1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,520 Music 2 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,520 Music 3 00:00:02,520 --> 00:00:30,520 Music 4 00:00:30,520 --> 00:00:36,580 Yeah, right, Jack, Scott. 5 00:00:36,580 --> 00:01:06,560 Yeah. 6 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,560 Yeah. 7 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,560 Yeah. 8 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,560 Yeah. 9 00:01:12,560 --> 00:01:14,560 Yeah. 10 00:01:14,560 --> 00:01:16,560 Yeah. 11 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:18,560 Yeah. 12 00:01:18,560 --> 00:01:20,560 Yeah. 13 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:22,560 Yeah. 14 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:24,560 Yeah. 15 00:01:24,560 --> 00:01:26,560 Yeah. 16 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,560 Yeah. 17 00:01:28,560 --> 00:01:30,560 Yeah. 18 00:01:30,560 --> 00:01:32,560 Yeah. 19 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:34,560 Yeah. 20 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,560 Yeah. 21 00:01:36,560 --> 00:01:38,560 Yeah. 22 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,560 Yeah. 23 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:42,560 Yeah. 24 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:44,560 Yeah. 25 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:46,560 Yeah. 26 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,560 Yeah. 27 00:01:48,560 --> 00:01:50,560 Yeah. 28 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:52,560 Yeah. 29 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,560 Yeah. 30 00:01:54,560 --> 00:01:56,560 Yeah. 31 00:01:56,560 --> 00:01:58,560 Yeah. 32 00:01:58,560 --> 00:02:00,560 Yeah. 33 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:02,560 Yeah. 34 00:02:02,560 --> 00:02:04,560 Yeah. 35 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:21,080 Sizzlecam enabled. Sizzlecam ready to roll and rock as we speak. Sizzlecam pekin. Peekin duck. 36 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,800 Scat, scat, scat-a-ba-da-ba-ba. 37 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:58,480 Well that is an amazing start and I'm not on the screen yet and there the music is beginning to loop again. Thank you very much Welly Welly for your tip there. It's a strange bit of business this evening. I have to be brutally and tectonically honest with each and every one of you. This isn't your average Shafae stream. 38 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:28,720 Usually there's a lot of energy coming into the stream from me. Either I'm battering a chair or running in here. That's not happening. I had the second jab yesterday. I was fucked all night and for most of the day. I wanted to do another stream. I wanted to do another stream but I didn't have the energy to be running around. Thank you very much scat32 and Akinboy. Thank you very much. 39 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:41,520 So a special stream for today because it's coming right from live from the bed. 40 00:03:41,920 --> 00:04:01,980 I'm going to be lying down eating pizza and drinking a nice cool crisp can of Tishk and we're going to watch a few computer chronicles. It's going to be an amazing Fat32. The likes of which we have never seen before. I'm not sure if the audio is coming to you loud and clear. 41 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:13,040 I'm just the head is on the fucking pillow. I can't be bothered doing the sitting in a chair or anything like that. Live from the bed. I have a scene switcher. 42 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:37,040 Which I spent fucking 20 minutes trying to get ready before the stream. I've got the Tishk. I've got one of Tommy's Tishks and none other than a large pizza. It's a crazy bit of business. You think I'm bullshitting? It's all happening right here right now. Get with the program. 43 00:04:39,040 --> 00:05:02,560 YAH! SA! LA! RA! BA! CA! And just in case anyone is saying there, oh you're advertising Apache, it's, I'd rather have another brand. I'd rather have another brand, but there isn't another brand nearby, so. 44 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:21,320 I'd rather go for like a wood fire job. I just don't want anyone saying, oh he's taking the piss here and he's advertising for them. To be honest, Apache substandard compared to artisan wood fire jobs, but I mean, you're not going to get them everywhere you go. 45 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:28,680 Let me just change, I can change the fucking soundscape on this so I can hear my voice because it's not coming through. 46 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:36,400 One, two, one, oh that's brilliant, that's fucking brilliant. Ah, that's excellent. I can hear everything. 47 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:51,820 So where are we? Oh yeah, big tripod, thank you very much. Duke Nukem 3D, thank you very much. You Pfizer'd your mother, thank you very much. Gotta tell you, it was not good at all. I was having nasty, nasty dreams. 48 00:05:52,380 --> 00:06:10,440 I woke up freezing, fucking freezing, went to bed kind of in a weird kind of vibe. I thought nothing of it. The first jab I thought, oh it's fucking sound, the second one's going to be sound. And you do hear stories of people saying, oh they've had a second jab and it was grand. 49 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:16,060 So I thought, oh look, there he is, look, Fat 32. It's great to be able to do this from the comfort and safety of the bed. 50 00:06:18,320 --> 00:06:27,220 But I was Billy Big Bollocks going around saying it's going to be grand and then I was in the fucking horrors last night. I couldn't sleep. Started freezing the bollocks off. 51 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:35,440 I had to put on, I put on a hoodie. I even put pants on and socks. I went, I just got back into the bed fully clothed. 52 00:06:35,860 --> 00:06:40,660 And do you know the Galway hat that was given to me, the woolly Galway hat that was given to Tom, sorry. 53 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:42,700 On his stream. 54 00:06:44,100 --> 00:06:49,540 Tommy Schlug, you got a hat. I wore that in bed and put the radiator on in the fucking room. 55 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:53,600 And then I woke up at like half seven with like fucking sweat. 56 00:06:54,320 --> 00:06:56,020 Oh, it was, it was, it was chaos. 57 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,860 I nearly died. I was wrapped up to the point of death. 58 00:07:00,520 --> 00:07:03,480 I was three hours away from my death. 59 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,040 Crazy bit of business. 60 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:11,240 And you're saying, people are saying, what's the story? Which fax was it? 61 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:15,160 It was a Pfizer. But I got called out because, sure, I got Sputnik light. 62 00:07:15,840 --> 00:07:20,220 When I was over in Moscow, I got fucking light. Sputnik lit up, I did. 63 00:07:20,400 --> 00:07:21,520 And that's a one hit wonder. 64 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:25,440 But then I got back here and it turns out they don't fucking accept it. 65 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:32,160 The European medical authority or agency are saying that Sputnik is not accepted. 66 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:34,580 So you need to get another one. 67 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:36,640 So I had to fucking enlist for another jab. 68 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,680 So I've, I've, I've Sputnik and I've Pfizer in me. 69 00:07:41,340 --> 00:07:41,780 And do you know what? 70 00:07:41,860 --> 00:07:45,400 I'm going to fucking go and get AstraZeneca for the crack tomorrow. 71 00:07:45,820 --> 00:07:46,500 Well, not tomorrow. 72 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:48,680 I'm going to try and find a way of getting that as well. 73 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:51,080 And just go for the, go for the triple. 74 00:07:51,980 --> 00:07:52,660 Triple Sonic. 75 00:07:54,720 --> 00:07:59,740 A lot of people there disagreeing in the chat saying, saying that's bollocks and you're fucked and all that. 76 00:07:59,780 --> 00:08:02,040 But I mean, you don't know what you're talking about. 77 00:08:02,820 --> 00:08:04,280 I mean, I'm going to prove to you. 78 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:09,220 I'm going to prove to you I'll be grand because, sure, I've put, there's been lots of stuff that's gone into my body over the years. 79 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:12,940 You know, a little squirt out of a fucking needle is not going to change. 80 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,860 It's not going to make a blind bit of difference in my eyes. 81 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:21,600 So we'll, we'll take it as, as we have it and we, as we get it. 82 00:08:22,140 --> 00:08:24,180 Hopefully you're, you're getting on all right, everyone. 83 00:08:24,260 --> 00:08:25,440 It's five past ten. 84 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:29,500 Let's have a, let's get the chefé going first. 85 00:08:31,220 --> 00:08:32,660 Hopefully you're all doing well there. 86 00:08:32,660 --> 00:08:34,000 Sir Chicken, thanks very much. 87 00:08:34,060 --> 00:08:35,660 Chris McBee. 88 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:37,420 Yeah, yeah bloody donkey. 89 00:08:37,540 --> 00:08:38,360 Thanks very much. 90 00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,860 You, you Apache'd your guff. 91 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:43,760 Fat32, thanks very much. 92 00:08:43,800 --> 00:08:46,160 Chefé, thank you big tripod Duke Nukem. 93 00:08:47,380 --> 00:08:48,340 And Akinboy. 94 00:08:49,160 --> 00:08:50,120 Let's get this going. 95 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,360 It's a lovely, lovely, lovely bit of business. 96 00:08:52,540 --> 00:08:54,580 It's great to be coming from the safety and comfort of the bed. 97 00:08:54,680 --> 00:08:56,380 Bit of a fever dream, fever stream. 98 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:02,020 I didn't think I was going to be able to make it, but I think, fuck it. 99 00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:04,620 I'm still going to be awake for another couple of hours. 100 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:07,120 So I just stream from the fucking bed like, it'll be grand. 101 00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:16,720 Hope you're all doing well there in the chat. 102 00:09:17,180 --> 00:09:18,040 All right, let's get this going. 103 00:09:19,460 --> 00:09:20,620 This is that there. 104 00:09:21,020 --> 00:09:22,280 Now we can turn that off. 105 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:24,000 It's a lovely bit of music there. 106 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:25,700 Let's just hear what this lady is saying again now. 107 00:09:25,700 --> 00:09:42,460 I think they're playing getting jiggy with it in the background or something. 108 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:45,120 We've seen this numerous times before. 109 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:47,080 Should we get both copies of it? 110 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:47,380 Yeah. 111 00:09:47,380 --> 00:09:48,720 Could be a bit loud. 112 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:57,620 Can anybody name that tune in the background? 113 00:09:57,840 --> 00:10:02,000 It's like a fucking Leanne Rimes-esque style. 114 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:21,220 Are you saying you can hear it? 115 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:21,780 Can you hear it? 116 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:23,500 It's not God's plan, Gareth. 117 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:24,940 Gareth Dowdow. 118 00:10:25,020 --> 00:10:26,240 It's your fucking... 119 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:32,900 Drake was probably only a little nipper when this stuff was going on. 120 00:10:33,420 --> 00:10:34,480 Thanks very much there. 121 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:41,040 Anaconda G, Mark formerly Pfizered, clone name Gipsaw and Stair Chicken. 122 00:10:41,160 --> 00:10:43,280 Thank you very much, Chris McBee and Luke Coyle. 123 00:10:44,800 --> 00:10:46,920 It's not farewell, Mayo, Evan Kilbane. 124 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:48,680 I don't know if anyone can... 125 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:53,980 I don't know if anyone can hear it. 126 00:10:59,140 --> 00:10:59,820 Elgato. 127 00:11:05,820 --> 00:11:07,240 Crank that up a little bit there. 128 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:14,580 That should be okay. 129 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:19,220 Shaq lads, thank you very much and Luke Coyle. 130 00:11:20,220 --> 00:11:22,080 This might blast your ears off now, be careful. 131 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,680 Can you hear it? 132 00:11:38,740 --> 00:11:39,280 Could you hear it? 133 00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:43,600 Mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam, mam. 134 00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:44,240 Mam, mam, mam. 135 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,480 All right, here we go. 136 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:53,020 Here we go. 137 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:54,620 T-shirt or computer? 138 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:56,240 T-shirt or computer? 139 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:57,500 98. 140 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:58,340 T-shirt. 141 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,900 Halcyon days. 142 00:11:59,900 --> 00:11:59,940 Halcyon days. 143 00:12:00,820 --> 00:12:02,220 We've watched this a few times. 144 00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,200 We've watched this a few times, but it's worth watching again. 145 00:12:04,300 --> 00:12:05,980 Look at the scenarios going on. 146 00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,760 There's a lot of scenarios we need to pick apart out of this video, actually. 147 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,440 Thanks very much, King C. 148 00:12:12,560 --> 00:12:13,160 Mouldy Mike. 149 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:14,380 Bradley. 150 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:16,820 2009 Range Rover Vogue. 151 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,480 I hope you're getting on well, lads. 152 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:27,320 Just to let you know here, I can't fucking read much of the messages that are going on. 153 00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:28,820 We're going to just be watching the thing. 154 00:12:33,300 --> 00:12:34,340 But thank you very much. 155 00:12:34,380 --> 00:12:36,320 I can see the names, but then there's a big load of texts. 156 00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:36,820 Hi, Francis. 157 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:40,440 Can you wish my friend Liam Farrell a happy 26th birthday? 158 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:43,780 He got the second Pfizer job yesterday as well. 159 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:46,840 He's hoping it won't make a mess at the celebrations tomorrow. 160 00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:47,980 I'll be all right, man. 161 00:12:48,060 --> 00:12:48,380 I'm feeling... 162 00:12:48,380 --> 00:12:49,620 I'm beginning to get better now. 163 00:12:50,620 --> 00:12:52,900 But last night was a fucking nightmare. 164 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:54,400 And today was a nightmare. 165 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,540 I didn't think I was going to make it here. 166 00:12:58,740 --> 00:13:00,160 You can announce my number. 167 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:04,620 We've got a free computer to give away. 168 00:13:05,440 --> 00:13:06,840 We've got a laser printer. 169 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,440 33 seconds and counting, ladies and gentlemen. 170 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,840 33 seconds and counting. 171 00:13:10,980 --> 00:13:12,300 All associates stand by. 172 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,020 98 is about to launch. 173 00:13:18,220 --> 00:13:19,560 Let's hear it, ladies and gentlemen. 174 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,360 Let's go out here. 175 00:13:21,500 --> 00:13:21,760 Come on. 176 00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:22,720 Start me up. 177 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:24,600 Start me up. 178 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:25,640 Start me up. 179 00:13:25,680 --> 00:13:26,740 You never stop. 180 00:13:27,860 --> 00:13:29,620 Look at these lads. 181 00:13:30,740 --> 00:13:34,500 There was a lovely bit of stance work there from this fella here on the left. 182 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,720 Fucking Lisa Stansfield there, look. 183 00:13:40,520 --> 00:13:59,920 It's here, baby. 184 00:14:02,300 --> 00:14:05,140 3, 2, 1. 185 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:06,480 You're fucked. 186 00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,080 You're fucked. 187 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:08,160 You're fucked. 188 00:14:10,220 --> 00:14:14,200 Look at this fella here. 189 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:14,880 He's my favourite. 190 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,500 He just really, really knocks it out of the park. 191 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,300 He gets into gear. 192 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:19,200 Look at the stance. 193 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,660 Look at the angle work. 194 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:27,060 I hope it's a good job the floor didn't have any slippery butter on it or anything like that. 195 00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,680 Otherwise, he would have just gone straight down. 196 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:33,740 Because that's a bad angle on such a shiny floor surface. 197 00:14:33,900 --> 00:14:37,160 Let's take that back a notch there and see what we're dealing with here. 198 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:38,540 Oh, yeah. 199 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:44,040 Remember, if you've only just seen this, we went through this one at the very first stream, 200 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:44,740 I believe it was. 201 00:14:44,820 --> 00:14:45,480 Thanks very much. 202 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:45,920 Bang. 203 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:48,060 Thank you very much. 204 00:14:48,260 --> 00:14:49,000 And C. Bradley. 205 00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:49,760 And... 206 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:50,480 Oh. 207 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:51,180 No. 208 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,220 Now we've gone back. 209 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:54,120 That's the right. 210 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:54,640 There we go. 211 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:55,040 There we go. 212 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,220 Here we go. 213 00:14:56,620 --> 00:14:57,540 Here we go. 214 00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:58,460 Here we go. 215 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,500 It's this fella here. 216 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:06,420 And then you've got these lads. 217 00:15:09,700 --> 00:15:12,800 I thought he had a plaster on his mouth or something over his mouth. 218 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:17,240 I thought he was so excited that he had to tape up his own mouth. 219 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,880 But it's just the glare of the windscreen or something of the door. 220 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:28,080 See this guy's face? 221 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:29,160 He was... 222 00:15:29,160 --> 00:15:30,120 He was really happy. 223 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:30,880 He's like a child. 224 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:33,460 Like an adult man-child. 225 00:15:33,660 --> 00:15:36,420 And we can go back just to see... 226 00:15:36,420 --> 00:15:39,740 Some of these enhancements are FBI level. 227 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,780 We can see that face. 228 00:15:42,940 --> 00:15:43,680 Oh, it's gone now. 229 00:15:45,940 --> 00:15:47,960 Oh, I keep on missing the fucking... 230 00:15:47,960 --> 00:15:48,900 I'm pressing the wrong button. 231 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:49,820 Ah, there he is. 232 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,000 Look. 233 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:51,440 Look at that lad. 234 00:15:51,440 --> 00:15:53,440 Pure... 235 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:53,440 Pure... 236 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,440 Pure... 237 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,100 Joy. 238 00:15:56,780 --> 00:15:58,160 Unexultant or exultant joy. 239 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,120 Whatever the words is. 240 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:01,100 Crazy bit of business altogether. 241 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:05,960 Keep an eye on that lad. 242 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,140 He's the one to watch for the future. 243 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,080 He's a hot prospect for the future. 244 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:11,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 245 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:12,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 246 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 247 00:16:13,080 --> 00:16:14,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 248 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 249 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 250 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 251 00:16:17,080 --> 00:16:18,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 252 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 253 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 254 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 255 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:22,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 256 00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:23,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 257 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:24,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 258 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 259 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 260 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 261 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:28,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 262 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 263 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 264 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:31,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 265 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 266 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:33,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 267 00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 268 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 269 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:36,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 270 00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 271 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 272 00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 273 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 274 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 275 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 276 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 277 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 278 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:45,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 279 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 280 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:56,080 No running. 281 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080 No running. 282 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080 No running. 283 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 284 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 285 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 286 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:05,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 287 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:06,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 288 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 289 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 290 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 291 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 292 00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 293 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:12,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 294 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 295 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,080 He's the one to watch for the future. 296 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:16,080 Let's enhance this. 297 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,080 Lovely britches on that guy as well. 298 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,080 Thanks very much there. 299 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:24,080 Shlug, Boom Boom Boys, Andy Marshall, and lovely Memorex cassettes there. 300 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,080 VHS or Betamax. 301 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:31,080 This guy, he's handed him a copy, but he's just like, "Fuck ya. 302 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:33,080 I'm going right through ya." 303 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:35,080 And then your man. 304 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,080 Look at the smile on this book. 305 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,080 This fella's face here. 306 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:43,080 I wonder should we have the music on underneath this as well while we're watching. 307 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,080 these faces. 308 00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:45,080 They're great faces. 309 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:46,080 Roboball, thank you very much. 310 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,080 Or RuBall, thank you very much. 311 00:17:47,080 --> 00:17:48,080 Shlug, Boom Boom Boys, and Andy Marshall. 312 00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,080 It's a lovely, lovely bit of business. 313 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:50,080 Slow down, people are saying. 314 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:51,080 People are getting inertia from watching this clip again. 315 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,080 It's a classic, classic, classic scenario. 316 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,080 Thank God. 317 00:17:53,080 --> 00:17:54,080 Rupal Stilskin. 318 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:54,080 Rupal Stilskin. 319 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080 Thanks very much, man. 320 00:17:55,080 --> 00:17:56,080 And Tyrone. 321 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080 Thank you very much. 322 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,080 I think it's Tyrone. 323 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:58,080 I'm not sure. 324 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:58,080 I'm having a hard time seeing that. 325 00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,080 I'm going to have to enhance that or something. 326 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,080 Like the way I'm saying. 327 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:01,080 I'm going to have to enhance that or something. 328 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,080 Like the way I'm saying. 329 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,080 I'm going to have to say that. 330 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:07,880 in this clip again it's a classic classic classic scenario 331 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:21,080 rupel still skin thanks very much man and tyrone thank you very much i think it's tyrone i'm not 332 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:26,840 sure i i'm having a hard time re seeing that i'm gonna have to enhance that or something like the 333 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:33,320 way i'm enhancing this fella's face pure enhancement and enchantment as well 334 00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:51,400 and this is a quality quality iconic image it's the image which has iconoclastically made this stream 335 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:59,480 what it is since its inception and launch it's the man with the copy i know why they had such big 336 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:07,720 boxes for these fucking uh applications and programs because it's just a cd in the end 337 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:14,760 nobody ever read the instructions really i don't think i can't ever remember reading instructions 338 00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:19,560 for games maybe you'd be bored on a car journey you'd fucking read the fucking thing on the way home 339 00:19:20,120 --> 00:19:22,680 before you played it but i mean maybe that's what he was gonna do 340 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,000 and this is his uh moment of truth 341 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:32,440 fat 32. 342 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:44,920 in order to reach that technology it really truly is an extension of loud so we've seen that it's a great 343 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:50,440 great great great great great great great great great great great little intro and uh we can uh return 344 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:57,480 to that as and when we want but it's it's the man with the plan he's got a counterfeit dollar in his hand 345 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:10,360 it's stew baby the stew pot mama's old stew recipe the chefee slim chefadee uh compliments to the chefee 346 00:20:12,520 --> 00:20:21,080 he's all about those computer chips he's the silicone the silicone valley snake is another 347 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,600 moniker the uh the chief 348 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:30,920 another one david scollard how are you says it's the chief sizzlin stew 349 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:39,080 uh says mike any more nicknames there that i haven't uh i've left out please hit me with a few of those because i need to read them out 350 00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:43,000 cmc's uh tactical mustache but there is no mustache there 351 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:49,720 look the chefee way chefee executive officer 352 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:58,360 stew de flu not sure whether or not he had flu at the time whether or not he uh this is a long time before 353 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:05,480 the the the coronavirus was invented in a laboratory maybe or maybe it came from bats but it's a bit 354 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:13,320 coincidental isn't it a bit coincidental that it came from the same area where there was a biohazard factory 355 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:23,560 which its primary purpose was to investigate and invent coronavirus strains crazy crazy when you think about it uh 356 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:28,680 thank you very much there for the tip cactus machine or macron show thank you very much cactus rider 357 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:38,120 spewy stewie the wizard of wanderly chefee hail to the chefee daew stew it's a japanese variant on him 358 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:46,840 and uh biohazard resident stew uh fat daddy 2.0 cia propaganda 359 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:51,960 i don't think that's a name actually that was just you commenting on what i was saying about the uh 360 00:21:53,800 --> 00:22:03,240 the uh wuhan virus the the wuhan lab creating the virus corporate daddy stew um fat 30 stew is probably 361 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:08,280 the best at the moment from do you in the chat i hope you're getting on well kevin farrell luke morgoth 362 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:15,400 annie go robo auntie uh wheel and jimmy lucy it's all all go it's all stew chaffee let's 363 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:25,800 stop the talk the time for talk is over the time for this show is now the year 1992 the centenary year 364 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:36,680 of computer chronicles started in 1982 and uh or i mean it says centenary but i'm sure was there a seven did 365 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:44,040 it started in the 70s must have been 82 must have been anyway centenary year because it keeps on 366 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:49,880 dropping in little nuggets from the past 10 years from previous shows so it's a lovely bit of business 367 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:54,360 it must have been a real nice setup for stewart chaffee to be running his own production company 368 00:22:54,360 --> 00:23:00,840 having his own show in silicon valley doing what he loves covering what he loves just microchips 369 00:23:01,400 --> 00:23:10,040 he uh computers hardware software hardware any kind of where he could get his hands on he was well aware 370 00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:16,600 he was hyper aware of his surroundings he was omnipresent he had the third eye always open and 371 00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:24,440 look i can wax lyrical on the sizzle cam all day long but it's not gonna do it justice you need to see it 372 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:33,560 for yourself so sit back kick back grab yourself a slice or a can and let's get involved here in the 373 00:23:33,560 --> 00:23:42,520 greatest piece of television ever created and it's all all on a plate for us right now thanks very much 374 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:50,680 there bally bally bally beg post office and uh steph and cactus and tyrone 375 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:13,160 let's do this if you've just converted your pc to windows you've probably discovered a few new 376 00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:18,360 problems with your computer system it is now too slow your screen is too small the resolution isn't 377 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:24,360 good enough you need another button on your mouse etc welcome to the wonderful world of windows add-ons in 378 00:24:24,360 --> 00:24:29,320 which you can spend hundreds of dollars at your local computer store getting the hardware system 379 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:38,520 that windows demands today yes show you how to windowize your pc big big fan of shuffey whenever he 380 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:46,920 starts a a word that has h in it he always says like three h's instead of just hardware he'd say hardware 381 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:56,760 as we look at hardware enhancements for windows on this edition he didn't do it then he didn't do it 382 00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:04,360 there we go there we go hundreds of dollars at your local he did it there hundreds hardware almost 383 00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:11,720 there was a gym came me there was a frank mccord style hundreds of people showed up 384 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:19,800 vibe to it there sorry about the the lip smacking and the the noise arts it's good pizza though 385 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:28,200 computer store getting the hardware system that windows demands today hardware computer store 386 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:34,360 getting the hardware system that windows demands today we'll show you how to windowize your pc 387 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:39,400 as we look at hardware enhancements for windows on this edition of the computer chronicles 388 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:50,120 look at the graphics look at the graphics look at that look at that what does that say look state reality 389 00:25:50,120 --> 00:25:53,720 jesus what reality were these lads living in when they were making this 390 00:25:54,520 --> 00:26:04,360 the the state of that man first national bank waxman corporation beaumont felco laboratory state realty oh 391 00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:08,840 it's realty thanks very much deep thank you very much 392 00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:16,280 what was that little ball thing there there was a little ball thing that just swept around the gaff 393 00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:25,160 don't don't don't don't don't just we're using frame by frame wow look at that that's almost as good as 394 00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:29,960 the nighthawks hawk the other night that we were watching the intro to nighthawks on rte 395 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:36,760 we've got a pc with a microchip i wonder did steward shaffey mastermind 396 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:47,640 this little piece of uh intro technology was he like let's get some floppyware on the hardware 397 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:53,720 and i want a little ball there to spin around that computer let's get a microchip on the computer 398 00:26:53,720 --> 00:27:00,200 computer screen we can get that computer screen to pop that microchip to pop off the screen 399 00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:10,360 it's a lovely lovely piece of uh artwork and big big big shout out to uh mode v thank you very much 400 00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:20,520 for your tip there true grit and cg thanks siege siege fucking under siege men and remember always 401 00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:27,480 don't copy that floppy not my words the words of spa the software publisher publishers association computer 402 00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:33,240 chronicles is made possible in part by the software publishers association providers of educational 403 00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:41,560 materials to help manage software don't copy that floppy don't copy that floppy ha look at that welcome 404 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:48,440 to the computer what a bizarre way to start the show two men in a darkened room not talking to each other 405 00:27:48,440 --> 00:27:56,120 staring at a computer screen they can't even see each other's faces look just two silhouettes one beard 406 00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,640 you can tell it's a beard is it is there a beard there there was a lot of beards there's a lot of 407 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:08,440 beards a lot of ponytails a lot of questionable fashion styles at the times 1992 just come out of 408 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:17,560 the hedonistic 80s a lot of uh you know there's a lot of baggage going on mentally and fashionistically 409 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:25,160 and as we can see the silhouette of chefé is just noble and true imagine coming home of a night now from 410 00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:31,720 the pub now that you can and you get in and there's just that that silhouette standing down the hallway 411 00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:36,440 just looking at the pictures of your family and what do you say to that what what would you do with 412 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:41,320 that do you know would you greet him would you say hi should you or would you call the guards it's a 413 00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:48,120 tough tough choice but someone's gonna have to make it welcome to the computer chronicles i'm steward 414 00:28:48,120 --> 00:28:53,640 shiffey and with me today is david strayer president of home row inc up in oregon david you've been 415 00:28:53,640 --> 00:29:01,320 there called the j mouse tell us what a j mouse is a j mouse is a mouse that hides it's a j mouse guys in the 416 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:05,560 j key of the keyboard so you can use it with your hands right on the keyboard all right now that's a 417 00:29:05,560 --> 00:29:09,720 regular keyboard the j key is marked in blue but show me you can just type normally with that i can 418 00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:15,400 type i thought it was going to be some kind of special japanese mouse because of like they have j jazz is 419 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:21,080 japanese jazz and that thank you very much questionable ponytails are us and lenny and slim shafady thank you 420 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:27,000 very much this is a j mouse the mouse that lets you keep your hands on the home row of the keyboard 421 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:34,120 type a mouse is a pointing device modern software requires pointing a track ball a track ball 422 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:43,560 is also a don't know what that means let's keep going here i can type j's uh-huh so it's a normal 423 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:48,840 keyboard but you're telling me it's also a mouse yes and to to make it a mouse all you have to do 424 00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:54,200 is put your finger on the key and hold it down and put a light side let me try it so there's my 425 00:29:54,200 --> 00:29:59,560 normal type that finger work just hold it down just hitting that g i'm just leaning left right up down and 426 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,840 i'm running the cursor through the j key how does that work david wow four sensors embedded in the keyboard 427 00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:09,480 and check out what it forces that your finger what was that what was your favorite writing there with the j key 428 00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:33,280 Crazy bit of business altogether. It could be some kind of new fangled Illuminati style message. We've got a letter there. J. J. J. F. J. A. S. D. J. J. H. J. H. J. H. J. H. H. H. H. J. Thanks for the tip there Computer Cron. 1990s. I hope you're getting on well. 429 00:30:33,280 --> 00:30:40,860 And look at the way Shafay absolutely smashed that fucking J button. He's a J smasher. 430 00:30:41,980 --> 00:30:48,220 Get a mouse. All you have to do is put your finger on the key and hold it down and put light side. 431 00:30:48,220 --> 00:30:57,020 Let me try. So there's my normal typing. Or I just hold it down and look at that. I'm just leaning left, right, up, down and I'm running the cursor through the J key. How does that work David? 432 00:30:57,420 --> 00:31:06,120 Four sensors embedded in the keyboard measure the forces that your fingertip puts on the key cap. The keyboard microprocessor digitizes these. 433 00:31:06,220 --> 00:31:09,820 They go up the keyboard cable and the software works everything out downstream. 434 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:11,680 All right. What do I do for my mouse buttons? 435 00:31:12,140 --> 00:31:18,060 Check that out. Lovely bit of finger work there as well from Shafay. It's kind of gymnastic in its approach. 436 00:31:18,060 --> 00:31:25,580 In its execution. Nothing short of Olympic gold. It was the two. It was an index and a middle finger shuffle buster. 437 00:31:25,980 --> 00:31:31,260 I've done this. A lot of you will. Maybe you might be. It's one of those. 438 00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:36,140 Do you ever be at a PC in the office and you just want to start shuffle busting? 439 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:46,660 Well, I tell you who invented that. None other than Slim Shafay. And here we are. And here we can see it. The guy is a fucking genius. Look at that. 440 00:31:48,520 --> 00:32:01,260 Some man. Some man. Some man for one man. And look at that. It's a double. It's almost like a double antenna. Like his hand has two antennae. 441 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:09,940 And they're sniffing out technological microchips and all sorts of wares. Crazy. 442 00:32:10,580 --> 00:32:21,320 Well, if you'll notice on the front of the key caps, we have keys that are labeled. Most mice have one, two, or three buttons. We have 14 mouse buttons here, even including a double click. 443 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:30,200 Somebody has just said in the chat there, Sephiroth 503 is after telling us it was a gang sign. Apologies and no offense. 444 00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:41,960 Didn't mean to flash any gang signs. So if that has upset anybody in Compton or anybody out there in one of those gangs, sorry about that. We didn't mean it. And we'll cut it out in the edit afterwards. 445 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:48,220 Well, that's a pretty handy thing if you're running Windows and you need a keyboard and a mouse. 446 00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:52,100 We're going to look at several hardware add-ons today designed to make Windows... 447 00:32:52,100 --> 00:32:54,120 Lovely, lovely Shafi transition there. 448 00:32:54,240 --> 00:32:55,860 Tommy Schlug, thank you very much. 449 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,020 Kevin Beijing, thank you. 450 00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:58,140 And Boko Haram, Inc. 451 00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:05,820 Look at the way Shafi just transitions with a smile, a wink, and a nod, and it's off to the next segment. 452 00:33:05,980 --> 00:33:06,960 It's a beautiful bit of business. 453 00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:09,420 ...buttons here, even including a double-click button. 454 00:33:09,740 --> 00:33:13,100 Well, that's a pretty handy thing if you're running Windows and you need a keyboard and a mouse. 455 00:33:13,360 --> 00:33:18,620 We're going to look at several hardware add-ons today designed to make Windows software run better and faster. 456 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:20,300 Hardware add-ons. 457 00:33:21,460 --> 00:33:22,540 Adware hard-ons. 458 00:33:22,640 --> 00:33:24,660 He could have Freudian slipped that. 459 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:27,000 Adware hard-ons. 460 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:28,760 Take that again. 461 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,160 But he wouldn't say that, and that wouldn't happen to a man of his caliber. 462 00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:38,640 ...from mice to monitors, from accelerator cards to video cards. 463 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:41,600 Now, you've all seen those nasty Macintosh ads from Apple, 464 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:45,480 showing all the junk you've got to buy to optimize your PC for Windows. 465 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,700 Well, sometimes you do have to upgrade your PC to run Windows, 466 00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:53,020 and now there is a company that specializes in windowizing your computer. 467 00:33:53,580 --> 00:33:54,540 Wow. Crazy. 468 00:33:54,540 --> 00:33:59,940 ...Penn State University Park, Philadelphia. 469 00:34:00,840 --> 00:34:02,120 Varsity League. 470 00:34:02,420 --> 00:34:03,380 College Ball. 471 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:05,800 Scholarship Blues. 472 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:08,200 Varsity Jackets. 473 00:34:08,740 --> 00:34:09,620 Letterheads. 474 00:34:10,720 --> 00:34:11,620 Scholar Ball. 475 00:34:12,620 --> 00:34:14,600 Varsity League Scholarship. 476 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:15,600 1992. 477 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,560 ...Harvard State Park University. 478 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:20,960 Ivy League Big Boys. 479 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:26,640 Papa's got a brand new college fund. 480 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:30,400 Thank you very much there, Auntie, for the tip. 481 00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:31,580 Stuart Shafee. 482 00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:33,120 Thank you very much, Tommy Schlug. 483 00:34:33,260 --> 00:34:36,860 And happy wedding to a clone named Gibson in the chat. 484 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:38,160 Everyone who's getting married tomorrow. 485 00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:40,280 I hope you're getting on well there, clone. 486 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:42,520 Best of luck with that wedding. 487 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:47,020 Crazy, crazy bit of business to rob a phrase from the uncle there. 488 00:34:47,300 --> 00:34:51,300 Let's check out this fucking Ivy State Varsity Ball League University. 489 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:52,820 1992, baby. 490 00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:57,800 ...University faced the prospect of having to replace thousands of 286 PCs 491 00:34:57,800 --> 00:34:59,640 so they could run Windows software. 492 00:34:59,900 --> 00:35:02,520 The estimated cost came in at over $2.5 million. 493 00:35:02,940 --> 00:35:03,380 Ah, look. 494 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,420 Little poochie there. 495 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:06,760 Or is it a... 496 00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,780 Is that a statue of a fucking cat or a leopard or something? 497 00:35:12,020 --> 00:35:14,140 Because I thought, oh, it's a motivational pet, 498 00:35:14,260 --> 00:35:16,220 but it just looks like a fucking sphinx. 499 00:35:16,220 --> 00:35:19,260 Ah, look at the state of that, man. 500 00:35:19,340 --> 00:35:21,120 Imagine having to work off a blue screen. 501 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:22,820 The blue screen of death. 502 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:27,080 Teresa Carmody was working off the blue screen of death 503 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,180 in her office job, Frank. 504 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:31,420 You never mentioned it to her parents, Frank. 505 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:35,140 So they looked for an alternative solution. 506 00:35:35,380 --> 00:35:37,120 PC upgrades that would cost less. 507 00:35:37,600 --> 00:35:40,680 The answer came from a computer consulting firm named Sigma Data. 508 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:44,400 They want to make use of their investment. 509 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:46,100 Fucking hell, he... 510 00:35:46,100 --> 00:35:47,720 We've got a Sigma... 511 00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:48,920 Sigma Data here. 512 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:50,460 Sigma Daddy. 513 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:54,820 Sigma male Pete Kaczynski. 514 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,900 And I got to tell you, it's a sigmatic... 515 00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:00,380 It's a very sigmatic stare he's got. 516 00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:01,300 It's intense. 517 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,260 It's intense as fuck. 518 00:36:03,740 --> 00:36:05,340 It's I-A-F. 519 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:10,880 Thanks very much Moo, Neymar, Sexy, and Steven, and Auntie. 520 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,940 Crazy bit of business. 521 00:36:13,020 --> 00:36:13,680 Let's have a look here. 522 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:15,660 Someone's saying it's a bit too intense. 523 00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:19,940 Maybe we need to intensify it for a moment or two 524 00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,740 and just see what we've got going on here. 525 00:36:21,740 --> 00:36:34,900 Tonight at nine on dispatches. 526 00:36:36,180 --> 00:36:37,920 Tonight at nine on primetime. 527 00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:41,900 He was the Sigma Daddy of Penn State University varsity ball. 528 00:36:43,780 --> 00:36:45,040 His name... 529 00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,040 Sig... 530 00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:46,660 Sig... 531 00:36:46,660 --> 00:36:48,400 Sigma Kaczynski. 532 00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:54,040 A man who controlled too many computers. 533 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:59,200 What lands did he set up in that university? 534 00:37:00,660 --> 00:37:02,040 The man... 535 00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,620 The Sigma male who went a land too far. 536 00:37:09,620 --> 00:37:10,900 Klan, thank you very much. 537 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:11,920 Hats off to Shafi. 538 00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:12,760 Thank you very much. 539 00:37:14,220 --> 00:37:15,080 Look at this. 540 00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:19,760 Tonight at nine... 541 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:22,080 Tonight at nine on primetime. 542 00:37:23,340 --> 00:37:24,620 Kaczynski. 543 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:28,200 The Sigma Daddy of Philadelphia University. 544 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:30,520 Sigma Data. 545 00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:34,400 Thank you very much, sir. 546 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:36,700 Sigma Steve and Johnny. 547 00:37:37,500 --> 00:37:39,460 And Klan who's got a fucking haiku. 548 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:40,060 But I need to... 549 00:37:40,060 --> 00:37:40,800 I can't see it. 550 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:42,020 I need to see the fucking thing. 551 00:37:43,420 --> 00:37:44,260 We'll get back. 552 00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:44,520 Sorry. 553 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,600 Just want to apologize as well to the Sigma Daddy himself. 554 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:54,780 Sorry about that Sigma Daddy if you're watching. 555 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:57,020 I am... 556 00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,180 That was not a... 557 00:37:59,180 --> 00:38:01,560 It was not anything to do with your character. 558 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:02,580 You look like a sound man. 559 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,580 But sometimes... 560 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:04,980 Sometimes the fucking... 561 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:07,020 The director of these interviews should have gone... 562 00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:08,060 Just relax, lads. 563 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,580 There's no need to look... 564 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:11,980 That serious, you know. 565 00:38:12,780 --> 00:38:15,280 And that's Pete Kaczynski, the Sigma Daddy. 566 00:38:16,160 --> 00:38:17,580 To their investment... 567 00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:19,340 That they've put into... 568 00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:20,280 Paddler, thank you very much. 569 00:38:20,340 --> 00:38:21,320 Sigma Steve, Johnny. 570 00:38:21,780 --> 00:38:22,000 Klan. 571 00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:25,240 Klan's haiku, by the way, is steadily rolling on. 572 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,460 The mouse Shafi got the gat. 573 00:38:31,140 --> 00:38:32,860 Best believe... 574 00:38:32,860 --> 00:38:35,000 We pack 32 fat. 575 00:38:35,900 --> 00:38:39,900 It's a crazy, crazy haiku which has kind of hip-hop undertones to it as well. 576 00:38:39,900 --> 00:38:43,200 Upgrade either the memory or the processor or the disk drive. 577 00:38:43,820 --> 00:38:45,880 Thanks very much for the tip and the haiku. 578 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:46,420 If you can take... 579 00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:52,420 Put an additional few hundred dollars into a system as opposed to a few thousand dollars to buy a new one, 580 00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:57,940 it makes sense to bring your machine up to today's technology and we offer that capability. 581 00:38:57,940 --> 00:39:03,060 So Penn State took Sigma Data's advice and upgraded their older IBM PS2s... 582 00:39:03,060 --> 00:39:04,980 So fish sticks, thank you very much. 583 00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:06,480 Hope you're getting on well. 584 00:39:06,620 --> 00:39:08,120 ...with CPU upgrades. 585 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:11,320 Their machines now have a 20 MHz 386. 586 00:39:11,460 --> 00:39:17,080 They upgraded RAM to put 4 megs in each machine and they swapped out the hard drives to get more storage capacity. 587 00:39:17,860 --> 00:39:18,600 Go away the fuck. 588 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:24,780 All this on their own, dealing directly with third-party vendors, but they concluded it made more sense to work with a systems consultant. 589 00:39:25,780 --> 00:39:26,920 He's doing a bit of spreadsheet. 590 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:26,980 He's doing a bit of spreadsheet. 591 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:27,920 ...forage capacity. 592 00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:32,180 Penn State could have done all this on their own, dealing directly with third-party vendors, 593 00:39:32,180 --> 00:39:35,620 but they concluded it made more sense to work with a systems consultant. 594 00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,640 They had all the information we were looking for. 595 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:38,720 Wowzers! 596 00:39:40,140 --> 00:39:44,080 Joe Eisenhower from Penn State here and did somebody... 597 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:50,980 Did somebody leave the door open in the caterpillar enclosure down at the zoology department of Penn State because... 598 00:39:50,980 --> 00:39:53,360 We've got a bush tail on the loose, baby. 599 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,000 And we need to get the... We need to notify the ranger! 600 00:39:59,900 --> 00:40:02,140 Thanks very much for the tip there, Padder and Sophistic. 601 00:40:02,140 --> 00:40:12,380 They're very knowledgeable in their product and they knew exactly what we were talking about when we wanted to upgrade this equipment to run those applications and they did. 602 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:13,640 They saved us a lot of time. 603 00:40:13,900 --> 00:40:17,400 I can only imagine the amount of soup that would mop up at the end of the dish. 604 00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:27,620 And then there'd be a fair... There'd be a fair fucking weight of straining that had to be done over a nice sized industrial sink. 605 00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:33,400 Dylan, thank you very much for the tip and Shafi again and Katie, thank you very much. 606 00:40:35,860 --> 00:40:42,500 Somebody said the sad mustache is what's known in the business as a culkin. 607 00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:46,000 A Kevin McAllister special bush tail. 608 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,620 And one of these... It's hard to find these out in the wild these days. 609 00:40:49,620 --> 00:40:53,300 Tech support and information they gave us. 610 00:40:53,300 --> 00:40:56,420 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelzen. 611 00:40:56,420 --> 00:40:57,620 In the future... 612 00:40:57,620 --> 00:41:00,180 Janelle Stelzen's after you. 613 00:41:00,900 --> 00:41:03,200 Fucking tactical espionage Stelzen. 614 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:06,280 Dylan and Steph, thank you very much. 615 00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,120 Shout out to the OG Gibson's getting married tomorrow. 616 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:14,100 OG Gibson getting married tomorrow, baby. 617 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:16,380 A common way of interacting with the user. 618 00:41:16,780 --> 00:41:18,140 We have a window open here. 619 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,380 I can click on this window. 620 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:21,460 A clock that's running at the same time. 621 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:23,320 I'm able to look in the corner here. 622 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,960 I have icons that represent different actions. 623 00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:26,920 Mop a stash, thank you very much. 624 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,760 So if I click on that icon, it reduces that down... 625 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,920 So this is a 10-year anniversary season. 626 00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,640 So you have these little idents that they've done. 627 00:41:32,780 --> 00:41:34,400 Really nice, cute little idents. 628 00:41:35,400 --> 00:41:40,300 And this is just showing us a chapter from the Chronicles of August 16th, 1988. 629 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,660 Jeez, it might be nearly August 16th. 630 00:41:42,660 --> 00:41:43,300 Oh, it's the 12th. 631 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,740 And this was... 632 00:41:44,740 --> 00:41:46,160 They're showing us in a little box. 633 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:50,640 Very hard to hear because they've mixed music with the audio from the fucking series. 634 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:52,460 And it's kind of hard to know what's going on. 635 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,620 And this is... 636 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,540 They're showing us Windows. 637 00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:03,680 The first ever version of Windows called Windows 3 or Slash 386 with a GUI. 638 00:42:03,780 --> 00:42:05,120 Graphical user interface. 639 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:07,400 Crazy bit of business. 640 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:08,580 A GUI. 641 00:42:08,700 --> 00:42:11,260 It wasn't even invented until then in 1988. 642 00:42:11,540 --> 00:42:12,140 Can you believe it? 643 00:42:12,220 --> 00:42:14,480 How did they even operate computers before that? 644 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:15,000 We don't know. 645 00:42:15,260 --> 00:42:16,920 It's probably just putting in loads of code. 646 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,500 Very, very, very fucking annoying. 647 00:42:21,740 --> 00:42:23,180 And Joe, thank you very much. 648 00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,740 And sexy cell and mom's stash. 649 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:26,420 Thank you very much. 650 00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:31,400 Wow. 651 00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:32,060 Look at that. 652 00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:32,840 Wow. 653 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:36,720 Another classic cold open intro to the boys. 654 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:37,320 Tedgepots. 655 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:37,920 Thanks. 656 00:42:38,060 --> 00:42:38,880 Thanks very much. 657 00:42:38,880 --> 00:42:39,860 And Jackie. 658 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:40,600 Thank you very much. 659 00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:41,000 There's a window. 660 00:42:41,440 --> 00:42:42,800 Look at these guys here. 661 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,800 It's a lovely bit of business going on here. 662 00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:46,400 We've got three. 663 00:42:46,620 --> 00:42:47,860 We're triple monitoring. 664 00:42:48,580 --> 00:42:49,700 We'll go back to that again. 665 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:51,700 Oh, for fuck's sake. 666 00:42:51,860 --> 00:42:52,640 Adverts on YouTube. 667 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,520 Sorry. 668 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:55,020 Sorry. 669 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:57,000 This is a load of bollocks. 670 00:42:57,200 --> 00:42:58,840 This hardware. 671 00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,640 Were we watching the hardware one? 672 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:03,560 Bellabot. 673 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:09,660 Yeah, we were, we were, we were. 674 00:43:10,140 --> 00:43:11,020 We'll go back. 675 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:12,900 Macaulay Culkin's mustache. 676 00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:15,060 And then to the two boys with these. 677 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:16,160 Okay, here we go. 678 00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,460 It's a ViewSonic. 679 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:20,040 These are the guys from ViewSonic who make monitors. 680 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:20,820 I want to begin with. 681 00:43:21,340 --> 00:43:21,900 Picture of. 682 00:43:21,900 --> 00:43:23,220 You have two challenges. 683 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:24,540 Input and output. 684 00:43:24,540 --> 00:43:27,740 There are lots of things to manipulate and lots of things to look at. 685 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:31,760 Here with solutions for both ends of the problem are John Grundy of ViewSonic 686 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:33,680 and Scott Schulte of Logitech. 687 00:43:33,780 --> 00:43:34,900 John, I want to begin with you. 688 00:43:35,340 --> 00:43:36,440 I'm a new Windows user. 689 00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:39,080 I'm still using my old PC when I was running Doc. 690 00:43:39,780 --> 00:43:41,500 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 691 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:45,240 I have those on a soundboard ready to rock somewhere. 692 00:43:46,220 --> 00:43:47,740 I wonder if I've got them here. 693 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:50,100 A few items I could just play. 694 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:53,360 Oh, fuck. 695 00:43:53,420 --> 00:43:54,060 Would it be there? 696 00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:55,640 Would it be there? 697 00:43:56,120 --> 00:43:57,720 I'd probably be here all day doing it. 698 00:43:59,220 --> 00:43:59,580 Soundboard. 699 00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:00,120 Shafé. 700 00:44:00,500 --> 00:44:00,900 Soundboard. 701 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:05,320 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 702 00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,720 Look, we'll get back to that again at another time at the moment. 703 00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:10,580 It's not going to happen. 704 00:44:11,260 --> 00:44:12,240 Just see if I have it here. 705 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,080 It'd be fucking funny if we do have it though. 706 00:44:14,180 --> 00:44:17,460 A load of Shafé quotes in a folder. 707 00:44:17,840 --> 00:44:18,960 Just ready to rock. 708 00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:19,960 Do documents. 709 00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:20,960 Uh, documents. 710 00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:21,600 Do documents. 711 00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:22,860 Documents there. 712 00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:25,500 You fucking want you to put them over the ass. 713 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:27,780 There's a Shafé soundboard. 714 00:44:27,940 --> 00:44:28,580 No, maybe. 715 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:29,400 Maybe. 716 00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:32,040 Shafé. 717 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:33,440 We do have them here. 718 00:44:33,640 --> 00:44:34,200 Bad thing. 719 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,180 I don't know if you can hear them though. 720 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:45,520 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it? 721 00:44:48,280 --> 00:44:50,800 Well, if I have kept them on this fucking thing, that would be great. 722 00:44:54,740 --> 00:44:55,560 Nope, forget it. 723 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:56,800 I'll come back to it another time. 724 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,440 It's not worth the hassle. 725 00:44:58,540 --> 00:45:02,580 Thanks very much for the tip there, Comrade Cactus and Jackie. 726 00:45:03,740 --> 00:45:08,560 But look, we're doing well to be fucking doing the stream from the bed anyway. 727 00:45:08,680 --> 00:45:18,040 So it's not a big deal to me if we don't have a load of Stuart Shafé soundboard little bits and pieces to be playing throughout the show. 728 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:22,660 But I will get that rigged up and hooked up and ready to rock for the next edition. 729 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:24,860 Let's have a look. 730 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,700 It didn't matter that much. 731 00:45:26,800 --> 00:45:29,840 Now, I want to be able to see more on my screen when I'm running Windows. 732 00:45:29,900 --> 00:45:31,320 See more butts. 733 00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:33,860 Well, there's two opportunities for the Windows users. 734 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,040 One of them is just to buy a bigger monitor. 735 00:45:36,220 --> 00:45:39,000 And we have here today one of our larger screen monitors. 736 00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:45,260 The other opportunity is to use a higher resolution, which will pack more information onto the same size screen. 737 00:45:45,740 --> 00:45:52,520 Now, if we look at the monitors that we have here today, the one on the left is a typical 640 by 480 resolution, 738 00:45:52,760 --> 00:45:55,400 which is what most of the people are running Windows at today. 739 00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:55,520 Okay. 740 00:45:56,100 --> 00:45:56,760 What's this? 741 00:45:56,860 --> 00:45:57,660 This lad's got, look. 742 00:45:57,700 --> 00:45:59,200 He's got like a little track ball. 743 00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:09,600 I bet he can't wait for this lad to shut up talking about these monitors so that he can whip out his track ball and really start impressing us. 744 00:46:10,260 --> 00:46:12,440 At the moment, Shafé is looking pensive. 745 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:14,340 His hands are clasped. 746 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:22,460 That of a man who doesn't know whether or not this piece is going to be good or is it going to be boring and labored. 747 00:46:23,140 --> 00:46:24,140 Let's have a look and see. 748 00:46:24,240 --> 00:46:26,400 Thanks very much, Dembele. 749 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:32,060 Some of the newer systems, like the one in the middle here, run 800 by 600. 750 00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:37,500 Now, what we're seeing is the square box on the first monitor is just in standard mode. 751 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:41,160 And the same picture at 800 by 600 is shown on the second screen. 752 00:46:41,540 --> 00:46:43,040 And what you can see is you have a lot more area. 753 00:46:43,040 --> 00:46:47,860 So all the stuff on the outside of that white box is new workspace for me, basically, on my monitor. 754 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:48,720 That's correct. 755 00:46:48,720 --> 00:46:50,840 And what about on the one on the right, the larger monitor? 756 00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:55,180 The one on the right here, what we're doing is running this at 1024 by 768 resolution. 757 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:57,940 And that almost quadruples the amount of information. 758 00:46:58,060 --> 00:47:01,360 As you can see, the screen has parts of four separate screens here now. 759 00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,820 And that, once again, increases the information. 760 00:47:03,820 --> 00:47:07,980 So as you move up to the higher resolutions, you can pack more information into the same area. 761 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:08,180 All right. 762 00:47:08,220 --> 00:47:09,520 I'm going to explain to our viewers now. 763 00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,020 That was rubbish because he's after, say, 764 00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:14,740 You know, you can fit four screens on that. 765 00:47:14,860 --> 00:47:15,580 Look at that, though. 766 00:47:16,620 --> 00:47:18,400 Yeah, you've got a square there. 767 00:47:18,820 --> 00:47:19,520 That's okay. 768 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:21,080 You've got that there. 769 00:47:21,160 --> 00:47:22,820 That's not even a full square at the bottom. 770 00:47:22,940 --> 00:47:24,960 Look, you've got this here. 771 00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:27,200 That's like a fucking rectangle. 772 00:47:27,740 --> 00:47:32,240 And then the less said about this little piece here, the better. 773 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:35,840 Because that is no use to any man or beast whatsoever. 774 00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:36,940 It's not a four screen. 775 00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:38,980 It's not a four screen monitor. 776 00:47:39,860 --> 00:47:40,860 It's not a four. 777 00:47:40,920 --> 00:47:42,340 You're going to tell more lies. 778 00:47:42,340 --> 00:47:45,840 Thanks very much there, leg fend. 779 00:47:47,620 --> 00:47:48,140 And then... 780 00:47:48,140 --> 00:47:50,940 To the higher resolutions, you can pack more information into the same area. 781 00:47:51,020 --> 00:47:51,140 All right. 782 00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:51,780 I might explain... 783 00:47:51,780 --> 00:47:52,940 Can you fuck? 784 00:47:53,140 --> 00:47:54,120 Explain to our viewers now. 785 00:47:54,180 --> 00:47:56,500 There's this sort of inverse law of monitors and displays. 786 00:47:56,600 --> 00:47:59,040 And the better they look in person, the worse they look on the air. 787 00:47:59,120 --> 00:48:02,600 So you should ignore the flicker and all that roll bar stuff you're seeing. 788 00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,480 That's not really what's going on as we look at this. 789 00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:04,900 All right. 790 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:05,120 Now... 791 00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:05,220 Okay. 792 00:48:05,220 --> 00:48:07,620 We're going to tackle flicker and roll bar, guys. 793 00:48:07,620 --> 00:48:10,220 And just before we move on, look at the lovely... 794 00:48:10,220 --> 00:48:11,420 That's a nice... 795 00:48:11,420 --> 00:48:16,880 That was really gone at before the show with a blade or a trimmer. 796 00:48:17,880 --> 00:48:24,120 And what I'm interested in as well is just the willow the wisp at the back of Shafay's head there. 797 00:48:24,220 --> 00:48:25,120 There's a wisp... 798 00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:26,540 First long monitors and the flick. 799 00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,500 Crisp wisp at the back. 800 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:30,340 It's just... 801 00:48:30,340 --> 00:48:33,280 It's just the cheeky little touches like that that make it... 802 00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:34,520 Make the show what it is. 803 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:37,580 Thank you very much, Boner Jams and Legfend. 804 00:48:38,140 --> 00:48:39,560 It's a crazy bit of business. 805 00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:40,220 I love it. 806 00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:41,260 It's cheeky. 807 00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:41,900 It's playful. 808 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:43,160 It's... 809 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:44,440 Some would say suggestive. 810 00:48:44,580 --> 00:48:45,860 We're not going to get into that realm. 811 00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:49,240 Leave that with the man of the hour itself. 812 00:48:49,240 --> 00:48:49,800 The better they're looking person, the worse. 813 00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,640 Stew baby bebe. 814 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,260 They look on the air, so you should ignore the flicker and all that roll bar stuff you're seeing. 815 00:48:56,320 --> 00:48:57,080 That's not really... 816 00:48:57,080 --> 00:48:59,260 I mean, he's talking about flicker and roll bar. 817 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:02,840 But what about the flick and roll right at the back of that kiaun? 818 00:49:03,080 --> 00:49:04,940 It's a lovely, lovely bit of hair. 819 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:05,740 You love to see it. 820 00:49:06,340 --> 00:49:06,860 Look at that. 821 00:49:06,940 --> 00:49:07,720 Pure enhancement. 822 00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:09,320 Can't even see anything. 823 00:49:09,980 --> 00:49:10,280 Pure. 824 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,520 I've gone into his suit. 825 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:14,620 Don't even get me started on that fucking pinstripe. 826 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,620 Absolutely crazy. 827 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:18,420 Crazy bit of business. 828 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:20,320 It's Nouvelle Fachine. 829 00:49:21,020 --> 00:49:22,260 It's Charlie Sheen. 830 00:49:22,440 --> 00:49:23,600 It's Nouvelle Vague. 831 00:49:24,180 --> 00:49:25,300 It's Haute Couture. 832 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,300 It's Haute Cuisine. 833 00:49:26,620 --> 00:49:28,140 It's Cuisine de France. 834 00:49:28,740 --> 00:49:32,480 It's basically Cuisine de France is the name of the look we're going for with this. 835 00:49:33,100 --> 00:49:34,420 What's going on as we look at this? 836 00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:34,840 All right. 837 00:49:34,880 --> 00:49:37,580 Now, I want you to show me some applications in the big monitor. 838 00:49:37,580 --> 00:49:41,060 And show me what the difference in that high resolution and larger size means. 839 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:42,140 Well, as we can see... 840 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:42,380 Ha! 841 00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:44,060 Madra size, is it? 842 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:45,040 Madritch. 843 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:45,880 Here and there. 844 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:49,060 And show me what the difference in that high resolution and larger size means. 845 00:49:49,140 --> 00:49:49,280 Oh. 846 00:49:49,540 --> 00:49:50,080 Larger size. 847 00:49:50,140 --> 00:49:50,460 I get you. 848 00:49:50,580 --> 00:49:55,260 Well, as we can see here in text editor that you can get better definition on your font. 849 00:49:55,260 --> 00:49:56,800 This poor guy is nervous. 850 00:49:56,920 --> 00:49:58,520 He's a bit of a nervous Norris. 851 00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,260 But he's holding it together anyway. 852 00:50:01,260 --> 00:50:04,940 And he's going to show us some Times New Roman Viewsonic demo bold text. 853 00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:12,100 As you actually look at your print preview, you'll be able to see your graphics, you'll be able to see your fonts more as they're going to be printed. 854 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:12,620 Okay. 855 00:50:12,620 --> 00:50:15,520 And this is a function of the higher resolution, larger display area. 856 00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:16,020 That's correct. 857 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:16,020 That's correct. 858 00:50:16,020 --> 00:50:16,320 Holy! 859 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:23,900 Now, the other thing that we can do is we can change to the color and look at the added color that this type of a monitor brings you. 860 00:50:24,340 --> 00:50:24,700 Wow. 861 00:50:24,700 --> 00:50:28,940 The definition and the contrast is much greater than in a standard, say, VGA monitor. 862 00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:33,080 So if I'm doing serious desktop publishing in which the color values are critical. 863 00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:33,160 Serious stuff, Lance. 864 00:50:33,420 --> 00:50:34,320 Thanks very much, Joel. 865 00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:38,000 Is it just the resolution that's getting me that or is there something else in this monitor that's getting me that? 866 00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:39,740 What else is going on there in that monitor? 867 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:40,680 Thanks very much, Joel. 868 00:50:40,880 --> 00:50:42,440 And Damios, thank you very much. 869 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:44,540 There's additional technology in the monitor. 870 00:50:44,680 --> 00:50:44,920 Look at that. 871 00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,200 He has a will-o-the-wisp as well. 872 00:50:46,220 --> 00:50:48,820 Is there something else in this monitor that's getting me that? 873 00:50:48,820 --> 00:50:51,440 This must be the lady or the makeup. 874 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:52,120 I'm not going to say. 875 00:50:52,140 --> 00:50:53,180 It could be a feller as well. 876 00:50:53,180 --> 00:51:00,460 As the feller in the audience of the fucking Late Late Show said the other night when we were watching that before it got fucking taken down off YouTube. 877 00:51:01,540 --> 00:51:02,820 It could be a feller as well. 878 00:51:03,240 --> 00:51:05,020 No sexism here, lads. 879 00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:06,700 No sexism. 880 00:51:06,900 --> 00:51:08,640 No sexism here, guys. 881 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,400 I'd love to watch that again, but Artie will take everything down. 882 00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:16,060 Whereas this Shafi, it's just pure. 883 00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,060 It's out there. 884 00:51:17,880 --> 00:51:19,300 It's out there in the wild. 885 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:20,620 He's not going to come and take it down. 886 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,040 No one's going to want to take it down. 887 00:51:22,040 --> 00:51:28,040 What Artie are going to gain from taking their fucking videos down off the ones that I fucking see? 888 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:28,860 Huh? 889 00:51:29,340 --> 00:51:30,620 I'm only- I'm only- 890 00:51:30,620 --> 00:51:32,480 Sure, I'm throwing more business their way. 891 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:35,960 Did they not know I've got a sizzle cap? 892 00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:39,300 And look at this. 893 00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,100 This is why Artie are going down the fucking shitter. 894 00:51:42,200 --> 00:51:44,200 Because they don't put little fucking curl- 895 00:51:44,200 --> 00:51:46,560 Jerry curls on the back of their guests' heads. 896 00:51:48,160 --> 00:51:48,740 Moldy mold. 897 00:51:48,740 --> 00:51:49,660 Thank you very much. 898 00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:57,520 Technology in the monitor that improves the contrast and the color that you actually see on screen. 899 00:51:58,380 --> 00:52:01,900 It's aimed more at being able to match your color with your printed color. 900 00:52:02,140 --> 00:52:05,820 All right, John, you've showed us the output side of optimizing your system for Windows. 901 00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,980 Let's turn now to the input side, and you've got the new TrackMan stationary mouse. 902 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:12,240 First of all, show us the piece of hardware and how it's put together. 903 00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:15,620 Shows the piece of hardware and how it's put together. 904 00:52:15,720 --> 00:52:20,600 We've got a TrackMan mouse here, Computer Chronicles 1992. 905 00:52:21,640 --> 00:52:23,900 The Computer Chronicles with Stuart Shaffey. 906 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:30,960 And this guy is about to really get to grips with a real sexy piece of hardware that you could have got back then. 907 00:52:30,960 --> 00:52:33,320 What we have here is a stationary mouse. 908 00:52:33,460 --> 00:52:38,400 It's a trackball, a thumb-driven trackball, where you place your thumb on the ball, and you have three more buttons right here. 909 00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:42,660 Your fingers rest comfortably on the ball with your thumb over here, and you can... 910 00:52:42,660 --> 00:52:47,340 He just said your fingers rest comfortably on the ball, but as we can see, that's a lie. 911 00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:49,280 That's an out-and-out lie. 912 00:52:49,660 --> 00:52:50,640 You're going to tell more lies. 913 00:52:50,720 --> 00:52:51,680 His thumb is on the ball. 914 00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:57,260 He's got four fingers straddling those little buttons there. 915 00:52:58,340 --> 00:53:00,640 It's just... it's design. 916 00:53:00,980 --> 00:53:01,640 It's lovely. 917 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:04,400 It's a lovely shitty beige color. 918 00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:06,300 It's just so nice. 919 00:53:06,980 --> 00:53:12,000 And I can't believe it's got a wire... it's got a big, dirty wire coming out of it. 920 00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:13,980 It's just so good. 921 00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:15,660 Why don't they make these anymore? 922 00:53:16,540 --> 00:53:17,820 Why don't they make these anymore? 923 00:53:18,720 --> 00:53:21,880 But then again, why'd they fucking make them in the first place? 924 00:53:22,060 --> 00:53:22,620 They were rubbish. 925 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,480 You can move the cursor around quite easily. 926 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:31,340 Unlike some other trackballs on the market, where you rest your whole hand on the palm-sized ball. 927 00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:32,020 Wow. 928 00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,540 Imagine getting a palm-sized ball and just resting your hand on it. 929 00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:39,900 You can just conveniently rest your thumb on it, and it's much easier to hold down the buttons and move the ball at the same time. 930 00:53:39,900 --> 00:53:40,060 All right. 931 00:53:40,060 --> 00:53:41,980 We're talking about Windows users right now. 932 00:53:42,060 --> 00:53:45,740 And what's the advantage to a Windows user of having that kind of mouse as input? 933 00:53:46,100 --> 00:53:50,840 Well, with the growing acceptance of Windows, everybody's becoming used to using a mouse right now. 934 00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:51,440 Scott Schultz! 935 00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:55,140 Advice like this is different than a conventional mouse in that it always stays in one place. 936 00:53:55,220 --> 00:53:59,580 A regular mouse will move around on the desk, and you have to look over and find out where you left it the last time. 937 00:53:59,580 --> 00:54:00,260 No mouse pad. 938 00:54:00,380 --> 00:54:01,360 No space in your desk. 939 00:54:01,460 --> 00:54:01,640 No mouse. 940 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,740 It actually takes up less space. 941 00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:02,900 Yeah. 942 00:54:02,900 --> 00:54:03,080 All right. 943 00:54:03,120 --> 00:54:05,980 Can you show us some stuff of what you actually do using the... 944 00:54:05,980 --> 00:54:09,220 Stuart Schultz, a class presenter again. 945 00:54:09,300 --> 00:54:15,560 I like these moments where he just cuts the interviewee off, doesn't let them go on anymore, 946 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:16,920 because he knows they're talking shite. 947 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:19,400 He knows the audience's attention is waning. 948 00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:22,620 So it's just straight away, all right, what else? 949 00:54:23,020 --> 00:54:25,420 And your man wants to talk about how it's a great little mouse. 950 00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:25,600 Look. 951 00:54:25,860 --> 00:54:27,920 It actually takes up less space. 952 00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,260 All right. 953 00:54:28,300 --> 00:54:28,860 Can you show us... 954 00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:32,600 It actually takes up less space. 955 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:32,840 Yeah. 956 00:54:32,880 --> 00:54:33,140 All right. 957 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:33,640 What else? 958 00:54:34,860 --> 00:54:36,060 Stuff of what you'd actually... 959 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:36,680 Mouse pad. 960 00:54:36,820 --> 00:54:37,760 No space in your desk. 961 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:38,100 All that stuff. 962 00:54:38,100 --> 00:54:39,160 It actually takes up less space. 963 00:54:39,220 --> 00:54:39,520 All right. 964 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:43,120 Can you show us some stuff of what you'd actually do using the stationary mouse? 965 00:54:43,220 --> 00:54:43,440 Sure. 966 00:54:44,040 --> 00:54:46,020 Any mouse actually consists of two parts. 967 00:54:46,140 --> 00:54:46,820 One part is the hardware. 968 00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,240 This is Shafay's show, and he lets them know it, ConnorMack96. 969 00:54:51,460 --> 00:54:52,420 You're goddamn right. 970 00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,840 Thank you very much, big blue ball. 971 00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,420 And Juicy and any bosom. 972 00:54:57,680 --> 00:54:58,660 Thank you very much, lads. 973 00:54:58,760 --> 00:54:59,680 And one part is the software. 974 00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,360 What we have shipping with TrackMan... 975 00:55:03,360 --> 00:55:04,180 Lodgy mouse. 976 00:55:04,200 --> 00:55:04,720 ...on a few utilities. 977 00:55:05,500 --> 00:55:07,280 The first one is a special control panel. 978 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:12,000 This control panel allows you to select common things such as tracking speed... 979 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:12,580 Track speed. 980 00:55:12,700 --> 00:55:14,800 ...and drag lock setting, which is useful for a trackball. 981 00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:19,540 Do some button assignments, which is useful for the middle and the right button. 982 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:23,360 What you'll see here is that I have the middle button set to a double click. 983 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:27,940 Over the course of a day, somebody could easily double click thousands of times when they're using Windows. 984 00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:27,940 Yeah. 985 00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:27,940 Yeah. 986 00:55:27,940 --> 00:55:30,140 I have the right button set up for task list. 987 00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:34,980 So that if I press it at any time during any application, up pops the task list, and I can go off to another application. 988 00:55:34,980 --> 00:55:36,840 So a big advantage, number one, is three buttons. 989 00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:37,240 That's right. 990 00:55:37,240 --> 00:55:40,360 And then all the combinations you can do with those buttons and no need to double click. 991 00:55:40,660 --> 00:55:40,980 Exactly. 992 00:55:40,980 --> 00:55:41,620 Okay, go ahead. 993 00:55:41,820 --> 00:55:45,080 Another option that we have on here is something for laptop computers. 994 00:55:45,200 --> 00:55:49,800 As you probably know, the LCD display on a laptop at sometimes can lose the mouse cursor. 995 00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:57,600 What we have here is a cursor enhancement program where you can actually change the size of the cursor, make it small, medium, or large. 996 00:55:58,140 --> 00:56:02,480 Make it white or black, and change some other aspects of the cursor as well. 997 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:09,020 So this is very useful for portable computers, which are growing in popularity, and especially for use for Windows on portable computers. 998 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:09,320 Right. 999 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:11,720 So what other software goodies do we have with this? 1000 00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:12,260 Goodies. 1001 00:56:12,260 --> 00:56:16,420 Well, that is the extent of the mouseware package that comes with the tracker. 1002 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,100 That was it. 1003 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,180 There's nothing else. 1004 00:56:18,600 --> 00:56:18,880 Okay. 1005 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:29,260 But what you can do now, once you minimize these applications, is by going off into whatever application you typically like to use, take advantage of all three buttons. 1006 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:34,140 And what you'll end up doing is saving a lot of time, a lot of clicks, and a lot of motion with a product like this. 1007 00:56:34,320 --> 00:56:34,680 Wow. 1008 00:56:34,860 --> 00:56:37,440 All right, John, let's go back to the monitor question for just a bit now. 1009 00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:39,960 The MQ guys. 1010 00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:44,440 We're about to fucking get to grips with the MQ, the monitor question. 1011 00:56:46,140 --> 00:56:50,200 Guys, walk into the computer store and the salesman's tell them this resolution, that resolution, so on. 1012 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,460 You mentioned most people are using the lower resolution here, the 640x480. 1013 00:56:54,700 --> 00:56:56,080 Thank you very much, Juicy. 1014 00:56:56,260 --> 00:56:57,880 And Matthew, thank you very much, guys. 1015 00:56:57,980 --> 00:57:04,720 Before the typical user, is it worth the investment in upgrading to a monitor like your ViewSonic 7 there? 1016 00:57:05,100 --> 00:57:06,000 I believe it is. 1017 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:15,160 A lot of people are finding that while they use the 640, they really don't get the amount of information that they need in front of them that a graphic environment like Windows enables. 1018 00:57:15,160 --> 00:57:18,360 And to get that, they need to upgrade their monitor. 1019 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,940 And there's a number of things they could be looking at when they go to... 1020 00:57:20,940 --> 00:57:21,760 How are you, Quib? 1021 00:57:22,000 --> 00:57:22,960 Thank you very much. 1022 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:23,900 I hope you're getting on well. 1023 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:24,540 Your birthday... 1024 00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:25,460 Your birthday today. 1025 00:57:25,560 --> 00:57:27,880 Happy birthday to the Quibmeister General. 1026 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,440 Lord of everything Quibbish. 1027 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:38,740 And I dedicate this freeze frame of Computer Chronicles, a 1992 episode about hardware to you. 1028 00:57:39,260 --> 00:57:41,500 It's none other than this guy's face. 1029 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:43,200 And he's a monitor master. 1030 00:57:43,780 --> 00:57:46,720 And if you zoom in there, he looks a little bit like fucking Dexter. 1031 00:57:47,260 --> 00:57:51,160 Do you know, is there like a meme of Dexter's face that does the rounds that everyone's... 1032 00:57:52,980 --> 00:57:54,920 Everyone seems to be posted. 1033 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:55,580 I'm not sure. 1034 00:57:55,660 --> 00:57:56,140 Is that right? 1035 00:57:58,080 --> 00:57:58,840 Maybe I'm not. 1036 00:58:02,940 --> 00:58:05,180 Tishki is pushing you close to the grave, Francis. 1037 00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:05,860 I hope not. 1038 00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,040 Fucking hope not. 1039 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:07,320 Upgrading. 1040 00:58:07,500 --> 00:58:09,720 And size and resolution are two of the most important. 1041 00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,480 The other one being the refresh rate, which is... 1042 00:58:12,480 --> 00:58:14,420 Will prevent flicker. 1043 00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:15,940 Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. 1044 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,100 What about the sort of ergonomic eye strain thing? 1045 00:58:18,140 --> 00:58:22,680 Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and... 1046 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:22,900 What? 1047 00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:25,500 Did he just... 1048 00:58:25,500 --> 00:58:28,340 He said, is there a benefit to using a dispel? 1049 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:30,420 Are you sure there... 1050 00:58:30,420 --> 00:58:33,600 Fucking Stewie, you're meant to say display. 1051 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,260 Will prevent flicker. 1052 00:58:35,300 --> 00:58:35,620 Let's do this. 1053 00:58:35,940 --> 00:58:36,800 Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. 1054 00:58:36,800 --> 00:58:38,940 What about the sort of ergonomic eye strain thing? 1055 00:58:38,980 --> 00:58:44,340 Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker? 1056 00:58:44,660 --> 00:58:49,520 Benefit to using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker? 1057 00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:49,840 Yeah. 1058 00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:54,400 Is there some benefit to using a dispel like that? 1059 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:57,680 Let's dispel the myth. 1060 00:58:58,660 --> 00:59:00,140 Let's fucking dispel away, man. 1061 00:59:00,580 --> 00:59:02,780 But it's not a dispel, Shafi. 1062 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,740 It's a display. 1063 00:59:04,500 --> 00:59:05,540 And you've been rumbled. 1064 00:59:06,120 --> 00:59:09,380 You've been rumbled 30, 40 years afterwards. 1065 00:59:10,820 --> 00:59:11,220 Historically. 1066 00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:11,800 We went... 1067 00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,160 We backtracked and we found out what was going on. 1068 00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:15,780 What was really going on. 1069 00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,400 Thank you very much there, Bash Mock and Mr. Fontaine and Johnny Knoxville. 1070 00:59:21,500 --> 00:59:22,420 Thank you very much, lads. 1071 00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:31,060 As you mentioned, using a dispel like that, which has the higher resolution and the reduced flicker? 1072 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:31,360 Yeah. 1073 00:59:31,460 --> 00:59:40,000 As you mentioned at the beginning of the show, the Pupstonic 7 will run at 72 hertz, which means it's almost completely flicker-free, although it is not here on the phone. 1074 00:59:40,000 --> 00:59:40,340 What? 1075 00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,500 It's almost flicker-free. 1076 00:59:44,040 --> 00:59:45,120 That's not what I heard. 1077 00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:49,100 I heard Brenda Fricker was fleeing. 1078 00:59:49,660 --> 00:59:57,640 It was as if I had an image in my mind of Brenda Fricker fleeing from this fella trying to sell her dodgy monitors. 1079 00:59:57,640 --> 01:00:06,440 As you mentioned at the beginning of the show, the Pupstonic 7 will run at 72 hertz, which means it's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it is not here on the show. 1080 01:00:06,800 --> 01:00:10,200 It's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it is not here. 1081 01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:11,400 Although it is not here. 1082 01:00:11,640 --> 01:00:12,280 Although it is... 1083 01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:15,080 It's almost completely flicker-fricker-free, although it... 1084 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:16,280 You heard it here first. 1085 01:00:17,080 --> 01:00:22,940 This monitor that he was fucking peddling back in the day of Pupstonic, it was fucking Fricker fleeing. 1086 01:00:24,940 --> 01:00:32,240 You don't get Fricker fleeing monitors anymore because they don't care for the general populace who requires them. 1087 01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:36,320 Thank you very much there for the tip, Bashamok. 1088 01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:38,580 It is not here on the show. 1089 01:00:38,780 --> 01:00:39,040 Right, right. 1090 01:00:39,240 --> 01:00:40,380 And this is... 1091 01:00:40,380 --> 01:00:43,480 That means you can look at it for long periods of time without getting the eye strain. 1092 01:00:44,300 --> 01:00:52,380 Also, all the controls are up front so that if for some reason in their Windows applications they're having problems with sizing, they can do the sizing right away. 1093 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,300 Size matters. 1094 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:55,260 Great advantages for the Windows. 1095 01:00:55,260 --> 01:00:56,540 And what's the price differential? 1096 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,440 What's it cost me to get into 1024 by 767? 1097 01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:00,980 Well, there's two considerations. 1098 01:01:01,140 --> 01:01:03,360 One of them is the resolution and the other one is the size. 1099 01:01:03,440 --> 01:01:06,520 And as you go up in size or resolution, the price obviously goes up with it. 1100 01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:08,900 This is one of our top-of-the-line monitors. 1101 01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:12,540 It has a suggested retail price of around $1,300, $1,400. 1102 01:01:13,460 --> 01:01:14,820 But you can get it much cheaper than that. 1103 01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:15,240 Yeah. 1104 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,520 Okay. 1105 01:01:15,580 --> 01:01:16,740 And what about the track of my mouse? 1106 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:18,060 What sort of the street price going on? 1107 01:01:18,100 --> 01:01:20,060 Well, the street price is around $79, $89. 1108 01:01:20,580 --> 01:01:22,000 The SRP is $139. 1109 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:22,340 Okay. 1110 01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,160 Thank you very much. 1111 01:01:23,500 --> 01:01:23,680 All right. 1112 01:01:23,720 --> 01:01:28,820 The first time you fire up Windows, you may discover you spend a lot of time looking at that salt timer icon. 1113 01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,660 Windows and Windows screens can be very slow. 1114 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:38,300 But fortunately, a company called Waytech has come out with custom chips that speed up the flow of information to your screen. 1115 01:01:39,940 --> 01:01:43,560 Windows is by definition a graphics-intensive user interface. 1116 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:50,680 But the price you pay for the GUI is a CPU that spends too much of its time drawing screens and not enough time processing data. 1117 01:01:51,340 --> 01:01:54,680 For the engineers at Waytech, that suggested an obvious solution. 1118 01:01:54,920 --> 01:02:08,220 With the standards that exist in VGA and Super VGA, the best approach for assuring acceleration and performance is to use a graphics processor to assist the main processor in the system. 1119 01:02:08,460 --> 01:02:09,760 This is Barry Cox, everybody. 1120 01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:10,560 Barry Cox. 1121 01:02:10,620 --> 01:02:12,420 Thank you very much, Fricker Flea and Peter. 1122 01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,820 I hope you're doing well. 1123 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,120 Does Tommy's barbecue smoke waft and linger through the gaff? 1124 01:02:20,460 --> 01:02:27,240 He left his jacket hanging around and his leather jacket just stinks of fucking barbecue smoke of charcoal. 1125 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:28,860 It's rank. 1126 01:02:28,940 --> 01:02:32,000 I don't know how he's going to fucking get that one, get rid of that. 1127 01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:38,180 But moving graphics processing off the main system CPU was only going to solve part of the problem. 1128 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,420 The other bottleneck was the computer's bus. 1129 01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:48,700 The initial VGA and Super VGA compatible parts were on an ISO bus, which allowed us to transfer data only. 1130 01:02:49,580 --> 01:02:53,660 TTT in the chat says, what the fuck happened to you, Viper? 1131 01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:55,100 I don't know. 1132 01:02:55,100 --> 01:02:57,600 But I tell you who would know TTT in the chat. 1133 01:02:58,360 --> 01:02:59,060 You're our lady. 1134 01:03:01,220 --> 01:03:14,800 32-bit bus. 1135 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:16,680 32-bit bus. 1136 01:03:18,140 --> 01:03:20,060 Look at that fucking speed of that graphical. 1137 01:03:22,140 --> 01:03:22,440 Wow. 1138 01:03:22,440 --> 01:03:25,080 That's heavy going. 1139 01:03:25,080 --> 01:03:25,560 Apologies. 1140 01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:31,940 Does anyone who's got photosensitive epilepsy, that's a bit of a fucking bad buzz altogether. 1141 01:03:32,280 --> 01:03:34,220 There should be a warning there, but there isn't. 1142 01:03:34,220 --> 01:03:36,300 More and more into the multimedia environment. 1143 01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:41,680 So from Microsoft's point of view, the Waytech solution is a welcome add-on to Windows Pass. 1144 01:03:42,100 --> 01:03:44,520 Check out that floral blouse. 1145 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:48,460 It's a law unto itself. 1146 01:03:50,320 --> 01:03:52,220 It's a lovely bit of business. 1147 01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:54,320 And that's a crazy, crazy keyboard too. 1148 01:03:56,880 --> 01:03:57,860 Post-it notes. 1149 01:03:58,900 --> 01:04:01,740 I wonder, did those tasks ever get achieved? 1150 01:04:02,820 --> 01:04:06,900 And was everything done on the day? 1151 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:08,860 There's a little pad there as well with a pen. 1152 01:04:09,040 --> 01:04:11,400 It's just a different world, isn't it? 1153 01:04:11,980 --> 01:04:12,980 It really is a different world. 1154 01:04:13,340 --> 01:04:14,120 Adobe Elements. 1155 01:04:14,280 --> 01:04:15,220 Windows enhancements. 1156 01:04:16,020 --> 01:04:16,220 Power. 1157 01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,800 We definitely see that Windows and... 1158 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:19,660 We've Darby. 1159 01:04:20,500 --> 01:04:21,460 Darby Williams. 1160 01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,600 Who's a Windows aficionado. 1161 01:04:25,640 --> 01:04:29,880 And he's a great, great tie done up to 11, up to midnight. 1162 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:31,860 And then we do a slow pan. 1163 01:04:31,860 --> 01:04:34,200 Maybe a bit of ominous music for that slow pan. 1164 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:35,220 Chopin. 1165 01:04:36,920 --> 01:04:37,380 Oh, fuck it. 1166 01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:37,980 We'll save that. 1167 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:38,760 We'll save that. 1168 01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:41,940 Because I reckon there's going to be more ominous looking shite coming up than him. 1169 01:04:41,940 --> 01:04:45,940 Multi-dimensional applications that incorporate sound, incorporates video, 1170 01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:49,220 incorporates very high quality photographic images. 1171 01:04:49,820 --> 01:04:52,160 And all those are very taxing on the processor. 1172 01:04:52,760 --> 01:04:56,040 So hardware such as what Waytech is developing is very useful for that. 1173 01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:59,040 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelzen. 1174 01:05:00,940 --> 01:05:02,880 Janelle Stelzen's after you. 1175 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:10,840 Wow. 1176 01:05:15,640 --> 01:05:17,220 How weird is that like? 1177 01:05:17,220 --> 01:05:19,740 Why don't they just cut to it and then, hi, welcome back. 1178 01:05:19,820 --> 01:05:22,220 But they have to leave them sitting there with this... 1179 01:05:22,220 --> 01:05:25,700 Forever. 1180 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:29,020 The most popular hardware... 1181 01:05:29,020 --> 01:05:36,980 The most popular hardware add-on for Windows is the accelerator card. 1182 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:42,220 And the most fun add-on for Windows is probably the card that lets you watch TV in a window. 1183 01:05:42,680 --> 01:05:49,120 Here to show us speed and video are Jeff Orr of Diamond Computer Systems and Martin Dooms of New Media Graphics. 1184 01:05:49,460 --> 01:05:50,080 Dooms, is it? 1185 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:51,640 All right, Jeff, let's start with you and the video display. 1186 01:05:51,640 --> 01:05:52,580 The fucking Dooms Day book. 1187 01:05:52,580 --> 01:05:53,440 What is the problem? 1188 01:05:53,440 --> 01:05:57,460 I put Windows on my PC and all of a sudden the monitor just dies to a crawl. 1189 01:05:57,460 --> 01:05:58,380 What's going on? 1190 01:05:58,380 --> 01:05:59,120 What's the bottleneck? 1191 01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,460 Windows is a very graphics intensive environment. 1192 01:06:01,460 --> 01:06:04,040 And there's two major bottlenecks we find that need to be taken care of. 1193 01:06:04,040 --> 01:06:04,380 Jeff Orr, everybody. 1194 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:04,740 Jeff Orr. 1195 01:06:04,740 --> 01:06:06,660 The graphics accelerator can help with that performance. 1196 01:06:06,660 --> 01:06:07,120 Jeff Orr. 1197 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,340 One is to get the information from the card through the bus. 1198 01:06:10,460 --> 01:06:10,760 Okay. 1199 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:13,660 And normally we find this in a 16-bit architecture. 1200 01:06:13,700 --> 01:06:14,660 Where is the bus like? 1201 01:06:14,660 --> 01:06:19,500 And the other is to offload a number of the functions that are common to Windows to improve their performance. 1202 01:06:19,880 --> 01:06:21,500 From the CPU itself. 1203 01:06:21,500 --> 01:06:22,280 From the CPU itself. 1204 01:06:22,280 --> 01:06:23,040 Which is having to do everything. 1205 01:06:23,200 --> 01:06:23,420 Right. 1206 01:06:23,700 --> 01:06:24,660 All right, now you've come up. 1207 01:06:24,720 --> 01:06:27,120 You have one card on the market now called the Stealth card. 1208 01:06:27,300 --> 01:06:28,680 It's a great stash. 1209 01:06:28,760 --> 01:06:29,620 It's a great stash. 1210 01:06:29,740 --> 01:06:39,940 It's got a little bit of a fucking parting of the Red Sea in the middle there where Moses grazed his cattle before parting the Red Sea. 1211 01:06:39,940 --> 01:06:45,560 And then creating the Bible part two or doing the fucking stones through Testaments. 1212 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:46,660 Whatever it was. 1213 01:06:46,940 --> 01:06:49,320 It didn't work out for me in religion class. 1214 01:06:49,420 --> 01:06:51,680 Couldn't really remember what went on. 1215 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:54,780 But I know that Moses had something to do with that. 1216 01:06:55,220 --> 01:06:56,580 And then maybe that got filled up. 1217 01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:59,640 That little area there got filled up with a big massive flash flood. 1218 01:07:00,400 --> 01:07:02,760 And Noah's Ark had to be constructed. 1219 01:07:03,760 --> 01:07:04,680 It was a great little. 1220 01:07:04,860 --> 01:07:07,820 In this area, what's known as the philtrum. 1221 01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:09,500 Do you know the little. 1222 01:07:09,500 --> 01:07:13,120 Convex part between your lips underneath your nose. 1223 01:07:13,200 --> 01:07:14,200 That's your philtrum. 1224 01:07:14,880 --> 01:07:15,620 Maybe it's not. 1225 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:16,480 Get back to me. 1226 01:07:16,560 --> 01:07:17,640 Let me know if it's not. 1227 01:07:18,760 --> 01:07:19,520 Do everything. 1228 01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:19,920 Right. 1229 01:07:20,180 --> 01:07:21,140 All right, now you've come up. 1230 01:07:21,200 --> 01:07:24,920 You have one card on the market now called the Stealth card that helps solve that problem. 1231 01:07:25,020 --> 01:07:25,580 You got it there. 1232 01:07:25,660 --> 01:07:27,120 So just show me what's on the board. 1233 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:30,160 The Stealth VRAM is a 16-bit ISA card. 1234 01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,900 It's based on the S3 controller. 1235 01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:32,340 Wow. 1236 01:07:33,140 --> 01:07:33,720 He's shaking. 1237 01:07:33,880 --> 01:07:35,800 He's got nerves. 1238 01:07:36,180 --> 01:07:39,480 Let's have a look at that shaky hand as he holds that fucking graphics card. 1239 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,160 The Stealth VRAM is a 16-bit ISA card. 1240 01:07:42,580 --> 01:07:44,000 It's based on the S3 controller. 1241 01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:45,220 A little bit of nerves there. 1242 01:07:45,220 --> 01:07:46,660 This is one of the primary graphics. 1243 01:07:46,660 --> 01:07:47,680 A little bit of nerves. 1244 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:49,100 That's all right. 1245 01:07:49,320 --> 01:07:51,920 A little bit of nervousness on the night. 1246 01:07:52,240 --> 01:07:53,600 Doing the computer chronicles. 1247 01:07:53,780 --> 01:07:54,580 I'm feeling great. 1248 01:07:54,960 --> 01:07:55,900 And look at this. 1249 01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:57,420 What the fuck is that? 1250 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:58,660 Is he a mystic? 1251 01:07:58,740 --> 01:07:58,980 Is he? 1252 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,140 He's got a mood ring. 1253 01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:02,940 He's got a mood. 1254 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:06,240 Jeff Orr has a mood ring on him. 1255 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,680 Where'd you get that from? 1256 01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:11,600 Fucking Veda from Child's Play. 1257 01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:11,900 Is it? 1258 01:08:11,940 --> 01:08:12,820 Or My Girl. 1259 01:08:13,460 --> 01:08:16,060 He got the mood ring from My Girl 2. 1260 01:08:17,120 --> 01:08:21,120 And now he's wearing it in the show Computer Chronicles. 1261 01:08:21,240 --> 01:08:22,380 It's a crazy bit of business. 1262 01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:25,640 Red Sea Tech. 1263 01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,580 Thank you very much. 1264 01:08:26,780 --> 01:08:27,860 And frick or flee. 1265 01:08:28,100 --> 01:08:29,740 This accelerator you'll find in the market today. 1266 01:08:30,120 --> 01:08:32,900 It has a number of the common Windows functions built into it. 1267 01:08:32,980 --> 01:08:35,600 Like Blitz, Line Draws, and Rectangular Fills. 1268 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:37,000 This allows... 1269 01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:37,420 Look at that. 1270 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:39,260 We get another angle on the mood ring. 1271 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:43,420 Fucking hell. 1272 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,980 I wonder what he gets up to with that. 1273 01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,340 It allows the CPU to be able to operate other functions, mathematical calculations, 1274 01:08:53,500 --> 01:08:55,480 that don't require the graphics card's time. 1275 01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:59,980 So you're offloading a lot of that graphics overhead from your basic CPU and putting it on the board. 1276 01:09:00,140 --> 01:09:00,300 Yes. 1277 01:09:00,480 --> 01:09:00,660 Right. 1278 01:09:00,880 --> 01:09:04,200 Now what kind of factor improvement in speed would we see with something like this? 1279 01:09:04,280 --> 01:09:07,260 This guy is just waiting in the rafters, Mr. Doom. 1280 01:09:08,480 --> 01:09:12,040 I can't wait to see how his name is spelt, but he was introduced as Mr. Doom. 1281 01:09:12,460 --> 01:09:16,500 And he's got a classic, classic slick ball. 1282 01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:17,900 It's a cue ball. 1283 01:09:18,360 --> 01:09:22,080 Even though a cue ball would be usually the name given to someone who doesn't have any hair. 1284 01:09:22,700 --> 01:09:23,480 But this is a... 1285 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,420 He's got an eight ball. 1286 01:09:25,020 --> 01:09:28,320 With a side part, suggestive side part scenario. 1287 01:09:28,940 --> 01:09:33,200 And then crumpled, crinkled arm suit. 1288 01:09:33,740 --> 01:09:36,640 Which is just part of his fucking fashion choice. 1289 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:40,860 And I mean, no one's going to be able to top what Jude's got going on there. 1290 01:09:40,940 --> 01:09:42,640 Let's see how this transitions here. 1291 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:43,540 It's looking interesting. 1292 01:09:43,660 --> 01:09:45,040 Also, what's this here? 1293 01:09:45,880 --> 01:09:47,600 It's a big, big piece of tech. 1294 01:09:49,180 --> 01:09:50,120 Crazy bit of business. 1295 01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,300 The stealth board. 1296 01:09:51,940 --> 01:10:02,340 With the stealth, in comparing it to something like a standard one megabyte VGA card, we'd see a factor from anywhere of four to ten times faster in just the Windows environment. 1297 01:10:03,180 --> 01:10:07,480 All right, now you've got a new board which is coming out, which you say is even faster and better yet. 1298 01:10:07,480 --> 01:10:10,900 So first of all, show us the board and then let's see what the result will be. 1299 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:13,080 This board is called the Superstar. 1300 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:17,080 And the Superstar takes the ideas of graphics accelerators and moves them even farther. 1301 01:10:17,740 --> 01:10:18,660 One is to add it to... 1302 01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:21,120 He's quivering with that Superboard. 1303 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:26,280 It's a local bus, which puts it into a 32-bit architecture, giving more data that can pass through the bus. 1304 01:10:26,820 --> 01:10:32,000 And also accelerates it by using those same types of ideas, bit blade acceleration, line drills, and rectangular fills. 1305 01:10:32,080 --> 01:10:35,520 All right, now we've got a little benchmark test going here and I want you to run it for me. 1306 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:38,280 So why don't we get it going while it's running, we'll explain what's going on. 1307 01:10:38,720 --> 01:10:45,120 What we're looking at here are both systems are going to be running PC Labs' Windows benchmark program called WinBench. 1308 01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:47,780 Thank you very much, sir, Blackpool. 1309 01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:50,080 Thank you very much for the tip. 1310 01:10:50,080 --> 01:10:59,580 And what this is going to do, it's going to calculate the amount of time and the amount of information that it can pass through the video card in a given amount of time. 1311 01:11:00,620 --> 01:11:06,760 This is boring and you can tell it's boring because look at Stuart Shaffey's hands, the bottom left of the screen here. 1312 01:11:09,020 --> 01:11:10,240 It's all in the hands. 1313 01:11:10,500 --> 01:11:13,820 The body language, you can tell when a situation needs to get wrapped up. 1314 01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:18,160 Those hands, I can guarantee they're probably going to start moving and making shapes any moment now. 1315 01:11:18,380 --> 01:11:18,740 Let's watch. 1316 01:11:18,900 --> 01:11:20,520 This is done with 12 different tests. 1317 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:23,340 These are determined by as the most common test. 1318 01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:23,620 Scratching. 1319 01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:25,140 Look at that. 1320 01:11:25,960 --> 01:11:26,960 Look at that what he's doing. 1321 01:11:26,960 --> 01:11:29,240 Some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea. 1322 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:30,140 Have you seen that? 1323 01:11:30,140 --> 01:11:30,640 What? 1324 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,840 Let's do this. 1325 01:11:42,540 --> 01:11:43,200 Watch this. 1326 01:11:46,620 --> 01:11:46,940 Windows. 1327 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:52,080 And some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea of the common windows. 1328 01:11:52,940 --> 01:11:57,260 And some of these will not be as visual as others, but they'll give you a good idea of the common functions. 1329 01:11:57,560 --> 01:11:57,720 Okay. 1330 01:11:57,780 --> 01:12:00,700 And what we're doing here is comparing the two boards you just showed me, right? 1331 01:12:00,760 --> 01:12:04,180 Your original stealth board and the one that's about to come out, the superstar board. 1332 01:12:04,320 --> 01:12:07,760 We're taking a look at the difference between the current technology, which is the screen on the left. 1333 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:07,900 Scratching. 1334 01:12:08,340 --> 01:12:08,840 He's scratching. 1335 01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:10,540 And the current, the up and coming technology. 1336 01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:12,840 You're getting a load of this. 1337 01:12:12,900 --> 01:12:13,840 I hope you're watching this. 1338 01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:21,060 So I need to zoom in and enhance because he's gone from a fucking, he's gone from the steeple scratch, which is, which is this. 1339 01:12:21,440 --> 01:12:23,460 This is known in the biz as the steeple scratch. 1340 01:12:27,060 --> 01:12:32,560 Now he's gone to what is known as the cave, the cave, the cave digger. 1341 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:33,960 What? 1342 01:12:34,120 --> 01:12:34,940 Where he's doing this. 1343 01:12:35,440 --> 01:12:41,960 See that little bit there between the fucking thumb and the, and the, the index or the, the, the pointy finger. 1344 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:44,260 Your main, main finger, your index finger. 1345 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,080 This bit here. 1346 01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:46,920 He's getting in there and doing this. 1347 01:12:49,300 --> 01:12:50,380 If you can see that. 1348 01:12:55,640 --> 01:12:56,660 Let's have a look here. 1349 01:12:58,180 --> 01:13:00,640 Technology, the technology, which is the screen on the left. 1350 01:13:01,300 --> 01:13:05,600 And the current, the up and coming technology of our new products you see on the right. 1351 01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:06,080 Okay. 1352 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:07,400 Now again, we'll, this will. 1353 01:13:07,520 --> 01:13:10,780 The up and coming technology of our new products you see on the right. 1354 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:11,280 Okay. 1355 01:13:11,340 --> 01:13:14,120 Now again, we'll, this will take about another 30 seconds or so. 1356 01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:16,740 What we're seeing on the left is not your basic vanilla PC. 1357 01:13:16,740 --> 01:13:22,060 I mean, what we're going to see here is still using an accelerator board, which is going to multiply by whatever factor five or 10. 1358 01:13:22,460 --> 01:13:22,620 Yes. 1359 01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,400 To what we'd find without doing this. 1360 01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:25,100 All right. 1361 01:13:25,100 --> 01:13:27,960 So what, uh, can we see from the screen what kind of test it's running right now? 1362 01:13:28,020 --> 01:13:32,180 You'll see right now it's doing polylines and you'll see that the faster cars are doing random rectangles. 1363 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:36,880 You can see that the amount of time it takes to place these random rectangles on the screen is much faster. 1364 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:37,800 We're finished. 1365 01:13:37,860 --> 01:13:39,520 So quickly tell me what are the results here? 1366 01:13:39,600 --> 01:13:40,320 What are we looking at? 1367 01:13:40,600 --> 01:13:41,620 What are we looking at? 1368 01:13:41,860 --> 01:13:45,760 VRAM does approximately 9.3 or 9.2 million win marks. 1369 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:50,340 This is a calculated total based off of how much information is passed through. 1370 01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:51,280 What does your new board do? 1371 01:13:51,400 --> 01:13:54,500 The new board does about 46 or 47 million win marks. 1372 01:13:54,720 --> 01:13:58,300 So again, better by a factor of five or something like that. 1373 01:13:58,380 --> 01:13:58,640 Yes. 1374 01:13:58,800 --> 01:13:59,020 All right. 1375 01:13:59,280 --> 01:13:59,680 Wow. 1376 01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:03,540 It's such a crazy world, isn't it? 1377 01:14:04,340 --> 01:14:14,780 I mean, at one stage there, he had 33,874,666, the number of the beast pixels per second. 1378 01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:24,680 Comparing, contrast that with the fucking 169,793,937 pixels per second. 1379 01:14:25,020 --> 01:14:28,000 There's just no competition. 1380 01:14:28,000 --> 01:14:29,820 Hey, Martin. 1381 01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:32,140 So I've got to buy a new video card, according to Jeff. 1382 01:14:32,180 --> 01:14:33,300 I've got to buy a new monitor. 1383 01:14:33,480 --> 01:14:34,720 I'm going to buy a new mouse. 1384 01:14:34,880 --> 01:14:35,500 I've done all that. 1385 01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,840 Now I want to watch TV while I'm working in Windows. 1386 01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:38,460 What do you have? 1387 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:40,660 We offer it. 1388 01:14:40,660 --> 01:14:41,360 Now I want to watch. 1389 01:14:41,580 --> 01:14:42,560 What do you have? 1390 01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:44,420 TV while I'm working in Windows. 1391 01:14:44,520 --> 01:14:45,040 What do you have? 1392 01:14:46,200 --> 01:14:47,220 Oh, we've done all that. 1393 01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:49,560 Now I want to watch TV while I'm working in Windows. 1394 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:50,160 What do you have? 1395 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:57,580 Well, we offer a watch TV board, which allows you to open a window on the screen and watch 1396 01:14:57,580 --> 01:15:00,360 live TV while doing other applications in other Windows. 1397 01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:02,300 So that's a TV tuner on that board, huh? 1398 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:06,420 In this little silver box, we have the guts of a home television set. 1399 01:15:06,860 --> 01:15:09,940 Plus we have other circuitry that allows you to scale it into a window. 1400 01:15:10,180 --> 01:15:12,460 So I just take my cable feed, put it in the board. 1401 01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:14,800 Cable feed or rabbit ear antenna. 1402 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:15,200 Uh-huh. 1403 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:15,880 All right. 1404 01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,460 So we've got, here's Windows. 1405 01:15:17,760 --> 01:15:20,540 We're in the middle of Microsoft Word and I want to watch TV. 1406 01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:21,080 What do I do? 1407 01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:23,500 We have a little icon down here that we can hit. 1408 01:15:24,000 --> 01:15:26,720 And up comes a window with live television and a face. 1409 01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:28,280 That's actually pretty good, right? 1410 01:15:28,340 --> 01:15:29,100 So it's live. 1411 01:15:29,180 --> 01:15:30,140 It's a TV tuner. 1412 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:35,580 I'm thinking of when you're streaming in the 90s, it used to just be all pixelated. 1413 01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:37,600 But that's clear as crucial. 1414 01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:44,300 And what's also interesting is that I can still run my other application in the background. 1415 01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:45,980 As you can see, we're typing away like crazy. 1416 01:15:45,980 --> 01:15:47,220 So I could be working and watching the game. 1417 01:15:47,320 --> 01:15:47,820 I like it. 1418 01:15:47,940 --> 01:15:48,260 Exactly. 1419 01:15:48,340 --> 01:15:48,980 I like it. 1420 01:15:49,100 --> 01:15:55,440 And down on the bottom here, I have a small menu that contains many of the same buttons and features 1421 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:58,280 that you would find on a home television remote control. 1422 01:15:58,380 --> 01:16:00,600 For example, I can change channels. 1423 01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:01,940 Wowzers. 1424 01:16:01,940 --> 01:16:04,140 I can ping pong between channels, between two pieces. 1425 01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:05,180 You can ping pong, guys. 1426 01:16:05,180 --> 01:16:07,280 I can even do what's known as channel surfing, 1427 01:16:07,580 --> 01:16:10,100 which is a quick scan through. 1428 01:16:10,320 --> 01:16:11,000 Potatoes. 1429 01:16:11,780 --> 01:16:12,860 Who was she there? 1430 01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:13,660 The name came up. 1431 01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:15,560 Thank you very much, Papper Fisht. 1432 01:16:16,060 --> 01:16:17,520 And Moodring. 1433 01:16:18,220 --> 01:16:19,040 Thank you very much. 1434 01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:21,440 Which is a quick scan. 1435 01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,540 Crazy potato. 1436 01:16:23,800 --> 01:16:25,920 Handheld potato salad. 1437 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:28,280 Handheld cooking show. 1438 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:33,000 And then, wow, well, yeah. 1439 01:16:33,900 --> 01:16:37,500 I seen a little frame or two there of her name. 1440 01:16:38,500 --> 01:16:39,820 Miranda Dunn. 1441 01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:42,880 Miranda Dunn. 1442 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:44,220 Do you know her? 1443 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:45,720 Have you seen her? 1444 01:16:45,960 --> 01:16:47,480 Does anyone know anything about her? 1445 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:49,540 Miranda Dunn, everybody. 1446 01:16:51,260 --> 01:16:55,220 We can turn the sound off. 1447 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,140 Let's say the phone rings and I want to take the phone call. 1448 01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,220 I can turn the sound off. 1449 01:16:59,840 --> 01:17:01,080 I can turn it back on again. 1450 01:17:01,640 --> 01:17:05,300 I can also let the video go away and just listen to the soundtrack. 1451 01:17:05,820 --> 01:17:08,100 We can scale the window to a full size. 1452 01:17:08,820 --> 01:17:12,580 We can even make the menus go away so it really does look like a television set. 1453 01:17:13,240 --> 01:17:18,000 And we can scale it down to a very, very tiny window and move it anywhere on the screen that you want. 1454 01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:23,100 This is actually the size that most people would use as they're working on the computer on something else. 1455 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:27,580 Let's make this medium size again so we can see what's going on. 1456 01:17:28,200 --> 01:17:32,320 Now I'll tell you about the frame grabbing capabilities of this board. 1457 01:17:32,440 --> 01:17:32,680 Right. 1458 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,920 Which is, you know, the ability to actually freeze the video at any time. 1459 01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,460 So I capture a still from the video and store it as a file. 1460 01:17:39,460 --> 01:17:43,140 I can store it as a file in any standard file formats. 1461 01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:50,700 We support about nine different ones like BMP, PCX, you know, a variety of different file formats, including grayscale, 1462 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:54,220 so that you can grab that image and output it to a laser printer. 1463 01:17:55,480 --> 01:17:57,520 Of course, you also, let's start that up again. 1464 01:17:57,620 --> 01:17:59,500 Of course, you have all the video controls. 1465 01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:00,340 Brightness, contrast. 1466 01:18:01,000 --> 01:18:02,500 Look at this guy's name here. 1467 01:18:03,020 --> 01:18:04,680 Candy Maldonado. 1468 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:06,320 Candy. 1469 01:18:07,180 --> 01:18:11,520 Next up for the brewers, it's Candy Maldonado. 1470 01:18:12,920 --> 01:18:14,300 The Candy Man. 1471 01:18:16,400 --> 01:18:17,940 Let's see him swing bat. 1472 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:20,980 Let's see him swing that candy cane. 1473 01:18:24,000 --> 01:18:25,520 Yes, very much so. 1474 01:18:25,760 --> 01:18:27,500 Just like a home television set. 1475 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:38,080 And finally, we have a feature that we call Wake Up Timer, which allows you to select a channel and a time so that this window pops up automatically. 1476 01:18:38,320 --> 01:18:42,480 So if I want to catch the news, the window will automatically pop up while I'm doing my work or whatever. 1477 01:18:42,680 --> 01:18:43,180 Precisely. 1478 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:47,960 Real quickly, it's a great toy, but I mean, who uses this kind of product? 1479 01:18:48,020 --> 01:18:49,040 Who's really buying these things? 1480 01:18:49,320 --> 01:18:56,600 A variety of people, people that are in the banking business, the brokerage business may want to watch what's happening on Wall Street all the time. 1481 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:57,540 Watch the stock market, watch the news, etc. 1482 01:18:57,960 --> 01:18:59,300 Captain Sack business. 1483 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:00,640 Thank you very much, business. 1484 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:05,660 The average employee may want to catch some corporate broadcast, internal corporate broadcasting. 1485 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,620 Watch Computer Chronicles. 1486 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:08,500 Exactly, something educational. 1487 01:19:09,040 --> 01:19:10,280 A little plug there. 1488 01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,740 Shaffae with the little plug for the Chronicles. 1489 01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:15,580 At the same time, increases productivity rather than... 1490 01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,200 Toby, thank you very much, Toby. 1491 01:19:18,220 --> 01:19:22,000 Getting your first cat tomorrow, and I hope that it's going to go really well. 1492 01:19:22,040 --> 01:19:24,000 It doesn't fucking scratch your eyes out, man. 1493 01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,200 Reduces productivity. 1494 01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,460 If it's not the World Series, maybe. 1495 01:19:26,940 --> 01:19:28,400 All right, gentlemen, thank you very much. 1496 01:19:28,400 --> 01:19:33,760 All right, thanks for having a look at the hardcore hardware right now. 1497 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:35,100 All right, what else? 1498 01:19:35,620 --> 01:19:37,220 All right, gentlemen, thank you very much. 1499 01:19:37,280 --> 01:19:39,520 That's our look at hardware enhancements for Windows. 1500 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:42,800 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access. 1501 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,100 Pick of the Week. 1502 01:19:48,100 --> 01:19:53,840 A game in which children learn astronomy by traveling through the galaxy 1503 01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:57,140 with a team of wisecracking crewmates. 1504 01:19:57,820 --> 01:20:00,740 Features Digitize Speech. 1505 01:20:01,440 --> 01:20:05,600 The name of the game, Race Through Space. 1506 01:20:05,600 --> 01:20:09,180 Brought to you by Zugware. 1507 01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:13,900 Now we can see there a clip of Race Through Space. 1508 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:15,120 It looks shit. 1509 01:20:15,620 --> 01:20:19,600 It could be good, though, if you haven't played anything else in your world. 1510 01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,460 There's a computer with a face on it. 1511 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:27,900 Many of you might be watching this on a computer and my face is on it, so it's a bit like that. 1512 01:20:33,900 --> 01:20:37,140 And then there's two of our lads sitting down at the side. 1513 01:20:37,140 --> 01:20:42,020 And fucking C-Span. 1514 01:20:43,020 --> 01:20:44,280 And that says controls. 1515 01:20:44,420 --> 01:20:46,140 And they're out there in the Astroverse. 1516 01:20:47,040 --> 01:20:48,040 Circle in the sun. 1517 01:20:49,220 --> 01:20:50,620 And you can see Earth there. 1518 01:20:51,040 --> 01:20:51,500 Saturn. 1519 01:20:52,540 --> 01:20:53,620 Fucking Jupiter. 1520 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:54,500 And Mars. 1521 01:20:54,500 --> 01:20:55,280 And all that shit. 1522 01:20:57,220 --> 01:20:57,620 Wow. 1523 01:20:59,040 --> 01:20:59,480 Wow. 1524 01:20:59,560 --> 01:21:00,820 And there's another screen there. 1525 01:21:00,900 --> 01:21:01,720 It looks fantastic. 1526 01:21:02,100 --> 01:21:03,000 Fantastic bit of business. 1527 01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:04,600 If you haven't played that, get out there and play it. 1528 01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:05,580 It looks fucking brilliant. 1529 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:19,480 In the Random Access file this week, Novell has moved to strengthen its position as the leader in network software by acquiring the Unix division of AT&T. 1530 01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:30,880 Unix Systems Labs, or USL, will become a part of Novell's effort to head off competition from Microsoft's Windows NT, which will include network software similar to Novell's Netware. 1531 01:21:31,200 --> 01:21:38,960 Despite otherwise gloomy corporate news, the IBM personal computer division has announced record sales of its new ThinkPad notebook PCs. 1532 01:21:39,560 --> 01:21:44,920 IBM says it has over 100,000 ThinkPad orders just eight weeks after the product's launch. 1533 01:21:45,440 --> 01:21:49,920 IBM has also announced the beta test release of OS2 version 2.1. 1534 01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:54,540 The 32-bit operating system is being tested in 5,000 user sites. 1535 01:21:55,460 --> 01:22:00,320 Intel says there will be a one-year delay in the promised delivery of its new flash memory chips. 1536 01:22:00,320 --> 01:22:04,880 Intel had been counting on a Japanese supplier, which could not deliver on time. 1537 01:22:05,880 --> 01:22:17,160 Japanese boys couldn't deliver on the fucking promises they'd made to Intel that year about the flash drive chips that they said they'd make for Intel that time, that time, year 1992 time. 1538 01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:20,200 Doesn't sound like those guys would do that. 1539 01:22:21,140 --> 01:22:23,100 I mean, just doesn't sound like them at all. 1540 01:22:23,180 --> 01:22:24,500 What went wrong then, Stu? 1541 01:22:25,060 --> 01:22:25,900 Are you going to tell us? 1542 01:22:26,860 --> 01:22:28,940 The first week in January means the... 1543 01:22:28,940 --> 01:22:29,640 He's not. 1544 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:32,380 The annual San Francisco Mac World show. 1545 01:22:32,520 --> 01:22:34,560 Lots of new Mac products due to be released. 1546 01:22:34,980 --> 01:22:41,040 Among them, a new product called Kosa After Effects, which lets you add special digital effects to QuickTime movies. 1547 01:22:41,420 --> 01:22:45,340 And also a new upgraded version of Fractal Design's painter software. 1548 01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:51,020 January also means the annual winter consumer electronics show in Las Vegas. 1549 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:57,260 The big anticipated announcement there is the new video game platform from a company called 3DO. 1550 01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:57,940 A joint... 1551 01:22:57,940 --> 01:22:59,720 Never heard of them, Pat. 1552 01:23:00,220 --> 01:23:01,060 Never heard of them. 1553 01:23:01,140 --> 01:23:02,020 Take it away, Pat. 1554 01:23:02,020 --> 01:23:04,660 ...of Electronic Arts and Matsushita. 1555 01:23:06,660 --> 01:23:07,060 Matsushita. 1556 01:23:07,740 --> 01:23:08,740 I've never heard of them. 1557 01:23:08,740 --> 01:23:08,820 I've never heard of them. 1558 01:23:08,820 --> 01:23:08,860 I've never heard of them. 1559 01:23:08,860 --> 01:23:13,660 That probably went down the pisser really fast in a big, big way. 1560 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:14,560 Never heard of them. 1561 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:18,360 Does anybody in the chat know about that stuff there? 1562 01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:19,700 I've got a really itchy eyeball. 1563 01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:22,180 I've never heard of that in my life. 1564 01:23:25,300 --> 01:23:26,720 Thank you very much, Tobes. 1565 01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:27,580 I hope you're getting on well. 1566 01:23:27,580 --> 01:23:29,300 Shout out to Lisa, who got the Pfizer. 1567 01:23:29,940 --> 01:23:32,260 I hope you're getting on well there. 1568 01:23:32,420 --> 01:23:37,380 And Governor Andrew Cuomo as well, who's tipped in and says any job's going. 1569 01:23:37,760 --> 01:23:39,480 Sorry, Cuomo. 1570 01:23:40,020 --> 01:23:41,520 You're bad news. 1571 01:23:42,000 --> 01:23:45,940 And also a new upgraded version of Fractal Design's painter software. 1572 01:23:47,380 --> 01:23:51,620 January also means the annual winter consumer electronics show in Las Vegas. 1573 01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:57,860 The big anticipated announcement there is the new video game platform from a company called 3DO. 1574 01:23:58,600 --> 01:23:59,280 3DO. 1575 01:23:59,540 --> 01:24:02,120 Joint effort of Electronic Arts and Matsushita. 1576 01:24:02,620 --> 01:24:06,620 EA, it's in the game, and Matsuchi Matamotu. 1577 01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:08,980 3DO. 1578 01:24:09,400 --> 01:24:12,220 A joint effort of Electronic Arts and Matsushita. 1579 01:24:13,100 --> 01:24:19,860 Looking at the best-selling educational software titles this week on the PC, typing, math, geography, and Spanish. 1580 01:24:21,220 --> 01:24:22,420 Look at that, man. 1581 01:24:22,960 --> 01:24:24,160 Unbelievable titles. 1582 01:24:24,460 --> 01:24:25,460 Forget FIFA. 1583 01:24:25,680 --> 01:24:26,840 Forget Call of Duty. 1584 01:24:27,080 --> 01:24:29,840 Forget all of the fucking cool stuff. 1585 01:24:30,840 --> 01:24:33,520 Whatever you do be playing out there these days. 1586 01:24:35,340 --> 01:24:36,140 Assassin's Creed. 1587 01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:37,020 All that bollocks. 1588 01:24:38,300 --> 01:24:40,380 This is what was really happening. 1589 01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:42,160 Mario teaches type in one. 1590 01:24:42,360 --> 01:24:43,280 Math Blaster. 1591 01:24:43,860 --> 01:24:52,940 You get home after school and you just fucking go on Math Blaster and just blast maths all the way to fucking bedtime. 1592 01:24:53,580 --> 01:24:58,800 You wouldn't even bother doing your homework because you'd be playing Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego? 1593 01:24:58,800 --> 01:25:04,540 You'd be going and finding Carmen Sandiego and then going and doing a bit of fucking Algae Blaster. 1594 01:25:05,380 --> 01:25:07,100 You'd be up all night Algae Blasting. 1595 01:25:07,860 --> 01:25:11,700 And then you'd fucking hit the maths blaster before lunch, before dinner the next day. 1596 01:25:12,400 --> 01:25:14,680 And then you'd fucking go for a cheeky bit of Spanish. 1597 01:25:16,260 --> 01:25:21,160 Before heading off to see Dr. Mario as well for a few more maths tutorials. 1598 01:25:21,860 --> 01:25:23,420 Then back doing a bit more math. 1599 01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:24,560 A bit more blasting. 1600 01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:26,780 Blast a few Algae break. 1601 01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:28,740 Fucking solutions. 1602 01:25:29,180 --> 01:25:31,440 And then back into the Algae Blaster Plus again. 1603 01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:34,080 It was just a mad time to be alive, 1992. 1604 01:25:34,400 --> 01:25:36,440 And it was a mad year for the games as well. 1605 01:25:37,400 --> 01:25:39,580 Thank you very much, Stuart Shaffee. 1606 01:25:39,740 --> 01:25:40,160 Steph. 1607 01:25:40,500 --> 01:25:41,900 Thanks very much for the tip, Steph. 1608 01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:43,680 Governor Andrew Cuomo. 1609 01:25:43,820 --> 01:25:44,300 Governor, sorry. 1610 01:25:44,660 --> 01:25:45,940 And Dildo Blasio. 1611 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:46,800 Thank you very much. 1612 01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:48,620 Seem to be the hot subjects. 1613 01:25:48,940 --> 01:25:51,160 On the Macintosh side, it's a little more creative. 1614 01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:52,320 Kid pics. 1615 01:25:52,440 --> 01:25:52,940 Kid Desk. 1616 01:25:52,940 --> 01:25:54,620 And Playroom topping the list. 1617 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:56,280 Bit fucking weird, man, is it? 1618 01:25:58,080 --> 01:26:00,780 Was that what you were playing back in 1992, hey? 1619 01:26:01,120 --> 01:26:02,140 Fucking kid pics. 1620 01:26:03,240 --> 01:26:04,820 You fucking weirdo. 1621 01:26:05,680 --> 01:26:07,740 I'd say you were fucking... 1622 01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:09,820 You were doing a bit of Mavis Beacon, was it? 1623 01:26:10,680 --> 01:26:11,980 But that was 1992. 1624 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:13,020 It was a... 1625 01:26:13,020 --> 01:26:13,840 Look, 1992. 1626 01:26:14,260 --> 01:26:16,080 Crazy time for games. 1627 01:26:16,300 --> 01:26:16,540 Okay? 1628 01:26:16,640 --> 01:26:17,980 Crazy time to be alive. 1629 01:26:18,500 --> 01:26:21,100 As I said, you'd fucking come home. 1630 01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:21,960 You'd hit the PC. 1631 01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:23,760 You'd boot that bastard up. 1632 01:26:24,040 --> 01:26:26,360 You'd be straight in doing a bit of math blasting. 1633 01:26:26,920 --> 01:26:28,100 You'd be algae blasting. 1634 01:26:28,700 --> 01:26:30,340 You'd be fucking Spanishizing. 1635 01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:32,020 You'd be going, doing a bit of... 1636 01:26:32,020 --> 01:26:34,300 You'd be fucking looking for Carmen San Diego. 1637 01:26:35,640 --> 01:26:39,340 E-typing, math, geography, and Spanish seem to be the hot subject. 1638 01:26:39,820 --> 01:26:41,920 On the Macintosh side, it's a little more creative. 1639 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:42,740 That's just fucking weird. 1640 01:26:42,760 --> 01:26:45,300 Kid pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list. 1641 01:26:46,020 --> 01:26:48,440 Tonight on Dispatches. 1642 01:26:49,480 --> 01:26:51,260 Maybe we just need to... 1643 01:26:51,260 --> 01:26:53,220 Just get this here. 1644 01:26:56,260 --> 01:27:01,180 Lots of new CD with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list. 1645 01:27:01,180 --> 01:27:06,400 Inside it's a little more creative with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list. 1646 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:11,500 Lots of new CD with Kid Pics, Kid Desk, and Playroom topping the list. 1647 01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:15,000 Lots of new CD-ROM software coming out these days. 1648 01:27:15,140 --> 01:27:21,300 Compton New Media has announced the new USA Today CD, including more than two years' worth of stories from the paper. 1649 01:27:21,560 --> 01:27:26,620 That amounts to more than 100,000 articles, including graphics, photos, and audio. 1650 01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:34,440 Software Toolworks has announced its new Animals CD, featuring the first commercial product using video for Windows technology. 1651 01:27:34,440 --> 01:27:37,780 The material is based on the San Diego Zoo collection. 1652 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:45,760 And the Voyager Company has announced the release of the Random House Modern Library Classics on 3.5-inch floppies for the Macintosh, 1653 01:27:46,060 --> 01:27:50,960 with titles ranging from Mobility Classics on 3.5-inch floppies for the Macintosh, 1654 01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,540 with titles ranging from... 1655 01:27:52,540 --> 01:27:53,220 Thank you very much, T Maloon. 1656 01:27:53,860 --> 01:27:55,500 Thank you very much, great to see you back. 1657 01:27:55,620 --> 01:27:56,520 T Maloon, thank you very much. 1658 01:27:57,060 --> 01:28:00,060 Sorry, you say I have a tip to get my getting to... 1659 01:28:00,060 --> 01:28:01,040 Don't worry about that. 1660 01:28:01,100 --> 01:28:02,580 Thank you very much for the tip. 1661 01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,540 I hope you're getting on well. 1662 01:28:03,580 --> 01:28:05,420 That was a weird one now with those games. 1663 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:09,680 Kid Desk, Kid Pics, and fucking whatever the fucking other ones are. 1664 01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:09,680 Moby Dick. 1665 01:28:09,680 --> 01:28:11,900 The latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park. 1666 01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:13,540 What was that? 1667 01:28:13,540 --> 01:28:17,100 From Moby Dick to the latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park. 1668 01:28:17,480 --> 01:28:21,820 The latest Michael Crichton novel Jurassic Park was available on floppy disk. 1669 01:28:22,060 --> 01:28:23,020 I've never heard of it. 1670 01:28:23,260 --> 01:28:25,920 Doesn't sound like it did any business at all anyway. 1671 01:28:26,860 --> 01:28:27,740 Jurassic Park. 1672 01:28:27,740 --> 01:28:31,860 Cray Research has announced its first ever supercomputer sale in Eastern Europe. 1673 01:28:32,060 --> 01:28:39,280 Academy of Sciences in Prague is ordered a Cray Y-N-P-E-L for use in physics research. 1674 01:28:39,960 --> 01:28:44,360 Finally, PC Computing Magazine has announced the results of its notebook torture tests, 1675 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:49,740 in which it subjected 10 of the most popular notebooks to heat and cold, collisions and coffee. 1676 01:28:51,640 --> 01:28:53,760 Google Digital Garage offers a... 1677 01:28:53,760 --> 01:28:54,420 Oh, fuck. 1678 01:28:54,500 --> 01:28:54,740 Sorry. 1679 01:28:54,900 --> 01:28:57,020 Sorry if your ears got fucking blasted there. 1680 01:28:58,520 --> 01:28:59,300 That, um... 1681 01:29:00,300 --> 01:29:02,820 That last episode there just ended abruptly. 1682 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:03,800 There was no end in it. 1683 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:05,960 It just was at the end of the bulletin. 1684 01:29:06,020 --> 01:29:07,640 It just cut off, so... 1685 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:09,240 I didn't know it was going to cut to this. 1686 01:29:10,080 --> 01:29:10,860 Fucking hell. 1687 01:29:13,860 --> 01:29:14,460 Kid Pics. 1688 01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:17,420 What the hell was that about? 1689 01:29:19,420 --> 01:29:29,420 The shelves are teeming with Windows enhancement products. 1690 01:29:29,420 --> 01:29:31,520 It seems the first thing a new Windows... 1691 01:29:31,520 --> 01:29:33,180 Enhancement products. 1692 01:29:43,800 --> 01:29:47,980 These are the software shelves at the CompUSA store in San Bruno, California. 1693 01:29:48,120 --> 01:29:51,060 The shelves are teeming with Windows enhancement products. 1694 01:29:51,400 --> 01:29:55,460 It seems the first thing a new Windows user does is run right back to the computer store 1695 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:58,340 to buy more software to make Windows run better. 1696 01:29:58,820 --> 01:29:59,740 But what to buy? 1697 01:29:59,860 --> 01:30:01,720 There are more than 100 titles out there, 1698 01:30:01,940 --> 01:30:05,980 all claiming to make Windows run faster, easier, slicker, better. 1699 01:30:06,120 --> 01:30:07,260 Well, today... 1700 01:30:07,260 --> 01:30:08,600 Look at the shit software. 1701 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,260 And it costs $100 per box. 1702 01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:13,000 Team Maloon, thank you very much. 1703 01:30:14,120 --> 01:30:15,380 rooms. 1704 01:30:15,380 --> 01:30:15,460 Rooms. 1705 01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:15,880 Rooms. 1706 01:30:15,880 --> 01:30:16,540 Microsoft rooms. 1707 01:30:16,540 --> 01:30:17,120 Windows rooms. 1708 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:17,620 Windows rooms. 1709 01:30:17,620 --> 01:30:18,620 Windows. 1710 01:30:18,620 --> 01:30:19,620 WinDesk. 1711 01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:21,300 Do you have a fucking... 1712 01:30:21,300 --> 01:30:23,140 Do you have a key gen for Windows, man? 1713 01:30:23,140 --> 01:30:26,680 I've got a cracked copy of a fucking dashboard. 1714 01:30:26,680 --> 01:30:29,680 In the back of the car if you want it, man. 1715 01:30:29,680 --> 01:30:33,460 I can install it on five machines. 1716 01:30:33,460 --> 01:30:40,240 Today we'll show you the best of the litter as we take a look at Windows enhancement software 1717 01:30:40,240 --> 01:30:42,780 on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 1718 01:30:42,780 --> 01:31:02,240 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, 1719 01:31:02,740 --> 01:31:05,620 providers of educational materials to help manage software. 1720 01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:07,420 Don't copy that floppy. 1721 01:31:11,040 --> 01:31:15,980 That was a bit of a fucking... 1722 01:31:15,980 --> 01:31:17,660 That probably warranted one as well. 1723 01:31:17,660 --> 01:31:18,220 It's just... 1724 01:31:18,220 --> 01:31:22,220 WoWyWOW. 1725 01:31:22,220 --> 01:31:24,220 WoWyWOW. 1726 01:31:24,220 --> 01:31:29,220 WoWyWOW. 1727 01:31:29,220 --> 01:31:33,220 Here we go. 1728 01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:35,220 WoWk- 1729 01:31:35,220 --> 01:31:37,220 *Evil music* 1730 01:31:39,620 --> 01:31:41,620 *Loud music* 1731 01:31:53,620 --> 01:32:04,820 Tutor Chronicles, I'm Stuart Chaffee, and with me today is Steve... 1732 01:32:04,820 --> 01:32:20,420 Fox Senior Features Editor with PC World Magazine, Steve, you just did a whole piece... 1733 01:32:20,420 --> 01:32:22,420 *Loud music* 1734 01:32:22,420 --> 01:32:48,420 hundreds of software enhancement products for Windows that are out there. This is a couple I just want to show our audience right now. This is Icon Do It, which is kind of neat. All these icons I can add to my desktop. 1735 01:32:48,420 --> 01:33:14,420 But what's really fun is I can go in here and animate these icons. Say this boring DOS prompt over here. I can go in here and find something more interesting like this little scene. And boom, I now have this animated icon. I can have a whole bunch of them going. I can also go in here and actually animate my cursor. Instead of this boring little arrow which just sits there, I now have a little dancing cup on. I can do that kind of thing. All right, let's get rid of this for a second. I have one other thing up here I want to show, which is Whiskers, which is kind of neat. 1736 01:33:14,420 --> 01:33:26,420 What Whiskers is here is a programmer that lets me decide what my mouse should do. I have all kinds of options. For example, a simple one I've said shift right key brings up my calendar inside Windows. I don't have to worry about where it is and calling it up and so on and so forth. 1737 01:33:26,420 --> 01:33:32,420 There are hundreds of these things out there, Steve. Why do we need all these enhancements to Windows? Is there something wrong with Windows in the first place? 1738 01:33:32,420 --> 01:33:38,420 Thank you very much there, Laura and Andy Moran. Look at this guy Steve here. Steve Fox. 1739 01:33:38,420 --> 01:33:44,420 It's not a matter of there is something right with Windows. People are very comfortable with it. Fox. And they're living in Windows, really. And of course, as far as this goes... 1740 01:33:44,420 --> 01:34:06,420 He's a 20th Century Fox. He's a 20th Century Fox. It's a lovely, lovely ponytail. It's a naked neck and a hairy tail scenario. Don't be telling tales about the bare face neck you have. 1741 01:34:06,420 --> 01:34:22,420 And those... those lugs. The lugs of a man who knows what he's doing. A man who's seen too much. I love the way the glasses as well don't go over the earlobe. They just are... 1742 01:34:22,420 --> 01:34:29,420 Wedged against the head at the side. It's a crazy, crazy look. But he fucking... he does it. He does it well. 1743 01:34:29,420 --> 01:34:35,420 If there's habitation that you start with, then there's decoration. It would be really very difficult to say, for instance, that I can do it as a... 1744 01:34:35,420 --> 01:34:40,420 a true productivity tool. Although it makes life a lot more pleasant inside of Windows. 1745 01:34:40,420 --> 01:34:43,420 Sure. Well, it's like the office. I think you're talking about decorating your office. This becomes your office. 1746 01:34:43,420 --> 01:34:52,420 Right. I mean, it's... this becomes a virtual office. We don't know why our ancestors, for instance, painted on cave walls. But they certainly did it. And it's a lot of the same here. 1747 01:34:52,420 --> 01:34:55,420 It's a personal computer, and this is a great way to really make it personal. 1748 01:34:55,420 --> 01:35:04,420 Okay. Well, we are going to look at seven Windows enhancement products today with cutesy names like Squeegee and Rooms for Windows, Wind Desk, Wind Mask, Wind Tools, etc. 1749 01:35:04,420 --> 01:35:33,420 Now, driving your computer under Windows is a little bit like driving your car. There's a lot to keep track of. So, Hewlett Packard played out that metaphor and came up with a Windows organizer called Dashboard. 1750 01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:38,740 you push-button control over almost everything you do in Windows. You can launch programs 1751 01:35:38,740 --> 01:35:43,380 directly from the Dashboard by clicking on these quick launch buttons. You can add applications 1752 01:35:43,380 --> 01:35:48,740 to the selection of hot buttons. Dashboard also gives you easy access to Windows utilities 1753 01:35:48,740 --> 01:35:53,140 that provide information on how Windows is running and how much of your computer's resources 1754 01:35:53,140 --> 01:35:58,660 the software is using at any particular time. Dashboard also lets you look inside your system 1755 01:35:58,660 --> 01:36:03,660 to see exactly how it's configured and what resources are available to you. You can also 1756 01:36:03,660 --> 01:36:26,660 set a resource alarm to alert you if you're exceeding the preset limit for memory or CPU use. Dashboard also simplifies tasks like printing and printer selection. By simply clicking on the print buttons you can see which printers are available without having to open a separate print dialog box. Richard Guile-Gayton is the information systems manager at Audio Images. Here we go. Okay we found it. We've got one. 1757 01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:34,500 *Evil* 1758 01:36:50,680 --> 01:36:51,680 Hm! 1759 01:36:51,680 --> 01:37:15,680 *Evil* 1760 01:37:15,680 --> 01:37:20,680 Look at that! Saddam Hussein! Saddam Hussein! 1761 01:37:20,680 --> 01:37:35,020 Stalin and Rick sir Rick sir Nick Nietzsche tonight at 9:00 on dispatch is 1762 01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:45,340 Graham Linham degrees her father's head has he gone too far we investigate his 1763 01:37:45,340 --> 01:37:50,520 murky descent into the world of online culture wars 1764 01:37:54,520 --> 01:37:57,520 what can happen 1765 01:37:57,520 --> 01:38:04,520 you 1766 01:38:16,700 --> 01:38:25,880 okay and that that sorry that up we turn that back at normal full speed 1767 01:38:25,880 --> 01:38:30,260 this go where Richard Gile Gaten is the information systems manager at audio images 1768 01:38:30,260 --> 01:38:36,380 in San Francisco where they use dashboard they've been windows the creek on the chair 1769 01:38:36,380 --> 01:38:57,560 needs a bit of WD 40 man images in San Francisco where they use dashboard they've been windows users since the first days of version 3.0 and Gal Gaten says dashboard is a big improvement on the basic windows interface when you first install windows you've got three or four we need it need to go back again 1770 01:38:57,560 --> 01:39:06,740 for program groups with just a few icons and but as you start adding software and and working with it 1771 01:39:06,740 --> 01:39:08,440 and check. 1772 01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:38,420 *sad music* 1773 01:39:38,420 --> 01:39:49,420 Tonight at 9 on Prime Time. The crazy, the crazy murky world of the internet. 1774 01:39:49,420 --> 01:40:02,420 *sad music* 1775 01:40:02,420 --> 01:40:12,420 But as you start adding software and working with it and generating more files, it's nice to be able to create your own personal filing system, for example. 1776 01:40:12,420 --> 01:40:20,420 *sad music* 1777 01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:22,420 What a load of shit. 1778 01:40:22,420 --> 01:40:32,420 *sad music* 1779 01:40:32,420 --> 01:40:34,420 *sad music* 1780 01:40:34,420 --> 01:40:36,420 *sad music* 1781 01:40:36,420 --> 01:40:37,420 *sad music* 1782 01:40:37,420 --> 01:40:40,980 Thank you very much, Andy Morin and horses under starlight. 1783 01:40:41,060 --> 01:40:41,700 Thank you very much. 1784 01:40:43,580 --> 01:40:47,640 Windows was designed to simulate the real-world desktop work environment. 1785 01:40:47,860 --> 01:40:52,200 Well, if your desktop is anything like mine, that means a pile of stuff on it and you can't find anything. 1786 01:40:52,300 --> 01:40:55,100 Windows has certainly done a good job of recreating that environment. 1787 01:40:55,520 --> 01:41:00,060 Here to show us, though, how to clean up that messy desktop is Eugene Evans of ICOM Simulations 1788 01:41:00,060 --> 01:41:02,180 and also Kim Medrano of Xsoft. 1789 01:41:02,580 --> 01:41:07,220 Kim, Xsoft is really part of Xerox PARC, and it's kind of ironic that you've come out with a product 1790 01:41:07,220 --> 01:41:10,660 which modifies Windows, which is really an adaptation of the Macintosh interface, 1791 01:41:10,880 --> 01:41:13,900 which is really an adaptation of the original Xerox PARC GUI. 1792 01:41:14,240 --> 01:41:16,880 You guys sort of talk about that irony down there at Xerox PARC? 1793 01:41:17,020 --> 01:41:21,920 We do every day, and our mission at Xsoft is to take the technology that they're working on at PARC 1794 01:41:21,920 --> 01:41:25,100 and bring it to market and not give it away to any of our competitors. 1795 01:41:25,360 --> 01:41:25,640 Not anymore. 1796 01:41:26,420 --> 01:41:28,620 Okay, Eugene, let's take a look at Squeegee now. 1797 01:41:28,700 --> 01:41:30,180 What are you trying to do with Squeegee? 1798 01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:36,520 To give people instant access to the files or projects or files that they're using on a daily basis. 1799 01:41:37,020 --> 01:41:37,280 At any time. 1800 01:41:37,980 --> 01:41:40,120 Cut him off already, he hasn't even said it. 1801 01:41:40,540 --> 01:41:42,660 Sean, Sean Kavman, thank you very much. 1802 01:41:42,740 --> 01:41:44,200 Please shout out Donna. 1803 01:41:44,300 --> 01:41:44,760 She's class. 1804 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:46,700 Donna, you're class. 1805 01:41:47,540 --> 01:41:48,400 Look at this. 1806 01:41:48,620 --> 01:41:52,120 Poor Eugene has got fucking taken down straight away. 1807 01:41:53,120 --> 01:41:54,240 We have a blank file. 1808 01:41:54,240 --> 01:41:54,260 We have a blank file. 1809 01:41:54,260 --> 01:41:56,400 What are you trying to do with Squeegee? 1810 01:41:56,580 --> 01:42:02,540 To give people instant access to the files or projects or files that they're using on a daily basis. 1811 01:42:02,540 --> 01:42:02,680 All right. 1812 01:42:02,680 --> 01:42:05,080 So we have a blank Windows desktop here. 1813 01:42:05,080 --> 01:42:05,980 How do I get to Squeegee? 1814 01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:06,920 Well, it's very easy. 1815 01:42:06,920 --> 01:42:07,060 Blank desktop. 1816 01:42:07,060 --> 01:42:13,320 I click anywhere on the desktop and up pops a menu which represents the initial groups which are installed in Windows. 1817 01:42:13,320 --> 01:42:14,600 So these are my program groups. 1818 01:42:14,660 --> 01:42:14,840 Right. 1819 01:42:15,200 --> 01:42:18,900 And I've actually installed directly into this menu an application right. 1820 01:42:19,020 --> 01:42:20,200 I make a single selection. 1821 01:42:20,200 --> 01:42:23,100 So if I want to get to right, it's one button click not running down, down, down. 1822 01:42:23,100 --> 01:42:25,340 But often you use documents daily. 1823 01:42:25,520 --> 01:42:33,860 So I've also installed this letter which gets opened immediately as well. 1824 01:42:34,620 --> 01:42:39,780 But as well as individual documents or applications, we could also launch a group. 1825 01:42:40,160 --> 01:42:46,300 So for example here, while this looks like a Windows group with two documents, it's also I can make a selection on the left hand side. 1826 01:42:46,620 --> 01:42:47,680 Look at that look. 1827 01:42:48,300 --> 01:42:51,300 All work and no play makes fucking Eugene a dull boy. 1828 01:42:51,400 --> 01:42:58,280 gonna what happened to Eugene after this did he did he go on to fucking do something because that 1829 01:42:58,280 --> 01:43:05,160 looks like the the right that's auto writings of madman the jackass look at your case i can't 1830 01:43:05,160 --> 01:43:10,520 look at your jackass i can't jackass sad sad legit because i look at that sad 1831 01:43:13,960 --> 01:43:43,520 crazy chapter two another lonely night by Eugene sad ik jazzed ik jacazzle didj lax discuscazka chikad kitikad sad ik jazd ik jazzle didj lax jacazzle as you get sad it's a crazy bit of business hopefully he's okay and it didn't amount to anything serious thank you very much Cormac Mulda's 1832 01:43:43,520 --> 01:44:13,080 Jack Malloy uh do you even support me oh thank you DT thank you very much and Sean Kavman and and Marcelo Bielsa thank you very much both documents at the same time so you've created a group called novel and it pulls up several documents each of the chapters in your novel you don't have the individual check it out fucking weird that one is look chapter two another lonely night is the same name as chapter one another lonely night quite fitting 1833 01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:21,360 what do you think what do you think sad ik jazda ik jazzle didj lax dik jazka chagadjigis 1834 01:44:21,360 --> 01:44:28,200 imagine if you fucking did like 38 of those or 50 or 100 of them 1835 01:44:28,200 --> 01:44:40,600 you have a group called novel and it pulls up several documents each of the chapters in your novel you don't have to individually call them up yeah and if the window fills the screen then it's available from the squeegee menu 1836 01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:41,440 - That's a shortcut up there. 1837 01:44:41,440 --> 01:44:43,220 - Okay, so what else can we do with Squeegee? 1838 01:44:43,220 --> 01:44:46,260 - The second major part of Squeegee is the Quick Filer. 1839 01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:49,780 This gives you two views into two different directories 1840 01:44:49,780 --> 01:44:52,320 and allows you to perform the common functions, 1841 01:44:52,320 --> 01:44:54,260 such as copy, move, delete, rename. 1842 01:44:54,260 --> 01:44:56,340 - So what we can do here is see two directories at once 1843 01:44:56,340 --> 01:44:58,080 and all the file functions you might be doing with those. 1844 01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:00,840 - Most people do a source and destination. 1845 01:45:00,840 --> 01:45:03,300 It also has a very powerful search capability 1846 01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:05,860 that lets you search by different criteria. 1847 01:45:05,860 --> 01:45:07,080 - So what kind of search would we do here? 1848 01:45:07,080 --> 01:45:09,200 - We can do a search by file name in this case, 1849 01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:13,400 or text files after a certain date on the current drive 1850 01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:16,720 and have that go off and search the drive and list those, 1851 01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:19,040 and then make multiple selections, 1852 01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:21,600 and even though they're spread across the entire disk, 1853 01:45:21,600 --> 01:45:23,420 perform this common functions. 1854 01:45:23,420 --> 01:45:24,260 - Wow. - So you really make it 1855 01:45:24,260 --> 01:45:26,040 just a little bit tidier, neater, faster. 1856 01:45:26,040 --> 01:45:27,760 - Unbelievable, it's so exciting as well. 1857 01:45:27,760 --> 01:45:29,840 Thank you very much, Rian O'Donick, 1858 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,540 thank you very much, Marcel O'Biase, Kermak Malloy. 1859 01:45:32,540 --> 01:45:34,160 You've supported me all. 1860 01:45:34,160 --> 01:45:36,040 Oh yeah, I said thank you. Thank you very much, lads. 1861 01:45:36,040 --> 01:45:38,480 - Easier to find the files you need. 1862 01:45:38,480 --> 01:45:41,300 - All round. - And what does squeegee cost? 1863 01:45:41,300 --> 01:45:44,840 - That's $79.95 retail. - All right, let's turn from squeegee 1864 01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:48,760 to rooms for windows, and what approach do you take with rooms for windows, Kermak? 1865 01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:50,680 - The rooms product is trying to help-- - Squeegee? 1866 01:45:50,680 --> 01:45:54,680 - Rooms for windows-- - Squeegee? 1867 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:58,400 That's $79.95 retail. 1868 01:45:58,840 --> 01:46:01,540 All right, let's turn from squeegee to rooms for windows, 1869 01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:04,180 and what approach do you take with rooms for windows, Kim? 1870 01:46:04,400 --> 01:46:08,440 The rooms product is trying to help the user better navigate and organize their workspace. 1871 01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:11,940 What we do is we let the user define multiple... 1872 01:46:11,940 --> 01:46:13,820 It's a real power bob. 1873 01:46:14,600 --> 01:46:16,660 She's just come out of the 1980s. 1874 01:46:17,020 --> 01:46:21,320 It's still padded suits. Is it shoulder pads? Maybe. Maybe not. 1875 01:46:21,320 --> 01:46:24,540 But it's women in suits. It's powerful times. 1876 01:46:25,120 --> 01:46:28,600 It's powerful hair. It's powerful bob. Bob and weave. 1877 01:46:29,440 --> 01:46:31,980 And this is no exception at all. 1878 01:46:32,180 --> 01:46:37,800 It's a real voluminous fucking lump of hair. 1879 01:46:38,880 --> 01:46:41,120 Keo's Flavor Crisps, thank you very much. 1880 01:46:41,440 --> 01:46:43,420 And you're no slug. Thank you very much. 1881 01:46:43,960 --> 01:46:44,480 Desktops. 1882 01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:46,780 And Cheeky Peanut, thank you very much. 1883 01:46:46,780 --> 01:46:50,220 Instead of being constrained to one desktop, you can set your workout over many of them. 1884 01:46:50,220 --> 01:46:51,620 So that's what your rooms are, huh? 1885 01:46:51,660 --> 01:46:52,020 That's right. 1886 01:46:52,060 --> 01:46:53,560 You've got a bunch of rooms on the screen here. 1887 01:46:53,640 --> 01:46:54,640 Now tell me what this all means. 1888 01:46:54,720 --> 01:46:56,240 Right. This is the overview screen. 1889 01:46:56,340 --> 01:46:58,180 And what I've done is I've built seven rooms. 1890 01:46:58,300 --> 01:46:59,420 And these are represented... 1891 01:46:59,420 --> 01:47:00,520 She's built those now. 1892 01:47:02,100 --> 01:47:05,520 ...of functions that I might want to perform during my day. 1893 01:47:05,600 --> 01:47:07,380 Okay. So documents, games, graphics. 1894 01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,760 You have your private little room. 1895 01:47:08,760 --> 01:47:11,240 Private little room. 1896 01:47:11,240 --> 01:47:13,580 You got a little private room, is it? 1897 01:47:14,880 --> 01:47:16,080 You've got documents. 1898 01:47:16,300 --> 01:47:17,400 Where did it say private? 1899 01:47:17,700 --> 01:47:19,280 I didn't see a fucking private room. 1900 01:47:20,320 --> 01:47:21,240 Watch your ears here. 1901 01:47:21,340 --> 01:47:21,840 There's an advert. 1902 01:47:21,960 --> 01:47:22,980 Come on, watch your ears. 1903 01:47:23,420 --> 01:47:37,200 Thank God. 1904 01:47:37,200 --> 01:47:39,000 Thank God we managed to skip that fucking thing. 1905 01:47:40,280 --> 01:47:41,680 Where was the private room? 1906 01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:41,880 There. 1907 01:47:41,880 --> 01:47:43,000 I didn't see a private room. 1908 01:47:45,380 --> 01:47:48,420 It goes out and I'll say I want to create a word processing room. 1909 01:47:48,840 --> 01:47:53,640 This will go out and search the hard disk and we'll come up with a list of suggested applications 1910 01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:55,620 that you might want to include in such a room. 1911 01:47:55,620 --> 01:47:57,620 Two word processors are going into the word processor. 1912 01:47:58,100 --> 01:48:02,300 Sam Adams said Shafee has private rooms all over the place. 1913 01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:03,940 Scary enough. 1914 01:48:04,660 --> 01:48:05,140 Exactly. 1915 01:48:05,340 --> 01:48:10,640 And I could choose to include anything in here by hitting add or taking anything out by hitting delete. 1916 01:48:10,640 --> 01:48:13,420 So I'll say go ahead and build that room by hitting... 1917 01:48:13,420 --> 01:48:15,380 Tisky and banjo, thank you very much. 1918 01:48:15,500 --> 01:48:15,860 Okay. 1919 01:48:16,520 --> 01:48:18,800 The room will be built and furnished. 1920 01:48:19,320 --> 01:48:23,580 Notice again that everything that was in my overlay is automatically in my word processing room. 1921 01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:27,660 There's your new word processing room which is the stuff you just added plus all the overlay functions. 1922 01:48:27,660 --> 01:48:27,940 Exactly. 1923 01:48:28,060 --> 01:48:29,720 There you see a me pro and write. 1924 01:48:30,120 --> 01:48:30,460 Uh-huh. 1925 01:48:30,760 --> 01:48:36,060 Another nice thing is that we have the ability to create launch buttons that will launch application files directly. 1926 01:48:36,560 --> 01:48:37,880 So I'll go and show you how to do that. 1927 01:48:37,880 --> 01:48:37,940 Okay. 1928 01:48:37,940 --> 01:48:41,740 You can do drag and drop from the file manager if I can get the file manager open. 1929 01:48:42,920 --> 01:48:43,200 Right. 1930 01:48:43,340 --> 01:48:50,960 What I'll do is I'll go search the hard disk for anything that has the extension WRI. 1931 01:48:51,260 --> 01:48:53,520 How did they think that this was fucking watchable? 1932 01:48:53,680 --> 01:48:54,300 Like so boring. 1933 01:48:56,620 --> 01:48:57,740 But here we are anyway. 1934 01:48:58,000 --> 01:49:07,680 I mean it's intriguing to for me anyway because I can't imagine putting something out that would be this long-winded. 1935 01:49:07,760 --> 01:49:11,140 You know just going into files and opening different files and stuff like that. 1936 01:49:11,240 --> 01:49:14,440 Yet I'm still happy to watch hours of it and talk about it. 1937 01:49:14,440 --> 01:49:18,480 So I'm hitting that I want buttons for all my write files. 1938 01:49:19,120 --> 01:49:21,080 It's going to search and say this is what I found. 1939 01:49:21,380 --> 01:49:21,620 Great. 1940 01:49:21,800 --> 01:49:23,820 I want to be able to launch all those automatically. 1941 01:49:23,980 --> 01:49:25,820 So I'm going to drop those onto the desktop. 1942 01:49:26,460 --> 01:49:28,600 And what they're going to do is you create buttons. 1943 01:49:29,260 --> 01:49:32,340 You'll see these buttons will launch not only the file but actually the application. 1944 01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:32,700 Right. 1945 01:49:32,700 --> 01:49:33,380 That's pretty good. 1946 01:49:33,620 --> 01:49:34,500 One question, Eugene. 1947 01:49:34,600 --> 01:49:39,660 On these kinds of add-ons does this now tie up even more memory and just create more problems for the overhead on windows? 1948 01:49:40,100 --> 01:49:40,960 A lot of them do. 1949 01:49:41,140 --> 01:49:43,060 Squeegee, though, has a very small. 1950 01:49:43,320 --> 01:49:46,100 It's a real Paul McCartney voice on him. 1951 01:49:47,580 --> 01:49:49,780 It's a real, yes, squeegee. 1952 01:49:50,580 --> 01:49:51,500 Squeegee does it. 1953 01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:53,520 Create more problems for the overhead on windows? 1954 01:49:53,880 --> 01:49:54,840 A lot of them do. 1955 01:49:55,100 --> 01:49:57,280 Squeegee, though, has a very small footprint. 1956 01:49:57,280 --> 01:50:01,740 It's less than 100K, which is one of the things that people find very appealing about it. 1957 01:50:01,820 --> 01:50:03,380 So you're not slowing things down too much. 1958 01:50:03,400 --> 01:50:03,920 Not at all. 1959 01:50:04,260 --> 01:50:04,540 All right. 1960 01:50:04,580 --> 01:50:05,640 Thank you both very much. 1961 01:50:05,980 --> 01:50:06,200 All right. 1962 01:50:06,220 --> 01:50:08,500 Have you ever had a problem printing from windows? 1963 01:50:08,980 --> 01:50:09,340 Oh, yeah. 1964 01:50:09,560 --> 01:50:10,540 Everybody shout yes at once. 1965 01:50:10,600 --> 01:50:11,280 Of course you have. 1966 01:50:11,300 --> 01:50:11,660 Yes, of course. 1967 01:50:11,660 --> 01:50:17,000 A company named Xenographics has come out with an improved Windows print manager called Superprint. 1968 01:50:19,800 --> 01:50:25,980 Superprint uses the processing power of your computer to turn almost any printer into a postscript output device. 1969 01:50:26,600 --> 01:50:31,360 Since a hardware upgrade to your PC is usually less expensive than an upgrade to your laser printer, 1970 01:50:31,700 --> 01:50:35,720 Superprint provides a low-cost upgrade path to professional quality print. 1971 01:50:35,880 --> 01:50:37,980 A client of ours can have a dot matrix printer. 1972 01:50:39,120 --> 01:50:40,300 Gary Stein. 1973 01:50:42,260 --> 01:50:43,440 Gary Stein. 1974 01:50:46,260 --> 01:50:47,500 Gary Stein. 1975 01:50:50,360 --> 01:50:51,600 Gary Stein. 1976 01:50:53,480 --> 01:51:03,040 Running Superprint, they can still get a proof on their dot matrix printer that will be identical with fonts and layout and tonality to what we're going to be able to produce high-res color. 1977 01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:10,320 One of the secrets of Superprint is full 32-bit processing, taking advantage of the horsepower already inside your 386 or... 1978 01:51:10,320 --> 01:51:10,880 ...the secret of Superprint. 1979 01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:10,880 ...the secret of Superprint. 1980 01:51:10,880 --> 01:51:14,320 Come see the giants of the prehistoric age. 1981 01:51:15,000 --> 01:51:17,400 Relive the thrills and danger. 1982 01:51:18,100 --> 01:51:20,440 See how dinosaurs lived and died. 1983 01:51:22,440 --> 01:51:25,360 I knew the T-Rex just before he died. 1984 01:51:25,700 --> 01:51:26,740 So you're a liar. 1985 01:51:28,120 --> 01:51:30,760 The Museum of Natural Histore. 1986 01:51:30,760 --> 01:51:31,360 E. 1987 01:51:31,360 --> 01:51:33,340 ...486 PC. 1988 01:51:34,040 --> 01:51:41,140 Another nice feature of Superprint is that Windows treats it as just another application, so it doesn't eat up big chunks of memory or disk space. 1989 01:51:41,220 --> 01:51:41,760 Lovely stuff. 1990 01:51:41,760 --> 01:51:43,260 All these features make it a good print. 1991 01:51:43,260 --> 01:51:46,260 It's a lovely, lovely scenario here as well. 1992 01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:51,320 ...printing option for serious graphics users. 1993 01:51:51,620 --> 01:51:53,360 When you're outputting to things like 35-volture slides... 1994 01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:54,240 Gary Stein. 1995 01:51:54,240 --> 01:51:56,740 ...where there is a two-hour delay... 1996 01:51:56,740 --> 01:51:57,360 Gary Stein. 1997 01:51:57,360 --> 01:52:03,360 ...or more between when you originally imaged the file and when you see the finished film. 1998 01:52:03,960 --> 01:52:07,740 It's not like redoing something you just put out through a laser printer. 1999 01:52:07,840 --> 01:52:09,420 If it doesn't come out right, you can just redo it. 2000 01:52:09,640 --> 01:52:16,640 Superprint comes with the optional Z-Script interpreter, which can translate PostScript into either GDI or PCL formats. 2001 01:52:17,140 --> 01:52:22,820 And at under $300 for the whole bundle, it can be a lot less expensive than going out and buying a new printer. 2002 01:52:23,260 --> 01:52:28,440 At this point, I'd say that without Superprint, we couldn't get from Windows to a high-resolution film recorder... 2003 01:52:28,440 --> 01:52:32,760 ...without going into about $15,000 additional in hard. 2004 01:52:32,820 --> 01:52:36,000 He nearly lost it there. Gary Stein nearly lost it. 2005 01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:38,660 Listen, he had to think about the figure. 2006 01:52:38,660 --> 01:52:42,660 ...the film recorder without going into... 2007 01:52:42,660 --> 01:52:49,660 He's lying. When the eyes are pointing upwards like that, that's when someone's telling porcupines. 2008 01:52:49,660 --> 01:52:52,660 ...to about $15,000 additional in hardware. 2009 01:52:52,660 --> 01:52:55,660 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Stelson. 2010 01:52:55,660 --> 01:53:00,660 Janelle Stelson's after you. 2011 01:53:00,660 --> 01:53:02,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2012 01:53:02,660 --> 01:53:04,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2013 01:53:04,660 --> 01:53:05,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2014 01:53:05,660 --> 01:53:06,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2015 01:53:06,660 --> 01:53:07,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2016 01:53:07,660 --> 01:53:08,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2017 01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:09,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2018 01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:10,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2019 01:53:10,660 --> 01:53:11,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2020 01:53:11,660 --> 01:53:12,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2021 01:53:12,660 --> 01:53:13,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2022 01:53:13,660 --> 01:53:14,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2023 01:53:14,660 --> 01:53:15,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2024 01:53:15,660 --> 01:53:16,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2025 01:53:16,660 --> 01:53:17,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2026 01:53:17,660 --> 01:53:18,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2027 01:53:18,660 --> 01:53:19,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2028 01:53:19,660 --> 01:53:20,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2029 01:53:20,660 --> 01:53:21,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2030 01:53:21,660 --> 01:53:22,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2031 01:53:22,660 --> 01:53:23,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2032 01:53:23,660 --> 01:53:24,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2033 01:53:24,660 --> 01:53:25,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2034 01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:26,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2035 01:53:26,660 --> 01:53:27,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2036 01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:28,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2037 01:53:28,660 --> 01:53:29,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2038 01:53:29,660 --> 01:53:30,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2039 01:53:30,660 --> 01:53:31,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2040 01:53:31,660 --> 01:53:32,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2041 01:53:32,660 --> 01:53:33,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2042 01:53:33,660 --> 01:53:34,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2043 01:53:34,660 --> 01:53:35,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2044 01:53:35,660 --> 01:53:36,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2045 01:53:36,660 --> 01:53:37,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2046 01:53:37,660 --> 01:53:38,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2047 01:53:38,660 --> 01:53:39,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2048 01:53:39,660 --> 01:53:40,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2049 01:53:40,660 --> 01:53:41,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2050 01:53:41,660 --> 01:53:42,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2051 01:53:42,660 --> 01:53:44,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2052 01:53:44,660 --> 01:53:48,660 ...Caroel Schweitzer of Tool Technology. 2053 01:53:48,660 --> 01:53:50,660 ...and this book here, what's his name? Peter Quick. 2054 01:53:50,660 --> 01:53:51,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2055 01:53:51,660 --> 01:53:52,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2056 01:53:52,660 --> 01:53:53,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2057 01:53:53,660 --> 01:53:54,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2058 01:53:54,660 --> 01:53:55,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2059 01:53:55,660 --> 01:53:56,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2060 01:53:56,660 --> 01:53:57,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2061 01:53:57,660 --> 01:53:58,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2062 01:53:58,660 --> 01:53:59,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2063 01:53:59,660 --> 01:54:00,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2064 01:54:00,660 --> 01:54:01,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2065 01:54:01,660 --> 01:54:02,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2066 01:54:02,660 --> 01:54:04,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2067 01:54:04,660 --> 01:54:06,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2068 01:54:06,660 --> 01:54:07,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2069 01:54:07,660 --> 01:54:08,660 ...the film recorder without going into the computer. 2070 01:54:08,660 --> 01:54:10,660 ...that's Phil Seder. 2071 01:54:10,660 --> 01:54:14,660 ...and we've got none other than Tool Technologies. 2072 01:54:14,660 --> 01:54:16,660 ...Carol Schweitzer of Tool Technology. 2073 01:54:16,660 --> 01:54:17,660 ...Carol, one of the things you're going to- 2074 01:54:17,660 --> 01:54:18,660 ...Carol Schweitzer. 2075 01:54:18,660 --> 01:54:20,660 ...and he shows his wind tools and it's kind of interesting. 2076 01:54:20,660 --> 01:54:23,660 ...you were saying that in fact started out as a shareware program, didn't it? 2077 01:54:23,660 --> 01:54:25,660 ...Shareware, is it? 2078 01:54:25,660 --> 01:54:27,660 Jukebox Connors, thanks very much. 2079 01:54:27,660 --> 01:54:29,660 So this fucking is amazing actually. 2080 01:54:29,660 --> 01:54:32,660 Who'd have thunk the fucking Tool Time Technologies? 2081 01:54:32,660 --> 01:54:37,660 Tim, the Carol Schweitzer Tool Man Taylor, started off as a shareware scenario. 2082 01:54:37,660 --> 01:54:39,660 ...it was open source. 2083 01:54:39,660 --> 01:54:44,660 Everyone had dibs on it and now they've gone and run it as a fucking private enterprise. 2084 01:54:44,660 --> 01:54:48,660 Initial public offering of tool tips went onto the market. 2085 01:54:48,660 --> 01:54:53,660 Estimated at $59.9 million. 2086 01:54:53,660 --> 01:54:55,660 Let's have a look how it did on the NASDAQ. 2087 01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:56,660 Yes, it did. 2088 01:54:56,660 --> 01:54:58,660 It started out as a Poria. 2089 01:54:58,660 --> 01:55:02,660 Two to three years ago there was a recognized need that Windows wasn't quite delivering 2090 01:55:02,660 --> 01:55:06,660 what a lot of people expected it to for the PC users. 2091 01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:07,660 So we developed- 2092 01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:10,660 It's a lovely nautical brooch that she's got on there. 2093 01:55:10,660 --> 01:55:16,660 And the blue of the- maybe it's a democratic kind of blue, is it? 2094 01:55:16,660 --> 01:55:21,660 Nautical badge, maybe a New England vibe, a nautical theme. 2095 01:55:21,660 --> 01:55:23,660 Crazy bit of business. 2096 01:55:23,660 --> 01:55:32,660 And it's a power volumistic bob, which we've seen in the last scenario with this woman here who was doing the fucking private room. 2097 01:55:32,660 --> 01:55:35,660 We can skip back to there now. 2098 01:55:35,660 --> 01:55:37,660 That's her. 2099 01:55:37,660 --> 01:55:40,660 They could have chose a different fucking suit for the fucking women. 2100 01:55:40,660 --> 01:55:41,660 Like, it's the same woman. 2101 01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:43,660 Just a different face. 2102 01:55:43,660 --> 01:55:51,660 Recognized need that Windows wasn't quite delivering what a lot of people expected it to for the PC users. 2103 01:55:51,660 --> 01:55:53,660 So we developed from a Poria. 2104 01:55:53,660 --> 01:55:54,660 Oh. 2105 01:55:54,660 --> 01:55:58,660 Alright, now let's turn to WinMaster, which is your product from PC Quick. 2106 01:55:58,660 --> 01:55:59,660 And what does WinMaster do to help- 2107 01:55:59,660 --> 01:56:00,660 Master your win. 2108 01:56:00,660 --> 01:56:02,660 Well, basically, Stuart- 2109 01:56:02,660 --> 01:56:05,660 We got Phil Cedar, guys, from PC Quick. 2110 01:56:05,660 --> 01:56:08,660 And he's ready to rock your world. 2111 01:56:08,660 --> 01:56:16,660 WinMaster is a set of six different utilities that either make Windows run faster, your machine run faster, or you work better with Windows. 2112 01:56:16,660 --> 01:56:19,660 Alright, so I see. Is this your toolbar we see now? 2113 01:56:19,660 --> 01:56:20,660 Yeah. 2114 01:56:20,660 --> 01:56:21,660 Phil Cedar's a real sweetheart. 2115 01:56:21,660 --> 01:56:23,660 This is called Toolbox. 2116 01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:27,660 This is a toolbar that helps you launch applications or open files. 2117 01:56:27,660 --> 01:56:31,660 For example, I've set one up here that has approximately eight different applications. 2118 01:56:31,660 --> 01:56:32,660 What's this fella? 2119 01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:33,660 What's this one here? 2120 01:56:33,660 --> 01:56:34,660 Run away, is it? 2121 01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:36,660 Because why are you in trouble? 2122 01:56:36,660 --> 01:56:38,660 Is that why you have that fucking toolbar there? 2123 01:56:38,660 --> 01:56:40,660 Weird man. 2124 01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:49,660 It has a file find, a run tool, an exit tool, and a restart tool that actually take you out of Windows or restart Windows. 2125 01:56:49,660 --> 01:56:51,660 Copy, delete, rename. 2126 01:56:51,660 --> 01:56:55,660 And then some Windows applications I put in also. 2127 01:56:55,660 --> 01:56:56,660 Class. 2128 01:56:56,660 --> 01:57:02,660 The nice thing about toolbars, you can just click on a button and up comes whatever you want to run. 2129 01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:07,660 And, not only that, but you can pop up a toolbox from whatever environment you're in. 2130 01:57:07,660 --> 01:57:08,660 So here I am in the- 2131 01:57:08,660 --> 01:57:09,660 Pop up a toolbox. 2132 01:57:09,660 --> 01:57:10,660 Pop up a toolbox. 2133 01:57:10,660 --> 01:57:12,660 It's a lovely little clip. 2134 01:57:12,660 --> 01:57:15,660 It might need to be remixed into something. 2135 01:57:15,660 --> 01:57:18,660 Not only that, but you can pop up a toolbox from whatever- 2136 01:57:18,660 --> 01:57:19,660 I just wanna- 2137 01:57:19,660 --> 01:57:22,660 I just wanna pop up the toolbox. 2138 01:57:22,660 --> 01:57:23,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2139 01:57:23,660 --> 01:57:24,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2140 01:57:24,660 --> 01:57:25,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2141 01:57:25,660 --> 01:57:26,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2142 01:57:26,660 --> 01:57:27,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2143 01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:29,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2144 01:57:29,660 --> 01:57:30,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2145 01:57:30,660 --> 01:57:31,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2146 01:57:31,660 --> 01:57:32,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2147 01:57:32,660 --> 01:57:33,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2148 01:57:33,660 --> 01:57:34,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2149 01:57:34,660 --> 01:57:36,660 ... whatever environment you're in. 2150 01:57:36,660 --> 01:57:38,660 So here I am in the file- 2151 01:57:38,660 --> 01:57:41,660 But you can pop up a toolbox from whatever environment you're in. 2152 01:57:41,660 --> 01:57:42,660 So here I am- 2153 01:57:42,660 --> 01:57:43,660 Thank you very much, the matrix. 2154 01:57:43,660 --> 01:57:44,660 Thanks very much. 2155 01:57:44,660 --> 01:57:45,660 File manager. 2156 01:57:45,660 --> 01:57:47,660 I can hit the right mouse double click. 2157 01:57:47,660 --> 01:57:48,660 And there's your toolbar. 2158 01:57:48,660 --> 01:57:49,660 And up pops the toolbar. 2159 01:57:49,660 --> 01:57:50,660 And I'm ready to- 2160 01:57:50,660 --> 01:57:51,660 So anytime you're anywhere you can just- 2161 01:57:51,660 --> 01:57:52,660 I just want- 2162 01:57:52,660 --> 01:57:53,660 Up pops the toolbox. 2163 01:57:53,660 --> 01:57:55,660 I wanna pop up the toolbox. 2164 01:57:55,660 --> 01:57:59,660 Any number you just wanna click, pop up the toolbox. 2165 01:57:59,660 --> 01:58:01,660 And then just go pop up the toolbox. 2166 01:58:01,660 --> 01:58:03,660 Stick it up the toolbox. 2167 01:58:03,660 --> 01:58:04,660 Pop pop pop up. 2168 01:58:04,660 --> 01:58:06,660 Pop pop pop up the toolbox. 2169 01:58:06,660 --> 01:58:08,660 Double click and get the toolbar. 2170 01:58:08,660 --> 01:58:09,660 Uh huh. 2171 01:58:09,660 --> 01:58:10,660 Or you can- 2172 01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:11,660 Uh huh. 2173 01:58:11,660 --> 01:58:12,660 Uh huh. 2174 01:58:12,660 --> 01:58:15,660 Throw a few of those cheeky uh huh's in there as well. 2175 01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:16,660 Uh huh. 2176 01:58:16,660 --> 01:58:18,660 Pop up the toolbox. 2177 01:58:18,660 --> 01:58:20,660 And you can get a little toolbar in there as well. 2178 01:58:20,660 --> 01:58:21,660 Uh huh. 2179 01:58:21,660 --> 01:58:22,660 Pop pop the toolbox. 2180 01:58:22,660 --> 01:58:23,660 Uh huh. 2181 01:58:23,660 --> 01:58:24,660 Pop pop the toolbox. 2182 01:58:24,660 --> 01:58:25,660 It's gonna be a fucking smash. 2183 01:58:25,660 --> 01:58:26,660 If anyone can do that please. 2184 01:58:26,660 --> 01:58:27,660 Uh. 2185 01:58:27,660 --> 01:58:28,660 And we can play it. 2186 01:58:28,660 --> 01:58:29,660 If it's good then we'll- 2187 01:58:29,660 --> 01:58:31,660 It doesn't even matter if it's not good. 2188 01:58:31,660 --> 01:58:33,660 We'll play it on the next fucking Shafet stream. 2189 01:58:33,660 --> 01:58:34,660 Anguish Panda thanks for the tip. 2190 01:58:34,660 --> 01:58:38,660 You can use hotkeys or you can even set it to- 2191 01:58:38,660 --> 01:58:40,660 If you're anywhere you can just double click and get the toolbar. 2192 01:58:40,660 --> 01:58:41,660 Uh huh. 2193 01:58:41,660 --> 01:58:42,660 Or you- 2194 01:58:42,660 --> 01:58:44,660 So anytime you're anywhere you can just double click and get the toolbar. 2195 01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:45,660 Uh huh. 2196 01:58:45,660 --> 01:58:47,660 Or you can use hotkeys or you can even set it to- 2197 01:58:47,660 --> 01:58:54,660 To always float on top of the screen if you so choose. 2198 01:58:54,660 --> 01:58:55,660 Um. 2199 01:58:55,660 --> 01:59:01,660 Another thing we did with the application is we really built ease of use into it as the number 2200 01:59:01,660 --> 01:59:03,660 one design priority. 2201 01:59:03,660 --> 01:59:08,660 So for example if I want to add an application to a toolbox I can just pick something out. 2202 01:59:08,660 --> 01:59:09,660 Yo. 2203 01:59:09,660 --> 01:59:11,660 Pop up the Anguish Panda. 2204 01:59:11,660 --> 01:59:12,660 Thank you very much. 2205 01:59:12,660 --> 01:59:13,660 Connor Williams there. 2206 01:59:13,660 --> 01:59:16,660 Do you need Windows computer insurance brother? 2207 01:59:16,660 --> 01:59:17,660 No. 2208 01:59:17,660 --> 01:59:18,660 By the way. 2209 01:59:18,660 --> 01:59:19,660 Thank you very much man. 2210 01:59:19,660 --> 01:59:21,660 Thanks very much for the tip. 2211 01:59:21,660 --> 01:59:23,660 And Anguish Panda as well. 2212 01:59:23,660 --> 01:59:24,660 I wonder where- 2213 01:59:24,660 --> 01:59:25,660 Where is Phil Cedar going with this? 2214 01:59:25,660 --> 01:59:28,660 I mean he's very into his toolbox that's for sure. 2215 01:59:28,660 --> 01:59:30,660 And he's uh huh and he's doing- 2216 01:59:30,660 --> 01:59:33,660 He's really selling the program, the software. 2217 01:59:33,660 --> 01:59:37,660 I would love to go back in time and pop up the toolbox on my Windows computer. 2218 01:59:37,660 --> 01:59:38,660 Where it just isn't gonna happen. 2219 01:59:38,660 --> 01:59:40,660 Full panel here. 2220 01:59:40,660 --> 01:59:43,660 Drag it over, drop it on the toolbox. 2221 01:59:43,660 --> 01:59:45,660 Click OK and there over on the right hand side- 2222 01:59:45,660 --> 01:59:47,660 And there's a button for the control panel. 2223 01:59:47,660 --> 01:59:48,660 Yeah. 2224 01:59:48,660 --> 01:59:49,660 Is the new button and it's ready to go. 2225 01:59:49,660 --> 01:59:50,660 That was easy. 2226 01:59:50,660 --> 01:59:51,660 Yeah it's very easy to use. 2227 01:59:51,660 --> 01:59:53,660 Doesn't make you rethink the Windows environment. 2228 01:59:53,660 --> 01:59:57,660 Doesn't make you learn any complex macros or controls. 2229 01:59:57,660 --> 02:00:01,660 The second thing I want to show you is what we call Quick Vault. 2230 02:00:01,660 --> 02:00:05,660 I just opened up the Quick Vault there with the toolbox quick. 2231 02:00:05,660 --> 02:00:11,660 This is our file compression storage utility that helps you get more from your hard disk by compressing files. 2232 02:00:11,660 --> 02:00:17,660 I can go in and what I need to do is grab some files. 2233 02:00:17,660 --> 02:00:19,660 In this case I'm grabbing a whole directory. 2234 02:00:19,660 --> 02:00:27,660 I'm gonna drag it down, drop it on the vault icon and it's compressed and stored and then removed to a special place in the directory structure. 2235 02:00:27,660 --> 02:00:33,660 If I want to get those files back I just double click on the Quick Vault. 2236 02:00:33,660 --> 02:00:37,660 There's the directory I just compressed and all I need to do is click restore. 2237 02:00:37,660 --> 02:00:41,660 One of the nice things about Quick Vault is it remembers where things came from. 2238 02:00:41,660 --> 02:00:43,660 So it'll put... 2239 02:00:43,660 --> 02:00:45,660 Early WinZip says Nigel. 2240 02:00:45,660 --> 02:00:46,660 Early WinZip. 2241 02:00:46,660 --> 02:00:47,660 Is this what it is? 2242 02:00:47,660 --> 02:00:48,660 Is this... 2243 02:00:48,660 --> 02:00:52,660 I'm fucking zoned out there five minutes ago when he was doing the toolbox stuff. 2244 02:00:52,660 --> 02:00:54,660 Is this all this is? 2245 02:00:54,660 --> 02:00:57,660 Is this all this is just a fucking compression program? 2246 02:00:57,660 --> 02:00:58,660 Is that it? 2247 02:00:58,660 --> 02:00:59,660 Is that it? 2248 02:00:59,660 --> 02:01:02,660 Put them back right where they came from. 2249 02:01:02,660 --> 02:01:05,660 As I said there are six utilities in the package. 2250 02:01:05,660 --> 02:01:09,660 Right down here is part of our information, system information utility. 2251 02:01:09,660 --> 02:01:15,660 This is a little meter that's actually showing us how our CPU is acting as I'm giving the demo. 2252 02:01:15,660 --> 02:01:17,660 So what does that percentage figure mean? 2253 02:01:17,660 --> 02:01:21,660 That means that right now we're using 9% of our CPU power. 2254 02:01:21,660 --> 02:01:28,660 Our quick info utility does have a number of these meters so you can actually analyze performance as you work in Windows. 2255 02:01:28,660 --> 02:01:30,660 We also have a disk defragmenter. 2256 02:01:30,660 --> 02:01:44,660 The toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox, the toolbox. 2257 02:01:44,660 --> 02:01:48,660 A disk cache and a RAM. 2258 02:01:48,660 --> 02:01:51,660 What's the Betsy says toolbox one more time. 2259 02:01:51,660 --> 02:01:54,660 RAM disks that all come together in the package. 2260 02:01:54,660 --> 02:01:55,660 What does WinMaster sell for? 2261 02:01:55,660 --> 02:01:59,660 Its suggested retail price is $129.95. 2262 02:01:59,660 --> 02:02:00,660 What? 2263 02:02:00,660 --> 02:02:03,660 For WinZip, 130 quid. 2264 02:02:03,660 --> 02:02:09,660 I'll turn to you Carol and you're going to show us, I guess first of all, WinDesk, which is a kind of easier version of WinTools. 2265 02:02:09,660 --> 02:02:10,660 Is that the idea? 2266 02:02:10,660 --> 02:02:13,660 Yes, WinDesk is for all Windows users. 2267 02:02:13,660 --> 02:02:16,660 Both of these products are alternative interfaces. 2268 02:02:16,660 --> 02:02:17,660 Schweitzer. 2269 02:02:17,660 --> 02:02:20,660 So we replace your program file and task managers. 2270 02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:21,660 Alright, now which one do we have up here right now? 2271 02:02:21,660 --> 02:02:22,660 This is WinDesk. 2272 02:02:22,660 --> 02:02:23,660 Okay, tell us what it does. 2273 02:02:23,660 --> 02:02:26,660 Yes, everything in WinDesk is included in WinTools. 2274 02:02:26,660 --> 02:02:28,660 What we give you instead is a set of- 2275 02:02:28,660 --> 02:02:30,660 Phil, thank you very much Phil. 2276 02:02:30,660 --> 02:02:32,660 I hope you're getting on well. 2277 02:02:32,660 --> 02:02:33,660 Phil. 2278 02:02:33,660 --> 02:02:37,660 The basic tools that are your building blocks to creating your own desktop. 2279 02:02:37,660 --> 02:02:44,660 And in this way you can make a copy of anything on the desktop simply by dropping it on the copy tool. 2280 02:02:44,660 --> 02:02:49,660 You can get rid of anything on the desktop by dragging it to trash. 2281 02:02:49,660 --> 02:02:53,660 We give you all the things you're used to in the program manager groups. 2282 02:02:53,660 --> 02:02:57,660 And from there you can build and actually use your desktop. 2283 02:02:57,660 --> 02:03:02,660 So I'd like to show you file management and how we've improved on that. 2284 02:03:02,660 --> 02:03:06,660 We really take the idea of visual computing to the next level. 2285 02:03:06,660 --> 02:03:13,660 Everything can be controlled with mouse drag and drop to graft and prune your tree, copying and move using mouse control. 2286 02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:15,660 There's also keyboard support. 2287 02:03:15,660 --> 02:03:20,660 All the pull down menu functions that you've been doing are now automated. 2288 02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:25,660 You just simply double click on, for instance, putting this in date order or in detail order or by kind. 2289 02:03:25,660 --> 02:03:29,660 We let you view three different directories at a time and any type of file can be pulled right out onto the desktop. 2290 02:03:29,660 --> 02:03:34,660 So this BMP file I can pull out, I can easily close down this whole tree directory by pushing close open for all windows. 2291 02:03:34,660 --> 02:03:35,660 So we're automating a lot of the things you do. 2292 02:03:35,660 --> 02:03:37,660 And then I can change everything about the file that I pulled onto the desktop. 2293 02:03:37,660 --> 02:03:40,660 This is your desktop and why not easily have that be represented by something that you're going to remember. 2294 02:03:40,660 --> 02:03:43,660 So you can change the font, the color, you can go beyond the eight character DOS name. 2295 02:03:43,660 --> 02:03:44,660 So here, this was a tartan clad BMP. 2296 02:03:44,660 --> 02:03:45,660 Let's see what we can find. 2297 02:03:45,660 --> 02:03:46,660 How about the checks? 2298 02:03:46,660 --> 02:03:49,660 So now in a very simple way, you have created a customized tool on the desktop. 2299 02:03:49,660 --> 02:03:51,660 With one double click you'll launch the application and the file. 2300 02:03:51,660 --> 02:03:53,660 So I've created an example of maybe how you could organize your cluttered desktop. 2301 02:03:53,660 --> 02:03:59,660 Maybe you have three top clients and you could easily put together a desk for your number one client that included financial files, word processing files, database files. 2302 02:03:59,660 --> 02:04:01,660 And you can see this idea of customizing with the icons. 2303 02:04:01,660 --> 02:04:02,660 So I can regroup those files anyway that's functional for me. 2304 02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:03,660 Exactly. 2305 02:04:03,660 --> 02:04:05,660 So that's what we've done with organizing your desktop. 2306 02:04:05,660 --> 02:04:08,660 We've also really assisted in automating the PC user and working through their applications. 2307 02:04:08,660 --> 02:04:10,660 We have a universal toolbar for all the major applications. 2308 02:04:10,660 --> 02:04:12,660 And in this way you would run our Word toolbar, WordPerfect or Lotus above your open application. 2309 02:04:12,660 --> 02:04:13,660 So whatever application I'm in, I use the same toolbar. 2310 02:04:13,660 --> 02:04:15,660 Yes, you would double click on printer question mark to reconfigure your printer. 2311 02:04:15,660 --> 02:04:16,660 So that's a quick tour of WinDef. 2312 02:04:16,660 --> 02:04:17,660 Okay, quickly let's make sure we get to WinTools. 2313 02:04:17,660 --> 02:04:18,660 Yes, okay. 2314 02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:21,660 WinTools includes everything I've shown you, plus this idea of having more desktops to organize your work. 2315 02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:23,660 So in this way, I can move up to this desktop. 2316 02:04:23,660 --> 02:04:24,660 Because each of those little boxes is another desktop? 2317 02:04:24,660 --> 02:04:25,660 Yes, and we allow you to have up to 16 open. 2318 02:04:25,660 --> 02:04:28,660 So I have Quicken open with my files I go to most often, my automated toolbar. 2319 02:04:28,660 --> 02:04:32,660 I can move over to the main screen of WinTools, and you can see that we've also included a few extra automation tools, DDE and Keystroke. 2320 02:04:32,660 --> 02:04:34,660 I also can launch multiple programs with one double click. 2321 02:04:34,660 --> 02:04:39,660 I'm going to launch three different Windows applications in that feature called Big Sky with more desktops available to you. 2322 02:04:39,660 --> 02:04:41,660 So paintbrush is opening and also it will have no padding calendar. 2323 02:04:41,660 --> 02:04:42,660 So with one click, open three things in the middle. 2324 02:04:42,660 --> 02:04:43,660 Exactly. 2325 02:04:43,660 --> 02:04:44,660 We also include networking features. 2326 02:04:44,660 --> 02:04:46,660 WinTools is designed for anyone who is setting up Windows on a network. 2327 02:04:46,660 --> 02:04:48,660 And in this way, you can assign rights to each individual tool. 2328 02:04:48,660 --> 02:04:49,660 So you can lock down a consistent interface. 2329 02:04:49,660 --> 02:04:50,660 Carol, thank you very much. 2330 02:04:50,660 --> 02:04:51,660 They've both very impressive products. 2331 02:04:51,660 --> 02:04:53,660 Alright, that is today's look at software enhancements for- 2332 02:04:53,660 --> 02:04:54,660 Oh, fucking hell. 2333 02:04:54,660 --> 02:04:56,660 Imagine playing that at normal speed. 2334 02:04:56,660 --> 02:04:58,660 We'd have been there for five minutes. 2335 02:04:58,660 --> 02:04:59,660 Windows ne- 2336 02:04:59,660 --> 02:05:01,660 Pop up, you toolbox. 2337 02:05:01,660 --> 02:05:05,660 If you're ever encountering a boring video, just pop up the toolbox. 2338 02:05:05,660 --> 02:05:08,660 Little icon down at the bottom right hand side of the video here. 2339 02:05:08,660 --> 02:05:12,660 And just fucking increase the playback speed. 2340 02:05:12,660 --> 02:05:17,660 Little life hack there for shit videos on YouTube that are going on for too long. 2341 02:05:17,660 --> 02:05:20,660 Unfortunately, there's no way you can fast forward this because it's live. 2342 02:05:20,660 --> 02:05:23,660 You're in for the long haul. 2343 02:05:23,660 --> 02:05:27,660 Should you decide not to, it's your fucking lass. 2344 02:05:27,660 --> 02:05:30,660 Next week, we'll show you the best hardware add-ons for Windows. 2345 02:05:30,660 --> 02:05:33,660 Up next, this week's computer news on Random Access. 2346 02:05:33,660 --> 02:05:34,660 Hardware. 2347 02:05:34,660 --> 02:05:36,660 Hey, I'm Talyn and this is Rump- 2348 02:05:36,660 --> 02:05:37,660 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 2349 02:05:37,660 --> 02:05:38,660 Look at the fucking- 2350 02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,660 Talyn. 2351 02:05:39,660 --> 02:05:41,660 What kind of name is Talyn? 2352 02:05:41,660 --> 02:05:42,660 I'm Talyn. 2353 02:05:42,660 --> 02:05:44,660 I'm going to show you how to start an online teaser business. 2354 02:05:44,660 --> 02:05:45,660 I'm Talyn. 2355 02:05:45,660 --> 02:05:46,660 I'm going to start an online teaser biz. 2356 02:05:46,660 --> 02:05:47,660 I'm Talyn and this is my dog, Talyn 2. 2357 02:05:47,660 --> 02:05:52,500 Hey I'm Talon, I'm gonna start an online teaser biz. 2358 02:05:52,500 --> 02:05:58,160 I'm Talon and this is my dog, Talon2. 2359 02:05:58,160 --> 02:06:00,800 His name is Talon2. 2360 02:06:00,800 --> 02:06:06,100 This is my dog, Toolbox. 2361 02:06:06,100 --> 02:06:08,180 Pump up the toolbox. 2362 02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:09,880 Pump up the toolbox. 2363 02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:10,880 Uh huh. 2364 02:06:10,880 --> 02:06:16,960 Pump up the toolbox. 2365 02:06:16,960 --> 02:06:19,140 Create your own online t-shirt biz. 2366 02:06:19,140 --> 02:06:20,140 Let's go. 2367 02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:27,060 First go to Sh- Paul fucking dog is being lumped into this. 2368 02:06:27,060 --> 02:06:30,560 Pimped out to the max. 2369 02:06:30,560 --> 02:06:33,840 Shopify.com and start a free trial. 2370 02:06:33,840 --> 02:06:35,720 Next create your t-shirt. 2371 02:06:35,720 --> 02:06:38,940 You can use your own designs or hire a freelance designer. 2372 02:06:38,940 --> 02:06:46,260 Once you have a design you love, add it to a t-shirt and put it on. 2373 02:06:46,260 --> 02:07:04,440 The first PC to utilize Wingen video technology to improve Windows performance by up to 10 times. 2374 02:07:04,440 --> 02:07:07,620 Wingen uses what Epson calls virtual cache technology. 2375 02:07:07,620 --> 02:07:23,620 It's standard 16-bit VGA with extensions that allow the system to directly access VRAM display 2376 02:07:23,620 --> 02:07:25,540 memory as system memory. 2377 02:07:25,540 --> 02:07:30,720 Toshiba is slashing prices on its satellite notebook computers by up to 17 percent. 2378 02:07:30,720 --> 02:07:36,640 Toshiba also cut prices by up to 8 percent on its AC-powered T6400 portables. 2379 02:07:36,640 --> 02:07:39,720 The new year is not bright for Big Blue. 2380 02:07:39,720 --> 02:07:44,720 IBM announced it will lay off some 25,000 workers in an effort to cut its manufacturing capacity. 2381 02:07:44,720 --> 02:07:50,900 IBM also plans to cut spending on product development by $1 billion next year. 2382 02:07:50,900 --> 02:07:54,740 Borland says it plans to lay off 15 percent of its workforce. 2383 02:07:54,740 --> 02:07:59,900 Borland faces stiffer competition in the database market from Microsoft's FoxPro and Access. 2384 02:07:59,900 --> 02:08:03,900 Hewlett Packard had some good economic news this week. 2385 02:08:03,900 --> 02:08:04,900 Bucca Shiteman. 2386 02:08:04,900 --> 02:08:05,900 Bucca Shiteman. 2387 02:08:05,900 --> 02:08:07,540 in the mid-range computer market. 2388 02:08:07,980 --> 02:08:11,560 This is the first time HP has passed digital equipment in the mini market. 2389 02:08:12,060 --> 02:08:15,280 Taking a look at the best-selling entertainment software titles this week, 2390 02:08:15,420 --> 02:08:16,840 according to Egghead Software, 2391 02:08:17,300 --> 02:08:20,020 King's Quest VI is the number one program on the PC. 2392 02:08:20,540 --> 02:08:23,300 SimCity Supreme and SimLife both made the best... 2393 02:08:23,300 --> 02:08:26,300 Great stuff. Some amazing games here, 2394 02:08:26,300 --> 02:08:31,580 and they look like they're a little bit better than whatever the other fucking ones were. 2395 02:08:31,700 --> 02:08:36,860 Math Blaster is a fucking Area 51 Blaster and fucking Mavis Beacon. 2396 02:08:37,200 --> 02:08:39,800 Where is the world? Carmen Sandiego. 2397 02:08:40,360 --> 02:08:44,100 Now we have Prince of Persia, King's Quest, SimCity Supreme, SimLife, 2398 02:08:44,780 --> 02:08:46,140 and Flight Simulator 4. 2399 02:08:46,760 --> 02:08:51,120 Far Cry from Kid Pix and Kid Desk and Playroom. 2400 02:08:52,200 --> 02:08:54,400 Five-seller list for Mac users. 2401 02:08:55,300 --> 02:08:59,080 Next Christmas, look for a new video game platform to rival Nintendo. 2402 02:08:59,480 --> 02:09:03,020 Matsushita and Electronic Arts are rumored to be jointly developing 2403 02:09:03,020 --> 02:09:06,700 a CD-ROM-based game computer for 3D games at home. 2404 02:09:07,040 --> 02:09:09,660 They're really pushing this fucking thing, aren't they? 2405 02:09:09,840 --> 02:09:18,120 I reckon Stew Baby Shafi got a little brown envelope from EA or 3DO or Matsuchi or something. 2406 02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:21,900 And they were like, can you keep on fucking pimping it out at the end of the show? 2407 02:09:22,740 --> 02:09:28,380 And he was like, sure thing, if you can give me a handheld console for free. 2408 02:09:28,960 --> 02:09:32,940 And every week now, he keeps on just bringing up this console that never existed. 2409 02:09:33,020 --> 02:09:37,080 Finally, if you thought you could escape commercials when playing computer games, you're wrong. 2410 02:09:37,540 --> 02:09:40,940 Telephone Giant Sprint will be the first to try this medium to reach you. 2411 02:09:41,120 --> 02:09:46,200 They've placed a commercial plug in Sierra Online's 3D interactive game, Space Quest V. 2412 02:09:46,640 --> 02:09:48,400 Look out for it early next year. 2413 02:09:48,780 --> 02:09:50,580 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 2414 02:09:50,760 --> 02:09:51,880 I'm Janelle Stelzen. 2415 02:09:52,180 --> 02:09:55,200 Janelle Stelzen's after you. 2416 02:09:55,200 --> 02:10:01,260 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, 2417 02:10:01,760 --> 02:10:04,640 providers of educational materials to help manage software. 2418 02:10:05,220 --> 02:10:06,480 Don't copy that floppy. 2419 02:10:08,080 --> 02:10:10,800 Video cassette copies of this program are available. 2420 02:10:11,160 --> 02:10:12,080 30 quid. 2421 02:10:12,180 --> 02:10:15,200 You could buy this whole episode for 30 fucking quid. 2422 02:10:15,640 --> 02:10:19,400 And they'd send you it in a box, in a fucking envelope. 2423 02:10:19,400 --> 02:10:21,300 And you'd also get a copy of this. 2424 02:10:21,800 --> 02:10:23,320 Chronicles also publishes a... 2425 02:10:23,320 --> 02:10:24,560 A Stuart Shiffey letter. 2426 02:10:24,780 --> 02:10:27,260 A letter written by the man himself. 2427 02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:32,260 God knows what the fucking contents of the letter was. 2428 02:10:32,440 --> 02:10:33,560 And what it was all about. 2429 02:10:33,680 --> 02:10:36,040 It was a crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business. 2430 02:10:36,620 --> 02:10:37,600 Did this even happen? 2431 02:10:38,140 --> 02:10:42,440 Or is this all just a fucking second jab fever dream of a stream? 2432 02:10:43,060 --> 02:10:44,920 Did the Shiffey letter even exist? 2433 02:10:45,100 --> 02:10:46,200 And if it did, why? 2434 02:10:46,200 --> 02:10:50,500 I reckon it was maybe 30 quid for the video. 2435 02:10:50,720 --> 02:10:51,440 It was so steep. 2436 02:10:51,560 --> 02:10:56,020 They just threw in any old bump just to fucking make it a little bit more tasty. 2437 02:10:56,920 --> 02:10:59,160 But what are you going to do with that letter? 2438 02:10:59,260 --> 02:11:01,860 I'd love to see if there's any Shiffey letters online. 2439 02:11:02,000 --> 02:11:04,600 Maybe there's a PDF or a scan you can fucking download. 2440 02:11:05,400 --> 02:11:05,780 Would be good. 2441 02:11:05,900 --> 02:11:07,140 Kieran Curtis, thank you very much. 2442 02:11:07,140 --> 02:11:12,380 And a newsletter containing details on products demonstrated plus background information on program topics. 2443 02:11:12,920 --> 02:11:20,920 To order a videocassette or a subscription to the newsletter, call 1-800-366-9484 or write computer chronicles. 2444 02:11:21,400 --> 02:11:23,440 Please specify a program subject for tapes. 2445 02:11:23,440 --> 02:11:31,760 All orders include a free software program for auditing software use and information on the definitive guide to keeping your organization's software legal. 2446 02:11:31,760 --> 02:12:01,740 Thank you. 2447 02:12:01,740 --> 02:12:03,740 Thank you. 2448 02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:03,740 Thank you. 2449 02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:03,740 Thank you. 2450 02:12:03,740 --> 02:12:05,240 Douglas Evans supervising, 2451 02:12:05,340 --> 02:12:08,660 Patrick Boyrud as a remote producer, 2452 02:12:08,820 --> 02:12:11,460 Pete Affero, Phil as a party, 2453 02:12:11,580 --> 02:12:14,200 Phil Cousin, Renny Renard, Steve Zarek producing, 2454 02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:16,200 titles and graphics by Jim Rivera, 2455 02:12:16,700 --> 02:12:19,160 Bill Bover, Ralph Spotson, Steve Weitmer, 2456 02:12:19,360 --> 02:12:22,580 Random Access, videotape provided by Roxanne Bruins, 2457 02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:25,180 Joseph Grazan, assistants and producers, 2458 02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:27,320 Donna Andrews, Stephanie Chaffee, 2459 02:12:27,680 --> 02:12:29,640 Joan L. Patterson, and special thanks, 2460 02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:32,060 Apple Computer, AT&T, Tandy Corporation, 2461 02:12:32,560 --> 02:12:33,480 and none other. 2462 02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:35,440 Than Miller Communications. 2463 02:12:36,200 --> 02:12:38,340 This has been Computer Chronicles. 2464 02:12:39,400 --> 02:12:41,440 I've not been Stuart Chaffee. 2465 02:12:41,800 --> 02:12:43,360 I've been Francis Higgins. 2466 02:12:43,680 --> 02:12:44,620 Thanks for watching. 2467 02:12:45,240 --> 02:12:49,540 This WITF TV Harrisburg Philadelphia production. 2468 02:12:49,540 --> 02:12:51,920 Good night and God bless everyone. 2469 02:12:52,420 --> 02:12:53,980 It's been emotional. 2470 02:12:56,500 --> 02:12:57,960 We'll see you later, lads. 2471 02:12:58,060 --> 02:12:58,800 I have to go to bed. 2472 02:12:58,860 --> 02:12:59,540 I'm fucking wrecked. 2473 02:13:00,500 --> 02:13:00,900 And, uh, 2474 02:13:02,240 --> 02:13:03,740 if you're getting the second jab, 2475 02:13:03,840 --> 02:13:05,120 it's a bit fucking wiry. 2476 02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:06,500 The first night's wiry enough. 2477 02:13:07,260 --> 02:13:07,960 I'm not gonna lie. 2478 02:13:08,780 --> 02:13:09,040 Uh, 2479 02:13:09,080 --> 02:13:11,380 I'm fucking on the anti-inflammatories now. 2480 02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:11,960 I've, 2481 02:13:11,960 --> 02:13:12,200 I've, 2482 02:13:12,200 --> 02:13:13,600 a few solpidine as well. 2483 02:13:14,700 --> 02:13:16,880 I should be okay if I get a nice bit of rest. 2484 02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:17,680 But thanks very much. 2485 02:13:18,100 --> 02:13:19,060 We'll talk to you later on. 2486 02:13:19,100 --> 02:13:19,280 Anyway, 2487 02:13:19,280 --> 02:13:19,700 it's been, 2488 02:13:19,780 --> 02:13:21,000 it's been emotional. 2489 02:13:21,140 --> 02:13:22,500 It's been another couple of episodes 2490 02:13:22,500 --> 02:13:24,200 of the greatest TV show 2491 02:13:24,200 --> 02:13:25,180 that's ever, 2492 02:13:25,380 --> 02:13:26,080 ever existed 2493 02:13:26,080 --> 02:13:27,220 since Sopranos.