680 --> 00:09:19,340 Thank you very much. 171 00:09:19,420 --> 00:09:20,880 Ear Mossy Moss and Schult. 172 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:23,120 Let's just try and get this going, guys. 173 00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:23,980 It could be a fuck up. 174 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:26,780 We don't want to start on a bum note. 175 00:09:27,140 --> 00:09:27,820 Fat32. 176 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:29,760 Fat32. 177 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,020 Is he even loud enough? 178 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:31,900 I know. 179 00:09:32,380 --> 00:09:32,540 Yeah. 180 00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,340 Thanks for the tip. 181 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:35,460 Fat32. 182 00:09:36,260 --> 00:09:37,140 Fat32. 183 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:46,140 *Sings* 184 00:09:46,140 --> 00:09:47,140 Fuck! 185 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,140 *Sings* 186 00:09:49,140 --> 00:09:50,140 Thanks for the tip! 187 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:52,140 He's pretty quiet! 188 00:09:52,140 --> 00:09:53,140 Someone's saying he's- 189 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,140 *Sings* 190 00:09:55,140 --> 00:09:57,140 Oh my good god sorry this is a mess. 191 00:09:57,140 --> 00:09:59,140 One sec. 192 00:09:59,140 --> 00:10:01,140 Can you hear the beat? 193 00:10:01,140 --> 00:10:03,140 *Sings* 194 00:10:03,140 --> 00:10:06,140 If you've just tuned in guys, this is the future of entertainment. 195 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:07,720 I said it to you before. 196 00:10:08,340 --> 00:10:10,040 Forget television scheduling. 197 00:10:10,780 --> 00:10:11,860 TV on demand. 198 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:12,620 Netflix. 199 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,140 All that shit, tough guy. 200 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,260 You don't want that. 201 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:16,040 You don't need it anymore. 202 00:10:16,140 --> 00:10:21,600 What you need is a man with a computer trying to fucking blend this guy saying, 203 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:22,300 Thanks for the deal. 204 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,700 Over a generic shit house beat. 205 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:25,640 And we're here. 206 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:26,500 We're going to do it. 207 00:10:26,500 --> 00:10:38,380 Thanks for the tip. 208 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,780 Look at his face. 209 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:40,660 Look at his face. 210 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,140 Look at the Schneer. 211 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:46,460 Cyril Schneer from the raccoons. 212 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:47,660 Vladimir Gluten. 213 00:10:47,780 --> 00:10:48,460 Thank you very much. 214 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,160 Captain Sack. 215 00:10:49,820 --> 00:10:50,300 MWRF. 216 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:50,780 Ante. 217 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,560 Thank you very much. 218 00:10:51,660 --> 00:10:52,860 Dickie Rocks. 219 00:10:52,900 --> 00:10:53,520 Thank you very much. 220 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:53,920 Silage. 221 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:54,360 Thanks for the tip. 222 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:55,760 And Fox Boxer. 223 00:10:55,820 --> 00:10:56,440 Thank you very much. 224 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:57,140 Let's have a look here. 225 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:57,700 Let's see this. 226 00:10:58,100 --> 00:10:59,140 Look at that face. 227 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:01,620 It's real nastiness. 228 00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,720 But it's what you want. 229 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:06,100 It's just got that Schneer about it. 230 00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:09,140 And it really, it really just gets you in the mood. 231 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,240 You know where you're going with this. 232 00:11:10,540 --> 00:11:16,220 It's got, it's an operating system laced with hate and vitriol. 233 00:11:16,800 --> 00:11:20,720 But then you get into the Computer Chronicles and it's got a nice vibe to it as well. 234 00:11:20,720 --> 00:11:25,940 You know, you've Stuart Chaffee strutting his stuff, asking the questions and getting the job done. 235 00:11:25,940 --> 00:11:26,320 Thank you for the tip. 236 00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:26,400 Thank you for the tip. 237 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,660 Let's have a little look here now. 238 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:29,460 Thank you very much. 239 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,320 Anaconda Jeezy in the heezy. 240 00:11:31,580 --> 00:11:33,160 Thank you very much for the Fortweezy. 241 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:35,800 And everybody out there, unbelievable stuff. 242 00:11:35,880 --> 00:11:36,460 Can't believe it. 243 00:11:36,620 --> 00:11:38,220 Can't bloody believe it at all. 244 00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:48,120 What we've got to do right now, though, is launch ourselves straight headfirst into the Computer Chronicles, which is an episode we haven't seen called Greatest Computer Games. 245 00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,860 And it's from 1995. 246 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:55,420 Without further ado, special thanks to the Archive.org for hosting these episodes. 247 00:11:56,040 --> 00:12:00,060 Downloads of all these episodes and more can be found at Archive.org. 248 00:12:00,180 --> 00:12:00,660 Details. 249 00:12:01,600 --> 00:12:02,880 Forward slash details. 250 00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,440 Forward slash computer. 251 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,060 Computer dot dot dot dot. 252 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:13,740 And that's that's not the actual universal resource locator. 253 00:12:13,740 --> 00:12:14,360 Thanks for the tip. 254 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:21,940 That is just me saying dot dot dot because you click on a link there that's been shortened for the actual situation at hand. 255 00:12:22,060 --> 00:12:28,020 If you were to put that into an address bar on top of your Internet application, it wouldn't work. 256 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,220 Papa Carlo, thank you very, very much. 257 00:12:30,340 --> 00:12:31,700 Gina, thank you very, very much. 258 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:35,160 And Vladimir Gluten doing a bit of shooting. 259 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:36,000 I hope you're doing well. 260 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:37,080 Let's get right into this. 261 00:12:37,160 --> 00:12:38,100 It's the Computer Chronicles. 262 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:39,220 Greatest Computer Games. 263 00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:41,100 1995. 264 00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:43,000 Mind the ears, folks. 265 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,620 It's going to get loud out there. 266 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,400 Thanks for the tip. 267 00:12:46,400 --> 00:13:00,100 This week on the Computer Chronicles, the hottest new computer games. 268 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,480 Think you could have prosecuted OJ better than Marsha and Chris? 269 00:13:03,880 --> 00:13:06,180 Now you can be the prosecutor in a great new game. 270 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:07,220 Brendan Gleeson. 271 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:10,120 What was he doing in the situation back in the day? 272 00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:16,360 This week on the Computer Chronicles, the hottest new computer games. 273 00:13:16,740 --> 00:13:19,760 Think you could have prosecuted OJ better than Marsha and Chris? 274 00:13:19,940 --> 00:13:24,260 Now you can be the prosecutor in a great new game called In the First Degree. 275 00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:27,560 I thought that he was going to say it's an OJ. 276 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:35,220 You can play the OJ Simpson video game on a handheld console or the PCMS DOS. 277 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,140 A nice book. 278 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,300 Thank you very much. 279 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:41,600 Did you like Back to the Future? 280 00:13:41,720 --> 00:13:42,800 Did you watch Quantum Leap? 281 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,320 Did you like Back to the Future? 282 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:45,860 Did you watch Quantum Leap? 283 00:13:45,980 --> 00:13:46,860 Did you do this? 284 00:13:46,940 --> 00:13:47,900 Did you do that? 285 00:13:48,900 --> 00:13:53,880 Do time travel with a terrific new game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time. 286 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:54,780 Do time... 287 00:13:54,780 --> 00:13:55,660 Back to that again. 288 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,280 Soupy Norman, thank you very much. 289 00:13:57,340 --> 00:13:58,580 Legfen, thank you very much. 290 00:13:59,060 --> 00:13:59,920 Hope you're getting on well. 291 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:03,120 Everybody out there, Tommy Tushel in the chat, says you're back. 292 00:14:03,180 --> 00:14:03,920 I hope you're doing well. 293 00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:06,220 Jon Hamm, someone says Jon Hamm is in this video game. 294 00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,420 It doesn't look like Jon Hamm. 295 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,840 These look like actors that didn't make the grid. 296 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,580 They didn't stand a chance. 297 00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:17,220 They tried their hand at the game of acting. 298 00:14:17,660 --> 00:14:19,000 And it came to this. 299 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:21,800 A computer game based on the courtroom. 300 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,420 Thanks for the tip. 301 00:14:22,880 --> 00:14:23,380 ...degree. 302 00:14:24,380 --> 00:14:24,900 Murder? 303 00:14:25,420 --> 00:14:27,960 Murder games in the third degree. 304 00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,140 What did you like Back to the Future? 305 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:30,360 Did you watch Quantum Leap? 306 00:14:30,360 --> 00:14:35,440 Do time travel with a terrific new game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time. 307 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:39,220 If you like robot battle games, we'll show you the coolest one of them all. 308 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:39,740 Look at that. 309 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:40,680 Mech Warrior 2. 310 00:14:41,220 --> 00:14:41,820 Plus... 311 00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:43,520 Look at that. 312 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:48,540 Sierra Battle Games, game from Sanctuary Woods called Buried in Time. 313 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,980 If you like robot battle games, we'll show you the coolest one of... 314 00:14:51,980 --> 00:14:53,780 Robot battle games. 315 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,420 Thanks for the tip. 316 00:14:54,880 --> 00:14:56,220 Max Payne, thank you very much. 317 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:57,860 And Soupy Norman, I hope you're getting on well. 318 00:14:57,920 --> 00:14:59,100 Somebody says they've played this. 319 00:14:59,160 --> 00:14:59,980 Mech Warrior 2. 320 00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:01,860 I think I've had Mech Warrior. 321 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:03,440 Maybe I had that on the... 322 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:05,340 Was it released on the PlayStation at all? 323 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:09,740 Because I remember having a game that was Mech related, but it didn't look as crap as that. 324 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:10,400 Thanks for the tip. 325 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:13,200 That looks like maybe as before the PlayStation era. 326 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:13,820 Look at that. 327 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,860 It's Minecraft graphics. 328 00:15:17,700 --> 00:15:18,600 But unironic. 329 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:22,740 Give it to Eddie Cavani, thank you very much. 330 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,560 And Flembag Unnaimiljil. 331 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:26,440 Thanks for the tip. 332 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:28,460 Thanks for the tip. 333 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,800 And Hot Jadj, thank you very, very much. 334 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:31,360 Look at this. 335 00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,400 Hot Jadj. 336 00:15:32,460 --> 00:15:33,380 Mech Warrior 2. 337 00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:39,180 Plus, Sierra Online's Roberta Williams joins us for a look at her great new game, Phantasmagoria. 338 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,600 A preview of new Windows 95 games. 339 00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,680 Phantasmagoria is coming right up. 340 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,240 Gridrain 741, thank you very much. 341 00:15:45,360 --> 00:15:47,280 Just look at this lady here. 342 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:47,940 She's in her name. 343 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:48,820 Mech Warrior 2. 344 00:15:49,300 --> 00:15:50,680 Plus, Sierra Online's... 345 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:51,920 Sierra Online. 346 00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,200 Her name is Sierra. 347 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,620 And what a coincidence. 348 00:15:55,020 --> 00:16:00,460 Her business and her work is in the area of cybernetics, computers and the internet. 349 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,160 And her surname is none other than online. 350 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:06,340 Tim Reedy, how the hell are you? 351 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,420 Thank you very, very much. 352 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:08,360 I hope you're getting on well. 353 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:09,480 Captain Cabinets 2. 354 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:11,120 And Big Tripod. 355 00:16:11,420 --> 00:16:11,900 Wheel and Lad. 356 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:12,740 And Milash. 357 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:13,780 And B-Shan. 358 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,140 Thanks for the tip. 359 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:14,800 Welcome back, everyone. 360 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:15,800 Where the hell were you? 361 00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,880 Actually, before we go on, just a little bit of... 362 00:16:17,880 --> 00:16:18,900 Time for a bollocking. 363 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,140 Where was everyone? 364 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,880 I've been streaming every night for the past six months. 365 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:27,400 And people have just not decided to turn up. 366 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,520 I've been streaming to zero viewers doing this every fucking night. 367 00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:32,660 Talking to my... 368 00:16:32,660 --> 00:16:34,540 Talking to what I thought was you. 369 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:36,120 But you just fucked up. 370 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,340 You never turned up. 371 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:41,400 And it just goes to show the fickle kind of fair weather relationship. 372 00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:43,680 Which I thought was a lot stronger. 373 00:16:43,820 --> 00:16:44,700 I thought we were... 374 00:16:44,700 --> 00:16:46,040 I thought there was more to it than this. 375 00:16:46,140 --> 00:16:48,100 It turns out that it isn't like that at all. 376 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:52,880 And that I can just be left, switched on and off like a fucking button. 377 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:54,260 Yeah, we'll button up. 378 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,800 Because we're in for a bumpy fucking ride tonight. 379 00:16:57,260 --> 00:16:58,560 Roberta Williams joins us. 380 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,020 Roberta Sierra Online Williams. 381 00:17:01,640 --> 00:17:02,060 Robert... 382 00:17:02,060 --> 00:17:02,500 Thanks for the tip. 383 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,680 Robert Downey Williams' sister. 384 00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:10,500 Who also gave birth to Robert Williams of Take That. 385 00:17:10,660 --> 00:17:13,500 Did you ever think that we would be witnessing such a celebrated... 386 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,020 Scenario as this. 387 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,880 An incredible piece of Windows 95 MS. 388 00:17:17,880 --> 00:17:18,460 Thanks for the tip. 389 00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:19,460 Action is coming right up. 390 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,540 It seems to be a woman dancing in a room. 391 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,160 And you've got a series of keys that you collect. 392 00:17:24,300 --> 00:17:25,420 It looks unbelievable. 393 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:32,720 How these games still don't have an amazing following and fold in the gaming world at this present day is beyond me. 394 00:17:32,780 --> 00:17:34,580 Great new game Phantasmagoria. 395 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:37,040 A preview of new Windows 95 games. 396 00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:39,220 Finding gamers on the Imagination Network. 397 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,300 Plus my pick of the week. 398 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,640 Looks at PlayStation versus Saturn. 399 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:44,500 All this plus gaming on the net. 400 00:17:44,600 --> 00:17:45,340 This week's news. 401 00:17:45,720 --> 00:17:47,280 Next on the Computer Chronicles. 402 00:17:52,660 --> 00:17:57,380 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers. 403 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,440 Developing PCs for business. 404 00:17:59,440 --> 00:17:59,760 Just in case... 405 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,720 Just wanted to flick the chair a little bit. 406 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,020 Just in case you missed that in the beginning. 407 00:18:04,340 --> 00:18:06,020 Thought it would just bring the energy up. 408 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,180 Bring the energy up a little bit faster. 409 00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:09,720 The Software Publishers Association. 410 00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,860 Sponsored by SPA. 411 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:14,780 The Software Publishers Association. 412 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:15,940 Get on it. 413 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,480 If you haven't got on it, get on it. 414 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,560 And Philip Crespo Software. 415 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:19,700 Makers of Go Figure. 416 00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:21,180 The problem solving toolkit. 417 00:18:21,860 --> 00:18:22,420 Thanks for listening. 418 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:23,220 Brain Slug. 419 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,040 Thank you very much. 420 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:24,620 Depeche. 421 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:25,680 Depeche Craig. 422 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:26,560 Thank you very much. 423 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:26,980 Hi. 424 00:18:27,260 --> 00:18:27,700 Hi. 425 00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:28,460 I'm Stuart Jaffe. 426 00:18:28,580 --> 00:18:30,040 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 427 00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:30,920 Handheld. 428 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:31,500 Brain Slug. 429 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:32,160 Thank you very much. 430 00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:33,140 And hard. 431 00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:33,620 No letter. 432 00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:33,960 Kenny. 433 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:34,720 Lads. 434 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,180 There's so many goodwill tips and messages. 435 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,080 Just flooded. 436 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,300 We haven't even got around to thanking the people that tipped during the Galway stream. 437 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,080 And I'm saying we as if Tommy's in the room. 438 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:44,980 He isn't even here. 439 00:18:45,460 --> 00:18:52,940 But he will address that fully, frankly, and dignified, in a dignified, mannerly way tomorrow. 440 00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,200 Or maybe the day after. 441 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:54,980 We're not sure yet. 442 00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:57,280 But we have been streaming every night for the past six months. 443 00:18:57,780 --> 00:19:00,140 You haven't bothered to even tune in, you liars. 444 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,320 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 445 00:19:02,400 --> 00:19:03,260 I'm Stuart Jaffe. 446 00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:07,200 Whenever I watch a trial on TV, I always think, let me get up there. 447 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,920 I could do a better job than those attorneys. 448 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:09,880 Well, now I and you try. 449 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:10,660 I'd love to see it. 450 00:19:10,860 --> 00:19:20,500 Can you imagine Stuart Jaffe up there prosecuting some of the hardest, disgusting, villainous criminals LA has ever produced? 451 00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:25,760 And you know that they have produced some of the most vicious psychopathic killers in the world. 452 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:26,420 Thanks for that, Jaffe. 453 00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:28,880 Stuart Jaffe would absolutely go through them like fucking steam. 454 00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:30,820 Like a knife through steamed ham. 455 00:19:30,900 --> 00:19:31,840 I have no doubt about it. 456 00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:39,080 But he would also pepper it with some unique presentorial styles and maybe even throw in a few computer-related puns, quips. 457 00:19:39,620 --> 00:19:44,320 And, you know, he'd definitely give you the pick of the week before he sent someone down to death row. 458 00:19:44,540 --> 00:19:46,020 Even though he's not the judge, he's prosecuting. 459 00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:47,400 Jared O'Connor, thank you very much. 460 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,080 And, boom, Murphy. 461 00:19:50,180 --> 00:19:52,860 It's a crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business. 462 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:56,880 A really breakthrough new game from Broderbund called In the First Degree. 463 00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:58,420 Mike, I really love this game. 464 00:19:58,420 --> 00:20:00,040 I'm going to shut up and show it to us. 465 00:20:00,340 --> 00:20:00,980 Shut up. 466 00:20:00,980 --> 00:20:01,580 Well, this is about it. 467 00:20:01,580 --> 00:20:03,060 Shut up and show, Mike. 468 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,380 And look at Mike here. 469 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:05,140 Mike is... 470 00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:06,420 Mike, I really love this game. 471 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:07,140 The setup. 472 00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:09,920 And Mike is going for a... 473 00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:12,000 It's known as the hangman's crotch grab. 474 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:14,320 It's a real sophisticated maneuver. 475 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:14,520 Thanks for that, Jaffe. 476 00:20:14,520 --> 00:20:22,460 And it does help you in a lot of different ways when delivering any sort of presentation regarding computer, software, technology. 477 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:27,680 The unfortunate thing here from Mike is that he forgot that the camera can pick up on everything below the waist. 478 00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:30,980 Usually, you know, that will be hidden underneath. 479 00:20:31,240 --> 00:20:32,780 But we'll see what's going on here. 480 00:20:33,460 --> 00:20:36,140 Hopefully, that can be rectified. 481 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:36,600 Thanks for that, Jim. 482 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:40,620 And not erectified, as seems to be the case at the moment. 483 00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,600 I mean, why else would you be grabbing down there anyway? 484 00:20:42,780 --> 00:20:43,880 Dodo, thank you very much. 485 00:20:44,180 --> 00:20:44,680 Any buzzing. 486 00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:46,640 Gerard Conner, thank you very much. 487 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,560 And steamed ham. 488 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:49,260 I'm going to shut up and show it to us. 489 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,660 First title since Miss. 490 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,400 First entertainment title since Miss. 491 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:56,540 What it is is it's a courtroom drama, an interactive courtroom drama, 492 00:20:56,540 --> 00:21:02,020 where you play a prosecuting attorney in this sensational San Francisco murder trial. 493 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:05,040 Handheld San Francisco murder trial. 494 00:21:06,040 --> 00:21:07,060 That is going to take place. 495 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:16,420 I can see the key, the green screen key at the top of the machine, at the top of the screen here, is a bit messed up. 496 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:24,420 That's due to me collapsing into the green screen as we started the show, which was a very embarrassing detail to begin with. 497 00:21:24,500 --> 00:21:25,660 I mean, look, these things happen. 498 00:21:25,980 --> 00:21:31,380 I'm more worried if you've just joined us about the fucking hard drive that fell down I was using as a paperweight. 499 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,480 It's got all the files that I've had since I started doing filing. 500 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,620 Since computers, since I even got on computers. 501 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:39,820 And that's going way back. 502 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,740 Not as far back as this. 503 00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:44,740 But I mean, still, a lot of shite there. 504 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,960 Probably a lot of it is not even needed anymore. 505 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:50,180 And the most important video stuff will be backed up on tapes. 506 00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:58,440 I have to get around to showing you the tape of the man in the newsagents on Tara Street, outside Tara Street Station, 507 00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:02,700 saying, don't be cheeky, don't be cheeky. 508 00:22:02,980 --> 00:22:06,860 Go back to your own bleeding country and be cheeky, but don't be cheeky to me right. 509 00:22:07,180 --> 00:22:08,400 That's a quote verbatim. 510 00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:16,900 If I can find that tape, we'll go through it and we'll look at just naked racism in its, not in its glory, but in its infamy. 511 00:22:17,980 --> 00:22:25,120 And what we can do before we get moving here is just rectify this absolute travesty of a fucking green screen here. 512 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:33,040 And go to crap pad and go to left, 450, 466, the number of the beast, 477 maybe. 513 00:22:33,540 --> 00:22:34,480 The number of the beast, there we go. 514 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,160 Number of the beast. 515 00:22:36,180 --> 00:22:36,800 Thanks for the tip. 516 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:38,740 Thanks for the tip there, Shafi. 517 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:40,040 Objection, erection. 518 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:40,980 Thank you very much. 519 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:42,540 You go murder. 520 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:45,880 It's a murder mystery game set in San Francisco. 521 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:50,960 We know that they had the Golden State Killer, which was one of the most prolific serial killers. 522 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:51,820 So they have form. 523 00:22:51,820 --> 00:22:57,180 The San Franciscans, the San Franciscans do have form in this area, so to speak. 524 00:22:57,280 --> 00:23:04,020 So they would have a great well in which to draw upon when making a video game based on the courtroom drama. 525 00:23:04,180 --> 00:23:06,820 Also, they do watch courtroom TV over in the States. 526 00:23:06,880 --> 00:23:07,820 We don't get to watch it here. 527 00:23:08,640 --> 00:23:09,580 I'd enjoy that. 528 00:23:09,660 --> 00:23:14,660 That'd be great if we could because the local newspaper is great to read for the court report. 529 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:19,300 Although the Western people stopped doing that, and then I just wasn't bothered reading it then. 530 00:23:20,200 --> 00:23:31,060 It's a courtroom drama, an interactive courtroom drama, where you play a prosecuting attorney in this sensational San Francisco murder trial that is going to take place. 531 00:23:32,460 --> 00:23:34,220 I'm just going to set it up for you here. 532 00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:35,240 You've just come home. 533 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,540 Cake. 534 00:23:35,740 --> 00:23:36,700 You've walked in. 535 00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:38,180 You're making yourself some dinner. 536 00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,460 And I'm the prosecutor. 537 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:40,400 I'm a prosecuting attorney. 538 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,700 You are Sterling Granger. 539 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,640 You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court. 540 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:48,700 Sterling Granger, the prosecutor who's going to take this to court. 541 00:23:49,280 --> 00:23:50,340 I'm the prosecutor. 542 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:52,300 You are the prosecutor, Stu. 543 00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:54,860 Now you see the 5 o'clock news. 544 00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:55,940 This will set up the trial. 545 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,040 And I hear about this murder. 546 00:23:57,240 --> 00:23:57,640 Exactly. 547 00:23:58,280 --> 00:23:59,980 So I find out like everybody else does these days. 548 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:00,720 I watch TV. 549 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:01,640 You watch the media. 550 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:05,140 Cringe.ie there. 551 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:05,840 Did you hear that? 552 00:24:05,980 --> 00:24:13,020 He said he meant to say news, and he said moves, the noise a cow makes in a field. 553 00:24:13,460 --> 00:24:15,700 The complete antithesis of news. 554 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,760 Let's go back there and get a little blast. 555 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:18,420 Thanks for the tip. 556 00:24:18,420 --> 00:24:18,860 Again. 557 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,280 Now you see the 5 o'clock news. 558 00:24:21,280 --> 00:24:21,860 This will set up. 559 00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,320 The 5 o'clock moon news. 560 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:27,560 Good God. 561 00:24:27,680 --> 00:24:29,320 How did they ever live it down? 562 00:24:29,480 --> 00:24:30,120 It's a shame. 563 00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:33,740 And I apologize on behalf of Mike and the team, the producers. 564 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:34,360 Thanks for the tip. 565 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:41,360 Resurfacing this suppressed memory that's probably going to have, it's probably going to trigger a lot of people. 566 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,760 It's the 5 o'clock moon news. 567 00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:45,220 The 5 o'clock moon news. 568 00:24:45,640 --> 00:24:47,540 Now you see the 5 o'clock moon news. 569 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:48,240 This will set up. 570 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,460 The 5 o'clock moon news, guys. 571 00:24:51,540 --> 00:24:53,240 It's funnier the third time. 572 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,700 So we'll just play it one more time. 573 00:24:54,880 --> 00:24:56,560 It could actually be the fourth time. 574 00:24:56,680 --> 00:24:57,660 Let's have a little listen again. 575 00:24:57,700 --> 00:24:58,580 Dan, you're making your... 576 00:24:58,580 --> 00:24:59,980 This time with a little bit of buildup. 577 00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:01,300 ...self some dinner. 578 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:02,600 And I'm the prosecutor. 579 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:03,460 I'm a prosecuting attorney. 580 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,840 You are Sterling Granger. 581 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:07,760 You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court. 582 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:10,320 Now you see the 5 o'clock moon news. 583 00:25:10,420 --> 00:25:11,460 This will set the trial for you. 584 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:12,480 And I hear about this murder. 585 00:25:12,740 --> 00:25:13,100 Exactly. 586 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,380 So I find out... 587 00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,480 And I love... 588 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,720 If you're new to this stuff, shenanigans, thank you very much. 589 00:25:18,800 --> 00:25:19,780 Andreas Vedler. 590 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:21,040 Range 72. 591 00:25:21,200 --> 00:25:21,660 More streams. 592 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,200 Less vax. 593 00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:22,980 Boner jams. 594 00:25:23,180 --> 00:25:23,600 Chef A. 595 00:25:23,680 --> 00:25:24,120 Objection. 596 00:25:24,120 --> 00:25:25,900 And 5 o'clock moon news. 597 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:26,840 Thank you very much. 598 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,300 If you're new to this, Stuart Chef A. 599 00:25:29,300 --> 00:25:30,380 Is a hustler. 600 00:25:30,460 --> 00:25:31,120 He's a harrier. 601 00:25:31,260 --> 00:25:34,220 He's not just your average interviewer. 602 00:25:34,220 --> 00:25:37,360 He does like to hustle and harry the viewers just by going... 603 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,740 Or the interviewees by going... 604 00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:40,520 Okay, what else? 605 00:25:40,860 --> 00:25:41,300 What next? 606 00:25:41,580 --> 00:25:42,480 Okay, right. 607 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:42,940 What else? 608 00:25:43,460 --> 00:25:44,840 Okay, so I'm the TV man. 609 00:25:44,900 --> 00:25:46,460 Okay, so I'm playing a game, right? 610 00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:47,420 What happens next? 611 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,920 It's just a complete... 612 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,040 It's like holding their hand and just guiding them through. 613 00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,660 Not allowing the interviewee to have any thoughts... 614 00:25:53,660 --> 00:25:55,060 Original thoughts of their own or elaborate. 615 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:56,820 Or digress. 616 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,720 Which is sadly what I'm doing right now. 617 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:00,260 Let's get into this amazing game. 618 00:26:00,340 --> 00:26:02,420 I don't know how I'm stopping the fucking video. 619 00:26:02,420 --> 00:26:03,880 Because it looks so fantastic. 620 00:26:04,320 --> 00:26:06,240 Like everybody else does these days, I watch TV. 621 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,140 You watch the media. 622 00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:08,240 Okay. 623 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:10,400 Stu, they're just in... 624 00:26:10,400 --> 00:26:11,780 Sorry, I do stop it a lot. 625 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:13,080 I mean, if you're annoyed at that... 626 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,500 Thanks for the gym. 627 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:14,320 You basically... 628 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:16,100 You're not going to enjoy this at all. 629 00:26:18,280 --> 00:26:20,760 Stu likes to get into the world, okay? 630 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:21,640 So I'm the pro... 631 00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:22,720 I'm sat at home. 632 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:23,940 I'm watching the news. 633 00:26:24,100 --> 00:26:25,060 It's like a child. 634 00:26:26,340 --> 00:26:28,160 The wonderment of a child. 635 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:28,900 The prosecutor. 636 00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,740 I'm a prosecuting attorney. 637 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:31,160 You are Sterling Granger. 638 00:26:31,300 --> 00:26:33,860 You are the prosecutor who's going to take this to court. 639 00:26:33,860 --> 00:26:36,620 Now you see the 5 o'clock news. 640 00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:37,520 This will set the... 641 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:38,220 They did it again. 642 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,920 We've gone back for the fifth time, guys. 643 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,080 The joke gets funnier. 644 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,620 It dies down after the third. 645 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:44,240 The fourth. 646 00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:45,480 Not that great. 647 00:26:45,580 --> 00:26:45,940 The fifth. 648 00:26:46,060 --> 00:26:47,460 Fucking funny enough to hear it again. 649 00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,680 I can't wait to hear it the sixth. 650 00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:49,840 Or maybe even the seventh time. 651 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,100 And I hear about this murder. 652 00:26:51,340 --> 00:26:51,700 Exactly. 653 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:54,020 So I find out, like everybody else does these days, 654 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:54,760 I watch TV. 655 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,680 You watch the media. 656 00:26:56,680 --> 00:26:57,460 I watch TV. 657 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:58,620 I'm the prosecutor. 658 00:26:58,900 --> 00:26:59,140 Great. 659 00:26:59,220 --> 00:26:59,600 Let's go. 660 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,200 Let's see this. 661 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:00,560 Okay. 662 00:27:00,840 --> 00:27:01,200 Okay. 663 00:27:02,740 --> 00:27:03,420 Good evening. 664 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,720 A startling slang is sending shockwaves. 665 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:06,500 Good evening. 666 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:09,820 A startling slang is sending shockwaves. 667 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:10,780 I'm Laura Ziniman. 668 00:27:10,980 --> 00:27:12,080 I'm Laura Ziniman. 669 00:27:12,260 --> 00:27:13,920 Tonight in San Francisco News. 670 00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,580 Thanks for the tip. 671 00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:19,020 A shooting has sent shockwaves around the San Fernando Valley. 672 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,400 Through San Francisco tonight. 673 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:21,880 Popular art gallery. 674 00:27:22,060 --> 00:27:26,920 A woman who sounds like she's got a very strong muscly mouth. 675 00:27:27,580 --> 00:27:28,760 Listen to that pronunciation. 676 00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:32,100 It's a real strong San Francisco news. 677 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:34,540 Good evening. 678 00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,860 A startling slang is sending shockwaves. 679 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,940 A startling slang is sending shockwaves. 680 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:41,820 San Francisco tonight. 681 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:46,860 Popular art gallery owner Zachary Barnes was found shot dead at his workspace. 682 00:27:47,180 --> 00:27:48,760 Poor old Zachary Barnes. 683 00:27:48,900 --> 00:27:49,460 Deceased. 684 00:27:50,220 --> 00:27:53,000 And just I don't think they really did it justice. 685 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:55,160 I'm only coming across this game now. 686 00:27:55,260 --> 00:27:56,180 I haven't watched this episode. 687 00:27:56,400 --> 00:27:57,780 It's part of the beauty of this stream. 688 00:27:57,860 --> 00:28:00,900 That I don't know where this episode is going. 689 00:28:00,980 --> 00:28:03,220 I do know it's going to feature games from 1995. 690 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,680 And look at Zachary Barnes there. 691 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,420 Maybe we can get some ominous music. 692 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:10,860 Just as we zoom in on Zach Barnes. 693 00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:12,260 Drone. 694 00:28:12,700 --> 00:28:13,060 Drone. 695 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,060 Drone. 696 00:28:13,060 --> 00:28:13,500 Drone. 697 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:13,980 Drone. 698 00:28:13,980 --> 00:28:14,060 Drone. 699 00:28:14,060 --> 00:28:14,420 Drone. 700 00:28:14,420 --> 00:28:15,060 Drone. 701 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:15,420 Drone. 702 00:28:15,420 --> 00:28:15,980 Drone. 703 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:15,980 Drone. 704 00:28:15,980 --> 00:28:16,500 Drone. 705 00:28:16,500 --> 00:28:16,580 Drone. 706 00:28:16,580 --> 00:28:17,500 Drone. 707 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,100 Drone. 708 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:20,060 Drone. 709 00:28:20,060 --> 00:28:20,420 Drone. 710 00:28:20,420 --> 00:28:21,420 Drone. 711 00:28:21,420 --> 00:28:21,980 Drone. 712 00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:22,260 Yeah. 713 00:28:22,260 --> 00:28:22,680 There we go. 714 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:28,980 You know anybody who's seen this before you know this is going to be a routine thing that's 715 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:29,740 going to keep happening. 716 00:28:34,740 --> 00:28:35,700 Thanks for the tip. 717 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,400 Thanks very much for the tip lads. 718 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,440 I will get back to you in a minute. 719 00:28:38,580 --> 00:28:39,360 Let's have a look at this. 720 00:28:39,420 --> 00:28:40,260 What is Zachary Barnes? 721 00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:49,740 Tonight at nine on primetime. 722 00:28:50,360 --> 00:28:54,180 He was the man who got slayed in San Francisco. 723 00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:56,620 Zachary Barnes deceased. 724 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:04,280 We delve into the five o'clock news with Stuart Shafee to find out what really happened. 725 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,780 with a man known as Zedby to his friends. 726 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,600 Zachary Barnes to those on the news. 727 00:29:11,300 --> 00:29:12,880 And to the people who knew him best. 728 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,820 Simply Zach. 729 00:29:15,860 --> 00:29:16,740 Thanks for the tip. 730 00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:19,780 Tim Reedy thank you very very much for the tip. 731 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:23,500 And seam of the sack and Whoopi Goldberg and I hate roundabouts. 732 00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:24,500 Thank you very very much. 733 00:29:26,820 --> 00:29:27,480 There we go. 734 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:30,700 Usually we slow that down with someone's face in a moving image. 735 00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:33,320 But I mean it didn't really work out for Zach Barnes there. 736 00:29:33,420 --> 00:29:34,640 But onwards and upwards we go. 737 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,820 Let's see how we get on here. 738 00:29:37,640 --> 00:29:38,280 Zach Barnes. 739 00:29:38,380 --> 00:29:38,880 Come on Zach. 740 00:29:39,260 --> 00:29:40,880 So I know I've got a case to take on here. 741 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:41,460 What do I do next? 742 00:29:41,500 --> 00:29:42,300 Yeah you have a case. 743 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,660 So you didn't even. 744 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:46,140 Wasn't even arsed watching the rest of that video. 745 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:46,840 We just skipped it. 746 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:48,520 So we got a case to make. 747 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:49,260 What else? 748 00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:50,200 Thanks for the tip. 749 00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:51,660 I find out like everybody else does these days. 750 00:29:51,740 --> 00:29:52,400 I watch TV. 751 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:53,320 You watch the media. 752 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:54,400 Okay. 753 00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:55,340 You watch the media. 754 00:29:55,340 --> 00:29:55,780 Okay. 755 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:57,260 Good evening. 756 00:29:57,340 --> 00:30:00,640 A startling slang is sending shockwaves through San Francisco tonight. 757 00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:01,080 A startling slang is sending shockwaves. 758 00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:05,580 Popular art gallery owner Zachary Barnes was found shot dead at his workspace. 759 00:30:05,580 --> 00:30:06,140 Thank you. 760 00:30:06,140 --> 00:30:07,660 I've got a case to take on here. 761 00:30:07,660 --> 00:30:08,260 What do I do next? 762 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:09,080 Yeah you have a case. 763 00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,020 So what I'll do now is go to the main interface of the game. 764 00:30:12,100 --> 00:30:13,700 This is where the interactivity begins. 765 00:30:13,760 --> 00:30:14,220 The main interface. 766 00:30:14,720 --> 00:30:15,720 You can look at documents. 767 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:18,740 These are pieces of evidence that have been collected at the crime scene. 768 00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:22,280 Different pieces that have been taken from the witnesses themselves. 769 00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,760 I've just looked at the gun from the murder. 770 00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,180 The shirt that the accused was wearing. 771 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:27,980 Just different things that. 772 00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:28,980 And I'm looking for clues. 773 00:30:29,140 --> 00:30:29,540 Ideas. 774 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:29,720 Exactly. 775 00:30:29,940 --> 00:30:30,720 To question the witnesses. 776 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,100 Exactly. 777 00:30:31,280 --> 00:30:33,380 Putting things together to build an airtight case. 778 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:33,480 Wow. 779 00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:34,520 These are also. 780 00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:36,200 It's an airtight case everybody. 781 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:40,480 An airtight case that you put together using the clues that you found in a room that they've 782 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:44,060 given you in a JPEG image and you hover and click with your mouse. 783 00:30:44,060 --> 00:30:46,240 Over those clues. 784 00:30:46,420 --> 00:30:47,800 And you compile a dossier. 785 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:52,140 I imagine a dossier to bring to the judge to fucking send them down. 786 00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:54,680 Thank you very much Kiki Stockhammer and Tim Reedy. 787 00:30:54,940 --> 00:30:55,940 And everybody there. 788 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:58,480 Jamie Sherry and the Zodiac Chronicles. 789 00:30:58,640 --> 00:30:59,460 And I hate roundabouts. 790 00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:05,060 Shafi's arrogance about being able to outsmart prosecutors makes it clear he is indeed San 791 00:31:05,060 --> 00:31:08,480 Francisco's infamous Zodiac killer. 792 00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,960 That's somebody's opinion out there. 793 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:13,820 That's not our opinion here on this channel at all. 794 00:31:13,820 --> 00:31:18,440 All we know is that he's a great presentorial man and definitely hasn't done anything bad. 795 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:24,920 Some tapes that were taken just after the murder and your detective Looper who is your colleague 796 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,180 is asking these people questions that could be very important to your guys. 797 00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,720 So I could go back and actually look. 798 00:31:29,820 --> 00:31:30,640 Can you roll those tapes? 799 00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:31,460 Very nice. 800 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:35,600 So I can actually go back and look at these video interviews that were done by the investigators. 801 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:37,480 Sorry to keep you waiting. 802 00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:38,040 Exactly. 803 00:31:38,220 --> 00:31:42,000 And this will give you an idea of what their reactions are and how you should handle them. 804 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:43,420 And she's the girlfriend of the defendant. 805 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:43,920 Exactly. 806 00:31:44,580 --> 00:31:49,540 We're going to go and talk to Yvonne now who is the wife of the victim. 807 00:31:49,540 --> 00:31:53,400 Has he still got a grip there, Michael? 808 00:31:53,580 --> 00:31:54,440 You should handle them. 809 00:31:54,660 --> 00:31:55,900 She's the girlfriend of the defendant. 810 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:56,360 Exactly. 811 00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:02,040 We're going to go and talk to Yvonne now who is the wife of the defendant. 812 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,620 You should handle them. 813 00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,280 Just look down there at Michael's. 814 00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:05,620 Just have a little look there at Michael's thigh. 815 00:32:05,620 --> 00:32:06,000 Exactly. 816 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:07,840 We're going to go and talk to him. 817 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:12,060 He's just going for a grab of his inner thigh, inner crotch area. 818 00:32:12,600 --> 00:32:14,780 That's, you know, just nerves. 819 00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,700 I suppose if you're put in front of Stuart Shafee, you are on the spot. 820 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:20,900 He's an imposing figure. 821 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:22,660 Thank you very much, Basgav. 822 00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:25,400 Very, very, very, very, very, very kind of you, Basgav. 823 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:31,020 He's an imposing figure, and his chinos look a little bit creamier than Michael's chinos. 824 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:36,500 And he knows that the chinos are going to save him. 825 00:32:36,500 --> 00:32:36,780 Thanks for that. 826 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:41,740 Licking his chinos and squeezing that inner thigh muscle will save the interview no end. 827 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:46,080 Just a little, where the cursor is there on the screen, guys, that's what we're looking at there. 828 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,100 Vaughn now, who is... 829 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,160 There's a little bit of a twitch with the legs there as well. 830 00:32:52,340 --> 00:32:53,700 Just pretty much nerves. 831 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,720 The wife of the victim. 832 00:32:55,920 --> 00:33:00,320 And you can really ask her questions that are going to be crucial to their... 833 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,020 Please turn your mic up, somebody says. 834 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:03,400 Thank you very, very much there. 835 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:05,020 Please turn your mic up for the tip. 836 00:33:06,420 --> 00:33:07,380 What about this? 837 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:08,400 What about that? 838 00:33:08,540 --> 00:33:09,300 Is that loud enough? 839 00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:10,400 Is that okay? 840 00:33:10,980 --> 00:33:11,680 Is this okay? 841 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,060 Is this okay? 842 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:16,280 Is this okay? 843 00:33:17,540 --> 00:33:18,820 Any mods in here tonight? 844 00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,000 There is a mod now. 845 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:21,380 If you want to be a mod... 846 00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:22,620 I'm not even going to ask. 847 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:26,700 And I'm just going to give people a spanner to dish out justice. 848 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:31,740 It's better. 849 00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:31,740 It's better. 850 00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:32,820 People say more. 851 00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:34,200 You're lower than the thigh. 852 00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:35,020 Okay. 853 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:35,700 Sounds good. 854 00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:36,080 Higher. 855 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:37,180 People saying higher. 856 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,180 One, two. 857 00:33:39,380 --> 00:33:39,940 One, two. 858 00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:40,780 Uni flu. 859 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:41,780 One, two. 860 00:33:43,280 --> 00:33:43,820 Push bail. 861 00:33:44,260 --> 00:33:45,040 Push bail. 862 00:33:45,340 --> 00:33:46,060 Push bail. 863 00:33:46,380 --> 00:33:47,140 Push bail. 864 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:48,080 Push bail. 865 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,340 Maybe a bit more. 866 00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:51,200 Mad man. 867 00:33:51,380 --> 00:33:52,060 Mad man. 868 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,120 How about now? 869 00:33:54,220 --> 00:33:54,880 Just nice. 870 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:55,960 Great stuff. 871 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:56,900 Great stuff. 872 00:33:56,980 --> 00:33:57,820 Thanks very much, sir. 873 00:33:58,980 --> 00:33:59,460 Skumbelina. 874 00:34:00,400 --> 00:34:00,880 And. 875 00:34:02,860 --> 00:34:03,340 Quib. 876 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:04,420 Thank you very much. 877 00:34:05,540 --> 00:34:06,840 Skumbelina and Quib. 878 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:12,440 There'll be more spanners dished out as and when we progress with the scenario. 879 00:34:12,700 --> 00:34:15,180 We would like to really get this wrapped up soon enough. 880 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:16,320 Not soon enough. 881 00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:18,340 Maybe before 1 a.m. 882 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:20,800 Because it's getting on to quarter to midnight now. 883 00:34:21,380 --> 00:34:21,680 So, yeah. 884 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:22,920 Another hour and 15 minutes. 885 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:24,500 Just to get the ball rolling again. 886 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:25,360 It's not. 887 00:34:25,740 --> 00:34:28,980 It's not like we have to make a big song and dance about it. 888 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:29,360 Let's get. 889 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:29,660 Just. 890 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,800 Get the fucking thing back on the. 891 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,260 On the wheels back on the road and get it moving again. 892 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,600 Because it's been off the road for a while. 893 00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:35,860 Although. 894 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,280 It's been on the road every night. 895 00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,880 Where have you been, guys? 896 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:39,860 Where have you been? 897 00:34:40,640 --> 00:34:40,980 Because. 898 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:42,760 Basically. 899 00:34:43,600 --> 00:34:44,780 You are taking the piss. 900 00:34:47,740 --> 00:34:49,160 Where you go in the trial. 901 00:34:50,180 --> 00:34:51,880 These are different things that you could ask her. 902 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:52,880 We'll ask her about the gun. 903 00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:53,600 The gun quickly. 904 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:56,400 Why is she sat in a room like that? 905 00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:00,620 And witness tapes, documents go to trial. 906 00:35:00,700 --> 00:35:04,180 Now you can ask her about Daryl Barnes if you want. 907 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:04,880 Daryl Barnes. 908 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,600 Mr. Granger, I have a question of my own first. 909 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:10,560 Am I right to assume you have a pretty good case? 910 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:12,560 We had a very good case. 911 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,920 And you can, in fact, decide what question to ask and what approach to take. 912 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:16,300 Exactly. 913 00:35:16,300 --> 00:35:16,580 And it'll be tough. 914 00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:17,340 It'll be soft. 915 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:17,820 And all that stuff. 916 00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:22,060 It's very important to know whether you should coddle them or get really tough with them. 917 00:35:22,060 --> 00:35:24,900 And the result may vary depending on how good you are at this. 918 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:25,300 Exactly. 919 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:26,800 We're going to go directly to trial now. 920 00:35:26,980 --> 00:35:29,180 Normally you'd ask them more questions, gather more information. 921 00:35:29,180 --> 00:35:29,760 Ali Ashki. 922 00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:30,700 Thank you very, very much. 923 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:35,340 We have a good idea where we're going with the game and how there's really two pieces of the game. 924 00:35:35,420 --> 00:35:38,340 There's the pre-trial, gathering the information, interviewing the witnesses. 925 00:35:38,860 --> 00:35:41,760 And then once you get to trial, asking them important questions. 926 00:35:41,780 --> 00:35:46,740 What's really cool about the game is once you get to trial, you find out how you're doing each day by watching the TV news. 927 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,080 Exactly. 928 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:50,520 And these legal experts come on and say, hey, he did well, he did poorly, right? 929 00:35:50,580 --> 00:35:51,880 The media tells you everything. 930 00:35:52,100 --> 00:35:54,000 Stu loved that little bit. 931 00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:57,100 Let's have a little look at Stu loving his little bit. 932 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:58,940 ...the information, interviewing the witnesses. 933 00:35:59,380 --> 00:36:01,160 And then it's amazing, right? 934 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:07,100 Because you get home after a night of interviewing the witnesses and then you see it on the news, right? 935 00:36:08,320 --> 00:36:10,980 Once you get to trial, asking them important questions. 936 00:36:10,980 --> 00:36:15,980 What's really cool about the game is once you get to trial, you find out how you're doing each day by watching the TV news. 937 00:36:16,100 --> 00:36:16,380 Exactly. 938 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,760 And these legal experts come on and say, hey, he did well, he did poorly, right? 939 00:36:19,820 --> 00:36:31,740 The media tells you everything in this game. 940 00:36:32,020 --> 00:36:34,180 Hey, he did well, he did poorly, right? 941 00:36:35,100 --> 00:36:36,500 Like there's a bit of a reverie there. 942 00:36:36,640 --> 00:36:38,440 Hey, he did well, you watch the news. 943 00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:40,160 Hey, he did well, he did poorly. 944 00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:41,800 Thanks for the tip. 945 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:44,040 Thanks very much for the tip there, Daryl. 946 00:36:44,220 --> 00:36:46,480 Just kind of put me off there, Daryl, but thanks very much for the tip. 947 00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:47,500 I was about to go like this. 948 00:36:49,300 --> 00:36:53,060 He did well, he did, you watch the news and then he did poorly, right? 949 00:36:53,580 --> 00:36:53,920 Right? 950 00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:57,320 Indeed, indeed as well. 951 00:36:57,340 --> 00:36:57,780 Thanks for the tip. 952 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:59,720 Sean Kiblihan. 953 00:37:00,500 --> 00:37:02,540 Sean Kiblihan and Daryl Barnes. 954 00:37:03,080 --> 00:37:03,440 Unbelievable. 955 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:04,840 I can't believe it. 956 00:37:08,140 --> 00:37:09,260 So now we're in court. 957 00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:10,200 You're in court. 958 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,100 The judge is introducing the case and we'll introduce the jury to you and the defendant. 959 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:14,760 Super Ted! 960 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:15,960 You're off and read it. 961 00:37:16,120 --> 00:37:21,620 All right, and I have to ask you, was this inspired by this game? 962 00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:23,880 Inspired by the OJ driver. 963 00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:24,340 Ha ha! 964 00:37:24,700 --> 00:37:26,820 It was actually two years prior to OJ. 965 00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:27,420 Oh, right. 966 00:37:27,660 --> 00:37:28,840 We got a good... 967 00:37:28,840 --> 00:37:28,840 Ha ha! 968 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,560 Two years prior, Stu. 969 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:36,020 OJ had no bearing whatsoever on the development of the game. 970 00:37:36,180 --> 00:37:38,500 But it did help in a big, big way. 971 00:37:39,140 --> 00:37:39,820 Did he do it? 972 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:41,360 He was acquitted, right? 973 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,480 Right. 974 00:37:42,900 --> 00:37:45,260 You go home, you watch the news, the glove fits. 975 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,640 Looks like he did it, right? 976 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:47,460 Wrong. 977 00:37:47,740 --> 00:37:48,540 He didn't do it. 978 00:37:49,940 --> 00:37:51,060 Thank you very much, Mike. 979 00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:51,320 All right. 980 00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:57,120 With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the software to take advantage of its 32-bit power. 981 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:57,660 Thanks for that. 982 00:37:57,660 --> 00:37:59,520 And leading the way will be new games. 983 00:38:00,380 --> 00:38:00,900 Games! 984 00:38:02,180 --> 00:38:02,940 Game Boy! 985 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:04,060 Thank you very much. 986 00:38:04,120 --> 00:38:05,300 He watched the moves, right? 987 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,080 Super Ted, I hope you are doing well. 988 00:38:08,700 --> 00:38:13,180 Took a few months off from watching the nightly streams, but decided tonight was the night. 989 00:38:13,180 --> 00:38:14,560 Good to be back, PS. 990 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:19,120 Your mic volume is a fair bit quieter than the Stu video. 991 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:24,440 It's a bit of a shame because I've been pissing around with the levels here for quite some time now. 992 00:38:24,840 --> 00:38:26,440 Then a few people have said that it was good. 993 00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,840 Now I'm back to feeling like it could be crap again. 994 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:29,740 I don't know. 995 00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:31,940 All I can say is thanks very much for the tip. 996 00:38:32,140 --> 00:38:34,220 And Sean Kiblihan, unbelievable. 997 00:38:34,580 --> 00:38:35,460 I can't believe it. 998 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:36,640 And I hope you're doing well. 999 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:40,020 It's grand now, says Antonio Prola. 1000 00:38:40,140 --> 00:38:40,900 Thank you very much. 1001 00:38:41,060 --> 00:38:42,980 Antonio Prola, I hope you're doing well. 1002 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:46,880 And three cheese chouffle. 1003 00:38:47,180 --> 00:38:48,580 Look at this little link here. 1004 00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:50,040 He wraps it up really well. 1005 00:38:50,140 --> 00:38:54,660 If you want to be a presenter in TV, media, this is the man you want to be looking at. 1006 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,200 He knows his onions. 1007 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:58,900 It was actually two years prior to OJ. 1008 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,340 We got a good... 1009 00:39:01,340 --> 00:39:02,500 Thank you very much, Mike. 1010 00:39:02,620 --> 00:39:02,900 What? 1011 00:39:02,900 --> 00:39:05,820 With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the soft... 1012 00:39:05,820 --> 00:39:07,460 Did he get a good what? 1013 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:12,400 It was actually two years prior to OJ. 1014 00:39:12,400 --> 00:39:14,120 We got a good... 1015 00:39:14,120 --> 00:39:15,820 Thank you very much. 1016 00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:19,800 Need to get a beer. 1017 00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:29,700 Oh my God. 1018 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,500 Thanks for the tip. 1019 00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,160 Ba-ba-ba. 1020 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,040 Ba-ba-ba. 1021 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,920 It's a real Nathan for you vibe, is it? 1022 00:39:47,920 --> 00:39:48,080 It's Mike. 1023 00:39:48,140 --> 00:39:48,300 All right. 1024 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:49,580 Two years prior to OJ. 1025 00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,700 See, this is the thing. 1026 00:39:52,700 --> 00:40:00,940 I told you, if you're in the realm, if you're in Stuart Chaffee's realm, if you're in his lair, you don't fuck around. 1027 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:01,820 Okay? 1028 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:03,900 You say what you mean. 1029 00:40:03,900 --> 00:40:05,100 You mean what you say. 1030 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:06,700 You do what you want to do. 1031 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:07,600 You don't... 1032 00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,000 Thanks for the tip. 1033 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,960 ...fucking twiddle your groin and talk without thinking. 1034 00:40:12,700 --> 00:40:15,160 Because if you're not thinking, you're going to be drinking. 1035 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:19,640 And to that, I want to say good night and thank you very much for joining us. 1036 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,000 We've still got a good bit to go. 1037 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,440 Let's have a little look here. 1038 00:40:22,500 --> 00:40:22,920 Tobes. 1039 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:23,440 Unbelievable. 1040 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,880 I can't believe it, Tobes. 1041 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:26,880 A toast to Tobes. 1042 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:34,680 The man with the 747 jet who continually crashed into landmarks all around Ireland while Tommy Schlug did his stream. 1043 00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:36,720 And Pineapple, thank you very, very much. 1044 00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:40,160 Overcome with emotion, seeing the return of Chaffee and, of course, yourself. 1045 00:40:40,620 --> 00:40:43,120 Well, that goes both ways, Pineapple. 1046 00:40:43,220 --> 00:40:43,760 Thank you very much. 1047 00:40:43,780 --> 00:40:44,560 Hope you're keeping well. 1048 00:40:44,820 --> 00:40:45,860 Some man for one man. 1049 00:40:45,860 --> 00:40:48,640 And real Paul O'Donovan gold. 1050 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:49,100 Thank you very much. 1051 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:49,520 Thanks for the tip. 1052 00:40:54,520 --> 00:40:55,740 Just can't acquit you. 1053 00:40:56,100 --> 00:40:57,360 Was this inspired by the OJ? 1054 00:40:57,540 --> 00:41:09,180 So this is why when you're up against presentational royalty, the likes of which have never been seen, this is what will happen. 1055 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:09,920 You might freeze. 1056 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:11,360 You become a deer in the headlights. 1057 00:41:11,540 --> 00:41:14,640 And that's what happened to poor Mike right here, right now. 1058 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:19,240 We're going to go back for one last little goosey gander at this before we move on to the next section. 1059 00:41:19,380 --> 00:41:21,220 What got a good good? 1060 00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:21,900 Thank you very much. 1061 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:23,380 We got a good good. 1062 00:41:23,900 --> 00:41:25,060 We got a good good. 1063 00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:25,980 Thank you very much for this. 1064 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,280 I only just understood that. 1065 00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,640 And it just goes to show the viewers are, you're fucking switched on before I'm even getting to it. 1066 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,840 So let's have a look at we got a good good right here. 1067 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:35,600 Ha ha. 1068 00:41:36,040 --> 00:41:38,060 It was actually two years prior to OJ. 1069 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:38,700 All right. 1070 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:39,960 We got a good good. 1071 00:41:40,580 --> 00:41:41,660 Thank you very much, Mike. 1072 00:41:41,740 --> 00:41:42,240 All right. 1073 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:47,720 With the advent of Windows 95, we're all looking for the software to take advantage of its 32-bit power. 1074 00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,080 And leading the way will be new games. 1075 00:41:50,440 --> 00:41:54,100 To make sure game programmers hop on board with 95 Microsoft. 1076 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:54,660 All right, guys. 1077 00:41:54,720 --> 00:41:57,820 We need to get Stuart Chaffee saying games repeatedly. 1078 00:41:58,500 --> 00:41:59,240 Can we do that? 1079 00:41:59,240 --> 00:42:01,720 To take advantage of its 32-bit power. 1080 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,100 And leading the way will be new games. 1081 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,560 Will be new games. 1082 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,060 Will be new games. 1083 00:42:07,280 --> 00:42:08,180 Up on board. 1084 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:08,760 Up on. 1085 00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,340 Thanks for that. 1086 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:11,720 To make sure game programmers will be new games. 1087 00:42:11,800 --> 00:42:12,800 How do we go back? 1088 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:18,120 To make sure game programmers hop on board with 95 Microsoft. 1089 00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,520 held a mega gamers conference at the end of Windows in Washington. 1090 00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:24,080 Here's what it was like. 1091 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:28,280 Mega, mega, mega games conference here. 1092 00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,920 We're going to see a lot of weird shit happening. 1093 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:32,540 Look at how dark it is. 1094 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,040 What kind of stuff went on there? 1095 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:35,500 What kind of people attended this? 1096 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,500 What were they doing in their spare time? 1097 00:42:37,800 --> 00:42:38,880 What were their lives like? 1098 00:42:38,980 --> 00:42:41,780 And why were they in the dark at the time when it happened? 1099 00:42:42,780 --> 00:42:44,560 Shane McLaughlin, thank you very much. 1100 00:42:45,420 --> 00:42:47,160 Kevin Beijing, thank you very much. 1101 00:42:47,460 --> 00:42:48,920 Mick Alistair, thank you very much. 1102 00:42:48,980 --> 00:42:50,480 And Stuart Soufflé, Francis, 1103 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:52,260 bringing my daughter from San Diego to Ireland 1104 00:42:52,260 --> 00:42:53,500 in a few hours for our first visit. 1105 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,340 Planning to get a curry or four in Castle Bar. 1106 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:56,820 I'm taking your stream. 1107 00:42:56,920 --> 00:42:57,380 Thanks for that. 1108 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:59,020 As an auspicious sign that we'll have a good trip. 1109 00:42:59,580 --> 00:43:03,100 Take that auspicious sign and run with it, my friend. 1110 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:05,180 And curry, curry the night away. 1111 00:43:05,580 --> 00:43:08,560 When you come to Ireland, it's the land of a thousand curries. 1112 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,000 The best curry in the world. 1113 00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:14,420 Trees, you have done nothing but curry. 1114 00:43:14,820 --> 00:43:15,600 It's been a long time. 1115 00:43:15,700 --> 00:43:17,240 I've been off the Jerry Hannan as well. 1116 00:43:17,300 --> 00:43:17,720 Do you know? 1117 00:43:17,880 --> 00:43:18,680 I've been doing well. 1118 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:20,320 I've been in therapy about that. 1119 00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:22,380 Guys, I don't know if I was telling you about that. 1120 00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:24,600 I went to therapy to deal with my Jerry Hannan, 1121 00:43:25,100 --> 00:43:28,080 Frank McCourt argument, late, late show addiction. 1122 00:43:28,660 --> 00:43:30,160 And they said that it was, 1123 00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:34,760 watching that clip over and over was triggering a lot of dopamine and serotonin. 1124 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:38,700 And so much so that my receptors were burnt out. 1125 00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:41,040 When I stopped watching the Jerry Hannan clip. 1126 00:43:41,780 --> 00:43:42,560 Thanks for that tip. 1127 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:46,220 I had a bit of a bad week or two where I couldn't sleep. 1128 00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:47,100 I had insomnia. 1129 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:54,000 And it was just that the doctor was saying, it's just my dopamine and sensory fucking receptors coming back to normal again. 1130 00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,160 And right now I'm just trying not to get into it. 1131 00:43:57,220 --> 00:43:59,540 I'm just dipping the toe in the water every now and again. 1132 00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,980 Something like that happens where I'm talking to someone who's just been kind enough to offer a tip. 1133 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,420 You're going to have a great time in Ireland. 1134 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:07,700 It's a land of a thousand curries. 1135 00:44:08,100 --> 00:44:09,620 You've done nothing but spice. 1136 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,520 Kevin, Beijing. 1137 00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,380 Thank you very much. 1138 00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:13,800 Frank Hamilton and Jacob Rees-Mogg. 1139 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,800 Really slim, shady. 1140 00:44:15,020 --> 00:44:16,060 And Hayley, I hope you're doing well. 1141 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:17,700 Missed you and hope you're keeping well. 1142 00:44:18,020 --> 00:44:19,420 Jacob Rees-Mogg, let's get going. 1143 00:44:19,840 --> 00:44:22,120 Stand before the deity. 1144 00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:23,440 Shit. 1145 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:24,840 Shit. 1146 00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:25,880 The room was dark. 1147 00:44:26,260 --> 00:44:27,180 The theme was dark. 1148 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:29,220 It was Microsoft's day of judgment. 1149 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,620 Windows 95 game rollout held underground at the company's headquarters. 1150 00:44:33,940 --> 00:44:34,560 Space jam. 1151 00:44:34,580 --> 00:44:36,180 35 game developers were there. 1152 00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:38,620 Stand before. 1153 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:40,520 The evening was dark. 1154 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:42,000 The place was dark. 1155 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,140 Thanks for the tip. 1156 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:53,200 Hopefully nobody got their fucking head severed by a swinging scythe of pain and justice. 1157 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,660 Someone says, Adrena Chrome, Oisin Phillips. 1158 00:44:56,800 --> 00:44:57,480 I hope you're doing well. 1159 00:44:57,580 --> 00:44:58,260 Ferg the DJ. 1160 00:44:58,440 --> 00:44:59,660 Thank you very, very much, man. 1161 00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:00,820 Space jam. 1162 00:45:02,220 --> 00:45:04,760 And Jacob Rees-Mogg asks, is this the first stream in a long time? 1163 00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,400 Are I missing something? 1164 00:45:05,920 --> 00:45:07,040 I've been streaming every night. 1165 00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,700 Jacob Rees-Mogg, as I said to you. 1166 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,140 Really, really, really disappointed. 1167 00:45:13,760 --> 00:45:15,140 Would be the word I want to say. 1168 00:45:16,580 --> 00:45:19,840 Regarding all of you not tuning in. 1169 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:21,520 Each and every night. 1170 00:45:24,340 --> 00:45:25,360 For the last six months. 1171 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:30,360 What does that do to a man's psychometric makeup? 1172 00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:34,280 What does that do to a man's outlook? 1173 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:36,280 You're witnessing it right now. 1174 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:38,580 The guillotine. 1175 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,320 The guillotine. 1176 00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,740 Thanks for the tip. 1177 00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:43,880 The room was dark. 1178 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:45,200 The theme was dark. 1179 00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:45,840 Ah! 1180 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:46,740 Who is that? 1181 00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,440 It's a real person that they've got. 1182 00:45:48,740 --> 00:45:50,060 And they've put makeup on him. 1183 00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:51,760 And they've pretended it's a dead body. 1184 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:52,560 And he's laughing. 1185 00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:54,720 And, um... 1186 00:45:54,720 --> 00:45:58,600 It's funny because when you're a kid, it'd be this kind of thing. 1187 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:00,160 You'd want to get a fucking dig in. 1188 00:46:00,380 --> 00:46:00,680 Do you know? 1189 00:46:00,860 --> 00:46:01,820 Because you're not allowed... 1190 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,960 They're not allowed to come back at you because they're adults. 1191 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,160 It's the same way when they're wearing, like, costumes at fun fairs and stuff like that. 1192 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:09,500 It's always... 1193 00:46:09,500 --> 00:46:13,200 It's great because you have the license to be able to just go and give them a few digs. 1194 00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:14,220 You're just a kid. 1195 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:15,260 They can't attack back. 1196 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,200 And if they do, they're going to prison, baby. 1197 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,420 It was Microsoft's Day of Judgment. 1198 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:21,320 I want to get one of those for the stream. 1199 00:46:21,460 --> 00:46:22,100 One of these things. 1200 00:46:22,180 --> 00:46:25,520 I might head down to Woody's tomorrow and see if they have one of these. 1201 00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,620 I wouldn't know what it's called. 1202 00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:28,240 The room was dark. 1203 00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,540 The theme was dark. 1204 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:33,860 A swinging blade of Babylon down at Woody's DIY. 1205 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,140 If you could make... 1206 00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,800 If they don't have it, you can make your own. 1207 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:40,040 You would have to source the blood from somewhere else as well. 1208 00:46:40,460 --> 00:46:41,920 Chris McCormack, thank you very much. 1209 00:46:42,060 --> 00:46:43,460 And Higgy Smalls as well. 1210 00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:44,960 And Johnny Gonk. 1211 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:47,040 Shout out from Johnny Gonk. 1212 00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:48,980 Recovering from the side effects of Sputnik. 1213 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,840 Don't worry about it, man. 1214 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:52,120 It's just the same as all the other vaccines. 1215 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:53,700 It was Microsoft's Day of Judgment. 1216 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:58,020 A Windows 95 game rollout held underground at the company's headquarters. 1217 00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:58,800 Yeah, why? 1218 00:46:58,940 --> 00:47:03,140 35 game developers were there, dressed in appropriately ghoulish or devilish attire. 1219 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:03,560 Yeah. 1220 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,800 But the demonic atmosphere was more a reflection of Halloween than of the software on display. 1221 00:47:08,460 --> 00:47:09,760 Very, very, very... 1222 00:47:09,760 --> 00:47:12,160 A lot of questions need to be asked about this. 1223 00:47:12,380 --> 00:47:14,620 And, I mean, do we have any answers as well? 1224 00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:16,040 You've got men in chain mail. 1225 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:18,820 You've got fellas pretending to be dead laughing. 1226 00:47:19,240 --> 00:47:25,160 You've got a swinging scythe of Babylonistic proportions covered in, smattered in blood. 1227 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:27,640 And then you've got people like this fella here. 1228 00:47:28,380 --> 00:47:30,460 Fucking Jimmy Schmitter the 7th. 1229 00:47:31,440 --> 00:47:32,100 Look at this. 1230 00:47:32,260 --> 00:47:33,900 35 game developers were there. 1231 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:36,900 Can we get the drone music, please, on that? 1232 00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:37,580 Sorry, guys. 1233 00:47:37,620 --> 00:47:39,880 We're taking a little detour down Drone Street. 1234 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,860 Fans of the drone music will really love this. 1235 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,740 People who don't like it will hate it. 1236 00:47:47,300 --> 00:47:52,080 But we're willing to run the risk of that hatred here on YouTube. 1237 00:47:52,460 --> 00:47:54,600 Clon, thank you very much for your tip. 1238 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:57,520 And the lovely haiku, the Shafé murder haiku. 1239 00:47:57,920 --> 00:47:59,080 His wife stirs. 1240 00:47:59,780 --> 00:48:00,380 Ha light. 1241 00:48:00,940 --> 00:48:02,960 It's not my blood, Shafé cries. 1242 00:48:03,660 --> 00:48:04,800 The gun malfunctioned. 1243 00:48:06,540 --> 00:48:09,500 Read into that and make of it what you will. 1244 00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:19,620 But what we will do, and what I can tell you, is that we're about to witness some of the darkest, depravistic scenes ever to have emanated from Microsoft. 1245 00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,040 Since Bill Gates woke up one day and said, you know what? 1246 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:26,000 I'm going to fucking vax the world. 1247 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,700 Boot up the fucking hard drive. 1248 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:31,100 There's a few files I want to see. 1249 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:37,840 And he's talking, when he says boot up the hard drive, he's talking to his ex-wife who's left him after seeing what his real plans are. 1250 00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:43,440 His real plans aren't Windows 11 or Windows 10.2. 1251 00:48:43,920 --> 00:48:52,980 It's windows into the souls of everybody in the world looking through your fucking skin window with his needles and his poison. 1252 00:48:53,720 --> 00:48:54,540 Not my words. 1253 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,860 The words of many people on Facebook. 1254 00:48:57,860 --> 00:49:01,160 I've been there, and if you don't want to go there, I'll tell you all about it. 1255 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,380 Let's have a little look here with some Doom music. 1256 00:49:05,900 --> 00:49:08,780 This is Microsoft. 1257 00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:11,340 What is, what is, what is? 1258 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:13,460 Ain't no better value, DIY. 1259 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:13,580 DIY. 1260 00:49:26,580 --> 00:49:27,440 It's a bit loud. 1261 00:49:29,320 --> 00:49:30,520 What the fuck is that? 1262 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,420 Here we go. 1263 00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,100 Here we go. 1264 00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,660 We pause that there. 1265 00:49:40,860 --> 00:49:42,700 And we just zoom in there. 1266 00:49:43,740 --> 00:49:44,680 We zoom in on that. 1267 00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:54,960 We'll go back there. 1268 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:54,960 We'll go back there. 1269 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:55,560 We'll go back there. 1270 00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:55,820 Sorry. 1271 00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1272 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1273 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1274 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 Sorry. 1275 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1276 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1277 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 Sorry. 1278 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 We'll go back there. 1279 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:55,860 Sorry. 1280 00:49:55,860 --> 00:49:56,860 We'll go back there. 1281 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:56,860 We'll go back there. 1282 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:56,860 Sorry. 1283 00:49:56,860 --> 00:49:57,860 We'll go back there. 1284 00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:58,860 We'll go back there. 1285 00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:58,860 Sorry. 1286 00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:58,860 We'll go back there. 1287 00:49:58,860 --> 00:49:59,860 We'll go back there. 1288 00:49:59,860 --> 00:50:00,860 Sorry. 1289 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:00,860 We'll go back there. 1290 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:00,860 We'll go back there. 1291 00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,860 Sorry. 1292 00:50:01,860 --> 00:50:14,860 He couldn't hold it any longer. 1293 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:15,860 He couldn't hold it any longer. 1294 00:50:15,860 --> 00:50:23,740 I'll put that at full speed there, please. 1295 00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:24,480 Full speed, please. 1296 00:50:24,480 --> 00:50:25,680 Thank you very much. 1297 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:26,360 Turn the volume up. 1298 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:27,820 We're on display. 1299 00:50:27,820 --> 00:50:32,740 Microsoft was celebrating the rise of Windows 95 as a game platform using the company's new 1300 00:50:32,740 --> 00:50:35,740 direct, raw, and direct input technologies. 1301 00:50:35,740 --> 00:50:40,220 One of the things that you notice when you're playing a Windows 95 game is, again, video performance. 1302 00:50:40,220 --> 00:50:42,460 That's probably one of the most noticeable things about a game. 1303 00:50:42,460 --> 00:50:46,420 And a Windows 95 game is going to run at a much higher video resolution. 1304 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:50,160 The technology that underlies that is something called direct draw. 1305 00:50:50,540 --> 00:50:53,920 It enables game developers to go directly to your video hardware. 1306 00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:54,720 Hardware. 1307 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:59,700 And take advantage of all the accelerators and all the other, you know, silicon that these people have been designing for years and years. 1308 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:00,260 Look at him, look. 1309 00:51:00,660 --> 00:51:02,440 The eye-popping graphics were everywhere. 1310 00:51:02,560 --> 00:51:03,240 Eye-popping. 1311 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:06,060 Virgin Interactive showed the 95 version of Daedalus. 1312 00:51:06,060 --> 00:51:06,420 Wow! 1313 00:51:06,780 --> 00:51:09,640 My eyes are literally popping out of my head. 1314 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,220 I hope they stay inside or I'll be blind. 1315 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,620 Video grown up to full screen. 1316 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,780 Thank you very much, Tom Sheehy. 1317 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:17,520 Microsoft basement slave. 1318 00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:18,920 Zurich is stained. 1319 00:51:19,660 --> 00:51:21,500 And Shefey the vampire slayer. 1320 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,820 And Tom's, Tom Sheehy. 1321 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:25,200 Look at this. 1322 00:51:25,340 --> 00:51:30,420 Look at these eye-popping graphics ready to absolutely blow your eyeballs out their sockets. 1323 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:36,440 I hope you've got health insurance or you have the medical card or any of that stuff. 1324 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:41,920 Because right now, you're about to be sent into outer space with how amazing this stuff is. 1325 00:51:42,260 --> 00:51:42,820 Look at that. 1326 00:51:43,380 --> 00:51:44,180 Incredible stuff. 1327 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:44,760 Size. 1328 00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:47,880 And we need to know if you can respond. 1329 00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:52,280 If you can, use the virtual interface in front of you to transmit a yes. 1330 00:51:53,100 --> 00:51:54,500 Microsoft launched its first... 1331 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,780 Steven McGrath base. 1332 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:56,660 Thanks very much. 1333 00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:58,600 Eye-popping graphics, you see. 1334 00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:06,940 Action arcade game called Fury, a futuristic space combat and rescue game with three parallel playing fields and 24 different missions. 1335 00:52:07,180 --> 00:52:07,660 Whoa. 1336 00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,680 Parallel playing fields. 1337 00:52:09,820 --> 00:52:10,500 I don't know what that means. 1338 00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:12,620 And then 24 different missions as well. 1339 00:52:12,740 --> 00:52:15,920 That means there's 24 different missions in the game which you can undertake. 1340 00:52:16,100 --> 00:52:19,040 I'm sure you would have gathered that yourself or even just grasped it. 1341 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,160 Microsoft also unveiled a new version of Microsoft Golf. 1342 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,840 Version 2.0 adds an online multi... 1343 00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:28,100 The real Lee Carvello's putting challenge. 1344 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,860 The inspiration, I would assume. 1345 00:52:30,460 --> 00:52:30,900 Here we go. 1346 00:52:30,980 --> 00:52:32,160 Look at how rubbish this looks. 1347 00:52:32,300 --> 00:52:37,280 And this was the early days of LAN, local area network play where you could chat. 1348 00:52:37,700 --> 00:52:39,520 Lots of chats going on in the side there. 1349 00:52:39,580 --> 00:52:43,140 Much like the chat in the side panel of this video here. 1350 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:48,480 We've got all the people there who are doing their chatting or playing the game. 1351 00:52:48,900 --> 00:52:49,640 The golf game. 1352 00:52:49,740 --> 00:52:50,560 It's John Grand. 1353 00:52:50,700 --> 00:52:51,920 You've got Ed Venture. 1354 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:54,260 And let's have a look at some of the chat messages. 1355 00:52:54,820 --> 00:52:56,320 John Grand Day says, 1356 00:52:56,480 --> 00:52:59,920 You're supposed to hit in the short grass. 1357 00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:01,080 Exclamation mark. 1358 00:53:01,440 --> 00:53:02,200 Exclamation mark. 1359 00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,280 And then he follows that up with Noonan. 1360 00:53:06,140 --> 00:53:06,580 Noonan. 1361 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,520 He must have a friend called Noonan in the game. 1362 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:13,160 Then John Grand Day again chimes in with, 1363 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:14,820 Mind if I go wash my car? 1364 00:53:14,940 --> 00:53:16,700 I'll be back before you make the green. 1365 00:53:18,960 --> 00:53:22,360 You'd wonder if these were real messages or ones the developer put in 1366 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,920 just to kind of give a demonstration of what you could be doing. 1367 00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,880 Nevertheless, we will carry on. 1368 00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:28,460 Ed Venture. 1369 00:53:28,520 --> 00:53:29,060 Here we go. 1370 00:53:29,140 --> 00:53:30,780 I'll bet you $5 on this. 1371 00:53:31,340 --> 00:53:32,000 Ed Venture says, 1372 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:32,500 Thank you. 1373 00:53:32,740 --> 00:53:33,360 John Grand Day. 1374 00:53:33,420 --> 00:53:34,020 Great shot. 1375 00:53:34,140 --> 00:53:34,540 Ed Venture. 1376 00:53:34,660 --> 00:53:35,080 Thanks. 1377 00:53:35,240 --> 00:53:35,960 Exclamation mark. 1378 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,820 Exclamation mark. 1379 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:38,080 We'll put the music to this. 1380 00:53:38,140 --> 00:53:39,040 Sorry, when I read this out. 1381 00:53:42,380 --> 00:53:43,240 Really near. 1382 00:53:43,360 --> 00:53:44,160 Says Ed Venture. 1383 00:53:44,640 --> 00:53:45,180 Ed Venture. 1384 00:53:45,180 --> 00:53:45,700 Yes. 1385 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,440 Yes. 1386 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:47,860 Not bad. 1387 00:53:47,940 --> 00:53:48,320 Again. 1388 00:53:48,400 --> 00:53:49,100 Says Ed Venture. 1389 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:50,380 John Grand Day. 1390 00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:51,540 Nice shot. 1391 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:52,640 Ed Venture. 1392 00:53:52,820 --> 00:53:53,220 Thanks. 1393 00:53:53,520 --> 00:53:54,500 Exclamation mark. 1394 00:53:54,860 --> 00:53:55,340 Ed Venture. 1395 00:53:55,460 --> 00:53:55,900 Yahoo! 1396 00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:57,540 Exclamation mark. 1397 00:53:57,700 --> 00:53:58,220 Ed Venture. 1398 00:53:58,440 --> 00:53:58,920 Finally. 1399 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:00,340 And ominously. 1400 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,080 And very suspiciously. 1401 00:54:02,560 --> 00:54:03,040 Get. 1402 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:04,260 There. 1403 00:54:05,320 --> 00:54:06,240 Exclamation mark. 1404 00:54:06,300 --> 00:54:07,700 What did he mean by this? 1405 00:54:08,200 --> 00:54:09,940 What did Ed Venture mean by that? 1406 00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:11,380 When he came onto the stream, 1407 00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:14,740 who are we looking at here? 1408 00:54:14,820 --> 00:54:16,200 Who is this Ed Venture man? 1409 00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:18,320 We've seen them today. 1410 00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:19,440 It's the San Francisco. 1411 00:54:20,300 --> 00:54:25,160 Was the man in the fucking crypt at the beginning of the stream, Ed Venture? 1412 00:54:25,160 --> 00:54:26,060 We're not sure. 1413 00:54:26,260 --> 00:54:27,020 We're not sure. 1414 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:29,740 What about this fella here? 1415 00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,000 Was it him with his head in the stocks? 1416 00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:34,620 What about this guy on the stage? 1417 00:54:35,780 --> 00:54:37,060 What about this lad? 1418 00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:38,840 Developers were there dressed in a... 1419 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:41,160 Is he Ed Venture? 1420 00:54:41,220 --> 00:54:42,820 Does he have something to do with this? 1421 00:54:46,020 --> 00:54:47,180 Something's going wrong here. 1422 00:54:47,700 --> 00:54:49,680 And I don't want to be around when we find out. 1423 00:54:53,680 --> 00:54:56,380 Let's have a look at this amazing golf game. 1424 00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,640 Player game feature called... 1425 00:54:57,640 --> 00:54:57,940 And look. 1426 00:54:58,120 --> 00:55:02,600 Golf games haven't changed one bit in 25, 30 years. 1427 00:55:02,760 --> 00:55:04,680 It's the same swing mechanic. 1428 00:55:05,240 --> 00:55:06,460 Press X to start the swing. 1429 00:55:06,740 --> 00:55:06,960 Boop. 1430 00:55:07,600 --> 00:55:08,920 When it gets to the sweet spot, 1431 00:55:09,020 --> 00:55:10,020 make sure you press X. 1432 00:55:10,460 --> 00:55:10,680 Boop. 1433 00:55:10,720 --> 00:55:10,920 Ooh. 1434 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:11,780 You went over. 1435 00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:13,320 It's going to come back down again. 1436 00:55:13,460 --> 00:55:14,520 Hit the second sweet spot. 1437 00:55:14,900 --> 00:55:15,180 Boop. 1438 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:17,120 And then you play the golf stroke. 1439 00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:17,820 Hasn't changed. 1440 00:55:18,140 --> 00:55:20,000 The graphics are electric. 1441 00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:21,460 Player net. 1442 00:55:22,320 --> 00:55:23,020 Get out. 1443 00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:24,580 Wow. 1444 00:55:24,760 --> 00:55:26,820 And that is amazing stuff as well. 1445 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:30,040 They really managed to capture the fucking atmosphere 1446 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:32,700 of being at an electric golf tournament. 1447 00:55:32,700 --> 00:55:35,700 Much like Augusta during the fucking US... 1448 00:55:36,300 --> 00:55:36,960 Thanks for the tip. 1449 00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:38,080 Whatever the fuck that is. 1450 00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:38,660 Masters. 1451 00:55:39,040 --> 00:55:40,980 And Steve Jennings, thank you very much. 1452 00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:42,660 Does anyone on Facebook or elsewhere 1453 00:55:42,660 --> 00:55:44,520 know if there's any truth to the rumors? 1454 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,080 Would you be willing to put truth to the rumor 1455 00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,720 that Leo Varadkar has been sitting on Stephen Donnelly's head 1456 00:55:50,720 --> 00:55:52,520 in an attempt to make it hatch? 1457 00:55:52,720 --> 00:55:55,140 Funny you should say that right now, Steve Jennings, 1458 00:55:55,200 --> 00:55:56,920 because I'm going to go over. 1459 00:55:56,920 --> 00:55:59,740 I'm going to deviate from this amazing foray 1460 00:55:59,740 --> 00:56:02,420 into the world of Windows 95-based gaming 1461 00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:07,000 into Stephen Donnelly's Twitter account 1462 00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,540 right here, right now on this stream. 1463 00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:11,920 And let's have a look at some of the electric tweets 1464 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:12,600 he's been posting. 1465 00:56:12,940 --> 00:56:14,000 Really is Electric Ireland. 1466 00:56:14,440 --> 00:56:15,600 I saw this one the other day, 1467 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:17,900 and I had to question myself. 1468 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:18,240 I said, 1469 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:21,100 why does this only have six retweets? 1470 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:24,340 Something like this should be going interstellar. 1471 00:56:24,740 --> 00:56:25,640 This should be... 1472 00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,880 This should be making the trending page in global, 1473 00:56:29,400 --> 00:56:30,040 should it not? 1474 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:30,980 This evening, 1475 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:33,300 I stopped by the Mollingar Vax Center 1476 00:56:33,300 --> 00:56:35,140 and to thank the staff 1477 00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,360 and volunteers for all their hard work 1478 00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,860 on such a successful program. 1479 00:56:39,080 --> 00:56:40,700 Over 31K vaccines done 1480 00:56:40,700 --> 00:56:41,600 at this center. 1481 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:42,060 Great stuff. 1482 00:56:42,200 --> 00:56:42,380 Very, 1483 00:56:43,000 --> 00:56:44,280 very amazing tweets. 1484 00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:46,840 And look at this scenario as well. 1485 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,900 Who is that guy? 1486 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,460 Is he his minder or is he part of the Vax crew? 1487 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,640 We don't know. 1488 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:53,920 This evening, 1489 00:56:54,020 --> 00:56:54,600 I stopped by... 1490 00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:54,680 Oh, 1491 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,500 it's the same text for each tweet. 1492 00:56:57,600 --> 00:56:59,100 Bridgette is given out there. 1493 00:56:59,260 --> 00:56:59,440 Look, 1494 00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,080 Bridgette says, 1495 00:57:00,180 --> 00:57:02,580 just open the portal for 15-year-olds, 1496 00:57:02,700 --> 00:57:03,160 please. 1497 00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:05,880 Yeah, 1498 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,940 let's read that. 1499 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,040 This evening, 1500 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:08,960 I stopped by the Mollingar... 1501 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:10,040 It's the same text again. 1502 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:11,540 And look at Stephen Donnelly there 1503 00:57:11,540 --> 00:57:12,940 going for a hands-on-hips, 1504 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:14,460 man-who-knows-where-he's-at 1505 00:57:14,460 --> 00:57:15,440 kind of pose. 1506 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,460 Great stuff. 1507 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:18,320 Shane Gill said, 1508 00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:18,960 thumbs up. 1509 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,280 Sean Cody says, 1510 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:22,220 phenomenal work, 1511 00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:22,640 in fairness, 1512 00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,300 by all involved. 1513 00:57:23,380 --> 00:57:24,540 Credit where it's due. 1514 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:26,100 Ali Gavin says, 1515 00:57:26,160 --> 00:57:26,920 this is 2020, 1516 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,360 when women and girls are still treated 1517 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:29,660 like second-class people 1518 00:57:29,660 --> 00:57:30,840 who's running the country. 1519 00:57:30,840 --> 00:57:32,700 You learned absolutely nothing 1520 00:57:32,700 --> 00:57:35,200 from our past. 1521 00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,340 One guy called Francis here 1522 00:57:37,340 --> 00:57:38,900 has given a graph. 1523 00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:41,100 He's subtweeted a graph in Sweden. 1524 00:57:41,340 --> 00:57:42,320 That's amazing stuff. 1525 00:57:42,780 --> 00:57:43,280 And also, 1526 00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:45,840 Maxim Sigalko says, 1527 00:57:46,460 --> 00:57:47,240 keep up the good work, 1528 00:57:47,380 --> 00:57:47,800 Steve. 1529 00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:49,360 Oh yeah, 1530 00:57:49,380 --> 00:57:50,080 his name is Stephen, 1531 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:50,300 yeah. 1532 00:57:50,740 --> 00:57:51,460 Keep up the good work, 1533 00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:51,780 Steve. 1534 00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,980 He's on a kind of a shortened, 1535 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:53,880 named basis. 1536 00:57:55,200 --> 00:57:55,640 Hopefully, 1537 00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,760 those without vaccines 1538 00:57:56,760 --> 00:57:57,900 continue to be treated 1539 00:57:57,900 --> 00:58:00,200 like second-class citizens 1540 00:58:00,200 --> 00:58:01,980 until they see the light. 1541 00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:03,220 And remember, 1542 00:58:03,640 --> 00:58:04,680 and you must remember, 1543 00:58:05,060 --> 00:58:05,940 that COVID is 1544 00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:07,000 the most important thing 1545 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:07,480 in the world. 1546 00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,000 All forms of humanity 1547 00:58:09,000 --> 00:58:09,580 and decency, 1548 00:58:09,800 --> 00:58:10,280 such as letting, 1549 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:11,520 pregnant women, 1550 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,160 see their partners, 1551 00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,700 needs to stop it 1552 00:58:13,700 --> 00:58:15,700 until COVID is gone. 1553 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,780 And that's a great scenario. 1554 00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:18,600 And look at this, 1555 00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:19,840 we need to go drone here 1556 00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,860 because I've just noticed 1557 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:21,660 something who's, 1558 00:58:22,020 --> 00:58:22,320 someone, 1559 00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:24,080 someone who's very dronistic. 1560 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,600 Let's have a look at the drone. 1561 00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,980 We got something. 1562 00:58:31,100 --> 00:58:31,780 Thanks for the tip. 1563 00:58:34,700 --> 00:58:35,480 Up the nurses, 1564 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:36,460 thank you very much. 1565 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,280 An adventure, 1566 00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:38,180 look yonder. 1567 00:58:38,660 --> 00:58:39,360 Who's this guy 1568 00:58:39,360 --> 00:58:39,820 in the back, 1569 00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,000 look. 1570 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:49,340 Who's this now, 1571 00:58:49,420 --> 00:58:49,600 look. 1572 00:58:53,300 --> 00:58:54,460 Clenched hands. 1573 00:58:57,260 --> 00:58:58,440 Clenched mans. 1574 00:59:08,380 --> 00:59:09,320 Thanks for the tip. 1575 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:18,580 We do this, 1576 00:59:18,620 --> 00:59:19,080 we do this. 1577 00:59:32,960 --> 00:59:33,840 Thanks for the tip. 1578 00:59:33,840 --> 01:00:03,820 Thank you. 1579 01:00:03,820 --> 01:00:33,800 Thank you. 1580 01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,800 I can match the frame there. 1581 01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:44,800 We have to recalibrate the picture there. 1582 01:00:44,940 --> 01:00:46,980 We can recalibrate it and I can get in it. 1583 01:00:48,740 --> 01:00:49,560 Bear with us, folks. 1584 01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:51,540 Bear with us. 1585 01:00:51,540 --> 01:01:21,520 Bear with us. 1586 01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:29,800 The great thing is the great denizens of Twitter, known as people on Twitter, have provided us with endless lyrics for this song. 1587 01:01:30,240 --> 01:01:37,360 It's known as the vaccination, Ireland's vaccination, successful vaccination program, which has done so well in the world. 1588 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,900 It's better than everyone at the moment. 1589 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:41,100 Over 70% of the population vaccinated. 1590 01:01:41,560 --> 01:01:44,040 Now we go through the looking glass people. 1591 01:01:44,760 --> 01:01:49,980 Here am I the other day with Stephen Donnelly congratulating all the vaccine centers. 1592 01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:55,680 And I will be reading the lyrics of the song known as Vax, Vax, Vax, the night away. 1593 01:01:57,900 --> 01:01:58,920 Hold on to your hats. 1594 01:01:59,240 --> 01:02:00,460 It's a piece of performance art. 1595 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:02,380 It's not been pioneered until now. 1596 01:02:03,200 --> 01:02:04,060 Deck, Art, Payne. 1597 01:02:04,100 --> 01:02:04,700 Thank you very much. 1598 01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:05,560 Holding a fake arm. 1599 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,260 Thank you very much. 1600 01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:06,980 Doomsday picnic. 1601 01:02:07,140 --> 01:02:07,600 And up the nurse. 1602 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:08,220 Thank you very much. 1603 01:02:08,260 --> 01:02:08,840 Let's go for it. 1604 01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:19,040 It's a bit Schindler's List, isn't it? 1605 01:02:21,340 --> 01:02:21,780 Okay. 1606 01:02:30,940 --> 01:02:32,340 Friendly advice. 1607 01:02:34,160 --> 01:02:39,780 Sort out the maternity issue because it's utter madness. 1608 01:02:39,780 --> 01:02:41,780 Thank you very much. 1609 01:02:41,780 --> 01:02:42,780 Thank you very much. 1610 01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:43,020 Thank you very much. 1611 01:02:43,020 --> 01:02:49,720 Kept from supporting their partner fully while giving birth. 1612 01:02:50,660 --> 01:03:04,020 When there are so many restrictions easing, the idea that it's sorted when it's not is a further insult. 1613 01:03:05,380 --> 01:03:06,300 Insult. 1614 01:03:06,620 --> 01:03:08,360 Show more replies. 1615 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,120 Credit where it's due, Stephen. 1616 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,360 You're doing a great job. 1617 01:03:14,460 --> 01:03:17,360 I was critical at the start. 1618 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:23,320 And I'm happy to admit I've been proved wrong. 1619 01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,860 So keep it up. 1620 01:03:25,100 --> 01:03:26,040 Keep it up. 1621 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:27,160 Keep it up. 1622 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:28,320 You cheeky pup. 1623 01:03:30,820 --> 01:03:32,000 David Sheehy now. 1624 01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,660 David Sheehy. 1625 01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:35,820 People go to get... 1626 01:03:35,820 --> 01:03:43,160 People go to get a vaccine and the queue moves well. 1627 01:03:43,160 --> 01:03:49,300 And all of a sudden they think the government has done a great job. 1628 01:03:50,300 --> 01:03:53,920 We are seven months into vaccinations. 1629 01:03:56,980 --> 01:04:01,120 Only 43% vaccinated. 1630 01:04:02,180 --> 01:04:02,900 Big D. 1631 01:04:02,900 --> 01:04:04,580 Where's he getting his information from? 1632 01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:06,820 He's got... 1633 01:04:06,820 --> 01:04:08,300 Have we not got... 1634 01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,560 Hold on a second. 1635 01:04:09,820 --> 01:04:11,820 The lyrics need fucking research in here, David. 1636 01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:14,760 He's after saying that we've only got 43%. 1637 01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:15,600 That's a lie. 1638 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:18,500 I think it's like fucking 70 odd, isn't it? 1639 01:04:20,920 --> 01:04:22,100 Maybe he's a troll. 1640 01:04:22,340 --> 01:04:23,440 Is David Sheehy a troll? 1641 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:25,300 David Sheehy are you out there? 1642 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:26,980 We're looking for you. 1643 01:04:27,460 --> 01:04:28,840 You've got your facts muddled. 1644 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:31,740 Let's go back here and see now. 1645 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:34,580 We might go to the top because I think the... 1646 01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,200 Nah, fuck it. 1647 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:36,840 We'll just go for another tweet. 1648 01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:37,680 There could be something... 1649 01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:38,660 There could be some other gold. 1650 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:39,840 Let's have a look here and see. 1651 01:04:42,540 --> 01:04:42,940 Wow. 1652 01:04:43,940 --> 01:04:45,300 I could be behind the desk. 1653 01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,840 Hold on, folks. 1654 01:04:49,260 --> 01:04:53,140 I know this could be laborious and tiresome viewing, but it is... 1655 01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,620 What else are you fucking watching? 1656 01:04:54,620 --> 01:04:58,060 Why is he crouching? 1657 01:04:59,180 --> 01:05:00,300 Crouching tiger. 1658 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:02,620 Hidden Donnelly. 1659 01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:04,780 Hidden Donnelly. 1660 01:05:05,540 --> 01:05:08,140 Thank you very much, PottyBob, for the tip and Deckard Payne. 1661 01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,360 I've been waiting in the rafters, says Deckard. 1662 01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,940 Shout out to Dan, the only one Highlander. 1663 01:05:14,780 --> 01:05:15,660 Look, Steve. 1664 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:18,380 Steve, Steve, stand up. 1665 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,320 Stand up, Steve. 1666 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:22,700 You're not in the doll now. 1667 01:05:23,260 --> 01:05:27,420 I know that you're giving fucking doll privileges and you can kneel and you can pray and bow. 1668 01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,000 And you're not kneeling here. 1669 01:05:29,640 --> 01:05:30,060 I don't... 1670 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:33,020 It's nothing to do with the fucking Black Lives Matter movement. 1671 01:05:33,240 --> 01:05:33,920 Stand up. 1672 01:05:35,080 --> 01:05:35,260 Thank you, Jonathan. 1673 01:05:35,260 --> 01:05:36,360 Are you coming in or... 1674 01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,260 Do you want vaccinating or not, Steve? 1675 01:05:38,780 --> 01:05:39,240 Steven. 1676 01:05:41,820 --> 01:05:42,000 Look. 1677 01:05:42,700 --> 01:05:45,000 I don't give a rat's ass, Steve. 1678 01:05:45,280 --> 01:05:47,660 You're either getting vaccinated or you're not. 1679 01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:50,400 And look at the heel work on him. 1680 01:05:50,780 --> 01:05:51,460 He's got... 1681 01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:55,880 He's got a lovely pair of brogues on him there. 1682 01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:57,440 Spit shined. 1683 01:05:58,480 --> 01:05:59,460 Blue chinos. 1684 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:00,280 Thanks for the tip. 1685 01:06:00,340 --> 01:06:01,860 And a lovely summer blue shirt. 1686 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:10,660 Let's get that music rolling and read some of these lovely, lovely comments on his post, which has four retweets. 1687 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:14,520 Stop lying to the Irish people. 1688 01:06:15,620 --> 01:06:16,360 Thanks for the tip. 1689 01:06:17,900 --> 01:06:19,560 They don't appear to be any fish. 1690 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,920 Thank you very much for the... 1691 01:06:21,920 --> 01:06:26,500 David Sheehy, Fact Jack and Crouching Steve, Hidden Vax and Wittgenstein. 1692 01:06:26,900 --> 01:06:27,900 Beautiful voice, you say. 1693 01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:28,600 Thanks very much. 1694 01:06:29,320 --> 01:06:32,980 I don't know what we can dig out here because there's nobody else that's giving us any lyrics. 1695 01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:36,760 Susie Buckley is coming strong there. 1696 01:06:37,420 --> 01:06:40,280 She's retweeted herself from the day before, it seems. 1697 01:06:41,940 --> 01:06:43,320 And here we go with this. 1698 01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:47,340 Let's hit that tunage and give us some Donnelly wave. 1699 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:51,820 A new acoustic tale from Field, the band known as Field Rotation. 1700 01:06:58,240 --> 01:06:59,120 Sorry, it's rubbish. 1701 01:07:00,780 --> 01:07:01,480 Oh, here we go. 1702 01:07:08,380 --> 01:07:08,820 Stephen. 1703 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:11,460 Thanks for the tip. 1704 01:07:15,540 --> 01:07:16,820 Thanks very much for the tip. 1705 01:07:16,980 --> 01:07:21,200 It's too slow. 1706 01:07:21,360 --> 01:07:21,920 It's too slow. 1707 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,200 Sorry, one sec now. 1708 01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:29,300 Get Vany on the beat. 1709 01:07:30,060 --> 01:07:31,200 Let me have a look here now. 1710 01:07:31,280 --> 01:07:31,860 Sorry about this. 1711 01:07:31,940 --> 01:07:33,020 Let's just get something going. 1712 01:07:33,180 --> 01:07:33,940 We've got some music. 1713 01:07:34,280 --> 01:07:37,100 If we can get some music going, at least we've got something happening there. 1714 01:07:41,100 --> 01:07:47,600 Yes. 1715 01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:50,700 No, that'll do. 1716 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,660 Here we go. 1717 01:07:53,660 --> 01:07:54,880 Stephen Donnelly. 1718 01:07:54,880 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1719 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1720 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1721 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1722 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1723 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1724 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:55,600 Stephen Donnelly. 1725 01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:57,380 Why are you crouching? 1726 01:07:57,380 --> 01:07:58,500 Stephen Donnelly. 1727 01:07:58,500 --> 01:07:59,120 Stephen Donnelly. 1728 01:07:59,120 --> 01:08:01,580 Stephen Donnelly. 1729 01:08:01,580 --> 01:08:02,580 Stephen Donnelly. 1730 01:08:02,580 --> 01:08:03,580 Stephen Donnelly. 1731 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:04,540 Stephen Donnelly. 1732 01:08:04,540 --> 01:08:18,160 Stevie Dali. Why are you crouching? Stevie Dali. Crouching tiger hit a minister. Stevie Dali. Are you getting bags tonight? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1733 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:29,580 Are you coming in to get the needle? What do you want? Johnson or the Janssen? What's the story with you? Are you on the Astra? AstraZeneca? 1734 01:08:32,080 --> 01:08:44,200 Why are you crouching? There's a chair for you there. Stand up instead. You're looking kind of silly. Crouching. What's a crack there? Why are you crouching? Why are you crouching? 1735 01:08:46,580 --> 01:09:04,140 Babies born to vaccinated men and women. Reach child making age a full picture regarding mRNA and its impact. Infertility cannot be effectively evaluated using scientific principles. 1736 01:09:06,140 --> 01:09:12,640 No safety can be guaranteed. It's scientifically unethical. 1737 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:14,900 Wow. It does work. 1738 01:09:16,260 --> 01:09:30,680 It does work. We've got to the- we got there. It was- it was hard. It's like you get a fucking- you can't make a diamond and you gotta polish it and chip away. We had a big chunk of shitty rock and now we've dusted it down. We've swept it off and we've got a lovely little diamond here. 1739 01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:45,980 Big round of applause. Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big round of applause for Susie Buckley on Twitter who's provided us with some cracking lyrics to this amazing new tune that we're about to broadcast live into your ears and face. 1740 01:09:45,980 --> 01:10:03,760 It's me in a vaccination centre singing to the minister, crouching tiger hidden Donnelly. It's a first for the airwaves. It's a first for the world. And I'm proud to be able to bring it to you right here, right now, Susie Buckley featuring the music of Antonio Carlos Yubi. 1741 01:10:07,580 --> 01:10:08,540 Go again, sorry. 1742 01:10:09,340 --> 01:10:35,280 Until babies born to vaccinated men and women reach child making age. A full picture regarding mRNA and its impact infertility cannot be effectively evaluated. 1743 01:10:35,280 --> 01:10:44,900 During scientific variables. No safety guaranteed can be made. Ha ha! No safety guaranteed can be made. 1744 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:57,500 Look at that. It's great as well because you always come across a nugget of bad grammar and there's nothing that we love more here than something that just has not been wrote well. 1745 01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:09,940 No safety guaranteed can be made. Ha ha! It was a letter too far. Should we get the music? Can we get the music? Music back, please. Thank you. 1746 01:11:09,940 --> 01:11:36,160 No safety guaranteed can be made. No safety guaranteed can be made. A letter too far. You shouldn't have wrote D. Just guarantee would have done. Would have done. Would have done. 1747 01:11:36,160 --> 01:11:48,780 And that's enough for that. We've gone too far. I'm going to blame. If you want to blame anyone for that, blame Steve Jennings. It's his fault. He brought it up. And here we are. 1748 01:11:49,220 --> 01:12:02,280 Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. 1749 01:12:02,280 --> 01:12:10,600 this game's release in the shape of numerous pga golf titles and other shitty not as successful 1750 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:17,500 spin-offs like actual golf on the ps1 thanks which featured the the golfing commentary of peter alice 1751 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:22,740 the late great peter alice and the other scottish fella i can't remember what his name but uh when 1752 01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:27,760 the ball i remember when the ball got fucking struck off into like the woodland the scottish 1753 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:36,760 commentator would go oh my it's landing in a bush and uh that was a real real highlight of that game 1754 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:42,360 but i remember we heard here as we played the video there's a sound effect of a man going yeah 1755 01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:49,100 listen to this when he strikes the ball and fella goes yeah player game feature called player net 1756 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:57,900 get out oh yeah get out get out uh if you've ever watched a fella take a drive in a in a you know 1757 01:12:57,900 --> 01:13:02,700 off a tee in one of these major golf tournaments there's usually lots of men just hanging around 1758 01:13:02,700 --> 01:13:07,700 looking at the man smack the ball off the tee and then once the ball is in the air they say things 1759 01:13:07,700 --> 01:13:16,700 like get out fuck you yeah just all that kind of bravado machismo bullshit 1760 01:13:16,700 --> 01:13:28,700 not bad sony interactive demonstrated its first time the custard slinger thank you very much for 1761 01:13:28,700 --> 01:13:35,900 windows 95 called twisted metal and war hawk sony is porting the games from its playstation game console 1762 01:13:35,900 --> 01:13:37,540 with similar look and feel. 1763 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:39,180 Look at the shade of that. 1764 01:13:42,280 --> 01:13:42,760 Clawslosed. 1765 01:13:43,380 --> 01:13:43,780 Clawslosed. 1766 01:13:44,340 --> 01:13:46,340 They didn't even bother to rectify that. 1767 01:13:46,940 --> 01:13:47,800 I mean, it doesn't say, 1768 01:13:47,860 --> 01:13:50,120 oh, does it close twice and they blast a hole in the wall? 1769 01:13:50,820 --> 01:13:52,240 First titles for Windows 95. 1770 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,960 Look at this gaming setup here. 1771 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,140 It's an amazing scenario. 1772 01:13:55,540 --> 01:13:57,900 Very beige, but it does the trick. 1773 01:13:57,900 --> 01:14:00,980 I've called Twisted Metal and Warhawk. 1774 01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:04,600 Sony is porting the games from its PlayStation game console 1775 01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:06,240 with similar look and feel. 1776 01:14:06,860 --> 01:14:09,620 The Windows versions are expected to ship in 1996. 1777 01:14:12,200 --> 01:14:12,840 Wow. 1778 01:14:13,120 --> 01:14:15,080 For players craving sensory feedback, 1779 01:14:15,360 --> 01:14:17,720 Judgment Day had some hardware innovations as well. 1780 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:20,100 Exos introduced the Power Stick, 1781 01:14:20,440 --> 01:14:21,840 a joystick with force feedback. 1782 01:14:22,460 --> 01:14:25,880 The hand grip responds to virtual forces according to the game. 1783 01:14:25,880 --> 01:14:28,340 Crash your car and get a nasty jolt. 1784 01:14:29,180 --> 01:14:31,400 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman. 1785 01:14:31,660 --> 01:14:31,800 Wow. 1786 01:14:32,260 --> 01:14:33,640 That looks rubbish. 1787 01:14:33,640 --> 01:14:38,580 Quick little goosey gander at that there. 1788 01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:40,680 Your man playing with his joystick. 1789 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:41,680 Innovations as well. 1790 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:44,500 And then he gave a little sly, sly little wind to the camera there. 1791 01:14:44,500 --> 01:14:45,700 A joystick with force feedback. 1792 01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:46,460 My freeze frame. 1793 01:14:46,620 --> 01:14:49,860 The hand grip responds to virtual forces according to the game. 1794 01:14:49,900 --> 01:14:56,500 your car you get nasty drip response to virtual forces according okay there we go 1795 01:14:56,500 --> 01:14:59,860 drone I'm getting the hang of this again now getting the hang of this just need to 1796 01:14:59,860 --> 01:15:03,280 go quickly back to the drones of dark ambient drone sounds get thanks for the 1797 01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:13,240 tip clock and clock and splash dead post here we go tonight at nine and tonight at 1798 01:15:13,240 --> 01:15:19,060 nine tonight at tonight at nine on prime time he was the man who played with too 1799 01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:28,240 many joysticks we just into the game he was the man who played with the joysticks 1800 01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:35,080 but what was the secret there we go 1801 01:15:47,480 --> 01:15:56,660 the game 1802 01:15:56,660 --> 01:15:59,660 what it is 1803 01:15:59,660 --> 01:16:08,840 the game 1804 01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:21,020 the game 1805 01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:26,260 sorry about that cut to the game got a car and get a nasty jolt to the computer 1806 01:16:26,260 --> 01:16:30,200 chronicles I'm Giles Bateman 1807 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:35,200 "Giles Bateman back!" 1808 01:16:35,200 --> 01:16:40,200 "Yeah, Bateman!" 1809 01:16:40,200 --> 01:16:43,200 "Giles Bateman's gonna fuckin' bait you, man!" 1810 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:46,200 "Do you want the Journeyman projector? Wish you had! You wanna make sure and watch the-" 1811 01:16:46,200 --> 01:16:50,200 "Match, we tuned in to Computer Chronicles and the audio track had been replaced by just this." 1812 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,200 "Giles Bateman gonna fuckin' bait you, man!" 1813 01:16:54,200 --> 01:16:58,200 "You shoulda put me in Computer Chronicles, eh?" 1814 01:16:58,200 --> 01:17:01,200 "Fuckin' Giles Bateman's after you, man!" 1815 01:17:01,200 --> 01:17:04,200 "The Giles Bateman Chronicles, eh?" 1816 01:17:04,200 --> 01:17:06,200 "Gonna bait you!" 1817 01:17:07,200 --> 01:17:10,200 "And we'll put that sound back on again." 1818 01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:18,200 "We're pulling through time in a fully self-contained biosuit. There's a little image of it here in the window." 1819 01:17:18,200 --> 01:17:19,200 "Fully self-contained biosuit." 1820 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:24,200 "We have navigation controls here where we're able to move through inventory controls with objects that we're carrying." 1821 01:17:24,200 --> 01:17:26,200 "If the computer needs to speak with you, we use the message window." 1822 01:17:26,200 --> 01:17:30,200 "And the biochips are the area where we can sort of add extensions to the interface." 1823 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:30,200 "Biochips!" 1824 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:32,200 "As you walk around and collect objects, you can-" 1825 01:17:32,200 --> 01:17:34,200 "Extensions by new functions, capabilities, powers." 1826 01:17:34,200 --> 01:17:35,200 "Exactly." 1827 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,200 "Right." 1828 01:17:36,200 --> 01:17:37,200 "Alright, where are we right now, Michelle?" 1829 01:17:37,200 --> 01:17:40,200 "We are on the top of a Mayan temple in Chichen Itza." 1830 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:41,200 "Are you f*ck!" 1831 01:17:41,200 --> 01:17:46,200 "In Yucatan Peninsula and the year is 1050 and we're searching for evidence that will prove our innocence." 1832 01:17:46,200 --> 01:17:52,200 "We've been framed for altering history and so here we are and we know that someone's been here before and we're looking for evidence." 1833 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:59,200 "These are Mayan hieroglyphs that we have here and I'm going to use this opportunity to introduce you to a character that's traveling with us." 1834 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,200 "His name is Arthur and he's on one of our biochips." 1835 01:18:01,200 --> 01:18:02,200 "F*ckin hell." 1836 01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:04,200 "If I pull him up I can have him comment on the hieroglyphs." 1837 01:18:04,200 --> 01:18:05,200 "Whoa, whoa, whoa." 1838 01:18:05,200 --> 01:18:09,200 "Have you heard the inf- information overload here?" 1839 01:18:09,200 --> 01:18:11,200 "It's like, we got a biochip." 1840 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,200 "This was made by a man called Arthur." 1841 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:15,200 "He was a bio specialist." 1842 01:18:15,200 --> 01:18:18,200 "If we look over here, you've got a bio screen." 1843 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:23,200 "This technology was convinced at the time that we were going to be able to create our own biosphere." 1844 01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:26,200 "If you move over here, you select another chip." 1845 01:18:26,200 --> 01:18:29,200 "Hit the comment button and we've gone into another biodome." 1846 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:32,200 "Mayan hieroglyphs." 1847 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:34,200 "Chip to world for all planets." 1848 01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:38,200 "Objects you can, if the computer needs to speak with you, we use the message window." 1849 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:44,200 "And the biochips are the area where we can sort of add extensions to the interface as you walk around and collect objects." 1850 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,200 "Extensions by new functions, capabilities, powers." 1851 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:48,200 "Exactly." 1852 01:18:48,200 --> 01:18:49,200 "Right." 1853 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:50,200 "Alright, where are we right now?" 1854 01:18:50,200 --> 01:18:51,200 "That's right, yeah!" 1855 01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:55,200 "We are on the top of a Mayan temple in Chichen Itza in the Yucatan Peninsula." 1856 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:59,200 "The year is 1050 and we're searching for evidence that will prove our innocence." 1857 01:18:59,200 --> 01:19:03,200 "We've been framed for altering history and so here we are." 1858 01:19:03,200 --> 01:19:07,200 "We've been framed for altering history." 1859 01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,200 "I want to say thanks to Giles Bandwith is after you." 1860 01:19:11,200 --> 01:19:15,200 "And Grant Hildebrand." 1861 01:19:15,200 --> 01:19:16,200 "Gwaaah, Grant Hildebrand." 1862 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,200 "And Benny Rance and Legfend." 1863 01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:21,200 "Aldis Hook's Grave Roller." 1864 01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,200 "Vincent Brown." 1865 01:19:22,200 --> 01:19:23,200 "Hidden Donnelly." 1866 01:19:23,200 --> 01:19:24,200 "Legfends." 1867 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,200 "And Barry." 1868 01:19:25,200 --> 01:19:26,200 "And Mick the Jabber." 1869 01:19:26,200 --> 01:19:28,200 "And thank you very, very, very, very much. 1870 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:30,200 David Sheehy fact check." 1871 01:19:30,200 --> 01:19:32,200 "And we know that someone's been here before and we're looking for evidence." 1872 01:19:32,200 --> 01:19:33,200 "Mhm." 1873 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:39,200 "These are Mayan hieroglyphs that we have here and I'm going to use this opportunity to introduce you to a character that's traveling with us." 1874 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:41,200 "His name is Arthur and he's on one of our biochips." 1875 01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:44,200 "And if I pull him up I can have him comment on the hieroglyphs." 1876 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:46,200 "Those are Mayan hieroglyphs." 1877 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,200 "They had a pretty sophisticated photograph right?" 1878 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:53,200 "So there's this sort of sage guy who's always with me and helps me understand what's going on and solve problems." 1879 01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:54,200 "That's right and the game takes..." 1880 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:59,200 "We'll be solving problems, okay, what else is this available on it?" 1881 01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:03,200 "And I'll cancel." 1882 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:05,200 "It's 40 or 50 hours to play." 1883 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:12,200 "Game P.U. and thank you very much. Get yourself a pint, I will. Don't read this on air. Please, alright, thank you very much." 1884 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:15,200 "And thank you, thank you very, very much for the tip." 1885 01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,200 "Playing so this way you don't feel lonely as you're going through." 1886 01:20:17,200 --> 01:20:19,200 "I hope it only takes me 40 hours." 1887 01:20:19,200 --> 01:20:21,200 "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's show you." 1888 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:22,200 "Because it's shit." 1889 01:20:22,200 --> 01:20:24,200 "Even Stuart knows that. He's not even a gamer." 1890 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:31,200 "And he knows that it doesn't have the pace, it doesn't draw you in, it's just crap." 1891 01:20:32,200 --> 01:20:34,200 "But let's just see how it develops." 1892 01:20:34,200 --> 01:20:36,200 "I don't think it's going to get any better guys." 1893 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:38,200 "Biosphere, he's talking about biochips." 1894 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:43,200 "So far, from what I've seen, I would have not played this kind of game." 1895 01:20:43,200 --> 01:20:50,200 "And the kind of kids in school that would have played it, you probably wouldn't have been playing with them." 1896 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:51,200 "That kind of a way, do you know?" 1897 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:53,200 "They would have just been different vibes." 1898 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,200 "They would have been dungeon kids." 1899 01:20:55,200 --> 01:20:57,200 "Dungeon crawlers, scrollers." 1900 01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:01,200 "And maybe you would have just gone out with the ball at playtime." 1901 01:21:01,200 --> 01:21:02,200 "I'm not sure." 1902 01:21:02,200 --> 01:21:07,200 "But if there was Street Fighter 2 Turbo on the SNES, then you'd definitely play it." 1903 01:21:07,200 --> 01:21:08,200 "The likes of this." 1904 01:21:08,200 --> 01:21:10,200 "However, it was for educative kids." 1905 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:15,200 "It was for kids who had the latest computer technology." 1906 01:21:15,200 --> 01:21:17,200 "Probably rich enough parents." 1907 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:18,200 "They were, you know..." 1908 01:21:20,200 --> 01:21:21,200 "And leave it to them." 1909 01:21:21,200 --> 01:21:22,200 "That kind of way." 1910 01:21:22,200 --> 01:21:23,200 "That's how you look at objects, because that's really cool." 1911 01:21:23,200 --> 01:21:25,200 "Sure, this is an object which I'm finding on the ground." 1912 01:21:25,200 --> 01:21:27,200 "And I can pick it up and drag it into my inventory." 1913 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,200 "And then I can inspect that object." 1914 01:21:28,200 --> 01:21:31,200 "So here is a ceramic bowl which is filled with incense." 1915 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:34,200 "And traditionally you would use that as an offering to the gods in the temple." 1916 01:21:34,200 --> 01:21:36,200 "But we're going to jump to another time zone." 1917 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:39,200 "There are seven different environments in the game." 1918 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:41,200 "And we're going to go to Chateau-Gayard." 1919 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,200 "This is the medieval..." 1920 01:21:42,200 --> 01:21:45,200 "So we're jumping ahead a couple hundred years." 1921 01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:46,200 "Right." 1922 01:21:46,200 --> 01:21:47,200 "And going to France?" 1923 01:21:47,200 --> 01:21:48,200 "For France. Normandy, France." 1924 01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:50,200 "This is an English castle standing on French soil." 1925 01:21:50,200 --> 01:21:52,200 "And it was Richard the Lionheart's castle." 1926 01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:57,200 "And Philip Augustus desperately wanted to take the castle back for France." 1927 01:21:57,200 --> 01:21:58,200 "And when..." 1928 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,200 "Information overload, like just show us the game man." 1929 01:22:01,200 --> 01:22:03,200 "Don't care about the history." 1930 01:22:03,200 --> 01:22:05,200 "I mean the game should be good on its own merit, you know." 1931 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:08,200 "If the game is good enough, it's funny, then you play it and it's good." 1932 01:22:08,200 --> 01:22:10,200 "And then you go back and I want to play that again." 1933 01:22:10,200 --> 01:22:15,200 "And then you start realizing, oh, it actually had a story and this happened and that happened." 1934 01:22:15,200 --> 01:22:16,200 "It relates to real life." 1935 01:22:16,200 --> 01:22:21,200 "But when they're foisting all this clack and bump onto you." 1936 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,200 "First and foremost, it's not going to work." 1937 01:22:24,200 --> 01:22:28,200 "For someone who's been reared on SNES games." 1938 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:29,200 "Do you know?" 1939 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:32,200 "I don't think there was anything like this on Nintendo or fucking." 1940 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:34,200 "Richard died in the year 1203." 1941 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:35,200 "They began a siege." 1942 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,200 "On siege." 1943 01:22:36,200 --> 01:22:37,200 "So this stuff is all historically sound." 1944 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:39,200 "This is all based on true actual fact." 1945 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,200 "Yeah." 1946 01:22:40,200 --> 01:22:41,200 "It's a recreation of the real castle." 1947 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,200 "That really happened." 1948 01:22:42,200 --> 01:22:45,200 "This is one of the guards, which is one of the few remaining guards." 1949 01:22:45,200 --> 01:22:51,200 "And he meets a demise here from a stray arrow from one of the French soldiers." 1950 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,200 "Lucky thing for us." 1951 01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:53,200 "Lucky." 1952 01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:56,200 "Yes, because as a time traveler, you're not supposed to be spotted by people." 1953 01:22:56,200 --> 01:22:58,200 "It may actually affect the future." 1954 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:05,200 "What I want to do is I want to move from the top of the tower down inside so that you can see how we're changing the lighting and the environment." 1955 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,200 "Check out those graphs." 1956 01:23:06,200 --> 01:23:11,200 "And when you play the game in a dark room with loudspeakers, it becomes a very immersive environment." 1957 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,200 "You get drawn into the story." 1958 01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,200 "DF fuck." 1959 01:23:14,200 --> 01:23:15,200 "It's very easy to lose yourself in the world." 1960 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,200 "DF fuck." 1961 01:23:16,200 --> 01:23:18,200 "Can we jump into the future real quick and show me that future part of the future?" 1962 01:23:18,200 --> 01:23:19,200 "Sure, absolutely. 1963 01:23:19,200 --> 01:23:21,200 What I'll do is I'll recall to the future apartment." 1964 01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,200 "And this is 300 years an hour." 1965 01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:28,200 "Like those are the tinted ones as well." 1966 01:23:28,200 --> 01:23:31,200 "It's a great coiffeur and a lovely set up as well." 1967 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:36,200 "The suit jacket with the t-shirt combination pack and a brooch there." 1968 01:23:36,200 --> 01:23:38,200 "I don't know what that means, but it's a great scenario." 1969 01:23:38,200 --> 01:23:41,200 "Future from today." 1970 01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:47,200 "And it'll give you a good example of how our industrial designers are creating worlds and visualizing some of the technology changes." 1971 01:23:47,200 --> 01:23:50,200 "As an example, in this particular room, you don't need a roof because force field is not going to be a roof." 1972 01:23:50,200 --> 01:23:55,200 "Because force fields are evolved enough that as I look around, I'll be able to look up and see right out into the sky." 1973 01:23:55,200 --> 01:23:59,200 "And the thought is that people would like to live in natural daylight settings." 1974 01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:00,200 "Thanks for the tips." 1975 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:03,200 "Okay, buried in time and what kind of machine do I need to run it?" 1976 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:09,200 "On a PC it would take a 33 megahertz 486 and on a Mac a 68040 or better." 1977 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,200 "Nice!" 1978 01:24:10,200 --> 01:24:11,200 "Alright, Michelle, thank you very much." 1979 01:24:11,200 --> 01:24:17,200 "Alright, next I want to introduce you to another great piece of software for gamers, but also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers." 1980 01:24:17,200 --> 01:24:19,200 "Before I get to the computer, this is Josh Resnick." 1981 01:24:19,200 --> 01:24:26,200 "It's a hard H scenario with Stu, as we've seen time and time again, it's a man who really loves to stress the H at the beginning of a word." 1982 01:24:26,200 --> 01:24:27,200 "Thanks for the tip." 1983 01:24:27,200 --> 01:24:28,200 "Thanks for the tip." 1984 01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:38,200 "And he's implemented that technique with the word 'hardware' as to, thank you very much Barry, Paul Meschgl, Legfen, thank you very much Resistream, when it's coming soon enough." 1985 01:24:38,200 --> 01:24:43,200 "Claire Scenario B. We were meant to do it last year or two years ago. We didn't get round to it." 1986 01:24:43,200 --> 01:24:47,200 "You thought you had it solved." "You didn't." "It's going to be coming soon enough." 1987 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:52,200 "Have to run an emulator on the PC to get it going, you know the crack, it's just fucking pain in the arse." 1988 01:24:52,200 --> 01:24:56,200 "Whereas this is great, Stuart Sheffey likes to stress H at the beginning of sentences." 1989 01:24:56,200 --> 01:25:02,200 "We've seen him say the word 'handheld'. We've heard him say it." 1990 01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:06,200 "He says not 'handheld', he goes 'handheld device'." 1991 01:25:06,200 --> 01:25:10,200 "And here he is with the word 'hardware'. It's a crazy bit of business." 1992 01:25:11,200 --> 01:25:16,200 "I'll introduce you to another great piece of software for gamers, but also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers." 1993 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:17,200 "Before I get to the..." 1994 01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,200 "Hardware?" 1995 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:25,200 "There's like a little bit of a kind of a euphoria he reaches when he does say that word." 1996 01:25:25,200 --> 01:25:29,200 "Maybe it's just the thought of hardware which is making him really get there." 1997 01:25:29,200 --> 01:25:32,200 "Also by the way, a piece of hardware for gamers." 1998 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:35,200 "Before I get to the computer, this is Josh Resnick of Activision." 1999 01:25:35,200 --> 01:25:39,200 "Josh is going to show us this gigantic new game called MechWarrior 2." 2000 01:25:39,200 --> 01:25:44,200 "The machine we're running it on here, I want to explain, is really a PC designed for game players." 2001 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:45,200 "Whoa, it's a..." 2002 01:25:45,200 --> 01:25:46,200 "It's a $3,000 dedicated..." 2003 01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:48,200 "Fucking $3,000!" 2004 01:25:48,200 --> 01:25:49,200 "Thanks for the trip." 2005 01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:51,200 "You wouldn't even pay that nowadays." 2006 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:54,200 "And that probably gave you zero gaming capability." 2007 01:25:54,200 --> 01:25:58,200 "Probably gave you blocky graphics unironically." 2008 01:25:58,200 --> 01:26:01,200 "It was just, that was the way it was at the time." 2009 01:26:01,200 --> 01:26:02,200 "Shit graphics." 2010 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:03,200 "For three grand." 2011 01:26:04,200 --> 01:26:05,200 "Crazy bit of business." 2012 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,200 "And that's old money as well, we're not talking about now." 2013 01:26:07,200 --> 01:26:10,200 "Handheld thigh grab, thank you very much." 2014 01:26:10,200 --> 01:26:14,200 "Let's just get the can before we see this, because it looks like it's going to be sensational." 2015 01:26:14,200 --> 01:26:33,200 "It's 133 megahertz pendium, it's got a 6x CD-ROM drive, a 1.6 gig hard drive, it comes with built-in MPEG, 45 watt speakers, and it comes bundled with 11 great games, including MechWarrior and Buried in Time, which we just saw before. So this is the gamers PC." 2016 01:26:33,200 --> 01:26:36,200 "All right, let's see how it does on MechWarrior 2. Tell us what the game's about, Josh." 2017 01:26:36,200 --> 01:26:43,200 "Sure. MechWarrior 2 is an action simulation set in the 31st century, and you are a pilot of one of these large battle mechs." 2018 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:44,200 "Battle mech." 2019 01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:49,200 "And your goal is to advance in the ranks of your particular clan and become the leader." 2020 01:26:49,200 --> 01:26:52,200 "All right, so I'm one of these robot things you call a MechWarrior." 2021 01:26:52,200 --> 01:26:53,200 "Exactly." 2022 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:58,200 "And I can design my robot, and then I go into battle, and I've got to beat all the other guys and rise to the top of my class." 2023 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:06,200 "Right, right, exactly. But there's an incredible amount of depth and variety to the game. Right now we're just in one of maybe 30 different terrains that are available in that." 2024 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,200 "Look at the state of this." 2025 01:27:07,200 --> 01:27:11,200 "We have ice planets, and we have canyons, and we have nighttime urban missions." 2026 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:14,200 "Now the key thing, this is full 3D all the way around, right?" 2027 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:19,200 "Exactly. For instance, I can free up my eye point inside this cockpit, which is a real 3D object inside the game." 2028 01:27:19,200 --> 01:27:20,200 "Wow." 2029 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,200 "Everything you're looking at is 3D." 2030 01:27:22,200 --> 01:27:23,200 "No way." 2031 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:24,200 "It's a full screen game." 2032 01:27:24,200 --> 01:27:25,200 "Wow." 2033 01:27:25,200 --> 01:27:28,200 "In fact, it actually recreates the physical aspects of the world that it's in." 2034 01:27:28,200 --> 01:27:32,200 "For instance, we're taking into account gravity, weight, size, weather." 2035 01:27:32,200 --> 01:27:33,200 "So it's a real simulation." 2036 01:27:33,200 --> 01:27:34,200 "It's a real simulation." 2037 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:37,200 "Alright, stop for a second and show me what's on the screen because there's an awful lot of stuff going on." 2038 01:27:37,200 --> 01:27:38,200 "Okay." 2039 01:27:38,200 --> 01:27:40,200 "Start with the upper right, and what's that telling me?" 2040 01:27:40,200 --> 01:27:42,200 "That's where that displays all your different weapon systems." 2041 01:27:42,200 --> 01:27:46,200 "So we have particle cannons, and missiles, and lasers." 2042 01:27:46,200 --> 01:27:48,200 "So the weapon's available to me on this particular mech." 2043 01:27:48,200 --> 01:27:49,200 "Bottom right is me?" 2044 01:27:49,200 --> 01:27:50,200 "Exactly." 2045 01:27:50,200 --> 01:27:54,200 "Exactly. Bottom right is me. I'm invulnerable, so I'm not taking any damage right now." 2046 01:27:54,200 --> 01:27:56,200 "Okay. Bottom left is the bad guy I'm going after." 2047 01:27:56,200 --> 01:27:57,200 "Exactly. And I'm targeting him right now." 2048 01:27:57,200 --> 01:27:59,200 "And yellow means he's been damaged in that part." 2049 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:00,200 "Exactly." 2050 01:28:00,200 --> 01:28:01,200 "Right." 2051 01:28:01,200 --> 01:28:02,200 "And upper left is my radar view." 2052 01:28:02,200 --> 01:28:16,200 "Look at this. They're having to pan across a fucking CRT display because they can't... there's no way of routing the image to their own broadcasting device." 2053 01:28:16,200 --> 01:28:21,200 "So we're literally seeing just bits of the screen. It's very confusing. Very, very confusing." 2054 01:28:21,200 --> 01:28:25,200 "Radar view, and you can bring this full screen, or you can remove it from the screen." 2055 01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,200 "It's really up to you." 2056 01:28:27,200 --> 01:28:30,200 "Okay, now, MechWarrior, you're playing against the computer right now." 2057 01:28:30,200 --> 01:28:31,200 "Right." 2058 01:28:31,200 --> 01:28:33,200 "But you actually have an ability on this with two guys to play over a modem, right?" 2059 01:28:33,200 --> 01:28:38,200 "Exactly. Exactly. You can play head-to-head over a local area network, or you can play modem-to-modem." 2060 01:28:38,200 --> 01:28:42,200 "And under development right now is an eight-player, multiplayer game." 2061 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:45,200 "So it's a lot of fun. It's a great game." 2062 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:48,200 "All right, take me to the top of the game and show me how you picked the MechWarrior." 2063 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:54,200 "Big, big, big, big welcome there to Paddy O'Kearney in the chat who says, 'Is this MechWarrior 2?'" 2064 01:28:54,200 --> 01:28:58,200 "I wanna say congratulations, Paddy O'Kearney." 2065 01:28:58,200 --> 01:29:01,200 "You've got it right. It is MechWarrior 2." 2066 01:29:01,200 --> 01:29:06,200 "And it's amazing to see people just joining the stream and knowing what the hell this game is." 2067 01:29:06,200 --> 01:29:07,200 "Because I've never seen it before." 2068 01:29:07,200 --> 01:29:10,200 "It looks like a clunky old chunk of blocks." 2069 01:29:11,200 --> 01:29:15,200 "A clunky old chunk of blocks on a fucking planet you don't wanna be on." 2070 01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:18,200 "That's what the working title of the game was." 2071 01:29:18,200 --> 01:29:23,200 "But they eventually fucking pared it down into the diamond title that was MechWarrior 2." 2072 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:25,200 "And it sold millions." 2073 01:29:25,200 --> 01:29:27,200 "We design your robot because this is not just shoot 'em up." 2074 01:29:27,200 --> 01:29:31,200 "I mean there's strategy to figuring out what kind of machine is gonna win in this environment." 2075 01:29:31,200 --> 01:29:33,200 "Absolutely. In fact there's a lot of strategy involved." 2076 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:37,200 "You might have noticed that some of the other mechs in this mission were actually using their jump jets." 2077 01:29:37,200 --> 01:29:39,200 "To try to jump on top of your head." 2078 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:41,200 "So there's full aerial combat in the game." 2079 01:29:41,200 --> 01:29:45,200 "Do I want to decide do I want jump jets in my MechWarrior or some other tool depending on who I'm fighting and where I'm playing?" 2080 01:29:45,200 --> 01:29:51,200 "Exactly. I'm gonna take us back to our home planet right now and I'll take you into the MechPlant where the MechWarrior can choose." 2081 01:29:51,200 --> 01:29:53,200 "And Stuart just looking back and forth there to check up." 2082 01:29:53,200 --> 01:29:59,200 "Because I have the idea here that Stuart really doesn't care what he's talking about." 2083 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:04,200 "So he has to look for visual cues to make sure he's actually still on the right track." 2084 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,200 "And he's looking over at your man." 2085 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:10,200 "I want jump jets in my MechWarrior or some other tool depending on who I'm fighting and where I'm playing." 2086 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,200 "Exactly. I'm gonna take his back." 2087 01:30:12,200 --> 01:30:13,200 "Those eyes there." 2088 01:30:13,200 --> 01:30:15,200 "And then watch he'll look away again." 2089 01:30:15,200 --> 01:30:16,200 "Back to our home." 2090 01:30:16,200 --> 01:30:17,200 "And then wait." 2091 01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:20,200 "He's gonna look back again for it just to make sure everything's going okay." 2092 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:21,200 "Home planet right." 2093 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,200 "And there we go. Home planet." 2094 01:30:23,200 --> 01:30:28,200 "And I'll take you into the MechPlant where the MechWarrior can choose which Mech he wants to go into battle in." 2095 01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:34,200 "He's already grabbing. He's grabbing stuff because he knows that he's not interested and he wants to just move on." 2096 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:38,200 "But hopefully we can get some great content out of this MechWarrior game." 2097 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,200 "There's 16 different mechs in the game." 2098 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:44,200 "And all you have to do is just cycle through these different mechs." 2099 01:30:44,200 --> 01:30:46,200 "It's like Metal Gear Solid." 2100 01:30:46,200 --> 01:30:50,200 "They needn't have even made Metal Gear Solid after this." 2101 01:30:50,200 --> 01:30:54,200 "A nuclear equipped walking battle tank." 2102 01:30:54,200 --> 01:30:55,200 "A bipedal robot." 2103 01:30:55,200 --> 01:30:57,200 "It's got a gun, rail arm." 2104 01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:59,200 "It's got two leggings on it." 2105 01:30:59,200 --> 01:31:03,200 "I wonder did they rip this off from Kojima?" 2106 01:31:03,200 --> 01:31:04,200 "And it's called Mad Dog." 2107 01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:07,200 "I wonder did Johnny Adair have anything to do with it?" 2108 01:31:07,200 --> 01:31:09,200 "I mean it is orange." 2109 01:31:09,200 --> 01:31:11,200 "The machine is orange." 2110 01:31:11,200 --> 01:31:23,200 "So we don't know. But if anybody, if Johnny if you are watching drop us a like or a share or even a comment in the box and we'll be sure to figure out what's going on." 2111 01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,200 "Callsign of this thing is Freebird Toad Mad Dog." 2112 01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:35,200 "And you can use the interface to actually swap out which engine type you have, what type of weapons you have, which type of mech you have, heat sinks, you name it, it can be changed." 2113 01:31:35,200 --> 01:31:37,200 "Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..." 2114 01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:39,200 "It's got a 6666. But it always plays better on a Pantheon." 2115 01:31:39,200 --> 01:31:40,200 "Right, thanks." 2116 01:31:40,200 --> 01:31:41,200 "Get to fuck you serious." 2117 01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:46,200 "Let's have a listen to that now again. It's a little shlugnik5. Thank you very much." 2118 01:31:46,200 --> 01:31:49,200 "An inhale thigh grab." 2119 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:56,200 "Oi Francis," says Barry, "click this link, YouTube, for some frank butcher action. I know you'll love it." 2120 01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,200 "Come on West Ham, I know you'll love it." 2121 01:31:58,200 --> 01:32:02,200 "Let's just see there now, because I've got the links open on a different display." 2122 01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:07,200 "Technovikin, smoke in the reefer, it looks like a great meme video." 2123 01:32:07,200 --> 01:32:10,200 "I can't open it right here, right now." 2124 01:32:10,200 --> 01:32:15,200 "But I will endeavour to get to open it at some point in the stream." 2125 01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:18,200 "But right now I want to know what the hell's going on with MechWarrior." 2126 01:32:18,200 --> 01:32:21,200 "That last, this cheeky little last question." 2127 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:25,200 "Which gets asked here to your man, whatever his name is." 2128 01:32:25,200 --> 01:32:26,200 "His name, a slipman." 2129 01:32:26,200 --> 01:32:31,200 "Look, what I've just seen here, down at the bottom right hand corner of the screen." 2130 01:32:31,200 --> 01:32:33,200 "Look at the cursor guys." 2131 01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:36,200 "He's going for the same thigh grab technique." 2132 01:32:36,200 --> 01:32:41,200 "But it's a little bit more conservative than the fella who was touching up his groin." 2133 01:32:41,200 --> 01:32:44,200 "While talking to Shafé, good good or whatever." 2134 01:32:44,200 --> 01:32:50,200 "Let's get a timecode for this, it's 1447." 2135 01:32:50,200 --> 01:32:54,200 "Let's go back and have a look at your man again who says we did a good good." 2136 01:32:54,200 --> 01:32:57,200 "Because that was something else." 2137 01:32:57,200 --> 01:32:59,200 "Here we go, here we go, here we go." 2138 01:32:59,200 --> 01:33:02,200 "Haha, it was actually two years prior to OJ." 2139 01:33:02,200 --> 01:33:03,200 "Oh, alright." 2140 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:04,200 "So we got a good, good..." 2141 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:05,200 "Thank you very much." 2142 01:33:05,200 --> 01:33:07,200 "And then we go back into 1446." 2143 01:33:07,200 --> 01:33:08,200 "And then we go back into 46." 2144 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:09,200 "And all you have to do is to cycle through these different..." 2145 01:33:09,200 --> 01:33:10,200 "For MechWarrior 2 is..." 2146 01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:11,200 "4660." 2147 01:33:11,200 --> 01:33:12,200 "And then..." 2148 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:13,200 "66." 2149 01:33:13,200 --> 01:33:14,200 "66." 2150 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:14,200 "Okay." 2151 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:17,200 "Mack you have, heat sinks, you name it, it can be changed." 2152 01:33:17,200 --> 01:33:19,200 "Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..." 2153 01:33:19,200 --> 01:33:20,200 "4666." 2154 01:33:20,200 --> 01:33:21,200 "4666." 2155 01:33:21,200 --> 01:33:22,200 "Okay." 2156 01:33:22,200 --> 01:33:23,200 "What does that mean?" 2157 01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,200 "Minimum hardware for MechWarrior 2 is..." 2158 01:33:25,200 --> 01:33:28,200 "4666." 2159 01:33:28,200 --> 01:33:30,200 "What does that mean?" 2160 01:33:30,200 --> 01:33:32,200 "Is that your processor?" 2161 01:33:32,200 --> 01:33:34,200 "Is that the name of a brand of a computer at the time?" 2162 01:33:34,200 --> 01:33:35,200 "I'm not sure." 2163 01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,200 "It's a CPU, so it's an AMD CPU," says Dark Legioner. 2164 01:33:38,200 --> 01:33:39,200 "Thank you very much." 2165 01:33:39,200 --> 01:33:40,200 "And leg fend." 2166 01:33:40,200 --> 01:33:42,200 "Mech history is complicated." 2167 01:33:42,200 --> 01:33:47,200 "Even Transformers and how they relate to the trad Japanese robo jobs is complex." 2168 01:33:47,200 --> 01:33:49,200 "Thanks very much for the tip." 2169 01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:51,200 "What plays better on a Pantheon?" 2170 01:33:51,200 --> 01:33:52,200 "Right, thanks Josh." 2171 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:53,200 "Thank you." 2172 01:33:53,200 --> 01:33:54,200 "Alright, sometimes it's..." 2173 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,200 "We just need to have a little look good good one more time." 2174 01:33:56,200 --> 01:34:00,200 "People are probably going to say this isn't right, why did you do that?" 2175 01:34:00,200 --> 01:34:02,200 "You kept looking at it, it's not fair." 2176 01:34:02,200 --> 01:34:04,200 "But I mean, it was in the past." 2177 01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:06,200 "It was actually two years prior to OJ." 2178 01:34:06,200 --> 01:34:07,200 "Alright." 2179 01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:08,200 "We got a good, good..." 2180 01:34:08,200 --> 01:34:09,200 "Thank you very much." 2181 01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:11,200 "But it always plays better on a Pantheon." 2182 01:34:11,200 --> 01:34:12,200 "Right, thanks Josh." 2183 01:34:12,200 --> 01:34:13,200 "Thank you." 2184 01:34:13,200 --> 01:34:14,200 "Alright, sometimes it's fun..." 2185 01:34:14,200 --> 01:34:16,200 "It'd be great to just keep flicking between the two boys there." 2186 01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:17,200 "The play again..." 2187 01:34:17,200 --> 01:34:18,200 "Which..." 2188 01:34:18,200 --> 01:34:19,200 "1446." 2189 01:34:19,200 --> 01:34:20,200 "I don't want a Pantheon." 2190 01:34:20,200 --> 01:34:21,200 "Thank you." 2191 01:34:21,200 --> 01:34:22,200 "Alright, sometimes it's fun to play a game against..." 2192 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:23,200 "We got a good, good." 2193 01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:25,200 "I have to ask you, was this inspired by the OJ driver?" 2194 01:34:25,200 --> 01:34:26,200 "Haha." 2195 01:34:26,200 --> 01:34:27,200 "It was actually two years..." 2196 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:28,200 "Alright, I have to ask you..." 2197 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:33,200 "Alright, I have to ask you, was this originally made by OJ Simpson?" 2198 01:34:33,200 --> 01:34:34,200 "Haha." 2199 01:34:34,200 --> 01:34:35,200 "Thanks for the tip." 2200 01:34:35,200 --> 01:34:36,200 "It actually wasn't. 2201 01:34:36,200 --> 01:34:41,200 "Two years before OJ made his video game about how he didn't kill someone, we made this." 2202 01:34:41,200 --> 01:34:42,200 "We did a good, good." 2203 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,200 "Was this inspired by the OJ driver?" 2204 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,200 "Haha." 2205 01:34:46,200 --> 01:34:50,200 "It was actually two years prior to OJ, so we got a good..." 2206 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:51,200 "Thank you very much, Mike." 2207 01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,200 "Alright, with the advent of Windows..." 2208 01:34:53,200 --> 01:34:57,200 "Turn on your modem and take on other players from around the world." 2209 01:34:57,200 --> 01:35:03,200 "The Imagination Network, founded by Sierra Online, is a dedicated network for gamers." 2210 01:35:03,200 --> 01:35:12,200 "There are all sorts of game players: computer game players, social players, and people who love to compete at any time, in person or in cyberspace." 2211 01:35:12,200 --> 01:35:22,200 "Sue Maranucci's job and family come first, but she has found a way to keep playing with some of her favorite adventure games with other like-minded players through an online service called The Imagination." 2212 01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:23,200 "Wow!" 2213 01:35:23,200 --> 01:35:28,200 "You get to meet a lot of people online, and you learn a lot about-" 2214 01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:33,200 "Sue Maranucci! I gotta tell you something about Sue Maranucci." 2215 01:35:33,200 --> 01:35:41,200 "Hey, that fuck, that Sue Maranucci, she came round the other night, tried to load this imagination shit on my DOS box." 2216 01:35:41,200 --> 01:35:46,200 "I said, 'Hey, get out of here, Sue." 2217 01:35:46,200 --> 01:35:51,200 "So sue me, Maranucci." 2218 01:35:51,200 --> 01:36:01,200 "Hey, Nuch! Hey Maranucci! What about that imagination network you got going over there?" 2219 01:36:01,200 --> 01:36:11,200 "Frankie said your story checks out! I got a DOS box over there, takes a three and a half inch floppy. How about you load up that imagination shit on there?" 2220 01:36:11,200 --> 01:36:17,200 "And we start imagining together, Sue Maranucci." 2221 01:36:17,200 --> 01:36:27,200 "Let's just go back there again. Sue Maranucci, gotta hand it to Sue Maranucci. She came out of the fucking nowhere zone with an amazing Super Bowl haircut. It was the haircut that broke a thousand- 2222 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:29,200 Computer game players, social- 2223 01:36:29,200 --> 01:36:31,200 Computer game players, social- 2224 01:36:31,200 --> 01:36:43,200 Computer game players, social network, and people who love to compete at any time, in person or in cyberspace. Sue Maranucci's job and family come first, but she has found- 2225 01:36:43,200 --> 01:36:47,200 *laughs* Fisty Mart! 2226 01:36:47,200 --> 01:36:49,200 Fucking, uh, Tommy Cooper! 2227 01:36:49,200 --> 01:36:51,200 *laughs* Tommy Cooper! 2228 01:36:51,200 --> 01:36:53,200 *laughs* 2229 01:36:53,200 --> 01:36:54,200 *laughs* 2230 01:36:54,200 --> 01:36:56,780 I mean, I would, at this stage there, Fisty Mart, 2231 01:36:56,880 --> 01:37:02,440 I would like to look for a PNG transparent background image of a fez to put on. 2232 01:37:03,020 --> 01:37:04,800 But would that be taking it too far? 2233 01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:09,840 Is that taking things into the realm of, ah, come on now, that's not fair. 2234 01:37:10,520 --> 01:37:12,300 Or is there a license to do this? 2235 01:37:12,300 --> 01:37:14,820 You know, it's 1995 this was made. 2236 01:37:15,560 --> 01:37:18,860 Are we allowed to put the fucking fez on and say, yes, 2237 01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:22,340 it could look a little bit like Tommy Cooper? 2238 01:37:23,260 --> 01:37:24,300 It would be funny. 2239 01:37:26,120 --> 01:37:29,460 Let's just, we'll roll with the punches there, and while that's rolling, 2240 01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:30,800 I'll just fucking get... 2241 01:37:30,800 --> 01:37:37,980 You get to meet a lot of people online, and you learn a lot about people all over the country here. 2242 01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:43,800 And it's just kind of neat, you just, playing and talking, 2243 01:37:44,060 --> 01:37:47,080 and the interaction itself is what makes it worth it. 2244 01:37:47,560 --> 01:37:48,860 It's just so much fun. 2245 01:37:49,120 --> 01:37:52,640 The Imagination Network is divided into five game categories, 2246 01:37:52,780 --> 01:37:53,640 called Lands. 2247 01:37:54,160 --> 01:37:56,320 There's Medieval Land for adventure games, 2248 01:37:56,720 --> 01:37:58,060 Sierra Land for kids, 2249 01:37:58,480 --> 01:38:00,500 and Casino Land for virtual gambling. 2250 01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:04,180 To join, a new player establishes a graphic identity, 2251 01:38:04,600 --> 01:38:06,840 choosing sex, facial type, and hairstyle. 2252 01:38:07,580 --> 01:38:08,800 After choosing a nickname, 2253 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:10,640 so you can join ongoing games, 2254 01:38:10,740 --> 01:38:11,740 or look for part... 2255 01:38:11,740 --> 01:38:12,700 Hairstyle. 2256 01:38:12,900 --> 01:38:15,080 You have selected Super Bowl. 2257 01:38:15,080 --> 01:38:19,500 You have selected Tommy Cooper Bowl. 2258 01:38:19,500 --> 01:38:23,240 four-player game, and it was owned by... 2259 01:38:23,240 --> 01:38:24,740 ...on pushing the edge with... 2260 01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:26,480 ...and talking, and... 2261 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:28,480 ...this game, I guess it was 15 years ago now. 2262 01:38:28,500 --> 01:38:29,520 And I'll just get that fez patch. 2263 01:38:29,520 --> 01:38:31,860 And they keep on pushing the edge with every new game. 2264 01:38:31,960 --> 01:38:34,380 Roberta's newest game is called Phantasmagoria, 2265 01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:36,840 and I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game. 2266 01:38:36,920 --> 01:38:39,200 I think it's the great interface for a role-playing game. 2267 01:38:39,260 --> 01:38:40,700 I really feel like I'm inside the game. 2268 01:38:40,800 --> 01:38:41,100 Do you? 2269 01:38:41,160 --> 01:38:42,840 Tell us, first of all, what's the story of the game, 2270 01:38:42,880 --> 01:38:43,520 so we can set it up? 2271 01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,460 Okay, you play the role of Adrienne Delaney, 2272 01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:46,720 who you can see standing there. 2273 01:38:47,100 --> 01:38:49,220 And her and her husband have just moved into this 2274 01:38:49,220 --> 01:38:50,660 kind of old haunted house 2275 01:38:50,660 --> 01:38:53,220 that was owned by a magician over 100 years before. 2276 01:38:53,420 --> 01:38:55,080 So a lot of weird stuff goes on in this house. 2277 01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:56,000 Yes, there's an evil in this house, 2278 01:38:56,000 --> 01:38:58,440 and it has taken over her husband. 2279 01:38:58,460 --> 01:39:00,840 Why when you search for a PNG of a hat, 2280 01:39:01,080 --> 01:39:02,380 and then you download the PNG, 2281 01:39:02,560 --> 01:39:04,040 there's that checkerboard in the background. 2282 01:39:04,420 --> 01:39:05,520 Why do they do that? 2283 01:39:05,960 --> 01:39:08,960 Why don't they say, no, it's not a transparent image, 2284 01:39:09,000 --> 01:39:11,400 it's just a pretend one with checkerboard in the background. 2285 01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:13,400 Fuck me, man. 2286 01:39:13,460 --> 01:39:15,800 You'd spend all day looking for the right one as well. 2287 01:39:16,680 --> 01:39:17,280 We go here. 2288 01:39:18,100 --> 01:39:18,940 Maybe... 2289 01:39:18,940 --> 01:39:20,920 Play that, play that again. 2290 01:39:21,500 --> 01:39:22,200 Thanks for the tip. 2291 01:39:22,860 --> 01:39:26,280 I want to say big, big thank you to Jar Kiki Jar. 2292 01:39:27,360 --> 01:39:28,120 Just like that. 2293 01:39:28,340 --> 01:39:29,580 Robbie Brothers, thank you very much. 2294 01:39:29,660 --> 01:39:30,280 John Shox. 2295 01:39:31,420 --> 01:39:32,500 Thank you very much, John. 2296 01:39:32,560 --> 01:39:33,540 I hope you're doing well. 2297 01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:35,060 And Thigh Grab Infinity. 2298 01:39:35,720 --> 01:39:36,940 Somebody has tipped in, 2299 01:39:37,060 --> 01:39:38,440 and their name is Thigh Grab Infinity. 2300 01:39:38,580 --> 01:39:39,100 Leg Fend. 2301 01:39:39,260 --> 01:39:40,460 Mech History is Complicated. 2302 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:41,700 Oh, yeah, we read that one as well. 2303 01:39:41,820 --> 01:39:43,480 And the Japanese Robo Jab Boys. 2304 01:39:43,940 --> 01:39:46,100 Scumbelina, they want you to go to the site and see the ads. 2305 01:39:46,600 --> 01:39:48,480 They do want to do that. 2306 01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:50,080 Let's have a little look here now 2307 01:39:50,080 --> 01:39:52,300 and see if we can do it without having to go into the 2308 01:39:52,300 --> 01:39:53,340 the adverts. 2309 01:39:54,300 --> 01:39:58,740 There's a rake of different Fez options on offer and on display. 2310 01:39:59,840 --> 01:40:00,700 Visit site. 2311 01:40:01,320 --> 01:40:04,300 It's a stock picture of a Fez. 2312 01:40:05,440 --> 01:40:06,400 It doesn't have to go. 2313 01:40:06,900 --> 01:40:07,280 Look. 2314 01:40:08,700 --> 01:40:09,560 It's a free download. 2315 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:10,340 Free download. 2316 01:40:10,600 --> 01:40:11,860 Then you have to log in with an email. 2317 01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:12,440 Fuck that. 2318 01:40:12,700 --> 01:40:14,360 We'll just keep rolling with the punches, lads. 2319 01:40:14,620 --> 01:40:14,800 All right. 2320 01:40:14,840 --> 01:40:16,680 So we've jumped ahead way near the end of the game. 2321 01:40:16,740 --> 01:40:17,580 We're at the chapter seven. 2322 01:40:17,700 --> 01:40:19,140 It's a seven CD game, right? 2323 01:40:19,200 --> 01:40:19,460 That's right. 2324 01:40:19,980 --> 01:40:25,420 And she now knows that her husband is possessed by this evil entity, and she wants to get out 2325 01:40:25,420 --> 01:40:25,640 of there. 2326 01:40:26,160 --> 01:40:28,820 So I can direct her to leave. 2327 01:40:28,820 --> 01:40:34,840 But at the beginning of chapter seven, the house is also being taken over by this evil. 2328 01:40:35,160 --> 01:40:38,420 So she tries to leave and the house let her open the doors. 2329 01:40:38,900 --> 01:40:39,340 That's right. 2330 01:40:39,700 --> 01:40:46,380 Just thought about how you could make one of these games kind of easy enough now, just using 2331 01:40:46,380 --> 01:40:49,420 the green screen and then making some rubbish backgrounds. 2332 01:40:50,060 --> 01:40:52,000 And it's just like go left or go right. 2333 01:40:52,120 --> 01:40:56,620 And it's a bit like nightmare as well, where you've got a knapsack and you can't see where 2334 01:40:56,620 --> 01:40:57,060 you're going. 2335 01:40:57,240 --> 01:40:59,040 But that's just a thought for another time. 2336 01:40:59,200 --> 01:41:00,040 It is locked her in. 2337 01:41:00,260 --> 01:41:03,200 And again, what happens is, I mean, things change during the course of the game. 2338 01:41:03,300 --> 01:41:06,540 Obviously, something that goes on in the room at one point, the room may act differently 2339 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,360 later on in the game. 2340 01:41:07,480 --> 01:41:07,940 That's right. 2341 01:41:07,940 --> 01:41:11,060 And you can also go out and explore the island, surrounding island. 2342 01:41:11,200 --> 01:41:14,080 And there's a town and shops and townspeople that you can meet. 2343 01:41:14,120 --> 01:41:15,180 And it's a huge house, too. 2344 01:41:15,240 --> 01:41:16,580 Lots of floors and lots of rooms. 2345 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,640 Secret passages and hidden rooms. 2346 01:41:18,860 --> 01:41:19,000 All right. 2347 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:19,760 So what is she doing now? 2348 01:41:20,120 --> 01:41:22,660 Well, now she has a hammer in her inventory. 2349 01:41:23,540 --> 01:41:26,680 And this is one of the few places in the game where she's sort of decided on her own. 2350 01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:29,760 Normally, we would have said, oh, let's take the hammer and try to break the glass to get 2351 01:41:29,760 --> 01:41:30,280 out of the house. 2352 01:41:30,360 --> 01:41:34,120 But in this case, for plot reasons, she's going to try to break the glass. 2353 01:41:34,180 --> 01:41:34,860 She can't get out. 2354 01:41:35,460 --> 01:41:37,020 We wanted to make that obvious to the player. 2355 01:41:37,020 --> 01:41:37,380 Wow. 2356 01:41:37,380 --> 01:41:38,380 Unbelievable. 2357 01:41:38,380 --> 01:41:39,400 She knows something's bad. 2358 01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:39,920 That's right. 2359 01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:42,800 Unbelievable MIDI keyboard work there. 2360 01:41:43,520 --> 01:41:45,580 Vincent Brown, a non-transparent thigh grab. 2361 01:41:45,660 --> 01:41:46,300 Thanks very much. 2362 01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:50,460 So I'm going to cut this short a little bit so we can see a little bit more. 2363 01:41:50,460 --> 01:41:50,800 Thank God. 2364 01:41:51,500 --> 01:41:52,720 I'm going to take her upstairs. 2365 01:41:52,720 --> 01:41:54,060 And we're going to meet her husband. 2366 01:41:54,640 --> 01:41:54,800 Okay. 2367 01:41:54,880 --> 01:41:56,720 Because I just happen to know where her husband is. 2368 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,320 Thanks for the tip. 2369 01:41:57,320 --> 01:42:00,560 This is a year before Resident Evil came out on the PlayStation. 2370 01:42:00,820 --> 01:42:01,880 Thanks very much, Vincent Brown. 2371 01:42:02,100 --> 01:42:02,560 Look at it. 2372 01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:04,640 And look at the difference. 2373 01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:07,260 I mean, the jump, the leap. 2374 01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:09,840 You just happen to wonder how you knew. 2375 01:42:09,980 --> 01:42:12,800 And we can see how crazy he has really become. 2376 01:42:12,800 --> 01:42:14,680 Can we do the disc swap here so we get to the next scene? 2377 01:42:14,680 --> 01:42:15,000 Not yet. 2378 01:42:15,160 --> 01:42:15,420 Okay. 2379 01:42:15,840 --> 01:42:16,240 Almost. 2380 01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:19,020 I'm going to hurry her up. 2381 01:42:19,100 --> 01:42:22,780 If you hit the fast forward here, you can hurry her up the stairs. 2382 01:42:22,880 --> 01:42:24,260 Otherwise, you get to watch her walk. 2383 01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:25,260 Okay. 2384 01:42:25,340 --> 01:42:27,340 So she's going into the room where her husband is. 2385 01:42:27,340 --> 01:42:27,460 Yes. 2386 01:42:27,780 --> 01:42:29,240 And he used to be a nice guy. 2387 01:42:29,320 --> 01:42:30,100 He used to be a nice guy. 2388 01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:30,620 He was good. 2389 01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:31,380 He was a good guy. 2390 01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:31,880 Yes. 2391 01:42:32,040 --> 01:42:34,080 Oh, he was a very nice guy at the beginning of the game. 2392 01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:36,800 He was a normal husband and, you know, very loving. 2393 01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,980 And then he stopped loving her, right? 2394 01:42:39,860 --> 01:42:41,740 He lost interest in a relationship, right? 2395 01:42:41,760 --> 01:42:42,460 What else did he do? 2396 01:42:42,880 --> 01:42:45,380 He's totally snapped at this point. 2397 01:42:45,660 --> 01:42:47,280 And he is really out to kill her. 2398 01:42:47,280 --> 01:42:49,280 While this is loading up, let me just ask you a second. 2399 01:42:49,460 --> 01:42:50,240 That's just disgusting. 2400 01:42:50,240 --> 01:42:52,120 As a game programmer, I mean, what's the next step? 2401 01:42:52,200 --> 01:42:53,380 I mean, you keep on pushing and pushing. 2402 01:42:53,480 --> 01:42:54,220 The stuff gets better and better. 2403 01:42:54,440 --> 01:42:56,140 What's the thing you'd like to be able to do now? 2404 01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:59,180 There was no next step after this because where could it go? 2405 01:42:59,500 --> 01:43:00,500 It couldn't go anywhere. 2406 01:43:00,840 --> 01:43:05,000 No one was interested in it at the time and no one's interested in it now. 2407 01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:10,020 Even in a retrospective, ironic kind of, ha-ha, look at how shit it is kind of vibe, 2408 01:43:10,580 --> 01:43:12,080 you wouldn't even be arsed playing it. 2409 01:43:12,720 --> 01:43:15,900 It's absolute non-entitiesville. 2410 01:43:16,240 --> 01:43:23,080 And I wonder if they managed to forge and create a solid career in the gaming world after this. 2411 01:43:23,480 --> 01:43:26,480 It would be interesting to see what her plans are for the future. 2412 01:43:26,980 --> 01:43:31,480 Well, I think what I'm going to do is try to do an adventure game. 2413 01:43:31,620 --> 01:43:32,840 Doesn't sound too sure. 2414 01:43:33,840 --> 01:43:34,500 Inventor game. 2415 01:43:34,660 --> 01:43:35,860 Never heard of that. 2416 01:43:35,980 --> 01:43:37,020 That's not even a genre. 2417 01:43:37,220 --> 01:43:38,980 Let's just go back to the beginning of that again. 2418 01:43:39,220 --> 01:43:46,220 Well, I think what I'm going to do is try to do an adventure game with all a 3D moving world. 2419 01:43:46,460 --> 01:43:48,760 A total 3D simulated moving world. 2420 01:43:48,860 --> 01:43:49,060 Yeah. 2421 01:43:49,600 --> 01:43:50,520 But third person. 2422 01:43:50,640 --> 01:43:51,640 I'm going to see if I can do that. 2423 01:43:51,660 --> 01:43:51,900 Wow. 2424 01:43:52,000 --> 01:43:52,380 That'd be interesting. 2425 01:43:52,380 --> 01:43:53,400 And that's going to be the next thing. 2426 01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:54,220 What a lie. 2427 01:43:54,420 --> 01:43:54,980 And look at him. 2428 01:43:55,020 --> 01:43:57,500 He's beginning to talk before she's finished her sentence. 2429 01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:59,600 It's a classic Shafé move. 2430 01:44:00,120 --> 01:44:02,420 We're going to go back and rewind and just see it again. 2431 01:44:02,740 --> 01:44:04,600 He's already moved on. 2432 01:44:04,700 --> 01:44:07,180 In his mind, she's still talking. 2433 01:44:07,300 --> 01:44:09,260 But in his mind, it's just get it done. 2434 01:44:09,480 --> 01:44:10,200 Get it over with. 2435 01:44:10,820 --> 01:44:11,020 Okay. 2436 01:44:11,080 --> 01:44:11,280 What's. 2437 01:44:11,380 --> 01:44:11,560 Yeah. 2438 01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,000 But third person. 2439 01:44:13,160 --> 01:44:13,460 I'm going to see if I can do that. 2440 01:44:13,460 --> 01:44:14,100 Thanks for the tip. 2441 01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:14,340 Wow. 2442 01:44:14,460 --> 01:44:15,860 And that's going to be the next thing. 2443 01:44:15,980 --> 01:44:16,140 Okay. 2444 01:44:16,180 --> 01:44:16,560 What's happening? 2445 01:44:17,600 --> 01:44:17,960 Sorry. 2446 01:44:18,220 --> 01:44:19,180 Thank you very much there. 2447 01:44:19,340 --> 01:44:20,160 See Tatsu. 2448 01:44:20,320 --> 01:44:20,920 Thank you very much. 2449 01:44:21,020 --> 01:44:21,580 Let's have a look. 2450 01:44:21,760 --> 01:44:22,120 Somebody. 2451 01:44:22,420 --> 01:44:26,600 Vincent Brown said, you miss your facing phantasmagoria at the start of the segment. 2452 01:44:26,760 --> 01:44:27,560 Don't worry, Vincent. 2453 01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:28,740 And thank you very much. 2454 01:44:28,800 --> 01:44:30,000 We are going to go back and see that. 2455 01:44:30,000 --> 01:44:34,940 I just want to see this little bit here where he lies about saying, wow, and it's amazing. 2456 01:44:35,520 --> 01:44:36,300 And then moves on. 2457 01:44:36,420 --> 01:44:38,580 Also, look at the state of the fucking laptop. 2458 01:44:39,060 --> 01:44:40,400 Seven CD game. 2459 01:44:40,400 --> 01:44:42,840 Just for scale. 2460 01:44:43,080 --> 01:44:45,360 And you're thinking about Final Fantasy 3. 2461 01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:47,220 That's a lot of game for the book. 2462 01:44:47,580 --> 01:44:47,860 Do you know? 2463 01:44:48,480 --> 01:44:49,340 This looks rubbish. 2464 01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,200 Resident Evil 2. 2465 01:44:51,320 --> 01:44:51,940 Two CDs. 2466 01:44:52,120 --> 01:44:52,880 Metal Gear Solid. 2467 01:44:53,020 --> 01:44:53,660 Two CDs. 2468 01:44:54,560 --> 01:44:56,220 Seven CDs for this. 2469 01:44:57,800 --> 01:45:01,080 You're going to have to fucking up the ante, I'm afraid. 2470 01:45:01,180 --> 01:45:03,380 There's nothing that's going to make me want to play that. 2471 01:45:03,460 --> 01:45:04,420 Here I'm a third person. 2472 01:45:04,560 --> 01:45:05,560 I'm going to see if I can do that. 2473 01:45:05,580 --> 01:45:05,800 Wow. 2474 01:45:05,920 --> 01:45:07,320 And that's going to be the next thing. 2475 01:45:07,460 --> 01:45:07,620 Okay. 2476 01:45:07,620 --> 01:45:08,300 What's happening here? 2477 01:45:08,400 --> 01:45:10,020 Well, that would be interesting. 2478 01:45:10,220 --> 01:45:13,020 He let her say what she was going to say, but he's not arsed. 2479 01:45:13,840 --> 01:45:14,580 But third person. 2480 01:45:14,700 --> 01:45:15,700 I'm going to see if I can do that. 2481 01:45:15,740 --> 01:45:15,960 Wow. 2482 01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:16,460 That would be interesting. 2483 01:45:16,460 --> 01:45:17,460 And that's going to be the next thing. 2484 01:45:17,540 --> 01:45:17,740 Okay. 2485 01:45:17,760 --> 01:45:18,460 What's happening here? 2486 01:45:18,500 --> 01:45:21,240 Well, here I'm going to fast forward because we don't really have time. 2487 01:45:21,320 --> 01:45:23,200 What I want to do is start the chase. 2488 01:45:23,300 --> 01:45:25,380 The husband has come in and met her. 2489 01:45:26,600 --> 01:45:32,760 So the husband in this game is a Draculaistic skinny, long, tall man. 2490 01:45:32,760 --> 01:45:33,760 And he's gone crazy. 2491 01:45:33,760 --> 01:45:35,640 And he's gone crazy. 2492 01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:36,380 We don't know why. 2493 01:45:36,380 --> 01:45:37,720 We don't know what the backstory is. 2494 01:45:37,800 --> 01:45:38,700 But I mean, who cares? 2495 01:45:38,880 --> 01:45:40,160 At this stage, Gav Lyons. 2496 01:45:40,220 --> 01:45:41,200 Thank you very, very much. 2497 01:45:41,260 --> 01:45:42,300 I hope you're doing well, Gav. 2498 01:45:43,040 --> 01:45:48,980 We don't know why this man has turned into a Draculaistic, vampiric monster of the house. 2499 01:45:49,280 --> 01:45:51,700 But he's a home wrecking daddy. 2500 01:45:52,700 --> 01:45:54,660 And we're going to see what happens next. 2501 01:45:54,840 --> 01:45:55,860 Crazy is going to kill her. 2502 01:45:55,960 --> 01:45:56,240 Just sorry. 2503 01:45:56,300 --> 01:45:58,520 There's a bit of a trigger warning here for anyone. 2504 01:45:58,780 --> 01:46:01,640 It looks like there's a bit of a domestic scenario going on. 2505 01:46:01,820 --> 01:46:04,420 And also Gloria has just said he is going to kill her. 2506 01:46:04,720 --> 01:46:06,400 So let's just see how this plays out. 2507 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:09,260 Hopefully it's not going to be an edgy trip for any of us. 2508 01:46:09,860 --> 01:46:12,260 Now at this point, the game goes very quickly. 2509 01:46:12,420 --> 01:46:14,180 And you have 10 seconds to make your choices. 2510 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:18,220 Here is a bottle of sulfuric acid that you happen to know. 2511 01:46:18,220 --> 01:46:20,760 Would this game be for kids? 2512 01:46:21,440 --> 01:46:22,800 And would it be released today? 2513 01:46:23,420 --> 01:46:29,060 I mean, even now it looks quite visceral and just seven CDs, you know? 2514 01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:32,480 I'm not going to go five CDs to fucking play this. 2515 01:46:33,900 --> 01:46:34,900 I'm not going to go two. 2516 01:46:36,140 --> 01:46:42,800 I wouldn't even have one CD, even if it was a demo, free demo CD with PC mag or whatever the fuck it was. 2517 01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:43,860 I wouldn't be bothered. 2518 01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:45,980 She's going to grab it now. 2519 01:46:46,220 --> 01:46:47,160 Pause it in his face. 2520 01:46:47,160 --> 01:46:49,580 Big secret to how to beat him at the end of the game. 2521 01:46:49,580 --> 01:46:49,860 Yes. 2522 01:46:49,920 --> 01:46:51,200 And you better get out of there. 2523 01:46:51,420 --> 01:46:51,740 Okay. 2524 01:46:51,740 --> 01:46:56,360 And we have 10 second increments now where we can run and make choices. 2525 01:46:56,580 --> 01:46:57,580 And if you make the wrong choice... 2526 01:46:57,580 --> 01:46:59,920 She just fucking decapitated the fucker there. 2527 01:47:00,460 --> 01:47:01,540 Look at the state of his head. 2528 01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:04,620 There's some great sound effects as well. 2529 01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:04,620 There's some great sound effects as well. 2530 01:47:04,620 --> 01:47:10,360 It sounds like they got animals in to do the voice of the man after his head came off. 2531 01:47:10,780 --> 01:47:11,620 Because you can just hear... 2532 01:47:11,620 --> 01:47:11,620 Okay. 2533 01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:20,420 And we have 10 second increments now where we can run and make choices. 2534 01:47:20,580 --> 01:47:22,560 And if you make the wrong choice, then he's going to get her. 2535 01:47:23,200 --> 01:47:25,680 This is just the wee tip of the iceberg of this game. 2536 01:47:25,780 --> 01:47:27,940 There's been all kinds of stuff that's going on before this. 2537 01:47:28,140 --> 01:47:28,480 Oh, yeah. 2538 01:47:28,480 --> 01:47:29,200 Just a little hint of it. 2539 01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:30,640 This is just the very end of the game. 2540 01:47:30,740 --> 01:47:31,380 So she's running. 2541 01:47:31,700 --> 01:47:35,140 And if you stop at any point and dilly-dally around, he's going to get her. 2542 01:47:35,140 --> 01:47:35,720 You're dead again. 2543 01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:36,320 That's right. 2544 01:47:36,340 --> 01:47:37,200 Roberta, thank you very much. 2545 01:47:37,220 --> 01:47:37,820 It's a great game. 2546 01:47:37,860 --> 01:47:38,180 Thank you. 2547 01:47:38,340 --> 01:47:38,600 All right. 2548 01:47:38,720 --> 01:47:40,800 It's not a great game, Stu. 2549 01:47:41,320 --> 01:47:42,660 You're lying to yourself. 2550 01:47:43,300 --> 01:47:44,340 But you're a great presenter. 2551 01:47:45,160 --> 01:47:50,140 And now we're going to go back to see the very intro. 2552 01:47:50,140 --> 01:47:53,340 Because he does say the word phantasmagorical or something. 2553 01:47:54,340 --> 01:47:54,820 Phantasmagoria. 2554 01:47:54,820 --> 01:48:05,820 One of the real pioneers in the computer game business is Roberta Williams. 2555 01:48:06,160 --> 01:48:07,920 She and her husband, Ken, wrote their first game. 2556 01:48:08,000 --> 01:48:09,660 I guess it was 15 years ago now. 2557 01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:12,900 And they keep on pushing the edge with every new game. 2558 01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:15,440 Roberta's newest game is called Phantasmagoria. 2559 01:48:15,820 --> 01:48:17,900 And I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game. 2560 01:48:17,900 --> 01:48:19,000 I think it's the great- 2561 01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,260 Phantasmagoria. 2562 01:48:20,800 --> 01:48:23,540 I must say, I love the game. 2563 01:48:24,000 --> 01:48:25,820 Yeah, you haven't played it, Stu. 2564 01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:27,420 You didn't play it, man. 2565 01:48:27,460 --> 01:48:28,580 I know well you didn't. 2566 01:48:29,020 --> 01:48:29,180 Great. 2567 01:48:29,280 --> 01:48:30,920 And the game is called Phantasmagoria. 2568 01:48:31,280 --> 01:48:33,380 And I tell you, I must tell you, I love this game. 2569 01:48:33,460 --> 01:48:35,760 I think it's the great interface for a role-playing game. 2570 01:48:35,800 --> 01:48:37,260 I really feel like I'm inside the game. 2571 01:48:37,720 --> 01:48:40,080 Shea, tell us, first of all, what's the story of the game so we can set it up? 2572 01:48:40,300 --> 01:48:40,540 Okay. 2573 01:48:40,600 --> 01:48:43,260 You play the role of Adrian Delaney, who you can see standing there. 2574 01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:45,720 And her and her husband have just moved into this. 2575 01:48:45,820 --> 01:48:46,040 Right. 2576 01:48:46,100 --> 01:48:46,880 We'll move on from that. 2577 01:48:46,880 --> 01:48:48,380 We know what the story is with that. 2578 01:48:48,640 --> 01:48:52,120 And it looks like we've got some amazing new footage coming up here. 2579 01:48:52,280 --> 01:48:54,340 It looks like we've gone away to a different link. 2580 01:48:54,460 --> 01:48:55,660 We're going outside the studio. 2581 01:48:55,780 --> 01:48:58,420 It's a link to outside the studio from Stuart Chiffey. 2582 01:48:58,800 --> 01:48:59,120 That's right. 2583 01:48:59,140 --> 01:49:00,000 Roberta, thank you very much. 2584 01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:00,620 It's a great game. 2585 01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:00,960 Thank you. 2586 01:49:01,100 --> 01:49:01,380 All right. 2587 01:49:01,400 --> 01:49:05,480 We showed you the Imagination Network before, but of course the internet has become a fertile 2588 01:49:05,480 --> 01:49:06,720 new playground for gamers. 2589 01:49:07,180 --> 01:49:12,080 On this week's online update, Giles shows us one cool game site in cyberspace. 2590 01:49:12,740 --> 01:49:13,360 Thanks, Stuart. 2591 01:49:13,440 --> 01:49:16,780 No discussion of games and the internet would be complete without the discussion of MUDs, 2592 01:49:16,840 --> 01:49:20,000 multi-user dimensions, or multi-user dungeons, depending on your school. 2593 01:49:20,000 --> 01:49:20,020 Hang on. 2594 01:49:20,020 --> 01:49:23,500 Was Bateman, did we have Giles Bateman earlier on in the episode as well? 2595 01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:25,900 Is he double jobbing as a presenter? 2596 01:49:26,020 --> 01:49:29,460 Because I thought he was one of the guys previewing a game. 2597 01:49:30,900 --> 01:49:31,680 Sorry about that. 2598 01:49:31,760 --> 01:49:34,800 I can't withhold the wind. 2599 01:49:35,720 --> 01:49:36,860 What's the story with Giles? 2600 01:49:37,280 --> 01:49:38,340 Has he been on this before? 2601 01:49:38,500 --> 01:49:40,960 Am I getting a bit fucking... 2602 01:49:40,960 --> 01:49:42,300 Am I gone in the head here? 2603 01:49:43,500 --> 01:49:44,320 He was prepping him. 2604 01:49:44,900 --> 01:49:49,660 They're basically real-time D&D games that are taking place on the internet with players 2605 01:49:49,660 --> 01:49:50,420 all over the world. 2606 01:49:50,500 --> 01:49:51,540 They're not just Dungeons & Dragons. 2607 01:49:51,660 --> 01:49:52,820 There's plenty of other themes as well. 2608 01:49:53,260 --> 01:49:57,620 Now, if you are interested to find out what MUDs exist, I recommend going to the MUD Connector. 2609 01:49:57,680 --> 01:49:58,740 The MUD Connector. 2610 01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:02,440 Because they have a list of all the MUDs that they know of so far, listed in alphabetical 2611 01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:06,920 order over here on the left, with the address of the actual site right here next to it, 2612 01:50:06,960 --> 01:50:11,700 and in some cases, a homepage so you can actually go and find out more about that particular 2613 01:50:11,700 --> 01:50:12,020 MUD. 2614 01:50:12,020 --> 01:50:15,800 So, for instance, if I find out about the Austin MUD, I want to check out their website, 2615 01:50:16,100 --> 01:50:20,340 I could actually go and look up information about what's happening with the Austin MUD these 2616 01:50:20,340 --> 01:50:20,540 days. 2617 01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:23,600 These are sort of some imaginative pieces of artwork here. 2618 01:50:23,860 --> 01:50:28,900 You don't actually see graphics on the MUD while you're there, but now we can learn about 2619 01:50:28,900 --> 01:50:32,100 the different spells and legends and whatnot of this particular MUD. 2620 01:50:32,320 --> 01:50:35,580 Now, if you're new to MUDs, I recommend going to the Rainbow MUD first. 2621 01:50:35,580 --> 01:50:41,440 Now, I'm going to hop into my particular MUD application, and if you don't have a MUD application, 2622 01:50:41,560 --> 01:50:46,200 you can use Telnet. And what you do is you come here, and I recommend going to the Rainbow 2623 01:50:46,200 --> 01:50:52,020 MUD and going north first. Just typing in to go north, because then this will walk you through 2624 01:50:52,020 --> 01:50:56,140 in a MUD environment, and it'll teach you how to play MUDs and all the types of commands that 2625 01:50:56,140 --> 01:50:56,740 you can use. 2626 01:50:57,480 --> 01:51:01,880 Now, time for our weekly summary of what's new in the field of personal computing. Here's Lori 2627 01:51:01,880 --> 01:51:20,520 with Random Access. In the Random Access file this week, Intel has officially introduced the Pentium Pro, its next-generation CPU. The new microprocessor has five and a half million transistors, and it's capable of producing workstation-quality graphics for games and movies. 2628 01:51:20,520 --> 01:51:26,040 Sun Microsystems has unveiled a new computer architecture for its workstations and servers. 2629 01:51:26,580 --> 01:51:34,020 The system is called Ultracomputing, and Sun claims it provides supercomputer processing power in a desktop workstation. 2630 01:51:34,840 --> 01:51:41,400 Got too much to read at work? Well, a new automated text summarizer technology will be available soon. 2631 01:51:41,820 --> 01:51:48,580 It's called Intel X, and it can look at the entire text of a business article and extract the relevant themes. 2632 01:51:48,580 --> 01:51:55,780 It will first be available online as part of the Intel X information services aimed at the corporate network market, 2633 01:51:56,040 --> 01:51:59,120 and then be made available as a desktop product. 2634 01:51:59,320 --> 01:52:07,240 If you're not quite ready to upgrade to Windows 95, a company called Panther Software has come up with a new add-on product 2635 01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:11,440 that offers many of the file handling features found in Windows 95. 2636 01:52:11,860 --> 01:52:16,640 The product is called Office Central, and it lets you create folders based on subject, 2637 01:52:16,640 --> 01:52:22,640 place files in folders, and preview file content, as well as drag and drop between folders. 2638 01:52:23,100 --> 01:52:26,520 Street price for Office Central is expected to be under $50. 2639 01:52:27,840 --> 01:52:32,100 Televideo has announced the first-ever multi-purpose multimedia card. 2640 01:52:32,240 --> 01:52:38,680 It's called the All Media Processor Board, and it includes an MPEG player with Sound Blaster-compatible audio, 2641 01:52:38,680 --> 01:52:45,760 a video and graphics accelerator, a TV tuner, and data fax modem, all on one expansion board. 2642 01:52:46,140 --> 01:52:49,600 AT&T has started yet another online venture. 2643 01:52:49,840 --> 01:52:53,140 This one is called the AT&T Health and Fitness Service. 2644 01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:59,180 It will feature digital news from the New England Journal of Medicine and the Mayo Clinic, among others. 2645 01:52:59,300 --> 01:53:00,020 The Mayo Clinic fight. 2646 01:53:00,020 --> 01:53:00,720 Our content is different. 2647 01:53:01,180 --> 01:53:01,940 Look at this. 2648 01:53:02,180 --> 01:53:05,240 We've been very careful about all the content that we have. 2649 01:53:05,660 --> 01:53:06,580 Ronnie Buck. 2650 01:53:07,120 --> 01:53:10,800 Hey, Ronald Buck, we're going to do some videos for you. 2651 01:53:11,740 --> 01:53:13,020 We ain't got any audio. 2652 01:53:13,020 --> 01:53:20,140 Make sure when you're holding that microphone, yeah, make sure you're holding it down at your abdomen so we don't hear what you're saying properly. 2653 01:53:20,480 --> 01:53:24,620 Then when it goes to broadcast, people have trouble hearing you. 2654 01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:25,220 Okay, Ronnie? 2655 01:53:25,780 --> 01:53:26,680 Go for it, Ronnie. 2656 01:53:27,260 --> 01:53:29,360 From a reliability and a quality standpoint. 2657 01:53:30,360 --> 01:53:37,960 And the data clearly indicates when you go out and survey Americans that today there are a lot of people looking on... 2658 01:53:37,960 --> 01:53:43,780 What's the fucking point of holding the microphone there when you're watching Stars in Their Eyes or any... 2659 01:53:43,780 --> 01:53:46,140 Whatever the fuck they call that show now. 2660 01:53:46,280 --> 01:53:48,100 The Pop Idol. 2661 01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:49,320 Is that even still on? 2662 01:53:49,620 --> 01:53:51,700 Any of those shite X-Factor shows. 2663 01:53:52,360 --> 01:53:53,900 They hold the mic to the mouth. 2664 01:53:54,080 --> 01:53:56,480 The mic needs to be next to the mouth so it hears. 2665 01:53:57,100 --> 01:53:59,420 All you're hearing there is just shite. 2666 01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:01,880 And you can hear it. 2667 01:54:02,000 --> 01:54:02,620 It doesn't even... 2668 01:54:02,620 --> 01:54:03,580 You can't even hear what he's saying. 2669 01:54:03,580 --> 01:54:04,580 ...information. 2670 01:54:05,660 --> 01:54:12,680 But there is not the kind of quality of information that Americans are really looking for from a trusted source like male clinic. 2671 01:54:13,600 --> 01:54:20,220 Thinking of buying the kids' new software for the holidays, you might want to check out Family... 2672 01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,700 Family Affair. 2673 01:54:21,700 --> 01:54:23,460 ...and PC Magazine for December. 2674 01:54:23,840 --> 01:54:30,040 It will feature a software handbook that has tips on where and how to buy the right software for your family. 2675 01:54:30,200 --> 01:54:35,280 And if hardware is on your gift list, you might want to look at the new no-hands mouse. 2676 01:54:35,700 --> 01:54:36,540 You use your feet. 2677 01:54:36,980 --> 01:54:38,140 It's a gas pedal-like controller that... 2678 01:54:38,140 --> 01:54:39,700 We can go back to that. 2679 01:54:39,860 --> 01:54:40,820 The no-hands mouse. 2680 01:54:41,100 --> 01:54:42,080 You use your feet. 2681 01:54:42,820 --> 01:54:46,460 On your gift list, you might want to look at the new no-hands mouse. 2682 01:54:46,800 --> 01:54:47,700 You use your feet. 2683 01:54:48,140 --> 01:54:53,220 It's a gas pedal-like controller that uses a 360-degree pressure-sensitive mechanism, 2684 01:54:53,220 --> 01:54:58,360 which allows you to control both speed and direction of a cursor with just one foot. 2685 01:54:58,560 --> 01:55:01,740 And finally, Nintendo has announced it has sold its... 2686 01:55:01,740 --> 01:55:07,740 They're not going to show us any footage of the gas-powered foot pedal, 2687 01:55:07,960 --> 01:55:11,140 which you use to control your PC with. 2688 01:55:11,840 --> 01:55:14,040 I don't believe that for a second. 2689 01:55:14,240 --> 01:55:15,500 The no-hands mouse. 2690 01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:18,360 Let's see what we've got going on here. 2691 01:55:19,100 --> 01:55:20,080 Because, uh... 2692 01:55:20,080 --> 01:55:23,580 It seems to me that that thing did not exist. 2693 01:55:24,540 --> 01:55:26,260 No-hands mouse. 2694 01:55:27,640 --> 01:55:28,280 1995. 2695 01:55:28,280 --> 01:55:34,240 Not even... 2696 01:55:34,240 --> 01:55:35,900 There's not even one video of it. 2697 01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:37,700 Look, no-hands-for-piano-old-school. 2698 01:55:37,840 --> 01:55:39,380 What the fuck, man? 2699 01:55:40,980 --> 01:55:41,420 Jesus. 2700 01:55:44,840 --> 01:55:45,740 Intellimouse commercial. 2701 01:55:45,960 --> 01:55:48,340 Ten most unusual families in the world. 2702 01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:49,500 That looks class. 2703 01:55:50,140 --> 01:55:51,780 2.1 million views. 2704 01:55:53,040 --> 01:55:53,860 Fucking hell. 2705 01:55:54,420 --> 01:55:55,820 We might look at that in a minute. 2706 01:55:55,820 --> 01:55:59,900 Once we finish this, we'll look at ten most unusual families in the world. 2707 01:56:03,500 --> 01:56:09,700 ...sensitive mechanism, which allows you to control both speed and direction of a cursor with just one foot. 2708 01:56:10,060 --> 01:56:15,340 And finally, Nintendo has announced it has sold its one billionth video game cartridge. 2709 01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:21,340 If you were to put those cartridges end-to-end, they would circle the world almost three times. 2710 01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,480 That's it for this week's Random Access. 2711 01:56:23,700 --> 01:56:24,460 Back to you, Stuart. 2712 01:56:24,500 --> 01:56:26,560 Now for my pick of the week. 2713 01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:35,800 If you love playing computer games, I'm sure you've been through the debate, either for yourself or for your kids, about whether it's worth buying a video game system if you already own a computer. 2714 01:56:36,240 --> 01:56:40,500 After all, the PC has become a darn good game platform, as we have just seen. 2715 01:56:40,920 --> 01:56:46,120 If you've gotten past that question, though, the tough choice is really between the two new 32-bit game systems. 2716 01:56:46,520 --> 01:56:48,520 This is the Sega Saturn over here. 2717 01:56:48,520 --> 01:56:51,520 And we're looking at a great game on this called Panzer Dragoon. 2718 01:56:51,520 --> 01:56:54,520 Let me punch up the other one. This is the Sony PlayStation. 2719 01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:54,520 Wow. 2720 01:56:54,520 --> 01:56:57,820 This is a terrific game called Battle Arena Toshinden. 2721 01:56:57,820 --> 01:57:08,520 Now you will hear arguments on both sides of this one. Some like the Saturn, some like the PlayStation. I think it's pretty darn close when it comes to the hardware itself. The real issue is which platform will get the best games written for it. 2722 01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:13,180 And it's probably too soon to say, though, Sony seems to maybe have a slight lead there right now. 2723 01:57:13,180 --> 01:57:13,680 Hardware. 2724 01:57:13,680 --> 01:57:19,780 What I want to suggest is that a dedicated game machine, whether the Sega or the Sony, is a good idea, even if you own a PC. 2725 01:57:20,300 --> 01:57:27,280 My main reason? Well, to be honest, as great as the games are that are out there today for the PC, half the time they won't install on your computer. 2726 01:57:27,840 --> 01:57:28,840 If you really... 2727 01:57:28,840 --> 01:57:32,120 Robux, no hands mic, thank you very much. And Gav Lyons. 2728 01:57:32,120 --> 01:57:38,160 If you like gaming, it's nice to know that when you come home from the store having spent 50 bucks for a new game, it'll work. 2729 01:57:38,160 --> 01:57:46,240 With a video game console, you don't run into not enough RAM, not enough video, not enough hard drive, not the right sound card, etc. That is worth a lot. 2730 01:57:46,620 --> 01:57:57,160 One last point. If you have one of these neat new big screen projection TVs, there is nothing like plugging in your video game console and really immersing yourself into the game world in that theater-like setting. 2731 01:57:57,580 --> 01:58:03,860 So don't kiss off the dedicated game consoles. And remember this way, while your kids are playing games, you can still be using the computer. 2732 01:58:04,120 --> 01:58:04,740 Kiss off. 2733 01:58:04,740 --> 01:58:11,500 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. We'll be back here again next week with another half hour of the latest in personal computer technology. 2734 01:58:12,000 --> 01:58:13,840 I'm Stuart Chiffey. 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And for more detailed information about the series, guests, and products featured, you can also order a subscription to the Shefey Letter. 2741 01:59:01,360 --> 01:59:07,040 In each issue, Stuart provides his unique insights and thoughts about the fast-changing world of personal technology. 2742 01:59:07,740 --> 01:59:15,580 Videotapes and the Shefey Letter can be ordered by calling 1-800-800-9520 or by writing us at the Computer Chronicles. 2743 01:59:15,580 --> 01:59:29,580 *multiple music* 2744 01:59:29,580 --> 01:59:43,580 *multiple music* 2745 01:59:43,580 --> 01:59:51,580 *multiple music* 2746 01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:57,580 Wow, what an amazing work of art that was. *sigh* 2747 01:59:57,580 --> 01:59:59,580 *multiple music* 2748 01:59:59,580 --> 02:00:01,580 Woo! 2749 02:00:01,580 --> 02:00:05,580 This is where it all begins with the artists and designers and the creators... 2750 02:00:05,580 --> 02:00:11,580 Time and time again, but it's too much for one night. It's too much internet computer chronicles. 2751 02:00:11,580 --> 02:00:21,580 And maybe we need to mellow out as we sign off with a brand new video which was suggested to us by the YouTube algorithm. 2752 02:00:21,580 --> 02:00:23,580 It's known as... 2753 02:00:23,580 --> 02:00:25,580 *multiple music* 2754 02:00:25,580 --> 02:00:27,580 *multiple music* 2755 02:00:27,580 --> 02:00:29,580 *multiple music* 2756 02:00:29,580 --> 02:00:31,580 *multiple music* 2757 02:00:31,580 --> 02:00:33,580 *multiple music* 2758 02:00:33,580 --> 02:00:38,140 Have a look now. Oh no, 10 most unusual families in the world, sorry. 2759 02:00:43,740 --> 02:00:50,460 Let's have a look. There's something there. There's a playlist then underneath called Pop It for Pimp. 2760 02:00:52,120 --> 02:00:56,280 So, I mean, it's a crazy bit of business. Like, we don't know where we're going here. 2761 02:00:57,880 --> 02:01:04,380 Everyone's family is different. Some families are your typical family, while others are a bit off. 2762 02:01:04,840 --> 02:01:09,440 Many people think that their family is perfectly normal, but others would disagree. 2763 02:01:10,220 --> 02:01:13,420 There are other families that are very unusual, and they know it. 2764 02:01:13,420 --> 02:01:20,080 You are about to find out more about these families. Here are the 10 most unusual families in the world. 2765 02:01:21,500 --> 02:01:22,660 Zionichana family. 2766 02:01:22,660 --> 02:01:30,700 Zionichana. Zionichana. Zionichana. How you doing? Are they all his kids? 2767 02:01:32,400 --> 02:01:33,180 Fucking hell. 2768 02:01:33,720 --> 02:01:36,500 Zionichana is the head of the largest family in the world. 2769 02:01:36,660 --> 02:01:38,800 Wow! Most families would be considered... 2770 02:01:38,800 --> 02:01:40,720 Fucking hell. Look at the signs of his family. 2771 02:01:42,200 --> 02:01:44,720 Zionichana is the head of the largest... 2772 02:01:44,720 --> 02:01:51,180 Do you know what? You can see all... Out of everyone there, there's just the Jerry Hannon head. 2773 02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:54,460 There's someone there who's drove all the way from... 2774 02:01:54,460 --> 02:01:55,780 Fucking... 2775 02:01:55,780 --> 02:01:58,000 Gwen... I can't name any now. 2776 02:01:58,080 --> 02:02:00,380 And then I'll end up making one up, and then it'll sound bad. 2777 02:02:01,000 --> 02:02:02,480 She's drove all the way from Limerick. 2778 02:02:02,560 --> 02:02:05,060 Let's just say the Chinese version of Limerick to be there. 2779 02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:07,120 And she wants to confront the father. 2780 02:02:07,920 --> 02:02:12,200 Or maybe the one in the yellow there, but she's got more of an accusatory head on her. 2781 02:02:13,140 --> 02:02:14,220 ...family in the world. 2782 02:02:16,080 --> 02:02:18,020 See, how many... Sorry, there's one more there. 2783 02:02:18,140 --> 02:02:21,360 Zionichana is the head of the largest family in the world. 2784 02:02:21,760 --> 02:02:24,200 Sorry there, the mic is a bit quiet, is it? 2785 02:02:26,720 --> 02:02:30,060 One, two, one, two, one... Or is that... Was... Is it too loud? 2786 02:02:31,600 --> 02:02:34,060 Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. 2787 02:02:34,660 --> 02:02:36,140 One, two, one, two, one, two. 2788 02:02:36,640 --> 02:02:37,580 Is it too loud? 2789 02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:40,520 Wow. 2790 02:02:41,600 --> 02:02:42,360 Fucking hell. 2791 02:02:42,620 --> 02:02:43,640 Perfect, thanks very much. 2792 02:02:45,020 --> 02:02:48,440 One, two, three... I'll do a rough one here. 2793 02:02:48,480 --> 02:02:50,520 One, two, three, four, five... 2794 02:02:50,520 --> 02:02:52,780 They're probably going to tell us. We don't have to count by hand. 2795 02:02:53,140 --> 02:02:57,660 Most families would be considered large if there was a mother, a father, and seven children. 2796 02:02:58,600 --> 02:03:01,380 Ziona's family far exceeds an average family. 2797 02:03:02,080 --> 02:03:07,140 Ziona is the head of the family, and he has 39 wives, 91 sons, 2798 02:03:07,240 --> 02:03:10,720 14 daughters-in-law, and 33 grandchildren. 2799 02:03:10,720 --> 02:03:11,200 Whoa. 2800 02:03:11,200 --> 02:03:11,720 Whoa. 2801 02:03:11,720 --> 02:03:23,040 The community where the family lives allow a man to have as many wives as he likes. 2802 02:03:23,040 --> 02:03:28,880 Ziona keeps the younger wives close to his bedroom, while the older ones sleep further away. 2803 02:03:28,880 --> 02:03:30,040 Fucking hell. 2804 02:03:30,040 --> 02:03:34,820 Ziona is very strict when it comes to his family, and everyone has responsibilities. 2805 02:03:35,600 --> 02:03:40,280 According to one of his daughters-in-law, Ziona is the most attractive man in the village, 2806 02:03:40,440 --> 02:03:43,140 and he is the center of the entire family's world. 2807 02:03:43,260 --> 02:03:43,840 You're joking. 2808 02:03:43,840 --> 02:03:50,280 One of Ziona's wives says that the family gets along so well because everyone has mutual respect for one another. 2809 02:03:51,000 --> 02:03:56,080 Ziona has allowed his sons, and will let his grandsons to marry as many women as they like. 2810 02:03:56,440 --> 02:04:01,040 He believes that being able to take care of such a large family is a blessing from God. 2811 02:04:01,320 --> 02:04:09,700 Most people would find this way of life strange, but all of the members of the Chana family believe they are blessed to be part of such a wonderful family. 2812 02:04:11,220 --> 02:04:12,460 The Russell family. 2813 02:04:12,620 --> 02:04:13,620 Ziona Chana. 2814 02:04:13,980 --> 02:04:16,340 Terry Lynn is the matriarch of the family. 2815 02:04:16,540 --> 02:04:17,640 Is that- is that Terry? 2816 02:04:18,160 --> 02:04:19,560 She is a real-life Rapunzel. 2817 02:04:20,040 --> 02:04:21,200 She and her three daughters- 2818 02:04:21,200 --> 02:04:22,400 She's got long hair. 2819 02:04:22,640 --> 02:04:23,800 Look at the length of the hair. 2820 02:04:23,920 --> 02:04:25,200 What's that got to do with the family? 2821 02:04:26,080 --> 02:04:27,100 What's that got to do with the family? 2822 02:04:27,140 --> 02:04:29,000 Does that have any effect on the family or what? 2823 02:04:29,160 --> 02:04:32,760 Growing up, was there any psychological trauma based on the mother's hair? 2824 02:04:32,860 --> 02:04:34,000 The length of the mother's hair? 2825 02:04:34,180 --> 02:04:34,900 Or- 2826 02:04:34,900 --> 02:04:38,160 ...all have a condition that causes their hair to grow con- 2827 02:04:38,160 --> 02:04:39,100 It's a condition. 2828 02:04:39,960 --> 02:04:40,680 Sorry about that. 2829 02:04:41,040 --> 02:04:41,480 Constantly. 2830 02:04:41,820 --> 02:04:45,380 Terry and her daughters have hair that is at least 74 inches. 2831 02:04:45,800 --> 02:04:46,340 Which is- 2832 02:04:46,340 --> 02:04:47,100 Just cut it though. 2833 02:04:47,460 --> 02:04:48,760 Do you know if it's a condition- 2834 02:04:48,760 --> 02:04:50,840 We all have- we all have growing hair. 2835 02:04:51,520 --> 02:04:53,580 So I mean if it's growing faster, just cut it faster. 2836 02:04:53,660 --> 02:04:56,480 Just go for more haircuts or cut it- cut it in the bathroom yourself. 2837 02:04:56,560 --> 02:04:58,500 Don't even bother going to the fucking hairdresser. 2838 02:04:58,860 --> 02:05:01,280 Twice as long as the average woman's hair. 2839 02:05:01,620 --> 02:05:05,680 It is a genetic condition that causes Terry's hair to grow so much. 2840 02:05:05,680 --> 02:05:06,760 And she passed- 2841 02:05:06,760 --> 02:05:07,860 Just cut it like- 2842 02:05:07,860 --> 02:05:08,760 Just cut your hair. 2843 02:05:08,940 --> 02:05:09,900 It's not a fucking problem. 2844 02:05:10,180 --> 02:05:12,480 You don't need to be on 10 most unusual families. 2845 02:05:13,000 --> 02:05:13,900 Just cut your hair. 2846 02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:16,380 The fella now who was- 2847 02:05:16,380 --> 02:05:19,380 Filling a big fucking hotel full of kids. 2848 02:05:20,080 --> 02:05:21,980 That- that's an unusual family. 2849 02:05:22,280 --> 02:05:23,580 But this is just cut your hair. 2850 02:05:24,020 --> 02:05:25,160 That's not an unusual scenario. 2851 02:05:25,160 --> 02:05:27,180 The condition on to all three of her daughters. 2852 02:05:27,840 --> 02:05:33,160 It is expected that their hair will continue growing at this fast rate for at least 10 years. 2853 02:05:33,640 --> 02:05:33,900 Wow. 2854 02:05:33,900 --> 02:05:36,120 Terry says that washing her hair is difficult. 2855 02:05:36,600 --> 02:05:39,880 When her hair gets wet, it gets very heavy and drag- 2856 02:05:39,880 --> 02:05:40,780 Just cut it. 2857 02:05:41,160 --> 02:05:42,040 Cut the hair. 2858 02:05:42,380 --> 02:05:43,380 Don't let it get wet. 2859 02:05:43,600 --> 02:05:45,120 It's as easy as that, lads. 2860 02:05:45,520 --> 02:05:49,320 Unless you're trying to make a bit of coin off the fact your hair is fucking long. 2861 02:05:50,120 --> 02:05:53,060 Then why are you complaining about it on the unusual families in the world? 2862 02:05:53,180 --> 02:05:54,460 It's not a complaint for you. 2863 02:05:54,500 --> 02:05:55,400 It's making you the money. 2864 02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:56,380 It's getting you the gig. 2865 02:05:56,380 --> 02:05:56,440 It's getting you the gig. 2866 02:05:57,900 --> 02:05:59,300 Ags her body to the floor. 2867 02:05:59,960 --> 02:06:04,460 To wash it thoroughly, she has to kneel in the bathtub, which isn't always easy. 2868 02:06:04,580 --> 02:06:05,240 Don't kneel. 2869 02:06:05,500 --> 02:06:07,100 Just cut the fucking hair. 2870 02:06:07,600 --> 02:06:08,960 You won't have to kneel anymore. 2871 02:06:09,780 --> 02:06:15,500 Her oldest daughter, who is 11 years old, has hair that is 36 and three quarters inches long. 2872 02:06:15,560 --> 02:06:15,920 Cut it. 2873 02:06:16,020 --> 02:06:19,540 Her nine-year-old daughter has hair that is 36 inches long. 2874 02:06:19,780 --> 02:06:20,120 You're at- 2875 02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:21,480 They're at the hairdressers. 2876 02:06:21,560 --> 02:06:23,140 They're literally there at the hairdressers. 2877 02:06:23,260 --> 02:06:23,880 Get it cut. 2878 02:06:24,440 --> 02:06:25,180 Don't wait with it. 2879 02:06:25,200 --> 02:06:26,960 Just fucking shave the fucking head off. 2880 02:06:26,960 --> 02:06:27,520 Thanks for the tip. 2881 02:06:27,520 --> 02:06:28,680 Shave the hair off. 2882 02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:30,880 And put a wig on. 2883 02:06:32,240 --> 02:06:33,900 Thanks very much, James, for the tip. 2884 02:06:34,000 --> 02:06:37,480 Francis, Dave would like to know if you're gonna hop on Splitgate. 2885 02:06:37,560 --> 02:06:38,540 What the hell is Splitgate? 2886 02:06:38,600 --> 02:06:39,100 Is that a game? 2887 02:06:39,660 --> 02:06:40,800 Family washes their hair. 2888 02:06:41,080 --> 02:06:45,460 They use at least a quarter of the bottle of conditioner to keep it looking shiny and prevent 2889 02:06:45,460 --> 02:06:46,380 it from tangling. 2890 02:06:46,520 --> 02:06:47,020 Don't bother. 2891 02:06:47,140 --> 02:06:51,280 The average woman pours conditioner about the size of a half dollar in their hand. 2892 02:06:51,860 --> 02:06:54,400 Many women would kill to have this genetic condition. 2893 02:06:55,140 --> 02:06:55,780 Terry says- 2894 02:06:55,780 --> 02:06:56,740 So what's the problem? 2895 02:06:56,740 --> 02:07:02,820 That she and her daughters are blessed, but having such long hair can be a hassle from 2896 02:07:02,820 --> 02:07:03,720 time to time. 2897 02:07:04,880 --> 02:07:06,300 Get a- get a grip. 2898 02:07:08,180 --> 02:07:13,660 Every member of this family is so tall that they are never able to use public transportation. 2899 02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:14,600 To get- 2900 02:07:14,600 --> 02:07:15,940 Just get your own car. 2901 02:07:16,500 --> 02:07:17,140 Go on a bike. 2902 02:07:17,220 --> 02:07:17,860 There's no roof. 2903 02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:19,100 Get around easily. 2904 02:07:19,240 --> 02:07:20,780 The family rides scooters. 2905 02:07:20,780 --> 02:07:21,660 Yeah, that sound. 2906 02:07:21,760 --> 02:07:22,840 There's no problem then, is there? 2907 02:07:22,880 --> 02:07:23,580 You're on a scooter. 2908 02:07:23,860 --> 02:07:28,080 They are about to set a new world record for being the tallest family in the world. 2909 02:07:28,160 --> 02:07:28,860 That's great. 2910 02:07:29,180 --> 02:07:34,520 Gerard is 52 years old, and he is 7 feet 1.5 inches tall. 2911 02:07:34,660 --> 02:07:35,580 That's- that's brilliant. 2912 02:07:35,920 --> 02:07:40,120 46 years old, and she is 6 feet 2.6 inches tall. 2913 02:07:40,220 --> 02:07:41,080 That's tall. 2914 02:07:41,500 --> 02:07:45,700 22 year old daughter named Ruga, and she is 6 feet 1 inch tall. 2915 02:07:45,720 --> 02:07:46,180 Thanks for the tip. 2916 02:07:46,180 --> 02:07:53,020 Their other daughter, Sonia, is 16 years old, and she is 6 feet 4 inches tall and still growing. 2917 02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:53,660 Well, that's- 2918 02:07:53,660 --> 02:07:54,200 When you can- 2919 02:07:54,200 --> 02:07:57,300 You can use that to your advantage, can you not? 2920 02:07:57,380 --> 02:07:58,300 Thanks very much for the tip. 2921 02:07:58,380 --> 02:08:03,300 General Gaddafi and Curtis TD, and bet it on the horse. 2922 02:08:03,680 --> 02:08:04,740 James, thanks very much. 2923 02:08:05,240 --> 02:08:08,880 The pints in Belfast have me alive again, says General Gaddafi. 2924 02:08:08,920 --> 02:08:10,880 It's great to know that Gaddafi is still alive. 2925 02:08:10,880 --> 02:08:21,220 He wasn't killed in an unmerciful and savage beating attack caught on videotape after a bit of rabble-rousing by the Allied forces. 2926 02:08:22,460 --> 02:08:24,140 He's actually living in Belfast. 2927 02:08:24,640 --> 02:08:29,360 Big round of applause, everyone, for General Gaddafi living in Belfast. 2928 02:08:29,720 --> 02:08:30,680 Can't hear you guys. 2929 02:08:31,280 --> 02:08:31,920 I can't hear- 2930 02:08:31,920 --> 02:08:33,000 Oh yeah. 2931 02:08:33,620 --> 02:08:34,580 I'm not meant to hear you. 2932 02:08:34,960 --> 02:08:37,260 Because I'm the one with the microphone and not ye. 2933 02:08:37,980 --> 02:08:39,800 Getting back to the tall family, though. 2934 02:08:40,220 --> 02:08:41,940 It's a great scenario to be in. 2935 02:08:42,100 --> 02:08:43,100 You're a tall family. 2936 02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:44,700 Use it to your advantage. 2937 02:08:45,040 --> 02:08:47,340 Stop giving out and being on YouTube about it. 2938 02:08:47,340 --> 02:08:51,280 Combine the whole family's height, it would equal 26 feet. 2939 02:08:51,760 --> 02:08:56,260 In India's version of the Guinness Book of World Records, the Limca Book of World Records, 2940 02:08:56,520 --> 02:08:59,660 the couple has earned the honor of being the tallest couple in India. 2941 02:09:00,140 --> 02:09:02,760 They took the title when they got married in 1989. 2942 02:09:03,560 --> 02:09:13,740 They were very close to being in the Guinness Book of World Records also, but Wayne and Laurie Halquist from Stockton, California, took the title with a combined height of 13 feet- 2943 02:09:13,740 --> 02:09:15,560 The Halquists are after you. 2944 02:09:16,580 --> 02:09:28,440 Check these guys out. 2945 02:09:28,680 --> 02:09:29,500 These are boring. 2946 02:09:29,780 --> 02:09:31,760 This family is rubbish, man. 2947 02:09:32,260 --> 02:09:33,860 Mike, thank you very much for the tip. 2948 02:09:33,980 --> 02:09:35,780 And 10th of the 10th, thank you very much. 2949 02:09:35,820 --> 02:09:36,460 How's it going, Francis? 2950 02:09:36,580 --> 02:09:37,000 Hope you're well. 2951 02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:39,420 Any chance I could get a birthday shout-out from my boy, Benny? 2952 02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,740 Benny, happy birthday to you. 2953 02:09:42,140 --> 02:09:43,240 Happy birthday to Benny. 2954 02:09:43,480 --> 02:09:44,220 Happy birthday to you. 2955 02:09:44,440 --> 02:09:45,820 Happy birthday, dear Benny. 2956 02:09:45,820 --> 02:09:47,780 Benny, happy birthday to you. 2957 02:09:48,200 --> 02:09:49,780 It's great to have you in the world, Benny. 2958 02:09:49,960 --> 02:09:51,940 And a happy bloody birthday to you. 2959 02:09:52,740 --> 02:09:53,960 Legfen, thanks very much. 2960 02:09:54,540 --> 02:09:56,760 There's a family coming up, and they're a vampire family. 2961 02:09:56,940 --> 02:10:01,020 I'm looking at the audio levels here, and it says it's peaking and going mental red. 2962 02:10:01,140 --> 02:10:01,740 Thanks for the tip. 2963 02:10:01,740 --> 02:10:06,000 So is that a bad vibe for the ears, or is it sound, or what's the story? 2964 02:10:06,520 --> 02:10:07,180 Let us know. 2965 02:10:07,580 --> 02:10:08,860 Answers on a postcard there. 2966 02:10:08,940 --> 02:10:11,160 But we've got a fucking vampire family coming up. 2967 02:10:11,260 --> 02:10:12,440 It looks like it's going to be good. 2968 02:10:13,140 --> 02:10:14,660 Nosferatu vibes indeed. 2969 02:10:15,060 --> 02:10:16,140 Audio is grand. 2970 02:10:16,140 --> 02:10:16,780 That's great. 2971 02:10:17,900 --> 02:10:20,080 Let's have a little look here at this vampire family. 2972 02:10:20,480 --> 02:10:22,900 It's only going to get better from here on. 2973 02:10:22,980 --> 02:10:24,260 I can feel it. 2974 02:10:25,800 --> 02:10:26,600 Here we go. 2975 02:10:26,720 --> 02:10:43,880 Now, are they a vampire family, or are they just weird goths who have put on eyeliner and have dodgy teeth and have Bloody Marys to drink every day and have painted the nails black? 2976 02:10:44,060 --> 02:10:45,680 I'll leave that for you to decide. 2977 02:10:45,680 --> 02:10:51,220 Thanks to the Twilight series, being a vampire is desirable these days. 2978 02:10:51,720 --> 02:10:53,500 Who wouldn't want to be Robert Pattinson? 2979 02:10:53,980 --> 02:10:57,860 People all over the world now love vampires rather than fearing them. 2980 02:10:58,100 --> 02:11:00,540 But this family has taken the whole vampire thing. 2981 02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:02,280 Don't see a family. 2982 02:11:02,440 --> 02:11:03,780 I just see a goth couple. 2983 02:11:04,900 --> 02:11:06,020 Where's the kids, lads? 2984 02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,120 Stent. 2985 02:11:07,900 --> 02:11:13,620 Leah and Aro can call themselves vampires because they drink each other's blood once a week. 2986 02:11:13,820 --> 02:11:14,280 Right. 2987 02:11:14,400 --> 02:11:15,380 They even shoot video. 2988 02:11:17,380 --> 02:11:22,360 I don't disbelieve that they do because just looking, it kind of looks like they might do that. 2989 02:11:22,520 --> 02:11:22,780 Do you know? 2990 02:11:23,200 --> 02:11:24,860 There's a bit of a fucking vibe about them. 2991 02:11:26,080 --> 02:11:33,720 And they're eating a steak, a single steak tartare that hasn't been cooked in a fucking pan or a microwave or an oven. 2992 02:11:33,720 --> 02:11:39,520 And two singular candles on a table there that you would. 2993 02:11:41,120 --> 02:11:42,480 It's not big enough for a family. 2994 02:11:42,600 --> 02:11:43,740 So where's the family, you know? 2995 02:11:43,800 --> 02:11:44,700 They're talking about the family. 2996 02:11:44,760 --> 02:11:45,960 I don't see any pictures of the kids. 2997 02:11:46,080 --> 02:11:47,040 It's just lions. 2998 02:11:47,280 --> 02:11:49,420 There's a couple of snow leopards there behind them. 2999 02:11:49,920 --> 02:11:51,480 Then there's a couple of wild tigers. 3000 02:11:51,800 --> 02:11:53,880 And then a fucking who knows what behind there. 3001 02:11:54,500 --> 02:11:56,140 Behind my head, there's a little collection. 3002 02:11:56,220 --> 02:11:58,360 There's a bottle of something there down the bottom left. 3003 02:11:58,460 --> 02:11:59,860 Look, if we just look down here. 3004 02:12:00,520 --> 02:12:02,740 An empty bottle of rubbish. 3005 02:12:04,480 --> 02:12:07,180 And a green canister of something or other. 3006 02:12:07,880 --> 02:12:08,840 But no kids. 3007 02:12:09,580 --> 02:12:11,860 And would you, answer the question though. 3008 02:12:11,920 --> 02:12:13,160 Would you want them to have kids? 3009 02:12:13,200 --> 02:12:14,680 If this is the crack that they're at. 3010 02:12:15,200 --> 02:12:16,840 Videos of themselves drinking the blood. 3011 02:12:17,360 --> 02:12:18,720 Both Lear and Aro dressed only in black. 3012 02:12:18,720 --> 02:12:19,520 Could you see that then? 3013 02:12:20,180 --> 02:12:21,900 Look at the look that she gave the camera. 3014 02:12:21,900 --> 02:12:23,580 Videos of themselves drinking the blood. 3015 02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:25,160 It's a bit weird. 3016 02:12:25,160 --> 02:12:26,800 Look at her face here. 3017 02:12:26,880 --> 02:12:27,040 Look. 3018 02:12:33,040 --> 02:12:43,560 There's a case of... 3019 02:12:43,560 --> 02:12:47,920 Kind of like wanting to not be grown up maybe. 3020 02:12:48,100 --> 02:12:48,540 Is that it? 3021 02:12:48,780 --> 02:12:50,720 And then just putting black makeup on. 3022 02:12:50,780 --> 02:12:55,460 Both Lear and Aro dress only in black to further their vampire appearance. 3023 02:12:55,460 --> 02:12:55,960 Jesus. 3024 02:12:55,960 --> 02:12:58,960 The couple says that drinking each other's blood is very intimate. 3025 02:12:59,360 --> 02:13:00,940 And is more intimate than sex. 3026 02:13:01,580 --> 02:13:03,400 Both Lear and Aro were goth. 3027 02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:06,160 And it was Aro that turned Lear into a vampire. 3028 02:13:06,920 --> 02:13:10,000 They were only dating for a few months when Aro proposed. 3029 02:13:10,520 --> 02:13:14,380 And Lear says that if she goes without drinking blood for an extended period of time. 3030 02:13:14,620 --> 02:13:15,240 That she feels... 3031 02:13:15,240 --> 02:13:21,060 They say that drinking each other's blood is a way to connect on the deepest level possible. 3032 02:13:23,140 --> 02:13:24,060 He's meant to be interviewed. 3033 02:13:24,360 --> 02:13:25,100 Brittany and Abby Hansel. 3034 02:13:25,600 --> 02:13:27,540 I've seen these guys before. 3035 02:13:27,540 --> 02:13:28,100 Brittany and Abby are between you. 3036 02:13:28,100 --> 02:13:29,600 I've seen these guys before. 3037 02:13:30,300 --> 02:13:31,260 It's nothing new. 3038 02:13:32,460 --> 02:13:33,100 It's just... 3039 02:13:33,760 --> 02:13:34,840 It's IMEs, isn't it? 3040 02:13:34,840 --> 02:13:36,100 ...for the day. 3041 02:13:37,020 --> 02:13:40,840 Dad, David, is 43 years old and he drives a train. 3042 02:13:41,440 --> 02:13:44,100 His job has him working very inflexible shifts. 3043 02:13:44,520 --> 02:13:47,320 Leaving Alexis to do much of the work around the house. 3044 02:13:48,140 --> 02:13:52,120 David was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease five years ago. 3045 02:13:52,480 --> 02:13:55,980 But he still helps out with the kids and even cooks dinner on occasion. 3046 02:13:56,720 --> 02:13:58,080 When Alexis does have some... 3047 02:13:58,080 --> 02:13:59,340 I don't think it's... 3048 02:13:59,340 --> 02:14:00,740 That's not an unusual family. 3049 02:14:00,860 --> 02:14:01,480 That's just... 3050 02:14:01,480 --> 02:14:02,160 Thanks for the tip. 3051 02:14:02,240 --> 02:14:03,380 Unfortunate family, is it? 3052 02:14:04,200 --> 02:14:05,680 Craig, thanks very much, Craig. 3053 02:14:05,760 --> 02:14:06,800 I hope you're doing well. 3054 02:14:07,400 --> 02:14:08,620 I hope you're doing well. 3055 02:14:08,960 --> 02:14:11,020 I've just discovered 10 spots on Spotify. 3056 02:14:11,380 --> 02:14:12,800 And can wholeheartedly say... 3057 02:14:13,360 --> 02:14:15,740 I've not been this happy in a long time. 3058 02:14:16,240 --> 02:14:18,160 Now when I pull up to work in style... 3059 02:14:18,880 --> 02:14:20,040 It's the proper way. 3060 02:14:20,540 --> 02:14:21,960 Thanks very much for the tip there, Craig. 3061 02:14:21,960 --> 02:14:25,960 What makes this family so unique is that when John reunited with his daughter... 3062 02:14:26,840 --> 02:14:27,820 They became a couple. 3063 02:14:28,160 --> 02:14:29,720 They started a family of their own. 3064 02:14:29,840 --> 02:14:30,460 Oh, Christ. 3065 02:14:30,520 --> 02:14:34,580 John's daughter, Jenny, was 31 years old when she was reunited with her father. 3066 02:14:34,580 --> 02:14:35,160 Fucking hell. 3067 02:14:35,360 --> 02:14:35,580 Fucking hell. 3068 02:14:35,580 --> 02:14:38,220 She already had two children from a previous marriage. 3069 02:14:38,340 --> 02:14:41,480 When she met her father, Jenny fell in love with him. 3070 02:14:41,560 --> 02:14:42,320 Stay to that man. 3071 02:14:42,340 --> 02:14:43,280 They had two children together. 3072 02:14:43,520 --> 02:14:45,660 Fucking 2009, they separated. 3073 02:14:45,800 --> 02:14:46,440 Fucking stay to that. 3074 02:14:46,440 --> 02:14:47,840 After they admitted to incest. 3075 02:14:47,900 --> 02:14:48,560 Stay to that. 3076 02:14:48,560 --> 02:14:50,400 Put them on a good behavior bond. 3077 02:14:50,480 --> 02:14:52,480 Good behavior for incest! 3078 02:14:53,480 --> 02:14:56,040 It's the opposite of good behavior, is it not? 3079 02:14:58,080 --> 02:15:02,080 I now sentence you to zero years for good behavior. 3080 02:15:04,540 --> 02:15:06,120 What's the fucking world coming to? 3081 02:15:06,120 --> 02:15:08,040 They were forced to separate. 3082 02:15:08,560 --> 02:15:12,120 They say they now live like a typical family as father and daughter. 3083 02:15:12,520 --> 02:15:17,720 There are many people who disagree with the fact that this father and daughter started a family together. 3084 02:15:18,120 --> 02:15:20,940 But Jenny says that the heart wants what the heart wants. 3085 02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:23,940 The Grizzan Ulus family. 3086 02:15:24,240 --> 02:15:25,420 Oh, I've seen these guys. 3087 02:15:25,560 --> 02:15:26,980 They go around on all fours. 3088 02:15:27,120 --> 02:15:28,100 They're really fast. 3089 02:15:28,220 --> 02:15:28,680 They're nippy. 3090 02:15:28,960 --> 02:15:33,140 You wouldn't want to fucking cross them because they'd fucking run after you really fast. 3091 02:15:33,320 --> 02:15:36,820 It looks silly, but it works for them. 3092 02:15:38,820 --> 02:15:49,340 Crazy bit of business. 3093 02:15:51,160 --> 02:15:51,720 Crazy bit of business. 3094 02:15:51,720 --> 02:15:54,120 Their method of walking is called bear crawl. 3095 02:15:54,520 --> 02:15:56,280 And they were introduced to the world by... 3096 02:15:56,280 --> 02:15:57,340 That isn't them. 3097 02:15:57,460 --> 02:16:02,080 That's actually motion capture footage from Resident Evil 4. 3098 02:16:02,600 --> 02:16:04,820 Which, you know, when you get into the village at the beginning. 3099 02:16:05,820 --> 02:16:07,320 And this was the mocap. 3100 02:16:07,460 --> 02:16:08,860 They used this for the... 3101 02:16:08,860 --> 02:16:11,120 Just as you get to the bonfire bit. 3102 02:16:11,640 --> 02:16:12,200 I'll show you here. 3103 02:16:12,840 --> 02:16:15,580 Their method of walking is called bear crawl. 3104 02:16:15,820 --> 02:16:18,800 And they were introduced to the world by a Turkish biologist. 3105 02:16:19,380 --> 02:16:23,440 The reason the family walks on all fours is that they have very poor vision. 3106 02:16:23,440 --> 02:16:26,700 And cannot see well enough to walk on just two legs. 3107 02:16:27,360 --> 02:16:32,880 According to the biologist, the family has a genetic mutation on the number 17 chromosome. 3108 02:16:33,580 --> 02:16:36,640 The mutation affects the part of the brain called the cerebellum. 3109 02:16:36,880 --> 02:16:39,040 Which is responsible for body balance. 3110 02:16:39,040 --> 02:16:41,640 The family does what they can to live happily. 3111 02:16:42,200 --> 02:16:45,880 But sadly, people in the village often mock them for the way they walk. 3112 02:16:47,880 --> 02:16:49,340 The Bannon family. 3113 02:16:50,340 --> 02:16:53,860 Linda Bannon and her son Timmy are from Chicago, Illinois. 3114 02:16:54,320 --> 02:16:56,620 They were both born with Holt-Orem syndrome. 3115 02:16:57,200 --> 02:17:00,400 This is a genetic condition that affects the upper limbs and the heart. 3116 02:17:00,900 --> 02:17:04,780 Linda was the only one of the children in her family to be born without arms. 3117 02:17:04,780 --> 02:17:07,480 And she was treated the same way as her other siblings. 3118 02:17:08,160 --> 02:17:10,900 Her parents wanted to make sure that Linda had the same... 3119 02:17:10,900 --> 02:17:11,200 Fuck. 3120 02:17:11,280 --> 02:17:16,520 Linda and Timmy used their feet to handle everyday tasks like brushing their teeth or their hair. 3121 02:17:17,240 --> 02:17:19,200 Timmy and Linda are both excellent swimmers. 3122 02:17:19,660 --> 02:17:21,900 And Timmy was on his school's swimming team. 3123 02:17:22,320 --> 02:17:22,820 Thanks for the tip. 3124 02:17:22,820 --> 02:17:24,420 When he turned 14, he joined the... 3125 02:17:24,420 --> 02:17:26,220 Pickled onions. 3126 02:17:26,420 --> 02:17:27,560 Thank you very much. 3127 02:17:27,920 --> 02:17:29,720 And Frank the Trucker. 3128 02:17:29,780 --> 02:17:30,200 Craig. 3129 02:17:30,320 --> 02:17:31,080 Eddie Durkin. 3130 02:17:31,660 --> 02:17:32,340 Leg fan. 3131 02:17:33,000 --> 02:17:33,500 Schlug. 3132 02:17:33,700 --> 02:17:34,340 Tommy Hannon. 3133 02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:35,540 Thank you very much. 3134 02:17:36,680 --> 02:17:38,060 I hope you're getting on well, lads. 3135 02:17:38,260 --> 02:17:38,960 Thanks for the tip. 3136 02:17:39,280 --> 02:17:41,900 I don't know about you, but this has just descended into madness. 3137 02:17:42,700 --> 02:17:44,500 School's football team is a kicker. 3138 02:17:45,040 --> 02:17:49,340 The family is well known because they have a disability, but they don't let it stop them 3139 02:17:49,340 --> 02:17:51,020 from doing the things they love. 3140 02:17:52,640 --> 02:17:53,920 The Bunker family. 3141 02:17:55,380 --> 02:17:56,740 Fucking hell, the Bunkers. 3142 02:18:00,040 --> 02:18:01,780 Chang and Ang Bunker are... 3143 02:18:01,780 --> 02:18:03,460 Chang and Ang Bunker. 3144 02:18:04,120 --> 02:18:05,160 ...and joint twins. 3145 02:18:05,740 --> 02:18:08,340 Also known as the Siamese twins. 3146 02:18:09,060 --> 02:18:14,240 The twins were born in Thailand, and in 1829, they moved to the United States. 3147 02:18:14,740 --> 02:18:19,600 When they arrived in the US, they became very well known after they started working in freak 3148 02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:19,920 shows. 3149 02:18:20,500 --> 02:18:24,040 People didn't mock the brothers, and they were very interested in them. 3150 02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:29,240 The twins ended up leaving the freak show after being tortured regularly by their manager. 3151 02:18:29,560 --> 02:18:34,020 In 1839, they were well off financially, and they both got married. 3152 02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:39,040 Their families lived in separate houses, and they would stay at one home for a week, and 3153 02:18:39,040 --> 02:18:40,340 then the next for a week. 3154 02:18:41,080 --> 02:18:46,940 Chang passed away from a cerebral blood clot, and Ang survived for just a few hours after 3155 02:18:46,940 --> 02:18:47,960 his brother's passing. 3156 02:18:48,360 --> 02:18:51,540 The doctor said that Ang's cause of death was unknown. 3157 02:18:51,540 --> 02:18:52,540 Jesus Christ. 3158 02:18:52,540 --> 02:18:58,440 Well, I don't know how we're going to top that, to be honest. 3159 02:18:59,160 --> 02:19:04,480 It was a real eclectic mix of families billed as the most unusual families in the world. 3160 02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:06,800 Thank you very much for the tip there, Arch McCarrick. 3161 02:19:08,080 --> 02:19:11,320 But I don't think it delivered, really, to be honest. 3162 02:19:11,320 --> 02:19:15,840 As a YouTube video, it set its stall out with a real mighty premise. 3163 02:19:15,980 --> 02:19:20,520 That was, we were going to see a lot of unusual activity, but it more or less just descended 3164 02:19:20,520 --> 02:19:24,500 into a kind of people with disabilities. 3165 02:19:25,020 --> 02:19:27,160 And let's just, like, look at that scenario. 3166 02:19:27,940 --> 02:19:31,140 The family dynamic wasn't really in it much, you know. 3167 02:19:32,940 --> 02:19:36,000 There was one, there was one that was just a, it was just Siamese twins. 3168 02:19:36,120 --> 02:19:38,660 Like, you didn't see what the family life was going on in there. 3169 02:19:39,120 --> 02:19:40,540 Thank you very much, Pickled Onions. 3170 02:19:40,600 --> 02:19:45,340 Once heard of a man whose beard wouldn't stop growing till it was gifted, till he was gifted 3171 02:19:45,340 --> 02:19:48,600 a razor on his 50th birthday by concerned family members. 3172 02:19:49,360 --> 02:19:53,800 That's an interesting tale, Pickled, and hopefully we'll come across that fella at some other stage. 3173 02:19:53,880 --> 02:19:57,060 Although, I think we're off the unusual family buzz for the rest of the evening. 3174 02:19:57,360 --> 02:19:59,480 Eddie Durkin, thanks very much for your tip. 3175 02:19:59,540 --> 02:20:01,620 You say, Viper, same cards after getting. 3176 02:20:01,960 --> 02:20:02,680 Won't say that. 3177 02:20:02,820 --> 02:20:05,800 By Schligo Boys for owing serious dollar for hash. 3178 02:20:05,880 --> 02:20:07,740 Hopefully that's not the case, and he is fine. 3179 02:20:08,360 --> 02:20:09,900 Art McCarrick, how are you getting on? 3180 02:20:09,980 --> 02:20:12,360 Can you give a shout out to the stream fan, Cattle Collins? 3181 02:20:12,860 --> 02:20:16,900 Getting married tomorrow to Christina on the 20th of August. 3182 02:20:17,480 --> 02:20:20,540 You're saying getting married to, the word tomorrow wasn't even in there. 3183 02:20:20,580 --> 02:20:22,160 I don't even know why I came up with that. 3184 02:20:22,260 --> 02:20:24,220 Getting married to Christina on the 20th of August. 3185 02:20:24,640 --> 02:20:26,140 Their families aren't that unusual. 3186 02:20:26,260 --> 02:20:29,300 That's great to hear, and that they will be getting married, 3187 02:20:29,300 --> 02:20:34,660 and they won't have to appear in an exploitive YouTube video. 3188 02:20:35,800 --> 02:20:39,780 It does have 2.1 million views, though, so the guys making it do know what they're doing. 3189 02:20:39,860 --> 02:20:43,980 They're creaming off maybe a nice little bit of ad revenue from that. 3190 02:20:44,780 --> 02:20:48,940 Then again, the footage maybe isn't their own, so you could claim that footage as your own. 3191 02:20:49,940 --> 02:20:52,860 Dr. Back McCrack, thank you very much. 3192 02:20:53,040 --> 02:20:54,500 And Nilbag, thank you very much. 3193 02:20:54,620 --> 02:20:57,340 And Twin, thank you very much for the tip there. 3194 02:20:57,380 --> 02:20:59,740 I hope you are doing well. 3195 02:21:00,660 --> 02:21:02,460 So far, so good. 3196 02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:05,580 We've watched an episode of the Computer Chronicles. 3197 02:21:06,420 --> 02:21:11,440 We've looked at Stephen Donnelly in health vaccination centers and read some of the comments there, 3198 02:21:11,500 --> 02:21:12,020 and here he is. 3199 02:21:12,080 --> 02:21:20,540 More footage of Stephen Donnelly there doing his utmost to bolster the spirits of people in the vaccination centers. 3200 02:21:20,540 --> 02:21:25,540 And it's just an amazing, amazing, amazing week that we've had here as well, 3201 02:21:25,660 --> 02:21:32,440 with the vaccination program completely taking off inter-fucking-stellar space. 3202 02:21:32,880 --> 02:21:35,000 Nobody thought it was going to happen at all. 3203 02:21:35,320 --> 02:21:37,020 I didn't think it was going to happen. 3204 02:21:37,260 --> 02:21:40,680 I don't think ye did either, but it's gone fucking inter-stellar. 3205 02:21:40,900 --> 02:21:44,660 It's probably the biggest and bestest, boldest, brassiest, 3206 02:21:44,900 --> 02:21:49,200 and cheekiest vaccination program Europe has ever seen. 3207 02:21:49,500 --> 02:21:53,200 In fact, the nearest neighbors, the old enemy, the Brits, 3208 02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:56,080 they kicked the ball off with the vaccination. 3209 02:21:56,260 --> 02:21:59,160 They were trying to get the fucking vaccines out to everyone before anyone else, 3210 02:21:59,240 --> 02:22:00,420 as if to say, fuck y'all. 3211 02:22:00,640 --> 02:22:03,980 And now it seems as though we're beating them. 3212 02:22:03,980 --> 02:22:06,060 So it's a great scenario to be in. 3213 02:22:06,060 --> 02:22:08,960 A great scenario to be in. 3214 02:22:09,500 --> 02:22:13,280 And the vaccination centers have opened worldwide now, countrywide. 3215 02:22:13,480 --> 02:22:14,700 You can walk in and get a vax. 3216 02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:15,940 I hear you can get a vax. 3217 02:22:16,600 --> 02:22:17,880 Fucking delivered to the door. 3218 02:22:18,220 --> 02:22:21,400 I know a fella downtown, Pat the Vax, 3219 02:22:21,820 --> 02:22:29,300 and he is doing unauthorized back alley vaccinations for only five euro. 3220 02:22:29,420 --> 02:22:31,260 Now, on the surface, that sounds like bullshit. 3221 02:22:31,420 --> 02:22:33,540 And also, you'd say, why are you even paying for them 3222 02:22:33,540 --> 02:22:35,660 when it's free down at the chemist or your local center? 3223 02:22:35,660 --> 02:22:39,780 Well, look, Pat the Vax has had 50 years in vaccination experience. 3224 02:22:40,220 --> 02:22:42,860 He's got a rake of needles, and he loves jabbing. 3225 02:22:42,980 --> 02:22:44,680 He's doing jabbing day and night. 3226 02:22:44,740 --> 02:22:46,020 Double jabbing is what he's doing. 3227 02:22:46,140 --> 02:22:49,300 He's jabbing till the fucking sunrise, till sunset. 3228 02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:52,740 And if you want his number, if you want to get in touch with him, 3229 02:22:52,780 --> 02:22:54,360 I've got that contact details. 3230 02:22:54,440 --> 02:22:55,440 Don't you worry about that. 3231 02:22:55,480 --> 02:22:56,180 I can pass it on. 3232 02:22:56,200 --> 02:22:57,260 I'm not going to do it online. 3233 02:22:57,620 --> 02:22:59,000 I'm not going to do it over the interweb, 3234 02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:02,100 because I don't want to get shut down by the fucking powers that be. 3235 02:23:02,100 --> 02:23:08,080 The creepy boys who want you to go into the doctor's surgeries and the Brafie house and all that kind of business. 3236 02:23:08,360 --> 02:23:09,360 Don't bother your hole. 3237 02:23:09,600 --> 02:23:10,180 Pat the Vax. 3238 02:23:10,320 --> 02:23:12,020 He'll pay a fucking visit to your gaff. 3239 02:23:12,440 --> 02:23:17,800 You only have to give him tea and a biscuit and five euro for the Vax. 3240 02:23:17,860 --> 02:23:19,540 It's a crazy bit of business he's doing. 3241 02:23:19,540 --> 02:23:27,020 And it's just it's a great way that you can make a bit of money out of this pandemic as well by selling those kind of things. 3242 02:23:27,920 --> 02:23:28,640 Laura Donaghy. 3243 02:23:28,760 --> 02:23:29,480 Thank you very much. 3244 02:23:29,600 --> 02:23:32,120 Pfizer, you say that's that's great, great news. 3245 02:23:32,380 --> 02:23:35,640 And Samantha Mumba, body to body, funky to funky. 3246 02:23:36,080 --> 02:23:37,260 Wear your seatbelts. 3247 02:23:37,720 --> 02:23:39,740 We know how to rock your party. 3248 02:23:40,820 --> 02:23:43,340 Can you give a big shout out to the Discord, please? 3249 02:23:43,460 --> 02:23:44,880 Love the streams from Legfin. 3250 02:23:44,980 --> 02:23:53,060 I want to say a big, big, big, big, big, big totalitarianistic thank you to the Discord people. 3251 02:23:53,060 --> 02:23:54,280 Everyone on Discord. 3252 02:23:54,960 --> 02:23:57,580 Discord, the app, the makers of Discord. 3253 02:23:58,040 --> 02:24:00,300 It's an incredible piece of technology. 3254 02:24:00,840 --> 02:24:05,260 And it's just yet another part of the Internet you can go to and spend your time on 3255 02:24:05,260 --> 02:24:08,820 because there isn't enough time to be spent anywhere else. 3256 02:24:08,900 --> 02:24:10,940 You need to be on the Internet at all times. 3257 02:24:11,560 --> 02:24:13,660 You know, WhatsApp, it's just boring now. 3258 02:24:13,800 --> 02:24:15,840 SMS, it's yesterday's news. 3259 02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:17,200 Facebook, pfft. 3260 02:24:17,300 --> 02:24:19,200 All right, Grandad, we've had enough of you. 3261 02:24:19,920 --> 02:24:21,820 It's move on, all those things. 3262 02:24:21,820 --> 02:24:22,920 Now it's Discord. 3263 02:24:23,120 --> 02:24:24,300 It's Discord or bust. 3264 02:24:24,840 --> 02:24:28,960 And also, I want to really, really, really want to hammer home the point 3265 02:24:28,960 --> 02:24:34,060 that Discord is the future. 3266 02:24:34,440 --> 02:24:35,420 And the future is now. 3267 02:24:36,100 --> 02:24:38,900 And if we look at this, I'll tell you who told me that. 3268 02:24:39,180 --> 02:24:41,680 None other than Simon Donnelly, the health minister. 3269 02:24:42,060 --> 02:24:43,620 And here's a picture of Simon here, 3270 02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:46,720 checking up on everybody in the vaccination centre, 3271 02:24:46,860 --> 02:24:48,800 making sure they're doing the fucking God's honest. 3272 02:24:49,300 --> 02:24:53,960 Because, thanks be to God, we've got the people out there doing the God's honest. 3273 02:24:54,040 --> 02:24:57,360 Because if they were doing the fucking God's worst, or even the God's dishonest, 3274 02:24:57,360 --> 02:24:59,240 we wouldn't want them doing the God's dishonest. 3275 02:25:01,060 --> 02:25:01,380 Do you know? 3276 02:25:02,380 --> 02:25:06,300 These are the people that hold our health close to their hearts, 3277 02:25:06,540 --> 02:25:08,960 plus them we hold our health to our own hearts. 3278 02:25:09,640 --> 02:25:12,460 And it's exemplified in the comments section here. 3279 02:25:13,040 --> 02:25:14,300 People like Michael Leonard. 3280 02:25:14,520 --> 02:25:14,760 Brilliant. 3281 02:25:15,060 --> 02:25:20,220 Roll out but no cert since 21st of April, second vaccination. 3282 02:25:20,800 --> 02:25:21,640 An amazing comment. 3283 02:25:22,060 --> 02:25:27,420 John 71610523 says, replying to Stephen Donnelly. 3284 02:25:27,460 --> 02:25:29,200 Huge thanks to all involved. 3285 02:25:29,600 --> 02:25:31,740 Shane Gill with the thumbs up emoji. 3286 02:25:32,580 --> 02:25:33,500 Margaret Sullivan. 3287 02:25:33,960 --> 02:25:34,580 Go on. 3288 02:25:34,860 --> 02:25:35,840 The dream team. 3289 02:25:35,840 --> 02:25:38,020 And then tags another person in that. 3290 02:25:38,660 --> 02:25:44,100 It's an amazing fucking thing that's going on in the world at the moment, 3291 02:25:44,160 --> 02:25:45,180 and the country as well. 3292 02:25:45,480 --> 02:25:47,220 We're beholden to these people. 3293 02:25:47,540 --> 02:25:49,440 We're beholden to Stephen as well. 3294 02:25:49,880 --> 02:25:51,680 And every photo he's been in, 3295 02:25:51,920 --> 02:25:56,480 he's shown the utmost dignity and respect to everybody he's looked at 3296 02:25:56,480 --> 02:25:58,440 by giving them that kind of stance. 3297 02:25:58,560 --> 02:25:59,460 It's the gripped hands. 3298 02:25:59,600 --> 02:26:00,720 The hands gripping each other. 3299 02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:02,920 It's the body language that says, 3300 02:26:03,060 --> 02:26:06,220 Yes, I am in control of ye, 3301 02:26:06,380 --> 02:26:08,200 and ye are beautiful people. 3302 02:26:08,560 --> 02:26:10,980 Even though he doesn't say that in words, 3303 02:26:11,360 --> 02:26:12,500 the hands are a giveaway. 3304 02:26:12,640 --> 02:26:14,980 The hands are a big, big, big, big, big giveaway. 3305 02:26:15,380 --> 02:26:15,960 And look at that. 3306 02:26:16,060 --> 02:26:19,020 Every photo he's in keeps his hands clasped to himself. 3307 02:26:20,000 --> 02:26:22,240 And obviously, he wouldn't want to be shaking hands. 3308 02:26:22,360 --> 02:26:23,440 Not in the middle of the pandemic. 3309 02:26:24,960 --> 02:26:25,560 And fair play. 3310 02:26:25,620 --> 02:26:26,740 There's a lot of photographs here. 3311 02:26:26,920 --> 02:26:27,960 There's actually too many. 3312 02:26:28,540 --> 02:26:33,200 And then look, we've come across a photograph where he has released the hands. 3313 02:26:33,360 --> 02:26:33,940 And you know what? 3314 02:26:34,940 --> 02:26:35,560 Something's off. 3315 02:26:35,840 --> 02:26:36,840 Something doesn't seem right. 3316 02:26:36,940 --> 02:26:39,440 Thank you very much, Silage, for the tip. 3317 02:26:39,520 --> 02:26:40,480 Do you have a Discord link? 3318 02:26:40,800 --> 02:26:42,920 I don't have a Discord link because I don't have a Discord. 3319 02:26:43,140 --> 02:26:43,840 I don't even know. 3320 02:26:43,920 --> 02:26:44,540 Thanks for the tip. 3321 02:26:44,840 --> 02:26:47,780 When somebody, who was it that tipped in there? 3322 02:26:48,620 --> 02:26:49,620 Shout out to the Discord. 3323 02:26:49,800 --> 02:26:51,900 Legend Legfen said, give a shout out to Discord. 3324 02:26:52,100 --> 02:26:53,200 I don't know what that is. 3325 02:26:53,700 --> 02:26:54,860 Thanks very much for the tip, though. 3326 02:26:55,340 --> 02:26:55,940 Pat the Vax. 3327 02:26:56,800 --> 02:26:59,760 Get your fiver back for the free promotion, says Pat the Vax. 3328 02:26:59,840 --> 02:27:02,560 He's out there dishing out vaccines day and night. 3329 02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:05,700 Even right now at half past one in the morning. 3330 02:27:06,560 --> 02:27:06,960 Vax. 3331 02:27:07,400 --> 02:27:11,000 Pat the Vax can be at your house within an hour. 3332 02:27:11,120 --> 02:27:12,940 He's better than JustEat.e. 3333 02:27:12,940 --> 02:27:15,360 He's like the deliveroo of the vaccination program. 3334 02:27:15,920 --> 02:27:18,060 He's doing it off his own back. 3335 02:27:18,480 --> 02:27:20,120 He developed his own fucking vaccine. 3336 02:27:20,680 --> 02:27:22,260 He has a chemistry set in the house. 3337 02:27:22,600 --> 02:27:25,260 And he's friends with a fellow who runs a pharmacy in Sligo. 3338 02:27:25,380 --> 02:27:27,140 Who got struck off the list. 3339 02:27:27,240 --> 02:27:30,360 But now is still working in the pharmaceutical industry. 3340 02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:34,000 So you know that he knows enough to know that he knows what he's talking about. 3341 02:27:34,400 --> 02:27:39,080 He's got Pat the Vax stocked up to the gills with a brand new vaccine. 3342 02:27:39,320 --> 02:27:40,760 It hasn't been approved or released. 3343 02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:44,060 But look the fucking jabs that have been given out to the people around the towns. 3344 02:27:44,140 --> 02:27:49,400 By Pat the Vax have bypassed the vaccination program in and of itself. 3345 02:27:49,880 --> 02:27:50,820 Nobody's dead yet. 3346 02:27:51,180 --> 02:27:51,980 Everybody's okay. 3347 02:27:52,220 --> 02:27:53,900 And it's only a one hit wonder. 3348 02:27:54,300 --> 02:27:55,560 You've seen the two hitters. 3349 02:27:55,680 --> 02:27:56,800 You've seen the MR&E. 3350 02:27:56,900 --> 02:28:00,080 Now it's time to fucking go MR& the Vax way. 3351 02:28:00,440 --> 02:28:02,360 It's a one hit wonder. 3352 02:28:02,660 --> 02:28:03,500 In and you're out. 3353 02:28:03,880 --> 02:28:04,820 One into the delt. 3354 02:28:05,060 --> 02:28:06,640 And then another one if you want it. 3355 02:28:06,680 --> 02:28:08,100 Into the fucking thigh or the arse. 3356 02:28:08,300 --> 02:28:11,240 That's his specialist area. 3357 02:28:11,740 --> 02:28:13,080 I haven't had it done yet. 3358 02:28:13,200 --> 02:28:14,200 This is all him. 3359 02:28:14,400 --> 02:28:16,900 You have to sign a waiver to say you haven't been abused. 3360 02:28:16,900 --> 02:28:18,640 And everything will be okay. 3361 02:28:18,960 --> 02:28:19,180 Thanks. 3362 02:28:19,280 --> 02:28:21,320 By the following Tuesday weekday. 3363 02:28:21,900 --> 02:28:23,640 Do do do do do do. 3364 02:28:23,840 --> 02:28:25,160 Think about that before you. 3365 02:28:25,300 --> 02:28:27,240 Before you go head first into it. 3366 02:28:27,360 --> 02:28:28,200 Owen O'Donoghue. 3367 02:28:28,320 --> 02:28:28,980 Thanks very much. 3368 02:28:29,280 --> 02:28:29,860 Pat the Vax. 3369 02:28:29,920 --> 02:28:30,540 Thanks very much. 3370 02:28:30,780 --> 02:28:32,300 He says I call it the Pat scene. 3371 02:28:32,640 --> 02:28:33,360 It's not a vaccine. 3372 02:28:33,480 --> 02:28:34,200 It's a Pat scene. 3373 02:28:34,700 --> 02:28:35,800 Daz from Gainesville. 3374 02:28:35,880 --> 02:28:36,540 Thanks very much. 3375 02:28:37,340 --> 02:28:37,660 August. 3376 02:28:38,080 --> 02:28:38,920 Dunk Central. 3377 02:28:39,220 --> 02:28:40,020 Tell our mate Gav. 3378 02:28:40,140 --> 02:28:41,540 He needs to stand up for himself. 3379 02:28:41,880 --> 02:28:43,960 Shout out to the legends Niall, Kev and Carl. 3380 02:28:44,320 --> 02:28:44,620 Gav. 3381 02:28:45,040 --> 02:28:46,840 Stand the fuck up for yourself man. 3382 02:28:46,940 --> 02:28:47,120 Okay. 3383 02:28:47,400 --> 02:28:48,720 You have friends like Daz. 3384 02:28:49,100 --> 02:28:49,740 Or sorry. 3385 02:28:50,000 --> 02:28:50,440 Dunk. 3386 02:28:50,640 --> 02:28:51,460 You're my Dunk. 3387 02:28:51,800 --> 02:28:53,880 Texting in to say you need to stand up for yourself. 3388 02:28:54,700 --> 02:28:55,060 Okay. 3389 02:28:55,060 --> 02:28:56,760 And as well as that. 3390 02:28:57,360 --> 02:28:59,320 Niall, Kev and fucking Carl. 3391 02:28:59,880 --> 02:29:01,680 Absolute legends of the fall. 3392 02:29:02,260 --> 02:29:03,800 I cannot express. 3393 02:29:04,060 --> 02:29:06,280 And neither can words written on a page. 3394 02:29:06,540 --> 02:29:08,500 Or spoken by anybody other than me. 3395 02:29:08,820 --> 02:29:09,840 Express how much. 3396 02:29:09,840 --> 02:29:11,200 Of a legendary. 3397 02:29:11,920 --> 02:29:12,340 Fucking. 3398 02:29:13,080 --> 02:29:14,320 Lock of lads you are. 3399 02:29:14,860 --> 02:29:15,540 Three lads. 3400 02:29:15,860 --> 02:29:16,980 Living together in a house. 3401 02:29:17,660 --> 02:29:19,880 Living it up in times of COVID and despair. 3402 02:29:20,320 --> 02:29:21,620 An unbelievable journey. 3403 02:29:21,820 --> 02:29:23,460 An unbelievable tale and story. 3404 02:29:23,580 --> 02:29:24,780 That solidifies friendship. 3405 02:29:24,980 --> 02:29:26,160 And really exemplifies. 3406 02:29:26,580 --> 02:29:28,960 True spirit, grit, determination, tenacity. 3407 02:29:29,140 --> 02:29:31,260 In this fucking COVID-19 age. 3408 02:29:31,340 --> 02:29:33,800 Which has grabbed us by the fucking neck. 3409 02:29:34,240 --> 02:29:35,840 Strangled the fuck out of us. 3410 02:29:36,080 --> 02:29:36,800 And told us. 3411 02:29:37,000 --> 02:29:39,060 You're not going anywhere you cunts yet. 3412 02:29:39,060 --> 02:29:40,380 But it doesn't matter. 3413 02:29:40,380 --> 02:29:41,440 Because we've got the spirit. 3414 02:29:41,760 --> 02:29:43,300 And we've got our good friend Pat. 3415 02:29:43,360 --> 02:29:44,520 Who's always on hand. 3416 02:29:44,840 --> 02:29:48,020 Stephen Donnelly sometimes doesn't hold his hands together. 3417 02:29:48,020 --> 02:29:49,180 Like in this image here. 3418 02:29:49,560 --> 02:29:49,940 And it's in. 3419 02:29:50,080 --> 02:29:50,300 It's. 3420 02:29:50,420 --> 02:29:51,180 I have to say. 3421 02:29:51,300 --> 02:29:52,980 It's a little bit disconcerting. 3422 02:29:54,440 --> 02:29:55,000 None. 3423 02:29:55,160 --> 02:29:56,040 None more. 3424 02:29:56,720 --> 02:29:57,080 Than. 3425 02:29:57,740 --> 02:29:58,560 Liam here. 3426 02:29:58,560 --> 02:29:59,360 Liam O'Grady. 3427 02:29:59,520 --> 02:29:59,760 Who's. 3428 02:29:59,760 --> 02:30:01,020 Who's actually chimed in. 3429 02:30:01,420 --> 02:30:01,620 With. 3430 02:30:02,040 --> 02:30:02,680 We'll read. 3431 02:30:02,680 --> 02:30:04,620 We'll read Stephen Donnelly's gambit first. 3432 02:30:04,700 --> 02:30:04,880 Which is. 3433 02:30:04,980 --> 02:30:06,600 Just met Aoife and Adam in Cork. 3434 02:30:06,980 --> 02:30:08,180 Both age 16. 3435 02:30:08,280 --> 02:30:09,360 And getting their vaccines. 3436 02:30:09,560 --> 02:30:11,660 Probably among the first of their age group. 3437 02:30:11,660 --> 02:30:12,480 In the country to get it. 3438 02:30:12,720 --> 02:30:14,320 Great to see such enthusiasm for the vaccines. 3439 02:30:14,740 --> 02:30:16,460 I couldn't have said it better than myself. 3440 02:30:16,520 --> 02:30:17,660 Even if I was an elected. 3441 02:30:18,220 --> 02:30:19,060 Member of. 3442 02:30:19,420 --> 02:30:20,960 The fucking parliament or government. 3443 02:30:21,480 --> 02:30:22,340 Liam O'Grady says. 3444 02:30:22,500 --> 02:30:22,680 Minister. 3445 02:30:22,840 --> 02:30:24,980 What material was provided to their parents. 3446 02:30:25,060 --> 02:30:25,480 To make. 3447 02:30:25,860 --> 02:30:27,060 An informed decision. 3448 02:30:27,200 --> 02:30:28,540 On vaccinating their children. 3449 02:30:29,120 --> 02:30:31,440 The JCVI in the UK state. 3450 02:30:31,600 --> 02:30:33,160 There's not sufficient data yet. 3451 02:30:33,200 --> 02:30:35,540 To approve them for the 12 to 17 year olds. 3452 02:30:37,440 --> 02:30:38,480 We'll leave that though. 3453 02:30:38,860 --> 02:30:39,080 Oh yeah. 3454 02:30:39,160 --> 02:30:39,960 Pat McCabe then. 3455 02:30:40,040 --> 02:30:41,680 Has absolutely owned Liam. 3456 02:30:41,980 --> 02:30:42,620 And just says. 3457 02:30:42,740 --> 02:30:43,640 We're not in the UK. 3458 02:30:44,220 --> 02:30:46,020 But he hasn't got as many likes. 3459 02:30:46,240 --> 02:30:46,780 As Liam. 3460 02:30:47,100 --> 02:30:48,840 So he hasn't been ratioed. 3461 02:30:49,420 --> 02:30:49,940 Ratioed. 3462 02:30:50,020 --> 02:30:51,020 Is a new term. 3463 02:30:51,420 --> 02:30:53,760 For the social media generation. 3464 02:30:54,160 --> 02:30:55,560 Generation brain dead. 3465 02:30:55,920 --> 02:30:56,280 Where. 3466 02:30:56,540 --> 02:30:56,760 You. 3467 02:30:56,940 --> 02:30:57,780 You just reply. 3468 02:30:58,000 --> 02:30:59,060 Ratioed to a comment. 3469 02:30:59,280 --> 02:30:59,900 And hopefully. 3470 02:31:00,380 --> 02:31:01,300 Somebody will fucking. 3471 02:31:01,440 --> 02:31:02,400 Give you more likes then. 3472 02:31:02,480 --> 02:31:02,860 And then. 3473 02:31:03,240 --> 02:31:04,840 You can dine out on that story. 3474 02:31:05,400 --> 02:31:05,880 Um. 3475 02:31:06,720 --> 02:31:07,100 Never. 3476 02:31:07,620 --> 02:31:08,720 Because it actually has. 3477 02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:10,180 No relevance in the real world. 3478 02:31:10,260 --> 02:31:10,740 What's whether. 3479 02:31:10,900 --> 02:31:11,000 And. 3480 02:31:11,140 --> 02:31:11,520 And perhaps. 3481 02:31:11,720 --> 02:31:13,500 A shocking and frightening tale. 3482 02:31:13,980 --> 02:31:14,840 For a lot of us. 3483 02:31:15,160 --> 02:31:16,100 Who have bought into. 3484 02:31:16,100 --> 02:31:17,640 The social media gen. 3485 02:31:17,640 --> 02:31:18,940 Is that you can't. 3486 02:31:18,940 --> 02:31:19,540 Trade in. 3487 02:31:19,760 --> 02:31:21,140 These likes and share tokens. 3488 02:31:21,560 --> 02:31:22,320 Down the pub. 3489 02:31:22,840 --> 02:31:23,640 Or down the jobs. 3490 02:31:24,520 --> 02:31:24,920 Market. 3491 02:31:25,040 --> 02:31:25,900 Or anything like that. 3492 02:31:26,100 --> 02:31:26,680 It's uh. 3493 02:31:26,720 --> 02:31:27,400 Thanks for the tip. 3494 02:31:27,600 --> 02:31:28,460 It's a zero. 3495 02:31:28,960 --> 02:31:29,240 Sum. 3496 02:31:29,880 --> 02:31:30,240 Game. 3497 02:31:30,780 --> 02:31:31,100 And. 3498 02:31:31,300 --> 02:31:32,220 We do see that. 3499 02:31:32,220 --> 02:31:33,320 Right now. 3500 02:31:33,360 --> 02:31:34,920 A lot of people are divesting. 3501 02:31:34,920 --> 02:31:35,480 Uh. 3502 02:31:35,560 --> 02:31:36,120 Interests. 3503 02:31:36,460 --> 02:31:36,620 And. 3504 02:31:36,700 --> 02:31:37,400 And time. 3505 02:31:37,980 --> 02:31:39,260 Away from reality. 3506 02:31:39,260 --> 02:31:40,380 In and of itself. 3507 02:31:40,840 --> 02:31:41,240 Into. 3508 02:31:41,580 --> 02:31:41,700 Uh. 3509 02:31:41,880 --> 02:31:42,800 An absolute. 3510 02:31:42,800 --> 02:31:43,380 An absolute fucking. 3511 02:31:44,020 --> 02:31:44,860 Centralized. 3512 02:31:45,660 --> 02:31:46,840 System of messages. 3513 02:31:47,320 --> 02:31:47,640 Uh. 3514 02:31:48,080 --> 02:31:48,560 Memes. 3515 02:31:48,760 --> 02:31:49,160 GIFs. 3516 02:31:49,320 --> 02:31:50,340 And whatever the fuck. 3517 02:31:50,840 --> 02:31:51,200 Uh. 3518 02:31:51,280 --> 02:31:51,580 And. 3519 02:31:51,700 --> 02:31:51,860 Uh. 3520 02:31:51,860 --> 02:31:52,080 They're. 3521 02:31:52,160 --> 02:31:52,700 They're actually. 3522 02:31:53,000 --> 02:31:53,180 Uh. 3523 02:31:53,620 --> 02:31:54,540 They're going insane. 3524 02:31:55,620 --> 02:31:56,380 But I mean. 3525 02:31:57,500 --> 02:31:58,180 It has to happen. 3526 02:31:58,500 --> 02:31:59,080 It has to happen. 3527 02:31:59,160 --> 02:31:59,840 If it doesn't happen. 3528 02:32:00,200 --> 02:32:01,160 What else is there to do? 3529 02:32:01,260 --> 02:32:02,400 It's 2021. 3530 02:32:02,680 --> 02:32:03,920 Nearly 2022 lads. 3531 02:32:04,220 --> 02:32:04,840 We're in the future. 3532 02:32:04,960 --> 02:32:06,880 You thought there'd be tinfoil fucking robots. 3533 02:32:07,220 --> 02:32:07,800 Cooking you dinner. 3534 02:32:07,920 --> 02:32:08,620 Food and pills. 3535 02:32:09,180 --> 02:32:09,880 Flying cars. 3536 02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:10,800 Hasn't happened yet. 3537 02:32:10,880 --> 02:32:12,160 But we have got social media. 3538 02:32:12,560 --> 02:32:13,600 And it's really. 3539 02:32:13,760 --> 02:32:14,280 Thanks for the tip. 3540 02:32:14,280 --> 02:32:15,560 Taking a hold of us in a new way. 3541 02:32:15,800 --> 02:32:16,280 Pat the Vax. 3542 02:32:16,320 --> 02:32:17,180 Thanks very much for the tip. 3543 02:32:17,260 --> 02:32:18,760 The only known side effects so far. 3544 02:32:18,880 --> 02:32:19,140 Are one. 3545 02:32:19,200 --> 02:32:20,280 You become an absolute lad. 3546 02:32:20,480 --> 02:32:20,760 Two. 3547 02:32:21,020 --> 02:32:22,820 You become an absolute seshmat. 3548 02:32:23,060 --> 02:32:23,360 Three. 3549 02:32:23,700 --> 02:32:25,200 You instinctively travel. 3550 02:32:25,620 --> 02:32:25,760 Oh. 3551 02:32:25,960 --> 02:32:28,100 You instinctively try to headbutt people. 3552 02:32:28,780 --> 02:32:30,120 Who startled you. 3553 02:32:30,360 --> 02:32:31,760 Slash approach from behind. 3554 02:32:32,240 --> 02:32:32,760 And four. 3555 02:32:32,940 --> 02:32:34,620 You get ravenous cravings for hash. 3556 02:32:34,980 --> 02:32:37,000 Haven't had any of those side effects yet. 3557 02:32:37,100 --> 02:32:37,520 Myself. 3558 02:32:37,620 --> 02:32:38,120 Neil Bogg. 3559 02:32:38,140 --> 02:32:39,220 Thanks very much for the tip. 3560 02:32:39,520 --> 02:32:40,680 I hope you're getting on with Declan. 3561 02:32:40,920 --> 02:32:42,220 Nerney and Gimpy Ewan. 3562 02:32:42,480 --> 02:32:43,040 Uno Donnie. 3563 02:32:43,120 --> 02:32:43,680 Pat the Vax. 3564 02:32:43,780 --> 02:32:44,460 Daz from Gainesville. 3565 02:32:44,840 --> 02:32:45,940 It's great to have you lads. 3566 02:32:46,020 --> 02:32:46,640 Great to see you. 3567 02:32:46,700 --> 02:32:47,500 And I hope you're doing well. 3568 02:32:47,540 --> 02:32:48,540 Even though I can't really see you. 3569 02:32:48,540 --> 02:32:49,280 I can see the messages. 3570 02:32:49,420 --> 02:32:50,060 And yet again. 3571 02:32:50,060 --> 02:32:50,820 We've got another. 3572 02:32:51,240 --> 02:32:52,040 Crouching tiger. 3573 02:32:52,360 --> 02:32:53,540 Hidden Donnelly moment. 3574 02:32:53,920 --> 02:32:54,740 Where he's just. 3575 02:32:54,740 --> 02:32:55,920 Sidled up. 3576 02:32:56,320 --> 02:32:57,020 To some people. 3577 02:32:57,280 --> 02:32:58,480 Sitting down in a. 3578 02:32:58,480 --> 02:33:00,640 Fucking dystopian vaccination centre. 3579 02:33:01,080 --> 02:33:02,020 And he's listening. 3580 02:33:02,860 --> 02:33:04,000 And that's what you gotta do. 3581 02:33:04,260 --> 02:33:04,980 If you're a politician. 3582 02:33:05,380 --> 02:33:06,900 You need to be a listener as well. 3583 02:33:06,980 --> 02:33:08,840 It's not just all about having the Spielberg. 3584 02:33:09,260 --> 02:33:11,340 And being able to fucking talk ad nauseum. 3585 02:33:11,520 --> 02:33:12,200 And doll chambers. 3586 02:33:12,660 --> 02:33:14,940 About how we should be following the Nordic model. 3587 02:33:15,140 --> 02:33:15,760 And blah blah blah. 3588 02:33:15,860 --> 02:33:16,460 This that and the other. 3589 02:33:16,820 --> 02:33:17,960 You need to be able to sit down. 3590 02:33:18,020 --> 02:33:19,400 And pretend that you give a fuck. 3591 02:33:19,440 --> 02:33:20,440 About what people are saying. 3592 02:33:20,500 --> 02:33:22,280 So you can continue to have a job. 3593 02:33:22,520 --> 02:33:23,060 A well. 3594 02:33:23,320 --> 02:33:23,620 Paid. 3595 02:33:23,840 --> 02:33:24,100 Job. 3596 02:33:24,100 --> 02:33:28,360 And you execute your duties. 3597 02:33:28,620 --> 02:33:29,200 With dignity. 3598 02:33:29,760 --> 02:33:30,880 With veracity. 3599 02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:31,760 Tenacity. 3600 02:33:32,200 --> 02:33:33,060 And I've always said. 3601 02:33:33,120 --> 02:33:34,100 Grit and determination. 3602 02:33:34,400 --> 02:33:35,040 It's nothing new. 3603 02:33:36,040 --> 02:33:37,180 Moving on here to a. 3604 02:33:37,300 --> 02:33:38,720 An unbelievable. 3605 02:33:39,440 --> 02:33:40,460 Astounding image. 3606 02:33:41,920 --> 02:33:42,920 Of the man. 3607 02:33:43,180 --> 02:33:44,460 With the master plan himself. 3608 02:33:44,540 --> 02:33:45,000 Steve Donnelly. 3609 02:33:45,020 --> 02:33:46,480 At the top of the fucking. 3610 02:33:47,020 --> 02:33:48,500 Corridor of pain. 3611 02:33:49,100 --> 02:33:50,440 A final stop on Wednesday. 3612 02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:52,260 Was the Kilkenny vaccination centre. 3613 02:33:52,380 --> 02:33:53,420 Great to be able to thank. 3614 02:33:53,460 --> 02:33:55,660 All involved with Jennifer Mernon O'Connor. 3615 02:33:56,200 --> 02:33:57,420 And let's have a look. 3616 02:33:57,540 --> 02:34:00,700 Any detractors in the comments there. 3617 02:34:00,980 --> 02:34:02,220 It's great to see Shane Gill. 3618 02:34:02,380 --> 02:34:03,380 Is cropping up. 3619 02:34:03,580 --> 02:34:04,340 Time and time again. 3620 02:34:04,400 --> 02:34:05,960 With a lovely thumb. 3621 02:34:06,720 --> 02:34:08,480 Just to give Steve Donnelly. 3622 02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:10,160 The lovely thumb of truth and justice. 3623 02:34:10,320 --> 02:34:10,700 But then. 3624 02:34:11,180 --> 02:34:11,960 All that work. 3625 02:34:11,960 --> 02:34:12,980 Is soon. 3626 02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:14,260 And suddenly undone. 3627 02:34:14,640 --> 02:34:15,960 By our old friend. 3628 02:34:16,720 --> 02:34:17,460 Susie Buckley. 3629 02:34:17,600 --> 02:34:18,100 Who is. 3630 02:34:18,900 --> 02:34:19,840 Chomping at the bit. 3631 02:34:20,120 --> 02:34:20,940 To get her. 3632 02:34:21,160 --> 02:34:21,980 Opinion seen. 3633 02:34:22,400 --> 02:34:23,160 And here we go. 3634 02:34:23,260 --> 02:34:24,140 Here's another little. 3635 02:34:25,040 --> 02:34:26,380 Messed up tweet here. 3636 02:34:26,520 --> 02:34:27,540 From Susie Buckley. 3637 02:34:27,880 --> 02:34:28,980 How dare you. 3638 02:34:29,580 --> 02:34:30,380 Let's just read this. 3639 02:34:30,480 --> 02:34:30,600 Sorry. 3640 02:34:31,620 --> 02:34:32,800 How dare you. 3641 02:34:32,880 --> 02:34:33,540 Thanks for the tip. 3642 02:34:33,640 --> 02:34:33,960 Like Ben. 3643 02:34:34,020 --> 02:34:34,680 And Connor Williams. 3644 02:34:34,740 --> 02:34:35,360 Thank you very much. 3645 02:34:35,940 --> 02:34:37,100 How dare you. 3646 02:34:38,440 --> 02:34:39,800 You messed up badly. 3647 02:34:40,520 --> 02:34:41,760 You destroyed families. 3648 02:34:42,540 --> 02:34:43,220 And the country. 3649 02:34:44,220 --> 02:34:46,240 With an unlicensed test. 3650 02:34:47,180 --> 02:34:48,600 And false positives. 3651 02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,960 Question mark. 3652 02:34:49,960 --> 02:34:51,300 It's a strange. 3653 02:34:51,300 --> 02:34:51,740 Bit of. 3654 02:34:52,120 --> 02:34:52,460 Diction. 3655 02:34:52,780 --> 02:34:53,820 It's a strange. 3656 02:34:53,820 --> 02:34:54,980 Bit of grammatical. 3657 02:34:54,980 --> 02:34:55,520 License. 3658 02:34:55,520 --> 02:34:56,220 That you've taken. 3659 02:34:56,720 --> 02:34:57,700 The accusatory. 3660 02:34:58,220 --> 02:34:59,220 Accusatory tone. 3661 02:34:59,440 --> 02:35:00,540 And the accusatory. 3662 02:35:00,540 --> 02:35:01,780 Structure of the sentence. 3663 02:35:02,000 --> 02:35:02,920 With a real. 3664 02:35:03,080 --> 02:35:03,420 Final. 3665 02:35:03,640 --> 02:35:04,060 Screwball. 3666 02:35:04,160 --> 02:35:05,160 Twist of a question. 3667 02:35:05,160 --> 02:35:06,080 Mark at the end. 3668 02:35:06,480 --> 02:35:07,400 Which leaves us all. 3669 02:35:07,460 --> 02:35:08,200 Asking questions. 3670 02:35:08,460 --> 02:35:09,340 What the fuck. 3671 02:35:09,340 --> 02:35:09,880 Are you meaning. 3672 02:35:09,880 --> 02:35:10,320 Susie. 3673 02:35:10,660 --> 02:35:11,340 Because it doesn't. 3674 02:35:11,380 --> 02:35:11,940 Make sense. 3675 02:35:12,360 --> 02:35:12,980 And a final. 3676 02:35:13,140 --> 02:35:13,460 And that. 3677 02:35:13,800 --> 02:35:14,620 This subtweet. 3678 02:35:14,840 --> 02:35:15,900 Was yet another tweet. 3679 02:35:15,900 --> 02:35:17,020 Of another subtweet. 3680 02:35:18,020 --> 02:35:18,960 One giant. 3681 02:35:19,180 --> 02:35:19,720 Fuck up. 3682 02:35:20,760 --> 02:35:21,460 Donnelly Steven. 3683 02:35:22,320 --> 02:35:23,320 PCR fails. 3684 02:35:23,860 --> 02:35:24,780 FDA review. 3685 02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:26,420 All past tested. 3686 02:35:26,480 --> 02:35:27,220 Is now inaccurate. 3687 02:35:27,900 --> 02:35:28,980 Get these dangerous. 3688 02:35:29,240 --> 02:35:29,980 Bastards out. 3689 02:35:30,060 --> 02:35:30,880 Before they do. 3690 02:35:30,960 --> 02:35:31,660 More harm. 3691 02:35:32,620 --> 02:35:33,640 Crazy bit of business. 3692 02:35:34,140 --> 02:35:34,920 And then that. 3693 02:35:34,980 --> 02:35:35,500 That tweet. 3694 02:35:35,500 --> 02:35:36,320 Is yet another. 3695 02:35:36,320 --> 02:35:37,680 Subtweet of another tweet. 3696 02:35:37,960 --> 02:35:38,100 And you. 3697 02:35:38,340 --> 02:35:39,160 This is some. 3698 02:35:39,500 --> 02:35:40,380 Is this her? 3699 02:35:41,500 --> 02:35:42,180 Look at this. 3700 02:35:42,780 --> 02:35:43,700 Crazy bit of business. 3701 02:35:43,700 --> 02:35:44,280 Going on here. 3702 02:35:44,340 --> 02:35:44,840 Let's have a look. 3703 02:35:44,900 --> 02:35:46,080 It's some vaccine info. 3704 02:35:46,320 --> 02:35:47,440 From a woman. 3705 02:35:47,700 --> 02:35:48,120 On TikTok. 3706 02:35:48,420 --> 02:35:49,320 With a green screen. 3707 02:35:50,100 --> 02:35:51,040 And we all know. 3708 02:35:51,120 --> 02:35:52,100 You should never trust. 3709 02:35:52,320 --> 02:35:52,680 Anyone. 3710 02:35:52,980 --> 02:35:53,840 Who is talking to you. 3711 02:35:53,880 --> 02:35:54,320 On the internet. 3712 02:35:54,540 --> 02:35:55,540 With a green screen. 3713 02:35:55,780 --> 02:35:56,320 And there are. 3714 02:35:56,440 --> 02:35:57,540 A few exceptions to that. 3715 02:35:57,800 --> 02:35:58,720 Obviously myself. 3716 02:35:59,240 --> 02:36:00,380 And Pat the Vax. 3717 02:36:00,540 --> 02:36:01,040 Who's launching. 3718 02:36:01,160 --> 02:36:01,960 His brand new YouTube. 3719 02:36:02,080 --> 02:36:02,680 Thanks for the tip. 3720 02:36:02,860 --> 02:36:03,900 And TikTok soon enough. 3721 02:36:04,060 --> 02:36:04,520 Matt Ryan. 3722 02:36:04,620 --> 02:36:05,140 Thanks very much. 3723 02:36:05,180 --> 02:36:05,900 I hope you're doing well. 3724 02:36:06,620 --> 02:36:08,000 Take these cans out. 3725 02:36:08,580 --> 02:36:09,160 Pat the Vax. 3726 02:36:09,180 --> 02:36:09,780 Thanks very much. 3727 02:36:10,080 --> 02:36:11,180 I'm working on a new. 3728 02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:12,900 Pat scene delivery system. 3729 02:36:13,320 --> 02:36:14,180 I attach the needle. 3730 02:36:14,340 --> 02:36:14,820 To a drone. 3731 02:36:15,260 --> 02:36:16,080 And just fucking. 3732 02:36:16,200 --> 02:36:16,880 Launch the thing. 3733 02:36:16,960 --> 02:36:17,380 It cuts. 3734 02:36:17,920 --> 02:36:18,880 Completely original. 3735 02:36:19,300 --> 02:36:20,140 Patent pending. 3736 02:36:20,280 --> 02:36:20,460 You say. 3737 02:36:20,520 --> 02:36:20,980 Well good luck. 3738 02:36:21,000 --> 02:36:21,760 With the patent pending. 3739 02:36:21,760 --> 02:36:22,380 On that Pat. 3740 02:36:22,780 --> 02:36:23,400 Let's have a look. 3741 02:36:23,420 --> 02:36:24,180 At this thing here. 3742 02:36:24,400 --> 02:36:25,180 This lady here. 3743 02:36:25,220 --> 02:36:25,600 On TikTok. 3744 02:36:25,820 --> 02:36:26,580 She's got a. 3745 02:36:28,660 --> 02:36:30,000 It starts off normal. 3746 02:36:30,100 --> 02:36:31,020 Oh she's got a green screen. 3747 02:36:31,100 --> 02:36:32,280 And then it goes into her car. 3748 02:36:32,660 --> 02:36:33,220 Let's have a look. 3749 02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:39,940 America should be pissed. 3750 02:36:40,100 --> 02:36:40,640 Not even. 3751 02:36:40,760 --> 02:36:41,820 It's not even Irish. 3752 02:36:42,400 --> 02:36:43,400 Crazy bit of business. 3753 02:36:43,760 --> 02:36:44,560 Off right now. 3754 02:36:45,520 --> 02:36:46,040 Pissed. 3755 02:36:48,700 --> 02:36:49,640 Were you pissed. 3756 02:36:49,680 --> 02:36:50,520 When you did the editing. 3757 02:36:51,320 --> 02:36:52,340 Inover Medical Group. 3758 02:36:52,480 --> 02:36:52,880 Recalls. 3759 02:36:53,360 --> 02:36:53,800 Unauthorized. 3760 02:36:53,860 --> 02:36:54,740 SARS COVID-2. 3761 02:36:54,820 --> 02:36:55,180 Antigen. 3762 02:36:55,280 --> 02:36:55,880 Rapid quality. 3763 02:36:56,260 --> 02:36:57,200 There's nothing wrong. 3764 02:36:57,280 --> 02:36:58,720 I fucking bought one. 3765 02:36:58,800 --> 02:36:59,200 From little. 3766 02:36:59,280 --> 02:36:59,860 The last day. 3767 02:36:59,920 --> 02:37:00,340 I did it. 3768 02:37:00,400 --> 02:37:01,660 I stuck one up the nose. 3769 02:37:01,700 --> 02:37:02,240 And in the mouth. 3770 02:37:02,820 --> 02:37:03,200 Negative. 3771 02:37:03,860 --> 02:37:04,600 It's grand. 3772 02:37:04,880 --> 02:37:05,680 No one's going to know. 3773 02:37:05,760 --> 02:37:06,280 My business. 3774 02:37:06,280 --> 02:37:06,640 That. 3775 02:37:06,640 --> 02:37:06,940 That. 3776 02:37:06,940 --> 02:37:06,980 That. 3777 02:37:07,100 --> 02:37:07,580 That result. 3778 02:37:07,580 --> 02:37:08,980 Doesn't have to go over to anyone. 3779 02:37:09,100 --> 02:37:09,500 It's grand. 3780 02:37:09,960 --> 02:37:10,460 I'll even. 3781 02:37:11,140 --> 02:37:11,880 Do you want. 3782 02:37:12,000 --> 02:37:13,420 I'll even fucking do a. 3783 02:37:13,420 --> 02:37:15,280 A rapid COVID test now. 3784 02:37:15,380 --> 02:37:15,900 To prove. 3785 02:37:16,120 --> 02:37:17,140 I haven't got COVID. 3786 02:37:17,220 --> 02:37:18,520 Because there's a lot of people out there. 3787 02:37:18,600 --> 02:37:18,880 Saying. 3788 02:37:19,380 --> 02:37:20,480 I can see it in the chat. 3789 02:37:21,020 --> 02:37:21,460 Francis. 3790 02:37:21,460 --> 02:37:22,180 You're bullshitting. 3791 02:37:22,320 --> 02:37:22,520 You're. 3792 02:37:22,620 --> 02:37:22,860 You're. 3793 02:37:22,860 --> 02:37:23,160 You're. 3794 02:37:23,160 --> 02:37:24,260 You're spreading misinformation. 3795 02:37:24,800 --> 02:37:25,800 You've probably got COVID. 3796 02:37:26,880 --> 02:37:28,640 Matt Ryan is after tipping there. 3797 02:37:28,720 --> 02:37:29,020 Saying. 3798 02:37:29,280 --> 02:37:29,820 I know well. 3799 02:37:29,840 --> 02:37:30,540 You've got COVID. 3800 02:37:30,660 --> 02:37:31,100 You cunt. 3801 02:37:31,500 --> 02:37:32,500 Sorry about the language guys. 3802 02:37:32,560 --> 02:37:33,920 But this is the kind of abuse. 3803 02:37:33,920 --> 02:37:34,420 I'm getting. 3804 02:37:34,700 --> 02:37:34,840 From. 3805 02:37:35,460 --> 02:37:36,640 People who I believed. 3806 02:37:36,980 --> 02:37:37,320 To be. 3807 02:37:37,920 --> 02:37:38,960 On friendly terms. 3808 02:37:39,040 --> 02:37:39,560 With Matt Ryan. 3809 02:37:39,800 --> 02:37:40,580 You've got COVID. 3810 02:37:41,180 --> 02:37:42,220 Prove it or otherwise. 3811 02:37:42,700 --> 02:37:44,300 You won't have a fan in the morning. 3812 02:37:44,660 --> 02:37:45,880 If you turn up positive. 3813 02:37:46,420 --> 02:37:46,920 Fuck you. 3814 02:37:47,220 --> 02:37:48,220 And thanks for the streams. 3815 02:37:48,500 --> 02:37:48,940 Love them. 3816 02:37:49,600 --> 02:37:50,360 Your friend Matt. 3817 02:37:50,360 --> 02:37:51,300 Thanks very much Matt. 3818 02:37:51,380 --> 02:37:51,920 For that nice. 3819 02:37:52,740 --> 02:37:53,680 Sentiment at the end. 3820 02:37:53,900 --> 02:37:54,560 Although you did. 3821 02:37:54,640 --> 02:37:55,420 Level accusations. 3822 02:37:55,600 --> 02:37:56,300 Of cuntishness. 3823 02:37:56,340 --> 02:37:57,120 And cuntory at me. 3824 02:37:57,160 --> 02:37:58,140 Before you got to there. 3825 02:37:58,820 --> 02:37:59,800 I'm going to do it guys. 3826 02:37:59,920 --> 02:38:00,660 We're going to do it. 3827 02:38:00,760 --> 02:38:01,380 You want to see. 3828 02:38:01,540 --> 02:38:01,640 You. 3829 02:38:01,840 --> 02:38:03,360 You think it's a load of bullshit. 3830 02:38:03,480 --> 02:38:03,940 You're wrong. 3831 02:38:04,340 --> 02:38:05,780 I'm going and doing a test. 3832 02:38:05,860 --> 02:38:06,380 Right here. 3833 02:38:06,660 --> 02:38:07,300 Right now. 3834 02:38:07,440 --> 02:38:08,700 And you've brought it on yourself. 3835 02:38:09,060 --> 02:38:10,420 I'll just leave you with this lid here. 3836 02:38:10,460 --> 02:38:11,400 Where I go and prepare. 3837 02:38:11,660 --> 02:38:12,840 Grab the test. 3838 02:38:13,660 --> 02:38:14,420 Grab the test. 3839 02:38:14,500 --> 02:38:14,840 Bring it over. 3840 02:38:14,960 --> 02:38:15,360 We'll prep it. 3841 02:38:15,400 --> 02:38:16,120 It's going to be grand. 3842 02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:17,720 Our COVID-19 test. 3843 02:38:17,960 --> 02:38:19,500 Has failed its full review. 3844 02:38:20,960 --> 02:38:22,780 Its emergency use authorization. 3845 02:38:23,240 --> 02:38:24,120 Has been revoked. 3846 02:38:24,480 --> 02:38:26,340 It is a class one recall. 3847 02:38:26,460 --> 02:38:28,340 Which is the most serious of recalls. 3848 02:38:28,340 --> 02:38:30,720 Because of too many false positives. 3849 02:38:31,760 --> 02:38:34,440 This is the test that started the pandemic. 3850 02:38:35,000 --> 02:38:38,840 This was the test used in all the nursing homes in Washington and New York. 3851 02:38:39,300 --> 02:38:43,040 This was the only test in use in May of 2020. 3852 02:38:43,160 --> 02:38:43,620 Look. 3853 02:38:43,620 --> 02:38:48,840 I have only sat down and witnessed and heard three seconds of the video there. 3854 02:38:48,940 --> 02:38:50,000 But instantaneously. 3855 02:38:50,440 --> 02:38:52,560 Just based on instinct alone. 3856 02:38:52,980 --> 02:39:00,480 I know that I wouldn't really be able to give any more time to this person in real life. 3857 02:39:01,180 --> 02:39:04,560 Let alone the fact that she's gone and made the video as well. 3858 02:39:04,560 --> 02:39:05,560 It just. 3859 02:39:05,560 --> 02:39:08,080 You know people do give off a vibe. 3860 02:39:08,080 --> 02:39:08,560 Don't they? 3861 02:39:09,040 --> 02:39:09,460 So I mean. 3862 02:39:09,700 --> 02:39:13,740 I can't really be beholden to people's opinions regarding a pandemic. 3863 02:39:13,740 --> 02:39:16,100 When they come across as people. 3864 02:39:16,340 --> 02:39:18,220 You run the fuck away from. 3865 02:39:19,020 --> 02:39:20,860 If you run across the street. 3866 02:39:20,980 --> 02:39:21,680 If they were there. 3867 02:39:21,840 --> 02:39:23,000 Like you would cross the street. 3868 02:39:23,340 --> 02:39:24,640 That's just the case of it. 3869 02:39:25,080 --> 02:39:25,980 It's the top and bottom. 3870 02:39:26,320 --> 02:39:26,920 Right here. 3871 02:39:27,160 --> 02:39:28,140 We have the little test. 3872 02:39:28,560 --> 02:39:32,040 All you absolute wise arses out there saying you're a bollocks. 3873 02:39:32,460 --> 02:39:33,480 You're spreading misinformation. 3874 02:39:34,160 --> 02:39:35,200 You've actually got COVID. 3875 02:39:35,340 --> 02:39:36,920 Someone said on the stream there. 3876 02:39:37,000 --> 02:39:38,580 Said you've got the fucking COVID. 3877 02:39:40,120 --> 02:39:41,620 Just fess up. 3878 02:39:41,820 --> 02:39:42,800 Or we're calling the guards. 3879 02:39:42,880 --> 02:39:44,240 Someone said we're calling the guards. 3880 02:39:45,700 --> 02:39:46,320 It's a waste of time. 3881 02:39:46,400 --> 02:39:47,440 You took the SARS shilling. 3882 02:39:47,560 --> 02:39:48,100 Someone says. 3883 02:39:48,540 --> 02:39:49,520 A lot of people saying. 3884 02:39:49,920 --> 02:39:51,180 All that stuff as well. 3885 02:39:51,260 --> 02:39:52,340 Saying you're a sellout. 3886 02:39:52,340 --> 02:39:53,600 You've took the Sputnik. 3887 02:39:53,980 --> 02:39:56,400 You have Putin's rubbish injected into your veins. 3888 02:39:57,000 --> 02:39:57,400 Lads. 3889 02:39:58,040 --> 02:39:59,920 Wake up and smell the fucking Putin. 3890 02:40:00,940 --> 02:40:01,240 Do you know. 3891 02:40:02,120 --> 02:40:02,740 It's happening. 3892 02:40:03,600 --> 02:40:04,500 Get with the program. 3893 02:40:05,540 --> 02:40:09,380 I haven't got the fucking SARS COVID virus. 3894 02:40:09,600 --> 02:40:11,920 And we're going testing it out right here right now. 3895 02:40:12,740 --> 02:40:14,480 Just make sure we've got it fucking sanitized. 3896 02:40:14,700 --> 02:40:17,400 It says that you can't eat within half an hour of doing the test. 3897 02:40:17,520 --> 02:40:18,200 I haven't had. 3898 02:40:18,300 --> 02:40:19,900 I had a banana an hour ago. 3899 02:40:20,280 --> 02:40:20,780 It's grand. 3900 02:40:21,180 --> 02:40:22,660 Doesn't say anything about cans. 3901 02:40:23,100 --> 02:40:24,140 We just hit the cans. 3902 02:40:24,340 --> 02:40:26,200 And then we'll give ourselves a little test. 3903 02:40:26,500 --> 02:40:27,720 We'll go to sleep with fucking. 3904 02:40:28,260 --> 02:40:29,220 A clear head. 3905 02:40:29,440 --> 02:40:29,900 Clear mind. 3906 02:40:33,900 --> 02:40:34,900 Oh yeah. 3907 02:40:40,580 --> 02:40:45,340 Let's just put on some cheery music here for the COVID test. 3908 02:40:53,340 --> 02:40:57,340 Maybe we can put her on in the background while they unmute. 3909 02:40:57,340 --> 02:41:01,820 Crazy business. 3910 02:41:04,820 --> 02:41:05,300 So. 3911 02:41:05,820 --> 02:41:08,440 When you get your SARS COVID test from Nidl. 3912 02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:10,120 You have five items. 3913 02:41:11,280 --> 02:41:13,540 You have the nasal rod. 3914 02:41:14,080 --> 02:41:15,620 Which goes into your mouth as well. 3915 02:41:15,880 --> 02:41:17,860 Goes into the mouth first before the nose. 3916 02:41:17,980 --> 02:41:18,280 Because. 3917 02:41:18,760 --> 02:41:19,580 Who knows. 3918 02:41:19,780 --> 02:41:21,420 What would happen if you did it the other way around. 3919 02:41:21,480 --> 02:41:25,200 You'll be putting all sorts of gack into the back of your throat. 3920 02:41:25,440 --> 02:41:26,600 It's not really on is it. 3921 02:41:28,740 --> 02:41:30,460 You've a tube your bell. 3922 02:41:31,420 --> 02:41:32,880 Mike Oldfield style. 3923 02:41:33,320 --> 02:41:36,520 And you fill that with the gack after you've swabbed your gob. 3924 02:41:38,960 --> 02:41:40,800 Inside the little pouching. 3925 02:41:41,360 --> 02:41:43,240 There's also the COVID formula. 3926 02:41:43,520 --> 02:41:44,920 3.500. 3927 02:41:45,520 --> 02:41:46,280 The T virus. 3928 02:41:46,440 --> 02:41:47,660 From Resident Evil 2. 3929 02:41:48,300 --> 02:41:51,980 This will act as a rapid antigenistic T virus. 3930 02:41:52,400 --> 02:41:52,920 Precursor. 3931 02:41:53,160 --> 02:41:53,660 To what. 3932 02:41:53,940 --> 02:41:54,640 SARS COVID. 3933 02:41:54,940 --> 02:41:55,540 Wants to be. 3934 02:41:55,840 --> 02:41:56,520 Not what it is. 3935 02:41:56,640 --> 02:41:57,520 What it wants to be. 3936 02:42:00,460 --> 02:42:02,900 Then you'll find inside the fucking. 3937 02:42:03,740 --> 02:42:04,260 Sachet. 3938 02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:05,400 You've got a rapid. 3939 02:42:05,640 --> 02:42:06,060 SARS. 3940 02:42:06,520 --> 02:42:06,920 COVID. 3941 02:42:07,160 --> 02:42:07,420 2. 3942 02:42:07,600 --> 02:42:08,620 Antigen test. 3943 02:42:10,180 --> 02:42:10,620 Card. 3944 02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:11,540 Now this. 3945 02:42:11,720 --> 02:42:12,840 Is the real. 3946 02:42:13,360 --> 02:42:14,060 Deal baby. 3947 02:42:14,860 --> 02:42:15,900 You don't get these. 3948 02:42:16,060 --> 02:42:17,000 Anywhere else. 3949 02:42:18,020 --> 02:42:19,620 Other than the fucking real place. 3950 02:42:19,720 --> 02:42:19,780 I. 3951 02:42:19,920 --> 02:42:21,080 The purity of these. 3952 02:42:21,160 --> 02:42:21,740 Is being tested. 3953 02:42:22,540 --> 02:42:23,600 The purity of these. 3954 02:42:23,660 --> 02:42:24,120 Is being tested. 3955 02:42:24,240 --> 02:42:24,780 And they're fucking. 3956 02:42:25,020 --> 02:42:25,720 Pure man. 3957 02:42:26,880 --> 02:42:27,540 It's like. 3958 02:42:27,720 --> 02:42:28,600 Fish scale. 3959 02:42:30,140 --> 02:42:31,080 COVID tests. 3960 02:42:31,640 --> 02:42:32,180 Made by. 3961 02:42:32,400 --> 02:42:32,920 Boson. 3962 02:42:33,580 --> 02:42:34,060 Biotech. 3963 02:42:35,000 --> 02:42:36,480 I want to tell you something else. 3964 02:42:36,580 --> 02:42:37,140 About these things. 3965 02:42:37,220 --> 02:42:37,540 They don't. 3966 02:42:37,620 --> 02:42:38,460 They don't fucking lie. 3967 02:42:40,300 --> 02:42:41,200 So that's that. 3968 02:42:41,360 --> 02:42:42,140 What we do is. 3969 02:42:42,240 --> 02:42:42,900 We set up. 3970 02:42:43,000 --> 02:42:43,620 Our rack. 3971 02:42:43,800 --> 02:42:44,020 Now. 3972 02:42:44,200 --> 02:42:44,760 What you need. 3973 02:42:44,800 --> 02:42:45,580 Is a little rack. 3974 02:42:45,620 --> 02:42:46,820 To put your fucking stuff in. 3975 02:42:48,980 --> 02:42:49,540 Someone saying. 3976 02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:50,580 It's full of 5G. 3977 02:42:50,720 --> 02:42:51,460 Don't listen to them. 3978 02:42:51,500 --> 02:42:52,740 That's a load of misinformation. 3979 02:42:53,160 --> 02:42:53,940 It's designed. 3980 02:42:54,060 --> 02:42:54,840 To make you feel like. 3981 02:42:54,840 --> 02:42:56,220 You don't know what the fuck's going on. 3982 02:42:56,280 --> 02:42:57,340 It's a waste of time. 3983 02:42:57,800 --> 02:42:58,320 The messaging. 3984 02:42:58,320 --> 02:42:59,220 Is a waste of time. 3985 02:43:02,720 --> 02:43:05,100 I was trying to find the rack there lad. 3986 02:43:05,180 --> 02:43:05,440 Sorry. 3987 02:43:05,900 --> 02:43:06,540 I found it. 3988 02:43:07,700 --> 02:43:08,560 Found the rack. 3989 02:43:10,280 --> 02:43:11,520 And once you go rack. 3990 02:43:11,640 --> 02:43:12,420 You can't go back. 3991 02:43:12,500 --> 02:43:12,620 Now. 3992 02:43:12,940 --> 02:43:13,680 The stuff. 3993 02:43:13,780 --> 02:43:14,480 Sits in there. 3994 02:43:14,560 --> 02:43:14,800 Hopefully. 3995 02:43:14,900 --> 02:43:16,340 We can rig a camera up here. 3996 02:43:17,000 --> 02:43:19,000 Let's rig a second camera up guys. 3997 02:43:19,100 --> 02:43:20,540 So you can see the racket test. 3998 02:43:23,160 --> 02:43:24,400 Don't go away guys. 3999 02:43:26,260 --> 02:43:26,780 Because. 4000 02:43:28,140 --> 02:43:29,240 We're finding out. 4001 02:43:29,320 --> 02:43:29,920 Right here. 4002 02:43:30,020 --> 02:43:30,480 Right now. 4003 02:43:30,560 --> 02:43:31,380 We're going to find out. 4004 02:43:31,420 --> 02:43:32,100 Whether or not. 4005 02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:33,260 Frances Higgins. 4006 02:43:33,500 --> 02:43:34,080 The Viper. 4007 02:43:34,160 --> 02:43:34,600 On YouTube. 4008 02:43:35,240 --> 02:43:36,420 Has COVID-19. 4009 02:43:36,700 --> 02:43:37,300 Stay with us. 4010 02:43:37,340 --> 02:43:38,540 It's going to be fucking electric. 4011 02:43:39,020 --> 02:43:40,200 We'll just put her back on. 4012 02:43:40,280 --> 02:43:40,660 Then again. 4013 02:43:40,740 --> 02:43:41,280 For some background. 4014 02:43:41,280 --> 02:44:11,260 We'll just go back on. 4015 02:44:11,260 --> 02:44:13,260 Where is this? 4016 02:44:13,260 --> 02:44:43,240 Thank you. 4017 02:44:43,240 --> 02:45:13,220 Thank you. 4018 02:45:13,220 --> 02:45:15,220 Thank you. 4019 02:45:15,220 --> 02:45:17,220 Thank you. 4020 02:45:17,220 --> 02:45:18,220 Oh, I have it. 4021 02:45:18,320 --> 02:45:18,860 I have it. 4022 02:45:19,020 --> 02:45:20,360 The camera has been sourced. 4023 02:45:21,360 --> 02:45:30,720 And we can continue with this rapid antigen test, which is going to finish off a very, very, very eventful night on the stream. 4024 02:45:30,840 --> 02:45:32,280 It's a crazy bit of business altogether. 4025 02:45:33,000 --> 02:45:34,160 Testine, thank you very much. 4026 02:45:34,220 --> 02:45:37,920 Please clip the section of the stream as an instructional video for the test. 4027 02:45:37,980 --> 02:45:38,820 Don't worry about that. 4028 02:45:39,140 --> 02:45:42,360 What we're going to do is get this fucking camera rigged up. 4029 02:45:42,920 --> 02:45:47,220 Rigor Mortis from the Robot Wars. 4030 02:45:47,300 --> 02:45:47,840 Remember him. 4031 02:45:48,680 --> 02:45:51,080 What an absolute amazing robot that was. 4032 02:45:51,660 --> 02:45:53,080 Well done to the moment. 4033 02:45:56,900 --> 02:45:58,000 That's got it there. 4034 02:46:00,220 --> 02:46:01,420 Brand new. 4035 02:46:01,560 --> 02:46:03,540 Hopefully we don't have to restart OBS. 4036 02:46:04,420 --> 02:46:06,280 Because that would be nothing but BS. 4037 02:46:07,100 --> 02:46:14,280 We can go and add webcam 2 there to the proceedings and we can really get this show on the road. 4038 02:46:14,640 --> 02:46:15,780 Video capture device. 4039 02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,220 Webcam 2. 4040 02:46:19,820 --> 02:46:20,460 Activate. 4041 02:46:22,040 --> 02:46:22,880 Is it coming on? 4042 02:46:26,440 --> 02:46:27,300 Can't fucking see it. 4043 02:46:29,380 --> 02:46:30,660 Maybe we can just use this. 4044 02:46:37,780 --> 02:46:38,780 Here we go, guys. 4045 02:46:38,860 --> 02:46:39,860 This is it. 4046 02:46:39,980 --> 02:46:41,320 This is as real as it gets. 4047 02:46:42,580 --> 02:46:46,620 Now, what you want to do is put your Yoakamabob inside the rack. 4048 02:46:47,740 --> 02:46:49,180 Stick that into the rack there. 4049 02:46:49,180 --> 02:46:53,180 Make sure everything's wiped down. 4050 02:46:53,280 --> 02:46:55,340 As you can see, I have a very clean surface here. 4051 02:46:56,240 --> 02:46:56,940 Few marks. 4052 02:46:57,040 --> 02:46:57,560 Few scratches. 4053 02:46:58,200 --> 02:46:59,320 Nothing I can't handle. 4054 02:47:00,120 --> 02:47:05,180 And what we're going to do is really go to town here on this rapid antigen thing. 4055 02:47:05,960 --> 02:47:08,520 And also, it's nice to have a few cans as well. 4056 02:47:08,640 --> 02:47:09,400 Just at the side. 4057 02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:10,260 Just in case. 4058 02:47:10,340 --> 02:47:13,660 I know they said you're not allowed to really indulge in drink. 4059 02:47:14,120 --> 02:47:17,280 But, I mean, you got to do what you got to do. 4060 02:47:18,820 --> 02:47:19,340 Let's see. 4061 02:47:19,400 --> 02:47:21,820 It's hard enough now to do this with the... 4062 02:47:22,540 --> 02:47:24,780 You put that fucking stuff in there, do you? 4063 02:47:24,980 --> 02:47:25,540 You do, yeah. 4064 02:47:25,600 --> 02:47:26,180 You put that... 4065 02:47:26,180 --> 02:47:29,900 What we do first is we put the liquid into the yolk there. 4066 02:47:30,500 --> 02:47:32,720 This is going to tell us if we've got COVID-19. 4067 02:47:33,720 --> 02:47:37,140 Has there ever been a crazier bit of business than this? 4068 02:47:37,400 --> 02:47:38,400 I'm fucking... 4069 02:47:38,400 --> 02:47:38,780 I don't know. 4070 02:47:38,840 --> 02:47:39,780 I don't know what's going on. 4071 02:47:39,800 --> 02:47:40,560 What if I have it? 4072 02:47:40,860 --> 02:47:44,280 If I have it, then we're all going to find out. 4073 02:47:44,360 --> 02:47:45,220 We're all going to find out. 4074 02:47:45,300 --> 02:47:50,640 It could actually be damaging for me really to be publicly doing this because then I can't lie about it. 4075 02:47:51,360 --> 02:47:52,440 Which is not ethical. 4076 02:47:52,920 --> 02:47:54,080 And I wouldn't do that anyway. 4077 02:47:54,200 --> 02:47:59,820 Even if I did find out I had COVID, it wouldn't be in my nature to lie about it and go about my daily business. 4078 02:48:00,480 --> 02:48:04,040 What I would do is probably think about it first before I told you. 4079 02:48:06,420 --> 02:48:10,900 Now, what we'll do with this is we'll tip that yolk into there. 4080 02:48:12,700 --> 02:48:14,520 And that's got a load of juice in it. 4081 02:48:14,780 --> 02:48:16,320 Pop that into the fishizzle. 4082 02:48:19,340 --> 02:48:20,300 And there we go. 4083 02:48:20,720 --> 02:48:21,660 Crazy bit of business. 4084 02:48:21,940 --> 02:48:22,920 Pop the cap on that. 4085 02:48:24,200 --> 02:48:25,520 Pop a cap in your ass. 4086 02:48:29,860 --> 02:48:30,540 Right, yes. 4087 02:48:30,620 --> 02:48:31,880 You do that and then you... 4088 02:48:31,880 --> 02:48:32,800 Oh, yeah, this is your test. 4089 02:48:33,020 --> 02:48:34,300 Then you open up your test. 4090 02:48:34,700 --> 02:48:34,920 Now. 4091 02:48:34,920 --> 02:48:37,620 Have you ever seen one of these? 4092 02:48:39,420 --> 02:48:40,860 Fucking COVID test, man. 4093 02:48:41,880 --> 02:48:42,800 COVID-19. 4094 02:48:43,840 --> 02:48:47,040 And what you do there is you've got a little strip. 4095 02:48:47,940 --> 02:48:49,300 And if it goes to T... 4096 02:48:49,300 --> 02:48:52,700 If it gives you two lines, you've got COVID-19. 4097 02:48:53,840 --> 02:48:57,800 And if it gives you one line, you've not got COVID-19. 4098 02:48:58,960 --> 02:49:00,460 We'll just prompt that there. 4099 02:49:02,080 --> 02:49:04,240 Big shout out to everyone there in the chat. 4100 02:49:04,300 --> 02:49:05,400 I hope you're doing well. 4101 02:49:05,660 --> 02:49:06,960 Pat the Vax MEP here. 4102 02:49:07,020 --> 02:49:07,740 I hope you're doing well. 4103 02:49:07,800 --> 02:49:08,440 Leg fend. 4104 02:49:08,960 --> 02:49:09,240 Testing. 4105 02:49:09,520 --> 02:49:11,700 I hope everything is going well with you guys. 4106 02:49:12,420 --> 02:49:13,340 It's a crazy bit of business. 4107 02:49:13,560 --> 02:49:14,480 I didn't think we'd be here. 4108 02:49:14,560 --> 02:49:15,540 We're testing for COVID. 4109 02:49:15,900 --> 02:49:17,060 I don't think I have it. 4110 02:49:17,920 --> 02:49:23,540 I've been mingling, mixing around like, you know, a few hands were shaking there the other day. 4111 02:49:25,080 --> 02:49:26,020 Rubbing shoulders. 4112 02:49:26,020 --> 02:49:30,220 But there was no breathing, you know, in each other's personal space. 4113 02:49:32,140 --> 02:49:35,960 Regardless, we've heard about how this fucker spreads and it gets around. 4114 02:49:36,080 --> 02:49:37,380 You know about the Delta variant. 4115 02:49:38,200 --> 02:49:38,980 Did you hear about that? 4116 02:49:39,600 --> 02:49:43,040 That's the fucking variant of COVID-19 from India. 4117 02:49:44,660 --> 02:49:48,380 And that is doing rakes of damage. 4118 02:49:49,320 --> 02:49:50,280 All over the globe. 4119 02:49:50,780 --> 02:49:52,440 It's a crazy bit of stuff altogether. 4120 02:49:57,180 --> 02:50:14,980 Mark Corcoran is right in saying my uncle Tommy actually ate a spoonful of COVID-19 a day for the last six months to build up what he considers to be the most resistant immune system ever known to man on the earth. 4121 02:50:15,980 --> 02:50:19,260 And the likes of Bezos and Elon Musk. 4122 02:50:19,460 --> 02:50:21,640 All these fucking technocrat cunts. 4123 02:50:22,100 --> 02:50:22,420 Technocunts. 4124 02:50:22,720 --> 02:50:23,240 They don't. 4125 02:50:23,680 --> 02:50:25,860 They don't even have the immune system that Tommy has. 4126 02:50:25,940 --> 02:50:26,480 Papa Carlo. 4127 02:50:26,620 --> 02:50:27,260 Thank you very much. 4128 02:50:27,360 --> 02:50:27,940 And Legfen. 4129 02:50:28,060 --> 02:50:28,720 Thank you very much. 4130 02:50:28,980 --> 02:50:30,140 Had to do a few tests. 4131 02:50:30,620 --> 02:50:31,860 All positive outcome. 4132 02:50:31,980 --> 02:50:32,520 Thank God. 4133 02:50:32,840 --> 02:50:34,500 So they all said, I don't have it. 4134 02:50:34,580 --> 02:50:35,100 Good luck to you. 4135 02:50:36,440 --> 02:50:36,760 Legfen. 4136 02:50:36,880 --> 02:50:37,120 Thank you. 4137 02:50:37,160 --> 02:50:38,360 Please don't talk about COVID. 4138 02:50:38,480 --> 02:50:40,080 I watch you for COVID escape. 4139 02:50:40,420 --> 02:50:40,740 Okay. 4140 02:50:40,840 --> 02:50:41,220 Well, look. 4141 02:50:41,480 --> 02:50:43,100 I want to escape it as well. 4142 02:50:43,440 --> 02:50:44,540 But I got to tell you something. 4143 02:50:45,040 --> 02:50:46,340 My head is racked. 4144 02:50:46,760 --> 02:50:49,800 Because I was fucking mingling the other day. 4145 02:50:50,100 --> 02:50:51,540 As I said, rubbing shoulders. 4146 02:50:52,000 --> 02:50:54,260 There was a bit of kickball in the field with a few lads. 4147 02:50:55,280 --> 02:50:57,240 There was a time we both went for the ball. 4148 02:50:57,680 --> 02:50:58,760 And it was a kind of a fucking. 4149 02:50:59,880 --> 02:51:01,540 You know, there might have been a bit of. 4150 02:51:03,540 --> 02:51:05,040 Into each other's face. 4151 02:51:05,520 --> 02:51:06,960 We didn't spit in each other's face. 4152 02:51:07,040 --> 02:51:09,320 It wasn't that kind of a hangout. 4153 02:51:10,480 --> 02:51:13,080 But you don't know how these molecules project. 4154 02:51:13,220 --> 02:51:14,100 You don't know where they go. 4155 02:51:14,100 --> 02:51:15,160 We've seen the science. 4156 02:51:15,520 --> 02:51:17,180 You've seen your man McConkie. 4157 02:51:17,700 --> 02:51:18,780 He knows his stuff. 4158 02:51:19,420 --> 02:51:24,120 And he was saying that the fucking globules can really fucking get around. 4159 02:51:24,780 --> 02:51:25,440 Big time. 4160 02:51:26,400 --> 02:51:28,160 And Stephen Donnelly can get around. 4161 02:51:28,280 --> 02:51:28,920 Look at this. 4162 02:51:30,000 --> 02:51:30,760 If these images. 4163 02:51:30,940 --> 02:51:33,420 These images might make you feel a little bit better there. 4164 02:51:33,500 --> 02:51:34,160 Papa Carlo. 4165 02:51:35,640 --> 02:51:36,680 And tiny ship. 4166 02:51:36,740 --> 02:51:37,560 I hope you're doing well. 4167 02:51:37,620 --> 02:51:39,200 Number one immune system and leg fan. 4168 02:51:39,280 --> 02:51:41,760 These images might make you feel a little bit more comfortable. 4169 02:51:42,700 --> 02:51:44,760 As we really hit the turf here. 4170 02:51:45,760 --> 02:51:46,560 We're really. 4171 02:51:46,640 --> 02:51:48,600 This is where the rubber meets the road guys. 4172 02:51:49,060 --> 02:51:50,660 This is where the rubber meets the road. 4173 02:51:50,800 --> 02:51:52,660 There's no time now for dilly dallying. 4174 02:51:53,400 --> 02:51:55,340 This is a COVID test. 4175 02:51:55,520 --> 02:51:58,240 Probably the first COVID test live on air. 4176 02:51:59,280 --> 02:52:01,200 And I'm bearing my soul here. 4177 02:52:01,440 --> 02:52:03,060 So we don't know what's going to go on. 4178 02:52:03,380 --> 02:52:04,540 We don't know what's going to go on. 4179 02:52:05,240 --> 02:52:06,800 There we go with the test there. 4180 02:52:07,480 --> 02:52:09,360 We've got our fucking dipstick. 4181 02:52:10,520 --> 02:52:11,400 So the dips. 4182 02:52:11,540 --> 02:52:12,640 We have to use the dipstick. 4183 02:52:13,000 --> 02:52:13,940 One in the gob. 4184 02:52:14,840 --> 02:52:17,200 And then one up the fucking schnozzle. 4185 02:52:18,380 --> 02:52:20,400 And you blend it around. 4186 02:52:20,640 --> 02:52:23,460 And you fucking lubeger it back into the mambo box. 4187 02:52:23,860 --> 02:52:25,240 Give that little swizzle. 4188 02:52:25,720 --> 02:52:27,620 And then Bob's your uncle after five minutes. 4189 02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:29,460 You can tip that shit into the fucking brick. 4190 02:52:30,060 --> 02:52:32,580 And they'll tell you whether or not you're fucking sound or you're fucked. 4191 02:52:34,300 --> 02:52:35,520 Big shout out to everyone there. 4192 02:52:35,580 --> 02:52:36,280 Borg Sticky. 4193 02:52:36,760 --> 02:52:37,240 Vanti. 4194 02:52:38,280 --> 02:52:38,760 Morgoth. 4195 02:52:39,000 --> 02:52:39,960 Joey Darcy. 4196 02:52:40,200 --> 02:52:40,640 Sean. 4197 02:52:40,800 --> 02:52:41,160 Quib. 4198 02:52:41,860 --> 02:52:42,780 Lemon Fox. 4199 02:52:43,320 --> 02:52:44,600 And Kieran Toomey as well. 4200 02:52:44,640 --> 02:52:45,560 I hope you're doing well. 4201 02:52:46,460 --> 02:52:47,580 It's a crazy bit of business guys. 4202 02:52:53,180 --> 02:52:53,860 Here we go. 4203 02:52:54,020 --> 02:52:54,500 Jamie D. 4204 02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:56,020 Jamie D. 4205 02:52:56,100 --> 02:52:56,860 I hope you're doing well. 4206 02:52:56,980 --> 02:52:57,520 And Tobes. 4207 02:52:59,480 --> 02:52:59,920 Okay. 4208 02:53:00,120 --> 02:53:00,760 Let's get going. 4209 02:53:01,420 --> 02:53:02,200 We're ready. 4210 02:53:02,380 --> 02:53:02,960 We're locked. 4211 02:53:03,100 --> 02:53:03,640 We're loaded. 4212 02:53:03,940 --> 02:53:06,820 We've our fucking globule inside the box. 4213 02:53:07,500 --> 02:53:08,520 Ready to rock. 4214 02:53:08,900 --> 02:53:14,780 Now it's all about steam shafting your RFI with the fucking dipstick. 4215 02:53:16,280 --> 02:53:17,560 You take this out. 4216 02:53:18,280 --> 02:53:19,920 Make sure nobody breathes on it. 4217 02:53:20,360 --> 02:53:23,080 Fortunately there's nobody in this room other than myself. 4218 02:53:24,300 --> 02:53:25,720 Let's just get down to business. 4219 02:53:26,000 --> 02:53:28,520 I don't know if you want to watch this. 4220 02:53:29,880 --> 02:53:32,360 Should I make the screen smaller or what's the story? 4221 02:53:32,500 --> 02:53:34,880 Is it not right to show you this or? 4222 02:53:36,200 --> 02:53:37,500 Let's just fucking go for it. 4223 02:53:38,000 --> 02:53:38,740 It's not nice. 4224 02:53:41,260 --> 02:53:45,220 Here we go. 4225 02:53:45,220 --> 02:53:45,240 Here we go. 4226 02:53:45,300 --> 02:53:45,520 Let's. 4227 02:53:47,100 --> 02:53:49,760 COVID-19 fucking rapid antigen little test. 4228 02:53:49,840 --> 02:53:51,140 25 euro for five. 4229 02:53:51,140 --> 02:54:12,300 Thanks for the tip. 4230 02:54:12,300 --> 02:54:12,300 Thanks for the tip. 4231 02:54:12,300 --> 02:54:14,300 *Clears* 4232 02:54:14,300 --> 02:54:16,300 *Clears* 4233 02:54:16,300 --> 02:54:18,300 *Clears* 4234 02:54:18,300 --> 02:54:20,300 *Clears* 4235 02:54:20,300 --> 02:54:22,300 *Clears* 4236 02:54:22,300 --> 02:54:24,300 *Clears* 4237 02:54:24,300 --> 02:54:26,300 *Clears* 4238 02:54:26,300 --> 02:54:28,300 *Clears* 4239 02:54:28,300 --> 02:54:30,300 *Clears* 4240 02:54:30,300 --> 02:54:32,300 *Clears* 4241 02:54:32,300 --> 02:54:34,300 *Clears* 4242 02:54:34,300 --> 02:54:36,300 *Clears* 4243 02:54:36,300 --> 02:54:38,300 *Clears* 4244 02:54:38,300 --> 02:54:40,300 *Clears* 4245 02:54:40,300 --> 02:54:42,300 I... 4246 02:54:42,300 --> 02:54:44,300 I... 4247 02:54:44,300 --> 02:54:48,300 I... 4248 02:54:48,300 --> 02:55:17,020 I'm not going to do this. 4249 02:55:17,020 --> 02:55:19,020 I'm not going to do up the nose one on camera. 4250 02:55:19,020 --> 02:55:20,380 I'll just turn around to do it. 4251 02:55:20,380 --> 02:55:21,760 Because fuck that. 4252 02:55:21,760 --> 02:55:23,380 Like crazy bit of business. 4253 02:55:30,700 --> 02:55:35,900 Thanks for the tip. 4254 02:55:45,740 --> 02:56:01,720 Fucking crying man. 4255 02:56:02,920 --> 02:56:03,720 Fucking crying. 4256 02:56:05,400 --> 02:56:06,040 Tears. 4257 02:56:06,380 --> 02:56:07,260 It's tough. 4258 02:56:08,740 --> 02:56:09,540 It's tough. 4259 02:56:09,540 --> 02:56:16,140 Christy and Kenny, thanks very much. 4260 02:56:26,780 --> 02:56:29,300 Now, we'll stick that into the booster. 4261 02:56:29,300 --> 02:56:37,700 Mix that around. 4262 02:56:37,700 --> 02:56:37,720 Mix that around. 4263 02:56:49,120 --> 02:56:50,580 You throw that away then. 4264 02:56:50,760 --> 02:56:51,900 Don't leave that lying around. 4265 02:56:52,000 --> 02:56:54,840 Because if it is COVID infected, someone might get COVID off it. 4266 02:56:55,640 --> 02:56:58,980 Leave that just in our handy little holder there for a bit. 4267 02:56:59,520 --> 02:57:02,860 If you want, just do a little bit of a shake around. 4268 02:57:03,600 --> 02:57:05,960 Tom Cruise in cocktail kind of vibes. 4269 02:57:06,600 --> 02:57:09,360 And make sure that's well, well, well, well mixed. 4270 02:57:13,440 --> 02:57:16,220 We're about to take the test of truth in just a moment. 4271 02:57:24,420 --> 02:57:25,640 Crazy bit of business, guys. 4272 02:57:25,740 --> 02:57:27,440 But I mean, I do owe it to y'all. 4273 02:57:28,700 --> 02:57:29,500 Loyal viewers. 4274 02:57:30,280 --> 02:57:32,620 I want to prove to you that I'm clean as fuck. 4275 02:57:33,880 --> 02:57:36,460 A lot of people have been saying to you, you're on the stream. 4276 02:57:37,280 --> 02:57:42,300 It's nice to see a stream in Francis, but it would be a lot nicer if we knew that you were COVID negative. 4277 02:57:43,660 --> 02:57:45,660 And at the moment, we're unsure. 4278 02:57:46,380 --> 02:57:46,980 And I can't. 4279 02:57:47,100 --> 02:57:48,500 Someone said, there's a tip. 4280 02:57:48,580 --> 02:57:49,120 Thanks very much. 4281 02:57:49,280 --> 02:57:52,160 Miles Salmon is just after tipping five euro there. 4282 02:57:52,260 --> 02:57:52,880 Thanks, Miles. 4283 02:57:53,260 --> 02:57:58,340 But he does leave it with a caveat saying, happy to watch the stream, Miles. 4284 02:57:58,460 --> 02:57:58,960 I mean, Francis. 4285 02:57:59,500 --> 02:58:02,940 But we want to know whether or not you're COVID negative. 4286 02:58:03,420 --> 02:58:08,280 Lot of nasty rumors going around that you are COVID pause. 4287 02:58:10,340 --> 02:58:12,720 All I can say is, Miles, we're going to get this done. 4288 02:58:12,720 --> 02:58:19,800 And I promise you, my fucking thanks and gratitude for you goes miles itself. 4289 02:58:21,440 --> 02:58:22,440 We've got it here. 4290 02:58:22,840 --> 02:58:26,400 We're about to take this fucking COVID test into the next realm. 4291 02:58:26,700 --> 02:58:28,680 It could go one way, positive. 4292 02:58:28,980 --> 02:58:29,820 It could go the other. 4293 02:58:31,020 --> 02:58:31,940 But I owe it to ye. 4294 02:58:32,580 --> 02:58:38,300 As loyal, loyal, loyal, loyal, loyalists of the show. 4295 02:58:47,300 --> 02:58:48,300 Here we go, guys. 4296 02:58:52,420 --> 02:59:19,560 There's one drop. 4297 02:59:19,560 --> 02:59:21,820 They say two to three drops. 4298 02:59:22,400 --> 02:59:25,120 One drop has gone into the testing kit at the moment. 4299 02:59:26,240 --> 02:59:27,840 We're going for the second one. 4300 02:59:28,300 --> 02:59:29,720 The proof is in the pudding. 4301 02:59:30,120 --> 02:59:32,100 The pudding is in the eating. 4302 02:59:32,580 --> 02:59:34,120 Will there be any eating in this? 4303 02:59:34,800 --> 02:59:35,660 Not a chance. 4304 02:59:36,120 --> 02:59:36,720 Not a chance. 4305 02:59:36,800 --> 02:59:40,360 I'm going to be eating in the bottle. 4306 02:59:40,360 --> 02:59:42,360 I'm going for the first time. 4307 02:59:42,360 --> 02:59:42,360 I'm going for the first time. 4308 02:59:42,360 --> 02:59:43,360 I'm going for the first time. 4309 02:59:43,360 --> 02:59:44,360 I'm going for the first time. 4310 02:59:44,360 --> 02:59:44,360 I'm going for the first time. 4311 02:59:44,360 --> 02:59:45,360 I'm going for the first time. 4312 02:59:45,360 --> 02:59:45,360 I'm going for the first time. 4313 02:59:45,360 --> 02:59:46,360 I'm going for the first time. 4314 02:59:46,360 --> 02:59:47,360 I'm going for the first time. 4315 02:59:47,360 --> 02:59:48,360 I'm going for the first time. 4316 02:59:48,360 --> 02:59:51,680 Man takes a live COVID test. 4317 02:59:52,200 --> 02:59:52,960 No fear. 4318 02:59:52,960 --> 02:59:53,560 No bullshit. 4319 02:59:53,560 --> 02:59:55,140 I'm giving it to you straight. 4320 02:59:55,140 --> 02:59:56,200 Both barrels, guys. 4321 02:59:57,200 --> 02:59:58,360 We have to wait ten. 4322 02:59:58,760 --> 03:00:00,240 We could be waiting five. 4323 03:00:00,360 --> 03:00:01,340 It could be two minutes. 4324 03:00:01,480 --> 03:00:04,320 We have to wait at least ten to give us a correct result. 4325 03:00:04,740 --> 03:00:08,160 So far, nothing is appearing on the fucking filmstrip. 4326 03:00:12,120 --> 03:00:15,520 So far, nothing has appeared on the filmstrip, guys. 4327 03:00:16,520 --> 03:00:19,240 There's a bit of a line at the bottom. 4328 03:00:20,840 --> 03:00:22,320 Awful nervous now, guys. 4329 03:00:23,080 --> 03:00:24,300 Awful nervous now. 4330 03:00:24,860 --> 03:00:27,800 If I have COVID, I'm sharing it with the world. 4331 03:00:28,280 --> 03:00:30,460 Can you imagine what that's going to do for me? 4332 03:00:30,580 --> 03:00:32,120 My self-esteem, my standing. 4333 03:00:32,820 --> 03:00:36,960 If everybody out there on the streets knows that I'm a carrier of the fucking plague. 4334 03:00:39,600 --> 03:00:43,360 Yet again, it's just me putting myself in the fucking firing line for ye. 4335 03:00:44,340 --> 03:00:50,120 I can't believe I've been streaming every night for the past six months and none of you have bothered to tune in. 4336 03:00:50,400 --> 03:00:51,720 It's a fucking disgrace. 4337 03:00:52,420 --> 03:00:57,360 In the middle of a pandemic as well, the one thing I needed was the support and you didn't turn up. 4338 03:00:57,500 --> 03:00:58,340 Well, you're here now. 4339 03:00:58,340 --> 03:01:06,340 Still nothing. 4340 03:01:06,680 --> 03:01:07,320 Thanks for the tip. 4341 03:01:07,460 --> 03:01:09,180 Thanks very much, Tig for the tip. 4342 03:01:11,760 --> 03:01:12,580 Tig says, 4343 03:01:12,580 --> 03:01:16,440 The up the nose segment is an incredible display of willpower. 4344 03:01:16,780 --> 03:01:17,860 Herzog Shue says, 4345 03:01:17,920 --> 03:01:23,240 I've heard that the rapid tests were only created to train people to get rid of their gag reflexes. 4346 03:01:23,460 --> 03:01:25,560 So they give better slob jobs. 4347 03:01:26,120 --> 03:01:27,860 Is there any truth to the rumor? 4348 03:01:28,420 --> 03:01:29,400 Question mark. 4349 03:01:30,260 --> 03:01:31,540 I'm not going to answer that. 4350 03:01:31,620 --> 03:01:34,700 I'm not going to dignify that bullshit question with a response. 4351 03:01:35,080 --> 03:01:37,780 But I will dignify your tip with a thank you, Herzog. 4352 03:01:38,040 --> 03:01:39,300 And thank you very much. 4353 03:01:40,260 --> 03:01:41,120 Here we go. 4354 03:01:47,980 --> 03:01:51,060 The time is 10 past 2 a.m. in the morning. 4355 03:01:52,280 --> 03:01:57,100 And the fucking COVID test still isn't showing us anything at the moment. 4356 03:01:58,500 --> 03:02:00,680 Stephen Donnelly waits in the background. 4357 03:02:01,160 --> 03:02:02,600 Hands clasped. 4358 03:02:02,940 --> 03:02:03,820 Where is thumbs? 4359 03:02:04,260 --> 03:02:06,860 Where are Stephen's thumbs in the picture? 4360 03:02:07,560 --> 03:02:08,620 Are they... 4361 03:02:08,620 --> 03:02:09,960 Are they... 4362 03:02:09,960 --> 03:02:12,540 Are his thumbs inside his belt buckle? 4363 03:02:13,760 --> 03:02:14,760 Who knows? 4364 03:02:16,140 --> 03:02:18,960 Jake Butler says if you tilt it, it wouldn't work. 4365 03:02:18,960 --> 03:02:20,340 It has to be flat. 4366 03:02:20,860 --> 03:02:21,840 And yet another... 4367 03:02:21,840 --> 03:02:23,860 Are you one of these flat earthers, Jake? 4368 03:02:23,920 --> 03:02:24,200 Is it? 4369 03:02:24,640 --> 03:02:26,800 Why don't you fuck off back to your Facebook group 4370 03:02:26,800 --> 03:02:28,620 talking about the 5G conspiracy? 4371 03:02:29,160 --> 03:02:30,300 We don't want you here. 4372 03:02:31,860 --> 03:02:33,120 We haven't... 4373 03:02:33,120 --> 03:02:34,220 We've tilted it. 4374 03:02:34,280 --> 03:02:35,520 People are saying we've tilted it. 4375 03:02:35,620 --> 03:02:36,800 People are saying we've tilted it. 4376 03:02:36,840 --> 03:02:37,700 It's not going to work. 4377 03:02:37,840 --> 03:02:38,660 That's a load of bollocks. 4378 03:02:38,720 --> 03:02:38,940 Is it? 4379 03:02:39,760 --> 03:02:40,160 Fuck. 4380 03:02:42,460 --> 03:02:42,820 Fuck. 4381 03:02:42,820 --> 03:02:42,880 Fuck. 4382 03:02:53,240 --> 03:02:54,060 Has to be flat. 4383 03:02:54,060 --> 03:02:54,660 Okay, okay. 4384 03:02:55,620 --> 03:02:56,760 We'll give it five minutes. 4385 03:02:56,840 --> 03:02:58,940 We'll give it five minutes because it could still happen. 4386 03:02:59,140 --> 03:03:02,920 That flat thing, that might be only a load of old fucking psycho babble. 4387 03:03:03,960 --> 03:03:06,540 I want to say a big thank you very much to Papa Carlo. 4388 03:03:07,180 --> 03:03:16,620 And a solitary, slow, methodical hand clap to celebrate the unbelievable kindness of Papa Carlo. 4389 03:03:17,100 --> 03:03:17,840 Who's tipped. 4390 03:03:18,320 --> 03:03:21,020 And thank you so much for that tip, Papa Carlo. 4391 03:03:23,020 --> 03:03:25,320 Papa Carlo is tipped 50 euro there and said, 4392 03:03:25,420 --> 03:03:27,760 My missus is pregnant and we're due in about a week. 4393 03:03:27,860 --> 03:03:30,220 Doing my best to keep her happy and relaxed. 4394 03:03:30,280 --> 03:03:35,320 But watching your stream, she was able to switch off and chill. 4395 03:03:35,720 --> 03:03:37,200 So really appreciate that. 4396 03:03:37,680 --> 03:03:40,620 Also, sorry for missing the last six months of daily streams. 4397 03:03:41,180 --> 03:03:42,000 Don't worry, Papa. 4398 03:03:42,460 --> 03:03:43,800 It's all forgotten. 4399 03:03:44,120 --> 03:03:46,100 It's all water under the fucking rainbow. 4400 03:03:46,780 --> 03:03:47,880 Thanks so much for the tip. 4401 03:03:48,940 --> 03:03:52,000 I think we've fucked up the test. 4402 03:03:52,600 --> 03:03:53,940 Nothing is happening on the test. 4403 03:03:54,020 --> 03:03:58,380 But that's because people are saying that's because you didn't have it flat. 4404 03:04:00,440 --> 03:04:02,820 What I want to say to you is this. 4405 03:04:04,320 --> 03:04:05,760 Let's give it another five. 4406 03:04:06,000 --> 03:04:08,420 And if it's not working, we'll do another test. 4407 03:04:08,500 --> 03:04:09,340 I'll do another one. 4408 03:04:09,400 --> 03:04:10,020 Doesn't matter. 4409 03:04:10,440 --> 03:04:11,640 Because I owe it to you. 4410 03:04:11,640 --> 03:04:12,720 I owe it to me. 4411 03:04:16,020 --> 03:04:17,960 Someone saying it should be purple at least. 4412 03:04:18,160 --> 03:04:18,440 RJ. 4413 03:04:19,080 --> 03:04:20,580 That's what the... 4414 03:04:22,340 --> 03:04:28,000 I'm not going to say just in case there's any problems there with your family. 4415 03:04:28,180 --> 03:04:32,500 But I said an actor to a bishop would have been one way of saying it. 4416 03:04:32,560 --> 03:04:34,000 But I was going to say that's what your old lady said. 4417 03:04:34,100 --> 03:04:36,680 But sometimes, you know, that doesn't work out for some people. 4418 03:04:37,340 --> 03:04:38,080 Christian Kenny. 4419 03:04:38,300 --> 03:04:39,400 Thanks very much for the tip. 4420 03:04:39,460 --> 03:04:40,480 How are you getting on, Horace? 4421 03:04:40,480 --> 03:04:44,760 Do you have a business email so I can contact you about doing a possible COVID... 4422 03:04:44,760 --> 03:04:47,060 Stand up COVID testing, Kildare. 4423 03:04:47,800 --> 03:04:49,680 Christian, at the moment, man. 4424 03:04:50,160 --> 03:04:52,360 I'm really fucking up against it, buddy. 4425 03:04:52,600 --> 03:04:56,460 COVID-19 breathing down the fucking back of the neck like an attacker. 4426 03:04:57,100 --> 03:05:02,220 And I need to get this COVID test out to prove that I'm not paused with Cove. 4427 03:05:02,900 --> 03:05:03,260 Thanks for letting me. 4428 03:05:03,260 --> 03:05:07,040 The other thing is Patrick Connolly and Clover Virus is a Bitch has tipped. 4429 03:05:07,260 --> 03:05:08,620 And I want to say thanks to you lads. 4430 03:05:08,820 --> 03:05:09,700 You're saying take... 4431 03:05:09,700 --> 03:05:14,040 If you do test positive, then drink Flat 7 Up. 4432 03:05:14,140 --> 03:05:16,340 It's going to be grand and will nurse you back to health. 4433 03:05:17,380 --> 03:05:18,900 Clover Virus is a Bitch says, 4434 03:05:18,980 --> 03:05:21,600 Francis, the rapid test is a pile of bollocks anyway. 4435 03:05:22,100 --> 03:05:23,440 Get a PCR test. 4436 03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:26,280 I work for the company that developed the PCR. 4437 03:05:26,860 --> 03:05:28,800 And the rapid test is pure shite. 4438 03:05:30,040 --> 03:05:33,400 Unfortunately, we don't have any PCR at this point in time. 4439 03:05:33,620 --> 03:05:37,840 And I'm willing to really go hell for leather on putting everything. 4440 03:05:38,480 --> 03:05:39,500 I'm banking everything. 4441 03:05:39,580 --> 03:05:42,800 My health and your health as a community around me. 4442 03:05:43,420 --> 03:05:48,480 On Lidl's rapid antigen 25 euro for four or five tests kit bag. 4443 03:05:48,800 --> 03:05:51,460 Which you can buy at the till anytime you're in Lidl. 4444 03:05:52,300 --> 03:05:53,120 It looks like... 4445 03:05:53,120 --> 03:05:54,440 It looks like we've fucked it up. 4446 03:05:54,540 --> 03:05:56,500 There's nothing showing on the fucking strip. 4447 03:05:57,000 --> 03:05:59,840 Does that mean that not only do I not have COVID, 4448 03:06:00,380 --> 03:06:03,420 that I'm clean as a whistle in all other areas? 4449 03:06:03,420 --> 03:06:05,620 Something is happening down the bottom there. 4450 03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:07,620 I can see a line developing at the bottom. 4451 03:06:09,000 --> 03:06:10,400 I can see something. 4452 03:06:10,800 --> 03:06:14,820 There's a kind of a purple-y kind of line there at the bottom. 4453 03:06:22,920 --> 03:06:25,140 There's actually fucking nothing there, man. 4454 03:06:25,280 --> 03:06:25,940 There's nothing there. 4455 03:06:25,940 --> 03:06:26,520 I fucked it up. 4456 03:06:27,120 --> 03:06:28,320 We're going again, lads. 4457 03:06:29,080 --> 03:06:29,980 We're going again. 4458 03:06:30,060 --> 03:06:30,660 Thanks for the tip. 4459 03:06:30,940 --> 03:06:32,400 Thanks very much for the tip, lads. 4460 03:06:32,820 --> 03:06:33,220 Vin... 4461 03:06:33,220 --> 03:06:33,840 Vin... 4462 03:06:33,840 --> 03:06:34,140 Vin... 4463 03:06:34,140 --> 03:06:34,540 Cain. 4464 03:06:34,640 --> 03:06:35,340 Thank you very much. 4465 03:06:35,380 --> 03:06:39,400 We've only got two rapid antigen tests left, guys. 4466 03:06:39,480 --> 03:06:41,220 The first one was an absolute duffer. 4467 03:06:41,840 --> 03:06:43,100 We're going to go for it again. 4468 03:06:46,780 --> 03:06:47,580 Let's do this. 4469 03:06:49,100 --> 03:06:55,940 Look, if I test positive, I just want to say between you and me, don't fucking tell anyone. 4470 03:06:56,820 --> 03:06:59,320 I'll end the stream and I'll privatize the video. 4471 03:07:00,000 --> 03:07:02,020 Don't go on any message boards or forums. 4472 03:07:03,360 --> 03:07:04,360 Don't say that it happened. 4473 03:07:04,360 --> 03:07:05,360 Don't say that it happened. 4474 03:07:05,360 --> 03:07:08,360 Don't say, listen, we watched it and it was a good stream. 4475 03:07:08,360 --> 03:07:09,420 Did it turn out? 4476 03:07:09,420 --> 03:07:09,720 Fuck. 4477 03:07:09,720 --> 03:07:11,780 Just say it turned out fucking negative, man. 4478 03:07:11,780 --> 03:07:12,800 Just say it turned out negative. 4479 03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:15,400 That's not me. 4480 03:07:15,500 --> 03:07:22,460 Look, if anybody's clipped that, please don't put that out of context as if I was trying to fucking lie about a perspective. 4481 03:07:22,680 --> 03:07:24,140 Look, I've nothing to lie about. 4482 03:07:24,500 --> 03:07:26,000 I've nothing to fucking hide. 4483 03:07:29,140 --> 03:07:30,900 We're going to go for another test, guys. 4484 03:07:34,280 --> 03:07:35,100 It's you and me. 4485 03:07:36,280 --> 03:07:37,340 We've been here before. 4486 03:07:38,780 --> 03:07:39,300 Fucked up. 4487 03:07:40,500 --> 03:07:41,460 Shit got out of hand. 4488 03:07:41,520 --> 03:07:42,680 I'm not going to fucking lie to you. 4489 03:07:44,540 --> 03:07:47,080 Spilt beer on the fucking COVID test and fucked it up. 4490 03:07:47,900 --> 03:07:49,420 This isn't going to happen this time. 4491 03:07:49,580 --> 03:07:52,500 This is a special, special case scenario. 4492 03:07:52,500 --> 03:07:59,920 See this? 4493 03:08:00,700 --> 03:08:01,920 Waste of fucking time now. 4494 03:08:02,780 --> 03:08:05,740 You don't want to get that confused with the new test we're about to do. 4495 03:08:05,800 --> 03:08:09,120 So what we'll do is we'll stick that into a fucking banana skin. 4496 03:08:11,860 --> 03:08:12,940 Disused banana skin. 4497 03:08:14,320 --> 03:08:17,960 Wrap that up like that and put it on the side of the fucking desk. 4498 03:08:18,780 --> 03:08:20,880 You can throw it in the bin or burn it. 4499 03:08:22,580 --> 03:08:23,660 But don't leave it out. 4500 03:08:24,740 --> 03:08:26,240 Because people might get curious. 4501 03:08:26,900 --> 03:08:29,000 They might end up fucking thinking it's eye drops. 4502 03:08:29,260 --> 03:08:34,260 And then they'll put your fucking COVID test spit into their eyes. 4503 03:08:34,360 --> 03:08:36,920 I know that sounds stupid and fucked up, but it has happened. 4504 03:08:39,540 --> 03:08:40,760 Here we go again, guys. 4505 03:08:40,820 --> 03:08:41,560 It's not nice. 4506 03:08:41,560 --> 03:08:44,780 Nobody wanted it to be like this, but it's the way that we've got it at the moment. 4507 03:08:46,400 --> 03:08:48,980 Just a quick check back on the previous COVID test. 4508 03:08:49,160 --> 03:08:50,000 We fucked it up. 4509 03:08:50,420 --> 03:08:51,560 There's still nothing there. 4510 03:08:51,620 --> 03:08:52,780 You're meant to keep it flat. 4511 03:08:55,720 --> 03:09:00,360 Here we go. 4512 03:09:07,740 --> 03:09:08,920 We've got a dipstick. 4513 03:09:09,340 --> 03:09:10,200 We're going deep. 4514 03:09:12,520 --> 03:09:15,000 Rudy Ray in the chat says, I'm nervous. 4515 03:09:15,660 --> 03:09:17,360 AL says, scandalous. 4516 03:09:18,720 --> 03:09:22,360 Pineapple says, I'm always putting yesteri virals in my eyes. 4517 03:09:25,580 --> 03:09:27,440 Sean Garbutt says, messing around. 4518 03:09:27,540 --> 03:09:28,340 Not here for it. 4519 03:09:29,120 --> 03:09:35,840 Sean, if we could all be as professional as you at fucking 20 past two of a Monday, bank holiday Monday morning. 4520 03:09:38,980 --> 03:09:40,360 Then I'm sure we'll get it done. 4521 03:09:40,360 --> 03:09:41,480 We're not all perfect. 4522 03:09:41,740 --> 03:09:42,040 Okay. 4523 03:09:49,720 --> 03:09:50,780 We have the dipstick. 4524 03:09:53,660 --> 03:09:56,740 I'm going to turn the microphone off so you don't hear any noises. 4525 03:09:58,320 --> 03:09:59,360 When I come back. 4526 03:10:00,800 --> 03:10:02,380 I'm going to be, oh, we need to, sorry. 4527 03:10:02,460 --> 03:10:05,320 We need to fucking fill the, the vial with the fucking stuff. 4528 03:10:05,820 --> 03:10:06,120 Sorry. 4529 03:10:06,640 --> 03:10:07,740 Just bear with me a sec there. 4530 03:10:12,100 --> 03:10:12,800 Alright, okay. 4531 03:10:13,160 --> 03:10:13,460 Fuck. 4532 03:10:14,000 --> 03:10:15,600 Where am I, where did I leave the vials now? 4533 03:10:15,920 --> 03:10:16,860 There's something there, okay. 4534 03:10:20,700 --> 03:10:21,440 Here we go. 4535 03:10:24,100 --> 03:10:26,900 You've heard of Lou Bigg as Mambo number five. 4536 03:10:28,000 --> 03:10:30,940 Well, this is Francis Higgins' COVID test number two. 4537 03:10:31,940 --> 03:10:39,020 We have in our possession another little drop box, which we use to dispose of our fluids and liquids. 4538 03:10:44,440 --> 03:10:48,600 Nobody wanted it to be like this, but it's the way that we've got it. 4539 03:10:48,700 --> 03:10:50,800 And now we have to pursue it until the bitter end. 4540 03:10:51,560 --> 03:10:54,300 I just want you to know that I love each and every one of ye. 4541 03:10:54,900 --> 03:10:56,520 That my heart goes out to ye. 4542 03:10:57,280 --> 03:11:04,580 But also, in the event of a positive test, please, please, keep it on the fucking DL and the QT. 4543 03:11:05,360 --> 03:11:06,500 Don't clip the stream. 4544 03:11:07,820 --> 03:11:09,900 And remember, we'll keep living the dream. 4545 03:11:10,800 --> 03:11:11,940 And that's a fucking promise. 4546 03:11:14,160 --> 03:11:15,520 We've got our little machine. 4547 03:11:15,800 --> 03:11:17,360 We put that into the fucking holder. 4548 03:11:17,740 --> 03:11:18,900 And it's going to be grand in a minute. 4549 03:11:18,900 --> 03:11:25,920 Promise. 4550 03:11:32,020 --> 03:11:34,000 Only say the words. 4551 03:11:35,380 --> 03:11:36,640 And you shall be healed. 4552 03:11:38,100 --> 03:11:42,700 We're about to drip, drip, drip into that little COVID vial right now. 4553 03:11:42,760 --> 03:11:43,280 Look at that. 4554 03:11:43,420 --> 03:11:44,680 It's a crazy bit of business. 4555 03:11:47,340 --> 03:11:48,400 Sorry about the finger. 4556 03:11:48,660 --> 03:11:49,960 My fingernails. 4557 03:11:50,340 --> 03:11:51,540 And the bit of skin. 4558 03:11:52,460 --> 03:11:54,120 On the end of that finger. 4559 03:11:54,840 --> 03:11:56,120 It's just the way it goes. 4560 03:11:57,560 --> 03:11:59,540 It's just the way it goes sometimes. 4561 03:12:06,320 --> 03:12:07,440 Pop that on there. 4562 03:12:08,480 --> 03:12:10,120 Some things you can't unsee. 4563 03:12:12,620 --> 03:12:14,600 Now it's time for the moment of truth. 4564 03:12:18,420 --> 03:12:25,960 This is reality, guys. 4565 03:12:27,160 --> 03:12:28,480 Some people can handle it. 4566 03:12:29,320 --> 03:12:30,360 A lot of you can't. 4567 03:12:30,360 --> 03:12:30,360 A lot of you can't. 4568 03:12:41,100 --> 03:12:41,960 What? 4569 03:12:41,960 --> 03:12:44,260 Did you hear that? 4570 03:12:44,260 --> 03:12:45,820 Was that outside or was that here? 4571 03:12:49,560 --> 03:12:50,440 Fucking hell, I heard. 4572 03:12:50,980 --> 03:12:51,440 Did you hear? 4573 03:12:56,980 --> 03:12:59,040 Did you hear a fucking... 4574 03:12:59,040 --> 03:13:01,560 A firework? 4575 03:13:03,560 --> 03:13:04,600 Did you hear a firework? 4576 03:13:04,600 --> 03:13:04,620 Did you hear a firework? 4577 03:13:04,620 --> 03:13:04,620 Did you hear a firework? 4578 03:13:08,620 --> 03:13:09,940 Someone's fucking fire... 4579 03:13:09,940 --> 03:13:10,660 Letting fire... 4580 03:13:10,660 --> 03:13:11,840 Bangers off outside, man. 4581 03:13:11,840 --> 03:13:23,800 Don't worry, guys. 4582 03:13:23,800 --> 03:13:39,960 Don't worry, guys. 4583 03:13:40,140 --> 03:13:43,000 It was just someone letting off a firework outside. 4584 03:13:43,000 --> 03:13:45,000 I fucking shit... 4585 03:13:45,000 --> 03:13:45,000 I fucking shit... 4586 03:13:45,000 --> 03:13:45,620 I fucking shit... 4587 03:13:45,620 --> 03:13:47,400 Really shit myself then, though. 4588 03:13:47,580 --> 03:13:48,860 It was a crazy bit of business. 4589 03:13:50,140 --> 03:13:50,640 No. 4590 03:13:50,640 --> 03:13:51,480 Oh. 4591 03:13:51,480 --> 03:13:53,480 Oh. 4592 03:13:53,480 --> 03:13:55,480 Oh. 4593 03:13:55,480 --> 03:13:57,480 Oh. 4594 03:13:57,480 --> 03:13:59,480 Oh. 4595 03:13:59,480 --> 03:14:01,480 Oh. 4596 03:14:01,480 --> 03:14:03,480 Oh. 4597 03:14:03,480 --> 03:14:05,480 Oh. 4598 03:14:05,480 --> 03:14:07,480 Oh. 4599 03:14:07,480 --> 03:14:09,480 Oh. 4600 03:14:09,480 --> 03:14:11,480 Oh. 4601 03:14:11,480 --> 03:14:13,480 Oh. 4602 03:14:13,480 --> 03:14:15,480 Oh. 4603 03:14:15,480 --> 03:14:17,480 Oh. 4604 03:14:43,480 --> 03:14:44,480 Thanks for the tip. 4605 03:14:44,480 --> 03:14:46,480 Thanks for the tip. 4606 03:15:11,480 --> 03:15:12,480 Thanks for the tip. 4607 03:15:12,480 --> 03:15:25,920 So 4608 03:15:39,680 --> 03:15:45,200 Literal tears guys rolling down my cheek. Do you just do one nostril or the other because I've done one 4609 03:15:45,200 --> 03:15:49,940 I can't be doing the second one is it one or is it two or what's the story lads? Come on 4610 03:15:49,940 --> 03:15:52,520 We need to get this wrapped up. It's half two. I'm crying here 4611 03:15:56,960 --> 03:15:59,140 Okay, okay, okay, just one just one here we go 4612 03:15:59,900 --> 03:16:05,280 This better work better work because I'm sick of the fucking sight of this test now 4613 03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:08,380 Absolutely ruined my nasal passage with this 4614 03:16:08,380 --> 03:16:17,440 Tip that in mix it up roll it around five times or six times or ten times or something? 4615 03:16:21,900 --> 03:16:23,900 Fuck 4616 03:16:33,900 --> 03:16:37,560 Sorry need to get a tissue there. It's fucking madness here 4617 03:16:37,560 --> 03:16:39,560 Magic and madness 4618 03:16:39,560 --> 03:16:41,560 *Sigh* 4619 03:16:44,920 --> 03:16:46,920 *Sigh* 4620 03:17:05,000 --> 03:17:05,560 Here we go. 4621 03:17:08,520 --> 03:17:14,040 This is it guys. The world's first ever COVID test live stream. 4622 03:17:16,760 --> 03:17:19,640 I'm glad you're here for it for the moral support the 4623 03:17:22,760 --> 03:17:27,720 Just the backup to be honest. I want to say Mr. T thank you very much for the tip 4624 03:17:29,880 --> 03:17:34,680 And Lorner thank you very much says Sean Kylie is a rat thanks for the tip 4625 03:17:35,640 --> 03:17:39,400 We don't uh we don't promote those uh views about Sean. 4626 03:17:40,120 --> 03:17:46,680 Swamparis is a bitch thanks very much Clover virus and Vin Kane. It was nice knowing you Francis. You've had a good run. 4627 03:17:46,920 --> 03:17:58,200 I'll bring some soup round for the family after you expire although you are decrepit on your last legs. We will think of you at your best back before you were deceased. God bless you. 4628 03:17:58,200 --> 03:18:07,400 I'm not dead yet, but it could be going that way if I have the fucking roner. Food wallet thanks very much. Agent Donnelly 47 is ready to pop into your cabbage. 4629 03:18:08,600 --> 03:18:24,280 Pop one into your cabbage if that test is positive. And it's a crazy bit of business. There's going to be an expansion pack to Hitman 3 called Stephen Donnelly missions. Where you go around vaccination centers just fucking killing fuckers. 4630 03:18:25,080 --> 03:18:29,320 Uh it's going to be a crazy bit of DLC and I can't wait to play it. 4631 03:18:31,720 --> 03:18:37,720 Here we go now. I'm just going to waft the hair to the side in a very kind of meaningful way. 4632 03:18:38,760 --> 03:18:44,120 As I begin to ponder the future the way in which my life is going to pan out after this 4633 03:18:46,200 --> 03:18:50,600 Potentially positive test although it's there's no way there's no way of knowing until we know 4634 03:18:51,880 --> 03:18:56,600 What we what we aren't going to do is tilt this piece of equipment here 4635 03:19:04,120 --> 03:19:07,320 Here we go guys here we go 4636 03:19:07,320 --> 03:19:13,800 One drop 4637 03:19:17,800 --> 03:19:19,000 Two drops of fluid 4638 03:19:24,120 --> 03:19:30,280 Three drops of fluid it's a crazy scenario nobody thought we were going to get here but we are here now 4639 03:19:30,840 --> 03:19:37,240 Whether or not we get out of the jungle or not is it unless we've we've got color there's color happening stuff 4640 03:19:37,240 --> 03:19:43,720 Is happening stuff is happening at the moment? It's going deep purple. It's going very deep at the moment 4641 03:19:43,720 --> 03:19:45,960 It's a scary scenario. Let's turn it around 4642 03:19:48,360 --> 03:19:50,360 But not tilted 4643 03:19:54,120 --> 03:20:07,800 Holy shit. Holy shit. Thanks for the tip. Ryan McDyre. Thanks sir very much there Ryan. Hope you're keeping well Frankie. Will Connor and JBP's F1 reviews be coming back soon? 4644 03:20:09,160 --> 03:20:17,880 Lots of tasty F1 action recently I feel like those boys would have a good analysis on the battle between the strap on and the loopity Lou banger all the best 4645 03:20:17,880 --> 03:20:23,000 Thanks for the tip. You know as well as I do we want that back so hard and also 4646 03:20:23,880 --> 03:20:32,200 The battle for the fucking formula one is very tight at the top it's not like last season where it was run away was it run away with fucking the loopity Lou banger? 4647 03:20:33,320 --> 03:20:37,960 This time around I think for strap on is only 15 or 20 points behind your man 4648 03:20:37,960 --> 03:20:40,920 So we're gonna probably see something from Connor soon enough 4649 03:20:41,720 --> 03:20:45,640 but so far so good the the the indication so far is 4650 03:20:46,600 --> 03:20:48,360 that 4651 03:20:48,360 --> 03:20:50,360 It looks like it's one line 4652 03:20:51,240 --> 03:20:54,840 We're here at the polling station right now the vaccination center 4653 03:20:56,120 --> 03:21:04,040 Minister and so far it's looking really good. I want to say a big thank you to minister Donnelly and everybody here. Mary Butler td 4654 03:21:04,520 --> 03:21:11,160 Mark Casey green Matt Shannon td. I always said I was clean as fuck. I ran the race clean 4655 03:21:11,320 --> 03:21:15,560 I never doped. I never put anything into my body. There wasn't 4656 03:21:16,280 --> 03:21:23,560 You know legal and what we've got here at the moment is what looks like fingers crossed a complete and utter negative 4657 03:21:23,560 --> 03:21:24,520 COVID test 4658 03:21:24,520 --> 03:21:29,640 I just want to thank the world. I knew I was clean. I wasn't ever going to fucking be any other way than that 4659 03:21:30,040 --> 03:21:37,240 I'm not a super spreader. I've done my part for society. I bought into the whole fucking pandemic vibe. I fucking locked down 4660 03:21:37,560 --> 03:21:43,560 I did the depression. I'm I stopped doing regular stuff. I came around 4661 03:21:43,800 --> 03:21:50,440 I'm back out now and i'm ready to fucking come on and on and on and when we get this negative test 4662 03:21:50,440 --> 03:21:54,280 That's it. I'm out here. I'm fucking moving each and every day 4663 03:21:55,000 --> 03:22:03,560 You're gonna see more and more and more. It's good. It's just gonna go. It's gonna get chaotic. I could it potentially end up getting covered just through pure 4664 03:22:03,560 --> 03:22:05,320 over-exuberance and 4665 03:22:06,520 --> 03:22:09,880 Just enthusiasm for the fucking stream that I want to do 4666 03:22:11,240 --> 03:22:13,480 I want to say a big thanks for lionel finn and 4667 03:22:15,000 --> 03:22:20,440 Marietta carcini sean figenti rebecca s antonio prola 4668 03:22:23,000 --> 03:22:28,200 Lads it's nice to see your names, but where were you for the last fucking six months? I've been streaming every night 4669 03:22:35,880 --> 03:22:37,880 Where were you then when I needed you the most? 4670 03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:40,520 No messing around with this test 4671 03:22:41,160 --> 03:22:42,520 I've got the purest 4672 03:22:42,520 --> 03:22:48,040 Negative looking test you've ever seen in your life. It's a real crazy bit of business 4673 03:22:52,360 --> 03:22:54,360 Look at that 4674 03:22:54,920 --> 03:22:59,960 Look at that. Have you ever seen something as beautiful as that? 4675 03:23:01,480 --> 03:23:03,480 A singular line 4676 03:23:05,240 --> 03:23:09,000 Which says everything you need to know it tells you everything you need to know about me 4677 03:23:10,760 --> 03:23:12,760 And you can feel safe as a viewer as well 4678 03:23:15,880 --> 03:23:21,240 Still not official at the moment, but it it looks like it's it's it's 4679 03:23:23,160 --> 03:23:27,240 Put the money on it put the house on it put everything on it. I'm as clean as a whistle 4680 03:23:28,200 --> 03:23:32,360 Thanks for the tip clean as a whistle, which is as much as I could see 4681 03:23:34,360 --> 03:23:39,480 I don't know about any in the chat. I'm not gonna fucking cast any aspersions on you 4682 03:23:42,280 --> 03:23:43,320 But the chances are 4683 03:23:44,760 --> 03:23:49,160 So me in the chat there have covert 19 and I just feel so fucking good that I don't 4684 03:23:51,240 --> 03:23:53,640 Have any of you tested today in the chest do you know? 4685 03:23:54,520 --> 03:23:59,080 Just give me just say in the chat neg or pause for the tip 4686 03:24:00,280 --> 03:24:03,080 Now it's negged or paused in the chat 4687 03:24:03,720 --> 03:24:08,840 Let us know and we won't we definitely won't fucking dob you in if you do give us the uh 4688 03:24:09,960 --> 03:24:15,560 A lot of fucking negged and there's a good few there's a few pauses coming in as well 4689 03:24:16,200 --> 03:24:19,000 Niall Flynn completely and utterly positive 4690 03:24:19,720 --> 03:24:21,720 lucas irwin says he's paused 4691 03:24:23,720 --> 03:24:26,280 Lionel Finn said he's working for the deep state 4692 03:24:28,040 --> 03:24:31,960 Robert joseph is paused and us and a crying face emoji 4693 03:24:33,640 --> 03:24:35,640 Negledon 4694 03:24:35,640 --> 03:24:39,800 Says Dan McGrath it's great to hear that joey gainer is positive 4695 03:24:39,800 --> 03:24:40,680 Even though it's not 4696 03:24:41,480 --> 03:24:44,120 Niall Flynn niall Flynn has answered yes 4697 03:24:45,000 --> 03:24:47,480 Neither negative or positive just yes 4698 03:24:49,400 --> 03:24:52,920 Crazy bit of business all together morgan welsh thanks very much for the tip 4699 03:24:53,480 --> 03:24:57,240 swamp arse is a bitch says give my old friend cap e a shout 4700 03:24:57,960 --> 03:25:03,640 He got a dose of the swamp ass while streaming for 18 hours straight look i've been there 4701 03:25:04,360 --> 03:25:09,720 I've been there and it's not nice thanks a shout you're a shower away from freedom 4702 03:25:10,920 --> 03:25:16,920 um and if you're living in the the mediterranean you might have a bd to hand and 4703 03:25:17,640 --> 03:25:23,480 god be with the good old days the b days if you can have that kind of lifestyle thanks for that 4704 03:25:23,480 --> 03:25:28,360 It's just not it's not in our culture or makeup to have a jet of water shooting up your rectum 4705 03:25:28,920 --> 03:25:33,240 But the spanish love us and more power to them if that's what they want to do 4706 03:25:33,880 --> 03:25:39,320 Then fucking fair play maintaining anal hygiene is just the cornerstone of spanish civilization 4707 03:25:39,560 --> 03:25:44,760 They've done it for years they exported that to the fucking new world over in 4708 03:25:45,560 --> 03:25:47,560 south am 4709 03:25:48,280 --> 03:25:52,440 yeah, they brought a lot of fucking smallpox and did a lot of damage over there but 4710 03:25:53,400 --> 03:25:57,880 Arses have never been cleaner in that part of the world since they were fucking 4711 03:25:58,840 --> 03:26:04,040 ravaged by europeans hungry to exploit the resources and and 4712 03:26:04,760 --> 03:26:09,320 People out there. I just i'm over the moon at the moment. I'm just really over the moon 4713 03:26:09,320 --> 03:26:12,920 It's just it feels great to be pure pure negative 4714 03:26:14,280 --> 03:26:21,160 We fucked up that first test. I'm gonna look at it again. Isn't it crazy how that test nothing has come up on that test whatsoever? 4715 03:26:21,400 --> 03:26:24,040 And I put three droplets into that and zilch 4716 03:26:25,240 --> 03:26:30,280 Maybe we tip it upside down. We might get something but then we look at this. There's no denying us 4717 03:26:30,360 --> 03:26:33,960 There's absolutely no denying it francis higgins on a live stream 4718 03:26:34,680 --> 03:26:37,000 Francis Higgins on a live stream is negative 4719 03:26:37,560 --> 03:26:39,560 The proof is in the pudding 4720 03:26:39,560 --> 03:26:45,160 The pudding is in the eating and each and every one of you have had to eat the fucking proof with your eyes 4721 03:26:47,000 --> 03:26:49,000 Hungry eyes 4722 03:26:50,200 --> 03:26:56,040 Well, look at me and it's no surprise. I haven't got it hungry eyes 4723 03:26:58,360 --> 03:27:01,560 Well, look at me and you know the prize 4724 03:27:03,480 --> 03:27:07,720 Great stuff all together and I just want to say thanks very much to everyone 4725 03:27:08,200 --> 03:27:11,480 Um, I hope that you're all feeling well and you've had a nice night 4726 03:27:12,200 --> 03:27:14,040 Open the test kit someone says 4727 03:27:14,920 --> 03:27:21,560 I don't think we're gonna go down that route until the 15 minutes has elapsed then we're gonna crack this baby open and see what the 4728 03:27:21,560 --> 03:27:23,560 Fuck's going on inside it 4729 03:27:23,960 --> 03:27:27,960 Like one of those youtube videos where they show you what's going on when you open up your laptop 4730 03:27:28,040 --> 03:27:31,160 We're gonna do the same but with a sars covet 19 test 4731 03:27:32,120 --> 03:27:35,640 What else do you want to be watching here at half past two on a monday morning? 4732 03:27:36,920 --> 03:27:39,640 Euronews is it sure you know the fucking news 4733 03:27:40,600 --> 03:27:45,960 You've seen this time and time again. Stephen donnelly is right behind me right now 4734 03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:50,680 And he's proud to fucking deliver the fucking vaccine news the news that i've tested negative 4735 03:27:52,360 --> 03:27:52,920 and uh 4736 03:27:53,960 --> 03:27:57,960 Great great work as well from everybody in the fucking test center there 4737 03:27:59,080 --> 03:28:00,920 We love it and the army as well 4738 03:28:01,960 --> 03:28:06,360 Lovely stuff the army are a great bunch of lads they protect us when things kick off 4739 03:28:07,320 --> 03:28:08,760 and they're there to really 4740 03:28:09,480 --> 03:28:11,240 really make sure that we are 4741 03:28:12,280 --> 03:28:16,920 Not gonna fucking rise up against the government as well so big big shout out to you guys 4742 03:28:17,800 --> 03:28:19,480 uh who are a kind of a 4743 03:28:20,040 --> 03:28:24,600 A benign is it benign malignant force that are that they're there 4744 03:28:25,240 --> 03:28:29,080 To in theory to help us but you bet your bottom dollar 4745 03:28:29,720 --> 03:28:33,720 That they will come down on us like a ton of bricks if we fucking 4746 03:28:34,200 --> 03:28:40,200 Ruffle a few feathers as well at the same time. I want to say big big thank you to a barry who says 4747 03:28:40,200 --> 03:28:45,720 I remove heavy soiling and loser debris with toilet paper then buff to a shine with a baby wipe 4748 03:28:47,720 --> 03:28:53,800 My anus is so clean you could eat your dinner off it. Thanks very much for the tip barry and it's a great painting a great picture 4749 03:28:53,800 --> 03:28:55,800 You painted for us there with words 4750 03:28:56,680 --> 03:28:58,680 Lyrically astounding 4751 03:28:59,240 --> 03:29:00,920 Roberto baggio thanks very much 4752 03:29:00,920 --> 03:29:07,800 I've never gotten over missing that penalty in 94 but watching your stream and your negative covet test has helped immensely 4753 03:29:08,280 --> 03:29:11,160 Big shout out from us all in italy 4754 03:29:12,120 --> 03:29:19,000 Thanks so much for that roberto baggio and dale gilmore scottish lad thanks very much for your tip as well 4755 03:29:19,000 --> 03:29:20,840 It's just a crazy bit of business altogether 4756 03:29:21,560 --> 03:29:25,960 A quick look here. How many photographs did they upload for steven donnelly here? 4757 03:29:25,960 --> 03:29:28,200 We know he's a hound for the social media 4758 03:29:29,000 --> 03:29:38,280 So much so that he's actually gone to great lengths to highlight in reports that he hasn't been getting enough love and clout on social media compared to leo vracer 4759 03:29:38,920 --> 03:29:44,120 Who is uh, I think is he still under investigation for for being a criminal? We don't know 4760 03:29:44,920 --> 03:29:51,960 Maybe he isn't maybe he is uh, there are other people who are doing criminal leaks as well apparently in in his party 4761 03:29:51,960 --> 03:29:56,200 We don't know about that's alleged stuff. I'm just kind of saying that off the top of the dome, but I mean 4762 03:29:56,920 --> 03:30:03,640 Don't quote me on that but do believe everything I tell you look at this kind of scenario here. Stephen donnelly with the clasped hands 4763 03:30:03,640 --> 03:30:09,720 Thanks for the tip. Uh, he's he's going around saying well done to everybody who's succumbed 4764 03:30:11,080 --> 03:30:17,320 To a test a covert testing or covert jab and connor. Thanks very much for the tip and tobes as well hope we're getting on well 4765 03:30:17,880 --> 03:30:23,960 Uh, can you get tommy to do a test please good man? Don't worry. He's going to be doing one on his next stream, which I believe could be happening tomorrow 4766 03:30:24,840 --> 03:30:31,160 So stay tuned for that. Um, there could be something going on there. We'll we'll see. We'll see. We'll see great pictures 4767 03:30:31,160 --> 03:30:36,120 I love these pictures so much and it's it's it's even better knowing that I'm negative as well 4768 03:30:37,240 --> 03:30:41,400 Uh, I can look at this with an air of superiority and smugness as well 4769 03:30:41,800 --> 03:30:46,280 Just want to show you the smugness of the face actually before I head on 4770 03:30:50,200 --> 03:30:57,640 This is me now just after doing a covert test testing negative alive on a stream could have gone tits off could have really exploded badly in the face 4771 03:30:59,320 --> 03:31:02,520 But this is the test and this is the smugness 4772 03:31:18,920 --> 03:31:20,920 Do your homework boys 4773 03:31:21,880 --> 03:31:22,760 Do your homework 4774 03:31:24,760 --> 03:31:25,320 One line 4775 03:31:25,320 --> 03:31:25,320 One line 4776 03:31:25,320 --> 03:31:27,320 You know, I'm clean 4777 03:31:28,600 --> 03:31:29,320 You know, I'm clean 4778 03:31:33,480 --> 03:31:38,120 Every day our vaccination program continues to be the most successful in europe 4779 03:31:39,720 --> 03:31:46,440 Part of the reason is the amazing job being done in the vaccination centers every staff member volunteer 4780 03:31:47,000 --> 03:31:50,680 Deserves huge thanks including those in wexford 4781 03:31:56,360 --> 03:31:57,160 Thanks for the tip 4782 03:31:58,760 --> 03:32:04,840 He's doing his crouching tiger moment again there is he something again sitting on a chair steven donnelly thanks very much cork 4783 03:32:05,400 --> 03:32:09,800 Check out blind boys recent podcast with rory heard on housing if you're interested 4784 03:32:10,520 --> 03:32:10,840 Thanks 4785 03:32:11,640 --> 03:32:12,280 uh, I 4786 03:32:13,320 --> 03:32:19,080 Might do a google user just got in I hope you're all right can't believe I missed your stream 4787 03:32:19,320 --> 03:32:21,320 I hope you get well soon question mark 4788 03:32:21,880 --> 03:32:25,400 Thanks for the thanks for the entertainment hope you don't suffer much 4789 03:32:26,040 --> 03:32:30,520 Will the stream be up when they're with with the rest of course it will of course it will 4790 03:32:31,320 --> 03:32:36,280 I'm fully negative you've only just come in the house. You've only just switched on the fucking phone 4791 03:32:37,080 --> 03:32:39,240 Or screen or whatever device you're watching on 4792 03:32:40,040 --> 03:32:42,280 You know that i'm clean as a whistle 4793 03:32:43,240 --> 03:32:46,600 I'm gonna fucking go out there tomorrow and give it both barrels 4794 03:32:47,640 --> 03:32:49,480 And I believe tommy sluggers as well 4795 03:32:50,520 --> 03:32:55,560 He might have the uh the channel tomorrow. I don't think I will but i'll be out there playing anyway 4796 03:32:56,760 --> 03:33:00,440 Playing my part for society for the country 4797 03:33:01,160 --> 03:33:05,400 Because in times of hardship like this when we're coming out of the fucking woodland 4798 03:33:05,800 --> 03:33:10,360 You need someone to to be the vanguard to be the leader to be the vibe guard 4799 03:33:11,720 --> 03:33:17,960 a man who's as clean and as negative as a whistle as you've ever ever ever ever wanted him to be a 4800 03:33:18,840 --> 03:33:20,360 streamer a 4801 03:33:20,360 --> 03:33:22,360 video creator a 4802 03:33:22,680 --> 03:33:29,160 Man who can just really put the cat amongst the pigeons when the push comes to shove when the shove comes to push 4803 03:33:29,640 --> 03:33:33,240 And when it comes time to really fucking kick the shit out of a pigeon 4804 03:33:33,800 --> 03:33:36,280 You know that you're never going to be let down here 4805 03:33:37,320 --> 03:33:41,320 The one thing I do want to raise is and I want hopefully stephen donnelly 4806 03:33:41,320 --> 03:33:45,880 If you're watching and if you're crouching down in the gaff watching this on your mobile phone stream 4807 03:33:48,120 --> 03:33:52,040 I want you to think long and hard about ireland's pigeon diaspora 4808 03:33:53,560 --> 03:33:59,720 I want you to think about whether or not it's worth considering opening up vaccine centers not just for the children 4809 03:34:01,080 --> 03:34:07,800 But for ireland's pigeon population too including those that have spread their wings and flew to greater pastures new and green 4810 03:34:08,680 --> 03:34:13,640 The diaspora the disease ridden pigeons of inner city dublin as well 4811 03:34:15,320 --> 03:34:23,240 Each and every one of those guys including the fucking seagulls who are getting cheekier by the day could potentially have a fucking strain of coven 4812 03:34:23,240 --> 03:34:27,000 Mutation inside them just waiting to pounce on the human 4813 03:34:28,520 --> 03:34:30,520 That it steals the chip off 4814 03:34:33,000 --> 03:34:36,040 Steven donnelly put your money where your fucking mouth is 4815 03:34:38,360 --> 03:34:42,040 Bring out the vaccinations for the pigeons 4816 03:34:43,400 --> 03:34:47,640 Get these birds rigged up and ready to be tested jab them 4817 03:34:49,320 --> 03:34:55,080 Snare them in a net put them in a cage bring them into the fucking convention center and and fill them full of 4818 03:34:56,120 --> 03:34:59,240 Of Janssen Johnson Johnson Johnson 4819 03:35:01,640 --> 03:35:03,400 Pfizer Astra 4820 03:35:03,960 --> 03:35:06,920 Or whatever else jab you can get your fucking hands on 4821 03:35:08,440 --> 03:35:09,800 I'm not doing this for a laugh 4822 03:35:10,600 --> 03:35:13,560 I'm not doing it for anything other than prestige 4823 03:35:15,640 --> 03:35:16,520 You want the proof? 4824 03:35:16,520 --> 03:35:18,760 There's your fucking proof 4825 03:35:20,200 --> 03:35:21,320 Stick that up your ass 4826 03:35:22,600 --> 03:35:23,560 COVID negative 4827 03:35:24,520 --> 03:35:25,800 Was it ever in any doubt? 4828 03:35:27,080 --> 03:35:27,320 No 4829 03:35:28,040 --> 03:35:28,840 Not once 4830 03:35:28,840 --> 03:35:33,640 Maybe actually when we did the first test it didn't show up any lines I was a bit worried but 4831 03:35:34,520 --> 03:35:34,840 Never 4832 03:35:36,200 --> 03:35:37,080 All we need now 4833 03:35:39,080 --> 03:35:42,520 Is for you to put your money where your mouth is Steve 4834 03:35:46,840 --> 03:35:52,440 And get the fucking COVID shifted out of this country because it's sickening it's 4835 03:35:53,080 --> 03:36:03,080 fucking sick 4836 03:36:03,080 --> 03:36:05,080 *door opens* 4837 03:36:05,080 --> 03:36:07,080 *door opens* 4838 03:36:07,080 --> 03:36:09,080 *thud* 4839 03:36:09,080 --> 03:36:10,080 *thud* 4840 03:36:10,080 --> 03:36:10,580 *thud* 4841 03:36:10,580 --> 03:36:11,580 *thud* 4842 03:36:11,580 --> 03:36:12,580 *thud* 4843 03:36:12,580 --> 03:36:13,580 *thud* 4844 03:36:13,580 --> 03:36:14,580 *thud* 4845 03:36:14,580 --> 03:36:44,560 I'm sorry. 4846 03:36:44,560 --> 03:36:46,560 I'm sorry. 4847 03:36:56,700 --> 03:36:58,540 Shit, there's a buzz in there now, is there? 4848 03:37:01,780 --> 03:37:04,300 Oh, it's just the drone. I thought I'd fucked up the mic. 4849 03:37:06,840 --> 03:37:07,280 Steve! 4850 03:37:10,100 --> 03:37:10,580 Donnelly! 4851 03:37:13,480 --> 03:37:14,840 How you doing, big man? 4852 03:37:16,340 --> 03:37:17,460 Francis Higgins here. 4853 03:37:18,080 --> 03:37:21,680 I'm on your Twitter, and I'm doing live antigen tests. 4854 03:37:23,480 --> 03:37:26,860 You think you had it solved, Steve? You don't and you didn't. 4855 03:37:29,140 --> 03:37:32,180 When are you going to come around to my side of town, Steve? 4856 03:37:32,460 --> 03:37:34,420 I've got a few propositions for you. 4857 03:37:34,480 --> 03:37:34,840 Yeah. 4858 03:37:38,520 --> 03:37:41,880 You're a big man going around the vaccination center, Steve. 4859 03:37:44,880 --> 03:37:50,360 But do you dare show your face around the middle of town where all the pigeons flock? 4860 03:37:51,780 --> 03:37:56,100 Do you dare show your face around the keys? 4861 03:37:56,460 --> 03:37:57,240 Eden Key. 4862 03:37:59,240 --> 03:38:01,680 O'Connell Bridge on O'Connell Street. 4863 03:38:04,140 --> 03:38:06,260 I dare not even go out there myself. 4864 03:38:07,620 --> 03:38:09,320 I dare not even step out there. 4865 03:38:10,480 --> 03:38:13,100 And it's not just for the pigeons or the fucking seagulls either. 4866 03:38:14,400 --> 03:38:15,920 But I want to ask you something. 4867 03:38:16,460 --> 03:38:17,300 Do you have it in you? 4868 03:38:18,620 --> 03:38:21,500 You were elected minister for health. 4869 03:38:22,420 --> 03:38:23,500 Under what mandate? 4870 03:38:24,840 --> 03:38:25,760 We don't know. 4871 03:38:26,380 --> 03:38:30,980 But do you have it in you to really transform the playing field? 4872 03:38:31,220 --> 03:38:33,280 Ireland has overtaken all the other countries. 4873 03:38:33,640 --> 03:38:34,940 We've vaccinated everyone. 4874 03:38:35,840 --> 03:38:37,300 We're as clean as a whistle here. 4875 03:38:38,000 --> 03:38:42,340 I think it's time for you to raise and change the game, Steve. 4876 03:38:43,660 --> 03:38:44,940 Change the game. 4877 03:38:47,120 --> 03:38:50,000 Testing humans and vaccinating humans is over. 4878 03:38:50,980 --> 03:38:55,000 2021 is all about the pigeons and the seagulls. 4879 03:39:02,000 --> 03:39:02,960 Pat the vax. 4880 03:39:03,140 --> 03:39:03,900 Thanks very much. 4881 03:39:03,980 --> 03:39:04,920 Your tea's on the table. 4882 03:39:05,040 --> 03:39:05,780 Thanks very much. 4883 03:39:05,780 --> 03:39:25,740 I don't know what to say, guys. 4884 03:39:28,680 --> 03:39:31,960 It's been a real, real evening of pain. 4885 03:39:31,960 --> 03:39:48,260 Sooner Ireland's vaccination program reaches complete 100% vax immunity from the disease that is known around the globe as COVID-19. 4886 03:39:49,020 --> 03:39:59,680 Then and only then can we begin to thrive again as a nation, as a human, as a people, and as a subset. 4887 03:39:59,680 --> 03:40:12,860 So, man, for the photo ops. 4888 03:40:13,920 --> 03:40:15,040 He doesn't stop. 4889 03:40:15,260 --> 03:40:17,300 If there's an op, he doesn't stop. 4890 03:40:18,660 --> 03:40:21,560 I've never seen so many photographs of a minister. 4891 03:40:21,780 --> 03:40:22,460 Thanks for the tip. 4892 03:40:22,740 --> 03:40:23,680 Looking so... 4893 03:40:27,680 --> 03:40:28,920 So blah. 4894 03:40:28,920 --> 03:40:34,400 As I've seen here, vaccination program expanded to the 12 to 15 year olds. 4895 03:40:37,580 --> 03:40:40,820 Yesterday's old news is tomorrow's fish and chip paper, Steve. 4896 03:40:41,880 --> 03:40:44,660 It's time you started to fucking buck the ideas up. 4897 03:40:45,620 --> 03:40:50,620 There's a rake of pigeons and crows and seagulls out there that you need to start getting into. 4898 03:40:51,420 --> 03:40:52,060 Needling them. 4899 03:40:58,060 --> 03:40:58,980 Thanks for the tip. 4900 03:40:58,980 --> 03:40:59,020 Thanks for the tip. 4901 03:41:00,680 --> 03:41:01,640 Sorry about that. 4902 03:41:02,360 --> 03:41:04,000 Kevin Collins, thank you very much. 4903 03:41:04,180 --> 03:41:05,160 And DPRA. 4904 03:41:05,340 --> 03:41:08,840 Don't forget the crows are riddled with COVID-19 as well. 4905 03:41:09,600 --> 03:41:11,360 That's what I'm fucking saying, DP. 4906 03:41:11,500 --> 03:41:12,140 That's what I'm saying. 4907 03:41:14,120 --> 03:41:16,120 People are saying squirrels now as well. 4908 03:41:16,200 --> 03:41:24,400 There's a whole host of mammalian livestock out there that need to get fucking jabbed with a needle. 4909 03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:26,100 Whether in their deltoids. 4910 03:41:26,280 --> 03:41:28,300 If they have deltoids, I'm not sure. 4911 03:41:28,400 --> 03:41:29,500 What does a pigeon have? 4912 03:41:29,860 --> 03:41:31,040 Does it have deltoids? 4913 03:41:31,420 --> 03:41:32,660 It probably has wingoids. 4914 03:41:33,340 --> 03:41:34,540 Or just an arse. 4915 03:41:35,180 --> 03:41:37,280 If there's a way of just administering the vaccine. 4916 03:41:37,280 --> 03:41:42,020 Or feeding pellets or chips that have been laced with mRNA. 4917 03:41:42,900 --> 03:41:43,920 Then so be it. 4918 03:41:49,920 --> 03:41:52,460 Okay, that's that done there anyway. 4919 03:41:58,840 --> 03:41:59,580 That's that done. 4920 03:41:59,640 --> 03:42:06,520 We'll watch a bit more fucking Shiffey there and then just see how far we get on because it could be a bit fucking sad. 4921 03:42:06,640 --> 03:42:07,820 Energy sapping, can it? 4922 03:42:08,220 --> 03:42:12,680 The artwork then gets digitized and transferred into a computer. 4923 03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:15,840 The game then gets tested on a rewritable game cartridge. 4924 03:42:16,360 --> 03:42:18,660 And here's where it all ends up on your PC screen. 4925 03:42:19,000 --> 03:42:21,700 A hot new game with great graphics, animation and sound. 4926 03:42:21,700 --> 03:42:21,840 Been there. 4927 03:42:22,080 --> 03:42:22,680 Now what makes... 4928 03:42:22,680 --> 03:42:23,180 Done that. 4929 03:42:23,540 --> 03:42:24,000 Seen it. 4930 03:42:24,180 --> 03:42:24,960 Bought the t-shirt. 4931 03:42:26,540 --> 03:42:28,580 We've already been on this computer. 4932 03:42:28,760 --> 03:42:29,920 Greatest computer games. 4933 03:42:34,200 --> 03:42:35,980 I think we watched that one ages ago. 4934 03:42:35,980 --> 03:42:40,020 And I don't mind touching the face. 4935 03:42:40,120 --> 03:42:42,980 I know I'm completely COVID-19 free. 4936 03:42:44,760 --> 03:42:45,920 It feels fucking brilliant. 4937 03:42:47,920 --> 03:42:49,040 It feels fantastic. 4938 03:42:49,220 --> 03:42:49,340 Yeah. 4939 03:42:49,800 --> 03:42:50,060 Yeah. 4940 03:42:51,100 --> 03:42:51,360 Yeah. 4941 03:42:52,120 --> 03:42:53,700 I was touch and go there for a while. 4942 03:42:53,960 --> 03:42:54,500 Touch and go. 4943 03:42:54,580 --> 03:42:55,460 But we got there in the end. 4944 03:42:56,740 --> 03:43:03,820 There's nothing more fantastic than just drinking a few cans. 4945 03:43:04,200 --> 03:43:05,960 Doing a couple of fucking COVID tests. 4946 03:43:05,960 --> 03:43:07,820 Getting a little bit merry. 4947 03:43:08,100 --> 03:43:09,040 A little bit tipsy. 4948 03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:10,680 And just fucking saying yeah. 4949 03:43:11,440 --> 03:43:12,580 Pure negative, man. 4950 03:43:14,620 --> 03:43:15,700 Pure fucking negative. 4951 03:43:17,700 --> 03:43:30,620 The webcamschat.com chatbot there in the chat. 4952 03:43:31,340 --> 03:43:32,620 Just ignore them, people. 4953 03:43:32,720 --> 03:43:34,600 It's probably just a script someone has made. 4954 03:43:34,660 --> 03:43:40,360 Someone who's just jealous has made a script to come and entice you into going to their sex website. 4955 03:43:41,180 --> 03:43:42,920 Don't believe a word they say. 4956 03:43:42,920 --> 03:43:42,940 Don't believe a word they say. 4957 03:43:44,040 --> 03:43:45,060 And look at that. 4958 03:43:45,260 --> 03:43:48,000 Quib has already fucking taken the initiative. 4959 03:43:48,140 --> 03:43:48,920 Thank you very much. 4960 03:43:50,320 --> 03:43:51,520 Thank you very much, Quib. 4961 03:43:54,800 --> 03:43:59,000 I think at this moment in time we need to part ways. 4962 03:43:59,140 --> 03:44:00,460 It's fucking 10 to 3. 4963 03:44:03,460 --> 03:44:04,300 It's 10 to 3. 4964 03:44:04,680 --> 03:44:04,800 And I... 4965 03:44:06,080 --> 03:44:07,800 I'm fully negative. 4966 03:44:07,980 --> 03:44:09,200 I am ready to go to bed. 4967 03:44:10,680 --> 03:44:12,660 Let me put that music on again. 4968 03:44:13,280 --> 03:44:15,040 Maybe something a little bit more upbeat. 4969 03:44:23,160 --> 03:44:23,880 There we go. 4970 03:44:25,940 --> 03:44:27,860 Well, it's been an amazing night. 4971 03:44:28,100 --> 03:44:28,700 We've done it. 4972 03:44:29,120 --> 03:44:30,260 We got there in the end. 4973 03:44:30,460 --> 03:44:31,900 A lot of you said it couldn't happen. 4974 03:44:32,080 --> 03:44:32,780 It did happen. 4975 03:44:32,900 --> 03:44:33,680 And you witnessed it. 4976 03:44:33,740 --> 03:44:36,180 You were there at the fucking very beginning to witness it as well. 4977 03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:37,040 What happened? 4978 03:44:37,180 --> 03:44:38,360 I gotta tell you what happened. 4979 03:44:38,840 --> 03:44:39,700 COVID-19. 4980 03:44:40,260 --> 03:44:40,940 Didn't happen. 4981 03:44:41,780 --> 03:44:43,680 I'm free from the clutches of evil. 4982 03:44:44,020 --> 03:44:46,520 You know that me as a streamer is someone who's clean. 4983 03:44:46,720 --> 03:44:50,020 And can continue the stream right until the bitter end. 4984 03:44:50,980 --> 03:44:53,280 Whether that means watching me play a video game. 4985 03:44:53,760 --> 03:44:56,240 Watching me watch a video on YouTube. 4986 03:44:56,840 --> 03:44:58,320 About weird families. 4987 03:44:58,860 --> 03:45:00,040 Or even... 4988 03:45:00,040 --> 03:45:00,780 Stuart Shaffey. 4989 03:45:01,200 --> 03:45:02,820 You know that I'm as clean as a whistle. 4990 03:45:03,060 --> 03:45:04,920 And I'm a safe, safe channel. 4991 03:45:05,020 --> 03:45:07,080 You're not gonna get COVID from watching this channel. 4992 03:45:09,080 --> 03:45:10,020 Crazy bit of business. 4993 03:45:10,660 --> 03:45:13,420 I wanna say thank you very much to... 4994 03:45:13,420 --> 03:45:13,900 Uh... 4995 03:45:13,900 --> 03:45:14,260 Lidl. 4996 03:45:14,600 --> 03:45:17,340 For providing me with everything I needed to... 4997 03:45:17,340 --> 03:45:18,580 To go on this... 4998 03:45:18,580 --> 03:45:20,200 This journey with you as well. 4999 03:45:20,200 --> 03:45:21,740 Um... 5000 03:45:21,740 --> 03:45:22,720 Actually, do you know what I was... 5001 03:45:22,720 --> 03:45:24,020 Wanted to watch there the other day? 5002 03:45:24,080 --> 03:45:24,340 There's... 5003 03:45:24,340 --> 03:45:26,560 These documentaries about Woodstock 99. 5004 03:45:26,900 --> 03:45:29,680 But I remember Woodstock 99 being on... 5005 03:45:29,680 --> 03:45:30,400 Network 2. 5006 03:45:30,480 --> 03:45:32,040 It was syndicated around the world. 5007 03:45:33,500 --> 03:45:34,460 And, uh... 5008 03:45:34,460 --> 03:45:35,980 At 3 in the afternoon... 5009 03:45:35,980 --> 03:45:37,620 You could watch it. 5010 03:45:37,720 --> 03:45:39,040 And there was like, uh... 5011 03:45:39,040 --> 03:45:39,420 There was... 5012 03:45:39,420 --> 03:45:40,220 There was people... 5013 03:45:40,220 --> 03:45:40,740 Fucking... 5014 03:45:40,740 --> 03:45:41,940 Getting naked and stuff. 5015 03:45:42,040 --> 03:45:42,340 And you... 5016 03:45:42,340 --> 03:45:42,980 It was like... 5017 03:45:42,980 --> 03:45:43,480 This is... 5018 03:45:43,480 --> 03:45:45,180 The den hasn't even been on yet. 5019 03:45:45,180 --> 03:45:46,420 And they're showing this. 5020 03:45:46,760 --> 03:45:47,860 It's a crazy bit of business. 5021 03:45:48,580 --> 03:45:50,120 Apparently there's two documentaries... 5022 03:45:50,120 --> 03:45:51,580 About it out now as well. 5023 03:45:52,180 --> 03:45:53,740 But you can probably just watch... 5024 03:45:53,740 --> 03:45:54,580 Clips of it as well. 5025 03:45:54,700 --> 03:45:55,660 And, uh... 5026 03:45:55,660 --> 03:45:56,300 These fuckers. 5027 03:45:56,420 --> 03:45:57,040 Kid Rock. 5028 03:45:57,280 --> 03:45:58,120 It's the first time I'd ever... 5029 03:45:58,120 --> 03:45:59,340 Uh... 5030 03:45:59,340 --> 03:46:01,120 Found out about Kid Rock was on, uh... 5031 03:46:01,120 --> 03:46:02,800 Woodstock 99. 5032 03:46:03,380 --> 03:46:05,320 Might be worth a watch just for a laugh. 5033 03:46:07,720 --> 03:46:08,280 Uh... 5034 03:46:08,280 --> 03:46:09,460 Because at one point... 5035 03:46:09,460 --> 03:46:09,720 Uh... 5036 03:46:09,720 --> 03:46:10,660 Kid Rock... 5037 03:46:10,660 --> 03:46:13,660 Makes a political statement during it as well... 5038 03:46:13,660 --> 03:46:13,980 About Bill... 5039 03:46:13,980 --> 03:46:14,720 Woodstock! 5040 03:46:14,900 --> 03:46:15,160 Date! 5041 03:46:15,160 --> 03:46:17,400 About Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky. 5042 03:46:17,720 --> 03:46:18,640 Two! 5043 03:46:18,640 --> 03:46:18,700 Two! 5044 03:46:24,260 --> 03:46:26,940 I'm glad to see this guy over here... 5045 03:46:26,940 --> 03:46:29,040 Brought his date for the pay-per-view. 5046 03:46:29,840 --> 03:46:32,600 A lot of sex going on with Plastic Woman over here. 5047 03:46:35,280 --> 03:46:36,740 A local guy... 5048 03:46:36,740 --> 03:46:38,520 A local guy who is made good. 5049 03:46:39,180 --> 03:46:40,960 A native of Frankfort, New York. 5050 03:46:41,280 --> 03:46:43,820 He's from the Emmy Award TV show... 5051 03:46:43,820 --> 03:46:44,460 Frasier. 5052 03:46:44,940 --> 03:46:47,060 Say hello to Paul Cusimano. 5053 03:46:48,240 --> 03:46:48,680 Cusimano! 5054 03:46:49,600 --> 03:46:50,860 Make good Frasier. 5055 03:46:52,180 --> 03:46:52,540 Hey! 5056 03:46:53,580 --> 03:46:55,280 Fucking guys on a rock, man! 5057 03:46:55,680 --> 03:46:56,920 Who the fuck's this lad? 5058 03:46:59,980 --> 03:47:01,920 They're booing him! 5059 03:47:02,720 --> 03:47:04,180 All I can hear is... 5060 03:47:04,180 --> 03:47:04,520 Hey! 5061 03:47:05,000 --> 03:47:06,720 Fucking guys on a rock, man! 5062 03:47:07,080 --> 03:47:08,380 And then all I can hear is... 5063 03:47:08,380 --> 03:47:08,820 Boo! 5064 03:47:08,820 --> 03:47:14,240 Oh, come on! 5065 03:47:15,440 --> 03:47:17,100 Fucking guys on a rock, man! 5066 03:47:17,320 --> 03:47:17,700 Angel! 5067 03:47:19,280 --> 03:47:19,760 Hey! 5068 03:47:20,880 --> 03:47:22,540 Fucking guys on a rock, man! 5069 03:47:29,160 --> 03:47:29,920 Oh, come on! 5070 03:47:29,940 --> 03:47:30,940 You're making me proud, man! 5071 03:47:32,020 --> 03:47:33,160 All right, you want a rock? 5072 03:47:34,780 --> 03:47:35,380 All right! 5073 03:47:36,760 --> 03:47:37,640 Thanks for the tip. 5074 03:47:37,820 --> 03:47:38,940 Get ready, give it up, man! 5075 03:47:39,700 --> 03:47:40,100 Detroit! 5076 03:47:41,540 --> 03:47:43,180 Jackie, thank you very much for the tip. 5077 03:47:43,360 --> 03:47:44,660 Rockers in business today. 5078 03:47:46,560 --> 03:47:48,040 The devil is out of cause. 5079 03:47:48,520 --> 03:47:49,160 Kid Rock! 5080 03:47:49,160 --> 03:47:49,260 Kid Rock! 5081 03:48:06,320 --> 03:48:07,880 Brain full content. 5082 03:48:07,880 --> 03:48:10,740 What sort of sleep schedule is this? 5083 03:48:12,860 --> 03:48:17,460 Bank holiday Monday fucking COVID-19 negative sleep schedule. 5084 03:48:18,040 --> 03:48:18,960 Fourth can. 5085 03:48:19,160 --> 03:48:19,940 Final can. 5086 03:48:20,140 --> 03:48:21,680 That's the fucking schedule we're on here. 5087 03:48:21,960 --> 03:48:22,760 And you're watching it. 5088 03:48:23,040 --> 03:48:23,780 And for all I know, 5089 03:48:24,540 --> 03:48:26,340 you're probably COVID positive. 5090 03:48:26,740 --> 03:48:28,740 You're probably out there just tuning in. 5091 03:48:29,000 --> 03:48:31,620 And you're jealous because I've done this test. 5092 03:48:31,620 --> 03:48:33,660 And you'd love to have this. 5093 03:48:34,360 --> 03:48:35,720 You would love to have that. 5094 03:48:36,680 --> 03:48:37,580 But you don't. 5095 03:48:40,340 --> 03:48:45,960 Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word fuck. 5096 03:48:46,880 --> 03:48:53,540 Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F word. 5097 03:48:54,300 --> 03:48:56,220 It's the one magical word. 5098 03:48:56,220 --> 03:49:01,060 Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. 5099 03:49:01,720 --> 03:49:08,580 Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word flicken, which means to strike. 5100 03:49:09,340 --> 03:49:12,740 In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. 5101 03:49:13,420 --> 03:49:15,380 As a transitive verb, for instance. 5102 03:49:15,980 --> 03:49:17,140 John fucked Shirley. 5103 03:49:18,080 --> 03:49:19,640 As an intransitive verb. 5104 03:49:19,980 --> 03:49:20,240 Shirley. 5105 03:49:20,400 --> 03:49:23,420 I can't be fucking bothered listening to all that rubbish. 5106 03:49:23,980 --> 03:49:25,540 But I want to see some of the bits. 5107 03:49:25,660 --> 03:49:29,280 I remember he used to have the little fella around with him who came on. 5108 03:49:29,280 --> 03:49:38,800 And I wasn't sure whether or not it was a child who'd been, you know, through the wars or through the fucking bad times. 5109 03:49:38,860 --> 03:49:40,480 Or was it a fully grown man? 5110 03:49:40,720 --> 03:49:42,720 But I think they used to get him tanked up as well. 5111 03:49:43,600 --> 03:49:44,320 It was weird. 5112 03:49:45,360 --> 03:49:46,780 A weird time to be alive. 5113 03:49:50,320 --> 03:49:51,000 There he is. 5114 03:49:51,060 --> 03:49:51,500 There he is. 5115 03:49:51,540 --> 03:49:51,900 There he is. 5116 03:49:51,900 --> 03:49:54,280 I'm small as ass. 5117 03:49:54,520 --> 03:49:56,420 There he is. 5118 03:49:56,500 --> 03:49:58,000 I'm small as ass, he says. 5119 03:49:58,480 --> 03:49:58,960 Have a look. 5120 03:49:58,960 --> 03:50:02,480 Three feet high. 5121 03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:03,720 Ready to get fly. 5122 03:50:04,020 --> 03:50:05,980 Give it up for Joey C. 5123 03:50:08,480 --> 03:50:10,580 I can tell you all he's in the sea. 5124 03:50:10,780 --> 03:50:11,840 I can be sexy. 5125 03:50:12,080 --> 03:50:13,020 I got fame. 5126 03:50:13,200 --> 03:50:15,000 I'm a freak. 5127 03:50:15,080 --> 03:50:16,320 I'll call me sick. 5128 03:50:19,120 --> 03:50:20,100 Hey, he's back. 5129 03:50:20,400 --> 03:50:20,880 Crazy. 5130 03:50:21,540 --> 03:50:24,020 Sipping through crime like a bump through nine. 5131 03:50:24,340 --> 03:50:25,080 It's my time. 5132 03:50:25,200 --> 03:50:26,480 I'm about to shine like leg. 5133 03:50:26,700 --> 03:50:27,780 You're all this piss. 5134 03:50:27,920 --> 03:50:28,940 I'm small as ass. 5135 03:50:28,940 --> 03:50:30,480 Watch me past. 5136 03:50:30,640 --> 03:50:31,680 Smoke some ass. 5137 03:50:31,960 --> 03:50:32,940 I'm freaking fast. 5138 03:50:33,140 --> 03:50:34,060 I'm freaking fast. 5139 03:50:34,060 --> 03:50:35,960 Where are this young fellow's parents? 5140 03:50:38,640 --> 03:50:39,220 Do you know? 5141 03:50:42,400 --> 03:50:45,300 He must have been in fifth class or sixth class. 5142 03:50:45,520 --> 03:50:50,020 You know, I don't believe this should be the life he should be leading. 5143 03:50:50,020 --> 03:51:19,060 We got a hot ass voice like every level. I'm fucking down with the devil. Say we like to party, rock the party. We like to party, rock the party. We like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. You like to party, rock the party. Devil without a cause. I'm done with platinum. Yo. 5144 03:51:19,060 --> 03:51:29,220 Make some fucking noise. Crazy bit of business all together, isn't it? 5145 03:51:29,220 --> 03:51:44,520 Everybody, everybody, just throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. If you're ready to rock with the kid tonight, say all right. All right. Thank you. 5146 03:51:46,520 --> 03:51:56,140 Wow, kid rock. Fucking amazing, man. Probably the best band in the world ever existed. And there's a lot of people out there that don't even know about them still. 5147 03:51:58,480 --> 03:52:02,940 I kind of like that though because if you know, you know, you know. 5148 03:52:02,940 --> 03:52:30,140 As I recall, there was a part in the gig where he just said, I want you all to fucking throw shite at the stage. 5149 03:52:30,140 --> 03:52:34,340 And then it all went mental then. Like people throwing all sorts. 5150 03:52:36,220 --> 03:52:38,360 It was dangerous. It was like a war zone. 5151 03:52:38,360 --> 03:52:56,840 like we're gonna start this one off southern style y'all i want to send this one out 5152 03:52:56,840 --> 03:53:07,460 wow look at that piece of equipment he has there that is a super that's a high eight 5153 03:53:07,460 --> 03:53:15,420 video camera you've got it attached to it no matter that's a power ac adapter lead or is that 5154 03:53:15,420 --> 03:53:21,900 a video out but it's definitely a a high eight video camcorder 5155 03:53:21,900 --> 03:53:27,600 probably pay a lot of money for those kind of jobs now because they're not made anymore 5156 03:53:27,600 --> 03:53:38,720 just want to get to the bit where they're throwing loads of stuff on stage i think it's right at the 5157 03:53:38,720 --> 03:53:46,840 end and then we can oh here we yeah here we are here we are here we are 5158 03:53:46,840 --> 03:53:56,660 i still think the little child's parents should have been there just to oversee the situation at 5159 03:53:56,660 --> 03:54:02,060 hand because they would have been able to go yeah fair enough it's just you know it's a bit of banter 5160 03:54:02,060 --> 03:54:08,440 it's a bit of a laugh but it is a child at the end of the day you know and uh i actually feel a little 5161 03:54:08,440 --> 03:54:16,760 bit ashamed of these guys the adults roping the child into it because sure he didn't know any better 5162 03:54:16,760 --> 03:54:18,120 like you know it's exploitative 5163 03:54:18,120 --> 03:54:43,640 now when we kick this beat in for the last time 5164 03:54:43,640 --> 03:54:53,000 i want to see every possible thing flying through the fucking air but nothing that can hurt each other 5165 03:54:53,000 --> 03:54:58,920 these plastic bottles let's have some fucking fun y'all are you ready let's get it going you 5166 03:54:58,920 --> 03:55:00,920 oh shit 5167 03:55:00,920 --> 03:55:13,620 ah fucking great crack like mental crack imagine being at that now you'd be right out the gap because it'd be 5168 03:55:13,620 --> 03:55:43,600 be so dodgy with covid it looks like the best fucking time in the world 5169 03:55:43,600 --> 03:55:52,500 what did that say on his shirt there i'm not a fucking kid or something is it oh i'm not a fucking 5170 03:55:52,500 --> 03:55:57,260 midget right but i'm saying yeah yeah he isn't he's a it's not a child 5171 03:55:57,260 --> 03:56:02,600 national school 5172 03:56:02,600 --> 03:56:24,180 look look look iconic as it was you know doing the whole bottle thing and all that 5173 03:56:24,180 --> 03:56:26,280 At the end of the day 5174 03:56:26,280 --> 03:56:27,400 You've had your fun 5175 03:56:27,400 --> 03:56:28,620 You've paid a lot of money 5176 03:56:28,620 --> 03:56:31,160 You've charged a lot of people money for tickets 5177 03:56:31,160 --> 03:56:34,120 But it's out and out child abuse 5178 03:56:34,120 --> 03:56:36,240 For what? 5179 03:56:36,680 --> 03:56:37,500 For a few people 5180 03:56:37,500 --> 03:56:39,540 For the peanut gallery to laugh at 5181 03:56:39,540 --> 03:56:42,580 Fucking disgusting 5182 03:56:42,580 --> 03:56:44,920 Fucking disgusting littering as well 5183 03:56:44,920 --> 03:56:47,940 COVID negative guys 5184 03:56:47,940 --> 03:56:49,800 If you've just joined us 5185 03:56:49,800 --> 03:56:51,120 I'm COVID negative 5186 03:56:51,120 --> 03:56:52,360 I took the test 5187 03:56:52,360 --> 03:56:56,180 And it's pure as the driven snow 5188 03:56:56,180 --> 03:57:06,740 Don't know about that there 5189 03:57:06,740 --> 03:57:08,640 Live concert streaming 5190 03:57:08,640 --> 03:57:12,900 And then 5191 03:57:12,900 --> 03:57:14,200 And then you had 5192 03:57:14,200 --> 03:57:14,940 Oh look at this 5193 03:57:14,940 --> 03:57:16,300 A shit mobile game 5194 03:57:16,300 --> 03:57:21,500 Get to the top of the pyramid is it? 5195 03:57:21,500 --> 03:57:41,140 Oh my god 5196 03:57:41,140 --> 03:57:43,860 Can you imagine 5197 03:57:43,860 --> 03:57:45,960 Spending your fucking days on that? 5198 03:57:54,040 --> 03:57:55,080 And that's gone 5199 03:57:55,080 --> 03:57:57,820 Holy smokes 5200 03:57:57,820 --> 03:58:01,120 And this was the Limp Bizkit boys 5201 03:58:01,120 --> 03:58:02,220 Now they came on 5202 03:58:02,220 --> 03:58:03,260 And they 5203 03:58:03,260 --> 03:58:04,960 Brought the house down 5204 03:58:04,960 --> 03:58:06,920 A crazy band 5205 03:58:06,920 --> 03:58:06,940 A crazy band 5206 03:58:06,940 --> 03:58:08,000 A great band 5207 03:58:08,000 --> 03:58:08,740 Again 5208 03:58:08,740 --> 03:58:13,080 I'd say probably the best band that ever was 5209 03:58:13,080 --> 03:58:14,640 And they get a lot of 5210 03:58:14,640 --> 03:58:15,900 They get a lot of shtick 5211 03:58:15,900 --> 03:58:17,560 But they were great 5212 03:58:17,560 --> 03:58:18,540 They were fantastic 5213 03:58:18,540 --> 03:58:21,800 Look at the respect that they had for the audience 5214 03:58:21,800 --> 03:58:28,160 There aren't enough artists that go on to the fucking stage 5215 03:58:28,160 --> 03:58:29,380 And just 5216 03:58:29,380 --> 03:58:34,020 To the people that have come to see 5217 03:58:34,020 --> 03:58:35,540 They have paid money to come and see them 5218 03:58:35,540 --> 03:58:40,460 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5219 03:58:40,460 --> 03:58:42,460 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5220 03:58:42,460 --> 03:58:44,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5221 03:58:44,260 --> 03:58:46,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5222 03:58:46,260 --> 03:58:47,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5223 03:58:47,260 --> 03:58:48,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5224 03:58:48,260 --> 03:58:49,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5225 03:58:49,260 --> 03:58:50,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5226 03:58:50,260 --> 03:58:51,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5227 03:58:51,260 --> 03:58:52,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5228 03:58:52,260 --> 03:58:53,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5229 03:58:53,260 --> 03:58:54,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5230 03:58:54,260 --> 03:58:55,260 And they're not a big band that go on to the fucking stage 5231 03:58:55,260 --> 03:58:56,300 From the front to the back 5232 03:58:56,300 --> 03:58:57,620 Like this 5233 03:58:57,620 --> 03:59:02,340 Just like this 5234 03:59:02,340 --> 03:59:04,620 Now everybody 5235 03:59:04,620 --> 03:59:05,520 Get up 5236 03:59:05,520 --> 03:59:17,200 Temporarily blocked 5237 03:59:17,200 --> 03:59:19,120 Okay we're temporarily blocked 5238 03:59:19,120 --> 03:59:23,720 Da da da da da da 5239 03:59:23,720 --> 03:59:25,100 Bom bom 5240 03:59:25,100 --> 03:59:28,040 Wada wada wada waa 5241 03:59:28,040 --> 03:59:29,060 Wow wow wow 5242 03:59:29,060 --> 03:59:29,700 Yeah 5243 03:59:29,700 --> 03:59:31,700 Okay. 5244 03:59:31,700 --> 03:59:34,700 Hmm. 5245 03:59:34,700 --> 03:59:36,700 Okay. 5246 03:59:36,700 --> 03:59:38,700 Okay. 5247 03:59:38,700 --> 03:59:40,700 Okay. 5248 03:59:40,700 --> 03:59:42,700 Okay. 5249 03:59:42,700 --> 03:59:44,700 Okay. 5250 03:59:44,700 --> 03:59:46,700 Okay. 5251 03:59:46,700 --> 03:59:48,700 Okay. 5252 03:59:48,700 --> 03:59:50,700 Okay. 5253 03:59:50,700 --> 03:59:52,700 Okay. 5254 03:59:52,700 --> 03:59:54,700 Okay. 5255 03:59:54,700 --> 03:59:56,700 Okay. 5256 03:59:56,700 --> 03:59:58,700 Okay. 5257 03:59:58,700 --> 04:00:00,700 Okay. 5258 04:00:00,700 --> 04:00:02,700 Okay. 5259 04:00:02,700 --> 04:00:04,700 Okay. 5260 04:00:04,700 --> 04:00:06,700 Okay. 5261 04:00:06,700 --> 04:00:08,700 Okay. 5262 04:00:08,700 --> 04:00:10,700 Okay. 5263 04:00:10,700 --> 04:00:12,700 Okay. 5264 04:00:12,700 --> 04:00:14,700 Okay. 5265 04:00:14,700 --> 04:00:16,700 Okay. 5266 04:00:16,700 --> 04:00:18,700 Okay. 5267 04:00:18,700 --> 04:00:20,700 Okay. 5268 04:00:20,700 --> 04:00:22,700 Okay. 5269 04:00:22,700 --> 04:00:24,700 Okay. 5270 04:00:24,700 --> 04:00:26,700 Okay. 5271 04:00:26,700 --> 04:00:28,700 Okay. 5272 04:00:28,700 --> 04:00:30,700 Okay. 5273 04:00:30,700 --> 04:00:32,700 Okay. 5274 04:00:32,700 --> 04:00:34,700 Okay. 5275 04:00:34,700 --> 04:00:36,700 Okay. 5276 04:00:36,700 --> 04:00:38,700 Okay. 5277 04:00:38,700 --> 04:00:40,700 Okay. 5278 04:00:40,700 --> 04:00:42,700 Okay. 5279 04:00:42,700 --> 04:00:44,700 Okay. 5280 04:00:44,700 --> 04:00:46,700 Okay. 5281 04:00:46,700 --> 04:00:48,700 Okay. 5282 04:00:48,700 --> 04:00:50,700 Okay. 5283 04:00:50,700 --> 04:00:52,700 Okay. 5284 04:00:52,700 --> 04:00:54,700 Okay. 5285 04:00:54,700 --> 04:00:56,700 Okay. 5286 04:00:56,700 --> 04:00:58,700 Okay. 5287 04:00:58,700 --> 04:01:00,700 Okay. 5288 04:01:00,700 --> 04:01:02,700 Okay. 5289 04:01:02,700 --> 04:01:04,700 Okay. 5290 04:01:04,700 --> 04:01:06,700 Okay. 5291 04:01:06,700 --> 04:01:08,700 Okay. 5292 04:01:08,700 --> 04:01:10,700 Okay. 5293 04:01:10,700 --> 04:01:12,700 Okay. 5294 04:01:12,700 --> 04:01:14,700 Okay. 5295 04:01:14,700 --> 04:01:16,700 Okay. 5296 04:01:16,700 --> 04:01:18,700 Okay. 5297 04:01:18,700 --> 04:01:20,700 Okay. 5298 04:01:20,700 --> 04:01:22,700 Okay. 5299 04:01:22,700 --> 04:01:24,700 Okay. 5300 04:01:24,700 --> 04:01:26,700 Okay. 5301 04:01:26,700 --> 04:01:28,700 Okay. 5302 04:01:28,700 --> 04:01:30,700 Okay. 5303 04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:32,700 Okay. 5304 04:01:32,700 --> 04:01:34,700 Okay. 5305 04:01:34,700 --> 04:01:36,700 Okay. 5306 04:01:36,700 --> 04:01:38,700 Okay. 5307 04:01:38,700 --> 04:02:06,700 *Sounds of gunfire* 5308 04:02:06,700 --> 04:02:34,700 Right lads, we'll see you later on anyway. We had to go because we got fucking taken off by the copyright cunts. Apparently you can't stream other people's stuff. Goodnight. God bless. Take it easy. And we'll see you later on. Covid negative. I want to thank each and every one of you for tuning in and for tipping. Dean Moriarty. Thank you very much man. 5309 04:02:34,700 --> 04:02:36,700 *Sounds of gunfire* 5310 04:02:36,700 --> 04:02:46,700 Why do bad things happen to good people, Viper? How do I stop the enviable demise of man? You just go to bed. Go to bed. It's ten past three. 5311 04:02:46,700 --> 04:02:48,700 *Sounds of gunfire* 5312 04:02:48,700 --> 04:02:50,100 Jackie, thank you very much. 5313 04:02:51,020 --> 04:02:54,460 Kevin Collins, DPRA, and everybody else. 5314 04:02:54,540 --> 04:02:55,340 We'll talk to you later on. 5315 04:02:55,380 --> 04:02:56,040 Good night and God bless. 5316 04:02:56,860 --> 04:02:58,700 We'll crack this open tomorrow and see what happens. 5317 04:02:58,880 --> 04:02:59,100 Good luck. 5318 04:02:59,100 --> 04:03:00,100 Thank you. 5319 04:03:00,100 --> 04:03:01,840 Thank you.