1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:17,120 *Music* 2 00:00:17,120 --> 00:00:19,120 Look at his face! 3 00:00:19,120 --> 00:00:26,120 *Music* 4 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:27,680 How are you getting on everybody? 5 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,680 *Music* 6 00:00:29,680 --> 00:00:31,680 *Music* 7 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:35,680 *Music* 8 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,680 How the bloody hell is you doing tonight? 9 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:56,680 It's a late one! It's a late little groover! It's a nice little mover! It's a stop, shake, look, have a little wink, and then be on your way, kinda quick, blast your fae! Nine zone! It's a nine zone scream! 10 00:00:56,680 --> 00:00:58,680 *Music* 11 00:00:58,680 --> 00:01:00,680 But we're not gonna start at nine, we're starting at 11pm! 12 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:01,680 *Music* 13 00:01:01,680 --> 00:01:08,680 We're probably gonna start before then, in fact, would you believe it? Could you believe it? Did you ever dare to dream it? 14 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,680 We've already started the stream! 15 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:10,680 *Music* 16 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:11,680 *Music* 17 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:14,680 And look at that lady's hair! It's a crazy, crazy, crazy world! 18 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:14,680 *Music* 19 00:01:14,680 --> 00:01:15,680 *Music* 20 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:16,680 *Music* 21 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,680 *Music* 22 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:22,680 *Music* 23 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:23,680 *Music* 24 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:24,680 *Music* 25 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,680 *Music* 26 00:01:26,680 --> 00:01:27,680 *Music* 27 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:28,680 *Music* 28 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:29,680 *Music* 29 00:01:29,680 --> 00:01:30,680 *Music* 30 00:01:30,680 --> 00:01:31,680 *Music* 31 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:32,680 *Music* 32 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,680 *Music* 33 00:01:33,680 --> 00:01:34,680 *Music* 34 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,680 *Music* 35 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:36,680 *Music* 36 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,680 *Music* 37 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,680 *Music* 38 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:40,680 *Music* 39 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:40,680 *Music* 40 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:41,680 *Music* 41 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,680 *Music* 42 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:43,360 Hey, boy. 43 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:57,680 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. 44 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,140 Bum, bum, ba-da-ba-da-ba-bum. 45 00:02:01,360 --> 00:02:03,420 Okay, be on now and just give us a sec now. 46 00:02:03,580 --> 00:02:05,220 Just give us a sec to get started here. 47 00:02:05,300 --> 00:02:07,480 We're just getting things sorted. 48 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:08,320 Sorry about that. 49 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:23,680 Captain Zack, thank you very much. 50 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:26,580 Tobes, thanking you very much. 51 00:02:27,440 --> 00:02:29,020 Hope you're getting on well, guys. 52 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:33,640 And that you're not wearing a disguise. 53 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,380 Although it wouldn't matter if even if you were, that's fine. 54 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:42,360 Wear what you like when you're watching this. 55 00:02:42,380 --> 00:02:42,900 I don't care. 56 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:45,360 Just don't be telling me about it. 57 00:02:45,380 --> 00:02:46,100 I don't want to know. 58 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,300 But thanks very much anyway. 59 00:02:48,500 --> 00:02:49,780 The Dodos, any buzzing. 60 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:52,520 Captain Zack, Tobes, 33, 32. 61 00:03:00,020 --> 00:03:03,520 Just enjoying a bit of sparkling water there. 62 00:03:03,520 --> 00:03:08,840 Right, let me just get a banana and a mini can. 63 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,020 I'm on the mini guineas. 64 00:03:10,260 --> 00:03:11,100 No glass. 65 00:03:11,540 --> 00:03:13,340 Just pure can. 66 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,580 Mini guineas style. 67 00:03:14,900 --> 00:03:16,420 I've been down that way before. 68 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,980 I'll talk to you all about it in a moment. 69 00:03:17,980 --> 00:03:31,440 I'll talk to you all about it. 70 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:33,280 I'll talk to you all about it. 71 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:34,180 I'll talk to you all about it. 72 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:35,280 I'll talk to you all about it. 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,220 I'll talk to you all about it. 74 00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:37,380 I'll talk to you all about it. 75 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:37,860 I'll talk to you all about it. 76 00:03:37,860 --> 00:03:38,800 I'll talk to you all about it. 77 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:39,700 I'll talk to you all about it. 78 00:03:39,700 --> 00:03:40,280 I'll talk to you all about it. 79 00:03:40,280 --> 00:03:42,280 Bye. 80 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:44,280 Bye. 81 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:46,280 Bye. 82 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,280 Bye. 83 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,280 Bye. 84 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:52,280 Bye. 85 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:54,280 Bye. 86 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:56,280 Bye. 87 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,280 Bye. 88 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:00,280 Bye. 89 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:02,280 Bye. 90 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:04,280 Bye. 91 00:04:04,280 --> 00:04:06,280 Bye. 92 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:08,280 Bye. 93 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:10,280 Bye. 94 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:12,280 Bye. 95 00:04:12,280 --> 00:04:14,280 Bye. 96 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:16,280 Bye. 97 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,280 Bye. 98 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:20,280 Bye. 99 00:04:20,280 --> 00:04:22,280 Bye. 100 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,280 Bye. 101 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,280 Bye. 102 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:53,940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 103 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,360 Yo, friends, what's up? It's your boy, Scope Talk. 104 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:07,240 I run a gaming clip channel, which deals primarily montages of epic gameplay, clutch kills, team wipes, epic killstreaks, insane kill-death ratios. 105 00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:16,900 I just want to say on behalf of the TikTok community how much you've inspired every person out there who is playing not just Warzone, but playing the game of life, buddy. 106 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:17,800 Clutch kills. 107 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,000 Scope Talk. 108 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:19,960 Clutch kills. 109 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:26,420 Mobile Ozel, yeni technology. Rocky P Spas in yours, Colorado. 110 00:05:26,780 --> 00:05:27,640 Here in here in here. 111 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:39,480 Uli, Uli, 30 TL. 1000 TL, %100. Turkey, Ninglik. Mobile Bahis. Sebedin. Mobile Bahis. 112 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:49,240 Francis Higgins, made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard, working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network. 113 00:05:49,240 --> 00:05:59,000 HBPC, you're looking at partnership in a whole new light. Well, if the proof is in the pudding, the pudding, the power is really in the applications. 114 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:08,760 I'm a Windows kind of guy. I'm a Windows kind of guy. All right. I'm a Windows kind of guy. I don't lie. 115 00:06:08,760 --> 00:06:11,760 You have something called soft windows that lets me do both? 116 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:14,760 That's right. Soft windows, which does exactly that. 117 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,760 It lets you run Windows and DOS applications on your Power Macintosh. 118 00:06:17,760 --> 00:06:18,760 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 119 00:06:18,760 --> 00:06:21,760 It's a pure piece of software. You don't need to plug in any cards or anything like that. 120 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:23,760 It's like a normal app. So let me show you. 121 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,760 Here we have the soft windows icon. I'm a Windows kind of guy. 122 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:29,760 You just double click on it and it will start up. 123 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:30,760 All right. 124 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:35,760 The first thing it will do is go into a DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen. 125 00:06:35,760 --> 00:06:37,760 So we're loading DOS in our Power Mac. 126 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:38,760 Indeed we are. 127 00:06:38,760 --> 00:06:39,760 All right. 128 00:06:39,760 --> 00:06:40,760 And a lot of people still run DOS programs. 129 00:06:40,760 --> 00:06:43,760 And I want to demonstrate DOS except to the extent that you can see it running on the screen there. 130 00:06:43,760 --> 00:06:44,760 All right. 131 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,760 I'll just type win, which is the usual way to start Windows. 132 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,760 And you can see the official Microsoft logo there. 133 00:06:50,760 --> 00:06:52,760 There's Windows on a Power Mac. 134 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:53,760 There it is indeed. 135 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:54,760 All right. 136 00:06:54,760 --> 00:06:56,760 What happens? 137 00:06:56,760 --> 00:07:02,760 Let me ask you now. Has Windows taken over my Mac or can I still use my Macintosh applications? 138 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:05,760 Okay. Windows is not taken over your Mac by any stretch of the imagination. 139 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,760 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 140 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:09,760 Your Macintosh applications can still be running at the same time. 141 00:07:09,760 --> 00:07:14,760 All that's happened is that the menu bar has been taken away to give you as much screen area as possible. 142 00:07:14,760 --> 00:07:17,760 But the menu is just a keystroke away. 143 00:07:17,760 --> 00:07:18,760 So I can see we're still in Sacramento. 144 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:19,760 All right. 145 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:22,760 And as you can see I'm running a number of Macintosh applications at the same time. 146 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:23,760 All right. Exactly. 147 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:24,760 Let me ask you that about applications. 148 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:28,760 I mean it's only really useful to me if I can use applications in both environments. 149 00:07:28,760 --> 00:07:29,760 Can I use a Windows app? 150 00:07:29,760 --> 00:07:30,760 I'm a Windows guy. 151 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:32,760 Can I use a Macintosh application at the same time? 152 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:33,760 I'm a Windows guy. 153 00:07:33,760 --> 00:07:35,760 Absolutely. In fact, let me ask you. 154 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,760 Sorry about that. 155 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:47,760 I completely didn't realize that we'd actually got to the end of that clip there. 156 00:07:47,760 --> 00:07:49,760 I'm a Windows kind of guy myself. 157 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:56,760 So I was really happy to see that situation with the Shafé man and Podolsky as well. 158 00:07:56,760 --> 00:08:02,760 Mr. Podolsky, the guy who was teaching him how to install Windows on a fucking Mac or something. 159 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:04,760 Vice versa. I'm not sure about that anyway. 160 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,760 But I am sure about it. 161 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:08,760 It's another one of those nights. 162 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:09,760 It's a late night affair. 163 00:08:09,760 --> 00:08:13,760 I didn't want to get up or get on to the fucking stream this late. 164 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,760 I get up. I get up on. 165 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:19,760 Get on the stream like a stream machine. 166 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:26,760 But I didn't want to do it this late because I'm running on the Sigma Steve Sigma Mail Time Clock. 167 00:08:27,760 --> 00:08:29,760 Thanks very much for the tip there Sigma Steve. 168 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,760 And Sean Ciernan, thank you very much. 169 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,760 Ivan the Terrible, thanks. 170 00:08:34,760 --> 00:08:37,760 Leg Fend and Enny Buzzen and the Dodos. 171 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:40,760 I thought, do you know what? 172 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:47,760 Just do it anyway because there's probably people that might still be awake who wouldn't mind just a little bit of late night Shaféing. 173 00:08:48,760 --> 00:08:51,760 Do you know? And I can do that at any time, any given moment. 174 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:53,760 This is a possibility as well. 175 00:08:57,760 --> 00:08:59,760 But more of that later on. 176 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:03,760 When we need it, I suppose. 177 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,760 When it's necessary. 178 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,760 To break down the walls of Babylon. 179 00:09:07,760 --> 00:09:12,760 Right now we need to break down the walls and worlds of Computer Chronicles. 180 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:19,760 And so we'll just try and move that picture off the screen there if we can. 181 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:25,760 And then move on to another Computer Chronicles screen if we have that. 182 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,760 I've redone the background here. 183 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:30,340 I thought you might be of interest. 184 00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:31,960 It might be of interest to you. 185 00:09:32,700 --> 00:09:34,620 It's a brand new Computer Chronicles. 186 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:35,360 Big fans. 187 00:09:35,640 --> 00:09:35,640 Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big 188 00:09:35,640 --> 00:10:05,640 Big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big 189 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,380 That's just as worse 190 00:10:08,380 --> 00:10:09,380 It's worse 191 00:10:09,380 --> 00:10:12,160 Thanks very much there for the tip there 192 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,340 That came through Sigma Steve clone named Gibso 193 00:10:14,340 --> 00:10:15,340 And Ante as well 194 00:10:15,340 --> 00:10:18,260 And thank you for the post pub stream Francisine 195 00:10:18,260 --> 00:10:20,040 Oh you were down the pub was it? 196 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,740 Huh? How was that? 197 00:10:22,060 --> 00:10:22,860 Rubbish was it? 198 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,760 Vaccines and fucking masks and stuff is it? 199 00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:28,120 Can't rub shoulders anymore is it? 200 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,900 Yeah not the same no 201 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,400 When's it gonna be the same though? 202 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,700 They let a load of people into Croke Park today 203 00:10:33,700 --> 00:10:36,400 Just bring it back to normal 204 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,020 Bring everything back to normal 205 00:10:38,020 --> 00:10:39,820 It's as easy as that 206 00:10:39,820 --> 00:10:45,040 Who are we paying to make the decisions up there? 207 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,620 In the Rocky Horror Picture House 208 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,140 Cause it's a joke 209 00:10:50,140 --> 00:10:52,840 Thank you very much there 210 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:53,520 Tim Reedy 211 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,940 Dane Moriarty 212 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:56,760 Thank you very much 213 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:58,280 Why do bad things happen to good people? 214 00:10:58,400 --> 00:10:59,940 I'm a Windows kind of guy 215 00:10:59,940 --> 00:11:01,980 I'm a Windows kind of guy 216 00:11:01,980 --> 00:11:02,700 Does that 217 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:05,200 Is that a saying in the song? 218 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:07,620 Why do good things happen to bad people? 219 00:11:09,180 --> 00:11:09,520 Did I 220 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:10,540 Did I not hear that? 221 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:13,400 I want to be Graham Taylor with that one 222 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:14,640 Did I not hear that? 223 00:11:14,800 --> 00:11:16,860 I can't remember whether or not that was in the cut 224 00:11:16,860 --> 00:11:18,140 Thanks very much 225 00:11:18,140 --> 00:11:19,180 General Gandolfini 226 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:21,180 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one? 227 00:11:21,180 --> 00:11:22,100 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one? 228 00:11:22,100 --> 00:11:24,100 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one? 229 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:24,880 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one 230 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:24,880 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one 231 00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:25,880 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one 232 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:29,580 I want to be here to be a good thing to do with that one 233 00:11:29,580 --> 00:11:33,400 Pop the Computer Chronicles onto the fucking main screen, main frame. 234 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:36,780 And then we'll just roll at the punches, I suppose. 235 00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:37,480 Do you know? 236 00:11:38,220 --> 00:11:40,720 Just want the GAA vote so they couldn't give a rat's ass about the arts. 237 00:11:40,820 --> 00:11:42,000 Yeah, yeah, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 238 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:43,340 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 239 00:11:43,480 --> 00:11:44,720 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 240 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:46,120 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 241 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:47,500 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 242 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,920 Fair enough, fair enough, fair enough, yeah. 243 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:51,660 Bit excited, folks. 244 00:11:52,680 --> 00:11:53,320 Bit excited. 245 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,400 Because this is a virtual reality episode. 246 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:02,180 And as we know, virtual reality has come on leaps and bounds now that you can get the headset. 247 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:14,620 And it's marginally, well, fucking probably significantly bigger and better than the original VR headsets that you see back in the early 90s, 248 00:12:14,660 --> 00:12:17,460 which used to just be kind of weird block graphics. 249 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:24,680 You weren't really immersed in the world, but the technology and the rendering of worlds has become so much better 250 00:12:24,680 --> 00:12:26,900 that you can feel like you're in the middle of it. 251 00:12:26,900 --> 00:12:32,160 And there's all that fucking madness when you're on a roller coaster and you try it and then you feel sick afterwards. 252 00:12:33,280 --> 00:12:33,960 Hilarious stuff. 253 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:37,480 Loads of hilarious videos of people online watching and doing that. 254 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:39,160 Let's have a look at this, though. 255 00:12:39,480 --> 00:12:41,400 We're not interested in modern day stuff. 256 00:12:41,580 --> 00:12:43,220 We're interested in this day stuff. 257 00:12:43,860 --> 00:12:48,740 1992, Computer Chronicles, episode, virtual reality. 258 00:12:50,100 --> 00:12:51,140 Thank you very much there. 259 00:12:51,200 --> 00:12:51,880 Johnny Tackle. 260 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,720 Sorry about your uncle, you say. 261 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:54,340 Hope he's okay. 262 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:58,720 Yeah, we'll have more on him another day. 263 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,540 Not tonight. 264 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,600 This is just about Stu. 265 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,200 This is all about Stu at the moment. 266 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,500 Bobo Steamboats. 267 00:13:05,560 --> 00:13:06,320 Thank you very much. 268 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:09,500 Let's see what we've got going on here, guys. 269 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:30,760 Beautiful. 270 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,160 Beautiful. 271 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:38,600 That's exactly what I said. 272 00:13:39,260 --> 00:13:42,120 That's exactly what I said was going to go on. 273 00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,300 Imagine putting it on a headset and seeing that. 274 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,260 Well, it's not that shit anymore. 275 00:13:48,100 --> 00:13:57,500 As you can see here, this is a virtual reality game called Continuum, and I can actually move inside that space and turn around and see it from all kinds of different angles. 276 00:13:57,880 --> 00:14:01,840 Now, if you think this stuff is just for fun and games, you are wrong. 277 00:14:01,960 --> 00:14:11,840 There are some important and serious applications using this new technology, as we'll find out today when we focus on virtual reality on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 278 00:14:11,880 --> 00:14:12,600 What an intro. 279 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,440 That's the best one I've ever seen. 280 00:14:16,120 --> 00:14:18,380 And he was pretending to have fun as well. 281 00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:21,040 Stuart's great at pretending to have fun. 282 00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,600 Anguish Panda, thank you very much. 283 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:24,620 And into the West. 284 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,040 Loving the stream, you see, says Anguish Panda. 285 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,000 Well, we've only just started. 286 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,120 And I tell you what, that was so good, that intro. 287 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,280 I need to see it again. 288 00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,580 It was some real, real good acting. 289 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,580 Stone cold banger of an intro. 290 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:41,780 He really had fun. 291 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:42,920 You're right, has he? 292 00:14:43,380 --> 00:14:45,160 The head weaving sold it. 293 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,780 The limerick of classic hurling. 294 00:14:47,900 --> 00:14:50,700 Not related, Alan C, but well done anyway to limerick. 295 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:53,940 Reptilian peas, pies, chips, curry, rice. 296 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:55,420 Again, let's see. 297 00:14:55,520 --> 00:15:01,540 It looked as though it was, you know, not great for him, but he pretended that he was. 298 00:15:02,040 --> 00:15:08,000 Do you know when people are acting in films they've never played video games and then they've got the controller and they go, 299 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:16,460 And they oversell it to the max. 300 00:15:16,460 --> 00:15:17,460 I'm really having fun. 301 00:15:17,460 --> 00:15:17,760 I'm really having fun. 302 00:15:17,760 --> 00:15:20,620 And they oversell it to the max. 303 00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:26,740 Just goes to show that they didn't do the Stanislavski method acting fucking program out in Moscow. 304 00:15:27,740 --> 00:15:33,700 Because you would have had to have spent time playing games to realize you don't do that. 305 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:37,620 Saying that though, I do lean forward with a knife. 306 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:41,460 When I've got a knife, when you go to knife someone in Call of Duty. 307 00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:43,740 Strange how that happens. 308 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:45,700 Right, let's have a look. 309 00:15:46,420 --> 00:15:48,540 ...reality, which allows me to... 310 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:50,160 ...creates reality. 311 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:51,940 There's no real map, man. 312 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,040 Wow. There's no real map here, folks. 313 00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:58,540 Thank you very much there, Pineapple and Silky Lemon for the tip. 314 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:00,520 Have a gander at Chafez's other show, Net Cafe. 315 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,160 I will do. I'll get on that. 316 00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:03,460 We might get on it tonight, maybe. 317 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,260 That is a form of artificial reality. 318 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,000 There's no real map behind me. 319 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,240 It's just a plain blue screen. 320 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,260 A computer creates that illusion. 321 00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:12,640 Well, the next step is virtual reality, 322 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:16,660 which allows me to interact with that artificial environment behind me. 323 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:20,700 And as you can see here, this is a virtual reality game called Continuum. 324 00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:23,280 And I can actually move inside that space. 325 00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:23,760 Whoa. 326 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,440 Turn around and switch from all kinds of different angles. 327 00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:26,560 Yeah. 328 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,780 Now, if you think this stuff is just for fun and games, you are wrong. 329 00:16:30,900 --> 00:16:34,940 There are some important and serious applications using this new technology. 330 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:35,820 Is there fun? 331 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:38,220 We'll find out today when we focus on virtual reality 332 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:40,780 on this edition of The Computer Chronicles. 333 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:49,580 There's no need for it. 334 00:16:49,820 --> 00:16:50,880 There's no need for it. 335 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,320 He's trying too hard. 336 00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:53,340 There's no need for it. 337 00:16:53,400 --> 00:16:54,240 Why is he doing that? 338 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,620 Computer Chronicles has been made possible in part by PC Connection and Mac Connection. 339 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:03,920 Mail order software and hardware peripherals for the PC and the Macintosh. 340 00:17:04,460 --> 00:17:06,780 And the Software Publishers Association. 341 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,200 Providers of education... 342 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,120 Brooklyn Lukey. 343 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:09,200 Brooklyn Lukey. 344 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:10,520 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bom. 345 00:17:10,620 --> 00:17:12,380 Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. 346 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:12,880 Yeah. 347 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,880 Fucking love that intro. 348 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,320 Beat that floppy. 349 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:18,660 Bah. 350 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,960 Thanks very much, Brooklyn Lukey. 351 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,680 And Eden the Average. 352 00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:23,340 Thank you very much. 353 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:23,840 Bah. 354 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:26,420 Don't ba-da-ba-da-boom. 355 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:27,700 Floppy. 356 00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:28,540 Bah. 357 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:30,520 Don't. 358 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,920 Don't copy that floppy. 359 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:33,580 Bah. 360 00:17:36,180 --> 00:17:37,640 Don't copy that floppy. 361 00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:38,300 Bah. 362 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,800 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 363 00:17:43,900 --> 00:17:48,080 I'm Stuart Shaffey and with me this week is Jim Kramer, president of Virtual Technologies. 364 00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:53,020 Jim, when we read about virtual reality these days, it tends to be about arcade games. 365 00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:57,420 You pay a certain amount of money and you put these goggles on your head and you shoot down aliens in three dimensions and so on. 366 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:57,820 Gameboy. 367 00:17:57,820 --> 00:18:02,960 You are developing a virtual reality application using your cyber glove, which you call a talking glove. 368 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,560 Computer game. 369 00:18:03,560 --> 00:18:04,100 It's far more. 370 00:18:04,100 --> 00:18:05,900 Oh my god, this is going to be class. 371 00:18:06,420 --> 00:18:07,720 A cyber glove. 372 00:18:09,420 --> 00:18:12,820 Sorry, I need to crack open the mini guinea for this. 373 00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:17,080 It sounds like it's going to be an absolute legendary Shaffey moment. 374 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:17,960 I can feel it. 375 00:18:18,340 --> 00:18:21,600 Sometimes you can, you know the anticipation is bubbling. 376 00:18:22,020 --> 00:18:24,140 You hear that there's a bit of technology coming up. 377 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:25,520 It's going to be rubbish. 378 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:27,420 Ah. 379 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,080 Ah. 380 00:18:33,160 --> 00:18:34,100 Computer games. 381 00:18:34,740 --> 00:18:35,620 Computer games. 382 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,240 Computer games. 383 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:38,800 Computer games. 384 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:40,420 Computer games. 385 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:42,160 Computer games. 386 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:43,880 Computer games. 387 00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:45,500 Right, here we go. 388 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,560 Cyber glove, guys. 389 00:18:47,160 --> 00:18:47,800 More serious. 390 00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:51,160 In your cyber glove, you're a president of Virtual Technologies. 391 00:18:51,700 --> 00:18:56,080 Jim, when we read about virtual reality these days, it tends to be about arcade games. 392 00:18:56,140 --> 00:19:00,460 You pay a certain amount of money and you put these goggles on your head and you shoot down aliens in three dimensions and so on. 393 00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:08,280 You are developing a virtual reality application using your cyber glove, which you call the talking glove, that's far more important and far more serious. 394 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,380 Tell us how it works. 395 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,920 Well, the talking glove uses the gesture recognition capabilities of the cyber glove. 396 00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:18,740 Here I'm fingerspelling as the American fingerspelling alphabet. 397 00:19:18,740 --> 00:19:23,680 And as I'm spelling, those letters are being spoken and being displayed for ourselves. 398 00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:25,940 So, could you actually do words besides just the letters? 399 00:19:26,440 --> 00:19:27,920 Being recognition capable. 400 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,040 And far more serious. 401 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,100 Tell us how it works. 402 00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,680 Well, the talking glove uses the gesture recognition capabilities of the sniper glove. 403 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:35,080 E. 404 00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:35,700 C. 405 00:19:35,700 --> 00:19:36,300 C. 406 00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:37,780 C. 407 00:19:38,020 --> 00:19:38,340 C. 408 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,240 C. 409 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:41,380 C. 410 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,500 Sorry, I can't see the fucking volume selection yoke on this. 411 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,700 Oh, turn it up a little bit there. 412 00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:48,820 I'm not sure you're getting the full blast of this, guys. 413 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:49,740 Can you hear that glove? 414 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,400 The glove is saying stuff. 415 00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:54,820 Can everybody hear that glove? 416 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:57,780 Dallas, thank you very much. 417 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,900 Happy birthday to Donkey D. Rogers. 418 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,620 Sun Man for the women, you say. 419 00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:04,280 But the old Sputnik got the better of him lately. 420 00:20:04,360 --> 00:20:04,840 That's a shame. 421 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,640 Big Tripod, thanks for the tip. 422 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,660 Keen, thank you very much. 423 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:10,120 Aidan the Average, thank you very much. 424 00:20:10,220 --> 00:20:11,520 And Leonard's Bar. 425 00:20:12,720 --> 00:20:13,640 Leonard's Bar. 426 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,660 Loud and clear. 427 00:20:14,940 --> 00:20:15,500 Could you hear it? 428 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,560 It was a real... 429 00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,400 Whatchamacallit? 430 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,600 Stephen Hawkins' voice. 431 00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:20,860 The... 432 00:20:20,860 --> 00:20:21,600 The... 433 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:22,600 The... 434 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,280 The... 435 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:23,840 Universe. 436 00:20:24,520 --> 00:20:24,920 The... 437 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,360 Universe is... 438 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,500 The... 439 00:20:27,500 --> 00:20:28,520 See... 440 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:35,400 The bit rate... 441 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,300 The bit rate of the glove... 442 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:39,400 Is so low... 443 00:20:41,260 --> 00:20:42,460 That you can... 444 00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:44,340 The diction is impossible. 445 00:20:45,960 --> 00:20:46,400 A... 446 00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:47,400 B... 447 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:48,400 C... 448 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400 D... 449 00:20:49,400 --> 00:20:50,400 E... 450 00:20:51,060 --> 00:20:51,400 F... 451 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:53,400 G... 452 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:53,400 H... 453 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:54,880 Thanks for the tip. 454 00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:55,820 I... 455 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:56,400 J... 456 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:57,400 K... 457 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:58,340 L... 458 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:04,540 The glove is manky as... 459 00:21:04,540 --> 00:21:04,940 As... 460 00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:05,980 F... 461 00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:06,580 Says Patrick. 462 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,000 Elite impression. 463 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:08,900 Thanks very much, Keen. 464 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:09,920 Uh... 465 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:10,540 Kill... 466 00:21:10,540 --> 00:21:11,680 No, I won't say that, Moonpie. 467 00:21:11,780 --> 00:21:15,420 We don't want to encourage any killing of anyone out there in the chat. 468 00:21:15,820 --> 00:21:16,920 Matt Burgess. 469 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:19,800 Thank you very much for your amazing comment, which says amazing. 470 00:21:20,260 --> 00:21:21,080 And, uh... 471 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:21,980 Let's move on. 472 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:22,860 At pace here. 473 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,440 Leonard's Bar and Captain Watchhorn. 474 00:21:24,520 --> 00:21:25,060 Thank you very much. 475 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,220 This is a crazy bit of gloveness. 476 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,700 Fingerspelling as the American... 477 00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:32,800 Of the cyber glove. 478 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:37,000 Here I'm fingerspelling as the American fingerspelling alphabet. 479 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:37,560 Fingerspelling! 480 00:21:37,560 --> 00:21:40,900 And as I'm spelling, those letters are being spoken. 481 00:21:41,380 --> 00:21:43,040 Are you doing a bit of fingerspelling, were you? 482 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,820 You should actually do words besides just the letters. 483 00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:45,480 Sure. 484 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:46,280 Hello. 485 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:49,820 Stuart. 486 00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:51,400 How. 487 00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:52,900 Are. 488 00:21:54,360 --> 00:21:54,720 You. 489 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:55,640 That's all right. 490 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:57,600 Today. 491 00:21:57,740 --> 00:21:58,460 That's fantastic. 492 00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,240 That is great. 493 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,820 I can't understand sign language. 494 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,240 I know what you're telling me because you translated it for me. 495 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:03,560 Right. 496 00:22:04,060 --> 00:22:05,920 You translated it for me. 497 00:22:06,140 --> 00:22:07,400 Thank you very much, Sirisnick. 498 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,760 And, uh... 499 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,840 Stuart Shafee just really... 500 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,260 Breaks everything down for the people at home, just in case you didn't understand that. 501 00:22:16,260 --> 00:22:16,840 You... 502 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:19,420 Today. 503 00:22:19,580 --> 00:22:20,280 That's fantastic. 504 00:22:20,280 --> 00:22:24,120 So even though I can't understand sign language, I know what you're telling me because you've 505 00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,080 translated it for me. 506 00:22:25,180 --> 00:22:25,400 Right. 507 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,000 The talking glove allows... 508 00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,820 You translated it for me. 509 00:22:29,020 --> 00:22:30,320 Thank you very much, Sirisnick. 510 00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:33,580 I'm speaking deaf or deaf, blind person to communicate with a hearing person. 511 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:35,760 Jim, what you're doing there, I guess, would be called gesture recognition. 512 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:36,820 James Kramer. 513 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:40,860 What other kinds of applications would there be for gesture recognition in a cyber glove? 514 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:45,960 Well, you can use the same gesture recognition routines to control a graphic interface. 515 00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,940 And we'll see some of that later in the program. 516 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:47,940 Yes. 517 00:22:47,940 --> 00:22:48,680 All right. 518 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:54,300 Indeed, we'll see several virtual reality applications today, including the virtual hand, the data glove, 519 00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:56,340 the cyber glove, and cyber cad. 520 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:58,620 Cyber cad. 521 00:22:59,220 --> 00:23:00,320 Virtual glove? 522 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:04,300 You know a product category is maturing when it gets its own trade show. 523 00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:09,440 Well, at the recent software development conference in Santa Clara, California, there it was, the 524 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:10,820 virtual reality show. 525 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,480 It's not quite Comdex yet, but it was the computer industry's first virtual reality... 526 00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:18,560 That's the one I'm on about. 527 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:24,060 You can buy these in shops now called PlayStation VR, or there might be one for the Xbox. 528 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:24,780 I'm not sure. 529 00:23:25,280 --> 00:23:31,980 You can get the Oculus Rift, Oculus Drift, Oculus Doculus, Dr. Oculus. 530 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:36,980 Dr. Oculus' mad emporium of oculi. 531 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:45,240 You can buy the Oculus Shift, the Oculus X9 7, that's available in October, fall 2021. 532 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:48,060 And you can buy... 533 00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:54,020 You can't buy an Oculus D. That's not available, but you can buy an Oculus A, B, and C. 534 00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:57,020 Oculus 420 is going to be out soon enough. 535 00:23:57,180 --> 00:23:58,640 That's a cheeky meme version. 536 00:23:59,260 --> 00:24:02,640 Oculus Copula Shift is the adult version. 537 00:24:04,760 --> 00:24:09,520 Oculus Mift is one that you wear when you're feeling a little bit annoyed with things going on. 538 00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:12,540 You stick that on and see how, you know, things begin to progress then. 539 00:24:12,940 --> 00:24:14,620 Mainly because it's just a black screen. 540 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:17,700 Blacks out all the thoughts and the visuals you're having. 541 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:24,320 Oculus Prime is a robot now that you buy and he assembles in your gaff when you put him on your head. 542 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,040 I don't know why I was looking over there. 543 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:29,160 I might as well look to you and direct these Oculus puns at you. 544 00:24:30,020 --> 00:24:33,020 Oculus Prime assembles in your gaff and does stuff. 545 00:24:35,120 --> 00:24:40,600 Oculus Stift is basically every Oculus machine you buy because it's too expensive. 546 00:24:42,120 --> 00:24:44,760 Topulous Shift, I'm not sure what that is. 547 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,880 Oculus Kip is the one you put on and it just simulates an absolute fucking kip. 548 00:24:51,380 --> 00:24:52,320 The place is a mess. 549 00:24:52,920 --> 00:24:53,680 No one's cleaned up. 550 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:57,160 There's shit everywhere and you've paid 400 quid for the privilege. 551 00:24:58,420 --> 00:25:08,620 Oculus Grift is one that you put on if you want to go online and then, you know, try and garner an audience or a confrere of like-minded people. 552 00:25:08,620 --> 00:25:14,880 Maybe a political persuasion in a way, or maybe you might even pretend to be like far right or far left, 553 00:25:15,020 --> 00:25:21,080 just for the purposes of building some kind of audience that you can, you know, fucking use. 554 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,620 So real. 555 00:25:22,740 --> 00:25:23,820 Thanks very much, Sarah. 556 00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:25,900 Conor O'Reilly, Oculus Spliff. 557 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:27,400 We know what that is. 558 00:25:28,260 --> 00:25:30,780 It's a cheeky bit of business is what it is. 559 00:25:31,220 --> 00:25:37,280 Shockulous Drift is one that you start putting on and you get shocked out by it because everything just starts going, 560 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:43,180 And that's it really at the moment. 561 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:51,420 Also, Too Fast, Too Furious F9, F10 is going to be out soon and it's going to be Oculus Tokyo Drift. 562 00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:54,960 Thanks very much guys. 563 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:55,940 Let's see what's going on here. 564 00:25:56,820 --> 00:26:04,440 AI Expert magazine hosted the show, which included six VR vendors and products that were still clearly in the development stage. 565 00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:06,380 We're looking at the Model T Fords. 566 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:06,840 Ah! 567 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,300 Of virtual reality. 568 00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:12,620 AI Expert. 569 00:26:13,580 --> 00:26:17,520 It's a bit of a, is that a bit of a fucking cheeky dig at Alan Zajic. 570 00:26:17,740 --> 00:26:18,020 Is it? 571 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:19,180 Or Alan Zajic. 572 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:21,720 He got this treatment. 573 00:26:22,460 --> 00:26:25,380 Maybe they, maybe they had drinks afterwards, the crew and Alan. 574 00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,360 And Alan got a little bit too naughty. 575 00:26:28,780 --> 00:26:31,960 And there, they had to still use the fucking footage they had of him. 576 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:37,460 But they weren't going to give him the credence of giving him a title without a cheeky little dig in the ribs. 577 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:41,760 So they employed the use of quotation marks there. 578 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:43,240 Let's see what this guy has to say. 579 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,180 I'm not really convinced. 580 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,520 Six VR vendors and products. 581 00:26:46,520 --> 00:26:47,360 I missed that as well. 582 00:26:47,420 --> 00:26:47,540 Look. 583 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:49,780 I missed, look at the state of that. 584 00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:51,240 I'm pointing, it's brilliant this. 585 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,200 I can point at the screen as well. 586 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:53,980 Look at the state of that. 587 00:26:54,620 --> 00:26:59,200 It's a crazy, crazy, that used to be $400 probably. 588 00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:04,120 And now, now, now we've got loads of blades of grass. 589 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:07,340 We've got great sky textures, real time ray tracing. 590 00:27:08,620 --> 00:27:11,400 There's a guy actually around town ray tracing. 591 00:27:12,240 --> 00:27:14,260 And he drinks very heavily. 592 00:27:15,040 --> 00:27:20,640 But he's, he's a shining beam of light on most dark days. 593 00:27:21,020 --> 00:27:22,860 I love, love hanging out with ray tracing. 594 00:27:22,860 --> 00:27:23,700 He's a good guy. 595 00:27:23,780 --> 00:27:24,320 Look at that. 596 00:27:24,660 --> 00:27:25,740 What is that, a game of golf? 597 00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,400 It's a game of rubbish. 598 00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:28,160 Sophistics. 599 00:27:28,360 --> 00:27:29,780 Thank you very much for the tip. 600 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:30,640 Tevye and Fox. 601 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:31,440 Rebecca S. 602 00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:40,260 We're looking at the model T-4s. 603 00:27:40,260 --> 00:27:41,120 We'll land the hill. 604 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:41,580 Thank you. 605 00:27:41,580 --> 00:27:43,080 Of virtual reality. 606 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,900 Resolution is low. 607 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:45,420 Thank you. 608 00:27:45,420 --> 00:27:46,200 The headgear is uncomfortable. 609 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:50,500 But what's exciting about this showcase is the promise of the technology. 610 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,360 Crystal River technology was one of the exhibitors. 611 00:27:53,900 --> 00:28:00,520 While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality, their approach is to work on virtual audio. 612 00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:06,860 Since the visual systems that we're working with today are not very good, it's very difficult to build a very precise. 613 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,520 What is that? 614 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:16,700 Yeah, we want like a computer, a motherboard as a base layer, as something you want, the ground. 615 00:28:16,700 --> 00:28:21,520 And what we want are the four walls to be each an individual deck of card symbol. 616 00:28:21,860 --> 00:28:23,400 So we got a spade. 617 00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,200 You're looking another way. 618 00:28:24,220 --> 00:28:25,060 You got a diamond. 619 00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,220 What's that behind you? 620 00:28:26,220 --> 00:28:26,680 You got it. 621 00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:27,360 It's a heart. 622 00:28:27,980 --> 00:28:40,900 And then what we want inside that, really, if I'm being honest with you, Joe, Alan, if I'm being honest with you, I want a little bi-wing plane inside that shit. 623 00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:45,080 Can you rustle this up for next Tuesday, weekday, and fortnight? 624 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:47,760 We got the CES show coming. 625 00:28:47,860 --> 00:28:49,000 I don't want to fuck this up. 626 00:28:50,200 --> 00:28:51,000 Material imagery. 627 00:28:51,880 --> 00:28:53,240 The promise of the technology. 628 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,140 Crystal River technology was one of the exhibitors. 629 00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,600 While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality. 630 00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:01,480 Was there a ponytail? 631 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:03,540 Was there a liquid ponytail there? 632 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:04,580 Let's have a look. 633 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:09,920 These guys back in the early 90s were big into their dodgy hair scenarios. 634 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:10,720 And I can talk. 635 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:19,340 You know, and it takes someone who has lived that life with the dodgy hair to be able to be able to fucking say what is and what isn't. 636 00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,100 Owen H. 637 00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:20,960 Thanks very much. 638 00:29:21,100 --> 00:29:21,680 Will on the hill. 639 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:22,480 Thanks very much. 640 00:29:22,900 --> 00:29:23,460 How are you, Francis? 641 00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:26,120 I seen you the other day with the dog. 642 00:29:26,220 --> 00:29:28,660 I was going to come over and say hello, but I didn't want to annoy you. 643 00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,440 All right. 644 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,640 Well, fucking fair enough, man. 645 00:29:31,260 --> 00:29:32,760 If you want to say hello, say hello. 646 00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,540 If you don't, you don't. 647 00:29:33,620 --> 00:29:34,960 But thanks very much for watching anyway. 648 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:43,260 While everyone else seems to be focusing on the visual aspects of virtual reality, their approach is to work on virtual audio. 649 00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:52,140 Since the visual systems that we're working with today are not very good, it's very difficult to build a very precise stereo imagery system. 650 00:29:52,420 --> 00:29:56,060 But we can build a very precise audio. 651 00:29:56,260 --> 00:29:59,280 It's a strong, dense beard for Foster. 652 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:00,640 And we're close. 653 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,240 And he's got, look, no quotation marks on the name. 654 00:30:03,300 --> 00:30:04,280 He's been taken seriously. 655 00:30:05,040 --> 00:30:07,860 The other guy, absolutely rinsed. 656 00:30:08,300 --> 00:30:12,240 And build a very precise audio imagery system. 657 00:30:12,540 --> 00:30:15,620 And we're closer to closing the loop all the way to perfection. 658 00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:19,840 That is, building systems that are almost mistakable for real life. 659 00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,040 You may think you need expensive equipment to experiment with virtual reality. 660 00:30:24,540 --> 00:30:31,060 But one company here claims to have an inexpensive system that lets you turn CAD drawings into virtual reality environments. 661 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:40,420 We provide full virtual reality functionality, working on a standard IBM compatible PC, all being done with no programming required by the... 662 00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,980 Eddie Lahoud from Vreem. 663 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:47,720 And that's a new word portmanteau of virtual and dream. 664 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,260 We've created Vreem. 665 00:30:51,300 --> 00:30:53,720 And now let's have a little C there. 666 00:30:53,840 --> 00:31:00,980 Can we just get a little look there at the scenario and the shenanigans and the dealings of Mr. Lahoud? 667 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,020 And what's going on there at the back? 668 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:11,240 That was the Vreem backdrop that they had employed for the CES or whatever this fucking thing is. 669 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,340 It's a lovely, lovely scenario. 670 00:31:14,100 --> 00:31:15,160 It's a great scenario. 671 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:16,140 It's a classic. 672 00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:17,160 It's a classic look. 673 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:22,540 So complete, easy to use. 674 00:31:22,920 --> 00:31:26,300 And I don't want to forget affordable virtual reality system that people can actually load. 675 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:29,720 And there's a cheeky bit of business going on in the background. 676 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:31,160 Darren, thank you very much. 677 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:32,000 I hope you're doing well. 678 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,860 I met your colleague Tommy outside Monroe's in Galway. 679 00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:36,080 The last day you say. 680 00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:38,420 Pure sound lad. 681 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:40,100 Well, thank you very much, Darren. 682 00:31:40,220 --> 00:31:41,320 I hope you're getting on and on. 683 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,060 It's great, isn't it? 684 00:31:42,060 --> 00:31:43,880 People who are out and about. 685 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,040 They're witnessing things. 686 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,700 Although I don't think Tommy was outside Monroe's at all. 687 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,820 I think he's been in Kabul. 688 00:31:51,540 --> 00:31:52,540 Who's this guy look? 689 00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:56,980 And I don't want to forget affordable virtual reality system that people can actually load on a stock. 690 00:31:57,020 --> 00:31:59,260 Does he work for Vreem? 691 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:07,000 What an absolute nightmare that would be. 692 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,020 It's a real vaporwave scenario. 693 00:32:10,220 --> 00:32:11,980 Do you know that fucking... 694 00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:16,860 Apparently it's a genre, but it's just like people take fucking windows images and put like... 695 00:32:18,860 --> 00:32:26,320 It's rubbish. 696 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,620 Lenny Henry's living the Vreem. 697 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,480 Thank you very much. 698 00:32:29,620 --> 00:32:31,400 CES is like a giant PC world. 699 00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:35,620 You go around looking at computers and trying different... 700 00:32:37,620 --> 00:32:38,780 Screensavers. 701 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:41,280 Yeah, I remember the days when putting on a screensaver. 702 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,720 Much like one of these things was what you did. 703 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:46,400 But I mean, I don't know if you do that anymore. 704 00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,720 If you go into a computer shop now, you can... 705 00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:50,900 You've got a lot more tools at your disposal. 706 00:32:51,060 --> 00:32:53,420 If you're not, you can just fucking piss about on the internet. 707 00:32:54,260 --> 00:32:55,400 You can like... 708 00:32:55,960 --> 00:33:02,060 You can bring a USB in or something and put some stuff on the computer and then have fun. 709 00:33:02,180 --> 00:33:09,400 Another great tip for people who like to be assholes in shops for their own amusement is... 710 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:10,720 Bluetooth. 711 00:33:11,140 --> 00:33:13,580 They go mad if you fuck with their Bluetooth speakers. 712 00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:21,480 So bring your Bluetooth device in and then start playing some very funny stuff in the Bluetooth thing. 713 00:33:21,540 --> 00:33:22,580 But don't tell them... 714 00:33:22,580 --> 00:33:23,420 Thanks for the tip. 715 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,360 ...that you're doing it. 716 00:33:24,500 --> 00:33:27,080 And definitely don't tell them that I told you that. 717 00:33:27,860 --> 00:33:30,040 Anaconda G, thank you very much. 718 00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:32,360 Another application... 719 00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,180 People can actually load on a stock PC. 720 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,480 But what can you actually do with this stuff? 721 00:33:37,740 --> 00:33:41,940 At Straylight Corporation, they're already planning the virtual shopping mall. 722 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:47,440 Another application is marketing research where people are planning out store shelf plans. 723 00:33:48,500 --> 00:33:49,360 Tony asks. 724 00:33:49,360 --> 00:34:03,300 He's a polo kind of guy. 725 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,740 I'm Maria Gabriel. 726 00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:07,880 Could she not say her own name properly? 727 00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:08,700 It's just Gabriel. 728 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,580 I'm Maria Gabriel. 729 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,720 Beth Higgins, thank you very much for the tip there. 730 00:34:14,900 --> 00:34:16,360 And then Teddy Dongsworth. 731 00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:17,240 And Beg. 732 00:34:17,860 --> 00:34:19,340 A tipping from San Fran. 733 00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:20,740 The land of the Shafé. 734 00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:21,600 I can't believe this. 735 00:34:21,680 --> 00:34:23,700 He actually live in his hometown. 736 00:34:24,420 --> 00:34:25,500 Maybe you get to see Shafé. 737 00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:26,620 Maybe you've seen him walk around. 738 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:27,180 Do you know him? 739 00:34:27,260 --> 00:34:27,800 Have you seen him? 740 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:28,840 Do you know anything about him? 741 00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:30,860 He's a good guy. 742 00:34:31,860 --> 00:34:32,580 He's a good guy. 743 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:39,600 And I can't believe that he's made all of these available to the internet on archive.org. 744 00:34:39,820 --> 00:34:41,060 Crazy, crazy world. 745 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,700 And a top man, if ever there was one. 746 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:51,100 A lot of people could take a leaf out of his book. 747 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:54,380 A lot of big companies could take the leaf out of his book. 748 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:55,740 And they don't have to make... 749 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:59,140 I'm going tracking back on old stuff I've gone over before. 750 00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,580 But I mean, they don't have to make everything available. 751 00:35:01,720 --> 00:35:03,760 Just a lot of good stuff, maybe. 752 00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:04,840 A lot of the good stuff. 753 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:06,840 If you're talking about what? 754 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:07,680 Because fucking... 755 00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,580 You can't put a Mel Gibson clip online. 756 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:11,480 Because then he's going to want residuals. 757 00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:12,960 Just fucking blur his face. 758 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:13,680 Change his voice. 759 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:15,800 Make a comedy fucking thing out of it. 760 00:35:16,860 --> 00:35:19,440 Like they used to do on the BBC. 761 00:35:19,660 --> 00:35:22,520 When they weren't allowed to put Jerry Adams' real voice on. 762 00:35:22,580 --> 00:35:24,040 They'd just have someone voice over him. 763 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,380 Shafé at an old country buffet. 764 00:35:26,640 --> 00:35:27,460 Thank you very much. 765 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,460 And hopefully you're getting on well there, lads. 766 00:35:30,520 --> 00:35:32,700 Listen to the way she says her own name now. 767 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:33,500 This is a bit suspect. 768 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:34,660 Her own name. 769 00:35:37,240 --> 00:35:40,900 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Maria Gabriel. 770 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:48,620 I mean, it'd be interesting to see whether or not at the credits at the end, does it... 771 00:35:48,620 --> 00:35:49,300 Is her name spelled? 772 00:35:50,380 --> 00:35:51,280 G-A... 773 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:56,320 G-A-Y and then a hyphen or a dash and then Brielle. 774 00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,120 Maybe it's... 775 00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:01,780 Gay is her middle name and then Brielle is the surname. 776 00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:03,160 Michael Cummins, Midwest. 777 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:03,940 Thank you very much. 778 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:08,900 Any chance of getting your analysis on Steve Ballmer going crazy on stage at Microsoft Video? 779 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:11,200 I've been asked that question a lot of times. 780 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,020 I might even show the clip later on and see. 781 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:17,220 Apparently, they're all doing some stupid dancing on stage. 782 00:36:17,740 --> 00:36:19,320 And it's very, very entertaining. 783 00:36:19,860 --> 00:36:22,100 I think it's a Windows 95 launch. 784 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,060 I could be wrong. 785 00:36:23,140 --> 00:36:23,740 I could be right. 786 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:24,840 You change lives. 787 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:26,620 Thank you very much for the tip as well. 788 00:36:26,620 --> 00:36:28,600 Let's look at that pool game there. 789 00:36:29,540 --> 00:36:30,020 Cyberspace. 790 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,360 Coming up next on Computer Chronicles. 791 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:33,880 Cyberspace. 792 00:36:34,100 --> 00:36:35,640 And that cyberspace there, look. 793 00:36:36,400 --> 00:36:37,760 A virtual pool table. 794 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:45,380 They didn't have enough RAM to be able to animate the wooden sides of the table. 795 00:36:45,660 --> 00:36:46,240 The pockets. 796 00:36:46,400 --> 00:36:47,840 It's just a fucking... 797 00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,780 Maybe that is the space, is it? 798 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,140 Maybe the balls just go off into space then. 799 00:36:52,160 --> 00:36:52,580 Thanks for the tip. 800 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,140 Silage, thank you very much. 801 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,180 and Laura McNamara. 802 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,440 I hope you're getting on well. 803 00:36:59,940 --> 00:37:00,680 Game Boy. 804 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:02,620 Computer games. 805 00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,280 I can't tell gaming devices. 806 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:07,660 You gotta kill them. 807 00:37:07,780 --> 00:37:08,060 No, I'm not. 808 00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,180 In these early days of virtual reality, 809 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,940 we tend to think of it in a game or adventure environment. 810 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:16,020 But virtual reality is also an important design tool. 811 00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:18,700 Here to show us some examples are Chris Alice, 812 00:37:19,140 --> 00:37:21,200 cyberspace missionary with Autodesk. 813 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:21,300 Wow. 814 00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,740 And also Linda Jacobson, who is a... 815 00:37:23,740 --> 00:37:26,520 Cyberspace missionary, guys. 816 00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:28,040 Cyberspace missionary. 817 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:28,600 A missionary. 818 00:37:29,100 --> 00:37:32,020 Someone like Jesus or a fucking religious preacher, 819 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:33,120 but a cyber... 820 00:37:33,120 --> 00:37:35,960 One who operates purely in the cyber realm. 821 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,240 It's phantasmagorical. 822 00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:43,940 What is that box that they've got there? 823 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:45,320 Let's have a look at that and zoom in. 824 00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,660 Look at this block mouse. 825 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:47,660 Thanks for the tip. 826 00:37:48,340 --> 00:37:50,280 Block mouse 92. 827 00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:53,820 And then you've got this briefcase, 828 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,320 like metal lined briefcase solid, 829 00:37:56,460 --> 00:37:58,020 so the hardware doesn't get fucking, 830 00:37:58,260 --> 00:37:59,480 you know, 831 00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:01,660 destroyed when you're leaving it down 832 00:38:01,660 --> 00:38:03,680 or you're on a train or something like that. 833 00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:07,780 And then we've got this guy's cyberspace missionaries. 834 00:38:07,780 --> 00:38:10,140 And we do need, at this stage, 835 00:38:10,260 --> 00:38:14,360 some kind of dronistic music to underscore 836 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:20,500 what I can only describe as an ambience of fear. 837 00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,620 Let's have a little look here. 838 00:38:22,700 --> 00:38:24,560 Have we got any ambience of fear? 839 00:38:24,940 --> 00:38:26,840 No, I'm on the wrong fucking keyboard. 840 00:38:28,260 --> 00:38:29,200 Thanks for the tip. 841 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,340 I should have had this prepped, guys. 842 00:38:33,460 --> 00:38:33,700 Sorry. 843 00:38:33,860 --> 00:38:36,560 Again, it's a bad, bad mistake for me. 844 00:38:42,900 --> 00:38:44,120 Into the darkness, though. 845 00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:44,740 Maybe this works. 846 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:54,800 Yes. 847 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:56,500 It's perfect. 848 00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,500 It's getting, it's getting loud, though. 849 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:14,760 It's a sloppy bit of business for me so far. 850 00:39:14,760 --> 00:39:44,740 It's a bad, bad mistake for me so far. 851 00:39:44,740 --> 00:39:46,740 It's a bad, bad mistake for me so far. 852 00:39:46,740 --> 00:39:48,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 853 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:49,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 854 00:39:49,740 --> 00:39:50,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 855 00:39:50,740 --> 00:39:51,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 856 00:39:51,740 --> 00:39:52,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 857 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 858 00:39:53,740 --> 00:39:54,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 859 00:39:54,740 --> 00:39:55,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 860 00:39:55,740 --> 00:39:56,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 861 00:39:56,740 --> 00:39:57,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 862 00:39:57,740 --> 00:39:58,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 863 00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 864 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 865 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 866 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:02,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 867 00:40:02,740 --> 00:40:03,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 868 00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:04,740 It's a bad mistake for me so far. 869 00:40:04,740 --> 00:40:06,740 *mimicking sounds* 870 00:40:06,740 --> 00:40:08,740 Okay, here we go, here we go 871 00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:13,740 Stuart Shafey, a man, a myth. 872 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:17,740 What is the state of the art right now? What is virtual reality? What- what is the- where's the technology? 873 00:40:17,740 --> 00:40:19,740 *mimicking sounds* 874 00:40:19,740 --> 00:40:25,740 So we had that, it was a real strange Michael Jackson fingerless digital glove. 875 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:31,740 Imagine Wacko Jacko, uh, wearing that back in the day. 876 00:40:31,740 --> 00:40:47,740 And doing his noises like *mimicking sounds* 877 00:40:47,740 --> 00:40:50,740 Uh, I'm trying to think of what else he would say. 878 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:51,740 *mimicking sounds* 879 00:40:51,740 --> 00:40:59,740 Billy Jude is not my son. He's just a kid. The girl said I am the one. 880 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:02,940 But the kid is not my son. 881 00:41:03,600 --> 00:41:04,300 Shaboom. 882 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:05,940 Uh, hee hee hee. 883 00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:07,280 Shaboom. 884 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:11,260 Just beat it. 885 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,980 Just beat it. 886 00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:14,840 I said beat it. 887 00:41:15,220 --> 00:41:15,760 Beat it. 888 00:41:15,980 --> 00:41:16,440 Beat it. 889 00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:17,240 Beat it. 890 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,160 Beat it. 891 00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:20,380 No one wants to beat it. 892 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:20,920 Beat it. 893 00:41:22,300 --> 00:41:24,000 You get the impression. 894 00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:24,840 You get the picture. 895 00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:29,520 Let's have a little look here and see what these guys are flogging on their absolute 896 00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,460 mad machine of tricks. 897 00:41:32,040 --> 00:41:33,040 Jerry Adams, Cyberglove. 898 00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:33,660 Thank you very much. 899 00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,620 Heron, thank you very much. 900 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,700 Hooler, thank you very much. 901 00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:38,200 Laura McNamara, thank you very much. 902 00:41:40,620 --> 00:41:45,460 Game or adventure environment, but virtual reality is also an important design tool. 903 00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:50,800 Here to show us some examples are Chris Alice, cyberspace missionary with Autodesk, 904 00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:57,060 and also Linda Jacobson, who is a computer writer and editor and specialist in the area of virtual reality 905 00:41:57,060 --> 00:42:00,060 and who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality. 906 00:42:03,580 --> 00:42:04,900 Handy dandy guide. 907 00:42:04,900 --> 00:42:08,040 So much hype about virtual reality and so much confusion about. 908 00:42:09,500 --> 00:42:10,140 Autodesk. 909 00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:13,300 Together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality. 910 00:42:13,740 --> 00:42:15,000 Look at his face. 911 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:17,880 Look at his face when he says handy dandy guide. 912 00:42:18,220 --> 00:42:20,720 He's like handy dandy guide. 913 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,420 I just want to do that again. 914 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:27,740 About virtual reality and so much confusion about it. 915 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:29,960 What is the state of the art right now? 916 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:30,980 What is virtual reality? 917 00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,800 What is the where's the technology at? 918 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:34,100 Oh, we missed it. 919 00:42:34,180 --> 00:42:34,800 We missed it. 920 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,220 We missed it. 921 00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:35,720 We missed it. 922 00:42:35,720 --> 00:42:35,800 We missed it. 923 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,720 We missed it. 924 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,340 We missed it. 925 00:42:37,340 --> 00:42:37,980 Autodesk. 926 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,260 Virtual reality. 927 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:40,520 Here we go. 928 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:40,880 Here we go. 929 00:42:41,700 --> 00:42:42,800 Thank you very much. 930 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:43,920 Pound of sausages. 931 00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:44,780 Thanks very much. 932 00:42:44,860 --> 00:42:45,420 Look at this. 933 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:48,660 Jaron Lanier. 934 00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:50,340 Saving lives. 935 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,660 Virtual reality. 936 00:42:52,740 --> 00:42:56,980 Floppy. 937 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:57,520 Floppy. 938 00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:57,920 Floppy. 939 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:57,920 Floppy. 940 00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,420 Floppy. 941 00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:58,580 Floppy. 942 00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580 Floppy. 943 00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580 Floppy. 944 00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,580 Floppy. 945 00:42:58,580 --> 00:42:58,740 Floppy. 946 00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:58,740 Floppy. 947 00:42:58,740 --> 00:42:59,100 Floppy. 948 00:42:59,100 --> 00:42:59,580 Floppy. 949 00:42:59,580 --> 00:42:59,700 Floppy. 950 00:42:59,700 --> 00:42:59,700 Floppy. 951 00:42:59,700 --> 00:43:01,020 What the hell does that even say? 952 00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:01,280 Look. 953 00:43:03,400 --> 00:43:05,320 Direction of a computer. 954 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,000 Fucking. 955 00:43:06,660 --> 00:43:07,020 Something. 956 00:43:07,160 --> 00:43:07,560 I don't know. 957 00:43:08,700 --> 00:43:10,060 Saving lives. 958 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:13,980 Wow. 959 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:14,660 Okay. 960 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,100 Watch the way he says this little line here. 961 00:43:17,180 --> 00:43:20,340 I thought it was funny when he goes handy dandy guide. 962 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:24,660 Dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI. 963 00:43:24,960 --> 00:43:25,640 Thanks for that tip. 964 00:43:25,660 --> 00:43:31,040 And who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI expert magazine. 965 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:31,700 Linda. 966 00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,420 He's going like handy dandy guide. 967 00:43:35,680 --> 00:43:36,920 And he's like happy enough. 968 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,680 And then he puts the magazine down. 969 00:43:38,780 --> 00:43:39,840 Watch the shift change. 970 00:43:39,920 --> 00:43:41,000 The mood change. 971 00:43:41,060 --> 00:43:41,520 Thanks for that tip. 972 00:43:41,520 --> 00:43:45,180 From happy go lucky handy dandy to Linda. 973 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:46,340 Linda tell me. 974 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,280 It goes really fucking like. 975 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,720 I should have the. 976 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:54,080 I need to get the drone music on a sound board. 977 00:43:54,580 --> 00:43:55,300 That's what I need. 978 00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,860 But these things are a learning process. 979 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,640 Thanks for that tip. 980 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,920 Think I would have learned by now. 981 00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,840 Rich beef sausages. 982 00:44:00,980 --> 00:44:01,580 Thank you very much. 983 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:03,360 A clone named Gibso. 984 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:04,120 Thank you very much. 985 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,920 Cyberspace missionary is Shafé's favorite position you say. 986 00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:07,640 Cheeky. 987 00:44:07,980 --> 00:44:09,880 No work tomorrow says Jumbo Breakfast. 988 00:44:10,300 --> 00:44:10,600 Woohoo. 989 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,020 None of the lads are on Discord though. 990 00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:15,260 So thanks for keeping me entertained. 991 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,040 I hope you're getting on well there. 992 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,320 And Cyberslag. 993 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:22,840 Francis your link to the stream lads isn't pointable for mobile users. 994 00:44:23,320 --> 00:44:25,340 Want to supply money for a cyber glove. 995 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,080 Well thank you very much Cyberslag. 996 00:44:27,360 --> 00:44:30,640 And look we'll try and sort that something out there as well. 997 00:44:30,640 --> 00:44:32,940 Let's see what's going on here. 998 00:44:33,700 --> 00:44:34,680 Let me ask you. 999 00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,900 It's the mood change. 1000 00:44:36,040 --> 00:44:38,960 It's the shift in tonality that I'm interested in here. 1001 00:44:39,840 --> 00:44:41,460 ...in the area of virtual reality. 1002 00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:47,180 And who put together this handy dandy guide to virtual reality from the people who make AI Expert magazine. 1003 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:49,180 Linda let me ask you. 1004 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120 There's so much hype about virtual reality. 1005 00:44:51,320 --> 00:44:51,580 Hype. 1006 00:44:52,640 --> 00:44:54,420 Linda let me ask you. 1007 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:55,480 There's so much hype about. 1008 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,200 And that's another classic Shafaeism. 1009 00:44:58,400 --> 00:44:59,340 It's the H-H-H. 1010 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,240 It's the triple H. 1011 00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:00,980 Not the wrestler. 1012 00:45:02,720 --> 00:45:06,380 It's how he starts a word that begins with H. 1013 00:45:07,180 --> 00:45:08,240 Much in the same way. 1014 00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,260 Handheld console. 1015 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:09,560 Listen. 1016 00:45:10,020 --> 00:45:11,160 Handheld gaming devices. 1017 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,300 Handheld gaming devices. 1018 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:14,680 Handheld gaming devices. 1019 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,400 Virtual reality. 1020 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,800 Expert magazine. 1021 00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:19,840 Linda let me ask you. 1022 00:45:19,900 --> 00:45:21,740 There's so much hype about virtual reality. 1023 00:45:21,860 --> 00:45:23,320 And so much confusion about it. 1024 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:25,520 What is the state of the art right now? 1025 00:45:25,600 --> 00:45:26,560 What is virtual reality? 1026 00:45:26,700 --> 00:45:27,320 What is the... 1027 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,360 Where is the technology at? 1028 00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:31,320 It's coming out of the labs and into our laps. 1029 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:31,740 Almost. 1030 00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:32,640 Almost. 1031 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,900 Out of the lebs and into the laps. 1032 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:35,540 What's the leb? 1033 00:45:36,260 --> 00:45:36,980 What's the leb? 1034 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:38,360 Lebanon, is it? 1035 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,400 Out of the lebs. 1036 00:45:41,660 --> 00:45:42,600 Have I got that right? 1037 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:46,240 What is the state of the art right now? 1038 00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,280 What is virtual reality? 1039 00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:48,020 What is the... 1040 00:45:48,020 --> 00:45:49,100 Where is the technology at? 1041 00:45:49,660 --> 00:45:52,040 It's coming out of the labs and into our laps. 1042 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:53,060 Oh, the labs. 1043 00:45:53,180 --> 00:45:53,480 The labs. 1044 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:57,720 The technology that's called virtual reality has been around in the 40s 1045 00:45:57,720 --> 00:46:00,360 and was mostly found in huge research institutions, 1046 00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:03,260 mostly government-related, military-related. 1047 00:46:04,000 --> 00:46:07,400 Then moved into the giant educational institutions 1048 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:13,420 and is now moving down into the labs and offices of private businesses 1049 00:46:13,420 --> 00:46:17,740 that are creating systems for people like doctors and architects and scientists 1050 00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:19,960 to use to help them understand their data. 1051 00:46:19,960 --> 00:46:23,260 And so we have cyberspace missionaries like Chris at Autodesk. 1052 00:46:23,720 --> 00:46:25,420 What's the philosophy at Autodesk? 1053 00:46:25,420 --> 00:46:27,640 How are you using the concept of virtual reality? 1054 00:46:27,640 --> 00:46:33,340 Well, right now we're working on developing just the basic software tools 1055 00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:38,180 that software applications developers will use to write these applications. 1056 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:44,400 Up until now, people have pretty much been writing their own software no matter where they are. 1057 00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:58,240 But in order for an industry to get started and to be widespread, the people who don't have expertise in real-time simulation need to have tools that they can buy, pieces of code and so forth, that they can put together. 1058 00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:01,320 So they only need to work in their particular areas of expertise. 1059 00:47:01,320 --> 00:47:04,020 Now we have a fair amount of tools, hardware here. 1060 00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:07,020 Watch the way he says tools here. 1061 00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,020 It's incredible. 1062 00:47:08,020 --> 00:47:10,720 Watch this whole setup for us, Chris, and tell us what's here. 1063 00:47:10,720 --> 00:47:11,720 Okay, come on, come on, come on, come on. 1064 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:12,720 Come on, come on, come on. 1065 00:47:12,720 --> 00:47:13,720 Here, why don't you... 1066 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:14,720 ... particular areas of expertise. 1067 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:20,420 Now we have a fair amount of tools, hardware here. Why don't you go through this whole setup for us, Chris, and tell us what's here. 1068 00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:31,420 Okay, well, first of all, we're running this software, these simulations on PCs. A 386 here, a 486 here. We have a variety of I/O devices. 1069 00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:40,120 Look at the state of this. Remember, VR is not about just exotic I/O devices. You can run it with a mouse. 1070 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:41,120 Okay. Okay. 1071 00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:43,120 Regular old Microsoft mouse. 1072 00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,120 Uh... 1073 00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,120 What's he got there? 1074 00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:46,120 Up to the more exotic... 1075 00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:51,120 Well, where's he pulling these out of, hey? Fucking exotic glove, is it? 1076 00:47:51,120 --> 00:48:18,820 I feel fake. Some more. Some more. See the world, make it a better place. For you and for me, and the entire human race. There are people dying. And you eat some money for sandwiches. It's a better place for me and for you. A pig in a cage on antibiotics. 1077 00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:20,520 Hold that hold the glove up, too. 1078 00:48:20,520 --> 00:48:21,520 Hold the glove up, too. 1079 00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:24,520 ...of input devices. Exotic I/O devices. You can run it with a mouse. That's okay. 1080 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,520 Regular old Microsoft mouse. Uh... 1081 00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:31,520 Up to the more exotic sorts of input devices. Yeah. 1082 00:48:31,520 --> 00:48:32,520 Danger! Danger! 1083 00:48:32,520 --> 00:48:33,520 Yeah, this is a data glove. 1084 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:34,520 Uh... Data glove. 1085 00:48:34,520 --> 00:48:35,520 Data glove. 1086 00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:40,520 One of the two items that the public seems to mostly associate with VR. The other are the goggles. 1087 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,520 The other are the goggles. The head-mounted display. Right. 1088 00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:48,520 You have the computer tracks this as you wear it. You have two small TV sets. 1089 00:48:48,520 --> 00:48:54,220 Inside that show you what the computer is displaying. And it really allows you to be in the middle of... 1090 00:48:54,220 --> 00:48:57,220 Right. The murder glove 3000. Right. 1091 00:48:57,220 --> 00:49:00,220 ...the computer graphics allows the graphics to surround... 1092 00:49:00,220 --> 00:49:06,220 Wow, it's a crazy, crazy... It's business on top. Sorry, it's... It's party... It's business on top. 1093 00:49:06,220 --> 00:49:14,920 Thank you for that. And it's party time. Down the back. Down the back. Down the back with the lads, hey. 1094 00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:20,620 Up front. Up front for the day job. Down there for the fucking night job. 1095 00:49:20,620 --> 00:49:24,320 Uh... Thank you very much, Donner Fogarty. Tonight at nine. 1096 00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:27,320 Steph. And Cyber Schlag. 1097 00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:30,020 Thank you very much. 1098 00:49:30,020 --> 00:49:33,020 ...and gives you a real feeling of being there. 1099 00:49:33,020 --> 00:49:35,720 Alright, let's start out with... What was it? Fuck. 1100 00:49:35,720 --> 00:49:38,720 Uh... OJ Simpson's glove is it? Says Whelan Lad. 1101 00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:39,720 Thank you very much for the tip. 1102 00:49:39,720 --> 00:49:40,720 What's on that monitor, Chris? 1103 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:47,420 Okay, this is actually a... Something that we started working on when we... 1104 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:51,420 Wanted to get away from the feeling of VR having to have goggles and gloves. 1105 00:49:51,420 --> 00:49:53,420 So I'm controlling this display just with a mouse... 1106 00:49:53,420 --> 00:49:54,420 Mm-hmm. 1107 00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,420 ...and eventually with a keyboard. 1108 00:49:56,420 --> 00:50:00,420 But it's still... The display is still... I'm looking up, I'm looking down... 1109 00:50:00,420 --> 00:50:06,420 I'm looking left and right and so forth. So it's still governed from the viewpoint of somebody who's wearing... 1110 00:50:06,420 --> 00:50:09,420 ...a head-mounted display. So you are kind of moving around in that environment... 1111 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:09,420 Right. 1112 00:50:09,420 --> 00:50:10,420 ...controlling it with a mouse. 1113 00:50:10,420 --> 00:50:10,920 *laughs* 1114 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,120 I have balls here that are, uh... Suspended in space. Now they're... attached. I can... 1115 00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:16,620 Oh my god. 1116 00:50:16,620 --> 00:50:18,120 ...increase gravity, decrease gravity. 1117 00:50:18,120 --> 00:50:18,620 Woah. 1118 00:50:18,620 --> 00:50:19,120 Wow. 1119 00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:20,120 ...and so forth. I can... 1120 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:23,420 So you're not pulling that, you're- you're changing the physical parameters of that environment. 1121 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,120 I'm changing the physical- yes. 1122 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:25,620 Yeah. 1123 00:50:25,620 --> 00:50:32,120 And I can even... Let me move in here a little bit. Get a little closer and I can even... 1124 00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,120 ...maybe grab one of these... 1125 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:35,920 Dean Moriarty, thank you. 1126 00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,420 Uh-huh. 1127 00:50:37,420 --> 00:50:39,120 And then if I detach one of- 1128 00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:55,120 Who's bored on their de- uh huh. Right, right. Oh, can fall right. Right. Hmm. Hmm. Hmm. Fear that. Not, not impressed to say the least. 1129 00:50:55,120 --> 00:51:24,520 ...of the kinds of movement that you might expect. Uh, or if I reach down here perhaps and grab one of these. Right, come on. What else is there, lads? Come on, I mean, fucking get on with this. Right, we've seen that. So you can sort of play in that world. Right. This isn't, say, a complete application. This is merely a demo that one of the programmers worked out to. Oh, thank fuck. Thank God it's only a demo. 1130 00:51:24,520 --> 00:51:50,180 Oh, I was thinking that was the finished version and that it was going to be like that. Hopefully they made a good few changes. Hopefully the changelog was extensive. They had a changelog the size of a dossier by the end of it, I'd say. But then maybe not. There's probably very fuck all they could have done after making that. That probably did go out to the public for sale or some kind of screensaver maybe. 1131 00:51:51,260 --> 00:52:13,260 ...in that world. Right. This isn't, say, a complete application. Sure. This is merely a demo that one of the programmers worked out to test out physics, to test out... Yeah. Well, you have another one that maybe people can relate to, which is a billiards. Right. So... 1132 00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:15,260 Techno missions 1133 00:52:15,260 --> 00:52:24,440 Yeah, let me bring that up. This is when you add a little more a little more complicated interactions 1134 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:30,100 To the why are they hanging the camera on him like why are they hanging the camera? 1135 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,100 He's not even saying anything 1136 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:36,380 Fucking shows the screen man. There's nothing on the screen. There's probably nothing on the screen 1137 00:52:37,340 --> 00:52:42,860 Wait for it to come up here in the end again. Wow. Now you're controlling Jimmy white eat your heart out 1138 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:48,780 Jimmy white whirlwind snooker pool for the X games. I just need to get a can 1139 00:53:09,300 --> 00:53:13,720 The music is stuck in my head from that your friends. It's your boy scope talk 1140 00:53:13,720 --> 00:53:21,640 I run a gaming clip channel which feels primarily montages of epic gameplay clutch kills team wipes epic killstreaks 1141 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:26,820 Insane kill death ratios. I just want to say on behalf of the tick-tock community how much you've inspired 1142 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:33,260 Every person out there who is playing not just warzone, but playing the game of life, buddy 1143 00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:38,640 mobile ozill any technology 1144 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:38,640 technology 1145 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:43,640 Rocky P spas in your school runner era and her near 1146 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:47,640 Yeah, we all right 30 TL 1147 00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:48,640 30 TL 1148 00:53:48,640 --> 00:53:50,640 1000 TL percent 100 1149 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:54,640 Turkey need league mobile by 17 mobile bias 1150 00:53:54,640 --> 00:54:04,640 Francis Higgins made possible in part by Hewlett Packard working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network 1151 00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:09,640 You're looking at partnership in a whole new light 1152 00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:14,640 Well if the proof is in the pudding the pudding the power is really in the application 1153 00:54:15,640 --> 00:54:19,640 I'm a Windows kind of guy on a Pentium machine. I'm a Windows kind of guy. All right 1154 00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,640 I'm a Windows kind of guy 1155 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:27,640 I don't lie you have something called soft windows that lets me do those that's right 1156 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:28,640 That's right. 1157 00:54:28,640 --> 00:54:31,020 In soft windows, which does exactly that. 1158 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:34,200 You have to run Windows and DOS applications on your Power Macintosh. 1159 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:35,200 Lama Windows kind of guy. 1160 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,200 It's a pure piece of software. 1161 00:54:36,200 --> 00:54:38,480 You don't need to plug in any cards or anything like that. 1162 00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:39,480 Just run back in normal apps. 1163 00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,280 Let me show you. 1164 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:43,540 Here we have the soft windows icon. 1165 00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:44,540 Lama Windows kind of guy. 1166 00:54:44,540 --> 00:54:47,480 You double click on it, and it will start up. 1167 00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:52,480 The first thing it will do is go into a DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen, DOS screen. 1168 00:54:52,480 --> 00:54:54,660 So we're loading DOS in our Power Mac. 1169 00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:55,660 Indeed we are. 1170 00:54:55,660 --> 00:54:57,480 And a lot of people still run DOS programs. 1171 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,980 And I won't demonstrate DOS except to the extent that you can see it running on the screen there. 1172 00:55:00,980 --> 00:55:01,480 All right. 1173 00:55:01,480 --> 00:55:05,440 I'll just type win, which is the usual way to start Windows. 1174 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,920 And you can see the official Microsoft logo there. 1175 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:10,080 There's Windows on a Power Mac. 1176 00:55:10,080 --> 00:55:11,540 There is indeed. 1177 00:55:11,540 --> 00:55:12,720 All right. 1178 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:15,140 What happens? 1179 00:55:15,140 --> 00:55:16,080 Let me ask you now. 1180 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:20,380 Has Windows taken over my Mac or can I still use my Macintosh applications? 1181 00:55:20,380 --> 00:55:23,340 Windows is not taken over your Mac by any stretch of the imagination. 1182 00:55:23,340 --> 00:55:23,980 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 1183 00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:27,320 Your Macintosh applications can still be running at the same time. 1184 00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:31,780 All that's happened is that the menu bar has been taken away to give you as much screen area as possible. 1185 00:55:31,780 --> 00:55:34,280 But the menu is just a keystroke away. 1186 00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,280 So I can see we're still inside the Mac. 1187 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:37,280 All right. 1188 00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:39,280 And as you can see I'm running a number of Macintosh applications at the same time. 1189 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:44,820 All right. Exactly. Let me ask you that about applications. I mean, it's only really useful to me if I can use applications in both environments. 1190 00:55:44,820 --> 00:55:49,280 Can I use a Windows app? Can I use a Macintosh application at the same time? 1191 00:55:49,280 --> 00:55:50,280 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 1192 00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:50,780 Absolutely. Exactly. 1193 00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,920 Is that done? Is that done? It is. 1194 00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:57,920 Oh, it was fucking... 1195 00:55:57,920 --> 00:56:00,940 Those flecks of Guinness went over the fucking place then. 1196 00:56:01,240 --> 00:56:10,180 I drank the can. I thought when it comes back on I'm just going to shake it round and the widget effect will be interesting for a moment or two. 1197 00:56:10,580 --> 00:56:14,140 But unfortunately it wasn't interesting and it's just a mess now. 1198 00:56:14,820 --> 00:56:20,520 But who cares about that anyway? You're not on the receiving end of the flecks of Guinness. I am. 1199 00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:25,200 And who cares? That's only going to end... That's going to add to the impuzzlement of the evening. 1200 00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,540 I want to say a big thanks to Will Gabbett and SilverPixie5 who says, 1201 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,400 Hope you're well, Francis. I hope you're well as well, SilverPixie5. 1202 00:56:33,820 --> 00:56:37,940 Thanks for keeping these going, you see. Computer Chronicles FTW. 1203 00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:43,260 Fuck with that. Is that what... Is that what that means? Is that one of those new-isms? 1204 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:46,780 Theresa Carmody, thank you very much for the Boy Scout movement. 1205 00:56:47,540 --> 00:56:52,540 And now we've got a game of Jimmy White's Whirlwind... Spool. 1206 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:57,160 Which was released in 1992 for the Virtual Reality Drive. 1207 00:56:57,860 --> 00:57:01,320 Get... You should have got yourself a copy at the time because you can't get them now. 1208 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,740 Let's have a look at this. It looks magic. 1209 00:57:03,540 --> 00:57:04,800 Where you are with the mouse. 1210 00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,340 With the mouse and... Let's go back here. 1211 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:10,340 A little more complicated interactions. 1212 00:57:11,620 --> 00:57:12,620 To the... 1213 00:57:12,620 --> 00:57:15,060 To the simulation. 1214 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,460 Wait for it to come up here. 1215 00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:18,880 And again, you've got... 1216 00:57:18,880 --> 00:57:20,960 Now you're controlling where you are with the mouse. 1217 00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:21,600 With the mouse. 1218 00:57:21,820 --> 00:57:23,740 And this is actually another kind of view. 1219 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:27,060 This is deciding that what I'm really interested in is the cue ball. 1220 00:57:27,400 --> 00:57:30,800 And so I'm... No matter where I look, I'm going to be rotating around the cue ball. 1221 00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:32,500 Cue ball is after you. 1222 00:57:32,560 --> 00:57:34,080 Yeah, give that a little shot here. 1223 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:34,900 Whoa. 1224 00:57:34,900 --> 00:57:38,040 And so here you've got to be simulating the real physics of this environment. 1225 00:57:38,140 --> 00:57:39,120 You've got to be kidding, right? 1226 00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,120 I'm almost in. 1227 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:40,880 Mm-hmm. 1228 00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:42,020 You've got to be kidding me. 1229 00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:43,200 Let's move this over here. 1230 00:57:44,620 --> 00:57:45,360 Check it out. 1231 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:46,320 Oh, well, top down. 1232 00:57:47,020 --> 00:57:47,940 No way. 1233 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:49,560 Did you hear the... 1234 00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,540 They laughed at that. 1235 00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:57,220 A lovely cut there that just managed to encompass Stuart Trefee's tether, which he was at the end of. 1236 00:57:57,760 --> 00:58:03,220 All right, Chris, or whatever his name is, and he just, like, moves on then because he wasn't impressed with the scene he was given. 1237 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:06,040 So let's check it out, maybe with an overhead. 1238 00:58:08,620 --> 00:58:10,900 All right, Chris, what's going on over here on the left-hand monitor? 1239 00:58:11,420 --> 00:58:14,640 Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same simulating. 1240 00:58:14,760 --> 00:58:16,020 What's going on over here on the left-hand monitor? 1241 00:58:16,320 --> 00:58:17,120 That little look. 1242 00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:18,120 It's a... 1243 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:18,980 It's just... 1244 00:58:18,980 --> 00:58:20,220 It's empathetic. 1245 00:58:20,540 --> 00:58:22,460 You know, people can learn a lot from this guy. 1246 00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:23,560 It's the charisma. 1247 00:58:23,700 --> 00:58:24,840 And you need to be engaged. 1248 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,220 When you're looking at someone, make eye contact for one. 1249 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,180 Facial expressions. 1250 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:30,700 It's all body language, guys. 1251 00:58:30,860 --> 00:58:34,160 Body language is the main man in the arsenal. 1252 00:58:34,280 --> 00:58:37,220 When it comes to talking to people, forget about the fucking... 1253 00:58:37,220 --> 00:58:39,020 You're concentrating too much on the words. 1254 00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,520 Start fucking dancing the face around like this. 1255 00:58:44,340 --> 00:58:47,700 This goes out to anyone who's got trouble communicating with people. 1256 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:48,860 You might have anxiety. 1257 00:58:49,060 --> 00:58:50,240 You don't know how to do it. 1258 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:52,680 You get locked jaw when it happens. 1259 00:58:52,680 --> 00:58:53,640 How about this? 1260 00:58:53,940 --> 00:58:56,860 When you're talking to someone next time, just do a load of this. 1261 00:59:00,780 --> 00:59:03,780 You're guaranteed that person's going to become your friend, 1262 00:59:04,300 --> 00:59:06,880 or they're going to want to buy you a pint or a coffee. 1263 00:59:07,260 --> 00:59:08,020 It's one of the three. 1264 00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,100 And sometimes it's all three of them. 1265 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:12,020 Shafi, change of subject. 1266 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,660 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1267 00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:14,140 Let's have a look at this. 1268 00:59:14,140 --> 00:59:17,060 Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same... 1269 00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,140 What's going on over here on the left? 1270 00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,000 Overhead. 1271 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,860 All right, Chris, what's going on over here on the left-hand monitor? 1272 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:32,440 Okay, well, actually, what you're seeing here is the same simulation that we were seeing earlier on the other computer with different graphics hardware. 1273 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:34,100 So the ball's hanging from the two arches. 1274 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:34,460 Right. 1275 00:59:34,840 --> 00:59:37,660 The balls are hanging from the two arches. 1276 00:59:37,860 --> 00:59:38,360 Uh-huh. 1277 00:59:38,780 --> 00:59:42,520 As the man slips on the boogaloo glove. 1278 00:59:43,040 --> 00:59:43,460 Different. 1279 00:59:44,220 --> 00:59:53,200 He's got the boogaloo box, and he's going to strap that onto the gown, and then the hand will sensually drift inside that glove. 1280 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,060 The glove that fits the hand that did the thing. 1281 00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:57,580 Different graphics hardware. 1282 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:59,240 So the ball's hanging from the two arches. 1283 00:59:59,320 --> 00:59:59,600 Right. 1284 00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:02,760 This looks different, but the same software and so graphics hardware. 1285 01:00:02,760 --> 01:00:04,500 Look at that. 1286 01:00:04,580 --> 01:00:04,900 Wow. 1287 01:00:04,900 --> 01:00:07,900 On the other computer with different graphics hardware. 1288 01:00:08,000 --> 01:00:09,520 So the ball's hanging from the two arches. 1289 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:09,840 Right. 1290 01:00:10,020 --> 01:00:11,400 This looks different, but the same... 1291 01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:14,860 Interesting thought kind of experiment there. 1292 01:00:15,020 --> 01:00:19,360 If this was an OJ glove, and Patrick there in the chat has just said, 1293 01:00:19,480 --> 01:00:22,720 if the data glove doesn't fit, you must acquit. 1294 01:00:23,220 --> 01:00:27,280 Imagine if that whole debacle had taken place in the virtual world. 1295 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:28,600 Would it have even gone to trial? 1296 01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:34,940 I suppose that might be the next thing on the horizon with us more living our lives increasingly on the internet and on the internet. 1297 01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:37,120 Get inside the internet, lads, tonight. 1298 01:00:37,460 --> 01:00:39,240 No sexism here tonight, lads. 1299 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:47,520 And there's probably going to be a criminal law now that's brought in for the way you are online and the way you act, I suppose. 1300 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:57,860 I seen a fella over in England the other day was arrested for his attack on the English players who missed the penalties. 1301 01:00:58,760 --> 01:01:00,280 Racist bit of business it was. 1302 01:01:00,800 --> 01:01:03,640 And some of the comments were hilarious. 1303 01:01:03,780 --> 01:01:04,900 We might get a look at that. 1304 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:07,940 I'm not sure whether or not that constitutes as abuse. 1305 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:11,380 Me showing that on the fucking thing and then showing the comments. 1306 01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:12,720 But it was... 1307 01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:17,100 It was a veritable feast of free material. 1308 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:22,040 Which could be mined in a heartbeat for a few laughs. 1309 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:24,340 But at the moment I'm happy with this. 1310 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:26,240 Good evening, Shafi. 1311 01:01:26,340 --> 01:01:27,100 Thank you very much. 1312 01:01:27,180 --> 01:01:28,720 Fat Cox32 here. 1313 01:01:29,580 --> 01:01:30,820 Shafi talks over you. 1314 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:32,360 Thank you very much for the tip as well. 1315 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:33,920 ...software and so forth. 1316 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:36,520 It's being controlled this time by the head-mounted display. 1317 01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:40,380 So that as this moves, the picture moves. 1318 01:01:40,460 --> 01:01:40,820 Okay. 1319 01:01:41,340 --> 01:01:41,620 Yes. 1320 01:01:41,620 --> 01:01:42,520 You have a volunteer. 1321 01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:43,160 You'd like to try it. 1322 01:01:43,160 --> 01:01:43,560 Yeah, I would. 1323 01:01:43,800 --> 01:01:45,500 These guys have worked together. 1324 01:01:45,740 --> 01:01:46,480 They know each other. 1325 01:01:46,840 --> 01:01:47,180 All right. 1326 01:01:47,200 --> 01:01:50,300 And we're seeing on this computer monitor what she is seeing. 1327 01:01:50,520 --> 01:01:51,140 There it is. 1328 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:56,120 And so she tilts her head left, right, up down, etc. 1329 01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:57,700 Move her in a little closer here. 1330 01:01:58,580 --> 01:02:02,480 And she actually can get much more of a feel of just how large this model is. 1331 01:02:02,540 --> 01:02:02,940 Uh-huh. 1332 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,640 And as they change, say... 1333 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,720 Now what are you changing, Chris? 1334 01:02:06,740 --> 01:02:11,740 I'm changing gravity there so that the pull on these Tetris is slightly smaller. 1335 01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:15,120 So let's see if your world is changing as he's adjusting this. 1336 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,700 I'm getting lighter and lighter, Stuart. 1337 01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:21,780 So if you just sight in on one of those, whoa, here, just steady down. 1338 01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:24,840 And let's grab one. 1339 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:25,220 Okay. 1340 01:02:26,340 --> 01:02:26,840 How about that one? 1341 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,540 So you're going to make that object heavy. 1342 01:02:31,840 --> 01:02:32,280 Yeah. 1343 01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:36,200 And it settles down a little more, a little more. 1344 01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:36,800 And so Linda... 1345 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,360 You can see that actually more if we increase gravity here. 1346 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,040 That looks terrible. 1347 01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:40,100 It looks... 1348 01:02:40,100 --> 01:02:40,440 What? 1349 01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:42,060 So Linda has to make her head down and keep up with you. 1350 01:02:42,060 --> 01:02:42,280 Sorry. 1351 01:02:42,380 --> 01:02:45,420 It looks absolutely horrifically rubbish. 1352 01:02:45,880 --> 01:02:46,520 It looks terrible. 1353 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:51,220 I'm currently at the same time while that's playing trying to find that post. 1354 01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:53,540 Can't find the fucking post at the moment. 1355 01:02:53,740 --> 01:02:55,720 Just in case you're wondering why I'm not commenting. 1356 01:02:55,980 --> 01:02:59,360 I feel as though the footage itself speaks for itself. 1357 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:00,980 I don't need to be stopping this. 1358 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:07,060 Even though it looks hilarious, I'd like to be stopping this and then rewind it and going over it again and again. 1359 01:03:07,160 --> 01:03:09,240 But anyway, let's see what else they've got up there. 1360 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:11,040 Arsenal of virtual tricks. 1361 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:15,440 It adds in then that additional spatial sense. 1362 01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:15,660 Okay. 1363 01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,720 Now can we add the glove element now? 1364 01:03:17,780 --> 01:03:18,560 What does this do? 1365 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,000 Okay. 1366 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:25,360 Well, actually, in order to add the glove, I'm going to move over to another demo. 1367 01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:29,580 This is actually older software than what we're working with. 1368 01:03:29,580 --> 01:03:30,440 So not the latest stuff. 1369 01:03:30,440 --> 01:03:36,160 Not the latest stuff, but it provides a good example of just how glove interaction might happen. 1370 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:37,600 So put this on. 1371 01:03:37,680 --> 01:03:39,580 One finger per standard issue. 1372 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:42,880 One finger per standard issue. 1373 01:03:43,240 --> 01:03:43,560 Okay. 1374 01:03:45,440 --> 01:03:51,520 So now basically this glove is the input device and the goggles are the output device for Linda. 1375 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:55,340 So she can determine now what she's going to look at by pointing. 1376 01:03:55,340 --> 01:03:57,520 By pointing where she wants to move within the model. 1377 01:03:57,980 --> 01:03:59,980 So at this point, if you make a fist. 1378 01:04:00,160 --> 01:04:02,000 So you're going to calibrate the glove right now. 1379 01:04:02,200 --> 01:04:02,220 Yeah. 1380 01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,300 So it knows what a fist is and what an opening is. 1381 01:04:04,300 --> 01:04:04,560 Right. 1382 01:04:04,680 --> 01:04:08,740 And now we can see her hand on the screen in this environment. 1383 01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:09,140 Right. 1384 01:04:09,600 --> 01:04:11,000 And Linda, tell us, what are you doing now? 1385 01:04:11,020 --> 01:04:11,680 What's your experience? 1386 01:04:12,340 --> 01:04:14,340 Well, I'm definitely in cyberspace. 1387 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:16,940 And you can see I'm moving my hand. 1388 01:04:17,000 --> 01:04:19,420 You can see my hand in cyberspace also moving. 1389 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,240 So now if you point someplace where you want to go. 1390 01:04:22,260 --> 01:04:22,780 Let's go there. 1391 01:04:22,780 --> 01:04:23,500 Let's go there. 1392 01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:24,760 Let's go there. 1393 01:04:24,760 --> 01:04:28,360 And you just close right through a column there. 1394 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:28,660 Okay. 1395 01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:29,740 Let's go in the other direction. 1396 01:04:31,100 --> 01:04:31,940 Let's go up. 1397 01:04:32,180 --> 01:04:32,940 Can I go up? 1398 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:33,420 Yes. 1399 01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,120 So you're in charge of this world, Linda. 1400 01:04:37,540 --> 01:04:37,900 Okay. 1401 01:04:37,980 --> 01:04:39,520 We're going to have to get out of this world, guys. 1402 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,400 We're out of time. 1403 01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:41,360 Okay, guys. 1404 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:41,800 Sorry. 1405 01:04:41,980 --> 01:04:43,400 Close encounter with a chair there. 1406 01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:44,500 All right. 1407 01:04:44,620 --> 01:04:46,220 Chris, Linda, thank you very much. 1408 01:04:46,480 --> 01:04:46,940 Thank you. 1409 01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:47,540 All right. 1410 01:04:47,540 --> 01:04:48,640 Here is a classic problem. 1411 01:04:48,640 --> 01:04:50,620 What was that noise at the end of it? 1412 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,520 You're in the home and you're trying to decide whether to speak. 1413 01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:53,480 It was a noise just at the end of that. 1414 01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:57,900 That was terrible. 1415 01:04:58,100 --> 01:05:00,160 Actually, the whole time that's been going on. 1416 01:05:00,280 --> 01:05:01,160 I've missed all this now. 1417 01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:02,100 It's a fucking hand. 1418 01:05:02,420 --> 01:05:03,820 It's a vaporwave background. 1419 01:05:04,140 --> 01:05:06,040 And someone's just, they've got a pair of hands. 1420 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:12,080 In fairness now, I was playing that office job simulator on PlayStation there. 1421 01:05:12,260 --> 01:05:14,100 It's just not great at all. 1422 01:05:14,120 --> 01:05:14,900 It's the same thing. 1423 01:05:14,980 --> 01:05:18,200 You're just a pair of hands and, oh, yeah, it's funny for a second or two. 1424 01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,680 Oh, you put the disc into here. 1425 01:05:19,740 --> 01:05:21,400 Oh, you pour coffee in the drawer. 1426 01:05:22,320 --> 01:05:22,500 All right. 1427 01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:23,000 Come on. 1428 01:05:23,720 --> 01:05:27,940 And then, I mean, I could rip the piss here, but it's not that far different from the ones 1429 01:05:27,940 --> 01:05:28,700 that are out nowadays. 1430 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:32,000 So it hasn't really come on in leaps and bounds in terms of thinking. 1431 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:35,740 I haven't played the Half-Life thing. 1432 01:05:36,020 --> 01:05:38,080 There's meant to be a Half-Life game. 1433 01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:38,740 It's meant to be good. 1434 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:39,220 Oh, yeah. 1435 01:05:39,580 --> 01:05:40,900 Oh, and Fortune there in the chat. 1436 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:41,660 It says Half-Life. 1437 01:05:41,740 --> 01:05:42,580 Alex would be amazing. 1438 01:05:43,500 --> 01:05:44,900 Shafay places hand. 1439 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:45,680 Thank you very much. 1440 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,440 Cork, thank you very much for your tip. 1441 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:48,320 Good evening, Shafay. 1442 01:05:48,380 --> 01:05:49,140 Thank you very much. 1443 01:05:50,920 --> 01:05:51,280 Okay. 1444 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:52,860 We're going to have to get out of this world, guys. 1445 01:05:52,980 --> 01:05:53,720 We're out of time. 1446 01:05:54,720 --> 01:05:55,120 Sorry. 1447 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,740 Close encounter with a chair there. 1448 01:05:57,240 --> 01:05:57,840 All right. 1449 01:05:57,960 --> 01:05:59,560 Chris, Linda, thank you very much. 1450 01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:00,300 Thank you. 1451 01:06:00,300 --> 01:06:00,860 All right. 1452 01:06:00,880 --> 01:06:02,020 Here's a classic problem. 1453 01:06:02,020 --> 01:06:09,500 I've missed all this now because I was looking for the picture of the racist troll. 1454 01:06:10,300 --> 01:06:17,160 And it's just a specific site that it's on because it has some great comments. 1455 01:06:18,620 --> 01:06:19,280 Fucking hell. 1456 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,520 Okay, here we go. 1457 01:06:20,740 --> 01:06:21,780 So not the latest stuff. 1458 01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:22,940 Not the latest stuff. 1459 01:06:23,460 --> 01:06:25,780 But it provides a good example of just how. 1460 01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:26,740 I missed this. 1461 01:06:26,880 --> 01:06:27,920 Look at the state of this. 1462 01:06:27,920 --> 01:06:29,220 Look, putting the glove on the hand. 1463 01:06:30,640 --> 01:06:32,260 If the glove fits. 1464 01:06:33,120 --> 01:06:36,120 If the glove fits, you must acquit. 1465 01:06:38,120 --> 01:06:39,920 And Leo, thank you very much. 1466 01:06:40,180 --> 01:06:41,420 The interaction might happen. 1467 01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:42,840 So put this on. 1468 01:06:42,920 --> 01:06:43,720 One finger per. 1469 01:06:43,980 --> 01:06:44,840 Standard issue. 1470 01:06:45,600 --> 01:06:46,000 One finger per. 1471 01:06:46,600 --> 01:06:47,120 That's good. 1472 01:06:47,280 --> 01:06:47,520 Good. 1473 01:06:47,700 --> 01:06:47,900 Good. 1474 01:06:48,420 --> 01:06:48,860 Okay. 1475 01:06:50,860 --> 01:06:56,780 So now basically this glove is the input device and the goggles are the output device for Linda. 1476 01:06:57,160 --> 01:06:57,340 Right. 1477 01:06:57,340 --> 01:07:00,580 So she can determine now what she's going to look at by pointing. 1478 01:07:00,580 --> 01:07:01,480 Look at his eyes. 1479 01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:02,760 She wants to move within the model. 1480 01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:04,320 Look at Shafet's eyes here. 1481 01:07:04,600 --> 01:07:05,340 Determine now. 1482 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:07,300 He's kind of like. 1483 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:11,200 He's bluffing because he doesn't really know what the hell the whole point of this is. 1484 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:12,240 But he's kind of. 1485 01:07:12,320 --> 01:07:13,660 Am I right in saying this, guys? 1486 01:07:13,740 --> 01:07:14,580 It's an input method. 1487 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,000 He's going to look at by pointing. 1488 01:07:17,100 --> 01:07:19,180 By pointing where she wants to move within the model. 1489 01:07:19,540 --> 01:07:21,620 So at this point if you make a fist. 1490 01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,480 So you're going to calibrate the glove right. 1491 01:07:23,480 --> 01:07:23,780 Make a face. 1492 01:07:24,060 --> 01:07:25,960 It knows what a fist is and what an opening is. 1493 01:07:25,960 --> 01:07:26,220 Right. 1494 01:07:26,340 --> 01:07:27,020 And it's sort of letting it know. 1495 01:07:27,020 --> 01:07:30,400 And now we can see her hand on the screen in this environment. 1496 01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:31,880 And Linda, tell us. 1497 01:07:31,980 --> 01:07:32,640 What are you doing now? 1498 01:07:32,640 --> 01:07:33,320 What's your experience? 1499 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:36,620 Well, I'm definitely in cyberspace. 1500 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:38,600 And you can see I'm moving my hand. 1501 01:07:38,660 --> 01:07:41,060 You can see my hand in cyberspace also moving. 1502 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:43,880 So now if you point someplace where you want to go. 1503 01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,440 Let's go there. 1504 01:07:44,440 --> 01:07:45,160 Let's go there. 1505 01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:45,820 Let's go there. 1506 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:46,400 Let's go there. 1507 01:07:46,560 --> 01:07:47,340 And you just follow. 1508 01:07:47,340 --> 01:07:50,000 Oh, I just flowed right through a column there. 1509 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:50,320 Okay. 1510 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:51,400 Let's go in the other direction. 1511 01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,620 Let's go up. 1512 01:07:53,820 --> 01:07:54,600 Can I go up? 1513 01:07:54,780 --> 01:07:55,100 Yes. 1514 01:07:56,140 --> 01:07:57,780 So you're in charge of this world, Linda. 1515 01:07:58,900 --> 01:07:59,860 What a blast. 1516 01:07:59,860 --> 01:08:01,200 We're going to have to get out of this world, guys. 1517 01:08:01,300 --> 01:08:02,040 We're out of time. 1518 01:08:03,000 --> 01:08:03,440 Sorry. 1519 01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:05,060 Close encounter with a chair there. 1520 01:08:05,540 --> 01:08:07,540 What even happened there? 1521 01:08:07,560 --> 01:08:07,880 Thank you very much. 1522 01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:08,600 Thank you. 1523 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,180 All right. 1524 01:08:09,180 --> 01:08:10,260 Here's a classic problem. 1525 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:11,720 What even happened there? 1526 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:14,240 Oh, close encounter with a chair there. 1527 01:08:14,460 --> 01:08:16,800 Was it a chair in the virtual reality realm? 1528 01:08:17,140 --> 01:08:18,600 Or is this happening in the studio? 1529 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:21,340 Did she physically knock into the chair? 1530 01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,540 Or is there a chair there? 1531 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,260 Out of this world, guys. 1532 01:08:23,320 --> 01:08:24,000 We're out of time. 1533 01:08:24,060 --> 01:08:25,300 There's a chair there. 1534 01:08:25,380 --> 01:08:25,500 Look. 1535 01:08:25,740 --> 01:08:26,320 And it's rubbish. 1536 01:08:26,460 --> 01:08:29,600 And Shafi's moving the item along because it's rubbish. 1537 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:30,560 Let's go up. 1538 01:08:30,820 --> 01:08:31,580 Can I go up? 1539 01:08:31,740 --> 01:08:32,060 Yes. 1540 01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:33,200 Look, she can't. 1541 01:08:33,460 --> 01:08:34,380 She's going up. 1542 01:08:34,520 --> 01:08:36,060 It doesn't even let you go up. 1543 01:08:36,320 --> 01:08:37,540 In charge of this world, Linda. 1544 01:08:37,900 --> 01:08:40,340 And now she has to go down because she can't go up. 1545 01:08:41,460 --> 01:08:41,740 Okay. 1546 01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:43,360 We're going to have to get out of this world, guys. 1547 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:44,860 Guys, he's hated. 1548 01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:45,780 He's rubbish. 1549 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:46,900 He thinks it's rubbish. 1550 01:08:47,240 --> 01:08:52,240 And then when he leaves, to top it all off, the piece de resistance is... 1551 01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:53,420 Boop. 1552 01:08:54,720 --> 01:08:59,740 I can imagine there was just a blue screen of death then back on their monitor. 1553 01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:00,860 Of dick. 1554 01:09:02,820 --> 01:09:03,220 Okay. 1555 01:09:03,320 --> 01:09:04,860 We're going to have to get out of this world, guys. 1556 01:09:04,860 --> 01:09:05,720 We're out of time. 1557 01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:07,120 Sorry. 1558 01:09:07,320 --> 01:09:08,740 Close encounter with a chair there. 1559 01:09:09,220 --> 01:09:09,780 All right. 1560 01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,560 Chris, Linda, thank you very much. 1561 01:09:11,860 --> 01:09:12,280 Thank you. 1562 01:09:12,580 --> 01:09:12,860 All right. 1563 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,000 Here's a classic problem. 1564 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:19,780 Your architect is designing a new home and you're trying to decide whether to spend more money for some extra goodie. 1565 01:09:20,140 --> 01:09:21,740 But what will it look like, you say? 1566 01:09:22,180 --> 01:09:23,720 With a virtual reality product. 1567 01:09:24,100 --> 01:09:24,420 Goodie. 1568 01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,620 It's just the way... 1569 01:09:25,620 --> 01:09:25,820 Sorry. 1570 01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:26,640 I'm kind of... 1571 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,540 I'm very interested in the way he... 1572 01:09:28,540 --> 01:09:30,880 You just look at the shift of the Shafi here. 1573 01:09:31,300 --> 01:09:31,760 See that? 1574 01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:33,120 Brrr. 1575 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:38,420 Tonight at nine on prime time. 1576 01:09:39,860 --> 01:09:41,020 Ooh, turn that up. 1577 01:09:54,900 --> 01:09:56,760 Tonight at nine on prime time. 1578 01:09:56,760 --> 01:09:57,300 Dff. 1579 01:10:06,980 --> 01:10:09,100 C-Control... 1580 01:10:09,100 --> 01:10:10,100 Control... 1581 01:10:10,100 --> 01:10:11,100 Control... 1582 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:11,860 Shift... 1583 01:10:11,860 --> 01:10:13,100 Alt... 1584 01:10:13,100 --> 01:10:14,100 Control... 1585 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:14,520 Alt... 1586 01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:14,820 Shift... 1587 01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,100 Delete. 1588 01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:15,600 Delete. 1589 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:18,100 Dff... 1590 01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:19,100 Boop. 1591 01:10:19,100 --> 01:10:24,380 Now here's a classic problem. 1592 01:10:32,160 --> 01:10:33,540 Here's a classic problem. 1593 01:10:34,940 --> 01:10:42,520 Your architect is designing a new home and you're trying to decide whether to spend more money for some extra goodie. 1594 01:10:42,840 --> 01:10:44,460 But what will it look like, you say? 1595 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:48,600 With a virtual reality product called Walkthrough, you can get an answer. 1596 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,840 It's very hard to show clients... 1597 01:10:50,840 --> 01:10:51,740 Thank you very much, sir. 1598 01:10:51,780 --> 01:10:53,900 Hold my left one and Cecilia. 1599 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:54,680 Thank you very much. 1600 01:10:54,820 --> 01:10:59,460 Something is going to look like if you're trying to represent it on a piece of two-dimensional paper. 1601 01:11:00,160 --> 01:11:06,620 Architect Larry Mortimer has solved that problem by using a new virtual reality program called the Virtus Walkthrough. 1602 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:10,140 It lets the client actually see a proposed design. 1603 01:11:10,380 --> 01:11:11,140 That's someone's mother. 1604 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:12,260 The other thing that this... 1605 01:11:12,260 --> 01:11:13,100 That Virtus... 1606 01:11:13,100 --> 01:11:14,440 Larry Mortimer. 1607 01:11:14,780 --> 01:11:15,900 Mortimer Architect. 1608 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:17,560 Realty. 1609 01:11:18,300 --> 01:11:18,960 Real Estate. 1610 01:11:20,000 --> 01:11:20,500 Homes. 1611 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:24,720 Look at some of these JPEGs at the back here. 1612 01:11:25,420 --> 01:11:29,520 They didn't think we'd be zooming in and scrutinizing them back in the day, but here we are. 1613 01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:31,820 20, 30 years later. 1614 01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,300 Look at this. 1615 01:11:33,420 --> 01:11:34,440 Arizona, is it? 1616 01:11:36,020 --> 01:11:38,520 Looks like a hot old fucking desert of a place. 1617 01:11:39,820 --> 01:11:42,740 You'd want to have a few fridge freezers out the back for the grub. 1618 01:11:43,560 --> 01:11:44,460 And the cans. 1619 01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:46,820 Rory Lee, thank you very much for the tip. 1620 01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:48,520 And look at Larry. 1621 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,660 It's a real Mortimeristic grimace. 1622 01:11:56,100 --> 01:11:57,780 A proposed design. 1623 01:11:58,520 --> 01:12:02,540 And this is an architect lady in the office as well. 1624 01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:04,240 I think that's somebody's mother. 1625 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,820 I'm not sure. 1626 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,400 I'm not sure. 1627 01:12:07,980 --> 01:12:09,920 Let's have a look and see what's going on here. 1628 01:12:10,660 --> 01:12:12,280 The other thing that this... 1629 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:15,940 That Virtus allows us to do is to change things very easily. 1630 01:12:16,080 --> 01:12:20,720 Even while we're having a session with a client, we can change parts of the model. 1631 01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:22,340 We can add windows very easily. 1632 01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:24,120 We can add furniture to the model. 1633 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:29,120 They're obsessed with chairs in these virtual worlds, aren't they? 1634 01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,220 It was probably the first thing they could fucking make or conceptualize. 1635 01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,800 Shafi, thank you very much. 1636 01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:39,880 And until we're just tired of doing them. 1637 01:12:40,100 --> 01:12:43,500 While the virtual reality software can't replace the real thing, 1638 01:12:43,700 --> 01:12:46,960 it does help the client to visualize the architect's plans. 1639 01:12:47,480 --> 01:12:51,040 You're spending an awful lot of money in a project like this. 1640 01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:53,080 What about this good little boy here? 1641 01:12:59,940 --> 01:13:05,580 Tonight at 9 on primetime, it was the Arizona architect dog disaster. 1642 01:13:06,260 --> 01:13:07,540 A good little boy. 1643 01:13:08,260 --> 01:13:09,820 A bad little time. 1644 01:13:11,500 --> 01:13:13,740 We have the full investigative report. 1645 01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:16,780 It was the dog that knew too much. 1646 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:19,020 He had nice little paws. 1647 01:13:19,740 --> 01:13:21,560 And lovely little legs as well. 1648 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:21,560 And lovely little legs as well. 1649 01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:32,920 But what was the extent to which this dog was going to go to in order to appease its architect master? 1650 01:13:44,920 --> 01:13:46,320 Fat 32 dog, is it? 1651 01:13:49,200 --> 01:13:49,940 Like this. 1652 01:13:50,140 --> 01:13:53,980 And if there's a way that you can see the space. 1653 01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:56,340 See the space. 1654 01:13:57,420 --> 01:14:01,120 Jack Stone's client you can visualize his own. 1655 01:14:02,760 --> 01:14:03,840 Jack Stone. 1656 01:14:04,700 --> 01:14:08,680 There's a way that you can see the space. 1657 01:14:09,580 --> 01:14:11,500 And feel the space. 1658 01:14:11,900 --> 01:14:12,400 Before it's built. 1659 01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:14,540 Then I think it makes the client feel more. 1660 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:16,580 I want to see the space. 1661 01:14:17,860 --> 01:14:19,900 And I want to feel the space. 1662 01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,540 I love this space. 1663 01:14:25,680 --> 01:14:26,560 Secure about it. 1664 01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:27,560 Feel the space. 1665 01:14:28,160 --> 01:14:31,200 The client feels very secure in this space. 1666 01:14:31,600 --> 01:14:32,600 Before it's built. 1667 01:14:32,920 --> 01:14:33,840 Then I think it makes it. 1668 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,100 Realize the architect's plans. 1669 01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,460 Robbie Brothers. 1670 01:14:38,980 --> 01:14:39,900 Thanking you. 1671 01:14:40,440 --> 01:14:40,800 Aha. 1672 01:14:41,080 --> 01:14:42,120 Robbie Brothers. 1673 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:44,740 An awful lot of money. 1674 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:46,480 In a project like this. 1675 01:14:46,800 --> 01:14:48,540 I want to taste space. 1676 01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:51,340 I want to feel every space. 1677 01:14:51,840 --> 01:14:53,320 I want to feel every space. 1678 01:14:53,320 --> 01:14:54,520 Inside that place. 1679 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,860 Space in the place. 1680 01:14:58,440 --> 01:15:00,700 And if there's a way that you can. 1681 01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:02,420 See the space. 1682 01:15:02,760 --> 01:15:04,140 Space in the place. 1683 01:15:04,140 --> 01:15:05,260 Feel the space. 1684 01:15:05,260 --> 01:15:06,140 Before it's built. 1685 01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:08,660 Then I think it makes the client feel more secure. 1686 01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:10,020 About the money that's being spent. 1687 01:15:10,420 --> 01:15:12,020 Changing the design is easy. 1688 01:15:12,420 --> 01:15:14,500 You simply point, click, or drag. 1689 01:15:15,020 --> 01:15:15,660 In other words. 1690 01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:17,320 You don't have to be a computer expert. 1691 01:15:17,320 --> 01:15:18,580 To use the software. 1692 01:15:19,120 --> 01:15:20,420 You have the ability. 1693 01:15:20,660 --> 01:15:22,440 To walk through a drawing. 1694 01:15:22,440 --> 01:15:24,040 Almost in real time. 1695 01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,220 When we show a model to a client. 1696 01:15:26,220 --> 01:15:26,540 But it's rubbish though. 1697 01:15:26,540 --> 01:15:27,360 When we show a model to a client. 1698 01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:29,920 Quite often the client will ask. 1699 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:31,760 Well can we look at this view. 1700 01:15:31,860 --> 01:15:33,080 Or can we look down there. 1701 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:36,660 Or can we turn around and look at what we just walked through. 1702 01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,820 And with Virtus you can do that. 1703 01:15:38,820 --> 01:15:41,740 You can tailor what you're seeing. 1704 01:15:41,740 --> 01:15:44,060 To what the client is asking you right on the spot. 1705 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:45,820 You're on the ball. 1706 01:15:46,260 --> 01:15:48,760 The viewers of this stream. 1707 01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:52,460 Virtus walkthrough is available for the Macintosh for under $300. 1708 01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:52,960 For the Computer Chronicles. 1709 01:15:52,960 --> 01:15:54,120 You're able to be just landed like that. 1710 01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:55,800 You don't even have to explain it. 1711 01:15:55,800 --> 01:15:56,260 I'm Maria Gabriel. 1712 01:15:57,400 --> 01:15:58,180 Missed that bit. 1713 01:15:58,700 --> 01:15:59,380 Sorry about that. 1714 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:00,840 That probably blasted your ears off. 1715 01:16:00,840 --> 01:16:01,080 Sorry. 1716 01:16:01,360 --> 01:16:01,580 Sorry. 1717 01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:02,900 We'll just go back there one second. 1718 01:16:03,080 --> 01:16:05,380 And clicking in various directions. 1719 01:16:06,020 --> 01:16:09,720 Virtus walkthrough is available for the Macintosh for under $300. 1720 01:16:10,400 --> 01:16:12,020 For the Computer Chronicles. 1721 01:16:12,240 --> 01:16:13,340 I'm Maria Gabriel. 1722 01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:15,300 $300 for that. 1723 01:16:15,300 --> 01:16:33,840 One virtue of virtual reality is that it lets us communicate with a computer in three dimensions rather than just two dimensions. 1724 01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:35,100 Does that fuck? 1725 01:16:35,100 --> 01:16:37,780 Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies. 1726 01:16:38,380 --> 01:16:40,900 Jim, your glove is called the Cyber Glove. 1727 01:16:41,000 --> 01:16:41,200 Yes. 1728 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:41,680 And you just put it. 1729 01:16:42,680 --> 01:16:46,160 Have we not done with this fucking glove already? 1730 01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:47,900 It was at the top of the show. 1731 01:16:48,380 --> 01:16:50,620 He had a magazine with the glove on it. 1732 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:54,440 We've seen some e-jits playing with a virtual reality glove box. 1733 01:16:55,480 --> 01:16:56,720 The glove box 350. 1734 01:16:57,580 --> 01:17:00,560 It was absolute wankenstein. 1735 01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,500 And now we've got another feature of the glove. 1736 01:17:04,960 --> 01:17:07,760 Shafé is probably fucking sick of this glove at the moment. 1737 01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:10,520 Tell us exactly what. 1738 01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,160 He's obsessed with the glove. 1739 01:17:12,460 --> 01:17:15,220 He's had the glove on three times. 1740 01:17:15,820 --> 01:17:21,100 And the glove he's got on now is going to last forever because I'm infatuated with gloves. 1741 01:17:22,740 --> 01:17:24,860 I've been gloved up three times. 1742 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:31,180 The reality is that it lets us communicate with a computer in three dimensions rather than just two dimensions. 1743 01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:35,120 Here to show us how is Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies. 1744 01:17:35,760 --> 01:17:36,500 Jim, you're... 1745 01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,000 Jim wasn't looking. 1746 01:17:38,680 --> 01:17:40,280 No eye contact, guys. 1747 01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:42,340 And this is how it's not done in the biz. 1748 01:17:43,720 --> 01:17:44,440 The glove is called... 1749 01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:47,660 The glove is Jim Kramer, president of virtual technologies. 1750 01:17:47,740 --> 01:17:48,240 Oh, he was. 1751 01:17:48,320 --> 01:17:48,500 Sorry. 1752 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,400 Sorry, Jim. 1753 01:17:49,460 --> 01:17:49,960 I missed that. 1754 01:17:49,960 --> 01:17:52,100 The glove is called the cyber glove. 1755 01:17:52,240 --> 01:17:53,280 And you've just put it on. 1756 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:57,320 Tell us exactly what's going on in that glove and what we're seeing in the screen here. 1757 01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:59,700 What's going on inside the glove, guys? 1758 01:18:00,700 --> 01:18:05,440 And look at how dark and fucking droney and weird and depraved this is. 1759 01:18:07,600 --> 01:18:10,380 Tonight at nine on dispatch cock. 1760 01:18:11,280 --> 01:18:13,760 The man with the glove that knew too much. 1761 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:15,660 The glove... 1762 01:18:15,660 --> 01:18:16,960 The glove box killer. 1763 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:34,080 Look at those tippings. 1764 01:18:34,080 --> 01:19:04,060 *sad music* 1765 01:19:04,060 --> 01:19:11,060 *sad music* 1766 01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:13,060 Okay. 1767 01:19:13,060 --> 01:19:19,060 We're seeing them in the screen. 1768 01:19:19,060 --> 01:19:27,060 Right. This is a 22 sensor Cyberglove. It has sensors over each of the three main knuckles of the main four fingers. 1769 01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:36,060 It also has abduction sensors between each of the fingers in addition to a wrist pitch and yaw sensor and a thumb rotation sensor. 1770 01:19:36,060 --> 01:19:38,060 Is that the best you can glove up with? 1771 01:19:38,060 --> 01:19:40,060 Look at the screen. What's happening? 1772 01:19:40,060 --> 01:19:46,060 Well, this is a fairly simple hand model, although it does show the functionality of this. 1773 01:19:46,060 --> 01:19:47,060 Thanks for that tip. 1774 01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:49,060 Is that the best you can come up with? 1775 01:19:49,060 --> 01:19:53,060 And it's following the movement of all the joints in your hand right now. 1776 01:19:53,060 --> 01:20:02,060 Yeah. Paul Love, thank you very much. And Anal Chaos and Fontaine and German and Robbie Brothers. Thank you very much. 1777 01:20:02,060 --> 01:20:11,060 *sad music* 1778 01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,060 *sad music* 1779 01:20:12,060 --> 01:20:13,060 *sad music* 1780 01:20:13,060 --> 01:20:14,060 *sad music* 1781 01:20:14,060 --> 01:20:15,060 *sad music* 1782 01:20:15,060 --> 01:20:21,060 Did you hear that? Fucking sick fuckers man. Show the fingers. Let's have a little look here. 1783 01:20:21,060 --> 01:20:27,140 that we can colored fingers on the screen are also flexing but I'd like to draw attention to is the accuracy that we can actually 1784 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:31,800 control the fingers actually touching touching the 1785 01:20:32,640 --> 01:20:38,140 Touching to the point of touching can you believe this can you believe this even went on and 1786 01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:43,520 Again, the thumb can rotate fully across the past and give you a lot of 1787 01:20:44,220 --> 01:20:50,600 Different articulations of the hand now. No Jim. What are the sensors in the glove that Jim's set up here? 1788 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:57,940 A tucked in shirt a brown belt on charcoal gray chinos 1789 01:20:59,720 --> 01:21:01,720 A finely washed thatch 1790 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:05,720 It's a man who knows how to glove 1791 01:21:07,840 --> 01:21:14,220 The only way a man knows how to glove and look at Stu out of touch with this new fangled glove technologies 1792 01:21:14,220 --> 01:21:17,980 He's mimicking his subject there with his a handout 1793 01:21:17,980 --> 01:21:24,220 But he's no glove on the hand. He can't get that glove yet. He doesn't understand it. He's look at this 1794 01:21:25,420 --> 01:21:27,100 Lazy fair Stu 1795 01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:33,980 Not really taken in by this new fangled glove scenario, which has been leveled at him 1796 01:21:34,380 --> 01:21:36,220 But he's still intrigued 1797 01:21:36,220 --> 01:21:38,860 Nonetheless, and I applaud him 1798 01:21:40,140 --> 01:21:43,100 For keeping us interested in this glove escapade 1799 01:21:44,380 --> 01:21:50,700 Heron, thank you very much. Shefay is easily the most now. I'm not going to read that but I mean thanks very much for that here for the tip 1800 01:21:51,260 --> 01:21:53,260 Do this so finely the 1801 01:21:53,260 --> 01:21:59,500 Rotate fully across the palm and give you a lot of different articulations of the hand now now Jim 1802 01:21:59,500 --> 01:22:02,940 What are the sensors in the glove that can do this so finely? 1803 01:22:03,660 --> 01:22:09,900 The it's a resistive technology that is it's linear and it gives a very high resolution 1804 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,900 representation and that's that's a big advantage because 1805 01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:15,820 uh resolution 1806 01:22:15,820 --> 01:22:18,220 Look at the rep representation of the hand 1807 01:22:19,420 --> 01:22:24,380 Absolute coddle but and that's that's a scary stuff 1808 01:22:25,340 --> 01:22:27,340 Fucking frightening stuff 1809 01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,340 Imagine that was your hand 1810 01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:36,140 It's got a purple a yellow a yellow and a light blue and you've got no thumb. It's got that 1811 01:22:39,100 --> 01:22:51,020 Pipe cleaners on the end of a fucking rhombus around a polygon a few ash stick a few fucking pipe cleaners on the end of a rhombus to fuck 1812 01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,900 That'll be enough for the cuts 1813 01:22:55,340 --> 01:22:55,820 How much? 1814 01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,020 400 dollars to fuck 1815 01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:05,900 Very high resolution output high resolution he says high res 1816 01:23:07,020 --> 01:23:12,700 That's probably the lowest of the lowest of the lowest res look I can even see 1817 01:23:13,740 --> 01:23:19,500 The fucking line can't even form a line. It's just like a load of fucking pixels 1818 01:23:21,020 --> 01:23:23,020 Crazy isn't it? 1819 01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:28,700 That's that's more like more like lie res you're going to tell more lies 1820 01:23:29,340 --> 01:23:35,740 Listen to this I heard did you hear something then when he said fucking high res it gives a very high resolution output 1821 01:23:35,980 --> 01:23:41,340 And you are a liar that's that's a linear listen again sorry listen again listen again 1822 01:23:41,980 --> 01:23:47,500 And it gives a very high resolution output and that's that's a big advantage because 1823 01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:53,740 A different size hand for example wearing the same you hammered your glover. Thank you very much there 1824 01:23:53,740 --> 01:23:59,900 You hammered your glover love the it will produce the same outputs from the center, so it's unnecessary to calibrate 1825 01:24:00,940 --> 01:24:07,020 When when you change hands yeah, exactly notice you didn't calibrate when we began, but if I want I mean can you calibrate that glove to 1826 01:24:07,020 --> 01:24:09,500 Fine-tune it even more yes, yes, you can 1827 01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:14,460 Look at these look at these chef a hand gestures here. They're they're classic 1828 01:24:15,020 --> 01:24:17,580 Cyber love thank you very much. Yeah, exactly. I noticed you 1829 01:24:17,820 --> 01:24:21,180 Cybers to shoot your face easily the most glovable technology guru 1830 01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:26,380 Calibrate when we began, but if I want I mean can you calibrate that glove to fine-tune it even more? 1831 01:24:26,380 --> 01:24:42,980 Yes, yes you can. We have a slider. Wow that looks handy doesn't it? You can just nip in, just nip, pop up, pop up the toolbox and then start messing with, with no less. 1832 01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:52,600 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 20, 30, 40, it could be, it could scroll down there. No less than 50 odd sliders. 1833 01:24:52,600 --> 01:25:12,100 Where you can change just the offsets and gain of each sensor as I said they're linear. Wow check those pipe cleaners out at the end of that. It's gone green, it's purple and there's a red for a thumb as well. Digital. So you can adjust every one of those points. The two parameters are for each of the sensors. 1834 01:25:12,760 --> 01:25:18,140 Philip Gage says virtual hand looks like the hooked hand of a bomber. 1835 01:25:20,960 --> 01:25:30,520 I would say the IRA bit. I've said it. Nifty digits says Nick Julio the great and powerful. Quite literally digital says Dr. Decaf. 1836 01:25:31,140 --> 01:25:34,760 And Greenhands Kelly, how you getting on Greenhands? I hope you're doing well. 1837 01:25:34,760 --> 01:25:42,960 It says you lied about Jim Kemme, you lied about Limerick, you lied about glove. You are a liar. 1838 01:25:42,960 --> 01:25:44,960 You are a liar. 1839 01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:50,760 And so if I needed to fine tune it, I can just grab on one of these sliders here and change that. 1840 01:25:50,760 --> 01:25:54,260 So you really have fine control over that calibration there. Right. 1841 01:25:54,260 --> 01:26:01,460 All right now Jim over here on this monitor we're looking at what's called a joint histogram. Now what is that? That's connected to this glove I take it right? 1842 01:26:01,460 --> 01:26:02,460 Yes it is. 1843 01:26:02,460 --> 01:26:03,460 And I'll put that on. 1844 01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:17,460 Whoa! Get that drone going. Tonight at nine on dispatches, it was the man that tried on the glove. 1845 01:26:19,460 --> 01:26:26,660 The glove, the digital glove. Sorry, what's that here? Crime call. 1846 01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:30,660 No, fuck. 1847 01:26:30,660 --> 01:26:44,660 Tonight at nine. Stuart Shafee, the man who gloved too hard. 1848 01:26:44,660 --> 01:26:55,860 Whoa. He's thrown into the mix as well. 1849 01:26:55,860 --> 01:26:57,860 Thanks for the tip. 1850 01:26:57,860 --> 01:26:59,860 Thanks for the tip. 1851 01:26:59,860 --> 01:27:11,860 Jimmy Kramer. Stuart Shafee's, Stuart Shafee's relationship with glove technology started when he came across a man known as Jimmy Kramer from virtual technologies. 1852 01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:23,060 Kramer, the designer of the glove, introduced Shafee into a world, a world which he couldn't escape. 1853 01:27:23,060 --> 01:27:31,060 Initially skeptical of the glove, Shafee was soon enamored and acquainted with its technological prowess. 1854 01:27:31,060 --> 01:27:42,260 I mean, I remember working with, um, on the show at the time. 1855 01:27:42,260 --> 01:27:52,260 I remember, Stuart, it was just a new day and Stuart came into the studio and said, "I'm going gloving tonight, right?" 1856 01:27:52,260 --> 01:28:05,460 We didn't know what he meant at the time, but a researcher said that Stuart had taken the glove home that night prior to the filming of the shoot. 1857 01:28:05,460 --> 01:28:16,660 And whatever happened, I don't know, but Stuart really got into that glove. It was like a match made in heaven. 1858 01:28:16,660 --> 01:28:17,860 Okay, sorry about that. 1859 01:28:17,860 --> 01:28:23,860 We'll just, we'll put the, uh, speed back up to that, to normal there. 1860 01:28:23,860 --> 01:28:27,860 I'm a Windows kind of guy, alright? 1861 01:28:27,860 --> 01:28:29,060 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1862 01:28:29,060 --> 01:28:31,060 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1863 01:28:31,060 --> 01:28:33,060 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1864 01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:35,060 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1865 01:28:35,060 --> 01:28:37,060 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1866 01:28:37,060 --> 01:28:38,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1867 01:28:38,260 --> 01:28:40,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1868 01:28:40,260 --> 01:28:42,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1869 01:28:42,260 --> 01:28:44,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1870 01:28:44,260 --> 01:28:46,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1871 01:28:46,260 --> 01:28:48,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1872 01:28:48,260 --> 01:28:50,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1873 01:28:50,260 --> 01:28:52,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1874 01:28:52,260 --> 01:28:54,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1875 01:28:54,260 --> 01:28:56,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1876 01:28:56,260 --> 01:28:58,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1877 01:28:58,260 --> 01:29:00,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1878 01:29:00,260 --> 01:29:02,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1879 01:29:02,260 --> 01:29:04,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1880 01:29:04,260 --> 01:29:06,260 I'm a Windows kind of guy, right? 1881 01:29:06,260 --> 01:29:08,260 And I can sort of spread. 1882 01:29:08,260 --> 01:29:10,260 That's what you call the abduction. 1883 01:29:10,260 --> 01:29:11,260 Right. 1884 01:29:11,260 --> 01:29:12,260 Spread. 1885 01:29:12,260 --> 01:29:14,260 So I can sort of spread it. 1886 01:29:14,260 --> 01:29:17,260 Okay, now what is the point in this particular histogram? 1887 01:29:17,260 --> 01:29:19,260 Is this how you would really develop it and fine tune it? 1888 01:29:19,260 --> 01:29:22,260 Well, these are the actual values that the computer is saying. 1889 01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:25,260 Yes, Stu came in the studio that day, 1890 01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:30,260 and he had taken the glove home that night prior to the taping of the show. 1891 01:29:30,260 --> 01:29:33,260 We were due to tape the show at 2:00 p.m. that day. 1892 01:29:33,260 --> 01:29:36,260 But Stu came in saying, "I am the glove man. 1893 01:29:36,260 --> 01:29:37,260 I am the walrus." 1894 01:29:37,260 --> 01:29:39,260 And we just laughed it off. 1895 01:29:39,260 --> 01:29:41,260 We thought it was as usual. 1896 01:29:41,260 --> 01:29:42,260 It's just Stu being Stu. 1897 01:29:42,260 --> 01:29:46,260 It was run of the mill, buoyant kind of atmosphere and attitude. 1898 01:29:46,260 --> 01:29:51,260 And sooner, he started trying on the glove, and he kept on taking it off and putting it on, 1899 01:29:51,260 --> 01:29:56,260 and taking it off and putting it on in front of a new intern. 1900 01:29:56,260 --> 01:30:00,260 And we -- someone pulled in the sides of Stu. 1901 01:30:00,260 --> 01:30:01,260 "Is everything okay, buddy?" 1902 01:30:01,260 --> 01:30:04,260 And he just said, "Back off, all right? 1903 01:30:04,260 --> 01:30:05,260 What else? 1904 01:30:05,260 --> 01:30:06,260 All right?" 1905 01:30:06,260 --> 01:30:10,260 And at that point, we never seen that intern working here again. 1906 01:30:10,260 --> 01:30:14,260 That was the last day that intern worked here. 1907 01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:15,260 "We're generating..." 1908 01:30:15,260 --> 01:30:16,260 "Thanks for the tip." 1909 01:30:16,260 --> 01:30:17,260 "I can..." 1910 01:30:17,260 --> 01:30:18,260 "Wow! 1911 01:30:18,260 --> 01:30:19,260 Look at this!" 1912 01:30:19,260 --> 01:30:20,260 "It's..." 1913 01:30:20,260 --> 01:30:21,260 "It's..." 1914 01:30:21,260 --> 01:30:24,260 "S***ing the status of each of my joints." 1915 01:30:24,260 --> 01:30:28,260 "What about this one, lads?" 1916 01:30:28,260 --> 01:30:30,260 "No sexism here, lads." 1917 01:30:30,260 --> 01:30:32,260 "No sexism." 1918 01:30:32,260 --> 01:30:35,260 "Wait a sec, wait a sec, we've got index." 1919 01:30:35,260 --> 01:30:37,260 "Glove in the time of Corona." 1920 01:30:37,260 --> 01:30:38,260 "Thanks for the tip." 1921 01:30:38,260 --> 01:30:39,260 "Here we go." 1922 01:30:39,260 --> 01:30:41,260 "Get ready for this." 1923 01:30:41,260 --> 01:30:45,260 "It's a classic Stu expletive hand gesture." 1924 01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:47,260 "Coming right up in a moment." 1925 01:30:47,260 --> 01:30:52,260 "We need the music." 1926 01:30:52,260 --> 01:30:54,660 Let's get some drone going here. 1927 01:30:54,660 --> 01:31:14,660 *laughs* 1928 01:31:14,660 --> 01:31:28,660 *phone rings* 1929 01:31:30,660 --> 01:31:32,660 I wonder if I should take my face off, is it? 1930 01:31:32,660 --> 01:31:42,660 *phone rings* 1931 01:31:42,660 --> 01:31:56,660 *phone rings* 1932 01:31:56,660 --> 01:32:00,660 I don't know why you're so obsessed with me! 1933 01:32:00,660 --> 01:32:02,660 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 1934 01:32:02,660 --> 01:32:04,660 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 1935 01:32:04,660 --> 01:32:06,660 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 1936 01:32:06,660 --> 01:32:08,660 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 1937 01:32:08,660 --> 01:32:10,660 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 1938 01:32:10,660 --> 01:32:24,660 Game Boy. Game Boy. Computer games. Game Boy. You're not a killer. No, I'm not. Computer games. Game Boy. Handheld gaming devices. Handheld gaming devices. 1939 01:32:24,660 --> 01:32:26,660 *phone rings* 1940 01:32:26,660 --> 01:32:31,840 Joint names on the side or inner thumb, outer thumb, inner index, etc. 1941 01:32:31,840 --> 01:32:33,400 And I can sort of spread. 1942 01:32:34,180 --> 01:32:35,700 That's what you call the abduction. 1943 01:32:36,000 --> 01:32:36,220 Right. 1944 01:32:39,500 --> 01:32:40,880 Okay, now what... 1945 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:41,460 Right. 1946 01:32:44,720 --> 01:32:47,920 Okay, now what is the point in this particular histogram? 1947 01:32:48,060 --> 01:32:48,700 What's the point? 1948 01:32:50,260 --> 01:32:52,320 What's the point when it is right, man? 1949 01:32:52,380 --> 01:32:53,020 What the fuck? 1950 01:32:53,060 --> 01:32:53,600 Yeah, man. 1951 01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:55,300 Well, these are... 1952 01:32:55,300 --> 01:32:59,320 I've got a glove with a fucking wire coming out of it, man. 1953 01:33:00,100 --> 01:33:01,280 What the fuck? 1954 01:33:01,480 --> 01:33:02,520 It's not even a USB. 1955 01:33:02,680 --> 01:33:04,080 That probably went into a port. 1956 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:08,220 Like, that you had to screw into the back of the fucking computer. 1957 01:33:10,660 --> 01:33:11,380 Where am I? 1958 01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:12,400 Sorry, I've gone off the screen. 1959 01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:13,540 Forgot that. 1960 01:33:13,680 --> 01:33:14,540 You can still hear me, though. 1961 01:33:14,560 --> 01:33:15,180 That's the main thing. 1962 01:33:15,620 --> 01:33:16,300 It was probably... 1963 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:19,020 That probably went into a port on the back of the fucking computer. 1964 01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:19,660 You heard that. 1965 01:33:20,800 --> 01:33:21,760 Shafey, who gloved me? 1966 01:33:21,820 --> 01:33:22,520 Thank you very much. 1967 01:33:22,620 --> 01:33:23,620 Glove in the time of corona. 1968 01:33:23,720 --> 01:33:24,380 Thank you very much. 1969 01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:26,820 The actual values that the computer is seeing. 1970 01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:28,300 And from that, we're generating... 1971 01:33:28,300 --> 01:33:28,600 I love this bit. 1972 01:33:28,600 --> 01:33:34,260 It's like Freddy Krueger's glove, but without the fucking blades on it. 1973 01:33:38,560 --> 01:33:42,420 This graphic hand model that we're displaying here on the screen. 1974 01:33:42,940 --> 01:33:53,200 So the actual hand model that is drawn is dependent upon the graphics processing capability of the computer, although in any case, those are the values that the computer receives. 1975 01:33:53,620 --> 01:33:59,880 All right, Jim, I want to ask you next to show me what you can actually do now with a glove and how you can interact with the computer. 1976 01:34:00,120 --> 01:34:00,500 All right. 1977 01:34:00,680 --> 01:34:04,180 We're going to be using a silicon graphics workstation for graphics processing. 1978 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:07,180 We have a standard PC that's doing gesture recognition. 1979 01:34:07,580 --> 01:34:09,020 We have a couple instrumentation units. 1980 01:34:09,020 --> 01:34:09,760 Okay, what else? 1981 01:34:10,000 --> 01:34:10,840 Cyber gloves that we're wearing. 1982 01:34:11,520 --> 01:34:13,960 And some instrumentation units for various... 1983 01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:13,960 Hey boy! 1984 01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:15,380 ...electromagnetic... 1985 01:34:15,380 --> 01:34:17,280 Look at how complex that is. 1986 01:34:17,420 --> 01:34:18,720 Look at the whole fucking setup. 1987 01:34:20,120 --> 01:34:21,140 What are these things? 1988 01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,380 They're probably like... 1989 01:34:23,900 --> 01:34:28,900 Intermediary fucking hardware components that run between the glove and the computer. 1990 01:34:29,960 --> 01:34:32,140 I'm just going to bring the glove to work today, honey. 1991 01:34:32,580 --> 01:34:35,680 Do you have those two fucking boxes, you know, with all the wires coming out? 1992 01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:37,140 It's the portable... 1993 01:34:37,140 --> 01:34:40,480 Do you know the portable fucking digital glove that I bought the last day for $300? 1994 01:34:41,240 --> 01:34:41,500 Yeah. 1995 01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:45,740 Well, where are the two boxes that run in between that and the computer? 1996 01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:46,280 You don't know. 1997 01:34:46,340 --> 01:34:46,520 Okay. 1998 01:34:49,740 --> 01:34:50,340 ...wearing. 1999 01:34:50,840 --> 01:34:55,500 And some instrumentation units for various electromagnetic position sensors. 2000 01:34:55,820 --> 01:34:56,140 Okay. 2001 01:34:56,420 --> 01:34:57,960 Now, the glove you have on... 2002 01:34:57,960 --> 01:34:59,100 Lovely... 2003 01:34:59,100 --> 01:35:02,140 Positioning there. 2004 01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:06,200 ...various electromagnetic position sensors. 2005 01:35:07,040 --> 01:35:07,740 And look at that. 2006 01:35:08,460 --> 01:35:12,940 He's touching the thumb of the glove with the ring or index of the other hand. 2007 01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:16,460 The ungloved, unsheathed, naked left. 2008 01:35:18,760 --> 01:35:19,160 Okay. 2009 01:35:19,380 --> 01:35:22,740 Now, the glove you have on, I see you have a black switch and an LED. 2010 01:35:22,900 --> 01:35:23,460 What's that for? 2011 01:35:23,680 --> 01:35:26,980 Well, that actually enables the gesture recognition capability of the glove. 2012 01:35:27,100 --> 01:35:28,240 Okay, so your glove is... 2013 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:29,660 Got a fucking LED on it. 2014 01:35:30,140 --> 01:35:32,340 It has a computer chip, a button. 2015 01:35:32,560 --> 01:35:35,420 It has a crap button that's been sellotaped on. 2016 01:35:35,900 --> 01:35:36,780 You know what that... 2017 01:35:36,780 --> 01:35:37,560 The black button is. 2018 01:35:37,600 --> 01:35:38,260 Maybe it is a button. 2019 01:35:38,680 --> 01:35:41,100 And then a light emitting diode, folks. 2020 01:35:41,180 --> 01:35:45,160 To make you aware that the glove is switched on and running. 2021 01:35:46,020 --> 01:35:46,480 Madness. 2022 01:35:46,540 --> 01:35:47,520 Look at that cuff. 2023 01:35:47,520 --> 01:35:47,540 Look at that cuff. 2024 01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:47,540 Look at that cuff. 2025 01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:47,540 Look at that cuff. 2026 01:35:47,540 --> 01:35:48,540 Look at that cuff. 2027 01:35:48,540 --> 01:35:55,640 Little did that shirt know it was going to be paired tonight with a sensual cyber... cyber glove. 2028 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:57,140 Or cyber mitten. 2029 01:35:57,140 --> 01:36:00,100 Now, show us what you can do. 2030 01:36:00,100 --> 01:36:01,160 What do we see? 2031 01:36:01,160 --> 01:36:02,720 Jack, thank you very much. 2032 01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:05,000 Show us what you can do. 2033 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:08,000 Let's see there what's going on with that glove there. 2034 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,780 And Shafet's still got his glove on. 2035 01:36:10,780 --> 01:36:14,840 I wonder if Shafet's moving his glove. 2036 01:36:15,220 --> 01:36:21,080 Is that still registering on that monitor at the time, even though we're not caring anymore about his glove? 2037 01:36:21,800 --> 01:36:22,460 What's the screen here? 2038 01:36:22,460 --> 01:36:29,520 Well, this is our virtual workspace where you could use a head-mounted display to actually be immersed in the graphics. 2039 01:36:29,520 --> 01:36:31,720 But instead, we're just displaying it here on the flat-screen monitor. 2040 01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:32,780 What the fuck is that, man? 2041 01:36:32,780 --> 01:36:37,680 What I'm able to do, and rather than using a mouse, I'm able to just make a hand formation. 2042 01:36:37,680 --> 01:36:38,980 For example, the fist here. 2043 01:36:39,220 --> 01:36:43,280 And the screen will actually follow where I'm moving my hand. 2044 01:36:43,360 --> 01:36:43,720 Wow. 2045 01:36:43,980 --> 01:36:44,980 That's crazy. 2046 01:36:44,980 --> 01:36:48,480 And doing different hand formation like this, we're able to change the modality of the system. 2047 01:36:48,640 --> 01:36:49,420 For example... 2048 01:36:49,420 --> 01:36:51,620 This glove slaps, not going to lie. 2049 01:36:51,620 --> 01:36:52,620 Thank you very much. 2050 01:36:52,620 --> 01:36:56,620 I'm able to move this little green cursor. 2051 01:36:56,620 --> 01:36:57,620 I can move it in... 2052 01:36:57,620 --> 01:36:58,120 Uh-huh. 2053 01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:01,620 By making this hand formation, I'm able to move it just in the X-Y plane. 2054 01:37:01,620 --> 01:37:02,120 Yeah. 2055 01:37:02,120 --> 01:37:06,620 Moving, changing a different hand formation, I can move just in the Z dimension. 2056 01:37:06,620 --> 01:37:07,120 Right. 2057 01:37:07,120 --> 01:37:14,120 Or with a single finger, I'm able to move the green cursor and the cutting plane anywhere in three dimensions. 2058 01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:15,120 Single fingering. 2059 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:20,120 Okay, now I take it this is actually a design tool of some sort, so you can manipulate that object and build something? 2060 01:37:20,120 --> 01:37:21,440 Right. 2061 01:37:21,440 --> 01:37:30,440 I can position the cursor inside the object and I can just by pinching my fingers together, it's a very natural movement, I'm able to actually grab onto the object. 2062 01:37:30,440 --> 01:37:31,440 Uh-huh. 2063 01:37:31,440 --> 01:37:35,440 After we've positioned it, I'm able to grab, for example, a face of the object. 2064 01:37:35,440 --> 01:37:36,440 And you can change the shape of it. 2065 01:37:36,440 --> 01:37:40,440 It's the kind of thing you would do with a mouse pull and drag only in three dimensions. 2066 01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,440 Right. 2067 01:37:41,440 --> 01:37:45,440 You're able to do tasks in three dimensions here, which is something you can't do with a mouse. 2068 01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:45,440 Right. 2069 01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:49,440 And you're kind of get a feel for graphic material by doing this. 2070 01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:50,440 Mm-hmm. 2071 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:50,440 And again, I can change the view. 2072 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:50,440 Mm-hmm. 2073 01:37:50,440 --> 01:37:58,440 And if I would like, let me just grab it with a three dimensional move. 2074 01:37:58,440 --> 01:38:01,440 I'm actually moving that edge off into the third dimension. 2075 01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:01,440 Wow. 2076 01:38:01,440 --> 01:38:03,440 This is very boring long. 2077 01:38:03,440 --> 01:38:08,440 This is a shot that has gone on uncut now for a minute at least. 2078 01:38:08,440 --> 01:38:13,440 And he's moving a fucking prism, a shard around a screen. 2079 01:38:13,440 --> 01:38:20,440 God knows how that would be of any use to you in any modern day job world. 2080 01:38:20,440 --> 01:38:24,440 Like, you know, there's no need for a glove like that that can do this. 2081 01:38:26,440 --> 01:38:32,440 This never took off, obviously, because we're not, this is a surprise to you and me that this thing even existed. 2082 01:38:33,440 --> 01:38:35,440 I really pushed that out. 2083 01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:37,440 And that's something you can't do with a two dimensional mouse. 2084 01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:39,440 I see you have a toolbox icon. 2085 01:38:40,440 --> 01:38:41,440 Ha ha ha! 2086 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,440 Pop up toolbox. 2087 01:38:42,440 --> 01:38:43,440 Sorry about that. 2088 01:38:43,440 --> 01:38:46,440 I just need to get that toolbox song there. 2089 01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:47,440 Do you have it there, lads? 2090 01:38:48,440 --> 01:38:49,440 Oh, fuck. 2091 01:38:50,440 --> 01:38:54,440 I, I, I, if I'd have known he was going to say toolbox, then I would have had the pop up ready to go. 2092 01:38:57,440 --> 01:39:01,440 Uh, maybe I just have to go to fucking YouTube, is it? 2093 01:39:01,440 --> 01:39:03,440 And then go to fucking Francis Higgins. 2094 01:39:03,440 --> 01:39:05,440 And then go to playlists. 2095 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:07,440 And then go to the video from the other day. 2096 01:39:08,440 --> 01:39:09,440 Video from the other day. 2097 01:39:09,440 --> 01:39:10,440 And then go next. 2098 01:39:11,440 --> 01:39:13,440 And then go to next. 2099 01:39:14,440 --> 01:39:16,440 Ah, fucking Squarespace. 2100 01:39:22,440 --> 01:39:23,440 And next again. 2101 01:39:23,440 --> 01:39:24,440 Ah, dee dee dee dee dee. 2102 01:39:24,440 --> 01:39:25,440 This is pop up your toolbox. 2103 01:39:25,440 --> 01:39:26,440 Like, bloody Bob. 2104 01:39:26,440 --> 01:39:33,560 This is pop up your toolbox. 2105 01:39:33,560 --> 01:40:03,540 This is pop up your toolbox. 2106 01:40:03,540 --> 01:40:12,540 This is pop up your toolbox. 2107 01:40:12,540 --> 01:40:20,220 remix there of a former Shafey stream we did by Pawdy Bob. It's out there. Go get it. Go and snap 2108 01:40:20,220 --> 01:40:25,280 it up. It's amazing stuff. I only thought of it there because Shafey just says toolbox here. Listen 2109 01:40:25,280 --> 01:40:32,860 to this. A toolbox icon there. What do you do with that? Well, it allows us to pick from a subset 2110 01:40:32,860 --> 01:40:40,580 of tools. For example, here is a pencil. And as we move the pencil around in space, we're able to 2111 01:40:40,580 --> 01:40:48,180 generate a three-dimensional space curve, which is something pencil in space all night and all day. 2112 01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:53,420 Very difficult to do with a 2D mouse. We can actually see the shadow of that line in space. 2113 01:40:53,420 --> 01:41:00,860 Let me rotate the room right. Yeah, right. You can see it from the side. Okay. What are the other tools 2114 01:41:00,860 --> 01:41:10,520 there? Well, the other, for example, we have a saw which will actually separate the object. We can take 2115 01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:18,120 it over and just position it inside the object. And now I've just cut the part in two. 2116 01:41:18,120 --> 01:41:25,720 Oh, and there's the plane through which you cut it. For example, yes. Where is this golden, Ike? So let me just pull the front piece. 2117 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:25,720 We've seen it all ten minutes ago. There's no need to stretch it out. And you now have two pieces there. And we have two separate pieces. And you saw it in half and you can pull it apart. Right. All right. How do you actually start out making one of these figures with a, oh, I see. Yeah, with a primitive shape. Right. We're able to open the primitive 2118 01:41:25,720 --> 01:41:33,320 Oh, OJ Shafi, thank you very much. And actually grab one of the primitive shapes. 2119 01:41:33,320 --> 01:41:40,920 I hope you're enjoying this. For example, this is just a box. It's getting tough. 2120 01:41:40,920 --> 01:41:42,980 OJ Shafi, thank you very much. 2121 01:41:42,980 --> 01:41:45,360 I hope you're enjoying this. 2122 01:41:45,360 --> 01:41:46,220 This is just a box. 2123 01:41:46,940 --> 01:41:49,960 We also have cylinders and pyramids. 2124 01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:53,320 And then these are just the same as the other object that we started with. 2125 01:41:53,400 --> 01:41:58,180 You can start by just extending it, shrinking it, grabbing on a face or an edge. 2126 01:41:58,420 --> 01:42:01,860 All right, Jim, you're using the glove now for gesture recognition, basically. 2127 01:42:02,040 --> 01:42:03,040 I mean, what's the next step? 2128 01:42:03,100 --> 01:42:05,820 When can I actually go pick the piece up and get feedback on it? 2129 01:42:06,200 --> 01:42:08,660 Well, yeah, we're just using gesture recognition. 2130 01:42:08,960 --> 01:42:14,800 I don't know if you heard that in the background. 2131 01:42:15,400 --> 01:42:18,540 Jim, you're using the glove now for gesture recognition, basically. 2132 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:19,720 I mean, what's the next step? 2133 01:42:19,780 --> 01:42:22,520 When can I actually go pick the piece up and get feedback on it? 2134 01:42:22,900 --> 01:42:27,840 Well, yeah, we're just using gesture recognition right now to interact with the objects. 2135 01:42:27,940 --> 01:42:34,760 But I think the real advantage of gloves is going to come when we're able to incorporate the hand model that we saw earlier 2136 01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:40,980 and actually put it in inside of an environment like this, grab on an object, twirl it between your fingertips, 2137 01:42:41,520 --> 01:42:45,720 be able to have two gloves, bend an object, test the compliance of the object. 2138 01:42:46,120 --> 01:42:47,320 Okay, thanks very much, Jim. 2139 01:42:47,400 --> 01:42:48,340 That was an edit. 2140 01:42:48,480 --> 01:42:53,420 Look at the edit because when he was talking to James Kramer there, he was full on. 2141 01:42:53,420 --> 01:42:53,780 Oh, geez. 2142 01:42:53,860 --> 01:42:55,580 There's a bit of a fucking... 2143 01:42:55,580 --> 01:42:58,240 Tonight at nine. 2144 01:42:59,060 --> 01:42:59,640 And... 2145 01:42:59,640 --> 01:43:00,900 But look here. 2146 01:43:01,000 --> 01:43:01,660 Look at the cut. 2147 01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:06,920 Look at the cut. 2148 01:43:07,000 --> 01:43:08,840 Look at the poker face on Shafé. 2149 01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:10,840 And then frame. 2150 01:43:11,020 --> 01:43:12,100 This is a frame cut. 2151 01:43:13,460 --> 01:43:14,240 Different time. 2152 01:43:15,060 --> 01:43:16,160 Completely different time. 2153 01:43:16,260 --> 01:43:16,380 Look. 2154 01:43:19,140 --> 01:43:23,900 I'd say James Kramer went on for another ten minutes about the fucking intricacies of that glove there. 2155 01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:26,380 And they just had to throw it in the dustbin. 2156 01:43:26,960 --> 01:43:29,540 Because it was absolute nonsense. 2157 01:43:32,240 --> 01:43:32,680 Okay. 2158 01:43:33,020 --> 01:43:36,460 Be able to have two gloves, bend an object, test the compliance. 2159 01:43:36,460 --> 01:43:43,180 He was going off literally on a fucking tangent about what happens when you get two gloves into the mix. 2160 01:43:43,380 --> 01:43:44,620 You know, fucking hell, man. 2161 01:43:44,860 --> 01:43:46,560 You've just seen me using one glove. 2162 01:43:46,640 --> 01:43:47,820 What about when there's two gloves? 2163 01:43:47,940 --> 01:43:48,540 Imagine that. 2164 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:51,700 Mean Street Posse in the chat. 2165 01:43:51,760 --> 01:43:52,080 How are you? 2166 01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:53,360 You say, is this live? 2167 01:43:53,960 --> 01:43:55,320 Or am I tripping balls? 2168 01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:57,760 Well, I have to tell you, this is not live. 2169 01:43:58,500 --> 01:44:00,860 This was pre-recorded tomorrow. 2170 01:44:01,500 --> 01:44:04,000 But I'm playing it back today just for you. 2171 01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:06,280 So I can read out the comment at the time. 2172 01:44:06,720 --> 01:44:11,240 But I don't know that the comment's been read because I was doing this the day afterwards. 2173 01:44:13,120 --> 01:44:14,020 So the object. 2174 01:44:14,480 --> 01:44:14,680 Okay. 2175 01:44:14,780 --> 01:44:15,620 Thanks very much, Jim. 2176 01:44:15,680 --> 01:44:17,200 That's our look at virtual reality. 2177 01:44:17,380 --> 01:44:20,160 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on random. 2178 01:44:20,340 --> 01:44:22,600 Lovely tonality shift again. 2179 01:44:22,600 --> 01:44:30,600 It's tonality chefé here where he goes from lighthearted happiness to serious in a fucking blink of an instant heartbeat. 2180 01:44:31,280 --> 01:44:33,020 That's our look at virtual reality. 2181 01:44:33,180 --> 01:44:35,200 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news. 2182 01:44:35,720 --> 01:44:37,020 On random access. 2183 01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:39,340 A little smile at the end, maybe. 2184 01:44:41,260 --> 01:44:42,620 A little smile at the end of that. 2185 01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:47,760 He's going to hold the pause so the graphic can be loaded into the computer screen. 2186 01:44:48,160 --> 01:44:49,100 Very nice. 2187 01:44:49,760 --> 01:44:51,640 This is a new fucking scenario now. 2188 01:44:51,640 --> 01:44:52,000 Oh, look. 2189 01:44:52,060 --> 01:45:04,900 It's the same background as our screensaver or fucking desktop background, which I had specially put on the backdrop for the show tonight. 2190 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:08,260 It's a pure computer chronicalized loving. 2191 01:45:08,260 --> 01:45:10,760 And what I'm really interested in here is this one. 2192 01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:11,940 We freeze that frame. 2193 01:45:12,680 --> 01:45:13,760 Look at that for a frame. 2194 01:45:14,460 --> 01:45:18,260 It's just, it's everything you want and more from computer chronicles. 2195 01:45:18,260 --> 01:45:24,320 A new type of computer chronicle watching event has taken place right now. 2196 01:45:24,320 --> 01:45:34,420 And I am not insane, but I am incensed with how far we're going into the computer chronicle world here. 2197 01:45:35,120 --> 01:45:37,320 This is a frame by frame. 2198 01:45:37,400 --> 01:45:38,740 We're taking it frame by frame. 2199 01:45:38,740 --> 01:45:40,280 Just to admire the graphics. 2200 01:45:40,540 --> 01:45:43,600 I've never done this before, but we've just found it out right now. 2201 01:45:43,660 --> 01:45:45,460 This is something we should be doing all the time. 2202 01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:53,100 Because I love to go frame by frame on Shafae-isms and Shafae's face and guests' faces. 2203 01:45:53,840 --> 01:46:00,480 But what we don't really take into account or appreciate enough are these amazing graphics here. 2204 01:46:02,240 --> 01:46:04,120 Probably took fucking weeks to do this. 2205 01:46:04,580 --> 01:46:07,480 Probably cost hundreds if not thousands of dollars to do this. 2206 01:46:07,680 --> 01:46:08,360 To employ someone. 2207 01:46:08,780 --> 01:46:10,180 And next, dot dot dot. 2208 01:46:11,720 --> 01:46:13,420 News, dot dot dot. 2209 01:46:14,100 --> 01:46:15,840 News, dot dot dot. 2210 01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:18,020 News, dot dot dot. 2211 01:46:18,700 --> 01:46:20,820 And there was no need for any of those extra. 2212 01:46:20,900 --> 01:46:22,100 It was all superfluous. 2213 01:46:22,200 --> 01:46:25,280 The dots and the extra news is computer chronicles. 2214 01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:26,700 Logo at the left. 2215 01:46:27,160 --> 01:46:27,960 Comes in from nowhere. 2216 01:46:27,960 --> 01:46:29,940 And then a random access. 2217 01:46:30,960 --> 01:46:33,260 Just on the computer screen there. 2218 01:46:33,360 --> 01:46:34,860 And a lovely bit of shadow. 2219 01:46:35,020 --> 01:46:37,580 Drop shadow on those graphics. 2220 01:46:38,420 --> 01:46:40,940 And a lovely bit of, what would you call that there? 2221 01:46:41,000 --> 01:46:44,840 Any graphic designers in the house there watching the fucking stream tonight? 2222 01:46:44,960 --> 01:46:45,500 What's that? 2223 01:46:45,560 --> 01:46:46,880 Is that like a little mirror, is it? 2224 01:46:47,200 --> 01:46:47,920 Or what's the story? 2225 01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:48,540 I don't know. 2226 01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,380 Ray tracing, is it? 2227 01:46:55,920 --> 01:46:56,680 Reflection, is it? 2228 01:46:57,440 --> 01:46:59,400 Doing a bit of reflection on Photoshop. 2229 01:47:01,400 --> 01:47:02,080 Wall art. 2230 01:47:02,240 --> 01:47:02,680 Ghost. 2231 01:47:02,860 --> 01:47:03,580 Mirror shadow. 2232 01:47:06,100 --> 01:47:07,900 Real-time Game Boy. 2233 01:47:11,980 --> 01:47:13,900 They did need to show us that again. 2234 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:16,600 We've already seen it on the computer screen, sure. 2235 01:47:17,000 --> 01:47:18,720 And now they've got a fucking shimmer. 2236 01:47:19,220 --> 01:47:21,420 Look at the lovely shimmer on these graphics here. 2237 01:47:27,840 --> 01:47:28,940 Cool stuff, man. 2238 01:47:28,980 --> 01:47:30,800 The Americans fucking thought of everything. 2239 01:47:34,500 --> 01:47:37,740 In the random access file this week, this is a special... 2240 01:47:37,740 --> 01:47:40,300 Janelle Stelsen's after you. 2241 01:47:40,740 --> 01:47:42,580 ...edition with a focus on software. 2242 01:47:42,860 --> 01:47:47,380 Here are last week's best-selling software titles for the PC according to PC Connection. 2243 01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:51,540 Stacker 2.0 is number one, followed by the MS-DOS upgrade, 2244 01:47:51,680 --> 01:47:55,920 EMM 386 6.0 approach and After Dark for Windows. 2245 01:47:56,560 --> 01:47:58,320 What's After Dark for Windows? 2246 01:48:00,320 --> 01:48:01,620 See what that is there. 2247 01:48:01,720 --> 01:48:02,780 Another tab. 2248 01:48:03,080 --> 01:48:04,460 Open a link in a new tab. 2249 01:48:04,460 --> 01:48:06,140 After Dark for Windows. 2250 01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:10,260 After... 2251 01:48:10,260 --> 01:48:12,820 Dark... 2252 01:48:12,820 --> 01:48:14,260 Windows... 2253 01:48:14,260 --> 01:48:22,120 I knew what the fu- I knew it! 2254 01:48:22,640 --> 01:48:25,060 This is what's something- I told you this ages ago. 2255 01:48:25,140 --> 01:48:25,680 Do you remember this? 2256 01:48:26,740 --> 01:48:27,180 I... 2257 01:48:27,180 --> 01:48:28,540 When I was in school... 2258 01:48:28,540 --> 01:48:31,340 I thought that rang a fucking bell. 2259 01:48:31,540 --> 01:48:33,660 When I was in school, there was a lad who was like, 2260 01:48:33,780 --> 01:48:35,840 Oh man, I have these class fucking screensavers. 2261 01:48:36,000 --> 01:48:36,780 It's fucking savage. 2262 01:48:37,160 --> 01:48:38,160 I'll bring it in tomorrow. 2263 01:48:38,540 --> 01:48:40,040 And he brought it in on a fucking... 2264 01:48:40,040 --> 01:48:41,880 Either a floppy or a CD. 2265 01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,180 And I put it home anyway. 2266 01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:45,280 I put it on the computer. 2267 01:48:45,700 --> 01:48:47,100 And it's just like... 2268 01:48:47,100 --> 01:48:48,940 Screen savers that were a bit cheeky. 2269 01:48:49,320 --> 01:48:51,180 And some of them were a bit weird as well. 2270 01:48:51,820 --> 01:48:53,100 Hey, this is fucked up. 2271 01:48:53,360 --> 01:48:55,700 Let's just have a look at this now and see what this is. 2272 01:48:56,060 --> 01:48:57,240 I want to show you what I... 2273 01:48:57,240 --> 01:48:59,460 And you'll experience what I experienced. 2274 01:49:02,000 --> 01:49:04,260 And just to show how out of touch that was. 2275 01:49:04,320 --> 01:49:06,900 This is like 10 years before I got shown it. 2276 01:49:07,000 --> 01:49:09,800 Or 10 or 12 years before I got shown it in school. 2277 01:49:09,920 --> 01:49:10,460 I'm not... 2278 01:49:10,460 --> 01:49:12,680 Let's see this. 2279 01:49:13,280 --> 01:49:14,020 Turn that... 2280 01:49:14,020 --> 01:49:15,940 Forget about that fucking Premier League is back. 2281 01:49:16,020 --> 01:49:16,840 It's not what I want to show you. 2282 01:49:16,860 --> 01:49:17,640 It's not why we're here. 2283 01:49:21,540 --> 01:49:23,840 This is gonna be a real... 2284 01:49:23,840 --> 01:49:25,380 Waltz out memory. 2285 01:49:25,480 --> 01:49:29,720 This is the whole reason I started doing the Windows 98 streams. 2286 01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:34,160 Because if you remember, I got 98 on a fucking virtual box. 2287 01:49:34,240 --> 01:49:36,280 I was loading it up to play some old software. 2288 01:49:36,860 --> 01:49:38,440 And I was saying to you on one stream, 2289 01:49:38,620 --> 01:49:40,460 I remember I got a fucking game. 2290 01:49:40,820 --> 01:49:42,900 Or a CD full of screen savers. 2291 01:49:44,520 --> 01:49:45,980 And some of the screen savers... 2292 01:49:45,980 --> 01:49:46,820 Wait until you see them. 2293 01:49:47,540 --> 01:49:48,580 They were rude like... 2294 01:49:48,580 --> 01:49:50,200 You know, you wouldn't want your parents seeing them. 2295 01:49:51,120 --> 01:49:52,820 This is someone reviewing it now. 2296 01:49:53,200 --> 01:49:54,340 This is someone reviewing it. 2297 01:49:54,420 --> 01:49:54,840 This is... 2298 01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:55,960 I've watched this channel before. 2299 01:49:56,020 --> 01:49:56,380 It's good. 2300 01:49:56,560 --> 01:49:56,980 It's good. 2301 01:49:57,500 --> 01:49:58,300 After dark. 2302 01:49:58,300 --> 01:49:59,160 All screen savers. 2303 01:49:59,280 --> 01:49:59,700 Here we go. 2304 01:49:59,700 --> 01:50:01,920 Here we go. 2305 01:50:03,740 --> 01:50:06,160 I was running this on a Windows 98 PC. 2306 01:50:06,300 --> 01:50:08,660 But it seems as though it was an MS-DOS fucking application. 2307 01:50:11,260 --> 01:50:12,120 Where's the volume? 2308 01:50:12,260 --> 01:50:13,460 Is there any fucking noise on it? 2309 01:50:14,180 --> 01:50:16,320 There was no noise on the screen savers anyway. 2310 01:50:16,400 --> 01:50:17,420 Apart from some of them. 2311 01:50:18,420 --> 01:50:20,560 But I put it on the computer anyway. 2312 01:50:20,560 --> 01:50:22,560 And I remember saying... 2313 01:50:22,560 --> 01:50:25,020 Like if my dad was going around... 2314 01:50:25,020 --> 01:50:26,200 He was going, what's that you're doing? 2315 01:50:26,260 --> 01:50:28,900 And I go, oh, I just got this screen savers off some lad at school. 2316 01:50:28,980 --> 01:50:31,400 And he looked at what I was putting on the computer. 2317 01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:33,480 And I showed some of the screen savers. 2318 01:50:33,560 --> 01:50:35,280 And one of the screen savers was like... 2319 01:50:35,280 --> 01:50:36,520 It tells you the time. 2320 01:50:37,020 --> 01:50:45,060 But there was an animation of like a monkey or a gorilla that had been put up to like a fucking... 2321 01:50:45,060 --> 01:50:49,540 It was chained up like Solid Snake in the interrogation room in Metal Gear Solid, right? 2322 01:50:50,460 --> 01:50:56,780 And every few minutes there was someone like cranking a thing and it electrocuted the monkey. 2323 01:50:57,240 --> 01:50:58,280 And it would just go... 2324 01:50:58,280 --> 01:51:03,960 And anyway, I thought... 2325 01:51:03,960 --> 01:51:05,640 I didn't think that was funny or anything. 2326 01:51:05,760 --> 01:51:07,600 I just thought, oh, these are cool new screen savers. 2327 01:51:07,740 --> 01:51:10,580 And then my dad saw the monkey one and my dad said... 2328 01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:12,060 That's not nice. 2329 01:51:14,620 --> 01:51:15,700 And he walked away. 2330 01:51:16,760 --> 01:51:19,260 He saw a monkey getting electrocuted in animation. 2331 01:51:20,040 --> 01:51:22,240 And he said, that's not nice and walked away. 2332 01:51:24,440 --> 01:51:28,040 And then I uninstalled it then because I didn't want to upset him. 2333 01:51:28,040 --> 01:51:31,700 I hope they fucking show it, man. 2334 01:51:31,760 --> 01:51:33,920 It says it's going to fucking show you all the screen savers. 2335 01:51:34,020 --> 01:51:34,440 Let's see. 2336 01:51:40,660 --> 01:51:41,580 Don't remember that. 2337 01:51:41,660 --> 01:51:42,320 That looks rubbish. 2338 01:51:45,020 --> 01:51:45,700 Baby's bottle. 2339 01:51:46,820 --> 01:51:47,080 Oh, yeah. 2340 01:51:47,140 --> 01:51:47,900 They had little... 2341 01:51:47,900 --> 01:51:49,160 Did you hear the music then? 2342 01:51:49,160 --> 01:51:49,940 Not music. 2343 01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:54,500 Little really heavily compressed bit crushed music. 2344 01:51:54,500 --> 01:52:00,160 Rubbish stuff altogether. 2345 01:52:01,160 --> 01:52:02,020 Look, they do... 2346 01:52:02,020 --> 01:52:03,160 It'd be this kind of stuff, look. 2347 01:52:05,020 --> 01:52:06,120 I mean... 2348 01:52:06,120 --> 01:52:07,620 It was... 2349 01:52:07,620 --> 01:52:08,360 It wasn't my... 2350 01:52:08,360 --> 01:52:10,240 It was the family PC. 2351 01:52:10,540 --> 01:52:13,160 So, you know, he had every right to be annoyed at that. 2352 01:52:13,700 --> 01:52:18,360 And he just didn't want me fucking up the PC and installing loads of stupid applications on it. 2353 01:52:18,360 --> 01:52:22,360 But I was mad to just install any old shite on it, like... 2354 01:52:22,940 --> 01:52:29,980 Lots of fart gags. 2355 01:52:30,120 --> 01:52:31,520 Lots of stupid shit like that. 2356 01:52:41,340 --> 01:52:44,840 Sorry, I'm just turning it down because it's fucking rubbish. 2357 01:53:01,160 --> 01:53:03,280 Something bad happened to this cat now, I bet. 2358 01:53:03,520 --> 01:53:05,360 Something fucking terrible happened to it. 2359 01:53:09,340 --> 01:53:13,500 I mean, I remember a theme of the whole fucking thing was animals getting hurt. 2360 01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:31,480 What the fuck was that? 2361 01:53:31,480 --> 01:53:41,480 Ladybugs. 2362 01:53:42,860 --> 01:53:43,440 Rubbish like. 2363 01:53:43,520 --> 01:53:44,340 Just, oh yeah, look. 2364 01:53:44,400 --> 01:53:45,160 That screensaver. 2365 01:53:45,720 --> 01:53:49,440 Ladybirds will crawl on your screen when you leave the cursor alone for a bit. 2366 01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:51,600 Just zoom on here. 2367 01:53:51,920 --> 01:53:53,480 I wonder if we can get to the... 2368 01:53:55,480 --> 01:53:58,780 Let's see if we can get to the... 2369 01:53:58,780 --> 01:53:59,900 The chimp. 2370 01:54:01,580 --> 01:54:04,060 It's kind of a Donkey Kong scenario, is it? 2371 01:54:08,920 --> 01:54:10,260 A guy trying to jump over. 2372 01:54:10,520 --> 01:54:12,960 Thank you very much there, Tobes, for the tip. 2373 01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:13,920 Sorry, I missed you there. 2374 01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:15,220 Jumbo Breakfast. 2375 01:54:15,560 --> 01:54:16,480 Mean Street Posse. 2376 01:54:16,600 --> 01:54:17,400 Thank you very much. 2377 01:54:17,800 --> 01:54:19,500 Take My Breath Shafee. 2378 01:54:19,620 --> 01:54:20,460 Thank you very much. 2379 01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:22,980 And Kramer's Dirty Glove. 2380 01:54:23,480 --> 01:54:25,340 I'm thanking you very much, lads, for the tip. 2381 01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:26,220 Sorry there. 2382 01:54:26,280 --> 01:54:27,820 It's gone off on a bit of a weird one here. 2383 01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:29,540 I've got a couple of things I want to see. 2384 01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:31,920 We might even see another offshoot of a show. 2385 01:54:33,200 --> 01:54:37,300 This is the Windows version of the screensaver, says Tobes. 2386 01:54:37,340 --> 01:54:40,480 Let's see if we can open that up on a fucking different... 2387 01:54:41,180 --> 01:54:43,060 See, I've got it on a different screen, you see. 2388 01:54:43,120 --> 01:54:44,520 So it's opening on a different browser. 2389 01:54:45,980 --> 01:54:47,960 Which is not great for me at the moment. 2390 01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:49,100 Let me see this now. 2391 01:54:52,280 --> 01:54:57,600 After Dark Screensaver Totally Twisted is the name of the one. 2392 01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:04,820 After Dark Screensaver Totally Twisted. 2393 01:55:06,440 --> 01:55:07,760 Open that there. 2394 01:55:09,240 --> 01:55:09,600 Oh yeah. 2395 01:55:11,000 --> 01:55:12,100 Sorry about this, guys. 2396 01:55:12,180 --> 01:55:12,740 Sorry about this. 2397 01:55:14,020 --> 01:55:20,680 After dark screen saver totally twisted 2398 01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:35,080 Fucking hell sorry about that. It's absolute rubbish absolute absolute 2399 01:55:38,240 --> 01:55:42,540 These fucking adverts these we should do a whole stream on these stupid adverts 2400 01:55:42,540 --> 01:55:50,320 Totally twisted maybe that was it it wasn't called after dark was called I 2401 01:55:50,860 --> 01:55:54,860 Remember him now saying yeah, I have these screensavers man called totally twisted 2402 01:55:55,100 --> 01:55:58,160 Because I was going on about how we had a new PC in the house 2403 01:55:58,160 --> 01:56:03,800 Oh man, if you seen totally twist I'll bring it in tomorrow. It's like oh, yeah, do do do fucking hell 2404 01:56:03,800 --> 01:56:05,800 *Ballon sound* 2405 01:56:16,860 --> 01:56:22,880 Yeah, a lot of this is the kind of stuff it was yeah, I remember look 2406 01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:30,580 Just like animals and blood blood and guts and shit 2407 01:56:30,580 --> 01:56:32,580 *Ballon sound* 2408 01:56:49,060 --> 01:56:55,020 Yeah, and this wasn't the one my father didn't see this one maybe he did but it was the monkey one that turned him I 2409 01:56:55,580 --> 01:57:00,300 I mean, I think he's seen a few of these and I was going oh look these are these are hilarious, right? 2410 01:57:00,300 --> 01:57:05,620 And then I was look doing that thing where do you know you look at people's faces reactions to see if they're laughing at it and 2411 01:57:06,460 --> 01:57:11,620 To be honest now, I didn't find any of this funny either. I thought it was fucking rubbish, but I was so impressed at 2412 01:57:12,080 --> 01:57:17,700 Technology that you could put in a disc and then make some screensavers happen. I was really impressed at that like you know 2413 01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:24,820 Hello, Patsy Shafey thank you very much and Tobes. Thank you very much Tobes for giving us this link 2414 01:57:29,120 --> 01:57:39,160 This was back in the day when I thought that websites like going on to f1.com and seeing the fucking standings of the the formula one for that 2415 01:57:39,860 --> 01:57:46,080 Weekend worm that was amazing technology and it would take ages to load up because it was a fucking modem with them 2416 01:57:46,080 --> 01:58:02,000 You couldn't use the phone 2417 01:58:02,800 --> 01:58:11,520 JPEGs were loaded like fucking bit by bit by bit and now we have all of this all of this coming out of a tube really fasted us if we wanted 2418 01:58:11,520 --> 01:58:13,520 I had an aol disc 2419 01:58:13,520 --> 01:58:17,520 I had an aol disc 2420 01:58:17,520 --> 01:58:23,280 Ocean free dot a ocean free dot ie was the internet service provider at the time 2421 01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:26,800 Now this is another one called chameleon 2422 01:58:30,100 --> 01:58:34,220 Hilarious stuff and it's a lot lots of farts lots of fart sounds 2423 01:58:39,600 --> 01:58:41,600 Thanks and 2424 01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:50,720 Tobs thanks tobs in the chat there of telling us that six minutes 30 is the correct time to find the monkeys although I feel as though it is 2425 01:58:51,920 --> 01:58:56,600 You know important that we see a run-up towards the monkey because I 2426 01:58:56,600 --> 01:59:01,540 I can't remember clearly clearly what happened that day, but we did see a few shit 2427 01:59:02,100 --> 01:59:05,480 Screensavers before the monkey got fucking done in 2428 01:59:06,480 --> 01:59:18,400 Religious right interactive tactics manual special special edition excuses Bible to help justify paradoxical beliefs test the blindness of your friends beliefs with conviction quiz 2429 01:59:18,480 --> 01:59:20,480 Right is that is that 2430 01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,480 You tell us 2431 01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,480 You tell us a little bit sorry 2432 01:59:24,480 --> 01:59:26,480 You tell us a little bit sorry 2433 01:59:26,480 --> 01:59:34,480 Sorry fucking hell this is satire actually I was too young to really or maybe I wasn't too young because I 2434 01:59:34,480 --> 01:59:40,480 I don't think I would have found it funny even then if I got it really really last chance to see instinct animals aren't really gone 2435 01:59:40,480 --> 01:59:48,480 They're just dead animals one thought extinct you can live for the foot so it's not great 2436 01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:50,480 It's not great 2437 01:59:50,480 --> 01:59:58,480 Right we'll just keep on fucking skipping that one I 2438 01:59:59,480 --> 02:00:05,480 Didn't get that at the time. I don't get it now. It's not even funny this I remember this is seared into the memory 2439 02:00:05,480 --> 02:00:09,480 It's man on a toilet reading a paper and this cows on a toilet reading a paper as well 2440 02:00:15,480 --> 02:00:24,480 I'm really intrigued now to see if that because I remember the one that was billed to me by as the kid in school was going all the I'll give you this CD it's great 2441 02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:26,480 It's called totally twisted after dark 2442 02:00:27,480 --> 02:00:29,480 There's a screen saver on it. He said 2443 02:00:30,480 --> 02:00:35,480 That's a lot more just going over cats in a fucking backyard its class 2444 02:00:36,480 --> 02:00:39,480 But I saw it anyway and it wasn't great 2445 02:00:45,480 --> 02:00:47,480 This is not it by the way I don't know what this rubbish 2446 02:00:48,480 --> 02:00:50,480 He knew that was rubbish he got out of there very quickly 2447 02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:52,480 Message mayhem next 2448 02:00:53,480 --> 02:00:54,480 Thanks for the tip 2449 02:00:55,480 --> 02:00:56,480 Grey Fox thank you very much and Windows 2450 02:00:57,480 --> 02:00:59,480 98 3D maze thank you very much 2451 02:01:00,480 --> 02:01:04,480 Yeah, it was the blood the blood the gore and the guts that kind of 2452 02:01:06,480 --> 02:01:08,480 Had the parents concerned at the time you know 2453 02:01:16,480 --> 02:01:17,480 Thanks for the tip 2454 02:01:19,480 --> 02:01:21,480 Holy smokey holy smokey moly 2455 02:01:24,480 --> 02:01:29,480 Gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy gameboy 2456 02:01:29,480 --> 02:01:46,620 Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. Game Boy. I went off the wrong screen. 2457 02:01:47,420 --> 02:01:55,880 Yo, friends, it's up. It's your boy Scope Talk. I run a gaming clip channel which deals primarily montages of epic gameplay clutch kills team-wide. 2458 02:01:55,880 --> 02:02:04,620 Sorry, I wasn't meant to play that one. I want to say a big, big thank you to 2 million block pyramid, an absolute fucking speed demon. 2459 02:02:11,200 --> 02:02:20,480 Thank you very much for that. Fucking madman. There's a madman out there watching this stream called 2 million block pyramid. 2460 02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:35,020 I don't know what to say. Thank you very much. I don't know what this is about this totally twisted after dark stuff, but it seems to resonate with people. 2461 02:02:35,820 --> 02:02:39,600 Thank you very, very much. I appreciate that. 2462 02:02:39,600 --> 02:02:42,880 You say simply, cheers, Buck. Well, that's amazing stuff. 2463 02:02:43,720 --> 02:02:49,200 This is a one screensaver called Mike's Life. This guy is meant to be called Mike or something. 2464 02:02:50,360 --> 02:02:56,580 And Gray Fox says, I remember looking up cheat codes for GTA on Ask Jeaves when I was young. 2465 02:02:57,260 --> 02:03:00,340 Wonder what poor old Jeaves is at these days. 2466 02:03:00,960 --> 02:03:03,020 Did he get the pup? We don't know. 2467 02:03:03,840 --> 02:03:06,560 We can only hope that he's living a good life nowadays. 2468 02:03:06,560 --> 02:03:09,820 And this guy, Mike's Life, I don't know what this is about. It's rubbish. 2469 02:03:10,000 --> 02:03:16,780 And he X'd out of that. Your man whose job it is to show us the fucking screensaver, X'd out of it. 2470 02:03:17,480 --> 02:03:18,860 That's Mike, and he's at home. 2471 02:03:19,340 --> 02:03:21,680 And he's got a little easter egg there. 2472 02:03:21,960 --> 02:03:26,240 He's got the fucking totally dark after hours fucking screensaver on as well. 2473 02:03:26,920 --> 02:03:27,860 Mime hunt now. 2474 02:03:29,240 --> 02:03:31,320 Now, I remember this. I think I remember this. 2475 02:03:31,420 --> 02:03:35,500 A guy comes out and fucking blows off the mime's head with a gun. 2476 02:03:36,200 --> 02:03:40,620 Either I'm thinking of a cartoon from 1996 called Robin, 2477 02:03:41,120 --> 02:03:48,920 which coincidentally was the same animation used for a paranoid Android video by fucking Radiohead. 2478 02:03:50,400 --> 02:03:54,100 Where there was a cartoon, an episode where a mime gets his head blown off. 2479 02:03:54,320 --> 02:03:57,140 Or something bad happens to this mime artist. I'm not sure. 2480 02:03:57,840 --> 02:04:00,180 100k subs, thank you very much. 2481 02:04:00,340 --> 02:04:03,680 And Greg, thank you very much for the tip there as well. 2482 02:04:11,080 --> 02:04:11,560 Alright. 2483 02:04:12,720 --> 02:04:17,600 The game is that you use your mouse cursor to shoot the mime dead. 2484 02:04:18,880 --> 02:04:19,360 Rubbish. 2485 02:04:20,160 --> 02:04:22,080 Moen Boris now is another one. 2486 02:04:22,080 --> 02:04:25,080 I remember all these when I see them. 2487 02:04:25,160 --> 02:04:28,000 I don't remember them when I read the fucking names of them. 2488 02:04:29,020 --> 02:04:29,840 Mowing Boris. 2489 02:04:30,600 --> 02:04:31,380 And here we are. 2490 02:04:31,480 --> 02:04:31,940 This is it. 2491 02:04:32,140 --> 02:04:32,420 Mowing. 2492 02:04:32,600 --> 02:04:34,580 This is the lawnmower cat scenario. 2493 02:04:35,820 --> 02:04:39,500 This is one which probably would have been seen before the chimp gets electrocuted. 2494 02:04:40,220 --> 02:04:41,440 Let's have a little look at this. 2495 02:04:42,380 --> 02:04:43,940 Grim, weird stuff. 2496 02:04:44,200 --> 02:04:45,780 And maybe looking back at it now, 2497 02:04:46,000 --> 02:04:48,060 a child shouldn't have had access to this. 2498 02:04:48,600 --> 02:04:50,260 But I was... 2499 02:04:50,260 --> 02:04:51,940 Teenage was I... 2500 02:04:51,940 --> 02:04:52,660 Maybe. 2501 02:04:53,000 --> 02:04:53,420 Maybe. 2502 02:04:53,560 --> 02:04:55,160 I'm still a child though. 2503 02:05:02,440 --> 02:05:05,060 Bit of a trigger warning here, guys. 2504 02:05:05,220 --> 02:05:06,940 In case you fucking... 2505 02:05:06,940 --> 02:05:08,760 I don't like this going on. 2506 02:05:10,000 --> 02:05:12,080 Cat's getting done in by a lawnmower. 2507 02:05:16,720 --> 02:05:17,800 There's no sound. 2508 02:05:18,720 --> 02:05:19,340 Oh, there is. 2509 02:05:23,040 --> 02:05:23,700 Bit grim. 2510 02:05:30,740 --> 02:05:31,860 Yeah, it's intermittent. 2511 02:05:32,240 --> 02:05:33,180 That was another one. 2512 02:05:33,540 --> 02:05:36,900 Kind of just fucking shocked us as well at the time because... 2513 02:05:36,900 --> 02:05:44,620 We had a Packard Bell PC and it had speakers built into the monitor as well. 2514 02:05:45,440 --> 02:05:48,320 So it just came on straight away, you know. 2515 02:05:49,660 --> 02:05:51,320 Also, we did have a number of... 2516 02:05:51,320 --> 02:05:53,360 We had about three cats at the time in the house. 2517 02:05:53,600 --> 02:05:55,080 It was a cat house, you know. 2518 02:05:55,180 --> 02:05:57,180 So this kind of thing didn't go down well at all. 2519 02:06:05,180 --> 02:06:06,800 That's a good job my mother didn't see it, 2520 02:06:06,840 --> 02:06:08,860 but she never went near the computer anyway, you know. 2521 02:06:18,120 --> 02:06:19,060 Don't know what that is. 2522 02:06:19,080 --> 02:06:20,240 A bit of slop or something. 2523 02:06:20,420 --> 02:06:21,740 A blob or a snot. 2524 02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:24,080 It's just a snot look with a fucking t-shirt on. 2525 02:06:25,480 --> 02:06:27,480 It's a fucking snot with a t-shirt on 2526 02:06:27,480 --> 02:06:30,160 and one of those stupid hats that has a helicopter blade on it. 2527 02:06:30,760 --> 02:06:32,400 And he's just throwing snot at you. 2528 02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:35,840 Chilling stuff. 2529 02:06:41,000 --> 02:06:42,040 I'm kind of a bit... 2530 02:06:42,040 --> 02:06:45,080 I feel a bit worried because I am on the screen now. 2531 02:06:45,260 --> 02:06:46,980 It's like I've gone back in time and I'm in it 2532 02:06:46,980 --> 02:06:48,480 and he's throwing the snot at me. 2533 02:06:48,740 --> 02:06:50,420 Hopefully he doesn't fucking land the one in me. 2534 02:06:50,420 --> 02:07:18,700 I don't know where this goes. 2535 02:07:18,920 --> 02:07:20,380 Like I don't know how long this goes on for. 2536 02:07:22,600 --> 02:07:24,800 But the chimp is coming up soon enough anyway. 2537 02:07:24,940 --> 02:07:25,800 Six minutes thirty. 2538 02:07:38,140 --> 02:07:39,400 Stay tuned folks. 2539 02:07:39,640 --> 02:07:41,140 We've got a lot more coming up. 2540 02:07:41,820 --> 02:07:43,880 We just got to get rid of this bogey boy first. 2541 02:07:43,880 --> 02:07:45,000 This bogey boy is going to be done. 2542 02:07:45,140 --> 02:07:45,520 I would... 2543 02:07:45,520 --> 02:07:47,680 I takes off. 2544 02:07:49,020 --> 02:07:50,040 Oh that was good actually. 2545 02:07:50,160 --> 02:07:50,660 They fucking... 2546 02:07:50,660 --> 02:07:53,380 At least they used that little helicopter hat thing for something. 2547 02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:54,720 I thought it was just there for nothing. 2548 02:07:55,160 --> 02:07:56,540 Superfluous helicopter hat. 2549 02:07:57,280 --> 02:07:57,880 Here we go. 2550 02:07:57,880 --> 02:07:58,600 This is it folks. 2551 02:07:58,660 --> 02:08:01,000 Remember I was telling you that it was a clock 2552 02:08:01,000 --> 02:08:02,160 and somebody... 2553 02:08:03,160 --> 02:08:05,040 was cranking it up to electrocute him. 2554 02:08:05,040 --> 02:08:10,200 Now what I can see is it's a horrible fucking animal abuse device. 2555 02:08:10,920 --> 02:08:17,440 And they've got a fucking chimp and he's about to get fucking zapped every time it changes the clock. 2556 02:08:17,580 --> 02:08:17,620 It's... 2557 02:08:17,620 --> 02:08:22,140 This is the moment where the CD got ejected. 2558 02:08:23,520 --> 02:08:30,340 And I brought it back to school the next day and I didn't even have the heart to tell my friend that it was shit. 2559 02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:31,760 So I said... 2560 02:08:31,760 --> 02:08:34,320 Oh yeah I put all those screensavers on. 2561 02:08:34,380 --> 02:08:34,860 Yeah they're great. 2562 02:08:38,060 --> 02:08:42,920 So it just goes to show you as well like even in school you know there are people who aren't... 2563 02:08:42,920 --> 02:08:44,720 It's not on your fucking level like... 2564 02:08:44,720 --> 02:08:46,620 And you might have to... 2565 02:08:47,500 --> 02:08:52,020 In order to become friends you might have to lower what you think is a funny thing. 2566 02:08:52,100 --> 02:08:53,020 But I mean I don't know. 2567 02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:54,240 It's... 2568 02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:55,540 Different times I... 2569 02:08:55,540 --> 02:08:56,260 I don't know. 2570 02:08:56,380 --> 02:08:56,620 Maybe... 2571 02:08:56,620 --> 02:08:58,680 Maybe humour's gone on... 2572 02:08:58,680 --> 02:08:59,420 Moved on now. 2573 02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:00,020 I'm not sure. 2574 02:09:10,020 --> 02:09:12,480 Yeah I can still remember it's like... 2575 02:09:12,480 --> 02:09:13,440 I think... 2576 02:09:13,440 --> 02:09:14,360 I'm not sure now. 2577 02:09:14,420 --> 02:09:16,820 I might be over elaborating when he said that's not nice. 2578 02:09:16,900 --> 02:09:17,600 I think he... 2579 02:09:17,600 --> 02:09:19,080 I think he might have just done this. 2580 02:09:19,180 --> 02:09:20,680 Something like this when the... 2581 02:09:20,680 --> 02:09:23,580 And I'm gonna do the reaction now of my father. 2582 02:09:24,220 --> 02:09:25,220 Of when the... 2583 02:09:25,220 --> 02:09:27,640 When he saw the monkey bit that I was fucking... 2584 02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:28,360 When I showed him this. 2585 02:09:28,400 --> 02:09:29,220 This is my dad now. 2586 02:09:29,420 --> 02:09:38,380 Then he walked off. 2587 02:09:38,380 --> 02:09:43,980 But even just the tut and the walking off it was kind of like... 2588 02:09:43,980 --> 02:09:45,680 That's enough now. 2589 02:09:45,680 --> 02:09:47,860 I'm not allowed to have these screensavers it seems. 2590 02:09:48,300 --> 02:09:49,760 Or I'm stupid for having them. 2591 02:09:51,300 --> 02:09:54,480 But in a way he's doing me a favour as well because... 2592 02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:57,820 If I was to go down the route of finding this stuff funny then I mean... 2593 02:09:57,820 --> 02:09:58,820 I fucking... 2594 02:09:58,820 --> 02:10:01,400 Who knows where I would be now. 2595 02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:02,760 Probably be... 2596 02:10:02,760 --> 02:10:06,820 Just watching these but not talking to people online about it. 2597 02:10:08,120 --> 02:10:10,940 Oh this was another one that kind of put him off as well. 2598 02:10:11,600 --> 02:10:13,480 A man that shows his penis I think. 2599 02:10:13,740 --> 02:10:15,020 And it's just... 2600 02:10:15,020 --> 02:10:16,520 It's just a clock. 2601 02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:17,480 It's not his knob. 2602 02:10:17,580 --> 02:10:18,220 It's like a clock. 2603 02:10:18,260 --> 02:10:19,060 It tells you the time. 2604 02:10:19,060 --> 02:10:42,500 Oh it didn't even fucking show you... 2605 02:10:42,500 --> 02:10:43,320 Oh it doesn't. 2606 02:10:43,320 --> 02:10:49,780 Yeah. 2607 02:10:50,700 --> 02:10:51,640 Weird isn't it? 2608 02:10:51,860 --> 02:10:52,620 Very weird. 2609 02:10:52,740 --> 02:10:54,300 Kind of overtly sexual. 2610 02:10:54,720 --> 02:10:55,240 And there was... 2611 02:10:55,240 --> 02:10:57,000 You know it's a family computer. 2612 02:10:57,160 --> 02:10:58,220 Kids in the house as well. 2613 02:10:58,560 --> 02:11:00,980 I think I remember my dad might have said... 2614 02:11:00,980 --> 02:11:02,080 You're not having that one on. 2615 02:11:02,700 --> 02:11:04,300 And then he walked off. 2616 02:11:05,060 --> 02:11:06,160 He walked off. 2617 02:11:06,300 --> 02:11:08,360 He just said clearly... 2618 02:11:08,360 --> 02:11:09,500 You're not having that on. 2619 02:11:09,500 --> 02:11:22,280 Don't know what this is. 2620 02:11:27,620 --> 02:11:28,820 Don't know what that one is. 2621 02:11:28,820 --> 02:11:30,320 Is that a zombie's head or something? 2622 02:11:37,160 --> 02:11:38,980 Oh it's a man drowning like. 2623 02:11:38,980 --> 02:11:42,180 And then the fucking piranhas eat him or something. 2624 02:11:45,200 --> 02:11:47,360 I can't believe we've come across this. 2625 02:11:48,960 --> 02:11:50,720 The Computer Chronicles is fantastic. 2626 02:11:54,980 --> 02:11:55,840 There is... 2627 02:11:55,840 --> 02:11:59,420 There's literally an episode of the Computer Chronicles we were watching last year. 2628 02:11:59,480 --> 02:12:01,660 Where I'm trying to fucking get this across. 2629 02:12:01,940 --> 02:12:05,760 I don't know if anyone watching this now remembers me trying to say that. 2630 02:12:05,800 --> 02:12:08,020 Because obviously I talk a lot of shite. 2631 02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:10,400 Greg thank you very much for the tip there. 2632 02:12:10,500 --> 02:12:12,200 And 100k subs thank you very much for the tip. 2633 02:12:12,680 --> 02:12:14,080 And 2 million black pyramids. 2634 02:12:14,140 --> 02:12:14,760 Can't believe that. 2635 02:12:16,460 --> 02:12:19,620 But I did remember trying to fucking say something. 2636 02:12:19,740 --> 02:12:22,100 The thought came to me and I was trying to say it. 2637 02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:22,940 And this is it. 2638 02:12:25,340 --> 02:12:28,280 Back in the days of playing Championship Manager as well. 2639 02:12:28,400 --> 02:12:29,760 Before it became Football Manager. 2640 02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:33,500 Might have been Championship Manager 3. 2641 02:12:33,500 --> 02:12:36,500 Or even Championship Manager Season 2000... 2642 02:12:36,500 --> 02:12:38,420 2001. 2643 02:12:44,800 --> 02:12:46,460 And now this guy is going to drown. 2644 02:12:47,460 --> 02:12:48,620 Apparently this is... 2645 02:12:48,620 --> 02:12:50,920 This is funny or something is it? 2646 02:12:50,920 --> 02:13:02,080 oh yeah 2647 02:13:02,080 --> 02:13:04,120 I think you might see some silhouette 2648 02:13:04,120 --> 02:13:04,920 of someone 2649 02:13:04,920 --> 02:13:08,100 like a couple riding or something 2650 02:13:08,100 --> 02:13:09,820 or someone getting murdered or something 2651 02:13:09,820 --> 02:13:20,860 there we have it look 2652 02:13:20,860 --> 02:13:22,420 down there oh that one 2653 02:13:22,420 --> 02:13:25,780 that's the fun house down there now 2654 02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:29,980 this is where the fucking funky stuff 2655 02:13:29,980 --> 02:13:31,180 the funky window was happening 2656 02:13:31,180 --> 02:13:33,240 and there you can see 2657 02:13:33,240 --> 02:13:35,100 she's obviously a woman 2658 02:13:35,100 --> 02:13:39,780 and that's a man there 2659 02:13:39,780 --> 02:13:42,120 and they're jumping around on a fucking bed or something 2660 02:13:50,800 --> 02:14:04,120 that's someone stabbing themselves like 2661 02:14:04,120 --> 02:14:07,560 look at this 2662 02:14:07,560 --> 02:14:26,960 weird how weird 2663 02:14:26,960 --> 02:14:38,180 we had a real chilling bit of fucking Paul Schindler action 2664 02:14:38,180 --> 02:14:43,420 and it was when he was trying to do funny voices on the phone 2665 02:14:43,420 --> 02:14:45,040 he kept on doing weird mouth 2666 02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:46,380 he was sticking his tongue out 2667 02:14:46,380 --> 02:14:48,260 and doing weird tongue kind of things 2668 02:14:48,260 --> 02:14:49,440 it was weird 2669 02:14:49,440 --> 02:14:51,280 it was sinister 2670 02:14:51,280 --> 02:14:55,200 maybe we could get something here as well 2671 02:14:55,200 --> 02:14:57,860 different kinds of rolodex cards 2672 02:14:57,860 --> 02:14:59,440 meshing them can be tricky 2673 02:14:59,440 --> 02:15:01,300 the same goes for pc databases 2674 02:15:01,300 --> 02:15:04,940 now if you have data in both paradox and dbase files 2675 02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:07,240 there's help from a windows database called 2676 02:15:07,240 --> 02:15:08,520 thanks mary 2677 02:15:08,520 --> 02:15:14,360 His whole gist, Schindler's gist, his whole gist and being is off-putting. 2678 02:15:14,580 --> 02:15:16,760 And also, do you know what I've just noticed here? 2679 02:15:18,060 --> 02:15:24,600 It's little things like this, a bow tie, a yellow bow tie, a matching bow tie. 2680 02:15:25,320 --> 02:15:32,780 They kind of just, they don't, it doesn't sit well with me. 2681 02:15:32,780 --> 02:15:35,360 Thanks for that. 2682 02:15:35,360 --> 02:15:39,780 Thanks, Mary. 2683 02:15:39,780 --> 02:15:41,780 Thanks, Mary. 2684 02:15:41,780 --> 02:15:43,780 Thanks, Mary. 2685 02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:49,780 Schindler's disk. 2686 02:15:53,780 --> 02:15:55,780 Jazz up your forms. 2687 02:15:59,780 --> 02:16:01,780 Schindler's on the list. 2688 02:16:01,780 --> 02:16:05,780 He's like Gail Bettecker from Breaking Bad. 2689 02:16:05,780 --> 02:16:10,780 Would you believe I haven't watched enough Breaking Bad to know who Gail Bettecker is? 2690 02:16:10,780 --> 02:16:14,780 Design isn't a separate program, it's just a click away behind the pencil. 2691 02:16:14,780 --> 02:16:17,780 Click on the stack of papers and you're back looking at your data. 2692 02:16:17,780 --> 02:16:20,780 The walking fingers put you in search mode. 2693 02:16:20,780 --> 02:16:23,780 Fucking hell. So he had walking fingers, did he? 2694 02:16:23,780 --> 02:16:24,780 Hmm. 2695 02:16:24,780 --> 02:16:32,780 Another set of buttons, just like those on a VCR, enables you to go to the start or the end. 2696 02:16:32,780 --> 02:16:39,780 Any time you double click on a field in design mode, it brings up a menu that allows you to change any aspect of the appearance or content of that field. 2697 02:16:39,780 --> 02:16:46,780 Approach is $400 from Approach Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 2698 02:16:46,780 --> 02:17:01,780 It was just that last bit there. 2699 02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:16,780 Maybe we can do a bit of that. Listen to this. Because if you put that music to him and slow him down, it does fucking go a little bit strange. 2700 02:17:16,780 --> 02:17:18,780 a little bit strange. 2701 02:17:18,780 --> 02:17:30,780 *Sigh* 2702 02:17:30,780 --> 02:17:32,780 *Sigh* 2703 02:17:32,780 --> 02:17:34,780 *Sigh* 2704 02:17:34,780 --> 02:17:36,780 *Sigh* 2705 02:17:36,780 --> 02:17:38,780 *Sigh* 2706 02:17:38,780 --> 02:17:40,780 *Sigh* 2707 02:17:40,780 --> 02:17:42,780 Thanks for the tip 2708 02:17:42,780 --> 02:17:57,780 *Sounds of the wind* 2709 02:17:57,780 --> 02:17:59,780 Thanks for the tip. 2710 02:17:59,780 --> 02:18:04,780 "Schindler's Gloved Fist" thank you very much. The Peace Pigeon thank you very much! 2711 02:18:04,780 --> 02:18:08,780 Look at this lad here. 2712 02:18:08,780 --> 02:18:20,780 *Sounds of the wind* 2713 02:18:20,780 --> 02:18:23,780 Hey. *Cough* 2714 02:18:23,780 --> 02:18:27,780 Talk about fuckin' after dark screensavers that would have been a real- 2715 02:18:27,780 --> 02:18:30,780 That's up there for me as a real fuckin' screensaver. 2716 02:18:30,780 --> 02:18:32,780 You don't wanna see- 2717 02:18:32,780 --> 02:18:34,780 Peace Pigeon thank you very much! 2718 02:18:34,780 --> 02:18:36,780 An incredible- 2719 02:18:36,780 --> 02:18:40,780 An incredible tip from the annals of history and time. 2720 02:18:40,780 --> 02:18:43,780 Brought to you by the Peace Pigeon. 2721 02:18:43,780 --> 02:18:45,780 Thank you very much. I hope you're getting on well. 2722 02:18:45,780 --> 02:18:49,780 It's nightmare fuel somebody says in the chat there. 2723 02:18:49,780 --> 02:18:51,780 Wellity well how are ya? 2724 02:18:51,780 --> 02:18:53,780 Nightmare fuel indeed. 2725 02:18:53,780 --> 02:18:56,780 I get rid of that fuckin' thing there. 2726 02:18:56,780 --> 02:19:00,780 Redwood City California for the Computer Chronicle- 2727 02:19:00,780 --> 02:19:03,780 Listen, listen, turn the volume up on your fuckin' speakers now. 2728 02:19:03,780 --> 02:19:04,780 You wanna hear this- 2729 02:19:04,780 --> 02:19:05,780 *Cough* 2730 02:19:05,780 --> 02:19:06,780 *Cough* 2731 02:19:06,780 --> 02:19:07,780 3 2732 02:19:07,780 --> 02:19:08,780 2 2733 02:19:08,780 --> 02:19:09,780 1 2734 02:19:09,780 --> 02:19:10,780 1 2735 02:19:10,780 --> 02:19:11,780 2 2736 02:19:11,780 --> 02:19:11,780 1 2737 02:19:11,780 --> 02:19:12,780 2 2738 02:19:12,780 --> 02:19:12,780 2 2739 02:19:12,780 --> 02:19:13,780 2 2740 02:19:13,780 --> 02:19:14,780 2 2741 02:19:14,780 --> 02:19:14,780 2 2742 02:19:14,780 --> 02:19:15,780 2 2743 02:19:15,780 --> 02:19:16,780 3 2744 02:19:16,780 --> 02:19:17,780 3 2745 02:19:17,780 --> 02:19:18,780 2 2746 02:19:18,780 --> 02:19:19,780 3 2747 02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:19,780 3 2748 02:19:19,780 --> 02:19:20,780 3 2749 02:19:20,780 --> 02:19:21,780 3 2750 02:19:21,780 --> 02:19:22,780 3 2751 02:19:22,780 --> 02:19:23,780 3 2752 02:19:23,780 --> 02:19:24,780 3 2753 02:19:24,780 --> 02:19:25,780 3 2754 02:19:25,780 --> 02:19:26,780 4 2755 02:19:26,780 --> 02:19:27,780 4 2756 02:19:27,780 --> 02:19:28,780 4 2757 02:19:28,780 --> 02:19:29,780 4 2758 02:19:29,780 --> 02:19:30,780 4 2759 02:19:30,780 --> 02:19:31,780 4 2760 02:19:31,780 --> 02:19:32,780 4 2761 02:19:32,780 --> 02:19:33,780 4 2762 02:19:33,780 --> 02:19:34,780 5 2763 02:19:34,780 --> 02:19:35,780 5 2764 02:19:35,780 --> 02:19:36,780 5 2765 02:19:36,780 --> 02:19:37,780 5 2766 02:19:37,780 --> 02:19:38,780 5 2767 02:19:38,780 --> 02:19:39,780 5 2768 02:19:39,780 --> 02:19:40,780 5 2769 02:19:40,780 --> 02:19:41,780 5 2770 02:19:41,780 --> 02:19:42,780 6 2771 02:19:42,780 --> 02:19:43,780 6 2772 02:19:43,780 --> 02:19:44,780 6 2773 02:19:44,780 --> 02:19:45,780 7 2774 02:19:45,780 --> 02:19:46,780 7 2775 02:19:46,780 --> 02:19:47,780 7 2776 02:19:47,780 --> 02:19:48,780 8 2777 02:19:48,780 --> 02:19:49,780 9 2778 02:19:49,780 --> 02:19:50,780 9 2779 02:19:50,780 --> 02:19:51,780 9 2780 02:19:51,780 --> 02:19:52,780 10 2781 02:19:52,780 --> 02:19:53,780 10 2782 02:19:53,780 --> 02:19:54,780 11 2783 02:19:54,780 --> 02:19:55,780 11 2784 02:19:55,780 --> 02:19:56,780 12 2785 02:19:56,780 --> 02:19:57,780 12 2786 02:19:57,780 --> 02:19:58,780 12 2787 02:19:58,780 --> 02:19:59,780 13 2788 02:19:59,780 --> 02:20:00,780 13 2789 02:20:00,780 --> 02:20:01,780 13 2790 02:20:01,780 --> 02:20:02,780 14 2791 02:20:02,780 --> 02:20:02,780 14 2792 02:20:02,780 --> 02:20:03,780 15 2793 02:20:03,780 --> 02:20:04,780 14 2794 02:20:04,780 --> 02:20:05,780 15 2795 02:20:05,780 --> 02:20:05,780 15 2796 02:20:05,780 --> 02:20:06,780 15 2797 02:20:06,780 --> 02:20:06,780 15 2798 02:20:06,780 --> 02:20:07,780 15 2799 02:20:07,780 --> 02:20:07,780 15 2800 02:20:07,780 --> 02:20:08,780 15 2801 02:20:08,780 --> 02:20:09,780 15 2802 02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:09,780 15 2803 02:20:09,780 --> 02:20:10,780 15 2804 02:20:10,780 --> 02:20:10,780 15 2805 02:20:10,780 --> 02:20:11,780 15 2806 02:20:11,780 --> 02:20:11,780 15 2807 02:20:11,780 --> 02:20:12,780 15 2808 02:20:12,780 --> 02:20:13,780 16 2809 02:20:13,780 --> 02:20:14,780 16 2810 02:20:14,780 --> 02:20:15,780 16 2811 02:20:15,780 --> 02:20:16,780 16 2812 02:20:16,780 --> 02:20:17,780 16 2813 02:20:17,780 --> 02:20:18,780 16 2814 02:20:18,780 --> 02:20:19,780 16 2815 02:20:19,780 --> 02:20:20,780 16 2816 02:20:20,780 --> 02:20:21,780 17 2817 02:20:21,780 --> 02:20:22,780 17 2818 02:20:22,780 --> 02:20:23,780 17 2819 02:20:23,780 --> 02:20:24,780 17 2820 02:20:24,780 --> 02:20:25,780 17 2821 02:20:25,780 --> 02:20:26,780 18 2822 02:20:26,780 --> 02:20:27,780 18 2823 02:20:27,780 --> 02:20:28,780 18 2824 02:20:28,780 --> 02:20:29,780 18 2825 02:20:29,780 --> 02:20:30,780 18 2826 02:20:30,780 --> 02:20:31,780 19 2827 02:20:31,780 --> 02:20:32,780 19 2828 02:20:32,780 --> 02:20:35,060 never will happen to me, Paul. 2829 02:20:36,280 --> 02:20:37,720 Let's just see here. 2830 02:20:40,060 --> 02:20:41,280 I've done it again. 2831 02:20:41,280 --> 02:20:43,040 The same goes for PC databases. 2832 02:20:43,560 --> 02:20:45,280 Now, if you have... 2833 02:20:45,280 --> 02:20:53,480 This is just not going to be fucking good 2834 02:20:53,480 --> 02:20:57,280 for the amount of time I've taken to try and... 2835 02:20:57,280 --> 02:20:58,760 Get this fucking thing. 2836 02:20:58,760 --> 02:21:08,760 Is it even there? I don't even have it. 2837 02:21:10,520 --> 02:21:12,840 And now there's sexbots in the chat. 2838 02:21:15,220 --> 02:21:19,780 Webcamschat.com hotgirls and boys video chat. 2839 02:21:19,780 --> 02:21:22,500 There's help from a Windows database called Approach. 2840 02:21:22,860 --> 02:21:25,160 This database allows you to manipulate files 2841 02:21:25,160 --> 02:21:27,780 created by the two top PC databases, 2842 02:21:28,260 --> 02:21:30,720 Dbase and Paradox, as well as... 2843 02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:33,780 Golden Nuggets takeaway. Thank you very much. 2844 02:21:34,740 --> 02:21:37,300 What the hell now is this? Where is this? 2845 02:21:37,440 --> 02:21:38,140 Oh, yeah, a big break. 2846 02:21:38,220 --> 02:21:38,700 We got it. 2847 02:21:42,040 --> 02:21:43,620 Thanks for sticking with us here, Guy. 2848 02:21:43,660 --> 02:21:44,640 I'm sorry about this. 2849 02:21:45,320 --> 02:21:46,300 Let's just get this going. 2850 02:21:46,820 --> 02:21:47,700 We can get this going. 2851 02:21:47,700 --> 02:21:51,780 Everything shall be okay. 2852 02:21:51,780 --> 02:21:58,100 Data in an Oracle database. 2853 02:21:58,760 --> 02:22:00,200 Use graphics to jazz up. 2854 02:22:01,280 --> 02:22:03,680 Approach makes it easy to switch from form design 2855 02:22:03,680 --> 02:22:04,980 to form testing back. 2856 02:22:05,560 --> 02:22:07,460 Here, form design isn't a separate program. 2857 02:22:07,600 --> 02:22:07,780 It's just... 2858 02:22:07,780 --> 02:22:09,780 It's only a game, so... 2859 02:22:10,340 --> 02:22:10,620 I'm... 2860 02:22:10,620 --> 02:22:32,040 I'm going to be snookering you tonight. I'm playing for my aim, so you better believe I'm right. I'm going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight. I could spend days gazing across the bay. 2861 02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:51,380 Computer Chronicles is $400 from Approach Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. Yeah, Schindler. You've been doing a bit of snookering, Schindler, have you? 2862 02:22:53,460 --> 02:23:03,100 We're in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. We're in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 2863 02:23:03,640 --> 02:23:08,340 Software in Redwood City, California. For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 2864 02:23:09,060 --> 02:23:12,120 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. I'm Janelle Stelson. 2865 02:23:12,980 --> 02:23:14,980 Janelle Stelson's after you. 2866 02:23:17,460 --> 02:23:18,740 Computer Chronicles has been made possible. 2867 02:23:19,380 --> 02:23:26,160 Antonio Prola says he was snookering, Schindler was snookering with his custom cyber glove. 2868 02:23:26,520 --> 02:23:29,780 Tobes, thank you very much. Search Net Cafe Voyeurism Online. 2869 02:23:31,120 --> 02:23:38,760 Sounds like a fucking Winnebago stream, if ever there was. Search Net Cafe Voyeurism Online. It's Shafé at his finest. 2870 02:23:39,080 --> 02:23:42,680 I'm going to be snookering you tonight, you say, Tobes. I hope you're not. 2871 02:23:43,060 --> 02:23:46,040 Thanks for the tip, though. And Mary, thank you very much as well. 2872 02:23:46,040 --> 02:23:52,940 It's too late. It sounds too good. 2873 02:23:55,900 --> 02:24:00,020 Spy! 2874 02:24:00,020 --> 02:24:01,560 Don't copy that floppy. 2875 02:24:03,840 --> 02:24:14,000 Videocassette copies of this program are available. Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details on products demonstrated, plus background information on program topics. 2876 02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:22,700 To order a videocassette or a subscription to the newsletter, call 1-800-366-9484 or write computer chronicles. 2877 02:24:22,700 --> 02:24:29,700 Please specify program subject for tapes. All orders include a free software program for auditing software use. 2878 02:24:32,700 --> 02:24:34,200 I thought it was going to build up. 2879 02:24:34,200 --> 02:24:34,200 I thought it was going to build up. 2880 02:24:34,200 --> 02:25:04,180 Thank you. 2881 02:25:04,180 --> 02:25:34,160 Thank you. 2882 02:25:34,160 --> 02:25:35,060 Backend logic. 2883 02:25:35,660 --> 02:25:36,500 Fucking hell. 2884 02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:39,660 I think the fucking chair. 2885 02:25:40,840 --> 02:25:42,760 The bit of the chair might come off. 2886 02:25:43,420 --> 02:25:44,740 I need to find out where that's gone. 2887 02:25:47,980 --> 02:25:49,280 Look, I'm a bit. 2888 02:25:49,380 --> 02:25:49,780 Whoa. 2889 02:25:50,020 --> 02:25:50,980 It has come off. 2890 02:25:51,380 --> 02:25:54,620 I don't really know whether or not I can watch Netcafé. 2891 02:25:54,940 --> 02:25:58,380 Because it's half one like. 2892 02:26:00,120 --> 02:26:02,220 You know, time for bed and all that kind of crack. 2893 02:26:05,260 --> 02:26:08,680 Would people be arse watching this if we watched it? 2894 02:26:13,660 --> 02:26:14,660 We'll watch it tomorrow. 2895 02:26:14,820 --> 02:26:15,700 We'll watch it another day. 2896 02:26:17,100 --> 02:26:17,700 No, no. 2897 02:26:17,780 --> 02:26:18,180 Another day. 2898 02:26:18,240 --> 02:26:18,640 Another day. 2899 02:26:18,760 --> 02:26:19,180 Another day. 2900 02:26:20,540 --> 02:26:20,980 Alright. 2901 02:26:21,060 --> 02:26:21,800 People are saying, yeah. 2902 02:26:21,900 --> 02:26:22,280 Fuck it. 2903 02:26:23,580 --> 02:26:24,740 It could take hours. 2904 02:26:24,880 --> 02:26:25,080 Yeah. 2905 02:26:25,980 --> 02:26:29,600 The thing is, I like to spend hours looking at this fucking shit. 2906 02:26:30,440 --> 02:26:33,620 I said, tonight I'll get on at half ten. 2907 02:26:34,040 --> 02:26:36,120 I was like, oh, I don't want to go on. 2908 02:26:37,340 --> 02:26:37,920 What's this? 2909 02:26:38,980 --> 02:26:40,020 Rejection comments. 2910 02:26:40,240 --> 02:26:41,400 Manager approval done. 2911 02:26:41,520 --> 02:26:42,280 Approval order. 2912 02:26:42,420 --> 02:26:43,460 Look at this rubbish. 2913 02:26:45,380 --> 02:26:46,760 I'm not sure whether. 2914 02:26:46,860 --> 02:26:48,660 I like to spend ages looking at this stuff. 2915 02:26:48,860 --> 02:26:51,280 So if I did do this and started at half one. 2916 02:26:51,680 --> 02:26:54,040 It could be fucking half two or half three. 2917 02:26:54,960 --> 02:26:56,060 It could be like three. 2918 02:26:56,260 --> 02:26:57,660 And then the energy will go. 2919 02:26:57,780 --> 02:26:58,720 And I'm not giving you. 2920 02:26:59,080 --> 02:27:00,680 I'm not giving you the full. 2921 02:27:02,280 --> 02:27:03,700 Energy stream, you know. 2922 02:27:08,960 --> 02:27:10,200 And then we've got another. 2923 02:27:10,380 --> 02:27:10,620 We've got. 2924 02:27:10,740 --> 02:27:12,100 If Netcafé is class. 2925 02:27:12,320 --> 02:27:13,440 We've got another one. 2926 02:27:14,020 --> 02:27:15,120 We've got another one. 2927 02:27:15,120 --> 02:27:23,380 We've got another good stream to watch in upcoming. 2928 02:27:24,200 --> 02:27:24,940 I won't wait. 2929 02:27:25,020 --> 02:27:26,820 I won't wait until Sunday to do it. 2930 02:27:26,860 --> 02:27:27,660 I'll do it midweek. 2931 02:27:31,180 --> 02:27:32,220 I'll do it midweek. 2932 02:27:32,340 --> 02:27:34,080 Either tomorrow or I'll do it Tuesday or Wednesday. 2933 02:27:38,160 --> 02:27:38,600 Yeah. 2934 02:27:38,820 --> 02:27:39,140 All right. 2935 02:27:40,080 --> 02:27:40,660 Sounds okay. 2936 02:27:41,920 --> 02:27:42,600 It sounds okay. 2937 02:27:42,600 --> 02:27:47,960 Into the West. 2938 02:27:48,040 --> 02:27:49,400 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2939 02:27:50,440 --> 02:27:55,080 What's left to say over the unbelievable, unbelievable stuff altogether. 2940 02:27:55,340 --> 02:27:56,860 It was a crazy night. 2941 02:27:56,980 --> 02:27:57,600 I laughed. 2942 02:27:57,860 --> 02:27:58,460 I cried. 2943 02:27:59,040 --> 02:27:59,900 I died. 2944 02:28:00,340 --> 02:28:01,640 And I cried again. 2945 02:28:02,180 --> 02:28:03,460 And Keith Harris and Orville. 2946 02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:05,160 All that stuff. 2947 02:28:05,580 --> 02:28:06,500 Windows 98. 2948 02:28:06,500 --> 02:28:07,700 Incredible software. 2949 02:28:08,240 --> 02:28:11,080 Where did the other fucking window go there that I had? 2950 02:28:11,340 --> 02:28:11,600 Oh, yeah. 2951 02:28:12,460 --> 02:28:14,800 And we might just end on. 2952 02:28:16,460 --> 02:28:16,940 On. 2953 02:28:17,320 --> 02:28:18,640 Let's see there now. 2954 02:28:19,640 --> 02:28:21,500 Just after dark screensavers. 2955 02:28:21,740 --> 02:28:24,620 Good stuff that we didn't get to get around to see in there. 2956 02:28:25,160 --> 02:28:26,100 We can turn that off. 2957 02:28:26,180 --> 02:28:28,500 These these adverts are absolute fucking rubbish. 2958 02:28:30,540 --> 02:28:31,860 Unless is it a Zelda game? 2959 02:28:31,940 --> 02:28:32,340 Could be cool. 2960 02:28:34,140 --> 02:28:34,540 Valorant. 2961 02:28:34,660 --> 02:28:36,120 Never even been arsed playing it. 2962 02:28:36,180 --> 02:28:39,420 It's another one of those team based shooter jobs. 2963 02:28:40,060 --> 02:28:42,540 Where you're in a clan and you fucking do some stuff. 2964 02:28:43,180 --> 02:28:44,200 Rubbish stuff altogether. 2965 02:28:44,200 --> 02:28:46,580 And that's it for tonight, folks. 2966 02:28:46,860 --> 02:28:49,220 I have been Francesco Hig... 2967 02:28:49,220 --> 02:28:49,480 Hig... 2968 02:28:49,480 --> 02:28:51,560 Higginaris the third. 2969 02:28:52,340 --> 02:28:53,740 You have been amazing. 2970 02:28:54,120 --> 02:28:58,060 This is a screensaver application my dad told me to uninstall. 2971 02:28:59,360 --> 02:29:00,520 And I want to say... 2972 02:29:00,520 --> 02:29:00,920 Good night. 2973 02:29:01,420 --> 02:29:02,340 Oh, fucking hell. 2974 02:29:02,580 --> 02:29:04,020 Good night and God bless. 2975 02:29:04,540 --> 02:29:05,280 Take it easy. 2976 02:29:05,660 --> 02:29:07,440 And remember, it's only a game show, folks. 2977 02:29:08,540 --> 02:29:09,700 It's only a game show. 2978 02:29:09,700 --> 02:29:15,100 See you later. 2979 02:29:15,100 --> 02:29:23,320 I'm going to be snookering you, snookering you tonight. 2980 02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:48,720 To say it's a frame-up 2981 02:29:48,720 --> 02:29:51,020 Wouldn't be fair or right 2982 02:29:51,020 --> 02:29:54,980 I'm gonna be snookering you tonight 2983 02:29:54,980 --> 02:29:59,480 Resist me in vain 2984 02:29:59,480 --> 02:30:02,080 But victory's in my sight 2985 02:30:02,080 --> 02:30:05,440 I'm gonna be snookering you 2986 02:30:05,440 --> 02:30:07,040 Snookering you tonight 2987 02:30:07,040 --> 02:30:09,000 Love is a game 2988 02:30:09,000 --> 02:30:10,040 Snooker's the same 2989 02:30:10,040 --> 02:30:11,560 So join the queues 2990 02:30:11,560 --> 02:30:14,180 Get a good grip 2991 02:30:14,180 --> 02:30:15,200 Don't let it slip 2992 02:30:15,200 --> 02:30:16,720 And think about the pink 2993 02:30:16,720 --> 02:30:17,680 Don't let it rip 2994 02:30:17,680 --> 02:30:18,720 Go to your head 2995 02:30:18,720 --> 02:30:21,680 It's only a game 2996 02:30:21,680 --> 02:30:23,480 Sorry, you have to see this 2997 02:30:23,480 --> 02:30:27,280 Sorry, the video to the snookering you tonight 2998 02:30:27,280 --> 02:30:28,180 You gotta see it 2999 02:30:28,180 --> 02:30:30,080 Ah, fuck it 3000 02:30:30,080 --> 02:30:30,740 It's got a picture 3001 02:30:30,740 --> 02:30:31,800 I'll show you it the next day 3002 02:30:31,800 --> 02:30:31,980 Anyway 3003 02:30:31,980 --> 02:30:33,420 The image 3004 02:30:33,420 --> 02:30:36,180 Strange slideshow image 3005 02:30:36,180 --> 02:30:37,220 The views for it 3006 02:30:37,220 --> 02:30:40,000 Is one of a snooker referee 3007 02:30:40,000 --> 02:30:41,100 Strangling 3008 02:30:41,100 --> 02:30:42,740 A snooker player 3009 02:30:42,740 --> 02:30:48,320 It's a crazy bit of business 3010 02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:50,140 I'll show you it the next day 3011 02:30:50,140 --> 02:30:57,740 Good luck everyone 3012 02:30:57,740 --> 02:30:59,140 - I'm snookering you tonight.