1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 *music* 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 *music* 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:19,960 *music* 4 00:01:19,960 --> 00:01:22,580 How's it going, everybody? How are you doing? What's the story? 5 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:27,040 How the hell is life treating you tonight? 6 00:01:27,700 --> 00:01:31,740 Hopefully life is treating you better than some of the absolute detritus 7 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:37,720 that we're going to dispatch at the hands of some heavy, heavy weaponry very, very soon. 8 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:43,720 Life is going to leave their souls in a fast and abrupt way. 9 00:01:43,900 --> 00:01:46,800 It's going to be an abrupt ending to their lives. 10 00:01:47,540 --> 00:01:50,500 We're going to witness it in all its HD glory. 11 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:56,140 A few naysayers saying that this game is not even an upgrade to the original there. 12 00:01:56,540 --> 00:01:59,960 To them, I say, leave it alone. 13 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,240 We're halfway through. I don't want to hear it. 14 00:02:03,420 --> 00:02:08,660 Even though I did look at the PS4 Pro version that was uploaded there onto YouTube. 15 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:13,460 I have to say, it actually looks better than this game. 16 00:02:13,460 --> 00:02:15,180 I'll stop the bossing over there. 17 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,440 It does actually look better than this. 18 00:02:17,540 --> 00:02:20,880 I don't even know what these guys were saying when it was a HD project. 19 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,560 Kevin Beijing, thanks very much. 20 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,920 Can you say hi to Geordie B. Pettison for me? 21 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,500 I will do when we see him. 22 00:02:26,760 --> 00:02:27,820 As and when we get him. 23 00:02:28,360 --> 00:02:30,420 But right now it's all about dispatching this guy. 24 00:02:31,220 --> 00:02:34,580 Lord Sadler's fucking right hand, Man- 25 00:02:34,580 --> 00:02:35,600 Man-Man-Stein. 26 00:02:36,660 --> 00:02:38,740 He's got a dodgy couple of eyes on him. 27 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:39,720 He's a big fucker. 28 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,000 He looks like the Undertaker from the wrestling. 29 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:45,300 And I've missed out there because I've been talking shite. 30 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:49,020 We're going to have to go back and do the whole thing again. 31 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:52,200 Fuck. 32 00:02:53,580 --> 00:02:55,740 Thanks very much anyway for the tip though as well. 33 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,020 And none other than Shmoobly Dong. 34 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,080 Thank you very much there. 35 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,320 Missed you the past year. 36 00:03:00,540 --> 00:03:02,420 Will you do the Resident Evil Village expansion? 37 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:05,280 And do you expect to be doing any Warzone again anytime soon? 38 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:06,620 Thank you for the content. 39 00:03:06,860 --> 00:03:07,580 For the content. 40 00:03:07,700 --> 00:03:08,660 I thought you said for the consent. 41 00:03:10,120 --> 00:03:10,520 Warzone. 42 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:12,360 Tell you something about that. 43 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:14,940 I'm not sure because you have to get that on the- 44 00:03:14,940 --> 00:03:18,540 Is it the Xbox X or the fucking PS5? 45 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:19,920 I have the PS4. 46 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:22,360 But I don't think- 47 00:03:22,360 --> 00:03:23,880 Say if in future- 48 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,740 Say I want to play the campaign for the crack. 49 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,640 But I want to play Warzone in years to come. 50 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:30,700 Probably best to- 51 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:32,420 Not get it on the PS4. 52 00:03:32,460 --> 00:03:33,640 You have to buy it again on the- 53 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:36,060 But then you have to go and get one of the next gen consoles. 54 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:37,560 They're on their 500. 55 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,560 I mean- 56 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,700 There's still life in the PS4 yet. 57 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:42,800 Where it doesn't do 60 frames. 58 00:03:43,080 --> 00:03:44,220 What am I going to do? 59 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:45,780 What am I going to do? 60 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,600 And do you know what I mean? 61 00:03:47,640 --> 00:03:49,980 I don't like selling or getting rid of the old consoles. 62 00:03:50,100 --> 00:03:51,240 I usually just put them in the attic. 63 00:03:51,620 --> 00:03:52,780 With the box of tapes. 64 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:54,580 That I will be getting at some stage. 65 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:57,720 Throughout the forthcoming week or so. 66 00:03:58,180 --> 00:04:01,480 And having a look for the golden don't be cheeky tape. 67 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:05,460 Now I just need to make sure I do the quick time event very quickly here. 68 00:04:05,920 --> 00:04:06,800 D and A. 69 00:04:08,340 --> 00:04:11,180 It could be a random generator though. 70 00:04:11,240 --> 00:04:13,400 I might have to press two different buttons at the same time. 71 00:04:13,940 --> 00:04:15,560 Might not be a DNA situation. 72 00:04:15,700 --> 00:04:17,100 It could be two mouse buttons. 73 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:18,480 Let's have a look. 74 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:19,720 Let's have a look. 75 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:21,280 Let's have a look. 76 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:24,840 It was two mouse buttons. 77 00:04:25,060 --> 00:04:25,560 I pressed- 78 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:25,920 Yeah. 79 00:04:26,260 --> 00:04:27,760 I pressed DNA as well just- 80 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,620 Just to be sure. 81 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:29,380 To be safe. 82 00:04:34,980 --> 00:04:39,140 Leon thinks it's all done and dusted there. 83 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,420 But look. 84 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,300 We could be here for some time. 85 00:04:42,380 --> 00:04:45,040 As I recall this took us a bit of time the last time as well. 86 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,580 But with a bit of luck. 87 00:04:46,880 --> 00:04:49,340 We're going to clock Resident Evil tonight. 88 00:04:51,260 --> 00:04:53,760 I've penciled it in for tonight. 89 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:54,460 Finish it. 90 00:04:54,660 --> 00:04:54,920 Do you know? 91 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,280 And then maybe come down- 92 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:58,860 Come down off the buzz of finishing the game. 93 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,120 With a bit of Shiffey at the end of the stream. 94 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:02,100 Have a look. 95 00:05:03,520 --> 00:05:04,720 But I don't know why. 96 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:05,840 I'm just taking the Red 9. 97 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:07,580 It could be an absolute blunderguff. 98 00:05:08,660 --> 00:05:11,020 I haven't even reloaded the weapons that I have. 99 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,240 It's a real amateur setup at the moment. 100 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:15,060 Amateur hour. 101 00:05:24,780 --> 00:05:25,180 TMP. 102 00:05:25,800 --> 00:05:26,780 You know me. 103 00:05:29,320 --> 00:05:30,020 Get this- 104 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:31,760 Get this shoddy too hotty going. 105 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:32,000 Right. 106 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:32,620 He's still here. 107 00:05:33,380 --> 00:05:34,360 He's not great, is he? 108 00:05:35,060 --> 00:05:35,780 Oh, he is. 109 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:37,140 He's actually good enough. 110 00:05:37,140 --> 00:05:42,640 There's barrels you can blow up against him. 111 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:43,140 I see. 112 00:05:44,220 --> 00:05:45,080 What about that though? 113 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:46,640 What about that though, huh? 114 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:49,800 I fucking- 115 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:50,740 I think I used that there. 116 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:51,760 No, no, no. 117 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:55,760 We've still got three shots left in this. 118 00:06:06,320 --> 00:06:07,120 Put that in there. 119 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,820 I think he's coming for us at pace here. 120 00:06:11,940 --> 00:06:14,240 Now he's changing into a different form. 121 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,600 He's gonna go into a two-man group. 122 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:20,600 It's a two-man affair. 123 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:21,500 He's going swinging. 124 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:24,200 He's like a trapeze artist on heat. 125 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,440 With the shotgun loaded up. 126 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:27,980 That's okay. 127 00:06:28,060 --> 00:06:28,840 It's in a different form. 128 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:34,060 I think it's sniper rifle scenario for this take-home pay here. 129 00:06:36,040 --> 00:06:36,680 That's one. 130 00:06:37,960 --> 00:06:40,220 There's a little beast of the fucker right there as well. 131 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:42,040 Come on. 132 00:06:42,140 --> 00:06:42,380 Come on. 133 00:06:42,420 --> 00:06:42,700 Where are you? 134 00:06:43,740 --> 00:06:44,400 That's great. 135 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:46,500 One in the head maybe. 136 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:46,920 Maybe. 137 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:47,460 Maybe. 138 00:06:48,460 --> 00:06:49,680 That's one in the chest. 139 00:06:50,340 --> 00:06:50,920 He's swinging. 140 00:06:51,500 --> 00:06:52,520 Swing bapaloola. 141 00:06:53,040 --> 00:06:57,620 We've got no more herbs inside the chambermaid. 142 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,580 Known as the attache case. 143 00:06:59,660 --> 00:07:01,480 We're gonna go to the shotgun here. 144 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:05,300 I think he's taking the pace. 145 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:05,940 I think he's going. 146 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:06,760 He's going ham. 147 00:07:10,480 --> 00:07:10,840 Fuck. 148 00:07:14,200 --> 00:07:14,560 Fuck. 149 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:22,440 If I can climb up here. 150 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:23,320 Will he get to us though? 151 00:07:23,420 --> 00:07:24,240 If there's a herb up here. 152 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:24,920 That would be nice. 153 00:07:25,360 --> 00:07:26,640 There was a herb up here all along. 154 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,160 There's a herb over there. 155 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:30,680 Is it green? 156 00:07:31,940 --> 00:07:32,720 It's yellow. 157 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,460 It's yellow. 158 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,700 Take the green herb. 159 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:40,060 Yes. 160 00:07:43,660 --> 00:07:44,020 Fuck. 161 00:07:44,220 --> 00:07:44,640 He's got us. 162 00:07:44,700 --> 00:07:45,080 He's got us. 163 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:45,500 It's death. 164 00:07:46,580 --> 00:07:47,460 He's not got us. 165 00:07:48,320 --> 00:07:49,320 I think I've killed him. 166 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:50,800 First goal. 167 00:07:50,980 --> 00:07:51,540 First try. 168 00:07:51,840 --> 00:07:52,640 And look at that. 169 00:07:53,020 --> 00:07:53,740 Can you believe it? 170 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:54,640 Would you believe it Tom? 171 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,740 An eye is falling out of this stupid head. 172 00:07:58,620 --> 00:07:58,980 Unbelievable. 173 00:07:59,820 --> 00:08:01,880 Bit of cheeky business now from the man. 174 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:04,560 What an absolute blunder splat. 175 00:08:04,760 --> 00:08:06,320 And the eye out of his head as well. 176 00:08:06,420 --> 00:08:07,280 Come back for the lashes. 177 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:07,660 Let's go. 178 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:07,960 Glad. 179 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:11,100 Thanks very much for that Tom. 180 00:08:11,380 --> 00:08:13,900 Thank you very much as well to none other than. 181 00:08:14,340 --> 00:08:15,040 Feeling hot. 182 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:15,380 Hot. 183 00:08:15,520 --> 00:08:15,720 Hot. 184 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,400 Ba-doom-doom. 185 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:16,840 Doom. 186 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:17,160 Doom. 187 00:08:17,340 --> 00:08:17,560 Doom. 188 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:17,980 Doom. 189 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:18,740 Feeling hot. 190 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:19,140 Hot. 191 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:19,460 Hot. 192 00:08:20,460 --> 00:08:21,280 Yeah sorry. 193 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,540 I just want to reiterate there. 194 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,740 Francis was saying thank you to Tim Reedy. 195 00:08:24,900 --> 00:08:27,860 He actually got lost in a feeling hot hot hot dance off. 196 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:29,440 Quality bit of business. 197 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:30,560 Clutch kill. 198 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:33,440 Sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet piece of beef. 199 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:36,900 An unbelievable tip from Rip Rip Aronis. 200 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:37,740 Rim TeeDee. 201 00:08:37,980 --> 00:08:38,500 Out there. 202 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:39,420 Not being greedy. 203 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,220 In fact. 204 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:41,240 Is it quite opposite? 205 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:42,000 Is it dispatching? 206 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:44,080 Lovely little tip of runners at pace. 207 00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:46,020 And none other than your man. 208 00:08:46,300 --> 00:08:46,960 Brooklyn Lukey. 209 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,180 Thank you very much. 210 00:08:48,180 --> 00:08:49,060 And what about that? 211 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:49,940 It wasn't fluky. 212 00:08:50,540 --> 00:08:55,440 A lovely piece of pudding playing out from Francis Higgins. 213 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:56,160 The nephew. 214 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:58,080 Very very proud of him today. 215 00:08:59,120 --> 00:09:02,160 Thanks very much there Tom for your pride. 216 00:09:02,860 --> 00:09:04,060 And it's pride month. 217 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:07,740 Not for anyone in a different subset or community. 218 00:09:08,100 --> 00:09:09,440 But it's pride for here. 219 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,120 For us to get through. 220 00:09:11,660 --> 00:09:13,440 The boss battle with no hell. 221 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:14,160 Okay. 222 00:09:15,420 --> 00:09:15,740 Yep. 223 00:09:15,880 --> 00:09:19,900 It's not an LGBTQ piece of pride. 224 00:09:20,300 --> 00:09:23,340 It's a lovely piece of death pride. 225 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:27,940 Pride in our undertaking of dispatchment. 226 00:09:28,540 --> 00:09:31,500 Against some of these absolute scumbags. 227 00:09:31,860 --> 00:09:34,760 In this hell forsaken world. 228 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,000 Look at the goop on that eyeball. 229 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:38,560 And now quick time event. 230 00:09:38,660 --> 00:09:38,920 Francis. 231 00:09:40,940 --> 00:09:41,900 I don't think. 232 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,580 I don't think it is a quick time event. 233 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,100 Thanks very much. 234 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,580 We got the false eye. 235 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,460 It's a lovely false eye. 236 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:50,540 And that can sit behind the two strikers. 237 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:53,220 And then actually take the fucking striker roll. 238 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:56,240 As a false eye roll up front. 239 00:09:57,000 --> 00:09:57,840 Look at this. 240 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:58,980 Put that. 241 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:00,380 We'll switch that around. 242 00:10:00,880 --> 00:10:02,100 Switch blade Sam. 243 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:02,880 That's the name. 244 00:10:02,940 --> 00:10:03,640 Don't wear it out. 245 00:10:04,060 --> 00:10:04,920 It's not going to go there. 246 00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:05,220 It is. 247 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:05,540 It is. 248 00:10:08,540 --> 00:10:09,060 How. 249 00:10:09,920 --> 00:10:11,140 Why is it not going there? 250 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:17,360 Why is it not fitting in there? 251 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:17,520 Look. 252 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:17,940 There's two. 253 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:18,800 Two slots. 254 00:10:19,960 --> 00:10:20,480 Two sli. 255 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:21,940 Have been informed. 256 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:24,540 And I put it down there. 257 00:10:26,080 --> 00:10:26,840 Oh you have to go. 258 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:27,580 Yeah. 259 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,520 There you have to go like that. 260 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:28,640 Do you? 261 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:31,260 Yeah. 262 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:32,900 There's no items outside the case though. 263 00:10:35,380 --> 00:10:36,160 And I've got all the things. 264 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,340 Maybe a glitch in the matrix. 265 00:10:37,340 --> 00:10:38,360 Thanks very much there. 266 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,080 For the. 267 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:40,820 Lovely. 268 00:10:40,940 --> 00:10:41,520 Lovely tip there. 269 00:10:41,580 --> 00:10:41,940 Tim really. 270 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,540 Shout out to my long suffering friend. 271 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:43,900 James. 272 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,420 Who is currently sitting at home. 273 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:47,400 Just make sure we've got everything here. 274 00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:47,700 James. 275 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,280 Before we. 276 00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:49,740 Dispatch any. 277 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,100 Good well wishes towards you. 278 00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:53,560 Where Ashley is. 279 00:10:53,620 --> 00:10:54,280 Is she waiting outside? 280 00:10:54,740 --> 00:10:55,800 Thanks very much there. 281 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:56,560 James. 282 00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:57,700 Who is currently sitting at home. 283 00:10:57,960 --> 00:10:58,980 Not watching the stream. 284 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:00,060 Keep her lit big man. 285 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:00,780 All kidding aside. 286 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:01,800 Probably actually watching. 287 00:11:01,880 --> 00:11:02,800 And now made a fool of myself. 288 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:03,480 Well. 289 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:05,220 It's not that much of a foolish scenario. 290 00:11:05,220 --> 00:11:06,060 Really is it? 291 00:11:06,220 --> 00:11:06,540 I mean. 292 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,700 Even if he wasn't watching. 293 00:11:08,520 --> 00:11:10,440 He's not going to be fucking having a go at you. 294 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:11,800 For not fucking saying hello. 295 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:13,420 Francis Pride. 296 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,300 Thank you very much. 297 00:11:14,380 --> 00:11:15,260 Now you say we're here. 298 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:16,100 We are queer. 299 00:11:16,220 --> 00:11:17,840 We don't want any more beers. 300 00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:19,600 Or bears. 301 00:11:19,980 --> 00:11:20,200 Oh. 302 00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:20,760 Instead of beers. 303 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:20,960 Yeah. 304 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:21,740 Bears would be. 305 00:11:21,980 --> 00:11:22,200 Yeah. 306 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:23,240 Look. 307 00:11:23,340 --> 00:11:23,720 Boss Pride. 308 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,340 Thanks very much. 309 00:11:24,400 --> 00:11:24,760 And Heron. 310 00:11:24,820 --> 00:11:25,500 Thanks very much. 311 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:27,160 Absolutely sensual clutch. 312 00:11:27,160 --> 00:11:27,700 Right there. 313 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:29,080 Against Mr. Mendez. 314 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:30,600 Not sure if that was his name. 315 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:31,980 Just going to clear up here. 316 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,060 And make sure we've got all these little collectible items. 317 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:34,800 Before we leave. 318 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,920 And that's a lovely little bit. 319 00:11:37,100 --> 00:11:38,060 Bit of pudding plays. 320 00:11:38,140 --> 00:11:38,680 Or Jamesy. 321 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,000 Thank you very much for the. 322 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:41,320 It won't open James. 323 00:11:41,740 --> 00:11:42,660 It will not open. 324 00:11:43,260 --> 00:11:44,500 Thanks very much for the tip. 325 00:11:45,540 --> 00:11:47,800 Do you have to blast your way out of this. 326 00:11:47,840 --> 00:11:48,540 Or what's the story? 327 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:52,080 Shotgun shells there. 328 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:52,480 Okay. 329 00:11:52,480 --> 00:11:58,360 Might have to go up to the stairs there. 330 00:11:58,400 --> 00:11:59,420 Thanks very much Jamesy. 331 00:11:59,460 --> 00:12:00,100 Francis Pride. 332 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:00,760 Boss Pride. 333 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:01,940 And Heron. 334 00:12:02,060 --> 00:12:02,340 Brooklyn. 335 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:02,640 Luke. 336 00:12:02,700 --> 00:12:03,880 Hoping for a stream tonight. 337 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:04,960 Any games. 338 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,060 Movie shows coming out. 339 00:12:06,100 --> 00:12:07,020 That you're looking forward to. 340 00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:08,660 Well I'm not sure. 341 00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:09,780 I don't mind a bit of Shafé. 342 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:10,480 Late night Shafé. 343 00:12:10,580 --> 00:12:11,440 It'd be nice for myself. 344 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:12,940 I'm not sure about Francis. 345 00:12:13,540 --> 00:12:14,420 Let's just see how this goes. 346 00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:15,560 Let's try and get out of here first. 347 00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:16,640 And maybe consult the chat. 348 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:17,480 Liam Rogers. 349 00:12:17,540 --> 00:12:18,000 Are you there? 350 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:19,520 Yeah Liam. 351 00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:20,720 What's the story? 352 00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:22,380 How the hell are we doing? 353 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:23,440 And where are we going here? 354 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:24,560 Just try and. 355 00:12:25,560 --> 00:12:27,240 Make that chat window a little bit bigger. 356 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:28,080 Because I can't see it. 357 00:12:28,140 --> 00:12:29,000 There's a bit of trouble there. 358 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:29,940 Trying to read the. 359 00:12:30,260 --> 00:12:31,040 The text. 360 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:34,940 Hole in the wall apparently. 361 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:36,740 Says Ragman do. 362 00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:38,480 Captain sack. 363 00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:40,440 Thank you very much for the sack there. 364 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,280 The sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet sweet little sack. 365 00:12:43,420 --> 00:12:44,340 Jesse Marsh out. 366 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,060 Or keep the American dream alive. 367 00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:48,400 It's hard to know really. 368 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:48,880 Isn't it? 369 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,200 What the fucking story is. 370 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:52,740 Give him a few more games and see. 371 00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:53,840 What I mean. 372 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:54,800 Ghost hits up. 373 00:12:55,180 --> 00:12:56,100 Questions asked. 374 00:12:56,320 --> 00:12:56,700 Soon. 375 00:12:57,020 --> 00:12:57,900 Rather than later. 376 00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,600 I thought he would have been gone already. 377 00:12:59,980 --> 00:13:01,060 But I'm not sure. 378 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:01,820 To be honest with you. 379 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:03,420 It's a fucking shit show. 380 00:13:04,060 --> 00:13:05,040 Really is a shit show. 381 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,580 And probably should have just. 382 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:09,360 Why wouldn't you just bought a fucking goal scorer? 383 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:09,880 You know. 384 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,040 All the money that was being pissed away on different. 385 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,060 This that and the other. 386 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:14,980 Forget about that anyway. 387 00:13:15,340 --> 00:13:16,880 Just beside the big lad's body. 388 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,300 Says Aaron Flood. 389 00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:18,840 What's that? 390 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:23,020 This is not the pace that I wanted to start the stream with. 391 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:23,560 To be honest. 392 00:13:26,080 --> 00:13:27,040 Hole in the wall. 393 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:27,700 Ah. 394 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:28,780 Here is it. 395 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:29,780 No. 396 00:13:29,780 --> 00:13:29,800 No. 397 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:39,080 What the fuck? 398 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:43,640 How you get out boss? 399 00:13:43,740 --> 00:13:45,000 Just through the little part there. 400 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:45,600 To your right. 401 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:46,100 Huh? 402 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:49,100 Oh yeah. 403 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:49,980 There's a fire though. 404 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:50,880 Okay. 405 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:52,420 Thanks very much there. 406 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,900 Sorry for getting a little bit abrupt. 407 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:54,900 And indignant. 408 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,760 I was just getting a little bit confused. 409 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,080 Scared and confused. 410 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:00,780 I didn't know what to do. 411 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:04,040 Right. 412 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:04,060 Right. 413 00:14:04,120 --> 00:14:07,420 We've got this president's daughter crack going now. 414 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:07,900 Late night. 415 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,120 Thank you very much. 416 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:09,540 And Giller. 417 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:10,300 Thank you very much. 418 00:14:10,360 --> 00:14:11,860 Say hello to my wife. 419 00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:12,340 Caram. 420 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,040 How are you getting on Caram? 421 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:16,540 Hope you're doing well. 422 00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:17,740 You're a great wife. 423 00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,100 You're a fantastic wife. 424 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:23,800 And I think we're all envious of Giller for his great wife. 425 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:26,400 All the best to Giller's wife tonight. 426 00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:28,980 And best luck for the future as well. 427 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,480 Thanks very much for the tip. 428 00:14:31,700 --> 00:14:32,080 Good night. 429 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:32,660 God bless. 430 00:14:34,900 --> 00:14:37,100 I think this is the right way to go about things. 431 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,800 Because we've got that eyeball. 432 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,900 We stick that into the castle door. 433 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,280 That brings us into Castle Bar. 434 00:14:42,860 --> 00:14:44,460 Then we head into Market Square. 435 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:46,180 Maybe even into Dunn's. 436 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,120 And then onto Tesco for a double supermarket sweep. 437 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,120 And then maybe we'll take the car for a spin up to Lidl. 438 00:14:52,520 --> 00:14:54,260 Have a look what's going in there as well. 439 00:14:54,720 --> 00:14:57,900 And then we're going to fucking drive to Claremore's. 440 00:14:57,900 --> 00:14:59,040 And go to Lidl there. 441 00:14:59,140 --> 00:15:01,540 They've got a recycling center inside the door. 442 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,240 That they don't have in Castle Bar. 443 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:05,200 Darth Yoke thanks very much. 444 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,360 And main approver of stuff. 445 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,160 Any tips for bus sexuals Tom? 446 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:12,180 That's a cheeky one from main approver of stuff. 447 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:16,620 Well look it's a big topic at the moment. 448 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:17,400 Bus sexuality. 449 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,560 And how to deal with transport phobia. 450 00:15:20,660 --> 00:15:23,060 There's a lot of transport phobia going on. 451 00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:24,100 In the world. 452 00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:24,880 And look. 453 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:26,560 We need to combat it. 454 00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:27,520 We need to combat it. 455 00:15:27,580 --> 00:15:28,600 We need to open eyes. 456 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,780 And raise awareness for it. 457 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:31,360 Big time. 458 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:34,960 Because we can't really have any of that sort of stuff. 459 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,520 Especially when you're going around town in a big massive bendy bus. 460 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,800 The last thing you want are people giving you grief about it. 461 00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,240 But look. 462 00:15:45,560 --> 00:15:46,700 All I can say is. 463 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:48,560 We're moving on. 464 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,920 Progress has been made. 465 00:15:50,580 --> 00:15:50,980 And look. 466 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:53,320 Who knows where we'll be this time next year. 467 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:54,600 The year after the year after that. 468 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,060 Make sure you look. 469 00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:57,500 And thanks very much. 470 00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:04,260 Just going to maybe buy an aid spray off this guy. 471 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:04,560 No. 472 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:04,600 No. 473 00:16:04,940 --> 00:16:05,380 Nah. 474 00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:06,060 Nah. 475 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:07,080 Nah. 476 00:16:07,740 --> 00:16:08,340 We'll leave it. 477 00:16:08,560 --> 00:16:10,820 As I recall once you get inside Castle Bar. 478 00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:11,540 There. 479 00:16:11,700 --> 00:16:12,420 Oh it was the wrong way. 480 00:16:12,900 --> 00:16:13,440 Wait a sec. 481 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:14,120 Where am I? 482 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:15,280 Where am I going here? 483 00:16:16,980 --> 00:16:18,820 Do I have to get the real cart? 484 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:22,740 Do I have to get the cable cart all the way back to yonder? 485 00:16:23,040 --> 00:16:23,760 I think I do. 486 00:16:26,160 --> 00:16:27,800 Did you ever find Don't Be Cheeky footage? 487 00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:28,420 No Liam. 488 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:30,500 I was actually saying there at the beginning of the stream. 489 00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:34,300 That's going to be a situation I'm going to delve into this week. 490 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:35,120 Next week sorry. 491 00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,560 When I actually have time to look for the cassette. 492 00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,700 But I mean I'm not getting anyone's hopes up here. 493 00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:40,660 I told you a few years ago. 494 00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:41,660 It's going to be hard to find that. 495 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:44,060 And as I recall at the time when I was filming that. 496 00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:45,060 It was. 497 00:16:45,520 --> 00:16:46,820 They were tight times. 498 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,000 That is to say. 499 00:16:48,180 --> 00:16:51,980 I was reusing the same tape for a lot of different bits. 500 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:54,400 Like if I thought I won't need that ever again. 501 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,320 But I remember it was at the beginning of a tape. 502 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,820 And I thought never ever record over that. 503 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,900 And if you're going to use this tape to record stuff on. 504 00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:02,760 Mini DV cassette. 505 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,180 Just forward it a bit from the beginning. 506 00:17:05,300 --> 00:17:07,120 So you always have the Don't Be Cheeky bit. 507 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,520 Then again. 508 00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,640 I'm also building up too much. 509 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,920 Because nowadays you've got a daily occurrence. 510 00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,600 Of dodgy shit. 511 00:17:16,980 --> 00:17:19,440 That's sent to us in the phone. 512 00:17:19,700 --> 00:17:21,480 Through various social media channels. 513 00:17:21,660 --> 00:17:23,740 And you're like wow I can't believe that's going on. 514 00:17:23,860 --> 00:17:25,380 Where in a place where I live. 515 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:26,040 And all that kind of stuff. 516 00:17:26,380 --> 00:17:28,380 So the footage of Don't Be Cheeky fella. 517 00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:30,640 Very tame. 518 00:17:31,420 --> 00:17:32,080 To be honest. 519 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:33,940 Compared to some of the stuff that you see now. 520 00:17:36,460 --> 00:17:37,280 But nevertheless. 521 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,080 I will search it out. 522 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:40,320 I will try and find it. 523 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,740 We will try and get onto it. 524 00:17:41,780 --> 00:17:43,980 It's going to be an exciting day for the parish. 525 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:44,400 The town. 526 00:17:44,500 --> 00:17:44,920 The stream. 527 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,740 And I do get a hold of it. 528 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:47,900 And if not. 529 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:48,260 Look. 530 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,540 You'll have to take my word for it. 531 00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,460 It really happened. 532 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:52,560 It is lore. 533 00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:53,960 It is lore. 534 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,980 If we could get a herb out of this place now. 535 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,100 That would be nice lore as well. 536 00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:58,940 But it's not going to happen. 537 00:18:00,020 --> 00:18:00,620 Just save that. 538 00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:02,720 So we don't have to go through Cable Car Express again. 539 00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,340 I believe once we open this door. 540 00:18:04,420 --> 00:18:06,480 It's probably going to ask us to save the chapter end. 541 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,200 Or something anyway. 542 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,080 Funicular coin. 543 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200 Thank you very much. 544 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:15,360 For the tip there. 545 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:15,640 He said. 546 00:18:15,740 --> 00:18:16,800 See if there's a souvenir. 547 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:19,520 If there's a souvenir coin machine up there. 548 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,560 We've gone past it. 549 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:21,660 I don't think there was anyway. 550 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,240 Thanks very much for the tip. 551 00:18:24,380 --> 00:18:25,420 A glorious. 552 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,640 Turnberg funicular. 553 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:30,740 1 euro 5 cent. 554 00:18:31,180 --> 00:18:31,640 Coin. 555 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,620 Extraction fee price. 556 00:18:34,300 --> 00:18:34,940 It won't open. 557 00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,340 I guess the only way out is a village. 558 00:18:36,500 --> 00:18:38,000 It looks like some sort of retinal scanner. 559 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:39,520 Then we use our retinal. 560 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:41,540 False eye. 561 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:48,980 Was meant to get on at 9 o'clock. 562 00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:50,480 But spent 20 minutes trying to. 563 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:51,740 Chrome a key. 564 00:18:51,860 --> 00:18:52,300 The fucking. 565 00:18:52,560 --> 00:18:54,940 The jacket was just going into the back screen. 566 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:55,160 So. 567 00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:56,760 I don't know. 568 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,000 It's. 569 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,540 It's become part of the. 570 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:00,800 Resident Evil 4. 571 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:01,540 Commemoration. 572 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,260 Jerry Hannon. 573 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,560 Expressway stream. 574 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:04,980 Wardrobe. 575 00:19:05,860 --> 00:19:07,260 But whether or not I can be bothered. 576 00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:09,360 Doing that 20 minute. 577 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:09,880 Fucking. 578 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:12,380 Pissing about with the green screen scenario. 579 00:19:12,380 --> 00:19:12,960 Before the stream. 580 00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,220 I don't know if I'm going to be arse doing that again. 581 00:19:18,320 --> 00:19:19,620 It wanted your shape up. 582 00:19:19,880 --> 00:19:20,460 And get the. 583 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:22,380 The bearings right here. 584 00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:23,420 Because these boys up ahead. 585 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,900 They're not going to take no for an answer. 586 00:19:26,260 --> 00:19:26,500 Yeah. 587 00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,200 Well the red nine is in full effect. 588 00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:29,480 And I just load up. 589 00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:31,240 Maybe take a few of these lads off. 590 00:19:31,380 --> 00:19:31,520 From. 591 00:19:31,740 --> 00:19:32,360 From afar. 592 00:19:33,560 --> 00:19:34,900 Let's have a look. 593 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:39,840 Didn't even have to use the TMP on that cryptid inside the. 594 00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,380 The warehouse there. 595 00:19:41,520 --> 00:19:43,280 Thanks very much Kentucky Fried Cryptid. 596 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:45,580 Very very kind you. 597 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:46,700 And Robbie Brothers. 598 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,160 And Vernie Teabag. 599 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,240 Thanking you very much. 600 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,560 And Darth Yolks. 601 00:19:51,700 --> 00:19:52,300 Very kind you. 602 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:54,300 Very kind you lads. 603 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,820 Very very very swell indeed. 604 00:19:56,960 --> 00:19:57,880 I hope you're getting on well. 605 00:19:58,040 --> 00:19:58,400 And Schult. 606 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,200 Very very. 607 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:01,680 Happy. 608 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,200 Have your presence. 609 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:05,140 In this scenario. 610 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:06,940 It's a lot of moral support. 611 00:20:07,420 --> 00:20:08,360 That we've got going on. 612 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,860 Francis goes for one headshot. 613 00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,460 Here these lads. 614 00:20:12,580 --> 00:20:13,680 And another one. 615 00:20:14,460 --> 00:20:15,700 It's a lovely bit of business. 616 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,600 And then a sensual third. 617 00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,260 Three times the charm. 618 00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:21,360 What did you think of that Tom? 619 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:22,920 Uh oh. 620 00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,100 It's not over yet. 621 00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:25,500 Watch. 622 00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,180 Watch out. 623 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:27,640 Run away fast. 624 00:20:28,480 --> 00:20:29,740 Run away fast. 625 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,080 What I'm going to do here. 626 00:20:35,080 --> 00:20:35,840 Maybe I'm going to have to. 627 00:20:36,300 --> 00:20:37,980 Shoot the feller inside the bloody. 628 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:38,960 The cockpit. 629 00:20:44,060 --> 00:20:44,500 Wow. 630 00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:47,440 That was a lovely bit of detritus there Tom. 631 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:48,600 No explosion though. 632 00:20:51,080 --> 00:20:51,620 I'm going to have to. 633 00:20:52,040 --> 00:20:53,740 Shoot the feller inside the bloody. 634 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,700 The cockpit. 635 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:57,100 Really nice. 636 00:20:57,760 --> 00:20:58,120 Lovely. 637 00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,400 No explosion. 638 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:00,260 Wow. 639 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:01,920 Shame there's no explosion. 640 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:03,560 Well done though. 641 00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,020 Thanks Tom. 642 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:06,440 And. 643 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:08,320 I wonder now. 644 00:21:08,440 --> 00:21:09,840 Is that blocked us off? 645 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:10,960 Oh we can get past it. 646 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:11,200 Nice. 647 00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,320 Oh shit. 648 00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:14,260 Right. 649 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:15,560 We've got to run first. 650 00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,220 And leave the girl here. 651 00:21:17,540 --> 00:21:18,060 Press Z. 652 00:21:20,340 --> 00:21:21,220 Seeing this. 653 00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:21,720 Oh. 654 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,240 And then. 655 00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:24,960 One of these. 656 00:21:25,100 --> 00:21:25,460 Just. 657 00:21:25,900 --> 00:21:26,160 For. 658 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:27,760 Old times. 659 00:21:31,940 --> 00:21:32,340 That's. 660 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,080 Hopefully that hasn't gone all the way down. 661 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,140 To fucking nowheresville. 662 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:36,220 We. 663 00:21:37,140 --> 00:21:37,540 Just. 664 00:21:37,780 --> 00:21:38,640 Take that gun there. 665 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,600 Thank you very much there. 666 00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:39,920 Hot. 667 00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:40,440 Jadj. 668 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,100 For your kind heart. 669 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,340 Generous tip. 670 00:21:42,620 --> 00:21:43,080 Oh yeah. 671 00:21:43,180 --> 00:21:45,360 And he set himself on fire as well Tom. 672 00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,960 It was a beautiful one. 673 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:48,500 Such scenes of deprivation. 674 00:21:48,500 --> 00:21:53,020 Thank you very much there. 675 00:21:53,100 --> 00:21:53,360 Hot. 676 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:53,880 Jadj. 677 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:55,360 Lovely bit of deprivation. 678 00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:56,480 Oh yeah. 679 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,820 And he set himself on fire as well. 680 00:21:57,820 --> 00:21:59,340 And the horror of a man. 681 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:00,660 Burned to death as well. 682 00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:01,640 Bonus time. 683 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:04,940 Thanks very much Tom. 684 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,780 It was a bonus situation as well. 685 00:22:06,820 --> 00:22:09,680 It's always a bonus to see one of your adversaries. 686 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,560 And potential killers. 687 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:13,400 On fire. 688 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:14,640 Let's just say that. 689 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,200 And a lovely 500. 690 00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:18,760 5,500 potatoes as well. 691 00:22:19,620 --> 00:22:20,000 Quality. 692 00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:20,560 Quality. 693 00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:21,860 A bit of immolation there. 694 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:22,980 It says CDRMB. 695 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,680 Thanks very much for joining the stream. 696 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,300 And lending that word. 697 00:22:26,600 --> 00:22:27,040 Immolation. 698 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:27,940 To this. 699 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:29,020 To the stream as well. 700 00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:29,980 To the lexicon. 701 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:31,120 Of. 702 00:22:31,740 --> 00:22:33,260 Words used to describe. 703 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,380 The absolute scenes here. 704 00:22:35,540 --> 00:22:36,560 Up at the castle bar. 705 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:37,640 Exterior. 706 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,400 And. 707 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,260 It's a great night for the stream. 708 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:41,560 We're getting the game finished. 709 00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,280 In a record time yet again. 710 00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,140 God knows how many people. 711 00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:45,860 Are going to be. 712 00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,860 Impressed when that happens. 713 00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:49,140 And as I said. 714 00:22:49,380 --> 00:22:50,260 Tom on the blower. 715 00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:51,340 And a lot of. 716 00:22:51,680 --> 00:22:52,700 Different things to. 717 00:22:52,840 --> 00:22:53,360 To show. 718 00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:55,540 On our skill set as well Tom. 719 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:56,080 You're a. 720 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:57,020 Sure not a blower. 721 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:58,540 That's right. 722 00:22:58,720 --> 00:22:59,540 Sure not a blower. 723 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820 Unlike these guys. 724 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:02,400 A lot of blowhards. 725 00:23:02,980 --> 00:23:03,380 I tell you. 726 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,300 Live fast. 727 00:23:04,860 --> 00:23:05,480 Die hard. 728 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:09,660 Doesn't make any sense to me. 729 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:10,080 To be honest. 730 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:10,600 What you're saying. 731 00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,420 OSW review. 732 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,220 Thank you very much. 733 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:13,200 How the hell are you? 734 00:23:13,340 --> 00:23:14,040 Look at these. 735 00:23:14,420 --> 00:23:15,480 Absolute turds. 736 00:23:16,040 --> 00:23:16,360 Now. 737 00:23:16,580 --> 00:23:17,860 We're going to lift up the drawbridge. 738 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:18,360 It's a great. 739 00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,340 Is it a quick time event? 740 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,680 Is it a QTE? 741 00:23:22,740 --> 00:23:24,060 It is not a QTE. 742 00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:26,380 And these guys are going to fall. 743 00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,700 Hopefully they're going to fall off the end. 744 00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,800 They're not even going to be able to get to the end to fall. 745 00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:31,400 Lovely bit of stuff. 746 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:31,740 All to get. 747 00:23:32,260 --> 00:23:32,620 Flembag. 748 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:32,780 And. 749 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:36,400 Thank you very much. 750 00:23:37,800 --> 00:23:39,280 Das Schlugwaffe. 751 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:43,440 You need a ruffle shirt to elevate the mustard accents of the mustard suit. 752 00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:47,960 And that's a lovely bit of way to end that scene there with a chapter ending. 753 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,260 Seven hours. 754 00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:50,360 It's record time. 755 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:56,600 And we've crossed the barrier into seven hours of 54 on normal mode. 756 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:01,280 And it's never been done before at this pace, at this speed, on this particular game mode 757 00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:06,440 with a two-man combo group, i.e. me and you, Tom. 758 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:07,060 Isn't that correct? 759 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:08,980 That is correct. 760 00:24:09,200 --> 00:24:15,340 This is the first time a two-man combination group has been used against the forces of Resident Evil 4 761 00:24:15,340 --> 00:24:19,060 on this particular game mode, on this particular iteration of the game, 762 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:23,720 which has been lambasted at the very beginning, before the stream even began. 763 00:24:23,720 --> 00:24:28,820 A fella or whoever that was called Bellisaur in the chat there 764 00:24:28,820 --> 00:24:35,780 left the first comment, none less, telling us all that the game was rubbish 765 00:24:35,780 --> 00:24:39,180 and had no discernible difference to the original. 766 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:40,520 Really setting. 767 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,700 Oh, Jesus Christ. 768 00:24:41,780 --> 00:24:42,420 Watch yourself there. 769 00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:43,260 Sorry. 770 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:47,200 Just as we're talking about one snakey comment, we've got another... 771 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,540 We've got a little literal snake on the ground here. 772 00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,660 And I'm losing him, Tom. 773 00:24:53,660 --> 00:24:55,980 I'm losing him and I'm losing it. 774 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:00,120 Terrible. 775 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:02,120 Terrible stuff altogether. 776 00:25:02,340 --> 00:25:04,680 Took you seven bullets to get rid of one snake. 777 00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,740 One bullet would have done. 778 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,160 You just haven't got what it takes when it comes to snakes. 779 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:14,720 Thanks very much there for the tip of Quasi Quarteng's cream play. 780 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,960 Quasi Quarteng. 781 00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:18,700 Quasi Quarteng. 782 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:21,720 Thank you for the cream play, Quasi Quarteng. 783 00:25:21,880 --> 00:25:24,620 And I don't really like the way there... 784 00:25:24,620 --> 00:25:25,340 My head... 785 00:25:25,340 --> 00:25:28,220 If I go up, my face goes red. 786 00:25:28,220 --> 00:25:28,920 It's the saturation. 787 00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,560 I had to bring the saturation up in order to get the yellow to blend in with the background. 788 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,860 More of that when we have it and we get it. 789 00:25:35,900 --> 00:25:37,700 Thanks very much, CDRMB, for the tip. 790 00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:39,580 And, um... 791 00:25:39,580 --> 00:25:40,140 Yeah, look. 792 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,200 That's just the way it is. 793 00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:46,280 Bit of a shtickler for colour correction and all that kind of jazz. 794 00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:47,360 But it matters not. 795 00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:48,280 It matters not. 796 00:25:48,980 --> 00:25:49,420 But, uh... 797 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:56,160 Yeah, Tom highlighting there a comment that was probably designed to take the steam and the wind out the sails. 798 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:56,860 Would you say, Tom? 799 00:25:58,100 --> 00:25:59,060 Look, I can only... 800 00:25:59,060 --> 00:26:01,280 I can only say what I saw and that's the way I saw. 801 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,780 And what I felt was, yes, indeed. 802 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:06,900 It isn't that much of an upgrade, I don't particularly think. 803 00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,640 But we're halfway through now. 804 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,240 Well, more than halfway through. 805 00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,280 We're getting it done tonight. 806 00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:13,800 Whether you like it or not. 807 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:15,660 Hopefully she can... 808 00:26:15,660 --> 00:26:16,760 Sorry, Tom. 809 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:17,620 You need to switch back to me. 810 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:18,000 Okay. 811 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:25,120 Yeah, hopefully she can wait there now and I can just take out this, um... 812 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:28,360 Now, is there anything to be got? 813 00:26:28,460 --> 00:26:29,720 There isn't anything to be got, even. 814 00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:30,680 Cancel that save. 815 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:32,540 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 816 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:34,200 Thank you very much, Peter. 817 00:26:34,420 --> 00:26:36,200 Thank you very much, Usainia. 818 00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:37,280 Appreciate the attire. 819 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:37,980 That's great. 820 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:39,740 And, uh... 821 00:26:39,740 --> 00:26:42,600 We will never tire from bringing you... 822 00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:47,200 An unbelievable speedrun in Resident Evil 4 on different game modes. 823 00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,440 Utilizing different people as well. 824 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:50,520 Let's see what he's got for sale. 825 00:26:50,580 --> 00:26:51,900 He's got that large attaché. 826 00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:52,520 We'll take it. 827 00:26:53,060 --> 00:26:56,620 That's gonna rob us of a lot of jewellery. 828 00:26:57,120 --> 00:26:59,520 We've got a bit of jewellery to sell them as well. 829 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:01,920 Thank you very much, Bust and Furious. 830 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,040 I hope you're doing well. 831 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:04,080 We're gonna sell this guy. 832 00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:08,120 First off, see what he's got to sell us in the weapons sphere. 833 00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:09,500 Treasure map castle. 834 00:27:09,580 --> 00:27:10,040 We'll take it. 835 00:27:10,400 --> 00:27:10,900 We'll take it. 836 00:27:11,340 --> 00:27:11,920 Thank you. 837 00:27:12,580 --> 00:27:13,140 Out here. 838 00:27:13,280 --> 00:27:14,160 Punch your black tail. 839 00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,020 Broken butterfly. 840 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:16,180 No, no, no, no, no. 841 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:16,880 Riot gun. 842 00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,080 Yeah, we're gonna take that. 843 00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:19,680 Yeah, we're gonna take that rifle as well. 844 00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:21,380 We need to sell some of the stuff that we've got. 845 00:27:21,660 --> 00:27:22,180 Mine thrower. 846 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,860 Can't wait to afford it. 847 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,440 We'll see whether or not we're gonna take it in a bit. 848 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:32,680 First off, let's sell him some of the goodies we have lined up inside the back pocket. 849 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:36,100 Sold him a few things before he got onto the stream to speed it up. 850 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,460 Spinal in the glove. 851 00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:44,020 Yeah. 852 00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:47,140 A velvet blue. 853 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:48,980 Yeah. 854 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,580 Brown chicken egg. 855 00:27:51,620 --> 00:27:52,760 Not gonna really fetch much. 856 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:58,620 Buy or tune up. 857 00:27:58,760 --> 00:27:59,420 Buy or tune up. 858 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:02,980 I don't know about Purple Rain, but I sure know about Purple Onion. 859 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:05,240 She's the true prince of busing. 860 00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,780 Thank you very much there for the tip of Bust and Furious. 861 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,880 We're gonna sell this shotgun. 862 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,840 27,000 potatoes. 863 00:28:18,060 --> 00:28:18,820 Thank you. 864 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:22,460 We sell the Wesley Snipes for 10,000. 865 00:28:22,620 --> 00:28:24,860 Will we have enough to buy the semi-auto sniper? 866 00:28:24,980 --> 00:28:25,360 I'm not sure. 867 00:28:25,460 --> 00:28:26,720 Poddy Bob, thanks very much. 868 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:30,560 Tune up. 869 00:28:30,780 --> 00:28:31,440 What are you buying? 870 00:28:31,740 --> 00:28:33,380 We'll just buy the fucking thing first. 871 00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:37,500 Riot gun. 872 00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:40,040 Is that all, stranger? 873 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:40,700 Yeah. 874 00:28:45,700 --> 00:28:46,420 Does it fit? 875 00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:47,700 It does. 876 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,240 Right. 877 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:50,460 Okay, let's move this now. 878 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,040 There. 879 00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,120 There. 880 00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:01,940 There. 881 00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,120 Put some lovely mood music on here, please. 882 00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:09,900 Thank you very much, Jukebox Connors. 883 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,200 Tommy sleeps with buses as well. 884 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:14,620 Thanks very much, lads. 885 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:15,380 Very kind of you. 886 00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:16,220 I hope you're getting on well. 887 00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:22,160 Francis just tries to reinvigorate and rejig his inventory here. 888 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:30,720 Very nice to have a lovely crisp attache case with a lot of space in it as well. 889 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,460 It's handy. 890 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:36,500 It helps with the mind, body, and I always go as far as to say soul as well. 891 00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:38,200 He's doing well. 892 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:38,980 A few boxes. 893 00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:40,780 He's got a lot of rifle ammunition. 894 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,740 And, uh, put that shotgun in. 895 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:46,580 You know, I won't have to tune that up for a bit. 896 00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:48,320 It'll have a nice bit of firepower. 897 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,580 Thank you. 898 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,800 Yeah, we've, uh, 15,700 there now. 899 00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,920 Uh, the rifle is 35,000. 900 00:29:59,020 --> 00:29:59,400 Do you know what? 901 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:05,160 After all the savings I thought we made on not tuning up the guns, I really thought that we 902 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:10,180 would have a lot of bloody, uh, money to spend at this point, but it just seems not to be the 903 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:10,900 case whatsoever. 904 00:30:11,780 --> 00:30:14,300 But look, we've spent a lot of money on the attache case. 905 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,800 Some people would have said no to that, but I've said yes. 906 00:30:17,620 --> 00:30:19,520 That's just going to help us a lot more along the way. 907 00:30:19,520 --> 00:30:23,900 And, uh, look, what we lack in firepower, we make up for space and herbs. 908 00:30:24,620 --> 00:30:27,220 Uh, so I'll lash that herb into us. 909 00:30:28,580 --> 00:30:31,240 And then we've got the TMP. 910 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:32,820 Let's equip and reload. 911 00:30:38,680 --> 00:30:39,520 That out. 912 00:30:39,940 --> 00:30:40,640 Reload that. 913 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:45,580 Save that. 914 00:30:47,700 --> 00:30:48,580 And that's us. 915 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:55,500 It is, yeah, maybe they've integrated the cost of living crisis into the update, because I had a little 916 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:59,080 look to see what the story was with that room that we went into the other day. 917 00:30:59,300 --> 00:31:03,680 Apparently it was, uh, just something the developers of the HD project added to it. 918 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:08,720 So, uh, Bellasaur, if you're still watching, that was a nice little part. 919 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:12,560 I thought that was a nice element of the game that they never had in the original. 920 00:31:13,180 --> 00:31:14,180 I'm not sure about you. 921 00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:16,600 You probably thought it wasn't worth it, but I enjoyed it. 922 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,360 It was strange. 923 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:23,040 Didn't really think much of the, uh, the messages that were written across the walls in Spanish, in Espanol. 924 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:28,900 Perhaps this development of HD project was a Spanish development. 925 00:31:28,900 --> 00:31:31,640 Not pretty, not really sure about that at all. 926 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:40,340 But, um, if that is the case, then they could really have integrated the, uh, it came out in February or March 2022. 927 00:31:41,780 --> 00:31:43,520 And there's a coquedlo there. 928 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:46,500 And there's a mozzie desi d over here. 929 00:31:47,060 --> 00:31:51,740 And that's sensual in a way which many of you would really be proud. 930 00:31:57,380 --> 00:31:59,060 Sensual bit of headshot there. 931 00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:00,140 The coquedlo. 932 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:01,080 Boom power. 933 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,320 Mozzie desi d. 934 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:04,340 Lovely bit of stuff. 935 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:06,120 Let's have some more of that. 936 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:09,140 Thanks, Tom. 937 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:12,580 We get this red nine out here. 938 00:32:12,980 --> 00:32:14,020 Thanks very much for the tip. 939 00:32:14,180 --> 00:32:15,260 I hope you're getting on well. 940 00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:16,960 You just say thanks very much for the tip. 941 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:17,560 Thanks very much. 942 00:32:17,660 --> 00:32:18,880 Well, thanks very much for the tip. 943 00:32:19,620 --> 00:32:20,220 And look at this. 944 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:23,060 It's a fellow with a goat's head for a head. 945 00:32:23,520 --> 00:32:24,700 Is he a goat himself? 946 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:26,780 The greatest of all time. 947 00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:28,760 The greatest of all times. 948 00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,780 Maybe because it's an oldie worldie sort of vibe that we're in right now. 949 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:39,460 Let's get this party started with a lovely rifle scenario here. 950 00:32:39,460 --> 00:32:41,840 We can see where this bad boy is. 951 00:32:45,780 --> 00:32:47,120 Hello from Botswana. 952 00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:47,740 How are you? 953 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:49,980 Marcus, I hope you're getting on well. 954 00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:53,500 You look like my friend from Botswana. 955 00:32:54,060 --> 00:33:00,140 A fellow once said to me in a bar where it was like a meetup of different nationalities. 956 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,060 And he was white. 957 00:33:02,340 --> 00:33:04,800 But he did have a friend from Botswana. 958 00:33:05,060 --> 00:33:08,220 He was from not South Africa. 959 00:33:08,340 --> 00:33:12,460 There's a place in the middle of South Africa that isn't South Africa. 960 00:33:12,800 --> 00:33:14,660 Ah, that fellow got got. 961 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,640 I can't remember the name of it. 962 00:33:17,740 --> 00:33:20,280 It's not Zanzibar or Lizathil. 963 00:33:20,900 --> 00:33:23,740 It is Swaziland. 964 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:24,860 Yeah, Swaziland. 965 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:25,940 He was from there. 966 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:29,900 And he said, this is it. 967 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,220 He said to another fellow who was sitting beside him who was black. 968 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,100 He goes, you look like my friend from Botswana. 969 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,760 And the whole table went quiet. 970 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:46,040 And there was a lady there who just like turned around and went, I don't think you should say that sort of stuff. 971 00:33:46,140 --> 00:33:55,340 Because, you know, it's like just implying that some people look, all people of that color and, you know, creed or whatever look the same. 972 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:58,480 But I don't think there was any filter on this guy at all. 973 00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:01,520 And that has always stayed with me. 974 00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:02,100 Just that. 975 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:11,560 In fact, for weeks after that event actually happened, I was just going around the house all the time saying, you look like my friend from Botswana. 976 00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:12,880 All the time. 977 00:34:13,020 --> 00:34:14,040 Couldn't stop saying it. 978 00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,940 It was really nice, actually. 979 00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,400 I really enjoyed saying it a lot. 980 00:34:18,460 --> 00:34:19,540 And that just reminded me now. 981 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:23,940 Glad to know that there is somebody out in Botswana actually watching the stream. 982 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:25,300 I hope you're getting on well. 983 00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:29,200 It's as wante now. 984 00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:33,480 Has it changed, has it changed the, has it changed its title? 985 00:34:34,580 --> 00:34:36,820 It might not have been Botswana actually. 986 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:40,000 It could have been, is it Mombasa? 987 00:34:40,180 --> 00:34:40,360 No. 988 00:34:43,100 --> 00:34:45,060 No, Mombasa is completely different. 989 00:34:47,060 --> 00:34:50,560 I remember actually just saying it with loads of different combinations. 990 00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:55,620 So just going around shouting, you look like my friend from Zimbabwe. 991 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:58,620 You look like my friend from Mombasa. 992 00:34:59,020 --> 00:35:01,620 It works with a lot of different African countries. 993 00:35:03,380 --> 00:35:07,760 But that's the South Africans and the, well, watch out here. 994 00:35:07,880 --> 00:35:08,520 It's a bit dodgy. 995 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:16,360 This guy has a lot of red nines taken. 996 00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:17,700 He had a helmet on. 997 00:35:18,420 --> 00:35:20,880 We'll get the girl over here and keep her there. 998 00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:22,900 Going pretty good at the moment. 999 00:35:23,100 --> 00:35:23,800 Pace is nice. 1000 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,740 I think it could be someone or other inside here. 1001 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:29,340 Let's get this show on the road. 1002 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:31,340 There's a barrel that's to be exploded up there. 1003 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:33,340 Yep. 1004 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,600 Maybe a long range bullet to the barrel. 1005 00:35:36,380 --> 00:35:37,640 Pick up one of those bad boys. 1006 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:40,860 Lovely better stuff. 1007 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:44,320 Nice when it happens. 1008 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:45,980 And it happens when it's nice. 1009 00:35:47,980 --> 00:35:50,380 I don't know what the story is with this fella here. 1010 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:53,260 He's, uh, is there anybody up there? 1011 00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:53,800 I'm not sure. 1012 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,380 I think you might actually have to go a little bit closer. 1013 00:35:58,160 --> 00:35:59,820 Problem is I can hear somebody. 1014 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,060 I can hear like a Mozzie Desi D somewhere. 1015 00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,700 I can hear them. 1016 00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:06,980 They're saying Coquedlor or Coquedlor or something. 1017 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:08,700 They might be in the room here. 1018 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:10,160 No. 1019 00:36:12,580 --> 00:36:14,540 Another one could be exactly, yeah. 1020 00:36:14,540 --> 00:36:16,260 Unit, Unit Zero. 1021 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:17,200 Unity Zero. 1022 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:17,700 How are you? 1023 00:36:17,700 --> 00:36:20,900 You look like my friend from Drunshambo. 1024 00:36:22,740 --> 00:36:27,120 I'm actually maybe now thinking you look like my friend from Botswana. 1025 00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:36,200 Could be a very, very interesting sting or audio grab that I could milk for quite a while. 1026 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:36,820 Here we go. 1027 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:37,700 There's a baddie here. 1028 00:36:37,820 --> 00:36:42,220 He's looking to take full advantage of the president's daughter there. 1029 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:45,640 But I'm going to take full advantage of his inability. 1030 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:49,980 Ah, lovely bit of stuff in it. 1031 00:36:50,180 --> 00:36:53,420 A real, real fucking letdown of a man, Tam. 1032 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,940 Thanks very much, there, Lorenzo de' Medici for the tip. 1033 00:37:00,620 --> 00:37:02,040 Beautiful letdown of a man. 1034 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,520 I love you, Tam. 1035 00:37:04,180 --> 00:37:07,380 Real, real fucking letdown of a man, Tam. 1036 00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:18,000 Sorry, Tam, just as you were going through the cream play there, I had to cut your audio because I had to face another man there. 1037 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,480 I couldn't, for some reason, I couldn't. 1038 00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:27,280 When I started killing him and becoming consumed by something in the actual game itself, you stopped talking. 1039 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,140 It's like we're on the same wavelength, so to speak. 1040 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,440 Fuck. 1041 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,800 Yep. 1042 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,040 You'd want to watch yourself. 1043 00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:35,560 We'll be on. 1044 00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:37,100 At death length. 1045 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:38,800 You know, if you get killed in a minute. 1046 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:40,720 I'd say take that lad out from afar. 1047 00:37:41,580 --> 00:37:43,640 Utilize it, the sniper rifle or something like that. 1048 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,260 Will do. 1049 00:37:47,380 --> 00:37:49,060 Let's just get this herb into us first. 1050 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,440 Johnny Herb and the Herbmeisters. 1051 00:37:51,600 --> 00:37:52,960 Thanks very much, Lorenzo de' Medici. 1052 00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:57,160 I too suffer from getting phrases stuck in my head for ages, repeating them to myself, others non-stop. 1053 00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,320 Is there a word for the affliction? 1054 00:37:58,720 --> 00:37:59,480 Is there a cure? 1055 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:05,120 I was searching it up and I thought, I came to the conclusion that it was echolalia. 1056 00:38:05,420 --> 00:38:05,640 Ah! 1057 00:38:06,100 --> 00:38:12,400 But it's not, I, I'm not sure if it is echolalia because that could really be a proper affliction. 1058 00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:17,840 There is some guy down the way there, we didn't, we didn't get rid of him and now we're paying the price for it. 1059 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:29,380 But, uh, I thought that about the whole Hanon stuff before I got into this facility that I'm being treated for the Hanonistics, the Hanonism at the moment. 1060 00:38:30,220 --> 00:38:37,720 And, uh, they said it's not echolalia and that, uh, you're, you're just, you're obsessed. 1061 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,220 And I said, why are you so obsessed with me? 1062 00:38:41,220 --> 00:38:41,500 Do you know? 1063 00:38:41,620 --> 00:38:42,320 Couldn't stop. 1064 00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:43,000 With the references. 1065 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:48,480 Okay, so there, that is a situation we need to solve very, very rapidly. 1066 00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:51,300 There needs, there needs to be a barrel that goes up there big time. 1067 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,460 This guy is, he can only go as far as there. 1068 00:38:58,980 --> 00:39:00,520 He's got one in the chamber there. 1069 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:03,540 Thank you very much there, my friend from Botswana. 1070 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:04,900 And restore the aid. 1071 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:05,960 Thank you very much. 1072 00:39:06,180 --> 00:39:07,500 And, uh, the merchant. 1073 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,620 And Zanzibarland and Holly Winter. 1074 00:39:09,980 --> 00:39:11,700 Bloody hell, Tom, we've missed out a lot here. 1075 00:39:11,700 --> 00:39:16,280 Yeah, it's absolutely disgusting the amount that we've missed out. 1076 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:18,240 It is indeed. 1077 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:20,240 Sorry, I just need to make sure we haven't missed anyone else. 1078 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:21,760 Holly Winter, thank you very, very much. 1079 00:39:21,800 --> 00:39:23,060 Good to see you back on the old resi. 1080 00:39:23,720 --> 00:39:27,540 Uh, by the way, when you get your little treat yourself to a cheeky little chocolate. 1081 00:39:27,660 --> 00:39:29,240 Rowley from the legendary bakery section. 1082 00:39:29,240 --> 00:39:33,180 Sounds like there's people from Lidl actually watching stream, maybe promoting them. 1083 00:39:33,420 --> 00:39:34,960 Other supermarkets are available. 1084 00:39:35,100 --> 00:39:37,540 But anyway, thanks very much, Holly Winter and Zanzibarland. 1085 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:39,140 Hope you're getting on well, lads. 1086 00:39:39,260 --> 00:39:40,420 And very, very kind of you. 1087 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:44,780 I never actually use the, uh, the bakery section. 1088 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:46,480 I usually just buy a loaf. 1089 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:47,980 Pre-made, pre-batched. 1090 00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:52,060 But, uh, people, a lot of people are saying it. 1091 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:54,120 A lot of people go mad about that bakery section. 1092 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:55,320 It might be worth a trial. 1093 00:39:57,000 --> 00:39:58,400 I've been known to try that machine. 1094 00:39:58,520 --> 00:39:59,700 I just like using the machine. 1095 00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:01,620 Sometimes I do go in there to buy a loaf. 1096 00:40:02,580 --> 00:40:03,100 Watch out. 1097 00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,740 And, uh, I'll actually just put a loaf of bread in the machine. 1098 00:40:07,880 --> 00:40:09,040 Just to use the machine. 1099 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:12,060 Well, and you won't buy the bread then either? 1100 00:40:12,740 --> 00:40:13,040 Nope. 1101 00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:16,960 I just leave it in the machine and walk away with the trolley fast before I get caught out. 1102 00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:20,060 I mean, I'm just into machines. 1103 00:40:20,060 --> 00:40:22,620 You know, some days I'm, I'm, it's not even bread I want. 1104 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,380 I just want to see industry in it, in its raw format. 1105 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:33,080 I'm a bit weary now of, uh, trying to pick off this criminal over here. 1106 00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:37,960 Because every time I go there, I will hide her inside here. 1107 00:40:38,620 --> 00:40:46,880 Is it a case of letting him throw one of his fire bombs at me and then picking him off? 1108 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,680 From a side, from the far here. 1109 00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:56,880 Is it like this? 1110 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:57,960 Is it like that? 1111 00:40:58,820 --> 00:40:59,980 It is like that. 1112 00:41:00,460 --> 00:41:03,100 Lovely, lovely, long range chip shot from afar. 1113 00:41:04,060 --> 00:41:05,260 I can't believe it, Tom. 1114 00:41:07,260 --> 00:41:08,220 Lovely bit of cream. 1115 00:41:08,680 --> 00:41:09,580 Lovely bit of zoom. 1116 00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:10,760 One shot, Harry. 1117 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,120 Boom, boom, boom. 1118 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:13,180 Your man's going down. 1119 00:41:13,260 --> 00:41:13,680 He's finished. 1120 00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:14,380 He's a clown. 1121 00:41:14,720 --> 00:41:15,100 See you later. 1122 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:15,920 Bitch, luck. 1123 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:16,440 Good luck. 1124 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:20,960 Big shout out to Gornubius Flux there. 1125 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:26,680 Says something in Korean or Japanese or whatever that kind of kanji text is. 1126 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,580 And Calvary trouser tips. 1127 00:41:28,700 --> 00:41:30,380 Thanks very much for the tip there. 1128 00:41:30,460 --> 00:41:32,020 I hope, very, hopery. 1129 00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:32,800 You're getting on well. 1130 00:41:33,100 --> 00:41:33,580 That was, sorry. 1131 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:37,560 That wasn't me trying to do some sort of, because I noticed it was a Japanese thing. 1132 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:40,360 I was just a fuck up in my speech pattern there. 1133 00:41:41,640 --> 00:41:47,260 Sounded a bit suspect to me, to be honest with you, but look, we want to keep the stream 1134 00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,440 legit and clean. 1135 00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:50,320 Hopefully everything's going all right. 1136 00:41:50,460 --> 00:41:52,660 And that wasn't some kind of racist quip from Fred. 1137 00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:53,460 It wasn't even a quip. 1138 00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:55,740 Wasn't even a quip. 1139 00:41:56,660 --> 00:41:59,060 It was just me trying to multitask. 1140 00:41:59,140 --> 00:42:00,360 I'm trying to fire cannons. 1141 00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:02,340 I'm trying to open doors. 1142 00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:08,020 I'm trying to make sure the president's daughter isn't getting absolutely cannonballed by Damien 1143 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:09,160 Rice and the boys. 1144 00:42:09,780 --> 00:42:15,100 And also, I'm trying to fucking carve new paths through the castle. 1145 00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,220 And that's what I've done. 1146 00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:18,120 And that's what I'm proud to be here doing. 1147 00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:24,560 Was there something down the way there that we didn't actually see or use, like, underneath 1148 00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:26,620 this bloody thing here? 1149 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:28,260 Check that cannon. 1150 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:29,800 No use for it anymore. 1151 00:42:29,900 --> 00:42:30,040 Okay. 1152 00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,520 Hopefully we didn't miss out on any goodies there down in that fucking thing. 1153 00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:35,980 Time will tell. 1154 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:37,140 But will it tell? 1155 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:42,100 Because we are on course to set the land speed record. 1156 00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:42,700 I repeat. 1157 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,780 Land speed record for this game. 1158 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:47,580 At this time of night. 1159 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:49,400 On this stream. 1160 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:53,840 Utilizing a dual commentary scenario. 1161 00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:54,840 And that's another... 1162 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,660 Another merchant as well. 1163 00:42:56,760 --> 00:42:57,060 Just, yeah. 1164 00:42:57,120 --> 00:42:58,440 Take the words I told you about, Francis. 1165 00:42:58,940 --> 00:43:00,680 Tune up, baby. 1166 00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:03,140 Streamtuneup.com. 1167 00:43:03,260 --> 00:43:05,300 You've got 19,800 pesetas. 1168 00:43:06,200 --> 00:43:08,780 I don't think you can buy that rifle. 1169 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:09,620 Let me have a look. 1170 00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:12,320 Or you have a look, should I say. 1171 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:14,040 And I'll commentate. 1172 00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,320 As you go down now to the... 1173 00:43:17,320 --> 00:43:19,060 The rifle. 1174 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,080 35, yeah. 1175 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,600 Your screw bagged. 1176 00:43:24,220 --> 00:43:24,980 Crowbangers, y'all. 1177 00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,660 What are you buying? 1178 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:29,520 Maybe we'll chew one of these pieces up, though, just for the crack. 1179 00:43:29,900 --> 00:43:30,780 Uh, firepower. 1180 00:43:32,100 --> 00:43:34,080 We don't even have the money for it. 1181 00:43:35,100 --> 00:43:36,220 What are you selling? 1182 00:43:36,480 --> 00:43:37,660 Let's sell him some jewels. 1183 00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,000 Uh, one of the bangles. 1184 00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:44,400 Tis. 1185 00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:45,920 A velvet blue. 1186 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,220 Looks purple to me. 1187 00:43:49,100 --> 00:43:49,860 A beer stein. 1188 00:43:49,940 --> 00:43:52,780 We've still got another gem to go in that bad boy. 1189 00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:53,820 We'll leave it. 1190 00:43:53,940 --> 00:43:55,200 We'll leave it for the time being. 1191 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,120 Tell you what, could be a nice tune-up affair. 1192 00:43:58,980 --> 00:43:59,420 TMP. 1193 00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,940 We haven't really tuned any of that piece up yet. 1194 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:02,700 Riot gun. 1195 00:44:03,900 --> 00:44:04,960 That could be nice. 1196 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:07,040 Effective at long distance ranges as well. 1197 00:44:09,120 --> 00:44:10,440 You need to... 1198 00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:11,340 Oh, sure. 1199 00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:12,640 Oh, I don't know. 1200 00:44:12,640 --> 00:44:13,120 Oh, here. 1201 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:18,300 Do I wait for another 5,000 pesetas to get the rifle out or tune this up? 1202 00:44:19,200 --> 00:44:19,680 Firepower. 1203 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,760 Capacity for the red nine. 1204 00:44:28,200 --> 00:44:28,540 Okay. 1205 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,060 Yeah. 1206 00:44:30,060 --> 00:44:31,500 Is that all stranger? 1207 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:32,240 And. 1208 00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:35,040 Is that all stranger? 1209 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:36,280 Come on. 1210 00:44:36,420 --> 00:44:37,680 Is that all stranger? 1211 00:44:38,140 --> 00:44:38,460 Yeah. 1212 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:39,680 And. 1213 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:42,720 Let's get that firepower done as well. 1214 00:44:43,280 --> 00:44:44,460 Is that all stranger? 1215 00:44:44,720 --> 00:44:45,000 Yeah. 1216 00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,340 Come on. 1217 00:44:47,980 --> 00:44:48,820 Thank you. 1218 00:44:49,420 --> 00:44:49,700 Right. 1219 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:50,640 I'm following the heart. 1220 00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,340 Thank you. 1221 00:44:51,340 --> 00:44:51,620 Anytime. 1222 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:53,440 Will do. 1223 00:44:53,540 --> 00:44:54,600 Thanks very much for your help. 1224 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,560 I'm not doing too well in the health stakes there. 1225 00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:00,160 And I've actually got no health left. 1226 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:03,400 Let's get that red nine in the claw. 1227 00:45:03,860 --> 00:45:04,660 It's got 12 in it. 1228 00:45:04,720 --> 00:45:05,240 That's nice. 1229 00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:07,360 We're all ready to roll here. 1230 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,620 Bilbo Hannans. 1231 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:10,420 Thank you very much. 1232 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,860 And Kevin from County Galway. 1233 00:45:11,940 --> 00:45:12,540 Thank you very much. 1234 00:45:12,620 --> 00:45:13,560 Pre-loaf. 1235 00:45:14,820 --> 00:45:16,600 Pre-loaf cut snatch as well. 1236 00:45:17,100 --> 00:45:18,100 And Hannibal Lecter. 1237 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:19,080 I hope you're getting on well. 1238 00:45:19,140 --> 00:45:21,220 You look like my friend from Mozambique. 1239 00:45:21,720 --> 00:45:22,720 Thank you very much. 1240 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:22,720 Thank you very much. 1241 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:23,620 And Spooky. 1242 00:45:23,980 --> 00:45:25,760 So happy you're back on the Resident Evil. 1243 00:45:26,980 --> 00:45:28,480 And look at now the head turns. 1244 00:45:28,580 --> 00:45:29,640 It kind of a brow. 1245 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:31,420 It looks like I've been on the Tannen beds. 1246 00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:32,860 Jerry Tannen. 1247 00:45:33,700 --> 00:45:36,000 And thank you very much for the tip there as well. 1248 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,640 Bilbo Hannigan. 1249 00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:39,180 And Kevin from County Galway. 1250 00:45:40,460 --> 00:45:41,860 What's this one saying to us now? 1251 00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:42,500 Repeat Hannigan. 1252 00:45:43,120 --> 00:45:43,520 Ah. 1253 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,000 Lord Sadler. 1254 00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:49,880 I was hoping Lord Sadler was going to come through on the machine there. 1255 00:45:49,980 --> 00:45:50,960 The walkie-talkie. 1256 00:45:51,020 --> 00:45:51,740 It's not going to help though. 1257 00:45:52,540 --> 00:45:53,240 It's not going to happen. 1258 00:45:59,180 --> 00:45:59,900 Platinum sword. 1259 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,960 Where's he keeping that? 1260 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,240 Do you see the size of the sword? 1261 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,300 And look. 1262 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,060 Where is it on him? 1263 00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,280 That doesn't fit in the attaché case. 1264 00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:06,840 Sure it doesn't. 1265 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,200 Funny old game sometimes you know. 1266 00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,320 You'll be asking what the fuck are they thinking. 1267 00:46:13,060 --> 00:46:13,600 And I made it. 1268 00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:18,280 Ah. 1269 00:46:18,380 --> 00:46:18,580 Right. 1270 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:19,740 Now we're inside. 1271 00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,520 This is where things begin to get a little bit hairy. 1272 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:24,360 Considering the girl. 1273 00:46:24,500 --> 00:46:27,260 You need to be strategically thinking about where she's going to be placed. 1274 00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:28,140 Okay. 1275 00:46:28,260 --> 00:46:29,220 We come back down here. 1276 00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:30,380 Place her down here. 1277 00:46:30,620 --> 00:46:31,240 Only thing is. 1278 00:46:31,500 --> 00:46:34,780 You'll have a load of bad bastards coming in through the bottom door here. 1279 00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:36,860 Now. 1280 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:37,560 Matalan. 1281 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:38,960 The clove shop. 1282 00:46:39,860 --> 00:46:40,760 These guys are saying. 1283 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:42,660 Look at this now. 1284 00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,780 As long as none of these assholes run as this were grand. 1285 00:46:46,520 --> 00:46:48,240 And they're starting to run. 1286 00:46:49,820 --> 00:46:51,320 Fire power is being upgraded. 1287 00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:52,240 Stream upgrade. 1288 00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,120 Get the shotgun out here. 1289 00:46:58,260 --> 00:47:00,560 And absolutely take this leather bridge down. 1290 00:47:00,660 --> 00:47:01,040 Oh no. 1291 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:03,280 Decapitated Tom. 1292 00:47:03,480 --> 00:47:06,020 Not the way it wanted to work out for me. 1293 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:08,500 Not the way at all. 1294 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:11,740 Horrible bit of business. 1295 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:12,980 He went for the shotgun. 1296 00:47:13,420 --> 00:47:13,580 Well. 1297 00:47:13,720 --> 00:47:15,020 That wasn't even fast enough. 1298 00:47:15,260 --> 00:47:15,340 Oh. 1299 00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,700 Yankee doodle dandy. 1300 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,100 Your head is gone. 1301 00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,820 Best get a new head for the season. 1302 00:47:21,460 --> 00:47:22,080 Thanks very much. 1303 00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:22,280 Thanks very much. 1304 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:22,280 Thanks very much. 1305 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:22,280 Thanks very much. 1306 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,500 Time for the words of wisdom there. 1307 00:47:23,540 --> 00:47:24,140 Let's continue. 1308 00:47:25,140 --> 00:47:25,540 Fuck. 1309 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:26,600 When was the last save? 1310 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:28,880 Hopefully it just checks. 1311 00:47:29,020 --> 00:47:29,180 Yeah. 1312 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:29,480 Great. 1313 00:47:30,780 --> 00:47:35,160 Thinking that was going to bring us all the way back to a horrible scenario where we saved 1314 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:35,860 ages ago. 1315 00:47:35,980 --> 00:47:36,680 Take that sword. 1316 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:36,980 Yeah. 1317 00:47:38,120 --> 00:47:39,940 And we'll leave her there. 1318 00:47:40,060 --> 00:47:43,540 And we'll take that lovely bit of peseta work down there as well. 1319 00:47:44,900 --> 00:47:45,300 Now. 1320 00:47:45,740 --> 00:47:46,380 Red nine. 1321 00:47:46,540 --> 00:47:48,460 Bit of a letdown on those guys. 1322 00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:51,480 I wasn't going up for any volleys to the head. 1323 00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:52,460 Thanks very much Leo. 1324 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:53,700 Leo and Smokey. 1325 00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:55,260 Hope you're getting on well. 1326 00:47:55,300 --> 00:48:01,860 say please enjoy yourself and have this tip and enjoy with it a lovely little round egg 1327 00:48:01,860 --> 00:48:02,380 for yourself. 1328 00:48:02,520 --> 00:48:03,380 Thanks very much for that. 1329 00:48:03,540 --> 00:48:04,480 Very very kind of you. 1330 00:48:05,460 --> 00:48:08,700 Also I've got fecal health so that really isn't helping the scenario. 1331 00:48:11,660 --> 00:48:12,100 Yeah. 1332 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:12,820 Sweet. 1333 00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,800 Any herbs Fierce Lads? 1334 00:48:17,240 --> 00:48:17,640 Yes. 1335 00:48:17,780 --> 00:48:18,180 No herbs. 1336 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:24,080 I wonder if those squidgy, squidgy, squidgy masters, are they randomly generated? 1337 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,480 Or is this a squid? 1338 00:48:26,540 --> 00:48:27,220 Is this a squid? 1339 00:48:28,540 --> 00:48:29,340 They're all gone. 1340 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:30,140 Lovely. 1341 00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:33,080 Phil from Ballyferbit. 1342 00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,300 Thanks very much for the tip. 1343 00:48:34,580 --> 00:48:35,900 And there's something you learn. 1344 00:48:36,020 --> 00:48:38,620 That's something you learn on the training grounds as Kevin Beijing. 1345 00:48:40,660 --> 00:48:44,340 We really should have been on the training ground for this game as well coming into it. 1346 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,060 But look, I didn't think we really needed it to be honest. 1347 00:48:47,740 --> 00:48:49,120 We've been through it enough times. 1348 00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:50,900 Golden sword mounted on the plate. 1349 00:48:50,980 --> 00:48:51,320 Take it. 1350 00:48:51,380 --> 00:48:52,100 Yeah, we'll take that. 1351 00:48:52,280 --> 00:48:53,380 We've got the golden sword there. 1352 00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:55,800 And then we'll put into it. 1353 00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,340 The silver sword. 1354 00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:00,820 Oh, fuck. 1355 00:49:01,360 --> 00:49:01,580 Right. 1356 00:49:01,860 --> 00:49:02,740 The girl is down there. 1357 00:49:02,820 --> 00:49:05,580 He sent a couple of ball and chain macers after us. 1358 00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:08,540 That could be good for the situation. 1359 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:13,600 What we will do there, though, is really get busy with this riot gun. 1360 00:49:13,960 --> 00:49:15,360 Paul Gascoigne, thanks very much. 1361 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:17,580 You look like my friend Moti. 1362 00:49:17,860 --> 00:49:18,680 Thank you very much. 1363 00:49:18,980 --> 00:49:20,980 That might be a Squidward affair there. 1364 00:49:21,700 --> 00:49:23,980 Oh, that was crucible-istic. 1365 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:25,740 Disgusting in nature. 1366 00:49:26,320 --> 00:49:29,360 And oh, sweet in its execution as well. 1367 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:30,460 He's still alive, though. 1368 00:49:30,840 --> 00:49:32,820 Whip out the red nine for a finishing affair. 1369 00:49:33,300 --> 00:49:35,820 Boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower, boomhower. 1370 00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:37,140 He takes a lot. 1371 00:49:37,240 --> 00:49:38,740 And he's got a lot to give as well. 1372 00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:39,640 Taylor Swift. 1373 00:49:39,740 --> 00:49:40,400 Shake it off. 1374 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:41,320 Could be too late. 1375 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:42,620 He's gone for the mace. 1376 00:49:42,820 --> 00:49:45,240 He hasn't got enough swing on it to get me, though. 1377 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:47,040 The girl is getting done in. 1378 00:49:47,180 --> 00:49:52,100 We need to really take things seriously here and absolutely leather these guys. 1379 00:49:52,200 --> 00:49:53,400 We've got a flashbanger. 1380 00:49:54,340 --> 00:49:55,420 That guy's gone. 1381 00:49:56,220 --> 00:49:56,860 Oh, my God. 1382 00:49:57,540 --> 00:50:00,780 He needs to go to sleep, that lad, in a fast and furious way. 1383 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:08,900 Let's get the grenades going here and really take these guys out at pace. 1384 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:14,880 Not the way I wanted this to work out, but it's working out the way at some way anyways. 1385 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,400 Thanks very much, Tig, for the tip, Tig. 1386 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,620 Lovely little tip, Tig. 1387 00:50:21,200 --> 00:50:23,740 And I tell you, we've got the eye of a tiger tonight. 1388 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,720 We're actually taking this down to the zoo and we're putting it behind bars, the way every tiger should be. 1389 00:50:31,020 --> 00:50:35,580 Can I just counter Tom's point there about those tigers? 1390 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:37,680 They should not be held in captivity. 1391 00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:41,740 And I want to put it out there to any zoological zookeepers out there. 1392 00:50:41,800 --> 00:50:44,920 You do a good job looking after the animals, but you need to ask yourself, 1393 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:46,840 should the animals be there in the first place? 1394 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,260 I'm not sure about that. 1395 00:50:48,260 --> 00:50:50,320 Makes for a great day out. 1396 00:50:50,500 --> 00:50:51,580 Family fun at the zoo. 1397 00:50:52,320 --> 00:50:52,760 Educational. 1398 00:50:54,100 --> 00:51:01,320 If you can see past the cruelty of the cage, you can find an absolute wonder of the mind. 1399 00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:02,660 That is education. 1400 00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:03,740 A lifetime of it. 1401 00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,360 You'd know anything about it if you ever spent a day in school in your life, Francis. 1402 00:51:08,380 --> 00:51:09,980 Thanks very much for that, Tom. 1403 00:51:10,040 --> 00:51:12,200 I tell you what, I did go to school, did biology. 1404 00:51:12,620 --> 00:51:14,260 There was a bit of botany in it as well. 1405 00:51:14,260 --> 00:51:21,380 Just as I pick up a plant, a red herb can be utilized to maximize the usage of other herbs, 1406 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,140 namely the green one, which will triple its strength. 1407 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,460 So what we've got here is a red. 1408 00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:27,900 We do need to find another green. 1409 00:51:28,320 --> 00:51:31,420 And yeah, Mendelssohn, the fellow who invented genetics. 1410 00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:36,320 If you look back at your biology book, if you ever did a day in biology at all, Tom, did you? 1411 00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,500 Didn't bother with it, no. 1412 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:44,980 Went to the school of hard knocks, and I got five honor stars from the University of Life. 1413 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:46,540 No need for any schooling for me. 1414 00:51:46,640 --> 00:51:47,940 The school of bus is all I need. 1415 00:51:48,220 --> 00:51:50,240 I'm a bus, bus, bussel man. 1416 00:51:50,340 --> 00:51:51,040 We be bussin'. 1417 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:55,740 Thanks very much there, Stephen Hawking, stunt double for the tip. 1418 00:51:55,900 --> 00:51:57,800 August, liquid snake, sack us. 1419 00:51:58,360 --> 00:51:59,260 Hopefully you're getting on well. 1420 00:51:59,340 --> 00:52:01,400 And Kiki Stockhammer says, 1421 00:52:02,200 --> 00:52:06,060 Shout out to Lisa, who says Tom's voice is smooth like butter. 1422 00:52:06,580 --> 00:52:08,960 You look like my friend from Mulrani. 1423 00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:11,240 A drug that'll stop your convulsions. 1424 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:13,320 It sounded like Lewis just said, 1425 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:16,360 A drug dealer, a drug dealer, stop my convulsions. 1426 00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,520 You got the, you got the demon blood, right? 1427 00:52:20,180 --> 00:52:20,640 And you. 1428 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:23,880 You look like my friend from Mulrani. 1429 00:52:24,160 --> 00:52:25,160 The eggs have hatched. 1430 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:26,740 The eggs have hatched. 1431 00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:27,960 It's a great day for the eggs. 1432 00:52:29,420 --> 00:52:35,640 And we've got a correction there in the chat from none other than OnionLover69, 1433 00:52:36,140 --> 00:52:43,040 who says the name of the monk who worked out genetics on plants was not Mendelssohn. 1434 00:52:43,460 --> 00:52:44,880 It was Mendel. 1435 00:52:46,580 --> 00:52:54,100 Absolute terrible searing indictment into your ignorance, arrogance, and lack of education. 1436 00:52:54,460 --> 00:52:56,700 Trying to be the big billy bollocks on the stream. 1437 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,780 Telling Johnny this, Johnny that. 1438 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,000 Oh, look at my knowledge. 1439 00:53:00,100 --> 00:53:02,060 I know everything about genetics and Mendel. 1440 00:53:02,420 --> 00:53:03,980 You actually don't know anything, son. 1441 00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:09,320 And I gotta tell you this, it's really nice to see you get corrected by people in the chat. 1442 00:53:09,740 --> 00:53:11,820 And it really makes me feel good inside as well. 1443 00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:15,720 We've got a ton of fuckers coming at us. 1444 00:53:15,820 --> 00:53:16,740 I can hear them. 1445 00:53:17,080 --> 00:53:18,020 Oh, here they are. 1446 00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,280 And it's time to take them out fast style. 1447 00:53:20,780 --> 00:53:22,000 Let's get this grenade going. 1448 00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:26,160 Because we ain't got enough health to deal with these cats right now. 1449 00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:27,640 Uh-oh. 1450 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:28,800 That was a waste. 1451 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,700 That really was a waste. 1452 00:53:31,160 --> 00:53:33,180 And now I don't know what, I don't know what to do. 1453 00:53:33,180 --> 00:53:37,520 Oh. 1454 00:53:37,520 --> 00:53:38,320 Oh, ho, ho. 1455 00:53:38,940 --> 00:53:40,240 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 1456 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:41,500 Oh, no. 1457 00:53:42,100 --> 00:53:42,560 No. 1458 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:43,880 Ah. 1459 00:53:45,100 --> 00:53:45,580 Run. 1460 00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:46,400 Run. 1461 00:53:48,900 --> 00:53:49,620 Terrible searing. 1462 00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:50,240 Catch myself. 1463 00:53:51,660 --> 00:53:53,040 Lovely, lovely, lovely explosion. 1464 00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,160 Your man went flying. 1465 00:53:54,300 --> 00:53:55,980 It was like Superman coming through at you. 1466 00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:59,040 But he was, it's like Superman, but more a shit Superman. 1467 00:53:59,460 --> 00:54:01,640 And then you really got out of dodge to cut. 1468 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:02,300 That fine now. 1469 00:54:03,360 --> 00:54:05,260 Very, very fine it was indeed. 1470 00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:07,080 A fine night for it, some might say. 1471 00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:08,800 Because we've managed to reload the gun. 1472 00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:10,840 I've got a little bit of time on my hands. 1473 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:11,740 I might take this one. 1474 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:13,140 I might take this one. 1475 00:54:13,640 --> 00:54:14,000 Uh-oh. 1476 00:54:14,540 --> 00:54:15,220 Uh-oh. 1477 00:54:22,460 --> 00:54:23,440 Fucking hell. 1478 00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:24,480 Fire. 1479 00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:24,560 Fire. 1480 00:54:24,560 --> 00:54:29,020 Crazy bit of business altogether. 1481 00:54:29,260 --> 00:54:30,620 You really want to get your act together. 1482 00:54:30,780 --> 00:54:33,160 Because at the moment, you're taking too many liberties. 1483 00:54:34,060 --> 00:54:35,700 This isn't Liberty City. 1484 00:54:35,980 --> 00:54:37,060 This is Castle Bar. 1485 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:39,880 And you play with the big boys down this way. 1486 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,480 You get ramshackled. 1487 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:43,480 Now, where's that harp? 1488 00:54:45,140 --> 00:54:46,060 I'm not messing. 1489 00:54:46,180 --> 00:54:46,900 Is this a glitch? 1490 00:54:47,840 --> 00:54:48,440 Is... 1491 00:54:48,440 --> 00:54:50,200 You're still on the phone to me. 1492 00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:51,400 Go back to studio. 1493 00:54:52,460 --> 00:54:52,980 Sorry, Tom. 1494 00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:53,760 Is this a glitch? 1495 00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,420 I'm literally after picking up a green herb there. 1496 00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,140 I used it, but it... 1497 00:54:58,140 --> 00:54:59,200 How did I use it, Liam? 1498 00:54:59,540 --> 00:54:59,860 Does it... 1499 00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:00,380 I've still... 1500 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:00,960 Oh, I used... 1501 00:55:00,960 --> 00:55:01,320 Yeah, I did. 1502 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:02,400 Sorry, Liam. 1503 00:55:02,500 --> 00:55:05,060 Sorry for getting a little bit indignant towards you there. 1504 00:55:06,500 --> 00:55:07,940 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1505 00:55:09,260 --> 00:55:11,880 And I can hear more mozzy, deszy, dees as we... 1506 00:55:11,880 --> 00:55:14,900 As we approach another bad scenario. 1507 00:55:15,020 --> 00:55:16,000 These guys just keep coming. 1508 00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,300 Let's leave her there. 1509 00:55:18,780 --> 00:55:20,300 Hopefully this fucker will... 1510 00:55:21,340 --> 00:55:22,260 Come out to us. 1511 00:55:22,260 --> 00:55:24,280 Come on. 1512 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,040 Look at these assholes. 1513 00:55:26,140 --> 00:55:27,440 They've got nothing going for them. 1514 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,000 You've got nothing going for you. 1515 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:32,980 You've got nothing going for you. 1516 00:55:35,040 --> 00:55:36,680 You've got nothing going for you. 1517 00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:39,760 Have you any plans? 1518 00:55:43,060 --> 00:55:44,020 That's great stuff. 1519 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,220 Headless chicken vibes. 1520 00:55:46,080 --> 00:55:48,040 And he's left something as well to boot Tommy. 1521 00:55:48,040 --> 00:55:48,300 Hey! 1522 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:48,460 Hey! 1523 00:55:48,580 --> 00:55:49,940 You've got nothing going for you. 1524 00:55:50,300 --> 00:55:51,680 Lovely bit of business altogether. 1525 00:55:51,840 --> 00:55:53,020 He dropped a nice bit of treasure. 1526 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:53,560 You've got nothing going for you. 1527 00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:54,260 And look at this. 1528 00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:55,840 Waits it. 1529 00:55:55,920 --> 00:55:56,480 Sets it up. 1530 00:55:56,540 --> 00:55:57,500 Let's crawl into it. 1531 00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,620 And that's a walking demonic dickhead. 1532 00:56:01,300 --> 00:56:03,360 Just as you say walking demonic dickhead. 1533 00:56:03,420 --> 00:56:05,720 We've got another one coming towards us with a mace. 1534 00:56:06,020 --> 00:56:07,300 Fuckers swinging a mace. 1535 00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:08,820 Oh! 1536 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:11,120 Liquid snake sack sauce. 1537 00:56:11,260 --> 00:56:13,920 Thank you very much for the liquid snake tip. 1538 00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:15,000 I hope you're getting on well. 1539 00:56:18,140 --> 00:56:19,300 You've got no future. 1540 00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:20,920 You've got no future. 1541 00:56:21,560 --> 00:56:21,900 Tom? 1542 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:24,140 Tom? 1543 00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:27,920 You really did have no future. 1544 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:29,460 You put him down on the ground. 1545 00:56:29,660 --> 00:56:30,800 You took the red knight out. 1546 00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,000 The red knight. 1547 00:56:32,180 --> 00:56:33,360 And you gave it a spin around. 1548 00:56:33,580 --> 00:56:34,760 That's the end of his days. 1549 00:56:34,960 --> 00:56:35,620 He's finished. 1550 00:56:35,940 --> 00:56:36,340 Good luck. 1551 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:38,880 Back to the girl. 1552 00:56:39,540 --> 00:56:40,260 Follow me. 1553 00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:40,920 Will you Ashley? 1554 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,900 For fuck's sake. 1555 00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:42,860 It's not. 1556 00:56:43,020 --> 00:56:45,420 This isn't playtime at the White House. 1557 00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:47,340 With mommy and daddy. 1558 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:47,780 Papa. 1559 00:56:47,900 --> 00:56:49,200 Papa Presidente. 1560 00:56:49,420 --> 00:56:51,740 This is Resident Evil Castle Bar. 1561 00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:54,820 Sometimes the. 1562 00:56:55,200 --> 00:56:56,400 I don't like the cut of this. 1563 00:56:56,480 --> 00:56:57,420 This one's jib. 1564 00:56:57,500 --> 00:56:58,400 She's hanging around. 1565 00:56:58,520 --> 00:57:00,060 Not doing any work at all. 1566 00:57:00,360 --> 00:57:01,740 She doesn't put any work in. 1567 00:57:02,100 --> 00:57:02,620 What's the weather. 1568 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,180 She's no Sherry Birkin. 1569 00:57:04,940 --> 00:57:06,300 And this is an exploding barrel. 1570 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:08,000 We need to be aware of. 1571 00:57:08,200 --> 00:57:08,780 Look at this guy. 1572 00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:09,540 It's funny. 1573 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,100 We talk about awareness, Tom. 1574 00:57:11,500 --> 00:57:12,500 What's going on here? 1575 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,460 A complete and utter lack of awareness. 1576 00:57:15,880 --> 00:57:16,660 What are you going to do? 1577 00:57:16,860 --> 00:57:17,280 I mean. 1578 00:57:17,960 --> 00:57:18,540 You could. 1579 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:19,420 If you wanted. 1580 00:57:19,840 --> 00:57:20,840 Take your time with it. 1581 00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:21,840 Yeah. 1582 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:23,060 I think we'll take our time with it. 1583 00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:23,920 I think we might just. 1584 00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:26,160 Exacerbate the situation. 1585 00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:27,500 Make it a little bit more. 1586 00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,980 Fun and games-ish for us. 1587 00:57:29,300 --> 00:57:30,240 But at the end of the day. 1588 00:57:30,340 --> 00:57:31,220 Let's not feck around. 1589 00:57:31,380 --> 00:57:33,040 The speed run is at stake here. 1590 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:33,660 Boom, Howard. 1591 00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:37,640 One in the shoulder. 1592 00:57:38,000 --> 00:57:38,800 One in the head. 1593 00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:40,460 What's the mace about, man? 1594 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,680 You should have got the mace going. 1595 00:57:42,240 --> 00:57:43,240 You've got no future. 1596 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:46,160 Lovely bit of business. 1597 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,200 And he's dropped nothing. 1598 00:57:48,360 --> 00:57:48,820 The asshole. 1599 00:57:48,820 --> 00:57:49,940 At stake here. 1600 00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:50,560 Boom, Howard. 1601 00:57:51,140 --> 00:57:51,800 He really did. 1602 00:57:52,060 --> 00:57:54,480 And not yet another scumbag with no future. 1603 00:57:54,680 --> 00:57:55,200 Because he's. 1604 00:57:55,340 --> 00:57:56,640 He's not utilizing. 1605 00:57:57,380 --> 00:57:57,660 His. 1606 00:57:58,220 --> 00:57:58,700 Mace. 1607 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:00,220 And he's ended up. 1608 00:58:01,220 --> 00:58:01,420 On. 1609 00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:02,580 Yeah, he is. 1610 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:03,700 Ended up on the ground. 1611 00:58:03,800 --> 00:58:05,220 Let's finish your sentence for you, Tom. 1612 00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:06,320 Because sometimes. 1613 00:58:06,980 --> 00:58:08,600 We need to just get back to the business. 1614 00:58:09,080 --> 00:58:10,280 It's not all about fucking. 1615 00:58:10,940 --> 00:58:11,560 Cream plays. 1616 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:12,340 This and that and the other. 1617 00:58:12,760 --> 00:58:14,260 We're actually looking for a sponsor. 1618 00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:14,760 For. 1619 00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,100 The replay. 1620 00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:18,360 Do you know like Soccer Saturday. 1621 00:58:18,520 --> 00:58:19,280 Or Super Sunday. 1622 00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:19,620 Whatever. 1623 00:58:19,820 --> 00:58:20,860 They go to replay. 1624 00:58:20,860 --> 00:58:22,860 Your replay brought to you by Gillette. 1625 00:58:23,060 --> 00:58:23,460 Or whatever. 1626 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:24,660 Yeah. 1627 00:58:24,780 --> 00:58:26,180 I can't really see anybody. 1628 00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,280 Sponsoring this. 1629 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:28,120 Oh. 1630 00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,100 You dickhead. 1631 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:31,300 Fucking hell, Tom. 1632 00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:37,360 You buy Gillette. 1633 00:58:37,540 --> 00:58:37,980 Or whatever. 1634 00:58:38,340 --> 00:58:39,280 Crazy bit of business. 1635 00:58:39,520 --> 00:58:41,280 Talking shite about sponsorship deals. 1636 00:58:41,380 --> 00:58:41,960 Buy Gillette. 1637 00:58:43,100 --> 00:58:44,200 What's the point of that? 1638 00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:44,720 For a. 1639 00:58:45,040 --> 00:58:46,140 Best a man can get? 1640 00:58:49,080 --> 00:58:50,580 It's not the best a man can get. 1641 00:58:50,580 --> 00:58:51,260 Because I mean look. 1642 00:58:51,380 --> 00:58:51,800 We can't even. 1643 00:58:52,820 --> 00:58:54,320 We can't even be a man. 1644 00:58:54,800 --> 00:58:56,060 I can't even look at. 1645 00:58:56,220 --> 00:58:57,380 At the webcam here. 1646 00:58:57,460 --> 00:58:57,920 And say look. 1647 00:58:57,960 --> 00:58:58,860 You're looking at a man. 1648 00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:00,160 Because. 1649 00:59:00,500 --> 00:59:01,380 That's not the behaviour. 1650 00:59:01,540 --> 00:59:02,860 That's not the gameplay of a man. 1651 00:59:03,580 --> 00:59:04,600 Man don't do that. 1652 00:59:04,740 --> 00:59:04,940 Man. 1653 00:59:05,020 --> 00:59:05,980 Man go past that. 1654 00:59:06,100 --> 00:59:06,700 Man killeth. 1655 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:07,920 Other scumbag. 1656 00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,060 And that didn't happen then. 1657 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:09,920 Thanks very much. 1658 00:59:10,000 --> 00:59:10,620 Egg ham. 1659 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,120 For the tip there Tom. 1660 00:59:12,180 --> 00:59:13,080 Do you want to say thanks to that? 1661 00:59:13,900 --> 00:59:14,260 Yeah. 1662 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:14,960 Thanks very much. 1663 00:59:15,020 --> 00:59:15,540 Egg ham. 1664 00:59:16,100 --> 00:59:16,780 A friend of mine. 1665 00:59:16,880 --> 00:59:17,840 Schlapped me yesterday. 1666 00:59:18,040 --> 00:59:18,200 Say. 1667 00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:19,840 Because I rang him that morning. 1668 00:59:20,000 --> 00:59:20,340 Too early. 1669 00:59:20,880 --> 00:59:22,220 It's left my jaw very sore. 1670 00:59:22,780 --> 00:59:23,820 He's done this kind of thing before. 1671 00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:24,940 Should I stay away from the guy? 1672 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,020 Sounds like you should. 1673 00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:26,480 To be honest. 1674 00:59:26,580 --> 00:59:27,880 An abuser is an abuser. 1675 00:59:28,600 --> 00:59:29,520 He's no friend of yours. 1676 00:59:29,940 --> 00:59:30,100 And. 1677 00:59:30,480 --> 00:59:32,260 How could he even slap you over the phone? 1678 00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,440 Sounds like it could be a lie. 1679 00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:34,820 Thanks very much. 1680 00:59:34,880 --> 00:59:36,580 Stay away from the abusers out there lads. 1681 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:36,960 And. 1682 00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:37,360 Heron. 1683 00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:38,440 Thanks very much as well. 1684 00:59:38,500 --> 00:59:40,220 I'm so excited for the Resident Evil 4 remake. 1685 00:59:41,100 --> 00:59:42,640 Considering cryo status. 1686 00:59:43,540 --> 00:59:44,780 Until March next year. 1687 00:59:45,120 --> 00:59:45,340 January. 1688 00:59:45,440 --> 00:59:45,660 February. 1689 00:59:45,740 --> 00:59:45,900 March. 1690 00:59:45,940 --> 00:59:46,220 It's not. 1691 00:59:46,280 --> 00:59:47,380 It's not that far away. 1692 00:59:47,500 --> 00:59:47,840 It is. 1693 00:59:47,980 --> 00:59:48,200 What is it? 1694 00:59:48,220 --> 00:59:48,680 Six months. 1695 00:59:49,260 --> 00:59:49,620 October. 1696 00:59:49,740 --> 00:59:50,180 Now November. 1697 00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:50,560 December. 1698 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:50,900 January. 1699 00:59:51,060 --> 00:59:51,340 February. 1700 00:59:51,440 --> 00:59:51,620 March. 1701 00:59:51,780 --> 00:59:52,440 Four or five. 1702 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:53,200 It could get delayed. 1703 00:59:53,500 --> 00:59:54,600 That's what the word on the street is. 1704 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,000 A lot of situations going on in the world at the moment. 1705 00:59:59,160 --> 01:00:00,000 Supply chains. 1706 01:00:00,100 --> 01:00:00,760 Not the best. 1707 01:00:01,540 --> 01:00:03,020 And Iniesta coming at us. 1708 01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,560 This is not going to be a. 1709 01:00:05,180 --> 01:00:07,020 This is not going to be as bad as it was before. 1710 01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:07,340 Come on. 1711 01:00:07,380 --> 01:00:07,860 Follow me you. 1712 01:00:08,440 --> 01:00:09,040 We'll put her there. 1713 01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:09,680 Leave her there. 1714 01:00:12,340 --> 01:00:13,680 She doesn't fucking stay. 1715 01:00:13,680 --> 01:00:14,220 That's the thing. 1716 01:00:14,220 --> 01:00:21,900 Shit. 1717 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,060 We. 1718 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:25,820 We need to not get ramshackled by these. 1719 01:00:26,600 --> 01:00:27,360 Scooblas here. 1720 01:00:30,020 --> 01:00:31,120 The concentration. 1721 01:00:31,860 --> 01:00:34,480 The concentration as we move into the next realm here. 1722 01:00:34,880 --> 01:00:35,720 Couple of bad boys. 1723 01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,320 Maybe a red nine affair. 1724 01:00:40,620 --> 01:00:42,600 Red nine diaries on Bravo. 1725 01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:46,220 Late night. 1726 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,800 Ah. 1727 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,500 Old school. 1728 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:53,020 Five minutes review. 1729 01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:56,620 Television X. 1730 01:00:57,180 --> 01:00:58,220 Beautiful stuff. 1731 01:00:59,620 --> 01:01:00,600 Nothing like it. 1732 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:01,340 Back in the day. 1733 01:01:02,020 --> 01:01:03,960 Parents have gone out to the pub probably. 1734 01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:09,500 Let's have a look and check out what's on that fantastic channel called Bravo. 1735 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,080 And Bravo to me Tom. 1736 01:01:12,320 --> 01:01:13,540 For dispatching those guys. 1737 01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:15,580 Yep. 1738 01:01:15,780 --> 01:01:16,700 Great bit of business. 1739 01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,840 Lovely bit of red nine diaries there. 1740 01:01:21,140 --> 01:01:22,780 Nothing soft core about that. 1741 01:01:22,860 --> 01:01:24,340 You took their heads off at peace. 1742 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,480 And we like it. 1743 01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:26,320 We love seeing it. 1744 01:01:26,500 --> 01:01:27,740 And we want some more of it. 1745 01:01:27,820 --> 01:01:28,960 Let's have some more of it. 1746 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,180 Come on you cat. 1747 01:01:31,220 --> 01:01:35,160 Just want to say sorry there for Tom's disgusting language. 1748 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:35,980 Wait. 1749 01:01:36,780 --> 01:01:38,680 But it is 20 to 11. 1750 01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:39,340 What can you. 1751 01:01:39,440 --> 01:01:40,160 What do you expect? 1752 01:01:41,120 --> 01:01:41,600 This is. 1753 01:01:41,780 --> 01:01:44,500 It's a tense affair here in Castle Bar. 1754 01:01:44,500 --> 01:01:46,980 As we move at pace towards that prick. 1755 01:01:47,380 --> 01:01:48,720 Up there on the. 1756 01:01:48,780 --> 01:01:49,920 We've got an aid spray. 1757 01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:50,460 It's filthy. 1758 01:01:50,580 --> 01:01:51,120 Let's use it. 1759 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,680 Let's just reload the pistol there. 1760 01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:57,000 And then. 1761 01:01:57,980 --> 01:02:00,460 Get that shotty too hotty going as well. 1762 01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:01,580 Reload that. 1763 01:02:01,660 --> 01:02:03,880 Put a few slug shells into that bad boy. 1764 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,420 And then reload the TMP as well. 1765 01:02:08,980 --> 01:02:10,680 Really looking for a lovely. 1766 01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:11,700 Lovely. 1767 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,920 Green herb to mix with the red. 1768 01:02:15,140 --> 01:02:16,700 What we'll do here is. 1769 01:02:16,900 --> 01:02:17,800 Maybe snipe. 1770 01:02:17,900 --> 01:02:19,640 Wesley snipe this guy from afar. 1771 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:20,620 If we can get to him. 1772 01:02:21,940 --> 01:02:22,920 Does he spawn? 1773 01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:23,880 Has he spawned yet? 1774 01:02:23,920 --> 01:02:24,400 He's there. 1775 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:25,320 He's there. 1776 01:02:25,420 --> 01:02:25,560 Look. 1777 01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:30,040 You don't want to give him line of sight. 1778 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,500 That was enough. 1779 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,320 Lovely stuff. 1780 01:02:39,100 --> 01:02:40,460 Lovely bit of business there. 1781 01:02:41,100 --> 01:02:42,680 With sneaky tactics. 1782 01:02:43,240 --> 01:02:44,260 Rabbit and hat tricks. 1783 01:02:45,060 --> 01:02:45,660 And it was. 1784 01:02:45,980 --> 01:02:47,100 You don't want to give him line of sight. 1785 01:02:47,100 --> 01:02:47,600 It's an aerial. 1786 01:02:48,600 --> 01:02:48,920 Boom. 1787 01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:49,420 Right in the. 1788 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:50,920 Right in the crotch. 1789 01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,640 Right in the crotch. 1790 01:02:52,720 --> 01:02:53,200 Took the words. 1791 01:02:53,280 --> 01:02:54,760 Right out of your crotch. 1792 01:02:55,180 --> 01:02:55,820 Let open. 1793 01:02:55,900 --> 01:02:56,100 Okay. 1794 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:56,660 Come on. 1795 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:58,220 Get this girl to follow us. 1796 01:02:58,520 --> 01:02:58,760 Follow me. 1797 01:02:58,840 --> 01:02:59,900 I've pressed the Z button. 1798 01:03:00,020 --> 01:03:01,680 She doesn't fucking come running like. 1799 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:06,300 Oh my god. 1800 01:03:07,880 --> 01:03:08,280 Right. 1801 01:03:08,900 --> 01:03:09,280 Right. 1802 01:03:09,620 --> 01:03:10,000 Right. 1803 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,320 Right. 1804 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:10,640 Right. 1805 01:03:10,720 --> 01:03:10,920 Right. 1806 01:03:11,020 --> 01:03:11,200 Right. 1807 01:03:11,200 --> 01:03:11,480 Yeah. 1808 01:03:11,760 --> 01:03:11,960 Yeah. 1809 01:03:12,260 --> 01:03:13,520 Just take. 1810 01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,540 Take the feet out. 1811 01:03:14,980 --> 01:03:23,120 I wonder, uh, is that a waste? 1812 01:03:25,660 --> 01:03:27,000 Yeah, volley time. 1813 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,120 And then... 1814 01:03:29,120 --> 01:03:33,340 Slashington's World of Adventurinos. 1815 01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:35,940 You love to see it when it happens and it's available. 1816 01:03:35,940 --> 01:03:37,180 Is that a waste? 1817 01:03:37,720 --> 01:03:40,440 You really do love to see it when it's happening and it's available. 1818 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:41,520 And that time it was. 1819 01:03:41,580 --> 01:03:42,780 A lovely volley to the ground. 1820 01:03:42,900 --> 01:03:44,840 And then slash, slash, slash. 1821 01:03:44,840 --> 01:03:46,960 Slash, slash, slash. 1822 01:03:47,920 --> 01:03:48,800 It's a... 1823 01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,680 It was beautiful. 1824 01:03:50,020 --> 01:03:51,280 And it was beautiful. 1825 01:03:52,540 --> 01:03:54,900 Now, let's reload that TMP. 1826 01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:58,320 Stick that in the back pocket later. 1827 01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:00,000 Back to that. 1828 01:04:00,660 --> 01:04:01,180 Milosh. 1829 01:04:01,480 --> 01:04:02,000 Milosh. 1830 01:04:02,280 --> 01:04:03,060 How the hell are you? 1831 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:05,580 Yeah, it's a long time no stream affair. 1832 01:04:05,680 --> 01:04:06,680 I hope you're getting on well. 1833 01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:09,360 You've checked the speedrun database. 1834 01:04:10,080 --> 01:04:12,440 And it says that we've got plenty of time to spare. 1835 01:04:13,140 --> 01:04:15,480 Thanks very much for that tip there, Milosh. 1836 01:04:15,840 --> 01:04:16,760 Beautiful stuff. 1837 01:04:17,100 --> 01:04:17,980 Great support. 1838 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,180 Long time supporter of the stream. 1839 01:04:20,820 --> 01:04:23,740 And an absolutely beautiful confirmation. 1840 01:04:24,400 --> 01:04:25,480 That yet again... 1841 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:25,920 Oh, fuck. 1842 01:04:26,000 --> 01:04:26,400 Watch out. 1843 01:04:27,100 --> 01:04:27,720 We're fucked. 1844 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,400 We are absolutely fucked. 1845 01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:30,860 And the girl... 1846 01:04:30,860 --> 01:04:31,860 What's gonna become of her? 1847 01:04:31,980 --> 01:04:32,560 We don't know. 1848 01:04:34,560 --> 01:04:35,460 Let's just run. 1849 01:04:35,540 --> 01:04:36,460 Run, run, run, run, run, run. 1850 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:36,980 Come on. 1851 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,040 Come on! 1852 01:04:42,180 --> 01:04:45,540 Love to just take that bin out there now. 1853 01:04:45,900 --> 01:04:46,620 Not the bin out. 1854 01:04:46,800 --> 01:04:47,360 That's a reminder. 1855 01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:48,540 The bins have to go out tonight. 1856 01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:51,220 Let's... 1857 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,440 Hopefully this door will swing open. 1858 01:04:52,540 --> 01:04:52,880 Come on. 1859 01:04:53,020 --> 01:04:53,400 Come on. 1860 01:04:55,980 --> 01:04:57,160 The door swings open. 1861 01:04:57,820 --> 01:04:59,100 And then I'll just grenade them. 1862 01:05:01,260 --> 01:05:03,180 Even though there's an explodey barrel there. 1863 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,140 Waste of grenade. 1864 01:05:04,480 --> 01:05:04,920 Possibility. 1865 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,380 Let's have a look and see here. 1866 01:05:07,220 --> 01:05:08,700 Maybe TMP it up to the max. 1867 01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:13,440 Thank you very much, Milosh, for your kind, hearted, generous tip ripper, Runas. 1868 01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:14,700 Cru-ness. 1869 01:05:14,800 --> 01:05:16,200 Cue-ness to all these fuckers. 1870 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:17,500 Silence. 1871 01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:18,520 Silence. 1872 01:05:20,860 --> 01:05:23,280 Oh, the barrel was right there. 1873 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:25,040 Oh, no. 1874 01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:28,540 We're getting fucked. 1875 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:30,340 We're getting fucked. 1876 01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:31,060 Oh. 1877 01:05:34,600 --> 01:05:35,440 Oh, God. 1878 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:36,740 I said wait. 1879 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:38,640 And I meant actually follow me. 1880 01:05:39,980 --> 01:05:43,580 What I'll do is I'll just get ahead of this bozo right here. 1881 01:05:43,580 --> 01:05:47,080 And then really take my time with him with the Red 9. 1882 01:05:47,220 --> 01:05:49,140 It's going to be a night out with the Red 9 here. 1883 01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:53,020 Red 9 diaries. 1884 01:05:54,260 --> 01:05:55,360 Bravo to you, sir. 1885 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:56,500 Uh-oh. 1886 01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:57,480 That's not good. 1887 01:05:57,860 --> 01:06:02,020 That's the worst thing that could have happened in this situation at this particular time. 1888 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:06,100 Come on, Ashley. 1889 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:06,980 Follow me to fuck. 1890 01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:08,260 She's not coming. 1891 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,180 She's got no brains, you see. 1892 01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:13,940 She needs to just use work off her own initiative. 1893 01:06:14,120 --> 01:06:15,460 She needs to work off her own initiative. 1894 01:06:15,580 --> 01:06:16,420 She doesn't do that. 1895 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:24,160 And now we've got a lovely situation here where it's just a case of sniper rifle knights. 1896 01:06:24,480 --> 01:06:25,420 Kinky John Fowler. 1897 01:06:25,540 --> 01:06:26,520 Thank you very much for it. 1898 01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:27,360 Milosh. 1899 01:06:28,080 --> 01:06:28,960 Thank you so much. 1900 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,540 It's great, great, great business. 1901 01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:37,380 To have you check in the speedrun database at the same time. 1902 01:06:37,800 --> 01:06:39,340 What kind of fucking chat is that? 1903 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:40,960 What kind of accent was that? 1904 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,780 And why did you say database like that? 1905 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:47,620 Can't even explain to you, Tom. 1906 01:06:47,720 --> 01:06:48,660 Really don't know. 1907 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:55,700 And I apologize to anyone who was confused at what I said there. 1908 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:57,580 I said database, believe me. 1909 01:06:58,860 --> 01:06:59,640 Come on! 1910 01:07:01,920 --> 01:07:04,880 Check the database at pace. 1911 01:07:05,280 --> 01:07:06,300 Somebody's saying there. 1912 01:07:07,300 --> 01:07:08,600 But it's already been checked. 1913 01:07:08,860 --> 01:07:10,020 We don't need to check it anymore. 1914 01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:11,360 Confirmation has come through. 1915 01:07:11,500 --> 01:07:12,100 It was me, lass. 1916 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:19,880 And now we've got a lovely red and green herb scenario, which we can combine and utilize for our own well-being. 1917 01:07:20,100 --> 01:07:21,040 Iron monkey. 1918 01:07:21,320 --> 01:07:22,380 What a beautiful name. 1919 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:24,380 What a beautiful tip. 1920 01:07:25,220 --> 01:07:28,040 What a beautiful night in Castle Bar it is. 1921 01:07:29,040 --> 01:07:32,000 It stopped raining just a few hours ago. 1922 01:07:32,140 --> 01:07:33,080 Maybe it's going to rain again. 1923 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:33,880 Probably will do. 1924 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:35,320 But it's not that cold at all. 1925 01:07:35,380 --> 01:07:35,900 It's mild. 1926 01:07:36,380 --> 01:07:37,100 Very mild. 1927 01:07:37,340 --> 01:07:43,800 In fact, the ghost of jazz musician Mild Davis was in town earlier on, trumpeting away. 1928 01:07:44,640 --> 01:07:48,960 Sweating he was because it was so unbelievably tepid in its heat. 1929 01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:53,960 He actually was well wrapped up wearing a Patagonia dress. 1930 01:07:54,400 --> 01:07:59,820 A woman's goose down Patagonia dress. 1931 01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:01,200 Playing that trumpet. 1932 01:08:01,440 --> 01:08:03,560 Blasting his trumpet away while he was at pace. 1933 01:08:04,820 --> 01:08:07,800 And everybody in Market Square was just dancing. 1934 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:09,180 Just dancing away. 1935 01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,040 And it's locked. 1936 01:08:10,420 --> 01:08:11,520 We've got a silver key. 1937 01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:13,620 And that's what we need at this time. 1938 01:08:14,180 --> 01:08:14,800 This moment. 1939 01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:17,060 It's the Castle Bar, Castle Gate Key. 1940 01:08:18,120 --> 01:08:20,380 Are you serious about the replay sponsorship? 1941 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:21,440 Where can I contact? 1942 01:08:21,620 --> 01:08:22,980 Oh, it's unbelievable, Tom. 1943 01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:24,780 Are we getting on? 1944 01:08:24,860 --> 01:08:25,680 Yeah, we're serious. 1945 01:08:25,800 --> 01:08:27,660 Iron Monkey, thanks very much for the tip. 1946 01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:35,920 But what we're saying is, for the instant cream play, when it goes instant cream play, we're 1947 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:41,100 actually thinking of modifying that, like, you know, instant cream play brought to you by 1948 01:08:41,100 --> 01:08:41,660 Coca-Cola. 1949 01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:45,600 Or instant cream play brought to you by McDonald's. 1950 01:08:46,320 --> 01:08:47,400 Any fast food. 1951 01:08:47,520 --> 01:08:48,220 Sorry, cutscene. 1952 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,180 We'll get back to you in a second. 1953 01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:55,160 I was starting to wonder when you might notice us. 1954 01:08:55,860 --> 01:08:56,640 Who are you? 1955 01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,000 Me llamo Ramon Salazar. 1956 01:09:00,420 --> 01:09:04,120 The eighth castellan of this magnificent architecture. 1957 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:10,740 I have been honored with the prodigious power from the great Lord Sadler. 1958 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,680 I've been expecting you, my brethren. 1959 01:09:14,380 --> 01:09:16,280 No thanks, bro. 1960 01:09:16,640 --> 01:09:18,140 No thanks, bro. 1961 01:09:18,300 --> 01:09:20,260 We've got a feisty one. 1962 01:09:21,180 --> 01:09:28,240 If you care for your own well-being, I suggest you surrender yourself and simply become our hostage. 1963 01:09:29,060 --> 01:09:33,600 Or, Mr. Scott, you can give us the girl because you're not worth a penny, I'm afraid. 1964 01:09:34,340 --> 01:09:35,540 You can die. 1965 01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:41,080 I'm never turning into one of them. 1966 01:09:41,480 --> 01:09:41,820 Never. 1967 01:09:42,600 --> 01:09:44,700 Well, start fucking acting like it then. 1968 01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:45,160 We'll find a cure. 1969 01:09:45,280 --> 01:09:47,540 And stop making me hide you in boxes. 1970 01:09:49,220 --> 01:09:50,180 Sorry about this. 1971 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,820 Just need to turn down the volume there. 1972 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:54,100 It's going to get a bit loud here, I'd say. 1973 01:09:54,640 --> 01:09:58,800 The way I'm looking at the situation here is, she's giving it this. 1974 01:09:59,120 --> 01:10:02,280 I'm never going to turn into one of them, ever. 1975 01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:05,640 Well, stop getting attacked then. 1976 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,640 Because you're letting yourself get attacked. 1977 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,660 I can't say this to her in the game. 1978 01:10:10,200 --> 01:10:11,320 Silage, thank you very much. 1979 01:10:11,380 --> 01:10:13,380 And Dog the County Hurler, thank you very much. 1980 01:10:17,200 --> 01:10:18,680 What's for dinner tonight as well? 1981 01:10:18,740 --> 01:10:19,660 Thanks very much for the tip. 1982 01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:21,020 Pat Kenny's anus. 1983 01:10:21,500 --> 01:10:22,420 Dinner was had. 1984 01:10:23,240 --> 01:10:24,700 Lovely, lovely, spicy chili. 1985 01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:27,560 I usually make a chili that'll last and just put it in the fridge. 1986 01:10:27,740 --> 01:10:29,880 And then it'll last two or three days. 1987 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:33,080 600 grams of beef. 1988 01:10:33,420 --> 01:10:34,740 Chili of minced beef. 1989 01:10:35,020 --> 01:10:35,680 One onion. 1990 01:10:35,980 --> 01:10:36,820 One bell pepper. 1991 01:10:37,220 --> 01:10:41,240 Two spoon, teaspoons of jar of little chili. 1992 01:10:42,420 --> 01:10:44,280 McPhail, thank you very much, McPhail. 1993 01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:48,000 A tin of kidney beans. 1994 01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,900 Half a tin of baked beans I throw in there as well. 1995 01:10:52,540 --> 01:10:54,300 A stock cube of beef. 1996 01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:55,860 OXO stock cube. 1997 01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:59,020 What else do I throw in there? 1998 01:10:59,080 --> 01:10:59,640 Some garlic. 1999 01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,700 And, uh... 2000 01:11:02,700 --> 01:11:05,680 You can go and put carrots or celery in it. 2001 01:11:06,240 --> 01:11:07,240 But I'm not arsed. 2002 01:11:07,320 --> 01:11:08,400 I just go with that. 2003 01:11:08,600 --> 01:11:10,020 And then basmati rice. 2004 01:11:10,260 --> 01:11:11,420 Just boil it up. 2005 01:11:11,480 --> 01:11:12,800 Don't even add anything to the rice. 2006 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:14,560 And, uh... 2007 01:11:14,560 --> 01:11:14,840 Yeah. 2008 01:11:14,980 --> 01:11:16,780 Just stick them in the lunch boxes. 2009 01:11:16,920 --> 01:11:17,640 Then that'll last you. 2010 01:11:17,700 --> 01:11:18,840 You won't have to do any cooking. 2011 01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:20,980 Then it gets boring enough having to do cooking. 2012 01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:21,480 You know? 2013 01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:22,460 So just put it up. 2014 01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:23,400 Especially the wintertime. 2015 01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:25,100 You need that bit of spice in your life, Tom. 2016 01:11:26,100 --> 01:11:27,780 You really don't want to second that. 2017 01:11:28,300 --> 01:11:29,160 Spicy days. 2018 01:11:29,280 --> 01:11:29,740 Right now. 2019 01:11:30,300 --> 01:11:31,380 Even though it's mild enough. 2020 01:11:31,420 --> 01:11:33,200 I was saying it was getting kinda... 2021 01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,380 Nice and, uh... 2022 01:11:34,380 --> 01:11:34,700 Mild. 2023 01:11:34,920 --> 01:11:36,440 It's still great to have a bit of chili. 2024 01:11:37,240 --> 01:11:38,360 Backup chili as well. 2025 01:11:38,660 --> 01:11:39,040 And, uh... 2026 01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:39,260 Look. 2027 01:11:39,540 --> 01:11:41,020 Two or three days in the fridge. 2028 01:11:41,140 --> 01:11:43,440 If it goes over there, stick it into the freezer. 2029 01:11:43,940 --> 01:11:45,680 You don't want to give yourself a bad stomach. 2030 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:46,320 Lovely. 2031 01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:48,560 Lovely. 2032 01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,040 Lovely contraption here. 2033 01:11:50,900 --> 01:11:51,880 You'd wonder who built it. 2034 01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:53,680 Um... 2035 01:11:53,680 --> 01:11:55,680 It's got some sort of imprint in it. 2036 01:11:55,740 --> 01:11:56,800 We can save the game here. 2037 01:11:57,280 --> 01:11:58,200 Thanks very much there. 2038 01:11:58,340 --> 01:11:58,800 McPhail. 2039 01:11:58,900 --> 01:11:59,280 Silage. 2040 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,260 Packenny's anus. 2041 01:12:00,540 --> 01:12:00,960 And Dog. 2042 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:02,240 The county hurler. 2043 01:12:02,420 --> 01:12:02,840 Hurler. 2044 01:12:03,040 --> 01:12:03,720 Should I say it's great? 2045 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:05,960 Barrage of names there. 2046 01:12:07,540 --> 01:12:08,380 Varadkar Higgins. 2047 01:12:08,460 --> 01:12:08,700 Look. 2048 01:12:08,860 --> 01:12:09,920 It's not on that level. 2049 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,480 Just making one meal and sticking that in a lunch box. 2050 01:12:12,720 --> 01:12:13,260 It's not. 2051 01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:16,980 That's not gonna bring you to Varadkar levels of prep. 2052 01:12:17,780 --> 01:12:19,900 Did you see how many Tupperware boxes he has? 2053 01:12:20,880 --> 01:12:22,000 Who has that many? 2054 01:12:22,100 --> 01:12:24,460 Who has that much Tup in the pup? 2055 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:26,440 Do you know what I mean? 2056 01:12:27,940 --> 01:12:28,660 And, uh... 2057 01:12:28,660 --> 01:12:31,900 I don't really have a varied, uh... 2058 01:12:31,900 --> 01:12:33,260 Meal makeup plan. 2059 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:34,860 It's chili or bust at the stage. 2060 01:12:35,040 --> 01:12:35,540 I've... 2061 01:12:35,540 --> 01:12:36,540 I'd... 2062 01:12:36,540 --> 01:12:38,820 Stick a bit of chicken in the air fryer. 2063 01:12:39,020 --> 01:12:40,860 And that's as far as it goes these days. 2064 01:12:40,980 --> 01:12:43,200 Can't even be bothered making anything different. 2065 01:12:43,200 --> 01:12:45,960 It's chicken in the air fryer. 2066 01:12:46,360 --> 01:12:47,780 Or it's chili beef. 2067 01:12:48,240 --> 01:12:49,100 That's all that's... 2068 01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:49,980 That's all you're getting. 2069 01:12:50,340 --> 01:12:51,980 Round Casa Del Higgins. 2070 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:53,500 Yep. 2071 01:12:53,580 --> 01:12:54,000 Well, look. 2072 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:57,080 If any time you want to invite me over, I'll definitely... 2073 01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,660 Read that chili to the max. 2074 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,400 And, uh... 2075 01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:01,180 But you never do. 2076 01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:02,860 You've no time for me. 2077 01:13:03,320 --> 01:13:03,760 Anymore. 2078 01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:06,480 Ever since the, uh... 2079 01:13:06,480 --> 01:13:07,640 The argument last year. 2080 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,220 Yeah, look. 2081 01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:10,700 We don't want to get into that now. 2082 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:11,400 And, uh... 2083 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:14,360 It creates a kind of an atmosphere that I'm not really interested in... 2084 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:17,140 Infecting the rest of the stream with. 2085 01:13:17,220 --> 01:13:20,640 But let it be known that I'm willing to put fucking bygones in the past. 2086 01:13:20,740 --> 01:13:21,480 Let them go by. 2087 01:13:21,480 --> 01:13:26,240 And if you want to come round for a fucking hard dose of spice bag chili... 2088 01:13:26,840 --> 01:13:27,800 You're more than welcome. 2089 01:13:29,800 --> 01:13:30,440 The best. 2090 01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:31,240 I've just, uh... 2091 01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:33,360 Collect as much as you can here. 2092 01:13:33,420 --> 01:13:36,560 Because shit's gonna get very real very soon. 2093 01:13:36,820 --> 01:13:38,240 And I don't know why you keep on, uh... 2094 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:41,240 Saying no to these... 2095 01:13:41,800 --> 01:13:42,280 Pieces. 2096 01:13:43,140 --> 01:13:44,300 Not particularly too sure. 2097 01:13:44,400 --> 01:13:46,360 I think it's something to do with the mouse and keyboard setup. 2098 01:13:46,780 --> 01:13:49,140 If you move the mouse only a fraction... 2099 01:13:49,940 --> 01:13:51,020 Which is what I'm always doing. 2100 01:13:51,060 --> 01:13:52,220 Or the sensitivity of the mouse. 2101 01:13:52,320 --> 01:13:53,500 It will just... 2102 01:13:53,500 --> 01:13:54,140 Select no. 2103 01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:55,600 Down a thing. 2104 01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:56,740 I think this is... 2105 01:13:56,740 --> 01:13:58,180 Down here is a chamber where you... 2106 01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:58,780 Oh, yeah. 2107 01:13:58,860 --> 01:13:59,220 You... 2108 01:13:59,220 --> 01:14:02,520 You come up against machine from 9mm down there. 2109 01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:05,940 It's like some sort of tortured soul gimp. 2110 01:14:06,620 --> 01:14:10,020 Who lives down inside that gated chamber. 2111 01:14:10,940 --> 01:14:11,940 And, uh... 2112 01:14:11,940 --> 01:14:12,440 It's tough. 2113 01:14:12,580 --> 01:14:13,200 It's tough going. 2114 01:14:13,300 --> 01:14:13,860 It's tough business. 2115 01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:15,720 And it could be a restart... 2116 01:14:15,720 --> 01:14:16,560 After restart. 2117 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,220 After restart. 2118 01:14:17,580 --> 01:14:18,040 Let's see. 2119 01:14:19,960 --> 01:14:20,360 Wait. 2120 01:14:21,380 --> 01:14:23,420 Uh, thank you very much there for the tip there. 2121 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:24,020 Cream. 2122 01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,080 And anguished panda. 2123 01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,560 Says chili can carnage. 2124 01:14:27,700 --> 01:14:28,260 Speed run. 2125 01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:30,820 Actually, we need to just move along for a second to piss. 2126 01:14:31,120 --> 01:14:31,740 Uh, uh... 2127 01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:32,140 Sorry. 2128 01:14:32,140 --> 01:14:33,460 Sorry about that. 2129 01:14:38,460 --> 01:14:39,660 Thank you very much there. 2130 01:14:39,660 --> 01:14:41,720 Disgusting bit of burpage there from Francis. 2131 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:42,660 Let's have a look at that. 2132 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,460 Pandu says chili can carnage speed run. 2133 01:14:45,600 --> 01:14:48,000 Actually, we need to just move along for a second to piss. 2134 01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:49,320 Sorry. 2135 01:14:50,620 --> 01:14:50,980 Yeah. 2136 01:14:51,180 --> 01:14:52,200 Sorry about that. 2137 01:14:52,620 --> 01:14:54,360 We shouldn't have even replayed that. 2138 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:55,120 Sorry about that. 2139 01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:56,160 There was no need to do that. 2140 01:14:56,160 --> 01:15:04,560 I thought it was a necessary step towards rectifying your future, uh, transgressions because you can't be fucking doing that. 2141 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:05,200 It's not professional. 2142 01:15:05,320 --> 01:15:05,880 It's not nice. 2143 01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:05,900 It's not nice. 2144 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:06,560 And it's disgusting. 2145 01:15:07,160 --> 01:15:08,320 That's all I got to say on this show. 2146 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:09,020 Thanks very much. 2147 01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,500 Um, just as we're here, thanks very much there to Drew Carey, Chris McBee. 2148 01:15:15,640 --> 01:15:18,020 And, uh, none other than Anguish Panda. 2149 01:15:18,460 --> 01:15:27,000 And Dave McGill says, would you ever do, I think you mean ever do, a commentary and slash or review of the Resident Evil series on Netflix? 2150 01:15:27,140 --> 01:15:27,540 It's mental. 2151 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:33,320 Uh, I would, I'd just stay away from, uh, film, uh, transpositions. 2152 01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:34,260 Is it transpositions? 2153 01:15:34,480 --> 01:15:36,600 Of, uh, video games because they're always shit. 2154 01:15:37,040 --> 01:15:40,500 Never seen a good movie that's been made out of a game before in my life. 2155 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,620 So I know it's a series you're saying. 2156 01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:52,580 But, uh, now that you mention, I have heard that it is quirky and, and strange and, uh, sure if they made a series out of it, then there must be something in it. 2157 01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:53,160 You'd imagine. 2158 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:54,980 They made a series of films out of it though. 2159 01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:55,960 Do you know what I mean? 2160 01:15:55,980 --> 01:15:56,540 They weren't good. 2161 01:15:57,280 --> 01:15:59,440 So, uh, maybe you could do that. 2162 01:15:59,520 --> 01:16:05,100 The only thing is, how could you do a review of that on YouTube without getting, uh, copyrighted to the Maximino? 2163 01:16:06,080 --> 01:16:07,120 Tacky Maximino. 2164 01:16:07,220 --> 01:16:08,160 Thank you very much there. 2165 01:16:08,340 --> 01:16:09,600 Epic Burpage Replay. 2166 01:16:09,700 --> 01:16:10,460 Chicago Bullock. 2167 01:16:10,660 --> 01:16:11,680 Alley-oop to the jaw. 2168 01:16:11,760 --> 01:16:13,640 Thank you very much for your tip there. 2169 01:16:13,660 --> 01:16:14,840 I hope you're getting on well. 2170 01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,920 Scotty Pippen. 2171 01:16:19,040 --> 01:16:19,440 Oh. 2172 01:16:20,220 --> 01:16:20,620 Hello. 2173 01:16:21,660 --> 01:16:24,200 Thank you for having me back once again. 2174 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,280 It is I, 2175 01:16:25,900 --> 01:16:28,180 Captain Jordan B. Peterson. 2176 01:16:29,380 --> 01:16:30,540 Captain of the ship. 2177 01:16:31,740 --> 01:16:32,980 The board of directors. 2178 01:16:33,720 --> 01:16:34,080 Admiral. 2179 01:16:35,020 --> 01:16:36,280 Of your fleet. 2180 01:16:37,120 --> 01:16:43,500 And it is I who will read Captain Louis Syrah's diary notice on the wall of death. 2181 01:16:43,500 --> 01:16:47,920 I have confirmation that Syrah has entered the castle. 2182 01:16:48,980 --> 01:16:54,560 Why he would return to during his escape leaves me to question his motives. 2183 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:58,580 But we must seize this moment and capture him. 2184 01:16:59,660 --> 01:17:03,460 We will get the other two Americans after we apprehend Syrah. 2185 01:17:03,460 --> 01:17:09,140 It appears he took some vaccines when he stole our sample. 2186 01:17:09,780 --> 01:17:13,220 The vaccines we can do without. 2187 01:17:14,220 --> 01:17:16,080 Without, I beg your pardon. 2188 01:17:16,140 --> 01:17:18,760 But we must retrieve the sample. 2189 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,960 For it is our lifeblood. 2190 01:17:21,300 --> 01:17:21,660 Now. 2191 01:17:22,300 --> 01:17:24,000 I feel there is somebody else. 2192 01:17:24,320 --> 01:17:27,000 Or some other group involved in this whole affair. 2193 01:17:27,420 --> 01:17:31,560 If the sample were to get into the hands of the other entity. 2194 01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:35,560 The world which we seek to create will not come. 2195 01:17:36,980 --> 01:17:38,760 We must apprehend Syrah. 2196 01:17:39,380 --> 01:17:40,740 As quickly as possible. 2197 01:17:41,240 --> 01:17:42,000 Over and out. 2198 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,100 Woke moralists. 2199 01:17:46,260 --> 01:17:47,700 That's filed away. 2200 01:17:47,800 --> 01:17:48,220 Lovely there. 2201 01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:49,000 Thanks very much. 2202 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,720 JB to the puzzle. 2203 01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:54,460 Absolutely unbelievable stuff. 2204 01:17:54,620 --> 01:17:55,280 Yet again. 2205 01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:56,100 From the man. 2206 01:17:56,420 --> 01:17:57,080 The enigma. 2207 01:17:57,300 --> 01:17:57,860 The myth. 2208 01:17:58,220 --> 01:17:58,980 The magician. 2209 01:17:59,480 --> 01:18:01,940 The mind-altering substance of a human. 2210 01:18:02,260 --> 01:18:06,140 Who is Jordan Barney Patterson III. 2211 01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:08,000 Giver of life. 2212 01:18:08,560 --> 01:18:09,240 And taker. 2213 01:18:10,640 --> 01:18:11,480 Of death. 2214 01:18:11,900 --> 01:18:12,640 Where is she now? 2215 01:18:12,680 --> 01:18:13,580 We need her to follow us. 2216 01:18:13,980 --> 01:18:15,680 There's a lovely painting on the wall here. 2217 01:18:16,420 --> 01:18:17,000 Of a fella. 2218 01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:18,340 With one arm. 2219 01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,060 And he's carrying a key on a belt. 2220 01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:21,920 Thanks very much. 2221 01:18:22,440 --> 01:18:24,000 Hurricane Henry for the tip. 2222 01:18:24,460 --> 01:18:25,540 And Burke's waist. 2223 01:18:25,660 --> 01:18:26,420 Thank you very much. 2224 01:18:26,500 --> 01:18:28,140 Don't forget that it's brown bin. 2225 01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:29,820 Tonight too. 2226 01:18:29,940 --> 01:18:30,120 Well. 2227 01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:31,880 That's it if you're with the Burke's. 2228 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:34,920 I stand with Burke's waist. 2229 01:18:35,420 --> 01:18:36,820 Free Burke's waist. 2230 01:18:37,420 --> 01:18:38,160 And also. 2231 01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:38,940 I want to say. 2232 01:18:39,060 --> 01:18:40,900 I'm not standing with Burke's waist. 2233 01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,220 Because I am a McGrath's man. 2234 01:18:43,460 --> 01:18:44,320 Through and through. 2235 01:18:44,680 --> 01:18:46,440 Brand loyalty to McGrath's. 2236 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,220 Since day one. 2237 01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:50,100 Other waste management companies are available. 2238 01:18:50,960 --> 01:18:51,400 Now this. 2239 01:18:51,580 --> 01:18:52,680 Is a steam. 2240 01:18:53,100 --> 01:18:54,220 Scenario right here. 2241 01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:57,280 So we don't want to get absolutely steamed out of it. 2242 01:18:57,700 --> 01:18:59,440 I believe we take the key off that. 2243 01:18:59,560 --> 01:19:01,640 And we go back to the room with the gimp in it. 2244 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:03,440 And if I'm not mistaken. 2245 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:06,180 There's going to be a few matalows coming through right now. 2246 01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,060 Look at this. 2247 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,280 Should have utilized that. 2248 01:19:11,700 --> 01:19:14,020 When we had bad boys underneath it. 2249 01:19:14,060 --> 01:19:14,700 But it's too late now. 2250 01:19:14,980 --> 01:19:15,540 Hash yogurt. 2251 01:19:15,660 --> 01:19:17,260 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2252 01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,260 I hope you're getting on well. 2253 01:19:18,800 --> 01:19:21,920 And doing well yourself as well. 2254 01:19:21,960 --> 01:19:23,340 A lot of wells in that sentence. 2255 01:19:26,600 --> 01:19:26,980 Oh. 2256 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:27,700 Turn that. 2257 01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:27,920 Sorry. 2258 01:19:27,980 --> 01:19:29,840 There was a smooth bit of jazz on there. 2259 01:19:29,980 --> 01:19:31,720 I forgot to stop playing that. 2260 01:19:32,800 --> 01:19:33,520 It's locked. 2261 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:35,020 Will we use the sturdy door key? 2262 01:19:35,140 --> 01:19:35,280 Yeah. 2263 01:19:35,340 --> 01:19:35,600 We will. 2264 01:19:43,440 --> 01:19:44,440 Don't forget. 2265 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:44,440 Don't forget. 2266 01:19:44,440 --> 01:19:47,360 The 5000 behind the Sadler painting. 2267 01:19:47,880 --> 01:19:48,920 Holy schmokes. 2268 01:19:54,600 --> 01:19:55,180 Oh. 2269 01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:56,000 Good man. 2270 01:19:56,780 --> 01:19:58,700 Liam Rogers is back again. 2271 01:20:00,240 --> 01:20:01,980 Liam Rogers is back again. 2272 01:20:02,160 --> 01:20:02,280 Tom. 2273 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:07,400 Lovely bit of Liam Rogers action there. 2274 01:20:07,940 --> 01:20:09,680 Telling us about the big gold bears. 2275 01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:10,380 Gold bullion. 2276 01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:11,700 Right behind the Sadler. 2277 01:20:11,740 --> 01:20:12,280 There it is. 2278 01:20:12,580 --> 01:20:14,320 And that's a great bit of bullion. 2279 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,600 Lovely bit of bullion. 2280 01:20:16,680 --> 01:20:17,520 Let's not forget it there. 2281 01:20:17,560 --> 01:20:19,060 We're about to run away without it. 2282 01:20:20,680 --> 01:20:21,460 And that was. 2283 01:20:21,640 --> 01:20:23,700 That could only be described as a Raj bomb. 2284 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:25,180 Of information. 2285 01:20:25,720 --> 01:20:28,140 And Garçon de Poisson. 2286 01:20:28,780 --> 01:20:29,680 Thank you very much. 2287 01:20:29,740 --> 01:20:31,360 Can you shout out my girlfriend Adele. 2288 01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:34,360 Who is a huge Ari fan. 2289 01:20:35,060 --> 01:20:37,040 And loving the recent streams. 2290 01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,060 Keep up the good work. 2291 01:20:38,360 --> 01:20:40,020 Well hopefully she's not going to be turned off. 2292 01:20:40,080 --> 01:20:41,580 By this absolute shit show. 2293 01:20:41,680 --> 01:20:42,940 Of a miniature boss fight. 2294 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:43,960 We're about to uncover. 2295 01:20:44,540 --> 01:20:45,240 Or endure. 2296 01:20:45,740 --> 01:20:46,780 Because as I recall. 2297 01:20:46,980 --> 01:20:48,040 He's not really something. 2298 01:20:48,160 --> 01:20:49,560 You can vanquish in one goal. 2299 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:50,240 Saying that. 2300 01:20:50,240 --> 01:20:52,360 I have actually managed to updo expectation. 2301 01:20:52,620 --> 01:20:53,940 And go past previous bosses. 2302 01:20:54,460 --> 01:20:56,100 At a pace of which many would be proud. 2303 01:20:56,780 --> 01:20:58,060 So I think what we'll do is. 2304 01:20:58,240 --> 01:21:00,500 We'll leave Ashley Young over here. 2305 01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:01,120 It's funny because. 2306 01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:02,220 I think she's the president's daughter. 2307 01:21:02,300 --> 01:21:03,020 She is young. 2308 01:21:03,340 --> 01:21:04,260 We'll leave her there. 2309 01:21:04,820 --> 01:21:06,100 She isn't a footballer. 2310 01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:07,180 Who can. 2311 01:21:08,080 --> 01:21:09,120 Play as a good. 2312 01:21:09,320 --> 01:21:10,640 Decent holding midfielder. 2313 01:21:10,720 --> 01:21:11,600 A defensive midfielder. 2314 01:21:11,640 --> 01:21:12,120 If I believe. 2315 01:21:13,360 --> 01:21:14,880 For a number of great teams. 2316 01:21:15,240 --> 01:21:16,440 Including Manchester United. 2317 01:21:16,680 --> 01:21:17,300 And Inter. 2318 01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:17,880 Look at this. 2319 01:21:17,880 --> 01:21:18,820 Jim Shamrock. 2320 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:19,580 With the 7-7. 2321 01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:20,560 Lucky triple seven. 2322 01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:22,880 This guy is a beef eater. 2323 01:21:23,040 --> 01:21:23,520 Extreme. 2324 01:21:23,900 --> 01:21:24,240 In here. 2325 01:21:25,140 --> 01:21:26,440 I don't think we should machine him. 2326 01:21:26,600 --> 01:21:27,180 Right yet. 2327 01:21:27,700 --> 01:21:28,600 We go into his cell. 2328 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,960 We lift that switch. 2329 01:21:30,460 --> 01:21:30,960 I believe. 2330 01:21:30,960 --> 01:21:32,220 If you rattle the bell. 2331 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:33,280 That fucks with his head. 2332 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:35,980 Can you shout out Kenny G. 2333 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:37,880 I'm alive and well. 2334 01:21:37,960 --> 01:21:39,220 I didn't have a phone for a bit. 2335 01:21:39,280 --> 01:21:40,120 Says Jim Shamrock. 2336 01:21:40,340 --> 01:21:40,520 Ah. 2337 01:21:41,220 --> 01:21:42,120 Sorry about that. 2338 01:21:42,260 --> 01:21:43,140 That was not. 2339 01:21:43,340 --> 01:21:44,780 I was reading a tip. 2340 01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:45,480 Got scared. 2341 01:21:45,580 --> 01:21:46,580 It was embarrassing stuff. 2342 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:46,980 Tom. 2343 01:21:50,820 --> 01:21:52,000 What a hilarious. 2344 01:21:53,100 --> 01:21:54,200 Piece of situation. 2345 01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:54,980 Gameplay there. 2346 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:57,000 Yeah. 2347 01:21:57,340 --> 01:21:58,360 He shit himself. 2348 01:21:58,520 --> 01:21:59,160 It was beautiful. 2349 01:22:00,020 --> 01:22:00,860 And look at this. 2350 01:22:02,540 --> 01:22:02,860 Yeah. 2351 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,340 I don't really want to see it again. 2352 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:05,120 To be honest Tom. 2353 01:22:05,200 --> 01:22:05,480 It's not. 2354 01:22:05,720 --> 01:22:06,160 That's not. 2355 01:22:06,340 --> 01:22:07,420 Not my cup of tea. 2356 01:22:07,480 --> 01:22:07,960 To be honest. 2357 01:22:08,040 --> 01:22:09,400 I don't really want to see it again. 2358 01:22:10,780 --> 01:22:11,360 Too late. 2359 01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:12,120 Let's have a look again. 2360 01:22:12,120 --> 01:22:13,340 Let's get that scream going. 2361 01:22:13,480 --> 01:22:16,120 I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock. 2362 01:22:16,340 --> 01:22:18,140 Ah! Sorry about that. 2363 01:22:18,340 --> 01:22:19,000 That was not... 2364 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,040 I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock. 2365 01:22:22,360 --> 01:22:25,580 Yeah. I'd rather we just left it, Tom, to be honest. 2366 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:28,440 We don't need to go there again. It's not my proudest moment. 2367 01:22:29,900 --> 01:22:32,400 He was reading a tip and he got scared. 2368 01:22:32,700 --> 01:22:35,180 I'm alive and well. I didn't have a phone for a bit, says Jim Shamrock. 2369 01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,200 Ah! Sorry about that. 2370 01:22:37,200 --> 01:22:40,660 I was reading a tip and got scared. 2371 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:43,300 Getting a bit spiteful now, Tom, to be honest. 2372 01:22:43,400 --> 01:22:46,300 I don't really want to keep reliving the anguish and the pain, 2373 01:22:46,420 --> 01:22:48,400 but thanks very much for getting involved. 2374 01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,820 We've got a bad situation coming up now. 2375 01:22:50,940 --> 01:22:52,660 Jim Shamrock, just want to finish that off there. 2376 01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:55,820 Can you give a shout-out to Kenny G? I'm alive and well. 2377 01:22:55,920 --> 01:22:57,380 I didn't have a phone for a bit. 2378 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,560 Crazy not to be plugged in, but you know yourself. 2379 01:23:00,900 --> 01:23:03,600 Lovely to see yourself and the uncle doing dual commentary again. 2380 01:23:03,600 --> 01:23:06,200 And thanks very much to K93Tracko. 2381 01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:10,320 There should be a cream play of the wonderful readings of JB Peasy, 2382 01:23:10,780 --> 01:23:12,380 brought to you by Pints. 2383 01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:14,560 Well, that might happen at some stage. 2384 01:23:14,640 --> 01:23:15,580 We're not there yet. 2385 01:23:15,720 --> 01:23:18,400 And look at this lovely interior of this jacket here. 2386 01:23:18,480 --> 01:23:21,660 I don't think the camera really does it justice, 2387 01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:25,840 but now it looks like I'm an evil, evil Hanon. 2388 01:23:25,920 --> 01:23:28,520 I've transformed into my final Hanon format. 2389 01:23:30,520 --> 01:23:32,980 You hammered your mother. 2390 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:37,960 I drove from Limerick. 2391 01:23:38,860 --> 01:23:39,840 Can we do this? 2392 01:23:39,900 --> 01:23:40,480 Sorry, one second. 2393 01:23:42,160 --> 01:23:44,700 I drove from Limerick. 2394 01:23:56,700 --> 01:24:00,280 Lovely bit of business here from Francis. 2395 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,300 He's really getting into the Hanon-ish dicks. 2396 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,080 He's actually in a facility at the moment. 2397 01:24:04,220 --> 01:24:07,900 We shouldn't laugh at him because he is under a lot of mental distress. 2398 01:24:09,220 --> 01:24:11,380 Thanks very much for that, Tom. 2399 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:12,160 Sorry, I should go back. 2400 01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:12,360 Yeah. 2401 01:24:12,980 --> 01:24:13,860 Thanks very much for that. 2402 01:24:14,020 --> 01:24:16,300 And the tip as well, Del- Delboy. 2403 01:24:16,820 --> 01:24:17,740 K93Tracko. 2404 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:20,460 Let's get this guy sorted out because he's here now. 2405 01:24:20,520 --> 01:24:21,200 He's taking the piss. 2406 01:24:21,340 --> 01:24:22,500 The arse of Joe Duffy. 2407 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,280 Thanks very much. 2408 01:24:24,260 --> 01:24:24,780 Let's do this, look. 2409 01:24:25,240 --> 01:24:27,300 Now, that'll fucking mess with his head, 2410 01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:28,240 or at least it should have done. 2411 01:24:31,860 --> 01:24:32,900 Come on, you prick. 2412 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,900 How is that happening when I've got a real good gun? 2413 01:24:36,980 --> 01:24:38,560 Oh, he's got a fucking beast on his back, look. 2414 01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:40,400 Yeah, see you later, man. 2415 01:24:40,700 --> 01:24:43,360 You should have done a little bit more fucking homework on me. 2416 01:24:44,760 --> 01:24:45,320 Oh, no. 2417 01:24:47,040 --> 01:24:48,920 We've got to herb it up, lads. 2418 01:24:49,320 --> 01:24:51,500 McGrath's Waist, MGMT. 2419 01:24:51,600 --> 01:24:52,200 What a band. 2420 01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:54,200 Thanks very much for the tip there, lads. 2421 01:24:54,240 --> 01:24:55,160 I hope you're getting on well. 2422 01:24:55,260 --> 01:24:56,140 And just a tip. 2423 01:24:56,220 --> 01:24:57,080 Thanks very much for the tip. 2424 01:24:57,460 --> 01:24:58,760 Frankie Schcones! 2425 01:24:58,980 --> 01:24:59,640 How are you doing? 2426 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:00,440 Thanks very much. 2427 01:25:01,280 --> 01:25:02,000 Thanks very much. 2428 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:04,000 Francesco Esconares. 2429 01:25:05,260 --> 01:25:06,340 Thanks very much for the tip. 2430 01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,500 Look, let's get this show on the road. 2431 01:25:08,640 --> 01:25:10,120 This fucker's coming at you at pace. 2432 01:25:10,220 --> 01:25:11,040 You need to focus. 2433 01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:13,300 There's no point looking at the bloody tips just yet. 2434 01:25:13,740 --> 01:25:16,880 And apologies in advance if we miss out on the tip just now. 2435 01:25:16,880 --> 01:25:18,640 We'll get you after this boss battle. 2436 01:25:18,760 --> 01:25:20,420 This is serious business, okay? 2437 01:25:20,840 --> 01:25:21,560 Serious business. 2438 01:25:24,440 --> 01:25:25,680 Got a thank you there. 2439 01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:26,320 Hananistic. 2440 01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:27,720 Right, let's get this going. 2441 01:25:28,040 --> 01:25:28,780 And Owen Fleming. 2442 01:25:28,980 --> 01:25:30,480 I'm going to get to you in a second, Owen. 2443 01:25:31,160 --> 01:25:33,160 Oh, the bell man ringeth. 2444 01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,420 Now, we need to dodge the attacks. 2445 01:25:36,980 --> 01:25:40,420 And then we need to fill his back full of lead. 2446 01:25:40,940 --> 01:25:41,900 Lead poisoning. 2447 01:25:43,160 --> 01:25:44,240 LED lights. 2448 01:25:45,260 --> 01:25:46,120 Underneath the cunt. 2449 01:25:46,880 --> 01:25:49,660 I heard he's getting LEDs pulled underneath his fucking back. 2450 01:25:50,060 --> 01:25:50,540 The dickhead. 2451 01:25:52,620 --> 01:25:53,440 That was lovely. 2452 01:25:53,660 --> 01:25:55,860 And can we bomb him at this stage? 2453 01:25:55,920 --> 01:25:56,620 Can we bomb him? 2454 01:25:56,660 --> 01:25:58,700 That's the question that's on everyone's lips at the moment. 2455 01:26:00,020 --> 01:26:01,180 Yeah, that's sweet. 2456 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:02,200 That's really nice. 2457 01:26:02,280 --> 01:26:03,940 That's exactly what we wanted to happen. 2458 01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,660 And now we will take our TMP to the back of the fucker. 2459 01:26:08,740 --> 01:26:09,400 The back of the beast. 2460 01:26:17,400 --> 01:26:18,000 Where is he? 2461 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:20,220 We hide around this pillar here. 2462 01:26:20,740 --> 01:26:21,960 He's spinning around, look! 2463 01:26:22,680 --> 01:26:26,000 He's spinning right round, baby, right round. 2464 01:26:26,100 --> 01:26:29,500 Like a gimp, baby, right round, right round. 2465 01:26:30,120 --> 01:26:34,000 Look at him. 2466 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,120 Quasi-quarting. 2467 01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:37,820 Quasi-quarting, look. 2468 01:26:39,380 --> 01:26:40,060 Oh, no! 2469 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:44,840 Yes. 2470 01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:46,980 That's just exactly what we were after. 2471 01:26:46,980 --> 01:26:50,860 Maybe we can firebomb him again for the crack. 2472 01:26:52,760 --> 01:26:54,400 Sumptuous bit of firebombage. 2473 01:26:56,680 --> 01:26:57,120 Please! 2474 01:26:58,760 --> 01:26:59,900 Is what he's probably thinking. 2475 01:27:01,020 --> 01:27:03,100 And now what are we going to go at him with? 2476 01:27:03,180 --> 01:27:05,580 We'll probably go at him with the sniper rifle. 2477 01:27:05,700 --> 01:27:06,500 A lovely selection. 2478 01:27:06,660 --> 01:27:09,160 A veritable feast we have laid out for ourselves here. 2479 01:27:09,620 --> 01:27:12,080 Of disgustingly hardcore weaponry. 2480 01:27:12,360 --> 01:27:12,900 And that's it. 2481 01:27:13,040 --> 01:27:13,720 That's him done. 2482 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:15,200 Big Bapalula! 2483 01:27:15,200 --> 01:27:16,760 That guy's dead, Tom. 2484 01:27:16,760 --> 01:27:18,260 Tom? 2485 01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:19,480 Tom! 2486 01:27:20,480 --> 01:27:20,760 Edith. 2487 01:27:21,220 --> 01:27:22,360 Lovely bit of business. 2488 01:27:22,540 --> 01:27:23,680 Whips out the sniper. 2489 01:27:24,020 --> 01:27:27,340 And absolutely takes this guy down to the last rights. 2490 01:27:27,920 --> 01:27:29,460 You have been pardoned. 2491 01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:30,460 You bitch. 2492 01:27:32,540 --> 01:27:33,340 Boom shakalaka. 2493 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,900 There's no need to call him that word. 2494 01:27:35,260 --> 01:27:36,760 I want to apologize to anybody. 2495 01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:36,800 I want to apologize to anybody. 2496 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:40,960 Tom's usage of that disgusting and misogynistic word. 2497 01:27:41,920 --> 01:27:42,360 Bitch. 2498 01:27:43,100 --> 01:27:45,240 It actually means a female dog. 2499 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,680 And also, he actually called a man. 2500 01:27:47,920 --> 01:27:49,020 Or at least we could... 2501 01:27:49,020 --> 01:27:51,260 We believe this guy to be a man. 2502 01:27:51,620 --> 01:27:53,020 He called him that word as well. 2503 01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,900 So it didn't have any misogynistic tones to it whatsoever. 2504 01:27:58,560 --> 01:27:59,000 True. 2505 01:27:59,160 --> 01:27:59,880 True that. 2506 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:00,560 True that. 2507 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:01,720 And another. 2508 01:28:02,280 --> 01:28:04,980 I want to say thank you to none other than Milosh. 2509 01:28:05,520 --> 01:28:06,860 The power hour. 2510 01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:07,880 Milosh. 2511 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:08,980 The power hour man. 2512 01:28:09,620 --> 01:28:10,480 Come of the Milosh. 2513 01:28:10,700 --> 01:28:11,380 Come of the man. 2514 01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:14,660 Come as the Milosh. 2515 01:28:15,100 --> 01:28:16,260 As the man. 2516 01:28:16,720 --> 01:28:17,960 Come of the hour. 2517 01:28:18,300 --> 01:28:19,140 Thanks for the tip. 2518 01:28:19,240 --> 01:28:22,160 How do you pronounce that putas currency from the inventory? 2519 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,360 Putas, is it? 2520 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:24,320 Cheeky developers. 2521 01:28:24,880 --> 01:28:31,400 I don't think it is because you're skirting a fine line there between offending some people 2522 01:28:31,400 --> 01:28:34,880 because I think in Spanish puta might mean lady of the night. 2523 01:28:36,060 --> 01:28:39,120 But funnily enough, it's Spanish for pesetas, 2524 01:28:39,580 --> 01:28:45,500 which was the old currency before we were all forced to adopt the single European currency 2525 01:28:45,500 --> 01:28:48,140 known as the European dollar. 2526 01:28:48,540 --> 01:28:50,360 And we used that to this very day. 2527 01:28:51,320 --> 01:28:53,960 And before that, it was pesetas. 2528 01:28:54,280 --> 01:28:55,620 In Italy, they had the lira. 2529 01:28:56,020 --> 01:28:57,720 In Germany, they had the Deutschmark. 2530 01:28:58,300 --> 01:29:03,380 In der Nederlandse, they had the... 2531 01:29:03,380 --> 01:29:05,860 I think they had the mark as well. 2532 01:29:06,620 --> 01:29:08,980 I'll tell you what, we're about to leave the mark of the beast 2533 01:29:08,980 --> 01:29:11,520 upon these scumbags who were coming to us at pace. 2534 01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:12,700 Jordan, thanks very much. 2535 01:29:12,820 --> 01:29:14,340 Can you say happy birthday to my friend Owen? 2536 01:29:14,400 --> 01:29:15,100 He's 40 today. 2537 01:29:15,540 --> 01:29:17,180 Happy birthday, Owen. 2538 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:20,200 Life begins at 40, my friend. 2539 01:29:20,640 --> 01:29:22,440 Happy birthday, Owen. 2540 01:29:22,920 --> 01:29:26,220 The party, it does never end because you're 40. 2541 01:29:27,900 --> 01:29:30,600 I just want to say thanks to Jordan for the tip. 2542 01:29:30,600 --> 01:29:31,640 Happy birthday to Owen. 2543 01:29:31,980 --> 01:29:33,840 And thanks also to Owen Fleming. 2544 01:29:34,260 --> 01:29:35,460 Francis, you're a streamer. 2545 01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,660 You've heard of tips. 2546 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:39,020 Liam Rogers is a well-known friend of Frank McCourt. 2547 01:29:39,100 --> 01:29:39,740 Thanks very much. 2548 01:29:39,820 --> 01:29:40,820 Don't know anything about that. 2549 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:42,940 And El Bogdadly. 2550 01:29:43,020 --> 01:29:43,840 Thank you very much. 2551 01:29:45,040 --> 01:29:46,500 Great to see how often you're streaming. 2552 01:29:46,580 --> 01:29:47,500 Should I get used to it? 2553 01:29:48,460 --> 01:29:54,440 Look, I can't really speak for myself, but what I can say is that I hope that you can get used to it. 2554 01:29:55,780 --> 01:30:01,760 You would think that you could actually speak for yourself that you are yourself, but I mean, you could speak on behalf of me. 2555 01:30:01,840 --> 01:30:04,180 And I'm actually thinking, yeah, I'm enjoying this. 2556 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:06,380 Even though I actually haven't driven a bus in a long while. 2557 01:30:07,140 --> 01:30:07,900 Shut up, Tom. 2558 01:30:08,380 --> 01:30:11,240 We've got more bigger fish to fry right here coming up. 2559 01:30:11,240 --> 01:30:15,740 I want to say just one more thing before we get this guy sorted out. 2560 01:30:15,820 --> 01:30:16,720 A couple of guys sorted out. 2561 01:30:16,820 --> 01:30:17,240 Owen Fleming. 2562 01:30:17,340 --> 01:30:17,860 Thanks for the tip. 2563 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:18,360 Hannah Nistic. 2564 01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:19,100 Thanks for this tip. 2565 01:30:19,440 --> 01:30:20,080 McGrath's Waste. 2566 01:30:20,140 --> 01:30:22,300 Who says, happy little euro from one of our loyal customers. 2567 01:30:22,720 --> 01:30:26,740 We hope you'll consider this ample sponsorship to consider us plastering over your instant cream play. 2568 01:30:27,360 --> 01:30:28,440 McGrath's Waste livery. 2569 01:30:28,640 --> 01:30:29,940 I'll ask Tom about that. 2570 01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:33,060 But look, let's have a look now. 2571 01:30:33,220 --> 01:30:36,360 We've ever attempted to go vegetarian. 2572 01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:37,340 The Arts of Joe Duffy. 2573 01:30:37,440 --> 01:30:37,960 Thanks very much. 2574 01:30:38,500 --> 01:30:39,280 A Master of Puppets. 2575 01:30:39,320 --> 01:30:39,800 Thanks very much. 2576 01:30:41,200 --> 01:30:42,260 Not really. 2577 01:30:42,460 --> 01:30:46,760 I mean, I've done it, but it hasn't been like I've chose to do it. 2578 01:30:46,780 --> 01:30:50,560 It's just because the situation I was in was one of a vegetarian household. 2579 01:30:51,280 --> 01:30:54,480 But I didn't mind it. 2580 01:30:54,800 --> 01:31:00,880 But when I'm in control, there's only one thing I know how to do, and that's cook meat. 2581 01:31:01,020 --> 01:31:01,800 That's all I'm doing. 2582 01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:04,460 You know, it's not going to be a veggie scenario. 2583 01:31:04,640 --> 01:31:06,380 There's veggies involved, and there's nothing. 2584 01:31:06,380 --> 01:31:11,640 There's veggies involved in the meal, but they're not going to make up the mainstay of the plate. 2585 01:31:11,760 --> 01:31:12,240 Do you understand? 2586 01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:17,600 But look, I'm the bad man nowadays. 2587 01:31:17,920 --> 01:31:21,080 Apparently, you're a fucker if you're a meat eater. 2588 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:23,340 Yeah, it's unsustainable. 2589 01:31:23,340 --> 01:31:25,180 It's not good for the environment. 2590 01:31:25,180 --> 01:31:38,920 And if you're not watching out, you're going to get a couple of fucking guardian reading, tofu, sandal wearing, lentil drinking, toss pots around your gaff, chucking fucking soup over your best paintings. 2591 01:31:38,920 --> 01:31:40,700 Of which I have zero, by the way. 2592 01:31:40,700 --> 01:31:42,700 I'm not an art collector or anything like that. 2593 01:31:43,320 --> 01:31:46,620 But it turns out that I'm the fucker now. 2594 01:31:46,680 --> 01:31:47,500 I'm the bad person. 2595 01:31:47,620 --> 01:31:50,480 So it's not going to go well for me in the future. 2596 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:52,460 That's all I can envisage. 2597 01:31:53,660 --> 01:31:57,040 Doesn't look like it's shaping up to be pretty good for the meat eaters of the world. 2598 01:31:57,460 --> 01:31:58,100 And look at this. 2599 01:31:58,280 --> 01:31:59,680 Down a long way away from you. 2600 01:32:00,020 --> 01:32:02,920 There's a fellow who's got a bloody bomb. 2601 01:32:03,020 --> 01:32:05,240 You need to take him out before he throws that at you. 2602 01:32:05,300 --> 01:32:05,540 Go ahead. 2603 01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:08,940 Run, run, run. 2604 01:32:08,980 --> 01:32:09,320 We're fucked. 2605 01:32:09,420 --> 01:32:09,740 We're fucked. 2606 01:32:09,940 --> 01:32:10,420 No, we're not. 2607 01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,160 It was too late. 2608 01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:12,600 Too late, baby. 2609 01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:15,560 Let's get this grenade going. 2610 01:32:16,920 --> 01:32:18,460 You're still on the phone to me, Francis. 2611 01:32:18,540 --> 01:32:19,720 You need to change back to you. 2612 01:32:20,780 --> 01:32:23,060 It's too late, Tommy. 2613 01:32:23,420 --> 01:32:24,560 It's too late. 2614 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:27,300 Those idiots got wasted. 2615 01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:29,880 Thanks very much, Master of Puppets. 2616 01:32:29,880 --> 01:32:32,760 And El Bogdadly for the tip ripper road us there. 2617 01:32:32,880 --> 01:32:36,920 Look, we're running out of stuff here. 2618 01:32:36,980 --> 01:32:38,200 We need to give Ashley a herb. 2619 01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:41,680 She's in the fucking troubles in the war. 2620 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:43,120 She's in the troubles up north. 2621 01:32:44,060 --> 01:32:45,140 We'll put that in the pocket. 2622 01:32:45,260 --> 01:32:46,000 We'll equip that. 2623 01:32:46,260 --> 01:32:47,200 We'll reload that. 2624 01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:48,360 And away we go. 2625 01:32:52,260 --> 01:32:54,660 Getting back there to the meat-eating shenanigans. 2626 01:32:54,740 --> 01:32:56,600 It's tough because I actually do like a... 2627 01:32:56,600 --> 01:32:57,580 Whoa, watch out! 2628 01:32:58,840 --> 01:32:59,880 Mozzie, Desi, D. 2629 01:33:00,140 --> 01:33:02,900 Coming through on the fucking realist MC wave. 2630 01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:03,660 Go for the volley. 2631 01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:04,760 It's a lovely volley. 2632 01:33:04,900 --> 01:33:05,380 Is he finished? 2633 01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,080 He is, Tom. 2634 01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:06,540 It's beautiful. 2635 01:33:06,740 --> 01:33:07,180 It's nice. 2636 01:33:12,620 --> 01:33:13,800 Lovely bit of business. 2637 01:33:13,800 --> 01:33:16,040 Came out of nowhere while I was on the phone to him. 2638 01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:16,940 One shot to the chop. 2639 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,040 Second shot to the dope. 2640 01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,080 Third shot to the neck. 2641 01:33:19,440 --> 01:33:20,100 Follow up volley. 2642 01:33:20,700 --> 01:33:21,520 See you in hell. 2643 01:33:23,020 --> 01:33:24,220 Lovely stuff all together. 2644 01:33:24,720 --> 01:33:27,960 You really love to see it when it happens, at the time it happens. 2645 01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:29,800 Liam Rogers, how are you? 2646 01:33:29,860 --> 01:33:30,920 Thanks very much for the tip. 2647 01:33:31,000 --> 01:33:32,480 And not only that tip there. 2648 01:33:32,900 --> 01:33:34,040 All the information. 2649 01:33:34,340 --> 01:33:35,260 Oh, we're fucked now. 2650 01:33:35,260 --> 01:33:38,960 So we've reached an apex of sorts. 2651 01:33:38,960 --> 01:33:41,200 These guys are coming at us at pace. 2652 01:33:41,340 --> 01:33:42,480 And with very little ammunition. 2653 01:33:42,600 --> 01:33:43,480 Loving the streams, friends. 2654 01:33:43,540 --> 01:33:45,560 Any chance you could give Owen Fleming a shout? 2655 01:33:46,080 --> 01:33:48,560 He's after buying a mustard suit for the weekend that's in it. 2656 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:52,520 I want to say a big shout out to anyone who's rocking the must this week. 2657 01:33:53,400 --> 01:33:55,520 If needs must, needs shall. 2658 01:33:55,940 --> 01:33:57,540 And thanks very much. 2659 01:33:57,620 --> 01:34:00,820 I hope you have a great night out, Owen Fleming, wearing the mustard suit. 2660 01:34:00,940 --> 01:34:04,360 And it's nothing unless you can really fucking max it out with the... 2661 01:34:04,360 --> 01:34:06,520 Although we never saw Jerry Hannon's yellow pants. 2662 01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:08,260 I do have a pair of yellow pants. 2663 01:34:08,380 --> 01:34:11,220 I didn't put them on for the stream because I thought, sure, I'm not even going to be... 2664 01:34:11,220 --> 01:34:12,660 You're only going to see from here up. 2665 01:34:13,020 --> 01:34:14,860 That doesn't mean to say I'm not wearing pants. 2666 01:34:14,920 --> 01:34:16,360 I am wearing some... 2667 01:34:17,520 --> 01:34:18,340 They're a different color. 2668 01:34:18,480 --> 01:34:20,080 They're just not bloody yellow. 2669 01:34:21,520 --> 01:34:23,200 Yeah, it's great to see you wearing pants. 2670 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:26,700 And hopefully that continues into the future. 2671 01:34:26,820 --> 01:34:28,240 Thanks for the tip, Liam Rogers. 2672 01:34:29,200 --> 01:34:31,880 I want to see a lot of people rocking the yellow mustard. 2673 01:34:31,880 --> 01:34:35,660 And I just actually want to take credit for fucking bringing it back. 2674 01:34:35,820 --> 01:34:38,000 Because, yeah, Jerry did invent that look. 2675 01:34:38,520 --> 01:34:47,880 But I really think that I might have been a catalyst, so to speak, for its resurgence in popularity. 2676 01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:54,140 And, yeah, I don't want to be bragging or fucking tooting my own trumpet horn or anything like that. 2677 01:34:54,180 --> 01:34:55,740 Like Miles was earlier on. 2678 01:34:56,040 --> 01:35:00,600 Miles Davis downtown in his goose-down Patagonia dress he was wearing. 2679 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,280 Never even... Have you ever seen the like? 2680 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:04,380 750 euros had it cost. 2681 01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:07,640 Where's Miles Davis getting that kind of money in heaven? 2682 01:35:10,600 --> 01:35:12,600 Like that, like Miles was earlier on. 2683 01:35:12,620 --> 01:35:15,860 Sorry, I actually didn't mean to have a replay of that, but let's have a look at it anyway. 2684 01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:18,100 Francis is talking about Miles Davis going on a riff. 2685 01:35:18,300 --> 01:35:19,620 Then he switches to me. 2686 01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:21,380 750 euros had it cost. 2687 01:35:22,260 --> 01:35:24,420 And then I fucking... Well done, yeah. 2688 01:35:24,640 --> 01:35:27,180 You need to be... You need to be better with the cream plays, Tam. 2689 01:35:27,320 --> 01:35:31,640 If we're attracting sponsorships, that isn't going to work out. 2690 01:35:31,700 --> 01:35:33,460 People don't want to sponsor something that's shit. 2691 01:35:34,200 --> 01:35:36,380 Let's get this going. Let's get the show on the road here. 2692 01:35:37,720 --> 01:35:40,780 So we can hide Ashley Cole over here. 2693 01:35:40,780 --> 01:35:41,420 Wait. 2694 01:35:42,800 --> 01:35:43,200 Ah! 2695 01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:44,780 Ah! 2696 01:35:48,180 --> 01:35:48,740 Vollied. 2697 01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:52,560 God. 2698 01:35:52,560 --> 01:35:54,360 Really fucked now. 2699 01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:57,520 Oh! 2700 01:35:58,220 --> 01:35:59,520 He just went... 2701 01:35:59,520 --> 01:35:59,780 Oh! 2702 01:36:02,100 --> 01:36:09,520 Um, yeah, I think, look, I don't want to be blowing my own trumpet or anything, but I think that I'm the reason why people are going to be wearing that this Halloween. 2703 01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,100 Ah ha! Ah ha ha! 2704 01:36:12,980 --> 01:36:14,580 Oh, someone's got a hold of the girl. 2705 01:36:15,900 --> 01:36:17,100 Everything but the girl. 2706 01:36:19,340 --> 01:36:20,040 Come on. 2707 01:36:20,900 --> 01:36:25,160 Walking down your street, walking down your street again. 2708 01:36:26,540 --> 01:36:31,160 I'm at your door, but you don't live there anymore. 2709 01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:33,520 Cause you moved home. 2710 01:36:34,600 --> 01:36:37,940 You moved home cause the rent got too much. 2711 01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:41,360 The energy crisis rose. 2712 01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:45,100 And you moved home because the prices went up. 2713 01:36:45,820 --> 01:36:47,200 Yes, you moved home. 2714 01:36:49,480 --> 01:36:53,120 Because the energy crisis came home. 2715 01:36:53,880 --> 01:36:55,440 I should have worked on that one. 2716 01:36:55,860 --> 01:36:58,860 You really should have. It doesn't make sense, but it was a good concept. 2717 01:36:58,860 --> 01:37:01,560 Thanks very much there. The Hanan Dinnishty for the tip. 2718 01:37:02,160 --> 01:37:04,740 And everybody out there who's checking out the stream tonight. 2719 01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:05,740 Really, really nice of you. 2720 01:37:05,820 --> 01:37:08,600 Thanks very much for watching and showing in and giving us the moral support that we need. 2721 01:37:08,940 --> 01:37:10,900 Oh, he's a mace in the face. 2722 01:37:12,180 --> 01:37:13,440 It's a mace to the face. 2723 01:37:13,720 --> 01:37:15,560 We've got the girl on the floor there. 2724 01:37:15,620 --> 01:37:18,580 She's about to get fucking kidnapped by a bunch of scum. 2725 01:37:19,440 --> 01:37:19,920 But this... 2726 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:22,200 Oh, I shot her in the head, Tom. 2727 01:37:22,260 --> 01:37:23,220 I shot her in the head. 2728 01:37:23,320 --> 01:37:23,600 No! 2729 01:37:29,600 --> 01:37:30,920 Disgusting bit of... 2730 01:37:31,920 --> 01:37:33,860 Death there. 2731 01:37:34,060 --> 01:37:35,620 Dealt out to the president's daughter. 2732 01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:38,660 She got fucking a bookshot to the neck. 2733 01:37:39,140 --> 01:37:39,680 She's gone. 2734 01:37:40,640 --> 01:37:44,000 Yeah, sad bit of business when it happens, but you can't control it sometimes. 2735 01:37:44,540 --> 01:37:46,060 Bookshot, as you know, it's a spread. 2736 01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:48,220 It's a spread weapon. 2737 01:37:48,620 --> 01:37:50,620 If you've got a bullet in a nine mil jill, 2738 01:37:50,880 --> 01:37:52,780 you can direct it, but a spread? 2739 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:53,780 Not going to happen. 2740 01:37:55,380 --> 01:37:56,580 Oh, goose flaps. 2741 01:37:56,680 --> 01:37:57,600 Thanks very much there. 2742 01:37:57,740 --> 01:38:00,040 And shouting loudly in your favor, Francis. 2743 01:38:00,300 --> 01:38:02,000 And never mind goose flaps. 2744 01:38:02,080 --> 01:38:03,580 What about the chew, chew, chew? 2745 01:38:03,640 --> 01:38:05,800 And thanks very much for the tip there, lads. 2746 01:38:05,840 --> 01:38:07,000 Let's get this show on the road here. 2747 01:38:07,500 --> 01:38:08,820 Speed run's still on, I think. 2748 01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:10,400 Milas, check that out the last time. 2749 01:38:11,120 --> 01:38:11,880 It's looking good. 2750 01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:13,760 Looking very good. 2751 01:38:14,080 --> 01:38:16,740 Now, what I'm going to do here is something a little bit tasty, 2752 01:38:16,880 --> 01:38:17,580 a little bit special. 2753 01:38:17,580 --> 01:38:18,580 It's a little bit... 2754 01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:20,180 How should we say? 2755 01:38:21,260 --> 01:38:21,660 Exotic. 2756 01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:24,460 It's called the long range scenario. 2757 01:38:24,980 --> 01:38:26,320 And it's a double shot. 2758 01:38:26,660 --> 01:38:28,260 Big buck hunter. 2759 01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:31,800 What we'll do here is take his head off. 2760 01:38:32,340 --> 01:38:33,540 And get her to follow us. 2761 01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:35,120 That's great stuff. 2762 01:38:35,240 --> 01:38:37,400 We're taking this at a nice pace at the moment. 2763 01:38:37,560 --> 01:38:38,700 Whip out the red nine. 2764 01:38:38,980 --> 01:38:40,320 Go back to the felder on the floor 2765 01:38:40,320 --> 01:38:42,220 and see if we can take him down to Chinatown. 2766 01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:43,100 Yeah, he's dead. 2767 01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:43,660 He's dead. 2768 01:38:43,720 --> 01:38:44,140 That's great. 2769 01:38:44,600 --> 01:38:47,740 Now, let's get out the shotty too hotty again. 2770 01:38:47,940 --> 01:38:48,520 It's risky. 2771 01:38:48,760 --> 01:38:49,480 It's exotic. 2772 01:38:49,800 --> 01:38:50,660 We've got maced. 2773 01:38:50,920 --> 01:38:52,300 We just got fucking maced. 2774 01:38:52,740 --> 01:38:53,700 That guy's got killed. 2775 01:38:54,160 --> 01:38:55,040 His head is off. 2776 01:38:55,380 --> 01:38:58,740 Hopefully, it doesn't sprout out any nasty sprouts at Christmas. 2777 01:38:59,640 --> 01:39:00,920 It's not even Christmas yet. 2778 01:39:01,320 --> 01:39:03,020 But I've got to tell you, get ahead of the pack 2779 01:39:03,020 --> 01:39:05,780 and don't buck any sprouts for the dinner. 2780 01:39:06,360 --> 01:39:09,760 Because you don't want to be disappointed when you see those bad boys on the plate. 2781 01:39:09,900 --> 01:39:10,420 Ring ahead. 2782 01:39:10,500 --> 01:39:12,960 If you're going home for Christmas, ring ahead. 2783 01:39:13,080 --> 01:39:14,100 Put the order in now. 2784 01:39:14,100 --> 01:39:17,200 It's a cancelled order of sproutatinos. 2785 01:39:19,440 --> 01:39:24,680 If the sprout's on the plate at Christmas, tell him you're going to fucking just just eat it.ie. 2786 01:39:24,920 --> 01:39:28,700 Because I don't want to be eating that nasty veg at all. 2787 01:39:28,880 --> 01:39:29,540 It stinks. 2788 01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:31,580 And it tastes like it stinks. 2789 01:39:32,020 --> 01:39:33,200 And it stinks. 2790 01:39:34,500 --> 01:39:39,020 Just want to second that from Francis there remark on the sprouts. 2791 01:39:39,080 --> 01:39:40,840 I used to be a big sprout man myself. 2792 01:39:41,760 --> 01:39:45,560 But I went heavy on them one year and put myself in A&E. 2793 01:39:46,360 --> 01:39:49,580 Had to fucking come away with a heavy heart. 2794 01:39:49,980 --> 01:39:51,760 Saying I'm not going down that road again. 2795 01:39:52,660 --> 01:39:54,340 And look, it's been sprout... 2796 01:39:54,340 --> 01:39:56,920 I've been sprout clear now for about fucking two or three years. 2797 01:39:57,080 --> 01:39:58,560 I'm fucking really doing well. 2798 01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:01,300 I was getting heart palpitations, the whole shenanigans. 2799 01:40:02,580 --> 01:40:03,700 And, uh... 2800 01:40:03,700 --> 01:40:03,900 Yeah. 2801 01:40:04,860 --> 01:40:06,760 Could have been down to the drink though, Tom, no? 2802 01:40:07,940 --> 01:40:10,180 You'd want to watch yourself less about the drink, 2803 01:40:10,260 --> 01:40:11,940 more about getting your thinking cap on. 2804 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,820 Because this fucker is really trying to kill the president's daughter. 2805 01:40:16,120 --> 01:40:16,800 He's picked her up. 2806 01:40:20,500 --> 01:40:22,800 Take that to death now, you fucking scummer. 2807 01:40:23,100 --> 01:40:24,180 You absolute scum. 2808 01:40:25,460 --> 01:40:25,860 Sorry. 2809 01:40:26,320 --> 01:40:26,960 Sorry there. 2810 01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:27,640 I want to apologize. 2811 01:40:27,920 --> 01:40:29,280 I'm going to have Francis' language. 2812 01:40:30,280 --> 01:40:30,920 And, uh... 2813 01:40:30,920 --> 01:40:31,660 Not nice, really. 2814 01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,560 Not nice at all. 2815 01:40:33,620 --> 01:40:34,880 But you look at the situation. 2816 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,140 The cards he's being dealt with. 2817 01:40:36,220 --> 01:40:36,860 The hand he's playing. 2818 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,960 It's not an easy hand to play. 2819 01:40:39,040 --> 01:40:39,600 But he's done it. 2820 01:40:39,620 --> 01:40:41,500 He's come away with some great results there. 2821 01:40:41,500 --> 01:40:44,680 Really have. 2822 01:40:44,780 --> 01:40:46,440 Really fucking special, uh... 2823 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:48,120 Situation that we, uh... 2824 01:40:48,120 --> 01:40:50,180 Managed to protract that... 2825 01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:52,440 Initial scare tactic shenanigans... 2826 01:40:53,100 --> 01:40:56,440 Into an overextended period of unexulted joy... 2827 01:40:57,120 --> 01:40:58,720 Of which many of us watching... 2828 01:40:58,720 --> 01:41:01,600 And many of the stream viewers and supporters can be proud. 2829 01:41:01,720 --> 01:41:02,500 Of that, I'm sure. 2830 01:41:02,760 --> 01:41:04,440 None other than Tim Reedy. 2831 01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:06,320 Can't believe it, Tim. 2832 01:41:06,540 --> 01:41:07,700 I really can't believe it. 2833 01:41:07,780 --> 01:41:08,440 And look at this. 2834 01:41:08,680 --> 01:41:09,440 We're going to have to whip out... 2835 01:41:09,940 --> 01:41:11,280 We've got nothing left to whip. 2836 01:41:11,880 --> 01:41:12,960 We've got nothing left to whip. 2837 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:13,460 It's scary. 2838 01:41:14,020 --> 01:41:15,080 And she's fucked as well. 2839 01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:15,440 Come on. 2840 01:41:16,720 --> 01:41:17,700 We'll get her over here. 2841 01:41:18,100 --> 01:41:19,160 We'll get the herb into her. 2842 01:41:19,860 --> 01:41:20,460 Herb Lenehan. 2843 01:41:22,640 --> 01:41:24,320 And we'll take out those bad boys. 2844 01:41:24,460 --> 01:41:25,840 I'm feeling the flow of it now, Tom. 2845 01:41:26,560 --> 01:41:30,420 You're going to get the weapon reloaded fast... 2846 01:41:30,420 --> 01:41:33,420 On a real heavy fast buzz because... 2847 01:41:33,420 --> 01:41:34,880 These guys are not pissing about. 2848 01:41:34,880 --> 01:41:37,560 Tell Ashley Cole to stay where she is. 2849 01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:40,060 Go and crack open a pot or two or something. 2850 01:41:40,380 --> 01:41:44,560 Just make sure you've got something ready for these boys when they appear. 2851 01:41:45,100 --> 01:41:49,140 It could be too little too late at the moment as we switch to the red nine. 2852 01:41:50,260 --> 01:41:50,580 Fuck. 2853 01:41:51,100 --> 01:41:52,560 It's a bad, bad situation. 2854 01:41:52,640 --> 01:41:53,280 He's got a mace. 2855 01:41:56,280 --> 01:42:01,580 And now what we're going to have to do is hopefully take out this and get this lad from behind. 2856 01:42:01,700 --> 01:42:02,260 Thanks very much. 2857 01:42:02,700 --> 01:42:03,900 JosephCody.ie. 2858 01:42:05,040 --> 01:42:06,220 JosephCody.ie. 2859 01:42:06,380 --> 01:42:08,780 And why is Tommy using Victorian door handle as a telephone? 2860 01:42:09,500 --> 01:42:10,360 I'm not sure, Francis. 2861 01:42:11,100 --> 01:42:14,740 Yeah, that was the only picture we had of you, Tom, as a telephone user. 2862 01:42:15,100 --> 01:42:18,640 We know that you're a telephone user and it's been speculated an abuser. 2863 01:42:18,720 --> 01:42:19,160 Is that true? 2864 01:42:20,020 --> 01:42:20,560 Not true. 2865 01:42:20,800 --> 01:42:24,700 I'm not here to defend myself, but I am actually talking to you on an antique phone as we speak. 2866 01:42:25,220 --> 01:42:25,980 I'm not an analyst. 2867 01:42:26,200 --> 01:42:28,280 I'm a full-on telephone regardor. 2868 01:42:28,440 --> 01:42:29,380 Never have used a phone. 2869 01:42:29,780 --> 01:42:30,760 Always used a phone. 2870 01:42:30,760 --> 01:42:31,560 Thanks very much. 2871 01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:33,880 Stash Jones, how are you? 2872 01:42:34,020 --> 01:42:35,460 And how are the beats keeping? 2873 01:42:35,760 --> 01:42:36,160 Oh, no. 2874 01:42:36,340 --> 01:42:39,400 It's horrible to see the president's daughter getting maced. 2875 01:42:40,060 --> 01:42:43,960 But it's even better to see her being saved at pace. 2876 01:42:44,920 --> 01:42:49,880 The way in which her father asked for, that's what I'm doing. 2877 01:42:50,780 --> 01:42:55,880 Never met the man myself, but I've been reading the notes he's been sending to Hunnigan. 2878 01:42:56,280 --> 01:42:58,820 Apparently he sent her a few texts saying, 2879 01:42:59,520 --> 01:43:02,060 Great work he's doing watching the stream now. 2880 01:43:03,060 --> 01:43:06,780 So the president, who you're, he's getting you to save his daughter. 2881 01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:08,760 Yep, that's right, Tom. 2882 01:43:09,900 --> 01:43:11,300 He's getting you to save his daughter. 2883 01:43:11,460 --> 01:43:14,040 He's watching the stream of you playing this game. 2884 01:43:15,300 --> 01:43:16,780 Got it in one, Tommy boy. 2885 01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:17,680 Got it in one. 2886 01:43:18,280 --> 01:43:21,260 And I tell you what, don't ask any more questions about it. 2887 01:43:21,460 --> 01:43:23,120 You won't need to do any thinking either. 2888 01:43:23,760 --> 01:43:25,520 We're in the situation room tonight. 2889 01:43:26,180 --> 01:43:27,040 It's a Halloween. 2890 01:43:27,580 --> 01:43:33,640 It's a Halloween pre-date with me and the uncle, Leon and Ashley. 2891 01:43:34,120 --> 01:43:35,800 And we're doing great business tonight. 2892 01:43:36,320 --> 01:43:37,560 We've got a load of pesetas. 2893 01:43:38,300 --> 01:43:39,060 Dump valve merchant. 2894 01:43:39,200 --> 01:43:39,800 Thanks very much. 2895 01:43:39,860 --> 01:43:40,420 Stash Jones. 2896 01:43:40,680 --> 01:43:42,600 You say, hey man, why haven't you responded to my emails? 2897 01:43:42,980 --> 01:43:43,840 Funny you should say that. 2898 01:43:43,880 --> 01:43:47,200 I actually only just looked for Stash Jones' Beats emails the other day. 2899 01:43:47,800 --> 01:43:52,140 On top of another fella called Scout Verity Beats. 2900 01:43:52,700 --> 01:43:56,940 Oh, and Scout Verity Beats kept on sending me emails as well. 2901 01:43:57,280 --> 01:44:02,480 All because I made a call out in 2016 on social media 2902 01:44:02,480 --> 01:44:07,440 for anybody know any place where I can get beats for a video. 2903 01:44:08,320 --> 01:44:10,240 And inundated with emails. 2904 01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:11,840 Don't even know how they got my email. 2905 01:44:12,020 --> 01:44:14,140 Get this girl to fucking follow us now. 2906 01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:16,840 The rest is history. 2907 01:44:16,980 --> 01:44:19,140 So just don't go asking for beats. 2908 01:44:19,380 --> 01:44:22,780 Because your inbox will then become full of beat merchants. 2909 01:44:23,440 --> 01:44:26,740 Or like, hey man, how come you're not responding to my emails about the beats? 2910 01:44:28,400 --> 01:44:29,380 Crazy bit of business. 2911 01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:30,620 But look, it is what it is. 2912 01:44:30,720 --> 01:44:31,480 It was what it was. 2913 01:44:31,520 --> 01:44:32,920 And that's what it is. 2914 01:44:33,420 --> 01:44:37,860 And I'll check out the bloody beat scenario with Stash Jones. 2915 01:44:39,500 --> 01:44:39,860 Forthwith. 2916 01:44:40,120 --> 01:44:41,200 Not on the stream, though. 2917 01:44:41,740 --> 01:44:45,220 It's going to be another don't be cheeky mini DV cassette tape. 2918 01:44:45,220 --> 01:44:46,440 But I promise you this. 2919 01:44:46,500 --> 01:44:49,060 It won't be going on for that long. 2920 01:44:49,160 --> 01:44:49,860 I know anybody... 2921 01:44:49,860 --> 01:44:51,660 Welcome to anyone who's just joined the stream. 2922 01:44:51,720 --> 01:44:54,240 Probably wondering, what the fuck is this idiot talking about? 2923 01:44:55,040 --> 01:44:56,340 Well, I want to tell you something. 2924 01:44:56,660 --> 01:44:58,280 There's a lot of lore going on. 2925 01:44:58,580 --> 01:44:59,220 And another thing. 2926 01:44:59,340 --> 01:45:00,300 We've got no bullets. 2927 01:45:00,540 --> 01:45:01,320 And another thing. 2928 01:45:02,080 --> 01:45:03,140 Let's load up the guns. 2929 01:45:10,900 --> 01:45:13,280 You have a few weapons at your disposal. 2930 01:45:13,280 --> 01:45:16,660 And at this point in time, Francis is doing well. 2931 01:45:16,740 --> 01:45:17,420 It's the Red 9. 2932 01:45:17,560 --> 01:45:19,120 He's got that combat shotgun. 2933 01:45:19,400 --> 01:45:23,900 Still the same rifle from the beginning of the game that he got back in the village. 2934 01:45:24,780 --> 01:45:26,760 But things seemingly are all right. 2935 01:45:26,880 --> 01:45:28,120 Maybe Ashley could do with the harp. 2936 01:45:29,120 --> 01:45:29,420 Maybe. 2937 01:45:29,940 --> 01:45:33,100 He might be thinking I'm just saving that until shit really hits the fan. 2938 01:45:33,200 --> 01:45:34,480 Dennis Reynolds, thanks very much. 2939 01:45:34,740 --> 01:45:37,120 Thanks very much there, Dennis Reynolds, for the tip. 2940 01:45:37,720 --> 01:45:38,880 Hope you're getting on well, man. 2941 01:45:38,940 --> 01:45:40,680 Thanks very much for the stream. 2942 01:45:41,760 --> 01:45:42,160 Tip. 2943 01:45:43,160 --> 01:45:43,160 Dot. 2944 01:45:43,400 --> 01:45:43,760 I. 2945 01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:44,440 E. 2946 01:45:44,600 --> 01:45:46,340 As we pick up a few shotgun shells. 2947 01:45:46,380 --> 01:45:46,940 That's nice. 2948 01:45:47,340 --> 01:45:50,020 We'll get Ashley Cole to stay there. 2949 01:45:50,140 --> 01:45:54,140 She can hold her abdomen or whatever it is there. 2950 01:45:54,300 --> 01:45:55,240 I'll press this. 2951 01:45:55,500 --> 01:45:57,260 That'll make that contraption come up. 2952 01:45:58,100 --> 01:45:58,620 I'm thinking. 2953 01:45:59,760 --> 01:46:06,180 I don't know what happens here, but I know for a fact these Scooby Doobers come through here at some stage. 2954 01:46:06,520 --> 01:46:08,340 When, though, is the question? 2955 01:46:10,100 --> 01:46:12,820 I can hear the Mozzie Desi D's talking outside. 2956 01:46:13,280 --> 01:46:15,440 It could be a case that they're going to come through this door. 2957 01:46:15,560 --> 01:46:15,780 Yeah. 2958 01:46:15,780 --> 01:46:19,200 Now, doing Endurus. 2959 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:20,660 That's nice. 2960 01:46:20,820 --> 01:46:21,540 Get that closed. 2961 01:46:21,900 --> 01:46:27,160 And we'll just go to town on this fuck job until he really says goodnight to the world. 2962 01:46:27,260 --> 01:46:27,640 That's it. 2963 01:46:27,800 --> 01:46:28,180 See ya. 2964 01:46:28,500 --> 01:46:29,120 Bye-bye. 2965 01:46:31,120 --> 01:46:32,540 Nice bit of slashing there. 2966 01:46:32,660 --> 01:46:33,980 Slashing bash from Hanon. 2967 01:46:34,240 --> 01:46:35,420 From Francis, I mean. 2968 01:46:35,500 --> 01:46:36,800 And thanks very much, Ciaran Hanon. 2969 01:46:37,320 --> 01:46:38,880 Your kind, our generous tip-ripper on us. 2970 01:46:38,980 --> 01:46:40,420 None other than Snakey as well. 2971 01:46:40,780 --> 01:46:42,240 Leon would fit in with the Westlife. 2972 01:46:42,560 --> 01:46:44,140 With the hairstyle that he's got. 2973 01:46:44,220 --> 01:46:44,780 That's a great little. 2974 01:46:45,160 --> 01:46:46,240 Observation. 2975 01:46:47,040 --> 01:46:47,940 It really is. 2976 01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:54,620 If we could get a full frontal look there at Leon, but I can't fucking flick the camera. 2977 01:46:54,740 --> 01:46:57,020 I'll tell you why I can flick that lad over there with a flick kick. 2978 01:46:57,760 --> 01:46:58,780 Double flip hit. 2979 01:46:59,260 --> 01:47:01,760 And that's a kick flip for the ages there, Tom. 2980 01:47:03,380 --> 01:47:04,280 Take it. 2981 01:47:04,280 --> 01:47:08,340 Lovely Tony Hawk kind of kick flip. 2982 01:47:08,600 --> 01:47:08,900 Wham! 2983 01:47:09,040 --> 01:47:12,700 That's a lovely triple twist or lovely raspberry rich bar. 2984 01:47:13,460 --> 01:47:15,680 And that's a kick flip for the ages there, Tom. 2985 01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:20,200 As you come back, it's gonna be a bit of a careless whisper. 2986 01:47:20,200 --> 01:47:25,900 And these fucking wankers are coming at us George Michael style in a loo. 2987 01:47:26,200 --> 01:47:26,780 Ah! 2988 01:47:26,780 --> 01:47:29,580 Now I'm never gonna wank again. 2989 01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:33,040 Guilty hand has got no rhythm. 2990 01:47:34,540 --> 01:47:38,980 Though it's easy to pretend the way I wanked before. 2991 01:47:41,200 --> 01:47:43,500 Should've known better than to wag. 2992 01:47:43,580 --> 01:47:44,040 No, I can't. 2993 01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:54,800 It sounds like I'm recounting some tale where I engaged in a bit of non-self-owning-ism with a compadre or friend. 2994 01:47:55,800 --> 01:47:57,180 And that isn't the case. 2995 01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:57,880 It never happened. 2996 01:47:58,800 --> 01:48:09,640 Just wanna double reiterate there that that was an off-the-cuff sing-song session which descended into a kind of horrible revelatory lyricism. 2997 01:48:09,780 --> 01:48:10,380 Lyric FM. 2998 01:48:11,040 --> 01:48:13,000 But it was not the case. 2999 01:48:13,360 --> 01:48:16,460 Francis never did that to any friend of his. 3000 01:48:17,120 --> 01:48:20,400 And yeah, just setting the record straight. 3001 01:48:21,840 --> 01:48:23,740 Yeah, we're setting the record straight. 3002 01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:24,800 Not gay. 3003 01:48:25,280 --> 01:48:26,880 That's the record there. 3004 01:48:28,000 --> 01:48:30,420 Just wanna say not that there's anything wrong with that. 3005 01:48:30,540 --> 01:48:33,980 Anybody out there who's watching, this is an all-inclusive stream. 3006 01:48:35,220 --> 01:48:38,060 Unless you're one of these scumbags, you're gonna get killed here. 3007 01:48:40,400 --> 01:48:44,580 Yeah, and we actually don't know what orientation any of these fuckers are. 3008 01:48:45,220 --> 01:48:49,540 If I was willing to have a guess at that cunt, he'd do anything. 3009 01:48:49,860 --> 01:48:54,760 And this fucker here, as long as it's got a pulse, he's probably on the... 3010 01:48:54,760 --> 01:48:55,500 He's probably on it. 3011 01:48:57,020 --> 01:48:57,380 Yep. 3012 01:48:58,140 --> 01:49:01,060 We don't really know what the story is with these clown bags. 3013 01:49:01,560 --> 01:49:02,020 Come on. 3014 01:49:02,680 --> 01:49:03,480 They are scum. 3015 01:49:04,000 --> 01:49:05,160 And they do deserve death. 3016 01:49:05,220 --> 01:49:06,000 That's the main thing. 3017 01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:06,920 That's the gist of it. 3018 01:49:06,960 --> 01:49:08,140 That's the cut and thrust of it. 3019 01:49:09,280 --> 01:49:10,280 Cut and thrust. 3020 01:49:10,440 --> 01:49:11,080 Frankish guns. 3021 01:49:11,080 --> 01:49:11,980 How the hell are you? 3022 01:49:11,980 --> 01:49:13,020 I hope you're doing well. 3023 01:49:13,160 --> 01:49:16,520 I can't look at any castle interiors like this one. 3024 01:49:17,020 --> 01:49:23,660 Without thinking of Dominic West's Limerick Castle from that daft MTV Crib style video he did. 3025 01:49:24,500 --> 01:49:25,380 Interesting enough. 3026 01:49:25,460 --> 01:49:27,040 Yeah, I actually haven't thought about that. 3027 01:49:27,500 --> 01:49:28,460 And, uh... 3028 01:49:28,460 --> 01:49:29,440 Ballbag My Mother. 3029 01:49:29,540 --> 01:49:30,680 Thanks very much for the tip. 3030 01:49:30,760 --> 01:49:32,140 These names are getting out of control. 3031 01:49:32,240 --> 01:49:32,920 That saves soil. 3032 01:49:33,000 --> 01:49:33,720 Thanks very much. 3033 01:49:35,140 --> 01:49:36,180 And, uh... 3034 01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:37,780 Let me just take a slug of water there. 3035 01:49:38,580 --> 01:49:39,340 Nile Turtle. 3036 01:49:39,460 --> 01:49:40,040 Thanks very much. 3037 01:49:41,040 --> 01:49:41,760 Protect... 3038 01:49:41,760 --> 01:49:43,640 Juicy Joe's daughter. 3039 01:49:44,260 --> 01:49:45,540 At all costs. 3040 01:49:46,320 --> 01:49:50,020 The Boom Boom boys would love to get their hands on her. 3041 01:49:51,240 --> 01:49:52,380 And J-Rock... 3042 01:49:52,380 --> 01:49:54,260 J-Rock caught Tom Hankin. 3043 01:49:54,320 --> 01:49:55,320 Thanks very much for the tip. 3044 01:49:58,840 --> 01:50:00,240 Have we any cocks going? 3045 01:50:01,520 --> 01:50:02,920 Have we any cocks at all? 3046 01:50:02,920 --> 01:50:32,900 *Mario plays* 3047 01:50:32,900 --> 01:50:34,900 Dump valve as well, just for the old schoolers. 3048 01:50:34,900 --> 01:50:42,900 *Mario plays* 3049 01:50:42,900 --> 01:50:46,900 Bit of dump valve action for the old schoolers there. I'm sorry. 3050 01:50:46,900 --> 01:50:50,900 Thank you very much there. Sorry, I missed a few tippings from the lads there. 3051 01:50:50,900 --> 01:50:53,900 Stash Jones, Joseph Coney, Tim Reedy, Hannanball. 3052 01:50:53,900 --> 01:50:56,900 When you float like a Hannanball. 3053 01:50:56,900 --> 01:50:58,900 Dump valve merchant, thank you very much. 3054 01:50:58,900 --> 01:51:01,900 Dennis Reynolds, Joel is on the phone. 3055 01:51:01,900 --> 01:51:03,900 Nile Turtle, Frankish Gones. 3056 01:51:03,900 --> 01:51:05,900 Thanks very much. 3057 01:51:05,900 --> 01:51:07,900 Johnson's wireless printer, J-Rock caught Tom Hanken. 3058 01:51:07,900 --> 01:51:11,900 Quint 21, greetings from the states. We love you, Francis. 3059 01:51:11,900 --> 01:51:13,900 Thank you very much there. 3060 01:51:13,900 --> 01:51:17,900 And Long John's Long John, thanks very much. 3061 01:51:17,900 --> 01:51:19,900 You're some man for a gun man. 3062 01:51:19,900 --> 01:51:21,900 You'd peel an orange in your pocket. 3063 01:51:21,900 --> 01:51:23,900 Your smile sideways would make me cry. 3064 01:51:23,900 --> 01:51:25,900 Keep up the good work. 3065 01:51:25,900 --> 01:51:27,900 And thank the Lord for your viewership and support everyone. 3066 01:51:27,900 --> 01:51:29,900 Very, very kind of you. 3067 01:51:29,900 --> 01:51:37,900 What I want to do is take this game into overdrive now and really rock the fucking castle interior that we were speculating on. 3068 01:51:37,900 --> 01:51:45,900 Could actually be the mad inner sanctum of Dominic West's vestibule in his limerick gaff. 3069 01:51:45,900 --> 01:51:49,900 Reminds me of a great video we saw on his gaff there. 3070 01:51:49,900 --> 01:51:59,900 And if you're not into the Resident Evil, I'm thinking we come down off the resi buzz really smoothly with some Shafi at the end of the day. 3071 01:51:59,900 --> 01:52:03,900 Might be too late for you then, but look, you can always catch it on the VOD if you're not arsed. 3072 01:52:03,900 --> 01:52:08,900 If you've not watched Shafi, it's a beautiful program which brings us back into the not too distant past. 3073 01:52:08,900 --> 01:52:13,900 But technologically, we're fucking light years behind because it's the realm of the 90s. 3074 01:52:13,900 --> 01:52:19,900 We're seeing all these MP3 gadgets, all the technology, web browsers, the big chat of the browsers of the day. 3075 01:52:20,900 --> 01:52:23,900 We'll be looking at an episode from 1999. 3076 01:52:23,900 --> 01:52:26,900 Computer Chronicles, Comdex, best of Comdex. 3077 01:52:26,900 --> 01:52:28,900 And it's Shafi's in his element. 3078 01:52:28,900 --> 01:52:31,900 I haven't seen it, but I did a quick scan of it the last day. 3079 01:52:31,900 --> 01:52:34,900 And it looks like it's some classic gadgetry there going on as well. 3080 01:52:34,900 --> 01:52:37,900 Thank you very much there for the tip there. 3081 01:52:37,900 --> 01:52:39,900 Plunge and Stelio Contos. 3082 01:52:39,900 --> 01:52:41,900 Sorry, this is all I have. 3083 01:52:41,900 --> 01:52:42,900 Hard wanks are expensive these days. 3084 01:52:42,900 --> 01:52:44,900 By the way, Tom200 says hi, he's my brother. 3085 01:52:44,900 --> 01:52:45,900 How are you getting on Tom? 3086 01:52:45,900 --> 01:52:47,900 And Omar, thank you very much as well. 3087 01:52:47,900 --> 01:52:50,900 Big shout out to Brian in Longford from the Hanan dynasty. 3088 01:52:50,900 --> 01:52:52,900 As I recall, there's a few bad bucks up here. 3089 01:52:52,900 --> 01:52:57,900 So we might just take this girl in over here and put her in the corner. 3090 01:52:57,900 --> 01:52:59,900 So that she's safe and secure. 3091 01:52:59,900 --> 01:53:00,900 Open that. 3092 01:53:00,900 --> 01:53:03,900 Leave her inside this vestibule here or this little room. 3093 01:53:03,900 --> 01:53:04,900 Thank you very much. 3094 01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:05,900 Pish Flaps. 3095 01:53:05,900 --> 01:53:06,900 Your tip. 3096 01:53:06,900 --> 01:53:07,900 Plunge. 3097 01:53:07,900 --> 01:53:10,900 Ashley is Michal Dehigin's daughter. 3098 01:53:11,900 --> 01:53:12,900 All right. 3099 01:53:12,900 --> 01:53:13,900 That's why she's a bureau. 3100 01:53:13,900 --> 01:53:16,900 Can you say, can you say a shout out to the Kilorglan boys? 3101 01:53:16,900 --> 01:53:18,900 Sorry, it's a fucking mouthful there. 3102 01:53:18,900 --> 01:53:20,900 Thanks very much for the tip. 3103 01:53:20,900 --> 01:53:22,900 And big shout out to the Kilorglan boys. 3104 01:53:22,900 --> 01:53:24,900 And Stelios Contos. 3105 01:53:24,900 --> 01:53:25,900 Thank you very much. 3106 01:53:25,900 --> 01:53:27,900 Now, let's get this show on the road here. 3107 01:53:27,900 --> 01:53:32,900 We've got a lovely sniper rifle extraordinaire, extreme edition 5000. 3108 01:53:32,900 --> 01:53:33,900 We haven't left the girl in there. 3109 01:53:33,900 --> 01:53:34,900 We need to do that. 3110 01:53:34,900 --> 01:53:37,900 And we're running low on Herb. 3111 01:53:37,900 --> 01:53:38,900 Let's Herb it up. 3112 01:53:38,900 --> 01:53:39,900 Big time. 3113 01:53:39,900 --> 01:53:40,900 Herb for the girl. 3114 01:53:40,900 --> 01:53:41,900 Herb for myself as well. 3115 01:53:41,900 --> 01:53:46,900 Use that on Ashley. 3116 01:53:46,900 --> 01:53:50,900 Yeah, asking there if it's Michael D. Higgins's daughter. 3117 01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:51,900 It might not be. 3118 01:53:51,900 --> 01:53:55,900 It could actually be Joe Biden's daughter because it's the American president that we're saving. 3119 01:53:55,900 --> 01:53:56,900 That's the beginning of the game. 3120 01:53:56,900 --> 01:53:59,900 And that was, that's what I was thinking it was. 3121 01:53:59,900 --> 01:54:00,900 Did we leave anything up here? 3122 01:54:00,900 --> 01:54:02,900 Any, any pots or pans? 3123 01:54:02,900 --> 01:54:04,900 I need checking out. 3124 01:54:04,900 --> 01:54:07,900 There's a door here, but I'm not sure if we should leave Ashley in that other room. 3125 01:54:07,900 --> 01:54:08,900 It's not even opening. 3126 01:54:12,900 --> 01:54:14,900 It's Arlene Foster's, no it's not. 3127 01:54:14,900 --> 01:54:16,900 It's Juicy Joe Biden. 3128 01:54:18,900 --> 01:54:19,900 Juicy Joe. 3129 01:54:20,900 --> 01:54:22,900 And his crazy family. 3130 01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:24,900 Las Familiadas. 3131 01:54:24,900 --> 01:54:26,900 Las Familiasau. 3132 01:54:27,900 --> 01:54:28,900 Falamiados. 3133 01:54:29,900 --> 01:54:30,900 I can't say it. 3134 01:54:30,900 --> 01:54:33,900 Familiasau is a fucking place in Portugal. 3135 01:54:34,900 --> 01:54:35,900 Papa Carlo, thanks very tip. 3136 01:54:35,900 --> 01:54:37,900 Thanks very tip for you. 3137 01:54:37,900 --> 01:54:39,900 Thanks very tip for your much. 3138 01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:41,900 I need to concentrate. 3139 01:54:41,900 --> 01:54:43,900 There's too much going on here. 3140 01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:44,900 Tom, are you being quiet you cunt? 3141 01:54:45,900 --> 01:54:46,900 Yeah. 3142 01:54:47,900 --> 01:54:48,900 Pretty much. 3143 01:54:57,900 --> 01:54:59,900 Sorry, there's a lot of teeny cocks business going on there. 3144 01:55:00,900 --> 01:55:04,900 That's a big shout out to our favourite politician of the show. 3145 01:55:04,900 --> 01:55:09,900 None other than left leaning Dutch politician, Teeny Cox. 3146 01:55:09,900 --> 01:55:16,900 Teeny Cox, who is really doing the fucking Lord's work out there in the European stratosphere. 3147 01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:20,900 The Hague, Strasbourg, Brussels. 3148 01:55:20,900 --> 01:55:29,900 All those crazy places where the shit goes down, the decisions get made and fucking Cox is just plying his trade day in, day out. 3149 01:55:29,900 --> 01:55:31,900 Nothing teeny, teeny by name. 3150 01:55:31,900 --> 01:55:34,900 Fucking massive by nature is what I've been told. 3151 01:55:34,900 --> 01:55:36,900 He's got the fucking snarling. 3152 01:55:36,900 --> 01:55:40,900 He's got the fucking snarl of a lion and the fucking face of a demon. 3153 01:55:41,900 --> 01:55:42,900 Where do we go here? 3154 01:55:42,900 --> 01:55:43,900 I'm fucking confused. 3155 01:55:44,900 --> 01:55:46,900 It's Laura McNamara. 3156 01:55:46,900 --> 01:55:47,900 How the hell are you? 3157 01:55:47,900 --> 01:55:51,900 Shout out to Sean Heffernan, even though he's bottled his match tonight. 3158 01:55:52,900 --> 01:55:53,900 How are you getting on there? 3159 01:55:53,900 --> 01:55:54,900 How are you getting on there? 3160 01:55:54,900 --> 01:55:55,900 Thanks for the tip, Laura. 3161 01:55:55,900 --> 01:55:56,900 Hope you're doing well. 3162 01:55:56,900 --> 01:55:57,900 And Sean, shame about the match. 3163 01:55:57,900 --> 01:56:00,900 But look, you went out there, you gave it the best. 3164 01:56:00,900 --> 01:56:02,900 Lads have been taking it day by day, you know. 3165 01:56:02,900 --> 01:56:04,900 Back to training again the next day. 3166 01:56:05,900 --> 01:56:06,900 And start from there. 3167 01:56:06,900 --> 01:56:07,900 Big shout out to the lads. 3168 01:56:07,900 --> 01:56:08,900 They gave it all on the pitch tonight. 3169 01:56:08,900 --> 01:56:12,900 But look, what we left out on the pitch, we'll take back home the next day at Trenton. 3170 01:56:12,900 --> 01:56:14,900 And it's going to be another week. 3171 01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:15,900 But look, this is what happens. 3172 01:56:15,900 --> 01:56:16,900 It's going to be... 3173 01:56:18,900 --> 01:56:19,900 Tommy, alright. 3174 01:56:19,900 --> 01:56:21,900 Thanks very much there. 3175 01:56:21,900 --> 01:56:22,900 Ian F as well. 3176 01:56:22,900 --> 01:56:23,900 And G and Carlo Fisichella. 3177 01:56:23,900 --> 01:56:25,900 Greetings from the rural life, Francis. 3178 01:56:25,900 --> 01:56:27,900 Sorry about misunderstanding with the schlug. 3179 01:56:27,900 --> 01:56:28,900 Phone on the other night. 3180 01:56:28,900 --> 01:56:29,900 I haven't slept. 3181 01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:30,900 No problem at all. 3182 01:56:30,900 --> 01:56:38,900 Lads, I'm looking there, Liam Rogers, and he's fucking absolutely giving us mad praise in the chat. 3183 01:56:38,900 --> 01:56:41,900 Praise in the form of strategy. 3184 01:56:41,900 --> 01:56:42,900 Strategy. 3185 01:56:42,900 --> 01:56:45,900 Strategy being, you need to give Ashley a boost up the wall. 3186 01:56:45,900 --> 01:56:46,900 That's all we needed. 3187 01:56:46,900 --> 01:56:48,900 And thanks very much, Liam. 3188 01:56:48,900 --> 01:56:56,900 You've done everything that wasn't even asked of you to fucking help us through these nightmarish streams. 3189 01:56:57,900 --> 01:57:03,900 And look, for the first time, Ashley actually is worth her weight in tips. 3190 01:57:03,900 --> 01:57:05,900 Because she's telling us what to do. 3191 01:57:05,900 --> 01:57:10,900 She could have done, used her fucking cheese box a long time ago. 3192 01:57:10,900 --> 01:57:16,900 But it's only now that she's begun to actually fucking put her head above the parapet or above that little ledge. 3193 01:57:16,900 --> 01:57:18,900 And come up with a decent idea. 3194 01:57:18,900 --> 01:57:21,900 Connor, how the hell are you? I hope you're doing well. Thanks for the tip. 3195 01:57:21,900 --> 01:57:25,900 In the Resident Evil 4 remake, instead of the President's Daughter, it's Michael D's dogs. 3196 01:57:25,900 --> 01:57:29,900 And we can see there's a fucking scumbag ready to take her down. 3197 01:57:30,900 --> 01:57:31,900 *laughs* 3198 01:57:31,900 --> 01:57:34,900 Can we get something there, Tom? Can we get something? 3199 01:57:37,900 --> 01:57:39,900 Beautiful bit of business. 3200 01:57:39,900 --> 01:57:41,900 Lovely step back, step back. 3201 01:57:41,900 --> 01:57:43,900 Rack it up. Line it up. 3202 01:57:43,900 --> 01:57:44,900 He sends it home. 3203 01:57:45,900 --> 01:57:46,900 Good man yourself. 3204 01:57:46,900 --> 01:57:48,900 Can we get something there, Tom? Can we get something? 3205 01:57:48,900 --> 01:57:55,900 Another couple of- Oh fuck, we have another couple of fucking hairy matelands to take- take down here. 3206 01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:00,900 How is he still standing? 3207 01:58:00,900 --> 01:58:06,900 Need to save the shots now for that detritus that's heading towards Ashley Cole. 3208 01:58:06,900 --> 01:58:07,620 Oh. 3209 01:58:09,120 --> 01:58:10,760 See, nice bit of range on the shotgun. 3210 01:58:11,020 --> 01:58:12,560 Because it took out a fucking demon 3211 01:58:12,560 --> 01:58:15,660 on top of the... 3212 01:58:15,660 --> 01:58:18,600 Whatchamacallit, that gangway up there. 3213 01:58:20,220 --> 01:58:21,340 Thank you very much there. 3214 01:58:21,380 --> 01:58:22,040 I love your streams. 3215 01:58:22,280 --> 01:58:23,520 And Connor and the mighty Iger. 3216 01:58:23,680 --> 01:58:25,100 And look, if I've missed the tip, 3217 01:58:25,420 --> 01:58:26,940 I'm going to get to you in a sec. 3218 01:58:27,020 --> 01:58:28,020 I'm going to just... 3219 01:58:28,020 --> 01:58:29,940 I'm going to play the game for five minutes 3220 01:58:29,940 --> 01:58:31,960 because I can see this if anybody's watching 3221 01:58:31,960 --> 01:58:32,540 and they're like, 3222 01:58:32,780 --> 01:58:33,920 he's just fucking reading 3223 01:58:33,920 --> 01:58:35,220 and not doing any gameplay. 3224 01:58:35,680 --> 01:58:36,820 I'm going to... 3225 01:58:36,820 --> 01:58:38,420 Oh God, she's been taken. 3226 01:58:38,740 --> 01:58:39,600 She has been taken. 3227 01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:41,120 There we go. 3228 01:58:43,440 --> 01:58:43,680 Ah! 3229 01:58:44,100 --> 01:58:45,300 He's stumbled over. 3230 01:58:45,380 --> 01:58:46,120 Hopefully he's dead. 3231 01:58:47,020 --> 01:58:48,220 Hopefully he is dead. 3232 01:58:48,940 --> 01:58:50,600 And let's take this shotgun out 3233 01:58:50,600 --> 01:58:52,500 and see what this can do for us right now. 3234 01:58:52,560 --> 01:58:53,500 It's a lovely bit of business. 3235 01:58:54,240 --> 01:58:54,680 Boom! 3236 01:58:55,100 --> 01:58:55,860 And that's lovely. 3237 01:58:56,140 --> 01:58:58,400 And the range on that shotgun is delicious. 3238 01:58:58,700 --> 01:58:59,140 Oh! 3239 01:58:59,340 --> 01:59:00,580 Mace to the back of the shoulder! 3240 01:59:02,060 --> 01:59:03,760 That is going to hurt in the morning. 3241 01:59:04,500 --> 01:59:05,160 And look at this. 3242 01:59:05,560 --> 01:59:06,700 Knife after dark. 3243 01:59:06,740 --> 01:59:09,380 Rated R for R-stupid. 3244 01:59:10,660 --> 01:59:14,200 Let's take this sniper rifle to the extreme. 3245 01:59:14,560 --> 01:59:15,960 We're going to go to extreme lengths 3246 01:59:15,960 --> 01:59:17,700 to make sure she's alive. 3247 01:59:18,640 --> 01:59:18,900 Uh-oh. 3248 01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:22,200 There's a Matalan approaching 3249 01:59:22,200 --> 01:59:23,620 from behind. 3250 01:59:27,520 --> 01:59:28,020 Oh! 3251 01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:28,020 Oh! 3252 01:59:28,020 --> 01:59:30,660 Off with his head. 3253 01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:33,480 These scumbags are taking the daughter. 3254 01:59:34,980 --> 01:59:35,620 And they've... 3255 01:59:35,620 --> 01:59:36,960 I think there's a side hatch. 3256 01:59:37,620 --> 01:59:39,660 Frighteningly enough, there's a side hatch nearby. 3257 01:59:40,200 --> 01:59:43,120 If they manage to make it out of that side hatch with her alive... 3258 01:59:43,120 --> 01:59:43,620 Oh! 3259 01:59:44,320 --> 01:59:45,380 I killed the girl! 3260 01:59:46,320 --> 01:59:46,840 Fuck it! 3261 01:59:47,260 --> 01:59:47,660 Fuck! 3262 01:59:47,660 --> 01:59:47,660 Fuck! 3263 01:59:51,480 --> 01:59:51,900 Fuck! 3264 01:59:54,200 --> 01:59:55,360 Terrible bit of business there. 3265 01:59:55,440 --> 01:59:56,300 Look at the way he shoots. 3266 01:59:56,380 --> 01:59:56,820 He does it. 3267 01:59:56,880 --> 01:59:58,140 This will need to give yourself time. 3268 01:59:58,300 --> 01:59:58,720 And he aims. 3269 01:59:58,900 --> 01:59:59,580 Shoots her in the arse. 3270 01:59:59,700 --> 02:00:00,200 I killed the girl! 3271 02:00:01,120 --> 02:00:01,660 Fuck it! 3272 02:00:02,200 --> 02:00:02,460 Fuck! 3273 02:00:03,320 --> 02:00:04,220 Terrible bit of business. 3274 02:00:04,720 --> 02:00:07,000 Thanks very much for the instant creamis there. 3275 02:00:07,220 --> 02:00:09,200 Shaka creamis and pliers. 3276 02:00:09,940 --> 02:00:10,880 Real Joe Biden! 3277 02:00:11,000 --> 02:00:12,300 Thanks very much for the tip, Francis. 3278 02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:13,780 Once you're done with the girl, 3279 02:00:14,280 --> 02:00:15,280 will you be needing her? 3280 02:00:15,700 --> 02:00:17,800 Well, I don't know how that happens at the end of the game, 3281 02:00:17,840 --> 02:00:19,200 but I think you give her back to the president, 3282 02:00:19,460 --> 02:00:22,240 and there's no extra downloadable content for that anyway. 3283 02:00:22,720 --> 02:00:24,360 To do any side missions or side quests. 3284 02:00:24,480 --> 02:00:25,260 Thank you very much, Bean. 3285 02:00:25,400 --> 02:00:26,640 I won't read the rest of the tip. 3286 02:00:26,840 --> 02:00:27,760 Thanks very much for the tip. 3287 02:00:27,840 --> 02:00:28,740 I love the stream. 3288 02:00:28,800 --> 02:00:29,320 Thanks very much. 3289 02:00:29,420 --> 02:00:29,660 Come here. 3290 02:00:29,720 --> 02:00:30,140 What's your favorite? 3291 02:00:30,260 --> 02:00:30,540 Crisp? 3292 02:00:30,920 --> 02:00:31,240 King? 3293 02:00:31,460 --> 02:00:32,340 Or fucking... 3294 02:00:32,340 --> 02:00:32,740 It's boring. 3295 02:00:32,920 --> 02:00:33,300 It's king. 3296 02:00:33,460 --> 02:00:33,880 Cheese and onion. 3297 02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:36,760 Here's a euro for a packet. 3298 02:00:36,880 --> 02:00:38,060 You might have to put the rest to it. 3299 02:00:38,100 --> 02:00:39,800 Yeah, well, they've gone up to fucking 150 3300 02:00:39,800 --> 02:00:41,160 for a packet of crisps now, I think. 3301 02:00:42,100 --> 02:00:42,700 Mighty Iger. 3302 02:00:43,180 --> 02:00:43,540 Mercedes. 3303 02:00:43,940 --> 02:00:45,080 Shout out to my cousin, Tiernan. 3304 02:00:45,160 --> 02:00:47,780 Thanks very much for the tip there, Mighty Iger, 3305 02:00:47,920 --> 02:00:49,060 and how are you getting on, Tiernan? 3306 02:00:50,000 --> 02:00:50,320 Scumbelina. 3307 02:00:50,420 --> 02:00:51,040 Thank you very much. 3308 02:00:51,120 --> 02:00:51,780 Thanks for the stream. 3309 02:00:52,080 --> 02:00:52,680 Thanks for the tip. 3310 02:00:52,800 --> 02:00:54,180 Thanks for the viewership and the support. 3311 02:00:54,320 --> 02:00:54,700 E&F. 3312 02:00:55,000 --> 02:00:55,500 Love the streams. 3313 02:00:55,860 --> 02:00:57,600 Lost my recordings of Hardy Books, 3314 02:00:57,780 --> 02:00:58,480 season three and four, 3315 02:00:58,540 --> 02:00:59,660 when I was upgraded to the skybox. 3316 02:01:00,360 --> 02:01:00,720 Devastating. 3317 02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:03,080 Probably on the internet somewhere. 3318 02:01:03,080 --> 02:01:04,180 You probably download them, 3319 02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:05,800 but I never told you that. 3320 02:01:06,740 --> 02:01:07,840 And Giancarlo Fisichella, 3321 02:01:07,920 --> 02:01:08,600 thank you very much. 3322 02:01:08,680 --> 02:01:10,560 Greeting from rural Fife, 3323 02:01:10,780 --> 02:01:12,120 out in Bolly, Scotland. 3324 02:01:12,920 --> 02:01:15,000 Sorry about the misunderstanding with the schluck. 3325 02:01:15,060 --> 02:01:16,600 Oh yeah, I read that tip actually already. 3326 02:01:17,600 --> 02:01:18,500 Did I miss anyone? 3327 02:01:18,620 --> 02:01:20,060 Just need to make sure I've got everyone there. 3328 02:01:20,140 --> 02:01:20,700 Quinn 21. 3329 02:01:20,880 --> 02:01:21,580 John Longjohns. 3330 02:01:21,620 --> 02:01:22,260 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 3331 02:01:22,260 --> 02:01:23,600 Great stuff, great stuff, great stuff. 3332 02:01:23,680 --> 02:01:29,380 Look, this is a replay of me now doing the same fucking thing I was doing for the last 10 minutes, 3333 02:01:29,380 --> 02:01:30,700 but this time I'm going to get it right. 3334 02:01:30,800 --> 02:01:31,560 I'm going to do it happen. 3335 02:01:31,760 --> 02:01:34,080 I'm going to do it in a happening and hip way. 3336 02:01:34,780 --> 02:01:37,680 And people are going to be really impressed, I think, 3337 02:01:38,100 --> 02:01:39,580 in the way this is about to go down. 3338 02:01:39,660 --> 02:01:40,240 Right here. 3339 02:01:40,820 --> 02:01:41,580 Right now. 3340 02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:47,540 Let's prepare ourselves by reloading our weaponry, first and foremost. 3341 02:01:47,800 --> 02:01:49,340 And that's Christ, actually. 3342 02:01:49,520 --> 02:01:50,500 I don't know if you notice that. 3343 02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:53,600 We've got a lovely mural of Christ here. 3344 02:01:54,420 --> 02:01:56,800 And he is being straddled. 3345 02:01:57,200 --> 02:01:59,300 Christ, Jesus Christ, the Lord, our Savior. 3346 02:02:00,080 --> 02:02:01,520 Being straddled at the side. 3347 02:02:01,520 --> 02:02:07,060 His seemingly dead, pasty body being held up by a gang of fucking people. 3348 02:02:07,800 --> 02:02:09,800 Maybe Mother Mary there. 3349 02:02:09,980 --> 02:02:10,840 I'm not sure. 3350 02:02:10,840 --> 02:02:15,740 You've got to think of how horrible that would have been for Mary to have had to witness that. 3351 02:02:16,280 --> 02:02:18,520 Was she there in the crowd at the time? 3352 02:02:18,640 --> 02:02:19,380 I'm not sure. 3353 02:02:19,940 --> 02:02:24,120 It was our lady, or not our lady. 3354 02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:27,940 It was a lady there who got the Shrine of Turin, I think. 3355 02:02:28,040 --> 02:02:29,660 Was it Veronica or something like that? 3356 02:02:30,360 --> 02:02:30,920 Can't remember. 3357 02:02:30,980 --> 02:02:34,580 It's been a long time since I read any of that stuff back in the day. 3358 02:02:35,180 --> 02:02:36,740 But you have to feel sorry for the book. 3359 02:02:36,780 --> 02:02:38,640 He had a hard life at that stage. 3360 02:02:38,640 --> 02:02:42,280 But then at the same time, he was immortal and ascended to heaven. 3361 02:02:43,040 --> 02:02:44,400 Crazy bit of business altogether. 3362 02:02:44,620 --> 02:02:46,840 Who would have fucking thought it was the truth at the time? 3363 02:02:47,000 --> 02:02:48,620 Certainly not the Romans. 3364 02:02:49,440 --> 02:02:52,560 But he had a few headers around his table. 3365 02:02:52,960 --> 02:02:53,780 The 12 disciples. 3366 02:02:54,460 --> 02:02:55,760 And they really believed in him. 3367 02:02:55,880 --> 02:02:56,460 Big time. 3368 02:02:56,720 --> 02:02:58,440 They fucking loved what he was saying. 3369 02:02:59,180 --> 02:03:00,480 And they loved his dinners. 3370 02:03:00,860 --> 02:03:03,500 And they loved the word as well. 3371 02:03:03,560 --> 02:03:04,460 They just loved the word. 3372 02:03:05,120 --> 02:03:19,080 I tell you, if they came back nowadays and they saw that the word was just a program hosted by fucking youngsters or up-and-coming TV burp or zoo television enthusiasts in the late 90s, 3373 02:03:19,080 --> 02:03:21,320 they would be disgusted that that was the word. 3374 02:03:23,000 --> 02:03:27,460 And that the word of the Lord had been replaced by such depravity and devastation. 3375 02:03:28,560 --> 02:03:33,960 Thinking back to the word on Channel 4, it's a shame actually that there's nothing like that on TV anymore. 3376 02:03:34,760 --> 02:03:36,340 Because it was good enough actually. 3377 02:03:36,860 --> 02:03:40,500 That was yet another one of those late night things that you would have watched. 3378 02:03:41,060 --> 02:03:41,920 The parents were out. 3379 02:03:42,360 --> 02:03:44,160 You got to watch some cheeky stuff. 3380 02:03:44,700 --> 02:03:48,220 That around late night kind of Friday, Saturday sort of vibe. 3381 02:03:50,180 --> 02:03:51,580 Who am I going to use? 3382 02:03:51,900 --> 02:03:53,400 I'm referring to a weapon as a person. 3383 02:03:53,500 --> 02:03:54,800 Who am I going to use here for this? 3384 02:03:54,860 --> 02:03:56,360 And it's a shotgun affair to the head. 3385 02:03:56,700 --> 02:03:58,640 And it's another shotgun affair to the head. 3386 02:03:58,920 --> 02:04:01,140 And it's another shotgun affair to the chest. 3387 02:04:01,140 --> 02:04:07,060 And then it's another sniper rifle scenario to this fella's legs over here. 3388 02:04:07,380 --> 02:04:08,280 He's about to get done. 3389 02:04:08,360 --> 02:04:10,560 Need to make sure not to shoot the girl. 3390 02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:16,180 The way that fella collapses and crumples into a hopeless, hapless wreck of a fucking demon. 3391 02:04:17,040 --> 02:04:18,480 Fills me with hope for the future. 3392 02:04:18,900 --> 02:04:21,160 And really makes me smile and laugh as well at the same time. 3393 02:04:21,400 --> 02:04:23,020 That's the head taken off that book. 3394 02:04:24,040 --> 02:04:25,200 And that book's gone. 3395 02:04:25,860 --> 02:04:27,000 Can we go for a triple bucker? 3396 02:04:28,080 --> 02:04:28,480 Motherfucker. 3397 02:04:28,680 --> 02:04:29,380 He's gone still. 3398 02:04:31,080 --> 02:04:33,420 Let's just willie non-to this lad's head off. 3399 02:04:34,400 --> 02:04:35,420 And then it's great. 3400 02:04:35,520 --> 02:04:37,760 It's great, great, great, great, great, great, great business. 3401 02:04:38,700 --> 02:04:43,340 We get that secondary sniper rifle here as this guy lifts himself up. 3402 02:04:44,380 --> 02:04:45,100 Ha ha ha! 3403 02:04:46,540 --> 02:04:47,900 He lifted himself up. 3404 02:04:48,140 --> 02:04:49,000 The head went like that. 3405 02:04:49,080 --> 02:04:49,320 Up. 3406 02:04:49,540 --> 02:04:50,280 And then death. 3407 02:04:50,420 --> 02:04:50,620 Damn. 3408 02:04:54,620 --> 02:04:55,580 Lovely bit of stuff. 3409 02:04:55,580 --> 02:04:56,820 Great to see that guy. 3410 02:04:57,260 --> 02:04:59,780 He had a lovely bit of spunk in the step. 3411 02:05:00,060 --> 02:05:00,580 And then boom. 3412 02:05:01,000 --> 02:05:01,880 Back to sleep. 3413 02:05:02,460 --> 02:05:02,900 Good luck. 3414 02:05:03,600 --> 02:05:04,060 You're fucked. 3415 02:05:06,060 --> 02:05:07,180 Lovely stuff altogether. 3416 02:05:07,520 --> 02:05:09,920 I can hear a few mozzy deszy dees over here. 3417 02:05:10,560 --> 02:05:11,640 There's nothing to me though. 3418 02:05:11,760 --> 02:05:14,880 As I let this guy walk into my realm. 3419 02:05:15,240 --> 02:05:16,140 And then another one. 3420 02:05:16,180 --> 02:05:17,100 Jacob Rees Smag. 3421 02:05:17,220 --> 02:05:19,340 Or Jacob Rees Smag. 3422 02:05:19,600 --> 02:05:20,880 Should I say thanks very much for your tip? 3423 02:05:22,700 --> 02:05:23,060 Oh. 3424 02:05:23,700 --> 02:05:25,280 Just about to let rip there. 3425 02:05:26,840 --> 02:05:29,500 The top of this guy's dome piece was about to go flying. 3426 02:05:30,100 --> 02:05:30,460 Boom. 3427 02:05:31,080 --> 02:05:31,280 Oh. 3428 02:05:32,960 --> 02:05:33,720 And again. 3429 02:05:33,880 --> 02:05:34,760 Been put off. 3430 02:05:35,760 --> 02:05:38,080 Actually I might just leisurely take this guy out with the red nine. 3431 02:05:39,620 --> 02:05:40,900 No need to waste my. 3432 02:05:42,100 --> 02:05:44,100 Although I think there's another fucker behind. 3433 02:05:46,800 --> 02:05:47,280 Oh yeah. 3434 02:05:47,440 --> 02:05:49,620 We'll take all these clowns out with the red. 3435 02:05:50,900 --> 02:05:51,940 Ah shut up. 3436 02:05:54,400 --> 02:05:55,260 Jacob Rees Smag. 3437 02:05:55,300 --> 02:05:55,920 Thank you very much. 3438 02:05:55,980 --> 02:05:56,900 And real Joe Biden. 3439 02:05:57,800 --> 02:05:58,160 Oh. 3440 02:05:59,820 --> 02:06:03,580 This reminds me of my days as an altar boy in Bell Mullet. 3441 02:06:05,020 --> 02:06:05,980 Says Jacob. 3442 02:06:06,820 --> 02:06:07,800 Circa 1993. 3443 02:06:08,440 --> 02:06:09,640 Queer times you say. 3444 02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:10,340 And battery. 3445 02:06:10,460 --> 02:06:12,840 Thanks very much for the tip there. 3446 02:06:13,820 --> 02:06:15,300 Hope you're getting on well. 3447 02:06:15,980 --> 02:06:19,960 Hopefully battery isn't a reference to something where I've had a battery malfunction on the stream. 3448 02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:20,460 But as I. 3449 02:06:21,020 --> 02:06:22,840 Nothing is running on batteries at the moment. 3450 02:06:22,980 --> 02:06:24,420 It's all USB and. 3451 02:06:25,540 --> 02:06:27,120 Powered out of the fucking computer. 3452 02:06:27,340 --> 02:06:29,020 As we catch the girl. 3453 02:06:29,760 --> 02:06:31,040 Everything but the girl. 3454 02:06:32,900 --> 02:06:34,280 And I catched you. 3455 02:06:34,280 --> 02:06:39,900 Like the devil's catched the rain. 3456 02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:42,680 Thank you for the two. 3457 02:06:43,840 --> 02:06:44,520 Like the devil's. 3458 02:06:45,860 --> 02:06:46,520 Catch the rain. 3459 02:06:50,520 --> 02:06:51,360 Catch the rain. 3460 02:06:56,360 --> 02:06:58,440 Let's say just get on with the game at this stage. 3461 02:06:58,820 --> 02:06:59,940 Thanks very much for the tips. 3462 02:07:00,020 --> 02:07:00,320 I've got the leg. 3463 02:07:00,380 --> 02:07:00,880 Firm battery. 3464 02:07:01,040 --> 02:07:01,300 Jacob. 3465 02:07:01,420 --> 02:07:01,940 Grease smag. 3466 02:07:02,280 --> 02:07:04,280 It's nice when there's a bit of momentum. 3467 02:07:04,460 --> 02:07:05,100 And here is that. 3468 02:07:05,760 --> 02:07:06,120 Sacristry. 3469 02:07:06,200 --> 02:07:06,720 That chapel. 3470 02:07:07,500 --> 02:07:09,620 That we were thinking about for a long time before. 3471 02:07:10,460 --> 02:07:10,800 Yeah. 3472 02:07:10,800 --> 02:07:14,180 I actually had a brain fart earlier on in the fucking stream. 3473 02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:15,180 The very first one. 3474 02:07:15,240 --> 02:07:15,940 I thought this. 3475 02:07:16,580 --> 02:07:17,000 Chapel. 3476 02:07:17,080 --> 02:07:17,760 Sacristry. 3477 02:07:18,460 --> 02:07:18,860 Sacristry. 3478 02:07:19,180 --> 02:07:21,860 Was something that we encountered very early in the game. 3479 02:07:22,400 --> 02:07:24,580 I'm not sure if this is a HD remake. 3480 02:07:25,620 --> 02:07:26,760 Or texture. 3481 02:07:27,200 --> 02:07:29,120 I don't remember these hanging statues. 3482 02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:30,720 Upside down from the wall there. 3483 02:07:31,080 --> 02:07:31,560 Starman. 3484 02:07:31,660 --> 02:07:32,620 Thanks very much for the tip. 3485 02:07:32,700 --> 02:07:33,600 Hope you're doing well sir. 3486 02:07:34,160 --> 02:07:35,440 And enjoying the stream. 3487 02:07:36,400 --> 02:07:37,900 Take that hang on ammo there. 3488 02:07:38,080 --> 02:07:40,120 And smash these pots aplenty. 3489 02:07:43,360 --> 02:07:45,120 I think we have a merchant here as well. 3490 02:07:45,680 --> 02:07:46,080 Merchant. 3491 02:07:46,420 --> 02:07:50,680 We should have really managed to have accumulated a nice bit of tippage here. 3492 02:07:52,580 --> 02:08:00,100 Which should go some way to giving us that lovely sniper rifle that I've been shying on about at pace for a long time. 3493 02:08:00,100 --> 02:08:03,540 Semi-automatic. 3494 02:08:04,180 --> 02:08:05,020 Very powerful. 3495 02:08:05,760 --> 02:08:08,660 Hopefully you'll get a pretty penny for your previous gun as well. 3496 02:08:09,840 --> 02:08:11,300 Good to see you doing a sweep first though. 3497 02:08:12,180 --> 02:08:13,540 Soty and sweep. 3498 02:08:14,080 --> 02:08:14,660 We go up here. 3499 02:08:14,760 --> 02:08:16,080 Only opens from the other side. 3500 02:08:18,040 --> 02:08:19,860 So in that case. 3501 02:08:20,200 --> 02:08:21,340 Let's have a quick look over here. 3502 02:08:21,400 --> 02:08:23,180 See if there's anything in this cabinet. 3503 02:08:23,740 --> 02:08:24,740 You can open this cabinet. 3504 02:08:24,940 --> 02:08:25,380 Yeah you can. 3505 02:08:27,360 --> 02:08:28,740 There's a church castle. 3506 02:08:28,740 --> 02:08:30,040 We have a castle map. 3507 02:08:30,040 --> 02:08:31,040 For a treasure as well. 3508 02:08:31,980 --> 02:08:33,120 Which has something going on. 3509 02:08:33,480 --> 02:08:34,300 We haven't checked it. 3510 02:08:35,060 --> 02:08:36,000 Should have a look at it though. 3511 02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:40,420 There's prizes to be won in this yoke. 3512 02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,280 Mr. Pickup. 3513 02:08:48,280 --> 02:08:53,700 How did this book get in here? 3514 02:08:53,760 --> 02:08:55,460 It was just outside the front a second ago. 3515 02:08:56,220 --> 02:08:56,920 JB Pizzle. 3516 02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:57,720 What's the crack man? 3517 02:08:59,000 --> 02:08:59,980 Target practice. 3518 02:09:00,700 --> 02:09:01,040 Now. 3519 02:09:01,660 --> 02:09:02,280 Game rules. 3520 02:09:02,400 --> 02:09:05,380 Receive prizes by scoring above 1000 points. 3521 02:09:06,240 --> 02:09:09,120 Bonus points will be awarded for headshots. 3522 02:09:09,700 --> 02:09:13,160 High scoring Salazar target will appear with successive hits. 3523 02:09:13,640 --> 02:09:15,900 Shooting an Ashley target will deduct points. 3524 02:09:16,680 --> 02:09:19,500 Bottle cap will be awarded for every 1000 points scored. 3525 02:09:20,500 --> 02:09:23,560 Special bottle caps will be awarded by either shooting. 3526 02:09:24,100 --> 02:09:25,420 All the wooden targets. 3527 02:09:25,760 --> 02:09:26,600 Except Ashley. 3528 02:09:27,060 --> 02:09:29,140 Or scoring above 3500. 3529 02:09:29,520 --> 02:09:30,920 24 bottle caps in all. 3530 02:09:31,000 --> 02:09:33,240 Each time you enter a new shooting range. 3531 02:09:33,880 --> 02:09:34,320 Six. 3532 02:09:34,820 --> 02:09:35,220 New. 3533 02:09:35,540 --> 02:09:36,320 Bottle caps. 3534 02:09:36,660 --> 02:09:37,760 Will become available. 3535 02:09:38,320 --> 02:09:39,480 Woke modelists. 3536 02:09:42,860 --> 02:09:44,120 That's that cleared up. 3537 02:09:44,660 --> 02:09:46,740 Let's buy some shenanigans off this guy. 3538 02:09:46,880 --> 02:09:47,660 And get rolling. 3539 02:09:47,820 --> 02:09:49,300 Seems like we're about to win. 3540 02:09:50,260 --> 02:09:50,500 Yeah. 3541 02:09:50,580 --> 02:09:51,320 Weapon you've selected. 3542 02:09:51,460 --> 02:09:51,640 Sound. 3543 02:09:51,820 --> 02:09:53,340 Choose your rapid fire or sniping. 3544 02:09:53,420 --> 02:09:54,580 I think I'll go with snipes. 3545 02:09:56,940 --> 02:09:59,640 No, actually. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 3546 02:09:59,860 --> 02:10:02,340 I'll go with the rapid fire first. Change weapons. 3547 02:10:04,260 --> 02:10:04,700 Yeah. 3548 02:10:06,440 --> 02:10:08,260 And I will go with that TMP. 3549 02:10:10,020 --> 02:10:12,140 Thank you very much there. Big red. 3550 02:10:12,460 --> 02:10:14,760 Hopefully you're getting on well. Great bit of resi action. 3551 02:10:15,180 --> 02:10:16,720 You see, let's keep the show on the road. 3552 02:10:16,720 --> 02:10:18,680 Not other than Dr. Bill Tormey. 3553 02:10:19,260 --> 02:10:20,560 How are you? I hope you're doing well. 3554 02:10:21,140 --> 02:10:24,000 You're a great doctor and you've done some great soundbites on. 3555 02:10:24,500 --> 02:10:26,640 Tell you what, I was listening to a podcast. 3556 02:10:26,780 --> 02:10:28,860 I think it was, could have been last year. 3557 02:10:29,540 --> 02:10:30,680 While I was away for a bit. 3558 02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:34,720 It could have been either a Claire Byrne or even a fucking Joe Duffy scenario. 3559 02:10:35,000 --> 02:10:38,060 And who pops up on it? None other than Bill Tormey. 3560 02:10:38,600 --> 02:10:40,680 The man who was in the audience that day. 3561 02:10:41,240 --> 02:10:44,000 Who was reading out the fucking rule book. 3562 02:10:44,000 --> 02:10:51,000 The riot act to the journalist Walsh over the fucking indictment hit piece he had made. 3563 02:10:52,040 --> 02:10:54,740 On Roach, Stephen Roach, the cyclist. 3564 02:10:54,860 --> 02:10:59,480 Who'd come all the way over from Italy or wherever he was living to appear on the Late Late Show. 3565 02:11:00,920 --> 02:11:02,660 Or wherever he's cycling or something. 3566 02:11:03,220 --> 02:11:05,640 And he was harangued by the journalist. 3567 02:11:06,300 --> 02:11:11,080 And then Bill Tormey came to his aid, Ada Wong, on the audience. 3568 02:11:11,900 --> 02:11:15,340 It was just another example of the Late Late Show showing its teeth. 3569 02:11:15,980 --> 02:11:19,380 And letting the audience have a go at the guests. 3570 02:11:19,600 --> 02:11:20,660 They don't do it anymore. 3571 02:11:20,860 --> 02:11:22,200 It's too sanitized. 3572 02:11:22,580 --> 02:11:24,480 And what's the point? 3573 02:11:24,640 --> 02:11:26,620 You know, what is the fucking point of watching it? 3574 02:11:26,900 --> 02:11:31,640 Unless you're gonna let fucking someone in a yellow suit who's driven all the way from Limerick 3575 02:11:31,640 --> 02:11:34,040 to make three points get a word in edgeways. 3576 02:11:34,460 --> 02:11:35,220 What's the point? 3577 02:11:42,220 --> 02:11:42,940 Come on, you fucker. 3578 02:11:51,320 --> 02:11:52,700 Lovely bit of reload time there. 3579 02:11:54,380 --> 02:11:55,440 Don't think I did too bad. 3580 02:11:55,480 --> 02:11:58,780 But it's gonna get a little bit fucking juicy Joe now in a minute, I'd say. 3581 02:11:58,860 --> 02:12:02,360 When bloody Ashley Cole appears. 3582 02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:03,580 And I'm not meant to hit her. 3583 02:12:04,300 --> 02:12:05,620 But I love the mouse setup here. 3584 02:12:06,100 --> 02:12:07,620 I love the fucking mouse setup. 3585 02:12:08,020 --> 02:12:08,820 It's doing so well. 3586 02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:13,560 I'm gonna not get too far ahead of yourself as well, you remember? 3587 02:12:14,460 --> 02:12:17,940 It's, uh, when you reach your apex, that's when you have your biggest fall. 3588 02:12:19,320 --> 02:12:20,560 Rare prize awarded. 3589 02:12:20,980 --> 02:12:22,540 It's a rare prize awarded. 3590 02:12:22,660 --> 02:12:23,560 Thanks very much there. 3591 02:12:23,720 --> 02:12:26,320 Usually I wouldn't come on here in a fit, says Bill. 3592 02:12:26,680 --> 02:12:28,120 Even though you're a good bloke yourself. 3593 02:12:28,200 --> 02:12:30,840 But what they're doing to the president's daughter is a disgrace. 3594 02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:35,080 That's a direct quote transposed for the stream. 3595 02:12:35,180 --> 02:12:36,560 I love the fucking lore. 3596 02:12:36,880 --> 02:12:38,680 The thinking that went into it as well. 3597 02:12:39,140 --> 02:12:40,600 And it's a beautiful bit of business as well. 3598 02:12:40,740 --> 02:12:41,240 End games? 3599 02:12:41,520 --> 02:12:42,500 No, I want to change weapons. 3600 02:12:42,620 --> 02:12:43,600 I want to keep going. 3601 02:12:45,040 --> 02:12:47,600 Shall I keep going with a TMP? 3602 02:12:49,620 --> 02:12:50,660 No, I don't want an end game. 3603 02:12:50,740 --> 02:12:51,240 Let's keep going. 3604 02:12:51,760 --> 02:12:52,420 Just keep going. 3605 02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:54,780 You can just hit the bell. 3606 02:12:59,200 --> 02:12:59,560 Do it. 3607 02:12:59,560 --> 02:12:59,900 Oh, yeah. 3608 02:12:59,960 --> 02:13:00,200 Keep going. 3609 02:13:01,640 --> 02:13:07,280 I was just wondering there, if I don't claim the fucking prize there, will I miss out on the prize? 3610 02:13:15,180 --> 02:13:17,140 Liam Rogers will know all about that. 3611 02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:19,560 Oh, fuck. 3612 02:13:26,500 --> 02:13:29,200 Is it just me or is the game getting fucking faster? 3613 02:13:31,840 --> 02:13:34,260 Thank you very much there for the tip there, Battery. 3614 02:13:34,600 --> 02:13:35,640 Hope you're doing well, man. 3615 02:13:39,220 --> 02:13:40,680 Go for the headshots for more points. 3616 02:13:40,840 --> 02:13:41,760 Will I just keep a hold? 3617 02:13:41,860 --> 02:13:45,440 Liam, will I keep the TMP and just keep going for the TMP headshots? 3618 02:13:45,560 --> 02:13:46,680 Or will I switch weapon? 3619 02:13:46,860 --> 02:13:47,520 Switch weapon? 3620 02:13:48,160 --> 02:13:49,180 I went a bit Dutch there. 3621 02:13:49,420 --> 02:13:50,140 Teeny cock. 3622 02:13:51,180 --> 02:13:53,040 Will I switch weapon for headshots? 3623 02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:55,300 You have them all got now. 3624 02:13:55,420 --> 02:13:55,680 Okay. 3625 02:13:57,440 --> 02:13:58,180 Is that it? 3626 02:13:58,540 --> 02:13:59,360 It says begin, though. 3627 02:13:59,380 --> 02:14:00,220 I could fucking do it. 3628 02:14:07,420 --> 02:14:12,120 How the hell would you be able to do this round with a shotgun without hitting Ashley? 3629 02:14:13,080 --> 02:14:14,760 Would the shotgun not kill her? 3630 02:14:16,840 --> 02:14:17,200 Arizona. 3631 02:14:18,820 --> 02:14:19,740 Should do another one. 3632 02:14:19,900 --> 02:14:20,400 Go for the heads. 3633 02:14:20,400 --> 02:14:20,440 Go for the heads. 3634 02:14:20,440 --> 02:14:24,120 Fuck. 3635 02:14:35,440 --> 02:14:35,920 Fuck. 3636 02:14:39,700 --> 02:14:40,160 Fuck. 3637 02:14:46,560 --> 02:14:47,380 Oh, shit. 3638 02:14:47,380 --> 02:14:47,440 Shit. 3639 02:14:47,440 --> 02:15:00,480 I think that was all right. 3640 02:15:00,560 --> 02:15:01,600 We got a rare prize, will we? 3641 02:15:02,840 --> 02:15:03,940 No prize for that. 3642 02:15:04,040 --> 02:15:04,460 We've done. 3643 02:15:04,700 --> 02:15:07,620 We need to use a different gun. 3644 02:15:07,760 --> 02:15:10,540 That was rat poison. 3645 02:15:13,180 --> 02:15:14,060 Thank you very much. 3646 02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:14,980 Boot up the Fat 32. 3647 02:15:14,980 --> 02:15:17,300 Fat 32 coming at fucking midnight. 3648 02:15:17,560 --> 02:15:18,500 We've got 15 more minutes. 3649 02:15:18,580 --> 02:15:19,900 I want to keep playing the game, though. 3650 02:15:19,940 --> 02:15:21,660 I don't want to go into Fat 32 yet. 3651 02:15:22,400 --> 02:15:23,500 Dropping chemtrails. 3652 02:15:28,140 --> 02:15:30,300 No one's telling me to do anything different here. 3653 02:15:32,740 --> 02:15:33,820 Earned all six prizes. 3654 02:15:35,380 --> 02:15:39,280 So I've already got fucking all the prizes, is it? 3655 02:15:40,240 --> 02:15:40,860 End game. 3656 02:15:40,860 --> 02:15:42,400 I can restart it again, could I? 3657 02:15:42,560 --> 02:15:44,180 You've been awarded six bottle caps. 3658 02:15:45,180 --> 02:15:46,220 Row one is complete. 3659 02:15:46,700 --> 02:15:51,780 So is there more bottle caps to be got for, uh, for using a sniper? 3660 02:16:01,240 --> 02:16:01,700 Fuck it. 3661 02:16:01,700 --> 02:16:01,720 Fuck it. 3662 02:16:01,720 --> 02:16:02,760 I'm going to give this a go and see. 3663 02:16:02,940 --> 02:16:04,280 I'll be rubbish at this, I'd say. 3664 02:16:04,960 --> 02:16:05,300 Have a look. 3665 02:16:06,760 --> 02:16:09,820 I'm not even going to scope in for any of this, I'd say. 3666 02:16:14,240 --> 02:16:15,000 The reload. 3667 02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:20,380 Oh, if I'd have upgraded, I'd have a faster reload time. 3668 02:16:25,820 --> 02:16:28,480 Does it take into account you've got slow reload time? 3669 02:16:36,940 --> 02:16:37,580 Look at this. 3670 02:16:37,640 --> 02:16:38,700 Will I get all of these guys? 3671 02:16:39,000 --> 02:16:39,320 Yes! 3672 02:16:43,160 --> 02:16:43,920 Oh my god. 3673 02:16:52,440 --> 02:16:54,000 Dr. Bill Tormy. 3674 02:16:54,760 --> 02:16:57,640 Usually I wouldn't come on here. 3675 02:16:58,920 --> 02:17:00,340 I want to read that tape again. 3676 02:17:03,500 --> 02:17:03,940 Oh. 3677 02:17:04,740 --> 02:17:05,900 These guys watch this line. 3678 02:17:06,000 --> 02:17:06,380 Oh. 3679 02:17:07,100 --> 02:17:07,800 That's shit. 3680 02:17:10,280 --> 02:17:10,640 Oh. 3681 02:17:12,440 --> 02:17:13,480 Thank you very much. 3682 02:17:14,180 --> 02:17:14,620 Plunge. 3683 02:17:14,780 --> 02:17:15,140 Battery. 3684 02:17:15,240 --> 02:17:15,700 Big red. 3685 02:17:16,040 --> 02:17:16,400 Lemmy. 3686 02:17:16,940 --> 02:17:17,720 From Motorhead. 3687 02:17:17,940 --> 02:17:18,920 Dr. Bill Tormy. 3688 02:17:19,560 --> 02:17:21,360 Usually I wouldn't come on here in a fit. 3689 02:17:21,580 --> 02:17:22,200 In a fit. 3690 02:17:22,720 --> 02:17:24,420 Even though you're a good bloke yourself. 3691 02:17:24,940 --> 02:17:27,860 But what they're doing to this president's daughter is a disgrace. 3692 02:17:28,860 --> 02:17:30,900 I remember his wife was there as well. 3693 02:17:31,180 --> 02:17:31,680 And I think. 3694 02:17:32,020 --> 02:17:32,460 Or it was. 3695 02:17:32,540 --> 02:17:33,680 Was it Stephen Roach's? 3696 02:17:33,920 --> 02:17:34,180 Fucking. 3697 02:17:34,960 --> 02:17:35,400 I don't know. 3698 02:17:35,440 --> 02:17:36,100 One of his families. 3699 02:17:36,400 --> 02:17:37,060 And she was going. 3700 02:17:38,240 --> 02:17:39,600 Can I just say something please? 3701 02:17:39,780 --> 02:17:40,460 And in fact. 3702 02:17:40,560 --> 02:17:41,720 Just a few moments please. 3703 02:17:41,900 --> 02:17:42,220 And actually. 3704 02:17:42,980 --> 02:17:44,140 Maybe a little bit longer. 3705 02:17:44,180 --> 02:17:44,940 If you don't mind. 3706 02:17:45,540 --> 02:17:46,200 And everyone was like. 3707 02:17:46,200 --> 02:17:46,460 Oh. 3708 02:17:46,980 --> 02:17:48,820 How long is she going to talk for on this? 3709 02:17:49,140 --> 02:17:50,040 Thanks very much March. 3710 02:17:50,100 --> 02:17:50,800 I hope you're doing well. 3711 02:17:50,860 --> 02:17:51,420 Loving the streams. 3712 02:17:51,480 --> 02:17:52,880 And the sheer volume of them as well. 3713 02:17:53,140 --> 02:17:54,920 Can't wait for a chilled out chafei come down. 3714 02:17:55,000 --> 02:17:55,520 It's going to happen. 3715 02:17:56,040 --> 02:17:56,160 Right. 3716 02:17:56,180 --> 02:17:57,140 It's not going to happen right now. 3717 02:17:57,200 --> 02:17:59,580 I'm definitely not going to win anything off this guy for that. 3718 02:18:00,540 --> 02:18:01,280 Piece of pudding. 3719 02:18:02,040 --> 02:18:03,860 Do I trade the bottle caps with the merchant? 3720 02:18:04,020 --> 02:18:05,620 Do I sell the bottle caps to the merchant? 3721 02:18:05,800 --> 02:18:06,360 For some stuff. 3722 02:18:06,400 --> 02:18:06,600 Is it? 3723 02:18:08,980 --> 02:18:10,900 You can go into the internet tonight. 3724 02:18:11,140 --> 02:18:13,420 You can go home and go into the internet today. 3725 02:18:13,420 --> 02:18:13,900 Welcome. 3726 02:18:13,900 --> 02:18:14,540 Welcome. 3727 02:18:16,720 --> 02:18:20,440 Got some rare things on sale stranger. 3728 02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,980 He said something about. 3729 02:18:24,740 --> 02:18:27,000 Not going out on a Friday night. 3730 02:18:27,100 --> 02:18:27,840 Because it's full. 3731 02:18:27,980 --> 02:18:29,460 Town is full of headers or something. 3732 02:18:29,560 --> 02:18:29,820 Is it? 3733 02:18:31,600 --> 02:18:32,240 Ugh. 3734 02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:34,300 Why? 3735 02:18:34,860 --> 02:18:36,100 What am I doing? 3736 02:18:36,940 --> 02:18:37,440 Rifle. 3737 02:18:37,720 --> 02:18:38,780 Why upgrade the rifle? 3738 02:18:39,260 --> 02:18:39,880 Riot gun. 3739 02:18:40,580 --> 02:18:41,860 Thanks very much March. 3740 02:18:41,860 --> 02:18:45,780 Riot gun. 3741 02:18:49,780 --> 02:18:50,820 Full of drunks. 3742 02:18:52,820 --> 02:18:53,960 Going to the morning. 3743 02:18:55,120 --> 02:18:56,000 Fire power. 3744 02:18:56,360 --> 02:18:56,800 I don't know. 3745 02:18:56,940 --> 02:18:59,020 We've saved the money here because I want to buy. 3746 02:18:59,260 --> 02:18:59,620 Oh yeah. 3747 02:18:59,640 --> 02:19:00,900 He's got the rifle for sale. 3748 02:19:01,100 --> 02:19:02,560 I can sell my rifle. 3749 02:19:02,980 --> 02:19:04,040 What are you buying? 3750 02:19:08,300 --> 02:19:08,640 Okay. 3751 02:19:08,640 --> 02:19:08,800 Yeah. 3752 02:19:08,920 --> 02:19:09,160 Okay. 3753 02:19:09,240 --> 02:19:10,020 Sorry about this. 3754 02:19:10,020 --> 02:19:12,340 I sell this fucking rifle. 3755 02:19:17,340 --> 02:19:19,640 I'll buy it. 3756 02:19:19,720 --> 02:19:21,760 I'll buy it. 3757 02:19:21,760 --> 02:19:21,900 Yeah. 3758 02:19:21,900 --> 02:19:23,020 I'll buy it. 3759 02:19:23,980 --> 02:19:24,940 Thank you. 3760 02:19:25,200 --> 02:19:25,600 Uh. 3761 02:19:28,100 --> 02:19:29,460 What are you buying? 3762 02:19:30,220 --> 02:19:32,140 Some fucking mood music. 3763 02:19:36,940 --> 02:19:37,660 Ba ba. 3764 02:19:38,300 --> 02:19:39,460 Ba da da da. 3765 02:19:43,980 --> 02:19:46,500 Imagine O'Connell Street was full of streamers. 3766 02:19:49,780 --> 02:19:52,040 I wouldn't do a stream on fucking O'Connell Street. 3767 02:19:52,720 --> 02:19:53,660 You wouldn't be leaving. 3768 02:19:53,820 --> 02:19:56,220 You wouldn't be able to come home afterwards I'd imagine. 3769 02:19:56,460 --> 02:20:00,360 You wouldn't have your streaming set up with you by the time it had finished. 3770 02:20:01,280 --> 02:20:02,600 Go buy that fucking rifle. 3771 02:20:04,640 --> 02:20:06,180 Is that old stranger? 3772 02:20:11,280 --> 02:20:11,760 Now. 3773 02:20:12,940 --> 02:20:13,680 That's that. 3774 02:20:13,880 --> 02:20:14,200 Got. 3775 02:20:14,900 --> 02:20:16,220 Lovely shenanigans there. 3776 02:20:18,300 --> 02:20:19,100 Thank you. 3777 02:20:20,980 --> 02:20:21,620 67. 3778 02:20:21,920 --> 02:20:22,960 Then we can do up this. 3779 02:20:23,120 --> 02:20:25,160 We can tune up a few of these fuckers. 3780 02:20:26,280 --> 02:20:29,040 I'm doing up the Red 9 actually to be honest with you. 3781 02:20:29,240 --> 02:20:29,800 Riot gun. 3782 02:20:29,940 --> 02:20:31,200 That's a great little piece actually. 3783 02:20:31,340 --> 02:20:32,400 Is that old stranger? 3784 02:20:32,640 --> 02:20:33,540 Firepower on it. 3785 02:20:34,400 --> 02:20:36,220 Thank you. 3786 02:20:39,560 --> 02:20:41,560 Da da da. 3787 02:20:41,560 --> 02:20:45,560 Da da da da da da da da da da da da. 3788 02:20:49,560 --> 02:20:51,560 Ba da ba. 3789 02:20:55,060 --> 02:20:57,060 Fucking firepower it up man. 3790 02:20:57,060 --> 02:21:00,560 I don't know, maybe firepower it up on the other stuff. 3791 02:21:02,560 --> 02:21:06,060 24, firing speed, reload speed maybe yeah. 3792 02:21:06,060 --> 02:21:14,060 Ba da da da da da da da da da da. 3793 02:21:14,060 --> 02:21:16,060 Thank you. 3794 02:21:16,060 --> 02:21:18,060 Thank you. 3795 02:21:18,060 --> 02:21:30,060 According to yourself Steven in the press you had 46 or 47% of your blood tube which is consisted of red cells. 3796 02:21:30,060 --> 02:21:32,060 Which is about normal. 3797 02:21:32,060 --> 02:21:36,060 Remember the length of chat that he was going on. 3798 02:21:36,060 --> 02:21:42,060 He lost us all when he went on a ramble. 3799 02:21:42,060 --> 02:21:47,060 He lost us all when he read the riot act. 3800 02:21:47,060 --> 02:21:49,060 Thank you very much to mighty Iger. 3801 02:21:49,060 --> 02:21:55,060 Your kind are generous rip tip her Rura. 3802 02:21:55,060 --> 02:21:57,060 And silver pixie. 3803 02:21:57,060 --> 02:21:58,060 Always a pleasure to see a stream. 3804 02:21:58,060 --> 02:22:00,060 It's always a pleasure to do a little stream. 3805 02:22:00,060 --> 02:22:02,060 And thanks very much for having the dream viewership. 3806 02:22:04,060 --> 02:22:07,060 Wonder if this clown has an eyepiece we can shoot as well. 3807 02:22:07,060 --> 02:22:08,060 No nothing. 3808 02:22:08,060 --> 02:22:12,060 Feel the dream. 3809 02:22:12,060 --> 02:22:13,060 Hanley man. 3810 02:22:13,060 --> 02:22:14,060 Thank you very much. 3811 02:22:14,060 --> 02:22:16,060 You hammered your Hanley. 3812 02:22:16,060 --> 02:22:18,060 Save that there. 3813 02:22:18,060 --> 02:22:21,060 Might just push on Shafae just for a bitting. 3814 02:22:21,060 --> 02:22:24,060 Boom ba boom. 3815 02:22:24,060 --> 02:22:25,060 Ba boom. 3816 02:22:25,060 --> 02:22:26,060 Ba boom. 3817 02:22:26,060 --> 02:22:28,060 Ba boom boom. 3818 02:22:28,060 --> 02:22:35,060 Sorry about this. 3819 02:22:35,060 --> 02:22:37,060 Isn't that volume up? 3820 02:22:37,060 --> 02:22:38,060 You alright? 3821 02:22:38,060 --> 02:22:39,060 I'm fine. 3822 02:22:39,060 --> 02:22:40,060 Leave me alone. 3823 02:22:40,060 --> 02:22:41,060 Ashley wait. 3824 02:22:41,060 --> 02:22:53,060 Computer Chronicles Grims. 3825 02:22:53,060 --> 02:22:54,060 Ashley! 3826 02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:54,060 Ashley! 3827 02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:54,060 Ashley! 3828 02:22:54,060 --> 02:22:58,060 But if there's a NetCafe episode that you might want us to watch. 3829 02:22:58,060 --> 02:23:00,060 Put the name of the episode in the chat. 3830 02:23:00,060 --> 02:23:02,060 Anybody out there and I'll uh. 3831 02:23:02,060 --> 02:23:03,060 Don't worry Ashley. 3832 02:23:03,060 --> 02:23:04,060 I'm coming for ya. 3833 02:23:04,060 --> 02:23:07,060 If we're still on a come down Shafae buzz. 3834 02:23:07,060 --> 02:23:10,060 And we've got the the gall to watch another one. 3835 02:23:10,060 --> 02:23:11,060 We'll watch that one. 3836 02:23:11,060 --> 02:23:12,060 But uh. 3837 02:23:12,060 --> 02:23:17,060 I've already got a Computer Chronicles that I've been wanting to see for quite a while. 3838 02:23:17,060 --> 02:23:18,060 So uh. 3839 02:23:18,060 --> 02:23:24,060 Yeah there are supposed to be Brooklyn Lukey but I. 3840 02:23:24,060 --> 02:23:25,060 They're not. 3841 02:23:25,060 --> 02:23:26,060 They're coming through for me. 3842 02:23:26,060 --> 02:23:29,060 But they're not coming through for ye. 3843 02:23:29,060 --> 02:23:30,060 Good luck. 3844 02:23:30,060 --> 02:23:33,060 And they just say feel the dream. 3845 02:23:33,060 --> 02:23:35,060 But um. 3846 02:23:35,060 --> 02:23:36,060 But um. 3847 02:23:36,060 --> 02:23:41,060 The way in which that is resolved is by getting them to come through on desktop audio. 3848 02:23:41,060 --> 02:23:43,060 Where it doesn't work for me. 3849 02:23:43,060 --> 02:23:44,060 He he he he he he. 3850 02:23:44,060 --> 02:23:45,060 Ah ha look at this idiot. 3851 02:23:45,060 --> 02:23:46,060 Salazar. 3852 02:23:46,060 --> 02:23:47,060 How'd ya? 3853 02:23:47,060 --> 02:23:49,060 We've jacked the line. 3854 02:23:49,060 --> 02:23:54,060 We didn't want you telling everyone any unnecessary information. 3855 02:23:54,060 --> 02:23:55,060 Where's Ashley? 3856 02:23:55,060 --> 02:23:56,060 Ah. 3857 02:23:56,060 --> 02:24:00,060 So she fell into one of our wonderful traps. 3858 02:24:00,060 --> 02:24:02,060 We'll make sure we find her. 3859 02:24:02,060 --> 02:24:04,060 Don't you worry about her. 3860 02:24:04,060 --> 02:24:05,060 Oh yes. 3861 02:24:05,060 --> 02:24:11,060 I let our miserable insects out for some exercise down in the sewer. 3862 02:24:11,060 --> 02:24:12,060 Thanks. 3863 02:24:12,060 --> 02:24:14,060 That should keep me company. 3864 02:24:14,060 --> 02:24:16,060 Cause boredom kills me. 3865 02:24:16,060 --> 02:24:19,060 I look forward to our next encounter. 3866 02:24:19,060 --> 02:24:21,060 In another life. 3867 02:24:21,060 --> 02:24:22,060 Shitbans. 3868 02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060 Shitbans.com. 3869 02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060 Shitbans.com. 3870 02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:22,060 Shitbans.com. 3871 02:24:22,060 --> 02:24:23,060 Shitbans.com. 3872 02:24:23,060 --> 02:24:24,060 Shitbans.com. 3873 02:24:24,060 --> 02:24:26,060 Shitbans.com. 3874 02:24:26,060 --> 02:24:27,060 Shitbans.com. 3875 02:24:27,060 --> 02:24:28,060 Shitbans.com. 3876 02:24:28,060 --> 02:24:31,060 Shitbans.com. 3877 02:24:31,060 --> 02:24:33,060 How did that guy get so powerful? 3878 02:24:33,060 --> 02:24:36,060 That little Napoleonic small child man. 3879 02:24:36,060 --> 02:24:39,060 He needs to be wiped out. 3880 02:24:39,060 --> 02:24:40,060 And fast. 3881 02:24:40,060 --> 02:24:41,060 And fast. 3882 02:24:41,060 --> 02:24:43,060 And I tell you this. 3883 02:24:43,060 --> 02:24:44,060 It's nice now. 3884 02:24:44,060 --> 02:24:45,060 That that girl. 3885 02:24:45,060 --> 02:24:47,060 Has been kidnapped. 3886 02:24:47,060 --> 02:24:48,060 Because I. 3887 02:24:48,060 --> 02:24:49,060 Can be free. 3888 02:24:49,060 --> 02:24:50,060 From having to worry about it. 3889 02:24:50,060 --> 02:24:52,060 Until I get her back. 3890 02:24:52,060 --> 02:24:54,060 I know I'll win her back at some stage. 3891 02:24:54,060 --> 02:24:57,060 It's just nice to not have to be fucking worrying about. 3892 02:24:57,060 --> 02:24:59,060 Putting her in a box. 3893 02:24:59,060 --> 02:25:00,060 Making her stop. 3894 02:25:00,060 --> 02:25:02,060 Making her come to you. 3895 02:25:02,060 --> 02:25:03,060 Making her stop. 3896 02:25:03,060 --> 02:25:04,060 Putting her in a corner. 3897 02:25:04,060 --> 02:25:05,060 Doing this. 3898 02:25:05,060 --> 02:25:06,060 She's. 3899 02:25:06,060 --> 02:25:08,060 A head wrecker. 3900 02:25:10,060 --> 02:25:11,060 That's all I can see. 3901 02:25:13,060 --> 02:25:15,060 How do we get into those little contraptions? 3902 02:25:17,060 --> 02:25:18,060 Thank you very. 3903 02:25:18,060 --> 02:25:19,060 What the fuck. 3904 02:25:19,060 --> 02:25:20,060 Someone's running after me here. 3905 02:25:20,060 --> 02:25:21,060 I can hear some footsteps. 3906 02:25:21,060 --> 02:25:22,060 Gregoski. 3907 02:25:22,060 --> 02:25:23,060 Thank you very much. 3908 02:25:23,060 --> 02:25:24,060 And the merchant of Ennis. 3909 02:25:24,060 --> 02:25:26,060 Thank you very much. 3910 02:25:26,060 --> 02:25:27,060 Gregoski. 3911 02:25:27,060 --> 02:25:28,060 About to start blasting some miserable insects. 3912 02:25:28,060 --> 02:25:29,060 With big red. 3913 02:25:36,060 --> 02:25:37,060 Is that the crack? 3914 02:25:37,060 --> 02:25:38,060 Is this. 3915 02:25:38,060 --> 02:25:40,060 Am I gonna be facing insects now? 3916 02:25:40,060 --> 02:25:41,060 Am I? 3917 02:25:41,060 --> 02:25:54,340 Can't remember if it's insects or is it... 3918 02:25:54,340 --> 02:25:55,260 Rats? 3919 02:25:56,180 --> 02:25:56,700 Ratzinger! 3920 02:25:58,220 --> 02:26:00,780 Did you download the pulp Ratzinger? 3921 02:26:02,900 --> 02:26:04,280 Fucking DLC. 3922 02:26:04,900 --> 02:26:05,500 Mod. 3923 02:26:06,140 --> 02:26:06,680 Oh god. 3924 02:26:07,920 --> 02:26:08,360 Jesus. 3925 02:26:09,060 --> 02:26:09,640 Where's he? 3926 02:26:09,680 --> 02:26:10,240 Where's he gone? 3927 02:26:10,240 --> 02:26:11,240 Oh god. 3928 02:26:15,240 --> 02:26:17,380 I can help. 3929 02:26:19,060 --> 02:26:20,520 Shit myself a bit there. 3930 02:26:21,420 --> 02:26:23,600 I don't know if that would come through. 3931 02:26:25,380 --> 02:26:26,360 Yeah, he shat himself. 3932 02:26:26,480 --> 02:26:30,340 Let's see that again for a real terrifying piece of shitting himself. 3933 02:26:32,480 --> 02:26:32,600 I can help. 3934 02:26:33,460 --> 02:26:34,260 Actually, I was too... 3935 02:26:34,260 --> 02:26:35,460 I caught the replay too late. 3936 02:26:36,860 --> 02:26:38,260 Yeah, you caught that too late. 3937 02:26:38,360 --> 02:26:38,860 Thanks very much. 3938 02:26:38,860 --> 02:26:40,100 I hope you're getting on well. 3939 02:26:40,480 --> 02:26:41,600 And that life is treating you well. 3940 02:26:41,720 --> 02:26:47,860 And thanks very much for giving us a little blast of your instant cream play shenanigans. 3941 02:26:47,860 --> 02:26:56,860 I just need to turn down on the cream play. 3942 02:26:56,860 --> 02:26:58,400 Can you play that cream play again, Tom? 3943 02:26:58,440 --> 02:27:00,060 Make sure it's not fucking playing too loud. 3944 02:27:00,860 --> 02:27:12,860 *Gunshot* 3945 02:27:12,860 --> 02:27:17,860 Good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man, good man! 3946 02:27:17,860 --> 02:27:18,860 *Gunshot* 3947 02:27:22,860 --> 02:27:24,860 Where are these fuckers? I can hear them. 3948 02:27:24,860 --> 02:27:26,860 I can't see them. 3949 02:27:26,860 --> 02:27:32,860 *Gunshot* 3950 02:27:32,860 --> 02:27:36,860 I don't know what the fuck is going on here. I don't remember how to see these guys. 3951 02:27:36,860 --> 02:27:41,860 *Gunshot* 3952 02:27:41,860 --> 02:27:42,860 Oh fuck. 3953 02:27:42,860 --> 02:27:46,860 *Gunshot* 3954 02:27:46,860 --> 02:27:48,860 Herb Lenehan. 3955 02:27:48,860 --> 02:27:53,860 *Gunshot* 3956 02:27:53,860 --> 02:27:54,860 Herb Lenehan. 3957 02:27:54,860 --> 02:27:56,860 *Gunshot* 3958 02:27:56,860 --> 02:27:57,860 Scumbags. 3959 02:27:57,860 --> 02:27:58,860 *Gunshot* 3960 02:27:58,860 --> 02:28:00,860 *Gunshot* 3961 02:28:00,860 --> 02:28:01,860 *Gunshot* 3962 02:28:01,860 --> 02:28:02,860 *Gunshot* 3963 02:28:02,860 --> 02:28:03,860 *Gunshot* 3964 02:28:03,860 --> 02:28:04,860 *Gunshot* 3965 02:28:04,860 --> 02:28:05,860 *Gunshot* 3966 02:28:05,860 --> 02:28:06,860 Still alive. 3967 02:28:06,860 --> 02:28:07,860 *Gunshot* 3968 02:28:07,860 --> 02:28:08,860 *Gunshot* 3969 02:28:08,860 --> 02:28:09,860 *Gunshot* 3970 02:28:09,860 --> 02:28:11,860 *Gunshot* 3971 02:28:11,860 --> 02:28:15,860 Sister Ghost thanking you very much for the toast. 3972 02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:18,200 Toast of God. 3973 02:28:20,780 --> 02:28:25,600 I tried so hard and made some toast. 3974 02:28:26,600 --> 02:28:29,660 In the end, I didn't have any butter. 3975 02:28:30,140 --> 02:28:33,800 I had to cry when I ate it dry. 3976 02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:37,460 And in the end, there wasn't any butter. 3977 02:28:40,240 --> 02:28:45,220 I put my toast in you. 3978 02:28:46,220 --> 02:28:49,900 I pushed the button down to three. 3979 02:28:50,560 --> 02:28:57,040 And in the end, it came out, but there was no butter. 3980 02:28:57,740 --> 02:29:01,400 I made some toast for you. 3981 02:29:01,400 --> 02:29:07,000 I put the toaster on to three. 3982 02:29:07,520 --> 02:29:12,400 But in the end, there's only one thing you should know. 3983 02:29:13,680 --> 02:29:17,800 I made some toast and got so far. 3984 02:29:17,960 --> 02:29:20,820 Sorry, it's lost the run of itself, to be honest. 3985 02:29:23,220 --> 02:29:27,440 In the end, there wasn't any lure pack. 3986 02:29:27,900 --> 02:29:33,460 I tried to spread olive oil instead. 3987 02:29:33,860 --> 02:29:36,980 Because in the end, the only thing we had. 3988 02:29:38,980 --> 02:29:42,360 That's just a true story that happened to me there last week. 3989 02:29:42,420 --> 02:29:43,240 Ran out of butter. 3990 02:29:44,140 --> 02:29:46,180 Didn't realize toast was made. 3991 02:29:46,960 --> 02:29:48,720 Put some fucking olive oil on it. 3992 02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:53,780 It was the saddest, most depressing thing I have ever ate in my life. 3993 02:29:57,980 --> 02:30:02,560 TMP for these guys all night long. 3994 02:30:02,660 --> 02:30:04,600 And it wouldn't be Kerrygold in my fridge. 3995 02:30:05,040 --> 02:30:06,320 Because it's too expensive. 3996 02:30:08,900 --> 02:30:18,760 Where's the other fucker? 3997 02:30:25,760 --> 02:30:28,800 There's a ripoff of Kerrygold in Little, though. 3998 02:30:29,180 --> 02:30:30,260 In the little packet. 3999 02:30:30,620 --> 02:30:32,020 The foily packet. 4000 02:30:32,020 --> 02:30:42,980 The cheese that they make. 4001 02:30:43,440 --> 02:30:44,360 Wrath Dara. 4002 02:30:48,300 --> 02:30:49,960 Oh yeah, red nine in the sky. 4003 02:30:50,160 --> 02:30:51,240 And I can't even see him. 4004 02:30:52,620 --> 02:30:55,540 That's what it's all about. 4005 02:30:57,180 --> 02:30:58,820 Got the green eyed goblin. 4006 02:31:03,340 --> 02:31:04,220 Kill Kelly. 4007 02:31:07,800 --> 02:31:08,980 Winford cheese. 4008 02:31:10,020 --> 02:31:10,620 Oh no. 4009 02:31:10,800 --> 02:31:12,120 This poor guy has left a herb. 4010 02:31:13,260 --> 02:31:15,660 Very Resident Evil 2 vibes after this guy. 4011 02:31:16,680 --> 02:31:19,540 Surprised there's not a memo that he hasn't left. 4012 02:31:19,960 --> 02:31:24,940 We can read where he charts his descent into becoming a zombie. 4013 02:31:25,260 --> 02:31:25,980 Day after day. 4014 02:31:25,980 --> 02:31:27,280 Oh. 4015 02:31:30,860 --> 02:31:35,820 There was an incident in a mansion. 4016 02:31:35,820 --> 02:31:37,820 Involving... 4017 02:31:37,820 --> 02:31:38,820 Involving... 4018 02:31:39,600 --> 02:31:41,080 Zombies. 4019 02:31:43,840 --> 02:31:44,180 Oh. 4020 02:31:47,600 --> 02:31:48,360 Hello. 4021 02:31:48,960 --> 02:31:50,120 Get that jazz going. 4022 02:31:50,680 --> 02:31:52,100 Smooth dinner jazz. 4023 02:31:52,680 --> 02:31:54,600 Welcome back to another memo reading. 4024 02:31:55,260 --> 02:31:55,780 With me. 4025 02:31:56,540 --> 02:31:58,320 The realist of the MCs. 4026 02:32:00,120 --> 02:32:00,800 JBP. 4027 02:32:02,240 --> 02:32:03,320 Lewis Memo. 4028 02:32:04,320 --> 02:32:05,640 Page one of ten. 4029 02:32:05,640 --> 02:32:07,480 It's gonna be a long one. 4030 02:32:08,200 --> 02:32:08,760 Sit back. 4031 02:32:08,840 --> 02:32:09,260 Relax. 4032 02:32:09,780 --> 02:32:10,000 Tss. 4033 02:32:10,580 --> 02:32:11,740 Pull out your sacks. 4034 02:32:12,900 --> 02:32:18,600 There are some parasites on the prairie that have the ability to control their hosts. 4035 02:32:19,500 --> 02:32:24,300 Basic knowledge amongst biologists, but not much is known how the parasites do it. 4036 02:32:25,420 --> 02:32:31,140 Studying these parasites specifically might reveal some clues as to how the powers of the 4037 02:32:31,140 --> 02:32:37,300 Las Plagas work and perhaps provide more insight on the victims of the Las Plagas. 4038 02:32:37,300 --> 02:32:39,040 The Las Ganados. 4039 02:32:40,040 --> 02:32:46,200 Here is a list of some parasites that have the ability to manipulate the behavioral patterns 4040 02:32:46,200 --> 02:32:47,200 of their host. 4041 02:32:47,200 --> 02:32:47,200 The parasites of their host. 4042 02:32:47,200 --> 02:32:48,200 The parasites of their host. 4043 02:32:48,200 --> 02:32:50,880 Woke, moralistic hosts that they are. 4044 02:32:50,880 --> 02:32:53,040 The Decrocleum. 4045 02:32:53,040 --> 02:33:00,740 Once the larvae of the parasite migrates to the esophagus, it alters the behavior of the ant. 4046 02:33:01,940 --> 02:33:08,460 When the temperature drops in the evening, the infected ant climbs to the top of a plant 4047 02:33:08,460 --> 02:33:12,620 and clamps onto a leaf using its mandible. 4048 02:33:12,620 --> 02:33:18,780 It stays there immobile until the next morning. 4049 02:33:19,360 --> 02:33:21,600 Michal, thank you very much for the tip. 4050 02:33:23,020 --> 02:33:28,400 Placing the ant where it's most vulnerable to be eaten by a browsing herbivore. 4051 02:33:28,940 --> 02:33:29,820 Such as sheep! 4052 02:33:30,900 --> 02:33:39,900 One could conclude that the parasite is manipulating the host's behavior to make its way into the body of its definitive host. 4053 02:33:41,480 --> 02:33:42,840 Galactosamon. 4054 02:33:43,620 --> 02:33:45,040 Galactosomum. 4055 02:33:46,080 --> 02:33:47,220 Galactosomum. 4056 02:33:48,260 --> 02:33:55,760 The larvae of this parasite makes its home inside the brain of a fish such as the yellowtailed parrot bass. 4057 02:33:56,320 --> 02:33:57,260 Parrot bass. 4058 02:33:57,820 --> 02:33:58,760 Parrot bass. 4059 02:33:59,260 --> 02:34:00,220 Parrot bass. 4060 02:34:00,220 --> 02:34:06,600 Once infected, the fish make their way up the water's surface like the humble salmon, 4061 02:34:07,460 --> 02:34:10,800 where they'll swim until eaten by seabirds. 4062 02:34:11,700 --> 02:34:21,120 Once again, woke moralists, this peculiar behavior can only be explained by the parasite's desire 4063 02:34:21,120 --> 02:34:25,560 to get into the bodies of the woke moralistic seabirds. 4064 02:34:28,500 --> 02:34:29,700 Leucochloridium. 4065 02:34:29,700 --> 02:34:35,500 Like cryptosporidium in the Irish water scheme of the West, 4066 02:34:36,080 --> 02:34:40,400 this parasite's spurocysts develop in the snail's testicles. 4067 02:34:40,400 --> 02:34:42,100 I beg your pardon, tentacles. 4068 02:34:42,100 --> 02:34:53,660 The woke moralistic sparocysts are vivid in color and pulsate continually, like a big fat sack of moralistic pulsation. 4069 02:34:54,200 --> 02:34:55,560 Somewhat like a worm. 4070 02:34:57,780 --> 02:35:08,980 surprisingly, the infected snail makes its way to the top of the plant where it is more visible to the eyes of birds, and therefore more likely to be eaten. 4071 02:35:09,860 --> 02:35:16,900 Once eaten by a bird, the parasite will complete its metamorphosis into an adult. 4072 02:35:19,660 --> 02:35:20,460 Fuck you woke moralists! 4073 02:35:20,460 --> 02:35:20,960 Fuck you woke moralists! 4074 02:35:22,960 --> 02:35:26,540 Thanks very much for that, J to the B, baby! 4075 02:35:27,380 --> 02:35:29,180 The realists, the real MCs! 4076 02:35:29,760 --> 02:35:34,100 And quite a great bit of analysis as well thrown in there, and biological know-how. 4077 02:35:34,180 --> 02:35:40,980 You'd need to know a thing or two about a thing or two about biology there, to really grasp all that claptrap talk that was going on. 4078 02:35:41,280 --> 02:35:42,160 Too rusted to open. 4079 02:35:43,600 --> 02:35:44,620 Thank you very much for the tip. 4080 02:35:44,660 --> 02:35:47,060 Howie Francis, me and the girlfriend are celebrating three years together. 4081 02:35:47,480 --> 02:35:48,800 She'd love a message from you. 4082 02:35:48,960 --> 02:35:50,260 Bless you, Mr. Viper. 4083 02:35:50,740 --> 02:35:51,840 Well, how are you, girlfriend? 4084 02:35:52,260 --> 02:35:52,940 What's the story? 4085 02:35:54,700 --> 02:35:58,200 Michal loves you, and that's why he didn't even bother to give you his... 4086 02:35:58,200 --> 02:36:00,660 Give me your name in the chat to read out. 4087 02:36:00,900 --> 02:36:03,040 You will forever be referred to in this... 4088 02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:05,280 This, uh, well-wished message as... 4089 02:36:06,480 --> 02:36:07,080 The girlfriend. 4090 02:36:07,860 --> 02:36:08,900 Hope you're doing well. 4091 02:36:09,620 --> 02:36:10,660 And you're a great girlfriend. 4092 02:36:10,660 --> 02:36:13,620 And I dedicate this butterfly lamp to you. 4093 02:36:14,980 --> 02:36:16,340 Here's to the next three years. 4094 02:36:16,780 --> 02:36:17,640 Times ten. 4095 02:36:18,160 --> 02:36:19,220 That's sixty years. 4096 02:36:20,580 --> 02:36:23,440 You best fuckin' have your shit sorted. 4097 02:36:23,920 --> 02:36:24,560 All the best. 4098 02:36:27,200 --> 02:36:28,940 Bit of a shit message there. 4099 02:36:28,980 --> 02:36:31,280 I just want to say best of luck to the couple there. 4100 02:36:31,520 --> 02:36:32,460 Hope you're doing well. 4101 02:36:33,360 --> 02:36:37,000 And, uh, Francis, not the best when it comes to will-wishing and messages and all. 4102 02:36:37,040 --> 02:36:37,640 And look at that! 4103 02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:39,380 A lovely valve handle. 4104 02:36:39,520 --> 02:36:40,240 A drainage valve. 4105 02:36:40,240 --> 02:36:42,140 Looks like you're gonna drain the water. 4106 02:36:43,280 --> 02:36:44,500 Yeah, doing it 4107 02:36:44,500 --> 02:36:46,540 the way it was meant to be done 4108 02:36:46,540 --> 02:36:47,920 since 4109 02:36:47,920 --> 02:36:50,100 1962. 4110 02:36:52,560 --> 02:36:53,920 Was that when it was made, was it? 4111 02:36:54,860 --> 02:36:56,560 Couldn't tell you, Tom. Looks like it was made 4112 02:36:56,560 --> 02:36:58,560 around then. The state of this 4113 02:36:58,560 --> 02:37:00,260 contraption here looks like kind of 4114 02:37:00,260 --> 02:37:01,680 60s, 70s sort of stuff. 4115 02:37:03,460 --> 02:37:04,300 Pump valve. 4116 02:37:04,600 --> 02:37:06,260 Pump valve. Pump valve. 4117 02:37:06,260 --> 02:37:08,260 Pump valve. 4118 02:37:12,300 --> 02:37:13,300 Fuck. 4119 02:37:20,840 --> 02:37:22,840 Where is this guy? Oh, fuck. 4120 02:37:24,060 --> 02:37:26,060 Hopefully he's not gonna- Oh yeah. 4121 02:37:26,060 --> 02:37:28,060 Red knight him. 4122 02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:39,700 Somebody there just saying that you got the 4123 02:37:39,700 --> 02:37:41,680 mathematics wrong there when you were wishing them 4124 02:37:41,680 --> 02:37:43,620 for 60 years. You actually wish them 4125 02:37:43,620 --> 02:37:45,100 three by train, which is only 30. 4126 02:37:45,100 --> 02:37:45,240 Okay. 4127 02:37:48,100 --> 02:37:49,380 Apologies there, guys. 4128 02:37:49,740 --> 02:37:51,780 I actually, in my mind, 4129 02:37:51,960 --> 02:37:53,760 wanted to wish you 60 years. 4130 02:37:56,320 --> 02:37:58,460 But, uh, I did the sums and only got 4131 02:37:58,460 --> 02:37:59,820 30, so the well wishes 4132 02:37:59,820 --> 02:38:02,040 only extend to 30. 4133 02:38:02,860 --> 02:38:04,420 After that, you're gonna have to get in touch, 4134 02:38:04,500 --> 02:38:06,200 maybe send in a tip in 30 years' time. 4135 02:38:07,200 --> 02:38:08,320 And, uh, we'll renew 4136 02:38:08,320 --> 02:38:10,280 the fucking well wishes then. But best of luck, 4137 02:38:10,360 --> 02:38:10,620 lads. 4138 02:38:12,660 --> 02:38:13,460 All the best. 4139 02:38:13,840 --> 02:38:16,260 Did I not say three- three plus three 4140 02:38:16,260 --> 02:38:16,480 byte? 4141 02:38:16,840 --> 02:38:18,680 Yeah, did I say three plus three byte? 4142 02:38:18,780 --> 02:38:20,520 No, I did. I only said- forget it. 4143 02:38:21,000 --> 02:38:22,460 Look, we've a lot- we've a lot 4144 02:38:22,460 --> 02:38:23,460 on the plate at the moment. 4145 02:38:23,860 --> 02:38:25,380 And if you've any- if anyone's 4146 02:38:25,380 --> 02:38:26,640 disagreeing with that, 4147 02:38:27,380 --> 02:38:28,480 call Bill Tarmy, yeah? 4148 02:38:28,680 --> 02:38:30,000 He'll fucking tell you all about it. 4149 02:38:30,360 --> 02:38:31,620 Because my bloods were taken 4150 02:38:31,620 --> 02:38:32,360 and they're grand. 4151 02:38:34,260 --> 02:38:34,840 Oh, fuck. 4152 02:38:36,100 --> 02:38:36,940 Blood tube. 4153 02:38:37,680 --> 02:38:38,660 In your tubes. 4154 02:38:39,620 --> 02:38:41,000 I'm getting the tubes done. 4155 02:38:49,320 --> 02:38:50,300 farm these lads. 4156 02:38:50,500 --> 02:38:52,320 Really, for the butterfly lamp, is it? 4157 02:38:53,560 --> 02:38:54,340 Fuck, nice. 4158 02:38:55,320 --> 02:38:55,720 So, 4159 02:38:55,920 --> 02:38:57,680 let's have a little look here 4160 02:38:57,680 --> 02:38:58,460 and see 4161 02:38:58,460 --> 02:38:59,620 what we've got. 4162 02:38:59,680 --> 02:39:00,420 Keys and treasures. 4163 02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:01,100 We'll combine. 4164 02:39:01,340 --> 02:39:02,340 We've still got- 4165 02:39:02,340 --> 02:39:02,840 Wow. 4166 02:39:03,800 --> 02:39:04,720 We've still got 4167 02:39:04,720 --> 02:39:06,420 a spinal to put in the beer- 4168 02:39:06,420 --> 02:39:08,280 Beer stein. 4169 02:39:12,360 --> 02:39:12,800 Oh. 4170 02:39:14,100 --> 02:39:15,420 That's not- that's not working. 4171 02:39:15,580 --> 02:39:16,360 That's not going on. 4172 02:39:16,920 --> 02:39:18,020 Let's have a look here. 4173 02:39:20,140 --> 02:39:20,880 So then- 4174 02:39:20,880 --> 02:39:32,220 Come by. 4175 02:39:37,880 --> 02:39:38,240 Okay. 4176 02:39:38,760 --> 02:39:39,940 This is exciting stuff. 4177 02:39:40,280 --> 02:39:40,920 Let's have a look here 4178 02:39:40,920 --> 02:39:41,700 and see what we've got 4179 02:39:41,700 --> 02:39:42,940 in this, uh, yoke. 4180 02:39:44,860 --> 02:39:45,220 One. 4181 02:39:45,520 --> 02:39:45,880 Two. 4182 02:39:46,880 --> 02:39:47,820 We've only one left. 4183 02:39:47,880 --> 02:39:48,620 We need a different colour 4184 02:39:48,620 --> 02:39:49,320 for each one of them. 4185 02:39:51,440 --> 02:39:52,520 Uh, right. 4186 02:39:52,580 --> 02:39:53,560 Let's see what time it is. 4187 02:39:53,600 --> 02:39:54,040 Ten past. 4188 02:39:54,180 --> 02:39:55,100 We'll get to the next 4189 02:39:55,100 --> 02:39:57,180 sizzle point. 4190 02:39:57,560 --> 02:39:58,120 And then we're- 4191 02:39:58,120 --> 02:39:59,160 we're going deep down 4192 02:39:59,160 --> 02:40:01,040 into the realm 4193 02:40:01,040 --> 02:40:01,920 of the C-crons. 4194 02:40:02,680 --> 02:40:03,280 With the man. 4195 02:40:04,260 --> 02:40:04,720 The chef. 4196 02:40:04,860 --> 02:40:05,840 Liquid chefes. 4197 02:40:06,060 --> 02:40:06,800 Liquid swords. 4198 02:40:12,200 --> 02:40:12,920 Fucking- 4199 02:40:12,920 --> 02:40:14,100 Smack a herb 4200 02:40:14,100 --> 02:40:15,060 into ourselves first. 4201 02:40:19,460 --> 02:40:20,480 Got not another 4202 02:40:20,480 --> 02:40:21,420 fucking prick. 4203 02:40:21,420 --> 02:40:28,060 Oh. 4204 02:40:34,060 --> 02:40:34,960 Really nice. 4205 02:40:35,160 --> 02:40:36,260 Really sweet 4206 02:40:36,260 --> 02:40:36,860 and nice 4207 02:40:36,860 --> 02:40:37,500 that is. 4208 02:40:40,200 --> 02:40:41,120 There's a spinal 4209 02:40:41,120 --> 02:40:41,900 down on the ground 4210 02:40:41,900 --> 02:40:42,460 here as well. 4211 02:40:42,800 --> 02:40:43,260 Spinal- 4212 02:40:43,260 --> 02:40:43,980 or a blue velvet. 4213 02:40:46,320 --> 02:40:47,160 Velvet blue. 4214 02:40:48,160 --> 02:40:49,500 How do you do? 4215 02:40:49,500 --> 02:40:50,020 Boom. 4216 02:41:02,500 --> 02:41:02,940 Boom. 4217 02:41:02,940 --> 02:41:02,980 Boom. 4218 02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:02,980 Boom. 4219 02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:02,980 Boom. 4220 02:41:02,980 --> 02:41:03,200 Boom. 4221 02:41:04,700 --> 02:41:05,880 This is a mad 4222 02:41:05,880 --> 02:41:06,680 little setup here. 4223 02:41:06,760 --> 02:41:07,820 Who invented this? 4224 02:41:08,260 --> 02:41:09,160 Who did they get 4225 02:41:09,160 --> 02:41:09,840 to build it? 4226 02:41:10,260 --> 02:41:11,200 How much did they 4227 02:41:11,200 --> 02:41:12,060 charge for it? 4228 02:41:12,920 --> 02:41:13,740 Did they come up 4229 02:41:13,740 --> 02:41:14,480 with it themselves? 4230 02:41:15,220 --> 02:41:16,200 And what's keeping 4231 02:41:16,200 --> 02:41:16,520 it going? 4232 02:41:16,620 --> 02:41:17,280 What's running it? 4233 02:41:17,280 --> 02:41:21,720 Oh no! 4234 02:41:28,260 --> 02:41:29,100 Absolute fuck up 4235 02:41:29,100 --> 02:41:29,940 there from Francis. 4236 02:41:30,080 --> 02:41:30,980 It's been too long 4237 02:41:30,980 --> 02:41:31,580 looking at it. 4238 02:41:31,720 --> 02:41:32,040 And then 4239 02:41:32,040 --> 02:41:33,340 one, two, three. 4240 02:41:35,720 --> 02:41:36,080 Splatterhouse 4241 02:41:36,080 --> 02:41:37,300 for the Mega Drive. 4242 02:41:37,640 --> 02:41:38,000 Good luck. 4243 02:41:39,760 --> 02:41:40,960 I think I just need 4244 02:41:40,960 --> 02:41:41,800 to get to a 4245 02:41:41,800 --> 02:41:43,200 sliced pan. 4246 02:41:43,340 --> 02:41:43,960 Somebody says there. 4247 02:41:44,200 --> 02:41:45,100 Brooklyn Luke said 4248 02:41:45,100 --> 02:41:46,380 it's a sliced pan. 4249 02:41:47,140 --> 02:41:47,600 Jeannie Max. 4250 02:41:47,680 --> 02:41:48,180 I thought I had 4251 02:41:48,180 --> 02:41:49,120 the name in there. 4252 02:41:49,180 --> 02:41:49,500 Silly me. 4253 02:41:49,580 --> 02:41:50,200 Her name is Molly. 4254 02:41:50,360 --> 02:41:51,240 Fierce slip up 4255 02:41:51,240 --> 02:41:51,780 on my part. 4256 02:41:51,900 --> 02:41:52,540 Big shout out 4257 02:41:52,540 --> 02:41:53,200 to Michal and Molly. 4258 02:41:53,320 --> 02:41:54,140 Hope you're getting on well. 4259 02:41:54,620 --> 02:41:55,540 That wasn't me actually 4260 02:41:55,540 --> 02:41:56,260 angling for your 4261 02:41:56,260 --> 02:41:57,280 girlfriend's name. 4262 02:41:57,520 --> 02:41:58,380 Some kind of sick 4263 02:41:58,380 --> 02:41:59,760 twisted stream tip 4264 02:41:59,760 --> 02:42:00,480 shout out. 4265 02:42:00,820 --> 02:42:02,040 I just thought I'd make 4266 02:42:02,040 --> 02:42:03,820 a fucking funny point 4267 02:42:03,820 --> 02:42:05,160 of saying big shout out 4268 02:42:05,160 --> 02:42:06,520 to Michal and the girlfriend. 4269 02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:08,880 Anyway, big shout out 4270 02:42:08,880 --> 02:42:09,340 to you both. 4271 02:42:09,440 --> 02:42:09,980 Two Ms. 4272 02:42:10,180 --> 02:42:10,700 Eminem. 4273 02:42:11,000 --> 02:42:11,680 Great rapper. 4274 02:42:12,640 --> 02:42:13,480 Oh no! 4275 02:42:20,240 --> 02:42:21,460 Another fuck up there 4276 02:42:21,460 --> 02:42:22,080 from Francis. 4277 02:42:22,300 --> 02:42:23,500 Talking too much shite 4278 02:42:23,500 --> 02:42:24,880 and letting it all 4279 02:42:24,880 --> 02:42:25,580 get to his head. 4280 02:42:25,960 --> 02:42:27,180 Success get to his head 4281 02:42:27,180 --> 02:42:28,060 from getting so far. 4282 02:42:28,600 --> 02:42:29,740 And then boom. 4283 02:42:29,900 --> 02:42:30,500 Jumps into it. 4284 02:42:30,860 --> 02:42:31,640 Like a... 4285 02:42:31,640 --> 02:42:32,820 I'm glad that 4286 02:42:32,820 --> 02:42:33,840 it came back to me there 4287 02:42:33,840 --> 02:42:34,640 Tom because I don't 4288 02:42:34,640 --> 02:42:35,700 want to know what you 4289 02:42:35,700 --> 02:42:37,100 were going to call me 4290 02:42:37,100 --> 02:42:37,580 there at the end. 4291 02:42:37,640 --> 02:42:38,480 I'm getting very... 4292 02:42:38,480 --> 02:42:39,240 Getting a bit of sweat 4293 02:42:39,240 --> 02:42:39,700 there now. 4294 02:42:40,460 --> 02:42:41,300 A bit Hananistic. 4295 02:42:42,640 --> 02:42:43,540 I believe there's a 4296 02:42:43,540 --> 02:42:44,420 typewriter at the end 4297 02:42:44,420 --> 02:42:45,220 of this chaos. 4298 02:42:46,840 --> 02:42:48,560 And we can all save that 4299 02:42:48,560 --> 02:42:49,620 and watch a bit of stew 4300 02:42:49,620 --> 02:42:50,660 and it will be great. 4301 02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,200 Fuck. 4302 02:42:55,680 --> 02:42:56,960 And this one is where 4303 02:42:56,960 --> 02:42:58,600 it really gets 4304 02:42:58,600 --> 02:43:00,680 tough now 4305 02:43:00,680 --> 02:43:01,460 because you need to... 4306 02:43:01,460 --> 02:43:02,540 You need to go through 4307 02:43:02,540 --> 02:43:03,340 the fucking two of them. 4308 02:43:06,280 --> 02:43:07,000 There we go. 4309 02:43:07,540 --> 02:43:08,260 That's nice. 4310 02:43:15,260 --> 02:43:16,140 Anything back there? 4311 02:43:16,300 --> 02:43:16,580 Nothing. 4312 02:43:20,020 --> 02:43:21,000 Is there a boss? 4313 02:43:21,500 --> 02:43:21,720 Up here. 4314 02:43:21,820 --> 02:43:22,640 Someone says boss man. 4315 02:43:26,140 --> 02:43:26,860 Thanks very much 4316 02:43:26,860 --> 02:43:27,360 Schlugwaffe. 4317 02:43:27,500 --> 02:43:28,820 Shout out to Martin... 4318 02:43:28,820 --> 02:43:29,940 Marvin Branagh. 4319 02:43:30,020 --> 02:43:33,340 And his awful voice acting. 4320 02:43:33,860 --> 02:43:34,340 Oh, fuck. 4321 02:43:48,340 --> 02:43:50,000 Would you not just grenade them? 4322 02:43:50,600 --> 02:43:51,540 Should we just grenade them? 4323 02:43:54,420 --> 02:43:55,400 Fucking grenade them. 4324 02:43:57,960 --> 02:44:00,440 Bit concerned now the way I haven't reloaded any of these. 4325 02:44:03,860 --> 02:44:05,920 Should I grenade them or should I just... 4326 02:44:05,920 --> 02:44:06,220 Oh. 4327 02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:07,240 Aye. 4328 02:44:07,420 --> 02:44:07,860 Iniesta. 4329 02:44:08,860 --> 02:44:09,300 Fuck. 4330 02:44:10,340 --> 02:44:11,700 Why didn't I throw the grenade? 4331 02:44:12,360 --> 02:44:13,120 I reloaded. 4332 02:44:13,160 --> 02:44:14,000 They heard the reload. 4333 02:44:18,000 --> 02:44:19,700 I fucked it up. 4334 02:44:22,760 --> 02:44:23,200 Hmm. 4335 02:44:25,900 --> 02:44:28,760 One aid is all it takes. 4336 02:44:29,080 --> 02:44:30,360 Take my breath away. 4337 02:44:31,860 --> 02:44:34,040 I'm not going to bother with it now because they've ran away. 4338 02:44:35,260 --> 02:44:37,460 Go killo, go killo, go killo. 4339 02:44:38,100 --> 02:44:40,380 Go killo, go killo, go killo. 4340 02:44:41,320 --> 02:44:41,640 Haha. 4341 02:44:42,020 --> 02:44:45,060 One of them got trapped and they didn't even come back to get him. 4342 02:44:45,160 --> 02:44:48,120 They've no concern for their fellow man. 4343 02:44:48,400 --> 02:44:49,000 Their brethren. 4344 02:44:49,520 --> 02:44:50,160 Should I say. 4345 02:44:50,860 --> 02:44:52,240 It's like let them die. 4346 02:44:53,560 --> 02:44:54,420 They don't care. 4347 02:44:55,040 --> 02:44:57,000 And now we can take that lad's head off. 4348 02:44:57,520 --> 02:44:58,220 I believe. 4349 02:44:58,220 --> 02:44:58,280 I believe. 4350 02:44:58,280 --> 02:45:26,460 Take this guy out leisurely. 4351 02:45:26,460 --> 02:45:27,660 Leisure land complex. 4352 02:45:28,980 --> 02:45:29,760 Salt Hill. 4353 02:45:30,420 --> 02:45:31,000 It's all the way. 4354 02:45:31,880 --> 02:45:32,360 No, he's gone. 4355 02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:33,720 He's gone away. 4356 02:45:41,040 --> 02:45:42,400 Lovely ruby crown. 4357 02:45:42,560 --> 02:45:43,900 Lovely elegant mask. 4358 02:45:44,000 --> 02:45:46,520 And we can fit a few fucking jewels in that as well. 4359 02:45:47,660 --> 02:45:48,340 Jewels Holland. 4360 02:45:48,440 --> 02:45:48,840 Are you there? 4361 02:45:50,840 --> 02:45:53,360 You fucking wine in a mask. 4362 02:45:53,360 --> 02:45:55,660 You're not jewels. 4363 02:45:55,800 --> 02:45:56,640 It's Johnny Depp. 4364 02:45:56,720 --> 02:45:57,720 You fucking scumbag. 4365 02:45:57,800 --> 02:45:59,140 What have you done with jewels? 4366 02:46:00,100 --> 02:46:03,240 Give me a big fat glass of cabaret. 4367 02:46:03,240 --> 02:46:05,740 Savignon block. 4368 02:46:06,000 --> 02:46:08,660 You fucking Aquamon. 4369 02:46:10,300 --> 02:46:11,380 All the best, Johnny. 4370 02:46:11,680 --> 02:46:12,500 And listen, men. 4371 02:46:12,840 --> 02:46:14,320 Get well soon, okay? 4372 02:46:14,320 --> 02:46:17,060 We're scared for you, Johnny. 4373 02:46:17,420 --> 02:46:18,660 We're scared for you, men. 4374 02:46:18,660 --> 02:46:24,080 You look like my friend from Zimbabwe. 4375 02:46:25,040 --> 02:46:27,820 You fucking piece of shit. 4376 02:46:29,360 --> 02:46:29,960 Cunt. 4377 02:46:30,460 --> 02:46:31,680 There's no need for that. 4378 02:46:33,320 --> 02:46:35,200 We might actually have... 4379 02:46:35,200 --> 02:46:40,280 I'm really upset, actually, we don't have fucking Jules Holland on the buzz because he's a good guy. 4380 02:46:40,900 --> 02:46:44,200 He's a honky-tonk playing, piano man slaying. 4381 02:46:44,680 --> 02:46:47,780 He loves to do that sweet, sweet little bit of boogie-woogie jazz piano. 4382 02:46:48,140 --> 02:46:48,720 He's a good guy. 4383 02:46:49,240 --> 02:46:49,920 He's a small man. 4384 02:46:52,160 --> 02:46:53,020 And we love him. 4385 02:46:53,520 --> 02:46:54,120 We really do. 4386 02:46:54,700 --> 02:47:01,460 And as we come up to a typewriter, which ends this foray, sojourn, should I say, into Castlebar. 4387 02:47:02,660 --> 02:47:10,640 And we're still on for one of the best-looking mother-truckin' speedruns known to man this side of the Atlantic Ocean. 4388 02:47:11,920 --> 02:47:14,740 And look, I just can't believe it. 4389 02:47:15,700 --> 02:47:17,580 It's just unbelievable, Tom. 4390 02:47:17,960 --> 02:47:21,620 Have we anything at all to say there? 4391 02:47:22,820 --> 02:47:28,280 I want to get the instant cream play going and see that tip came through from Anaconda GZ in the easy. 4392 02:47:28,440 --> 02:47:29,620 We've danced for Twizy. 4393 02:47:30,040 --> 02:47:30,860 Crazy bit of bee's knees. 4394 02:47:31,580 --> 02:47:32,860 It's just unbelievable, Tom. 4395 02:47:33,080 --> 02:47:36,380 Crazy bit of bee's knees business there. 4396 02:47:36,540 --> 02:47:38,380 Thank you very, very much, Anaconda GZ. 4397 02:47:38,540 --> 02:47:42,840 And none other than Arse Mangler with the three-year-old tip there who says, 4398 02:47:43,080 --> 02:47:47,640 I mangle arses in 4K HD TV. 4399 02:47:48,000 --> 02:47:48,800 You're wrong, actually. 4400 02:47:48,880 --> 02:47:51,900 You're actually mangling arses in 4K UHD. 4401 02:47:52,520 --> 02:47:53,320 Ultra HD. 4402 02:47:53,980 --> 02:47:54,660 UHD. 4403 02:47:55,460 --> 02:47:56,820 HD for ye. 4404 02:47:59,960 --> 02:48:01,760 Peace Pro says power sharing. 4405 02:48:02,360 --> 02:48:02,800 Storming. 4406 02:48:02,800 --> 02:48:11,900 assembly right okay we'll move on now to uh liquid shafey let me just uh change screens there so we 4407 02:48:11,900 --> 02:48:19,620 can get shafey up on the the yokama bob see if we can put that there i think we have a lovely little 4408 02:48:19,620 --> 02:48:27,340 computer chronicles scenario as well let's see if we can put that on the screen uh boom boom 4409 02:48:27,340 --> 02:48:46,480 johnny stormant oh boom ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba computer chronicles time to watch some shit 4410 02:48:46,480 --> 02:48:54,900 of fey and wind down let's have some water before we go downtown 4411 02:48:54,900 --> 02:49:03,340 beautiful bit of business and a nice little situation in castle bear for the evening 4412 02:49:03,340 --> 02:49:07,780 quality just having a bit of water myself there where you can hear the plastic bottle 4413 02:49:07,780 --> 02:49:11,100 and thanks to everybody who's tuned in i was just gonna take it easy 4414 02:49:11,100 --> 02:49:18,360 and uh fall asleep to a bit of uh shafey but i'm not sure whether enough friends is in the mood for 4415 02:49:18,360 --> 02:49:25,340 sleeping it usually gets a little bit uh of energy out of this don't you really do i'm actually 4416 02:49:25,340 --> 02:49:30,680 thinking this could be the fucking death of me to be honest because it does give me a liquid boost 4417 02:49:30,680 --> 02:49:41,260 whenever i hear the uh the intro tune to uh computer chronicles it just really sends me into a fucking maelstrom 4418 02:49:41,260 --> 02:49:51,200 of uh excitement have a look there computer chronicles best of comdex is the ep name let's make sure the uh 4419 02:49:51,200 --> 02:49:58,360 the bleeding volume on that isn't too much because if it is it could blow us into next monday 4420 02:49:58,360 --> 02:50:01,440 put that there first like that 4421 02:50:01,440 --> 02:50:05,640 maybe there and then we can go full screen 4422 02:50:05,640 --> 02:50:08,000 in a bit 4423 02:50:08,000 --> 02:50:12,180 exit resident evil here 4424 02:50:12,180 --> 02:50:18,760 retry i saved it i definitely saved it okay and now i can exit 4425 02:50:18,760 --> 02:50:22,060 turn to main menu 4426 02:50:22,060 --> 02:50:24,340 come on 4427 02:50:24,340 --> 02:50:31,520 quit that 4428 02:50:31,520 --> 02:50:33,560 good 4429 02:50:33,560 --> 02:50:36,860 that's good 4430 02:50:36,860 --> 02:50:36,900 that's good 4431 02:50:36,900 --> 02:50:44,400 and i wonder tom do you have the uh computer chronicles on your screen as well let's see 4432 02:50:44,400 --> 02:50:48,780 i don't you need to sort that out 4433 02:50:48,780 --> 02:50:51,380 get that going 4434 02:50:51,380 --> 02:50:53,960 okay up 4435 02:50:53,960 --> 02:51:07,120 beautiful 4436 02:51:07,120 --> 02:51:07,160 beautiful 4437 02:51:07,160 --> 02:51:12,380 that's great we did the scene switch 4438 02:51:12,380 --> 02:51:16,300 now have we got what it takes 4439 02:51:16,300 --> 02:51:18,420 i'm not sure 4440 02:51:18,420 --> 02:51:19,480 let's see 4441 02:51:19,480 --> 02:51:21,460 i might actually fuck off 4442 02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:24,180 for a bit i'm not sure if i'm asked about this technological shit 4443 02:51:24,180 --> 02:51:28,800 thank you very much there ass tenacity i hope you're doing well i hope you're having an absolute 4444 02:51:28,800 --> 02:51:31,340 ken clister of uh speed run 4445 02:51:31,340 --> 02:51:36,640 lay waste to the kids i will look i'm done at the moment but we'll get back to that in a bit 4446 02:51:36,640 --> 02:51:42,160 hopefully you're getting on well out there and uh let's uh stick liquid chaffee on the man with the plan 4447 02:51:42,160 --> 02:51:44,200 he is none other 4448 02:51:44,200 --> 02:51:46,060 than stew baby 4449 02:51:46,060 --> 02:51:49,340 the stew banger the chef man 4450 02:51:49,340 --> 02:51:59,000 oh we haven't the audio coming through 4451 02:51:59,000 --> 02:52:10,380 now that should come through let's see 4452 02:52:10,380 --> 02:52:39,740 nice it's for my audio need to turn the volume of that up yeah we're gonna get that we're gonna get that in full effect because we don't 4453 02:52:39,740 --> 02:52:43,980 sorry about that that's the level that's the level we wanted at 4454 02:52:43,980 --> 02:52:52,180 four three two best of comdex 1999 4455 02:52:52,180 --> 02:53:10,740 This week on the Computer Chronicles, the best of Comdex. 4456 02:53:10,740 --> 02:53:17,220 We'll show you the new generation of internet PCs like Compaq's iPaq, and Amazon's web companion. 4457 02:53:17,220 --> 02:53:33,220 Did we see this last week? 4458 02:53:37,220 --> 02:53:40,580 The best of Comdex. 4459 02:53:40,580 --> 02:53:42,600 Did we see this last week? We didn't, did we? 4460 02:53:43,820 --> 02:53:48,160 I think I might have just watched the initial few moments of it whilst previewing. 4461 02:53:49,900 --> 02:53:50,520 Okay, great stuff. 4462 02:53:50,520 --> 02:53:52,980 Comdex, coming up next on the Computer Chronicles. 4463 02:53:53,880 --> 02:53:56,240 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in association. 4464 02:53:56,480 --> 02:53:58,680 Computer Chronicles is brought to you by BigStar.com. 4465 02:53:59,180 --> 02:53:59,520 Big Star. 4466 02:53:59,520 --> 02:54:00,520 There. 4467 02:54:00,520 --> 02:54:01,960 ...of videos and DVDs for the whole family. 4468 02:54:07,720 --> 02:54:11,520 Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news. 4469 02:54:13,080 --> 02:54:21,720 And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 4470 02:54:21,720 --> 02:54:32,820 Liquid movement from Stu as he moves to the desk. 4471 02:54:32,880 --> 02:54:33,340 Look at this. 4472 02:54:33,960 --> 02:54:40,540 I don't have the, uh, the button that makes the fucking noise of the, oh, the drone. 4473 02:54:41,080 --> 02:54:42,080 But look at that. 4474 02:54:42,480 --> 02:54:48,580 It's nice actually to see the man without any of that music on, because it kind of degrades the situation, I think. 4475 02:54:49,260 --> 02:54:50,000 Look at this. 4476 02:54:50,140 --> 02:54:51,640 And look at that transition there. 4477 02:54:52,420 --> 02:54:53,260 Double stewing. 4478 02:54:54,760 --> 02:54:55,880 Double stewing. 4479 02:54:56,300 --> 02:54:57,980 Having a blast. 4480 02:55:01,860 --> 02:55:03,200 He's a proud man. 4481 02:55:03,820 --> 02:55:06,120 Spot of studio traversal there. 4482 02:55:06,520 --> 02:55:10,120 Let's just see that studio, look at him in the, in the rafters. 4483 02:55:11,060 --> 02:55:12,340 And look at the swing of the arm. 4484 02:55:16,420 --> 02:55:17,480 I'll just do my own. 4485 02:55:17,520 --> 02:55:21,440 If I don't have the button for the drone, I'm going to have to get that. 4486 02:55:21,500 --> 02:55:23,660 But I'll just do my own bit of music here. 4487 02:55:23,660 --> 02:55:53,660 Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do 4488 02:55:53,660 --> 02:55:58,660 - Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. 4489 02:56:03,980 --> 02:56:05,740 - Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 4490 02:56:05,740 --> 02:56:07,300 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 4491 02:56:07,300 --> 02:56:09,880 Well, Fall Comdex is still the country's biggest 4492 02:56:09,880 --> 02:56:10,780 computer trade show. 4493 02:56:10,780 --> 02:56:13,580 More than 200,000 people showed up for this year's 4494 02:56:13,580 --> 02:56:15,140 mega event in Las Vegas. 4495 02:56:15,140 --> 02:56:17,720 More than 2,000 exhibitors were there. 4496 02:56:17,720 --> 02:56:20,160 Now you really don't want to know about all of them. 4497 02:56:20,160 --> 02:56:21,480 So we have tried to-- 4498 02:56:21,480 --> 02:56:23,420 - There was some shade throw in there. 4499 02:56:23,420 --> 02:56:26,180 - The tech companies last week when he used a software 4500 02:56:26,180 --> 02:56:27,320 called Dick Tracy, if you-- 4501 02:56:27,320 --> 02:56:28,700 Disc Tracy. 4502 02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:30,820 And he had it as his pick of the week. 4503 02:56:30,820 --> 02:56:33,960 But he only used the pick of the week to slag it off. 4504 02:56:33,960 --> 02:56:36,200 But he's like, I don't want to see all of this shit. 4505 02:56:36,200 --> 02:56:39,540 - ...to do the impossible and have selected a handful of the best-- 4506 02:56:39,540 --> 02:56:42,040 - Handful of consoles. 4507 02:56:42,040 --> 02:56:44,740 - So we have tried to do the impossible and have selected a 4508 02:56:44,740 --> 02:56:47,920 handful of the best new product shown at Comdex. 4509 02:56:47,920 --> 02:56:50,980 To start with a new generation of internet appliances. 4510 02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:51,780 Tim Baharin was-- 4511 02:56:51,780 --> 02:56:54,320 - I've got the Dick Tracy suit on as well. 4512 02:56:54,320 --> 02:56:55,120 - ... at Comdex. 4513 02:56:55,120 --> 02:56:55,680 - Hi. 4514 02:56:55,680 --> 02:56:57,560 - President of Creative Strategies, of course. 4515 02:56:57,560 --> 02:56:59,480 And let's talk about this basic idea. 4516 02:56:59,480 --> 02:57:02,160 What's going on with this new concept of the internet appliance? 4517 02:57:02,160 --> 02:57:02,920 What's different? 4518 02:57:02,920 --> 02:57:06,060 - Well, first of all, price and ease of use. 4519 02:57:06,060 --> 02:57:09,940 Now there are two actual approaches to the way the industry is going after this. 4520 02:57:09,940 --> 02:57:12,240 The first is through something they call the internet PC. 4521 02:57:12,240 --> 02:57:16,540 And it's a real PC, but it's based on something called the Easy PC 4522 02:57:16,540 --> 02:57:17,540 specification that Intel-- 4523 02:57:17,540 --> 02:57:18,540 - Easy PC. 4524 02:57:18,540 --> 02:57:20,080 - What is the Easy PC specification? 4525 02:57:20,080 --> 02:57:23,180 - Well, the fundamental thing is you get away with the slots and the ISA cards. 4526 02:57:23,180 --> 02:57:25,240 - Easy PC, teeny coxie. 4527 02:57:25,240 --> 02:57:26,240 - Pass on the ISA bus. 4528 02:57:26,240 --> 02:57:27,180 - Got it. 4529 02:57:27,180 --> 02:57:32,920 - Instead, what they do is they go to the universal serial bus, USB ports instead for all the expansion. 4530 02:57:32,920 --> 02:57:38,100 - All right, why don't we talk about this one then? This is the IPAC here, right? Which is, as you say, a slotless PC. 4531 02:57:38,100 --> 02:57:47,260 - Right, and this comes into the category of what we call an internet PC, because it's still really a PC. But its main function is to let people get on the internet and do work on the internet. 4532 02:57:47,260 --> 02:57:50,800 All right, so that's why you know, and if you're going to do expansion, it's all through USB ports. 4533 02:57:50,880 --> 02:57:51,100 Correct. 4534 02:57:51,640 --> 02:57:57,820 Except for in this particular case, they do, Compact does something unique in that they have what they call the multi-bay slot. 4535 02:57:58,400 --> 02:58:00,620 And the multi-bay is something that's actually in their portable. 4536 02:58:00,620 --> 02:58:01,200 Thank you very much. 4537 02:58:01,200 --> 02:58:02,520 Sort of like a notebook, right? 4538 02:58:02,600 --> 02:58:03,520 Correct, but let's them... 4539 02:58:03,520 --> 02:58:05,820 Multi-bay slot. Thanks very much, James. 4540 02:58:06,060 --> 02:58:09,280 I'll give him my chronicles if you know what I mean, says James. 4541 02:58:09,760 --> 02:58:12,720 Don't know what that is. Sounds like a very sexualized overture. 4542 02:58:13,240 --> 02:58:14,220 Thanks very much for the tip. 4543 02:58:14,220 --> 02:58:16,900 Put a CD-ROM, a CD-D, or whatever for expansion. 4544 02:58:16,960 --> 02:58:19,460 Let's turn around and just take a look at the back of this thing for a minute. 4545 02:58:19,740 --> 02:58:22,400 Whoa, we're getting hands-on with the fucking tower. 4546 02:58:22,740 --> 02:58:28,200 The tower of power, and where is the sound for the fucking doomy music? 4547 02:58:29,480 --> 02:58:30,500 Oh my god. 4548 02:58:31,600 --> 02:58:33,280 Danger, is that going to... Will that be it? 4549 02:58:37,300 --> 02:58:39,980 It's only like a... It's only a small one, but it'll do. 4550 02:58:44,660 --> 02:58:45,140 Okay. 4551 02:58:46,660 --> 02:58:48,320 Sort of like a notebook, right? 4552 02:58:48,320 --> 02:58:52,100 Correct, but it lets them actually put a CD-ROM, a DVD, or whatever for expansion. 4553 02:58:52,100 --> 02:58:55,060 Let's turn around and just take a look at the back of this thing for a minute to see... 4554 02:58:59,480 --> 02:59:00,660 What's he doing with it? 4555 02:59:02,440 --> 02:59:05,060 There's fucking loads of wires in the back, look. 4556 02:59:06,100 --> 02:59:07,800 Look, your man stroking the wires. 4557 02:59:10,400 --> 02:59:12,200 It's an ugly setup, isn't it? 4558 02:59:15,780 --> 02:59:16,440 That'll do. 4559 02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:16,440 That'll do. 4560 02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:16,940 That's unique. 4561 02:59:17,060 --> 02:59:19,320 You'll see audio in, audio out. 4562 02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:19,680 Right. 4563 02:59:20,040 --> 02:59:20,440 Right. 4564 02:59:20,440 --> 02:59:24,800 Ethernet, because this is really a corporate type of product for the industry. 4565 02:59:25,220 --> 02:59:29,580 VGA, video out, and then three USB ports here and two on the other side. 4566 02:59:30,020 --> 02:59:31,280 So five USBs. 4567 02:59:31,280 --> 02:59:36,200 Yeah, and what's really unique about this, of course, is that besides it being a small package, 4568 02:59:36,860 --> 02:59:40,480 it's $499 for a 500 megahertz Celeron in there. 4569 02:59:40,480 --> 02:59:40,660 Hmm. 4570 02:59:41,320 --> 02:59:41,520 All right. 4571 02:59:41,520 --> 02:59:42,320 So we had a good buy. 4572 02:59:42,460 --> 02:59:42,600 Hmm. 4573 02:59:42,640 --> 02:59:44,440 So, but this is really aimed at the business market. 4574 02:59:44,580 --> 02:59:44,700 Yeah. 4575 02:59:44,780 --> 02:59:48,520 In Compex's position, they really were not going after the consumer market. 4576 02:59:48,520 --> 03:00:00,080 The idea was to create a device that was easy to connect to the Internet, could go to multiple ports in individual companies, and basically be a low-cost Internet terminal, Internet access device. 4577 03:00:00,200 --> 03:00:00,560 Got it. 4578 03:00:00,560 --> 03:00:01,740 But at the same time was a real PC. 4579 03:00:01,840 --> 03:00:03,320 All right, so the big deal is no slots. 4580 03:00:03,500 --> 03:00:03,820 Whatever. 4581 03:00:04,140 --> 03:00:06,060 More USB and multifunction. 4582 03:00:06,180 --> 03:00:06,360 Right. 4583 03:00:06,480 --> 03:00:08,020 Plus, of course, the Ethernet, which then lets you hook to the Ethernet. 4584 03:00:08,020 --> 03:00:08,920 And the built-in Ethernet. 4585 03:00:09,140 --> 03:00:09,320 Yeah. 4586 03:00:09,620 --> 03:00:11,560 And so what's the price on something like the iPac? 4587 03:00:11,860 --> 03:00:17,500 This one is $499 with the Celeron, although you can get a version of this with a Pentium 3 in it. 4588 03:00:17,500 --> 03:00:17,780 Okay. 4589 03:00:17,960 --> 03:00:19,540 That's in the $450, $500 range. 4590 03:00:19,640 --> 03:00:20,760 It's about $100 more. 4591 03:00:20,780 --> 03:00:23,080 Just to be clear, this monitor probably goes more than the iPac, right? 4592 03:00:23,080 --> 03:00:23,560 Yeah, it does. 4593 03:00:23,700 --> 03:00:25,900 The monitor's a lot more expensive, but the iPac itself. 4594 03:00:25,900 --> 03:00:28,460 I don't know why I've disappeared there on the fucking screen. 4595 03:00:28,660 --> 03:00:28,860 Got it. 4596 03:00:28,860 --> 03:00:29,420 All right, so very new design idea over here. 4597 03:00:29,420 --> 03:00:31,080 Yet again, another problem I had. 4598 03:00:31,080 --> 03:00:33,180 Now let's talk about the second model you were first. 4599 03:00:33,180 --> 03:00:36,860 With the bloody jacket not keying into the green. 4600 03:00:37,020 --> 03:00:38,260 And now I've gone off the screen. 4601 03:00:38,360 --> 03:00:39,240 I can't see myself. 4602 03:00:39,660 --> 03:00:40,820 I'm fading through. 4603 03:00:42,580 --> 03:00:46,440 Thank you very much there, Packard Bellend, for the tip. 4604 03:00:46,960 --> 03:00:47,740 Hope you're getting on well. 4605 03:00:47,780 --> 03:00:52,540 Let's see if I can claw my way back to the screen here. 4606 03:00:53,620 --> 03:00:54,660 How do I do this? 4607 03:00:56,600 --> 03:00:57,580 That's not going to work. 4608 03:00:58,180 --> 03:00:59,140 That's not going to work. 4609 03:00:59,680 --> 03:01:00,600 Maybe if I do this. 4610 03:01:02,380 --> 03:01:02,840 Oh, yeah. 4611 03:01:04,700 --> 03:01:05,380 Maybe this. 4612 03:01:06,420 --> 03:01:06,720 No. 4613 03:01:08,160 --> 03:01:10,920 That's the best I can do for this situation, I'm afraid. 4614 03:01:14,300 --> 03:01:14,860 Not good. 4615 03:01:14,920 --> 03:01:17,120 There's a little, there's a bit of artifacting going on. 4616 03:01:17,280 --> 03:01:17,600 Fuck it. 4617 03:01:17,840 --> 03:01:21,380 Which is really the MSN Web Companion or the Vestal as we have it here. 4618 03:01:21,520 --> 03:01:25,900 Yeah, now Vestal has created what I think is one of the best of the breeds of this new whole concept. 4619 03:01:25,900 --> 03:01:26,620 Best of the breeds. 4620 03:01:26,940 --> 03:01:27,360 Internet terminals. 4621 03:01:27,840 --> 03:01:30,720 And at Comdex, Microsoft introduced something called the Web Companion. 4622 03:01:30,720 --> 03:01:30,900 Right. 4623 03:01:31,000 --> 03:01:32,440 Now the Web Companion basically. 4624 03:01:32,840 --> 03:01:33,200 Comdex. 4625 03:01:33,380 --> 03:01:37,720 In Microsoft's world anyway, is an internet terminal or a device like this. 4626 03:01:37,960 --> 03:01:40,380 Look at these situations in the back there. 4627 03:01:40,560 --> 03:01:42,060 Got some sort of chess game. 4628 03:01:43,700 --> 03:01:44,540 Chess master. 4629 03:01:45,540 --> 03:01:46,580 You have tarot. 4630 03:01:48,000 --> 03:01:48,600 Battles. 4631 03:01:49,280 --> 03:01:50,260 And PC health. 4632 03:01:50,380 --> 03:01:52,520 Some kind of PC disc doctor or something. 4633 03:01:53,560 --> 03:01:55,920 And is that an iMac of the day, is it? 4634 03:01:56,340 --> 03:02:01,240 Or is it just some sort of fucking combi screen, screen and audio combination? 4635 03:02:02,020 --> 03:02:02,420 I'm not sure. 4636 03:02:02,520 --> 03:02:06,960 When you turn it on, it goes out and dials up MSN, the Microsoft network. 4637 03:02:07,240 --> 03:02:07,660 That's all it is. 4638 03:02:07,660 --> 03:02:08,920 This is an MSN terminal. 4639 03:02:09,000 --> 03:02:09,280 That's right. 4640 03:02:09,340 --> 03:02:11,980 And so when you open it up, this is exactly what you get. 4641 03:02:12,040 --> 03:02:14,580 You've got the Microsoft network terminal. 4642 03:02:14,840 --> 03:02:16,660 So it does have a cordless keyboard here. 4643 03:02:16,660 --> 03:02:18,800 A cordless keyboard in this case and a flat panel screen. 4644 03:02:19,060 --> 03:02:20,100 But this is not the screen. 4645 03:02:20,140 --> 03:02:21,060 That's the whole ballgame, right? 4646 03:02:21,100 --> 03:02:21,520 That's it. 4647 03:02:21,640 --> 03:02:22,240 This is what you said. 4648 03:02:22,240 --> 03:02:22,720 The whole ballgame. 4649 03:02:22,940 --> 03:02:23,340 It's right there. 4650 03:02:23,780 --> 03:02:25,020 That's the whole ballgame. 4651 03:02:25,200 --> 03:02:26,760 So I'll click on news. 4652 03:02:26,860 --> 03:02:28,960 And it's going to go out now and find the news site. 4653 03:02:29,640 --> 03:02:32,960 And what you really got is full access to the internet. 4654 03:02:33,400 --> 03:02:34,680 So it's fundamentally a browser. 4655 03:02:35,000 --> 03:02:36,220 Happens to be the MSNBC site. 4656 03:02:36,220 --> 03:02:36,360 Right. 4657 03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:39,640 And it happens to run under Microsoft Windows CE operating site. 4658 03:02:39,640 --> 03:02:40,160 So hang on. 4659 03:02:40,240 --> 03:02:45,000 Is this thing connected to the big tower box that Stu was holding? 4660 03:02:45,500 --> 03:02:47,500 Or is everything inside that? 4661 03:02:47,620 --> 03:02:49,780 Is that, as Stu says, the whole ballgame? 4662 03:02:50,180 --> 03:02:51,260 Or is it connected to that? 4663 03:02:52,720 --> 03:02:54,620 So it is a CE device, huh? 4664 03:02:54,620 --> 03:02:55,340 It's a CE device. 4665 03:02:55,340 --> 03:02:59,220 But it's a whole new model for Microsoft. 4666 03:02:59,480 --> 03:03:08,840 And what's really interesting, and I'm real fascinated to watch this, is that it takes Microsoft from what was a one-time purchase to a servicing purchase. 4667 03:03:09,240 --> 03:03:15,420 In this IPAC, a couple of windows, and I paid Bill Gates $50 one time. 4668 03:03:15,440 --> 03:03:16,180 Each time you buy a real PC. 4669 03:03:16,300 --> 03:03:16,420 Right. 4670 03:03:16,460 --> 03:03:17,260 Just one time, though. 4671 03:03:17,540 --> 03:03:17,820 Okay. 4672 03:03:17,920 --> 03:03:24,020 In this moment, because I'm using this terminal and I'm going to it on a monthly basis, I'm paying for it. 4673 03:03:24,100 --> 03:03:25,340 It's like $19.99 or $20. 4674 03:03:25,340 --> 03:03:27,040 He's got you $20 a month for the rest of your life. 4675 03:03:27,420 --> 03:03:27,740 Plus. 4676 03:03:27,880 --> 03:03:28,160 Plus. 4677 03:03:28,720 --> 03:03:31,360 He gets to do something that everybody wants to do. 4678 03:03:32,020 --> 03:03:32,880 Long John. 4679 03:03:33,000 --> 03:03:34,660 That comes through MSN. 4680 03:03:34,700 --> 03:03:35,480 Have you heard these lads? 4681 03:03:35,560 --> 03:03:37,060 They're getting onto the Bill Gates chat. 4682 03:03:37,160 --> 03:03:40,380 They're heavy on the Bill Gates buzz, being a rip-off merchant. 4683 03:03:40,900 --> 03:03:41,860 Long John. 4684 03:03:41,960 --> 03:03:42,780 John, thank you very much. 4685 03:03:42,820 --> 03:03:45,240 Have you seen Stu's playthrough of Conker's Bad Fur Day? 4686 03:03:45,400 --> 03:03:46,340 No, I have not. 4687 03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:47,480 But I'll check that out. 4688 03:03:47,620 --> 03:03:56,740 Something that everybody wants to do is if you buy a product that comes through MSN, he gets a piece of that action through this piece of that ass. 4689 03:03:57,000 --> 03:04:00,400 E-commerce kickback model, you know, where you're actually being compensated. 4690 03:04:00,400 --> 03:04:02,800 So what you're saying, the Internet is not a threat to Microsoft. 4691 03:04:02,960 --> 03:04:04,440 It's a huge new revenue opportunity. 4692 03:04:04,520 --> 03:04:05,980 Well, in this particular case, it is. 4693 03:04:06,040 --> 03:04:13,300 I mean, you imagine today AOL has over 20 million users, whereas MSN is probably around four or five at best. 4694 03:04:13,300 --> 03:04:13,620 Right. 4695 03:04:13,800 --> 03:04:20,280 Well, what Microsoft wants to do is capture more of AOL's market by bringing them into a kind of a closed environment. 4696 03:04:20,280 --> 03:04:25,520 So this is really consumer, low-end, put a terminal in everybody's house, happens to be plugged into MSN. 4697 03:04:25,520 --> 03:04:28,160 Yeah, and it's going to be basically subsidized. 4698 03:04:28,240 --> 03:04:33,380 So right now, a device like this, if you wanted to buy it by itself, it would be $495,000 to $995,000. 4699 03:04:33,460 --> 03:04:34,640 But if you sign up for MSN? 4700 03:04:34,720 --> 03:04:38,700 For like two to three years, Microsoft will kick that $300,000 or $400,000 back of the cost. 4701 03:04:38,700 --> 03:04:38,840 Yeah. 4702 03:04:39,440 --> 03:04:42,360 Because where they're really going to make their money is through transactions. 4703 03:04:42,360 --> 03:04:42,780 The transactions. 4704 03:04:42,780 --> 03:04:42,940 The transactions. 4705 03:04:42,940 --> 03:04:47,920 We've got a sensual Sony VAIO laptop there at the background. 4706 03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:49,920 They were all the rage. 4707 03:04:50,280 --> 03:04:51,100 Where are they now? 4708 03:04:51,340 --> 03:04:52,080 Sony VAIO. 4709 03:04:52,320 --> 03:04:53,360 Nowhere to be seen. 4710 03:04:54,780 --> 03:04:56,000 Where are you, Sony? 4711 03:04:56,560 --> 03:05:00,060 The answer is nobody knows. 4712 03:05:00,720 --> 03:05:02,880 Come through the service in the future. 4713 03:05:03,220 --> 03:05:05,200 But Vestal has done an exceptional job with this. 4714 03:05:05,280 --> 03:05:07,060 And this represents a real cool idea. 4715 03:05:07,220 --> 03:05:07,680 It's cool, yeah. 4716 03:05:07,920 --> 03:05:08,600 Tim, thanks a lot. 4717 03:05:09,060 --> 03:05:13,720 Well, if there was one technology that came of age at Fall Comdex, it was MP3. 4718 03:05:14,040 --> 03:05:17,240 We've got some, just the stew transitions. 4719 03:05:17,480 --> 03:05:18,580 They're nice. 4720 03:05:18,580 --> 03:05:19,360 It's cool looking. 4721 03:05:19,360 --> 03:05:19,780 It's cool, yeah. 4722 03:05:19,780 --> 03:05:21,320 It's a real cool idea in the Web Companion. 4723 03:05:21,360 --> 03:05:22,040 Tim, thanks a lot. 4724 03:05:24,040 --> 03:05:37,300 What? 4725 03:05:37,300 --> 03:05:50,560 What? 4726 03:05:50,560 --> 03:05:52,660 From O'Reilly? 4727 03:05:52,760 --> 03:05:52,880 What? 4728 03:05:52,960 --> 03:05:54,420 MP3, the definitive guide? 4729 03:05:54,640 --> 03:05:54,880 Correct. 4730 03:05:54,980 --> 03:05:56,420 That'll be out in February from O'Reilly. 4731 03:05:56,600 --> 03:05:56,880 All right. 4732 03:05:57,180 --> 03:05:57,560 All right. 4733 03:05:57,820 --> 03:06:03,980 The MP3 definitive guide to MP3 will be out in February, published by O'Reilly. 4734 03:06:04,280 --> 03:06:04,540 Great. 4735 03:06:04,740 --> 03:06:06,700 Now, we've got lots of gadgets and some software. 4736 03:06:06,800 --> 03:06:08,180 I wonder if that's O'Reilly. 4737 03:06:08,420 --> 03:06:11,820 Is it, was that O'Reilly Media or is that an Irish thing? 4738 03:06:11,860 --> 03:06:14,300 Who was the fellow over in, who has the media baron? 4739 03:06:14,400 --> 03:06:15,880 He's the Canadian fellow. 4740 03:06:16,220 --> 03:06:18,720 Then Murdoch had Random House. 4741 03:06:18,720 --> 03:06:22,980 And then the Canadian fellow had, oh, fuck, I forgot. 4742 03:06:23,220 --> 03:06:24,800 Let's work with the gadgets first of all. 4743 03:06:24,980 --> 03:06:26,060 O'Reilly's Ireland, isn't it? 4744 03:06:26,160 --> 03:06:30,160 Because we've come a long way since that early Diamond Rio MP3. 4745 03:06:30,420 --> 03:06:31,700 A Diamond Rio? 4746 03:06:32,340 --> 03:06:34,040 Player, let's talk about the Nomad first. 4747 03:06:34,140 --> 03:06:35,320 What is different about the Nomad? 4748 03:06:35,440 --> 03:06:39,920 Well, the defining difference between the first and second generation devices is that these 4749 03:06:39,920 --> 03:06:42,960 are now using a combination of built-in storage and external storage. 4750 03:06:43,060 --> 03:06:43,220 All right. 4751 03:06:43,220 --> 03:06:44,180 So this has a little cradle. 4752 03:06:44,700 --> 03:06:48,520 A lovely, lovely cradle and a lovely tip from now and over then. 4753 03:06:49,300 --> 03:06:50,660 Quasi-quarding. 4754 03:06:51,300 --> 03:06:52,620 Quasi-quarding. 4755 03:06:53,140 --> 03:06:53,960 Thanks for the tip. 4756 03:06:54,080 --> 03:06:55,460 And it's Conrad Black. 4757 03:06:55,800 --> 03:07:01,840 Conrad Black was the Canadian media baron I was trying to fucking get the name of. 4758 03:07:01,840 --> 03:07:02,740 Oh, really? 4759 03:07:02,880 --> 03:07:03,600 Thank you very much. 4760 03:07:03,660 --> 03:07:04,900 Sorry, I need to turn off the robot voice. 4761 03:07:04,960 --> 03:07:05,480 Sorry about that. 4762 03:07:06,580 --> 03:07:08,120 Conrad Black was the name. 4763 03:07:08,260 --> 03:07:08,620 Exactly. 4764 03:07:09,140 --> 03:07:10,120 Thanks very much for the tip. 4765 03:07:10,440 --> 03:07:12,000 MSN Lake and Palmer. 4766 03:07:12,460 --> 03:07:13,120 And oh, really? 4767 03:07:13,240 --> 03:07:13,640 As well. 4768 03:07:13,700 --> 03:07:15,100 I hope you're getting on well, lad. 4769 03:07:15,160 --> 03:07:15,720 Thanks very much. 4770 03:07:16,100 --> 03:07:17,780 This is the Nomad look. 4771 03:07:17,980 --> 03:07:21,480 Digital Nomad MP3 storage cradle device. 4772 03:07:22,360 --> 03:07:24,020 And then there's this thing. 4773 03:07:24,080 --> 03:07:27,980 I can't wait till he gets to this piece of beautiful stuff. 4774 03:07:28,240 --> 03:07:28,680 Software. 4775 03:07:29,060 --> 03:07:31,860 It seemingly has an infrared thing on it. 4776 03:07:31,920 --> 03:07:32,800 What's that going to do? 4777 03:07:33,480 --> 03:07:42,600 And it looks like a skin that you would get for a Windows media player circa 98, 99. 4778 03:07:42,600 --> 03:07:47,040 I did a little bit of a stew finger movement there as well. 4779 03:07:47,180 --> 03:07:50,580 Just to stew it out, man. 4780 03:07:50,940 --> 03:07:54,080 And this is actually the little player over here. 4781 03:07:54,400 --> 03:07:56,960 Look at the way he slides that piece out of the cradle. 4782 03:07:57,020 --> 03:07:57,720 Internal storage. 4783 03:07:57,840 --> 03:07:57,980 All right. 4784 03:07:57,980 --> 03:07:58,940 So this is a little cradle. 4785 03:08:06,020 --> 03:08:07,500 Actually the little player over here. 4786 03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:07,860 Right. 4787 03:08:07,940 --> 03:08:09,620 This is a cradle connects to a serial port. 4788 03:08:09,720 --> 03:08:10,960 Interfaces with Windows software. 4789 03:08:11,060 --> 03:08:13,600 The third generations Windows software. 4790 03:08:13,780 --> 03:08:15,440 The third at your service. 4791 03:08:16,080 --> 03:08:17,100 Cradle of filth. 4792 03:08:17,160 --> 03:08:18,140 Will not use a cradle. 4793 03:08:18,380 --> 03:08:19,640 They'll simply have a USB. 4794 03:08:20,180 --> 03:08:21,880 He's a fucking cradle snatcher. 4795 03:08:21,960 --> 03:08:22,200 Plug in. 4796 03:08:22,300 --> 03:08:24,160 God, it's a storage outside this device. 4797 03:08:24,220 --> 03:08:25,280 So it can still be nice and small. 4798 03:08:25,400 --> 03:08:27,120 How much actually storage is in the little devices? 4799 03:08:27,240 --> 03:08:28,180 32 built in. 4800 03:08:28,380 --> 03:08:30,820 And then we've got these small NMC cards. 4801 03:08:30,960 --> 03:08:31,820 That's a 32-meg card. 4802 03:08:31,820 --> 03:08:33,000 And then what's this one? 4803 03:08:33,200 --> 03:08:34,920 That's called a compact flash card. 4804 03:08:35,000 --> 03:08:37,540 These have a larger form factor, but these have a lot more. 4805 03:08:37,540 --> 03:08:38,640 Look at the state of that. 4806 03:08:38,820 --> 03:08:39,460 I go. 4807 03:08:40,720 --> 03:08:42,260 Going fucking nowhere, man. 4808 03:08:43,760 --> 03:08:45,800 You'll be defunct in a year, you cunts. 4809 03:08:46,540 --> 03:08:49,520 These will be up to 256 megs by the end of 2000. 4810 03:08:50,220 --> 03:08:50,460 Wow. 4811 03:08:50,740 --> 03:08:51,580 Carrying a lot of music. 4812 03:08:52,040 --> 03:08:53,120 A lot of music, right? 4813 03:08:53,140 --> 03:08:55,260 Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like. 4814 03:08:56,040 --> 03:08:56,880 This little baby. 4815 03:08:58,100 --> 03:09:00,340 Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like. 4816 03:09:01,740 --> 03:09:02,100 Cradles. 4817 03:09:02,740 --> 03:09:03,100 Babies. 4818 03:09:04,100 --> 03:09:04,620 All right. 4819 03:09:04,680 --> 03:09:05,500 You're carrying a lot of music. 4820 03:09:05,500 --> 03:09:06,220 All right. 4821 03:09:06,300 --> 03:09:08,460 Let's plug us in and just see what this little baby sounds like. 4822 03:09:08,580 --> 03:09:09,320 I think we're hooked up there. 4823 03:09:09,620 --> 03:09:10,420 Scott Hacker. 4824 03:09:10,420 --> 03:09:12,420 There we go. 4825 03:09:12,420 --> 03:09:13,540 Can we hear it? 4826 03:09:13,880 --> 03:09:18,860 And you've got your usual array of fast forward and stop and et cetera. 4827 03:09:19,180 --> 03:09:24,500 You can also stop this at any time and record a voice memo, which is very convenient when you're driving, riding a bicycle, whatever. 4828 03:09:24,660 --> 03:09:28,780 That records at a very low bit rate MP3, maybe 16 kilobits or something. 4829 03:09:29,140 --> 03:09:29,300 All right. 4830 03:09:29,300 --> 03:09:33,700 So this is Nomad's more capacity, able to take these memory cards, got a cradle. 4831 03:09:33,780 --> 03:09:34,380 You can get it. 4832 03:09:34,500 --> 03:09:34,740 I'm just. 4833 03:09:34,740 --> 03:09:35,960 There's another important distinction. 4834 03:09:36,120 --> 03:09:36,760 As you know, with the. 4835 03:09:36,820 --> 03:09:38,040 Just looking up Scott. 4836 03:09:38,160 --> 03:09:39,020 Scott Hacker there. 4837 03:09:39,100 --> 03:09:45,800 You can get his book on Amazon MP3, the definitive guide from Amazon there. 4838 03:09:46,080 --> 03:09:47,920 Thank you very much there, Arizona. 4839 03:09:48,340 --> 03:09:49,280 Teeny cocks. 4840 03:09:49,340 --> 03:09:50,100 Thank you very much. 4841 03:09:52,800 --> 03:09:53,680 Let's have a look. 4842 03:09:53,760 --> 03:09:54,460 What we got here. 4843 03:09:54,820 --> 03:09:55,880 Accept those cookies. 4844 03:09:57,380 --> 03:10:01,060 MP3 standing for stands for MPEG one. 4845 03:10:01,200 --> 03:10:08,300 Layer 3 is a codec for compressing the size of audio files for digital distribution. 4846 03:10:09,000 --> 03:10:16,180 Much more than a definition, MP3 is nothing less than a cultural and economic revolution on the Internet. 4847 03:10:17,000 --> 03:10:26,480 Every day, hundreds of thousands of MP3 music files are searched for, shared, recorded, and listened to by computer and Internet users of all kinds. 4848 03:10:26,680 --> 03:10:37,800 Either alone or collected into massive download sites, the MP3 revolution is seriously threatening the traditional ways people find, listen, and create music. 4849 03:10:38,440 --> 03:10:48,480 MP3 players and encoders are available for all major computer platforms, including Windows, Macintosh, Linux, and BOS. 4850 03:10:50,820 --> 03:10:52,900 Never even heard of BOS. 4851 03:10:53,140 --> 03:10:54,900 Sounds like BS to me. 4852 03:10:55,400 --> 03:10:55,600 Huh? 4853 03:10:55,600 --> 03:11:02,300 MP3 players include portable players. 4854 03:11:02,560 --> 03:11:13,500 You can take with you jogging or exercising from manufacturers like Sony, Diamond, and Philips to home stereo and car stereo players. 4855 03:11:14,200 --> 03:11:21,240 MP3, the definitive guide, introduces the power user to just about all aspects of MP3 technology. 4856 03:11:21,240 --> 03:11:29,400 Okay, so the book would introduce you to all of everything you want to know about this upcoming fucking new technology. 4857 03:11:29,400 --> 03:11:40,260 It's got an ugly, it's got an ugly, big fucking creature on the front of it, which just is confusing, considering we're on about technology here. 4858 03:11:42,060 --> 03:11:44,420 I really don't know what the story is with that. 4859 03:11:45,420 --> 03:11:46,240 But what can you do? 4860 03:11:46,240 --> 03:11:50,280 Sorry, someone in there just said the stream is poor quality there. 4861 03:11:50,600 --> 03:11:51,180 What is it? 4862 03:11:51,440 --> 03:11:52,940 What do you mean is poor quality? 4863 03:11:53,020 --> 03:11:54,640 We're watching fucking Shafé, man. 4864 03:11:55,160 --> 03:11:56,740 Is the stream crashing, is it? 4865 03:11:57,700 --> 03:11:59,400 Thank you very much for the tip there. 4866 03:11:59,500 --> 03:12:01,060 Just one teeny cocks, please. 4867 03:12:01,380 --> 03:12:02,180 Thank you very much. 4868 03:12:02,300 --> 03:12:03,640 We'll give you what you ask for. 4869 03:12:03,740 --> 03:12:04,740 No problem whatsoever. 4870 03:12:16,300 --> 03:12:18,780 Lovely bit of teeny there. 4871 03:12:18,940 --> 03:12:19,420 Teeny. 4872 03:12:20,540 --> 03:12:21,420 Man with the plan. 4873 03:12:22,760 --> 03:12:27,500 Everything you need to know to enjoy MP3 today and tomorrow is contained in this single volume. 4874 03:12:27,840 --> 03:12:29,340 MP3 is here to stay. 4875 03:12:29,340 --> 03:12:36,020 And the applications for this versatile compression format are expanding exponentially, along with its user base. 4876 03:12:36,600 --> 03:12:40,700 MP3, the definitive guide, should appeal to a broad audience of users. 4877 03:12:41,420 --> 03:12:54,120 From those just getting into this exciting new technology to those who want to fully immerse themselves into the complexities and possibilities that MP3 presents. 4878 03:12:57,180 --> 03:13:04,620 O'Reilly gets to grips with the technology that's revolutionizing the way we think about and use music. 4879 03:13:05,340 --> 03:13:07,460 We got any reviews? 4880 03:13:08,460 --> 03:13:09,900 This book is invaluable. 4881 03:13:10,140 --> 03:13:16,180 Whether you're a newbie to the world of MP3, back in 2000, user reviews go all the way back to 2000. 4882 03:13:17,320 --> 03:13:20,740 Or advanced and looking for in-depth information. 4883 03:13:20,900 --> 03:13:22,260 This is before 9-11. 4884 03:13:23,080 --> 03:13:28,360 And it covers all platforms and all issues from programming to legal aspects. 4885 03:13:32,620 --> 03:13:33,400 That was it. 4886 03:13:33,460 --> 03:13:36,460 It was only one review, but it was five out of five. 4887 03:13:37,460 --> 03:13:40,160 A great book there by Scott Hacker. 4888 03:13:40,160 --> 03:13:44,000 And let's just get a little bit of a deep dive on this guy's background. 4889 03:13:44,200 --> 03:13:46,680 Let's run a background check on Scott Hacker there. 4890 03:13:46,840 --> 03:13:59,740 After earning a BA in philosophy at University College, San Cruz, Scott Hacker began writing reviews of jazz and improvised music for the Ootne reader. 4891 03:14:00,640 --> 03:14:01,600 And what's that? 4892 03:14:01,600 --> 03:14:02,580 And blues. 4893 03:14:02,580 --> 03:14:02,600 And blues. 4894 03:14:03,340 --> 03:14:06,640 Contact manager, production editor at ZDNet. 4895 03:14:07,020 --> 03:14:13,680 Hacker's interest in digital audio and fine computer systems evolved into a series of regular articles for PC magazine. 4896 03:14:14,440 --> 03:14:16,140 Okay, let's get back to the man. 4897 03:14:17,480 --> 03:14:18,680 Let's get back to the man. 4898 03:14:19,940 --> 03:14:20,520 There he is. 4899 03:14:20,540 --> 03:14:24,300 Based upon the fact that the Rio was not a recording device, but a storage device. 4900 03:14:24,660 --> 03:14:26,040 When you move to external storage. 4901 03:14:26,160 --> 03:14:31,220 Lovely stereophonic, stereophonic there on storage, storage device. 4902 03:14:31,520 --> 03:14:34,200 Rio was not a recording device, but a storage device. 4903 03:14:34,560 --> 03:14:36,020 When you move to external storage. 4904 03:14:37,020 --> 03:14:42,120 Why is that tickling Stu's ribs? 4905 03:14:42,120 --> 03:14:43,300 Sort of even more off the hook. 4906 03:14:43,400 --> 03:14:44,760 This is not even a storage device. 4907 03:14:44,760 --> 03:14:45,860 It's not even a storage device. 4908 03:14:46,860 --> 03:14:48,380 They're sort of even more off the hook. 4909 03:14:48,480 --> 03:14:49,820 This is not even a storage device. 4910 03:14:49,820 --> 03:14:50,980 It's not even a storage device. 4911 03:14:50,980 --> 03:14:51,400 It's a player. 4912 03:14:52,000 --> 03:14:53,480 They're sort of even more off the hook. 4913 03:14:53,580 --> 03:14:54,920 This is not even a storage device. 4914 03:14:54,940 --> 03:14:55,860 It's not even a storage device. 4915 03:14:55,860 --> 03:14:56,520 It's a player. 4916 03:14:56,680 --> 03:14:57,060 Because you can. 4917 03:14:58,220 --> 03:14:58,580 Right. 4918 03:14:59,060 --> 03:15:01,600 But you could use it as a storage device, could you not? 4919 03:15:01,760 --> 03:15:04,140 If you didn't want to put tunes on it, you could just put files on it. 4920 03:15:04,140 --> 03:15:06,200 You can buy these naked, like the i2go will get to it. 4921 03:15:06,220 --> 03:15:07,140 Yeah, you can get them naked. 4922 03:15:07,400 --> 03:15:08,880 You can buy within any storage at all. 4923 03:15:08,980 --> 03:15:09,720 It's a player. 4924 03:15:09,860 --> 03:15:12,560 Because you can buy these naked, like the i2go will get to it in a minute. 4925 03:15:12,560 --> 03:15:13,960 You can buy within any storage at all. 4926 03:15:13,980 --> 03:15:14,700 So they're off the hook. 4927 03:15:14,800 --> 03:15:15,000 Right. 4928 03:15:15,040 --> 03:15:19,200 In addition, those units were not able to export music out to other players. 4929 03:15:19,280 --> 03:15:20,820 So you couldn't swap your music with other people. 4930 03:15:21,240 --> 03:15:23,300 With these, you know, if everybody's got a backup. 4931 03:15:23,300 --> 03:15:24,100 They are vibing. 4932 03:15:24,300 --> 03:15:25,580 They are vibing, Kieran. 4933 03:15:25,580 --> 03:15:28,400 This is a great chemistry between these two guys. 4934 03:15:28,520 --> 03:15:29,720 They know what they're talking about. 4935 03:15:29,980 --> 03:15:32,640 You can tell there's probably a bit of fucking off-screen history. 4936 03:15:33,100 --> 03:15:36,220 They've met each other in different kind of tech circles and whatnot. 4937 03:15:37,040 --> 03:15:39,140 There's no, it doesn't feel awkward or anything like that. 4938 03:15:39,560 --> 03:15:40,660 You're not going to see the storage go. 4939 03:15:40,760 --> 03:15:43,620 So let's talk about the i2go thing, which is very cool. 4940 03:15:43,680 --> 03:15:44,120 You mentioned that. 4941 03:15:44,180 --> 03:15:46,100 This guy over here, and that looks a little bit different. 4942 03:15:46,200 --> 03:15:47,460 It's a different form factor, huh? 4943 03:15:47,520 --> 03:15:48,300 It's a little bit longer. 4944 03:15:48,780 --> 03:15:50,140 Look at the state of that. 4945 03:15:53,440 --> 03:15:54,460 The i2go. 4946 03:15:55,300 --> 03:15:56,560 Terrible stuff altogether. 4947 03:15:57,280 --> 03:15:58,600 Big, big buttons. 4948 03:15:59,320 --> 03:16:00,520 An information button. 4949 03:16:00,680 --> 03:16:04,160 Where's the info going to display on that? 4950 03:16:04,820 --> 03:16:05,480 A little bit heavier. 4951 03:16:05,660 --> 03:16:05,960 This is really... 4952 03:16:05,960 --> 03:16:07,880 It looks like a car radar detector in a way. 4953 03:16:07,960 --> 03:16:10,380 Well, it's good to bring that up because this is optimized for use. 4954 03:16:10,500 --> 03:16:11,460 It's a real clunker. 4955 03:16:11,560 --> 03:16:13,440 It can be worn on the hip, but the... 4956 03:16:13,440 --> 03:16:14,520 This is actually the readout, huh? 4957 03:16:14,520 --> 03:16:17,960 The readout is on the front, so it's designed to sit on the windshield. 4958 03:16:17,960 --> 03:16:18,500 Put it on the dashboard, maybe. 4959 03:16:18,520 --> 03:16:19,160 Put it on the dashboard. 4960 03:16:19,320 --> 03:16:20,860 You've got a windshield suction cup. 4961 03:16:20,860 --> 03:16:22,840 Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector. 4962 03:16:22,840 --> 03:16:24,300 You've got the cigarette lighter adapter. 4963 03:16:24,400 --> 03:16:27,260 Was he going to say it comes with all this junk, but he cracked it himself? 4964 03:16:27,480 --> 03:16:28,480 It comes with all this junk. 4965 03:16:28,500 --> 03:16:29,360 Oh, you've got the radar. 4966 03:16:29,480 --> 03:16:30,720 You've got the car extension there. 4967 03:16:30,820 --> 03:16:32,380 You've got a windshield suction cup. 4968 03:16:32,380 --> 03:16:34,580 Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector. 4969 03:16:35,640 --> 03:16:38,320 It comes with all this junk, just like the radar. 4970 03:16:39,680 --> 03:16:40,800 Put it on the dashboard. 4971 03:16:40,800 --> 03:16:42,400 You've got a windshield suction cup. 4972 03:16:42,400 --> 03:16:44,480 Oh, so it comes with all this junk, just like the radar detector. 4973 03:16:44,480 --> 03:16:49,580 You've got the cigarette lighter adapter, and in case your car stereo doesn't have an auxiliary input, 4974 03:16:50,100 --> 03:16:51,320 you get the cassette output. 4975 03:16:51,480 --> 03:16:54,940 This is kind of lo-fi, these cassette output, but they do in a pinch. 4976 03:16:54,980 --> 03:16:56,200 You can get these at any Radio Shack. 4977 03:16:56,260 --> 03:16:57,600 It's not specific to this device. 4978 03:16:57,740 --> 03:17:01,680 Look at those double suckers that he put on top of the fucking thing. 4979 03:17:02,020 --> 03:17:03,160 Just like the radar detector. 4980 03:17:03,180 --> 03:17:04,320 Double suction. 4981 03:17:05,760 --> 03:17:07,240 There, like a fucking... 4982 03:17:07,240 --> 03:17:09,240 That'll stick on top of your... 4983 03:17:09,240 --> 03:17:10,720 To your windscreen, should I say. 4984 03:17:11,840 --> 03:17:13,120 The double suction cup. 4985 03:17:13,940 --> 03:17:17,860 And then there's another fucking piece of crap that goes into it as well. 4986 03:17:18,280 --> 03:17:18,740 A cassette. 4987 03:17:20,280 --> 03:17:21,080 I don't understand. 4988 03:17:21,080 --> 03:17:23,580 You get the cassette output. 4989 03:17:23,740 --> 03:17:24,400 This is kind of... 4990 03:17:24,400 --> 03:17:26,540 It's a lot of faffing around, isn't it? 4991 03:17:26,660 --> 03:17:28,420 Lo-fi, these cassette output. 4992 03:17:28,840 --> 03:17:29,740 But they do in a pinch. 4993 03:17:29,780 --> 03:17:31,000 You can get these at any Radio Shack. 4994 03:17:31,040 --> 03:17:32,380 It's not specific to this device. 4995 03:17:32,780 --> 03:17:34,260 Trash Jones Beats. 4996 03:17:34,320 --> 03:17:38,340 This also comes with a 64 meg flash, compact flash card. 4997 03:17:38,440 --> 03:17:39,240 Of course you can put the cards in there. 4998 03:17:39,240 --> 03:17:40,360 However, there's a twist. 4999 03:17:40,540 --> 03:17:41,460 This also has a... 5000 03:17:42,180 --> 03:17:43,120 I love twists. 5001 03:17:43,760 --> 03:17:44,940 Whoa, it's got a slot. 5002 03:17:45,160 --> 03:17:46,120 Turn that around and show folks. 5003 03:17:46,380 --> 03:17:48,100 It's got a fucking Captain Sack tape. 5004 03:17:48,160 --> 03:17:48,900 Thank you very much. 5005 03:17:49,940 --> 03:17:50,820 I'll have a look at that. 5006 03:17:50,820 --> 03:17:52,020 In an interview with Shafay last year. 5007 03:17:52,040 --> 03:17:52,840 I'm going to check that out. 5008 03:17:53,380 --> 03:17:54,540 Might fall asleep to that. 5009 03:17:54,780 --> 03:17:56,200 The dulcet tones of Stu. 5010 03:17:56,360 --> 03:17:56,560 See that? 5011 03:17:56,880 --> 03:18:01,080 Now, here you're going to put a 340 meg IBM micro drive. 5012 03:18:01,260 --> 03:18:01,480 Wow. 5013 03:18:01,520 --> 03:18:02,640 Which is a physical hard drive. 5014 03:18:02,740 --> 03:18:03,020 Wow. 5015 03:18:03,200 --> 03:18:04,100 With vast amounts of storage. 5016 03:18:04,420 --> 03:18:07,440 These will actually be able to carry two of these for 680 megs of storage. 5017 03:18:07,560 --> 03:18:09,960 So you're going to have a real hard drive on this little MP3 player. 5018 03:18:10,000 --> 03:18:10,340 Exactly. 5019 03:18:10,660 --> 03:18:14,900 Now, you get one disadvantage with a hard drive, which is that, again, it's a physical device. 5020 03:18:14,900 --> 03:18:15,100 Right. 5021 03:18:15,580 --> 03:18:17,540 See the look of amazement there from Stu. 5022 03:18:17,900 --> 03:18:18,120 Exactly. 5023 03:18:18,120 --> 03:18:18,680 Now... 5024 03:18:18,680 --> 03:18:20,880 Go back there. 5025 03:18:20,980 --> 03:18:22,080 The shake of the head look. 5026 03:18:22,700 --> 03:18:23,860 You just can't believe it. 5027 03:18:24,100 --> 03:18:24,380 Wow. 5028 03:18:24,380 --> 03:18:29,060 You can put a fucking hard drive on this little LED. 5029 03:18:29,660 --> 03:18:30,080 MP3 player. 5030 03:18:30,100 --> 03:18:30,620 Exactly. 5031 03:18:30,960 --> 03:18:35,200 Now, you get one disadvantage with a hard drive, which is that, again, it's a physical device, 5032 03:18:35,300 --> 03:18:40,880 possibly subject to skipping if you're really, really active, whereas the solid-state MP3 players are jog-proof. 5033 03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:41,160 All right. 5034 03:18:41,200 --> 03:18:41,600 I2 go. 5035 03:18:41,660 --> 03:18:44,460 Now, finally, on hardware, this was amazing. 5036 03:18:44,600 --> 03:18:45,040 Hardware. 5037 03:18:45,640 --> 03:18:47,220 This is an MP3 player. 5038 03:18:47,300 --> 03:18:47,880 It looks like a pen. 5039 03:18:48,040 --> 03:18:48,920 It is amazing. 5040 03:18:49,060 --> 03:18:50,660 This also has 64 megs built in. 5041 03:18:50,740 --> 03:18:51,740 No removable storage. 5042 03:18:52,280 --> 03:18:53,700 But let's see what this thing sounds like. 5043 03:18:53,700 --> 03:18:54,520 This one is as well. 5044 03:18:54,840 --> 03:18:55,420 What is that? 5045 03:18:55,480 --> 03:18:57,200 Does anybody know what that is in the chat? 5046 03:18:57,260 --> 03:18:58,180 What's the name of that? 5047 03:18:59,100 --> 03:19:01,720 Obviously, an MP3 player, but is there a model number? 5048 03:19:02,820 --> 03:19:04,340 Let's see if we can buy that now. 5049 03:19:06,740 --> 03:19:07,540 Proto vape. 5050 03:19:07,640 --> 03:19:08,540 Looks like a vape. 5051 03:19:12,380 --> 03:19:14,380 Pony rod. 5052 03:19:16,380 --> 03:19:18,380 MP3 player. 5053 03:19:21,380 --> 03:19:24,380 Play on that and I think we're gonna get some Macy Gray going on in the background. 5054 03:19:24,380 --> 03:19:26,380 Macy Gray! 5055 03:19:26,380 --> 03:19:28,380 And again you've got the usual array of controls. 5056 03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:30,380 If you flip it over here. 5057 03:19:30,380 --> 03:19:33,380 Yep, you've got a readout. And on this side... 5058 03:19:33,380 --> 03:19:37,380 See that? That flicks out and then you've got the auxiliary output then. 5059 03:19:37,380 --> 03:19:39,380 Got a little bay door. 5060 03:19:39,380 --> 03:19:40,380 We've got a port. 5061 03:19:40,380 --> 03:19:41,380 A USB port in your... 5062 03:19:41,380 --> 03:19:43,380 A USB port in your pen. 5063 03:19:43,380 --> 03:19:45,380 That is great. And literally a pen clip here. Put it in your pocket. 5064 03:19:45,380 --> 03:19:47,380 Oh yeah, you can clip it in your pocket. It also has a neck strap so you can wear it around your neck. 5065 03:19:47,380 --> 03:19:51,380 My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't. 5066 03:19:51,380 --> 03:19:52,380 What?! 5067 03:19:52,380 --> 03:19:54,380 The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't. 5068 03:19:54,380 --> 03:19:55,380 What?! 5069 03:19:55,380 --> 03:19:56,380 My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't. 5070 03:19:56,380 --> 03:19:57,380 What?! 5071 03:19:57,380 --> 03:19:59,380 The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't. 5072 03:19:59,380 --> 03:20:00,380 No kidding. 5073 03:20:00,380 --> 03:20:01,380 I probably wouldn't. 5074 03:20:01,380 --> 03:20:02,380 What?! 5075 03:20:02,380 --> 03:20:03,380 What?! 5076 03:20:03,380 --> 03:20:06,380 The limitation of your neck. My biggest concern would be losing it at $300. I probably wouldn't. 5077 03:20:06,380 --> 03:20:07,380 What?! 5078 03:20:07,380 --> 03:20:08,380 What?! 5079 03:20:08,380 --> 03:20:09,380 What?! 5080 03:20:09,380 --> 03:20:10,380 The other limitation with this... 5081 03:20:10,380 --> 03:20:11,380 Yeah, it just runs on this one battery. 5082 03:20:11,380 --> 03:20:12,380 Macy Gray pumping in the background there. 5083 03:20:12,380 --> 03:20:13,380 No kidding. 5084 03:20:13,380 --> 03:20:14,380 ...at $300. I probably wouldn't. The other limitation with this... 5085 03:20:14,380 --> 03:20:15,380 Yeah, it just runs on this one battery. 5086 03:20:15,380 --> 03:20:16,380 One battery limited to about five hours of playback, so you'll probably... 5087 03:20:16,380 --> 03:20:17,380 Five hours in a double A battery? That's okay. 5088 03:20:17,380 --> 03:20:18,380 You want to have a whole battery of batteries, if you will. 5089 03:20:18,380 --> 03:20:19,380 Get a rechargeable battery there, yeah. 5090 03:20:19,380 --> 03:20:26,380 Bring a pack of fucking batteries with you when you've got it as well. Got the Duracell in the back pocket for the MP3 players, just gonna keep going. 5091 03:20:26,380 --> 03:20:27,380 Okay, now let's go ahead and see what's going on. 5092 03:20:27,380 --> 03:20:45,380 Okay, now let's talk about software. Two very interesting things introduced. First of all, the Sonic Foundry. What is that? 5093 03:20:45,380 --> 03:20:53,380 This is an integrated MP3 creation, playback, playlist building, database, and it even burns CDs. 5094 03:20:53,380 --> 03:20:55,380 MP3 software for idiots kind of thing. I mean, do it all. 5095 03:20:55,380 --> 03:21:00,380 Right. Similar in some ways to the real jukebox, etc. This has some nice features such as... 5096 03:21:00,380 --> 03:21:01,380 Nice. 5097 03:21:01,380 --> 03:21:06,380 Oops, I'm not trying to rename that. I'm trying to play it. This has built-in visualizers, which is kind of psychedelic. 5098 03:21:06,380 --> 03:21:10,380 Wow. Psychedelic shit. Equalizer. Look at that. 5099 03:21:10,380 --> 03:21:13,380 You've got your whole MP3 stereo now on your PC. Exactly. 5100 03:21:13,380 --> 03:21:17,380 Lastly, a lot of buzz about Napster. Explain Napster and show it to us. 5101 03:21:17,380 --> 03:21:23,380 Well, Napster is an interesting product because what people find when they go searching for MP3 on the net is broken links, 5102 03:21:23,380 --> 03:21:28,380 and if they want to distribute their own things, it's hard to set up a web server, hard to set up an FTP server. 5103 03:21:28,380 --> 03:21:29,380 Right. With Napster... 5104 03:21:29,380 --> 03:21:30,380 Napster. 5105 03:21:30,380 --> 03:21:34,380 You install it, it searches your hard drive for music, you go online, and it makes your music available to the world. 5106 03:21:34,380 --> 03:21:38,380 It's a great mega server for everybody who has MP3 files on their hard drive. Right. 5107 03:21:38,380 --> 03:21:39,380 You can get to anybody's music. 5108 03:21:39,380 --> 03:21:42,380 Try to walk away in a stool, boo. 5109 03:21:42,380 --> 03:21:43,380 If you're online. 5110 03:21:43,380 --> 03:21:45,380 And you've got like everybody's Rolling Stones cuts here. 5111 03:21:45,380 --> 03:21:50,380 This is what I did. I typed in Rolling Stones. I found 50 different users with Rolling Stones music on their drive. 5112 03:21:50,380 --> 03:21:53,380 It shows me what bandwidth they're connected at, the bit rate of all their files. 5113 03:21:53,380 --> 03:22:01,380 Your man who made Napster then was a bit-time player in fucking Facebook. Sean something, was it? 5114 03:22:01,380 --> 03:22:05,380 He made more money out of the fucking Facebook deal than he probably did out of the Napster deal. 5115 03:22:05,380 --> 03:22:09,380 Don't show me any files, you know, that are less than 128 kilobet, etc. 5116 03:22:09,380 --> 03:22:11,380 Justin Timberlake, lad. 5117 03:22:11,380 --> 03:22:14,380 So, uh, this gets around a lot of obstacles and... 5118 03:22:14,380 --> 03:22:29,380 ISO hunt or WinMX first. Then... Then it went to fucking Kazaa maybe, and then transitioned into Bit fucking torrent. You know? 5119 03:22:29,380 --> 03:22:31,380 It allows a lot of users to serve who... 5120 03:22:31,380 --> 03:22:33,380 Pirate Bay... 5121 03:22:33,380 --> 03:22:35,380 Ah, fucking... 5122 03:22:35,380 --> 03:22:38,380 All that stuff. 5123 03:22:38,380 --> 03:22:39,380 Previously couldn't serve. 5124 03:22:39,380 --> 03:22:40,380 Called Napster. 5125 03:22:40,380 --> 03:22:41,380 Napster.com. 5126 03:22:41,380 --> 03:22:42,380 All right, thanks a lot. 5127 03:22:42,380 --> 03:22:45,380 Coming up next, Linux and Bluetooth. We'll be right back. 5128 03:22:45,380 --> 03:22:46,380 LimeWire. 5129 03:22:46,380 --> 03:22:56,380 It's not often that an entire exhibit pavilion wins Byte's Best of Show award at Comdex. 5130 03:22:56,380 --> 03:22:59,380 But such is the excitement these days over Linux. 5131 03:22:59,380 --> 03:23:04,380 The editors of Byte recognize that with their award for the entire Linux pavilion. 5132 03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:06,380 Who was the creator of Linux? 5133 03:23:06,380 --> 03:23:09,380 We... It was the very first episode we saw. 5134 03:23:09,380 --> 03:23:10,380 His name? 5135 03:23:10,380 --> 03:23:12,380 Linus Torvald. 5136 03:23:12,380 --> 03:23:14,380 Linus Torvald. 5137 03:23:14,380 --> 03:23:19,380 Here to explain is Alexander Purnell, producer of the Best of Show Comdex Awards for Byte.com. 5138 03:23:19,380 --> 03:23:22,380 We've got a lovely bit of Hawaiian breeze. 5139 03:23:22,380 --> 03:23:25,380 Hawaiian breeze on the shirt tonight. 5140 03:23:25,380 --> 03:23:27,380 How do you feel? There's no sleeves. 5141 03:23:27,380 --> 03:23:28,380 No sleeves. 5142 03:23:28,380 --> 03:23:30,380 Won the Hawaiian breeze tonight. 5143 03:23:30,380 --> 03:23:31,380 Tonight. 5144 03:23:31,380 --> 03:23:32,380 Tonight. 5145 03:23:32,380 --> 03:23:34,380 Byte. 5146 03:23:34,380 --> 03:23:39,380 Alexander Purnell from Byte.com. 5147 03:23:39,380 --> 03:23:41,380 Comdex awards for Byte.com. 5148 03:23:41,380 --> 03:23:42,380 Speaking of which... 5149 03:23:42,380 --> 03:23:43,380 Byte.com. 5150 03:23:44,380 --> 03:23:45,380 What's the deal now? 5151 03:23:45,380 --> 03:23:47,380 There's no more Byte magazine, but you're doing it online at Byte.com? 5152 03:23:47,380 --> 03:23:48,380 All online. 5153 03:23:48,380 --> 03:23:49,380 Everyone can view it. 5154 03:23:49,380 --> 03:23:50,380 All online, baby. 5155 03:23:50,380 --> 03:23:51,380 Anytime, anywhere. 5156 03:23:51,380 --> 03:23:51,380 Anytime. 5157 03:23:51,380 --> 03:23:52,380 Same kind of content? 5158 03:23:52,380 --> 03:23:53,380 Absolutely. 5159 03:23:53,380 --> 03:23:54,380 Longer in some cases. 5160 03:23:54,380 --> 03:23:55,380 Anytime, baby. 5161 03:23:55,380 --> 03:23:56,380 So Byte is alive and well, just online. 5162 03:23:56,380 --> 03:23:57,380 Yes, sir. 5163 03:23:57,380 --> 03:23:58,380 All right. 5164 03:23:58,380 --> 03:23:59,380 So let's go back to the awards. 5165 03:23:59,380 --> 03:24:01,380 at Comdex forever, as far as I can remember. 5166 03:24:01,380 --> 03:24:05,380 Why did you give the Best of Show award to the whole Enix Pavilion? 5167 03:24:05,380 --> 03:24:08,380 Because we thought that was the most exciting thing at the show. 5168 03:24:08,380 --> 03:24:10,380 We thought that was. 5169 03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:12,380 We thought that was. 5170 03:24:12,380 --> 03:24:14,380 The whole Enix Pavilion. 5171 03:24:14,380 --> 03:24:16,380 Because we thought that was the most exciting thing at the show. 5172 03:24:16,380 --> 03:24:25,380 We thought that we were pointing out that here was a product that was suddenly making a big impact on the industry. 5173 03:24:25,380 --> 03:24:29,380 He's copying me with his hand movements. Look, that's he's ripping me off, man. 5174 03:24:29,380 --> 03:24:30,380 Was. 5175 03:24:30,380 --> 03:24:32,380 Thanks for the tip. 5176 03:24:32,380 --> 03:24:36,380 Is he thinking people are going to be fucking sending little messages to him? 5177 03:24:36,380 --> 03:24:39,380 Get a fucking grip, man. 5178 03:24:39,380 --> 03:24:47,380 He's making a big impact on the industry that people had heard of but had never thought of as a product that they could use. 5179 03:24:47,380 --> 03:24:48,380 Yeah. 5180 03:24:48,380 --> 03:24:51,380 And suddenly they could use it on their own desktops at home. 5181 03:24:51,380 --> 03:24:54,380 And it's a lot more real, a lot more user friendly, a lot more sort of normal now, right? 5182 03:24:54,380 --> 03:24:55,380 Right. 5183 03:24:55,380 --> 03:24:56,380 Let's take a look at it. 5184 03:24:56,380 --> 03:24:57,380 You've got Linux up here right now. 5185 03:24:57,380 --> 03:24:58,380 What version of Linux, by the way? 5186 03:24:58,380 --> 03:25:00,380 This is Red Hat Distribution 6.1. 5187 03:25:00,380 --> 03:25:01,380 Gotcha. 5188 03:25:01,380 --> 03:25:02,380 And it looks sort of windowish, right? 5189 03:25:02,380 --> 03:25:05,380 I mean, this is not Unix, you've got to get in there and type stuff. 5190 03:25:05,380 --> 03:25:09,380 No, no, this is the user interface is reasonably familiar. 5191 03:25:09,380 --> 03:25:10,380 All right. 5192 03:25:10,380 --> 03:25:12,380 We've got a reasonably familiar cascading menu. 5193 03:25:12,380 --> 03:25:14,380 So let's take a look at some of the apps that this comes with here. 5194 03:25:14,380 --> 03:25:17,380 Okay, we'll go ahead and just scroll through so we have the address, the usual stuff. 5195 03:25:17,380 --> 03:25:19,380 Yeah, including a spreadsheet. 5196 03:25:19,380 --> 03:25:21,380 Comes a little built-in spreadsheet. 5197 03:25:21,380 --> 03:25:24,380 Okay, so let's go back to that pull-down menu for a second. 5198 03:25:24,380 --> 03:25:25,380 Spreadsheet is boring. 5199 03:25:25,380 --> 03:25:27,380 So, I mean, it sort of looks like Windows, right? 5200 03:25:27,380 --> 03:25:28,380 Yeah. 5201 03:25:28,380 --> 03:25:29,380 I mean, same sort of idea. 5202 03:25:29,380 --> 03:25:34,380 Works enough length that you can probably puzzle it out, and if not, at least you've got some traction to start. 5203 03:25:34,380 --> 03:25:36,380 If in doubt, puzzle it out. 5204 03:25:36,380 --> 03:25:47,380 I'm just remembering last week's fellow who was showing him Internet Explorer, and they wanted to show him the Warner Brothers site, and he clicked on a fucking icon, and there was meant to be a noise, but it didn't happen. 5205 03:25:48,380 --> 03:25:49,380 Oh, fuck. 5206 03:25:49,380 --> 03:25:50,380 Good times. 5207 03:25:50,380 --> 03:25:51,380 Check that out. 5208 03:25:51,380 --> 03:25:52,380 Anyway, it's good times. 5209 03:25:52,380 --> 03:25:55,380 If you didn't see it, watch last week's Fat 32. 5210 03:25:55,380 --> 03:26:02,380 Now, except for the fact that you may be a Microsoft Bill Gates hater, why should anybody want to put Linux on their machine? 5211 03:26:02,380 --> 03:26:07,380 To try, to explore, to see if it works for them, and to learn about Unix. 5212 03:26:07,380 --> 03:26:11,380 Look at this in the background here is Space Boy. 5213 03:26:11,380 --> 03:26:12,380 Space... 5214 03:26:12,380 --> 03:26:13,380 Space Bat. 5215 03:26:14,380 --> 03:26:15,380 It is Space Bat. 5216 03:26:15,380 --> 03:26:16,380 Look, there's a picture of a bat there. 5217 03:26:16,380 --> 03:26:17,380 Space Bat. 5218 03:26:21,380 --> 03:26:22,380 Donut. 5219 03:26:22,380 --> 03:26:23,380 I don't know what that one is. 5220 03:26:23,380 --> 03:26:32,380 Because Unix is not only not going away, I think is going to be a bigger thing than in the past, and as a way to run applications that cannot crash... 5221 03:26:32,380 --> 03:26:33,380 This guy's hands, man. 5222 03:26:33,380 --> 03:26:37,380 This guy's hands need to fucking sort themselves out rapid. 5223 03:26:37,380 --> 03:26:37,820 Rapid. 5224 03:26:38,040 --> 03:26:40,960 You get, for $30, an enterprise-class operating system. 5225 03:26:40,960 --> 03:26:41,960 All right, so let's do it. 5226 03:26:42,080 --> 03:26:51,380 Cux, Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux, teeny Cux, Cux, teeny Cux. 5227 03:26:51,760 --> 03:26:52,180 Reliable? 5228 03:26:52,340 --> 03:26:53,220 I mean, Linux, people say more. 5229 03:26:53,300 --> 03:26:54,660 Thanks for the tip there, teeny Cux. 5230 03:26:54,860 --> 03:26:55,240 Reliable to Windows. 5231 03:26:55,240 --> 03:26:55,780 I believe so. 5232 03:26:55,800 --> 03:26:56,360 Unix-based. 5233 03:26:56,860 --> 03:26:57,720 Less expensive. 5234 03:26:57,980 --> 03:26:58,280 Yes. 5235 03:26:58,920 --> 03:26:59,440 And open. 5236 03:26:59,840 --> 03:27:00,180 And open. 5237 03:27:00,200 --> 03:27:02,880 You want to go in there and play with it or get somebody else's tweak? 5238 03:27:03,200 --> 03:27:04,100 It's very easy to do that. 5239 03:27:04,120 --> 03:27:06,440 Or rewrite it or combine bits of it. 5240 03:27:06,860 --> 03:27:11,760 Linux comes out in distributions, which are controlled by the person who writes them. 5241 03:27:11,900 --> 03:27:12,100 Yeah. 5242 03:27:12,180 --> 03:27:13,200 And who collates them. 5243 03:27:13,500 --> 03:27:13,800 Okay. 5244 03:27:14,140 --> 03:27:16,440 Next rap has been, hey, there are no applications. 5245 03:27:16,620 --> 03:27:20,200 Yeah, Linux is great, and I'd like an alternative to Microsoft, but I can't run anything. 5246 03:27:20,780 --> 03:27:21,340 That's been solved. 5247 03:27:21,400 --> 03:27:23,460 In fact, let me show everybody this. 5248 03:27:23,720 --> 03:27:27,920 You also gave your Best Software Award to the Corel Office Suite for Linux. 5249 03:27:28,060 --> 03:27:28,340 Mm-hmm. 5250 03:27:28,560 --> 03:27:31,180 And why did that win the Best Software Award? 5251 03:27:31,840 --> 03:27:42,420 Because we thought that it was important to Linux and important for the whole usage of Linux as an operating system to have a real word processing suite. 5252 03:27:42,700 --> 03:27:44,520 And here's a real word processing suite. 5253 03:27:44,780 --> 03:27:45,700 And it's a whole office suite. 5254 03:27:45,760 --> 03:27:46,060 Yes, sir. 5255 03:27:46,060 --> 03:27:46,660 Not only WordPerfect. 5256 03:27:46,860 --> 03:27:50,980 Yes, this is a not quite finished, but very, very nearly finished version. 5257 03:27:51,180 --> 03:27:51,960 It's not quite out. 5258 03:27:52,300 --> 03:27:53,800 But this version runs. 5259 03:27:54,160 --> 03:27:55,680 All right, so it shows WordPerfect for Linux. 5260 03:27:56,120 --> 03:27:57,600 Tommy Versace's fucking. 5261 03:27:57,600 --> 03:27:58,580 All the same basic stuff. 5262 03:27:58,580 --> 03:27:58,740 Sure. 5263 03:27:58,880 --> 03:28:01,420 It's got all the sort of robust functionality that you'd expect. 5264 03:28:01,420 --> 03:28:03,500 Yes, it's full WordPerfect date. 5265 03:28:03,600 --> 03:28:05,160 It just happens to be running on top of the Linux. 5266 03:28:05,600 --> 03:28:06,000 Mommy! 5267 03:28:06,560 --> 03:28:07,720 Penguin has two heads. 5268 03:28:07,980 --> 03:28:09,480 Better than if you were running on Windows, you're saying. 5269 03:28:09,600 --> 03:28:10,320 I believe so. 5270 03:28:10,400 --> 03:28:14,440 What about, say, the cost of buying the Corel Suite as opposed to buying Microsoft Office? 5271 03:28:14,560 --> 03:28:15,740 It lists for less. 5272 03:28:16,480 --> 03:28:16,740 Okay. 5273 03:28:16,740 --> 03:28:17,920 And it should cost you less. 5274 03:28:18,080 --> 03:28:19,560 It itself is not open. 5275 03:28:19,920 --> 03:28:21,380 You can't go in and rewrite it. 5276 03:28:21,460 --> 03:28:21,780 Got it. 5277 03:28:21,780 --> 03:28:23,440 It runs on top of an open operating system. 5278 03:28:23,460 --> 03:28:23,860 Got it. 5279 03:28:23,860 --> 03:28:24,140 All right. 5280 03:28:24,580 --> 03:28:25,100 Got it. 5281 03:28:25,220 --> 03:28:25,520 All right. 5282 03:28:25,580 --> 03:28:26,920 What other apps are there? 5283 03:28:26,960 --> 03:28:28,320 We can do the whole Office bit. 5284 03:28:28,460 --> 03:28:28,860 I mean, can I... 5285 03:28:28,860 --> 03:28:31,100 Thank you very much, Nigel Farage Productions. 5286 03:28:31,220 --> 03:28:32,660 I browse the web on Linux. 5287 03:28:32,660 --> 03:28:33,040 Yes, sir. 5288 03:28:33,480 --> 03:28:36,040 Here's the Netscape browser. 5289 03:28:36,040 --> 03:28:38,020 So there's a version of Netscape up there. 5290 03:28:38,060 --> 03:28:38,300 Mm-hmm. 5291 03:28:38,420 --> 03:28:38,820 Right. 5292 03:28:39,660 --> 03:28:40,800 Now, if I... 5293 03:28:40,800 --> 03:28:42,000 The other fear people have... 5294 03:28:42,000 --> 03:28:45,480 I've got Windows, you know, that sort of sneakily ties up your whole machine. 5295 03:28:45,600 --> 03:28:49,940 I mean, is it going to be a disaster to my computer if I also install Linux? 5296 03:28:50,040 --> 03:28:50,240 No. 5297 03:28:50,540 --> 03:28:50,740 No. 5298 03:28:50,820 --> 03:28:52,340 You can use a part of your hard drive. 5299 03:28:52,360 --> 03:28:52,960 I can do it. 5300 03:28:52,960 --> 03:28:53,440 Use a second hard drive. 5301 03:28:53,740 --> 03:28:55,240 And you can go in and play with it. 5302 03:28:55,300 --> 03:28:57,260 The safest way would be to get a second hard drive. 5303 03:28:57,320 --> 03:28:57,460 Right. 5304 03:28:57,860 --> 03:28:58,380 Ooh. 5305 03:28:59,160 --> 03:28:59,880 Don't do... 5306 03:28:59,880 --> 03:29:01,020 You don't be fucking... 5307 03:29:01,020 --> 03:29:02,280 Doing that to Stu. 5308 03:29:07,500 --> 03:29:08,080 Hard drive. 5309 03:29:08,140 --> 03:29:08,400 Right. 5310 03:29:08,540 --> 03:29:09,480 Install Linux on it. 5311 03:29:09,820 --> 03:29:11,680 And don't run anything else on it. 5312 03:29:11,740 --> 03:29:12,000 Got it. 5313 03:29:12,000 --> 03:29:13,140 And Windows wouldn't even know about it. 5314 03:29:13,200 --> 03:29:13,300 All right. 5315 03:29:13,340 --> 03:29:14,580 Look at the fucking hands. 5316 03:29:14,700 --> 03:29:16,180 It's a crazy bit of business. 5317 03:29:16,360 --> 03:29:16,540 Right. 5318 03:29:16,620 --> 03:29:17,620 Install Linux on it. 5319 03:29:17,920 --> 03:29:19,720 And don't run anything else on it. 5320 03:29:19,720 --> 03:29:19,760 And... 5321 03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:19,760 ... 5322 03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:19,760 ... 5323 03:29:19,760 --> 03:29:28,920 ... 5324 03:29:28,920 --> 03:29:33,940 Windows wouldn't even know about it. 5325 03:29:33,940 --> 03:29:34,180 All right. 5326 03:29:34,180 --> 03:29:35,600 So sort of keep them apart if you can. 5327 03:29:35,880 --> 03:29:37,280 But you could put it on the same hard drive. 5328 03:29:37,280 --> 03:29:37,980 And most people do. 5329 03:29:37,980 --> 03:29:38,320 Yeah. 5330 03:29:38,640 --> 03:29:40,100 Look at the cheeky little questions. 5331 03:29:40,180 --> 03:29:40,880 Stu froze in there. 5332 03:29:41,520 --> 03:29:43,620 But you could put it on the cheeky little hard drive. 5333 03:29:43,900 --> 03:29:44,460 You know about it. 5334 03:29:44,500 --> 03:29:44,680 All right. 5335 03:29:44,680 --> 03:29:46,100 So sort of keep them apart if you can. 5336 03:29:46,400 --> 03:29:47,760 But you could put it on the same hard drive. 5337 03:29:47,760 --> 03:29:48,660 And most people do. 5338 03:29:48,660 --> 03:29:50,180 Could put it on the same hard drive. 5339 03:29:50,300 --> 03:29:50,740 People do. 5340 03:29:50,960 --> 03:29:51,080 Yeah. 5341 03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:53,520 Some people have three, four operating systems on the same drive. 5342 03:29:53,560 --> 03:29:54,040 Some people do. 5343 03:29:54,040 --> 03:29:56,360 Other thing people worry about is the installation process. 5344 03:29:56,420 --> 03:29:57,040 Very complicated. 5345 03:29:57,180 --> 03:29:58,120 You have to be a geek, etc. 5346 03:29:58,280 --> 03:29:59,180 Has that been improved? 5347 03:29:59,480 --> 03:30:00,360 Much improved. 5348 03:30:00,700 --> 03:30:04,300 This system can go from soup to nuts in as little as 20 minutes. 5349 03:30:04,440 --> 03:30:05,660 It can go from what? 5350 03:30:05,820 --> 03:30:06,120 Soup? 5351 03:30:06,620 --> 03:30:07,680 Soup to nuts? 5352 03:30:08,100 --> 03:30:10,120 In as little as fucking 20 minutes? 5353 03:30:10,440 --> 03:30:12,720 Thank you very much there, micro... 5354 03:30:12,720 --> 03:30:13,960 Bill Gates hater. 5355 03:30:14,080 --> 03:30:14,700 Thank you very much. 5356 03:30:15,260 --> 03:30:18,040 This can go from soup to nuts in 20 minutes. 5357 03:30:18,840 --> 03:30:19,500 Much improved. 5358 03:30:19,660 --> 03:30:20,840 Samantha Gutierrez. 5359 03:30:20,900 --> 03:30:21,280 How are you? 5360 03:30:21,540 --> 03:30:22,400 Can I get a shout out? 5361 03:30:22,440 --> 03:30:22,720 You can. 5362 03:30:22,780 --> 03:30:23,340 You just had it. 5363 03:30:23,440 --> 03:30:23,760 ...improved. 5364 03:30:24,020 --> 03:30:27,660 This system can go from soup to nuts in as little as 20 minutes. 5365 03:30:28,160 --> 03:30:30,100 What the fuck does that mean? 5366 03:30:30,100 --> 03:30:35,020 Soup to nuts in 20 minutes, man. 5367 03:30:35,200 --> 03:30:35,420 Yeah. 5368 03:30:35,420 --> 03:30:38,800 A lot of it depends on whether you're hardware supported, but an increasing amount of it is. 5369 03:30:39,180 --> 03:30:43,840 Last point we ought to make, Alex, is many people don't know, but they're running Linux 5370 03:30:43,840 --> 03:30:44,560 all the time, right? 5371 03:30:44,580 --> 03:30:48,040 Because a lot of the internet world, a lot of the server world is in fact using Linux. 5372 03:30:48,420 --> 03:30:50,740 A lot of the smaller ISPs don't use anything but. 5373 03:30:50,860 --> 03:30:51,040 Yeah. 5374 03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:52,080 They have a Linux box. 5375 03:30:52,200 --> 03:30:52,760 They may reboot. 5376 03:30:52,760 --> 03:30:54,120 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 5377 03:30:54,260 --> 03:30:55,560 In order to improve the software. 5378 03:30:55,760 --> 03:31:00,080 Otherwise, it just sits in a corner or in a closet somewhere and just runs from the 5379 03:31:00,080 --> 03:31:00,920 of the other. 5380 03:31:00,920 --> 03:31:00,920 Fascinating. 5381 03:31:00,920 --> 03:31:01,740 Thanks a lot, Alex. 5382 03:31:01,740 --> 03:31:01,960 Thank you. 5383 03:31:02,120 --> 03:31:02,400 Okay. 5384 03:31:02,700 --> 03:31:07,280 Well, one of the most exciting futuristic technologies at Comdex was something called Bluetooth. 5385 03:31:07,280 --> 03:31:12,460 It's not quite a product, but a protocol, a standard for allowing a variety of electronic 5386 03:31:12,460 --> 03:31:14,620 devices to communicate wirelessly. 5387 03:31:15,000 --> 03:31:19,900 It's the result of a collaboration between Intel, IBM, Toshiba, Ericsson, and Nokia. 5388 03:31:20,420 --> 03:31:23,140 And here to explain it all to us is Simon Ellis of Intel. 5389 03:31:23,360 --> 03:31:23,520 Hello. 5390 03:31:24,380 --> 03:31:26,340 Again, this is a concept, not a product. 5391 03:31:26,440 --> 03:31:28,540 So explain exactly what Bluetooth is. 5392 03:31:28,780 --> 03:31:29,720 Oh, Bluetooth. 5393 03:31:29,980 --> 03:31:30,780 Here we go, guys. 5394 03:31:30,880 --> 03:31:36,200 The technology, radio waves that we still use to this very day. 5395 03:31:36,460 --> 03:31:38,680 None other than Bluetooth. 5396 03:31:39,480 --> 03:31:42,340 Thank you very much there for the tip there, soup to nuts. 5397 03:31:42,700 --> 03:31:45,620 Bluetooth, or as it's known in Dublin, Bluetooth. 5398 03:31:46,300 --> 03:31:49,820 Bluetooth is wireless connectivity between all of your... 5399 03:31:49,820 --> 03:31:51,340 Exactly what Bluetooth is. 5400 03:31:51,620 --> 03:31:57,040 Bluetooth is wireless connectivity between all of your mobile devices and a mechanism to get 5401 03:31:57,040 --> 03:31:57,600 to the internet. 5402 03:31:58,360 --> 03:31:58,660 All right. 5403 03:31:58,700 --> 03:32:01,160 Let's talk about the technology for a second because it's quite amazing. 5404 03:32:01,240 --> 03:32:03,520 This tiny little thing, which I want to show... 5405 03:32:03,520 --> 03:32:04,940 Boys to nuts. 5406 03:32:06,460 --> 03:32:07,260 Blue jewel. 5407 03:32:07,560 --> 03:32:08,860 I got the blue jewel. 5408 03:32:09,220 --> 03:32:10,700 This is it, basically, right? 5409 03:32:11,100 --> 03:32:12,220 What is in this little... 5410 03:32:12,220 --> 03:32:13,440 Stew tooth. 5411 03:32:14,080 --> 03:32:19,260 In the module is entire radio, which is the transmitter and the receiver and the interface. 5412 03:32:19,600 --> 03:32:21,480 Look at the fucking grip on that chip. 5413 03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:23,900 Crazy bit of grip on the chip he has. 5414 03:32:23,900 --> 03:32:26,040 The fucking stew dog. 5415 03:32:26,740 --> 03:32:32,180 And it's a well fucking filed nail he has going on there. 5416 03:32:32,900 --> 03:32:35,000 Well kept nail. 5417 03:32:35,160 --> 03:32:36,520 And look at the size of that chip. 5418 03:32:37,460 --> 03:32:39,480 So the entire communications... 5419 03:32:39,480 --> 03:32:40,160 Chip and grip. 5420 03:32:40,180 --> 03:32:42,880 ...transmitter receiver has all been squeezed down into this tiny little chip. 5421 03:32:43,220 --> 03:32:44,100 In fact, we have another... 5422 03:32:44,100 --> 03:32:45,520 Tiny little chip receiver. 5423 03:32:45,660 --> 03:32:49,160 ...which I can open up so we can show our audience a little bit more of what's inside there. 5424 03:32:50,100 --> 03:32:52,540 This is quite an achievement, I take it, to figure this out. 5425 03:32:52,540 --> 03:32:52,880 Darth... 5426 03:32:52,880 --> 03:32:53,080 Right. 5427 03:32:53,240 --> 03:32:53,880 The key is... 5428 03:32:53,880 --> 03:32:55,200 Darth Shafader. 5429 03:32:55,380 --> 03:32:56,180 Thank you very much. 5430 03:32:56,720 --> 03:32:59,480 It can pretty much go from soup to nuts in 20 minutes. 5431 03:33:00,060 --> 03:33:03,020 The technology is to have an architecture that can be implemented. 5432 03:33:03,960 --> 03:33:04,240 Architecture. 5433 03:33:04,600 --> 03:33:07,100 Ultimately, you'll be able to implement it in a single piece of silicon. 5434 03:33:07,360 --> 03:33:07,520 Right. 5435 03:33:07,820 --> 03:33:08,880 And inexpensively. 5436 03:33:09,000 --> 03:33:09,260 Yes. 5437 03:33:09,420 --> 03:33:10,780 I mean, if everybody's going to use this thing. 5438 03:33:11,140 --> 03:33:15,020 High volume and the silicon will yield low cost. 5439 03:33:15,140 --> 03:33:17,800 Now, this little one, this green thing is the antenna, I assume. 5440 03:33:17,960 --> 03:33:20,120 I mean, where does the antenna actually sit, say, in your notebook? 5441 03:33:20,120 --> 03:33:21,680 In a given device, it would be different. 5442 03:33:22,040 --> 03:33:23,040 For example... 5443 03:33:23,040 --> 03:33:24,440 Is chip your real name, chip? 5444 03:33:24,540 --> 03:33:25,020 No, it's not. 5445 03:33:25,020 --> 03:33:28,820 You'd put the antenna in the screen or maybe in the hinge of the notebook. 5446 03:33:28,820 --> 03:33:29,480 All right. 5447 03:33:29,520 --> 03:33:32,740 And then phones cover it and other devices could have that little thing in it there. 5448 03:33:33,200 --> 03:33:35,280 Let's talk about the hardware setup we have here. 5449 03:33:35,400 --> 03:33:35,740 We have a... 5450 03:33:35,740 --> 03:33:37,040 A little bit of stew hand movement. 5451 03:33:37,400 --> 03:33:38,660 Devices could have that little... 5452 03:33:38,660 --> 03:33:39,280 See that little... 5453 03:33:39,920 --> 03:33:40,580 What's that little... 5454 03:33:40,580 --> 03:33:41,200 It's subtle. 5455 03:33:41,320 --> 03:33:42,000 It's so subtle. 5456 03:33:42,120 --> 03:33:43,000 You might actually miss it. 5457 03:33:43,040 --> 03:33:44,800 But look at the way it moves the body. 5458 03:33:45,160 --> 03:33:46,740 Move your body like a snake stew. 5459 03:33:47,280 --> 03:33:48,280 As R. Kelly sang. 5460 03:33:48,360 --> 03:33:49,660 Maybe in the hinge of the... 5461 03:33:49,660 --> 03:33:50,500 Look at the Nokia! 5462 03:33:50,740 --> 03:33:51,780 I never even noticed it! 5463 03:33:54,280 --> 03:33:55,140 Solid block. 5464 03:33:56,140 --> 03:33:57,100 Nokia blockia. 5465 03:34:00,800 --> 03:34:01,280 All right. 5466 03:34:01,340 --> 03:34:02,800 And then phones cover it and other devices... 5467 03:34:02,800 --> 03:34:04,380 Look at the movement here of stew. 5468 03:34:04,480 --> 03:34:05,080 Might actually... 5469 03:34:05,080 --> 03:34:05,580 If we... 5470 03:34:05,580 --> 03:34:06,540 Look at that. 5471 03:34:08,540 --> 03:34:09,460 Any fucking... 5472 03:34:09,460 --> 03:34:10,420 Samba... 5473 03:34:10,420 --> 03:34:12,660 Music or tunes there? 5474 03:34:12,900 --> 03:34:15,900 Any samba music going on there, man? 5475 03:34:16,900 --> 03:34:18,660 Any fucking samba music, no? 5476 03:34:20,020 --> 03:34:20,520 No? 5477 03:34:21,680 --> 03:34:22,240 Cyber? 5478 03:34:24,380 --> 03:34:25,680 That'd be great for music. 5479 03:34:25,680 --> 03:34:43,040 The devices could have that little... 5480 03:34:43,040 --> 03:34:46,120 Little thing in the big... 5481 03:34:46,120 --> 03:34:54,960 The devices could have that little... 5482 03:34:54,960 --> 03:34:55,760 Little thing in the big... 5483 03:34:55,760 --> 03:34:56,480 Uh... 5484 03:34:56,480 --> 03:34:58,340 Let's talk about the hardware setup we have here. 5485 03:34:58,380 --> 03:35:00,480 We have a rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth. 5486 03:35:00,680 --> 03:35:01,640 You have your notebook computer. 5487 03:35:02,020 --> 03:35:02,420 Bluetooth. 5488 03:35:03,460 --> 03:35:03,680 Right. 5489 03:35:04,100 --> 03:35:04,420 Uh... 5490 03:35:04,420 --> 03:35:05,120 You have a cell phone. 5491 03:35:05,240 --> 03:35:07,400 He seemed a bit shocked and perturbed. 5492 03:35:07,500 --> 03:35:08,140 The fellow then... 5493 03:35:08,140 --> 03:35:09,000 You have this. 5494 03:35:09,500 --> 03:35:09,980 Right. 5495 03:35:10,540 --> 03:35:12,320 Rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth. 5496 03:35:12,500 --> 03:35:13,480 You have your notebook computer. 5497 03:35:14,020 --> 03:35:14,260 Right. 5498 03:35:14,460 --> 03:35:15,140 Uh... 5499 03:35:15,140 --> 03:35:16,000 It's like... 5500 03:35:16,000 --> 03:35:16,760 What's this fellow? 5501 03:35:17,120 --> 03:35:19,060 What's Stu telling me to do now? 5502 03:35:19,120 --> 03:35:20,240 What's he gonna tell me to do? 5503 03:35:20,460 --> 03:35:20,700 Right? 5504 03:35:21,240 --> 03:35:21,620 I do? 5505 03:35:21,720 --> 03:35:21,900 Yeah? 5506 03:35:22,140 --> 03:35:22,560 Uh... 5507 03:35:22,560 --> 03:35:23,020 Yeah? 5508 03:35:23,300 --> 03:35:24,240 We have your... 5509 03:35:24,240 --> 03:35:25,960 Rather simple demonstration of Bluetooth. 5510 03:35:26,120 --> 03:35:27,120 You have your notebook computer. 5511 03:35:27,660 --> 03:35:27,880 Right. 5512 03:35:28,060 --> 03:35:28,560 Uh... 5513 03:35:28,560 --> 03:35:29,500 You have a cell phone. 5514 03:35:29,900 --> 03:35:30,660 I have a cell phone. 5515 03:35:31,240 --> 03:35:31,540 Now... 5516 03:35:31,540 --> 03:35:31,700 Now... 5517 03:35:31,700 --> 03:35:32,740 What's gonna happen here? 5518 03:35:32,760 --> 03:35:33,780 How's this communications work? 5519 03:35:33,960 --> 03:35:35,580 Well, first of all, we're gonna show... 5520 03:35:35,580 --> 03:35:37,900 Hand movements there while Stu's saying stuff. 5521 03:35:38,120 --> 03:35:39,700 Look at the fellow's hand movements here. 5522 03:35:39,720 --> 03:35:39,980 Now... 5523 03:35:39,980 --> 03:35:40,140 Now... 5524 03:35:40,140 --> 03:35:41,180 What's gonna happen here? 5525 03:35:41,180 --> 03:35:42,320 How's this communications work? 5526 03:35:42,500 --> 03:35:43,560 Well, first of all, we're gonna show... 5527 03:35:43,560 --> 03:35:43,880 I have a cell phone. 5528 03:35:43,880 --> 03:35:44,540 ...demonstration of Bluetooth. 5529 03:35:44,700 --> 03:35:45,700 You have your notebook computer. 5530 03:35:46,220 --> 03:35:46,460 Right. 5531 03:35:46,620 --> 03:35:47,100 Uh... 5532 03:35:47,100 --> 03:35:48,060 You have a cell phone. 5533 03:35:48,480 --> 03:35:49,220 I have a cell phone. 5534 03:35:49,800 --> 03:35:50,120 Now... 5535 03:35:50,120 --> 03:35:50,280 Now... 5536 03:35:50,280 --> 03:35:51,320 What's gonna happen here? 5537 03:35:51,340 --> 03:35:52,360 How's this communication work? 5538 03:35:52,360 --> 03:35:54,200 Well, first of all, we're gonna show... 5539 03:35:54,200 --> 03:35:55,360 Um... 5540 03:35:55,360 --> 03:35:57,320 The way Bluetooth will be used... 5541 03:35:57,320 --> 03:35:57,720 Um... 5542 03:35:57,720 --> 03:35:59,240 To utilize your phone. 5543 03:35:59,320 --> 03:36:00,400 To send a message... 5544 03:36:00,400 --> 03:36:01,500 To anyone else. 5545 03:36:01,560 --> 03:36:02,080 This is a... 5546 03:36:02,080 --> 03:36:03,040 A paging message. 5547 03:36:03,040 --> 03:36:04,820 The way he picks up that phone. 5548 03:36:04,820 --> 03:36:05,160 ...to send a message. 5549 03:36:06,160 --> 03:36:11,280 To anyone else. 5550 03:36:11,280 --> 03:36:11,840 This is a... 5551 03:36:11,840 --> 03:36:14,420 A paging message that we'd send to someone else on the network. 5552 03:36:15,000 --> 03:36:16,800 Well, let's do something simple to begin with. 5553 03:36:16,860 --> 03:36:18,760 I mean, you can get these two guys to talk to each other. 5554 03:36:18,860 --> 03:36:21,640 They happen to be next to each other, but they could be around the world, right? 5555 03:36:22,080 --> 03:36:22,240 Yeah. 5556 03:36:22,300 --> 03:36:24,780 Well, first of all, my phone could be in my briefcase in my pocket. 5557 03:36:26,000 --> 03:36:27,400 Johnson's fights are facts. 5558 03:36:27,760 --> 03:36:28,760 Thank you very much. 5559 03:36:29,900 --> 03:36:31,660 You're involved in a scam, man. 5560 03:36:32,360 --> 03:36:32,920 You're involved... 5561 03:36:32,920 --> 03:36:33,460 What do you say? 5562 03:36:33,900 --> 03:36:35,200 It's fucking... 5563 03:36:35,200 --> 03:36:37,440 You're involved in a fucking conspiracy, man. 5564 03:36:37,520 --> 03:36:38,120 I have the video. 5565 03:36:39,160 --> 03:36:41,020 You're involved in a fraud, man. 5566 03:36:42,060 --> 03:36:43,080 You would have a phone... 5567 03:36:43,080 --> 03:36:43,340 Got it. 5568 03:36:43,480 --> 03:36:47,180 But I mean, the point is this notebook computer could be in another continent, right? 5569 03:36:47,500 --> 03:36:49,060 Your phone could be in another place, yes? 5570 03:36:49,220 --> 03:36:51,000 No, the two devices... 5571 03:36:51,000 --> 03:36:52,380 Your mobile devices will be together. 5572 03:36:52,400 --> 03:36:52,800 These two have to be together. 5573 03:36:53,780 --> 03:36:54,640 Chi-chi hands. 5574 03:36:55,000 --> 03:36:59,560 The mobile equipment you carry around with you, like a phone, like a handheld computer, and your PC. 5575 03:37:00,200 --> 03:37:01,520 And you'd use them at different times. 5576 03:37:01,560 --> 03:37:03,060 When you're standing up, you'd use your phone. 5577 03:37:03,420 --> 03:37:04,240 When you're sitting down... 5578 03:37:04,240 --> 03:37:05,300 One step at a time. 5579 03:37:05,420 --> 03:37:07,520 Show communication now wirelessly between... 5580 03:37:07,520 --> 03:37:08,600 You're involved in a fraud, man. 5581 03:37:08,600 --> 03:37:16,240 First of all, what I'm going to launch here is an application that is going to interrogate the telephone and give you essentially... 5582 03:37:16,240 --> 03:37:18,480 Will Samba for soup. 5583 03:37:18,660 --> 03:37:19,800 ...remote control of your phone. 5584 03:37:19,800 --> 03:37:22,180 Thank you very much, Connor, for the tip. 5585 03:37:22,220 --> 03:37:27,660 You only moved for some late night, early noughties, peace process animations to get... 5586 03:37:27,660 --> 03:37:28,180 VivaDream. 5587 03:37:28,280 --> 03:37:30,840 Search together in the park, Northern Ireland. 5588 03:37:30,980 --> 03:37:31,620 Oh, yeah, I might do. 5589 03:37:31,800 --> 03:37:32,160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 5590 03:37:32,200 --> 03:37:32,600 I might do. 5591 03:37:32,600 --> 03:37:33,100 Sitting down. 5592 03:37:33,260 --> 03:37:33,920 I've got the keyboard. 5593 03:37:34,080 --> 03:37:34,620 I've got the screen. 5594 03:37:34,700 --> 03:37:35,540 And I can see what's happening. 5595 03:37:36,180 --> 03:37:41,140 And the first thing you want to do is to synchronize the phone numbers that you have on your phone. 5596 03:37:41,140 --> 03:37:44,720 So you have a bunch of phone numbers, obviously, in your dial list here in the Nokia. 5597 03:37:45,100 --> 03:37:46,740 What the hell is happening here? 5598 03:37:46,820 --> 03:37:47,060 Are we just... 5599 03:37:47,660 --> 03:37:49,080 Is he reading the phone now, is he? 5600 03:37:49,200 --> 03:37:50,600 Mr. Nerve Hands. 5601 03:37:50,680 --> 03:37:51,100 Okay, Stu. 5602 03:37:51,180 --> 03:37:51,820 Thank you very much. 5603 03:37:51,940 --> 03:37:52,720 I'm Paul Meschkel. 5604 03:37:53,420 --> 03:37:56,420 It's like I got bored because there's nothing happening. 5605 03:37:56,600 --> 03:37:57,820 They're just chatting away for a while. 5606 03:37:58,060 --> 03:37:59,180 I don't know what they're doing. 5607 03:37:59,820 --> 03:38:02,420 I didn't see him plug the Nokia into the computer. 5608 03:38:03,200 --> 03:38:03,940 Thank you very much. 5609 03:38:04,020 --> 03:38:04,920 Will Samba for soup. 5610 03:38:05,060 --> 03:38:05,700 Paul Meschkel. 5611 03:38:05,900 --> 03:38:06,880 Nerve Hands and Connor. 5612 03:38:06,880 --> 03:38:12,780 ...that is going to interrogate the telephone and give you essentially remote control of your phone. 5613 03:38:12,940 --> 03:38:14,720 So while I'm sitting down, I've got the keyboard. 5614 03:38:14,900 --> 03:38:16,360 I've got the screen and I can see what's happening. 5615 03:38:17,060 --> 03:38:19,360 And the first thing you want to do is to synchronize... 5616 03:38:19,360 --> 03:38:20,340 I got that screen. 5617 03:38:20,460 --> 03:38:21,940 ...the phone numbers that you have on your phone. 5618 03:38:21,960 --> 03:38:25,540 So you have a bunch of phone numbers, obviously, in your dial list here in the Nokia. 5619 03:38:25,680 --> 03:38:27,380 It was a powerful moment for me. 5620 03:38:28,080 --> 03:38:28,900 Actually, what we're doing... 5621 03:38:28,900 --> 03:38:30,500 It was a powerful moment for me. 5622 03:38:30,560 --> 03:38:33,340 ...is we're reading the numbers that were in the phone and onto the computer. 5623 03:38:33,480 --> 03:38:34,900 So now I can see... 5624 03:38:36,220 --> 03:38:36,620 Look. 5625 03:38:37,440 --> 03:38:38,500 Mr. Chang. 5626 03:38:41,940 --> 03:38:42,940 Mr. Chang. 5627 03:38:43,880 --> 03:38:44,280 Mike. 5628 03:38:44,700 --> 03:38:45,700 John. 5629 03:38:45,700 --> 03:38:46,700 John. 5630 03:38:46,700 --> 03:38:46,700 John. 5631 03:38:46,700 --> 03:38:47,700 John. 5632 03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:47,700 John. 5633 03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:47,700 John. 5634 03:38:47,700 --> 03:38:51,580 The numbers, I can do edits, I can add more numbers. 5635 03:38:51,580 --> 03:38:52,460 Mr. Chang. 5636 03:38:52,460 --> 03:38:53,240 Got it. 5637 03:38:53,240 --> 03:38:56,480 Now, the next thing is to show creating a message. 5638 03:38:56,480 --> 03:39:00,100 It's very hard to type a message using the numbers on the screen. 5639 03:39:00,100 --> 03:39:03,500 So while I'm sitting down, I'm waiting for an airplane perhaps, 5640 03:39:03,500 --> 03:39:06,880 I can now use my computer with the screen, 5641 03:39:06,880 --> 03:39:10,600 using the advantages that computers have, for example, 5642 03:39:10,600 --> 03:39:13,200 being able to cut and paste the message from something-- 5643 03:39:13,200 --> 03:39:14,740 All right, so this is sort of a little email message. 5644 03:39:14,740 --> 03:39:15,680 Cut and paste the message. 5645 03:39:15,680 --> 03:39:17,320 I've got my phone over here now. 5646 03:39:17,320 --> 03:39:19,080 Now, I could be the other side of the world, right? 5647 03:39:19,080 --> 03:39:19,480 Right. 5648 03:39:19,480 --> 03:39:21,860 So you're sitting in an airport in London, let's say, 5649 03:39:21,860 --> 03:39:24,200 and you've got your notebook and your Nokia 5650 03:39:24,200 --> 03:39:26,000 and your little Bluetooth chips in there, 5651 03:39:26,000 --> 03:39:28,120 and you want to send me an email message here in California. 5652 03:39:28,120 --> 03:39:28,820 Right. 5653 03:39:28,820 --> 03:39:31,320 So what I would do is I'd construct the message, 5654 03:39:31,320 --> 03:39:35,080 I'd hit the send button, and then you would-- 5655 03:39:35,080 --> 03:39:36,820 Message for Chang. 5656 03:39:36,820 --> 03:39:37,820 F-U Chang. 5657 03:39:37,820 --> 03:39:38,480 Thank you very much. 5658 03:39:38,480 --> 03:39:41,560 Message on your phone, which you could then read and reply to. 5659 03:39:41,560 --> 03:39:42,700 Got it. 5660 03:39:42,700 --> 03:39:44,080 All right, and did you send it to me? 5661 03:39:44,080 --> 03:39:45,500 Yes. 5662 03:39:45,500 --> 03:39:46,940 Can you hear it? 5663 03:39:46,940 --> 03:39:59,120 the noise, the fucking prerequisite radio wave interference before you get the message. 5664 03:39:59,840 --> 03:40:04,740 Hopefully, are they Nokia's? I think they're Nokia's. Hopefully as the 5665 03:40:04,740 --> 03:40:14,520 we've got some fucking, we've got some fucking absolute scumbags trying to penetrate the fucking 5666 03:40:14,520 --> 03:40:17,440 chat land. Gonzo. 5667 03:40:17,440 --> 03:40:23,600 What's happening is a message. Yes! Classic. 5668 03:40:23,600 --> 03:40:29,600 On your phone, which you could then read and reply to. Got it. Witnessing history here, folks. 5669 03:40:30,280 --> 03:40:34,460 Yes, it takes what's happening is a message. Okay, there it goes. All right, so again, 5670 03:40:34,520 --> 03:40:41,080 to make sure, yeah, I got it. Let me just take a look here. Bluetooth message. And there it is. 5671 03:40:41,360 --> 03:40:50,340 Simon Ellis, Corporations, live from computer. Thank you very much. I dial up. Thank you very much. 5672 03:40:50,640 --> 03:40:56,080 Simon Ellis, Intel Corporation reporting live. All right. All right. Now, what happened here then, 5673 03:40:56,140 --> 03:41:00,480 though, I mean, this did go up to some cell phone network up in cyberspace somewhere and come back 5674 03:41:00,480 --> 03:41:05,660 around. Now, this is all very nice. I mean, it's cool to get your phone and your notebook computer 5675 03:41:05,660 --> 03:41:10,240 to talk together and be able to send messages like that. I would think the real value is getting this 5676 03:41:10,240 --> 03:41:14,660 little chip in everything. Right. Chip your real name, chip? The goal of the program is to have 5677 03:41:14,660 --> 03:41:19,580 a common way for all devices to connect to each other. So, for example, in your car, if you wanted 5678 03:41:19,580 --> 03:41:23,860 to put your, if you had a Bluetooth connection, then you could use the hands-free system. So I might have a 5679 03:41:23,860 --> 03:41:45,340 Bluetooth chip in my car. I might have it in my PDA, I assume, my digital camera. Right. In the printer. In the printer. In the printer. Consumer appliance. So the theory is there's this like ideal geek world coming down the line in which all objects can talk to each other wirelessly around the world. You know it, Stu. Right. Thank you. You know it. All right. That's our look at the best of fall Comdex. I'll be back in just a moment with some closing thoughts. 5680 03:41:51,860 --> 03:41:56,420 Instead of doing my usual pick of the week in this time slot, I wanted to spend a few moments. 5681 03:41:56,420 --> 03:42:03,420 I hope he does another fucking hit piece on some fucking shit software. Thanks very much, Chakchips. 5682 03:42:03,540 --> 03:42:09,780 Responding to several emails I've received from viewers who are unhappy that I seem to frequently interrupt the guests on this show. 5683 03:42:09,780 --> 03:42:09,900 Oh! 5684 03:42:14,680 --> 03:42:25,320 Woo! Here we go. And you could tell that maybe it was beginning to get on fucking Stu's nerves now towards the end of, hopefully this wasn't the death knell for Computer Chronicles. 5685 03:42:25,560 --> 03:42:28,280 That he's actually finally confronting a demon. 5686 03:42:29,000 --> 03:42:32,640 And, uh, this has probably been bouncing around in the back of his head for a while. 5687 03:42:32,720 --> 03:42:35,280 Like, people have been going, why'd you fucking do that, Stu? 5688 03:42:35,520 --> 03:42:42,520 And as I said to you, I was, uh, deep diving into Stu's, uh, fucking podcast interviews and things like that. 5689 03:42:42,560 --> 03:42:46,320 And he does make sure to mention it in a few of the interviews. 5690 03:42:46,320 --> 03:42:49,960 Like, I was once voted the most hated man in America. 5691 03:42:50,640 --> 03:42:54,820 Because I wouldn't give the guests enough time to explain. 5692 03:42:55,340 --> 03:42:56,920 But you see, there was a reason for that. 5693 03:42:57,160 --> 03:43:01,340 That was because a lot of the people we get on the show, they would be marketing people. 5694 03:43:01,840 --> 03:43:03,400 And they wouldn't, they'd have their spiel. 5695 03:43:03,740 --> 03:43:07,460 And they wouldn't be able to translate what they wanted to sell to the layman. 5696 03:43:07,580 --> 03:43:11,060 So, I had to cut them off and get in there and all that kind of stuff. 5697 03:43:11,140 --> 03:43:13,620 And it's just like, fucking, thank you very much. 5698 03:43:14,340 --> 03:43:16,040 It's Stu. Girl, you know it's Stu. 5699 03:43:16,360 --> 03:43:17,280 Thank you very much for the tip. 5700 03:43:18,080 --> 03:43:21,520 So, it seems that he's addressing the haters here. 5701 03:43:21,760 --> 03:43:23,460 Stu, addressing the haters. 5702 03:43:25,660 --> 03:43:26,460 It's history. 5703 03:43:26,500 --> 03:43:28,840 I'll be back in just a moment with some closing thoughts. 5704 03:43:29,660 --> 03:43:30,680 Hustling and harrying. 5705 03:43:35,560 --> 03:43:38,560 Instead of doing my usual pick of the week in this time slot, 5706 03:43:38,640 --> 03:43:42,540 I wanted to spend a few moments responding to several emails I've received from viewers 5707 03:43:42,540 --> 03:43:46,400 who are unhappy that I seem to frequently interrupt the guests on the show 5708 03:43:46,400 --> 03:43:48,020 and don't let them keep talking. 5709 03:43:48,020 --> 03:43:51,780 That's a fair observation and so I'd like to explain why that happens. 5710 03:43:52,820 --> 03:43:53,920 Fess up, Stu. 5711 03:43:54,580 --> 03:43:57,200 Pick of the week was fucking sacrifice for this. 5712 03:43:57,400 --> 03:44:02,940 First of all, on this show we try to give you a broad look at what we think of the leading technologies in a particular area. 5713 03:44:03,120 --> 03:44:07,520 That usually means showing you at least four different examples of new products or technologies. 5714 03:44:07,960 --> 03:44:11,960 That means we have a little more than five minutes to spend with each guest and each demo. 5715 03:44:12,360 --> 03:44:15,640 We figure it's better for you to see a little bit of several new technologies, 5716 03:44:15,900 --> 03:44:19,060 rather than for us to spend more time on just one or two examples. 5717 03:44:19,660 --> 03:44:27,560 Look, does this, have you noticed the slow zoom into Stu while he's delivering this dialogue here? 5718 03:44:28,240 --> 03:44:31,780 People are saying there, Stu, Nathan is saying he's circling the wagons. 5719 03:44:33,040 --> 03:44:33,480 Unhappy. 5720 03:44:33,660 --> 03:44:36,380 Thank you very much, Stu, is paced for the tip. 5721 03:44:37,420 --> 03:44:40,720 Rather than for us to spend more time on just one or two examples. 5722 03:44:40,900 --> 03:44:47,460 Look at the slow creeping zoom into Stu here where it's really a technique used to lend a little bit of emphasis 5723 03:44:47,460 --> 03:44:51,640 and give a little bit of credibility and credence to what somebody is saying. 5724 03:44:51,760 --> 03:44:52,640 Bell, thank you very much. 5725 03:44:52,780 --> 03:44:55,580 If you want more detail, of course, you can always go to a website. 5726 03:44:56,180 --> 03:44:59,800 Now, our guests are usually not familiar with these kinds of time restraints. 5727 03:44:59,920 --> 03:45:03,700 They're often involved in doing demos for analysts or investors or trade shows 5728 03:45:03,700 --> 03:45:07,400 where they have 20 or 30 minutes to explain their product, not five minutes. 5729 03:45:07,940 --> 03:45:10,460 And of course, when our guests are from a particular vendor, 5730 03:45:10,600 --> 03:45:14,740 they would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will follow them on the show. 5731 03:45:14,900 --> 03:45:19,120 So they're used to taking lots of time and they're motivated to take lots of time. 5732 03:45:19,120 --> 03:45:24,920 I like the way he's still keeping his trademark stew presentorial style 5733 03:45:24,920 --> 03:45:29,420 whilst explaining why it is he does what he does. 5734 03:45:29,480 --> 03:45:35,100 He hasn't dropped the fucking facade or the stew, the trademark stew. 5735 03:45:35,420 --> 03:45:37,620 He's just giving it to them both barrels. 5736 03:45:38,340 --> 03:45:42,900 From a particular vendor, they would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will... 5737 03:45:42,900 --> 03:45:46,380 Like to have more time than your competitors. 5738 03:45:46,380 --> 03:45:48,680 Our guests are from a particular vendor. 5739 03:45:48,820 --> 03:45:52,940 They would ideally like to have more time than their competitors who will follow them on the show. 5740 03:45:53,100 --> 03:45:57,320 So they're used to taking lots of time and they're motivated to take lots of time. 5741 03:45:57,440 --> 03:45:59,940 But I'm here to represent you, not them. 5742 03:46:00,280 --> 03:46:00,620 Thank you. 5743 03:46:00,620 --> 03:46:05,200 I want you to get a fair and equal look at all the different technologies we've selected for you to see. 5744 03:46:05,500 --> 03:46:05,980 Thank you, Shil. 5745 03:46:05,980 --> 03:46:10,660 That means I have to be the enforcer and make sure our guests stick to their allotted time. 5746 03:46:10,940 --> 03:46:11,360 You're the best. 5747 03:46:11,360 --> 03:46:15,000 I've spent a lot of time prepping for the final demo and discussion that you see. 5748 03:46:15,360 --> 03:46:15,460 Yeah. 5749 03:46:15,540 --> 03:46:16,420 I know what's in the product. 5750 03:46:16,580 --> 03:46:18,120 I know what's new about the product. 5751 03:46:18,420 --> 03:46:21,220 And I want to make sure we get that all in before time is up. 5752 03:46:21,560 --> 03:46:21,700 Nice. 5753 03:46:21,700 --> 03:46:26,460 That sometimes means moving things along and forcing our guests to follow the time schedule. 5754 03:46:28,660 --> 03:46:29,580 Time schedule. 5755 03:46:29,840 --> 03:46:30,800 How long does this go on? 5756 03:46:30,860 --> 03:46:31,100 It's due. 5757 03:46:31,460 --> 03:46:33,520 You could have just fucking said it's grand, man. 5758 03:46:33,640 --> 03:46:34,740 We love what you do. 5759 03:46:34,900 --> 03:46:36,320 You're the best at the fucking job. 5760 03:46:36,440 --> 03:46:37,800 That's why it ran for 20 years. 5761 03:46:38,060 --> 03:46:39,820 Don't worry about it, man. 5762 03:46:40,340 --> 03:46:46,200 Sometimes it means moving things along and forcing our guests to follow the time schedule. 5763 03:46:46,560 --> 03:46:48,560 And yes, that sometimes means interrupting them. 5764 03:46:48,840 --> 03:46:57,020 But in my judgment, what they were going to say when I interrupted them is not as interesting or important as what I know they will say or show us if I nudge them along. 5765 03:46:57,500 --> 03:47:07,300 Fortunately, we also get lots of emails thanking us for keeping the show moving at a good pace, squeezing in lots of information in a short period of time, and not letting our guests ramble on and do product pitches. 5766 03:47:07,840 --> 03:47:10,200 In the end, I'm looking for the same stuff you're looking for. 5767 03:47:10,440 --> 03:47:10,620 Right. 5768 03:47:10,700 --> 03:47:13,920 Cool new technologies, solutions to computing and internet problems. 5769 03:47:14,000 --> 03:47:16,720 The only difference between us is I know it's about to happen. 5770 03:47:17,120 --> 03:47:18,160 Unfortunately, you don't. 5771 03:47:18,360 --> 03:47:19,920 So you kind of have to trust me on this one. 5772 03:47:20,200 --> 03:47:20,980 Fucking love you, Stu. 5773 03:47:21,360 --> 03:47:22,260 We love you, buddy. 5774 03:47:22,640 --> 03:47:23,740 You're the best in the biz. 5775 03:47:24,140 --> 03:47:25,220 You're best at what you do. 5776 03:47:25,660 --> 03:47:26,760 We fucking love you, man. 5777 03:47:27,280 --> 03:47:29,060 Big round of applause for Stu there, please. 5778 03:47:29,160 --> 03:47:30,640 Big, big whoops for Stu, if you can. 5779 03:47:38,020 --> 03:47:39,400 And fuck the haters. 5780 03:47:41,320 --> 03:47:42,680 Fuck the haters, Stu. 5781 03:47:43,040 --> 03:47:43,820 You're the man. 5782 03:47:45,680 --> 03:47:47,880 Thank you very much there, Shift4, sir. 5783 03:47:47,880 --> 03:47:50,640 And 44, Magnum, Stu. 5784 03:47:50,880 --> 03:47:52,020 Very, very kind of you. 5785 03:47:52,280 --> 03:47:54,380 Just so much love there for Stu. 5786 03:47:54,720 --> 03:47:56,860 People putting the clapping emojis there. 5787 03:47:57,200 --> 03:47:59,180 He crushed it, Brooklyn says. 5788 03:47:59,720 --> 03:48:02,080 Clap, clap, whoop, tell everyone who grabs you. 5789 03:48:02,340 --> 03:48:03,420 He is the best in the biz. 5790 03:48:03,580 --> 03:48:04,480 That's why we watch it. 5791 03:48:04,680 --> 03:48:06,720 We watch it for his fucking style man. 5792 03:48:06,820 --> 03:48:09,280 And it pisses me off that he had people going, 5793 03:48:09,380 --> 03:48:10,580 Oh, you should let them ramble on. 5794 03:48:10,700 --> 03:48:11,540 They were wrong. 5795 03:48:11,740 --> 03:48:12,320 He was right. 5796 03:48:12,660 --> 03:48:15,360 And if anything, that absolutely beautiful, 5797 03:48:16,200 --> 03:48:18,900 beautifully crafted and delivered soliloquy 5798 03:48:18,900 --> 03:48:22,140 absolves him from all future hate mail. 5799 03:48:22,260 --> 03:48:23,260 This is going back in the past, 5800 03:48:23,420 --> 03:48:26,140 but hopefully he didn't get any more from the haters, 5801 03:48:26,300 --> 03:48:26,700 so to speak. 5802 03:48:26,700 --> 03:48:27,540 Moving at a good pace, 5803 03:48:27,860 --> 03:48:29,000 squeezing in lots of information. 5804 03:48:29,420 --> 03:48:29,780 Pace. 5805 03:48:29,900 --> 03:48:30,880 That's what we're all about here. 5806 03:48:31,020 --> 03:48:31,420 Pace. 5807 03:48:31,420 --> 03:48:32,900 In a short period of time, 5808 03:48:33,240 --> 03:48:34,960 and not letting our guests ramble on 5809 03:48:34,960 --> 03:48:35,920 and do product pitches. 5810 03:48:36,480 --> 03:48:36,960 In the end, 5811 03:48:37,080 --> 03:48:38,780 I'm looking for the same stuff you're looking for. 5812 03:48:39,140 --> 03:48:40,080 Cool new technologies, 5813 03:48:40,300 --> 03:48:42,520 solutions to computing and internet problems. 5814 03:48:42,640 --> 03:48:43,900 The only difference between us is 5815 03:48:43,900 --> 03:48:45,320 I know it's about to happen. 5816 03:48:45,740 --> 03:48:46,760 Unfortunately, you don't. 5817 03:48:46,980 --> 03:48:48,540 So you kind of have to trust me on this one. 5818 03:48:48,740 --> 03:48:49,220 We trust you, man. 5819 03:48:49,220 --> 03:48:50,940 That's it for this edition of Computer Chronicles. 5820 03:48:51,120 --> 03:48:52,280 If you need any more information, 5821 03:48:52,420 --> 03:48:55,460 please check out our website at cmptv.com. 5822 03:48:55,580 --> 03:48:56,280 While you're there, 5823 03:48:56,380 --> 03:48:58,340 click on the link to my weekly radio show. 5824 03:48:58,480 --> 03:48:59,600 That's an hour long, 5825 03:48:59,720 --> 03:49:01,300 so I don't have to interrupt the guests. 5826 03:49:02,140 --> 03:49:04,460 Oh, poor fucking Stu, man. 5827 03:49:04,580 --> 03:49:05,640 It pains me that he... 5828 03:49:05,640 --> 03:49:07,040 Don't worry, 5829 03:49:07,040 --> 03:49:08,720 I won't interrupt the guests on that one. 5830 03:49:09,180 --> 03:49:11,120 We want you to interrupt the guests, 5831 03:49:11,240 --> 03:49:13,600 but look at his fucking... 5832 03:49:13,600 --> 03:49:15,200 He's a lovely man, his Stu. 5833 03:49:15,980 --> 03:49:17,940 He's a lovely man, his Stu. 5834 03:49:18,880 --> 03:49:19,240 Stu! 5835 03:49:20,060 --> 03:49:20,960 Thanks for joining us. 5836 03:49:21,000 --> 03:49:22,080 Hope we'll see you here next time. 5837 03:49:23,100 --> 03:49:23,340 Woo! 5838 03:49:23,720 --> 03:49:24,500 To purchase a video... 5839 03:49:24,500 --> 03:49:25,840 We need to get that. 5840 03:49:25,960 --> 03:49:27,380 We need to get his radio show. 5841 03:49:27,480 --> 03:49:29,120 We need to find those for them 5842 03:49:29,120 --> 03:49:31,760 and listen to them whilst going to sleep. 5843 03:49:31,880 --> 03:49:32,820 I won't do that on stream, 5844 03:49:32,900 --> 03:49:34,160 but I mean, I need to listen to them. 5845 03:49:34,740 --> 03:49:35,380 Be beautiful. 5846 03:49:35,380 --> 03:49:36,500 Today's program... 5847 03:49:36,500 --> 03:49:37,260 Big Suze! 5848 03:49:37,840 --> 03:49:42,020 1-888-310-7850. 5849 03:49:42,880 --> 03:49:43,460 Please specify... 5850 03:49:43,460 --> 03:49:45,600 It was an impromptu Stu tonight. 5851 03:49:45,820 --> 03:49:46,880 It was meant to be Resident Evil. 5852 03:49:47,260 --> 03:49:48,720 I'll do another Stu. 5853 03:49:48,900 --> 03:49:49,980 Bigstar.com. 5854 03:49:50,060 --> 03:49:51,880 And it'll be a double header as usual. 5855 03:49:52,280 --> 03:49:53,040 A stew-sual. 5856 03:49:54,040 --> 03:49:57,300 It'll be business as stew-sual on the next Fat 32 5857 03:49:57,300 --> 03:49:59,660 because this was an impromptu Stu, okay? 5858 03:49:59,720 --> 03:50:00,440 An impromptu Stu. 5859 03:50:01,260 --> 03:50:02,520 So goodnight anyways, 5860 03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:04,140 and we'll fucking play out, 5861 03:50:04,360 --> 03:50:05,260 and all the best. 5862 03:50:05,340 --> 03:50:06,900 And thanks very much for tuning in tonight. 5863 03:50:07,440 --> 03:50:09,020 And look, the speedrun is still on, 5864 03:50:09,400 --> 03:50:10,400 and that's gonna... 5865 03:50:10,400 --> 03:50:12,360 That's gonna really come to a head at some stage. 5866 03:50:12,500 --> 03:50:13,200 But from me, 5867 03:50:13,560 --> 03:50:14,040 and the fucking... 5868 03:50:14,840 --> 03:50:15,380 And Stu, 5869 03:50:15,500 --> 03:50:17,500 and all the best from Comdex 1999. 5870 03:50:17,960 --> 03:50:19,200 Thanks very much for tuning in. 5871 03:50:19,480 --> 03:50:19,980 Best of luck. 5872 03:50:20,100 --> 03:50:20,360 Goodnight. 5873 03:50:20,520 --> 03:50:22,140 And thanks very much to you slapping lads' faces 5874 03:50:22,140 --> 03:50:22,780 and Shifforcer. 5875 03:50:23,240 --> 03:50:24,320 And 44 Magnum. 5876 03:50:24,360 --> 03:50:24,680 Thank you. 5877 03:50:25,680 --> 03:50:28,120 Additional support by TechWeb 5878 03:50:28,120 --> 03:50:30,140 for up-to-the-minute technology news. 5879 03:50:31,800 --> 03:50:33,180 And by TVA, 5880 03:50:33,580 --> 03:50:34,660 Television Associates, 5881 03:50:35,120 --> 03:50:37,060 bridging the worlds of computers and video 5882 03:50:37,060 --> 03:50:40,400 with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 5883 03:50:41,720 --> 03:50:43,780 Next week on The Computer Chronicles, 5884 03:50:43,880 --> 03:50:45,160 The Y2K Problem. 5885 03:50:45,520 --> 03:50:48,300 We'll show you how to check your computer's CMOS and BIOS 5886 03:50:48,300 --> 03:50:50,580 for possible year 2000 glitches. 5887 03:50:50,900 --> 03:50:51,960 We'll look at some software 5888 03:50:51,960 --> 03:50:54,000 that examines your applications and files 5889 03:50:54,000 --> 03:50:56,200 to make sure they're Y2K compliant. 5890 03:50:56,660 --> 03:50:57,520 We'll talk to Microsoft 5891 03:50:57,520 --> 03:51:00,400 about some reported Y2K problems with Windows, 5892 03:51:00,720 --> 03:51:01,960 and we'll search the web 5893 03:51:01,960 --> 03:51:03,580 for good and bad information 5894 03:51:03,580 --> 03:51:06,320 about what you should do to deal with Y2K. 5895 03:51:06,640 --> 03:51:08,980 Plus, we'll look at the mainframe side of the problem. 5896 03:51:09,100 --> 03:51:11,140 Can you count on power, water, money, 5897 03:51:11,260 --> 03:51:13,480 and safe air travel on January 1? 5898 03:51:13,820 --> 03:51:15,240 It's all coming up next week 5899 03:51:15,240 --> 03:51:16,620 on The Computer Chronicles. 5900 03:51:27,720 --> 03:51:28,120 Whoa! 5901 03:51:31,120 --> 03:51:32,780 Thanks for the tip, teeny cocks. 5902 03:51:33,220 --> 03:51:34,160 I caught her. 5903 03:51:34,160 --> 03:52:04,160 Cocks, cocks, cocks, teeny cocks, cocks, teeny, teeny cocks, cocks, cocks, teeny, cocks, cocks, teeny, cocks, cocks, cocks, teeny, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks, cocks