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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, the mic is on. But I didn't realize. Didn't realize you could hear me say. Didn't know that I thought I was getting one.

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Look at that bag. Look at that software. Here we are. It's Fat32. It's coming right in your face.

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And end that now. Great stuff. Welcome back to the return of Fat32.

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The stream which documents the history of Windows 95 slash 98 era stuff.

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And it's really warm, but I'm wearing two fleeces.

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And that's just a situation that's developed now as I feel a pearl drop of sweat rolling down the thorax torso region.

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Maybe shouldn't have started the stream like this, but look, a lot of things have to be ironed out.

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There's going to be a lot of creases in this stream. Hopefully you're being creases laughing anyway.

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That's some of the stuff that we've got. How are you getting on there?

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Hazzy, Big Red, Sean Pellegrino, Brian C. Nice to see you.

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SB Doug, Quib, Bill Brashky, Mickey. How are you?

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It's great to have you involved in the situation at hand as we speak.

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And what we're going to try and do is look at some of this Netcafe here.

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I, it sounds like Nescafe.

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I saw the title of this Netcafe episode and I thought, he's starting already.

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I have to get back on the Shafé. Big time.

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There's only one way to go. And that's Shafé. I've been scratching my head for a while thinking, how do we get back to the stream?

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Is there going to be a Hannan situation? I went mad on the Hannan. Had to check myself into rehab.

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I changed my name to Francis Hannan while I was gone.

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And that's stuck there now until I can get it back. And you can't just go change your name straight away back.

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Thanks very much, Kerry, for the tip. Or yeah, thank you very much.

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I just saw a clip of Elon Musk's brother with Stuart Shafé on a BBC documentary on BBC Two.

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What?

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What?

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It's a crazy bit of business. I must check that out.

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Thanks very much for the tip, though.

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But we're going to go back in time now to 1998.

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And this isn't vintage Shafé era.

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I would say 93, 94, around that would be Computer Chronicles.

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But they came up with Netcafé after Computer Chronicles.

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Just as the internet was becoming a household scenario.

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Dial-up modems around 95, 96.

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Ireland ladies, thank you very much for the tip there.

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I hope you're getting down well.

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I just have to get mad into the chair these days.

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I thank you very much, Teresa Carmody, for the tip.

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Very, very, very kind.

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Ian, not a made-up name.

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Shout out to the beggars, please, says the dog.

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Thank you very much for that.

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Yeah, mad into the chair.

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I've become an absolute chair head.

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And there was a video going round on social media of me singing,

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Ooh, uh, up the chair.

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There wasn't really.

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There wasn't really.

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Um, thanks very much for the tips there.

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That's Silage, the dog, Teresa Carmody.

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Let's get into this straight away now,

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because we've been building it up now for five minutes,

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and it'd be an awful shame if I just talked about shite for five minutes.

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Let's get into this.

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There are many questions, many hypotheses, many mysteries need to be solved.

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But we're not going to solve them straight away unless we get into this.

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So thanks very much for that, uh, flim bag.

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Nine mil jill.

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She's a hot shot.

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Up the chefé.

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Thank you very much.

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Let's have a look at this.

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It's Stuart Chefé.

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It's seven.

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It's six.

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It's five.

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It's four.

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It's three.

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It's two.

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Are you good?

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Are you good?

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Are you good?

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This week at the Internet Café, Cyber Chat.

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This is one cool chat room of virtual media.

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Cool chat room.

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Cyber chat.

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Look at that.

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Looks rubbish.

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It's in 3D called Active Worlds.

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Meet Meredith.

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You may have seen her chatting online.

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She runs the famous concrete cam using CUCN.

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Never heard of it.

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Never seen her.

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Look at this liquid hot technology.

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The chat just said there.

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It went really fast.

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I couldn't see it.

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Thanks very much for the tips though, lads.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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The heavy chat.

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Is my microphone okay?

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Can you hear me okay?

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Can you see me okay?

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We don't want it to go tits up.

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Yeah, you can hear.

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Okay, let's get on with it.

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Look at this.

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There's online are teenagers and this is a talk site just for them.

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He wants to look at teenagers online on a talk site.

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Dangerous bit of business, Stu.

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The heavy chatters online are teenagers and this is a talk site just for them.

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Heavy chatters.

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Heavy chatters.

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And then look at that there.

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The schlug.

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Does that say the schlug down there?

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Fucking dangerous.

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Was the schlug involved in something there?

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Was that the uncle?

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I think we better get a hold of him.

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Tom, let's see if we can dial him in there on the interphone.

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Tom, are you there, Tom?

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Can you hear me?

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How are you getting on, Francis?

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What's the story?

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Good, Tom.

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We're just in the studio right now.

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What studio is that?

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Where I do the stream from.

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Your bedroom, is it?

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No, it's not the bedroom.

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It's a studio.

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It's a proper studio scenario.

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It's got a microphone and multiple monitors in it as well.

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Shite guide.

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Thanks very much.

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But we've just come across something here, Tom.

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In the mainframe.

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And it seems as though you were involved in some sort of teen chat website in the 90s.

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Can you shed any light on that, Tom?

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Wasn't me.

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I wasn't there.

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I had nothing to do with it.

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Nothing to do with what, Tom?

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I don't know what you're fucking talking about, man.

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I'm watching the stream as we speak now.

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And I can see a picture of my face on it.

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Yeah, I spent a bit of time knocking up a little bit of a situation for you there so that you could see yourself.

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And it has your little strand, your name on it and everything.

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Yeah, it says analyst.

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That's analyst.

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You've spelled it wrong.

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You've called me an analyst.

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Well, it's too late now.

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It's too late now, I'm afraid, Tom.

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We're live to the world.

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Right.

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So I have to live with that embarrassment, do I?

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I'm afraid so.

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Brooklyn, Lukey, thanks very much for the tip there.

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Do you want to say thanks and praise there to Brooklyn?

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Yeah, well, I'm an analyst here.

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I'm not an analyst.

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But thanks very much, Brooklyn, Lukey.

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And also, Auntie and Shite Guides.

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Thanks very much.

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I hope you're getting on well as well.

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How can you even see the tips and things like that that are coming through?

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Just don't ask.

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At this stage, don't ask.

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What did you want to ask me anyway?

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You had something in the pipeline.

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You did.

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Well, I was asking you whether or not you had anything to do with this.

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This is a teen chat website.

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I'll just roll the clip again for you.

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Did you hear that, Tom?

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Yep, the heavy chatters are teenagers.

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And then, that doesn't look like it says the slug on it.

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Well, what does it say?

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I'm not sure about it.

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Nothing to do with me.

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I'll see you.

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I'll see you later anyway.

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He's gone.

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I don't know where he's gone to.

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Let's see what's going on here.

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Hot Jaj, thanks very much for the tip.

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Let's get on here.

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Meet Davey D.

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He's a rap disc jockey.

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Davey D.

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Rap disc jockey.

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Davey D.

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Does he predate the advent of Davey D's?

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I think I can remember around 2000-ish.

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Around PlayStation 2.

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That was able to play Davey D's.

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So, this is 98.

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So, he even predates this rap guy.

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I've never even heard of him.

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Predates Davey D's.

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And his name was Davey D.

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He runs a cool chat area.

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He runs a cool chat area.

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Called the Hip Hop Corner.

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The Hip Hop Corner.

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If you haven't seen Fat32,

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I'm really...

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I apologize for anybody.

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This might be a bit jarring for you.

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But I can't stop.

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I can't stop.

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This is the show that really makes me want to say things after they've been said again and again.

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And there might be a lot of rewinding.

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Plus, a look at the latest twist on chat.

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Instant messaging at Excite.com.

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Steer Chicken.

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Thanks very much.

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Thanks very much.

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And Victim Boy.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Stuart Chappé used to prowl cool chat rooms.

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It says.

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Thanks very much.

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I won't read the rest of that.

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I don't want to offend anyone.

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Hey, old Francis and Tommy Grit.

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See you back, Steer Chicken.

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Thank you very much for watching.

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And Larry Maggie joins us with some tips.

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Look at this.

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Larry Maggie.

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Tonight at 9 on Dispatches.

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Larry Maggie.

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We got out of that.

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There we zoomed in a little bit too fast.

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Tips on chat room netiquette.

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Cyber chat.

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This week at the Internet Cafe.

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The Internet Cafe is brought to you by Z Auction.

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The live online shopping experience.

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I don't know if it's loud enough.

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Is the volume okay on the Computer Chronicles episode?

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See.

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Listen to this.

269
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Fantastic.

270
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Hanley man.

271
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Thanks for the tip.

272
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I'm victim boy.

273
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Thank you very much.

274
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Real MIDI music from the 90s.

275
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And by Windows Magazine.

276
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Delivering desktop, enterprise, and internet computing news, reviews, features, and how-tos for a Windows world.

277
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Because the world runs on Windows.

278
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Additional funding from Softforce Incorporated.

279
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How many adverts are there?

280
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How many adverts are there?

281
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Pro One Software.

282
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Educational software for young adults.

283
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Well, let's chat about chat.

284
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Well, let's chat about chat.

285
00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:06,820
And he's got two class co-presenters.

286
00:14:06,820 --> 00:14:08,300
I'm going to have to take these fucking fleeces off.

287
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,660
He's got two class co-presenters.

288
00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:14,800
He's got a lady with red hair.

289
00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,680
Can't remember what her name is, but we're going to find out.

290
00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:22,380
And then there's another fellow who always wears a kind of funky boy.

291
00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:25,400
He's got like a funky boy necklace on.

292
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,520
And he's had one in every episode.

293
00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:29,840
So let's see whether or not he's still got it on here.

294
00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:31,480
It's not Kiki Stockhammer.

295
00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:32,660
It's Withers.

296
00:14:32,820 --> 00:14:33,220
Exactly.

297
00:14:33,440 --> 00:14:36,760
We've got some Withers heads in the audience there.

298
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,880
eBay crushed Zauction.

299
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:39,640
Thank you very much.

300
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,480
And Sweaty Barsh and Stelio.

301
00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,820
I hope you're getting down well.

302
00:14:43,060 --> 00:14:44,960
And Dirty Mike and the gang.

303
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Let's have a chitty chat.

304
00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:46,540
Yes.

305
00:14:46,740 --> 00:14:47,660
Have you done online chat?

306
00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:48,320
I tried it.

307
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:48,700
Did you see that?

308
00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,060
I've tried it a whole bunch of times.

309
00:14:50,240 --> 00:14:50,580
I think.

310
00:14:50,640 --> 00:14:51,560
See that intro again.

311
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,640
Sorry about the quality.

312
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,120
Bit of a potato like quality here tonight.

313
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:58,880
Because as you can see, I could only find this episode in 240p.

314
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:05,320
So there's Funk Zone 555 on the right there.

315
00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,520
And Janine Withers.

316
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:08,800
Janelle Stelzen.

317
00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:09,640
Janelle Withers.

318
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:10,500
Jane Withers.

319
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:11,300
Let's have a look.

320
00:15:11,540 --> 00:15:11,880
See you again.

321
00:15:11,900 --> 00:15:12,340
Chitty chat.

322
00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:12,700
Yes.

323
00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:13,940
Have you done online software?

324
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:14,360
Horrible.

325
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:15,340
Disgusting.

326
00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:17,620
Bit of banter there between the two of them.

327
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:20,420
Where Stu says, we have a chat.

328
00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:24,900
And Jane Withers or whatever her name is, says, let's have a chitty chat.

329
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,860
And Stu goes, yes.

330
00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:30,180
Well, let's chat about chat.

331
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:31,180
Let's have a chitty chat.

332
00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:31,520
Yes.

333
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:37,840
Have you done online chat?

334
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:38,140
You like it?

335
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:38,580
I've tried it.

336
00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:39,040
Yeah.

337
00:15:39,140 --> 00:15:40,240
I've tried it a whole bunch of times.

338
00:15:40,380 --> 00:15:41,100
I think that one.

339
00:15:41,580 --> 00:15:44,060
This is the lady who said, kept saying twisted.

340
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:48,860
Remember, I don't know if you saw the dispatches on the computer crisis.

341
00:15:48,860 --> 00:15:49,200
Twisted.

342
00:15:53,820 --> 00:15:55,340
Dispatches unwraps the story behind.

343
00:15:55,340 --> 00:15:57,400
People getting undressed, you know, going to the bathroom.

344
00:15:57,620 --> 00:15:57,960
Twisted.

345
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:00,980
Dispatches investigates Monday at eight on four.

346
00:16:02,380 --> 00:16:04,180
That's Jane Withers there.

347
00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:05,020
She says twisted.

348
00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:08,240
She thinks that all this newfangled technology is twisted and sick.

349
00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:14,280
She's there to cast a kind of eye of skepticism on the whole thing.

350
00:16:14,400 --> 00:16:16,440
And God knows what she'd make of today.

351
00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:18,220
This is like 20 odd, 30 years ago.

352
00:16:18,400 --> 00:16:19,680
So, I mean, the way it's shaped.

353
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,800
Give the shout out to Gary's Gourmet Pizza.

354
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:22,500
Mystery Streams.

355
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,840
Thanks very much there, Mortinator.

356
00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:24,860
The ones that I've been...

357
00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:25,120
Yes.

358
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,240
Have you done online chat?

359
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:26,760
You like...

360
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,260
Have you done online chat?

361
00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:28,860
Yeah, I had that.

362
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:34,040
And Stu is kind of always trying to keep cool and say cool stuff as well.

363
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:34,800
It's a great...

364
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:35,540
It's a great ear.

365
00:16:35,540 --> 00:16:35,840
Try it.

366
00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:37,860
Well, let's chat about chat.

367
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,860
Let's have a chitchy chat.

368
00:16:38,980 --> 00:16:39,220
Yes.

369
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,340
Have you done online chat?

370
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:40,640
You like it?

371
00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,060
I've tried it.

372
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:41,540
Yeah?

373
00:16:41,620 --> 00:16:42,660
I've tried it a whole bunch of times.

374
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:43,440
Yeah.

375
00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:50,060
I think the ones that I've been going to haven't been so good because it's all this kind of clicky inside talk and little terms that I don't get.

376
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,140
Twisted!

377
00:16:51,140 --> 00:16:51,640
And then no.

378
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:52,320
So it puts you off.

379
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:52,720
Yeah.

380
00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:53,840
And Andrew, are you a chatter?

381
00:16:53,940 --> 00:16:54,560
I like it.

382
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,240
Yes, I do.

383
00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:55,360
Twisted!

384
00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,460
You have to really have some time.

385
00:16:57,660 --> 00:16:57,840
Right.

386
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:58,400
You have to be...

387
00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:01,760
Andrew underscore Devery's his real name.

388
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:05,480
He was really birth-certed that name at birth.

389
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:10,300
The parents decided to put an underscore in because they anticipated he'd be...

390
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,220
He'd have some tech-based job in the future.

391
00:17:12,340 --> 00:17:13,700
Thank you very much, Slug Shining.

392
00:17:14,220 --> 00:17:15,200
I hope you're getting on well.

393
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:20,160
Committed to doing it, but it's one of the most popular, really, activities on the web.

394
00:17:20,820 --> 00:17:22,100
Is it just for young people?

395
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:22,560
No.

396
00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:23,400
Yeah, I have an aunt.

397
00:17:23,560 --> 00:17:25,440
She gets on there at night, four hours.

398
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:28,280
Sounds like a load of lies.

399
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:30,280
There, Stuart Jeffries.

400
00:17:31,940 --> 00:17:33,400
Apparently has an aunt.

401
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:38,440
Well, this creepy music doesn't really sound that good, actually.

402
00:17:38,440 --> 00:17:43,080
When you look at yourself in slow-mo, Stuart, sounds like you don't have an aunt.

403
00:17:43,160 --> 00:17:47,820
Sounds like you made that up to try and get out of the question that Stu was asking you about.

404
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,820
Were you in a young person's chat room?

405
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:50,660
I have an aunt.

406
00:17:50,900 --> 00:17:52,600
Really, activities on the web.

407
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:54,760
Is it just for young people, you think?

408
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:55,000
No.

409
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:55,840
Yeah, I have an aunt.

410
00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:56,860
No.

411
00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:57,180
Yeah.

412
00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:58,120
No.

413
00:17:58,120 --> 00:17:58,320
No.

414
00:17:58,640 --> 00:18:01,180
I have an aunt.

415
00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,720
She gets on there at night, four hours.

416
00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:08,880
Four hours a night she chats?

417
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:09,840
Four hours a night she chats.

418
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:10,500
Tell her to get a load.

419
00:18:11,280 --> 00:18:13,980
I don't think Stu even believes him.

420
00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,980
Four hours a night, huh?

421
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,720
Four hours a night.

422
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,720
What an odd thing to see.

423
00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,980
Well, this is her last.

424
00:18:21,760 --> 00:18:23,140
Is it just for young people, you think?

425
00:18:23,140 --> 00:18:23,360
No.

426
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,180
I have an aunt.

427
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:26,240
She gets on there at night, four hours.

428
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:29,480
Big silence there.

429
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:30,540
Big silence there.

430
00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,980
Big silence as Stu processes the lie.

431
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,760
He obviously knows the lie, but he's a professional.

432
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:36,820
They have a show to shoot.

433
00:18:36,940 --> 00:18:38,240
They only do things in one take.

434
00:18:38,340 --> 00:18:39,100
These one take, Stu.

435
00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:43,960
Thank you very much for the tip there, Pinhead Larry and Schultz.

436
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:45,060
Four hours a night she chats.

437
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,100
Four hours a night she chats.

438
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:46,940
How about to get a live, man?

439
00:18:46,940 --> 00:18:47,900
Well, this is her live.

440
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:48,620
All right.

441
00:18:48,620 --> 00:18:50,220
We're going to take a look at different kinds of chats.

442
00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:50,840
This is going to be fun.

443
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:54,060
We're going to have a look at different kinds of chats.

444
00:18:54,120 --> 00:18:54,840
It's going to be fun.

445
00:18:55,260 --> 00:19:02,960
And a lovely transition wipe, multi-layer diagonal wipe from the same location, from one location

446
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:06,180
to the exact same location.

447
00:19:06,620 --> 00:19:11,880
You can just tell how this whole production was done on a tight timeline.

448
00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:15,380
They hired people to come in and do it and all that.

449
00:19:15,420 --> 00:19:19,640
You even see from the CCTV angles that they put on to stylize the show.

450
00:19:20,540 --> 00:19:27,680
There's just like two cameramen and there's a few people around the sides of a load of fucking extras sitting in,

451
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:29,100
pretending to be in the cafe and all that.

452
00:19:29,220 --> 00:19:33,440
Time is money in Sacramento, in California, wherever the hell they are.

453
00:19:34,600 --> 00:19:36,900
All right, Rick, you were on activeworlds.com.

454
00:19:37,060 --> 00:19:38,740
I thought he was going to say you were on acid.

455
00:19:38,940 --> 00:19:41,660
All right.

456
00:19:42,660 --> 00:19:43,260
Flames divide.

457
00:19:43,380 --> 00:19:44,020
Thank you very much.

458
00:19:44,260 --> 00:19:48,480
All right, Rick, you were on acid last week at your aunt's house for four hours.

459
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:49,480
Tell me what that was like.

460
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,660
All right, Rick, you were on activeworlds.com,

461
00:19:51,740 --> 00:19:54,980
which I must say is about the best 3D chat world I've seen online yet.

462
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:55,820
It is really cool.

463
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,320
I want to ask you the basic question.

464
00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:58,780
You know there's an argument on this whole subject.

465
00:19:58,980 --> 00:20:02,500
Is it worth the bandwidth to do all the verbal, all the 3D stuff?

466
00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:05,620
Why do you think that really makes a chat room better to have avatars?

467
00:20:18,420 --> 00:20:21,920
The night at 9 on dispatches.

468
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:26,740
The man who chatted too hard.

469
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:33,800
We delve into the deep, dark world of the internet's most avid chatters.

470
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,300
In a physical metaphors.

471
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:45,560
Our worlds are no bigger than a typical website.

472
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:47,320
Rick Knoll.

473
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:50,100
Any relation to Nick Nolte?

474
00:20:50,740 --> 00:20:52,440
He was Rick Nolte's brother.

475
00:20:52,900 --> 00:20:54,740
He was Nick Nolte's brother, Rick.

476
00:20:55,240 --> 00:20:57,120
Rico Doherty, thanks for the tip.

477
00:20:57,600 --> 00:20:58,760
August Heron.

478
00:20:59,460 --> 00:21:05,380
Sorry for using the painted Jill Mill, the 9 Mill Flembag tip celebration,

479
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,420
but I'm just going to go out on a limb and do it.

480
00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,500
John Cibblehead, thank you very much.

481
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:11,120
I'm Flames Devite.

482
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,840
Nick Nolte's brother, Rick.

483
00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,880
Nicholas and Rickless.

484
00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,340
And one went on to be a fucking movie buff.

485
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:25,800
The other one went on to do a load of chatting online.

486
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,620
And he spent too long chatting online.

487
00:21:27,940 --> 00:21:30,720
And he was also given an underscore between his name.

488
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:31,920
He shortened his surname.

489
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,300
So he didn't want to be associated with his brother.

490
00:21:34,700 --> 00:21:37,180
Or more like his brother didn't want to be associated with him.

491
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:39,740
For multiple reasons.

492
00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:41,440
We don't have time to go into them now.

493
00:21:41,560 --> 00:21:42,080
It's too dark.

494
00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:45,720
But this guy is going to tell us all about the...

495
00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,780
We're going to get Rick Nolte.

496
00:21:48,220 --> 00:21:48,960
Rick Rolled.

497
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:57,500
So the download, the bandwidth, actually isn't a problem.

498
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,120
And it's so much more immersive.

499
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,660
You're in there, you actually believe you're in a world,

500
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:06,080
rather than just getting information or JPEGs off a page somewhere.

501
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:09,900
But I mean, does something come from actually seeing some avatar move around?

502
00:22:10,300 --> 00:22:13,740
Does something come from having the avatar move around?

503
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,000
Look at the setup.

504
00:22:16,620 --> 00:22:19,320
Look at the Windows 95 GUI.

505
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:25,480
And it's 240p, so we can't even read the shit text.

506
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,460
But would we want to read it?

507
00:22:28,020 --> 00:22:28,980
Would we want to read it?

508
00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:30,700
NFT is greater than Fat32.

509
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,700
Thank you very much.

510
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:35,960
I mean, you think the reactions between people are different when you're in that 3D world?

511
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:36,500
Absolutely.

512
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,420
It's so much more immersive.

513
00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,500
And the whole idea is you're sharing a space with other people on the Internet.

514
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:44,440
You can see them.

515
00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:46,300
You can build objects with them.

516
00:22:46,380 --> 00:22:46,560
Yeah.

517
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,360
So it's a collective thing.

518
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:50,400
Everybody agrees to.

519
00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:51,340
All right, let's...

520
00:22:51,340 --> 00:23:04,680
Let's talk about the way your little world works, because it really is cool.

521
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:05,940
And it's also...

522
00:23:05,940 --> 00:23:12,520
He wants to put a bit of space between them both by going, let's have a little look at how your little world works, because I'm not in it.

523
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,640
It's a collective thing everybody agrees to.

524
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,780
All right, let's talk about the way your little world works, because it really is cool.

525
00:23:17,780 --> 00:23:18,780
And the action is very smooth.

526
00:23:18,780 --> 00:23:21,160
Sort of describe how you navigate around there.

527
00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:22,120
It's very easy.

528
00:23:22,120 --> 00:23:23,400
You use the keyboard.

529
00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:24,860
You just use your arrow cursor.

530
00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:36,820
You should have used the shit key, because it's shit.

531
00:23:36,820 --> 00:23:42,540
Thanks very much for the tip, Cardinal O'Flanagan.

532
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:43,720
What the crack?

533
00:23:43,740 --> 00:23:44,180
Are you well?

534
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,980
Have you heard about your Uncle Tommy's travels, hey?

535
00:23:46,340 --> 00:23:47,320
I haven't, but I'll give you...

536
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:48,480
Tommy, are you there, Tom?

537
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,280
How are you getting on, Francis?

538
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:52,080
What's the story?

539
00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:54,800
Not much now.

540
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:57,700
We're just after getting a little tippy-whippy wooly...

541
00:23:57,700 --> 00:24:05,280
Wooly-booly machine donation tip there from Cardinal O'Flanagan, and he asks about your travels.

542
00:24:06,060 --> 00:24:11,280
Yeah, I was doing the dog on it over Germany over the summer.

543
00:24:11,380 --> 00:24:12,180
Did you not see me?

544
00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,880
I'm sure I was locked away.

545
00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:15,820
I was locked away.

546
00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:17,320
What for?

547
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:20,360
I went full Hannan, didn't I?

548
00:24:20,420 --> 00:24:24,640
I went on the Jerry and the Frank, and I got fucking lost.

549
00:24:25,220 --> 00:24:26,060
Absolutely lost.

550
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:30,440
Yeah, well, I was telling you to stay off it, but there was no telling you.

551
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,160
Maybe we could look at some of the antics I was getting up to.

552
00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:39,120
When I was out there in Europe later on.

553
00:24:39,620 --> 00:24:40,300
Maybe, Tom.

554
00:24:40,380 --> 00:24:40,500
Maybe.

555
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,700
We might have more questions.

556
00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:46,220
You might have more questions to answer before we get to any of that sort of stuff there.

557
00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:50,540
And just if anyone's tuned in, there's a little strand there of Tommy.

558
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:51,520
It was meant to...

559
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,240
It's spelled wrong.

560
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:53,480
It was analyst.

561
00:24:54,380 --> 00:25:01,220
But it's actually spelled wrong, so just in case, don't throw any besmirchment towards Tom there.

562
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:02,740
Yeah, I'm not an analyst.

563
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,020
Just want to clarify that.

564
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,900
Don't even know what a fucking analyst is.

565
00:25:07,220 --> 00:25:08,480
But, uh...

566
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:11,480
Well, I'd say if you were to guess...

567
00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:12,980
Don't say it.

568
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:14,720
You don't even have to say it.

569
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:15,860
I'll talk to you in a bit.

570
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:17,720
Good luck.

571
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:18,580
We'll see you in a bit.

572
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:19,820
And that's about it.

573
00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,840
You have different views, right?

574
00:25:20,880 --> 00:25:23,380
You have sort of a third-person view and your first-person view.

575
00:25:23,420 --> 00:25:26,360
Yeah, and you can click on it, home or end on the keyboard.

576
00:25:26,540 --> 00:25:28,480
Either make it in or out of your body.

577
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:31,460
How do you interact with people once you meet them inside the world?

578
00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,160
Same way you react in the real world.

579
00:25:33,160 --> 00:25:34,020
Ryan McDonough says,

580
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,060
Very funny stream tonight, Francis.

581
00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:39,900
Really enjoying when you do the cricket sounds in the background after a joke.

582
00:25:40,460 --> 00:25:40,860
Really.

583
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:42,540
Great top-notch comedy.

584
00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:43,580
Thank you very much.

585
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:43,820
Yeah.

586
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:45,580
Pretty much.

587
00:25:45,840 --> 00:25:47,700
What you do is you accept this.

588
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:48,740
Use your keyboard.

589
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,600
I thought he was going to get something out there.

590
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,180
He's getting his hands ready underneath.

591
00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:54,000
Captain Sack, thank you very much.

592
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:54,420
You typed it.

593
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:54,640
Right.

594
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:58,220
So you type your information, you enter it, and you get a reaction.

595
00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,200
But besides the talking, I mean, you have gesturing too inside.

596
00:26:02,460 --> 00:26:02,900
Gesturing?

597
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:04,920
And a lovely style.

598
00:26:04,980 --> 00:26:06,820
I love the red shirt, the black shirt.

599
00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,240
I need to get a red shirt like Stu.

600
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:10,400
I want to start dressing like Stu, actually, for these three.

601
00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:13,140
Some of the gesturing is actually automatic.

602
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:15,940
Look at those gestures he's making there.

603
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,900
What kind of fucking hand-sting is that?

604
00:26:25,900 --> 00:26:26,420
Twisted!

605
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:40,980
And then there's other gestures that kind of like emoticon type things.

606
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,620
It was like he was doing a blood.

607
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,160
The blood's in the crypt, is it?

608
00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:45,980
Gesturing is actually automatic.

609
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:46,980
Uh-huh.

610
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:47,600
Uh-huh.

611
00:26:49,020 --> 00:26:50,180
That just says...

612
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,680
Doesn't say blood, though, does it?

613
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:55,260
What's that?

614
00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,400
There's the C.

615
00:26:59,280 --> 00:27:02,400
And it goes up there into a fucking...

616
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:03,540
What's that?

617
00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:04,580
Oh, co.

618
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:06,200
Ico.

619
00:27:06,280 --> 00:27:07,020
And that's an I.

620
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:07,700
Ico.

621
00:27:07,900 --> 00:27:08,540
I-C-O.

622
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,200
Check that out.

623
00:27:09,260 --> 00:27:10,700
If anybody's got any...

624
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,220
Can anybody sort that out for us?

625
00:27:12,220 --> 00:27:15,320
And then there's other gestures that kind of like emoticon type things.

626
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,060
You can actually click a button on the screen.

627
00:27:18,060 --> 00:27:22,020
Uh, I mean, I'm laughing, but fucking...

628
00:27:22,020 --> 00:27:24,000
People do all that Fortnite shite now.

629
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:24,940
Don't they try and do...

630
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:25,520
Nowadays.

631
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:26,700
That was probably five years ago.

632
00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:27,980
But Fortnite dances.

633
00:27:28,100 --> 00:27:28,820
Remember everyone...

634
00:27:28,820 --> 00:27:30,940
Footballers are doing that in celebrations and stuff.

635
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,120
Fucking ridiculous.

636
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,220
That's all shite.

637
00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:38,220
But that wasn't graphically powerful enough to have caught on.

638
00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:39,780
Nobody was catching on to that.

639
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:41,740
And there was no fun in it.

640
00:27:41,780 --> 00:27:43,360
It was just hanging around in a chat room.

641
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,580
And it will, you know, make a gesture or a dance.

642
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:46,480
You can do the Macarena.

643
00:27:46,980 --> 00:27:47,980
Now, it was also cool...

644
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,680
You know, make a gesture or a dance.

645
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:51,580
You can do the Macarena.

646
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:53,480
Now, it was also cool...

647
00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:55,280
The Macarena!

648
00:27:55,940 --> 00:27:57,020
This is 98.

649
00:27:57,740 --> 00:27:59,160
I think the Macarena was...

650
00:27:59,160 --> 00:27:59,460
What was that?

651
00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,980
94?

652
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:00,540
Was this?

653
00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:00,940
95?

654
00:28:01,940 --> 00:28:04,640
Thanks very much there for the tip, Captain Sack.

655
00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:05,340
Great to have you back.

656
00:28:05,660 --> 00:28:06,120
Yes, sir!

657
00:28:07,300 --> 00:28:10,680
Simon Firth is the name on this screen.

658
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:13,460
But I don't think that's Nick Nolte or Rick Roll or Nick Nolte.

659
00:28:13,520 --> 00:28:15,700
And it will, you know, make a gesture or a dance.

660
00:28:15,740 --> 00:28:16,600
You can do the Macarena.

661
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,640
Now, it was also cool in your place.

662
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,840
Now, what's also cool here...

663
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,520
And that literally was the pinnacle of graphical capabilities back in the day.

664
00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:27,420
But now that's a Minecraft game.

665
00:28:27,580 --> 00:28:31,840
Now, knowingly shit in order to...

666
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,960
Accommodate as much stuff.

667
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,080
Build as much of a world as you can.

668
00:28:37,900 --> 00:28:41,740
But that was the pinnacle of it at the time.

669
00:28:41,820 --> 00:28:43,780
That was the crisis of the time.

670
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:47,280
Thank you very much, Father Hiroshima Twinkie.

671
00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:49,020
Any word from Fontaine lately?

672
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,340
We haven't seen from him.

673
00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,320
Haven't heard from him.

674
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:55,660
But as soon as we do, we'll give you a well-worded response.

675
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,360
You can actually, like, build a house.

676
00:28:57,500 --> 00:28:58,060
I mean, move in.

677
00:28:58,100 --> 00:28:59,660
This is, like, real space in a way, isn't it?

678
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:00,740
Oh, absolutely.

679
00:29:01,120 --> 00:29:01,760
Very much so.

680
00:29:01,820 --> 00:29:02,100
I like it.

681
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,320
So, I mean, what do people do there?

682
00:29:03,940 --> 00:29:04,500
People...

683
00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,780
What do they get up to?

684
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:09,460
This is the same as what fucking Zuckerbuck is doing now over on Facebook.

685
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:13,480
He's trying to get everyone into meta and do all that kind of virtual reality.

686
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:15,220
They were doing it back...

687
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:17,860
Sorry about that.

688
00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:19,140
Chris McBee, thanks very much.

689
00:29:19,140 --> 00:29:22,440
Just about anything they do in real life, they do in active worlds.

690
00:29:22,860 --> 00:29:23,540
They meet people.

691
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:27,420
I know several people who've gotten married in active worlds.

692
00:29:27,940 --> 00:29:28,940
Do you fuck?

693
00:29:28,940 --> 00:29:30,060
I heard that.

694
00:29:30,060 --> 00:29:30,800
Is that actually true?

695
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,780
I mean, people conduct a wedding in your active worlds space?

696
00:29:34,020 --> 00:29:34,260
Yes.

697
00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:36,000
Do they fuck?

698
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,360
Actually, it is true.

699
00:29:37,360 --> 00:29:38,760
Somebody asked me to officiate.

700
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:41,540
They feel that I'm the president of the Circle of Fire.

701
00:29:41,620 --> 00:29:43,920
Thereby, I am the president of the virtual universe.

702
00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:44,620
Yeah.

703
00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:57,320
Tonight at 9 on dispatches.

704
00:29:57,980 --> 00:30:00,380
The president of the virtual universe.

705
00:30:01,620 --> 00:30:06,900
We delve into the world of a man who married strangers online.

706
00:30:06,900 --> 00:30:18,560
We hear from people who've testified that he gave the Macarena ceremony inside his virtual house.

707
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,980
Tonight at 9 on dispatches.

708
00:30:27,980 --> 00:30:29,660
Any other stories?

709
00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:33,540
I mean, people really meet like they would in other chat rooms here and get to know each other?

710
00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:34,100
Oh, yes.

711
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,340
Glenn Bag and 9 on the chat man do.

712
00:30:37,420 --> 00:30:38,000
Thank you very much.

713
00:30:38,100 --> 00:30:41,340
And Follyus and BigMcFitzPatrick.ie.

714
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:43,200
Even though that wasn't your tip name.

715
00:30:43,260 --> 00:30:44,040
Thank you very much.

716
00:30:44,340 --> 00:30:45,180
But in fact, more so.

717
00:30:45,820 --> 00:30:46,840
And why is it more so?

718
00:30:47,020 --> 00:30:48,580
Well, because there's something that they can do together.

719
00:30:48,580 --> 00:30:49,940
Why was that something more so?

720
00:30:49,940 --> 00:30:53,540
He's claiming that this virtual world offers more than real life.

721
00:30:54,100 --> 00:30:55,900
And Stu, I love when Stu.

722
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:04,220
Sorry, I'm milking that one.

723
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:04,880
Big time.

724
00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:05,660
The universe.

725
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:08,020
Any other stories?

726
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,900
I mean, people really meet like they would in other chat rooms here and get to know each other?

727
00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:12,440
Yes.

728
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:13,500
But in fact, more so.

729
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:15,160
And why is it more so?

730
00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,320
Well, because there's something that they can do together.

731
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:19,320
They don't just talk in a little...

732
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:19,880
See these?

733
00:31:21,820 --> 00:31:23,200
These are big...

734
00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:28,260
This is a big stylized deal back in the day of doing a second angle black and white kind of...

735
00:31:28,260 --> 00:31:31,140
Boyer kind of fucking CCTV, is it?

736
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,260
Silverpixie, thanks very much.

737
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:33,900
I hope you're getting...

738
00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:34,800
Chat room and then they leave.

739
00:31:34,860 --> 00:31:36,700
They actually have this community they've formed.

740
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,280
People build cities.

741
00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,360
They build whole worlds together.

742
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:42,000
Did they fuck?

743
00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:43,400
Thank you very much, Kevin Beger.

744
00:31:43,400 --> 00:31:44,060
You've got what?

745
00:31:44,180 --> 00:31:47,380
225 or something places you can go to in active world?

746
00:31:47,500 --> 00:31:48,000
Whoa!

747
00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:53,280
225 fucking active fucking world universes.

748
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:54,040
What?

749
00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:57,420
You've got ethereal.

750
00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:58,600
You've got Florida.

751
00:31:58,840 --> 00:31:59,660
You've got Rebidden.

752
00:32:00,100 --> 00:32:01,280
You've got Frontier.

753
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,160
You've got Galcom.

754
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:07,420
I think there's a business in Ireland, Galway Communications, called Galcom.

755
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,700
Thank you very much, Ricky, for your tip there.

756
00:32:09,860 --> 00:32:10,400
Frontier.

757
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,000
You've got Georgia.

758
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:13,040
You've got German.

759
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:16,500
There's an ominous, rather ominous one there underneath.

760
00:32:16,620 --> 00:32:18,320
German is just...

761
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:18,980
Girls.

762
00:32:21,460 --> 00:32:22,780
On dispatches.

763
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:23,260
Girls.

764
00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:24,920
There's five...

765
00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,400
Probably five lads.

766
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,000
Just five lads in there waiting.

767
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:28,400
Worlds.

768
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:30,600
Graham.

769
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:32,800
There's just one called Graham 1.

770
00:32:32,940 --> 00:32:33,860
There's no one in it.

771
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,280
And Graham 2.

772
00:32:35,680 --> 00:32:37,360
And there's no one in them.

773
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,520
Running right now.

774
00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:43,480
Most of them are running on individual machines.

775
00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,040
People's PCs at home.

776
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:46,020
When they log on.

777
00:32:46,020 --> 00:32:47,120
So you create your own world, actually.

778
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:48,440
Wow.

779
00:32:48,780 --> 00:32:49,980
And you end up being sort of like...

780
00:32:49,980 --> 00:32:53,020
That shit's like a few dolphins and a...

781
00:32:53,020 --> 00:32:55,780
And a little mini server where people go to your world?

782
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:56,260
Yeah.

783
00:32:56,520 --> 00:32:56,660
Yeah.

784
00:32:56,780 --> 00:32:57,700
We operate...

785
00:32:57,700 --> 00:32:59,860
Circle of Fire operates this uniserver.

786
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:03,280
And the uniserver allows all these little servers to connect up to it.

787
00:33:03,300 --> 00:33:04,140
Kind of peer-to-peer.

788
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,720
People use avatars, right?

789
00:33:05,820 --> 00:33:07,160
Where do the avatars come from?

790
00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:10,100
And how much control do I have in designing what I'm going to look like in active worlds?

791
00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:12,740
Well, the avatars are available for many different worlds.

792
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:15,600
Many people leave them open so anybody can come in and get them.

793
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:21,640
But really, the world owner is the one who would set the avatar configuration of that world.

794
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:26,420
In the very near future, we're going to open it up so anybody can transmit it from a website.

795
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,100
So you can have your own avatar.

796
00:33:28,280 --> 00:33:29,260
You can have Stuart's avatar.

797
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:31,420
Where do we go next in these 3D chat worlds?

798
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:38,500
Well, the way we go next, we have to possibly integrate sound so that people could actually have voice text instead of the text chat.

799
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:39,940
That might make it a little more...

800
00:33:39,940 --> 00:33:41,540
But you have music and sound effects, which I really like now.

801
00:33:41,620 --> 00:33:43,140
And you hear the birds chirping and all that stuff.

802
00:33:46,660 --> 00:33:47,320
Yeah, that's nice.

803
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,180
I love the way Stu's like...

804
00:33:49,180 --> 00:33:50,680
He did have all this cool stuff in there.

805
00:33:50,740 --> 00:33:52,340
He doesn't find any of it cool, Stu.

806
00:33:52,460 --> 00:33:54,160
Stu is a man.

807
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:54,800
He's a producer.

808
00:33:54,960 --> 00:33:55,800
He knows what he's doing.

809
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:56,800
He's getting the work done.

810
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:57,840
He's got a job to do.

811
00:33:58,460 --> 00:34:00,540
So you have to pretend all this shite is cool.

812
00:34:01,180 --> 00:34:01,820
Just for the thing.

813
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,740
And we...

814
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:03,740
Just a little...

815
00:34:03,740 --> 00:34:08,320
Integrate sound so that people could actually have voice text instead of the text chat.

816
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:09,740
That might make a little more...

817
00:34:09,740 --> 00:34:11,360
But you do have music and sound effects, which I really like now.

818
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,940
And you hear the birds chirping and all that stuff.

819
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:13,640
Yeah, that's nice.

820
00:34:13,720 --> 00:34:16,000
So we put that in and serve it over the...

821
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,100
Yeah, yeah, that's nice.

822
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:19,440
Thank you very much, Bruno.

823
00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:20,220
Serve it over the web.

824
00:34:21,060 --> 00:34:27,340
For URLs of today's featured websites, check out the Internet Cafe site at cmptv.com.

825
00:34:29,060 --> 00:34:32,620
A conversation about chatting on the web I don't think would be complete.

826
00:34:32,620 --> 00:34:36,860
without talking about sort of an early form of video conferencing, if you will.

827
00:34:37,580 --> 00:34:41,440
Meredith, concrete, I think it's the handle you go by online.

828
00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:41,840
Right.

829
00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:43,040
You have a...

830
00:34:43,040 --> 00:35:02,600
The night at nine on dispatches, she was the go, the woman known as concrete.

831
00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:10,560
The murky world of a chapter gone wrong.

832
00:35:11,560 --> 00:35:15,860
Concrete Cam, and you're really into CUC me technology.

833
00:35:16,380 --> 00:35:17,860
Concrete Cam, CUC.

834
00:35:17,860 --> 00:35:19,920
I think you're even kind of a little bit of a CUC celebrity.

835
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:23,000
What is CUC technology?

836
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,240
It's video conferencing plus chat.

837
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,580
And Sergeant Derek Spain, thank you very much.

838
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:34,660
People use cameras and basically chat with each other.

839
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:38,300
Sorry, is the computer chronicles episode too loud now?

840
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:40,680
Is this because I can see it hitting the red foot bucket?

841
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,760
There while there I...

842
00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:43,560
CUC tech.

843
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,080
Sounds fucking cool.

844
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:45,460
Camera.

845
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:46,160
Okay.

846
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,520
So it's a streaming video image.

847
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:52,520
This is before we had all the social media.

848
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:55,020
Now people were making a whole brand website.

849
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:55,560
Coming over the web.

850
00:35:55,560 --> 00:35:58,180
Their own branded websites.

851
00:35:58,840 --> 00:35:59,680
Geocities.

852
00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:00,440
Palava.

853
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,600
Thank you very much.

854
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:02,920
Barry Masters Blend.

855
00:36:03,140 --> 00:36:04,040
CUC celebrity.

856
00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:06,200
C-U-C celebrity.

857
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:06,680
Cook.

858
00:36:06,780 --> 00:36:09,020
What is CUC technology?

859
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:13,240
Um, it's video conferencing plus chat.

860
00:36:13,700 --> 00:36:15,660
And people use cameras.

861
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,860
Thank you very much for the tip there lads on the audio.

862
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:19,960
Very, very handy.

863
00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:20,660
Very handy.

864
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,760
I need to be louder sometimes, but I need to be fucking quieter at other times as well.

865
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:29,660
And basically chat with each other while they're on camera.

866
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,640
Okay, so it's a streaming video image.

867
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:34,060
You can see a lot of images coming over the web.

868
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:36,780
How fast is that actually refreshing?

869
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:39,760
You know, how many images do people see a minute or a second?

870
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:43,220
A lot of innuendos floating around coming over the web.

871
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:45,040
Cook, CUC, all that kind of stuff.

872
00:36:45,040 --> 00:36:46,700
Well, it depends on what your connection is.

873
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:51,620
If you have a slow connection, it's only probably a picture every 10 seconds.

874
00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,840
But if you're on a fast connection like ISCN, it's about a picture per second.

875
00:36:56,020 --> 00:36:56,760
So it's pretty fast.

876
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:57,040
Really?

877
00:36:57,180 --> 00:36:57,880
So it's not like...

878
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:58,820
Yeah, look at how shite that is.

879
00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:01,080
10 frames per second.

880
00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,300
Zero kilobytes per second.

881
00:37:04,500 --> 00:37:05,340
28 cap.

882
00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:05,980
You've only got...

883
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

884
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:11,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

885
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

886
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:11,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

887
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:12,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

888
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:12,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

889
00:37:12,160 --> 00:37:13,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

890
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:13,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

891
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:14,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

892
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:14,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

893
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:15,160
You've got a cap of 28 kbps.

894
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,240
This is something that more than one person can do it.

895
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,620
Or two people can do it.

896
00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:23,220
I love this when they give us a screenshot and we get a little insight into some of the shite

897
00:37:23,220 --> 00:37:24,220
they were saying on the thing.

898
00:37:25,100 --> 00:37:29,620
Just let's try and parse from this slither of text here what the fuck they were on about.

899
00:37:29,620 --> 00:37:31,980
This is probably taken from an article about them.

900
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:32,600
Over the internet.

901
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:33,820
Numbers will soon.

902
00:37:34,220 --> 00:37:36,660
And the current other for them.

903
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,280
Television very whole first shot.

904
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,200
War between speed internet which easily rivaled ISCN.

905
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:48,360
This is when they're all getting excited for the next wave of cable data modem.

906
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:49,880
Time in a group.

907
00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:51,580
Get online all together.

908
00:37:51,940 --> 00:37:53,080
Oh you can do either.

909
00:37:53,260 --> 00:37:54,760
He looks like great crack.

910
00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,240
Chisaki.

911
00:37:56,860 --> 00:37:57,340
Over in.

912
00:37:57,780 --> 00:37:59,720
I was on the fucking web chat all night.

913
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,140
I was chatting to fucking Chisaki over in Japan.

914
00:38:03,300 --> 00:38:03,760
There he is.

915
00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:05,240
One frame per second.

916
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:06,200
He was getting a massive.

917
00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:08,380
He was getting a whopping one frame per second.

918
00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:10,420
Jukebox Connor thanks very much and only chance.

919
00:38:11,300 --> 00:38:13,760
And 3.50am in Japan.

920
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:15,840
Fucking.

921
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,320
Heavy enough buzz out in Japan lads.

922
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:23,220
Do it at a time.

923
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:24,120
Get a group.

924
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:25,800
Get online all together.

925
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:27,280
Oh you can do either.

926
00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,220
I mean usually.

927
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:29,800
It looks fucking rubbish.

928
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,100
This looks fucking rubbish.

929
00:38:32,300 --> 00:38:33,300
Da da da da.

930
00:38:33,300 --> 00:38:33,800
Da da.

931
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:35,300
Ba da da da.

932
00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:35,840
Da da.

933
00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,420
See you see me.

934
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:39,440
Welcome page.

935
00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:42,360
And look at some of these absolute.

936
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,700
Scary Halloween costumes.

937
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,340
That you could have been chatting to.

938
00:38:47,420 --> 00:38:49,180
They wanted to see into your world.

939
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:52,100
You were more than happy to let them see into your world.

940
00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:52,480
And you.

941
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,540
And then you got to see them as a return.

942
00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:56,020
There was a couple.

943
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:57,440
There was a son.

944
00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:59,440
With his father in the background there.

945
00:38:59,660 --> 00:39:00,600
Dominously lurking.

946
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:12,180
Tonight at 9 on dispatches.

947
00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:14,020
Father in the background.

948
00:39:15,620 --> 00:39:16,340
He watched.

949
00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:19,860
He watched on as his son chatted with other people on the internet.

950
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,240
What did he know?

951
00:39:21,240 --> 00:39:22,520
Why was he there?

952
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,600
And how long did he stay there for?

953
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,900
People get on reflectors all together.

954
00:39:31,180 --> 00:39:32,660
Or you can do it separately.

955
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:33,520
Independently.

956
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,180
With like.

957
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:36,040
Ice Cube was there.

958
00:39:36,240 --> 00:39:36,840
One person.

959
00:39:37,440 --> 00:39:38,000
Let's have a look.

960
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:38,880
Massive.

961
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:40,180
Conduits.

962
00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,180
Thank you very much.

963
00:39:41,260 --> 00:39:42,000
Boner jams.

964
00:39:43,220 --> 00:39:43,740
Again.

965
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:45,040
We're trying to look at the information.

966
00:39:45,160 --> 00:39:46,640
We're getting from a fucking website.

967
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:48,000
That they took a screenshot of.

968
00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:48,740
For the program.

969
00:39:49,080 --> 00:39:49,480
Conduits.

970
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:50,200
Relatively.

971
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:50,960
Attach.

972
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:51,660
Jerky.

973
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:52,120
White.

974
00:39:52,220 --> 00:39:52,540
Video.

975
00:39:52,660 --> 00:39:53,060
Jerky.

976
00:39:53,140 --> 00:39:53,380
White.

977
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:53,860
Video.

978
00:39:54,020 --> 00:39:54,640
Is sound.

979
00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:55,360
Hey.

980
00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,780
And you can quote me on that one.

981
00:39:58,380 --> 00:39:59,620
I'm not even on the camera anymore.

982
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:00,800
Could you.

983
00:40:01,080 --> 00:40:02,100
Could you still hear me?

984
00:40:02,120 --> 00:40:02,400
You could.

985
00:40:02,900 --> 00:40:03,260
Jerky.

986
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:03,600
White.

987
00:40:03,680 --> 00:40:04,080
Video.

988
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:04,820
Is sound.

989
00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:05,100
Hey.

990
00:40:05,940 --> 00:40:08,140
That was a quote there from Ice Cube.

991
00:40:08,140 --> 00:40:09,260
Back in the day.

992
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:11,320
Who was.

993
00:40:11,940 --> 00:40:12,820
Mentioned actually.

994
00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:13,420
I believe.

995
00:40:13,600 --> 00:40:15,320
In Kanye West's interview.

996
00:40:15,540 --> 00:40:17,100
With Tucker Carlson.

997
00:40:17,340 --> 00:40:18,240
The old tuck shop.

998
00:40:19,240 --> 00:40:20,240
Master himself.

999
00:40:20,340 --> 00:40:20,860
The other day.

1000
00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:24,860
I really recommend you go and watch as many of those clips.

1001
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:27,280
Including the ones they left out.

1002
00:40:27,420 --> 00:40:28,780
Because thank you very much Squish.

1003
00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:31,740
They really were prime time.

1004
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:34,940
Bizarro world comments he was making as well.

1005
00:40:35,620 --> 00:40:38,520
And then people are saying he's probably going to run for president as well.

1006
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,060
But after Donald Trump.

1007
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,260
You can't rule anything out.

1008
00:40:42,680 --> 00:40:43,420
But I mean.

1009
00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,260
Fucking hell.

1010
00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:47,340
I don't even think Donald Trump came out with any of the crazy shit he did.

1011
00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,320
But he did name check Ice Cube.

1012
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:53,540
In a scatterbrained reply to one of Tuck Shop's questions.

1013
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,560
Thank you very much Fat32 Boy Slip.

1014
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:56,920
He was like.

1015
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:56,960
He was like.

1016
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:58,220
Oh it's interesting.

1017
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,180
I was talking to Ice Cube about this the other day.

1018
00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,480
And yeah.

1019
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:01,980
That's funny.

1020
00:41:02,020 --> 00:41:04,320
Because I was talking to a friend about this, that and the other.

1021
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,840
And it just made no sense whatsoever.

1022
00:41:06,960 --> 00:41:07,900
I could go on to it now.

1023
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:08,580
But it's Fat32.

1024
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,060
It's not fucking Yee Yee32.

1025
00:41:11,500 --> 00:41:13,840
So Reflector is like a hub or something where people.

1026
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:14,220
Yeah.

1027
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,040
Fucking crazy days and lazy nights.

1028
00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,780
This was the last known.

1029
00:41:19,780 --> 00:41:20,100
Look.

1030
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:21,060
The last.

1031
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:24,940
The last known frame from her webcam.

1032
00:41:25,660 --> 00:41:26,340
That girl.

1033
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:28,020
I can't take no more.

1034
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:29,460
Disconnected.

1035
00:41:30,500 --> 00:41:31,780
Fucking yikes.

1036
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:36,040
To use an internet parlance of our times term.

1037
00:41:36,740 --> 00:41:37,880
Yikes guys.

1038
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,260
Better fucking push back on that.

1039
00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,680
Discourse.

1040
00:41:44,080 --> 00:41:46,120
Thanks very much for the Chuck E. Cheese.

1041
00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:48,520
There's Steamed Ham and Fatboy Slim 32.

1042
00:41:48,860 --> 00:41:50,060
All the images come together.

1043
00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,340
Vacational and of Hoking rural big city.

1044
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:56,100
Connecting to a live shot of the.

1045
00:41:56,200 --> 00:41:57,880
Or check out the morning coffee.

1046
00:41:58,780 --> 00:41:59,640
Watch the sunset.

1047
00:41:59,860 --> 00:42:00,280
You can.

1048
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:00,660
Channel.

1049
00:42:01,020 --> 00:42:01,160
Where.

1050
00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:01,880
Right.

1051
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:03,900
What do you need at home to actually do this?

1052
00:42:04,780 --> 00:42:06,240
Just a computer.

1053
00:42:06,540 --> 00:42:07,180
The software.

1054
00:42:07,700 --> 00:42:08,100
And a camera.

1055
00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:09,260
Well you don't need the camera.

1056
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,000
But it's best to have a camera.

1057
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:11,520
Right.

1058
00:42:11,660 --> 00:42:13,440
Otherwise you couldn't send out your image.

1059
00:42:13,540 --> 00:42:13,800
Yeah.

1060
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:14,620
Okay.

1061
00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:17,000
So now you've got the camera at home.

1062
00:42:17,220 --> 00:42:17,740
You're set up.

1063
00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:18,360
Ready to go.

1064
00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,840
You've kind of become a celebrity at this.

1065
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:22,220
Or I'd say it changed your life.

1066
00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:22,580
Anyway.

1067
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:23,120
What.

1068
00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:25,060
How has it affected you?

1069
00:42:25,220 --> 00:42:27,220
Well I've met a lot of really.

1070
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:27,660
Really.

1071
00:42:27,820 --> 00:42:28,860
Theme of the sack.

1072
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:29,400
Thank you very much.

1073
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:30,680
Great friends on CUC.

1074
00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:31,320
I mean like.

1075
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,140
Most of my best friends are from CU actually.

1076
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:35,360
Really?

1077
00:42:35,740 --> 00:42:36,140
Fucking.

1078
00:42:37,820 --> 00:42:38,800
Strange bit of business.

1079
00:42:40,180 --> 00:42:42,520
A lot of our best friends met on CUC.

1080
00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:44,260
Everything is okay.

1081
00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:44,460
Yeah.

1082
00:42:44,460 --> 00:42:45,480
I've been on it so long.

1083
00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:46,720
And I've known them for so long.

1084
00:42:46,780 --> 00:42:47,400
It's just like.

1085
00:42:47,620 --> 00:42:48,820
I met them in real life.

1086
00:42:48,940 --> 00:42:49,080
But.

1087
00:42:49,340 --> 00:42:50,740
Now you don't seem that old to me.

1088
00:42:50,780 --> 00:42:51,920
So how long is so long?

1089
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:52,240
Oh.

1090
00:42:53,620 --> 00:42:54,020
Danger.

1091
00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,280
Thank you very much.

1092
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,820
Daylord's epic bin.

1093
00:42:56,980 --> 00:42:58,080
Thank you very very much.

1094
00:42:58,260 --> 00:42:58,440
Like.

1095
00:42:58,700 --> 00:42:59,860
I met them in real life.

1096
00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:00,140
But.

1097
00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,780
Now you don't seem that old to me.

1098
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,980
So how long is so long?

1099
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:03,300
Oh.

1100
00:43:03,460 --> 00:43:03,800
A couple.

1101
00:43:04,180 --> 00:43:05,880
Why is there a kitchen in the background?

1102
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:07,180
I met them in real life.

1103
00:43:07,320 --> 00:43:07,460
But.

1104
00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:08,880
Now you don't seem that old.

1105
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,080
There's a couple of bottles of fucking.

1106
00:43:11,740 --> 00:43:14,340
You put vanilla and shit like that into the coffee.

1107
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:16,680
Or was it cherry flavored stuff?

1108
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:17,840
So how long?

1109
00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:20,320
100 BPS and running.

1110
00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,200
Thank you very much.

1111
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,640
And Johnson's wireless printer.

1112
00:43:22,760 --> 00:43:23,340
Thank you very much.

1113
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:23,840
How long is so long?

1114
00:43:23,940 --> 00:43:24,160
Oh.

1115
00:43:24,300 --> 00:43:25,140
A couple of years.

1116
00:43:25,260 --> 00:43:25,560
Okay.

1117
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:27,780
Which in internet time is actually pretty long.

1118
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,120
Yeah.

1119
00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:28,760
I mean.

1120
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:29,900
People don't usually believe.

1121
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:30,780
Fuck all time.

1122
00:43:30,780 --> 00:43:31,580
Fuck all time Joe.

1123
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,300
And I got to tell you something else.

1124
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,200
You've only known them for two years.

1125
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:36,500
And you've only met them over the internet.

1126
00:43:36,900 --> 00:43:37,980
Not even real men.

1127
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:39,020
Not even real.

1128
00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:40,140
I've been on for that long.

1129
00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:40,340
Yeah.

1130
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:41,020
Yeah.

1131
00:43:41,020 --> 00:43:41,120
Yeah.

1132
00:43:45,340 --> 00:43:48,400
I love when they cut away to the stuff like this.

1133
00:43:48,480 --> 00:43:49,120
Now we can see.

1134
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,580
We get a glimpse of some of the.

1135
00:43:51,100 --> 00:43:52,740
The people that are there as well.

1136
00:43:52,820 --> 00:43:53,740
And this is a profile.

1137
00:43:55,140 --> 00:43:55,500
Welcome.

1138
00:43:55,740 --> 00:43:56,840
Always friends.

1139
00:43:57,180 --> 00:43:57,500
Waf.

1140
00:43:58,060 --> 00:43:59,940
Under mass construction.

1141
00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:01,880
So some links are dead guys.

1142
00:44:02,040 --> 00:44:02,320
Okay.

1143
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,600
The site's under mass construction at the moment.

1144
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:05,940
Some links are dead.

1145
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:08,080
So chill out if they don't work.

1146
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:09,760
Waf.

1147
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,160
We've got this guy.

1148
00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:11,680
He's cool.

1149
00:44:11,760 --> 00:44:12,220
He's funky.

1150
00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:12,880
He's crazy.

1151
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:13,940
He's doing his kind of.

1152
00:44:13,980 --> 00:44:15,240
That's my profile picture.

1153
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,020
I want you to.

1154
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:17,980
Parse from that imagery.

1155
00:44:18,140 --> 00:44:19,440
What you can about me.

1156
00:44:19,940 --> 00:44:21,080
Here is Keith.

1157
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:22,380
Of the lumps.

1158
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:23,960
He's a radio DJ.

1159
00:44:24,500 --> 00:44:27,540
Probably be the other wonderful phone sex.

1160
00:44:35,540 --> 00:44:38,460
Weird fucking world man.

1161
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:40,980
And I looked at your site.

1162
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:43,360
You actually have some of your friends listed on there.

1163
00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:43,460
Wow.

1164
00:44:43,940 --> 00:44:44,960
This is some of the.

1165
00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:45,520
This girl.

1166
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:45,820
Look.

1167
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,460
She's innocent enough.

1168
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:50,700
Concrete is her name online.

1169
00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:54,580
She said that her best friends have been made on this fucking site.

1170
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,260
Thank you very much.

1171
00:44:55,300 --> 00:44:56,060
Higgy Smalls.

1172
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,640
And she's only been on it two years.

1173
00:44:57,980 --> 00:44:58,780
This is the problem.

1174
00:44:58,860 --> 00:44:59,540
You see it.

1175
00:45:00,640 --> 00:45:01,480
You know.

1176
00:45:01,540 --> 00:45:02,660
There are people out there.

1177
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,900
Who will get preyed upon.

1178
00:45:04,240 --> 00:45:05,020
By people then.

1179
00:45:05,100 --> 00:45:05,720
Like this.

1180
00:45:06,180 --> 00:45:06,720
Look at him.

1181
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:08,240
Looks like a screen grab.

1182
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:10,640
From the next week's Fox News broadcast.

1183
00:45:10,880 --> 00:45:11,320
About the.

1184
00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,700
Terrible tragedy.

1185
00:45:12,900 --> 00:45:14,060
The inevitable tragedy.

1186
00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,580
That's going to happen next week.

1187
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:16,880
But this is 1998.

1188
00:45:17,740 --> 00:45:19,840
Probably predates all the terrible tragedies.

1189
00:45:19,840 --> 00:45:20,480
That went down.

1190
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,040
But was there.

1191
00:45:21,480 --> 00:45:22,640
I remember.

1192
00:45:22,980 --> 00:45:23,860
When they started going up.

1193
00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:24,160
Although.

1194
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,480
There was like that guy in the fucking bell tower of Texas.

1195
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,260
In the 60s.

1196
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,280
But I don't think that was anything to do with.

1197
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:33,400
Nowadays sort of problems.

1198
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,620
But this guy is flexing his muscle there on camera.

1199
00:45:36,680 --> 00:45:37,880
Why do you have your top off?

1200
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:41,500
I suppose the tattoo involved.

1201
00:45:41,860 --> 00:45:43,360
Ever notice that as well.

1202
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:45,120
If people have the tattoos.

1203
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:48,000
Can't wait to get the fucking shirt off.

1204
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:50,480
We now come to find features.

1205
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:51,640
Extraordinary.

1206
00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:53,060
Most beautiful set of.

1207
00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:56,020
Please email him.

1208
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:57,180
As well.

1209
00:45:57,300 --> 00:45:58,340
It will make something.

1210
00:45:58,720 --> 00:45:59,280
Don't get it.

1211
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:00,480
Don't lose the spirit.

1212
00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:01,020
It says.

1213
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,120
Hopefully.

1214
00:46:02,300 --> 00:46:03,180
A lot of other people.

1215
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:04,400
Didn't lose their spirit.

1216
00:46:04,640 --> 00:46:06,160
At the merciless hands.

1217
00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:06,940
Of this guy.

1218
00:46:07,900 --> 00:46:08,580
In a.

1219
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:09,860
You know.

1220
00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:10,580
Situation.

1221
00:46:10,660 --> 00:46:11,860
A terrible situation.

1222
00:46:11,860 --> 00:46:12,860
That happened after this.

1223
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:14,240
You've met with.

1224
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,020
Now have you.

1225
00:46:16,220 --> 00:46:18,060
Now we've got a kind of emo chick.

1226
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,500
But if before emo was.

1227
00:46:20,740 --> 00:46:21,480
A thing was it.

1228
00:46:21,620 --> 00:46:22,540
Just a black and white.

1229
00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:23,780
Goth maybe.

1230
00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:24,520
Isabella.

1231
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,480
A heaven.

1232
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,880
From heaven.

1233
00:46:27,080 --> 00:46:27,520
For many.

1234
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:28,960
Voyagers.

1235
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:29,520
Cheryl.

1236
00:46:29,720 --> 00:46:30,200
Desire.

1237
00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:32,100
Tiniest ballet slipper.

1238
00:46:32,280 --> 00:46:32,600
Weird.

1239
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:33,360
Weird shit.

1240
00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:33,940
This is.

1241
00:46:34,060 --> 00:46:35,140
Is this a profile.

1242
00:46:35,140 --> 00:46:36,900
That her friends have made for her.

1243
00:46:36,900 --> 00:46:37,240
Or what.

1244
00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:38,000
I'm not sure.

1245
00:46:38,500 --> 00:46:39,420
Thank you very much.

1246
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:41,720
One frames per second.

1247
00:46:41,820 --> 00:46:43,020
She was the angel of the lanes.

1248
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:43,660
Thank you very much.

1249
00:46:43,720 --> 00:46:45,280
Can you congratulate my fiancee.

1250
00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:45,780
Rachel.

1251
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,940
On passing her driving test today.

1252
00:46:48,360 --> 00:46:48,880
She has.

1253
00:46:49,160 --> 00:46:49,780
Her driving.

1254
00:46:50,040 --> 00:46:50,940
Kiki face.

1255
00:46:51,380 --> 00:46:51,740
Perfected.

1256
00:46:52,080 --> 00:46:53,220
I'll go one further than that.

1257
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:54,200
I'll get the uncle on the line.

1258
00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:54,540
Tommy.

1259
00:46:54,640 --> 00:46:55,340
Are you there Tom?

1260
00:46:56,940 --> 00:46:57,640
How are you getting on?

1261
00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:58,520
What's the story Francis?

1262
00:46:59,440 --> 00:47:00,240
Not much now.

1263
00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:01,360
We just got a tip in there.

1264
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,580
From Higgy Schmalls.

1265
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:04,020
Wants you to congratulate.

1266
00:47:04,780 --> 00:47:05,660
The missus.

1267
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,360
Fiancee.

1268
00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:07,080
Rachel.

1269
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,800
Is giving a lot of information away.

1270
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:09,880
But I'm just reading.

1271
00:47:10,100 --> 00:47:11,640
I'm just putting the fucking words out.

1272
00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:12,460
That's in front of me.

1273
00:47:13,160 --> 00:47:13,360
Yeah.

1274
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:13,980
Well look.

1275
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:14,700
Hopefully.

1276
00:47:16,220 --> 00:47:16,700
Rachel.

1277
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:17,600
You're doing fine.

1278
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,720
And well done.

1279
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,340
On the driving.

1280
00:47:20,180 --> 00:47:21,160
And hopefully.

1281
00:47:21,380 --> 00:47:22,120
You can drive.

1282
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:23,780
Higgy Schmalls around now.

1283
00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:25,040
And he can.

1284
00:47:25,980 --> 00:47:27,140
Just be a passenger.

1285
00:47:27,340 --> 00:47:28,000
In your car.

1286
00:47:28,260 --> 00:47:28,880
All the time.

1287
00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:29,880
You drive him around.

1288
00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:30,780
Getting him stuff.

1289
00:47:31,840 --> 00:47:33,780
Sounds a little bit old fashioned that.

1290
00:47:34,060 --> 00:47:35,740
It's a bit of an old fashioned take.

1291
00:47:35,900 --> 00:47:37,580
On the dynamics of a relationship.

1292
00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:39,040
Yep.

1293
00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:40,300
See ya.

1294
00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:43,020
That was Tom there.

1295
00:47:43,120 --> 00:47:44,020
Thanks very much anyway.

1296
00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:44,860
And thanks very much.

1297
00:47:44,940 --> 00:47:46,580
Tony Val in NERGIA.

1298
00:47:46,980 --> 00:47:47,980
And here is another lad.

1299
00:47:47,980 --> 00:47:48,760
Have you met these people?

1300
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:49,260
Have you?

1301
00:47:49,360 --> 00:47:51,120
Fourier is my boy.

1302
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:52,320
Hasn't lately.

1303
00:47:52,800 --> 00:47:53,440
Hasn't lately.

1304
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:53,920
What?

1305
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:56,120
Traveled to go see them?

1306
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:56,460
Um.

1307
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,600
Little sloth at the end there.

1308
00:47:58,820 --> 00:47:59,100
I don't know what.

1309
00:47:59,240 --> 00:47:59,760
Oh my stuff.

1310
00:47:59,860 --> 00:48:00,900
Met these people?

1311
00:48:01,060 --> 00:48:01,460
Have you?

1312
00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:02,500
Traveled to?

1313
00:48:02,900 --> 00:48:03,880
Little sloth.

1314
00:48:04,060 --> 00:48:05,100
Watch my little brother.

1315
00:48:05,240 --> 00:48:06,140
He need not apply.

1316
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:09,380
And he's standing under a sign that says dip.

1317
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,720
I think that's a funny thing.

1318
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,480
To say in America to someone.

1319
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:14,180
You're a dip.

1320
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:15,900
Mac and the beggars.

1321
00:48:15,940 --> 00:48:16,780
Thank you very much.

1322
00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,700
My friend Dom is on the ovens tonight.

1323
00:48:18,900 --> 00:48:20,060
Thank you very much for that.

1324
00:48:20,140 --> 00:48:20,880
I hope you're getting on.

1325
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:23,180
Most of the people on my site.

1326
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,120
I have met.

1327
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,200
And most of them I've met from CU.

1328
00:48:26,620 --> 00:48:27,340
I mean I've.

1329
00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:29,940
I moved from Chicago to LA.

1330
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:32,720
To basically be with a person I met on CU.

1331
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:33,340
Really?

1332
00:48:33,720 --> 00:48:35,260
Don't mind me if I'm just doing this.

1333
00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:40,060
Now I'm not doing it to try and compensate for the lack of fucking stuff going on.

1334
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,060
I'm just trying to get the blood moving around the body.

1335
00:48:44,060 --> 00:48:46,580
Because sometimes it starts to fucking just go to the head.

1336
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:51,700
And then there can be a little bit of fucking whoa going on.

1337
00:48:51,820 --> 00:48:53,820
I think it could be something to do with the.

1338
00:48:54,140 --> 00:48:54,960
Either the life.

1339
00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:56,500
Or I'm not sure.

1340
00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,080
Or this.

1341
00:48:58,040 --> 00:48:58,220
This.

1342
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,420
Just the energy off of this cook.

1343
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,180
Concrete cook woman here.

1344
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:04,340
Is giving me the chill bling.

1345
00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:06,120
David chill bling is in town.

1346
00:49:06,120 --> 00:49:06,400
So.

1347
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:06,620
Wow.

1348
00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:08,680
It has changed my life in many ways.

1349
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:08,880
Yeah.

1350
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:10,240
Now do you feel that.

1351
00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:11,860
It's different than.

1352
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:13,760
Chatting just with text.

1353
00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:16,540
I mean it was there something that maybe made these friendships stronger.

1354
00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,360
Yeah you can definitely.

1355
00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:20,820
It's more intimate with the people.

1356
00:49:22,880 --> 00:49:23,880
You basically.

1357
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:28,300
Oh.

1358
00:49:38,120 --> 00:49:40,320
And we're still not even out of the fucking thing.

1359
00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:41,980
I paused the video.

1360
00:49:42,740 --> 00:49:44,460
She still hadn't started to speak.

1361
00:49:45,020 --> 00:49:46,160
Potentially when I resume.

1362
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:49,180
This could go on for another fucking moment or two.

1363
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,120
March.

1364
00:49:51,240 --> 00:49:51,880
Thank you very much.

1365
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:52,780
I hope you're getting on well.

1366
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:53,680
Could you wish the uncle.

1367
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,040
Did you ask the uncle.

1368
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,060
Did he frame the historic 18 euro ticket.

1369
00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:59,380
I don't believe there was an 18 euro ticket.

1370
00:49:59,520 --> 00:49:59,720
Tom.

1371
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:00,400
Are you there Tom.

1372
00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:02,260
Wasn't fucking 18.

1373
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:03,260
It was just nine.

1374
00:50:03,380 --> 00:50:03,900
Nine euro.

1375
00:50:04,280 --> 00:50:04,880
That's it.

1376
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,420
There was no second ticket.

1377
00:50:07,380 --> 00:50:07,620
Alright.

1378
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:10,980
There you go.

1379
00:50:12,120 --> 00:50:13,380
You heard it here first.

1380
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,080
Now how long after I resume.

1381
00:50:16,240 --> 00:50:17,780
It's just better.

1382
00:50:18,140 --> 00:50:18,700
I suppose.

1383
00:50:19,240 --> 00:50:21,460
And you become to know the people a lot more.

1384
00:50:21,580 --> 00:50:21,700
Right.

1385
00:50:21,820 --> 00:50:23,420
Is it sort of like people can't really.

1386
00:50:23,480 --> 00:50:24,480
Sounds like there was a.

1387
00:50:24,560 --> 00:50:24,920
There was.

1388
00:50:25,540 --> 00:50:27,260
Maybe a reflection upon.

1389
00:50:27,400 --> 00:50:29,540
What was actually going on in the world there.

1390
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:31,640
That she had inhabited for the last while.

1391
00:50:31,740 --> 00:50:32,360
These friends.

1392
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:33,240
The two year friends.

1393
00:50:33,640 --> 00:50:34,480
And when a real.

1394
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:36,660
Question was thrown into the ether.

1395
00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:39,460
There actually was no answer for it.

1396
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,000
But I mean.

1397
00:50:41,860 --> 00:50:43,140
Maybe that's what we're all at.

1398
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:43,800
In some.

1399
00:50:44,140 --> 00:50:45,060
Kind of weird.

1400
00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,120
Freakish way.

1401
00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,400
Do we really know where we are.

1402
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:48,020
Or what we're doing.

1403
00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:48,640
Or where we're going.

1404
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:50,580
That's one of the mysteries of life.

1405
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:52,100
And that my friends.

1406
00:50:52,580 --> 00:50:53,820
Is one of the mysteries of life.

1407
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:54,940
With the people.

1408
00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,060
You basically.

1409
00:50:58,140 --> 00:50:58,140
You basically.

1410
00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:03,700
It's just better.

1411
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:04,600
I suppose.

1412
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,340
And you become to know the people a lot more.

1413
00:51:07,420 --> 00:51:07,580
Right.

1414
00:51:07,660 --> 00:51:09,560
Is it sort of like people can't really.

1415
00:51:11,180 --> 00:51:11,700
Thunderhorse.

1416
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:12,600
Thank you very much.

1417
00:51:12,780 --> 00:51:14,180
Hide the persona as much.

1418
00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:15,400
Because if you're just chatting in text.

1419
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:17,120
You can sort of be anybody you want.

1420
00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:18,380
But if you're see you see me.

1421
00:51:18,560 --> 00:51:19,640
You kind of have to.

1422
00:51:19,940 --> 00:51:20,200
Yeah.

1423
00:51:20,420 --> 00:51:21,960
People are a lot more honest.

1424
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:22,720
I mean.

1425
00:51:22,840 --> 00:51:24,200
You know who they are.

1426
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:25,020
You're looking at them.

1427
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:25,800
You know they're not.

1428
00:51:25,980 --> 00:51:27,280
Like a guy isn't a woman.

1429
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:28,380
Or a woman isn't a man.

1430
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:28,500
Right.

1431
00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:28,640
Right.

1432
00:51:28,840 --> 00:51:29,560
So it's.

1433
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,240
It's a lot better in that respect.

1434
00:51:31,380 --> 00:51:31,560
Right.

1435
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:33,420
And it's not really a voyeuristic thing.

1436
00:51:33,420 --> 00:51:33,760
Is it?

1437
00:51:33,800 --> 00:51:34,360
It's more.

1438
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:36,820
Just people being honest.

1439
00:51:36,820 --> 00:51:37,020
Yeah.

1440
00:51:37,120 --> 00:51:37,580
Out there.

1441
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:38,820
I think it's just people chatting.

1442
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:39,600
And having fun.

1443
00:51:39,720 --> 00:51:39,860
Right.

1444
00:51:39,860 --> 00:51:41,100
And it's not so much voyeurism.

1445
00:51:41,200 --> 00:51:42,220
It's just getting to know people.

1446
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:42,780
Right.

1447
00:51:43,220 --> 00:51:43,620
Yeah right.

1448
00:51:44,300 --> 00:51:44,580
Okay.

1449
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:45,540
Twisted.

1450
00:51:50,120 --> 00:51:51,640
Dispatches unwraps the story behind.

1451
00:51:51,640 --> 00:51:52,600
People getting undressed.

1452
00:51:52,740 --> 00:51:52,900
You know.

1453
00:51:52,940 --> 00:51:53,660
Going to the bathroom.

1454
00:51:53,900 --> 00:51:54,240
Twisted.

1455
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:55,540
Dispatches investigates.

1456
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:57,200
Monday at 8 on 4.

1457
00:52:00,060 --> 00:52:00,980
Paul Schindler.

1458
00:52:01,080 --> 00:52:02,840
A Dispatches undercover investigation.

1459
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,320
Monday at 8 on 4.

1460
00:52:04,340 --> 00:52:05,060
Paul Schindler.

1461
00:52:05,340 --> 00:52:06,560
Snoopering your turn.

1462
00:52:06,900 --> 00:52:08,200
Where's the cue ball going?

1463
00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:09,800
Where's the cue ball going?

1464
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:19,540
Is Chip your real name by the way?

1465
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,840
Or is that a persona for the website?

1466
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:21,060
No.

1467
00:52:21,140 --> 00:52:22,040
Now it's my real name.

1468
00:52:22,260 --> 00:52:22,440
No.

1469
00:52:22,900 --> 00:52:26,140
It was originally a nickname that got added to my name legally.

1470
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:26,500
All right.

1471
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:30,080
A lot of the sites have a sort of sexual connotation to take your clothes off, Chip.

1472
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:30,480
Sure.

1473
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:31,780
Housewife Cam.

1474
00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:34,280
Is there a kind of sexual connotation to it?

1475
00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:35,480
I mean, you're a very attractive woman.

1476
00:52:35,580 --> 00:52:38,140
A good looking lady who walks around sometimes with not too much clothes on.

1477
00:52:38,260 --> 00:52:43,600
She shots you there sort of topless at the keyboard or hanging around in, you know, small clothing.

1478
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,720
Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association.

1479
00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,060
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

1480
00:52:54,060 --> 00:52:54,500
Welcome.

1481
00:52:54,740 --> 00:52:55,140
Paul Schindler.

1482
00:52:55,140 --> 00:52:55,680
Well, thanks.

1483
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:57,020
We're going to check out CUCMe.

1484
00:52:57,280 --> 00:52:57,920
Thank you.

1485
00:52:58,320 --> 00:52:59,040
CUCMe.

1486
00:52:59,500 --> 00:53:05,620
For URLs of today's featured websites, check out the Internet Cafe site at cnptv.com.

1487
00:53:07,380 --> 00:53:14,160
So, Annie, as the producer of The Insight, you're focused on teen chat and a whole bunch of other things.

1488
00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,420
Tell me a little bit about Insight.

1489
00:53:15,580 --> 00:53:16,020
Dangerous.

1490
00:53:16,240 --> 00:53:16,600
Twisted.

1491
00:53:16,720 --> 00:53:21,500
The Insight is a place for teens who want to make a difference in the world, and a lot of them...

1492
00:53:21,500 --> 00:53:22,580
Annie Fox.

1493
00:53:27,720 --> 00:53:29,560
Tonight at 9 on Dispatches.

1494
00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:31,600
Annie Fox's hairdo.

1495
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:41,000
We go into deep into the back end of her hair, and find four creatures living in it, nesting there for four years.

1496
00:53:43,580 --> 00:53:44,100
Twisted.

1497
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:46,560
Tonight on Dispatches.

1498
00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:51,660
Have the idea that one person alone can't do it.

1499
00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:57,160
So, I put together a place for people of like mind to come together, and be mentored in a way,

1500
00:53:57,260 --> 00:54:02,300
by adults who are already involved in all aspects of the process of making the world a better place.

1501
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:07,000
So, now, at Insight, there's actually more than just chat, but it is predominantly a chat site.

1502
00:54:07,400 --> 00:54:14,840
Well, it's a place that's got an incredible amount of programmed chat, much more than just the casual chat.

1503
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,820
I'm really proud of that.

1504
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,780
But there's also what reflects this chat program.

1505
00:54:18,780 --> 00:54:19,820
There we go again.

1506
00:54:19,920 --> 00:54:22,340
That's a screenshot from what we saw earlier on, look.

1507
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,180
The Schlug.

1508
00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:24,260
Okay.

1509
00:54:24,260 --> 00:54:28,560
How are you, Francis?

1510
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:31,580
No, I wasn't asking you to come on there.

1511
00:54:32,340 --> 00:54:36,520
I heard the name, and here I am, Tommy Schlug, analyst.

1512
00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,880
Tommy Schlug, analyst there, definitely not analyst.

1513
00:54:40,540 --> 00:54:46,040
But we can see a picture of the Schlug there on the fucking screen, and we're going to find out more about it.

1514
00:54:46,580 --> 00:54:47,680
It had nothing to do with it.

1515
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:48,240
See ya.

1516
00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:52,700
Programming is posted content around issues of relationships.

1517
00:54:54,660 --> 00:54:56,080
Oh, the story!

1518
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,420
It says the story.

1519
00:55:00,280 --> 00:55:01,820
And a picture of a booklet there.

1520
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,820
Sorry about that.

1521
00:55:02,900 --> 00:55:04,000
Tommy, are you there, Tom?

1522
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,640
I am indeed in a very, very jubilant scenes here.

1523
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:13,560
Where I am in the gaff at the moment, I've been vindicated.

1524
00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:19,340
I was never involved in any of that teen chatting back in the day in 1998.

1525
00:55:20,780 --> 00:55:30,080
You must feel over the fucking moon, Tom, after that, because there were a lot of people in the chat there asking questions, wanting to know things as well.

1526
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:31,860
What chat?

1527
00:55:31,980 --> 00:55:33,100
The chat back in the day?

1528
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:34,180
I had nothing to do with it.

1529
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:37,200
No, I'm on about the one right now on the video.

1530
00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:38,560
Oh, yeah.

1531
00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,800
Well, look, sure, you know me.

1532
00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:42,580
I'm an analyst, and I've...

1533
00:55:42,580 --> 00:55:44,680
All I want to do is bus and transport.

1534
00:55:44,840 --> 00:55:45,840
That's all I want to do.

1535
00:55:46,800 --> 00:55:48,460
Good man yourself, Tommy Schlug.

1536
00:55:48,820 --> 00:55:49,720
Not an analyst.

1537
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:54,260
And a big thank you to Annie for your lovely Annie Fox tip.

1538
00:55:54,460 --> 00:55:56,280
And Jimmy Big Nuts, thank you very much.

1539
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,380
And Thunder Horse, thank you very much.

1540
00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:01,300
...and health and social justice, environment, things like that.

1541
00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:04,000
So all that supports the chat activities that are going on.

1542
00:56:04,080 --> 00:56:05,020
Now, tell me...

1543
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:08,160
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it?

1544
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:12,480
When you're managing a teen chat activity...

1545
00:56:12,480 --> 00:56:16,400
What the hell is a teen chat activity?

1546
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:16,800
Twisted!

1547
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:19,600
Thank you very much there, Big Tripod.

1548
00:56:19,700 --> 00:56:20,420
Great to have you back.

1549
00:56:20,480 --> 00:56:21,240
Thank you very much.

1550
00:56:21,340 --> 00:56:24,620
What's the difference about managing a teen event as opposed to dealing with adults?

1551
00:56:24,780 --> 00:56:29,100
I think teens like to act out and test the standards of the community.

1552
00:56:29,800 --> 00:56:31,020
You're not a killer, are you?

1553
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:31,700
No, I'm not.

1554
00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:32,320
You're not a killer.

1555
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:32,980
No, I'm not.

1556
00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:38,360
Talk City, of which we are a neighborhood, has a...

1557
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:41,960
Just want to say a big hello to Ethan, and thank you very much, Ethan.

1558
00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:46,920
There was a tip from you that I didn't see until before it came through weeks ago.

1559
00:56:47,400 --> 00:56:50,560
And I'm sure that was for the uncle and not me, but thank you very much.

1560
00:56:50,620 --> 00:56:51,460
I hope you're getting on well.

1561
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:58,280
It's just that I remember Tommy was saying that you really enjoyed the moment Stuart Chaffee asked the guy,

1562
00:56:58,840 --> 00:56:59,680
Was he a killer?

1563
00:57:00,120 --> 00:57:01,780
And then he just simply responded,

1564
00:57:02,400 --> 00:57:03,080
No, I'm not.

1565
00:57:03,720 --> 00:57:04,600
And it went like this.

1566
00:57:04,980 --> 00:57:05,540
You're not a killer.

1567
00:57:05,740 --> 00:57:06,200
No, I'm not.

1568
00:57:06,800 --> 00:57:09,880
Community feel to it, and there are standards of behavior.

1569
00:57:10,100 --> 00:57:12,320
And so when teens come in, they want to find out,

1570
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:14,500
Hmm, what can I do?

1571
00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,880
Right up to the line.

1572
00:57:16,020 --> 00:57:16,800
Right, to push the edge.

1573
00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,720
To push the edge.

1574
00:57:17,860 --> 00:57:21,320
They will get kicked out if their language is abusive, if they're harassing people.

1575
00:57:21,940 --> 00:57:23,540
And they like to find out what that is.

1576
00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:25,820
I don't know if adults do that as much.

1577
00:57:25,820 --> 00:57:31,340
I've noticed you to rant a little bit.

1578
00:57:31,340 --> 00:57:33,380
Michael Russell's PC, thank you very much.

1579
00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,400
So now, the types of topics that you're having,

1580
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:37,780
So today you've got how many different...

1581
00:57:37,780 --> 00:57:42,000
Disgusting insight into what the hell was going on there.

1582
00:57:42,020 --> 00:57:42,380
Twisted.

1583
00:57:43,580 --> 00:57:46,960
Enjoy chatting with European teens and young adults.

1584
00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:47,800
Chats going on.

1585
00:57:47,860 --> 00:57:48,520
We have got a...

1586
00:57:48,520 --> 00:57:49,600
Disorder info hour.

1587
00:57:49,700 --> 00:57:51,880
Now is the day of hosted...

1588
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:52,920
Teens and tobacco.

1589
00:57:53,380 --> 00:57:54,060
Topical chat.

1590
00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:54,480
Drugs.

1591
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,000
Drugs.

1592
00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:56,180
In the next seven days a week.

1593
00:57:56,180 --> 00:57:56,340
Casual chat.

1594
00:57:56,340 --> 00:58:00,600
In addition to being open 24 hours a day, so the other 16 hours of casual chat.

1595
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:01,960
And so you actually invite people...

1596
00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:04,060
16 hours of casual chat.

1597
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:07,140
I can't even do fucking 16 seconds sometimes.

1598
00:58:07,400 --> 00:58:13,440
Although, I mean, evidence to the contrary here as we move into the probably 58th minute

1599
00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:16,380
of a fucking Kit Talk extravaganza.

1600
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,440
But I mean, 16 hours.

1601
00:58:19,740 --> 00:58:22,180
You'd be fucked after looking at the screen for that.

1602
00:58:22,180 --> 00:58:23,720
To come in and talk about a particular issue.

1603
00:58:23,720 --> 00:58:28,900
That's my job as the executive producer is to get in touch with experts who deal with youth

1604
00:58:28,900 --> 00:58:32,580
services all across the board and have them come in and...

1605
00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:38,900
Join Tiss Darren as he helps the people in Talk City who are interested in depression and bipolar.

1606
00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:40,860
Conference cannot counsel...

1607
00:58:40,860 --> 00:58:41,800
Sorry, I'm not talking to the mic.

1608
00:58:42,640 --> 00:58:47,020
Bring all your questions about this disease and how to combat being a manic-depressive.

1609
00:58:47,020 --> 00:58:52,500
To questions, which is wonderful because the kids are anonymous and they can ask questions of caring adults who...

1610
00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:55,020
They might not have those kind of people in their lives.

1611
00:58:55,240 --> 00:58:58,500
So oftentimes, I mean, you bring in adults who are experts on topics...

1612
00:58:58,500 --> 00:58:58,720
Exactly.

1613
00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,580
And basically, so you've got really adult moderated activity...

1614
00:59:01,580 --> 00:59:01,980
Twisted!

1615
00:59:01,980 --> 00:59:02,900
...driven by the teens.

1616
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,500
That's exactly right.

1617
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:05,720
They're all teen issues.

1618
00:59:06,240 --> 00:59:07,580
We have one really...

1619
00:59:07,580 --> 00:59:08,800
Eric's trip.

1620
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:10,680
Hey, Eric, double take.

1621
00:59:10,780 --> 00:59:11,460
What is manic?

1622
00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:13,220
I'm looking forward to the new episode.

1623
00:59:13,400 --> 00:59:16,000
I want to talk about my man was abusive.

1624
00:59:16,340 --> 00:59:17,040
I agree.

1625
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,400
But usually manic presses suicide.

1626
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,680
Wonderful group where they have peer counseling.

1627
00:59:21,900 --> 00:59:23,300
So the teens have been...

1628
00:59:23,300 --> 00:59:24,700
Heavy buzz.

1629
00:59:24,760 --> 00:59:28,560
The training program, it's about dating violence awareness and prevention.

1630
00:59:28,860 --> 00:59:32,320
So the teens come online as a guest and talk to other teens about those kinds of things.

1631
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,600
So now there's a lot of parents out there when it comes to chat and being online.

1632
00:59:35,700 --> 00:59:41,060
There's a lot of talk about it being very addictive, very much escapism, that it's not a healthy experience.

1633
00:59:41,160 --> 00:59:42,140
What's your comment on that?

1634
00:59:42,140 --> 00:59:45,500
I think it's healthy where we are, though I understand where they're coming from.

1635
00:59:45,500 --> 00:59:49,560
And there is an element of, hey, I don't have to...

1636
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:56,560
I was going to pause at Brooklyn, but I felt like it could have been, you know, a load of people talking about fucking wanting to commit suicide and all that.

1637
00:59:56,660 --> 00:59:58,440
I mean, unless you put it...

1638
00:59:58,440 --> 00:59:58,520
Nah.

1639
00:59:59,640 --> 01:00:00,820
You'd want to be...

1640
01:00:00,820 --> 01:00:03,260
To knock a laugh out of that, it'd be fucking tough enough.

1641
01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:04,260
There'd probably be more.

1642
01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:05,440
We're halfway through the episode.

1643
01:00:06,780 --> 01:00:09,600
I'll view the next fucking screen of text, but this...

1644
01:00:09,600 --> 01:00:10,680
Go out and try to make friends.

1645
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:15,120
It's a heavy blow by the way.

1646
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:21,100
I want to read that text that they said, but it's a bit dodge.

1647
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:23,440
They're at my fingertips.

1648
01:00:23,980 --> 01:00:29,080
But I tell kids online that there is a difference between an online relationship and a three-dimensional relationship.

1649
01:00:29,320 --> 01:00:32,100
We are visual people as a species.

1650
01:00:32,620 --> 01:00:35,380
And we're also, we are physical beings.

1651
01:00:35,380 --> 01:00:44,520
And I think a lot of what they don't realize when they say, I'm in love with someone online, is that there are certain elements to a real relationship that is missing.

1652
01:00:44,820 --> 01:00:47,740
So you're working on helping them bridge the two different worlds?

1653
01:00:47,740 --> 01:00:48,840
They knew it back in the day.

1654
01:00:49,220 --> 01:00:50,960
A real relationship that is missing.

1655
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:53,520
So then, like, you will go and find that online.

1656
01:00:53,740 --> 01:00:54,640
A lot of people say, that's good.

1657
01:00:54,720 --> 01:00:58,100
Then you can, you know, have someone in your life and all that.

1658
01:00:58,100 --> 01:01:03,020
Then there's people out there then that could be fucking preying upon them as well at the same time.

1659
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:04,380
Fucking danger, man.

1660
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:05,060
Moral panic.

1661
01:01:05,420 --> 01:01:06,100
It's good for the soul.

1662
01:01:06,580 --> 01:01:07,500
Thank you very much.

1663
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:09,640
Everything hip-hop and Ian's words.

1664
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,320
We do a lot on conflict resolution.

1665
01:01:11,460 --> 01:01:13,640
Just making relationships better, which is a...

1666
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:15,140
And hummus.

1667
01:01:15,280 --> 01:01:17,720
Major issue for teens and adults.

1668
01:01:18,260 --> 01:01:19,840
Don't try to talk when you're fuming.

1669
01:01:20,100 --> 01:01:23,940
There's stuff that's even fucking in the ether now.

1670
01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,780
Everyone's talking about all the mental health stuff now.

1671
01:01:25,940 --> 01:01:28,380
So this was actually Netcafé.

1672
01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:33,900
Netcafé was pushing the boundaries back in the day.

1673
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,700
Hosted by Stuart Chaffé.

1674
01:01:37,260 --> 01:01:42,260
And they were exploring the topics that we're all rabbiting on about right now.

1675
01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:45,600
For those people out there who say, no, chat is not a good thing.

1676
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:46,420
It's not a healthy thing.

1677
01:01:46,460 --> 01:01:47,540
Your response is...

1678
01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,180
I think that moderated chat...

1679
01:01:49,180 --> 01:01:50,860
Chat is not a good thing.

1680
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:51,580
It's not a healthy thing.

1681
01:01:51,580 --> 01:01:57,800
The right community environment, an online community, like Tuck Cities and Insight, is a very positive thing.

1682
01:01:57,900 --> 01:02:01,180
Though too much of anything, I don't think is particularly good.

1683
01:02:01,340 --> 01:02:04,860
So, you know, a parent who cares might want to limit the amount of time on a computer.

1684
01:02:05,520 --> 01:02:06,440
True death.

1685
01:02:07,020 --> 01:02:11,680
And it's like the Buddhists say, too much of a good thing is fucking dodgy for you.

1686
01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:14,100
And that's a quote by the Dalai Lama.

1687
01:02:14,820 --> 01:02:18,100
And Hummus, thanks again for your second consecutive tip.

1688
01:02:18,560 --> 01:02:19,280
Very kind of you.

1689
01:02:19,460 --> 01:02:20,860
And look at the graphical...

1690
01:02:20,860 --> 01:02:24,680
Graphics that they've got there on the fucking adverts for the...

1691
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,700
Or the interstitials, should I say, before they go to the adverts.

1692
01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:33,360
And it's that of an Apple OSGY from back in the day.

1693
01:02:33,840 --> 01:02:38,440
And it also highlights the Internet Cafe little link.

1694
01:02:38,520 --> 01:02:40,140
Send us mail news, blah, blah, blah.

1695
01:02:40,260 --> 01:02:42,780
And gives you a URL at the top of the screen as well.

1696
01:02:42,900 --> 01:02:45,660
Very immersive program to watch.

1697
01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:50,680
This was the show that made you feel like you really were inside a fucking computer.

1698
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:52,700
Thank you very much, EFAT32.

1699
01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:54,940
You're very, very kind.

1700
01:02:55,520 --> 01:02:56,080
What else?

1701
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:57,040
No, I'm not.

1702
01:02:57,600 --> 01:02:58,640
Cheers for the shout.

1703
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,460
I'm glad to hear Tommy's back safe from Germany, says Ethan.

1704
01:03:01,500 --> 01:03:02,540
Thanks very much for that.

1705
01:03:03,360 --> 01:03:04,220
How are we getting on, Ethan?

1706
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,280
Thanks very much.

1707
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,960
And I hope you're getting on well.

1708
01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,120
And luck it.

1709
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:11,140
We'll talk to you later on.

1710
01:03:11,140 --> 01:03:11,800
Good luck.

1711
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,160
Yeah, Tom, no one asked you.

1712
01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:15,560
No one asked you at that time.

1713
01:03:15,660 --> 01:03:17,300
I need to ask for you to come on.

1714
01:03:18,260 --> 01:03:18,820
No problem.

1715
01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:19,700
I'll talk to you in a bit.

1716
01:03:20,100 --> 01:03:20,520
Good luck.

1717
01:03:23,840 --> 01:03:26,000
Look at that there.

1718
01:03:26,720 --> 01:03:28,800
He was solemnly looking down.

1719
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:38,800
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

1720
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,240
The man who solemnly stared at the ground.

1721
01:03:43,340 --> 01:03:45,620
Otherwise, now is Biodome.

1722
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:50,620
We've got Larry Maggot here again.

1723
01:03:50,800 --> 01:03:52,420
The syndicated columnist with the LA Times.

1724
01:03:52,420 --> 01:03:52,600
Larry Maggot.

1725
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:53,620
Larry Maggot.

1726
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:55,720
He's a contributing editor for Home PC Magazine.

1727
01:03:56,120 --> 01:03:57,920
Larry, we're talking about chat on this show.

1728
01:03:58,020 --> 01:03:58,500
And a lot of people...

1729
01:03:58,500 --> 01:04:00,140
Look at this.

1730
01:04:01,620 --> 01:04:02,740
He's got a cup.

1731
01:04:03,140 --> 01:04:04,300
A little cup or something.

1732
01:04:05,300 --> 01:04:06,880
He's got a little paper cup.

1733
01:04:07,380 --> 01:04:11,380
I like the way he has the cups just around the forearm there.

1734
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,600
And then we've got Larry Maggot.

1735
01:04:16,600 --> 01:04:20,160
I've been online, surfed the web, done email, but never really been in a chat room.

1736
01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:23,380
They see IRC maybe somewhere on their browser.

1737
01:04:24,660 --> 01:04:26,400
IRC, I really can't.

1738
01:04:26,460 --> 01:04:27,100
Is that what that means?

1739
01:04:27,140 --> 01:04:28,140
How do you go to do a chat?

1740
01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:28,780
What's the easiest way?

1741
01:04:29,260 --> 01:04:30,880
Kitty Boo, thanking you.

1742
01:04:31,420 --> 01:04:32,260
I hope you're getting on with it.

1743
01:04:32,260 --> 01:04:37,700
The easiest way is to go to a website that has chat like Talk City or many of the websites,

1744
01:04:37,860 --> 01:04:40,460
even some of the news sites will have news chats around.

1745
01:04:40,860 --> 01:04:41,500
Thanks, Haley.

1746
01:04:41,680 --> 01:04:42,620
Thank you very much.

1747
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:43,620
News chat.

1748
01:04:44,360 --> 01:04:48,520
If you're on AOL, of course, you can do the keyword chat or go into an area on AOL.

1749
01:04:48,920 --> 01:04:53,000
Or you can do IRC, which is Internet Relay Chat, which is a little bit geekier because you've

1750
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:57,360
got to know some commands and it doesn't have the pretty interface that the web-based chats

1751
01:04:57,360 --> 01:04:57,600
do.

1752
01:04:57,760 --> 01:04:59,120
Now, there's a certain protocol.

1753
01:04:59,260 --> 01:05:00,300
Some people get intimidated.

1754
01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:05,160
But go to the chat room and these guys are talking with the emoticons and LOL and IMHO

1755
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:06,860
It's too much.

1756
01:05:07,440 --> 01:05:09,500
It was too much for Stu back in the day.

1757
01:05:09,580 --> 01:05:10,200
It was intimidating.

1758
01:05:10,620 --> 01:05:12,040
You know, there's the LOL.

1759
01:05:12,460 --> 01:05:13,600
There's the emoticons.

1760
01:05:14,080 --> 01:05:17,680
How would he have operated nowadays with the emojis?

1761
01:05:17,920 --> 01:05:18,780
It would just blow his mind.

1762
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:22,060
Should you feel shy about just getting in on the conversation?

1763
01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:22,940
Well, you should get it.

1764
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:26,000
You shouldn't feel shy, but you should also be prepared for the possibility.

1765
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:26,980
Because they can be pretty nasty.

1766
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:28,200
Some people can be pretty rude.

1767
01:05:29,660 --> 01:05:30,020
Wow.

1768
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:30,880
Dangerous.

1769
01:05:31,100 --> 01:05:34,160
And we were warning back in the day there's a lot of rudeness out there.

1770
01:05:34,160 --> 01:05:36,800
And you know, if they're rude, it says a lot more about them than it does about you.

1771
01:05:39,220 --> 01:05:40,540
It wasn't even a joke.

1772
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,300
Just thought I'd throw it in there.

1773
01:05:41,300 --> 01:05:44,360
Yeah, and there are books or websites where you can find out what these emoticons mean.

1774
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:45,180
Maybe do a little homework.

1775
01:05:45,220 --> 01:05:47,220
If it looks like a smiley face, it is a smiley face.

1776
01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,020
But once you learn that, you'll get in there pretty quickly.

1777
01:05:50,100 --> 01:05:50,720
Last question.

1778
01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:51,240
Safety.

1779
01:05:51,380 --> 01:05:54,120
Should you be concerned about giving out your name, your address, or stuff like that?

1780
01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:54,280
Yeah.

1781
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,300
Thank you very much, number two, Frank McCourt and the dog.

1782
01:06:00,420 --> 01:06:01,280
Thank you very much.

1783
01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:06,540
Wondering if Tommy, analist schlug, might be able to give a slandering shout-out to Beans,

1784
01:06:06,860 --> 01:06:11,520
who has decided to spend his night with friend group B instead of watching this stream with friend group A.

1785
01:06:12,460 --> 01:06:13,740
How are you getting on there, the dog?

1786
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:15,600
Yeah, Beans, you bollocks.

1787
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:19,420
You're missing out on some absolute quality chefé business here.

1788
01:06:20,380 --> 01:06:21,120
Shame on you.

1789
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,460
Absolute shame on you for even having a second friendship group.

1790
01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:32,940
And hopefully the friendship group are aware of this absolute fucking treachery that you're capable of.

1791
01:06:33,180 --> 01:06:34,060
And they'll date you.

1792
01:06:34,500 --> 01:06:38,800
And then you'll have to just go and hang out with your old friend, the dog.

1793
01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:39,660
Bye.

1794
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:43,080
Very, very heavy words there from Tom.

1795
01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:46,800
An element of malice in it as well.

1796
01:06:47,100 --> 01:06:48,280
Moral panic at your maz.

1797
01:06:48,320 --> 01:06:49,080
Thank you very much.

1798
01:06:49,180 --> 01:06:50,420
Good thing you say in a chat, you're in public.

1799
01:06:50,520 --> 01:06:52,940
Never got your real name, never got your address, your phone number.

1800
01:06:53,380 --> 01:06:54,080
Kids have...

1801
01:06:54,080 --> 01:06:55,160
Listen to maggots.

1802
01:06:55,340 --> 01:06:56,680
He's fucking speaking sense.

1803
01:06:56,860 --> 01:06:58,520
Never give out your real name, your number.

1804
01:06:58,640 --> 01:07:01,980
People have been fucking tipping and giving out names and everything here.

1805
01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:06,200
I even had people tipping and giving, this is my number.

1806
01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,820
Well, not me anyway, but that's what the fucking uncle said over...

1807
01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:10,840
Tommy, wasn't that the crack?

1808
01:07:11,640 --> 01:07:13,720
Yeah, those people saying, no, I'm in Germany.

1809
01:07:14,260 --> 01:07:15,640
This is my number, blah, blah, blah.

1810
01:07:16,240 --> 01:07:16,840
Sure, I could...

1811
01:07:16,840 --> 01:07:19,000
You know, you don't be doing that on the internet to...

1812
01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:20,420
No matter who it is.

1813
01:07:20,460 --> 01:07:21,240
Who you think you know.

1814
01:07:21,840 --> 01:07:23,580
Especially not to you with the fucking...

1815
01:07:23,580 --> 01:07:24,980
It says analyst under your name.

1816
01:07:25,720 --> 01:07:26,440
Yeah, it's not my...

1817
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:27,120
I never made it.

1818
01:07:27,180 --> 01:07:27,480
You did.

1819
01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:28,260
It was analyst.

1820
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,000
You can't spell.

1821
01:07:29,000 --> 01:07:34,980
It was just yet another searing indictment into your intellectual capacity of...

1822
01:07:34,980 --> 01:07:36,100
Or lack thereof.

1823
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:39,880
Don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you old plunker.

1824
01:07:40,200 --> 01:07:41,080
But we'll talk to you later on.

1825
01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:41,860
Thanks very much.

1826
01:07:42,280 --> 01:07:44,240
Yeah, anything you say in a chat, you're in public.

1827
01:07:44,340 --> 01:07:45,300
Never got your real name.

1828
01:07:45,460 --> 01:07:47,660
Never give out your real name.

1829
01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:49,840
I think he said there never got your real name.

1830
01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:55,020
But I think that's like a portmanteau of give an out and he just...

1831
01:07:55,620 --> 01:07:56,100
Got.

1832
01:07:56,220 --> 01:07:57,300
Never got your real name.

1833
01:07:57,920 --> 01:08:00,280
Maybe he's thinking about someone that he was asking about.

1834
01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,860
Maybe he was doing a bit of shit.

1835
01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:05,900
He knows all this business because he was trying to get someone's name last night on the fucking...

1836
01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:07,180
The chat room.

1837
01:08:08,220 --> 01:08:09,960
By the way, never got your real name.

1838
01:08:11,260 --> 01:08:11,640
You're at your...

1839
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,280
Giving out your name, your address, or stuff like that.

1840
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,080
Yeah, anything you say in a chat, you're in public.

1841
01:08:15,180 --> 01:08:16,160
Never got your real name.

1842
01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,600
Never got your address, your phone number.

1843
01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:19,900
Kids have to be especially careful about...

1844
01:08:20,900 --> 01:08:21,780
You're not a killer.

1845
01:08:21,980 --> 01:08:22,440
No, I'm not.

1846
01:08:22,940 --> 01:08:23,680
What they do online.

1847
01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:24,860
But chat's fun, right?

1848
01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:25,700
People should try it if they haven't.

1849
01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,460
It's a lot of fun.

1850
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:29,180
As long as you try to be safe, you're going to be...

1851
01:08:29,180 --> 01:08:30,420
It's a lot of fun.

1852
01:08:30,560 --> 01:08:32,180
Just be safe, okay?

1853
01:08:32,480 --> 01:08:33,040
Be safe.

1854
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:34,100
This is Kistle.

1855
01:08:34,220 --> 01:08:34,800
Thank you very much.

1856
01:08:34,800 --> 01:08:35,220
Thanks, Larry.

1857
01:08:36,140 --> 01:08:40,500
For URLs of today's featured websites, check out the Internet Cafe site.

1858
01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:42,020
Look at the rubbish.

1859
01:08:42,120 --> 01:08:45,060
They're fucking spouting and spewing out at you there.

1860
01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,060
CMPTV.com.

1861
01:08:47,120 --> 01:08:48,240
We don't even know if this exists.

1862
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:50,740
Oldfriend slash boyfriend.

1863
01:08:50,740 --> 01:08:53,680
Cafe site at CMPTV.com.

1864
01:08:55,460 --> 01:08:57,140
When you think about chat topic.

1865
01:08:57,140 --> 01:08:57,720
Chat topic.

1866
01:08:57,720 --> 01:08:57,800
Look.

1867
01:08:58,880 --> 01:08:59,760
Chat topic.

1868
01:09:00,360 --> 01:09:01,300
It's so loud.

1869
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,580
I love the way that he projects so fucking well.

1870
01:09:03,640 --> 01:09:09,480
I'd love to see Stuart Chaffee if he'd done any drama school training or anything like that before he went on to make these.

1871
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:10,800
Because he projects so well.

1872
01:09:11,140 --> 01:09:16,020
Imagine him on stage in fucking something like Shakespearean or something.

1873
01:09:16,140 --> 01:09:17,980
He'd fucking rock that joint.

1874
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:19,780
And I don't even like theater.

1875
01:09:19,880 --> 01:09:20,900
I think it's rubbish.

1876
01:09:21,320 --> 01:09:22,980
Go see something with him in it.

1877
01:09:23,680 --> 01:09:24,680
Thank you very much.

1878
01:09:24,780 --> 01:09:25,260
Irrelevant.

1879
01:09:25,600 --> 01:09:26,140
I hopefully.

1880
01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:27,220
I hopefully.

1881
01:09:27,900 --> 01:09:29,220
Hope you're doing well.

1882
01:09:29,980 --> 01:09:31,100
And Stuart Chaffee.

1883
01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,460
Let's see that projection.

1884
01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,000
CMPTV.com.

1885
01:09:35,820 --> 01:09:37,800
When you think about chat topics on.

1886
01:09:38,580 --> 01:09:39,020
Chat.

1887
01:09:39,180 --> 01:09:40,140
Chat topics.

1888
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:41,060
The net.

1889
01:09:41,160 --> 01:09:42,020
You tend to think of what?

1890
01:09:42,080 --> 01:09:43,020
Sort of trivial discussion.

1891
01:09:43,220 --> 01:09:44,780
You know, actually, from his stance.

1892
01:09:45,220 --> 01:09:45,380
Look.

1893
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,640
Before I even get going.

1894
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:48,420
That fucking stance is gonna.

1895
01:09:49,140 --> 01:09:50,820
Gonna rock your fucking world.

1896
01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:52,040
When he.

1897
01:09:52,220 --> 01:09:53,740
When the director says action.

1898
01:09:54,420 --> 01:09:56,660
When you think about chat topics on the net.

1899
01:09:56,740 --> 01:09:57,600
You tend to think of what?

1900
01:09:57,660 --> 01:09:58,580
Sort of trivial discussion.

1901
01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,440
I'm actually.

1902
01:10:00,820 --> 01:10:01,680
Thinking there.

1903
01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:03,900
That it might be a good idea to record.

1904
01:10:04,320 --> 01:10:04,560
In.

1905
01:10:04,720 --> 01:10:05,780
Within the stream here.

1906
01:10:05,900 --> 01:10:06,280
The little.

1907
01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,660
Sizzle moments that I have found.

1908
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:09,720
Made laugh there.

1909
01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:11,700
So I'm just gonna hit record.

1910
01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,520
And then I'll have that as a bloody.

1911
01:10:13,620 --> 01:10:16,440
Hopefully this stream doesn't crash when I hit record.

1912
01:10:16,880 --> 01:10:17,540
And then I'll have.

1913
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,320
A catalogue of little.

1914
01:10:20,320 --> 01:10:21,480
Stuart sizzle points.

1915
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:22,780
Or whatever stream it is.

1916
01:10:22,880 --> 01:10:23,720
If we're watching something.

1917
01:10:24,060 --> 01:10:26,420
And then they can be implemented into the soundboard.

1918
01:10:27,220 --> 01:10:27,660
Forthwith.

1919
01:10:29,280 --> 01:10:30,620
Thank you very much there.

1920
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:31,540
Andrew Thompson.

1921
01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:36,520
Who says never give out your real name online.

1922
01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:37,980
So I'm just gonna start recording here.

1923
01:10:38,100 --> 01:10:39,040
Please don't crash.

1924
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:40,760
The fucking broadcast.

1925
01:10:41,660 --> 01:10:42,100
Recording.

1926
01:10:42,540 --> 01:10:44,520
When you think about chat topics on the net.

1927
01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:45,480
You tend to think of what?

1928
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:47,080
Sort of trivial discussions between.

1929
01:10:47,660 --> 01:10:48,400
Stop recording.

1930
01:10:48,480 --> 01:10:49,240
That's all I needed.

1931
01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:50,100
Because I only want.

1932
01:10:50,480 --> 01:10:50,860
Chat.

1933
01:10:51,220 --> 01:10:52,100
Chat topics.

1934
01:10:52,240 --> 01:10:52,740
Strangers.

1935
01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:53,780
Aliens.

1936
01:10:53,860 --> 01:10:54,500
UFOs.

1937
01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,080
Sci-fi.

1938
01:10:55,200 --> 01:10:55,940
A little bit of sex.

1939
01:10:57,520 --> 01:10:57,840
Ooh.

1940
01:10:59,840 --> 01:11:00,320
Twisted.

1941
01:11:04,320 --> 01:11:06,440
Dispatches unwraps the story behind.

1942
01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:07,400
People getting undressed.

1943
01:11:07,520 --> 01:11:07,700
You know.

1944
01:11:07,740 --> 01:11:08,460
Going to the bathroom.

1945
01:11:08,700 --> 01:11:09,040
Twisted.

1946
01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:10,340
Dispatches investigates.

1947
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:12,000
Monday at 8 on 4.

1948
01:11:14,820 --> 01:11:15,780
Paul Schindler.

1949
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:17,640
A Dispatches undercover investigation.

1950
01:11:17,800 --> 01:11:19,180
Monday at 8 on 4.

1951
01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:21,420
Sorry about that.

1952
01:11:21,600 --> 01:11:23,520
But what's he on about there?

1953
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:25,520
These are the chat topics of the day.

1954
01:11:25,840 --> 01:11:27,760
A little sprinkling of sex.

1955
01:11:28,160 --> 01:11:28,300
What?

1956
01:11:28,360 --> 01:11:29,600
You got UFOs.

1957
01:11:29,760 --> 01:11:31,160
You got sports conspiracy.

1958
01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:32,640
A little bit of sex.

1959
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:34,400
And then where's this going?

1960
01:11:34,660 --> 01:11:34,680
Like.

1961
01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:38,380
When you think about chat topics on the net.

1962
01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:39,340
You tend to think of what?

1963
01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:41,600
Sort of trivial discussions between strangers.

1964
01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:42,560
Aliens.

1965
01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,320
UFOs.

1966
01:11:43,380 --> 01:11:43,780
Sci-fi.

1967
01:11:44,300 --> 01:11:44,900
Aliens.

1968
01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:46,500
Is he on about.

1969
01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:47,740
That's a chat topic.

1970
01:11:48,140 --> 01:11:48,960
Or is it that.

1971
01:11:49,100 --> 01:11:51,060
The chat is going on between the humans.

1972
01:11:51,060 --> 01:11:51,900
And the aliens.

1973
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,540
Because he never made the distinction.

1974
01:11:54,720 --> 01:11:55,860
In that sentence.

1975
01:11:56,020 --> 01:11:56,560
To think of what?

1976
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,760
Sort of trivial discussions between strangers.

1977
01:11:59,320 --> 01:11:59,800
Aliens.

1978
01:11:59,900 --> 01:12:00,460
UFOs.

1979
01:12:02,000 --> 01:12:03,060
He thinks that.

1980
01:12:04,280 --> 01:12:06,300
That the conversation is actually going on.

1981
01:12:06,340 --> 01:12:07,400
Between strangers.

1982
01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:08,140
Aliens.

1983
01:12:08,220 --> 01:12:08,820
And UFOs.

1984
01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:09,620
Which is not too far.

1985
01:12:09,860 --> 01:12:10,060
Hey.

1986
01:12:10,540 --> 01:12:11,500
30 years later.

1987
01:12:12,140 --> 01:12:13,940
And half the internet is fucking bots.

1988
01:12:13,940 --> 01:12:14,820
Probably all bots.

1989
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:15,700
I'm probably a bot.

1990
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:16,820
Probably don't exist.

1991
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,300
Sci-fi.

1992
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:19,180
A little bit of sex.

1993
01:12:19,660 --> 01:12:20,540
Conspiracy politics.

1994
01:12:21,540 --> 01:12:22,840
A little bit of sex.

1995
01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:24,020
Conspiracy politics.

1996
01:12:24,020 --> 01:12:25,960
But you don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

1997
01:12:26,300 --> 01:12:26,460
Yet.

1998
01:12:26,660 --> 01:12:27,020
What do you know?

1999
01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:28,000
What?

2000
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:31,000
Hip-hop Stu.

2001
01:12:31,940 --> 01:12:32,640
Is this.

2002
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:33,600
Is this where it's.

2003
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:33,880
Is.

2004
01:12:34,180 --> 01:12:35,580
We saw there was a hip-hop.

2005
01:12:35,720 --> 01:12:36,200
A rapper.

2006
01:12:36,420 --> 01:12:37,580
Earlier on in the stream.

2007
01:12:38,780 --> 01:12:39,080
D.

2008
01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:39,640
DVD.

2009
01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:40,900
Is this where we're going?

2010
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:44,200
And is Stu gonna commandeer this section of the show?

2011
01:12:44,340 --> 01:12:45,420
I fucking hope so.

2012
01:12:46,000 --> 01:12:47,500
I hope they haven't left.

2013
01:12:48,020 --> 01:12:49,360
The hip-hop discussion.

2014
01:12:49,960 --> 01:12:50,700
To Withers.

2015
01:12:50,920 --> 01:12:52,500
Or fucking Smithers.

2016
01:12:52,880 --> 01:12:53,700
The other lad.

2017
01:12:53,820 --> 01:12:54,820
Can't remember his name.

2018
01:12:54,900 --> 01:12:55,400
But he's not.

2019
01:12:55,540 --> 01:12:56,680
He's not as good as Withers.

2020
01:12:56,800 --> 01:12:59,100
In the pecking order of the interviewers.

2021
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,140
It's Stu.

2022
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:00,940
Withers.

2023
01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:01,600
And himself.

2024
01:13:01,840 --> 01:13:02,000
No.

2025
01:13:02,100 --> 01:13:02,740
One of the best.

2026
01:13:02,860 --> 01:13:03,100
Biggest.

2027
01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:03,600
Politics.

2028
01:13:03,720 --> 01:13:04,040
Strangers.

2029
01:13:04,360 --> 01:13:05,960
About chat topics on the net.

2030
01:13:06,020 --> 01:13:06,900
You tend to think of what?

2031
01:13:06,960 --> 01:13:09,060
Sort of trivial discussions between strangers.

2032
01:13:09,240 --> 01:13:11,720
I just want to record a little bit of sex.

2033
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:12,800
Aliens.

2034
01:13:12,900 --> 01:13:13,540
UFOs.

2035
01:13:13,580 --> 01:13:14,340
Sci-fi.

2036
01:13:14,340 --> 01:13:16,600
A little bit of sex.

2037
01:13:17,760 --> 01:13:18,500
I've got it.

2038
01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:18,860
I've got it.

2039
01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:20,080
Thanks very much Kitty Michaels.

2040
01:13:20,640 --> 01:13:21,600
Conspiracy politics.

2041
01:13:21,900 --> 01:13:23,900
But you don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

2042
01:13:24,240 --> 01:13:24,400
Yet.

2043
01:13:24,560 --> 01:13:25,020
What do you know?

2044
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:25,740
One of the best.

2045
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:26,160
Biggest.

2046
01:13:26,340 --> 01:13:26,660
Richest.

2047
01:13:26,740 --> 01:13:27,680
Chat sites on the web.

2048
01:13:27,940 --> 01:13:29,280
Is all about rap music.

2049
01:13:29,360 --> 01:13:30,200
And the hip-hop scene.

2050
01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:31,320
Lovely.

2051
01:13:31,320 --> 01:13:33,160
CCTV angle.

2052
01:13:33,300 --> 01:13:34,160
We love this angle.

2053
01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:35,880
They chose it to be cool.

2054
01:13:36,000 --> 01:13:37,740
But it looks so ominous.

2055
01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:39,660
Especially when you pair it with this music.

2056
01:13:39,660 --> 01:13:39,820
Richest.

2057
01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:40,340
Chat sites.

2058
01:13:42,940 --> 01:13:44,200
And we slow it down.

2059
01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:45,040
We slow it.

2060
01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:46,160
Slow it down.

2061
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,040
Slow it down.

2062
01:13:47,120 --> 01:13:48,860
So we see him walking over to the guest.

2063
01:13:48,860 --> 01:14:04,360
Ha ha ha ha ha!

2064
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:28,360
Ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha! The evidence, the fucking exhibit evidence, we now want the jury to look at exhibit B, this is the CCTV from the night in question.

2065
01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:51,360
We want, we simply want the jury to answer one question: did Stuart Sheffey do it?

2066
01:14:51,360 --> 01:14:54,360
Thank you very much Brian Corny.

2067
01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:59,360
... on the web is all about rap music and the hip-hop scene and Davey D, this was all your idea.

2068
01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,360
How you doing?

2069
01:15:00,360 --> 01:15:06,360
You're a dis jockey here at KMEL in San Francisco. What was the idea behind putting up this site and getting people to talk about the hip-hop scene?

2070
01:15:06,360 --> 01:15:21,360
Well I grew up on hip-hop in New York City, I was around when it first emerged and as I grew older I saw that it became a commodity that was being marketed by big business and falsely marketed meaning that they were highlighting certain things that...

2071
01:15:21,360 --> 01:15:22,360
Like what?

2072
01:15:22,360 --> 01:15:26,360
Well you know the violent side of things, the negative side, all that and...

2073
01:15:26,360 --> 01:15:28,360
Kill the cops business, the beat up the women type stuff.

2074
01:15:28,360 --> 01:15:29,360
Right and hip-hop is such a rich...

2075
01:15:29,360 --> 01:15:38,360
I just went to grab a water but I come back to hear what you're facing, kill the cops business, wanted to beat up a woman etc.

2076
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:41,360
Kill the cops business, the beat up the women type stuff.

2077
01:15:41,360 --> 01:15:44,360
Right and hip-hop is such a rich culture and...

2078
01:15:44,360 --> 01:15:45,360
Yes, what?

2079
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:49,360
...business and falsely marketed meaning that they were highlighting certain things that...

2080
01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,360
Like what?

2081
01:15:50,360 --> 01:15:54,360
Well you know the violent side of things, the negative side...

2082
01:15:54,360 --> 01:15:56,360
Kill the cops business, the beat up the women type stuff.

2083
01:15:56,360 --> 01:15:59,360
Right and hip-hop is such a rich culture.

2084
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:03,360
Yeah.

2085
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:10,360
The killer cop business, beating up women and stuff. Hip-hop real stuff, yeah.

2086
01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:14,360
It's a bit of a nice tune naturally, it doesn't work.

2087
01:16:14,360 --> 01:16:19,360
Big money stew in the house, Stuart Shaffee, coming at ya.

2088
01:16:20,360 --> 01:16:23,360
CCTV stew, he's hip-hop stew.

2089
01:16:23,360 --> 01:16:26,360
You know the crack, what did he do?

2090
01:16:26,360 --> 01:16:29,360
We want the jury to answer this quest.

2091
01:16:29,360 --> 01:16:32,360
Was he the man that night in taste?

2092
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:33,360
Music and the hip-hop scene.

2093
01:16:33,360 --> 01:16:35,360
And Davey D, this was all your idea.

2094
01:16:35,360 --> 01:16:36,360
How you doing?

2095
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:39,360
You're a disc jockey here at KML in San Francisco.

2096
01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:42,360
What was the idea behind putting up this site and getting people to talk about the hip-hop scene?

2097
01:16:42,360 --> 01:16:45,360
Well I grew up on hip-hop in New York City.

2098
01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:55,360
I was around when it first emerged and as I grew older I saw that it became a commodity that was being marketed by big business and falsely marketed.

2099
01:16:55,360 --> 01:16:57,360
Meaning that they were highlighting certain things that...

2100
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,360
Like what?

2101
01:16:58,360 --> 01:17:01,360
Well, you know the violent side of things, the negative side.

2102
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,360
The kill-a-cox business.

2103
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:03,360
Yeah, all that.

2104
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:04,360
The meet-up to women type stuff.

2105
01:17:04,360 --> 01:17:13,360
Right, and hip-hop is such a rich culture and the commercialization of it was something that a lot of people were starting to base their definition up on.

2106
01:17:13,360 --> 01:17:15,360
So my thing was...

2107
01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:16,360
Um...

2108
01:17:16,360 --> 01:17:18,360
Davey D's hip-hop corner.

2109
01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:22,360
Uh, the largest site on the internet at that time.

2110
01:17:22,360 --> 01:17:26,360
I wanted to have a site that would become a primary site.

2111
01:17:26,360 --> 01:17:33,360
It embraced all corners of the hip-hop world because there's the statue of Lib.

2112
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:35,360
Up there.

2113
01:17:35,360 --> 01:17:38,360
And then there's a big bend there.

2114
01:17:38,360 --> 01:17:40,360
I think LA there maybe.

2115
01:17:40,360 --> 01:17:41,360
I'm not sure.

2116
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,360
Paris is in the background.

2117
01:17:43,360 --> 01:17:44,360
These are, uh...

2118
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:48,360
Iconic fucking points from different cities.

2119
01:17:48,360 --> 01:17:50,360
They're not the actual cities themselves.

2120
01:17:50,360 --> 01:17:55,360
Um, we can't really see any more of the information there because the fucking resolution is so bad.

2121
01:17:55,360 --> 01:18:00,360
The source of information for people, um, to start to build around.

2122
01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:01,360
And since I had been around...

2123
01:18:10,360 --> 01:18:14,360
I mean, I knew a lot of the people who first started, uh, this genre.

2124
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:15,360
I wanted to put that on there.

2125
01:18:15,360 --> 01:18:20,360
Plus, you know, my whole thesis and I'm a historian, so to speak, was based upon that.

2126
01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:28,360
So, um, I wanted to make sure that, uh, somebody who's real young, as well as somebody who wants to first find out about it,

2127
01:18:28,360 --> 01:18:31,360
or somebody who's deeply into it, could come to a central place.

2128
01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:32,360
And that's what we did.

2129
01:18:32,360 --> 01:18:34,360
Let's talk about the message boards that are up on your site.

2130
01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,360
Because that's one of the most interesting parts up there.

2131
01:18:35,360 --> 01:18:37,360
I mean, it really goes on and on.

2132
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:39,360
Give us some of the different areas that the boards cover.

2133
01:18:39,360 --> 01:18:42,360
Well, we have, uh, maybe about four or five primary sites.

2134
01:18:42,360 --> 01:18:44,360
Um, there's a message...

2135
01:18:44,360 --> 01:18:45,360
Lovely stuff.

2136
01:18:46,360 --> 01:18:48,360
What have we got going on here?

2137
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,360
We got...

2138
01:18:49,360 --> 01:18:50,360
We've got...

2139
01:18:50,360 --> 01:18:52,360
Yes, is that...

2140
01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:53,360
It says yes.

2141
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:54,360
Say hi to Meta.

2142
01:18:54,360 --> 01:18:55,360
Thank you very much.

2143
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:56,360
Steve Jennings, thank you very much.

2144
01:18:56,360 --> 01:18:58,360
Call me DJ Cadbury.

2145
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,360
Because you know I got bars, you see.

2146
01:19:00,360 --> 01:19:03,360
Thank you very much for that kind-hearted tip there.

2147
01:19:03,360 --> 01:19:05,360
Steve Jennings and the Chief as well.

2148
01:19:05,360 --> 01:19:07,360
Maybe we should hip it up.

2149
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:08,360
Hip hop it up.

2150
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:09,360
Hip hop it up.

2151
01:19:09,360 --> 01:19:14,360
Hip it up to the, uh, fucking chat message there and see what's going on.

2152
01:19:14,360 --> 01:19:15,360
Let's have a look.

2153
01:19:15,360 --> 01:19:16,360
We can get some beats going.

2154
01:19:16,360 --> 01:19:17,360
Funky ass beats.

2155
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:18,360
Yeah.

2156
01:19:20,360 --> 01:19:21,360
Yeah.

2157
01:19:21,360 --> 01:19:22,360
Right.

2158
01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:23,360
Alright.

2159
01:19:23,360 --> 01:19:24,360
Alright.

2160
01:19:24,360 --> 01:19:25,360
You know...

2161
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:26,360
You know what's going on.

2162
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:29,360
Let's break it down, y'all.

2163
01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,360
Let's read the chat out in hip hop style.

2164
01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:34,360
Sexy V says yes.

2165
01:19:34,360 --> 01:19:36,360
Chicky says is that my friend?

2166
01:19:36,360 --> 01:19:37,360
Sexy?

2167
01:19:37,360 --> 01:19:38,360
Question mark.

2168
01:19:38,360 --> 01:19:40,360
Sexy says yes.

2169
01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:43,360
Sexy says yes.

2170
01:19:43,360 --> 01:19:48,360
Chicky say hi to Beta.

2171
01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:49,360
Smiley face.

2172
01:19:49,360 --> 01:19:51,360
Sexy what's up boy.

2173
01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:52,360
Metaphistics.

2174
01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:54,360
I'm cool.

2175
01:19:54,360 --> 01:19:55,360
Sexy V.

2176
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,360
Say what?

2177
01:19:56,360 --> 01:19:57,360
Say what?

2178
01:19:57,360 --> 01:19:59,360
Chicky says what's up sexy?

2179
01:19:59,360 --> 01:20:00,360
Question mark.

2180
01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:01,360
Chicky says again.

2181
01:20:01,360 --> 01:20:02,360
Hey dog says what's up sexy?

2182
01:20:02,360 --> 01:20:03,360
And sexy says nothing much.

2183
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:04,360
Just kicking it.

2184
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:05,360
With my son.

2185
01:20:05,360 --> 01:20:06,360
D.

2186
01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:07,360
Kefek.

2187
01:20:07,360 --> 01:20:08,360
Entered hip hop.

2188
01:20:08,360 --> 01:20:09,360
Merrick.

2189
01:20:09,360 --> 01:20:10,360
Hey question mark.

2190
01:20:10,360 --> 01:20:11,360
Wow.

2191
01:20:11,360 --> 01:20:41,080
just kicking it with my son D. Kephek enters hip-hop Merrick hey question mark. Wow. Hey, pull. Hey Merrick. It's not really working out there. Not really working out there. That is pretty intense. Yeah. Then we have another section where

2192
01:20:41,080 --> 01:21:11,060
it's called the freestyle board and within hip-hop a lot of people feel like they can. We've got a fucking freestyle board. It's not a chat anymore even though I was enjoying what those people were saying. Hey what up sexy. Say what? Sexy says hi. Say hi to K-Dog for me. K-Dog says I'm entering the house. What? What were they on about? Here we go though. Just a key style. Felt like dropping something. Call it continual

2193
01:21:11,060 --> 01:21:13,420
verbalization part two. Okay, let's get

2194
01:21:13,420 --> 01:21:15,480
that fucking going. Let's get that

2195
01:21:15,480 --> 01:21:17,420
on the Nash. Let me see what

2196
01:21:17,420 --> 01:21:18,300
we got something here.

2197
01:21:19,200 --> 01:21:20,500
I need to crank up the

2198
01:21:20,500 --> 01:21:23,000
music on that.

2199
01:21:30,080 --> 01:21:30,640
Yeah.

2200
01:21:30,980 --> 01:21:32,200
Yeah. Yeah.

2201
01:21:32,600 --> 01:21:33,840
Yeah. Yeah.

2202
01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:34,560
Yeah.

2203
01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:36,920
Alright.

2204
01:21:38,580 --> 01:21:40,380
You're about to witness

2205
01:21:40,380 --> 01:21:43,060
some mic

2206
01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:45,200
fitness, yo. Get

2207
01:21:45,200 --> 01:21:47,020
ready. We're about to drop

2208
01:21:47,020 --> 01:21:49,020
some shit. Get ready

2209
01:21:49,020 --> 01:21:51,260
to pick up, scoop up all of it.

2210
01:21:52,980 --> 01:21:54,500
Lyrical manifestation

2211
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,300
of continual verbalization

2212
01:21:57,300 --> 01:21:58,560
across the nation

2213
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:00,240
has me anxious

2214
01:22:00,240 --> 01:22:03,100
anticipation of critical

2215
01:22:03,100 --> 01:22:04,740
fan appreciation

2216
01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:07,200
but also contemplating

2217
01:22:07,200 --> 01:22:09,260
mass play hitting of serpent

2218
01:22:09,260 --> 01:22:11,540
tongue, dons, relating false

2219
01:22:11,540 --> 01:22:13,800
statements that my rhymes more

2220
01:22:13,800 --> 01:22:15,900
defective and basic than vital

2221
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:17,900
utilities on the Mr. Space

2222
01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:18,640
Station.

2223
01:22:19,640 --> 01:22:21,440
What the what the hell does that

2224
01:22:21,440 --> 01:22:21,980
mean?

2225
01:22:23,940 --> 01:22:34,840
What the hell does that mean? What the hell does that mean? Blue sky, thank you for the deep blue sky, it's Steve Jennings, what the hell does that mean?

2226
01:22:34,840 --> 01:23:04,820
Let's kick it. Too bad these lines I'm lacing got them more cerebrally wasted than the mentally decapitated Vietnam veterans in inner city crack basements who cocaine overdosing and chronically freebasing decimating and obliterating MCs. And that's the end of it. We don't have any more of that beautiful bit of stuff. But I gotta tell you this, that fucking bar about the Mr. Space Station.

2227
01:23:04,820 --> 01:23:15,380
What was that about? Does it mean that my rhymes more defective and basic than vital utilities on on the Mr. Space Station?

2228
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:33,580
Now, I could understand. Thanks very much, Slagathor and Mr. Space Station for the tip and blue sky. I could understand if he was saying the vital utilities in like, I know, somewhere where it's been down, like Detroit, where they're saying all the water is fucking rubbish and you can't do all this stuff.

2229
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:49,580
But what is Mr. Space Station then? You'd imagine a space station would be fucking high tech that have great utilities like the ISS up in the fucking sky. They probably have great utilities there, you know? Although they do have to shit in bags, I believe.

2230
01:23:49,580 --> 01:24:12,160
They just throw their shit into the ether. And then that just fucking gathers pace and momentum because there's no gravity. It just keeps going and going. Then it enters the atmosphere. They literally throw a shite. Bags of rubbish towards Earth. And then when it gets to the fucking atmosphere, it burns up.

2231
01:24:13,400 --> 01:24:25,580
Thank you very much, Mickey Disco, for the tip there. That was a lie. Thank you very much, Mickey Disco. Welcome back. Skip this. I don't want a new version of the browser while we're actually doing the fucking stream. Thanks very much. Skip that.

2232
01:24:26,280 --> 01:24:31,480
Mickey Disco, welcome back. Could you wrap it to Little Spanish Fly like the journal comments? Much love.

2233
01:24:32,920 --> 01:24:45,140
Can't remember that now. Little Spanish Fly. Can't remember that. Is there a thing called Little Spanish Fly? If there is, get back to me. Let me know. But that... I can't do it at the moment. There might be more.

2234
01:24:45,640 --> 01:24:46,360
Tobes, thanks very much.

2235
01:24:46,360 --> 01:24:48,220
Wrap themselves. So we give people an opportunity.

2236
01:24:48,680 --> 01:24:52,780
The 747 is ready, waiting and loaded with rattlers. Tommy, did you hear that?

2237
01:24:52,840 --> 01:25:07,600
How's it going? How are you getting on? Thanks very much, Tobes, for the tip. Can't wait to get back in that sky. The sky base. Thanks for the tip. Tommy Schlug. Analyst. Not analyst. Thank you very much. Good luck.

2238
01:25:08,740 --> 01:25:09,440
Thanks, Tom.

2239
01:25:11,140 --> 01:25:13,900
Whoa, we've got some more fucking rhymes.

2240
01:25:13,900 --> 01:25:25,080
Need to get something there that's like a big fucking... A big, massive cheering sting.

2241
01:25:25,800 --> 01:25:26,800
Or just everyone go, yeah.

2242
01:25:28,360 --> 01:25:28,880
Yeah.

2243
01:25:31,620 --> 01:25:32,200
Have a look.

2244
01:25:33,560 --> 01:25:38,820
If I were a beat... Let's get the fucking... The hip-hop going again. There we go.

2245
01:25:39,220 --> 01:25:42,040
I'd like to get some better beats than this. This is too lo-fi.

2246
01:25:42,040 --> 01:25:44,140
And the lo-fi ones are too easy.

2247
01:25:44,260 --> 01:25:45,720
I need something with a bit of spite.

2248
01:25:46,200 --> 01:25:46,960
A bit of bite.

2249
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:50,060
And a bit of fucking... A bit of nastiness in it.

2250
01:25:55,460 --> 01:25:56,760
That'll do. That'll do.

2251
01:25:57,260 --> 01:25:58,920
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2252
01:25:59,320 --> 01:26:00,160
Cat Topics.

2253
01:26:00,540 --> 01:26:02,360
We on this Net Cafe tip, yo.

2254
01:26:03,200 --> 01:26:04,520
I don't drink Nescafe.

2255
01:26:04,700 --> 01:26:07,300
I only watch Net Cafe with Stuart Sheffy

2256
01:26:07,300 --> 01:26:08,600
every motherfucking day.

2257
01:26:08,600 --> 01:26:11,760
You know me. Francis Hitch to the I-double-G.

2258
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:14,140
The most realist MC coming at ya.

2259
01:26:14,140 --> 01:26:17,280
Like Cleopatra. This is off the top of the dome.

2260
01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:19,780
Going straight out into your motherfucking homes.

2261
01:26:19,780 --> 01:26:22,780
While you're watching this on your phones.

2262
01:26:22,780 --> 01:26:23,980
Yo. Let's kick it.

2263
01:26:23,980 --> 01:26:26,360
If I were a beat. I'd have mirrors for hands.

2264
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:29,500
And kicks for feet. My teeth would be eye-hands.

2265
01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:32,000
And my spine would be the baseline.

2266
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:34,600
I'd move through life 94 beats per minute.

2267
01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:37,240
My life infinite. Loop to perfection.

2268
01:26:37,240 --> 01:26:41,620
I hold a steady tempo. Let's go afloat. Watch me maneuver. Over and under.

2269
01:26:41,620 --> 01:26:44,960
I change sequences so minds wander. It's no blunder.

2270
01:26:44,960 --> 01:26:50,000
I rock from late winter to early summer. Under the influence of dopeness.

2271
01:26:50,000 --> 01:26:55,000
I wrote this with my s- with my sim- my sims chips. What?

2272
01:26:55,000 --> 01:27:00,340
I wrote this with my sims chips. 60 megs of memories. That's all it takes for me.

2273
01:27:00,340 --> 01:27:04,080
Every fucking day. All my energy. And I don't have any more there.

2274
01:27:04,080 --> 01:27:06,580
I actually don't have any more.

2275
01:27:06,580 --> 01:27:13,580
Basically put their own rhymes up. And people actually battle. You know, they compete against...

2276
01:27:13,580 --> 01:27:18,420
29 Space God has the jazzy of space gold. Thanks very much, DJ B-Boy.

2277
01:27:18,420 --> 01:27:26,460
...one another and see who has the best rhymes. We can't read anymore of that. The resolution is too... poor for that.

2278
01:27:26,460 --> 01:27:34,980
Etc. There's another... Foxy Brown. If I. From February the 17th, 1998 at 10:38:55 AM.

2279
01:27:34,980 --> 01:27:41,980
...a part on the boards where it's a record review board and we kind of designed this whole thing where you can categorize the music,

2280
01:27:41,980 --> 01:27:48,980
where it comes from. Can't really, can't really fucking... Can't really see it. People were saying that I was off.

2281
01:27:48,980 --> 01:27:55,980
It was off. The beat was off there, but I think... Sorry, I want to just go back and repeat that, but I mean...

2282
01:27:55,980 --> 01:28:02,980
I think my microphone might be a few milliseconds off the beat itself. I can't fucking repeat it now though.

2283
01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:10,980
But if I turn this back to this and give it another go... wouldn't have been as impressive if I was out of sync with the fucking...

2284
01:28:10,980 --> 01:28:17,980
the flow beats. Let me have a look. Put that there. Put that there. Put that there. Put that there.

2285
01:28:25,980 --> 01:28:27,980
Slim Shiffy, thank you very much.

2286
01:28:27,980 --> 01:28:36,980
...fuck it. I'm not gonna do it again. Sorry. Sorry.

2287
01:28:36,980 --> 01:28:42,980
...basically put their own, have the best rhymes, etc, etc. There's another part on the board.

2288
01:28:42,980 --> 01:28:50,980
...and man, that's the word for some of the... Did he just say man? Did Stuart Chaffee say man to your man there?

2289
01:28:50,980 --> 01:28:53,980
...I want to ask, you said intensity, man, that's the word for some...

2290
01:28:54,980 --> 01:29:02,980
...man, it's like Joe Biden when he's trying to be down with, you know, and he says the word...

2291
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:04,980
...man, what's going on, man?

2292
01:29:04,980 --> 01:29:05,980
...the dialogues can...

2293
01:29:05,980 --> 01:29:09,980
...find out about it. I want to ask, you said intensity, man, that's the word...

2294
01:29:09,980 --> 01:29:10,980
...ah.

2295
01:29:10,980 --> 01:29:15,980
...for some of the dialogue that takes place in your chest. There is really this passionate feeling.

2296
01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:19,980
A little bit about what you talked about, the commercialization versus sort of the real stuff.

2297
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:24,980
And the battle over the artist, who's good and who's bad. Just give us a better feel for that.

2298
01:29:24,980 --> 01:29:28,980
Well, I mean, you're dealing with a genre of music that anybody feels...

2299
01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:32,980
...well, a lot of people have opinions on the music. It comes from different neighborhoods.

2300
01:29:32,980 --> 01:29:35,980
So people want to express themselves in...

2301
01:29:35,980 --> 01:29:37,980
...and annoyed at that now because...

2302
01:29:37,980 --> 01:29:42,980
...not that I'm thinking I'm any great shakes at rapping or anything like that.

2303
01:29:42,980 --> 01:29:47,980
But I mean, even if it's a fucking millisecond off the beat, it's going to sound shite.

2304
01:29:47,980 --> 01:29:53,980
...and the chats allow people an opportunity to express themselves and be heard.

2305
01:29:53,980 --> 01:29:59,980
I'm not trying to get a gig. I think I just saw a slur that snook its way onto the show...

2306
01:29:59,980 --> 01:30:02,980
...back in the day.

2307
01:30:03,980 --> 01:30:11,980
And it's okay. It's been censored, grammatically censored to get past the situation.

2308
01:30:11,980 --> 01:30:16,980
Also, it's the acceptable usage of it as well, with the "a" at the end.

2309
01:30:16,980 --> 01:30:18,980
...and...

2310
01:30:18,980 --> 01:30:20,980
...yeah. Oh no, that's how you figure.

2311
01:30:20,980 --> 01:30:22,980
Okay, I get you. How you figure...

2312
01:30:22,980 --> 01:30:23,980
...okay.

2313
01:30:23,980 --> 01:30:28,980
How you figure that your term can affect my cream slash gold platinum?

2314
01:30:29,980 --> 01:30:30,980
Um...

2315
01:30:30,980 --> 01:30:31,980
...how you figure that?

2316
01:30:31,980 --> 01:30:32,980
Okay, right.

2317
01:30:32,980 --> 01:30:36,980
Because then I was thinking, okay, so they've decided to put an "f" instead of that word...

2318
01:30:36,980 --> 01:30:38,980
...and it's that letter at the beginning of the word.

2319
01:30:38,980 --> 01:30:41,980
They are really fucking straddling the edges here.

2320
01:30:41,980 --> 01:30:43,980
They're really not going to see it.

2321
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:44,980
And, um...

2322
01:30:44,980 --> 01:30:45,980
...because it's a dangerous game.

2323
01:30:45,980 --> 01:30:49,980
You've got to remember hip-hop, if you've got any type of flow at all and you've been listening to...

2324
01:30:49,980 --> 01:30:52,980
...it's there. It's there. And it could fucking happen.

2325
01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:53,980
You don't want to...

2326
01:30:53,980 --> 01:30:54,980
So you've got to...

2327
01:30:55,980 --> 01:30:57,980
...you've got to give me some respect here, guys.

2328
01:30:58,980 --> 01:30:59,980
That I'm...

2329
01:30:59,980 --> 01:31:01,980
...going out of my way to fucking freestyle.

2330
01:31:02,980 --> 01:31:03,980
You know, I've...

2331
01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,980
...I was down with the Wu-Tang back in the day.

2332
01:31:05,980 --> 01:31:07,980
I was down with Nas. Nasty Nas.

2333
01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:09,980
All those lads, right?

2334
01:31:09,980 --> 01:31:11,980
Jamming out their grooves on the fucking stereo.

2335
01:31:11,980 --> 01:31:12,980
Big...

2336
01:31:12,980 --> 01:31:13,980
...big time.

2337
01:31:14,980 --> 01:31:16,980
I mean, I'm playing with fire.

2338
01:31:16,980 --> 01:31:18,980
I'm skating on thin ice.

2339
01:31:18,980 --> 01:31:20,980
Thank you very much, Paul Meschel.

2340
01:31:21,980 --> 01:31:22,980
So...

2341
01:31:22,980 --> 01:31:23,980
...how you figure?

2342
01:31:23,980 --> 01:31:25,980
And I thought he was saying, so how you...

2343
01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:26,980
...how you...

2344
01:31:27,980 --> 01:31:29,980
But then it means actually how you figure.

2345
01:31:29,980 --> 01:31:30,980
So how do you figure?

2346
01:31:30,980 --> 01:31:31,980
More like.

2347
01:31:31,980 --> 01:31:32,980
Because I was wondering why they said how you.

2348
01:31:32,980 --> 01:31:34,980
I was like, is that a fucking thing?

2349
01:31:34,980 --> 01:31:36,980
I thought that's just an Irish how you, you know?

2350
01:31:36,980 --> 01:31:38,980
Turns out it's...

2351
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,980
How would you figure it out?

2352
01:31:39,980 --> 01:31:41,980
...heard and seen by people from all over the world.

2353
01:31:41,980 --> 01:31:42,980
Where does that passion come from?

2354
01:31:42,980 --> 01:31:45,980
And people seem to feel so strongly, they get into real battles on you.

2355
01:31:45,980 --> 01:31:49,980
It's the classic battle between commercialization and art...

2356
01:31:49,980 --> 01:31:51,980
...that is coming from a pure sense.

2357
01:31:51,980 --> 01:31:58,980
So, this big business taking what they think we should be marketed towards and what we should be highlighting and there's people that are creating it.

2358
01:31:58,980 --> 01:32:00,980
Love these Dutch angles.

2359
01:32:00,980 --> 01:32:03,980
...think we should be marketed towards and what...

2360
01:32:03,980 --> 01:32:04,980
Look at the Dutch angle.

2361
01:32:04,980 --> 01:32:06,980
It's a crazy kinda...

2362
01:32:06,980 --> 01:32:09,980
...anything goes late 90s angle.

2363
01:32:09,980 --> 01:32:11,980
Thank you very much, figure for a leg lock.

2364
01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:16,980
We should be highlighting and there's people that are creating it that are saying, no, this is my art and I want you to keep it this way.

2365
01:32:16,980 --> 01:32:21,980
Or seeing some of the artists they feel are copping out and just doing the commercial thing to make money and not sticking to the real thing.

2366
01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:22,980
Right.

2367
01:32:22,980 --> 01:32:26,980
So, that's basically what the chats have really been, I guess, driven by.

2368
01:32:26,980 --> 01:32:27,980
Yeah.

2369
01:32:27,980 --> 01:32:31,980
People's passion to really be seen and heard and you don't often have that in the mainstream media.

2370
01:32:31,980 --> 01:32:32,980
Yeah, right.

2371
01:32:32,980 --> 01:32:33,980
Now, good thing you've done there.

2372
01:32:33,980 --> 01:32:34,980
It's a really good...

2373
01:32:34,980 --> 01:32:35,980
The boards are easy to work with.

2374
01:32:35,980 --> 01:32:36,980
It's really good.

2375
01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:37,980
It's easy to find where you're going.

2376
01:32:37,980 --> 01:32:39,980
Was that sort of on purpose?

2377
01:32:39,980 --> 01:32:40,980
Yes.

2378
01:32:40,980 --> 01:32:41,980
Yes.

2379
01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:46,980
A lot of people, especially if you're talking about hip-hop, you're dealing with a lot of kids from quote-unquote the inner city.

2380
01:32:46,980 --> 01:32:47,980
Yeah.

2381
01:32:47,980 --> 01:32:49,980
A lot of people who haven't necessarily been exposed to computers.

2382
01:32:49,980 --> 01:32:50,980
Yeah, yeah.

2383
01:32:50,980 --> 01:32:52,980
I don't want to make it complicated.

2384
01:32:52,980 --> 01:32:53,980
Goob, thank you very much for the tip.

2385
01:32:53,980 --> 01:33:00,980
And so we designed something that would allow people just to get on, plug in, and be introduced to cyberspace.

2386
01:33:00,980 --> 01:33:02,980
What an astute observation.

2387
01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:05,980
Someone in the chat says he looked like a fixed gear rider.

2388
01:33:05,980 --> 01:33:08,980
But I was wondering why is that so...

2389
01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:09,980
Yeah, he does.

2390
01:33:09,980 --> 01:33:11,980
But the people who wear the fucking...

2391
01:33:11,980 --> 01:33:19,980
Who do the courier bicycles in towns on the fucking fixed gear cyclists, they always wear hats that have a small peak that goes up like that.

2392
01:33:19,980 --> 01:33:27,980
up like that. The hat is. Thank you. For URLs of today's featured websites check out the internet.

2393
01:33:27,980 --> 01:33:37,980
DVD. At CMPTV.com. Joe you're from Excite and by some recent estimates I've seen Excite is I think

2394
01:33:37,980 --> 01:33:43,980
probably in the top five traffic sites on the web. That's right. That's huge. I can't wait to see this guy.

2395
01:33:43,980 --> 01:34:13,740
A lot of people. Tip. Thank you very much for the tip. Thanks. He's just been. He just took a compliment there. It wasn't directed towards him personally. It was more of something else. Listen to that again. We haven't even seen this guy yet. By some recent estimates I've seen Excite is I think probably in the top five traffic sites on the web. That's huge. I mean that's a lot of people. Nice. And I know that one of the things you guys do is sort of build community. Try to attract people with interesting things to do. And I've seen this pal.

2396
01:34:13,740 --> 01:34:37,300
instant messaging. And it's sort of like a twist on email. It seems like a little more advanced. A little more live action. Kind of tell me what your take on it is. Sure. Well. There we go. It's more of a normal looking. Joe Krause. Tonight on primetime. The Krause files. Joe underscore Krause.

2397
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:50,980
Joe Krause. You're not a killer. No I'm not. You're not a killer. No I'm not. You're not a killer. No I'm not. You're not a killer. No I'm not.

2398
01:34:52,980 --> 01:35:00,800
Generally Excite is trying to build a community of its users. Make people feel like and get in touch with other people that are on the service. It's a good way to help.

2399
01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,800
Yeah, sour crows

2400
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:04,800
She's dramatic says in the chat there.

2401
01:35:04,800 --> 01:35:07,800
Help people feel like they're part of Excite, more like a member.

2402
01:35:07,800 --> 01:35:09,800
Positive review, thank you very much for the cyber chat.

2403
01:35:09,800 --> 01:35:12,800
And one of the services we offer is something called Excite Pal.

2404
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:16,800
And what that basically is, is it's a way for people to instantly communicate with one another.

2405
01:35:16,800 --> 01:35:18,800
You download a small piece of software.

2406
01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:20,800
But isn't that email? I mean, instantly communicate?

2407
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:26,800
Well, the difference between email and pal is the fact that email is like regular postal mail.

2408
01:35:26,800 --> 01:35:32,800
Where you send a message out and you hope that later on somebody gets it and then replies to you.

2409
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:33,800
Right, right.

2410
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:36,800
What the difference, what pal is like is like a telephone.

2411
01:35:36,800 --> 01:35:38,800
It's an instant way to communicate with one another.

2412
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:41,800
Maybe there's something about that Californian way people talk.

2413
01:35:41,800 --> 01:35:44,800
Because Stuart Shafazo is saying handheld console devices.

2414
01:35:44,800 --> 01:35:46,800
Handheld gaming devices.

2415
01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:48,800
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2416
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:50,800
Like Nintendo's Game Boy.

2417
01:35:50,800 --> 01:35:53,800
Tony B, thank you very much. And Tony C, thank you very much as well.

2418
01:35:53,800 --> 01:35:55,800
I hope you're getting on well.

2419
01:35:55,800 --> 01:35:59,800
And oh, we've been given a link to the freestyle board.

2420
01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,800
Great stuff. We'll have a look at that in due course.

2421
01:36:01,800 --> 01:36:11,800
But maybe they accentuate the "Ehhh" in fucking San Francisco, wherever it is that they're fucking doing this. Holy shit.

2422
01:36:11,800 --> 01:36:12,800
So, pal...

2423
01:36:12,800 --> 01:36:15,800
Pal is just after tipping there. Thanks very much, pal.

2424
01:36:15,800 --> 01:36:17,800
Is to email like...

2425
01:36:17,800 --> 01:36:23,800
Pal is to email like chat is to...

2426
01:36:23,800 --> 01:36:25,800
What? What's the answer gonna be?

2427
01:36:25,800 --> 01:36:27,800
Like the telephone is to the postal mail.

2428
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:27,800
Okay.

2429
01:36:27,800 --> 01:36:29,800
Alright, I got it completely wrong.

2430
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:30,800
Okay. That's the major difference. Right, right.

2431
01:36:30,800 --> 01:36:31,800
Communicating instantly.

2432
01:36:31,800 --> 01:36:35,800
I can see that. I was actually fooling around with it a little bit earlier.

2433
01:36:35,800 --> 01:36:41,800
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good sign to it?

2434
01:36:41,800 --> 01:36:46,800
I got online, downloaded the software, someone else was talking with me from across the...

2435
01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:50,800
I don't know where they were actually, but you know, the green light went on and there they were.

2436
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:55,800
Now, is this something that is beyond chat? I mean, is this like people can use this for business?

2437
01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:56,800
Beyond chat?

2438
01:36:56,800 --> 01:37:01,800
Sure. The way to consider it is it's like private chat. It's a chat with you and your friends.

2439
01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:03,800
Okay. Or you and your coworkers. Okay.

2440
01:37:03,800 --> 01:37:05,800
A lot of... There's many ways that people use this application.

2441
01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:08,800
So, some companies have everybody in their company down...

2442
01:37:08,800 --> 01:37:13,800
So, we've got Stuart's in there already. What was he doing in this guy's Rolodex of people?

2443
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:14,800
...loaded. Really?

2444
01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:21,800
And then everybody puts their name into the pool and you can see and send instant messages with one another or people in your company.

2445
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:21,800
Right.

2446
01:37:21,800 --> 01:37:23,800
There's a lot of personal uses as well. Right.

2447
01:37:23,800 --> 01:37:28,800
So, for instance, I communicate with my father who happens to live in Los Angeles and I see him come online.

2448
01:37:28,800 --> 01:37:32,800
We exchange a few couple of messages and then he goes and does his thing and I go do my thing.

2449
01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:34,800
So, it's both the personal and the business. Right.

2450
01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:36,800
And so, it takes sort of like browsing...

2451
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,800
Thank you very much. Spirit level. Thank you very much.

2452
01:37:38,800 --> 01:37:46,800
And somebody else has asked or said, "Did you see the sneaky copy of Manx TT Superbike during one of the CCTV shots earlier?"

2453
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:48,800
No, I fucking didn't.

2454
01:37:48,800 --> 01:37:52,800
But what an amazing game was played. I don't know if you ever played on that, the Archive...

2455
01:37:52,800 --> 01:37:58,800
...the arcade machine of it. They had one on the Irish ferries between Dublin and Hollyhead.

2456
01:37:58,800 --> 01:38:00,800
I don't know if they still have... probably don't nowadays.

2457
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:05,800
And then they got Wave Rider after that as well. Wasn't as good though. I liked the Manx TT Superbike.

2458
01:38:05,800 --> 01:38:07,800
"Winners don't use drugs."

2459
01:38:07,800 --> 01:38:13,800
There was a sign by the FBI at the beginning of the game that said, "Winners don't use drugs."

2460
01:38:13,800 --> 01:38:15,800
"Winners don't use drugs."

2461
01:38:15,800 --> 01:38:16,800
And, um...

2462
01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:19,800
But it was set on the Isle of Man.

2463
01:38:19,800 --> 01:38:21,800
It had nothing to do with the feds.

2464
01:38:21,800 --> 01:38:23,800
I don't know why the feds were involved.

2465
01:38:23,800 --> 01:38:25,800
Probably a Japanese game as well.

2466
01:38:25,800 --> 01:38:27,800
Uh oh, thank you very much.

2467
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:30,800
It sounds like this guy has created the concept of the dark web.

2468
01:38:30,800 --> 01:38:31,800
Thank you very much.

2469
01:38:31,800 --> 01:38:33,800
And Robert and Cliff.

2470
01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:38,800
Let's have a little look there at the Manx TT Superbike.

2471
01:38:38,800 --> 01:38:39,800
Um...

2472
01:38:39,800 --> 01:38:40,800
Pal...

2473
01:38:44,800 --> 01:38:47,800
Manx TT Superbike.

2474
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,800
Uh...

2475
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:49,800
Arcade.

2476
01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:50,800
Manx TT Superbike.

2477
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:51,800
Arcade.

2478
01:38:51,800 --> 01:38:52,800
Manx TT Superbike.

2479
01:38:52,800 --> 01:38:53,800
Arcade.

2480
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:55,800
This was Manx TT Superbike.

2481
01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:58,800
Let's have a look at that for a moment.

2482
01:38:58,800 --> 01:38:59,800
There it was!

2483
01:38:59,800 --> 01:39:01,800
Blink and you'll miss it.

2484
01:39:01,800 --> 01:39:04,800
Winners don't use drugs.

2485
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:06,800
Used to be, uh...

2486
01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:08,800
What the fuck?

2487
01:39:08,800 --> 01:39:13,800
The Federal Bureau of Investigation.

2488
01:39:13,800 --> 01:39:16,800
So you had an ominous fucking little message from the...

2489
01:39:16,800 --> 01:39:17,800
From the feds.

2490
01:39:17,800 --> 01:39:21,800
Before we even started doing any motorbiking around...

2491
01:39:21,800 --> 01:39:22,800
Let the, uh...

2492
01:39:22,800 --> 01:39:24,800
Manx Cat TT.

2493
01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:25,800
Thanks for the tip.

2494
01:39:26,800 --> 01:39:27,800
You had two coasts.

2495
01:39:27,800 --> 01:39:29,800
It was the Laxey coast, which is easy.

2496
01:39:29,800 --> 01:39:32,800
Took you by all the sites of the...

2497
01:39:32,800 --> 01:39:33,800
The Isle of Man.

2498
01:39:33,800 --> 01:39:34,800
The Laxey wheel.

2499
01:39:34,800 --> 01:39:35,800
And...

2500
01:39:35,800 --> 01:39:36,800
That's it.

2501
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:38,800
And then there was the hard course as well.

2502
01:39:38,800 --> 01:39:39,800
That's just the...

2503
01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:40,800
Please select...

2504
01:39:40,800 --> 01:39:41,800
Did they select that though?

2505
01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:42,800
I'm not sure.

2506
01:39:42,800 --> 01:39:46,800
Please choose manual or automatic transmission.

2507
01:39:47,800 --> 01:39:48,800
Wow.

2508
01:39:48,800 --> 01:39:50,800
And look at the well-rendered...

2509
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:51,800
Well-rendered, uh...

2510
01:39:51,800 --> 01:39:53,800
Cityscape of Douglas.

2511
01:39:53,800 --> 01:39:54,800
The...

2512
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:55,800
The capital...

2513
01:39:55,800 --> 01:39:57,800
Big swinging, big smoke city of Manx...

2514
01:39:57,800 --> 01:39:59,800
Of the Isle of Man.

2515
01:39:59,800 --> 01:40:00,800
Of the Manx people.

2516
01:40:01,800 --> 01:40:02,800
And, uh...

2517
01:40:02,800 --> 01:40:03,800
There's no road limit.

2518
01:40:03,800 --> 01:40:04,800
No speed limits there.

2519
01:40:04,800 --> 01:40:06,800
So they do all this mad fucking biking.

2520
01:40:06,800 --> 01:40:10,800
People can come off the bikes and mad bits of body parts everywhere.

2521
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:10,800
It's crazy.

2522
01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:11,800
I've never seen it.

2523
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:12,800
But, uh...

2524
01:40:12,800 --> 01:40:13,800
I wouldn't want to go either.

2525
01:40:13,800 --> 01:40:15,800
But I did go to the Isle of Man one year.

2526
01:40:15,800 --> 01:40:16,800
And the buildings did look...

2527
01:40:16,800 --> 01:40:17,800
Look like that.

2528
01:40:17,800 --> 01:40:20,800
But I didn't want to stay that long.

2529
01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:21,800
What?

2530
01:40:21,800 --> 01:40:22,800
I've been to, uh...

2531
01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:24,800
I've been to loads of islands.

2532
01:40:24,800 --> 01:40:25,800
The Ackle Islands.

2533
01:40:25,800 --> 01:40:26,800
The Iron Islands.

2534
01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:27,800
That I didn't...

2535
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:30,800
Islands are a weird enough kind of vibe in and of themselves.

2536
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:31,800
But I've...

2537
01:40:31,800 --> 01:40:34,800
I got more of a kind of a weird vibe.

2538
01:40:34,800 --> 01:40:37,800
Kind of Wicker Man vibe off of the Isle of Man.

2539
01:40:37,800 --> 01:40:38,800
I wanted to leave.

2540
01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:39,800
I wanted to leave.

2541
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:40,800
Uh...

2542
01:40:40,800 --> 01:40:41,800
It was raining as well.

2543
01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:43,800
And they had to get a plane off the island.

2544
01:40:44,800 --> 01:40:45,800
And there's the Laxy wheel!

2545
01:40:46,800 --> 01:40:47,800
There's the Laxy wheel.

2546
01:40:48,800 --> 01:40:49,800
Crazy, crazy time.

2547
01:40:50,800 --> 01:40:51,800
What a wheel.

2548
01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,800
It was a wheelie good day out.

2549
01:40:53,800 --> 01:40:54,800
We got all the way out there.

2550
01:40:54,800 --> 01:40:57,800
Took us about two hours to navigate our way out there.

2551
01:40:58,800 --> 01:40:59,800
Saw the wheel.

2552
01:40:59,800 --> 01:41:01,800
And then went back to the hotel.

2553
01:41:01,800 --> 01:41:02,800
After that.

2554
01:41:02,800 --> 01:41:03,800
There was nothing to do.

2555
01:41:03,800 --> 01:41:05,800
But it was a good time.

2556
01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:06,800
But was it though, really?

2557
01:41:06,800 --> 01:41:07,800
Haven't been back.

2558
01:41:07,800 --> 01:41:08,800
A lovely island.

2559
01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,800
The weather wasn't this good.

2560
01:41:10,800 --> 01:41:12,800
The weather was not this good at the time.

2561
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:14,800
It was grey, overcast.

2562
01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:17,800
Very cold.

2563
01:41:17,800 --> 01:41:18,800
There was a storm on.

2564
01:41:21,800 --> 01:41:22,800
Wow.

2565
01:41:23,800 --> 01:41:24,800
Uh...

2566
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:25,800
Federal Bureau de Change.

2567
01:41:25,800 --> 01:41:26,800
Thank you very much.

2568
01:41:26,800 --> 01:41:27,800
And Scum...

2569
01:41:27,800 --> 01:41:28,800
Scumbelina.

2570
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:32,800
I used to record on the Daytona game on the Dublin to Hollyhead ferry.

2571
01:41:32,800 --> 01:41:34,800
Oh, I used to hold the record, you say?

2572
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:36,800
Oh, you say you used to record it.

2573
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:41,800
And then there was going to be some sort of follow-up exchange where we saw your video or something.

2574
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:43,800
But the arcade machine.

2575
01:41:44,800 --> 01:41:45,800
We can see the arcade machine.

2576
01:41:45,800 --> 01:41:46,800
Yeah, it's there.

2577
01:41:46,800 --> 01:41:47,800
And there's one.

2578
01:41:47,800 --> 01:41:49,800
Some lad on it there.

2579
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:53,800
I wonder if this is on the ferry.

2580
01:41:53,800 --> 01:41:55,800
This could have been on the ferry.

2581
01:41:55,800 --> 01:42:02,020
There's no one on it of course.

2582
01:42:04,860 --> 01:42:07,140
Winners don't use drugs.

2583
01:42:13,560 --> 01:42:15,100
I wonder if you can hear him go.

2584
01:42:15,620 --> 01:42:17,780
Max TT Superbike.

2585
01:42:23,480 --> 01:42:24,460
I can hear it there.

2586
01:42:24,860 --> 01:42:29,540
You can hear someone playing fucking Time Crisis or House of the Dead in the background.

2587
01:42:30,160 --> 01:42:32,640
And a lovely bit of hair on this guy at the back there.

2588
01:42:32,860 --> 01:42:33,380
Wisps.

2589
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:34,760
Willow the Wisp.

2590
01:42:35,480 --> 01:42:35,620
There.

2591
01:42:43,820 --> 01:42:45,740
Jeffrey Dahmer-esque curls.

2592
01:42:50,700 --> 01:42:55,280
Has he got a little scrunchy or a woman scrunchy on the back?

2593
01:42:57,440 --> 01:42:58,980
Go back there and see.

2594
01:43:02,480 --> 01:43:13,720
We've now transcended Netcafe and we've gone into the murky world of some lad's hair on the back of a racing arcade machine.

2595
01:43:23,000 --> 01:43:24,940
Tonight at 9 on dispatches.

2596
01:43:24,940 --> 01:43:27,680
Arcade machine man.

2597
01:43:27,680 --> 01:43:34,620
Did he have a woman scrunchy in the back of his hair?

2598
01:43:34,620 --> 01:43:36,640
Was it even a man at all?

2599
01:43:36,640 --> 01:43:38,340
Could have actually been a woman.

2600
01:43:40,340 --> 01:43:41,980
Thanks very much for the tip.

2601
01:43:41,980 --> 01:43:43,320
The server in Bavaria.

2602
01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:53,660
Lovely bits of kind of...

2603
01:43:53,660 --> 01:43:58,420
In the background of that effect.

2604
01:43:58,780 --> 01:44:01,060
Thanks very much there for the tip, Hoolie.

2605
01:44:01,840 --> 01:44:03,340
And the server in Bavaria.

2606
01:44:04,060 --> 01:44:06,700
And let's have a little look and see what this guy does.

2607
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:09,040
Does he do damage on the machine or what?

2608
01:44:14,000 --> 01:44:16,040
Little flick of the wrist there. Look at that.

2609
01:44:16,040 --> 01:44:17,880
Getting the fucking wrist warmed up.

2610
01:44:18,740 --> 01:44:19,740
Ha ha ha ha!

2611
01:44:29,340 --> 01:44:30,980
It's all in the wrists.

2612
01:44:31,820 --> 01:44:32,540
Uh, there.

2613
01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:33,880
Um.

2614
01:44:34,540 --> 01:44:35,960
Says Commander Blanco.

2615
01:44:36,500 --> 01:44:38,500
Sorry if this is a bit loud. I don't want to turn...

2616
01:44:38,500 --> 01:44:40,840
I'll turn it down on this mainframe here.

2617
01:44:41,640 --> 01:44:45,360
The dammer flick! Someone said that flick of the wrist was called the dammer flick.

2618
01:44:45,740 --> 01:44:46,980
Have a look at it again. Look at that.

2619
01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:51,240
Ha ha!

2620
01:44:58,240 --> 01:44:59,340
Ha ha ha ha!

2621
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:04,220
Maybe it's a bit slow. Let's have a look there.

2622
01:45:04,220 --> 01:45:16,860
Flick of a psychopath.

2623
01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:18,940
Says DD RMB.

2624
01:45:19,040 --> 01:45:20,560
Thank you very much, Pizza Dream.

2625
01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:27,100
Wow, look at him go.

2626
01:45:27,160 --> 01:45:29,080
He's fucking tearing it up, man.

2627
01:45:30,620 --> 01:45:31,980
He's tearing it up.

2628
01:45:31,980 --> 01:45:40,860
Hey, the funny thing is...

2629
01:45:40,860 --> 01:45:42,740
Well, not funny, but, um...

2630
01:45:42,740 --> 01:45:44,620
When you're on the ferry, the Hollyhead...

2631
01:45:45,460 --> 01:45:45,620
...ferry...

2632
01:45:45,620 --> 01:45:50,820
...the swaying of the boat would add an extra level of difficulty.

2633
01:45:50,980 --> 01:45:53,620
So even if you selected the easy Lacky Coast option...

2634
01:45:54,480 --> 01:45:57,800
...you were in actual fact racing on ultra-hard mode.

2635
01:45:58,400 --> 01:46:03,360
And you'd be like swinging around, trying to counterbalance against Mother Nature's waves.

2636
01:46:07,280 --> 01:46:08,660
Crazy bit of business altogether.

2637
01:46:09,620 --> 01:46:10,400
None other...

2638
01:46:11,040 --> 01:46:12,480
than the Manx TT.

2639
01:46:12,480 --> 01:46:14,840
A very fucking incredible race.

2640
01:46:15,000 --> 01:46:16,460
And dangerous race, as you can see there.

2641
01:46:16,520 --> 01:46:17,300
Horrible crash.

2642
01:46:17,820 --> 01:46:18,740
I don't know if we should show that.

2643
01:46:19,220 --> 01:46:21,140
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2644
01:46:21,260 --> 01:46:22,680
Cold coat rider.

2645
01:46:23,340 --> 01:46:23,880
Have a look there.

2646
01:46:23,940 --> 01:46:24,600
Ulster GP.

2647
01:46:24,860 --> 01:46:26,680
This is 5th of October.

2648
01:46:26,820 --> 01:46:27,640
This is recently and up.

2649
01:46:30,840 --> 01:46:31,760
I don't remember...

2650
01:46:31,760 --> 01:46:33,040
I never heard of anything.

2651
01:46:41,520 --> 01:46:43,000
You just want to skip on there.

2652
01:46:43,140 --> 01:46:43,520
It's not even...

2653
01:46:43,520 --> 01:46:45,740
A part...

2654
01:46:45,740 --> 01:46:47,280
Just careful now if you're...

2655
01:46:47,280 --> 01:46:48,720
If you don't like crashes and stuff.

2656
01:46:48,780 --> 01:46:50,080
I don't know how bad this is, but...

2657
01:46:52,160 --> 01:46:52,880
Let's get something.

2658
01:46:56,320 --> 01:46:58,280
Look, they should be going at fucking 50.

2659
01:46:58,380 --> 01:46:59,160
They're going too fast.

2660
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:00,200
Oh!

2661
01:47:00,760 --> 01:47:01,480
There he goes.

2662
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:02,480
Fucking hell.

2663
01:47:03,340 --> 01:47:04,220
That was bad.

2664
01:47:04,680 --> 01:47:04,920
Fuck.

2665
01:47:04,980 --> 01:47:05,660
Sorry about that.

2666
01:47:06,580 --> 01:47:08,140
Actually, he should not have fucking showed that.

2667
01:47:08,220 --> 01:47:08,840
Sorry about that.

2668
01:47:12,140 --> 01:47:12,820
Fucking hell.

2669
01:47:12,820 --> 01:47:13,880
He came off it, didn't he?

2670
01:47:16,880 --> 01:47:17,880
Oh, it's a game.

2671
01:47:18,160 --> 01:47:19,240
It's a fucking game.

2672
01:47:19,800 --> 01:47:20,800
Oh, thanks fuck.

2673
01:47:21,700 --> 01:47:22,460
Because I saw that.

2674
01:47:22,560 --> 01:47:23,500
I thought it was real.

2675
01:47:25,700 --> 01:47:26,540
Jesus Christ.

2676
01:47:26,660 --> 01:47:28,300
I thought that was real for a second.

2677
01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:31,420
I actually thought...

2678
01:47:31,420 --> 01:47:32,140
For a moment...

2679
01:47:32,140 --> 01:47:33,180
I started getting worried...

2680
01:47:33,180 --> 01:47:34,160
And thought I was going to...

2681
01:47:34,160 --> 01:47:35,440
Get the video taken down...

2682
01:47:35,440 --> 01:47:36,280
For showing gore...

2683
01:47:36,280 --> 01:47:36,900
Or something like that.

2684
01:47:36,960 --> 01:47:37,460
Then I was thinking...

2685
01:47:37,460 --> 01:47:38,060
But there was so...

2686
01:47:38,060 --> 01:47:39,560
Already someone has uploaded it.

2687
01:47:39,620 --> 01:47:40,700
So...

2688
01:47:40,700 --> 01:47:41,440
Fucking hell.

2689
01:47:42,260 --> 01:47:42,500
He...

2690
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:44,220
He fairly came off it though, didn't he?

2691
01:47:44,240 --> 01:47:45,080
Even if it's...

2692
01:47:45,080 --> 01:47:46,800
What a realistic looking game.

2693
01:47:47,640 --> 01:47:48,400
Look at this.

2694
01:47:50,540 --> 01:47:50,940
Whoa.

2695
01:47:52,940 --> 01:47:55,080
That's fucking crazy...

2696
01:47:55,080 --> 01:47:55,700
Crazy town.

2697
01:47:57,520 --> 01:47:58,120
Come, lady.

2698
01:47:58,260 --> 01:47:58,960
Come, come, lady.

2699
01:47:59,120 --> 01:48:00,180
You're my super bike.

2700
01:48:00,880 --> 01:48:01,440
I'm fucked.

2701
01:48:01,760 --> 01:48:02,020
Baby.

2702
01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:04,880
Fuck.

2703
01:48:06,460 --> 01:48:07,340
I mean, I know...

2704
01:48:07,340 --> 01:48:08,520
Now I know it's not real.

2705
01:48:08,580 --> 01:48:09,420
But I mean, Jesus.

2706
01:48:11,000 --> 01:48:13,020
Maybe that's why the FBI said...

2707
01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:14,360
Winners don't use drugs.

2708
01:48:15,360 --> 01:48:16,540
Even though this is a game.

2709
01:48:16,600 --> 01:48:17,020
It's not real.

2710
01:48:17,080 --> 01:48:18,640
But how realistic are those graphics?

2711
01:48:19,000 --> 01:48:20,060
Tommy, slug, are you there?

2712
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:21,560
How you getting on?

2713
01:48:21,600 --> 01:48:22,520
That was a fucking...

2714
01:48:22,520 --> 01:48:23,580
That was a close one there.

2715
01:48:23,640 --> 01:48:24,900
You nearly got taken down...

2716
01:48:24,900 --> 01:48:26,440
For showing gore and death.

2717
01:48:28,920 --> 01:48:30,440
And you know yourself, Tom.

2718
01:48:30,980 --> 01:48:32,900
You had a bit of an accident there...

2719
01:48:32,900 --> 01:48:33,420
Over the summer.

2720
01:48:35,020 --> 01:48:36,580
Yeah, I came off a fucking...

2721
01:48:36,580 --> 01:48:37,860
Piece of wood on wheels.

2722
01:48:37,980 --> 01:48:39,120
But it was nothing like...

2723
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:40,220
Nothing as bad as this.

2724
01:48:40,440 --> 01:48:40,800
And then we...

2725
01:48:40,800 --> 01:48:41,260
Watch this.

2726
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:41,980
Whoa.

2727
01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:42,700
There he goes.

2728
01:48:42,760 --> 01:48:43,300
Through the air.

2729
01:48:43,840 --> 01:48:44,080
Fucking...

2730
01:48:44,840 --> 01:48:45,540
Danger zone.

2731
01:48:48,340 --> 01:48:49,600
Crazy bit of business altogether.

2732
01:48:50,920 --> 01:48:52,060
Don't even know what that is.

2733
01:48:52,160 --> 01:48:53,560
How have we strayed away into this?

2734
01:48:53,620 --> 01:48:55,220
Not even anything to do with this.

2735
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:58,160
We can add an interactive dimension...

2736
01:48:58,160 --> 01:48:59,860
Because you know other people are there...

2737
01:48:59,860 --> 01:49:01,000
Potentially browsing with you.

2738
01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:02,360
You can tell people to go to places.

2739
01:49:02,560 --> 01:49:02,760
Yeah.

2740
01:49:02,900 --> 01:49:03,820
And one of the best parts...

2741
01:49:03,820 --> 01:49:07,220
We can go to places together on the internet.

2742
01:49:08,160 --> 01:49:10,100
Thank you very much, Gridrain741.

2743
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:11,300
I hope you're getting on well.

2744
01:49:11,540 --> 01:49:13,120
This is real road racing.

2745
01:49:13,300 --> 01:49:14,860
Someone was saying...

2746
01:49:14,860 --> 01:49:16,380
Fucking mental racing.

2747
01:49:17,660 --> 01:49:18,280
Mental racing.

2748
01:49:18,280 --> 01:49:18,700
Phone call.

2749
01:49:18,800 --> 01:49:20,480
I'm chatting with my dad in Los Angeles.

2750
01:49:20,740 --> 01:49:22,100
How much...

2751
01:49:22,100 --> 01:49:25,860
Of ventilation does that PC monitor have in the background?

2752
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:27,100
See, it's been...

2753
01:49:27,100 --> 01:49:29,820
That fucking cabinet that it sits into...

2754
01:49:29,820 --> 01:49:31,780
Probably is gonna overheat.

2755
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:34,260
There's no point worrying about it now.

2756
01:49:34,340 --> 01:49:37,220
It's probably been decommissioned, recommissioned, and repurposed.

2757
01:49:37,420 --> 01:49:39,020
This stage doesn't even exist.

2758
01:49:39,020 --> 01:49:42,560
Probably crushed at an e-waste recycling center.

2759
01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:45,280
I highly, highly recommend them.

2760
01:49:45,420 --> 01:49:47,400
You need to get rid of a tilly or a fridge.

2761
01:49:48,100 --> 01:49:50,320
I saw it on a video by my uncle.

2762
01:49:50,560 --> 01:49:53,800
We're having a private communication instantaneously, and it's all free.

2763
01:49:53,920 --> 01:49:54,120
Now, that's interesting.

2764
01:49:54,120 --> 01:49:55,640
And I can talk to my friends in Singapore.

2765
01:49:55,860 --> 01:49:57,180
I can talk to my friends in London.

2766
01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:58,280
And again, it's all free.

2767
01:49:58,360 --> 01:50:01,220
Now, what if you wanted to do a group instant chat?

2768
01:50:01,320 --> 01:50:02,040
Is that possible?

2769
01:50:02,120 --> 01:50:03,500
There is also a conference feature.

2770
01:50:03,620 --> 01:50:04,900
So let's say you and I are chatting.

2771
01:50:04,940 --> 01:50:05,860
You happen to be in London.

2772
01:50:05,980 --> 01:50:07,120
I happen to be in San Francisco.

2773
01:50:07,540 --> 01:50:08,440
We're chatting with one another.

2774
01:50:08,620 --> 01:50:10,540
We know there's another friend that happens to come online.

2775
01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:11,940
We can hit a conference button on Pau.

2776
01:50:11,940 --> 01:50:12,900
Don't forget the chats.

2777
01:50:13,300 --> 01:50:15,700
What that does is conference that person.

2778
01:50:15,820 --> 01:50:17,460
And now we have a three-way chat room going.

2779
01:50:17,860 --> 01:50:18,460
Three-way.

2780
01:50:18,500 --> 01:50:20,540
Let's get a little three-way chat room going.

2781
01:50:21,160 --> 01:50:22,200
I say go for it.

2782
01:50:22,660 --> 01:50:30,420
We need to really push on to your home and for this is and make sure that she knows what

2783
01:50:30,420 --> 01:50:31,660
we need from them.

2784
01:50:32,220 --> 01:50:37,300
I need the files from you before you go out of town.

2785
01:50:37,680 --> 01:50:40,500
Sounds like electric hot chat.

2786
01:50:40,600 --> 01:50:41,140
Wait, chat room.

2787
01:50:41,280 --> 01:50:44,360
So effectively, you can take this from a telephone conversation.

2788
01:50:44,680 --> 01:50:45,580
There it is again.

2789
01:50:47,740 --> 01:50:49,740
Max DT Superbike.

2790
01:50:50,620 --> 01:50:53,180
Point to point to a conference call with multiple people.

2791
01:50:53,260 --> 01:50:57,000
So it's almost like you could liken it to a pager system in a way as well.

2792
01:50:57,120 --> 01:50:59,940
I mean, it's sort of like you're wearing a little pager while you're online.

2793
01:51:00,040 --> 01:51:01,480
Other people know they can reach you.

2794
01:51:01,520 --> 01:51:02,240
That's exactly right.

2795
01:51:02,400 --> 01:51:04,080
So you're alerting people that you're online.

2796
01:51:04,220 --> 01:51:05,160
Share the files.

2797
01:51:05,300 --> 01:51:05,860
Thank you very much.

2798
01:51:05,880 --> 01:51:09,520
And then people can send you an instant message which pops up on your screen saying hello or

2799
01:51:09,520 --> 01:51:10,560
asking you to join a conference.

2800
01:51:10,580 --> 01:51:14,320
Now, has there been any sort of strange or kind of funny things that maybe have happened

2801
01:51:14,320 --> 01:51:15,540
with using Pau?

2802
01:51:15,540 --> 01:51:18,580
Or do you have to sort of police people so that there's not...

2803
01:51:19,280 --> 01:51:19,940
Here we are.

2804
01:51:20,220 --> 01:51:22,520
We've got some dispatches coming up that has to be here.

2805
01:51:22,640 --> 01:51:23,640
There's always these questions.

2806
01:51:24,320 --> 01:51:27,960
At the time, the internet, the technology was so kind of like fucking new.

2807
01:51:28,020 --> 01:51:28,480
No one knew.

2808
01:51:28,620 --> 01:51:30,960
And there was all the horror stories about what could go on there.

2809
01:51:31,620 --> 01:51:36,040
And so a lot of the questioning sessions always veer at the end towards,

2810
01:51:36,600 --> 01:51:39,200
Is this a bad thing for things to be going on around this?

2811
01:51:39,420 --> 01:51:40,320
Can kids play this?

2812
01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:43,180
Is there something sexy going on in here?

2813
01:51:43,180 --> 01:51:46,220
What about you taking your clothes off and that?

2814
01:51:46,320 --> 01:51:46,980
I can't tell.

2815
01:51:47,940 --> 01:51:48,500
Twisted.

2816
01:51:48,660 --> 01:51:49,040
Twisted.

2817
01:51:49,500 --> 01:51:50,000
Twisted.

2818
01:51:51,680 --> 01:51:51,920
What is it?

2819
01:51:51,920 --> 01:51:52,420
Hand...

2820
01:51:52,420 --> 01:51:52,920
Hand...

2821
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:52,920
Hand...

2822
01:51:52,920 --> 01:51:53,420
Hand...

2823
01:51:53,420 --> 01:51:55,060
Hand movements like that.

2824
01:51:56,960 --> 01:51:58,560
Dispatches unwraps the story by...

2825
01:51:58,560 --> 01:52:00,600
People getting undressed, you know, going to the bathroom.

2826
01:52:00,840 --> 01:52:01,200
Twisted.

2827
01:52:01,300 --> 01:52:04,140
Dispatches investigates Monday at 8 on 4.

2828
01:52:04,380 --> 01:52:04,680
Hard...

2829
01:52:04,680 --> 01:52:07,860
The hardest part of that pal has been getting people to start using it.

2830
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:15,100
What we've noticed is that people who download the product suddenly enter all their friends' names and then are a little bit confused when they don't see that their friends are online.

2831
01:52:15,300 --> 01:52:15,480
Oh, okay.

2832
01:52:15,480 --> 01:52:18,380
So one of the things we've done is institute something called Dr. Pal.

2833
01:52:18,600 --> 01:52:21,980
So when you come online, there's automatically somebody there waiting...

2834
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:24,360
You have reached Dr. Pal.

2835
01:52:24,360 --> 01:52:29,120
Please give me your address for Dr. Pal.

2836
01:52:29,440 --> 01:52:31,360
Thank you very much there, Chef Chertheif.

2837
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:32,160
I'm...

2838
01:52:32,160 --> 01:52:32,980
...needing to talk to you.

2839
01:52:33,780 --> 01:52:38,580
Shying away from your fans, determine who can see your name online with Pal.

2840
01:52:39,320 --> 01:52:40,120
Choose options.

2841
01:52:40,240 --> 01:52:41,600
Then select who can see me.

2842
01:52:42,020 --> 01:52:47,460
You decide which Pal people want people to publish your presence to.

2843
01:52:47,460 --> 01:52:55,940
Your name will appear as not online to the people in your Pal that are not allowed.

2844
01:52:56,060 --> 01:52:57,380
And that person's called Dr. Pal.

2845
01:52:57,660 --> 01:52:57,860
Wow.

2846
01:52:58,380 --> 01:52:59,300
Wonky frames.

2847
01:52:59,420 --> 01:52:59,720
Thank you very much.

2848
01:52:59,720 --> 01:53:04,500
What that is is just getting people comfortable with the notion of having a conversation with somebody through this.

2849
01:53:04,680 --> 01:53:06,720
Was there some...

2850
01:53:06,720 --> 01:53:07,900
For whom...

2851
01:53:07,900 --> 01:53:09,260
For whom are you looking?

2852
01:53:09,360 --> 01:53:12,700
A directory of paliers is located under people in the menu bar.

2853
01:53:13,020 --> 01:53:16,400
Searches can be made by email address or by the full name of a person.

2854
01:53:16,480 --> 01:53:18,240
What that is is just getting people comfortable.

2855
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:19,220
Don't be cheeky.

2856
01:53:19,260 --> 01:53:20,060
Thank you very much.

2857
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:20,580
I...

2858
01:53:20,580 --> 01:53:21,840
I haven't found that video.

2859
01:53:21,940 --> 01:53:26,440
I'm glad that you asked about it because I do remember saying Johnny promises that it was going to be found.

2860
01:53:26,780 --> 01:53:31,860
I'm going to look for that box of mini DV tapes and see if I can find...

2861
01:53:31,860 --> 01:53:33,180
I'm going to fucking do that this week.

2862
01:53:33,420 --> 01:53:33,700
Okay?

2863
01:53:33,940 --> 01:53:35,240
I'll give you a definitive answer.

2864
01:53:35,580 --> 01:53:39,440
It will mean me having to dig out an old camcorder that can play the mini DV cassette.

2865
01:53:40,500 --> 01:53:43,180
But if I can find those two items...

2866
01:53:43,180 --> 01:53:44,100
I know I've got the camera.

2867
01:53:44,720 --> 01:53:48,180
If I can find the fucking cassette, then we'll be able to see that video.

2868
01:53:48,460 --> 01:53:51,720
The tale I related on a stream two, three years ago now.

2869
01:53:52,180 --> 01:53:53,700
On a Resident Evil 4 stream.

2870
01:53:54,040 --> 01:53:54,160
Hell.

2871
01:53:54,560 --> 01:53:54,900
Hell.

2872
01:53:54,900 --> 01:53:56,580
I've been watching this show too.

2873
01:53:56,660 --> 01:53:56,980
Hell.

2874
01:53:57,120 --> 01:53:59,440
We might even play a bit of Resident Evil 4.

2875
01:53:59,720 --> 01:54:00,800
Again, for the memories.

2876
01:54:01,280 --> 01:54:05,180
Because they brought out the HD project.

2877
01:54:05,560 --> 01:54:06,020
They're not...

2878
01:54:06,020 --> 01:54:07,580
They're going to remaster or remake it.

2879
01:54:07,760 --> 01:54:10,700
But they're bringing out Resident Evil 4 HD project as well.

2880
01:54:11,160 --> 01:54:11,520
Pow!

2881
01:54:12,000 --> 01:54:12,760
Thanks for the tip.

2882
01:54:12,960 --> 01:54:13,840
Give music.

2883
01:54:13,980 --> 01:54:14,700
Thank you very much.

2884
01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:15,460
And wonky frame.

2885
01:54:15,540 --> 01:54:19,160
With the notion of having a conversation with somebody through this product.

2886
01:54:19,380 --> 01:54:19,760
Interesting.

2887
01:54:19,880 --> 01:54:20,740
Well, I'm going to have to go online.

2888
01:54:21,000 --> 01:54:22,240
Somebody find this product.

2889
01:54:22,240 --> 01:54:24,280
Who Dr. Pow really is.

2890
01:54:24,460 --> 01:54:24,700
That's right.

2891
01:54:25,600 --> 01:54:26,540
Dr. Pow.

2892
01:54:26,860 --> 01:54:28,160
Mystery behind Dr. Pow.

2893
01:54:28,540 --> 01:54:29,100
Thank you.

2894
01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:29,840
Thank you.

2895
01:54:29,860 --> 01:54:30,020
Wow.

2896
01:54:30,120 --> 01:54:31,060
What a show this has been.

2897
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:34,160
Well, Jane, did you discover any chats you might want to try again?

2898
01:54:34,380 --> 01:54:35,020
Yeah, I did.

2899
01:54:35,200 --> 01:54:35,640
Insight.

2900
01:54:35,780 --> 01:54:37,220
I thought that was a great site.

2901
01:54:37,420 --> 01:54:37,560
Why?

2902
01:54:37,680 --> 01:54:40,680
Moderated chats for teens and really topical...

2903
01:54:40,680 --> 01:54:42,140
Why would she want to go on that?

2904
01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:44,560
You know, topics for them to talk about.

2905
01:54:44,620 --> 01:54:45,140
I really like it.

2906
01:54:45,140 --> 01:54:51,800
I love the way each of the presenters doesn't give a fuck about any of the stuff, but they're pretending that they are.

2907
01:54:51,860 --> 01:54:52,880
But that's all part of the act.

2908
01:54:52,980 --> 01:54:53,920
It's all part of the presentation.

2909
01:54:54,140 --> 01:54:54,840
But it's why...

2910
01:54:54,840 --> 01:54:57,900
Stuart seems a lot more convincing sometimes.

2911
01:54:57,900 --> 01:55:00,700
But then oftentimes he's really off the money.

2912
01:55:01,280 --> 01:55:01,680
Withers.

2913
01:55:01,840 --> 01:55:03,180
She puts on a good front.

2914
01:55:03,380 --> 01:55:07,500
But you can tell at the heart of it all, she doesn't give a fuck about the internet.

2915
01:55:07,780 --> 01:55:09,060
And I'm not sure about the other.

2916
01:55:09,160 --> 01:55:09,680
Moderated.

2917
01:55:09,780 --> 01:55:10,620
That's the part you like.

2918
01:55:10,720 --> 01:55:11,380
Well, I think so.

2919
01:55:11,580 --> 01:55:16,000
And I think that there was good structure and there's also really good compelling topics that people could come together with.

2920
01:55:16,140 --> 01:55:16,560
That was good.

2921
01:55:17,040 --> 01:55:18,000
You discover anything new?

2922
01:55:18,160 --> 01:55:20,340
Yeah, I like that chat is really expanding.

2923
01:55:20,740 --> 01:55:23,060
It's no longer just, you know, sitting there and typing in words.

2924
01:55:23,160 --> 01:55:27,880
I mean, you've got this instant messaging where you can actually really have a group experience chatting.

2925
01:55:28,420 --> 01:55:29,180
And I like the...

2926
01:55:29,180 --> 01:55:29,700
Look at this.

2927
01:55:29,820 --> 01:55:30,380
The background.

2928
01:55:30,580 --> 01:55:33,060
Fucking dispatch box on that lad at the back.

2929
01:55:33,100 --> 01:55:34,160
Is that Krauss from...

2930
01:55:34,160 --> 01:55:36,320
That's Krauss from the previous fucking bit.

2931
01:55:36,780 --> 01:55:38,840
Thank you very much, Shkully and Sophistics.

2932
01:55:38,980 --> 01:55:40,260
Let's just go back for a moment.

2933
01:55:42,840 --> 01:55:44,140
There he is there, look.

2934
01:55:44,860 --> 01:55:45,940
And then look.

2935
01:55:47,260 --> 01:55:48,140
Look here.

2936
01:55:48,560 --> 01:55:49,680
When we get to this lad.

2937
01:55:50,480 --> 01:55:52,920
Instant messaging where you can actually really have a group.

2938
01:55:55,500 --> 01:55:55,860
Woo!

2939
01:56:03,420 --> 01:56:05,420
Tonight at nine on Dispatches.

2940
01:56:05,780 --> 01:56:08,300
The guest that wouldn't go away.

2941
01:56:09,660 --> 01:56:11,740
The guest that wouldn't go home.

2942
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:17,140
He was the man who invited a world into his pal chat room.

2943
01:56:17,780 --> 01:56:19,420
And then refused to leave.

2944
01:56:20,380 --> 01:56:21,520
Find out more tonight.

2945
01:56:22,480 --> 01:56:26,560
A Manx TT dispatch box in the Isle of Man tonight.

2946
01:56:26,560 --> 01:56:32,560
Oooooooohhhhhh

2947
01:56:32,560 --> 01:56:35,560
Oooooooohhhhhh

2948
01:56:35,560 --> 01:56:39,560
Oooooooohhhhhh

2949
01:56:39,560 --> 01:56:41,560
Oooooooohhhhhh

2950
01:56:41,560 --> 01:56:43,560
Oooooooohhhhhh

2951
01:56:43,560 --> 01:56:47,560
Group experience chatting and I like the cameras

2952
01:56:47,560 --> 01:56:49,560
He's still there!

2953
01:56:49,560 --> 01:56:51,560
See you see it's a load of cuck

2954
01:56:51,560 --> 01:56:53,560
There he is look!

2955
01:56:53,560 --> 01:56:56,560
Wooooohhhhhh

2956
01:56:56,560 --> 01:56:59,560
I love this stuff I love when you see something like this

2957
01:56:59,560 --> 01:57:02,560
Video element into it and I think video

2958
01:57:02,560 --> 01:57:06,560
I want to spin around on my fucking chair but I don't have a spinny chair anymore

2959
01:57:06,560 --> 01:57:10,560
Conferencing is you know here and at least right around the corner in a lot of companies

2960
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:13,560
What I like about the chat thing especially the hip hop chat room I went into I mean I

2961
01:57:13,560 --> 01:57:17,560
Did he fuck like the hip hop? He's not arsed!

2962
01:57:17,560 --> 01:57:21,560
It's not your demographic Stu, not your demographic

2963
01:57:21,560 --> 01:57:23,560
I don't know a lot about the hip hop scene but what's really

2964
01:57:23,560 --> 01:57:24,560
You do now

2965
01:57:24,560 --> 01:57:26,560
He's lying MC Stu

2966
01:57:26,560 --> 01:57:27,560
What about the chat thing?

2967
01:57:27,560 --> 01:57:31,560
I don't know much about the hip hop scene but I had a lot of fun

2968
01:57:31,560 --> 01:57:35,560
Especially the hip hop chat room I went into I mean I don't know a lot about the hip hop scene but what's really

2969
01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:36,560
You do now

2970
01:57:36,560 --> 01:57:37,560
I do now that's right because you think

2971
01:57:37,560 --> 01:57:38,560
I do now

2972
01:57:38,560 --> 01:57:40,560
I want to see pictures

2973
01:57:40,560 --> 01:57:41,560
I want to see pictures

2974
01:57:41,560 --> 01:57:44,560
Maybe I'll just fucking go on photoshop now and make one

2975
01:57:44,560 --> 01:57:48,560
I just want to see him in a kind of I want to see album covers with him on it

2976
01:57:48,560 --> 01:57:50,560
Do you know the one they

2977
01:57:50,560 --> 01:57:51,560
The one

2978
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:53,560
I'm just not fucking kidding

2979
01:57:53,560 --> 01:57:55,560
Get into a conversation you might never otherwise get into

2980
01:57:55,560 --> 01:57:59,560
There's no point in me saying what I want to see and then just not making it

2981
01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:00,560
I'll have to make it now

2982
01:58:00,560 --> 01:58:02,560
That'll be for the next episode

2983
01:58:02,560 --> 01:58:03,560
Hip hop Stu

2984
01:58:03,560 --> 01:58:04,560
I don't travel in those circles

2985
01:58:04,560 --> 01:58:07,560
I don't get to make a little rap video with samples from this

2986
01:58:07,560 --> 01:58:10,560
I don't travel in those circles I don't get into any of those

2987
01:58:10,560 --> 01:58:11,560
Start a watch Stu

2988
01:58:11,560 --> 01:58:13,560
What are you going to say next?

2989
01:58:13,560 --> 01:58:16,560
You get into a conversation you might never otherwise get into

2990
01:58:16,560 --> 01:58:19,560
I mean I don't travel in those circles I don't get to talk to those guys

2991
01:58:22,560 --> 01:58:23,560
Whoa, whoa Stu

2992
01:58:23,560 --> 01:58:25,560
Those guys

2993
01:58:25,560 --> 01:58:28,560
But I did get to talk to them in this chat room and man I learned a lot about what

2994
01:58:29,560 --> 01:58:31,560
Ice Stube

2995
01:58:31,560 --> 01:58:33,560
There's Tony B there in the chat

2996
01:58:33,560 --> 01:58:35,560
Stu Pack

2997
01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:37,560
Vulcanito says Stu Pack

2998
01:58:38,560 --> 01:58:39,560
Woo

2999
01:58:39,560 --> 01:58:41,560
Stu Tang Clan thank you very much

3000
01:58:41,560 --> 01:58:42,560
Disco Stu

3001
01:58:42,560 --> 01:58:43,560
Stu

3002
01:58:43,560 --> 01:58:46,560
What really goes on in that world so I think the chat stuff is really cool

3003
01:58:46,560 --> 01:58:48,560
Anyhow that's it on chatting on

3004
01:58:48,560 --> 01:58:50,560
On mine we'll see here next week

3005
01:58:50,560 --> 01:58:53,560
Look at this weird the fucking little transition at the end

3006
01:58:53,560 --> 01:58:55,560
What goes on in that world so I think the chat stuff is really cool

3007
01:58:55,560 --> 01:58:58,560
Anyhow that's it on chatting on mine we'll see here next week

3008
01:58:58,560 --> 01:59:03,560
And the resolution on that the last few frames he looks kind of fucking

3009
01:59:04,560 --> 01:59:09,560
He looks like a PS1 era baddie you know like the pixelated

3010
01:59:09,560 --> 01:59:16,260
I don't know a lot about what really goes on in that world, so I think the chat stuff is really cool.

3011
01:59:16,680 --> 01:59:19,820
Anyhow, that's it on chatting online. We'll see you here next week at the Internet.

3012
01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:27,460
I wonder if we've got any sort of... Let me just see if we can get a video game baddie or something.

3013
01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:28,960
Sound going here.

3014
01:59:33,540 --> 01:59:37,600
Red alert. Like a fucking Command and Conquer red alert, but he's smiling.

3015
01:59:37,600 --> 01:59:48,400
But that... Look at the frame there. The artifacts around the face. The way that the compression technology was enough to get the face.

3016
01:59:48,480 --> 01:59:51,520
That's a good picture in there. Stu32, thanks very much.

3017
01:59:51,680 --> 01:59:54,800
That was really cool. Anyhow, that's it on chatting online. We'll see.

3018
01:59:54,800 --> 01:59:56,900
Let's try this one there.

3019
01:59:56,900 --> 02:00:10,740
You have reached the end of the episode.

3020
02:00:10,740 --> 02:00:16,420
But you have only just begun your quest into the descent into hell.

3021
02:00:17,100 --> 02:00:20,660
Are you ready for the next chapter of Net Cafe?

3022
02:00:22,660 --> 02:00:26,180
Don't fool us. We won't be fooled.

3023
02:00:26,180 --> 02:00:30,820
No way will we be fooled by your presence in the Net Cafe.

3024
02:00:30,820 --> 02:00:35,460
Upstairs, there is a room full of boxes of Windows 95.

3025
02:00:35,460 --> 02:00:49,020
If you progress to there, if you do everything you can, if you do the side quests, and take all the boxes and play all the max to do Superbike, then you will proceed to the next level.

3026
02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:51,980
Until then, welcome to Net Cafe.

3027
02:00:52,360 --> 02:00:53,480
Wow, what a cut.

3028
02:00:54,020 --> 02:00:54,600
What a cut.

3029
02:00:55,400 --> 02:00:57,540
What a lovely cut at the end of that as well.

3030
02:00:57,540 --> 02:01:04,500
The Internet Cafe is brought to you by Z Auction, the live online shopping experience.

3031
02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:17,380
Additional funding from PC Connection and Mac Connection, the catalog and online superstore with PC and Mac products, toll-free technical support, and overnight delivery.

3032
02:01:18,660 --> 02:01:27,420
And by Windows Magazine, delivering desktop, enterprise, and internet computing news, reviews, features, and how-tos for a Windows world.

3033
02:01:27,620 --> 02:01:29,680
Because the world runs on Windows.

3034
02:01:30,760 --> 02:01:33,020
Additional funding from SoftSource, Inc.

3035
02:01:33,740 --> 02:01:38,420
Publishers of ProOne Software, educational software for young adults.

3036
02:01:41,300 --> 02:01:50,260
To purchase a videotaped copy of today's program, call toll-free 1-888-310-7850.

3037
02:01:50,900 --> 02:01:53,520
Please specify the show number and the topic.

3038
02:01:53,520 --> 02:02:15,880
Okay, we'll see you later.

3039
02:02:16,000 --> 02:02:16,740
Thanks very much.

3040
02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:18,220
It's good to be back.

3041
02:02:18,220 --> 02:02:22,820
It was a great episode of Net Cafe, Pat 32.

3042
02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:24,860
We had more.

3043
02:02:25,060 --> 02:02:27,100
I think, Tommy, did we have more to give?

3044
02:02:28,740 --> 02:02:30,520
We did, but I'm fucking wrecked.

3045
02:02:30,560 --> 02:02:31,840
I think you're about to pass out.

3046
02:02:33,500 --> 02:02:33,900
Twisted.

3047
02:02:34,480 --> 02:02:35,220
Twisted stuff.

3048
02:02:35,520 --> 02:02:36,460
We'll see you later, guys.

3049
02:02:37,200 --> 02:02:38,060
Thanks very much.

3050
02:02:38,080 --> 02:02:39,580
Thanks very much for tuning in, everyone.

3051
02:02:39,920 --> 02:02:40,920
It's great to be back.

3052
02:02:40,980 --> 02:02:41,840
We'll talk to you later on.

3053
02:02:42,200 --> 02:02:43,220
What the fuck's this?

3054
02:02:46,820 --> 02:02:49,060
We veered into strange territory here.

3055
02:03:00,340 --> 02:03:02,880
Random suggested video, lads.

3056
02:03:03,040 --> 02:03:04,640
Random suggested video.

3057
02:03:04,740 --> 02:03:08,940
The Student Internet Cafe, Karper Mears.

3058
02:03:09,180 --> 02:03:11,620
Must be a place out in India or Pakistan or something.

3059
02:03:14,340 --> 02:03:16,620
Sorry about the noise level.

3060
02:03:18,300 --> 02:03:20,260
Let's just put this tunage to it.

3061
02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:21,360
Look at the setup.

3062
02:03:22,320 --> 02:03:23,080
What's going on?

3063
02:03:32,360 --> 02:03:33,320
We'll leave you with this.

3064
02:03:33,400 --> 02:03:34,100
We'll leave you with this.

3065
02:03:34,180 --> 02:03:35,080
We'll talk to you later on.

3066
02:03:35,700 --> 02:03:36,380
Thanks very much.

3067
02:03:36,460 --> 02:03:37,160
Run the Stoess.

3068
02:03:37,600 --> 02:03:37,960
Stu32.

3069
02:03:38,160 --> 02:03:38,800
We'll talk to you later.

3070
02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:39,500
Thanks very much.

3071
02:03:39,500 --> 02:03:39,560
Thanks very much.

3072
02:03:39,560 --> 02:03:40,560
Thanks.

3073
02:03:40,560 --> 02:03:41,560
Thanks.

3074
02:03:41,560 --> 02:03:42,560
Thanks.

3075
02:03:42,560 --> 02:04:12,540
*Bad music*

3076
02:04:12,540 --> 02:04:19,540
*Bad music*

3077
02:04:19,540 --> 02:04:23,540
What was that? Something exchanged hand there.

3078
02:04:23,540 --> 02:04:26,540
*Bad music*

3079
02:04:26,540 --> 02:04:40,540
*Bad music*

3080
02:04:40,540 --> 02:04:42,540
*Bad music*

3081
02:04:42,540 --> 02:04:44,540
*Bad music*

3082
02:04:44,540 --> 02:04:45,540
*Bad music*

3083
02:04:45,540 --> 02:05:12,380
The students internet cafe. The transactions. The rupees. The depravity. Windows XP on 4.

3084
02:05:12,380 --> 02:05:14,380
*Sigh*

3085
02:05:14,380 --> 02:05:16,380
*Sigh*

3086
02:05:16,380 --> 02:05:18,380
*Sigh*

3087
02:05:18,380 --> 02:05:20,380
*Sigh*

3088
02:05:20,380 --> 02:05:22,380
*Sigh*

3089
02:05:22,380 --> 02:05:24,380
*Sigh*

3090
02:05:24,380 --> 02:05:26,380
*Sigh*

3091
02:05:26,380 --> 02:05:28,380
*Sigh*

3092
02:05:28,380 --> 02:05:32,380
Why is there a fucking tea towel over the PC? That's gonna fuck up the ventilation.

3093
02:05:32,380 --> 02:05:34,380
*Sigh*

3094
02:05:34,380 --> 02:05:36,380
*Sigh*

3095
02:05:36,380 --> 02:05:38,380
Tonight's at 9 on dispatches.

3096
02:05:38,380 --> 02:05:40,380
Do you know this man? Have you seen him?

3097
02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:41,380
Please.

3098
02:05:41,380 --> 02:05:48,280
Please, please, we need to know.

3099
02:05:48,280 --> 02:05:50,820
*SMSS*

3100
02:05:50,820 --> 02:05:51,980
*SMSS*

3101
02:05:51,980 --> 02:05:53,980
*SMSS*

3102
02:05:53,980 --> 02:05:55,480
*SMSS*

3103
02:05:55,480 --> 02:05:56,480
*SMSS*

3104
02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:57,480
*SMSS*

3105
02:05:57,480 --> 02:05:58,480
*SMSS*

3106
02:05:58,480 --> 02:05:59,480
*SMSS*

3107
02:05:59,480 --> 02:06:01,480
*SMSS*

3108
02:06:01,480 --> 02:06:03,480
*SMSS*

3109
02:06:03,480 --> 02:06:05,480
*SMSS*

3110
02:06:05,480 --> 02:06:07,480
Good night lads, see ya!

3111
02:06:07,480 --> 02:06:09,480
*SMSS*

3112
02:06:09,480 --> 02:06:22,420
*SMSS*