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Hit the live button, go live, and streaming, and streaming, and now we're live.

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And you're free to do what you want to do within reason.

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You can't exactly go and do exactly what you want to do. Make sure what you're doing is within the parameters of the law. Because you're free to do what you want to do.

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Brilliant. You can hear this loud and clear courtesy ASDF and that's a fantastic scenario to be in. Particularly because I hadn't even asked or required a level check whatsoever when coming into the arena of play. Sorry I heard a village, a resident evil village sound there coming in the headphones and I wasn't sure whether or not it was outside or anything like that because I have these headphones on now.

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I'm not sure whether or not the voices are really coming from the gas. I'm just saying what I just said in a different way I suppose. I hope you're getting out well everyone. I'm coming to you live and untarnished from the front seat of a great little car. It's a cockroach of the car world. It's a Nissan Almeer or a Nissan whatever way you want to skin that Almeer. A lot of people over in the States call it a Nissan. It's a Japanese motor. I don't know what the Japanese call it.

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Interestingly, coincidentally enough, now we're going playing a Japanese game, Resident Evil Village.

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It's the eighth game in the series.

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Canonically speaking, the eighth game, although there were a few other blips, maybe, was it?

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Code Veronica X, does that fit into the series scenario? I'm not sure.

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I played that game a couple of times.

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Not my favorite game. I got stuck on it one time there last year, two years ago.

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Some of you witnessed a kind of a stream meltdown I had whilst playing the game.

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And I was unable to finish it right at the final hurdle, because I hadn't saved enough items in my closet or deposit box,

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or whatever the hell you call that.

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And I didn't have enough ammunition or gunage, Wurzel gunage, to defeat the final boss.

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However, the game in and of itself was not bad.

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And I'm not sure why it wasn't released as canon as I want.

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Maybe because it was originally released on the Dreamcast.

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Did you get me?

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Then it became a PS2 game thereafter, around 2001.

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I remember around the time of 9-11.

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So it's coming up to the 20th anniversary of the release of Code Veronica X as well.

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That's not why we're here today. We're not here to talk about that game.

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We're here to play Resident Evil Village.

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I hope we're getting on well, everybody there.

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Tipperary, Mark, Sean, Mark, again, John, A, SB Dunk, Matt, Friendly, Luke, EOD, KevOK, SB Dunk.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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The Earthenware Vaz, John Murphy remembers that well.

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It was a bad, bad time.

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It was a horrible period in my life.

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I don't want to revisit again.

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There was some good stuff going on.

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There was some rubbish stuff as well there at the end.

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Adrian Armstrong, Bill G.

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How are you?

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Mars City, Desmond Dag, Franco Berry.

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9-11 was a national tragedy, say, Franco Berry.

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It was indeed national and international as well because it was the end of an era, the beginning of a new one,

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and everything that was in between.

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We're going to be reliving that soon enough now in the upcoming retrospective, which is going to be going on over the next month, I'd say.

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Interestingly enough now on a non-9-11istic kind of note, I have returned to this village game purely out of spite for myself and delight at the instant reaction of the fans, people who like the Resident Evil game.

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I'm not only about fans, I don't think I have fans myself.

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I'm not that egotistical.

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But the fans of Resident Evil tuned in and said they want to see more of the game played.

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So without further ado, without wanting to talk shite any longer, let's get into this game again.

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As I recall, we were stuck in a wooden hut surrounded by beasts and bad, bad scum.

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Let me have a look here and see if everything's up and running.

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We've got viewers and great stuff.

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We've got viewers and people chatting away.

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It's great to have you chatting away.

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Mr. Super 640, very much for chatting.

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Can we get the first Metal Gear Solid vid back?

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I don't know where that is.

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But I mean, we'll find it again.

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Maybe they'll be released in tandem with the Metal Gear Solid stream, which has been on the back burner for quite some time now.

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And let's get into this now.

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Slick back with the grease off your lid.

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Scary bit of business.

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Bad Ambrace.

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Not killer.

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Thank you very much for your tippity-wippity-lula, which I came through.

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There it's come through now.

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Anyways, came through in and around the off-season, which is another way of saying it came during when I wasn't streaming.

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But thank you very much.

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Very, very kind of you.

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And here we go.

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It's just one of those kind of days, guys.

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I mean, I've greased it up there with a greasy ponytail.

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But I wanted to...

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But I don't think I've really accentuated the grease enough there.

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Let's just give it one more kind of greasy kind of scenario.

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How's it going, lads?

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Getting scanty tonight.

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Going to Resident Evil in and up to the fuck.

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Be out the weather today, yeah?

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Sunshine and fucking lollipops, is it?

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Good luck.

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Captain Sack, thank you very much for that.

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And Tim Reedy, crack out the spinning poker chip featuring Goosemate clip, if you have it.

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Look, we'll be plunging the depths.

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Of the archive.

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But the only thing is, I say that to you now as if, like, I will do that.

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But I'll get right into the game and forget about it.

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And another thing is, what that requires, plunging the depths of the archives, requires Sean Kiernan.

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How are you getting on?

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I called you Sean.

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As if all the hair had been shaved off your body and head.

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Who knows?

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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But I say that to you, Tim, really, like I'm going to plunge the depths of the archive.

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But that would require opening windows and looking through files and stuff like that.

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It's easy enough done, I suppose.

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But I mean, when you're in the thick of the action.

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You're in the heart of the matter.

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You've got the beasts at the door pounding down the wooden door.

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You've got a fucking chest of drawers trying to block them from coming in.

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Every which way but loose.

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They're coming in the side hatch.

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They're coming in the roof tiles.

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They're coming up the toilet jacks.

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Basement jacks are playing in the background.

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It'll be very hard to find those clips.

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But I will endeavor at some stage or other to try and get that.

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Thank you very much anyway for your tip anyway.

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And continued support.

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I hope you're doing well.

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Tony B, thank you very much for your tip.

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Tony bloody blundetto.

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Thank you very much.

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Congrats on your shiny silver button.

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You say, oh yeah.

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There's no silver button lads.

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No sexism in here.

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This one tonight lads.

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There's no silver button apparently.

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You don't get that.

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Unless you liaise with YouTube or something.

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Or they get to the island.

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But I want to say a big thank you to everyone who subscribed or watched the channels.

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Pushed it over that.

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As I said, let's just keep the streams going.

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Let's keep the, trying to get some videos out of the pipeline.

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It's not an AGM we're having.

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I want to play the game now.

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But thanks very much anyway.

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I said on the last one, I don't want to be going off.

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I'll talk and I'll go, oh, look at how cool this is.

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I'm, I'm, look at this number that I've got.

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I'm anti-great.

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I'm anti-great.

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I'm, you know, I don't want to be doing that.

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That's not what I'm, that's what I'm here for.

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*Squadal*

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*Punch*

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See the channel man. Fucking hundreds of hundred subscribers. Yeah. Times that by a fucking thousand.

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Catch the drift, yeah. Catch the drift, yeah.

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Good luck.

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*Squadal*

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Flambag and Naimiljil, thank you very much. And, Team Alun- well, Naimiljil.

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*Punch*

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*Squadal*

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We're gonna need a bigger piece.

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*Punch*

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*Punch*

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*Punch*

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Take that!

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*Punch*

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*Punch*

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*Hahaha*

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*Punch*

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Thanks for the tip lads. And, um, Team Alun, thank you very much. And Jamesy as well. I wanna say a big thanks to Jamesy. How could I forget? Sorry I got a bit light headed there. After doing that. If you've ever pretended to shoot a gun and done those things.

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gun and done those uh it it might fucking make your head a little bit dizzy especially when

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you're going live you're going live guys 100k subscribers uh delay thank you very much pin

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headler i'm just gonna maybe i'll keep throwing in the 100k just as some kind of here and there

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do you know uh but then that might look too cocky then you know someone will just clip it and be

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like oh look at it the ego's got to him now he's fucking gone egotistical now with the 100k

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but this is the thing right you could make 100k thank you very much for the tip there delayed and

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pinhead larry and thomas griffith you could make that kind of video where you're all can uh singing

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and dancing and going oh look at me look at the greatness look at the grandeur and then what

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happens then if if they it goes back down again surely you're setting yourself up for a major

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heartache in in the future who knows who bloody hell who the bloody hell knows

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look at this it's resident evil village it's it's a it's a it's a mad bit of business i'm not going

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to say the crazy bit of business because uh again i've become too attached to that it's not even my

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phrase it's the uncles who is still out in afghanistan i don't have any uh i've cut off the uh the

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communication cable he's not going to be getting through and interrupting us with any of his bullshit

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um not tonight anyways katsu curry thank you very much continue load the most recent save data yes and

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then we're into the village we're in like flynn and we're ready to go

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but it's a scary bit of business if if there was to be anything at all it'd be a scary bit of business

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i feel good

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right map journal view objectives and files discovered so we press her journal button oh shit

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what is uh annoying now i've got this control pad uh i've plugged the ps4 control pad into the pc to

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play this game but the trackpad then becomes your mouse so if you accident thank you very much tobeleroyne

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thank you very much

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so if you accidentally touch that trackpad it starts selecting stuff could start fucking imagine it could

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just end the stream if it accidentally hovered over the stop streaming button but anyway that's that's

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neither here nor there it's it's it's definitely not entertaining or dramatic for the viewer to have

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to uh imagine those things or even listen to me talking about them it's just early days yet into the

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stream it's only 10 minutes in if there are any survivors out there come to my come to my work

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to louisa's house near the fields survivors survivors louisa's house near the fields look i'm

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gonna consult the chat here we're gonna confer with the chat what's the story what's going on uh remember

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this now these guys start popping in the window popping their glocks off they're not really they don't

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have guns but they're the undead and uh i want to know how we get around this scenario without getting killed

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it whatever the hell you want to say about that uh because i i got i got my ass handed to me the last time

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top tip says owen galvin kill them all i'd like to be able to do that home but i don't know how i only have like a gun handgun with four handgun gullets in it and then a knife as well

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so the longer we hang around here the harder it gets as well hide under the house set up a bomb if you can't set up a bomb

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i don't think you can set up a bomb i don't think that's probably again another bad faith suggestion from the chat

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doesn't really help me because it's kind of messing with my interpretation of what the hell's going on

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i'm just gonna have to rely upon my own wits here but we could be at our wits end within a very short space of time

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because i don't know how to deal with the influx of these guys arid artifact thank you very much

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hope you're doing have you heard from fontaine lately we haven't heard from him but you better believe that that guy is being kept in an incubation unit

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it 15 miles above the earth's atmosphere yes that's outside the earth's atmosphere he was

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brought along as a kind of pet project scientific research project part of jeff bezos's expedition

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into the great unknown which has already been known by by many men who have and women maybe

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who've gone up and done all that astronautical stuff as well james thank you very much you have

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to keep running around if you're out of ammo you say thank you very try blocking more you say that's

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see this is good help this is not giving me the runaround even though quite literally you have

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told me to run around so we will wait in here so far the waiting's going well the waiting game is

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going really well nothing's happening at all nobody's coming inside the house and i'm just about alive

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turn on no clip what's no clip uh vector man the hedgehog what's that no clip

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bah bah bah bah bah bah bah bah are you on about the audios the audio clipping

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greetings from poland mr master higgins charlie how are you hope you're doing well there out in poland

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uh james thank you very much for the tip there james and uh an arid artifact as well audio is fine great

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stuff no clip fly through walls okay no clip is a chico great stuff great stuff guys i know that i'm up with

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the lingo i know the game stuff never much of a cheater to be honest uh putting in the cheats to certain

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never much of a cheater in a in a first playthrough let's just say that if we're going in a first

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playthrough for a game i want to see it in its glory i don't want to be cheating your way my way through

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it and uh i only ever did that when i would really be stuck in a game old old school playstation psx

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thought i'd use that to block the people from getting in silage thank you very much and the savage rumble

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cock thank you very much for the tip there that's very very kindly i hope you're doing well so i uh i

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believe now that this is where stuff begins to happen when you get outside the house and you do what you

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want to do you leave the house just like any other day in paradise i gotta tell you something i wouldn't

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want to be living around here anytime soon still the place the weather the climate is not to my liking and

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then the place is a kip an absolute total kip can everybody see the monitor the screen as well thanks

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very much for the tip there wet carpet hands is it too dark i can brighten it up if it needs to be

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brightened up i can hear some growling

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little bit dark it's a little bit dark okay let's have a look there and see what we can do for you

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guys look we want to make this a good viewing experience for everyone in the outside world looking in we

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don't want it to be very hard to look at to the point where people want to switch off isn't that it huh

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game capture 2 and then filters and then you add your filters and then those filters are in the color

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correction menu and then you select ok and you turn that again maybe we pump up the gamma there pump up the gamma

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we put the gamma up to point 30. it's a it's a high gamma

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let's see now bit brighter but it's gonna go grainy as a result but look at

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we you do what you can you give what you have you work in the dark you do what you can you give what you have

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the rest who the is the madness of art

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and now i can hear some growlage thanks for the sorcia thank you very much sorcia nb thank you very much for the

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tip and shine there look at this guy here one in the head another in the face

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another in the head and it's and a fourth in the head and he's still rocking out like a rockstar

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what a fucking idiot and another one in the chops it's juicy

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it's tremendous it's a an exploded headshot what an absolute amazing piece of pudding there oh we've

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got another guy we're moving at pace out of this fucking place and there's a shotty on the table let's

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get that nice okay we can work with this stick a couple of slugs into this bad boy and let's take it for

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a spin thanks very much there dark and shrine and and i hope you're getting on well nice to see you

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streaming games you say look at this nice to see this guy whoa crew oh yeah it's not nice not nice

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when they get you that's his head gone but he's coming he's back again he's back again i've got no

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i've got no stuff left as you can see it's a riveting yeah there's no end to them there's no end to them

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so we're gonna work we've been killed

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and that's it folks you are dead there we go thanks very much for the tuning in to the stream we'll see

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you later on we're dead that's the end of the game the end of stream no more resident evil that's the

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new you pay the money 70 quid and once you're dead you're dead it's as real as it gets you ask for

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realism here it is i'll see you later guys and god bless

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i'm only missing good luck right let's have a look now bit of permadeath is it even it's not it really

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is it we're going back into this uh stuff again tom i want to say a big big spinny spinchester united to a guy

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who goes by the name of tom maybe we can do this inside the car actually

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half a fish and hot judge thank you very much that this one

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tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom tom

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thought it's spin around and say your name five or six times

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what a headache now james thank you very much for the for the uh for the uh tip there keep jogging

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around as they give him the old sonyo so i'll tell you that you don't mean literally here now

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you mean in the game so i guess maybe that's the case what i was trying to do there is fight the horde

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and what you need to do is avoid the horde that are after you and run rlf run like f

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um thank you very much there hot judge says big congrats on the 100k

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let's just keep it lit let's keep it going and not rest on the laurel and hardys okay

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map journal you don't need to look at that now the map slash journal this radio says get out to the fields

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i've gone and changed the name as well from francis higgins to top knot higginaries

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and i fixed that by deed poll send off for it on friday in anticipation of being able to do it

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the top knot and uh got the email there got the the certificate the qr code that i bring around with me now

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and people scan that and my name comes up it's top knot higginaries it's a great world that we live in

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that you can just change your name and i actually just not only the name but i identify as the ball

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of hair on top of the head now known as top knot and uh it's it's it's just that's the way it is now

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the only reason that's happening now is because if the hair was getting in the way of the goggles

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when i was doing the streams and i wanted to add a little bit of grease to an already greasy scenario which

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which is this it's like a top knot hey don't wear it out it's like a cobra's head on top of my skull

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it's nearly too awesome some people can't handle it so they massacred into the jealousy with snobbery

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right so we move this lovely piece of furniture out the way there i've only got five four fingers

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sorry i've lost a thumb or i might have lost a the baby finger and i've got a thumb and uh three fingers

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yeah i had to look there just to count getting confusing i'm always used to saying you've got

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five fingers in your hands but it's just four fingers and a thumb of course still learning the basics guys

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sometimes it takes a lifetime to master these things you know tim reedy thank you very much and podge keaton

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and james uh selling any firecrackers this year says tim uh i'm 12 country from newry this year and me and

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the boys want to make some custom popcorn if you know what i mean i'll take black cats and a few rockets too if

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you have them i wonder what the story was with fireworks last year with the plowing was cancelled

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is the plowing going ahead now actually it's next month really it should be due shouldn't it if the if

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the uh hurling was on the other day and there's crowds and all that then surely the plowing could be on is it

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that could be a that could really be a firecracker central

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it's cancelled okay

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i mean a lot of people are saying oh the ga is special treatment and uh i mean it it does have more fans

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than anything like you know so it's kind of

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uh i mean it's that you can't have uh gigs and all that kind of stuff but i mean just uh you can't

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really fucking say oh it's they're they're preferring the sports over arts and all that i mean

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the the arts won't fucking pack out a stadium you know and and then be on tv and be able to be played

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behind closed doors and then give people kind of uh morsels of hope in an otherwise terrifying and

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and bleak landscape that is the the post post pandemic world

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that said it's still abolishite but we won't get into that because the reason

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the big reason i would uh be playing video games in the first place is to avoid and get out of that

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hell trap of a debate look at this stab the flower bag create a flower splurge

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escape down the ladder

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here we go

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okay so we're getting some stuff we're getting somewhere now with some rusted scrap apparently

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there's a fucking crafting mechanic you have to use i'm gonna just pause here for a moment it's getting

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kind of uh it's getting it's getting like madness watching oled could you move around streamlabs and

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it doesn't permanently burned into my tv all right would that happen i would imagine that yeah we will

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move that sorry about that uh thank you very much they're dishing out mass and then that as well then

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i'm hovering just above the screen now so we'll have to move me as well there we go that's great stuff

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thanks very much that i hope your tvs are getting on well as well you've got some fancy tvs you're

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watching on this are you watching this on the fancy tv lads is it harvey norman is it 50 50 inch plasma is it

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screen burn is it did uh it's funny actually that's the first time anyone's ever said that to me and now

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imagine there's people out there with class tellies and they've just got my fucking link at the bottom

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for the rest of the their viewing days to be watching the match or something it just and people

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have been doing even though they think wow francis higgins production quality has gone through the roof man

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why what was he what was he doing i didn't see you stream yeah he was streaming he's streaming now man

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all day look that's that's itv man you're watching million pound drop yeah it's million pound drop it must be

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francis who's streaming it now he's fucking savage look at these herbs that have gone dry okay lads what's the

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story now where do i go from here do i just run away from them or what's the crack mayo for slim

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shefady thank you very much and tom and brooklyn lukey it's a subliminal night ahead of us we haven't

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even got out of the house yet thank you very much for the tips there dishing out mass and brooklyn lukey

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it's a crazy it's see it's a scary bit of business rehydrate the herbs someone saying stay alive

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we don't have any water in our arsenal to rehydrate i didn't know you had to water plants in this

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okay just run the thing is i tried running before it didn't work did it didn't work out lads didn't work out

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and now i'm out of sorts for fuck sake fuck yes you gotta love when a big massive barrel of explosive materials goes off in a zombie's face at pace the way the way mama used to make it

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get it get it into this now in a big massive way not there though i don't want to get into that that's trouble

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let's stay on course and on track just another two weeks guys we need to hold firm okay news just came

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through before you'll be happy to hear on stream there just before i got on the news is that everything's

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going to be back to normal tomorrow this is just hot off the press don't quote me on this but do believe

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everything i tell you well when i say that everything is going to be normal again tomorrow

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uh that came through the pipeline the hot wire uh someone hot wired a car and told me that news

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where am i going there's a big massive man down this uh this side hatch here i don't want to go down there

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mr toad thanks very much for the tip and ronan as well any suggestions for the dinner francis yeah

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uh the spuds cabbage and uh fish or or beef uh thanks very much mr toad

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tandem felix as a massive message and a lovely tip how are you viper if you need a break from the

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intensity of the game please watch and enjoy the famous graham mcdowell video which has been re-uploaded

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to youtube after nearly two year absence search who is g mac cold beer thanks very much for that news but i

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said there to uh tim reedy mr felix that um i really want to make progress in this game at the moment

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even if it means i have to stop intermittently every few minutes it's a painful watch i'm not gonna lie it's

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a painful watch but it is what it is and here we are and many other platitudes of emptiness which have become

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de rig nowadays james thank you very much for the tip who says keep circling around you're doing well

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i don't know about that the things are about to go tits up in a minute when i run into this big baluba

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hoobie thank you very much for the tip uh tom that's for a haircut also can you call out my mate dave

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garrett i'm after him yeah yeah dave garrett tom's after you so we'll go a bit intense here yeah garrett

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fucking tom's after you man um and brooklyn lukey who says the hair is looking sleek thanks very much for

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that brooklyn lukey it's it's just it was done for the stream anguish panda speed running through the

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village game gets better after this scripted part great stuff look we'll keep on course we're on track

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here just hold firm another two weeks or another two sleeps not even two sleeps guys as i just want to

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tell everybody who's just tuned in there everything's going back to normal tomorrow guys the news came

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through before i started the stream i can't believe it the reason i did the stream is because the news came

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through at pace as of 9 a.m tomorrow nightclubs are open and bands can play in the shops

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it's going to be like mardi grass over in the states when you go into a shop tomorrow it's going to be

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fucking doing all sorts it's going to be like you should be getting the shopping there'll be bands playing

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there's going to be a dance tent there's going to be drugs tent for people who dabbled and then there'll be people

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from the st john's app that's helping helping you there's going to be dj otsey remember him

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fucking amazing act of quality and caliber he's going to be playing tomorrow at super value in castle

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bar he's going to be down the butchers from two to three and he's going to move at pace to balan robe

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where he intends to do a five hour audio visual meat feast set at the butchers they're not the super value

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butchers you need to make that clear as well that's going to be at the actual uh victualer and butcher

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can't the name escapes me now but he's there anyway dj otsey who pioneered some amazing euro dance back in

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19 2001 with the smash hit hey baby which went hey hey baby i wanna know if you'll be my girl let's hear a party

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damn hey i'd play the track if only you'd get copyrighted sorry about that uh it wasn't even

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his song that was an old song that he took and then danced up donkey kong fred thank you very much leg bend

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key and t dodo and anguish pand i hope you're doing well uh steven donnelly thanks very much as well for

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your tip and your viewership and all the work you've been doing out there in the big bad wild of uh of ireland just

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going around promoting health doing health stuff being a government minister getting the job done

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keeping us on track getting everybody injected and inoculated and uh it's beautiful it's just been

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a great ride all together and tomorrow it all ends at 9 a.m everybody's going to be going mad

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it's i'm not going to sleep in anticipation there's going to be a ceremonial mask burning in ballandine

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uh which is just near the border of galway and what we're going to do is everybody's going to bring

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their masks down to the center of town we're going to throw them into a big pit then i am going to be

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there special guest appearance for myself i'm going to throw a flaming ball of rags into the pit of

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fucking uh of masks and it's going to go up like an absolute tinder cake so uh please actually you

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will need to pack a gas mask so i mean it's a bit of a bit of a fucking let down that you you're burning

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in the symbolic way the masks that you've brought along but you will have to pack a good good gas

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mask they cost upwards of 95 euro but anyway bring it along anyway not to sour the mood or anything

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but i don't want anybody dying of any kind of bronchion infection afterwards i mean this is an unlicensed

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get together shindig so far i haven't organized it with the townsfolk i haven't even told it i don't even

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know anyone in ballandine i stop there occasionally if i'm going to galway for a supermax or other burgers

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are available all together that's it um i want to tell you something about ballandine great town

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and that's that anyway thanks very much for the tips there pete briquette i hope you're getting

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on well thunder horse james uh peach for crest sorry just one one last thing pete briquette says thoughts

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on the latest spider-man trailer i am not into the spider-men the latest bunch of spider-men which have

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graced the screen why because half the movie is a cgi it's it's it's like you're playing a video game

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anyway there's no point in it i want to see actual why don't they really really if hollywood and and all

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those american movies are so well thanks very much silver pixie i hope you're getting them if they really

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are any cop why don't they get an acrobat who's class that's swinging on ropes around the city

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build one with the money they make build one instead of just piecemealing us off with a load of shite

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that anyone could make on after effects anyway rubbish absolute rubbish um what was the thing i seen on

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netflix there a few weeks ago that there was a spider-man film right and it said spider-man's vacation i

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thought this is going to be class spider-man package holiday where's he going my yawker where's he is he

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off to the south of spade is he after the algarve it's going to be crazy crazy nights santa ponza none of

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that there's none of that whatsoever and i was fast forwarding he was going nowhere man he's going

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nowhere and there was no one swinging around on beaches getting a suntan or anything like that it was

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terrible stuff basically it was made for for for people who just don't really know good stuff that's what

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i think but anyway all the best with it and if you're into spider-man

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more powerful spider-man spider-man as only a way a spider can remember that

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right we're back in it we're back in this look at this it's the man out of harry potter uh robert carlyle

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nor a fucking what the the scottish man who plays he looks like a fucking big grandad or a gandalf

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i hagrid is it i've never watched any of that harry potter stuff couldn't be arse with it

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in i watch i tried lord lord of the rings i said tried i watched them all again another film just full of

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computer generated imagery some good bits some interesting camera angles and everything but

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ultimately a load of old fantasy world stuff that's fantasy world stuff i'm not having a go with anyone

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who's into that kind of stuff maybe it's sound or whatever all that kind of crap but i mean just the whole

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stuff was rubbish i liked the big trees that were knocking around the talking trees

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now where is the uh medipack is there a medipack i don't have any medicine do i oh i do

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you can craft it how can i take it or

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now it's in the inventory we went through this the last day i just need to go through it again now

407
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:28,560
where am i going like where do i run away to exactly is there is there an end to this piece do i need to

408
00:39:28,560 --> 00:39:34,960
go in a certain direction i'm just gonna wait now i'm gonna pause now and i won't unpause it until i

409
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:41,120
know exactly what's going on do i go in a certain direction here do i just keep going in a in a do i keep

410
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,120
going in any direction

411
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:51,280
owen mcintyre thank you very much rhetoric to the smothering thank you very much

412
00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:03,760
just keep running around just survive another two minutes so i don't fight the the big buck with the sledgehammer

413
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:13,200
i've the brightness up on my monitor enough or do i let me see if i can

414
00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:18,080
people were telling me there to turn that up to the maximum

415
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:24,560
uh oh we'll turn we'll really crank it up now

416
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:33,280
no it's cranked up to me i don't think it's cranked up to you what i mean

417
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:35,040
whoa

418
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:45,600
well this is okay if they go by those by that barrel there what i'll do is see this watch this

419
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:52,720
yes and that's another day in paradise someone's shot an arrow at me here

420
00:40:53,360 --> 00:41:00,400
someone's shooting a bow and arrow oh getting sliced getting absolutely sliced out of it oh god

421
00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:12,480
is that the end of me now or horseback horse mounted

422
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,160
horse mounted lads

423
00:41:24,720 --> 00:41:33,120
and here we have the the guy from robbie coltrane from harry potter harry cracker

424
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:37,680
look at his hairy head

425
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:44,880
he looks like a fella i know from castle bar

426
00:41:53,680 --> 00:42:00,800
wow he's got some leap on him he must have been down the gym doing squats and quadriceptic

427
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:09,440
fucking reps chew back after star wars chew back after a fight rhetoric to the smothering thank you very much

428
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:18,400
look at that he's lost most he's lost the the small finger the baby finger and his last half of the

429
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:20,800
the ring finger i believe

430
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,360
look at that now he's jimmy jimmy two fingers

431
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:31,200
and one thumb and look at this who's that

432
00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:33,040
owl witch

433
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:37,680
an owl witchy woman with skulls on a branch

434
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,280
ah it doesn't look good does it

435
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:47,280
he managed to in fairness to the book with the two fingers and the thumb he managed to patch that up

436
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:50,480
fairly lively and now he's going about his business without complaining

437
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:52,320
i'd be in a right state

438
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:59,920
i'd be just heading to hospital i wouldn't be trying to follow those that shower that left me

439
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:02,240
in that state like so i mean

440
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:08,880
that's what it seems to be telling me to do anyway before we go over there we'll just have a little

441
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:14,720
walk around and pick up any collectible items we might not have got this is a kind of a completest way of

442
00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:21,040
seeing out the the scene a lot of people out there maybe saying what are you at

443
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:27,600
it's a waste of time just get out with the game but uh we've come this far we might as well uh

444
00:43:28,640 --> 00:43:31,200
solidify our place in the annals of time

445
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,960
by collecting as much scavengeable materials and look at that when i was being chased around

446
00:43:38,960 --> 00:43:44,720
earlier on i looked at these plants here and i said do i do i need to do anything here and somebody

447
00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:50,480
said you need to water those plants and um i believe them so it's just

448
00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:53,840
just goes to show you that you shouldn't believe everything you're told

449
00:43:54,800 --> 00:44:00,240
thanks very much there arid artifact i've been out the loop how are connor and tommy doing are we going

450
00:44:00,240 --> 00:44:07,120
to see any bus in any drive time soon um tommy's adamant now the busing is going to be back soon enough

451
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:16,400
because his uh ban is over soon enough but uh whether or not we're gonna the next time we see tom will be on

452
00:44:16,400 --> 00:44:23,840
the bus or wherever the hell it is that guy is liable to crop up anywhere sure he was rock cashel and then

453
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:28,240
five nights later he was in cabal four nights later he was in cabal so i'm not sure

454
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:34,240
he got a bad lazio yeah he got a bad i don't know if you've seen any of the uh accidents but there

455
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:42,800
were a few of them and then an inquiry an inquest and uh yeah they threw the book at him but he picked

456
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,440
the book up tore the pages out threw it out the fucking window and said lads you have no more book

457
00:44:47,440 --> 00:44:56,160
and now he's back on the road it's a great great uh situation for him and uh we're really happy to

458
00:44:56,160 --> 00:45:04,800
have him back soon enough if he does come back and look at this and in death we give glory uh hello

459
00:45:06,320 --> 00:45:12,400
you shouldn't be out here it's not safe what the hell hey can you hear me

460
00:45:14,320 --> 00:45:21,280
it's you the child's father child hey wait do you mean rose is she here

461
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:29,760
rose rose your rhetoric will smother you if you're not careful great danger since mother miranda brought

462
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:36,640
her to the village i love women i'm mad about women i've been married three times i'm infatuated with

463
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:46,240
women the castle bell heralds danger you hammered your mother you hammered your mother wait you

464
00:45:46,240 --> 00:45:54,320
hammered your mother whose mother miranda you hammered your mother for us all they're coming again all

465
00:45:54,320 --> 00:46:02,960
right all right so thanks anyway see you later thanks see you we'll see you later on good luck see

466
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:10,480
you later make sure you put a hat on it's cold and that that was a very corny cheesy bit of scenery there

467
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:19,200
um one which i'm not fond of but look at this for a fondant situation pictures of mother mary and child

468
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:28,160
we've got a fire of flames very ritualistic looking very holyistic very christianic and it's set up in

469
00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:40,480
its nature its composition one of decrepit derangement we have almost satanic ritualistic markings on the

470
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:47,200
ground inside the house and then we picked up something we don't even know we've picked up pictures on

471
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:53,360
the porch candles inside the gaff cushions torn much like the cushion in the last house must have been a

472
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:59,840
mass made good which was sold at the local shop because every house has one open this drawer here

473
00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,240
easy to pick lock it says doesn't even give us an option then to pick the lock

474
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:16,320
very very telling stuff and now we have some lyrics to a fabled poem or something oh great lichens

475
00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:24,880
the fabled monster wolves of old you are a liar may they come to eat our flesh hello line four good

476
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:32,560
evening may they come to tears apart greatly enhanced his reputation and then we'll leave it there it says

477
00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:39,840
open the journal if you want to read it again i'm not arsed we'll move on at pace as usual out of the gaff

478
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:53,440
quick look around the porch nothing to be doing nothing to be picked up waste of time complete wot or what for

479
00:47:53,440 --> 00:47:59,280
short praise biden number one thank you very much for the tip thoughts on village so far i'm liking it

480
00:47:59,280 --> 00:48:04,480
as president biden number one to the point where i don't really want to tell everyone i like it because

481
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:11,760
i don't really like it enough but i like it so far and a bit cheesy bit corny still don't really know if

482
00:48:11,760 --> 00:48:17,120
it's uh my cup of tea it's meant to be like resident evil 7 last game was good because it was a departure

483
00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:20,640
from everything and it broke the mold and all this this is more or less the same sort of vibe

484
00:48:22,720 --> 00:48:29,520
i probably would rather a third person perspective a la resident evil 4 but um

485
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:35,280
maybe that's the series of resident evil is just one where they'll have to keep on

486
00:48:36,240 --> 00:48:42,080
reimagining i mean you gotta have hats off to the resident evil guys man they've reimagined and come

487
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:48,800
back they've built back stronger much like we will build back stronger after these post-covid times

488
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:54,240
when uh everything opens up at 9am tomorrow i don't know if you've just tuned in you didn't get the message

489
00:48:54,240 --> 00:49:00,400
you haven't seen the news everything guys is going back to normal at 9am we've got a ceremonial mask

490
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:07,680
burning in ballandine tomorrow please pack a proper fucking smoke mask gas mask for that if you're gonna

491
00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:13,920
come along and it's in the center of town at 9am and we're gonna head out to a fucking nearby field

492
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:19,600
and set those babies alight the masks that is not literally babies that would be something that you

493
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:24,800
probably you wouldn't even get in this game if i'm to be honest because they're not that bad and if

494
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:29,680
they were there would be outrage but the first person perspective getting back to the review of this so

495
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:37,040
far is that yeah there's little goats in little shrines with a nodding head that's nice but where's the meat

496
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:47,360
you know where's the where's where's the the je ne sais quoi we offer these goats warding to protect

497
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:54,720
the peep village and its people pattox mep here any who break them shall feel mother miranda's wrath

498
00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:03,280
you hammered your mother uh thank you very much there for the tip definitely not abe thank you very much

499
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:09,840
and tobes thank you very much and resident cremal thank you very much you mentioned how tommy was but

500
00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:16,720
how is connor williams you say i'm not sure about that guy but he is alive i heard that he was just making a lot of

501
00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:27,120
business deals um regarding masks haha i just did what they told me not to do and it feels great um

502
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:33,120
he did a lot of business deals importing and exporting masks he was doing a lot more important i tell you

503
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:41,120
that than he was exporting um at the height of the pandemic and he was getting them in from china at a cut

504
00:50:41,120 --> 00:50:48,320
price because as you remember there was a lot of uh gougers at the time pharmacies selling the masks for

505
00:50:48,320 --> 00:51:00,240
like 50 quid for 15 masks how do we get into this yoke we can't get in but that's the way he's doing it

506
00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:06,240
he's making his that's the way he's making his living fair play to him but uh he does intend on making a

507
00:51:06,240 --> 00:51:13,680
comeback soon but the it's whether the medium of the driving suits him or if it's something else we

508
00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:21,680
don't know yet i mean there was rumors abounding that there could actually be a next chapter of his

509
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:30,720
video saga before he makes a comeback but that would be foolish and folly to tease on a stream like this

510
00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:36,880
all i will say is that there are i think that's not it's definitely uh it's definitely in the pipeline

511
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:42,640
whether or not he's uh on the stream before that we don't know now we've got a situation inside a gaff

512
00:51:42,640 --> 00:51:49,040
here where it's it's scary stuff we've got a maiden crest guys we've got a maiden crest patsy thank you

513
00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:56,240
very much patsy tracy uh and thank you very much chris red pitch thank you very much uh tobes

514
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:05,600
and everybody out there owen mcintyre thank you very much but uh we've got a map as well that's great

515
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:12,160
we take that what's it doesn't stay in your journal does it

516
00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:21,200
should disaster fall upon the village seek out the crests one is in the care of the church

517
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:24,560
the other is at lou louise's gaff

518
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:32,880
so louise's gaff there and we see louise's gaff is marked by a a red circle on the right hand side

519
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:38,240
and a picture of a crazy skull face and then that's where we are now we're at the church so we follow

520
00:52:38,240 --> 00:52:40,400
that pathway down to louise's gaff

521
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:52,960
but um it's not about connor now it's not about tommy it's not about any other person other than

522
00:52:53,440 --> 00:53:01,360
resident evil francis top knot higginaris with you live and unparalleled until i don't know when we need

523
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:10,160
a crankshaft for that and then we'll head out down to the uh louise's gaff there there's a pathway we follow

524
00:53:10,160 --> 00:53:16,160
the path to louise's gaff and there's something inside that house that we need to collect

525
00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:27,120
if there's anybody out there who's watching this who knows what to do and wants to become some kind of

526
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:36,000
mystic uh sherpa of the stream then be my guest because i don't mind the backseat gaming as much in

527
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,840
a title like this where i i don't fully really

528
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:47,280
want to play through if i really loved it i wouldn't be playing it on a stream first time

529
00:53:49,920 --> 00:53:56,960
but i it's one of those where i could eventually develop a liking for it it's like a bit like some

530
00:53:56,960 --> 00:54:01,360
of the other games i played on stream where i was thinking i'm just gonna play it and take the piss out

531
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:06,320
of it you know i'm better than this game sort of vibe and then i actually start to like it

532
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:14,480
so i'm hoping that happens with this put the maiden crest in there and look now we need to turn it around

533
00:54:14,480 --> 00:54:21,680
and level up that sword with the sword in the thing oh right

534
00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:27,600
right and then we need to go and find a beast's face

535
00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:36,000
uh tip hardman thank you very much uh car hardman thank you very much we fought we beat the water and

536
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:44,240
will out of each other but by god it's not done cashel town the ga field one man stands one man falls thank

537
00:54:44,240 --> 00:54:51,280
you very much for that tip hardman and i saw tommy had a lovely time in cashel there cashel blue

538
00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:56,800
didn't actually have any cashel blue i don't think he's that fond of it and i didn't even know where to

539
00:54:56,800 --> 00:55:03,520
get it it keeps on showing me a family photo when i go to the gate it's no use to me in a situation where

540
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:09,280
i need a key maybe it keeps on showing you that to remind you there's a family there there's some love

541
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:15,280
but uh kind of soured by the fact that the wife did try to kill me in the previous game and probably

542
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:21,840
still the wife's dead now actually the wife's dead thanks very much will gabbit for the tip and patsy

543
00:55:21,840 --> 00:55:26,720
tracy who says spoiler alert hitler dies at the end that's amazing stuff i never actually knew hitler

544
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:34,960
was in this game i didn't think it had a world war ii theme or a strand going through it um let me see

545
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,760
as your mystic sauce thank you very much bante or vante i don't know how you pronounce that thank you

546
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:47,520
very much i recommend you dose up on a lot of ayahuasca for ah again it's another bad faith uh

547
00:55:48,480 --> 00:55:55,440
fucking tip ceremony site is it the ceremony site bring up the map

548
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:01,120
where's the map now look treasure

549
00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:15,040
all right ah here we go so we were at the church come out the church and is this louise's house

550
00:56:16,160 --> 00:56:22,480
we don't know mechanical door

551
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:33,280
uh brooklyn if you can just be a little bit more descriptive there as to where the hell that is

552
00:56:33,280 --> 00:56:36,000
you say leave the church and go out the field i don't know where that is

553
00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:44,960
south exit from the church okay south exit from the church so we go back into the church and go south out

554
00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:50,880
there is this are we talking there is this how do you mark the map can you mark it

555
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:59,760
thanks for the tip thanks very much there's sharper james and dry and will gabbit thank you very much

556
00:57:03,280 --> 00:57:04,400
yeah you got you got

557
00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:08,780
No need for that now

558
00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:09,360
Someone said

559
00:57:09,360 --> 00:57:12,100
When I said is that the place there

560
00:57:12,100 --> 00:57:14,920
On the map and then Daniel Donaghan

561
00:57:14,920 --> 00:57:17,020
In the chat says yeah you bollocks

562
00:57:17,020 --> 00:57:18,660
Yeah well Daniel

563
00:57:18,660 --> 00:57:20,780
Have a taste of your own medicine

564
00:57:20,780 --> 00:57:21,360
There man

565
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:24,820
You're in the nowhere zone now

566
00:57:24,820 --> 00:57:26,140
Good luck

567
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:28,680
Mendo fizzy sips

568
00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:30,200
Thank you very much

569
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:32,460
And Mark formerly sweetbeats thank you very much

570
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,460
And horses under starlight

571
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:36,280
I hope you're getting on well lads

572
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:37,020
Is this the church

573
00:57:37,020 --> 00:57:41,080
Can't even get in the phone

574
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:47,820
Right is that

575
00:57:47,820 --> 00:57:50,880
Oh my god

576
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:54,200
This is Donaghan now

577
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:55,800
He's fucking really put the

578
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,400
He's really knocked the wind

579
00:57:58,400 --> 00:57:59,280
Out of my sails

580
00:57:59,280 --> 00:58:01,480
Do this triangle

581
00:58:01,480 --> 00:58:02,400
How'd you bring up the map

582
00:58:02,400 --> 00:58:03,360
I reload the gun

583
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:05,380
Press the select button

584
00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:05,640
Okay

585
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,680
Fucking Donaghaned

586
00:58:08,680 --> 00:58:11,620
Absolutely Donaghaned out of it man

587
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:15,560
What was it Daniel Donaghan

588
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:16,780
Was this our Dean Donaghan

589
00:58:16,780 --> 00:58:18,600
Fucking Double D

590
00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,780
Darkwind fucking duck

591
00:58:20,780 --> 00:58:23,120
When you're in trouble

592
00:58:23,120 --> 00:58:24,240
Call DW

593
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,220
When you're in trouble you

594
00:58:27,220 --> 00:58:28,060
Call DW

595
00:58:28,060 --> 00:58:28,680
Yeah trouble you

596
00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:29,660
Right okay

597
00:58:29,660 --> 00:58:31,860
Stronghold the mill

598
00:58:31,860 --> 00:58:33,120
Let's have a look here

599
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:36,180
There's the entrance

600
00:58:36,180 --> 00:58:39,620
Steven how are you getting on

601
00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:41,280
Says only on now viper

602
00:58:41,280 --> 00:58:42,080
Did you cut the hair

603
00:58:42,080 --> 00:58:42,960
I didn't

604
00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:45,260
It's a greasy bit of business

605
00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,160
Number two Frank McCourt

606
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:52,340
It's a greasy bit of business

607
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:54,480
Known as the top knot

608
00:58:54,480 --> 00:58:56,080
Higanari special

609
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:59,360
Made by Francis O'Higgins

610
00:58:59,360 --> 00:59:00,260
Of Chile

611
00:59:00,260 --> 00:59:02,020
And Cuba

612
00:59:02,020 --> 00:59:04,760
O'Higgins was a general

613
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:05,640
I think over there

614
00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:06,660
And he did a bit of business

615
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:08,480
And there's a town called O'Higgins

616
00:59:08,480 --> 00:59:11,320
There's a bit of trivia for you there

617
00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:12,200
But it's true

618
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:21,960
Smooth shot is just after calling me a bollocks now

619
00:59:21,960 --> 00:59:24,500
Smooth shot 99 says ha ha ha

620
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,300
Ya bollocks

621
00:59:25,300 --> 00:59:27,060
Time for you to beat

622
00:59:27,060 --> 00:59:28,220
Bite the bullet

623
00:59:28,220 --> 00:59:31,020
Time for you to bite the bollocks now smooth shot

624
00:59:31,020 --> 00:59:35,440
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

625
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:37,920
I have actually gone mad

626
00:59:37,920 --> 00:59:39,000
With the power button there

627
00:59:39,000 --> 00:59:43,860
Alright so I got the piece of stuff there

628
00:59:43,860 --> 00:59:45,840
And now we move at pace

629
00:59:45,840 --> 00:59:50,640
Out the gate

630
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:51,320
Down the south

631
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:52,380
Here we go

632
00:59:52,380 --> 00:59:53,800
Out the south way

633
00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:55,120
Oh I'm still on

634
00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:56,180
Sorry the car is still on

635
00:59:56,180 --> 00:59:56,940
Sorry about that

636
00:59:56,940 --> 01:00:00,240
Now we're going out the south way

637
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,540
Now this is exactly

638
01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:03,080
Exactly

639
01:00:03,080 --> 01:00:06,520
What was asked of me in the first place

640
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:10,180
Through the house

641
01:00:10,180 --> 01:00:11,560
Rusted scrap

642
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:14,500
Nice bit of flour as well

643
01:00:14,500 --> 01:00:18,000
Stick a bit of that flour in the bag

644
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,460
Bring it home later

645
01:00:19,460 --> 01:00:20,840
Bake cake lad

646
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:25,280
Go and take the flour home to your mammy

647
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:32,080
What's the point of that?

648
01:00:32,780 --> 01:00:33,440
And then this

649
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,460
There's no point in doing this

650
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:34,680
Is there?

651
01:00:36,100 --> 01:00:37,940
Unless I was being attacked or something

652
01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:43,500
Jab the knife into the

653
01:00:43,500 --> 01:00:44,120
Into the

654
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:45,780
The slats

655
01:00:45,780 --> 01:00:51,660
So I'm now in the fields

656
01:00:51,660 --> 01:00:54,220
I've got a mine

657
01:00:54,220 --> 01:00:55,000
A landmine

658
01:00:55,000 --> 01:01:04,420
Princess Lady Diana never made it this far

659
01:01:04,420 --> 01:01:09,600
In her quest to rid the world of landmines

660
01:01:09,600 --> 01:01:15,280
But then again we're not

661
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:16,440
I don't think this is Africa

662
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:18,280
Although one of the games was set in Africa

663
01:01:18,280 --> 01:01:20,780
Resident Evil 5 or Resident Evil 6

664
01:01:20,780 --> 01:01:25,480
That was one of those post-Resi 4 games that

665
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:26,600
Wasn't as good

666
01:01:26,600 --> 01:01:36,980
And now we have a scarecrow

667
01:01:36,980 --> 01:01:40,280
Which is the same scarecrow on the title menu of the game

668
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:42,640
And we've got some of these

669
01:01:42,640 --> 01:01:45,780
Voodooistic tusks and talismen

670
01:01:45,780 --> 01:01:48,760
A few more scarecrow

671
01:01:48,760 --> 01:01:50,680
Not as good as the original

672
01:01:50,680 --> 01:01:53,020
Big pile of hay and a bale

673
01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:55,140
More rushes and reeds

674
01:01:55,140 --> 01:01:59,200
And now there's a bastard running after me

675
01:01:59,200 --> 01:01:59,840
I can hear him

676
01:01:59,840 --> 01:02:01,360
I can feel his presence

677
01:02:01,360 --> 01:02:03,560
And that's a crazy bit of business there

678
01:02:03,560 --> 01:02:04,940
We'll get the fucker off us

679
01:02:04,940 --> 01:02:05,700
I don't know how you get

680
01:02:05,700 --> 01:02:06,160
How you

681
01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,160
How you shake them off here

682
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:09,880
Taylor Swift style

683
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:15,720
Now we're gonna have to

684
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:18,080
Dembelly our way into the belly of the beast

685
01:02:18,080 --> 01:02:21,120
Come on

686
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,420
Oh!

687
01:02:22,840 --> 01:02:23,860
She's not

688
01:02:23,860 --> 01:02:25,100
She's a normal human

689
01:02:25,100 --> 01:02:27,260
Hey, what are you doing here?

690
01:02:32,140 --> 01:02:33,180
Stay back

691
01:02:33,180 --> 01:02:33,820
Please

692
01:02:33,820 --> 01:02:35,420
Don't hurt us

693
01:02:35,420 --> 01:02:35,900
Whoa

694
01:02:35,900 --> 01:02:37,120
It's okay

695
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:38,720
I'm not gonna hurt you

696
01:02:38,720 --> 01:02:41,200
I'm just glad to see normal people at last

697
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:42,480
Have you seen any other survivors?

698
01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,320
Normal people is it?

699
01:02:43,660 --> 01:02:45,040
Sally Rooney job, yeah?

700
01:02:45,660 --> 01:02:47,040
They're all in Louise's house

701
01:02:47,040 --> 01:02:48,280
Louise is it?

702
01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,800
He's not answering and the gate is locked

703
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:50,880
Quiet girl

704
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,940
He's an outsider

705
01:02:52,940 --> 01:02:56,580
Oh

706
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,940
You're an outsider

707
01:02:59,940 --> 01:03:01,140
Shit, we're sitting ducks in here

708
01:03:01,140 --> 01:03:02,160
Can you all may walk?

709
01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:04,020
You're an outsider

710
01:03:04,020 --> 01:03:06,320
One of the monsters cut him

711
01:03:06,320 --> 01:03:07,820
He's lost a lot of blood

712
01:03:07,820 --> 01:03:09,620
We have to get into Louise's house

713
01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,200
Shh, quiet

714
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:11,040
Touch her home

715
01:03:11,040 --> 01:03:13,060
Must be a way inside

716
01:03:13,060 --> 01:03:14,440
Stay here

717
01:03:14,440 --> 01:03:15,600
Be quiet

718
01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:17,860
Don't move until I get those gates open

719
01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,620
Sorry there now

720
01:03:20,620 --> 01:03:22,900
I'm trying to fucking put a light on here

721
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:25,980
Because I noticed I was disappearing off the screen

722
01:03:25,980 --> 01:03:28,540
I need to find a USB port

723
01:03:28,540 --> 01:03:30,600
To be able to put the fucking thing in

724
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,080
Sophistics, thank you very much

725
01:03:32,080 --> 01:03:32,820
Poddy Bob

726
01:03:32,820 --> 01:03:33,820
Thanks for the tip

727
01:03:33,820 --> 01:03:35,060
You say this game is shite

728
01:03:35,060 --> 01:03:37,260
That doesn't help Poddy Bob with me

729
01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:41,540
And you know when I see negative opinions like that

730
01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:42,520
That just doesn't help

731
01:03:42,520 --> 01:03:46,160
But I'm willing to put that to bed

732
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:52,660
Simply because you're prolific in your ability to create outstanding audio business

733
01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:55,480
And you've supported the stream since time immemorial

734
01:03:55,480 --> 01:03:58,220
So I don't really get affected by that

735
01:03:58,220 --> 01:03:58,500
Let's do something quick

736
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:02,040
The cheese only intensifies crazy bitter lichens you see

737
01:04:02,040 --> 01:04:03,340
I don't know what that means

738
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:04,220
If we don't hurry

739
01:04:04,220 --> 01:04:04,640
I'll let you

740
01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:06,500
Chris Redpitch, thanks very much

741
01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:08,460
Sophistics, thanks very much

742
01:04:08,460 --> 01:04:10,280
Aaron Flood, how are ya?

743
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,420
Sorry, I'm trying to put this light on here

744
01:04:13,420 --> 01:04:14,420
We get this light going

745
01:04:14,420 --> 01:04:14,800
Yes

746
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:16,700
Now

747
01:04:16,700 --> 01:04:18,540
The light is on

748
01:04:18,540 --> 01:04:20,380
Now we can fuck

749
01:04:20,380 --> 01:04:24,000
Now you can see me

750
01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:27,280
I was disappearing off the bloody screen before no one said anything

751
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:30,080
Anaconda G, thanks very much

752
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:31,280
Slugger, thanks very much

753
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:34,940
Anaconda G, is he in the heezy with the four tweezy

754
01:04:34,940 --> 01:04:36,220
Let's just say that

755
01:04:36,220 --> 01:04:37,160
Okay

756
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:43,300
Howie Francis, when you were playing Resident Evil in late 2019

757
01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:46,960
Cold Veronica, me and my partner just had a baby

758
01:04:46,960 --> 01:04:48,180
This is Aaron Flood now

759
01:04:48,180 --> 01:04:49,660
Aaron Flood, how are ya?

760
01:04:49,660 --> 01:04:50,860
You just had a baby

761
01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:52,660
Who was premature

762
01:04:52,660 --> 01:04:54,440
We come home at night from the hospital

763
01:04:54,440 --> 01:04:55,880
And your streams gave us much

764
01:04:55,880 --> 01:04:57,180
A much needed laugh

765
01:04:57,180 --> 01:04:58,700
Good to see you're back streaming

766
01:04:58,700 --> 01:05:00,900
Well, I wanna tell you something

767
01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:04,480
That is a real turnip for the books

768
01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:06,900
Because I was having a bad time

769
01:05:06,900 --> 01:05:09,520
Not in, like you

770
01:05:09,520 --> 01:05:11,160
But I was having a bad time playing the game

771
01:05:11,160 --> 01:05:12,360
Because I couldn't complete it

772
01:05:12,360 --> 01:05:13,400
Do you know?

773
01:05:13,780 --> 01:05:17,920
And I remember staying up until 2am doing a stream

774
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:20,300
And I was just getting ratty and annoyed

775
01:05:20,300 --> 01:05:21,980
And that's just the way it was

776
01:05:21,980 --> 01:05:24,380
And yeah, look

777
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:26,980
There was a few moments

778
01:05:26,980 --> 01:05:28,020
There was a few moments

779
01:05:28,020 --> 01:05:30,420
Let's just say there was a few moments

780
01:05:30,420 --> 01:05:33,680
There was a few moments where I couldn't see the fucking light at the end of the tunnel

781
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:34,900
And in the end I gave up

782
01:05:34,900 --> 01:05:36,620
So there's a lesson in that

783
01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:38,860
If there is no light at the end of the tunnel

784
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:39,380
Just give up

785
01:05:39,380 --> 01:05:42,980
Not in an ultimate sense, obviously

786
01:05:42,980 --> 01:05:47,540
Maybe don't give up to the fucking maximum

787
01:05:47,540 --> 01:05:48,960
You know, give up but still

788
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,560
Keep it going

789
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:52,040
Keep the fucking wheels on the track

790
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:53,180
Because there's nothing out there

791
01:05:53,180 --> 01:05:54,220
There's nothing else otherwise

792
01:05:54,220 --> 01:05:56,220
Thanks for the tip there

793
01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,240
You are a lycan and beluga whale

794
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,340
Did you see?

795
01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:01,500
The Russians have trained beluga whales

796
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,700
And there was a Russian spy ship

797
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:05,420
Off the fucking coast

798
01:06:05,420 --> 01:06:09,320
Of Donegal or Mayo there last week

799
01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:10,080
Thanks for the tip

800
01:06:10,080 --> 01:06:12,800
Because that's where the high speed internet cables are based

801
01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:15,180
I believe they go into Kalala Bay through that

802
01:06:15,180 --> 01:06:17,840
And there's a corridor there that goes then

803
01:06:17,840 --> 01:06:20,100
On through Mayo or something

804
01:06:20,100 --> 01:06:22,580
And the, uh, the Rooshkis

805
01:06:22,580 --> 01:06:24,940
And now I know what you're saying

806
01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:25,580
Now you're thinking

807
01:06:25,580 --> 01:06:27,480
Yeah, sure, you fucking have, uh

808
01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,700
You're fond of the ruble yourself

809
01:06:29,700 --> 01:06:30,960
So, I mean, I can't trust you

810
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,340
But what are they at?

811
01:06:32,420 --> 01:06:33,360
They're spying, are they?

812
01:06:33,680 --> 01:06:34,660
I believe they're spying

813
01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:35,500
But not only that

814
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:37,520
They had a ship that has a hangar in it

815
01:06:37,520 --> 01:06:41,080
That has a pen full of beluga whales

816
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:44,380
That they've trained to just go and fucking cause shit

817
01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:46,880
Like, they've got beluga whales and just going

818
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:47,840
Go on, lads

819
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:49,920
Go and cause a bit of a shtink down there

820
01:06:49,920 --> 01:06:53,300
And they fuck around and mess around and stuff like that

821
01:06:53,300 --> 01:06:55,580
It's madness, isn't it?

822
01:06:55,580 --> 01:06:57,260
It's like Command and Conquer Riddler 2

823
01:06:57,260 --> 01:07:01,760
I'm going to do another game which might be worth having a little look at in the future

824
01:07:01,760 --> 01:07:04,420
Even though I'd say there'd be a lot of people going

825
01:07:04,420 --> 01:07:05,280
This is shit

826
01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,900
This is, like, why is it?

827
01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,040
It looks like old graphics

828
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:08,920
It's not even fun

829
01:07:08,920 --> 01:07:11,620
Look, it is what you make it

830
01:07:11,620 --> 01:07:13,380
You know, life is what you make it

831
01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:15,480
And the game, the games are what you make it

832
01:07:15,480 --> 01:07:16,620
In my opinion

833
01:07:16,620 --> 01:07:19,200
Cause you could be playing absolute tosh

834
01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:23,760
But, uh, if you really enjoy it and try and find a bit of fun in it

835
01:07:23,760 --> 01:07:24,560
You can find a bit of fun

836
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,920
Although, saying that, I'd say if you play Cooler World

837
01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:30,180
I played some of those games on, uh, the SNES emulator

838
01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:31,900
They were terrible

839
01:07:31,900 --> 01:07:34,520
Just had to give up straight away, you know

840
01:07:34,520 --> 01:07:36,520
There was one that was Gladiators

841
01:07:36,520 --> 01:07:40,320
A video game remake of the American TV show

842
01:07:40,320 --> 01:07:43,100
Oh, it was a cuck

843
01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:44,360
Absolute cuck

844
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:45,860
Jack the Hitman Hart

845
01:07:45,860 --> 01:07:47,360
Paul Meschel, thank you very much

846
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:49,180
Daniel Donegan, I hope you're getting on well

847
01:07:49,180 --> 01:07:50,540
Uh, Richard Kimble

848
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:52,500
Dickie Kimble, how are ya?

849
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:53,480
Mr. Kimble

850
01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:55,840
Um, there was a man in my house

851
01:07:55,840 --> 01:07:57,860
He had a mechanical arm, you say, that's great stuff

852
01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:59,660
Uh, you are a lichen, Blooga Wheel

853
01:07:59,660 --> 01:08:01,540
Garrel of Bass, thank you very much

854
01:08:01,540 --> 01:08:03,580
Happy birthday to the legendary McAllister

855
01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:08,300
Rumor has it, says, uh, has, uh, says, uh, Paul Meschel

856
01:08:08,300 --> 01:08:12,320
Rumor has it, is that Putin is actually a Beluga Whale

857
01:08:12,320 --> 01:08:15,420
Apparently the training worked too well over there

858
01:08:15,420 --> 01:08:17,460
And the whales are secretly in charge

859
01:08:17,460 --> 01:08:20,320
That's a crazy bit of a tidbit of information altogether

860
01:08:20,320 --> 01:08:24,240
I'd be, uh, take, take that with a pinch of salt now and a grain of rice

861
01:08:24,240 --> 01:08:24,680
Ah!

862
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:38,000
Do the Russians have my search history?

863
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:40,460
Maybe if you use it in a Russian browser or something

864
01:08:40,460 --> 01:08:50,300
But, uh, uh, cyber, Russian cyber crime, Russia is meant to be a hotbed or a welcoming place for Russian cyber crime people

865
01:08:50,300 --> 01:08:56,680
That's why the HSE said it was a Russian-based cyber crime group that exposed a weakness in their thing

866
01:08:56,680 --> 01:09:01,900
And, uh, uh, that's why we're getting so many scam calls now

867
01:09:01,900 --> 01:09:10,480
People calling off 083 numbers, which is confusing because 083 was like a legitimate fucking prefix before this whole shenanigans started

868
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:16,740
So I was answering a lot of those calls and then, you know, getting asked about my details, this, that and the other

869
01:09:16,740 --> 01:09:19,840
It's, uh, it's weird, but I mean, what can they do?

870
01:09:20,700 --> 01:09:21,820
But they could probably do a lot

871
01:09:21,820 --> 01:09:25,120
In fact, I'm not going to talk much about it in case they come after me

872
01:09:25,120 --> 01:09:29,040
I wonder what the story is with these guys here in this house

873
01:09:29,040 --> 01:09:32,820
I was too scared to realise what was happening at the time

874
01:09:32,820 --> 01:09:38,100
And also too preoccupied with the lighting on my face not being sufficient

875
01:09:38,100 --> 01:09:41,080
But we will find out, we'll endeavour to find out

876
01:09:41,080 --> 01:09:45,360
Uh, Samsung Galaxy has said hi twice in quick succession

877
01:09:45,360 --> 01:09:47,380
And now a third time and a fourth time

878
01:09:47,380 --> 01:09:50,040
And that is a red flag if ever there was one

879
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:52,140
And that guy, Samsung

880
01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:55,580
You've gone the way of the beluga whale man

881
01:09:55,580 --> 01:09:57,960
Deep sea, downtown

882
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:03,720
And we, and listen, we won't be holding the playpen open for you when you come back either

883
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,740
Um, thanks for the tip

884
01:10:05,740 --> 01:10:08,140
Thank you very much there, Blue Sky for the tip

885
01:10:08,140 --> 01:10:08,980
I hope you're doing well

886
01:10:08,980 --> 01:10:11,240
Glad to know you will have the freedom at 8 o'clock

887
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:12,620
Your sentence has been served

888
01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,920
Blue Sky did not get the memorandum there

889
01:10:14,920 --> 01:10:16,700
It was 9 o'clock, 9am

890
01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:22,800
And we will be having a ceremonial mask burning in the village township of Ballandine

891
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:27,180
Still haven't garnered any permission whatsoever for that

892
01:10:27,180 --> 01:10:28,660
It's going to be a cracker jacker, Lular

893
01:10:28,660 --> 01:10:31,580
Make sure you've got your gas masks with you as well

894
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:33,700
Liam McIntyre, thank you very much

895
01:10:33,700 --> 01:10:34,300
And Hogan

896
01:10:34,300 --> 01:10:36,000
Can you give my son a shout out?

897
01:10:36,040 --> 01:10:36,460
Says Liam

898
01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:38,100
He's suffering with the COVID

899
01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:40,200
And a while, I won't say that

900
01:10:40,200 --> 01:10:41,980
You've wrote that one before

901
01:10:41,980 --> 01:10:44,520
And I tried to fucking skirt over it

902
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,100
So anyway, thanks very much Liam

903
01:10:47,100 --> 01:10:48,580
And thanks for the tip anyway

904
01:10:48,580 --> 01:10:50,560
It was a funny platitude

905
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,440
But not one I'm going to read out

906
01:10:52,440 --> 01:10:54,200
Like some kind of performing chimp

907
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:58,180
Please play Hellmarch RA2 you see

908
01:10:58,180 --> 01:10:59,080
Says the tipster

909
01:10:59,080 --> 01:11:00,680
Thanks very much for the tip, don't know what that is?

910
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,280
Oh yeah, Riddler 2 Hellmarch

911
01:11:02,280 --> 01:11:02,880
We might do

912
01:11:02,880 --> 01:11:04,380
Frank Klepacke

913
01:11:04,380 --> 01:11:05,920
The man who made that

914
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:12,440
Is a pure, whatchamacallit, heavy metal guru

915
01:11:12,440 --> 01:11:17,380
And he has got an extensive range of stuff out there as well

916
01:11:17,380 --> 01:11:19,500
But I mean if we're playing the game, I'll play it

917
01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:21,660
But we're not playing the Hellmarch now

918
01:11:21,660 --> 01:11:24,800
So we'll just continue with the Resident Evil stuff

919
01:11:24,800 --> 01:11:28,820
Bolly, where was that?

920
01:11:28,900 --> 01:11:30,520
Platitude, your hair mate Thomas

921
01:11:30,520 --> 01:11:32,640
Sounds a bit cheeky Thomas

922
01:11:32,640 --> 01:11:33,820
A bit cheeky

923
01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:35,660
Hogan, thanks for it

924
01:11:35,660 --> 01:11:37,260
Garry Labass, happy birthday to my colleague

925
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,900
Just making sure I've got these out of the way

926
01:11:38,900 --> 01:11:40,640
Daniel Donegan says

927
01:11:40,640 --> 01:11:41,640
Thanks for the tip

928
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,720
Francis, it's Daniel's father here

929
01:11:43,720 --> 01:11:45,900
He apologises for his foul mouth

930
01:11:45,900 --> 01:11:47,400
Cheers Dave, that's great stuff

931
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,360
Thanks very much Daniel

932
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:49,360
I accept the apology

933
01:11:49,360 --> 01:11:52,680
And thank you very much for the tip as well

934
01:11:52,680 --> 01:11:56,040
Daniel Donegan's father

935
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:58,520
Let's carry on here and see what's going on

936
01:11:58,520 --> 01:11:58,900
Thanks for the tip

937
01:11:58,900 --> 01:12:00,400
Cam Lytton, I hope you're getting on

938
01:12:00,400 --> 01:12:00,840
Well there

939
01:12:00,840 --> 01:12:02,360
Thanks for the tip

940
01:12:02,360 --> 01:12:03,580
Now this fella here

941
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:04,940
Hasn't seen better days

942
01:12:04,940 --> 01:12:05,940
He's got a machete

943
01:12:05,940 --> 01:12:07,520
Mr. Machete

944
01:12:07,520 --> 01:12:10,320
Down by the side of his knee there

945
01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:13,680
He's got a very round knee

946
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,680
I don't know if you can see that

947
01:12:15,680 --> 01:12:18,860
It's too dark on the screen, hopefully not

948
01:12:18,860 --> 01:12:26,240
Now get out of the back of the house

949
01:12:26,240 --> 01:12:30,120
It'd be great if I could pick off

950
01:12:30,120 --> 01:12:31,740
Some of these scumbags

951
01:12:31,740 --> 01:12:34,380
From around the side of the fence here

952
01:12:34,380 --> 01:12:36,340
but they don't seem to have

953
01:12:36,340 --> 01:12:39,020
cleared off at the time being

954
01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:41,140
anyway. So I've got a torch

955
01:12:41,140 --> 01:12:43,200
on the phone here. Need to take that off.

956
01:12:47,500 --> 01:12:49,080
Knee shaming. I was doing a bit

957
01:12:49,080 --> 01:12:50,060
of knee shaming there.

958
01:12:52,080 --> 01:12:53,020
Thanks for the tip.

959
01:12:53,840 --> 01:12:55,420
Frank Dalgleish.

960
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,100
Thank you very much. Now we've come across

961
01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,340
a lot of these

962
01:12:59,340 --> 01:13:01,160
wells with a crankshaft

963
01:13:01,160 --> 01:13:02,940
pulley mechanism

964
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,720
on it. I've got to tell you

965
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:07,220
that once we get a hold of

966
01:13:07,220 --> 01:13:09,140
that crankshaft, shit's going to

967
01:13:09,140 --> 01:13:11,140
go into overdrive. I'm going to run around the

968
01:13:11,140 --> 01:13:13,100
village just cranking the shaft.

969
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:15,200
Sorry, it sounded a bit wrong. I'm going

970
01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:17,120
to crank. I'm going to put the shaft into

971
01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,300
the slat. There's actually

972
01:13:19,300 --> 01:13:20,160
no way of

973
01:13:20,160 --> 01:13:23,160
being able to

974
01:13:23,160 --> 01:13:25,120
say you're going to go around doing that. I'm going to go and use

975
01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,020
the pulleys around the... I'm going to pull it.

976
01:13:27,020 --> 01:13:28,160
Ah, fuck it.

977
01:13:31,500 --> 01:13:34,560
Gunpowder. Let's get over this wall anyway and into the next place.

978
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:38,380
And then

979
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,600
we enter another gaff.

980
01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:42,780
The door just went a different colour.

981
01:13:42,880 --> 01:13:43,980
It's locked from the other side.

982
01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:48,660
Need to get those two inside.

983
01:13:50,220 --> 01:13:50,780
How do we get those...

984
01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:52,560
Do we have to open this? Is it?

985
01:13:52,560 --> 01:13:54,680
Operate the glass.

986
01:13:56,980 --> 01:13:57,720
So we open that.

987
01:13:57,720 --> 01:13:58,560
Come on, it's clear.

988
01:13:58,700 --> 01:13:59,940
Then we tell them to come along.

989
01:13:59,940 --> 01:14:00,260
Hurry, hurry.

990
01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:03,300
The old fella... The old fella's been on the sauce.

991
01:14:03,460 --> 01:14:04,060
It seems.

992
01:14:05,700 --> 01:14:06,240
Thank you.

993
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:06,560
Thank you.

994
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:06,560
Thank you.

995
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:06,560
Thank you.

996
01:14:06,560 --> 01:14:07,060
Jesus.

997
01:14:07,060 --> 01:14:07,560
You're welcome.

998
01:14:07,560 --> 01:14:08,060
Jesus.

999
01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:08,560
You're welcome.

1000
01:14:08,560 --> 01:14:09,060
You're welcome.

1001
01:14:09,060 --> 01:14:09,560
You're welcome.

1002
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:16,960
Like, there's no one else there helping you. You'd want to be a little bit more thankful and respectful and give someone a little bit more respect the next time they offer you a helping hand.

1003
01:14:16,960 --> 01:14:20,560
He's not used to relying on other people. I'm sorry.

1004
01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:22,060
Yeah, you'd want to be.

1005
01:14:22,060 --> 01:14:24,560
We'll be safe in here. Won't we?

1006
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:25,760
If we're here then out there, that's for sure.

1007
01:14:25,760 --> 01:14:30,560
You're asking me for... I've... I've no thumb or... or baby finger. Oh, I do have a thumb. Sorry.

1008
01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,560
What's going on around here?

1009
01:14:32,560 --> 01:14:36,960
It doesn't make any sense. Mother Miranda has always protected us.

1010
01:14:36,960 --> 01:14:37,960
Nobody's answer.

1011
01:14:41,960 --> 01:14:42,460
Father?

1012
01:14:42,460 --> 01:14:43,460
Oh, my...

1013
01:14:45,460 --> 01:14:46,460
We have to get inside.

1014
01:14:46,460 --> 01:14:48,460
He's gone, man.

1015
01:14:48,460 --> 01:14:48,460
He's gone, man.

1016
01:14:50,460 --> 01:14:52,460
Might as well give up the gauchet.

1017
01:14:52,460 --> 01:14:56,460
He's too weak to be carrying that machete. I'd rather have that machete than the knife I have.

1018
01:14:57,460 --> 01:14:59,460
There's no chance of getting that machete off, you know?

1019
01:15:03,460 --> 01:15:05,460
I didn't need to do that. I wasted that then.

1020
01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:12,460
Right, let's have a little look here and see what we've got to do here.

1021
01:15:12,460 --> 01:15:15,460
We open up this... it's another shrine, is it?

1022
01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:18,460
One of the crests is in there.

1023
01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:19,460
Thanks for the tip.

1024
01:15:19,460 --> 01:15:21,460
Oh, thank you very much there.

1025
01:15:21,460 --> 01:15:22,460
Kowloon boy. Thank you very much.

1026
01:15:22,460 --> 01:15:25,460
How does the pace compare to Shenmue? It's... it's... it's Midland.

1027
01:15:25,460 --> 01:15:31,460
Midland to fair and beginning to... beginning to look a lot like...

1028
01:15:32,460 --> 01:15:33,460
...pacemus.

1029
01:15:34,460 --> 01:15:35,460
Lovely bit of... thanks for the tip.

1030
01:15:35,460 --> 01:15:37,460
Lovely bit of business. Thanks for the tip there.

1031
01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:38,460
I hope you're getting...

1032
01:15:38,460 --> 01:15:43,460
Have you ever considered strapping one of the zombie lads to a cranked clock that would electrocute them?

1033
01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:51,460
I haven't... and when I find the contraption, I'm probably gonna find... head down... straight down to the chimps enclosure.

1034
01:15:52,460 --> 01:15:57,460
Only, Madsen, I... I don't condone the electrocution of animals or any or even humans.

1035
01:15:58,460 --> 01:16:00,460
Who are supposed... we're all animals in a way, aren't we?

1036
01:16:01,460 --> 01:16:05,460
But, uh... a lot of the time we forget that because of our big incredible brains that we have.

1037
01:16:05,460 --> 01:16:08,460
That allow us to think and create lots of mental problems for ourselves.

1038
01:16:09,460 --> 01:16:11,460
Which is why we're in an absolute fucking state of affairs...

1039
01:16:12,460 --> 01:16:13,460
As it stands.

1040
01:16:13,460 --> 01:16:15,460
I mean, you don't see the monkeys down...

1041
01:16:16,460 --> 01:16:19,460
The, like, actual monkeys now, not the band from the 60s.

1042
01:16:19,460 --> 01:16:21,460
You don't see the monkeys down in the zoo...

1043
01:16:21,460 --> 01:16:23,460
Fucking having problems with, uh...

1044
01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:28,460
You know, "Oh, I have to go see a therapist now" or "I'm on the... I'm on the SSRIs" or anything like that.

1045
01:16:28,460 --> 01:16:33,460
Because it's just life, like, you know, just a bit of food, a bit of grub, hanging out a bit of tree, a bit of sleeping,

1046
01:16:33,460 --> 01:16:34,460
pick some fleas off your man.

1047
01:16:34,460 --> 01:16:35,460
Community.

1048
01:16:35,460 --> 01:16:37,460
It's a community-driven kind of vibe.

1049
01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:45,460
But, uh, we like to think of ourselves as better than the animals and the... and the dogs and the monkeys and the birds in the sky and all that.

1050
01:16:46,460 --> 01:16:49,460
But, in reality, we've created... we've got too smart.

1051
01:16:50,460 --> 01:16:54,460
And now we've created lots of stuff that's given us lots of problems.

1052
01:16:55,460 --> 01:16:57,460
Basically, the situation we're in, folks.

1053
01:16:58,460 --> 01:16:59,460
And, uh...

1054
01:17:00,460 --> 01:17:01,460
We're... we're... we're born...

1055
01:17:02,460 --> 01:17:05,460
We don't ask to be born into the world and then we're forced into a system.

1056
01:17:06,460 --> 01:17:07,460
Do you get me?

1057
01:17:07,460 --> 01:17:10,460
We don't ask to be put in that system.

1058
01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:18,460
Because I always remember, even when I was in school as a kid, I used to think, "This is... what's the story? Like, is this... is this normal?

1059
01:17:18,460 --> 01:17:20,460
Is this the way it's always been since the beginning of time?"

1060
01:17:21,460 --> 01:17:22,460
And then you learn it hasn't.

1061
01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:31,460
But I suppose, uh, in order to fucking make sure that there's no one running around in a crazy sort of vibe, killing everyone,

1062
01:17:32,460 --> 01:17:34,460
then you have to have these systems in place, do you?

1063
01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:36,460
I suppose that's why they have those systems in place.

1064
01:17:36,460 --> 01:17:37,460
But then, now we've got...

1065
01:17:37,460 --> 01:17:38,460
Thanks for the children.

1066
01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:41,460
There's still people going around killing people though and doing mass shootings and stuff in America.

1067
01:17:42,460 --> 01:17:44,460
But then we're down... is that down to the video games we're playing?

1068
01:17:44,460 --> 01:17:45,460
I mean, look at this video game!

1069
01:17:45,460 --> 01:17:50,460
I'm running around just stabbing and shooting away and fucking singing as well, you know?

1070
01:17:50,460 --> 01:17:53,460
So it's... it's a strange dichotomy we're in.

1071
01:17:53,460 --> 01:17:57,460
And if you're to think about it too long, you'll... pretty much break your brain.

1072
01:17:58,460 --> 01:17:59,460
Um...

1073
01:17:59,460 --> 01:18:03,460
Thanks very much there, Dahi Shnachta and Stephen Gallagher and Cowlumbe.

1074
01:18:03,460 --> 01:18:04,460
Are you playing the old PC?

1075
01:18:04,460 --> 01:18:05,460
I am.

1076
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:07,460
It's not a keyboard or mouse, uh, Stephen.

1077
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:15,460
I connected the PlayStation 4 controller to the PC and I used a program called Input Mapper.

1078
01:18:16,460 --> 01:18:17,460
Which I downloaded for free.

1079
01:18:17,460 --> 01:18:18,460
It's a free program.

1080
01:18:19,460 --> 01:18:23,460
Uh, that, uh, maps all the buttons to a, uh, Xbox controller style.

1081
01:18:27,460 --> 01:18:30,460
And now Elena's in... into the, uh, mix here trying to get into the house.

1082
01:18:33,460 --> 01:18:34,460
Dodgy.

1083
01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:35,460
Gameboy.

1084
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:36,460
Stay back.

1085
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,460
Computer games.

1086
01:18:38,460 --> 01:18:39,460
For God's sake, Julian, let us in.

1087
01:18:40,460 --> 01:18:42,460
No, they'll smell the blood. You'll endanger us all.

1088
01:18:42,460 --> 01:18:43,460
My father will die out here.

1089
01:18:44,460 --> 01:18:45,460
That's not my problem.

1090
01:18:45,460 --> 01:18:46,460
What's going on?

1091
01:18:46,460 --> 01:18:47,460
You're not a killer.

1092
01:18:47,460 --> 01:18:49,460
I don't want to let a dying man into our home.

1093
01:18:49,460 --> 01:18:50,460
Come now, these people are our friends.

1094
01:18:50,460 --> 01:18:51,460
Don't obsess with me all the time.

1095
01:18:51,460 --> 01:18:52,460
Go on, go inside.

1096
01:18:52,460 --> 01:18:53,460
Go on, go inside.

1097
01:18:53,460 --> 01:18:54,460
Don't obsess...

1098
01:18:54,460 --> 01:18:55,460
Come now. This way.

1099
01:18:56,460 --> 01:18:57,460
Don't you have a life?

1100
01:18:57,460 --> 01:18:58,460
You're no from this village.

1101
01:18:58,460 --> 01:18:59,460
Don't you have a...

1102
01:18:59,460 --> 01:19:01,460
Uh, no.

1103
01:19:01,460 --> 01:19:02,460
I'm Ethan.

1104
01:19:02,460 --> 01:19:03,460
You are a liar.

1105
01:19:03,460 --> 01:19:06,460
Julian, go make yourself useful and check the grounds.

1106
01:19:06,460 --> 01:19:08,460
I said go!

1107
01:19:08,460 --> 01:19:10,460
Hot talks, MEP here.

1108
01:19:12,460 --> 01:19:16,460
Well, if Elena trusts you...

1109
01:19:16,460 --> 01:19:18,460
Then so do I.

1110
01:19:18,460 --> 01:19:20,460
Hot talks, MEP here.

1111
01:19:23,460 --> 01:19:24,460
Hot talks, MEP here.

1112
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:25,460
Wait here.

1113
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,460
I'll check on the others.

1114
01:19:27,460 --> 01:19:28,460
Hello, line four.

1115
01:19:28,460 --> 01:19:29,460
Good evening.

1116
01:19:29,460 --> 01:19:32,460
Right, so we're inside the gaff of pain.

1117
01:19:32,460 --> 01:19:33,460
House of pain.

1118
01:19:33,460 --> 01:19:37,460
And there's a lovely, lovely photo album on the table.

1119
01:19:37,460 --> 01:19:40,460
Let's take a trip down memory lane.

1120
01:19:40,460 --> 01:19:45,460
And we're straight into the business of the book here.

1121
01:19:45,460 --> 01:19:46,460
We turn the pages.

1122
01:19:46,460 --> 01:19:48,460
It says turn the page left and right.

1123
01:19:48,460 --> 01:19:50,460
We're doing that at pace.

1124
01:19:51,460 --> 01:19:52,460
It's fantastic stuff.

1125
01:19:52,460 --> 01:19:57,460
It's all the sights and sounds of the village which we've seen so far.

1126
01:19:57,460 --> 01:19:58,460
And there's a...

1127
01:19:58,460 --> 01:20:01,460
It's of no use to our progress whatsoever.

1128
01:20:01,460 --> 01:20:02,460
Yet another time...

1129
01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,460
Bit of time wasted.

1130
01:20:03,460 --> 01:20:04,460
Louisa.

1131
01:20:04,460 --> 01:20:05,460
They broke in again.

1132
01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:07,460
Got more of the livestock.

1133
01:20:07,460 --> 01:20:08,460
Hello, line four.

1134
01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:09,460
Good evening.

1135
01:20:09,460 --> 01:20:12,460
I don't think we'll be able to make it through winter at this rate.

1136
01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:14,460
That is a total and absolute lie.

1137
01:20:15,460 --> 01:20:17,460
Ernest is still missing, too.

1138
01:20:17,460 --> 01:20:19,460
Number two, Frank McCourt.

1139
01:20:19,460 --> 01:20:21,460
We can't find him anywhere.

1140
01:20:21,460 --> 01:20:23,460
You are a liar.

1141
01:20:23,460 --> 01:20:26,460
Has mother Miranda abandoned us?

1142
01:20:26,460 --> 01:20:28,460
You hammered your mother.

1143
01:20:28,460 --> 01:20:30,460
You hammered your mother.

1144
01:20:30,460 --> 01:20:31,460
Miranda.

1145
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,460
You hammered your mother.

1146
01:20:32,460 --> 01:20:33,460
Miranda.

1147
01:20:34,460 --> 01:20:37,460
How are you getting on there in the chat?

1148
01:20:37,460 --> 01:20:39,460
I hope you're doing well.

1149
01:20:39,460 --> 01:20:40,460
Laryngeito is Pat.

1150
01:20:40,460 --> 01:20:41,460
Irish King.

1151
01:20:41,460 --> 01:20:42,460
Brian Jay.

1152
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:43,460
David Huff.

1153
01:20:43,460 --> 01:20:45,460
Nino the human.

1154
01:20:45,460 --> 01:20:48,460
Would you not give the Dyson a lap or two while you're in here?

1155
01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:49,460
Says Nino.

1156
01:20:49,460 --> 01:20:51,460
I've had luck in the gaff so far.

1157
01:20:52,460 --> 01:20:56,460
I don't think Hoovers are even a part of their agenda or priority.

1158
01:20:56,460 --> 01:21:03,460
I don't even think that the concept of Hooveristic tendencies has even entered their mind or lexicon.

1159
01:21:03,460 --> 01:21:08,460
The place is an absolute shit-kip dive-twister of a house.

1160
01:21:08,460 --> 01:21:11,460
I wouldn't even put a dog or a cat to sleep in there.

1161
01:21:11,460 --> 01:21:18,460
And I mean actually putting it to bed for the night, not putting it down in the way that you'd say putting it to sleep.

1162
01:21:18,460 --> 01:21:21,460
But I wouldn't let the dog sleep in there, so fuck.

1163
01:21:21,460 --> 01:21:30,460
And now we have a typewriter to save our progress, which I didn't think was necessary in a world of auto-save features and whatnot.

1164
01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:34,460
Because the last fucking save I made I didn't even need a typewriter.

1165
01:21:34,460 --> 01:21:35,460
But anyway, it's there anyway.

1166
01:21:35,460 --> 01:21:36,460
Let's just leave it.

1167
01:21:37,460 --> 01:21:40,460
There's a bowl there if you want to put any milk in that.

1168
01:21:40,460 --> 01:21:56,460
And then down the hallway, Charles Dominguez the third hatch and his father/mother's son, Dahi O'Snachta.

1169
01:21:56,460 --> 01:22:00,460
On the chair a lovely hanging basket of Babylon.

1170
01:22:00,460 --> 01:22:08,460
And a nice, nice floral print design which would sit well in anybody's house or hallway.

1171
01:22:08,460 --> 01:22:11,460
A fancy, fancy scenario.

1172
01:22:11,460 --> 01:22:14,460
But then look at the state of the walls.

1173
01:22:14,460 --> 01:22:18,460
They are exposed blocks and not very nice.

1174
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:23,460
They could do with a bit of plastering and a bit of decorating.

1175
01:22:23,460 --> 01:22:24,460
It looks cold.

1176
01:22:24,460 --> 01:22:25,460
It looks damp.

1177
01:22:25,460 --> 01:22:26,460
Doesn't look nice.

1178
01:22:26,460 --> 01:22:27,460
I wouldn't want to live there.

1179
01:22:28,460 --> 01:22:32,460
And now there's an old woman at the end with a black kind of skirt.

1180
01:22:33,460 --> 01:22:36,460
Old Victorian style wear.

1181
01:22:36,460 --> 01:22:43,240
where and now we're in a gas outside you're gonna get us all killed you are

1182
01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:53,380
a lot help Leonardo and Elena doing fine by ourselves please you are is this all

1183
01:22:53,380 --> 01:23:01,900
that's left from your mother you sorry all that's left there is no one left chill

1184
01:23:01,900 --> 01:23:10,840
out will you worthless invalid stupid wailing bitch chill out you drunk cunt sorry

1185
01:23:10,840 --> 01:23:16,120
bloody man and an outsider in here like it's nothing and expect oh we've got we've

1186
01:23:16,120 --> 01:23:20,080
got a nasty drunk in the house this is gonna be great crack isn't it someone who

1187
01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:25,780
drinks and gets really fucked sorry about the swear in there but it is past the

1188
01:23:25,780 --> 01:23:33,720
watershed is it not I hate these fuckers that get they take a bit of drink and

1189
01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:39,120
they turn into a nasty Norris what an absolute someone needs to get him in a

1190
01:23:39,120 --> 01:23:45,160
chokehold and then maybe film it and then show them show him it afterwards when he's

1191
01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:49,480
sobered up and go to remember that you prick that'll happen to you again if you

1192
01:23:49,480 --> 01:23:53,700
drink and get nasty but unfortunately that hasn't happened to him he's probably

1193
01:23:53,700 --> 01:23:58,200
surrounded himself with weak or feeble people people who who can't defend

1194
01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:03,420
themselves and a life of bullying and abuses ensued so he's come to this point

1195
01:24:03,420 --> 01:24:10,080
now where he can was it manipulate with his with his fucking moods I'm sick of it I'm

1196
01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:14,640
not gonna take it not even not in this world and not in the Resident Evil Village

1197
01:24:14,640 --> 01:24:18,860
world either unfortunately I can't fucking take control of the game here it's an

1198
01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:25,360
natural scripted scene that has been made in Japan and piped in fruit to our eyes

1199
01:24:25,360 --> 01:24:35,360
through the medium of digital stuff let's keep going guys to be all safe there is no safe oh fuck off

1200
01:24:35,360 --> 01:24:53,860
every sorry that wasn't sorry that wasn't an F off to the tip came through I'm telling your man there I want to say sorry and apologize to Thomas Flynn who tipped just before I said F off there I hope you're getting on well Thomas and don't F off and F back great situation that you're preserving

1201
01:24:53,860 --> 01:25:08,860
persevering persevering with you say it gets better you say I try and help you if you get stuck thanks very much Thomas and Jackie Brazen and thanks very much for your tip as well let's keep going with this nasty drunk in half

1202
01:25:08,860 --> 01:25:26,980
keep drinking as a man once said in castle town I spike his drink with firelighters hey tomorrow we're all dead yeah you'll be dead man just like a damn spike your drink with firelighters hey

1203
01:25:26,980 --> 01:25:41,980
I'm husband put a sock in him Roxanna that's enough look at these he's lashing out at the old women just uh anyone at home don't spike anyone's drink with firelighters it will kill them but I mean in a game scenario like this it would be great to have that craft

1204
01:25:41,980 --> 01:25:57,220
they've they've gotten made a crafting mechanism for the game but they're only gonna let you craft the things you wanna craft I'd like to go into the corner by the fire and pick up some firelighters and then just while he's gone for a piss

1205
01:25:57,220 --> 01:26:02,520
take take control let's just say take control with the situation

1206
01:26:02,520 --> 01:26:07,980
this house has protected my in a hypothetical sense in a video game not in real life

1207
01:26:07,980 --> 01:26:15,780
family for generations and drunk or not you are all welcome and safe in here

1208
01:26:15,780 --> 01:26:26,480
Jesus whatever she's thinking you win more flies with honey than vinegar but I'd love to fucking pour vinegar in his eyes and then put flies in his mouth

1209
01:26:26,480 --> 01:26:35,580
imagine that stinging eyes and a mouth full of fucking flies and then I'd sellotape his jaw shut and then drink his beer

1210
01:26:35,580 --> 01:26:43,380
cause I hadn't resorted to the spikeage that I had planned to do before I'll just sit back then and watch your man with flies in his mouth

1211
01:26:43,380 --> 01:26:44,380
rubbing his eyes

1212
01:26:44,380 --> 01:26:45,520
the prick

1213
01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:59,740
can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here we don't know one day we were a quiet devout village and the next the monsters came and attacked us

1214
01:26:59,740 --> 01:27:12,780
was it fuck and they they kept coming wait louisa did they fuck where is your husband is he fuck did they no no he he is out there somewhere

1215
01:27:12,780 --> 01:27:22,640
where where where where you need help you need to smack that fellow with the drinking problem across the head with a five iron

1216
01:27:22,640 --> 01:27:31,440
let's pray for him for all of us good idea come gather

1217
01:27:31,440 --> 01:27:49,520
oh great great ones hear our voice together as one in reverence we call on thee with the endless dark

1218
01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:56,740
you're fucked to deliver us into fate's hands you're fucked as the midnight moon rises on black wings

1219
01:27:56,740 --> 01:27:59,380
so we make our sacrifice

1220
01:27:59,380 --> 01:28:03,320
you're overdoing it

1221
01:28:03,320 --> 01:28:06,860
in life and in death you're overdoing it

1222
01:28:06,860 --> 01:28:06,880
you're overdoing it

1223
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:09,320
you're overdoing it

1224
01:28:09,320 --> 01:28:10,320
you're overdoing it

1225
01:28:10,320 --> 01:28:12,060
you hammered your mother

1226
01:28:12,060 --> 01:28:16,040
you hammered your mother

1227
01:28:16,040 --> 01:28:16,860
come help me elena please

1228
01:28:16,860 --> 01:28:18,640
that prayer

1229
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:19,860
i've heard it before

1230
01:28:19,860 --> 01:28:21,860
there was an old woman near the graveyard

1231
01:28:21,860 --> 01:28:24,720
you mean the heck

1232
01:28:24,720 --> 01:28:30,060
dumb bitch as crazy as a bag of rats

1233
01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:30,700
there is wisdom

1234
01:28:30,700 --> 01:28:32,340
i'm gonna use that one in future

1235
01:28:32,340 --> 01:28:34,200
crazier as a bag of rats

1236
01:28:34,200 --> 01:28:34,700
hey

1237
01:28:34,700 --> 01:28:35,400
dumb

1238
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:37,120
in her devotion though

1239
01:28:37,120 --> 01:28:39,480
and i hope it protected her

1240
01:28:39,480 --> 01:28:41,020
as it shall protect us

1241
01:28:41,020 --> 01:28:46,400
tell ya

1242
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:49,640
nasty drunk would go first

1243
01:28:49,640 --> 01:28:52,560
and then fucking machete mick

1244
01:28:52,560 --> 01:28:53,840
by the fire there

1245
01:28:53,840 --> 01:28:54,880
wouldn't be long

1246
01:28:54,880 --> 01:28:55,860
living

1247
01:28:55,860 --> 01:28:58,620
he wouldn't be long in the land of the living anyway

1248
01:28:58,620 --> 01:28:59,620
if i had my way

1249
01:28:59,620 --> 01:29:00,840
the prick

1250
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:11,120
look what you did you thick drunk cunt

1251
01:29:11,120 --> 01:29:19,240
sorry about that

1252
01:29:19,240 --> 01:29:20,780
the swearing and the c word

1253
01:29:20,780 --> 01:29:23,360
just want to say about the c word there

1254
01:29:23,360 --> 01:29:26,900
it's kind of like not as bad

1255
01:29:26,900 --> 01:29:28,360
in my mind

1256
01:29:28,360 --> 01:29:30,080
as it is for everybody else

1257
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:32,280
and a lot of people sometimes get annoyed at that

1258
01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:33,740
but i uh

1259
01:29:33,740 --> 01:29:35,220
i can't do anything about it

1260
01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:37,160
so

1261
01:29:37,160 --> 01:29:39,300
i mean at least accept the apology

1262
01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:46,740
father!

1263
01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:48,200
no he's turned

1264
01:29:48,200 --> 01:29:49,980
no let me go!

1265
01:29:49,980 --> 01:29:49,980
no!

1266
01:29:49,980 --> 01:30:07,200
and at this point i just leaving and be like thank fuck nothing of any value was lost in that house

1267
01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:15,460
a bunch of absolute weirdos and a few fucking nasty norris's abusers fuck them let them burn

1268
01:30:15,460 --> 01:30:19,520
as far as i'm concerned i'm off i'm gonna go and get a bit of kip we'll see you later

1269
01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:23,380
where's the hospital i need to get my fucking thumb fixed back on

1270
01:30:23,380 --> 01:30:34,660
what do i do here yes oh yeah

1271
01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:46,140
yes yes

1272
01:30:49,060 --> 01:30:51,240
i said no

1273
01:30:51,240 --> 01:30:55,920
yes

1274
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:59,080
oh my god i'm so sorry father

1275
01:30:59,080 --> 01:31:03,780
hey hey that wasn't your father anymore you did the right thing

1276
01:31:03,780 --> 01:31:06,480
bad daddy's gone love

1277
01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:10,240
daddy's gone home to bobo town

1278
01:31:10,240 --> 01:31:17,980
there's nothing you can do sorry i'll turn that down i realized the gameplay was shockingly loud there

1279
01:31:17,980 --> 01:31:34,160
but uh you couldn't save him forgot about that sorry about that daddy's gone love daddy's got long gone silver he's known as now up in heaven or hell probably hell

1280
01:31:34,160 --> 01:32:02,700
your dad is now known as long gone silver did you hear that right we'll move on at pace and with gusto and a spring in our step and a twinkle in our eye and we'll move on and we'll have a look through the gaffage here it's a lovely gaff it's the nicest gaff we've seen so far at pace and there's a some more shocking ammo here there and everywhere chillies chillies on a wire

1281
01:32:02,700 --> 01:32:10,320
bottles of wine reminds me of the early section of the game where i was talking about wine

1282
01:32:10,320 --> 01:32:19,080
and we found a key examine items in more detail there we've got a key what's this key about here

1283
01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:23,160
don't we see anything here is there anything on this at all it'll give us any indication as to

1284
01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:28,340
where we'll use the key there's something there's a lock pick is it a screwdriver or something

1285
01:32:28,340 --> 01:32:35,280
adjust the position rotate zoom in zoom out have a little look here there's something inside that

1286
01:32:35,280 --> 01:32:45,140
little sheath look a little leather sheath oh look examine and there we have it screwdriver nice

1287
01:32:45,140 --> 01:32:51,660
i'm gonna get one of those little leather sheaths to put on my keys and then have a screwdriver take

1288
01:32:51,660 --> 01:32:54,620
the screwdriver off the keyring if you need to i don't even need to read that

1289
01:32:54,620 --> 01:33:01,880
and then we've got a turnip is it or a bag of coins nice

1290
01:33:01,880 --> 01:33:08,520
some stew on the hob wouldn't touch it in a month of sundays

1291
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:17,620
now we open and close those drawers nothing to see there more shotgun shells

1292
01:33:17,620 --> 01:33:27,080
and some copper fucking canisters for brewing they must be making a bit of homebrew a bit of my gargles or something

1293
01:33:27,080 --> 01:33:37,780
some pale ale or some whatever else you call those big banging ipa jabs nice bit of stewing the fire's moving fast

1294
01:33:37,780 --> 01:33:51,240
now in this situation you call the fire brigade but i have i don't think that operation is actually happening over here or wherever the hell we are based i don't even know where we're based

1295
01:33:51,240 --> 01:34:03,600
are we in fucking germany or some twilight world or something castles fucking mystics and shit herb where's the herb

1296
01:34:03,600 --> 01:34:22,860
you have to you have to key to the truck you have the key to the truck lee thanks very much for letting me know this is a kind of guidance i need here but the truck is a state of affairs all it works

1297
01:34:22,860 --> 01:34:38,860
nice one that's what i need you know direct sharp brevity is the soul of wit and it's right there in one little sentence one two three four five six seven seven words you have the key to the truck that's all i need

1298
01:34:38,860 --> 01:34:52,860
uh thanks very much leonard cohen i hope you're doing well like a chili on a wire like elena's dad on fire i have tried in my way to be free that's a lovely tip and lovely sentiment from none other than leonard cohen

1299
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:56,860
the miserable singing man

1300
01:34:56,860 --> 01:35:04,860
are you meant to um drive through the wall there or something yes

1301
01:35:04,860 --> 01:35:06,860
*Groans*

1302
01:35:06,860 --> 01:35:08,860
*Groans*

1303
01:35:08,860 --> 01:35:10,860
Ethan!

1304
01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:12,860
Ethan!

1305
01:35:12,860 --> 01:35:14,860
Ethan! Are you alright?

1306
01:35:14,860 --> 01:35:16,860
I'm fine. Get into the truck there, fuck.

1307
01:35:16,860 --> 01:35:18,860
The fire! There isn't any time!

1308
01:35:18,860 --> 01:35:20,860
*Groans*

1309
01:35:20,860 --> 01:35:26,860
Yeah, just a- an interesting, uh, observation there from Philip in the chat.

1310
01:35:26,860 --> 01:35:32,860
No wonder they were all plastered in the fucking house, because they have a load of kegs, and they were brewing and making wine and everything.

1311
01:35:32,860 --> 01:36:01,280
and everything they were absolute piss heads. This is what I'd be like in Ballandine tomorrow

1312
01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:16,620
after the mask burning. You need to bring a gas mask. Don't be breathing in the smoke. Right. Now what do we do here? We move up here? Do we? Do we go up there? Yes.

1313
01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:36,700
Ah, sure.

1314
01:36:36,700 --> 01:36:45,700
He's got a hunch.

1315
01:36:45,700 --> 01:36:50,700
Johnny Hunch, isn't he?

1316
01:36:50,700 --> 01:36:55,700
Ah, look at this guy.

1317
01:36:55,700 --> 01:37:19,700
It's time for daddy to go bye-bye. Dispatch to the back of beyond. Gonna whip out the nine and say bye-bye. Your daddy'll soon be gone. He's on fire. And he's on fire. Just to really rub salt in the wounds there.

1318
01:37:19,700 --> 01:37:26,700
Not anymore.

1319
01:37:26,700 --> 01:37:34,700
He said my name. Father. Wait, it's not safe.

1320
01:37:34,700 --> 01:37:49,700
Pissed again, is he? He's half dead. He's half dead. But he's on fire as well. But the only takeaway that you had there in the chat was the king says, "Pissed again, is he?"

1321
01:37:49,700 --> 01:37:56,700
"Stay there!" "Come on, give me your hand!"

1322
01:37:56,700 --> 01:38:02,700
He's actually- imagine he's not turning into a zombie, he's just really shtemed.

1323
01:38:02,700 --> 01:38:04,700
"Ethan, go!"

1324
01:38:04,700 --> 01:38:06,700
"Save your daughter!"

1325
01:38:06,700 --> 01:38:08,700
Woah, they're gonzo.

1326
01:38:08,700 --> 01:38:09,700
"Give the arm!"

1327
01:38:09,700 --> 01:38:11,700
They're gon- ha. Good luck.

1328
01:38:11,700 --> 01:38:13,700
"Oh, photo mode!"

1329
01:38:13,700 --> 01:38:14,700
"Oh, photo mode!"

1330
01:38:14,700 --> 01:38:17,700
"How do you- can you zoom into these things?"

1331
01:38:17,700 --> 01:38:28,700
"Is there any- z- oh look, you can Suarez the colour look into a fucking lovely Luis Suarez kind of vibe."

1332
01:38:28,700 --> 01:38:37,700
Look at that, you can really dembelly it into a fucking sepia. A lovely sepia.

1333
01:38:37,700 --> 01:38:47,700
I managed to take the picture as she seeped into the fire. Then I developed the film footage in Dembelly's pharmacy downtown. And- shh!

1334
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:54,700
"They're coming! Hide everything! Hide the drug! Hide everything!"

1335
01:38:54,700 --> 01:38:59,700
"Hide the man in the cage! Put the man in the cage in the- in the fucking box out the back, quick!"

1336
01:38:59,700 --> 01:39:01,700
"Hide everything else! Get the masks and the needles!"

1337
01:39:01,700 --> 01:39:04,700
"There's a bunch of fucking men inside that- that cage out the back as well!"

1338
01:39:04,700 --> 01:39:05,700
"Quick!"

1339
01:39:05,700 --> 01:39:08,700
"Put the- end the stream, end the stream! Don't let them hear this!"

1340
01:39:08,700 --> 01:39:10,700
"Is that- is the mic still on?"

1341
01:39:10,700 --> 01:39:13,700
"Hi guys, how- how's everything?"

1342
01:39:13,700 --> 01:39:14,700
"Ehh..."

1343
01:39:16,700 --> 01:39:23,700
"Just, uh, didn't know the- it's alright, Lucas, that was a joke. We're just joking here. We'll see you in a bit."

1344
01:39:23,700 --> 01:39:28,700
"I don't want to be too!"