1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 Thank you. 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 Thank you. 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 Thank you. 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:59,920 Thank you. 5 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:29,900 Thank you. 6 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:31,900 Thank you. 7 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,900 Thank you. 8 00:02:33,900 --> 00:02:35,900 Thank you. 9 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:37,900 Thank you. 10 00:02:37,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Thank you. 11 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Thank you. 12 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Thank you. 13 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Thank you. 14 00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:41,900 Thank you. 15 00:02:41,900 --> 00:02:43,900 Thank you. 16 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:45,900 Thank you. 17 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:45,900 Thank you. 18 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:45,900 Thank you. 19 00:02:45,900 --> 00:02:47,900 Thank you. 20 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,900 Thank you. 21 00:02:49,900 --> 00:02:51,900 Thank you. 22 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:51,900 Thank you. 23 00:02:51,900 --> 00:02:53,900 Thank you. 24 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:55,900 Thank you. 25 00:02:55,900 --> 00:02:57,900 Thank you. 26 00:02:57,900 --> 00:02:59,900 Thank you. 27 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:01,900 Thank you. 28 00:03:01,900 --> 00:03:03,900 Thank you. 29 00:03:03,900 --> 00:03:05,900 Thank you. 30 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:05,900 Thank you. 31 00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:07,900 Thank you. 32 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,900 Thank you. 33 00:03:09,900 --> 00:03:11,900 Thank you. 34 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,900 Thank you. 35 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:15,900 Thank you. 36 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:15,900 Thank you. 37 00:03:15,900 --> 00:03:17,900 Thank you. 38 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:19,900 Thank you. 39 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:21,900 Thank you. 40 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:28,900 *sad music* 41 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:55,900 *sad music* 42 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,900 *sad music* 43 00:03:59,900 --> 00:04:02,480 In he Craig. What's the 44 00:04:02,480 --> 00:04:03,900 scenario? What's the story? 45 00:04:03,900 --> 00:04:06,050 We're here yet again for 46 00:04:06,050 --> 00:04:08,840 another foray into the amazing 47 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,760 magical world of EastEnders the 48 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:12,900 video game. 49 00:04:12,900 --> 00:04:15,900 It's gonna be an absolute cracker-jack-er-lular. 50 00:04:15,900 --> 00:04:17,580 I don't know how long we'll be 51 00:04:17,580 --> 00:04:19,260 able to play for each session 52 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:20,580 maybe? An hour and a half, I'm 53 00:04:20,580 --> 00:04:21,900 not sure because there's... 54 00:04:21,900 --> 00:04:24,140 In betwixt the FMV and gameplay 55 00:04:24,140 --> 00:04:26,410 sequences there's the driving 56 00:04:26,410 --> 00:04:29,480 and it's... fuck... ugh... it's 57 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:29,900 terrible. 58 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:31,130 We spend a lot of time going 59 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:32,910 around London. Thanks very much, 60 00:04:32,910 --> 00:04:34,900 Dooya and PassBlaster9000. 61 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,290 I also want to say a big thank 62 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,620 you to each and every one of 63 00:04:37,620 --> 00:04:38,900 you from last night. 64 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:40,380 It was a return to the 65 00:04:40,380 --> 00:04:42,690 streaming setup scenario and I 66 00:04:42,690 --> 00:04:44,690 found it a little bit hard to 67 00:04:44,690 --> 00:04:46,520 keep up with the amount of 68 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,630 people who were sending tips 69 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:49,900 sometimes. 70 00:04:49,900 --> 00:04:51,540 So I'm not sure if everybody 71 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:52,810 got a thank you so I'll 72 00:04:52,810 --> 00:04:54,600 dedicate the next two minutes 73 00:04:54,600 --> 00:04:56,540 here to just saying thanks very 74 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:58,330 much to everybody who turned up 75 00:04:58,330 --> 00:05:00,900 and threw in a tipper-lipper-lular. 76 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:03,020 They've got Andy the Fork, Slugshide 77 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:04,900 and Mark Formley Sweetbeast. 78 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:06,550 Mark Formley Sweetbeast 79 00:05:06,550 --> 00:05:08,900 actually did an edit of a... 80 00:05:08,900 --> 00:05:10,900 A fucking HBO... 81 00:05:10,900 --> 00:05:12,110 Chernobyl thing, I think. Am I 82 00:05:12,110 --> 00:05:14,150 wrong in saying that Mark? I'm 83 00:05:14,150 --> 00:05:15,900 not sure if I am right. 84 00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,620 I need to find it because this 85 00:05:17,620 --> 00:05:19,340 could really fit in well with 86 00:05:19,340 --> 00:05:19,900 this. 87 00:05:21,900 --> 00:05:23,720 Samantha Hagar's Powers, thank 88 00:05:23,720 --> 00:05:24,900 you very much Powers. 89 00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,960 Brooklyn Lukey, Don Jr's Thriller, 90 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,870 Betty Ford Sinek, Shike Guides, 91 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,900 thank you very much Shike Guides. 92 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:33,670 Long time supporter. Fat, Fave 93 00:05:33,670 --> 00:05:36,160 Doley, Schulte, Bugatti Veyron 94 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:38,650 Hubbard, Garello Bass, Garello 95 00:05:38,650 --> 00:05:39,900 Bass sorry. 96 00:05:39,900 --> 00:05:41,860 Cecil the Vessel, Chris McBee, 97 00:05:41,860 --> 00:05:44,170 Ian Mossy Moss, Foxy Boxer, Silage, 98 00:05:44,170 --> 00:05:46,340 Dickie Rocks, Love Child, Antti, 99 00:05:46,340 --> 00:05:46,900 MWRF. 100 00:05:46,900 --> 00:05:48,960 Thank you very much. Captain Sack, 101 00:05:48,960 --> 00:05:50,960 Vladimir Gluten, Anaconda Jeezy, 102 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,900 Gina, Papa Carlo, a nice book. 103 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:55,080 Philip, Favre Gluten, The Sweeney, 104 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:56,760 Crazy Bit of Stuff, Legend, 105 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,560 Soupy Norman, Max Payne, Grid 106 00:05:58,560 --> 00:05:59,900 Rain, Tim Reedy. 107 00:05:59,900 --> 00:06:02,340 Captain Cabinets, Flembag, 9mil 108 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:04,370 Jill, Give It All to Ed Cavani, 109 00:06:04,370 --> 00:06:06,330 Big Tripod, Hot Jaj, Wheelan 110 00:06:06,330 --> 00:06:08,760 Lad, Milosh, Beehan, Brainslug, 111 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,120 Letterkenny, Max Ver Shlugan, 112 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,880 Depeche, Craig, Boo Murphy, Gerr, 113 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,900 Gerr Connor, Any Buzzin', Doe D'Or, 114 00:06:15,900 --> 00:06:18,350 Dodo, Quib, Sophistics, Legend, 115 00:06:18,350 --> 00:06:20,400 Shafae Objection, Boner Jam, 116 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:22,900 More Streams, Range, Andreas Fe- 117 00:06:22,900 --> 00:06:24,850 Sorry about this. I did a 118 00:06:24,850 --> 00:06:27,060 fucking vaccination test last 119 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,960 night and- or a COVID test and 120 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,250 everybody was- I looked 121 00:06:30,250 --> 00:06:30,900 afterwards. 122 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:32,460 A lot of people were saying, 123 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:34,040 don't be bringing up COVID on 124 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,460 the stream. I watched the 125 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,900 stream to get away from COVID. 126 00:06:36,900 --> 00:06:38,370 I don't want to know about 127 00:06:38,370 --> 00:06:40,120 COVID. Well, we won't talk 128 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:41,880 about it anymore, but I would 129 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:43,900 just want to say, pure clean. 130 00:06:43,900 --> 00:06:47,140 It's a clean buzz, man. See 131 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:51,060 that? Fucking COVID neg. COVID 132 00:06:51,060 --> 00:06:53,410 neg. And then I'll stop that 133 00:06:53,410 --> 00:06:54,920 now. We won't- we won't need to 134 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,190 talk about any more COVID stuff 135 00:06:56,190 --> 00:06:56,900 whatsoever. 136 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:00,430 Andres Vedler, 5 o'clock, Moo 137 00:07:00,430 --> 00:07:01,880 Moos, Jamie Sherry, The Zodiac 138 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,520 Chronicles, Roundabouts, Whoopi 139 00:07:03,520 --> 00:07:04,930 Goldberg, Seema the Sack, Tim 140 00:07:04,930 --> 00:07:05,900 Reedy again! 141 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:08,600 Zaki, Kiki Stockhammer, BaseGov, 142 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,820 Please Turn Your Mic Up, Sarah 143 00:07:10,820 --> 00:07:13,780 and James, Ali Ashki, Sean Kivlihan, 144 00:07:13,780 --> 00:07:16,150 Super Ted, He Watched the Moos, 145 00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:18,900 Real Paul O'Donovan, The Cream. 146 00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,400 I think I actually got everyone 147 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,940 from here on end. Pineapple, 148 00:07:21,940 --> 00:07:23,380 Tobes, Robbie, We got a good 149 00:07:23,380 --> 00:07:24,900 good. Are you doing a bit? 150 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:26,850 Stuart Souffle, Kevin Beijing, 151 00:07:26,850 --> 00:07:29,270 Hailey, Shea McLaughlin, McAllister, 152 00:07:29,270 --> 00:07:31,110 Space Jam, Jacob Rees, Mag, 153 00:07:31,110 --> 00:07:32,750 Real Slim Shady, Ferg the DJ, 154 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,230 Johnny Gank, Higgy Smalls, 155 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:38,090 Chris McCormack, Klan, Shafé, 156 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:41,290 Jurek is stained, Microsoft Basement 157 00:07:41,290 --> 00:07:43,970 Slave, Stephen McGarth Base, 158 00:07:43,970 --> 00:07:46,900 John Grandy, Real Slim Shady, 159 00:07:46,900 --> 00:07:49,700 Steve Jennings, Adventure, Up 160 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:52,020 the Nurses. Doomsday Picnic, 161 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:53,420 now that's the name that 162 00:07:53,420 --> 00:07:55,160 slipped by there and I want to 163 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:56,740 say a big thanks to Doomsday 164 00:07:56,740 --> 00:07:58,500 because not only is that a nice 165 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,270 little gesture, Doomsday of 166 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:02,120 course presents us with a whole 167 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:03,830 host of amazing images every 168 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,520 now and again as and when it is 169 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,140 his pleasure. And I have to say 170 00:08:08,140 --> 00:08:10,730 I'm deeply, deeply solidly and 171 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:13,250 aporagetic for missing you out 172 00:08:13,250 --> 00:08:15,900 there last night, Doomsday. 173 00:08:15,900 --> 00:08:16,900 I hope you're doing well. 174 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:17,900 I hope you're doing well. 175 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,270 Vickenstein, Poddy Bob, Crouching 176 00:08:20,270 --> 00:08:22,750 Steve, Hidden Wagon, David Sheehy, 177 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,090 NTFS Night Heater, Mick the Jabber, 178 00:08:25,090 --> 00:08:27,220 Barry, Legfens, Legfens threw a 179 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:29,080 whole sack of coins there last 180 00:08:29,080 --> 00:08:32,060 night. Gimpy Ewan, Paul Meskel, 181 00:08:32,060 --> 00:08:35,000 Barry, Schlugnik, John Shox, Gav 182 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:37,740 Lyons, I'm sure you'll have one, 183 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:40,650 thank you very much. Curtis TD, 184 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:43,400 General Gaddafi, Eddie Durkin, 185 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,900 Art McCarrick. 186 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:47,090 Crazy bit of business. Laura 187 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:49,110 Donaghy, Pat the Vax, Dunk 188 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:51,070 Central and that's it. I 189 00:08:51,070 --> 00:08:53,340 remember getting everyone as Daz 190 00:08:53,340 --> 00:08:55,450 from Gizl. You're a fucking 191 00:08:55,450 --> 00:08:57,650 sweet gang of legends. Let me 192 00:08:57,650 --> 00:08:59,600 try and emphasize that with 193 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,900 this moment there please. 194 00:09:01,900 --> 00:09:09,630 Yeah, yeah, alright, yeah. Let's 195 00:09:09,630 --> 00:09:13,300 see now. Before we wind this 196 00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:17,160 window down, just something I 197 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:21,240 want to hit you with. Something 198 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:24,960 else I want to hit you with. I 199 00:09:24,960 --> 00:09:26,440 can already see here a couple 200 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:28,020 of people. Anaconda GZ in the 201 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:29,550 heezy with the four tweezy. 202 00:09:29,550 --> 00:09:30,900 Thank you very much. 203 00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:32,750 And I tell you what we'll do 204 00:09:32,750 --> 00:09:34,850 here. We'll go old school on 205 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:37,260 this. Bear with me now. Bear 206 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:39,500 with me now. Incredible CGI. 207 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:41,440 Coming to you live from a car 208 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:43,370 in a town. And I want to say 209 00:09:43,370 --> 00:09:45,980 something else. Yeah, it looks 210 00:09:45,980 --> 00:09:48,390 like there's daylight. But that's 211 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,690 just the way things are in the 212 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:50,760 town at the moment. 213 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:52,700 We're right on the edge of the 214 00:09:52,700 --> 00:09:54,970 meridian. And our time zone. 215 00:09:54,970 --> 00:09:57,500 Yeah, brilliant. Brilliant. I 216 00:09:57,500 --> 00:09:59,930 think we're in here. I think we're 217 00:09:59,930 --> 00:10:02,560 in. I think we're in. Yeah. I 218 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:06,760 think we're in. Hold on one sec. 219 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:08,040 Hold on. 220 00:10:12,760 --> 00:10:13,000 Yeah. 221 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:13,980 Yeah. 222 00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,720 I think we're in business. 223 00:10:18,480 --> 00:10:21,170 About to drop some really bad 224 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,220 business. 225 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:22,900 Yeah. 226 00:10:23,340 --> 00:10:25,300 A crazy bit of business. 227 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:29,620 I wonder, can you hear? 228 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,040 The auto-tune. 229 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,770 And does it send you to the 230 00:10:34,770 --> 00:10:35,720 moon? 231 00:10:36,340 --> 00:10:38,360 The audacity of hype. 232 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:41,260 Delirium. 233 00:10:41,260 --> 00:10:42,960 Thanks for the tip. 234 00:10:43,220 --> 00:10:45,030 Will you give a shout out to 235 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:47,180 the Polish boy, Rafal? 236 00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:48,080 Sound. 237 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:50,160 I hope you're doing well. 238 00:10:50,540 --> 00:10:52,460 I wanna say thanks to Frecky 239 00:10:52,460 --> 00:10:54,100 Schoonz as well. 240 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:57,340 Delighted to have you back, big 241 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:58,100 man. 242 00:10:58,640 --> 00:11:00,320 Ross Kemp is there. 243 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:03,230 Throwing fibers like a real 244 00:11:03,230 --> 00:11:04,660 hard sham. 245 00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,570 So glad I got to tune in for my 246 00:11:07,570 --> 00:11:10,340 own personal episode. 247 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:13,880 A few cans of two Borg. 248 00:11:14,100 --> 00:11:15,510 We're gonna knock them back 249 00:11:15,510 --> 00:11:16,260 tonight. 250 00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:21,300 And thank you all for tuning in. 251 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,940 And I'll make sure I'm out of 252 00:11:23,940 --> 00:11:25,960 the car before I crack open a 253 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:26,600 tin. 254 00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:29,170 Cause you don't want to drink 255 00:11:29,170 --> 00:11:30,420 and drive. 256 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,820 That's not gonna keep you alive. 257 00:11:34,000 --> 00:11:36,580 It'll probably really make you 258 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,900 end up dead. 259 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:40,910 And thanks to CJ for the two 260 00:11:40,910 --> 00:11:42,360 two euro. 261 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:48,000 What the hell did you do to me? 262 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:54,900 We're gonna take the window 263 00:11:54,900 --> 00:12:00,900 down a notch for a second 264 00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:06,640 little hodgepodge. 265 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,220 I'm spitting bars like a demon. 266 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:13,070 And I hardly got any sleep last 267 00:12:13,070 --> 00:12:14,020 night. 268 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,400 My name is Stephen. 269 00:12:15,660 --> 00:12:16,420 It's Francis. 270 00:12:16,740 --> 00:12:18,520 Check out my birth cert. 271 00:12:18,900 --> 00:12:21,160 And if you want, I've got a lot 272 00:12:21,160 --> 00:12:22,100 of dirt. 273 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:25,030 To dish on your ma and your dad 274 00:12:25,030 --> 00:12:26,180 as well. 275 00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:28,900 I heard Amsterdam is in the tip 276 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:29,640 zone. 277 00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:34,530 I can smell the pungent in the 278 00:12:34,530 --> 00:12:36,860 key notes. 279 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,670 And the sativistic euphoria 280 00:12:39,670 --> 00:12:42,460 that the mind gets to hit. 281 00:12:42,660 --> 00:12:44,810 When you're doing Amsterdam is 282 00:12:44,810 --> 00:12:46,120 in the tip zone. 283 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:49,520 Me and Eric of the boys have 284 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:52,310 booked a flight to the 285 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:54,500 Amsterdamus. 286 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,620 We're gonna get an Airbnb miss. 287 00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:01,950 Check it, fucking Demus and 288 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,240 pliers. 289 00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:05,890 What the hell happened to those 290 00:13:05,890 --> 00:13:06,640 boys? 291 00:13:06,780 --> 00:13:09,070 You're here, her and thanks for 292 00:13:09,070 --> 00:13:10,760 the 25 yo-yos. 293 00:13:11,080 --> 00:13:13,980 It's a really nice thing to see. 294 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:16,780 And now we're gonna flex some 295 00:13:16,780 --> 00:13:19,160 getaway on the PS3. 296 00:13:19,460 --> 00:13:21,900 Minus one, you do the math. 297 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:24,140 You end up with the PS2. 298 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:26,480 My name ain't... 299 00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:27,160 Graf. 300 00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,560 Come to think of it. 301 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:32,090 Graf isn't even a name to begin 302 00:13:32,090 --> 00:13:32,840 with. 303 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:35,240 But that's just the way we do 304 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:37,750 things in this car right here 305 00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:38,440 now. 306 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,240 Gonna get on with the show. 307 00:13:40,240 --> 00:13:44,100 Burned out. 308 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:45,300 Sorry, sorry about that. 309 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,260 Completely burnt out there for 310 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:50,380 the last line or bar. 311 00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,040 And a clone named Gibson, Chris 312 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:52,580 McBee. 313 00:13:52,660 --> 00:13:54,000 I want to say a big thank you 314 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,390 to each and every one of you 315 00:13:55,390 --> 00:13:56,420 cats out there. 316 00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:57,900 Especially you, Chris McBee. 317 00:13:58,460 --> 00:14:02,250 An absolute, undeniable, inescapable 318 00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:03,320 genius. 319 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:04,720 Thanks for the tip. 320 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,140 Thanks very much for the tip. 321 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:09,300 And clone named Gibson. 322 00:14:09,300 --> 00:14:10,840 Very, very, very, very, very, 323 00:14:10,840 --> 00:14:12,280 very nice situation as well. 324 00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:13,880 Let's get this getaway show on 325 00:14:13,880 --> 00:14:15,440 the road here, shall we? 326 00:14:16,840 --> 00:14:17,960 I'll take that as a yes. 327 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:32,160 Right. 328 00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:35,060 We already had a Shackadema 329 00:14:35,060 --> 00:14:38,560 suppliers go this earlier on. 330 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:40,030 I didn't want to get caught 331 00:14:40,030 --> 00:14:41,020 with the pants down. 332 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,740 Going into a stream and then 333 00:14:42,740 --> 00:14:44,310 you load it up and nothing 334 00:14:44,310 --> 00:14:45,140 happens. 335 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:48,140 So what we're going to do is 336 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:50,360 start a brand new game. 337 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:52,520 I have a save state. 338 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:54,010 The good thing with this is a 339 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,240 save state as well. 340 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:57,540 You can save your state. 341 00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,520 Brooklyn, Lukey, thank you very, 342 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:03,000 very much. 343 00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:04,520 Very, very kind man. 344 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:06,350 Congrats on the NAG test, my 345 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:06,860 man. 346 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:08,180 How's the hard drive? 347 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:09,080 Oh, the hard drive. 348 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:10,990 If anyone is arsed or concerned 349 00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,880 about that hard drive, checked 350 00:15:12,880 --> 00:15:13,960 it out earlier on. 351 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,420 Western Digital hard drive, 8 352 00:15:16,420 --> 00:15:17,440 terabyte. 353 00:15:18,300 --> 00:15:20,320 It's running like a dream still. 354 00:15:20,540 --> 00:15:22,360 So it fell off five shelves 355 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,400 high of a shelf and it still 356 00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:25,900 has stuff on it. 357 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,310 And it's still writing away and 358 00:15:27,310 --> 00:15:28,120 reading away. 359 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:29,840 And I haven't written anything 360 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,340 to it. 361 00:15:31,020 --> 00:15:31,810 My writer's a love letter for 362 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:32,600 those days. 363 00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,060 Jimmy, how the hell are you? 364 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,660 Robbie, thank you very much. 365 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:39,220 I hope you're doing well. 366 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:41,960 Seagate and the mega Shenmue 367 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,180 mystery. 368 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:44,740 I was thinking of maybe replaying 369 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:46,130 Shenmue as well for people who 370 00:15:46,130 --> 00:15:47,660 worked there the first time. 371 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,690 And also maybe just trying to 372 00:15:49,690 --> 00:15:51,720 really go hell for leather on 373 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:52,200 it. 374 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:53,470 Maybe a Shenmue speed run one 375 00:15:53,470 --> 00:15:54,160 of the days. 376 00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:54,900 That might happen. 377 00:15:54,980 --> 00:15:55,740 Game is too loud. 378 00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:57,580 People are saying the game is 379 00:15:57,580 --> 00:15:58,380 too loud. 380 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:01,190 Paul Meschke, thank you very 381 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:02,040 much. 382 00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:03,220 Captain Zach, Robbie, Jimmy, 383 00:16:03,220 --> 00:16:03,600 Jesus. 384 00:16:04,360 --> 00:16:05,090 Mark, formerly Sweetbeast, 385 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,200 Brooklyn, Lukey. 386 00:16:06,280 --> 00:16:07,380 You hammered your Trebubble. 387 00:16:07,940 --> 00:16:08,660 Schlug Whopper. 388 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:09,800 Dicky Rocks, Love Child. 389 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:10,680 A nice brief. 390 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:12,520 Thank you very much. 391 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,640 Any buzzin'. 392 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:14,340 Yurty Ahern. 393 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:18,060 Yurty Ahern says, I'm on night. 394 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,320 So this is inconvenient. 395 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:20,390 But I mean, you can watch it 396 00:16:20,390 --> 00:16:20,800 back. 397 00:16:21,160 --> 00:16:21,700 Can you not? 398 00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:24,100 Right, get ready guys. 399 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:24,500 This is it. 400 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:26,420 EastEnders the video game. 401 00:16:26,780 --> 00:16:28,520 The game created and developed 402 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:29,940 by Phil Mitchell. 403 00:16:30,340 --> 00:16:32,420 Inside Westminster Cabinet. 404 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,820 Frank Butcher is in the mix as 405 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:36,580 well. 406 00:16:36,640 --> 00:16:38,100 Thank you very much Frankie B. 407 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,900 The hair is too loud. 408 00:16:40,680 --> 00:16:42,720 See you, Speedrun Tesco. 409 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:44,020 Viper Higgins. 410 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,630 Kindly sponsored by Delta Mastitis 411 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,200 2. 412 00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:47,880 Thanks very much. 413 00:16:48,300 --> 00:16:50,340 Heron owns Catalytic Converts. 414 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:50,980 Frank Butcher. 415 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:51,480 Thanks very much. 416 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:52,180 Let's get going here. 417 00:16:52,640 --> 00:16:53,280 Let's get going. 418 00:16:56,680 --> 00:16:57,540 Buckle up guys. 419 00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,240 We're in for some class cinematics. 420 00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:03,040 Class cinematics. 421 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:03,640 Here we go. 422 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,300 Thanks for the tip. 423 00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:07,280 Thanks for the tip Heron. 424 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:09,360 Oh yeah. 425 00:17:09,460 --> 00:17:10,600 One thing I have to stress. 426 00:17:11,220 --> 00:17:12,490 The FMVs go a little bit slower 427 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:14,230 than what they should do at 428 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:14,900 times. 429 00:17:15,040 --> 00:17:16,340 So it's actually funnier. 430 00:17:16,340 --> 00:17:18,020 But it's not going to ruin the 431 00:17:18,020 --> 00:17:18,560 game. 432 00:17:18,780 --> 00:17:19,220 Not for me. 433 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:20,620 I actually will find it funnier. 434 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,820 Hopefully you get on board with 435 00:17:21,820 --> 00:17:22,180 that. 436 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:23,120 Here we go. 437 00:17:23,120 --> 00:17:25,060 She's one of Charlie's specials. 438 00:17:25,460 --> 00:17:25,900 Specials? 439 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:27,780 Special people with special 440 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,340 jobs. 441 00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,780 She used to be on the game 442 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:31,240 until she found her true 443 00:17:31,240 --> 00:17:32,020 calling. 444 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:33,390 What the fuck are you talking 445 00:17:33,390 --> 00:17:33,860 about? 446 00:17:33,980 --> 00:17:34,120 Yeah. 447 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,720 She does the wet jobs. 448 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,540 Charlie says the... 449 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:39,690 So I'm just going to pause it 450 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:40,140 there. 451 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,410 A great thing about the emulation 452 00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,460 is that you can pause us. 453 00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,620 She does the wet jobs. 454 00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,160 Used to be on the game until 455 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:47,320 she met Charlie. 456 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,870 She's doing a job for Charlie 457 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:50,540 now. 458 00:17:51,840 --> 00:17:52,890 That's what we're dealing with 459 00:17:52,890 --> 00:17:53,220 here. 460 00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:55,970 A lot of Guy Ritchie kind of 461 00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,700 mockney cockney talk. 462 00:17:59,060 --> 00:17:59,980 It's going to be... 463 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:01,320 It's just going to be great. 464 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:02,760 I'm going to carry on here. 465 00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:04,040 Thank you very much. 466 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:05,040 How was the hard drive today? 467 00:18:05,120 --> 00:18:06,380 We've just after seen there. 468 00:18:06,500 --> 00:18:07,400 It's sound. 469 00:18:07,860 --> 00:18:08,980 I managed to get this game on. 470 00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:10,740 Thank you very much. 471 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:11,220 And Gunner. 472 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:12,060 Fat32. 473 00:18:12,220 --> 00:18:12,700 Dead format. 474 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:13,200 I know she didn't. 475 00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:13,640 Here we go. 476 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:15,500 Is she coming from a bird? 477 00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:16,860 Whoa. 478 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:18,760 She's a topper. 479 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:20,760 Oh yeah mate. 480 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:23,110 She's not the slightest bit 481 00:18:23,110 --> 00:18:25,240 squeamish about a bit of claret. 482 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,240 What the fuck do we need 483 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,870 someone like that on a job like 484 00:18:29,870 --> 00:18:30,680 this? 485 00:18:30,820 --> 00:18:32,180 What are you fucking mean back 486 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:32,580 for? 487 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,610 It's going to be a simple fight 488 00:18:34,610 --> 00:18:35,140 now. 489 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,100 We pick up the bird. 490 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,440 We pick up the kid. 491 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,020 And we take them to Charlie. 492 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:40,880 Okay. 493 00:18:40,980 --> 00:18:41,180 Okay. 494 00:18:41,260 --> 00:18:42,180 Just going to recap for you 495 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:42,520 here. 496 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:43,560 It's meant to... 497 00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:45,460 The boys have got a job to do. 498 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,240 And there's a bird doing the 499 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:47,980 wet work. 500 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,360 The bird is going to go and do 501 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,160 the wet work. 502 00:18:50,240 --> 00:18:51,660 The bird is cockney slang for a 503 00:18:51,660 --> 00:18:52,160 woman. 504 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,250 And apparently Charlie says 505 00:18:54,250 --> 00:18:56,420 that the people that they're 506 00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:58,140 going to whack and hit, 507 00:18:58,460 --> 00:18:59,750 they don't see it coming with a 508 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,120 bird. 509 00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,760 So she's going to do the job. 510 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:03,770 And these guys are quibbling 511 00:19:03,770 --> 00:19:04,720 and saying, 512 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:06,450 oh, maybe the bird isn't going 513 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:07,880 to do the job as good as a man. 514 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,070 But let's see how it pans out 515 00:19:09,070 --> 00:19:09,440 here. 516 00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:12,620 You going soft eyebrows? 517 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:13,240 I bet. 518 00:19:13,440 --> 00:19:14,580 Getting scrittles, mate. 519 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:15,950 Don't you know things have an 520 00:19:15,950 --> 00:19:17,660 habit of getting complicated? 521 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:18,780 Complicated? 522 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:20,340 What can be complicated about 523 00:19:20,340 --> 00:19:21,780 picking up some bird and her 524 00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:22,220 kid? 525 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,740 They're on their way down. 526 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,260 And what are you looking at? 527 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:35,360 Oh, nothing to say. 528 00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,440 Good. 529 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:38,400 Fuck it, Charlie. 530 00:19:38,860 --> 00:19:39,700 Said I'd be working with 531 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,000 professionals, not a bunch of 532 00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,100 bloody has-beens. 533 00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,540 Shut it here, they come. 534 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:44,520 Shut it. 535 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:45,650 What, let's do the business 536 00:19:45,650 --> 00:19:46,040 here. 537 00:19:46,740 --> 00:19:48,680 Watch and learn something. 538 00:19:48,940 --> 00:19:51,120 You move when I tend to move. 539 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,390 We'll wait till they've locked 540 00:19:53,390 --> 00:19:54,340 the door. 541 00:19:55,060 --> 00:19:56,000 The first rule. 542 00:19:56,380 --> 00:19:57,640 Right, a lot of people saying, 543 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,940 turn on the subtitle. 544 00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:00,000 Look, we're going to do that. 545 00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,430 I've started the game without 546 00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:02,720 doing it, but we'll do it. 547 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,540 So each and every FMV sequence 548 00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,080 will have subtitles. 549 00:20:07,020 --> 00:20:08,380 It can be painful. 550 00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,250 What's happening here is the 551 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,020 bird now is going to get out of 552 00:20:12,020 --> 00:20:14,100 the jam jar, which is the car, 553 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,820 and head over the street. 554 00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,030 And she's going to perform an 555 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,700 execution on someone. 556 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:21,790 I think it's meant to kidnap 557 00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,200 Charlie's son. 558 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:24,650 Charlie's a hard man, an East 559 00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:25,950 End hard man who's in bed at 560 00:20:25,950 --> 00:20:26,740 the moment. 561 00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:27,820 And wait till you see it when 562 00:20:27,820 --> 00:20:28,900 he goes to the bedroom. 563 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:30,630 He sleeps in his suit on top of 564 00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,300 the bed because they didn't 565 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,200 have the graphical capability 566 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,560 to be arsed making that 567 00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,540 animation. 568 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:37,300 Let's have a look. 569 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:38,180 It's going to get very 570 00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,500 interesting from here on in. 571 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:41,240 Never leave the transaction 572 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,960 obvious route to escape. 573 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:45,960 Let's go. 574 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:52,540 Transaction? 575 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:54,060 Christ, what a bitch. 576 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:02,530 There's Charlie's son and 577 00:21:02,530 --> 00:21:05,380 Charlie's wife. 578 00:21:05,380 --> 00:21:08,840 I'm proud of you then, eh? 579 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:10,000 Missy! 580 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:12,380 Trigger warning for anyone here. 581 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,600 Bit of violence is going to 582 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:14,360 happen here. 583 00:21:14,880 --> 00:21:15,980 Sorry to spoil it to be the 584 00:21:15,980 --> 00:21:17,780 spoiler of the part here. 585 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,780 But there's a bit of violence. 586 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:19,720 And as you can see, the 587 00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:20,900 graphics are so visceral and 588 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:22,030 real that it could actually 589 00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:22,780 shock and awe. 590 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:23,690 Anybody who's just tuned in, 591 00:21:23,690 --> 00:21:24,400 they might be going, 592 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:26,270 Why am I watching a real Faces 593 00:21:26,270 --> 00:21:28,020 of Death live leak video? 594 00:21:28,540 --> 00:21:29,140 Don't worry. 595 00:21:29,260 --> 00:21:29,680 It's not. 596 00:21:29,800 --> 00:21:33,100 It's just an amazingly stark, 597 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:36,480 well-animated execution. 598 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:37,760 It's not a real one. 599 00:21:37,820 --> 00:21:38,560 Don't worry about it. 600 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:39,380 Thanks very much. 601 00:21:39,420 --> 00:21:40,940 Slugshining, Scumbeliner, Bonerjams, 602 00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:42,220 Laura McNamara, Frankie Scones, 603 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:43,690 O'Sheen, How's the Hard Drive, 604 00:21:43,690 --> 00:21:46,270 Gunner, 532, Alan Wilkie, Killbot, 605 00:21:46,270 --> 00:21:48,250 Wave the Shafee, Heron, Owens 606 00:21:48,250 --> 00:21:49,520 Catalytic Converted. 607 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:50,420 Thanks very much, lads. 608 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,350 Look, I'm going to keep this 609 00:21:51,350 --> 00:21:51,780 rolling. 610 00:21:51,780 --> 00:21:53,780 Could we have a word? 611 00:21:53,940 --> 00:21:56,040 We've got a few questions we'd 612 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:57,340 like to ask you. 613 00:21:57,680 --> 00:21:58,920 Yeah? Who's asking? 614 00:21:59,400 --> 00:22:00,570 We'd like to discuss this in 615 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:02,160 private, if we could. 616 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:04,620 You're not the police. 617 00:22:05,840 --> 00:22:06,620 Since when the police start 618 00:22:06,620 --> 00:22:08,940 dressing like common tarts? 619 00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:09,500 Oh! 620 00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:10,600 Bitch! 621 00:22:10,920 --> 00:22:11,440 Run, Alex! 622 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:12,100 Get him in the car! 623 00:22:12,280 --> 00:22:12,580 Move! 624 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,520 Mark Hammond! 625 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:20,240 Suze! 626 00:22:20,240 --> 00:22:20,680 No! 627 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:24,520 Idiots! 628 00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:25,800 Get out, my pub! 629 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,880 Bloody energy! 630 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:31,200 Come on, get in the car! 631 00:22:31,380 --> 00:22:31,720 Quick! 632 00:22:35,300 --> 00:22:36,300 Suze! 633 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:36,800 Suze! 634 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,500 Get off me! 635 00:22:38,860 --> 00:22:40,720 Let me down! 636 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:43,520 Where's my son, you mug? 637 00:22:46,860 --> 00:22:49,040 Go go go go go! 638 00:22:50,820 --> 00:22:51,860 Oh my god! 639 00:22:51,860 --> 00:22:52,900 Get our boy back! 640 00:22:52,900 --> 00:22:53,900 Suze! 641 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:55,600 Get our boy! 642 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,280 Get our boy back, Mark! 643 00:22:57,900 --> 00:22:58,560 Suze! 644 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,360 Suze! 645 00:22:59,360 --> 00:23:00,360 Oh my god! 646 00:23:00,360 --> 00:23:00,860 Suze! 647 00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:01,360 Suze! 648 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:01,860 Suze! 649 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:02,360 Suze! 650 00:23:03,360 --> 00:23:06,360 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 651 00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:10,330 And that's the first chapter of 652 00:23:10,330 --> 00:23:11,850 the getaway a beautiful 653 00:23:11,850 --> 00:23:14,860 beautiful game very East Enderish 654 00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:15,040 notes 655 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:16,960 and here we are in the car it's 656 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:18,870 time to turn that volume down 657 00:23:18,870 --> 00:23:20,670 now and this is it out of the 658 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,040 frying pan and into the fire. 659 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,200 Let's just before we do that go 660 00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,250 into options here and always 661 00:23:28,250 --> 00:23:32,040 subtitles on that's the shove. 662 00:23:34,040 --> 00:23:36,770 And there we have and we can F1 663 00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:41,040 that for auto save I hope. 664 00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,130 Very very very compact 665 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,600 situation we're taking them in 666 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:45,040 here. 667 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,040 Saving that stit. 668 00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:48,800 Right I need to be reminded, I 669 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,420 might need to be reminded at 670 00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:52,040 times to be able to get that 671 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,040 bloody auto save going. 672 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:55,040 There we go. 673 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:57,040 Come on! 674 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,040 Great mechanics. 675 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:01,040 Great mechanics. 676 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,420 Unbelievable mechanics of the 677 00:24:02,420 --> 00:24:03,040 game here. 678 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,040 Look at the indicators. 679 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,040 We're in London. 680 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:06,040 In- 681 00:24:06,040 --> 00:24:07,040 Wait- 682 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,040 Shit where am I going? 683 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:09,700 The indicators tell us where to 684 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:10,040 go. 685 00:24:11,040 --> 00:24:12,040 I've just hit someone. 686 00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:13,620 There a man who's come out of a 687 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:14,040 pub. 688 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,660 And I'm getting post-traumatic 689 00:24:16,660 --> 00:24:17,920 stress disorder now from 690 00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,540 getting arrested over in London 691 00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,040 there. 692 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:22,040 Oh no someone on the road. 693 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,040 No danger danger. 694 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:25,040 And then we turn left. 695 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:27,040 Driver is being drunk. 696 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040 Uh you can hear on the police 697 00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:31,250 scanner there driver is being 698 00:24:31,250 --> 00:24:32,040 drunk. 699 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,040 It's a crazy bit of business. 700 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,040 So. 701 00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:39,040 Lovely soundtrack. 702 00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:40,790 Impressive visuals for a game 703 00:24:40,790 --> 00:24:41,040 of- 704 00:24:41,040 --> 00:24:43,040 I was 10 years old now. 705 00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:45,040 I'm enthralled. 706 00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:46,040 Thank you very much. 707 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,040 Loo Boo. 708 00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:48,040 Have mercy. 709 00:24:48,040 --> 00:24:49,040 Thanks very much. 710 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:50,040 What the fuck the fuck? 711 00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:52,040 Get out the fucking way man. 712 00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:55,820 Just after running over a woman 713 00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,040 there. 714 00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:58,040 There's no need for it. 715 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:00,040 No need for it. 716 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,540 I'm so used to playing the 717 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,040 American games here. 718 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,110 That I'm on the wrong side of 719 00:25:09,110 --> 00:25:10,040 the road. 720 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,040 So. 721 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:11,350 We don't know how well this is 722 00:25:11,350 --> 00:25:12,040 going to go. 723 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:12,860 Will I make it to my 724 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:14,040 destination on time? 725 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:15,170 Now we're on one of these 726 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,040 bridges that goes over the Thames. 727 00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:18,240 It might have been the one 728 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,500 where the boom-boom stuff 729 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,040 occurred recently enough. 730 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,880 Maybe any Londonians or Londonites 731 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,040 can tell us. 732 00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:27,350 We're at the Tate Modern on the 733 00:25:27,350 --> 00:25:28,040 left. 734 00:25:28,040 --> 00:25:29,040 And now we're heading down here. 735 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,360 A big gas canister in the 736 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,040 middle of the fucking road. 737 00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:33,280 I think it could be near the 738 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,040 Barbican or something like that. 739 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,040 Watch it, ya maniac. 740 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:37,070 And someone there in a cab 741 00:25:37,070 --> 00:25:38,280 being an arsehole not getting 742 00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,040 out of the way. 743 00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:40,290 It's a crazy bit of business 744 00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:41,040 altogether. 745 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,520 Someone said the BFI, Scumbelina, 746 00:25:42,520 --> 00:25:43,040 the BFI. 747 00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:45,290 Very cultured comment to make 748 00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:46,040 there. 749 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,910 And now we can see from the car 750 00:25:50,910 --> 00:25:54,040 up in front which is a... 751 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,320 I think it's a Rover, I'm not 752 00:25:56,320 --> 00:25:57,040 sure. 753 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,040 We've got real cars in this. 754 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,040 I'm driving an Alfa Romeo. 755 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,570 I don't know what model it is 756 00:26:03,570 --> 00:26:05,040 but it's nippy enough. 757 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:07,040 It's got a bit of nip to it. 758 00:26:08,040 --> 00:26:09,040 The nipple twister. 759 00:26:10,040 --> 00:26:11,980 And we're moving at pace 760 00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:14,400 towards the east end of London 761 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,540 where our protagonist Mark Hammond, 762 00:26:17,540 --> 00:26:20,050 or as he's known in Cockney, 763 00:26:20,050 --> 00:26:22,150 Mark Hammond, is going to a 764 00:26:22,150 --> 00:26:23,040 lockup. 765 00:26:23,040 --> 00:26:25,040 A lockup. A lockup. 766 00:26:25,040 --> 00:26:26,040 A lockup. 767 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,800 I'm going to try and perfect 768 00:26:27,800 --> 00:26:29,640 and finesse the accent as the 769 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:31,040 game progresses. 770 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,680 But we need to get into this 771 00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,040 lockup and... 772 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,540 Let's take a fucking save state 773 00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,040 there. 774 00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,040 No. 775 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,040 Cars beginning to smoke here. 776 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:46,040 Unbelievable resolution. 777 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:47,040 Unbelievable graphics. 778 00:26:49,040 --> 00:26:50,040 Just killed someone there. 779 00:26:50,040 --> 00:26:52,040 It's a shame about that. 780 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,040 And there we have the bastards. 781 00:26:54,040 --> 00:26:55,040 The bastards. 782 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,040 The bastards car. 783 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,040 Must be inside. 784 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,040 Must be inside, he says. 785 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:02,040 What's that about? 786 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,040 Have I gone past? 787 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:11,040 Alright, okay, down there. 788 00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:14,040 Here we go. 789 00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,040 Right, how do you shoot again? 790 00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:21,040 I forgot. 791 00:27:23,040 --> 00:27:24,040 This is lovely now. 792 00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:25,800 Does anyone have the link to 793 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,390 the HBO, the Mark, Mark 794 00:27:27,390 --> 00:27:29,340 formerly known as Sweet Beasts 795 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,040 edit of the Chernobyl? 796 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,210 And if they do, I don't know 797 00:27:32,210 --> 00:27:33,380 how you'll be able to send it 798 00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,520 to me because links aren't 799 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:36,040 allowed in the fucking chat. 800 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,400 But unless you're a moderator, 801 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,320 so I suppose if Mark or, if 802 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,430 Mark is a moderator, if he has 803 00:27:42,430 --> 00:27:44,040 it, I'm not sure. 804 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,670 How would you aim? How would 805 00:27:46,670 --> 00:27:52,250 you aim? How would you aim? Oh 806 00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,040 fuck. Fuck you. 807 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:59,040 Naughty, naughty! 808 00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:00,040 Naughty, naughty! 809 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,040 Naughty, naughty! 810 00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:03,660 A few naughty boys playing with 811 00:28:03,660 --> 00:28:06,040 naughty, naughty toys. 812 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,330 And the great mechanic here is 813 00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:08,560 what we're gonna really see a 814 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:09,040 lot of. 815 00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,290 It's called lean and get better 816 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:12,040 again. 817 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,270 Mark, if you're watching there, 818 00:28:19,270 --> 00:28:22,320 Mark, am I right in saying that 819 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,040 you made an edit? 820 00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:25,410 Or is that just something I 821 00:28:25,410 --> 00:28:27,360 dreamt? You made an edit of the 822 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:28,040 HBO thing. 823 00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:33,040 Here we go, let's reload it. 824 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:37,040 Okay, so R1. R1 will aim. 825 00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,700 Ah, we're dual wielding now, we're 826 00:28:39,700 --> 00:28:41,040 dual wielding. 827 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,040 What's just on? What's going on? 828 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:57,650 What's just happened? Someone 829 00:28:57,650 --> 00:28:59,910 exploded the explodey barrels 830 00:28:59,910 --> 00:29:02,180 that were left outside the door 831 00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,040 lockup. 832 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:13,540 That's for the Queen. Charlie, 833 00:29:13,540 --> 00:29:17,560 where's Charlie gone? He's 834 00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:21,040 round the other side, mate. 835 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,250 And there we have classic, 836 00:29:23,250 --> 00:29:25,810 classic pallet loads of Castlemaine 837 00:29:25,810 --> 00:29:28,000 4X, Foster's Stella, our toys, 838 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:30,040 and a load of our beers as well. 839 00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:31,180 I'm not on the beer tonight now, 840 00:29:31,180 --> 00:29:32,040 it was a bit of a sesh. 841 00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:33,990 A stewardship phase sesh that I 842 00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:35,980 regrettably drank those cans, 843 00:29:35,980 --> 00:29:37,040 and I... 844 00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:38,530 We were good at the time, but 845 00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:40,040 now I think about... 846 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:41,440 Oh fucking hell, someone's got 847 00:29:41,440 --> 00:29:42,040 a shotty. 848 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,390 But I'm thinking maybe the 849 00:29:43,390 --> 00:29:44,730 quality of the stream does 850 00:29:44,730 --> 00:29:46,330 deteriorate the more cans that 851 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:47,790 get drunk, but I mean fuck it 852 00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:49,040 anyway, you know? 853 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:50,040 I know. We... 854 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:51,800 At least we got a negative 855 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,040 COVID test out of it anyways. 856 00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:56,590 There we go. And this is a 857 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:58,040 great scenario to be in now. 858 00:29:58,040 --> 00:29:59,670 We're in the lockup, and lots 859 00:29:59,670 --> 00:30:02,070 of pallets of booze. I tell you, 860 00:30:02,070 --> 00:30:04,470 it would be brilliant if you 861 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:07,040 could have a few cans here. 862 00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:08,280 We might just take a pause. No, 863 00:30:08,280 --> 00:30:09,290 we'll watch the HBO special 864 00:30:09,290 --> 00:30:10,480 after we've completed the first 865 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:11,040 mission. 866 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:12,780 And search "Diatlav audition 2" 867 00:30:12,780 --> 00:30:14,340 says Tipperary. Thanks very 868 00:30:14,340 --> 00:30:15,970 much Tipperary. I hope you're 869 00:30:15,970 --> 00:30:17,040 getting on well. 870 00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:19,090 Big shout out to Damon Albarn. 871 00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:21,210 The GAA banished door. Just 872 00:30:21,210 --> 00:30:23,200 send in a fucking hand pass. 873 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,040 You can. So someone says there. 874 00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,560 Great, great. Bit of business 875 00:30:27,560 --> 00:30:28,040 there. 876 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:29,550 Flat to the mat with the party 877 00:30:29,550 --> 00:30:31,210 hat says Whelan. I hope you're 878 00:30:31,210 --> 00:30:32,040 doing well. 879 00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:35,040 I'm stuck here. I think I'm... 880 00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:35,890 I don't know where I'm going. 881 00:30:35,890 --> 00:30:36,590 Okay, we need to do a bit of 882 00:30:36,590 --> 00:30:37,040 leaning. 883 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,200 So we've been shot in the back, 884 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,440 but don't worry. You don't have 885 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:41,320 to go to A&E. Just lean against 886 00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,040 a wall. 887 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:43,630 And perhaps an interesting 888 00:30:43,630 --> 00:30:45,040 insight into getting shot, 889 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:46,440 which we never really knew 890 00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,680 about. If you are in that base, 891 00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,650 that crazy world of crime and 892 00:30:50,650 --> 00:30:52,040 grime in London. 893 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:53,640 Don't worry about having to go 894 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:55,460 to hospital. Just lean against 895 00:30:55,460 --> 00:30:56,880 a wall. If you're involved in 896 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,190 some kind of altercation. Of 897 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,130 which there is a higher chance 898 00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,040 than ever. 899 00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:03,040 Oh, fucking hell. 900 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:04,930 What with COVID sending 901 00:31:04,930 --> 00:31:07,610 everybody absolutely lula. And 902 00:31:07,610 --> 00:31:10,120 then plenty of videos out there 903 00:31:10,120 --> 00:31:13,040 of people going absolutely menty. 904 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:14,990 I've seen an amazing video, 905 00:31:14,990 --> 00:31:16,860 which I wouldn't show on the 906 00:31:16,860 --> 00:31:18,650 stream now in case YouTube 907 00:31:18,650 --> 00:31:20,680 clamped down on my streams for 908 00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,560 being showing violence and 909 00:31:22,560 --> 00:31:24,040 stuff like that. 910 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,700 But it was just two people 911 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:27,540 walking their dogs and one dog 912 00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,280 got a little bit shirty with 913 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:31,040 another little batter. 914 00:31:31,040 --> 00:31:33,450 And then the owner, who had a 915 00:31:33,450 --> 00:31:35,960 few cans, had a bottle of Prosecco 916 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,360 in his hand and was like, "You 917 00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:40,440 don't need to do that to my dog, 918 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,040 man." 919 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:42,490 I don't know where the accent 920 00:31:42,490 --> 00:31:43,690 was from. It was like a 921 00:31:43,690 --> 00:31:45,450 combination accent. It was half 922 00:31:45,450 --> 00:31:47,040 Cockney, half wherever. 923 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,530 And anyway, the thing, needless 924 00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:51,680 to say, it all ended in a big, 925 00:31:51,680 --> 00:31:53,040 massive fight. 926 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:54,750 But your man just fucking ended 927 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:56,580 up getting the bottle of Prosecco 928 00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:58,160 and smashing it over another 929 00:31:58,160 --> 00:31:59,750 lad's head. This is all because 930 00:31:59,750 --> 00:32:01,040 of a dog barking at another dog. 931 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:02,940 So if you really don't have 932 00:32:02,940 --> 00:32:05,720 your wits about your any situational 933 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,970 awareness in London, you could 934 00:32:07,970 --> 00:32:09,040 end up with a- 935 00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:11,000 With a bottle of Prosecco right 936 00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:13,040 smashed over your canister. 937 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,060 Red FM has seen it, great stuff. 938 00:32:17,060 --> 00:32:19,160 It's called Greenwich Fight. If 939 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:20,690 you Google that or you YouTube 940 00:32:20,690 --> 00:32:21,040 it. 941 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,790 It plays out like a really well 942 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:26,880 choreographed piece of cinema. 943 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,930 And unfortunately it does cut. 944 00:32:28,930 --> 00:32:30,530 It cuts right at the juiciest 945 00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:31,040 bit. 946 00:32:31,040 --> 00:32:33,700 But at the same time, was that 947 00:32:33,700 --> 00:32:35,950 the intent? You know, maybe, 948 00:32:35,950 --> 00:32:37,450 maybe they just wanted to leave 949 00:32:37,450 --> 00:32:39,290 the audience wanting more. I'm 950 00:32:39,290 --> 00:32:41,040 not, not sure to say. 951 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:41,700 It sounds like they need to 952 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:42,520 sort out their differences down 953 00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:43,900 the ball alley. Jamie, Sherry, 954 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:45,040 thank you very much. 955 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:46,570 Your ma would lose in a fight 956 00:32:46,570 --> 00:32:48,240 with my ma, you see. That's 957 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:50,190 great. That's great news. And 958 00:32:50,190 --> 00:32:52,040 hope your ma's doing okay. 959 00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:53,640 And she's fighting strong. 960 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,070 Sounds like she's a bit of a, 961 00:32:55,070 --> 00:32:56,490 bit of a grappler, your old 962 00:32:56,490 --> 00:32:57,040 lady. 963 00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:59,840 Bit of a brawler, back alley 964 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:02,210 brawler. Which, would I be 965 00:33:02,210 --> 00:33:04,190 right in saying your old lady's 966 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:06,210 a corner street crawler? Or 967 00:33:06,210 --> 00:33:08,340 would I, would she be more of a 968 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:10,040 back alley brawler? 969 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:12,850 Would I be able to download a 970 00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:15,880 video, a VA, an AVI file from 971 00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,820 MaFights and just say random 972 00:33:18,820 --> 00:33:22,140 mothers fighting for, for cash 973 00:33:22,140 --> 00:33:24,040 on the street? 974 00:33:25,040 --> 00:33:27,640 He's here. Who is? Here we go. 975 00:33:27,640 --> 00:33:29,000 I'll turn the volume up here, 976 00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,330 cause there might be a little 977 00:33:30,330 --> 00:33:32,620 bit of, er, funny business 978 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:36,040 about to, about to take shape. 979 00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:37,930 And if it gets too loud now, 980 00:33:37,930 --> 00:33:40,310 definitely tell me I'll endeavour 981 00:33:40,310 --> 00:33:42,440 to make it better. Can you see 982 00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,040 it as well? Is it bright enough? 983 00:33:45,040 --> 00:33:46,020 I'm not sure if it's bright 984 00:33:46,020 --> 00:33:47,040 enough on the monitor. 985 00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:54,040 Oi, I know you though. 986 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,660 As if you just, that's some of 987 00:33:55,660 --> 00:33:56,040 that. 988 00:33:56,040 --> 00:33:58,050 He was just stood there. 989 00:33:58,050 --> 00:33:59,310 Instead of shooting me to death, 990 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,300 he decided to have a little 991 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:01,040 conversation. 992 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,040 Oi, I know you. 993 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:05,040 We're coming for you, Hammer. 994 00:34:05,040 --> 00:34:07,040 You're not really though, Erwin. 995 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:08,980 You're fucking, you should, 996 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:11,060 another, er, Sun Tzu, a man who 997 00:34:11,060 --> 00:34:13,160 definitely didn't read Sun Tzu's 998 00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:14,040 article. 999 00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,040 Here he is. 1000 00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:16,850 Too many, Hammond. We've got 1001 00:34:16,850 --> 00:34:18,040 you there, boy. 1002 00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,040 Oh, you're up, now. 1003 00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:22,090 Hell, these guys are a little 1004 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:23,040 bit tasty. 1005 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:26,420 If you didn't hear that then, 1006 00:34:26,420 --> 00:34:27,860 it was, "Oh, Hammond, we're 1007 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:29,040 coming for you now!" 1008 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,040 How's your couch here, sir? 1009 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:32,040 Yeah, good stuff. 1010 00:34:32,040 --> 00:34:33,380 And look at this lovely bit of 1011 00:34:33,380 --> 00:34:34,040 shtelten. 1012 00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:35,040 Look at that sidestep. 1013 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,960 Plenty of days down the gym, 1014 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,200 working the glutes, the delts, 1015 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:41,040 the velts, the smelts. 1016 00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:44,040 Whoever smelted, dealt it. 1017 00:34:45,040 --> 00:34:46,240 And, uh, one of the quads, 1018 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:47,640 whatever those muscles are, the 1019 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:48,040 legs. 1020 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:49,200 He's definitely been, he's been 1021 00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:50,040 on the frog machine. 1022 00:34:53,040 --> 00:34:54,170 You can tell I'm a habitual 1023 00:34:54,170 --> 00:34:57,040 patron of gyms. 1024 00:35:01,040 --> 00:34:59,650 So, let's just explode these 1025 00:34:59,650 --> 00:35:02,580 barrels, even though there's no 1026 00:35:02,580 --> 00:35:05,040 need to explode them now. 1027 00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,360 More of a health and safety 1028 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:07,040 scenario. 1029 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:08,180 Ah, that's great animation. The 1030 00:35:08,180 --> 00:35:09,040 bodies are on fire. 1031 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,480 Brilliant stuff. Crazy bit of 1032 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:12,040 animation. 1033 00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:12,720 A lot of bang for your buck 1034 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:13,040 there. 1035 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,290 I can't even turn the volume 1036 00:35:15,290 --> 00:35:16,040 down, is it? 1037 00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:20,650 I just, there's a lot of funny, 1038 00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:26,040 uh, maybe if I can turn the... 1039 00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:28,100 The music down, and the voice 1040 00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,040 acting up. 1041 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:32,220 Sound, let's have a look here 1042 00:35:32,220 --> 00:35:33,040 now. 1043 00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:35,290 Sound, balance, mode, mode, 1044 00:35:35,290 --> 00:35:37,040 mono, no, like that. 1045 00:35:39,040 --> 00:35:41,040 Balance, vibration. 1046 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,040 Thanks for the tip. 1047 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:44,490 Thank you very much for that 1048 00:35:44,490 --> 00:35:45,040 there. 1049 00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:46,600 Whiplash, I hope you're doing 1050 00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:47,040 well. 1051 00:35:47,040 --> 00:35:48,560 And Vincent Brown, out on the 1052 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,040 town. 1053 00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:50,040 Glad you're back, Viper. 1054 00:35:50,040 --> 00:35:51,420 Check out launch of a virtual 1055 00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,040 Irish pub, 1995, on YouTube, 1056 00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,320 for some cutting edge Irish Fat 1057 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,040 32 computing. 1058 00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,830 Might stick that one in the Rolodex 1059 00:35:58,830 --> 00:36:00,430 for the next Shafay stream, if 1060 00:36:00,430 --> 00:36:02,040 you don't mind, Vincent. 1061 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:04,940 I'd be well happy about that, 1062 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:07,240 having some Irish themed Fat 32 1063 00:36:07,240 --> 00:36:09,080 content for the stream in and 1064 00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,040 of itself. 1065 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,280 Right now though, it's all 1066 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,890 about EastEnders, Phil Mitchell, 1067 00:36:12,890 --> 00:36:14,370 Grant Mitchell, Peggy, get out 1068 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,040 of my pub. 1069 00:36:15,040 --> 00:36:16,910 Tell you what, there's a great, 1070 00:36:16,910 --> 00:36:18,820 it's not Cockney, but it's, it's 1071 00:36:18,820 --> 00:36:20,040 get out of my pub. 1072 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:21,510 It's a man, an English man in a 1073 00:36:21,510 --> 00:36:23,040 pub saying get out of my pub. 1074 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:25,500 Shouting it in a Labour-leaved 1075 00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:28,040 face, Keir Starmer's face. 1076 00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,650 A real excellent clip, which I've 1077 00:36:31,650 --> 00:36:34,040 watched about 70 times. 1078 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,040 Joy, I ain't gonna lie. Smile! 1079 00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,000 I'd say about 27 times actually, 1080 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,900 I was exaggerating with 70, but 1081 00:36:39,900 --> 00:36:41,740 it's quite definitely in the 25 1082 00:36:41,740 --> 00:36:43,040 to 30 mark of it. 1083 00:36:44,040 --> 00:36:45,200 Just real, real vitriol of it 1084 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:46,040 as well. 1085 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,450 We're nearly at the end of this 1086 00:36:47,450 --> 00:36:48,910 now, and it's gonna be another 1087 00:36:48,910 --> 00:36:50,550 beautiful, beautiful cinematic 1088 00:36:50,550 --> 00:36:51,040 scene, 1089 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:52,610 which I'm really, really 1090 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:54,400 pleased to be able to premiere 1091 00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:55,040 to you. 1092 00:36:55,040 --> 00:36:56,850 That is of course, unless you're 1093 00:36:56,850 --> 00:36:58,040 able to give it one. 1094 00:37:01,040 --> 00:37:03,040 Lovely better lead in here. 1095 00:37:04,040 --> 00:37:06,040 Just, F1 that. 1096 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,040 How long did I take it? 1097 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,040 It's him and go go out. 1098 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:19,040 Right, here we go. Cinematic. 1099 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,040 Oi oi! 1100 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,040 I think he's with us again. 1101 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,040 I don't know, son. 1102 00:37:23,040 --> 00:37:24,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1103 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:25,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1104 00:37:25,040 --> 00:37:26,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1105 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:27,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1106 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1107 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1108 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1109 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1110 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1111 00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:33,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1112 00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1113 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1114 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1115 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:37,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1116 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:38,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1117 00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:39,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1118 00:37:39,040 --> 00:37:40,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1119 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,040 Morning, I'm going to go out. 1120 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:44,880 *Fighting noises* 1121 00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,480 I think he's with us again. 1122 00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:49,640 How you doing, son? 1123 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,930 Morning, sunshine. Good to see 1124 00:37:52,930 --> 00:37:54,000 you again. 1125 00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,600 Do you sleep well? You look a 1126 00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:58,000 little drowsy. 1127 00:37:58,680 --> 00:38:01,440 Grievous. Bring the boy around. 1128 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,560 I want his undivided attention. 1129 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:07,320 *Poof* 1130 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,320 *Poof* 1131 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,800 Where's my son, you fat bastard? 1132 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:18,060 Patience, Mark, my boy. All in 1133 00:38:18,060 --> 00:38:19,640 good time. 1134 00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:22,240 All in good time. Charlie. 1135 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:23,900 If you don't tell me where my 1136 00:38:23,900 --> 00:38:26,040 son is, you better kill me now. 1137 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:27,510 Is there any way to greet an 1138 00:38:27,510 --> 00:38:29,480 old friend? Stop talking and 1139 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,600 start listening, Hammond. 1140 00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:32,840 You're in no position to be 1141 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,160 making demands. Oi. 1142 00:38:34,160 --> 00:38:35,840 What's this all about, Charlie? 1143 00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,200 I thought you'd retired. 1144 00:38:37,200 --> 00:38:38,800 You know what I have. I'm not 1145 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,720 with the Collins' gang anymore. 1146 00:38:40,720 --> 00:38:41,680 *Poof* 1147 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:43,540 You know that. I'm running the 1148 00:38:43,540 --> 00:38:45,450 nightclub. I've been out nearly 1149 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,930 two months and I'm not in the 1150 00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:47,480 life. 1151 00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,450 I don't want to do this shit 1152 00:38:49,450 --> 00:38:50,480 anymore! *Poof* Don't want to 1153 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:50,480 do this shit anymore! *Poof* 1154 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:52,240 Relax, son. You'll do yourself 1155 00:38:52,240 --> 00:38:53,620 an injury. I'll do you an 1156 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,410 injury, Charlie. I'll fucking 1157 00:38:55,410 --> 00:38:56,680 swear I'll kill you. 1158 00:38:56,680 --> 00:38:58,520 Get back here. Get back here. 1159 00:38:58,520 --> 00:39:00,520 eyebrows 1160 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:03,100 I'm out by the boy isn't Oh 1161 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,520 Terry Tibbs is after you 1162 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,130 Can you hear me? Are you 1163 00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:09,940 listening now Marky boy? 1164 00:39:10,900 --> 00:39:12,900 Put him in the chair 1165 00:39:26,840 --> 00:39:28,280 Do I have your attention now 1166 00:39:28,280 --> 00:39:28,840 Marky boy? 1167 00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:30,870 Because we're gonna play a 1168 00:39:30,870 --> 00:39:32,690 little game. Do you like games, 1169 00:39:32,690 --> 00:39:34,140 son? Why about give him the 1170 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:36,020 phone? Do you like Tekken 3? 1171 00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:39,710 Do you like Cooler World on the 1172 00:39:39,710 --> 00:39:40,960 PS1? 1173 00:39:41,960 --> 00:39:43,460 Hey? 1174 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,580 Is that what you like? Hey? 1175 00:39:46,720 --> 00:39:48,720 Do you like Toon Raider 3? 1176 00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,720 Thanks for the tip. Is that it? 1177 00:39:52,400 --> 00:39:54,400 Do you like a bottle of Prosecco? 1178 00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:57,600 Down at Greenwich? 1179 00:39:59,600 --> 00:39:59,990 I bet I get a bottle of Prosecco 1180 00:39:59,990 --> 00:40:02,780 and smash it off your canister! 1181 00:40:02,780 --> 00:40:06,240 Sorry about that. I'm just 1182 00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:09,890 trying to I just want to accentuate 1183 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:10,840 the mood here 1184 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,590 Because I'm not sure whether or 1185 00:40:12,590 --> 00:40:13,480 not the drama is really 1186 00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,800 carrying out there. I just want 1187 00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:15,930 to really put my own two cents 1188 00:40:15,930 --> 00:40:16,380 in it. 1189 00:40:16,380 --> 00:40:18,030 And a lovely bit of Oboe or a 1190 00:40:18,030 --> 00:40:20,170 thank you very much for the tip. 1191 00:40:20,170 --> 00:40:22,560 Was it an Oboe or was it a clarinet? 1192 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:23,920 Fucking hurt my neck there 1193 00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,560 doing that fucking tension. 1194 00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,550 SilverPixie5 thanks very much. 1195 00:40:28,550 --> 00:40:30,490 And Gameboy. Gameboy. And Whiplash 1196 00:40:30,490 --> 00:40:31,980 thanks very much. Send Tom my 1197 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:33,520 best please. I hope he's doing 1198 00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:34,950 well. Great to see you again 1199 00:40:34,950 --> 00:40:36,500 Francis. Last night's stream 1200 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:38,030 was class. Thanks very much 1201 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:40,560 Silver. And this one is great. 1202 00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:41,940 So far he says. So a bit of a 1203 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:43,410 caveat. We don't know if it's 1204 00:40:43,410 --> 00:40:44,940 gonna continue being great. But 1205 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:45,740 so far it is. 1206 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:47,740 Thanks for having me. 1207 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:49,260 And thanks very much for that 1208 00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:50,990 Cockney Cinematic Oboe. Let's 1209 00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,960 carry on with the business here. 1210 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:54,500 So just to recap for those at 1211 00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:56,250 the back. You owe your dealer 1212 00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:57,720 money and you can't pay him 1213 00:40:57,720 --> 00:40:59,840 back. It's tit for tat. This 1214 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,000 fella. The bald lad. He's a big 1215 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:03,870 mover and a shaker in the East 1216 00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:05,820 End. He's one of the Bethnal 1217 00:41:05,820 --> 00:41:07,850 Green boys. And he's gone and 1218 00:41:07,850 --> 00:41:09,840 got a hold of Mark Hammond who's 1219 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,060 not in the business anymore. I 1220 00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:13,740 run a nightclub now. 1221 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,670 Nah. And he's gonna get Mark 1222 00:41:15,670 --> 00:41:17,380 Hammond to run around town 1223 00:41:17,380 --> 00:41:19,170 doing various tasks for the 1224 00:41:19,170 --> 00:41:21,180 baldie lad. And if he doesn't 1225 00:41:21,180 --> 00:41:23,190 then he's gonna kill his son. 1226 00:41:23,190 --> 00:41:25,300 Which is only a child. Which is 1227 00:41:25,300 --> 00:41:26,940 a very monstrous thing to 1228 00:41:26,940 --> 00:41:29,120 really have over someone. What 1229 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,680 odds and to what end is he 1230 00:41:30,680 --> 00:41:32,850 doing this? We're bound to find 1231 00:41:32,850 --> 00:41:34,720 out right now. Because I'm 1232 00:41:34,720 --> 00:41:37,040 gonna unpause the game. 1233 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:44,210 This is the game we're gonna 1234 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,540 play. Just a bit like Simon 1235 00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:49,240 Says. I mean you do what I say. 1236 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,930 I ring you. You do the job. You 1237 00:41:51,930 --> 00:41:54,350 don't do what I tell you. The 1238 00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:56,860 kid dies. You don't do where I 1239 00:41:56,860 --> 00:42:00,070 tell you. The kid dies. You don't 1240 00:42:00,070 --> 00:42:01,600 do when I tell you. The kid 1241 00:42:01,600 --> 00:42:03,400 dies. You get in my drift. 1242 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,830 So just to recap there, the 1243 00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:08,110 game is called, it's like Simon 1244 00:42:08,110 --> 00:42:10,640 Says, except there's a child in 1245 00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,080 it who will die. 1246 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:13,640 If the stakes are higher, it's 1247 00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:15,320 not just like your average game, 1248 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,150 as Simon Says, there's a lot of 1249 00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,800 nasty East End men who have 1250 00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:20,220 control of a child. 1251 00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,700 I mean, if I was Mark Hammond, 1252 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,130 I wouldn't have gone off on the 1253 00:42:23,130 --> 00:42:24,280 missions anyway. 1254 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:26,110 I would have found a sneaky way 1255 00:42:26,110 --> 00:42:27,850 to get the police or the filth 1256 00:42:27,850 --> 00:42:29,390 involved at the earliest 1257 00:42:29,390 --> 00:42:30,600 possible time. 1258 00:42:31,060 --> 00:42:32,370 You know, let them know that 1259 00:42:32,370 --> 00:42:33,540 this guy is out there. 1260 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:35,150 You know the way when a child 1261 00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:37,040 is involved, then everybody 1262 00:42:37,040 --> 00:42:38,380 piles on the fuckers. 1263 00:42:38,540 --> 00:42:39,540 But let's just see what the 1264 00:42:39,540 --> 00:42:40,300 leverage is. 1265 00:42:40,340 --> 00:42:41,840 He must have some leverage, the 1266 00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:43,470 fucker, because it's, these are 1267 00:42:43,470 --> 00:42:44,300 high stakes. 1268 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,510 Peggy Mitchell, thanks very 1269 00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:45,840 much. 1270 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,060 And geezers and goblins, far 1271 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:47,520 further. 1272 00:42:47,660 --> 00:42:48,840 How many times can this guy ask 1273 00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:50,160 us if he has our attention? 1274 00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:51,680 We're listening to you, Goon. 1275 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:53,110 Stop asking and just start 1276 00:42:53,110 --> 00:42:54,520 telling us you're going to 1277 00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:55,820 murder the guy's son. 1278 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:56,680 Thanks very much. 1279 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:57,920 And Sophistic, thank you very 1280 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,280 much. 1281 00:42:58,600 --> 00:42:59,820 Let's go, let's go, let's go. 1282 00:42:59,820 --> 00:43:01,550 If you want to see your kid 1283 00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:03,530 alive, you do exactly what I 1284 00:43:03,530 --> 00:43:04,120 say. 1285 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:07,190 You talk to anyone, you're late, 1286 00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:09,060 or you let me down. 1287 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,040 Your kid dies. 1288 00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:12,900 Do I make myself clear? 1289 00:43:13,240 --> 00:43:14,100 No, you ain't. 1290 00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:15,740 Crystal. 1291 00:43:16,300 --> 00:43:16,740 Crystal. 1292 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:16,860 Crystal. 1293 00:43:16,860 --> 00:43:17,260 Clear. 1294 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,560 What's this all about Charlie? 1295 00:43:18,560 --> 00:43:20,060 What's going on Charlie? 1296 00:43:20,060 --> 00:43:21,010 What are you doing this to me 1297 00:43:21,010 --> 00:43:21,300 for? 1298 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:22,740 We ain't done nothing to you. 1299 00:43:22,740 --> 00:43:24,660 Where's my son Charlie? 1300 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:26,860 You're still not paying 1301 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:28,220 attention. 1302 00:43:29,100 --> 00:43:30,220 Not a very good listener are 1303 00:43:30,220 --> 00:43:31,060 you son? 1304 00:43:31,060 --> 00:43:32,100 Lottie boy ain't ya? 1305 00:43:32,500 --> 00:43:33,460 You're on the run. 1306 00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:35,540 You killed your wife. 1307 00:43:36,420 --> 00:43:37,150 You left the murder weapon 1308 00:43:37,150 --> 00:43:38,420 behind the scene. 1309 00:43:39,060 --> 00:43:40,740 You're a convicted bank robber. 1310 00:43:41,700 --> 00:43:42,340 Do you think the filth are 1311 00:43:42,340 --> 00:43:43,780 gonna believe you? 1312 00:43:46,100 --> 00:43:47,290 You better kill me now Charlie 1313 00:43:47,290 --> 00:43:48,100 I'm telling you. 1314 00:43:49,540 --> 00:43:50,580 As if you don't. 1315 00:43:51,620 --> 00:43:53,220 I'll get you finished I swear! 1316 00:43:53,220 --> 00:43:53,780 Yee! 1317 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:56,820 Mark. Mark. Mark. 1318 00:43:57,940 --> 00:43:58,820 Such anger. 1319 00:44:00,900 --> 00:44:02,420 What am I gonna do with you? 1320 00:44:03,540 --> 00:44:04,500 Oi! 1321 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,540 Right in the mint pies. 1322 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,780 You have no idea do you son? 1323 00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:10,980 Starting his boat race. 1324 00:44:10,980 --> 00:44:11,910 You thought I was ready for the 1325 00:44:11,910 --> 00:44:12,580 old people zone. 1326 00:44:13,300 --> 00:44:14,250 When Bevanel Green had done 1327 00:44:14,250 --> 00:44:14,820 with you. 1328 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,540 to bury you and your kid. 1329 00:44:22,320 --> 00:44:24,060 Well, bury his kid, 1330 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:24,820 ain't we, Charlie? 1331 00:44:26,900 --> 00:44:27,960 And that's another 1332 00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:29,800 little bit of Cockney 1333 00:44:29,800 --> 00:44:31,050 appreciation. That was the 1334 00:44:31,050 --> 00:44:32,040 first mission done. 1335 00:44:32,140 --> 00:44:32,870 A crazy bit of business 1336 00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:33,500 altogether. 1337 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:35,960 Art appreciation. 1338 00:44:36,220 --> 00:44:37,880 Game time. One minute and 1339 00:44:37,880 --> 00:44:39,200 43 seconds. Doesn't make sense 1340 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:39,780 whatsoever. 1341 00:44:40,180 --> 00:44:40,890 Down with the Viper. Thanks 1342 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:41,760 very much for that. 1343 00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:43,210 Lucas, thank you very much for 1344 00:44:43,210 --> 00:44:43,640 that. 1345 00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,800 Bit of a booboo word on the end 1346 00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:45,180 of your 1347 00:44:45,180 --> 00:44:47,650 name there, Lucas. That might 1348 00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:47,960 result 1349 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,020 in a ban, but thanks very much 1350 00:44:49,020 --> 00:44:49,660 for the thing. 1351 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:51,140 I don't make those rules. 1352 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:53,100 We've moderators operating. 1353 00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:54,600 Even if you don't see them in 1354 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:55,500 the spanners, 1355 00:44:55,660 --> 00:44:57,300 they are out there, so please 1356 00:44:57,300 --> 00:44:57,860 don't be 1357 00:44:57,860 --> 00:44:58,660 don't be fuck. 1358 00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,240 Don't be. Thanks for the tip. 1359 00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,620 Thanks very much, Danny Dyer's 1360 00:45:03,620 --> 00:45:03,960 Magic 1361 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,840 Gobo. I want to talk 1362 00:45:05,840 --> 00:45:07,680 about Lucas there who did a booboo 1363 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:07,980 word 1364 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:10,200 in his fucking tip. 1365 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,060 Do that again, 1366 00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:12,440 son. 1367 00:45:12,580 --> 00:45:15,660 and we're going to take you 1368 00:45:15,660 --> 00:45:16,180 down to 1369 00:45:16,180 --> 00:45:17,100 Bethnal Green 1370 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:20,180 and see if you can 1371 00:45:20,180 --> 00:45:22,280 fly with the pigeons. 1372 00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:26,320 lost the way there a little bit. 1373 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:27,940 It's not really a... 1374 00:45:27,940 --> 00:45:29,340 People don't say that in the 1375 00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:29,880 East End, 1376 00:45:29,940 --> 00:45:30,340 I don't think. 1377 00:45:30,720 --> 00:45:31,560 Look, we'll keep it going 1378 00:45:31,560 --> 00:45:32,120 anyway. 1379 00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,520 We've got an F1 save state to 1380 00:45:34,520 --> 00:45:34,980 make. 1381 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:35,980 Thanks for the tip. 1382 00:45:35,980 --> 00:45:37,960 said I would play a little bit 1383 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:38,600 of Mark, 1384 00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,080 formerly known as Sweet Beasts. 1385 00:45:41,380 --> 00:45:43,730 Unbelievable conceptual editing 1386 00:45:43,730 --> 00:45:46,960 skills on a stream I did last 1387 00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:49,680 year called HBO's... 1388 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:50,180 HBO... 1389 00:45:50,180 --> 00:45:51,260 Oh, I produced it, sorry. 1390 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:52,120 I produced it. 1391 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,280 And there was another... 1392 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,480 We got an actor in anyway, 1393 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,410 and I wish I'd have done the 1394 00:45:55,410 --> 00:45:56,100 fucking research, 1395 00:45:56,220 --> 00:45:57,280 because he wasn't... 1396 00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,740 He said he was in EastEnders. 1397 00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:01,800 But when it came to the crunch, 1398 00:46:01,860 --> 00:46:02,690 he wasn't really as good as I 1399 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:03,640 thought he was going to be, 1400 00:46:03,660 --> 00:46:04,750 so we'll see a little bit of 1401 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:05,820 that now in a moment. 1402 00:46:05,960 --> 00:46:06,890 Just want to say a big thanks 1403 00:46:06,890 --> 00:46:07,820 there to you, Slag, 1404 00:46:08,100 --> 00:46:09,280 and Danny Dyer's Magical. 1405 00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:10,410 Well, can you please say shut 1406 00:46:10,410 --> 00:46:11,020 it, you Slag, 1407 00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,190 in a Cockney accent for the 1408 00:46:12,190 --> 00:46:13,520 full Cockney experience? 1409 00:46:13,580 --> 00:46:14,140 Please don't worry. 1410 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,090 I'm saving those little pearls 1411 00:46:16,090 --> 00:46:16,740 of wisdom, 1412 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:17,910 because you don't want to 1413 00:46:17,910 --> 00:46:18,780 really... 1414 00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:19,620 You know, you want to save some 1415 00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:20,810 excitement for the rest of the 1416 00:46:20,810 --> 00:46:21,660 stream as well. 1417 00:46:22,340 --> 00:46:24,120 So without further ado, 1418 00:46:24,540 --> 00:46:26,060 we're going to open up Firefox, 1419 00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:28,280 the website known as Firefox, 1420 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,120 and then we'll go to a website 1421 00:46:30,120 --> 00:46:31,440 known as YouTube, 1422 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:33,820 and then we'll type in what 1423 00:46:33,820 --> 00:46:35,060 somebody... 1424 00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,360 Who told me to say what is it 1425 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:37,040 again now? 1426 00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,320 Is it Dyatlov Auditions? 1427 00:46:39,540 --> 00:46:40,720 Connor Patrick, thank you very 1428 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:41,120 much. 1429 00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:42,340 Dyatlov. 1430 00:46:44,020 --> 00:46:45,080 Well, I tell you what, 1431 00:46:45,120 --> 00:46:46,080 we'll have a little look at 1432 00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:47,260 some Cockney moods first. 1433 00:46:47,420 --> 00:46:49,840 Cockney moods from last year. 1434 00:46:50,200 --> 00:46:52,180 Just to get us into the mood, 1435 00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:53,350 because sometimes you need to 1436 00:46:53,350 --> 00:46:54,180 really be... 1437 00:46:54,180 --> 00:46:55,520 We need to be in the zone. 1438 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,340 We're playing... 1439 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:59,940 This is like video-ception now. 1440 00:47:00,240 --> 00:47:01,200 We're playing the getaway. 1441 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,760 There we go now. 1442 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:03,700 Is that right? 1443 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:04,970 Being in the getaway Black 1444 00:47:04,970 --> 00:47:05,340 Monday, 1445 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:06,560 and to celebrate that fact, 1446 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,800 I'm going to be providing you 1447 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,060 with an acting workshop masterclass. 1448 00:47:10,620 --> 00:47:11,620 Cockney workshop. 1449 00:47:12,020 --> 00:47:13,640 Phil is returning from the shop 1450 00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:15,040 with the wrong brand 1451 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,660 of toilet roll, 1452 00:47:16,940 --> 00:47:17,960 or of kitchen roll, sorry. 1453 00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:20,950 and his friend Arthur is not 1454 00:47:20,950 --> 00:47:21,920 impressed. 1455 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:23,880 Cockney moods, volume one, 1456 00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,310 and there is a bit of swearing 1457 00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:25,820 in this, 1458 00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,720 because it is Cockney. 1459 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:32,800 How you doing, you alright? 1460 00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:34,780 I brought back a kitchen roll 1461 00:47:34,780 --> 00:47:35,560 you wanted. 1462 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:37,460 That's not the fucking right 1463 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,440 one, Phil. 1464 00:47:39,620 --> 00:47:40,600 That's not the fucking right 1465 00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:41,620 one, son. 1466 00:47:42,140 --> 00:47:43,050 What do you mean it ain't the 1467 00:47:43,050 --> 00:47:45,180 right one, you fucking muck? 1468 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:47,340 I bought this brown square from 1469 00:47:47,340 --> 00:47:48,880 the supermarkets. 1470 00:47:50,240 --> 00:47:51,510 Listen, Phil, I don't want to 1471 00:47:51,510 --> 00:47:53,930 fucking put your mush through a 1472 00:47:53,930 --> 00:47:55,560 plain glass window, yeah? 1473 00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:57,340 But you're gonna have to take 1474 00:47:57,340 --> 00:47:59,320 that round back, sunshine. 1475 00:48:00,300 --> 00:48:02,070 Because if you don't, I'm gonna 1476 00:48:02,070 --> 00:48:03,160 kill you. 1477 00:48:03,380 --> 00:48:04,100 Alright, alright. 1478 00:48:04,620 --> 00:48:05,820 I don't know about that. 1479 00:48:05,980 --> 00:48:07,680 I mean, I'm looking back now 1480 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,990 and with hindsight, yeah, it's, 1481 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,340 you know, the mood was... 1482 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:13,840 I got the mood there, but some 1483 00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,210 of the acting, some of the 1484 00:48:15,210 --> 00:48:16,920 accent work may need refining. 1485 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:18,560 I don't know where that last 1486 00:48:18,560 --> 00:48:20,250 bit was when I said I'm gonna 1487 00:48:20,250 --> 00:48:20,900 kill you. 1488 00:48:20,940 --> 00:48:21,900 I don't know why it went off 1489 00:48:21,900 --> 00:48:22,420 like that. 1490 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,180 Let's have a listen to that 1491 00:48:23,180 --> 00:48:23,500 again. 1492 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:25,660 Glass window, yeah? 1493 00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,380 Don't! 1494 00:48:26,780 --> 00:48:28,480 I'm back, sunshine. 1495 00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:31,100 Because if you don't, I'm gonna 1496 00:48:31,100 --> 00:48:32,160 kill you. 1497 00:48:32,820 --> 00:48:33,200 Yeah. 1498 00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:34,320 It's more of the intonation 1499 00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,000 that... 1500 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,400 I'm gonna kill you, right? 1501 00:48:38,180 --> 00:48:39,580 But I didn't say... 1502 00:48:39,580 --> 00:48:40,000 Anyway, we'll... 1503 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,780 Alright, alright. 1504 00:48:41,620 --> 00:48:42,920 I'll bring him back. 1505 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:45,030 What do you want me to do with 1506 00:48:45,030 --> 00:48:45,540 it? 1507 00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,300 I don't care, Phil. 1508 00:48:48,160 --> 00:48:49,830 If you stick it up your arse, 1509 00:48:49,830 --> 00:48:50,520 son. 1510 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:51,920 Brilliant. 1511 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,640 It ain't the right brand. 1512 00:48:53,760 --> 00:48:54,100 Brilliant. 1513 00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:56,110 Now fuck off back to the 1514 00:48:56,110 --> 00:48:57,620 supermarket. 1515 00:48:58,240 --> 00:48:58,480 Brilliant. 1516 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,100 Like a good little boy. 1517 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:00,780 Really good. 1518 00:49:01,280 --> 00:49:02,710 Before I put your head through 1519 00:49:02,710 --> 00:49:03,540 the pipe. 1520 00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,680 Alright, alright. 1521 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:05,220 Bloody... 1522 00:49:05,220 --> 00:49:05,820 That's brilliant. 1523 00:49:06,820 --> 00:49:07,670 But this ain't the last you've 1524 00:49:07,670 --> 00:49:08,860 seen of me, eh? 1525 00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:11,540 Because I'm gonna be back 1526 00:49:11,540 --> 00:49:12,220 tonight. 1527 00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:12,940 Wow. 1528 00:49:13,240 --> 00:49:14,700 Again, pudding and beans. 1529 00:49:14,820 --> 00:49:15,640 And that's not... 1530 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:16,440 That's egg and pudding and 1531 00:49:16,440 --> 00:49:16,760 beans. 1532 00:49:16,860 --> 00:49:17,280 It's not cockney. 1533 00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,460 I'm just actually blown away. 1534 00:49:18,580 --> 00:49:18,940 I'm not... 1535 00:49:18,940 --> 00:49:20,000 Look, I'm not one to blow my 1536 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,130 own trumpet or anything like 1537 00:49:21,130 --> 00:49:21,520 that. 1538 00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:22,660 But I... 1539 00:49:22,660 --> 00:49:24,110 Really, I'm impressed with that 1540 00:49:24,110 --> 00:49:24,900 ending as well. 1541 00:49:25,020 --> 00:49:25,440 Thanks for that. 1542 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,040 You're in the mood. 1543 00:49:26,100 --> 00:49:26,760 You are there. 1544 00:49:27,100 --> 00:49:28,170 And Poddy Bob, thank you very 1545 00:49:28,170 --> 00:49:28,600 much. 1546 00:49:28,660 --> 00:49:30,060 Poo Nugget, Sanguished Panda, 1547 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,300 Silage and Connor Patrick. 1548 00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:32,480 I hope you're doing well. 1549 00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:33,980 It's great, great, great, great, 1550 00:49:33,980 --> 00:49:35,540 great, great, great to see you. 1551 00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:37,580 Just one more of those. 1552 00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:39,200 Or actually... 1553 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:40,140 No, we've got a whole game. 1554 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:40,940 We might need to... 1555 00:49:40,940 --> 00:49:41,420 I'll tell you. 1556 00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:42,830 If there's an inspiration, 1557 00:49:42,830 --> 00:49:44,050 maybe there needs to be a brand 1558 00:49:44,050 --> 00:49:45,250 new series of Cockney Acting 1559 00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:45,860 Workshop. 1560 00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:46,500 I'm not sure... 1561 00:49:46,500 --> 00:49:47,260 Egg and pudding and beans. 1562 00:49:47,260 --> 00:49:48,410 We're gonna run out of Cockney 1563 00:49:48,410 --> 00:49:49,280 Acting Workshops. 1564 00:49:49,420 --> 00:49:51,740 Egg and pudding and beans. 1565 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,620 Egg and pudding and beans. 1566 00:49:54,620 --> 00:49:55,960 It's not cocky. 1567 00:49:55,960 --> 00:49:58,040 Do you know what this means? 1568 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,720 Do you know what this means? 1569 00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:05,260 In the chat there, NJQ, NJQ has 1570 00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,840 just said, 1571 00:50:06,960 --> 00:50:09,370 started good and the ending was 1572 00:50:09,370 --> 00:50:11,180 shite of the stuff. 1573 00:50:12,140 --> 00:50:13,150 So, you know, there's a few 1574 00:50:13,150 --> 00:50:14,400 people there. 1575 00:50:14,540 --> 00:50:16,080 Probably just jealousy, I'd 1576 00:50:16,080 --> 00:50:16,760 imagine. 1577 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:18,660 You can imagine it because I 1578 00:50:18,660 --> 00:50:20,370 don't even have it in me to 1579 00:50:20,370 --> 00:50:21,560 write anything negative on the 1580 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:22,620 internet about stuff about 1581 00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:23,060 people. 1582 00:50:23,060 --> 00:50:24,350 So, I mean, it really does 1583 00:50:24,350 --> 00:50:25,790 speak volumes about you there 1584 00:50:25,790 --> 00:50:27,200 in the chat who said that. 1585 00:50:27,620 --> 00:50:28,240 It's just like, you know, if 1586 00:50:28,240 --> 00:50:29,350 you don't have anything nice to 1587 00:50:29,350 --> 00:50:30,280 say, don't say it. 1588 00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:32,160 Egg and pudding and beans. 1589 00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,400 Egg and pudding and beans. 1590 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:39,420 Egg and pudding and beans. 1591 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:39,920 Egg and pudding and beans. 1592 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:42,040 The second in a series. 1593 00:50:43,000 --> 00:50:43,590 Right, so we have another bit 1594 00:50:43,590 --> 00:50:45,540 of Cockney Acting Workshop here. 1595 00:50:45,580 --> 00:50:46,850 Barry Gooch is asking, I sent 1596 00:50:46,850 --> 00:50:47,660 you a link last night to be 1597 00:50:47,660 --> 00:50:48,380 perfect for this. 1598 00:50:48,420 --> 00:50:49,100 A techno Viking. 1599 00:50:49,340 --> 00:50:49,740 You did. 1600 00:50:49,840 --> 00:50:50,340 Frank Butcher. 1601 00:50:50,420 --> 00:50:51,000 Perfect stuff. 1602 00:50:51,640 --> 00:50:52,790 We might get around to that in 1603 00:50:52,790 --> 00:50:54,620 a little bit, in a moment. 1604 00:50:54,720 --> 00:50:55,280 Thanks very much. 1605 00:50:55,800 --> 00:50:56,340 Cockney Moods. 1606 00:50:56,340 --> 00:50:57,440 Just before we get on to the 1607 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,910 second mission, another Cockney 1608 00:50:58,910 --> 00:50:59,380 Moods. 1609 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,630 ...of acting, working shop, 1610 00:51:01,630 --> 00:51:02,640 master classes. 1611 00:51:03,260 --> 00:51:04,980 And in this situation, Phil is 1612 00:51:04,980 --> 00:51:07,260 after going down to the shop. 1613 00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:08,330 He's come back from the shop 1614 00:51:08,330 --> 00:51:08,660 again. 1615 00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,680 This time with the wrong fruit. 1616 00:51:12,680 --> 00:51:14,680 I think it's got a banana in it. 1617 00:51:16,160 --> 00:51:17,400 Now this is a tough one. 1618 00:51:17,660 --> 00:51:19,140 I love, look at that starting. 1619 00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:19,760 The beginning. 1620 00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:20,620 It's a moody. 1621 00:51:20,780 --> 00:51:21,660 It's just on the door. 1622 00:51:21,780 --> 00:51:22,340 The hand on the door. 1623 00:51:22,420 --> 00:51:23,500 It's great cinematography. 1624 00:51:23,740 --> 00:51:25,180 D.O.P. work. 1625 00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:27,220 And this is tough now because 1626 00:51:27,220 --> 00:51:29,070 it's all about pronouncing 1627 00:51:29,070 --> 00:51:30,960 banana in a kind of a Cockney 1628 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:31,580 way. 1629 00:51:31,580 --> 00:51:33,280 And it can be fucking tough. 1630 00:51:33,520 --> 00:51:34,640 Like, I've tried it, tried it. 1631 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:35,540 I don't know if I, I think I 1632 00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:36,320 managed to get it. 1633 00:51:36,840 --> 00:51:38,730 I think I managed to get it 1634 00:51:38,730 --> 00:51:39,580 okay. 1635 00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:40,840 To a good standard. 1636 00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:42,540 Let's start on that again now. 1637 00:51:42,540 --> 00:51:47,540 What? 1638 00:51:48,460 --> 00:51:50,580 I got that banana you won't eat. 1639 00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:50,900 Brilliant. 1640 00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,720 Who said you won't eat that 1641 00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:53,520 banana? 1642 00:51:53,980 --> 00:51:55,400 Ah, fucking hell. 1643 00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:55,800 Brilliant. 1644 00:51:57,020 --> 00:51:57,660 Look at that. 1645 00:51:58,860 --> 00:52:00,460 And it's, it's just even before 1646 00:52:00,460 --> 00:52:01,910 the, even before they start 1647 00:52:01,910 --> 00:52:03,370 talking to each other, it's 1648 00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,240 just quite, it puts you right 1649 00:52:05,240 --> 00:52:05,960 there. 1650 00:52:06,100 --> 00:52:06,890 You're in the East End of 1651 00:52:06,890 --> 00:52:07,380 London. 1652 00:52:07,540 --> 00:52:08,240 You're in a lockup. 1653 00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:08,800 You're in a garage. 1654 00:52:08,900 --> 00:52:10,200 You're in a pub called the Old 1655 00:52:10,200 --> 00:52:11,040 Vic Snags Head. 1656 00:52:11,360 --> 00:52:13,270 And you're fucking having the 1657 00:52:13,270 --> 00:52:15,020 crack and doing everything that 1658 00:52:15,020 --> 00:52:16,360 they do over there. 1659 00:52:16,360 --> 00:52:18,370 Let's just go back there and 1660 00:52:18,370 --> 00:52:20,220 just get that banana. 1661 00:52:20,220 --> 00:52:20,540 What? 1662 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:23,480 What? 1663 00:52:23,480 --> 00:52:26,220 I got that banana you wanted. 1664 00:52:27,500 --> 00:52:29,180 Who said I wanted a banana? 1665 00:52:29,560 --> 00:52:30,610 We'll go for a second take on 1666 00:52:30,610 --> 00:52:31,280 that one. 1667 00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:31,820 Action. 1668 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:33,320 Oi, oi. 1669 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:35,660 Who said I wanted a banana? 1670 00:52:35,980 --> 00:52:36,660 Lovely stuff. 1671 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,460 Oh, Arthur. 1672 00:52:38,120 --> 00:52:38,700 Don't be giving, don't be 1673 00:52:38,700 --> 00:52:40,250 giving me the run around again, 1674 00:52:40,250 --> 00:52:40,920 Arthur. 1675 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:43,180 I bought you a five. 1676 00:52:43,180 --> 00:52:43,220 I bought you a five. 1677 00:52:44,360 --> 00:52:45,220 That's what you asked for, 1678 00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:46,000 right? 1679 00:52:46,940 --> 00:52:47,940 Do me a favor. 1680 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:50,660 Go inside the bathroom, yeah? 1681 00:52:51,220 --> 00:52:53,430 And stick that banana where the 1682 00:52:53,430 --> 00:52:55,080 sun does shine. 1683 00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,240 I will do no such thing. 1684 00:52:57,500 --> 00:52:57,820 Arthur. 1685 00:52:58,040 --> 00:52:58,220 Well. 1686 00:52:58,380 --> 00:52:59,720 I will do no such thing. 1687 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:01,580 Now, do you want this banana or 1688 00:53:01,580 --> 00:53:02,820 are we going to have a bit of 1689 00:53:02,820 --> 00:53:03,520 trouble? 1690 00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:05,520 I distinctly remember asking 1691 00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:06,520 you, yeah? 1692 00:53:07,220 --> 00:53:08,760 To bring back an apple. 1693 00:53:09,420 --> 00:53:10,740 Now, fuck off and get me an 1694 00:53:10,740 --> 00:53:11,520 apple. 1695 00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:12,920 Why? 1696 00:53:13,180 --> 00:53:13,260 Easy. 1697 00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:14,540 I'll pull you an apple. 1698 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,340 I gave you the bananas and 1699 00:53:16,340 --> 00:53:17,260 option, Arthur. 1700 00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:19,100 I like options, yeah? 1701 00:53:19,620 --> 00:53:20,560 But I don't like the options 1702 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:21,700 you have given me. 1703 00:53:21,780 --> 00:53:23,740 I don't like them, Billy. 1704 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:26,050 And sooner or later, those 1705 00:53:26,050 --> 00:53:27,540 options are going to fucking 1706 00:53:27,540 --> 00:53:28,080 end up. 1707 00:53:28,100 --> 00:53:28,540 Too many options. 1708 00:53:28,540 --> 00:53:29,360 You're going to have too many 1709 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:29,740 options. 1710 00:53:29,820 --> 00:53:30,700 You don't know what to do with 1711 00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:31,040 them. 1712 00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,130 So the problem with your 1713 00:53:32,130 --> 00:53:33,200 options is, Billy. 1714 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:35,120 The problem with your fucking 1715 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:36,300 options, Phil, 1716 00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:37,820 is that you've given me too 1717 00:53:37,820 --> 00:53:38,820 many options. 1718 00:53:39,060 --> 00:53:40,380 I don't want those options, 1719 00:53:40,380 --> 00:53:40,880 yeah? 1720 00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:41,360 Hey, brother, Jim. 1721 00:53:42,280 --> 00:53:43,870 What time's the fucking solstice 1722 00:53:43,870 --> 00:53:44,900 starting? 1723 00:53:44,900 --> 00:53:48,900 You don't need to cheat your 1724 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:51,380 watch, Phil. 1725 00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,280 I'm sorry. 1726 00:53:53,140 --> 00:53:54,020 Oi, oi, oi. 1727 00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,080 What time's this fucking solstice 1728 00:53:56,080 --> 00:53:56,920 starting? 1729 00:53:57,440 --> 00:53:58,060 Bit of spit. 1730 00:53:58,580 --> 00:53:58,960 Bit of spit. 1731 00:53:59,140 --> 00:53:59,820 We'll take that again. 1732 00:53:59,920 --> 00:54:00,660 We'll take that again. 1733 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:02,380 Oi, oi. 1734 00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:04,020 This isn't even a fucking movie. 1735 00:54:04,260 --> 00:54:05,400 This is just something the 1736 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:06,810 person who was uploaded has 1737 00:54:06,810 --> 00:54:07,900 just spliced in. 1738 00:54:08,760 --> 00:54:09,460 Discount this. 1739 00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:09,980 I don't really. 1740 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,460 This isn't canon, this bit. 1741 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:12,300 You on, Grant? 1742 00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,260 You can just look at the stones, 1743 00:54:16,260 --> 00:54:16,800 mate. 1744 00:54:17,060 --> 00:54:18,480 They're lined up with the sun 1745 00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:20,340 to create a fucking eclipse. 1746 00:54:21,980 --> 00:54:22,900 Fuck off. 1747 00:54:25,480 --> 00:54:30,300 We can return to that. 1748 00:54:30,300 --> 00:54:31,870 But now what we've got to do is 1749 00:54:31,870 --> 00:54:33,100 go back to the game. 1750 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,160 It's an amazing game. 1751 00:54:34,260 --> 00:54:35,580 It's the getaway. 1752 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:37,930 And we're going to carry on 1753 00:54:37,930 --> 00:54:39,180 with this. 1754 00:54:39,400 --> 00:54:41,000 The first mission is over. 1755 00:54:41,640 --> 00:54:43,440 The bad bastards have my son. 1756 00:54:43,840 --> 00:54:44,680 They're going to kill him. 1757 00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:46,470 Unless I do the missions that 1758 00:54:46,470 --> 00:54:47,760 they want me to do. 1759 00:54:47,820 --> 00:54:48,440 Connor Patrick. 1760 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:49,100 Thanks very much. 1761 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,420 Surely your Belfast accent is 1762 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,740 better than your Cockney. 1763 00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:52,860 Do you know what? 1764 00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:54,660 It's trouble. 1765 00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:56,450 Trouble when it gets up to the 1766 00:54:56,450 --> 00:54:57,940 north or to the south. 1767 00:54:58,320 --> 00:55:00,580 It's Cork or Belfast. 1768 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:01,760 It's tough. 1769 00:55:01,860 --> 00:55:03,940 But I have an easy enough time 1770 00:55:03,940 --> 00:55:05,120 between there. 1771 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:08,670 You know, the Midlands, the Leinster 1772 00:55:08,670 --> 00:55:09,900 kind of accent. 1773 00:55:10,240 --> 00:55:11,980 And, you know, the West. 1774 00:55:12,200 --> 00:55:12,840 They're a bit easier. 1775 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,560 But they're extreme poles there 1776 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:15,160 at the end. 1777 00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,100 So, I mean, it's tough. 1778 00:55:16,800 --> 00:55:18,000 I'm not going to attempt it now 1779 00:55:18,000 --> 00:55:20,000 for fear of it falling flat. 1780 00:55:20,700 --> 00:55:21,820 But what we won't, well, 1781 00:55:21,820 --> 00:55:23,220 definitely won't fall flat here 1782 00:55:23,220 --> 00:55:25,220 is mission two of the getaway. 1783 00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:26,550 The highly acclaimed, 1784 00:55:26,550 --> 00:55:28,360 critically acclaimed game. 1785 00:55:28,460 --> 00:55:29,870 Thank you very much, Paul Weller, 1786 00:55:29,870 --> 00:55:30,820 GAA Banished Door. 1787 00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:33,760 Give that facking rat a half 1788 00:55:33,760 --> 00:55:37,160 back a facking shoulder charge. 1789 00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:39,000 And pop it under the facking 1790 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,640 bar for the three points, my 1791 00:55:40,640 --> 00:55:41,160 son. 1792 00:55:41,240 --> 00:55:43,010 Some great Banished Door, GAA, 1793 00:55:43,010 --> 00:55:45,220 mixed, interspersed with Cockney, 1794 00:55:45,220 --> 00:55:46,830 singing legends, stuff going on 1795 00:55:46,830 --> 00:55:47,360 there. 1796 00:55:47,460 --> 00:55:48,460 I don't know who's tipping 1797 00:55:48,460 --> 00:55:48,880 those. 1798 00:55:48,960 --> 00:55:50,280 But it's quite obscure. 1799 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,460 It's definitely in the mood and 1800 00:55:52,460 --> 00:55:53,860 in tone with what we do here 1801 00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,000 and what we like. 1802 00:55:55,280 --> 00:55:57,200 Goat, milk, flat, white. 1803 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,380 Thank you very much. 1804 00:55:59,220 --> 00:56:01,130 Let's just do another F1 save 1805 00:56:01,130 --> 00:56:03,820 state just in case we fucked it 1806 00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:04,440 up. 1807 00:56:05,100 --> 00:56:06,760 And I tell you what, we might 1808 00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:09,180 even save it there as well. 1809 00:56:17,720 --> 00:56:18,500 Mission two. 1810 00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,080 And then we'll go to bed. 1811 00:56:20,300 --> 00:56:21,300 Oh, wait, wait, wait. 1812 00:56:21,380 --> 00:56:22,460 How long have we been streaming? 1813 00:56:22,560 --> 00:56:23,220 Yeah, we've been an hour. 1814 00:56:23,420 --> 00:56:24,360 We'll do another mission. 1815 00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:26,100 Another bit of Cockney boots. 1816 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:26,800 And then bedtime. 1817 00:56:27,020 --> 00:56:28,480 You know, I want to keep these. 1818 00:56:28,860 --> 00:56:29,620 We'll do one minute. 1819 00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:31,310 We'll try and keep the line 1820 00:56:31,310 --> 00:56:32,720 going each night. 1821 00:56:33,060 --> 00:56:33,980 I can't promise you. 1822 00:56:34,180 --> 00:56:35,140 But I will try. 1823 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,840 Maybe the afternoon as well. 1824 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:40,980 But that'll be a different game. 1825 00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:41,460 Hello. 1826 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,460 Hello. 1827 00:56:41,460 --> 00:56:41,460 Hello. 1828 00:56:42,460 --> 00:56:42,800 What? 1829 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:44,800 Thanks for the tip. 1830 00:56:46,960 --> 00:56:47,840 Yeah, all right. 1831 00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:48,300 I'm listening. 1832 00:56:48,960 --> 00:56:50,300 Rise and shine, Marky boy. 1833 00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:51,960 You've got word to do. 1834 00:56:52,140 --> 00:56:53,420 So he slept in the car, is it? 1835 00:56:53,420 --> 00:56:54,160 Get on with it, Jolson. 1836 00:56:54,380 --> 00:56:55,820 Did he sleep in his car outside 1837 00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:56,380 the house? 1838 00:56:56,460 --> 00:56:57,750 Or did the Jolson boys put him 1839 00:56:57,750 --> 00:56:58,900 into the car and now he's just 1840 00:56:58,900 --> 00:56:59,440 woke up? 1841 00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:02,720 I want you to pay your old pals 1842 00:57:02,720 --> 00:57:05,920 down in some of her visit. 1843 00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:07,540 Thrift Street, innit? 1844 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:09,120 I want you to let Nick Collins 1845 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,040 know you're no longer friends. 1846 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,280 What's this all about, Charlie? 1847 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,000 I want you to do a little DIY. 1848 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:18,340 A DIY? 1849 00:57:18,900 --> 00:57:20,060 I'm not sure I'll get you. 1850 00:57:20,360 --> 00:57:21,170 I want you to read Mortal 1851 00:57:21,170 --> 00:57:22,450 Collins' Restaurant, The 1852 00:57:22,450 --> 00:57:23,140 Republic. 1853 00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:25,560 I mean trash it. 1854 00:57:26,300 --> 00:57:28,080 Smash the place to pieces. 1855 00:57:29,080 --> 00:57:30,200 Crucify them. 1856 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,620 No, wait. 1857 00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,400 Talk's the place. 1858 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:34,540 You got me. 1859 00:57:35,060 --> 00:57:36,170 Don't lead them to that place, 1860 00:57:36,170 --> 00:57:38,040 the towering fucking inferno. 1861 00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,790 You're off your fucking rocker, 1862 00:57:39,790 --> 00:57:40,480 Charlie. 1863 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:40,960 Are you? 1864 00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:42,320 That's my old turf. 1865 00:57:42,860 --> 00:57:43,780 They're friends of mine. 1866 00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:44,780 You heard me. 1867 00:57:45,260 --> 00:57:46,100 Just get on with it. 1868 00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:47,720 I'd better be seeing the 1869 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,980 Republic on the 6 o'clock news, 1870 00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,080 or your boy will be all over 1871 00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:52,300 the headlines by 10. 1872 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,660 I don't want any excuses, Hammond. 1873 00:57:55,180 --> 00:57:56,090 Just do the job if you want to 1874 00:57:56,090 --> 00:57:57,280 see your kid alive. 1875 00:57:58,720 --> 00:58:00,020 Great bit of writing. 1876 00:58:00,100 --> 00:58:01,860 I want to see the Republic on 1877 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,420 the 6 o'clock news, 1878 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,130 otherwise it's going to be your 1879 00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:07,050 little boy on the 10 o'clock 1880 00:58:07,050 --> 00:58:07,460 news. 1881 00:58:08,460 --> 00:58:09,260 Kind of paraphrase. 1882 00:58:09,340 --> 00:58:10,440 I didn't get the quote right 1883 00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:11,080 there, but... 1884 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:12,230 Crazy bit of business 1885 00:58:12,230 --> 00:58:13,680 altogether, isn't it? 1886 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,930 So, we're going to have some 1887 00:58:14,930 --> 00:58:15,480 coffee. 1888 00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,300 I love this catchphrase. 1889 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:18,920 De facto catchphrase. 1890 00:58:19,260 --> 00:58:19,400 I love it. 1891 00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:21,620 Turn that volume down. 1892 00:58:23,680 --> 00:58:23,790 And now we're going to go for a 1893 00:58:23,790 --> 00:58:25,910 lovely little drive around 1894 00:58:25,910 --> 00:58:26,820 London. 1895 00:58:26,940 --> 00:58:27,940 You see some nice sights. 1896 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:28,910 Anyone living over there 1897 00:58:28,910 --> 00:58:29,880 watching the stream? 1898 00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:31,490 There's plenty of diaspora 1899 00:58:31,490 --> 00:58:32,080 there. 1900 00:58:32,520 --> 00:58:34,940 Maybe this is really making you 1901 00:58:34,940 --> 00:58:36,400 not yearn for home, 1902 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,660 because you're just seeing 1903 00:58:37,660 --> 00:58:38,740 where you actually live 1904 00:58:38,740 --> 00:58:40,000 replicated in the game. 1905 00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:41,440 Oh! 1906 00:58:42,220 --> 00:58:43,600 That's a bit naughty. 1907 00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:45,940 Stop! 1908 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,400 I need your details. 1909 00:58:47,900 --> 00:58:49,190 Someone there after my 1910 00:58:49,190 --> 00:58:50,520 insurance details. 1911 00:58:50,700 --> 00:58:52,000 I'm in a Range Rover and it's gassed 1912 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:52,560 already. 1913 00:58:52,700 --> 00:58:52,840 Look. 1914 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:56,040 Gaseous clay. 1915 00:58:58,120 --> 00:59:00,320 Killian Cunningham. 1916 00:59:00,420 --> 00:59:01,220 Thank you very much. 1917 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:02,480 Nearly called you Cunningham. 1918 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:02,920 Then. 1919 00:59:03,780 --> 00:59:05,260 Solomon Ratchford Simpson. 1920 00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:06,220 Thank you very much. 1921 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,540 A pineapple I hope I do. 1922 00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:08,860 I only just watched the old getaway 1923 00:59:08,860 --> 00:59:10,120 streams back the other week. 1924 00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:11,520 Thanks very much. 1925 00:59:11,580 --> 00:59:12,580 And it's a shame that we never 1926 00:59:12,580 --> 00:59:13,400 got to finish that, 1927 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,820 because I was playing that on 1928 00:59:14,820 --> 00:59:15,980 the PlayStation 3, 1929 00:59:16,460 --> 00:59:18,580 which had a PS2 emulator in it. 1930 00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:20,270 I should have just played it on 1931 00:59:20,270 --> 00:59:20,740 this, 1932 00:59:20,820 --> 00:59:22,300 because despite the cutscenes 1933 00:59:22,300 --> 00:59:24,010 being played at a kind of a 1934 00:59:24,010 --> 00:59:27,080 weird 50, 60, 75% pace, 1935 00:59:28,020 --> 00:59:29,980 the gameplay is fluid. 1936 00:59:31,780 --> 00:59:33,300 Jack the Hat and Phil Eglinton. 1937 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:34,240 Thank you very much. 1938 00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:35,610 And Mark, formerly known as 1939 00:59:35,610 --> 00:59:36,400 Sweet Beasts, 1940 00:59:36,460 --> 00:59:37,660 who's got that Diatalon video. 1941 00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:38,740 But now that I've got it, I'm 1942 00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:39,740 not sure whether or not I want 1943 00:59:39,740 --> 00:59:40,260 to... 1944 00:59:40,260 --> 00:59:41,020 Yeah, we will see it. 1945 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:41,580 We will see it. 1946 00:59:42,300 --> 00:59:43,140 We'll have to get out here. 1947 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,620 Range Rover is gassed already. 1948 00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:45,830 Not a great advert for those 1949 00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:46,240 cars. 1950 00:59:47,260 --> 00:59:47,790 And apparently they're an 1951 00:59:47,790 --> 00:59:49,410 absolute pain in the arse to 1952 00:59:49,410 --> 00:59:50,700 have to maintain. 1953 00:59:50,820 --> 00:59:52,110 But I mean, if you've got the 1954 00:59:52,110 --> 00:59:53,690 money to shell out on a gas guzzling 1955 00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:55,060 monstrosity like that, 1956 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,090 you probably care a little much 1957 00:59:57,090 --> 00:59:59,040 for the maintenance of it. 1958 00:59:59,940 --> 01:00:01,000 Maybe we'll get a cab. 1959 01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,260 See how fast these cabs go. 1960 01:00:06,560 --> 01:00:07,340 Marky Mark. 1961 01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:08,420 Thanks very much. 1962 01:00:08,500 --> 01:00:10,000 Phil Eglinton to Jack the Hat. 1963 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:15,920 Now we're in a traditional Cockney 1964 01:00:15,920 --> 01:00:18,420 London cab. 1965 01:00:19,060 --> 01:00:19,630 It's not that traditional 1966 01:00:19,630 --> 01:00:21,060 though because it's green. 1967 01:00:21,260 --> 01:00:22,280 And it should be black. 1968 01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:25,380 And now the filth are after us. 1969 01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:26,540 We have a complete loss. 1970 01:00:27,540 --> 01:00:28,560 Not too soon though. 1971 01:00:28,660 --> 01:00:29,610 And the filth have set up a 1972 01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:30,460 roadblock here. 1973 01:00:30,980 --> 01:00:31,680 Fuck the hell. 1974 01:00:32,580 --> 01:00:33,660 The filth have guns. 1975 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:35,140 It's armed response unit. 1976 01:00:35,920 --> 01:00:37,000 Armed response unit. 1977 01:00:37,180 --> 01:00:38,860 Opening fire as we speak. 1978 01:00:39,180 --> 01:00:40,290 But I've managed to get past 1979 01:00:40,290 --> 01:00:41,610 the crazy bit of business 1980 01:00:41,610 --> 01:00:42,480 altogether. 1981 01:00:43,200 --> 01:00:45,360 As we move onwards and upwards 1982 01:00:45,360 --> 01:00:46,920 through Hackney. 1983 01:00:47,140 --> 01:00:48,040 Or Hackney Wick. 1984 01:00:48,260 --> 01:00:48,860 Or I don't know. 1985 01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:50,310 We're coming down towards the BFI 1986 01:00:50,310 --> 01:00:51,100 building now. 1987 01:00:51,620 --> 01:00:53,120 On the safe bank. 1988 01:00:53,460 --> 01:00:54,670 So maybe we're not in Hackney 1989 01:00:54,670 --> 01:00:55,180 Wick. 1990 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:55,880 I'm not sure. 1991 01:00:59,140 --> 01:01:00,380 Slumberina there was saying 1992 01:01:00,380 --> 01:01:01,860 that that's the BFI building. 1993 01:01:02,060 --> 01:01:02,920 Is it really though? 1994 01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:03,920 Because it looks. 1995 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:05,520 Looks like it's. 1996 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:06,920 It's like a roundabout. 1997 01:01:06,980 --> 01:01:08,000 It's a roundabout that goes 1998 01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:08,560 around it. 1999 01:01:08,820 --> 01:01:09,870 Looks like a load of offices or 2000 01:01:09,870 --> 01:01:10,560 something. 2001 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,630 I want to say a big thanks to 2002 01:01:15,630 --> 01:01:17,280 Muammar Gaddafi. 2003 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,200 And Shaz and Dive. 2004 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:22,680 Very well right. 2005 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:27,500 And Doylerium. 2006 01:01:27,580 --> 01:01:28,380 Thank you very much. 2007 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,580 And we just killed someone. 2008 01:01:33,900 --> 01:01:34,380 Unfortunately. 2009 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,360 Just outside the Tate Modern. 2010 01:01:37,140 --> 01:01:38,440 If he manages to pick himself 2011 01:01:38,440 --> 01:01:38,920 up. 2012 01:01:39,040 --> 01:01:39,750 All he has to do is lean 2013 01:01:39,750 --> 01:01:40,660 against the wall. 2014 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:41,770 So it doesn't feel as bad when 2015 01:01:41,770 --> 01:01:43,060 you hit someone in this game. 2016 01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:45,340 We might be able to go and see 2017 01:01:45,340 --> 01:01:47,710 the Daniel Craig building as 2018 01:01:47,710 --> 01:01:48,960 well there. 2019 01:01:50,260 --> 01:01:50,820 Nathan. 2020 01:01:53,260 --> 01:01:54,800 If MI6 building. 2021 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,540 The MI6 building. 2022 01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:57,700 Was made. 2023 01:01:58,380 --> 01:01:59,320 Back when this. 2024 01:02:00,940 --> 01:02:01,420 Jarby. 2025 01:02:01,540 --> 01:02:02,220 This game was made. 2026 01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:02,620 I'm not sure. 2027 01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:03,360 I'm sure it was made. 2028 01:02:03,540 --> 01:02:04,560 But was it redesigned? 2029 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:05,500 I'm not sure. 2030 01:02:07,620 --> 01:02:08,500 Fucking hell. 2031 01:02:09,340 --> 01:02:10,240 What's he doing? 2032 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,240 Yeah. 2033 01:02:17,460 --> 01:02:18,020 Yeah. 2034 01:02:18,100 --> 01:02:19,330 The cost of doing business in 2035 01:02:19,330 --> 01:02:20,080 London City. 2036 01:02:20,580 --> 01:02:21,940 It's a high price. 2037 01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:23,730 Especially when I'm driving 2038 01:02:23,730 --> 01:02:24,420 around. 2039 01:02:24,860 --> 01:02:25,520 Like this. 2040 01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:27,300 Like an effing maniac. 2041 01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:34,010 Oh, fucking hell, fucking 2042 01:02:34,010 --> 01:02:36,340 fucking hell, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, 2043 01:02:36,340 --> 01:02:38,400 what, what, oi, oi, you what, 2044 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:40,360 what, oi, covent garden? 2045 01:02:40,880 --> 01:02:42,120 Pull over, pull over! 2046 01:02:42,360 --> 01:02:45,720 So we should actually be down 2047 01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,870 near, I don't know man, 2048 01:02:48,870 --> 01:02:52,320 geographical knowledge of 2049 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,700 London is not great now, but 2050 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:57,180 maybe we are near Soho where we're 2051 01:02:57,180 --> 01:02:58,140 meant to be going. 2052 01:02:58,140 --> 01:03:00,440 Oh yeah, we're getting 2053 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,320 indicators now. 2054 01:03:02,320 --> 01:03:04,060 Oi, wrong way, who's not? 2055 01:03:04,060 --> 01:03:05,490 Leave it out, oi, oi, what, 2056 01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:06,830 leave it out, oi, oi, your 2057 01:03:06,830 --> 01:03:07,500 mother! 2058 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:10,520 You mug, you mug. 2059 01:03:12,300 --> 01:03:13,380 You once, you slag, stick it in 2060 01:03:13,380 --> 01:03:16,310 the onion bag, oi, oi, oi, you 2061 01:03:16,310 --> 01:03:20,020 what, you what, you what, oi, oi. 2062 01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:23,430 Now, down here, I turn, take a 2063 01:03:23,430 --> 01:03:25,820 turn for the worst. 2064 01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:27,370 It's not Mayfair, Jack, it's 2065 01:03:27,370 --> 01:03:28,480 not Mayfair, but we're near 2066 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:29,520 enough, as I'd say. 2067 01:03:32,060 --> 01:03:31,920 And it's, it's not Mayfair, and 2068 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:34,270 it's definitely not Playfair, 2069 01:03:34,270 --> 01:03:36,650 because I'm running people over 2070 01:03:36,650 --> 01:03:37,680 at pace. 2071 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:40,160 We just save that state. 2072 01:03:40,980 --> 01:03:41,600 Quick move! 2073 01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,760 We get out, and here we go. 2074 01:03:45,180 --> 01:03:45,940 It's all on. 2075 01:03:47,300 --> 01:03:48,320 You better watch out. 2076 01:03:49,660 --> 01:03:50,630 We're about to spill a bit of 2077 01:03:50,630 --> 01:03:51,540 claret. 2078 01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:53,280 I hope none of you guys 2079 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:55,820 watching this are squeamish, 2080 01:03:55,820 --> 01:03:58,420 because I've got a shooter, and 2081 01:03:58,420 --> 01:04:01,360 shit's about to pop off in Incha. 2082 01:04:03,260 --> 01:04:04,960 Just a lovely little touch 2083 01:04:04,960 --> 01:04:06,920 there, just to overemphasize 2084 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:09,070 the dark cockney moves that we're 2085 01:04:09,070 --> 01:04:10,740 about to experience. 2086 01:04:11,100 --> 01:04:11,860 It's a crazy bit of business. 2087 01:04:12,000 --> 01:04:12,940 Thanks very much for tuning in, 2088 01:04:12,940 --> 01:04:13,440 everyone. 2089 01:04:13,620 --> 01:04:14,100 Midnight. 2090 01:04:15,300 --> 01:04:16,440 You can go to bed, or you can 2091 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:19,160 watch me torch down Republic, 2092 01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,640 which is a high, upper-class 2093 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:25,040 eatery in Soho, frequented by wankers. 2094 01:04:25,140 --> 01:04:25,880 I would imagine. 2095 01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:28,260 Seen this lad. 2096 01:04:31,060 --> 01:04:30,620 That was the last time you were 2097 01:04:30,620 --> 01:04:32,700 going to go to Republic for 2098 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,980 your dinner. 2099 01:04:34,740 --> 01:04:35,580 Hey, what you're doing standing 2100 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:36,850 out there should have been 2101 01:04:36,850 --> 01:04:38,780 having your ding-ding, sunshine. 2102 01:04:41,480 --> 01:04:42,620 No, no! 2103 01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:45,380 Tell Charlie, banana man's here. 2104 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:48,480 Fucking hell. 2105 01:04:49,060 --> 01:04:49,620 Back off. 2106 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:50,300 Fucking hell. 2107 01:04:50,300 --> 01:04:50,800 Back off. 2108 01:04:50,800 --> 01:04:52,800 *Clears* 2109 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:54,800 *Clears* 2110 01:04:54,800 --> 01:04:56,800 Oi! 2111 01:04:56,800 --> 01:04:58,800 Oi! 2112 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:01,860 Sorry about that, I didn't 2113 01:05:01,860 --> 01:05:02,800 realise, I thought he was a... 2114 01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,980 I thought he was a troublemaker, 2115 01:05:04,980 --> 01:05:06,800 I absolutely yetied him. 2116 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:07,670 And this guy here, I don't 2117 01:05:07,670 --> 01:05:08,580 think he's a troublemaker as 2118 01:05:08,580 --> 01:05:09,680 well, but we need to make sure 2119 01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:10,800 that no one is gonna... 2120 01:05:10,800 --> 01:05:13,620 You don't want anyone to grass, 2121 01:05:13,620 --> 01:05:16,320 tell any two tails like a canary 2122 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,800 down the whistling mine. 2123 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,230 Make sure you take all these 2124 01:05:21,230 --> 01:05:23,280 canaries out, because they'll 2125 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:25,090 only fucking whistle when they're 2126 01:05:25,090 --> 01:05:27,620 being roughed up by the Ros filth. 2127 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:29,970 Okay, we're going to get a 2128 01:05:29,970 --> 01:05:33,100 little bit yeti on this as well. 2129 01:05:33,100 --> 01:05:39,320 Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Oi, Oi, 2130 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:43,580 Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Oi, Yeti, Yeti, 2131 01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:47,580 Yeti, Oi, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, Yeti, 2132 01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:48,160 Yeti, Yeti, You what? 2133 01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:52,490 Oi, Oi, Oi, Oi, You what? You 2134 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:57,720 what? Oi, Oi, Oi, Come on! 2135 01:05:58,280 --> 01:05:59,890 Ok, now we're gonna just show 2136 01:05:59,890 --> 01:06:01,490 you a little bit of Yeti before 2137 01:06:01,490 --> 01:06:03,090 we carry on. I love the music 2138 01:06:03,090 --> 01:06:04,700 in the game as well, it's got a 2139 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,880 nice bit of jazz. 2140 01:06:05,880 --> 01:06:07,660 Or whatever the hell you call 2141 01:06:07,660 --> 01:06:08,880 that bit of funk. 2142 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:13,850 Lovely bit of Yeti, hopefully 2143 01:06:13,850 --> 01:06:18,440 the stream doesn't get taken 2144 01:06:18,440 --> 01:06:19,880 down. 2145 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,080 This is what we're gonna do in 2146 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:30,430 a minute. We're gonna, we're 2147 01:06:30,430 --> 01:06:31,790 watching a cinematic version of 2148 01:06:31,790 --> 01:06:33,090 what's about to go down inside 2149 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:33,800 the Republic. 2150 01:06:36,120 --> 01:06:36,300 The bar and eatery, the 2151 01:06:36,300 --> 01:06:38,870 Republic, a restaurant, not 2152 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:40,920 this country here. 2153 01:06:50,200 --> 01:06:47,690 Lovely bit of business in the 2154 01:06:47,690 --> 01:06:51,960 bedroom there. 2155 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:14,760 Great stuff. 2156 01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:14,760 Great stuff. 2157 01:07:20,760 --> 01:07:21,720 Thanks for the tip. 2158 01:07:21,720 --> 01:07:22,960 It's funny how it goes from 2159 01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,520 super violence to just, you're 2160 01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:25,040 all right. 2161 01:07:28,040 --> 01:07:28,680 I cut that. 2162 01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:29,760 Anyway, you know what the crack 2163 01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:30,200 is there. 2164 01:07:30,240 --> 01:07:31,370 We're not gonna watch the Billy 2165 01:07:31,370 --> 01:07:32,520 Connolly suggested video, 2166 01:07:33,160 --> 01:07:34,500 because we've got better stuff 2167 01:07:34,500 --> 01:07:36,320 to be doing at the moment. 2168 01:07:36,660 --> 01:07:37,390 That's not a slight on Billy 2169 01:07:37,390 --> 01:07:37,960 Connolly. 2170 01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,090 It's very funny, but we've got 2171 01:07:39,090 --> 01:07:40,160 a game to play here because 2172 01:07:40,160 --> 01:07:41,160 people want to get to bed. 2173 01:07:42,120 --> 01:07:43,080 So here we are. 2174 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:44,800 It's all about to, it's all 2175 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,940 about to get a little bit dodgy. 2176 01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:56,980 F1. Save the state. 2177 01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:06,100 Unlucky, eh? 2178 01:08:07,860 --> 01:08:08,260 Help! 2179 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:09,140 Don't let me... 2180 01:08:09,140 --> 01:08:10,740 Will we yeti these civilians? 2181 01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:12,850 Can we yeti the civilians 2182 01:08:12,850 --> 01:08:13,780 please? 2183 01:08:15,300 --> 01:08:15,860 Can we yeti... 2184 01:08:15,860 --> 01:08:17,060 Can you fucking yeti them? 2185 01:08:20,180 --> 01:08:20,900 Sorry about that. 2186 01:08:22,260 --> 01:08:22,820 Yeti! 2187 01:08:28,660 --> 01:08:31,050 there's Phil Mitchell there 2188 01:08:31,050 --> 01:08:33,670 Phil dressed up to the nines to 2189 01:08:33,670 --> 01:08:36,100 the gills he was sorry they're 2190 01:08:36,100 --> 01:08:36,900 a game a bit loud 2191 01:08:40,340 --> 01:08:42,370 no shoot no shoot okay no 2192 01:08:42,370 --> 01:08:45,270 someone's got a shotgun he's 2193 01:08:45,270 --> 01:08:47,540 got a sword off you want to 2194 01:08:47,540 --> 01:08:48,340 make sure you 2195 01:08:48,340 --> 01:08:50,460 take him out faster than you 2196 01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,310 thought you could have done 2197 01:08:52,310 --> 01:08:54,520 before yeah oh for fuck's sake 2198 01:08:54,520 --> 01:08:55,140 you mug 2199 01:08:55,140 --> 01:09:00,500 and there we hopefully we load 2200 01:09:00,500 --> 01:09:05,250 reload the stage where we were 2201 01:09:05,250 --> 01:09:07,380 great stuff 2202 01:09:12,260 --> 01:09:11,880 fuck you fuck out of the 2203 01:09:11,880 --> 01:09:16,890 fucking way I'll get you boy 2204 01:09:16,890 --> 01:09:20,350 boy help help all right we'll 2205 01:09:20,350 --> 01:09:22,420 do it just do a little bit of 2206 01:09:22,420 --> 01:09:22,940 lean in here 2207 01:09:22,940 --> 01:09:25,320 cockney's strangest families 2208 01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:27,340 thank you very much is that 2209 01:09:27,340 --> 01:09:30,080 good man thank you very paddy norton 2210 01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:30,800 tim reedy 2211 01:09:30,800 --> 01:09:32,510 thank you very much and flambagging 2212 01:09:32,510 --> 01:09:33,920 nine mill jill it's a crazy bit 2213 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:36,020 of business chas and dave doylerium 2214 01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,430 sorry just need to do a little 2215 01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:40,830 bit of leanage here lean back 2216 01:09:40,830 --> 01:09:42,830 you can't do a lean on the 2217 01:09:42,830 --> 01:09:44,000 stairs you need 2218 01:09:44,000 --> 01:09:46,280 to go down and fucking lean on 2219 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:49,840 a flat surface like here right 2220 01:09:49,840 --> 01:09:57,840 thank god it's leaning look we 2221 01:09:57,840 --> 01:10:01,640 play yeti in the background 2222 01:10:01,640 --> 01:10:02,360 what's going on 2223 01:10:02,360 --> 01:10:07,880 so we need a bit of eastenders 2224 01:10:07,880 --> 01:10:10,220 music maybe 2225 01:10:10,220 --> 01:10:15,220 eastenders theme 2226 01:10:15,220 --> 01:10:20,790 we'll keep that we'll keep yeti 2227 01:10:20,790 --> 01:10:25,910 we'll leave yeti for a bit and 2228 01:10:25,910 --> 01:10:31,350 we'll just hit these guys with 2229 01:10:31,350 --> 01:10:33,080 a bit of uh... 2230 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:35,080 uh... 2231 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:35,930 I'll just put the fucking 2232 01:10:35,930 --> 01:10:36,850 volume down in the end of the 2233 01:10:36,850 --> 01:10:37,080 game... 2234 01:10:37,080 --> 01:10:37,790 I'll just put the fucking 2235 01:10:37,790 --> 01:10:38,580 volume down in the end of the 2236 01:10:38,580 --> 01:10:39,080 game... 2237 01:10:39,080 --> 01:10:41,280 Tim reedy thank you very very 2238 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:43,080 very very much... 2239 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:45,760 what we'll do is we'll yeti it 2240 01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:50,080 up... and we'll eastenders it 2241 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:55,080 at the end of the fucking game... 2242 01:11:03,080 --> 01:11:04,830 he's coming he's fucking coming 2243 01:11:04,830 --> 01:11:06,080 down now son... 2244 01:11:10,080 --> 01:11:12,080 oh my god... oh my god... 2245 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:14,080 fucking hell... 2246 01:11:22,080 --> 01:11:23,080 get him... 2247 01:11:23,080 --> 01:11:24,080 come on maggot... 2248 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:25,080 get him... 2249 01:11:25,080 --> 01:11:27,080 watch out up there... 2250 01:11:27,080 --> 01:11:28,080 get him... 2251 01:11:28,080 --> 01:11:29,080 fucking hell... 2252 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:30,080 get him... 2253 01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,510 - Yes, sir! - You fucking 2254 01:11:31,510 --> 01:11:32,080 shotgun. 2255 01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:34,080 - Ah! - Ah! 2256 01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:40,400 OK, sorry about that. We're 2257 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:42,080 going to just reload there. 2258 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:44,080 - Have you done? - I saved it! 2259 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,320 - Well, it sounds like you're 2260 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,080 being burgled. 2261 01:11:46,080 --> 01:11:47,280 - You want a cup of tea, love? 2262 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:48,080 - Yeah, lovely. 2263 01:11:48,080 --> 01:11:50,080 Is there any hot water, Mum? 2264 01:11:50,080 --> 01:11:51,310 Fucking hell, from the 2265 01:11:51,310 --> 01:11:52,080 beginning. 2266 01:11:52,080 --> 01:11:54,080 - Huh? What are you doing? 2267 01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,080 Moving! 2268 01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:59,710 - Oh, look at that. - Look, we're 2269 01:11:59,710 --> 01:12:02,080 all friends here. 2270 01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,110 - That lad just got... Yes, 2271 01:12:05,110 --> 01:12:07,950 these are innocents, I think, 2272 01:12:07,950 --> 01:12:09,080 are they? 2273 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,080 - Oof! 2274 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:18,080 - Oi, oi! 2275 01:12:20,080 --> 01:12:22,080 - They fell for you! 2276 01:12:22,080 --> 01:12:24,080 - Don't kill me! Don't kill me! 2277 01:12:24,080 --> 01:12:24,720 Oh, give me. 2278 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:30,440 No, no! 2279 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:32,440 No, no! 2280 01:12:32,440 --> 01:12:33,710 Do you want to know what time 2281 01:12:33,710 --> 01:12:34,440 will he own? 2282 01:12:34,980 --> 01:12:36,100 About half eight. 2283 01:12:37,780 --> 01:12:39,860 Get down in there! 2284 01:12:39,860 --> 01:12:40,540 Fucking hell! 2285 01:12:41,300 --> 01:12:42,820 You solo nonce. 2286 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,180 He just called someone a nonce. 2287 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:50,220 Fucking hell, kill him. 2288 01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:52,360 Fucking mutt it. 2289 01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,920 Save that. Do a bit of leaning. 2290 01:12:54,920 --> 01:12:55,360 It's great. 2291 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:56,430 We're doing it. We're doing it. 2292 01:12:56,430 --> 01:12:56,880 We're doing it. 2293 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:00,130 Tim Reedy, thank you very, very 2294 01:13:00,130 --> 01:13:00,480 much. 2295 01:13:00,700 --> 01:13:01,680 And Sandra Joyce. 2296 01:13:02,360 --> 01:13:04,160 Rejoice to the Sandra. 2297 01:13:05,140 --> 01:13:06,500 We're about to go absolutely 2298 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:07,620 rejoicefully 2299 01:13:07,620 --> 01:13:09,560 into the night 2300 01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:11,280 after we torch this place. 2301 01:13:11,880 --> 01:13:13,580 And send it into a pile of rubble. 2302 01:13:14,280 --> 01:13:15,460 Because Charlie Joseph 2303 01:13:15,460 --> 01:13:17,380 wants to see this on the 6 o'clock 2304 01:13:17,380 --> 01:13:17,840 news. 2305 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,040 Otherwise, 2306 01:13:19,580 --> 01:13:20,200 it's going to be my boy on the 2307 01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,320 10 o'clock news. 2308 01:13:21,320 --> 01:13:22,160 You know what you've got? 2309 01:13:22,380 --> 01:13:23,200 You're dead! 2310 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:27,060 I've got a shotgun now. 2311 01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:27,720 Get it! 2312 01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:30,060 Get it! 2313 01:13:32,220 --> 01:13:32,980 Get it! 2314 01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,140 Here we go. 2315 01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,220 Get it! 2316 01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,460 Is he coming? Is he coming up? 2317 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:38,420 Over! 2318 01:13:39,260 --> 01:13:40,740 Way out of all the mark. 2319 01:13:40,740 --> 01:13:41,440 You're way out of all the mark. 2320 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,520 You're coming in here with a 2321 01:13:42,520 --> 01:13:43,060 shotgun. 2322 01:13:43,060 --> 01:13:43,210 You're coming in here with a 2323 01:13:43,210 --> 01:13:43,320 shotgun. 2324 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:49,180 Here we are! 2325 01:13:49,180 --> 01:13:50,180 Come on, Sam. 2326 01:13:50,180 --> 01:13:51,140 Why's your being burgled? 2327 01:13:51,220 --> 01:13:52,040 You're being burgled? 2328 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:52,180 You're being burgled? 2329 01:13:52,180 --> 01:13:53,280 Yeah, love it. 2330 01:13:53,340 --> 01:13:54,380 Make your booty to see you out. 2331 01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:55,100 You're only off water, man. 2332 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,220 It's time to get jiggy with it. 2333 01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:00,620 Will Smith style, yeah? 2334 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,440 Big Willie style. 2335 01:14:03,400 --> 01:14:04,940 Where's that Big Willie style 2336 01:14:04,940 --> 01:14:07,220 CD I ordered off Amazon? 2337 01:14:09,220 --> 01:14:10,420 I had the original copy I 2338 01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:11,420 bought off eBay. 2339 01:14:11,820 --> 01:14:13,180 It was signed and everything. 2340 01:14:13,500 --> 01:14:14,620 Big Willie style. 2341 01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,940 Love that, I do. 2342 01:14:17,400 --> 01:14:18,980 What's that song he done in 2343 01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:20,900 Miami about the millennium? 2344 01:14:21,940 --> 01:14:23,800 It was, it was top drawer. 2345 01:14:26,100 --> 01:14:26,840 Tell you what. 2346 01:14:27,740 --> 01:14:28,500 Get it all in here! 2347 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:35,260 Sam and all, boy. 2348 01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:36,260 Mark it! 2349 01:14:36,620 --> 01:14:37,660 Get back over here! 2350 01:14:37,860 --> 01:14:38,440 Do you want to go? 2351 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,360 I want something to be out! 2352 01:14:39,380 --> 01:14:40,100 Let's move him, people. 2353 01:14:40,180 --> 01:14:41,140 About half by. 2354 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:41,460 Shit! 2355 01:14:44,340 --> 01:14:45,100 Great stuff. 2356 01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:47,250 This is a great scenario we're 2357 01:14:47,250 --> 01:14:47,740 in here. 2358 01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:48,700 Sorry about the alarm. 2359 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:49,860 Could be a bit annoying. 2360 01:14:50,900 --> 01:14:51,780 That's a filth. 2361 01:14:52,440 --> 01:14:53,860 We just killed a filth. 2362 01:14:58,780 --> 01:14:59,360 Back off. 2363 01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:00,320 Back off. 2364 01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:01,180 Back off. 2365 01:15:01,580 --> 01:15:02,160 Back off. 2366 01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:05,280 Take the rules. 2367 01:15:05,280 --> 01:15:07,480 Get in the car. 2368 01:15:08,320 --> 01:15:09,360 Get in the car. 2369 01:15:09,360 --> 01:15:11,360 oh 2370 01:15:18,640 --> 01:15:22,640 that's what they're up now 2371 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:26,540 so we've managed to escape from 2372 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:30,160 one republic or whatever the 2373 01:15:30,160 --> 01:15:32,560 hell the name of the bar is 2374 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,080 oh now we're filled out of it 2375 01:15:35,080 --> 01:15:38,370 filth mitchell gonna run this 2376 01:15:38,370 --> 01:15:41,700 boy she's gone she's brown 2377 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:42,560 bread 2378 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:47,120 fuck 2379 01:15:57,360 --> 01:16:15,120 that's it we've done it you slag 2380 01:16:15,120 --> 01:16:17,600 you filth 2381 01:16:22,080 --> 01:16:24,740 charlie get out my pop son it's 2382 01:16:24,740 --> 01:16:27,210 alright all this death down 2383 01:16:27,210 --> 01:16:29,280 there and so all right charlie 2384 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:32,290 i've done what you asked i want 2385 01:16:32,290 --> 01:16:35,840 my kid back don't be hasty my 2386 01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:38,850 son i've got another errand i'd 2387 01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:39,040 like 2388 01:16:39,040 --> 01:16:41,330 you to do no way johnson you 2389 01:16:41,330 --> 01:16:44,050 almost got me killed down there 2390 01:16:44,050 --> 01:16:46,670 by other people old friends of 2391 01:16:46,670 --> 01:16:47,200 mine 2392 01:16:48,320 --> 01:16:50,550 and that ain't enough for you 2393 01:16:50,550 --> 01:16:52,780 is it you've got some serious 2394 01:16:52,780 --> 01:16:55,920 nerve you better look lively ammon 2395 01:16:55,920 --> 01:16:56,080 i 2396 01:16:56,080 --> 01:16:57,460 thought you were in hurry to 2397 01:16:57,460 --> 01:17:00,030 see your boy all right charlie 2398 01:17:00,030 --> 01:17:04,000 what do you want the locust 2399 01:17:05,280 --> 01:17:06,750 those naughty boys from jerry 2400 01:17:06,750 --> 01:17:08,950 street were having themselves a 2401 01:17:08,950 --> 01:17:09,920 little society 2402 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:12,470 bashed the reptilian gallery in 2403 01:17:12,470 --> 01:17:14,850 hyde park now i wonder what the 2404 01:17:14,850 --> 01:17:17,280 art crowd would think they knew 2405 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:17,680 the 2406 01:17:17,680 --> 01:17:20,140 14k were moving smack from the 2407 01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:22,260 basement you must be joking do 2408 01:17:22,260 --> 01:17:24,500 you want me to hit the triads i 2409 01:17:24,500 --> 01:17:25,440 don't 2410 01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:28,330 joke son now listen those 14k 2411 01:17:28,330 --> 01:17:30,800 bit of gallery there'd be all 2412 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,280 sorts of good passes running 2413 01:17:33,280 --> 01:17:34,000 around 2414 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:37,330 fucking hell sorry about that i 2415 01:17:37,330 --> 01:17:40,520 didn't actually know that was 2416 01:17:40,520 --> 01:17:43,020 going on uh how did they get 2417 01:17:43,020 --> 01:17:43,440 away 2418 01:17:43,440 --> 01:17:44,990 with that is all i'm trying to 2419 01:17:44,990 --> 01:17:46,640 think now because that's kind 2420 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:48,120 of snuck up on me i knew i knew 2421 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:48,560 there's 2422 01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:49,970 going to be violence and bad 2423 01:17:49,970 --> 01:17:51,520 language where i forgot about 2424 01:17:51,520 --> 01:17:53,510 that i will continue anyway now 2425 01:17:53,510 --> 01:17:54,480 my you don't 2426 01:17:54,480 --> 01:17:56,060 disturb them they get awful mad 2427 01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:57,380 damn boys if they feel like 2428 01:17:57,380 --> 01:17:59,260 they lost face over something i 2429 01:17:59,260 --> 01:18:00,960 need you to 2430 01:18:00,960 --> 01:18:02,880 lift a little something from 2431 01:18:02,880 --> 01:18:04,960 the basement however you gotta 2432 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:06,800 go in the front door to get it 2433 01:18:06,800 --> 01:18:07,760 yeah something 2434 01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,580 yeah it's uh an ornament for 2435 01:18:10,580 --> 01:18:13,060 the garden a terracotta soldier 2436 01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,440 but don't worry ain't a big one 2437 01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:17,520 yeah well 2438 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,590 am i gonna know which one hey 2439 01:18:19,590 --> 01:18:21,750 you can't miss it son it's the 2440 01:18:21,750 --> 01:18:23,820 one with a stupid grin now be 2441 01:18:23,820 --> 01:18:24,480 careful 2442 01:18:24,480 --> 01:18:27,060 it's fragile it's an historical 2443 01:18:27,060 --> 01:18:28,870 heirloom oh yeah and it 2444 01:18:28,870 --> 01:18:30,960 contains a kilo of a smack 2445 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:34,220 great stuff when you get it 2446 01:18:34,220 --> 01:18:36,380 meet me a reggie's you know the 2447 01:18:36,380 --> 01:18:38,710 sputty doggy mile we'll have a 2448 01:18:38,710 --> 01:18:39,440 nice little 2449 01:18:39,440 --> 01:18:42,580 drink love it great stuff so we're 2450 01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:45,160 being sent to retrieve a kilo 2451 01:18:45,160 --> 01:18:47,760 of heroin known as smack in the 2452 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:50,290 industry which is encased ensconced 2453 01:18:50,290 --> 01:18:52,400 in a little terracotta soldier 2454 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:54,480 which is in an art gallery and 2455 01:18:54,480 --> 01:18:54,880 it's the 2456 01:18:54,880 --> 01:18:56,440 triads that we're after here uh 2457 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:57,910 but we're we're gonna have to 2458 01:18:57,910 --> 01:18:59,320 leave that until uh tomorrow 2459 01:18:59,320 --> 01:19:00,160 because this is 2460 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,120 the end of this session i want 2461 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:03,650 to say a big thank you to 2462 01:19:03,650 --> 01:19:05,770 everybody who tuned in well out 2463 01:19:05,770 --> 01:19:06,880 the doc sondra 2464 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:10,800 joyce tim reedy connor and connor 2465 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,440 patrick thank you everyone for 2466 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:17,800 tuning in we're going to play 2467 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:19,120 out with 2468 01:19:19,120 --> 01:19:22,660 danny diyatlov auditions 2469 01:19:22,660 --> 01:19:24,640 fortune noble 2470 01:19:27,120 --> 01:19:29,230 crazy bit of business a load of 2471 01:19:29,230 --> 01:19:33,840 cockney garbage bow bow bow bow 2472 01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:37,740 diyatlov auditions okay great 2473 01:19:37,740 --> 01:19:41,490 stuff well that was it that was 2474 01:19:41,490 --> 01:19:45,240 eastenders and thank you very 2475 01:19:45,240 --> 01:19:46,400 much for 2476 01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:48,010 playing us out there eastenders 2477 01:19:48,010 --> 01:19:49,520 thanks very much for tuning in 2478 01:19:49,520 --> 01:19:51,100 we're gonna keep going at this 2479 01:19:51,100 --> 01:19:51,600 uh possibly 2480 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,580 tomorrow night again uh and the 2481 01:19:53,580 --> 01:19:55,300 night after if there if there 2482 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,970 has to be another series of 2483 01:19:56,970 --> 01:19:58,160 cockney moods then 2484 01:19:58,160 --> 01:19:59,400 i'm not sure if we're going to 2485 01:19:59,400 --> 01:20:00,650 be able to hit it nightly look 2486 01:20:00,650 --> 01:20:01,790 thanks for watching keep 2487 01:20:01,790 --> 01:20:02,560 subscribed and 2488 01:20:02,560 --> 01:20:04,270 you'll know when when we're 2489 01:20:04,270 --> 01:20:05,850 going online now without 2490 01:20:05,850 --> 01:20:08,080 further ado you've seen chernobyl 2491 01:20:08,080 --> 01:20:09,440 the hbo's chernobyl 2492 01:20:09,440 --> 01:20:11,150 well we managed to get a hold 2493 01:20:11,150 --> 01:20:12,930 of an audition tape with one of 2494 01:20:12,930 --> 01:20:14,940 an eastenders stalwart he wasn't 2495 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:15,440 a main 2496 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:18,130 player he was one of background 2497 01:20:18,130 --> 01:20:19,480 extras but he was in over a 2498 01:20:19,480 --> 01:20:21,900 thousand eastenders episodes he 2499 01:20:21,900 --> 01:20:22,800 never got his 2500 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,960 big break he did get one line 2501 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:27,370 in the queen vic one night just 2502 01:20:27,370 --> 01:20:29,580 saying what uh um but that was 2503 01:20:29,580 --> 01:20:29,840 it 2504 01:20:30,400 --> 01:20:31,150 they never gave him any more 2505 01:20:31,150 --> 01:20:32,560 after that apparently he was a 2506 01:20:32,560 --> 01:20:33,840 bit of a bollocks after he'd 2507 01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,480 had a drink 2508 01:20:34,480 --> 01:20:36,600 here he is it's none other than 2509 01:20:36,600 --> 01:20:38,810 diyatlov uh he did the audition 2510 01:20:38,810 --> 01:20:40,890 for for chernobyl it's it's 2511 01:20:40,890 --> 01:20:41,920 danny diyatlov 2512 01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:45,540 doing his his stuff here good 2513 01:20:45,540 --> 01:20:48,240 night god bless him peace 2514 01:20:48,240 --> 01:20:55,220 i'm gonna stay here and watch 2515 01:20:55,220 --> 01:21:02,260 it watcher danny diyatlov here 2516 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:06,540 head controller of the f*cking 2517 01:21:06,540 --> 01:21:07,280 chernobyl 2518 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,550 experience edit so he's edited 2519 01:21:09,550 --> 01:21:11,820 by mark formerly known as sweet 2520 01:21:11,820 --> 01:21:14,160 beast it's a it's an astounding 2521 01:21:14,160 --> 01:21:14,880 bit of work 2522 01:21:16,480 --> 01:21:18,780 something else i'm experiencing 2523 01:21:18,780 --> 01:21:20,960 some searing heat at the moment 2524 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,770 who left the eating on i've 2525 01:21:23,770 --> 01:21:25,440 come here 2526 01:21:25,440 --> 01:21:28,540 on a mission of f*cking mercy i 2527 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:31,320 was down the rat and whistle i 2528 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,630 heard an explosion step outside 2529 01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:35,680 i can see a f*cking 2530 01:21:35,680 --> 01:21:37,860 mushroom cloud in the sky now i 2531 01:21:37,860 --> 01:21:39,680 know that is one of you who 2532 01:21:39,680 --> 01:21:41,840 left the f*cking reactor on 2533 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:49,920 oh that reactor's f*cking hot 2534 01:21:49,920 --> 01:21:53,170 innit we're gonna be here a 2535 01:21:53,170 --> 01:21:55,080 long time so we get that 2536 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,560 reactor doused 2537 01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,340 stick the kettle on and no 2538 01:21:59,340 --> 01:22:02,660 prizes for guessing what kind 2539 01:22:02,660 --> 01:22:05,320 of tea it is pg tips because 2540 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:07,280 you're a bunch of f*cking chips 2541 01:22:09,520 --> 01:22:11,200 who f*cking did that someone 2542 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:12,860 leave it on or what we need to 2543 01:22:12,860 --> 01:22:14,420 get it fixed we need to get it 2544 01:22:14,420 --> 01:22:15,630 fixed and we need to get it 2545 01:22:15,630 --> 01:22:17,390 fixed nah because if it don't 2546 01:22:17,390 --> 01:22:19,160 get fixed it's never gonna get 2547 01:22:19,160 --> 01:22:19,600 fixed 2548 01:22:24,480 --> 01:22:26,620 get out of my f*cking reactor 2549 01:22:26,620 --> 01:22:28,780 call nah i like that one i like 2550 01:22:28,780 --> 01:22:29,440 that one 2551 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:33,300 up the apples and pears harry 2552 01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:36,320 up the apples and pears 2553 01:22:36,320 --> 01:22:38,060 oi sorry i saw another one 2554 01:22:38,060 --> 01:22:40,130 there in the suggested good uh 2555 01:22:40,130 --> 01:22:41,860 not to take away from that 2556 01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:43,650 amazing stuff you've done there 2557 01:22:43,650 --> 01:22:44,080 mark but 2558 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:45,590 someone actually went to the 2559 01:22:45,590 --> 01:22:47,220 problem the trouble of editing 2560 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,560 the real clips together 2561 01:22:48,560 --> 01:22:49,940 now the chance that my stream 2562 01:22:49,940 --> 01:22:51,510 could get taken down here let's 2563 01:22:51,510 --> 01:22:51,920 see this 2564 01:22:54,720 --> 01:22:56,810 Comrade the Atlas! Comrade the 2565 01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:57,700 Atlas! 2566 01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:00,590 Oi, oi! How's it going, you 2567 01:23:00,590 --> 01:23:02,060 reactor slags? 2568 01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:05,740 Where's Harry? I don't know. 2569 01:23:08,040 --> 01:23:08,650 There's a fire in the turbine 2570 01:23:08,650 --> 01:23:09,540 hall. 2571 01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:12,130 Oi, oi! Fucking reactor's on 2572 01:23:12,130 --> 01:23:13,760 fire, ain't it? 2573 01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,300 Who did it? I wanna know. 2574 01:23:16,300 --> 01:23:17,660 Sorry, sorry, sorry. I need to 2575 01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,900 credit where it's due here. 2576 01:23:18,900 --> 01:23:20,460 I actually forgot that this 2577 01:23:20,460 --> 01:23:21,200 existed. 2578 01:23:22,020 --> 01:23:23,840 This is GR Jonesy. 2579 01:23:23,920 --> 01:23:25,440 If you're out there, GR Jonesy, 2580 01:23:25,440 --> 01:23:27,900 make yourself known, man. 2581 01:23:28,040 --> 01:23:29,720 I really am impressed with this. 2582 01:23:31,200 --> 01:23:32,300 HBO's Chernobyl, you've never 2583 01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,200 seen it. 2584 01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:34,980 This was the original takes. 2585 01:23:35,060 --> 01:23:37,230 They had to reshoot this scene 2586 01:23:37,230 --> 01:23:39,000 with different actors 2587 01:23:39,000 --> 01:23:41,440 for some legal reason. 2588 01:23:41,540 --> 01:23:42,900 I'm not sure. Oh, fuck. 2589 01:23:43,680 --> 01:23:44,820 Can you hear me? Can you hear 2590 01:23:44,820 --> 01:23:45,260 me? 2591 01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:46,860 Oh, you can hear me. 2592 01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:48,680 We're gonna see it again now. 2593 01:23:49,180 --> 01:23:51,480 They had to reshoot the scene 2594 01:23:51,480 --> 01:23:53,060 from Chernobyl 2595 01:23:53,060 --> 01:23:54,220 with different actors. 2596 01:23:55,380 --> 01:23:56,860 But this was the original one. 2597 01:23:56,920 --> 01:23:57,930 This was the screen test they 2598 01:23:57,930 --> 01:23:58,220 did. 2599 01:23:58,560 --> 01:23:59,770 So let's have a little look at 2600 01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:00,260 that. 2601 01:24:01,720 --> 01:24:02,810 And it's got a lot of swearing 2602 01:24:02,810 --> 01:24:03,260 in it, 2603 01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,200 because it is Cockney. 2604 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:06,680 *Bang* 2605 01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:08,680 Comrade the Atlas! 2606 01:24:08,680 --> 01:24:10,680 Comrade the Atlas! 2607 01:24:10,680 --> 01:24:13,670 Oi oi! How's it going you 2608 01:24:13,670 --> 01:24:14,680 reactor slags? 2609 01:24:14,680 --> 01:24:16,680 Where's Harry? 2610 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,680 I don't know. 2611 01:24:18,680 --> 01:24:21,740 There's a fire in the turbine 2612 01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:22,680 hall. 2613 01:24:22,680 --> 01:24:25,860 Oi oi! Fucking reactor's on 2614 01:24:25,860 --> 01:24:26,680 fire innit? 2615 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:28,680 Who did it? I wanna know. 2616 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:30,680 I don't wanna know. Nah. 2617 01:24:30,680 --> 01:24:32,680 You fucked it up. 2618 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:36,680 No that's not- 2619 01:24:36,680 --> 01:24:38,360 Right! Stick the fucking kettle 2620 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:38,680 on. 2621 01:24:38,680 --> 01:24:41,590 You, Poindexter, get down the 2622 01:24:41,590 --> 01:24:43,790 shop and get a pack of custard 2623 01:24:43,790 --> 01:24:44,680 creams. 2624 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:48,680 Get those reaction rods fixed. 2625 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:48,680 Nah. 2626 01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:51,230 Otherwise, I'm gonna take them 2627 01:24:51,230 --> 01:24:53,170 out of the reactor and smash 2628 01:24:53,170 --> 01:24:54,680 your cabbage in with them. 2629 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:56,360 The control rods are still at 2630 01:24:56,360 --> 01:24:56,680 the- 2631 01:24:56,680 --> 01:24:58,060 What simpatures the reactor 2632 01:24:58,060 --> 01:24:58,680 call now? 2633 01:24:58,680 --> 01:25:00,680 There is no call. 2634 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:01,680 We're fucked. 2635 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:03,680 It exploded! The core exploded! 2636 01:25:03,680 --> 01:25:07,680 The lid is off. The stack is 2637 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:07,680 burning. I saw it. 2638 01:25:07,680 --> 01:25:09,170 It's gonna be a fucking meltdown, 2639 01:25:09,170 --> 01:25:09,680 you mug! 2640 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:10,850 Professor, don't worry, we did 2641 01:25:10,850 --> 01:25:11,680 everything right. 2642 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,680 Who did the damage? 2643 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:15,180 And who's about to fucking pay 2644 01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:15,680 for it? 2645 01:25:15,680 --> 01:25:20,160 Comrade Peruvoschenko, what you're 2646 01:25:20,160 --> 01:25:24,520 saying is physically impossible. 2647 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:27,680 The core can't explode. It has 2648 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:27,680 to be the tank. 2649 01:25:27,680 --> 01:25:27,910 If we fuck up now, we're all 2650 01:25:27,910 --> 01:25:28,200 for the chop. So let's stay put, 2651 01:25:28,200 --> 01:25:28,440 stay here and fucking do the 2652 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:28,650 job until the job gets done 2653 01:25:28,650 --> 01:25:28,950 until the morning. Because if 2654 01:25:28,950 --> 01:25:29,190 the job don't get done, he's 2655 01:25:29,190 --> 01:25:29,680 never gonna get done. 2656 01:25:29,680 --> 01:25:32,100 now we're all for the job so 2657 01:25:32,100 --> 01:25:34,850 let's stay put stay here and do 2658 01:25:34,850 --> 01:25:36,960 the job until the job gets done 2659 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:38,640 until the morning because if 2660 01:25:38,640 --> 01:25:40,160 the job don't get done he's 2661 01:25:40,160 --> 01:25:41,520 never going to get done 2662 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:42,520 it's still only a third of the 2663 01:25:42,520 --> 01:25:43,430 way in i don't know why i 2664 01:25:43,430 --> 01:25:45,360 already sent the trainees down 2665 01:25:45,360 --> 01:25:45,440 to 2666 01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:47,190 the reactor hall to lower them 2667 01:25:47,190 --> 01:25:49,080 by hand we're staying here we're 2668 01:25:49,080 --> 01:25:50,720 staying here until the till 2669 01:25:50,720 --> 01:25:53,170 the reactor is quenched does 2670 01:25:53,170 --> 01:25:55,740 does the reactor get quenched 2671 01:25:55,740 --> 01:25:58,400 does the reactor get quenched 2672 01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:01,440 it's gonna be a meltdown it's 2673 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,780 gonna be a nuclear meltdown we 2674 01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:07,520 did everything right 2675 01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:10,900 there we have it that's that 2676 01:26:10,900 --> 01:26:14,280 and i want to say a big big big 2677 01:26:14,280 --> 01:26:17,650 thank you to uh gr jonesy who 2678 01:26:17,650 --> 01:26:19,040 made that 2679 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:20,970 before that none other than 2680 01:26:20,970 --> 01:26:23,540 mark formerly known as sweet 2681 01:26:23,540 --> 01:26:25,510 beast thanks very much 2682 01:26:25,510 --> 01:26:26,400 everybody for uh 2683 01:26:26,400 --> 01:26:28,760 tuning in tonight we'll be back 2684 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,020 again with amazing uh cockney 2685 01:26:31,020 --> 01:26:33,200 moods and cockney gameplay 2686 01:26:35,360 --> 01:26:35,090 uh as and when we get it and 2687 01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:37,160 believe you and me we do have 2688 01:26:37,160 --> 01:26:39,440 it plenty of it it's gonna come 2689 01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,620 thick and fast connor patrick 2690 01:26:40,620 --> 01:26:41,900 thanks very much well art sandra 2691 01:26:41,900 --> 01:26:43,200 joys tim reedy connor patrick 2692 01:26:43,200 --> 01:26:43,440 again 2693 01:26:43,440 --> 01:26:45,600 cockney streets families is 2694 01:26:45,600 --> 01:26:47,940 that goodman there's so many uh 2695 01:26:47,940 --> 01:26:49,840 names we'll get you i got 2696 01:26:49,840 --> 01:26:51,280 everyone anyway 2697 01:26:51,280 --> 01:26:52,570 we'll get you again maybe the 2698 01:26:52,570 --> 01:26:53,920 next day just for the crack see 2699 01:26:53,920 --> 01:26:55,360 you later good night god bless 2700 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:00,240 don't have nightmares tonight 2701 01:27:00,240 --> 01:27:03,660 go to sleep yeah and read the 2702 01:27:03,660 --> 01:27:07,310 little nursery rhyme before you 2703 01:27:07,310 --> 01:27:08,320 go to bed 2704 01:27:08,320 --> 01:27:13,070 bed bed aye aye you slacks talk 2705 01:27:13,070 --> 01:27:18,500 to you later next day see you 2706 01:27:18,500 --> 01:27:26,550 again the next see you again 2707 01:27:26,550 --> 01:27:30,080 the next day