1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 *music* 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 *music* 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,960 *music* 4 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:05,960 *music* 5 00:01:05,960 --> 00:01:07,960 *music* 6 00:01:07,960 --> 00:01:35,960 *music* 7 00:01:35,960 --> 00:01:39,880 That's the one. 8 00:01:40,060 --> 00:01:40,940 A few gasps there. 9 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:42,400 It was the wrong button to press. 10 00:01:42,680 --> 00:01:45,040 It actually worked because there's a gasp 11 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:48,880 which kind of accentuates the shock that was on. 12 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:51,820 In my mind, it's on display out there. 13 00:01:51,880 --> 00:01:52,600 I can't really hear. 14 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:55,560 So an audio representation of what's going on 15 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,680 needs to be piped through. 16 00:01:57,800 --> 00:01:59,960 Tommy, is everything okay with you? 17 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:00,460 Are you there? 18 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:02,760 Rock and roll. 19 00:02:02,920 --> 00:02:03,960 You've got the desktop on. 20 00:02:05,380 --> 00:02:08,100 You need to have the Elgat 21 00:02:08,100 --> 00:02:10,860 or the footage of Resident Evil coming through. 22 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:13,080 Listen, it's a bit technical. 23 00:02:13,580 --> 00:02:15,680 I'll just get the cutscene going 24 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:18,920 because we actually had an F up 25 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:21,580 the last day during the stream where it crashed. 26 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:25,160 So just wanted to show you the cutscene that happens 27 00:02:25,160 --> 00:02:27,360 because unfortunately, 28 00:02:27,620 --> 00:02:29,960 I went back and replayed all of the bits 29 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:32,640 leading up to the mistake that happened. 30 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:36,340 and I went through it at pace 31 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:39,920 and got to the point where it crashed 32 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,340 and then hope... 33 00:02:41,340 --> 00:02:43,440 I was hoping that it was going to be able to save you 34 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:45,060 get to a typewriter or something 35 00:02:45,060 --> 00:02:47,200 as you go through this door here. 36 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,300 But there wasn't a typewriter. 37 00:02:50,460 --> 00:02:51,260 There was cutscenes. 38 00:02:52,060 --> 00:02:53,940 So I'm just going to show these. 39 00:02:54,060 --> 00:02:54,660 Not that they're... 40 00:02:54,660 --> 00:02:56,400 They might not be of any interest to anyone, 41 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:57,780 but we're going to get the game done 42 00:02:57,780 --> 00:02:59,620 at lightning speed now tonight 43 00:02:59,620 --> 00:03:01,080 because this is the last bit of business 44 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,180 we've got to take care of 45 00:03:02,180 --> 00:03:03,920 on this situation at hand. 46 00:03:05,440 --> 00:03:06,800 So he goes through the door here 47 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,360 and there was a funny little bit of cheeky business 48 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:13,660 where during the entirety of this fight here 49 00:03:13,660 --> 00:03:14,540 that we did last... 50 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,160 This is where it crashed. 51 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:16,480 It crashed there. 52 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:18,480 During the entirety of that fight, 53 00:03:18,580 --> 00:03:21,200 you had a bucking in a helicopter helping you out 54 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,720 and he was going like, 55 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:25,140 Hey, buddy. 56 00:03:25,240 --> 00:03:26,160 Don't worry, buddy. 57 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,400 I'm going to save you. 58 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:28,260 My name's Mike. 59 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:29,300 And Leon was like, 60 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:30,420 Thanks, Mike. 61 00:03:30,640 --> 00:03:31,840 That's nice of you, Mike. 62 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:35,340 We'd never even heard of this Mike character before. 63 00:03:35,640 --> 00:03:37,520 And then, look, you go through the door. 64 00:03:37,900 --> 00:03:38,980 This cutscene happened. 65 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:39,760 I didn't want... 66 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:41,460 And something just happens during it 67 00:03:41,460 --> 00:03:44,000 that I thought was well worth the watch. 68 00:03:44,060 --> 00:03:45,340 So we might just turn the volume up 69 00:03:45,340 --> 00:03:46,180 a little bit on that. 70 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:47,400 Bear in mind now, 71 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,500 we've just met Mike. 72 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:50,160 The previous 20 minutes, 73 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:51,800 we've just met Mike 74 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,600 and he has become like 75 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:56,460 some kind of guardian angel to us. 76 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:57,640 Thrown into the mix. 77 00:03:57,760 --> 00:03:59,300 We've never seen or heard of him before. 78 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:00,940 And now here he comes again 79 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:02,160 to save the day once more. 80 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,100 Only 20 minutes old, 81 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:04,900 this friendship. 82 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:20,460 Keep watching. 83 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:22,920 There's Mike. 84 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:24,780 Mike is doing the business. 85 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:26,760 He's absolutely leathering, lads. 86 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,100 Left, right and center 87 00:04:28,100 --> 00:04:31,360 with that gunship that he's got. 88 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:33,220 It's our brand new best friend, Mike. 89 00:04:33,220 --> 00:04:43,500 Incredible scenes. 90 00:04:44,900 --> 00:04:46,120 Sorry, Dennis Reynolds, 91 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:47,680 thank you very much there for the tip. 92 00:04:47,740 --> 00:04:48,620 I hope you're getting on well. 93 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,860 Just one more look at that. 94 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:53,180 Absolute incredible gunship action 95 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:55,300 from our new best friend, Mike. 96 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:57,300 *Gunshot* 97 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:26,300 *Gunshot* 98 00:05:26,300 --> 00:05:30,300 Brotherhood. Friendship. 20 minutes old. 99 00:05:30,300 --> 00:05:33,300 Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me. 100 00:05:33,300 --> 00:05:34,300 Yeah! 101 00:05:34,300 --> 00:05:36,300 Let's do that again. Sorry, she needs to turn that up again. 102 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:42,300 Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me. 103 00:05:42,300 --> 00:05:44,300 Yeah! Hey, I know a good boy. 104 00:05:47,300 --> 00:05:50,300 Boom! See you later, Mike. 105 00:05:50,300 --> 00:05:52,300 Yeah, I know a good boy. 106 00:05:52,300 --> 00:05:53,300 Oh! 107 00:05:53,300 --> 00:05:54,300 Mike! 108 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:55,300 Mike! 109 00:05:55,300 --> 00:05:58,300 He's only just met him like... 110 00:05:58,300 --> 00:06:02,300 I'm gonna make you pay for this, you bastards. 111 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:04,300 *Gunshot* 112 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,300 *Gunshot* 113 00:06:05,300 --> 00:06:08,300 Thanks. When we get out of here, drinks are on me. 114 00:06:08,300 --> 00:06:10,300 Yeah! Hey, I know a good boy. 115 00:06:10,300 --> 00:06:11,300 Mike! 116 00:06:11,300 --> 00:06:12,300 Mike! 117 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,300 Mike! 118 00:06:13,300 --> 00:06:14,300 Mike! 119 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:15,300 Mike! 120 00:06:15,300 --> 00:06:16,300 Mike! 121 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:17,300 Mike! 122 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:24,300 I'm gonna make you pay for this, you bastards. 123 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,300 You'd- you'd have to feel sorry if- 124 00:06:25,300 --> 00:06:26,300 I'll make sure you're the next to go, Sadler. 125 00:06:26,300 --> 00:06:27,300 Yeah, that's it. 126 00:06:27,300 --> 00:06:30,300 And that really does gee you up even though you've only met Mike. 127 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,300 It's like a brother to ya. 128 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:32,300 *Gunshot* 129 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:33,300 *Gunshot* 130 00:06:33,300 --> 00:06:34,300 *Gunshot* 131 00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:35,300 *Gunshot* 132 00:06:35,300 --> 00:06:36,300 *Gunshot* 133 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,300 *Gunshot* 134 00:06:37,300 --> 00:06:38,300 You'd- you'd have to feel sorry if- 135 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,300 I'll make sure you're the next to go, Sadler. 136 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:41,300 Yeah, that's it. 137 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:44,300 And that really does gee you up even though you've only met Mike. 138 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,300 It's like a brother to ya. 139 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,300 *Gunshot* 140 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:48,300 *Gunshot* 141 00:06:48,300 --> 00:06:49,300 *Gunshot* 142 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:50,300 *Gunshot* 143 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:51,300 *Gunshot* 144 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,300 *Gunshot* 145 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:53,300 *Gunshot* 146 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,300 *Gunshot* 147 00:06:54,300 --> 00:06:55,300 *Gunshot* 148 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,300 *Gunshot* 149 00:06:56,300 --> 00:06:59,300 Beardsman MEP, thank you very much. 150 00:06:59,300 --> 00:07:00,300 Beardsman MEP and Capsackie. 151 00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:09,300 If you just joined us, just wanted to brief you on the, uh, cutscene that you would've missed because I had to rerun the fucking gameplay that I ended up- 152 00:07:09,300 --> 00:07:13,300 The game crashed the last day. We're at the last- we're at the final furlong here. 153 00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:18,300 *Gunshot* 154 00:07:18,300 --> 00:07:19,300 We've got- and we've got bots. 155 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:20,300 *Gunshot* 156 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,300 *Gunshot* 157 00:07:21,300 --> 00:07:22,300 *Gunshot* 158 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,300 *Gunshot* 159 00:07:23,300 --> 00:07:24,300 *Gunshot* 160 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:25,300 *Gunshot* 161 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,300 *Gunshot* 162 00:07:26,300 --> 00:07:27,300 *Gunshot* 163 00:07:27,300 --> 00:07:28,300 *Gunshot* 164 00:07:28,300 --> 00:07:33,300 I'll get the bots- I'll get the bots in a minute. I just wanted to show you this little piece of, uh- 165 00:07:33,300 --> 00:07:34,300 *Gunshot* 166 00:07:34,300 --> 00:07:35,300 *Gunshot* 167 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:36,300 *Gunshot* 168 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,300 *Gunshot* 169 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:38,300 *Gunshot* 170 00:07:38,300 --> 00:07:39,300 *Gunshot* 171 00:07:39,300 --> 00:07:41,300 And that's us, okay, that's us done there. That's us done. 172 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:43,440 done. Now, Mike, 173 00:07:44,500 --> 00:07:45,400 that's that. 174 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:46,800 We'll turn that off there. 175 00:07:47,140 --> 00:07:49,340 We should have the game back on 176 00:07:49,340 --> 00:07:50,720 there. Tom, are you there? 177 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,300 Yep. You've still got the video 178 00:07:55,300 --> 00:07:56,360 up on YouTube. 179 00:07:58,140 --> 00:07:59,420 And now you need to put the game 180 00:07:59,420 --> 00:07:59,620 on. 181 00:08:04,360 --> 00:08:05,320 Now you're back in 182 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:07,340 biz. Thank you very much there, Hammerhead. 183 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:09,020 Shoulder launch 184 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:09,620 RPG 185 00:08:09,620 --> 00:08:12,840 9 zombie hunt. Thank you very much. 186 00:08:12,920 --> 00:08:14,060 Flembag and 9 mildew. 187 00:08:15,460 --> 00:08:18,940 Thanks very much, lads, for that. Hopefully you're getting 188 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:20,960 on well. I'm going to jump right into 189 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:22,480 this now where I saved it. 190 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:26,980 What else did I want? Oh, yeah. I want to get 191 00:08:26,980 --> 00:08:28,980 rid of the bots just one sec, even though I'm not 192 00:08:28,980 --> 00:08:30,980 particularly too sure whether or not they're still there. 193 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:32,900 I only just seen one of them, but you know 194 00:08:32,900 --> 00:08:34,900 yourself, they need to be vanquished 195 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:36,120 at pace because 196 00:08:36,120 --> 00:08:38,780 if they are left to thrive, 197 00:08:38,940 --> 00:08:39,840 they could multiply. 198 00:08:39,840 --> 00:08:41,960 They could have some kind of situation 199 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,060 going on whereby they are alert friends 200 00:08:44,060 --> 00:08:45,960 or they just see it as an easy. 201 00:08:46,100 --> 00:08:48,200 I don't want them thinking I'm a soft target 202 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,480 and we need to sort that out 203 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,300 big time. Blue Sky, thank you very much for 204 00:08:52,300 --> 00:08:54,120 your tip. I hope you're getting on well there. 205 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:57,580 Thanks very much for that Blue Sky. 206 00:08:57,660 --> 00:08:58,440 Yeah, we're just 207 00:08:58,440 --> 00:09:02,160 currently just trying to vanquish zombies here. 208 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:05,240 Deep vein zombosis. A bit of that is going on. 209 00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:06,660 And 210 00:09:06,660 --> 00:09:09,100 trying to see it now. Can't really 211 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:09,820 bloody see it. 212 00:09:12,980 --> 00:09:14,420 Yeah, I'm trying to look as well. 213 00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:17,080 It's not happening for me right here at the moment. 214 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:17,940 What do we see now? 215 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:22,560 Seems as though they've disappeared at pace. 216 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:23,940 That's not a bad situation. 217 00:09:24,140 --> 00:09:26,000 Thank you very much there for the tip as well. 218 00:09:26,680 --> 00:09:28,400 Macron show cardinal and 219 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,580 Flangela's ashes. 220 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:30,700 Thank you very much. 221 00:09:31,480 --> 00:09:33,300 Okay, I've got the mainframe up 222 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:34,580 right in front of me here. 223 00:09:35,060 --> 00:09:36,420 Looking for this situation. 224 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:37,720 Okay, we've found it. 225 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,360 69mega.com 226 00:09:39,360 --> 00:09:40,540 Want to find love? 227 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:42,800 Our AI will help you. 228 00:09:43,380 --> 00:09:44,620 Don't, whatever you do, 229 00:09:44,820 --> 00:09:46,780 don't click on that situation. 230 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,160 It's a bad actor. 231 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,720 It's a bad faith bot. 232 00:09:51,980 --> 00:09:52,760 Who knows 233 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:53,920 what kind of 234 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,280 horrors 235 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:56,860 you might encounter 236 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:58,620 on some kind of site like that. 237 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:00,640 If Stuart Shafé and the boys 238 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:01,580 would have only have seen 239 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,740 what the internet has become nowadays. 240 00:10:03,880 --> 00:10:04,900 They would absolutely be, 241 00:10:05,180 --> 00:10:06,920 well, I was going to say something there, 242 00:10:07,020 --> 00:10:08,140 but frankly, 243 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:08,880 he's still with us. 244 00:10:09,120 --> 00:10:10,180 But he would be sickened. 245 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,540 Actually, he probably is sickened. 246 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:11,980 Who knows? 247 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:15,000 Yep, we actually don't know about him. 248 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:15,900 Thank you very much, 249 00:10:15,980 --> 00:10:17,120 Macron show cardinal. 250 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,460 Cheers for all the great crack. 251 00:10:18,860 --> 00:10:19,600 Cardinal Flanagan 252 00:10:19,600 --> 00:10:20,940 and everyone at the Macron show. 253 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:21,820 Thank you very much. 254 00:10:22,460 --> 00:10:23,680 Now, get that game loaded. 255 00:10:23,780 --> 00:10:24,440 That's the main thing. 256 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:25,520 That's what we want to do here. 257 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:26,720 Speedrun. 258 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,080 Technology. 259 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:28,880 Loaded. 260 00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:32,840 It says load successful. 261 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,200 And we are in. 262 00:10:38,280 --> 00:10:39,680 We're back into the situation. 263 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:42,400 It's a nasty looking scenario 264 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,180 and we know for a fact 265 00:10:44,180 --> 00:10:46,480 that there's a Regeneratron 266 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:47,500 inside here. 267 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:49,080 Degeneratron. 268 00:10:49,780 --> 00:10:50,680 More like it 269 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,520 because these guys 270 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:52,840 really are filthy 271 00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,540 and they don't look like 272 00:10:54,540 --> 00:10:55,460 they've really had 273 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,380 or done anything 274 00:10:56,380 --> 00:10:58,560 that's worthwhile in society either, Tom. 275 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:01,080 Yeah, I'd second that. 276 00:11:01,220 --> 00:11:01,680 Big time. 277 00:11:02,300 --> 00:11:03,700 Definitely not the type of lads 278 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:04,380 that you'd find 279 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,800 putting in a shift 280 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:07,700 whether down the factory, 281 00:11:08,080 --> 00:11:08,880 down the shops, 282 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:13,780 or in any kind of trade-like way. 283 00:11:13,920 --> 00:11:14,500 There's one there. 284 00:11:14,620 --> 00:11:15,200 Watch yourself. 285 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:15,920 You need to move. 286 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:18,260 We're actually 287 00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:18,940 we're fucked. 288 00:11:19,180 --> 00:11:20,300 We need to turn around 289 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:22,000 and we need to vanquish this guy 290 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:23,480 in a big, massive way. 291 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,200 Hopefully we've got the... 292 00:11:25,200 --> 00:11:25,640 We need to... 293 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:26,220 Thank you very much, 294 00:11:26,300 --> 00:11:27,380 Dr. Ocker-Peterson 295 00:11:27,380 --> 00:11:28,380 and Evan Cashman. 296 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,140 Thank you very much 297 00:11:29,140 --> 00:11:29,580 for your kind, 298 00:11:29,640 --> 00:11:30,420 our generous tip, 299 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:30,980 Ripper-runas. 300 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,180 We're going to combine that scope 301 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,760 which we never got rid of, 302 00:11:33,820 --> 00:11:34,180 thankfully. 303 00:11:38,180 --> 00:11:39,740 He's coming at you at pace. 304 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,880 You'd want to equip that gun. 305 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,320 Oh! 306 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:55,660 Oh! 307 00:11:57,660 --> 00:11:58,600 Do you see the way 308 00:11:58,600 --> 00:11:59,640 he was flicking around? 309 00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:04,480 Absolutely disgusting stuff altogether. 310 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,620 And now he's regenerating. 311 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:16,600 He's flicking around again. 312 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:17,960 Oh! 313 00:12:18,960 --> 00:12:19,480 Christ! 314 00:12:20,380 --> 00:12:22,060 Oh, I'm restarting this time. 315 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:23,640 I'm restarting this. 316 00:12:24,060 --> 00:12:25,000 Have you got a replay of that? 317 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:25,580 I want to see the way 318 00:12:25,580 --> 00:12:26,460 he was flipping around 319 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,340 the fucking oddball. 320 00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:30,280 Instant replay. 321 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,960 Disgusting bit of business. 322 00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,240 As you can see there, Francis. 323 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:34,640 And you see he's flipping around 324 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,220 like a fish 325 00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,300 that's just out the boy. 326 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:37,900 Pure, 327 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:38,960 mad, 328 00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:40,600 Atlantic salmon. 329 00:12:42,300 --> 00:12:43,400 Disgusting behavior 330 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,980 from a man gone wrong there. 331 00:12:47,260 --> 00:12:47,700 Who, me? 332 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:49,080 No, I'm on about 333 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:50,240 the fucking regenerator. 334 00:12:50,920 --> 00:12:51,860 How would you know it's a man? 335 00:12:51,920 --> 00:12:52,520 It looked like a, 336 00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:53,700 it looked like a bloody fish. 337 00:12:54,260 --> 00:12:54,980 See the... 338 00:12:54,980 --> 00:12:56,240 Let's see it again. 339 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:57,640 Instant replay. 340 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,920 You went for the takedown. 341 00:13:00,020 --> 00:13:01,120 That was the correct thing to do, 342 00:13:01,180 --> 00:13:01,940 but he was so close, 343 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,180 he came flipping at you. 344 00:13:03,940 --> 00:13:05,060 Flipping bananas. 345 00:13:05,820 --> 00:13:06,440 Big time. 346 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:08,060 Pure Donegal catch. 347 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:10,220 Thanks very much, sir. 348 00:13:10,860 --> 00:13:11,880 Dr. Oka Peterson. 349 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,160 Yeah, pure Donegal catch, 350 00:13:13,220 --> 00:13:14,340 says the Red FM rules. 351 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:15,760 And he's doing the worm, 352 00:13:16,220 --> 00:13:16,960 says Vegenti. 353 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:33,800 Thank you very much, sir. 354 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:34,200 Jacob, 355 00:13:34,200 --> 00:13:34,800 Reese, 356 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,660 Mog, 357 00:13:36,700 --> 00:13:37,760 I hope you're getting on well. 358 00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,760 There's a way of doing this 359 00:13:38,760 --> 00:13:40,040 whereby we don't actually 360 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:40,960 have to encounter 361 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:43,400 the scumbag regenerator. 362 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:46,280 But what we can do, 363 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:47,400 and what I'm willing to do, 364 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:49,720 is to try that. 365 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:52,840 If you will, 366 00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,560 to stock up on ammunition here, 367 00:13:54,620 --> 00:13:54,980 because, 368 00:13:55,660 --> 00:13:56,900 as we know from Praner before, 369 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:59,120 the situation at hand, 370 00:13:59,160 --> 00:14:00,580 that's a disgusting gore bag. 371 00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:01,660 Algor? 372 00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:02,860 Algor? 373 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:04,540 It's an allegory. 374 00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,900 Hopefully nothing happens 375 00:14:05,900 --> 00:14:07,500 and nothing breaks out of that. 376 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:08,440 Let's just see if we can 377 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,260 slash that away. 378 00:14:11,960 --> 00:14:12,720 And it's, 379 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,460 it's lost its life. 380 00:14:14,540 --> 00:14:15,380 It's lost its, 381 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:15,700 uh, 382 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,080 whatever was in there 383 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,260 has, 384 00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,440 has left, 385 00:14:19,620 --> 00:14:20,560 has slipped away, 386 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:20,840 so. 387 00:14:21,900 --> 00:14:22,120 Now, 388 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:23,400 what we will do here, 389 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:24,400 and what I'm willing to do, 390 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:26,820 is to clean up at pace, 391 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:27,840 kick in these doors, 392 00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:29,160 and see if there's anything 393 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,580 worth collecting at all. 394 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,880 There's a sink full of 395 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:33,360 gore and gash there. 396 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:34,460 Uh, 397 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,400 disgusting scenes. 398 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:38,040 Meat hooks. 399 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:39,160 Who knows what? 400 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:39,360 A, 401 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:39,580 a, 402 00:14:39,580 --> 00:14:39,840 a, 403 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:41,740 a various array of 404 00:14:41,740 --> 00:14:43,100 disturbing tools 405 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:43,700 and, 406 00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:43,940 uh, 407 00:14:43,940 --> 00:14:44,680 tricks of the trade. 408 00:14:45,040 --> 00:14:45,700 Anaconda G, 409 00:14:45,800 --> 00:14:46,680 thank you very much. 410 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,360 I hope you're getting on well 411 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,200 and that life is treating you 412 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,020 very, 413 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:51,720 very, 414 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:52,560 very, 415 00:14:52,780 --> 00:14:53,640 very well indeed. 416 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:54,020 Tom, 417 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,300 do you have anything to say about that? 418 00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:57,340 I'd like to second that, 419 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:57,620 uh, 420 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,500 dispatchment 421 00:14:58,500 --> 00:15:00,480 of complimentation 422 00:15:00,480 --> 00:15:01,740 to Anaconda G 423 00:15:01,740 --> 00:15:02,820 and none other as well 424 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:03,560 than SK 425 00:15:03,560 --> 00:15:04,860 and Norbu San. 426 00:15:04,940 --> 00:15:05,040 Now, 427 00:15:05,100 --> 00:15:06,220 get yourself together here 428 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:06,900 and get yourself 429 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:07,820 corrected. 430 00:15:08,420 --> 00:15:09,920 You wanna get yourself 431 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:10,440 corrected. 432 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,280 I wanna see 433 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:12,800 that, 434 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,240 uh, 435 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,280 this bloody little situation, 436 00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:15,920 Norbu San, 437 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,580 thank you very much, 438 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:17,320 has to be 439 00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,540 killed at pace, 440 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,860 but what can we do here, 441 00:15:19,940 --> 00:15:20,080 Tom? 442 00:15:20,140 --> 00:15:20,380 Can we, 443 00:15:20,460 --> 00:15:21,280 can we take him out 444 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:22,100 or should we run away? 445 00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:24,560 I'd say grab the herb 446 00:15:24,560 --> 00:15:25,160 and run away 447 00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:26,300 and live to fight 448 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:27,060 another day. 449 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:30,000 What Tom says, 450 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,340 we does. 451 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,520 There could have been stuff 452 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,300 back there 453 00:15:40,300 --> 00:15:43,140 that we've missed out on. 454 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,700 I think realistically, 455 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:48,700 I think realistically, 456 00:15:48,700 --> 00:15:49,520 you need to be going 457 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:50,380 back down there anyway, 458 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:51,760 so it might be a case of the, 459 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:52,760 bring, 460 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,000 lure this fucker out, 461 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:55,560 don't waste your ammunition on him. 462 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,220 And, uh, 463 00:15:59,260 --> 00:15:59,580 then, 464 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,240 when he gets around here, 465 00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,400 just bomb it back down 466 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:03,640 that, 467 00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:04,300 that scenario. 468 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,160 he's giving it the whole 469 00:16:08,160 --> 00:16:09,560 stretch arm strong there, 470 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:12,800 where he's stretch arms wrong, 471 00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:14,440 if he thinks he's going to be able 472 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,180 to take me out 473 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:17,800 with tactics like that. 474 00:16:18,300 --> 00:16:20,820 He's a real bad piece of work. 475 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:22,680 how do we get up here? 476 00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,080 And is there any way to get up there? 477 00:16:24,140 --> 00:16:24,680 There isn't. 478 00:16:25,180 --> 00:16:25,980 And now we're stuck, 479 00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:26,240 Tom. 480 00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:26,740 We're stuck 481 00:16:26,740 --> 00:16:27,420 and trapped. 482 00:16:31,380 --> 00:16:32,080 Doesn't look good. 483 00:16:32,140 --> 00:16:32,740 Thanks very much. 484 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,480 Big bags, 485 00:16:33,600 --> 00:16:34,140 number one. 486 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:35,600 Hope you're getting on well. 487 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,420 Thank you very much as well, 488 00:16:40,480 --> 00:16:41,220 Barry Harkin. 489 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,540 I hope you're getting on well. 490 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:43,960 Whoa. 491 00:16:44,380 --> 00:16:45,380 Are we tipping towards 492 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,740 some of the compression socks 493 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,660 for that deep vein zombosis? 494 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,480 Funny you should say that, 495 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:50,760 actually. 496 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,680 I was looking at them 497 00:16:51,680 --> 00:16:54,880 just to try and shore up 498 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,200 the, 499 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:56,240 the whole body, 500 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:57,080 what with the 501 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,840 telephastic head phases 502 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,260 that we were experiencing 503 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,040 last week. 504 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:02,760 And I'm not, 505 00:17:02,940 --> 00:17:04,800 I can still feel right now 506 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:05,740 that there's a chance 507 00:17:05,740 --> 00:17:07,240 where if a bit of excitement 508 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:07,880 is a brewing, 509 00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:09,920 I need to rein it in, 510 00:17:10,140 --> 00:17:10,760 calm down, 511 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:12,460 and not get too excited 512 00:17:12,460 --> 00:17:14,440 because it could end up 513 00:17:14,440 --> 00:17:15,760 with me having to 514 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:17,060 fucking do a regenerator, 515 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:18,300 fucking Donegal catch, 516 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:19,500 worm zone scenario 517 00:17:19,500 --> 00:17:20,140 on the floor 518 00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,280 during the stream. 519 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:22,580 And I don't know how. 520 00:17:22,700 --> 00:17:22,940 I haven't, 521 00:17:22,940 --> 00:17:24,160 I haven't prepared for that, 522 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:25,160 neither mentally 523 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:26,000 or technically. 524 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:28,420 You'd want to have 525 00:17:28,420 --> 00:17:29,020 propelled for that 526 00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:30,200 because it's a situation 527 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,100 which really needs 528 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:32,080 to be sorted out. 529 00:17:32,460 --> 00:17:32,720 Also, 530 00:17:32,900 --> 00:17:33,620 this inventory 531 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:34,700 you've got going on here, 532 00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:35,940 what the hell is happening? 533 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:38,420 Not sure, 534 00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,180 but we're going to mix 535 00:17:39,180 --> 00:17:39,900 a few herbs, 536 00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:40,760 mix up the medicine, 537 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,500 Bob Dylan style. 538 00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:44,020 Thank you very much there, 539 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:45,340 Silver Pixie Five. 540 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:46,380 Once again, 541 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,140 for blessing us 542 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,220 with a beautiful tip, 543 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:48,860 Ripper Runis. 544 00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:49,980 And, 545 00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:51,640 I'm definitely 546 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,800 in the mood 547 00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,000 for a bit of game 548 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,040 completion tonight, 549 00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:55,380 Tom. 550 00:17:56,380 --> 00:17:57,600 It's going pretty good. 551 00:17:57,800 --> 00:17:58,700 It's going pretty good 552 00:17:58,700 --> 00:17:59,220 at the moment. 553 00:17:59,380 --> 00:17:59,980 You're sorting out 554 00:17:59,980 --> 00:18:00,440 the inventory, 555 00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:01,160 you've got the head 556 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:01,740 on the shoulders. 557 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:03,620 You've used head 558 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:04,060 and shoulders, 559 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:04,400 have you? 560 00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:05,820 I did indeed, 561 00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:06,020 Tom. 562 00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:06,620 How did you know? 563 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:08,300 I can see the texture 564 00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:09,840 and the volume 565 00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,360 of the hair. 566 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:11,220 It's looking good. 567 00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:13,000 Thank you very much, 568 00:18:13,060 --> 00:18:13,880 Kiki Stockhammer, 569 00:18:14,020 --> 00:18:14,860 for the kind, 570 00:18:14,940 --> 00:18:15,740 heart and generous tip. 571 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:17,640 Hope you're doing well. 572 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:19,920 Thank you very much 573 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:20,760 for that, Kiki. 574 00:18:21,380 --> 00:18:22,220 Let's just see here. 575 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:24,160 These guys are just waiting. 576 00:18:25,340 --> 00:18:26,220 And we might just take 577 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,400 a little sipping of water 578 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,240 and just 579 00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:31,360 take things 580 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:32,500 very, very easily. 581 00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:33,360 We don't want to get 582 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,380 compressed out of it. 583 00:18:40,340 --> 00:18:41,580 Maybe even a segment 584 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:42,820 of clementine 585 00:18:42,820 --> 00:18:44,480 to really take the edge 586 00:18:44,480 --> 00:18:45,160 off as well. 587 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:47,320 Always great to get 588 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,200 a bit of sustenance 589 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:48,660 into you. 590 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,860 What are they? 591 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:51,340 Are they easy peelers? 592 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,760 They seem to be peeling 593 00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:55,720 very easily at pace, 594 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:56,860 but I didn't see 595 00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:58,260 the easy peeler mark 596 00:18:58,260 --> 00:18:59,720 of quality 597 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,600 on the box, 598 00:19:00,700 --> 00:19:01,360 on the punnet. 599 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,660 Just to reiterate, 600 00:19:03,860 --> 00:19:05,420 there was no easy peel 601 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:06,800 sticker on the punnet. 602 00:19:07,540 --> 00:19:08,760 It just said 603 00:19:08,760 --> 00:19:09,660 seasonal 604 00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:11,660 clementines, Tom. 605 00:19:12,760 --> 00:19:13,800 Well, the main thing 606 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,740 is that you've got them. 607 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:16,240 And now that you're 608 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:17,140 going for the split, 609 00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:17,840 what have you got? 610 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:18,820 how many in the segment? 611 00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:20,700 At the moment, 612 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:21,440 I can count 613 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:21,900 one, 614 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:22,580 two, 615 00:19:22,720 --> 00:19:22,920 three, 616 00:19:23,040 --> 00:19:23,240 four, 617 00:19:23,340 --> 00:19:23,640 five, 618 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:24,160 six, 619 00:19:24,420 --> 00:19:24,800 seven, 620 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,180 eight, 621 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:25,520 nine, 622 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:25,780 ten, 623 00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,020 eleven, 624 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:26,500 twelve. 625 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,240 Twelve segments 626 00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:31,320 inside the entire piece. 627 00:19:31,720 --> 00:19:32,760 And what we're going to do 628 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:34,160 is take this nice 629 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:34,940 and handily, 630 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:35,460 leisurely, 631 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,160 the way I'd like to 632 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:36,980 take apart some of 633 00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:37,960 these fucking goons 634 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,440 that are waiting 635 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,000 around the next 636 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:39,940 corner for me as well. 637 00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:43,420 Lovely, 638 00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:44,380 lovely bit of business 639 00:19:44,380 --> 00:19:44,640 there. 640 00:19:44,700 --> 00:19:45,660 That's segment one. 641 00:19:47,400 --> 00:19:48,060 Anguish Panda, 642 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:48,820 thanks very much 643 00:19:48,820 --> 00:19:49,320 for the tip. 644 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:51,060 You're going to go for 645 00:19:51,060 --> 00:19:51,600 another one? 646 00:19:53,120 --> 00:19:53,800 Segment two, 647 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,120 Tom. 648 00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,180 Very nice, 649 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:58,860 very tart. 650 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:00,780 Are you going to eat 651 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:01,080 another? 652 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:03,900 We're going to go for 653 00:20:03,900 --> 00:20:04,080 three. 654 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:04,720 This time I'm going to 655 00:20:04,720 --> 00:20:05,680 take two segments 656 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:06,160 together. 657 00:20:06,820 --> 00:20:07,860 It's a double header. 658 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,800 Double seggy coming up. 659 00:20:15,580 --> 00:20:15,940 Wow. 660 00:20:17,720 --> 00:20:18,860 Got a bit of zip to it, 661 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,140 has it? 662 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,780 It's definitely got 663 00:20:20,780 --> 00:20:21,080 something. 664 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:21,720 I don't know what the 665 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,200 fuck it is, 666 00:20:22,260 --> 00:20:22,900 but it's got something 667 00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:23,460 and it's sorry about 668 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:24,100 the language there. 669 00:20:24,540 --> 00:20:25,480 Sorry about the language 670 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:26,340 on behalf of Francis, 671 00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:26,620 sir. 672 00:20:28,300 --> 00:20:29,200 Gone for another 673 00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:30,100 double segger. 674 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:32,560 Double segmentation 675 00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:33,560 coming right up. 676 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:41,640 Sigh. 677 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:42,520 Sigh. 678 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:43,320 Sigh. 679 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:45,100 What the hell is 680 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:45,800 going on in your 681 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:46,340 game, Francis? 682 00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:47,340 Sigh. 683 00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:48,220 Sigh. 684 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:49,040 Sigh. 685 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,120 He's having a 686 00:20:50,120 --> 00:20:50,380 fucking 687 00:20:50,380 --> 00:20:51,680 clementation breakdown. 688 00:20:52,780 --> 00:20:53,600 Cut to the screen, 689 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:54,120 cut to the 690 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,820 fucking difficulties, 691 00:20:54,940 --> 00:20:55,160 quick. 692 00:20:55,160 --> 00:21:23,160 *music* 693 00:21:23,160 --> 00:21:27,160 *music* 694 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:44,160 Thank you very much Ribeno Watch, sorry about that, had a bit of a fucking segmentation there, breakdown. I don't know if you've ever actually experienced one of them, it's not nice, and it's confusing when it happens. I actually thought I was dying for a second. Thanks very much there, um, Segment Chronicles and Ribeno Watch. 695 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160 *music* 696 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,160 *music* 697 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:50,160 *music* 698 00:21:50,160 --> 00:22:16,160 *music* 699 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,160 *music* 700 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:20,160 *music* 701 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:22,160 *music* 702 00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,160 *music* 703 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,900 and also push envelopes. 704 00:22:27,500 --> 00:22:29,260 Where are you pushing those envelopes? 705 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,700 Through people's letterboxes, through their eyes, 706 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,640 the eyes of the letterbox of the soul, 707 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:37,040 and we're pushing the fucking envelope right through your eyes 708 00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,140 into your brain out there at the same time. 709 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:45,800 We need to learn about segmentation and sectarianism as well. 710 00:22:46,460 --> 00:22:49,340 And also sectarianism, which could come from Mandarin, 711 00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,960 from gerrymandering a specific region. 712 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,800 I'm not going to go down there. 713 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:55,620 It's political. 714 00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:56,440 It's getting political. 715 00:22:57,020 --> 00:22:58,120 It's getting political. 716 00:22:58,340 --> 00:22:59,520 We don't want to go down there. 717 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:03,860 But listen, fucking mind yourselves when you're eating oranges these days, lads. 718 00:23:04,620 --> 00:23:05,120 Make sure you look. 719 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:07,680 Whew. 720 00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:12,500 Now, I think what we can do is just a bit of a voice break, voice crack there. 721 00:23:12,500 --> 00:23:17,140 We'll take these guys very, very kindly. 722 00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:20,920 We're going to look at these guys as if they're a box of Kinder Egg surprises. 723 00:23:21,220 --> 00:23:24,520 Each one of their heads contains a lovely gift inside. 724 00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:25,180 But look. 725 00:23:26,140 --> 00:23:27,020 Head gone now. 726 00:23:28,380 --> 00:23:28,860 Shit. 727 00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:35,120 And that's one that we can take down to the shop with us. 728 00:23:35,120 --> 00:23:37,380 And another one of these scumbags there. 729 00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,740 Beautiful bit of business. 730 00:23:38,980 --> 00:23:39,500 Oh, my God. 731 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:41,900 There's a little lad who's coming at us with a lovely shield. 732 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:43,020 Tom. 733 00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:44,740 Yep. 734 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:47,340 There's a little lad who's coming at you with a little lovely shield. 735 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,100 You need to take him out big time. 736 00:23:49,500 --> 00:23:50,380 Maybe watch him. 737 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:51,480 He's got a mace. 738 00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,020 And he's swinging that around. 739 00:23:54,420 --> 00:23:57,760 I wonder, did he buy that down the- down me- oh, fuck. 740 00:23:59,380 --> 00:24:00,560 Oh, Jesus Christ. 741 00:24:01,560 --> 00:24:01,920 Watch out. 742 00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,040 There's- there's lads throwing fucking axes and everything at you. 743 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:06,660 Axel Foley. 744 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:09,880 Roly-poly business. 745 00:24:11,560 --> 00:24:14,340 And here is a big gun boy. 746 00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,820 And I was just wondering there. 747 00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,200 I don't know if you heard me there, Tom. 748 00:24:18,060 --> 00:24:18,660 Yeah, go on. 749 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:22,900 I wonder, did he buy that mace he was- that mace that fellow was swinging? 750 00:24:24,060 --> 00:24:24,500 Yeah. 751 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:25,200 Go on. 752 00:24:25,620 --> 00:24:26,440 Did he buy his mace? 753 00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:30,280 I'm saying, I wonder, did he buy that at maze, Tom? 754 00:24:42,920 --> 00:24:45,740 We've got a lovely bit of pesetas on the way here. 755 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:46,820 And I tell you something else. 756 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:49,820 We're going to whip out that freaking shnipe. 757 00:24:50,580 --> 00:24:51,680 Wesley sniper rifle. 758 00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:52,620 Once more. 759 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:53,800 Once more. 760 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,900 This is for the people. 761 00:24:55,020 --> 00:24:55,900 This is for the culture. 762 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:59,380 He's got a zapper. 763 00:25:00,620 --> 00:25:01,620 He's got a zapper. 764 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:05,100 Maybe we'll red-nine him from- from afar. 765 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:13,120 Lovely bit of juice. 766 00:25:16,020 --> 00:25:17,900 And now- 767 00:25:17,900 --> 00:25:19,300 You're on- you're on the phone to me. 768 00:25:19,900 --> 00:25:20,580 Sorry about that. 769 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:25,640 And now we've got a bit of a dodgy boy coming through the pipeline. 770 00:25:25,780 --> 00:25:31,300 the corner as well. I think it's time that we took this guy out with the shotgun or maybe... 771 00:25:31,300 --> 00:25:39,860 yeah no yeah maybe no yeah. Fuck. 772 00:25:51,060 --> 00:25:56,980 Oh for fuck's sake we're getting done in big time here that's not what we wanted to happen but it is 773 00:25:56,980 --> 00:26:03,140 what's happening at the moment we need to accept that otherwise if we don't accept reality what is 774 00:26:03,140 --> 00:26:09,460 left of us Tom? Oh but there's gonna be nothing left of this guy and nothing left of you now you're 775 00:26:09,460 --> 00:26:17,460 fucked. That's us done. Thank you very much sir jukebox conners and tangerine scream for that. 776 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:27,140 Eastern greenblade. Do we see Francis getting absolutely ramshackled onto the ground with the 777 00:26:27,780 --> 00:26:33,060 a wrap of the gatling gun to the face you need to work a ship ship up or ship out. 778 00:26:35,220 --> 00:26:43,380 Thank you. We've just used a herb there that was a mistake we've taken the uh the handgun ammunition 779 00:26:43,380 --> 00:26:48,500 there we're gonna move through this at pace situation here is just developing around the corner 780 00:26:49,140 --> 00:27:06,100 We best do is uh reload and pucker up buttercup we're ready to blow again. Boom power. Boom power. Boom power. Boom power. 781 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,820 And this is where it gets a little bit trick- tricky dicky. 782 00:27:13,220 --> 00:27:23,540 And that's him taken down. That's him dispatched. I just heard some fella say Louis Vuitton. Oh fuck. 783 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:34,180 Where is this guy? I can- oh shit. I can hear- I can hear the gatling gun. I don't know where he is at the moment though. 784 00:27:34,180 --> 00:27:43,220 Probably around the corner or something make sure you take out this scoochie scoochie magoochie. He's got a whipcracker snapper. 785 00:27:46,580 --> 00:28:06,740 And that's lovely. Really was lovely. It was sensual in ways that we haven't experienced before. And now we've got another couple of juicy joes coming at us. Let's see if we can dispatch dickhead here with this uh shotgun scenario. 786 00:28:13,700 --> 00:28:26,580 We actually don't want him to come down here. If he comes down here we could be fucked. 787 00:28:29,140 --> 00:28:30,740 That lad still is not dead. 788 00:28:30,740 --> 00:28:40,580 He wants to uh whip out the red nine and dispatch that scumbag from around the corner here. Watch out for the gatling gun. 789 00:28:42,660 --> 00:28:54,980 It's sound. It's sound at the moment. He doesn't really have a clear line of sight on me and this is where we move in now. We've got 21 shots. Buckshots loaded up inside the boom shtick deluxe. 790 00:28:57,380 --> 00:29:05,620 Maybe we just uh... Maybe we'll actually... Fucking hell he takes some... He really takes a little bit of beef doesn't he? 791 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:17,460 He's a beef man. He's a beef and two veg kind of guy and that's him dealt with. 792 00:29:18,900 --> 00:29:28,660 That is him dealt with. What we'll do is we'll just run around the corner here. Hide. Hopefully draw out a few more of these bad boys. There's another... Mace man there. 793 00:29:32,020 --> 00:29:41,780 And we'll whip out this lovely... Scenario here. The red nine. It's... It's a reliable piece... That we've utilized so much here. 794 00:29:46,980 --> 00:29:57,220 And here they're coming at us. Alarming pace. These guys are coming at us. But we have just enough education to perform... 795 00:29:57,220 --> 00:30:03,540 ...Shtereophonic style. And we're... We're actually gonna leisurely dispatch some of these scummers... 796 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:13,380 ...at our own volition. Of our own volition. And at our own pace. And at our own... Leisure. 797 00:30:13,860 --> 00:30:19,460 It's great when you've got the leisure time. To be able to take that leisure time out. Especially against... 798 00:30:19,460 --> 00:30:26,580 ...wave upon wave. Of the undead. Are they? We don't know. Biologically speaking. They are scum. 799 00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:32,500 We don't actually know what their genetic makeup is. Or their reason to be... For being here. 800 00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,300 We just know that they're not right. 801 00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:44,020 They aren't right. Thank you very much Chris McNabb. Hopefully you're getting down well. Thanks very much for the tip. 802 00:30:44,020 --> 00:30:46,900 Let's see what we've got going on here. Now we have to do climb a ladder and... 803 00:30:47,860 --> 00:30:48,980 ...take some pieces... 804 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:51,380 ...up above on the next level. 805 00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:58,100 Yep. There's a ladder back down the way there. 806 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,020 You should take that up. 807 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,260 Would you have loved to stream Elden Ring if you haven't before? 808 00:31:07,060 --> 00:31:08,820 I don't know. I mean... 809 00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:13,460 Just the Dark Souls and Elden Ring scenario games. They're... They're amazing like... 810 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:17,460 But I just... I would... I'd probably spend days on the same boss. Because... 811 00:31:17,460 --> 00:31:23,380 That's the way it happens when I'm not even streaming. You can imagine how hard that would be when you're doing streams. Well you have to... 812 00:31:24,420 --> 00:31:26,260 The mind is on two different things there. 813 00:31:27,140 --> 00:31:29,620 Whereas something like this... It's not hard. 814 00:31:30,340 --> 00:31:32,820 But it's not easy at the same time. There's a bit of challenge to it. 815 00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:34,500 And now we're fucked. 816 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:39,460 Famous last words here as these guys come at me at pace. 817 00:31:44,420 --> 00:31:45,780 It's all about taking them... 818 00:31:45,780 --> 00:31:52,180 ...down to Chinatown. Very slowly and methodically as well. And always keeping a watch on your... 819 00:31:52,180 --> 00:31:56,180 ...rear end. Always watch your arse. When these lads are around. Because these... 820 00:31:56,180 --> 00:31:58,580 ...they've got shticks and they want to use them. 821 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:04,820 God knows where they want to fucking... Ah no! We're getting absolutely zapped. 822 00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:18,180 That's one... One for the ages. One in the shoulder. One on the neck. 823 00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:25,300 They're coming fast. They're coming hard. And you need to make sure... 824 00:32:25,860 --> 00:32:32,420 ...you're turning them into lads. Best idea really is to probably just jump down... 825 00:32:33,060 --> 00:32:35,300 ...and abscond into the dark... 826 00:32:35,860 --> 00:32:40,180 ...deep recesses of this platform down here. Great idea. 827 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:44,740 ...utilizing this time to get a bit of harbage into you. No need in taking the... 828 00:32:44,740 --> 00:32:50,100 ...the red harp with the green. Although you probably should have actually. Fuck it. You know what you're doing. 829 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:56,500 Yeah, I do know what I'm doing. Hopefully that's not... That wasn't a condescending... 830 00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,460 ...you know what you're doing. 831 00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:02,180 Have a little look here now. And then put that... 832 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,100 ...is there. I'm not sure... 833 00:33:05,540 --> 00:33:10,340 We only have two rounds left. And that... These are the shtickmen. Thank you very much there for the tip. 834 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:13,700 There. These are the shtickmen. What we will do is just keep a hold of the red nine. 835 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:20,500 And just work away with that. Work away. That's the best way to be. 836 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:26,820 ...we will do that. Terrible shooting there. 837 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:34,900 Beginner to turn it around here though. Shots to the back of the head. That guy has a skull made of steel. 838 00:33:37,620 --> 00:33:41,220 Not that fella. Pity his skull wasn't made of steel. Oh! Watch out! 839 00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:46,820 I got one of those growths. He's got a bad growth coming out. It looks like a fungal infection. 840 00:33:47,860 --> 00:33:49,060 And you ran out of bullets. 841 00:33:49,060 --> 00:33:54,740 It's worse than a fungal infection. It's actually fucking... 842 00:33:55,940 --> 00:33:56,740 ...tumeric. 843 00:34:00,180 --> 00:34:03,300 Imagine having a live creature growing out of your body. 844 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:09,060 And not... You know, not like... It's worse than a fucking wart or a growth or anything like that. 845 00:34:09,460 --> 00:34:13,860 It's a live creature like that. What would you do? How would you feel about it? 846 00:34:14,980 --> 00:34:17,380 Hard to tell really how you'd feel about that because... 847 00:34:18,820 --> 00:34:23,220 With most living creatures... You could actually grow attached to it. 848 00:34:24,180 --> 00:34:27,460 Well, I mean... It is attached to you and it is growing on you. 849 00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:30,820 Boomhauer! 850 00:34:32,020 --> 00:34:36,500 That's how you do it. Let's draw these assholes around the corner here and hopefully... 851 00:34:36,500 --> 00:34:38,660 We can take them out at a nice one. 852 00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:45,060 They're coming fast here now. Do they know where they are? Do they know it's Christmas time in a month? 853 00:34:47,780 --> 00:34:54,580 Not particularly too sure they have any concept of what year or date it is to be honest. I think that all they want to do is hurt. 854 00:34:55,700 --> 00:34:56,180 And then... 855 00:34:58,180 --> 00:35:00,580 They're lost. They're lost beings really. 856 00:35:01,380 --> 00:35:02,820 In an ideal world... 857 00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:07,460 We wouldn't be killing them. We'd be rounding them up. We'd be calling the guards. 858 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:12,500 Would the guards... Would the guards arrive on time though, Tam? 859 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:15,140 Not sure. That's it. 860 00:35:15,940 --> 00:35:18,500 That's another situation you have to deal with then. I mean... 861 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:25,060 Are the... Are they gonna... Are you gonna be able to fuckin' call the guards? One... And two... 862 00:35:26,740 --> 00:35:29,620 Will they arrive on time? They might... They might arrive and it's too late. 863 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,900 We're getting absolutely ram-shafted here. 864 00:35:38,340 --> 00:35:40,180 Sorry about that. It was a bit of bad wind... 865 00:35:41,300 --> 00:35:43,460 By Ramstein and the boys. 866 00:35:43,460 --> 00:35:48,020 We've just used that Ramstein airbase potion scenario part two. 867 00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:53,700 We've got too many... We've got no ammunition left here. We've only got two feckin'... 868 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:58,500 All right, we've got enough magnum. I don't want to use all the magnum bullets. That's the thing. 869 00:35:58,500 --> 00:36:05,540 And we've got two sniper rifle rounds and then 225 TMP rounds. No use to anyone there. 870 00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:08,660 In an ideal world... 871 00:36:09,460 --> 00:36:15,540 Those TMP rounds would be 9mm Parabellum. You'll be able to load them slot by slot into the pitch. Well, it's not gonna happen. 872 00:36:16,420 --> 00:36:21,780 Hanley man, thank you very much for the tip there. You zombied your mother. Thank you very much for that. 873 00:36:22,900 --> 00:36:31,540 Thanks very much, Hanley man. I'm actually just gonna... I don't care about the citrus anymore, Tam. I'm going for it and I'm gonna go 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 874 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:42,900 Fucking hell, he's serious. Gonna fucking... Six tuplet. Six tuple drop it. You've gone beyond the double drop now. You're going for the sixer. You know what happened last time. 875 00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:47,620 Could be dodgy. It could be chaotic. Let's see how it goes here, Tam. 876 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,220 Mind yourself. 877 00:36:55,940 --> 00:36:58,020 Watch yourself out there. Watch yourself. 878 00:37:01,460 --> 00:37:13,380 He's juicing. He's juicing. He's juicing away. You okay, Francis? Keep it handy. Keep your mind on your shoulders. 879 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,700 You okay, man? You've gone full segmentated. 880 00:37:19,700 --> 00:37:32,840 Fucking hell 881 00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,280 Heavy enough 882 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,860 Where I'm ready to meet 883 00:37:37,860 --> 00:37:39,100 The task at hand 884 00:37:39,100 --> 00:37:44,400 Who are you Tash Gadams? 885 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:46,120 I am indeed 886 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:47,300 Thank you very much there 887 00:37:47,300 --> 00:37:48,520 For uh 888 00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,200 Staying with us 889 00:37:50,200 --> 00:37:51,100 If you're still with us 890 00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,380 I'm not particularly too sure 891 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:53,540 I can't see on the screen 892 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,220 Whether or not 893 00:37:54,220 --> 00:37:55,400 The stream is still going 894 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:56,960 I just have to take 895 00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,800 This uh 896 00:37:57,800 --> 00:37:58,660 Down for a moment 897 00:37:58,660 --> 00:37:59,060 While I 898 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,980 Casa Vuglad 899 00:38:00,980 --> 00:38:01,540 Take it down 900 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:02,360 Let me just make sure 901 00:38:02,360 --> 00:38:03,140 This is still going 902 00:38:03,140 --> 00:38:05,760 Yeah 903 00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,920 Yeah I stanked 904 00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:07,880 Stanked from the juice 905 00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:08,600 Yeah it's still going 906 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,100 Never go full segmented 907 00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:10,640 Great stuff 908 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:10,940 Right 909 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,640 Here we go 910 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:17,160 So we have a shotgun 911 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:17,940 To our name 912 00:38:17,940 --> 00:38:22,000 For fuck's sake 913 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,740 I'm getting it from all angles here 914 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:30,680 And that's a real shame 915 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:33,400 About the amount of ammunition 916 00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:35,920 That we're racing through here 917 00:38:35,920 --> 00:38:36,880 In God's name 918 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,860 Thank you very much 919 00:38:37,860 --> 00:38:39,040 Debar's face killer 920 00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:39,880 Thank you very much 921 00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:48,260 Sorry about that 922 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:48,980 Bit of jazz 923 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:49,940 Playing there as well 924 00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:52,660 And you've got the 925 00:38:52,660 --> 00:38:53,580 Emergency lock 926 00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,880 Card key as well 927 00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:55,640 Which is a great 928 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:56,400 Little piece 929 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,740 Of key action 930 00:38:57,740 --> 00:38:59,300 That is really 931 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:00,200 Going to help you out 932 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,920 When you need to go 933 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:02,960 Through a certain door 934 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:06,000 Probably in the next few minutes 935 00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:06,600 Or moments 936 00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:09,880 I believe 937 00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:11,260 We are coming towards 938 00:39:11,260 --> 00:39:12,200 The apex 939 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:13,200 Of the 940 00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:14,500 Of the game 941 00:39:14,500 --> 00:39:15,880 Little bit of 942 00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:16,840 Hanggun ammo as well 943 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:18,020 And a lovely 944 00:39:18,020 --> 00:39:19,200 Bit of bullion 945 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,540 Nice stuff there 946 00:39:22,540 --> 00:39:23,860 Some rifle ammunition 947 00:39:23,860 --> 00:39:24,300 As well 948 00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:24,820 To boot 949 00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:26,900 Stock up for Christmas 950 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:28,360 Get all your winter warmers 951 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,480 Intact 952 00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:30,260 And ready 953 00:39:30,260 --> 00:39:31,020 To blow 954 00:39:31,020 --> 00:39:33,300 Now we're going to 955 00:39:33,300 --> 00:39:34,040 Use this card 956 00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:41,720 You've inserted 957 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,000 The emergency lock 958 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:43,800 Card key 959 00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:47,020 See about that 960 00:39:47,020 --> 00:39:47,340 Will we? 961 00:39:55,180 --> 00:39:55,780 No 962 00:39:55,780 --> 00:39:59,180 Can't remember 963 00:39:59,180 --> 00:39:59,400 Where 964 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:00,240 I didn't see 965 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:01,120 Exactly where that 966 00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:01,600 Opened 967 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:02,020 But we've 968 00:40:02,020 --> 00:40:03,180 Got a lovely 969 00:40:03,180 --> 00:40:03,880 Box of TMP 970 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:04,320 Even though 971 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,180 It's useless to us 972 00:40:05,180 --> 00:40:05,820 Thanks very much 973 00:40:05,820 --> 00:40:07,500 Clementino 974 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:07,960 Esprit 975 00:40:07,960 --> 00:40:11,660 Great player there 976 00:40:11,660 --> 00:40:12,280 Colombian 977 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:13,740 Clementino 978 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:14,380 Esprit 979 00:40:14,380 --> 00:40:15,020 Who played for 980 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:16,160 Newcastle back in the day 981 00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:17,180 Had one leg longer 982 00:40:17,180 --> 00:40:17,780 Than the other 983 00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:18,100 Tom 984 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,340 Yep 985 00:40:19,340 --> 00:40:20,100 He had the 986 00:40:20,100 --> 00:40:20,660 Jimmy legs 987 00:40:20,660 --> 00:40:22,040 But he was a 988 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:22,920 Great footballer 989 00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,560 And had 990 00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:25,380 Had a great 991 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:25,920 Style 992 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:26,680 About him 993 00:40:26,680 --> 00:40:27,520 He seemingly 994 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:28,300 Managed to just 995 00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:28,740 Kind of 996 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:30,220 Maraud the ball 997 00:40:30,220 --> 00:40:32,160 Past defenders 998 00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:34,080 In a kind of 999 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:37,520 A relaxed style 1000 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,060 Now do we press 1001 00:40:40,060 --> 00:40:40,480 Something here 1002 00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:40,900 I'm not sure 1003 00:40:40,900 --> 00:40:41,680 It's one of the locks 1004 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,360 Press the button 1005 00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:42,780 Yeah 1006 00:40:42,780 --> 00:40:43,580 Is that 1007 00:40:43,580 --> 00:40:44,100 Okay 1008 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,980 There's another one 1009 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:45,740 Johnny segment 1010 00:40:45,740 --> 00:40:46,540 Thanks very much 1011 00:40:46,540 --> 00:40:47,320 For the tip there 1012 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:48,140 Open that 1013 00:40:48,140 --> 00:40:49,480 Nothing inside there 1014 00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:54,420 Can't remember 1015 00:40:54,420 --> 00:40:55,540 Can't remember 1016 00:40:55,540 --> 00:40:55,860 Or 1017 00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:58,060 Where was the other 1018 00:40:58,060 --> 00:40:59,120 Is there another button 1019 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:05,760 Has to be around here somewhere 1020 00:41:05,760 --> 00:41:07,540 Can't be too far away 1021 00:41:07,540 --> 00:41:08,920 Johnny segment 1022 00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:09,700 Thanks very much 1023 00:41:09,700 --> 00:41:10,880 There for the segmentation 1024 00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:11,360 It's locked 1025 00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:12,060 Electronically 1026 00:41:12,060 --> 00:41:12,400 It says 1027 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:13,040 You need to release 1028 00:41:13,040 --> 00:41:13,600 Two locks 1029 00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,760 Two locks 1030 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,620 Maybe I missed it 1031 00:41:18,620 --> 00:41:20,160 Was there another button 1032 00:41:20,160 --> 00:41:20,800 Back there 1033 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:21,900 Remco 1034 00:41:21,900 --> 00:41:24,420 Remco Verbeek 1035 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:25,120 Is after you 1036 00:41:25,120 --> 00:41:26,320 Thanks very much 1037 00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:27,060 For tuning in 1038 00:41:27,060 --> 00:41:27,980 Remco Verbeek 1039 00:41:27,980 --> 00:41:28,600 Verbeek 1040 00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:32,320 Big shout out 1041 00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:33,500 To Remco Verbeek 1042 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:34,300 In the chat there 1043 00:41:34,300 --> 00:41:37,660 Hope you're doing well 1044 00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:40,800 Is that 1045 00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,020 A situation there 1046 00:41:42,020 --> 00:41:42,300 Look 1047 00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:49,580 Watch your house 1048 00:41:49,580 --> 00:41:51,360 Verbeek's after you 1049 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,820 And there's a lovely 1050 00:41:54,820 --> 00:41:57,420 Remco right there 1051 00:41:57,420 --> 00:41:57,800 And that 1052 00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:58,780 That button has been 1053 00:41:58,780 --> 00:42:00,320 Completely and utterly 1054 00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:01,300 Remco'd 1055 00:42:01,300 --> 00:42:02,440 And watch out 1056 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,300 Francis 1057 00:42:03,300 --> 00:42:04,560 Yeah 1058 00:42:04,560 --> 00:42:06,460 Watch the hell out there 1059 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:07,540 There's a 1060 00:42:07,540 --> 00:42:08,440 There's a fucking bot 1061 00:42:08,440 --> 00:42:09,220 In the chat again 1062 00:42:09,220 --> 00:42:12,700 Thank you very very much 1063 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:13,340 There leg fence 1064 00:42:13,340 --> 00:42:13,980 Sorry we just 1065 00:42:13,980 --> 00:42:15,320 Pause the scenario 1066 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,060 For a moment 1067 00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:17,280 While I vanquish 1068 00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,140 This absolute lunatic here 1069 00:42:19,140 --> 00:42:21,820 Watch out there 1070 00:42:21,820 --> 00:42:23,680 69mega.com 1071 00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:24,520 Find love 1072 00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,560 In your town 1073 00:42:25,560 --> 00:42:26,000 Today 1074 00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,260 Exclamation mark 1075 00:42:27,260 --> 00:42:28,880 Heart swirl emoji 1076 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,660 Crazy face emoji 1077 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,540 Heart swirl emoji 1078 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:33,420 Lips emoji 1079 00:42:33,420 --> 00:42:35,180 And then squirt emoji 1080 00:42:35,180 --> 00:42:36,240 Disgusting business 1081 00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:37,760 Don't click on that 1082 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,160 It's a scumbag user 1083 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:40,740 Is a liar 1084 00:42:40,740 --> 00:42:42,160 And quite possibly 1085 00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:42,880 An abuser 1086 00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:43,800 We don't even know 1087 00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,420 If it's a he 1088 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,620 We don't even know 1089 00:42:45,620 --> 00:42:46,600 If it's even a human 1090 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:47,600 The amount of bots 1091 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:48,500 Going on these days 1092 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:49,980 Bots wrong 1093 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:50,620 You're saying 1094 00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,240 When I tell you 1095 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:52,540 There's a lot wrong 1096 00:42:52,540 --> 00:42:53,960 And it's in the chat 1097 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,500 At the moment 1098 00:42:54,500 --> 00:42:55,060 Cladino 1099 00:42:55,060 --> 00:42:55,920 Thanks very much 1100 00:42:55,920 --> 00:42:56,420 For the tip 1101 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:57,640 Hope you're doing well 1102 00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,860 It's a sad sad day 1103 00:42:59,860 --> 00:43:00,760 Thanks very much Cladino 1104 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,520 It's a sad sad sad day 1105 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,020 The amount of 1106 00:43:04,020 --> 00:43:05,920 Bots is overrunning 1107 00:43:05,920 --> 00:43:06,860 The amount of humans 1108 00:43:06,860 --> 00:43:07,840 Liam Rogers 1109 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:08,720 In the chat everybody 1110 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,400 Liam Rogers 1111 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:11,140 Is in town 1112 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:13,940 It's always a great day 1113 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,600 When Rogers 1114 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,780 Comes out to play 1115 00:43:17,780 --> 00:43:19,860 And I tell you 1116 00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:20,580 Something else 1117 00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:21,540 These guys 1118 00:43:21,540 --> 00:43:22,080 Haven't heard 1119 00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:22,860 The last of me 1120 00:43:22,860 --> 00:43:24,160 And this fella here 1121 00:43:24,160 --> 00:43:26,220 You're gonna get slashed 1122 00:43:26,220 --> 00:43:27,840 You should've learned 1123 00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:28,560 To fucking mace 1124 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:29,160 A bit better 1125 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:30,100 You should've gone 1126 00:43:30,100 --> 00:43:31,200 To mace school 1127 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:35,240 Let's take out the handgun here 1128 00:43:35,240 --> 00:43:35,960 Red 9 1129 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,300 And what I'll do 1130 00:43:37,300 --> 00:43:38,060 Is I'll run away 1131 00:43:38,060 --> 00:43:38,820 From this man 1132 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:40,700 I'll reload the piece 1133 00:43:40,700 --> 00:43:43,900 And then I'll leisurely 1134 00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:45,580 Dispatch this guy 1135 00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,140 And that's lovely 1136 00:43:47,140 --> 00:43:49,080 Here's a follow up 1137 00:43:49,080 --> 00:43:50,520 There's another 1138 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,320 A third one 1139 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,080 This is for the house 1140 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,840 This is for Christmas 1141 00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:58,620 And that's for the kids 1142 00:43:58,620 --> 00:44:04,540 And a lovely bit of cash 1143 00:44:04,540 --> 00:44:05,080 Well Tom 1144 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:06,660 Lovely bit of business 1145 00:44:06,660 --> 00:44:07,360 You went for the 1146 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:08,540 Triple red 9 1147 00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:09,360 Dispatchment 1148 00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:11,180 Of a scumbag 1149 00:44:11,180 --> 00:44:12,720 Who had a bad 1150 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:14,280 Bad situation going on 1151 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,180 Should've gone to hospital 1152 00:44:15,180 --> 00:44:15,780 For that 1153 00:44:15,780 --> 00:44:16,660 Instead 1154 00:44:16,660 --> 00:44:17,960 He was trying to attack you 1155 00:44:17,960 --> 00:44:19,360 And he got what was coming to him 1156 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,740 I don't have it 1157 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,760 Thanks very much 1158 00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:22,760 Sorry we had to cut back 1159 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,900 From you there Tom 1160 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,400 And I'll tell you something else 1161 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,480 Thanks very much Dave 1162 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,480 Ryan Schmokes 1163 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,620 For the tip as well 1164 00:44:28,620 --> 00:44:30,040 I hope you're getting on well 1165 00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,660 With uh 1166 00:44:32,660 --> 00:44:33,820 With just life 1167 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:35,040 Just life in general 1168 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,100 I hope you're getting on well 1169 00:44:36,100 --> 00:44:36,760 Now 1170 00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:38,820 Situation 1171 00:44:38,820 --> 00:44:40,160 Here we are 1172 00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:47,660 Do you like wham bars man? 1173 00:44:48,460 --> 00:44:49,800 You'll soon harbor 1174 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,280 An awesome power 1175 00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:52,600 Lord 1176 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:53,040 Yes it seems 1177 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,460 You would rather choose 1178 00:44:54,460 --> 00:44:55,100 Death 1179 00:44:55,100 --> 00:44:55,960 Death 1180 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,280 You're taking Ashley back 1181 00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:58,560 Whether you like it or not 1182 00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,200 Ah the audacity of you 1183 00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:05,600 Super hand 1184 00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,580 Is what the uncle would say 1185 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,200 Wouldn't you Tom? 1186 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,300 It's a great impression 1187 00:45:11,300 --> 00:45:11,960 You do on me 1188 00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:15,580 It was a super strike 1189 00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:16,400 From that cunt 1190 00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:17,960 And he's getting all the bullets 1191 00:45:17,960 --> 00:45:18,700 Known to man 1192 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,220 Inside his chest 1193 00:45:20,220 --> 00:45:26,280 And thank you very much 1194 00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,100 C.J. McCormack 1195 00:45:29,100 --> 00:45:32,780 C.J. McCormack 1196 00:45:32,780 --> 00:45:36,640 Thanks very much C.J. 1197 00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:44,960 It sounds like he's blocked up 1198 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:48,160 Sounds like he needs to go for a Tom Tate 1199 00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:50,840 Rapid style commens- 1200 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,720 Commensation 1201 00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,120 Of a shit dispersal 1202 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,500 Move 1203 00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:56,500 Move 1204 00:45:56,500 --> 00:45:57,860 Let's go 1205 00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:01,640 Yeah we've no mic to save us now 1206 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,280 Unfortunately Mike got fucking 1207 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:04,940 Balloon timed 1208 00:46:04,940 --> 00:46:07,280 In the balloon time 1209 00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:10,980 He must have a steel plate in the back Tom 1210 00:46:10,980 --> 00:46:12,620 Must have 1211 00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:17,460 A big massive steel wedge in the back 1212 00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,900 Because that fucker is bulletproof 1213 00:46:19,900 --> 00:46:24,520 Bulletproof by Leroux there 1214 00:46:24,520 --> 00:46:26,040 Featuring 1215 00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,340 Lord 1216 00:46:27,340 --> 00:46:28,600 Rich 1217 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:29,500 Sadlier 1218 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:31,700 And now green herb time 1219 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:33,920 And a memo 1220 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,160 Now you know what that means 1221 00:46:35,160 --> 00:46:35,800 Jason 1222 00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:37,640 Barneveld 1223 00:46:37,640 --> 00:46:38,380 Patterson 1224 00:46:38,380 --> 00:46:39,040 The ninth 1225 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:40,160 Are you there sir? 1226 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:41,960 Hello 1227 00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,140 How the devil are you? 1228 00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:45,520 Don't answer 1229 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,640 I don't care 1230 00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:49,340 Let's get some memorandums read 1231 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:53,300 And some information dispersed into your mind 1232 00:46:53,300 --> 00:46:56,500 From the initial stages of the research 1233 00:46:56,500 --> 00:47:00,300 We have been searching for a safe and practical removal 1234 00:47:00,300 --> 00:47:02,660 Procedure of the plaga 1235 00:47:02,660 --> 00:47:04,760 Ironically 1236 00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:06,260 It turns out 1237 00:47:06,260 --> 00:47:08,760 That the real objective of this research 1238 00:47:08,760 --> 00:47:11,660 Was not to find a way to remove the plagues 1239 00:47:11,660 --> 00:47:13,140 From the infected persons 1240 00:47:13,140 --> 00:47:15,540 But to find a way 1241 00:47:15,540 --> 00:47:18,380 So that the plaga could not be removed 1242 00:47:18,380 --> 00:47:19,920 From the body easily 1243 00:47:19,920 --> 00:47:22,340 In the end 1244 00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,900 We are able 1245 00:47:23,900 --> 00:47:25,660 To find out 1246 00:47:25,660 --> 00:47:27,240 The plagues 1247 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,600 Could be removed 1248 00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,420 Only by exposing them to a special radiation 1249 00:47:31,420 --> 00:47:35,860 The only drawback with this method 1250 00:47:35,860 --> 00:47:39,700 Is that it is a very painful procedure 1251 00:47:39,700 --> 00:47:44,000 Since the plaga attaches itself to the nerves 1252 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:47,820 There is a possibility that it may impair the consciousness of the host 1253 00:47:47,820 --> 00:47:52,580 Another fact that must be mentioned is that once the plaga grows into an adult 1254 00:47:52,580 --> 00:47:55,320 The removal procedure could kill the host 1255 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,020 But perhaps death isn't so bad 1256 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:00,460 When you think about the alternative 1257 00:48:00,460 --> 00:48:03,580 Over and out 1258 00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:05,380 Woke moralists 1259 00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:19,020 Lovely lovely stuff there from Jimmy Barry pitiful the 17th Earl of Chaos 1260 00:48:19,020 --> 00:48:22,520 An absolute legend gemstone of a man 1261 00:48:22,520 --> 00:48:24,480 An uncut gem of a man Uncle Tom 1262 00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:27,820 I am your Uncle Tom 1263 00:48:27,820 --> 00:48:28,340 That's true 1264 00:48:28,340 --> 00:48:29,800 And he is a great man 1265 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:34,820 And we really do love the input that he has in this situation 1266 00:48:34,820 --> 00:48:35,960 Thanks very much 1267 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:36,860 Need him feed him 1268 00:48:36,860 --> 00:48:37,680 Thanks very much 1269 00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:41,020 Good selection of sail 1270 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,180 Good selection of things on sail 1271 00:48:43,180 --> 00:48:46,020 Stranger and I believe we have a golden links as well 1272 00:48:46,020 --> 00:48:48,540 Garnubius Flux 1273 00:48:48,540 --> 00:48:50,380 Thanks very much for joining us 1274 00:48:50,380 --> 00:48:53,040 And you've got some lovely emojis in the chat 1275 00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:54,200 Look at this 1276 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:57,100 A lovely golden links 1277 00:48:57,100 --> 00:48:59,860 It's sensual 1278 00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:04,540 And that idiot is gonna spend big money on it as well 1279 00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:07,460 Thank you 1280 00:49:07,460 --> 00:49:09,560 We've got what's known 1281 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,100 It's a pearl pendant or as it's known in French 1282 00:49:12,100 --> 00:49:15,480 Un pearl pendant 1283 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:23,460 Un pearl pendant 1284 00:49:23,460 --> 00:49:26,740 Lovely bit of French there 1285 00:49:26,740 --> 00:49:27,880 Keep the devil that shite 1286 00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:30,080 Cheeky peanut 1287 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,980 How the bloody hell are you cheeky peanut 1288 00:49:32,980 --> 00:49:36,700 Funny actually I was watching a news report earlier on 1289 00:49:36,700 --> 00:49:39,320 And it was the central criminal court 1290 00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,880 And it was chief justice 1291 00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,180 Do you know what his name was Tom? 1292 00:49:43,500 --> 00:49:44,480 Chief justice 1293 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,060 Justice Moriarty? 1294 00:49:47,020 --> 00:49:48,440 No that's old school I think 1295 00:49:48,440 --> 00:49:49,780 That was the Moriarty Tribunal 1296 00:49:49,780 --> 00:49:51,380 Hot judge thanks very much for the tip 1297 00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:53,620 Justice Brown? 1298 00:49:55,740 --> 00:49:56,600 Guess again 1299 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,280 Justice Herb Linehan? 1300 00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:02,380 You're nowhere near it 1301 00:50:02,380 --> 00:50:04,480 Justice Main Street? 1302 00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:06,680 You're getting closer 1303 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,320 Justice Barry White? 1304 00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:11,940 I'm just gonna come out and say it 1305 00:50:11,940 --> 00:50:14,380 Justice Porik Peanut? 1306 00:50:14,860 --> 00:50:15,560 Chief Justice 1307 00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:16,340 Can you believe that? 1308 00:50:16,400 --> 00:50:19,980 That's the name of one of the fucking main judges in the country 1309 00:50:19,980 --> 00:50:21,400 I don't believe it 1310 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:22,840 And I'll only believe it 1311 00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:24,020 When I see it 1312 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,220 Well hopefully you'll never see it 1313 00:50:26,220 --> 00:50:27,000 You'll never have to see it 1314 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,720 Thanks very much there for the tip there 1315 00:50:28,720 --> 00:50:29,620 Jimmy Peterson 1316 00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:32,260 Lovely bit of video gaming you say 1317 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:34,160 Now let's sell this infrared scope 1318 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:35,520 I think we don't need it anymore 1319 00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:41,180 And a semi-auto rifle scope 1320 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:45,260 Not even sure we even need any of the stuff here 1321 00:50:45,260 --> 00:50:46,820 I would like to buy a rocket launcher 1322 00:50:46,820 --> 00:50:47,840 Thanks very much Giller 1323 00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,080 Would love to see it play in Metal Gear 4 1324 00:50:50,080 --> 00:50:52,740 Could be a game worth revisiting 1325 00:50:52,740 --> 00:50:54,900 Because it did change the mould 1326 00:50:54,900 --> 00:50:56,500 The same way that Resident Evil 4 1327 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,200 Changed up its mould 1328 00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:01,640 From previous iterations of the Resident Evil franchise 1329 00:51:01,640 --> 00:51:02,200 Jimmy Peterson 1330 00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:02,820 Thanks very much 1331 00:51:02,820 --> 00:51:03,680 And Vernie Teabag 1332 00:51:03,680 --> 00:51:04,220 Thanks very much 1333 00:51:04,220 --> 00:51:05,500 Great to see the Dream Team back streaming 1334 00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:06,100 Again Francis 1335 00:51:06,100 --> 00:51:08,160 Can you ask Tommy if he wears any jewellery 1336 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:09,440 Or is that any piercings? 1337 00:51:10,560 --> 00:51:11,840 Not on my watch 1338 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:15,140 My body is a temper 1339 00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:18,700 And I don't want to ruin it 1340 00:51:18,700 --> 00:51:21,500 Yeah but you do ruin it from the inside 1341 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:22,640 With the amount of alcohol 1342 00:51:22,640 --> 00:51:23,220 Is that correct? 1343 00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:24,800 That's my business 1344 00:51:24,800 --> 00:51:26,520 Thanks very much Tom 1345 00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:28,000 Dublin City Simulator 1346 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:29,200 Thank you very much there 1347 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:32,660 And justice for Rick Peanut 1348 00:51:32,660 --> 00:51:34,220 Let's do up the 1349 00:51:34,220 --> 00:51:37,600 We don't really need to do that 1350 00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:40,000 The Broken Butterfly is at its maximum 1351 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:40,700 At the moment 1352 00:51:40,700 --> 00:51:44,040 Is there anything else we could buy there? 1353 00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,900 We've got no more bloody stuff 1354 00:51:45,900 --> 00:51:48,980 Thank you very much there justice 1355 00:51:48,980 --> 00:51:53,280 Let's buy a rocket launcher if he has it 1356 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:54,500 Tack Vest 1357 00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,300 Fuck that 1358 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:59,480 We do have that 1359 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:05,480 We've got magnum bullets 1360 00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:07,100 We've a rocket launcher 1361 00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:08,440 We've two grenades 1362 00:52:08,440 --> 00:52:10,320 That should do us 1363 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:11,820 I'd say that's going to do us 1364 00:52:11,820 --> 00:52:13,720 Thank you 1365 00:52:13,720 --> 00:52:20,340 You're feeling confident there 1366 00:52:20,340 --> 00:52:21,740 Thank you very much 1367 00:52:21,740 --> 00:52:22,860 Our main approver of stuff 1368 00:52:22,860 --> 00:52:23,840 You might want to save 1369 00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:25,660 Or sell some of that TMP shine 1370 00:52:25,660 --> 00:52:27,520 Thank you 1371 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,640 It came through on the phone 1372 00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:30,340 See you there Tom 1373 00:52:30,340 --> 00:52:31,420 Well that's what happens 1374 00:52:31,420 --> 00:52:32,840 If you stay on the phone line to me 1375 00:52:32,840 --> 00:52:34,540 Your audio through my 1376 00:52:34,540 --> 00:52:35,720 Through my earpiece 1377 00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:36,620 Comes through on the stream 1378 00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,320 It's bizarre 1379 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:40,120 Almost as bizarre as the time 1380 00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:41,720 It cut back to me 1381 00:52:41,720 --> 00:52:44,420 And your voice was coming through 1382 00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,460 And I was talking the exact same words 1383 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:47,840 That he had that time before 1384 00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:51,200 Yeah but we don't need to draw any attention to that 1385 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:53,260 Just a technical malfunction 1386 00:52:53,260 --> 00:52:54,620 Just get on with the selling 1387 00:52:54,620 --> 00:52:57,840 You can sell the guy 1388 00:52:57,840 --> 00:52:58,680 What are we going to sell him? 1389 00:52:58,740 --> 00:52:59,920 Oh TMP ammunition 1390 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:00,640 That's correct yeah 1391 00:53:00,640 --> 00:53:01,400 TMP ammo 1392 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:02,760 And they've got too much of it there 1393 00:53:02,760 --> 00:53:07,580 And thanks very much there 1394 00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:08,280 Darren Mack 1395 00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,120 Who's laughing in the chat there 1396 00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:12,980 I'm thanking you for a tip that you sent 1397 00:53:12,980 --> 00:53:14,100 Actually it came through 1398 00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:15,960 I forgot to fucking say thank you there 1399 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,340 It came through after the 1400 00:53:17,340 --> 00:53:19,700 The last video was taken down 1401 00:53:19,700 --> 00:53:20,440 Due to Wes 1402 00:53:20,440 --> 00:53:22,160 Wes got in touch 1403 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:23,180 Wes was on the phone 1404 00:53:23,180 --> 00:53:25,240 And he said 1405 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:27,100 He didn't want me using his fucking 1406 00:53:27,100 --> 00:53:28,180 Tunes anymore 1407 00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:29,680 And I feel as though 1408 00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:31,640 After a year of being away from the stream 1409 00:53:31,640 --> 00:53:34,360 YouTube has maybe become a little bit more strict 1410 00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:37,640 Because we were actually watching your stream there Tommy 1411 00:53:37,640 --> 00:53:39,360 Not from long ago when you were in Germany 1412 00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,880 Yep Chicago Bullock stream 1413 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,740 Yet to go back and revisit that 1414 00:53:43,740 --> 00:53:44,580 Looking forward to it 1415 00:53:44,580 --> 00:53:47,260 But it did get fucking kiboshed 1416 00:53:47,260 --> 00:53:50,160 Due to the amount of music that was playing 1417 00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,080 Yeah and I was worried there last 1418 00:53:52,080 --> 00:53:54,960 The last night now that we played the full Wes Alani video 1419 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:56,400 I thought well that warrants it 1420 00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,860 Maybe not because 1421 00:53:57,860 --> 00:54:00,440 There was no videos being played on your stream 1422 00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:01,280 It was just the tunes 1423 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:01,820 Is that correct? 1424 00:54:02,820 --> 00:54:03,400 Big time 1425 00:54:03,400 --> 00:54:04,220 Just the tunes 1426 00:54:04,220 --> 00:54:05,540 Daddy Yankee on the boys 1427 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:07,340 Thank you very much anyway 1428 00:54:07,340 --> 00:54:07,920 For the tip 1429 00:54:07,920 --> 00:54:09,320 Main approver of stuff 1430 00:54:09,320 --> 00:54:10,800 Hope you're getting on well 1431 00:54:10,800 --> 00:54:12,080 You say I've just received confirmation 1432 00:54:12,080 --> 00:54:13,060 The educational channel 1433 00:54:13,060 --> 00:54:15,000 Its content creators have been approved 1434 00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,960 Apparently there's a niche for transportation theme videos 1435 00:54:18,960 --> 00:54:20,700 With heavy banter infusion 1436 00:54:20,700 --> 00:54:21,340 Proceed 1437 00:54:21,340 --> 00:54:24,300 Wow sounds interesting 1438 00:54:24,300 --> 00:54:25,820 Sounds like an interesting tip 1439 00:54:25,820 --> 00:54:27,640 Just received confirmation 1440 00:54:27,640 --> 00:54:29,980 This educational channel 1441 00:54:29,980 --> 00:54:32,680 Its content and creators have been approved 1442 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:33,740 Don't know what that means 1443 00:54:33,740 --> 00:54:35,600 But it sounds like you're excited 1444 00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,520 And you want to pass on the excitement to us 1445 00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:39,000 But we can't get excited 1446 00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:40,880 Until we understand what you're excited about 1447 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:41,560 Isn't that correct? 1448 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,500 Yeah I just want to reiterate 1449 00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,240 We don't understand what the tip meant 1450 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:46,100 What the message meant 1451 00:54:46,100 --> 00:54:48,080 We want to be excited like it 1452 00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:49,240 But we don't understand it 1453 00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:49,580 Please 1454 00:54:49,580 --> 00:54:50,420 More information 1455 00:54:50,420 --> 00:54:51,840 In the chat there maybe 1456 00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:57,480 Right. Get the hell out of here and let's get 1457 00:54:57,480 --> 00:55:00,840 popping with this situation here. We've got to 1458 00:55:00,840 --> 00:55:02,900 reload that. 1459 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:08,860 Reload that. Only got five rounds in that. 1460 00:55:09,860 --> 00:55:12,600 I think this can take us up to... We've got no more rounds there. 1461 00:55:12,600 --> 00:55:12,980 We've got that. 1462 00:55:16,520 --> 00:55:19,160 We've got a broken butterfly. Okay. Great stuff. 1463 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:27,980 Yeah, it sounds like something. 1464 00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:32,340 This educational channel, its content and creators have been approved. 1465 00:55:32,740 --> 00:55:36,660 Approved for what, though? I don't understand you. Are we going the right way here? 1466 00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:39,860 Oh, we're going the right way, alright. It's the fucking 1467 00:55:39,860 --> 00:55:45,160 sound that you don't want to hear of an absolute lunatic. 1468 00:55:45,160 --> 00:56:03,980 You should be coming around the corner now. That was nice. Oh yeah. And you really love it when that... When a plan like that comes together. Watch out, he's gonna come back around again. Burt back around. The look. 1469 00:56:03,980 --> 00:56:12,360 I've come. It's in your eyes. 1470 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:20,400 It's nice, this. It's really nice. It's friendly. 1471 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:28,460 And we've only got two of these scum-sucking rounds left. Hopefully the scum-sucker is still ready to take pain. 1472 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,960 We're ready to take his pain away and send him to the final realm. 1473 00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:37,520 If he wants. If that's what he wants, we can do that. 1474 00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:38,760 Hey lad. Kasava. 1475 00:56:39,400 --> 00:56:43,020 Maybe we can go around here. Reload this. We've got no more rounds, though. 1476 00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:44,780 Did he run away? 1477 00:56:46,820 --> 00:56:51,060 I think you did it. I just think that was it. There's no more scum-bags left. 1478 00:56:52,160 --> 00:56:52,760 Follow me. 1479 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:01,800 I just have a little touch of banana here. 1480 00:57:02,220 --> 00:57:05,380 Will Tommy be doing Warzone 2? Asks Alan B4. 1481 00:57:06,220 --> 00:57:07,660 Tommy, can you field that? 1482 00:57:08,980 --> 00:57:11,240 Well, we have a situation 1483 00:57:11,240 --> 00:57:12,640 which isn't 1484 00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:15,660 optimum at the moment. We do understand 1485 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:17,540 that it's a situation 1486 00:57:17,540 --> 00:57:19,540 whereby we'd like to have it on 1487 00:57:19,540 --> 00:57:21,980 I think, Francis, you were saying you'd like to have it on the PC. 1488 00:57:22,980 --> 00:57:24,340 But you don't have 1489 00:57:24,340 --> 00:57:26,540 the power capability to have it on PC 1490 00:57:26,540 --> 00:57:29,100 and then stream it, so you'd probably get it on the PS4. 1491 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:30,800 But then, you've got a problem 1492 00:57:30,800 --> 00:57:31,500 with that as well. 1493 00:57:32,580 --> 00:57:33,980 Problem with that, Tom, is 1494 00:57:33,980 --> 00:57:36,560 PS4 is not 1495 00:57:36,560 --> 00:57:38,260 going to get you the graphics 1496 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:40,180 and resolution into the future. 1497 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:41,880 We know that Warzone is going to be 1498 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:44,180 probably a fixture in our lives 1499 00:57:44,180 --> 00:57:45,640 at some point. 1500 00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:46,280 We need 1501 00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:48,200 we need full-frame capabilities. 1502 00:57:49,260 --> 00:57:50,240 And I'm 1503 00:57:50,240 --> 00:57:51,960 I just don't want to fucking be 1504 00:57:51,960 --> 00:57:53,200 goosed, you know. 1505 00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:55,100 And here's the situation right now. 1506 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:06,900 I don't know what you're doing here, but you need to make sure you've got all your eggs lined up in a row. 1507 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:14,620 Poor Puss, thank you very, very much for the tip there. 1508 00:58:14,700 --> 00:58:16,560 Can you wish Owen Kremen all the best? 1509 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,720 He came off the ladder earlier. 1510 00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,820 And is it A&E at the moment? 1511 00:58:19,920 --> 00:58:21,420 Sorry to hear that, Owen. 1512 00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,420 Owen Kremen, how are you? 1513 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:26,040 Sorry to hear about your accident. 1514 00:58:26,280 --> 00:58:27,660 It's Tommy here just barging in. 1515 00:58:28,500 --> 00:58:30,120 Wanted to say get well soon. 1516 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,940 Hopefully that means I had a bit of a fucking situation. 1517 00:58:33,060 --> 00:58:34,140 I should have gone to the doctor. 1518 00:58:34,580 --> 00:58:35,260 Got an x-ray. 1519 00:58:36,460 --> 00:58:37,580 Myself over the summer. 1520 00:58:38,960 --> 00:58:41,580 Still feeling it, but it's a good job that you're in hospital. 1521 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:42,500 They'll look after you. 1522 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:44,840 They will. 1523 00:58:44,940 --> 00:58:45,460 That's their job. 1524 00:58:45,520 --> 00:58:46,460 That's what they're paid for. 1525 00:58:46,540 --> 00:58:48,940 You'd hope that they'd look after you. 1526 00:58:50,220 --> 00:58:51,940 And we've a red herb there as well. 1527 00:58:51,980 --> 00:58:54,140 And a lovely little bit of a magnum ammunition. 1528 00:58:54,580 --> 00:58:58,620 And magnumoniously, we're going to go back outside again. 1529 00:58:58,720 --> 00:59:01,740 I'm not particularly too sure we should have even been in here at this moment. 1530 00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:08,460 See, we go down here. 1531 00:59:09,000 --> 00:59:11,160 And the pace is relentless at the moment. 1532 00:59:11,380 --> 00:59:14,780 Have you ever played Evil Within from the creator Resident Evil? 1533 00:59:14,900 --> 00:59:15,500 I haven't. 1534 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:16,600 Never even heard about it. 1535 00:59:17,180 --> 00:59:18,480 Never even heard about it. 1536 00:59:19,060 --> 00:59:24,400 But back to the conversation is that I don't believe in those next-gen consoles. 1537 00:59:25,720 --> 00:59:33,820 Because just yet, I can't see myself buying the fucking game. 1538 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:38,480 The games that are coming out, I don't really think it's worth having that. 1539 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:39,520 And there's still life. 1540 00:59:39,680 --> 00:59:41,240 There's still life in the PS4. 1541 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:48,020 But for Warzone, it needs to be high frames and good resolution. 1542 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,180 So, rocking a hard place at the moment. 1543 00:59:53,860 --> 00:59:55,040 Rocking a hard place. 1544 00:59:55,840 --> 00:59:57,860 Just like Leo. 1545 00:59:58,980 --> 01:00:00,780 Leon S. Kennedy is at the moment. 1546 01:00:00,920 --> 01:00:02,180 Leo DiCaprio, I was going to say. 1547 01:00:03,520 --> 01:00:05,760 He does look like a DiCaprio. 1548 01:00:05,760 --> 01:00:12,080 He has a DiCaprio vibe early days before he changed into his final form, DiCaprio. 1549 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:29,860 What I would like to ask, and what I'd want to know about is... 1550 01:00:29,860 --> 01:00:35,600 PS, if it was going to be a toss between the two, what is better here? 1551 01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:38,460 I've had PlayStation since day dot. 1552 01:00:39,760 --> 01:00:42,240 I've never bothered with the Xbox myself. 1553 01:00:44,560 --> 01:00:45,160 But something... 1554 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:45,760 But something... 1555 01:00:45,760 --> 01:00:51,900 Something inside so strong is saying to me that if it was to go one of the way, I'd change. 1556 01:00:51,960 --> 01:00:53,220 I'd defect from Sony. 1557 01:00:53,840 --> 01:00:57,040 The Japanese boys, I'd have to say, sayonara to you, lads. 1558 01:00:57,580 --> 01:01:00,540 It's time to go to Daddy Yankee's gaff. 1559 01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,420 And down a few mountain dews. 1560 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:05,580 The drink, dew. 1561 01:01:06,060 --> 01:01:10,040 And then play on the Xbox scenario. 1562 01:01:10,820 --> 01:01:11,560 What do you say? 1563 01:01:11,620 --> 01:01:13,200 What do you think about that out there? 1564 01:01:13,320 --> 01:01:14,540 What are your thoughts? 1565 01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:15,240 What are your feelings? 1566 01:01:15,420 --> 01:01:15,920 Let me know. 1567 01:01:18,900 --> 01:01:20,920 PC gaming might be the future, Tony B. 1568 01:01:21,320 --> 01:01:26,980 But in order to stream as well as game, you probably need to get a second PC in order to do the streaming. 1569 01:01:26,980 --> 01:01:28,240 To handle that work. 1570 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:32,240 And then you're buying a graphics card to handle the workload of the game as well. 1571 01:01:32,540 --> 01:01:34,960 It's a lot of money, like. 1572 01:01:38,300 --> 01:01:41,280 I'm not particularly too sure VR gaming is the future. 1573 01:01:41,740 --> 01:01:43,040 Jonathan, thank you very much. 1574 01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:43,900 Richie Sadler. 1575 01:01:45,080 --> 01:01:46,000 Loves a Radler. 1576 01:01:46,540 --> 01:01:48,140 Jimmy Beavers, thank you very much. 1577 01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:52,460 And Anguished Panda, thank you very much for that tip as well. 1578 01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:54,680 Make sure I've got a big tripod. 1579 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:55,600 Thank you very much. 1580 01:01:56,380 --> 01:01:57,640 And, uh... 1581 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,360 Yeah. 1582 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,360 Got to be there, Len. 1583 01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:00,540 Thanks very much for that. 1584 01:02:06,540 --> 01:02:07,260 Don't buy... 1585 01:02:07,260 --> 01:02:08,700 Buy the vest, says Dan. 1586 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:12,100 I don't know. 1587 01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:13,640 I don't know if I really need it. 1588 01:02:14,420 --> 01:02:16,300 I think I might be able to take out this guy. 1589 01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,740 As I recall, he was an anticlimactic beast. 1590 01:02:19,260 --> 01:02:20,060 The final beast. 1591 01:02:21,700 --> 01:02:22,960 Is this where we're going to go... 1592 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:23,760 Is this the right place? 1593 01:02:23,760 --> 01:02:24,640 Oh, it's this the other way. 1594 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,620 We'll get confused a bit. 1595 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:28,300 Shane, thanks very much for the Shane. 1596 01:02:30,060 --> 01:02:31,320 Lovely to have a bit of Shane. 1597 01:02:32,380 --> 01:02:32,820 Dispatched. 1598 01:02:34,100 --> 01:02:34,660 Amongst us. 1599 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:35,460 Hello, Franklin. 1600 01:02:35,600 --> 01:02:37,920 Any news on Black Mamba Part 2, Frank? 1601 01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:39,880 Yeah. 1602 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:43,400 Uh, no news on that at the moment now. 1603 01:02:43,480 --> 01:02:44,260 Tonight now. 1604 01:02:44,380 --> 01:02:44,700 Jay. 1605 01:02:46,480 --> 01:02:46,840 Hello. 1606 01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,840 I'm back again. 1607 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:51,780 Jay to the B to the P. 1608 01:02:52,380 --> 01:02:53,460 The realest MC. 1609 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:54,960 You know me. 1610 01:02:55,260 --> 01:02:55,660 MC. 1611 01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:57,940 Not meaning Master of Ceremonies. 1612 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,220 Although I could be referred to as that at time to time. 1613 01:03:02,660 --> 01:03:08,440 But right now, MC means Memorandum Commandeer. 1614 01:03:09,100 --> 01:03:14,440 And I will dispatch beautiful words of wisdom from this memo. 1615 01:03:15,020 --> 01:03:19,200 Seemingly is a memorandum from the President of the United States of America. 1616 01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:26,420 The real power of the United States lies in three areas. 1617 01:03:26,940 --> 01:03:28,720 Schultz, thank you for the tip. 1618 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,240 The Justice Department. 1619 01:03:31,920 --> 01:03:33,920 The Administrative De-bodies. 1620 01:03:34,200 --> 01:03:35,020 Sorry about that. 1621 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,220 The Justice Department. 1622 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,940 The Administrative Bodies. 1623 01:03:39,260 --> 01:03:40,080 And the Military. 1624 01:03:41,460 --> 01:03:44,520 In order to take control of these areas, 1625 01:03:45,060 --> 01:03:49,360 we must influence the minds of the people who advise the President. 1626 01:03:50,640 --> 01:03:51,960 After this is done, 1627 01:03:52,460 --> 01:03:57,300 the rest of the departments will quickly fall under our sway. 1628 01:03:58,080 --> 01:03:59,520 If by chance, 1629 01:03:59,780 --> 01:04:02,640 the United States were to figure out our plan, 1630 01:04:03,380 --> 01:04:05,300 the damage cost should be minimal. 1631 01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:12,060 We will still be able to conquer the country as planned using our backup plan. 1632 01:04:12,180 --> 01:04:12,860 Plan B. 1633 01:04:15,240 --> 01:04:21,440 Once we control the country, we will use our international influence to our advantage. 1634 01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,880 The rest of the world will fall swiftly. 1635 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:31,220 As already stated, if our first plan doesn't go as smoothly as expected, 1636 01:04:31,220 --> 01:04:38,560 we will proceed with our secondary plan by sending in our special forces. 1637 01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,600 We will infiltrate the country from within. 1638 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,000 Fear and chaos! 1639 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:46,640 Chaos! 1640 01:04:47,300 --> 01:04:50,380 We'll spread through the nation like a virus. 1641 01:04:51,860 --> 01:04:59,500 And many young men will go without a father-figure-like word from any of their prospective father figures. 1642 01:05:01,500 --> 01:05:06,400 It'll only be a matter of time before the country loses its stability. 1643 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:09,640 At that time, 1644 01:05:10,260 --> 01:05:12,060 when they're most vulnerable, 1645 01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:13,940 we will strike! 1646 01:05:15,980 --> 01:05:16,720 Are you alright there, Jay? 1647 01:05:16,800 --> 01:05:17,320 Are you crying? 1648 01:05:17,400 --> 01:05:18,640 Are you shnagging men, are you? 1649 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,260 Rejoice, my brethren! 1650 01:05:23,040 --> 01:05:24,260 Are you fucking crying men? 1651 01:05:25,220 --> 01:05:27,740 The world shall soon be cleansed! 1652 01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:31,620 Fuck you, woke moralists! 1653 01:05:33,620 --> 01:05:40,560 Thanks very much there for an absolutely beautiful and finalistic final word of wisdom there from the man. 1654 01:05:42,260 --> 01:05:42,860 Jimmy. 1655 01:05:44,980 --> 01:05:45,700 Botchwald. 1656 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:48,540 Polonium 5. 1657 01:05:49,660 --> 01:05:53,500 An incredible, anachronistic man. 1658 01:05:54,500 --> 01:05:56,440 With many, many talents. 1659 01:05:57,540 --> 01:05:58,680 Including the talent 1660 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:00,740 of chaos. 1661 01:06:01,180 --> 01:06:03,240 Being able to mediate chaos 1662 01:06:03,240 --> 01:06:06,160 with smooth, oratorical vibes. 1663 01:06:06,360 --> 01:06:07,260 And at times, 1664 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,960 cryptid language. 1665 01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,360 Encrypted language. 1666 01:06:10,820 --> 01:06:12,160 That can't even be deciphered. 1667 01:06:12,240 --> 01:06:14,840 I doubt even he would be able to decipher that. 1668 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:17,780 Some man. 1669 01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:19,080 Some man for the chat. 1670 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,020 Some man for the memorandums. 1671 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:21,280 No. 1672 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,460 I think what you've got to do here, 1673 01:06:23,560 --> 01:06:25,600 it's a case of racket launcher and grenades. 1674 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:29,960 Yeah, I'm thinking a grenade. 1675 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:32,600 A bit of broken butterfly. 1676 01:06:34,520 --> 01:06:36,200 Then maybe another grenade. 1677 01:06:36,340 --> 01:06:37,100 Maybe a shotgun. 1678 01:06:37,340 --> 01:06:39,500 And then maybe taking the fucker out with the, uh... 1679 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:43,240 The racket launcher nice and smoothly. 1680 01:06:45,240 --> 01:06:47,120 grenades all over the gap says, 1681 01:06:47,240 --> 01:06:48,440 no jaw, Jimmy. 1682 01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:50,180 Maximum explosivity. 1683 01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:52,180 Thanks very much for, uh... 1684 01:06:53,140 --> 01:06:55,560 Telling us to go that, that, in that direction. 1685 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:58,520 Uh, Shane, meaning Shane Carty. 1686 01:06:58,580 --> 01:06:59,320 Thank you very much. 1687 01:06:59,380 --> 01:07:00,120 Hello again, Frank. 1688 01:07:00,260 --> 01:07:01,640 Rumor has it you have worms. 1689 01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:02,960 Is there any truth in the matter? 1690 01:07:03,280 --> 01:07:04,720 Look, I went to the doctor. 1691 01:07:05,040 --> 01:07:06,060 I got the pills. 1692 01:07:06,420 --> 01:07:07,240 They're gone now. 1693 01:07:07,500 --> 01:07:07,780 Okay? 1694 01:07:08,280 --> 01:07:10,560 It might have been a case back in the day. 1695 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:11,640 But it isn't now. 1696 01:07:13,060 --> 01:07:13,300 Yep. 1697 01:07:13,540 --> 01:07:15,580 It's great that you got that situation started out. 1698 01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:18,060 Because you were the laughing stock of that village at one stage. 1699 01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:21,340 Look, it doesn't matter what happened in the past. 1700 01:07:21,640 --> 01:07:22,440 The past is not me. 1701 01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:23,560 The future isn't me. 1702 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,540 What is me is right here, right now. 1703 01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:26,520 No worms. 1704 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,400 Coming out of me. 1705 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:32,780 Which is more than can be said for some of the scumbags you're about to face now. 1706 01:07:33,300 --> 01:07:34,440 Let's get that show on the road. 1707 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,240 Big time. 1708 01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:37,380 B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b- 1709 01:07:37,380 --> 01:07:39,080 Big time. 1710 01:07:43,780 --> 01:07:44,760 Reload that. 1711 01:07:46,460 --> 01:07:47,300 Open that. 1712 01:07:47,420 --> 01:07:48,040 And here we go. 1713 01:07:48,120 --> 01:07:48,680 It's all on. 1714 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,100 It's getting that way. 1715 01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:50,840 It's getting that way. 1716 01:07:53,020 --> 01:07:57,140 We've yet another fucking man that we have to talk to here. 1717 01:07:57,300 --> 01:07:58,420 See a man about a dog. 1718 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,480 I wonder do you get extra points for finishing with loads of cash. 1719 01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:03,880 Welcome. 1720 01:08:06,200 --> 01:08:08,440 Got a selection of good things. 1721 01:08:08,500 --> 01:08:09,400 What are you selling? 1722 01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:18,600 Couldn't really tell you, but I mean, you'd have to get rid of as much as you can, to be honest, because you might need to have some space in the inventory. 1723 01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,580 Thank you. 1724 01:08:21,820 --> 01:08:22,920 When shit gets real. 1725 01:08:24,140 --> 01:08:25,200 What are you buying? 1726 01:08:27,860 --> 01:08:28,660 Is that all? 1727 01:08:29,200 --> 01:08:31,380 With the tack vest got. 1728 01:08:33,060 --> 01:08:33,860 Mine thrower. 1729 01:08:34,020 --> 01:08:35,800 There's no more rocket launchers. 1730 01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,120 We've already got those taken care of. 1731 01:08:38,180 --> 01:08:39,900 The killer seven could be nice. 1732 01:08:41,140 --> 01:08:44,020 But then you'd spend all day doing it up. 1733 01:08:47,720 --> 01:08:50,740 You get to keep it for a second playthrough, says OSW. 1734 01:08:51,280 --> 01:08:52,340 I would use it all now. 1735 01:08:52,400 --> 01:08:54,200 So you're telling me if I get the killer seven? 1736 01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:59,960 That'll be there for the second playthrough, is it? 1737 01:09:01,740 --> 01:09:03,560 Just buy what you like and have a great time. 1738 01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:09,520 So what I have now in my inventory I get on the second playthrough is that you carry on your caching items into the next playthrough. 1739 01:09:09,940 --> 01:09:11,320 Killer seven it is then, so. 1740 01:09:11,320 --> 01:09:25,160 Killer seven, please. 1741 01:09:25,160 --> 01:09:31,240 Killer seven, please. 1742 01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:33,080 Is that all? 1743 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:37,800 Probably won't have enough cash to do it up big time, you know? 1744 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,100 Thank you. 1745 01:09:40,100 --> 01:09:42,020 What are you buying? 1746 01:09:43,580 --> 01:09:45,660 Is the killer seven a fucking mag? 1747 01:09:46,240 --> 01:09:46,680 Yeah, it is. 1748 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:48,840 Is that all? 1749 01:09:49,100 --> 01:09:49,880 Is that all? 1750 01:09:51,160 --> 01:09:52,660 Is that all stranger? 1751 01:09:55,040 --> 01:09:57,040 Is that all? 1752 01:09:57,040 --> 01:09:57,040 Is that all? 1753 01:09:58,240 --> 01:09:59,040 Thank you. 1754 01:10:01,940 --> 01:10:03,200 What are you selling? 1755 01:10:05,020 --> 01:10:07,860 So is it worth selling some of this fucking stuff? 1756 01:10:07,860 --> 01:10:08,180 Is that all? 1757 01:10:08,180 --> 01:10:08,560 I don't know. 1758 01:10:09,700 --> 01:10:11,120 Stock of the red nine. 1759 01:10:12,280 --> 01:10:12,740 No. 1760 01:10:15,840 --> 01:10:16,760 Fuck, that'll do. 1761 01:10:17,220 --> 01:10:17,820 Let's do it. 1762 01:10:18,020 --> 01:10:18,560 Let's do this. 1763 01:10:19,500 --> 01:10:20,200 It's the end. 1764 01:10:20,280 --> 01:10:22,080 We're reaching end game now. 1765 01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:25,760 End game away. 1766 01:10:28,200 --> 01:10:31,820 Big time beast coming right out the rat trap. 1767 01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:39,460 Take that green herb and then we down the steps here. 1768 01:10:42,800 --> 01:10:44,360 And now end game approaches. 1769 01:10:46,740 --> 01:10:47,820 Something's not right. 1770 01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,040 Ashley, you stay here. 1771 01:10:54,400 --> 01:10:57,940 Jesus Christ. 1772 01:11:01,880 --> 01:11:03,660 Idra Wang is hanging. 1773 01:11:04,240 --> 01:11:06,160 Hopefully she's not diced. 1774 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:13,720 A lovely bit of Saddler action here. 1775 01:11:16,620 --> 01:11:18,120 I've got the tack vest. 1776 01:11:18,120 --> 01:11:20,840 Better try a new trick because that one's getting old. 1777 01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,440 Unbelievable knifesmanship there from Leon. 1778 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:41,920 A sweet, sweet, sweet Ada Wong drop off the rope trick shot that he'd been practicing in his bedroom for the last two and a half months before the fucking mission actually happened really. 1779 01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:47,400 That's not the way I wanted. 1780 01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:50,860 I will help you awaken from your world of cliche. 1781 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:54,600 These guys should have been taken into custody early on. 1782 01:11:54,600 --> 01:11:55,860 The guard should have been called. 1783 01:11:56,340 --> 01:11:59,500 We shouldn't have to deal with them in the way we're about to deal with them. 1784 01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:00,660 The law. 1785 01:12:01,580 --> 01:12:06,300 We pay the taxes of the fucking law to deal with scum like this. 1786 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:07,920 Where are they when you need them? 1787 01:12:08,120 --> 01:12:08,620 The answer? 1788 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:09,700 Nowhere to be seen. 1789 01:12:10,120 --> 01:12:11,760 Time for a grenade to this guy. 1790 01:12:12,440 --> 01:12:14,740 Time to take him down to Grenada Wong town. 1791 01:12:14,820 --> 01:12:16,000 Look at the state of him. 1792 01:12:16,580 --> 01:12:17,500 A bad night. 1793 01:12:17,660 --> 01:12:21,520 He must have had a bad pint or something because he's a demonic presence today. 1794 01:12:22,440 --> 01:12:23,460 Locking down elevator. 1795 01:12:23,820 --> 01:12:25,300 And it's beginning to piss down. 1796 01:12:26,120 --> 01:12:28,300 In true Mayo fashion. 1797 01:12:28,540 --> 01:12:30,260 Exactly as the day went today. 1798 01:12:30,600 --> 01:12:33,960 Let's get this grenade going big time right now. 1799 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:39,940 And then get this killer seven going. 1800 01:12:40,060 --> 01:12:43,060 Hopefully that really takes us down. 1801 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,980 That's a lovely scenario. 1802 01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:48,380 Now he's opening up for us. 1803 01:12:48,920 --> 01:12:50,220 And that's a lovely one. 1804 01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,760 I wonder if we take him out again. 1805 01:12:53,740 --> 01:12:54,860 Or grenade him again. 1806 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,180 That could be dangerous. 1807 01:13:04,100 --> 01:13:06,120 Now let's use this fucking rocket. 1808 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:13,120 Use this. 1809 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,460 Now that's a sweet, sweet piece of beef right there. 1810 01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:19,980 It's the Ada Wong Memorial Trophy Cup. 1811 01:13:20,420 --> 01:13:21,840 What we'll do is we'll equip this. 1812 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:25,560 And then we'll do our little trick. 1813 01:13:26,580 --> 01:13:27,720 Trick Shot Deluxe. 1814 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:30,280 Hopefully it's triggered. 1815 01:13:30,480 --> 01:13:32,280 The Trick Shot Deluxe has triggered. 1816 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:40,220 What's going on here? 1817 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:42,260 What's going on here? 1818 01:13:43,740 --> 01:13:45,300 Why is that gate not opening? 1819 01:13:45,460 --> 01:13:45,600 Okay. 1820 01:13:53,280 --> 01:13:54,860 He's taking the piss. 1821 01:13:56,080 --> 01:13:57,260 Now we've got a super. 1822 01:13:57,580 --> 01:13:59,180 It's a rocket launcher special. 1823 01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,980 Let's examine that up here. 1824 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,340 It's a rocket launcher. 1825 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:03,480 It finds a special rocket. 1826 01:14:03,620 --> 01:14:04,340 Perfect weapon. 1827 01:14:04,560 --> 01:14:05,900 To exterminate the boss. 1828 01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,540 Let's equip that. 1829 01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:12,840 See you later, Pat. 1830 01:14:15,280 --> 01:14:16,500 Lovely stuff. 1831 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:21,660 See you in hell, Pat. 1832 01:14:24,940 --> 01:14:25,420 Absolutely. 1833 01:14:25,580 --> 01:14:26,640 Tuck him to the cleaners. 1834 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:27,780 One fell swoop. 1835 01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:31,660 A lovely bag of meanies. 1836 01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:32,500 Hanley Man. 1837 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:33,940 Thank you very much for the tip. 1838 01:14:34,700 --> 01:14:38,280 And everybody out there, thank you very much for the support. 1839 01:14:38,720 --> 01:14:38,860 Mark. 1840 01:14:38,960 --> 01:14:39,180 Oof. 1841 01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:40,040 Jesus Christ. 1842 01:14:40,580 --> 01:14:41,580 Sorry, Leon. 1843 01:14:41,980 --> 01:14:42,320 Jesus. 1844 01:14:43,140 --> 01:14:44,120 Didn't remember that. 1845 01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:46,780 You do know what this is. 1846 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:50,500 You've been shwindled by a beautiful femme fatale. 1847 01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:52,280 It's an old trope. 1848 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,060 Crazy bit of business. 1849 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:56,400 And look at the style. 1850 01:14:56,580 --> 01:14:57,420 And the elegance. 1851 01:14:57,960 --> 01:14:59,300 And the panache that she has. 1852 01:15:00,500 --> 01:15:01,460 Unbelievable stuff. 1853 01:15:04,380 --> 01:15:05,760 Is that Mike? 1854 01:15:08,400 --> 01:15:10,500 Is that Mike in the helicopter? 1855 01:15:16,240 --> 01:15:19,080 It's probably another lover. 1856 01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:21,600 Probably another lover of Ada. 1857 01:15:21,600 --> 01:15:23,300 Better get a move on. 1858 01:15:23,500 --> 01:15:24,600 She's giving you a dig out. 1859 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:26,660 She's giving you a dig out. 1860 01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:28,120 Great legs. 1861 01:15:29,880 --> 01:15:30,620 Fucking hell. 1862 01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:32,240 I actually forgot about that. 1863 01:15:32,340 --> 01:15:32,940 And look at that. 1864 01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,220 Isn't that adorable, everybody? 1865 01:15:35,420 --> 01:15:37,140 A beautiful teddy bear key ring. 1866 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:39,140 A main approver of stuff. 1867 01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:40,740 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1868 01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:42,900 I just approved a business idea for you. 1869 01:15:42,980 --> 01:15:43,580 Uber bus. 1870 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:44,900 Open the app. 1871 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,420 Call in a Sotero band. 1872 01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:49,400 A minute later, Classy Rye pulls up for your gaff success formula. 1873 01:15:49,540 --> 01:15:51,520 Thank you very much, main approver of stuff. 1874 01:15:51,520 --> 01:15:54,420 Mike was a hologram. 1875 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,840 Maybe that was Mike in the helicopter. 1876 01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,480 It was Hong Kong, Mike. 1877 01:16:02,240 --> 01:16:03,340 Ada Wang's friend. 1878 01:16:03,420 --> 01:16:04,480 But she's an American. 1879 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:09,300 I think she's American Japanese, maybe. 1880 01:16:10,360 --> 01:16:12,260 Maybe one of the military brats. 1881 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:13,000 One of those. 1882 01:16:13,100 --> 01:16:14,880 It's always one of those situations, isn't it? 1883 01:16:14,880 --> 01:16:17,240 Where it's born on an airbase. 1884 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:20,140 That lived a different unconventional life. 1885 01:16:21,620 --> 01:16:24,120 You'd want to get a fucking move on fairly rapid here. 1886 01:16:24,180 --> 01:16:25,260 Because they're about to get killed. 1887 01:16:26,700 --> 01:16:27,920 I'm just wondering, actually, lads. 1888 01:16:27,960 --> 01:16:29,040 Where the hell I'm going here. 1889 01:16:29,080 --> 01:16:30,860 I don't know where I'm actually meant to be going. 1890 01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,200 The jacket's all over the gaff. 1891 01:16:34,540 --> 01:16:37,180 Does anybody know where I'm meant to be heading there, lads? 1892 01:16:46,480 --> 01:16:47,480 Take that gun out. 1893 01:16:49,420 --> 01:16:50,420 Hello, line four. 1894 01:16:50,920 --> 01:16:51,860 Back down the lift. 1895 01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,820 The lift that we came up in. 1896 01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,080 Okay. 1897 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:53,180 Okay. 1898 01:16:55,980 --> 01:17:02,100 Thank you very much there for the advice on where to go. 1899 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:05,020 We've got one minute 55, 54. 1900 01:17:05,260 --> 01:17:06,720 It's not over yet, Snake. 1901 01:17:06,840 --> 01:17:08,000 It's not over yet. 1902 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:11,720 We have to get on a fucking jet ski and do the gods on us through town. 1903 01:17:13,260 --> 01:17:13,820 Come on. 1904 01:17:14,680 --> 01:17:15,920 It's going to blow, he said. 1905 01:17:15,980 --> 01:17:16,640 It's going to blow. 1906 01:17:20,060 --> 01:17:25,320 Let's see if I can take this down in one fell swoop of a go. 1907 01:17:25,320 --> 01:17:29,140 It's tough. 1908 01:17:29,260 --> 01:17:29,840 It's not easy. 1909 01:17:30,160 --> 01:17:32,280 Running through tunnels at pace. 1910 01:17:32,380 --> 01:17:35,460 You need to make sure that you've caught her, the president's daughter. 1911 01:17:38,040 --> 01:17:42,180 And then it's all about getting on that jet ski and bombing her through the tunnels of love. 1912 01:17:44,660 --> 01:17:45,880 Lovely bit of tunnel action. 1913 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:46,480 Tunnelistics. 1914 01:17:46,740 --> 01:17:48,580 Let's use that combination key. 1915 01:17:48,780 --> 01:17:49,780 Use the jet ski key. 1916 01:17:50,940 --> 01:17:52,380 Call me Jet Ski Johnny. 1917 01:17:53,600 --> 01:17:54,380 Get on the back. 1918 01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,200 And let's ride the waves. 1919 01:17:58,040 --> 01:17:58,360 Now. 1920 01:18:01,540 --> 01:18:02,640 This is nice, Tom. 1921 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,020 What do you think about this, Tom? 1922 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:05,380 How do you like me now, Tom? 1923 01:18:06,080 --> 01:18:06,680 I like it. 1924 01:18:06,900 --> 01:18:07,500 I'm loving it. 1925 01:18:07,780 --> 01:18:08,700 You going to go over the jumps? 1926 01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:10,120 Lovely stuff. 1927 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:11,220 Nice bit of jump pitch. 1928 01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,860 Landing smoothly as well. 1929 01:18:14,160 --> 01:18:15,320 Place is blowing up. 1930 01:18:17,160 --> 01:18:19,000 Lovely bit of transportation, Tom. 1931 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:19,820 Behind us. 1932 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:19,820 Behind us. 1933 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:19,840 Behind us. 1934 01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:20,380 Behind us. 1935 01:18:20,380 --> 01:18:21,500 You want to watch out? 1936 01:18:21,840 --> 01:18:22,720 Watch your arse. 1937 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,880 Because there's lads coming up behind you. 1938 01:18:25,380 --> 01:18:29,520 And as transportation methods go, you can accelerate with the dub. 1939 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:34,740 Oh, you fucked it. 1940 01:18:36,180 --> 01:18:37,240 And then we fucked it. 1941 01:18:37,240 --> 01:18:37,860 We were trying to. 1942 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,200 Yeah, we were pressing accelerate. 1943 01:18:39,500 --> 01:18:41,720 I actually forgot that I was pressing it. 1944 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:49,180 I was tapping Z to accelerate, but forgot that I actually was already holding down the acceleration key. 1945 01:18:49,600 --> 01:18:51,140 No matter, no mind. 1946 01:18:51,220 --> 01:18:54,700 Let's get back on that piece and absolutely blow these waves. 1947 01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:57,320 Get on the back, sweetheart. 1948 01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,000 Yep. 1949 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,520 Took your eye off the game for a moment. 1950 01:19:02,980 --> 01:19:04,420 And bad stuff happened to you. 1951 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:07,180 That's maybe a metaphor for life as well. 1952 01:19:08,020 --> 01:19:09,320 Always keep your eye on the game. 1953 01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:11,700 Liam Rogers, thank you very much for the tip. 1954 01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:12,460 Rip a runa's. 1955 01:19:12,980 --> 01:19:13,680 Great stream. 1956 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:17,360 You say delighted to have helped a bit along the way. 1957 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:18,880 Looking forward to the next one. 1958 01:19:18,880 --> 01:19:20,680 Can we get some dump valve action when you finish it? 1959 01:19:20,740 --> 01:19:21,780 Don't you worry about that. 1960 01:19:23,100 --> 01:19:25,520 We've got a fine selection of dump valves. 1961 01:19:25,660 --> 01:19:26,240 $9.99. 1962 01:19:27,020 --> 01:19:27,860 You can't beat them. 1963 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:29,760 They're ready to rock for Liam Rogers. 1964 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:31,180 Big time. 1965 01:19:31,380 --> 01:19:35,300 And you say, Liam, glad to have helped out a bit along the way. 1966 01:19:35,380 --> 01:19:36,800 It wasn't a bit, my friend. 1967 01:19:36,920 --> 01:19:39,780 You helped out an extraordinary amount. 1968 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:46,260 And we really, really, really, really want to see a big, big Liam Rogers style. 1969 01:19:46,260 --> 01:19:48,840 Thank you to Liam Rogers out there. 1970 01:19:49,380 --> 01:19:50,040 Liam Rogers. 1971 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:52,320 I can't reiterate that name enough. 1972 01:19:52,520 --> 01:19:54,420 It's Liam Rogers all the way. 1973 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:55,260 And look at this, Tom. 1974 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:58,800 Liam Rogers blowing out the caves. 1975 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:02,020 Right into the Liam Rogers Lake extravaganza. 1976 01:20:02,460 --> 01:20:03,280 Rainbow there. 1977 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:05,260 Ashley's falling right into the soup. 1978 01:20:05,920 --> 01:20:07,080 Strange bit of business. 1979 01:20:07,480 --> 01:20:08,740 The president's daughter. 1980 01:20:08,740 --> 01:20:08,740 The president's daughter. 1981 01:20:09,180 --> 01:20:10,240 She drowns to death. 1982 01:20:10,460 --> 01:20:11,180 It's a bad ending. 1983 01:20:11,540 --> 01:20:12,120 No, it's not. 1984 01:20:12,260 --> 01:20:12,940 She's alive. 1985 01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:14,820 Liam Rogers has saved her. 1986 01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:22,680 Liam Rogers was underneath the water at that time wearing a scuba diver's fucking chaos chamber oxygen tank. 1987 01:20:23,160 --> 01:20:24,220 And he saved her. 1988 01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:25,960 He was just waiting in that water. 1989 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,040 It is true. 1990 01:20:28,040 --> 01:20:40,020 The actual viewer and tipster strategist, Liam Rogers, does wait in pools of water with scuba gear waiting to save daughters of presidents. 1991 01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:41,960 It's just something he does on a day off. 1992 01:20:42,340 --> 01:20:45,940 On other days off, maybe he helps out on people who are having a hard time in the stream. 1993 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,580 But today, he did both. 1994 01:20:47,980 --> 01:20:49,520 I want to say a big, big thank you to everyone. 1995 01:20:49,940 --> 01:20:52,680 Some sentimental old bullshit claptrap going on here. 1996 01:20:53,800 --> 01:20:55,480 They're falling in love or something. 1997 01:20:55,620 --> 01:20:56,520 She's like a part of me. 1998 01:20:56,560 --> 01:20:57,400 I can't let go. 1999 01:20:57,640 --> 01:20:58,720 She's like a part of me. 2000 01:20:58,780 --> 01:21:00,320 I can't let go. 2001 01:21:00,580 --> 01:21:03,480 I think he's on about Claire or something from the previous game. 2002 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:09,620 Just passed up the opportunity to become ingratiated into the fucking presidential stronghold. 2003 01:21:09,780 --> 01:21:15,440 If I was Leon, probably would have gone down that route because that's going to set you up for life. 2004 01:21:15,780 --> 01:21:16,800 You're in with the president. 2005 01:21:17,220 --> 01:21:19,020 He would have had access to the deep state. 2006 01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:21,440 You would have probably got a good job out of it as well, Tom. 2007 01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:23,940 Probably would have got a great job out of it. 2008 01:21:24,140 --> 01:21:26,080 But he looks like he enjoys his work as well. 2009 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:27,200 OSW Review. 2010 01:21:27,340 --> 01:21:29,280 Thank you very much for the trip, OSW Review. 2011 01:21:30,380 --> 01:21:31,960 Thanks very much for that tip there. 2012 01:21:32,920 --> 01:21:34,220 Anguish Panda as well. 2013 01:21:34,800 --> 01:21:36,240 Very, very kind to you, lads. 2014 01:21:36,280 --> 01:21:37,200 I hope you're doing well. 2015 01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:39,040 Alsacee Village O'Hurley. 2016 01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:43,680 I would just like to second Liam's dump valve requests extravaganza. 2017 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:51,960 This goes out to Liam Rogers and every MFer who wanted the valves to get dumped. 2018 01:21:51,960 --> 01:22:11,420 And I want to say a big shout out, it isn't all just about Dump Valves and Liam Rogers 2019 01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:16,400 and President's Daughters and OSW Review. It's about the many people who came together 2020 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:21,720 in Japan to make this dream a reality. We've been here before, let's go down there again. 2021 01:22:21,720 --> 01:22:50,740 Names that trip off the tongue like Misao Senbange. You've got Yoshi Kawada, you've got Atushimura, Hidigondo, Kenichi Wada. Lead designer? You guessed it. Yashiaki Hirabayashi. Is he here? Is he there? It doesn't matter. Hirabayashi. Designers. Katani, Suda, Kawada, Ognigo. Nakai, Kubo. You've got Tajiri. What about the CG opening scene? You guessed it. None other than Koji Hidaka. 2022 01:22:51,480 --> 01:22:57,260 Christian Dware was Leon S. Kennedy's face model. Sorry, I'm getting a bit dizzy. One second, one second, sorry. 2023 01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:14,260 All right, Francis, I'll carry on. Model agencies, Donna and Zuka, big shout out to special thanks to Ray. None other than Ray. And a great man for the Ray Trayson. And thanks very much, Wet Carpet Hands for the tip as well. 2024 01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:36,440 What about the mocap? We had some unbelievable Mo Farah mocap action. Teruaki Ogawa, everybody. Teruaki Ogawa. What about Masashi Imanaka? What about Masashi Imanaka? That was his name. Imanaka. Imanaka. 2025 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:57,560 Robin Pengeli was involved in it. Brandon Gay was English text proofreader. We've got Ward Sexton, who was on title call. Voice over by Sound Deluxe Design Music Group. What about Jackie Shriver? What about Amanda Wyatt and Susan Hart? Forget about them. It's all about the promo movie guys. 2026 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,600 Yashihiro Kuro and Kazuyo Takimoto. Tom. 2027 01:24:01,600 --> 01:24:25,500 Tom. I'd like to say a big shout out to Joel Welsh. Who was Dark Samus, Mr. Curious and Leon Nexus. And to all the donators out there as well. Actually, fuck these donators. Let's talk about our donators. Wet Carpet Hands. OSW Review. Luke Kelly, the singer. He's dead now, but he's great. And I'm sure there was a fella called Luke Kelly. 2028 01:24:26,120 --> 01:24:53,940 None other than Anaconda G. Tim Reedy. Alsachi Village O'Herlihy. We've got Blue Sky. We've got names that trip off the end of the tongue like Hot Jadj. You've got all sorts of people out there. John Murphy in the chat. You've got Drew Monteith Ragmandu. 205, how are you? I'm Moira Gallagher. And, uh, fucking hell, my head is spinning. Back to you. 2029 01:24:54,120 --> 01:25:05,260 The characters and events depicted in the game are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons living or dead is coincidental. You'd want to be coincidental to think this was based on reality. Look at her eyes. 2030 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:15,260 She's, uh, she's been taken over. 2031 01:25:16,320 --> 01:25:20,660 Thanks. You know, you're kind of cute without those glasses. Give me your number when I get back. 2032 01:25:21,120 --> 01:25:21,760 Me too. 2033 01:25:23,760 --> 01:25:25,400 Hashtag, me too movement. 2034 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:28,200 Hey. 2035 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,840 Story of my wife. 2036 01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:39,380 And now we have a special mission title screen at the rescue mission of the president's daughter. 2037 01:25:39,660 --> 01:25:42,300 We succeed in rescuing the mission target, Ashley Graham. 2038 01:25:42,660 --> 01:25:48,820 Daughter of President Graham, she'd been captured by a clandestine religious cult, calling themselves Los Illuminados. 2039 01:25:49,340 --> 01:25:53,540 They operated in a manner similar to that of a terrorist organization. 2040 01:25:53,940 --> 01:25:55,320 Bioterrorist, I would have said. 2041 01:25:55,760 --> 01:26:07,540 During the course of the mission, current intelligence indicates they've been thoroughly and truly and categorically and fantastically eliminated. 2042 01:26:08,060 --> 01:26:09,460 Completely eliminated. 2043 01:26:09,640 --> 01:26:10,180 Look at that. 2044 01:26:10,960 --> 01:26:12,360 78% hit ratio. 2045 01:26:13,460 --> 01:26:14,820 Nothing, nothing I can't handle. 2046 01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:15,980 Enemies killed. 2047 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:16,900 9 to 1. 2048 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:18,440 9 to 4. 2049 01:26:18,520 --> 01:26:22,840 That would have been beautiful if we'd have just got three more bad balloons. 2050 01:26:23,380 --> 01:26:26,440 We would have really made it into an absolute dream come true. 2051 01:26:26,900 --> 01:26:27,940 Number of times killed? 2052 01:26:28,060 --> 01:26:28,380 40. 2053 01:26:28,440 --> 01:26:29,500 I don't believe that at all. 2054 01:26:29,500 --> 01:26:41,240 An absolute stunning speed run time of 19 minutes, 55 seconds, and none other than 11 micro seconds as well. 2055 01:26:41,380 --> 01:26:41,980 What's the rank? 2056 01:26:41,980 --> 01:26:44,560 Upload the data? 2057 01:26:44,780 --> 01:26:45,160 Fuck, guys. 2058 01:26:45,200 --> 01:26:46,100 We won't bother with that. 2059 01:26:46,780 --> 01:26:48,000 Don't need to be doing that. 2060 01:26:49,020 --> 01:26:53,360 Now you can buy an infinite launcher and a Matilda from the Merchant. 2061 01:26:55,180 --> 01:26:56,140 And save. 2062 01:26:56,200 --> 01:26:56,940 Yeah, we'll save that. 2063 01:26:57,120 --> 01:26:57,640 That's great. 2064 01:26:58,900 --> 01:26:59,780 Final chapter. 2065 01:27:01,880 --> 01:27:02,980 Beautiful stuff, Tom. 2066 01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:05,420 Beautiful stuff. 2067 01:27:06,200 --> 01:27:07,320 I can't believe it. 2068 01:27:07,320 --> 01:27:11,820 I am very, very happy to be a part of this scenario. 2069 01:27:12,940 --> 01:27:17,780 And well done on everything that you've just done there. 2070 01:27:18,480 --> 01:27:19,380 Can't believe it. 2071 01:27:20,760 --> 01:27:24,700 And there's a load of, there's new game, there's extras, and all that kind of stuff as well. 2072 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:31,080 Just one moment there just to get the water and go for a quick Jamie Riddle. 2073 01:27:31,080 --> 01:28:01,060 *music* 2074 01:28:01,060 --> 01:28:31,040 *music* 2075 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:54,040 *music* 2076 01:28:54,040 --> 01:29:14,040 The Resident Evil 4 trial is heard that Lord Sadler was watched by undercover Gordy as he and a castle and met with villagers in rural Spain. A number of villagers were subsequently caused with weapons linked to the sacrifice of a Spanish police officer near the beginning of the game. Sadler, with an address in rural Spain, has made it not guilty. 2077 01:29:14,040 --> 01:29:34,760 Lord Sadler was brought to court today where he heard details of a Gordy surveillance operation, which watched as he and a Spanish castle and dwarf met a simple village peasant man at his home in the backharse of Spain. Ramon Salazar met convicted peasant Pat Lynch two weeks after the murder of Miguel Sombrero at the village bonfire. 2078 01:29:34,760 --> 01:30:02,320 A member of the National Surveillance Unit who cannot be identified confirmed that the man sitting in the dock, Lord Sadler, is the same man he saw that night. The court was also shown photographs taken by the undercover officer where Salazar is seen putting a bag into the boot of a car. The 20-year-old is serving four years in prison for helping bioterrorists commit mass murder, but he has said he's prepared to testify in the trial and has been assessed for admission into the Witness Protection Program. 2079 01:30:02,320 --> 01:30:31,880 Another undercover surveillance officer testified today he watched Lord Sadler and Ramon Salazar in a Land Cruiser driving up the M1 motorway into Northern Ireland. He also told the court that two days later in Dublin, he saw Pat Lynch in the passenger seat of a car driven by Lord Sadler's brother, Jimmy Sadler. They separated and Lynch was arrested two hours later and caught with a slash hook, scythe and an axe, which have been linked to the wounds received by Miguel Sombrero on the day of the murder. 2080 01:30:31,880 --> 01:30:41,540 Officer Sombrero was bludgeoning to death and afterwards his corpse was burned on a bonfire. The Spanish man was jailed at the Special Criminal Court for 12 and a half years. 2081 01:30:42,880 --> 01:31:03,680 Chief Justice Porrick Peanuts said that the public interest lies in the protection of the lives and safety of the officers and that the prevention of crime takes precedence. In this case, he also said that Lord Sadler is entitled to a fair trial and that they would ensure that his rights were upheld as in any other court in the land. 2082 01:31:03,880 --> 01:31:08,940 Conor Williams, Resident Evil News, the Special Criminal Court. 2083 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:25,660 Lovely little clip there and look what we've got here. It's none other than Friday the 14th. Scare tactics. The Computer Chronicles. Computer Bowl. 2084 01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:29,880 It's supposed to be Friday the 13th. Who says computers don't make mistakes? 2085 01:31:29,880 --> 01:31:45,000 A lovely bit of business from the man Stu Dog there. There was a little bit of witty banter before it started. I don't think we even got to hear that correctly. Hopefully, everybody can still see this situation here with the shoe dog. Let's get Stu Dog up there. 2086 01:31:45,760 --> 01:31:59,900 Thank you very much there for the tip. Narubu San. The Greystones lads, thank you very much. Raccoon City for Sam. And, um, Baby Cow Liberation Army. Wet Carpet Hands. Alsace. Anguish Panda. Boner Jams. 03. Liam Rogers. 2087 01:32:00,380 --> 01:32:12,820 We got through it anyway. Another fucking foray through Resident Evil 4. And I enjoyed that playthrough. I might even go back there again with all the new weaponry. And it was great to see, Tom, the situation at hand with the lads getting lifted. 2088 01:32:14,380 --> 01:32:21,920 Yeah, I'm not actually too sure how that happened. And why were the Garda actually swooping in on them and investigating them? Plus, did you not kill them in the end? 2089 01:32:23,020 --> 01:32:29,060 It seems as though they might have actually re-regenerated back to their previous form. I didn't actually kill them properly. 2090 01:32:30,000 --> 01:32:36,500 Yeah, well, you got- if you didn't get them, at least they're being put- put behind bars now the way they fucking- they need to be. 2091 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:40,100 Party Bob, thank you very much. And bring back Konzo. Thank you very much. 2092 01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:45,820 Let's see what Stuart Shaffey has to offer here because I'm very excited about this. 2093 01:32:45,920 --> 01:32:50,660 It's an episode from the Computer Chronicles called The Computer Bowl. 2094 01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:54,680 Now, The Computer Bowl was a kind of quiz show. It could be rubbish. 2095 01:32:55,240 --> 01:33:01,600 But this was Stu Dark Shaffey presenting The Computer Bowl, hosting it alongside none other 2096 01:33:01,600 --> 01:33:04,480 than Bill Gates. 2097 01:33:05,080 --> 01:33:05,840 Crazy bit of business. 2098 01:33:06,180 --> 01:33:09,360 Let's see how it works out for us in this situation. 2099 01:33:09,620 --> 01:33:11,200 It just goes off Resident Evil there. 2100 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:12,380 Stop that running. 2101 01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:15,520 Now we can get that here so I can see the screen. 2102 01:33:16,300 --> 01:33:17,200 Face is awful red. 2103 01:33:17,260 --> 01:33:18,220 But that's the saturation. 2104 01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,240 They're the times that we're living at the moment. 2105 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:20,980 Mind your ears. 2106 01:33:21,060 --> 01:33:22,420 This could be a fucking heavy buzz. 2107 01:33:24,200 --> 01:33:26,460 I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2108 01:33:27,000 --> 01:33:28,260 It's a lovely bit of stuff. 2109 01:33:28,620 --> 01:33:28,980 And it's funny. 2110 01:33:29,220 --> 01:33:30,740 Halloween is only just gone. 2111 01:33:30,920 --> 01:33:36,000 But it's like Stu is getting involved in that kind of Halloween mystique as well. 2112 01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:37,680 Crank that up there. 2113 01:33:40,780 --> 01:33:43,260 I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2114 01:33:44,160 --> 01:33:46,480 Who says computers don't make mistakes? 2115 01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:48,420 Liquid stew. 2116 01:33:49,040 --> 01:33:50,420 It's supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2117 01:33:50,420 --> 01:33:51,660 Put that on there again. 2118 01:33:52,700 --> 01:33:55,040 I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2119 01:33:55,960 --> 01:33:58,260 Who says computers don't make mistakes? 2120 01:33:58,340 --> 01:33:59,920 It's Friday the 13th, stupid. 2121 01:34:00,560 --> 01:34:00,760 All right. 2122 01:34:01,200 --> 01:34:01,680 Stupid. 2123 01:34:01,860 --> 01:34:02,920 So we're off by a day. 2124 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:12,000 Anyhow, on this Friday the 14th, we have assembled two gruesome teams of terrifying techies, horrifying hackers, who will face off in a... 2125 01:34:12,000 --> 01:34:13,500 Horrifying hackers? 2126 01:34:14,460 --> 01:34:15,680 Pineapple, thank you very much. 2127 01:34:16,220 --> 01:34:18,380 Always end up missing streams these days. 2128 01:34:18,640 --> 01:34:22,080 But just the notification gives me quite the rush of dopamine. 2129 01:34:22,740 --> 01:34:26,380 Great to see Stuart thrown into the mix at this hour. 2130 01:34:26,380 --> 01:34:28,660 It would make Hannibal the Cannibal... 2131 01:34:28,660 --> 01:34:30,380 Hannibal the Cannibal... 2132 01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:31,140 Look like a nerd. 2133 01:34:31,500 --> 01:34:32,060 Today... 2134 01:34:32,060 --> 01:34:32,840 A nerd. 2135 01:34:33,060 --> 01:34:34,240 Sorry, I need to stop. 2136 01:34:34,340 --> 01:34:36,080 I need to just let the fucking footage flow. 2137 01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:38,020 I don't need to keep talking over it. 2138 01:34:38,240 --> 01:34:39,040 I can't stop. 2139 01:34:39,380 --> 01:34:40,560 It's great crack for me. 2140 01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:48,840 From San Jose, California, we bring you Computer Bowl 5, the East against the West, on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2141 01:34:51,160 --> 01:34:51,240 Woo! 2142 01:34:53,500 --> 01:34:55,760 You don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture. 2143 01:34:55,980 --> 01:34:56,540 Fat 32. 2144 01:34:57,060 --> 01:34:59,180 All about rap music and the hip-hop scene. 2145 01:34:59,300 --> 01:34:59,900 Fat 32. 2146 01:35:00,440 --> 01:35:00,800 Twisted. 2147 01:35:00,800 --> 01:35:02,080 I don't travel in those circles. 2148 01:35:02,180 --> 01:35:03,340 I don't get to talk to those guys. 2149 01:35:03,460 --> 01:35:03,740 Those guys. 2150 01:35:03,900 --> 01:35:04,460 Fat 32. 2151 01:35:04,680 --> 01:35:06,620 But I did get to talk to them in this chat room. 2152 01:35:06,720 --> 01:35:07,260 Fat 32. 2153 01:35:07,480 --> 01:35:08,880 Hip-hop chat room I went into. 2154 01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:11,480 I don't know a lot about the hip-hop scene. 2155 01:35:11,640 --> 01:35:12,200 Fat 32. 2156 01:35:12,280 --> 01:35:12,740 You do now. 2157 01:35:12,940 --> 01:35:13,440 I do now. 2158 01:35:14,220 --> 01:35:15,560 I don't travel in those circles. 2159 01:35:15,680 --> 01:35:16,820 I don't get to talk to those guys. 2160 01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,520 Fat 32. 2161 01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,240 Man, I learned a lot about what really goes on in that world. 2162 01:35:22,180 --> 01:35:22,340 Fat 32. 2163 01:35:25,120 --> 01:35:25,920 Fat 32. 2164 01:35:26,180 --> 01:35:26,500 Twisted. 2165 01:35:29,080 --> 01:35:29,660 Fat 32. 2166 01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:43,800 Just once more. 2167 01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:45,760 I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2168 01:35:48,280 --> 01:35:50,760 I thought it was supposed to be Friday the 13th. 2169 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,980 Who says computers don't make mistakes? 2170 01:35:54,080 --> 01:35:55,620 It's Friday the 13th, stupid. 2171 01:35:56,100 --> 01:35:57,640 All right, so we're off by a day. 2172 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,940 Anyhow, on this Friday the 14th, 2173 01:35:59,940 --> 01:36:03,860 we have assembled two gruesome teams of terrifying techies, 2174 01:36:04,220 --> 01:36:06,820 horrifying hackers who will face off in a thriller 2175 01:36:06,820 --> 01:36:09,440 that would make Hannibal the Cannibal look like a nerd. 2176 01:36:09,820 --> 01:36:11,460 Today from San Jose, California, 2177 01:36:11,720 --> 01:36:15,240 we bring you Computer Bowl V, the East against the West, 2178 01:36:15,340 --> 01:36:18,320 on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2179 01:36:18,320 --> 01:36:36,460 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 2180 01:36:37,120 --> 01:36:38,080 Microprocessor technology. 2181 01:36:38,200 --> 01:36:39,660 Functional funding is help manage. 2182 01:36:39,740 --> 01:36:40,680 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2183 01:36:40,920 --> 01:36:41,680 Don't copy that. 2184 01:36:41,680 --> 01:36:43,020 Look at this, like Hollywood squares. 2185 01:36:43,020 --> 01:36:43,420 Floppy. 2186 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:47,000 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 2187 01:36:47,900 --> 01:36:50,480 Look at the fucking scenario there as well. 2188 01:36:51,120 --> 01:36:52,500 Situation over here. 2189 01:36:52,580 --> 01:36:54,600 We got some demonic music for that. 2190 01:36:58,600 --> 01:37:00,880 Fucking Morrissey's in town, lads. 2191 01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:06,320 I was looking for a quiz and I found a quiz. 2192 01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:09,200 Heaven knows I'm miserable now. 2193 01:37:10,460 --> 01:37:14,560 And hackers of all ages, 2194 01:37:14,800 --> 01:37:20,000 welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0. 2195 01:37:20,380 --> 01:37:22,760 What a mouthful. 2196 01:37:23,680 --> 01:37:24,520 Sorry about this. 2197 01:37:24,580 --> 01:37:25,140 This is brilliant. 2198 01:37:25,700 --> 01:37:26,360 This is what I wanted. 2199 01:37:26,860 --> 01:37:28,580 And hackers of all ages, 2200 01:37:28,860 --> 01:37:34,060 welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0. 2201 01:37:34,400 --> 01:37:38,320 Computer Bowl 5 presented by the Association for Computing Machinery. 2202 01:37:39,480 --> 01:37:40,120 Machinery? 2203 01:37:40,120 --> 01:37:45,880 Welcome to the Computer Museum's 1993 Computer Bowl version 5.0. 2204 01:37:46,220 --> 01:37:50,120 Computer Bowl 5 presented by the Association for Computing Machinery. 2205 01:37:50,680 --> 01:37:54,220 We're here tonight in the San Jose Civic Auditorium on Friday the 14th. 2206 01:37:55,180 --> 01:38:01,080 A night of potential horror for the losing team in this fifth annual contest of computer trivia. 2207 01:38:01,540 --> 01:38:07,180 We're here on the West Coast tonight because the Silicon Valley smart guys scored a technical knockout last year. 2208 01:38:07,540 --> 01:38:08,300 Lovely stuff. 2209 01:38:29,660 --> 01:38:30,640 What's he doing? 2210 01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:42,360 *Booft* 2211 01:38:42,360 --> 01:38:44,200 *Castle in the castle in Boston* 2212 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:45,400 I got one here actually. 2213 01:38:46,440 --> 01:38:47,240 Fell about me. 2214 01:38:48,880 --> 01:38:51,560 Yeah, it's been done. There's gonna be loads of that. 2215 01:38:51,560 --> 01:38:53,640 *Booft* Beating the East Coast team by a- 2216 01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:56,440 Wow, look at that T-bird. Fuckin' hell. 2217 01:38:56,920 --> 01:38:59,680 Greased lightning. Greased lightning. 2218 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,120 Greased lightning. 2219 01:39:01,120 --> 01:39:05,680 And then Sean Ryder from the fuckin' Happy Mondays there. 2220 01:39:05,680 --> 01:39:08,880 Doing a cheeky little bit of nostril business. 2221 01:39:08,880 --> 01:39:15,120 And then you've got someone there. He's going for the salt and pepper look with the shades indoors. 2222 01:39:15,120 --> 01:39:17,520 A man- A man of fuckin' taste. 2223 01:39:17,520 --> 01:39:21,920 He's got the salt and pepper beard and the shades he's wearing indoors. 2224 01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:25,360 And then you've got this guy here. 2225 01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:29,360 It's a lovely array of facial technology. 2226 01:39:29,360 --> 01:39:30,480 *Booft* 2227 01:39:30,480 --> 01:39:46,000 Wow. Imagine having that on your mantelpiece for all the computer fucking competitions that you'd won. This one in particular, the West Coast team. 2228 01:39:50,100 --> 01:39:53,260 The PC master race, lads. 2229 01:39:53,260 --> 01:40:04,520 Four years now. After four years worth of computer bowl battles, the score is in fact tied. Two victories for the East so far, two victories for the West. So tonight is the rubber match. 2230 01:40:05,000 --> 01:40:22,160 It's a rubber match, guys. Interestingly enough, now, Stu had a few choice words to say about Bill Gates. He said actually he respected him in a business sense and all that kind of stuff, but didn't really like what he'd done to his friend Gary Kildall, 2231 01:40:22,160 --> 01:40:30,580 who, you know, he cut him out of a big deal and that was the demise of Gary. But interestingly enough, now he presents with alongside Bill Gates at this. 2232 01:40:31,020 --> 01:40:44,180 Interesting to think Bill Gates had time to do this. I mean, it is 93 and he hasn't really made multi-billions, I don't think yet. I think he's multi-millionaire stage, but he's not billionaire, but still he's lending his time to be here. 2233 01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:47,520 Who's going to win tonight? Will it be the West? Yes. 2234 01:40:51,060 --> 01:41:06,960 But... KB Lacks, thank you very much. There is another side, as always, to that story. For back East in Boston right now at the Computer Museum, we are going live tonight via satellite to all those East Coast fans who could not afford to fly out to California. 2235 01:41:07,380 --> 01:41:10,920 Yes. All right, you guys out there in Boston, you rooting for the East, I take it? 2236 01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:11,920 Somebody... 2237 01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:28,180 Thank you very much, University Challenge. Look at this guy, American Cycle. 2238 01:41:31,380 --> 01:41:37,880 Fucking... He looks a bit like that comedian that passed away. What's his name? Everybody loves him. 2239 01:41:40,740 --> 01:41:43,520 What's his fucking name? Anyway, forget it. 2240 01:41:44,120 --> 01:41:45,240 Anybody out there make noise? 2241 01:41:45,640 --> 01:41:47,520 Oh, we even have an impartial sound right here. 2242 01:41:48,280 --> 01:41:52,960 All right, now, since not all of the West Coast computer expertise is here in the Silicon Valley, 2243 01:41:53,340 --> 01:41:58,640 we are also beaming Computer Bowl V live tonight to Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Washington. 2244 01:41:59,020 --> 01:42:01,160 Another group of West Coast fans, I assume. 2245 01:42:01,520 --> 01:42:02,160 Guys in Redmond? 2246 01:42:02,600 --> 01:42:02,840 Yes? 2247 01:42:03,500 --> 01:42:04,180 You guys here? 2248 01:42:04,480 --> 01:42:04,760 Yes? 2249 01:42:04,960 --> 01:42:05,500 West Coast? 2250 01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:07,800 Guys in Redmond? 2251 01:42:08,380 --> 01:42:08,720 Yes? 2252 01:42:09,260 --> 01:42:10,160 You guys here? 2253 01:42:10,380 --> 01:42:10,720 Yes? 2254 01:42:10,900 --> 01:42:11,440 West Coast? 2255 01:42:12,440 --> 01:42:14,360 And there was a lovely face flick. 2256 01:42:14,720 --> 01:42:15,560 Face flick there. 2257 01:42:15,560 --> 01:42:17,740 Look at what he's doing with his hand. 2258 01:42:17,740 --> 01:42:19,620 ...headquarters in Redmond, Washington. 2259 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,120 Another group of West Coast fans, I assume. 2260 01:42:22,440 --> 01:42:23,160 Guys in Redmond? 2261 01:42:23,640 --> 01:42:24,020 Yes? 2262 01:42:25,140 --> 01:42:25,820 Ha ha ha! 2263 01:42:27,300 --> 01:42:29,420 Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. 2264 01:42:29,420 --> 01:42:32,900 And then we've got some face flickage coming right up here. 2265 01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:34,440 It's scary stuff. 2266 01:42:34,720 --> 01:42:36,160 And it is Friday the 14th. 2267 01:42:42,260 --> 01:42:42,820 Ooh! 2268 01:42:48,820 --> 01:42:49,280 Ha ha! 2269 01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:49,400 Yeah. 2270 01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:52,480 Him in particular. 2271 01:42:54,500 --> 01:42:55,220 Scary one. 2272 01:42:56,540 --> 01:42:57,220 West Coast? 2273 01:42:58,220 --> 01:43:05,800 All right, so without any further ado, let me introduce the mean and nasty contestants for this Friday the 14th. 2274 01:43:05,800 --> 01:43:07,280 Why are they mean and nasty? 2275 01:43:07,740 --> 01:43:09,060 And it's Friday the 14th. 2276 01:43:09,080 --> 01:43:10,780 It's not even Friday the 13th. 2277 01:43:11,120 --> 01:43:14,960 Stu's really hanging on to this Friday the 13th tip. 2278 01:43:14,960 --> 01:43:17,120 ...the 13th rubber match showdown. 2279 01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,700 All right, are you ready? 2280 01:43:19,000 --> 01:43:20,740 It's a rubber match showdown. 2281 01:43:20,740 --> 01:43:21,820 Rubber up, guys. 2282 01:43:21,820 --> 01:43:23,520 Now, first of all, the challengers. 2283 01:43:23,520 --> 01:43:26,180 The terrifying techies from the East. 2284 01:43:27,120 --> 01:43:27,940 The president and CEO of... 2285 01:43:27,940 --> 01:43:30,720 It's forcing the Halloween angle. 2286 01:43:30,940 --> 01:43:35,200 ...Legend Corporation, John Bloodbath Burton. 2287 01:43:36,260 --> 01:43:37,260 Oh, my God. 2288 01:43:37,260 --> 01:43:42,080 From Phoenix Technologies, Ne-... 2289 01:43:42,080 --> 01:43:45,120 From Phoenix Technologies, John. 2290 01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:52,420 The president and CEO of Legion Corporation, John Bloodbath Burton. 2291 01:43:53,740 --> 01:43:55,460 Oh, my God. 2292 01:43:57,160 --> 01:44:00,080 From Phoenix Technologies, Neil. 2293 01:44:04,080 --> 01:44:07,200 John Bloodbath Burton. 2294 01:44:10,300 --> 01:44:14,800 A real axe. A real axe. Imagine he fell on that. 2295 01:44:25,800 --> 01:44:28,500 The way he stops and does that. 2296 01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:42,020 Oh, fuck. Could have got a prop axe. 2297 01:44:42,080 --> 01:44:46,220 That was deadly dangerous because he's got a mask on. 2298 01:44:46,260 --> 01:44:48,920 He might have tripped and fucking axe himself. 2299 01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:51,620 Axe yourself a question. 2300 01:44:52,460 --> 01:44:53,980 Where are they now? 2301 01:44:55,020 --> 01:44:56,700 Oh, fuck. Tears. 2302 01:44:58,080 --> 01:45:01,420 Oh. And that would have been a bloodbath. 2303 01:45:01,540 --> 01:45:06,500 Imagine that was all caught on camera and it was beamed live via satellite to the East Coast. 2304 01:45:07,200 --> 01:45:10,580 And he's at James, the Bloodbath Berkeley. 2305 01:45:11,580 --> 01:45:12,020 Technologies. 2306 01:45:12,580 --> 01:45:15,000 Yeah. Bloodbath Burton. 2307 01:45:16,580 --> 01:45:18,000 Oh, my God. 2308 01:45:18,000 --> 01:45:21,000 Oh, my God. 2309 01:45:21,000 --> 01:45:23,980 From Phoenix Technologies, Neil. 2310 01:45:24,200 --> 01:45:25,120 The cannibal. 2311 01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,280 Colvin. 2312 01:45:27,980 --> 01:45:29,400 Oh, they're here to kill. 2313 01:45:30,220 --> 01:45:31,420 From Viewlogic Systems. 2314 01:45:31,420 --> 01:45:32,700 You're gonna kill. 2315 01:45:34,080 --> 01:45:34,640 Technologies. 2316 01:45:34,980 --> 01:45:35,380 Neil. 2317 01:45:35,640 --> 01:45:36,540 The cannibal. 2318 01:45:37,040 --> 01:45:37,720 Colvin. 2319 01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:40,840 Oh, they're here to kill. 2320 01:45:41,660 --> 01:45:43,300 From Viewlogic Systems. 2321 01:45:43,480 --> 01:45:43,900 Alan. 2322 01:45:44,140 --> 01:45:45,300 The hatchet man. 2323 01:45:45,580 --> 01:45:46,140 Hanover. 2324 01:45:47,960 --> 01:45:48,880 Oh, fucking hell. 2325 01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:49,240 Another. 2326 01:45:49,320 --> 01:45:49,900 Another axe. 2327 01:45:49,920 --> 01:45:50,720 From the Patricia. 2328 01:45:51,560 --> 01:45:52,760 The cannibal. 2329 01:45:53,700 --> 01:45:54,760 The cannibal. 2330 01:45:54,760 --> 01:45:55,860 And he just has a drill. 2331 01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,120 Patricia Sebold group. 2332 01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:57,560 Pat. 2333 01:45:57,780 --> 01:45:59,020 The slasher. 2334 01:45:59,520 --> 01:46:00,040 Sebold. 2335 01:46:01,640 --> 01:46:02,800 Oh, my goodness. 2336 01:46:03,860 --> 01:46:05,200 Last but not least. 2337 01:46:06,660 --> 01:46:07,220 Sebold. 2338 01:46:07,220 --> 01:46:14,800 Tim. 2339 01:46:15,220 --> 01:46:16,780 The tool man. 2340 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:17,440 Taylor. 2341 01:46:27,680 --> 01:46:28,600 Not least. 2342 01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,980 The captain of this East Coast team. 2343 01:46:31,460 --> 01:46:32,720 The chairman and CEO. 2344 01:46:32,820 --> 01:46:35,140 I'm gonna do the sound before we've even seen this. 2345 01:46:35,220 --> 01:46:36,620 Hopefully, he gives it fucking socks. 2346 01:46:36,700 --> 01:46:38,580 Powersoft Corporation. 2347 01:46:39,060 --> 01:46:39,540 Mitchell. 2348 01:46:40,340 --> 01:46:41,420 The maniac. 2349 01:46:42,340 --> 01:46:43,140 Kurtzman. 2350 01:46:49,420 --> 01:46:51,320 Look, he's coming out from behind Marisy. 2351 01:46:51,440 --> 01:46:51,640 Look. 2352 01:46:53,700 --> 01:46:55,800 Please be a real chainsaw, please. 2353 01:46:56,740 --> 01:46:58,420 It is a fucking real chainsaw, is it? 2354 01:46:58,420 --> 01:47:07,420 It's not real. 2355 01:47:07,420 --> 01:47:08,080 Thank God. 2356 01:47:08,160 --> 01:47:09,400 It would have been too dangerous. 2357 01:47:14,840 --> 01:47:17,300 I think it's a real one, but it's been decommissioned. 2358 01:47:17,460 --> 01:47:18,860 Maybe the blades have been taken off. 2359 01:47:19,060 --> 01:47:19,940 Oh, my God. 2360 01:47:19,940 --> 01:47:19,980 Oh, my God. 2361 01:47:19,980 --> 01:47:20,860 No, no, no, no, no. 2362 01:47:23,980 --> 01:47:25,020 Oh, my God. 2363 01:47:25,100 --> 01:47:25,920 No, no, no, no, no. 2364 01:47:29,340 --> 01:47:31,200 We know what we're in for tonight, folks. 2365 01:47:32,400 --> 01:47:33,040 All right. 2366 01:47:33,220 --> 01:47:35,000 Oh, can the West Coast team top this? 2367 01:47:35,000 --> 01:47:37,680 For the horrifying hackers from the West. 2368 01:47:38,460 --> 01:47:45,860 Nothing can top the first fella because I wasn't expecting any of that kind of business. 2369 01:47:46,540 --> 01:47:48,740 Always three hours of hell. 2370 01:47:54,180 --> 01:47:57,160 Thank you very much, Scum the Slasher, Bellina. 2371 01:47:57,240 --> 01:47:58,020 Thank you very much. 2372 01:48:02,520 --> 01:48:07,200 Ladies and gentlemen, the horrifying hackers of the West, the defending world... 2373 01:48:07,200 --> 01:48:08,060 You're taking the masks off. 2374 01:48:08,060 --> 01:48:12,900 ...who have threatened to frighten the daylights out of these opponents who are dressed in white. 2375 01:48:13,560 --> 01:48:20,120 First, the chairman and CEO of B Incorporated, Jean-Louis Gruesome Gasset. 2376 01:48:23,020 --> 01:48:23,580 Rubbish. 2377 01:48:23,580 --> 01:48:25,560 Rubbish after the first lot. 2378 01:48:26,600 --> 01:48:29,920 Just like fucking Fontaine or something or Columbo. 2379 01:48:31,140 --> 01:48:34,680 From Go Corporation, Jerry the Killer. 2380 01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:37,980 These guys are like, we're not doing any of that shit. 2381 01:48:38,100 --> 01:48:40,060 No, those other geeks, they can fucking do that. 2382 01:48:40,160 --> 01:48:41,420 I just want to come out in a coat. 2383 01:48:42,420 --> 01:48:45,280 Oh, these are mean dudes, these guys from the West. 2384 01:48:45,480 --> 01:48:46,060 Mean dudes. 2385 01:48:47,520 --> 01:48:49,100 Jerry the Killer Kaplan. 2386 01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:51,180 No messing around with this guy. 2387 01:48:51,320 --> 01:48:53,460 From Super Mac Inc., Michael. 2388 01:48:53,460 --> 01:48:55,780 The Madman McConnell. 2389 01:49:00,740 --> 01:49:02,260 That's fucking rubbish, man. 2390 01:49:02,660 --> 01:49:06,820 They probably thought it was going to be cool and we're going to fucking be all like moody and that. 2391 01:49:06,880 --> 01:49:08,120 But there's no energy in it. 2392 01:49:08,120 --> 01:49:11,460 After seeing those mad cunts, actual real axes. 2393 01:49:12,000 --> 01:49:12,960 It was dangerous. 2394 01:49:12,960 --> 01:49:18,640 From a health and safety point of view, aside from entertainment, it was dangerous stuff. 2395 01:49:19,020 --> 01:49:19,920 This is rubbish. 2396 01:49:19,920 --> 01:49:20,540 From Data Quest Incorporated. 2397 01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:24,800 From Data Quest Incorporated, Lisa the Thrasher Thorell. 2398 01:49:24,800 --> 01:49:32,840 Lisa the Thrasher Thorell takes her place in that line. 2399 01:49:32,840 --> 01:49:34,840 Finally, the captain of the West Coast team. 2400 01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:39,100 From Network General Corporation, Harry the Slicer Sol. 2401 01:49:39,200 --> 01:49:44,540 No energy. 2402 01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:44,540 No energy. 2403 01:49:44,540 --> 01:49:46,200 No one's bothered about these lads. 2404 01:49:46,200 --> 01:49:48,160 Ladies and gentlemen, and I hesitate to use that phrase. 2405 01:49:48,160 --> 01:49:48,880 Oh, they've got guns. 2406 01:49:48,880 --> 01:49:49,480 Characters. 2407 01:49:49,820 --> 01:49:50,520 Fucking hell. 2408 01:49:50,940 --> 01:49:51,440 Here we go. 2409 01:49:53,840 --> 01:49:55,460 Imagine it was a massacre. 2410 01:49:57,520 --> 01:49:59,980 Before fucking Bushmasters. 2411 01:50:00,820 --> 01:50:02,640 These were the original Bushmasters. 2412 01:50:02,640 --> 01:50:05,680 They came out and just fucking did the job on everyone. 2413 01:50:10,800 --> 01:50:11,900 Just a reminder. 2414 01:50:12,220 --> 01:50:15,700 In America, guns are everywhere, man. 2415 01:50:16,360 --> 01:50:19,720 And this is scary business. 2416 01:50:22,880 --> 01:50:24,360 You can see Stu look. 2417 01:50:24,500 --> 01:50:25,520 No, no. 2418 01:50:25,520 --> 01:50:29,800 Thankfully, the weapons have been decommissioned. 2419 01:50:36,420 --> 01:50:39,240 Ladies and gentlemen, and I hesitate to use that phrase. 2420 01:50:39,960 --> 01:50:40,560 Characters. 2421 01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:41,740 Oh, my God. 2422 01:50:43,240 --> 01:50:44,340 Oh, my God. 2423 01:50:44,660 --> 01:50:48,820 And, like, you've seen the videos, you know, that do the rounds every time. 2424 01:50:49,340 --> 01:50:54,700 This perennial fucking weekly, bi-weekly, fucking monthly occurrence happens every time. 2425 01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:59,560 From America nowadays, there's always someone that goes, oh, my God. 2426 01:50:59,860 --> 01:51:01,000 And it's just lights out. 2427 01:51:01,040 --> 01:51:01,660 I didn't use that phrase. 2428 01:51:02,320 --> 01:51:02,760 Characters. 2429 01:51:03,460 --> 01:51:04,080 Oh, my God. 2430 01:51:04,100 --> 01:51:07,140 There's a fucking line between reality and fiction here. 2431 01:51:07,220 --> 01:51:08,540 It's just, it's on edge. 2432 01:51:10,500 --> 01:51:10,980 Hold it. 2433 01:51:11,000 --> 01:51:11,220 Hold it. 2434 01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:11,400 Hold it. 2435 01:51:11,400 --> 01:51:12,020 No, no, no, no, no, no. 2436 01:51:12,260 --> 01:51:13,080 Yeah, you hear that? 2437 01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:14,360 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 2438 01:51:14,380 --> 01:51:16,200 This is Worldwide Federation of Wrestling. 2439 01:51:16,720 --> 01:51:18,640 Could you guys please get in your cages? 2440 01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:19,600 That's where you belong. 2441 01:51:20,420 --> 01:51:24,680 Get, please, into your seats inside our little cages over here right now so we can get Computer 2442 01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,760 Bowl 5 underway. 2443 01:51:26,220 --> 01:51:27,380 Let me go through the rules here. 2444 01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:29,840 There are going to be four rounds in this Computer Bowl. 2445 01:51:30,240 --> 01:51:30,660 Round one. 2446 01:51:30,720 --> 01:51:31,780 Round two. 2447 01:51:32,160 --> 01:51:32,600 Round two. 2448 01:51:32,760 --> 01:51:33,980 Fun and hijinks there. 2449 01:51:34,080 --> 01:51:34,960 Max Tomlinson. 2450 01:51:35,140 --> 01:51:35,860 Thank you very much. 2451 01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:37,340 Dangerous bit of business, you say. 2452 01:51:37,420 --> 01:51:38,340 Thank you very much. 2453 01:51:38,380 --> 01:51:38,800 See how easy this is. 2454 01:51:39,040 --> 01:51:39,860 And round four. 2455 01:51:39,960 --> 01:51:40,120 Right? 2456 01:51:40,180 --> 01:51:40,760 It's very simple. 2457 01:51:41,140 --> 01:51:43,500 In each round, there will be two kinds of questions. 2458 01:51:43,880 --> 01:51:47,920 There are toss-up questions worth one point each in any individual. 2459 01:51:48,240 --> 01:51:49,720 Jean-Louis Gasset. 2460 01:51:50,260 --> 01:51:51,300 Jerry Kaplan. 2461 01:51:52,180 --> 01:51:56,060 If your answer to a toss-up question is wrong, then the player from the other team... 2462 01:51:56,060 --> 01:51:57,120 Michael McConnell. 2463 01:51:57,800 --> 01:51:58,820 Got a cigar. 2464 01:51:59,220 --> 01:52:00,880 If you ring your buzzer before... 2465 01:52:00,880 --> 01:52:01,980 And Lisa Terrell. 2466 01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:08,060 Look at the cheap bit of fucking work that went into the squares. 2467 01:52:08,060 --> 01:52:11,640 Closing team will get to hear the full question and then get to answer. 2468 01:52:11,920 --> 01:52:12,920 How did they get up there? 2469 01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:14,140 It looks like it's dodgy. 2470 01:52:14,240 --> 01:52:15,400 It looks like it could fall down. 2471 01:52:15,460 --> 01:52:22,280 Imagine that thing fell forward down and it was like one, two, three, four, five, ten Bobby Davro scenarios in one go. 2472 01:52:22,500 --> 01:52:22,960 One... 2473 01:52:22,960 --> 01:52:24,160 Certainly before you buzz. 2474 01:52:24,660 --> 01:52:25,000 All right. 2475 01:52:25,040 --> 01:52:27,240 There are also special bonus round questions. 2476 01:52:27,600 --> 01:52:29,200 They will be directed to one team only. 2477 01:52:29,340 --> 01:52:32,060 Each team will have the chance to answer four. 2478 01:52:32,140 --> 01:52:33,180 Bonus round questions. 2479 01:52:33,420 --> 01:52:37,440 The bonus round will be multiple part questions worth a total of three points. 2480 01:52:37,860 --> 01:52:41,240 He could have just portmanteaued his way through that multi-part. 2481 01:52:41,640 --> 01:52:45,040 The bonus round questions will rotate from east to west and east, etc. 2482 01:52:45,160 --> 01:52:46,160 Each side will have four. 2483 01:52:46,360 --> 01:52:49,240 The bonus round questions can be answered only by the team captain. 2484 01:52:49,560 --> 01:52:53,200 Though members of the team may consult with the captain before he answers. 2485 01:52:53,440 --> 01:52:57,960 You must please, gentlemen and ladies, ring your buzzer and be recognized before you answer. 2486 01:52:58,280 --> 01:53:01,360 I know you're all a bunch of wild guys, but we have to play by the rules here. 2487 01:53:01,360 --> 01:53:04,240 Wild guys, you've got Patricia Seabolt. 2488 01:53:04,240 --> 01:53:06,700 You've got Alain Hanover. 2489 01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:06,700 You've got Alain Hanover. 2490 01:53:06,700 --> 01:53:06,960 You've got Alain Hanover. 2491 01:53:06,960 --> 01:53:07,660 You've got Alain Hanover. 2492 01:53:07,660 --> 01:53:08,160 You've got Alain Hanover. 2493 01:53:08,160 --> 01:53:08,660 You've got Alain Hanover. 2494 01:53:08,660 --> 01:53:09,160 You've got Alain Hanover. 2495 01:53:09,160 --> 01:53:09,660 You've got Alain Hanover. 2496 01:53:09,660 --> 01:53:10,660 You've got Alain Hanover. 2497 01:53:10,660 --> 01:53:16,200 Since we know how mean and nasty you techies of terror can be, on Friday the 14th in particular, 2498 01:53:16,600 --> 01:53:20,300 we have invited two experts to be our judges for tonight's computer bowl. 2499 01:53:20,380 --> 01:53:23,320 It will be their job to rule on any disputed answers. 2500 01:53:23,780 --> 01:53:28,960 In the judges' box tonight from the East Coast, from Fluent Incorporated, Dr. David Nelson. 2501 01:53:30,820 --> 01:53:33,560 Good man, Nelson. Good man. 2502 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:38,600 And I guess since we're here in a converted basketball court, our judges have become referees tonight, it looks like. 2503 01:53:39,180 --> 01:53:45,500 All right, sitting in a judge's box also for Computer Bowl V, representing the West Coast from asset management company, John Schock. 2504 01:53:47,620 --> 01:53:49,040 Thanks very much, Prig. 2505 01:53:50,460 --> 01:53:53,680 Now it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man who... 2506 01:53:53,680 --> 01:53:54,840 Crazy bit of business. 2507 01:53:56,800 --> 01:54:04,100 Now it is my pleasure to introduce to you the man who holds the title of West Coast's most valuable player from Computer Bowl II, 2508 01:54:04,600 --> 01:54:10,360 but very sad to say for some, he has now lost the title of World's Most Eligible Bachelor. 2509 01:54:10,920 --> 01:54:14,460 Ladies and gentlemen, the chairman of the board of Microsoft, Mr. Bill Gates. 2510 01:54:23,040 --> 01:54:40,260 Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Fat 32. Look at the way he's stalking. Look at his long stalking legs. 2511 01:54:41,080 --> 01:54:43,000 He's like a stalk, a beanstalk. 2512 01:54:43,780 --> 01:54:46,220 Jack is a fucking beanstalk, man. 2513 01:54:51,720 --> 01:54:52,200 Okay. 2514 01:54:54,200 --> 01:54:55,120 All right, turn that up. 2515 01:54:55,220 --> 01:54:56,400 Start your brains, ladies and gentlemen. 2516 01:54:56,540 --> 01:54:56,660 Bill. 2517 01:54:57,240 --> 01:54:59,620 Ladies and gentlemen, start your brains. 2518 01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:00,900 Start with the first toss-up question. 2519 01:55:01,620 --> 01:55:04,340 No, there was no bit of banter with Bill. 2520 01:55:04,420 --> 01:55:06,220 It's just straight in, no foreplay. 2521 01:55:06,360 --> 01:55:07,880 It's straight into tech questionnaire. 2522 01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:09,320 Bliss. 2523 01:55:09,700 --> 01:55:10,800 In 1978. 2524 01:55:11,660 --> 01:55:13,120 In 1978. 2525 01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:13,240 In 1978. 2526 01:55:14,440 --> 01:55:18,740 Francis Higgins is brought to you in association with Hewlett-Packard. 2527 01:55:19,940 --> 01:55:21,160 And J.B.P. 2528 01:55:22,840 --> 01:55:24,180 Do we have that clip? 2529 01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:25,200 Is that clip there? 2530 01:55:26,520 --> 01:55:28,320 Do we have that clip there? 2531 01:55:30,000 --> 01:55:30,480 Should we... 2532 01:55:30,480 --> 01:55:34,040 We've got it here. 2533 01:55:34,220 --> 01:55:34,360 Yeah. 2534 01:55:34,800 --> 01:55:35,940 Sorry about the volume. 2535 01:55:36,200 --> 01:55:36,960 Adjust your volume. 2536 01:55:37,100 --> 01:55:37,940 It could be loud. 2537 01:55:38,940 --> 01:55:42,500 Francis Higgins made possible in part by Hewlett-Packard. 2538 01:55:42,500 --> 01:55:48,040 Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network. 2539 01:55:48,760 --> 01:55:52,560 HBPCs, you're looking at partnerships in a whole new light. 2540 01:55:53,820 --> 01:55:54,280 There we go. 2541 01:55:54,940 --> 01:56:00,360 Ward Christensen and Randy Seuss created a computer first in the city of Chicago. 2542 01:56:01,140 --> 01:56:01,780 What computer- 2543 01:56:01,780 --> 01:56:04,700 David Trimble, the peace process. 2544 01:56:05,060 --> 01:56:05,940 Good Friday agreement. 2545 01:56:09,680 --> 01:56:12,080 Bit of fucking David Trimble-tronics. 2546 01:56:12,980 --> 01:56:17,020 How David Trimble probably wished he could have traded places with Bill Gates. 2547 01:56:17,020 --> 01:56:22,580 Maybe that would have been a great comedy of the time if the fucking... 2548 01:56:22,580 --> 01:56:25,720 Some hotshot producer managed to pull that together where... 2549 01:56:25,720 --> 01:56:31,780 A kind of trading place is where then Bill Gates has to fucking deal with the, you know, 2550 01:56:31,860 --> 01:56:33,820 the loyalists and the unionists up north. 2551 01:56:33,820 --> 01:56:40,540 And then David Trimble has to, you know, mastermind Windows 95 launch. 2552 01:56:41,120 --> 01:56:44,820 And then you get to see the two worlds and all the japes and fun that would have created. 2553 01:56:45,160 --> 01:56:46,640 Thank you very much for the tip there, let's... 2554 01:56:46,640 --> 01:56:47,720 In the city of Chicago. 2555 01:56:48,380 --> 01:56:51,520 What computer-based innovation did they create? 2556 01:56:53,680 --> 01:56:55,180 Okay, boy, we're starting with a tough one. 2557 01:56:55,240 --> 01:56:56,960 All right, let's go to Neo of the East. 2558 01:56:57,380 --> 01:56:59,560 The X-Modem File Transfer Protocol. 2559 01:57:00,380 --> 01:57:01,880 No, that is not the correct answer. 2560 01:57:01,980 --> 01:57:04,180 Anybody on the West like to take a shot at this now? 2561 01:57:04,520 --> 01:57:05,300 You've got to ring your buzzer. 2562 01:57:05,380 --> 01:57:07,560 Somebody on the West quickly if you'd like to answer this question. 2563 01:57:08,520 --> 01:57:09,960 Computer innovation started in Chicago. 2564 01:57:10,100 --> 01:57:11,420 Okay, Jerry Kaplan, what's your answer? 2565 01:57:11,460 --> 01:57:13,020 It was a virtual reality game, wasn't it? 2566 01:57:13,380 --> 01:57:15,440 No, I'm afraid that's not the right answer either. 2567 01:57:15,440 --> 01:57:16,980 Of course, it's zero here. 2568 01:57:16,980 --> 01:57:19,760 The answer is the first bulletin board system. 2569 01:57:19,900 --> 01:57:21,140 The first bulletin board system. 2570 01:57:21,520 --> 01:57:22,640 Okay, let's go to the second. 2571 01:57:23,140 --> 01:57:24,340 No, no, no, that was a good one. 2572 01:57:24,360 --> 01:57:24,760 Go to the second. 2573 01:57:24,860 --> 01:57:25,460 Next question, Bill. 2574 01:57:25,820 --> 01:57:31,220 PC Letter publishes a vaporware list of software products that have been announced but not shipped. 2575 01:57:31,220 --> 01:57:31,760 Sorry. 2576 01:57:31,820 --> 01:57:39,080 One software program holds the record for being on the PC vaporware list for the longest time, four years and two months. 2577 01:57:39,420 --> 01:57:42,240 What program holds this dubious distinction? 2578 01:57:42,780 --> 01:57:46,120 Was it Lotus 1-2-3 for the Macintosh? 2579 01:57:46,120 --> 01:57:48,240 Microsoft Windows? 2580 01:57:48,240 --> 01:57:51,420 D-base 4 or OS 2? 2581 01:57:51,420 --> 01:57:54,580 All right, which of those was longest? 2582 01:57:54,580 --> 01:57:56,920 All right, we have an answer from Jean-Louis Gasset. 2583 01:57:57,340 --> 01:57:59,120 Lotus 1-2-3 for the Macintosh. 2584 01:57:59,240 --> 01:57:59,820 Yes, indeed. 2585 01:57:59,960 --> 01:58:01,340 Lotus 1-2-3 for the Mac. 2586 01:58:01,440 --> 01:58:01,740 Okay. 2587 01:58:02,600 --> 01:58:04,160 One point for the West Coast. 2588 01:58:04,240 --> 01:58:04,820 The West ahead. 2589 01:58:04,960 --> 01:58:05,740 One to nothing. 2590 01:58:06,880 --> 01:58:08,680 Next question, Bill. 2591 01:58:09,260 --> 01:58:20,600 A recent art exhibit at the Georges Pompidou Center in Paris featured a supercomputer that generates real-time images that evolve and change with audience interaction. 2592 01:58:21,460 --> 01:58:24,520 What supercomputer was used for this exhibit? 2593 01:58:26,020 --> 01:58:26,840 It's gone now. 2594 01:58:27,000 --> 01:58:28,300 It's gone flat now. 2595 01:58:28,540 --> 01:58:30,660 I liked the beginning, but I don't like this. 2596 01:58:30,660 --> 01:58:32,600 Okay, Harry Saul from the West Coast. 2597 01:58:32,860 --> 01:58:35,920 I was hoping there'd be more banter with Bill Gates. 2598 01:58:36,000 --> 01:58:36,300 Cray 1. 2599 01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:38,660 No, it was not a Cray 1. 2600 01:58:38,780 --> 01:58:40,700 Anybody from the East likes to take a shot at that? 2601 01:58:40,820 --> 01:58:42,020 Okay, we've got Alan Hanover. 2602 01:58:42,100 --> 01:58:42,620 What's your answer? 2603 01:58:42,940 --> 01:58:43,780 Cray XMP. 2604 01:58:44,660 --> 01:58:46,360 That is not the answer either. 2605 01:58:46,500 --> 01:58:49,400 The answer is the CM2 connection machine. 2606 01:58:50,140 --> 01:58:51,800 All right, we're stopping these guys. 2607 01:58:52,420 --> 01:58:54,380 All right, Bill, let's go to the third question and see how they do. 2608 01:58:54,720 --> 01:58:59,340 A high-tech executive recently wrote a book having nothing to do with computers. 2609 01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,600 It's about diet and nutrition. 2610 01:59:02,140 --> 01:59:04,020 The title is The 10% Solution. 2611 01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:05,500 Who is the author? 2612 01:59:05,600 --> 01:59:07,580 Is it Ray Kurzweil? 2613 01:59:08,320 --> 01:59:09,080 Mitch Kapoor? 2614 01:59:09,980 --> 01:59:10,840 Philippe Kahn? 2615 01:59:11,360 --> 01:59:12,320 Or John Akers? 2616 01:59:15,220 --> 01:59:16,320 Mitch Kapoor. 2617 01:59:16,820 --> 01:59:17,580 Mitch Kapoor. 2618 01:59:17,580 --> 01:59:18,040 10% Solution. 2619 01:59:18,160 --> 01:59:19,240 Jerry Kaplan, West Coast. 2620 01:59:19,320 --> 01:59:20,260 I'll guess Ray Kurzweil. 2621 01:59:20,340 --> 01:59:21,700 Ray Kurzweil is the answer. 2622 01:59:21,800 --> 01:59:22,320 Ray Kurzweil. 2623 01:59:22,320 --> 01:59:22,740 Okay. 2624 01:59:24,020 --> 01:59:26,800 It is two to nothing for the West Coast. 2625 01:59:27,000 --> 01:59:28,740 Again, you can answer only through Mitch the Captain. 2626 01:59:28,840 --> 01:59:29,820 You guys can consult. 2627 01:59:30,180 --> 01:59:33,900 The subject here is computer books, and I'll ask you three questions in this bonus round. 2628 01:59:33,980 --> 01:59:34,940 Each is worth one point. 2629 01:59:35,020 --> 01:59:35,860 Here is the first question. 2630 01:59:35,860 --> 01:59:42,480 In the book, Colossus the Forbin Project, an American supercomputer is pitted against a Russian 2631 01:59:42,480 --> 01:59:43,200 supercomputer. 2632 01:59:43,200 --> 01:59:46,520 The American computer was called Colossus. 2633 01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:48,980 What was the name of the Russian computer? 2634 01:59:48,980 --> 01:59:50,420 Was it Gorbachev? 2635 01:59:53,420 --> 01:59:54,800 Gorbachev like Gorbachev. 2636 01:59:55,420 --> 01:59:57,180 Guardian or Sputnik? 2637 01:59:58,180 --> 02:00:00,840 Consult and give me the answer through your captain for one point. 2638 02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:01,860 Guardian. 2639 02:00:01,960 --> 02:00:02,980 Guardian is the right answer. 2640 02:00:03,060 --> 02:00:04,240 That's another point for the West. 2641 02:00:04,380 --> 02:00:04,600 Okay. 2642 02:00:04,900 --> 02:00:05,160 All right. 2643 02:00:05,180 --> 02:00:07,860 I don't think I can manage any more of this, to be honest. 2644 02:00:08,120 --> 02:00:12,960 I mean, there's probably golden nuggets in here as well, but it's just lacking, sadly, 2645 02:00:13,300 --> 02:00:14,560 in not so well. 2646 02:00:14,820 --> 02:00:15,600 I mean, look at that. 2647 02:00:15,660 --> 02:00:17,220 That's a quality better business right there. 2648 02:00:17,480 --> 02:00:18,460 Thank you very much there. 2649 02:00:19,100 --> 02:00:20,700 Mega Munchie Meal Deal. 2650 02:00:21,160 --> 02:00:21,540 Not now. 2651 02:00:21,940 --> 02:00:23,340 Mega Munchie Meal Deal. 2652 02:00:23,420 --> 02:00:25,020 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2653 02:00:26,360 --> 02:00:31,000 And that's a sensational profile picture there for the ages. 2654 02:00:34,680 --> 02:00:37,740 For the East, we'll be right back with round two in just a moment. 2655 02:00:49,020 --> 02:00:49,540 Okay. 2656 02:00:49,700 --> 02:00:52,260 We're going back now for the second round here of Computer Bowl. 2657 02:00:52,760 --> 02:00:53,280 Gates. 2658 02:00:53,640 --> 02:00:55,000 Gates is absolutely. 2659 02:00:56,340 --> 02:00:57,360 Not arsed. 2660 02:00:58,600 --> 02:01:01,960 But he's got a lot of money coming to him in a couple of years time. 2661 02:01:02,180 --> 02:01:03,620 Already he's minted the fucker. 2662 02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:08,060 Took Gary Kildall's idea for a fucking disc operating system. 2663 02:01:08,400 --> 02:01:09,120 Didn't take it. 2664 02:01:09,720 --> 02:01:12,620 But fucking undercut him. 2665 02:01:14,220 --> 02:01:14,900 Undercut him. 2666 02:01:15,240 --> 02:01:16,640 And he made the big cash. 2667 02:01:17,660 --> 02:01:20,100 Apparently, it's a case of you had to be. 2668 02:01:20,920 --> 02:01:23,820 Silicon Valley is a right place, right time sort of vibe. 2669 02:01:24,160 --> 02:01:26,780 And Bill Gates was just the man in the right place, right time. 2670 02:01:26,980 --> 02:01:29,220 And a lot of the innovations came from other people. 2671 02:01:29,300 --> 02:01:32,180 He just kind of put the fucking deal together, so to speak. 2672 02:01:32,180 --> 02:01:33,000 More toss-up questions. 2673 02:01:33,000 --> 02:01:35,900 The score is two for the West, one for the East, a slow start. 2674 02:01:36,180 --> 02:01:37,520 Bill, go to your first toss-up question. 2675 02:01:37,760 --> 02:01:43,440 According to the New York Times, what U.S. government official once sent the following email message? 2676 02:01:43,980 --> 02:01:47,640 Oh, Lord, I lost the slip and broke one of the high heels. 2677 02:01:48,120 --> 02:01:49,100 Forgive, please. 2678 02:01:49,480 --> 02:01:51,000 We'll return the wig on Monday. 2679 02:01:51,620 --> 02:01:52,920 Was it William Casey? 2680 02:01:53,400 --> 02:01:54,420 J. Edgar Hoover? 2681 02:01:55,160 --> 02:01:56,080 I can't be arsed. 2682 02:01:56,960 --> 02:01:57,280 What? 2683 02:01:57,520 --> 02:01:59,500 Can you say that again, Bill? 2684 02:01:59,560 --> 02:01:59,880 Can you? 2685 02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:00,440 What? 2686 02:02:01,440 --> 02:02:08,600 I'm just going to skip through this here and then we might go into a fully-fledged episode of Computer Chronicles 2687 02:02:08,600 --> 02:02:11,040 just so that the pace remains the same. 2688 02:02:11,440 --> 02:02:12,720 A lot of hairy men out there. 2689 02:02:15,420 --> 02:02:21,380 You'd wonder who that guy was that looks like Marisy in the fucking frame down at the bottom right there. 2690 02:02:22,040 --> 02:02:23,320 This is half an hour. 2691 02:02:23,420 --> 02:02:24,860 This is only part one-like. 2692 02:02:25,600 --> 02:02:26,700 And look, it's not cutting away. 2693 02:02:26,820 --> 02:02:28,840 There's no video rounds. 2694 02:02:29,260 --> 02:02:30,660 Let's have a look at the screen. 2695 02:02:31,480 --> 02:02:32,320 We're up to 10 to 2. 2696 02:02:32,920 --> 02:02:34,160 All right, here's a chance for another point. 2697 02:02:34,240 --> 02:02:36,740 Imagine sitting in that hall for an hour watching this. 2698 02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:39,860 The first bit where they came out was electric. 2699 02:02:41,140 --> 02:02:42,140 Have a look there now. 2700 02:02:42,280 --> 02:02:42,920 Skip there. 2701 02:02:43,260 --> 02:02:44,360 There's included free song. 2702 02:02:44,740 --> 02:02:45,840 That's only part one. 2703 02:02:45,920 --> 02:02:50,340 It's like, come back next week for more Computer Bowl. 2704 02:02:50,340 --> 02:02:52,060 Let's just see Shafet's outro here. 2705 02:02:52,060 --> 02:02:52,680 ...in common. 2706 02:02:53,780 --> 02:02:54,800 Jerry Kaplan of... 2707 02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:55,480 ...versals for Apple. 2708 02:02:55,600 --> 02:02:56,100 Very good. 2709 02:02:57,160 --> 02:02:58,060 Kaplan for Apple. 2710 02:02:58,340 --> 02:02:59,100 Thank you very much. 2711 02:02:59,180 --> 02:03:00,200 Question Tarantino. 2712 02:03:00,280 --> 02:03:01,980 The West is considerably ahead right now. 2713 02:03:02,060 --> 02:03:02,320 11. 2714 02:03:02,440 --> 02:03:04,960 Watching live via satellite in Boston and Redmond. 2715 02:03:05,320 --> 02:03:06,380 Please stay seated. 2716 02:03:06,720 --> 02:03:11,380 We'll resume Computer Bowl 5 in just about 15 minutes after some halftime entertainment. 2717 02:03:11,860 --> 02:03:17,000 Now, for those of you watching this at home on television, that is it for this special edition of Computer Chronicles. 2718 02:03:17,000 --> 02:03:18,720 If you want to see how this all ends... 2719 02:03:18,720 --> 02:03:20,300 Bill Gates, how awkward it is. 2720 02:03:20,360 --> 02:03:21,700 There's no phones back then. 2721 02:03:22,260 --> 02:03:23,840 So he's not even looking at a phone there. 2722 02:03:23,880 --> 02:03:25,700 He's just staring down at the desk. 2723 02:03:35,440 --> 02:03:36,180 Anxiety Gates. 2724 02:03:36,180 --> 02:03:38,140 ...after some halftime entertainment. 2725 02:03:38,600 --> 02:03:39,920 Now, for those of you who want to see... 2726 02:03:39,920 --> 02:03:41,320 ...of Computer Bowl 5. 2727 02:03:42,320 --> 02:03:43,500 Computer Bowl 5. 2728 02:03:43,500 --> 02:03:46,440 ...next week with the second half of Computer Bowl 5. 2729 02:03:50,320 --> 02:03:52,380 ...do you hear that little horn there at the end? 2730 02:03:52,440 --> 02:03:53,040 ...Fall 5. 2731 02:03:56,040 --> 02:03:56,560 ...perr. 2732 02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:03,420 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 2733 02:04:03,920 --> 02:04:06,840 Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 2734 02:04:07,140 --> 02:04:08,320 Intel, the computer inside. 2735 02:04:08,320 --> 02:04:10,140 I'm sure we have something better here now. 2736 02:04:10,140 --> 02:04:13,500 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association. 2737 02:04:13,980 --> 02:04:16,840 Providers of educational materials to help manage software. 2738 02:04:17,500 --> 02:04:18,760 Don't copy that floppy. 2739 02:04:19,100 --> 02:04:20,180 Buying a new computer. 2740 02:04:20,300 --> 02:04:21,180 I think we might have seen. 2741 02:04:21,180 --> 02:04:22,700 Video cassette copies of this program are available. 2742 02:04:22,920 --> 02:04:24,300 Beginner's Guide to PC. 2743 02:04:26,020 --> 02:04:27,120 Baseball software. 2744 02:04:27,760 --> 02:04:28,420 The internet. 2745 02:04:28,760 --> 02:04:29,780 I think we've seen that. 2746 02:04:29,860 --> 02:04:30,920 Consumer Buying Guide. 2747 02:04:31,040 --> 02:04:32,000 That could be very funny. 2748 02:04:32,160 --> 02:04:33,700 It's usually just... 2749 02:04:33,700 --> 02:04:34,540 CD-ROM. 2750 02:04:34,620 --> 02:04:37,860 There's a very hairy looking fella there on the CD-ROM thumbnail. 2751 02:04:39,620 --> 02:04:41,240 Comdex is good for gadgets. 2752 02:04:42,980 --> 02:04:44,000 Computer Ergonomics. 2753 02:04:44,080 --> 02:04:45,480 Consumer Buying Guide again. 2754 02:04:46,140 --> 02:04:47,500 Consumer Electronics Show. 2755 02:04:48,460 --> 02:04:51,040 We want something that's in studio really though. 2756 02:04:51,800 --> 02:04:56,740 If they go to a fucking Comdex or an exposition, it might lack. 2757 02:04:57,460 --> 02:04:58,560 Beginner's Guide to PC. 2758 02:05:01,060 --> 02:05:02,100 Let's see this here. 2759 02:05:02,820 --> 02:05:08,880 I'm shopping on this kiosk here looking for computer stuff to get some presents for some hacker friends of mine. 2760 02:05:09,380 --> 02:05:10,720 Trouble is there's so many interesting things here. 2761 02:05:10,720 --> 02:05:12,720 I'm really not sure what to buy. 2762 02:05:12,720 --> 02:05:13,720 You having the same problem? 2763 02:05:13,720 --> 02:05:23,640 If so, then this is your day because we're going to bring together our group of resident Computer Chronicles experts to find out what their picks are for the best high-tech toys of the year. 2764 02:05:23,820 --> 02:05:29,400 As we bring you our annual Consumer Buying Guide show on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2765 02:05:29,400 --> 02:05:31,480 Liquid Finger Work at the beginning. 2766 02:05:31,480 --> 02:05:34,240 And Chronic Bowl 5, thank you very much. 2767 02:05:34,400 --> 02:05:35,560 Look at the finger work there. 2768 02:05:36,680 --> 02:05:38,460 I'm shopping on this kiosk here. 2769 02:05:38,620 --> 02:05:39,840 And what's his timepiece? 2770 02:05:40,780 --> 02:05:41,920 Nice timepiece he's got. 2771 02:05:42,120 --> 02:05:43,160 Looking for computer stuff. 2772 02:05:43,340 --> 02:05:48,880 It looks like it has an LCD or not an LCD but a kind of a digital display as well as an analog. 2773 02:05:49,060 --> 02:05:51,520 Some presents for some hacker friends of mine. 2774 02:05:52,140 --> 02:05:55,460 Trouble is there's so many interesting things here I'm really not sure what to buy. 2775 02:05:55,520 --> 02:05:56,500 You having the same problem? 2776 02:05:56,820 --> 02:06:06,260 If so, then this is your day because we're going to bring together our group of resident Computer Chronicles experts to find out what their picks are for the best high-tech toys of the year. 2777 02:06:06,260 --> 02:06:12,060 As we bring you our annual Consumer Buying Guide show on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 2778 02:06:12,200 --> 02:06:12,700 Come on! 2779 02:06:12,700 --> 02:06:14,060 Come on! 2780 02:06:14,600 --> 02:06:15,640 It's in studio. 2781 02:06:15,980 --> 02:06:17,620 It's not an exposition. 2782 02:06:18,580 --> 02:06:20,100 They're all in studio. 2783 02:06:21,180 --> 02:06:21,540 Woo! 2784 02:06:26,540 --> 02:06:29,780 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 2785 02:06:30,300 --> 02:06:33,320 Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 2786 02:06:33,620 --> 02:06:34,060 Intel. 2787 02:06:34,300 --> 02:06:35,320 The computer inside. 2788 02:06:36,420 --> 02:06:40,040 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association. 2789 02:06:40,560 --> 02:06:43,560 Providers of educational materials to help manage software. 2790 02:06:44,120 --> 02:06:45,480 Don't copy that floppy. 2791 02:06:46,440 --> 02:06:49,300 And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division. 2792 02:06:53,720 --> 02:06:54,220 Hi, look. 2793 02:06:54,300 --> 02:06:55,020 It's Schindler. 2794 02:06:55,520 --> 02:06:56,460 Schindler's in town. 2795 02:06:58,840 --> 02:07:01,520 Fucking Paul Schindler is in town, everybody. 2796 02:07:01,640 --> 02:07:02,080 Sophistics. 2797 02:07:02,220 --> 02:07:03,300 Thank you very much. 2798 02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:03,300 Thank you very much. 2799 02:07:03,300 --> 02:07:05,040 And I love when Schindler's in town. 2800 02:07:05,040 --> 02:07:07,320 It usually gets a little bit strange. 2801 02:07:07,320 --> 02:07:09,040 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 2802 02:07:09,040 --> 02:07:09,340 I'm... 2803 02:07:09,340 --> 02:07:11,020 And that was a liquid welcome as well. 2804 02:07:11,780 --> 02:07:13,260 Look at this liquid welcome here. 2805 02:07:13,740 --> 02:07:13,860 What? 2806 02:07:14,860 --> 02:07:15,540 Go there again. 2807 02:07:21,540 --> 02:07:23,060 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 2808 02:07:23,060 --> 02:07:24,120 I'm Stuart Schiffey. 2809 02:07:24,120 --> 02:07:27,100 And with me today is Paul Schindler, Northern California Bureau editor. 2810 02:07:28,100 --> 02:07:29,220 Here we go. 2811 02:07:29,400 --> 02:07:30,360 Here we go. 2812 02:07:33,880 --> 02:07:35,280 The tongue is out. 2813 02:07:35,800 --> 02:07:36,440 The beard. 2814 02:07:36,780 --> 02:07:38,040 He's biting those lips. 2815 02:07:38,720 --> 02:07:39,760 He's ready to go. 2816 02:07:39,900 --> 02:07:41,140 Full fucking Schindler. 2817 02:07:42,060 --> 02:07:44,620 With none other than Oscar Schindler. 2818 02:07:45,760 --> 02:07:46,780 John Virgo. 2819 02:07:47,720 --> 02:07:49,300 The American John Virgo. 2820 02:07:49,420 --> 02:07:51,140 The trick shot tycoon. 2821 02:07:51,740 --> 02:07:53,020 He's got a bow tie on. 2822 02:07:53,160 --> 02:07:55,280 Let's start off with the California Bureau editor for Windows Magazine. 2823 02:07:55,400 --> 02:07:57,160 Paul, we've got lots of neat toys to look at today. 2824 02:07:57,440 --> 02:07:58,540 Let's start off with this thing. 2825 02:07:58,780 --> 02:07:59,160 All right, Stuart. 2826 02:07:59,260 --> 02:08:02,620 This is one way of getting at a service called radio mail. 2827 02:08:02,720 --> 02:08:04,080 Now, that's $89 a month. 2828 02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:07,340 Beard is trimmed, but the hair is wild, says Owen Downey. 2829 02:08:07,400 --> 02:08:10,400 For unlimited, incoming and outgoing electronic mail. 2830 02:08:10,500 --> 02:08:13,760 And the key is this MobyDem portable cellular modem. 2831 02:08:13,880 --> 02:08:14,440 That's $800. 2832 02:08:14,580 --> 02:08:17,000 It's only a mobile phone. 2833 02:08:17,140 --> 02:08:18,420 Better believe it. 2834 02:08:18,480 --> 02:08:18,920 Shite. 2835 02:08:19,020 --> 02:08:20,480 Dollars from G.E. Erickson. 2836 02:08:20,580 --> 02:08:23,580 He's going to be demoing it, demoing it tonight. 2837 02:08:24,220 --> 02:08:24,740 Schindler. 2838 02:08:25,120 --> 02:08:26,920 MobyDem portable cellular modem. 2839 02:08:26,980 --> 02:08:29,160 That's $800 from G.E. Erickson. 2840 02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:32,120 This is the smallest unit you can hook it to to get email. 2841 02:08:32,120 --> 02:08:33,640 This is an HP 95 LX. 2842 02:08:33,920 --> 02:08:38,200 But this same modem will hook to the serial port of any portable computer. 2843 02:08:38,580 --> 02:08:40,280 You can get your electronic mail anywhere. 2844 02:08:40,280 --> 02:08:43,120 We see a bit of detail there of Paul Schindler. 2845 02:08:44,500 --> 02:08:47,080 And his feckin' email address. 2846 02:08:47,200 --> 02:08:49,600 We don't, we can't actually make that out. 2847 02:08:49,660 --> 02:08:51,300 The resolution is too crummy. 2848 02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:53,220 Let's see if we can go upwards. 2849 02:08:54,000 --> 02:09:01,120 480p is actually doing good for an episode of C-Crons, to be honest, because sometimes we're watching 240p. 2850 02:09:01,260 --> 02:09:02,480 It's chaotically bad. 2851 02:09:02,580 --> 02:09:04,020 It's chaos theory. 2852 02:09:04,420 --> 02:09:05,120 But look at this. 2853 02:09:05,380 --> 02:09:08,340 Any time on a boat, on a plane, in a car. 2854 02:09:09,500 --> 02:09:12,280 It's the neatest way to get electronic mail. 2855 02:09:12,600 --> 02:09:13,260 No phones. 2856 02:09:13,600 --> 02:09:14,400 Wireless email. 2857 02:09:14,440 --> 02:09:14,780 Pretty cool. 2858 02:09:15,060 --> 02:09:15,300 All right. 2859 02:09:15,300 --> 02:09:18,160 If we're talking about mobile computing, I always use my notebook over here, right? 2860 02:09:18,420 --> 02:09:18,920 You never... 2861 02:09:18,920 --> 02:09:19,260 Wow. 2862 02:09:19,640 --> 02:09:24,220 Stu's got his fucking notebook in the studio at the moment in time. 2863 02:09:24,460 --> 02:09:27,220 You never have enough room on your hard drive, no matter how big your hard drive is. 2864 02:09:27,380 --> 02:09:28,280 Hard drive. 2865 02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:30,480 Look at how tall Schindler is. 2866 02:09:30,640 --> 02:09:33,480 He's a few inches bigger than fucking Stu. 2867 02:09:33,760 --> 02:09:35,080 A shoe is a big buck. 2868 02:09:35,980 --> 02:09:37,500 Seems like Schindler is a big buck as well. 2869 02:09:37,820 --> 02:09:38,960 Thank you very much, Shafi. 2870 02:09:39,100 --> 02:09:39,920 State of mind. 2871 02:09:40,160 --> 02:09:40,700 A portable, in fact... 2872 02:09:40,700 --> 02:09:43,140 Great to see the love for the Computer Chronicles. 2873 02:09:43,740 --> 02:09:44,860 No, I'm not alone here. 2874 02:09:44,940 --> 02:09:46,240 There's a lot of fans for the show. 2875 02:09:46,440 --> 02:09:47,480 Little portable hard drive. 2876 02:09:47,580 --> 02:09:49,060 Runs on four rechargeable batteries. 2877 02:09:49,520 --> 02:09:51,780 This is an 80 megabyte one for about 400 bucks. 2878 02:09:51,840 --> 02:09:53,820 You can get up to 200 megabytes in this little thing. 2879 02:09:54,020 --> 02:09:55,620 Just plugs right into your parallel port. 2880 02:09:55,620 --> 02:09:57,340 Takes me about 30 seconds to install it. 2881 02:09:57,640 --> 02:09:58,100 There you go. 2882 02:09:58,280 --> 02:09:58,800 Take it home. 2883 02:09:59,140 --> 02:09:59,420 All right. 2884 02:10:00,100 --> 02:10:01,080 Paul and I will be... 2885 02:10:01,080 --> 02:10:01,500 Sorry. 2886 02:10:01,800 --> 02:10:02,560 It's just... 2887 02:10:02,560 --> 02:10:03,640 I know I'm tearing the arse. 2888 02:10:03,700 --> 02:10:04,000 I'm proud of it. 2889 02:10:04,000 --> 02:10:05,060 We need to do it. 2890 02:10:05,260 --> 02:10:05,660 There you go. 2891 02:10:06,260 --> 02:10:07,140 It has to be done. 2892 02:10:22,960 --> 02:10:24,960 Tonight at nine on dispatches. 2893 02:10:25,860 --> 02:10:27,600 The man with the hard drive. 2894 02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:30,460 The man who took the hard drive 2895 02:10:30,460 --> 02:10:31,460 in his pocket. 2896 02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:34,340 Virgo's trick shot. 2897 02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:36,180 In off the pocket. 2898 02:10:37,120 --> 02:10:38,020 Tonight at nine. 2899 02:10:38,940 --> 02:10:40,020 On dispatches. 2900 02:10:40,020 --> 02:10:46,100 Paul and I will be joined today by Tim Bahar. 2901 02:10:46,100 --> 02:10:47,120 There you go. 2902 02:10:47,320 --> 02:10:47,840 Take it home. 2903 02:10:48,080 --> 02:10:48,440 All right. 2904 02:10:49,120 --> 02:10:50,060 Paul and I will... 2905 02:10:50,060 --> 02:10:53,000 Thank you very much, Rim. 2906 02:10:53,340 --> 02:10:53,680 TD! 2907 02:10:53,960 --> 02:10:55,500 Takes me about 30 seconds to install it. 2908 02:10:55,500 --> 02:10:55,940 Thank you very much. 2909 02:10:55,960 --> 02:10:56,400 There you go. 2910 02:10:56,580 --> 02:10:57,100 Take it home. 2911 02:10:57,360 --> 02:10:57,720 All right. 2912 02:10:58,400 --> 02:11:02,740 Paul and I will be joined today by Tim Bahar and Gina Smith for a look at the neatest new 2913 02:11:02,740 --> 02:11:03,900 computer goodies on the market. 2914 02:11:04,120 --> 02:11:04,320 We'll look... 2915 02:11:04,320 --> 02:11:07,220 Needest new computer goodies on the market. 2916 02:11:07,840 --> 02:11:09,240 Just sorry about this. 2917 02:11:09,540 --> 02:11:12,700 Turn down the volume on your fucking phone now. 2918 02:11:13,660 --> 02:11:15,120 Turn down the volume. 2919 02:11:15,300 --> 02:11:17,580 Three, two, one. 2920 02:11:18,060 --> 02:11:19,060 You should have turned it down. 2921 02:11:19,060 --> 02:11:19,060 I should have turned it down. 2922 02:11:21,580 --> 02:11:26,160 Is that it? 2923 02:11:26,340 --> 02:11:28,160 I thought I had a better one than that. 2924 02:11:28,160 --> 02:11:28,640 Give me a look. 2925 02:11:35,180 --> 02:11:36,460 Snooker in you. 2926 02:11:37,520 --> 02:11:38,440 Snooker in you tonight. 2927 02:11:38,660 --> 02:11:38,840 Woo! 2928 02:11:39,760 --> 02:11:42,860 I thought I had a snooker in you tonight one. 2929 02:11:43,960 --> 02:11:45,160 You have a little look there. 2930 02:11:45,240 --> 02:11:46,360 Sorry about this, guys. 2931 02:11:46,480 --> 02:11:49,060 It really is important that I get this going on now. 2932 02:11:53,800 --> 02:11:54,360 This... 2933 02:11:54,360 --> 02:11:55,700 Is this what we have here? 2934 02:11:55,760 --> 02:11:56,120 Is this it? 2935 02:11:56,180 --> 02:11:57,260 Watch the volume there. 2936 02:11:57,840 --> 02:11:58,200 Twisted! 2937 02:12:02,920 --> 02:12:04,320 Dispatches unwraps the story behind... 2938 02:12:04,320 --> 02:12:06,360 People getting undressed, you know, going to the bathroom. 2939 02:12:06,580 --> 02:12:06,940 Twisted! 2940 02:12:07,140 --> 02:12:09,900 Dispatches investigates Monday at 8 on 4. 2941 02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:13,020 It's... 2942 02:12:13,020 --> 02:12:13,440 It's been done. 2943 02:12:13,460 --> 02:12:18,040 Mainly, it's software and peripherals for IBM PC compatibles and the Macintosh, but there 2944 02:12:18,040 --> 02:12:20,700 are people out there who don't use either a Mac or a PC. 2945 02:12:21,040 --> 02:12:24,680 So we'll begin by checking out what's available for the other kinds of computers. 2946 02:12:25,720 --> 02:12:30,880 Millions of people shop for software and add-ons that are not for the PC, not for the Mac, 2947 02:12:31,060 --> 02:12:32,020 but for the Amiga. 2948 02:12:32,380 --> 02:12:35,400 It's the platform of choice for many who work with video... 2949 02:12:35,400 --> 02:12:37,200 Janelle Patterson's after you. 2950 02:12:37,200 --> 02:12:42,380 ...video and computer-generated animation, but a popular gift for any Amiga user is games. 2951 02:12:42,600 --> 02:12:45,600 The Amiga is the number two game machine in all... 2952 02:12:45,600 --> 02:12:46,880 Gary Doss! 2953 02:12:47,640 --> 02:12:50,780 Disc Operating System, and his name's Gary as well. 2954 02:12:50,940 --> 02:12:52,020 It's a crazy bit of business. 2955 02:12:52,940 --> 02:12:53,700 ...all of Europe. 2956 02:12:53,940 --> 02:12:56,440 We get a lot of titles from the European... 2957 02:12:56,440 --> 02:13:02,220 He looks like a serious gamer, and he's even wearing a fucking patented gamer tie as well. 2958 02:13:02,440 --> 02:13:03,280 Crazy bit of business. 2959 02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:16,880 Mark Kelly, thank you very much. Can you give a shout out to Genghis Roundstone? He's a big fan. Genghis. Hope you're doing well, Genghis. Best luck to you. 2960 02:13:16,960 --> 02:13:25,300 So there's a lot of arcade-type games like Hired Guns, mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. 2961 02:13:25,300 --> 02:13:28,300 Oooh, dodgy enough, is this? 2962 02:13:28,300 --> 02:13:45,220 Hired Guns, mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Mainstream products like Kid Picks from Rotobun is available. Sim Life, a lot of titles you recognize on other platforms are all available on the Amiga. 2963 02:13:45,220 --> 02:13:58,560 Some of the best deals can be found in multimedia productivity and authoring tools for the Amiga. Scala multimedia software costs about $300 and lets you create professional-looking presentations using all aspects of media. 2964 02:13:58,560 --> 02:14:04,940 We can take animations and graphics. We can take animations and graphics. Rick Salmon, Scala. 2965 02:14:04,940 --> 02:14:09,980 Some backgrounds and texts and fonts and add wipes and flips and tumbles and transitions to them. We can... 2966 02:14:09,980 --> 02:14:15,980 It flips, it twists, it turns, it tumbles. It takes you on a mad journey. We can take this. We can do this. Every little... 2967 02:14:15,980 --> 02:14:23,320 Looking presentations using all aspects of media. We can take animations and graphics and backgrounds and texts and fonts and add wipes... 2968 02:14:23,320 --> 02:14:28,320 Animations and backgrounds and graphics and texts. Animations and backgrounds and graphics and texts. 2969 02:14:28,320 --> 02:14:31,320 Flips and flips and tumbles and transitions to them. We can add... 2970 02:14:31,320 --> 02:14:34,820 and wipes, wipes and transitions and flips and tumbles. 2971 02:14:34,820 --> 02:14:36,920 Virgo's Mate Jim, thanking you much. 2972 02:14:36,920 --> 02:14:41,680 Music, backgrounds, and voice overlays, and control how those work together. 2973 02:14:41,680 --> 02:14:44,380 Put them all together into a real dynamic presentation. 2974 02:14:44,380 --> 02:14:48,180 Movie Maker is a non-linear desktop video and audio editing package. 2975 02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:51,560 Look, the birth of Windows Movie Maker. Is this a presentation? 2976 02:14:51,560 --> 02:14:56,760 Movie Maker is a non-linear desktop video and audio editing package 2977 02:14:56,760 --> 02:15:00,920 that lets you combine full motion video off your hard drive with computer animation. 2978 02:15:00,920 --> 02:15:04,520 The resulting movie can then be transferred to videotape. 2979 02:15:04,520 --> 02:15:10,520 Movie Maker costs $900 and runs on the Amiga 3000 and 4000 models. 2980 02:15:10,520 --> 02:15:12,220 It also needs a grand! 2981 02:15:12,220 --> 02:15:15,120 It's a very fast SCSI disc controller. 2982 02:15:15,120 --> 02:15:18,420 SCSI's after ya! What's the fucking deal with these shirts? 2983 02:15:18,420 --> 02:15:22,320 It's a crazy era of shirt and tie combinations. 2984 02:15:22,320 --> 02:15:27,420 And I don't want to go back there. I don't want to go back there! I don't want to go back there! 2985 02:15:27,420 --> 02:15:29,320 And a SCSI hard drive. 2986 02:15:29,320 --> 02:15:30,920 SCSI hard drive. 2987 02:15:30,920 --> 02:15:38,920 It can animate through native Amiga display modes or it can use DC TV from digital creations. 2988 02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:42,920 And that's really about it. It's primarily a software-based system. 2989 02:15:42,920 --> 02:15:45,920 So there's no expensive hardware add-ons that are required. 2990 02:15:45,920 --> 02:15:48,920 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 2991 02:15:48,920 --> 02:16:06,520 We have all our guest experts gathered here in the studio right now to show us some neat Macintosh products, including again... 2992 02:16:06,520 --> 02:16:16,120 Mac McGax, thank you very much there. Just a quick rewind from McGax says, "Check the size of Rick Salmon's giant hands." 2993 02:16:16,120 --> 02:16:19,720 I don't think it's a good look that I don't think it was something I actually noticed at the time, but he has got big hands. 2994 02:16:19,720 --> 02:16:21,720 And flips and tumbles and transi- 2995 02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:27,720 It's a crazy bit of business actually. Look at the flip and trippin' tumbles and wipes and set scenarios. 2996 02:16:27,720 --> 02:16:29,720 We can add music. 2997 02:16:29,720 --> 02:16:30,320 Music. 2998 02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:30,320 Yeah. 2999 02:16:30,320 --> 02:16:30,820 Yeah. 3000 02:16:37,120 --> 02:16:37,720 Big enough. 3001 02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:41,120 Relays and control how those work together. 3002 02:16:41,120 --> 02:16:44,120 Um, put them all together into a real dynamic. 3003 02:16:44,120 --> 02:16:44,620 Zars. 3004 02:16:44,620 --> 02:16:45,120 It. 3005 02:16:45,120 --> 02:16:45,620 It's a. 3006 02:16:45,620 --> 02:16:46,420 Gammler of Windows. 3007 02:16:46,420 --> 02:16:47,120 Experts gather. 3008 02:16:47,120 --> 02:16:47,820 Schindler is back. 3009 02:16:47,820 --> 02:16:52,720 Here in the studio right now to show us some neat Macintosh products, including again Paul Schindler of Windows Magazine, 3010 02:16:52,720 --> 02:16:57,720 Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies, and Gina Smith of Electronic Entertainment Magazine. 3011 02:16:57,720 --> 02:17:00,720 *Bell rings* 3012 02:17:00,720 --> 02:17:02,520 Paul, let's start with you and what do you have for the Mac? 3013 02:17:02,520 --> 02:17:07,320 Uh, a bunch of Mac stuff. Wanted to just mention Richard Dalton of KeepTrack gave me a hand picking this software out. 3014 02:17:07,320 --> 02:17:11,320 And the first one I have is the new Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia from- 3015 02:17:11,320 --> 02:17:13,320 Ah, look at that! 3016 02:17:13,320 --> 02:17:18,720 Multimedia Encyclopedia-er. He adds an R onto the edge of Encyclopedia. It sounds funny. 3017 02:17:18,720 --> 02:17:24,080 software out and the first one i have is the new growlier multimedia encyclopedia from impedi 3018 02:17:24,080 --> 02:17:30,400 encyclopedia from growlier electric electronic publishing multimedia encyclopedia from impedi 3019 02:17:30,400 --> 02:17:38,800 encyclopedia from grow mp dear is the new growlier multimedia encyclopedia from impedi encyclopedia 3020 02:17:38,800 --> 02:17:46,400 from growlier electronic publishing in stanford connecticut it's 400 dollars and the 1994 edition 3021 02:17:46,400 --> 02:17:53,600 adds animated maps the first to secede on december 20th the first to secede on december 20th was south 3022 02:17:53,600 --> 02:18:01,200 carolina 1860 mississippi florida it's a combination of sound and color in maps to demonstrate historical 3023 02:18:01,200 --> 02:18:06,480 movements this is the civil war they have another one that shows the westward expansion in the united 3024 02:18:06,480 --> 02:18:12,640 states signed articles bibliographies it's the finest cd-rom encyclopedia and i don't see any reason that 3025 02:18:12,640 --> 02:18:16,400 anybody should use a paper encyclopedia anymore all right load your next toy and i'm going to show 3026 02:18:16,400 --> 02:18:20,960 something right now this is a program called color it from a company called micro frontier it's image 3027 02:18:20,960 --> 02:18:25,120 editing and a paint program for the macintosh it doesn't come in a very fancy box and for a good 3028 02:18:25,120 --> 02:18:31,120 reason it is free basically it sells for 150 bucks normally they are giving away one million copies of 3029 02:18:31,120 --> 02:18:34,960 these during the rest of this year so if you get in touch with micro frontier and you're one of the first 3030 02:18:34,960 --> 02:18:38,960 million for about eight and a half dollars shipping and handling you can get painted a great color painting 3031 02:18:38,960 --> 02:18:44,880 program for the mac what do you have next i have crystal crazy 50 from cassidy and green in salinas 3032 02:18:44,880 --> 02:18:50,560 california the worthy successor to crystal quest uh it has many of the same elements it has little 3033 02:18:50,560 --> 02:18:56,080 ship it has crystals you can gather it has the cool sound effects that was me dying and what i want to do 3034 02:18:56,080 --> 02:19:02,240 is get up here and show you the second level because instead of just gathering uh crystals at the second 3035 02:19:02,240 --> 02:19:08,800 level bar the second level because i really want to show you the second level instead of just gathering 3036 02:19:08,800 --> 02:19:16,240 uh crystals at the second level you uh smash objects into the wall sounds like fun it's a it's a terrific 3037 02:19:16,240 --> 02:19:24,160 game it's literally just says smash the objects against the wall maximum time for bonus 15 seconds always 3038 02:19:24,160 --> 02:19:29,600 been a terrific game it's good in color and uh i just uh can't recommend this highly enough yeah get 3039 02:19:29,600 --> 02:19:34,720 it get all those hostilities out yeah i still have that statue down there and if they don't hit the 3040 02:19:34,720 --> 02:19:40,720 wall hard enough they don't break bit of vapor wave there look so that's crystal all right crystal crazy 3041 02:19:40,720 --> 02:19:46,000 crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh yeah right come on so that's crystal all right 3042 02:19:46,000 --> 02:19:50,640 crystal crazy crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh i will play with something while you show 3043 02:19:50,640 --> 02:19:56,320 that crystal crazy she was like let's get this segment over with now crystal crazy yeah what do 3044 02:19:56,320 --> 02:19:59,920 you got next you're gonna uh i will play with something while you show that while i show this 3045 02:19:59,920 --> 02:20:06,960 this is 500 it's the sticker from the roland digital group in irvine california look stew's playing 3046 02:20:06,960 --> 02:20:12,800 the computer and he's not making eye contact with schindler in order to communicate i'm not going to look 3047 02:20:12,800 --> 02:20:18,560 you in the eye schindler because you're taking too much time get on with the presentation schindler is 3048 02:20:18,560 --> 02:20:25,520 is is is kerfuffled at the moment and he looks over to stew stew stew's not even looking at him and uh 3049 02:20:25,520 --> 02:20:31,520 schindler doesn't know where to look it's 500 it's look at schindler here look he's looking at stew there 3050 02:20:32,960 --> 02:20:38,080 stew's not looking at him ever talked to someone who's not looking at he's so ignorant 3051 02:20:38,880 --> 02:20:46,000 but schindler knows that he needs to hurry up now so it's a great bit of uh great bit of communication 3052 02:20:46,000 --> 02:20:51,680 skill work from stew there to make him crystal crazy yeah what do you got next you're gonna uh i will 3053 02:20:51,680 --> 02:20:56,160 play with something while you show that while i show this this is 500 it's the sticker from the 3054 02:20:56,160 --> 02:21:02,400 roland digital group in urban california you see this now what's a sticker unbelievable is what a stick 3055 02:21:02,400 --> 02:21:08,960 is it makes vinyl signs now i'm confidently told it would cost you 20 to have this vinyl sign done you you 3056 02:21:08,960 --> 02:21:22,400 you put in raw vinyl into this device you hook it to your macintosh you you use some software and you can 3057 02:21:22,400 --> 02:21:27,200 do custom in any typeface you want i did the computer chronicles with a little more experience the letters 3058 02:21:27,200 --> 02:21:32,160 would have come out straight all right one more thing uh this is the disney screensaver 50 from berkeley 3059 02:21:32,160 --> 02:21:37,200 is cute this would have come out straight all right one more thing uh this is the disney screensaver 3060 02:21:37,200 --> 02:21:41,440 fifty dollars from berkeley systems you know they say everything has been done in screensavers this is 3061 02:21:41,440 --> 02:21:48,000 incredible they licensed the disney characters they grab the bitmaps from actual disney animation and uh 3062 02:21:48,000 --> 02:21:53,680 it's uh hours of your files goofy just grabs your folders and shoves them off your screen funniest 3063 02:21:53,680 --> 02:21:58,640 thing i've ever seen it's really cute funniest thing i've ever seen it's really cute it's not that funny 3064 02:21:58,640 --> 02:22:04,400 at all thank you very much there for the tip uh schindler's face i hope you're doing well goofy just 3065 02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:08,720 grabs your folders and shoves them off your screen funniest thing i've ever it's really cute all right 3066 02:22:08,720 --> 02:22:12,240 paul thank you very much i want to go over here and join tim and tim what do you have up on the mac hi 3067 02:22:12,240 --> 02:22:17,120 steward look at the way paul is just he still stays there look just fucking 3068 02:22:17,840 --> 02:22:21,760 he's going i could have done that better it should have been a lot better than that this is a new 3069 02:22:21,760 --> 02:22:27,040 product from microsoft called creative writer and it's really a word processor for kids but you wouldn't 3070 02:22:27,040 --> 02:22:32,720 know it what you do is you see they've got an idea i think i can quite clearly see it's for kids my friend 3071 02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:39,600 look at the fucking state of it really a word processor for kids but you wouldn't know it what you do is 3072 02:22:39,600 --> 02:22:44,720 you see they've got an idea workshop project workshop writing studio and library we're going to go up here to 3073 02:22:44,720 --> 02:22:52,480 the idea workshop and it brings us to uh kind of looks like a slot machine in reality but it's actually 3074 02:22:52,480 --> 02:23:00,480 a little device that we can use to give us story ideas so it's going to bring up a bigger version of 3075 02:23:00,480 --> 02:23:06,400 it and we pull the fish down and it gives us a couple of things right until we get maybe the the 3076 02:23:06,400 --> 02:23:12,080 terminology we want to get the creative juices flowing so this is the squirrel sprinted underneath 3077 02:23:12,080 --> 02:23:19,200 the deserted island may sound crazy but we'll go over to a uh a sheet now where we can actually start 3078 02:23:19,200 --> 02:23:24,960 playing with the sentence and the sentence comes up and you already see this squirrel and everything so now we can 3079 02:23:24,960 --> 02:23:32,640 start playing with it we can actually take that and add color to it and uh perhaps we could even make it 3080 02:23:32,640 --> 02:23:44,720 bigger by hitting this wow this really took off really took off oh click art item of some type we're going to go ahead and add a giraffe 3081 02:23:44,720 --> 02:23:51,520 and put him in here and now you can see we've got this uh kind of a crazy little story idea coming 3082 02:23:51,520 --> 02:23:57,360 around but it's a great little product it's really cute absolutely i think that parents will love to have this for kids to get them in their 3083 02:23:57,360 --> 02:24:05,440 it's really cute little product absolutely and i think that uh parents will love to have this for kids to get them in their creative juices flowing and learning about writing 3084 02:24:05,440 --> 02:24:27,120 creative writer right all right while you load up your next thing let me show one thing you're very similar to what you were talking about kids studio another creative program a little more graphically oriented less text oriented from company called cyber puppy software it's really neat for kids as you can see lots of pictures lots of things for kids to play with and become creative uh similar to creative writer what else you have tim this new students talking but your man's playing you can hear like splat sounds 3085 02:24:27,120 --> 02:24:57,100 from company called cyber puppy software it's really neat for kids as you can see lots of pictures lots of things for kids to play with and become creative uh similar to creative writer what else you have tim this new product is uh is the newest version of sim city and sim city has been something that's been really exciting you can build your own cities and try to figure it out but they got a new version called sim city 2000 right and we're loading up right now a new version of uh one of the demo settings lovely bit of meat 3086 02:24:57,100 --> 02:25:27,080 city bass and we're loading up right now a new version of uh one of the demo settings this happens to be called bob city and uh we're gonna zoom in here real quick and take a good look at the bigger picture and the idea behind this of course is to try to get as much of a city uh built that is either making money or at least uh doing well on its own and so first thing i might want to do is here's a building that uh 3087 02:25:27,080 --> 02:25:41,080 actually is actually is uninhabited and if it's uninhabited it's it's costing me money so i'm gonna blow it up something i've always wanted to do but then we can go on the other side and actually start building some new futuristic things for example 3088 02:25:41,080 --> 02:25:51,080 uh in sim city 2000 we've got these beautiful new building ideas that are much more futuristic and we're gonna happen to choose this what they call the forest arco 3089 02:25:51,080 --> 02:25:53,660 take it over here and build it up. 3090 02:25:54,180 --> 02:25:56,060 And as you can see, now we have a whole new version 3091 02:25:56,060 --> 02:25:58,620 of a much more futuristic world. 3092 02:25:58,940 --> 02:26:02,680 SimCity 2000 is going to be available by the Christmas time. 3093 02:26:02,800 --> 02:26:03,800 I don't know what it's going to be sold for, 3094 02:26:03,860 --> 02:26:04,640 but it's going to be a nice product. 3095 02:26:04,860 --> 02:26:05,680 Tim, thank you very much. 3096 02:26:05,720 --> 02:26:07,260 Let's go over here to join Gina Smith. 3097 02:26:07,360 --> 02:26:08,620 And Gina, what do you have on your Mac? 3098 02:26:08,720 --> 02:26:09,140 Hi, Stuart. 3099 02:26:09,220 --> 02:26:11,700 I have the most addicting thing you've ever seen in your life. 3100 02:26:11,820 --> 02:26:14,620 I was impressed there with SimCity 2000. 3101 02:26:14,820 --> 02:26:15,580 I don't know about cheap, 3102 02:26:15,580 --> 02:26:19,240 but it actually looks not too far away from games 3103 02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,460 that you might even see nowadays. 3104 02:26:20,620 --> 02:26:23,380 Obviously, there's a lot more depth to them. 3105 02:26:23,700 --> 02:26:25,580 And you see those cities, skylines and all that, 3106 02:26:25,600 --> 02:26:29,080 but you can see it laid the groundwork for what's here now. 3107 02:26:29,360 --> 02:26:32,360 Obviously, I mean, that's how things happen. 3108 02:26:32,500 --> 02:26:34,560 Something happens and then something better happens. 3109 02:26:34,740 --> 02:26:38,300 But compared to some of the shite that they do fucking play on this, 3110 02:26:38,500 --> 02:26:40,220 like that actually doesn't look that bad. 3111 02:26:40,300 --> 02:26:42,120 Thank you very much, Skedaddle, for the tip. 3112 02:26:42,280 --> 02:26:42,560 Show me. 3113 02:26:42,760 --> 02:26:43,880 This is a multimedia time. 3114 02:26:43,880 --> 02:26:44,680 Show me. 3115 02:26:44,860 --> 02:26:50,120 I think that tone indicates Stu is enamored with this lady here. 3116 02:26:50,160 --> 02:26:51,500 Tim, thank you very much. 3117 02:26:51,500 --> 02:26:53,100 Let's go over here to join Gina Smith. 3118 02:26:53,100 --> 02:26:54,460 And Gina, what do you have on your Mac? 3119 02:26:54,540 --> 02:26:54,980 Hi, Stuart. 3120 02:26:54,980 --> 02:26:57,540 I have the most addicting thing you've ever seen in your life, 3121 02:26:57,580 --> 02:26:58,400 and it's not even a game. 3122 02:26:58,480 --> 02:26:58,980 All right, show me. 3123 02:27:00,040 --> 02:27:00,680 Show me. 3124 02:27:00,940 --> 02:27:02,460 It's really nice. 3125 02:27:02,820 --> 02:27:03,900 This is a multimedia title. 3126 02:27:04,040 --> 02:27:06,600 It's for PCs and Macs with CD-ROM drives. 3127 02:27:06,800 --> 02:27:08,200 It's called Rock, Rap, and Roll. 3128 02:27:08,360 --> 02:27:10,760 What this does is actually lets you mix your own music. 3129 02:27:10,880 --> 02:27:14,560 It has hundreds of prerecorded tracks in blues, rock, reggae, African, 3130 02:27:15,000 --> 02:27:16,840 almost any kind of musical genre you can think of. 3131 02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:17,760 This is the blues screen. 3132 02:27:17,940 --> 02:27:18,180 All right, show me. 3133 02:27:18,580 --> 02:27:22,460 If you look, along this line here are the tracks that we have to choose from. 3134 02:27:22,640 --> 02:27:27,520 Stu is not rushing this situation, and he's not going, 3135 02:27:27,880 --> 02:27:30,300 all right, right, okay, what else? 3136 02:27:30,840 --> 02:27:32,500 It's just, show me. 3137 02:27:32,940 --> 02:27:33,160 All right. 3138 02:27:33,200 --> 02:27:34,100 So you can hear some from here. 3139 02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:36,280 There's like four to eight bars like that. 3140 02:27:36,460 --> 02:27:39,240 We drag these in order to our song-alizer. 3141 02:27:39,820 --> 02:27:41,380 It doesn't have to be in any particular order. 3142 02:27:41,680 --> 02:27:42,800 I'll do a one, three. 3143 02:27:43,440 --> 02:27:46,260 So you're really composing your song by dragging these little riffs 3144 02:27:46,260 --> 02:27:47,120 and putting them in sequence? 3145 02:27:47,360 --> 02:27:47,700 Sure. 3146 02:27:47,800 --> 02:27:49,560 You want like a turnaround right toward the end. 3147 02:27:49,780 --> 02:27:50,760 Song-alizer. 3148 02:27:50,760 --> 02:27:52,560 It's called a song-alizer. 3149 02:27:52,560 --> 02:27:54,240 Okay, so this is your song in order. 3150 02:27:54,360 --> 02:27:56,560 Then you can adjust what your lead instrument is. 3151 02:27:57,040 --> 02:27:57,540 So hang on. 3152 02:27:57,600 --> 02:27:59,040 One, three, four, seven, eight. 3153 02:27:59,200 --> 02:28:02,320 So there's a shuffle on, then there's stop time, 3154 02:28:02,900 --> 02:28:05,420 then there's don't stop, then there's turn around, 3155 02:28:05,880 --> 02:28:07,000 and then there's take it home. 3156 02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:08,660 And so as you see here, it says a harp. 3157 02:28:08,780 --> 02:28:09,060 Okay. 3158 02:28:09,580 --> 02:28:10,200 That's it. 3159 02:28:10,520 --> 02:28:13,360 Maybe we don't want two harps, so we'll change that to say, 3160 02:28:13,720 --> 02:28:14,200 how about a sax? 3161 02:28:14,220 --> 02:28:15,220 Okay, sax too. 3162 02:28:15,860 --> 02:28:16,260 Better? 3163 02:28:16,440 --> 02:28:17,480 I like the sound of that. 3164 02:28:17,480 --> 02:28:17,820 All right. 3165 02:28:17,900 --> 02:28:19,740 All right, and here's another harp. 3166 02:28:20,140 --> 02:28:21,480 Maybe we'll leave that one as it is. 3167 02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:21,720 Okay. 3168 02:28:22,080 --> 02:28:23,340 Here are our vocalists. 3169 02:28:23,500 --> 02:28:24,380 Bitch so long. 3170 02:28:24,400 --> 02:28:25,380 Our female vocalists. 3171 02:28:26,000 --> 02:28:28,100 Sound like bitch so long. 3172 02:28:28,300 --> 02:28:30,240 But it said been so long, I think. 3173 02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:31,760 I'll leave that one as it is. 3174 02:28:31,820 --> 02:28:32,020 Okay. 3175 02:28:32,380 --> 02:28:33,620 Here are our vocalists. 3176 02:28:33,800 --> 02:28:34,700 Bitch so long. 3177 02:28:34,820 --> 02:28:35,700 Our female vocalists. 3178 02:28:36,320 --> 02:28:38,500 Bitch, bitch so long. 3179 02:28:38,880 --> 02:28:40,380 Our male vocalists. 3180 02:28:40,380 --> 02:28:42,040 Bitch, bitch, I have the blues. 3181 02:28:42,120 --> 02:28:42,460 Down. 3182 02:28:42,460 --> 02:28:43,160 Ha, ha, ha. 3183 02:28:43,760 --> 02:28:46,800 Oh, every day I have the blues. 3184 02:28:46,800 --> 02:28:48,120 Here's the female vocalists. 3185 02:28:48,300 --> 02:28:49,200 Oh, yeah. 3186 02:28:49,360 --> 02:28:49,580 Okay. 3187 02:28:49,900 --> 02:28:51,120 Here are our vocalists. 3188 02:28:51,320 --> 02:28:52,220 Bitch so long. 3189 02:28:52,340 --> 02:28:52,640 Our female. 3190 02:28:53,140 --> 02:28:54,420 Bitch so long. 3191 02:28:55,020 --> 02:28:55,880 Sorry about that. 3192 02:28:56,220 --> 02:28:58,040 Hope the fucking neighbors don't get annoyed. 3193 02:28:58,040 --> 02:28:58,260 We'll leave that. 3194 02:28:58,260 --> 02:28:58,480 Our male vocalist. 3195 02:28:58,480 --> 02:29:00,220 Our male vocalist. 3196 02:29:00,220 --> 02:29:01,800 Oh, every day I have the blues. 3197 02:29:01,800 --> 02:29:04,180 Down here is the key map. 3198 02:29:04,320 --> 02:29:06,800 And if you look here, you can see what the various keys here. 3199 02:29:07,000 --> 02:29:07,340 So if you look. 3200 02:29:07,340 --> 02:29:08,720 So you can actually play along with your keyboard. 3201 02:29:08,800 --> 02:29:09,140 You can do it. 3202 02:29:09,220 --> 02:29:10,800 X is guitar, as you see from the screen. 3203 02:29:10,960 --> 02:29:11,280 Uh-huh. 3204 02:29:11,760 --> 02:29:12,260 C. 3205 02:29:12,260 --> 02:29:13,040 Ha, ha, ha. 3206 02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:13,640 D. 3207 02:29:14,360 --> 02:29:14,580 D. 3208 02:29:15,880 --> 02:29:16,140 Okay. 3209 02:29:16,520 --> 02:29:18,220 So now we can start our song. 3210 02:29:18,340 --> 02:29:22,860 Oh, we want to adjust this too, because the screen is a little grating up. 3211 02:29:22,860 --> 02:29:25,360 It's just fucking someone getting hit with an axe. 3212 02:29:26,080 --> 02:29:27,700 It's your man from early on with a pickaxe. 3213 02:29:27,820 --> 02:29:28,080 On me. 3214 02:29:28,120 --> 02:29:28,360 Okay. 3215 02:29:28,540 --> 02:29:29,360 So we'll change that. 3216 02:29:29,440 --> 02:29:30,240 How about to a whoa? 3217 02:29:30,360 --> 02:29:30,820 Okay, sure. 3218 02:29:32,120 --> 02:29:33,080 Okay, sure. 3219 02:29:34,660 --> 02:29:35,820 Much better. 3220 02:29:36,340 --> 02:29:37,300 So we start our song. 3221 02:29:37,300 --> 02:29:37,460 Whoa! 3222 02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:40,180 Couple sax here. 3223 02:29:44,820 --> 02:29:45,180 Biz? 3224 02:29:45,180 --> 02:29:47,200 Biz don't know this. 3225 02:29:47,200 --> 02:29:47,620 This is it. 3226 02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:48,440 We're playing everything. 3227 02:29:48,580 --> 02:29:49,600 We're playing the voices here. 3228 02:29:50,400 --> 02:29:52,380 Every day I have blues. 3229 02:29:54,340 --> 02:29:55,040 Too much. 3230 02:29:55,500 --> 02:29:56,340 It's pretty neat. 3231 02:29:58,280 --> 02:29:58,880 All right. 3232 02:29:59,020 --> 02:30:00,240 And that's about it. 3233 02:30:00,280 --> 02:30:01,480 I want to show you one thing, Gina. 3234 02:30:01,560 --> 02:30:02,540 If we can get out of this a second. 3235 02:30:02,700 --> 02:30:02,760 Sure. 3236 02:30:03,540 --> 02:30:04,680 What's Stu going to do? 3237 02:30:04,780 --> 02:30:05,940 Just get a quip for me. 3238 02:30:06,400 --> 02:30:07,320 He's grabbing the mouse. 3239 02:30:07,400 --> 02:30:08,120 He's going to do something. 3240 02:30:08,200 --> 02:30:09,020 He's going to show off. 3241 02:30:09,400 --> 02:30:10,940 Sounds like Stu's going to show off. 3242 02:30:11,040 --> 02:30:11,600 I want to show you something. 3243 02:30:11,680 --> 02:30:13,680 A little moral question involved in this, perhaps. 3244 02:30:14,580 --> 02:30:14,920 See you. 3245 02:30:15,060 --> 02:30:15,240 Okay. 3246 02:30:15,460 --> 02:30:15,780 Jesus. 3247 02:30:16,080 --> 02:30:17,100 It's getting dark, isn't it? 3248 02:30:17,440 --> 02:30:19,200 He's getting out the program. 3249 02:30:20,260 --> 02:30:21,860 He's exiting the fucking program. 3250 02:30:22,020 --> 02:30:23,460 A little moral question going on. 3251 02:30:23,500 --> 02:30:24,260 This is something new. 3252 02:30:26,820 --> 02:30:29,180 A little moral question involved in this, perhaps. 3253 02:30:29,860 --> 02:30:30,420 See you. 3254 02:30:30,560 --> 02:30:30,760 Okay. 3255 02:30:31,120 --> 02:30:32,140 This is something new. 3256 02:30:32,220 --> 02:30:32,620 It's over here. 3257 02:30:32,700 --> 02:30:33,900 It's called The Game Cheater. 3258 02:30:34,180 --> 02:30:34,580 Okay. 3259 02:30:35,140 --> 02:30:36,760 And it's a little guy named Axis. 3260 02:30:36,840 --> 02:30:39,140 And it actually lets you cheat on most of the computer games. 3261 02:30:39,340 --> 02:30:40,840 Now, you know, this is maybe not a right thing. 3262 02:30:40,840 --> 02:30:42,240 A moral question. 3263 02:30:42,380 --> 02:30:43,460 It's a lot of fun. 3264 02:30:43,520 --> 02:30:44,760 You get frustrated playing these games. 3265 02:30:44,800 --> 02:30:45,740 And you cannot get anywhere. 3266 02:30:45,980 --> 02:30:47,700 These are all the games you can cheat on. 3267 02:30:47,860 --> 02:30:52,220 This is nothing to do with what she's showing him. 3268 02:30:52,260 --> 02:30:53,660 She's showing him the music thing. 3269 02:30:54,300 --> 02:30:58,360 And Stu's just bringing up a fucking cheat program for video games. 3270 02:31:00,360 --> 02:31:01,360 It's so lonely. 3271 02:31:01,740 --> 02:31:06,140 With Game Cheater, we see 4D Boxing, A-Train, Beyond Dark Castle, Crystal Crazy. 3272 02:31:06,320 --> 02:31:07,160 Paul was playing that before. 3273 02:31:08,080 --> 02:31:09,980 Crystal Crazy is cyber blessed. 3274 02:31:10,320 --> 02:31:11,540 Thank you very much, Paul Meshko. 3275 02:31:11,540 --> 02:31:14,040 Before, we could have gotten him an extra ship or a smart bomb. 3276 02:31:14,520 --> 02:31:15,820 A whole bunch of other games here. 3277 02:31:15,880 --> 02:31:16,920 You want to cheat on Lemmings. 3278 02:31:17,200 --> 02:31:20,000 We know that Lemmings was Stuart's favorite video game. 3279 02:31:20,040 --> 02:31:24,080 Well, you wouldn't know if you're as much as a stew head, stew pot as me. 3280 02:31:24,720 --> 02:31:27,660 And you can get all kinds of extra climbers and floaters and bombers, etc. 3281 02:31:27,820 --> 02:31:29,120 Really neat Game Cheater. 3282 02:31:29,500 --> 02:31:31,680 You can do better at Prince of Persia and all those other things. 3283 02:31:31,860 --> 02:31:33,280 There's a couple other things you wanted to show real quick. 3284 02:31:33,340 --> 02:31:34,060 A couple other things. 3285 02:31:34,100 --> 02:31:35,840 It has nothing to do with what you're showing. 3286 02:31:35,860 --> 02:31:36,420 Really quick. 3287 02:31:36,520 --> 02:31:40,620 What I have here is the fourth in the Living Books series from Broderbund. 3288 02:31:40,780 --> 02:31:42,420 This is called The Tortoise and the Harrods. 3289 02:31:42,420 --> 02:31:44,340 An interactive Aesop's fable. 3290 02:31:44,500 --> 02:31:45,000 It's fantastic. 3291 02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:46,340 It also comes with a story. 3292 02:31:46,800 --> 02:31:47,840 Aesop's after you. 3293 02:31:47,940 --> 02:31:49,160 It's called The Tortoise and the Harrods. 3294 02:31:49,160 --> 02:31:50,500 An interactive Aesop. 3295 02:31:50,640 --> 02:31:53,420 Looks like fucking Aeslop, to be honest. 3296 02:31:54,260 --> 02:31:55,580 The program looks shite. 3297 02:31:56,340 --> 02:31:58,220 Never judge a book by its cover. 3298 02:31:58,480 --> 02:32:01,000 But in this case, it looks shite. 3299 02:32:02,140 --> 02:32:03,960 Thanks very much, Cyberglass. 3300 02:32:03,960 --> 02:32:04,520 It's Chaffee. 3301 02:32:05,180 --> 02:32:09,380 And if you've always wanted to play Captain Kirk and pilot the Enterprise, you can. 3302 02:32:09,480 --> 02:32:11,980 This is Star Trek 25th anniversary. 3303 02:32:12,260 --> 02:32:12,780 It's from Mac. 3304 02:32:13,160 --> 02:32:14,680 Look at him there on the side. 3305 02:32:15,440 --> 02:32:17,460 And then you've got Spock and the boys. 3306 02:32:18,500 --> 02:32:19,200 Captain Kirk. 3307 02:32:20,420 --> 02:32:23,800 It's like a flight simulator, only instead of an airplane, you fly the Enterprise. 3308 02:32:24,120 --> 02:32:25,240 All right, Gina, thank you very much. 3309 02:32:25,320 --> 02:32:28,140 Coming up next, a whole host of neat goodies for DOS and Windows. 3310 02:32:28,400 --> 02:32:29,380 So don't go away. 3311 02:32:29,820 --> 02:32:32,000 Neat, neat goodies, DOS and Windows. 3312 02:32:32,000 --> 02:32:34,000 Yeah! 3313 02:32:42,320 --> 02:32:44,880 And we have our fearless threesome back here in the studio. 3314 02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:47,520 This time to look at neat toys for the DOS and Windows world. 3315 02:32:47,840 --> 02:32:49,260 And we're going to start off with Paul Schindler. 3316 02:32:49,340 --> 02:32:49,860 And what do you have, Paul? 3317 02:32:50,400 --> 02:32:51,060 He's back again. 3318 02:32:51,140 --> 02:32:52,460 We're just doing the exact same. 3319 02:32:52,600 --> 02:32:54,120 And there was a lovely fuck-up look. 3320 02:32:54,560 --> 02:32:55,020 Look at this. 3321 02:32:55,080 --> 02:32:56,880 This guy, he didn't realize he was on. 3322 02:32:57,480 --> 02:32:58,620 And it was a real fuck-up. 3323 02:32:58,680 --> 02:32:59,240 He looked back. 3324 02:32:59,640 --> 02:33:00,520 Spiked the camera. 3325 02:33:00,680 --> 02:33:01,580 Not meant to do that. 3326 02:33:07,920 --> 02:33:19,200 Tonight at nine. 3327 02:33:20,240 --> 02:33:22,820 The man who looked back accidentally. 3328 02:33:24,820 --> 02:33:26,700 Tonight at nine on dispatches. 3329 02:33:27,360 --> 02:33:30,020 The man who accidentally looked back when he shouldn't have. 3330 02:33:34,240 --> 02:33:41,160 Here in the studio, this time to look at neat toys for the DOS and Windows world. 3331 02:33:41,500 --> 02:33:42,140 Neat toys. 3332 02:33:42,420 --> 02:33:42,880 And we'll start off with Paul Schindler. 3333 02:33:42,940 --> 02:33:43,480 And what do you have, Paul? 3334 02:33:43,880 --> 02:33:45,960 Well, first thing I've got is Twain's World. 3335 02:33:46,100 --> 02:33:47,720 It's $40 from the Bureau of Electronic Publishing. 3336 02:33:47,940 --> 02:33:48,740 Twain's World. 3337 02:33:49,180 --> 02:33:50,200 Party time. 3338 02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:51,000 Excellent. 3339 02:33:51,820 --> 02:33:52,760 Mark Twain. 3340 02:33:52,900 --> 02:33:58,040 And it's everything you ever wanted to know about Mark Twain, his life, and his writing. 3341 02:33:58,560 --> 02:34:01,920 It's a multimedia product, as all the Bureau of Electronic Publishing products are. 3342 02:34:02,220 --> 02:34:09,460 And for example, we have tinkly music and the only known video shot of Mark Twain by no less than Thomas Edison in 1909. 3343 02:34:09,680 --> 02:34:13,860 And what we have is really dim, gray video of Mark Twain. 3344 02:34:13,960 --> 02:34:17,720 But you can actually see what he looked like when he walked around. 3345 02:34:18,160 --> 02:34:24,020 It's also got full text of all his speeches and his difficult-to-find short stories. 3346 02:34:24,020 --> 02:34:27,280 Just over a hundred years ago, that was the new thing. 3347 02:34:27,680 --> 02:34:28,720 The moving image. 3348 02:34:29,560 --> 02:34:36,440 And in a hundred years time, we've gone from that to TVs and then the fucking internet. 3349 02:34:36,940 --> 02:34:41,520 And now just like people on TikTok just going, swipe, swipe, swipe. 3350 02:34:41,820 --> 02:34:42,080 Next. 3351 02:34:42,480 --> 02:34:42,880 Next. 3352 02:34:43,320 --> 02:34:43,720 Next. 3353 02:34:44,060 --> 02:34:44,540 Next. 3354 02:34:44,920 --> 02:34:45,360 Dopamine. 3355 02:34:45,620 --> 02:34:45,880 Next. 3356 02:34:46,140 --> 02:34:46,520 Dopamine. 3357 02:34:46,840 --> 02:34:47,100 Next. 3358 02:34:47,100 --> 02:34:47,460 Next. 3359 02:34:47,860 --> 02:34:51,660 And like, it's been an onslaught within a hundred years. 3360 02:34:52,320 --> 02:34:53,680 Within a hundred years. 3361 02:34:53,680 --> 02:35:00,720 This shit has come into our lives and we don't even realize or know what the fuck's going on. 3362 02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:02,860 It's fucking worth thinking about. 3363 02:35:03,180 --> 02:35:03,760 In a way. 3364 02:35:04,380 --> 02:35:07,660 But at the same time, you've got, you've had radio. 3365 02:35:07,960 --> 02:35:10,500 Then you've had the fucking moving image of film. 3366 02:35:10,720 --> 02:35:10,980 Cinema. 3367 02:35:11,440 --> 02:35:11,760 Silent. 3368 02:35:12,220 --> 02:35:12,920 Then audio. 3369 02:35:13,400 --> 02:35:13,960 Then color. 3370 02:35:14,400 --> 02:35:15,040 Then TV. 3371 02:35:15,480 --> 02:35:16,600 Then TV in every house. 3372 02:35:17,200 --> 02:35:17,500 Fucking. 3373 02:35:17,500 --> 02:35:18,560 Then computer screen. 3374 02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:20,000 Screen in every fucking room. 3375 02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:21,620 Screen in every pocket. 3376 02:35:22,860 --> 02:35:24,280 And the glasses. 3377 02:35:24,520 --> 02:35:25,120 They're coming out. 3378 02:35:25,400 --> 02:35:26,460 They haven't taken off yet. 3379 02:35:26,800 --> 02:35:27,060 Next. 3380 02:35:27,140 --> 02:35:28,660 It'll be a chip in the mind. 3381 02:35:29,240 --> 02:35:32,240 But this is happening all very fast, very quickly. 3382 02:35:32,240 --> 02:35:34,320 And we don't even know what the hell or where it's going. 3383 02:35:34,500 --> 02:35:34,840 Also. 3384 02:35:35,380 --> 02:35:38,720 The usage of the world's first ever atomic bomb. 3385 02:35:39,000 --> 02:35:41,200 Only happened within the last hundred years. 3386 02:35:41,260 --> 02:35:41,620 So it's. 3387 02:35:43,700 --> 02:35:44,820 Where is it going to go? 3388 02:35:45,040 --> 02:35:45,320 You know. 3389 02:35:46,040 --> 02:35:46,920 Thanks for the tip. 3390 02:35:47,460 --> 02:35:48,400 Very, very kind of you. 3391 02:35:48,460 --> 02:35:49,200 Thanks for the tip. 3392 02:35:49,200 --> 02:35:49,200 Thanks for the tip. 3393 02:35:50,300 --> 02:35:51,140 It's got video. 3394 02:35:51,280 --> 02:35:52,040 It's got narration. 3395 02:35:52,300 --> 02:35:55,580 And it's got pictures of all the characters in all of his novels. 3396 02:35:55,760 --> 02:35:56,120 So that's. 3397 02:35:56,120 --> 02:35:56,520 That is really great. 3398 02:35:56,580 --> 02:35:57,320 Twain's world. 3399 02:35:57,320 --> 02:35:58,300 That's really great. 3400 02:35:58,380 --> 02:35:58,520 By the way. 3401 02:35:58,620 --> 02:36:01,100 While you load up your next thing, I want to show something neat over here. 3402 02:36:01,140 --> 02:36:02,560 This is called Teddy's Big Day. 3403 02:36:02,640 --> 02:36:03,800 Is this packaging for software? 3404 02:36:04,320 --> 02:36:04,560 Okay. 3405 02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:06,020 A little warm, fuzzy teddy bear. 3406 02:36:06,140 --> 02:36:06,540 Look at this. 3407 02:36:06,620 --> 02:36:07,340 Software for kids. 3408 02:36:07,540 --> 02:36:08,800 Six months and older. 3409 02:36:09,140 --> 02:36:11,860 To run this program, you just have to keep on clicking on the mouse key. 3410 02:36:11,920 --> 02:36:12,400 Very easy. 3411 02:36:12,760 --> 02:36:13,320 Great for kids. 3412 02:36:13,380 --> 02:36:14,780 Their first experience with a computer. 3413 02:36:15,140 --> 02:36:16,020 Teddy's Big Day. 3414 02:36:16,060 --> 02:36:16,860 It's a wonderful thing. 3415 02:36:17,220 --> 02:36:17,620 What do you have? 3416 02:36:17,700 --> 02:36:20,920 Speaking of kids software from a great kidsware software company called David. 3417 02:36:20,920 --> 02:36:21,720 Very smooth. 3418 02:36:21,900 --> 02:36:23,160 Davidson's in Torrance, California. 3419 02:36:23,280 --> 02:36:29,000 This is $40 and it's called KidCAD, which is a 3D CAD program for kids. 3420 02:36:29,380 --> 02:36:31,540 Now we're going to switch over to the city view. 3421 02:36:31,700 --> 02:36:34,660 And on this vacant lot here in the middle, it's going to build a house. 3422 02:36:34,660 --> 02:36:35,320 The Bucky Baron. 3423 02:36:35,340 --> 02:36:36,980 Once it's done that, we can go to the design studio. 3424 02:36:36,980 --> 02:36:37,800 Thank you very much. 3425 02:36:37,820 --> 02:36:39,060 We can add 3D objects. 3426 02:36:39,460 --> 02:36:41,240 It helps to have a lot of computer power. 3427 02:36:41,620 --> 02:36:41,980 EC. 3428 02:36:42,220 --> 02:36:42,980 Thank you very much. 3429 02:36:43,060 --> 02:36:43,800 I'm being so lonely. 3430 02:36:43,800 --> 02:36:44,180 Thank you. 3431 02:36:44,180 --> 02:36:45,340 We're showing it on a 66. 3432 02:36:45,640 --> 02:36:47,400 And Cyber CompuServe. 3433 02:36:47,520 --> 02:36:48,460 Thank you very much. 3434 02:36:48,580 --> 02:36:49,400 Megahertz machine. 3435 02:36:49,780 --> 02:36:51,300 This drawing is kind of slow. 3436 02:36:51,580 --> 02:36:53,320 Watch our earliest computer memory. 3437 02:36:53,880 --> 02:36:58,060 It's probably the same as a lot of people playing Solitaire on the Windows, I think, 98. 3438 02:36:58,300 --> 02:36:59,100 Maybe even 95. 3439 02:36:59,800 --> 02:37:00,200 I don't know. 3440 02:37:00,280 --> 02:37:01,060 It could have been 98. 3441 02:37:01,300 --> 02:37:02,080 I'm thinking, wow. 3442 02:37:02,680 --> 02:37:06,140 This is a card game on a screen. 3443 02:37:07,120 --> 02:37:07,520 Whoa. 3444 02:37:08,500 --> 02:37:12,100 And there's a lad in school who bet the game. 3445 02:37:12,100 --> 02:37:13,580 I didn't think he could beat the game. 3446 02:37:13,900 --> 02:37:15,300 But it just turned out you could. 3447 02:37:15,460 --> 02:37:17,680 What an amazing story. 3448 02:37:21,280 --> 02:37:22,280 Glenn Boozy. 3449 02:37:22,400 --> 02:37:23,480 Thank you very, very much. 3450 02:37:23,620 --> 02:37:24,600 On a slower machine. 3451 02:37:24,960 --> 02:37:28,880 My 12-year-old Marlo and my 9-year-old Ray really love this. 3452 02:37:29,180 --> 02:37:30,560 You can add dinosaurs. 3453 02:37:31,140 --> 02:37:35,140 And very quickly, I'll just show you that if you want to erase that building, you grab the 3454 02:37:35,140 --> 02:37:37,200 squasher and these giant fists. 3455 02:37:38,020 --> 02:37:38,500 Don't. 3456 02:37:38,620 --> 02:37:39,120 Don't. 3457 02:37:39,120 --> 02:37:41,520 Come in and destroy the building. 3458 02:37:41,740 --> 02:37:42,200 That's really cool. 3459 02:37:42,200 --> 02:37:44,720 Now, actually, they did. 3460 02:37:44,860 --> 02:37:46,300 There was a microcomputer. 3461 02:37:46,560 --> 02:37:52,500 Before even the Windows ones in school, there was an old, one of the really old teachers. 3462 02:37:52,760 --> 02:37:54,480 He had a microcomputer. 3463 02:37:54,700 --> 02:37:57,840 And he was moving a fucking robot on the ground with it. 3464 02:37:57,900 --> 02:38:00,220 And he was like telling us to put in the command. 3465 02:38:00,580 --> 02:38:02,860 And that moved the robot on the ground. 3466 02:38:03,400 --> 02:38:04,160 Very primitive. 3467 02:38:05,180 --> 02:38:07,060 And that is my earliest memory. 3468 02:38:07,160 --> 02:38:10,320 And that would not have been a Microsoft operating system. 3469 02:38:10,660 --> 02:38:13,040 That would have been an Acorn computer. 3470 02:38:13,760 --> 02:38:14,540 I have one more. 3471 02:38:14,720 --> 02:38:16,440 Yeah, you show that and I'm going to take over here a minute. 3472 02:38:16,640 --> 02:38:19,500 Card Grabber is $400 from Pacific Crest Technologies. 3473 02:38:19,620 --> 02:38:20,840 Glen Boozy, thank you very much. 3474 02:38:20,880 --> 02:38:25,260 Can I get a shout out to a cool cat called Matt who smokes hash and is scared of spiders? 3475 02:38:25,620 --> 02:38:27,580 Yeah, you show that and I'm going to take over here a minute. 3476 02:38:27,600 --> 02:38:28,300 Yeah, you show that. 3477 02:38:28,440 --> 02:38:32,660 Card Grabber is $400 from Pacific Crest Technologies in Newport Beach, California. 3478 02:38:32,660 --> 02:38:48,940 Now, what this is, is it is a special purpose scanner that scans, you put a business card in here, it scans it, saves the optical image, and uses optical character recognition to pull the data out of the fields, turns them into ASCII, and allows you to put it into a database. 3479 02:38:49,240 --> 02:38:52,420 It connects to the parallel port on your portable computer. 3480 02:38:52,660 --> 02:38:54,420 PP, thank you very much. 3481 02:38:54,520 --> 02:38:57,140 Carrie Priest, GAA Banished Door. 3482 02:38:57,240 --> 02:38:57,440 Computer. 3483 02:38:57,780 --> 02:38:58,860 So it's light. 3484 02:38:59,000 --> 02:39:00,220 It's relatively inexpensive. 3485 02:39:00,220 --> 02:39:09,000 And if you're like me and you're compulsive about putting all of your business cards into your database, it's going to save you about 10 million keystrokes a year. 3486 02:39:09,100 --> 02:39:10,720 An important piece of kit here. 3487 02:39:10,860 --> 02:39:12,420 Twain's Wang, thank you very much. 3488 02:39:12,460 --> 02:39:14,360 An important piece of kit. 3489 02:39:14,880 --> 02:39:17,580 It's like a Rolodex, digital Rolodex. 3490 02:39:17,580 --> 02:39:18,780 I'm really excited about this product. 3491 02:39:19,140 --> 02:39:20,900 Card Grabber from Pacific Crest Technologies. 3492 02:39:20,900 --> 02:39:22,720 And real quick, I'm excited about this game. 3493 02:39:22,780 --> 02:39:24,060 This is called Morph Man. 3494 02:39:24,160 --> 02:39:26,560 It finally takes morphing and puts it into a game environment. 3495 02:39:26,640 --> 02:39:27,920 Watch this stuff for a second. 3496 02:39:28,080 --> 02:39:29,720 This is sort of an automatic demo here. 3497 02:39:30,020 --> 02:39:30,620 Morph Man. 3498 02:39:30,620 --> 02:39:33,260 What you do is you get into trouble if you're a person, so you turn yourself into a snake. 3499 02:39:33,340 --> 02:39:37,000 And if you get into trouble as a snake, you turn yourself into a tank or whatever it happens to be. 3500 02:39:37,020 --> 02:39:38,000 Jesus, Stu, slow down. 3501 02:39:38,180 --> 02:39:38,240 It's really cool. 3502 02:39:38,240 --> 02:39:40,420 Let's see one of the quick morphs that takes place right here. 3503 02:39:40,580 --> 02:39:42,140 Slow down, Stu, you machine. 3504 02:39:43,020 --> 02:39:43,460 Let's see. 3505 02:39:43,860 --> 02:39:47,140 Actually, these little windows don't do much now, but when you grab things, these little windows... 3506 02:39:47,140 --> 02:39:48,140 Fucked it up, man. 3507 02:39:48,200 --> 02:39:49,660 Should have gone past the windows bits. 3508 02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:50,920 ...set up with the things you grab. 3509 02:39:51,460 --> 02:39:52,380 And show me a morph. 3510 02:39:52,480 --> 02:39:54,040 Come on, we're running out of time here, guys. 3511 02:39:54,120 --> 02:39:54,700 There he is. 3512 02:39:54,700 --> 02:39:55,740 And he becomes Morph Man. 3513 02:39:56,220 --> 02:39:58,260 And now he's going to morph into a jet plane because he wants to fly... 3514 02:39:58,260 --> 02:39:58,980 How bizarre. 3515 02:39:58,980 --> 02:40:00,120 Pretty cool. 3516 02:40:00,260 --> 02:40:03,540 How fucking bizarre and not cool, as Stu keeps on saying. 3517 02:40:03,780 --> 02:40:04,400 Pretty cool. 3518 02:40:04,480 --> 02:40:04,880 It's not. 3519 02:40:05,280 --> 02:40:07,880 That was just like a Ronald McDonald man. 3520 02:40:07,980 --> 02:40:08,640 Morph Man. 3521 02:40:08,980 --> 02:40:09,940 Look, Morph Man. 3522 02:40:10,160 --> 02:40:12,660 That's the sort of stuff you'd see in a nightmare. 3523 02:40:13,520 --> 02:40:15,060 That is a nightmare image. 3524 02:40:17,740 --> 02:40:21,560 Thank you very much there, John, Wayne, and Steph. 3525 02:40:22,460 --> 02:40:24,840 Thank you very, very, very, very much. 3526 02:40:27,440 --> 02:40:28,800 And now he's going to morph into a jet plane. 3527 02:40:28,940 --> 02:40:29,220 And watch. 3528 02:40:29,220 --> 02:40:30,320 He's going to morph into a jet plane. 3529 02:40:30,380 --> 02:40:30,740 But look. 3530 02:40:31,400 --> 02:40:32,380 It's not great. 3531 02:40:33,560 --> 02:40:34,220 Look at this. 3532 02:40:41,340 --> 02:40:41,740 Bye. 3533 02:40:42,140 --> 02:40:42,960 Actually, it was all right. 3534 02:40:43,360 --> 02:40:43,620 At the end. 3535 02:40:43,620 --> 02:40:44,360 Pretty cool, huh? 3536 02:40:44,540 --> 02:40:44,900 Absolutely. 3537 02:40:45,000 --> 02:40:46,160 I'm going to leave you and go. 3538 02:40:46,560 --> 02:40:46,920 Absolutely. 3539 02:40:47,460 --> 02:40:48,280 I'm going to leave you. 3540 02:40:48,560 --> 02:40:49,260 This is the same. 3541 02:40:49,900 --> 02:40:51,680 This is the rehashing here. 3542 02:40:52,180 --> 02:40:53,320 They've done the same lineup. 3543 02:40:53,460 --> 02:40:54,380 Over here to Tim Baharan. 3544 02:40:54,720 --> 02:40:55,980 They haven't got any new people. 3545 02:40:56,120 --> 02:40:56,800 Turn the sound down there, Paul. 3546 02:40:57,040 --> 02:40:57,740 Tim, what are you going to show us? 3547 02:40:57,760 --> 02:40:58,880 Turn the sound down, Paul. 3548 02:40:59,140 --> 02:41:07,820 This is another interesting new product from a company called Visioneer in Palo Alto. 3549 02:41:07,980 --> 02:41:10,460 It's a personal scanner called the PaperMax. 3550 02:41:10,760 --> 02:41:14,560 And you might have a piece of paper on your desk right next to you that you want to bring in. 3551 02:41:14,860 --> 02:41:18,340 And all of a sudden, have it now in a digital form on your desktop. 3552 02:41:18,340 --> 02:41:18,700 Very fast. 3553 02:41:18,700 --> 02:41:19,220 Very fast. 3554 02:41:19,600 --> 02:41:20,260 PaperMax. 3555 02:41:20,540 --> 02:41:20,660 Yeah. 3556 02:41:21,220 --> 02:41:21,620 PaperMax. 3557 02:41:21,720 --> 02:41:23,420 $500 just about to come out. 3558 02:41:23,900 --> 02:41:28,460 And what makes it interesting is that now I have this new scan device. 3559 02:41:28,460 --> 02:41:30,180 And I can take a really good look at it. 3560 02:41:30,500 --> 02:41:32,300 I can actually annotate it if I want. 3561 02:41:32,520 --> 02:41:33,060 Very clean. 3562 02:41:33,180 --> 02:41:34,320 Put colors on it or whatever. 3563 02:41:34,460 --> 02:41:35,060 Send it back. 3564 02:41:35,520 --> 02:41:41,520 But more importantly, I can now take this and stack it with other things, other pieces of paper, 3565 02:41:41,640 --> 02:41:44,180 as well as with maybe a spreadsheet or something I want to send. 3566 02:41:44,540 --> 02:41:46,100 Then I just drag it down to a printer. 3567 02:41:46,100 --> 02:41:47,220 And send the whole stack to the printer. 3568 02:41:47,220 --> 02:41:47,360 Right. 3569 02:41:47,420 --> 02:41:48,080 Or a fax. 3570 02:41:48,080 --> 02:41:48,240 Wow. 3571 02:41:48,360 --> 02:41:49,740 Fax it out and immediately it's gone. 3572 02:41:49,820 --> 02:41:50,720 It's a great little product. 3573 02:41:51,080 --> 02:41:52,460 $500 just about to come out. 3574 02:41:52,640 --> 02:41:53,860 Real quick, let me show you something. 3575 02:41:53,960 --> 02:41:55,080 This is news of the past. 3576 02:41:55,140 --> 02:41:56,580 A neat little software product out there. 3577 02:41:56,620 --> 02:41:57,780 You know you go into these gift card shops. 3578 02:41:57,780 --> 02:41:57,960 Sure. 3579 02:41:58,060 --> 02:41:58,720 For $7 or $8. 3580 02:41:58,720 --> 02:42:00,240 Look at the news of the past. 3581 02:42:00,340 --> 02:42:01,840 You fucking King Kong. 3582 02:42:02,280 --> 02:42:03,740 You've got Al Capone. 3583 02:42:04,140 --> 02:42:05,080 You've got Hollywood. 3584 02:42:05,740 --> 02:42:07,280 You've got a B-52 bomber. 3585 02:42:07,960 --> 02:42:10,260 You've got the Space Shuttle, the Apollo mission. 3586 02:42:10,800 --> 02:42:12,440 You've got Marilyn Monroe. 3587 02:42:12,440 --> 02:42:13,940 You've got Bat Lad. 3588 02:42:14,500 --> 02:42:17,180 There's bloody Gorbachev and Bush. 3589 02:42:17,180 --> 02:42:21,260 There's bloody someone smoking a fag. 3590 02:42:21,900 --> 02:42:23,820 There's Martin Luther King. 3591 02:42:24,460 --> 02:42:26,540 There's a fast sports car. 3592 02:42:26,960 --> 02:42:30,340 And you've got a beautiful old vintage car. 3593 02:42:30,340 --> 02:42:33,540 News of the past. 3594 02:42:33,540 --> 02:42:36,320 You have to spend money to get one of these little things. 3595 02:42:36,420 --> 02:42:37,960 You know, what happened on the day of your kid's birthday. 3596 02:42:38,220 --> 02:42:39,700 You can print all these things out. 3597 02:42:39,740 --> 02:42:41,240 It has the history for the last hundred years. 3598 02:42:41,620 --> 02:42:41,820 So... 3599 02:42:41,820 --> 02:42:43,020 Balloons! 3600 02:42:43,380 --> 02:42:46,760 That's a hard typeface presentation layout. 3601 02:42:47,420 --> 02:42:48,300 But, uh... 3602 02:42:48,300 --> 02:42:50,380 Find the day you want for somebody's birthday or anniversary. 3603 02:42:50,700 --> 02:42:52,680 Print out a little neat frame thing like that and you got it. 3604 02:42:52,840 --> 02:42:53,980 It's called News of the Past. 3605 02:42:54,040 --> 02:42:54,760 Really neat little toy. 3606 02:42:54,840 --> 02:42:55,140 That's neat. 3607 02:42:55,300 --> 02:42:55,620 What else? 3608 02:42:56,340 --> 02:42:57,100 That's neat. 3609 02:42:57,620 --> 02:42:59,740 S-N-E-A-T. 3610 02:43:00,360 --> 02:43:00,800 Sneat. 3611 02:43:01,220 --> 02:43:03,400 Thank you very much there for the tip, John Wayne. 3612 02:43:04,100 --> 02:43:05,800 This is another interesting little product. 3613 02:43:05,940 --> 02:43:06,660 It's from Airco. 3614 02:43:06,800 --> 02:43:07,480 News of the Past. 3615 02:43:07,560 --> 02:43:08,260 Really neat little toy. 3616 02:43:08,320 --> 02:43:08,660 That's neat. 3617 02:43:08,820 --> 02:43:09,160 What else? 3618 02:43:09,440 --> 02:43:10,880 This is another interesting little product. 3619 02:43:11,040 --> 02:43:13,800 It's from Air Communications Company in Sunnyvale. 3620 02:43:13,980 --> 02:43:14,600 And it's actually... 3621 02:43:14,600 --> 02:43:15,720 Dr. Bill Tarmi. 3622 02:43:15,960 --> 02:43:17,620 I don't know Stuart Chaffee. 3623 02:43:17,980 --> 02:43:20,380 But with everything he's done for technology in this country, 3624 02:43:20,380 --> 02:43:23,620 I put him up there with Eamon Cotton, Jack O'Shea, Jack Coyle, 3625 02:43:23,680 --> 02:43:25,100 and the pantheon of the greats. 3626 02:43:25,860 --> 02:43:28,140 I love the indignation on Tarmi. 3627 02:43:28,640 --> 02:43:30,180 We might actually look at... 3628 02:43:30,180 --> 02:43:31,140 Check in with Tarmi. 3629 02:43:31,620 --> 02:43:34,260 We might actually look at the fucking video of Tarmi again. 3630 02:43:36,240 --> 02:43:37,280 Definitely tomorrow. 3631 02:43:37,560 --> 02:43:38,440 Or the next stream. 3632 02:43:38,440 --> 02:43:39,200 I just... 3633 02:43:39,200 --> 02:43:39,880 I don't know if I... 3634 02:43:39,880 --> 02:43:42,620 I want to waste Tarmi tonight. 3635 02:43:43,160 --> 02:43:44,140 But it's deceiving. 3636 02:43:44,280 --> 02:43:44,980 Thanks for the tip. 3637 02:43:45,080 --> 02:43:47,720 Because it's actually got a regular... 3638 02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:49,160 RJ11 connection in here. 3639 02:43:49,240 --> 02:43:50,660 So it can be a regular modem. 3640 02:43:51,080 --> 02:43:53,600 Or it could actually be a full cellular modem. 3641 02:43:53,600 --> 02:43:55,680 So I can just take this particular little device... 3642 02:43:55,680 --> 02:43:58,080 With everything he's done for technology in this country, 3643 02:43:58,140 --> 02:44:01,280 I put him up there with Eamon Cotton, Jack O'Shea, Jack Coyle, 3644 02:44:01,320 --> 02:44:02,240 and the pantheon of the greats. 3645 02:44:03,560 --> 02:44:04,840 Mama Duck, thank you very much. 3646 02:44:05,180 --> 02:44:07,000 Plug this into my portable computer. 3647 02:44:07,420 --> 02:44:10,380 And now I have a full wireless cellular modem. 3648 02:44:10,460 --> 02:44:14,580 So I can now just, without any connections, connect to my MCI... 3649 02:44:14,580 --> 02:44:14,880 Hang on. 3650 02:44:15,600 --> 02:44:16,340 RJ11, is this? 3651 02:44:16,540 --> 02:44:17,280 ...cellular modem. 3652 02:44:17,360 --> 02:44:21,380 So I can just take this particular little device and plug it into this. 3653 02:44:21,580 --> 02:44:23,500 Plug this into my portable computer. 3654 02:44:23,840 --> 02:44:26,880 And now I have a full wireless cellular modem. 3655 02:44:26,880 --> 02:44:32,380 So I can now just, without any connections, connect to my MCI, CompuServer, anything. 3656 02:44:32,480 --> 02:44:34,360 So it's a cell phone with a modem built in. 3657 02:44:34,400 --> 02:44:34,600 Right. 3658 02:44:34,720 --> 02:44:35,860 Cellular modem and a regular modem built in. 3659 02:44:35,860 --> 02:44:36,540 That is really cool. 3660 02:44:36,740 --> 02:44:36,880 Right. 3661 02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:37,000 Okay. 3662 02:44:37,480 --> 02:44:37,960 What else? 3663 02:44:38,220 --> 02:44:39,320 This other thing is kind of interesting. 3664 02:44:39,420 --> 02:44:40,140 In my pocket... 3665 02:44:40,140 --> 02:44:46,700 Even Stu knows that he has to have the hard what else question without any panache or charisma. 3666 02:44:47,300 --> 02:44:51,760 And he's laughing at how he has to bully the guy. 3667 02:44:52,040 --> 02:44:53,780 MCI, CompuServer, anything. 3668 02:44:54,000 --> 02:44:54,220 Beautiful. 3669 02:44:54,220 --> 02:44:55,720 It's a cell phone with a modem built in. 3670 02:44:55,720 --> 02:44:55,780 Beautiful. 3671 02:44:55,860 --> 02:44:55,980 Right. 3672 02:44:56,100 --> 02:44:57,260 Cellular modem and a regular modem built in. 3673 02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:57,940 That is really cool. 3674 02:44:58,100 --> 02:44:58,260 Right. 3675 02:44:58,880 --> 02:44:59,360 What else? 3676 02:44:59,620 --> 02:45:01,900 This other thing is kind of interesting. 3677 02:45:02,000 --> 02:45:08,460 In my pocket, I've got a full 16-bit stereo sound card, a full SCSI adapter card, and 105 meg... 3678 02:45:08,460 --> 02:45:10,120 He's teasing us with this pocket. 3679 02:45:10,260 --> 02:45:11,820 He's telling us he's got all this stuff. 3680 02:45:12,060 --> 02:45:13,380 And Stu's like, oh, come on. 3681 02:45:14,240 --> 02:45:18,820 Full 16-bit stereo sound card, a full SCSI adapter card, and 105... 3682 02:45:18,820 --> 02:45:24,300 He's actually got a Chinese finger trap inside there, and he can't get his fucking fingers out, 3683 02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:30,820 and he's just playing for time now, teasing us with technological talk that isn't going to resolve itself. 3684 02:45:31,040 --> 02:45:31,860 Or is it? 3685 02:45:31,900 --> 02:45:32,320 Hard drive. 3686 02:45:32,500 --> 02:45:32,800 Absolutely. 3687 02:45:32,800 --> 02:45:33,720 It is going to resolve itself. 3688 02:45:33,720 --> 02:45:37,860 These first two cards are from a company called New Media in Irvine, California. 3689 02:45:38,380 --> 02:45:43,220 This first one is a full SCSI adapter card, and I can stick this in any machine that has a PCMCA, 3690 02:45:43,540 --> 02:45:48,040 connect it to the SCSI adapter, and now have a CD-ROM or any other SCSI peripheral... 3691 02:45:48,040 --> 02:45:50,200 Fucking Schuzzbucket is after you. 3692 02:45:50,720 --> 02:45:53,140 Did you see Schuzzbucket doing his presentation? 3693 02:45:54,280 --> 02:45:56,380 He had a fucking pocket full of WAV jammers. 3694 02:45:57,380 --> 02:46:01,120 Fucking had a fucking WAV jammer in the top pocket. 3695 02:46:01,640 --> 02:46:02,880 You'd want to be wary of him. 3696 02:46:03,440 --> 02:46:06,380 He'll fucking jam your WAV in a heartbeat. 3697 02:46:06,840 --> 02:46:15,760 The other thing is interesting, it's a 16-bit stereo sound card called Wave Jammer, also from New Media, that I can stick in. 3698 02:46:16,000 --> 02:46:20,960 And then when I connect it to this particular device, I can now put my speakers in it. Amazing. 3699 02:46:21,360 --> 02:46:30,940 Perhaps this last one is the more amazing of all of them, in that this is a 105-meg hard drive, two platters, from Max Tour in San Jose, California. 3700 02:46:31,260 --> 02:46:35,740 This will be out after the first of the year in a full Type 3 PCMCA format. 3701 02:46:36,360 --> 02:46:42,880 And it's amazing because there's two platters, and they tell me that within probably 18 months, they'll get as much as 400 megabytes on this little device. 3702 02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:46,140 Tim, thank you very much. Let me go join Gina. And what are you playing with, Gina? 3703 02:46:46,240 --> 02:46:49,240 Hi, Stuart. I've got something really neat, and it's something called Movie Select. 3704 02:46:49,320 --> 02:46:52,460 It is absolutely ideal for the person who can never decide what to get at the video store. 3705 02:46:52,460 --> 02:46:53,000 That's like me. 3706 02:46:53,300 --> 02:46:59,180 Well, you've got 44,000 movies here listed, and like a lot of CD-based movie guides, you can look at plot summaries. 3707 02:46:59,180 --> 02:47:05,140 But this does something really unique. It will actually recommend movies based on your preferences of movies you've already seen. 3708 02:47:05,880 --> 02:47:10,500 Here I'm up on the H's, and I can say that I really like The Highlander, which was a great movie. 3709 02:47:10,500 --> 02:47:15,240 High Noon, excellent Western. And let's say High Anxiety. 3710 02:47:16,240 --> 02:47:17,420 We hit the Continue button. 3711 02:47:17,700 --> 02:47:21,540 So it's sort of going to guess the characteristics of those movies and say, if you like those, you'll like these. 3712 02:47:21,640 --> 02:47:25,780 Exactly. Here it's told me that I should see True Grit and Glory and Unforgiven. 3713 02:47:25,780 --> 02:47:26,060 Okay. 3714 02:47:26,340 --> 02:47:28,200 It also has something that's really... 3715 02:47:28,200 --> 02:47:31,280 Home Alone and The Untouchables is in there as well. 3716 02:47:31,280 --> 02:47:31,800 True Grit and Glory. 3717 02:47:32,280 --> 02:47:39,240 Star Wars, Last of the Mohicans, Friday the 13th Part 3, none of the previous parts. 3718 02:47:39,240 --> 02:47:40,240 Unforgiven. 3719 02:47:40,240 --> 02:47:40,560 Okay. 3720 02:47:40,560 --> 02:47:45,660 It also has something that's really very unusual, and that is it will do movie previews. 3721 02:47:45,660 --> 02:47:46,100 Real clips? 3722 02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:51,100 Real clips. Full motion video clips, and not those little tiny jerky video clips either. 3723 02:47:51,460 --> 02:47:53,820 Here we're going to look at a preview of the coneheads. 3724 02:47:53,920 --> 02:47:56,320 And we're going to hit play. 3725 02:47:58,400 --> 02:47:59,800 And it should start here. 3726 02:48:01,120 --> 02:48:01,760 Where's the gun? 3727 02:48:02,380 --> 02:48:03,260 Any second now. 3728 02:48:03,280 --> 02:48:04,320 Oh, it is playing. Okay. 3729 02:48:05,280 --> 02:48:05,880 Real caramel. 3730 02:48:05,880 --> 02:48:07,920 That was really cool. 3731 02:48:09,200 --> 02:48:13,280 Lovely 16-bit downshift bit-crushing sound there. 3732 02:48:13,280 --> 02:48:14,920 Okay, maybe stop that and then... 3733 02:48:14,920 --> 02:48:17,480 Okay, maybe can you stop that noise? 3734 02:48:17,480 --> 02:48:19,480 That was really cool. 3735 02:48:19,480 --> 02:48:22,600 You need to go with a cold for region. 3736 02:48:22,940 --> 02:48:28,840 That was really cool. 3737 02:48:29,800 --> 02:48:29,980 Yes. 3738 02:48:30,440 --> 02:48:31,960 Okay, maybe stop that and then... 3739 02:48:31,960 --> 02:48:33,240 Maybe stop that, please? 3740 02:48:33,320 --> 02:48:35,160 And show me what these little toys are you have here. 3741 02:48:35,220 --> 02:48:37,020 Well, this is ideal for the... 3742 02:48:37,020 --> 02:48:37,820 Look at this. 3743 02:48:37,960 --> 02:48:38,580 Is it... 3744 02:48:38,580 --> 02:48:39,440 Is that... 3745 02:48:39,440 --> 02:48:42,260 Am I fucking seeing things or am I seeing things? 3746 02:48:42,260 --> 02:48:50,420 Is that a mouse in the shape of an American pigskin football, everybody? 3747 02:48:51,500 --> 02:48:52,900 An American pig... 3748 02:48:52,900 --> 02:48:54,080 It's the wrong sound. 3749 02:48:54,220 --> 02:48:55,160 The wrong sound. 3750 02:48:55,280 --> 02:48:55,980 The wrong sound. 3751 02:48:57,480 --> 02:48:58,600 It looks weird. 3752 02:48:58,780 --> 02:49:03,260 It looks like a cup that you put on your fucking balls when you're playing American football. 3753 02:49:03,260 --> 02:49:05,260 But it's actually a mouse that you use. 3754 02:49:05,780 --> 02:49:06,800 The pigskin mouse. 3755 02:49:07,600 --> 02:49:09,560 And it does look like a turd as well. 3756 02:49:09,560 --> 02:49:12,900 And you've got her crap joystick also. 3757 02:49:14,900 --> 02:49:15,920 Crazy bit of business. 3758 02:49:16,060 --> 02:49:18,180 The young or teenage boy in your house. 3759 02:49:18,400 --> 02:49:20,140 This is the ideal joystick for him. 3760 02:49:20,300 --> 02:49:20,880 This is a... 3761 02:49:20,880 --> 02:49:22,100 Shtef, thank you very much. 3762 02:49:22,160 --> 02:49:25,180 Please find if they have Gremlins 2, the new batch. 3763 02:49:26,020 --> 02:49:26,820 The best of the franchise. 3764 02:49:27,060 --> 02:49:28,060 Full throttle joystick. 3765 02:49:28,440 --> 02:49:29,760 It's called the FX2000. 3766 02:49:29,920 --> 02:49:30,460 It's from Suncom. 3767 02:49:30,820 --> 02:49:31,500 Oh, that is great. 3768 02:49:31,600 --> 02:49:33,220 What's really unique about this joystick. 3769 02:49:33,520 --> 02:49:34,820 It's called the FX2000. 3770 02:49:34,980 --> 02:49:35,840 It's from Suncom. 3771 02:49:35,900 --> 02:49:36,580 Oh, that is great. 3772 02:49:36,580 --> 02:49:37,080 Great. 3773 02:49:51,080 --> 02:49:53,420 What's really unique about this is it's V design. 3774 02:49:53,600 --> 02:49:53,780 Yeah. 3775 02:49:53,920 --> 02:49:55,480 If you don't understand that, ask a kid. 3776 02:49:55,540 --> 02:49:58,760 It just means the fire buttons are on the top and the trigger buttons in the front. 3777 02:49:58,840 --> 02:49:59,180 That's cool. 3778 02:49:59,300 --> 02:50:01,960 I also have for the sports fan a football mouse. 3779 02:50:02,300 --> 02:50:04,460 This is also available in basketball. 3780 02:50:04,600 --> 02:50:05,960 It looks like a shit. 3781 02:50:06,520 --> 02:50:12,380 It looks like the toy shits that you get in the joke shop by Smithies. 3782 02:50:12,840 --> 02:50:15,360 Also have for the sports fan a football mouse. 3783 02:50:15,680 --> 02:50:32,100 This is also available in basketball and soccer ball versions. 3784 02:50:32,100 --> 02:50:34,760 It came with this nifty little mouse pack. 3785 02:50:34,840 --> 02:50:35,000 All right. 3786 02:50:35,020 --> 02:50:37,040 If we were talking about kids, I have a couple of things I want to show you. 3787 02:50:37,120 --> 02:50:38,460 This is TurboTouch 360. 3788 02:50:40,120 --> 02:50:41,680 TurboTouch 360. 3789 02:50:42,160 --> 02:50:43,000 Fuck me. 3790 02:50:43,720 --> 02:50:44,160 Wow. 3791 02:50:44,680 --> 02:50:46,380 Xbox 360 controller. 3792 02:50:47,300 --> 02:50:49,400 There's a lawsuit going down there. 3793 02:50:49,480 --> 02:50:55,740 If TurboTrix can get their fucking hands on the Xbox legal team and ask them, how did you 3794 02:50:55,740 --> 02:50:57,680 guys rip us off there with this? 3795 02:50:58,520 --> 02:50:59,460 It's like a face. 3796 02:51:01,220 --> 02:51:03,420 Usually you see this kind of input just for Nintendo games. 3797 02:51:03,460 --> 02:51:04,100 TurboTouch. 3798 02:51:04,760 --> 02:51:05,820 This is for a PC. 3799 02:51:06,660 --> 02:51:07,680 Look at the D-pad. 3800 02:51:08,100 --> 02:51:10,440 Where's the fucking, where are you meant to press? 3801 02:51:11,220 --> 02:51:14,280 Is that like a soft outer layer? 3802 02:51:14,500 --> 02:51:17,740 Kind of like you press the soft layer or you press inside. 3803 02:51:18,320 --> 02:51:22,320 There's like a little octagon, like a little MMA fight that you put your thumb inside. 3804 02:51:22,320 --> 02:51:26,440 And you just, you let your thumb go wild inside the octagon there. 3805 02:51:26,820 --> 02:51:32,020 And then you've got these DoubleTouch 360 Triax. 3806 02:51:33,400 --> 02:51:33,620 Okay. 3807 02:51:33,880 --> 02:51:37,300 So you get all the full control you might normally get in a Nintendo controller. 3808 02:51:38,300 --> 02:51:40,800 Stu's going in full fucking octagon. 3809 02:51:41,060 --> 02:51:41,200 Look. 3810 02:51:41,460 --> 02:51:42,660 Also, this is sort of touch. 3811 02:51:44,280 --> 02:51:45,040 Tensitive thing. 3812 02:51:51,820 --> 02:51:53,420 Sort of touch sensitive thing. 3813 02:51:53,480 --> 02:51:55,760 So you don't get what they call numb thumb from banging around forever. 3814 02:51:56,480 --> 02:51:57,560 Banging around in there. 3815 02:51:57,640 --> 02:51:58,160 He was really cool. 3816 02:51:58,220 --> 02:52:00,580 TurboTouch 360 for little kids, for big kids. 3817 02:52:00,680 --> 02:52:01,700 Look at this input device. 3818 02:52:01,760 --> 02:52:02,660 This is actually an input. 3819 02:52:03,120 --> 02:52:03,520 Whoa. 3820 02:52:03,820 --> 02:52:07,440 That would probably give you, I don't know why it does, but it could give you cancer. 3821 02:52:07,620 --> 02:52:07,800 Could it? 3822 02:52:07,940 --> 02:52:09,520 So if you're doing lots of videos, look at that. 3823 02:52:09,860 --> 02:52:10,680 Is that a phone? 3824 02:52:11,420 --> 02:52:13,700 Mobile phones where they went wrong. 3825 02:52:15,440 --> 02:52:16,120 Look at that. 3826 02:52:16,160 --> 02:52:17,920 You've got the fucking number pad. 3827 02:52:18,120 --> 02:52:18,480 Hash. 3828 02:52:18,800 --> 02:52:19,160 Star. 3829 02:52:19,300 --> 02:52:21,540 You've got up, down, left, right, A and start. 3830 02:52:22,280 --> 02:52:25,660 A list of different optional functions at the side there. 3831 02:52:26,880 --> 02:52:28,180 Liquid crystal display. 3832 02:52:28,640 --> 02:52:30,160 Or is it a dot matrix? 3833 02:52:30,600 --> 02:52:31,800 Video phone presenter. 3834 02:52:32,280 --> 02:52:33,940 But you don't want to go back and look at the screen the whole time. 3835 02:52:34,000 --> 02:52:34,780 You want to look at your audience. 3836 02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:36,180 This is your controller for. 3837 02:52:36,240 --> 02:52:37,740 You could kill someone with that. 3838 02:52:38,840 --> 02:52:40,920 You could use it as a fucking hammer. 3839 02:52:41,040 --> 02:52:42,940 This is actually an input and an output device. 3840 02:52:43,020 --> 02:52:45,960 If you're doing lots of video presentations, but you don't want to go back and look at the 3841 02:52:45,960 --> 02:52:46,560 screen the whole time. 3842 02:52:46,600 --> 02:52:47,400 You want to look at your audience. 3843 02:52:47,620 --> 02:52:49,620 This is your controller full mouse and keyboard. 3844 02:52:49,700 --> 02:52:50,900 Not a flying toy. 3845 02:52:51,000 --> 02:52:51,740 Another keypad control. 3846 02:52:52,020 --> 02:52:53,240 Plus a little monitor over here. 3847 02:52:53,400 --> 02:52:56,740 So you can not only see your presentation, pull up your notes, pull up a preview of what's 3848 02:52:56,740 --> 02:52:57,520 coming up on the screen. 3849 02:52:57,820 --> 02:52:59,100 It's the video show presenter. 3850 02:52:59,240 --> 02:53:00,120 A really great toy. 3851 02:53:00,520 --> 02:53:01,560 Very neat. 3852 02:53:01,700 --> 02:53:03,000 Very discreet as well. 3853 02:53:03,060 --> 02:53:06,180 If you pulled that out, no one would really notice at all. 3854 02:53:06,220 --> 02:53:07,880 You'd just be fucking going about your business. 3855 02:53:08,760 --> 02:53:10,900 No one would notice that thing at all. 3856 02:53:10,960 --> 02:53:12,840 You wouldn't look out of place. 3857 02:53:12,840 --> 02:53:13,600 Pull up a preview. 3858 02:53:13,740 --> 02:53:15,180 What's coming up on the screen. 3859 02:53:15,180 --> 02:53:15,860 In 1993. 3860 02:53:16,580 --> 02:53:16,940 On the screen. 3861 02:53:17,200 --> 02:53:18,500 It's the video show presenter. 3862 02:53:18,660 --> 02:53:19,520 A really great toy. 3863 02:53:19,900 --> 02:53:20,460 If not toy. 3864 02:53:20,580 --> 02:53:21,560 It's a really great tool. 3865 02:53:21,980 --> 02:53:23,200 If you really do lots of presentations. 3866 02:53:23,460 --> 02:53:24,140 Anything else you want to tell me? 3867 02:53:24,140 --> 02:53:24,300 I do. 3868 02:53:24,380 --> 02:53:25,400 I have one other thing. 3869 02:53:25,480 --> 02:53:26,540 It won't do anything for it. 3870 02:53:26,600 --> 02:53:27,020 Num thumb. 3871 02:53:27,300 --> 02:53:29,260 But it will help you fix up your house a lot. 3872 02:53:29,340 --> 02:53:31,140 This is called the home survival toolkit. 3873 02:53:31,360 --> 02:53:32,360 It's from books that work. 3874 02:53:32,620 --> 02:53:36,020 It will not only tell you, but it will show you how to solve common household problems. 3875 02:53:36,340 --> 02:53:37,340 Fixing the plumbing. 3876 02:53:37,500 --> 02:53:38,340 Repainting a room. 3877 02:53:39,420 --> 02:53:40,020 CD-ROM. 3878 02:53:40,020 --> 02:53:40,880 Fixing the polish. 3879 02:53:40,880 --> 02:53:41,300 CD-ROM. 3880 02:53:41,540 --> 02:53:42,040 It's beautiful. 3881 02:53:42,320 --> 02:53:43,760 It's available also on floppy. 3882 02:53:43,800 --> 02:53:44,680 Home survival toolkit. 3883 02:53:44,760 --> 02:53:44,920 Great. 3884 02:53:44,980 --> 02:53:45,860 Gina, thank you very much. 3885 02:53:45,940 --> 02:53:48,540 That is our Consumers Buying Guide show for this year. 3886 02:53:48,540 --> 02:53:51,700 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access. 3887 02:53:52,480 --> 02:53:53,520 Random Access. 3888 02:53:57,760 --> 02:54:00,240 Just want to hear that fucking thing again. 3889 02:54:00,360 --> 02:54:00,920 Sorry, just one second. 3890 02:54:01,020 --> 02:54:01,740 Our vocalists. 3891 02:54:01,900 --> 02:54:02,840 We're so lonely. 3892 02:54:03,000 --> 02:54:03,480 Female vocalists. 3893 02:54:03,540 --> 02:54:04,000 Five hundred. 3894 02:54:04,160 --> 02:54:04,680 Several pro. 3895 02:54:04,800 --> 02:54:05,060 Is. 3896 02:54:05,300 --> 02:54:05,760 From past year. 3897 02:54:05,760 --> 02:54:06,480 Past year. 3898 02:54:06,580 --> 02:54:08,500 Bringing the total number to more than 50. 3899 02:54:08,700 --> 02:54:10,440 Janelle Stelzen's after you. 3900 02:54:10,700 --> 02:54:11,280 The number. 3901 02:54:11,800 --> 02:54:12,800 This is so lonely. 3902 02:54:12,820 --> 02:54:15,260 Windows users doubled this past year. 3903 02:54:15,360 --> 02:54:17,900 Bringing the total number to more than 50 million. 3904 02:54:18,400 --> 02:54:20,300 Those figures were released at Spring Comdex. 3905 02:54:20,400 --> 02:54:23,000 Along with a preview of Microsoft's new version of Windows. 3906 02:54:23,180 --> 02:54:24,220 Codenamed Chicago. 3907 02:54:24,880 --> 02:54:27,420 Chicago will support Intel's plug and play architecture. 3908 02:54:27,420 --> 02:54:31,800 And it will give users the ability to open and use several programs at once. 3909 02:54:32,560 --> 02:54:33,680 IBM has introduced Chicago's. 3910 02:54:33,680 --> 02:54:36,640 A new beta version of OS2 called Warp. 3911 02:54:37,080 --> 02:54:41,340 It will include animated 3D graphics and more colors as part of the user interface. 3912 02:54:41,340 --> 02:54:47,420 And IBM has signed a deal with Kodak to integrate photo CD technology into OS2 2.1. 3913 02:54:47,420 --> 02:54:50,900 By next year there will be a new kind of modem on the market. 3914 02:54:51,160 --> 02:54:51,940 The cable modem. 3915 02:54:52,380 --> 02:54:58,980 Intel, digital, and Zenith are all developing cable modems which will let you plug your cable TV line into the back of your computer. 3916 02:54:59,380 --> 02:55:02,000 For faster, cheaper access to a number of services. 3917 02:55:02,820 --> 02:55:06,080 And if you're looking for a new IBM PC, check out Radio Shack. 3918 02:55:06,360 --> 02:55:12,760 Radio Shack will now carry IBM PS1 desktop systems and notebook computers in 500 of its stores. 3919 02:55:13,120 --> 02:55:16,080 Along with its private label line of Tandy computers. 3920 02:55:16,780 --> 02:55:23,600 And a national clearinghouse has been set up to put computer experts in touch with schools and non-profit organizations who need help with technology. 3921 02:55:24,160 --> 02:55:27,840 The Reach Hotline has been established by the Reach Awards Program. 3922 02:55:27,840 --> 02:55:32,980 Which recognizes computer clubs and user groups that perform exceptional volunteer service. 3923 02:55:33,420 --> 02:55:38,260 The Reach Hotline number is 414-735-4735. 3924 02:55:39,220 --> 02:55:41,780 And everybody's a comedian at least some of the time. 3925 02:55:41,840 --> 02:55:48,400 But if you think you have an exceptional high-tech sense of humor, the people putting on this year's Laptop Expo are looking for you. 3926 02:55:48,980 --> 02:55:53,100 They're putting on a stand-up comedy contest with all proceeds from entry fees. 3927 02:55:53,100 --> 02:55:55,180 I thought you said the fucking bad word, then. 3928 02:55:55,180 --> 02:55:59,560 I thought you said the same thing. 3929 02:55:59,560 --> 02:56:05,940 The comedy contest will take place June 14th in Los Angeles. 3930 02:56:06,440 --> 02:56:08,520 And it's open to anybody who uses a computer. 3931 02:56:08,800 --> 02:56:12,400 To enter, call 1-800-444-EXPO. 3932 02:56:12,860 --> 02:56:14,680 That is it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 3933 02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:15,880 I'm Janelle Stelzen. 3934 02:56:16,520 --> 02:56:17,740 Janelle Stelzen's at 3. 3935 02:56:17,740 --> 02:56:20,600 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 3936 02:56:21,120 --> 02:56:24,020 Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 3937 02:56:24,340 --> 02:56:26,240 Intel, the computer inside. 3938 02:56:27,180 --> 02:56:30,720 Additional funding is provided by the Circular Publishers Association. 3939 02:56:30,720 --> 02:56:31,300 Funding was brought to you by the Software Publishers Association. 3940 02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:34,260 Providers of educational materials to help manage software. 3941 02:56:34,360 --> 02:56:35,520 Remember, don't copy that floppy. 3942 02:56:35,520 --> 02:56:36,180 Don't copy that floppy. 3943 02:56:36,660 --> 02:56:37,300 Don't copy that floppy. 3944 02:56:37,300 --> 02:56:39,900 And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division. 3945 02:56:39,900 --> 02:56:40,940 Brought to you by HP. 3946 02:56:42,620 --> 02:56:44,280 Computing in a brand new life. 3947 02:56:44,280 --> 02:56:46,620 Video cassette copies of this program are available. 3948 02:56:46,620 --> 02:56:46,820 That's it. 3949 02:56:46,880 --> 02:56:47,600 There was no goodbye from still. 3950 02:56:47,600 --> 02:56:49,560 There was no goodbye from still. 3951 02:56:49,560 --> 02:56:50,560 Goodbye from still. 3952 02:56:50,560 --> 02:56:56,080 But it's goodbye from me to you. 3953 02:56:56,080 --> 02:56:57,520 Thanks for tuning in. 3954 02:56:57,520 --> 02:56:59,240 I'm watching the streets tonight. 3955 02:56:59,240 --> 02:57:00,080 Tom. 3956 02:57:00,580 --> 02:57:01,700 Thanks very much. 3957 02:57:01,700 --> 02:57:03,400 We'll talk to you later on, guys. 3958 02:57:03,400 --> 02:57:04,820 Bless your luck. 3959 02:57:04,940 --> 02:57:05,940 God bless. 3960 02:57:05,940 --> 02:57:07,940 I want to see you on the flip side. 3961 02:57:07,940 --> 02:57:08,940 Good luck. 3962 02:57:08,940 --> 02:57:13,440 And information on the definitive guide to keeping your organization's software legal. 3963 02:57:16,000 --> 02:57:17,420 SBA Audit. 3964 02:57:18,780 --> 02:57:20,260 Jendell Patterson. 3965 02:57:20,400 --> 02:57:21,360 Peter Nichols. 3966 02:57:21,460 --> 02:57:22,340 Stephanie Chaffee. 3967 02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:23,300 Jim Threl. 3968 02:57:23,480 --> 02:57:23,760 Kelk. 3969 02:57:23,760 --> 02:57:24,500 Chris Fennig. 3970 02:57:24,520 --> 02:57:25,260 Linda G. 3971 02:57:25,260 --> 02:57:26,540 And Cheney. 3972 02:57:26,660 --> 02:57:27,500 Eric Dwecker. 3973 02:57:27,680 --> 02:57:28,460 Phil Lazzapardi. 3974 02:57:28,620 --> 02:57:29,220 Ken Butler. 3975 02:57:29,640 --> 02:57:30,580 Patrick Waite. 3976 02:57:31,120 --> 02:57:32,020 Clyde Rivers. 3977 02:57:32,220 --> 02:57:33,020 Sarah O'Brien. 3978 02:57:33,280 --> 02:57:34,040 Jim Rivera. 3979 02:57:34,280 --> 02:57:35,140 Phil Lazzapardi. 3980 02:57:35,320 --> 02:57:36,140 John Osef. 3981 02:57:36,820 --> 02:57:37,720 Ray Manlove. 3982 02:57:37,920 --> 02:57:39,960 His name is Ray Manlove. 3983 02:57:40,120 --> 02:57:40,840 Can you believe it? 3984 02:57:40,900 --> 02:57:41,040 Look. 3985 02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:44,120 Post-production videotape. 3986 02:57:44,180 --> 02:57:45,060 Ray Manlove. 3987 02:57:46,080 --> 02:57:46,980 Douglas Evans. 3988 02:57:48,140 --> 02:57:48,680 Donna. 3989 02:57:49,540 --> 02:57:50,700 Apple Computer. 3990 02:57:52,540 --> 02:57:55,000 Be so lonely. 3991 02:57:55,000 --> 02:57:56,280 See you later.