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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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How are you getting on?

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It's great to be back in the Situation Room once again with myself and Tom.

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Are you there, Tom?

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Yeah, I am.

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I mean, I am here.

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And yes, it is great.

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And let's get this finished tonight.

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I'm sick of it.

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Completely and utterly sickened by this game at the moment.

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It's taking a lot of our time up.

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We were hoping to get it done in one night.

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Didn't turn out that way.

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But look at it.

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Let's not let that deter us from absolutely decimating some of these scumbags up above.

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Maybe staying down here behind some of these metallic steel chairs.

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And this lad's wearing fucking ballistic vests.

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Which is cheating in my book.

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Is Tom looking forward to Warzone 2?

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Tom, can you field that question?

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Yeah, I can field it.

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And yes, looking forward to getting back out into the field.

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Out into the Situation Room.

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And into the Situation itself.

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Should be good.

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Looking forward to it.

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And up, up and away.

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Checkpoint has been reached there.

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That's great stuff.

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Blue Sky.

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Thank you very much for the tip.

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Glory days, you say.

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Hopefully it's going to be a glory evening for us here.

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As we complete this game.

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Get it out of the way.

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And just tell it to fuck off completely.

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Sick of it now.

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Is it really the truth though?

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I mean, it's offered an absolute...

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feast of action.

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Michael Bay kind of action.

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Has it not?

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It has, but the realization dawned on me about three quarters of the way through.

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That when we were doing that stealth mission.

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This is not what I even like about the game.

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The game was multiplayer and was Warzone.

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It turned into Warzone.

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It turned into Battle Royale.

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And that was it for me.

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Even if I was shit at it.

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It was still much more exciting than this.

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Swings and roundabouts.

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Personally, now, I liked the blend of storytelling and narrative and action and shooting as well.

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And look, maybe stealth isn't everyone's cup of tea.

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But on this occasion, I think they got it right.

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I think that they did well.

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They managed to maintain my interest.

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And I'll definitely be looking forward to replaying it again.

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I think there's some serious replay value in it.

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Anyone would think that you're selling the game or something.

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But we know that's not the case.

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We definitely aren't employed by Activision or Blizzard or whoever the fuck it is making this game.

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No, I definitely am not.

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In fact, I haven't been near it since it's only been you that's been on it, like, you know.

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These crisis lads everywhere here.

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Paul Meschel, thanks very much for the tip, Ripper Runis.

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Hope you're getting on well.

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It's out of interest there, Tom.

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What have you been at?

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Well, I've been trying to balance life and work.

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And I've been cooking up different meals every now and again as well.

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Quasi Quad Bike, thank you very, very much for the tip.

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Very kind of you.

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Quasi's just tipped there 25.

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Unbelievable.

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Bit of 25 business there from Quasi Quartig.

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Can we get something done?

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Quasi Quartig.

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Quasi Quartig.

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Thanks for the tip.

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I'll buy you a dinner or two with that.

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Well, we're on the subject of dinners.

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But I'm actually looking forward to making a bit of chili myself.

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I know you're a big man for the chili yourself.

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You're a bit of a chili Harold.

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Well, I'm going to be putting the pots and the pans to good use.

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I'm really making good use of the beef in the fridge.

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You have a nice bit of beef in there you have.

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That's great.

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Great to hear.

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As we really rock hard here on the main stage, so to speak.

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Through the compound.

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The prison compound.

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I'm not even sure who we're actually meant to be saving here.

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Saving Private Ryan?

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Saving Ryan's privates?

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I'm not sure.

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Going to use up some of the Wagyu in the beef there.

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Peril Harold says.

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I can't pronounce the name because it's too small.

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The text is too small for me to read from this distance as well as maintain.

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Legitimate Strike Force Capability.

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I believe there's a fucking...

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Yeah, I've got him there.

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Lovely stuff.

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Yeah, just to field the question there, it's definitely not a Wagyu beef situation.

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Chance like that only comes around once in a lifetime.

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And I wouldn't use the beef mince.

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Wagyu beef mince.

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In a chilly, Captain Sack.

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Thank you very much there, Captain Sack.

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Thanks, Captain Sack.

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Very, very, very kind of you.

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I hope you're getting on well and your sack is fine.

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And that sack is going to be full of Christmas presents for the year.

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Because you are Santa Claus.

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Is that correct, Captain Sack?

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Are you asking me?

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Sorry, I forgot that I actually have no direct link capabilities to the chat or to anybody tipping.

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Maybe you can answer that.

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More crafting to be done here.

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Well, Captain Sack, we don't know whether or not he is a sack or if he's just a captain of the sack.

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Does he have a sack?

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Is it full?

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Is it ready for Christmas goodies?

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We're not sure.

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What does the J in Tom's name stand for?

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I'll leave that one for you to decide.

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I'll reveal that.

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All will be revealed in my tell-all explosive memoir that I'm going to be releasing next Tuesday weekday.

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I hope that you're all going to be ready for the book launch.

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How can we even be ready for a book launch that we have no knowledge of, previous knowledge of?

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We don't even know where that book launch is going to be.

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What's going on?

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Well, I'll tell you what's going on.

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You've been fucking shot to death.

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But I've got to tell you, there's a lot of people there guessing.

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Gee, Jeremiah, Jesus.

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Jacinta, Juggernaut.

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I can tell you here or now, lads.

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You're all wrong.

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You're all kinds of wrong.

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You're crazy wrong.

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Holy schmucks.

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I've, uh, zero...

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...zero in the, uh, the lines of ammunition there.

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We've got something here.

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It looks like a, uh, a lovely grenade launcher.

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T-A-Q.

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We've got the Lachman sub.

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We'll keep that Lachman sub.

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I wonder, though, what the...

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Yeah, I'll take that T-A-Q.

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Yeah, it's not Jezebel.

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It's not Ju-

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It's not Juicy, but it's close.

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Thomas, Juicy Schlug.

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Jabroni is not...

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Is nowhere near it.

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Lads, lads on your 25.

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Yeah, they're on the gangway.

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And they're all rocking the fucking armor.

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It's a hard bit of business to take care of.

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Francis Fiddlefingers.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And thank you very much for your tip.

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This fucking...

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It's trying to bamboozle me with the riot shield.

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I think it's time to GK Chesterton a fucking...

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A petrol bomb into his...

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Perimeter.

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What the fuck is the fuck on here?

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GK Chesterton.

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He's quiet.

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Take anything we can use...

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He's a good man.

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He's a good solid Christian man.

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Copy.

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I have no idea who he was or what he was or what he did, but...

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I'm good.

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He's quoted in this game anyway.

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And now we have to craft some more down.

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I think...

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Did the stream go down there?

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That's just another situation where when you're using a mobile internet connection...

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You gotta...

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You're gonna have the dropouts.

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And it's a bad, bad situation.

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But we're back again.

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These juicy joes are coming at you...

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Hard and fast.

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You need to suck them out.

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That's one lad cracked.

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Cracker jacker lular.

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Now you've got another...

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Spooky bit of business with these lads with the riot shields.

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Lovely bit of slaughterhouse five there.

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That's it.

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Make hands of him.

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Make hands of him.

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Tell you.

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It's hard enough now in the dark as well.

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It's hard to...

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Differentiate between the goodies and the baddies.

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We're getting there.

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We're making it work.

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That's ghost.

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I keep on shooting ghost.

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He's nothing to do with the baddies.

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Yep.

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The fog of war.

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Friendly fire will not be tolerated.

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Now, what's next?

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What's around this corner?

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As we move...

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At pace again.

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There's a heli chopper coming in at you.

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How we're meant to take down this guy without an...

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Oh, it's okay.

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Our friends have done it.

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That's nice.

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How come it?

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Loud and clear, Price.

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Coming to you.

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Is the game audio too loud, lads?

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I don't want it to be fucking blowing.

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Or is it not loud enough?

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Can you let me know there?

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Let's get a nice...

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Mean...

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Mean...

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Or is it a median opinion?

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Because sometimes I do see one opinion just prop through and I'll be like, alright, I have to seize upon that.

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It's grand.

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It's grand.

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Pretty much perfect.

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Spot on.

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Big quiet maybe.

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Seems alright.

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Okay, we'll crank it a tiny notch or two, considering the thoughts, feelings, opinions, and tips and tricks which have been dispatched apace from none other than the man, Murch.

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Have been nothing short of spectacular throughout this whole playthrough.

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So I'm gonna go with Murch on that.

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It's one opinion which went against the grain of the first four or five opinions, but I'm willing to put fucking money on that opinion being sound.

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Loud.

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Return to mission.

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If only we had a return to mission HUD display on our face that told us throughout life when we were going off track.

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You know, when you don't know where you're going, what's going on, or what...

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It'd be handy to just have someone or something going, you're fucking going off script here, man, you need to return to mission.

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You know, we don't know where we're going.

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Actually, we'll watch the movie.

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We'll watch the movie.

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Overwatch now.

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Your life can be...

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You never know that's the beauty of life at the same time as that you don't know which way it's going or where it's going.

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So if you had a guidebook, it could take away some of the fun.

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Some of the fury.

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Never thought of it like that.

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Yeah, you're right.

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So in the end, I suppose, just keep fucking moving because if you get stuck thinking you could be going the wrong way, more will be lost through the fucking indecision than the wrong decision.

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You know what I mean?

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Yeah, big time.

264
00:14:10,140 --> 00:14:12,860
You know, there's been a lot of time I spent sometimes...

265
00:14:12,860 --> 00:14:15,120
You know, you get to a point where you go, what the fuck is...

266
00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:16,280
Is this the right thing?

267
00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,100
Should I be doing busing in the West?

268
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,960
Or should I stick to doing regional and fucking international routes?

269
00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,080
Or even plane flying, you know?

270
00:14:24,820 --> 00:14:32,600
And I feel as though maybe more was lost during the times of when I was deciding what the fuck to do than actually doing the wrong thing.

271
00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,380
Plus, when you're doing the wrong thing, you have a lesson learned.

272
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:37,420
It's not what I want to do.

273
00:14:37,540 --> 00:14:38,000
Blah, blah, blah.

274
00:14:41,420 --> 00:14:43,640
Blah, blah, blah indeed.

275
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:44,280
Never...

276
00:14:44,280 --> 00:14:46,720
I couldn't have put it better myself, Tom.

277
00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:52,340
You really are a wizened old shrewd shrewd of a man.

278
00:14:52,940 --> 00:14:57,060
And I'd never fucking think to cross you, but I've always doubted you.

279
00:14:57,460 --> 00:14:58,160
But I've...

280
00:14:58,160 --> 00:14:58,620
I've...

281
00:14:58,620 --> 00:14:59,420
You're a mystery.

282
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,080
You're a jack-in-the-box.

283
00:15:01,780 --> 00:15:03,060
You're a drinking man.

284
00:15:03,220 --> 00:15:05,480
But you make great chili con carne.

285
00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:06,420
Isn't that the crap?

286
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,160
You got...

287
00:15:09,160 --> 00:15:10,960
I couldn't have said it better myself.

288
00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:16,120
And honestly, I could have said it, but I'm gonna say I couldn't.

289
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:18,560
Just for you, because I think you're a great nephew.

290
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,460
Thanks, Tom.

291
00:15:22,440 --> 00:15:23,220
Thanks, Tom.

292
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,400
I can't throw on your phone there.

293
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:27,060
Got a load of laser boys over here.

294
00:15:32,340 --> 00:15:33,200
Detonate the truck.

295
00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:33,540
How...

296
00:15:33,540 --> 00:15:36,040
How do you detonate the truck?

297
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:36,620
Press X.

298
00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:39,260
You just have to look at the fucking truck.

299
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,100
We're good to go, Colonel.

300
00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,700
And you detonate the truck like that.

301
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:43,260
That's a great little bit of business.

302
00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:46,040
Double truck destination.

303
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:48,840
Uh, desecration, uh, should I say.

304
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,620
After the detonation.

305
00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:52,040
What an absolute.

306
00:15:52,500 --> 00:15:54,140
You're a powerful trucking man.

307
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:57,300
And descend.

308
00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:58,580
Press X to descend.

309
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,280
You're coming through on my line again.

310
00:16:02,020 --> 00:16:02,340
Yeah.

311
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:03,760
Lovely stuff.

312
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,500
As captain.

313
00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:08,100
And we've got another movie on our hands.

314
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:08,440
Sure are.

315
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:09,420
Jack.

316
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:10,380
Rodolfo.

317
00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:11,940
You take the truck we came with.

318
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:12,620
Roger that.

319
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:13,580
Vakero, seguime.

320
00:16:13,820 --> 00:16:14,960
Rudy, we're going to get Hancho.

321
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:15,540
Come on, Colonel.

322
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,000
Suerte.

323
00:16:16,720 --> 00:16:17,200
Xmas.

324
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,300
Xmas special.

325
00:16:18,420 --> 00:16:19,020
Thank you very much.

326
00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:20,180
Got a question for you.

327
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:21,360
Got anything planned for Xmas?

328
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:23,520
Wouldn't mind a nice old stream of the Xmas.

329
00:16:23,860 --> 00:16:25,120
Christmas Irish life.

330
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,180
Well, let's see how that transpires.

331
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,560
Tom, do you have anything prepared yourself?

332
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,760
Shepard burned us.

333
00:16:32,020 --> 00:16:33,700
He said graze in the shadows to kill us.

334
00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:37,200
Probably going to be making a bit of chili con carne.

335
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:38,600
At one stage.

336
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:39,200
I'm not sure.

337
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,200
I'm going to be making some tonight anyway.

338
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:44,440
Yeah, but that's not going to be on stream.

339
00:16:44,580 --> 00:16:44,940
Sure it's not.

340
00:16:45,980 --> 00:16:47,660
I uncovered what I mean.

341
00:16:47,660 --> 00:16:49,300
Regarding a black bag operation.

342
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,780
I haven't thought or anticipated on doing that.

343
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,280
Fuck it.

344
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:53,840
Maybe another day.

345
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:54,860
Yeah, look.

346
00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:57,480
Something Christmasy, no doubt.

347
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,860
I'd even do some kind of cracker pulling ceremony.

348
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:03,540
And live stream that.

349
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,280
Show what we get on the day.

350
00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:06,700
I'll pull one cracker.

351
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,240
Francis can pull another.

352
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,520
And we'll show you what we get.

353
00:17:10,700 --> 00:17:13,360
And then that can be the Christmas stream over on Dumbwas.

354
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:14,860
Guns for the good guys.

355
00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:17,220
It sounds depressing and shit, Tom.

356
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:21,160
Is there anything else we could possibly muster up between here now and the big day,

357
00:17:21,240 --> 00:17:22,560
the joyous occasion it is?

358
00:17:22,560 --> 00:17:22,740
Yep.

359
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,200
Christ mass.

360
00:17:24,340 --> 00:17:25,420
The mass of Christ.

361
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:31,120
Where jolly old Sid Nick breaks and enters into many houses, actually.

362
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:31,680
Warranted.

363
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:34,240
He never gets a health task.

364
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:39,540
And look, judging by the way fucking the courts handle serious crime in this country,

365
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:44,340
Santa Claus would be given, no doubt, a suspended sentence or something.

366
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,060
And Tom?

367
00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:51,880
Yeah, we've discussed the crime and the way the crime is handled in this country.

368
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:57,340
Look, Santa Claus, he's got a lot of explaining to do.

369
00:17:57,420 --> 00:18:01,760
If the police ever get a hold of the Gardaí in this country and if the police in America,

370
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,800
because he's dispatching presidents all over the world.

371
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,540
Presidents?

372
00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:07,800
What presidents who?

373
00:18:07,940 --> 00:18:09,140
Like Abe Lincoln and the boys.

374
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:10,000
Sorting it out now.

375
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,720
Yeah, he meant presents, but he's dispatching those presents all over the world.

376
00:18:15,800 --> 00:18:16,080
And, you know.

377
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:18,200
Reconnaissance said the route was clear of enemy activity.

378
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,340
It's a task of Interpol.

379
00:18:19,460 --> 00:18:21,360
Interpol needs to get a hold of him, to be honest.

380
00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:24,200
The shipment was spotted before it arrived at its destination.

381
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:27,760
Yalla, yalla.

382
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:28,760
You gotta move.

383
00:18:29,500 --> 00:18:31,080
Sir, you need to move.

384
00:18:32,120 --> 00:18:34,720
Lovely little full motion video.

385
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:43,200
Lean out.

386
00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,460
We turn down the volume here.

387
00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,480
It's probably gonna get messy.

388
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,280
Time for the Lance Vance dance.

389
00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:03,180
They're right in front of me.

390
00:19:03,900 --> 00:19:05,400
They're right in front.

391
00:19:05,480 --> 00:19:07,300
I was trying to shoot the lads up on the road.

392
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,600
Probably be best not for using a night vision goggles if you hit them.

393
00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:13,360
Don't legal actual.

394
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:15,360
Do not lose that cargo.

395
00:19:16,940 --> 00:19:17,500
Eyes high.

396
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,460
Watch those buildings.

397
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:20,300
Hold the roof.

398
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:21,840
RPG.

399
00:19:23,200 --> 00:19:23,620
Let's move.

400
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:24,120
Let's go.

401
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:27,140
Found it.

402
00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:28,120
You're everything.

403
00:19:28,120 --> 00:19:30,540
Absolutely creamed there.

404
00:19:30,540 --> 00:19:31,300
Cream caked.

405
00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,540
Trying to use the grenade.

406
00:19:36,540 --> 00:19:38,300
That's a couple of lads there with the grenade.

407
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,180
That's a nice touch.

408
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,460
And then we'll go back to normal mode.

409
00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,960
Normal firing capabilities there.

410
00:19:48,340 --> 00:19:50,620
just to dispatch some of these scumbags up there.

411
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:52,360
That's nice.

412
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:53,440
They need help.

413
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,060
You are my help.

414
00:19:55,180 --> 00:19:56,160
Now fix this.

415
00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:57,340
Don't know who these guys are.

416
00:19:57,420 --> 00:19:57,900
Are they baddies?

417
00:19:58,720 --> 00:19:59,620
Those are these fellas.

418
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:03,240
The Russians are involved now.

419
00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:04,100
It's the PMCs.

420
00:20:04,300 --> 00:20:05,120
Wagner group.

421
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,520
Christian Eriksson.

422
00:20:10,820 --> 00:20:11,540
In the front here.

423
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:16,100
And Lance Vance Dance there.

424
00:20:18,980 --> 00:20:21,080
Now we've got seven grenades in the tube.

425
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:22,600
Actually we're dead.

426
00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:25,580
We should have actually leaned out the side.

427
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:26,280
Oh it's a checkpoint.

428
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:27,080
That's great stuff.

429
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:28,720
You did well now.

430
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:30,640
You did well to mentor.

431
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:34,800
your dignity and firepower capability.

432
00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:37,120
So not an easy situation to be in.

433
00:20:37,180 --> 00:20:38,700
Let's have a look at this full motion video.

434
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,740
What's your looking?

435
00:20:42,460 --> 00:20:42,860
Vance!

436
00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,280
D'Carlo!

437
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,580
Copy!

438
00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,240
Copy!

439
00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:47,240
Copy!

440
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:47,820
Copy!

441
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,320
Can you see me?

442
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:50,320
Wait!

443
00:20:50,320 --> 00:20:51,540
You just can't hear it.

444
00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:52,540
No!

445
00:20:52,540 --> 00:20:53,320
No!

446
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:53,820
No!

447
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,480
No!

448
00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:54,980
No!

449
00:20:54,980 --> 00:20:55,480
No!

450
00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:56,180
No!

451
00:20:56,180 --> 00:20:56,980
No!

452
00:20:56,980 --> 00:20:57,460
No!

453
00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:57,960
No!

454
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:58,560
No!

455
00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:58,980
No!

456
00:20:58,980 --> 00:20:59,420
No!

457
00:20:59,420 --> 00:20:59,920
No!

458
00:20:59,920 --> 00:21:00,380
No!

459
00:21:00,380 --> 00:21:00,880
No!

460
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,380
No!

461
00:21:01,380 --> 00:21:02,000
No!

462
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,520
No!

463
00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:02,920
No!

464
00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:03,420
No!

465
00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:03,920
No!

466
00:21:03,920 --> 00:21:04,460
No!

467
00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,320
No!

468
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:05,820
No!

469
00:21:05,820 --> 00:21:06,420
No!

470
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:07,000
No!

471
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:07,500
No!

472
00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,500
No!

473
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,500
A bullet in the skulls, Ham.

474
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,740
A bullet in the skulls.

475
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,960
Nasty purpose.

476
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:15,700
They learned Shepard was behind it.

477
00:21:15,700 --> 00:21:18,120
Russia gave the missiles to Hassan.

478
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:18,880
And the Russians.

479
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:24,960
Shepard's intentions were good, but the shipments were illegal and off the books.

480
00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:27,660
He and Graves buried it.

481
00:21:27,660 --> 00:21:30,760
And Graves, he and Graves buried it.

482
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,660
We were getting too close, and they weren't gonna let that happen.

483
00:21:33,660 --> 00:21:35,500
And we're getting too close.

484
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:36,900
Three missiles were stolen.

485
00:21:36,900 --> 00:21:37,900
You scratch beneath the surface.

486
00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:38,900
We've only found two.

487
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:39,900
You find out a lot of dirt.

488
00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:40,900
A lot of shit.

489
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:41,900
Hassan's got one more.

490
00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,900
And Hassan.

491
00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:43,900
We need to find it.

492
00:21:43,900 --> 00:21:44,900
He's got one more missile.

493
00:21:44,900 --> 00:21:45,900
And we need to find it.

494
00:21:45,900 --> 00:21:47,900
Are we gonna get this done tonight?

495
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:48,900
Within this session now.

496
00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,900
You hit this.

497
00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:50,900
Why?

498
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,900
We all keep secrets, Captain.

499
00:21:52,900 --> 00:21:54,900
What the hell wasn't I informed?

500
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:57,900
Consider yourself well informed now, General.

501
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:58,900
The game levels are loud, okay?

502
00:21:58,900 --> 00:21:59,900
That's really fucking helpful.

503
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:00,900
General, thank you.

504
00:22:00,900 --> 00:22:01,900
You were a daylight to miss our short.

505
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:02,900
There's three of them.

506
00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:03,900
We only found two.

507
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:04,900
Then point yourself.

508
00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:07,900
I'll just, I'll crank it up just for the video bit.

509
00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:08,900
And fix it.

510
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,900
And who fixes you, eh?

511
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:12,900
I don't need.

512
00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:13,900
Thank you very much.

513
00:22:13,900 --> 00:22:14,900
A sneaky Russian.

514
00:22:14,900 --> 00:22:15,900
Thank you very much.

515
00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:16,900
Protecting my country.

516
00:22:16,900 --> 00:22:17,900
Protecting your own ass.

517
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:20,900
I do what needs to be done.

518
00:22:20,900 --> 00:22:23,900
And no one holds me down with a roll of red tape.

519
00:22:23,900 --> 00:22:24,900
I know what's gonna be done.

520
00:22:24,900 --> 00:22:25,900
Leg fend.

521
00:22:25,900 --> 00:22:26,900
Thank you very much.

522
00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:27,900
Any shiffé later.

523
00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:29,900
We want that to happen.

524
00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:33,900
And we want that to happen because we want this game to end fast.

525
00:22:33,900 --> 00:22:35,900
You do good, gotta do some bad.

526
00:22:35,900 --> 00:22:37,900
When we shit, we bury it.

527
00:22:37,900 --> 00:22:39,900
That's how it works.

528
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,900
Remember, always bury your shit.

529
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,900
We don't bury each other with it, do we?

530
00:22:43,900 --> 00:22:46,900
You need to turn off that side of your head.

531
00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:49,900
And face down the real enemy.

532
00:22:51,900 --> 00:22:53,900
You need to call off your shadow.

533
00:22:53,900 --> 00:22:54,900
Graves?

534
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:55,900
Yeah.

535
00:22:55,900 --> 00:23:01,900
He's a dog with a bone.

536
00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:05,900
And I highly recommend you don't try and take it.

537
00:23:05,900 --> 00:23:08,900
This is your last chance to change your mind.

538
00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:09,900
Then what?

539
00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:13,900
Then after I go for him, I'm coming for you.

540
00:23:25,900 --> 00:23:43,980
It's about to go down Chinatown style here now. I don't even know what's going on to be honest. I haven't really followed. All I know is that they're going around the world. All you need to know really is that you're killing people. Isn't that the correct answer?

541
00:23:43,980 --> 00:24:09,520
We are now 141 and Lost for Keros on this. It is, yeah. Look, I mean, I think I was in... I kind of got involved with the story 10 years ago. Modern Warfare 2 and Modern Warfare, the originals. But as far as these last couple of games from 2019 and this one... It hasn't really stuck with me. It's not stuck in the memory. The memory box.

542
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:34,340
We were saying... Thank you very much, Shul, for the tip. We were saying that we do think that these games are possibly tools of the powers that be. Kind of hegemonic tools to spread their fucking... their agenda.

543
00:24:34,820 --> 00:24:44,500
And plant the seeds of the agenda and the desensitization to the hyperviolence and the narratives and all that kind of stuff of a goodie and a baddie and a right and a wrong.

544
00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:51,760
Maybe to plant those seeds inside the minds of the people playing the games. And there's a lot of people playing them, Tom.

545
00:24:53,820 --> 00:25:09,560
Yeah, look, if you want to get down that route, you can go down that route. It's a conspiratorial route. I'd never really considered it myself. You'd be more into those conspiracies and all that kind of stuff. But it's getting harder to really look at it and think otherwise, you know?

546
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:22,720
These nasty boys with their nasty toys going around the world. Another traditional good and evil kind of narrative. If you look at the common thread and themes of the last...

547
00:25:22,720 --> 00:25:26,560
However, decade, 15, 20 years of these games...

548
00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:40,600
Where is the other points of view? You know, you don't really see it from a Chinese perspective. You don't see it from a... from a... obviously not a Russian or... you don't see an Indian perspective or anything like that. We are seeing at the moment.

549
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:52,280
What you're seeing is Brits... Brits feature prominently in it, even though it's an American-made game. You'd think that the Americans would have their forces center stage.

550
00:25:52,280 --> 00:26:07,280
It seems to be the case that they probably don't want to come... come over too... too harsh on the... on the game with the Americanization of it and their... their themes. So they... they use the Brits as the... as a kind of lapdog.

551
00:26:07,280 --> 00:26:24,520
In the way that they do with their wars around the world. They use the Brits as a kind of front of house salesmen. And... yeah, then they push their agenda through that. But that... that would be my thinking now if I was to agree and concur with what you're saying. Which I don't fully agree with at the moment.

552
00:26:26,120 --> 00:26:34,280
Whatever you're saying, we're actually fucking... playing it. So, I mean, we can't really... What do we do? Oh, we disarm it. Okay, great stuff.

553
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,280
Good. There'll be more ahead. Listen for the sound.

554
00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:48,080
I was just listening to your shy talk and then I couldn't really... Mahatma Gandhi eyes my way... my way around that little corridor. But now I know what I'm doing. It seems to be good.

555
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:51,000
Good. There'll be more ahead. Listen for the sound.

556
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,840
Fucking hell.

557
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,840
Yeah, somewhere in the chat there saying it's a NATO situation. It could be an operation gladio.

558
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:18,840
You've just smoked yourself out. We can time it. Oh, it's got a timer on it. You need to hurry. It's got a timer on it. We find graves. We're madame de espacio.

559
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:26,840
It's not a timer. You're just using smoke. It's the solid snake method. It's the solid snake use a bloody...

560
00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:34,840
Use a... smoke a fag to see the laser beams. Joseph Campbell. Thank you very much. Even though it's a quote.

561
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:40,840
Selection for societal sane. Thank you very much. And Schulte. Thank you very much.

562
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:42,840
I'm wondering here now.

563
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:50,840
Oh, I see what's happening. If I had a torch, that would be handy enough.

564
00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:52,840
That would be handy enough.

565
00:27:57,840 --> 00:28:02,840
I feel as though it's gonna break. The laser is gonna break... here.

566
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,840
That means I can go through and then disarm.

567
00:28:09,840 --> 00:28:11,840
Solid snake simulation.

568
00:28:13,840 --> 00:28:14,840
No...

569
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:18,840
No night fire here. Do you mean no night viz?

570
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:23,840
Maybe we do have night... No, we don't have night viz.

571
00:28:24,840 --> 00:28:25,840
Night viz.

572
00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,840
Ah, for fuck's sake. We only have smoke grenades.

573
00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:31,840
Any night via here?

574
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:32,840
Rat salad. That's where I...

575
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:35,840
That's where I read your sentence as...

576
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:38,840
Is there any night via this way to...

577
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:39,840
If we go down this...

578
00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:43,840
This corridor, do we find night?

579
00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,840
But really, it was just a spelling mistake.

580
00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:47,840
And...

581
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:48,840
Just another...

582
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:51,840
Example, prime time example of my inability at times...

583
00:28:51,840 --> 00:28:56,840
To be able to communicate quite clearly and succinctly with the chat.

584
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:57,840
I...

585
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,840
I often read it wrong.

586
00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:01,840
Yeah, I can concur with that as well.

587
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,840
Sometimes it can be very hard...

588
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:05,840
To...

589
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:06,840
Convey tone...

590
00:29:07,840 --> 00:29:08,840
All sorts of other...

591
00:29:08,840 --> 00:29:09,840
Bits and pieces...

592
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,840
Through, uh...

593
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:11,840
The medium of text.

594
00:29:11,840 --> 00:29:12,840
Ah, for fuck's sake.

595
00:29:12,840 --> 00:29:13,840
You ran into that one.

596
00:29:15,840 --> 00:29:16,840
Can we find a night?

597
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,840
Can we find night through this corridor?

598
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,840
Is there...

599
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:20,840
Is there going to be night through here?

600
00:29:21,840 --> 00:29:22,840
Perhaps?

601
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:23,840
Per chance?

602
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:27,840
Ah, for fuck's sake.

603
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,840
Getting fucking done.

604
00:29:30,840 --> 00:29:31,840
George Bernard Shaw.

605
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,840
Thanks for the...

606
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:33,840
The quote.

607
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,840
You're not even listening to these guys.

608
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:36,840
They're...

609
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,840
They're a good soldier.

610
00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:38,840
When this is over, we'll...

611
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:39,840
We'll cook a sada or something.

612
00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,840
My favourite.

613
00:29:40,840 --> 00:30:09,460
You're a good soldier. When this is over we'll cook a sadar or something. My favourite. How am I meant to get through that? That's great. Hopefully this tedious part of the game is over with now and we can just maintain a clear run at it, firing the gun and just killing loads of people at pace time.

614
00:30:09,460 --> 00:30:37,140
What we're here for? Why I'm here anyway. I've chilly to be making. But I'm dropping and staying put. And now what's going on here? You're coming through on my line. And now what's happened and now it's crashed. Unbelievable. That is unbelievable. Tam?

615
00:30:39,140 --> 00:31:08,820
Unbelievable. Disgusting stuff. Absolutely disgusting stuff. Next generation. You're on my line Francis. Next generation is it? More like the generation game. You belong in the fucking 70s. Activision. Blizzard. Infinity Ward. Whoever made this piece of trash. Needs to have a long hard look at the game.

616
00:31:08,820 --> 00:31:19,800
Look at themselves in the mirror of life. Okay? Not the bathroom. But life. We were just talking earlier on about having a HUD display in our lives. It tells us where we're going wrong.

617
00:31:20,580 --> 00:31:29,880
Right now. If you were wearing that. Whoever you are made this game. It's flashing red and it's saying you're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked. You're fucked.

618
00:31:29,880 --> 00:31:39,520
Language. Language Francis. Come on. I mean it's still early enough. We don't want to be fucking swearing too much. But it's a fucking disgrace. In fairness I can't really. There's no return for it.

619
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:54,340
I'm absolutely disgusted with this. You've made me. I'm going to have to stop the game now. That's going to look shit. The stream's going to look shit. Activision. Are you watching? Please tell me you're watching.

620
00:31:58,860 --> 00:32:05,540
Game developers. Have enough cheek for another arse. It's just not my opinions. The opinions of people watching.

621
00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:17,380
Taking liberties. Damning condemnation. Another one. I mean do these words mean anything to you? Activision or Infinity Box. Let's see if we've.

622
00:32:17,860 --> 00:32:34,540
Call of Duty. Modern Warfare 2. The best selling franchise. Terrible. Absolutely terrible.

623
00:32:46,540 --> 00:32:50,860
Got a backspin on that one Tom. Lovely bit of backspin.

624
00:32:57,320 --> 00:33:01,320
Gonna keep the box just to. I will return it.

625
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:12,120
Right. Let me just get. Let me just get the bearings right. We'll get this right. We're back in one second.

626
00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:13,880
We're back in one second.

627
00:33:13,880 --> 00:33:15,880
Thank you.

628
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:45,860
Thank you.

629
00:33:45,860 --> 00:34:15,840
Thank you.

630
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:45,820
Thank you.

631
00:34:45,820 --> 00:35:15,800
Thank you.

632
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:45,780
Thank you.

633
00:35:45,780 --> 00:36:15,760
Thank you.

634
00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:45,740
Thank you.

635
00:36:45,740 --> 00:37:15,720
Thank you.

636
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:45,700
Thank you.

637
00:37:45,700 --> 00:38:15,680
Thank you.

638
00:38:15,680 --> 00:38:45,660
Thank you.

639
00:38:45,660 --> 00:39:15,640
Thank you.

640
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:45,620
Thank you.

641
00:39:45,620 --> 00:40:15,600
Let's cook.

642
00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:17,660
Let's see what we've got. We've got some beans.

643
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,440
I had half a tin of those earlier on. I had some beans on toast.

644
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:38,940
I've got a pan, I stuck a bit of oil on that. Because you're going to need that, first things first when you're cooking the chilli you need to chop the onion. That's going to make you weep. That will make you weep.

645
00:40:41,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Let me get that onion going. We have a lovely big onion here. Really nice. It's one of nature's most beautiful creations. It's the humble onion. And the way in which it brings any dish to life. And it's a great winter warmer. It warms you. It feels like it's warm.

646
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:34,880
And you know when it's doing the business as well because it makes you cry. So we're going to hopefully not get too weep. Weep eyed. As we start this off now. First things first we need a chopping board. Now. Bam. There she is. Flat. Next things next. You need a very sharp knife.

647
00:41:34,880 --> 00:42:04,340
There we go, it's a quality one. You need to be careful. You need to be very careful when you're dealing with this. The thing about the chili is it's a great meal to cook and then stick in the fridge for a few days and it'll keep. And then after maybe two or three days if it's going on longer, maybe anticipate that and stick a chunk of it in the freezer. It'll start to go like, it'll taste shite.

648
00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:26,340
It'll start to go off. One or the two. I think they're both the same thing. I'll keep this here now so I can just make sure that there's... I can see that if anybody's talking or whatnot. Chat is there, is it? Okay, that's right.

649
00:42:26,340 --> 00:42:54,340
Oh. I wonder if I could put that there. If I could balance that there, that'd be great. Yeah, if you leave it for a few days, you can let the flavor develop. Which is great. There's no high-vis for this at the moment. We might actually zoom in there and get a bit of a...

650
00:42:54,340 --> 00:43:23,340
I know. I know. I'll take a lot. Lovely. Lovely bit of stuff there. Onion cam.

651
00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:31,340
Oh. It's the way I chop an onion. First things first, I wash the hands. You always gotta wash the hands.

652
00:43:39,340 --> 00:43:52,340
Let me get a teatown now. Hopefully Francis can get that shenanigan sorted out because it's an awful shame. That she... you know, those games, they... they... they... they cached an arm and a leg and then...

653
00:43:52,340 --> 00:44:00,340
When you want the most... they go tits up. Now get a bowl for this.

654
00:44:00,340 --> 00:44:06,340
Usually good to have a... have a bowl ready for the detritus. Stick the detritus into that bowl there.

655
00:44:06,340 --> 00:44:28,340
You can even use it for a... fertilizer. What not. I'm having a bit of trouble here with the jacket because the... the handle of the knife is going into the jacket like that now. Now. Do you know? That's... that's a crazy bit of business. You don't want that happening. Now. Let's take that off.

656
00:44:28,340 --> 00:44:29,340
I have...

657
00:44:29,340 --> 00:44:30,340
I have...

658
00:44:30,340 --> 00:44:31,340
I have...

659
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:32,340
I have...

660
00:44:32,340 --> 00:44:34,340
I have... the sillip bang going in the background there as well. Let's degreaser.

661
00:44:34,340 --> 00:44:44,340
So I have... just generic... kitchen cleaner behind that as well. Coming to you live now from... Casadel... Casadel Schlug.

662
00:44:44,340 --> 00:45:00,340
This is where I cook up a storm now. I... I like to... make this now... once every week. That's when it gets into the winter time at least once a week because...

663
00:45:00,340 --> 00:45:16,340
It's a great source of beef. I'm a very... I'm a big advocate of beef. And that's going to upset a good few people now. There's a lot of people wanting me to go green and wanting me to go vegan. And...

664
00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:23,340
Also it's... you know saying it's not sustainable. I think Francis was mentioning it on the... the stream there a couple of weeks ago.

665
00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:31,340
But it is the way it is. I was... I can't help it. I was born this way.

666
00:45:31,340 --> 00:45:41,340
Where do slugs sleep or hang out? Like slug under stones or something. OSW. I'm not sure.

667
00:45:41,340 --> 00:45:51,340
Not the actual slugs anyway. I'm in a bed myself. I don't be slivering around into any damp houses on a night.

668
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:56,340
Have a look here now. Let me see.

669
00:45:59,340 --> 00:46:05,340
I am gonna have to have a look and see if... the stream is still going.

670
00:46:06,340 --> 00:46:13,340
*Sings*

671
00:46:13,340 --> 00:46:18,340
Loves to a slug, thank you very much for the tip there and Jerry the Hammer Hannon.

672
00:46:18,340 --> 00:46:21,340
Now, we'll get her hob going.

673
00:46:21,340 --> 00:46:33,340
Thinking of having to change from this electric business to gas or something because the electric hobs, they use a lot of energy.

674
00:46:33,340 --> 00:46:40,340
A little bit more oil in there. You can't have too much because the beef is going to go in after it as well.

675
00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:45,340
We'll put that on a high heat and we'll turn it down after a while then.

676
00:46:45,340 --> 00:46:48,340
Just see if we've got that in shot now.

677
00:46:58,340 --> 00:47:01,340
That's our oil pen.

678
00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:08,340
And that's a lot of onion. It's actually, it could be too much.

679
00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:13,340
I'm only going to use about 400, 500 grams. I'd say 400 grams of beef.

680
00:47:13,340 --> 00:47:25,340
In this piece of business today. I'd say about 400 grams of beef. And sometimes if you want to make 900 to a kilogram of beef chili, then you're looking at a week's worth of dinner. Whereas this now, this will suck me out for, I'd say perhaps three days. Three days of dinners.

681
00:47:25,340 --> 00:47:38,340
Maybe even for tonight, tomorrow, the day after. Could even be four. Maybe three dinners and a lunch.

682
00:47:38,340 --> 00:47:53,340
You know, I don't eat it once a day. You can go mad and you can eat it three times a day. But I wouldn't recommend that. It's not great for the gullet or the gut.

683
00:47:53,340 --> 00:48:08,340
Hey, chili. You're really cooking chili tonight. Let's make sure we've got a good chat there.

684
00:48:08,340 --> 00:48:23,340
I mean, I don't have to be in full. You can, you can more or less see and make out how that's going down. It's a... Don't you need me to be... Yeah, that's enough now. I could just...

685
00:48:23,340 --> 00:48:41,340
I'm just stand like this and present to you the situation at hand as it happens. And maybe once...

686
00:48:41,340 --> 00:48:50,340
Things... Oh yeah, I should be doing something else. Well, that's going on there. You can actually start preparing your other ingredients that are going into it.

687
00:48:50,340 --> 00:48:56,340
We do know that we've got a lovely hunk of beef mince there inside that... Scenario.

688
00:48:57,340 --> 00:49:10,340
It's time to get the other bits and pieces. No, it's not necessary. But you can have a lovely bit of mushroom in it. You can stick a nice bit of pepper on it as well. Whatever tickles your fancy.

689
00:49:12,340 --> 00:49:19,340
I've also got beans. Kidney and baked. And they're going into it. So, I mean, you've already got a nice bit of chuff as well as the mince bits.

690
00:49:19,340 --> 00:49:24,340
It's going to be... The pot. That's the biggest pot I have in the house. It's only me here.

691
00:49:26,340 --> 00:49:34,340
It's only me. I don't need to be cooking a week for dinner. Free'll do. Because if I have to freeze it, you lose a lot of the texture and the flavour and the moisture.

692
00:49:35,340 --> 00:49:40,340
But it's still a great meal. Don't let me put you off freezing meals. It's a great situation.

693
00:49:41,340 --> 00:49:50,180
We get our yellow pepper, where's our detritus?

694
00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:54,940
Make sure you've got a detritus bowl as well.

695
00:49:54,940 --> 00:50:03,660
Yeah we're gonna use a yellow pepper for this even though red would have been probably

696
00:50:03,660 --> 00:50:10,060
traditional, probably best for the meal that's in it.

697
00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:19,900
Red pepper, but I don't mind a bit of yellow as well.

698
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:24,960
Chop those guys up.

699
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:37,780
And we can turn our onions down a notch, give them a little mix around.

700
00:50:37,780 --> 00:50:39,620
That's fantastic.

701
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:45,620
Lovely bit of stuff.

702
00:50:45,620 --> 00:50:55,460
I mean I could go full hog here and use the second red pepper.

703
00:50:55,460 --> 00:50:57,300
I'll save that for another day.

704
00:50:57,300 --> 00:51:05,300
If I make too much I usually would bring a bit of it round to Francis and he could have

705
00:51:05,300 --> 00:51:07,140
some of that.

706
00:51:07,140 --> 00:51:15,140
You'd have to wonder how he's getting on with that machine now.

707
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:22,980
I'm watching from my screen in the house and I can't actually see how he's getting on like you know.

708
00:51:22,980 --> 00:51:24,980
I'm only guessing.

709
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:26,820
I'm going to go full hog here.

710
00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:28,820
I'm going to go full hog here.

711
00:51:28,820 --> 00:51:30,820
I'm going to go full hog here.

712
00:51:30,820 --> 00:51:32,820
I'm going to go full hog here.

713
00:51:32,820 --> 00:51:34,660
I'm going to go full hog here.

714
00:51:34,660 --> 00:51:36,660
I'm going to go full hog here.

715
00:51:36,660 --> 00:51:38,500
I'm going to go full hog here.

716
00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:40,500
Hey, chilli.

717
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:44,500
You've really got me feeling all right.

718
00:51:44,500 --> 00:52:00,340
I'll give you a bit of detail on the pepper and the mush.

719
00:52:00,340 --> 00:52:08,980
I'm going to go full hog here.

720
00:52:08,980 --> 00:52:11,940
Apologies if I've missed anyone there who's just tipped away.

721
00:52:11,940 --> 00:52:21,220
I will get to you once we've managed to successfully chop our veg and prep the next stage of the dish.

722
00:52:27,300 --> 00:52:28,900
It's a lovely bit of mushroom there.

723
00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:38,340
Isn't it amazing how these things grow wild and they're 90% water, 97% water or something.

724
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:44,100
And the ones that grow wild, they can come in all sorts of shapes and varieties.

725
00:52:45,220 --> 00:52:50,420
Some can even have psychoactive substances, psychoactive effects on the mind.

726
00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:56,900
Dangerous.

727
00:52:56,900 --> 00:53:00,340
They're using them in medicine now.

728
00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,860
Newfangled holistic medicine.

729
00:53:01,860 --> 00:53:04,180
They're saying that they can alleviate depression and whatnot.

730
00:53:04,180 --> 00:53:06,980
But I take that with a pinch of salt.

731
00:53:08,660 --> 00:53:09,620
And I know a lad.

732
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:13,620
I know a lad.

733
00:53:13,620 --> 00:53:15,460
A young fella now.

734
00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:18,100
He was a son of a friend of mine.

735
00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:18,820
And he was taking them.

736
00:53:20,820 --> 00:53:22,740
And he tried to fly out the fucking window.

737
00:53:22,740 --> 00:53:22,740
And he tried to fly out the fucking window.

738
00:53:23,700 --> 00:53:25,780
Like R. Kelly, I believe I can fly.

739
00:53:28,020 --> 00:53:28,260
Well.

740
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:31,940
He couldn't.

741
00:53:32,580 --> 00:53:36,740
He was in hospital then for a good boy.

742
00:53:36,740 --> 00:53:39,780
He's never done that again.

743
00:53:39,780 --> 00:53:41,460
He won't be taking those again.

744
00:53:41,460 --> 00:53:42,500
So you need to be careful.

745
00:53:43,540 --> 00:53:44,100
It's not.

746
00:53:44,100 --> 00:53:44,820
It's not as.

747
00:53:44,820 --> 00:53:46,340
It's not all it's cracked up to be.

748
00:53:47,860 --> 00:53:49,300
Get that shot on that though.

749
00:53:59,700 --> 00:54:01,300
Now they're coming along.

750
00:54:01,300 --> 00:54:04,100
It'll be time to introduce our beef to the machine.

751
00:54:09,220 --> 00:54:10,580
This is not wagyu beef.

752
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:13,140
Usually I'd use the steak mince beef.

753
00:54:13,140 --> 00:54:14,100
5% fat.

754
00:54:14,660 --> 00:54:16,340
You probably get about 400 grams.

755
00:54:17,220 --> 00:54:17,780
In Lidl.

756
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:19,220
450 grams.

757
00:54:19,220 --> 00:54:19,940
500 grams.

758
00:54:19,940 --> 00:54:21,140
For 4 euro.

759
00:54:21,140 --> 00:54:22,020
But I actually went.

760
00:54:23,380 --> 00:54:24,100
Down market.

761
00:54:24,980 --> 00:54:26,660
And got 20% fat.

762
00:54:26,660 --> 00:54:29,220
And got 900 grams for 4 euro.

763
00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:30,420
Which sounds dodgy.

764
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:31,300
But I had a.

765
00:54:31,300 --> 00:54:33,060
I made some chili with it there last week.

766
00:54:33,060 --> 00:54:34,100
And it's fucking grand like.

767
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:37,540
It tasted.

768
00:54:37,540 --> 00:54:38,580
It tasted great.

769
00:54:38,580 --> 00:54:52,200
Let's get a shot of this beef here. Let's really get into this beef as we introduce it to the pen.

770
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:07,380
I hope the phone doesn't fall as well you know it's looking a little bit fucking dangerous but

771
00:55:07,380 --> 00:55:15,320
if it does it's not gonna fall into the pot it'll fall onto the hob. Now I'm

772
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:36,180
blocking the sights though. I'm gonna crumble some of this meat into it. That's about enough and I'm gonna

773
00:55:36,180 --> 00:55:44,120
throw the arse of that meat away. It's only a little bit.

774
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:52,060
Give them a good mix up. There's no use. I'm just labbing it in and thinking it's gonna take care of himself.

775
00:55:52,060 --> 00:56:00,000
I used to make this now when I was working out in Bosnia.

776
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:09,940
Secret special operations missions.

777
00:56:09,940 --> 00:56:19,880
Get those onions there. I don't want to lose those.

778
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:27,820
Don't want to lose those. A little bit more oil there.

779
00:56:27,820 --> 00:56:35,760
I'm gonna go ahead and get those onions.

780
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,760
I'm gonna go ahead and get those onions.

781
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:37,760
I'm gonna go ahead and get those onions.

782
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:45,700
I'm gonna go ahead and get those onions.

783
00:56:45,700 --> 00:56:53,640
toss them back from the front line to the kitchen. The mess hall. They'd make a mess. But they'd be happy. They'd be well fed.

784
00:56:53,640 --> 00:57:17,140
dead. That's it. We're making a bit of a mess, but that's it. You can't be perfect. Did he

785
00:57:17,140 --> 00:57:23,940
wash his hands after the beef? I'm still thinking of introducing a little bit more beef before

786
00:57:23,940 --> 00:57:45,940
I wash the hands. Yeah. That's the end of the beef now. Now I'll wash the hands in the spatula.

787
00:57:45,940 --> 00:58:09,740
The handle of the spatula. You always need to maintain a great, cleanly atmosphere in and around the kitchen, around yourself as well.

788
00:58:09,740 --> 00:58:36,740
That's sizzling away nicer now. That should be a good enough frame there as we keep us all in. We're doing okay. That's the chili anyway. How are you getting on? Welcome to, if you have just joined us. Sorry, Francis is at a malfunction with the stream. He's trying to get it back up and running.

789
00:58:36,740 --> 00:59:05,740
So I hacked into the router and the modem and I'm fucking broadcasting my own stream now. I don't even know. He must be going spare at the moment because he can't really... I would imagine he can't understand why he's not able to do a stream. He's probably watching this as well. Cursing me, but fuck it. I've switched the phone off. I mean, it's on, but I've switched him off. I've blocked him. So he can't ring me.

790
00:59:05,740 --> 00:59:10,740
I can only ring him. You know, crazy. Crazy bit of business. It's insane. Is the fan on? It isn't, Sean. I was thinking the fan should really be on. But the thing is, if I put that on, I could fuck with the audio. Let's see. Is that okay?

791
00:59:10,740 --> 00:59:15,740
How's that for the audio? How's that for the audio?

792
00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:20,740
How's that for the audio?

793
00:59:20,740 --> 00:59:25,740
How's that for the...

794
00:59:25,740 --> 00:59:29,180
If I put that on, could fuck with the audio. Let's see.

795
00:59:34,380 --> 00:59:37,460
Is that okay? How's that for the audio?

796
00:59:47,720 --> 00:59:51,380
Now, next stage is the stock cube.

797
00:59:53,260 --> 01:00:00,760
I've thrown a stock cube. I'm going to be cheating on the meal with the spices because usually I throw in a bit of paprika and cumin.

798
01:00:03,980 --> 01:00:07,900
And, uh, what else?

799
01:00:10,340 --> 01:00:20,300
Different kind of peppery spices, but I find that if I just have chilies, not even fresh chilies, if I just have even ground chilies,

800
01:00:20,780 --> 01:00:24,780
and then I use the packet of chili con carne mix. It's cheating!

801
01:00:25,780 --> 01:00:30,280
But it's still gonna, you're still gonna be making a lot of food that'll serve you for a few days.

802
01:00:30,280 --> 01:00:35,280
At a great price. You know? I've got fresh garlic.

803
01:00:37,780 --> 01:00:43,280
But I don't use this. I just use the stuff that comes out of the pot. You know?

804
01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:54,780
But here we have a beef stock cube anyway. And for 400, 500 grams of beef, I crumble half of that in. I wouldn't use the full stock cube.

805
01:00:55,780 --> 01:01:05,280
We'll just go half on that. And that should give you a nice texture and a lovely flavor. Just really accentuate the beefy notes and beefy tones of the beef itself.

806
01:01:05,780 --> 01:01:14,780
We mix that in there.

807
01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:23,780
Actually, do you know what? I'm gonna go rogue on this one. I'm gonna go full cube.

808
01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:27,780
Why not?

809
01:01:31,780 --> 01:01:32,780
It's gonna be beefy.

810
01:01:44,780 --> 01:01:46,780
And that's beginning to brown nicely.

811
01:01:58,780 --> 01:02:00,780
I did the calculations and, uh...

812
01:02:02,780 --> 01:02:03,780
You're getting, like...

813
01:02:03,780 --> 01:02:03,780
You're getting, like...

814
01:02:05,780 --> 01:02:06,780
Four dinners out of this.

815
01:02:08,780 --> 01:02:09,780
Three or four dinners.

816
01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,780
At a cost of probably about 1 euro...

817
01:02:14,780 --> 01:02:15,780
25 per dinner.

818
01:02:16,780 --> 01:02:17,780
Which in today's...

819
01:02:18,780 --> 01:02:19,780
Today's world...

820
01:02:19,780 --> 01:02:20,780
Is good because...

821
01:02:22,780 --> 01:02:24,780
It's... The prices are ridiculous and stuff, you know?

822
01:02:26,780 --> 01:02:28,780
You buy the rice. I've basmati.

823
01:02:29,780 --> 01:02:31,780
I like a bit of brown rice as well every now and again.

824
01:02:32,780 --> 01:02:33,780
But I have the basmati on the go now.

825
01:02:34,780 --> 01:02:35,780
The brown rice is healthier.

826
01:02:38,780 --> 01:02:39,780
But if you're making a...

827
01:02:40,780 --> 01:02:42,780
If you're getting a big full dinner into yourself...

828
01:02:43,780 --> 01:02:44,780
It's got the meat. It's got the veg.

829
01:02:45,780 --> 01:02:46,780
You've got the carbs in there as well.

830
01:02:47,780 --> 01:02:49,780
And at 125 a plate. You know?

831
01:02:52,780 --> 01:02:53,780
Nothing processed. It's all...

832
01:02:54,780 --> 01:02:55,780
You've made it yourself. That's great. That's great value.

833
01:02:56,780 --> 01:02:57,780
You just need to have the...

834
01:02:58,780 --> 01:02:58,780
The biggest thing...

835
01:02:59,780 --> 01:03:02,780
The biggest hurdle I ever had was getting over the fact that you have to plan ahead and do it before.

836
01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:03,780
You know?

837
01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:07,780
I had no time for it. I was down the chip off.

838
01:03:09,780 --> 01:03:10,780
And the doctor said...

839
01:03:11,780 --> 01:03:12,780
That's the end of that.

840
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:14,780
I was traveling Germany.

841
01:03:15,780 --> 01:03:19,780
I was in this kind of crack because I was eating kebabs. I was eating pizzas. I was eating...

842
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,780
All sorts of premium shite.

843
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:22,780
It's nice.

844
01:03:23,780 --> 01:03:25,780
But it's not good for you and it can lead to your downfall in the end.

845
01:03:28,780 --> 01:03:29,780
With the stock cube in there anyway.

846
01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:32,780
The mince is going brown now.

847
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:36,780
And it's time to throw in the garlic.

848
01:03:36,780 --> 01:03:37,780
As I said I have the fresh garlic.

849
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:38,780
But...

850
01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:40,780
Do you know what?

851
01:03:41,780 --> 01:03:42,780
I use this powdered stuff.

852
01:03:43,780 --> 01:03:44,780
And it's just as good.

853
01:03:44,780 --> 01:03:48,780
A few shakes of a lamb's tail.

854
01:03:49,780 --> 01:04:00,780
And that's into that. Don't forget we've got the... We've got the chili mix as well.

855
01:04:01,780 --> 01:04:03,780
The chili cancarni mix. Now...

856
01:04:04,780 --> 01:04:06,780
Noor. Other brands are available.

857
01:04:07,780 --> 01:04:08,780
You can get one in Lidl.

858
01:04:09,780 --> 01:04:11,780
The only reason I don't have the Lidl one is that Lidl was too far away.

859
01:04:12,780 --> 01:04:13,780
I had to go down the shop today and get this.

860
01:04:14,780 --> 01:04:15,780
That was the premium stuff. The Noor.

861
01:04:16,780 --> 01:04:17,780
The Lidl stuff is great as well.

862
01:04:18,780 --> 01:04:20,780
And also, I don't have them on me today.

863
01:04:20,780 --> 01:04:21,780
But the jar of Lidl chilies.

864
01:04:21,780 --> 01:04:22,780
But the jar of Lidl chilies.

865
01:04:23,780 --> 01:04:23,780
Phew!

866
01:04:28,780 --> 01:04:29,780
Unbelievable.

867
01:04:32,780 --> 01:04:33,780
And I don't say that lightly.

868
01:04:35,780 --> 01:04:36,780
They're wet.

869
01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:42,780
The ones I have now, I had to buy premium again down the shop today.

870
01:04:43,780 --> 01:04:44,780
Schwartz chilies.

871
01:04:45,780 --> 01:04:46,780
And they're dry.

872
01:04:47,780 --> 01:04:48,780
The ones from Lidl are wet.

873
01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:50,780
Scoop them out.

874
01:04:51,780 --> 01:04:51,780
Two teaspoons of that.

875
01:04:52,780 --> 01:04:52,780
Whooo!

876
01:04:53,780 --> 01:04:53,780
Fireball.

877
01:04:54,780 --> 01:04:55,780
Absolute fireball.

878
01:04:56,780 --> 01:04:57,780
And the thing I noticed is that, eh...

879
01:04:58,780 --> 01:05:11,780
It actually lessens after a couple of days in the fridge.

880
01:05:12,780 --> 01:05:15,780
The taste gets better, but the spice level drops. Would you believe that? The flavour of the chilli now. If I eat some of this tonight, it'll be good, but it won't be as good as the day after chilli.

881
01:05:16,780 --> 01:05:22,740
spice level drops. Would you believe that? The flavour of the chilli now, if I eat some

882
01:05:22,740 --> 01:05:30,400
of this tonight, it'll be good, but it won't be as good as the day after chilli. And I

883
01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:34,180
believe that's the way chilli is meant to be prepared anyway. You're not meant to really

884
01:05:34,180 --> 01:05:38,160
eat it, I don't think, the first night. You're meant to put it into the fridge and have it

885
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:43,980
the next day. So look, we'll see what we can muster and what we can do.

886
01:05:43,980 --> 01:06:06,100
This is coming along now. Just make sure it's all even, even Stevens. It's going to be transferred

887
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:12,720
into a different pot in a second because we want to lightly fry some of this stuff, the

888
01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:19,400
mushrooms and the peppers. Give them a bit of time on the frying pan of life to think

889
01:06:19,400 --> 01:06:25,000
about what they've done. And then we can throw them into the mixing machine with the rest of

890
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:42,560
the chilli. Now, you can read the chat. This is cooking misinformation, says Volcanito. I'm not sure about that.

891
01:06:45,680 --> 01:06:54,360
slow down, can't keep up writing down notes, don't worry. You'll be able to rewatch this again and again and again. It must be up forever.

892
01:06:54,360 --> 01:07:03,040
I'm not giving up misinformation, but look, if you think that's the way, I'm sorry about that.

893
01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:09,720
So fish sticks, thank you very much. Megan V. Chile, thank you very much for your tip. Shlug shining. Very, very kind.

894
01:07:09,720 --> 01:07:14,440
idea treat yourself to a bigger pan says fish sticks I would but I only need this for myself

895
01:07:14,440 --> 01:07:21,400
when are you doing the cooking section on dahi and mora soon enough hopefully if they're invite me on

896
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:27,540
crescentio somerville thank you very much for the last minute winner there beautiful beautiful tip

897
01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:33,240
ribberones thank you very much big red I hope you're doing well thanks for tuning in hang sandwich

898
01:07:33,240 --> 01:07:39,060
how are you Tommy could you say hi to the pal Richard on the choo-choo home from coddle town

899
01:07:39,060 --> 01:07:44,880
much be Dublin after a day on the commerce sound I hope you're getting on well there Richard and

900
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:51,960
you're not working too hard down there in coddle town DD thank you very much give give the frying pan

901
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:58,320
a wee don't in front of the kitchen knife just in case dum dum the dodo thank you very much very kind

902
01:07:58,320 --> 01:08:05,400
of your lads and hopefully I got got to you on there but I tell you if I miss you I'll be getting to you

903
01:08:05,400 --> 01:08:09,220
no one gets away no one gets out of this place alive

904
01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:22,220
someone saying slander there maybe people are thinking what I'm doing here is is the wrong way to cook chili

905
01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:40,040
cook chili okay I can only tell you what I know myself this is the only way I know how to prep it make the meal that's looking good now and we can transfer that to our pot

906
01:08:40,040 --> 01:09:07,860
now if you can see this I'm actually just transferring the meat into a different pot so I can save some space in the frying pan and you're probably wondering why don't you just tip it in there willy nilly well the thing is with this kind of mince now different to the steak mince I notice that with the steak mince 5% fat there's less juices

907
01:09:07,860 --> 01:09:27,680
and some people might be like oh you should leave the juices in more flavor there's plenty of flavor believe you and me you don't need any of that fat so what I'll do is I'll try and get this mince into the pot and then tip the rest of this away it's not necessary

908
01:09:27,680 --> 01:09:44,240
it's a lovely bit of business I have a cousin now he eats everything he eats all the fat he drinks the fat then in a cup afterwards

909
01:09:44,240 --> 01:09:47,500
you know

910
01:09:47,500 --> 01:09:52,660
But he's into the doctor a lot, you know.

911
01:09:55,300 --> 01:09:56,740
He's going to the doctor a lot.

912
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:01,440
He has to, he definitely has to have the health insurance.

913
01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:08,960
That's just the way he was always like that, you know.

914
01:10:10,340 --> 01:10:11,280
Fat on everything.

915
01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:14,760
He'd eat butter sandwiches.

916
01:10:16,080 --> 01:10:17,240
Nothing else, just butter.

917
01:10:17,240 --> 01:10:22,480
You know, he wouldn't just spread the butter on like as if you were going to have a normal sandwich.

918
01:10:22,620 --> 01:10:25,240
He'd double up on the butter then, double butter and...

919
01:10:26,920 --> 01:10:28,960
He'd put butter in the coffee as well.

920
01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:30,860
He'd drink a cup of coffee and put butter in the coffee.

921
01:10:33,140 --> 01:10:33,880
Sick fucker.

922
01:10:34,800 --> 01:10:35,560
But I love him.

923
01:10:39,260 --> 01:10:42,480
And Jimmy, if you're watching, I hope you're getting well.

924
01:10:42,820 --> 01:10:44,180
And where's the tenner, you o'er me?

925
01:10:46,060 --> 01:10:47,060
Only messin'.

926
01:10:47,060 --> 01:10:47,900
But I do want it back.

927
01:10:52,060 --> 01:10:54,680
We had a bet on with each other that he wouldn't be able to...

928
01:10:55,760 --> 01:10:57,160
...give up the butter for two days.

929
01:10:58,940 --> 01:10:59,860
He'll actually two hours.

930
01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:03,780
He's very ill.

931
01:11:04,740 --> 01:11:05,480
He's seriously ill.

932
01:11:06,640 --> 01:11:08,200
Now, that pan is still going.

933
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:11,240
We've the fat, the juices of the meat drained.

934
01:11:20,760 --> 01:11:23,640
And we can add our peppers and our mushrooms.

935
01:11:23,640 --> 01:11:26,640
And we stir fry those a little bit and give them a bit of heat, a bit of love.

936
01:11:26,640 --> 01:11:28,560
And let them think about what they've done.

937
01:11:37,520 --> 01:11:39,140
Let them think about life for a while.

938
01:11:41,480 --> 01:11:44,800
Meanwhile, we get another hob ring going.

939
01:11:46,400 --> 01:11:47,060
Eddie Hobbs.

940
01:11:49,060 --> 01:11:50,940
Put that on to a fuckin' half heat.

941
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,780
And what we'll do is we'll dispatch our baked beans.

942
01:11:55,780 --> 01:11:58,760
Now, tin was already open because I had half the tin earlier on.

943
01:12:03,400 --> 01:12:04,280
Get that going.

944
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:10,780
Or you could use a spoon actually to get those guys out.

945
01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:14,740
What I'm using is half a tin of baked beans.

946
01:12:14,740 --> 01:12:20,320
Because if I was doing a 900k... 900 gram beef.

947
01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,600
Or a kg of beef.

948
01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:27,440
Then I'd use a full tin of beans and a full tin of kidneys.

949
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:31,980
But as it stands, I'm going to do half a tin of beans, half a tin of kidneys.

950
01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:39,180
And then I'm also adding mushrooms and peppers.

951
01:12:41,320 --> 01:12:41,880
As well.

952
01:12:47,280 --> 01:12:47,680
Now.

953
01:12:48,840 --> 01:12:49,640
Chop tomatoes.

954
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,360
Oh, we have no fuckin'...

955
01:12:54,980 --> 01:12:55,820
We have no tin opener.

956
01:12:58,700 --> 01:12:59,700
We have no tin opener.

957
01:13:02,180 --> 01:13:02,780
We're fucked.

958
01:13:07,740 --> 01:13:09,460
I don't know how that's happened now.

959
01:13:10,420 --> 01:13:11,360
I had to...

960
01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:15,520
Oh, for fuck's sake.

961
01:13:16,320 --> 01:13:17,400
What can I do now?

962
01:13:21,400 --> 01:13:28,400
I'm going to make a little bit more of a mess.

963
01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:58,380
Now this is not ideal, okay, because you might end up with bits of metal and you could die.

964
01:13:58,380 --> 01:14:02,760
So if you're following this guide, just get a fucking tin opener.

965
01:14:02,900 --> 01:14:04,160
Don't do this because you could die.

966
01:14:04,160 --> 01:14:08,540
Don't do this because you could die.

967
01:14:08,540 --> 01:14:10,540
Don't do this because you could die.

968
01:14:10,540 --> 01:14:12,540
Don't do this because you could die.

969
01:14:12,540 --> 01:14:14,540
Don't do this because you could die.

970
01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:18,920
Don't do this because you could die.

971
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,920
Don't do this because you could die.

972
01:14:20,920 --> 01:14:22,920
Don't do this because you could die.

973
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:24,920
Don't do this because you could die.

974
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:25,920
Don't do this because you could die.

975
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,920
Don't do this because you could die.

976
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:27,920
Don't do this because you could die.

977
01:14:27,920 --> 01:14:28,920
Don't do this because you could die.

978
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,300
Don't do this because you could die.

979
01:14:30,300 --> 01:14:31,300
Don't do this because you could die.

980
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,300
Don't do this because you could die.

981
01:14:32,300 --> 01:14:33,300
Don't do this because you could die.

982
01:14:33,300 --> 01:14:34,300
Don't do this because you could die.

983
01:14:34,300 --> 01:14:35,300
Don't do this because you could die.

984
01:14:35,300 --> 01:14:36,300
Don't do this because you could die.

985
01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:37,300
Don't do this because you could die.

986
01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,300
Don't do this because you could die.

987
01:14:38,300 --> 01:14:39,300
Don't do this because you could die.

988
01:14:39,300 --> 01:14:40,300
Don't do this because you could die.

989
01:14:40,300 --> 01:14:41,300
Don't do this because you could die.

990
01:14:41,300 --> 01:14:42,300
Don't do this because you could die.

991
01:14:42,300 --> 01:14:43,300
Don't do this because you could die.

992
01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,300
Don't do this because you could die.

993
01:14:44,300 --> 01:14:45,300
Don't do this because you could die.

994
01:14:45,300 --> 01:14:46,300
Don't do this because you could die.

995
01:14:46,300 --> 01:14:47,300
Don't do this because you could die.

996
01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:48,300
Don't do this because you could die.

997
01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:49,300
Don't do this because you could die.

998
01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:50,300
Don't do this because you could die.

999
01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:51,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1000
01:14:51,300 --> 01:14:52,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1001
01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:53,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1002
01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:54,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1003
01:14:54,300 --> 01:14:55,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1004
01:14:55,300 --> 01:14:56,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1005
01:14:56,300 --> 01:14:57,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1006
01:14:57,300 --> 01:14:58,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1007
01:14:58,300 --> 01:14:59,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1008
01:14:59,300 --> 01:15:00,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1009
01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:01,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1010
01:15:01,300 --> 01:15:02,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1011
01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1012
01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:04,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1013
01:15:04,300 --> 01:15:05,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1014
01:15:05,300 --> 01:15:06,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1015
01:15:06,300 --> 01:15:07,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1016
01:15:07,300 --> 01:15:08,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1017
01:15:08,300 --> 01:15:09,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1018
01:15:09,300 --> 01:15:10,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1019
01:15:10,300 --> 01:15:11,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1020
01:15:11,300 --> 01:15:12,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1021
01:15:12,300 --> 01:15:13,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1022
01:15:13,300 --> 01:15:14,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1023
01:15:14,300 --> 01:15:15,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1024
01:15:15,300 --> 01:15:16,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1025
01:15:16,300 --> 01:15:17,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1026
01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1027
01:15:18,300 --> 01:15:19,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1028
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1029
01:15:20,300 --> 01:15:21,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1030
01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:22,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1031
01:15:22,300 --> 01:15:23,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1032
01:15:23,300 --> 01:15:24,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1033
01:15:24,300 --> 01:15:25,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1034
01:15:25,300 --> 01:15:26,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1035
01:15:26,300 --> 01:15:27,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1036
01:15:27,300 --> 01:15:28,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1037
01:15:28,300 --> 01:15:29,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1038
01:15:29,300 --> 01:15:30,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1039
01:15:30,300 --> 01:15:31,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1040
01:15:31,300 --> 01:15:32,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1041
01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:33,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1042
01:15:33,300 --> 01:15:34,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1043
01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:35,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1044
01:15:35,300 --> 01:15:36,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1045
01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1046
01:15:37,300 --> 01:15:38,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1047
01:15:38,300 --> 01:15:39,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1048
01:15:39,300 --> 01:15:40,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1049
01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:41,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1050
01:15:41,300 --> 01:15:42,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1051
01:15:42,300 --> 01:15:43,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1052
01:15:43,300 --> 01:15:44,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1053
01:15:44,300 --> 01:15:45,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1054
01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:46,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1055
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1056
01:15:47,300 --> 01:15:48,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1057
01:15:48,300 --> 01:15:49,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1058
01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:50,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1059
01:15:50,300 --> 01:15:51,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1060
01:15:51,300 --> 01:15:52,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1061
01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:53,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1062
01:15:53,300 --> 01:15:54,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1063
01:15:54,300 --> 01:15:55,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1064
01:15:55,300 --> 01:15:56,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1065
01:15:56,300 --> 01:15:57,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1066
01:15:57,300 --> 01:15:58,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1067
01:15:58,300 --> 01:15:59,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1068
01:15:59,300 --> 01:16:00,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1069
01:16:00,300 --> 01:16:01,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1070
01:16:01,300 --> 01:16:02,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1071
01:16:02,300 --> 01:16:03,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1072
01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1073
01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:05,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1074
01:16:05,300 --> 01:16:06,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1075
01:16:06,300 --> 01:16:07,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1076
01:16:07,300 --> 01:16:08,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1077
01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:09,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1078
01:16:09,300 --> 01:16:10,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1079
01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:11,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1080
01:16:11,300 --> 01:16:12,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1081
01:16:12,300 --> 01:16:13,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1082
01:16:13,300 --> 01:16:14,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1083
01:16:14,300 --> 01:16:15,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1084
01:16:15,300 --> 01:16:16,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1085
01:16:16,300 --> 01:16:17,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1086
01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:18,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1087
01:16:18,300 --> 01:16:19,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1088
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:20,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1089
01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:21,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1090
01:16:21,300 --> 01:16:22,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1091
01:16:22,300 --> 01:16:23,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1092
01:16:23,300 --> 01:16:24,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1093
01:16:24,300 --> 01:16:25,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1094
01:16:25,300 --> 01:16:26,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1095
01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:27,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1096
01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:28,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1097
01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:29,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1098
01:16:29,300 --> 01:16:30,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1099
01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:31,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1100
01:16:31,300 --> 01:16:32,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1101
01:16:32,300 --> 01:16:33,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1102
01:16:33,300 --> 01:16:34,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1103
01:16:34,300 --> 01:16:35,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1104
01:16:35,300 --> 01:16:36,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1105
01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1106
01:16:37,300 --> 01:16:38,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1107
01:16:38,300 --> 01:16:39,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1108
01:16:39,300 --> 01:16:40,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1109
01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:41,300
Don't do this because you could die.

1110
01:16:41,300 --> 01:16:43,300
Just make sure the other one is charging in case.

1111
01:16:43,300 --> 01:16:44,300
Oh yeah.

1112
01:16:44,300 --> 01:16:48,300
So, we managed to open it up.

1113
01:16:48,300 --> 01:16:49,300
It's not great.

1114
01:16:49,300 --> 01:16:51,300
No one said it was going to be pretty or easy.

1115
01:16:51,300 --> 01:16:52,300
But we did it.

1116
01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,300
It's dangerous.

1117
01:16:54,300 --> 01:16:55,300
Very dangerous stuff.

1118
01:16:55,300 --> 01:16:56,300
Don't do this at home.

1119
01:16:56,300 --> 01:16:57,300
No.

1120
01:17:15,300 --> 01:17:17,300
Fuckin' they're not coming out.

1121
01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:21,300
So you use the knife then to get them out.

1122
01:17:23,300 --> 01:17:24,300
Half a shame.

1123
01:17:24,300 --> 01:17:25,300
It's fucked up.

1124
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:26,300
I'm telling you.

1125
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:43,300
It's not the way I wanted this presentation at all.

1126
01:17:43,300 --> 01:17:44,300
It's schlappy.

1127
01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:48,300
It's very schlappy.

1128
01:17:48,300 --> 01:17:53,300
Let me give this another go here.

1129
01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:54,300
See if we can open it up anymore.

1130
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:54,300
Come on.

1131
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:54,300
I have no gripage on it.

1132
01:17:54,300 --> 01:18:00,300
There's too much tomato on the side of the can now.

1133
01:18:00,300 --> 01:18:07,300
Now if you've got too much tomato on the side of the can, you need to get a bit more purchase.

1134
01:18:07,300 --> 01:18:08,300
so you can use this tea towel here and wrap it around and then really get into it.

1135
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:09,300
Now,

1136
01:18:09,300 --> 01:18:10,300
that's coming out now.

1137
01:18:10,300 --> 01:18:11,300
Now,

1138
01:18:11,300 --> 01:18:12,300
that's coming out now.

1139
01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:13,300
Now,

1140
01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,300
that's coming out now.

1141
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:15,300
That's coming out.

1142
01:18:15,300 --> 01:18:16,300
That's coming out.

1143
01:18:16,300 --> 01:18:17,300
Now,

1144
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,300
that's coming out.

1145
01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:19,300
Now,

1146
01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:20,300
get all that pulp.

1147
01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:21,300
Now,

1148
01:18:21,300 --> 01:18:22,300
get all that pulp.

1149
01:18:22,300 --> 01:18:23,300
get all the pulp into it.

1150
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:24,300
Now,

1151
01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:25,300
get all the pulp into it.

1152
01:18:25,300 --> 01:18:26,300
Now,

1153
01:18:26,300 --> 01:18:27,300
get all the pulp into it.

1154
01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:28,300
Now,

1155
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:28,300
get all the pulp into it.

1156
01:18:28,300 --> 01:18:29,300
Now,

1157
01:18:29,300 --> 01:18:34,300
get all the pulp into it.

1158
01:18:34,300 --> 01:18:35,300
Now,

1159
01:18:35,300 --> 01:18:41,300
get all the pulp into it.

1160
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:41,300
Now,

1161
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:41,300
get all the pulp into it.

1162
01:18:41,300 --> 01:18:42,300
Now,

1163
01:18:42,300 --> 01:18:47,300
get all the pulp into it.

1164
01:18:47,300 --> 01:18:48,300
Now,

1165
01:18:48,300 --> 01:18:53,300
get all the pulp into it.

1166
01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:54,300
Now,

1167
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:54,300
get all the pulp into it.

1168
01:18:54,300 --> 01:18:55,300
Now,

1169
01:18:55,300 --> 01:18:56,300
get all the pulp into it.

1170
01:18:56,300 --> 01:18:57,300
Now,

1171
01:18:57,300 --> 01:18:58,300
get all the pulp into it.

1172
01:18:58,300 --> 01:18:59,300
Now,

1173
01:18:59,300 --> 01:19:00,300
get all the pulp into it.

1174
01:19:00,300 --> 01:19:01,300
Now,

1175
01:19:01,300 --> 01:19:02,300
get all the pulp into it.

1176
01:19:02,300 --> 01:19:03,300
Now,

1177
01:19:03,300 --> 01:19:04,300
get all the pulp into it.

1178
01:19:04,300 --> 01:19:05,300
Now,

1179
01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,300
get all the pulp into it.

1180
01:19:06,300 --> 01:19:07,300
Now,

1181
01:19:07,300 --> 01:19:08,300
get all the pulp into it.

1182
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:08,300
Now,

1183
01:19:08,300 --> 01:19:09,300
get all the pulp into it.

1184
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:10,300
Now,

1185
01:19:10,300 --> 01:19:11,300
get all the pulp into it.

1186
01:19:11,300 --> 01:19:12,300
Now,

1187
01:19:12,300 --> 01:19:13,300
get all the pulp into it.

1188
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,300
Now,

1189
01:19:14,300 --> 01:19:15,300
get all the pulp into it.

1190
01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:16,300
Now,

1191
01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:17,300
get all the pulp into it.

1192
01:19:17,300 --> 01:19:18,300
Now,

1193
01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:19,300
get all the pulp into it.

1194
01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:20,300
Now,

1195
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:21,300
get all the pulp into it.

1196
01:19:21,300 --> 01:19:22,300
Now,

1197
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:22,300
get all the pulp into it.

1198
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:23,300
Now,

1199
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:24,300
stick that on the pulp.

1200
01:19:24,300 --> 01:19:25,300
Now,

1201
01:19:25,300 --> 01:19:26,300
get all the pulp into it.

1202
01:19:26,300 --> 01:19:27,300
Now,

1203
01:19:27,300 --> 01:19:28,300
stick that on the pulp.

1204
01:19:28,300 --> 01:19:29,300
Now,

1205
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:30,300
get that mixed up.

1206
01:19:30,300 --> 01:19:31,300
They're done.

1207
01:19:31,300 --> 01:19:32,300
I can actually transfer it to there.

1208
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:33,300
Take that off there.

1209
01:19:33,300 --> 01:19:34,300
Take that there.

1210
01:19:34,300 --> 01:19:35,300
So,

1211
01:19:35,300 --> 01:19:36,300
just to recap,

1212
01:19:36,300 --> 01:19:37,300
for those at the back.

1213
01:19:37,300 --> 01:19:38,300
What we did was,

1214
01:19:38,300 --> 01:19:39,300
we put the meat into the pan,

1215
01:19:39,300 --> 01:19:40,300
into the pot.

1216
01:19:40,300 --> 01:19:41,300
Then,

1217
01:19:41,300 --> 01:19:42,300
half it in a kidney bowl.

1218
01:19:42,300 --> 01:19:43,300
Now,

1219
01:19:43,300 --> 01:19:44,300
put the meat into the pan,

1220
01:19:44,300 --> 01:19:45,300
into the pot.

1221
01:19:45,300 --> 01:19:46,300
Then,

1222
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,300
half it in a kidney bowl.

1223
01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:48,300
Now,

1224
01:19:48,300 --> 01:19:49,300
put the meat into the pan,

1225
01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:50,300
into the pot.

1226
01:19:50,300 --> 01:19:51,300
Now,

1227
01:19:51,300 --> 01:19:53,300
half it in a kidney beans.

1228
01:19:53,300 --> 01:19:55,300
Half it in a baked beans.

1229
01:19:55,300 --> 01:19:57,300
One tin of chopped tomatoes.

1230
01:20:01,300 --> 01:20:02,300
Mix them around.

1231
01:20:02,300 --> 01:20:04,300
And,

1232
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,300
we're gonna leave these now,

1233
01:20:05,300 --> 01:20:06,300
on a nice medium,

1234
01:20:06,300 --> 01:20:07,300
low to medium heat.

1235
01:20:07,300 --> 01:20:08,300
Probably low.

1236
01:20:08,300 --> 01:20:09,300
And,

1237
01:20:09,300 --> 01:20:11,300
put the lid on it.

1238
01:20:11,300 --> 01:20:12,300
And,

1239
01:20:12,300 --> 01:20:13,300
leave that for a,

1240
01:20:13,300 --> 01:20:15,300
a minimum of an hour.

1241
01:20:15,300 --> 01:20:16,300
45 minutes an hour.

1242
01:20:16,300 --> 01:20:17,300
You can leave it longer.

1243
01:20:17,300 --> 01:20:18,300
The longer it's there,

1244
01:20:18,300 --> 01:20:19,300
the longer it's there,

1245
01:20:19,300 --> 01:20:20,300
on the pot.

1246
01:20:20,300 --> 01:20:21,300
And,

1247
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:22,300
the hab.

1248
01:20:22,300 --> 01:20:23,300
And,

1249
01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:24,300
the eddy hab's.

1250
01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:25,300
The better it will taste.

1251
01:20:25,300 --> 01:20:26,300
Oh yeah,

1252
01:20:26,300 --> 01:20:27,300
I'm almost forgetting.

1253
01:20:27,300 --> 01:20:29,300
We need to purise it.

1254
01:20:29,300 --> 01:20:32,300
What is this now?

1255
01:20:32,300 --> 01:20:35,300
Tomato puree.

1256
01:20:35,300 --> 01:20:36,300
Tomato puree.

1257
01:20:36,300 --> 01:20:48,300
This really brings the dish alive.

1258
01:20:48,300 --> 01:20:49,300
I'd use a,

1259
01:20:49,300 --> 01:20:54,300
a tablespoon of it.

1260
01:20:54,300 --> 01:20:56,300
And then a tiny little bit more as well.

1261
01:21:04,300 --> 01:21:05,300
There like that.

1262
01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:09,300
Mix that in.

1263
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:19,300
And,

1264
01:21:19,300 --> 01:21:22,300
zoom in now,

1265
01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:25,300
so you can see a little bit of detail on it.

1266
01:21:30,300 --> 01:21:31,300
We're causing a scene.

1267
01:21:31,300 --> 01:21:32,300
Bit of a mess.

1268
01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:41,300
Mix it around.

1269
01:21:42,300 --> 01:21:44,300
Into the mixing machine.

1270
01:21:44,300 --> 01:21:46,300
Mixomatosis.

1271
01:21:50,300 --> 01:21:51,300
Now,

1272
01:21:51,300 --> 01:21:52,300
it's the first time I've used these ground,

1273
01:21:52,300 --> 01:21:53,300
crushed chilies.

1274
01:21:53,300 --> 01:21:54,300
So,

1275
01:21:54,300 --> 01:21:55,300
I'm,

1276
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:56,300
I'm,

1277
01:21:56,300 --> 01:21:57,300
very,

1278
01:21:57,300 --> 01:21:59,300
weary of how much I'm going to be putting in.

1279
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:01,300
I don't want to put too many in.

1280
01:22:01,300 --> 01:22:05,300
I'm not sure whether or not using two teaspoons,

1281
01:22:05,300 --> 01:22:08,300
which is what I would have used with the little chilies.

1282
01:22:08,300 --> 01:22:10,300
Would be enough for this.

1283
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:11,300
Or is it going to be too much?

1284
01:22:11,300 --> 01:22:12,300
I'm not sure.

1285
01:22:12,300 --> 01:22:13,300
They say on the bottle,

1286
01:22:13,300 --> 01:22:14,300
use sparingly.

1287
01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:18,300
Like that.

1288
01:22:18,300 --> 01:22:19,300
and then,

1289
01:22:19,300 --> 01:22:20,300
I'm going to put it in.

1290
01:22:20,300 --> 01:22:21,300
I'm going to put it in.

1291
01:22:21,300 --> 01:22:22,300
I'm going to put it in.

1292
01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:23,300
I'm going to put it in.

1293
01:22:23,300 --> 01:22:24,300
I'm going to put it in.

1294
01:22:24,300 --> 01:22:25,300
I'm going to put it in.

1295
01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:26,300
I'm going to put it in.

1296
01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:27,300
I'm going to put it in.

1297
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:28,300
I'm going to put it in.

1298
01:22:28,300 --> 01:22:29,300
I'm going to put it in.

1299
01:22:29,300 --> 01:22:30,300
I'm going to put it in.

1300
01:22:30,300 --> 01:22:31,300
I'm going to put it in.

1301
01:22:31,300 --> 01:22:32,300
I'm going to put it in.

1302
01:22:32,300 --> 01:22:33,300
I'm going to put it in.

1303
01:22:33,300 --> 01:22:34,300
I'm going to put it in.

1304
01:22:34,300 --> 01:22:35,300
I'm going to put it in.

1305
01:22:35,300 --> 01:22:36,300
I'm going to put it in.

1306
01:22:36,300 --> 01:22:37,300
I'm going to put it in.

1307
01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:38,300
I'm going to put it in.

1308
01:22:38,300 --> 01:22:39,300
I'm going to put it in.

1309
01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:40,300
That's on a three at the moment.

1310
01:22:40,300 --> 01:22:42,300
I'll probably downgrade that to a two.

1311
01:22:42,300 --> 01:22:44,300
Soon enough.

1312
01:22:48,300 --> 01:22:49,300
While we're here,

1313
01:22:49,300 --> 01:22:51,300
I'll just clean up some of this detritus.

1314
01:22:51,300 --> 01:22:52,300
I'm going to put it in.

1315
01:22:52,300 --> 01:22:53,300
I'm going to put it in.

1316
01:22:53,300 --> 01:22:54,300
I'm going to put it in.

1317
01:22:54,300 --> 01:22:55,300
I'm going to put it in.

1318
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:56,300
I'm going to put it in.

1319
01:22:56,300 --> 01:22:57,300
I'm going to put it in.

1320
01:22:57,300 --> 01:22:58,300
I'm going to put it in.

1321
01:22:58,300 --> 01:22:59,300
I'm going to put it in.

1322
01:22:59,300 --> 01:23:00,300
I'm going to put it in.

1323
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:01,300
I'm going to put it in.

1324
01:23:01,300 --> 01:23:02,300
I'm going to put it in.

1325
01:23:02,300 --> 01:23:03,300
I'm going to put it in.

1326
01:23:03,300 --> 01:23:04,300
I'm going to put it in.

1327
01:23:04,300 --> 01:23:05,300
I'm going to put it in.

1328
01:23:05,300 --> 01:23:06,300
I'm going to put it in.

1329
01:23:06,300 --> 01:23:07,300
I'm going to put it in.

1330
01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:08,300
I'm going to put it in.

1331
01:23:08,300 --> 01:23:09,300
I'm going to put it in.

1332
01:23:09,300 --> 01:23:10,300
I'm going to put it in.

1333
01:23:10,300 --> 01:23:11,300
I'm going to put it in.

1334
01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,300
I'm going to put it in.

1335
01:23:12,300 --> 01:23:13,300
I'm going to put it in.

1336
01:23:13,300 --> 01:23:19,300
People were saying are you throwing the beef drippings or the beef juice the fat down the sink?

1337
01:23:19,300 --> 01:23:20,300
I did not.

1338
01:23:20,300 --> 01:23:23,300
Fucking clean that fucking thing off.

1339
01:23:23,300 --> 01:23:24,300
I did not.

1340
01:23:24,300 --> 01:23:29,300
I put it into a pot because I think it's bad for me putting down fat into the sink.

1341
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,300
It'll only fuck you up in the long run.

1342
01:23:31,300 --> 01:23:34,300
You'll end up having to unclog the sink and all that.

1343
01:23:34,300 --> 01:23:38,300
There's different ways and means of disposing of that fat and the juice.

1344
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:40,300
And I have my own methods.

1345
01:23:40,300 --> 01:23:42,300
I'm not going to tell you.

1346
01:23:42,300 --> 01:23:43,300
Shit.

1347
01:23:43,300 --> 01:23:49,300
Bit of beef on the spatula there.

1348
01:23:49,300 --> 01:23:52,300
It'll clog up your pipes anyway.

1349
01:23:52,300 --> 01:23:55,300
And that's not what you want.

1350
01:23:59,300 --> 01:24:02,300
So as I said, 400 grams of beef.

1351
01:24:02,300 --> 01:24:03,300
If you had used 8...

1352
01:24:03,300 --> 01:24:04,300
450 I'd say.

1353
01:24:04,300 --> 01:24:08,300
If you have a kg of beef, that's a week's meal.

1354
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:11,300
You'll probably have to freeze some of it.

1355
01:24:11,300 --> 01:24:14,300
And then just double up on all the ingredients you've seen me using this.

1356
01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:16,300
So just use one tin of kidney beans.

1357
01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:17,300
One.

1358
01:24:17,300 --> 01:24:19,300
Then use one whole tin of baked beans.

1359
01:24:19,300 --> 01:24:21,300
Two chopped tomatoes.

1360
01:24:21,300 --> 01:24:25,300
Extra fucking spoonful of puree.

1361
01:24:29,300 --> 01:24:35,300
Now we'll put the chili con carne mix in.

1362
01:24:35,300 --> 01:24:36,300
How much is this?

1363
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:39,300
This is a full packet it says for a 400 gram meal.

1364
01:24:39,300 --> 01:24:49,300
Come back out there because I don't know if you can see me.

1365
01:24:49,300 --> 01:24:50,300
No you can't.

1366
01:24:50,300 --> 01:24:51,300
You're just...

1367
01:24:51,300 --> 01:24:52,300
You're on chili.

1368
01:24:52,300 --> 01:24:55,300
Heavy chili mode.

1369
01:24:55,300 --> 01:24:57,300
Chili Harold.

1370
01:25:01,300 --> 01:25:02,300
So I'm cheating.

1371
01:25:02,300 --> 01:25:03,300
Again.

1372
01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:08,300
Usually I'd use a bit of paprika, a bit of cumin, some chili powder.

1373
01:25:08,300 --> 01:25:09,300
I can't remember.

1374
01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:13,300
There's another ingredient I sometimes put in I can't remember.

1375
01:25:13,300 --> 01:25:14,300
A bit of meal maker.

1376
01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:16,300
Throw the meal maker into it.

1377
01:25:16,300 --> 01:25:17,300
It's the whole shenanigan.

1378
01:25:17,300 --> 01:25:18,300
Straight into it.

1379
01:25:18,300 --> 01:25:19,300
Mix that up.

1380
01:25:19,300 --> 01:25:20,300
It's going to give us the flavour we want.

1381
01:25:20,300 --> 01:25:21,300
It's going to give us the flavour we need.

1382
01:25:21,300 --> 01:25:22,300
The flavour we crave.

1383
01:25:22,300 --> 01:25:23,300
And as I said, this will do wonders for the week ahead.

1384
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:23,300
And if there's any extra left, I'll take it round to Francis.

1385
01:25:23,300 --> 01:25:24,300
He'll finish that off, no bother.

1386
01:25:24,300 --> 01:25:25,300
Now, I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1387
01:25:25,300 --> 01:25:26,300
He'll finish that off, no bother.

1388
01:25:26,300 --> 01:25:27,300
And I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1389
01:25:27,300 --> 01:25:28,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1390
01:25:28,300 --> 01:25:29,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1391
01:25:29,300 --> 01:25:30,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1392
01:25:30,300 --> 01:25:31,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1393
01:25:31,300 --> 01:25:32,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1394
01:25:32,300 --> 01:25:33,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1395
01:25:33,300 --> 01:25:34,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1396
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:35,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1397
01:25:35,300 --> 01:25:36,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1398
01:25:36,300 --> 01:25:37,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1399
01:25:37,300 --> 01:25:38,300
I'm going to take it round to Francis.

1400
01:25:38,300 --> 01:25:43,300
And as I said, this will do wonders for the week ahead.

1401
01:25:43,300 --> 01:25:47,300
And if there's any extra left, I'll take it round to Francis.

1402
01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:50,300
He'll finish that off, no bother.

1403
01:25:50,300 --> 01:26:10,300
It's coming along now.

1404
01:26:10,300 --> 01:26:11,300
Chilis.

1405
01:26:11,300 --> 01:26:22,300
I'm going to take two tablespoons of this now.

1406
01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:27,300
Because I would use two teaspoons of the little stuff.

1407
01:26:27,300 --> 01:26:30,300
Get that.

1408
01:26:30,300 --> 01:26:40,300
And I'm going to go with two of these now.

1409
01:26:40,300 --> 01:26:41,300
I'm going to go with two.

1410
01:26:41,300 --> 01:26:42,300
I'm going to go with two.

1411
01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:43,300
I'm going to go with two.

1412
01:26:43,300 --> 01:26:44,300
I'm going to go with two.

1413
01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,300
I'm going to go with two.

1414
01:26:45,300 --> 01:26:46,300
I'm going to go with two.

1415
01:26:46,300 --> 01:26:47,300
I'm going to go with two.

1416
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,300
I'm going to go with two.

1417
01:26:48,300 --> 01:26:49,300
I'm going to go with two.

1418
01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:50,300
I'm going to go with two.

1419
01:26:50,300 --> 01:26:51,300
I'm going to go with two.

1420
01:26:51,300 --> 01:26:52,300
I'm going to go with two.

1421
01:26:52,300 --> 01:26:53,300
I'm going to go with two.

1422
01:26:53,300 --> 01:26:54,300
I'm going to go with two.

1423
01:26:54,300 --> 01:26:55,300
I'm going to go with two.

1424
01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:56,300
I'm going to go with two.

1425
01:26:56,300 --> 01:26:57,300
I'm going to go with two.

1426
01:26:57,300 --> 01:26:58,300
I'm going to go with two.

1427
01:26:58,300 --> 01:26:59,300
I'm going to go with two.

1428
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:00,300
I'm going to go with two.

1429
01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:01,300
I'm going to go with two.

1430
01:27:01,300 --> 01:27:02,300
I'm going to go with two.

1431
01:27:02,300 --> 01:27:03,300
I'm going to go with two.

1432
01:27:03,300 --> 01:27:04,300
I'm going to go with two.

1433
01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:05,300
I'm going to go with two.

1434
01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:06,300
I'm going to go with two.

1435
01:27:06,300 --> 01:27:07,300
I'm going to go with two.

1436
01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:08,300
I'm going to go with two.

1437
01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:09,300
I'm going to go with two.

1438
01:27:09,300 --> 01:27:10,300
I'm going to go with two.

1439
01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:11,300
I'm going to go with two.

1440
01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:12,300
I'm going to go with two.

1441
01:27:12,300 --> 01:27:13,300
I'm going to go with two.

1442
01:27:13,300 --> 01:27:14,300
I'm going to go with two.

1443
01:27:14,300 --> 01:27:15,300
I'm going to go with two.

1444
01:27:15,300 --> 01:27:16,300
I'm going to go with two.

1445
01:27:16,300 --> 01:27:17,300
I'm going to go with two.

1446
01:27:17,300 --> 01:27:18,300
I'm going to go with two.

1447
01:27:18,300 --> 01:27:19,300
I'm going to go with two.

1448
01:27:19,300 --> 01:27:20,300
I'm going to go with two.

1449
01:27:20,300 --> 01:27:21,300
I'm going to go with two.

1450
01:27:21,300 --> 01:27:22,300
I'm going to go with two.

1451
01:27:22,300 --> 01:27:23,300
I'm going to go with two.

1452
01:27:23,300 --> 01:27:24,300
I'm going to go with two.

1453
01:27:24,300 --> 01:27:25,300
I'm going to go with two.

1454
01:27:25,300 --> 01:27:26,300
I'm going to go with two.

1455
01:27:26,300 --> 01:27:27,300
I'm going to go with two.

1456
01:27:27,300 --> 01:27:28,300
I'm going to go with two.

1457
01:27:28,300 --> 01:27:29,300
I'm going to go with two.

1458
01:27:29,300 --> 01:27:30,300
I'm going to go with two.

1459
01:27:30,300 --> 01:27:31,300
I'm going to go with two.

1460
01:27:31,300 --> 01:27:32,300
I'm going to go with two.

1461
01:27:32,300 --> 01:27:33,300
Maybe a little bit more.

1462
01:27:33,300 --> 01:27:35,300
Tiny bit more.

1463
01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:43,300
Just to show you now what that, what we're dealing with there.

1464
01:27:43,300 --> 01:27:44,300
Zoom in on that.

1465
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:47,300
You might be able to see the chilies.

1466
01:27:47,300 --> 01:27:50,300
Go closer there now for a look.

1467
01:27:50,300 --> 01:27:55,300
You can see the chili is on top of the chili there now.

1468
01:27:55,300 --> 01:27:56,300
I'm going to go with two.

1469
01:27:56,300 --> 01:27:57,300
I'm going to go with two.

1470
01:27:57,300 --> 01:27:58,300
I'm going to go with two.

1471
01:27:58,300 --> 01:27:59,300
I'm going to go with two.

1472
01:27:59,300 --> 01:28:00,300
I'm going to go with two.

1473
01:28:00,300 --> 01:28:01,300
I'm going to go with two.

1474
01:28:01,300 --> 01:28:02,300
I'm going to go with two.

1475
01:28:02,300 --> 01:28:03,300
I'm going to go with two.

1476
01:28:03,300 --> 01:28:04,300
I'm going to go with two.

1477
01:28:04,300 --> 01:28:05,300
I'm going to go with two.

1478
01:28:05,300 --> 01:28:06,300
I'm going to go with two.

1479
01:28:06,300 --> 01:28:07,300
I'm going to go with two.

1480
01:28:07,300 --> 01:28:08,300
I'm going to go with two.

1481
01:28:08,300 --> 01:28:09,300
I'm going to go with two.

1482
01:28:09,300 --> 01:28:10,300
I'm going to go with two.

1483
01:28:10,300 --> 01:28:11,300
I'm going to go with two.

1484
01:28:11,300 --> 01:28:12,300
I'm going to go with two.

1485
01:28:12,300 --> 01:28:13,300
I'm going to go with two.

1486
01:28:13,300 --> 01:28:14,300
I'm going to go with two.

1487
01:28:14,300 --> 01:28:15,300
I'm going to go with two.

1488
01:28:15,300 --> 01:28:16,300
I'm going to go with two.

1489
01:28:16,300 --> 01:28:17,300
I'm going to go with two.

1490
01:28:17,300 --> 01:28:30,300
We're nearly done.

1491
01:28:30,300 --> 01:28:32,300
I'll be going back to Francis now in a moment.

1492
01:28:32,300 --> 01:28:34,300
Hopefully he's got everything done.

1493
01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:36,300
I haven't checked in with him.

1494
01:28:36,300 --> 01:28:39,300
I turned the phone off.

1495
01:28:39,300 --> 01:28:42,300
Just out of interest, was there anybody watching there

1496
01:28:42,300 --> 01:28:46,300
that could tell us how long is left in the game?

1497
01:28:46,300 --> 01:29:01,300
Because he has me on the phone giving information and analysis.

1498
01:29:01,300 --> 01:29:05,300
An hour, bloody hell.

1499
01:29:05,300 --> 01:29:10,300
It's a lot of business.

1500
01:29:10,300 --> 01:29:15,300
Turn that down to two.

1501
01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:17,300
That lid on it.

1502
01:29:17,300 --> 01:29:19,300
Who's that there now?

1503
01:29:19,300 --> 01:29:20,300
Thank you very much.

1504
01:29:20,300 --> 01:29:21,300
You hammered your cooker.

1505
01:29:21,300 --> 01:29:24,300
Very kind of you.

1506
01:29:24,300 --> 01:29:26,300
Don't know what that's doing there.

1507
01:29:26,300 --> 01:29:27,300
Out of place.

1508
01:29:27,300 --> 01:29:29,300
Hardly use that.

1509
01:29:29,300 --> 01:29:30,300
I think that's rubbish actually.

1510
01:29:30,300 --> 01:29:33,300
I just use a sponge and I wash dishes.

1511
01:29:33,300 --> 01:29:34,300
So that's why this is over here.

1512
01:29:34,300 --> 01:29:36,300
Because I don't fucking use it.

1513
01:29:36,300 --> 01:29:37,300
It's a waste.

1514
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:38,300
If you ask me.

1515
01:29:38,300 --> 01:29:39,300
I don't know if you can see it.

1516
01:29:39,300 --> 01:29:40,300
It's this thing here.

1517
01:29:40,300 --> 01:29:45,300
Does anybody agree with me that this is a waste of time?

1518
01:29:45,300 --> 01:29:47,300
I think it's a waste of time.

1519
01:29:47,300 --> 01:29:59,300
Or is there anybody who, is there anyone out there who thinks it's great?

1520
01:29:59,300 --> 01:30:00,300
Dildonic attachment.

1521
01:30:00,300 --> 01:30:18,300
Any love for that utensil?

1522
01:30:18,300 --> 01:30:23,300
Ephraim Winslow says it's class.

1523
01:30:23,300 --> 01:30:25,300
Jesus Christ.

1524
01:30:25,300 --> 01:30:30,300
It's for your arse in Rome, says Caesar.

1525
01:30:30,300 --> 01:30:33,300
They're handy.

1526
01:30:33,300 --> 01:30:36,300
I think they're great, says Ian.

1527
01:30:36,300 --> 01:30:37,300
Jesus.

1528
01:30:39,300 --> 01:30:42,300
Even Sean Kiernan says he loves it.

1529
01:30:42,300 --> 01:30:49,300
I might have to rethink the whole scenario with that.

1530
01:30:49,300 --> 01:30:50,300
Whatever it's called.

1531
01:30:50,300 --> 01:30:52,300
The dildonic attachment to the kitchen.

1532
01:31:02,300 --> 01:31:03,300
Smells great.

1533
01:31:03,300 --> 01:31:05,300
Just put these away now.

1534
01:31:05,300 --> 01:31:08,300
We'll get back to Francesco.

1535
01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:09,300
In a moment.

1536
01:31:09,300 --> 01:31:17,300
I'll clean up the rest of this while Francis is playing the rest of the mission.

1537
01:31:17,300 --> 01:31:19,300
So you won't really hear from me.

1538
01:31:19,300 --> 01:31:20,300
That's if he's got it going.

1539
01:31:20,300 --> 01:31:24,300
I'm not particularly too sure whether or not he's got it going yet.

1540
01:31:24,300 --> 01:31:25,300
I'm not going to do this.

1541
01:31:25,300 --> 01:31:26,300
I'm not going to do this.

1542
01:31:26,300 --> 01:31:27,300
I'm not going to do this.

1543
01:31:27,300 --> 01:31:28,300
I'm not going to do this.

1544
01:31:28,300 --> 01:31:29,300
I'm not going to do this.

1545
01:31:29,300 --> 01:31:30,300
I'm not going to do this.

1546
01:31:30,300 --> 01:31:31,300
I'm not going to do this.

1547
01:31:31,300 --> 01:31:32,300
I'm not going to do this.

1548
01:31:32,300 --> 01:31:33,300
I'm not going to do this.

1549
01:31:33,300 --> 01:31:34,300
I'm not going to do this.

1550
01:31:34,300 --> 01:31:35,300
I'm not going to do this.

1551
01:31:35,300 --> 01:31:36,300
I'm not going to do this.

1552
01:31:36,300 --> 01:31:37,300
I'm not going to do this.

1553
01:31:37,300 --> 01:31:38,300
I'm not going to do this.

1554
01:31:38,300 --> 01:31:39,300
I'm not going to do this.

1555
01:31:39,300 --> 01:31:40,300
I'm not going to do this.

1556
01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:41,300
I'm not going to do this.

1557
01:31:41,300 --> 01:31:42,300
I'm not going to do this.

1558
01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:43,300
I'm not going to do this.

1559
01:31:43,300 --> 01:31:44,300
I'm not going to do this.

1560
01:31:44,300 --> 01:31:45,300
I'm not going to do this.

1561
01:31:45,300 --> 01:32:13,300
I'm not going to do this.

1562
01:32:13,300 --> 01:32:14,300
I'm not going to do this.

1563
01:32:14,300 --> 01:32:15,300
I'm not going to do this.

1564
01:32:15,300 --> 01:32:16,300
I'm not going to do this.

1565
01:32:16,300 --> 01:32:17,300
I'm not going to do this.

1566
01:32:17,300 --> 01:32:18,300
I'm not going to do this.

1567
01:32:18,300 --> 01:32:19,300
I'm not going to do this.

1568
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:20,300
I'm not going to do this.

1569
01:32:20,300 --> 01:32:21,300
I'm not going to do this.

1570
01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:22,300
I'm not going to do this.

1571
01:32:22,300 --> 01:32:23,300
I'm not going to do this.

1572
01:32:23,300 --> 01:32:24,300
I'm not going to do this.

1573
01:32:24,300 --> 01:32:25,300
I'm not going to do this.

1574
01:32:25,300 --> 01:32:26,300
I'm not going to do this.

1575
01:32:26,300 --> 01:32:27,300
I'm not going to do this.

1576
01:32:27,300 --> 01:32:28,300
I'm not going to do this.

1577
01:32:28,300 --> 01:32:29,300
I'm not going to do this.

1578
01:32:29,300 --> 01:32:30,300
I'm not going to do this.

1579
01:32:30,300 --> 01:32:31,300
I'm not going to do this.

1580
01:32:31,300 --> 01:32:32,300
I'm not going to do this.

1581
01:32:32,300 --> 01:32:33,300
I'm not going to do this.

1582
01:32:33,300 --> 01:32:34,300
I'm not going to do this.

1583
01:32:34,300 --> 01:32:35,300
I'm not going to do this.

1584
01:32:35,300 --> 01:32:36,300
I'm not going to do this.

1585
01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:37,300
I'm not going to do this.

1586
01:32:37,300 --> 01:32:38,300
I'm not going to do this.

1587
01:32:38,300 --> 01:32:39,300
I'm not going to do this.

1588
01:32:39,300 --> 01:32:40,300
I'm not going to do this.

1589
01:32:40,300 --> 01:32:41,300
I'm not going to do this.

1590
01:32:41,300 --> 01:32:42,300
I'm not going to do this.

1591
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:43,300
I'm not going to do this.

1592
01:32:43,300 --> 01:32:44,300
I'm not going to do this.

1593
01:32:44,300 --> 01:32:45,300
I'm not going to do this.

1594
01:32:45,300 --> 01:32:46,300
I'm not going to do this.

1595
01:32:46,300 --> 01:32:47,300
I'm not going to do this.

1596
01:32:47,300 --> 01:32:48,300
I'm not going to do this.

1597
01:32:48,300 --> 01:32:49,300
I'm not going to do this.

1598
01:32:49,300 --> 01:32:50,300
I'm not going to do this.

1599
01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:51,300
I'm not going to do this.

1600
01:32:51,300 --> 01:32:52,300
I'm not going to do this.

1601
01:32:52,300 --> 01:32:53,300
I'm not going to do this.

1602
01:32:53,300 --> 01:32:54,300
I'm not going to do this.

1603
01:32:54,300 --> 01:32:55,300
I'm not going to do this.

1604
01:32:55,300 --> 01:32:56,300
I'm not going to do this.

1605
01:32:56,300 --> 01:32:57,300
I'm not going to do this.

1606
01:32:57,300 --> 01:32:58,300
I'm not going to do this.

1607
01:32:58,300 --> 01:32:59,300
I'm not going to do this.

1608
01:32:59,300 --> 01:33:00,300
I'm not going to do this.

1609
01:33:00,300 --> 01:33:01,300
I'm not going to do this.

1610
01:33:01,300 --> 01:33:02,300
I'm not going to do this.

1611
01:33:02,300 --> 01:33:03,300
I'm not going to do this.

1612
01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:04,300
I'm not going to do this.

1613
01:33:04,300 --> 01:33:05,300
I'm not going to do this.

1614
01:33:05,300 --> 01:33:06,300
I'm not going to do this.

1615
01:33:06,300 --> 01:33:07,300
I'm not going to do this.

1616
01:33:07,300 --> 01:33:08,300
I'm not going to do this.

1617
01:33:08,300 --> 01:33:09,300
I'm not going to do this.

1618
01:33:09,300 --> 01:33:19,300
The only thing that will allow you to do is then you can sieve it out and clean it before you put it on the full blast.

1619
01:33:19,300 --> 01:33:21,300
There we are now anyway.

1620
01:33:21,300 --> 01:33:24,300
And that's the chili Harold.

1621
01:33:24,300 --> 01:33:27,300
Just give you my one last blast of the chili there.

1622
01:33:27,300 --> 01:33:30,300
And get a look at it.

1623
01:33:30,300 --> 01:33:48,300
Looking nice.

1624
01:33:48,300 --> 01:33:49,300
Bubbling away there.

1625
01:33:49,300 --> 01:33:50,300
Toiling trouble.

1626
01:33:50,300 --> 01:34:08,300
Lovely bit of chili.

1627
01:34:08,300 --> 01:34:16,300
I mean you can add a bit more chili if it's not spicy enough.

1628
01:34:16,300 --> 01:34:18,300
I'll do a taste test.

1629
01:34:18,300 --> 01:34:25,300
Maybe I should do a taste test.

1630
01:34:25,300 --> 01:34:28,300
I can add more chili later.

1631
01:34:28,300 --> 01:34:29,300
If needs be.

1632
01:34:29,300 --> 01:34:32,300
I'll do a taste test maybe in a bit.

1633
01:34:32,300 --> 01:34:33,300
A bit longer.

1634
01:34:33,300 --> 01:34:35,300
Let it just sit there and simmer.

1635
01:34:35,300 --> 01:34:36,300
Lovely.

1636
01:34:36,300 --> 01:34:37,300
So that's that anyway.

1637
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:51,300
We're actually going to have to cut back now anyway.

1638
01:34:51,300 --> 01:34:53,300
Sorry for hijacking the stream.

1639
01:34:53,300 --> 01:34:54,300
And.

1640
01:34:54,300 --> 01:34:58,300
Let's get a bit of light going now.

1641
01:34:58,300 --> 01:35:00,300
Thanks very much for tuning in to the chili session.

1642
01:35:00,300 --> 01:35:03,300
Now it's a chili Harold scenario.

1643
01:35:03,300 --> 01:35:05,300
And we're going to cut back now to Francis.

1644
01:35:05,300 --> 01:35:08,300
And hopefully he's got everything sorted out.

1645
01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:09,300
And so for me.

1646
01:35:09,300 --> 01:35:10,300
And the chili.

1647
01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:11,300
And the chili.

1648
01:35:11,300 --> 01:35:14,300
Get the chili in the shot there as well.

1649
01:35:14,300 --> 01:35:15,300
So I can sign out.

1650
01:35:15,300 --> 01:35:22,300
I'm just sorry actually just before I go make sure I've not missed anyone out.

1651
01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:29,300
And thank you very much for tuning in to today's chili.

1652
01:35:29,300 --> 01:35:31,300
And thank you very much hammer Joe Cooker.

1653
01:35:31,300 --> 01:35:35,300
And a candy cheesy in the heezy with the far tweezy.

1654
01:35:35,300 --> 01:35:38,300
Hope you enjoyed this little chili festivity situation here.

1655
01:35:38,300 --> 01:35:39,300
It's a great situation.

1656
01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:40,300
It's a great winter warmer.

1657
01:35:40,300 --> 01:35:42,300
We're not fully into the winter.

1658
01:35:42,300 --> 01:35:44,300
Oh we are fully into the winter here.

1659
01:35:44,300 --> 01:35:45,300
But I mean today no.

1660
01:35:45,300 --> 01:35:46,300
Very mild.

1661
01:35:46,300 --> 01:35:47,300
The next couple of days will be very mild.

1662
01:35:47,300 --> 01:35:49,300
We're hit with 15 degree heat.

1663
01:35:49,300 --> 01:35:50,300
Very nice.

1664
01:35:50,300 --> 01:35:52,300
Make the most of it.

1665
01:35:52,300 --> 01:35:54,300
Because next week it's going to get chilly.

1666
01:35:54,300 --> 01:35:55,300
Ha.

1667
01:35:55,300 --> 01:35:56,300
No pun intended.

1668
01:35:56,300 --> 01:35:57,300
And.

1669
01:35:57,300 --> 01:36:00,300
Chilly Harold thank you very much for the tip there.

1670
01:36:00,300 --> 01:36:01,300
Adrishks.

1671
01:36:01,300 --> 01:36:02,300
Thank you very much.

1672
01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:03,300
Got a nice dash.

1673
01:36:03,300 --> 01:36:07,300
Get a nice dash of Worcestershire sauce in there Tommy.

1674
01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:09,300
Unfortunately I don't have it in the press.

1675
01:36:09,300 --> 01:36:10,300
But.

1676
01:36:10,300 --> 01:36:12,300
Feel as though that it does taste optimum.

1677
01:36:12,300 --> 01:36:13,300
I mean I.

1678
01:36:13,300 --> 01:36:14,300
I.

1679
01:36:14,300 --> 01:36:15,300
This is my.

1680
01:36:15,300 --> 01:36:16,300
Usual recipe.

1681
01:36:16,300 --> 01:36:17,300
And.

1682
01:36:17,300 --> 01:36:19,300
I'll just turn the camera up there.

1683
01:36:19,300 --> 01:36:20,300
But.

1684
01:36:20,300 --> 01:36:21,300
The usual recipe I do.

1685
01:36:21,300 --> 01:36:22,300
It's.

1686
01:36:22,300 --> 01:36:23,300
It's a quality chili.

1687
01:36:23,300 --> 01:36:25,300
But thanks very much for the tip.

1688
01:36:25,300 --> 01:36:26,300
I'll get it next time.

1689
01:36:26,300 --> 01:36:27,300
Great rain.

1690
01:36:27,300 --> 01:36:28,300
Thank you very much.

1691
01:36:28,300 --> 01:36:29,300
Chilly Tom Quistador.

1692
01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:30,300
Very kind of yourself.

1693
01:36:30,300 --> 01:36:31,300
Geraldine.

1694
01:36:31,300 --> 01:36:32,300
I hope you're doing well.

1695
01:36:32,300 --> 01:36:33,300
Thank you very much for the tip as well.

1696
01:36:33,300 --> 01:36:34,300
All that's left for me to say now is.

1697
01:36:34,300 --> 01:36:35,300
Yeah.

1698
01:36:35,300 --> 01:36:36,300
We will.

1699
01:36:36,300 --> 01:36:37,300
Really.

1700
01:36:37,300 --> 01:36:38,300
Turn into that at pace.

1701
01:36:38,300 --> 01:36:39,300
At some stage in the evening.

1702
01:36:39,300 --> 01:36:40,300
But.

1703
01:36:40,300 --> 01:36:41,300
We have to go back to Francis.

1704
01:36:41,300 --> 01:36:42,300
I'm going to have to cut back now.

1705
01:36:42,300 --> 01:36:43,300
Hopefully he's there and he's ready to go.

1706
01:36:43,300 --> 01:36:44,300
So.

1707
01:36:44,300 --> 01:36:45,300
We'll see you in a bit.

1708
01:36:45,300 --> 01:36:46,300
Thanks very much.

1709
01:36:46,300 --> 01:36:47,300
And Francis.

1710
01:36:47,300 --> 01:36:48,300
Are you there Francis?

1711
01:36:48,300 --> 01:36:49,300
Are you there Francis?

1712
01:36:49,300 --> 01:36:50,300
Are you there?

1713
01:36:50,300 --> 01:36:58,900
So we'll see you in a bit. Thanks very much. And Francis, are you there? Francis? Are you there?

1714
01:36:58,900 --> 01:37:28,880
. . .

1715
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:58,860
. . .

1716
01:37:58,860 --> 01:38:28,840
Thank you.

1717
01:38:28,840 --> 01:38:58,820
Thank you.

1718
01:38:58,820 --> 01:39:28,800
Thank you.

1719
01:39:28,800 --> 01:39:58,780
Thank you.

1720
01:39:58,780 --> 01:40:28,760
Thank you.

1721
01:40:28,760 --> 01:40:30,760
Thank you.

1722
01:40:30,760 --> 01:40:32,760
Thank you.

1723
01:40:32,760 --> 01:40:34,760
Thank you.

1724
01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:36,760
Thank you.

1725
01:40:36,760 --> 01:40:38,760
Thank you.

1726
01:40:38,760 --> 01:40:40,760
Thank you.

1727
01:40:40,760 --> 01:40:42,760
Thank you.

1728
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:42,760
Thank you.

1729
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:44,760
Thank you.

1730
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:46,760
Thank you.

1731
01:40:46,760 --> 01:40:52,760
Thank you.

1732
01:40:52,760 --> 01:40:54,760
Thank you.

1733
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:54,760
Thank you.

1734
01:40:54,760 --> 01:40:56,760
Thank you.

1735
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,760
Thank you.

1736
01:40:58,760 --> 01:41:04,760
Thank you.

1737
01:41:04,760 --> 01:41:06,760
Thank you.

1738
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:06,760
Thank you.

1739
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:06,760
Thank you.

1740
01:41:06,760 --> 01:41:08,760
Thank you.

1741
01:41:08,760 --> 01:41:12,460
I'm good.

1742
01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:13,780
Jesus.

1743
01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:16,960
Oh, thank God for that.

1744
01:41:18,800 --> 01:41:19,920
Thank God for that.

1745
01:41:21,160 --> 01:41:22,860
Fucking really loud as well, actually.

1746
01:41:22,940 --> 01:41:23,980
That's what I had it on before.

1747
01:41:24,080 --> 01:41:25,420
I didn't even have it on the ears.

1748
01:41:27,060 --> 01:41:27,300
Oh.

1749
01:41:28,980 --> 01:41:29,720
Not alone.

1750
01:41:30,260 --> 01:41:31,580
Yeah, I...

1751
01:41:31,580 --> 01:41:33,480
Tom, are you there, Tom?

1752
01:41:34,960 --> 01:41:35,760
Oh, you know what?

1753
01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,020
I'm just cooking some chilli.

1754
01:41:37,020 --> 01:41:41,020
Yeah, I could see that.

1755
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:44,480
Didn't like the way you fucking hacked into the mainframe.

1756
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:47,080
That wasn't what I wanted to happen.

1757
01:41:48,900 --> 01:41:51,060
Yeah, well, it has happened.

1758
01:41:51,300 --> 01:41:52,960
And I'm making chilli as we speak.

1759
01:41:53,720 --> 01:41:54,760
It's going to be spicy.

1760
01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:56,040
I put two spoons in it.

1761
01:41:57,580 --> 01:42:00,200
I don't care how many spoons you put in it.

1762
01:42:01,240 --> 01:42:05,820
It's not legal to be hacking into someone's information like that,

1763
01:42:05,820 --> 01:42:08,200
regardless of whether or not I have you on the stream.

1764
01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:11,920
Yeah, well, you're lucky you have me

1765
01:42:11,920 --> 01:42:13,540
because your stream went tits up anyway.

1766
01:42:13,680 --> 01:42:14,240
It crashed.

1767
01:42:14,520 --> 01:42:14,880
Hear that?

1768
01:42:15,680 --> 01:42:18,780
My chilli was the best thing that's ever happened to your stream.

1769
01:42:19,420 --> 01:42:19,820
Fact.

1770
01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:25,920
Hopefully, we haven't got another one of these situations.

1771
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:28,660
Oh, we have got another one of these situations

1772
01:42:28,660 --> 01:42:30,720
and another quote by someone I don't know.

1773
01:42:30,720 --> 01:42:31,120
Hear that?

1774
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:34,500
I think it's a situation where we have to use smoke bombs again.

1775
01:42:36,780 --> 01:42:38,380
Oh, look at that.

1776
01:42:39,600 --> 01:42:40,560
Crawly, crawly.

1777
01:42:40,560 --> 01:42:40,800
Hello.

1778
01:42:41,020 --> 01:42:41,440
Go under.

1779
01:42:43,940 --> 01:42:46,480
You need to make sure you watch yourself there.

1780
01:42:47,700 --> 01:42:49,840
Things could get a little bit hot and spicy.

1781
01:42:51,940 --> 01:42:54,780
Not unlike the meal I just made there,

1782
01:42:55,280 --> 01:42:57,220
which is going to be very hot and spicy

1783
01:42:57,220 --> 01:43:01,240
because I put in over two teaspoons of chilli powder.

1784
01:43:02,240 --> 01:43:03,060
We've seen it.

1785
01:43:03,200 --> 01:43:04,200
It's been an hour, Len.

1786
01:43:04,340 --> 01:43:06,480
Like, we don't need to hear any more about chilli.

1787
01:43:06,660 --> 01:43:07,820
It's actually boring.

1788
01:43:12,080 --> 01:43:12,440
Whatever.

1789
01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:15,600
My chilli.

1790
01:43:16,940 --> 01:43:18,320
At least my chilli is real.

1791
01:43:18,560 --> 01:43:20,480
This is just a fantasy world you're living in.

1792
01:43:22,920 --> 01:43:26,400
I don't know where you seem to be getting a little bit harsh on me,

1793
01:43:26,440 --> 01:43:27,600
you know, with the opinions and stuff.

1794
01:43:27,700 --> 01:43:30,480
I noticed that yesterday and there was people actually in the chat saying,

1795
01:43:31,120 --> 01:43:33,380
Tommy's getting a little bit fucking out of hand there.

1796
01:43:33,440 --> 01:43:35,280
Is there any animosity between the two of you?

1797
01:43:35,760 --> 01:43:37,500
And it was not to my knowledge there was any,

1798
01:43:37,580 --> 01:43:39,140
but you seem to be...

1799
01:43:39,140 --> 01:43:40,860
Are you a little bit bitter or something, Tommy?

1800
01:43:41,120 --> 01:43:43,440
Are you annoyed that I have control of the stream?

1801
01:43:44,700 --> 01:43:45,400
Not at all.

1802
01:43:45,460 --> 01:43:46,020
Hot judge.

1803
01:43:46,100 --> 01:43:47,340
Thank you very much for the tip.

1804
01:43:48,360 --> 01:43:48,520
Sure.

1805
01:43:48,840 --> 01:43:50,740
What stream do you have to control?

1806
01:43:50,840 --> 01:43:51,520
You're losing it.

1807
01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:53,380
You know, you're getting killed all the time.

1808
01:43:53,940 --> 01:43:55,320
You're doing your shooting,

1809
01:43:55,860 --> 01:43:57,180
but it's not working out for you.

1810
01:43:57,700 --> 01:43:59,880
And you need to take out those lads by the helicopter.

1811
01:44:03,020 --> 01:44:03,740
Lovely stuff.

1812
01:44:08,860 --> 01:44:10,140
Yeah, if you want...

1813
01:44:10,140 --> 01:44:11,440
It's exactly...

1814
01:44:11,440 --> 01:44:12,460
Tommy wants his own channel.

1815
01:44:12,700 --> 01:44:14,320
Tom, if you want your own fucking channel,

1816
01:44:14,320 --> 01:44:14,840
fucking chilly,

1817
01:44:14,920 --> 01:44:16,400
if you want to do your chilly antics,

1818
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:18,700
take it to your own channel.

1819
01:44:19,200 --> 01:44:19,900
How about that?

1820
01:44:21,080 --> 01:44:22,420
I might just have to do that.

1821
01:44:22,880 --> 01:44:24,240
Getting sick of...

1822
01:44:24,240 --> 01:44:25,380
Using your...

1823
01:44:25,380 --> 01:44:27,260
Having to ask you to use your channel anyway,

1824
01:44:27,360 --> 01:44:29,700
so I thought I might as well just take matters into my own hands

1825
01:44:29,700 --> 01:44:31,680
and hack into the mainframe.

1826
01:44:33,460 --> 01:44:35,020
Just out of interest,

1827
01:44:35,140 --> 01:44:36,340
how did you manage to do that?

1828
01:44:38,340 --> 01:44:39,940
Well, you were asleep last night.

1829
01:44:40,000 --> 01:44:42,080
I crept in through the back window.

1830
01:44:44,020 --> 01:44:45,800
And how did you manage that?

1831
01:44:47,860 --> 01:44:48,220
Sneaking.

1832
01:44:48,460 --> 01:44:49,200
Sneak power.

1833
01:44:49,900 --> 01:44:50,700
Sneaker pimps.

1834
01:44:51,340 --> 01:44:55,440
I was listening to the sneaker pimps on a cassette tape player.

1835
01:44:56,740 --> 01:44:57,940
You're getting fucked up now.

1836
01:44:58,020 --> 01:44:58,360
You need to...

1837
01:44:58,360 --> 01:44:59,260
You need to...

1838
01:44:59,260 --> 01:44:59,520
Shoot.

1839
01:45:01,260 --> 01:45:01,700
Epictetus.

1840
01:45:02,220 --> 01:45:02,700
Epictetus.

1841
01:45:03,300 --> 01:45:05,620
The name of the guy there who was giving us a quote.

1842
01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:06,220
Hot judge.

1843
01:45:06,320 --> 01:45:08,160
Thank you very much for your tip there as well.

1844
01:45:09,040 --> 01:45:10,420
But highly illegal.

1845
01:45:11,000 --> 01:45:12,600
Breaking an entry into someone's house.

1846
01:45:12,760 --> 01:45:15,280
It's a bit creepy as well while someone's sleeping, Tom.

1847
01:45:16,560 --> 01:45:17,560
Very creepy, yeah.

1848
01:45:17,780 --> 01:45:18,400
Very creepy.

1849
01:45:19,340 --> 01:45:20,400
Has the game crashed again?

1850
01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,600
Are you fucking serious?

1851
01:45:30,380 --> 01:45:32,420
What the hell is going on here like?

1852
01:45:34,860 --> 01:45:36,180
I can't believe this.

1853
01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:37,640
I cannot believe this.

1854
01:45:42,620 --> 01:45:43,260
I...

1855
01:45:43,260 --> 01:45:43,740
I...

1856
01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:44,800
What the fuck?

1857
01:45:44,800 --> 01:46:00,460
I am aghast

1858
01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:02,620
absolutely

1859
01:46:02,620 --> 01:46:03,840
pathetic

1860
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:05,900
I can't believe that

1861
01:46:05,900 --> 01:46:08,000
and people are saying there

1862
01:46:08,000 --> 01:46:09,600
as I can see somebody is saying

1863
01:46:09,600 --> 01:46:10,600
go back to the chili

1864
01:46:10,600 --> 01:46:13,960
but the chili is not even ready yet

1865
01:46:13,960 --> 01:46:16,000
I actually might just check on it

1866
01:46:16,000 --> 01:46:16,560
for a moment

1867
01:46:16,560 --> 01:46:21,500
while Francis is sorting out the Xbox

1868
01:46:21,500 --> 01:46:23,420
this is a ridiculous scenario

1869
01:46:43,120 --> 01:46:51,160
yeah it's looking nice

1870
01:46:51,160 --> 01:46:54,900
looking very nice

1871
01:46:54,900 --> 01:46:59,940
great smell of a great fruit

1872
01:46:59,940 --> 01:47:02,080
it seems like it's gonna have a great flavor

1873
01:47:02,080 --> 01:47:09,580
yeah that looks beautiful

1874
01:47:09,580 --> 01:47:13,120
now we'll just strain the rice

1875
01:47:13,120 --> 01:47:14,360
sorry you can't see any of this

1876
01:47:14,360 --> 01:47:15,620
I have to switch the camera on

1877
01:47:15,620 --> 01:47:19,620
hopefully Francis has got that machine working again

1878
01:47:19,620 --> 01:47:25,060
Francis do you have the machine working?

1879
01:47:25,060 --> 01:47:25,120
yeah

1880
01:47:25,120 --> 01:47:38,160
I can't help I'm sickened we got through the whole game?

1881
01:47:38,160 --> 01:47:48,200
I can't help I'm sickened we got through the whole game?

1882
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:52,700
oh yes no

1883
01:47:52,700 --> 01:48:16,700
what the fuck is going on?

1884
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:28,740
is it because it's not connected to the internet?

1885
01:48:28,740 --> 01:48:31,180
would it need the internet to work?

1886
01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:36,520
I don't know why you're asking me

1887
01:48:36,520 --> 01:48:39,160
Legfen thank you very much for the tip

1888
01:48:39,160 --> 01:48:47,200
doesn't need internet

1889
01:48:47,200 --> 01:48:51,200
let's just see there now if I put the uh

1890
01:48:51,200 --> 01:49:00,480
fuck it

1891
01:49:00,480 --> 01:49:12,600
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1892
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,100
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1893
01:49:14,100 --> 01:49:14,600
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1894
01:49:14,600 --> 01:49:16,020
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1895
01:49:16,020 --> 01:49:16,520
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1896
01:49:16,520 --> 01:49:18,140
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1897
01:49:18,140 --> 01:49:19,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1898
01:49:19,680 --> 01:49:21,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1899
01:49:21,680 --> 01:49:22,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1900
01:49:22,680 --> 01:49:23,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1901
01:49:23,680 --> 01:49:24,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1902
01:49:24,680 --> 01:49:25,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1903
01:49:25,680 --> 01:49:26,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1904
01:49:26,680 --> 01:49:27,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1905
01:49:27,680 --> 01:49:28,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1906
01:49:28,680 --> 01:49:29,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1907
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:30,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1908
01:49:30,680 --> 01:49:31,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1909
01:49:31,680 --> 01:49:32,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1910
01:49:32,680 --> 01:49:33,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1911
01:49:33,680 --> 01:49:34,680
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1912
01:49:34,680 --> 01:49:52,220
I don't know why you're asking me to do it

1913
01:49:52,220 --> 01:49:53,220
Sorry here

1914
01:49:53,220 --> 01:50:21,480
Yeah, I restarted

1915
01:50:21,480 --> 01:50:43,480
Turn it on again here

1916
01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:48,560
Absolute chaos here

1917
01:50:48,560 --> 01:50:51,540
At the mainframe station

1918
01:50:51,540 --> 01:50:55,420
Unbelievable comedy of errors

1919
01:50:55,420 --> 01:50:59,400
As this machine fails to get off the ground

1920
01:50:59,400 --> 01:51:01,180
Sickening

1921
01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:13,360
There she goes

1922
01:51:13,360 --> 01:51:15,720
No

1923
01:51:15,720 --> 01:51:20,920
Then it just goes to black

1924
01:51:20,920 --> 01:51:22,340
It just fades to black again

1925
01:51:22,340 --> 01:51:30,900
You shouldn't need to update the game

1926
01:51:30,900 --> 01:51:34,620
And it wasn't even connected to the internet to begin with

1927
01:51:34,620 --> 01:51:36,220
Let's keep on going back to the beginning

1928
01:51:36,220 --> 01:51:51,420
We're going to have to shift it up

1929
01:51:51,420 --> 01:51:53,620
It's the only way forward

1930
01:51:53,620 --> 01:51:58,040
Yep, it's hooked up

1931
01:51:58,040 --> 01:52:05,120
Try a hard reset on the Xbox

1932
01:52:05,120 --> 01:52:07,560
Hold the power button down for 30 seconds

1933
01:52:07,560 --> 01:52:11,720
Do that

1934
01:52:11,720 --> 01:52:13,340
One

1935
01:52:13,340 --> 01:52:13,380
One

1936
01:52:13,380 --> 01:52:14,220
Two

1937
01:52:14,220 --> 01:52:14,700
Three

1938
01:52:14,700 --> 01:52:16,480
Four

1939
01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:17,640
Five

1940
01:52:17,640 --> 01:52:18,700
Six

1941
01:52:18,700 --> 01:52:19,780
Seven

1942
01:52:19,780 --> 01:52:20,900
Eight

1943
01:52:20,900 --> 01:52:21,980
Nine

1944
01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:28,980
If it's a hard reset, that'll reset everything left. Log in and everything again.

1945
01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:55,980
*music*

1946
01:52:55,980 --> 01:53:10,980
It's disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

1947
01:53:10,980 --> 01:53:17,980
*music*

1948
01:53:17,980 --> 01:53:36,640
Let me turn it on, sorry about that. Sorry there, I had the cocktail. Lounge music on. Sorry about that, had the lounge music on for a while there.

1949
01:53:40,080 --> 01:53:48,900
There was an update an hour or two ago, according to Google, but the thing is, it was offline, it shouldn't have even needed an update, you know?

1950
01:53:48,900 --> 01:53:49,900
No?

1951
01:54:14,640 --> 01:54:18,500
The disc as well, Alastair Denny. Disc wasn't a digital.

1952
01:54:18,500 --> 01:54:27,500
I'm not reinstalling the game, fuck that. Sinking data now.

1953
01:54:31,500 --> 01:54:47,500
Yeah, this never really happened in NATO, I can tell you that. Everything we did was done, was ready. The day we went to do it, there was no getting to the job and then saying, "Look lads, I can't fucking go into this snake."

1954
01:54:47,500 --> 01:54:56,500
"Sneak pit of insurgents because I actually need an update, I need to download." And that's the difference between today's generation and my generation.

1955
01:54:56,500 --> 01:55:05,500
It's a temporary network problem now, look. Maybe a service outage. Use offline, we don't even want to be online.

1956
01:55:05,500 --> 01:55:10,500
And that's why we had the network cable unplugged.

1957
01:55:20,500 --> 01:55:20,500
No.

1958
01:55:23,500 --> 01:55:28,500
I don't know why it keeps on saying connecting to services. It doesn't... We don't even need to be online, sure.

1959
01:55:35,500 --> 01:55:40,500
Thank you very, very much there. Don't wave at anybody. Thank you very much for the tip there.

1960
01:55:43,500 --> 01:55:48,500
"What's the lounge music?" you say. It's generic lounge music. I don't even have a title for it. It just says...

1961
01:55:48,500 --> 01:55:55,500
"Cocktail bar" is the name of that tune. Pfft. Some bossa nova, fucking generic bossa nova stuff that doesn't get you...

1962
01:55:57,500 --> 01:56:02,500
copyrighted. Or a take... your video taken down after you fucking played it.

1963
01:56:03,500 --> 01:56:05,500
And you see this now, look. It's just hanging.

1964
01:56:09,500 --> 01:56:12,500
I think it's time for some Shafee. It's the only way forward.

1965
01:56:18,500 --> 01:56:19,500
It's scummy.

1966
01:56:24,500 --> 01:56:26,500
It's very scummy behaviour.

1967
01:56:30,500 --> 01:56:32,500
And now it's crashed again. Disgusting stuff.

1968
01:56:34,500 --> 01:56:35,500
Absolutely disgusting stuff.

1969
01:56:36,500 --> 01:56:37,500
We're turning that off.

1970
01:56:37,500 --> 01:56:38,500
And we're sickened.

1971
01:56:39,500 --> 01:56:40,500
Hole is sickened.

1972
01:56:40,500 --> 01:56:42,500
And it's not even a game that I was enjoying either.

1973
01:56:43,500 --> 01:56:45,500
I just felt I had a bloody duty to finish the fucking thing.

1974
01:56:46,500 --> 01:56:48,500
Sorry for the language there. Disgusted.

1975
01:56:49,500 --> 01:56:50,500
Absolutely sickened.

1976
01:56:51,500 --> 01:56:52,500
I'll put that down.

1977
01:56:53,500 --> 01:56:56,500
And will the hard... If I did a hard reset there on the...

1978
01:56:57,500 --> 01:56:58,500
Thank you very much, Hanleyman. I hope you're getting them well.

1979
01:56:59,500 --> 01:57:01,500
If I did a Hanley...

1980
01:57:01,500 --> 01:57:03,500
A Hanley reset on the machine.

1981
01:57:04,500 --> 01:57:07,500
I held the thing down for 30 seconds. The button.

1982
01:57:08,500 --> 01:57:09,500
Does...

1983
01:57:10,500 --> 01:57:11,500
Is there any point in doing that?

1984
01:57:12,500 --> 01:57:13,500
Or is it...

1985
01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:14,500
Needs updating, George.

1986
01:57:15,500 --> 01:57:18,500
The thing is, why would it need updating when it wasn't even online?

1987
01:57:19,500 --> 01:57:20,500
The machine wasn't online.

1988
01:57:21,500 --> 01:57:22,500
Or...

1989
01:57:22,500 --> 01:57:22,500
It couldn't have...

1990
01:57:22,500 --> 01:57:23,500
Known it needed updating.

1991
01:57:23,500 --> 01:57:24,500
You know?

1992
01:57:29,500 --> 01:57:30,500
I don't want to wipe the data on...

1993
01:57:30,500 --> 01:57:32,500
I don't want to wipe the data on the machine.

1994
01:57:32,500 --> 01:57:34,500
Data. Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

1995
01:57:37,500 --> 01:57:39,500
Large install of the game more that's on the disk.

1996
01:57:40,500 --> 01:57:41,500
Check save data, Steve.

1997
01:57:41,500 --> 01:57:44,500
I don't know why it'd be corrupted, Killian.

1998
01:57:45,500 --> 01:57:48,500
The thing is, I'm not going to go into this now.

1999
01:57:49,500 --> 01:57:53,500
I will take these answers you've given me on board and try them out later.

2000
01:57:53,500 --> 01:57:55,500
I'm not going to fucking go down that route.

2001
01:57:55,500 --> 01:57:59,500
Now, what we will do, and what I can say is this.

2002
01:58:00,500 --> 01:58:04,500
I think just to really bring me down, or bring me back to a good level,

2003
01:58:05,500 --> 01:58:08,500
that Stuart Shafé needs to be implemented at pace.

2004
01:58:11,500 --> 01:58:13,500
That's all I can actually say at the moment.

2005
01:58:14,500 --> 01:58:15,500
Bear with me one second, will I?

2006
01:58:16,500 --> 01:58:17,500
Put the right cables into the right slots.

2007
01:58:21,500 --> 01:58:22,500
This was not prepared.

2008
01:58:23,500 --> 01:58:26,500
I thought we were going down a full and frank...

2009
01:58:27,500 --> 01:58:28,500
Complete...

2010
01:58:28,500 --> 01:58:30,500
Fuck. Completion of the game.

2011
01:58:34,500 --> 01:58:36,500
I'm fucking wrecking the gaff now.

2012
01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:57,500
Put that cocktail music on again. Fuck.

2013
01:58:58,500 --> 01:58:59,500
Sorry about this.

2014
01:58:59,500 --> 01:59:29,480
We'll be right back.

2015
01:59:29,480 --> 01:59:59,460
We'll be right back.

2016
01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:29,440
We'll be right back.

2017
02:00:29,440 --> 02:00:59,420
We'll be right back.

2018
02:00:59,420 --> 02:01:29,400
We'll be right back.

2019
02:01:29,400 --> 02:01:59,380
We'll be right back.

2020
02:01:59,380 --> 02:02:29,360
We'll be right back.

2021
02:02:29,360 --> 02:02:59,340
We'll be right back.

2022
02:02:59,340 --> 02:03:29,320
We'll be right back.

2023
02:03:29,320 --> 02:03:37,620
I need a Comdex episode to really fucking get me back into the groove again.

2024
02:03:37,740 --> 02:03:38,320
Comdex.

2025
02:03:38,320 --> 02:03:48,320
Comdex special, 1994.

2026
02:03:48,320 --> 02:03:50,320
Comdex special, 1994.

2027
02:03:50,320 --> 02:04:00,320
Comdex special, I think we might have already fucking seen that.

2028
02:04:00,320 --> 02:04:10,320
Comdex special, thank God for the show.

2029
02:04:10,320 --> 02:04:22,320
Thank God for the show.

2030
02:04:22,320 --> 02:04:27,780
Oh, thank God for Stuart Shaffae because this has...

2031
02:04:27,780 --> 02:04:28,580
Anyway, do you know what?

2032
02:04:28,700 --> 02:04:30,160
Just don't let it ruin your day.

2033
02:04:30,800 --> 02:04:32,960
This is me just talking to myself now trying to...

2034
02:04:32,960 --> 02:04:34,120
Don't let it ruin your day.

2035
02:04:34,160 --> 02:04:35,880
If something goes tricks up, it's not my fault.

2036
02:04:35,880 --> 02:04:36,640
It's not...

2037
02:04:36,640 --> 02:04:39,620
There's no point in getting annoyed about it.

2038
02:04:39,720 --> 02:04:41,900
It's not going to fucking do you any better.

2039
02:04:42,560 --> 02:04:43,780
It's only going to wind you up even more.

2040
02:04:43,860 --> 02:04:48,260
You're going to be languishing in a fucking well of discontent.

2041
02:04:49,220 --> 02:04:50,740
So you might as well just go, do you know what?

2042
02:04:51,080 --> 02:04:51,600
Fuck it.

2043
02:04:51,900 --> 02:04:53,520
What did Stuart Shaffae?

2044
02:04:53,980 --> 02:04:56,940
Stuart is like Xanax at this stage.

2045
02:04:57,900 --> 02:05:00,540
And let's go back to 1994.

2046
02:05:01,960 --> 02:05:03,320
It's a long time ago now.

2047
02:05:03,320 --> 02:05:05,580
The World Cup USA 94.

2048
02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:07,680
This is a Condex episode.

2049
02:05:08,160 --> 02:05:08,760
Still lounging.

2050
02:05:08,860 --> 02:05:09,560
Sorry about that.

2051
02:05:12,200 --> 02:05:13,980
Still fucking lounging as well.

2052
02:05:16,840 --> 02:05:17,400
Now.

2053
02:05:19,020 --> 02:05:21,580
Anyway, if you could hear me over that lounge music,

2054
02:05:21,720 --> 02:05:28,260
I was basically just decrying the whole fucking scenario of the Xbox and the game and all that kind of crap.

2055
02:05:29,180 --> 02:05:33,560
And then saying, yeah, what's the point of getting annoyed about it?

2056
02:05:33,560 --> 02:05:37,160
It's not going to fucking do you any better worrying about it.

2057
02:05:37,480 --> 02:05:40,400
You're just languishing in a pit of ineptitude.

2058
02:05:42,080 --> 02:05:42,700
Hopefully they...

2059
02:05:42,700 --> 02:05:46,160
The sound isn't on.

2060
02:05:46,260 --> 02:05:47,480
I'll fucking hit the roof.

2061
02:05:54,420 --> 02:05:55,960
It is simply the biggest.

2062
02:05:56,420 --> 02:05:57,380
200,000...

2063
02:05:57,380 --> 02:05:58,740
Okay, now I can't hear Stu.

2064
02:06:02,740 --> 02:06:04,280
You can hear it, but I can't.

2065
02:06:04,280 --> 02:06:04,740
I don't think.

2066
02:06:04,740 --> 02:06:05,600
I'm going to look at that.

2067
02:06:05,600 --> 02:06:06,340
That's an audio prop.

2068
02:06:06,540 --> 02:06:07,380
Audio prop.

2069
02:06:09,880 --> 02:06:11,780
Sick of this.

2070
02:06:13,360 --> 02:06:15,080
Who's that guy looking in the background?

2071
02:06:15,480 --> 02:06:20,040
Can't wait to zoom in on his face 50 times with some ominous music over it.

2072
02:06:20,780 --> 02:06:21,800
Monitor that.

2073
02:06:22,000 --> 02:06:23,380
Yeah, let's monitor that output.

2074
02:06:24,280 --> 02:06:24,460
Yeah.

2075
02:06:28,060 --> 02:06:29,600
Oh, thank God I can hear it.

2076
02:06:30,740 --> 02:06:33,260
That's the sound of Stuart's voice.

2077
02:06:34,900 --> 02:06:36,060
Fucking love this guy.

2078
02:06:37,840 --> 02:06:38,920
I love this guy.

2079
02:06:41,140 --> 02:06:43,060
More than 2,000 exhibitors.

2080
02:06:43,460 --> 02:06:45,740
More than a million square feet of conventions.

2081
02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:47,100
Oh, he's so happy.

2082
02:06:47,800 --> 02:06:49,960
He's so happy and I am as well, Stu.

2083
02:06:50,900 --> 02:06:52,400
I fucking love you, man.

2084
02:06:53,500 --> 02:06:56,080
We've just had an absolute stinker, Stu.

2085
02:06:56,660 --> 02:06:58,500
It's just me and you now, baby.

2086
02:06:59,840 --> 02:07:01,460
All night long.

2087
02:07:01,620 --> 02:07:02,420
All night.

2088
02:07:03,180 --> 02:07:05,020
All night long.

2089
02:07:05,240 --> 02:07:05,860
All night.

2090
02:07:05,860 --> 02:07:35,840
All night long.

2091
02:07:35,840 --> 02:07:41,780
Blinky the cat.

2092
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:42,780
Thank you very much.

2093
02:07:44,740 --> 02:07:45,820
Oh, it was on.

2094
02:07:46,300 --> 02:07:47,260
I can't hear it, though.

2095
02:07:47,280 --> 02:07:48,020
Why can't I hear it?

2096
02:07:48,020 --> 02:07:48,720
You need to have it.

2097
02:07:48,920 --> 02:07:49,740
You need to have that.

2098
02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:55,640
Thank you very much.

2099
02:07:55,720 --> 02:07:56,760
Don't wave at anybody.

2100
02:07:57,080 --> 02:07:57,840
And lower question.

2101
02:07:58,720 --> 02:07:59,720
Blinky the cat.

2102
02:08:01,520 --> 02:08:03,180
Advanced audio property.

2103
02:08:03,180 --> 02:08:03,180
Advanced audio property.

2104
02:08:03,180 --> 02:08:03,180
Advanced audio property.

2105
02:08:19,180 --> 02:08:22,780
Going to have to go for it without me being able to hear it.

2106
02:08:23,120 --> 02:08:25,220
What could it be but Comdex?

2107
02:08:25,440 --> 02:08:26,520
The biggies are here.

2108
02:08:26,680 --> 02:08:27,400
Intel Microsoft.

2109
02:08:27,600 --> 02:08:27,680
Attention.

2110
02:08:28,020 --> 02:08:29,060
Look at that overcoat.

2111
02:08:29,320 --> 02:08:34,420
It's like deep throats overcoat from all the president's men.

2112
02:08:34,500 --> 02:08:35,120
It is simply the biggest.

2113
02:08:35,120 --> 02:08:35,720
The spy man.

2114
02:08:35,720 --> 02:08:36,020
It is simply the biggest.

2115
02:08:36,420 --> 02:08:36,840
200.

2116
02:08:37,120 --> 02:08:37,860
Poddy Bob.

2117
02:08:37,940 --> 02:08:38,600
Thank you very much.

2118
02:08:38,680 --> 02:08:39,640
The Las Vegas.

2119
02:08:40,180 --> 02:08:40,540
Hilton.

2120
02:08:40,740 --> 02:08:41,620
Starlight Express.

2121
02:08:41,880 --> 02:08:43,240
We've got someone there.

2122
02:08:44,060 --> 02:08:45,700
Who looks dodgy as well.

2123
02:08:58,900 --> 02:09:00,920
Thank you very much there for the tip, Poddy Bob.

2124
02:09:00,920 --> 02:09:28,440
There's a wire.

2125
02:09:28,440 --> 02:09:32,560
I have a wire coming down there and the wire from the microphone.

2126
02:09:32,840 --> 02:09:34,760
And I was just putting the wire away.

2127
02:09:35,100 --> 02:09:36,920
But I can see that looks like I'm actually putting.

2128
02:09:37,260 --> 02:09:38,020
Forget it.

2129
02:09:38,020 --> 02:09:38,700
Computer Chronicles.

2130
02:09:39,260 --> 02:09:39,780
Here in Chil...

2131
02:09:39,780 --> 02:09:40,260
Locations.

2132
02:09:40,800 --> 02:09:43,800
Today we'll take you on a guided tour of Comdex 94.

2133
02:09:44,280 --> 02:09:45,600
Here in Chile, Las Vegas.

2134
02:09:46,360 --> 02:09:46,800
Chile.

2135
02:09:47,020 --> 02:09:47,940
Chile, Las Vegas.

2136
02:09:48,940 --> 02:09:51,640
On the special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

2137
02:09:51,640 --> 02:10:00,980
Woo!

2138
02:10:05,100 --> 02:10:06,060
Sorry about that.

2139
02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:10,360
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hilton Hacken.

2140
02:10:10,760 --> 02:10:15,660
Working with industry leaders to ensure compatibility across the board and across the network.

2141
02:10:16,660 --> 02:10:18,400
Where is Tommy at eating this chili?

2142
02:10:18,500 --> 02:10:19,100
We don't know.

2143
02:10:19,300 --> 02:10:20,560
But let's keep watching this anyway.

2144
02:10:20,620 --> 02:10:21,180
Tommy, you there?

2145
02:10:22,240 --> 02:10:22,500
Yeah.

2146
02:10:22,840 --> 02:10:24,200
The chili is not ready yet.

2147
02:10:24,300 --> 02:10:25,160
But thanks for asking.

2148
02:10:25,680 --> 02:10:26,760
And best of luck.

2149
02:10:27,640 --> 02:10:30,640
And languishing in a pit of an episode whilst listening to Bossa Nova.

2150
02:10:30,760 --> 02:10:31,540
Thanks very much for the tip.

2151
02:10:31,600 --> 02:10:32,060
Lower question.

2152
02:10:32,060 --> 02:10:37,580
Francis, do you feel like you're the same person as you were in 2010, 2011, 2015 and 2018?

2153
02:10:39,380 --> 02:10:40,420
I don't know.

2154
02:10:40,560 --> 02:10:42,080
I know I am the same person.

2155
02:10:42,240 --> 02:10:44,360
But everything feels different now.

2156
02:10:44,860 --> 02:10:45,680
Sorry, I'm a bit low there.

2157
02:10:46,100 --> 02:10:46,440
I am.

2158
02:10:46,540 --> 02:10:48,840
I know I'm the same person because I look...

2159
02:10:50,000 --> 02:10:51,380
Although I do look a bit different.

2160
02:10:51,580 --> 02:10:55,100
I do still keep elements of the person I was.

2161
02:10:55,120 --> 02:10:56,000
And I can see in photographs.

2162
02:10:56,220 --> 02:10:57,580
And I know that is me from then.

2163
02:10:58,260 --> 02:11:00,860
And I do have similar feelings.

2164
02:11:00,940 --> 02:11:02,400
And I have the memories of those times.

2165
02:11:03,080 --> 02:11:04,780
But I do feel different now.

2166
02:11:04,860 --> 02:11:06,200
But we are all constantly different.

2167
02:11:06,300 --> 02:11:06,880
That's a fact.

2168
02:11:07,020 --> 02:11:09,240
The atoms are all changing within you the whole time.

2169
02:11:09,860 --> 02:11:12,980
So, I mean, what is hard is keeping a fucking...

2170
02:11:12,980 --> 02:11:15,840
If you're keeping your identity of a few years ago, that can be hard.

2171
02:11:15,840 --> 02:11:18,000
Because then things have changed and moved on.

2172
02:11:18,700 --> 02:11:23,360
And then you might end up in a crisis mode where you're like, what's going on?

2173
02:11:23,800 --> 02:11:25,060
I'm not the same person.

2174
02:11:25,120 --> 02:11:26,040
But I am the same.

2175
02:11:26,100 --> 02:11:27,000
And I want to be the same.

2176
02:11:27,120 --> 02:11:27,960
But I am not.

2177
02:11:28,140 --> 02:11:29,300
It's a fucking...

2178
02:11:29,300 --> 02:11:30,060
It's weird.

2179
02:11:30,600 --> 02:11:33,340
But I can't answer that question properly.

2180
02:11:33,520 --> 02:11:35,520
Because it's still a work in progress.

2181
02:11:35,720 --> 02:11:36,340
But thanks for the tip.

2182
02:11:36,340 --> 02:11:37,340
Yes.

2183
02:11:37,340 --> 02:11:39,980
You're looking at partnership in a whole new light.

2184
02:11:41,980 --> 02:11:45,080
Additional funding is provided by LaserJet printers from Hewlett-Packard.

2185
02:11:45,460 --> 02:11:49,480
Everything from a new color solution to models designed specifically for small businesses.

2186
02:11:50,020 --> 02:11:51,100
HP LaserJet printers.

2187
02:11:51,540 --> 02:11:52,440
You do your job.

2188
02:11:52,720 --> 02:11:53,420
We'll do ours.

2189
02:11:53,940 --> 02:11:54,320
Yes.

2190
02:11:54,320 --> 02:11:55,580
And the Software Publishers Association.

2191
02:11:55,580 --> 02:11:56,660
Fucking love HP.

2192
02:11:57,120 --> 02:11:57,660
A lot of love for them.

2193
02:11:57,660 --> 02:11:59,360
A lot of love for Spa as well.

2194
02:11:59,440 --> 02:12:00,300
And I love this.

2195
02:12:00,820 --> 02:12:04,520
It's a right rip-rollicking setup from the Stew Baby.

2196
02:12:05,160 --> 02:12:05,960
The Stew Man.

2197
02:12:06,320 --> 02:12:07,080
The Stew Pot.

2198
02:12:07,480 --> 02:12:08,120
Stew Pendous.

2199
02:12:08,800 --> 02:12:09,860
It's a lovely situation.

2200
02:12:10,100 --> 02:12:11,800
The Software Publishers Association.

2201
02:12:12,240 --> 02:12:14,380
It was a hard cut from Spa into Stew there.

2202
02:12:14,560 --> 02:12:15,680
Actually, let's have a look at that.

2203
02:12:16,380 --> 02:12:18,160
Just bring it along there.

2204
02:12:22,500 --> 02:12:24,380
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

2205
02:12:24,520 --> 02:12:25,560
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

2206
02:12:25,560 --> 02:12:29,780
And with me, the most quoted analyst in the computer industry, Tim Baharan.

2207
02:12:30,400 --> 02:12:31,780
He always has it, man.

2208
02:12:31,780 --> 02:12:33,920
On the floor of Comdex 94 in Las Vegas.

2209
02:12:34,080 --> 02:12:36,780
Tim, 200,000 people here at this Comdex.

2210
02:12:37,000 --> 02:12:38,780
And everybody's talking about Windows 95.

2211
02:12:39,300 --> 02:12:40,840
Yeah, this is the real theme of the show.

2212
02:12:40,960 --> 02:12:43,560
People are coming to figure out what Win95 is all about.

2213
02:12:43,920 --> 02:12:45,620
They want to see what all the applications are.

2214
02:12:45,880 --> 02:12:48,640
And they want to get a better understanding of what they should do with it when Microsoft

2215
02:12:48,640 --> 02:12:50,400
finally ships this sometime next year.

2216
02:12:50,940 --> 02:12:52,200
Tim, what about PowerPC?

2217
02:12:52,420 --> 02:12:53,560
A lot of talk here about it.

2218
02:12:53,560 --> 02:12:55,060
How important is PowerPC?

2219
02:12:55,700 --> 02:12:59,920
If the proof is in the pudding, the power is in the applications.

2220
02:12:59,980 --> 02:13:03,040
One of my all-time favorites, Stu Quotes.

2221
02:13:03,160 --> 02:13:03,860
But he's not using it.

2222
02:13:03,980 --> 02:13:05,940
But I love when he's talking about power.

2223
02:13:06,080 --> 02:13:09,880
Well, it's a major focus because PowerPC has a big tent out front.

2224
02:13:09,980 --> 02:13:13,140
You can go in and see all kinds of machines running PowerPC applications.

2225
02:13:13,640 --> 02:13:15,680
And they want to try to make a very strong statement.

2226
02:13:15,940 --> 02:13:18,620
But this is still really a Windows and Intel world.

2227
02:13:18,900 --> 02:13:21,240
And that's where the real big focus is on this year.

2228
02:13:21,620 --> 02:13:23,440
Well, is Intel really under attack?

2229
02:13:23,540 --> 02:13:27,700
We've got Cyrix, AMD, NextGen, PowerPC all going after Intel.

2230
02:13:28,000 --> 02:13:28,260
Yeah.

2231
02:13:28,500 --> 02:13:33,920
And especially the new Pentium clones that will come out from Cyrix and NextGen and all of

2232
02:13:33,920 --> 02:13:37,140
the AMD guys that are really ganging up against Intel.

2233
02:13:37,480 --> 02:13:41,140
And it'll be real interesting to see because that should cause the prices to go down, which

2234
02:13:41,140 --> 02:13:44,800
means that Intel will have to respond with lower Pentium prices, which means that next year

2235
02:13:44,800 --> 02:13:46,780
will be a very good year for Pentium in general.

2236
02:13:47,280 --> 02:13:49,000
Lots of innovation here, Tim, in the area of...

2237
02:13:49,000 --> 02:13:55,320
I wonder if he's got like one of those razor blades that Cole Caddix have where they've got

2238
02:13:55,320 --> 02:13:58,980
like a golden razor blade on the neck for chopping up chunk.

2239
02:13:59,980 --> 02:14:00,520
You don't know.

2240
02:14:00,600 --> 02:14:03,740
Which means that next year will be a very good year for Pentium in general.

2241
02:14:04,260 --> 02:14:08,440
Lots of innovation here, Tim, in the area of mobile computing and wireless in particular, right?

2242
02:14:08,660 --> 02:14:08,880
Yeah.

2243
02:14:08,960 --> 02:14:11,220
There's a big theme here for portability and mobility.

2244
02:14:11,720 --> 02:14:14,040
DEC has a new product out with this interesting little wedge.

2245
02:14:14,900 --> 02:14:16,920
Toshiba's won big rewards here for the portage.

2246
02:14:17,140 --> 02:14:17,440
VAT32.

2247
02:14:17,640 --> 02:14:18,640
The other thing is wireless.

2248
02:14:18,780 --> 02:14:21,180
This is the first year that wireless technology is really solid.

2249
02:14:21,180 --> 02:14:27,620
We've got CDPD modems in a type 2 format from PCMCIA cards to the Ericsson MobiDem in a type 2 format.

2250
02:14:27,820 --> 02:14:30,460
And wireless is now more of a real promise than before.

2251
02:14:31,600 --> 02:14:32,080
Okay.

2252
02:14:32,160 --> 02:14:34,140
Let's go down to the floor and see what's new.

2253
02:14:34,140 --> 02:14:53,580
Comdex 94 here in Las Vegas.

2254
02:14:55,580 --> 02:14:58,360
They've been coming here since 1979.

2255
02:14:58,780 --> 02:15:00,780
Comdex 94 here in Las Vegas.

2256
02:15:00,780 --> 02:15:07,500
They've been coming here for the latest hardware and software products to woo the computer consumer.

2257
02:15:07,500 --> 02:15:11,820
Comdex is the one place where you can find virtually everything from everyone.

2258
02:15:11,820 --> 02:15:18,140
The big companies and startups, the Silicon Valley folks, and the high-tech innovators from countries around the world.

2259
02:15:18,140 --> 02:15:20,140
But it's not all business.

2260
02:15:20,540 --> 02:15:24,860
Word Perfect and Novell brought in singer Tony Bennett to serenade its favorite customers.

2261
02:15:26,000 --> 02:15:29,600
I like that processor you got, baby.

2262
02:15:31,000 --> 02:15:32,640
Intel Pentium 3.

2263
02:15:33,900 --> 02:15:35,780
Oh, yeah, you got plenty of RAM.

2264
02:15:36,460 --> 02:15:38,100
Up your ass.

2265
02:15:38,100 --> 02:15:41,760
I looked at you and suddenly.

2266
02:15:43,240 --> 02:15:56,440
U.S. Robotics hosted a Monday night football party.

2267
02:15:56,820 --> 02:15:58,000
Touch on, yes.

2268
02:15:58,000 --> 02:15:58,000
Hey.

2269
02:15:58,000 --> 02:15:58,040
Hey.

2270
02:16:00,100 --> 02:16:03,340
Even he can't believe his look.

2271
02:16:03,340 --> 02:16:04,480
Touch on, yes.

2272
02:16:05,100 --> 02:16:07,920
And Prodigy hosted the head of the National Center.

2273
02:16:08,800 --> 02:16:10,000
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

2274
02:16:10,000 --> 02:16:12,900
U.S. Robotics hosted a Monday night football party.

2275
02:16:15,780 --> 02:16:19,880
Tonight at nine on dispatches, the man who couldn't believe his look.

2276
02:16:19,880 --> 02:16:44,980
And Prodigy hosted the head of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children as part of its campaign to track down missing kids, both online.

2277
02:16:45,260 --> 02:16:46,460
With that car.

2278
02:16:46,460 --> 02:16:49,800
And exploited children as part of its campaign to track down missing kids.

2279
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:56,360
Stewart's going to get inside the Packard Bell NASCAR and track down fucking exploited kids and that.

2280
02:16:56,820 --> 02:17:00,180
That would be a spin-off show, the Computer Chronicles.

2281
02:17:00,600 --> 02:17:01,680
I'd love to see.

2282
02:17:01,780 --> 02:17:05,120
Missing kids, both online and on the sides of NASCAR.

2283
02:17:05,920 --> 02:17:06,520
Handheld.

2284
02:17:07,060 --> 02:17:10,240
Handheld National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.

2285
02:17:10,240 --> 02:17:19,200
We took a handheld NASCAR and drove it around Las Vegas looking for missing and exploited children.

2286
02:17:19,200 --> 02:17:19,820
Race cars.

2287
02:17:20,640 --> 02:17:21,860
Race cars.

2288
02:17:22,160 --> 02:17:26,980
...on missing kids, both online and on the sides of NASCAR race cars.

2289
02:17:27,760 --> 02:17:30,660
Cumdex attracts the megastars of the computer industry.

2290
02:17:31,120 --> 02:17:36,340
Andy Grove, CEO of Intel, was one of the keynoters, as was Microsoft founder Bill Gates,

2291
02:17:36,640 --> 02:17:39,000
who essentially said, you ain't seen nothing yet.

2292
02:17:40,000 --> 02:17:42,560
Baby, Bill Gates hasn't seen nothing yet.

2293
02:17:42,560 --> 02:17:50,560
There's no slowing as we look at the next decade in terms of the processor speed or memory size or storage capabilities of the...

2294
02:17:50,560 --> 02:18:05,640
...the man who couldn't stop the speed of processing capabilities.

2295
02:18:06,700 --> 02:18:12,600
The billionaire who moved from software into vaccines.

2296
02:18:14,140 --> 02:18:14,920
Bill Gates.

2297
02:18:16,020 --> 02:18:19,600
Why, who, what, where and when.

2298
02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:34,700
How about these systems?

2299
02:18:35,280 --> 02:18:39,300
And so it's really up to us to think, how do we want to take advantage of that?

2300
02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:44,600
How do you decide what's hot and what's not when there are more than 2,000 computer products to look at?

2301
02:18:44,900 --> 02:18:51,780
You get some help from Byte Magazine, which presents the best of Cumdex Awards to help everyone else figure out what's really new here.

2302
02:18:52,400 --> 02:18:59,880
The Byte Awards highlighted the importance of the growing online mania, with several communications products getting the nod, like Internetworks.

2303
02:19:00,240 --> 02:19:00,700
A new...

2304
02:19:00,700 --> 02:19:02,000
Internetworks.

2305
02:19:02,000 --> 02:19:08,500
User-Friendly Front End for the Internet from BookLink Technologies, which won the award for Best New Product from a new company.

2306
02:19:08,500 --> 02:19:16,400
Byte's award for overall Best New Product at Cumdex 94 went to the new ThinkPad 755C notebook computer from IBM.

2307
02:19:17,060 --> 02:19:20,820
It's a multimedia desktop screamer that fits in your briefcase.

2308
02:19:21,440 --> 02:19:21,840
Screamer?

2309
02:19:22,220 --> 02:19:26,080
The most talked about computer product at Cumdex isn't even out yet.

2310
02:19:26,400 --> 02:19:29,060
In fact, no one can tell you when you'll be able to buy it.

2311
02:19:29,760 --> 02:19:30,420
What's he saying?

2312
02:19:30,680 --> 02:19:31,960
We'll take a guess here.

2313
02:19:32,260 --> 02:19:32,620
What's he...

2314
02:19:33,160 --> 02:19:37,700
What do you reckon the best thing isn't even out yet and you won't even be able to buy it?

2315
02:19:38,700 --> 02:19:39,340
1994.

2316
02:19:40,540 --> 02:19:42,640
Is it Windows 95?

2317
02:19:45,040 --> 02:19:45,640
Is it...

2318
02:19:47,240 --> 02:19:50,380
Is it something to do with it?

2319
02:19:50,480 --> 02:19:52,460
Drew Monteef says Windows 95.

2320
02:19:54,720 --> 02:19:58,420
Palm Pilot says drugs in the driver's seat.

2321
02:19:58,600 --> 02:20:02,440
BlackBerry, Apple Mac, Robot Dog, Encarta 97.

2322
02:20:02,680 --> 02:20:04,300
Nah, you're way off.

2323
02:20:04,340 --> 02:20:05,300
I know you're joking, though.

2324
02:20:07,360 --> 02:20:08,200
Palm Pilot.

2325
02:20:08,340 --> 02:20:09,760
We've got two Palm Pilots.

2326
02:20:09,940 --> 02:20:12,220
We've got a couple of Windows 95s in there.

2327
02:20:12,680 --> 02:20:13,960
I'd say Windows 95.

2328
02:20:14,280 --> 02:20:14,720
Let's have a look.

2329
02:20:15,020 --> 02:20:21,660
Yet virtually everyone here concedes that when it does come out, it will probably be the biggest selling software package in history.

2330
02:20:22,080 --> 02:20:26,200
The headliner here at Cumdex 94 is Windows 95.

2331
02:20:27,020 --> 02:20:29,600
But Windows 95 actually will be the most important operator.

2332
02:20:30,060 --> 02:20:31,060
I said it.

2333
02:20:31,120 --> 02:20:32,720
Kevin Beijing said it.

2334
02:20:35,240 --> 02:20:36,720
And Drew Monteef.

2335
02:20:37,980 --> 02:20:47,820
The fucking trifecta of Monteith, Higgins, and Beijing.

2336
02:20:47,820 --> 02:20:56,000
That was the official fucking new scenario.

2337
02:20:56,000 --> 02:21:00,340
Mission app has their predominant operating environment.

2338
02:21:00,340 --> 02:21:04,600
And this is the first operating system that Microsoft has that doesn't have DOS built into it.

2339
02:21:04,600 --> 02:21:08,840
Even though it has DOS compatibility, it's a clean, brand new operating system.

2340
02:21:08,840 --> 02:21:11,980
Microsoft has become the king of Commdex.

2341
02:21:11,980 --> 02:21:13,920
Build a booth and they will come.

2342
02:21:13,920 --> 02:21:14,520
Build a booth.

2343
02:21:14,520 --> 02:21:19,520
Crowds mobbed the various Microsoft exhibits and anything that had a sign saying Windows 95.

2344
02:21:20,260 --> 02:21:25,580
In fact, more than 200 software developers were boasting support for the new version of Windows.

2345
02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:34,260
For example, WordPerfect has a new version of its word processor designed specifically to take advantage of Win95's 32-bit multi-threading.

2346
02:21:34,840 --> 02:21:39,220
Softkey is launching a new version of Windows 95.

2347
02:21:39,220 --> 02:21:44,180
Version 3.0 includes a clipart organizer and 32-bit OLE support.

2348
02:21:44,680 --> 02:21:45,180
OLE OLE!

2349
02:21:45,180 --> 02:21:48,860
One of the hottest new Windows applications is sitting inside Windows itself.

2350
02:21:48,860 --> 02:21:55,520
The new Microsoft online service, codenamed Marvel and now officially called the new Microsoft network.

2351
02:21:55,520 --> 02:22:00,780
Bill Gates used his Commdex platform to tout the new Microsoft online service.

2352
02:22:00,780 --> 02:22:11,280
The rich software that we've written to support this network, we feel that it's through that initial software and the constant improvements we'll be able to make to that,

2353
02:22:11,700 --> 02:22:23,920
that we ought to be able to bring something very unique here and really grow the market to make this a market that virtually everybody who has a PC finds it attractive at least to do something.

2354
02:22:23,920 --> 02:22:30,340
Whether it's to learn more about their applications, send mail to their relatives, go up and see the news.

2355
02:22:31,280 --> 02:22:34,600
These should be things that are very, very compelling.

2356
02:22:35,140 --> 02:22:38,640
The other online providers are a little nervous about the Microsoft network,

2357
02:22:38,940 --> 02:22:42,940
since Microsoft is bundling network access into Win95.

2358
02:22:42,940 --> 02:22:48,500
PC Week editor-in-chief Dan Farber says that could be a significant competitive advantage.

2359
02:22:48,500 --> 02:22:58,960
Microsoft ships a network with every computer. Does that give it a competitive advantage over other companies who also ship online services?

2360
02:22:58,960 --> 02:23:01,000
And time will tell with that one.

2361
02:23:01,000 --> 02:23:06,000
One of the major benefits of the new Windows platform is its ability to support multimedia.

2362
02:23:06,000 --> 02:23:10,560
And many software vendors were launching new products to take advantage of that.

2363
02:23:10,560 --> 02:23:19,000
MediaSuite Pro is a new digital video editor for Windows from Avid. It lets you create professional quality videos on a desktop PC.

2364
02:23:19,000 --> 02:23:26,000
Avid's new digital editor lets you easily cut and paste video clips with virtually instant access to all your video material.

2365
02:23:26,000 --> 02:23:31,000
MediaSuite will be available in early 1995 for about $10,000.

2366
02:23:31,000 --> 02:23:33,000
Another...

2367
02:23:33,000 --> 02:23:35,000
Jesus Christ!

2368
02:23:35,000 --> 02:23:37,000
You could just download it for free now.

2369
02:23:37,000 --> 02:23:41,000
Well, obviously it's not... that's illegal, but all I'm saying is, Jesus.

2370
02:23:41,000 --> 02:23:45,000
But actually there's no change there. I mean, you should actually buy the software.

2371
02:23:45,000 --> 02:23:48,000
And I've never downloaded Avid Media Composer for free ever.

2372
02:23:48,000 --> 02:23:51,000
Thank you very much, Kira Kavanagh, for the tip there.

2373
02:23:51,000 --> 02:23:54,000
Francis, could you say happy birthday to my friend, Kira? She loves your streams.

2374
02:23:54,000 --> 02:23:58,000
How are you, Kira? Hope you're doing well and enjoying the computer cronies.

2375
02:23:58,000 --> 02:24:01,000
A new benefit in Windows 95 is its plug-and-play capability.

2376
02:24:01,000 --> 02:24:08,000
PCWeek's Dan Farber says plug-and-play may finally bring Macintosh simplicity to the Windows platform.

2377
02:24:08,000 --> 02:24:10,000
I'm a Windows kind of guy.

2378
02:24:10,000 --> 02:24:14,000
Which is a new initiative that's coming from Intel and Microsoft and other companies,

2379
02:24:14,000 --> 02:24:20,000
will allow you to plug in peripherals more easily and allow software to detect what's going on in the system much easier.

2380
02:24:20,000 --> 02:24:21,000
That's a huge benefit.

2381
02:24:21,000 --> 02:24:24,000
That's something that's been enjoyed on the Apple platform for several years now.

2382
02:24:24,000 --> 02:24:28,000
But if you're still not sure you need the new version of Windows, look at this.

2383
02:24:28,000 --> 02:24:31,000
A new watch from Timex called the Data Link.

2384
02:24:31,000 --> 02:24:37,000
Just point it at your Windows 95 screen and it can download data from your PC with a sensor

2385
02:24:37,000 --> 02:24:41,000
that sees the quick changes in light pulses coming off your computer display.

2386
02:24:41,000 --> 02:24:42,000
What?

2387
02:24:42,000 --> 02:24:46,000
Wireless communications for about $130.

2388
02:24:46,000 --> 02:24:48,000
You serious?

2389
02:24:48,000 --> 02:24:51,000
Data, iMac Data Link.

2390
02:24:51,000 --> 02:24:54,000
What is fucking serious stuff, is it?

2391
02:25:04,000 --> 02:25:06,000
Sorry about that.

2392
02:25:06,000 --> 02:25:25,000
The revolutionary new Timex Data Link watch uses light beams to transfer dates and data from your computer to your wrist with just a touch of your pole.

2393
02:25:25,000 --> 02:25:30,000
Pretty smart, eh?

2394
02:25:30,000 --> 02:25:31,000
The Timex Data Link watch.

2395
02:25:31,000 --> 02:25:33,000
The Timex Data Link watch.

2396
02:25:33,000 --> 02:25:36,000
It didn't really show you.

2397
02:25:36,000 --> 02:25:37,000
That looked like a...

2398
02:25:37,000 --> 02:25:39,000
Oh, here we go.

2399
02:25:39,000 --> 02:25:40,000
1994 and someone who's played it.

2400
02:25:40,000 --> 02:25:41,000
Another YouTuber.

2401
02:25:41,000 --> 02:25:42,000
I would...

2402
02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:43,000
I would like to watch the other YouTubers video on the Data Link.

2403
02:25:43,000 --> 02:25:44,000
But...

2404
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:44,000
It isn't Computer Chronicles.

2405
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:44,000
But...

2406
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:44,000
Comdex wasn't just a Microsoft show.

2407
02:25:44,000 --> 02:25:58,000
The general consensus here was that IBM was starting to make progress with its new version of OS2 called Warp.

2408
02:25:58,000 --> 02:26:15,000
Warp claims to do everything that the new Windows can do and it's available now.

2409
02:26:15,000 --> 02:26:16,000
Everything...

2410
02:26:16,000 --> 02:26:17,000
Go back to the hat.

2411
02:26:17,000 --> 02:26:18,000
Was there a hat?

2412
02:26:18,000 --> 02:26:21,000
Go back one minute.

2413
02:26:21,000 --> 02:26:22,000
Where's the hat?

2414
02:26:22,000 --> 02:26:26,000
Is it in the background of your man?

2415
02:26:26,000 --> 02:26:27,000
That's a cool John has.

2416
02:26:27,000 --> 02:26:28,000
In the video editor scene.

2417
02:26:28,000 --> 02:26:29,000
In the avid media composer.

2418
02:26:29,000 --> 02:26:30,000
Avid media composer.

2419
02:26:30,000 --> 02:26:31,000
He did...

2420
02:26:31,000 --> 02:26:32,000
I saw that.

2421
02:26:32,000 --> 02:26:33,000
I didn't even fucking click.

2422
02:26:33,000 --> 02:26:34,000
It's in the background of your man.

2423
02:26:34,000 --> 02:26:35,000
In the background of your man.

2424
02:26:35,000 --> 02:26:36,000
In the background of your man.

2425
02:26:36,000 --> 02:26:37,000
In the background of your man.

2426
02:26:37,000 --> 02:26:38,000
That's coming from Intel and Microsoft and other companies.

2427
02:26:38,000 --> 02:26:40,000
That's coming from Intel and Microsoft and other companies.

2428
02:26:40,000 --> 02:26:41,000
Go back to the hat.

2429
02:26:41,000 --> 02:26:42,000
Go back to the hat.

2430
02:26:42,000 --> 02:26:43,000
In the video editor scene.

2431
02:26:43,000 --> 02:26:45,000
In the avid media composer.

2432
02:26:47,000 --> 02:26:49,000
Avid media composer.

2433
02:26:53,000 --> 02:26:54,000
He did...

2434
02:26:54,000 --> 02:26:55,000
I saw that.

2435
02:26:55,000 --> 02:26:57,000
It didn't even fucking click.

2436
02:26:58,000 --> 02:26:59,000
Tom, are you there, Tom?

2437
02:27:00,000 --> 02:27:02,000
What's he doing with my hat?

2438
02:27:03,000 --> 02:27:04,000
Is that...

2439
02:27:04,000 --> 02:27:05,000
Is that anyone you know?

2440
02:27:05,000 --> 02:27:07,000
I think that's Declan.

2441
02:27:07,000 --> 02:27:08,000
Oh, it's not actually.

2442
02:27:08,000 --> 02:27:09,000
It's my ne...

2443
02:27:09,000 --> 02:27:10,000
It is one of my nephews.

2444
02:27:10,000 --> 02:27:12,000
It's actually my brother.

2445
02:27:14,000 --> 02:27:16,000
No, it's my cousin actually.

2446
02:27:16,000 --> 02:27:18,000
Make your mind up, man.

2447
02:27:21,000 --> 02:27:22,000
Yeah, it's my cousin.

2448
02:27:23,000 --> 02:27:24,000
That's Jimmy.

2449
02:27:27,000 --> 02:27:28,000
Fucking madness.

2450
02:27:29,000 --> 02:27:30,000
Yeah.

2451
02:27:30,000 --> 02:27:32,000
He was doing a bit of damage over there in Vegas.

2452
02:27:33,000 --> 02:27:34,000
Back in '94.

2453
02:27:35,000 --> 02:27:36,000
Crazy bit of business.

2454
02:27:36,000 --> 02:27:42,160
Paste video clips with virtually instant access to all your video material.

2455
02:27:42,720 --> 02:27:46,880
MediaSuite will be available in early 1995 for about $10,000.

2456
02:27:47,920 --> 02:27:51,000
Another new benefit in Windows 9 is $10,000.

2457
02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:52,320
Your link.

2458
02:27:52,440 --> 02:27:54,300
Look at this, so it looks dodgy enough.

2459
02:27:54,480 --> 02:27:59,480
You use it, you point it at your telly and then it zaps lines out the screen and then it fucking reads them.

2460
02:28:00,120 --> 02:28:01,280
How handy is that?

2461
02:28:01,280 --> 02:28:07,440
Your Windows 95 screen and it can download data from your PC with a sensor that sees the...

2462
02:28:07,440 --> 02:28:08,600
What can it download?

2463
02:28:09,560 --> 02:28:12,320
Like, what will you download onto the watch?

2464
02:28:12,400 --> 02:28:13,200
What's that going to do?

2465
02:28:13,260 --> 02:28:16,400
Changes in light pulses coming off your computer display.

2466
02:28:16,920 --> 02:28:19,360
Wireless communications for about $130.

2467
02:28:20,300 --> 02:28:23,180
But Comdex wasn't just a Microsoft show.

2468
02:28:23,180 --> 02:28:29,560
The general consensus here was that IBM was starting to make progress with its new version of OS2 called Warp.

2469
02:28:29,980 --> 02:28:34,500
Warp claims to do everything that the new Windows can do and it's available now.

2470
02:28:35,140 --> 02:28:38,380
Everything that Win95 hopes to be you can have today.

2471
02:28:38,840 --> 02:28:41,080
Everything NT wanted to be wasn't.

2472
02:28:41,360 --> 02:28:44,200
Everything Win95 hopes to be shipping in Warp right now.

2473
02:28:44,580 --> 02:28:46,520
Plus, it's a third generation revision.

2474
02:28:46,720 --> 02:28:47,300
It's stable.

2475
02:28:47,640 --> 02:28:48,460
It's refined.

2476
02:28:48,620 --> 02:28:49,100
It's robust.

2477
02:28:49,340 --> 02:28:49,760
It's tuned.

2478
02:28:49,860 --> 02:28:51,340
And it's got thousands of applications.

2479
02:28:52,040 --> 02:28:57,600
OS2 Warp has all the features of the earlier OS2 version, but it can run in just four megabytes of RAM.

2480
02:28:58,100 --> 02:29:03,800
IBM is hoping the new upgrade of OS2 will find a warm reception in the home and Soho market.

2481
02:29:04,460 --> 02:29:07,520
The predominant success of OS2 has been in large enterprises.

2482
02:29:08,020 --> 02:29:11,660
They've written what they consider the killer apps, which are the way they automate their business.

2483
02:29:12,060 --> 02:29:16,260
And the users and enterprises use OS2 today to run the business.

2484
02:29:16,740 --> 02:29:24,300
Now, what we're doing is taking that same set of capabilities and moving them now to an end user size and performance so you can have those benefits in your home.

2485
02:29:24,560 --> 02:29:25,380
You can get on the Internet.

2486
02:29:25,760 --> 02:29:26,600
You can do multimedia.

2487
02:29:27,020 --> 02:29:31,540
All those capabilities now in a size and a package that runs on your desktop and on your laptop.

2488
02:29:31,720 --> 02:29:41,620
But despite IBM's progress with Warp, most analysts and even some IBM insiders concede that Windows will continue to be the dominant operating environment.

2489
02:29:42,420 --> 02:29:43,500
Warp is just now shipping.

2490
02:29:44,320 --> 02:29:45,840
IBM is very committed to it.

2491
02:29:45,900 --> 02:29:48,180
They believe that's the right desktop operating system.

2492
02:29:48,300 --> 02:29:50,420
They believe it's got the best multitasking capabilities.

2493
02:29:51,020 --> 02:29:57,340
I don't like this episode that much because there's no I like the stuff in the studio better.

2494
02:29:58,260 --> 02:30:01,100
But if they've got any cool gadgets, there's the I like these stupid.

2495
02:30:01,280 --> 02:30:03,100
So these are some pretty iconic stupid.

2496
02:30:03,780 --> 02:30:04,680
Thank you very much.

2497
02:30:04,760 --> 02:30:07,080
Deep lore question is man in the shed still canon.

2498
02:30:07,840 --> 02:30:09,380
I don't know what is canon.

2499
02:30:09,540 --> 02:30:12,740
What isn't canon anymore, but there wasn't a canon used in us.

2500
02:30:12,880 --> 02:30:14,880
I don't think there was a canon featured in us.

2501
02:30:16,260 --> 02:30:17,620
But I got to tell you something.

2502
02:30:19,200 --> 02:30:20,220
Watch this space.

2503
02:30:20,220 --> 02:30:22,060
We don't know what's going to happen next.

2504
02:30:22,140 --> 02:30:23,980
We could have a canon on the stream next time.

2505
02:30:25,400 --> 02:30:31,100
Intel is giving away software to entice people to come in and hear their Pentium story.

2506
02:30:32,060 --> 02:30:33,220
Pentium story!

2507
02:30:33,900 --> 02:30:38,700
Giving away software to entice people to come in and hear their Pentium story.

2508
02:30:39,120 --> 02:30:40,540
The giant chip maker...

2509
02:30:40,540 --> 02:30:43,360
Hi, my name is Bob and this is my Pentium story.

2510
02:30:44,000 --> 02:30:47,020
In 1983, I moved to Las Vegas.

2511
02:30:47,500 --> 02:30:50,820
Now, 11 years later, I have a Pentium machine.

2512
02:30:51,520 --> 02:30:52,580
That's my story.

2513
02:30:53,860 --> 02:30:54,980
Well done, Bob.

2514
02:30:56,320 --> 02:30:57,340
Bob, everybody.

2515
02:30:58,280 --> 02:30:59,700
Give it up to Bob.

2516
02:30:59,940 --> 02:31:02,300
Here is under pressure as never before.

2517
02:31:02,560 --> 02:31:04,520
As the PowerPC Alliance...

2518
02:31:04,520 --> 02:31:05,700
Look at the situation.

2519
02:31:05,700 --> 02:31:06,540
Peter Kay!

2520
02:31:06,540 --> 02:31:07,860
Fucking Phoenix Knights!

2521
02:31:08,480 --> 02:31:09,700
The guy...

2522
02:31:09,700 --> 02:31:11,480
Keith...

2523
02:31:11,480 --> 02:31:12,600
Is it Keith Laird?

2524
02:31:12,660 --> 02:31:13,260
The dog...

2525
02:31:13,260 --> 02:31:14,540
The fire...

2526
02:31:14,540 --> 02:31:15,680
Fucking...

2527
02:31:15,680 --> 02:31:17,340
The fire safety guy!

2528
02:31:25,340 --> 02:31:26,800
Calling bread!

2529
02:31:26,800 --> 02:31:27,320
Peter...

2530
02:31:27,320 --> 02:31:30,980
Peter...

2531
02:31:30,980 --> 02:31:31,980
Good news, everyone.

2532
02:31:32,880 --> 02:31:34,600
Peter Kay is making a comeback.

2533
02:31:34,840 --> 02:31:35,580
And he's got residency...

2534
02:31:36,660 --> 02:31:37,740
In the point.

2535
02:31:37,960 --> 02:31:39,220
In the O2 arena.

2536
02:31:39,460 --> 02:31:40,960
In the fucking free arena.

2537
02:31:41,520 --> 02:31:42,040
But look.

2538
02:31:42,180 --> 02:31:43,720
Here he was in 1994.

2539
02:31:44,040 --> 02:31:45,580
Before he reached widespread...

2540
02:31:46,120 --> 02:31:49,440
United Kingdom and Ireland fame...

2541
02:31:49,440 --> 02:31:51,120
Over in Las Vegas.

2542
02:31:51,600 --> 02:31:52,440
Where he was...

2543
02:31:52,440 --> 02:31:54,800
Shopping for Pentium processors.

2544
02:31:55,800 --> 02:31:57,520
Without anyone's knowledge.

2545
02:31:58,780 --> 02:32:00,240
Peter Kay, ladies and gentlemen.

2546
02:32:01,220 --> 02:32:02,140
Peter Kay.

2547
02:32:02,140 --> 02:32:06,120
Lance, Cyrix, AMD and NextGen...

2548
02:32:06,120 --> 02:32:07,840
Attempt to challenge their domin...

2549
02:32:07,840 --> 02:32:09,820
It was the real fire safety lad.

2550
02:32:10,280 --> 02:32:11,640
I wonder did they think...

2551
02:32:11,640 --> 02:32:13,300
That they could have got away with that.

2552
02:32:13,860 --> 02:32:14,840
Because I remember...

2553
02:32:14,840 --> 02:32:17,040
Channel 4 having to put out an apology...

2554
02:32:17,040 --> 02:32:18,760
At the end of the fucking program.

2555
02:32:19,280 --> 02:32:21,380
In a dispatches scenario like...

2556
02:32:21,380 --> 02:32:23,340
The Alliance...

2557
02:32:25,460 --> 02:32:26,900
Dispatches would like...

2558
02:32:26,900 --> 02:32:28,820
Channel 4 would like to say...

2559
02:32:28,820 --> 02:32:30,320
That the man Keith Laird...

2560
02:32:30,320 --> 02:32:31,820
The fire safety officer...

2561
02:32:31,820 --> 02:32:33,820
In last week's Peter Kay episode...

2562
02:32:34,480 --> 02:32:35,820
Had nothing to do with the actual...

2563
02:32:37,140 --> 02:32:38,920
The actual key blood.

2564
02:32:39,680 --> 02:32:42,000
There was a fire safety officer in Bolton.

2565
02:32:43,940 --> 02:32:45,940
All characters are fictional.

2566
02:32:50,820 --> 02:32:51,820
It was one of those...

2567
02:32:51,820 --> 02:32:54,820
Lance, Cyrix, AMD and NextGen...

2568
02:32:54,820 --> 02:32:56,820
Attempt to challenge their dominance...

2569
02:32:56,820 --> 02:32:58,200
Inside your computer.

2570
02:32:58,900 --> 02:33:00,920
PowerPC is a legitimate chip.

2571
02:33:01,500 --> 02:33:02,500
And what's really important...

2572
02:33:02,500 --> 02:33:07,220
PowerPC is a legitimate chip.

2573
02:33:08,500 --> 02:33:10,840
Some beautiful quotes actually in this.

2574
02:33:11,500 --> 02:33:14,120
PowerPC is a legitimate chip.

2575
02:33:14,500 --> 02:33:15,500
And what's really important...

2576
02:33:16,160 --> 02:33:17,660
No one was saying...

2577
02:33:17,660 --> 02:33:19,080
It wasn't a legit chip.

2578
02:33:19,500 --> 02:33:19,740
Tim.

2579
02:33:21,180 --> 02:33:23,080
PowerPC is a legitimate chip.

2580
02:33:23,620 --> 02:33:24,620
And what's really important...

2581
02:33:24,620 --> 02:33:24,620
And what's really important...

2582
02:33:24,620 --> 02:33:26,620
That as you go into 32-bit operating systems...

2583
02:33:26,620 --> 02:33:29,620
If you look at the pricing structure right now...

2584
02:33:29,620 --> 02:33:31,600
The PowerPC still has the advantage.

2585
02:33:31,600 --> 02:33:32,960
What we don't know...

2586
02:33:32,960 --> 02:33:35,620
Is how much the pricing impact will take...

2587
02:33:35,620 --> 02:33:38,020
With the Cyrex and AMD clones coming in.

2588
02:33:38,480 --> 02:33:40,620
So they could possibly bring that Pentium price down...

2589
02:33:40,620 --> 02:33:41,620
Even more drastically...

2590
02:33:42,620 --> 02:33:44,620
So that the PowerPC doesn't have quite the pricing advantage...

2591
02:33:44,620 --> 02:33:45,620
It had in 1994...

2592
02:33:45,620 --> 02:33:46,620
The problem with PowerPC...

2593
02:33:46,620 --> 02:33:47,620
Is that...

2594
02:33:47,620 --> 02:33:50,620
It will very quickly...

2595
02:33:50,620 --> 02:33:51,620
This guy's voice...

2596
02:33:51,620 --> 02:33:53,620
Sounds like it's gonna be a good face.

2597
02:33:53,620 --> 02:33:54,620
It better be a good face.

2598
02:33:54,620 --> 02:33:55,620
It better be a good face.

2599
02:33:55,620 --> 02:33:56,620
It better be a good face.

2600
02:33:56,620 --> 02:33:57,620
...run software that doesn't exist...

2601
02:33:57,620 --> 02:33:58,620
Yes!

2602
02:33:58,620 --> 02:33:59,620
Woo!

2603
02:33:59,620 --> 02:34:00,620
And I'm afraid that...

2604
02:34:00,620 --> 02:34:02,620
Software makers don't have a lot of interest...

2605
02:34:02,620 --> 02:34:04,620
In investing precious development resources...

2606
02:34:04,620 --> 02:34:06,620
In less than 1% of the market.

2607
02:34:07,620 --> 02:34:09,620
So we don't have any expectation that...

2608
02:34:10,620 --> 02:34:12,620
This is a local shop...

2609
02:34:12,620 --> 02:34:13,620
For local people.

2610
02:34:14,620 --> 02:34:16,620
PowerPC will be a commercial success...

2611
02:34:17,620 --> 02:34:18,620
In the business...

2612
02:34:18,620 --> 02:34:19,620
What's going on?

2613
02:34:19,620 --> 02:34:20,620
We'll have no trouble here!

2614
02:34:20,620 --> 02:34:21,620
Tubs!

2615
02:34:21,620 --> 02:34:22,620
We'll have no trouble...

2616
02:34:22,620 --> 02:34:23,620
We'll have no trouble!

2617
02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:24,620
Markets!

2618
02:34:24,620 --> 02:34:26,620
But IBM thinks otherwise...

2619
02:34:26,620 --> 02:34:29,620
Big Blue says it will ship its PowerPC computer...

2620
02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:31,620
Early in 1995...

2621
02:34:31,620 --> 02:34:32,620
And that running OS2...

2622
02:34:32,620 --> 02:34:34,620
The IBM PowerPC...

2623
02:34:34,620 --> 02:34:36,620
Will be a far more powerful machine...

2624
02:34:36,620 --> 02:34:37,620
Than the Macintosh...

2625
02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:39,620
IBM is not thrilled with the idea...

2626
02:34:39,620 --> 02:34:42,620
That the only PowerPC on the market now...

2627
02:34:42,620 --> 02:34:43,620
Is a Mac...

2628
02:34:43,620 --> 02:34:45,620
That's why we're working so hard on OS2...

2629
02:34:45,620 --> 02:34:47,620
Is we don't want that to happen...

2630
02:34:47,620 --> 02:34:49,620
We think that OS2 on the PowerPC...

2631
02:34:49,620 --> 02:34:50,620
Right...

2632
02:34:50,620 --> 02:34:51,620
The automatic performance...

2633
02:34:51,620 --> 02:34:52,620
And capability of applications...

2634
02:34:52,620 --> 02:34:53,620
You can't get on a Macintosh...

2635
02:34:53,620 --> 02:34:56,620
Macintosh is not preemptively multitasked...

2636
02:34:56,620 --> 02:34:57,620
It's 32-bit...

2637
02:34:57,620 --> 02:34:59,620
But you can't do multiple things at once...

2638
02:34:59,620 --> 02:35:00,620
Like you can in OS2...

2639
02:35:00,620 --> 02:35:02,620
And you can't get the foreground background...

2640
02:35:02,620 --> 02:35:03,620
Interactions right...

2641
02:35:03,620 --> 02:35:04,620
So you'll be communicating...

2642
02:35:04,620 --> 02:35:05,620
He has a fucking...

2643
02:35:05,620 --> 02:35:07,620
Football Foily sticker on his thing...

2644
02:35:09,620 --> 02:35:10,620
Back to him again...

2645
02:35:10,620 --> 02:35:11,620
Tubbs...

2646
02:35:11,620 --> 02:35:12,620
We've got more Tubbs...

2647
02:35:12,620 --> 02:35:13,620
We've got...

2648
02:35:13,620 --> 02:35:14,620
Edward is coming back again...

2649
02:35:14,620 --> 02:35:15,620
It's 16:01...

2650
02:35:15,620 --> 02:35:16,620
Stay tuned for more Edward...

2651
02:35:16,620 --> 02:35:18,620
Word processing for example...

2652
02:35:18,620 --> 02:35:19,620
OS2 is going to give you all of that...

2653
02:35:19,620 --> 02:35:20,620
In the size and space...

2654
02:35:20,620 --> 02:35:22,620
Of a PowerPC that fits on your desk...

2655
02:35:22,620 --> 02:35:23,620
Or on your lap...

2656
02:35:23,620 --> 02:35:25,620
But IBM had better hurry up...

2657
02:35:25,620 --> 02:35:27,620
There are clone makers out there...

2658
02:35:27,620 --> 02:35:29,620
Who are already showing off...

2659
02:35:29,620 --> 02:35:31,620
IBM compatible...

2660
02:35:31,620 --> 02:35:32,620
PowerPC computers...

2661
02:35:32,620 --> 02:35:34,620
The Taiwanese company...

2662
02:35:34,620 --> 02:35:35,620
Mitac...

2663
02:35:35,620 --> 02:35:36,620
Demonstrated its new...

2664
02:35:36,620 --> 02:35:37,620
PPC 6000 computer...

2665
02:35:37,620 --> 02:35:38,620
And...

2666
02:35:38,620 --> 02:35:40,620
Hey, wanna see that Mitac...

2667
02:35:40,620 --> 02:35:41,620
I got a hold of...

2668
02:35:41,620 --> 02:35:43,620
Yeah, it's a PP6940...

2669
02:35:43,620 --> 02:35:44,620
It's pretty sweet...

2670
02:35:44,620 --> 02:35:48,620
Taiwan's largest computer manufacturer...

2671
02:35:48,620 --> 02:35:49,620
Tatung...

2672
02:35:49,620 --> 02:35:51,620
Was showing off its OEM version...

2673
02:35:51,620 --> 02:35:52,620
Of a PowerPC computer...

2674
02:35:52,620 --> 02:35:55,620
Yeah, I just got myself a Tatung...

2675
02:35:55,620 --> 02:35:57,620
Yeah, it's fucking quality man...

2676
02:35:57,620 --> 02:36:01,620
You bet your ass it runs IBM on it...

2677
02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:05,620
It's got 256 megabyte cache...

2678
02:36:05,620 --> 02:36:07,620
Yeah, it's a Tung...

2679
02:36:07,620 --> 02:36:09,620
What do you mean you never heard of it?

2680
02:36:09,620 --> 02:36:11,620
It's fucking savage...

2681
02:36:11,620 --> 02:36:14,620
This is another PowerPC clone from...

2682
02:36:14,620 --> 02:36:15,620
Please, please be a wang...

2683
02:36:15,620 --> 02:36:17,620
Taiwan's firepower systems...

2684
02:36:17,620 --> 02:36:19,620
The MX4100 model...

2685
02:36:19,620 --> 02:36:22,620
Is being designed for Canon...

2686
02:36:22,620 --> 02:36:25,620
But IBM isn't putting all its eggs in...

2687
02:36:25,620 --> 02:36:26,620
Next Gen...

2688
02:36:26,620 --> 02:36:27,620
The PowerPC best...

2689
02:36:27,620 --> 02:36:29,620
It doesn't even bother with the T on it...

2690
02:36:29,620 --> 02:36:30,620
Just X will do...

2691
02:36:30,620 --> 02:36:31,620
Next Gen...

2692
02:36:31,620 --> 02:36:35,620
This is the Tangent NX5 P90 computer system...

2693
02:36:37,620 --> 02:36:38,620
P90...

2694
02:36:38,620 --> 02:36:40,620
It uses a new NX586 chip...

2695
02:36:40,620 --> 02:36:42,620
Produced by IBM...

2696
02:36:42,620 --> 02:36:44,620
In association with Next Gen...

2697
02:36:44,620 --> 02:36:46,620
It is the first CPU to combine...

2698
02:36:46,620 --> 02:36:48,620
X86 compatibility...

2699
02:36:48,620 --> 02:36:50,620
With the speed of RISC architecture...

2700
02:36:50,620 --> 02:36:52,620
The NX586 chip...

2701
02:36:52,620 --> 02:36:54,620
Is priced about the same...

2702
02:36:54,620 --> 02:36:55,620
As Intel's Pentium...

2703
02:36:55,620 --> 02:36:56,620
Chip your real name chip...

2704
02:36:56,620 --> 02:36:59,620
This 90 megahertz multimedia system...

2705
02:36:59,620 --> 02:37:01,620
Using the new IBM chip...

2706
02:37:01,620 --> 02:37:03,620
Retails for under $2200...

2707
02:37:03,620 --> 02:37:06,620
PCWeek editor-in-chief Dan Farber...

2708
02:37:06,620 --> 02:37:07,620
Says these new chips...

2709
02:37:07,620 --> 02:37:09,620
Are definitely putting pressure on Intel...

2710
02:37:09,620 --> 02:37:10,620
But that overall...

2711
02:37:10,620 --> 02:37:12,620
It's a good thing for the end user...

2712
02:37:12,620 --> 02:37:14,620
Well there are two issues...

2713
02:37:14,620 --> 02:37:15,620
One is...

2714
02:37:15,620 --> 02:37:16,620
Back to this...

2715
02:37:16,620 --> 02:37:17,620
F*cking guy again...

2716
02:37:17,620 --> 02:37:18,620
I'm not arsed...

2717
02:37:18,620 --> 02:37:19,620
Then it goes to these...

2718
02:37:19,620 --> 02:37:20,620
Nice cutaways here...

2719
02:37:20,620 --> 02:37:22,620
Actually fast and cool...

2720
02:37:22,620 --> 02:37:24,620
That's Pentium flank by Cyrix...

2721
02:37:24,620 --> 02:37:26,620
Their new M1 chip is a Pentium...

2722
02:37:26,620 --> 02:37:28,620
Look at this lad...

2723
02:37:28,620 --> 02:37:30,620
Crazy bit of business...

2724
02:37:32,620 --> 02:37:33,620
Sweet cap...

2725
02:37:33,620 --> 02:37:35,620
He's got the Oakleys as well...

2726
02:37:35,620 --> 02:37:36,620
Starter...

2727
02:37:36,620 --> 02:37:37,620
Snap back...

2728
02:37:37,620 --> 02:37:39,620
And the Oakley setup...

2729
02:37:39,620 --> 02:37:42,620
Looks like he's got a...

2730
02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:44,620
Toothbrush Hitler tash as well...

2731
02:37:44,620 --> 02:37:45,620
Questionable...

2732
02:37:45,620 --> 02:37:47,620
And there's a hoodie...

2733
02:37:47,620 --> 02:37:48,620
And a lanyard as well...

2734
02:37:48,620 --> 02:37:49,620
And we don't know what that is...

2735
02:37:49,620 --> 02:37:50,620
At the back...

2736
02:37:50,620 --> 02:37:51,620
Does he have like a square...

2737
02:37:51,620 --> 02:37:52,620
Coming out of his back...

2738
02:37:52,620 --> 02:37:53,620
Or something...

2739
02:37:53,620 --> 02:37:54,620
Or is that some folder...

2740
02:37:54,620 --> 02:37:56,620
That your man is holding onto...

2741
02:37:56,620 --> 02:37:57,620
Behind him...

2742
02:37:57,620 --> 02:37:58,620
Pentium clone...

2743
02:37:58,620 --> 02:37:59,620
That features...

2744
02:37:59,620 --> 02:38:00,620
Super scalar architecture...

2745
02:38:00,620 --> 02:38:01,620
And 32 registers...

2746
02:38:01,620 --> 02:38:02,620
What the f*ck is that...

2747
02:38:02,620 --> 02:38:03,620
That's a checkered flag...

2748
02:38:03,620 --> 02:38:04,620
Hanging behind...

2749
02:38:04,620 --> 02:38:05,620
I don't know what that was...

2750
02:38:05,620 --> 02:38:06,620
Cyrix says that means...

2751
02:38:06,620 --> 02:38:07,620
M1...

2752
02:38:07,620 --> 02:38:08,620
Will outperform Pentium...

2753
02:38:08,620 --> 02:38:09,620
The M1...

2754
02:38:09,620 --> 02:38:10,620
And all of Cyrix...

2755
02:38:10,620 --> 02:38:11,620
Micro processors...

2756
02:38:11,620 --> 02:38:12,620
Were designed...

2757
02:38:12,620 --> 02:38:13,620
From the ground up...

2758
02:38:13,620 --> 02:38:15,620
Completely original design...

2759
02:38:15,620 --> 02:38:16,620
What's all this shouting...

2760
02:38:16,620 --> 02:38:17,620
We'll have no trouble here...

2761
02:38:17,620 --> 02:38:18,620
Thank you very much...

2762
02:38:18,620 --> 02:38:19,620
There's some kid boy...

2763
02:38:19,620 --> 02:38:20,620
Any opinion...

2764
02:38:20,620 --> 02:38:21,620
Oingo Boingo...

2765
02:38:21,620 --> 02:38:22,620
I don't know what...

2766
02:38:22,620 --> 02:38:23,620
Oingo Boingo is...

2767
02:38:23,620 --> 02:38:24,620
Sorry...

2768
02:38:24,620 --> 02:38:25,620
Unique design...

2769
02:38:25,620 --> 02:38:26,620
In the market today...

2770
02:38:26,620 --> 02:38:27,620
Computers using...

2771
02:38:27,620 --> 02:38:28,620
The Cyrix M1...

2772
02:38:28,620 --> 02:38:29,620
Chip...

2773
02:38:29,620 --> 02:38:30,620
Are due on the market...

2774
02:38:30,620 --> 02:38:31,620
In early 1995...

2775
02:38:31,620 --> 02:38:32,620
Coming up next...

2776
02:38:32,620 --> 02:38:33,620
The latest...

2777
02:38:33,620 --> 02:38:34,620
In mobile...

2778
02:38:34,620 --> 02:38:35,620
Computing technology...

2779
02:38:35,620 --> 02:38:36,620
A computer...

2780
02:38:36,620 --> 02:38:37,620
On the back...

2781
02:38:37,620 --> 02:38:38,620
Of a Shelby Cobra...

2782
02:38:38,620 --> 02:38:41,180
Next, the latest in mobile computing technology.

2783
02:38:41,180 --> 02:38:45,620
A computer on the back of a Shelby Cobra.

2784
02:38:58,280 --> 02:39:03,580
This is what it's all about, getting from point A to point B without wires.

2785
02:39:03,580 --> 02:39:07,960
Whether you use a cell phone or a satellite dish, what we all want to do is communicate

2786
02:39:07,960 --> 02:39:13,860
without being tied down by cables. What we want to do is be able to get our email, to get

2787
02:39:13,860 --> 02:39:18,880
our messages, to get whatever we need to do done no matter where we're at. We want to

2788
02:39:18,880 --> 02:39:23,780
receive information, we want to send information. And so when you talk about portable computing

2789
02:39:23,780 --> 02:39:29,360
or wireless computing, those are all major infrastructure steps that start getting us to the place where

2790
02:39:29,360 --> 02:39:35,420
we can compute anytime, anywhere, anyplace. The latest attempt is the Simon Handheld Personal

2791
02:39:35,420 --> 02:39:41,320
Communicator designed by IBM for Bell South. Look at that man, it's got a fucking Simon.

2792
02:39:41,320 --> 02:39:52,320
Look at the case on it, it's like kind of, it's leather, it's faux leather, it's kind of just a soft case. It's got a stylus on it.

2793
02:39:52,320 --> 02:39:58,220
It's basically a cellular phone with a built-in touch screen that adds calendar, notepad, email, and fax functions.

2794
02:39:58,220 --> 02:40:04,120
Not bad for the day, not bad for the, it's time.

2795
02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:10,020
It's been successful with its wizard, Oz 6500. You can fax with it, but it's not wireless, nor does it have voice phone functions. The latest entry into the handheld field is the Sony.

2796
02:40:10,020 --> 02:40:15,920
Handheld field?

2797
02:40:15,920 --> 02:40:21,820
Handheld field?

2798
02:40:21,820 --> 02:40:27,720
How does it have voice phone functions?

2799
02:40:27,720 --> 02:40:55,620
How does it have voice phone functions? The latest entry into the handheld field is the Sony have voice phone functions. The latest entry into the handheld field is the Sony Magic Link. It comes with a built-in voice phone and modem, a very easy to use graphical interface, and the ability to directly send handwritten notes via AT&T.

2800
02:40:55,620 --> 02:40:58,120
AT&T's handwritten notes.

2801
02:40:58,120 --> 02:41:00,120
...personal link network.

2802
02:41:00,120 --> 02:41:06,720
Well, what we looked at is how people use electronic devices as they travel on their business.

2803
02:41:06,720 --> 02:41:12,820
They tend to use a laptop today. Maybe 80% of the reason they'll use it is for messaging,

2804
02:41:12,820 --> 02:41:18,320
to check their email, to log in to an online service. So we've tried to make that task of

2805
02:41:18,320 --> 02:41:24,820
electronic messaging much simpler with a very easy to use user interface using your finger,

2806
02:41:24,820 --> 02:41:32,420
your pen, writing a handwriting, a note and actually sending that script as ink to the people

2807
02:41:32,420 --> 02:41:36,120
you communicate with. I'm finding about 50% of the messages I send and receive.

2808
02:41:36,120 --> 02:41:42,620
You're a man sanitizing. Patrick Bateman behind him sanitizing the hands well before COVID was around.

2809
02:41:46,620 --> 02:41:49,120
Look at hell. American Psycho.

2810
02:41:49,120 --> 02:41:54,020
...ink to the people you communicate with. I'm finding about 50% of the messages I send and receive

2811
02:41:54,020 --> 02:41:56,620
now are just quick handwritten notes.

2812
02:41:56,620 --> 02:41:57,620
But Sony...

2813
02:41:57,620 --> 02:42:01,620
It does look like Patrick Bateman. You have to have mirror.

2814
02:42:01,620 --> 02:42:07,320
...magically is not worthless and Tim Baharan says that's the key to a successful personal communications device.

2815
02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:13,620
The solution may soon be coming in a new wireless standard called CDPD.

2816
02:42:13,620 --> 02:42:17,220
obviously using the thing where it's at an awkward height, so it's like that.

2817
02:42:17,220 --> 02:42:43,600
The solution may soon be coming in a new wireless standard called CDPD. The number one thing is CDPD. This is this new wireless technology for cellular, cellular digital, that is going to be expanded all across the country and should be all across the country set up by the end of 95. And because of the CDPD setup, we should be able to get clear digital signals for data. And because of the

2818
02:42:43,600 --> 02:43:13,580
new modems that are going to be available after the first of the year, that's the first real change in the infrastructure. And there were several companies showing off new CDPD devices, including Sirius and Trimble. CDPD stands for cellular digital packet data. And one of the leaders in this new field may be McCaw Cellular. You don't dial phone numbers and listen to the modem go through its tones and paste up a connection. David Treniere

2819
02:43:13,580 --> 02:43:33,020
Thomas Treniere is out there from McCaw. McCaw! McCaw! McCaw! It was a funny jumper back there. And Trimble. Showing off. What's the jumper there? There's a matlab. GPS, is it? Does anyone know what that logo is? Looks familiar. Off new CDPD device. Dan's maybe.

2820
02:43:33,100 --> 02:43:37,200
its tones and paste up a connection, you're always connected. So you send the data whenever

2821
02:43:37,200 --> 02:43:40,760
you would like. And because you're always connected, it certainly wouldn't charge you

2822
02:43:40,760 --> 02:43:46,520
for minutes. That would be quite exorbitant. So the cost for this type of a network can

2823
02:43:46,520 --> 02:43:53,680
be based on a lot of things. So the cost for this type of a network can be based on a lot

2824
02:43:53,680 --> 02:44:03,080
of things. It could be based

2825
02:44:03,080 --> 02:44:08,200
on the amount of data you send, like kilobytes or thousands of bytes. It could also be based

2826
02:44:08,200 --> 02:44:14,380
on a flat rate service. So we could say simple messaging, for example, could cost in the order

2827
02:44:14,380 --> 02:44:33,060
of $35 to $45. Simple messaging, for example, could cost in the order of $35 to $45. Simple

2828
02:44:33,060 --> 02:44:36,820
of $35 to $45 a month for all the messages you'd like to send.

2829
02:44:38,180 --> 02:44:43,080
So we've demonstrated another type of wireless device, the cruise pad.

2830
02:44:43,300 --> 02:44:52,180
cruise pad. Apparently George Michael was on one of those yokes when he got fucking found out in the Jacks down in LA.

2831
02:44:52,420 --> 02:44:57,540
It's a wireless network terminal that uses something called spread spectrum technology. With the cruise pad. You'd want to be on the spectrums if you fucking walk around with that man. No offense to spectrums. You can walk around your office building and always be connected to your company network. Cruise pad is due out in early 1995. Cruise pad is after you. Hewlett Packer took its shot at helping the mobile worker with its new Omni share. This is a kind of interactive.

2832
02:44:57,540 --> 02:45:02,580
You don't want to be on the spectrums if you fucking walk around with that man.

2833
02:45:03,000 --> 02:45:04,720
No offense to spectrums.

2834
02:45:04,720 --> 02:45:09,400
You can walk around your office building and always be connected to your company network.

2835
02:45:09,820 --> 02:45:12,140
CruisePad is due out in early 1995.

2836
02:45:13,280 --> 02:45:14,780
CruisePad is after you.

2837
02:45:15,460 --> 02:45:19,600
Hewlett-Packard took its shot at helping the mobile worker with its new OmniShare.

2838
02:45:20,080 --> 02:45:21,600
This is a kind of interactive...

2839
02:45:21,600 --> 02:45:23,640
OmniShare.

2840
02:45:23,640 --> 02:45:33,260
...fax machine that lets two people work on the same electronic document and talk to each other at the same time using one standard analog phone line.

2841
02:45:34,020 --> 02:45:39,180
If you had just one simple wish as a mobile computer user, it would probably be for...

2842
02:45:39,180 --> 02:45:41,200
I noticed this when I was at Gamescom.

2843
02:45:42,580 --> 02:45:46,000
Sorry, when I was watching the uncle at Gamescom. Tom.

2844
02:45:47,060 --> 02:45:52,520
Yeah, I was at Gamescom myself. You were probably just watching it and you had the memory as your own.

2845
02:45:53,300 --> 02:45:55,300
But what I noticed was...

2846
02:45:56,360 --> 02:46:02,420
They always have these cars like that. Racing cars there. There was a few race cars there. But what's the point, you know?

2847
02:46:04,100 --> 02:46:10,180
What is the point of that? I mean, it's a technology conference. No one's there to fucking drive a fast car or anything like that.

2848
02:46:11,100 --> 02:46:14,680
Buzz, just people are easily impressed by fast cars.

2849
02:46:14,680 --> 02:46:17,720
If you had just one simple wish as a mobile computer...

2850
02:46:17,720 --> 02:46:18,700
They're not even racing.

2851
02:46:18,960 --> 02:46:19,680
Computer user...

2852
02:46:19,680 --> 02:46:21,960
They just have amazing liveries on them.

2853
02:46:22,960 --> 02:46:27,500
There was a Porsche there at the GT7 stand I saw on your stream from Gamescom.

2854
02:46:27,960 --> 02:46:30,500
And it had just a fella painting it.

2855
02:46:32,080 --> 02:46:33,000
For no reason.

2856
02:46:33,880 --> 02:46:34,880
Some kid boy...

2857
02:46:34,880 --> 02:46:38,020
Probably for a battery that lasts for more than two hours.

2858
02:46:38,560 --> 02:46:41,200
Several notebook makers are promising just that.

2859
02:46:41,660 --> 02:46:44,340
This is the Latitude XP notebook from Dell.

2860
02:46:44,340 --> 02:46:50,300
It uses new lithium-ion battery technology that gets you seven hours on one charge.

2861
02:46:50,640 --> 02:46:51,140
Gets you high.

2862
02:46:51,140 --> 02:47:02,560
And this is the new Essentia 900N notebook from AST. It also boasts seven hours of battery life. Both the AST and the Dell machines are priced at around $3,000.

2863
02:47:02,560 --> 02:47:15,100
Fucking hell.

2864
02:47:15,100 --> 02:47:20,640
The other push in notebooks is for smaller and lighter. Digital launched its first notebook computer.

2865
02:47:20,640 --> 02:47:36,220
How were they that expensive? Because $3,000 in old money would be fucking probably $15,000 now. Or $10,000 or $15,000. How did they retail at that price?

2866
02:47:36,220 --> 02:47:41,760
Do you know, nowadays...

2867
02:47:41,760 --> 02:47:46,300
And the computers nowadays are even more powerful and they're nowhere near as expensive.

2868
02:47:46,300 --> 02:47:46,720
And...

2869
02:47:46,720 --> 02:47:55,100
But, um...

2870
02:47:55,100 --> 02:47:58,680
I know people are saying inflation there.

2871
02:47:59,100 --> 02:48:00,180
But, uh...

2872
02:48:00,180 --> 02:48:02,640
It doesn't make sense to me because...

2873
02:48:02,640 --> 02:48:06,720
Surely that would mean then that it would be, uh...

2874
02:48:06,720 --> 02:48:12,260
If it was $3,000 then, that means it'd be $15,000 now. But you wouldn't...

2875
02:48:12,260 --> 02:48:23,260
So you wouldn't get something for $15,000 and neither would you get something now for $3,000. Unless it was like super powerful gaming laptop or gaming PC. I don't understand.

2876
02:48:23,260 --> 02:48:29,520
Okay, so it's not 10,000, as I said, it's roughly 6,000 with inflation.

2877
02:48:31,040 --> 02:48:33,020
Okay, overpriced, first to market.

2878
02:48:33,280 --> 02:48:34,720
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

2879
02:48:38,520 --> 02:48:40,420
It was raining money in America.

2880
02:48:41,660 --> 02:48:43,460
Smaller demand, higher price.

2881
02:48:43,540 --> 02:48:44,640
That's the answer, is it?

2882
02:48:44,860 --> 02:48:45,700
That is the answer.

2883
02:48:46,740 --> 02:48:49,120
A high note ultra 486.

2884
02:48:49,440 --> 02:48:50,880
This baby is only one.

2885
02:48:51,040 --> 02:48:54,060
Kevin McGuinness coming in clutch with the answer there.

2886
02:48:54,260 --> 02:48:56,880
Inch thick and weighs in at just three.

2887
02:48:57,220 --> 02:49:03,700
Gary Brown behind Kevin with the answer as well, but the award goes to Kevin.

2888
02:49:03,800 --> 02:49:04,640
And a half pounds.

2889
02:49:05,500 --> 02:49:10,540
But if power is what you want in a portable, check out this Tadpole P1000.

2890
02:49:11,520 --> 02:49:12,080
Tadpole?

2891
02:49:12,260 --> 02:49:15,860
It sports a 100 megahertz Pentium chip.

2892
02:49:15,860 --> 02:49:17,860
The price is around $7,000.

2893
02:49:18,620 --> 02:49:21,640
If you want multimedia in your briefcase, this...

2894
02:49:21,640 --> 02:49:24,680
We just got to get him, we just got to get him to say Tadpole again.

2895
02:49:24,960 --> 02:49:25,580
Tadpole P1000.

2896
02:49:26,140 --> 02:49:31,440
But if power is what you want in a portable, check out this Tadpole P1000.

2897
02:49:33,020 --> 02:49:33,580
Tadpole?

2898
02:49:34,060 --> 02:49:34,480
Power.

2899
02:49:34,760 --> 02:49:38,800
T-A-H-H-H-D pole.

2900
02:49:38,800 --> 02:49:44,300
If power is what you want, it weighs in at just three and a half pounds.

2901
02:49:45,180 --> 02:49:50,540
But if power is what you want in a portable, check out this Tadpole P1000.

2902
02:49:51,020 --> 02:49:53,920
It sports a 100 megahertz Pentium chip.

2903
02:49:54,280 --> 02:49:55,900
The price is around $7,000.

2904
02:49:56,700 --> 02:50:02,460
If you want multimedia in your briefcase, this is a new laptop from NTK, a Korean company.

2905
02:50:02,460 --> 02:50:06,060
It comes with a built-in double-speed CD-ROM drive.

2906
02:50:06,720 --> 02:50:11,520
If presentations is your thing, then you might be interested in the RTI color notebook.

2907
02:50:11,520 --> 02:50:19,560
The display screen is detachable and turns into an LCD presentation panel for use with an overhead projector.

2908
02:50:20,560 --> 02:50:21,060
And if you...

2909
02:50:21,060 --> 02:50:22,640
It was a great hair scenario.

2910
02:50:23,120 --> 02:50:26,280
And there was that look spiked camera there as well.

2911
02:50:26,380 --> 02:50:27,500
Let's have a look at that spike.

2912
02:50:27,500 --> 02:50:32,760
If presentations is your thing, then you might be interested in the RTI color notebook.

2913
02:50:32,760 --> 02:50:36,360
If presentations is your thing, then you might be interested in the RTI.

2914
02:50:36,360 --> 02:50:41,160
If you want to see the RTI color notebook, then you might be interested in the RTI color notebook.

2915
02:50:41,160 --> 02:50:54,960
Thank you very much, LegFed.

2916
02:50:54,960 --> 02:50:56,460
TI color notebook.

2917
02:50:56,960 --> 02:50:58,880
You Tadpoles, you're handheld.

2918
02:50:58,960 --> 02:51:06,160
The display screen is detachable and turns into an LCD presentation panel for use with an overhead projector.

2919
02:51:06,960 --> 02:51:07,340
What?

2920
02:51:07,540 --> 02:51:08,760
How does that work?

2921
02:51:08,960 --> 02:51:14,020
Like, how does the screen come off and then the screen becomes a projector, is it?

2922
02:51:14,120 --> 02:51:14,760
And turns into an...

2923
02:51:14,760 --> 02:51:21,100
Why do they have to have it in a glass box to demonstrate it?

2924
02:51:21,540 --> 02:51:23,040
In case someone would nick it.

2925
02:51:24,920 --> 02:51:25,460
Oh, look.

2926
02:51:25,460 --> 02:51:26,260
It folds over.

2927
02:51:26,340 --> 02:51:31,020
I can see it folds over to that and then it turns into an overhead projector.

2928
02:51:32,740 --> 02:51:34,780
Oh, this is fucking bizarre, look.

2929
02:51:35,340 --> 02:51:43,080
You have to have like a light source underneath the fucking thing in order to project the image onto the mirror that goes onto the wall then.

2930
02:51:45,540 --> 02:51:47,040
Display screen?

2931
02:51:48,840 --> 02:51:51,520
The RTI color notebook.

2932
02:51:51,920 --> 02:51:52,160
The display.

2933
02:51:52,520 --> 02:51:54,960
Look at how many pieces comes off.

2934
02:51:55,200 --> 02:51:56,740
Look, it's taking off the shell of the back.

2935
02:51:56,740 --> 02:52:03,460
The shell comes off the back to allow light to pass through the screen display.

2936
02:52:04,320 --> 02:52:05,440
You mean, look at that nerve.

2937
02:52:05,800 --> 02:52:11,440
That look that I was holding in on is just one of pure nerves because you don't want to fuck up the screen.

2938
02:52:11,560 --> 02:52:14,260
You don't want dust or anything to settle on that either.

2939
02:52:14,860 --> 02:52:18,940
So it's not practical from a fucking user's point of view because...

2940
02:52:19,900 --> 02:52:21,400
It's not easy.

2941
02:52:21,400 --> 02:52:28,820
The display screen is detachable and turns into an LCD presentation panel for use with an overhead projector.

2942
02:52:29,700 --> 02:52:30,180
And if you want...

2943
02:52:30,180 --> 02:52:32,060
He looks like the guy in Die Hard.

2944
02:52:33,680 --> 02:52:34,580
Which one?

2945
02:52:34,660 --> 02:52:35,940
I know he doesn't look like one of them.

2946
02:52:35,940 --> 02:52:36,920
He's got the hair.

2947
02:52:37,360 --> 02:52:38,080
Is this...

2948
02:52:38,080 --> 02:52:41,080
Is it Die Hard with a Vengeance?

2949
02:52:41,080 --> 02:52:44,920
Or is it Hans Gruber from the first one?

2950
02:52:46,200 --> 02:52:55,140
Display screen is detachable and turns into an LCD presentation panel for use with an overhead projector.

2951
02:52:55,500 --> 02:52:55,980
Michael Stone.

2952
02:52:55,980 --> 02:53:01,500
And if you want sound and music with your presentation, you can do that easily using your PCMCIA slot.

2953
02:53:01,500 --> 02:53:05,280
This is MediaVision's 16-bit stereo sound card.

2954
02:53:05,620 --> 02:53:08,320
Also handy when playing games on the road.

2955
02:53:08,800 --> 02:53:12,200
Coming up next, the input revolution at Comdex 94.

2956
02:53:12,200 --> 02:53:26,760
There are lots of...

2957
02:53:26,760 --> 02:53:28,280
Oh, wicked.

2958
02:53:28,280 --> 02:53:30,980
The wicked maneuver.

2959
02:53:30,980 --> 02:53:50,100
High-tech things you can do with a watch like download...

2960
02:53:50,100 --> 02:53:58,880
There are lots of high-tech things you can do with a watch like download files from your computer, keep track of your calendar and your phone numbers.

2961
02:53:58,880 --> 02:54:01,440
But have you ever heard of a high-tech ring?

2962
02:54:01,440 --> 02:54:03,880
This is the ring mouse from Spectrum.

2963
02:54:03,880 --> 02:54:09,140
It's a wireless mouse that you wear on your finger and with it you can completely control your computer.

2964
02:54:09,220 --> 02:54:16,880
Well, certainly I expect that the pointing devices will evolve towards being more three-dimensional.

2965
02:54:17,580 --> 02:54:19,300
We live in a 3D space.

2966
02:54:20,000 --> 02:54:21,260
Is that a point?

2967
02:54:21,680 --> 02:54:23,000
It's...

2968
02:54:23,000 --> 02:54:24,220
Oh, yeah.

2969
02:54:24,680 --> 02:54:26,500
So it's like...

2970
02:54:26,500 --> 02:54:33,220
You have to have this thing on the monitor that goes around the rim of the monitor and then talks to that.

2971
02:54:34,440 --> 02:54:36,060
...evolved towards being more...

2972
02:54:36,060 --> 02:54:41,840
What I always wondered was how does a light gun from the SNES or the NES light gun...

2973
02:54:42,920 --> 02:54:44,840
Light blaster or whatever the fuck it was called...

2974
02:54:45,640 --> 02:54:48,840
Or even I had the G-Con for the PlayStation for Time Crisis...

2975
02:54:50,320 --> 02:54:51,180
From Namco.

2976
02:54:51,940 --> 02:54:52,840
How did...

2977
02:54:54,440 --> 02:54:55,840
The TV...

2978
02:54:56,760 --> 02:54:58,620
And the gun talk to each other?

2979
02:54:58,700 --> 02:54:59,160
How did...

2980
02:54:59,160 --> 02:54:59,940
How did...

2981
02:54:59,940 --> 02:55:00,920
How was that working?

2982
02:55:01,220 --> 02:55:02,620
That the gun was able to...

2983
02:55:02,620 --> 02:55:03,840
I was able to shoot at fucking...

2984
02:55:04,680 --> 02:55:05,840
Ducks on Duck Hunt...

2985
02:55:05,840 --> 02:55:07,620
Or baddies in Time Crisis...

2986
02:55:07,620 --> 02:55:11,240
And I didn't have to put something on the telly...

2987
02:55:11,240 --> 02:55:11,720
Or did I?

2988
02:55:11,800 --> 02:55:12,220
I can't remember.

2989
02:55:12,300 --> 02:55:13,560
Did I have to put something on the telly?

2990
02:55:21,840 --> 02:55:24,140
I know there's a sensor there, but as...

2991
02:55:24,140 --> 02:55:25,620
For the console...

2992
02:55:29,620 --> 02:55:33,620
The screen flashed and the gun picked it up.

2993
02:55:37,620 --> 02:55:52,620
Three dimensional. We live in a 3D space and it's only natural that we will see the user interface, the paradigm used on the computer, evolve towards more of a three dimensional user interface.

2994
02:55:52,620 --> 02:56:01,620
It's basmati. And so once you go in the direction, obviously you want to use a pointing device to be able to operate in 3D.

2995
02:56:01,620 --> 02:56:05,620
The ring mouse from Spectrum does operate in 3D.

2996
02:56:05,620 --> 02:56:14,620
The new TrackMan Live mouse from Logitech uses radio waves to provide you with wireless control of your computer from as far away as 30 feet.

2997
02:56:14,620 --> 02:56:26,620
Keyboards are changing too. Microsoft showed off its new ergonomic keyboard and MaxiSwitch unveiled a multimedia keyboard with built in sound card and stereo speakers.

2998
02:56:26,620 --> 02:56:45,620
The MaxiSound multimedia keyboard also comes with a built in microphone and volume control. The integrated keyboard cable splits off into the appropriate PC ports.

2999
02:56:45,620 --> 02:56:57,620
For kids there was the Comfy keyboard, large colorful keys that are easy to use for little fingers. The Comfy keyboard comes bundled with interactive storytelling software that takes advantage of the special keys.

3000
02:56:57,620 --> 02:57:05,620
Touch screen is back as an input modality. Microtouch showed off a very durable touch screen that is virtually indestructible.

3001
02:57:05,620 --> 02:57:14,620
And the company also... Go back to that for a second. Touch screen...

3002
02:57:14,620 --> 02:57:32,620
Quasi cum job. Un-p-kin-lievable. Quasi cum job. Quasi cum job. Thanks for the tip. Quasi cum job.

3003
02:57:32,620 --> 02:57:41,620
Quasi cum job. It seems to be... It seems to be... A screen that you put over a monitor that...

3004
02:57:41,620 --> 02:57:47,620
...makes it into a water feature. Thank you very much, Quasi, for your kind of generous tip-ripper-ooness.

3005
02:57:47,620 --> 02:57:53,620
Modality Microtouch showed off a very durable touch screen that is... But it's a touch screen at the same time.

3006
02:57:53,620 --> 02:57:59,620
Virtually... And this... Isn't this a scene from the ages?

3007
02:57:59,620 --> 02:58:06,620
We'd never... You'd never think of this. You'd never... Virtually indestructible. Never enter your mind.

3008
02:58:06,620 --> 02:58:10,620
And the company also came out with a new... Touch screen that is virtually indestructible.

3009
02:58:10,620 --> 02:58:18,620
And the company also came out with a new privacy shield touch screen, which is only visible... Privacy shield.

3010
02:58:18,620 --> 02:58:27,620
The great tie look. He's got the tie. He's got a little star. He's a very Dutch-looking man.

3011
02:58:27,620 --> 02:58:31,620
Brand new touch screen technology we have here.

3012
02:58:31,620 --> 02:58:39,620
...visible to the user standing directly in front of the screen. There's also a pen option on the Microtouch screen.

3013
02:58:39,620 --> 02:58:49,620
Away from the clamor of the convention floor. Beautiful stuff here. They're coming thick and fast. They're coming thick and fast.

3014
02:58:49,620 --> 02:59:02,620
Tonight at 9 on dispatches. The touch screen tycoon. It was the man. Who couldn't stop touching.

3015
02:59:02,620 --> 02:59:12,740
NCR and Scriptel were giving private demonstrations of their new right touch technology, again

3016
02:59:12,740 --> 02:59:21,460
allowing input by finger or cordless pen. Scriptel thinks the advent of Windows 95 will mean increased

3017
02:59:21,460 --> 02:59:27,460
support for pen computing. I think what's going to happen with Windows 95 is going to be more

3018
02:59:27,460 --> 02:59:36,280
focused on creating the pen as an input device for all computers, not a pen computer that replaces a keyboard.

3019
02:59:37,040 --> 02:59:43,880
Scriptel's right touch technology is being OEM'd to several hardware manufacturers for 1995 product launches.

3020
02:59:44,720 --> 02:59:50,440
Other input devices on display... Oh, here we go. Here we go again on my own.

3021
02:59:51,760 --> 02:59:55,840
It's double boarding. Cool boarders.

3022
02:59:55,840 --> 03:00:05,580
He's got two fucking... He's an ergonomic double header man. He's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header, he's a header.

3023
03:00:06,240 --> 03:00:14,080
Put him in a fucking corner with two ergos and a monitor and watch him go off. He's got fucking pedals going.

3024
03:00:15,340 --> 03:00:25,740
He's a pedal-o wizard. Pedal-o kumquat. That's what they called him. They used to stick him in a fucking room with a double monitor set up.

3025
03:00:25,740 --> 03:00:31,740
Couple of pedals and a couple of ergos and he went fucking ballistic.

3026
03:00:31,740 --> 03:00:43,980
Display at Comdex include 1995 product launches. Other input devices on display at Comdex included foot pedals, barcode scanners... Speed of that! What fucking supermarkets are you going to?

3027
03:00:43,980 --> 03:00:49,480
...on display at Comdex included foot pedals, barcode scanners and voice.

3028
03:00:49,480 --> 03:00:57,480
Test how good the scanners were at pace. A demonstration of a very large...

3029
03:00:57,480 --> 03:01:05,480
Pro-Tech, a company from Singapore, unveiled a talking fax board. Call it up on the telephone and it can read your faxes to you.

3030
03:01:05,480 --> 03:01:12,480
I am extremely interested in the product. Media with a lesson of faxes you are launching.

3031
03:01:12,480 --> 03:01:15,480
And if you're worried about fax security, let your Snoopy colleagues read... Quasi Kumquat. Thank you very much. And dear Rick, thank you very much. And dear Rick, thank you very much. And I'm not sure you're going to be able to read your faxes.

3032
03:01:15,480 --> 03:01:27,480
I am extremely interested in the product. Media with a lesson of faxes you are launching.

3033
03:01:27,480 --> 03:01:39,480
And if you're worried about fax security, let your Snoopy colleagues read... Quasi Kumquat. Thank you very much. And dear Rick, thank you very much. Sorry, I'm reading that through screen there. Terry Touchscreen. Thank you very much.

3034
03:01:39,480 --> 03:02:08,480
Dual ultra-wide dual ergo monitor. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Fucking hell. Thanks very much there, Terry Touchscreen. We're an absolutely ball-busting touch screen.

3035
03:02:08,480 --> 03:02:37,480
Ball busting tip ripper onus. Definitely not going to say Q-ness. Because you're making all the right sounds tonight. Unbelievable stuff. And if you're worried about fax security, let your lessons do you. I am extremely interested in the product. I am extremely interested in the product. The original faxes you are launching.

3036
03:02:37,480 --> 03:02:39,320
Don't even know what the last bit was.

3037
03:02:39,680 --> 03:02:41,140
Interested in the product?

3038
03:02:41,460 --> 03:02:44,400
Media with a letter of fax that you are launching.

3039
03:02:45,000 --> 03:02:46,200
Something about launching.

3040
03:02:46,200 --> 03:02:50,720
If you're worried about fax security, let your Snoopy colleagues read this one.

3041
03:02:51,320 --> 03:02:56,000
This is a scrambled fax using new technology from Aliru, an Israeli company.

3042
03:02:56,480 --> 03:03:04,020
To read the fax, just scan it through an ordinary fax machine using Aliru's de-scrambling software, and it becomes legible.

3043
03:03:04,480 --> 03:03:08,520
The software even comes with a warning sign to hang over your fax machine.

3044
03:03:09,480 --> 03:03:10,100
CD-ROM.

3045
03:03:10,340 --> 03:03:11,260
Vincent Brown.

3046
03:03:12,220 --> 03:03:13,300
Thanks for the town.

3047
03:03:13,980 --> 03:03:15,760
The town is the new word for tip.

3048
03:03:15,960 --> 03:03:18,840
Hardware and software were, of course, big at this Comdex.

3049
03:03:19,180 --> 03:03:22,680
On the hardware side, quadruple speed CD drives were everywhere.

3050
03:03:23,420 --> 03:03:26,640
Light guns have sensors in the barrel which can see the screen.

3051
03:03:26,760 --> 03:03:30,660
When you fire, the CRT screen redraws the line by line in all white.

3052
03:03:31,060 --> 03:03:34,600
The amount of times it takes the gun to see the white determines where it's pointed.

3053
03:03:35,960 --> 03:03:36,640
Fucking hell.

3054
03:03:37,640 --> 03:03:38,320
It's impressive.

3055
03:03:39,320 --> 03:03:39,720
Stuff.

3056
03:03:40,360 --> 03:03:41,120
If you think about it.

3057
03:03:42,260 --> 03:03:44,220
The pinpoint accuracy of it as well.

3058
03:03:44,760 --> 03:03:45,660
Deeper lore question.

3059
03:03:45,800 --> 03:03:50,560
Is the quasi tinfoil robot actually just Francis with a sheet of tinfoil over his face?

3060
03:03:51,220 --> 03:03:52,080
I don't know.

3061
03:03:52,720 --> 03:03:56,500
And we can't really know until we actually know.

3062
03:03:57,760 --> 03:03:59,620
So I'm sorry about that.

3063
03:03:59,700 --> 03:04:00,840
I don't really have the answers.

3064
03:04:00,980 --> 03:04:02,960
But thanks very much for fucking asking.

3065
03:04:03,260 --> 03:04:04,160
And thanks for the tip.

3066
03:04:04,740 --> 03:04:06,380
And once again, Terry, touchscreen.

3067
03:04:06,640 --> 03:04:07,640
Fucking insane.

3068
03:04:08,640 --> 03:04:09,780
And quasi cum job.

3069
03:04:11,380 --> 03:04:17,940
Plex store set up this race to demonstrate the speed and accuracy of their new 4X CD-ROM drive.

3070
03:04:18,480 --> 03:04:23,420
And Panasonic introduced the first reasonably priced, rewritable CD-ROM system.

3071
03:04:23,800 --> 03:04:25,920
It too is a 4X speed drive.

3072
03:04:26,740 --> 03:04:29,580
A German company called Noveca shot off a CD-ROM...

3073
03:04:29,580 --> 03:04:30,340
Fucking beautiful.

3074
03:04:30,340 --> 03:04:31,980
...4X speed drive.

3075
03:04:33,440 --> 03:04:34,340
A German...

3076
03:04:34,340 --> 03:05:04,320
Thank you.

3077
03:05:04,320 --> 03:05:16,320
A real big corner.

3078
03:05:19,880 --> 03:05:21,120
Corner in the corner.

3079
03:05:21,120 --> 03:05:28,700
A German company called Noveca showed off a CD-ROM drive that comes with a built-in sound blaster card.

3080
03:05:29,100 --> 03:05:30,500
No need to tie up a slot.

3081
03:05:31,100 --> 03:05:34,520
And real full motion video is clearly coming to CD-ROMs.

3082
03:05:34,820 --> 03:05:39,120
IPC showed off its new MPEG mastering system that gives you...

3083
03:05:39,920 --> 03:05:40,860
He's like this.

3084
03:05:43,440 --> 03:05:49,920
Other band members that aren't front of house have to overcompensate in the videos to make out...

3085
03:05:50,440 --> 03:05:52,860
Just to really give the good vibe going.

3086
03:05:53,500 --> 03:05:57,500
ROMs, IPC showed off its new MPEG mastering system.

3087
03:05:57,740 --> 03:05:59,160
It's a lovely fucking scenario.

3088
03:06:01,740 --> 03:06:02,060
Who...

3089
03:06:02,060 --> 03:06:02,980
Come on.

3090
03:06:03,020 --> 03:06:04,100
Who's that happy, you know?

3091
03:06:05,000 --> 03:06:06,320
Especially when you have to do a shoot.

3092
03:06:06,440 --> 03:06:07,900
It's like, oh, take that again.

3093
03:06:08,000 --> 03:06:09,140
We'll take that again, please.

3094
03:06:09,280 --> 03:06:09,820
And again.

3095
03:06:10,620 --> 03:06:13,080
Video is clearly coming to CD-ROMs.

3096
03:06:13,600 --> 03:06:16,840
IPC showed off its new MPEG mastering system.

3097
03:06:17,120 --> 03:06:20,680
It gives you 30 frames per second video on a quad speed...

3098
03:06:20,680 --> 03:06:21,740
Mastering system?

3099
03:06:22,060 --> 03:06:23,740
Perhaps the most innovative new...

3100
03:06:23,740 --> 03:06:25,520
Whoa, it's a tuck-in Charlie.

3101
03:06:25,720 --> 03:06:27,480
We've got a tuck-in Charlie, everybody.

3102
03:06:29,900 --> 03:06:31,200
Watch your house.

3103
03:06:32,500 --> 03:06:33,780
Tuk-tuks in town.

3104
03:06:34,640 --> 03:06:36,540
It's a hard situation.

3105
03:06:36,760 --> 03:06:40,460
It's a real fucking cream-white top.

3106
03:06:41,120 --> 03:06:44,100
Long-sleeve fucking job.

3107
03:06:44,500 --> 03:06:44,940
Shirt.

3108
03:06:45,100 --> 03:06:46,180
Long-sleeve T-shirt.

3109
03:06:46,820 --> 03:06:47,480
It's not a T.

3110
03:06:47,580 --> 03:06:48,560
It's a long-sleeve shirt.

3111
03:06:49,480 --> 03:06:50,880
Tucked into the nines.

3112
03:06:51,940 --> 03:06:56,180
And it's a lovely side-parting scenario as well.

3113
03:06:56,900 --> 03:06:58,220
Showing off a piece of software.

3114
03:06:58,880 --> 03:06:59,340
This guy.

3115
03:06:59,960 --> 03:07:01,320
Too serious software.

3116
03:07:01,480 --> 03:07:01,960
Here it comes.

3117
03:07:02,040 --> 03:07:04,400
It's a semi-turtle.

3118
03:07:04,480 --> 03:07:05,640
I beg your pardon.

3119
03:07:06,760 --> 03:07:08,180
It's a semi-turtle.

3120
03:07:08,260 --> 03:07:09,080
We've been told.

3121
03:07:09,240 --> 03:07:11,660
Reliably informed by Super Ted.

3122
03:07:12,340 --> 03:07:13,100
Who is the stream's...

3123
03:07:14,540 --> 03:07:15,100
Resident...

3124
03:07:15,880 --> 03:07:18,400
Fashion crimes correspondent.

3125
03:07:19,920 --> 03:07:23,560
The index was Go Figure from a company called Villa Crespo.

3126
03:07:23,980 --> 03:07:26,680
It is basically a spreadsheet without cells.

3127
03:07:27,200 --> 03:07:30,380
Unlike spreadsheets, Go Figure is freeform.

3128
03:07:30,760 --> 03:07:33,160
It has no cells, no columns, no rows.

3129
03:07:33,800 --> 03:07:41,620
And it's a graphical user interface that allows you to solve your problems by simply defining the problem inside what we call electronic paper.

3130
03:07:42,080 --> 03:07:45,780
And you can define your problem in a variety of ways from any end you want.

3131
03:07:46,280 --> 03:07:50,840
Once you have laid down the components of the problem, Go Figure automatically comes up with the solution.

3132
03:07:51,320 --> 03:07:59,560
And if you want to print out your solution, in color, on the road, how about this new Citizen PN60 portable printer?

3133
03:08:00,060 --> 03:08:01,240
Yes, it prints in color.

3134
03:08:01,760 --> 03:08:03,900
And yes, it weighs only one pound.

3135
03:08:04,260 --> 03:08:05,120
Big shout-out.

3136
03:08:05,120 --> 03:08:07,520
Finally, if you're just spending too much time at your computer...

3137
03:08:07,520 --> 03:08:09,580
Look at that, man.

3138
03:08:09,640 --> 03:08:10,520
...touch massager.

3139
03:08:10,860 --> 03:08:12,200
Perhaps the most welcome...

3140
03:08:12,200 --> 03:08:14,720
Big shout-out to CD-ROM.

3141
03:08:15,580 --> 03:08:17,960
For an unbelievable CD-ROM bomb.

3142
03:08:19,180 --> 03:08:20,740
Feeling hot, hot, hot.

3143
03:08:20,880 --> 03:08:21,500
Ba-du-bop.

3144
03:08:21,780 --> 03:08:22,980
Bop-dup-dup-dup.

3145
03:08:23,480 --> 03:08:24,340
Feeling hot.

3146
03:08:27,580 --> 03:08:28,940
Feel the dream.

3147
03:08:29,940 --> 03:08:31,380
It's bobsleigh time.

3148
03:08:32,020 --> 03:08:34,700
Look at her eyes going back into her fucking head.

3149
03:08:34,940 --> 03:08:36,800
With the pleasure of this machine.

3150
03:08:37,700 --> 03:08:40,520
Thank you very much, CD-ROM, there for the C drive.

3151
03:08:40,640 --> 03:08:41,720
It was an unbelievable tip.

3152
03:08:42,440 --> 03:08:44,120
And spreadsheet pervert.

3153
03:08:44,240 --> 03:08:54,660
I don't actually have anything prepared to really compensate that level of gratitude that is being dispatched towards me at pace.

3154
03:08:55,300 --> 03:08:57,340
But all I can say is thank you very, very much.

3155
03:08:57,400 --> 03:08:58,360
It's very, very kind to you.

3156
03:08:58,960 --> 03:09:01,440
I hope you're enjoying the Shafé vibes.

3157
03:09:02,440 --> 03:09:04,020
We need to see this guy.

3158
03:09:04,120 --> 03:09:04,600
Look at him.

3159
03:09:06,080 --> 03:09:07,540
Finally, if you're just spending too much time...

3160
03:09:07,540 --> 03:09:09,960
You gotta watch out because this could be you.

3161
03:09:09,960 --> 03:09:10,620
...your computer.

3162
03:09:10,980 --> 03:09:12,140
This is what you need.

3163
03:09:12,400 --> 03:09:13,760
The new touch massager.

3164
03:09:14,100 --> 03:09:14,960
Perhaps the most...

3165
03:09:14,960 --> 03:09:21,560
...welcome technology at Comdex 94.

3166
03:09:22,800 --> 03:09:24,920
Comdex, as somebody said in the chat there.

3167
03:09:25,000 --> 03:09:27,760
That's our report from Las Vegas for the Computer Chronicles.

3168
03:09:27,760 --> 03:09:29,120
I'm Stuart Shafé.

3169
03:09:32,720 --> 03:09:37,080
We're looking at networking in a whole new light.

3170
03:09:37,180 --> 03:09:39,940
We need to see something.

3171
03:09:39,940 --> 03:09:41,960
I wanted to see gadgets of Comdex.

3172
03:09:42,040 --> 03:09:44,860
Just want to see one more before we slink off there.

3173
03:09:45,220 --> 03:09:46,060
Tom, any crack?

3174
03:09:47,200 --> 03:09:48,400
No, I'm just...

3175
03:09:48,400 --> 03:09:49,980
Well, I'm just...

3176
03:09:49,980 --> 03:09:51,440
Looking forward to a bit of chili.

3177
03:09:51,540 --> 03:09:52,980
I might actually bring you a bit of chili.

3178
03:09:53,100 --> 03:09:53,520
Do you want some?

3179
03:09:54,520 --> 03:09:56,460
I would fucking love a bit of chili.

3180
03:09:56,620 --> 03:09:59,740
And maybe I can eat that then whilst watching a bit of Best of Comdex.

3181
03:10:00,140 --> 03:10:02,400
That would probably be the best...

3182
03:10:02,400 --> 03:10:05,940
...computer chronicles of my life.

3183
03:10:06,080 --> 03:10:06,600
I'd imagine.

3184
03:10:08,260 --> 03:10:08,620
Yeah.

3185
03:10:09,080 --> 03:10:09,620
No bother.

3186
03:10:10,160 --> 03:10:11,380
I'll be into you now.

3187
03:10:11,480 --> 03:10:13,080
You might have to go off-stream for a second.

3188
03:10:13,240 --> 03:10:14,200
Come out to the front there.

3189
03:10:14,440 --> 03:10:15,400
I'm actually there now.

3190
03:10:15,540 --> 03:10:16,620
I'm down at your window.

3191
03:10:17,740 --> 03:10:18,640
Good man, Tom.

3192
03:10:21,560 --> 03:10:23,500
Right, we're just going to get the chili going.

3193
03:10:23,620 --> 03:10:24,720
We'll be back in one second now.

3194
03:10:24,720 --> 03:10:28,640
This is...

3195
03:10:28,640 --> 03:10:58,620
Thank you.

3196
03:10:58,620 --> 03:11:28,600
Thank you.

3197
03:11:28,600 --> 03:11:58,580
Thank you.

3198
03:11:58,580 --> 03:12:28,560
Thank you.

3199
03:12:28,560 --> 03:12:58,540
Thank you.

3200
03:12:58,540 --> 03:13:28,520
Thank you.

3201
03:13:28,520 --> 03:13:58,500
Thank you.

3202
03:13:58,500 --> 03:14:28,480
Thank you.

3203
03:14:28,480 --> 03:14:32,480
Thank you very, very much. CD-ROM. I can't believe it.

3204
03:14:37,420 --> 03:14:41,520
Sorry about that. I don't know why I was sounding like a robot there. Thank you very much.

3205
03:14:44,400 --> 03:14:45,560
There was a robot.

3206
03:14:45,800 --> 03:14:48,480
We had to get the robot in just to say thanks there

3207
03:14:48,480 --> 03:14:51,360
to dispatch love and praise to CD-ROM.

3208
03:14:52,620 --> 03:14:55,340
And now we've got an episode called Digital Living Room,

3209
03:14:55,660 --> 03:14:58,600
which I hope is good because...

3210
03:14:58,600 --> 03:15:01,120
Jacob Rees, MAG MP, thank you very, very much.

3211
03:15:01,620 --> 03:15:06,120
I hope this is good because the last one I enjoyed,

3212
03:15:06,940 --> 03:15:08,820
but not as much as a studio-based show.

3213
03:15:09,180 --> 03:15:12,600
And there's going to be Chilly Et within the halfway through mark.

3214
03:15:12,820 --> 03:15:15,620
It's letting it cool out there now. It's very hot.

3215
03:15:20,780 --> 03:15:22,560
This week on The Computer Chronicles,

3216
03:15:22,660 --> 03:15:24,520
a look at the digital home of the future.

3217
03:15:24,820 --> 03:15:27,600
We'll take you to the first-ever Digital Living Room Conference

3218
03:15:27,600 --> 03:15:31,400
to see how PCs, TVs, telephones, and home appliances

3219
03:15:31,400 --> 03:15:34,720
will soon interconnect and change the way we live.

3220
03:15:35,100 --> 03:15:37,520
The digital home of the future, coming up next...

3221
03:15:37,520 --> 03:15:37,940
Come on!

3222
03:15:37,940 --> 03:15:39,080
...on The Computer Chronicles.

3223
03:15:39,340 --> 03:15:39,780
Come on!

3224
03:15:40,680 --> 03:15:44,660
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3225
03:15:44,940 --> 03:15:49,340
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3226
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3227
03:15:52,540 --> 03:15:56,220
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3228
03:15:58,620 --> 03:16:01,600
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3229
03:16:01,980 --> 03:16:05,300
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3230
03:16:05,520 --> 03:16:07,800
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3231
03:16:10,780 --> 03:16:19,420
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3232
03:16:19,680 --> 03:16:21,620
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3233
03:16:21,620 --> 03:16:22,080
Come on!

3234
03:16:22,080 --> 03:16:22,100
Come on!

3235
03:16:22,100 --> 03:16:22,120
Come on!

3236
03:16:22,120 --> 03:16:29,700
Hi, and welcome to this special edition of The Computer Chronicles.

3237
03:16:29,840 --> 03:16:35,240
We're in Laguna Niguel in Southern California to cover the first-ever Digital Living Room Conference,

3238
03:16:35,340 --> 03:16:37,920
a look at the consumer technology of the future.

3239
03:16:38,320 --> 03:16:41,860
You know, there's this theory that one day soon our lives are going to change radically,

3240
03:16:41,860 --> 03:16:46,420
and that computer technology is going to evolve from being about standalone PCs

3241
03:16:46,420 --> 03:16:50,960
to a pervasive digital technology that affects every aspect of our lives,

3242
03:16:51,020 --> 03:16:55,100
from how we watch TV to how we use the phone, how we work and how we play.

3243
03:16:55,960 --> 03:16:58,480
We're here, we're living it, right now.

3244
03:16:59,320 --> 03:17:00,860
Who would have, well, he would have thought it.

3245
03:17:01,340 --> 03:17:06,600
We're watching his show under the auspices of the all-pervasive...

3246
03:17:06,600 --> 03:17:09,240
...Woo!

3247
03:17:12,240 --> 03:17:12,560
...Woo!

3248
03:17:16,060 --> 03:17:16,560
...Woo!

3249
03:17:16,560 --> 03:17:16,560
...Woo!

3250
03:17:16,560 --> 03:17:17,060
...Woo!

3251
03:17:17,060 --> 03:17:19,060
No!

3252
03:17:19,060 --> 03:17:21,060
*Tonk*

3253
03:17:21,060 --> 03:17:48,920
I can't control my excitement.

3254
03:17:48,920 --> 03:18:15,660
And I am none other than Quasi Quarteng, leader of the stream. CD-ROM. Thank you very much. Quasi Quarteng says thank you very much for that. It's an incredible piece of that fucker. Yeah, it was me all along.

3255
03:18:16,780 --> 03:18:23,220
Yeah. Just me.

3256
03:18:23,220 --> 03:18:53,200
I'm sorry.

3257
03:18:53,200 --> 03:19:23,180
I'd like to apologize to everyone who believed in the quasi-Quarteng conspiracy. I want to say a big thanks to CD-ROM. And look, the real truth of the matter is the quasi-man was off today and I was just fucking filling in for him. But he was here earlier on. I fucking fucked up the stream. I've gone against all my ethics.

3258
03:19:23,180 --> 03:19:29,940
And principles and pretended to be someone I amn't. And that's not me, is it, Tom?

3259
03:19:30,180 --> 03:19:38,180
No, definitely not you to pretend to be anyone else but yourself. I'll second that.

3260
03:19:39,180 --> 03:19:49,280
You did the right thing in trying to keep the dream alive by keeping that robot character going for the good of the stream and to thank people who were tipping.

3261
03:19:52,180 --> 03:20:02,700
So it was a white lie at the end of the day. It was a big, fat, sexy white lie. It was a CD-ROM 250 tip special white lie.

3262
03:20:04,180 --> 03:20:10,860
It really was. And from me and everyone here, I want to say thank you so much.

3263
03:20:15,180 --> 03:20:16,540
Thanks so much.

3264
03:20:23,180 --> 03:20:26,180
Thanks very much, Lance. Very kind, yeah.

3265
03:20:32,180 --> 03:20:36,180
This conference is a first attempt at trying to define that digital future.

3266
03:20:37,180 --> 03:20:44,180
One of the big things that's going to happen is home networking. Now people have been talking about this, tossing it about, oh, for more than a decade now.

3267
03:20:44,180 --> 03:21:12,180
But it's finally becoming real. So you'll be able to hook up your computer, let's say, through the electricity or the telephone wiring you already have to other computers in your house, to share printers, to get on the internet with only one connection for all the computers in your house. From there, we're beginning to see real good examples of controlling appliances, being able to have your videotape record when you want it to, automating various parts of your life using digital technology.

3268
03:21:13,180 --> 03:21:41,180
So we're watching this stream under the auspices of the all pervasive technology that they were building up in the beginning of the show, that this is the life that we're in now is what he was saying was going to happen back then. He was goddamn right. We're watching this on phones, on screens. I have two monitors here. There's the phone I've got to fucking watch a match or a fucking TV show. You're checking the social media at the same time.

3269
03:21:42,180 --> 03:21:59,180
It's all encompassing. And it's only going to get worse from here on in. We'll look back at these as the glory days in 20 or 30 years. And right now they don't feel that glorified. And we're thinking if this was like the glory days back then. But is it getting worse? Maybe it's just something...

3270
03:22:01,180 --> 03:22:10,180
It's not getting worse, lads. It's getting fucking better. Party time.

3271
03:22:10,180 --> 03:22:10,660
time.

3272
03:22:10,660 --> 03:22:40,140
Feeling hot, hot, hot, ba-da-ba-ba-ba-da-ba-da. Feeling hot, hot, hot, ba-da-ba-ba-cha-pa-cha-pa-cha. This is it. This is the dream. You know me. You know us. We've been here before, and we're here again. Crazy bit of business. I only wish that we had a robotic friend here to fucking see us through the good times. But we don't. We really don't.

3273
03:22:40,140 --> 03:23:09,620
And we're just wondering if this fella does have his mother's credit card or something. We need to hopefully be sure that everything is okay. Is everything okay? Stop fucking saying it. Don't jinx it, Tom. Everything is fine. This is completely normal behaviour. Is CD-ROM okay? CD-ROM's fine. He's grand. He or she. We don't know. It doesn't

3274
03:23:09,620 --> 03:23:26,560
It doesn't matter. We need to make sure that this isn't some sort of situation where somebody's owl lady's card has got missing. It doesn't matter about their owl lady. What matters is we're here. We're here, Tom.

3275
03:23:28,440 --> 03:23:43,140
Thank you very much, Tom. Thank you very much, sir. CD-ROM. Very, very kind, yeah. It's crazy. It's a crazy bit of business. I think the, uh... I think the, uh... The chili might be ready now as well.

3276
03:23:45,640 --> 03:23:46,300
Fucking hell.

3277
03:23:46,300 --> 03:24:16,280
Thank you.

3278
03:24:16,280 --> 03:24:46,260
Thank you.

3279
03:24:46,260 --> 03:24:46,960
And speechless.

3280
03:24:48,500 --> 03:24:52,980
And does just plain episode of Computer Chronicles warrant the thank you?

3281
03:24:53,040 --> 03:24:53,600
I'm not sure.

3282
03:24:54,400 --> 03:24:56,980
Cheaper and easier for people to use and understand.

3283
03:24:57,740 --> 03:25:04,320
IBM, which helped launch the desktop computer revolution, is also trying to play a lead role in the digital home revolution.

3284
03:25:04,720 --> 03:25:05,860
Home revolution.

3285
03:25:06,420 --> 03:25:08,360
You don't tend to think about the hip-hop culture.

3286
03:25:09,480 --> 03:25:11,780
All about rap music and the hip-hop scene.

3287
03:25:13,220 --> 03:25:15,920
I don't travel in those circles. I don't get to talk to those guys.

3288
03:25:17,040 --> 03:25:19,220
But I did get to talk to them in this chat room.

3289
03:25:20,060 --> 03:25:21,460
Hip-hop chat room I went into.

3290
03:25:22,460 --> 03:25:24,080
I don't know a lot about the hip-hop scene.

3291
03:25:24,840 --> 03:25:25,340
You do now.

3292
03:25:25,520 --> 03:25:26,020
I do now.

3293
03:25:26,860 --> 03:25:29,420
I don't travel in those circles. I don't get to talk to those guys.

3294
03:25:29,560 --> 03:25:30,140
Fat 32.

3295
03:25:30,540 --> 03:25:32,820
Man, I learned a lot about what really goes on in that world.

3296
03:25:33,980 --> 03:25:34,840
Fat 32.

3297
03:25:37,680 --> 03:25:38,400
Fat 32.

3298
03:25:38,620 --> 03:25:41,440
Some people are saying the CD-ROM 500.

3299
03:25:41,700 --> 03:25:44,260
It could be a way to really fucking do it, man.

3300
03:25:44,320 --> 03:25:46,660
The CD-ROM, or the CD-500.

3301
03:25:47,440 --> 03:25:49,800
As Kieran says in the chat there, it could be something.

3302
03:25:49,980 --> 03:25:51,360
Floppy disk, thanks for the tip.

3303
03:25:51,900 --> 03:25:53,960
It says, all praise CD-ROM.

3304
03:25:58,100 --> 03:25:59,400
It's got to be, hasn't it?

3305
03:25:59,540 --> 03:26:00,280
It's got to be.

3306
03:26:01,960 --> 03:26:08,300
Whether or not I'm able to fucking do it inside the tight confines of this room.

3307
03:26:08,300 --> 03:26:11,100
It's not a situation room that we've got here, guys.

3308
03:26:12,100 --> 03:26:14,420
Let me just see if we can get something going, though.

3309
03:26:14,420 --> 03:26:21,840
It's not a situation room that we have here.

3310
03:26:23,140 --> 03:26:25,460
I haven't planned for this.

3311
03:26:27,880 --> 03:26:28,360
No.

3312
03:26:28,700 --> 03:26:29,880
I need to work on that.

3313
03:26:29,940 --> 03:26:31,280
We need to work something out here.

3314
03:26:31,400 --> 03:26:32,800
I haven't...

3315
03:26:32,800 --> 03:26:33,280
Oh.

3316
03:26:36,280 --> 03:26:38,320
Oh, for fucking hell's sake.

3317
03:26:38,400 --> 03:26:38,960
It's again.

3318
03:26:39,700 --> 03:26:40,480
It's again.

3319
03:26:40,480 --> 03:26:44,580
It's again.

3320
03:26:44,580 --> 03:26:44,920
It's again.

3321
03:26:44,920 --> 03:26:44,920
It's again.

3322
03:26:44,920 --> 03:26:47,020
It's again.

3323
03:26:47,020 --> 03:26:48,020
It's again.

3324
03:26:48,020 --> 03:26:49,020
It's again.

3325
03:26:49,020 --> 03:26:50,020
It's again.

3326
03:26:50,020 --> 03:26:51,020
It's again.

3327
03:26:51,020 --> 03:27:21,000
Thank you.

3328
03:27:21,000 --> 03:27:23,940
No!

3329
03:27:26,120 --> 03:27:28,480
Come on!

3330
03:27:29,940 --> 03:27:31,680
Come on!

3331
03:27:33,680 --> 03:27:35,200
Fuck yeah!

3332
03:27:35,200 --> 03:28:05,180
Come on!

3333
03:28:05,180 --> 03:28:35,160
Come on!

3334
03:28:35,160 --> 03:29:05,140
Come on!

3335
03:29:05,140 --> 03:29:07,140
Come on!

3336
03:29:07,140 --> 03:29:11,140
Come on!

3337
03:29:11,140 --> 03:29:13,140
Come on!

3338
03:29:13,140 --> 03:29:19,140
Come on!

3339
03:29:19,140 --> 03:29:37,260
Trying to set up the fucking RAM 500, the CD-RAM 500 as a thank you here because I need to deviate

3340
03:29:37,260 --> 03:29:43,700
from this and get this going. There's also a Chili to be at, I don't know in what order,

3341
03:29:43,700 --> 03:30:12,260
I don't think I can achieve the RAM 500 before a Chili, after a Chili, so... Oh, fuck.

3342
03:30:12,260 --> 03:30:30,820
Oh, fuck yeah.

3343
03:30:40,820 --> 03:30:48,820
There's an engine going on in a fucking room here, I can't... This wasn't anticipated, but it is what it is, I'm afraid.

3344
03:30:48,820 --> 03:30:58,820
Can't really just stand there watching it, the show.

3345
03:30:58,820 --> 03:31:08,820
I don't even have the cracked footwork for it.

3346
03:31:08,820 --> 03:31:18,820
I don't even have the cracked footwork for it.

3347
03:31:18,820 --> 03:31:28,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3348
03:31:28,820 --> 03:31:30,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3349
03:31:30,820 --> 03:31:32,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3350
03:31:32,820 --> 03:31:34,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3351
03:31:34,820 --> 03:31:36,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3352
03:31:36,820 --> 03:31:38,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3353
03:31:38,820 --> 03:31:40,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3354
03:31:40,820 --> 03:31:42,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3355
03:31:42,820 --> 03:31:44,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3356
03:31:44,820 --> 03:31:46,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3357
03:31:46,820 --> 03:31:48,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3358
03:31:48,820 --> 03:31:50,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3359
03:31:50,820 --> 03:31:52,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3360
03:31:52,820 --> 03:31:54,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3361
03:31:54,820 --> 03:31:56,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3362
03:31:56,820 --> 03:31:58,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3363
03:31:58,820 --> 03:32:00,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3364
03:32:00,820 --> 03:32:02,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3365
03:32:02,820 --> 03:32:04,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3366
03:32:04,820 --> 03:32:06,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3367
03:32:06,820 --> 03:32:08,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3368
03:32:08,820 --> 03:32:10,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3369
03:32:10,820 --> 03:32:12,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3370
03:32:12,820 --> 03:32:14,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3371
03:32:14,820 --> 03:32:16,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3372
03:32:16,820 --> 03:32:18,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3373
03:32:18,820 --> 03:32:20,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3374
03:32:20,820 --> 03:32:22,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3375
03:32:22,820 --> 03:32:24,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3376
03:32:24,820 --> 03:32:26,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3377
03:32:26,820 --> 03:32:28,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3378
03:32:28,820 --> 03:32:30,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3379
03:32:30,820 --> 03:32:32,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3380
03:32:32,820 --> 03:32:34,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3381
03:32:34,820 --> 03:32:36,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3382
03:32:36,820 --> 03:32:38,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3383
03:32:38,820 --> 03:32:40,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3384
03:32:40,820 --> 03:32:42,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3385
03:32:42,820 --> 03:32:44,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3386
03:32:44,820 --> 03:32:46,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3387
03:32:46,820 --> 03:32:48,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3388
03:32:48,820 --> 03:32:50,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3389
03:32:50,820 --> 03:32:52,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3390
03:32:52,820 --> 03:32:54,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3391
03:32:54,820 --> 03:32:56,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3392
03:32:56,820 --> 03:32:58,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3393
03:32:58,820 --> 03:33:00,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3394
03:33:00,820 --> 03:33:02,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3395
03:33:02,820 --> 03:33:04,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3396
03:33:04,820 --> 03:33:06,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3397
03:33:06,820 --> 03:33:08,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3398
03:33:08,820 --> 03:33:10,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3399
03:33:10,820 --> 03:33:12,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3400
03:33:12,820 --> 03:33:14,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3401
03:33:14,820 --> 03:33:16,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3402
03:33:16,820 --> 03:33:18,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3403
03:33:18,820 --> 03:33:20,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3404
03:33:20,820 --> 03:33:22,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3405
03:33:22,820 --> 03:33:24,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3406
03:33:24,820 --> 03:33:26,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3407
03:33:26,820 --> 03:33:28,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3408
03:33:28,820 --> 03:33:30,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3409
03:33:30,820 --> 03:33:32,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3410
03:33:32,820 --> 03:33:34,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3411
03:33:34,820 --> 03:33:36,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3412
03:33:36,820 --> 03:33:38,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3413
03:33:38,820 --> 03:33:40,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3414
03:33:40,820 --> 03:33:42,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3415
03:33:42,820 --> 03:33:44,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3416
03:33:44,820 --> 03:33:46,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3417
03:33:46,820 --> 03:33:48,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3418
03:33:48,820 --> 03:33:50,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3419
03:33:50,820 --> 03:33:52,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3420
03:33:52,820 --> 03:33:54,820
I don't have the cracked footwork for it.

3421
03:33:54,820 --> 03:34:14,820
I think it's ready.

3422
03:34:14,820 --> 03:34:16,820
The RAM 500 is underway.

3423
03:34:16,820 --> 03:34:18,820
I apologize to anyone who tuned in.

3424
03:34:18,820 --> 03:34:22,820
For, well, just apologize in general for anyone who's tuned in.

3425
03:34:22,820 --> 03:34:26,820
Because there's nothing happening on screen there for ages.

3426
03:34:26,820 --> 03:34:34,820
But it's come to my attention that there has been a large bit of gratification bestowed upon the stream.

3427
03:34:34,820 --> 03:34:38,820
And I can't continue as normal under these circumstances.

3428
03:34:38,820 --> 03:34:42,820
And the ROM 500 is upon us.

3429
03:34:44,820 --> 03:34:52,700
I can do this with the shades on now is another fucking thing.

3430
03:34:52,700 --> 03:35:22,680
I can do this with the shades on.

3431
03:35:22,680 --> 03:35:52,660
I can do this with the shades on.

3432
03:35:52,660 --> 03:36:22,640
I can do this with the shades on.

3433
03:36:22,640 --> 03:36:52,620
I can do this with the shades on.

3434
03:36:52,620 --> 03:37:22,600
I can do this with the shades on.

3435
03:37:22,600 --> 03:37:52,580
I can do this with the shades on.

3436
03:37:52,580 --> 03:38:22,560
I can do this with the shades on.

3437
03:38:22,560 --> 03:38:24,560
I can do this with the shades on.

3438
03:38:24,560 --> 03:38:28,560
I can do this with the shades on.

3439
03:38:28,560 --> 03:38:34,560
I can do this with the shades on.

3440
03:38:34,560 --> 03:38:40,560
I can do this with the shades on.

3441
03:38:40,560 --> 03:38:46,560
Maybe we'll put the shades on.

3442
03:38:46,560 --> 03:39:16,540
Thank you.

3443
03:39:16,540 --> 03:39:35,220
Here we go. Here we go.

3444
03:39:35,220 --> 03:40:05,200
Here we go.

3445
03:40:05,200 --> 03:40:06,200
39.

3446
03:40:06,200 --> 03:40:35,180
I just need to get my bearings here now.

3447
03:40:35,180 --> 03:41:05,160
I'm going to go.

3448
03:41:05,160 --> 03:41:35,140
I'm going to go.

3449
03:41:35,140 --> 03:41:37,800
It's the shades lads.

3450
03:41:39,000 --> 03:41:40,020
It's the shades.

3451
03:41:45,020 --> 03:41:46,920
I wonder if I can take the shades off.

3452
03:41:46,920 --> 03:42:16,900
I'm going to go.

3453
03:42:16,900 --> 03:42:20,760
I'm going to go.

3454
03:42:20,760 --> 03:42:26,620
I'm going to go.

3455
03:42:26,620 --> 03:42:32,480
I'm going to go.

3456
03:42:32,480 --> 03:42:33,140
You're still in?

3457
03:42:33,140 --> 03:42:34,900
We're still going.

3458
03:42:34,900 --> 03:42:40,760
I'm going to go.

3459
03:42:40,760 --> 03:42:40,760
I'm going to go.

3460
03:42:40,760 --> 03:42:46,620
I'm going to go.

3461
03:42:46,620 --> 03:42:46,620
I'm going to go.

3462
03:42:46,620 --> 03:42:46,620
I'm going to go.

3463
03:42:46,620 --> 03:42:52,480
I'm going to go.

3464
03:42:52,480 --> 03:42:58,340
I'm going to go.

3465
03:42:58,340 --> 03:43:04,200
I'm going to go.

3466
03:43:04,200 --> 03:43:08,200
I'm going to go.

3467
03:43:08,200 --> 03:43:14,060
I'm going to go.

3468
03:43:14,060 --> 03:43:44,040
Thank you.

3469
03:43:44,040 --> 03:44:14,020
Thank you.

3470
03:44:14,020 --> 03:44:44,000
Thank you.

3471
03:44:44,000 --> 03:45:13,980
Thank you.

3472
03:45:13,980 --> 03:45:43,960
Thank you.

3473
03:45:43,960 --> 03:46:13,940
Thank you.

3474
03:46:13,940 --> 03:46:43,920
Thank you.

3475
03:46:43,920 --> 03:46:45,740
I don't think it was the five though.

3476
03:46:47,000 --> 03:46:48,280
I think it was the five.

3477
03:46:48,380 --> 03:46:49,360
I think it was the 250.

3478
03:46:49,360 --> 03:47:19,340
I think it was the 50.

3479
03:47:19,340 --> 03:47:49,320
I'm going to take a look at the body.

3480
03:47:49,320 --> 03:48:19,300
I'm going to take a look at the body.

3481
03:48:19,300 --> 03:48:49,280
I'm going to take a look at the body.

3482
03:48:49,280 --> 03:49:19,260
I'm going to take a look at the body.

3483
03:49:19,260 --> 03:49:49,240
I'm going to take a look at the body.

3484
03:49:49,240 --> 03:49:50,960
There we go now.

3485
03:49:52,160 --> 03:49:53,200
A little bit of chili.

3486
03:50:01,840 --> 03:50:03,660
Sorry about that.

3487
03:50:03,660 --> 03:50:07,520
Now I tried but wasn't prepared for it.

3488
03:50:07,520 --> 03:50:11,500
And look on a good day I could go for a thousand.

3489
03:50:13,160 --> 03:50:24,980
I will prove that to you.

3490
03:50:24,980 --> 03:50:49,880
This is insane chili. You can hear me yeah? I don't need to shout I could just

3491
03:50:49,880 --> 03:51:14,780
bring the mic closer it's never nice to hear someone eating though. Give you a glimpse of the chill the chill factor there. Chilly mackerel. That's beautiful stuff.

3492
03:51:14,780 --> 03:51:19,780
Beautiful.

3493
03:51:19,780 --> 03:51:24,780
Yeah.

3494
03:51:24,780 --> 03:51:49,780
Yeah. Yeah. It's just the way it is you know. Thanks very much for the tips though.

3495
03:51:49,780 --> 03:52:07,780
I know you're thinking all the same the shades. You can't do it with the shades on as a cop out because you prove that you can't do it with the shades off either. But. The heating was on as well. So it's you know. Look I'm not trying to fucking make excuses even though it's exactly what's going on. You know there's a few excuses.

3496
03:52:07,780 --> 03:52:14,780
Being pulled out the woodwork here but I mean it is what it is you know. Thank you very much there.

3497
03:52:14,780 --> 03:52:18,540
excuses even though it's exactly what's going on you know there's a few excuses

3498
03:52:18,540 --> 03:52:25,300
being pulled out the woodwork here but I mean it is what it is you know

3499
03:52:33,620 --> 03:52:43,000
thank you very much there I see the name now I think

3500
03:52:43,000 --> 03:52:55,000
I think I could have done about 200 there unbroken you know 150 I'd say 200

3501
03:52:55,000 --> 03:53:10,120
thank you very much Marco Pierre White 408 now 420 thank you very much keep you up isn't CD Ram did

3502
03:53:10,120 --> 03:53:22,120
you I think CD Ram tipped again I don't know what to say

3503
03:53:22,120 --> 03:53:43,240
crazy bit of business

3504
03:53:43,240 --> 03:53:55,240
right

3505
03:53:55,240 --> 03:54:07,240
right

3506
03:54:07,240 --> 03:54:37,220
I'm going to go ahead and put it in the middle.

3507
03:54:37,220 --> 03:55:06,440
Oh yeah. I think I made the mistake of thinking that I could bring the microphone out there, but

3508
03:55:06,440 --> 03:55:10,740
I forgot to not plug the receiver into the camera.

3509
03:55:11,080 --> 03:55:16,100
So all the time I was thinking, oh, this mic is going to pick up what I'm saying.

3510
03:55:16,160 --> 03:55:16,600
It wasn't.

3511
03:55:24,980 --> 03:55:26,520
There's a lot of sweat going on here.

3512
03:55:27,960 --> 03:55:29,760
We need to get this episode finished.

3513
03:55:33,080 --> 03:55:56,480
What a fuck up. I had planned to have the mood music, bossa nova music playing while the fucking football was going on.

3514
03:55:57,440 --> 03:56:17,100
And that I was mic'd up as well. I had neither. It just goes to show how much, and I was very hungry as well. I had a lot going on. I was trying to fucking do the, will I do this, will I not? And in the end, I couldn't even do the fucking 500. I'd say I, I dare say I even do, I did 200.

3515
03:56:19,100 --> 03:56:22,100
It's what it was. That's what it is.

3516
03:56:26,100 --> 03:56:29,100
Shafé is distorting, is he?

3517
03:56:48,100 --> 03:56:50,100
Shafé is clipping.

3518
03:57:02,100 --> 03:57:04,100
He's clipping. Fuck.

3519
03:57:08,100 --> 03:57:09,100
Hmm.

3520
03:57:13,100 --> 03:57:14,100
Hmm.

3521
03:57:14,100 --> 03:57:19,100
Hmm.

3522
03:57:40,100 --> 03:57:42,100
How about now?

3523
03:57:42,100 --> 03:57:47,100
...companies funded by Paul Allen is also working on a model for a home network.

3524
03:57:47,100 --> 03:57:57,100
This is called the MediaWire home network, and it can integrate audio, video, telephony, computer data, and control information through one digital network architecture.

3525
03:57:57,100 --> 03:58:03,100
The folks at Interval say this technology will be fast and will be available in 1999.

3526
03:58:04,100 --> 03:58:05,100
You won't see product...

3527
03:58:05,100 --> 03:58:06,100
Ah.

3528
03:58:09,100 --> 03:58:10,100
Fucking hell, hey?

3529
03:58:13,100 --> 03:58:17,100
Well, I've got the chili, and that's all that matters.

3530
03:58:17,100 --> 03:58:33,100
Could be the YouTube.

3531
03:58:33,100 --> 03:58:36,100
I can hear Shafé really perfect.

3532
03:58:36,100 --> 03:58:44,100
And I'm looking at the levels here, and it says it's coming through crisp on my levels though.

3533
03:58:45,100 --> 03:58:51,100
Jeez, it really has been a technical gremlin of a night, hasn't it?

3534
03:58:51,100 --> 03:58:53,100
Proper gremlin tonight.

3535
03:58:53,100 --> 03:58:57,100
Real gremlin hours.

3536
03:58:57,100 --> 03:58:58,100
Real gremlin hours.

3537
03:58:58,100 --> 03:59:03,100
Reload the browser.

3538
03:59:03,100 --> 03:59:15,100
Thank you very much there.

3539
03:59:15,100 --> 03:59:17,100
The cat that got the chili.

3540
03:59:17,100 --> 03:59:18,100
Very, very kind of you.

3541
03:59:18,100 --> 03:59:19,100
Thank you very much.

3542
03:59:19,100 --> 03:59:21,100
And everyone else there was a tip.

3543
03:59:23,100 --> 03:59:25,100
And obviously CD-RAM.

3544
03:59:25,100 --> 03:59:27,100
Fucking league of his own.

3545
03:59:30,100 --> 03:59:32,100
OSW, thank you very much.

3546
03:59:32,100 --> 03:59:38,100
Let's not forget Quasi-Cumjob and Terry Touchscreen as well.

3547
03:59:51,100 --> 03:59:52,100
Please work.

3548
03:59:52,100 --> 03:59:53,100
...the digital home of the future.

3549
03:59:53,100 --> 04:00:09,100
We'll take you to the first ever digital living room conference to see how PCs, TVs, telephones, and home appliances will soon interconnect and change the way we live.

3550
04:00:09,100 --> 04:00:10,100
Still bad.

3551
04:00:10,100 --> 04:00:12,100
The digital home of the future.

3552
04:00:12,100 --> 04:00:13,100
Hmm.

3553
04:00:14,100 --> 04:00:15,100
Fucking bizarre.

3554
04:00:15,100 --> 04:00:19,420
Tony Fagaro, thank you very much.

3555
04:00:26,880 --> 04:00:28,880
Did you change the settings in OBS?

3556
04:00:29,300 --> 04:00:30,980
Oh, fuck, I didn't do anything, man.

3557
04:00:31,020 --> 04:00:32,100
I just...

3558
04:00:33,540 --> 04:00:37,080
I don't know what I did.

3559
04:00:37,080 --> 04:00:49,020
I'll turn off the keepy-uppy stuff, the keepy-uppy camera.

3560
04:00:49,020 --> 04:01:19,000
Thank you.

3561
04:01:19,000 --> 04:01:41,700
I don't know if that's going to make any difference, but I mean, it could make some difference if it's not.

3562
04:01:42,480 --> 04:01:45,720
If that was the only thing that I changed when I went away from Shafi.

3563
04:01:47,240 --> 04:01:48,660
Come on, please work.

3564
04:01:48,660 --> 04:01:53,140
The future, coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

3565
04:01:54,500 --> 04:02:02,180
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource Incorporated, publishers of Pro One's mathematics tutor in a box for school years.

3566
04:02:03,140 --> 04:02:04,140
What the fuck?

3567
04:02:14,420 --> 04:02:21,140
Hang on, I've got another idea, but we won't have the fucking zoom-in functionality, but...

3568
04:02:21,140 --> 04:02:23,700
But it is an idea.

3569
04:02:23,700 --> 04:02:27,760
It is an idea.

3570
04:02:27,760 --> 04:02:35,440
CD-ROM, you fucking crazy bastard.

3571
04:02:35,440 --> 04:02:36,320
You've done it again.

3572
04:02:37,920 --> 04:02:39,320
Still got the chili on me, man.

3573
04:02:40,140 --> 04:02:42,180
All I can say is thank you very, very much.

3574
04:02:42,500 --> 04:02:46,460
What if Mr. Quad Bike and Come Job was the same person as CD-ROM?

3575
04:02:47,740 --> 04:02:48,780
I don't know.

3576
04:02:50,340 --> 04:02:51,720
I really don't know.

3577
04:02:54,300 --> 04:02:56,300
And Kieran, thank you very much, Kieran.

3578
04:02:59,020 --> 04:03:00,400
Sorry for derilling the stream.

3579
04:03:00,500 --> 04:03:00,880
It's okay.

3580
04:03:00,980 --> 04:03:01,440
It's grand.

3581
04:03:02,760 --> 04:03:03,980
Something had to be done.

3582
04:03:04,700 --> 04:03:05,660
It was heading that way.

3583
04:03:06,220 --> 04:03:08,220
You were merely the fucking...

3584
04:03:09,420 --> 04:03:11,420
The catalyst.

3585
04:03:13,400 --> 04:03:21,740
Then if I go into Computer Chronicles Digital Living Room on YouTube, on Firefox, on this machine,

3586
04:03:23,100 --> 04:03:30,040
we will lose our zoom functionality, which I like to hammer, but it could still work.

3587
04:03:30,780 --> 04:03:32,320
CD-ROM, thank you very much.

3588
04:03:32,980 --> 04:03:34,500
And CD-ROM as well.

3589
04:03:35,360 --> 04:03:37,840
Just can't stop saying CD-ROM, man.

3590
04:03:37,880 --> 04:03:39,860
It's a crazy world we're living in tonight.

3591
04:03:41,600 --> 04:03:43,180
What the fuck was it?

3592
04:03:43,300 --> 04:03:44,560
Okay, Digital Living Room.

3593
04:03:49,600 --> 04:03:53,120
Yeah, I don't want to dwell on the fact that I didn't make the 500.

3594
04:03:53,300 --> 04:03:54,240
It's still a good night.

3595
04:04:00,200 --> 04:04:05,000
Desktop, game capture, display capture, browser, window capture.

3596
04:04:05,000 --> 04:04:07,900
Window capture, window capture.

3597
04:04:27,080 --> 04:04:27,640
That's it.

3598
04:04:27,640 --> 04:04:27,640
That's it.

3599
04:04:27,640 --> 04:04:30,940
Now we might have ads.

3600
04:04:31,120 --> 04:04:32,000
Well, we do have ads.

3601
04:04:34,100 --> 04:04:34,960
Which is shit.

3602
04:04:35,580 --> 04:04:37,100
There's nothing really I can do about that.

3603
04:04:37,300 --> 04:04:37,840
Let's see now.

3604
04:04:38,040 --> 04:04:38,740
Got that then.

3605
04:04:38,840 --> 04:04:39,860
Desktop audio.

3606
04:04:51,860 --> 04:04:52,860
Turn the audio up.

3607
04:04:52,860 --> 04:04:53,040
Turn the audio up.

3608
04:04:53,040 --> 04:04:53,760
One second.

3609
04:04:53,760 --> 04:04:59,640
One company for all your automation needs.

3610
04:04:59,740 --> 04:05:03,900
Give me a call on 0469542762.

3611
04:05:03,900 --> 04:05:06,460
I'll click the link below and I'll give you a call myself.

3612
04:05:09,260 --> 04:05:10,680
She will call you.

3613
04:05:11,180 --> 04:05:12,940
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3614
04:05:13,180 --> 04:05:14,140
CD-ROM.

3615
04:05:17,820 --> 04:05:18,820
You're fucking legend, man.

3616
04:05:18,820 --> 04:05:19,500
Thank you very much.

3617
04:05:19,640 --> 04:05:20,100
And I will.

3618
04:05:20,520 --> 04:05:23,100
If I didn't do the 500, I'm going to do it.

3619
04:05:23,360 --> 04:05:25,000
And you can fucking hold me to that.

3620
04:05:25,040 --> 04:05:25,480
I'm going to do it.

3621
04:05:25,520 --> 04:05:26,560
It might even be the next stream.

3622
04:05:26,980 --> 04:05:31,400
Now that I know the area, the circumference of the area I have to work with.

3623
04:05:32,220 --> 04:05:38,040
And also I'll have prepared a situation where I have.

3624
04:05:38,300 --> 04:05:40,480
I don't wear the shades, but I can get it done.

3625
04:05:40,680 --> 04:05:41,520
But it still is.

3626
04:05:42,560 --> 04:05:43,740
Look, I'll forget about it.

3627
04:05:43,800 --> 04:05:46,260
And someone just said as well, you're wearing different socks.

3628
04:05:46,420 --> 04:05:46,620
Have you.

3629
04:05:47,700 --> 04:05:49,120
Why were you wearing odd socks?

3630
04:05:49,620 --> 04:05:50,500
It wasn't that.

3631
04:05:50,620 --> 04:05:55,660
What was happening was I was actually wearing two pairs of socks because it was a bit cold today in the house.

3632
04:05:55,660 --> 04:06:03,640
So I forgot to take one of the second pair of socks off.

3633
04:06:03,700 --> 04:06:05,760
So it just looks like I was wearing two pairs of socks.

3634
04:06:05,860 --> 04:06:08,120
And actually I was wearing three socks in total.

3635
04:06:08,260 --> 04:06:12,180
Two on one foot and one on the other.

3636
04:06:12,360 --> 04:06:13,940
Now let's get into this.

3637
04:06:14,160 --> 04:06:14,680
It's Stuart.

3638
04:06:14,820 --> 04:06:15,400
It's Shafi.

3639
04:06:15,560 --> 04:06:16,760
It's Computer Chronicles.

3640
04:06:17,120 --> 04:06:18,240
Digital home revolution.

3641
04:06:18,640 --> 04:06:19,560
Home revolution.

3642
04:06:19,560 --> 04:06:25,560
Home director pro, which lets you control PCs, TVs, stereos, security systems.

3643
04:06:25,560 --> 04:06:27,980
And the heating and lighting fixtures in your home.

3644
04:06:28,520 --> 04:06:36,960
The brains of the system is a home network controller, which brings data, voice, fax, and video wiring into one central location in the home.

3645
04:06:37,420 --> 04:06:41,360
You can also set up an interactive monitoring screen in any room of the house.

3646
04:06:41,720 --> 04:06:48,200
For example, in the kitchen, this touchscreen allows you to access the network and do things like keep an updated shopping list,

3647
04:06:48,200 --> 04:06:53,560
which is generated by a barcode reader, which scans your food containers as you use them.

3648
04:06:54,220 --> 04:07:02,080
A company called Interval Research, one of the many new technology companies funded by Paul Allen, is also working on a model for a home network.

3649
04:07:02,540 --> 04:07:03,160
This is called the MediaWire network.

3650
04:07:03,160 --> 04:07:04,320
Any sign of Fontaine.

3651
04:07:04,480 --> 04:07:06,000
He might be around at some time.

3652
04:07:06,160 --> 04:07:08,660
We need to fucking crack on with the Computer Chronicles.

3653
04:07:08,820 --> 04:07:09,960
I'm sorry about that.

3654
04:07:10,960 --> 04:07:12,440
I'm sorry about that.

3655
04:07:12,440 --> 04:07:18,040
The folks at Interval say this technology will be fast and will be available in 1999.

3656
04:07:18,040 --> 04:07:23,200
You won't see products based on this technology probably until late next year sometime.

3657
04:07:23,200 --> 04:07:24,000
Glenn Edens.

3658
04:07:24,000 --> 04:07:33,080
But we have a home network that runs on the existing telephone wiring, and it provides a data bandwidth of 44 megabits per second.

3659
04:07:33,080 --> 04:07:41,080
So that's enough bandwidth to carry audio, MPEG video, HDTV, telephone calls, as well as computer data.

3660
04:07:42,080 --> 04:07:43,900
How can that fella see?

3661
04:07:45,220 --> 04:07:46,640
How can Glenn see?

3662
04:07:48,400 --> 04:07:50,300
He might have been stunned by a bee or something.

3663
04:07:50,300 --> 04:08:03,680
We have to carry audio, MPEG video, HDTV, telephone calls, as well as computer data.

3664
04:08:04,180 --> 04:08:11,620
As with any new technology, one of the issues is standards, trying to establish one standard for all home devices to communicate.

3665
04:08:11,620 --> 04:08:24,540
Apologies there. Somebody said he's albino. Does that mean that he can't see? Do people with albino have sight? Does that mean that they squint?

3666
04:08:26,020 --> 04:08:33,480
I didn't know that. I wasn't trying to fucking stick one to the albinoes. That wasn't my intention.

3667
04:08:34,680 --> 04:08:42,440
That's enough bandwidth to carry audio, MPEG video, HDTV, telephone calls, as well as computer data.

3668
04:08:42,980 --> 04:08:50,240
As with any new technology, one of the issues is standards, trying to establish one standard for all home devices to communicate.

3669
04:08:50,820 --> 04:08:59,820
And because TVs and telephones and computers all use different technologies now, it will take a while for us to get to the totally interconnected digital home.

3670
04:08:59,820 --> 04:09:07,520
One of the big issues is trying to come up with the way things talk to one another. There have been a number of tries at this.

3671
04:09:08,020 --> 04:09:11,140
None of them are all inclusive. And frankly, it's going to be a while.

3672
04:09:11,560 --> 04:09:19,500
I think what we're going to see are islands of connectivity grow. Your home entertainment center first, your computer to other computers in your house second.

3673
04:09:19,500 --> 04:09:25,320
But it will be a while before these two things talk together. But over time, it will happen.

3674
04:09:25,780 --> 04:09:36,020
One of the most well-known industry pioneers, Bob Frankston, thinks the answer for a home interconnectivity standard is right in front of us. The Internet Protocol or IP standard.

3675
04:09:36,020 --> 04:09:42,520
We're now at the verge of bringing that same simplicity inside the home. So whatever... Bob Frankston.

3676
04:09:42,520 --> 04:09:52,760
The wires you have, whether it's... We've just announced the ability to use the phone wires for networking or a lot of people run their own wires and wireless. It'll all be simplified by...

3677
04:09:52,760 --> 04:10:01,760
We'll have a layer on top of it running the same Internet Protocol. And that sets the stage for all the devices to start to cooperate and work together.

3678
04:10:01,760 --> 04:10:10,760
Once you have your digital home wired and networked, how do you control it? Thank you very much, Colonel Glenn. What's going on in this gaff?

3679
04:10:10,760 --> 04:10:19,000
Solution. Did they just hire out a show house and then they put all their tech in there as if to say this is the house of the future?

3680
04:10:19,000 --> 04:10:21,000
Feel the dream.

3681
04:10:21,000 --> 04:10:35,240
Thank you very much, Anguished Panda. Very, very kind. And Captain Sack also says you can always rely on Shafé. You really can. Jim Jim and Peanuts. Thank you very much. I don't know. I'll see if I missed anybody there as well.

3682
04:10:35,240 --> 04:10:40,240
Thank you very much. I can't believe that.

3683
04:10:40,240 --> 04:10:41,240
I can't believe that.

3684
04:10:41,240 --> 04:10:42,240
Digital coffee table.

3685
04:10:42,240 --> 04:10:44,240
It's the integration of a multimedia PC.

3686
04:10:44,240 --> 04:10:45,240
Wow.

3687
04:10:45,240 --> 04:10:46,240
Wow.

3688
04:10:46,240 --> 04:10:47,240
Look how slick that is.

3689
04:10:47,240 --> 04:10:49,240
...on a solution, the digital coffee table.

3690
04:10:49,240 --> 04:10:54,240
It's the integration of a multimedia PC and a home entertainment system.

3691
04:10:54,240 --> 04:10:57,240
The coffee table is a natural item in the room already.

3692
04:10:57,240 --> 04:11:02,240
What it does for you to have a digital coffee table is give you a digital TV in a space

3693
04:11:02,240 --> 04:11:07,240
that you're already using and full access to all these integrated media rather than taking

3694
04:11:07,240 --> 04:11:09,240
up a lot of space in your home.

3695
04:11:09,240 --> 04:11:10,240
Handy home.

3696
04:11:10,240 --> 04:11:15,240
...that would be otherwise used for the integration of these components.

3697
04:11:15,240 --> 04:11:17,240
What a name, what was his name?

3698
04:11:17,240 --> 04:11:18,240
Chad, is it?

3699
04:11:18,240 --> 04:11:21,240
Winslow Burleson.

3700
04:11:25,240 --> 04:11:28,240
Winslow Burleson's after you.

3701
04:11:28,240 --> 04:11:31,240
And who dressed those lads, asked Niall Flynn.

3702
04:11:31,240 --> 04:11:33,240
My thoughts exactly.

3703
04:11:33,240 --> 04:11:35,240
It looks like their mothers did.

3704
04:11:35,240 --> 04:11:41,240
But their mothers still believed they were only seven to eight years old.

3705
04:11:41,240 --> 04:11:57,240
To have a digital coffee table gives you a projection TV in a space that you're already using and full access to all these integrated media rather than taking up a lot of space in your home that would be otherwise used for the integration of these components.

3706
04:11:57,240 --> 04:12:07,240
Under the table is an AM/FM radio, an audio cassette and CD player, a VHS tape deck, a PC with an internet connection, and a video projection device.

3707
04:12:07,240 --> 04:12:12,240
IBM says its digital coffee table is truly plug and play.

3708
04:12:12,240 --> 04:12:15,240
Just plug in the power cord and the phone line and turn it on.

3709
04:12:15,240 --> 04:12:21,240
The IBM digital coffee table is only a prototype now, but it and the digital home network are...

3710
04:12:21,240 --> 04:12:24,240
Look at them on the bed just hanging out.

3711
04:12:24,240 --> 04:12:26,240
And I'd love to zoom in here. I can't.

3712
04:12:26,240 --> 04:12:28,240
You can't see the cursor though.

3713
04:12:28,240 --> 04:12:30,240
Pair of legs there.

3714
04:12:30,240 --> 04:12:32,240
Someone's really just chillaxing the cacks.

3715
04:12:32,240 --> 04:12:37,240
Jerry Adams is there.

3716
04:12:37,240 --> 04:12:49,240
And this guy looks... or is it a woman? We don't know. We can't tell. It's a very, very non gender specific set up.

3717
04:12:49,240 --> 04:12:55,240
Clearly in our future, despite the view of some who say we don't really need to have our homes network.

3718
04:12:55,240 --> 04:12:59,240
It's sort of like saying why would anybody need a multi-car garage? You know, 50 years ago why would you need a multi-car garage?

3719
04:12:59,240 --> 04:13:09,240
It's our old friend Larry Magid from the LA Times. He is a Computer Chronicles Seacrons stall wart.

3720
04:13:09,240 --> 04:13:15,240
Big time friend of Shafey. And here he is in the fucking tech gap. The handy home.

3721
04:13:15,240 --> 04:13:25,240
"A multi-car garage, you were lucky if you had one car. Well today, people need a place to park two or three cars because they have two or three cars. And it will scale up to that."

3722
04:13:25,240 --> 04:13:32,240
It has generally been assumed that the personal computer will be the primary engine of the digital future, but not everyone agrees.

3723
04:13:32,240 --> 04:13:41,240
There are other technologies out there like the television set, like the telephone, that themselves could become the anchor device in the digital home of the future.

3724
04:13:42,240 --> 04:13:48,240
Magic phone. Please display my sock information. Here are the stock quotes you requested.

3725
04:13:48,240 --> 04:13:55,240
I thought he was asking him what his sock information is, like how many pairs of socks he has in the house at the moment.

3726
04:13:55,240 --> 04:14:02,240
I thought he was going to develop then into a case of which ones are dirty, which ones are in the laundry, which ones are clean.

3727
04:14:02,240 --> 04:14:04,240
But it isn't. It's actually stock information.

3728
04:14:04,240 --> 04:14:07,240
"Please display my sock information."

3729
04:14:07,240 --> 04:14:12,240
Sounds like he's saying sock. I can't hear the T in the intonation there.

3730
04:14:12,240 --> 04:14:14,240
"Here are the stock quotes you requested."

3731
04:14:14,240 --> 04:14:17,240
"Show my..."

3732
04:14:17,240 --> 04:14:22,240
"Magic phone. Please display my sock information."

3733
04:14:22,240 --> 04:14:25,240
"Here are the stock quotes you requested."

3734
04:14:25,240 --> 04:14:28,240
"Show my weather."

3735
04:14:28,240 --> 04:14:31,240
"Okay. Here's the weather forecast you wanted."

3736
04:14:31,240 --> 04:14:38,240
Local weather there as well. Crazy bit of business. A lovely, lovely piece of gadgetry and technological wonderment.

3737
04:14:38,240 --> 04:14:46,240
Local weather updated at 3:30 a.m. PDT. Pacific zone time or dawn time. I don't know.

3738
04:14:46,240 --> 04:14:55,240
Areas of mooring low clouds and local fog. This is in June the 22nd, 1998.

3739
04:14:55,240 --> 04:15:08,240
"This is a voice-activated smartphone from General Magic. Unlike a PC or other similar devices, this smartphone doesn't require a web browser, a keyboard or even a pointing device."

3740
04:15:08,240 --> 04:15:10,240
"Coinning device."

3741
04:15:10,240 --> 04:15:11,240
"Coinning device."

3742
04:15:11,240 --> 04:15:18,240
"This cool gadget features a backlit, grayscale, VGA LCD screen and it also includes full feature telephony capabilities."

3743
04:15:18,240 --> 04:15:19,240
"Kevin Beijing."

3744
04:15:19,240 --> 04:15:20,240
"And a voice-activated phone book."

3745
04:15:20,240 --> 04:15:21,240
"Thank you very much."

3746
04:15:21,240 --> 04:15:22,240
"Gwen Shires."

3747
04:15:22,240 --> 04:15:23,240
"He's calling."

3748
04:15:23,240 --> 04:15:24,240
"Answer the phone."

3749
04:15:24,240 --> 04:15:37,240
"General Magic is due to begin testing this prototype with focus groups to find out just which features consumers really want."

3750
04:15:37,240 --> 04:15:39,240
"The original internet telephone is..."

3751
04:15:39,240 --> 04:15:53,240
I don't think these ever really took off. I don't remember seeing them anywhere. Between 1998 and now I only remember just shit phones and then mobile phones. Nokia, Blackia, 3210 then.

3752
04:15:53,240 --> 04:15:57,240
"Then the iPhone a few years later."

3753
04:15:57,240 --> 04:16:01,240
"I suppose there was the WAP enabled phones, Nokia camera phones."

3754
04:16:01,240 --> 04:16:03,240
"iPhone, a real product that you can buy."

3755
04:16:03,240 --> 04:16:04,240
"They were shit."

3756
04:16:04,240 --> 04:16:10,240
"By now, with the iPhone you can look at websites, display graphics, even photographs and artwork."

3757
04:16:10,240 --> 04:16:14,240
"The iPhone features a 16 shade grayscale screen."

3758
04:16:14,240 --> 04:16:18,240
"Did you just call it an iPhone? Thank you very much there, anal chaos."

3759
04:16:18,240 --> 04:16:20,240
"Photographs and artwork."

3760
04:16:20,240 --> 04:16:21,240
"The iPhone features..."

3761
04:16:21,240 --> 04:16:23,240
"It's an iPhone look."

3762
04:16:23,240 --> 04:16:24,240
"It's an iPhone look."

3763
04:16:24,240 --> 04:16:27,240
"Just which features consumers really want."

3764
04:16:27,240 --> 04:16:33,240
"The original internet telephone is the Citgo iPhone, a real product that you can buy now."

3765
04:16:33,240 --> 04:16:39,240
"With the iPhone you can look at websites, display graphics, even photographs and artwork."

3766
04:16:39,240 --> 04:16:41,240
"The iPhone features a 16 shade grayscale screen."

3767
04:16:41,240 --> 04:16:45,240
"Could they have sued Apple for taking their name?"

3768
04:16:45,240 --> 04:16:51,240
"The newest entries in the smartphone field is the interactive phone from two companies, Mitsui and Planet Web."

3769
04:16:51,240 --> 04:16:55,240
"This phone features a four colored touch screen."

3770
04:16:55,240 --> 04:16:57,240
"It lets you access the internet."

3771
04:16:57,240 --> 04:16:59,240
"It works as an answering machine and a fax machine."

3772
04:16:59,240 --> 04:17:02,240
"And it comes with a built in notepad and calendar."

3773
04:17:02,240 --> 04:17:10,240
"While the advent of the smartphone is leading some to believe that the telephone could be the main controller for the digital home of the future."

3774
04:17:10,240 --> 04:17:12,240
"There are others who are betting on the television set."

3775
04:17:12,240 --> 04:17:13,240
"Indeed."

3776
04:17:13,240 --> 04:17:17,240
"They did sue Apple but it was sorted out of course, no way."

3777
04:17:17,240 --> 04:17:25,240
"The first real digital appliance in the home will be the digital TV, also called advanced TV or HDTV."

3778
04:17:25,240 --> 04:17:31,240
"So high definition television, digital television, enhanced television, whatever you end up calling it, is very important."

3779
04:17:31,240 --> 04:17:35,240
"It's going to provide both a mechanism for getting information, much more so than today."

3780
04:17:35,240 --> 04:17:39,240
"Today you get television pictures, tomorrow you'll get data along with your television."

3781
04:17:39,240 --> 04:17:41,240
"And also for setting up a display environment."

3782
04:17:41,240 --> 04:17:46,240
"Someday the best monitor in your house will probably be your digital television."

3783
04:17:46,240 --> 04:17:50,240
"Today the best monitor is probably attached to your computer."

3784
04:17:50,240 --> 04:17:53,240
"So that has the opportunity to change things."

3785
04:17:53,240 --> 04:17:57,240
"National Semiconductor is one of those companies trying to change things."

3786
04:17:57,240 --> 04:17:59,240
"They have developed this product."

3787
04:17:59,240 --> 04:18:01,240
"HDTV."

3788
04:18:01,240 --> 04:18:07,240
"It is a reference platform built to demonstrate the possibilities of the television set."

3789
04:18:07,240 --> 04:18:09,240
"High definition television."

3790
04:18:09,240 --> 04:18:12,240
"I think you'll end up seeing quite a range of people who'll end up wanting it."

3791
04:18:12,240 --> 04:18:14,240
"Those people who want internet."

3792
04:18:14,240 --> 04:18:16,240
"Arty Schiff."

3793
04:18:16,240 --> 04:18:20,240
"Capabilities for those who really want an infotainment device."

3794
04:18:20,240 --> 04:18:28,240
"The strand that he was underneath him just said 'National Semiconductor' and obviously on retrospect that is the company works for."

3795
04:18:28,240 --> 04:18:36,240
"But initially when I first saw it, I thought that they were just saying that Eric Schiff was a national semiconductor."

3796
04:18:36,240 --> 04:18:41,240
"Those people who want internet capabilities, so those who really want an infotainment device."

3797
04:18:41,240 --> 04:18:48,240
"I think probably what you won't see is a lot of people really desperately excited about running Excel say or PowerPoint in their living room."

3798
04:18:48,240 --> 04:18:58,240
"Now this is where the zoom in function really would have been beautiful for me because the way his right hand is on the desk there, it's like that."

3799
04:18:58,240 --> 04:19:06,240
"It's an interesting piece of situational stance technology there."

3800
04:19:06,240 --> 04:19:11,240
"But I think they're desperately excited about running Excel say or PowerPoint in their living room."

3801
04:19:11,240 --> 04:19:14,240
"But I think there are other aspects of computers that are attractive."

3802
04:19:14,240 --> 04:19:17,240
"Clearly browsing is starting to become very effective now in the living room."

3803
04:19:17,240 --> 04:19:25,240
"And I definitely think DVD and gaming will become significant and compelling value propositions of the future integrated platform."

3804
04:19:25,240 --> 04:19:32,240
Thanks, Eric.

3805
04:19:32,240 --> 04:19:44,640
One of the hot topics in the area of the digital future is this notion of convergence, the belief

3806
04:19:44,640 --> 04:19:47,080
that today's separate technology...

3807
04:19:47,080 --> 04:19:48,080
Snotion.

3808
04:19:48,080 --> 04:19:49,080
Hot topics.

3809
04:19:49,080 --> 04:19:52,200
Remember from the Netcafe episode.

3810
04:19:52,200 --> 04:19:53,200
Chat topics.

3811
04:19:53,200 --> 04:20:02,200
When you think about chat topics on the Net, UFOs, conspiracy, a little bit of sex, a little bit of such and such...

3812
04:20:02,200 --> 04:20:05,200
...will soon future is this notion of...

3813
04:20:05,200 --> 04:20:11,160
One of the hot topics in the area of the digital future is this notion of convergence, the belief

3814
04:20:11,160 --> 04:20:16,480
that today's separate technologies will soon come together and emerge into one technology,

3815
04:20:16,480 --> 04:20:19,160
maybe one device, one source of content.

3816
04:20:19,160 --> 04:20:28,160
To sum a good example of that is the first ever cable network that brings together a giant software company, Microsoft, and a giant television company, NBC.

3817
04:20:28,160 --> 04:20:35,160
There was one night not long ago when we...

3818
04:20:35,160 --> 04:20:37,160
The story about George...

3819
04:20:37,160 --> 04:20:37,160
Interesting way to start.

3820
04:20:37,160 --> 04:20:41,160
...and a giant television company, NBC.

3821
04:20:41,160 --> 04:20:55,380
There was one night not long ago when we, the story about George Bush riding the director of the Secret Service, almost a friend of the court letter saying, riding them.

3822
04:20:56,600 --> 04:21:03,720
Riding the director. When we, the story about George Bush riding the director of the Secret Service.

3823
04:21:03,720 --> 04:21:13,860
I never heard about that. That George Bush was riding the director of the Secret Service. Crazy bit of business.

3824
04:21:13,860 --> 04:21:26,380
Yeah, the story about George Bush riding the director of the Secret Service, almost a friend of the court letter saying, I've lived with Secret Service agents for half my life now.

3825
04:21:26,380 --> 04:21:42,960
These men and women shouldn't be forced to, compelled to testify. We broke that story on our nine o'clock broadcast and the executive producer of the nine o'clock broadcast, Steve Kappas and I went back to the newsroom and sat down and banged out the story for.

3826
04:21:42,960 --> 04:21:49,200
He banged out the story about him riding the fucking other guy. It's crazy bit of business.

3827
04:21:49,200 --> 04:22:05,920
The website, it was a scene out of the front page, minus cigarettes. It was rather exciting. And it is, it's as if you have access to an ongoing daily newspaper where the presses are running all the time for us.

3828
04:22:05,920 --> 04:22:12,060
In addition to the convergence of content and distribution, there is also the convergence of hardware.

3829
04:22:12,660 --> 04:22:18,720
Though there's some disagreement as to whether the long promised device convergence will actually happen.

3830
04:22:18,720 --> 04:22:22,560
I think there's a fundamental problem with putting...

3831
04:22:22,560 --> 04:22:26,480
Mike Langberg, San Jose Mercury News.

3832
04:22:26,480 --> 04:22:30,580
...in one big box, which is that different pieces of that box would become...

3833
04:22:30,580 --> 04:22:37,320
...obstleet at different rates. We've got a big box. And so I think ultimately, as far as I can tell, what is going to make the most sense going forward is to have a lot of little discrete devices, some of which will become obsolete quickly, but it won't be a big issue because it'll be inexpensive and small. So I don't think it makes sense to have a $5,000 gigabyte.

3834
04:22:37,320 --> 04:22:59,320
...in one big box. And so I think ultimately, as far as I can tell, what is going to make the most sense going forward is to have a lot of little discrete devices, some of which will become obsolete quickly, but it won't be a big issue because it'll be inexpensive and small. So I don't think it makes sense to have a $5,000 gigabyte box.

3835
04:22:59,320 --> 04:23:12,060
...a $5,000 gigantic server computer in your basement because that server computer is going to become obsolete in two or three years. And my God, you're going to spend $5,000 all over again. So much better to have a lot of little components in bits and pieces.

3836
04:23:12,400 --> 04:23:17,060
Over the next three to five years, I think it's pretty clear that both televisions and computers will continue to...

3837
04:23:17,060 --> 04:23:26,540
...the fellow with his child. I thought there was just a man who was paced. Look at the background there. It looked like a man who was paced walking through the hallway.

3838
04:23:26,620 --> 04:23:31,080
...and $5,000 all over again. So much better to have a lot of little components in bits and pieces.

3839
04:23:31,440 --> 04:23:49,820
Over the next three to five years, I think it's pretty clear that both televisions and computers will continue to exist. Some people will be using one for the other. That's already started. It will be a long time though, if ever, before you just have one type of device. The economics, the user patterns work against that pretty strongly.

3840
04:23:49,820 --> 04:24:19,800
Nevertheless, several companies are moving ahead with convergent products which look like PC TVs. For example, Philips demonstrated the DVX-8000 multimedia home theater. It includes a TV tuner, a DVD player for movies, DVD ROMs, CD ROMs and audio CDs, a video line doubler and a 233 megahertz MMX PC with built-in online access. As you might expect, the remote control for this device looks like something out of Star Wars.

3841
04:24:19,800 --> 04:24:33,800
The LCD menu changes depending on whether you are using the set for audio, video or computing. The media center from National Semiconductor, which we showed you earlier, is definitely designed as a convergence box.

3842
04:24:33,800 --> 04:24:48,160
Well, clearly people have been talking about the convergence box. Not this guy again. We've been up for this guy. I'm back to Winslow again. They're really trying to hammer home the fucking digital coffee desk. Coffee fucking table.

3843
04:24:48,160 --> 04:25:14,160
technology without making you deal with a computer. The range of capabilities here is everything from interacting on family tree, genealogy, in multimedia with the audio tapes of your grandmother's, videotapes of your baby pictures, all of these interesting coalescing of technologies to provide an interesting impact to people's social lives and their real desire to get things done.

3844
04:25:14,160 --> 04:25:31,320
For several years now, some technology gurus have been predicting the demise of printing, of books, of old-fashioned ways of reading. They say they'll be replaced by a new form of digital media, the sort of hypertext, electronic, wired, interconnected, virtual book.

3845
04:25:32,320 --> 04:25:35,880
It's a great fucking jumble of words at the end there.

3846
04:25:40,160 --> 04:25:46,160
Electronic, wired, interconnected, virtual book. This is just about the size of a paperback book.

3847
04:25:47,160 --> 04:26:01,480
Martin Eberhard. Eberhard. But it holds about ten full-size novels. The Kindle. The Kindle. This is a rocket book from... Rocket book.

3848
04:26:02,160 --> 04:26:08,580
Nouveau Media. It weighs just over a pound and it can hold at least 4,000 pages of text and graphics.

3849
04:26:08,580 --> 04:26:14,960
Just 4,000 pages? I thought I was going to say books. That's like a few books.

3850
04:26:15,600 --> 04:26:21,040
The rechargeable battery lasts for up to 40 hours. You can download books from online libraries or

3851
04:26:21,040 --> 04:26:26,680
booksellers into your PC and then offload them to the Rocketbook by setting it in a cradle

3852
04:26:26,680 --> 04:26:33,080
connected to your cereal port. The Rocketbook... Cereal port. Have a read of this shite.

3853
04:26:33,080 --> 04:26:39,760
That in his country, when any young person happened to be put to death, the executioner sold the carcass

3854
04:26:39,760 --> 04:26:49,700
to persons of quality as a prime dainty. And that in his time, the body of a plump girl of 15 who was

3855
04:26:49,700 --> 04:26:57,540
crucified for an attempt to poison the Emperor was sold to his Imperial Majesty's Prime Minister of State,

3856
04:26:58,260 --> 04:27:05,860
and other great mandarins of the court, in joints, from the gibbet, at 400 crowns.

3857
04:27:06,580 --> 04:27:13,140
Neither indeed can I deny that if the same use were made of several plump young girls in this town,

3858
04:27:13,780 --> 04:27:21,380
who without one single growth to their fortunes cannot stir abroad without a chair and appear

3859
04:27:21,380 --> 04:27:28,340
at a playhouse and assemblies. I can't read, can't read anymore. What kind of weird shite were they

3860
04:27:28,340 --> 04:27:34,740
reading about? Hypertext links and since this truly is a digital book, you can browse, search, annotate and

3861
04:27:34,740 --> 04:27:40,420
highlight in ways that are impossible with an old-fashioned paper book. But support for the idea

3862
04:27:40,420 --> 04:27:45,460
of a digital book is mixed. There's actually two companies, one of which is here, Rocketbook,

3863
04:27:45,460 --> 04:27:51,860
another one, Softbook. They're both proposing by the end of the year to have these little handheld units.

3864
04:27:51,860 --> 04:27:59,460
And I would say that could really work. I'm reading a hardback book right now that actually weighs more

3865
04:27:59,940 --> 04:28:05,780
than either one of those prototypes. And it's really a project to sit and hold this thing in your lap.

3866
04:28:05,780 --> 04:28:10,660
So I could see some real potential for something like that. Again, especially because you could get

3867
04:28:10,660 --> 04:28:14,500
new content without going to the bookstore. You could just download it over the internet and there it is

3868
04:28:14,500 --> 04:28:19,940
for you to read. Now my personal view... Larry! I don't want to carry around a $400 device that can...

3869
04:28:19,940 --> 04:28:26,020
And you see sneaking around the back of Larry there for a second. We don't have the fucking zoom technology,

3870
04:28:26,020 --> 04:28:52,020
but let's have a look at it. If I don't want to... Wish I could guys, wish I could. Hang on.

3871
04:28:52,020 --> 04:29:11,540
I could just carry around a $400 device that can only read a book. However, if the device I carry

3872
04:29:11,540 --> 04:29:17,300
around that keeps my schedule, that checks my email, will also let me read a book, so much the better. But the

3873
04:29:17,300 --> 04:29:20,840
The folks at Nouveau Media, the designers of the Rocketbook, disagree.

3874
04:29:21,260 --> 04:29:23,360
A lot of freckles on that shoulder.

3875
04:29:24,140 --> 04:29:27,160
And why has he got a fucking napkin on his glass of Coca-Cola?

3876
04:29:28,340 --> 04:29:30,140
What is it that you expect the book to do?

3877
04:29:30,520 --> 04:29:31,300
We try to do that.

3878
04:29:31,780 --> 04:29:33,780
And we spend a lot of time talking to people and watching...

3879
04:29:33,780 --> 04:29:34,760
Lady Diana.

3880
04:29:35,480 --> 04:29:37,040
This was the year after her death.

3881
04:29:37,760 --> 04:29:39,300
So maybe she is still alive.

3882
04:29:39,800 --> 04:29:40,740
But the folks at Nouveau...

3883
04:29:40,740 --> 04:29:42,400
Princess Diana.

3884
04:29:43,140 --> 04:29:45,260
Good spot there from Sparky.

3885
04:29:45,920 --> 04:29:49,540
Who said that it is actually Princess Diana.

3886
04:29:49,720 --> 04:29:51,280
She isn't dead, guys.

3887
04:29:52,000 --> 04:29:53,140
She never died.

3888
04:29:55,620 --> 04:29:57,520
The designers of the...

3889
04:29:57,520 --> 04:30:00,100
And we spend a lot of time talking to people and watching people read.

3890
04:30:00,420 --> 04:30:02,060
And trying to understand what it is.

3891
04:30:02,680 --> 04:30:04,820
It was the Lady Diana...

3892
04:30:04,820 --> 04:30:07,640
Princess Diana Margaret Thatcher collab.

3893
04:30:10,380 --> 04:30:11,900
The Rocketbook, disagree.

3894
04:30:12,480 --> 04:30:14,020
What is it that you expect the book to do?

3895
04:30:14,420 --> 04:30:15,200
We try to do that.

3896
04:30:15,480 --> 04:30:18,200
And we spend a lot of time talking to people and watching people read.

3897
04:30:18,200 --> 04:30:21,240
And trying to understand what it is that you expect.

3898
04:30:21,360 --> 04:30:22,620
What is the natural thing to do?

3899
04:30:23,160 --> 04:30:26,640
This is the reason for building a dedicated device for reading.

3900
04:30:26,720 --> 04:30:28,680
Rather than trying to do this on a laptop computer or so on.

3901
04:30:28,760 --> 04:30:33,280
And that everything in this device is optimized to make the reading experience as pleasurable

3902
04:30:33,280 --> 04:30:33,860
as possible.

3903
04:30:34,100 --> 04:30:37,780
And to make the mechanics of reading not get in the way of the enjoyment of reading.

3904
04:30:38,240 --> 04:30:44,780
While Nouveau Media was working on the digital book, other startups here were focusing on new ways to deal with digital pictures.

3905
04:30:45,500 --> 04:30:45,880
Pictures.

3906
04:30:45,880 --> 04:30:48,340
There has been a promise of video telephony.

3907
04:30:48,740 --> 04:30:51,120
But up until now, it's been an unfulfilled promise.

3908
04:30:51,640 --> 04:30:53,560
Logitech hopes to change that with...

3909
04:30:53,560 --> 04:30:55,840
Still using a Logitech right now.

3910
04:30:55,980 --> 04:30:57,060
I was going to hold it up.

3911
04:30:57,220 --> 04:31:01,360
But there's no camera to hold it up to because it is the camera that you're watching me on now.

3912
04:31:01,360 --> 04:31:01,920
Dot cam.

3913
04:31:02,280 --> 04:31:03,280
Dot cam.

3914
04:31:03,360 --> 04:31:05,600
Designed specifically for internet use.

3915
04:31:05,600 --> 04:31:08,140
Hi guys, it's Daddy.

3916
04:31:08,520 --> 04:31:11,540
What a scary fucking thing.

3917
04:31:11,860 --> 04:31:14,660
Hi guys, it's Daddy.

3918
04:31:18,660 --> 04:31:20,040
If any...

3919
04:31:20,040 --> 04:31:24,260
If ever the time for the fucking drone music was made, it's this.

3920
04:31:24,880 --> 04:31:25,900
Thanks very much there.

3921
04:31:26,060 --> 04:31:27,060
Calendar Man.

3922
04:31:27,420 --> 04:31:28,820
Happy 10th of November.

3923
04:31:29,000 --> 04:31:29,780
Says Calendar Man.

3924
04:31:29,860 --> 04:31:30,980
Thanks very much for that.

3925
04:31:31,800 --> 04:31:33,300
You old swine.

3926
04:31:34,560 --> 04:31:35,900
Molly Weston, you're not a swine.

3927
04:31:36,000 --> 04:31:38,400
You're a great fucking non-swine.

3928
04:31:38,620 --> 04:31:39,080
Thank you.

3929
04:31:40,400 --> 04:31:41,620
It's Tim and Eric.

3930
04:31:42,180 --> 04:31:44,540
It's Eric from Tim and Eric.

3931
04:31:45,480 --> 04:31:46,400
Fucking...

3932
04:31:48,080 --> 04:31:50,000
I do this every night with your son.

3933
04:31:53,060 --> 04:31:53,420
Oh.

3934
04:31:57,420 --> 04:31:59,360
Logically for internet use.

3935
04:32:00,040 --> 04:32:01,860
Hi guys, it's Daddy.

3936
04:32:02,560 --> 04:32:06,180
Logitech.com works with Microsoft's net meeting software.

3937
04:32:07,360 --> 04:32:08,360
Look at these lads.

3938
04:32:08,360 --> 04:32:23,540
Logitech.com works with Microsoft's net meeting software.

3939
04:32:24,540 --> 04:32:25,360
With digital connectivity...

3940
04:32:25,360 --> 04:32:26,000
Look at these lads.

3941
04:32:26,000 --> 04:32:27,940
...it becomes easier to communicate with pictures.

3942
04:32:28,440 --> 04:32:31,120
So, Meta Creations has come out with a new software program...

3943
04:32:31,120 --> 04:32:34,340
...for putting together professional looking visual stories.

3944
04:32:34,860 --> 04:32:38,120
Power Show lets you do sophisticated TV style effects...

3945
04:32:38,120 --> 04:32:39,660
...like page peels and dissolves...

3946
04:32:39,660 --> 04:32:41,820
...all in a $49 package.

3947
04:32:42,700 --> 04:32:45,540
And with the growth of 3D images on the web...

3948
04:32:45,540 --> 04:32:48,300
...Meta Creations also showed off its new technology...

3949
04:32:48,300 --> 04:32:49,660
...called Meta Streaming...

3950
04:32:49,660 --> 04:32:52,600
...which lets you download complex 3D images...

3951
04:32:52,600 --> 04:32:53,820
Look at the face on that left.

3952
04:32:53,820 --> 04:32:56,060
...in the same way you can now download 2D images.

3953
04:32:56,240 --> 04:32:57,520
What is that even meant to be...

3954
04:32:57,520 --> 04:32:59,720
That's bizarre and frightening.

3955
04:33:01,600 --> 04:33:02,600
Look at...

3956
04:33:02,600 --> 04:33:09,980
There's a lot going on in that 30 seconds...

3957
04:33:09,980 --> 04:33:11,980
It was 20 seconds of pure...

3958
04:33:11,980 --> 04:33:13,280
...imagery hell.

3959
04:33:14,840 --> 04:33:17,980
You have fucking hauling oaths of the digital space.

3960
04:33:21,980 --> 04:33:22,980
Child...

3961
04:33:22,980 --> 04:33:22,980
Child...

3962
04:33:22,980 --> 04:33:22,980
Child...

3963
04:33:22,980 --> 04:33:23,980
...child face...

3964
04:33:24,660 --> 04:33:24,980
...database.

3965
04:33:24,980 --> 04:33:27,980
...has come out with a new software program...

3966
04:33:27,980 --> 04:33:30,940
...for putting together professional looking visual stories.

3967
04:33:31,440 --> 04:33:34,440
Power Show lets you do sophisticated TV style effects...

3968
04:33:34,440 --> 04:33:36,440
...like page peels and dissolves...

3969
04:33:36,440 --> 04:33:38,440
...all in a $49 package.

3970
04:33:39,280 --> 04:33:41,440
And with the growth of 3D images on the web...

3971
04:33:41,440 --> 04:33:44,440
...Meta Creations also showed off its new technology...

3972
04:33:44,440 --> 04:33:46,440
...called Meta Streaming...

3973
04:33:46,440 --> 04:33:49,440
...which lets you download complex 3D images...

3974
04:33:49,440 --> 04:33:52,440
...in the same way we can now download 2D images.

3975
04:33:52,440 --> 04:33:55,440
Let's say you've got a 200 million polygon dinosaur...

3976
04:33:55,440 --> 04:33:57,440
...you want to buy at some shopping mall thing...

3977
04:33:57,440 --> 04:33:59,440
...it would normally say 15 minutes download...

3978
04:33:59,440 --> 04:34:00,440
...wait...

3979
04:34:00,440 --> 04:34:01,440
...you get the whole thing...

3980
04:34:01,440 --> 04:34:02,440
...you're done...

3981
04:34:02,440 --> 04:34:03,440
...you can play with it.

3982
04:34:03,440 --> 04:34:04,440
In this new format...

3983
04:34:04,440 --> 04:34:06,440
...new character alert!

3984
04:34:08,440 --> 04:34:09,440
Fucking character or what?

3985
04:34:09,440 --> 04:34:10,440
Frankie Schoones.

3986
04:34:11,440 --> 04:34:13,440
Thanking you very, very much.

3987
04:34:14,440 --> 04:34:15,440
This is...

3988
04:34:15,440 --> 04:34:16,440
...this is some specimen right here.

3989
04:34:16,440 --> 04:34:17,440
I need to crank up the...

3990
04:34:17,440 --> 04:34:19,440
...I don't know if you're hearing this...

3991
04:34:21,440 --> 04:34:22,440
...like I'm hearing it.

3992
04:34:23,440 --> 04:34:24,440
Turn it up a little bit there.

3993
04:34:25,440 --> 04:34:27,440
...the audio...

3994
04:34:27,440 --> 04:34:37,540
Yeah.

3995
04:34:37,540 --> 04:34:52,280
I have to try and put this guy into some sort of database myself.

3996
04:34:52,280 --> 04:35:00,720
Guy Krause, thank you very much Schultz, very kind dear.

3997
04:35:00,720 --> 04:35:11,840
About a 200 million polygon dinosaur you want to buy and you want to bring him into the supermarket. Let's imagine you want to do that.

3998
04:35:11,840 --> 04:35:35,840
Polygon dinosaur you want to buy at some shopping mall thing. It would normally say 15 minutes download, wait, you get the whole thing, you're done, you can play with it. In this new format you're streaming the data in 3D and you can instantly start playing with it. Rotate, zoom, play around with it. And the longer you wait, the sharper it gets and the more you see. Trading time for beauty, that's a whole new thing and we happily license that to Intel and Microsoft.

3999
04:35:35,840 --> 04:35:47,840
Time for beauty. From soup to nuts. 1984 Tech War. Thank you for all the tape.

4000
04:35:47,840 --> 04:35:57,840
Despite all this talk of the digital living room and the digital future, most of us in fact are still living in an analog world. The radio we listen to, the tele...

4001
04:35:57,840 --> 04:36:00,840
I was going to say, living in a normal house.

4002
04:36:00,840 --> 04:36:11,840
Jakey, Jakey G, thank you very, very much. Sounds like Davey D, the hip hop man from Netcafe.

4003
04:36:11,840 --> 04:36:21,840
Analog home. Jasper McGuigan. Thank you very much, Jasper.

4004
04:36:21,840 --> 04:36:35,840
Despite all this talk of the digital living room and the digital future, most of us in fact are still living in an analog world. The radio we listen to, the television we watch, the computer monitor we stare at, these are all basically analog devices.

4005
04:36:35,840 --> 04:36:45,840
If you can sell an inexpensive color display screen to put in the kitchen. I mean really inexpensive, like again, maybe a hundred dollars that would be plugged into the wall.

4006
04:36:45,840 --> 04:37:01,840
Malibu stew. I love these little Malibu bits, these California fucking vibes. There was one earlier on, you see the beach. These are choice limited edition stew shots. So I mean, if you're up for a fucking...

4007
04:37:01,840 --> 04:37:11,840
Keeping a record of these guys, then, uh, look, these are fucking choice. Backgrounds. For stew.

4008
04:37:11,840 --> 04:37:19,840
You don't see it this often. You don't see this kind of vibe. It's always inside a studio. A stew-dio.

4009
04:37:19,840 --> 04:37:23,840
And I also got it wrong. I've been calling him Stu... S-T-U-E-W-E-T.

4010
04:37:23,840 --> 04:37:31,840
Disco stew. Dr. Stew and all that. The stew pack. But he's actually a stew. He spells his name with a E-W and not a U.

4011
04:37:31,840 --> 04:37:33,840
*Clears throat*

4012
04:37:33,840 --> 04:37:35,840
*Clears throat*

4013
04:37:35,840 --> 04:37:41,840
Hi Daddy. Hi kids, it's Daddy. Designed specifically for internet use.

4014
04:37:41,840 --> 04:37:43,840
*Clears throat* Hi guys, it's Daddy.

4015
04:37:43,840 --> 04:37:49,840
*Clears throat* Hi guys, it's Daddy. It's Daddy. It's Daddy.

4016
04:37:49,840 --> 04:37:51,840
Feel the dream.

4017
04:37:51,840 --> 04:37:53,840
*Clears throat*

4018
04:37:53,840 --> 04:38:01,840
Fave Doley, thank you very much. I'm watching this stream on my analog radio in Gort. Hope you're keeping well.

4019
04:38:01,840 --> 04:38:06,840
Thank you very much for that tip. Fave Doley.

4020
04:38:06,840 --> 04:38:24,840
*Clears throat*

4021
04:38:24,840 --> 04:38:28,840
What was the movie there? Was he blowing pipe smoke into some lads face?

4022
04:38:28,840 --> 04:38:29,840
*Clears throat*

4023
04:38:29,840 --> 04:38:31,840
Anyone know what that film there is?

4024
04:38:31,840 --> 04:38:32,840
*Clears throat*

4025
04:38:32,840 --> 04:38:34,840
*Clears throat*

4026
04:38:34,840 --> 04:38:36,840
*Clears throat*

4027
04:38:36,840 --> 04:38:37,840
*Clears throat*

4028
04:38:37,840 --> 04:38:38,840
*Clears throat*

4029
04:38:38,840 --> 04:38:39,840
*Clears throat*

4030
04:38:39,840 --> 04:38:49,840
Fifth Element, really? I've never watched that. It just didn't look like my cup of tea at all, you know? That and 12 monkeys.

4031
04:38:49,840 --> 04:38:50,840
*Clears throat*

4032
04:38:50,840 --> 04:38:51,840
*Clears throat*

4033
04:38:51,840 --> 04:39:01,840
Well, I'll definitely give it a look. It's good crack, yeah, is it? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? The fifth element, did that have, uh...

4034
04:39:01,840 --> 04:39:03,840
*Clears throat*

4035
04:39:03,840 --> 04:39:05,840
Bruce, not br- ah, fuckin' *Clears throat*

4036
04:39:05,840 --> 04:39:06,840
*Clears throat*

4037
04:39:06,840 --> 04:39:08,840
Hell, man, I'm going mental here.

4038
04:39:08,840 --> 04:39:09,840
*Clears throat*

4039
04:39:09,840 --> 04:39:12,840
I'm gonna say Bruce Wayne there for a second. Bruce Willis.

4040
04:39:12,840 --> 04:39:14,840
*Clears throat*

4041
04:39:14,840 --> 04:39:18,840
Yeah, I did, I- I- Did 12 monkeys have Bruce Willis in it?

4042
04:39:18,840 --> 04:39:19,840
*Clears throat*

4043
04:39:19,840 --> 04:39:20,840
Deuce Willis!

4044
04:39:20,840 --> 04:39:22,840
*Clears throat*

4045
04:39:22,840 --> 04:39:24,840
Who was in 12 monkeys, though?

4046
04:39:24,840 --> 04:39:28,840
*Clears throat*

4047
04:39:28,840 --> 04:39:33,780
He's in it as well, that's why I thought Fifth Element was 12 monkeys.

4048
04:39:38,040 --> 04:39:40,720
12 deuces.

4049
04:39:54,300 --> 04:39:55,880
Beaver Boys, thank you very much.

4050
04:39:55,880 --> 04:39:57,880
Twisted.

4051
04:39:57,880 --> 04:40:02,100
The inevitable trend into the digital future is raising some serious issues.

4052
04:40:02,440 --> 04:40:05,960
The need to take a quantum leap into a new generation of software applications

4053
04:40:05,960 --> 04:40:10,200
and a concern about a level playing field for digital innovation.

4054
04:40:10,940 --> 04:40:16,380
One common theme here at this conference was Microsoft and its potential to dominate the digital future.

4055
04:40:16,900 --> 04:40:23,000
But surprisingly, the general view here was that given the focus on content and appliances in the digital home,

4056
04:40:23,000 --> 04:40:25,940
we are all safe from a Microsoft hegemony.

4057
04:40:26,420 --> 04:40:34,000
They've set up a house on a stage under lights and there's a man just welcoming loads of sales executives

4058
04:40:34,000 --> 04:40:36,340
that are going to do a big pitch. We don't get to see it though.

4059
04:40:36,480 --> 04:40:40,400
In the digital home, we are all safe from a Microsoft hegemony.

4060
04:40:40,780 --> 04:40:43,640
I believe that, you know, there's fundamentally three markets.

4061
04:40:44,460 --> 04:40:47,140
Philippe Cahn from Starfish.

4062
04:40:47,240 --> 04:40:52,600
There's computers, phones and television and there's a convergence place for those three.

4063
04:40:52,600 --> 04:40:57,680
But the convergence place is probably not that huge of a market. It's a big market.

4064
04:40:58,180 --> 04:40:59,980
And, you know, several companies are going to battle that.

4065
04:41:00,180 --> 04:41:04,480
But when you want a phone, you want a phone. When you want a TV, you want a TV. When you want a computer, you want a computer.

4066
04:41:04,720 --> 04:41:06,380
And now we have all in one.

4067
04:41:07,240 --> 04:41:18,360
And, you know, probably Microsoft's going to dominate computers. Sony's going to dominate TVs. And Motorola will dominate phones. And that's how the world will evolve. And I think we need to defocus from this Microsoft stuff.

4068
04:41:18,820 --> 04:41:32,540
Microsoft has proven one thing. That is, they don't do content very well. But if they can take somebody else's content, I'm thinking of Microsoft Investor as an example, they can do really good software-based delivery and graphical user interface.

4069
04:41:32,540 --> 04:41:45,600
It isn't clear what Microsoft's role is going to be. Certainly, it's going to be important. But people who believe Microsoft is just going to march into any market that it chooses need only look at MSN and its success or lack of saying.

4070
04:41:45,820 --> 04:41:49,320
This guy again.

4071
04:41:53,400 --> 04:42:00,220
These two dudes, look. It's like the Tiger fellas from Vegas. One of them got mauled by one of his own Tigers, is it?

4072
04:42:01,780 --> 04:42:04,360
I'm forgetting all the fucking names now.

4073
04:42:05,480 --> 04:42:06,120
You'll know it.

4074
04:42:07,400 --> 04:42:09,720
They were lampooned in The Simpsons as well.

4075
04:42:10,520 --> 04:42:11,880
Siegfried and Roy, was it?

4076
04:42:12,980 --> 04:42:17,860
Yes. I said it just before I saw it, so I know that I'm not losing my mind power.

4077
04:42:17,940 --> 04:42:19,440
...fundamentally changed technology.

4078
04:42:20,100 --> 04:42:21,680
Bizarro Miami Vice.

4079
04:42:23,280 --> 04:42:24,280
Hairy bikers.

4080
04:42:25,280 --> 04:42:30,260
Why have they got four, they've got four fucking old school cream white monitors there?

4081
04:42:30,560 --> 04:42:35,480
...and recreate the excitement of the first wave of personal computing.

4082
04:42:35,900 --> 04:42:38,020
If somebody could write chess in 8K.

4083
04:42:38,560 --> 04:42:39,900
Kai Krauss.

4084
04:42:40,560 --> 04:42:42,360
Chess in 8K.

4085
04:42:42,560 --> 04:42:46,440
What the fuck does that mean? Is that 8K a program, is it?

4086
04:42:46,980 --> 04:42:51,500
I just want to see how Kai Krauss is doing these days, actually, and if he is actually doing.

4087
04:42:57,020 --> 04:42:58,060
He is doing.

4088
04:42:58,060 --> 04:42:58,100
He is doing.

4089
04:43:06,100 --> 04:43:09,720
German software and GUI designer.

4090
04:43:09,720 --> 04:43:12,500
Thank you very much there, Brickwall Chaz.

4091
04:43:13,180 --> 04:43:14,000
And Miloš.

4092
04:43:14,500 --> 04:43:16,120
Thank you very much, Miloš.

4093
04:43:16,440 --> 04:43:18,060
Analog world is right.

4094
04:43:18,300 --> 04:43:21,600
You won't find me wearing that Zux meta yoke.

4095
04:43:22,400 --> 04:43:27,280
Shout out to DCC. The chili looked wonderful. Thank you very much there, Brickwall Chaz.

4096
04:43:30,280 --> 04:43:43,440
So this is Kai Krauss. He's 65. He's in Germany. He's from Germany. He might just live in America. There's a nice bit of information on him here. He's born in Dortmund. Tommy was there. Tom, were you still there?

4097
04:43:43,440 --> 04:43:54,820
Yep. I was in Dortmund. You can bet your bottom dollar that I was definitely there. We might go back over that stream one of the days soon enough, actually.

4098
04:43:56,280 --> 04:43:56,560
Blah.

4099
04:43:58,820 --> 04:44:16,620
And he moved to California in 76. Worked with early synthesizers and vocoders. So we see he did look like he was in a band. You can imagine that guy with a vocoder, Kai Krauss. Doing the whole kind of Daft Punk robotic stuff.

4100
04:44:16,620 --> 04:44:19,280
Qua-wa-quaddy-quadding.

4101
04:44:20,940 --> 04:44:28,000
I am Kai Krauss. I listen. Look at my GUI that I have made.

4102
04:44:28,000 --> 04:44:42,920
It would be pretty fucking cool to see some of that stuff. And contributed, thank you very much, Spice Mongrel. And contributed sound effects to almost 30 records in movies. During the 90s, he ran several software companies.

4103
04:44:44,760 --> 04:44:56,560
MetaCreations, MetaTools. Thank you very much there, Kai Krauss. In February 25, 2005, Demo Conference. Acknowledged him as one of the top 15 innovators in the last 15 years.

4104
04:44:57,040 --> 04:45:02,800
Thank you very much, horses under starlight, for your kind, hearted and generous tip. Krauss has a master's degree.

4105
04:45:04,280 --> 04:45:08,280
From Santa Barbara, California, an honorary doctorate from the University of Essen.

4106
04:45:09,440 --> 04:45:16,920
Krauss lives and works in the 1000 year old Reineck Castle near Bonn in Germany. You were there as well, Tom.

4107
04:45:17,860 --> 04:45:24,580
I was near Bonn, yeah. And actually, I visited a castle near enough Bonn. Cochum.

4108
04:45:25,100 --> 04:45:29,860
And that was the day I actually lost the fucking wallet, I think. It was a long enough stream.

4109
04:45:30,320 --> 04:45:37,380
Which again, we will hopefully go over very soon, not too, in a stream in the not too distant future.

4110
04:45:40,380 --> 04:45:41,620
He lives in a castle.

4111
04:45:44,120 --> 04:45:55,380
I just knew from the look of him, that this guy was like none other. And he really is like none other. He's done a lot of amazing stuff. He was in a band. Maybe we can go back. We can do a Kai Krauss deep dive.

4112
04:45:55,380 --> 04:45:58,260
Now imagine you told that programmer, hey, you're going to.

4113
04:45:58,260 --> 04:46:16,220
In one of the next streams. Or I might do a bit of post stream research. And then come back with a Kai Krauss cracker. One of the days. I don't want to promise anything because it might be another. Oh, look at me do 500 keepy uppies. And then it just fails formula. But I mean, Kai Krauss, he's got something about him.

4114
04:46:16,220 --> 04:46:46,100
If somebody could write chess in 8K. Now imagine you told that programmer, hey, you're going to have 200 megahertz, 4 gigabytes disc, blah, blah, blah. That guy would have spontaneously combusted on the spot if he had that kind of capability. I think people have gotten quite lazy in coding things and without really. And for some reason I ended up attracting. So I'm still trying to play the magnet there to attract some very, very bright people. And they've come up with algorithms that are just optimized down to the last little itty bit the way they used to be in the old days.

4115
04:46:46,100 --> 04:46:59,600
I remember those days and the excitement. There was something in the air. There was a visceral excitement of adrenaline that we all thought this is the future. And then somehow the poop went out of it. You know, we all got so jaded. It's like yawn installing beta.

4116
04:46:59,960 --> 04:47:01,600
I see the poop went out of it, is it?

4117
04:47:01,600 --> 04:47:15,380
In the air, there was a visceral excitement of adrenaline that we all thought this is the future. And then somehow the poop went out of it. You know, the poop went out of it. Is that like a metaphor? Is that like it just shat itself?

4118
04:47:15,620 --> 04:47:29,120
The industry shat itself. And we all got so jaded. It's like yawn installing beta 99 or something. And it didn't seem to matter anymore. And I love that this is almost coming back now. That there is stuff where you go, holy crap. I didn't think this was possible.

4119
04:47:29,780 --> 04:47:35,600
This digital. Lovely Malibu stew. Check it out. People in the background in the sea as well.

4120
04:47:36,680 --> 04:47:55,820
Digital living room conferences. Basically a meeting of middle-aged people trying to define the digital future for their children. But the kids are already being exposed to some of this new digital technology. From poop to nuts. Thanks to some very innovative products that combine some of the new concepts with some very familiar old ones.

4121
04:47:56,600 --> 04:48:01,600
What we have actually is a Lego microcomputer that we're putting into our sets. It's a real computer. It's powered by...

4122
04:48:01,600 --> 04:48:03,600
Lego Mindstorms.

4123
04:48:05,600 --> 04:48:24,600
Six AA batteries. But it has a microprocessor that can actually handle 1000 commands per second. It also has three input ports for sensors. And the main set, which is called the robotics invention system, includes two touch sensors and a light sensor. But being Lego, things as fancy sounding as sensors just sort of snap into place.

4124
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There are also three output ports for motors. And again, motors just snap into place. So what kids can now do is they can build their model around this microcomputer and then create a program for it using a programming language we've created. Download that program into this microcomputer and then have a fully functioning, fully autonomous robot.

4125
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The drag and drop programming language, a Lego form of logo, lets you build and program a robot in about an hour. And no matter how you put the commands together, you always get some result. The neat thing about how the programming language was developed is that you can't make a mistake. No matter how you snap together those command blocks, something's going to happen. It may not be exactly what you thought was going to happen, but something's going to happen. Another example of merging new technology with old technology is the art. Wow, look. Tour de France. Tour de France. Tour de France.

4126
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Core de Force.

4127
04:49:14,580 --> 04:49:21,920
...XR Exerscape exercise system, a healthy addition to your digital home.

4128
04:49:21,920 --> 04:49:26,880
You connect your exercise bike to your PC with the iXR hardware, then on the computer

4129
04:49:26,880 --> 04:49:31,880
screen you can follow the White Rim Trail in Canyonlands National Park in Utah.

4130
04:49:31,880 --> 04:49:35,100
The screen shows you the trail from the bike rider's point of view.

4131
04:49:35,100 --> 04:49:40,560
Your pedaling speed controls the video rate, so if you slow down, so does the trail.

4132
04:49:40,560 --> 04:49:46,240
The digital home of the future will bring some new capabilities that seem hard to imagine.

4133
04:49:46,240 --> 04:49:48,740
Hard to imagine that Starship Troopers...

4134
04:49:48,740 --> 04:49:52,200
...Right now, but will no doubt seem routine in just a few years.

4135
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Here's just a sampling of what some of the experts expect.

4136
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The thing that I think makes perfect sense is to be able to walk up to your VCR and say,

4137
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"Tape Channel 4 at 8:00 tonight for one hour," and the VCR responds, "Okay, and you're done."

4138
04:50:08,160 --> 04:50:09,160
Everybody can relate to this.

4139
04:50:09,160 --> 04:50:14,840
You're going to bed and you suddenly realize that you didn't turn off the light in the living room, and you just kind of,

4140
04:50:14,840 --> 04:50:20,340
"Oh, geez, let's, let's, I gotta go up, it's cold, turn it off and go back to bed." Right?

4141
04:50:20,340 --> 04:50:23,840
Well, everybody's got that experience. It's silly, okay?

4142
04:50:23,840 --> 04:50:28,840
Because you can embed a little transmitter and a switch and make it very easy now.

4143
04:50:28,840 --> 04:50:32,520
Radio Shack and others have tried to do things together, but it didn't really work.

4144
04:50:32,520 --> 04:50:37,520
But I think now with the technology, the wireless technology we have, there are great ways to do this.

4145
04:50:37,520 --> 04:50:40,020
It's a very simple example.

4146
04:50:40,020 --> 04:50:45,520
It still took them like 20 years to get that to happen, really, because the only people are doing it now are they.

4147
04:50:45,520 --> 04:50:46,520
Smart home.

4148
04:50:46,520 --> 04:50:50,200
And there are examples of apples that sound silly that actually make a lot of sense.

4149
04:50:50,200 --> 04:51:00,200
You could eventually have some sort of sensor in your refrigerator that detects the level of milk in the milk carton and warns you at work, you know, you're out of milk.

4150
04:51:00,200 --> 04:51:02,200
Maybe on the way home you should stop and get some milk.

4151
04:51:02,200 --> 04:51:10,880
Do people really want a smart refrigerator that knows when their yogurt's gonna go bad? I'm not sure they do. And it may be very much technology in search of a market.

4152
04:51:10,880 --> 04:51:25,880
I think people are gonna share images electronically. It's gonna be really important. And that's gonna be kind of a replacement for today's snapshots. Instead of taking a picture of my kid's soccer game and showing it to you, I'm gonna take a digital picture and email it to you.

4153
04:51:25,880 --> 04:51:31,880
Look, Larry was fucking off. He's gone. He's done. Larry's bit was done. He's going home.

4154
04:51:31,880 --> 04:52:01,560
Larry Maggots. We can see you, Larry. We know it's you, Larry. He's maybe trying to hide the face. Thank you very much. Mooch and Becks. Very, very kindly of Mooch and Becks. And then you won't have to stand around pretending to admire my picture. You can just delete it. How many times do you have to make sure that a temperature

4155
04:52:01,560 --> 04:52:21,500
of the bath is right? It drives you nuts, right? No, not really. Just fucking run the bath. If it's hot, give it a few minutes. Then get in the bath. If not, put some more water in. It's hot. Why can't the bathtub do that? It says, I like my bath at, you know, 87 degrees or 96 degrees, whatever. And please run a bath.

4156
04:52:22,560 --> 04:52:29,560
There's no question but that we all have a digital future. And no matter what our houses may look like on the outside, on the...

4157
04:52:29,560 --> 04:52:36,600
Lovely Malibu stew scenario here again. And I wonder, does he live in a house like that? I'd imagine he does.

4158
04:52:37,560 --> 04:52:44,560
I've seen a clip from a podcast he was on and in the background he had lots of gadgets and it looked like it had high ceilings and was very clean.

4159
04:52:44,560 --> 04:53:00,560
Inside we will be dealing with information, with entertainment, in fact with each other in a very different way as a result of silicon chips in every room of the house. That's it for our coverage of this digital living room conference. In Southern California, I'm Stuart Chaffee for the Computer Chronicles.

4160
04:53:00,560 --> 04:53:01,560
Thanks, Stu.

4161
04:53:01,560 --> 04:53:02,560
So bad, Stu.

4162
04:53:02,560 --> 04:53:27,560
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by SoftSource, Inc., publishers of Pro One Software, educational software for young adults. And by Z Auctions, the live online shopping experience. Additional funding from PC Connection and Mac Connection, the catalog and online superstore with PC and Mac products, toll free technology and software.

4163
04:53:27,560 --> 04:53:46,560
And by Windows Magazine, delivering desktop, enterprise and internet computing news, reviews, features and how to's for a Windows world. Because the world runs on Windows.

4164
04:53:46,560 --> 04:53:55,560
To purchase a videotape copy of today's program, call toll free 1-888-310-750.

4165
04:53:55,560 --> 04:54:00,560
Oh, I'd say thank you very much to everybody who's shooting in the street tonight. And thank you very, very much.

4166
04:54:00,560 --> 04:54:01,560
The show number and the topic.

4167
04:54:01,560 --> 04:54:05,560
To that fucking CD-ROM master. And everybody else out there.

4168
04:54:05,560 --> 04:54:06,560
I couldn't make...

4169
04:54:06,560 --> 04:54:07,560
I couldn't make...

4170
04:54:07,560 --> 04:54:08,560
I couldn't make...

4171
04:54:08,560 --> 04:54:09,560
I couldn't make...

4172
04:54:09,560 --> 04:54:10,560
We'll show you some of the new features of Win98.

4173
04:54:10,560 --> 04:54:14,560
Last Windows Magazine editor, Mike Elgin, whether it's worth upgrading.

4174
04:54:14,560 --> 04:54:17,560
You'll meet some Windows 98 users to see what they think.

4175
04:54:17,560 --> 04:54:24,560
We'll show you some of the more fun aspects of Windows 98 with two add-on packages, Plus98 and Gizmos98.

4176
04:54:24,560 --> 04:54:25,560
Gizmos98.

4177
04:54:25,560 --> 04:54:31,560
We'll meet the man who developed one of the popular alternatives to Windows, Mr. Linux, Linus Torvald.

4178
04:54:31,560 --> 04:54:33,560
It's all coming up next week on...

4179
04:54:33,560 --> 04:54:34,560
Linus Torvald.

4180
04:54:34,560 --> 04:54:41,560
That might be the same episode that we saw, the very first episode we saw of Computer Chronicles back in the day.

4181
04:54:41,560 --> 04:54:43,560
I just want to hear what he had to say there again.

4182
04:54:43,560 --> 04:54:50,560
But I just wanted to say thank you very much for everyone who tipped there on that fucking train of destruction.

4183
04:54:50,560 --> 04:54:55,560
And the stream was fucking going tits up big time.

4184
04:54:56,560 --> 04:55:01,560
And it did actually and I'm very, very disgusted with the Call of Duty scenario.

4185
04:55:01,560 --> 04:55:04,560
But look, we'll try and get that sorted out again.

4186
04:55:04,560 --> 04:55:05,560
This...

4187
04:55:06,560 --> 04:55:09,560
Linus Torvald personally keeps on going on.

4188
04:55:10,560 --> 04:55:12,560
As for Kiki Stockhammer, Red FM rules.

4189
04:55:12,560 --> 04:55:15,560
I watched a Computer Chronicles off stream the other day.

4190
04:55:15,560 --> 04:55:17,560
I'm gonna have to watch that again on stream.

4191
04:55:17,560 --> 04:55:21,560
Kiki Stockhammer appears in a Computer Chronicles episode.

4192
04:55:22,560 --> 04:55:26,560
A few years before she's on Computer Chronicles.

4193
04:55:27,560 --> 04:55:29,560
And this is like back in 93 or 92.

4194
04:55:30,560 --> 04:55:33,560
The one... the year that we saw her was like 99 I think.

4195
04:55:35,560 --> 04:55:36,560
It's crazy like...

4196
04:55:37,560 --> 04:55:38,560
We'll show you some of...

4197
04:55:38,560 --> 04:55:40,560
Because he goes the infamous Kiki Stockhammer.

4198
04:55:40,560 --> 04:55:42,560
So he knew of her.

4199
04:55:42,560 --> 04:55:43,560
He knew of her infamy.

4200
04:55:43,560 --> 04:55:45,560
The new features of Win98.

4201
04:55:45,560 --> 04:55:49,560
We'll ask Windows Magazine editor Mike Elgin whether it's worth upgrading.

4202
04:55:50,560 --> 04:55:53,560
You'll meet some Windows 98 users to see what they think.

4203
04:55:53,560 --> 04:55:56,560
We'll show you some of the more fun aspects of Windows 98.

4204
04:55:56,560 --> 04:55:58,560
With two add-on packages.

4205
04:55:58,560 --> 04:56:00,560
Plus 98 and Gizmos 98.

4206
04:56:01,560 --> 04:56:03,560
That is the very first episode we've seen.

4207
04:56:03,560 --> 04:56:05,560
Was the Windows 98 one.

4208
04:56:05,560 --> 04:56:08,560
We'll meet the man who developed one of the popular alternatives to Windows.

4209
04:56:09,560 --> 04:56:10,560
Mr Linux.

4210
04:56:10,560 --> 04:56:11,560
Linus Torvalds.

4211
04:56:11,560 --> 04:56:14,560
It's all coming up next week on the Computer Chronicles.

4212
04:56:15,560 --> 04:56:16,560
Lovely stuff.

4213
04:56:16,560 --> 04:56:17,560
Lovely stuff.

4214
04:56:17,560 --> 04:56:26,720
Good night.