1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 You 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,000 You 3 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:06,000 You 4 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,000 You 5 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,000 You 6 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:12,000 You 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,000 You 8 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:16,000 You 9 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:18,000 You 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,000 You 11 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:22,000 You 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,000 You 13 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:26,000 You 14 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:28,000 You 15 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,000 You 16 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:32,000 You 17 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:34,000 You 18 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 You 19 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 20 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 21 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 22 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 23 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 24 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 25 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 26 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 27 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 28 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:38,000 You 29 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:40,000 You 30 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:51,760 Am 31 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:08,740 Welcome probably best record that one second 32 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,960 Okay, so we've got that on a loop put that on a loop 33 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,600 Welcome to the stream 34 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,600 Welcome to the stream 35 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:35,880 Stream is not a dream because it's just a stream 36 00:01:36,600 --> 00:01:41,880 Welcome to the stream a brand new resident stream playing the Resident Evil dream 37 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:43,800 Trying to make the cream 38 00:01:44,680 --> 00:01:49,720 Way we make the cream is if we keep doing the stream and once we complete the game 39 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,800 They pay us in lots of cream 40 00:01:52,520 --> 00:01:55,960 The cream is pasteurized from a dairy blast your eyes 41 00:01:56,600 --> 00:02:02,600 Get down to the dairy tonight they will give you a quarter cream a quarter cream for a lovely dream 42 00:02:02,600 --> 00:02:06,600 Sell your dreams and buy some cream bring the cream to the back of the house 43 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:10,440 Take the house sell the house to a mouse to a mouse 44 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,400 You sold the house to a little mouse now you've nothing left 45 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:15,720 You've nothing left 46 00:02:16,600 --> 00:02:17,320 How's the farm? 47 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:19,320 What's the crack? 48 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,400 What's the crack? 49 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:25,400 What's the crack? 50 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,280 Not coming back 51 00:02:26,280 --> 00:02:27,320 What's the crack? 52 00:02:27,320 --> 00:02:31,240 We're not coming back. What's the crack? We're not coming back. What do you mean? 53 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:32,680 My back now aren't I? 54 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:46,040 There you go. I've been learning a little bit of GarageBand there just to add a little bit of spice to the streams as well 55 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:53,240 So hopefully we can integrate that into the scenario as and when we please and choose 56 00:02:53,800 --> 00:03:00,120 Hopefully you're getting on well everybody and ready for another foray into the fucking world of 57 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:02,840 Hashimoto Kabadudu 58 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:09,160 Who is the lead programmer and texture mapper and designer on Resident Evil Village 59 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:15,800 Which is the eighth game in the canonical list of the series? 60 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:23,480 How are you getting on there? David Mulligan. How are you getting on there? OSW Review HD. How are you getting on? Shea Lenehan 61 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:27,240 Andrew Buckley 62 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:30,520 And Garfacino 63 00:03:31,720 --> 00:03:40,760 Let's have a little look here now and play the game. I believe this game is riddled with bugs. I went having a look there last night after the stream and 64 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:45,720 I wanted to have a look and then I found there was a lot of 65 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,520 problems with the pc version of this game 66 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,920 where uh it doesn't run 67 00:03:51,880 --> 00:03:55,080 as good as the versions that you get on console 68 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,280 So I had to console myself with that news anyway 69 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:03,960 Garfaccio. How are you all good mr. Higgins? That's great. I wish now that um 70 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:11,480 You were all present today for the ceremonial mask burning in Ballandine, which I heavily advertised last night 71 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:15,480 although nobody made any effort whatsoever to uh 72 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,600 Shit 73 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:24,520 To come and see there today now on now we have to quit the game and start the game again because I haven't 74 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,160 booted up the uh the joypad 75 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,200 bollocks 76 00:04:30,440 --> 00:04:34,920 So to uh celebrate that fact we'll put on another beat there and just see 77 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:43,880 Thanks for the tip. Thanks very much for the tip there dum-dum the dodo. I hope you're getting on well. Let's just see if we can do something here while I'm uh 78 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,760 That's what we want 79 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:04,280 Okay, so then we've got that turn those uh metronomics off 80 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:11,000 And uh while that's going I can actually commentate in in tandem with the unison with the beat 81 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,760 Hopefully let's see how that goes 82 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,640 Delete exit the game exit the game 83 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Feel the pain 84 00:05:22,840 --> 00:05:28,360 Exit the game and start up the program input mapper is the one that we want input mapper is the one that we want input mapper is the one that we want 85 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:30,760 Input ma- it's not great is it? 86 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:34,520 It's not great because I haven't got it on time. You see you need to be very good and 87 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:40,120 And make sure you're hitting those beats on time. Look it's early days. Yes. We we should progress at pace 88 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,960 Nonetheless throughout the course the the playthrough 89 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,760 uh, I I've 90 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:49,400 High hopes a lot of optimism here 91 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:55,480 Lot of optimism and that noise signifies that the control piece that i'm using for this particular stream 92 00:05:56,040 --> 00:06:02,040 Is ready and ready to rock and it's ready to rock now not yesterday not tomorrow? 93 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:08,840 Not the days afterwards, but I suppose it will be running the days afterwards because i'll be playing the game 94 00:06:09,320 --> 00:06:14,600 Through that I don't think i'm going to complete it tonight. We're going at a snail's pace at this resident 95 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:16,440 evil 96 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:18,440 Bandersnatch 97 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:23,240 Game at the moment sing the bandersnatch song again boom boom 43. I wish I could 98 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:29,560 All I remember from friday night's playthrough of the getaway was that at one stage of the game 99 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:38,600 I think I started singing the word bandersnatch to the theme tune of either the bill or eastenders most likely extenders because 100 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,560 Was on a bit of an eastenders clip buzz there? 101 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:44,120 Jacob reese mog mp 102 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:51,160 How the hell are you? I hope you are getting on well and that you're taking this elbow and hand signifier 103 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:58,840 As a sign that i'm happy not only for the fact that you've just thrown a nice piece of tippage 104 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:05,160 But also for the fact that you're doing okay a long time friend and supporter of the stream 105 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:13,240 Jacob reese mog mp and a variety of different names and pseudonyms and nom nom de plumes 106 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:21,320 I seen jacob reese mog was having pints on a on a show called nigel farage has pints 107 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:29,320 Which we might might be worth looking at for a laugh or two in the same chef a vein that we would 108 00:07:29,960 --> 00:07:35,560 Analyze those little bits and pieces all it is is gb news over in 109 00:07:36,440 --> 00:07:40,440 grand breton has a channel called gb news and 110 00:07:41,240 --> 00:07:50,200 Nigel farage is on it called and he does a section called talking pints where he sits wearing his tweed suit and he has a pint of bitter 111 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:57,640 While he chats to someone and I saw he was talking to jeffrey boycott the other day the cricketer who was 112 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:06,760 Convicted in france of battery and then it didn't take long before he got on to the facts that the french justice system 113 00:08:07,000 --> 00:08:14,920 Stinks according to uh himself there and then farage was just sipping bitter going there's there's no justice there's no justice there no no no no 114 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:19,720 They don't have the same justice there it was kind of a strange 115 00:08:20,440 --> 00:08:23,400 strangely trying to exonerate the the situation 116 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:30,920 I just wouldn't have had him on you know it's just bad pr but then boycott was lamenting the the the days gone of 117 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:36,680 Having people who know what they talk about on doing commentary on sports 118 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:41,960 Which is a kind of a weird one as well because like I don't know like 119 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:46,600 I don't know yeah, they're opening it all up like you know they're making it all of 120 00:08:47,240 --> 00:08:53,000 Forget it. I'm not gonna go down that one. Thanks for that tip handsome has nits. Thanks very much for that bandersnatch your wife 121 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:57,480 Thank you very much kieran crossing and captain sack. Thank you very much for that as well 122 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,640 Let's get into this it's a most recent save 123 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:08,520 And I just tested it out there before I came on and it works like you and you get down to the the pallets that you have to rip off 124 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,520 It wasn't given us the uh 125 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:16,120 The option to rip off the pieces of wood on the fucking thing yesterday. Sorry about the swears again 126 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:19,000 Starting early with the swear and it's not great is it? 127 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,280 Try to curb down on that kind of stuff 128 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,760 Spiky roof job yeah 129 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:36,680 And I wasn't really going for much there with the farage impression it wasn't a great impression at all that wasn't a great impression 130 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,680 But thanks very much nathan for saying that 131 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:49,240 A bit loud there i'll turn that down again. I wonder if there's a a bit of gain that needs to be employed here in this situation 132 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:59,080 Game capture and filters on that and then okay with the gain turned up anyways or the gamma sorry have the gamma turned up 133 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,080 Turn it up another crank or a notch now 134 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:07,400 three quarters 135 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:11,000 Hopefully that works for you lads 136 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:18,520 I was laughing thinking about the thing from last night as well the uh 137 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:24,120 The punch the slap from bob dylan that was funny wasn't it 138 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:28,120 If you've seen it but i i thought it was hilarious 139 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,440 Thanks for the tip uh 140 00:10:32,440 --> 00:10:36,920 Let me have a look here now just turn this fucking volume down sorry about that now 141 00:10:39,560 --> 00:10:40,440 How do i get that 142 00:10:42,520 --> 00:10:50,680 The volume in my earpiece is too loud now how would you turn that down thanks for the tip you're doing good you're doing good boss 143 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:55,800 You did good boss he doesn't say it in a kind of dylan-esque way either 144 00:10:56,680 --> 00:10:59,880 Thank you very much nigel farage shouts at cats and 145 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:06,040 Robbie thank you very much nigel farage shouts at cats says you've got some green on your shoulder 146 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:10,680 I don't these are it's white on the super dry shirt that i got in the market 147 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,640 That'd be a good one 148 00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:18,840 Maybe we could do something there 149 00:11:18,840 --> 00:11:31,400 Maybe it's the gain needs to be turned down on my color correction or something 150 00:11:38,600 --> 00:11:41,240 I think that's a good one. I think that was in tandem in unison 151 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:53,480 Thanks for the tip thank you very much for the tip there uh ian bailey i b 152 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:05,880 oh yeah who says another man who was wronged by the apparently by the french justice system so i was thinking that when i saw the boycott on talking pints with farage that 153 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:12,120 yeah it's not the first time we've heard someone giving out about the french justice system uh who 154 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:17,320 incriminating them for schlaps or worse uh let's have a look here now 155 00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:22,840 god oh yeah thanks for the 156 00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:46,520 but that brooklyn lukey thanks to brooklyn lukey feeling very dukey tonight tonight what you saying thanks to brooklyn lukey feeling very fluky tonight tonight what you saying and then maybe i mean the original one here was just sing about the fucking i haven't got green on my shoulder 157 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:53,240 that's a bit too much it's a bit too much 158 00:12:57,080 --> 00:13:00,200 don't like that fuck it oh yeah 159 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:17,560 bit of no doubt there it's it's sorry it's i just keep it with the drums there thanks for the tip 160 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:21,160 anaconda jeezy with the fur tweezy 161 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:23,960 what you saying 162 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:29,300 Don't have a bit of green on my shoulder. 163 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:31,140 It is effing white. 164 00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,380 Super dry, I told you. 165 00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:38,840 Super dry shirt that I got down the market for 15 quid. 166 00:13:39,780 --> 00:13:41,240 You better like it. 167 00:13:41,740 --> 00:13:45,300 15 quid super dry shirt down the market. 168 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:49,320 15 quid I got off a block down the market. 169 00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:53,260 15 quid shirt super dry down the market. 170 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,300 It's not a real one. 171 00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,260 I got it in the market. 172 00:13:57,520 --> 00:14:01,140 I know another fella who didn't buy it on the market. 173 00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:09,220 He bought it in the store for 60 quid more than its price that he would have got it nice down the market. 174 00:14:09,780 --> 00:14:11,500 He's got a big car as well. 175 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,460 He couldn't fucking park it. 176 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:14,840 Thanks for the tip. 177 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:31,080 Thanks for the tip. 178 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:32,960 Anaconda G. 179 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,840 Thanking for the 420. 180 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,480 Tip of the back of my sack. 181 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,280 Thanking you for the 3. 182 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,160 Tobes is in the house. 183 00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,220 Tiping like a mouse. 184 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,140 Thank you very much. 185 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,480 And Brooklyn, Lukey, thank you too. 186 00:14:47,480 --> 00:14:48,880 Thanks for the tip. 187 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Thank you. 188 00:14:57,280 --> 00:14:59,040 Jordan, thanking you. 189 00:14:59,280 --> 00:15:01,460 And Paul Meschel. 190 00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,000 How do you do? 191 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,740 Enough of that now anyways. 192 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:10,620 And we'll carry on with this absolute cowpat of a game. 193 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:16,100 Which froze up on me there yesterday evening as I was in the middle of a bloody stream. 194 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:17,960 And I'll tell you something now. 195 00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:22,100 I can't turn down the volume on my fucking windows. 196 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,940 On the fucking... 197 00:15:25,940 --> 00:15:26,940 On the fucking... 198 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,820 Oh, God. 199 00:15:31,940 --> 00:15:33,280 Can I minimize that? 200 00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:34,200 Close window. 201 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:34,980 No. 202 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:38,700 Don't tell me I'm going to have to exit out the game. 203 00:15:38,940 --> 00:15:41,220 Kelly Mangan. 204 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,100 Thank you very much for that tip there. 205 00:15:43,180 --> 00:15:43,760 Kelly Mangan. 206 00:15:45,140 --> 00:15:46,280 I'm going to quit the game. 207 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:46,900 Exit out. 208 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:47,920 Turn down the volume. 209 00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:49,840 Because I can't fucking get around to turning it down. 210 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,840 Unless this controls the volume. 211 00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,660 But I don't want to do that in case... 212 00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:54,400 Thanks for the tip. 213 00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,480 In case it all goes tits up. 214 00:15:59,740 --> 00:16:01,940 Need to get back to clear scenario burn. 215 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:03,220 Yeah, we will do that. 216 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,140 Not today though. 217 00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:11,420 40 should do it there. 218 00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:13,080 Let me just see here now if this works. 219 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:14,320 If I fucking go up and down. 220 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,980 These new headphones, you know. 221 00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,040 I need to get used to them. 222 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,400 Up and down there. 223 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:23,260 There's an up and a down button either side at the end of that fucking yoke. 224 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:26,980 Oh, it does. 225 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:27,800 It does work. 226 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:28,760 So, back. 227 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:29,760 Back is up. 228 00:16:30,620 --> 00:16:32,220 And inwards is down. 229 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:33,020 Back is up. 230 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,480 Back up. 231 00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:35,000 Back up. 232 00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:35,900 Because it's down. 233 00:16:38,460 --> 00:16:39,900 You and me, son. 234 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,340 Are going up the town. 235 00:16:46,520 --> 00:16:47,240 I don't know. 236 00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:47,560 Fuck. 237 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,380 Maybe that'll work. 238 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:50,960 It'll have to. 239 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:53,540 It'll have to. 240 00:16:54,640 --> 00:16:55,440 It'll have to. 241 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:57,700 It'll have to. 242 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:05,300 Ivan. 243 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:05,340 Ivan. 244 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,520 Thank you very much there. 245 00:17:06,900 --> 00:17:08,300 I hope you're getting on well. 246 00:17:08,380 --> 00:17:09,380 And Kelly Mangan. 247 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,720 See if we can get something there for these guys. 248 00:17:13,860 --> 00:17:14,960 Kelly and Ivan. 249 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:18,640 That have so kindly chipped in there. 250 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:20,880 Chicago Chords. 251 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:21,420 Kelly Mangan. 252 00:17:21,420 --> 00:17:36,660 I've announced it hanging. 253 00:17:36,660 --> 00:17:36,700 I've announced it hanging. 254 00:17:36,700 --> 00:17:36,800 I've announced it hanging. 255 00:17:36,800 --> 00:17:49,540 We might go back to that one in a bit. 256 00:17:49,540 --> 00:17:51,840 We've had enough of those tunes for the time being. 257 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:54,480 The thing is, I'll piss about on it all day long. 258 00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,680 I wouldn't get anywhere on it. 259 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:57,420 So, continue. 260 00:18:01,420 --> 00:18:06,580 The software is the GarageBand application that comes with the computer. 261 00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:08,480 Kaiser Salci. 262 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:09,800 Beats. 263 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,040 Beats by Deirdre. 264 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,460 Beats by Deirdre. 265 00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:16,720 In fact, I'm going to... 266 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:19,140 I'm not going to be touching that now for a while. 267 00:18:19,220 --> 00:18:19,780 Because it's... 268 00:18:19,780 --> 00:18:22,180 It's distracting me from the main frame here. 269 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:25,760 Which is to get this game played at a frightening and alarming pace. 270 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:26,560 Look at these guys. 271 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,360 That's right. 272 00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,100 Run for your life. 273 00:18:30,420 --> 00:18:31,340 Run for your life. 274 00:18:31,400 --> 00:18:32,240 Where is that coming from? 275 00:18:32,300 --> 00:18:34,320 Is there a sound system built into the caves? 276 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,320 Have they... 277 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,860 Elaborately gone around the caves... 278 00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,560 ...and placed a series of... 279 00:18:39,560 --> 00:18:41,120 Bluetooth links. 280 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,500 Where is that... 281 00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,880 Where is it coming from? 282 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,720 And who's this guy here? 283 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,340 Robbie Coltrane's brother. 284 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,160 Bander Snatch Coltrane. 285 00:18:51,420 --> 00:18:52,020 The third. 286 00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,020 Now we... 287 00:19:04,020 --> 00:19:04,900 Okay, here we go. 288 00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:09,520 How are you getting on there? 289 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:10,980 Zurich is sound. 290 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,160 Thank you very much. 291 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,020 Zurich is steam. 292 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,380 You're still alive? 293 00:19:19,400 --> 00:19:20,160 In person. 294 00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:22,100 A Victorian earpiece. 295 00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,180 Says world. 296 00:19:23,700 --> 00:19:24,420 He's there. 297 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:24,840 Oh, sorry. 298 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,020 Antonio Acrola. 299 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,620 I thought you... 300 00:19:27,620 --> 00:19:30,040 I was looking at myself on the screen there. 301 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:31,720 A bit of my hair looked like an earpiece. 302 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,980 I thought that was a... 303 00:19:32,980 --> 00:19:35,460 Comment on the buttons around the hair there. 304 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,640 Sometimes it's hard with the chat as well. 305 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:39,720 They say I've gone over this a million times. 306 00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:40,240 But... 307 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:43,160 I'm only getting snatches... 308 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,260 Of... 309 00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:45,320 Conversations. 310 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:45,920 Little bits. 311 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:47,320 Of pieces here and there. 312 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,660 And then I put two and two together. 313 00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:49,380 And I end up... 314 00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:50,380 In every five. 315 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,260 Or six. 316 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:52,880 Or seven. 317 00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:53,320 Or eight. 318 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:53,780 Or nine. 319 00:19:54,260 --> 00:19:54,660 Oh. 320 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,660 You didn't think I'd let you get away. 321 00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,260 How'd you... 322 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,140 Say an A. 323 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:01,220 To break. 324 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,240 So now it's time... 325 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,240 For the beautiful... 326 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:07,240 Blood-soaked... 327 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,240 Grand finale. 328 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,000 Oh, God. 329 00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:14,020 Maybe that'll open the handcuffs there if I do that. 330 00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:15,020 I think I'd like to bring down to ground beef. 331 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:16,280 That's okay. 332 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,620 Ground beef he's in. 333 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,660 Your donations will smother you. 334 00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:27,240 Wait. 335 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,640 Do those freaks have rows? 336 00:20:29,020 --> 00:20:30,540 Thank you very much for the tip there. 337 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:31,700 Shout out to Bristol. 338 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,820 The Bristol Art Collective. 339 00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:37,760 Banksy. 340 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:38,760 Fucking. 341 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,060 Sneaker pimps. 342 00:20:40,620 --> 00:20:40,980 Fucking. 343 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,420 Portis Head. 344 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:43,320 Fucking. 345 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:44,820 Massive Attack. 346 00:20:45,340 --> 00:20:46,500 All those boys. 347 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,440 I wonder if you run into this at pace. 348 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:49,280 Does it hurt? 349 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,160 It doesn't. 350 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,500 And in other games. 351 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:52,360 Lesser games. 352 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,780 Say Sonic the Hedgehog for the Master System even. 353 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:57,820 If you ran into a spike you'd die. 354 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,980 So it's funny isn't it? 355 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:03,260 How they haven't kept up that mechanic in a game as complex. 356 00:21:04,060 --> 00:21:04,860 As this. 357 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:06,300 Nevertheless. 358 00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,700 We won't write it off just yet. 359 00:21:09,800 --> 00:21:13,520 And God knows I've written it off time and time again since I started playing it. 360 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:17,780 There'll be no writing off. 361 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,680 No writing off here today lads. 362 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:23,480 You want to go into the internet tonight and play Resident Evil you can. 363 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,680 Thank you very much Goggy P. 364 00:21:29,900 --> 00:21:33,440 You're right in saying the first Resident Evil game was the best. 365 00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,480 Plus Gran Turismo will go crack too. 366 00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:38,780 Might be worth maybe revisiting these old games. 367 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,580 As I was doing there with Claire. 368 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,280 Claire Byrne scenario. 369 00:21:43,460 --> 00:21:49,800 Or maybe trying to download the. 370 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:52,160 Much vaunted. 371 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:52,160 Much vaunted. 372 00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,200 And anticipated. 373 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,680 And heralded. 374 00:21:57,520 --> 00:21:59,020 Claire Byrne mod. 375 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,840 For Resident Evil 2. 376 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,760 Where you get to play as Claire Byrne. 377 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:04,480 And. 378 00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:12,260 I was trying to think of another RT news presenter that would be Leon. 379 00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:13,240 Leon Kennedy. 380 00:22:13,380 --> 00:22:13,820 But there isn't. 381 00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:15,740 I suppose there could be a Kennedy there. 382 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,220 I'm trying to think. 383 00:22:19,060 --> 00:22:20,740 Maybe a Joe Duffy mod. 384 00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:22,000 For Leon. 385 00:22:24,100 --> 00:22:25,100 Brian Dabson. 386 00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:25,420 I'm trying to think of a guy. 387 00:22:25,420 --> 00:22:25,920 I'm trying to think of a guy. 388 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:26,420 I'm trying to think of a guy. 389 00:22:26,420 --> 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true blue gameboy was DD. 469 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,560 DD Diamond. 470 00:23:52,560 --> 00:23:58,560 Could you remind Rutherford that Gorge is after him? 471 00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,560 Says Gaz. 472 00:23:59,560 --> 00:24:00,560 I don't know what that means. 473 00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:01,560 But hopefully he knows. 474 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:05,560 So now we've come to the crux of the scenario. 475 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:06,560 And the shenanigans. 476 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,560 And this is a part of the game called. 477 00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,560 I'm stuck and I don't know what to do. 478 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,560 As I recall when I pulled this lever the last time. 479 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,560 I didn't feel too clever after it. 480 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:19,560 Because a Bukkeen came over. 481 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:22,560 With a massive clockwork hammer. 482 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:26,560 Pat Cox MEP here. 483 00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,560 Thank you very much. 484 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:28,560 Pat Cox MEP here. 485 00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:29,560 Pat Cox MEP here. 486 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:30,560 Pat Cox MEP here. 487 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,560 Pat Cox MEP here. 488 00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:33,560 It's been a while. 489 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,560 Oh hello Pat Cox. 490 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:36,560 Good evening gay. 491 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,560 Oh hello, Peckox. 492 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,400 Good evening gay 493 00:24:44,800 --> 00:24:53,340 Dose of laryngitis Titus Titus Titus. Look at this here Titus Bramble 494 00:24:55,580 --> 00:25:01,120 Bramble still chicken scarecrow part two 495 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:08,960 They went full crow here man and ended up putting real humans on as scarecrows almost 496 00:25:09,780 --> 00:25:11,780 Jesusistic 497 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,940 Almost messiahistic 498 00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:18,940 Christianic in its formation and execution 499 00:25:18,940 --> 00:25:42,300 Night is drawing in again. I'm now another sumptuous cutscene from the annals of time 500 00:25:42,300 --> 00:25:50,480 I'm waiting for you winter. Look at this. Oh brilliant and this photo mode allows us it doesn't allow us to zoom in unfortunately 501 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,800 But we've got a man who is like a giant baby 502 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,460 He's a very is like the butter bean of 503 00:25:58,340 --> 00:26:02,740 The Resident Evil world. Thank you very much there Rupee and Spud girl and 504 00:26:03,580 --> 00:26:14,040 None other than arse biscuits. Thank you very much there arse biscuits. I wonder if I need to just mess with the the chromatics here 505 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:23,000 See I I do get lost in the game and then I forget this it's been pointed out that the shirt has green on it the super dry shirt 506 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:27,760 That'll do maybe that'll do 507 00:26:34,460 --> 00:26:39,040 Right where we yeah look at this guy can you zoom in does anyone know if you can zoom in I don't think you can 508 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,820 Viper in the world of the cruciform Bramble 509 00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:53,220 Viper in the world of the cruciform Bramble Danny DeVito 510 00:26:54,380 --> 00:27:04,560 Titus Bramble my body after three lockdowns says Tobes your man looks like he's been in three lockdowns and 511 00:27:06,980 --> 00:27:08,900 F in unit says DK 512 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,800 Your man's an effing unit 513 00:27:12,620 --> 00:27:16,620 Check the area of view says oh sw 514 00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:22,380 Area of view what's that where do I do? How do I do? How do I do? 515 00:27:22,380 --> 00:27:26,680 Do do do do do do do do do? 516 00:27:29,180 --> 00:27:34,680 Game logo top left you can put the logo in in the center look wow this is rubbish 517 00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:47,640 They've given you all the options but not the one I want I want to zoom in and laugh not at font not at the font but at the face of your man 518 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:55,860 It looks like he's been eating all the Christmas ham he lives inside a box just outside of the castle 519 00:27:55,860 --> 00:28:03,620 I want to give in schlaps but he might give me some hassle if I had a blowtorch and a rake of fucking guns 520 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:07,620 I'd shoot him out that box and then I'd run run run 521 00:28:07,620 --> 00:28:30,620 We'll just play that will play this anyway because we can't zoom in he's a windows kind of guy 522 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:36,380 photo mode skip 523 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,480 How do you know my name? 524 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:41,680 Anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you? 525 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,540 Hero searching for his daughter 526 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:52,340 Though I must say that castle arouses suspicion ha ha yeah, and so do you 527 00:28:55,940 --> 00:28:59,360 Merchant you look more like a bumble blur chint 528 00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:11,540 Forgive my manners call me the Duke now to business weapons ammunition healing salves anything you desire I can provide 529 00:29:12,940 --> 00:29:18,160 Provide you with a headbutt in a minute you can't oh this is the merchant is this ah no? 530 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:22,800 What good is a man who lives in a box? 531 00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:30,700 Outside a castle like you need to you need to have a mobile merchant who can make his way around this guy doesn't even wear shoes or socks in the height of 532 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:39,660 Winter it seems I don't think he's gonna last ten minutes, but he's enough he's carrying enough weight to probably keep a bit of heat going 533 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:52,320 I'll give a little look here that box has stuff in it anyway shall I choose something for now here's something I haven't seen before 534 00:29:55,100 --> 00:30:00,540 Supplies right just anybody there who's watching what's the best? 535 00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,080 Thing so far when you're this far into the game. What's what's just the best thing to do? 536 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:13,240 Because I don't want to waste my time any longer I want to get into the action and let the game 537 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:16,500 Real real along you know we're on rails 538 00:30:17,340 --> 00:30:19,340 Keep what you have says Barry Burton 539 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:24,280 Going upgrades 540 00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:31,060 Always upgrade guns always upgrade guns I'm just gonna take that information without even 541 00:30:32,180 --> 00:30:42,860 bothering to check it and we'll upgrade pistol or shotty we've got 1250 li lei whatever that means 542 00:30:50,620 --> 00:30:55,760 I can't I don't even have enough money to do any of this unfortunately you don't seem to have the 543 00:30:55,760 --> 00:31:03,720 funds for that all right so I can sell what can I sell them then I've procured some new items for you mr. 544 00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:14,600 winters good day then what well then feel free to peruse I've procured some new items for you mr. 545 00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:25,440 winters how do we sell him stuff securing goods is more important than anything anything 546 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:40,860 my friend oh this is this is everything that I have is this all right so I sell him this is it worth 547 00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:51,000 selling him any of this stuff though right button treasure are right okay other recovery I have 548 00:31:51,000 --> 00:32:01,200 nothing else other than bullets I don't really have anything worth selling them so we'll move on I'm 549 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:11,340 skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee what's that 550 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:19,140 is that a modification is it for the fucking weapon I have no parts 551 00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:35,460 powerful hang on she was anti bioweapon technology left by Albert Wesker 552 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:45,600 so do I have two guns no is that a modification are you buying just something an old friend of mine used 553 00:32:45,600 --> 00:32:57,540 to say please come again rubbish man he lacks the charisma and the the panache of what are you buying 554 00:32:57,540 --> 00:33:12,060 we'll go back to that fucking when we've got a few more items that we've stole from inside the stupid house 555 00:33:12,060 --> 00:33:28,680 inside the mansion we found nothing so far it's a waste of time three girls three ladies holding flowers 556 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:33,780 eloquently dressed a book on the table 557 00:33:33,780 --> 00:33:43,380 january 5th red redneck delivery of one male three females 558 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:56,680 january 28th mother miranda you hammered your mother you hammered your mother jet february 1st the duke business discussions 559 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,880 discussions. You are a liar. 560 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,980 Greatly enhanced his reputation. 561 00:34:09,660 --> 00:34:10,880 And that was 562 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:12,460 the tune dedicated to the 563 00:34:12,460 --> 00:34:14,420 examination manual on the table 564 00:34:14,420 --> 00:34:16,180 inside the Manchester United 565 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:18,440 Mansion that you get inside after 566 00:34:18,440 --> 00:34:20,600 you've met that eejit in a box 567 00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:22,300 outside. And now we've got 568 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:24,320 another landmine or some gunpowder 569 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,520 or something. Let's crack open this case. 570 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:28,520 Pick that up. 571 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:38,980 Thanks for the tip. 572 00:34:39,840 --> 00:34:42,300 How are you getting on there? G to the D 573 00:34:42,300 --> 00:34:43,300 to the B. 574 00:34:44,620 --> 00:34:46,600 John Don Bon. 575 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:48,560 I hope you're getting on Bon Don 576 00:34:48,560 --> 00:34:49,040 Jovi. 577 00:34:50,580 --> 00:34:52,620 Could I get a big shout out to my man 578 00:34:52,620 --> 00:34:54,460 Jack Steens on his birthday? 579 00:34:54,840 --> 00:34:56,040 27 years young. 580 00:34:56,040 --> 00:34:57,940 And we'll be watching the stream now. 581 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:00,980 If you could get Stuart Shafee to give a shout out to 582 00:35:00,980 --> 00:35:02,500 that would be great. 583 00:35:02,780 --> 00:35:04,160 All the best Francis. Congrats. 584 00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:05,920 Thank you very much there for the tip. 585 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,720 And a big shout out to Jackie Steens 586 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,920 who's doing the God's Honest 587 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:10,980 there watching the stream 588 00:35:10,980 --> 00:35:14,040 on the birthday, the 27th 589 00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,200 birthday of his life. 590 00:35:16,940 --> 00:35:18,300 And an anniversary 591 00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:19,960 which marks the 27th 592 00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:21,500 year since 593 00:35:21,500 --> 00:35:25,980 He was brought into the world known as Earthworld. 594 00:35:27,220 --> 00:35:31,640 Parents were going to initially name Jack Staines Earthworld Jim, 595 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:34,620 but they decided against that when a cartoon, 596 00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:36,800 which had massive popularity at the time, 597 00:35:37,060 --> 00:35:39,840 known as Earthworm Jim, was doing the rounds. 598 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:44,740 So he was renamed Jack Staines by deed poll 599 00:35:44,740 --> 00:35:50,480 because, unfortunately, he had already been given the name Earthenware Vaz. 600 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,940 It was Jack. 601 00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:56,000 It was a crazy, crazy time to be alive. 602 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:02,120 And the best thing was he never actually got to go to school 603 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,660 with the name Earthenware Pot Jim 604 00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:09,540 because his name had been changed to Jack Staines days after his birth 605 00:36:09,540 --> 00:36:14,500 and no doubt he would have suffered at the merciless hands of many bullies 606 00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:18,380 who would have seized upon the likeness of his name being that 607 00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:25,600 of Earthenware Pot James to that of Earthworm Jim. 608 00:36:26,180 --> 00:36:28,120 And I want to tell you something, Jack Staines, 609 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,680 otherwise known as Earthware James. 610 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:32,260 You're a good guy. 611 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:34,660 27, great time. 612 00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:35,680 Great life. 613 00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:36,340 Great time. 614 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:39,820 And don't become part of the 27 Club. 615 00:36:39,940 --> 00:36:41,520 That's the only thing you need to worry about. 616 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:46,340 And other than that, welcome to the galaxy, James. 617 00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,160 Jack, sorry. 618 00:36:50,460 --> 00:36:51,020 Jack Staines. 619 00:36:51,340 --> 00:36:52,980 Does sound like James, though, doesn't it? 620 00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:57,000 I can just hear a scream in the background there. 621 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:06,340 It was a blood-curdling scream of either a lady or a boy. 622 00:37:07,640 --> 00:37:08,520 We don't know. 623 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:17,980 We found another sensual statue in the lobby or the whatever you want to call this here. 624 00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:19,360 Yet another lobby. 625 00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:23,460 I thought we were in the lobby when we came into the fucking place, but it isn't that way. 626 00:37:26,740 --> 00:37:29,760 Pictures again of the proprietors of the house. 627 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:35,920 Zul Lennox III and his brother, Champagne Rhubarb. 628 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:42,820 Over here, another statuesque figure of a Greek kind of Philosophesian. 629 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,240 Touting books and scrolls. 630 00:37:46,620 --> 00:37:48,320 Going round in fucking rags. 631 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:53,240 They had a lot of sense, didn't they, in the ancient Greek world? 632 00:37:53,940 --> 00:37:57,520 But they didn't have enough sense to make better clothes than that. 633 00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:02,720 And I know you're probably saying, sure, they didn't need, they were the best for the, 634 00:38:02,820 --> 00:38:04,560 they did the job for the time they were in. 635 00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:05,560 But did they, though? 636 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,340 I mean, look at that. 637 00:38:08,660 --> 00:38:13,400 Your feet would be torn by the rocks and stones because they hadn't even invented tarmacadam. 638 00:38:14,060 --> 00:38:17,580 The roads and pavements, pavements hadn't even been invented. 639 00:38:18,220 --> 00:38:21,480 So you'd be walking around in clodhoppers like that. 640 00:38:21,660 --> 00:38:23,500 Not even any sheath on the foot. 641 00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,640 Getting torn to bits. 642 00:38:27,820 --> 00:38:31,160 And, uh, can you get a herb here? 643 00:38:31,200 --> 00:38:32,520 You can't even pick up a herb. 644 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:36,240 So far, not impressed with this mansion. 645 00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:38,200 Let's have a look in the side hatch here. 646 00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:46,380 And we have a model, toy model of the castle, which we can examine. 647 00:38:46,380 --> 00:38:49,660 And there's nothing to really, we can't use that here. 648 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:51,060 We need to use something here. 649 00:38:57,060 --> 00:38:58,260 Let's see if we get there. 650 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,120 What's this now? 651 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:03,360 Look. 652 00:39:04,680 --> 00:39:05,620 Another waste. 653 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:06,620 Waste of time. 654 00:39:06,700 --> 00:39:07,780 Another wasted trip. 655 00:39:09,620 --> 00:39:10,760 It was a save room. 656 00:39:13,020 --> 00:39:14,440 Gonna whip out the pist. 657 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,880 Just in case we get a bit of gristle to the mill. 658 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,500 And it's locked. 659 00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:19,520 And it's locked. 660 00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:34,080 The BER rating on this house is scandalous. 661 00:39:34,700 --> 00:39:35,560 Says Doug Reed. 662 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,380 I didn't check it out, but it might be listed on Daft. 663 00:39:39,580 --> 00:39:42,220 So you'd want to be daft to fucking venture into this place. 664 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:46,100 Without having your fucking ducks lined up and your eggs in order. 665 00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:49,100 Because you will get absolutely hammered. 666 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,900 And now we have another bush here. 667 00:39:53,100 --> 00:39:54,160 Alfred the sixth. 668 00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,680 Just want to show you how much respect I have for Alfred the sixth. 669 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:06,120 Not much at all, guys. 670 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:13,180 Thanks for the tip. 671 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,180 Carson, thanking you very much there. 672 00:40:16,260 --> 00:40:17,200 Carson for the tip. 673 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:18,640 Carsonogenic. 674 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,580 I hope you're getting on well. 675 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:25,280 Carson, if you want to have a cool name or nickname, you could just use Carson. 676 00:40:25,540 --> 00:40:27,580 And then call yourself Carsonogenic. 677 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:28,860 Online. 678 00:40:29,020 --> 00:40:31,240 You know, like people who have, like, mad names online. 679 00:40:31,700 --> 00:40:32,300 Three daughters. 680 00:40:32,540 --> 00:40:34,620 Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela. 681 00:40:35,120 --> 00:40:36,660 Now, remember that. 682 00:40:36,980 --> 00:40:43,160 That's going to come in handy or in use for later on when we have a puzzle which requires the names of the daughters. 683 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:46,160 Bella, Cassandra, and Daniela. 684 00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:47,800 B. 685 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:48,720 C. 686 00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:49,440 D. 687 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:52,220 CBD 688 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:59,440 lovely decorative knife 689 00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,040 and a lovely decorative candle holder 690 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,200 otherwise known as a candelabra 691 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,040 in the business 692 00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:08,680 what's down here? 693 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:09,660 a portcullis 694 00:41:09,660 --> 00:41:12,600 a portcullis which shields 695 00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:13,300 a door 696 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,720 some lovely net curtains which are unslashable 697 00:41:16,720 --> 00:41:27,000 I'm back to this stupid room again 698 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,680 where we've got something probably we're not doing 699 00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:30,600 or we need to do 700 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,380 it's at this moment 701 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,620 that the chat 702 00:41:35,620 --> 00:41:36,760 really needs 703 00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:40,280 to throw a little bit of weight behind the stream here 704 00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:41,540 and get involved 705 00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:43,080 and really 706 00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,680 tell me where to go 707 00:41:44,680 --> 00:41:49,540 mean hall has a door 708 00:41:49,540 --> 00:41:50,100 we're talking 709 00:41:50,100 --> 00:41:53,000 we're talking that big massive hall we were in already 710 00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,380 I went through those doors 711 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,740 thank you very much jukebox 712 00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,540 Connors 713 00:41:56,540 --> 00:42:01,740 J to the K to the B to the O to the X to the C to the O to the N to the N 714 00:42:01,740 --> 00:42:04,820 to the Nth degree to the O to the R's 715 00:42:04,820 --> 00:42:05,740 to the S 716 00:42:05,740 --> 00:42:07,240 I hope you're doing well 717 00:42:07,240 --> 00:42:10,220 can you wish the lads heading north for their first triathlon? 718 00:42:10,220 --> 00:42:11,420 fucking hell lads 719 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:14,540 no sexism here today lads 720 00:42:14,540 --> 00:42:16,980 the triathlon men's only is it? 721 00:42:17,980 --> 00:42:18,300 uh 722 00:42:18,300 --> 00:42:20,900 their first triathlon Saturday the best of luck 723 00:42:20,900 --> 00:42:21,700 and the people watching 724 00:42:21,700 --> 00:42:23,820 could say a quick prayer to St. Anthony 725 00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,700 that Liam finds his vape before 726 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:30,120 or he'll be like a bear on the stout afterwards 727 00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:33,160 tell you about the vape now 728 00:42:33,160 --> 00:42:36,440 I don't think that's gonna do you any favors when it comes to a triathlon 729 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:40,420 there was one door I didn't check out 730 00:42:40,420 --> 00:42:41,240 was it this one? 731 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,560 the big one 732 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,200 ah 733 00:42:43,200 --> 00:42:46,140 mask the angels 734 00:42:46,140 --> 00:42:48,540 blinded by the gaze 735 00:42:48,540 --> 00:42:51,220 that's G-A-Z-E 736 00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,120 here we go 737 00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,720 cutscene scenario 738 00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:56,380 could it be a boss fight? 739 00:42:59,020 --> 00:43:02,840 the laughing witches of Babylon Eastwick the third 740 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:08,880 reminiscent of the pain from Metal Gear Solid 3 741 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:14,700 snake eater who just comes out of a massive swarm of wasps or hornets 742 00:43:14,700 --> 00:43:19,500 these eejits have slash hooks 743 00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:23,760 and they're using utilizing slash hooks 744 00:43:23,760 --> 00:43:36,400 mother I bring you fresh prey 745 00:43:36,400 --> 00:43:38,620 you are so kind to me daughters 746 00:43:38,620 --> 00:43:41,320 you hammered your mother 747 00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:42,820 now 748 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:43,800 you hammered your mother 749 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:44,720 let's take a look at him 750 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,680 you hammered your mother 751 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:48,240 well Ethan Windy 752 00:43:48,240 --> 00:43:49,260 you hammered your mother 753 00:43:49,260 --> 00:43:50,340 you escaped 754 00:43:50,340 --> 00:43:51,480 you hammered your mother 755 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:51,480 you hammered your mother 756 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:54,480 yeah you're a little idiot brother 757 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:55,860 let's see how special you 758 00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:58,360 yes mother 759 00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:58,980 yes mother 760 00:43:58,980 --> 00:44:01,020 yes mother 761 00:44:01,020 --> 00:44:01,900 yes master 762 00:44:01,900 --> 00:44:09,540 bit weird 763 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:10,460 strange 764 00:44:10,460 --> 00:44:13,180 what she at? 765 00:44:13,180 --> 00:44:19,720 I'd have just 766 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:21,060 if that was happening there 767 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,340 I would have just like then 768 00:44:22,340 --> 00:44:24,440 retracted the arm back 769 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:25,580 right hand 770 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,140 whip out the knife or the gun 771 00:44:27,140 --> 00:44:27,980 and then 772 00:44:27,980 --> 00:44:41,860 sorry sorry 773 00:44:41,860 --> 00:44:57,820 there'll be another clip there 774 00:44:57,820 --> 00:44:59,240 take that there 775 00:44:59,240 --> 00:45:10,920 and then you 776 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:10,920 and then you 777 00:45:10,920 --> 00:45:12,260 the other one 778 00:45:12,260 --> 00:45:13,700 the other one as well 779 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:15,620 another one 780 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:17,140 the one that I already shot 781 00:45:17,140 --> 00:45:19,380 and a second one in the fucking first one as well 782 00:45:19,380 --> 00:45:20,500 third one's probably there 783 00:45:20,500 --> 00:45:21,720 she's taken care of 784 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:23,000 then I go back 785 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:25,440 I reload another clip into the fucking handgun 786 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,680 and I still have a hold of the one that was sucking on the hand 787 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:30,520 and then 788 00:45:30,520 --> 00:45:39,560 no more clip left 789 00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:40,360 throw that away 790 00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:41,960 oh yeah 791 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,540 what's this? 792 00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:43,660 crazy bit of business 793 00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:57,860 well I won't do that 794 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:58,040 but 795 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,620 then I finish it all 796 00:45:59,620 --> 00:46:01,060 finish everyone off in there 797 00:46:01,060 --> 00:46:02,040 fricks 798 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:03,560 am I muted? 799 00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,360 I'm not muted 800 00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:04,920 thank god 801 00:46:04,920 --> 00:46:08,280 I'm freaking out man 802 00:46:08,280 --> 00:46:08,540 there 803 00:46:08,540 --> 00:46:08,960 said 804 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,000 should we tell him he's muted? 805 00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:10,320 no 806 00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:13,040 you got me man 807 00:46:13,040 --> 00:46:22,200 I mean I'm thinking if 808 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:23,500 if I was muted 809 00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:24,560 it probably would have 810 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:27,400 you still would have got the picture anyway 811 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,780 but that's what I would have done anyway 812 00:46:29,780 --> 00:46:30,660 in that situation 813 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:31,820 and I would have taken 814 00:46:31,820 --> 00:46:33,920 all of those fucking eejits out 815 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,140 with a few handy shots 816 00:46:36,140 --> 00:46:37,300 but again 817 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:38,520 this game 818 00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:39,820 assumes the 819 00:46:39,820 --> 00:46:41,080 the logical 820 00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,840 I may not be logical 821 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:44,980 but I think I know what I'm talking about 822 00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:49,780 how are you getting on there everyone? 823 00:46:49,900 --> 00:46:50,820 I hope you're doing well 824 00:46:50,820 --> 00:46:52,400 yeah 825 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:52,880 yeah 826 00:46:52,880 --> 00:46:53,140 yeah 827 00:46:53,140 --> 00:46:53,220 yeah 828 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:54,060 great stuff 829 00:46:54,060 --> 00:46:54,620 great stuff 830 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:55,140 great stuff 831 00:46:55,140 --> 00:46:55,680 great stuff 832 00:46:55,680 --> 00:46:56,100 great stuff 833 00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,720 great stuff 834 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:57,120 great stuff 835 00:46:57,120 --> 00:46:57,640 great stuff 836 00:46:57,640 --> 00:46:58,240 great stuff 837 00:46:58,240 --> 00:46:58,760 great stuff 838 00:46:58,760 --> 00:46:59,260 great stuff 839 00:46:59,260 --> 00:46:59,760 great stuff 840 00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,260 great stuff 841 00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:00,760 great stuff 842 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:01,260 great stuff 843 00:47:01,260 --> 00:47:01,560 great stuff 844 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:01,840 oh yeah 845 00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:02,680 we need to press pause 846 00:47:02,680 --> 00:47:03,800 quickly mother 847 00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:05,260 I am the one who captured him 848 00:47:05,260 --> 00:47:06,560 now now daughters 849 00:47:06,560 --> 00:47:09,080 first I must inform mother Miranda 850 00:47:09,080 --> 00:47:10,740 but later 851 00:47:10,740 --> 00:47:11,320 well 852 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,500 there will be enough 853 00:47:13,500 --> 00:47:15,060 for everyone 854 00:47:15,060 --> 00:47:18,400 weird 855 00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,760 weird isn't it 856 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:21,140 just no need for it 857 00:47:21,140 --> 00:47:30,260 oh be careful what you wish for 858 00:47:30,260 --> 00:47:31,660 Ethan Minters 859 00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:52,180 weird isn't it 860 00:47:52,180 --> 00:47:54,400 why do they have to be all doing all that 861 00:47:54,400 --> 00:48:01,640 you know kissing and putting your hand in the mouth and then sniffing the hankies and all that kind of weird is what it is man 862 00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:24,640 it's not even scary it's not even scary it's just odd and I had access to a shotgun a combat knife and a handgun there and in a real situation they would have been utilized to the hilt but unfortunately I don't know press A now we get off this meat hook 863 00:48:24,640 --> 00:48:28,000 another thing is it's not even more on the other thing is it's not even more on the other thing is it's too unrealistic here 864 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,820 now he's had a hook which has spliced his hand open 865 00:48:31,820 --> 00:48:35,640 the left one was already in bits to begin with 866 00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:40,920 You crazy witches. 867 00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:53,020 Johnny Stigmata Hands. 868 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,740 Doing a bit of Stigmata, are you? 869 00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:01,340 Padre Pio, is it? 870 00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,700 Father Pio's after you. 871 00:49:10,860 --> 00:49:15,260 Now we can grab a goblet of fire, a crimson goblet. 872 00:49:18,700 --> 00:49:21,080 View the treasure in your inventory. 873 00:49:22,020 --> 00:49:24,920 And look at this, you can't even walk into the fire. 874 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:26,460 What a rubbish game. 875 00:49:26,540 --> 00:49:29,080 They haven't even been arsed with that. 876 00:49:29,520 --> 00:49:30,960 And maybe they left it out, they were like, 877 00:49:31,020 --> 00:49:31,820 oh, should we put that in? 878 00:49:31,820 --> 00:49:33,520 We've got the mechanics to do it. 879 00:49:33,880 --> 00:49:36,060 Ah no, we don't want them to have a bad time. 880 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,260 Wee wee. 881 00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:40,480 It would be awful if the game player had a bad time. 882 00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:42,200 We might as well just let everything, 883 00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:46,380 we'll just put him in a little maze that he has to run around, 884 00:49:46,540 --> 00:49:49,640 and then everything will happen without him having to figure it out. 885 00:49:49,640 --> 00:49:50,560 Or her. 886 00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:55,440 And now we have a massive lever at the side of the room which you can't pull. 887 00:49:55,440 --> 00:49:58,580 It's got a horse's, a brass horse's head on it. 888 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:01,540 A steed with one leg. 889 00:50:03,740 --> 00:50:07,500 second leg has been snapped off. 890 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:14,560 Take note of that because that could be a, that could be something of some significance down the line. 891 00:50:15,140 --> 00:50:19,560 Now, we've seen these eejits leave outside this room and go through here. 892 00:50:20,820 --> 00:50:24,280 Seems as though they haven't bothered to fucking tidy up inside here either. 893 00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:28,240 A pair of leather gloves and some kind of cotton, 894 00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:32,900 negligee shawl or whatever the hell that is. 895 00:50:33,940 --> 00:50:35,600 A ladies tea set. 896 00:50:37,240 --> 00:50:38,520 Books on a step. 897 00:50:40,380 --> 00:50:41,520 Leather chair. 898 00:50:45,140 --> 00:50:49,280 Lovely, lovely architecture and interior design in this house. 899 00:50:52,540 --> 00:50:53,640 Lovely atmosphere. 900 00:50:54,740 --> 00:50:56,120 Maidens of the harvest now. 901 00:50:56,600 --> 00:50:57,820 Take note of this folks. 902 00:50:58,300 --> 00:51:02,940 It's a painting of a load of, uh, maidens out there in the fields. 903 00:51:03,760 --> 00:51:04,320 Trampling. 904 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:07,880 It seems though they're trampling on the dead bodies of who knows what. 905 00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,060 We don't know. 906 00:51:09,880 --> 00:51:14,920 All we do know is we can't trust any of these people that we've come across inside this world. 907 00:51:16,360 --> 00:51:18,040 It's a disgusting place to be. 908 00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:20,920 It's an easy to pick lock. 909 00:51:21,320 --> 00:51:24,820 Yet again, not one attempt made at picking the lock. 910 00:51:24,940 --> 00:51:26,980 What if you were to use a, a, a, a, the screwdriver? 911 00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:27,700 Would that work? 912 00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:38,480 No, don't even have, don't even have that screwdriver. 913 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:38,580 Okay. 914 00:51:44,260 --> 00:51:54,320 I sold it. 915 00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:56,320 Did I sell the, the screwdriver to your man? 916 00:51:57,360 --> 00:51:58,340 The butter bean. 917 00:52:00,820 --> 00:52:11,200 Few rats. 918 00:52:13,380 --> 00:52:15,160 Few rats. 919 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:23,160 Few rats. 920 00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:33,360 I think the trusty key sheath and the trusty screwdriver just disappeared after it was used. 921 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:38,900 And now mother and child, maroon eye ring, maroon 5. 922 00:52:39,900 --> 00:52:45,780 We can use that eye ring in the gaff, the place, the little housing, maybe the little model of the house. 923 00:52:46,200 --> 00:52:49,920 And then I didn't even press anything, I just walked towards this and he starts going through. 924 00:52:50,080 --> 00:52:52,360 So it's again yet more assisted gameplay. 925 00:52:53,320 --> 00:52:53,880 Mechanics. 926 00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:59,160 And that sensual trap door is closed. 927 00:53:00,220 --> 00:53:03,260 And we have a few of these knights in shining armour scenarios here. 928 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:05,000 They might come to life at some stage. 929 00:53:05,900 --> 00:53:07,500 And now there's a bit of vibration and feedback. 930 00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:11,660 Bit of vibration and feedback on the controller. 931 00:53:12,260 --> 00:53:15,180 And now busts of busts have appeared. 932 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,260 Examine. 933 00:53:18,940 --> 00:53:20,320 You can't use that there. 934 00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:23,780 So we need to find the faces of these guys and stick them on. 935 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:26,580 I don't know where we'd be able to find them. 936 00:53:26,660 --> 00:53:27,400 We'll go through here. 937 00:53:27,580 --> 00:53:28,440 Back again. 938 00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:43,640 It's nice to unlock a door every now and again because a lot of the time... 939 00:53:43,640 --> 00:53:45,580 I was just in here though. 940 00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:46,520 How is it... 941 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:46,780 Oh yeah. 942 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:48,700 We didn't leave out the way I get. 943 00:53:48,700 --> 00:53:49,140 Thanks for that, Jim. 944 00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:51,340 Ralph the Hedgehog. 945 00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,540 How the hell are ya? 946 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,000 Thanks very much, Ralph. 947 00:53:54,220 --> 00:53:55,360 I hope you're getting on well. 948 00:53:55,780 --> 00:53:58,040 And that life as a hedgehog is treating you well as well. 949 00:53:58,100 --> 00:53:59,140 I see one the other day. 950 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,960 The life had gone from it. 951 00:54:01,260 --> 00:54:06,280 Because it had been hit mercilessly by a speeding ball of steel. 952 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:11,360 Which was being propelled through the air via a motor. 953 00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:13,820 Which was attached to a spinning axle. 954 00:54:14,400 --> 00:54:19,140 Which at the end of it had these little fucking big balls of inflatable rubber on them. 955 00:54:19,400 --> 00:54:20,220 Known as wheels. 956 00:54:21,180 --> 00:54:25,340 Was going at a frightening and very unnatural pace. 957 00:54:26,020 --> 00:54:27,500 The hedgehog didn't stand a chance. 958 00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,340 Thanks, Niall Flynn. 959 00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:31,360 Yeah, it was called a car. 960 00:54:31,620 --> 00:54:32,620 It wasn't my car. 961 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:34,960 Thanks for that. 962 00:54:34,960 --> 00:54:36,420 I just drove past the fucker. 963 00:54:36,460 --> 00:54:36,940 It was dead. 964 00:54:38,380 --> 00:54:39,980 And now with the crystal fragment. 965 00:54:41,080 --> 00:54:42,720 Thanks very much for that, Schult. 966 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:48,080 So, so far the game is going at an extreme pace. 967 00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:48,980 It's breakneck. 968 00:54:48,980 --> 00:54:56,000 I know doubt some of you have sustained injuries in your neck, mind and brain so far. 969 00:54:56,120 --> 00:54:58,480 Because I'm really, uh... 970 00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,000 I'm really feeling a bit of inertia as well. 971 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:02,100 Smash this pot. 972 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:05,460 I want everything to be fucking smashable and brokeable. 973 00:55:05,640 --> 00:55:06,180 But it's not. 974 00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,020 Ralph is very upset. 975 00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:10,620 Thank you very much, August Schult. 976 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,020 And you hammered your glove. 977 00:55:13,020 --> 00:55:20,320 So that's that anyway. 978 00:55:20,540 --> 00:55:24,020 We go back over to this room here and maybe put that stupid ira... 979 00:55:24,020 --> 00:55:25,600 Oh, look at the size of this book now. 980 00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,280 We meet again. 981 00:55:27,060 --> 00:55:27,400 Duke? 982 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:28,920 Why are you here? 983 00:55:29,820 --> 00:55:32,020 Where there's coin to be made. 984 00:55:32,160 --> 00:55:35,480 And have you found your daughter? 985 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:36,760 No. 986 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:44,660 If she is truly here, the lady of the castle would have kept little Rose in her private chambers. 987 00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:45,880 Would she not? 988 00:55:46,340 --> 00:55:47,100 Dominic Rusk? 989 00:55:47,640 --> 00:55:49,020 The very same. 990 00:55:49,660 --> 00:55:50,960 Why don't you take a look? 991 00:55:51,640 --> 00:55:52,880 Maybe you'll get lucky. 992 00:55:53,740 --> 00:55:54,460 And speaking of looking... 993 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:56,340 Care to make a purchase? 994 00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:03,320 Well, is there anything worth buying off this clown now? 995 00:56:09,140 --> 00:56:11,020 Seeking something in particular. 996 00:56:16,060 --> 00:56:17,140 So I sell this. 997 00:56:17,220 --> 00:56:19,060 Do I sell these stupid things to him? 998 00:56:19,140 --> 00:56:19,360 Do I? 999 00:56:20,080 --> 00:56:23,120 I mean, if they're sellable, then they're not of any use, I believe. 1000 00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,700 So I mean, might as well just sell them. 1001 00:56:26,580 --> 00:56:27,540 White mineral foam. 1002 00:56:27,660 --> 00:56:28,500 Could probably sell it. 1003 00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:29,020 Oh, valuable. 1004 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:30,520 Oh, yeah. 1005 00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:31,280 I got one. 1006 00:56:33,860 --> 00:56:34,580 Crimson glass. 1007 00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:35,060 Sell that. 1008 00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:35,580 Rubbish. 1009 00:56:35,620 --> 00:56:36,600 I wouldn't even drink from it. 1010 00:56:37,260 --> 00:56:38,220 It's probably not washed. 1011 00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:40,440 You'd probably get tetanus from drinking off it. 1012 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:41,700 And he wouldn't even... 1013 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:46,000 It wouldn't even cut your tongue, but you'd still have a coppery kind of weird copper taste off it. 1014 00:56:46,060 --> 00:56:46,780 Some of the... 1015 00:56:46,780 --> 00:56:50,140 I'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications. 1016 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:52,120 And we'll do them for a small fee. 1017 00:56:52,480 --> 00:56:53,280 Yeah, shit your whole. 1018 00:56:53,900 --> 00:56:55,820 I might sell him this fucking piece of shite as well. 1019 00:56:55,880 --> 00:56:57,640 Because it doesn't even come up in my inventory. 1020 00:56:58,020 --> 00:56:58,520 Or does it? 1021 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:05,200 I look forward to seeing the fruits of your explo... 1022 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:06,080 Shut up. 1023 00:57:06,080 --> 00:57:06,600 Great. 1024 00:57:10,680 --> 00:57:11,660 Equip that. 1025 00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:18,400 And then sell him the gun that I had before maybe. 1026 00:57:18,700 --> 00:57:19,320 How about that? 1027 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:25,200 Shall I choose something for you? 1028 00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:30,740 What are you buying? 1029 00:57:31,420 --> 00:57:34,080 Just something an old friend of mine used to say. 1030 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:52,240 Securing goods is more important than anything. 1031 00:57:52,760 --> 00:57:54,140 Anything, my friend. 1032 00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:58,000 Leave this to me. 1033 00:57:58,000 --> 00:58:07,080 Right. 1034 00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,080 Right. 1035 00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:07,740 Out of here. 1036 00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,380 Thanks for the... 1037 00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:08,380 Please come again. 1038 00:58:08,380 --> 00:58:08,840 This is... 1039 00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:09,800 I don't like these bits. 1040 00:58:11,140 --> 00:58:11,860 Maroon eye ring. 1041 00:58:11,940 --> 00:58:12,560 Put that in there. 1042 00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:13,100 It doesn't work. 1043 00:58:13,800 --> 00:58:16,080 Can you sell the maroon eye ring to your man? 1044 00:58:16,080 --> 00:58:20,480 A craftsman of the late 19th century. 1045 00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:21,480 Norstein. 1046 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:24,660 I'm fucking Norstein, baby. 1047 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:26,740 Norstein. 1048 00:58:27,160 --> 00:58:27,740 Norstein. 1049 00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:29,760 Norstein. 1050 00:58:31,180 --> 00:58:31,800 Norstein. 1051 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:39,780 Was branded a heretic in his homeland. 1052 00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:45,060 He wandered the lands until he settled in remote village. 1053 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,840 Norstein. 1054 00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,780 Norstein. 1055 00:58:49,100 --> 00:58:51,560 Norstein then created four labyrinths. 1056 00:58:51,660 --> 00:58:53,300 The castle house on a hill. 1057 00:58:53,820 --> 00:58:55,020 Winter water wheel. 1058 00:58:55,120 --> 00:58:57,740 The weater wall and the iron tower. 1059 00:58:58,260 --> 00:58:58,820 Norstein. 1060 00:58:59,280 --> 00:58:59,800 Norstein. 1061 00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:00,840 Norstein. 1062 00:59:01,700 --> 00:59:05,240 Antonio Pro says we get Norstein up in this biatch. 1063 00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:22,660 Upon their completion. 1064 00:59:23,100 --> 00:59:27,700 He put a gun to his temple and took his own life. 1065 00:59:28,100 --> 00:59:29,080 You hammered your mother. 1066 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:30,600 Upon completion. 1067 00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:35,640 He put a gun to his temple and took his own life. 1068 00:59:35,980 --> 00:59:37,560 You are a liar. 1069 00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:38,800 Norstein. 1070 00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:43,820 Norstein. 1071 00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:46,760 Norstein. 1072 00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:49,780 Okay, that's enough of that. 1073 00:59:50,060 --> 00:59:50,860 Trapped in the closet. 1074 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,420 Thanks very much for the tip there. 1075 00:59:52,780 --> 00:59:55,340 And you hammered your glover. 1076 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:56,080 Thank you very much. 1077 00:59:56,080 --> 01:00:01,680 Each labyrinth is unique and requires its own specially crafted metal ball to operate. 1078 01:00:03,380 --> 01:00:04,100 What's that? 1079 01:00:04,460 --> 01:00:07,220 Each one contains crystallized human remains. 1080 01:00:07,460 --> 01:00:11,440 Which are said to be Norstein's four beloved wives. 1081 01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:13,000 Norstein. 1082 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,080 Norstein. 1083 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:26,020 Borshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein. 1084 01:00:29,020 --> 01:00:36,720 I wonder if I can just record my voice saying Norshtein on that as well for a crazy bit of loop business. 1085 01:00:38,500 --> 01:00:39,600 Wah! Oh yeah, I can. 1086 01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:52,920 Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein. 1087 01:00:53,520 --> 01:00:57,540 Okay, so then we got that and then we'll just put in a little bit of a beat as well. 1088 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,320 Shut your hole, man. Shut your hole. 1089 01:01:05,260 --> 01:01:09,460 Norshtein, Norshtein, Norshtein. 1090 01:01:09,460 --> 01:01:11,460 No Stein 1091 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:15,560 Did you see this? This is my new trick now. This is the new trick 1092 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:37,620 *Norstein* 1093 01:01:39,980 --> 01:01:44,500 So we need to get a hold of some fucking ass wipe called "Norstein" 1094 01:01:45,140 --> 01:01:47,140 If we save that game there... 1095 01:01:51,700 --> 01:01:54,740 And then we don't have to bother this toolbox either. 1096 01:01:54,740 --> 01:01:56,740 *Groan* 1097 01:01:58,740 --> 01:02:02,740 Is that noise from your man or me when I go through the door that way? 1098 01:02:02,740 --> 01:02:03,540 *Groan* 1099 01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:06,340 That's him. 1100 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:23,280 *Groan* *Groan* 1101 01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:25,520 I have a nice gun anyways. 1102 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:28,320 *Groan* 1103 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:33,120 *Groan* 1104 01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:43,780 yet again crap fire mechanics not not burning me alive at all unlock the door 1105 01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:50,680 we are not so that's done we've we've been through there it's at this point 1106 01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:55,540 now I'm hoping that somebody in the chat comes up with a real great suggestion 1107 01:02:55,540 --> 01:03:03,260 that isn't bad faith doesn't give me the runaround and just basically I'm 1108 01:03:03,260 --> 01:03:09,320 back seats the whole way and and and we can have at this game and have a done 1109 01:03:09,320 --> 01:03:14,840 and dusted by no Stein o'clock because I'm fucking done with this game already 1110 01:03:14,840 --> 01:03:25,040 upstairs okay great stuff I'm just gonna stab the vases first as per Kev Collins 1111 01:03:25,040 --> 01:03:30,860 request and I want to stab the vases and cups as well out of my own volition and 1112 01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:36,920 look at this look at that someone was drinking blood in a fine bone China set 1113 01:03:36,920 --> 01:03:48,500 why did it say examine that there's nothing in this 1114 01:03:48,500 --> 01:04:09,140 Okay, upstairs anyway is a consensus. 1115 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,080 Blood in the cup, she might want to head to the people. 1116 01:04:12,080 --> 01:04:12,740 Okay, yeah. 1117 01:04:14,340 --> 01:04:19,680 Same place you fought a boss in the fucking older Resident Evil, the one who spat green stuff. 1118 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:24,540 Jeez, man, I actually don't have a... I do not know, I can't remember. 1119 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:26,380 Spat green stuff. 1120 01:04:29,060 --> 01:04:30,120 I don't know. 1121 01:04:37,800 --> 01:04:38,240 Norstein. 1122 01:04:40,080 --> 01:04:40,520 Norstein. 1123 01:04:41,140 --> 01:04:41,620 Norstein. 1124 01:04:41,620 --> 01:04:42,620 Norstein. 1125 01:04:45,180 --> 01:04:46,640 It's catchy actually, isn't it? 1126 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,900 Let me do get these fucking vases done. 1127 01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:52,700 Gunpowder. 1128 01:04:56,600 --> 01:04:58,520 Danny Glover style. 1129 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:01,600 Awesome sauce, bae. 1130 01:05:01,820 --> 01:05:04,060 Thank you very much for the tippa-dlippa-dli-la. 1131 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:06,680 Wine room. 1132 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:08,880 Hey, we'll get fucking steamed up in this place, bae. 1133 01:05:08,920 --> 01:05:10,700 Plenty of fucking sauce in this room, hey. 1134 01:05:11,100 --> 01:05:12,680 Plenty of sauce in the wine room, hey. 1135 01:05:14,880 --> 01:05:18,740 Popped into the stream two minutes and saw the lovely bit of Norstein, says awesome sauce. 1136 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:19,460 Thanks very much. 1137 01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:22,740 What's the story here? 1138 01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:24,920 A special bottle adorned with flowers. 1139 01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:26,220 So that's what we need to find. 1140 01:05:26,820 --> 01:05:30,900 And all we have is the mood ring from the movie My Girl. 1141 01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:37,260 Featuring Kevin from Home Alone and the other girl that was in it and who played the lead. 1142 01:05:37,320 --> 01:05:50,880 The winemaking techniques of Castle Dimitrescu can be traced back as far as Georgie Popescu in the 15th Centurions, long before the current occupants of the castle. 1143 01:05:51,880 --> 01:06:00,600 Alcina Dimitrescu uses the legendary yet peculiar technique to enrich the wine's flavour intensity and bestow it with a thick bouquet. 1144 01:06:00,600 --> 01:06:10,000 We already know that this pin in the arse likes to drink the blood because she bit the hand and then was sucking the blood. 1145 01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,980 So maybe these are vampires instead of zombies. 1146 01:06:13,080 --> 01:06:13,540 We don't know. 1147 01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:18,800 Her best vintage is Sangui Virginis, meaning maiden's blood. 1148 01:06:19,440 --> 01:06:24,780 It is kept in a special ornate bottle, decorated with intricate silver flowers. 1149 01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:28,480 Thank you very much there. 1150 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:29,580 No sign of Norstein. 1151 01:06:29,580 --> 01:06:30,240 And you know what? 1152 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:37,980 I'm very, very upset because I was led to believe that Norstein was going to be some figurehead we were going to come across in next to no time at all. 1153 01:06:38,560 --> 01:06:42,280 So far, so Norstein is no Norstein. 1154 01:06:43,060 --> 01:06:46,800 It's more like Norstein at the moment, lads. 1155 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:50,840 No fucking Norstein discrimination tonight, lads. 1156 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,040 There's a grandfather clock there. 1157 01:06:58,560 --> 01:07:01,740 And the time is time for bed. 1158 01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:05,620 It's five past ten. 1159 01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:08,920 Even though the hour hand is nearer the eleven. 1160 01:07:10,960 --> 01:07:11,720 Examine the ring. 1161 01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:12,940 Someone's saying examine the ring. 1162 01:07:13,020 --> 01:07:14,100 Let's have a little look there. 1163 01:07:16,140 --> 01:07:16,960 Examine the ring. 1164 01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:19,140 Maroon eye ring. 1165 01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:22,820 Wow, look at that. 1166 01:07:22,820 --> 01:07:22,840 Wow, look at that. 1167 01:07:24,460 --> 01:07:25,160 Mood ring. 1168 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,500 Now the eye comes out. 1169 01:07:30,180 --> 01:07:30,920 Fucking hell. 1170 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:34,360 Nearly Norstein'd off the chair there. 1171 01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:37,900 The wheel has come off the chair. 1172 01:07:37,900 --> 01:07:46,320 Due to all the abuse and violence it's seen over the past 48. 1173 01:07:47,900 --> 01:07:50,780 People think that this chair gets a lot of grief on stream. 1174 01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,180 You should see the fucking life it has to live off it. 1175 01:07:54,980 --> 01:07:56,300 But it is just a chair. 1176 01:07:56,380 --> 01:07:56,980 Remember that. 1177 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:00,800 And, uh, Norstein Malloy. 1178 01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:01,740 Thank you very much. 1179 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,160 And no sign of Norstein. 1180 01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:06,080 So now we have the stupid eye. 1181 01:08:06,260 --> 01:08:08,380 Which we prized out of that silly little ring. 1182 01:08:09,340 --> 01:08:11,140 I wonder if we can put that in. 1183 01:08:11,180 --> 01:08:11,760 No, we can't. 1184 01:08:13,020 --> 01:08:13,400 No. 1185 01:08:18,980 --> 01:08:21,100 Go to Duke to get the lockpicks. 1186 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:24,000 Now is Duke the big fella who sells me stuff? 1187 01:08:32,220 --> 01:08:33,300 Justice for chair. 1188 01:08:37,300 --> 01:08:37,740 Okay. 1189 01:08:38,760 --> 01:08:40,640 Okay, Duke is the big fella, right? 1190 01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,220 We'll get this fella and we'll get him fucking sorted out. 1191 01:08:43,980 --> 01:08:44,880 Maybe we'll go down here. 1192 01:08:44,880 --> 01:08:54,260 Have we a map here? 1193 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,540 Let's see where we're going here. 1194 01:08:55,600 --> 01:08:57,300 So this is the main hall we're in now. 1195 01:08:57,340 --> 01:08:58,920 It's the main hall now we were in. 1196 01:09:03,420 --> 01:09:04,400 Hall of the Four. 1197 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:06,360 Now there are the four angels busts. 1198 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,280 Then there's the merchant. 1199 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:09,520 And he is Duke. 1200 01:09:09,580 --> 01:09:13,060 So we turn around 180 degrees. 1201 01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:14,700 And head back down this way. 1202 01:09:14,700 --> 01:09:15,300 There's great stuff. 1203 01:09:16,540 --> 01:09:17,920 Couple of vases here. 1204 01:09:18,760 --> 01:09:19,580 Couple of vases. 1205 01:09:19,640 --> 01:09:20,260 Nothing in them. 1206 01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:22,340 Four busts. 1207 01:09:22,520 --> 01:09:24,160 Not really bothered about them yet. 1208 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:25,320 Let's go into here. 1209 01:09:25,900 --> 01:09:26,920 Give this lad... 1210 01:09:26,920 --> 01:09:27,280 Welcome. 1211 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:29,420 Jeez, he's fucked. 1212 01:09:30,180 --> 01:09:32,500 Give this guy something to sing about. 1213 01:09:33,440 --> 01:09:35,000 Now, four lockpicks, is it? 1214 01:09:39,000 --> 01:09:39,560 Purchase them. 1215 01:09:39,620 --> 01:09:39,800 Yeah. 1216 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:43,760 I've only one lockpick got there. 1217 01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:48,300 Does he replenish lockpicks? 1218 01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:50,040 Good day then. 1219 01:09:52,040 --> 01:09:53,740 Any vase in here, lads? 1220 01:09:53,900 --> 01:09:55,280 Do you put the eyeball in here, do you? 1221 01:09:57,280 --> 01:09:57,600 No. 1222 01:10:03,740 --> 01:10:04,960 Now, lockpick. 1223 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:05,000 Lockpick. 1224 01:10:05,120 --> 01:10:05,820 Let's go up here. 1225 01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:07,300 Where do we use this lockpick, lads? 1226 01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:08,860 Up stairs, is it? 1227 01:10:10,120 --> 01:10:11,560 Go right of the wine room. 1228 01:10:11,780 --> 01:10:13,560 Good man yourself, soiled sponge. 1229 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:15,820 Good man yourself. 1230 01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,120 Oh. 1231 01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,820 No vase deception here, lads. 1232 01:10:23,960 --> 01:10:25,580 Go into that mansion tonight. 1233 01:10:25,680 --> 01:10:27,080 Go into the next vase, you see. 1234 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:27,780 Open it up. 1235 01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,400 Thanks for the tip. 1236 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:31,840 Whoa. 1237 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:31,840 Whoa. 1238 01:10:32,040 --> 01:10:32,720 See that face? 1239 01:10:35,180 --> 01:10:35,580 Bongella. 1240 01:10:36,320 --> 01:10:36,840 Dembelli. 1241 01:10:37,400 --> 01:10:39,020 Thank you very much, that thunder horse. 1242 01:10:39,120 --> 01:10:40,680 Here's two Norsteins for a new chair. 1243 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:41,400 Thank you very much. 1244 01:10:41,760 --> 01:10:43,880 I won't be getting a new chair anytime soon, lads. 1245 01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:44,760 Not tonight, lads. 1246 01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:48,220 No new chair for me tonight, lads. 1247 01:10:50,640 --> 01:10:52,180 This chair's in it for the bitter- 1248 01:10:52,180 --> 01:10:53,440 Till the bitter end, shall I say. 1249 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,700 Oh, not these eagents again. 1250 01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,460 Norsteiners. 1251 01:11:16,600 --> 01:11:17,700 Give me a break. 1252 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:23,240 Give me a break. 1253 01:11:24,140 --> 01:11:25,940 I can't hold back any longer. 1254 01:11:26,360 --> 01:11:28,740 I can't fucking stay here any longer. 1255 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:30,040 I'd rather run away from you. 1256 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,520 You tit. 1257 01:11:34,980 --> 01:11:35,480 Now. 1258 01:11:36,560 --> 01:11:37,200 Use the ring. 1259 01:11:38,720 --> 01:11:40,280 Midges are awful in Romania. 1260 01:11:41,180 --> 01:11:42,600 So now we move away with- 1261 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,580 What happened there anyway? 1262 01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:45,580 Do I go upstairs again now? 1263 01:11:45,580 --> 01:11:47,580 Oh. 1264 01:12:00,640 --> 01:12:01,080 Norstein. 1265 01:12:02,660 --> 01:12:03,060 Norstein. 1266 01:12:03,540 --> 01:12:03,940 Norstein. 1267 01:12:09,940 --> 01:12:10,540 What? 1268 01:12:15,340 --> 01:12:16,900 Handheld lockpick device. 1269 01:12:18,780 --> 01:12:20,440 Can you use a lockpick here? 1270 01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:20,940 Is it- 1271 01:12:20,940 --> 01:12:24,580 Use a family photo of me? 1272 01:12:24,580 --> 01:12:43,860 Come on down you go 1273 01:12:43,860 --> 01:12:56,760 June the 9th 1958 1274 01:12:56,760 --> 01:13:04,440 It was my first day working at the castle today 1275 01:13:04,440 --> 01:13:09,580 I was most shocked to see the other staff were all women 1276 01:13:09,580 --> 01:13:11,580 They're all women 1277 01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:15,060 No sexism today lads 1278 01:13:15,060 --> 01:13:16,960 No sexism here today lads 1279 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:19,000 No sexism here today lads 1280 01:13:19,000 --> 01:13:22,840 No sexism here today lads 1281 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,340 The mistress and her daughters were very adamant 1282 01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:32,380 That they wouldn't bite 1283 01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,480 It was quite peculiar 1284 01:13:34,480 --> 01:13:40,100 June 23rd 1958 1285 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:48,480 It's been two weeks since I have feckin ate I started working at the castle I'm a little afraid 1286 01:13:48,480 --> 01:13:57,580 Another maid Adela made a big mistake and Miss Daniella slashed her bleeding face with a knife 1287 01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:58,960 With a knife 1288 01:13:58,960 --> 01:13:59,540 With a knife 1289 01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:19,960 And at night I can hear wailing as if the ghosts roam the halls and I want to go sailing 1290 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:28,340 July 8th 1958 I don't know what to do How about you? 1291 01:14:28,340 --> 01:14:58,340 No Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, no Stein, 1292 01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:01,540 So I when I open the window just a crack shut it 1293 01:15:02,280 --> 01:15:06,460 Shut it now. They all shrieked at me in unison 1294 01:15:07,520 --> 01:15:09,520 Fucking bad week 1295 01:15:20,800 --> 01:15:22,800 Fear I may have been 1296 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:29,300 Taken down into the cellar never to be seen again. I don't even know what to do. I don't 1297 01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:33,320 Know what to do. I don't 1298 01:15:34,420 --> 01:15:36,420 Know what to do 1299 01:15:36,420 --> 01:15:52,980 Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein, Nordschstein. 1300 01:15:53,240 --> 01:15:58,100 Okay, that was the Nordschstein edition of the diary entry from July the 8th, 1958. 1301 01:15:58,820 --> 01:16:01,180 It's not even a diary, it's a scrap of fucking paper. 1302 01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:04,600 What a waste of sentiment that that was. 1303 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:06,900 Whoever made that a waste of sentiment. 1304 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:11,380 Man on the cage, thank you very much for the tip there. 1305 01:16:11,480 --> 01:16:13,560 You say, I see you managed to escape last night. 1306 01:16:13,640 --> 01:16:14,600 Thanks very much for that. 1307 01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:16,060 Hope you're doing well. 1308 01:16:16,780 --> 01:16:17,440 Thanks for having me. 1309 01:16:17,460 --> 01:16:21,720 And that you're Nordschstein'd out of it, or not. 1310 01:16:22,740 --> 01:16:25,260 We don't know whether or not it's a good thing to be Nordschstein'd at the moment. 1311 01:16:25,360 --> 01:16:29,720 We haven't decided that yet, but we will in time and at pace. 1312 01:16:30,760 --> 01:16:33,380 And Pod of Dolphins, thank you very much for Pod of Dolphins. 1313 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:37,640 Keep the hairy creature on, lad, from now on. 1314 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:38,520 Thank you very much. 1315 01:16:47,720 --> 01:16:48,980 That's some... 1316 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:51,240 Now we can see herself there. 1317 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,720 Lady Georgie Popescu down there. 1318 01:16:56,520 --> 01:16:57,980 Wearing a big long dress. 1319 01:16:58,180 --> 01:17:01,220 Sh'teed over, man. 1320 01:17:01,840 --> 01:17:02,980 Fucking sh'teed over. 1321 01:17:14,980 --> 01:17:15,480 B-dunk. 1322 01:17:15,480 --> 01:17:18,660 Can I get a shout out to my XPM, Tony Blair? 1323 01:17:19,160 --> 01:17:20,180 How you getting on, Tony? 1324 01:17:20,540 --> 01:17:21,740 You big warmonger. 1325 01:17:22,160 --> 01:17:23,960 Hope everything's not going great. 1326 01:17:25,680 --> 01:17:28,320 I won't wish death upon anyone, but it's fucking... 1327 01:17:29,240 --> 01:17:30,320 It's, you know... 1328 01:17:30,980 --> 01:17:33,640 A lot of people died because of the decisions you made. 1329 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:35,420 All the best, Tony. 1330 01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:36,020 Good luck. 1331 01:17:39,060 --> 01:17:40,880 Now, some bullets in the bag. 1332 01:17:41,020 --> 01:17:41,580 Not bad. 1333 01:17:41,780 --> 01:17:44,920 It's nice when you've got a few fucking bullets in the back pocket backing you up, isn't it? 1334 01:17:45,420 --> 01:17:46,700 You're heading into the... 1335 01:17:46,700 --> 01:17:47,560 The back of beyond. 1336 01:17:47,660 --> 01:17:48,480 The depths of nowhere. 1337 01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,500 The doldrums. 1338 01:17:51,200 --> 01:17:52,980 You want to have a little bit of stuff. 1339 01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:00,000 There we go. 1340 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,040 380 lei. 1341 01:18:17,920 --> 01:18:18,340 Wow. 1342 01:18:18,700 --> 01:18:19,500 We pull this... 1343 01:18:19,500 --> 01:18:23,480 What's the story with that? 1344 01:18:25,980 --> 01:18:28,920 Can we set fire to something by bringing it over here? 1345 01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:31,560 Nordsteining it over here. 1346 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:39,220 I don't know what you do here. 1347 01:18:44,660 --> 01:18:45,340 Oh, yeah. 1348 01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:49,440 And then Nordsteining it over here as well. 1349 01:18:52,440 --> 01:18:53,340 Do you know what? 1350 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:54,140 I was... 1351 01:18:54,140 --> 01:19:01,140 I look back and it is a bit pixelated because I'm not playing the game at a high... 1352 01:19:01,140 --> 01:19:03,040 Or doing the stream at a very high bitrate. 1353 01:19:03,120 --> 01:19:05,640 So someone was saying there yesterday, oh, yeah, it's a bit pixelated. 1354 01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,060 And other people are saying, nah, it's grand. 1355 01:19:08,620 --> 01:19:11,940 But there's visual sticklers out there. 1356 01:19:12,860 --> 01:19:14,100 They're actually correct. 1357 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,060 Push in light. 1358 01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,140 Oh, trust in light. 1359 01:19:17,140 --> 01:19:24,440 Hmm. 1360 01:19:24,740 --> 01:19:25,860 It's because it's so dark. 1361 01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:26,480 I wonder. 1362 01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:30,940 I would have thought that the darkness would have probably been a better picture. 1363 01:19:31,120 --> 01:19:34,240 I mean, you're dealing with lots of colors and color information. 1364 01:19:34,620 --> 01:19:36,360 And luminance. 1365 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:38,140 You're probably eating up more... 1366 01:19:40,100 --> 01:19:41,620 Bitrate, are you not? 1367 01:19:41,820 --> 01:19:42,540 Look at that. 1368 01:19:43,260 --> 01:19:44,600 It's been a shoe polisher. 1369 01:19:45,740 --> 01:19:46,480 Black wax. 1370 01:19:46,480 --> 01:19:48,020 Inside of the cell. 1371 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,380 Nothing else inside the cell. 1372 01:19:54,400 --> 01:19:56,140 Dungeon trap for the Nordstein. 1373 01:20:01,140 --> 01:20:03,740 Looks like there was a bit of a dodgy party going on. 1374 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:08,940 And then a bucket for whatever runoff there is from those proceedings. 1375 01:20:09,940 --> 01:20:20,940 And a very, very concerning and discomforting contraption, which is connected to the head then. 1376 01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,040 Who knows what the hell that does. 1377 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:23,820 It brings you up and down. 1378 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:26,100 It just dangles you up and down and around. 1379 01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:30,140 And then makes you do a bit of an expulsion then into the bucket. 1380 01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:36,500 What kind of sick minds are behind these things you'd wonder. 1381 01:20:37,340 --> 01:20:53,140 Crazy bit of gimp maskage going on there. 1382 01:20:53,140 --> 01:20:54,140 There's a traditional gimp mask. 1383 01:20:54,140 --> 01:20:56,320 There's a traditional gimp lock face mask. 1384 01:20:56,520 --> 01:21:01,660 And you've got kind of more of a normal mask Venetian thing with something for the eyes. 1385 01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:03,320 That's a torture for the eyes. 1386 01:21:03,980 --> 01:21:08,780 And you've got a real Pigville, Tennessee scenario there. 1387 01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:12,100 And then God knows what that one is. 1388 01:21:13,140 --> 01:21:14,380 And a lot of pliers. 1389 01:21:15,560 --> 01:21:16,700 And calipers. 1390 01:21:18,620 --> 01:21:21,380 And then we've got some kind of rack. 1391 01:21:21,780 --> 01:21:24,040 Rack and pinion scenario there. 1392 01:21:26,040 --> 01:21:26,600 Black. 1393 01:21:27,100 --> 01:21:28,180 It's not blood. 1394 01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:29,020 It's black. 1395 01:21:29,140 --> 01:21:30,680 I wonder is the blood. 1396 01:21:30,760 --> 01:21:32,480 Has blood been turned off in the game? 1397 01:21:32,780 --> 01:21:34,200 Like gore or violence. 1398 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:36,200 Camera. 1399 01:21:36,200 --> 01:21:36,200 Camera. 1400 01:21:37,080 --> 01:21:37,860 Game settings. 1401 01:21:38,140 --> 01:21:39,480 This is what you need. 1402 01:21:39,640 --> 01:21:40,080 Display. 1403 01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:40,740 Display. 1404 01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,380 Graphics. 1405 01:21:47,240 --> 01:21:48,160 Color space. 1406 01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:00,320 Oh, we did see. 1407 01:22:00,440 --> 01:22:01,520 We saw blood on the teacup. 1408 01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:01,900 That's right. 1409 01:22:02,180 --> 01:22:03,660 What the hell is this black stuff then? 1410 01:22:04,860 --> 01:22:07,120 Smatterings of black wax. 1411 01:22:08,560 --> 01:22:09,460 Maybe it is blood. 1412 01:22:09,540 --> 01:22:10,880 Look, it's just so dark. 1413 01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:12,620 We haven't seen it. 1414 01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:15,960 Maybe it's clotted and gone black. 1415 01:22:32,400 --> 01:22:33,480 Jesus Christ. 1416 01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:38,620 That's a really disturbing scenario there. 1417 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:40,000 I don't know if you can see this. 1418 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:42,980 Is the gamma cranked up enough for you to really check this out? 1419 01:22:43,040 --> 01:22:44,520 It's a toilet. 1420 01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:48,180 Seems to be full of innards and gizzards. 1421 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:53,300 And there's a bit of movement down there as well. 1422 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,860 I'm not going to spend all day on it. 1423 01:22:54,860 --> 01:22:56,400 But I mean, somebody did. 1424 01:22:57,340 --> 01:22:59,480 And the mess they have made there. 1425 01:22:59,540 --> 01:23:00,220 It needs emptying. 1426 01:23:01,120 --> 01:23:02,100 It needs emptying. 1427 01:23:02,320 --> 01:23:08,620 And a septic, some kind of septic solution needs to be poured down there because that's going to cause a lot of consternation. 1428 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:11,820 A lot of bacteria is going to form there. 1429 01:23:11,820 --> 01:23:18,420 And also quite interesting to see how that is working because it's full of guts there. 1430 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:21,420 And then I can see inside the crack at the side there. 1431 01:23:22,420 --> 01:23:24,020 There is zero guts. 1432 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:26,940 So maybe there is actually I can see something there. 1433 01:23:29,740 --> 01:23:31,500 Yeah, I can see something inside there. 1434 01:23:33,100 --> 01:23:34,720 But you'd think it'd be spilling out. 1435 01:23:35,520 --> 01:23:37,840 Unless it's got an interior lining. 1436 01:23:40,180 --> 01:23:43,620 Like a few black bin bags or something just lining it out there. 1437 01:23:43,700 --> 01:23:44,040 I'm not sure. 1438 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,780 Heavy duty refuse sacks that you could have got down the shop. 1439 01:23:46,860 --> 01:23:47,480 Now what's this? 1440 01:23:47,520 --> 01:23:49,020 Another little interesting scenario. 1441 01:23:49,140 --> 01:23:50,400 It's a piece of garlic bread. 1442 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:52,560 Inside a bowl. 1443 01:23:53,860 --> 01:23:55,820 Underneath a clock hammer. 1444 01:23:56,740 --> 01:23:58,660 Or a fucking spike neck shaft. 1445 01:23:58,660 --> 01:24:03,820 Permanent Hulk status. 1446 01:24:05,820 --> 01:24:08,500 And now another one of these hanging men. 1447 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:13,440 It's a crazy, crazy, scary, disgusting, sick, venal world. 1448 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:17,020 And someone needs to clean up the mess down here. 1449 01:24:17,500 --> 01:24:18,940 And I'm the man to do it now. 1450 01:24:21,860 --> 01:24:24,580 I was saying to you the other day that cheats... 1451 01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:27,740 I don't want to be using cheats in a game which I haven't completed. 1452 01:24:27,740 --> 01:24:33,240 But I'd happily put in the cheats for this game right here now. 1453 01:24:33,360 --> 01:24:36,420 If it meant I had a fucking flamethrower or a minigun or something. 1454 01:24:38,420 --> 01:24:40,140 Irina Robustappetite. 1455 01:24:40,660 --> 01:24:41,740 Mihaila Robustappetite. 1456 01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:44,080 Lois Robustappetite. 1457 01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:44,860 Ingrid. 1458 01:24:45,520 --> 01:24:46,000 Unstable. 1459 01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,580 And overly alert at times. 1460 01:24:50,580 --> 01:24:51,780 Make of that what you will. 1461 01:25:02,460 --> 01:25:02,820 Right. 1462 01:25:03,240 --> 01:25:04,280 Something's happening now. 1463 01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:05,840 Maybe that's it. 1464 01:25:05,920 --> 01:25:07,700 That body just fell on the floor there. 1465 01:25:10,920 --> 01:25:12,900 Perhaps a clue to look up. 1466 01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:13,920 There's nothing there though. 1467 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:15,160 We're in the catacombs. 1468 01:25:15,260 --> 01:25:16,540 The catacombs are... 1469 01:25:16,540 --> 01:25:17,920 Fucking... 1470 01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:19,660 Basement dwellers. 1471 01:25:22,860 --> 01:25:23,800 Metal scrap. 1472 01:25:38,920 --> 01:25:41,420 Nordstein the chair to my liking there. 1473 01:25:42,540 --> 01:25:44,960 Fucking wheel keeps on coming off the Nordstein though. 1474 01:25:44,980 --> 01:25:46,420 So I don't know what's going to happen here. 1475 01:25:46,460 --> 01:25:47,540 I'm going to have to get a new chair. 1476 01:25:50,920 --> 01:25:53,720 I'm going to have that screws in. 1477 01:25:53,720 --> 01:25:54,180 All right. 1478 01:26:02,740 --> 01:26:04,040 Alexander Popov. 1479 01:26:04,040 --> 01:26:06,040 Nordstein. 1480 01:26:10,040 --> 01:26:10,440 Nordstein. 1481 01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:12,680 Nordstein. 1482 01:26:13,140 --> 01:26:13,700 Nordstein. 1483 01:26:14,380 --> 01:26:14,820 Nordstein. 1484 01:26:15,100 --> 01:26:17,000 Why is he saying Nordstein all the time? 1485 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:18,000 It's not even funny. 1486 01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:19,240 Nordstein. 1487 01:26:20,380 --> 01:26:20,860 Nordstein. 1488 01:26:21,440 --> 01:26:21,920 Nordstein. 1489 01:26:22,620 --> 01:26:23,980 I had to switch off. 1490 01:26:24,900 --> 01:26:25,840 After a while man. 1491 01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:26,540 He was just annoying. 1492 01:26:26,660 --> 01:26:27,700 Catch on saying Nordstein. 1493 01:26:27,900 --> 01:26:28,480 Fucking hell. 1494 01:26:31,040 --> 01:26:32,060 That's a grenade. 1495 01:26:32,140 --> 01:26:32,300 Is it? 1496 01:26:32,960 --> 01:26:33,460 Whoa. 1497 01:26:33,660 --> 01:26:34,700 Nice job there. 1498 01:26:34,880 --> 01:26:36,960 That was a lovely, lovely grenade. 1499 01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:40,220 I wish we had an instant Nordstein replay of that. 1500 01:26:40,860 --> 01:26:41,860 But we don't. 1501 01:26:46,800 --> 01:26:49,160 That isn't an advert for NordVPN. 1502 01:26:50,160 --> 01:26:52,000 The NordVPN. 1503 01:26:52,140 --> 01:26:54,160 Crystal Skull. 1504 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,620 Fucking Shia LaBeouf. 1505 01:26:56,860 --> 01:26:59,000 And Harrison Ford. 1506 01:27:01,460 --> 01:27:02,640 Indiana Buff. 1507 01:27:03,920 --> 01:27:05,260 Indiana LaBeouf. 1508 01:27:05,800 --> 01:27:07,380 And the Crystal Skull. 1509 01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:11,220 Look at this now. 1510 01:27:11,340 --> 01:27:12,360 Nordstein O'Clock. 1511 01:27:15,540 --> 01:27:18,880 I'm not going to waste my time with these fucking Luthromons. 1512 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:20,200 They're coming out of the fucking ground. 1513 01:27:20,560 --> 01:27:21,180 But that's the way. 1514 01:27:21,240 --> 01:27:24,520 If they're replicating that fast, there's no point in fighting them. 1515 01:27:34,560 --> 01:27:34,840 Nordstein. 1516 01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:35,920 Nordstein. 1517 01:27:36,440 --> 01:27:37,280 Nordstein. 1518 01:27:37,280 --> 01:27:37,400 Nordstein. 1519 01:27:42,820 --> 01:27:46,840 Should I bother fighting these eejits or should I just run around them and avoid them? 1520 01:27:51,660 --> 01:27:53,620 Serguy Blashtov's after you. 1521 01:27:54,820 --> 01:27:56,900 So we know this fucking thing. 1522 01:27:57,160 --> 01:27:57,500 That was it. 1523 01:28:05,180 --> 01:28:05,720 Kill him. 1524 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:06,720 Game is action focused. 1525 01:28:06,820 --> 01:28:07,040 Okay. 1526 01:28:07,200 --> 01:28:07,760 Let's do it. 1527 01:28:08,680 --> 01:28:10,320 We'll take out the piece. 1528 01:28:11,000 --> 01:28:12,860 My piece I give you. 1529 01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:14,680 We'll load up the clip. 1530 01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:17,140 And let's have a good time with this. 1531 01:28:23,220 --> 01:28:23,660 Fuck. 1532 01:28:25,660 --> 01:28:27,080 These guys are useless. 1533 01:28:29,880 --> 01:28:30,860 But they're resilient. 1534 01:28:31,420 --> 01:28:32,700 And they've got a lot of heart. 1535 01:28:33,180 --> 01:28:34,180 So that's the hard thing. 1536 01:28:35,180 --> 01:28:36,440 Keep coming back for more. 1537 01:28:36,440 --> 01:28:42,900 I prefer now to be. 1538 01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:44,100 For this to be like a. 1539 01:28:44,640 --> 01:28:45,420 Doing a. 1540 01:28:45,520 --> 01:28:46,420 A time crisis. 1541 01:28:46,660 --> 01:28:46,840 Or a. 1542 01:28:47,400 --> 01:28:48,420 Where you had a gun. 1543 01:28:48,860 --> 01:28:50,080 And you're just walking around. 1544 01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:52,720 Shooting them. 1545 01:28:52,960 --> 01:28:53,740 As opposed to. 1546 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:56,060 First person with a gamepad controller. 1547 01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:00,380 But then again. 1548 01:29:00,380 --> 01:29:03,160 I believe there was a resident evil game. 1549 01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:03,760 Which did that. 1550 01:29:03,820 --> 01:29:04,640 And it wasn't great. 1551 01:29:07,060 --> 01:29:07,800 Can't keep the. 1552 01:29:07,980 --> 01:29:09,220 Full opinion on it. 1553 01:29:09,240 --> 01:29:10,060 Because I've never played it. 1554 01:29:10,180 --> 01:29:10,200 But. 1555 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:12,520 Like with resident evil. 1556 01:29:13,040 --> 01:29:13,480 Revelations. 1557 01:29:13,480 --> 01:29:14,540 Or something like that. 1558 01:29:21,780 --> 01:29:22,200 Survivor. 1559 01:29:22,260 --> 01:29:22,400 Yeah. 1560 01:29:23,120 --> 01:29:24,060 Was it any good? 1561 01:29:24,180 --> 01:29:24,900 I'm not sure. 1562 01:29:30,340 --> 01:29:31,100 So now. 1563 01:29:31,300 --> 01:29:32,400 Let's have a little look here. 1564 01:29:32,480 --> 01:29:32,900 And see. 1565 01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:39,840 Chamber of solace. 1566 01:29:41,560 --> 01:29:42,200 So we've. 1567 01:29:42,200 --> 01:29:43,620 We've come through all these little. 1568 01:29:44,280 --> 01:29:44,640 Places. 1569 01:29:44,760 --> 01:29:44,960 Have we? 1570 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,000 Oh and thanks very much. 1571 01:29:46,100 --> 01:29:47,100 Shout out to all the boys. 1572 01:29:47,160 --> 01:29:48,620 Working cash in hand. 1573 01:29:49,260 --> 01:29:50,080 Except Bobby. 1574 01:29:50,800 --> 01:29:51,920 It's a big shout out there. 1575 01:29:52,000 --> 01:29:53,160 To everyone working cash in hand. 1576 01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:54,000 Except. 1577 01:29:54,600 --> 01:29:54,900 Bobby. 1578 01:29:55,000 --> 01:29:55,700 It's a shame Bobby. 1579 01:29:56,340 --> 01:29:57,240 It's a real shame. 1580 01:29:57,340 --> 01:29:58,200 I'm sorry for you Bob. 1581 01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:59,220 I really am. 1582 01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:07,780 Oh there's light at the end of the tunnel. 1583 01:30:14,500 --> 01:30:15,740 Shite at the end of the funnel. 1584 01:30:20,200 --> 01:30:20,720 Hell. 1585 01:30:21,180 --> 01:30:22,780 We got 700 Lee. 1586 01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:25,960 For those bullies. 1587 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:25,960 For those bullies. 1588 01:30:25,960 --> 01:30:25,960 For those bullies. 1589 01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,980 Why do I keep seeing red in the corner? 1590 01:30:42,160 --> 01:30:42,580 Am I dying? 1591 01:30:42,580 --> 01:30:42,820 Am I? 1592 01:30:42,820 --> 01:31:02,840 No. 1593 01:31:02,840 --> 01:31:03,500 No. 1594 01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:03,840 No. 1595 01:31:03,840 --> 01:31:09,700 No. 1596 01:31:11,860 --> 01:31:14,440 That's gonna really stand us in good stead. 1597 01:31:14,520 --> 01:31:15,840 Whatever the hell that was that I got. 1598 01:31:17,420 --> 01:31:18,140 Some Lee. 1599 01:31:19,460 --> 01:31:21,840 Is there anything to be said for getting up there? 1600 01:31:21,940 --> 01:31:22,120 Is there? 1601 01:31:22,860 --> 01:31:23,740 Not possible. 1602 01:31:23,860 --> 01:31:24,020 No. 1603 01:31:24,020 --> 01:31:24,120 No. 1604 01:31:24,660 --> 01:31:38,820 another blip another glitch of the PC game I don't if this happens on console but every time I 1605 01:31:38,820 --> 01:31:48,360 unequip the pistol there the samurai edge it just goes if I equip the knife now look it leaves my 1606 01:31:48,360 --> 01:32:04,020 fast do I press up it's gone now look it's left the thing how would you shortcut oh yeah sorry it's my 1607 01:32:04,020 --> 01:32:13,260 fault sorry I'm an idiot yeah I just thought it did it automatically 1608 01:32:13,260 --> 01:32:36,600 Cassandra caused all this mess Cassandra's after you I think you need flames to fight these agents you 1609 01:32:36,600 --> 01:32:59,580 fire fire these fireflies are there which tools do you prefer just color chem fluid you're where are you 1610 01:32:59,580 --> 01:33:25,980 going little one fuck bullets cannot harm all right the bullets can't you stupid man thing going on the hell 1611 01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:43,980 is going on here going on here these headshots headshots baby headshots baby oh and sliced and diced we're 1612 01:33:43,980 --> 01:33:50,700 gonna take where it's time to take out the fucking shotgun shotty boom body crazy bit of business 1613 01:33:50,700 --> 01:34:12,060 yes and again what the hell's going on she's turning into ice like tea 1000 oh sex discrimination here 1614 01:34:12,060 --> 01:34:19,980 that's we're not smash her up now she's turning into a block of ice that's great crystal torso that's 1615 01:34:19,980 --> 01:34:26,380 we're taking that down tonight we're gonna take that torso down to the main hallway tonight lads not 1616 01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:33,340 tomorrow tonight straightaway I won't be here in a month of Sundays I'd be rather down watching bows we're 1617 01:34:33,340 --> 01:34:41,260 gonna take that torso down to the bust and stick it in the bust 1618 01:34:41,260 --> 01:34:43,260 oh 1619 01:34:43,260 --> 01:34:47,900 another bag of flour there is it 1620 01:34:47,900 --> 01:34:59,260 that one's rhetoric smothered her in the end is right box of rats 1621 01:34:59,260 --> 01:35:07,900 that's what's supposed to look like rats someone needs to tell the chef that they're fucking not 1622 01:35:07,900 --> 01:35:14,940 edible tubes growing out of them and everything that are we here oh yeah we need to move on do we can't get 1623 01:35:14,940 --> 01:35:16,940 get out of here 1624 01:35:16,940 --> 01:35:26,940 that was a bottle of wine that we go and leave in that wine room tonight lads and that's the uh sagweaver ginis which is a bottle of blood 1625 01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:28,940 uh 1626 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:28,940 uh 1627 01:35:28,940 --> 01:35:30,940 uh 1628 01:35:30,940 --> 01:35:49,940 wine room tonight lads. And that's the Sagweaver Ginis, which is a bottle of blood. Maiden's 1629 01:35:49,940 --> 01:35:51,940 blood. 1630 01:35:51,940 --> 01:36:08,940 Nice. Nice. Does that fit onto the Wesker gun? 1631 01:36:08,940 --> 01:36:38,920 Equip parts in your inventory. Customizable power for hang on. Does that fit into the...oh, we sold the Lemmy. Okay, alright. Lemmy from Motorhead. So is there any point to that? Because when you get that Wesker gun, I'm not sure. 1632 01:36:38,920 --> 01:37:02,920 The Wesker gun, I just think, what's the point of having two handguns? So I kept the Wesker gun, but now I'm getting a free part. But it seems as though the Wesker gun already has kind of customizable parts attached to it that would save me a bit of coin in the end when it comes to the...oh, now we have another lockpick as well. That's a great scenario to be in. Smash a few of these pots and pans here. Nothing. Nothing doing. 1633 01:37:08,900 --> 01:37:11,900 nice 1634 01:37:28,400 --> 01:37:33,860 up to the top flight of the stairs there and stick that fucking wine bottle inside 1635 01:37:33,860 --> 01:37:44,000 the wine holder tonight lads stick the sangui virginis into there picked it up 1636 01:37:44,000 --> 01:37:47,720 at Donnybrook fair earlier on lads 1637 01:37:58,860 --> 01:38:12,860 new ones are always better they want you to upgrade it's not like 34 and red 9 what would you do for the entire game yet I suppose no I mean I've had a nice few experiences with that Wesker gun now in my possession 1638 01:38:12,860 --> 01:38:24,720 and there we have the courtyard key the courtyard key guys let's see if we can get this going here lads 1639 01:38:27,860 --> 01:38:31,700 The Coors Yard Key. The Coors Yard Key. 1640 01:38:31,700 --> 01:39:01,680 The Coors Yard Key. 1641 01:39:01,680 --> 01:39:21,400 The court's guaranteed. 1642 01:39:21,400 --> 01:39:27,680 You hammered your mother. 1643 01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:37,680 The court's MVP here. 1644 01:39:37,680 --> 01:39:39,680 Women. 1645 01:39:39,680 --> 01:39:43,680 Thanks for the tip. 1646 01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:45,680 Nerd tech talk and message. Thank you very much. 1647 01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:49,680 If you care to look at it, your quality issue even is called interframe compression. 1648 01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:51,680 Although, could you be doing a bit rate? 1649 01:39:51,680 --> 01:39:56,680 What bit rate do you stream at? I think we're clocking up a good 4,000k lads. 1650 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:59,680 In the bit rate of the stream. 1651 01:39:59,680 --> 01:40:06,680 Now, my experience was when it was streaming the call of duty that that needed to be cranked up. 1652 01:40:06,680 --> 01:40:09,680 To as high as you could get it. 1653 01:40:09,680 --> 01:40:11,680 Seven or eight even. 1654 01:40:11,680 --> 01:40:15,680 And even that didn't provide a good clean viewing experience in my opinion. 1655 01:40:15,680 --> 01:40:25,680 So, whether or not, if I can go into the settings and select 6k now, I'm not sure if that's going to start. 1656 01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:27,680 I might have to stop the stream and restart it again. 1657 01:40:27,680 --> 01:40:28,680 I'll just do that. 1658 01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:29,680 One second now. 1659 01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:30,680 We'll stop and we'll start streaming. 1660 01:40:30,680 --> 01:40:31,680 Sorry about that. 1661 01:40:31,680 --> 01:40:32,680 One second. 1662 01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,680 Right. 1663 01:40:33,680 --> 01:40:34,680 I selected 6 there. 1664 01:40:34,680 --> 01:40:35,680 Hopefully, 6 works. 1665 01:40:35,680 --> 01:40:50,680 Probably, it's probably going to be rubbish again anyway. 1666 01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:53,680 Maybe refresh the stream then. 1667 01:40:53,680 --> 01:40:57,680 Looks the same. 1668 01:40:57,680 --> 01:41:00,680 What a waste of time. 1669 01:41:00,680 --> 01:41:01,680 The courtyard key. 1670 01:41:01,680 --> 01:41:03,680 The courtyard key. 1671 01:41:03,680 --> 01:41:04,680 The courtyard key. 1672 01:41:04,680 --> 01:41:08,680 So, now where's the fucking courtyard? 1673 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:10,680 Let's have a little look here now. 1674 01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:25,960 now and find out what the hell has to be done in the courtyard. Look at this, we have a booklet. 1675 01:41:25,960 --> 01:41:31,500 Some merchant calls himself the Duke appeared out of a horse drawn caravan. He seems to know 1676 01:41:31,500 --> 01:41:37,880 what's happening here, so says the thing. Sorry I just got a little shlug of the coffee that 1677 01:41:37,880 --> 01:41:51,220 I forgot before I went on stream I had half a cup of coffee left. I don't trust him, says 1678 01:41:51,220 --> 01:41:55,760 the man. But I don't have time for that, I need to search the castle for roles. Or at least 1679 01:41:55,760 --> 01:42:01,000 some clues, hey. This castle looks like something straight out of a gothic horror movie complete 1680 01:42:01,000 --> 01:42:07,080 with giant noble woman and her three witch daughters. But they caught me. While I was in the 1681 01:42:07,080 --> 01:42:12,980 caught me. While I was looking for Rose. And strung me up. I had to bite the bullet in order 1682 01:42:12,980 --> 01:42:20,420 to get loose. Heard like hell to. Oh look there's a whole complete diary here. Of everything that's 1683 01:42:20,420 --> 01:42:25,420 gone. Should have been a night like any and then Chris Redfield came and destroyed our family. 1684 01:42:25,420 --> 01:42:31,640 He took Rose away, shot Mia right in front of me. I was knocked out, now I'm in some forest 1685 01:42:31,640 --> 01:43:01,540 in the middle of nowhere. It's funny how he had time to eloquently put a pen to paper here and also sketch these little things out in a booklet. Thank you very much Tony B. Tony. And Tony B. It's Tony B. Sorry here now. I was going to change the courtyard key to it's Tony B. We might be able to have that going on. If we can get that, that's going to be a great situation there. Sorry about that now. Sorry about that. We'll just try that. 1686 01:43:01,540 --> 01:43:11,260 that once more time there and then we gotta go no sorry about Tony B no we don't want that 1687 01:43:11,260 --> 01:43:18,960 it's fucked it up hasn't it really fucked this up now fuck that up really have fucked that up sorry 1688 01:43:18,960 --> 01:43:28,840 Tony Tony B it's Tony B and now we have the big Tony B scenario 1689 01:43:28,840 --> 01:43:43,940 dare I dare say without getting ahead of myself that we are starting to get into the flow of this 1690 01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:56,220 game it's no clear scenario burn but there may be life in it yet life outside the miles dungeon 1691 01:43:56,220 --> 01:43:59,340 might be brighter it might be brighter 1692 01:43:59,340 --> 01:44:17,900 Ferg thank you for the tip enjoying the streams you've got to get on the VR buzz it's great crack he said 1693 01:44:17,900 --> 01:44:25,020 Give me a shout when you're looking to get back into the VR circuit. 1694 01:44:25,580 --> 01:44:28,540 Look, Ferg, I have not gone the VR route at all. 1695 01:44:28,540 --> 01:44:31,560 I don't know if I can do that. 1696 01:44:32,100 --> 01:44:35,540 Once I put that headset on, I may never take it off. 1697 01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:39,920 And we all know what happens when a man spends too long inside his headset. 1698 01:44:40,860 --> 01:44:41,700 He gets fucked up. 1699 01:44:42,120 --> 01:44:43,860 Things start to go off the rails. 1700 01:44:44,900 --> 01:44:53,880 I'm not talking about that quality TV show that used to be on RTE, which you can get every series on back to back. 1701 01:44:53,980 --> 01:44:54,840 It's on Blu-ray. 1702 01:44:54,840 --> 01:45:02,840 You can buy that off of not on Amazon, but you can buy it off of eBay at a nice price. 1703 01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:13,240 Thank you very much for the tip there, nerd. 1704 01:45:13,400 --> 01:45:14,080 Thank you very much. 1705 01:45:14,140 --> 01:45:15,700 I'm not calling you a nerd. 1706 01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:18,740 That's just the name that you've attached to the tip. 1707 01:45:18,980 --> 01:45:20,220 And I want to say thanks very much. 1708 01:45:26,400 --> 01:45:31,340 Sorry about this, guys. 1709 01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:37,500 Now just need to get refreshed here before we really cruise back into the world of survival horror. 1710 01:45:43,380 --> 01:45:44,380 Thanks for the tip. 1711 01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,480 Thanks for the tip. 1712 01:45:46,480 --> 01:45:51,220 I believe VR is going to be used for Resident Evil 4. 1713 01:45:51,320 --> 01:45:52,600 They're going to do that for VR. 1714 01:45:54,320 --> 01:45:56,500 I don't know when that's coming out, so I might do that. 1715 01:45:56,900 --> 01:45:58,640 And that's when I'll get it. 1716 01:45:58,680 --> 01:45:59,680 But I'll get it for the half-life. 1717 01:45:59,680 --> 01:46:14,700 But I would like to have a VR headset for Gran Turismo on the PlayStation. 1718 01:46:14,700 --> 01:46:20,820 But that would require having a PlayStation VR headset. 1719 01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:23,960 And then you'd have to shell out for the Oculus one for the PC. 1720 01:46:23,960 --> 01:46:24,960 That's too much. 1721 01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:27,760 It's much too much. 1722 01:46:33,760 --> 01:46:36,120 It's worth it for half-life, Alex. 1723 01:46:37,860 --> 01:46:39,060 Says snipers. 1724 01:46:39,140 --> 01:46:40,040 How are you snipers? 1725 01:46:43,240 --> 01:46:44,960 Well, then, it must be done. 1726 01:46:45,920 --> 01:46:51,200 Tomorrow morning at Braid Dake, I'm going to bring out the fucking headset. 1727 01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,620 And take it for a spin. 1728 01:46:54,920 --> 01:47:01,920 I think first off, though, when the headset is purchased, I might have to do a stream where I'm just wearing the fucking headset knocking around town. 1729 01:47:02,300 --> 01:47:04,580 Without plugging the headset into anything at all. 1730 01:47:04,980 --> 01:47:06,680 And see how that goes on stream. 1731 01:47:06,680 --> 01:47:15,600 And if that works, then we'll fucking download the legitimate version of Half-Life, Alex, from Steam.com in order to play it. 1732 01:47:16,840 --> 01:47:20,360 No cracked version of fucking Alex here today, lots. 1733 01:47:27,420 --> 01:47:33,660 So we venture forth now into the fucking breakneck hall speed of the wine room, the liquor house. 1734 01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:49,740 We've already been down here, though, and we managed to get ourselves a lovely, lovely bust, which we'll take into the main dormitory hallway room and place inside one of the four crystal busts, which we have down here. 1735 01:47:50,160 --> 01:47:53,080 It's a lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely place to be. 1736 01:47:53,960 --> 01:47:55,820 Dona Fogarty, thank you very much. 1737 01:47:55,900 --> 01:47:57,380 Dona Fogarty, thanks very much. 1738 01:47:57,380 --> 01:48:02,100 So what's this now? 1739 01:48:02,220 --> 01:48:02,840 Examine that. 1740 01:48:02,900 --> 01:48:07,700 The courtyard key. 1741 01:48:07,700 --> 01:48:07,820 The courtyard key. 1742 01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:27,280 Sell the torso. 1743 01:48:27,280 --> 01:48:27,300 Sell the torso. 1744 01:48:27,300 --> 01:48:28,200 You sell it, do you? 1745 01:48:29,160 --> 01:48:31,620 That fucking wheel keeps on coming off the chair. 1746 01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:34,620 See, there's a price. 1747 01:48:34,700 --> 01:48:39,100 There's a heavy price to be paid for if you're fucking smashing the stuff around in your room. 1748 01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:44,980 Because, yeah, it might provide a few moments of kind of, oh, yeah, it was funny when he did that. 1749 01:48:45,280 --> 01:48:48,020 But then, you know, there is a price to be paid for that. 1750 01:48:48,020 --> 01:48:50,040 And that's the furniture breaks, you see. 1751 01:48:50,460 --> 01:48:52,680 So do be prepared to have to replace these things. 1752 01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:52,680 I've expanded my services. 1753 01:48:52,680 --> 01:48:54,100 Please, come take a look. 1754 01:48:54,500 --> 01:48:57,780 And listen to the amount of shite this lad has been programmed to see. 1755 01:48:58,640 --> 01:49:00,500 Doesn't even make sense, this guy. 1756 01:49:00,660 --> 01:49:01,980 Does not even make sense. 1757 01:49:02,120 --> 01:49:06,840 All these people have, they're all overgrown. 1758 01:49:07,580 --> 01:49:13,160 The original merchant has been made redundant. 1759 01:49:15,160 --> 01:49:17,840 This fella alluded to him in an earlier speech. 1760 01:49:17,840 --> 01:49:18,280 Perhaps he hasn't laid eyes on him. 1761 01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:20,680 Said something like an old friend of mine used to say. 1762 01:49:21,160 --> 01:49:23,000 Ah, yes, yes. 1763 01:49:24,780 --> 01:49:29,260 So we sell him the shite that we got in that room with the idiots. 1764 01:49:29,720 --> 01:49:30,380 Crystal skull? 1765 01:49:30,600 --> 01:49:30,880 Gone. 1766 01:49:31,160 --> 01:49:32,420 Little and often fills the purse. 1767 01:49:32,420 --> 01:49:33,100 Crystal torso? 1768 01:49:33,100 --> 01:49:33,860 Sold. 1769 01:49:36,160 --> 01:49:37,020 Ingrid's necklace? 1770 01:49:37,300 --> 01:49:38,080 Don't want it. 1771 01:49:45,120 --> 01:49:46,900 Sell the compensator for that. 1772 01:49:47,460 --> 01:49:48,060 Okay, right. 1773 01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:48,940 What's the story here? 1774 01:49:49,020 --> 01:49:50,280 Now, just quickly, very quickly. 1775 01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:51,840 OSW Review HD. 1776 01:49:51,960 --> 01:49:54,040 You seem to be the man who knows about things. 1777 01:49:54,800 --> 01:49:55,800 What's the story now? 1778 01:49:55,860 --> 01:50:01,520 Do I fucking buy that LEMI gun back and bite the bullet and customize that? 1779 01:50:01,600 --> 01:50:03,000 Or do I keep the Wesker gun? 1780 01:50:03,340 --> 01:50:04,220 Actually, no, I'll sell it. 1781 01:50:04,380 --> 01:50:06,160 Because the Wesker gun's meant to be powerful. 1782 01:50:06,160 --> 01:50:07,560 Hard times, Ethan. 1783 01:50:14,580 --> 01:50:16,160 How come you can't... 1784 01:50:16,160 --> 01:50:19,100 Ah, so you don't need to upgrade the Wesker gun. 1785 01:50:19,200 --> 01:50:20,160 It's already good enough. 1786 01:50:21,460 --> 01:50:22,960 I'd like to fucking do this thing up. 1787 01:50:23,020 --> 01:50:25,480 25,000 Lee I have. 1788 01:50:25,960 --> 01:50:26,740 Reload speed. 1789 01:50:28,060 --> 01:50:29,280 Ammo capacity, yeah. 1790 01:50:29,720 --> 01:50:30,540 Crank that up. 1791 01:50:32,600 --> 01:50:33,820 Crank that up as well. 1792 01:50:33,820 --> 01:50:38,720 She's maxed out now. 1793 01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:45,660 I've procured some new items for you, Mr. Winters. 1794 01:50:49,740 --> 01:50:51,220 Till next we meet. 1795 01:50:53,160 --> 01:50:54,620 Right, right, right, right, right. 1796 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:56,660 Nothing worth putting in here. 1797 01:50:56,780 --> 01:50:58,100 The courtyard key. 1798 01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:59,320 So we need to find the courtyard. 1799 01:50:59,780 --> 01:51:00,720 That's the main thing. 1800 01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:09,780 I mean, I may not be logical, but I think I know what I'm talking about. 1801 01:51:09,960 --> 01:51:11,600 And the courtyard should be out there. 1802 01:51:15,160 --> 01:51:16,960 But there's no way out, you see. 1803 01:51:17,020 --> 01:51:22,720 You have to fucking do some sort of jig acting where you're giving the run around, putting heads in busts. 1804 01:51:29,460 --> 01:51:30,320 Oh, great. 1805 01:51:30,320 --> 01:51:40,760 Oh, so thirsty. 1806 01:51:40,760 --> 01:51:42,760 *Sigh* 1807 01:52:06,760 --> 01:52:07,760 *Sigh* 1808 01:52:08,760 --> 01:52:13,760 Sorry, this just needs to be... I need to move faster with the keys, with the shticks. 1809 01:52:13,760 --> 01:52:16,760 Cursor.control type, key bindings... 1810 01:52:16,760 --> 01:52:17,760 *Sigh* 1811 01:52:20,760 --> 01:52:23,760 Movement camera, movement camera, movement camera, no, no, no. 1812 01:52:23,760 --> 01:52:27,760 I don't want... it's not the camera, I want to fucking just swing around faster. 1813 01:52:27,760 --> 01:52:31,760 Do you know the sensitivity of the shticks? The movement sensitivity. 1814 01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:38,760 Hello Ben Elliott, how are ya? I hope you're doing well Ben. 1815 01:52:38,760 --> 01:52:42,760 It's a great day isn't it? Lovely day outside. 1816 01:52:44,760 --> 01:52:47,760 X axis, where'd you do that? It's on camera, okay. 1817 01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:48,760 Okay, okay. 1818 01:52:48,760 --> 01:52:49,760 *Sigh* 1819 01:52:49,760 --> 01:52:50,760 *Sigh* 1820 01:52:50,760 --> 01:52:53,760 Aiming, movement camera, normal, inverse, no, no, no. 1821 01:52:53,760 --> 01:52:56,760 Movement camera speed, five, six, seven, eight. 1822 01:52:56,760 --> 01:52:59,760 Aiming camera, one, two, three, four. 1823 01:52:59,760 --> 01:53:00,760 *Sigh* 1824 01:53:00,760 --> 01:53:01,760 *Sigh* 1825 01:53:01,760 --> 01:53:05,760 Movement camera acceleration, what's that? 1826 01:53:05,760 --> 01:53:09,760 Play the controller. 1827 01:53:17,760 --> 01:53:21,760 Is that faster now? I'm not sure. 1828 01:53:21,760 --> 01:53:37,760 Maybe I should play with a mouse. 1829 01:53:37,760 --> 01:53:43,760 Like literally switch the fucking game off. 1830 01:53:43,760 --> 01:53:49,760 Go and find a mouse in the attic and go IRL stream myself playing with a little mouse. 1831 01:53:49,760 --> 01:53:55,760 Right where am I going here now? Because this is ridiculous. 1832 01:53:55,760 --> 01:53:59,760 It's a courtyard key. We've got a courtyard key. 1833 01:53:59,760 --> 01:54:03,760 But we don't know where the courtyard is. 1834 01:54:03,760 --> 01:54:07,760 And it's really beginning to get on my wick at the moment. 1835 01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:12,760 I'm having no help whatsoever from the so called professionals out there. 1836 01:54:12,760 --> 01:54:15,760 Who are watching this speedrun. 1837 01:54:15,760 --> 01:54:21,760 I'm doing the speedrun for a year. 1838 01:54:21,760 --> 01:54:25,760 I think it's a damn liberty that I should have to wait on information. 1839 01:54:25,760 --> 01:54:29,760 The information I'm being given is far from speedrun-esque. 1840 01:54:33,760 --> 01:54:37,760 Anaconda G, thank you very, very much for that. 1841 01:54:45,760 --> 01:54:48,680 Anacondy G. Anacondy G. 1842 01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:50,680 Anacondagy. 1843 01:54:50,680 --> 01:55:20,660 Anacondagy. 1844 01:55:20,660 --> 01:55:22,660 Anacondagy. 1845 01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:34,660 *Sigh* 1846 01:55:34,660 --> 01:55:36,660 Sorry about that. 1847 01:55:36,660 --> 01:55:50,660 *Sigh* 1848 01:55:50,660 --> 01:56:06,660 *Sigh* 1849 01:56:06,660 --> 01:56:10,660 I need a new chair lads, this is rubbish. 1850 01:56:10,660 --> 01:56:14,660 It's fucking rubbish. 1851 01:56:14,660 --> 01:56:18,660 Bots are back are they? 1852 01:56:18,660 --> 01:56:22,660 Webcams are coming. 1853 01:56:22,660 --> 01:56:24,660 The webcams are here. 1854 01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:26,660 *Sigh* 1855 01:56:26,660 --> 01:56:28,660 Okay, okay, porn bots. 1856 01:56:28,660 --> 01:56:30,660 Where are they? 1857 01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:32,660 Let's have a look. 1858 01:56:32,660 --> 01:56:34,660 Fucking porn bots. 1859 01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:36,660 Webcamschat.com 1860 01:56:36,660 --> 01:56:40,660 Hot girls and boys video chat. 1861 01:56:40,660 --> 01:56:42,660 It's time for you to go guys. 1862 01:56:42,660 --> 01:56:44,660 It's time for you to go guys. 1863 01:56:44,660 --> 01:56:46,660 *Sigh* 1864 01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:46,660 It's time for you to go. 1865 01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:48,660 You've gone. 1866 01:56:48,660 --> 01:56:50,660 *Sigh* 1867 01:56:50,660 --> 01:56:52,660 *Sigh* 1868 01:56:52,660 --> 01:56:54,660 *Sigh* 1869 01:56:54,660 --> 01:56:56,660 *Sigh* 1870 01:56:56,660 --> 01:56:58,660 *Sigh* 1871 01:56:58,660 --> 01:57:00,660 *Sigh* 1872 01:57:00,660 --> 01:57:02,660 *Sigh* 1873 01:57:02,660 --> 01:57:25,660 Thank you very much. Hello Francis. I am an Irish gamer. I love cooking. You see. That's all you've said in the message. What a sweet, wholesome and innocent message that is from Donal, who has been kind enough to tip and leave a message which just says I'm an Irish gamer and I love cooking. 1874 01:57:27,660 --> 01:57:50,660 Wow. Okay so OSW is back in the house with some prime time tip information here. You remember the room with the big windy stairs. Oh windy, sorry windy yeah. Go through the door between the stairs and the fire courtyard doors through there good man. 1875 01:57:52,660 --> 01:57:59,660 Big shout out to web chat webcamschat.com who are fans of the stream as well who are advertising webcams. 1876 01:58:00,660 --> 01:58:05,660 But we had to ban them yet again. They keep on cropping up with different accounts. 1877 01:58:10,660 --> 01:58:35,660 And they're gone now. So we go back out here. Now we go back out into this one here. Now the room with the windy stairs. And now between the fire and it's this here and the courtyard is out here. But as I recall we can't get out here. Oh we can. So now courtyard is down here. And down there. Portcullis. 1878 01:58:35,660 --> 01:58:41,680 snipers thanks very much for the tip shout out to all those crazy webcams 1879 01:58:41,680 --> 01:58:49,400 that are doing the lord's work out there in the chat the chat stream and i want to say this first 1880 01:58:49,400 --> 01:58:55,400 and foremost thanks for the tip and another thing any of the the chat bots there they're out watching 1881 01:58:55,400 --> 01:59:04,820 i value your your commitment and dedication i know that your message is one of degeneracy and 1882 01:59:04,820 --> 01:59:11,460 it sickens me but at the same time you have to admire the tenacity and the persistence with which 1883 01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:15,300 you've managed to create multiple personas and accounts in order to get into the chat 1884 01:59:15,300 --> 01:59:22,080 and be subsequently squashed like a fucking midgie between the palm and my fist 1885 01:59:22,080 --> 01:59:31,680 on a on a lovely summer's night look at it's time to go russian bots i'm finished with you 1886 01:59:31,680 --> 01:59:38,000 balls you were in it go back to where you came there's another door you haven't tried okay 1887 01:59:38,000 --> 01:59:41,320 so there's another door up here is it 1888 01:59:41,320 --> 01:59:46,120 oh god back to where the kitchen table is 1889 01:59:46,120 --> 01:59:52,760 so we're in here now is this the right way with me so much 1890 01:59:52,760 --> 02:00:04,520 is this not the courtyard key the courtyard portcullis 1891 02:00:04,520 --> 02:00:10,400 the portcullis key 1892 02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:17,840 oh for fuck's sake 1893 02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:21,680 get out of here 1894 02:00:21,680 --> 02:00:42,320 i'm looking there lads there's nothing going on there's nothing happening there telling me i'm going the right way there was a kitchen table someone said go back to where there's a kitchen table 1895 02:00:42,320 --> 02:00:59,640 try using the map says damien costello we've tried that i would assume now you might think i'm a bollocks but is that not the courtyard there the carriage gate the courtyard 1896 02:00:59,640 --> 02:01:07,960 they're saying turn right here what turn right into the main hall 1897 02:01:07,960 --> 02:01:13,480 Dining room. Where the fuck is the d- 1898 02:01:13,480 --> 02:01:15,720 Alright, there. Ah, look. Courtyard key! 1899 02:01:18,440 --> 02:01:20,080 Who was telling me to go in there? 1900 02:01:21,320 --> 02:01:23,920 OSW review? You said to go into the fucking door 1901 02:01:23,920 --> 02:01:25,980 next to the fire down there. Ah, look! 1902 02:01:37,240 --> 02:01:37,640 Sorry. 1903 02:01:37,640 --> 02:02:06,160 it. Courtyard key, the courtyard key. Nearly fucking broke my neck there. We won't be doing 1904 02:02:06,160 --> 02:02:12,560 much more of that again. I started doing this spinning chair crack there last night. I thought, 1905 02:02:12,680 --> 02:02:20,420 this is it. This is the gimmick that's going to last a lifetime. Little did I know. Little 1906 02:02:20,420 --> 02:02:27,040 did I know. It's finished. The gimmick is over before we even started to reap the benefits. 1907 02:02:34,680 --> 02:02:47,020 I'm going to get another fucking spin or two out of that chair before I throw it in the 1908 02:02:47,020 --> 02:03:01,140 skip. Right, okay, sorry. I just fucking put this, put a bit of health first aid med in myself 1909 02:03:01,140 --> 02:03:13,480 there and then straight inside. And then we're using the courtyard key, guys. Thank you very 1910 02:03:13,480 --> 02:03:17,820 much there. Sweet Beast, Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. Can't watch the stream this 1911 02:03:17,820 --> 02:03:22,700 week. Sending good vibes in Earthenware vases. Thanks very much. And Sweet Beast, formerly Mark. 1912 02:03:22,700 --> 02:03:29,820 Thank you very much, sir. Now, what the hell is going on out here? It's not a good situation, 1913 02:03:29,820 --> 02:03:36,540 it got some lavender some purple plants purple haze purple pills purple hills by 1914 02:03:36,540 --> 02:03:40,580 d12 featuring Eminem 1915 02:03:56,760 --> 02:04:06,180 no stand inside this gazebo nothing happens over here we should get I could 1916 02:04:06,180 --> 02:04:13,320 sell that fucking family photo to that weirdo he probably pay a good price for 1917 02:04:13,320 --> 02:04:15,700 it as well 1918 02:04:23,700 --> 02:04:38,460 great we've got some fucking clippity clappity footsteps going on that's that's going to be a nice situation 1919 02:04:51,120 --> 02:04:55,940 have you done to my daughter 1920 02:04:55,940 --> 02:05:06,200 we can load up the fucking shotty too hotty here nice the shotty has been adequately pimped 1921 02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,580 to the hilt 1922 02:05:07,580 --> 02:05:13,120 you can't get inside there 1923 02:05:13,120 --> 02:05:19,280 castle map castle bear that'll be nice 1924 02:05:19,280 --> 02:05:26,360 and now a pool of sangui virginia 1925 02:05:26,360 --> 02:05:34,440 oh look it's one of these turntable statue puzzles I love these these are great fun all together 1926 02:05:34,440 --> 02:05:42,200 we have four statues and we have to turn them in a correct way position way now let's have a look 1927 02:05:42,200 --> 02:05:50,940 man on horseback with sword he cuts a kind of Don Quixote-esque figure doesn't he what an asshole 1928 02:05:50,940 --> 02:06:11,280 over here the old the young lady of Bethlehem with a bottle of vino in the hands then herself the big woman with a goblet of fire and now the three wise men who met Jesus on that night 1929 02:06:11,280 --> 02:06:12,880 night, the night of his birth. 1930 02:06:13,440 --> 02:06:15,380 And they have a bag, a sack, 1931 02:06:15,480 --> 02:06:17,220 a cloth laden with the 1932 02:06:17,220 --> 02:06:18,380 grapes of wrath. 1933 02:06:20,140 --> 02:06:21,040 To show you 1934 02:06:21,040 --> 02:06:23,160 what we're dealing with here, it's a solid 1935 02:06:23,160 --> 02:06:25,320 cloth with some solid 1936 02:06:25,320 --> 02:06:26,160 grapes as well. 1937 02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:29,320 Over in the corner of the 1938 02:06:29,320 --> 02:06:30,680 room, a lovely sink 1939 02:06:30,680 --> 02:06:33,420 for you to wash your visage 1940 02:06:33,420 --> 02:06:35,360 with, or wash off any 1941 02:06:35,360 --> 02:06:37,680 of the day's remnants 1942 02:06:37,680 --> 02:06:39,480 which has gathered. Maybe you 1943 02:06:39,480 --> 02:06:40,720 could give yourself a little 1944 02:06:40,720 --> 02:06:43,280 cat bath. Wash 1945 02:06:43,280 --> 02:06:45,420 underneath your arms and around your 1946 02:06:45,420 --> 02:06:47,240 neck and scrub behind the ears 1947 02:06:47,240 --> 02:06:48,960 and flannel your face. 1948 02:06:53,540 --> 02:06:54,880 Corner number four, 1949 02:06:55,980 --> 02:06:56,860 a plant pot. 1950 02:06:59,720 --> 02:07:01,580 A lovely mirror which doesn't 1951 02:07:01,580 --> 02:07:02,840 reflect my own image. 1952 02:07:04,540 --> 02:07:05,080 A bit of 1953 02:07:05,080 --> 02:07:07,780 poor programming 1954 02:07:07,780 --> 02:07:10,160 there from the Capcomanians 1955 02:07:10,160 --> 02:07:12,080 over in Japan. 1956 02:07:12,780 --> 02:07:14,620 We jump into this pool of blood. 1957 02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:20,080 And I'm getting nothing out of that. 1958 02:07:20,640 --> 02:07:21,340 Nothing's happening. 1959 02:07:22,380 --> 02:07:23,700 We have a commode. 1960 02:07:24,500 --> 02:07:25,460 A Victorian 1961 02:07:25,460 --> 02:07:26,160 commode. 1962 02:07:28,720 --> 02:07:43,600 Victorian commode. 1963 02:07:43,600 --> 02:07:43,600 Victorian commode. 1964 02:07:47,340 --> 02:07:48,640 No, it's not. 1965 02:07:48,780 --> 02:07:50,060 It needs to be on... 1966 02:07:50,060 --> 02:07:50,940 American... 1967 02:07:50,940 --> 02:07:53,600 American... 1968 02:07:53,600 --> 02:07:55,180 Mark Kamauld. 1969 02:08:06,300 --> 02:08:07,840 Mark Kamauld. 1970 02:08:08,380 --> 02:08:10,040 Victorian Kamauld. 1971 02:08:10,040 --> 02:08:25,480 Mark Kamauld. 1972 02:08:25,480 --> 02:08:43,640 Mark Kamauld. 1973 02:08:43,640 --> 02:08:47,620 Mark Kamauld. 1974 02:08:47,620 --> 02:08:51,560 Mark Kamauld. 1975 02:08:51,560 --> 02:08:55,540 Victorian Kamauld. 1976 02:08:55,540 --> 02:09:02,820 Victorian Kamauld. 1977 02:09:02,820 --> 02:09:05,480 Mark Kamauld. 1978 02:09:05,480 --> 02:09:07,600 Mark Kamauld. 1979 02:09:07,600 --> 02:09:09,400 Mark Kamauld. 1980 02:09:09,400 --> 02:09:11,600 Victorian Kamauld. 1981 02:09:11,600 --> 02:09:13,600 Depeche Kamauld. 1982 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:15,600 Victorian Kamauld. 1983 02:09:15,600 --> 02:09:17,720 Depeche Kamauld. 1984 02:09:17,720 --> 02:09:19,600 Victorian Kamauld. 1985 02:09:19,600 --> 02:09:23,580 Depeche Kamauld. 1986 02:09:23,580 --> 02:09:27,580 Depeche Kamauld. 1987 02:09:27,580 --> 02:09:30,860 Depeche Kamauld. 1988 02:09:30,860 --> 02:09:30,860 Depeche Kamauld. 1989 02:09:30,860 --> 02:09:31,860 Depeche Kamauld. 1990 02:09:31,860 --> 02:09:34,520 Depeche Kamauld. 1991 02:09:34,520 --> 02:09:35,520 Victorian Kamauld. 1992 02:09:35,520 --> 02:09:37,520 American Kamauld. 1993 02:09:37,520 --> 02:09:39,520 Victorian Kamauld. 1994 02:09:39,520 --> 02:09:41,520 Depeche Kamauld. 1995 02:09:41,520 --> 02:09:43,020 Victoria Kamauld. 1996 02:09:43,020 --> 02:09:43,860 Depeche Kamauld. 1997 02:09:43,860 --> 02:09:45,860 Depeche Kamauld. 1998 02:09:45,860 --> 02:09:46,800 Victorian Kamauld. 1999 02:09:46,800 --> 02:09:50,780 Depeche Kamauld. 2000 02:09:50,780 --> 02:09:52,780 Victoria Kamauld. 2001 02:09:52,780 --> 02:09:54,780 Depeche Kamauld. 2002 02:09:54,780 --> 02:09:56,780 Victoria Kamauld. 2003 02:09:56,780 --> 02:09:57,780 Depeche Kamauld. 2004 02:09:57,780 --> 02:09:59,780 Depeche Kamauld. 2005 02:09:59,780 --> 02:10:00,780 American Kamauld. 2006 02:10:00,780 --> 02:10:01,780 Victoria Kamauld. 2007 02:10:01,780 --> 02:10:02,780 Victoria Kamauld. 2008 02:10:02,780 --> 02:10:04,780 Victoria Kamauld. 2009 02:10:04,780 --> 02:10:05,780 Whoa. 2010 02:10:05,780 --> 02:10:08,780 Depeche Kamauld. 2011 02:10:08,780 --> 02:10:12,760 Depeche Kamauld. 2012 02:10:12,760 --> 02:10:14,760 Depeche Kamauld. 2013 02:10:14,760 --> 02:10:16,760 Depeche Kamauld. 2014 02:10:16,760 --> 02:10:18,760 I came up with that! 2015 02:10:29,760 --> 02:10:31,760 How do we turn these fucking things around? 2016 02:10:32,760 --> 02:10:33,760 Simple really, isn't it? 2017 02:10:33,760 --> 02:10:37,760 Maybe they all just have to face the blood pool or something. 2018 02:10:42,760 --> 02:10:44,760 Ah, this is a scripture look! 2019 02:10:44,760 --> 02:10:46,760 Fucking... 2020 02:10:47,760 --> 02:10:49,760 This chair is goosed. 2021 02:10:51,760 --> 02:10:54,760 Women are blind to male advances. 2022 02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,760 But the poor shall take their chances. 2023 02:10:58,760 --> 02:11:02,760 To give women their lord their beauty sown. 2024 02:11:04,760 --> 02:11:07,760 So that soon the wine may flow. 2025 02:11:08,760 --> 02:11:09,760 Sean Cavanagh, thank you very much. 2026 02:11:13,760 --> 02:11:14,760 And Tim... 2027 02:11:16,760 --> 02:11:17,760 The... 2028 02:11:17,760 --> 02:11:18,760 Tim Reedy, I hope you're getting on well. 2029 02:11:18,760 --> 02:11:19,760 Thank you very much, sir. 2030 02:11:19,760 --> 02:11:20,760 I'm trying to turn the... 2031 02:11:21,760 --> 02:11:23,760 The noise cancelling off because I can't fucking hear... 2032 02:11:24,760 --> 02:11:26,760 I need to have some monitors to hear what I'm saying. 2033 02:11:27,760 --> 02:11:28,760 Is that on now? 2034 02:11:29,760 --> 02:11:30,760 Thanks very much there, Tim. 2035 02:11:30,760 --> 02:11:32,760 I hope you're getting on well. 2036 02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:33,760 And Sean Cavanagh... 2037 02:11:34,760 --> 02:11:35,760 The noise went into orbit today, says Tim. 2038 02:11:35,760 --> 02:11:36,760 The noise went into orbit today, says Tim. 2039 02:11:36,760 --> 02:11:39,760 When I got a call from my West Kerry accountant. 2040 02:11:40,760 --> 02:11:45,760 And was asked in a thick Kerry brogue, "Who the fuck is this Viper Higgins?" all over your statements. 2041 02:11:46,760 --> 02:11:47,760 Thanks for the tip. 2042 02:11:48,760 --> 02:11:49,760 Thanks very much for the tip. 2043 02:11:49,760 --> 02:11:51,760 And Eni Buzzin, thank you very much. 2044 02:11:52,760 --> 02:11:54,760 I hope you're doing well, Eni Buzzin. 2045 02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:56,760 And Sean Cavanagh... 2046 02:11:57,760 --> 02:12:07,760 "The men are blind to male advances, but the poor shall take their chances. To give their lord their beauty sown, so that soon the wine may flow." 2047 02:12:08,760 --> 02:12:09,760 It's a great... What a story. 2048 02:12:10,760 --> 02:12:11,760 Another side... 2049 02:12:11,760 --> 02:12:12,760 Of this story. 2050 02:12:22,760 --> 02:12:24,760 You've had enough wine now. 2051 02:12:24,760 --> 02:12:25,760 So... 2052 02:12:29,760 --> 02:12:30,760 Let me read that again now. Sorry. 2053 02:12:31,760 --> 02:12:31,760 "Women are blind." 2054 02:12:32,760 --> 02:12:47,760 "Aye, turn her away from the fucking lads that are trying to give her some grapes. The poor shall take their chances. To give their lord their bounty shown, so that soon the wine may flow." 2055 02:12:50,760 --> 02:12:54,760 "She is blind to their advances, so we turn her around like this." 2056 02:12:55,760 --> 02:12:59,760 "From... to her." 2057 02:13:00,760 --> 02:13:01,760 Yeah. 2058 02:13:02,760 --> 02:13:03,760 Yeah. 2059 02:13:04,760 --> 02:13:05,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 2060 02:13:08,760 --> 02:13:11,760 "Women are blind to male advances, but the poor shall take their chances." 2061 02:13:12,760 --> 02:13:12,760 "The poor." 2062 02:13:13,760 --> 02:13:13,760 "The poor, is it?" 2063 02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:17,760 "To give their lord the bounty shown." 2064 02:13:18,760 --> 02:13:22,760 "So the fucking poor are there trying to give the lord the bounty shown." 2065 02:13:23,760 --> 02:13:24,760 "And where's the lord? Is this the lord?" 2066 02:13:25,760 --> 02:13:26,760 "What about this fella here?" 2067 02:13:27,760 --> 02:13:28,760 "The poor will take their chances." 2068 02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:28,760 "The poor will take their chances." 2069 02:13:28,760 --> 02:13:29,760 "The poor will take their chances." 2070 02:13:30,760 --> 02:13:32,760 "I'm trying to... I'm gonna try and work this one out without the aid of the chat." 2071 02:13:32,760 --> 02:13:34,760 "I know I... you'll be like, 'Oh yeah, he's picking and choosing when he wants to help here.' 2072 02:13:34,760 --> 02:13:35,760 "But I don't want the aid of Wong right now." 2073 02:13:35,760 --> 02:13:36,760 "I'd rather... I don't want to get this aid of Wong." 2074 02:13:36,760 --> 02:13:37,760 "I want to get it aid of White." 2075 02:13:37,760 --> 02:13:42,760 "So I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads." 2076 02:13:42,760 --> 02:13:43,760 "Gonna be none of that tonight." 2077 02:13:43,760 --> 02:13:44,760 "Okay." 2078 02:13:44,760 --> 02:13:45,760 "Turn the statue around." 2079 02:13:46,760 --> 02:13:48,760 "I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads." 2080 02:13:48,760 --> 02:13:49,760 "Gonna be none of that tonight." 2081 02:13:49,760 --> 02:13:50,760 "Okay." 2082 02:13:50,760 --> 02:13:51,760 "Turn the statue around." 2083 02:13:52,760 --> 02:13:55,760 "I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads." 2084 02:13:56,760 --> 02:13:57,760 "Gonna be none of that tonight." 2085 02:13:57,760 --> 02:13:58,760 "Okay." 2086 02:13:58,760 --> 02:13:59,760 "Turn the statue around." 2087 02:14:00,760 --> 02:14:01,760 "I'm not gonna be hanging out and looking in the chat room for any tips tonight, lads." 2088 02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:02,760 "Gonna be none of that tonight." 2089 02:14:02,760 --> 02:14:03,760 "Okay." 2090 02:14:03,760 --> 02:14:04,760 "Turn the statue around." 2091 02:14:04,760 --> 02:14:14,760 "I don't get the other bit because..." 2092 02:14:16,760 --> 02:14:18,760 "Women are obliged to male advances." 2093 02:14:19,760 --> 02:14:21,760 "But the poor shall take their chances." 2094 02:14:23,760 --> 02:14:25,760 "To give their lord their bounty." 2095 02:14:25,760 --> 02:14:26,760 "Sown." 2096 02:14:28,760 --> 02:14:29,760 "Who's the poor?" 2097 02:14:29,760 --> 02:14:39,760 "Maybe the fellas look at each other and the women are looking at each other, lads." 2098 02:14:39,760 --> 02:14:40,760 "Hey!" 2099 02:14:40,760 --> 02:14:42,760 "Hey!" 2100 02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:43,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2101 02:14:43,760 --> 02:14:44,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2102 02:14:44,760 --> 02:14:45,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2103 02:14:45,760 --> 02:14:46,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2104 02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:47,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2105 02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:48,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2106 02:14:48,760 --> 02:14:49,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2107 02:14:49,760 --> 02:14:50,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2108 02:14:50,760 --> 02:14:54,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2109 02:14:54,760 --> 02:14:55,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2110 02:14:55,760 --> 02:14:56,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2111 02:14:56,760 --> 02:14:57,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2112 02:14:57,760 --> 02:14:58,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2113 02:14:58,760 --> 02:14:59,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2114 02:14:59,760 --> 02:15:00,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2115 02:15:00,760 --> 02:15:01,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2116 02:15:01,760 --> 02:15:02,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2117 02:15:02,760 --> 02:15:03,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2118 02:15:03,760 --> 02:15:04,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2119 02:15:04,760 --> 02:15:05,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2120 02:15:05,760 --> 02:15:06,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2121 02:15:06,760 --> 02:15:07,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2122 02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:08,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2123 02:15:08,760 --> 02:15:09,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2124 02:15:09,760 --> 02:15:10,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2125 02:15:10,760 --> 02:15:11,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2126 02:15:11,760 --> 02:15:12,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2127 02:15:12,760 --> 02:15:13,760 "What the fuck is that about man?" 2128 02:15:13,760 --> 02:15:15,760 "Are these the poor lads are they?" 2129 02:15:15,760 --> 02:15:17,760 "I mean he looks kinda poor." 2130 02:15:17,760 --> 02:15:21,760 "And he's going oh we'll give you what we have." 2131 02:15:21,760 --> 02:15:26,760 "But these guy, this fella here he's like, he's the male advancer." 2132 02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:28,760 "He's making his advance." 2133 02:15:28,760 --> 02:15:31,760 "On the women." 2134 02:15:31,760 --> 02:15:36,760 "But when it says the poor take their chances, take their chances doing what?" 2135 02:15:36,760 --> 02:15:38,760 "Oh, done it." 2136 02:15:38,760 --> 02:15:39,760 "I know exactly what I'm doing." 2137 02:15:39,760 --> 02:15:41,760 "Thanks very much puzzle noob, thanks very much." 2138 02:15:41,760 --> 02:15:47,760 "And then we fall down the trap door." 2139 02:15:47,760 --> 02:15:50,760 "Like so, it's a great scenario." 2140 02:15:50,760 --> 02:16:04,760 "Again, welcome to the speedrun." 2141 02:16:04,760 --> 02:16:07,760 "It's the first ever blind playthrough speedrun." 2142 02:16:07,760 --> 02:16:09,760 "The likes of which have never been seen before." 2143 02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:11,760 "I wonder if that exists as well." 2144 02:16:11,760 --> 02:16:17,760 "A new take and spin on the whole speedrun phenomena." 2145 02:16:17,760 --> 02:16:21,760 "Which is doing speedruns having never played the game." 2146 02:16:21,760 --> 02:16:25,760 "To see who's the fastest to complete a game blind to play through." 2147 02:16:29,760 --> 02:16:30,760 "What the hell?" 2148 02:16:30,760 --> 02:16:35,760 "Right, we got a situation on our hands here." 2149 02:16:35,760 --> 02:16:37,760 "There's more blood." 2150 02:16:39,760 --> 02:16:40,760 "Whip out the pished." 2151 02:16:40,760 --> 02:16:42,760 "And get ready for some grist." 2152 02:16:42,760 --> 02:16:56,760 "Fucking hell." 2153 02:16:56,760 --> 02:16:58,760 "Thanks for the tip." 2154 02:16:58,760 --> 02:17:02,760 "Secret sophomore Nathaniel Barnes is haunting me." 2155 02:17:02,760 --> 02:17:04,760 "Thank you very much." 2156 02:17:04,760 --> 02:17:06,760 "Secret sophomore." 2157 02:17:06,760 --> 02:17:08,760 "Secret sophomore." 2158 02:17:08,760 --> 02:17:22,760 "Yes, the Wesker pistol did its job there anyway." 2159 02:17:22,760 --> 02:17:26,760 "Confusing as well, I'm using the PlayStation pad I've mentioned numerous times." 2160 02:17:26,760 --> 02:17:32,760 "But it's got the input of a fucking Xbox control." 2161 02:17:32,760 --> 02:17:34,760 "So when it says X I keep on pressing X." 2162 02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:36,760 "It's the wrong fucking button man." 2163 02:17:36,760 --> 02:17:40,760 "So you gotta hand it to me." 2164 02:17:40,760 --> 02:17:42,760 "Really having a tough time with the playthrough here." 2165 02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:48,760 "But uh, my headshots are coming into their own right now." 2166 02:17:48,760 --> 02:17:52,760 "My headshots are second to none." 2167 02:17:52,760 --> 02:18:04,760 "I can hear another one of these creeps stirring out there in the wilderness." 2168 02:18:04,760 --> 02:18:16,760 "He's gonna get got Teflon Donned out of it as soon as he comes by for a slice of pie." 2169 02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:18,760 "It's time to die." 2170 02:18:18,760 --> 02:18:20,760 "Mr. Nightmare." 2171 02:18:20,760 --> 02:18:24,760 "Off you go to your final arrest in place." 2172 02:18:24,760 --> 02:18:26,760 "You old shit." 2173 02:18:26,760 --> 02:18:32,760 "And again, sorry about the language, but we've just hit the pre-watershed time where it's a little bit cheeky." 2174 02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:36,760 "I'm not gonna be dropping any C-bombs." 2175 02:18:36,760 --> 02:18:40,760 "But there could be the odd little slip of the shit every now and again." 2176 02:18:40,760 --> 02:18:44,760 "Each to their own, each to their own." 2177 02:18:44,760 --> 02:18:48,760 "I'm not gonna use a knife, bringing a knife to a fucking ghoul fight." 2178 02:18:48,760 --> 02:18:50,760 "Sorry about the F-bomb." 2179 02:18:50,760 --> 02:18:52,760 "Here we go." 2180 02:18:52,760 --> 02:18:54,760 "Fuck ya." 2181 02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:58,760 "Fuck ya." 2182 02:18:58,760 --> 02:19:00,760 "Sorry about the swearing again." 2183 02:19:00,760 --> 02:19:08,760 "Basically, is the watershed a concern for me, considering I mean, I selected the whole channel by default has selected adults or not adults says not- 2184 02:19:08,760 --> 02:19:14,760 "It's not made for kids so this isn't gonna be appearing in anyone's feed that shouldn't be seeing it." 2185 02:19:14,760 --> 02:19:16,760 "Do you know?" 2186 02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:24,760 "Have I not done enough in that respect to warrant full free-flowing cursive commentary from myself?" 2187 02:19:24,760 --> 02:19:26,760 "Oh!" 2188 02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:26,760 "See that?" 2189 02:19:26,760 --> 02:19:40,760 "I'll tell ya, the Wesker gun." 2190 02:19:40,760 --> 02:19:42,760 "The Wesker gun." 2191 02:19:42,760 --> 02:19:44,760 "It's the- it's the shit." 2192 02:19:44,760 --> 02:19:46,760 "And again, happened again." 2193 02:19:46,760 --> 02:19:49,760 "Ryan Fitzgerald, thanks very much, I hope you're getting on well." 2194 02:19:49,760 --> 02:19:51,760 "I can't wait for you to reach a certain bit of this game." 2195 02:19:51,760 --> 02:19:53,760 "Will laugh my ass off." 2196 02:19:53,760 --> 02:19:58,760 "Give the blood. You're standing in an OITaste review." 2197 02:19:58,760 --> 02:19:59,760 Alright. 2198 02:19:59,760 --> 02:20:03,760 "Sounds intriguing to say the very least." 2199 02:20:03,760 --> 02:20:06,760 "Ryan, and thank you very much for your tip." 2200 02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:17,760 "No." 2201 02:20:17,760 --> 02:20:22,760 "Not for that sake. These guys are hurting." 2202 02:20:22,760 --> 02:20:29,760 "To be honest, I'm not that impressed with the level of combat that we've been subjected so far." 2203 02:20:29,760 --> 02:20:35,760 "I was playing Resident Evil 1998 classic the other day and there's plenty of zombies." 2204 02:20:35,760 --> 02:20:38,760 "To be giving out stinkta." 2205 02:20:38,760 --> 02:20:44,760 "And also, let's get the shotgun out here and take matters into overdrive." 2206 02:20:44,760 --> 02:20:45,760 "Ehh." 2207 02:20:45,760 --> 02:20:50,760 "These guys, I don't really respect them as much as I respect the zombies." 2208 02:20:50,760 --> 02:20:53,760 "And I had fuck all respect for the zombies, I'm careless." 2209 02:20:53,760 --> 02:20:56,760 "How is it still alive?" 2210 02:20:56,760 --> 02:21:01,760 "Right, that was nice." 2211 02:21:01,760 --> 02:21:06,760 "Four hundred and sixty lii in the back pock." 2212 02:21:06,760 --> 02:21:08,760 "Ready for action." 2213 02:21:08,760 --> 02:21:12,760 "Ready for blashed off." 2214 02:21:12,760 --> 02:21:16,760 "Ready Hobbs." 2215 02:21:16,760 --> 02:21:26,760 "That's what Eddie Hobbs refers to himself as whenever there's a financial crisis." 2216 02:21:26,760 --> 02:21:29,760 "Uh oh, we've got a spam bot, have we?" 2217 02:21:29,760 --> 02:21:33,760 "We've got a spam bot, webcam, we're at it again." 2218 02:21:33,760 --> 02:21:39,760 "Don't click on that anyway." 2219 02:21:39,760 --> 02:21:43,760 "You don't know what the hell you'll be linked to." 2220 02:21:43,760 --> 02:21:46,760 "And I don't want to be associated with it either." 2221 02:21:46,760 --> 02:21:50,760 "You could get linked to the dark web." 2222 02:21:50,760 --> 02:22:01,760 "Right, let's have a look now." 2223 02:22:01,760 --> 02:22:06,760 "Right, what am I doing here?" 2224 02:22:06,760 --> 02:22:12,760 "I open up the menu there and I don't need to use any medicine as of yet." 2225 02:22:12,760 --> 02:22:28,760 "Oh, how do you do a fast turnaround like you used to be able to in the games?" 2226 02:22:28,760 --> 02:22:33,760 "Can I craft a bit of bullets, can I?" 2227 02:22:33,760 --> 02:22:37,760 "Right, that'll do." 2228 02:22:37,760 --> 02:22:42,760 "So now I have thirty-five bulletinials in the pochettino." 2229 02:22:42,760 --> 02:22:46,760 "And it's time to wesker this guy's head into the next realm." 2230 02:22:46,760 --> 02:22:49,760 "The undead head of dickhead McCracken." 2231 02:22:49,760 --> 02:22:51,760 "There you go, bae." 2232 02:22:51,760 --> 02:22:52,760 "There you go, lads." 2233 02:22:52,760 --> 02:22:53,760 "See you later." 2234 02:22:56,760 --> 02:22:58,760 "That fucker just got weskered." 2235 02:23:08,760 --> 02:23:10,760 "Pull the shaft cranker." 2236 02:23:10,760 --> 02:23:12,760 "And make pace away." 2237 02:23:12,760 --> 02:23:14,760 "Up to the next level." 2238 02:23:14,760 --> 02:23:16,760 "The balcony of the castle." 2239 02:23:20,760 --> 02:23:22,760 "Any herbs going around here and all?" 2240 02:23:22,760 --> 02:23:24,760 "Yep." 2241 02:23:24,760 --> 02:23:26,760 "Yep." 2242 02:23:26,760 --> 02:23:27,760 "We got one." 2243 02:23:27,760 --> 02:23:30,760 "I wonder if you just slash plants and then you get hurt, you know?" 2244 02:23:30,760 --> 02:23:34,760 "Oh, you can. Oh yeah, there it is." 2245 02:23:40,760 --> 02:23:44,760 "Victorian Commode. That flushes the Commode." 2246 02:23:44,760 --> 02:23:48,760 "Nice bit of lead." 2247 02:23:48,760 --> 02:23:50,760 "Save the game." 2248 02:23:50,760 --> 02:23:52,760 "Save data." 2249 02:23:52,760 --> 02:23:54,760 "Dataphile Extreme." 2250 02:23:56,760 --> 02:23:58,760 "Dylan, thank you very much for the tip." 2251 02:23:58,760 --> 02:24:00,760 "You say, great speedrun." 2252 02:24:00,760 --> 02:24:02,760 "I've done a lot and that's a great scenario as well. 2253 02:24:02,760 --> 02:24:08,760 "Because one of the main aims of this speedrun is to educate as well as infiltrate the castle." 2254 02:24:08,760 --> 02:24:14,760 "And I'm doing both at a rapid and alarming pace." 2255 02:24:14,760 --> 02:24:18,760 "The likes of which have never been witnessed by men or mere mortal." 2256 02:24:18,760 --> 02:24:22,760 "And now a phone rings inside the gaff." 2257 02:24:22,760 --> 02:24:24,760 "The stupid big woman is there." 2258 02:24:24,760 --> 02:24:26,760 "And she's gonna answer that phone." 2259 02:24:26,760 --> 02:24:34,760 "If it was any way real at all, I would have whipped out the modified, fully modified shotgun right now." 2260 02:24:34,760 --> 02:24:37,760 "And while she just, oh, she answers the phone." 2261 02:24:37,760 --> 02:24:39,760 "I'd draw from a back holster." 2262 02:24:39,760 --> 02:24:43,760 "I'm imagining I've got one of the, a class back holster." 2263 02:24:43,760 --> 02:24:45,760 "And it'd be just the case of this." 2264 02:24:45,760 --> 02:24:47,760 "Wait for it to pick up the phone." 2265 02:24:47,760 --> 02:24:49,760 "Wait for it to pick up the phone." 2266 02:24:49,760 --> 02:24:50,760 "Thanks, big hammer." 2267 02:24:50,760 --> 02:24:51,760 "Then one of these." 2268 02:24:51,760 --> 02:24:52,760 "It'd be like..." 2269 02:24:52,760 --> 02:24:55,760 "I'd even do a fuckin' irony in T2, the way he reloads it." 2270 02:24:55,760 --> 02:24:59,760 "Spin it around." 2271 02:24:59,760 --> 02:25:00,760 "Chuck, chuck." 2272 02:25:00,760 --> 02:25:01,760 "Booom!" 2273 02:25:01,760 --> 02:25:02,760 "Chuck, chuck." 2274 02:25:02,760 --> 02:25:03,760 "Booom!" 2275 02:25:03,760 --> 02:25:06,760 "And whereas Arnie had to do that as a matter of necessity." 2276 02:25:06,760 --> 02:25:09,760 "Because he was controlling a motorbike at the time." 2277 02:25:09,760 --> 02:25:11,760 "With his left hand." 2278 02:25:11,760 --> 02:25:14,760 "I would simply just have my hand in the pocket." 2279 02:25:14,760 --> 02:25:16,760 "While I was doing this." 2280 02:25:16,760 --> 02:25:18,760 "Chuck, chuck." 2281 02:25:18,760 --> 02:25:19,760 "Booom!" 2282 02:25:19,760 --> 02:25:20,760 "Chuck, chuck." 2283 02:25:20,760 --> 02:25:21,760 "Booom!" 2284 02:25:21,760 --> 02:25:23,760 "Click it around." 2285 02:25:23,760 --> 02:25:24,760 "Booom!" 2286 02:25:24,760 --> 02:25:25,760 "Booom!" 2287 02:25:25,760 --> 02:25:29,760 "That would, that would all that would be required." 2288 02:25:29,760 --> 02:25:31,760 "That would all that would be required." 2289 02:25:31,760 --> 02:25:34,760 "To finish off this idiot." 2290 02:25:34,760 --> 02:25:37,760 "Who is holding me captive in the castle." 2291 02:25:37,760 --> 02:25:39,760 "Whatever the hell it is." 2292 02:25:43,760 --> 02:25:49,760 "Arnold broke every bone in his hand when he did that reload." 2293 02:25:49,760 --> 02:25:51,760 "There's a trivia there from CM." 2294 02:25:51,760 --> 02:25:53,760 "And I gotta tell you something else." 2295 02:25:53,760 --> 02:25:55,760 "There'd be no bone breakage with me." 2296 02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:57,760 "Thanks, thanks everyone." 2297 02:25:57,760 --> 02:25:58,760 "Thanks, thanks everyone." 2298 02:25:58,760 --> 02:26:03,760 "Thanks big hammer for the tip." 2299 02:26:03,760 --> 02:26:09,760 "Big long drag she's taken on that bifta." 2300 02:26:09,760 --> 02:26:10,760 "You hammered your mother." 2301 02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:10,760 "You hammered your mother." 2302 02:26:10,760 --> 02:26:11,760 "You hammered your mother." 2303 02:26:11,760 --> 02:26:24,760 "Ethan Winters has escaped that fool Heisenberg." 2304 02:26:24,760 --> 02:26:26,760 "Heisenberg is it?" 2305 02:26:26,760 --> 02:26:27,760 "Heisenberg is it?" 2306 02:26:27,760 --> 02:26:32,760 "Because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle." 2307 02:26:32,760 --> 02:26:33,760 "When I find him." 2308 02:26:33,760 --> 02:26:35,760 "Is that the best suit to come up with?" 2309 02:26:35,760 --> 02:26:37,760 "Hello line four, good evening." 2310 02:26:37,760 --> 02:26:38,760 "No, mother Miranda." 2311 02:26:38,760 --> 02:26:41,760 "Yes, of course I understand." 2312 02:26:41,760 --> 02:26:43,760 "Hat talks MVP here." 2313 02:26:43,760 --> 02:26:45,760 "I won't let you down." 2314 02:26:45,760 --> 02:26:48,760 "Greatly enhanced his reputation." 2315 02:26:48,760 --> 02:26:51,760 "She's got a bit of fucking strength." 2316 02:26:51,760 --> 02:26:53,760 "To hell with the ceremony." 2317 02:26:53,760 --> 02:26:55,760 "She's got idiot strength." 2318 02:26:55,760 --> 02:26:58,760 "And will pay for what he's done." 2319 02:26:58,760 --> 02:27:10,760 "She would absolutely tear you asunder." 2320 02:27:10,760 --> 02:27:13,760 "If she got hold of ya." 2321 02:27:13,760 --> 02:27:17,760 "She would fucking wreck ya." 2322 02:27:17,760 --> 02:27:24,760 "Thanks for the tip." 2323 02:27:24,760 --> 02:27:26,760 "Thank you very much there. 2324 02:27:26,760 --> 02:27:28,760 You've been J-Bo, thank you very much. 2325 02:27:28,760 --> 02:27:29,760 I'm Big Hammer. 2326 02:27:29,760 --> 02:27:30,760 How are you Francis?" 2327 02:27:30,760 --> 02:27:33,760 "I'd say Pfizer must have slipped some of their blue pills into my second jab." 2328 02:27:33,760 --> 02:27:36,760 "I've been walking funny since six o'clock, if you know what I mean." 2329 02:27:36,760 --> 02:27:38,760 "Jeez, I hope you're alright man." 2330 02:27:38,760 --> 02:27:40,760 "Thanks for the tip." 2331 02:27:40,760 --> 02:27:42,760 "They do make blue pills, yes." 2332 02:27:42,760 --> 02:27:45,760 "I was thinking what kind of blue pills are out there in the ether." 2333 02:27:45,760 --> 02:27:48,760 "Is he on about Valium or something like that?" 2334 02:27:48,760 --> 02:27:52,760 "But no, Pfizer make a specific kind of blue pill." 2335 02:27:52,760 --> 02:27:54,760 "Which definitely probably..." 2336 02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:59,760 "It's a cheeky message in the donation." 2337 02:27:59,760 --> 02:28:00,760 "Thanks for the tip though." 2338 02:28:00,760 --> 02:28:02,760 "It's a fucking..." 2339 02:28:02,760 --> 02:28:07,760 "A cheeky enough kind of pill isn't it?" 2340 02:28:07,760 --> 02:28:15,760 "Ryan Fitzgerald, thank you very much as well. I hope you're getting on well." 2341 02:28:15,760 --> 02:28:17,760 "Favourite character so far?" you say Ryan. 2342 02:28:17,760 --> 02:28:20,760 "Well I'd have to say..." 2343 02:28:20,760 --> 02:28:22,760 "None other..." 2344 02:28:22,760 --> 02:28:25,760 "than the Victorian Mark Commode chair." 2345 02:28:27,760 --> 02:28:28,760 "Do we have that?" 2346 02:28:28,760 --> 02:28:29,760 "Mark Commode." 2347 02:28:29,760 --> 02:28:30,760 "Victorian Commode." 2348 02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:31,760 "Victorian Commode." 2349 02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,760 "Mark Commode." 2350 02:28:32,760 --> 02:28:33,760 "Victorian Commode." 2351 02:28:33,760 --> 02:28:34,760 "Victorian Commode." 2352 02:28:34,760 --> 02:28:35,760 "Mark Commode." 2353 02:28:35,760 --> 02:28:36,760 "Victorian Commode." 2354 02:28:36,760 --> 02:28:37,760 "Victorian Commode." 2355 02:28:37,760 --> 02:28:38,760 "Victorian Commode." 2356 02:28:38,760 --> 02:28:39,760 "Victorian Commode." 2357 02:28:39,760 --> 02:28:40,760 "Victorian Commode." 2358 02:28:40,760 --> 02:28:41,760 "Victorian Commode." 2359 02:28:41,760 --> 02:28:42,760 "Victorian Commode." 2360 02:28:42,760 --> 02:28:44,760 "My favourite character in the game so far." 2361 02:28:44,760 --> 02:28:47,760 "My favourite character in the game so far." 2362 02:28:47,760 --> 02:28:52,760 "It has to be a chair in a hallway room I was in." 2363 02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:57,760 "I had to do some rubbish puzzle in it." 2364 02:28:57,760 --> 02:29:00,760 "The chair was class though, it had a Commode." 2365 02:29:00,760 --> 02:29:01,760 "Mark Commode." 2366 02:29:01,760 --> 02:29:02,760 "Victorian Commode." 2367 02:29:02,760 --> 02:29:03,760 "Victorian Commode." 2368 02:29:03,760 --> 02:29:07,760 "And if you did your business while sitting inside that chair." 2369 02:29:07,760 --> 02:29:11,760 "Then your business would end up in a porcelain box." 2370 02:29:11,760 --> 02:29:13,760 "A little porcelain dish." 2371 02:29:13,760 --> 02:29:20,560 dish which is detachable from the wooden chair a lovely bit of craftsmanship i have to say it was 2372 02:29:20,560 --> 02:29:43,680 a mark commode a victorian commode now it's time to read a little bit a little bit 2373 02:29:43,680 --> 02:29:51,680 of that we were all called from her mother manders for a little chat decide the fate of the child's 2374 02:29:51,680 --> 02:29:59,360 father just thinking of that family meeting makes me shudder to think i am treated like a sister to 2375 02:29:59,360 --> 02:30:05,120 those miscrits especially heisenberg that riffraff wouldn't know proper manners if i slapped him in 2376 02:30:05,120 --> 02:30:31,120 the face. 2377 02:30:31,120 --> 02:30:48,120 I would have sliced him to ribbons if mother hadn't fucking stopped me. Why does she treat me like a little doggy? She gave me the castle, obedient daughter's everlasting life. Did she not? Did she not? 2378 02:30:48,120 --> 02:31:10,120 Mark Commode. Mark Commode. Victorian Commode. Mark Commode. Victorian Commode. Mark Commode. Am I not her favorite? Am I not special? I need a drink. 2379 02:31:10,120 --> 02:31:20,120 Mark Commode. And that's the end of that one. That's the end of that diary. What an idiot that big oversized woman is. 2380 02:31:20,120 --> 02:31:29,480 you and Ryan Fitzgerald thank you very much for asking posing that question it's a superb question 2381 02:31:29,480 --> 02:31:34,560 who was my favorite car side to think about it for a long time and none of the characters so far 2382 02:31:34,560 --> 02:31:42,680 in this game have left any sort of impression and it's a real it says a lot that a wooden chair with 2383 02:31:42,680 --> 02:31:52,160 a porcelain dish for for effluent built into it has left more of an impression on me than actual living 2384 02:31:52,160 --> 02:32:02,200 live animated characters in a game the video game known as Resident Evil 8 or village Komodo Dragon 2385 02:32:02,200 --> 02:32:10,020 thank you very much Mark Komodo Dragon now that isn't that something need to get Rose out of here 2386 02:32:10,020 --> 02:32:14,580 he says she's not even in there mate she's not even in there unless you're seeing invisible babies now 2387 02:32:14,580 --> 02:32:23,580 I mean the thing as well is that Rose I believe does she even exist anymore ah Dimitrescu's key is being 2388 02:32:23,580 --> 02:32:33,000 gotten a nice little bit of meandering around this stupid bedroom has revealed a lovely lovely key known 2389 02:32:33,000 --> 02:32:46,560 Dimitrescu's key gifted to us by Georgie Popescu back during World Cup 1994 in USA and here she is again Mark Komodo 2390 02:32:46,560 --> 02:32:49,360 - I'll take this home here. 2391 02:32:49,360 --> 02:32:51,400 - What the hell do-- 2392 02:32:51,400 --> 02:32:54,440 - You ungrateful, selfish wretch. 2393 02:32:54,440 --> 02:32:56,540 You come into my house. 2394 02:32:56,540 --> 02:33:01,540 You lay your filthy man hands on my daughters. 2395 02:33:01,800 --> 02:33:05,760 And now you even try to steal my property. 2396 02:33:06,760 --> 02:33:08,920 How dare you? 2397 02:33:08,920 --> 02:33:11,080 - Thank you very much, Commode Five. 2398 02:33:12,080 --> 02:33:14,440 - I know Merrick, well, yeah. 2399 02:33:14,440 --> 02:33:19,440 - Because I will hunt you, and I will break you. 2400 02:33:20,520 --> 02:33:22,380 - Will you fuck? 2401 02:33:22,380 --> 02:33:24,200 - Go ahead, do your worst. 2402 02:33:27,020 --> 02:33:27,860 - Where is she? 2403 02:33:29,500 --> 02:33:30,320 Where is she gone now? 2404 02:33:30,320 --> 02:33:31,280 She upstairs, is she? 2405 02:33:32,960 --> 02:33:33,800 Ugh. 2406 02:33:35,980 --> 02:33:37,580 If this game was real life, 2407 02:33:37,580 --> 02:33:39,960 you would just torch the whole place, says Phillip. 2408 02:33:41,160 --> 02:33:43,160 You wouldn't be solving puzzles, 2409 02:33:43,160 --> 02:33:45,740 and pushing statues around and shit. 2410 02:33:46,460 --> 02:33:48,760 You would burn the whole place down, says Phillip. 2411 02:33:49,300 --> 02:33:51,620 It's a great, great, great, great piece of analysis, 2412 02:33:51,620 --> 02:33:55,920 and it does echo my own sentiments from early to now. 2413 02:33:56,320 --> 02:33:59,280 And now we have another scenario, 2414 02:33:59,280 --> 02:34:01,840 which is known as a shitbox in the industry. 2415 02:34:02,100 --> 02:34:03,520 We're out toilet to you and me. 2416 02:34:04,040 --> 02:34:05,540 I gotta tell you something, lads. 2417 02:34:05,540 --> 02:34:09,040 It's been completely and utterly emptied of its contents. 2418 02:34:14,560 --> 02:34:15,700 Uh, right. 2419 02:34:15,700 --> 02:34:17,200 Down another way, is it? 2420 02:34:17,200 --> 02:34:18,800 Now what are we gonna do here? 2421 02:34:18,800 --> 02:34:21,340 We're gonna fuckin' have a look at some fire here, is it? 2422 02:34:21,340 --> 02:34:22,140 Down here. 2423 02:34:23,020 --> 02:34:23,520 Right. 2424 02:34:25,180 --> 02:34:29,820 380 Lee in the back park, are gonna be having a good time tonight. 2425 02:34:41,440 --> 02:34:42,360 Thanks for the tip. 2426 02:34:43,560 --> 02:34:44,560 Howard Moon! 2427 02:34:44,560 --> 02:34:45,560 Howard Moon! 2428 02:34:45,560 --> 02:34:48,560 Thank you very much for the tip, Howard Moon. 2429 02:34:49,700 --> 02:34:51,160 You're doing good, boss. 2430 02:34:52,860 --> 02:34:53,360 Whoosh! 2431 02:34:54,360 --> 02:34:59,340 Maybe I need to get that on a, on a, uh, fuckin', not a soundboard, but a picture board, 2432 02:34:59,340 --> 02:35:00,600 where it's just like that punch. 2433 02:35:02,920 --> 02:35:04,160 Now, examine it. 2434 02:35:04,240 --> 02:35:05,000 Let's examine it. 2435 02:35:10,200 --> 02:35:11,760 Can you examine the crystal skull? 2436 02:35:11,880 --> 02:35:13,720 Examine the, Dimitrescu's key. 2437 02:35:13,720 --> 02:35:26,860 Examine this. 2438 02:35:26,860 --> 02:35:45,860 Let's map it up. 2439 02:35:50,860 --> 02:35:51,600 What the fuck? 2440 02:35:51,600 --> 02:35:58,800 So, lever. 2441 02:35:59,320 --> 02:36:00,400 This is what we need to pull. 2442 02:36:09,460 --> 02:36:10,680 Merrick, come on. 2443 02:36:13,320 --> 02:36:19,180 She's got, uh, like, fuckin' razor claws, a la Valdo from Soul Blade. 2444 02:36:19,180 --> 02:36:20,260 We're released to ribbons. 2445 02:36:22,060 --> 02:36:23,860 Before you ever see the child. 2446 02:36:24,860 --> 02:36:27,440 Our sole reaver in other territories. 2447 02:36:32,200 --> 02:36:32,540 Right. 2448 02:36:32,540 --> 02:36:34,240 You will learn what you do in here. 2449 02:36:35,260 --> 02:36:37,100 We run away from this one, or what's the story? 2450 02:36:37,100 --> 02:36:51,340 Get my hand back, thank you very much. 2451 02:36:53,580 --> 02:36:54,400 Severed hand. 2452 02:36:57,200 --> 02:36:57,960 Come on. 2453 02:36:57,960 --> 02:36:58,020 Come on. 2454 02:36:58,020 --> 02:37:16,700 Did I just use the fuckin' thing? 2455 02:37:17,740 --> 02:37:21,560 Why is he not, uh, oh, he's dying because he's got a no hand, that's why. 2456 02:37:21,960 --> 02:37:24,820 Maybe you can examine the hand and pop your hand back on. 2457 02:37:26,180 --> 02:37:28,420 Stop crying and put your fuckin' hand back on. 2458 02:37:28,460 --> 02:37:29,000 Imagine that. 2459 02:37:30,640 --> 02:37:33,120 Stop being a baby and put your hand back on. 2460 02:37:33,180 --> 02:37:34,060 We've got work to do. 2461 02:37:37,640 --> 02:37:41,000 On a, on a, on a job, doing a job for someone. 2462 02:37:43,160 --> 02:37:43,640 Right. 2463 02:37:43,920 --> 02:37:45,860 You can inspect the severed hand. 2464 02:37:46,040 --> 02:37:49,020 Nothing happening, nothing going on here, lads. 2465 02:37:55,540 --> 02:37:56,260 Nothing here. 2466 02:38:02,980 --> 02:38:06,980 Severed hand and family photo are, uh, looking promising enough. 2467 02:38:07,160 --> 02:38:11,920 But it's Dimitrescu's key, which really holds a lot of concern and intrigue for me. 2468 02:38:12,440 --> 02:38:16,820 I feel as though we're gonna get to use that some, somewhere, very soon. 2469 02:38:16,940 --> 02:38:17,580 Thanks, Mother Tim. 2470 02:38:19,240 --> 02:38:19,640 Vaccines. 2471 02:38:19,860 --> 02:38:21,240 Uh, Greenhand, thank you very much. 2472 02:38:21,300 --> 02:38:21,860 You say vaccines. 2473 02:38:22,060 --> 02:38:22,740 I love vaccines. 2474 02:38:22,840 --> 02:38:23,800 I'm mad about vaccines. 2475 02:38:24,120 --> 02:38:25,680 I've been vaccinated three times. 2476 02:38:25,980 --> 02:38:27,620 I'm infatuated with vaccine. 2477 02:38:27,960 --> 02:38:30,000 And the vaccine I have now will last forever. 2478 02:38:30,280 --> 02:38:32,340 Well, unfortunately, I don't want to burst your bubble. 2479 02:38:32,820 --> 02:38:39,000 I read a news report there that the, uh, Pfizer and AstraZeneca wear off after six months. 2480 02:38:39,440 --> 02:38:44,740 So we've not only been fucking forced into it, we're probably going to have to get it again. 2481 02:38:45,480 --> 02:38:46,220 And again. 2482 02:38:46,560 --> 02:38:46,940 And again. 2483 02:38:47,200 --> 02:38:49,940 Who knows what kind of shite we're pumping into ourselves. 2484 02:38:50,160 --> 02:38:51,240 At the behest of who? 2485 02:38:52,360 --> 02:38:53,580 Johnny Rotten, is it? 2486 02:38:54,380 --> 02:38:56,620 Now, Dimitrescu's key goes into the slot. 2487 02:38:57,580 --> 02:39:00,200 Meanwhile, Lady Dimitrescu's coming at us in pace. 2488 02:39:00,280 --> 02:39:01,200 She's coming down the stairs. 2489 02:39:01,340 --> 02:39:04,120 We're going to walk around into the fucking Chamber of Commerce. 2490 02:39:05,080 --> 02:39:09,680 Tullamore, Chamber of Commerce does never look better as we enter the third realm. 2491 02:39:10,600 --> 02:39:14,100 Fortunately, Lady Dimitrescu can't get into her own room. 2492 02:39:14,660 --> 02:39:15,620 How about that, huh? 2493 02:39:16,500 --> 02:39:19,740 Now we've managed to acquire the Mask of Sorrow. 2494 02:39:20,940 --> 02:39:28,440 We'll be able to use that Mask of Sorrow on one of those stupid busts inside the fucking main hallway, the main chamber. 2495 02:39:33,160 --> 02:39:36,300 Little bit of juice, little bit of TPC on that. 2496 02:39:37,480 --> 02:39:39,040 Switch the hand back on. 2497 02:39:39,860 --> 02:39:41,160 And there we have. 2498 02:39:42,220 --> 02:39:43,160 Handular fever. 2499 02:39:43,900 --> 02:39:54,800 I got a brand new hand. 2500 02:39:55,060 --> 02:39:56,100 It's come back to life. 2501 02:39:56,100 --> 02:39:56,200 Good. 2502 02:39:58,120 --> 02:39:59,460 Man, screw this castle. 2503 02:39:59,460 --> 02:40:08,280 Someone was asking what that is there that he uses to douse on himself and what he's used there to fix the hand back on. 2504 02:40:08,340 --> 02:40:09,460 It's actually cat's piss. 2505 02:40:10,800 --> 02:40:17,700 And I believe that that was a final decision that was signed off on by Miyazamo Katamiri. 2506 02:40:18,420 --> 02:40:25,000 The cat man of Katamuri Prefecture out in the island of Okinawa. 2507 02:40:25,540 --> 02:40:29,560 Who is not only an Okinawan by heart, but by trade as well. 2508 02:40:30,160 --> 02:40:35,620 He learned his game-making craftsmanship at the Miyamoto School of Platformers. 2509 02:40:36,360 --> 02:40:54,840 And then when he became head leader of the Resident Evil Village program, he decided that cat's piss was probably the most likely source of respite from any bites or stings or cuts or grazes in the game. 2510 02:40:55,160 --> 02:40:56,100 Resident Evil 8. 2511 02:40:56,260 --> 02:40:58,640 Don't tell me you didn't know that. 2512 02:40:59,360 --> 02:41:04,440 Now what we'll do here is we will avoid, like, F this guy. 2513 02:41:05,280 --> 02:41:05,640 Dodge. 2514 02:41:05,900 --> 02:41:09,720 Some of these idiots are easy to dodge, so I'm happy with that. 2515 02:41:10,480 --> 02:41:16,360 All we can do is take out this yoke here and combat these guys next Tuesday. 2516 02:41:22,460 --> 02:41:22,980 Fuck. 2517 02:41:24,780 --> 02:41:28,720 Should be a waste of time though. 2518 02:41:29,880 --> 02:41:30,280 This guy. 2519 02:41:36,180 --> 02:41:36,660 Shit. 2520 02:41:38,780 --> 02:41:39,860 Fucking hell, he's alive! 2521 02:41:43,640 --> 02:41:44,200 Loving it. 2522 02:41:44,300 --> 02:41:44,720 Loving it. 2523 02:41:46,920 --> 02:41:47,860 Loving that stuff. 2524 02:41:53,460 --> 02:41:55,400 A harsh commode. 2525 02:41:55,400 --> 02:41:55,400 A harsh commode. 2526 02:41:55,400 --> 02:41:57,720 A Victorian commode. 2527 02:42:04,560 --> 02:42:05,760 Come on, you prick. 2528 02:42:05,760 --> 02:42:23,260 Time to whip out the nice bit of business. 2529 02:42:23,260 --> 02:42:27,120 Nice guys finish last. 2530 02:42:27,120 --> 02:42:27,120 Nice guys finish last. 2531 02:42:31,440 --> 02:42:33,280 Problem was you were being too nice. 2532 02:42:34,720 --> 02:42:35,060 Fuck. 2533 02:42:35,060 --> 02:42:35,700 Someone else. 2534 02:42:38,120 --> 02:42:39,880 There's another one that wants feeding. 2535 02:42:41,380 --> 02:42:42,240 And there's another. 2536 02:42:42,340 --> 02:42:45,560 Do these keep spawning out of the village of the damned or what? 2537 02:42:49,900 --> 02:42:51,900 You're joking! 2538 02:42:55,900 --> 02:42:58,900 We have one left in the chamber guys. 2539 02:43:01,900 --> 02:43:03,900 I am Clute. 2540 02:43:03,900 --> 02:43:05,900 Send their regards. 2541 02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:19,900 "Victorian Commode" 2542 02:43:25,900 --> 02:43:27,900 A lovely bit of crystal scullage there. 2543 02:43:35,900 --> 02:43:45,900 There was a fierce bit of skullduggery there for a moment or two, but we managed to surpass and surmount all obstacles, launched our way, and now we're flying it. 2544 02:43:45,900 --> 02:43:49,900 We're ploughing on through, and I've got to tell you something else. 2545 02:43:51,900 --> 02:43:53,900 We have Dimitrescu's key. We have a mask of sorrow. 2546 02:43:53,900 --> 02:43:59,900 Let's examine this bad boy. It's got a face on it, tears streaming out of its eyes. 2547 02:43:59,900 --> 02:44:05,900 We look around the back. It's got two juts, things jutting out. 2548 02:44:05,900 --> 02:44:11,900 And then we'll take that and smash it, slam it into the bust in the hallway. 2549 02:44:11,900 --> 02:44:17,900 And we might get a little bit of compensation for our efforts then, once we do that. 2550 02:44:17,900 --> 02:44:21,900 But there are another four, a further four busts once we've done the mask of sorrow. 2551 02:44:21,900 --> 02:44:23,900 So, fuck that like... 2552 02:44:23,900 --> 02:44:25,900 Fuck that like... 2553 02:44:29,900 --> 02:44:39,900 It's at this point I'd like to open up the conversation to the chat and ask, "Where to next?" 2554 02:44:39,900 --> 02:44:43,900 I mean, should we go and put that mask inside the main hallway bust? 2555 02:44:43,900 --> 02:44:49,900 And then maybe visit that stupid idiot who has all the guns and the upgrades? 2556 02:44:49,900 --> 02:44:51,900 Or is there another doorway to take care? 2557 02:44:51,900 --> 02:44:55,900 Remember, this is a speedrun, so I want only the fastest answers. 2558 02:44:55,900 --> 02:45:01,900 I don't want any slowpokes out there telling me this, that and the other. 2559 02:45:05,900 --> 02:45:07,900 "Will the mask protect you from the Delta variant?" 2560 02:45:07,900 --> 02:45:11,900 We're not sure yet, but all signs point to yes. 2561 02:45:15,900 --> 02:45:17,900 "Is the mask pegged on to explore?" 2562 02:45:17,900 --> 02:45:19,900 It's up to you. 2563 02:45:19,900 --> 02:45:21,900 "Go visit the stupid idiot." 2564 02:45:23,900 --> 02:45:23,900 "Go to the gateway." 2565 02:45:23,900 --> 02:45:25,900 "Go to the getaway." 2566 02:45:27,900 --> 02:45:27,900 Let's see now. 2567 02:45:30,900 --> 02:45:31,900 Yes, 1946 now. 2568 02:45:33,900 --> 02:45:35,900 "Planned to stream until... 2569 02:45:36,900 --> 02:45:37,900 "Til now, to be honest." 2570 02:45:37,900 --> 02:45:39,900 "Maybe we'll put that mask in and see what happens." 2571 02:45:43,900 --> 02:45:45,900 "I know where it is now. It's down. 2572 02:45:45,900 --> 02:45:48,900 "Get some guns from the idiot. He has the vaccine for the vaccine." 2573 02:45:48,900 --> 02:45:49,900 "Okay, let's go." 2574 02:45:49,900 --> 02:45:54,900 "Look at this though. Dmitryskou's key fits into that slot over there." 2575 02:45:54,900 --> 02:45:58,900 "So we can go and have a look down there, first and foremost." 2576 02:45:58,900 --> 02:46:00,900 First and foremost. 2577 02:46:17,640 --> 02:46:20,940 No. Have we been here before? 2578 02:46:28,220 --> 02:46:31,540 This is like Ashford Castle inside Ashford Castle. 2579 02:46:34,600 --> 02:46:35,540 Thanks for the tip. 2580 02:46:57,540 --> 02:47:00,860 I'll see you next time. 2581 02:47:00,860 --> 02:47:02,320 You have to laugh. 2582 02:47:03,740 --> 02:47:08,220 You have to cry laughing because the alternative is you cry, not laughing. 2583 02:47:08,680 --> 02:47:20,360 But I went for a little look around the grounds there and I saw one of the doors was open and the doorman had taken the bags off someone. 2584 02:47:20,560 --> 02:47:24,420 So he wasn't minding the door and I just thought I'll step in here and just have a little look around. 2585 02:47:24,420 --> 02:47:30,000 And it was like this green kind of wallpapers. 2586 02:47:30,000 --> 02:47:36,220 There was very well fixed and pointed staircases. 2587 02:47:36,380 --> 02:47:37,820 The carpentry was immense. 2588 02:47:39,320 --> 02:47:40,980 And there was hallways. 2589 02:47:41,100 --> 02:47:45,820 They even had stuff, people selling stuff in a little boutique on the floor upstairs. 2590 02:47:48,640 --> 02:48:04,240 But interestingly now on that boat trip around Carab, they were telling me that there was a conga eel that made its journey all the way from the Caribbean over the Atlantic to Laqcarab. 2591 02:48:04,960 --> 02:48:08,300 And I have to say that was unbelievable. 2592 02:48:08,700 --> 02:48:10,880 But I never said at the time I don't believe that. 2593 02:48:11,340 --> 02:48:12,560 But I don't believe it. 2594 02:48:13,040 --> 02:48:16,760 But I mean he must be true because why would you lie on a boat on the Carab? 2595 02:48:18,200 --> 02:48:21,000 Only truths must be told on the boat on the Carab? 2596 02:48:21,000 --> 02:48:21,120 Sure. 2597 02:48:21,160 --> 02:48:23,960 That's written into the law of the land. 2598 02:48:24,960 --> 02:48:26,840 I believe that that is true. 2599 02:48:27,640 --> 02:48:29,200 And now we've got more webcams. 2600 02:48:29,580 --> 02:48:32,880 Oh the webcams, the girls, the hot girls and boys chat videos. 2601 02:48:33,220 --> 02:48:38,480 They come at the time when I'm in a heated battle with scum. 2602 02:48:38,900 --> 02:48:46,560 And now I have to tend to this chat which has become riddled with adverts for webcamschat.com. 2603 02:48:46,760 --> 02:48:47,760 Don't visit that. 2604 02:48:47,840 --> 02:48:53,720 Don't take that as some kind of seal of approval from me. 2605 02:48:53,780 --> 02:48:54,520 I've got rid of it. 2606 02:49:02,320 --> 02:49:03,760 GTA Chinatown Wars. 2607 02:49:10,760 --> 02:49:11,240 Whoa. 2608 02:49:15,480 --> 02:49:16,660 Let's give this a lash. 2609 02:49:16,660 --> 02:49:22,220 Let's give this guy the C-Inty he deserves. 2610 02:49:27,620 --> 02:49:28,540 That's you done. 2611 02:49:31,220 --> 02:49:32,040 That's you done. 2612 02:49:32,620 --> 02:49:34,540 That's our flower sods ball. 2613 02:49:35,000 --> 02:49:37,900 Let's have a look and see what that's like in our little pouch. 2614 02:49:40,460 --> 02:49:41,580 Our flower. 2615 02:49:43,140 --> 02:49:45,320 Flower swords ball here guys. 2616 02:49:45,520 --> 02:49:46,660 Flower swords ball. 2617 02:49:48,020 --> 02:49:49,600 It's a lovely little ball. 2618 02:49:52,980 --> 02:49:54,060 And look at that. 2619 02:49:54,380 --> 02:49:55,180 Crazy isn't it? 2620 02:49:56,040 --> 02:49:58,540 Some intricate maze work on the side. 2621 02:49:59,380 --> 02:49:59,760 Ornate. 2622 02:50:00,280 --> 02:50:01,160 Well crafted. 2623 02:50:02,200 --> 02:50:04,060 And it's great to have a ball in the back pocket. 2624 02:50:10,360 --> 02:50:12,700 We put another clip inside the dandy. 2625 02:50:14,080 --> 02:50:17,800 And there's a little glandular fever scenario over there. 2626 02:50:18,040 --> 02:50:20,760 We'll go a bit closer there so the bullets have more effect. 2627 02:50:21,420 --> 02:50:24,160 I'd love to be able to rattle off shots from across the bulk. 2628 02:50:24,280 --> 02:50:31,260 But I don't have enough clips to really go at it like that. 2629 02:50:31,420 --> 02:50:32,560 You know it's not sustainable. 2630 02:50:33,280 --> 02:50:34,900 And now we've a scrapbook. 2631 02:50:36,520 --> 02:50:38,420 And we've four pages of stuff here. 2632 02:50:43,420 --> 02:50:44,580 Mark them. 2633 02:50:45,460 --> 02:50:47,140 Victory in the mold. 2634 02:50:47,680 --> 02:50:48,880 One day since. 2635 02:50:49,540 --> 02:50:50,200 Treatment. 2636 02:50:51,440 --> 02:50:53,460 The three girls have stopped moving. 2637 02:50:53,580 --> 02:50:54,700 They almost seem dead. 2638 02:50:55,500 --> 02:50:58,820 An insect flew out the eldest mouse head. 2639 02:50:59,240 --> 02:51:00,020 It appeared. 2640 02:51:01,440 --> 02:51:03,060 To be a common fly. 2641 02:51:03,440 --> 02:51:04,820 A common fly. 2642 02:51:05,420 --> 02:51:06,860 A common fly. 2643 02:51:07,420 --> 02:51:08,860 A common fly. 2644 02:51:09,440 --> 02:51:10,820 A common fly. 2645 02:51:15,020 --> 02:51:17,080 Two days since. 2646 02:51:18,180 --> 02:51:19,140 The treatment. 2647 02:51:19,720 --> 02:51:21,060 All three bodies are. 2648 02:51:21,720 --> 02:51:23,000 Covered in flies. 2649 02:51:23,700 --> 02:51:25,140 Covered in flies. 2650 02:51:25,700 --> 02:51:27,020 Covered in flies. 2651 02:51:27,680 --> 02:51:28,960 Covered in flies. 2652 02:51:29,080 --> 02:51:30,960 They're fucking covered in flies. 2653 02:51:31,660 --> 02:51:33,420 All three bodies are. 2654 02:51:33,680 --> 02:51:34,780 Covered in flies. 2655 02:51:35,000 --> 02:51:36,680 It appears the flies are. 2656 02:51:37,080 --> 02:51:38,780 Consuming all of their flesh. 2657 02:51:39,500 --> 02:51:41,020 When I opened a window. 2658 02:51:41,020 --> 02:51:43,020 Some of the flies dropped dead. 2659 02:51:43,260 --> 02:51:44,080 To the floor. 2660 02:51:44,460 --> 02:51:45,840 It would seem the cold. 2661 02:51:46,220 --> 02:51:47,220 Petrifies them. 2662 02:51:49,740 --> 02:51:51,160 Petrifies it flies. 2663 02:51:51,480 --> 02:51:53,040 The cold weather. 2664 02:51:53,720 --> 02:51:55,080 Petrifies it flies. 2665 02:51:55,440 --> 02:51:57,020 I quickly closed the window. 2666 02:51:57,220 --> 02:51:59,660 To avoid the weakening insects further. 2667 02:52:00,540 --> 02:52:02,160 Four days since the treatment. 2668 02:52:03,720 --> 02:52:04,940 All three bodies. 2669 02:52:05,200 --> 02:52:07,940 Have almost been completely consumed. 2670 02:52:07,940 --> 02:52:09,340 By the insects. 2671 02:52:09,760 --> 02:52:11,260 All that's left is a dark. 2672 02:52:11,720 --> 02:52:13,080 Writhing human shaped. 2673 02:52:13,520 --> 02:52:14,900 Mass of creatures. 2674 02:52:15,460 --> 02:52:16,980 It is just afternoon. 2675 02:52:16,980 --> 02:52:20,100 And the insects have started to change color. 2676 02:52:21,420 --> 02:52:22,100 Color. 2677 02:52:23,520 --> 02:52:25,880 Those around the face turn pale. 2678 02:52:26,020 --> 02:52:27,740 And those around the lips turned. 2679 02:52:28,100 --> 02:52:29,100 A deep crimson. 2680 02:52:29,100 --> 02:52:32,120 That's a dark red to you and I. 2681 02:52:34,900 --> 02:52:36,180 Fucking flies. 2682 02:52:36,180 --> 02:52:41,040 Six days since the treatment. 2683 02:52:41,320 --> 02:52:43,540 And the massive insects have transformed. 2684 02:52:43,760 --> 02:52:45,760 Into human bodies again. 2685 02:52:46,140 --> 02:52:46,440 What? 2686 02:52:46,660 --> 02:52:47,000 What? 2687 02:52:47,460 --> 02:52:49,100 All three girls awoke. 2688 02:52:49,200 --> 02:52:51,180 Looking at me like newborns. 2689 02:52:51,440 --> 02:52:53,160 I sense a bomb between us. 2690 02:52:53,400 --> 02:52:54,840 Like mothers and daughters. 2691 02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:56,720 You hammered your mother. 2692 02:52:56,980 --> 02:52:58,040 You hammered your mother. 2693 02:52:59,300 --> 02:53:00,620 You hammered your mother. 2694 02:53:01,440 --> 02:53:02,520 You hammered your mother. 2695 02:53:03,340 --> 02:53:06,180 I have already decided their names. 2696 02:53:06,180 --> 02:53:06,860 Brother Jim. 2697 02:53:07,700 --> 02:53:11,120 Bella Daniela and Cassandra. 2698 02:53:11,620 --> 02:53:15,000 Bella Daniela and Cassandra. 2699 02:53:15,500 --> 02:53:19,140 Bella Daniela and Cassandra. 2700 02:53:19,640 --> 02:53:20,900 Mark Commode. 2701 02:53:21,560 --> 02:53:23,020 Victorian Commode. 2702 02:53:23,520 --> 02:53:24,860 Mark Commode. 2703 02:53:25,480 --> 02:53:27,060 Victorian Commode. 2704 02:53:27,780 --> 02:53:28,880 Mark Commode. 2705 02:53:29,540 --> 02:53:31,020 Victorian Commode. 2706 02:53:36,420 --> 02:53:37,800 Thanks there for the tip. 2707 02:53:38,140 --> 02:53:39,020 Seam of the sack. 2708 02:53:39,200 --> 02:53:39,880 I hope you're getting. 2709 02:53:41,620 --> 02:53:42,600 You're getting on well. 2710 02:53:42,640 --> 02:53:44,860 You say the savage beats are a little low in my opinion. 2711 02:53:45,260 --> 02:53:47,440 I'd love to be able to pipe that through. 2712 02:53:47,560 --> 02:53:48,700 Into the fucking mainframe. 2713 02:53:49,060 --> 02:53:50,760 Via an audio out. 2714 02:53:51,280 --> 02:53:54,900 And had I anticipated this was the journey I was going to begin on and take. 2715 02:53:55,180 --> 02:53:56,560 I would have done that pre-stream. 2716 02:53:56,660 --> 02:53:59,280 But this is the case of the scenario right now. 2717 02:54:00,120 --> 02:54:03,600 We'll have to deal with that problem in the future. 2718 02:54:03,700 --> 02:54:04,800 Right now we can't. 2719 02:54:05,800 --> 02:54:12,980 We'll kill this guy here down the hallway and hopefully find a typewriter as well to write a few journal entries. 2720 02:54:13,360 --> 02:54:17,880 And then we'll see what we can do from there on in. 2721 02:54:19,160 --> 02:54:19,620 See that? 2722 02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:20,560 Fast. 2723 02:54:20,920 --> 02:54:21,320 Fast. 2724 02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,400 Fast. 2725 02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,400 Fast. 2726 02:54:21,400 --> 02:54:21,480 Fast. 2727 02:54:21,480 --> 02:54:21,880 Furious. 2728 02:54:23,020 --> 02:54:24,320 Fuck are we going to get me as well? 2729 02:54:30,320 --> 02:54:31,100 What's this now? 2730 02:54:32,020 --> 02:54:32,900 Easy to pick lock. 2731 02:54:32,940 --> 02:54:33,640 I have a lock pick. 2732 02:54:33,640 --> 02:54:34,120 Do I not? 2733 02:54:44,860 --> 02:54:45,600 Sniper rifle. 2734 02:54:45,600 --> 02:54:46,160 Nice. 2735 02:54:46,160 --> 02:54:46,220 Nice. 2736 02:54:49,220 --> 02:54:50,160 It's not a rifle. 2737 02:54:50,320 --> 02:54:50,440 Sorry. 2738 02:54:50,520 --> 02:54:51,980 It was ammunition for a sniper. 2739 02:54:52,980 --> 02:55:01,460 That's music to my ears because I'm looking for a bit of range on the weapons and also a bit of power as well. 2740 02:55:02,320 --> 02:55:06,800 We just haven't really been able to garner any power at all with the Jimmy Pistole. 2741 02:55:07,540 --> 02:55:08,560 The shotgun's nice. 2742 02:55:09,360 --> 02:55:10,160 But yeah. 2743 02:55:10,320 --> 02:55:16,900 Once we get the hands on the sniper rifle I really think we're going to be trucking along at a lovely, lovely sustained pace. 2744 02:55:19,760 --> 02:55:22,600 And I can go at it from across the balcony. 2745 02:55:22,800 --> 02:55:24,120 Do you remember I was saying to you just before? 2746 02:55:24,260 --> 02:55:28,900 It's not a sustainable business model for me to be taking pot shots with a pistol across the balcony. 2747 02:55:29,860 --> 02:55:33,040 If I had a sniper rifle that would be a different kettle of fish altogether. 2748 02:55:33,200 --> 02:55:35,660 We've got a bit of rusted scrap in the fireplace there as well. 2749 02:55:35,740 --> 02:55:37,820 Something on this chair that's a bit of gunpowder as well. 2750 02:55:38,140 --> 02:55:40,260 A lot of bits and pieces around this area. 2751 02:55:44,040 --> 02:55:45,800 Tell me this and tell me no more. 2752 02:55:45,800 --> 02:55:51,640 Can you save the game without having to visit a typewriter? 2753 02:55:52,620 --> 02:55:59,680 Okay. 2754 02:55:59,680 --> 02:56:14,400 There's an autosave. 2755 02:56:14,680 --> 02:56:16,420 I don't know what that puzzle is there. 2756 02:56:16,780 --> 02:56:18,340 I'm puzzled to say the least. 2757 02:56:18,700 --> 02:56:19,160 Leashed-ish. 2758 02:56:19,280 --> 02:56:22,960 I have to end this situation right here and right now. 2759 02:56:23,400 --> 02:56:24,600 Because it's autosaved. 2760 02:56:25,880 --> 02:56:31,680 But it's been an interesting foray into the world of Resident Evil 6 plus 2. 2761 02:56:32,340 --> 02:56:39,020 And I'm really beginning to feel a little bit more inclined to play the next bit. 2762 02:56:40,300 --> 02:56:45,140 And it just goes to show you that a little bit of perseverance does go a long way. 2763 02:56:45,360 --> 02:56:48,560 Especially if something doesn't really feel like it's doing it at the time. 2764 02:56:48,640 --> 02:56:51,240 Maybe you need to put stuff in to get it back. 2765 02:56:51,340 --> 02:56:58,400 But I still am not enamored with any of the characters which have been foisted upon us by those crazy cats over at Capcom. 2766 02:56:58,400 --> 02:57:10,000 In the meantime I'm going to be penning a strongly worded letter using a Parker ballpoint pen as a first draft. 2767 02:57:11,300 --> 02:57:18,740 Once that draft is done I'm going to post it myself so that it's had time for it to sit in the subconscious. 2768 02:57:19,420 --> 02:57:24,240 Then I'm going to get that, read it back and then produce a Parker fountain pen. 2769 02:57:24,720 --> 02:57:31,760 Which I will write onto an ancient solid scripture which I purchased off eBay for 15,000 ducats. 2770 02:57:32,200 --> 02:57:37,860 Now this was an antiquated currency invented in Venice around the time of the Merchant of Venice by Shakespeare. 2771 02:57:40,180 --> 02:57:50,300 That will be put inside a message which I will then use inside a post box and send to the brothers over there at Capcom. 2772 02:57:50,680 --> 02:57:54,680 Hopefully they get that and they will read it on pain of death. 2773 02:57:55,200 --> 02:57:59,360 The message and its contents, well I don't really have to explain that to you. 2774 02:57:59,880 --> 02:58:09,000 But it's going to voice deep concerns regarding the direction the series is taking and the characters they're in their most recent game as well. 2775 02:58:09,060 --> 02:58:17,880 It's been a nice dream. I think we've all seen a lot here. We've done a lot and next time it's going to be an absolute commode smasher of an affair. 2776 02:58:18,560 --> 02:58:22,720 Hopefully we've come across the chair with the commode bowl in it again. 2777 02:58:23,220 --> 02:58:30,280 I'm going to do a little shopping online as well. I'm going to try and find my own Victorian antique commode chair. 2778 02:58:31,140 --> 02:58:39,620 With Delph. Fine Delph made by Fabian Delph over in Everton in Liverpool. 2779 02:58:40,340 --> 02:58:45,100 Who has the Dutch Delph wear skill set in his arsenal. Why? 2780 02:58:45,820 --> 02:58:49,100 Because his name is Delph. Comes with the territory. 2781 02:58:49,840 --> 02:58:52,020 Thanks very much Andy the Fork for the tip there. 2782 02:58:52,120 --> 02:58:59,140 Seam in the sack and everybody who's tuned in and giving me any sense of hope here tonight. 2783 02:59:00,000 --> 02:59:03,380 Also, goodnight and God bless. 2784 02:59:03,520 --> 02:59:05,700 And thank you very much and all the best. 2785 02:59:06,120 --> 02:59:08,740 And remember, Mark Commode. 2786 02:59:09,620 --> 02:59:10,540 Victorian Commode. 2787 02:59:12,120 --> 02:59:13,000 Rest in pieces. 2788 02:59:13,220 --> 02:59:14,020 My peace be with you. 2789 02:59:14,160 --> 02:59:29,400 Mark Commode. Victorian Commode. 2790 02:59:29,960 --> 02:59:31,160 Mark Commode. 2791 02:59:31,900 --> 02:59:33,360 Victorian Commode. 2792 02:59:33,760 --> 02:59:35,480 Victorian Commode. 2793 02:59:37,960 --> 02:59:39,600 Mark Commode. 2794 02:59:39,600 --> 02:59:41,380 Victorian Commode. 2795 02:59:41,620 --> 02:59:47,620 *sad music*