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*Tonk*

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*Tonk*

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*Tonk*

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Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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You hammered your mother.

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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Yeah, that's all working. That's great.

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I can't hear it, so I need to put on the headphones.

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One sec.

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Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful.

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Yeah, that's working.

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And what about this one? Can you hear this one?

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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How are you getting on that?

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You hammered your mother.

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John Gospel.

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Or Gopal. Sorry, I called you the Gospel there, John.

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Because, uh...

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I'll tell you why that was now, John.

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I saw your name pop up there saying you hammered your mother.

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And, uh...

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I hadn't...

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enlarged the text...

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in the box.

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Usually I go to 150% so I can read the text...

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as an enhancement.

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And, uh...

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The snake will smother you if you're not careful.

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I didn't do that.

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I thought your name was John Gospel, like the Gospel of the Lord.

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I got it wrong.

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And what we have here now is...

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a hideous circumstance where I have to apologize for that.

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But look, it's...

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it is what it is.

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It's the time of day that's in it as well.

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I'm going to do a few mistakes.

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I'm not on the ball yet, but I mean...

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hopefully in a little...

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fucking five minutes maybe, when you get thrown into this scenario...

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it's just gonna be...

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I'll be...

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I'll be back to it again.

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You know, I have the porridge here.

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Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful.

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A bit of coffee as well.

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And a...

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a new sound...

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board clip.

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Just one clip.

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Not a sound board.

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But a clip.

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And it's this.

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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It's the doctor who was giving out stink...

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in the Late Late Show audience that day.

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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Don't know if you know that one.

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I don't know if anybody knows that reference where you up...

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It was a late night stream there I did a couple of weeks ago.

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We were watching that and had the...

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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It had Stephen Roach in it.

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And Sean Walsh as well.

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Sean doesn't know that one.

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That's a great start to the stream as well that Sean...

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No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

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Doesn't know that one.

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But it's apt.

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It's gonna get used quite a bit.

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Maybe as well because this is a Claire scenario.

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Long time ago we did the first scenario.

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It was two years ago now.

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And I tried to get the Claire scenario going again

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because I was using them on an emulator on the PS3.

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And that was...

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It was tough.

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It was tough because you needed a second disc.

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I needed a brand new image.

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I needed to download a fucking image or find the image again.

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So I went and got it here.

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Super Bass.

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How are you?

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You remember.

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Yeah, it's great stuff.

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Sean Fitzpatrick.

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How are things?

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How are you getting on Sean?

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I hope you're doing well.

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Doug Reid.

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The Sunset Times.

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You get it.

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You know the crack as well.

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How are you getting on there?

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Ciaran Furlong.

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Sean Buck Mulligan.

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Lucy.

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Auntie.

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Soup.

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Soup Bass.

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Wabba Jack.

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Stair Chicken.

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Sparky.

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Mark Dargan.

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Dargan Mars.

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Dylan Coleman.

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I remember.

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Good nights playing Resident Evil during the summer of 2019.

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Playing those speed runs.

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Quality times.

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And Dargan Mars there.

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Just providing great support and moral support and moral fibre as well.

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During some tried and tested times.

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Pre-Covid.

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Remember we never knew how good we had it.

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And wow.

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How things have changed now.

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And fighting foes is not the only way either.

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To survive this horror.

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Okay.

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The horror of Covid-19.

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What we're going to do now is get straight into this.

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I can't.

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I want to do that with the hair but I keep on fucking touching the headphones so.

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And then more hair just falls on the face.

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It's a bad situation which is going to have to result in the hair being cut at some stage.

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But there's no sex discrimination in this one lads.

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No sex discrimination in this one lads.

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Let's get going.

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He takes a lovely breath there at the end of that.

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I don't know if you've seen that clip.

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He takes a breath at the end of that scenario.

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Because he's waiting for people to laugh at his quip.

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But it doesn't happen.

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It just rests in the air.

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In the audience.

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On national television.

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No sex discrimination in this one lads.

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Let's have a look here.

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Why is there a...

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Some lovely, lovely noise there.

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Some lovely doom sounds there.

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Now.

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I have to fucking do this now.

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Don't tell me I have to restart the fucking thing.

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Control pad.

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Control pad.

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Control pad.

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Get that fucking control pad in there.

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I have to fucking do this now

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Don't tell me I have to restart the fucking thing

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Control pad

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Control pad

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Get that fucking control pad in there

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Fucking buttons aren't working

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This would be an awful shame now at this time in the fucking morning

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For this to have absolutely gone tits up

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Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful

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I'll just keep on relying on those soundboard clips

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To help me through this situation

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Continue, run, continue

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Fucking hell, never been happier to hear that

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1243 in LA, California says

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Oisin, how are you getting on Oisin?

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The night is only just beginning for you over there, is it?

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over there in the states.

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Unbelievable stuff.

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You having a good time over there, Oisin?

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How is it?

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What's the story?

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There are a lot of gangs over there, is there?

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Is it dangerous, Oisin?

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Would you recommend it?

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What's it like compared to here?

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Oisin?

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Oisin?

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844 in Kilkenny.

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844 in Dublin.

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Looking for a good gang to join, says Oisin.

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Look, stay away from those gangs, Oisin.

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Stay away from those gangs.

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They're dangerous.

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You don't want to go near them.

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And look at this.

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I downloaded a memory card that has all the scenarios,

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simply because I couldn't transfer the fucking scenario story

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I started on the PlayStation 3 two years ago.

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I could have done it, but it's just too much fucking hassle.

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So I just go straight into Claire B.

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And a beautiful scene awaits us.

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In the midst of the T-virus outbreak in Raccoon City,

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Leon Kennedy succeeded in escaping from the city,

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following his encounter with one of the only other survivors,

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a woman named Ada.

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Where's the fucking screen?

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A spy seeking the deadly G-virus.

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However...

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Ada!

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All right, there was a 70 picture.

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Fuck me.

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I thought...

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I thought we...

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We had no picture.

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It was going to be a right-tits-up scenario.

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A girl named Claire Redfield was in town on business of her own.

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She came to uncover the mysterious circumstances of her brother's disappearance.

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Chris Redfield, a member of the Star's Alpha Team.

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Only now, her mission has become quite simple.

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Basic survival within the nightmare that was once Raccoon City.

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Nightmare scenario.

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Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful.

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Imagine if he threw him in in 1998.

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They put that clip in.

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In a Japanese...

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Sorry, it's a bit loud.

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Game audio is a bit loud.

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Sorry about that, guys.

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The Sunset Times.

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No sex discrimination in this one, lads.

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Gonna be a lot of that...

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For some reason, the controller keeps reconnecting and disconnecting.

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Fucking annoying.

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Really annoying.

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Could be the voice of Miller in MGS3.

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CJ, thanks very much.

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It sounds a little bit like Master McDonnell Miller.

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Weird how the cast had all their names changed in the fucking credits of Metal Gear Solid.

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So you didn't really know who the hell was voicing who.

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Guys, I'm the maniac.

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Party by me.

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Hello.

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Smothered in rhetoric.

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Crazy B scenario now.

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Crazy bit of B scenario.

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He looks like an old teacher from my school.

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Even at the time of playing this I thought that.

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It's like walking around inner city at fucking...

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Any time of day.

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Wait.

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Don't shoot.

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I'm going to be a lot safer.

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I can't stay here.

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Head to the police station.

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It'll be a lot safer.

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It'll be a lot safer.

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We can't stay here.

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Head to the police station.

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It'll be a lot safer.

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There.

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Buckle up.

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Okay.

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Okay.

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What's going on?

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I arrived in town and the whole place went insane.

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The radio's out.

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You're a cop, right?

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Yeah.

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First day on the job.

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Great, huh?

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Name's Leon Kennedy.

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Nice to meet you.

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Mine's Claire.

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Claire Redfield.

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I came to find my brother, Chris.

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Hey.

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Could you open the glove box?

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Sure.

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There's a gun inside.

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Better take it with you.

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Another side to the story.

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Madness.

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I always thought he looked like Jesus in that bit.

279
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Do you know about an upside down version?

280
00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:10,040
Funnily enough now, or not funny really, depending on your perspective.

281
00:12:10,300 --> 00:12:15,720
There was a fella that was strung up on a cross next to Jesus upside down.

282
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,440
But I never got the details of your man.

283
00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:23,580
Probably because he wasn't the messiah, so there wasn't as much interest in who that guy was.

284
00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:24,520
But what did he do?

285
00:12:24,760 --> 00:12:25,340
Who was he?

286
00:12:25,820 --> 00:12:26,840
Is he okay now?

287
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,820
Did he become any sort of fucking religious leader or anything like that?

288
00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:35,480
Or was he just another member of the fucking normal people?

289
00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,740
What did he know?

290
00:12:39,220 --> 00:12:39,480
Do you know?

291
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:40,440
Did he know anything?

292
00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:45,640
I'm sure he could have become some kind of deity or something like that,

293
00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,600
Or a son of a deity.

294
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:52,580
At the same time though, and at the same place, you have to survive this nightmare, guys.

295
00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:56,980
Perhaps never more than now has that mantra been...

296
00:12:56,980 --> 00:12:58,100
Uh-oh.

297
00:12:58,220 --> 00:12:58,420
Run.

298
00:12:58,960 --> 00:12:59,620
And there.

299
00:12:59,740 --> 00:13:00,780
We were getting fucked already.

300
00:13:01,320 --> 00:13:03,180
It's a strange bit of business.

301
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:09,180
Sorry about the language as well.

302
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:10,580
Very early in the morning now.

303
00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:13,380
Gonna try and make this a clean...

304
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:13,960
Clean...

305
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:15,060
Clean goat.

306
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,540
I'm gonna make a clean goat this.

307
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:18,260
Seen this dodging?

308
00:13:19,040 --> 00:13:20,580
Pure zombie dodgers.

309
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,680
And now...

310
00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:26,420
Now the buttons aren't working.

311
00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,120
We're fucked.

312
00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:30,340
We're fucked.

313
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:35,340
Oh god.

314
00:13:41,340 --> 00:13:42,100
So restart that.

315
00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,340
Fucking hell.

316
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:44,720
Imagine the fucking game's fucked.

317
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:56,780
Already it's not a very auspicious start.

318
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:01,740
We are in the midst of getting absolutely done in by these guys.

319
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:04,840
And we need to find a herb very fast.

320
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:09,500
There could be a set of keys or something inside this little caboose over there.

321
00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,720
I'm not gonna go down there though.

322
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,320
Maybe that guy is gonna kill us.

323
00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:14,320
Let's have a little look at the inventory here.

324
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,120
Inventory to you and me.

325
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:17,860
And see what we're doing.

326
00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:19,280
We've got a knife and a gun.

327
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,220
It's not great.

328
00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,620
It's not a fantastic set up or scenario.

329
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,080
And that door is locked as well.

330
00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:28,200
And thank you very much there, Bubbaloo.

331
00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,220
It's great, great, great, great, great times to have you around.

332
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:35,240
And just there in the head, you know.

333
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:38,480
When things, when the chips are down, Bubbaloo's in town.

334
00:14:38,820 --> 00:14:40,300
That's always what I've always said.

335
00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,720
Don't ever fucking quote me on that.

336
00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,000
Sorry about the swearing again.

337
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:47,300
A failure.

338
00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:56,380
A failure to follow through on committed ideals and desires not to swear this time of morning.

339
00:14:56,380 --> 00:14:57,480
I gotta tell you something else.

340
00:14:57,560 --> 00:14:59,480
This door is not gonna be locked for any time soon.

341
00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:02,140
Because we got the cabin key and we're using it and we discarded it.

342
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,600
Because it's no use in the pocket that I have.

343
00:15:05,220 --> 00:15:09,980
Later on, we're gonna pick up some kind of pouch.

344
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:12,220
Massive pouch.

345
00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:13,920
Which we put on our side hatch.

346
00:15:14,260 --> 00:15:17,720
And then you can put more interesting items inside that side patch.

347
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:18,560
It's a great situation.

348
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,100
Look at this.

349
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,780
We'll take a little goosey gander at this scenario here.

350
00:15:23,260 --> 00:15:23,980
Let's have a look.

351
00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,260
We can't use them on their own.

352
00:15:25,260 --> 00:15:26,300
Obviously, they're bullets.

353
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,500
Unless you had a nail and a hammer.

354
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:30,420
And a vice grip.

355
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,520
You put the bullet inside the vice grip.

356
00:15:32,780 --> 00:15:33,200
And then...

357
00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:35,100
Have you ever done this when you've got a live bullet?

358
00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:37,000
Put it inside a fucking vice grip.

359
00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,680
Don't point the bullet at yourself though.

360
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,760
Then get a nail.

361
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,240
And then hammer the nail into the end of the bullet.

362
00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,220
And it fires the fucking bullet.

363
00:15:46,020 --> 00:15:47,240
Sorry about the swearing again.

364
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,180
And remember, don't try that at home.

365
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,160
If you've got a gun line around the house, just leave it there.

366
00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:54,500
Don't put the bullets into it.

367
00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:56,540
It's best not to have the thing loaded, to be honest.

368
00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,540
Because you'll end up using it.

369
00:15:58,060 --> 00:15:59,440
And I'm telling you from experience.

370
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,200
Who do you point at?

371
00:16:03,320 --> 00:16:05,200
Ronan, do not point the gun at anyone.

372
00:16:05,360 --> 00:16:08,100
Don't ever point the gun that you've got at anyone.

373
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,300
Unless they're attacking you.

374
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,560
They're in your house, Ronan.

375
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:13,420
They're in your fucking house.

376
00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:14,680
Sorry about the swears.

377
00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:16,900
You probably will need to use it then.

378
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:19,180
Yowl.

379
00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,580
Thank you very much for the tip there, yowl.

380
00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:22,200
Oh no.

381
00:16:23,500 --> 00:16:24,480
Did you hear that?

382
00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:27,000
It's a heavy, heavy sound.

383
00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,040
Of just...

384
00:16:29,660 --> 00:16:30,220
Zombies.

385
00:16:30,420 --> 00:16:33,740
A pile of them just all going...

386
00:16:33,740 --> 00:16:34,060
Oh.

387
00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,300
And Weatherspoons, Batman.

388
00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:38,160
Thanks very much.

389
00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,720
Tell you, it's not long...

390
00:16:39,720 --> 00:16:40,820
Not long now.

391
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:43,560
And a Weatherspoons near you will be open somewhere.

392
00:16:44,460 --> 00:16:45,380
If there is one.

393
00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,260
And that's a frightening thought.

394
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,500
They're opening early.

395
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:49,520
Maybe not.

396
00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:53,120
Maybe they have to still adhere to the rules and regulations of the country as well.

397
00:16:53,120 --> 00:16:58,360
But I believe that over yonder, they open very early.

398
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:00,260
And it's a depressing scene.

399
00:17:00,740 --> 00:17:04,500
And then after midday or maybe even from breakfast, you can get with the drinks.

400
00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,820
You can buy like meals that are frozen.

401
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,000
They take out the freezer and they put them in the fucking oven or the microwave.

402
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,480
And then they bring them out to you with your drink.

403
00:17:12,900 --> 00:17:13,540
Cheap drink.

404
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,900
It's a scary scenario.

405
00:17:16,720 --> 00:17:17,620
Mind yourself, guys.

406
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,000
If you're into that...

407
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,580
If that's the life you're into, mind yourself.

408
00:17:22,680 --> 00:17:23,700
The Savage Rumble.

409
00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,480
Thanks very much.

410
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:25,000
Who asked...

411
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,380
Is this a speed run?

412
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,100
It is a speed run.

413
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:28,640
You're right.

414
00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:31,040
And you're the first person to ask that in this run.

415
00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,100
I'm really happy that someone's copped on.

416
00:17:33,300 --> 00:17:34,600
Just goes to show you as well.

417
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,360
The absolute...

418
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:42,160
Non-knowledge of the people watching the stream.

419
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:44,160
And no one's only asked me that until now.

420
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:45,220
Betty Fordson.

421
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,040
How are you getting on, Betty Fordson?

422
00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,400
Thanks very much for the tip.

423
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,780
I hope you're getting on well and you're not too scared.

424
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:58,920
Now, one of the reasons we played this time, this Unarty Lay Hour, is that it does lessen the scare tactics of the game.

425
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:04,780
And to a lesser extent, the scare tactics of the Japanese people as a whole.

426
00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:06,180
Because they love to scare you.

427
00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,140
And they're great at making the scary movies as well.

428
00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:10,260
You've seen that ring.

429
00:18:10,920 --> 00:18:13,280
You've seen all those other ones as well.

430
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:17,860
Thank you very much, Mean Street Posse and Big C Francis.

431
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:18,860
Thanks very much.

432
00:18:18,860 --> 00:18:23,920
Look at this lad's face.

433
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,040
Look at his jowls.

434
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,120
He looks worse...

435
00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:31,600
This guy looks worse than the zombies that are after him.

436
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:37,160
It could have animated a healthier looking cop.

437
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:43,180
Maybe it was a commentary on the bad diet of most day-to-day cops.

438
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,940
He has the handlebar mustache.

439
00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:49,200
But machine gun isn't even going to take down those zombies.

440
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,300
I find that hard to believe, consider it.

441
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:58,100
I can take them down with some hand-bone gullets into the bottom of a small pistol.

442
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,120
And the helicopter has crashed there.

443
00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:02,880
It's a scary thing.

444
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:07,100
And if you've remembered the first scenario we played with Leon S. Kennedy.

445
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,080
You know what the S stands for?

446
00:19:08,140 --> 00:19:10,900
Maybe Stephen or Saul.

447
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:18,180
He had been confronted with an obstacle in his path which was a burning helicopter.

448
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:23,900
We've just seen there in the second scenario how that situation simply came about at the time.

449
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:26,080
We didn't know it when it was given to us.

450
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,780
And that's part of the charm of this game.

451
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,220
The two... the double scenario.

452
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:32,680
And it's boys and girls.

453
00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,600
Get that thing?

454
00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,980
No sex discrimination in this one, lad.

455
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:39,180
Boys and girls.

456
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,960
No sex discrimination in this game either.

457
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:42,740
They know what the hell's going on.

458
00:19:42,860 --> 00:19:44,560
These guys who made this game.

459
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,140
Unbelievable scenario here.

460
00:19:48,260 --> 00:19:51,360
I can't use the fucking soundboard without having to reboot the thing again.

461
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,240
Continue that.

462
00:19:53,260 --> 00:19:54,120
We'll continue that game.

463
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,860
And how do you save it?

464
00:19:56,900 --> 00:19:58,320
You saved the state with F1.

465
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,300
Let's try and save the state there.

466
00:20:04,040 --> 00:20:04,800
Can't see that.

467
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,040
We're going to have a few problems, aren't we, if we can't save the fucking state?

468
00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,360
Thank you very much, Francis.

469
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,360
Thank you very much for that.

470
00:20:21,580 --> 00:20:22,920
Porik, Reedy and Michael Quirker.

471
00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,480
F-ing at...

472
00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:31,000
I can't believe that some of the vitriol which is being spilled towards people in chat messages,

473
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:32,660
which I'm expected to read out,

474
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:40,000
Porik and other people have been severely taken down there by somebody.

475
00:20:41,200 --> 00:20:42,620
Save state, F1.

476
00:20:43,140 --> 00:20:44,380
Continue the game, F2.

477
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,520
I'm not running.

478
00:20:46,700 --> 00:20:47,660
I'll continue the game.

479
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:57,120
We really need to get the, uh, the fucking...

480
00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,040
The save state sorted out.

481
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:03,460
I can't be playing this game on memory card only.

482
00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:06,660
But I did that at the first scenario, so I mean, maybe I can.

483
00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:08,800
It was a long time coming, though.

484
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,420
Getting killed was very frustrating.

485
00:21:10,620 --> 00:21:12,120
Maybe added to the...

486
00:21:12,120 --> 00:21:13,620
To the terror?

487
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:20,020
And that's a green herb now, and that's done nothing.

488
00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:28,840
And we've gone from caution, a medium electrocardiograph reading of Claire's status as a yellow caution,

489
00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:29,920
to nothing.

490
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,440
You would have thought it would have brought us, bumped us up to a green, but it hasn't.

491
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:36,000
Frank McCourt, thanks very much for that.

492
00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:40,180
And Whisper of the Heart, very, very kind of you.

493
00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:41,860
I want to say something, Whisper of the Heart.

494
00:21:41,940 --> 00:21:42,760
That's very kind of you.

495
00:21:42,780 --> 00:21:44,740
I hope you're getting on well at this time of the day.

496
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:51,140
9 a.m. in the morning, and you'd wonder what time it is over in Los Angeles, California.

497
00:21:51,280 --> 00:21:58,300
I'm willing to go on record as saying it's 1 a.m. in the morning.

498
00:21:58,620 --> 00:22:00,320
And Jamesy, thank you very much, Jamesy.

499
00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:01,620
I hope you were getting on well there.

500
00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:02,740
Thanks very much, James.

501
00:22:05,740 --> 00:22:10,560
I'm willing to go on record as saying it's 1 a.m. in Los Angeles, California.

502
00:22:10,560 --> 00:22:24,800
Okay, so let's look here now, just see.

503
00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:26,960
This now, Weatherspoon.

504
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:28,520
Morning, Francis says Weatherspoons.

505
00:22:28,660 --> 00:22:37,680
Treat yourself to a tasty Weatherspoons, Weatherspoons bacon, but it's funny how your name, your message was referencing the food that you get in Weatherspoons.

506
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:42,480
And you've told us it's 521 calories only.

507
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,180
But I mean, that's quite a lot, is it, for a bacon sandwich?

508
00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,320
A rasher sandwich, is it?

509
00:22:47,380 --> 00:22:51,060
I doubt it's a fucking normal rasher or even a normal sandwich.

510
00:22:51,300 --> 00:22:52,900
As I said, these things are frozen.

511
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:56,600
When your heart's not o-

512
00:22:56,600 --> 00:23:00,960
You're frozen when the pub's not open.

513
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:04,600
Because you're standing outside freezing for the pub to open.

514
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,960
It'd be a sad situation to be in.

515
00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,860
It's not one worth mocking.

516
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:08,760
Do you know?

517
00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:10,040
But it does have to be highlighted.

518
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:13,540
Because what if people are going down that road, that route?

519
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,040
The stark reality of that route, of being frozen.

520
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:19,080
Ah! Ah!

521
00:23:19,740 --> 00:23:22,820
Our old friends, the crows again.

522
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:28,080
A lot of them here feasting on the body of a dead police officer.

523
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,820
Who is soon to turn into a zombie, if I'm not mistaken.

524
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,820
You're frozen.

525
00:23:33,820 --> 00:23:34,820
I'm not mistaken.

526
00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:41,400
When the spoon's not open.

527
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:47,460
Ooh, if I could drink a pint.

528
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:53,760
Ooh, I've never had a pint.

529
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,540
Since the night before, maybe.

530
00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:57,960
24 hour bars.

531
00:23:58,060 --> 00:23:59,240
That's where we're headed, guys.

532
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,300
Pure, pure and utter...

533
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,720
End times.

534
00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:09,180
I reckon that's going to be the end times when we get the 24 hour bars.

535
00:24:10,940 --> 00:24:12,420
We don't need that, do you know?

536
00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,000
Some people...

537
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,780
Some people have to believe that we do.

538
00:24:17,400 --> 00:24:18,640
I wonder if there's any of those...

539
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:21,040
I wonder if there's any of those people lurking out there.

540
00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,000
No bars when you have SARS.

541
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:31,640
Search the cop's body twice for ammo, says Betty Ford.

542
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,800
It's great to have people who know the game, who are into it.

543
00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:38,060
Because these are the situations I'm going to need to know about.

544
00:24:39,440 --> 00:24:41,780
I'm going to be referencing the chat there.

545
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:46,800
And I'll be very happy if there are tidbits of information going left, right and centre.

546
00:24:47,340 --> 00:24:57,020
But then, a great degree of caution and intrepidation must be utilised when looking at the chat messages.

547
00:24:57,180 --> 00:25:01,540
Because there are bad faith actors out there in the chat.

548
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,520
John Gospel, how are you getting on?

549
00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:04,520
Thanks very much for the tip.

550
00:25:04,580 --> 00:25:05,660
You say you're going to bed.

551
00:25:06,180 --> 00:25:07,820
I hope you're getting on well, John Gospel.

552
00:25:08,360 --> 00:25:10,280
And thanks very much for watching, tuning in.

553
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,640
And stay safe out there in Los Angeles, okay, John?

554
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,000
That's a place where you get the 24 hour bars, I believe.

555
00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:17,600
Maybe not.

556
00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,620
In New York they have them, maybe not in LA.

557
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:21,420
They're a bit more...

558
00:25:21,420 --> 00:25:23,240
The healthy living are they in LA.

559
00:25:24,040 --> 00:25:30,480
Although I've seen an absolutely disgraceful video of a crackhead crashing into a person the other day.

560
00:25:30,560 --> 00:25:31,580
And trying to drive away.

561
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:32,980
But then the car crashed.

562
00:25:33,440 --> 00:25:35,380
And then the crackhead had to get out of the car.

563
00:25:35,600 --> 00:25:36,800
And he looked like a goo.

564
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:38,080
He looked worse.

565
00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,920
I was saying that the cop looked worse than the zombies in this.

566
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,100
Well, the guy in this video looked worse than the zombies in this.

567
00:25:45,940 --> 00:25:47,100
It was zombie nation.

568
00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:53,200
So I wouldn't...

569
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:56,160
I wouldn't be in a rush to get over there, to be honest.

570
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,540
I was over there before, but...

571
00:25:58,540 --> 00:25:59,680
Do you know another thing, right?

572
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,200
Thanks very much for the tip there, Cactus Rider and Francis.

573
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:06,080
Another thing is...

574
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:09,460
I wouldn't be in a rush to get over there and people are always going,

575
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:11,320
Oh man, you want to watch out.

576
00:26:11,560 --> 00:26:14,560
If you get caught out and you get arrested for that, you'll have a record.

577
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,660
You won't ever be able to go to America, sure.

578
00:26:17,100 --> 00:26:17,760
Fuck that.

579
00:26:18,180 --> 00:26:20,240
As if that's some kind of carrot and a stick.

580
00:26:22,860 --> 00:26:24,300
I'm fine here, thanks.

581
00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:26,260
I'm very happy where I am.

582
00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:28,440
That's not a slander on the states or anything.

583
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:29,760
I'm just saying it's not the fuck...

584
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,040
It's not all that, you know?

585
00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,080
Maybe it was in...

586
00:26:32,820 --> 00:26:34,620
A hundred years ago or fifty years ago.

587
00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:42,920
Saying that, I'd like to go on maybe a trip.

588
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:49,960
And in that case, I wouldn't want to be refused at the airport.

589
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,020
But here's another thing.

590
00:26:52,460 --> 00:26:54,500
I was there a few years ago, right?

591
00:26:55,260 --> 00:26:58,680
And on the trip, on the way, I nearly got fucking stopped.

592
00:26:59,340 --> 00:27:02,300
Because when you're putting your baggage through in Dublin Airport,

593
00:27:02,660 --> 00:27:05,480
you go into the American pre-clearance, it's called.

594
00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:08,900
You're effectively on their territory and they don't...

595
00:27:08,900 --> 00:27:10,920
They'll fucking piss you about and everything.

596
00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,280
They held me in a room.

597
00:27:12,340 --> 00:27:13,200
They took the phone away.

598
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:16,680
This is before I even realized my data protection rights.

599
00:27:17,220 --> 00:27:19,400
I gave them the passcode to the phone and everything.

600
00:27:19,860 --> 00:27:21,380
So God knows what the fuck they were doing.

601
00:27:21,460 --> 00:27:22,700
They were monitoring and they were looking around.

602
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,900
Purely because I was worried about not being able to get over there.

603
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:31,120
And the reason that happened now was I was a little bit foolish.

604
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:33,440
And I was going through the pre-clearance and I thought,

605
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:34,700
Isn't this interesting?

606
00:27:35,420 --> 00:27:36,500
I'll just take a quick picture.

607
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:40,420
Apparently, that's the actions of someone who isn't to be trusted in America.

608
00:27:40,580 --> 00:27:41,900
You're not allowed to take pictures.

609
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:44,700
How paranoid is that?

610
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,420
Crazy, crazy bit of business.

611
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:49,800
Where?

612
00:27:52,300 --> 00:27:53,200
Flagging out someone's.

613
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,280
Where was that?

614
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:54,280
Where was that?

615
00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:54,840
When was that?

616
00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:56,480
That was in 2016.

617
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:02,660
And I dare say nothing has changed since then.

618
00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:04,740
To be honest with you.

619
00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,400
Let me just see here.

620
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:11,720
We need to exercise the demons here.

621
00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:23,480
Let me just make sure I can see the chat.

622
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,580
You are allowed to take pictures everywhere except when you're not yet.

623
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:33,760
The thing I've learned as well is getting back into Ireland has become...

624
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:36,300
I'll keep playing the game.

625
00:28:36,980 --> 00:28:38,580
That's become fucking weird as well.

626
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:41,720
Some of the immigration guys are absolute...

627
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:46,180
Not some of them, but one of them was an absolute a-hole.

628
00:28:48,740 --> 00:28:51,220
Questioning the reality of the situation.

629
00:28:51,220 --> 00:28:55,040
I thought the PCR test or whatever that I had was fake.

630
00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:55,740
Fuck.

631
00:28:56,300 --> 00:28:56,580
Ah!

632
00:28:59,060 --> 00:29:00,300
And, uh...

633
00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:01,540
Hassling and...

634
00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:04,280
Harrying and hustling me into the fucking side hatch.

635
00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:06,300
Telling me...

636
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,140
Now, you tell us the truth.

637
00:29:08,500 --> 00:29:09,820
He says, you tell us the truth.

638
00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:11,460
But this isn't a real test.

639
00:29:14,740 --> 00:29:17,180
Or I go and get the guards.

640
00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:17,840
How about that?

641
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,900
Threatening us with the fucking guards and everything.

642
00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:21,900
I was telling you, it is real, man.

643
00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,360
So I don't have the...

644
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:24,600
It was sent in a JPEG.

645
00:29:24,620 --> 00:29:25,680
I don't have the actual email.

646
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:28,660
He's actually wanting me to go into my emails and look at my emails.

647
00:29:29,020 --> 00:29:33,060
Then I started, like, scrolling through and he was like, uh...

648
00:29:33,060 --> 00:29:34,240
Don't be looking at your phone.

649
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:35,380
Stop looking at your phone.

650
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:39,060
I said, how am I meant to get to the email that you want to see?

651
00:29:39,500 --> 00:29:41,060
Like, is even that legal?

652
00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:42,320
He's not a policeman.

653
00:29:42,820 --> 00:29:43,940
Like, he's not a guard.

654
00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:47,700
He's not a fucking security military man or something like that.

655
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:49,500
And, um...

656
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:51,800
Their job is to make you feel uncomfortable.

657
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,960
In the end, I managed to get the email re-sent...

658
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:55,900
Oh, we've got a licker here.

659
00:29:56,060 --> 00:29:57,800
This is a crazy bit of business now.

660
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,180
This guy is a lick machine.

661
00:29:59,300 --> 00:30:04,300
And what he does is he's got a massive tongue that comes out and actually stabs you in the stomach.

662
00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:09,380
Class gaming and done at pace, says Cactus Rider Macarancho.

663
00:30:09,380 --> 00:30:10,880
I hope you're getting on well, Cactus Rider.

664
00:30:11,220 --> 00:30:12,520
We've got a lick machine here.

665
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:12,980
We've got a lick machine here.

666
00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:14,600
And it's the Lick Beast 5000.

667
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:17,860
But first off, we're going to leave this and go back down there.

668
00:30:17,940 --> 00:30:19,760
Because I remember there's a safe down...

669
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:21,980
Safety deposit box that has acid rounds in it.

670
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,360
I don't think I have a...

671
00:30:23,360 --> 00:30:24,960
A grenade launcher, though.

672
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,080
Have I missed a grenade launcher, guys?

673
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:33,600
I'm going to head down to do the 2236.

674
00:30:34,980 --> 00:30:40,420
The safe code is 2236 etched into the memory from...

675
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,040
A long time ago.

676
00:30:42,220 --> 00:30:43,040
Let's put it that way.

677
00:30:46,340 --> 00:30:47,880
In the stars room in the locker.

678
00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:50,220
I thought there's acid rounds in the locker.

679
00:30:50,380 --> 00:30:53,360
But I didn't think there's a grenade launcher in there.

680
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,920
No grenade launcher yet, okay.

681
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,280
Take these herbs.

682
00:31:04,300 --> 00:31:08,440
I don't think you can walk slowly past the Lickers.

683
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:11,640
I think that's in the remake, is it?

684
00:31:11,700 --> 00:31:13,540
That they can't see if you walk slowly past them.

685
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,440
It's not in this...

686
00:31:17,780 --> 00:31:19,340
This guy has bullets on him.

687
00:31:19,340 --> 00:31:47,860
I wish you could do like an about turn.

688
00:31:47,860 --> 00:31:49,740
A really fast about turn.

689
00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:51,040
Oh, look.

690
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:51,600
Valve handle.

691
00:31:55,620 --> 00:31:56,460
Fucking nice.

692
00:31:56,620 --> 00:31:58,600
Nice to get a valve handle right off the bat.

693
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:00,340
I'm not even going to check the memos.

694
00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,820
Is memo with memorandi or memorandus?

695
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:06,100
Whatever the plural is of those memorandums.

696
00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:08,840
They're scattered all over the place.

697
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,620
So add a bit of depth to the story.

698
00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:16,400
But it does provide a nice bit of ambience.

699
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,380
So maybe I will be reading some of those as well.

700
00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:18,920
I can't...

701
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,080
I can't really fucking...

702
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:21,700
I can't tell you what I'm going to be doing here.

703
00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,260
Fuck, fuck, fuck.

704
00:32:34,420 --> 00:32:35,440
You need to be fast.

705
00:32:36,140 --> 00:32:36,540
What?

706
00:32:36,540 --> 00:32:45,920
JBP coming back.

707
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:46,480
There might be.

708
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:47,760
But there's no reason I...

709
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,060
For some reason he came into the situation...

710
00:32:50,060 --> 00:32:51,900
Do you know?

711
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:56,140
As part of the gags that were going on that time.

712
00:32:56,260 --> 00:32:57,940
To just bring JBP in now.

713
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,820
Apropos of nothing.

714
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:04,220
Doesn't work for me at all.

715
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:05,680
Doesn't bode well for me at all.

716
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,420
Like, you know, things need to occur just because...

717
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,460
Because there's a reason for them, you know?

718
00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:11,320
Develops then.

719
00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:12,400
And it's funnier for me.

720
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:23,820
Unless you're just saying purely from a canonical perspective that to carry it on over from the last game would be fit.

721
00:33:23,880 --> 00:33:30,300
But I don't think even that we started with JBP in the Resident Evil 2 1998 saga.

722
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,400
He only came about during the Code Veronica slash...

723
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:36,840
I don't want to go back to Code Veronica.

724
00:33:37,100 --> 00:33:39,520
It was an absolute S show.

725
00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:41,980
More acid rounds.

726
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:45,400
So we're packed to the gills of acid rounds, but we've no...

727
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,580
There's a key in there as well, is there?

728
00:33:46,840 --> 00:33:47,020
No?

729
00:33:56,020 --> 00:34:00,500
Now, does anyone know in the chat there where the acid...

730
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,600
Where the...

731
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:05,600
The grenade launcher is...

732
00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:12,300
Acid trip.

733
00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:13,400
Code Veronica was serious.

734
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:13,660
Crack.

735
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,460
It wasn't Sean.

736
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:14,960
It wasn't.

737
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,400
We tried to get crack out of it.

738
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,600
It ended up being a real...

739
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,460
Sending me into a dark place.

740
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:24,900
Grenade O'Connor.

741
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,520
Under the mat at the back door.

742
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:29,320
Can't remember.

743
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:30,400
Have you slept?

744
00:34:30,500 --> 00:34:30,920
I did.

745
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:31,880
Yeah, I went to bed.

746
00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:33,720
Probably fell asleep then around...

747
00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:36,580
Went to finish the stream around half twelve last night.

748
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,500
Dropped off around maybe half one.

749
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:45,000
Took me a while to drop off because probably staring at a screen so long...

750
00:34:45,880 --> 00:34:46,540
Just doesn't...

751
00:34:46,540 --> 00:34:47,520
It's not good for your eyes.

752
00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:51,280
So you need an hour to just get back into a normal zone.

753
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:55,220
And then as soon as the alarm went off at eight, I got up.

754
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,240
Because I wasn't going to sleep in.

755
00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,960
I'd made that promise that I was going to be up at half past eight.

756
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:04,100
And I think, you know, who you're promising now.

757
00:35:04,220 --> 00:35:06,220
People aren't going to hold you to account.

758
00:35:06,420 --> 00:35:10,100
But I'd like to become a man of my word.

759
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,240
Not to say that I'm not one already.

760
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:20,120
But I mean, just on this day in particular, Saturday, the 21st of August 2021, I would like to become...

761
00:35:20,120 --> 00:35:21,820
And I think I have become a man of my word.

762
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:21,840
And I think I have become a man of my word.

763
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:29,300
I went to take the sip of coffee there as a kind of punctuation to the end of the line.

764
00:35:29,420 --> 00:35:32,300
And I went to drink it in a cool way.

765
00:35:32,820 --> 00:35:36,840
But I hadn't fucking matched up the mouth hole with my mouth.

766
00:35:37,640 --> 00:35:38,140
And then...

767
00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,320
So I was like, I'd like to become a man.

768
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,140
And do you know what?

769
00:35:41,180 --> 00:35:43,800
On the 21st of August, I am a man of my word.

770
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:52,420
Just didn't have the je ne sais quoi about it.

771
00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:55,060
Je ne sais quoi you on about.

772
00:35:55,720 --> 00:35:56,980
Monkey Grip, thanks very much.

773
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,620
Shout out from Sydney, Australia.

774
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,880
Your streams are keeping us going through the long days of lockdown.

775
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:03,400
Which is an awful shame, isn't it?

776
00:36:03,420 --> 00:36:05,180
About the lockdown in Australia.

777
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,860
You guys were the bastion of the no-COVID, zero-COVID approach.

778
00:36:10,340 --> 00:36:14,340
And it's just gone absolutely out the effing window, hasn't it?

779
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,240
People are coming down with COVID.

780
00:36:16,740 --> 00:36:18,280
Now you're getting locked down again.

781
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:22,560
Because I remember six months ago, and we were all fucking in the doldrums.

782
00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,480
And you'd see videos of like,

783
00:36:25,720 --> 00:36:26,460
Ah, you die, mate.

784
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:27,700
We're all in nightclubs, mate.

785
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:29,820
It's amazing.

786
00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:34,200
And that wasn't a direct quote or anything.

787
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:42,280
But it's kind of a roundabout approximation of the kind of tone that was being piped out from the Down Underland.

788
00:36:47,100 --> 00:36:49,420
Barry Gooch, thanks very much.

789
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:52,760
Just woke up to the stream, went straight for the...

790
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:53,980
I'm not going to say that.

791
00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,860
And Wake and Bake is the breakfast of champions, you see.

792
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:57,400
That's great.

793
00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,620
You're doing a bit of baking in the morning area.

794
00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:01,360
As soon as you woke up as well.

795
00:37:01,980 --> 00:37:03,000
You're straight into the cooking.

796
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:03,720
You're mad into...

797
00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:04,920
You must have been watching the Bake Off.

798
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,580
I hope you're getting well.

799
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:08,180
I hope you're getting well.

800
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:10,560
And we'll just move on here.

801
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,600
And now we're fucked.

802
00:37:11,780 --> 00:37:13,160
Actually, I've just realized something.

803
00:37:13,740 --> 00:37:15,660
This was not the right thing we should have done here.

804
00:37:16,360 --> 00:37:18,140
This is not the right thing we should have done.

805
00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:19,720
We've got the T-90 in the house.

806
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:21,360
It's Mr. X.

807
00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:23,860
Otherwise known as the T-90.

808
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:25,580
Or the T-9.

809
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,160
It comes out of a gas canister.

810
00:37:28,420 --> 00:37:29,140
How about that?

811
00:37:29,220 --> 00:37:30,180
Have you ever seen the like?

812
00:37:33,900 --> 00:37:35,180
Now we are goosed.

813
00:37:35,380 --> 00:37:36,800
We are well and truly goosed.

814
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:39,060
That was the wrong idea going and getting the...

815
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:41,940
The grenade launcher.

816
00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,540
Not getting the grenade launcher.

817
00:37:44,780 --> 00:37:47,020
Does anybody know where the grenade launcher is?

818
00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:48,040
In the police station lobby.

819
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:48,880
Betty Ford Sinek.

820
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,580
Which lobby are you talking about?

821
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,580
Are you on about in the fucking main hall?

822
00:37:52,660 --> 00:37:52,920
Is it?

823
00:37:53,860 --> 00:37:55,320
Please let me know there, man.

824
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,060
Please let me know.

825
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:57,960
Because this guy is not nice.

826
00:37:58,100 --> 00:37:59,960
And he's part of the whole charm of this...

827
00:37:59,960 --> 00:38:00,740
The B scenario.

828
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,580
This guy follows you around.

829
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:03,480
And he's scary.

830
00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,220
And we don't know how to do the save states.

831
00:38:06,900 --> 00:38:07,580
It's a...

832
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:08,440
It is a state.

833
00:38:08,500 --> 00:38:10,880
We're in a bit of a 2 and an 8 here at the moment.

834
00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:11,980
F1.

835
00:38:13,060 --> 00:38:13,980
I'm pressing F1.

836
00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:14,400
It's not...

837
00:38:14,400 --> 00:38:15,700
It's not doing the save state.

838
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,840
I've also got the window of the emulator open.

839
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,220
But I don't have the control panel.

840
00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:22,960
Do you understand what I'm saying?

841
00:38:23,060 --> 00:38:25,360
I can't see the control panel of the emulator.

842
00:38:25,620 --> 00:38:27,580
To give me the drop down options.

843
00:38:27,680 --> 00:38:28,320
You know, file.

844
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,040
Help.

845
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:31,100
You know, configuration.

846
00:38:33,360 --> 00:38:36,480
I'm in a real bad position right now, guys.

847
00:38:36,800 --> 00:38:37,040
And...

848
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:40,220
Counter of the RPD in the main hall.

849
00:38:40,300 --> 00:38:41,780
I should have gone down to the main hall.

850
00:38:41,900 --> 00:38:43,840
It's EPSXE.

851
00:38:44,020 --> 00:38:45,280
Is the name of the emulator.

852
00:38:45,420 --> 00:38:48,080
You need to make it to the second floor of the Raccoon City Police Station.

853
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,100
Says Kieran Furlong.

854
00:38:50,040 --> 00:38:51,840
And on the east side from the main hall.

855
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,560
You'll be able to see the art room.

856
00:38:53,980 --> 00:38:54,340
Station.

857
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:56,100
On the western side from the main.

858
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:56,460
It's a...

859
00:38:56,460 --> 00:38:57,460
That's a...

860
00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:58,700
Look, lads.

861
00:38:58,780 --> 00:39:00,060
If you're going to give directions.

862
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,020
Make sure your...

863
00:39:01,020 --> 00:39:02,420
Your punctuation and...

864
00:39:02,420 --> 00:39:04,700
And read the sentence back to yourself again.

865
00:39:04,780 --> 00:39:05,720
Because I can't fuck...

866
00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:07,400
I'm reading what you said there, Kieran.

867
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:08,840
And it starts off great.

868
00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:10,240
But it tapers off towards the end.

869
00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,880
I don't know what you mean at the end.

870
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:14,020
It's like, are you asking a question...

871
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:16,720
Is there a question mark or a full stop meant to be there or something?

872
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:20,120
This is a serious situation, Kieran.

873
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:21,540
Or Anne.

874
00:39:21,740 --> 00:39:25,720
Whatever way you want to spin the last syllable of your Christian name.

875
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,660
You now need to make it...

876
00:39:28,660 --> 00:39:29,920
Let me read this again now.

877
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:34,360
You now need to make it to the second floor of the Raccoon City Police Station.

878
00:39:34,520 --> 00:39:34,920
Comma.

879
00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:37,520
And on the east side from the main hall.

880
00:39:38,160 --> 00:39:39,900
You'll be able to see the art room.

881
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:41,320
Full stop.

882
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:42,380
Station.

883
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:43,240
Comma.

884
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:45,260
On the west side from the main.

885
00:39:45,460 --> 00:39:45,820
What?

886
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:47,280
Look.

887
00:39:47,900 --> 00:39:49,960
It sounds like it's a nice sentiment anyway.

888
00:39:50,040 --> 00:39:52,160
And I believe you very much, Kieran.

889
00:39:52,240 --> 00:39:53,200
But I don't know what to believe.

890
00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:54,340
Because I can't understand it.

891
00:39:55,280 --> 00:39:57,460
But I believe that you're a helping hand.

892
00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,780
A good Samaritan when the chips are down.

893
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:01,280
Jake Thomas, 22.

894
00:40:01,380 --> 00:40:03,840
I rock the Viper outfit in America, says Jake Thomas.

895
00:40:03,960 --> 00:40:07,640
I reckon that Viper outfit would just go down normally in America.

896
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:11,640
I reckon the whole image and concept was probably born...

897
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:15,300
If not in America from an American mind.

898
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:23,220
Someone whose whole outlook and life had been dominated by the hegemonic cultural milieu.

899
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:24,280
Or milieu.

900
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,940
Whatever way you want to spin that word.

901
00:40:26,060 --> 00:40:27,500
In which you've been born into.

902
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,340
And as we said there again.

903
00:40:29,700 --> 00:40:32,860
Maybe that's another way that everybody always is going.

904
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,320
Oh yeah, don't get arrested.

905
00:40:34,400 --> 00:40:36,140
Because you'll never be able to go to America again.

906
00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:40,380
Like, we're living basically in an Americanized world.

907
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:43,060
So that America would be the mecca.

908
00:40:43,260 --> 00:40:43,760
Would it not?

909
00:40:43,980 --> 00:40:44,720
To a lot of people.

910
00:40:44,880 --> 00:40:46,140
Because of the movies, man.

911
00:40:46,220 --> 00:40:46,740
The movies.

912
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,640
And the music, man.

913
00:40:49,260 --> 00:40:53,360
And so then it's like, oh you don't get to go to the promised land anymore.

914
00:40:53,740 --> 00:40:54,420
Wah, wah.

915
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:55,360
That's a shame.

916
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,380
But is it though?

917
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:57,340
Is it really?

918
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,180
Considering all that's happening at the moment.

919
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:01,140
Lee Trim, thanks very much.

920
00:41:01,180 --> 00:41:02,080
I hope you're getting on well.

921
00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:02,840
Fair play, Francis.

922
00:41:02,980 --> 00:41:04,420
True to your word with the early stream.

923
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:06,440
Well the early word catches the worm.

924
00:41:06,520 --> 00:41:07,380
And you know about that.

925
00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:08,720
Being a burden and all.

926
00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:10,080
And I hope you're doing well.

927
00:41:10,460 --> 00:41:11,080
And Tim Reedy.

928
00:41:11,620 --> 00:41:14,440
Very, very, very, very, very kind of you as well.

929
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:15,560
Thanks for that, Tim.

930
00:41:15,560 --> 00:41:16,320
There you are, Tim.

931
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,080
Thanks very much.

932
00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:20,780
So now we have to get to the main hall floor.

933
00:41:20,940 --> 00:41:22,440
Or a shop beside it.

934
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:22,820
Or a room.

935
00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:24,320
Or an art room beside it.

936
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,300
Ciaran Furlong has given us the information we need.

937
00:41:27,440 --> 00:41:29,100
I've parsed that information.

938
00:41:29,720 --> 00:41:30,940
Even though it wasn't.

939
00:41:31,020 --> 00:41:32,580
At the end it wasn't really.

940
00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:36,240
It wasn't as clarified as I'd like.

941
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:38,760
But I've parsed as much as I can parse.

942
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,040
Monkey Grip.

943
00:41:43,140 --> 00:41:43,980
Thank you very much.

944
00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:44,800
Shout out from Sydney.

945
00:41:44,940 --> 00:41:45,680
Oh, I did that already.

946
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,320
Barry Goach.

947
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:46,880
Brain Schlug.

948
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:47,520
Thank you very much.

949
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,220
Would you do more daytime streams?

950
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:50,140
Says Brain Schlug.

951
00:41:51,140 --> 00:41:52,600
F this working from home.

952
00:41:52,720 --> 00:41:53,100
Carry on.

953
00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:57,460
Yeah, I think I'll try and do some more daytime streams as well.

954
00:41:57,540 --> 00:42:02,520
But I would need to really just go a little bit further in the week.

955
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:05,120
Before I make any promises.

956
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:09,060
Who do you think I am, Brain Schlug?

957
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:10,740
Johnny Promises.

958
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:13,340
But thanks very much for the tip.

959
00:42:15,020 --> 00:42:17,160
Now I've only got a green herb there.

960
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:20,380
Let's see if we can lash this into us and go from caution to green.

961
00:42:22,660 --> 00:42:24,920
If we can mix those two bad boys together.

962
00:42:24,920 --> 00:42:27,200
You've got a nice double herb.

963
00:42:27,300 --> 00:42:28,340
Double strength.

964
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:34,540
28% strength.

965
00:42:35,480 --> 00:42:35,980
Not 95%.

966
00:42:35,980 --> 00:42:36,480
Not 95%.

967
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:36,480
Not 95%.

968
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,360
It's not a concentrate.

969
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:37,400
It's not a concentrate.

970
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:38,580
Because it's still the herb.

971
00:42:38,580 --> 00:42:41,660
I mean if you were getting clinical.

972
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,120
I'd try and find the laboratory.

973
00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:44,500
Maybe if you go underground.

974
00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:46,320
And then try and synthesize.

975
00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,020
Maybe extract.

976
00:42:49,220 --> 00:42:50,460
Using like alcohol.

977
00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,300
And then mix the herbs up.

978
00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:52,540
And then get that into.

979
00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,960
Mix the herbs up with the alcohol.

980
00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:56,020
And then extract from that.

981
00:42:56,680 --> 00:42:58,680
Like a real tincture.

982
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,620
Or whatever it is.

983
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,420
Of 90% to 95% strength.

984
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:03,620
Potent.

985
00:43:04,640 --> 00:43:05,560
Green herb.

986
00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,580
And then bring that around.

987
00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:09,900
And if you're feeling a bit blue.

988
00:43:09,900 --> 00:43:10,680
Or under the weather.

989
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:11,520
With the zombies.

990
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,200
Then crack it.

991
00:43:13,340 --> 00:43:14,640
Crack out the concentrates.

992
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:18,620
The red herb is 95%.

993
00:43:18,620 --> 00:43:20,140
Or get the red herb.

994
00:43:20,240 --> 00:43:21,120
And mix it with that.

995
00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:25,240
And then you've got a real potent herb scenario on yourself as well.

996
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,820
And I'll tell you.

997
00:43:25,860 --> 00:43:26,680
A good friend of mine.

998
00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,540
Herb Lenehan.

999
00:43:28,700 --> 00:43:31,720
Is an absolute botanical genius.

1000
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,520
Who told me how to do that.

1001
00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:34,980
And D.V. Das.

1002
00:43:35,140 --> 00:43:36,480
Thank you very much as well.

1003
00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,580
Very very kindly.

1004
00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:39,580
A fair play you say.

1005
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:40,460
And Tim Reedy.

1006
00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:41,180
Just tipped.

1007
00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:42,300
Didn't even say anything.

1008
00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:43,540
Cool as a cucumber.

1009
00:43:44,020 --> 00:43:44,280
Just.

1010
00:43:44,740 --> 00:43:45,460
There you go.

1011
00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:45,800
Do you know.

1012
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,820
It's a crazy world.

1013
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:49,240
That we're living in.

1014
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,260
I've said it before.

1015
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:51,120
I've said it again.

1016
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,100
And I'll say it one more time.

1017
00:43:52,300 --> 00:43:53,720
It's a crazy world.

1018
00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:55,460
We're living in.

1019
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:58,480
Herbert Mullen.

1020
00:44:00,060 --> 00:44:00,460
Okay.

1021
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:00,780
I wish.

1022
00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:02,260
If I could save the state here.

1023
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,440
I think it might be worth.

1024
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,400
Now I've been shiting on for five or ten minutes.

1025
00:44:05,460 --> 00:44:06,620
Without leaving this area here.

1026
00:44:06,700 --> 00:44:07,040
So I mean.

1027
00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,280
Maybe if I have a look.

1028
00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,280
To see if I can.

1029
00:44:09,700 --> 00:44:12,300
Get the EPSXE.

1030
00:44:12,660 --> 00:44:14,440
Emulator control panel up.

1031
00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:16,260
Then find.

1032
00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:18,100
Find a way to save that state.

1033
00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:24,740
Close that.

1034
00:44:25,180 --> 00:44:25,760
Really quit.

1035
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:26,260
Yes.

1036
00:44:28,260 --> 00:44:29,380
How the fuck.

1037
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,460
Would anybody.

1038
00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:32,560
Anybody out there.

1039
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,040
Have any inclination or understanding.

1040
00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:37,860
As to why.

1041
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:39,000
This.

1042
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:40,700
Is not.

1043
00:44:40,900 --> 00:44:41,260
What is it?

1044
00:44:42,100 --> 00:44:42,540
Continue.

1045
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:42,540
Continue.

1046
00:44:42,540 --> 00:44:42,580
Continue.

1047
00:44:42,720 --> 00:44:43,040
And then.

1048
00:44:43,100 --> 00:44:43,340
Save.

1049
00:44:43,340 --> 00:44:44,160
Save the state.

1050
00:44:44,220 --> 00:44:44,760
With F1.

1051
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:54,420
Maybe we're just going to have to go with having no.

1052
00:44:56,620 --> 00:44:57,380
What do you call it.

1053
00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:58,080
Having no.

1054
00:44:59,620 --> 00:45:00,600
No save state.

1055
00:45:01,520 --> 00:45:03,340
It's basically save scumming so.

1056
00:45:07,420 --> 00:45:08,660
Press the any key.

1057
00:45:09,200 --> 00:45:12,280
The late Jim Kenney knew where the launcher was.

1058
00:45:12,580 --> 00:45:13,020
I wonder.

1059
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:13,020
I wonder.

1060
00:45:13,020 --> 00:45:13,020
I wonder.

1061
00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:15,420
Alt plus F4 says Luke Brennan.

1062
00:45:15,540 --> 00:45:17,120
I know that's a real.

1063
00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:20,840
That's a real not going to happen suggestion there from Luke Brennan.

1064
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,820
Let's just try and go for it.

1065
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:24,540
Mr. X.

1066
00:45:24,740 --> 00:45:25,640
Can you avoid him?

1067
00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:28,340
Do you know how to get past him without him taking a side swipe?

1068
00:45:28,420 --> 00:45:29,400
I don't think it's going to happen.

1069
00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:37,000
Did you quick load the ROM?

1070
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:38,200
That can cause issues.

1071
00:45:38,280 --> 00:45:39,020
Says Fionn.

1072
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:39,680
Fuck.

1073
00:45:40,020 --> 00:45:40,280
I.

1074
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:42,400
Honestly don't know man.

1075
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:43,300
Don't know what.

1076
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:43,680
What.

1077
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:44,260
What that.

1078
00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:44,840
What that is.

1079
00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:45,860
Or what I've done wrong.

1080
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:46,280
Or anything.

1081
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:49,740
Alan Kane says.

1082
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:51,440
He's as slow as S.

1083
00:45:51,440 --> 00:45:53,080
Let's.

1084
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:53,800
Let's get in there.

1085
00:45:56,840 --> 00:45:58,840
Does F11 give you the top bar?

1086
00:45:59,120 --> 00:46:00,540
Looks like you're a Jill sandwich.

1087
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:03,260
Mr. X is in here now.

1088
00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,580
We are F'd.

1089
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:13,860
Oh we can run away from him.

1090
00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:16,160
I hope.

1091
00:46:17,780 --> 00:46:18,620
Thanks for that Jim.

1092
00:46:20,720 --> 00:46:21,680
Jacob Rees Mag.

1093
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:22,800
Thanks very much for that.

1094
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,660
I can hear him walking around.

1095
00:46:27,100 --> 00:46:27,500
Here he is.

1096
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:27,680
Look.

1097
00:46:28,180 --> 00:46:29,020
Scary isn't he?

1098
00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:30,620
And now that's.

1099
00:46:31,060 --> 00:46:31,380
Oh.

1100
00:46:33,380 --> 00:46:33,860
Oh.

1101
00:46:36,320 --> 00:46:38,080
Well you can take a baiting off him.

1102
00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:40,320
You can take a baiting off him.

1103
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:40,500
Look.

1104
00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:41,900
Just one baiting.

1105
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:43,940
But you wouldn't want to take loads of baiting off him.

1106
00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,100
Betty Ford cynic.

1107
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:47,840
Thanks very much.

1108
00:46:47,980 --> 00:46:48,880
Handgun bullets.

1109
00:46:51,880 --> 00:46:52,720
And now.

1110
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:53,980
We can move on.

1111
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:55,520
To outside here.

1112
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:56,540
Scary.

1113
00:46:56,740 --> 00:46:57,500
Scary stuff.

1114
00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:05,900
Your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful.

1115
00:47:06,820 --> 00:47:07,900
I'm going to turn that one up.

1116
00:47:08,060 --> 00:47:08,940
I won't bother, actually.

1117
00:47:09,040 --> 00:47:10,860
I don't want to fucking goose the emulator.

1118
00:47:11,600 --> 00:47:12,400
Betty Ford said,

1119
00:47:12,520 --> 00:47:15,680
go through the Crow Hall to the room with the liquors you were in before.

1120
00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:17,720
Walk through here.

1121
00:47:17,780 --> 00:47:19,220
Take the first door to the save room.

1122
00:47:28,220 --> 00:47:28,620
Wow.

1123
00:47:28,980 --> 00:47:30,860
We have made it into the save room.

1124
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:34,840
And that music lets you know that you're in a safe environment.

1125
00:47:35,700 --> 00:47:40,520
It's a lovely, lovely piece of mood music designed by Hishikuru Mokotapa.

1126
00:47:41,060 --> 00:47:43,700
And he does great tunes on the Casio.

1127
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:48,300
He was hired by Miyazaki, the man who made the game.

1128
00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:53,080
And he came up with this tune on a Sunday afternoon, would you believe,

1129
00:47:53,200 --> 00:48:00,160
whilst watching Ford Super Sunday Football live from the UK whilst he was in Japan at that time.

1130
00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:01,500
Which was Monday.

1131
00:48:02,320 --> 00:48:06,800
So that's a crazy bit of business as well, that the Japanese guys watch Super Sunday on a Monday.

1132
00:48:07,740 --> 00:48:09,420
Now, Secretary's Diary A.

1133
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:12,840
This is the book that we found inside the save room.

1134
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:15,840
April 6th.

1135
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:15,840
April 6th.

1136
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:21,220
I accidentally moved one of the stone statues on the second floor when I leant against it.

1137
00:48:21,220 --> 00:48:25,780
When the chief found out about it, he was furious.

1138
00:48:25,780 --> 00:48:31,300
I swear the guy nearly bit my head off screaming at me never to touch the statue again.

1139
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:33,440
If it's so important.

1140
00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:37,300
Then maybe you shouldn't have put that out in the open like that.

1141
00:48:39,740 --> 00:48:44,720
I heard that all of the art pieces from the chief's collection are rare items.

1142
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:47,920
Literally worth hundreds of thousands of dollars.

1143
00:48:48,660 --> 00:48:50,720
I don't know which is the bigger mystery though.

1144
00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:54,240
Where he finds...

1145
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:56,720
Where he finds those tacky things.

1146
00:48:58,220 --> 00:48:59,460
Krendler, thank you very much.

1147
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:00,520
Sorry, we'll take that again.

1148
00:49:01,300 --> 00:49:03,180
I don't know which is the bigger mystery though.

1149
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:05,620
Where he finds those tacky things.

1150
00:49:06,640 --> 00:49:08,720
Or where he's getting the money to pay for them.

1151
00:49:13,500 --> 00:49:14,820
Hubie, thank you very much.

1152
00:49:14,880 --> 00:49:16,160
And Krendler, thank you very much.

1153
00:49:16,220 --> 00:49:16,900
Listen to your heart.

1154
00:49:17,060 --> 00:49:19,220
I want to be like you when I grow up.

1155
00:49:20,020 --> 00:49:21,200
Thanks very much for that.

1156
00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,480
Krendler and Hubie as well.

1157
00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:26,420
May the 10th.

1158
00:49:27,420 --> 00:49:30,380
I wasn't surprised to see the chief coming today.

1159
00:49:30,640 --> 00:49:34,000
With yet another large picture frame in his hands.

1160
00:49:34,420 --> 00:49:38,160
This time it was a really disturbing painting depicting a nude person.

1161
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:41,180
Sorry, it's a bit early on a Saturday morning for this, is it?

1162
00:49:42,180 --> 00:49:46,540
If you're watching at home, please, please do be aware.

1163
00:49:46,780 --> 00:49:49,700
Some of the descriptions are quite graphic from here on in.

1164
00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,860
The chief came in with another painting in his hands today.

1165
00:49:55,620 --> 00:49:56,320
Paraphrase there.

1166
00:49:57,300 --> 00:50:02,160
This time it was a really disturbing painting depicting a nude person being hanged.

1167
00:50:02,780 --> 00:50:07,900
I was appalled by the expression on the chief's face as he leered at the painting.

1168
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:12,080
What kind of sick piece of work is this man?

1169
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:15,320
Coming into work with that leering and a picture like that.

1170
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,660
When there's people around, employment around.

1171
00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:21,200
There's people who are being employed around that to fucking soak that up.

1172
00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:22,600
Sorry about the language.

1173
00:50:22,720 --> 00:50:25,800
But I do get a little bit annoyed reading back these accounts.

1174
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,080
Knowing what I know now.

1175
00:50:27,300 --> 00:50:29,000
What happened in this police station.

1176
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:30,840
What happened to a lot of innocent people.

1177
00:50:33,760 --> 00:50:34,580
Makes you sick.

1178
00:50:34,580 --> 00:50:34,600
Makes you sick.

1179
00:50:34,660 --> 00:50:35,800
And it makes you think as well.

1180
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,320
Makes you think about sick.

1181
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:39,420
Which is not nice.

1182
00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:42,920
And actually in some cases can lead someone to feeling sick.

1183
00:50:44,080 --> 00:50:48,660
Why anyone would consider something like that to be a work of art is beyond my comprehension.

1184
00:50:48,860 --> 00:50:50,540
Again, it's the madness of art.

1185
00:50:50,980 --> 00:50:53,020
It's one man's art is another man's arse.

1186
00:50:53,500 --> 00:50:55,740
So you can't really account for taste.

1187
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,580
It's strange like that, you know.

1188
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,200
A lot of degeneracy actually it sounds like.

1189
00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:06,000
There's a lot of degeneracy going on.

1190
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,360
Which is just a sad, sad, sad, sad state of affairs.

1191
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:12,300
Considering the way the town went to F.

1192
00:51:12,820 --> 00:51:16,840
After the big incident in the mansion involving the zombies happened.

1193
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,320
I don't think Mr. X is around from here on in.

1194
00:51:22,380 --> 00:51:24,060
I'm not going to really count on that though.

1195
00:51:24,140 --> 00:51:25,720
So whether or not I should save the game.

1196
00:51:27,340 --> 00:51:28,440
I'll save the game.

1197
00:51:28,740 --> 00:51:29,780
Let's see how we get it.

1198
00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:32,920
Let me open up another window there.

1199
00:51:32,920 --> 00:51:39,200
Just allows me to check there on the stream status.

1200
00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:40,680
Because for all I know I couldn't.

1201
00:51:40,860 --> 00:51:42,200
The stream might not be going out.

1202
00:51:43,980 --> 00:51:46,540
I mean I can see if a chat message is coming.

1203
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:47,920
It means someone is there.

1204
00:51:48,260 --> 00:51:49,220
But does it though?

1205
00:51:49,300 --> 00:51:51,200
I can't see what I'm watching or what you're watching.

1206
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:52,340
That needs to be.

1207
00:51:52,420 --> 00:51:53,640
That's something I need to see.

1208
00:51:55,100 --> 00:51:55,500
Brainshub.

1209
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,080
Thanks very much.

1210
00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:57,960
Even ours with the Patreons is Brainshub.

1211
00:51:58,020 --> 00:51:59,780
Big wedge in it for you.

1212
00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:02,280
Everything's been fully recommended and realized.

1213
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,280
Brainshub.

1214
00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:04,380
Look.

1215
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:07,100
No one wants to utilize that more than me.

1216
00:52:07,420 --> 00:52:13,240
But unlike the vast majority of people who utilize Patreon as a way to fund their creative endeavors.

1217
00:52:13,740 --> 00:52:18,240
I'm not going to just fucking piss out any old clattrap for you.

1218
00:52:19,020 --> 00:52:20,140
This is a method.

1219
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:21,360
It's a method in mission.

1220
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,640
It's a mission of a method in the madness.

1221
00:52:25,100 --> 00:52:26,860
The situation is thus.

1222
00:52:28,140 --> 00:52:32,800
The next piece of work which is commissioned by you, the people.

1223
00:52:34,080 --> 00:52:34,920
Needs to be.

1224
00:52:35,540 --> 00:52:37,220
Needs to be up to scratch.

1225
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,080
It needs to be class.

1226
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:39,720
I could go out today.

1227
00:52:40,060 --> 00:52:41,200
With the materials I have.

1228
00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:42,360
I could go out today and make something.

1229
00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,540
It's not going to be enough.

1230
00:52:43,600 --> 00:52:45,240
It's not good enough for the fucking trust.

1231
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:48,060
That I've had put into me.

1232
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,140
By the people.

1233
00:52:50,920 --> 00:52:53,400
Who need to see the good stuff.

1234
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:56,920
There's no point giving the people who need to see the good stuff the weak.

1235
00:52:58,200 --> 00:52:58,560
Unprepared.

1236
00:52:58,860 --> 00:52:59,320
Rushed.

1237
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:00,200
Rubbish.

1238
00:53:01,240 --> 00:53:05,240
And if there's videos to be made that need to be made straight away and fast on a turnaround like that.

1239
00:53:05,700 --> 00:53:08,280
Somebody specifically can commission that.

1240
00:53:08,740 --> 00:53:11,340
But when it comes down to the people that matter.

1241
00:53:11,460 --> 00:53:12,500
The people who care.

1242
00:53:13,200 --> 00:53:17,180
The stakeholders in this mission of mercy and madness.

1243
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:22,900
Then I believe that nothing other than the best is what bequeaths ye.

1244
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:26,320
And I thank you very much for your support.

1245
00:53:26,540 --> 00:53:28,700
I know that there's a lot of consternation out there.

1246
00:53:28,780 --> 00:53:30,120
People saying what's going on.

1247
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:31,160
He's giving the.

1248
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,000
We're giving him the help he needs.

1249
00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:33,760
But it's not happening.

1250
00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:34,940
Why?

1251
00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:38,020
Because I need to give you what you need.

1252
00:53:38,180 --> 00:53:39,440
And it's not happening yet.

1253
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:40,680
And at the moment.

1254
00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:42,680
There are ideas there.

1255
00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:49,400
Do you not understand or realize the past 18 months have been unprecedented in the scope and depth of the fucking.

1256
00:53:50,620 --> 00:53:51,060
Restrictions.

1257
00:53:51,180 --> 00:53:54,760
Which I've really curbed on what I've wanted to achieve.

1258
00:53:55,580 --> 00:53:57,380
In some shape or format.

1259
00:53:58,220 --> 00:53:59,260
But I do believe.

1260
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:00,820
That at some stage.

1261
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,040
It's S or get off the pot.

1262
00:54:03,260 --> 00:54:04,900
And push is going to come to S.

1263
00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:07,740
And if I don't do anything soon enough.

1264
00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:10,120
Then I'm going to explode in myself.

1265
00:54:10,260 --> 00:54:10,700
In my head.

1266
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:11,400
So.

1267
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:15,240
All I can say and I will say is that.

1268
00:54:16,860 --> 00:54:17,780
Hold on tight.

1269
00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:19,480
Sit tight.

1270
00:54:20,680 --> 00:54:22,400
Sit tight and stand by.

1271
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:27,280
And thanks very much for the tip.

1272
00:54:30,080 --> 00:54:30,520
Now.

1273
00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:31,920
Should we save this game.

1274
00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,160
Or what's the story here?

1275
00:54:33,980 --> 00:54:35,360
Let me put this over a window up.

1276
00:54:35,460 --> 00:54:37,140
So I can see what the hell is going on here.

1277
00:54:37,140 --> 00:54:38,000
There.

1278
00:54:38,140 --> 00:54:40,140
And

1279
00:54:54,880 --> 00:55:24,880
Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-

1280
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:29,260
going there and I'm on screen I'm just looking down to the the right hand side of the screen not

1281
00:55:29,260 --> 00:55:37,280
saying anything at all right what we need to go and do now is do what the people told me to do

1282
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:42,480
but what we will do first is we'll save the progress as well British look thanks very much

1283
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:49,200
for the tip there sorry I had to go off on a talk there you didn't miss any real talk super ted

1284
00:55:49,200 --> 00:55:59,380
and if you did you can see what I said in the reach at the replay you can rehash we overwrite one of

1285
00:55:59,380 --> 00:56:09,240
these well let's overwrite Claire a because I'm not going to go back there again I believe Claire a is

1286
00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:17,200
the cana and Leon B is the canonical way in which you should play the game as dictated by the plot in

1287
00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:18,740
future Resident Evil games.

1288
00:56:19,460 --> 00:56:21,400
Although, I can't, it doesn't

1289
00:56:21,400 --> 00:56:22,960
really matter what

1290
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:25,120
order you play it in, to be honest.

1291
00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:27,140
And Jasper McGuigan, thank you for

1292
00:56:27,140 --> 00:56:28,140
Oh-ho!

1293
00:56:28,720 --> 00:56:29,840
Ho-ho-ho!

1294
00:56:32,800 --> 00:56:33,240
Woo!

1295
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:36,980
Yes.

1296
00:56:37,560 --> 00:56:39,120
Yes. Yes.

1297
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:41,360
Yes. And more yes.

1298
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,320
Guys,

1299
00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:45,360
we've loaded up a Claire B

1300
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:47,280
scenario memory card, which I've

1301
00:56:47,280 --> 00:56:49,500
just got.

1302
00:56:51,420 --> 00:56:53,360
Which I've just got to the fucking chest.

1303
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,320
The war chest, let's call it. And it's

1304
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,380
got a sub, it's got the rocket, it's got

1305
00:56:57,380 --> 00:56:58,280
a Gatling gun.

1306
00:56:59,580 --> 00:57:00,720
Would you look at that?

1307
00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:02,600
People are saying, play it safe.

1308
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:05,400
What a load of rubbish. There's no way I'm gonna play it

1309
00:57:05,400 --> 00:57:07,220
safe. This is the exact way I wanted

1310
00:57:07,220 --> 00:57:09,360
this to turn out, but I never even had

1311
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:11,520
planned it. I downloaded

1312
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,260
the Claire B scenario save

1313
00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:15,680
with a mind's eye to playing it

1314
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:17,220
safe and normal.

1315
00:57:18,320 --> 00:57:18,960
And what we've just,

1316
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:21,520
this makes up for the lack of being able to save

1317
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:21,900
scum.

1318
00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:26,700
That's fucking great.

1319
00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:28,060
Sorry about the swearing.

1320
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:29,660
Ciaran Furlong, how are you?

1321
00:57:30,380 --> 00:57:31,120
Look, Ciaran,

1322
00:57:31,400 --> 00:57:33,440
I want to tell you something. What I said to you

1323
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:34,820
there earlier on about the

1324
00:57:34,820 --> 00:57:37,320
directions and the messages, that's all

1325
00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,320
water under the bridge.

1326
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,500
And look, I was not a slight on

1327
00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:42,700
what you've wrote.

1328
00:57:45,280 --> 00:57:47,020
I've just, I'm under the spotlight

1329
00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:49,140
here. You need to understand

1330
00:57:49,140 --> 00:57:50,940
how hard this is

1331
00:57:50,940 --> 00:57:52,520
to do on a Saturday morning,

1332
00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:54,920
to play this video game on a Saturday morning.

1333
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:57,700
I'd say going to war

1334
00:57:57,700 --> 00:57:59,400
might be easier than this.

1335
00:58:01,460 --> 00:58:02,760
But thanks very much, Ciaran.

1336
00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:05,020
And I believe that you've got the best

1337
00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,040
interest of the stream at heart when you do give the

1338
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:07,960
directions, the messages.

1339
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:10,140
Let's get rid of the knife.

1340
00:58:10,700 --> 00:58:12,340
That's fucking dark age stuff.

1341
00:58:12,440 --> 00:58:13,800
That's the bronze age,

1342
00:58:13,920 --> 00:58:15,720
steel age, or the metal age,

1343
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:16,740
or the iron age.

1344
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:17,680
Let's put that there.

1345
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:19,580
Handbun gullets.

1346
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:20,940
We don't need them anymore,

1347
00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:22,400
because I won't be using a handbun.

1348
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:25,240
Acid rounds.

1349
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:25,980
Good luck.

1350
00:58:26,760 --> 00:58:27,540
Valve had...

1351
00:58:27,540 --> 00:58:29,280
Good luck.

1352
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:31,680
We'll keep a save ribbon.

1353
00:58:34,180 --> 00:58:36,360
And we'll bring the Gatling gun

1354
00:58:36,360 --> 00:58:37,140
to town.

1355
00:58:37,580 --> 00:58:39,800
Now, a little bit concerned here

1356
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:41,360
regarding the infinity

1357
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:43,000
of the Gatling gun.

1358
00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:45,440
Hopefully that does stay in the infinite range,

1359
00:58:45,500 --> 00:58:45,780
does it?

1360
00:58:46,260 --> 00:58:48,120
Because if something was to happen whereby

1361
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,380
it stops being infinite,

1362
00:58:50,960 --> 00:58:53,560
I would be very, very upset.

1363
00:58:53,720 --> 00:58:55,560
The reason why I posed this question

1364
00:58:55,560 --> 00:58:56,680
to y'all

1365
00:58:56,680 --> 00:58:57,600
is

1366
00:58:57,600 --> 00:58:59,780
that back in the day

1367
00:58:59,780 --> 00:59:02,320
when I was a young fella

1368
00:59:02,320 --> 00:59:03,360
and I was playing this game,

1369
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:05,820
I had a cousin

1370
00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:08,520
who had more stuff than me.

1371
00:59:08,660 --> 00:59:09,620
He was...

1372
00:59:09,620 --> 00:59:11,100
His family were a little bit well off,

1373
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:13,500
and he had a thing that you could put

1374
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,580
into the back of the PlayStation.

1375
00:59:14,860 --> 00:59:15,940
This is a weird old time.

1376
00:59:16,040 --> 00:59:17,040
weird to even...

1377
00:59:17,040 --> 00:59:18,200
The memories are coming back now.

1378
00:59:18,260 --> 00:59:19,320
He had a thing called

1379
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:20,720
the Equalizer

1380
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:22,020
that you put

1381
00:59:22,020 --> 00:59:23,580
into the back of the PlayStation.

1382
00:59:24,380 --> 00:59:26,280
Like a fucking physical bit of hardware.

1383
00:59:27,460 --> 00:59:28,660
And what that did was

1384
00:59:28,660 --> 00:59:30,660
it gave you all the cheats

1385
00:59:30,660 --> 00:59:32,660
and all the infinite weapons.

1386
00:59:33,120 --> 00:59:34,860
But what would happen is

1387
00:59:34,860 --> 00:59:36,100
if you played the game

1388
00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:37,920
and took out that box,

1389
00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:39,780
then the Gatling gun

1390
00:59:39,780 --> 00:59:42,100
Infinity Ward

1391
00:59:42,100 --> 00:59:43,020
would be no more.

1392
00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,380
tell me.

1393
00:59:48,820 --> 00:59:49,780
And tell me...

1394
00:59:49,780 --> 00:59:50,600
Tell me true,

1395
00:59:50,740 --> 00:59:51,360
tell me this,

1396
00:59:51,500 --> 00:59:52,300
and tell me no more.

1397
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:52,820
Seanine,

1398
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,800
thanks very much for the tip.

1399
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,180
I can't believe I missed the tip

1400
00:59:55,180 --> 00:59:56,000
that came through there

1401
00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:56,680
from Seanine.

1402
00:59:57,320 --> 00:59:58,960
And I thanked Jasper McGuigan

1403
00:59:58,960 --> 00:59:59,820
who came afterwards.

1404
00:59:59,920 --> 01:00:00,980
But I didn't give Seanine

1405
01:00:00,980 --> 01:00:02,200
the thank you and credibility

1406
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,820
and credence you deserve, Sean.

1407
01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:07,580
All Computer Chronicles Archive

1408
01:00:07,580 --> 01:00:08,460
on Shafet.com,

1409
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:09,780
archive.org.

1410
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:10,580
I know, man.

1411
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,360
It's a quality, quality bit of business.

1412
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:14,220
YouTube is a much easier,

1413
01:00:14,340 --> 01:00:15,600
handier way of doing business.

1414
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:17,940
Should be grand,

1415
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:18,440
says Buckley.

1416
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:18,880
That's great.

1417
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,860
And the thing was called

1418
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:24,680
Equalizer,

1419
01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,620
and it said in the tagline

1420
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:27,340
was Equalizer,

1421
01:00:27,600 --> 01:00:28,580
Even the odds.

1422
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,280
So the odds were evened

1423
01:00:31,280 --> 01:00:32,340
in the game of Resident Evil,

1424
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:33,740
even though objectively speaking,

1425
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:34,800
the odds really are

1426
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:35,960
stacked against the zombies

1427
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:36,560
because they're docile,

1428
01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:38,620
and you can really take them down

1429
01:00:38,620 --> 01:00:39,160
with fuck all.

1430
01:00:39,700 --> 01:00:40,400
General Franco,

1431
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:41,160
thanks very much.

1432
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:42,420
Keep missing you live, Francis.

1433
01:00:42,520 --> 01:00:43,620
I'm watching you back through,

1434
01:00:44,220 --> 01:00:45,920
which is great to have,

1435
01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:46,180
you know.

1436
01:00:46,740 --> 01:00:47,740
That's great stuff,

1437
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:48,700
General Franco.

1438
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:49,740
And look,

1439
01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:50,860
if anyone else is out there,

1440
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,220
check out the back cat.

1441
01:00:52,380 --> 01:00:53,740
If I'm not streaming,

1442
01:00:54,060 --> 01:00:55,580
there's a whole back catalogue there

1443
01:00:55,580 --> 01:00:56,600
of unbelievable,

1444
01:00:57,120 --> 01:00:58,680
Grammy award-winning streams,

1445
01:00:59,140 --> 01:00:59,400
which,

1446
01:01:00,780 --> 01:01:01,820
I believe,

1447
01:01:02,940 --> 01:01:04,940
paved the way for a brighter future

1448
01:01:04,940 --> 01:01:06,220
and a happier day.

1449
01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:09,740
Without further ado,

1450
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:11,140
we're about to embark

1451
01:01:11,140 --> 01:01:15,640
on an absolutely warfaristic rendition

1452
01:01:15,640 --> 01:01:17,300
of Resident Evil Claire Scenario B.

1453
01:01:17,380 --> 01:01:19,460
I'm really, really happy about this.

1454
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:20,440
It's a crazy bit of business

1455
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:21,900
for a Saturday morning.

1456
01:01:22,520 --> 01:01:23,140
Here we are,

1457
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,920
and let's whip out that Gatling gun

1458
01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,280
and see what Claire is packing

1459
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:29,240
when she's holding that yoke.

1460
01:01:29,860 --> 01:01:30,400
There we go.

1461
01:01:30,540 --> 01:01:30,920
Equip.

1462
01:01:31,420 --> 01:01:32,000
There we go.

1463
01:01:33,500 --> 01:01:34,400
And then this.

1464
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:40,940
Do you know?

1465
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:01,660
You can't aim up or down,

1466
01:02:01,760 --> 01:02:02,480
but it doesn't matter.

1467
01:02:02,480 --> 01:02:05,260
Let's have a look here now

1468
01:02:05,260 --> 01:02:05,600
and see

1469
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:07,560
Infinity Ward.

1470
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,740
Infinity Ward, guys.

1471
01:02:12,420 --> 01:02:13,820
And you can run with it as well.

1472
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:15,400
Well, you can't run and shoot,

1473
01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,820
but you can do what you're doing.

1474
01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,980
You do love to see it.

1475
01:02:20,340 --> 01:02:21,320
You really love to see it.

1476
01:02:25,320 --> 01:02:26,160
Let's test it out.

1477
01:02:26,760 --> 01:02:28,900
on the main hallway balcony

1478
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:31,720
up here in Raccoon Police Department.

1479
01:02:31,720 --> 01:02:34,600
The Garda Station in Raccoon Town.

1480
01:02:35,700 --> 01:02:37,980
In Raccoon City.

1481
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,800
We'll push that button.

1482
01:02:42,540 --> 01:02:46,140
And we'll descend down the ladder of Damien

1483
01:02:46,140 --> 01:02:49,900
into the sphere of the marble hall,

1484
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,460
marble-floored hallway of truth.

1485
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:54,640
But before that,

1486
01:02:54,860 --> 01:02:56,120
let's take a moment

1487
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:58,940
to really put the cat amongst the pigeons here.

1488
01:03:00,540 --> 01:03:02,420
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1489
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,520
See this guy?

1490
01:03:06,200 --> 01:03:08,480
Let's bring this guy over to the ladder here

1491
01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:10,040
and see what...

1492
01:03:10,040 --> 01:03:12,400
I used to love this kind of crack here.

1493
01:03:12,720 --> 01:03:13,820
Just bringing them around.

1494
01:03:14,140 --> 01:03:14,500
Come on.

1495
01:03:14,500 --> 01:03:18,780
See this?

1496
01:03:19,180 --> 01:03:20,280
Let's bring him over here.

1497
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,080
And we'll get him right where we want him.

1498
01:03:26,540 --> 01:03:28,540
This was a guy who was a guard.

1499
01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:31,460
A policeman in the Raccoon City Police Force.

1500
01:03:31,800 --> 01:03:34,240
A rookie who became a staff sergeant.

1501
01:03:35,300 --> 01:03:35,840
His name?

1502
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:39,920
None other than Tony Blundetto III.

1503
01:03:40,780 --> 01:03:41,640
And look at him now.

1504
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,780
Look at the absolute state of him.

1505
01:03:44,100 --> 01:03:46,400
He is a shadow of his former self.

1506
01:03:47,100 --> 01:03:49,880
He's a decrepit and embarrassing...

1507
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:54,300
Entity of a man.

1508
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:56,640
A real, real idiot.

1509
01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:59,820
And now we're gonna send him to where he belongs.

1510
01:03:59,940 --> 01:04:00,860
See you later, Tone.

1511
01:04:02,780 --> 01:04:04,160
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1512
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:05,440
Quality.

1513
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,800
You love it when it happens.

1514
01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:09,860
We'll go down that ladder now.

1515
01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:11,860
I'm really happy about the way the turn...

1516
01:04:11,860 --> 01:04:12,620
I know.

1517
01:04:12,620 --> 01:04:14,340
Tony B, thanks very much for the tip.

1518
01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:15,700
Unbelievable stuff you say.

1519
01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:16,640
You're doing great.

1520
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:23,900
You might say hello to Rebecca Chambers whenever there is sufficient break in the raw intensity we are currently experiencing.

1521
01:04:23,900 --> 01:04:25,500
Keep your heroic work.

1522
01:04:26,500 --> 01:04:27,360
Rebecca, how are you?

1523
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:28,640
Not Rebecca Chambers.

1524
01:04:28,640 --> 01:04:30,060
He doesn't say Rebecca Chambers.

1525
01:04:30,060 --> 01:04:35,140
But I thought it was gonna be that because I thought it was gonna be a reference to Rebecca C from the Chronicles.

1526
01:04:36,420 --> 01:04:40,600
But all I wanna say is Rebecca, how the hell are you getting on now today?

1527
01:04:41,160 --> 01:04:43,020
It's a crazy world we're living in.

1528
01:04:43,540 --> 01:04:44,980
Did you see that pandemic thing?

1529
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:46,840
We're still not out of it yet.

1530
01:04:47,940 --> 01:04:48,940
Soon enough we will be.

1531
01:04:49,840 --> 01:04:51,840
Gotta say...

1532
01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:56,120
Playing this game on a Saturday morning is really, really lifting the spirits.

1533
01:04:57,120 --> 01:05:04,120
I thought it was gonna be a trawl through a game which might at times be laborious, tiring, and annoying.

1534
01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:07,560
But it's turned out to be an Infinity Gun scenario.

1535
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,200
One of the best scenarios.

1536
01:05:09,380 --> 01:05:14,600
And I'm hoping, against hope, at this stage, that it's gonna stay that way.

1537
01:05:14,660 --> 01:05:15,520
It's gonna stay Infinity.

1538
01:05:18,000 --> 01:05:20,180
It's gonna stay Infinite.

1539
01:05:21,060 --> 01:05:23,840
Thank you very much, Gaz Coombs from Supergrass.

1540
01:05:24,020 --> 01:05:25,580
We'll check this out later, Francis.

1541
01:05:25,760 --> 01:05:27,340
Off to put a shift in you say, Gaz.

1542
01:05:27,720 --> 01:05:32,700
Early congrats for 100k subscribers over the weekend.

1543
01:05:33,380 --> 01:05:35,680
Look, Gaz, I wanna say thanks very much.

1544
01:05:35,820 --> 01:05:38,980
And to everyone who has done that, that's great as well.

1545
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:46,340
But I'm not a man to languish in a hubristic state of self-adulation.

1546
01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:47,580
Do you know that?

1547
01:05:48,000 --> 01:05:49,760
And you see a lot of these people doing...

1548
01:05:50,640 --> 01:05:51,040
My...

1549
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:53,380
Look at my 100k subscriber video.

1550
01:05:53,660 --> 01:05:54,180
That's not...

1551
01:05:54,180 --> 01:05:55,000
I don't think I...

1552
01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:55,500
That's not...

1553
01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:56,260
I can't...

1554
01:05:56,260 --> 01:05:57,460
I can't do that.

1555
01:05:57,800 --> 01:05:58,940
It just doesn't feel right.

1556
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,200
It's not a normal thing.

1557
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,580
I can say thanks and give thanks and praise to the people that are watching.

1558
01:06:03,860 --> 01:06:04,480
That's nice.

1559
01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:05,660
But to be...

1560
01:06:05,660 --> 01:06:07,760
To setting up a camp a bit...

1561
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:08,580
Oh, look at this.

1562
01:06:08,780 --> 01:06:09,340
A shotgun.

1563
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:10,960
And we don't even need...

1564
01:06:10,960 --> 01:06:11,920
It's a grenade launcher.

1565
01:06:12,120 --> 01:06:13,600
There wasn't one even in the press.

1566
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,180
And now we have that.

1567
01:06:15,380 --> 01:06:16,980
We can go and get those acid rounds.

1568
01:06:17,220 --> 01:06:22,400
And we've got explosives and high-velocity machine gunning as well.

1569
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:27,440
The thing is, I see those videos and it just makes me sick.

1570
01:06:27,760 --> 01:06:28,800
So why would I...

1571
01:06:28,800 --> 01:06:30,760
If I do one, would...

1572
01:06:30,760 --> 01:06:31,620
You know, is that...

1573
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:35,440
Is that going to be seen as, oh, he doesn't want to do one, so he doesn't really care.

1574
01:06:35,860 --> 01:06:38,500
The thing is, I care so much, I don't want to do one.

1575
01:06:39,300 --> 01:06:40,020
Do you understand?

1576
01:06:41,800 --> 01:06:43,660
Do a parody of one, maybe, yeah.

1577
01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:44,740
Hell, that was something.

1578
01:06:44,860 --> 01:06:45,880
But what if it was so...

1579
01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:47,900
What if it was not seen as a parody, though?

1580
01:06:48,760 --> 01:06:49,360
That would...

1581
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,080
Maybe the parody one could be the next Patreon one, maybe.

1582
01:06:52,460 --> 01:06:52,920
I don't know.

1583
01:06:53,340 --> 01:06:56,900
Look, I was thinking the Patreon one would be a good...

1584
01:06:56,900 --> 01:06:59,560
Maybe a new concept or something, like, you know?

1585
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:01,460
And that's something that doesn't come around after.

1586
01:07:01,540 --> 01:07:02,120
You need to wait.

1587
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,220
Look, fuck it.

1588
01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:03,600
Forget it.

1589
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,560
I'm not going to go into it more.

1590
01:07:04,780 --> 01:07:05,100
Sophistic.

1591
01:07:05,220 --> 01:07:06,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

1592
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:07,600
Morning, Francis.

1593
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:13,200
Currently enjoying the stream from the comfort of my tent at a music festival.

1594
01:07:14,060 --> 01:07:20,560
Waking up to a stream has more than made up for the lack of sleep, awful neighbours, and deflating air mattresses.

1595
01:07:21,760 --> 01:07:24,680
The plural of mattresses is actually mattresses.

1596
01:07:24,860 --> 01:07:25,740
I don't know if you knew that.

1597
01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:29,220
The word was invented in Latin back in 19...

1598
01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:35,680
Now, we are having to use a computer here.

1599
01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:39,500
And we don't have the side door.

1600
01:07:39,620 --> 01:07:43,040
But we have to go into a room with a fella who's going,

1601
01:07:43,420 --> 01:07:44,200
Just go!

1602
01:07:44,860 --> 01:07:57,060
There was an incident in a mansion involving zombies.

1603
01:07:57,060 --> 01:07:58,660
Just go!

1604
01:07:58,660 --> 01:08:05,460
Maybe that doesn't happen now because that happened in the A scenario and we don't have that in the B scenario.

1605
01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,180
So now we have a grenade launcher.

1606
01:08:10,180 --> 01:08:11,940
That's a great scenario to be in.

1607
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:14,760
It's a grenade scenario to be in, how should I say?

1608
01:08:15,060 --> 01:08:16,200
Tell you what I'm going to do here.

1609
01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:21,580
I think what I'll do is I'll maybe grab that grenade launcher, which I have done.

1610
01:08:21,640 --> 01:08:22,300
I won't save it.

1611
01:08:22,360 --> 01:08:24,220
Go back up and then go upstairs.

1612
01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:28,720
Into the art room that was being told to me about.

1613
01:08:29,440 --> 01:08:30,780
Thanks very much for that sophistic.

1614
01:08:30,960 --> 01:08:32,240
It's crazy there.

1615
01:08:32,360 --> 01:08:33,860
I think that people are at a festival.

1616
01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:37,480
I'd never want to be at a festival again in a tent.

1617
01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,060
That's something you do when you're...

1618
01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:41,540
I must be getting old.

1619
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:42,460
Like, you know, because...

1620
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:44,360
It's just...

1621
01:08:44,360 --> 01:08:44,880
It's wet.

1622
01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:45,940
It's not nice.

1623
01:08:46,080 --> 01:08:47,080
You don't have the energy.

1624
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,020
You get your energy.

1625
01:08:49,220 --> 01:08:51,100
You have to find your energy from other places.

1626
01:08:51,220 --> 01:08:53,960
And I tell you, you're not going to find it from a shitty old burger van.

1627
01:08:54,340 --> 01:08:58,420
The diet that you have in those festivals is cat altogether.

1628
01:08:58,980 --> 01:08:59,980
Crazy bit of jizzness.

1629
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:01,320
Thanks very much for the tip there.

1630
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,900
Look at this.

1631
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:06,100
It's a triple trifecta scenario.

1632
01:09:06,300 --> 01:09:11,120
This is dedicated to all who fell in the Battle of the Bulge.

1633
01:09:14,840 --> 01:09:15,660
Sorry about that.

1634
01:09:15,920 --> 01:09:18,100
I actually don't know what the Battle of the Bulge was.

1635
01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:20,320
It's just there's a nice bit of alliteration in it.

1636
01:09:20,320 --> 01:09:25,420
So I utilize that term to dedicate that murder to.

1637
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:27,480
Now, there's another guy here.

1638
01:09:27,540 --> 01:09:28,660
He's just sitting down.

1639
01:09:28,740 --> 01:09:29,440
He's lying down.

1640
01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:34,640
It doesn't look like the blood is spewed out from beneath his torsoxial unit.

1641
01:09:35,640 --> 01:09:38,020
So we might just take a grenade to him.

1642
01:09:40,480 --> 01:09:41,740
We didn't even need to.

1643
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,860
We didn't even need to.

1644
01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:44,020
And look at the...

1645
01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:46,820
He tried to get up, but it was an absolute weak effort.

1646
01:09:47,520 --> 01:09:52,960
Probably a good effort in the face of the high velocity of bullets that was leveled at his gown.

1647
01:09:53,360 --> 01:10:00,060
But at the same time, nothing, nothing could have helped that man or thing whatsoever.

1648
01:10:00,220 --> 01:10:07,820
And we can take this unicorn medal out of the shenanigan hole and then put that in our safety deposit box.

1649
01:10:08,820 --> 01:10:14,480
And take that unicorn medal and put it in the little placeholder down underneath in the big house.

1650
01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,200
In the downstairs unit.

1651
01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:25,420
Another thing there I was thinking of is not going into the room to the side and maybe going back the way and going downstairs.

1652
01:10:27,680 --> 01:10:29,940
Would that be the best way to approach this scenario?

1653
01:10:30,020 --> 01:10:30,700
I think it would be.

1654
01:10:31,060 --> 01:10:32,160
I dare say it would be.

1655
01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:38,560
Even though it's down there.

1656
01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:41,740
I would probably be best putting the...

1657
01:10:41,740 --> 01:10:43,300
Or do you put the medal into the heart?

1658
01:10:43,420 --> 01:10:47,480
There's a room by the helicopter or helichopper that you put the fucking thing into.

1659
01:10:47,940 --> 01:10:49,480
You can take out the liquor anyway.

1660
01:10:55,640 --> 01:10:57,220
This is a great bit of business, this gun.

1661
01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:05,580
Working in that office must have been a nightmare.

1662
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,140
Can't get to your desk without a valve handle and a unicorn medal.

1663
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:09,940
Imagine.

1664
01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:12,720
Where is this guy?

1665
01:11:12,780 --> 01:11:13,460
I can't hear him.

1666
01:11:16,160 --> 01:11:17,420
Usually you hear...

1667
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:22,260
And then a drip, drip, drip.

1668
01:11:22,260 --> 01:11:32,420
Holy smokes.

1669
01:11:33,260 --> 01:11:34,740
Bit of screamage going on there.

1670
01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:51,960
Where am I?

1671
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,080
Am I going the right way here?

1672
01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:53,620
I'm not sure.

1673
01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,040
We will take that blue car key.

1674
01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:56,400
Yes.

1675
01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:57,280
That's going to help us.

1676
01:11:58,060 --> 01:11:59,360
I think a liquor might come...

1677
01:12:00,360 --> 01:12:02,360
Splurging through the top...

1678
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:04,180
The top of the gaff here.

1679
01:12:04,640 --> 01:12:06,340
Thanks for the tip there, Goo Bob.

1680
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:09,660
I hope you're getting on well and that life is being nice to you.

1681
01:12:11,340 --> 01:12:12,000
Here we go.

1682
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,480
See you later, man.

1683
01:12:15,100 --> 01:12:16,760
No sexism in this one, lads.

1684
01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:21,400
No sexism in this one, lads.

1685
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:25,180
That guy got owned.

1686
01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:28,480
Completely and utterly owned on the internet as well.

1687
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:29,640
He got...

1688
01:12:29,640 --> 01:12:31,500
He got the worst death of his life.

1689
01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:32,680
And it was on the internet.

1690
01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:35,480
It's probably going to be on a compilation on some kind of...

1691
01:12:35,480 --> 01:12:36,560
Forum.

1692
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:37,600
Which collates...

1693
01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:39,680
Death...

1694
01:12:39,680 --> 01:12:40,320
And...

1695
01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,480
And ownage videos.

1696
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,440
How are you getting on?

1697
01:12:44,800 --> 01:12:45,520
Thanks for the tip.

1698
01:12:45,640 --> 01:12:46,600
You're not wrong, you see.

1699
01:12:46,680 --> 01:12:47,340
You're at a festival.

1700
01:12:47,520 --> 01:12:48,940
I'm definitely too old for this.

1701
01:12:49,000 --> 01:12:50,480
Slightly overwhelmed by the whole thing.

1702
01:12:51,240 --> 01:12:56,800
Next time I'll be staying in one of those fancy pre-pitched yurts with a real bed in it or nothing.

1703
01:12:57,020 --> 01:12:57,920
Food is good though.

1704
01:12:58,560 --> 01:12:59,980
Overpriced hipster shite.

1705
01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:01,820
Thanks for the tip.

1706
01:13:02,040 --> 01:13:02,340
And...

1707
01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:07,120
It must be nice to have a little bit of streamage going on.

1708
01:13:07,260 --> 01:13:09,800
Just to really take the mind off what's going on there.

1709
01:13:09,840 --> 01:13:12,860
I can't imagine it being that warm if you are in...

1710
01:13:12,860 --> 01:13:14,840
I'm not trying to get a precise...

1711
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,420
And don't...

1712
01:13:15,420 --> 01:13:16,160
That's not a...

1713
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:19,000
I don't want to know a geographic location.

1714
01:13:19,120 --> 01:13:19,920
But I mean...

1715
01:13:19,920 --> 01:13:21,220
Festivals in Ireland anyway.

1716
01:13:21,440 --> 01:13:23,080
Usually on the morning at this time.

1717
01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:24,060
Are just freezing.

1718
01:13:24,260 --> 01:13:25,600
Even in the middle of summer.

1719
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,500
Just cold.

1720
01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:27,580
Not nice.

1721
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:29,380
And damp.

1722
01:13:29,660 --> 01:13:30,620
The condensation.

1723
01:13:31,380 --> 01:13:31,780
Always.

1724
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:32,920
Just people.

1725
01:13:33,240 --> 01:13:35,800
Just effed out their minds.

1726
01:13:36,220 --> 01:13:37,020
Around the tent.

1727
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:39,580
You'd be lucky if you even got a wink of sleep I'd say.

1728
01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:40,900
Brain slug.

1729
01:13:40,960 --> 01:13:41,560
Thanks very much.

1730
01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:44,520
This is another side to the story.

1731
01:13:44,820 --> 01:13:45,040
You see.

1732
01:13:45,480 --> 01:13:47,760
That's an amazing, amazing, amazing quote.

1733
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:48,860
From an amazing man.

1734
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,000
Yourself.

1735
01:13:50,760 --> 01:13:54,200
And a quote of an amazing man who said it in the original time.

1736
01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:55,340
In which it was said.

1737
01:13:55,580 --> 01:13:55,880
Jerry.

1738
01:13:56,380 --> 01:13:56,920
The man.

1739
01:13:57,320 --> 01:13:57,800
Hanan.

1740
01:13:58,340 --> 01:14:00,720
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy bit of business.

1741
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:01,260
All together.

1742
01:14:20,080 --> 01:14:20,840
Here we go.

1743
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,000
Downstairs.

1744
01:14:22,000 --> 01:14:22,080
Downstairs.

1745
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,560
Into the bad room.

1746
01:14:25,900 --> 01:14:28,480
Although we don't need to go back down here I don't think.

1747
01:14:29,340 --> 01:14:30,120
Is this guy dead?

1748
01:14:31,220 --> 01:14:33,220
We'll go down here and just clean house here.

1749
01:14:39,140 --> 01:14:40,900
Let's clean up the trash down here.

1750
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:40,900
Let's clean up the trash down here.

1751
01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:41,100
Let's clean up the trash down here.

1752
01:14:41,100 --> 01:14:42,900
Let's clean up the trash down here.

1753
01:14:42,900 --> 01:14:53,500
I heard someone take a bullet there right in the never regions of the office.

1754
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:57,100
Not in their never regions but in the never regions of the office.

1755
01:14:57,100 --> 01:14:57,960
Look at this.

1756
01:14:57,960 --> 01:15:00,320
It's going to go one after one.

1757
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:01,680
Two.

1758
01:15:03,680 --> 01:15:04,560
Just tap it.

1759
01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:10,420
Because that sounds like it's just one round but it's actually five rounds.

1760
01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:11,640
They fire at the same time.

1761
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:13,100
Imagine that.

1762
01:15:13,780 --> 01:15:15,160
Imagine that ripping through you.

1763
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:15,720
It'd be...

1764
01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:18,940
That really would be a wake up call wouldn't it?

1765
01:15:19,200 --> 01:15:22,580
Except you'd be dead as soon as you realized you had the call.

1766
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:25,960
Oh no!

1767
01:15:28,440 --> 01:15:30,460
And we kicked his head off like a football.

1768
01:15:33,860 --> 01:15:35,100
Lovely, lovely stuff.

1769
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,600
Really is a lovely scenario to be in.

1770
01:15:40,980 --> 01:15:45,280
And we might have another memorandi or memorandus or memorandum on the thing.

1771
01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:48,220
We've got another reading time scenario coming right up guys.

1772
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:52,220
Let's have a look here now and see.

1773
01:15:52,340 --> 01:15:53,320
Yeah, we have something there.

1774
01:15:53,820 --> 01:15:54,620
Can you read that?

1775
01:15:54,620 --> 01:15:55,740
My cat.

1776
01:15:55,960 --> 01:15:56,340
My cat.

1777
01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:58,460
There might be something on the desk in here.

1778
01:16:04,160 --> 01:16:05,340
Quintuple powwow.

1779
01:16:09,800 --> 01:16:11,140
Do you like eggs?

1780
01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:17,740
I shouldn't have taken the fucking bullets because it's cramping my style.

1781
01:16:18,500 --> 01:16:23,640
I don't have enough space in my inventory.

1782
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:29,320
Let JBP read this again.

1783
01:16:29,320 --> 01:16:30,520
Liam, we've been through...

1784
01:16:30,520 --> 01:16:32,920
I don't know if you were here for the beginning of Leigh's stream.

1785
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:38,940
We're not sure if JBP doing the readings of the memorandum.

1786
01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:39,500
memorandum.

1787
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:39,500
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1788
01:16:39,500 --> 01:16:39,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1789
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:39,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1790
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:39,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1791
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:39,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1792
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:39,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1793
01:16:39,940 --> 01:16:40,940
I don't know if you're here for the memorandum.

1794
01:16:40,940 --> 01:16:47,240
Resident Evil 2 1998 is canon because sure he was only invented during the explorations of

1795
01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:52,460
Code Veronica X and continued forth into Resident Evil 4.

1796
01:16:52,460 --> 01:16:55,460
So that's, you know...

1797
01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:59,460
That's why we can't probably, possibly use...

1798
01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:01,460
Utilize JBP in this.

1799
01:17:01,460 --> 01:17:03,460
Look at that guy's head.

1800
01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:06,460
Did you see that little movement of the man's head there?

1801
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,460
That happens once.

1802
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:09,460
If you walk over him...

1803
01:17:09,460 --> 01:17:10,460
Oh no, it happens again!

1804
01:17:10,460 --> 01:17:11,460
See that?

1805
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,460
Look at this zombie's head here.

1806
01:17:13,460 --> 01:17:22,460
Now imagine being a child who's managed to acquire a copy of this 15 rated game after pestering your parents.

1807
01:17:22,460 --> 01:17:24,460
You're a child and this is the scariest...

1808
01:17:24,460 --> 01:17:27,460
Scarier than any film you've played.

1809
01:17:27,460 --> 01:17:29,460
Imagine not being able to...

1810
01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:38,460
Having to go and take breaks from playing but still thinking about the game when you're taking a break because you're obsessed with it.

1811
01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:41,460
But you can't play it because there's too much of this stuff going on.

1812
01:17:41,460 --> 01:17:43,460
Look at this zombie's head here.

1813
01:17:43,460 --> 01:17:44,460
Watch it.

1814
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:45,460
I walk by...

1815
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:46,460
You think he's dead.

1816
01:17:46,460 --> 01:17:47,460
See that?

1817
01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:48,460
Look at the head rolling.

1818
01:17:48,460 --> 01:17:49,460
Now if you're...

1819
01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:51,460
What would happen if you walked over him?

1820
01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:53,460
You know well what would happen.

1821
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:55,460
He's gonna grab onto you.

1822
01:17:55,460 --> 01:17:58,460
That absolutely terrified me there.

1823
01:17:58,460 --> 01:17:59,460
And...

1824
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:02,460
Yeah, I...

1825
01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:03,460
It's...

1826
01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:04,460
It's a different time.

1827
01:18:04,460 --> 01:18:05,460
A different era.

1828
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:08,460
I don't really get scared of the new Resident Evils because they're a bit of a...

1829
01:18:08,460 --> 01:18:10,460
They're on rails.

1830
01:18:10,460 --> 01:18:15,460
But that's a lie because I did a stream of one the other night and I did get scared.

1831
01:18:15,460 --> 01:18:18,460
It just doesn't have the same...

1832
01:18:18,460 --> 01:18:21,460
It's not as visceral as this.

1833
01:18:21,460 --> 01:18:25,460
It's funny though because graphically it is a lot more deep and realistic.

1834
01:18:25,460 --> 01:18:26,460
But this...

1835
01:18:26,460 --> 01:18:28,460
Yeah it was a...

1836
01:18:28,460 --> 01:18:29,460
Different time.

1837
01:18:29,460 --> 01:18:30,460
Different time.

1838
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:33,460
Almost get emotional now thinking about it to be honest.

1839
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:34,460
Where the fuck am I going now?

1840
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:35,460
I can't remember where I'm going.

1841
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:36,460
Dude.

1842
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,460
I put out the...

1843
01:18:37,460 --> 01:18:39,460
I put out the fire already in the helicopter.

1844
01:18:39,460 --> 01:18:40,460
Then I've got a blue card key.

1845
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:41,460
Then I took the blue...

1846
01:18:41,460 --> 01:18:44,460
I take that blue card key to I and go downstairs from...

1847
01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:45,460
From here.

1848
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:46,460
Into the main hall and use the card key.

1849
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,460
I wonder if you can use the main...

1850
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:48,460
Go down this way here and use that card key in the computer in the fucking main hall down here.

1851
01:18:48,460 --> 01:18:49,460
That...

1852
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:50,460
That unlocks the blue card key.

1853
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:51,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1854
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1855
01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:53,460
Go down this way here and use that card key in the computer in the fucking main hall down here.

1856
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:54,460
That...

1857
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:55,460
That unlocks the blue card key.

1858
01:18:55,460 --> 01:18:56,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1859
01:18:56,460 --> 01:18:57,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1860
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:58,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1861
01:18:58,460 --> 01:18:59,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1862
01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:00,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1863
01:19:00,460 --> 01:19:01,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1864
01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:02,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1865
01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:03,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1866
01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:04,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1867
01:19:04,460 --> 01:19:05,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1868
01:19:05,460 --> 01:19:06,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1869
01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:08,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1870
01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:09,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1871
01:19:09,460 --> 01:19:10,460
I don't know if you can use the main...

1872
01:19:10,460 --> 01:19:15,460
Go down this way here and use that card key in the computer in the fucking main hall down here.

1873
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:17,460
That...

1874
01:19:17,460 --> 01:19:19,460
That unlocks the main hall door so you can't...

1875
01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:21,460
You're gonna have to go from upstairs.

1876
01:19:22,460 --> 01:19:23,460
Oh god.

1877
01:19:26,460 --> 01:19:32,460
Kinda loses its realism when a tiny girl carries a minigun in one arm says "Massadini".

1878
01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:33,460
But...

1879
01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:35,460
How would you know how much that weighs?

1880
01:19:35,460 --> 01:19:39,460
Or I don't think you've ever lifted a minigun in your life.

1881
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:42,460
I'm not having a go or anything, Massad.

1882
01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:43,460
But...

1883
01:19:43,460 --> 01:19:48,460
A lot of people out there are willing to talk smack about this game and the realities of it.

1884
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:51,460
None of you have ever shot a zombie in your life.

1885
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:54,460
None of you have ever held a minigun in your life.

1886
01:19:54,460 --> 01:20:00,460
And is not a minigun a minigun a much lighter gun because it's miniature.

1887
01:20:00,460 --> 01:20:01,460
Do you know?

1888
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:04,460
Sometimes people talk, they don't know...

1889
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:06,460
They haven't thought about what they're saying.

1890
01:20:06,460 --> 01:20:07,460
They're just talking.

1891
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:09,460
Thanks for watching the stream, Massad.

1892
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:11,460
I do appreciate that and everything.

1893
01:20:11,460 --> 01:20:12,460
But I mean...

1894
01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:15,460
There's a lot of bumf being talked about there.

1895
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:20,460
The tricep is savage value.

1896
01:20:20,460 --> 01:20:22,460
Thanks very much Craig Brennan.

1897
01:20:22,460 --> 01:20:24,460
How are you getting on Craig Brennan?

1898
01:20:24,460 --> 01:20:28,460
It's a great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great Craig.

1899
01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:29,460
Instead of a day.

1900
01:20:29,460 --> 01:20:30,460
I hope you're doing well.

1901
01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:31,460
CB.

1902
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,460
Thanks for the streaming.

1903
01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:33,460
You see.

1904
01:20:33,460 --> 01:20:35,460
Just getting ready for my mates wedding.

1905
01:20:35,460 --> 01:20:38,460
Can you say good luck to Keith and Elaine?

1906
01:20:38,460 --> 01:20:39,460
Keith and Elaine.

1907
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,460
Keith and Elaine.

1908
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,460
How are you?

1909
01:20:41,460 --> 01:20:44,460
I can't believe it's come to this.

1910
01:20:44,460 --> 01:20:48,460
The day in which you wed each other in matrimony.

1911
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:49,460
What can I say?

1912
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:52,460
The day started very strangely for me as well.

1913
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:55,460
I woke up and had some porridge and a coffee.

1914
01:20:55,460 --> 01:20:59,460
I'm loaded up Resident Evil 92.

1915
01:20:59,460 --> 01:21:03,460
The 1998 classic version on an emulator on the PC.

1916
01:21:05,460 --> 01:21:09,460
Much in the same way that you're going to be wedded together in wedlock later on.

1917
01:21:09,460 --> 01:21:14,460
I'm absolutely wedlocked to committing this game and finishing it today.

1918
01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:18,460
And I look at it in some ways as like a strange and unusual partner.

1919
01:21:18,460 --> 01:21:22,460
A friend that is there that will terrify me at times.

1920
01:21:22,460 --> 01:21:23,460
There's going to be ups.

1921
01:21:23,460 --> 01:21:24,460
There's going to be downs.

1922
01:21:24,460 --> 01:21:27,460
But perseverance, persistence and sticking it out to the end.

1923
01:21:27,460 --> 01:21:30,460
That's what you're in for and that's what we'll do here.

1924
01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:32,460
And that's what I'm going to do.

1925
01:21:32,460 --> 01:21:38,460
So if anything is to be learned from today and applied to your wedding day and future wedding.

1926
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:45,460
It's to fucking stick at it and to read the notices like the memorandums.

1927
01:21:45,460 --> 01:21:49,460
And if you can pack a fucking minigun.

1928
01:21:49,460 --> 01:21:54,460
Because when shit goes down you want to make sure you're fucking solid.

1929
01:21:56,460 --> 01:22:00,460
Big shout out there to Elaine and Keith on their wedding.

1930
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:02,460
I hope everything is going to go okay.

1931
01:22:03,460 --> 01:22:11,460
Just to clarify there that wasn't an endorsement of bringing a gun around to the wedding or anything like that.

1932
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:12,460
I don't want that to happen.

1933
01:22:13,460 --> 01:22:17,460
And it's best not to actually keep a minigun in the house.

1934
01:22:21,460 --> 01:22:25,460
It would be fucking absolutely disgustingly horrific if something happened like that now.

1935
01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:34,460
And then there's a record, a fully recorded record of me on the internet encouraging that.

1936
01:22:34,460 --> 01:22:35,460
I'd be for it.

1937
01:22:35,460 --> 01:22:38,460
I'd probably get done for fucking manslaughter or something.

1938
01:22:40,460 --> 01:22:44,460
Unless the beast on the receiving end of the minigun had to be taken down.

1939
01:22:44,460 --> 01:22:45,460
Imagine if a wolf.

1940
01:22:46,460 --> 01:22:49,460
If on the wedding day of Keith and Elaine a wolf.

1941
01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:52,460
Managed to get inside their chamber.

1942
01:22:53,460 --> 01:22:54,460
Their wedding venue.

1943
01:22:55,460 --> 01:22:56,460
Then.

1944
01:22:57,460 --> 01:23:00,460
The fucking usage of the minigun would be fair and just.

1945
01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:03,460
To protect, if not themselves.

1946
01:23:03,460 --> 01:23:07,460
Then the multitude of guests which have attended to celebrate their union.

1947
01:23:08,460 --> 01:23:10,460
There could be kids there as well.

1948
01:23:11,460 --> 01:23:12,460
As we all knows the wolf.

1949
01:23:12,460 --> 01:23:15,460
As we all knows the wolf preys on the weak.

1950
01:23:15,460 --> 01:23:16,460
And inferior.

1951
01:23:18,460 --> 01:23:21,460
There's nothing worse than a fucking wolf gaining access to your wedding day.

1952
01:23:21,460 --> 01:23:22,460
Believe me.

1953
01:23:22,460 --> 01:23:23,460
I've seen it happen.

1954
01:23:23,460 --> 01:23:24,460
I've been there.

1955
01:23:25,460 --> 01:23:27,460
And I took that bastard out.

1956
01:23:29,460 --> 01:23:31,460
There's not a day that goes by Keith and Elaine.

1957
01:23:31,460 --> 01:23:32,460
I don't fucking think about that.

1958
01:23:34,460 --> 01:23:35,460
Savage attack.

1959
01:23:36,460 --> 01:23:39,460
The wolf was laying down on some of the fucking participants of the wedding.

1960
01:23:53,460 --> 01:23:57,460
I made hands at the con-

1961
01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:57,460
I made hands at the con-

1962
01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:57,460
I made hands at the con-

1963
01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:03,460
*crying*

1964
01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:05,460
*crying*

1965
01:24:05,460 --> 01:24:07,460
*crying*

1966
01:24:07,460 --> 01:24:09,460
*click*

1967
01:24:09,460 --> 01:24:11,460
*click*

1968
01:24:11,460 --> 01:24:41,440
*sad music*

1969
01:24:41,440 --> 01:24:45,440
*sad music*

1970
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:54,440
You gotta love the porridge guys. Oats, milk, nature's-nature's dessert is what I call it.

1971
01:24:54,440 --> 01:25:05,440
And now another side of the story where I can't- the buttons stop working because I fucking turned up the volume of the game.

1972
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:10,440
An unfortunate scenario we're faced with now guys, the game volume is not at an optimum level.

1973
01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:17,440
I'd like to be able to ride the levels. That's a term in the industry for just hovering on the fucking slider.

1974
01:25:17,440 --> 01:25:26,440
Hovering on the knob. And you make sure you fucking- as the game- as the sound increases and decreases,

1975
01:25:26,440 --> 01:25:30,440
you make sure it's at a great level for the audience to listen to.

1976
01:25:31,440 --> 01:25:38,440
I wanna tell you something else. That terminology of "ride in the levels" and "hover in the knob" should really be phased out.

1977
01:25:38,440 --> 01:25:45,440
Because in an innocent time gone by, that was just something you say without really taking a second thought.

1978
01:25:45,440 --> 01:25:48,440
But I've just fucking thought about what I said there and it's not right.

1979
01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:57,440
Pineapple, thanks for the tip. You're a man of your word and you've greatly enhanced your reputation, you say, with this morning affair.

1980
01:25:57,440 --> 01:26:01,440
Let's have a little look here. We- we X out of this.

1981
01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:04,440
And then we just continue.

1982
01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:18,440
So we've opened the doors- we've opened the doors of hell here.

1983
01:26:18,440 --> 01:26:29,440
And we're gonna go through the- uh- the chaos chamber.

1984
01:26:29,440 --> 01:26:35,440
Which is the bottom left- and door down the bottom left-hand side of the screen there.

1985
01:26:35,440 --> 01:26:41,440
We'll put our Unicorn medal into the- the- the slot and a lovely animation will occur.

1986
01:26:41,440 --> 01:26:48,440
And uh- if you just wanna see here, I, um, will show you this again.

1987
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:51,440
An old fountain! Something is written here.

1988
01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:54,440
To obtain the key to open your heart.

1989
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:58,440
I'll wait for the Unicorn. The beautiful beast.

1990
01:26:58,440 --> 01:27:02,440
Now Unicorn, isn't that amazing? Where- where have we heard that one before?

1991
01:27:02,440 --> 01:27:07,440
I'll tell you where we've heard it. We've heard it on the fucking Unicorn medal that we found earlier on.

1992
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:12,440
We can't combine that. But what I will do- what I wanna show you- what I'm glad to show you- is the check-

1993
01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:14,440
Feature of this game.

1994
01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:17,440
The Japanese mad for checking things.

1995
01:27:17,440 --> 01:27:22,440
And they- what- they loved the game player to have to check the items that they had.

1996
01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,440
Something is engraved on the back of the- Holly, thanks very much for the tip there.

1997
01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,440
Get to you now in a second.

1998
01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:33,440
Please guide me to the beautiful maiden who turned into stone as she waited for me.

1999
01:27:33,440 --> 01:27:38,440
That's written on the back of the medal. And- if you check the fucking thing- wait, that's- that's what happens.

2000
01:27:38,440 --> 01:27:43,440
You- you can get that. So we can gather here. We've got a stone maiden statue there.

2001
01:27:44,440 --> 01:27:51,440
And then we have- and when- and what's written there is something saying to obtain the key, she'll wait for the Unicorn medal.

2002
01:27:51,440 --> 01:28:00,440
The beautiful beast. We know what that means by now. That's this. We use that inside the slot. And what happens?

2003
01:28:00,440 --> 01:28:06,440
It's an amazing animation. And a key comes out of the stone goddess's fountain.

2004
01:28:06,440 --> 01:28:11,440
Lands on a plinth. And you can take that key. And you can stick that in your little pouch-een.

2005
01:28:11,440 --> 01:28:15,440
And bring it with you around the- the- the police station.

2006
01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:18,440
Captain Sack, thanks very much. You're a man of your word. I am indeed.

2007
01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:22,440
It's- it's great to see the people finally making it into here.

2008
01:28:22,440 --> 01:28:27,440
You- you finally drag yourself out the bed, huh? Come on.

2009
01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:30,440
It's nearly after- you missed the best part of the day.

2010
01:28:31,440 --> 01:28:32,440
Holly, thanks very much for the tip as well.

2011
01:28:32,440 --> 01:28:35,440
Sputnik Part 2 Vaccine Harder has landed.

2012
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:44,440
Can't wait to watch the epic chapter- this epic chapter- of the Higgins-Resi saga later when the death sets in.

2013
01:28:44,440 --> 01:28:48,440
Thank you in advance, dude. That's an incredible sentiment.

2014
01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:54,440
And I want to say a big, big thank you as well. And best of luck with the- the vaccine.

2015
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:57,440
It's- the second dose is the worst.

2016
01:28:57,440 --> 01:29:02,440
Um, it actually leaves you questioning the whole validity of getting a vaccine.

2017
01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:05,440
Because you're like, "This can't be right, can it?"

2018
01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:09,440
Is this right? I mean, there's a lot of people saying it's not right.

2019
01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:14,440
And now I feel fucked. Maybe the people that were saying it wasn't right are right.

2020
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:17,440
And I'm the wrong one in this. Fuck.

2021
01:29:18,440 --> 01:29:25,440
And that never- maybe- maybe that goes away if you're trusting in the world and science and that, but I- it- it- there's still an element of-

2022
01:29:25,440 --> 01:29:27,440
What the fuck went into my body there?

2023
01:29:29,440 --> 01:29:32,440
In my mind as well. That's- I'm sorry to put a dampener on it for you there, guys.

2024
01:29:33,440 --> 01:29:38,440
Sorry to put a dampener on it. But I mean, is it not human and normal just to be a little bit sceptical about stone?

2025
01:29:38,440 --> 01:29:40,440
I'm sceptical about stuff that's just been fucking-

2026
01:29:42,440 --> 01:29:47,440
Popped out of the ether in a year. And then plunged into your veins at peace.

2027
01:29:48,440 --> 01:29:50,440
It's a crazy world, guys. It's a crazy world.

2028
01:29:52,440 --> 01:29:55,440
Right, let's go through these double doors and see what's gonna happen.

2029
01:29:56,440 --> 01:30:03,440
I reckon there's gonna be a zombie or two in here who are gonna get absolutely flake-housed by a- a machine gun.

2030
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:06,440
Big tripod. Thanks very much. I want whatever coffee you're having, Francis.

2031
01:30:07,440 --> 01:30:09,440
Cheers for the stream. As always.

2032
01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:16,440
I was gonna head to a garage- a local garage which would have been a five-minute drive away.

2033
01:30:16,440 --> 01:30:21,440
A five-minute drive to get what is known as an eye-opener.

2034
01:30:21,440 --> 01:30:25,440
That's their strongest batch of machine coffee.

2035
01:30:26,440 --> 01:30:35,440
I opted for a closer option. I went to a convenience store for all the American- all the American viewers out there. That- that's a shop.

2036
01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,440
And to the Irish viewers there, that's a convenience store.

2037
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,440
And we've got another memorandum there. It's a classic.

2038
01:30:42,440 --> 01:30:46,440
So I didn't go to the- the shop to get the- the fucking place to get the eye-opener.

2039
01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:50,440
I went and said to the closer shop to get a brand of coffee.

2040
01:30:51,440 --> 01:30:55,440
I'm not gonna say the name of the brand because I don't want to give them free advertising.

2041
01:30:56,440 --> 01:31:05,440
But let's just say- to be honest with you, and to be frank with you, it's okay but not as good as the eye-opener I would have gotten the other place.

2042
01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:10,440
So that's the brand of coffee. You know what I'm talking about there.

2043
01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,440
And uh, if I could be arsed- if I had-

2044
01:31:15,440 --> 01:31:21,440
Enough time, patience, and was arsed pissing money away on a- an amazing machine, then I would do that.

2045
01:31:21,440 --> 01:31:28,440
But I- it's the upkeep. It's the cleaning. It's the maintenance. It's the cost of probably repairing these things.

2046
01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:30,440
Like I'm not a barista.

2047
01:31:31,440 --> 01:31:32,440
So I'm not gonna be doing that.

2048
01:31:32,440 --> 01:31:35,440
And I seen Heston Blumenthal selling his own coffee machine.

2049
01:31:35,440 --> 01:31:37,440
They're like nearly a grand.

2050
01:31:38,440 --> 01:31:39,440
Who the hell-

2051
01:31:39,440 --> 01:31:40,440
Like-

2052
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:45,440
I'm not even- I'm not even gonna buy a PS5 until they go down in price.

2053
01:31:45,440 --> 01:31:48,440
So I'm not gonna be buying a machine that makes cups of coffee.

2054
01:31:49,440 --> 01:31:54,440
Like- there's people- I don't understand people who spend over a grand on a fucking phone.

2055
01:31:54,440 --> 01:31:55,440
On an iPhone.

2056
01:31:56,440 --> 01:31:57,440
D'you know?

2057
01:31:58,440 --> 01:32:00,440
To me, anything over four-

2058
01:32:00,440 --> 01:32:02,440
Four hundred maybe four-

2059
01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:03,440
I don't know-

2060
01:32:03,440 --> 01:32:05,440
Yeah, is it four fifty or four sixty that one?

2061
01:32:05,440 --> 01:32:07,440
That's a lot of money to be paying for a fucking phone.

2062
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:08,440
A grand!

2063
01:32:08,440 --> 01:32:11,440
You could get a computer nearly for that.

2064
01:32:11,440 --> 01:32:14,440
You could get a good PC, a great solid laptop.

2065
01:32:14,440 --> 01:32:23,440
You could probably get a kind of mid to bottom- to mid-range gaming laptop for the price of an iPhone.

2066
01:32:23,440 --> 01:32:25,440
Like top of the range jam.

2067
01:32:25,440 --> 01:32:26,440
Like top of the range jam.

2068
01:32:26,440 --> 01:32:27,440
*Scoffs*

2069
01:32:31,440 --> 01:32:33,440
French press is good enough-

2070
01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:34,440
French press is good enough-

2071
01:32:34,440 --> 01:32:35,440
Look, I've tried the French press.

2072
01:32:35,440 --> 01:32:39,440
What I don't like is the- the- the schlock and the bits at the bottom.

2073
01:32:40,440 --> 01:32:44,440
And then you might end up with schlock and bits in your fucking thing as well if the filter isn't as good.

2074
01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:45,440
I've tried that.

2075
01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:46,440
Thanks for the tip though.

2076
01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:48,440
I mean, thanks for the message.

2077
01:32:48,440 --> 01:32:51,440
Thank you very much for Thieko Modo for the tip there.

2078
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:52,440
Thanks for the great crack you say.

2079
01:32:52,440 --> 01:32:53,440
Look, wha-

2080
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:55,440
Whether or not it's great crack now is subjective.

2081
01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,440
Well I wanna tell you I'm having a great time.

2082
01:32:57,440 --> 01:33:04,440
Maybe this early morning shenanigan is a way forward from now on, you know?

2083
01:33:04,440 --> 01:33:07,440
Maybe as well it's not like there's as much pressure on-

2084
01:33:07,440 --> 01:33:10,440
It doesn't feel like there's any pressure on- on an evening.

2085
01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:14,440
If you do a stream on an evening, there's so many viewers then as well.

2086
01:33:14,440 --> 01:33:16,440
It's too much.

2087
01:33:16,440 --> 01:33:18,440
Do you know?

2088
01:33:18,440 --> 01:33:23,440
It's like- it's like I feel like I have to keep the pace going along the whole time.

2089
01:33:23,440 --> 01:33:27,440
But this is more of a- you can just chat shy and fucking not worry about it.

2090
01:33:27,440 --> 01:33:29,440
Brooklyn Lukey thank you very much.

2091
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:35,440
Not that I'm not worried about making great, unbelievable gameplay entertainment memories for you.

2092
01:33:36,440 --> 01:33:39,440
So let's keep this police memorandum going.

2093
01:33:39,440 --> 01:33:42,440
And this is dedicated to Brooklyn Lukey.

2094
01:33:42,440 --> 01:33:51,440
An amazing, full factual force of stream supportage technology.

2095
01:33:51,440 --> 01:33:54,440
An unbelievable presence.

2096
01:33:55,440 --> 01:33:58,440
Not day or stream goes by nearly.

2097
01:33:58,440 --> 01:33:59,440
Without...

2098
01:34:01,440 --> 01:34:04,440
Some amazing support from Brooklyn Lukey.

2099
01:34:05,440 --> 01:34:07,440
And Thieko Modo thank you very much and Big Tripod as well.

2100
01:34:07,440 --> 01:34:08,440
Let's get this going on.

2101
01:34:08,440 --> 01:34:10,440
Someone said JBP again JP.

2102
01:34:10,440 --> 01:34:13,440
Look Steven it's- it can't happen just yet.

2103
01:34:15,440 --> 01:34:19,440
I mean what I haven't done- maybe I could- maybe we could hip hop it up.

2104
01:34:19,440 --> 01:34:21,440
Give me a second here.

2105
01:34:23,440 --> 01:34:27,440
If this goes tits up now and I can't- the buttons don't work.

2106
01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:31,440
It'll be an awful searing indictment into the stream.

2107
01:34:34,440 --> 01:34:35,440
Alright let me have a look here.

2108
01:34:35,440 --> 01:34:44,440
We go to history and get the uh- we need some- what we need are beats that aren't gonna get us taken down by YouTube copyright police.

2109
01:34:46,440 --> 01:34:49,440
Because believe it or not it's not just videos that they're taking you down for now.

2110
01:34:49,440 --> 01:34:50,440
It's beats.

2111
01:34:51,440 --> 01:34:56,440
And also I remember telling you there's a guy called fucking uh something beats.

2112
01:34:57,440 --> 01:34:59,440
He kept on emailing me and says do you want beats man? Come on.

2113
01:34:59,440 --> 01:35:02,440
And he was getting more pushy with his emails going.

2114
01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:03,440
You're not responding me man.

2115
01:35:03,440 --> 01:35:04,440
You're not responding me.

2116
01:35:04,440 --> 01:35:07,440
I'm gonna open up the email now and read them to you.

2117
01:35:08,440 --> 01:35:11,440
Absolute- wait until you hear the neck of this guy.

2118
01:35:11,440 --> 01:35:12,440
Dilith thank you very much.

2119
01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:15,440
A 9 mil Jill und Flem bag.

2120
01:35:16,440 --> 01:35:18,440
Spock! Spock! Spock!

2121
01:35:18,440 --> 01:35:19,440
Spock!

2122
01:35:21,440 --> 01:35:22,440
Ehm.

2123
01:35:26,440 --> 01:35:29,440
This is a guy I read his email on stream before.

2124
01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:34,440
Because it was just- it was too much.

2125
01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:41,440
SK thank you very much.

2126
01:35:42,440 --> 01:35:43,440
Thank you very very much.

2127
01:35:44,440 --> 01:35:45,440
Ffff- ah fuck.

2128
01:35:46,440 --> 01:35:49,440
I filtered out the fucking emails cause I didn't wanna see them again.

2129
01:35:50,440 --> 01:35:52,440
And now I've lost the fucking email.

2130
01:35:52,440 --> 01:35:53,440
Wait a sec. If I search it maybe.

2131
01:35:53,440 --> 01:35:54,440
OJB- I've got a load of them.

2132
01:35:56,440 --> 01:36:03,440
For some reason beat makers out there think that I want them to send me beats.

2133
01:36:03,440 --> 01:36:08,440
And I don't know how it's happening but there's a load of people giving me grief.

2134
01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:12,440
Stash Jones! Here we are Stash Jones.

2135
01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:14,440
I have the emails here guys.

2136
01:36:15,440 --> 01:36:17,440
22nd of July. 25th of July.

2137
01:36:18,440 --> 01:36:19,440
Thank you.

2138
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:19,440
Thank you.

2139
01:36:19,440 --> 01:36:21,440
Okay the last email I got from Stash Jones was uh...

2140
01:36:22,440 --> 01:36:23,440
Just making sure you saw this.

2141
01:36:24,440 --> 01:36:25,440
Thanks Liam Duffball.

2142
01:36:25,440 --> 01:36:26,440
Very very kind ya.

2143
01:36:26,440 --> 01:36:27,440
Thanks for keeping up the streams.

2144
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:29,440
Thank you very much for the- for the tip.

2145
01:36:30,440 --> 01:36:31,440
And Koolnoor.

2146
01:36:31,440 --> 01:36:32,440
Viper Horse Racing is amazing.

2147
01:36:32,440 --> 01:36:33,440
Thank you very much.

2148
01:36:33,440 --> 01:36:34,440
Hey! Viper Horse Racing.

2149
01:36:35,440 --> 01:36:36,440
Maybe Gallop Racer for the PS2.

2150
01:36:37,440 --> 01:36:39,440
Is a game we could play later on.

2151
01:36:39,440 --> 01:36:40,440
And 9 to 4.

2152
01:36:40,440 --> 01:36:42,440
Imagine losing it all.

2153
01:36:42,440 --> 01:36:43,440
The house.

2154
01:36:43,440 --> 01:36:44,440
The car.

2155
01:36:44,440 --> 01:36:45,440
The money.

2156
01:36:45,440 --> 01:36:46,440
The kids.

2157
01:36:46,440 --> 01:36:47,440
The wife.

2158
01:36:47,440 --> 01:36:48,440
Everything.

2159
01:36:49,440 --> 01:36:50,440
On a- on a nag.

2160
01:36:51,440 --> 01:36:52,440
At the track.

2161
01:36:52,440 --> 01:36:53,440
Wheelan Lad.

2162
01:36:53,440 --> 01:36:54,440
Thank you very much on Koolnoor.

2163
01:36:54,440 --> 01:36:55,440
Good morning to all of you.

2164
01:36:55,440 --> 01:36:56,440
I hope you're getting on well.

2165
01:36:56,440 --> 01:37:00,440
Stash Jones emailed me the other day saying just- just make sure you see this.

2166
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:02,440
Just making sure you saw this.

2167
01:37:02,440 --> 01:37:03,440
Yeah I seen it.

2168
01:37:04,440 --> 01:37:06,440
He's- he's pushing me like you know the email before that.

2169
01:37:06,440 --> 01:37:07,440
Hey!

2170
01:37:07,440 --> 01:37:08,440
Thanks for the tip.

2171
01:37:08,440 --> 01:37:09,440
Hey! As if he knows me.

2172
01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:10,440
I don't know who this guy is.

2173
01:37:10,440 --> 01:37:11,440
Easty. Thank you very much.

2174
01:37:13,440 --> 01:37:15,440
How do you like your eggs in the morning?

2175
01:37:16,440 --> 01:37:17,440
I like mine with the stream.

2176
01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:22,440
Hey! Haven't spoken to you in a little bit.

2177
01:37:22,440 --> 01:37:23,440
We've never spoken.

2178
01:37:23,440 --> 01:37:24,440
He says.

2179
01:37:24,440 --> 01:37:26,440
Just following up on our previous convo.

2180
01:37:26,440 --> 01:37:28,440
I've never had a conversation with this man.

2181
01:37:28,440 --> 01:37:31,440
I remember I was really liking your content.

2182
01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:33,440
Don't remember that.

2183
01:37:33,440 --> 01:37:36,440
How's everything going with the music?

2184
01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:37,440
Question mark.

2185
01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:38,440
Music?

2186
01:37:38,440 --> 01:37:39,440
When have I made music?

2187
01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:43,440
That was a Stash Jones email there.

2188
01:37:43,440 --> 01:37:45,440
I'm gonna search for more Stash Jones stuff here.

2189
01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:46,440
Stash.

2190
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:48,440
Jones.

2191
01:37:53,440 --> 01:37:57,440
And then we've got another one that goes back to 2020 again.

2192
01:37:57,440 --> 01:37:58,440
Okay.

2193
01:37:58,440 --> 01:37:59,440
Hi.

2194
01:37:59,440 --> 01:38:00,440
I saw that you're an artist.

2195
01:38:00,440 --> 01:38:04,440
Feel free to check out my site if you're currently shopping for beats.

2196
01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:08,440
So that's how the whole thing started back in 2020.

2197
01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:09,440
In June 2020.

2198
01:38:09,440 --> 01:38:10,440
Last year.

2199
01:38:10,440 --> 01:38:12,440
Just making sure you saw this.

2200
01:38:12,440 --> 01:38:13,440
Another email he sent after that in 2020.

2201
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:13,440
And then another one came.

2202
01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:14,440
The 26th of June.

2203
01:38:14,440 --> 01:38:15,440
A day later.

2204
01:38:15,440 --> 01:38:16,440
The first one was the 19th.

2205
01:38:16,440 --> 01:38:17,440
Then the 25th.

2206
01:38:17,440 --> 01:38:18,440
And then a day later.

2207
01:38:18,440 --> 01:38:19,440
Another email from Stash Jones.

2208
01:38:19,440 --> 01:38:20,440
A man I've never met or talked to.

2209
01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:21,440
I've reached out a couple of times but I haven't heard back.

2210
01:38:21,440 --> 01:38:22,440
Did you get my email?

2211
01:38:22,440 --> 01:38:23,440
Question mark.

2212
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:23,440
Thank God.

2213
01:38:23,440 --> 01:38:24,440
Thank God.

2214
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,440
Get the fucking hint.

2215
01:38:25,440 --> 01:38:26,440
I'm not emailing you back.

2216
01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:27,440
Thanks very much.

2217
01:38:27,440 --> 01:38:28,440
Big tripod there for the tip.

2218
01:38:28,440 --> 01:38:29,440
Then another one on the 26th of June.

2219
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:30,440
The same day.

2220
01:38:30,440 --> 01:38:31,440
10 or 12 hours after that one where he says.

2221
01:38:31,440 --> 01:38:32,440
Did you get my email?

2222
01:38:32,440 --> 01:38:33,440
He wrote.

2223
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:33,440
Oh no.

2224
01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:34,440
I wrote back to him.

2225
01:38:34,440 --> 01:38:35,440
Sorry.

2226
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:35,440
I actually caved in and wrote.

2227
01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:36,440
Hi Stash man.

2228
01:38:36,440 --> 01:38:37,440
Sorry.

2229
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:38,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2230
01:38:38,440 --> 01:38:39,440
Thanks for asking though.

2231
01:38:39,440 --> 01:38:40,440
Good luck.

2232
01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,440
Good luck.

2233
01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2234
01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:43,440
Thanks for asking though.

2235
01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:44,440
Good luck.

2236
01:38:44,440 --> 01:38:45,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2237
01:38:45,440 --> 01:38:46,440
Thanks for asking though.

2238
01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:47,440
Good luck.

2239
01:38:47,440 --> 01:38:48,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2240
01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:49,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2241
01:38:49,440 --> 01:38:50,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2242
01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:51,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2243
01:38:51,440 --> 01:38:52,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2244
01:38:52,440 --> 01:38:53,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2245
01:38:53,440 --> 01:38:54,440
Hi Stash man.

2246
01:38:54,440 --> 01:38:55,440
Sorry.

2247
01:38:55,440 --> 01:38:56,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2248
01:38:56,440 --> 01:38:57,440
I'm not looking for any beats.

2249
01:38:57,440 --> 01:38:58,440
Thanks for asking though.

2250
01:38:58,440 --> 01:38:59,440
Good luck man.

2251
01:38:59,440 --> 01:39:00,440
Then that was him for a year.

2252
01:39:00,440 --> 01:39:02,440
He hasn't come back until the other day.

2253
01:39:02,440 --> 01:39:07,440
And now Stash Jones is beginning to fucking get onto me again.

2254
01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:10,440
That's the saga of that one anyway.

2255
01:39:10,440 --> 01:39:13,440
Let me get this police memorandum up and running.

2256
01:39:13,440 --> 01:39:15,440
Maybe we get this other camera up and running.

2257
01:39:15,440 --> 01:39:18,440
It's a secondary camera which is a hip hop camera.

2258
01:39:18,440 --> 01:39:20,440
Let's see if we can get it going here.

2259
01:39:20,440 --> 01:39:22,440
El Gato.

2260
01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:29,440
Turn the Elgato on there. Can you turn that Elgato on?

2261
01:39:33,680 --> 01:39:48,680
That's not gonna work. There's a bit of a curtain there as well. Police memorandum. I need to turn off my face on that one. And then maybe move the Delgato over here.

2262
01:39:48,680 --> 01:40:05,860
Police memorandum. Put that there. Yes. Now we get our beat going. Big tripod, how are you? Big fan. Bit of a McCourt and honest coffee. I get you. I catch your drift.

2263
01:40:05,860 --> 01:40:20,020
We tip on the French pass to get rid of the silt. Stir after four minutes then leave for five, ten minutes. French press, sorry you say. And then gently plunging it and pouring. Let all collect at the bottom. Makes a world of difference.

2264
01:40:20,360 --> 01:40:32,980
Thanks very much. Look, I'm well aware here. I've been talking about emails that you can't see and you have no interest in. And also, French press. No one's interested in the French press, I don't think, at the moment. Only me and you, Big Tripod.

2265
01:40:32,980 --> 01:40:43,060
So what we'll do is race on and truck on with this hip hop memorandum. Let's have a look here. West. Put the shine on. Happy, inspirational, funky.

2266
01:40:49,220 --> 01:41:14,220
That's too fast. That's too fast. That's too fast. Is it? That's too fast. What about this? What about this? What about this here? I like that one. Sounds okay.

2267
01:41:14,220 --> 01:41:40,220
Waitin' for that shit to drop. Yeah. It's too fast. I can't.

2268
01:41:40,220 --> 01:42:06,220
That sounded like something from, oh these aren't hip hop that's why, fucking hell, no wonder I wasn't being able to get the right beats going.

2269
01:42:06,220 --> 01:42:09,540
Hip hop and rap, here we go, apply that.

2270
01:42:09,540 --> 01:42:19,460
Yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, alright, you know what time it is y'all.

2271
01:42:19,760 --> 01:42:24,620
20 past 10 on a Saturday morning of a Saturday morning, what, what?

2272
01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:30,900
You came along tonight, you want to make things right, we're playing Resident Evil, it's a good game, it's not shite.

2273
01:42:30,900 --> 01:42:36,960
Although people born after 1998 probably have a lot of hate in their hearts for this kind of crack.

2274
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:43,040
But Francis is back. I'm gonna take no, not gonna take no for an answer. That shit is whack.

2275
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:47,160
And this is a letter. Listen what I'm saying y'all.

2276
01:42:47,340 --> 01:42:53,820
This letter is just to inform everyone about the recent movement of equipment that has happened during the precinct rearrangement.

2277
01:42:53,820 --> 01:42:57,260
Fucking deranged. Seeking derangements.

2278
01:42:57,260 --> 01:43:08,680
Next page there. Next page please.

2279
01:43:08,680 --> 01:43:32,100
On the first floor. On the first floor. 2236 is the code to bad luck. It's a prefix. Look, I knew what I was doing when I went to that lockbox. Didn't need a memorandum to remind me of the fox. The fox in this is me. Yeah. This isn't TV3. You stink.

2280
01:43:34,540 --> 01:44:01,540
You stink. Okay. Didn't work out for me as well as I'd imagined there. Look, it was a bit of a, it was a hard thing to get going. I wasn't anticipating on using a hip hop camera at all. There was bits of the curtain in behind me and all that kind of stuff as well. It was kind of a bad, bad, bad, bad, bad job. And look, we tried it. Didn't work out as well as I'd hoped. But it's gonna work out the next time. I can guarantee that. If it doesn't.

2281
01:44:02,340 --> 01:44:06,580
Then you have to complain or send your complaints elsewhere. I'm not listening to it.

2282
01:44:08,980 --> 01:44:17,980
We just run that game again there. Imagine, imagine we had to fucking start from the beginning again and everything was lost. I would have a mental breakdown on stream.

2283
01:44:19,260 --> 01:44:29,480
And then that would be recorded and clipped, no doubt, and uploaded to mental breakdown stream moments.ie for everyone to pour over and laugh at.

2284
01:44:31,140 --> 01:44:41,640
Let's see now. The game's moving at pace. If anyone is, if anyone is watching, this is a pace, pace-driven speedrun.

2285
01:44:41,980 --> 01:44:49,080
Stash Jones, thanks very much for the tip. Hey, I saw that you're an artist. Feel free to check out my site if you're looking for beats.

2286
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:53,800
Just making sure you saw the previous emails. I've reached out a couple of times. I haven't heard back. Did you get my emails?

2287
01:44:53,800 --> 01:45:06,440
I think what we do now is maybe we go up to the, uh, put those hearts, those jewels in the hearts of the, the beasts.

2288
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:12,140
I think you need a lighter as well. A lighter to set the fire above the fireplace.

2289
01:45:15,520 --> 01:45:19,080
Sorry there, your ears are probably absolutely crucible-istic'd.

2290
01:45:20,360 --> 01:45:26,860
It's gonna be hard to get the fucking beats going as well as maintain the, uh, an accurate portrayal of the audio levels.

2291
01:45:31,340 --> 01:45:32,440
Continue that game there.

2292
01:45:33,380 --> 01:45:37,580
Sorry about your ears there, I go, uh, goys, I was gonna say.

2293
01:45:37,820 --> 01:45:40,160
Donovan Shields, thanks very much. Any cans today?

2294
01:45:40,740 --> 01:45:44,140
Not, not yet anyway, Donovan. It's a bit early for the cans.

2295
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:49,560
Um, that might sound like a cop-out to you, but I mean, look, maybe that's just the way you're living.

2296
01:45:50,120 --> 01:45:54,560
But I hope, maybe, at some stage of the day, there might be cans.

2297
01:45:54,800 --> 01:45:55,920
I'm not really hoping.

2298
01:45:56,820 --> 01:45:59,140
More or less, like, I'll have a beer with the dinner, maybe.

2299
01:45:59,620 --> 01:46:00,820
But I'm not gonna go...

2300
01:46:02,020 --> 01:46:03,280
Fucking full on it.

2301
01:46:05,080 --> 01:46:05,400
Why?

2302
01:46:05,940 --> 01:46:10,240
Well, maybe I'd like to get up in the morning and play another fucking round of this.

2303
01:46:11,120 --> 01:46:11,420
Do you know?

2304
01:46:12,020 --> 01:46:15,880
Sorry about the swearing as well, it's 25 past 10 on a Saturday morning.

2305
01:46:15,960 --> 01:46:18,180
There's no need for the F-word this time of day.

2306
01:46:22,700 --> 01:46:25,620
And now, we have another side of the story.

2307
01:46:25,780 --> 01:46:27,260
A man with his head bitten off.

2308
01:46:27,480 --> 01:46:28,360
A clo-closure.

2309
01:46:28,540 --> 01:46:31,540
We-the cord is cut, so you can't fucking do anything there.

2310
01:46:35,040 --> 01:46:35,960
Uh, big tripod.

2311
01:46:36,680 --> 01:46:38,540
And Stash Jones, thank you very much, Donovan.

2312
01:46:40,000 --> 01:46:41,260
We've used the precinct key.

2313
01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:42,640
That's discard-that's useless.

2314
01:46:42,780 --> 01:46:43,380
We'll get rid of it.

2315
01:46:43,780 --> 01:46:44,980
It's a waste of time.

2316
01:46:50,580 --> 01:46:51,760
What's going on there?

2317
01:46:52,140 --> 01:46:54,220
GFM live kill ill pill.

2318
01:46:54,300 --> 01:46:55,220
What's going on there?

2319
01:46:55,360 --> 01:46:55,760
Viper.

2320
01:46:56,360 --> 01:46:56,640
Do-

2321
01:46:56,640 --> 01:46:58,420
There's too many-

2322
01:46:58,420 --> 01:46:58,720
Yeah.

2323
01:46:58,940 --> 01:47:00,160
It's a bad scenario.

2324
01:47:00,360 --> 01:47:01,820
GF-GFM.

2325
01:47:01,920 --> 01:47:02,860
It's a bad scenario.

2326
01:47:04,080 --> 01:47:05,540
It's a bad, bad scenario.

2327
01:47:05,800 --> 01:47:09,780
If I-if I take a cursory-cursory glance over at the chat there,

2328
01:47:09,780 --> 01:47:14,280
And I can see something which is just nonsensical or it's a spam.

2329
01:47:15,020 --> 01:47:16,120
It's a bad scenario.

2330
01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:18,280
And that's it.

2331
01:47:19,600 --> 01:47:22,800
Complete and utter shadow bad scenario.

2332
01:47:22,960 --> 01:47:27,080
Now, maybe you should go and watch a stream of Shadow Dancer.

2333
01:47:27,800 --> 01:47:30,280
A very old Sega Mega Drive game.

2334
01:47:31,240 --> 01:47:36,200
And the only reason I say that is because you now live in the shadows.

2335
01:47:36,700 --> 01:47:39,300
As-in the realm of the chat, that is.

2336
01:47:39,740 --> 01:47:40,680
You're in the shadows.

2337
01:47:41,600 --> 01:47:43,940
That is to say, you can be writing whatever you want.

2338
01:47:44,660 --> 01:47:48,360
But unfortunately, nothing will ever be seen again by anyone.

2339
01:47:49,540 --> 01:47:51,380
It's a sad, sad state of affairs.

2340
01:47:53,000 --> 01:47:53,980
So really-

2341
01:47:53,980 --> 01:47:57,380
And I'm not sure whether or not I should be left in charge of this.

2342
01:47:57,680 --> 01:47:58,720
Because mostly-

2343
01:47:58,720 --> 01:48:00,680
Most of the time, moderators do that.

2344
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:04,440
But as I've told you before, I don't like using moderators.

2345
01:48:04,780 --> 01:48:08,180
I prefer just to be able to do the stream myself without using these guys.

2346
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:11,220
Because I don't want to have-

2347
01:48:11,220 --> 01:48:14,220
To have people who I'm having to-

2348
01:48:14,220 --> 01:48:17,500
Or-or as if they're, like, you know, doing a job.

2349
01:48:17,580 --> 01:48:18,520
I don't like that.

2350
01:48:18,520 --> 01:48:21,260
But if it becomes too much of a-

2351
01:48:21,260 --> 01:48:24,040
A-a-a fucking stream where there's a thousand people in it.

2352
01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:25,380
It's like-

2353
01:48:25,380 --> 01:48:27,900
Too many people start writing stupid stuff.

2354
01:48:28,180 --> 01:48:30,860
And then I'm not interested in policing the chat.

2355
01:48:30,980 --> 01:48:33,460
Because I'm trying to get the stream to look good.

2356
01:48:34,480 --> 01:48:38,880
So then I'm thinking, maybe the people who are good chatters.

2357
01:48:38,960 --> 01:48:41,240
Good-pe-people who are just good solid folk.

2358
01:48:41,880 --> 01:48:44,560
Might want to take those-those people out.

2359
01:48:45,560 --> 01:48:48,500
And, uh, I don't look at that then as-

2360
01:48:48,500 --> 01:48:51,100
Anyone doing me a favor.

2361
01:48:51,240 --> 01:48:52,980
I look at it more as-

2362
01:48:52,980 --> 01:48:58,120
People are doing themselves a favor because they just want a nice environment to be in.

2363
01:49:00,120 --> 01:49:03,340
The ECG is well dodgy, says Andrew Mooney.

2364
01:49:03,440 --> 01:49:04,640
The ECG is fine.

2365
01:49:04,740 --> 01:49:05,760
It says fine, man.

2366
01:49:05,760 --> 01:49:05,920
I don't know.

2367
01:49:05,920 --> 01:49:09,500
Have you ever seen a good- an electrocardiograph in the hospital?

2368
01:49:09,940 --> 01:49:11,260
It only has three settings.

2369
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:13,140
Fine, caution, and danger.

2370
01:49:14,540 --> 01:49:16,220
Armagh, thank you very much for that.

2371
01:49:16,220 --> 01:49:17,260
And Donovan Shields.

2372
01:49:17,260 --> 01:49:18,420
I hope you're getting on well.

2373
01:49:23,160 --> 01:49:24,540
Let's have a look here now.

2374
01:49:27,160 --> 01:49:28,480
So we have the lighter.

2375
01:49:28,480 --> 01:49:32,680
That's a great scenario because what that's going to allow us to do is set fire to things.

2376
01:49:33,480 --> 01:49:35,640
I don't know if you've ever set fire to stuff before.

2377
01:49:35,900 --> 01:49:36,740
It's great crack.

2378
01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:47,020
But make sure you do exercise that, uh, you know, privilege of being able to set things aflame with dramatic caution.

2379
01:49:47,180 --> 01:49:49,020
Because flames can kill.

2380
01:49:49,220 --> 01:49:52,300
Flames can set fire to things.

2381
01:49:53,260 --> 01:49:55,980
And that's something that I've learned in the past.

2382
01:49:56,880 --> 01:49:59,300
Now, there's a licker in here, but he's not here today.

2383
01:49:59,480 --> 01:49:59,960
That's great.

2384
01:50:00,580 --> 01:50:02,980
We can have a look and pick up this herb.

2385
01:50:03,100 --> 01:50:04,140
Maybe we might leave it.

2386
01:50:04,280 --> 01:50:06,900
We've got a great bit of business in our arsenal.

2387
01:50:07,480 --> 01:50:11,400
So I will, uh, leave the- the space free.

2388
01:50:11,940 --> 01:50:15,160
I'll take the grenade launcher and see what we can do with that there.

2389
01:50:15,540 --> 01:50:17,500
Flames can also give light and warmth.

2390
01:50:17,580 --> 01:50:21,320
That's another big positive bonus of the- of the whole fire element.

2391
01:50:22,540 --> 01:50:25,100
Probably one of my most favorite elements.

2392
01:50:25,660 --> 01:50:30,380
More so than wind and earth, but not of water.

2393
01:50:30,820 --> 01:50:36,800
Because I believe that I could try- I could survive a little bit longer without flame, but I would need water.

2394
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:39,240
Do you understand?

2395
01:50:39,820 --> 01:50:44,840
And if it's an ice cold scenario, then maybe flame would be good.

2396
01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:48,400
Because you warm up and you could make water by melting the ice with the flame.

2397
01:50:48,540 --> 01:50:50,680
So that's something that I never considered before.

2398
01:50:51,740 --> 01:50:54,540
Whether or not the size of the flame and the fire is-

2399
01:50:54,540 --> 01:50:55,120
Whoa!

2400
01:50:55,620 --> 01:50:58,600
Substantial- and that is another side of the story, okay?

2401
01:50:58,700 --> 01:51:03,960
A game which can still provoke that kind of reaction over 20 years later.

2402
01:51:04,460 --> 01:51:06,100
Nearly even 30 years, is it?

2403
01:51:06,100 --> 01:51:09,340
It will be nearly- it'll be 30 years in 2028.

2404
01:51:10,040 --> 01:51:11,420
That's a crazy bit of business.

2405
01:51:12,500 --> 01:51:14,100
He wasn't messing about about 8am.

2406
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:15,300
I wasn't scumbling on.

2407
01:51:15,380 --> 01:51:17,260
I tell you what, it was 8.35.

2408
01:51:17,620 --> 01:51:21,660
Even though I was up at 8am, I've recounted the tale again and again.

2409
01:51:21,780 --> 01:51:26,160
I went to get the coffee from the local convenience store to our American friends.

2410
01:51:26,600 --> 01:51:27,540
And now I'm at...

2411
01:51:27,540 --> 01:51:32,860
Sorry. A bit of porridge.

2412
01:51:33,680 --> 01:51:35,820
An oat from the porridge which wasn't cooked.

2413
01:51:37,180 --> 01:51:40,620
Just a stray raw oat was in the back of the throat there.

2414
01:51:41,520 --> 01:51:43,080
And nearly choked there.

2415
01:51:45,620 --> 01:51:48,440
Now we can hear a bit of shuffling upstairs. Maybe it's the dog or something.

2416
01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:52,880
Look, I wasn't joking. We're here.

2417
01:51:53,160 --> 01:51:55,740
And this game is a long way old.

2418
01:51:55,960 --> 01:52:00,060
And it can still provoke a reaction which is at times scary.

2419
01:52:00,280 --> 01:52:02,160
At other times melancholic.

2420
01:52:02,680 --> 01:52:07,560
And never more than ever important for the time we're living.

2421
01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:12,980
Especially considering what's been going on in the world with COVID and Afghanistan as well.

2422
01:52:15,240 --> 01:52:18,360
I really couldn't have predicted what was going to happen in Afghanistan.

2423
01:52:18,560 --> 01:52:19,760
I didn't think that was going to happen.

2424
01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:22,700
And I'm really, really concerned.

2425
01:52:23,320 --> 01:52:25,060
Liam Duffball, I hope you're getting on well.

2426
01:52:25,180 --> 01:52:29,480
Can you do a shout out to the nephew Jake who's watching the stream from a fishing trawler in the Atlantic?

2427
01:52:29,660 --> 01:52:30,380
Is he fuck?

2428
01:52:31,320 --> 01:52:32,360
Sorry about that, Liam.

2429
01:52:33,760 --> 01:52:39,760
That was a blatant disregard for your sentiment.

2430
01:52:40,480 --> 01:52:42,840
Maybe you're just having a laugh.

2431
01:52:42,840 --> 01:52:49,780
I really can't believe that someone is on a fishing trawler in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean watching this.

2432
01:52:50,580 --> 01:52:53,880
And if he is, if they are, I want to say a big shout out to you, Jake.

2433
01:52:54,240 --> 01:53:00,740
If you are, Jake, is there any way at all you could provide any kind of proof?

2434
01:53:00,940 --> 01:53:01,740
It would be great.

2435
01:53:02,320 --> 01:53:04,300
Does this go against GDPR?

2436
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:06,360
Is that a European thing?

2437
01:53:07,500 --> 01:53:11,920
I'd love to see a picture of the stream in the middle of the Atlantic.

2438
01:53:12,140 --> 01:53:16,420
Like just on, if you're watching on a phone, is it a way of seeing this image here?

2439
01:53:16,580 --> 01:53:20,880
My face on a fucking phone or a screen in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

2440
01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:26,580
Thanks for the tip.

2441
01:53:31,580 --> 01:53:32,820
Sigma Steve, thanks very much.

2442
01:53:32,860 --> 01:53:35,060
I'm just going to hold this pose for a moment or two here.

2443
01:53:43,960 --> 01:53:44,900
Thanks very much there.

2444
01:53:45,020 --> 01:53:46,320
Sigma Steve, how you vibe?

2445
01:53:46,480 --> 01:53:48,000
What's the deal with airplane food?

2446
01:53:48,140 --> 01:53:50,320
I don't know, but there's a joke in there I'd say somewhere.

2447
01:53:50,700 --> 01:53:52,780
Thanks very much for the tip, Sigma Steve.

2448
01:53:53,080 --> 01:53:55,680
I hope you're getting on well, Donovan Shield.

2449
01:53:55,680 --> 01:53:58,920
Who says, where can I find Camoge?

2450
01:53:59,020 --> 01:53:59,640
I don't know.

2451
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:00,220
There's no way.

2452
01:54:00,320 --> 01:54:02,560
I don't have that video on my channel.

2453
01:54:02,660 --> 01:54:03,300
It was a Republic.

2454
01:54:03,360 --> 01:54:04,220
It was done for another.

2455
01:54:05,360 --> 01:54:06,840
It was done for RTE.

2456
01:54:07,200 --> 01:54:11,460
And they have, there's a rake of videos I did for them called Viper Higgins Diaries.

2457
01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:12,880
I have one of them.

2458
01:54:13,200 --> 01:54:14,600
I was allowed to put it up on the channel.

2459
01:54:15,020 --> 01:54:17,040
The others, they were for RTE.

2460
01:54:17,620 --> 01:54:21,560
Yet again, another instance of Viper's Castletown Diaries.

2461
01:54:21,860 --> 01:54:25,220
There's one where I met as well, the Easter Bunny and St. Patrick.

2462
01:54:25,220 --> 01:54:29,340
They have been shielded.

2463
01:54:30,300 --> 01:54:33,320
The rights to those things have been shielded.

2464
01:54:33,900 --> 01:54:36,280
I'm sure I could fucking upload them again, maybe.

2465
01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:38,460
Angel of the Flames, thank you very much.

2466
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:40,260
And Liam Duffball, thank you very much.

2467
01:54:41,120 --> 01:54:48,080
I did five videos for UTV as well on the tensions in the communities up there.

2468
01:54:48,080 --> 01:54:55,580
I did one on the backstory and history of UTV during the Troubles.

2469
01:54:55,980 --> 01:55:00,640
And I also did a Troubles documentary about Julian Simmons.

2470
01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:03,900
And that was a troubling, troubling thing.

2471
01:55:04,260 --> 01:55:06,740
I'd love to be able to upload these to YouTube, but I can't.

2472
01:55:07,660 --> 01:55:08,960
I am deadlocked, I'm afraid.

2473
01:55:10,680 --> 01:55:12,180
But I gotta tell you something else.

2474
01:55:12,260 --> 01:55:16,160
Julian was top class, a real professional.

2475
01:55:17,280 --> 01:55:20,460
And he was very, very into Resident Evil 3 as well.

2476
01:55:21,500 --> 01:55:23,060
He didn't like the first two games, he said.

2477
01:55:23,740 --> 01:55:26,740
But he really, really loved Resident Evil 3.

2478
01:55:27,080 --> 01:55:31,120
He said that he would wake up on a weekday morning at half past six

2479
01:55:31,120 --> 01:55:34,600
and watch the previous night's edition of Coronation Street

2480
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:40,140
whilst practicing his kind of camp introductions into the mirror

2481
01:55:40,140 --> 01:55:44,560
whilst Jim MacDonald would be there just doing his thing.

2482
01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:46,300
He was a big, big fan of Jim.

2483
01:55:46,660 --> 01:55:47,920
Anaconda G, thanks very much.

2484
01:55:47,960 --> 01:55:49,600
Another big fan of Jim MacDonald.

2485
01:55:50,340 --> 01:55:50,980
Anaconda G.

2486
01:55:51,800 --> 01:55:54,980
And a big supporter of Jim MacDonald as well through the ages.

2487
01:55:55,580 --> 01:56:00,840
It was actually Anaconda G that got Jim MacDonald into acting.

2488
01:56:00,840 --> 01:56:02,120
back in the day.

2489
01:56:03,220 --> 01:56:08,040
And he owes a lot of, you know, what he's achieved to Anaconda G.

2490
01:56:08,120 --> 01:56:08,980
Thanks very much for that.

2491
01:56:09,040 --> 01:56:10,720
And Shake Your Booty, thanks for the stream of it.

2492
01:56:10,780 --> 01:56:11,680
I wish I could give you more.

2493
01:56:11,900 --> 01:56:14,320
Look, I don't, I'm not asking for anything.

2494
01:56:14,980 --> 01:56:16,200
And thank you very much for watching.

2495
01:56:16,620 --> 01:56:17,300
Buck Mulligan.

2496
01:56:17,700 --> 01:56:18,460
Why no village?

2497
01:56:18,580 --> 01:56:21,120
I was enjoying you watching, trying to conceal your terror.

2498
01:56:21,220 --> 01:56:21,580
Yeah, I know.

2499
01:56:21,640 --> 01:56:23,640
We might play that again, but it's on reels, man.

2500
01:56:23,640 --> 01:56:26,200
It's on reels and it lacks heart.

2501
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:29,420
But I mean, that's only from my first impressions.

2502
01:56:29,560 --> 01:56:31,380
I can't really account for what the hell.

2503
01:56:31,820 --> 01:56:32,420
Seen that?

2504
01:56:33,920 --> 01:56:34,840
Jim MacDonald?

2505
01:56:35,380 --> 01:56:36,720
Rubber baseball bat.

2506
01:56:38,780 --> 01:56:39,720
Look at this.

2507
01:56:42,380 --> 01:56:44,440
Guy's about to get fucking Jim MacDonald.

2508
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:47,480
What?

2509
01:56:47,880 --> 01:56:49,980
How would a grenade launcher not take him down?

2510
01:56:51,060 --> 01:56:52,580
His fucking head's come off now though.

2511
01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:55,180
Sorry about the swearing this early in the day.

2512
01:56:55,220 --> 01:56:55,780
It's not right.

2513
01:56:56,700 --> 01:56:58,780
Not right and it won't be tolerated.

2514
01:57:03,120 --> 01:57:05,920
Dr. Michael Stone of Scale of Evil fame.

2515
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,740
Did you play the Resi 3 remake?

2516
01:57:07,860 --> 01:57:08,380
I didn't.

2517
01:57:08,740 --> 01:57:09,320
And do you know what?

2518
01:57:09,460 --> 01:57:11,740
I much prefer really to play the...

2519
01:57:11,740 --> 01:57:18,160
I'm much prefer to play the fucking Resident Evil 3 from 1999 slash 2000 whenever it was released.

2520
01:57:18,620 --> 01:57:22,100
Resident Evil 3 Nemesis as it's known in the biz.

2521
01:57:22,220 --> 01:57:26,900
And we can go hip hop here because we have another memorandum side to the story.

2522
01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:28,220
Let's have a little look here.

2523
01:57:28,280 --> 01:57:30,980
If we get this hip hop cam going.

2524
01:57:31,620 --> 01:57:32,700
Put that there.

2525
01:57:33,240 --> 01:57:34,820
It's going to be a great scenario.

2526
01:57:35,080 --> 01:57:35,700
I hope.

2527
01:57:39,620 --> 01:57:40,460
Thanks for the Jim.

2528
01:57:40,660 --> 01:57:41,620
Yeah there's a rake of...

2529
01:57:41,620 --> 01:57:42,580
Donovan Shields.

2530
01:57:42,580 --> 01:57:43,800
There's a rake of videos.

2531
01:57:44,160 --> 01:57:45,060
That I have.

2532
01:57:45,460 --> 01:57:45,880
That I...

2533
01:57:45,880 --> 01:57:46,320
I...

2534
01:57:46,320 --> 01:57:46,820
I'm not.

2535
01:57:46,940 --> 01:57:48,240
Because they're...

2536
01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:49,280
They were made by other...

2537
01:57:49,280 --> 01:57:50,900
In fact the Russia Today ones.

2538
01:57:51,440 --> 01:57:53,080
They were the first collection of videos.

2539
01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:54,180
The ones that I've recently done.

2540
01:57:54,240 --> 01:57:58,100
The first collection of videos that I was able to put them up on my own Steam.

2541
01:57:59,100 --> 01:58:01,540
On my own Steam as well as on their Steam.

2542
01:58:02,500 --> 01:58:03,100
Let's have a look here.

2543
01:58:03,140 --> 01:58:04,960
We'll get rid of this Steam cam here.

2544
01:58:06,460 --> 01:58:09,700
Some electrifying pace here in this Resident Evil play along.

2545
01:58:10,080 --> 01:58:11,040
It's a crazy bit of business.

2546
01:58:11,700 --> 01:58:14,240
Let's see if we can get some hip hop tunage going as well there.

2547
01:58:17,460 --> 01:58:18,080
Come on.

2548
01:58:20,500 --> 01:58:20,940
Yeah.

2549
01:58:21,520 --> 01:58:21,920
Alright.

2550
01:58:22,220 --> 01:58:22,580
Alright.

2551
01:58:22,900 --> 01:58:23,240
Alright.

2552
01:58:23,240 --> 01:58:23,360
Alright.

2553
01:58:23,520 --> 01:58:24,800
You know what's cooking.

2554
01:58:25,280 --> 01:58:28,320
It's time to get the little bit of JP going.

2555
01:58:28,920 --> 01:58:31,080
The JP Bizler memorandum.

2556
01:58:31,440 --> 01:58:32,480
A memorandum.

2557
01:58:32,980 --> 01:58:35,240
We've just come across another little memorandum.

2558
01:58:36,160 --> 01:58:40,700
Look at where my little bit of hair touches the left hand side of the screen.

2559
01:58:41,420 --> 01:58:42,300
It's not a dream.

2560
01:58:42,700 --> 01:58:43,800
It's like a nightmare.

2561
01:58:44,600 --> 01:58:46,440
Zombies coming in through the windows.

2562
01:58:46,580 --> 01:58:48,720
They don't even care about me.

2563
01:58:48,860 --> 01:58:49,900
Or my green screen.

2564
01:58:50,060 --> 01:58:52,940
Or even the little bit of curtains at the side of the screen.

2565
01:58:53,040 --> 01:58:53,840
Should have crapped it.

2566
01:58:54,140 --> 01:58:54,920
Should have crapped it.

2567
01:58:54,960 --> 01:58:56,380
But that's the way it goes.

2568
01:58:56,680 --> 01:58:58,020
When you're trying to roll.

2569
01:58:58,020 --> 01:59:01,960
Who knows how it's gonna end up at the end of the day.

2570
01:59:02,300 --> 01:59:03,220
Not me.

2571
01:59:03,380 --> 01:59:03,940
Hey hey.

2572
01:59:04,380 --> 01:59:05,500
Let's turn around.

2573
01:59:05,860 --> 01:59:06,800
Player Redfield.

2574
01:59:07,180 --> 01:59:08,560
Put her in front of the book.

2575
01:59:08,860 --> 01:59:10,000
And then press X.

2576
01:59:10,200 --> 01:59:11,060
But it doesn't work.

2577
01:59:11,120 --> 01:59:12,440
Gonna have to X out the game.

2578
01:59:12,520 --> 01:59:13,440
Very complicated.

2579
01:59:13,920 --> 01:59:15,400
Very very very complex.

2580
01:59:16,140 --> 01:59:17,840
Then we'll run the game again.

2581
01:59:18,900 --> 01:59:21,640
And then we'll go into the memorandum.

2582
01:59:22,580 --> 01:59:23,700
Open it up.

2583
01:59:23,840 --> 01:59:24,960
Operation report.

2584
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:26,500
You cheeky little pup.

2585
01:59:27,500 --> 01:59:28,880
An operation report.

2586
01:59:28,880 --> 01:59:28,880
An operation report.

2587
01:59:29,220 --> 01:59:32,220
Issued to the raccoon city police department guys.

2588
01:59:33,320 --> 01:59:34,640
Let's have a little look.

2589
01:59:34,760 --> 01:59:35,980
With our little eyes.

2590
01:59:37,020 --> 01:59:37,800
And Jerry boy.

2591
01:59:37,880 --> 01:59:38,360
How are you?

2592
01:59:38,580 --> 01:59:39,400
Thanks for the tip.

2593
01:59:39,960 --> 01:59:40,700
Good morning Viper.

2594
01:59:40,780 --> 01:59:41,540
Have a great Sunday.

2595
01:59:41,620 --> 01:59:43,060
Would you try a bit of PSVR?

2596
01:59:43,200 --> 01:59:43,780
One of the days.

2597
01:59:43,840 --> 01:59:44,280
I would.

2598
01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:45,600
If I wasn't.

2599
01:59:45,600 --> 01:59:46,520
Too tight.

2600
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:47,120
To buy.

2601
01:59:47,120 --> 01:59:48,800
One of those machines.

2602
01:59:48,980 --> 01:59:50,380
Even though it would look.

2603
01:59:50,380 --> 01:59:51,620
Like a bit of crack.

2604
01:59:52,120 --> 01:59:54,020
I don't think that I would really.

2605
01:59:54,460 --> 01:59:55,060
Handle that.

2606
01:59:55,320 --> 01:59:57,740
Because you'd have to fucking play it with loads of games.

2607
01:59:57,820 --> 01:59:59,400
And I haven't seen any other games.

2608
01:59:59,420 --> 02:00:01,460
That are worth playing with the fucking VR thing.

2609
02:00:02,520 --> 02:00:03,540
Operation report.

2610
02:00:04,040 --> 02:00:05,180
Operation report.

2611
02:00:05,660 --> 02:00:06,440
Don't retort.

2612
02:00:06,860 --> 02:00:07,420
Here we go.

2613
02:00:07,600 --> 02:00:08,140
Here we go.

2614
02:00:08,680 --> 02:00:10,960
Can't believe we haven't even got to the fucking report yet.

2615
02:00:12,160 --> 02:00:13,260
Operation report.

2616
02:00:13,540 --> 02:00:14,860
September 26.

2617
02:00:14,860 --> 02:00:17,660
The raccoon police department was feeling sick.

2618
02:00:17,900 --> 02:00:20,120
Unexpectedly attacked by zombies.

2619
02:00:20,300 --> 02:00:21,760
Maybe have been injured.

2620
02:00:22,060 --> 02:00:23,380
Even more were killed.

2621
02:00:24,140 --> 02:00:25,160
During the attack.

2622
02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:27,320
Our communications equipment was destroyed.

2623
02:00:27,440 --> 02:00:29,080
And we no longer could look back.

2624
02:00:29,420 --> 02:00:31,500
Have to contact with the outside.

2625
02:00:32,000 --> 02:00:34,320
Have to contact with the outside.

2626
02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:37,540
We have decided to carry out an operation.

2627
02:00:37,660 --> 02:00:38,060
Where's the beats?

2628
02:00:39,360 --> 02:00:39,660
Yeah.

2629
02:00:40,320 --> 02:00:40,680
Bring it.

2630
02:00:40,680 --> 02:00:42,540
Check the mic and make sure it sound right.

2631
02:00:42,660 --> 02:00:42,960
Yeah.

2632
02:00:43,700 --> 02:00:45,040
Check the mic baby.

2633
02:00:45,380 --> 02:00:46,420
Check the mic baby.

2634
02:00:46,720 --> 02:00:47,720
Check the mic baby.

2635
02:00:48,060 --> 02:00:49,920
Is there someone called Mike in the gaff?

2636
02:00:50,060 --> 02:00:50,640
Check on him.

2637
02:00:51,080 --> 02:00:52,480
Check on him and make sure he's okay.

2638
02:00:52,860 --> 02:00:54,060
You haven't heard from him in a while.

2639
02:00:54,500 --> 02:00:55,220
Check on Mike.

2640
02:00:55,280 --> 02:00:55,720
Is he alright?

2641
02:00:56,660 --> 02:00:57,940
Is Mike okay anyone?

2642
02:00:58,020 --> 02:00:59,080
I haven't seen him in a while.

2643
02:01:01,080 --> 02:01:01,520
Yo.

2644
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:02,220
Yo.

2645
02:01:02,580 --> 02:01:02,880
Yo.

2646
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:04,280
It goes like this.

2647
02:01:04,780 --> 02:01:09,620
We have decided to carry out an operation with the intent of rescuing any possible survivors.

2648
02:01:09,620 --> 02:01:12,900
As well as to prevent this disaster from spreading beyond Raccoon City.

2649
02:01:12,900 --> 02:01:13,560
Raccoon City.

2650
02:01:13,560 --> 02:01:14,200
Raccoon City.

2651
02:01:14,200 --> 02:01:14,840
Raccoon City.

2652
02:01:14,840 --> 02:01:14,940
Raccoon City.

2653
02:01:14,940 --> 02:01:15,020
Raccoon City.

2654
02:01:15,020 --> 02:01:18,220
The details of the operation are as follows.

2655
02:01:18,220 --> 02:01:20,260
This shit ain't hollow.

2656
02:01:20,260 --> 02:01:22,540
I used to watch a film called Sleepy Hollow.

2657
02:01:22,540 --> 02:01:23,280
It was rubbish.

2658
02:01:23,280 --> 02:01:25,760
Didn't have the attention span to sit through it all.

2659
02:01:25,880 --> 02:01:27,400
Johnny Depp was in it I think.

2660
02:01:28,540 --> 02:01:29,140
I don't know.

2661
02:01:29,280 --> 02:01:30,200
Couldn't sleep awake.

2662
02:01:31,500 --> 02:01:33,540
Security of armaments and ammunition.

2663
02:01:33,680 --> 02:01:36,360
Chief Irons' voice is concerned regarding the issue of terrorism.

2664
02:01:36,600 --> 02:01:36,880
Wow.

2665
02:01:37,220 --> 02:01:39,540
Security of armaments and ammunition.

2666
02:01:39,680 --> 02:01:48,260
Chief Irons' voice is concerned regarding the issue of terrorism due to a series of recent

2667
02:01:48,260 --> 02:01:49,540
unresolved incidents.

2668
02:01:49,540 --> 02:01:54,600
On the very day before the zombies attack he made a decision to relocate all the weapons.

2669
02:01:54,680 --> 02:01:54,960
Scattered.

2670
02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:55,680
Scattered.

2671
02:01:55,960 --> 02:01:56,320
Scattered.

2672
02:01:56,640 --> 02:01:57,000
Scattered.

2673
02:01:57,300 --> 02:01:57,580
Scattered.

2674
02:01:57,800 --> 02:01:59,020
Next page please.

2675
02:01:59,700 --> 02:02:03,740
Intervals throughout the building as a temporary measure to prevent the possible seizure.

2676
02:02:03,940 --> 02:02:08,320
Unfortunately this decision has made it extremely difficult for us to locate all the ammunition.

2677
02:02:09,040 --> 02:02:12,860
Intervals throughout the building as a temporary measure to prevent the possible seizure.

2678
02:02:13,020 --> 02:02:17,540
Unfortunately this decision has made it extremely difficult for us to locate all the ammunition

2679
02:02:17,540 --> 02:02:17,980
caches.

2680
02:02:18,980 --> 02:02:25,020
It has become our top priority to recover these scattered munitions.

2681
02:02:26,980 --> 02:02:27,500
Yeah.

2682
02:02:28,340 --> 02:02:29,260
Yeah boy.

2683
02:02:30,200 --> 02:02:31,740
To unlock the weapons storage.

2684
02:02:32,240 --> 02:02:33,100
As stated earlier.

2685
02:02:33,380 --> 02:02:36,220
It will be extremely difficult to secure all the ammunition.

2686
02:02:36,380 --> 02:02:39,980
However a considerable supply still remains underground weapon storage.

2687
02:02:40,280 --> 02:02:46,140
Unfortunately the person in charge of the car key used to access the weapon storage.

2688
02:02:46,720 --> 02:02:47,020
Is.

2689
02:02:47,360 --> 02:02:47,680
Is.

2690
02:02:48,000 --> 02:02:48,660
Is dead.

2691
02:02:48,960 --> 02:02:49,520
Is missing.

2692
02:02:49,860 --> 02:02:50,640
It might be Mike.

2693
02:02:50,940 --> 02:02:51,760
Check on Mike.

2694
02:02:52,260 --> 02:02:53,220
See if he's alright.

2695
02:02:53,660 --> 02:02:54,480
See if he like.

2696
02:02:54,980 --> 02:02:56,140
To come out and play tonight.

2697
02:02:56,680 --> 02:02:57,080
Missing.

2698
02:02:57,320 --> 02:02:59,260
We have been unable to locate the key.

2699
02:02:59,400 --> 02:03:00,280
Cause where is Mike?

2700
02:03:00,340 --> 02:03:01,540
He had the fucking key lads.

2701
02:03:02,380 --> 02:03:03,740
One of the breakers went down.

2702
02:03:04,300 --> 02:03:05,180
During the battle.

2703
02:03:05,400 --> 02:03:06,940
With the zombies up the town.

2704
02:03:07,380 --> 02:03:08,620
And the electronic locks.

2705
02:03:09,060 --> 02:03:10,240
Are not functioning.

2706
02:03:10,780 --> 02:03:11,800
In certain areas.

2707
02:03:12,800 --> 02:03:14,540
It has become a top priority.

2708
02:03:14,740 --> 02:03:15,780
To restore the power.

2709
02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:17,500
In the power room.

2710
02:03:17,560 --> 02:03:18,200
And secure.

2711
02:03:18,560 --> 02:03:19,380
Those locks.

2712
02:03:20,160 --> 02:03:20,600
Recorder.

2713
02:03:21,100 --> 02:03:22,040
David Ford.

2714
02:03:22,140 --> 02:03:22,660
Bitch.

2715
02:03:22,880 --> 02:03:23,860
Sorry about that.

2716
02:03:23,940 --> 02:03:25,320
Sorry about saying that bitch word.

2717
02:03:25,620 --> 02:03:26,720
On a Saturday morning.

2718
02:03:26,820 --> 02:03:28,260
Hopefully no one got offended about that.

2719
02:03:30,720 --> 02:03:31,520
Here we go.

2720
02:03:31,900 --> 02:03:32,520
Here we go.

2721
02:03:32,920 --> 02:03:33,940
We've got another day.

2722
02:03:34,040 --> 02:03:35,060
The music's still pumping.

2723
02:03:35,560 --> 02:03:36,060
Loving it.

2724
02:03:36,940 --> 02:03:37,240
Yeah.

2725
02:03:37,960 --> 02:03:39,300
Saturday morning vibe.

2726
02:03:39,700 --> 02:03:40,880
Saturday morning vibe.

2727
02:03:42,040 --> 02:03:44,940
22 to 11 of a Saturday morning.

2728
02:03:45,360 --> 02:03:46,640
I got up earlier.

2729
02:03:47,200 --> 02:03:48,360
And I was yawning.

2730
02:03:49,300 --> 02:03:50,640
In the days of yore.

2731
02:03:50,740 --> 02:03:52,040
We used to yawn loudly.

2732
02:03:52,200 --> 02:03:53,480
But not anymore.

2733
02:03:53,720 --> 02:03:55,880
Because I got my coffee proudly.

2734
02:03:56,440 --> 02:03:59,360
When I went down to the grocery shop.

2735
02:04:00,080 --> 02:04:01,820
I bought a coffee.

2736
02:04:02,240 --> 02:04:03,420
And a soda pop.

2737
02:04:03,660 --> 02:04:05,000
A little soda pop.

2738
02:04:05,180 --> 02:04:07,380
Only missing it wasn't a soda pop.

2739
02:04:07,760 --> 02:04:09,120
It was still water.

2740
02:04:11,020 --> 02:04:12,180
How's your daughter?

2741
02:04:12,940 --> 02:04:13,740
And your son.

2742
02:04:13,880 --> 02:04:14,540
And your mother.

2743
02:04:14,720 --> 02:04:15,360
And your brother.

2744
02:04:21,520 --> 02:04:22,900
Operation Report.

2745
02:04:23,320 --> 02:04:25,580
September 27th. 1pm.

2746
02:04:25,900 --> 02:04:28,080
The West Barricade was anti-M.

2747
02:04:28,320 --> 02:04:29,620
It's been broken through.

2748
02:04:29,740 --> 02:04:31,760
Another exchange ensued.

2749
02:04:31,840 --> 02:04:32,080
Sorry.

2750
02:04:32,780 --> 02:04:33,100
Sorry.

2751
02:04:33,280 --> 02:04:35,400
1pm.

2752
02:04:35,820 --> 02:04:38,340
The West Barricade has been broken through.

2753
02:04:39,120 --> 02:04:41,360
And another exchange ensued.

2754
02:04:41,980 --> 02:04:43,460
We sheltered the injured.

2755
02:04:43,860 --> 02:04:45,480
In the confiscation room.

2756
02:04:45,880 --> 02:04:47,100
On the first floor.

2757
02:04:47,520 --> 02:04:48,380
Temporarily.

2758
02:04:49,260 --> 02:04:50,940
We did it merrily.

2759
02:04:50,940 --> 02:04:52,440
Beats, rhymes and life.

2760
02:04:54,960 --> 02:04:57,840
12 more people were injured in the battle.

2761
02:04:57,840 --> 02:04:59,760
Recorder David Ford.

2762
02:04:59,880 --> 02:05:00,600
How you cattle?

2763
02:05:02,680 --> 02:05:03,520
Donovan Shield.

2764
02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:04,940
Shout out to Danny Vaughan.

2765
02:05:05,000 --> 02:05:05,960
And the Belgian lads.

2766
02:05:06,100 --> 02:05:07,000
And Jerry Boy 2.

2767
02:05:07,640 --> 02:05:08,560
Jerry Boy 2.

2768
02:05:09,140 --> 02:05:10,180
Jerry Boy 2.

2769
02:05:10,900 --> 02:05:11,500
Jerry Boy.

2770
02:05:11,580 --> 02:05:12,100
Jerry Boy.

2771
02:05:12,180 --> 02:05:13,480
Jerry Boy 2.

2772
02:05:14,360 --> 02:05:17,300
Next page on this piece of document.

2773
02:05:17,460 --> 02:05:17,820
Cack.

2774
02:05:18,280 --> 02:05:19,280
Additional report.

2775
02:05:19,880 --> 02:05:20,680
Back to back.

2776
02:05:21,100 --> 02:05:23,580
Three additional people were killed.

2777
02:05:24,080 --> 02:05:25,700
Following the sudden appearance.

2778
02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:26,860
Of.

2779
02:05:26,860 --> 02:05:28,060
And as of yet.

2780
02:05:28,220 --> 02:05:29,460
Unknown creature.

2781
02:05:30,200 --> 02:05:31,920
This creature is identified.

2782
02:05:32,320 --> 02:05:33,680
By a missing feature.

2783
02:05:33,900 --> 02:05:35,060
The feature is that.

2784
02:05:35,600 --> 02:05:36,680
Patches of skin.

2785
02:05:37,220 --> 02:05:38,420
Raisin like claws.

2786
02:05:38,640 --> 02:05:40,040
And goo on his chin.

2787
02:05:40,400 --> 02:05:41,660
A big massive tongue.

2788
02:05:41,820 --> 02:05:43,300
With a piercing end.

2789
02:05:43,600 --> 02:05:44,860
Don't let it go into you.

2790
02:05:45,080 --> 02:05:47,500
Or that be the end of your life.

2791
02:05:48,040 --> 02:05:48,960
His name is Licker.

2792
02:05:49,060 --> 02:05:50,300
He don't have a wife.

2793
02:05:50,420 --> 02:05:50,720
Why?

2794
02:05:50,960 --> 02:05:52,440
Because he's a fucking Licker.

2795
02:05:54,140 --> 02:05:54,700
However.

2796
02:05:54,860 --> 02:05:55,560
It's most.

2797
02:05:56,080 --> 02:05:57,440
Distinguishing characteristic.

2798
02:05:58,080 --> 02:05:59,660
And I'm not being hubristic.

2799
02:05:59,800 --> 02:06:00,520
When I see.

2800
02:06:00,860 --> 02:06:01,360
It's got.

2801
02:06:01,660 --> 02:06:03,000
A lance like tongue.

2802
02:06:03,300 --> 02:06:04,660
A lance like tongue.

2803
02:06:05,000 --> 02:06:06,300
A lance like tongue.

2804
02:06:06,600 --> 02:06:07,860
This little licky beast.

2805
02:06:07,860 --> 02:06:08,420
Has got a.

2806
02:06:08,540 --> 02:06:08,920
Oh.

2807
02:06:10,660 --> 02:06:12,100
We got another beat there.

2808
02:06:17,220 --> 02:06:17,780
Nice.

2809
02:06:19,200 --> 02:06:19,760
Yeah.

2810
02:06:19,760 --> 02:06:22,000
We're about to do it.

2811
02:06:22,080 --> 02:06:22,940
We're about to do something.

2812
02:06:23,060 --> 02:06:24,240
A little bit different here guys.

2813
02:06:24,300 --> 02:06:25,220
We're going to drop this shit.

2814
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:26,500
You ready for this?

2815
02:06:26,900 --> 02:06:28,120
Saturday morning vibes.

2816
02:06:28,540 --> 02:06:28,900
Beats.

2817
02:06:29,220 --> 02:06:29,620
Rhymes.

2818
02:06:29,820 --> 02:06:30,140
Live.

2819
02:06:30,520 --> 02:06:31,300
Francis Higgins.

2820
02:06:32,120 --> 02:06:32,760
Hide your kids.

2821
02:06:32,840 --> 02:06:33,420
Hide your wife.

2822
02:06:34,320 --> 02:06:34,740
Hide your.

2823
02:06:34,840 --> 02:06:35,980
Hide your house insurance.

2824
02:06:36,120 --> 02:06:36,540
Your home.

2825
02:06:36,680 --> 02:06:37,160
Your car.

2826
02:06:37,500 --> 02:06:37,960
We're coming.

2827
02:06:39,660 --> 02:06:41,220
Three additional people.

2828
02:06:41,220 --> 02:06:41,820
Were killed.

2829
02:06:41,960 --> 02:06:42,460
Following a.

2830
02:06:43,140 --> 02:06:44,020
I've done that bit.

2831
02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:44,520
Flembag.

2832
02:06:44,600 --> 02:06:45,380
Thanks very much.

2833
02:06:45,720 --> 02:06:46,520
Hashtag flow.

2834
02:06:46,780 --> 02:06:47,940
You know I've got the flow.

2835
02:06:48,060 --> 02:06:48,480
You know.

2836
02:06:48,480 --> 02:06:53,400
This beat is.

2837
02:06:53,540 --> 02:06:54,580
This beat is shocking.

2838
02:06:55,220 --> 02:06:56,380
It's too ambient.

2839
02:06:58,620 --> 02:06:59,420
Fucking hell.

2840
02:07:01,480 --> 02:07:02,140
It's too.

2841
02:07:02,220 --> 02:07:02,720
It's too much.

2842
02:07:04,720 --> 02:07:14,340
Nice bit of bass.

2843
02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:15,000
Yeah.

2844
02:07:15,000 --> 02:07:15,880
Yeah.

2845
02:07:16,060 --> 02:07:16,540
Yeah.

2846
02:07:16,900 --> 02:07:17,200
Oh.

2847
02:07:17,580 --> 02:07:17,780
Yeah.

2848
02:07:18,040 --> 02:07:18,360
What?

2849
02:07:18,760 --> 02:07:18,980
Yeah.

2850
02:07:19,340 --> 02:07:19,580
Yeah.

2851
02:07:19,960 --> 02:07:20,200
Yeah.

2852
02:07:20,600 --> 02:07:20,820
Yeah.

2853
02:07:21,220 --> 02:07:21,460
Yeah.

2854
02:07:21,460 --> 02:07:21,960
Yeah.

2855
02:07:21,960 --> 02:07:22,420
We're hopping.

2856
02:07:22,580 --> 02:07:23,000
We're hopping.

2857
02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:23,620
We're hopping.

2858
02:07:23,820 --> 02:07:24,220
We're hopping.

2859
02:07:24,380 --> 02:07:24,760
We're hopping.

2860
02:07:24,760 --> 02:07:25,460
We're clip clip clapping.

2861
02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:26,700
And we're hip hip hopping.

2862
02:07:27,020 --> 02:07:29,960
Capable of piercing a human torso in an instant.

2863
02:07:30,460 --> 02:07:33,400
Their numbers as well as their location remains unknown.

2864
02:07:34,400 --> 02:07:37,140
We have tentatively named this creature a licker.

2865
02:07:37,300 --> 02:07:41,580
And currently are in the process of developing countermeasures to deal with this new threat.

2866
02:07:41,800 --> 02:07:42,840
Deal with this new threat.

2867
02:07:42,960 --> 02:07:44,060
Deal with this new threat.

2868
02:07:44,560 --> 02:07:45,640
The beats do be banging.

2869
02:07:46,480 --> 02:07:48,740
Banging on the walls because there's too much noise.

2870
02:07:48,820 --> 02:07:49,780
And I'm trying to sleep.

2871
02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:51,000
I'm trying to sleep.

2872
02:07:51,300 --> 02:07:52,620
Will you turn off the fucking stereo?

2873
02:07:52,700 --> 02:07:53,500
I'm trying to sleep.

2874
02:07:53,500 --> 02:07:55,380
And that's the end of that one.

2875
02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:56,360
Sorry about that guys.

2876
02:07:56,460 --> 02:07:59,180
Didn't really work out as well as I had anticipated.

2877
02:07:59,360 --> 02:08:00,740
I got there at some stages.

2878
02:08:00,880 --> 02:08:02,140
Some stages were a nice flow.

2879
02:08:03,860 --> 02:08:04,340
Word.

2880
02:08:04,520 --> 02:08:05,020
Word.

2881
02:08:05,280 --> 02:08:05,600
Word.

2882
02:08:06,120 --> 02:08:06,980
Early bird.

2883
02:08:07,260 --> 02:08:08,140
The early bird.

2884
02:08:08,780 --> 02:08:09,220
Word.

2885
02:08:09,580 --> 02:08:09,900
Word.

2886
02:08:10,260 --> 02:08:10,520
Word.

2887
02:08:10,520 --> 02:08:11,760
You got the early bird.

2888
02:08:11,900 --> 02:08:13,020
You got the early bird.

2889
02:08:13,280 --> 02:08:13,540
Word.

2890
02:08:15,720 --> 02:08:16,200
Yeah.

2891
02:08:17,240 --> 02:08:18,080
How's your mother?

2892
02:08:19,200 --> 02:08:19,640
Yeah.

2893
02:08:22,140 --> 02:08:22,960
Where's your brother?

2894
02:08:22,960 --> 02:08:23,860
Yeah.

2895
02:08:24,820 --> 02:08:25,180
Word.

2896
02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:25,780
Word.

2897
02:08:26,500 --> 02:08:27,740
You got that early bird.

2898
02:08:28,380 --> 02:08:29,240
Sorry about that.

2899
02:08:29,800 --> 02:08:35,440
We can move on now at pace because that's the section of the show which is done until we get another fucking memorandum.

2900
02:08:38,080 --> 02:08:38,960
Exit that vid.

2901
02:08:39,100 --> 02:08:40,260
We can exit that there.

2902
02:08:41,200 --> 02:08:41,560
There.

2903
02:08:41,700 --> 02:08:43,540
And then just rerun that there again.

2904
02:08:44,460 --> 02:08:45,560
I'm getting the hang of this now.

2905
02:08:46,060 --> 02:08:48,700
It's fucking annoying but I mean I can do it.

2906
02:08:49,500 --> 02:08:51,260
The operation report has been filed.

2907
02:08:51,360 --> 02:08:54,760
Just quick check there on the chat to see what the reactions were.

2908
02:08:55,980 --> 02:08:56,860
A fire.

2909
02:08:57,520 --> 02:08:59,940
Man's not well says Betty Swalox.

2910
02:09:00,280 --> 02:09:01,440
Thanks very much for that.

2911
02:09:01,680 --> 02:09:02,080
Must mean.

2912
02:09:02,420 --> 02:09:04,960
You must mean that I'm not well as in it was sick.

2913
02:09:05,140 --> 02:09:06,380
As in that's kind of a.

2914
02:09:07,060 --> 02:09:07,920
You're trying to get it.

2915
02:09:08,000 --> 02:09:08,780
It was a sick beat.

2916
02:09:09,620 --> 02:09:10,040
And that.

2917
02:09:10,760 --> 02:09:11,160
That's.

2918
02:09:11,220 --> 02:09:12,140
That's all I need to know.

2919
02:09:12,920 --> 02:09:14,260
It's great to have the street.

2920
02:09:14,380 --> 02:09:16,760
The street kids and the street parlance in the chat.

2921
02:09:17,220 --> 02:09:17,800
Donovan Shields.

2922
02:09:17,800 --> 02:09:18,400
Thanks very much.

2923
02:09:18,520 --> 02:09:24,340
Shout out again but to Danny and the Belgian over in Edinburgh feeling freeing Ireland in unorthodox ways.

2924
02:09:24,400 --> 02:09:24,720
The Fuzz.

2925
02:09:24,780 --> 02:09:25,400
Thanks very much.

2926
02:09:25,460 --> 02:09:26,860
Says the Vipers beats be banging.

2927
02:09:27,860 --> 02:09:31,220
And Donovan Shields and Flembag and nine mil.

2928
02:09:32,320 --> 02:09:32,740
Jill.

2929
02:09:36,140 --> 02:09:37,000
Sorry about that.

2930
02:09:37,160 --> 02:09:38,240
There was a bit of a burp.

2931
02:09:39,460 --> 02:09:40,280
The liquor is after you.

2932
02:09:40,320 --> 02:09:40,660
Big up.

2933
02:09:40,800 --> 02:09:41,740
Asda Straban.

2934
02:09:42,380 --> 02:09:45,380
Asda Straban is a great place for some cheap cheap alcohol.

2935
02:09:46,520 --> 02:09:47,420
Going to drop it.

2936
02:09:47,660 --> 02:09:48,280
Nine to four.

2937
02:09:48,400 --> 02:09:49,480
Old beef vibes.

2938
02:09:50,080 --> 02:09:50,880
Chapped and screwed.

2939
02:09:51,040 --> 02:09:51,780
How many monitors?

2940
02:09:52,500 --> 02:09:54,160
I have 15 monitors on the go.

2941
02:09:55,040 --> 02:09:55,520
Rewind.

2942
02:09:55,640 --> 02:09:56,760
Lance Armtongue.

2943
02:09:56,940 --> 02:09:57,260
Bars.

2944
02:09:57,380 --> 02:09:58,260
Curtains from Dunn's.

2945
02:09:58,320 --> 02:09:58,940
Razor light.

2946
02:09:59,100 --> 02:10:00,620
UFC fire emojis.

2947
02:10:01,040 --> 02:10:02,440
There's some fire emojis going.

2948
02:10:03,560 --> 02:10:04,540
That's great stuff.

2949
02:10:07,400 --> 02:10:08,180
Brilliant stuff.

2950
02:10:08,920 --> 02:10:09,440
Brilliant stuff.

2951
02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:11,940
The rhyming was class and that's the top and bottom of it.

2952
02:10:12,040 --> 02:10:13,100
Waking up to a Viper stream.

2953
02:10:13,180 --> 02:10:13,740
That's grand.

2954
02:10:14,060 --> 02:10:15,280
It was legit wrong.

2955
02:10:15,360 --> 02:10:15,820
Says Max.

2956
02:10:16,040 --> 02:10:17,100
Thanks very much for the tip.

2957
02:10:17,200 --> 02:10:18,040
Mr. Tickles.

2958
02:10:18,640 --> 02:10:19,140
Francis Powell.

2959
02:10:19,220 --> 02:10:21,380
Can you shout out to my band The Screws?

2960
02:10:21,900 --> 02:10:23,660
Big big shout out to The Screws.

2961
02:10:23,740 --> 02:10:24,540
A great band.

2962
02:10:24,800 --> 02:10:26,040
And a fantastic fact.

2963
02:10:26,280 --> 02:10:26,760
Fact.

2964
02:10:27,360 --> 02:10:28,860
That was a fantastic fact.

2965
02:10:29,300 --> 02:10:30,660
That I was just saying there.

2966
02:10:31,320 --> 02:10:32,520
That The Screws are a great band.

2967
02:10:34,980 --> 02:10:35,260
Wah.

2968
02:10:37,740 --> 02:10:39,660
Southerners sample fire emojis.

2969
02:10:40,520 --> 02:10:41,460
Mike Callow.

2970
02:10:41,540 --> 02:10:44,760
The boo section is the finest in all of Tyrone and Derry.

2971
02:10:45,600 --> 02:10:46,340
The beats.

2972
02:10:46,500 --> 02:10:48,300
Rhymes are sure helping with the hangover.

2973
02:10:48,460 --> 02:10:49,800
Up the notorious VIP.

2974
02:10:51,400 --> 02:10:53,020
Viper do Edinburgh Fringe.

2975
02:10:53,180 --> 02:10:54,140
That's not me.

2976
02:10:54,560 --> 02:10:58,120
The beats and rhymes were legit fire.

2977
02:10:58,240 --> 02:11:00,940
They're not meant to be a comedy part of the fucking thing.

2978
02:11:02,000 --> 02:11:05,340
This is in no way an attempt trying to make you laugh.

2979
02:11:05,620 --> 02:11:09,020
There's a serious fucking strand of reasoning here.

2980
02:11:09,260 --> 02:11:11,640
And I want to tell you something about my raison d'etre.

2981
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:22,260
If I was to tell you it would be detrimental to my all round and all encompassing mission status which is to complete this game at pace.

2982
02:11:22,320 --> 02:11:23,700
It's a speed run.

2983
02:11:23,700 --> 02:11:29,760
So for that reason I won't be revealing any information regarding what my inner machinations are.

2984
02:11:29,760 --> 02:11:36,800
My modus operandi or as mentioned the raison d'etre as well.

2985
02:11:38,300 --> 02:11:43,480
A sacrifice to the hellfire and a picture of a chained up man or woman.

2986
02:11:43,480 --> 02:11:44,080
We don't know.

2987
02:11:44,080 --> 02:11:49,440
It looks like a very haunting, tormented, tumultuous, impressionistic painting.

2988
02:11:49,580 --> 02:11:50,140
We don't know.

2989
02:11:50,140 --> 02:11:52,120
But let's set it on fire anyways.

2990
02:11:52,260 --> 02:11:53,260
Because it's shit.

2991
02:11:54,860 --> 02:11:56,500
And it's sorry about that again.

2992
02:11:56,680 --> 02:12:02,660
It's a sorry situation where I have to apologize continuously for the usage of curse words at this time of day.

2993
02:12:02,720 --> 02:12:04,420
But you do know what you're getting yourself into.

2994
02:12:04,580 --> 02:12:06,980
I do believe that's a case in point.

2995
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:09,500
People do know what they're getting themselves into here.

2996
02:12:10,740 --> 02:12:11,580
Red jewel.

2997
02:12:13,560 --> 02:12:18,300
And that's going to be utilized in the not too distant future upstairs.

2998
02:12:18,520 --> 02:12:20,140
Tobes, thanks very much for the tip.

2999
02:12:20,180 --> 02:12:21,420
I hope you're getting on well, Tobes.

3000
02:12:22,280 --> 02:12:22,760
Do you know what?

3001
02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:27,160
I'm still excited about the man on a boat in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

3002
02:12:28,800 --> 02:12:34,040
If that's the case, a man called Jake is in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean on a fishing trawler.

3003
02:12:36,480 --> 02:12:37,480
Watching this stream.

3004
02:12:37,600 --> 02:12:38,820
We've no way of proving it.

3005
02:12:39,360 --> 02:12:42,440
What I would like is a kind of just an image to prove it.

3006
02:12:42,460 --> 02:12:48,040
I don't want to see anyone's face in it over the mine on a screen and then the sea or the boat in which it's on.

3007
02:12:48,420 --> 02:12:50,060
I don't want to see any other people in it.

3008
02:12:50,560 --> 02:12:55,840
I want that to be uploaded to an anonymous image hosting site.

3009
02:12:56,600 --> 02:12:58,540
And then we can take it from there.

3010
02:13:00,260 --> 02:13:04,760
But make sure all the fucking metadata is stripped to the photograph as well.

3011
02:13:04,760 --> 02:13:06,080
I'm sure those sites do it for you.

3012
02:13:10,540 --> 02:13:11,920
Jake is peddling lies.

3013
02:13:12,040 --> 02:13:12,180
Yeah.

3014
02:13:12,700 --> 02:13:13,500
Well, someone's saying.

3015
02:13:14,280 --> 02:13:16,580
Someone's saying it's peddling lies.

3016
02:13:16,680 --> 02:13:18,240
But it was someone else that was saying that.

3017
02:13:18,300 --> 02:13:20,360
It wasn't actually Jake that was chiming in.

3018
02:13:20,420 --> 02:13:22,000
Someone was asking to shout out Jake.

3019
02:13:24,140 --> 02:13:25,000
Steve Jennings.

3020
02:13:25,120 --> 02:13:25,620
How are you?

3021
02:13:26,520 --> 02:13:27,680
Have you heard from Konzo?

3022
02:13:27,780 --> 02:13:31,740
Last I seen of him, he was having a bit of a COVID-19 meltdown.

3023
02:13:34,540 --> 02:13:38,560
I think he was having some kind of crack where he was trying to get a load of masks.

3024
02:13:39,420 --> 02:13:40,720
He's been working hard, I think.

3025
02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:42,740
And that's why he's just not being seen around.

3026
02:13:43,120 --> 02:13:47,720
He was importing a lot of Chinese masks.

3027
02:13:48,480 --> 02:13:54,240
And I think there was a rumor going around that he was not only importing Chinese masks.

3028
02:13:54,680 --> 02:13:58,620
He was importing actual Chinese people to make them as well on the fly.

3029
02:13:59,180 --> 02:14:00,080
And that's illegal.

3030
02:14:01,060 --> 02:14:05,400
So I'm not sure whether or not the powers that be caught up with him.

3031
02:14:06,460 --> 02:14:09,760
And if they did, then it's a sad, sad day for him.

3032
02:14:10,560 --> 02:14:12,960
And not a sad day for human trafficking.

3033
02:14:13,300 --> 02:14:16,560
Because that's a good, positive thing to have happened in that scenario.

3034
02:14:17,280 --> 02:14:19,940
A diamond is etched under the keyhole.

3035
02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:21,840
How do we get into there then?

3036
02:14:21,880 --> 02:14:23,420
So we don't have the fucking key, do we not?

3037
02:14:29,020 --> 02:14:29,620
Maybe there.

3038
02:14:31,900 --> 02:14:32,880
Came through that one.

3039
02:14:33,460 --> 02:14:35,140
And then I go down to this one maybe higher.

3040
02:14:38,360 --> 02:14:40,000
Steve Jennings, thank you very much for that.

3041
02:14:40,060 --> 02:14:43,260
There's rumors he'd be living underground in a clean environment bunker.

3042
02:14:43,460 --> 02:14:46,740
Acting as a companion in many senses of the word.

3043
02:14:46,860 --> 02:14:47,800
To Eddie Hobbs.

3044
02:14:55,420 --> 02:14:57,100
Those bullets in there, we don't need them.

3045
02:14:57,300 --> 02:14:58,100
They're a waste of time.

3046
02:14:58,260 --> 02:15:00,840
The lighter, probably a waste of time as well in and of itself.

3047
02:15:01,900 --> 02:15:03,120
The save game.

3048
02:15:03,160 --> 02:15:04,080
We might save the game.

3049
02:15:04,860 --> 02:15:08,240
Finish this game fast and don't stop once, says Brainschlug.

3050
02:15:08,700 --> 02:15:10,980
Look, we're getting through it at a very fast pace.

3051
02:15:11,060 --> 02:15:12,060
It's a speed run.

3052
02:15:12,060 --> 02:15:17,540
So far, it's only two hours and 15 seconds into the speed run.

3053
02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:19,000
And it's looking good.

3054
02:15:20,880 --> 02:15:22,120
Let's overwrite this.

3055
02:15:28,120 --> 02:15:29,200
Smooth shot.

3056
02:15:29,580 --> 02:15:31,440
Is Hobbs doing the trafficking too?

3057
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:32,500
I'm not sure.

3058
02:15:32,600 --> 02:15:33,240
Steve Jennings.

3059
02:15:39,820 --> 02:15:41,900
I can develop film here.

3060
02:15:42,360 --> 02:15:43,940
Yeah, you need to get a bit of film.

3061
02:15:44,020 --> 02:15:47,660
If you want to do the developing, it's handier to have the film at your disposal.

3062
02:15:48,040 --> 02:15:50,140
You're not going to be able to develop fuck all without it.

3063
02:15:50,200 --> 02:15:51,780
And it's a great situation that we're in nowadays.

3064
02:15:51,900 --> 02:15:53,200
We don't have to develop film.

3065
02:15:53,660 --> 02:16:00,380
We have the images stored in a digital format rapidly on the phone or device which you've taken it.

3066
02:16:01,840 --> 02:16:06,300
A lot of people are film people who don't want to move on to the digital world.

3067
02:16:06,600 --> 02:16:12,960
And they'll just stay in that kind of fucking arrested development of just being in the past.

3068
02:16:13,840 --> 02:16:15,820
And more power to them.

3069
02:16:15,940 --> 02:16:16,960
I mean, that's great and everything.

3070
02:16:17,140 --> 02:16:18,800
But I mean, you're getting left behind, guys.

3071
02:16:19,100 --> 02:16:20,020
Digital's where it's at.

3072
02:16:20,480 --> 02:16:21,500
Film developmenting.

3073
02:16:22,100 --> 02:16:26,640
You'd want to be developmental to think that that's a decent usage of your time.

3074
02:16:26,960 --> 02:16:28,220
It's not sustainable either.

3075
02:16:28,620 --> 02:16:30,320
The damage that's causing the environment.

3076
02:16:32,300 --> 02:16:33,920
I want to tell you something else.

3077
02:16:34,600 --> 02:16:39,180
The damage things are causing the environment is a great get out of jail card.

3078
02:16:39,540 --> 02:16:42,320
It's the new race card of the 21st century.

3079
02:16:42,840 --> 02:16:44,140
It's called the climate card.

3080
02:16:44,620 --> 02:16:47,900
And if things are going tits up, just pull the climate card out.

3081
02:16:47,900 --> 02:16:53,620
And you can pretty much guarantee you've got a fucking answer for anything at any given time in place.

3082
02:16:54,280 --> 02:16:57,940
I'm trying to think of a random scenario here.

3083
02:16:58,020 --> 02:17:02,520
Say I went to the shop there and they didn't have beans in the coffee machine.

3084
02:17:04,040 --> 02:17:04,880
Ah, forget it.

3085
02:17:05,580 --> 02:17:09,060
I'll try and probe that thought later on at a later time.

3086
02:17:09,260 --> 02:17:11,120
But I couldn't really come up with anything there.

3087
02:17:11,240 --> 02:17:16,120
I mean, I actually could have been on the receiving end of the climate people there.

3088
02:17:16,420 --> 02:17:17,200
The climate card.

3089
02:17:17,340 --> 02:17:19,760
Because people could have said, why did you go to the coffee?

3090
02:17:20,040 --> 02:17:22,540
Why did you go to the shop for coffee when you could have made it at home?

3091
02:17:23,900 --> 02:17:24,280
Do you know?

3092
02:17:24,500 --> 02:17:32,260
And then I could have counted their fucking thing and said, yeah, well, what about the glass and the packaging and that coffee that I bought in the shop?

3093
02:17:32,560 --> 02:17:44,480
Surely that trumps walking with my feet in the fresh air to then get a cup of beans from in a disposable bioengineered cup that is fully organic.

3094
02:17:45,260 --> 02:17:46,740
And then they'd be fucked then.

3095
02:17:46,840 --> 02:17:52,120
And they'd say, yeah, but the machine uses more electricity, which is too much carbon footprint.

3096
02:17:52,920 --> 02:17:55,040
And then I'd say, yeah, but you know what?

3097
02:17:55,860 --> 02:17:56,540
Go away.

3098
02:17:57,480 --> 02:17:58,880
Go away and leave me alone.

3099
02:17:59,880 --> 02:18:03,440
Because the stink of you is ruining the carbon environment.

3100
02:18:04,860 --> 02:18:06,100
And then it got personal.

3101
02:18:06,500 --> 02:18:10,040
At that stage, things get personal and you've lost a friend.

3102
02:18:10,040 --> 02:18:15,020
You've lost someone maybe that you could have relied upon because you said that they stink.

3103
02:18:15,180 --> 02:18:20,480
And not only that, they're emitting carbon at an inexplicable and unsustainable rate.

3104
02:18:21,160 --> 02:18:22,960
Another one is unsustainable.

3105
02:18:25,120 --> 02:18:28,740
Just say to people, it's unsustainable.

3106
02:18:29,400 --> 02:18:30,620
It's fucking unsustainable.

3107
02:18:30,640 --> 02:18:31,780
What you're doing is unsustainable.

3108
02:18:32,200 --> 02:18:33,520
They can't counteract it.

3109
02:18:34,300 --> 02:18:40,420
It's the new card that you need to keep in your wallet at all times.

3110
02:18:40,780 --> 02:18:50,020
In fact, we should create a list of things that you can say at any given moment, which more often than not are going to work out for you.

3111
02:18:50,100 --> 02:18:54,620
Like saying it's an ecumenical matter in Father Ted regarding religious conversations.

3112
02:18:54,620 --> 02:19:06,780
There could be a nice few climate-related, carbon footprint-related sentences you could just reel off and that will be fine in any given situation.

3113
02:19:07,020 --> 02:19:08,120
Now we have a red jewel.

3114
02:19:08,520 --> 02:19:10,460
And I want to tell you something about these red jewels.

3115
02:19:10,900 --> 02:19:11,840
Two red jewels.

3116
02:19:11,840 --> 02:19:20,780
And they're going in the busts of the statues in the room, which we're in already, which the liquor came through the fucking ceiling and tried to kill us.

3117
02:19:28,700 --> 02:19:31,100
The crack saying about the vaccines.

3118
02:19:31,220 --> 02:19:32,120
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

3119
02:19:32,180 --> 02:19:34,440
Yeah, well, look, I mean, the vaccine is the vaccine.

3120
02:19:34,540 --> 02:19:35,560
That's the vaccine, isn't it?

3121
02:19:35,580 --> 02:19:36,800
You get the vaccine, you've got it.

3122
02:19:36,900 --> 02:19:38,680
You don't have the vaccine, don't get it.

3123
02:19:38,700 --> 02:19:39,780
If you want the vaccine, get it.

3124
02:19:39,820 --> 02:19:40,780
If you've got it, get it.

3125
02:19:40,860 --> 02:19:42,140
If you've got it, you've had it.

3126
02:19:43,400 --> 02:19:53,640
But I was only saying that once that stuff is in you and you're fucked, you, I mean, you really have to be trusting in the system.

3127
02:19:53,720 --> 02:19:54,200
Here we go.

3128
02:19:54,200 --> 02:19:56,120
We've got a great, great situation.

3129
02:19:56,120 --> 02:20:11,120
It looks like we're not going to find your dog.

3130
02:20:15,940 --> 02:20:17,240
Lovely bit of piano there.

3131
02:20:20,420 --> 02:20:21,600
We've got a diary.

3132
02:20:21,840 --> 02:20:25,940
I'm going to go back and do a fucking freestyle stream there.

3133
02:20:25,940 --> 02:20:29,840
Some people said it was rubbish, but I don't give a fuck.

3134
02:20:29,940 --> 02:20:32,860
And I was doing this two years ago, guys.

3135
02:20:34,160 --> 02:20:35,860
I was doing this two years ago.

3136
02:20:37,020 --> 02:20:37,800
Remember that.

3137
02:20:39,260 --> 02:20:49,840
Remember who fucking pioneered the genre of doing a hip-hop reading of the diaries in Resident Evil with a secondary fucking webcam going.

3138
02:20:49,940 --> 02:20:52,420
And then remember, all right, yeah.

3139
02:20:53,300 --> 02:20:55,360
That's, so he's saying he started that.

3140
02:20:55,480 --> 02:20:56,560
Yeah, I did start it.

3141
02:20:56,820 --> 02:20:57,660
I did start it.

3142
02:20:58,720 --> 02:21:02,120
Some of the absolute indignity which has been thrown my way.

3143
02:21:02,300 --> 02:21:06,660
People saying the, it's not something I have pioneered.

3144
02:21:06,780 --> 02:21:08,300
It was what I pioneered.

3145
02:21:08,800 --> 02:21:09,480
Get a grip.

3146
02:21:10,140 --> 02:21:11,020
Do your research.

3147
02:21:11,500 --> 02:21:13,060
And fucking see the old streams.

3148
02:21:13,160 --> 02:21:13,920
They're there for you.

3149
02:21:13,980 --> 02:21:14,720
For your pleasure.

3150
02:21:14,720 --> 02:21:19,440
Although I doubt you get any from it because you're, you're lost souls.

3151
02:21:21,840 --> 02:21:22,820
Sorry about that now.

3152
02:21:22,880 --> 02:21:24,680
I got a little bit nasty there.

3153
02:21:25,580 --> 02:21:27,900
But it just comes with the territory, I suppose.

3154
02:21:40,680 --> 02:21:41,080
Yeah.

3155
02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:42,400
Yeah.

3156
02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:43,100
Can you hear that?

3157
02:21:44,280 --> 02:21:46,080
Just so, just want to know there, people.

3158
02:21:46,160 --> 02:21:47,080
Can you hear that beat?

3159
02:21:49,180 --> 02:21:50,980
It would be great to know if you could hear that beat.

3160
02:21:51,100 --> 02:21:52,760
It's not playing now, but can you hear it now?

3161
02:21:54,980 --> 02:21:55,380
Yeah.

3162
02:21:55,920 --> 02:21:56,260
Robbie.

3163
02:21:56,540 --> 02:21:57,500
How you getting on?

3164
02:21:57,600 --> 02:21:57,900
Robbie.

3165
02:21:58,060 --> 02:21:58,460
Robbie.

3166
02:21:58,640 --> 02:21:59,020
Robbie.

3167
02:21:59,140 --> 02:21:59,320
Robbie.

3168
02:21:59,420 --> 02:21:59,680
Robbie.

3169
02:21:59,760 --> 02:22:00,640
And the moist Dave.

3170
02:22:00,940 --> 02:22:02,180
And the moist Dave.

3171
02:22:03,540 --> 02:22:04,560
Crazy, crazy, crazy.

3172
02:22:04,640 --> 02:22:05,240
Bit of business.

3173
02:22:05,820 --> 02:22:06,740
Bit of biznatch.

3174
02:22:07,060 --> 02:22:07,920
Bit of biznatch.

3175
02:22:08,280 --> 02:22:09,020
This is Diary.

3176
02:22:09,480 --> 02:22:10,220
This is Diary.

3177
02:22:10,300 --> 02:22:12,100
Yeah.

3178
02:22:12,760 --> 02:22:13,540
August 8th.

3179
02:22:13,540 --> 02:22:14,700
Talked to the chief today.

3180
02:22:14,920 --> 02:22:17,440
Once again, but he refused to listen or play.

3181
02:22:18,140 --> 02:22:19,200
Listen to me.

3182
02:22:19,420 --> 02:22:22,100
I know for certain that umbrella conducted the TTT.

3183
02:22:22,520 --> 02:22:22,960
Virus.

3184
02:22:23,100 --> 02:22:23,840
The Manx TT.

3185
02:22:24,240 --> 02:22:27,100
I went over to the Isle of Man to get some UTV.

3186
02:22:27,560 --> 02:22:27,900
Loving.

3187
02:22:28,460 --> 02:22:31,600
Even though it was the wrong place to be, I should have been up north.

3188
02:22:32,400 --> 02:22:34,020
I should have gone to the north.

3189
02:22:34,120 --> 02:22:35,060
The north of Ireland.

3190
02:22:35,260 --> 02:22:36,800
To see the UTV boys.

3191
02:22:38,020 --> 02:22:39,120
But it didn't work.

3192
02:22:39,120 --> 02:22:41,260
I ended up going to the Isle of Man instead.

3193
02:22:41,260 --> 02:22:43,580
It was the weirdest place I've ever been.

3194
02:22:43,980 --> 02:22:46,060
People driving around on fast machines.

3195
02:22:46,780 --> 02:22:48,680
They had a little thing called the Laxey wheel.

3196
02:22:48,860 --> 02:22:51,080
An old style fucking waterfall wheel.

3197
02:22:51,440 --> 02:22:53,620
It used to use water power.

3198
02:22:53,980 --> 02:22:57,220
Hydro engineer power to fucking light up the...

3199
02:22:57,220 --> 02:22:58,520
Light up the Isle.

3200
02:22:58,520 --> 02:22:59,740
Light up the Isle.

3201
02:22:59,820 --> 02:23:00,940
The Isle of Man.

3202
02:23:01,820 --> 02:23:02,300
Kosovo.

3203
02:23:02,440 --> 02:23:02,860
Kosovo.

3204
02:23:02,920 --> 02:23:03,180
Glad.

3205
02:23:03,520 --> 02:23:04,540
Thanks for the tip.

3206
02:23:04,660 --> 02:23:05,280
You're a legend.

3207
02:23:05,440 --> 02:23:05,660
Glad.

3208
02:23:05,980 --> 02:23:08,160
Also bring back the Dumpvald.

3209
02:23:08,880 --> 02:23:10,360
The D-U-M-P.

3210
02:23:10,480 --> 02:23:11,080
Dumpvald.

3211
02:23:11,440 --> 02:23:13,660
I talked to the chief today once again.

3212
02:23:13,740 --> 02:23:15,600
But he refused to listen to me.

3213
02:23:15,780 --> 02:23:20,740
I know for certain that the umbrella conducted the T-virus research in the mansion last year.

3214
02:23:21,380 --> 02:23:23,660
Anyone infected turns into a zombie.

3215
02:23:24,040 --> 02:23:25,560
They get deep veins on bolsters.

3216
02:23:25,920 --> 02:23:31,240
They have to wear those stupid socks that they give to pregnant women in the hospitals.

3217
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:32,660
On maternity wards.

3218
02:23:32,860 --> 02:23:35,540
Or people on the plains that have varicose veins.

3219
02:23:35,880 --> 02:23:40,260
But the entire mansion went up in the explosion along with the incriminating evidence.

3220
02:23:40,680 --> 02:23:43,700
Since Umbrella employs so many people in the town.

3221
02:23:44,080 --> 02:23:46,340
No one is willing to talk about the incident.

3222
02:23:47,780 --> 02:23:50,460
It looks like I'm running out of options.

3223
02:23:52,400 --> 02:23:55,200
The most underrated rapper of all time.

3224
02:23:55,940 --> 02:23:56,680
Shut your hole.

3225
02:23:57,240 --> 02:23:59,720
Anybody thinking that it's wrong, they're wrong.

3226
02:24:00,240 --> 02:24:01,580
I'm the best at this game.

3227
02:24:02,280 --> 02:24:05,960
I just haven't blown up because I don't care about the biz.

3228
02:24:06,320 --> 02:24:06,900
The industry.

3229
02:24:08,200 --> 02:24:08,440
Okay.

3230
02:24:10,520 --> 02:24:10,860
Yeah.

3231
02:24:11,900 --> 02:24:13,060
I don't know if we can...

3232
02:24:13,060 --> 02:24:14,280
We pause that.

3233
02:24:18,720 --> 02:24:19,160
Yeah.

3234
02:24:19,600 --> 02:24:20,080
Yeah.

3235
02:24:20,420 --> 02:24:20,860
Yeah.

3236
02:24:20,860 --> 02:24:24,620
Shut your hole on a Saturday morning, you ass.

3237
02:24:25,820 --> 02:24:27,900
And I mean ass like a donkey.

3238
02:24:29,060 --> 02:24:30,500
Not your derriere.

3239
02:24:31,880 --> 02:24:33,700
I don't even care.

3240
02:24:34,260 --> 02:24:37,240
Here we go again with another bit of reading.

3241
02:24:37,420 --> 02:24:40,680
But the entire mansion went up in the explosion.

3242
02:24:41,540 --> 02:24:44,700
along with any incriminating evidence.

3243
02:24:45,820 --> 02:24:47,060
August 17th.

3244
02:24:47,620 --> 02:24:49,660
August 17th, yeah, yeah.

3245
02:24:50,420 --> 02:24:53,500
We've been receiving a lot of local reports

3246
02:24:53,500 --> 02:24:56,820
about strange monsters appearing at random

3247
02:24:56,820 --> 02:24:58,920
throughout the city.

3248
02:24:58,920 --> 02:25:02,620
This must be the work of Umbrella Corporation.

3249
02:25:08,860 --> 02:25:10,880
With the help of Jill and Barry,

3250
02:25:11,120 --> 02:25:14,760
I finally obtained information vital to this case.

3251
02:25:15,840 --> 02:25:19,800
Umbrella has begun research on the new G-Virus,

3252
02:25:20,040 --> 02:25:22,340
a variation of the T-Virus.

3253
02:25:23,400 --> 02:25:25,440
Haven't they done enough damage?

3254
02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:27,660
Damage, damage already.

3255
02:25:30,520 --> 02:25:33,920
We talked it over and have decided

3256
02:25:33,920 --> 02:25:38,120
to fly to the main Umbrella HQ in Europe.

3257
02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:41,220
I won't tell my sister about this trip

3258
02:25:41,220 --> 02:25:45,360
because doing so could put her in danger.

3259
02:25:45,440 --> 02:25:46,900
Please forgive me, Claire.

3260
02:25:47,980 --> 02:25:50,120
Please forgive me, Claire.

3261
02:25:51,080 --> 02:25:55,920
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry there.

3262
02:25:55,920 --> 02:25:57,000
You gotta...

3263
02:25:57,000 --> 02:26:00,340
Someone's after telling me there that we have to fucking mute the game.

3264
02:26:00,880 --> 02:26:12,320
Someone's telling me there that we have to mute the fucking game

3265
02:26:12,320 --> 02:26:13,320
because you haven't heard it.

3266
02:26:15,400 --> 02:26:17,480
I don't know what the hell's going on here.

3267
02:26:17,480 --> 02:26:21,940
I can't mute the game and then play the tune at the same time.

3268
02:26:23,080 --> 02:26:25,540
Someone's saying the game music added to it.

3269
02:26:25,660 --> 02:26:26,220
All right, leave it.

3270
02:26:26,260 --> 02:26:27,460
Sound fucking brilliant.

3271
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:28,400
Brilliant.

3272
02:26:29,500 --> 02:26:31,640
Did you like the last bit there where I started singing?

3273
02:26:31,800 --> 02:26:36,840
I was thinking that might add to it as well because you're only getting bars and beats and rhymes in life.

3274
02:26:36,960 --> 02:26:39,620
What you want as well is a nice bit of fucking singing as well.

3275
02:26:40,400 --> 02:26:41,220
Let's get that going.

3276
02:26:41,380 --> 02:26:53,440
We talked it over and have decided to fly to the main umbrella headquarters in Europe.

3277
02:26:54,160 --> 02:26:56,800
I won't tell my sister about this trip.

3278
02:26:57,360 --> 02:26:58,740
This really bad trip.

3279
02:26:58,980 --> 02:27:01,740
I'm on a really bad trip tonight.

3280
02:27:02,120 --> 02:27:04,900
I just took a couple of grenade launchers.

3281
02:27:05,060 --> 02:27:06,680
It'll be all right, I hope.

3282
02:27:09,360 --> 02:27:10,620
Soap on a rope.

3283
02:27:10,880 --> 02:27:12,260
It's just soap on a rope.

3284
02:27:13,320 --> 02:27:14,620
Fuck it, that's the end of that one.

3285
02:27:14,840 --> 02:27:16,860
And thanks very much for bearing with us on that.

3286
02:27:16,960 --> 02:27:18,720
We didn't think we'd get through it, but we have done.

3287
02:27:18,840 --> 02:27:21,400
And we're really all the better off for it now as well.

3288
02:27:25,440 --> 02:27:26,720
Okay, get rid of that.

3289
02:27:26,880 --> 02:27:28,320
And then fucking open it up again.

3290
02:27:29,040 --> 02:27:29,840
Continue there.

3291
02:27:30,520 --> 02:27:31,680
And then we'll get rid of that.

3292
02:27:33,420 --> 02:27:34,160
What the hell?

3293
02:27:38,540 --> 02:27:39,580
Oh my goodness.

3294
02:27:40,380 --> 02:27:44,980
And we can put the face back on the screen again.

3295
02:27:45,760 --> 02:27:46,540
There we go.

3296
02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:51,200
And that was some OG rhymes and beats rhymes in life.

3297
02:27:51,300 --> 02:27:53,540
And I know some of you are shocked.

3298
02:27:54,640 --> 02:27:56,160
But I don't blame you as well.

3299
02:27:57,160 --> 02:27:58,080
I really don't.

3300
02:28:00,020 --> 02:28:01,480
Let's get this game moving along here.

3301
02:28:03,860 --> 02:28:04,820
What's the point?

3302
02:28:04,820 --> 02:28:04,860
What's the point?

3303
02:28:05,400 --> 02:28:06,540
Someone says, I don't know.

3304
02:28:07,080 --> 02:28:07,920
Love the singing.

3305
02:28:08,020 --> 02:28:14,320
Not going to bother seeing any more acts at the festival I'm at so long as the soulful melodies are ongoing.

3306
02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:15,940
I'm in my feet, says Matthew.

3307
02:28:16,380 --> 02:28:18,860
Who would be your favorite guest to have on, Francis?

3308
02:28:19,280 --> 02:28:19,680
Patrick.

3309
02:28:20,480 --> 02:28:20,920
Guest?

3310
02:28:21,040 --> 02:28:21,640
On what?

3311
02:28:22,640 --> 02:28:25,040
I've never had a guest on this thing on a stream.

3312
02:28:25,040 --> 02:28:26,840
There's no reason for us to stay any longer than necessary.

3313
02:28:27,660 --> 02:28:31,020
Let's split up, look for any survivors, and get out of here.

3314
02:28:33,420 --> 02:28:33,840
Right.

3315
02:28:34,900 --> 02:28:36,000
One last thing.

3316
02:28:36,480 --> 02:28:37,200
Here's a radio.

3317
02:28:37,620 --> 02:28:38,060
Take it.

3318
02:28:40,300 --> 02:28:42,820
That way we can keep in touch if anything happens.

3319
02:28:48,100 --> 02:28:55,400
It's a poignant moment there, and my music underscores the feeling of melancholic sadness.

3320
02:28:56,860 --> 02:29:00,580
There's still hope in the shape of Leon S. Kennedy's words.

3321
02:29:01,240 --> 02:29:04,600
Words which harken to a brighter future.

3322
02:29:04,820 --> 02:29:06,160
There's light at the end of the tunnel.

3323
02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:08,860
We are going to get out of this one way or the other.

3324
02:29:09,540 --> 02:29:16,460
Claire, however, is racked with the knowledge that her brother has absconded to Europe at the behest of Umbrella Headquarters.

3325
02:29:17,000 --> 02:29:23,080
This is a bioengineering firm, by the way, who've come up with a fucking virus, which has escaped the lab and infected the world.

3326
02:29:23,520 --> 02:29:23,840
Hmm.

3327
02:29:24,420 --> 02:29:25,800
Where have I heard that before?

3328
02:29:26,120 --> 02:29:27,780
And this game was made 20-odd years ago.

3329
02:29:27,860 --> 02:29:28,700
Crazy bit of business.

3330
02:29:29,100 --> 02:29:30,320
Mute the game, someone says.

3331
02:29:30,660 --> 02:29:32,220
And Jill Valentine Mines Crypto.

3332
02:29:32,260 --> 02:29:32,920
Thank you very much.

3333
02:29:33,040 --> 02:29:33,640
And Casabaglad.

3334
02:29:36,240 --> 02:29:41,240
Yeah, I was thinking there, did I have to mute the fucking game while I was doing the wrapping?

3335
02:29:41,380 --> 02:29:43,080
But I don't think, I think it added to it.

3336
02:29:43,100 --> 02:29:44,260
I think it might have enhanced it.

3337
02:29:45,900 --> 02:29:47,620
I think it enhanced it.

3338
02:29:47,700 --> 02:29:49,280
I don't have guests on this.

3339
02:29:50,660 --> 02:29:51,700
Who was asking me there?

3340
02:29:51,800 --> 02:29:54,160
Someone was asking me about what guests you want to have on.

3341
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:57,400
The best guests I have, guys, are you guys.

3342
02:29:57,920 --> 02:29:59,420
You're a great bunch of guests.

3343
02:30:00,500 --> 02:30:06,340
And the best thing is, I get to have the guests on every time I go online.

3344
02:30:06,340 --> 02:30:19,780
The precinct key is in the pocket.

3345
02:30:20,020 --> 02:30:23,600
There's no more space in that pocket for anything else other than nothing.

3346
02:30:24,680 --> 02:30:25,340
I'll tell you what.

3347
02:30:25,340 --> 02:30:28,140
Go over to this desk here, or this picture.

3348
02:30:28,340 --> 02:30:30,680
You can see the old Stars team crew.

3349
02:30:30,960 --> 02:30:32,180
Picture of the Stars members.

3350
02:30:32,740 --> 02:30:34,780
And there you can have Jill Valentine.

3351
02:30:35,360 --> 02:30:36,100
Barry Burton.

3352
02:30:36,700 --> 02:30:37,660
Albert Wesker.

3353
02:30:39,360 --> 02:30:40,580
Fernandez Leotardo.

3354
02:30:41,460 --> 02:30:43,940
You've got Francis Dunleavy.

3355
02:30:45,060 --> 02:30:46,520
Billy Ray Morton.

3356
02:30:47,180 --> 02:30:48,580
Jelly Roll Hughes.

3357
02:30:49,600 --> 02:30:51,280
Fantastic Mr. Fox.

3358
02:30:53,080 --> 02:30:54,300
Dara Higgins.

3359
02:30:55,200 --> 02:30:56,580
Quintin Stardust.

3360
02:30:57,480 --> 02:30:58,520
Leopold Blue.

3361
02:31:00,900 --> 02:31:02,100
Veracity Boo Boo.

3362
02:31:03,100 --> 02:31:04,580
Sinclair C5.

3363
02:31:05,420 --> 02:31:06,600
Barry Burton III.

3364
02:31:07,440 --> 02:31:08,560
Angel Paine.

3365
02:31:09,520 --> 02:31:10,400
Jerry Lally.

3366
02:31:11,680 --> 02:31:12,600
Spaceman.

3367
02:31:13,520 --> 02:31:14,700
Voodoo Fitzgibbon.

3368
02:31:16,080 --> 02:31:19,060
There is Darknet Dunleavy.

3369
02:31:20,080 --> 02:31:23,560
There is Five Star Gang Star.

3370
02:31:24,400 --> 02:31:26,940
You have the West Side East Sider.

3371
02:31:27,800 --> 02:31:30,700
The man known only as Space Bar on the keyboard.

3372
02:31:31,960 --> 02:31:34,780
You have a man who has a keyboard for a chest.

3373
02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:36,080
His name?

3374
02:31:36,660 --> 02:31:37,520
Button Press.

3375
02:31:38,340 --> 02:31:38,940
His surname?

3376
02:31:39,200 --> 02:31:40,220
QWERTY Keyboard.

3377
02:31:41,480 --> 02:31:42,080
His son?

3378
02:31:42,840 --> 02:31:44,340
Leopold Bloom II.

3379
02:31:45,580 --> 02:31:49,600
On the first row of gangsters, you have Jillian Valentine.

3380
02:31:50,360 --> 02:31:51,020
Middle name?

3381
02:31:51,500 --> 02:31:52,440
Sarah Dunleavy.

3382
02:31:53,580 --> 02:31:58,320
On her second to the left, you've got a sickener of a man.

3383
02:31:58,520 --> 02:32:01,540
Known as Augustinian Crabcake II.

3384
02:32:02,400 --> 02:32:06,600
To his right and left respectively, you have Bilbo Baggins.

3385
02:32:06,600 --> 02:32:11,840
And not only Bilbo Baggins, but Helghast.

3386
02:32:11,840 --> 02:32:13,260
$9,595.

3387
02:32:13,260 --> 02:32:14,120
$9,595.

3388
02:32:14,120 --> 02:32:14,260
$9,595.

3389
02:32:14,260 --> 02:32:15,160
$9,595.

3390
02:32:15,160 --> 02:32:16,080
$9,595.

3391
02:32:16,080 --> 02:32:17,080
$9,595.

3392
02:32:17,080 --> 02:32:18,280
Price.

3393
02:32:19,800 --> 02:32:25,340
What isn't revealed in this photograph is the guy who made the helicopter.

3394
02:32:25,520 --> 02:32:28,080
His name is Stash Jones III.

3395
02:32:28,080 --> 02:32:29,080
Pink I9.

3396
02:32:29,080 --> 02:32:31,000
Why haven't you responded to my emails?

3397
02:32:31,000 --> 02:32:32,260
I don't know.

3398
02:32:33,320 --> 02:32:33,960
PinkI9.

3399
02:32:34,640 --> 02:32:37,860
You've got another guy called Black and White.

3400
02:32:38,420 --> 02:32:45,880
There's a guy to the left of the circle who is only known by his code name, Warrior of the Beast Bog.

3401
02:32:46,320 --> 02:32:51,820
The Talland Man by Seamus Heaney is somewhere around there.

3402
02:32:52,560 --> 02:32:57,580
The Talland Man 2 by Patrick Kavanagh is there as well.

3403
02:32:57,980 --> 02:33:05,540
You have the Bog Man of Alcatraz down the back flaking off bits of teletissue just to get the place cleaned white.

3404
02:33:07,040 --> 02:33:14,540
You've got Bog Beluga Whale 596 who did the petrol filling for the helicopter.

3405
02:33:14,680 --> 02:33:17,480
He's not there that day, but he's there in the sky and in the spirit as well.

3406
02:33:21,220 --> 02:33:23,340
The Talland Man took the photograph.

3407
02:33:23,340 --> 02:33:24,160
Not in the picture.

3408
02:33:24,160 --> 02:33:25,720
He's the photographer of the unit.

3409
02:33:26,480 --> 02:33:42,160
The unit, collectively known as STARS, had to be disbanded after allegations were made about a few of the past members in a historical fucking case that became a centerfold of the Me Too generation.

3410
02:33:43,900 --> 02:33:50,340
To the far right of the screen, you have a far right agitator known only as Right Wing Ronnie.

3411
02:33:50,340 --> 02:34:07,620
He has a heavy online presence consisting of 15 sock puppet accounts on Twitter, 15 times 2 Facebook accounts spreading different memeology and lies, and some truths as well thrown into the lies just to make it credible.

3412
02:34:08,980 --> 02:34:17,760
On the far left of that, you have a far left agitator known only as Dark Heart the Third.

3413
02:34:18,760 --> 02:34:25,260
He has a skull and crossbones t-shirt on it which says, Kill All Fascists.

3414
02:34:26,260 --> 02:34:28,640
It's hidden by a flak jacket.

3415
02:34:29,080 --> 02:34:33,980
A jacket which is designed to take flak and bullets from every which way but loose.

3416
02:34:35,640 --> 02:34:52,100
Far right Ronnie and Dark Wing 7 will meet at one stage of the game, maybe in America in the next few years, at a protest gathering rally in the far never regions of one of the major urban conurbations over there.

3417
02:34:52,180 --> 02:34:53,520
It'll be live streamed.

3418
02:34:53,980 --> 02:34:55,920
It'll be live streamed and put on the internet.

3419
02:34:58,140 --> 02:34:59,380
But to what cause?

3420
02:34:59,380 --> 02:35:04,640
Is it for the cause of people, society in general, or the way things are going?

3421
02:35:04,640 --> 02:35:05,640
We don't know.

3422
02:35:05,640 --> 02:35:13,140
What will be known is that I will glean many hours of entertainment from watching all of this footage.

3423
02:35:14,140 --> 02:35:17,640
Simultaneously feeling kind of a little bit depressed.

3424
02:35:17,640 --> 02:35:24,640
But at the heart of it all, if someone gets a clattering, it will be entertaining to watch nonetheless.

3425
02:35:24,640 --> 02:35:25,140
God bless America.

3426
02:35:25,140 --> 02:35:27,460
God bless America.

3427
02:35:29,340 --> 02:35:34,900
And God bless all the live streams of the bad stuff that's going on when the protest happens as well.

3428
02:35:38,240 --> 02:35:43,200
Remember, if you get arrested, guys, you won't be getting into the States anytime soon.

3429
02:35:44,940 --> 02:35:47,400
But you will be able to watch it on a live stream anyway.

3430
02:35:53,640 --> 02:35:57,880
Now, another little secret twist in the tale, if you want it.

3431
02:35:59,140 --> 02:35:59,940
It's trashed.

3432
02:35:59,940 --> 02:36:01,340
Someone must have searched the desk.

3433
02:36:01,340 --> 02:36:02,540
Why don't you do this?

3434
02:36:02,540 --> 02:36:04,140
Keep searching the desk, right?

3435
02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:09,040
50, if you do it 50 times, you get a picture of Rebecca Chambers.

3436
02:36:09,040 --> 02:36:36,040
I wonder if it happens actually because I got the picture as Leon in the first game.

3437
02:36:36,040 --> 02:36:36,540
Maybe it's not.

3438
02:36:36,540 --> 02:36:39,040
Maybe you can't get it on the second scenario, Drakon.

3439
02:36:43,540 --> 02:36:44,340
Drakon it works.

3440
02:36:45,340 --> 02:36:47,240
This would be very embarrassing now if it doesn't work.

3441
02:36:48,540 --> 02:36:49,240
Oh, it works!

3442
02:36:50,540 --> 02:36:51,040
I can't carry it.

3443
02:36:51,040 --> 02:36:51,040
Fuck.

3444
02:36:51,040 --> 02:36:52,040
Well, that's that anyway.

3445
02:36:52,040 --> 02:36:53,040
It's there anyways.

3446
02:36:53,040 --> 02:36:54,040
We can't see it at the moment.

3447
02:36:54,040 --> 02:36:55,040
We'll have to come back another time.

3448
02:36:55,040 --> 02:36:56,040
Time well spent.

3449
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:56,040
And another thing I want to hit you with.

3450
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:56,040
Leon, what's he doing?

3451
02:36:56,040 --> 02:36:56,040
Still there.

3452
02:36:56,040 --> 02:37:00,540
That way we can keep in touch if anything happens.

3453
02:37:00,540 --> 02:37:07,540
That way we can keep in touch if anything happens.

3454
02:37:08,040 --> 02:37:24,540
That way we can keep in touch if anything happens.

3455
02:37:24,540 --> 02:37:28,360
It's funny because I don't know what the previous conversation was

3456
02:37:28,360 --> 02:37:30,860
So I don't know what the reference is that way

3457
02:37:30,860 --> 02:37:31,920
Oh it's a radio

3458
02:37:31,920 --> 02:37:35,900
He's giving you a radio for communicating with each other

3459
02:37:35,900 --> 02:37:38,100
From different parts of the building that you're not in

3460
02:37:38,100 --> 02:37:41,140
And that way

3461
02:37:41,140 --> 02:37:42,680
We can keep in touch

3462
02:37:42,680 --> 02:37:44,840
If anything happens

3463
02:37:44,840 --> 02:37:49,440
Whoa, hold on

3464
02:37:49,440 --> 02:37:57,840
You have one new fax mail

3465
02:37:57,840 --> 02:37:59,320
Sent today at

3466
02:37:59,320 --> 02:38:00,880
On Saturday

3467
02:38:00,880 --> 02:38:05,180
The 21st of August 2021

3468
02:38:05,180 --> 02:38:08,260
At 11.15

3469
02:38:08,260 --> 02:38:11,520
Hi Leon, it's Chris here

3470
02:38:11,520 --> 02:38:14,180
Can you tell Claire I'm in fucking Europe?

3471
02:38:15,180 --> 02:38:16,140
See you later

3472
02:38:16,140 --> 02:38:17,340
Boop, boop, boop

3473
02:38:17,340 --> 02:38:19,820
And now we've a memorandum

3474
02:38:19,820 --> 02:38:21,900
It's an investigative report

3475
02:38:21,900 --> 02:38:24,280
By the GZA

3476
02:38:24,280 --> 02:38:31,140
Yeah, alright, alright

3477
02:38:31,140 --> 02:38:33,800
I'm feeling alright tonight

3478
02:38:33,800 --> 02:38:35,200
Alright tonight

3479
02:38:35,200 --> 02:38:38,000
Do you want to feel alright tonight?

3480
02:38:38,460 --> 02:38:40,700
I'm feeling like this is the way to go

3481
02:38:40,700 --> 02:38:42,120
You're a floating head

3482
02:38:42,120 --> 02:38:44,940
I don't need the little camera instead

3483
02:38:44,940 --> 02:38:46,760
I've got this camera

3484
02:38:46,760 --> 02:38:48,320
It's the only one I need

3485
02:38:48,320 --> 02:38:49,680
The only one I see

3486
02:38:49,680 --> 02:38:51,760
Federal Police Department

3487
02:38:51,760 --> 02:38:55,040
Internal Investigation Report

3488
02:38:55,040 --> 02:38:57,220
It's the Viper Retort

3489
02:38:57,220 --> 02:39:01,040
We're coming back at you like the Cleo Cleopatra

3490
02:39:01,040 --> 02:39:07,520
Mr. Chris Redfield Raccoon City Police Department

3491
02:39:07,520 --> 02:39:12,200
S to the T to the T to the T to the T to the T to the T to the T to the T to the R to the S Division

3492
02:39:12,200 --> 02:39:14,840
As per your requests

3493
02:39:14,840 --> 02:39:19,080
We have conducted our internal investigation with our breasts

3494
02:39:19,080 --> 02:39:23,160
and discovered the following information.

3495
02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:25,520
Semi-colon one.

3496
02:39:26,520 --> 02:39:29,960
Regarding the G-virus currently under development

3497
02:39:29,960 --> 02:39:31,640
by an umbrella ink.

3498
02:39:32,300 --> 02:39:36,780
So far it's unconfirmed that the G-virus even exists.

3499
02:39:36,780 --> 02:39:39,560
We're continuing with our investigation.

3500
02:39:40,140 --> 02:39:41,160
What a gist.

3501
02:39:42,760 --> 02:39:44,280
Gonna go a little bit better now.

3502
02:39:44,400 --> 02:39:46,240
Gonna try and go a little bit better here.

3503
02:39:47,700 --> 02:39:48,220
Yeah.

3504
02:39:48,220 --> 02:39:48,420
Yeah.

3505
02:39:50,520 --> 02:39:51,080
What?

3506
02:39:52,300 --> 02:39:53,420
You may be sick.

3507
02:39:54,700 --> 02:39:55,820
You may be sick.

3508
02:39:57,060 --> 02:39:58,680
Regarding Mr. Brian Irons.

3509
02:39:59,440 --> 02:40:01,660
Chief of the Racco City Police Department.

3510
02:40:01,800 --> 02:40:02,800
Mr. Brian Irons.

3511
02:40:03,760 --> 02:40:05,560
Keep your irons in the fire yo.

3512
02:40:05,960 --> 02:40:07,800
Mr. Irons has allegedly received

3513
02:40:07,800 --> 02:40:10,100
a large sum of funds in bribes from me.

3514
02:40:10,460 --> 02:40:12,920
From the Umbrella Incorporated Company

3515
02:40:12,920 --> 02:40:14,340
over the last five years.

3516
02:40:14,580 --> 02:40:14,840
What?

3517
02:40:15,360 --> 02:40:17,540
He was apparently involved in the cover-up

3518
02:40:17,540 --> 02:40:20,340
of the mansion lab case along with several.

3519
02:40:20,340 --> 02:40:25,700
Other incidents in which Umbrella appears to have direct involvement.

3520
02:40:26,200 --> 02:40:28,000
Mr. Irons have been arrested under...

3521
02:40:28,000 --> 02:40:29,900
That sounded a bit Jamaican then.

3522
02:40:30,120 --> 02:40:31,900
Mr. Irons have been arrested.

3523
02:40:32,400 --> 02:40:33,740
Under suspicion of...

3524
02:40:33,740 --> 02:40:34,560
Rape.

3525
02:40:34,960 --> 02:40:36,420
On two separate accounts.

3526
02:40:36,420 --> 02:40:37,760
It got a bit dark there.

3527
02:40:37,760 --> 02:40:39,260
It got a bit dark.

3528
02:40:39,260 --> 02:40:41,720
But that's what it says in the fucking thing.

3529
02:40:42,120 --> 02:40:43,380
Sorry about that.

3530
02:40:43,620 --> 02:40:45,500
Things got a little bit dark there.

3531
02:40:45,840 --> 02:40:47,560
Things got a little bit dark.

3532
02:40:48,120 --> 02:40:51,420
It's only twenty past eleven on a Saturday morning.

3533
02:40:56,780 --> 02:40:57,260
Okay.

3534
02:40:57,580 --> 02:40:58,080
Let's do this.

3535
02:40:58,160 --> 02:40:58,740
Let's do this.

3536
02:41:00,700 --> 02:41:02,980
Let's just pretend it says rope.

3537
02:41:03,100 --> 02:41:07,200
Mr. Irons have been arrested under suspicion of rope.

3538
02:41:07,740 --> 02:41:11,160
On two separate accounts of during his years as a university student.

3539
02:41:12,160 --> 02:41:16,740
He underwent psychiatric evaluation as a result of the charges from the nation.

3540
02:41:17,200 --> 02:41:19,920
But was released due to circumstantial evidence.

3541
02:41:20,480 --> 02:41:21,040
Evidence.

3542
02:41:21,440 --> 02:41:25,580
As well as his phenomenal academic standing as such.

3543
02:41:26,180 --> 02:41:29,060
Extreme caution is advised when dealing with him.

3544
02:41:29,300 --> 02:41:29,800
Jack Hamilton.

3545
02:41:30,060 --> 02:41:30,880
Section Chief.

3546
02:41:31,140 --> 02:41:32,680
Internal Investigations.

3547
02:41:32,820 --> 02:41:33,560
United States.

3548
02:41:34,060 --> 02:41:35,240
Federal Police Department.

3549
02:41:35,500 --> 02:41:36,220
Sorry there.

3550
02:41:36,360 --> 02:41:38,480
The whole fucking thing kind of went a bit dark.

3551
02:41:38,640 --> 02:41:39,340
And I lost.

3552
02:41:39,440 --> 02:41:39,780
I got.

3553
02:41:40,300 --> 02:41:41,340
I lost my bollocks.

3554
02:41:41,540 --> 02:41:42,280
Halfway through there.

3555
02:41:42,360 --> 02:41:43,020
Because I thought.

3556
02:41:43,400 --> 02:41:44,440
This is not great now.

3557
02:41:44,500 --> 02:41:45,740
I'm doing a rap.

3558
02:41:46,160 --> 02:41:46,940
About rope.

3559
02:41:47,460 --> 02:41:47,980
And it's.

3560
02:41:48,080 --> 02:41:48,260
It's.

3561
02:41:48,480 --> 02:41:50,760
This isn't the content I was after for this time of day.

3562
02:41:51,320 --> 02:41:52,600
But I got to tell you something.

3563
02:41:53,260 --> 02:41:54,460
As a kid now.

3564
02:41:54,660 --> 02:41:54,980
Who had.

3565
02:41:55,580 --> 02:41:57,820
Managed to convince his parents to get me the game.

3566
02:41:57,880 --> 02:41:58,800
Even though it wasn't.

3567
02:41:58,900 --> 02:42:00,840
It was aimed at an age group higher than me.

3568
02:42:01,880 --> 02:42:03,700
I remember reading through the documents.

3569
02:42:04,340 --> 02:42:04,780
And thinking.

3570
02:42:04,780 --> 02:42:06,720
This is really.

3571
02:42:06,900 --> 02:42:07,940
It's a dark scenario.

3572
02:42:08,120 --> 02:42:08,280
Now.

3573
02:42:08,660 --> 02:42:10,620
I remember why I was so scared.

3574
02:42:10,860 --> 02:42:12,140
Playing the Claire scenario.

3575
02:42:12,700 --> 02:42:14,500
Getting into Chief Irons' office.

3576
02:42:14,640 --> 02:42:15,660
When you finally get in.

3577
02:42:17,320 --> 02:42:18,580
That's a scary moment.

3578
02:42:19,620 --> 02:42:19,800
Do you know.

3579
02:42:19,860 --> 02:42:21,100
He swivels around in the chair.

3580
02:42:21,200 --> 02:42:22,340
And he's got a dead woman.

3581
02:42:22,340 --> 02:42:24,320
On the fucking desk with him as well.

3582
02:42:25,340 --> 02:42:25,780
I've.

3583
02:42:26,000 --> 02:42:26,840
I've just.

3584
02:42:27,200 --> 02:42:27,980
Ruined the.

3585
02:42:28,080 --> 02:42:28,900
The surprise there.

3586
02:42:28,980 --> 02:42:29,720
But I mean it's.

3587
02:42:30,240 --> 02:42:31,920
I haven't told you exactly what I am.

3588
02:42:31,940 --> 02:42:32,960
It's a bit of a spoiler alert.

3589
02:42:33,060 --> 02:42:33,880
But it's not the fucking.

3590
02:42:34,040 --> 02:42:35,080
Whole top and bottom of it.

3591
02:42:35,640 --> 02:42:36,480
But I gotta tell you.

3592
02:42:36,860 --> 02:42:37,460
Fucking hell.

3593
02:42:38,100 --> 02:42:38,500
It's a.

3594
02:42:38,620 --> 02:42:39,320
That's a deep.

3595
02:42:39,580 --> 02:42:40,400
Deep vibe.

3596
02:42:40,560 --> 02:42:41,300
To be dealing with.

3597
02:42:41,420 --> 02:42:41,960
I know.

3598
02:42:42,180 --> 02:42:44,300
I should have just stuck to playing Cooler World.

3599
02:42:45,260 --> 02:42:45,900
Or a.

3600
02:42:45,900 --> 02:42:46,920
A different kind of game.

3601
02:42:46,980 --> 02:42:48,080
That didn't have any of those.

3602
02:42:48,080 --> 02:42:49,060
Kind of vibes in them.

3603
02:42:51,200 --> 02:42:52,680
And we'll just turn that off.

3604
02:42:52,880 --> 02:42:53,900
As a dog there.

3605
02:42:53,980 --> 02:42:54,380
Just barking.

3606
02:42:54,500 --> 02:42:55,140
Don't mind him.

3607
02:42:55,520 --> 02:42:56,280
He's a good guy.

3608
02:42:57,120 --> 02:42:57,640
He's a good guy.

3609
02:42:57,680 --> 02:42:59,180
He just likes to bark at things outside.

3610
02:42:59,380 --> 02:42:59,580
It's not.

3611
02:42:59,580 --> 02:43:00,480
It's not Muttman.

3612
02:43:00,560 --> 02:43:01,640
It's a different dog.

3613
02:43:02,640 --> 02:43:03,760
I'm not gonna get him.

3614
02:43:03,800 --> 02:43:04,860
I'm not going into it.

3615
02:43:05,180 --> 02:43:05,520
But.

3616
02:43:06,380 --> 02:43:07,520
Let it just be known.

3617
02:43:08,060 --> 02:43:10,040
I'm in control of a different dog.

3618
02:43:10,140 --> 02:43:11,420
For a certain period of time.

3619
02:43:12,720 --> 02:43:15,080
And he likes to bark at fucking things outside.

3620
02:43:15,920 --> 02:43:17,640
I can't continue there.

3621
02:43:17,920 --> 02:43:18,360
With that.

3622
02:43:18,600 --> 02:43:20,220
Can we just continue this fucking thing?

3623
02:43:20,660 --> 02:43:23,520
Milt Chris has been filed.

3624
02:43:23,860 --> 02:43:24,440
Wedding Wolf.

3625
02:43:24,540 --> 02:43:25,820
Thank you very much for that.

3626
02:43:26,960 --> 02:43:29,140
Says no minigun is gonna be stabbing me.

3627
02:43:31,860 --> 02:43:33,880
He is a sweet piece.

3628
02:43:33,960 --> 02:43:34,120
Yeah.

3629
02:43:34,180 --> 02:43:36,280
But I'm not gonna be pimping him out.

3630
02:43:36,780 --> 02:43:37,980
On the stream.

3631
02:43:38,940 --> 02:43:39,480
Look at this.

3632
02:43:42,000 --> 02:43:43,480
And that's a young child.

3633
02:43:44,240 --> 02:43:44,720
Help me.

3634
02:43:44,720 --> 02:43:46,700
Is being terrorised.

3635
02:43:47,300 --> 02:43:48,540
By the undead.

3636
02:43:50,160 --> 02:43:51,980
Not a nice scenario to be in.

3637
02:43:52,720 --> 02:43:54,840
And one which I've been in for quite some time now.

3638
02:43:54,920 --> 02:43:55,540
And I gotta tell you.

3639
02:43:55,580 --> 02:43:56,860
I'm not envious of the girl.

3640
02:43:57,220 --> 02:43:58,660
Because she doesn't have access to.

3641
02:43:58,860 --> 02:44:00,920
High velocity rounds of ammunition like this.

3642
02:44:02,660 --> 02:44:03,860
It's a lovely bit of business.

3643
02:44:04,000 --> 02:44:04,480
Bit loud.

3644
02:44:04,940 --> 02:44:05,360
Bit loud.

3645
02:44:05,400 --> 02:44:06,120
But we'll turn it down.

3646
02:44:06,440 --> 02:44:07,600
I'm gonna try and maybe.

3647
02:44:09,000 --> 02:44:10,020
We're gonna have to.

3648
02:44:10,360 --> 02:44:11,840
Figure out a way for the next stream.

3649
02:44:11,980 --> 02:44:13,380
To not have to fucking keep on.

3650
02:44:14,500 --> 02:44:15,500
Reopening and closing.

3651
02:44:15,800 --> 02:44:16,440
Fucking window.

3652
02:44:17,880 --> 02:44:19,300
And now you can't even see.

3653
02:44:19,660 --> 02:44:21,620
What I'm seeing on the bloody screen.

3654
02:44:27,280 --> 02:44:28,700
What the hell is going on here now?

3655
02:44:31,600 --> 02:44:31,960
Right.

3656
02:44:32,000 --> 02:44:32,560
So that's that.

3657
02:44:32,560 --> 02:44:32,640
That.

3658
02:44:38,640 --> 02:44:39,660
After that.

3659
02:44:40,820 --> 02:44:41,300
That.

3660
02:44:42,340 --> 02:44:42,960
And that road.

3661
02:44:44,320 --> 02:44:44,840
Continue.

3662
02:44:45,400 --> 02:44:45,660
Yeah.

3663
02:44:45,660 --> 02:44:46,520
It's two and a half.

3664
02:44:46,780 --> 02:44:48,740
Two and a half hours later.

3665
02:44:48,940 --> 02:44:51,200
Two hours and 45 minutes into the speed run.

3666
02:44:51,520 --> 02:44:53,760
We might have hit a little bit of a slow patch.

3667
02:44:54,160 --> 02:44:55,760
I'm not particularly sure myself.

3668
02:44:56,220 --> 02:44:58,040
However, I do believe that.

3669
02:44:58,220 --> 02:44:58,960
Oh, watch this now.

3670
02:44:59,360 --> 02:45:00,740
An orgiastic scenario.

3671
02:45:00,740 --> 02:45:04,060
Where zombies are feasting on the corpse.

3672
02:45:04,760 --> 02:45:07,080
Of some poor old bandersnatch.

3673
02:45:08,680 --> 02:45:13,200
And we have completely and utterly desecrated the scum.

3674
02:45:14,260 --> 02:45:14,720
Which have.

3675
02:45:14,860 --> 02:45:17,000
And I've laid waste to them.

3676
02:45:18,600 --> 02:45:19,960
None of this information looks useful.

3677
02:45:24,960 --> 02:45:26,840
Doesn't look like I can pass through here.

3678
02:45:35,840 --> 02:45:36,520
Desk's locked.

3679
02:45:36,700 --> 02:45:37,060
Lockpick.

3680
02:45:37,120 --> 02:45:37,800
Yeah, we'll use that.

3681
02:45:38,080 --> 02:45:39,220
Got nothing left, was there?

3682
02:45:39,440 --> 02:45:40,240
Tony's arms.

3683
02:45:40,700 --> 02:45:41,640
There's no point in taking it.

3684
02:45:41,680 --> 02:45:43,300
We don't need any of those bullets anymore.

3685
02:45:46,720 --> 02:45:49,420
Now if I can go back to the room with the hearts in it.

3686
02:45:51,540 --> 02:45:53,340
We can really rush through this.

3687
02:45:54,720 --> 02:45:56,880
That's the sound of more zombies coming through.

3688
02:45:57,340 --> 02:45:58,200
Look at these guys.

3689
02:45:58,960 --> 02:45:59,500
Sad.

3690
02:46:00,160 --> 02:46:00,560
Depressive.

3691
02:46:00,880 --> 02:46:01,440
Depressed.

3692
02:46:02,440 --> 02:46:03,000
Aimless.

3693
02:46:04,460 --> 02:46:04,980
Listless.

3694
02:46:06,280 --> 02:46:06,680
Smelly.

3695
02:46:07,340 --> 02:46:07,820
Disgusting.

3696
02:46:09,500 --> 02:46:09,980
Ravenous.

3697
02:46:10,380 --> 02:46:11,320
Hungry for blood.

3698
02:46:12,120 --> 02:46:13,040
Hungry for pain.

3699
02:46:13,560 --> 02:46:14,080
Wanton.

3700
02:46:14,080 --> 02:46:17,460
This is a puzzle.

3701
02:46:17,860 --> 02:46:20,860
Which you use to get the rook plug.

3702
02:46:20,980 --> 02:46:24,140
But I have no space in the inventory to get the rook plug.

3703
02:46:24,260 --> 02:46:25,440
So I will move upstairs.

3704
02:46:25,660 --> 02:46:26,820
At a frightening rate.

3705
02:46:27,900 --> 02:46:31,500
And traverse the upper stage balcony of the police station.

3706
02:46:32,220 --> 02:46:35,580
Now what this will do is allow me to go over to the room with the red busts.

3707
02:46:36,840 --> 02:46:37,580
I have to go back.

3708
02:46:37,660 --> 02:46:38,120
It's the wrong way.

3709
02:46:38,160 --> 02:46:38,800
I need to go downstairs.

3710
02:46:39,080 --> 02:46:41,840
I'll go around to the room with the guys with the hearts.

3711
02:46:42,920 --> 02:46:45,000
And I put the stones inside the hearts.

3712
02:46:45,220 --> 02:46:52,900
And then I get another key or something which will allow us to progress through the game at pace.

3713
02:46:54,560 --> 02:46:56,160
It's a fantastic scenario.

3714
02:46:56,800 --> 02:47:01,280
And one which I'm very proud to have been able to have brought you first before anyone else.

3715
02:47:02,700 --> 02:47:04,280
Even though I did do this two years ago.

3716
02:47:04,280 --> 02:47:05,680
It was a different scenario of course.

3717
02:47:05,760 --> 02:47:06,680
It was a different person.

3718
02:47:06,800 --> 02:47:07,820
It was Leon S. Kennedy.

3719
02:47:08,120 --> 02:47:08,980
Not Claire B.

3720
02:47:11,080 --> 02:47:12,720
Claire Redfield is her name.

3721
02:47:15,220 --> 02:47:16,320
B is the scenario.

3722
02:47:19,620 --> 02:47:21,500
And there we open the door.

3723
02:47:21,500 --> 02:47:24,080
And we leave.

3724
02:47:25,080 --> 02:47:27,000
We enter the room.

3725
02:47:27,740 --> 02:47:34,200
Which makes the sound of a nice anxiety soothing musical piece.

3726
02:47:34,400 --> 02:47:35,020
BMG.

3727
02:47:35,140 --> 02:47:36,480
Back Music Ground.

3728
02:47:37,040 --> 02:47:37,840
It's lovely stuff.

3729
02:47:38,020 --> 02:47:39,300
You can save your progress with this.

3730
02:47:39,360 --> 02:47:40,100
We use the ink ribbon.

3731
02:47:40,240 --> 02:47:40,680
I will.

3732
02:47:41,460 --> 02:47:43,660
I'll save the game there on Memory Card 1.

3733
02:47:44,160 --> 02:47:44,560
Tell you.

3734
02:47:44,800 --> 02:47:46,740
Next time we play this.

3735
02:47:47,260 --> 02:47:50,160
There's going to be no memory card.

3736
02:47:50,960 --> 02:47:52,680
It's going to be pure save scum.

3737
02:47:53,100 --> 02:47:54,220
I'm going to figure that out.

3738
02:47:54,500 --> 02:47:55,460
It's going to be a brilliant.

3739
02:47:55,840 --> 02:47:56,740
Brilliant scenario.

3740
02:47:57,760 --> 02:47:58,040
But.

3741
02:47:58,700 --> 02:47:59,780
At this juncture.

3742
02:48:00,600 --> 02:48:02,540
Two hours and 48 minutes.

3743
02:48:02,740 --> 02:48:03,500
Into the stream.

3744
02:48:05,820 --> 02:48:06,680
I have to say.

3745
02:48:06,760 --> 02:48:07,980
It's the end of the first chapter.

3746
02:48:09,040 --> 02:48:10,440
The return to Resident Evil 2.

3747
02:48:10,560 --> 02:48:11,220
Has been fraught.

3748
02:48:11,320 --> 02:48:12,440
With different complications.

3749
02:48:13,120 --> 02:48:14,240
Some of them technical.

3750
02:48:15,160 --> 02:48:16,220
Some of them practical.

3751
02:48:17,060 --> 02:48:18,120
But I like to say.

3752
02:48:18,300 --> 02:48:19,920
That every one of those problems.

3753
02:48:20,320 --> 02:48:21,240
Has been traversed.

3754
02:48:21,660 --> 02:48:22,500
And all the obstacles.

3755
02:48:22,500 --> 02:48:23,560
Have been surmounted.

3756
02:48:23,920 --> 02:48:25,960
At a frightening and alarming pace.

3757
02:48:26,540 --> 02:48:27,040
None of which.

3758
02:48:27,120 --> 02:48:27,900
Has ever been seen.

3759
02:48:27,980 --> 02:48:29,320
Or committed to stream before.

3760
02:48:30,580 --> 02:48:31,420
I'm great.

3761
02:48:31,700 --> 02:48:32,480
And the game.

3762
02:48:32,680 --> 02:48:33,780
Is fantastic as well.

3763
02:48:33,860 --> 02:48:35,180
And I'm going really well at it.

3764
02:48:35,600 --> 02:48:36,280
And I can.

3765
02:48:36,900 --> 02:48:37,420
Vision.

3766
02:48:37,980 --> 02:48:39,360
I can visionarily.

3767
02:48:39,640 --> 02:48:39,880
See.

3768
02:48:40,480 --> 02:48:41,640
Me completing it.

3769
02:48:42,100 --> 02:48:43,720
Before the allotted time.

3770
02:48:43,800 --> 02:48:44,680
Of the speed run.

3771
02:48:45,240 --> 02:48:45,740
Runs out.

3772
02:48:48,520 --> 02:48:50,260
I can almost smell the victory.

3773
02:48:50,740 --> 02:48:51,540
It's nearby.

3774
02:48:51,540 --> 02:48:52,500
It's close.

3775
02:48:54,840 --> 02:48:56,320
Lovely start to the Saturday.

3776
02:48:56,480 --> 02:48:58,880
May the rest of your Saturday.

3777
02:48:59,640 --> 02:49:00,180
Be fraught.

3778
02:49:00,260 --> 02:49:01,420
With no complications.

3779
02:49:01,940 --> 02:49:02,540
And only.

3780
02:49:02,780 --> 02:49:03,160
Joy.

3781
02:49:03,220 --> 02:49:04,880
And class stuff.

3782
02:49:07,260 --> 02:49:08,680
Thank you very much.

3783
02:49:08,680 --> 02:49:09,620
For tuning in.

3784
02:49:09,620 --> 02:49:10,500
To this chapter.

3785
02:49:10,500 --> 02:49:12,840
Of Resident Evil 2.

3786
02:49:12,960 --> 02:49:14,080
Clear scenario B.

3787
02:49:14,600 --> 02:49:15,560
Saturday morning.

3788
02:49:16,420 --> 02:49:17,060
The next one.

3789
02:49:17,560 --> 02:49:18,700
We don't know when.

3790
02:49:19,400 --> 02:49:21,220
But it could be another early morning scenario.

3791
02:49:21,420 --> 02:49:21,680
Start.

3792
02:49:22,460 --> 02:49:23,140
Either tomorrow.

3793
02:49:23,640 --> 02:49:24,220
The day after.

3794
02:49:24,720 --> 02:49:25,740
Or the day after that.

3795
02:49:26,540 --> 02:49:28,680
Other streams may come and go in between.

3796
02:49:28,920 --> 02:49:29,460
To those.

3797
02:49:30,160 --> 02:49:31,480
But all I gotta say is.

3798
02:49:32,040 --> 02:49:33,800
For the Resident Evil heads out there.

3799
02:49:34,480 --> 02:49:34,820
This.

3800
02:49:35,500 --> 02:49:36,640
Is what you wanted.

3801
02:49:37,120 --> 02:49:37,460
This.

3802
02:49:37,460 --> 02:49:38,440
Is what you got.

3803
02:49:39,160 --> 02:49:39,880
And this.

3804
02:49:40,260 --> 02:49:41,680
Is what you're gonna be getting again.

3805
02:49:42,040 --> 02:49:43,560
But with other stuff thrown into it.

3806
02:49:43,620 --> 02:49:44,140
The next time.

3807
02:49:45,140 --> 02:49:45,800
So for me.

3808
02:49:46,140 --> 02:49:46,980
Francis Higgins.

3809
02:49:47,340 --> 02:49:47,700
To you.

3810
02:49:47,780 --> 02:49:48,200
The stream.

3811
02:49:48,920 --> 02:49:49,860
I'd like to say a big.

3812
02:49:49,920 --> 02:49:50,100
Big.

3813
02:49:50,180 --> 02:49:50,320
Big.

3814
02:49:50,420 --> 02:49:50,860
Thank you.

3815
02:49:51,400 --> 02:49:51,980
A welcome.

3816
02:49:52,340 --> 02:49:52,800
To everyone.

3817
02:49:52,980 --> 02:49:54,300
Who joined us in the first place.

3818
02:49:54,820 --> 02:49:55,320
And a big.

3819
02:49:55,680 --> 02:49:56,160
Sayonara.

3820
02:49:56,280 --> 02:49:57,120
And thank you very much.

3821
02:49:57,160 --> 02:49:57,600
To everyone.

3822
02:49:57,980 --> 02:49:58,640
Who turned up.

3823
02:49:58,980 --> 02:49:59,520
Yet again.

3824
02:50:00,400 --> 02:50:01,200
In droves.

3825
02:50:01,940 --> 02:50:02,780
In your hundreds.

3826
02:50:03,440 --> 02:50:04,540
I dare say thousands.

3827
02:50:05,240 --> 02:50:06,680
The tally might not look like that.

3828
02:50:06,720 --> 02:50:07,760
Underneath the fucking screen.

3829
02:50:08,220 --> 02:50:10,080
But I dare say that it's reached thousands.

3830
02:50:10,720 --> 02:50:12,480
But the numbers just aren't being processed.

3831
02:50:12,800 --> 02:50:13,240
Properly.

3832
02:50:13,880 --> 02:50:15,520
No sexism in this one lads.

3833
02:50:16,380 --> 02:50:17,400
Another thing as well.

3834
02:50:18,000 --> 02:50:19,800
Wasn't it great the way I did the business?

3835
02:50:21,020 --> 02:50:22,180
And another thing as well.

3836
02:50:22,780 --> 02:50:24,100
The minigun in the box.

3837
02:50:24,480 --> 02:50:25,940
Was the piece de resistance.

3838
02:50:26,700 --> 02:50:28,500
That I didn't envisage happening.

3839
02:50:28,920 --> 02:50:30,020
But when it came about.

3840
02:50:30,160 --> 02:50:30,800
It came about.

3841
02:50:30,860 --> 02:50:31,760
And it came about hard.

3842
02:50:31,860 --> 02:50:33,120
And it came about fast as well.

3843
02:50:34,780 --> 02:50:35,260
Cravswagá.

3844
02:50:35,600 --> 02:50:37,120
Thank you very much for your tip.

3845
02:50:37,520 --> 02:50:38,680
I hope you're getting on well.

3846
02:50:39,000 --> 02:50:40,040
That life's treating you well.

3847
02:50:40,080 --> 02:50:40,960
And you're having a good time.

3848
02:50:42,720 --> 02:50:43,600
It's at this point.

3849
02:50:43,680 --> 02:50:45,020
I need to say goodbye to y'all.

3850
02:50:45,740 --> 02:50:47,380
To use an American nation.

3851
02:50:47,380 --> 02:50:48,020
Of the term.

3852
02:50:48,440 --> 02:50:48,880
You all.

3853
02:50:49,540 --> 02:50:50,600
It's nice to see you.

3854
02:50:50,960 --> 02:50:52,040
It's nice to have had you.

3855
02:50:53,680 --> 02:50:54,880
And it's nice to know.

3856
02:50:54,960 --> 02:50:55,680
That going forward.

3857
02:50:55,680 --> 02:50:57,840
We're going to solidify a union ship.

3858
02:50:58,100 --> 02:50:58,680
And a partnership.

3859
02:50:59,200 --> 02:51:00,080
And a strength.

3860
02:51:00,080 --> 02:51:00,800
Driven.

3861
02:51:01,460 --> 02:51:01,980
Confrere.

3862
02:51:03,840 --> 02:51:05,600
Of triadic pain.

3863
02:51:05,680 --> 02:51:06,940
And nomadic justice.

3864
02:51:07,620 --> 02:51:08,800
Which is going to really.

3865
02:51:09,040 --> 02:51:09,900
All encompass.

3866
02:51:10,540 --> 02:51:12,140
The rest of the streams.

3867
02:51:14,720 --> 02:51:15,940
words fail.

3868
02:51:15,940 --> 02:51:17,160
Me.

3869
02:51:17,160 --> 02:51:17,160
Me.

3870
02:51:17,160 --> 02:51:18,340
At the best of times.

3871
02:51:18,900 --> 02:51:22,680
But it's times like this that I know where I stand in the world.

3872
02:51:23,580 --> 02:51:26,840
And when we're in a good standing together, it's a good standing true.

3873
02:51:27,200 --> 02:51:29,900
No one's going to get in the fucking way of the progress we're going to make.

3874
02:51:30,360 --> 02:51:31,940
What about the progress we have made?

3875
02:51:32,540 --> 02:51:34,560
What about the times we went through those doors?

3876
02:51:35,120 --> 02:51:38,060
What about those guys that got dropped like a hot snot?

3877
02:51:38,400 --> 02:51:38,940
Big time.

3878
02:51:39,280 --> 02:51:41,180
I'm talking minigun bullets to the gullet.

3879
02:51:41,620 --> 02:51:43,520
15 rounds per second per annum.

3880
02:51:44,340 --> 02:51:48,100
Don't even dare to fucking besmirch the kind of work I put in here.

3881
02:51:48,920 --> 02:51:59,340
The absolute indignity of some people coming into here and thinking they can absolutely wipe the floor with their words is just astounding.

3882
02:52:00,420 --> 02:52:07,400
Some people thought that I couldn't do this and made their case felt by writing that out there.

3883
02:52:07,920 --> 02:52:09,180
Putting the words out there.

3884
02:52:09,320 --> 02:52:10,560
Trying to put me off my game.

3885
02:52:11,920 --> 02:52:14,100
The game's still getting played, guys.

3886
02:52:14,980 --> 02:52:16,560
The game never got stopped getting played.

3887
02:52:17,480 --> 02:52:19,220
The game player is right here.

3888
02:52:20,460 --> 02:52:21,400
Player number one.

3889
02:52:21,860 --> 02:52:22,760
Numero uno.

3890
02:52:23,300 --> 02:52:24,280
Insert coin.

3891
02:52:24,840 --> 02:52:26,020
Because it's game over.

3892
02:52:28,120 --> 02:52:30,960
You'd know it if you ever had it in front of you, but you didn't.

3893
02:52:34,600 --> 02:52:44,200
And to come in here and to level accusations of non-ableness to play the game at a fucking alarming and frightening rate is just absolutely astounding.

3894
02:52:44,340 --> 02:52:52,240
It speaks only to the fucking failures of many, many, many attempters at trying to get this speedrun done.

3895
02:52:53,920 --> 02:52:56,340
I said I wouldn't go off on this one tonight.

3896
02:52:56,340 --> 02:52:57,540
Or this morning, sorry.

3897
02:52:57,740 --> 02:53:00,120
But I'm here now and I might as well fucking say it.

3898
02:53:01,220 --> 02:53:02,640
There's a lot of haters out there.

3899
02:53:02,720 --> 02:53:03,440
A lot of doubters.

3900
02:53:05,900 --> 02:53:10,820
I just love to see you guys in the dust.

3901
02:53:10,960 --> 02:53:12,560
The dust trail that I'm leaving.

3902
02:53:12,980 --> 02:53:14,600
A lot of good support as well.

3903
02:53:14,660 --> 02:53:15,400
Don't get me wrong.

3904
02:53:15,480 --> 02:53:16,040
A lot of support.

3905
02:53:16,120 --> 02:53:18,000
I'd say majority support.

3906
02:53:19,000 --> 02:53:25,140
But there's a lot of haters out there who want to see me not get this speedrun done at the time that it's meant to be clocked at.

3907
02:53:25,200 --> 02:53:25,980
A world record.

3908
02:53:27,440 --> 02:53:28,660
You got it wrong, guys.

3909
02:53:29,480 --> 02:53:30,480
You got it wrong, didn't you?

3910
02:53:33,700 --> 02:53:34,840
Almost makes me sick.

3911
02:53:36,900 --> 02:53:38,580
And if I could get sick, I would.

3912
02:53:38,680 --> 02:53:44,280
But I wouldn't even give you the honesty of the fucking doubt of the fucking pleasure of being able to see that happen on a stream.

3913
02:53:45,360 --> 02:53:48,500
I'd say I'm sorry and I'll say sayonara tonight.

3914
02:53:48,600 --> 02:53:49,720
I'll say goodbye tomorrow.

3915
02:53:50,560 --> 02:53:51,800
What about today that means?

3916
02:53:52,420 --> 02:53:54,280
Today is what means the most to me.

3917
02:53:55,260 --> 02:53:56,860
Today at this point here in time.

3918
02:54:01,120 --> 02:54:03,360
I played this game for a long time.

3919
02:54:04,060 --> 02:54:05,740
I think it's a goddamn liberty.

3920
02:54:06,400 --> 02:54:09,340
I should have to explain myself to people out there.

3921
02:54:10,680 --> 02:54:11,480
Prove myself.

3922
02:54:13,400 --> 02:54:15,840
You don't even know what day of the week it is, guys.

3923
02:54:16,760 --> 02:54:17,340
Not all of you.

3924
02:54:17,960 --> 02:54:18,760
There's a select few.

3925
02:54:19,080 --> 02:54:21,520
Now, getting back to the people who do support.

3926
02:54:22,020 --> 02:54:25,400
I want to say a big thanks very much for the support that you've given us.

3927
02:54:26,220 --> 02:54:29,640
Not only in so far as the game is concerned itself.

3928
02:54:30,520 --> 02:54:35,900
But looking at the fucking moral fibre and support which is pumped into the gusto.

3929
02:54:38,900 --> 02:54:44,800
It's so nice and so wholesome and relatable that it's actually sickening.

3930
02:54:45,800 --> 02:54:49,540
But I've got over that and I'm back again and thinking it is nice.

3931
02:54:51,280 --> 02:54:57,200
There were times when I was getting attacked and openly snacked upon by a few zomboids.

3932
02:54:58,040 --> 02:54:59,580
I didn't have a herb to my name.

3933
02:55:00,360 --> 02:55:02,060
Didn't have a fucking spray to the pocket.

3934
02:55:02,660 --> 02:55:04,000
Didn't have a bullet to a gun.

3935
02:55:05,480 --> 02:55:07,260
Those were the hardest times of my life.

3936
02:55:07,260 --> 02:55:15,060
I came through that and I came through with strength, determination, tenacity and hard faced grit.

3937
02:55:17,100 --> 02:55:20,020
I dare say you've ever had it in front of you guys.

3938
02:55:21,820 --> 02:55:25,460
One more thing before I leave the realm of possibility here.

3939
02:55:26,660 --> 02:55:27,620
Where were you?

3940
02:55:28,620 --> 02:55:30,260
All those times I did it.

3941
02:55:30,540 --> 02:55:31,700
In record numbers.

3942
02:55:32,900 --> 02:55:34,480
I'm not talking about on stream.

3943
02:55:35,360 --> 02:55:36,640
I'm talking about off stream too.

3944
02:55:37,580 --> 02:55:38,180
Where were you?

3945
02:55:40,100 --> 02:55:41,000
What were you doing?

3946
02:55:46,380 --> 02:55:47,540
I'd tell you where you are.

3947
02:55:50,500 --> 02:55:52,120
You were scratching your arse.

3948
02:55:54,700 --> 02:55:55,820
That's the God's Honest.

3949
02:55:55,820 --> 02:56:01,620
And the sooner you wake up to the realisation that that's what has actually been going on.

3950
02:56:01,620 --> 02:56:07,760
The sooner I can get this game done in record speedrun time.

3951
02:56:08,980 --> 02:56:14,580
And wipe the tears away from your eyes with my success in the game.

3952
02:56:15,820 --> 02:56:22,660
Because nothing, nothing wipes the tear away from the eye of the enemy than the success of the speedrun.

3953
02:56:23,300 --> 02:56:24,720
I live for the speed.

3954
02:56:24,720 --> 02:56:28,260
I've died for the speed.

3955
02:56:30,780 --> 02:56:32,600
I've risen again for the speed.

3956
02:56:33,100 --> 02:56:34,620
And I'm back again for more.

3957
02:56:35,460 --> 02:56:36,780
It's a speedrun guys.

3958
02:56:37,580 --> 02:56:38,220
Get a grip.

3959
02:56:38,780 --> 02:56:39,780
Get a hold of yourself.

3960
02:56:40,300 --> 02:56:43,680
Look in the mirror when you get home today, tonight, tomorrow, this morning.

3961
02:56:43,800 --> 02:56:44,500
Whatever it is.

3962
02:56:46,580 --> 02:56:47,820
Ask yourself one question.

3963
02:56:47,900 --> 02:56:48,900
Did I speedrun today?

3964
02:56:51,220 --> 02:56:52,260
Or did I doubt?

3965
02:56:52,380 --> 02:57:02,040
I just find it funny.

3966
02:57:02,460 --> 02:57:03,800
I really find it funny.

3967
02:57:03,800 --> 02:57:15,360
The level of determination that some people put into trying to besmirch the good name of good, strong-willed competitors.

3968
02:57:15,360 --> 02:57:37,140
I think this has to be said.

3969
02:57:37,140 --> 02:57:50,280
None of you have been anything other than superb individuals in your own right and merit.

3970
02:57:50,560 --> 02:57:53,600
That's something that's not going to get said often, so remember that.

3971
02:57:56,100 --> 02:58:10,560
I was out today getting coffee.

3972
02:58:11,480 --> 02:58:12,740
Very early in the morning.

3973
02:58:13,900 --> 02:58:16,560
Quarter past eight on a Saturday morning.

3974
02:58:19,560 --> 02:58:20,740
Did you ever do that?

3975
02:58:22,380 --> 02:58:25,740
Did you ever see what it was like outside at that time on a Saturday?

3976
02:58:35,540 --> 02:58:37,060
I went into that Sentra.

3977
02:58:38,460 --> 02:58:39,740
Other shops are available.

3978
02:58:40,700 --> 02:58:42,740
Not knowing what was going to unfold today.

3979
02:58:44,360 --> 02:58:45,460
And neither did ye.

3980
02:58:45,460 --> 02:58:51,280
Thank you.

3981
02:58:51,660 --> 02:58:52,840
Rangelog, thank you very much.

3982
02:58:53,100 --> 02:58:54,620
Howard Thirst and Wi-Fi Man.

3983
02:58:54,780 --> 02:58:56,100
That Cadian stream was class.

3984
02:58:59,400 --> 02:59:01,520
I believe Thirst is doing very, very well.

3985
02:59:02,500 --> 02:59:03,200
For himself.

3986
02:59:04,900 --> 02:59:06,780
And Wi-Fi Man, I haven't heard from.

3987
02:59:09,640 --> 02:59:11,120
But let me tell you something else.

3988
02:59:11,480 --> 02:59:12,660
Before I go here today.

3989
02:59:13,200 --> 02:59:16,120
I want to say a big thanks to everyone who's fucking tuned into this.

3990
02:59:17,820 --> 02:59:24,660
Each and every one of you have been the driving force behind the totalitarian spirit.

3991
02:59:25,020 --> 02:59:35,600
Which is necessary to be able to have an all-encompassing specter of survival horror instinct in a speed running realm.

3992
02:59:35,740 --> 02:59:39,200
I don't expect any of you to understand what I'm talking about when I say that.

3993
02:59:39,600 --> 02:59:41,000
But I know that you're getting the vibe.

3994
02:59:41,500 --> 02:59:42,280
I really do.

3995
02:59:42,280 --> 02:59:45,160
I feel sorry for you.

3996
02:59:45,960 --> 02:59:47,400
I really do, guys.

3997
02:59:49,060 --> 02:59:52,240
Thank you very much, ZombieG5euro for your tip.

3998
02:59:52,300 --> 02:59:52,920
Thank you very much.

3999
02:59:53,040 --> 02:59:57,520
Did you disclose your unpaid internship minding the unnamed dog?

4000
02:59:57,620 --> 02:59:58,240
I didn't.

4001
03:00:00,180 --> 03:00:00,580
Look.

4002
03:00:02,480 --> 03:00:08,880
It was the barking of the dog which highlighted my inability to look after him properly.

4003
03:00:09,260 --> 03:00:11,880
Which has prompted the swift exit of the stream.

4004
03:00:11,880 --> 03:00:14,540
But it's only on pause.

4005
03:00:14,540 --> 03:00:15,100
Why?

4006
03:00:15,100 --> 03:00:16,380
It's a speed run.

4007
03:00:16,380 --> 03:00:21,740
So far, we've been at this for three whole hours.

4008
03:00:21,740 --> 03:00:29,200
I believe I've been able to give you, each and every one of you, a personalized thank you.

4009
03:00:30,200 --> 03:00:33,940
And that might not have actually happened literally in the literal sense.

4010
03:00:33,940 --> 03:00:40,560
But I know for a goddamn fact that this has happened.

4011
03:00:42,560 --> 03:00:44,480
It might be the end of the stream right now.

4012
03:00:45,440 --> 03:00:47,480
But it's not the end of the last goodbye.

4013
03:00:49,740 --> 03:00:54,960
This is only one of the many goodbyes which we're going to say in the next few years.

4014
03:00:54,960 --> 03:00:55,920
Next few.

4015
03:00:56,160 --> 03:00:58,120
However fucking long we've got.

4016
03:00:59,260 --> 03:00:59,740
Today?

4017
03:01:00,340 --> 03:01:01,840
That's a different biscuit entirely.

4018
03:01:03,200 --> 03:01:07,500
You might as well empty the biscuit barrel and throw away those fucking custard creams you've got.

4019
03:01:07,960 --> 03:01:10,920
Because right now, we're cooking up a nice hefty digestive.

4020
03:01:11,720 --> 03:01:13,840
Smatter the fucking milk chocolate all over it.

4021
03:01:14,680 --> 03:01:15,360
Splodge it.

4022
03:01:16,480 --> 03:01:21,100
With none other than the middle bits from the custard creams that you throw in the bin.

4023
03:01:21,640 --> 03:01:24,320
You've got yourself a custard chocolate digestive.

4024
03:01:25,700 --> 03:01:27,420
No sexism in this one, lads.

4025
03:01:31,180 --> 03:01:34,220
Who goes there into the dark realm?

4026
03:01:35,060 --> 03:01:36,500
On a Saturday afternoon.

4027
03:01:36,760 --> 03:01:38,980
Without the knowledge, the spirit, the hope.

4028
03:01:42,920 --> 03:01:44,540
That we will see a brighter day.

4029
03:01:44,640 --> 03:01:47,960
That we will put those red jewels into the busts of the women on the walls.

4030
03:01:49,660 --> 03:01:50,020
Hmm?

4031
03:01:50,960 --> 03:01:51,660
Is it me?

4032
03:01:52,040 --> 03:01:52,620
Is it you?

4033
03:01:56,180 --> 03:01:59,020
I dare say you'd know if you ever had it in front of you guys.

4034
03:02:00,080 --> 03:02:02,320
But you don't and you haven't and you won't.

4035
03:02:02,320 --> 03:02:03,200
Sometimes...

4036
03:02:03,200 --> 03:02:03,200
Sometimes...

4037
03:02:03,200 --> 03:02:19,800
I find it hard to really comprehend the reality of the situation.

4038
03:02:20,480 --> 03:02:22,280
No sex discrimination in this one, lads.

4039
03:02:23,940 --> 03:02:25,200
But we're here now anyway.

4040
03:02:26,160 --> 03:02:27,400
And I want to say goodnight.

4041
03:02:27,860 --> 03:02:28,940
I want to say good afternoon.

4042
03:02:29,520 --> 03:02:30,320
And thank you.

4043
03:02:30,980 --> 03:02:31,900
For being with us.

4044
03:02:36,840 --> 03:02:38,660
I'm not one for goodbyes myself.

4045
03:02:40,500 --> 03:02:41,400
But I am one.

4046
03:02:42,100 --> 03:02:42,800
For good boys.

4047
03:02:43,180 --> 03:02:44,020
Because I'm a good boy.

4048
03:02:45,180 --> 03:02:46,440
I'm not a bad lad.

4049
03:02:47,480 --> 03:02:48,900
I'll give everything I've got.

4050
03:02:50,020 --> 03:02:52,040
And I'll take nothing for granted.

4051
03:02:54,820 --> 03:02:58,140
But the way in which you've conducted yourselves today.

4052
03:02:58,740 --> 03:03:00,140
Exemplary as it was.

4053
03:03:01,240 --> 03:03:02,380
And as emblematic.

4054
03:03:03,360 --> 03:03:07,540
Of good character and good faith as it could be described or interpreted.

4055
03:03:08,700 --> 03:03:11,760
There's been a fifth column out there.

4056
03:03:12,080 --> 03:03:14,920
Which has doubted the fucking tenacity.

4057
03:03:15,740 --> 03:03:16,920
And my word as well.

4058
03:03:17,060 --> 03:03:18,460
In getting this stream done.

4059
03:03:21,000 --> 03:03:24,540
I'm not going to name names or level accusations of bullshit of people.

4060
03:03:25,720 --> 03:03:28,600
But there's something not right in the air.

4061
03:03:29,280 --> 03:03:29,860
Out there.

4062
03:03:31,340 --> 03:03:33,040
A lot of you said I couldn't do it.

4063
03:03:33,140 --> 03:03:34,480
A lot of people said it couldn't be done.

4064
03:03:34,840 --> 03:03:36,460
Not even a personal vendetta.

4065
03:03:37,000 --> 03:03:37,920
One of which...

4066
03:03:37,920 --> 03:03:38,600
Thanks brother Tim.

4067
03:03:39,320 --> 03:03:41,620
Has been harbored for years maybe.

4068
03:03:42,180 --> 03:03:44,440
Of seeing me succeed in the speedrun realm.

4069
03:03:46,440 --> 03:03:47,640
Brainslug, thank you very much.

4070
03:03:47,640 --> 03:03:55,720
I want to say goodbye.

4071
03:03:56,400 --> 03:03:58,080
And end the stream on a positive note.

4072
03:04:00,220 --> 03:04:02,060
No sex discrimination in this one lad.

4073
03:04:04,080 --> 03:04:05,040
What are ye?

4074
03:04:06,680 --> 03:04:07,900
And what are ye?

4075
03:04:09,220 --> 03:04:12,340
If ye can't, get a speedrun done on time.

4076
03:04:13,760 --> 03:04:16,780
Who is the man who tries his hand at the run of the speed?

4077
03:04:17,860 --> 03:04:19,060
The stroke of the hand.

4078
03:04:19,240 --> 03:04:20,080
The hand of the clock.

4079
03:04:20,860 --> 03:04:22,040
The small one and the fat one.

4080
03:04:22,420 --> 03:04:23,720
The big one and the miniature one.

4081
03:04:25,160 --> 03:04:27,020
No sex discrimination in this one lad.

4082
03:04:29,520 --> 03:04:31,780
I came into this with the goodest of intentions.

4083
03:04:32,680 --> 03:04:35,340
And I also had a lot of positivity as well.

4084
03:04:35,420 --> 03:04:35,800
Brewing.

4085
03:04:35,920 --> 03:04:36,480
Developing.

4086
03:04:37,560 --> 03:04:37,880
Emulating.

4087
03:04:38,380 --> 03:04:38,740
Emanating.

4088
03:04:41,620 --> 03:04:42,900
This isn't play school.

4089
03:04:43,540 --> 03:04:45,260
We've been here a long time.

4090
03:04:45,860 --> 03:04:47,700
No sex discrimination in this one lad.

4091
03:04:50,940 --> 03:04:53,180
Sometimes I stare out into the middle distance.

4092
03:04:53,440 --> 03:04:54,880
I wonder where we're coming from.

4093
03:04:55,000 --> 03:04:56,360
Where we've gone and where we've been.

4094
03:04:56,760 --> 03:04:57,440
Where we're at.

4095
03:04:57,840 --> 03:04:59,720
The destination we're headed towards.

4096
03:05:00,840 --> 03:05:02,720
And the location we started at.

4097
03:05:03,200 --> 03:05:07,560
And I don't know a goddamn thing anymore about what the hell's going on.

4098
03:05:08,760 --> 03:05:09,960
But I do know one thing.

4099
03:05:11,240 --> 03:05:12,400
The speedrun is here.

4100
03:05:13,240 --> 03:05:14,220
And the speedrun.

4101
03:05:14,900 --> 03:05:16,100
The keep is fixed.

4102
03:05:16,500 --> 03:05:16,940
Anchored.

4103
03:05:17,700 --> 03:05:18,340
Solidified.

4104
03:05:19,100 --> 03:05:19,620
Chained.

4105
03:05:22,100 --> 03:05:26,080
You'd know if you've ever wore a suit of fucking chain mail in your life.

4106
03:05:26,080 --> 03:05:35,940
I never said I believed in miracles either.

4107
03:05:36,600 --> 03:05:39,500
I want to thank each and every one of you for watching the stream today.

4108
03:05:39,580 --> 03:05:40,640
It's been a real pleasure.

4109
03:05:40,820 --> 03:05:41,860
I hope you're getting on well.

4110
03:05:46,600 --> 03:05:49,160
But there's one thing I need to touch on before we leave here.

4111
03:05:53,400 --> 03:05:54,620
And that's tenacity.

4112
03:05:57,020 --> 03:05:58,860
You see when I started the stream today.

4113
03:05:58,980 --> 03:06:00,960
I got that coffee and I brought it to the stream.

4114
03:06:01,040 --> 03:06:02,080
And I said I was going to be on.

4115
03:06:02,500 --> 03:06:04,320
I didn't know that I was going to be needed.

4116
03:06:04,720 --> 03:06:06,560
In many many ways.

4117
03:06:07,860 --> 03:06:10,500
I was called upon to recite rhymes.

4118
03:06:12,200 --> 03:06:13,800
To dispatch thanks.

4119
03:06:14,380 --> 03:06:15,020
And praise.

4120
03:06:16,120 --> 03:06:16,640
Hellos.

4121
03:06:17,120 --> 03:06:17,640
Goodbyes.

4122
03:06:18,180 --> 03:06:19,680
For many many rainy days.

4123
03:06:20,380 --> 03:06:21,560
Now I don't know where it's going.

4124
03:06:21,560 --> 03:06:26,100
And the darkness is coming in.

4125
03:06:26,180 --> 03:06:27,020
It's coming in fast.

4126
03:06:27,180 --> 03:06:28,540
And it's coming in fucking thick.

4127
03:06:28,540 --> 03:06:42,800
I want to say thanks very much there.

4128
03:06:42,800 --> 03:06:58,500
To everyone who's tuned into the stream.

4129
03:06:58,600 --> 03:07:01,140
It's been a lovely, lovely speed run of sorts.

4130
03:07:01,420 --> 03:07:03,640
And we're going to really keep that going.

4131
03:07:04,820 --> 03:07:05,520
Soon enough.

4132
03:07:06,860 --> 03:07:07,300
When?

4133
03:07:07,740 --> 03:07:08,660
That's for the birds.

4134
03:07:09,060 --> 03:07:11,220
I don't really know what time that's going to come back at.

4135
03:07:11,320 --> 03:07:12,180
All I do know is.

4136
03:07:12,700 --> 03:07:13,180
Something.

4137
03:07:14,780 --> 03:07:15,640
Is going to happen.

4138
03:07:15,640 --> 03:07:45,620
So, let's go.

4139
03:07:46,600 --> 03:07:47,760
Why am I doing that?

4140
03:07:48,260 --> 03:07:50,080
Well, there's a good reason for that.

4141
03:07:50,680 --> 03:07:54,400
It's to make sure that you've been caught out.

4142
03:07:55,220 --> 03:07:57,160
See, none of you expected any of that to happen.

4143
03:07:58,020 --> 03:07:58,560
Neither did I.

4144
03:07:59,940 --> 03:08:01,480
I've been saying goodbye for a while now.

4145
03:08:02,180 --> 03:08:04,560
But isn't this the way it should have been?

4146
03:08:05,500 --> 03:08:07,280
The goodbyes seem to last forever.

4147
03:08:08,140 --> 03:08:12,520
But it's the time on the stream in the speedrun which we'll remember going into the darkness of the night.

4148
03:08:12,520 --> 03:08:17,160
Saturday afternoon.

4149
03:08:18,560 --> 03:08:19,320
Grandstand.

4150
03:08:20,840 --> 03:08:21,760
Soccer matches.

4151
03:08:23,440 --> 03:08:24,040
Sports.

4152
03:08:26,120 --> 03:08:26,680
Lunch.

4153
03:08:27,660 --> 03:08:28,580
Outdoor activities.

4154
03:08:29,400 --> 03:08:30,240
Sunday tomorrow.

4155
03:08:30,700 --> 03:08:31,940
Don't have to be up early again.

4156
03:08:33,500 --> 03:08:37,100
That's the way you've had it for a long time.

4157
03:08:38,220 --> 03:08:40,420
But I'm sorry to say you've had it too good.

4158
03:08:41,520 --> 03:08:43,460
And your dog days are over now.

4159
03:08:43,480 --> 03:08:44,480
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4160
03:08:44,480 --> 03:08:45,360
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4161
03:08:45,360 --> 03:08:46,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4162
03:08:46,400 --> 03:08:47,460
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4163
03:08:47,460 --> 03:08:48,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4164
03:08:48,400 --> 03:08:49,080
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4165
03:08:49,080 --> 03:08:50,000
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4166
03:08:50,000 --> 03:08:50,940
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4167
03:08:50,940 --> 03:08:51,940
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4168
03:08:51,940 --> 03:08:52,940
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4169
03:08:52,940 --> 03:08:53,940
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4170
03:08:53,940 --> 03:09:02,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4171
03:09:02,400 --> 03:09:04,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4172
03:09:04,400 --> 03:09:06,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4173
03:09:06,400 --> 03:09:08,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4174
03:09:08,400 --> 03:09:10,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4175
03:09:10,400 --> 03:09:12,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4176
03:09:12,400 --> 03:09:14,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4177
03:09:14,400 --> 03:09:17,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4178
03:09:17,400 --> 03:09:19,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4179
03:09:19,400 --> 03:09:21,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4180
03:09:21,400 --> 03:09:23,400
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4181
03:09:23,400 --> 03:09:49,860
I'm sorry to say you've had it for a long time.

4182
03:09:49,860 --> 03:09:52,860
To me, that nobody is there.

4183
03:09:52,860 --> 03:09:57,140
What means the most to me though, is that we were there when it happened at the time

4184
03:09:57,140 --> 03:10:00,200
when we fucking first started doing it.

4185
03:10:00,200 --> 03:10:04,420
The rest is nothing.

4186
03:10:04,420 --> 03:10:10,100
I want to know whether or not there's one person among you who even knows what it means to be

4187
03:10:10,100 --> 03:10:11,980
a man.

4188
03:10:11,980 --> 03:10:16,260
in the middle of a speed run.

4189
03:10:16,260 --> 03:10:18,260
None of you have ever run.

4190
03:10:18,260 --> 03:10:20,260
None of you have ever speeded.

4191
03:10:20,260 --> 03:10:23,540
But I dare say there's a few of you who have done a run of speed.

4192
03:10:23,540 --> 03:10:33,520
that is to say you've ran on your feet at a pace which has been deemed as speedy by the carefree observer.

4193
03:10:35,100 --> 03:10:39,380
The next thing I want to know when do we hit the ground running again with this.

4194
03:10:39,380 --> 03:10:40,380
I'm not sure.

4195
03:10:40,380 --> 03:10:46,660
But I want to say thanks very much to everybody who's been here today.

4196
03:10:46,660 --> 03:10:59,940
I put an incredibly high price on the loyalty and fealty of all those who kneel at the altar of the speedrunner.

4197
03:10:59,940 --> 03:11:10,100
Because it's only the speedrunner that knows exactly what he's doing.

4198
03:11:10,100 --> 03:11:12,340
It's a great bit of business.

4199
03:11:12,340 --> 03:11:14,300
It really is a great bit of business.

4200
03:11:14,300 --> 03:11:21,440
One which I've become accustomed to.

4201
03:11:21,440 --> 03:11:23,260
Unity will unite us.

4202
03:11:23,260 --> 03:11:30,260
Where were you?

4203
03:11:30,260 --> 03:11:33,260
Where were you?

4204
03:11:33,260 --> 03:11:37,260
When the chips were down.

4205
03:11:37,260 --> 03:11:38,780
When the shit hit the fan.

4206
03:11:38,780 --> 03:11:43,120
When the rubber met the road.

4207
03:11:43,120 --> 03:11:46,520
When the foot met the sock.

4208
03:11:46,520 --> 03:11:49,520
When the fist met the face.

4209
03:11:49,520 --> 03:11:51,520
When the finger met the trigger.

4210
03:11:51,520 --> 03:11:56,520
When the finger met the finger.

4211
03:11:56,520 --> 03:11:57,520
Where were you?

4212
03:11:57,520 --> 03:12:00,520
You weren't anywhere to be seen.

4213
03:12:00,520 --> 03:12:02,520
You were languishing.

4214
03:12:02,520 --> 03:12:05,520
In your own ineptitude.

4215
03:12:05,520 --> 03:12:07,520
Whilst men.

4216
03:12:07,520 --> 03:12:09,520
Real men.

4217
03:12:09,520 --> 03:12:14,520
Took it upon themselves to run speed hacks on games.

4218
03:12:14,520 --> 03:12:29,520
There's only one person that can hold the key to the speedrun gold mine.

4219
03:12:29,520 --> 03:12:34,520
There's only one person that has traversed the realm of the speedrunning streamer.

4220
03:12:34,520 --> 03:12:36,520
There's only one person out there.

4221
03:12:36,520 --> 03:12:38,520
Who has ascended.

4222
03:12:38,520 --> 03:12:39,520
To the heavens.

4223
03:12:39,520 --> 03:12:41,520
Seen what is beyond the curtain.

4224
03:12:41,520 --> 03:12:42,520
The veil.

4225
03:12:42,520 --> 03:12:43,520
Has returned to earth.

4226
03:12:43,520 --> 03:12:52,520
And has not been given the credence.

4227
03:12:52,520 --> 03:12:54,520
And worship.

4228
03:12:54,520 --> 03:12:55,520
He deserves.

4229
03:12:55,520 --> 03:12:58,520
As a brand new deity of the earth.

4230
03:12:58,520 --> 03:13:00,520
The only creator.

4231
03:13:00,520 --> 03:13:01,520
The one true creator.

4232
03:13:01,520 --> 03:13:03,520
The one true creator of the world.

4233
03:13:03,520 --> 03:13:04,520
The one true creator of the world.

4234
03:13:04,520 --> 03:13:07,520
The one true creator of the world.

4235
03:13:07,520 --> 03:13:09,520
Some would say God.

4236
03:13:09,520 --> 03:13:10,520
But I've been there.

4237
03:13:10,520 --> 03:13:11,520
I've pulled back the curtain.

4238
03:13:11,520 --> 03:13:12,520
I've seen who it is.

4239
03:13:12,520 --> 03:13:13,520
I've seen who created the world.

4240
03:13:13,520 --> 03:13:14,520
Who created you and I.

4241
03:13:14,520 --> 03:13:15,520
Who created Resident Evil.

4242
03:13:15,520 --> 03:13:16,520
Who has done all the speedruns.

4243
03:13:16,520 --> 03:13:17,520
And who will banish.

4244
03:13:17,520 --> 03:13:18,520
And who will banish.

4245
03:13:18,520 --> 03:13:46,040
Well I've been there. I've pulled back the curtain, I've seen who it is. I've seen who created the world, who created you and I, who created Resident Evil, who has done all the speedruns, and who will banish the world at the flick of a wrist in an instant, if he so wish.

4246
03:13:46,040 --> 03:14:15,740
That man's name, thanks for the tip, is Dara Ruddy. Thank you very much Dara. Thanks for the tip. Gary Speed as well, thanks very much. Gary Speed is not there, but he's seated at the right hand side of the Ruddy.

4247
03:14:15,740 --> 03:14:27,420
I think it's a ruddy shame that every which one of you out there doesn't believe in Dara as the one true supreme being.

4248
03:14:29,180 --> 03:14:43,500
I've been at this crack, speedrunning crack, since time immemorial. I think it's a damn shame that each and every one of you doesn't really take it upon themselves to do a little bit of research, do a little bit of journalism.

4249
03:14:44,860 --> 03:14:59,500
Go beyond the four walls of the sitting room. Take it upon yourselves to find the light. Ask the questions that need to be asked. Get the answers you want. Take that into account. Bring it to the fucking bank. Put it into the account.

4250
03:15:03,180 --> 03:15:11,900
You've heard of memorandums. Here's one memo you might not have got from mom and pop.

4251
03:15:19,100 --> 03:15:25,340
Thanks for the tip. Thanks for the tip. Here's one memo you might not have learnt in the fucking school bus.

4252
03:15:28,700 --> 03:15:37,660
Here's one memo that you definitely didn't write up or reference in your thesis at the university of whatever.

4253
03:15:38,060 --> 03:15:39,980
Thanks for the tip. Great luck. Thank you very much.

4254
03:15:43,820 --> 03:15:49,500
A lot of people talking shop out there about speedrun this, speedrun that. A lot of people saying, "Who is God?"

4255
03:15:50,220 --> 03:15:51,500
Is it really Dara Ruddy?

4256
03:15:53,900 --> 03:15:56,620
There's only one man that can answer the questions of the earth.

4257
03:15:57,260 --> 03:16:00,940
There's only one man you need to be worshipping every Sunday in a big massive building.

4258
03:16:02,540 --> 03:16:03,100
His name?

4259
03:16:05,020 --> 03:16:07,020
Dermot Lopez Prediction.

4260
03:16:07,020 --> 03:16:07,340
That's it.

4261
03:16:09,740 --> 03:16:17,180
You'd know it if you ever spent a day in it in your life. Thanks very much to you. I hope you're getting on well.

4262
03:16:29,900 --> 03:16:39,820
Look. It's time I got off. Why? I don't think there's much more I can impart. Wisdom-wise, maybe.

4263
03:16:40,700 --> 03:16:50,700
Facts? Of course, they're plentiful. They're as bountiful as the apple in the orchard on a hot spring afternoon down in Tipperary.

4264
03:16:54,860 --> 03:17:03,820
What I can give you is hope. And what I'm willing to give you is peace. But what I won't give you are breadcrumbs.

4265
03:17:05,260 --> 03:17:09,180
Crumbs of cack. Crumbs of rubbish. Crumbs of nothing.

4266
03:17:11,340 --> 03:17:13,580
Because when you worship at the altar of the speedrunner...

4267
03:17:13,580 --> 03:17:14,940
Thanks, Father Tim.

4268
03:17:14,940 --> 03:17:19,980
BeardsmanMEP, thank you very much. You know, or at least you should know...

4269
03:17:21,660 --> 03:17:25,900
...that all rules go out the fucking window the moment you start laying eyes on the graphics.

4270
03:17:35,740 --> 03:17:41,020
You need to take a long, hard look at the situation you've got in front of you guys and ask yourself three questions.

4271
03:17:41,020 --> 03:17:48,620
One. Is it worth it? Two. If it is, what's the price? And three. Who the hell am I?

4272
03:17:50,540 --> 03:18:03,900
Answer them not in that order. But answer them. Because once you do, you will begin to transcend each and every morsel and graphically fucking pixelation that you're watching right now.

4273
03:18:03,900 --> 03:18:05,340
The wet gherkin. Thank you very much.

4274
03:18:07,820 --> 03:18:11,820
I've seen things come and go. I've seen streams come and go. I was there back in the day.

4275
03:18:12,940 --> 03:18:19,740
I was there before the streams even got made. I was before... I was playing this. I was speedrunning before speedrunning was even invented.

4276
03:18:22,940 --> 03:18:29,260
There's a few of you out there who don't know jack. But I'm willing to give you a chance. A second chance.

4277
03:18:32,220 --> 03:18:39,580
Don't get above your station. This isn't a second chance saloon I'm running. I don't see any fucking swinging doors or cowboy boots.

4278
03:18:40,220 --> 03:18:44,540
Stilts. Sarsaparillas being sucked upon at the end of the bar stool.

4279
03:18:47,340 --> 03:18:55,260
An absolute joke machine once told me that if you need to get something done right you need to hire someone you don't know to do it.

4280
03:18:56,540 --> 03:19:07,100
Where's that guy now? He's in the bin. He got bit up, chewed up, spat out and then fucking crushed in a bailing compactor.

4281
03:19:08,540 --> 03:19:13,980
Wasn't even a human. It was a robot. An algorithm and programmed it to speak speech patterns.

4282
03:19:15,660 --> 03:19:26,700
If it was a human. I'd be very sad. Because the gruesome demise is one which I'd never want in a million years. I've told you about my worst death. The flaming man trapped in a car.

4283
03:19:28,460 --> 03:19:33,500
The fucking drowning man trapped in a car. Most of them do involve being trapped in a car at the time.

4284
03:19:34,460 --> 03:19:38,940
But the robot which was trapped inside a bailing compactor and fucking crushed.

4285
03:19:41,980 --> 03:19:48,220
Is the end I've never anticipated for none you, none me, none us, none of us at all whatsoever.

4286
03:19:50,060 --> 03:20:00,620
Take a good long hard look at the room which we found ourselves in here. Save room. Resident Evil 2 save room. Clear scenario B. And tell me it's not what you wanted.

4287
03:20:02,060 --> 03:20:24,940
And if you do, I wouldn't fucking believe a word you'd said anyway. You're not to be trusted. But you are to be believed. That's something I always stuck together on with you. Don't quote me on that. But write it down. Write it down and put it in your diary for later. Trust me. You're gonna want to come back to that when things start rolling off the fucking table.

4288
03:20:30,620 --> 03:20:59,640
I had a sack of marbles once when I was a kid. I lost each and every one of them. Apart from one. It was a silver little ball. Made out of pure fucking metal. I put it in a ball bearing gun and fired it at the teacher. I got expelled and moved to another school. Did I cry? No. That's not for me. I got hauled into the fucking office. The mother was brought in.

4289
03:20:59,640 --> 03:21:06,640
And when they asked me if I had anything to say for myself, I said simply this: I'm the

4290
03:21:06,640 --> 03:21:20,640
speed runner. I don't expect this guy to understand the problems I'm facing. When I got moved to

4291
03:21:20,640 --> 03:21:28,640
the second school for doing that, I opened up my entrance with a grand statement of affair.

4292
03:21:28,640 --> 03:21:49,640
Hear ye, hear ye, school chums. I'm the new man here. And with that, I breezed through the years at pace. Much the same way I breezed through this game as well. On a mission. A man on a mission.

4293
03:21:49,640 --> 03:21:55,640
If anything can be learned or gleaned from that information, that cautionary tale,

4294
03:21:55,640 --> 03:22:01,640
Thanks for the tip. Then, it's something which I'm not gonna fucking discuss with you on stream.

4295
03:22:01,640 --> 03:22:05,640
But I'm hoping that each and every one of you has had a little moment there to think for yourselves.

4296
03:22:05,640 --> 03:22:27,640
Because God knows you've had enough time to fucking do it from the past. Each and every one of you has had your autonomy stripped away from Johnny Government, the powers that be. And for what? So that we can be held in cages? Clay pens? Fobbed off with treats and toys? Burgers?

4297
03:22:27,640 --> 03:22:37,640
It doesn't bear thinking about it. It really doesn't.

4298
03:22:37,640 --> 03:22:45,640
I wanna say thanks very much for everyone for joining me on this speedrun. It's been an impressive and so far counterproductive speedrun.

4299
03:22:45,640 --> 03:23:05,640
But one more thing before I go. I had a dream last night. A dream that we were about to see a better day.

4300
03:23:05,640 --> 03:23:30,620
I ascended into the heavens on the right hand side of the father in the driving seat. I was buckled in and I crashed the fucking car. The airbag went off and I survived. However, our father disappeared. Didn't say he died, but he disappeared.

4301
03:23:32,240 --> 03:23:58,840
Soon enough, I woke up in a hospital bed with a pain in my left arm and a twinkle in my eye. With a hop, skip and a jump out the ward, I managed to make my way downtown where I purchased a copy of Resident Evil 2 Claire Scenario B folder. I booted it up, loaded it up, and the next thing I know, I'm streaming. Streaming on a Saturday morning.

4302
03:23:58,840 --> 03:24:26,440
It's gone afternoon. It started fucking four hours ago, three hours ago, however long. It's a dangerous business. Not one I expect any of you to understand, but I can full and frankly tell you now, that the man that was driving the car, was none other, than Eddie Hobbs.

4303
03:24:26,440 --> 03:24:40,420
Financial guru. Financial guru. Gold finger. Hairy armed financier. He's got beefy arms for a man of paper.

4304
03:24:42,820 --> 03:25:06,820
You'd think with the weight of the paper in the bag, wouldn't be enough. But then you only have to scratch beneath the hairs on the arms to realise there's a tattoo that says, "Gold Lifter." It's only then that you begin to realise that Hobbs has been bench pressing bullion gold down in Cork City, in an undisclosed basement location, for months, if not years on end.

4305
03:25:06,820 --> 03:25:14,180
on end. The hubristic tendencies of his financial advice stem only from the fact that his arms

4306
03:25:14,180 --> 03:25:19,800
can fucking lift bullion gold by the tenth to the hundredth of the kilogram.

4307
03:25:22,180 --> 03:25:27,980
And his advice is taken by many thousands of people, despite him never actually showing a

4308
03:25:27,980 --> 03:25:32,360
shred of evidence that what he has to say comes from any sort of legitimate point of reference

4309
03:25:32,360 --> 03:25:39,200
whatsoever. What we do know is that our father, the Lord, has been revealed in the shape of two

4310
03:25:39,200 --> 03:25:45,100
different men. One, Dermot Lopez Productions, the owner and proprietor of Dermot Lopez Productions'

4311
03:25:45,280 --> 03:25:55,080
YouTube channel. Two, none other than Edward G. Hobbsidian, the man known only to you and I

4312
03:25:55,080 --> 03:26:03,520
as Eddie Hobbs, the creator of the financial crisis 2008. Don't quote me on that.

4313
03:26:08,000 --> 03:26:14,700
The dog is barking. That signifies the end. I've said too much, guys. I've said too much. I need to go.

4314
03:26:17,140 --> 03:26:22,200
I need to go. I'm... I think I've said too much. Look, some of you guys are cool.

4315
03:26:24,200 --> 03:26:30,760
But this stream could really be a fucking damaging scenario for me. Already I can feel the howling

4316
03:26:30,760 --> 03:26:37,440
gale outside the wind-swept door. A rapture is upon me as I begin to leave the next of the stream.

4317
03:26:38,740 --> 03:26:45,680
Hobbs has a team of high-priced, overpaid lawyers from the States and solicitors from Europe

4318
03:26:45,680 --> 03:26:53,200
who are swooping on me at pace as we speak. My email inbox is being crowded by Stash Jones

4319
03:26:53,200 --> 03:27:03,920
and Eddie Hobbs' legal investigatorial eagles. I didn't think it was going to be like this, guys.

4320
03:27:06,080 --> 03:27:08,300
I casted no aspersions at the beginning.

4321
03:27:12,540 --> 03:27:16,660
But shit's just hit the fucking road. And this is where the rubber meets the sock.

4322
03:27:18,100 --> 03:27:20,240
This is where the hand meets the glove.

4323
03:27:20,240 --> 03:27:27,360
Don't expect any fucking help from here on in. This is a top secret black ops mission.

4324
03:27:28,860 --> 03:27:32,480
All items and weapons are OSP. Dodo, thanks very much for the tip.

4325
03:27:37,720 --> 03:27:41,900
I've seen the end of the fucking realm. And it doesn't look pretty.

4326
03:27:41,900 --> 03:27:48,540
A star alights the sky each and every night. It makes me cry tears of justice.

4327
03:27:48,540 --> 03:27:53,680
And I sweat pearls of wisdom.

4328
03:27:56,720 --> 03:27:59,260
Eddie Hobbs is going to be shaving his arms for charity.

4329
03:28:00,720 --> 03:28:02,040
Two hairy trunks

4330
03:28:02,040 --> 03:28:04,660
are going to be shone

4331
03:28:04,660 --> 03:28:07,380
of their foliage.

4332
03:28:09,440 --> 03:28:09,920
Why?

4333
03:28:12,540 --> 03:28:13,400
Because he can.

4334
03:28:13,400 --> 03:28:24,320
Even more frightening is the news that the man who is going to be doing the shaving is none other

4335
03:28:24,320 --> 03:28:28,160
than Ray Foliage.

4336
03:28:37,780 --> 03:28:44,700
I'm afraid we're coming to the end of the stream now, guys. I want to say that it's been a great speed run so far.

4337
03:28:45,840 --> 03:28:48,920
We managed to get inside Raccoon City Police Department at Pace.

4338
03:28:49,960 --> 03:28:53,600
And sooner or later, we're going to leave that and get to the nitty gritty.

4339
03:28:54,260 --> 03:28:55,820
Find out what the hell's been going on.

4340
03:28:55,920 --> 03:28:56,960
Scratch beneath the surface.

4341
03:28:56,960 --> 03:28:58,140
Look at your own eyes.

4342
03:28:58,520 --> 03:29:04,840
Take a moment to fucking step back, reflect, and look at reality for what it is and not what you've been told it is by the powers that be.

4343
03:29:06,420 --> 03:29:07,580
Forget all you see.

4344
03:29:08,120 --> 03:29:09,120
Remember all you hear.

4345
03:29:09,700 --> 03:29:13,800
Discount what you've been told and write it down and put it in a diary for later.

4346
03:29:14,160 --> 03:29:15,480
Take the page out the diary.

4347
03:29:15,780 --> 03:29:16,460
Fold it up.

4348
03:29:17,160 --> 03:29:18,160
Put it in your wallet.

4349
03:29:18,860 --> 03:29:20,440
Carry it with you for five days.

4350
03:29:21,440 --> 03:29:22,220
Go to the bank.

4351
03:29:22,880 --> 03:29:23,740
Withdraw a tenner.

4352
03:29:24,820 --> 03:29:26,200
Put the tenner in the wallet.

4353
03:29:26,580 --> 03:29:28,900
Then take out the slip of paper with the writing on it.

4354
03:29:29,820 --> 03:29:34,380
Bring that into the bank and ask the cashier to put it into a safety deposit box.

4355
03:29:36,160 --> 03:29:40,560
When she asks you what's going on, tell her that Hobbs sent you.

4356
03:29:40,900 --> 03:29:45,360
And that soon, a bag of arm hair will be in her relinquishment.

4357
03:29:46,440 --> 03:29:47,600
It's not going to be easy.

4358
03:29:48,060 --> 03:29:49,580
No one said it was going to be hard either.

4359
03:29:50,060 --> 03:29:54,240
Take that as a fucking little morsel of hope.

4360
03:29:55,440 --> 03:30:01,360
Because when the shit hits the fan, that's just going to spread the excrement all over the wall.

4361
03:30:02,620 --> 03:30:08,980
Some kind of new age dirty protest exacerbated by the finistic operation of the fan itself.

4362
03:30:10,120 --> 03:30:11,160
Wipe the shit off.

4363
03:30:12,040 --> 03:30:13,120
Get yourself a beer.

4364
03:30:13,760 --> 03:30:15,000
And suck back on a cold one.

4365
03:30:15,900 --> 03:30:17,380
Pearl of wisdom, thanks very much.

4366
03:30:17,960 --> 03:30:19,540
Nobody ever told you it was going to be easy.

4367
03:30:19,620 --> 03:30:24,260
But I told you what you fucking could do to fucking make yourself well able to handle it.

4368
03:30:25,400 --> 03:30:26,900
Bob Geldof, thanks very much.

4369
03:30:27,960 --> 03:30:28,720
Thanks for the tip.

4370
03:30:31,300 --> 03:30:32,760
The speed run isn't over yet.

4371
03:30:33,900 --> 03:30:39,980
We've still got a lot of time to fucking finish this, but not enough time that we can fucking do it in the time that we need to do it.

4372
03:30:40,380 --> 03:30:43,380
Because if it doesn't get done within that time frame, it isn't a speed run.

4373
03:30:43,500 --> 03:30:46,240
What I got to tell you is something that I've never told anyone before.

4374
03:30:46,620 --> 03:30:49,420
You mark this down and put a fucking ribbon on it.

4375
03:30:49,820 --> 03:30:52,520
Because it's as good as a present on Christmas day.

4376
03:30:55,600 --> 03:30:56,840
Eat your porridge.

4377
03:30:57,900 --> 03:30:59,260
I'm talking oats.

4378
03:30:59,260 --> 03:30:59,260
I'm talking oats.

4379
03:30:59,260 --> 03:31:02,480
If you want to boil those fuckers, do it.

4380
03:31:03,000 --> 03:31:03,820
But do it fast.

4381
03:31:04,120 --> 03:31:05,560
And do it before the owl lady fights.

4382
03:31:06,560 --> 03:31:09,220
Next thing she knows, the porridge is it.

4383
03:31:10,180 --> 03:31:11,380
Strawberries are in it.

4384
03:31:11,740 --> 03:31:12,700
Whatever berries you've got.

4385
03:31:12,780 --> 03:31:13,280
Blueberries.

4386
03:31:13,500 --> 03:31:14,360
Fucking bananas.

4387
03:31:14,500 --> 03:31:15,200
Stick it in there.

4388
03:31:15,260 --> 03:31:15,940
It's good for you.

4389
03:31:17,680 --> 03:31:19,740
No sexism in this one today, lads.

4390
03:31:21,600 --> 03:31:22,880
No sexism in this one today.

4391
03:31:25,440 --> 03:31:26,560
No sexism in this one.

4392
03:31:30,140 --> 03:31:31,420
I've come a long way, guys.

4393
03:31:33,600 --> 03:31:36,200
And I want to say a big thanks to everyone who tuned in today.

4394
03:31:39,160 --> 03:31:41,840
I'm afraid I'm going to have to save the game here and leave it.

4395
03:31:41,940 --> 03:31:44,560
And we'll pick up a game where we left off soon enough.

4396
03:31:46,460 --> 03:31:48,880
But I want to say a big thank you to everyone who tuned in.

4397
03:31:49,760 --> 03:31:51,220
You're very welcome to the stream.

4398
03:31:52,180 --> 03:31:54,760
The stream actually wouldn't be worth doing if there was nobody watching.

4399
03:31:55,580 --> 03:31:57,360
Delia Smith, thanks very much.

4400
03:32:01,360 --> 03:32:04,540
All that's left for me to say is mind yourself.

4401
03:32:06,700 --> 03:32:09,420
And go forth into the unknown without fear or favour.

4402
03:32:11,260 --> 03:32:12,600
Remember Ray Foliage.

4403
03:32:14,240 --> 03:32:18,020
And the gusto with which he's going to be shaving those arms of the Hobmaster.

4404
03:32:20,420 --> 03:32:23,220
Secret financial base layer underneath Cork City.

4405
03:32:24,540 --> 03:32:26,400
Access gain for the English market.

4406
03:32:27,580 --> 03:32:29,000
Talk to the man with the fish.

4407
03:32:30,000 --> 03:32:31,540
Ask him about a slippery tile.

4408
03:32:32,040 --> 03:32:33,820
Located in the back room of the stock.

4409
03:32:36,140 --> 03:32:37,220
That's all you need to know.

4410
03:32:37,860 --> 03:32:38,720
He'll take you in.

4411
03:32:39,820 --> 03:32:44,620
You'll have to hold a sturgeon in your hands for five minutes to show you you're really the fucking real McCoy.

4412
03:32:46,240 --> 03:32:50,480
Then the fish man will release you inside the underground fishy base layer.

4413
03:32:51,140 --> 03:32:51,940
It's going to be hard.

4414
03:32:52,060 --> 03:32:53,120
No one said it's going to be easy.

4415
03:32:53,840 --> 03:32:59,320
Once you get into that sewer, you'll have to navigate your way through the underground sewerage system of Cork City.

4416
03:32:59,820 --> 03:33:05,520
To find yourself enmeshed in all kinds of excretion.

4417
03:33:06,220 --> 03:33:06,460
Goo.

4418
03:33:06,900 --> 03:33:07,260
Gack.

4419
03:33:07,840 --> 03:33:08,320
Spack.

4420
03:33:08,940 --> 03:33:09,300
Lack.

4421
03:33:09,860 --> 03:33:10,740
And blamph.

4422
03:33:13,480 --> 03:33:16,440
After a while, you'll find yourself up against a grid.

4423
03:33:17,620 --> 03:33:18,100
Bars.

4424
03:33:18,440 --> 03:33:18,840
Steel.

4425
03:33:19,220 --> 03:33:19,560
Rusted.

4426
03:33:21,500 --> 03:33:22,580
Take out the cup.

4427
03:33:23,140 --> 03:33:23,400
Pff.

4428
03:33:23,680 --> 03:33:24,800
What do you mean you didn't have one?

4429
03:33:24,840 --> 03:33:27,180
You need to have a silver cup on your person.

4430
03:33:28,680 --> 03:33:32,560
Take out that cup and rattle it against the fucking bars if you were a prisoner.

4431
03:33:33,040 --> 03:33:33,800
On his lonesome.

4432
03:33:34,220 --> 03:33:36,380
On a wet cold Tuesday night in Stoke.

4433
03:33:39,060 --> 03:33:41,760
Fifteen rattles of the cage with that silver cup.

4434
03:33:42,540 --> 03:33:44,600
Will be enough to release the beast.

4435
03:33:45,560 --> 03:33:48,140
The obsidian himself will descend upon you.

4436
03:33:48,760 --> 03:33:50,660
And take you into his secret lair.

4437
03:33:52,360 --> 03:33:53,780
Via spider web.

4438
03:33:56,080 --> 03:33:57,140
Once inside.

4439
03:33:58,100 --> 03:33:59,500
The speed run will commence.

4440
03:34:00,780 --> 03:34:03,980
You will be challenged with doing three different speed runs for Eddie Hopps.

4441
03:34:04,620 --> 03:34:04,960
One.

4442
03:34:05,560 --> 03:34:06,480
Tomb Raider 2.

4443
03:34:06,820 --> 03:34:07,740
The Dagger of Zia.

4444
03:34:09,500 --> 03:34:10,480
The first.

4445
03:34:11,220 --> 03:34:12,560
Metal Gear Solid 3.

4446
03:34:12,920 --> 03:34:13,580
Snake Eater.

4447
03:34:14,540 --> 03:34:15,820
The third speed run.

4448
03:34:16,760 --> 03:34:18,540
Alex Kidd in Shinobi World.

4449
03:34:20,080 --> 03:34:23,180
When and only when you've completed each and every one of these.

4450
03:34:23,640 --> 03:34:26,480
You will be forced to sit down and dine upon bullying.

4451
03:34:26,900 --> 03:34:30,120
Which is being crushed and grated over a pasta side salad dish.

4452
03:34:32,780 --> 03:34:35,900
Nicholas Sturgeon of the SMP will then be relinquished.

4453
03:34:36,400 --> 03:34:38,040
From a side hatch cage.

4454
03:34:38,700 --> 03:34:42,380
And perform a demonic spiritual scotch egg dance.

4455
03:34:42,780 --> 03:34:44,780
Known only as scotch surgeon.

4456
03:34:44,780 --> 03:34:51,420
If you still have a hold of the sturgeon that you brought down from the fucking English market fish man.

4457
03:34:51,580 --> 03:34:53,620
It's time to gut that.

4458
03:34:53,620 --> 03:34:55,880
And take out the eggs from inside it.

4459
03:34:57,040 --> 03:34:58,200
Put them in a jar.

4460
03:34:58,820 --> 03:34:59,780
Label it caviar.

4461
03:35:00,280 --> 03:35:01,260
Stick it in the fridge.

4462
03:35:01,820 --> 03:35:03,420
And tell Hobbs he can die later.

4463
03:35:04,800 --> 03:35:05,520
Don't fret.

4464
03:35:06,800 --> 03:35:09,160
The sturgeon jar is still going to be there when you come back.

4465
03:35:09,960 --> 03:35:10,180
Now.

4466
03:35:11,180 --> 03:35:12,420
Back to Nicola Sturgeon.

4467
03:35:12,920 --> 03:35:15,420
She's still going to be midway through the scotch egg.

4468
03:35:15,960 --> 03:35:16,400
Shaboozle.

4469
03:35:19,060 --> 03:35:20,960
Tell her you agree with her policies.

4470
03:35:21,720 --> 03:35:23,840
But that you don't doubt for a second.

4471
03:35:24,160 --> 03:35:27,160
She's not speed running her way through a political career.

4472
03:35:27,700 --> 03:35:30,340
Clad in clandestine hopes and fears.

4473
03:35:31,860 --> 03:35:33,580
Tell her to go back from where she came.

4474
03:35:34,700 --> 03:35:35,500
It's not racist.

4475
03:35:36,220 --> 03:35:37,280
It's not xenophobic.

4476
03:35:38,280 --> 03:35:40,380
It just needs to be said at this moment in time.

4477
03:35:42,020 --> 03:35:45,220
Turn around to see Eddie Hobbs' shaw in arms.

4478
03:35:45,800 --> 03:35:47,420
This time no hair is on them.

4479
03:35:48,240 --> 03:35:48,900
The hair is gone.

4480
03:35:50,260 --> 03:35:56,380
All that lines his forearms are smatterings of caviar from the sturgeon fish which you gutted earlier on.

4481
03:35:59,680 --> 03:36:01,120
Now it's time to get real.

4482
03:36:03,740 --> 03:36:14,800
The real reason you're actually here is not to dine on bullying or to learn the mystic arts of financial disparity.

4483
03:36:15,320 --> 03:36:27,520
The real reason you've come here is to pick up a six pack of two book which is going to be located underneath the table from which Eddie Hobbs sits.

4484
03:36:27,680 --> 03:36:28,900
No one said it's going to be cold.

4485
03:36:29,240 --> 03:36:29,900
It's going to be warm.

4486
03:36:30,140 --> 03:36:30,820
It's going to be piss.

4487
03:36:31,120 --> 03:36:31,920
It's not going to be nice.

4488
03:36:32,300 --> 03:36:34,140
You need to drink each and every can fast.

4489
03:36:35,480 --> 03:36:35,860
Thanks for the tip.

4490
03:36:35,860 --> 03:36:36,600
Vladimir Putin.

4491
03:36:37,360 --> 03:36:38,280
Thank you very much.

4492
03:36:38,420 --> 03:36:38,840
And SK.

4493
03:36:42,680 --> 03:36:46,120
I'm afraid that's the only piece of information I can relinquish at this time.

4494
03:36:47,080 --> 03:36:50,300
What I do want to tell you is that I've got each and every one of you.

4495
03:36:51,380 --> 03:36:52,260
Thanks for the tip.

4496
03:36:54,260 --> 03:36:56,120
Held in the highest of regards.

4497
03:36:57,600 --> 03:37:00,200
This speed run today was brought to you by me.

4498
03:37:01,260 --> 03:37:04,280
But in many other ways it was brought to you by yourselves as well.

4499
03:37:06,980 --> 03:37:14,160
And it's at this point in time you realize that what you've been watching is nothing more than a fake dream that never happened.

4500
03:37:15,220 --> 03:37:28,340
Everything you've seen and witnessed and heard has been conjured up from the mind's eye of none other than Dermot Lopez Productions.

4501
03:37:30,560 --> 03:37:31,740
Ralph Hasenhutl.

4502
03:37:31,980 --> 03:37:32,920
Thank you very much.

4503
03:37:46,220 --> 03:37:49,740
It's been a great, great situation and an amazing speed run.

4504
03:37:50,660 --> 03:37:52,240
I want to tell you something, lads.

4505
03:37:53,240 --> 03:37:55,100
There's no sexism in this one, lads.

4506
03:37:55,420 --> 03:37:56,860
No sex discrimination here.

4507
03:37:57,500 --> 03:37:59,320
No sex discrimination in this one, lads.

4508
03:38:00,780 --> 03:38:04,620
Claire can wield a gun better than Leah.

4509
03:38:05,620 --> 03:38:07,960
She doesn't even have the biceps he has.

4510
03:38:10,240 --> 03:38:12,840
But that's not to say that she's without fault.

4511
03:38:18,340 --> 03:38:19,540
Who the fuck are you?

4512
03:38:21,600 --> 03:38:21,940
Hmm?

4513
03:38:22,620 --> 03:38:23,320
Who are you?

4514
03:38:25,360 --> 03:38:26,760
I'm sorry about the language.

4515
03:38:27,820 --> 03:38:28,980
I wish I could be different.

4516
03:38:29,100 --> 03:38:29,740
I really do.

4517
03:38:29,740 --> 03:38:59,720
I wish I could be different.

4518
03:38:59,720 --> 03:39:29,700
So, let's go.

4519
03:39:29,700 --> 03:39:59,680
So, let's go.

4520
03:39:59,680 --> 03:40:01,680
So, let's go.

4521
03:40:01,680 --> 03:40:07,200
through the fucking sights and sounds of the underground sewerage system, find yourself

4522
03:40:07,200 --> 03:40:17,800
a manhole cover. Either on fucking Grand Parade, or on Patrick Street, or on Washington Street.

4523
03:40:17,800 --> 03:40:23,640
Three locations, three manhole covers, three points of exit. I'm not gonna tell you where

4524
03:40:23,640 --> 03:40:28,800
to go next. You're gonna stink. That's the main thing you need to know. You're gonna

4525
03:40:28,800 --> 03:40:33,860
get some funny looks, but if you've done it at the right time, the right place, it won't

4526
03:40:33,860 --> 03:40:41,600
be busy. Highest footfall in the town at Saturday, you're gonna be talking 3pm. You're either

4527
03:40:41,600 --> 03:40:49,440
gonna want to get out of that manhole cover around 3:40am the following day, right up until

4528
03:40:49,440 --> 03:40:57,120
about 9:30. This is a Sunday morning, remember? No sex discrimination here, lads. Once you're

4529
03:40:57,120 --> 03:41:04,220
out there, give me a ring. There's a bus leaving from Cork City, uh, bus station. I bought you

4530
03:41:04,220 --> 03:41:09,920
a ticket, waits at the desk. When you get there, quote the name Dermot Lopez Productions Limited.

4531
03:41:09,920 --> 03:41:22,720
I'll meet you in Limerick. We'll recommence everything then. But nice and important also to note, that no one

4532
03:41:22,720 --> 03:41:35,600
is gonna fuckin' answer your prayers. Not me. Not Geldof. Not Sturgeon. Not Ralph Hasenhutl. Not the people of Limerick.

4533
03:41:35,600 --> 03:41:48,400
When you're on that bus, and you're moving at pace, go down to the 13th seat on the right. I've left a cool, crisp

4534
03:41:48,400 --> 03:42:06,480
bottle of Tisky between the two seats. Drink that. Drink that and give me a text. Let me know you're okay. I'll be waiting when you get to Limerick.