1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:27,000 *Loud music* 2 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:51,000 How are you getting on there? Mega Xenomorph. Panthers, Brooklyn, Frankish Golds, Keira Davey, Red Ephemers, Ross Kemp, Beardsman MEP, J.G. McHugh, Kyle Simpson, Black Tom, J.Mac, how are you Francis? How are you J.Mac? Liam Murphy, Echo Flex, Bonzo, bad name, bad meme. 3 00:00:51,000 --> 00:01:03,000 Just watching the game. It's 0-0 at the moment but no better time than to continue the amazing saga that is EastEnders the video game. Let me turn down the mic. It's looking a little bit hot there. 4 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:21,000 I think the mic is hot. Test, test, test, one, two. Uh... We didn't get round to finishing the original concept of EastEnders the video game. And uh... We got as far as getting into the police station and we kept on getting killed. 5 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:37,000 There's no better time to continue it. As I was waiting to come on the stream there... I noticed as well I turned down the match for a second. The attention to detail from the makers, the creators of the game. 6 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:53,000 I'm gonna turn up the little volume of the game slider here. And uh... They've added some sniff noises from your man like... Like paranoid kinda frenzy. He's a Cockney gangster. See if you can pick it up here. 7 00:01:53,000 --> 00:02:08,000 *Scoffs* You hear that? *Scoffs* 8 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:15,000 Brooklyn... Brooklyn... Brooklyn Lukey, thank you very much for your tip. You simply say... "Suuuuz!" *Scoffs* 9 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:30,000 *Scoffs* Can you hear these little sniffs he's doing? *Scoffs* 10 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:58,000 *Scoffs* He's uh... He's a paranoid man. The story so far is that um... He... Has to get back his son. And they've killed his wife Suze. Suze is toast. Suze went down the... The... The stinker. Uh... She ended up in the gutter. And now... Uh... He has to save his son. So we will do that. And I'll keep you abreast. I think Tom is there on board. Tom? How are things? Are you there, Tom? 11 00:02:58,000 --> 00:03:05,000 *Scoffs* How are you getting on? What's your story? *Scoffs* Thank you very much, Pat Butcher. Thank you very much. 12 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:11,000 *Scoffs* Thanks very much there, Tom. And thanks very much for the tip. How are you getting on there, Tom? You watching the match? 13 00:03:11,000 --> 00:03:26,000 *Scoffs* I am, yeah. It's... 0-0. Got the plucky little Japanese fellas versus... The little Croatian fellas. Even though they're not little. But there is one little fella for Croatia who's doing the magic. That's none other than Modric. 14 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:41,000 *Scoffs* Modric. Modric. Modric. Modric is right. Franky Schoonz. Thank you very much. Uh... For the tip, Franky Schoonz has been missing having a good lean against the wall of Pash while... Look at... Let's hopefully we can get... Let's hopefully we can get... 15 00:03:41,000 --> 00:03:44,000 ...Leaning very, very soon. 16 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:51,000 *Scoffs* That is the truth as we enter Sun Hill... Cop Shop. 17 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:55,000 *Scoffs* Sorry, I was held up. Some maniac drivers out there. 18 00:03:55,000 --> 00:04:08,000 *Scoffs* Maniac drivers out there. *Scoffs* And we have... Stole a BT telecommunications van, parked it round the back. And now we have to follow this policeman... 19 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:23,000 *Scoffs* Into... The communications room. The rack room or whatever. And... Uh... Pose as a telecommunications engineer. But then... When his back is turned... We turn into the nasty pieces of work that we are. 20 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:37,000 *Scoffs* Right. This is it. I'll leave you to it. *Scoffs* And there he goes. That's your man. He's left us to it. Very little security inside the police station here. And... Uh... We've been left here as a lovely... 21 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:48,000 ...little yellow pages there on the table. Poddy Bob, thank you very much for the tip. And... Uh... Anaconda G. None other than Anaconda G, Tom. 22 00:04:48,000 --> 00:05:04,000 *Scoffs* Anaconda G. Z. And the E. Z. With the Fort Treesy. Thank you very much. And... Uh... Glenn Patrick and Rico Doherty. Thank you very much. Come on, Wesh. Tam. Yes, from... Daddy Ottombs who's... Can I get a come on, Wesh? Look, I can't... I can't do the accent myself. But, uh... Francis, maybe you can. 23 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:04,500 Maybe you can. 24 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:08,100 I can't at the moment do it. 25 00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:12,660 I'm not really as good as doing it as our extended family member, 26 00:05:12,820 --> 00:05:14,900 Tony Higgins, who lives over in London. 27 00:05:15,400 --> 00:05:18,780 He goes by the stage name as Tony Hamlets. 28 00:05:19,140 --> 00:05:21,160 I think we do have him on the line as well. 29 00:05:21,540 --> 00:05:22,920 Tony, are you there, Tony? 30 00:05:24,040 --> 00:05:25,560 How's it going, mate? You all right? 31 00:05:26,420 --> 00:05:27,720 We're good, we're good. 32 00:05:27,720 --> 00:05:30,600 We're actually getting a few questions in here, 33 00:05:30,700 --> 00:05:33,260 and we want to get a few come on West Ham's. 34 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,080 Can you do the come on West Ham's? 35 00:05:36,540 --> 00:05:39,580 Well, let's do this. 36 00:05:40,380 --> 00:05:41,500 Come on West Ham! 37 00:05:45,340 --> 00:05:50,140 Lovely stuff there from Tony. 38 00:05:50,420 --> 00:05:53,920 My cousin, second cousin, removed Tony Hamlets, 39 00:05:54,020 --> 00:05:54,820 or Tony Higgins. 40 00:05:54,820 --> 00:05:56,540 Tony Higson, I beg your pardon. 41 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,860 His stage name is Tony Hamlets. 42 00:06:00,380 --> 00:06:02,040 Now, this is a great little situation. 43 00:06:02,160 --> 00:06:05,160 The attention to detail inside this police station here is second to none. 44 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:09,660 They've got a very drab, grey, beige area, workplace, work, 45 00:06:10,340 --> 00:06:12,560 downtime zone with a dartboard, 46 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,840 a few fruit machines, space invaders, 47 00:06:16,300 --> 00:06:18,220 a couple of pool tables in there as well. 48 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:19,320 You can hear it. 49 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,100 Choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo, choo. 50 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,300 Jackie, thank you very much for the tip there. 51 00:06:24,380 --> 00:06:27,020 Jonathan Doyle, Robbie and Hanleyman, and Hoobie, 52 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:31,300 and Dagenham Motors, Rico Doherty, and Kinky John Fowler. 53 00:06:31,700 --> 00:06:32,400 Thank you all, lads. 54 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,320 Very, very kind of you. 55 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,520 So happy you're back to finish this, says Dagenham Motors. 56 00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:39,040 Yeah, look, sometimes it just goes like that. 57 00:06:39,100 --> 00:06:45,700 You know, we do start in earnest, but we might fail or stop in earnest as well. 58 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,800 I don't know what the opposite to stopping would be. 59 00:06:47,920 --> 00:06:50,640 If you started in earnest, I'm not sure if you stop in earnest. 60 00:06:51,800 --> 00:06:53,640 Maybe you can enlighten me there as somebody. 61 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,520 I'm not sure if you know what I'm trying to clutch for there in the mind space, 62 00:06:57,620 --> 00:06:58,420 but it is out there. 63 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:03,680 Thank you very much, Joe McGann, Ryan McDyre, and Merle. 64 00:07:03,780 --> 00:07:04,400 Thank you very much. 65 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,440 We say a big happy birthday to Aisling O'Neill. 66 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:10,240 She's off to celebrate with some Mongolian folk metal boys tonight. 67 00:07:10,360 --> 00:07:10,820 That's great. 68 00:07:10,940 --> 00:07:13,180 Well, make sure you look after yourself as well, 69 00:07:13,220 --> 00:07:15,320 and don't go too heavy on the Mongolian folk. 70 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:19,660 Just see where our hotkeys are there, so we know how to save this. 71 00:07:19,660 --> 00:07:21,040 We want to save the states. 72 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:22,700 Joe McGann, thank you very much. 73 00:07:22,780 --> 00:07:24,580 Phil Mitchell's hairbrush, thank you very much. 74 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:27,960 We need to save the states of the games. 75 00:07:29,160 --> 00:07:35,140 We don't want to be relying on the memory card or the fucking checkpoint, 76 00:07:35,420 --> 00:07:37,180 reload into a checkpoint scenario. 77 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:40,740 We want absolute, total control over the game. 78 00:07:40,900 --> 00:07:42,580 Load state is F3. 79 00:07:43,180 --> 00:07:44,920 Save state is F1. 80 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,280 Just for anyone who's interested, 81 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:49,080 This is a PS2 era game. 82 00:07:50,080 --> 00:07:51,940 2001 or 2002, maybe. 83 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:55,880 We're running it on PCSX2. 84 00:07:56,680 --> 00:08:00,420 The PlayStation 2 emulator for PC. 85 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:06,160 And Big Tripod, thank you very much for your kind of generous tip there. 86 00:08:06,280 --> 00:08:11,000 So the idea here is to go to the evidence room, which is up here. 87 00:08:11,060 --> 00:08:12,600 We got here the last time we got murdered. 88 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,640 I'm going to make the, not make the same mistake and save it. 89 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,300 So we get inside the evidence room. 90 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:26,500 As you can see here, lots of evidence around drugs in drug bags, exhibit bags, seals, labels. 91 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:28,920 Big Tripod, thank you very much. 92 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:31,520 And then there's a piece on the floor, which we have there. 93 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,920 And a few meat cleavers and a big shotgun. 94 00:08:35,420 --> 00:08:36,320 We're going to save this. 95 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:44,300 Take a sip of water here before it all kicks off. 96 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:49,520 Still 0-0 time, is it? 97 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:50,900 Yeah. 98 00:08:51,680 --> 00:08:52,580 Seems to be. 99 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,140 Croatia are holding the ball up well here. 100 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:59,280 They're controlling the game so far. 101 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,140 It's a Croatian possession game. 102 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,200 But look, there are no shit teams at this World Cup. 103 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:13,700 And as you know, it's the Asians who surprise you with their technical ability to maneuver the ball as well. 104 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:17,500 And the Japanese and Koreans both playing today. 105 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:19,840 Japan versus Croatia. 106 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:23,540 And I think that's South Korea up against Brazil later on. 107 00:09:23,740 --> 00:09:27,960 So look, anything could happen. 108 00:09:29,620 --> 00:09:33,040 Were you surprised last night at any of the results yesterday? 109 00:09:33,320 --> 00:09:34,120 Or England were playing? 110 00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:34,920 France were playing? 111 00:09:35,180 --> 00:09:36,560 France got a good victory. 112 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,920 England got a good victory. 113 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:38,820 What was the story there? 114 00:09:40,520 --> 00:09:41,000 Yeah. 115 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:45,320 Killian Mbappacino for France doing the business. 116 00:09:46,540 --> 00:09:49,200 And they absolutely dominated Poland. 117 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,080 Poland looked absolutely cat. 118 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:52,760 But they haven't been great all tournament. 119 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:55,400 And England, yeah. 120 00:09:57,900 --> 00:10:01,280 England, the score was 3-0, 4-0, was it? 121 00:10:02,480 --> 00:10:03,300 I'm not sure. 122 00:10:03,300 --> 00:10:03,860 I'm asking you. 123 00:10:04,860 --> 00:10:08,180 England were, the goals were soft enough now. 124 00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:15,980 And I don't think they're going to have the ability to be able to score goals as easy as they did against Senegal, as they will do against France. 125 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:18,580 But Sherlock remains to be seen. 126 00:10:18,580 --> 00:10:21,820 I thought Senegal would have put up a bit more of a fight against England. 127 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:25,360 But they didn't really pose any defensive problems. 128 00:10:26,660 --> 00:10:30,760 So it was a steamroll scenario for both France and England, really. 129 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:36,940 But we'll see what happens there in the quarterfinal coming up. 130 00:10:37,500 --> 00:10:38,180 Back to the game. 131 00:10:38,820 --> 00:10:40,220 Back to the getaway. 132 00:10:41,020 --> 00:10:42,800 Back to the getaway is right. 133 00:10:42,900 --> 00:10:46,000 Thanks very much there, Dungarees and Big Tripod. 134 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:47,920 Now, the gun has been got. 135 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:51,280 We have a piece in our hands. 136 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:54,060 And I believe it is L. 137 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:56,160 We've saved the state so we don't get fucked up. 138 00:10:56,460 --> 00:10:57,780 We've got an L1. 139 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:03,300 If we press L1, R1, R2, he'll aim it at anyone. 140 00:11:04,260 --> 00:11:09,640 But if we press L1, I think he targets auto-target, which is what we want. 141 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:19,040 So we have to go and find a woman who's a bad ombre. 142 00:11:24,740 --> 00:11:26,780 And that guy there in the suspenders, look. 143 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:29,620 I think he's a bent copper. 144 00:11:30,240 --> 00:11:32,040 But we're going to take down to Chinatown. 145 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,960 Before I forget, leave the Yardy report out. 146 00:11:35,220 --> 00:11:36,600 It's surplus information. 147 00:11:39,060 --> 00:11:40,120 Surplus information. 148 00:11:40,380 --> 00:11:40,880 What did you say, boss? 149 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,160 Now, we've got the gun drawn. 150 00:11:43,540 --> 00:11:45,000 It's going to kick off. 151 00:11:45,420 --> 00:11:47,940 So we might have to turn down the volume on the game soon enough. 152 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,560 Ian Beale Fan Club. 153 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,700 Thank you very much there, Ian Beale Fan Club. 154 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,600 We've put the gun away. 155 00:11:56,660 --> 00:11:57,400 I'm not sure if anyone 156 00:11:57,400 --> 00:12:02,180 is taking us to account yet. 157 00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:08,640 There's a few filth over here. 158 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,740 Look, the filth have congregated inside Sun Hill. 159 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:12,700 A corridor. 160 00:12:12,860 --> 00:12:13,340 Brain slug. 161 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:14,220 Thank you very much. 162 00:12:15,800 --> 00:12:20,040 We can keep walking down here. 163 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,760 And then turn left at the end of the corridor. 164 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:26,740 Yeah, that's it. 165 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,040 If we just walk around like this. 166 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,280 So far, so good. 167 00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:29,740 I... 168 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,680 Uh-oh. 169 00:12:30,740 --> 00:12:46,480 I'm not sure if we should save it either in case we fucking softlock ourselves in a bad situation. 170 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:51,340 Getting pistol whipped. 171 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:53,120 Getting pistol whipped. 172 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,880 What we'll do is we'll hide around here. 173 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,220 Take out our gun. 174 00:12:57,720 --> 00:12:58,480 Where's the gunage? 175 00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:04,180 We'll lean against some computers here. 176 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,400 We're getting shot through the window. 177 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:07,120 That's not great. 178 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,180 And that's us done. 179 00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,660 That's us done. 180 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:15,620 So not a great start so far. 181 00:13:16,020 --> 00:13:17,200 Tony, come in, Tony. 182 00:13:17,260 --> 00:13:18,060 What do you think of that? 183 00:13:19,060 --> 00:13:21,140 You absolutely gaffed that up, didn't you? 184 00:13:21,820 --> 00:13:27,800 What you need to do is get out of your pistol as soon as you grab it in the evidence room 185 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:29,100 and then bosh, bosh, bosh. 186 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:29,860 Oi, oi, oi, oi. 187 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,580 Bosh, bosh, bosh. 188 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:31,220 Oi, oi, oi. 189 00:13:31,580 --> 00:13:33,480 All the way down to Chinatown, son. 190 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:37,340 Because the way you're playing it right there is a little bit kinglier. 191 00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:39,820 You need to wind your neck in and start... 192 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,660 start fucking thinking. 193 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:43,340 Right? 194 00:13:46,040 --> 00:13:47,260 Thanks very much, Tony. 195 00:13:47,900 --> 00:13:49,160 Ice Stole from Sterling. 196 00:13:49,220 --> 00:13:49,940 Thanks very much. 197 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,400 And Brain Schlug, thank you very much. 198 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,940 Have you sampled the festive five ounce since its long-awaited return to Supermax? 199 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,900 I didn't know you were talking about a burger there. 200 00:13:58,100 --> 00:14:03,620 But I do know that they have a selection of prime beef meats going there. 201 00:14:03,700 --> 00:14:05,520 And it's the five ounce, it's the ten ounce. 202 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,300 I haven't heard of the festive five ounce. 203 00:14:07,920 --> 00:14:11,100 To be honest with you now, the burgers in Supermax, 204 00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:19,540 the meat smells different to, you know, the McDonald's meat and Burger King meat. 205 00:14:19,540 --> 00:14:21,220 I'm not too gone on it. 206 00:14:21,220 --> 00:14:23,520 But I love the chicken specials. 207 00:14:23,680 --> 00:14:28,600 I'm a big, big exponent of their chicken world that they've got going on. 208 00:14:28,720 --> 00:14:31,400 Big, big fan of the chicken work they've been doing down there. 209 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:33,660 Supreme Chicken Sandwich. 210 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:34,700 It's great news. 211 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,980 And it's a chicken, it's a chicken breast fillet sandwich, you know. 212 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:39,140 It's not a chicken burger. 213 00:14:40,420 --> 00:14:43,680 I ordered one the other day and I went down to collect it and I said, 214 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,940 I ordered the chicken burger. 215 00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:47,800 And he correct me, he goes, 216 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:48,780 it's not a burger you ordered. 217 00:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,520 It's a fucking chicken sandwich, you know. 218 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,280 And that was in front of a lot of people. 219 00:14:53,420 --> 00:14:55,500 I was, I said, oh, sorry, I got it wrong. 220 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:57,880 I meant to say chicken sandwich is what I ordered. 221 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,660 So they do differentiate. 222 00:15:00,940 --> 00:15:01,740 It's not a burger. 223 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:03,900 It's a fucking sandwich breast fillet. 224 00:15:04,380 --> 00:15:06,500 And I really do enjoy those. 225 00:15:06,580 --> 00:15:09,500 But the meat smells, smells strange. 226 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,380 I'm just going to go out and say that. 227 00:15:11,500 --> 00:15:12,840 But it's fine. 228 00:15:13,300 --> 00:15:15,780 I just need to caveat that, that their food is fine. 229 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:23,240 Now, let's go back to our evidence room committee inquiry. 230 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,380 There we go. 231 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:33,940 It says more about McDonald's and Burger King than it does Supermax's Gibbs. 232 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:38,340 So, well, yeah, in a way, I'd never really thought about it 233 00:15:38,340 --> 00:15:40,720 until I seen a comment, someone say it under, 234 00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:45,320 underneath a disparaging article about the Supermax owner, 235 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:48,320 who, if I remember correctly, was given out about the 236 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:51,880 pandemic unemployment payment. 237 00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:55,120 He was saying that it was wrong to be paying people that much 238 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,500 because he couldn't hire people to work in his establishment. 239 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:02,540 And then someone wrote underneath in the comments, 240 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,380 the smell of the meat is bad. 241 00:16:05,780 --> 00:16:07,100 I prefer McDonald's something. 242 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,280 And then I thought, you know what? 243 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:10,500 It isn't bad, but it does smell different. 244 00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:14,480 But sausage bap is stuta. 245 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,420 Thank you very much. 246 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:18,880 Had a lovely full English breakfast the last day in the East End last year. 247 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:23,560 Not much to add to that, but I feel the need to tell my story. 248 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,940 Didn't care for the beans, though, you say. 249 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:26,820 Oh, that's great stuff. 250 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:31,300 Well, look, maybe next time you get yourself down to a different greasy spoon. 251 00:16:31,300 --> 00:16:34,480 Let's get going here. 252 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:40,440 Sorry, we can hear some cops, some filth talking shite around the corner here. 253 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:41,680 Beppe from EastEnders. 254 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:42,980 Thanks very much for the tip. 255 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,320 Dirty Beppe. 256 00:16:46,980 --> 00:16:49,380 We'll put that gun away there and just do the Solid Snake. 257 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:53,400 Around this time, Solid Snake was big, big shit in the games world. 258 00:16:54,120 --> 00:16:58,020 And sneaking up against walls, all the games manufacturers and games makers, 259 00:16:58,640 --> 00:16:59,920 they had to implement. 260 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:01,180 Can you sneak it? 261 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:03,900 Can you pin yourself against the wall and sneak around? 262 00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,480 Because if you can't do that, we're not selling the game. 263 00:17:07,140 --> 00:17:08,540 That's what people want now. 264 00:17:09,300 --> 00:17:10,540 It's Kojima or bust. 265 00:17:13,420 --> 00:17:13,820 Continue. 266 00:17:14,940 --> 00:17:15,600 How'd you get off the wall? 267 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,920 Okay, so there we'll withdraw the pistol there. 268 00:17:25,780 --> 00:17:27,140 I'm going to deal with a bird. 269 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,600 You're going to do what her majesty paid you to do. 270 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:30,840 Now get on with it. 271 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,680 So he just said there, I'm going to deal with the bird. 272 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:36,100 And you're going to deal with the... 273 00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:38,700 You're going to do what her majesty paid you to do. 274 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:42,100 And as you can see, it's dated because the queen has died now. 275 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,740 The queen has died. 276 00:17:44,100 --> 00:17:46,260 So her majesty paid you to do. 277 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,420 It would have been... 278 00:17:47,420 --> 00:17:48,460 It should be his majesty. 279 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:49,940 So I'm just going to show you these games. 280 00:17:50,500 --> 00:17:53,780 They're a window into the time in which they were made as well. 281 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:55,460 Well, look at this. 282 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,480 And that's him. 283 00:17:58,520 --> 00:17:59,240 He's doing the shuffle. 284 00:17:59,360 --> 00:18:00,900 He's doing the Sun Hill shuffle. 285 00:18:01,660 --> 00:18:02,300 That's lovely. 286 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,160 And it's R1. 287 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,060 We've just discovered it's R1. 288 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:06,540 And we've picked up a second pistol. 289 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,220 Dual wielding the pistols. 290 00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:09,800 A Kimbo. 291 00:18:10,060 --> 00:18:11,640 And we're pistol whipping these guys. 292 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:13,040 That's lovely stuff. 293 00:18:14,540 --> 00:18:15,440 That's really nice. 294 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,600 We'll go up to the wall here and do a little bit of leaning. 295 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:21,460 This is exactly what Frankie Scones was wanting to happen. 296 00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,680 We don't want to get done in by this... 297 00:18:23,680 --> 00:18:26,940 We've been arrested by a man with a pleasant face. 298 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,140 Doesn't look like a kind of man who would... 299 00:18:30,140 --> 00:18:33,600 Go up against you at quite blank range with a gun. 300 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,440 But he is that man. 301 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:36,840 And that's what he's done, Tom. 302 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:37,940 Yeah. 303 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:40,540 Still a little here with Japan and Croatia. 304 00:18:40,780 --> 00:18:42,060 But look... 305 00:18:42,060 --> 00:18:44,460 You need to make sure you've got your pistols drawn. 306 00:18:44,620 --> 00:18:45,980 And you're ready to rock. 307 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:49,240 Because these guys do not play around. 308 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:50,420 It's not monkey business. 309 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:52,420 In this world. 310 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:57,940 Thanks for that, Tom. 311 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:04,360 Lovely bit of tennis elbow there from the copper. 312 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:08,200 Howie Francis, running the numbers here in the background on my good friend Jukebox Connors. 313 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:10,800 And you are still on track for the speed run deluxe. 314 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,760 Says Flembag. 315 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:12,700 That's great stuff. 316 00:19:12,880 --> 00:19:14,720 Let's just go all in here and see what we can do. 317 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:16,900 Yes. 318 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:20,960 That's it. 319 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:21,880 That's it. 320 00:19:23,140 --> 00:19:24,540 We're having it large. 321 00:19:25,260 --> 00:19:26,600 Kevin and Perry go large. 322 00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,320 And now we're getting the vibrations. 323 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,220 We need to go inside the evidence room and do a little bit of leaning. 324 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:34,360 Tony, are you there? 325 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,120 Well, that's... 326 00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:36,840 Oi, oi, oi. 327 00:19:37,340 --> 00:19:37,840 That's it. 328 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:38,640 Do a bit of leaning. 329 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,900 Get yourself a spick and span. 330 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:42,020 Turn around. 331 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,160 Don't get fucking done in by a copper. 332 00:19:45,700 --> 00:19:47,520 Give the filth both barrels. 333 00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:48,140 Like that. 334 00:19:48,400 --> 00:19:48,860 That's it. 335 00:19:49,860 --> 00:19:52,420 And make sure they remember your name. 336 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:57,540 Thanks very much for that lovely input. 337 00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:58,500 He's not leaning. 338 00:19:58,620 --> 00:20:00,100 He doesn't seem to lean against... 339 00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:01,460 Oh, yeah. 340 00:20:01,460 --> 00:20:02,900 He's leaning against the filing cabinets. 341 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,500 He wouldn't lean against the filing cabinets. 342 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,120 He's leaning against the shelves here now. 343 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,700 It's still 0-0 in Japan. 344 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:09,780 Oh! 345 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,740 And we've been arrested by a lady filth. 346 00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:17,700 That is a crazy bit of business. 347 00:20:18,220 --> 00:20:18,700 Tom. 348 00:20:20,600 --> 00:20:22,160 Proper crazy bit of business. 349 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,940 Proper, proper naughty there. 350 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,100 And that was a lady filth. 351 00:20:28,580 --> 00:20:30,220 Giving you what's for. 352 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:33,700 Seems to be a bit of an echo coming through here on the situation. 353 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:36,720 Yeah. 354 00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,040 There is an echo coming through on that. 355 00:20:40,100 --> 00:20:40,920 I'm not sure why. 356 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,920 Let me just check there. 357 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:44,680 When Tom and Tony... 358 00:20:44,680 --> 00:20:46,800 Can you just give us a blast there, Tony, if you're there? 359 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:48,540 How's it going? 360 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:49,620 You all right, sir? 361 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:58,360 Yeah, there seems to be a doubling of the audio. 362 00:20:58,360 --> 00:21:02,820 But Kelvin Farrell says he can't hear an echo, which is great news for us. 363 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:04,880 Oi, oi. 364 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,880 Kelvin Farrell. 365 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,340 You it? 366 00:21:10,700 --> 00:21:16,600 If that's the case, we can carry on as we wanted, as we anticipated. 367 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:19,680 Now, let's reset the clock there. 368 00:21:20,640 --> 00:21:22,780 And let's also reset our stream here. 369 00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:30,480 And we can watch these guys, Croatia and Japan, doing the business against each other in a way in which many would be proud. 370 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:33,100 It's still 0033 minutes ago. 371 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:34,980 Come on, let's get this show on the road. 372 00:21:35,060 --> 00:21:35,740 This is bullshit. 373 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:37,500 Lady Filth, 10 euro. 374 00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,520 Thank you very much. 375 00:21:38,600 --> 00:21:39,760 Thanks very much for the stream. 376 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,420 You said thank you very much for your tip. 377 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:42,320 And Tom? 378 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:43,600 Bloody night. 379 00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:46,300 Yeah, I want to say thanks very much to Lady Filth for the tip there. 380 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,000 And also, Burger Appreciator. 381 00:21:50,000 --> 00:22:03,920 I just want to say that wasn't, that was a message we got from someone who appreciates burgers. 382 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:14,580 But it doesn't mean to say that the burger caused any sort of fucking, you know, hardship, digestive tract, fucking GERD, G-E-R-D or anything like that. 383 00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:15,580 Who knows? 384 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,400 That guy could have had 10 pints as well. 385 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:24,640 So it's just want to distance ourselves from any disparaging remarks about food. 386 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:26,780 And what about this though? 387 00:22:27,900 --> 00:22:28,600 That's lovely. 388 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,400 And we've got, that's our alarm. 389 00:22:33,620 --> 00:22:34,380 That's our alarm. 390 00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:36,300 Fuck. 391 00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:39,820 And we keep getting arrested by men with soft faces. 392 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:41,580 This is not what we wanted. 393 00:22:41,580 --> 00:22:48,580 What we should really be doing is maybe going back into the room, doing a bit of leaning and then coming back out for some more hodgepodge. 394 00:22:48,580 --> 00:22:51,260 Because that's not great for anyone. 395 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:54,620 We've been nicked. 396 00:22:54,620 --> 00:22:56,620 Which fucking room is she in, you idiot? 397 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:58,380 I'm not a fucking mind reader. 398 00:22:59,380 --> 00:22:59,820 One. 399 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:01,660 We had a bloody nightmare bringing her in. 400 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:02,880 Me, Stubbs and Ryan. 401 00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:03,700 She's lethal. 402 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:06,960 So we're hearing the dialogue here. 403 00:23:07,060 --> 00:23:10,140 It's room number one is where the bird is. 404 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,980 We need to find the bird. 405 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,580 It's surplus information. 406 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:15,460 Whatever you say, boss. 407 00:23:17,860 --> 00:23:18,940 What about this though? 408 00:23:20,860 --> 00:23:23,400 You know, you can just go out like that and then boom. 409 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,280 That's a nice little situation. 410 00:23:26,400 --> 00:23:30,300 It's a nice element of the game and I'm really glad that they put that in there. 411 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:32,200 We'll put the pistol away. 412 00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:37,300 This could be a bit of a bad situation going down, following these guys straight away like this. 413 00:23:41,940 --> 00:23:45,800 Let's go around the back here. 414 00:23:45,940 --> 00:23:52,540 I wonder if we can stealth our way around like this without causing any trouble. 415 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:57,780 Let's save that with the F1. 416 00:23:57,780 --> 00:24:17,340 Ian's World says you're not meant to be killing the filth. 417 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,600 You need to sneak around. 418 00:24:18,680 --> 00:24:19,100 Great stuff. 419 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:23,680 It was my understanding that you could, well, you could go guns blazing. 420 00:24:23,780 --> 00:24:26,200 That is one approach, but you don't have to, which is great. 421 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:34,580 Bit of stealth. 422 00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,940 Alright, I'm doing an impression of Tony there. 423 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:38,280 Tony. 424 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:40,220 Yeah, watch it. 425 00:24:41,220 --> 00:24:43,760 Make sure you're getting your stealth boots on. 426 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:48,600 Because it's going to get very, very naughty very soon. 427 00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:51,460 I tell you, a claret's going to be spilled. 428 00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,080 You're going to need a mop and bucket, sunshine. 429 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:59,060 Thank you very much, milk snake. 430 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:01,460 Very, very kind of you there, milk snake. 431 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,140 Milksnake. 432 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,920 You could have won a free burger, but you got the temperature wrong. 433 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,220 Thanks very much for that, you say. 434 00:25:08,780 --> 00:25:10,900 And we're doing well, actually, here. 435 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,060 Uh-oh. 436 00:25:12,100 --> 00:25:12,780 Get back downstairs. 437 00:25:12,940 --> 00:25:13,920 It's police only up here. 438 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,400 Okay. 439 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,880 Good job they didn't pull out a piece there. 440 00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:22,440 Custody area down here. 441 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,820 Maybe worth a safe state. 442 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,540 I'm serious. 443 00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:25,400 Get out. 444 00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,320 Tony Hawk's Mo Slater. 445 00:25:31,460 --> 00:25:32,420 Thank you very much. 446 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:33,540 And Brian Thompson. 447 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:36,480 Asked Tom, will he be doing any Schlug Aaron streams over the Christmas time? 448 00:25:38,320 --> 00:25:39,320 I'm not sure yet. 449 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:41,280 Look, we've got enough on our plate right here. 450 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,140 But the emphasis was always on bus. 451 00:25:44,660 --> 00:25:48,700 And we were always going to try and implement the findings that we got in Germany over the summer. 452 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:50,680 It's just a matter of time. 453 00:25:52,100 --> 00:25:53,240 It is just a matter of time. 454 00:25:53,300 --> 00:25:54,600 Now, it's all about to kick off. 455 00:25:54,660 --> 00:25:55,120 It's all gone. 456 00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:55,740 Pete Tong. 457 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:58,960 Downstairs near the evidence room. 458 00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:00,800 And that's a lovely bit of claret spilt. 459 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:02,680 Let's do a bit of leaning here. 460 00:26:02,720 --> 00:26:04,060 Snakey, thank you very much. 461 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,620 Who says, Swinford Garda Station is looking well. 462 00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,300 They must be getting some grant money. 463 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:17,360 And how much of this, would have this game had to be ripped out slash cut to suit the modern politically correct world? 464 00:26:18,100 --> 00:26:20,720 Asks Tony Hawk's Mo Slater. 465 00:26:21,020 --> 00:26:23,840 We've got a dual, dual wielding pistols here. 466 00:26:25,060 --> 00:26:26,800 Just before I go on. 467 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:27,600 Do you hear that alarm? 468 00:26:28,980 --> 00:26:30,500 Is that annoying? 469 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:31,460 Shall I turn that down? 470 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,240 Or is it just, is it okay? 471 00:26:33,340 --> 00:26:33,940 Is it bearable? 472 00:26:34,220 --> 00:26:35,340 And does it add to the immersion? 473 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:37,060 Not the immersion heater. 474 00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,640 But the immersion of the game. 475 00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:42,340 That you're witnessing. 476 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:43,440 I want to know. 477 00:26:43,460 --> 00:26:45,160 I just don't want it to be fucking wrecking. 478 00:26:45,180 --> 00:26:45,580 It's grand. 479 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:46,240 Okay, great stuff. 480 00:26:46,740 --> 00:26:47,380 Let's continue. 481 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,960 So we're dual wielding pistols here. 482 00:26:50,220 --> 00:26:51,220 And this is nice. 483 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,740 This is what we wanted to happen. 484 00:26:52,840 --> 00:26:54,720 A lovely bit of leanage going on here. 485 00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:55,920 Lean meat. 486 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:56,760 Lean mints. 487 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,200 Less than 5% fat. 488 00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:00,500 And look at that. 489 00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,480 Not much fat left there anyway. 490 00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:04,380 Because he's gone into the ground. 491 00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:05,420 He's worm food. 492 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:07,740 Just an average day of work for him. 493 00:27:07,940 --> 00:27:11,900 And going back to what you asked there, Tony Hawk. 494 00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:15,020 Would this game be made now? 495 00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:15,640 I doubt it. 496 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,500 Because there's some hyper violence going on. 497 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:23,560 I doubt you'd even get away with this sort of going into a police station. 498 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:26,500 And absolutely shooting at everyone to bits. 499 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:28,120 Because it's too much. 500 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:28,980 It's too... 501 00:27:28,980 --> 00:27:30,900 I know the graphics are a little blocky here. 502 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:32,900 But I think it's a... 503 00:27:33,900 --> 00:27:34,900 It's too hardcore. 504 00:27:36,900 --> 00:27:39,520 I know Grand Theft Auto does a lot worse. 505 00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:43,600 But it's fair to say their graphics are a lot more cartoony. 506 00:27:43,960 --> 00:27:44,820 It's obviously... 507 00:27:44,820 --> 00:27:47,160 Looking back at this now, it looks fucking cat. 508 00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:48,120 Looks like cartoon. 509 00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:54,260 But at the time, it was a lot more realistic than GTA in art style, you know? 510 00:27:57,260 --> 00:28:00,980 Suffered from not having, obviously, the big budget of GTA. 511 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:03,700 Didn't have the solid gameplay. 512 00:28:03,840 --> 00:28:08,580 The great drive-in and all the action that that series had. 513 00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:10,860 But this had its charm about it. 514 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:14,260 Your silence is music to the killer's ears. 515 00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:15,940 All these posters around here. 516 00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,700 Promoting being a good citizen and all this kind of stuff. 517 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:20,520 Fuck. 518 00:28:22,860 --> 00:28:24,440 And that's another... 519 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,040 Look at the claret being spilt everywhere here. 520 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:28,500 It's a crazy bit of business. 521 00:28:28,620 --> 00:28:28,840 Tony. 522 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:32,300 This is just how we wanted it to be, innit? 523 00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:33,800 This is just what we want. 524 00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:34,840 Watch it, watch it! 525 00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,160 Oi! 526 00:28:39,820 --> 00:28:42,080 Now make sure you've got yourself leaned up. 527 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:45,140 Lad in me, and thanks very much for this. 528 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:50,940 See, it's about to get a little bit naughty nasty around the next corner. 529 00:28:50,940 --> 00:28:51,320 Oi! 530 00:28:53,600 --> 00:29:01,440 Let's go around this corner now very, very quickly and see if we can catch up with the fella that we're meant to be killing. 531 00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:09,480 I'm sure they send in the armed response units soon enough. 532 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:11,320 And, uh... 533 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:16,360 I remember dual-wielding MP5s. 534 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:18,320 Which really was... 535 00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:21,400 At the time, nobody had done that. 536 00:29:21,520 --> 00:29:21,740 Do you know? 537 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:24,320 I was telling you there, Grand Theft Auto had... 538 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:28,540 You know, broke the mould and this couldn't ever live up to it. 539 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:29,200 But... 540 00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,920 I don't think in GTA you could dual-wield MP5 submachine guns. 541 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,900 Not sure you could now. 542 00:29:37,840 --> 00:29:40,000 I think at the time maybe Vice City had come out. 543 00:29:42,580 --> 00:29:44,700 And you could only hold one Uzi. 544 00:29:53,340 --> 00:29:54,420 Thomas McLaughlin. 545 00:29:54,500 --> 00:29:55,940 Thank you very much for the tip there. 546 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:57,400 Well, Francis, hope you're doing well. 547 00:29:58,100 --> 00:29:59,960 And have all the santee shopping done. 548 00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:00,460 I don't. 549 00:30:01,120 --> 00:30:03,000 And not last it down the tracks again. 550 00:30:03,140 --> 00:30:04,160 I haven't yet. 551 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:05,320 Thank you very much. 552 00:30:05,820 --> 00:30:08,020 Any Warzone plans in the future, says Ladin. 553 00:30:08,820 --> 00:30:13,720 Look, Warzone is an omnipresent presence in our lives at the moment. 554 00:30:13,820 --> 00:30:15,240 But it's very frustrating as well. 555 00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,940 Sometimes it brings me down. 556 00:30:18,180 --> 00:30:19,640 Playing that, it makes me depressed. 557 00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:21,520 Because I get addicted to it. 558 00:30:21,540 --> 00:30:22,120 I can't stop. 559 00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:24,280 Japan are looking nasty here against Croatia. 560 00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,260 My stream is behind. 561 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:27,280 Someone said it's a Japan goal ages ago. 562 00:30:28,340 --> 00:30:28,960 Fucking hell. 563 00:30:30,920 --> 00:30:32,700 I'm only on 40... 564 00:30:32,700 --> 00:30:34,160 42, 45. 565 00:30:34,860 --> 00:30:36,580 They're just taking a corner short. 566 00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,380 Ball's about to get swung in. 567 00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,340 It's a swinger. 568 00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,200 It's inwards. 569 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,400 And it's a lovely goal from Japan. 570 00:30:45,500 --> 00:30:45,940 Quasimodo. 571 00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:48,660 Tom? 572 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:49,760 Yep. 573 00:30:50,140 --> 00:30:52,260 It's that man again, Tamagotchi. 574 00:30:53,260 --> 00:30:55,260 With the in-swing-in-swing chest. 575 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:59,340 And it's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Mazda. 576 00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,760 Toyota Corolla. 577 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:04,380 And a sweet, sweet Mitsubishi. 578 00:31:04,380 --> 00:31:07,640 And the man with the bald head did it. 579 00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:09,520 Quality goal. 580 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:18,180 And we're getting word coming through the pipeline there that VAR is checking out the Tamagotchi buzz. 581 00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:22,900 To see whether or not it really is a goal for the Japanese. 582 00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:31,220 And it really would be amazing to see Japan do the fucking business against these Croats. 583 00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:34,620 Thank you very much there, Rusty Bullet Hole Bandit. 584 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,940 And Claret and Spew Army. 585 00:31:38,300 --> 00:31:39,800 Where the hell is this guy gone? 586 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:42,840 We're spilling Claret like there's no tomorrow here. 587 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:43,800 We can't actually find... 588 00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:46,900 It's room number one is where we have to get to. 589 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,600 Deployment. 590 00:31:48,660 --> 00:31:50,000 We don't want to go down there. 591 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,580 Interview room. 592 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:02,840 Interview room. 593 00:32:02,840 --> 00:32:03,300 Interview room's down here. 594 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:03,560 Okay. 595 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:03,620 Okay. 596 00:32:17,460 --> 00:32:18,380 And it's allowed. 597 00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:19,480 The goal is allowed. 598 00:32:20,620 --> 00:32:21,040 Fuck. 599 00:32:21,260 --> 00:32:21,680 There he is. 600 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:21,860 Look. 601 00:32:23,140 --> 00:32:28,080 What's going on here? 602 00:32:30,420 --> 00:32:31,140 We did it. 603 00:32:31,220 --> 00:32:32,240 We fucking did it. 604 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,920 Have some of that, you slag. 605 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:39,200 What happened to McCormack? 606 00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,880 You know what happened. 607 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,200 Pull a hit in a police station. 608 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:49,700 I don't know whether to admire your expertise or marvel at your stupidity. 609 00:32:50,860 --> 00:32:51,840 So which is it? 610 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,220 Cut the small talk, babe. 611 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:56,640 The game's over for you. 612 00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:01,720 So the old bugger sent you to clip me along with McCormack? 613 00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:05,160 Nothing personal, you understand. 614 00:33:06,360 --> 00:33:08,680 So what are you waiting for? 615 00:33:09,900 --> 00:33:15,880 You've probably got 30 seconds before they burst through that door. 616 00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,540 It'd be a mistake to shoot me. 617 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,780 You're not a hitter. 618 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:24,520 I can tell that much. 619 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:26,740 You're hammered, aren't you? 620 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,400 And who the fuck are you? 621 00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,980 I was there when Charlie's boys topped your wife. 622 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:35,560 Supposed to be a simple case of nabbing the kid. 623 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:36,600 Ah. 624 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:38,140 But then killed her. 625 00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,600 Wilson Zara Spangler, sophistic. 626 00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,740 Thank you very much. 627 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,000 Thanks for making it easy for me. 628 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:43,200 Oi, oi. 629 00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:44,440 I know where your kid is. 630 00:33:44,520 --> 00:33:47,060 This emulator's running so fucking slow. 631 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:47,180 I can even get to him. 632 00:33:47,180 --> 00:33:50,560 I know the layout, the security, all of it. 633 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,020 I'll help you, Hannah, if you help me. 634 00:33:56,020 --> 00:33:57,020 Why would I bother? 635 00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:01,160 Because without me, you'll never get out of this place alive. 636 00:34:01,980 --> 00:34:03,940 Not after killing the head of the flying squad. 637 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:05,240 What are the odds? 638 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:09,060 Exactly how much time do you reckon you've got? 639 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,780 Why should I trust you? 640 00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:18,320 You haven't exactly got many friends left, have you? 641 00:34:19,340 --> 00:34:20,320 And you have? 642 00:34:21,180 --> 00:34:22,400 No, I haven't. 643 00:34:22,880 --> 00:34:23,780 But I never did. 644 00:34:25,180 --> 00:34:28,100 Look, I'm asking your help, Hammond, but I'm not gonna beg. 645 00:34:28,860 --> 00:34:29,900 Now make your decision. 646 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:38,380 Get up. 647 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:39,640 Get up. 648 00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:43,560 She's having a bubble bath. 649 00:34:43,900 --> 00:34:44,220 Out. 650 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:47,060 Tell you what. 651 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,300 Nice, Harris. 652 00:34:50,060 --> 00:34:51,080 Get that gun. 653 00:34:52,860 --> 00:34:54,540 We'll make it out of here, okay? 654 00:34:54,900 --> 00:34:55,880 You'll see your kid again. 655 00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:57,580 What makes you so confident? 656 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:00,500 Right now our chances are about 100 to none. 657 00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:01,120 Probably. 658 00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:03,040 But you're forgetting something. 659 00:35:03,460 --> 00:35:05,540 For you, this is just seven crazy men better. 660 00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:07,560 But for me, this is my job. 661 00:35:08,060 --> 00:35:09,540 I kill people for a living, Mark. 662 00:35:09,700 --> 00:35:10,920 I'm good at this shit. 663 00:35:14,340 --> 00:35:18,160 Thanks very much there, March, for the tip ripper runes. 664 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:20,880 The Cockney acting skills have gone a bit rusty on me. 665 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:25,080 Any chance of another Tony Hamlet's master class? 666 00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:29,900 They say, well, I do have the back catalogue of Cockney moods ready to rock here. 667 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,000 And I know somebody has clipped them and put them up. 668 00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:35,380 But I noticed there were a couple missing. 669 00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:35,960 I'm not sure. 670 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,920 There's random ones here anyway. 671 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:41,460 I think I might have Tamagotchi and also the one where he feeds the snake. 672 00:35:41,660 --> 00:35:42,280 There might be something. 673 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:43,460 I'm not sure. 674 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:44,220 Let me have a look here. 675 00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,660 Hello guys and welcome to the live stream. 676 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:49,540 Now this is today's episode of Cockney Moods. 677 00:35:49,740 --> 00:35:53,560 The workshop which teaches you all about how to act like a cockney person. 678 00:35:54,180 --> 00:35:55,420 And Arthur is on holiday. 679 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:56,520 And the Costa. 680 00:35:56,700 --> 00:35:58,420 And he doesn't want to deal with the... 681 00:35:58,420 --> 00:35:59,420 The... 682 00:35:59,420 --> 00:36:01,420 The... 683 00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:02,140 The... 684 00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:02,520 The Costa. 685 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,020 This is the life, eh? 686 00:36:07,380 --> 00:36:07,780 The Costa. 687 00:36:07,780 --> 00:36:08,580 We missed that. 688 00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:12,780 He was saying Arthur is on holiday and he doesn't want to have to deal with problems or something. 689 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:14,980 Cockney Moods. 690 00:36:17,220 --> 00:36:18,040 He's on holiday. 691 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:21,220 How to act like a cockney person. 692 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,100 And Arthur is on holiday. 693 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:24,220 And the Costa. 694 00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:27,000 And he doesn't want to deal with the problems back home. 695 00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:27,780 So here we go. 696 00:36:27,880 --> 00:36:28,720 Cockney Moods. 697 00:36:29,100 --> 00:36:34,380 This is the life, eh? 698 00:36:34,700 --> 00:36:36,040 The Costa del Sol. 699 00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:40,020 A world away from Dagenham. 700 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,200 It's not like it used to be back in Dagenham. 701 00:36:48,180 --> 00:36:48,860 Arthur? 702 00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,540 I'm trying to get some fucking sunshine, yeah? 703 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:53,840 Oh what? 704 00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:54,340 Oh what? 705 00:36:54,740 --> 00:36:55,840 It's easy, eh? 706 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,360 The only time I want to be disturbed 707 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,900 is if there's a fresh pot of sangria on the go. 708 00:37:03,240 --> 00:37:05,920 Or if there's a plate of sardines. 709 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:08,260 Do you hear me? 710 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,360 The Collins crew are on the dog and bone, Arthur. 711 00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,700 They want you to put out... 712 00:37:13,700 --> 00:37:14,420 Put out fires. 713 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,660 There's a bit of trouble down at the Dagenham Motors factory. 714 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:20,180 They want you to go and fight some fires. 715 00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:23,220 Tell him to fuck off with his problems. 716 00:37:23,900 --> 00:37:25,060 Back to Dagenham. 717 00:37:27,620 --> 00:37:28,980 They said there's some trouble there. 718 00:37:28,980 --> 00:37:30,480 They want you to go and fight some fires. 719 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,000 You said that bit already. 720 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:32,780 And you need... 721 00:37:32,780 --> 00:37:33,820 The accent need... 722 00:37:33,820 --> 00:37:35,180 You need to do the accent properly. 723 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:39,680 They said if you don't go down to the Dagenham Motors crew place by Monday night... 724 00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:40,620 By tonight... 725 00:37:40,620 --> 00:37:41,760 The old bill. 726 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:42,160 Then... 727 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:45,820 The old bill are gonna be cold. 728 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:48,740 I don't mean to be rude, sunshine... 729 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,780 But you're a fucking rent boy. 730 00:37:54,040 --> 00:37:56,280 You better put some sun cream on, bruv. 731 00:37:56,980 --> 00:37:58,660 You're gonna get burnt, mate. 732 00:37:59,100 --> 00:38:00,820 Fuck off back to Dagenham. 733 00:38:03,820 --> 00:38:06,800 And obviously that's... 734 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,180 I'm just replaying the old one. 735 00:38:08,340 --> 00:38:09,120 There aren't any more. 736 00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:10,560 But we might actually... 737 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:11,600 As this progresses... 738 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:12,980 We might actually have to... 739 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:14,260 Tony, would you be up for that? 740 00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:15,960 Is there anything going there at all? 741 00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,660 Look, I'm ready... 742 00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:22,280 I'm ready as I'll ever be... 743 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,860 To make... 744 00:38:23,860 --> 00:38:25,160 Memories... 745 00:38:25,160 --> 00:38:25,600 Happen. 746 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,420 Because we all know... 747 00:38:27,420 --> 00:38:29,140 That Christmas is about memories. 748 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:31,640 It's not about all the little toys... 749 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:32,680 Or the little boys. 750 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,600 It's not about... 751 00:38:34,600 --> 00:38:35,580 Singing... 752 00:38:35,580 --> 00:38:37,120 Christmas carols under the tree. 753 00:38:37,220 --> 00:38:38,400 It's not about the money. 754 00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:39,700 Do you know what I mean? 755 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,520 It's about family. 756 00:38:42,180 --> 00:38:44,120 It's about creating the memories. 757 00:38:44,960 --> 00:38:46,200 And that's what we want, innit? 758 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,660 Hello guys and welcome to the live stream. 759 00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:49,980 We don't want to play that again. 760 00:38:49,980 --> 00:38:51,180 Now this is today's episode. 761 00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,220 We have another couple of cocky moods as well. 762 00:38:54,600 --> 00:38:54,680 Hello again, guys. 763 00:38:54,680 --> 00:38:56,520 We're actually featured in the ones that was clipped. 764 00:38:56,660 --> 00:38:57,620 We might play those in a bit. 765 00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:00,600 But I mean, that's great news, Tony. 766 00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:01,220 That's great news. 767 00:39:01,300 --> 00:39:03,100 Prager's, thanks very much for the tip there. 768 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:03,840 And also March. 769 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,340 You know, I'm here. 770 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:08,100 I'm always here. 771 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,300 I'm always ready. 772 00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:11,340 Ready to take down. 773 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:14,800 I'm ready to fucking put the word down 774 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,340 when the camera's rolling as well. 775 00:39:16,340 --> 00:39:18,040 You saw me in Chinobble. 776 00:39:18,540 --> 00:39:19,680 You saw what I could do. 777 00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:21,460 You saw what I was capable of. 778 00:39:22,220 --> 00:39:22,820 We did. 779 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,520 We all did. 780 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,560 We really did. 781 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,680 Viper's Ice is thanks very much for the tip there. 782 00:39:26,780 --> 00:39:27,860 Is Jimmy the Hammer in this game? 783 00:39:28,100 --> 00:39:28,580 He might be. 784 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:29,340 He might bloody be. 785 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:30,560 We've got a... 786 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,120 I think there was a Cockney Moods Hammer clip as well. 787 00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:34,280 Hammer House of Horror. 788 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:36,900 So we might see that in a bit. 789 00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,240 But so far, so good. 790 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:40,920 Anyway, we need to get out of the cop shop, 791 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,660 the filth house with the bird. 792 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:45,420 And Tom, just before we cut back, 793 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:46,500 what's the story with the game? 794 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:48,120 Yep. 795 00:39:48,260 --> 00:39:49,940 Great bit of work from the Japanese. 796 00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:54,940 Those crazy Japanese guys doing the Lord's work again 797 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:56,460 against the Croatians. 798 00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:57,840 Goldmouth. 799 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:01,460 And it was an in-swinging cross that came after a short corner. 800 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:06,980 And Tamagotchi got onto the end of a lovely in-swinging, 801 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,320 beautiful Tokyo rice ball. 802 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:13,480 And we're in the rice fields today. 803 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:17,880 Because it seems as though Japan are going to take it. 804 00:40:17,880 --> 00:40:21,220 And the 2018 finalists, Croatia, 805 00:40:22,100 --> 00:40:23,480 could be on their way out. 806 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,380 Big style. 807 00:40:25,740 --> 00:40:30,260 We'll keep a close eye on that situation as it develops. 808 00:40:30,300 --> 00:40:33,240 Right now, we've got a situation inside Sun Hill 809 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:37,500 as we try to move at pace. 810 00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:40,160 Let's get the guns. 811 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:41,200 We've got two pistols. 812 00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:45,020 And just before we go on, 813 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:46,480 when it goes to a cutscene, 814 00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,800 it does sound like they're either pissed 815 00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,160 or they've had a stroke or something. 816 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:54,280 That's just because the emulator, 817 00:40:55,020 --> 00:40:55,640 for some reason, 818 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,860 The Getaway is one of the hardest games to run on an emulator. 819 00:41:00,220 --> 00:41:01,780 A lot of them have tried it. 820 00:41:02,700 --> 00:41:03,860 But to get it run smoothly, 821 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:05,420 it's just a pain in the arse. 822 00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:09,220 Even when you've fucked around with the settings 823 00:41:09,220 --> 00:41:12,080 and all that kind of crack. 824 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:15,200 Last The Will To Live tried to fucking sort it out there 825 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,280 last year, two years ago. 826 00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,740 But anyway, here we go. 827 00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:18,900 I think we played it. 828 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:20,380 It's Black Monday game. 829 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,620 We got that running okay, I believe. 830 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,080 But I think that was played, yes. 831 00:41:25,240 --> 00:41:27,320 It was played on a PlayStation 3, 832 00:41:27,660 --> 00:41:29,580 which emulated the PS2 games, 833 00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,060 the original 60 gigabyte version. 834 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,700 And that's what we're running on. 835 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,920 But this is running on PC. 836 00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:41,540 That guy there, that police officer brought a truncheon to a gunfight. 837 00:41:42,620 --> 00:41:45,220 It just wouldn't work out. 838 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,360 It didn't work out there. 839 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,300 It wouldn't work out today. 840 00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:51,800 And I'm very surprised that we haven't seen the armed response unit as of yet. 841 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:58,060 It's still only the bottom rank, 842 00:41:58,220 --> 00:42:00,000 the bottom rung of the ladder guards 843 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,440 that are after us. 844 00:42:01,540 --> 00:42:02,100 Oh, there we go. 845 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:02,840 There we... 846 00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:03,800 There's an MP5. 847 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:07,240 It's time to get MP5'd up here. 848 00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:10,140 And there's a shotty down there. 849 00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:12,520 Hopefully the bird will pick up the shotty. 850 00:42:14,180 --> 00:42:15,500 I'm just gonna keep this going. 851 00:42:16,240 --> 00:42:17,080 Don't kill me! 852 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:18,020 Don't kill me! 853 00:42:18,260 --> 00:42:18,980 That's a sieve. 854 00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:19,620 A sieve. 855 00:42:20,340 --> 00:42:20,940 Well, it's a... 856 00:42:20,940 --> 00:42:21,300 It's a... 857 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,320 He's still a police officer. 858 00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:23,960 He's not an officer, so we won't kill him. 859 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:24,740 He just said, 860 00:42:25,400 --> 00:42:26,220 Don't kill me! 861 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,200 Don't kill me! 862 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,500 We'll just... 863 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,320 We'll just let him know we're there. 864 00:42:35,340 --> 00:42:37,140 There's another guy in here as well. 865 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:38,540 We might let him know we're here. 866 00:42:40,300 --> 00:42:41,120 There we go. 867 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,840 We don't have to kill them, you know? 868 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:45,980 But we do need to leave something on them. 869 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:49,620 And hopefully he doesn't pick up that shotgun. 870 00:42:49,800 --> 00:42:50,180 That's good. 871 00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:53,400 Fuck. 872 00:42:54,100 --> 00:42:56,660 Lovely MP5 action there. 873 00:42:57,380 --> 00:43:00,420 Spilling a lovely bit of claret inside the fucking mess room. 874 00:43:00,420 --> 00:43:02,000 And we're making a mess tonight. 875 00:43:02,420 --> 00:43:03,300 Today, even. 876 00:43:04,820 --> 00:43:06,360 This guy is another sieve. 877 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,840 He doesn't want any trouble. 878 00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,940 Well, look at his shoes before we kill him. 879 00:43:11,240 --> 00:43:12,600 Before we leave something on him. 880 00:43:13,220 --> 00:43:14,760 And another thing about this game. 881 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,140 The camera is shocking. 882 00:43:17,100 --> 00:43:20,760 You can't really swing the camera around the way you could in Grand Theft Auto. 883 00:43:20,940 --> 00:43:22,900 Wait until you see the shoes on this book. 884 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:25,300 The bird is talking. 885 00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:26,440 She's giving it all that. 886 00:43:26,540 --> 00:43:27,300 Giving it large. 887 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:30,100 Wait a sec. 888 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:30,620 Free look. 889 00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,500 Oh, you can free look. 890 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:31,680 Yeah. 891 00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,260 Look at those shoes, man. 892 00:43:33,800 --> 00:43:34,440 What's he wearing? 893 00:43:34,500 --> 00:43:34,880 Is he wearing... 894 00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,580 Why is she shooting me? 895 00:43:38,720 --> 00:43:39,120 Crossfire. 896 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:40,600 I got caught in the crossfire there. 897 00:43:40,920 --> 00:43:41,460 She's good. 898 00:43:44,720 --> 00:43:46,640 We might give this guy a shoeshine. 899 00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:49,320 Can you do a bit of dancing there, can you? 900 00:43:49,820 --> 00:43:50,580 Dance, man. 901 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:54,120 Do a bit of dancing in your fancy dancing shoes. 902 00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:56,340 Ted dancing, is it? 903 00:43:59,880 --> 00:44:01,360 Well, that's him done. 904 00:44:01,460 --> 00:44:04,080 And we wasted all of our MP5 bullets. 905 00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:06,140 But look at the detail here. 906 00:44:06,220 --> 00:44:09,020 Look at the black refuse sack bin liner. 907 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:09,920 Which is... 908 00:44:09,920 --> 00:44:12,920 It's oversized and it doesn't fit the bin in the corner. 909 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:14,540 It's so... 910 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,740 Realistically depressing and drab. 911 00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,260 As we do a bit of leaning. 912 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,740 This is the healing... 913 00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,160 Mechanic in the game. 914 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:24,300 You don't pick up medipacks. 915 00:44:24,380 --> 00:44:25,320 You don't eat cakes. 916 00:44:25,580 --> 00:44:27,480 You don't eat a sausage and chips. 917 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:34,440 You don't go down to a greasy spoon cafeteria to get a fucking egg and beans and a jelly deal pudding sandwich. 918 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,620 You lean against stuff. 919 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:37,500 And you heal. 920 00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:38,440 It heals your wounds. 921 00:44:38,540 --> 00:44:40,560 If only life was that easy. 922 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,380 We want to stay out of this bird's crossfire here. 923 00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:45,380 We'll go down here anyway. 924 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:46,760 Into the mess. 925 00:44:46,860 --> 00:44:47,540 Into the rec room. 926 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:48,860 And another MP5. 927 00:44:49,560 --> 00:44:52,700 We're giving him a bit of stick and we're picking up his sub. 928 00:44:55,580 --> 00:44:57,240 And there's another civy there. 929 00:44:57,660 --> 00:45:00,000 We'll just go against the wall here. 930 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:01,280 Oh my god. 931 00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:03,400 It's an unbelievable situation. 932 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,320 You are... 933 00:45:05,320 --> 00:45:07,200 You fucking what? 934 00:45:07,660 --> 00:45:08,420 Ethan. 935 00:45:09,140 --> 00:45:09,460 Come on. 936 00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:09,940 We've got to go. 937 00:45:09,940 --> 00:45:11,040 It's an epic fake answer. 938 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:11,360 Ethan. 939 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:13,620 You absolutely... 940 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:18,460 You, you, fucking little cheeky little monkey! 941 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:23,460 Bite, bite, bite, bite, bite! 942 00:45:25,820 --> 00:45:27,000 I'm getting under Ethan. 943 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,240 Thanks very much, Tommy. 944 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:30,560 Shruggy, honestly, thanks very much for the tip. 945 00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:31,420 I hope you're getting under. 946 00:45:32,420 --> 00:45:34,820 And you crazy little business. 947 00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:36,700 Yeah, we need to keep. 948 00:45:36,780 --> 00:45:38,320 Thank you very, very much there, Ethan. 949 00:45:38,420 --> 00:45:41,400 I wanted to go apeshit for a second. 950 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:48,900 But I think we need to wait until after 6.30, around 6.37. 951 00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:49,600 Bye, Pat. 952 00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:51,380 Thank you very much, Bye, Pat. 953 00:45:51,480 --> 00:45:55,060 We had complaints there after the fucking Tom stream. 954 00:45:55,980 --> 00:46:00,320 Not the CD-ROM Tom, or the CD-ROM 500. 955 00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:04,680 Shit got real there a few days after. 956 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,000 The landlord was contacted. 957 00:46:07,380 --> 00:46:09,760 They didn't even talk to me. 958 00:46:09,900 --> 00:46:10,760 They went to the landlord. 959 00:46:11,180 --> 00:46:13,340 And then the landlord got in touch with the letting agent. 960 00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:15,240 The letting agent got in touch with me. 961 00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:22,520 That's how fucking distanced these people want to be from what's going on in this room. 962 00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,560 But apparently the noise... 963 00:46:25,560 --> 00:46:26,520 And this is the thing, right? 964 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,640 I wouldn't mind, but the... 965 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:34,060 I was leaving it to the evening because I knew that that was my window of opportunity to go apeshit. 966 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:35,980 It just turns out that they didn't... 967 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:39,000 That particular evening, they didn't want it going on then. 968 00:46:39,100 --> 00:46:40,180 How was I to know? 969 00:46:40,940 --> 00:46:42,420 I finished the stream. 970 00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:45,520 I could hear people in the next... 971 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:46,560 You know, downstairs and that. 972 00:46:46,940 --> 00:46:47,400 Yeah. 973 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:49,520 Yeah. 974 00:46:49,940 --> 00:46:50,500 I was... 975 00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,540 I thought, fuck, they must have heard everything. 976 00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:53,700 Because I was screaming. 977 00:46:54,220 --> 00:46:56,280 Do you know when those... 978 00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:59,880 Those CD-ROMs came through. 979 00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,000 I remember fucking screaming. 980 00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:05,240 I purposely turned down the mic volume so I could let out a fucking massive scream. 981 00:47:05,240 --> 00:47:09,620 I was lifting stuff up in the air and that crazy bit of business. 982 00:47:09,880 --> 00:47:16,620 But it went tits up there a few days later when I was contacted to let me know that there was complaints made. 983 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:19,740 But I'm going to try and keep it down now. 984 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:21,340 But the evening is my time to shine. 985 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:26,040 But I wanted to do a stream now today just to see if I could still do one. 986 00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:28,120 Because sometimes I want to do a stream during the day. 987 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:28,980 Do you know? 988 00:47:29,420 --> 00:47:32,840 And it's not right for me to have to fucking be pussyfooting around. 989 00:47:32,840 --> 00:47:33,320 Tom. 990 00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:35,300 No. 991 00:47:35,920 --> 00:47:36,620 It's your... 992 00:47:36,620 --> 00:47:37,460 It's your... 993 00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:40,980 What you do in your own area and space is your business. 994 00:47:41,420 --> 00:47:44,280 And you do have consideration for enables. 995 00:47:44,580 --> 00:47:45,640 You do have that. 996 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:48,400 It was just an unlucky night that was in it. 997 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:49,720 And look. 998 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:54,400 You've been shitting yourself for two weeks really thinking, should I do a stream now? 999 00:47:54,480 --> 00:47:55,120 Or should I do this? 1000 00:47:55,240 --> 00:47:56,400 Because you can't... 1001 00:47:56,400 --> 00:47:58,540 If you can't do it... 1002 00:47:58,540 --> 00:48:00,280 If you can't go full send on it, 1003 00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:02,960 then you can't really commit to it, can you? 1004 00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:05,400 You can commit to it. 1005 00:48:05,620 --> 00:48:08,300 But you know that you have to temper your expectations. 1006 00:48:08,820 --> 00:48:12,020 And temper your indignations as well. 1007 00:48:12,340 --> 00:48:14,680 And look, people don't want to listen to me talk shite. 1008 00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:17,740 They want to see the fucking amazing gameplay that they're here for. 1009 00:48:18,240 --> 00:48:27,300 It's why, Tom, that I've, you know, had games manufacturers contact me to say, will you be the face of the brand? 1010 00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,340 But I've just said, no, I can't do it because it's too real. 1011 00:48:31,260 --> 00:48:32,580 This is what I'm doing is too real. 1012 00:48:33,180 --> 00:48:36,060 I'm not going to rain it in for anyone. 1013 00:48:36,740 --> 00:48:37,440 Not you. 1014 00:48:37,860 --> 00:48:38,980 Not a letting agent. 1015 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:40,640 Not a landlord. 1016 00:48:41,240 --> 00:48:42,680 Who daren't even contact me. 1017 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:46,340 And not even the neighbour who daren't even contact me either. 1018 00:48:46,340 --> 00:48:47,480 We'll go out the front way. 1019 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:50,120 Just, it's, uh, sickening. 1020 00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:51,660 That's all I have to say. 1021 00:48:51,740 --> 00:48:52,440 The sickening world. 1022 00:48:53,020 --> 00:48:55,820 Let's get inside this police vehicle and move at pace. 1023 00:48:58,000 --> 00:48:58,520 Look, yes. 1024 00:48:58,640 --> 00:48:59,680 Just get in the car, will you? 1025 00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:04,340 And, uh, Paddy Nolan, thanks there. 1026 00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,400 He said, uh, that's unlucky. 1027 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:08,080 Sorry to hear you've been worried about it. 1028 00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,680 It's not, I wouldn't say worried. 1029 00:49:10,780 --> 00:49:16,100 It's just being more like, it's put a dampener on the proceedings because it's kind of like, 1030 00:49:16,100 --> 00:49:22,420 the way things were there when CD-ROM was, was going for mana. 1031 00:49:22,540 --> 00:49:23,400 Thank you very much. 1032 00:49:23,540 --> 00:49:26,840 When the CD-ROM scenario happened and I went, Lula. 1033 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:28,380 Why do I keep getting out here? 1034 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,000 That's exactly the way I want things to go. 1035 00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:34,080 I want to get into a manic, frenzied state sometimes. 1036 00:49:34,460 --> 00:49:36,220 To know that that's not allowed. 1037 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:41,320 To know that they're not, that there's people wanting that to stop. 1038 00:49:42,100 --> 00:49:44,600 That, uh, puts a fucking dampener on the situation. 1039 00:49:44,720 --> 00:49:45,740 Now, how do we get out of here? 1040 00:49:51,300 --> 00:49:54,560 I wonder are we doing the wrong, are we doing the wrong thing or the right thing? 1041 00:49:55,980 --> 00:49:58,580 Maybe, maybe we go through here and go through the front door. 1042 00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,600 Thank you very, very much. 1043 00:50:01,700 --> 00:50:02,200 Bye, Pat. 1044 00:50:02,540 --> 00:50:04,220 Vermanagh and Captain Sack. 1045 00:50:04,300 --> 00:50:05,000 Thank you very much. 1046 00:50:05,460 --> 00:50:08,460 Vermanagh says, do you remember LA Street Crime or Driver? 1047 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:09,740 Yeah, I do remember Driver. 1048 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:16,060 Uh, Tanner was the name of the guy in Driver. 1049 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:20,120 Came out around the same time as Grand Theft Auto 3. 1050 00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:24,060 Let's go up to the first floor here and see if we can get out of the building. 1051 00:50:24,980 --> 00:50:26,100 Hang on, hang on, hang on. 1052 00:50:26,160 --> 00:50:27,260 First floor is not what we want. 1053 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,620 We want to be down on this floor. 1054 00:50:29,660 --> 00:50:31,620 But do we know where we go here? 1055 00:50:31,700 --> 00:50:33,300 Can we get through to the main reception area? 1056 00:50:33,380 --> 00:50:34,840 I think we go actually down here to the left. 1057 00:50:36,140 --> 00:50:37,620 Um, I do remember it, Jay. 1058 00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:40,240 Wasn't as good, obviously, as Grand Theft Auto. 1059 00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:42,080 And, uh, just, fuck. 1060 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:44,320 Oh, we're gonna get fucking leathered. 1061 00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,880 We're gonna get done. 1062 00:50:46,160 --> 00:50:47,020 We've been done. 1063 00:50:49,420 --> 00:50:50,220 Talking shite. 1064 00:50:50,220 --> 00:51:07,740 Yeah, it's a strange analogy. 1065 00:51:08,420 --> 00:51:10,240 But I understand what you mean there, Tony. 1066 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,580 It is like we are gonna be beaten somewhat. 1067 00:51:12,580 --> 00:51:14,580 But we're not gonna be beaten by the Japanese. 1068 00:51:14,940 --> 00:51:18,580 Because these police in here, they all seem to be, uh... 1069 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:19,480 Uh-oh. 1070 00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,440 Not Japanese, anyway. 1071 00:51:21,500 --> 00:51:24,260 They all just have kind of nice, friendly faces. 1072 00:51:24,420 --> 00:51:25,640 Not the kind of face... 1073 00:51:25,640 --> 00:51:29,240 The way I'm saying that sounds like Japanese people don't have nice faces. 1074 00:51:29,580 --> 00:51:31,480 What I'm referring to... 1075 00:51:31,480 --> 00:51:34,440 I don't want to get into hot water here with the Japanese. 1076 00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:38,540 What I'm referring to is these fellas don't look like the kind of fellas 1077 00:51:38,540 --> 00:51:40,680 who would be wielding guns and shooting you. 1078 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:45,060 Um, but they definitely don't look Japanese either. 1079 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:47,200 They definitely don't look Japanese. 1080 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,900 They just look like traditional filth. 1081 00:51:53,220 --> 00:51:54,560 We're back here again. 1082 00:51:55,020 --> 00:51:57,120 And we've got a whole lot of stuff going on. 1083 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,200 We need to kill a whole load more filth. 1084 00:52:02,400 --> 00:52:04,360 And we need to remember... 1085 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,700 To save it. 1086 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,620 Charlie Papa 4. 1087 00:52:10,620 --> 00:52:10,720 Charlie Papa 4. 1088 00:52:16,860 --> 00:52:19,040 I think the bird is getting fucking whipped. 1089 00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:21,580 It's a smoke bomb. 1090 00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,220 It's tear gas. 1091 00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:25,220 Getting fucking tear gas out, man. 1092 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:34,860 He's tear gas. 1093 00:52:34,860 --> 00:52:35,860 He's tear gas himself. 1094 00:52:39,100 --> 00:52:42,000 We wait for that tear gas to go down and we'll... 1095 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:43,000 Oh, fuck. 1096 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,900 She can take care of that lad there. 1097 00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,620 Just do a little bit of leaning against the wall here. 1098 00:52:55,700 --> 00:52:56,260 That's lovely. 1099 00:52:56,260 --> 00:52:58,200 And look at the stilettos on her. 1100 00:53:00,900 --> 00:53:05,440 She's wearing a tight jean scenario with stiletto heels. 1101 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:09,640 But she's still managing to hold her own in a world of men. 1102 00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:10,740 You know? 1103 00:53:11,240 --> 00:53:13,240 No sex discrimination here, lads. 1104 00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,360 Tactical high heels. 1105 00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:22,460 You know, they could get... 1106 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:23,580 They'll garner the attention... 1107 00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,240 Of the men. 1108 00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:26,920 You know? 1109 00:53:27,020 --> 00:53:28,580 And the men then will be like... 1110 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:29,820 What? 1111 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,440 There's a bird here. 1112 00:53:32,500 --> 00:53:36,760 And they'll be actually put off from the fucking damage they're meant to be dishing out to people. 1113 00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:37,800 Oh. 1114 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:43,520 Dual wielding MP5s. 1115 00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:44,560 I have to say it again. 1116 00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:46,080 Because it's a great concept. 1117 00:53:47,820 --> 00:53:50,860 We need to get out of the tear gas here before we fucking start crying. 1118 00:53:57,260 --> 00:54:00,060 This game is actually sponsored by Shoe Zone. 1119 00:54:00,140 --> 00:54:02,540 Down the main street, says John Murphy. 1120 00:54:02,620 --> 00:54:03,700 That's a great situation. 1121 00:54:03,700 --> 00:54:08,860 And it's great to have these little details drip fed into the chat while we're playing. 1122 00:54:09,700 --> 00:54:13,080 I'm not actually sure whether or not the tear gas is doing any damage to us. 1123 00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:13,680 Oh. 1124 00:54:14,100 --> 00:54:14,600 Or is it? 1125 00:54:15,700 --> 00:54:17,080 He's rocking around there. 1126 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,180 Now that's gone down. 1127 00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:19,720 That's great. 1128 00:54:19,780 --> 00:54:20,400 We can move. 1129 00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,020 We need to do a bit of leanage here. 1130 00:54:32,020 --> 00:54:35,860 And it's hard to find the right piece of wall to do the leanage against. 1131 00:54:37,220 --> 00:54:37,800 Sometimes you... 1132 00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:38,520 Oh look, there's a ca... 1133 00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,120 Oh no! 1134 00:54:39,800 --> 00:54:40,240 No! 1135 00:54:40,240 --> 00:54:44,360 And we've been fucking caught by Psycho Mantis. 1136 00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:44,960 I was... 1137 00:54:44,960 --> 00:54:51,320 I was more interested in the anti-cannabis poster that was on the wall there. 1138 00:54:52,320 --> 00:54:55,080 And that's led us into a fucking filth frenzy. 1139 00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:55,540 Tom. 1140 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,300 You need to keep your... 1141 00:54:57,300 --> 00:54:57,880 Come on Hammond. 1142 00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:59,020 Let's move it. 1143 00:54:59,020 --> 00:55:01,080 And keep control of the action. 1144 00:55:01,560 --> 00:55:02,520 Because right now... 1145 00:55:02,520 --> 00:55:03,900 Hammond, move it! 1146 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:05,160 Let's go, come on! 1147 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:06,360 It's not going to win you any favours. 1148 00:55:06,760 --> 00:55:08,020 It's definitely not going to win you. 1149 00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:11,300 Out of the chaos maze of the cloud or something. 1150 00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,160 And remember as well... 1151 00:55:13,160 --> 00:55:15,520 To hit that safe state that everyone won. 1152 00:55:15,740 --> 00:55:16,760 Virgin on the system. 1153 00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:18,260 I have the main in front of you. 1154 00:55:18,260 --> 00:55:19,520 We are going right back. 1155 00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:20,920 To the start again. 1156 00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,400 Currently though, it's still Japan 1. 1157 00:55:23,940 --> 00:55:25,680 Croatia kneel the second half. 1158 00:55:26,200 --> 00:55:31,320 Thanks very much there, Shoe Zone Lanigan. 1159 00:55:32,220 --> 00:55:33,720 Big shout out to Hanley Man. 1160 00:55:34,420 --> 00:55:35,260 From Shona. 1161 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:38,220 Hope you're enjoying this London documentary. 1162 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,240 When we get to the end of this next level slash zone, 1163 00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:45,920 I want to show you something that fits in with the getaway, 1164 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:48,980 which actually reminded me to continue this saga, 1165 00:55:49,560 --> 00:55:50,680 which I saw the other night. 1166 00:55:50,840 --> 00:55:55,360 And it's Bob Hoskins going around the slums of London in the 80s 1167 00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:57,280 on the riverside. 1168 00:55:58,220 --> 00:56:00,140 And he's talking to Barry Norman, 1169 00:56:00,460 --> 00:56:03,080 who went on to do film Barry Norman, 1170 00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:04,280 the film programme. 1171 00:56:05,460 --> 00:56:05,800 And... 1172 00:56:05,800 --> 00:56:07,680 But it's... 1173 00:56:07,680 --> 00:56:11,560 He's lamenting the destruction or the rehabilitation 1174 00:56:11,560 --> 00:56:14,360 or the gentrification of London Docklands. 1175 00:56:15,960 --> 00:56:19,060 But he's talking as if he's talking from the heart, 1176 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,080 but he's definitely reading script. 1177 00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:23,680 You need to... 1178 00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:25,080 It needs to be seen to be believed. 1179 00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:26,240 We're going to watch some of it, 1180 00:56:26,240 --> 00:56:28,140 and hopefully the stream won't get taken down. 1181 00:56:28,940 --> 00:56:33,640 Beautiful piece of ITV action from the early 80s, late 70s. 1182 00:56:34,260 --> 00:56:38,140 And the area is down by... 1183 00:56:38,140 --> 00:56:43,700 It's the wharf next to London Bridge, 1184 00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:47,920 which used to be spice factories and stuff like that. 1185 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000 And you could smell... 1186 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,000 He's like... 1187 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:51,580 You smell that? 1188 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:58,680 Still smell the curry and the curry spices that we used to import back in the day. 1189 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,140 And I'm not doing it justice, to be honest. 1190 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,220 You need to watch it. 1191 00:57:04,220 --> 00:57:11,360 I can't really channel how funny I found it through my impersonation of it. 1192 00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:12,700 And also, I need to F1. 1193 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,580 That's an F1. 1194 00:57:16,580 --> 00:57:16,580 That's an F1. 1195 00:57:20,580 --> 00:57:23,920 And now the game is going slow. 1196 00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:32,220 Lovely attention to detail, where you hear the clicking of the submachine gun. 1197 00:57:32,220 --> 00:57:33,140 It's ran out of bullets. 1198 00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,060 Look at the state of this lad here. 1199 00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:42,820 Just nip into the room here to do a bit of leanage. 1200 00:57:44,540 --> 00:57:46,980 I hope the fucking Burge doesn't buy it. 1201 00:57:47,100 --> 00:57:49,300 And then we have to go back... 1202 00:57:49,300 --> 00:57:51,820 To the beginning again, because she gets slotted. 1203 00:57:53,340 --> 00:57:53,540 It's... 1204 00:57:53,540 --> 00:57:53,740 Yeah. 1205 00:57:53,960 --> 00:57:54,960 It's Yasmin. 1206 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:55,760 That's her name. 1207 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,000 Yasmin from Shoe Zone was killed. 1208 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:01,800 Let's F3 that anyway, and see what we can do. 1209 00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:11,280 If the times like these, a situation where you could tell her just to stay put... 1210 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:13,180 Would be... 1211 00:58:13,180 --> 00:58:14,040 Optimal. 1212 00:58:14,040 --> 00:58:19,680 You know, kind of Leon S. Kennedy and Resident Evil 4 to Ashley vibes. 1213 00:58:21,360 --> 00:58:23,480 Now, a lot of shooting going on here. 1214 00:58:24,540 --> 00:58:25,200 Vladimir shooting. 1215 00:58:26,580 --> 00:58:27,740 And there's Truncheon. 1216 00:58:28,860 --> 00:58:32,900 There's Truncheon there, but he'd had nothing to do with the situation. 1217 00:58:33,100 --> 00:58:35,640 He really had lost the run of the situation. 1218 00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:38,060 I can just lean here. 1219 00:58:38,260 --> 00:58:40,040 I'm going here and lean maybe and wait for... 1220 00:58:41,140 --> 00:58:43,040 A few moments just to gather the... 1221 00:58:43,580 --> 00:58:44,440 The thoughts. 1222 00:58:45,340 --> 00:58:47,200 And what I'll do is F1. 1223 00:58:47,220 --> 00:58:52,220 Is that load state or is it... 1224 00:58:52,220 --> 00:58:53,020 Yeah, save it. 1225 00:58:53,120 --> 00:58:53,520 F1. 1226 00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:59,540 And we're getting the chat is coming through again. 1227 00:59:00,540 --> 00:59:02,800 Before the action on the screen for me. 1228 00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,540 So it's spoiler alert, slats. 1229 00:59:04,580 --> 00:59:06,040 You're spoiling the action for me. 1230 00:59:06,500 --> 00:59:06,800 Not... 1231 00:59:06,800 --> 00:59:07,620 I'm not having a go. 1232 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,980 It's nice that you're telling me. 1233 00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:09,680 But you... 1234 00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:11,320 You can obviously see what's happening for me. 1235 00:59:11,320 --> 00:59:14,360 And now it looks like Croatia is going to score. 1236 00:59:14,360 --> 00:59:15,120 Oh no. 1237 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,160 Japan are going to... 1238 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,280 Japan have got a corner. 1239 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:22,080 Ball comes in. 1240 00:59:22,080 --> 00:59:23,420 Back heel flick. 1241 00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:24,780 Back out to the outside D. 1242 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:25,620 Headed back in. 1243 00:59:25,660 --> 00:59:28,760 Croatia sky the ball up into the air to the maximum. 1244 00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:30,140 It falls down. 1245 00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,140 Back to Croatia. 1246 00:59:32,240 --> 00:59:35,420 Now Croatia are going to maybe hit the Japanese on the break here. 1247 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:36,040 No. 1248 00:59:36,180 --> 00:59:36,840 They're not going to... 1249 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:38,100 They're going to maintain possession. 1250 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,840 And pass it back to the little man. 1251 00:59:39,900 --> 00:59:41,260 The magic man in the middle disc. 1252 00:59:41,380 --> 00:59:41,740 Modric. 1253 00:59:42,160 --> 00:59:45,040 Who advances about 30 yards up the pitch. 1254 00:59:45,820 --> 00:59:47,960 Tries to put it into some nice space. 1255 00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:48,960 But it doesn't work out. 1256 00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,680 There's a bit of a rustle and a tussle in the middle disc for the ball again. 1257 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:53,260 Modric. 1258 00:59:53,800 --> 00:59:54,000 Back. 1259 00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:54,900 Into the middle. 1260 00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:55,920 Into the mixing unit. 1261 00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,840 Finds the ball. 1262 00:59:57,740 --> 01:00:00,800 And now the Croats are passing around the balloon. 1263 01:00:01,500 --> 01:00:02,620 At a lovely pace. 1264 01:00:02,660 --> 01:00:03,780 With some lovely confidence. 1265 01:00:03,780 --> 01:00:05,780 And it's that linchpin again. 1266 01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,520 Lucas Modric. 1267 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,760 In the middle of the pitch disc. 1268 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:12,620 Doing a fair bit of fucking moving and shaking. 1269 01:00:13,180 --> 01:00:14,940 He's finding people. 1270 01:00:15,080 --> 01:00:15,780 Finding space. 1271 01:00:15,860 --> 01:00:17,560 And the Croats are looking confident now. 1272 01:00:17,680 --> 01:00:19,080 The Japanese look rattled. 1273 01:00:19,580 --> 01:00:20,940 It's a Croatian ball. 1274 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:21,920 Croatia. 1275 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:24,020 Passing the ball tenderly. 1276 01:00:24,100 --> 01:00:25,740 Outside the Japanese box area. 1277 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:26,620 Lovely ball in. 1278 01:00:26,760 --> 01:00:27,980 Lovely headed goal. 1279 01:00:28,340 --> 01:00:30,940 From inside the box area. 1280 01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:34,160 And it's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful goal. 1281 01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:37,520 It must have been about 12 yards out that header. 1282 01:00:37,940 --> 01:00:39,060 Which was very nice. 1283 01:00:39,160 --> 01:00:39,860 Very precise. 1284 01:00:40,460 --> 01:00:42,680 And it was a lovely cross as well to find your man. 1285 01:00:42,740 --> 01:00:43,460 Is it Perisic? 1286 01:00:44,700 --> 01:00:45,600 I'm not sure. 1287 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:47,560 It was a big fella. 1288 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:48,440 Big fella anyway. 1289 01:00:48,500 --> 01:00:49,120 Number four. 1290 01:00:49,980 --> 01:00:50,440 He looks. 1291 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:51,940 He looks. 1292 01:00:52,600 --> 01:00:53,000 familiar. 1293 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:55,180 Lovely, lovely goal. 1294 01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:56,740 I'm five minutes behind, says Jan. 1295 01:00:56,780 --> 01:01:01,140 Let's see if we can get a fucking nice bit of streamage. 1296 01:01:01,200 --> 01:01:02,980 An up-to-date bit of streamage going there. 1297 01:01:04,580 --> 01:01:10,860 I usually find that you can get a very, very up-to-the-minute stream on Twitter. 1298 01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,940 But it gets taken down very quickly. 1299 01:01:14,060 --> 01:01:16,560 You need to keep searching then every 10 minutes for a new one. 1300 01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:20,800 Let me find one here. 1301 01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:21,400 I've got another. 1302 01:01:21,580 --> 01:01:22,580 I've got another one here. 1303 01:01:25,400 --> 01:01:26,700 RTE player Omar. 1304 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,900 If I use that, I'd be behind, I'd say. 1305 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,260 See here what I've got here. 1306 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:36,420 Not that one. 1307 01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:37,280 We don't want that one. 1308 01:01:37,360 --> 01:01:37,860 Maybe a number. 1309 01:01:39,260 --> 01:01:40,600 Maybe a number four. 1310 01:01:41,140 --> 01:01:42,440 We'll go with number four. 1311 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:43,540 See if that one's. 1312 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,820 It was Perisic. 1313 01:01:51,740 --> 01:01:54,880 And so I am on. 1314 01:01:56,820 --> 01:01:58,300 Show me the time there, lads. 1315 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,660 56.15. 1316 01:02:03,220 --> 01:02:05,200 56.20 now. 1317 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:14,480 58.40. 1318 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,400 Someone's on there. 1319 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,440 Fucking hell. 1320 01:02:18,760 --> 01:02:19,260 All right. 1321 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:21,640 I'm just going to try RTE player and see what that's like. 1322 01:02:22,440 --> 01:02:24,440 I have to sit through two minutes of ads maybe. 1323 01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,660 But then when you join during the match, 1324 01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:30,680 it usually just logs you straight in, you know? 1325 01:02:31,540 --> 01:02:32,180 No adverts. 1326 01:02:32,320 --> 01:02:32,960 No messing around. 1327 01:02:33,100 --> 01:02:34,800 It's just straight into the match. 1328 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,480 Let's have a look here. 1329 01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:39,420 Channels. 1330 01:02:42,220 --> 01:02:42,720 Turn it off. 1331 01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,160 Party two. 1332 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:47,380 Check your ad block. 1333 01:02:47,580 --> 01:02:47,900 Fuck. 1334 01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:49,280 How would you do that now? 1335 01:02:50,420 --> 01:02:52,400 Let's get another fucking browser going. 1336 01:02:54,080 --> 01:02:55,100 We have that. 1337 01:02:58,300 --> 01:02:59,260 Google Chrome. 1338 01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,260 Now Google Chrome is in the mix-up. 1339 01:03:01,260 --> 01:03:02,680 Holy smoke. 1340 01:03:02,680 --> 01:03:06,760 Holy smoke. 1341 01:03:06,760 --> 01:03:06,760 Holy smoke. 1342 01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:07,220 Holy. 1343 01:03:11,220 --> 01:03:12,580 Holy smoke. 1344 01:03:12,680 --> 01:03:13,060 Holy. 1345 01:03:14,720 --> 01:03:15,780 Keep brave. 1346 01:03:17,540 --> 01:03:18,940 Party two. 1347 01:03:19,820 --> 01:03:21,180 World Cup live. 1348 01:03:25,680 --> 01:03:27,260 Just. 1349 01:03:27,260 --> 01:03:27,300 Just. 1350 01:03:29,140 --> 01:03:29,620 Player. 1351 01:03:29,900 --> 01:03:31,840 It would drive you insane. 1352 01:03:33,340 --> 01:03:35,080 It's unresponsive, you know. 1353 01:03:45,020 --> 01:03:46,980 And now an advert for mental health. 1354 01:03:47,220 --> 01:03:55,120 I have anxiety after dealing with this player, yeah. 1355 01:03:57,640 --> 01:03:58,360 Thank you. 1356 01:04:14,940 --> 01:04:17,200 Okay, so 60... 1357 01:04:17,200 --> 01:04:20,240 48, 49, 60, 50 now. 1358 01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,240 60, 52. 1359 01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:30,000 Just hitting 61 minutes right now. 1360 01:04:30,120 --> 01:04:30,820 61 minutes. 1361 01:04:36,380 --> 01:04:37,460 Okay, great stuff. 1362 01:04:37,760 --> 01:04:38,260 We're in sync. 1363 01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:39,100 We're just about. 1364 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:40,060 Some people are ahead. 1365 01:04:40,480 --> 01:04:41,320 Some people are back. 1366 01:04:43,380 --> 01:04:45,560 The irony of that ad on the player, 1367 01:04:45,680 --> 01:04:48,760 and also the irony of me giving out stink about the player, 1368 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,580 but then when I manage to get it going, 1369 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,200 the player is keeping this going. 1370 01:04:54,740 --> 01:04:54,980 Do you know? 1371 01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:57,520 Crazy when you think about it. 1372 01:04:57,780 --> 01:04:58,540 Not really, though. 1373 01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,740 Turn that HD off, maybe, 1374 01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:02,960 so it doesn't affect the stream. 1375 01:05:03,040 --> 01:05:03,500 Oh, fuck it. 1376 01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:04,100 We'll keep it going. 1377 01:05:04,360 --> 01:05:05,920 Great picture as well. 1378 01:05:06,560 --> 01:05:07,100 Okay, right. 1379 01:05:07,180 --> 01:05:07,580 Continue. 1380 01:05:09,140 --> 01:05:10,660 And we'll F1 this. 1381 01:05:12,740 --> 01:05:13,820 Save that state. 1382 01:05:17,240 --> 01:05:19,580 How long have we been in this police station? 1383 01:05:19,660 --> 01:05:20,460 Now, it's been an hour. 1384 01:05:20,700 --> 01:05:23,460 It's been an hour and five minutes, 1385 01:05:23,460 --> 01:05:24,580 and we're still not out of this. 1386 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:25,800 Now, this is annoying. 1387 01:05:25,960 --> 01:05:26,680 It says exit, 1388 01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:28,420 and we're at the exit. 1389 01:05:29,260 --> 01:05:30,280 Shoot the electrics. 1390 01:05:30,440 --> 01:05:31,520 Shoot the electrics. 1391 01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:32,520 I get you. 1392 01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:32,600 Yeah. 1393 01:05:41,600 --> 01:05:44,540 Okay, let's see if we can do that again. 1394 01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:45,940 Reload the state. 1395 01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,900 The shooting is a bit wonky. 1396 01:05:49,980 --> 01:05:51,120 The aiming is a bit wonky, 1397 01:05:51,200 --> 01:05:53,020 and I've got inverted axis as well, 1398 01:05:53,060 --> 01:05:54,840 so she was saying shoot the electrics. 1399 01:05:56,940 --> 01:05:57,920 We've got to stop it closing. 1400 01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,300 Aim to the box, mob. 1401 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:07,740 Is that bullshit, do you reckon? 1402 01:06:08,740 --> 01:06:09,700 Do you reckon that's bullshit? 1403 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,920 Do you reckon that's even possible? 1404 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:13,400 To shoot the electrics? 1405 01:06:13,780 --> 01:06:15,840 Or is that just something that they get you to do, 1406 01:06:15,960 --> 01:06:17,380 and then you have to go around the front? 1407 01:06:22,180 --> 01:06:23,860 You've got to invert your axis. 1408 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:31,940 Nah, look. 1409 01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,020 I shot the electrics. 1410 01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:33,620 It's bollocks. 1411 01:06:34,660 --> 01:06:35,340 Doesn't work. 1412 01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:44,040 You've got to stop it closing. 1413 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,420 Aim for the box, mob. 1414 01:06:58,540 --> 01:06:59,620 Francis Higgins, 1415 01:06:59,780 --> 01:07:01,820 game volume goes too loud 1416 01:07:01,820 --> 01:07:03,040 when the phone comes on. 1417 01:07:03,040 --> 01:07:03,940 Tom, can you just see 1418 01:07:03,940 --> 01:07:06,160 if the phone volume is too loud there for us, please? 1419 01:07:09,200 --> 01:07:10,500 Yep, that's very loud. 1420 01:07:12,640 --> 01:07:13,500 Very, very loud. 1421 01:07:16,940 --> 01:07:17,660 Bryce, the live. 1422 01:07:17,740 --> 01:07:19,060 Thanks very much there, Omar. 1423 01:07:19,240 --> 01:07:20,980 Was it Omar for letting us know there? 1424 01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,720 We didn't know that. 1425 01:07:22,140 --> 01:07:23,860 God knows how long that's been happening. 1426 01:07:25,800 --> 01:07:29,180 It's a technical operation and a half sometimes. 1427 01:07:29,180 --> 01:07:36,260 Trying to figure out the routing of different audio channels coming through the fucking mainframe into my earlobes, 1428 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,620 and then out to you guys as well. 1429 01:07:37,620 --> 01:07:43,320 We're flying on the seat of our pants sometimes. 1430 01:07:43,320 --> 01:07:45,700 And there's the anti-cannabis poster. 1431 01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:52,020 in the cop shop that I was distracted by before. 1432 01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:53,760 Let's just get ourselves... 1433 01:07:53,760 --> 01:07:54,820 There it is, look. 1434 01:07:55,580 --> 01:08:03,240 At the time, I remember the big hubbub was that they declassified it to a Category B drug or something. 1435 01:08:04,520 --> 01:08:05,360 And, uh... 1436 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:07,580 I think they've actually recla- 1437 01:08:07,580 --> 01:08:08,600 They've got rid of that. 1438 01:08:08,820 --> 01:08:09,360 Now it's... 1439 01:08:12,240 --> 01:08:14,620 That was some nice fancy shooting from your one there. 1440 01:08:14,620 --> 01:08:16,540 We gotta pick up the MP5s here. 1441 01:08:22,180 --> 01:08:24,260 Now, custody area down here. 1442 01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,760 First floor over here. 1443 01:08:26,920 --> 01:08:28,060 Custody area. 1444 01:08:29,320 --> 01:08:30,840 Where is the fucking main? 1445 01:08:33,380 --> 01:08:34,720 Where's the exit here? 1446 01:08:40,020 --> 01:08:42,600 Uh, interesting there that Croatia scored. 1447 01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:44,140 I-I thought it was Japan... 1448 01:08:44,660 --> 01:08:45,220 Scenario. 1449 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:48,360 When, uh, you told me the goal had been scored. 1450 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:52,260 I was looking at the stream and, uh, Japan were all over them. 1451 01:08:53,140 --> 01:08:54,900 And now it's Croatia on the ball. 1452 01:08:55,360 --> 01:08:57,600 A balloon has been put into the mixing unit. 1453 01:08:58,140 --> 01:08:59,900 They're trying time and time again, Croatia. 1454 01:09:00,020 --> 01:09:01,940 They're knocking on fucking Heaven's door. 1455 01:09:02,420 --> 01:09:04,640 And the Japanese are throwing themselves... 1456 01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:07,180 At every shot that's coming in. 1457 01:09:07,820 --> 01:09:08,360 It's like... 1458 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:10,980 A fucking scene... 1459 01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:13,600 From a fucking football war film. 1460 01:09:14,560 --> 01:09:15,980 Letters from fucking... 1461 01:09:16,980 --> 01:09:17,860 Iwo Jima. 1462 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:22,500 Letters from the Sapporo Dome. 1463 01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:25,160 Starring Clint Eastfield. 1464 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:27,700 Fuck. 1465 01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,000 Flags of our fathers. 1466 01:09:34,520 --> 01:09:35,840 Here we go, lads. 1467 01:09:36,560 --> 01:09:37,800 Let's save the game here. 1468 01:09:39,840 --> 01:09:41,700 I think the bird is getting fucking done in. 1469 01:09:44,420 --> 01:09:47,640 Just wanted to do a bit of leaning here before we, uh... 1470 01:09:47,640 --> 01:09:47,840 Oh. 1471 01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:50,400 Croatia just had a shot that went... 1472 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,040 Whistled past the, uh, the Japanese posts. 1473 01:09:56,460 --> 01:09:57,760 Look at her face there. 1474 01:09:57,840 --> 01:09:58,620 Look, Martina. 1475 01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:09,980 Now we're out onto the streets. 1476 01:10:11,020 --> 01:10:12,180 The streets of London. 1477 01:10:13,260 --> 01:10:14,220 It's time to get away. 1478 01:10:16,720 --> 01:10:18,100 We need to get the bird in. 1479 01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:19,000 Into the... 1480 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,260 To the fucking motor. 1481 01:10:23,780 --> 01:10:24,800 I need to save this. 1482 01:10:30,940 --> 01:10:31,700 That's us. 1483 01:10:31,840 --> 01:10:32,720 We're on the move. 1484 01:10:33,660 --> 01:10:34,360 And there's... 1485 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:37,740 St. Paul's Cathedral. 1486 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,880 Lot of roads blocked off. 1487 01:10:44,460 --> 01:10:46,020 Driving on the wrong side of the road here. 1488 01:10:46,100 --> 01:10:47,400 It's a dangerous business. 1489 01:10:51,640 --> 01:10:52,320 And, uh... 1490 01:10:52,320 --> 01:10:55,780 We're actually in the middle of a race war as well with the Yardies. 1491 01:10:55,940 --> 01:10:57,440 The Jamaican contingency. 1492 01:10:57,880 --> 01:11:01,080 The Jamaican cohort of London City. 1493 01:11:01,200 --> 01:11:02,040 They're against me. 1494 01:11:02,960 --> 01:11:04,620 I don't know why I can't remember. 1495 01:11:05,240 --> 01:11:09,040 But I think there's a mission coming up where we have to go into a yardy crack den. 1496 01:11:09,500 --> 01:11:10,940 And really clean house. 1497 01:11:11,040 --> 01:11:11,960 That's coming up soon. 1498 01:11:12,060 --> 01:11:12,200 You... 1499 01:11:12,200 --> 01:11:13,200 You don't want to miss it. 1500 01:11:13,260 --> 01:11:13,480 We'll... 1501 01:11:13,480 --> 01:11:15,680 We're gonna cut to Bob Hoskins in a moment. 1502 01:11:16,860 --> 01:11:17,540 Fucking hell. 1503 01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:19,720 It's a crazy bit of London business here. 1504 01:11:20,740 --> 01:11:21,640 We need to turn left. 1505 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:35,040 This is some good driving. 1506 01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:35,940 I'm very... 1507 01:11:36,540 --> 01:11:37,160 So far. 1508 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:38,180 And then I say that. 1509 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:40,040 And then we crash into a fucking Range Rover. 1510 01:11:42,680 --> 01:11:43,440 Down here. 1511 01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:44,260 And then left. 1512 01:11:45,820 --> 01:11:48,620 We're basically trying to get the birds to a safe house. 1513 01:11:48,900 --> 01:11:50,940 And then we can fucking chat about the next... 1514 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,060 Where we go to from there. 1515 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:54,020 But, uh... 1516 01:11:54,020 --> 01:11:55,400 It wouldn't surprise me now. 1517 01:11:56,320 --> 01:11:57,940 If amidst all this... 1518 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:00,220 Beast Chase. 1519 01:12:00,720 --> 01:12:03,460 That the Yardies start getting involved as well. 1520 01:12:03,560 --> 01:12:05,660 Driving some high-powered Sabs. 1521 01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:07,920 They always come at you in the Sabs. 1522 01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:08,760 I'm not sure why. 1523 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:10,920 There's also a... 1524 01:12:10,920 --> 01:12:12,320 Charlie Joel... 1525 01:12:12,320 --> 01:12:13,840 Charlie Jolson's outfit. 1526 01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:14,920 They're, uh... 1527 01:12:15,480 --> 01:12:17,740 They're driving fucking souped-up Porsches. 1528 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:18,620 And some, uh... 1529 01:12:18,620 --> 01:12:19,540 Really nice MG. 1530 01:12:19,740 --> 01:12:21,340 Some MG fucking midgets. 1531 01:12:22,780 --> 01:12:23,740 They've got it all. 1532 01:12:25,680 --> 01:12:26,620 They've got it all. 1533 01:12:28,680 --> 01:12:29,820 They need to fucking move. 1534 01:12:30,620 --> 01:12:33,080 And we've got no indication as to go left or right. 1535 01:12:33,160 --> 01:12:34,720 We're just gonna keep piling forward here. 1536 01:12:34,820 --> 01:12:35,820 Through the City of London. 1537 01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:37,180 They've got the Stingers out. 1538 01:12:37,480 --> 01:12:38,180 And that's us. 1539 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:39,880 The tires have been busted. 1540 01:12:42,180 --> 01:12:44,480 That's gonna be tough for us now to move at pace. 1541 01:12:44,540 --> 01:12:46,220 As you can see, we've been stung. 1542 01:12:48,220 --> 01:12:50,940 Ah, we need to really fucking ramp it up here. 1543 01:12:54,520 --> 01:12:57,640 Ah, the bird is doing the Lord's work there outside the passenger. 1544 01:12:57,780 --> 01:12:59,340 Doing the fucking drive-by. 1545 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,060 What if we can get out here and really take the filth out? 1546 01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:04,440 MP5s. 1547 01:13:04,500 --> 01:13:05,600 Double MP5s. 1548 01:13:05,660 --> 01:13:06,320 Filth Street. 1549 01:13:07,340 --> 01:13:08,020 Great stuff. 1550 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,640 Into their motor. 1551 01:13:10,180 --> 01:13:11,880 Hopefully the bird will get in the passenger. 1552 01:13:13,140 --> 01:13:13,800 Come on. 1553 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,180 This is a nice bit of crash bang wallop. 1554 01:13:29,060 --> 01:13:30,760 We're back on the road again. 1555 01:13:30,880 --> 01:13:31,660 It's nice so far. 1556 01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:33,020 Maybe we'll save the state. 1557 01:13:41,440 --> 01:13:42,340 Fucking hell. 1558 01:13:42,340 --> 01:13:43,760 Post office. 1559 01:13:44,040 --> 01:13:44,840 Parcel force. 1560 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:47,460 This is a one-way street as well. 1561 01:13:47,540 --> 01:13:48,320 We're getting fucking... 1562 01:13:49,320 --> 01:13:51,320 Really, really, really... 1563 01:13:51,320 --> 01:13:53,360 Close to the bone here. 1564 01:13:56,400 --> 01:13:56,920 Left. 1565 01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,460 Into the warehouse. 1566 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:00,860 Great stuff. 1567 01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:10,640 My comic's dead. 1568 01:14:11,220 --> 01:14:12,800 Well fucking done, Emmond. 1569 01:14:13,140 --> 01:14:13,740 And Yasmin. 1570 01:14:15,020 --> 01:14:15,860 Yeah, her too. 1571 01:14:16,980 --> 01:14:19,120 Shane, not a bad piece of crumpet. 1572 01:14:19,500 --> 01:14:20,620 But you know women, mate. 1573 01:14:20,860 --> 01:14:21,720 Too much hassle. 1574 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,740 He's only gone and done it. 1575 01:14:24,220 --> 01:14:25,380 McCormack and the bird. 1576 01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,900 See if you underestimated him. 1577 01:14:27,900 --> 01:14:31,740 Well, since I've lost one girl today, he can just get me another. 1578 01:14:31,740 --> 01:14:33,780 I hear Layla's down at the toucher. 1579 01:14:33,780 --> 01:14:35,180 Collins' new bar in Sorrow. 1580 01:14:35,180 --> 01:14:38,900 Tell Marky I kind of prefer her if she was here with me. 1581 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:40,700 Right, Emmond. 1582 01:14:40,700 --> 01:14:40,700 Right, Emmond. 1583 01:14:41,480 --> 01:14:43,140 Head on down to the touch of class. 1584 01:14:43,900 --> 01:14:46,840 Your man, Collins, seems to have hired some dancing slut. 1585 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,580 Goes by the name of Layla. 1586 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:51,140 She's one of Charlie's birds. 1587 01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,080 And he'd like you to politely ask her to come back. 1588 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:56,540 Bring her to Charlie's gaffy mate now. 1589 01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:56,800 That's nice. 1590 01:14:57,800 --> 01:14:58,660 You heard me. 1591 01:14:58,860 --> 01:14:59,920 Get her and bring her here. 1592 01:15:00,420 --> 01:15:01,460 When's this going to end, Harry? 1593 01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,800 This is getting past the point of ridiculous. 1594 01:15:04,460 --> 01:15:06,400 I'll never get in and out of there in one piece. 1595 01:15:08,820 --> 01:15:11,360 I'll be better off blowing the whistle and taking my chances. 1596 01:15:12,740 --> 01:15:15,740 And maybe Jamal and his Yardie boys would like to know what's going on as well, eh? 1597 01:15:16,220 --> 01:15:18,220 It ends when Charlie bloody says so. 1598 01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:18,680 All right. 1599 01:15:19,240 --> 01:15:20,960 I'm looking at your boy right now. 1600 01:15:21,200 --> 01:15:21,940 Just move it. 1601 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:25,960 You fancy going clubby? 1602 01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:29,340 What the fuck are you talking about? 1603 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:30,640 Charlie. 1604 01:15:32,400 --> 01:15:34,120 Sending me on another suicide mission. 1605 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:34,380 The music. 1606 01:15:35,260 --> 01:15:35,940 Down to Soho. 1607 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:36,980 My old turf. 1608 01:15:38,220 --> 01:15:40,580 He wants me to grab some dancing slut named Layla. 1609 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,260 And take her back to his house in Mayfield. 1610 01:15:45,040 --> 01:15:45,600 Mark. 1611 01:15:46,220 --> 01:15:47,120 That's perfect. 1612 01:15:49,020 --> 01:15:49,540 Perfect. 1613 01:15:50,040 --> 01:15:50,440 Perfect. 1614 01:15:52,440 --> 01:15:54,280 It's a fucking human sacrifice. 1615 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:55,060 That's what it is. 1616 01:15:55,060 --> 01:15:56,420 No. 1617 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:57,800 Let's get her. 1618 01:15:58,220 --> 01:16:00,060 Gives us a door into Charlie's place. 1619 01:16:01,020 --> 01:16:02,720 That place is like a bloody prison. 1620 01:16:03,540 --> 01:16:05,100 I'm sure that's where he's holding your boy. 1621 01:16:05,620 --> 01:16:08,440 If I can get inside, I can get to him. 1622 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:11,020 You sure? 1623 01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,100 Yeah. 1624 01:16:14,220 --> 01:16:17,800 And I'll settle the score with Charlie Johnson whilst I'm at it. 1625 01:16:18,420 --> 01:16:20,280 I'm not worried about scores, Yasmin. 1626 01:16:20,780 --> 01:16:22,940 I'm worried about scores when my boy's safe, all right? 1627 01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:26,900 We're having an abrupt ending there. 1628 01:16:26,900 --> 01:16:37,760 So we have to go down to the nightclub known as the Touch of Class, or as it's known colloquially to the fucking Jolson crew. 1629 01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:38,940 The Toucher. 1630 01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:41,940 Send him down to the Toucher. 1631 01:16:41,940 --> 01:16:49,180 And we have to go down to the Toucher to get some bird back to Charlie Jolson. 1632 01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:55,820 But at the same time, we'll use that as an opportunity to get Yasmin, the Yasmin bird, into Charlie's gaff. 1633 01:16:56,160 --> 01:16:57,620 And she's going to fucking do him. 1634 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,400 And there's talk of the Yardies getting involved. 1635 01:17:01,680 --> 01:17:04,180 It's a real malaise, Tom, isn't it? 1636 01:17:05,140 --> 01:17:06,020 Crazy bit of business. 1637 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:08,340 And you'd wonder who wrote the script. 1638 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:15,400 But there was some touching music there as you were discussing what was going on. 1639 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,880 It was like a scene from EastEnders as well. 1640 01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,400 It really was. 1641 01:17:19,440 --> 01:17:20,580 It was very funny. 1642 01:17:20,580 --> 01:17:28,760 And no fade at the end, Moss Side. 1643 01:17:28,880 --> 01:17:29,600 No fade is right. 1644 01:17:29,660 --> 01:17:30,640 It was a hard cut. 1645 01:17:31,260 --> 01:17:35,700 They obviously ran out of time in order to finesse that little bit. 1646 01:17:36,020 --> 01:17:38,360 There's a lot of rough edges around it. 1647 01:17:38,380 --> 01:17:40,300 But that's kind of what I like about it as well. 1648 01:17:41,400 --> 01:17:47,020 But, yeah, so there's Charlie Jolson's face in that last cutscene was very funny. 1649 01:17:47,020 --> 01:17:52,120 He looks like he's been through the fucking, the runner, big time. 1650 01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,500 I don't know what the hell has happened to him. 1651 01:17:53,560 --> 01:17:56,580 It looks like he's been dragged through a fucking briar hedge backwards. 1652 01:17:57,920 --> 01:18:01,400 He's honestly going like that, dead down at such, huh? 1653 01:18:02,980 --> 01:18:05,440 We'll bring that bird back from the such, huh? 1654 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:12,820 And flagrant usage of the word slut from your man, Mark Hammond. 1655 01:18:14,020 --> 01:18:16,900 Again, another situation where would this have been made now? 1656 01:18:16,940 --> 01:18:18,240 I'm not sure it would have been made now. 1657 01:18:18,300 --> 01:18:19,740 But it's an 18-rated game. 1658 01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:20,320 Sure. 1659 01:18:21,140 --> 01:18:27,320 You do see, though, that language like that may have been phased out even from 18-rated games. 1660 01:18:27,420 --> 01:18:33,880 It's going to be interesting to see, or will it, the direction that Grand Theft Auto 6 takes when it's released. 1661 01:18:34,480 --> 01:18:41,540 Although, I feel as though that has kind of been going downhill script-wise since 3. 1662 01:18:41,620 --> 01:18:49,540 Because since it became more centrally focused on a character, a strong lead character, 1663 01:18:50,760 --> 01:18:56,300 they imbue the games with a depth that is unnecessary, in my view. 1664 01:18:56,540 --> 01:19:03,860 And you end up fucking driving around these vast metropolises, which are very well rendered, very well made. 1665 01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:05,360 I have no truck with that. 1666 01:19:05,780 --> 01:19:11,120 But you're listening to reams of fucking dialogue about shite that you don't care about. 1667 01:19:11,480 --> 01:19:15,820 And it's like they've padded the game out with inconsequential story beats. 1668 01:19:16,320 --> 01:19:18,000 Whereas this is straight and to the point. 1669 01:19:18,660 --> 01:19:22,760 You've got your bad slags who are fucking doing dirty deals. 1670 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:24,240 Kevin Beijing, thank you very much. 1671 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:26,900 And then you've got a bit of fucking cutscene at the end. 1672 01:19:27,140 --> 01:19:27,900 Back to the driving. 1673 01:19:28,260 --> 01:19:29,180 It's got action in it. 1674 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,240 It's not a wasted journey, like, you know. 1675 01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:32,880 It's not just so you can hear some story beats. 1676 01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:37,140 You've got to get away from the cops or you're evading the fucking yardies or whatever. 1677 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:43,360 And nowadays, it's like, let's try and max out the game for as long as we can. 1678 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,900 And it gets boring. 1679 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:49,920 I lose interest in the story completely. 1680 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,720 But I know where I stand with this. 1681 01:19:53,040 --> 01:19:58,140 So games really might have become a victim of their own depth and success. 1682 01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,740 As the technology has progressed, when was the last? 1683 01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:03,460 Oh, Croatia on the ball here. 1684 01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:04,700 They're looking dangerous, Tom. 1685 01:20:05,460 --> 01:20:06,400 Croatia on the ball. 1686 01:20:06,540 --> 01:20:07,140 Perisic again. 1687 01:20:07,240 --> 01:20:07,760 Lovely shot. 1688 01:20:07,800 --> 01:20:08,720 It's gone wide. 1689 01:20:10,080 --> 01:20:12,420 And it was the goal scorer himself, Perisic, 1690 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:17,960 who took a left-footed blaster for about 20 years old. 1691 01:20:18,160 --> 01:20:21,760 And it just whistle-stopped past the fucking Japanese post. 1692 01:20:22,720 --> 01:20:26,000 And Croatia are looking mighty strong now. 1693 01:20:26,080 --> 01:20:29,240 Looking like they're going to take this situation. 1694 01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,040 I'll stay with you now because it's gone out for a corner ball. 1695 01:20:32,140 --> 01:20:35,120 It was Tom Agace who got a foot to it. 1696 01:20:35,820 --> 01:20:40,220 And it's the mighty little magic man, Madrich, who's gone over to take the corner. 1697 01:20:41,140 --> 01:20:42,360 What can he do here? 1698 01:20:42,600 --> 01:20:45,780 As the crowd clap, clap and cheer. 1699 01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:49,820 The Croatian checkered red and white jerseys cross comes in. 1700 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:50,820 Lovely. 1701 01:20:51,200 --> 01:20:51,800 Headed down. 1702 01:20:52,140 --> 01:20:53,320 Back to a fella in the middle. 1703 01:20:53,660 --> 01:20:54,860 It's cleared from the Japanese. 1704 01:20:57,460 --> 01:21:00,220 Cleared from the Japanese as well. 1705 01:21:00,660 --> 01:21:02,000 Now, let's continue this. 1706 01:21:02,180 --> 01:21:04,280 Or before that, we'll get to Bob Hoskins. 1707 01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:10,000 Maybe I'll just check out this Bob Hoskins situation that I was telling you about here. 1708 01:21:10,000 --> 01:21:19,820 I was shiting onto you about Bob Hoskins doing some lamentations about the fucking gentrification of London in the 80s. 1709 01:21:20,580 --> 01:21:23,340 Which I found quite amusing. 1710 01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:27,860 Basically because it was heartfelt statements. 1711 01:21:28,540 --> 01:21:30,600 But they sounded as though they were scripted. 1712 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,700 Let's have a little look and see if we can find it here. 1713 01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:36,520 Bob Hoskins. 1714 01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:42,760 Slums, is it? 1715 01:21:42,920 --> 01:21:43,300 London? 1716 01:21:43,660 --> 01:21:44,220 Slums? 1717 01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:47,600 London is being sterilised by greed. 1718 01:21:47,800 --> 01:21:50,360 Classic TV report from the BBC archives. 1719 01:21:50,540 --> 01:21:51,500 Actually, I thought it was ITV. 1720 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:52,100 It's the BBC. 1721 01:21:52,740 --> 01:21:57,480 Let's just see if we can stick that onto the screen there for the moment. 1722 01:21:57,800 --> 01:21:58,960 Take that game off. 1723 01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:01,680 Put Bob Hoskins on. 1724 01:22:02,680 --> 01:22:04,200 Let's get that going there. 1725 01:22:06,820 --> 01:22:07,320 That's it. 1726 01:22:07,360 --> 01:22:08,300 The long good Friday. 1727 01:22:08,440 --> 01:22:09,500 Oh, we don't want to fuck. 1728 01:22:09,580 --> 01:22:10,080 Get that off. 1729 01:22:10,120 --> 01:22:11,080 We don't want the match shown. 1730 01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:12,220 We'll get taken down. 1731 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,760 Need to cover up the match. 1732 01:22:17,460 --> 01:22:18,320 Over there. 1733 01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:19,020 Yeah, that's it. 1734 01:22:20,540 --> 01:22:28,440 Jesus, I was getting flashbacks there from when we got taken down because I was showing Champions League football games at pace. 1735 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:30,980 I should have known better, but I didn't. 1736 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:37,560 Now, hopefully we don't get taken down here either, but it's an interesting situation. 1737 01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:38,780 Let's see if it's playing. 1738 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,000 We don't want the... 1739 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:42,680 We don't want the Friday here. 1740 01:22:43,820 --> 01:22:44,220 Yeah. 1741 01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:46,740 It'll be a bit loud on my end, actually. 1742 01:22:48,180 --> 01:22:49,820 Get rid of those fucking pop-ups. 1743 01:22:55,820 --> 01:22:57,920 That'll take that down for ye, though. 1744 01:22:57,920 --> 01:22:59,380 I don't want that taken down. 1745 01:22:59,500 --> 01:23:03,860 Maybe I can take that down there, and then I'll increase the volume on this one here. 1746 01:23:03,960 --> 01:23:05,020 So, that's what I'm saying now. 1747 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:13,160 Very boring technical audio chat, but sometimes I do lose track of the amount of fucking tracks that I'm mixing. 1748 01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:21,480 And look at the classic. 1749 01:23:21,740 --> 01:23:22,980 It's a classic look. 1750 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:25,160 I really, really... 1751 01:23:25,160 --> 01:23:26,940 I like this look. 1752 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:32,340 It's the shades, the leather jacket, and he's got a... 1753 01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:33,860 I think it's a polo neck as well. 1754 01:23:35,600 --> 01:23:37,260 And he's doing this with his ear. 1755 01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:40,840 I don't know why that's funny as well, but he hasn't got an earpiece in. 1756 01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:43,120 Hackney tick. 1757 01:23:43,200 --> 01:23:45,580 Thank you very much for the tip. 1758 01:23:45,660 --> 01:23:46,260 Very kind of you. 1759 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:48,360 And Kevin Beijing, who asks, 1760 01:23:48,460 --> 01:23:49,020 Who are you cheering for? 1761 01:23:49,100 --> 01:23:49,900 Japan or Croatia? 1762 01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:50,540 Loving the stream. 1763 01:23:50,640 --> 01:23:51,180 Need more dialogue. 1764 01:23:51,640 --> 01:23:53,440 Hopefully, we'll get more of that guy coming soon. 1765 01:23:53,880 --> 01:23:54,200 Japan. 1766 01:23:54,300 --> 01:23:55,540 I'd like to see Japan progress. 1767 01:23:56,320 --> 01:24:00,000 I'd like to see the Asian teams do well and see what happens with them in the mix-up. 1768 01:24:00,320 --> 01:24:02,560 I'd like to see a shock exit tonight. 1769 01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:05,180 South Korea beating fucking Brazil. 1770 01:24:05,300 --> 01:24:06,960 I'd really put the cat amongst the pigeons. 1771 01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:08,760 I want to check here. 1772 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,460 Sorry, I need to... 1773 01:24:10,460 --> 01:24:12,120 The fucking thing is... 1774 01:24:12,120 --> 01:24:17,700 No, I can't check the video of the match without showing it on the screen. 1775 01:24:17,860 --> 01:24:18,380 And then I don't... 1776 01:24:18,380 --> 01:24:19,600 The stream might get taken down. 1777 01:24:19,680 --> 01:24:20,640 Let's have a quick... 1778 01:24:20,640 --> 01:24:22,560 A snatching glance at it. 1779 01:24:22,600 --> 01:24:23,120 Let's have a look. 1780 01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:25,500 Yeah, still 1-1. 1781 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:26,580 Still 1-1. 1782 01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:31,840 The actor and how much of that was Bob Hoskins expressing his own beliefs. 1783 01:24:32,840 --> 01:24:34,480 Well, I thought it was going over the top. 1784 01:24:34,480 --> 01:24:37,720 I don't know why that's funny. 1785 01:24:37,720 --> 01:24:41,360 I thought it was all sort of, you know, fairyland, but... 1786 01:24:41,360 --> 01:24:43,040 I thought it was going over the top. 1787 01:24:43,400 --> 01:24:44,980 I thought it was all fairyland. 1788 01:24:44,980 --> 01:24:47,660 After finding out what's been going on down here... 1789 01:24:47,660 --> 01:24:51,540 I just found out what's been going on down the docks here. 1790 01:24:51,540 --> 01:24:52,180 Well... 1791 01:24:52,180 --> 01:24:54,800 Fucking gentrification, innit? 1792 01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:55,800 Over. 1793 01:24:55,800 --> 01:24:59,580 That makes a longer Friday look like a story out of Winnie the Pooh. 1794 01:25:00,020 --> 01:25:01,000 Well, what is going on? 1795 01:25:02,240 --> 01:25:02,660 Well... 1796 01:25:02,660 --> 01:25:04,840 That, for example. 1797 01:25:04,940 --> 01:25:05,400 Look at that. 1798 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:08,340 You're a bleeding great Mars bar at attention. 1799 01:25:09,020 --> 01:25:10,520 But it's sort of an office block, actually. 1800 01:25:10,700 --> 01:25:13,580 You're a bleeding great Mars bar, ain't you? 1801 01:25:15,580 --> 01:25:16,900 Tell you what, son? 1802 01:25:17,860 --> 01:25:18,420 You're a... 1803 01:25:18,420 --> 01:25:20,420 You're a fucking Mars bar, son. 1804 01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:21,840 That's what you are. 1805 01:25:23,560 --> 01:25:24,380 Get that... 1806 01:25:24,380 --> 01:25:24,840 Get that... 1807 01:25:24,840 --> 01:25:27,780 Get that Hoskins on my screen right now. 1808 01:25:29,920 --> 01:25:31,600 You fucking Mars bar. 1809 01:25:32,240 --> 01:25:33,080 It's a Mars bar. 1810 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:37,080 But there's £1200 million worth of redevelopment. 1811 01:25:37,080 --> 01:25:37,500 Yes, sir. 1812 01:25:37,500 --> 01:25:38,800 Right the way down the river. 1813 01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:39,800 The whole lot. 1814 01:25:40,460 --> 01:25:40,660 Right? 1815 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:41,720 You imagine that. 1816 01:25:41,800 --> 01:25:42,920 The whole thing's up for grabs. 1817 01:25:43,520 --> 01:25:47,340 Makes the 16th sort of redevelopment epidemic look like a little rash. 1818 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:50,300 You see that building there? 1819 01:25:52,120 --> 01:25:56,460 It makes the 16th century development look like a little rash. 1820 01:25:57,660 --> 01:25:59,880 Chief Irons, thanks very much for the tip. 1821 01:26:01,380 --> 01:26:05,240 All right, Francis, I've seen how you'd a wong up the town last night in Ballantaba. 1822 01:26:06,740 --> 01:26:11,360 She said, Wesker has got a few T-virus boys after you. 1823 01:26:13,160 --> 01:26:16,140 Thank you very much, there, Chief Irons, for the tip there. 1824 01:26:16,340 --> 01:26:18,460 And horrible news about that. 1825 01:26:18,680 --> 01:26:18,820 Yeah. 1826 01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:21,100 Now, between there and here, 1827 01:26:21,620 --> 01:26:24,140 there's going to be a fleeting great block of offices 1828 01:26:24,140 --> 01:26:25,600 that's going to go up in between us. 1829 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:29,780 And that's just a fraction of the mile-long slab of buildings 1830 01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:32,280 that will change the face of Waterloo and the river there. 1831 01:26:32,940 --> 01:26:35,440 So you can hear where I'm coming from here. 1832 01:26:35,620 --> 01:26:36,780 I was watching this thing, you know, 1833 01:26:36,820 --> 01:26:39,380 all right, is Hoskins talking lovingly about his area, 1834 01:26:39,540 --> 01:26:41,800 where he grew up in, you know, salt of the earth fella. 1835 01:26:42,300 --> 01:26:44,900 But it's the delivery. 1836 01:26:45,320 --> 01:26:48,840 You can hear the delivery as it goes on that it's scripted. 1837 01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:52,440 If the developer, Greg Coe Commercial Estates, gets their way. 1838 01:26:52,980 --> 01:26:55,300 But the people who live in the area known of Coin Street 1839 01:26:55,300 --> 01:26:57,540 have already put forward their own plan. 1840 01:26:58,120 --> 01:26:59,860 And after a year-long public inquiry, 1841 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,280 Michael Esselstyn has got to choose which one to go for. 1842 01:27:03,440 --> 01:27:05,040 It's another battle of Waterloo. 1843 01:27:05,460 --> 01:27:08,260 Only this time it's between the big guys in their office blocks 1844 01:27:08,260 --> 01:27:10,580 and the little guys fighting for what's left of their community. 1845 01:27:11,300 --> 01:27:13,660 So that's in a studio voiceover afterwards. 1846 01:27:13,880 --> 01:27:18,580 Like, but some of the stuff that he says to your man from film, 1847 01:27:18,660 --> 01:27:20,260 Barry Norman, it's scripted. 1848 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:23,400 Milash, thank you very much, Milash. 1849 01:27:23,700 --> 01:27:27,340 Never did watch this show, but I know it was huge here and in the UK. 1850 01:27:27,680 --> 01:27:29,640 I owe a huge debt of gratitude to you. 1851 01:27:30,660 --> 01:27:32,420 Thank you very much for your tip, Milash. 1852 01:27:32,460 --> 01:27:33,540 I hope you're getting on well. 1853 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,580 This is not EastEnders now, actually. 1854 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,380 We've moved on from that. 1855 01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,180 We'll go back to that in a minute. 1856 01:27:40,820 --> 01:27:43,560 This is just Bob Hoskins and the greed. 1857 01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:47,600 We're always put over as the objectors, the demonstrators. 1858 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:50,280 These are the people that were trying to stop gentrification now. 1859 01:27:50,420 --> 01:27:54,140 But it's Hoskins is all I want at the moment, just so we can get a... 1860 01:27:54,140 --> 01:27:54,580 Absolutely. 1861 01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:55,340 Future General. 1862 01:27:55,680 --> 01:27:57,740 Being by the river. 1863 01:27:58,560 --> 01:28:03,660 And it's so unfair that people are secondary to property. 1864 01:28:04,760 --> 01:28:07,180 What we've got here, Bob, is the Coin Street car park, 1865 01:28:07,180 --> 01:28:09,680 but it looks like the oldest bombsite in London. 1866 01:28:10,340 --> 01:28:11,400 Which I wasn't bombed. 1867 01:28:15,620 --> 01:28:16,080 It's... 1868 01:28:16,080 --> 01:28:17,120 I like the way he's like... 1869 01:28:17,120 --> 01:28:18,280 He's like... 1870 01:28:18,280 --> 01:28:19,200 It wasn't bombed. 1871 01:28:20,740 --> 01:28:21,800 You on about it. 1872 01:28:22,700 --> 01:28:24,900 It's like he's going to kick off on Barry Norman. 1873 01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:25,360 What happened? 1874 01:28:25,440 --> 01:28:27,660 Looks like the oldest bombsite in London. 1875 01:28:28,440 --> 01:28:29,380 Which I wasn't bombed. 1876 01:28:29,860 --> 01:28:30,560 What happened? 1877 01:28:30,860 --> 01:28:35,140 They pulled that down for the Festival of Britain in 1951. 1878 01:28:35,140 --> 01:28:36,700 That's how it's been ever since. 1879 01:28:36,700 --> 01:28:37,960 You know, look at it. 1880 01:28:37,960 --> 01:28:39,200 Well, what was here before? 1881 01:28:40,200 --> 01:28:40,600 Houses. 1882 01:28:40,760 --> 01:28:41,700 People used to live here. 1883 01:28:42,640 --> 01:28:42,900 You know. 1884 01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:44,060 What happened to the people? 1885 01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:46,460 Well, they've stacked them all up in concrete blocks. 1886 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:50,380 They've left all this totally open for property developers to make a fortune. 1887 01:28:50,860 --> 01:28:51,460 House spaces. 1888 01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:52,960 It used to be people's homes. 1889 01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:53,680 Listen. 1890 01:28:54,700 --> 01:28:59,360 Last year, London spent £12.5 million on homeless people. 1891 01:28:59,600 --> 01:28:59,720 Right? 1892 01:28:59,980 --> 01:29:00,120 Yeah. 1893 01:29:00,480 --> 01:29:02,300 £2 million in labour for life. 1894 01:29:02,580 --> 01:29:02,720 Yeah. 1895 01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:03,860 Look at that. 1896 01:29:03,860 --> 01:29:04,700 Barry Norman. 1897 01:29:04,900 --> 01:29:07,200 Look at that lovely shot there from above. 1898 01:29:07,620 --> 01:29:09,060 A sky shot of the boys. 1899 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:13,120 And Hoskins in denim and leather. 1900 01:29:13,380 --> 01:29:14,840 It's a quality look, Tom. 1901 01:29:15,980 --> 01:29:16,840 You can't beat it. 1902 01:29:16,880 --> 01:29:17,540 Denim and leather. 1903 01:29:18,780 --> 01:29:22,660 I was almost going to say, is that fella trying to jack my schwag? 1904 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:24,880 But this was 1983. 1905 01:29:25,340 --> 01:29:29,160 But look, I was wearing the same style back then as well. 1906 01:29:29,240 --> 01:29:30,920 I was working down the tunnels in London. 1907 01:29:30,920 --> 01:29:33,680 The very developments he's talking about. 1908 01:29:33,780 --> 01:29:35,100 I was probably working underground. 1909 01:29:35,380 --> 01:29:37,440 I was underground Coin Street digging ditch. 1910 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,660 You were in your arse. 1911 01:29:41,520 --> 01:29:43,680 I was fucking swinging a shovel and a pick. 1912 01:29:43,780 --> 01:29:44,680 I was digging ditch. 1913 01:29:45,940 --> 01:29:48,320 And fucking Lilo and Stitch. 1914 01:29:50,280 --> 01:29:51,360 Great stuff, Tom. 1915 01:29:51,520 --> 01:29:53,000 Look, Coin Street deluxe. 1916 01:29:53,160 --> 01:29:54,380 Look at Barry Norman here. 1917 01:29:54,480 --> 01:29:56,300 He looks like Bradley Wiggins. 1918 01:29:56,940 --> 01:29:57,620 Barry... 1919 01:29:57,620 --> 01:29:58,340 Barry... 1920 01:29:58,340 --> 01:29:59,200 Jesus Christ. 1921 01:29:59,740 --> 01:30:00,740 Barry Norman. 1922 01:30:00,740 --> 01:30:01,300 Two million in labour for life. 1923 01:30:01,300 --> 01:30:02,020 Let's just say that. 1924 01:30:02,740 --> 01:30:04,980 How dangerous when you're talking at pace. 1925 01:30:05,200 --> 01:30:06,180 Some stuff that could... 1926 01:30:06,180 --> 01:30:07,400 The crazy thing is... 1927 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:08,060 The whole area... 1928 01:30:08,060 --> 01:30:11,260 And this is another lovely bit of ADR. 1929 01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:14,880 This is voiceover in a studio here from Bob Hoskins. 1930 01:30:17,400 --> 01:30:18,400 The crazy thing is... 1931 01:30:18,400 --> 01:30:22,280 The whole area is actually zoned for housing, not for offices. 1932 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:24,560 So the Greycoats scheme is trying... 1933 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:25,400 Bradley... 1934 01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:26,900 Bradley Warnham. 1935 01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:29,320 ...and alter the plan to walk... 1936 01:30:29,320 --> 01:30:30,180 Kenneth Foxy. 1937 01:30:30,220 --> 01:30:31,000 Thank you very much. 1938 01:30:31,060 --> 01:30:32,080 Proper geezer, you see. 1939 01:30:32,480 --> 01:30:33,120 So this is the character... 1940 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:34,760 People themselves got turned into a... 1941 01:30:34,760 --> 01:30:35,400 To a fucking development or something. 1942 01:30:35,400 --> 01:30:39,280 Right next to Coin Street is this example of what happens if you don't consult the local people. 1943 01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:44,940 In 1970, a huge property group said they'd build flats, shops, and a hotel. 1944 01:30:45,140 --> 01:30:46,540 Not to mention a Riverside Walk. 1945 01:30:47,240 --> 01:30:49,180 Not to mention a Riverside Walk. 1946 01:30:49,440 --> 01:30:53,120 If they could have a great tower for one of their companies to put their staff in. 1947 01:30:53,640 --> 01:30:55,260 And if for their head office next door. 1948 01:30:56,320 --> 01:30:59,620 Well, once they got the tower up, the company brass pushed off down to Surrey. 1949 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:04,020 Their building was sold off and the new owners are now doing it up a bit to let it. 1950 01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:05,020 The company brass... 1951 01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:07,020 Now they say they're going to move out of the tower as well. 1952 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:09,460 They absolutely desecrated the inner city. 1953 01:31:11,600 --> 01:31:13,080 They absolutely desecrated. 1954 01:31:13,360 --> 01:31:15,120 They took the heart and soul out of it. 1955 01:31:15,300 --> 01:31:16,020 Hoskins... 1956 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:18,620 Hoskins knew what he was talking about. 1957 01:31:18,820 --> 01:31:19,980 Back in the 80s. 1958 01:31:19,980 --> 01:31:21,040 Let alone occupied. 1959 01:31:21,760 --> 01:31:23,460 They've gradually been turning it into offices. 1960 01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:25,820 Last month they had to have another inquiry. 1961 01:31:26,400 --> 01:31:28,400 To see if the whole thing could become an office block. 1962 01:31:28,880 --> 01:31:31,400 Just in case those two weren't enough of this bit of the river. 1963 01:31:31,940 --> 01:31:34,060 They'll be making their minds up about that any time now. 1964 01:31:34,780 --> 01:31:35,720 And take the flats. 1965 01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:39,600 They're far too pricey for people who live around here and want somewhere to live. 1966 01:31:40,300 --> 01:31:44,740 And despite all the trade they could be getting from all those office workers commuting in every day. 1967 01:31:45,180 --> 01:31:47,620 They've had a real job letting the space for the shopping arcade. 1968 01:31:48,200 --> 01:31:50,320 There are blank concrete walls there even now. 1969 01:31:50,900 --> 01:31:52,200 These blokes have just moved in. 1970 01:31:52,840 --> 01:31:57,140 And the one thing that everybody wanted, the river sidewalk, that's been shut right off. 1971 01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,360 It's not easy to get to see the tent. 1972 01:31:59,360 --> 01:31:59,860 That's a right off. 1973 01:32:03,360 --> 01:32:04,680 You were going to show me the river. 1974 01:32:04,760 --> 01:32:05,360 Where's that then? 1975 01:32:06,320 --> 01:32:08,180 Well it's just behind that wall. 1976 01:32:08,800 --> 01:32:09,780 Well how do you get there? 1977 01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:12,060 Well the developers have locked most of it off. 1978 01:32:12,140 --> 01:32:13,160 We might be able to... 1979 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:14,560 You went to a bit of house break you know. 1980 01:32:14,820 --> 01:32:15,080 Yeah. 1981 01:32:16,520 --> 01:32:17,540 My former trade. 1982 01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:20,780 Well if we break into this warehouse we might be able to get through to the other side. 1983 01:32:21,440 --> 01:32:22,900 There's a lovely view of the river from here. 1984 01:32:23,160 --> 01:32:24,080 I mean it's just over there. 1985 01:32:24,140 --> 01:32:26,540 And I like how Barry Norman's wearing a suit. 1986 01:32:26,680 --> 01:32:26,800 Yeah. 1987 01:32:26,960 --> 01:32:29,920 And he's kind of like upper class BBC type. 1988 01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:32,080 And Hoskins is just knocking about. 1989 01:32:32,180 --> 01:32:34,760 He's like a little cannonball in a pair of jeans. 1990 01:32:35,160 --> 01:32:36,840 You went to a bit of house break you know. 1991 01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:38,060 A bit of house breaking. 1992 01:32:38,500 --> 01:32:42,020 And look at the way Bob Hoskins navigates this bollard here. 1993 01:32:42,480 --> 01:32:45,100 He's doing a bit of fucking lightly lad walking. 1994 01:32:45,220 --> 01:32:46,520 What have developers have locked most of it off. 1995 01:32:46,520 --> 01:32:48,660 He has to move out the way a bollard has sprung up. 1996 01:32:48,660 --> 01:32:49,620 You went to a bit of house break you know. 1997 01:32:49,880 --> 01:32:50,160 Yeah. 1998 01:32:50,620 --> 01:32:52,140 Right out. 1999 01:32:53,700 --> 01:32:56,480 We can see there a lovely bit of bollard hand work. 2000 01:32:58,620 --> 01:33:01,220 Look at the bollard's nearly as big as him. 2001 01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:05,140 Hoskins is up on a step to try and get a little fucking light. 2002 01:33:05,140 --> 01:33:07,400 leverage a bit of height on Barry Norman. 2003 01:33:08,200 --> 01:33:10,040 He needs to fucking get this bollard out of the way. 2004 01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:13,540 Well if we break into this warehouse. 2005 01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:15,760 We break into this warehouse. 2006 01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:18,600 There's a lovely few of them. 2007 01:33:19,420 --> 01:33:20,760 Imagine he vaulted it. 2008 01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:23,720 Imagine he did that thing that you do when you're a kid. 2009 01:33:23,780 --> 01:33:25,020 And you fucking jump over stuff. 2010 01:33:25,120 --> 01:33:26,700 And just vault the bollards. 2011 01:33:27,400 --> 01:33:30,040 Would have been hilarious to have seen him do that. 2012 01:33:30,040 --> 01:33:30,680 Here I go. 2013 01:33:30,680 --> 01:33:31,780 Here I go. 2014 01:33:31,780 --> 01:33:32,000 Go in. 2015 01:33:32,300 --> 01:33:32,500 Right. 2016 01:33:34,440 --> 01:33:36,480 You've got to have a bit of respect Francis. 2017 01:33:36,720 --> 01:33:39,500 And stop laughing at Osk. 2018 01:33:40,500 --> 01:33:43,920 That man there has done more for culture. 2019 01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:46,560 Than you've had hot dinners. 2020 01:33:47,360 --> 01:33:48,860 And Silas thanks for the tea. 2021 01:33:49,360 --> 01:33:56,860 The old clink prison. 2022 01:33:57,220 --> 01:34:00,480 And here he is just emanating from a fucking old warehouse. 2023 01:34:00,740 --> 01:34:01,220 Oh the river. 2024 01:34:01,580 --> 01:34:02,020 Yes. 2025 01:34:03,200 --> 01:34:04,820 Nearly fell over on it. 2026 01:34:05,160 --> 01:34:07,200 There's a site for the old clink prison around the corner. 2027 01:34:07,460 --> 01:34:08,580 Oh the river. 2028 01:34:08,980 --> 01:34:09,140 Yeah. 2029 01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:09,800 There you are. 2030 01:34:10,120 --> 01:34:11,220 God got it last. 2031 01:34:11,460 --> 01:34:11,660 Yeah. 2032 01:34:12,180 --> 01:34:14,100 This is St. Mary over his wolf. 2033 01:34:15,060 --> 01:34:16,320 Look at the stance. 2034 01:34:16,860 --> 01:34:17,960 Love that stance. 2035 01:34:19,700 --> 01:34:21,380 In a couple of weeks or so. 2036 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:24,580 The rest of time has got to decide whether this lot is coming down. 2037 01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:29,480 Another office block to match that Mars bar on the other side of the inlet there. 2038 01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:30,080 Oh yeah. 2039 01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:30,680 See that. 2040 01:34:30,840 --> 01:34:31,000 Yeah. 2041 01:34:31,180 --> 01:34:31,600 That inlet. 2042 01:34:31,740 --> 01:34:32,600 It's a medieval inlet. 2043 01:34:32,700 --> 01:34:33,140 I'll show you. 2044 01:34:35,480 --> 01:34:37,140 I didn't watch this far. 2045 01:34:37,320 --> 01:34:38,080 It gets better. 2046 01:34:38,260 --> 01:34:39,280 Now we're going into a. 2047 01:34:39,540 --> 01:34:41,600 And it's like he's a tour guide as well. 2048 01:34:41,720 --> 01:34:44,640 Imagine Bob Hoskins as a tour guide around London. 2049 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:45,340 Yeah. 2050 01:34:45,420 --> 01:34:45,860 Seen that. 2051 01:34:46,060 --> 01:34:46,300 We might. 2052 01:34:46,360 --> 01:34:47,640 We might go inside this fucking. 2053 01:34:48,500 --> 01:34:50,080 In for breaking into a warehouse. 2054 01:34:50,800 --> 01:34:51,020 Yeah. 2055 01:34:52,080 --> 01:34:52,820 Let's go inside. 2056 01:34:52,900 --> 01:34:53,460 Let's have a look. 2057 01:34:54,240 --> 01:34:54,560 Right. 2058 01:34:55,020 --> 01:34:55,720 Now we're in the warehouse. 2059 01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:56,360 Come around here. 2060 01:34:56,400 --> 01:34:58,240 I want to show you a medieval inlet. 2061 01:34:59,400 --> 01:34:59,800 What? 2062 01:34:59,860 --> 01:35:00,200 Down here? 2063 01:35:00,420 --> 01:35:00,600 Yeah. 2064 01:35:01,420 --> 01:35:02,000 This bit here. 2065 01:35:03,000 --> 01:35:03,380 Look at it. 2066 01:35:06,120 --> 01:35:07,180 A few years ago. 2067 01:35:07,240 --> 01:35:08,920 The building that was there burnt down. 2068 01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:10,700 For the first time in. 2069 01:35:10,860 --> 01:35:11,000 What? 2070 01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:11,660 Half a century. 2071 01:35:11,660 --> 01:35:12,640 You can see. 2072 01:35:12,880 --> 01:35:15,960 I get kind of Dave Angel vibes from fascio. 2073 01:35:16,760 --> 01:35:19,660 Maybe Dave Angel came from this. 2074 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,820 Maybe Dave Angel saw this in the fascio or something. 2075 01:35:22,940 --> 01:35:23,300 And was like. 2076 01:35:23,400 --> 01:35:24,720 Let's do a character where it's a. 2077 01:35:24,720 --> 01:35:27,340 A fella who's lamenting like the environment. 2078 01:35:27,480 --> 01:35:27,920 But he's a. 2079 01:35:27,920 --> 01:35:28,820 He's a geezer. 2080 01:35:28,960 --> 01:35:29,100 And. 2081 01:35:29,780 --> 01:35:29,960 You know. 2082 01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:31,200 He's not of that world. 2083 01:35:31,400 --> 01:35:33,180 I know Dave Angel was an eco warrior. 2084 01:35:33,700 --> 01:35:34,980 But you could kind of see. 2085 01:35:35,120 --> 01:35:36,240 Because he had the same glasses. 2086 01:35:36,240 --> 01:35:37,900 As this fella here. 2087 01:35:38,900 --> 01:35:39,300 And. 2088 01:35:39,300 --> 01:35:40,960 He would always be like. 2089 01:35:41,460 --> 01:35:42,620 See the environment. 2090 01:35:43,220 --> 01:35:44,300 It's for you and me. 2091 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,360 That thing up there. 2092 01:35:45,740 --> 01:35:46,880 It's the ozone layer. 2093 01:35:47,400 --> 01:35:48,740 And we're destroying it. 2094 01:35:49,660 --> 01:35:52,760 And I kind of get the same kind of vibe from Bob Hoskins here. 2095 01:35:52,860 --> 01:35:53,320 Where he's like. 2096 01:35:54,260 --> 01:35:55,780 We've got a medieval in there. 2097 01:35:56,380 --> 01:35:59,480 It's going to be knocked down for a blood to make a Mars bar. 2098 01:36:00,000 --> 01:36:00,240 I mean. 2099 01:36:00,380 --> 01:36:00,560 What. 2100 01:36:00,620 --> 01:36:01,320 Half a century. 2101 01:36:01,860 --> 01:36:04,260 You can see Southern cathedrals from the other side of the Thames. 2102 01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:06,120 Frank Butcher. 2103 01:36:06,420 --> 01:36:07,740 Before you can say planning permission. 2104 01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:08,960 They started putting that lot up. 2105 01:36:09,440 --> 01:36:09,840 Before. 2106 01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:12,180 Before you can say planning permission. 2107 01:36:12,680 --> 01:36:14,720 You mean before they actually got planning permission. 2108 01:36:15,100 --> 01:36:15,440 Nah. 2109 01:36:15,500 --> 01:36:16,000 They got it. 2110 01:36:16,360 --> 01:36:17,540 That's not hard is it. 2111 01:36:18,060 --> 01:36:19,520 This is just kind of. 2112 01:36:20,240 --> 01:36:20,680 Gammy. 2113 01:36:20,780 --> 01:36:22,200 The way they do the voiceover bits. 2114 01:36:22,500 --> 01:36:23,360 As long as you don't want to build houses. 2115 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:24,320 That's the way. 2116 01:36:24,500 --> 01:36:24,860 Nah. 2117 01:36:24,940 --> 01:36:25,440 They got it. 2118 01:36:25,880 --> 01:36:26,980 That's not hard is it. 2119 01:36:27,200 --> 01:36:28,520 As long as you don't want to build houses. 2120 01:36:29,100 --> 01:36:30,440 That's the way it seems to me anyway. 2121 01:36:33,940 --> 01:36:35,920 By a moonlight shadow. 2122 01:36:36,380 --> 01:36:37,000 I wonder if we can. 2123 01:36:37,360 --> 01:36:39,200 Put that Dave Angel music. 2124 01:36:39,400 --> 01:36:41,240 To him jumping over the bollard. 2125 01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:41,960 And stuff like that. 2126 01:36:42,260 --> 01:36:43,900 And just see what the score of the match is there. 2127 01:36:44,420 --> 01:36:45,420 It's still 1-1. 2128 01:36:45,420 --> 01:36:46,920 And it's 90 minutes now. 2129 01:36:47,060 --> 01:36:47,940 It's looking like it's. 2130 01:36:49,300 --> 01:36:50,300 It's looking interesting. 2131 01:36:50,300 --> 01:37:04,260 By a moonlight shadow. 2132 01:37:04,820 --> 01:37:05,800 A damn. 2133 01:37:05,800 --> 01:37:07,500 I'm a man. 2134 01:37:08,180 --> 01:37:09,340 Carried away. 2135 01:37:09,800 --> 01:37:11,740 By a moonlight shadow. 2136 01:37:11,900 --> 01:37:12,220 Shadow. 2137 01:37:18,220 --> 01:37:19,560 Milash. 2138 01:37:19,620 --> 01:37:20,820 Thank you very much there. 2139 01:37:23,080 --> 01:37:23,740 Who says. 2140 01:37:23,840 --> 01:37:26,000 The weirdest cut of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. 2141 01:37:26,100 --> 01:37:27,020 I've ever seen. 2142 01:37:27,540 --> 01:37:29,540 Far away. 2143 01:37:29,540 --> 01:37:30,220 Far away. 2144 01:37:30,380 --> 01:37:31,900 On the other side. 2145 01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:34,600 He was bored in the middle of a street. 2146 01:37:34,600 --> 01:37:34,720 Sorry. 2147 01:37:35,200 --> 01:37:36,920 We might be able to. 2148 01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:38,420 You into a bit of ass break. 2149 01:37:38,900 --> 01:37:39,260 Yeah. 2150 01:37:39,700 --> 01:37:40,360 All right. 2151 01:37:40,440 --> 01:37:41,660 We might have a form of tree. 2152 01:37:41,880 --> 01:37:42,180 Well if we. 2153 01:37:42,340 --> 01:37:42,640 Warm. 2154 01:37:42,840 --> 01:37:43,120 Oh. 2155 01:37:43,360 --> 01:37:43,840 That's breaking. 2156 01:37:44,180 --> 01:37:44,620 Yeah. 2157 01:37:44,620 --> 01:37:44,700 Yeah. 2158 01:37:45,060 --> 01:37:45,700 All right. 2159 01:37:45,800 --> 01:37:46,960 We might have a form of tree. 2160 01:37:47,960 --> 01:37:49,260 What if we can turn that down. 2161 01:38:00,540 --> 01:38:01,960 The walk there. 2162 01:38:11,180 --> 01:38:11,700 Sorry. 2163 01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:12,700 I just want to wait. 2164 01:38:12,700 --> 01:38:19,600 Come on. 2165 01:38:19,600 --> 01:38:20,600 I pray. 2166 01:38:20,600 --> 01:38:22,820 See you in heaven. 2167 01:38:23,280 --> 01:38:24,440 One day. 2168 01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:26,280 4 a.m. 2169 01:38:26,280 --> 01:38:27,720 In the morning. 2170 01:38:28,620 --> 01:38:29,680 Carried away. 2171 01:38:30,040 --> 01:38:31,780 By a moonlight shadow. 2172 01:38:32,120 --> 01:38:32,780 I watched. 2173 01:38:33,120 --> 01:38:35,320 Your vision for me. 2174 01:38:36,100 --> 01:38:37,160 Carried away. 2175 01:38:37,500 --> 01:38:39,320 By a moonlight shadow. 2176 01:38:39,700 --> 01:38:41,240 Stars look slowly. 2177 01:38:41,440 --> 01:38:42,940 In the silvery light. 2178 01:38:43,580 --> 01:38:44,980 Far away. 2179 01:38:45,100 --> 01:38:46,620 On the other side. 2180 01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:49,340 Will you come to talk to me. 2181 01:38:49,740 --> 01:38:50,580 This night. 2182 01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:52,020 But you couldn't find. 2183 01:38:52,020 --> 01:38:53,520 How to push through. 2184 01:38:55,260 --> 01:38:56,220 I stay. 2185 01:38:56,960 --> 01:38:58,060 I pray. 2186 01:38:58,140 --> 01:38:59,420 See you in heaven. 2187 01:38:59,420 --> 01:39:01,340 It's just coming out of fucking. 2188 01:39:01,880 --> 01:39:03,340 Swamps and landfill. 2189 01:39:03,340 --> 01:39:05,420 I pray. 2190 01:39:05,560 --> 01:39:07,460 See you in heaven. 2191 01:39:08,160 --> 01:39:09,320 One day. 2192 01:39:09,320 --> 01:39:09,320 One day. 2193 01:39:13,740 --> 01:39:15,160 Get a bit of haskins in there. 2194 01:39:15,160 --> 01:39:15,660 Live by the river. 2195 01:39:16,080 --> 01:39:16,820 Poor whopping. 2196 01:39:17,040 --> 01:39:18,360 Live on the other side of the road. 2197 01:39:19,640 --> 01:39:21,260 It's called regenerating the river. 2198 01:39:21,620 --> 01:39:21,720 Yeah. 2199 01:39:22,260 --> 01:39:22,440 Stop. 2200 01:39:23,540 --> 01:39:25,180 It's called regenerating the river. 2201 01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:25,960 Bringing it back to life. 2202 01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:27,600 So I'm making it a playground for the world. 2203 01:39:28,960 --> 01:39:29,720 Pay for it. 2204 01:39:30,120 --> 01:39:31,580 Typical example. 2205 01:39:32,240 --> 01:39:33,700 A nice place to live. 2206 01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:34,520 For everybody. 2207 01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:36,860 It was a nice place to live. 2208 01:39:37,160 --> 01:39:39,740 I think you need something, Bob. 2209 01:39:39,880 --> 01:39:44,340 Come on. 2210 01:39:44,420 --> 01:39:44,960 Sing it again. 2211 01:39:44,960 --> 01:39:46,960 Okay. 2212 01:39:46,960 --> 01:39:47,960 I pray. 2213 01:39:47,960 --> 01:39:50,480 See you in heaven. 2214 01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,100 One day. 2215 01:39:52,600 --> 01:39:53,980 4 a.m. 2216 01:39:53,980 --> 01:39:55,280 In the morning. 2217 01:39:56,280 --> 01:39:57,360 Carried away. 2218 01:39:57,740 --> 01:39:59,440 By a moonlight shadow. 2219 01:39:59,780 --> 01:40:00,480 I watched. 2220 01:40:00,840 --> 01:40:01,660 Your vision. 2221 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:02,960 Falling. 2222 01:40:03,760 --> 01:40:04,800 Carried away. 2223 01:40:05,200 --> 01:40:06,960 By a moonlight shadow. 2224 01:40:07,460 --> 01:40:08,400 Stars look. 2225 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:08,960 Slowly. 2226 01:40:09,200 --> 01:40:10,620 In a silvery night. 2227 01:40:11,300 --> 01:40:12,680 Far away. 2228 01:40:12,880 --> 01:40:13,560 On the other side. 2229 01:40:13,560 --> 01:40:13,840 Okay. 2230 01:40:13,840 --> 01:40:15,280 That's been done to death now. 2231 01:40:15,480 --> 01:40:16,720 That's been done to death. 2232 01:40:17,300 --> 01:40:18,500 That's been done to death. 2233 01:40:18,620 --> 01:40:19,680 And the end of that. 2234 01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:21,340 Let's just see what they say about this. 2235 01:40:22,800 --> 01:40:23,280 Because. 2236 01:40:24,200 --> 01:40:24,680 Gentrification. 2237 01:40:25,320 --> 01:40:26,480 It's not just about London. 2238 01:40:26,480 --> 01:40:27,020 Of course. 2239 01:40:27,100 --> 01:40:28,040 It's every city. 2240 01:40:28,220 --> 01:40:29,920 So it still applies even today. 2241 01:40:31,100 --> 01:40:32,200 Dublin inner city. 2242 01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:33,920 And the culture of that. 2243 01:40:34,720 --> 01:40:35,680 Whole area. 2244 01:40:35,980 --> 01:40:36,440 Is eventually. 2245 01:40:36,560 --> 01:40:37,400 It's going to get pushed out. 2246 01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:38,660 People actually who've lived there. 2247 01:40:38,740 --> 01:40:39,280 For generations. 2248 01:40:39,480 --> 01:40:39,700 And that. 2249 01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,460 They're being muscled out. 2250 01:40:41,800 --> 01:40:42,640 By big business. 2251 01:40:42,800 --> 01:40:43,320 Corporations. 2252 01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:43,660 So. 2253 01:40:44,300 --> 01:40:45,060 Hoskins here. 2254 01:40:45,200 --> 01:40:46,560 Is saying what's happening now. 2255 01:40:46,560 --> 01:40:47,620 They've got a load of warehouses. 2256 01:40:47,760 --> 01:40:48,380 Right on the river. 2257 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:49,160 They've got. 2258 01:40:50,100 --> 01:40:50,540 Workshops. 2259 01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:52,160 And it's like industry in there. 2260 01:40:52,840 --> 01:40:53,880 Workshops and industry. 2261 01:40:54,520 --> 01:40:55,980 And they're all getting turfed out. 2262 01:40:56,480 --> 01:40:58,060 Because they're going to turn those warehouses. 2263 01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:59,320 Into luxury flats. 2264 01:40:59,860 --> 01:41:00,040 Right. 2265 01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:02,940 Then they're going to run a road. 2266 01:41:03,260 --> 01:41:04,920 Right the way through the middle of it. 2267 01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:06,460 Like separating. 2268 01:41:07,280 --> 01:41:10,860 So the water people, the rich Wapping who live by the river, 2269 01:41:11,240 --> 01:41:13,600 and the poor Wapping who live on the other side of the road. 2270 01:41:14,820 --> 01:41:16,420 It's called regenerating the river. 2271 01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:19,480 It's called regeneration the river, yeah? 2272 01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:24,720 One day you're going to wake up and it's going to be a different world out there, son. 2273 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:27,460 Remember who told you first. 2274 01:41:27,960 --> 01:41:31,360 They're bringing it back to life, so they're making it a playground for the wealthy. 2275 01:41:32,260 --> 01:41:36,560 Well, yeah, I suppose the wealthy can afford the nice sights on the river. 2276 01:41:36,720 --> 01:41:37,780 I mean, you know, they can pay for it. 2277 01:41:38,140 --> 01:41:39,460 But what about the things like the... 2278 01:41:39,460 --> 01:41:41,340 How did Barry Norman get into this? 2279 01:41:41,420 --> 01:41:43,200 Is he not the fucking film critic? 2280 01:41:43,440 --> 01:41:45,740 Coin Street development and the people who are going to live there. 2281 01:41:45,780 --> 01:41:46,780 Who's going to pay for that? 2282 01:41:47,940 --> 01:41:55,080 Look, Barry, Coin Street and all those things are a typical example of what is going on at the moment. 2283 01:41:55,080 --> 01:42:02,120 We spend billions every year on making missiles that are so powerful that they're redundant before they're made, 2284 01:42:02,200 --> 01:42:04,400 because our only hope is to not use them. 2285 01:42:04,760 --> 01:42:10,680 Why couldn't we spend some of that money, just some of that money, on making this a nice place to live for everybody? 2286 01:42:11,320 --> 01:42:17,220 And if there was a nice place to live, maybe there wouldn't be this morbid industry, sort of interest in blowing it up all the time. 2287 01:42:18,000 --> 01:42:19,380 Let's go back and have a look at Coin Street. 2288 01:42:19,500 --> 01:42:21,260 We'll go back across your garden, shall we? 2289 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:21,600 Yeah. 2290 01:42:21,820 --> 01:42:24,120 I've seen them having a few deaths round by the border there. 2291 01:42:24,200 --> 01:42:25,320 I think you need something, Bob. 2292 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:26,140 You like the rockery? 2293 01:42:26,380 --> 01:42:27,160 The rockery's good. 2294 01:42:27,380 --> 01:42:27,620 Yes. 2295 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:28,940 A few plants would help. 2296 01:42:29,580 --> 01:42:30,580 God, it's awful, isn't it? 2297 01:42:30,880 --> 01:42:31,240 Terrible. 2298 01:42:32,240 --> 01:42:33,260 Look at what you can build here. 2299 01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:33,980 Look at it. 2300 01:42:34,000 --> 01:42:34,320 Look at it. 2301 01:42:34,360 --> 01:42:35,220 It's a prime site. 2302 01:42:35,440 --> 01:42:36,200 Imagine living here. 2303 01:42:37,200 --> 01:42:41,840 The funny thing is, if you actually want to get at the river, Coin Street's one of the few places that you can do it. 2304 01:42:42,840 --> 01:42:46,660 Buried away by a moonlight shadow, shadow. 2305 01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,700 I think I skipped through the spice bit. 2306 01:42:50,120 --> 01:42:51,180 Anyway, you've seen it. 2307 01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:52,300 I got a laugh out of it. 2308 01:42:52,340 --> 01:42:53,040 It's done now. 2309 01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:55,300 There's some nice shots of him sitting beside the bridge. 2310 01:42:56,200 --> 01:42:57,980 Then he goes down to the medieval inlet. 2311 01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:01,480 Then they go down the back of the old factories. 2312 01:43:01,740 --> 01:43:02,220 There are slums. 2313 01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:05,420 Apparently there was people living in these places at the time as well. 2314 01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:08,300 It's kind of fucking mad. 2315 01:43:08,300 --> 01:43:11,300 There's a distinct smell of spices and curry around here, Bob. 2316 01:43:11,340 --> 01:43:11,700 Have you noticed? 2317 01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:12,240 Yeah. 2318 01:43:12,240 --> 01:43:15,080 You still smell the old spices they used to store in. 2319 01:43:15,900 --> 01:43:18,140 These are smashing these buildings up, these old warehouses. 2320 01:43:18,520 --> 01:43:18,700 Yeah. 2321 01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:19,300 Great. 2322 01:43:19,880 --> 01:43:25,520 What you've got to remember, though, Barry, is that London always had a really practical attitude towards the river. 2323 01:43:25,820 --> 01:43:26,880 This is where they worked. 2324 01:43:27,260 --> 01:43:29,520 You know, they worked here and they lived around the back. 2325 01:43:30,640 --> 01:43:34,520 People still live around the back there, a few of them, in the most appalling conditions possible. 2326 01:43:34,940 --> 01:43:36,380 It's all waiting for the property to develop. 2327 01:43:36,380 --> 01:43:37,360 They'll tear down their houses. 2328 01:43:37,480 --> 01:43:38,780 No one maintains their houses. 2329 01:43:39,620 --> 01:43:41,960 They're living in the most atrocious conditions. 2330 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:44,860 This is your back garden, Bob. 2331 01:43:44,900 --> 01:43:45,900 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 2332 01:43:46,080 --> 01:43:46,360 Yeah, look. 2333 01:43:46,360 --> 01:43:47,060 Get him off. 2334 01:43:47,540 --> 01:43:48,260 Right, blight. 2335 01:43:48,600 --> 01:43:53,320 Do you know there's more derelict land now than there was at the height of the Blitz? 2336 01:43:53,840 --> 01:43:54,200 Really? 2337 01:43:54,340 --> 01:43:54,420 What? 2338 01:43:54,580 --> 01:43:55,380 Along this past London? 2339 01:43:55,540 --> 01:43:56,440 Absolutely, yeah. 2340 01:43:58,040 --> 01:43:59,880 Pure Dave Angel vibes there. 2341 01:43:59,940 --> 01:44:01,120 Let's see what the score of the match is. 2342 01:44:01,240 --> 01:44:02,720 It's gone to fucking extra time. 2343 01:44:04,360 --> 01:44:06,020 Well, I can, we can go back. 2344 01:44:08,600 --> 01:44:10,580 To our scenario here. 2345 01:44:11,960 --> 01:44:13,400 And I can watch the game. 2346 01:44:13,700 --> 01:44:18,180 You can't watch it because the stream will get taken down, but you can watch it on your own devices, I imagine. 2347 01:44:21,240 --> 01:44:22,360 You'll know what I'm on about. 2348 01:44:22,360 --> 01:44:25,020 Put that game back on there and take that off there. 2349 01:44:26,080 --> 01:44:27,160 I'll go to Tom there. 2350 01:44:29,260 --> 01:44:30,380 Yeah, the game is on for me. 2351 01:44:30,660 --> 01:44:31,660 What about Tony? 2352 01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:36,700 Let's change the screen, mate. 2353 01:44:38,940 --> 01:44:39,460 That's it. 2354 01:44:41,520 --> 01:44:42,380 We're back on. 2355 01:44:42,480 --> 01:44:42,820 It's lovely. 2356 01:44:43,240 --> 01:44:44,700 Now I can see the match as well. 2357 01:44:45,860 --> 01:44:47,260 This should work out nicely. 2358 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,540 So it's extra time. 2359 01:44:50,020 --> 01:44:51,440 Very exciting stuff. 2360 01:44:53,620 --> 01:44:56,920 And I'm on currently 1 minute 58, 1 minute 59. 2361 01:44:57,160 --> 01:44:57,660 Two minutes. 2362 01:44:57,820 --> 01:45:00,200 Just gone two minutes into extra time. 2363 01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:08,740 So you can make of that what you will, how far behind I am on your end or what, what, uh, if I'm in front or. 2364 01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:12,480 Two minutes 15 right now. 2365 01:45:14,880 --> 01:45:15,900 Ten second dag. 2366 01:45:23,460 --> 01:45:23,900 Right. 2367 01:45:24,340 --> 01:45:25,340 Just to recap. 2368 01:45:25,880 --> 01:45:27,540 For anyone down the back. 2369 01:45:28,540 --> 01:45:29,760 We've got a bird. 2370 01:45:29,900 --> 01:45:32,780 We've just freed a bird from the old Nick. 2371 01:45:33,920 --> 01:45:35,960 It's time to head down to the toucher. 2372 01:45:36,700 --> 01:45:38,200 We're going to get down to the toucher. 2373 01:45:38,980 --> 01:45:40,440 We're going to spill claret. 2374 01:45:41,140 --> 01:45:42,140 But there's no tomorrow. 2375 01:45:43,300 --> 01:45:46,640 We're going to make inside walls of the fucking toucher. 2376 01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:51,400 Look like a scene from Dante's fucking Inferno. 2377 01:45:52,220 --> 01:45:53,400 Don't get me wrong. 2378 01:45:53,920 --> 01:45:55,000 It's a nice club. 2379 01:45:55,540 --> 01:45:56,640 A lovely establishment. 2380 01:45:57,140 --> 01:45:59,040 And it's a well run place. 2381 01:46:00,180 --> 01:46:01,720 But that geezer Johnson. 2382 01:46:02,380 --> 01:46:04,320 He's been taking liberties, hasn't he? 2383 01:46:04,920 --> 01:46:07,380 And it's time to take liberties with him. 2384 01:46:10,820 --> 01:46:11,920 Thanks for the tip. 2385 01:46:12,600 --> 01:46:14,260 None other than Nakahomo. 2386 01:46:20,260 --> 01:46:21,580 We've fucked up here. 2387 01:46:22,400 --> 01:46:23,820 We've been shot at. 2388 01:46:24,240 --> 01:46:25,400 It's time to get out. 2389 01:46:25,540 --> 01:46:28,980 And maybe commandeer a taxi or something. 2390 01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:29,760 Another vehicle. 2391 01:46:30,040 --> 01:46:31,480 Although we're still moving at pace. 2392 01:46:32,700 --> 01:46:36,340 But the engine, the fucking radiator is gone. 2393 01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:38,760 We need to turn left big time. 2394 01:46:39,700 --> 01:46:41,100 Wherever the next left turn is. 2395 01:46:44,420 --> 01:46:45,500 Oh, now we're on fire. 2396 01:46:45,880 --> 01:46:47,520 You don't want to be on fire. 2397 01:46:48,020 --> 01:46:50,460 And we're both on fire. 2398 01:46:51,880 --> 01:46:53,640 That's what happens, Tony. 2399 01:46:54,640 --> 01:46:59,520 So one thing you don't want to happen is to internally combust. 2400 01:47:00,040 --> 01:47:05,320 Or even combust due to exterior circumstances. 2401 01:47:05,740 --> 01:47:08,220 That's of which happened right there. 2402 01:47:08,920 --> 01:47:10,080 You should have done a runner. 2403 01:47:12,200 --> 01:47:13,600 We should have done a runner, Tony. 2404 01:47:13,760 --> 01:47:14,960 But we just couldn't. 2405 01:47:15,040 --> 01:47:16,220 Right now, Tom, what's the score? 2406 01:47:16,740 --> 01:47:17,940 Yeah, I'm still watching it here. 2407 01:47:18,020 --> 01:47:19,740 It's one all Japan and Croatia. 2408 01:47:20,500 --> 01:47:21,640 420 on the clock. 2409 01:47:21,780 --> 01:47:22,760 That's a cheeky number. 2410 01:47:23,160 --> 01:47:23,560 Anaconda. 2411 01:47:24,140 --> 01:47:25,140 Anaconda cheeky. 2412 01:47:25,680 --> 01:47:28,320 And the Japanese boys have a corner. 2413 01:47:28,440 --> 01:47:29,280 They're taking it short. 2414 01:47:29,500 --> 01:47:30,960 It's floated into the middle area. 2415 01:47:31,360 --> 01:47:32,320 Can they get on the end of it? 2416 01:47:32,380 --> 01:47:32,600 No. 2417 01:47:32,600 --> 01:47:37,340 The Croats are a lot taller than the Japanese lads. 2418 01:47:37,780 --> 01:47:40,660 And there's a check going on here, I think, for a penalty. 2419 01:47:40,840 --> 01:47:42,420 I think there's been a clash of heads, actually. 2420 01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:46,580 Clash of the Titans. 2421 01:47:46,860 --> 01:47:49,120 Yeah, just looking at that replay there. 2422 01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:53,320 Tommy Yasu went up against Polisic. 2423 01:47:53,520 --> 01:47:55,620 And there was a clash of Keowns. 2424 01:47:56,440 --> 01:47:59,620 And Tommy Yasu is on the ground now, 2425 01:47:59,960 --> 01:48:01,320 trying to receive some treatment. 2426 01:48:01,320 --> 01:48:04,460 I think that fella Tommy Yasu is the Arsenal player, Tom, is he? 2427 01:48:06,480 --> 01:48:08,820 Yeah, I think that is the case. 2428 01:48:08,920 --> 01:48:09,600 Exactly that. 2429 01:48:09,740 --> 01:48:11,060 Yeah, I think that is the case. 2430 01:48:13,000 --> 01:48:14,620 They're showing a replay of the goal there. 2431 01:48:14,680 --> 01:48:16,820 It was a great goal for the Japanese lads. 2432 01:48:17,260 --> 01:48:20,040 And equally, a better goal, actually, Croatia. 2433 01:48:21,520 --> 01:48:25,240 Of course, a lovely floated ball into the fucking central unit. 2434 01:48:25,240 --> 01:48:31,240 And then Perisic with the bullet header, which got them equal. 2435 01:48:31,380 --> 01:48:35,920 And now it's 5 minutes 37 into extra time. 2436 01:48:36,920 --> 01:48:38,480 Let's get going with this here. 2437 01:48:38,560 --> 01:48:42,160 And we must remember to save the game intermittently. 2438 01:48:42,160 --> 01:48:46,880 Because these car chases, they do tend to go on a little bit longer than I would like. 2439 01:48:47,280 --> 01:48:50,260 You are going through the city of London. 2440 01:48:50,500 --> 01:48:52,400 So it's no easy feat. 2441 01:48:52,500 --> 01:48:53,680 No mean feat, should I say. 2442 01:48:54,780 --> 01:48:56,100 Driving around there. 2443 01:48:56,200 --> 01:48:57,380 It's packed to capacity. 2444 01:48:57,540 --> 01:48:58,520 Very congested. 2445 01:48:58,620 --> 01:49:00,680 And not a nice place to be driving at all. 2446 01:49:01,420 --> 01:49:04,800 It's hard enough to get around using the public transport. 2447 01:49:05,400 --> 01:49:09,660 And I'd be very frustrated if I had to take the car around there. 2448 01:49:10,580 --> 01:49:16,320 Unfortunately, I've never had to drive in a city as big or as congested as that. 2449 01:49:16,740 --> 01:49:18,360 The biggest city I've ever driven in? 2450 01:49:18,940 --> 01:49:19,800 Probably Dublin. 2451 01:49:20,960 --> 01:49:22,460 And that's not that bad. 2452 01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:24,700 It does get a little bit jammers. 2453 01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,020 But it's not the worst. 2454 01:49:26,940 --> 01:49:29,000 You know what you're getting yourself into. 2455 01:49:29,140 --> 01:49:31,960 Tell you what's fucking busy enough. 2456 01:49:32,900 --> 01:49:33,380 Galway. 2457 01:49:34,540 --> 01:49:34,980 Skirts. 2458 01:49:35,740 --> 01:49:38,660 On a fucking weekday rush hour. 2459 01:49:38,960 --> 01:49:39,860 It's ridiculous. 2460 01:49:40,640 --> 01:49:42,820 For a place as small as that. 2461 01:49:43,140 --> 01:49:43,920 To have traffic. 2462 01:49:44,560 --> 01:49:46,240 Fucking virtually deadlocked. 2463 01:49:46,740 --> 01:49:48,060 They need to sort that. 2464 01:49:48,180 --> 01:49:49,880 They need to sort that shit out. 2465 01:49:49,960 --> 01:49:51,440 They need to sort it out fast. 2466 01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:53,460 Because it's been on the cards for a few years. 2467 01:49:53,940 --> 01:49:58,120 And it's a damn shame they haven't done a thing about it. 2468 01:49:58,500 --> 01:49:59,900 If you're wondering why I'm talking like that. 2469 01:49:59,900 --> 01:50:01,900 I seen a video the other night of a man. 2470 01:50:02,320 --> 01:50:03,680 Getting up in front of a. 2471 01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:05,200 Of a Sinn Féin. 2472 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:06,500 Fucking. 2473 01:50:06,980 --> 01:50:07,620 Why won't this. 2474 01:50:08,360 --> 01:50:10,040 This bird needs to get in the car. 2475 01:50:10,760 --> 01:50:12,140 The bird's doing a bit of damage. 2476 01:50:12,420 --> 01:50:13,820 She needs to get in the car. 2477 01:50:14,500 --> 01:50:16,780 And now she's being fucking sourced. 2478 01:50:18,240 --> 01:50:19,660 Why didn't she get in the car. 2479 01:50:19,660 --> 01:50:20,820 I was ready to pick her up. 2480 01:50:20,820 --> 01:50:21,960 She was more interested. 2481 01:50:21,960 --> 01:50:23,140 In getting. 2482 01:50:23,140 --> 01:50:24,760 In to bother. 2483 01:50:24,760 --> 01:50:26,040 With the filth. 2484 01:50:26,360 --> 01:50:27,560 And now she's dead. 2485 01:50:28,120 --> 01:50:29,840 But I was talking shite there. 2486 01:50:30,060 --> 01:50:31,460 About a fella who was. 2487 01:50:31,660 --> 01:50:31,940 He was. 2488 01:50:32,100 --> 01:50:32,500 He started. 2489 01:50:32,660 --> 01:50:34,440 His oratory was that of a. 2490 01:50:34,640 --> 01:50:35,820 He had the vibrato. 2491 01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:38,960 Of a kind of African American. 2492 01:50:40,280 --> 01:50:40,680 Minister. 2493 01:50:41,000 --> 01:50:41,440 Like a. 2494 01:50:41,600 --> 01:50:42,760 A church minister. 2495 01:50:43,900 --> 01:50:44,260 And. 2496 01:50:44,620 --> 01:50:44,720 I. 2497 01:50:44,900 --> 01:50:46,560 I don't know if you know what I'm talking about. 2498 01:50:46,620 --> 01:50:47,740 You'd have to go and search it out. 2499 01:50:47,800 --> 01:50:48,920 But it was a Sinn Féin. 2500 01:50:49,280 --> 01:50:49,640 Meeting. 2501 01:50:49,880 --> 01:50:51,200 I think a fella got up. 2502 01:50:51,260 --> 01:50:52,220 And started giving out. 2503 01:50:52,340 --> 01:50:52,560 About. 2504 01:50:53,720 --> 01:50:54,960 Kind of different right wing. 2505 01:50:55,080 --> 01:50:55,900 Talking points. 2506 01:50:56,060 --> 01:50:56,220 And. 2507 01:50:56,520 --> 01:50:57,060 You know the. 2508 01:50:57,140 --> 01:50:58,580 The whole immigration debate. 2509 01:50:58,740 --> 01:50:59,080 And all that. 2510 01:50:59,240 --> 01:51:00,500 Whether or not he's right wing. 2511 01:51:00,620 --> 01:51:01,200 Is here or there. 2512 01:51:01,300 --> 01:51:02,600 But it was the immigration debate. 2513 01:51:03,080 --> 01:51:03,900 And a lot of people were. 2514 01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,260 Painted him out to be right wing. 2515 01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:05,780 This and the other. 2516 01:51:05,840 --> 01:51:06,140 But anyway. 2517 01:51:06,840 --> 01:51:08,220 He started getting up on the microphone. 2518 01:51:08,340 --> 01:51:09,160 They cut his mic. 2519 01:51:09,880 --> 01:51:10,100 And. 2520 01:51:10,360 --> 01:51:11,200 But the way he was. 2521 01:51:11,580 --> 01:51:11,940 Talking. 2522 01:51:12,380 --> 01:51:12,600 It was. 2523 01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,140 I'd never heard that kind of. 2524 01:51:14,440 --> 01:51:15,160 That speech. 2525 01:51:16,080 --> 01:51:16,440 Intonation. 2526 01:51:16,880 --> 01:51:17,800 Before in my life. 2527 01:51:19,220 --> 01:51:20,140 You need to. 2528 01:51:20,700 --> 01:51:21,820 Have a look at that. 2529 01:51:22,020 --> 01:51:22,920 It was a doctor. 2530 01:51:22,920 --> 01:51:24,260 And. 2531 01:51:25,520 --> 01:51:25,940 He's. 2532 01:51:26,060 --> 01:51:27,300 He started talking. 2533 01:51:27,400 --> 01:51:28,340 It was a damn. 2534 01:51:28,780 --> 01:51:29,260 Shame. 2535 01:51:29,980 --> 01:51:30,220 That. 2536 01:51:31,380 --> 01:51:32,140 Try and think about. 2537 01:51:32,220 --> 01:51:33,480 I need to get into the mood again. 2538 01:51:33,560 --> 01:51:34,420 I was talking about something. 2539 01:51:34,560 --> 01:51:35,420 That set me off like. 2540 01:51:35,520 --> 01:51:36,320 I was talking about. 2541 01:51:36,580 --> 01:51:37,320 Galway's fucking. 2542 01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:38,200 Traffic congestion. 2543 01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:39,500 I think it's a damn. 2544 01:51:39,700 --> 01:51:40,100 Shame. 2545 01:51:40,220 --> 01:51:40,900 That Monday. 2546 01:51:41,120 --> 01:51:42,080 Through to Friday. 2547 01:51:42,080 --> 01:51:43,420 The cars do. 2548 01:51:43,940 --> 01:51:45,480 Don't move at all. 2549 01:51:45,520 --> 01:51:47,400 And for 20 years. 2550 01:51:47,400 --> 01:51:48,520 We've had nothing. 2551 01:51:48,760 --> 01:51:49,320 But talk. 2552 01:51:49,440 --> 01:51:49,700 Talk. 2553 01:51:49,820 --> 01:51:50,180 Talk. 2554 01:51:50,500 --> 01:51:51,080 And nothing. 2555 01:51:51,220 --> 01:51:51,840 For the people. 2556 01:51:51,960 --> 01:51:52,900 Themselves at all. 2557 01:51:52,900 --> 01:51:54,600 The cars are still deadlocked. 2558 01:51:54,780 --> 01:51:55,860 On the outskirts. 2559 01:51:55,860 --> 01:51:57,520 Up to Mona Vea Park. 2560 01:51:58,360 --> 01:51:58,640 And. 2561 01:51:59,920 --> 01:52:01,580 They cut his mic anyway. 2562 01:52:01,700 --> 01:52:02,860 And told him to sit down. 2563 01:52:03,700 --> 01:52:04,660 Because he was. 2564 01:52:05,000 --> 01:52:06,240 Spouting wrong thing. 2565 01:52:07,240 --> 01:52:09,120 The fucking electronics. 2566 01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:10,220 The sound man. 2567 01:52:10,720 --> 01:52:11,180 Had to. 2568 01:52:11,560 --> 01:52:12,980 Give him the cutoff switch. 2569 01:52:13,540 --> 01:52:16,300 Because it was a damn shame. 2570 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:16,500 Because it was a damn shame. 2571 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:16,500 Because it was a damn shame. 2572 01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:18,140 That 20 years. 2573 01:52:18,140 --> 01:52:19,000 30 years. 2574 01:52:19,000 --> 01:52:20,480 40 have gone by. 2575 01:52:20,480 --> 01:52:21,760 And not a bean. 2576 01:52:21,760 --> 01:52:23,980 Has been spent on the road. 2577 01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:25,200 Outside Galway. 2578 01:52:25,300 --> 01:52:26,660 I think it's terrible. 2579 01:52:26,660 --> 01:52:27,640 What you're doing. 2580 01:52:27,880 --> 01:52:29,380 And I'm here right now. 2581 01:52:29,380 --> 01:52:30,320 To say it. 2582 01:52:32,500 --> 01:52:34,660 Yasmin was bang out of order. 2583 01:52:34,660 --> 01:52:36,180 On that last fucking round. 2584 01:52:36,180 --> 01:52:37,780 Where we had to reset the game. 2585 01:52:38,160 --> 01:52:40,180 And it was a damn shame. 2586 01:52:41,300 --> 01:52:42,920 Now that's stuck in my head. 2587 01:52:42,960 --> 01:52:44,460 I'm gonna keep saying it. 2588 01:52:45,120 --> 01:52:47,200 He sounded a little bit like. 2589 01:52:47,960 --> 01:52:49,720 Reverend from the Simpsons. 2590 01:52:50,240 --> 01:52:50,640 Reverend. 2591 01:52:51,640 --> 01:52:52,560 Fucking the name. 2592 01:52:52,800 --> 01:52:54,540 The name escapes me. 2593 01:52:59,180 --> 01:53:00,260 Reverend Lovejoy. 2594 01:53:00,540 --> 01:53:01,060 That's it. 2595 01:53:02,220 --> 01:53:02,840 Paddy Nolan. 2596 01:53:03,240 --> 01:53:05,360 And Paddy Nolan comes in clutch. 2597 01:53:05,360 --> 01:53:06,360 With the Lovejoy. 2598 01:53:10,280 --> 01:53:11,380 Coming in clutch. 2599 01:53:11,640 --> 01:53:12,540 Oh for fuck's sake. 2600 01:53:12,640 --> 01:53:13,060 Now we've. 2601 01:53:13,100 --> 01:53:14,300 We've ruined the clutch there. 2602 01:53:14,360 --> 01:53:15,760 Anyway we'll have to get a new clutch. 2603 01:53:15,760 --> 01:53:16,640 From Quick Fit. 2604 01:53:17,220 --> 01:53:18,660 But that's not in the game. 2605 01:53:19,220 --> 01:53:20,900 And it's a damn shame. 2606 01:53:21,020 --> 01:53:22,420 We're having to restart Tom. 2607 01:53:23,200 --> 01:53:23,440 Yep. 2608 01:53:23,540 --> 01:53:24,300 It's a damn shame. 2609 01:53:24,420 --> 01:53:24,560 Alright. 2610 01:53:24,700 --> 01:53:25,960 It's still 1-1 here. 2611 01:53:26,520 --> 01:53:27,860 10 minutes and 30 seconds. 2612 01:53:27,980 --> 01:53:29,160 Play it into extra time. 2613 01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:31,080 And it's the Japanese. 2614 01:53:31,220 --> 01:53:32,420 Who are putting the Croatians. 2615 01:53:32,420 --> 01:53:33,380 On the back heel. 2616 01:53:34,400 --> 01:53:34,740 And. 2617 01:53:36,100 --> 01:53:36,960 It's tense. 2618 01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:38,200 It's very tense. 2619 01:53:40,520 --> 01:53:41,520 Back to your fence. 2620 01:53:44,040 --> 01:53:44,480 I'm. 2621 01:53:44,980 --> 01:53:45,800 I am. 2622 01:53:46,180 --> 01:53:46,700 Aghast. 2623 01:53:47,400 --> 01:53:48,240 At how. 2624 01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:49,400 Fucking. 2625 01:53:49,680 --> 01:53:50,000 Hard. 2626 01:53:50,660 --> 01:53:51,260 This mission. 2627 01:53:51,940 --> 01:53:52,300 Is. 2628 01:53:52,440 --> 01:53:53,000 At the moment. 2629 01:53:53,240 --> 01:53:54,280 It's a damn shame. 2630 01:53:54,400 --> 01:53:54,680 Tell you what. 2631 01:53:54,700 --> 01:53:56,740 We should just go straight down this road here. 2632 01:53:57,320 --> 01:53:57,760 Instead of. 2633 01:53:57,900 --> 01:53:58,620 Taking a right. 2634 01:53:58,620 --> 01:54:00,400 And I'm going to have the finger. 2635 01:54:01,000 --> 01:54:02,300 Hovering over the F1. 2636 01:54:02,440 --> 01:54:03,640 To get this save state. 2637 01:54:05,640 --> 01:54:06,640 Fucking stadia. 2638 01:54:12,380 --> 01:54:13,160 This is nice. 2639 01:54:13,220 --> 01:54:13,360 Now. 2640 01:54:13,460 --> 01:54:14,660 It's a nice leisurely pace. 2641 01:54:14,760 --> 01:54:14,900 Is. 2642 01:54:15,060 --> 01:54:16,800 Tell us to fucking turn right though. 2643 01:54:17,880 --> 01:54:18,500 What's that supposed to be. 2644 01:54:19,820 --> 01:54:20,220 Yes. 2645 01:54:20,220 --> 01:54:21,480 I've killed a lot of people. 2646 01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:22,280 And no. 2647 01:54:22,640 --> 01:54:23,200 I don't. 2648 01:54:27,200 --> 01:54:28,440 And now we go live now. 2649 01:54:28,440 --> 01:54:29,040 To Tommy. 2650 01:54:29,040 --> 01:54:30,000 Who is at. 2651 01:54:30,000 --> 01:54:30,740 The match. 2652 01:54:31,220 --> 01:54:32,080 As we speak. 2653 01:54:32,260 --> 01:54:33,280 Just to give us a rundown. 2654 01:54:33,380 --> 01:54:34,240 Of what's going on. 2655 01:54:34,280 --> 01:54:34,520 Tom. 2656 01:54:34,580 --> 01:54:35,460 Are you there Tom? 2657 01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:40,520 I am. 2658 01:54:40,580 --> 01:54:40,700 Yeah. 2659 01:54:40,900 --> 01:54:41,800 Just at the match. 2660 01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,800 I don't know. 2661 01:54:43,800 --> 01:54:44,140 I don't know if you can hear the crowd behind me there. 2662 01:54:45,300 --> 01:54:46,040 It's a loud. 2663 01:54:46,140 --> 01:54:48,480 It's a very loud scenario here in Qatar. 2664 01:54:48,800 --> 01:54:49,280 It's hot. 2665 01:54:49,720 --> 01:54:50,400 It's sweaty. 2666 01:54:51,340 --> 01:54:52,300 And I tell you. 2667 01:54:52,380 --> 01:54:53,420 The Japanese lads. 2668 01:54:53,520 --> 01:54:55,160 They've never sweated so hard. 2669 01:54:55,240 --> 01:54:56,940 It's a damn shame. 2670 01:54:57,600 --> 01:54:58,520 20 years. 2671 01:54:58,600 --> 01:54:59,400 30 years. 2672 01:54:59,500 --> 01:54:59,860 40. 2673 01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:03,380 The Japanese boys have never seen such heat as this. 2674 01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:06,700 I've been as high up as the Mount Fukushima myself. 2675 01:55:06,980 --> 01:55:08,300 I've been up to the top. 2676 01:55:08,440 --> 01:55:09,520 I've been down to the bottom. 2677 01:55:10,040 --> 01:55:13,040 I've never experienced heat as much as this. 2678 01:55:13,120 --> 01:55:14,340 Whether it be in Japan. 2679 01:55:14,660 --> 01:55:16,300 Whether it be out in the desert. 2680 01:55:16,500 --> 01:55:17,080 Or the Qatar. 2681 01:55:17,960 --> 01:55:19,340 And I tell you this as well. 2682 01:55:19,700 --> 01:55:22,160 The Croatian boys are looking mighty strong. 2683 01:55:22,600 --> 01:55:23,900 And they're up to the task. 2684 01:55:24,260 --> 01:55:26,520 But it's the wildiness of the Japanese. 2685 01:55:27,240 --> 01:55:29,200 The technicalities of these boys. 2686 01:55:29,760 --> 01:55:32,620 The ancient samurai bloodlines. 2687 01:55:33,060 --> 01:55:34,820 Pumping through their veins at the moment. 2688 01:55:35,140 --> 01:55:36,140 They're let a barge slip. 2689 01:55:36,560 --> 01:55:38,560 And it's picked up by Croatia. 2690 01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:39,740 Just on the edge of the area. 2691 01:55:39,860 --> 01:55:42,420 But it's picked up again by the Japanese goalkeeper. 2692 01:55:45,700 --> 01:55:47,200 Great stuff there, Tom. 2693 01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:49,160 Who is live in Qatar. 2694 01:55:49,720 --> 01:55:51,200 As we... 2695 01:55:52,020 --> 01:55:57,040 As we turn left. 2696 01:55:57,040 --> 01:55:57,440 Now. 2697 01:55:57,940 --> 01:55:59,560 Into a lovely street. 2698 01:55:59,560 --> 01:56:02,300 The boys have the stingers prepped. 2699 01:56:04,360 --> 01:56:07,960 They didn't have the stingers. 2700 01:56:08,960 --> 01:56:11,940 And we managed to go through there with our tyres intact. 2701 01:56:11,940 --> 01:56:13,000 It was lovely. 2702 01:56:13,360 --> 01:56:16,960 We've got four fresh balloons on our axles. 2703 01:56:19,320 --> 01:56:22,920 And we're axil-foiling our way around the fucking east. 2704 01:56:22,920 --> 01:56:24,620 Or we're heading towards Mayfair. 2705 01:56:25,580 --> 01:56:27,320 High class sort of stuff. 2706 01:56:28,060 --> 01:56:29,160 To the toucher. 2707 01:56:31,200 --> 01:56:33,060 Kind of a weird name for a club. 2708 01:56:33,380 --> 01:56:37,660 A touch of class is what it's called, but it's known colloquially as the toucher. 2709 01:56:39,360 --> 01:56:46,640 We're heading down there at pace now, and it's a damn shame that we keep on having to repeat the game as well. 2710 01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:52,480 I'm hopefully going to get that clip of the fellow with the vibrato voice ready to rock. 2711 01:56:53,140 --> 01:56:57,240 But I wonder if I could cut out any of the political statements he was making, 2712 01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:01,920 but just retain the quality pieces of oratory. 2713 01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:08,280 I think it is actually a damn shame that I won't be able to do that because they are... 2714 01:57:08,280 --> 01:57:10,980 It's par for the course. You take it all in one. 2715 01:57:11,420 --> 01:57:13,760 You can't cut out one. You can't get one without the other. 2716 01:57:14,420 --> 01:57:17,940 And we're heading towards Mayfair. Let's just pause that and F1. 2717 01:57:19,220 --> 01:57:23,060 F1, the F out of the game here so we don't have to fucking go back to it. 2718 01:57:24,920 --> 01:57:26,600 Frankie Schoonz, thank you very much. 2719 01:57:26,680 --> 01:57:33,880 This clip reminds me of that daft Kate Bush song where she puts on a Cockney accent and talks about robbing a bank. 2720 01:57:37,360 --> 01:57:42,440 I'm trying to think now. That's a real, real puzzler for me now. 2721 01:57:43,080 --> 01:57:46,200 I can't think of that. I can't remember her doing that. 2722 01:57:46,200 --> 01:57:53,400 I can't think of that. I can't think of that. I can't think of that. 2723 01:57:53,400 --> 01:58:04,680 as an army recruit, which is mesmeric, to say the least. Absolutely mesmeric. It's like 2724 01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:16,200 some kind of amazing dream. Army dreamers. Army creamers. Thank you very much, though, 2725 01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:21,800 for the tip, Kate. Kate Bush, I was gonna call you. Frankie Schoonz, thank you very much. 2726 01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:33,760 Frank Bush, the character from this game. Kate Schoonz and Frank Bush. Ball has just gone 2727 01:58:33,760 --> 01:58:40,500 over the bar. I only saw a replay at the end of, tail end of a replay. Can't even tell you 2728 01:58:40,500 --> 01:58:50,200 whose bar or ball it was. I'm afraid. Sorry about that. Frank Bush here. 2729 01:58:50,200 --> 01:59:00,340 Now we should be somewhere near the fucking, the correct place because we're getting told 2730 01:59:00,340 --> 01:59:04,660 to go down these back streets. Back street, boys. Let's get out of the car here. It's time 2731 01:59:04,660 --> 01:59:14,900 to disembark and really give these filth some rogering. Roger the filth into the panda. 2732 01:59:18,900 --> 01:59:44,420 Come on, fuck. The problem with the bird is she wants to keep fucking giving the filth. What for? I just heard on the radio there, dispatch request to all units, man with gun in Soho area. And now we've got an AK. I think the yardies are involved. Is there a fucking man inside this? 2733 01:59:44,420 --> 02:00:13,620 Come on. Come on. My sentiments exactly. Just get in the car. I think one of the yardies had an AK. It must have been there because the police wouldn't use an AK. Sure they wouldn't. It'd be a MP5 scenario for the police. 2734 02:00:13,620 --> 02:00:41,800 Half time. Half time, extra time. What the fuck? Are we down here? Are we? Take it easy, Hammond. We're almost there. Is it down there? Look. 2735 02:00:41,800 --> 02:00:58,740 Can't even look. Can't even look. There's no free look when you're in the fucking car. Sorry about the swears. It's just pathetic. Are we in the West End or something? I don't know where the fuck we are. 2736 02:00:58,740 --> 02:01:22,340 For fuck's sake. That's it there. There's the touch of class right there. Time to get out and really take these guys down. 2737 02:01:22,340 --> 02:01:35,100 It's a shame. It's a shame. It's a shame the filth got taken down like that. But that's just what happens. She had a truncheon. 2738 02:01:38,020 --> 02:01:40,720 And now we're about to go into the toucher class. Let's save it. 2739 02:01:42,880 --> 02:01:47,000 And get a little update from our man on the inside, Tone. Tone, are you there? 2740 02:01:48,000 --> 02:01:49,660 How's it going? You down the toucher? 2741 02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:54,760 We are. We've just entered the toucher now. The toucher class. What should we know? 2742 02:01:55,480 --> 02:02:03,580 Right. First things first. Make sure you're well tooled up with the latest gizmos and gadgets. What have you got? Are you packing? 2743 02:02:04,940 --> 02:02:10,660 We are, yeah. We've got an AK-47. I think it was dropped by one of the Yardies. But do you reckon that's going to suffice? 2744 02:02:11,720 --> 02:02:21,700 It depends whether or not you can handle yourself, sunshine. Next things next. You get inside. There's going to be a bunch of bad slags trying to take you down with pistols. 2745 02:02:21,920 --> 02:02:35,000 But they're going to be easy, mate. It's going to be easy, street. It's going to be a fucking walkover. You're going to go in there and you're going to tamagotchi each and every one of them in the fucking boat race with the butt of your AK. 2746 02:02:35,640 --> 02:02:38,620 Or a pistol if you choose so, sunshine. 2747 02:02:40,620 --> 02:02:44,640 Great stuff. And what about the bird? There was talk of a bird in here. 2748 02:02:45,600 --> 02:02:53,000 Yeah, that's the next thing I want to tell you about. There's a bird in here. You need to make sure she gets back to Johnson's gaff. 2749 02:02:55,780 --> 02:02:56,180 Gaff? 2750 02:02:57,820 --> 02:03:10,140 Johnson's gaff. Safe and sound. So don't fucking try any monkey business when you get inside with her. Hands off. Keep your hands to yourself. Look with your eyes, mate. She's a top, top bird. 2751 02:03:10,140 --> 02:03:15,020 You need to get her back home. Safe as a sandwich. 2752 02:03:15,120 --> 02:03:22,160 Great stuff. It's still one second half of extra time has kicked off, Tom. 2753 02:03:22,160 --> 02:03:51,520 It has, yeah. It's great. It's a great bit of business. There was a huddle for both of the teams just before they started. The Japanese lads in a little huddle and the Croatian boys in a little huddle as well. All shouting out words of encouragement to each other. But will the encouragement be enough? We've seen many extra times go to penalties. And as it's shaping up right now, I can safely say I think it's going to go to penalties as well, which is anybody's business at the end of the day. 2754 02:03:51,520 --> 02:03:57,000 Looks like the Japanese dream could continue. Over to you, Francis. 2755 02:03:57,560 --> 02:04:02,780 It actually does. I thought you were in Qatar, Tom. Doesn't sound like you're in Qatar there. Where was the crowd noises? 2756 02:04:05,060 --> 02:04:21,660 Yeah, sorry. I should be there now. There was just a problem with my line which actually filtered out some of the frequencies. I have some new technology. I've tried to make my voice sound better. But sometimes it does remove some of the frequencies out here in Qatar. 2757 02:04:21,660 --> 02:04:40,720 And it's a damn shame. Funny, actually, it does sound like you could hear the RTE commentary there, Tom, on top of you as if it was just like coming through the TV that you were watching. 2758 02:04:42,720 --> 02:05:08,720 I think it's a damn shame that you would assume that I tried to pull the wool over each and every one of your eyes. For 20 years, 30 years, 40 and more, I've been here trying to provide the most honest out-of-worth coverage a man can provide. And to be cash-tigated and dissimilated and spat out and chewed up, spat out in this way. It's a damn shame. 2759 02:05:08,720 --> 02:05:23,420 Great stuff. Great stuff, Tom. I hope you're getting on well there out in Qatar. 2760 02:05:27,140 --> 02:05:36,400 So that's that. We are set now. Before we head into the touch of class, we might have classic Cockney Moods just to set the ball rolling. 2761 02:05:37,500 --> 02:05:46,340 Hello, guys, and welcome to the live stream. Now, this is today's episode of Cockney Moods, the workshop which teaches you all about how to act like a Cockney person. 2762 02:05:46,980 --> 02:05:48,220 And Arthur is on holiday. 2763 02:05:48,780 --> 02:05:51,320 I beg your pardon. We have seen that one already. 2764 02:05:51,320 --> 02:06:00,640 I've got another Cockney Moods here for you now. This deals with the themes of hunger and fear. 2765 02:06:01,900 --> 02:06:06,800 So Arthur, who is hungry, has sent Billy out for a roll. Billy roll. 2766 02:06:08,180 --> 02:06:12,780 Oh, no, he sent Billy out for some food, but he comes back with the wrong food. 2767 02:06:16,180 --> 02:06:19,680 Arthur! I've got you your food, you're one of you. 2768 02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:21,060 Where's my burger? 2769 02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:23,820 The shop didn't have any burgers, Arthur. 2770 02:06:24,540 --> 02:06:26,960 My stomach has been grumbling, Billy! 2771 02:06:31,460 --> 02:06:33,560 I've got you a chicken fillet roll. 2772 02:06:34,280 --> 02:06:36,700 Chicken fucking fillet. 2773 02:06:39,660 --> 02:06:42,620 It smells fucking nice. 2774 02:06:43,000 --> 02:06:44,480 I've got you a Pepsi and all here. 2775 02:06:44,480 --> 02:06:47,380 Very nice. 2776 02:06:47,720 --> 02:06:48,700 And a Snickers. 2777 02:06:49,280 --> 02:06:50,580 Give me that Snickers. 2778 02:06:51,380 --> 02:06:53,380 Gonna save that for afters. 2779 02:06:54,400 --> 02:06:58,140 Chicken and cheese in a fucking roll. 2780 02:06:58,680 --> 02:07:04,260 Chicken, cheese, mayonnaise, tomatoes. 2781 02:07:04,980 --> 02:07:05,420 Oh, yeah! 2782 02:07:05,780 --> 02:07:06,480 Mayonnaise. 2783 02:07:06,700 --> 02:07:07,180 Back up. 2784 02:07:08,020 --> 02:07:08,620 Tomatoes. 2785 02:07:08,720 --> 02:07:09,060 Kitchen. 2786 02:07:09,680 --> 02:07:10,040 Onion. 2787 02:07:10,600 --> 02:07:11,640 Down with that! 2788 02:07:12,260 --> 02:07:12,860 Tomatoes. 2789 02:07:13,600 --> 02:07:43,180 I think this needs to be resized. 2790 02:07:43,180 --> 02:07:48,180 Didn't even fit the screen. It was very heavy. 2791 02:07:48,180 --> 02:07:50,180 Fuck off. 2792 02:07:50,180 --> 02:07:58,180 It's alright Arf innit? Tell me it's alright Arf. Arfa? 2793 02:07:58,180 --> 02:08:03,180 Wooo! Wooo! Wooo! 2794 02:08:03,180 --> 02:08:09,180 It tastes alright Arf, doesn't it? What? What? Arfa, are you alright? 2795 02:08:09,180 --> 02:08:12,180 I'm having a nap. What's going on Arf? 2796 02:08:12,180 --> 02:08:17,180 Fuck off. What's up? 2797 02:08:17,180 --> 02:08:22,180 Tell me it's alright Arf. 2798 02:08:22,180 --> 02:08:25,180 Wooo! Wooo! 2799 02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:27,180 It tastes alright Arf, doesn't it? 2800 02:08:27,180 --> 02:08:32,180 Wooo! Wooo! 2801 02:08:32,180 --> 02:08:34,180 It tastes alright Arf. 2802 02:08:34,180 --> 02:08:38,180 Okay, so that's them and I just wanted to replay the bit where he was going... 2803 02:08:38,180 --> 02:08:39,180 Wooo! 2804 02:08:39,180 --> 02:08:44,180 The Croatian nearly fucking scored there when the corner came in, Tom. Could you brief us about that? 2805 02:08:44,180 --> 02:09:03,180 I saw the game there. I'm watching it right now from Qatar and live. And I have to tell you something. It was an amazing corner ball that was swung in very delicately from the Croatian players into the middle of the unit. Nearly, nearly scored and put this game to bed. A bottle of night hall and a night cap. And the game was nearly done. But it's still on. Ball launched into the middle from Croatia. Headed away by the Japanese. 2806 02:09:03,180 --> 02:09:22,180 Out to fucking Madrich. Oh, not Madrich, sorry. It's another fella. Actually I think Madrich is gone. He might have been. Oh no, is he still on? I'm not sure. Can't say. 2807 02:09:22,180 --> 02:09:49,180 I actually can't say. How are you not paying attention, Tom? This is a big, big match. This is your only job. Well, it's a damn shame. I keep on looking at the stream and looking at the stuff that's going on on your screen. 2808 02:09:49,180 --> 02:10:13,440 I think he, I think the little man is still on. There is a long throw coming in now. It's anybody's business. Goalkeeper clicks. Now they're playing the long ball, trying to get the break, hitting Croatia on the break, but it's not, it's not happening for them at all. 2809 02:10:18,440 --> 02:10:37,020 Okay, so we're into a touch of class and there's a final two cockney moods. I'm sorry for repeating those old moods. There's actually two moods that I wouldn't mind seeing myself. I haven't seen them in a while. One is, I think it's one where they go bowling and another one where there's a nasty snake in a garage. 2810 02:10:37,700 --> 02:10:51,780 And Arfa needs to get fucking Phil to go into the garage to collect something off a snake or something. Crazy bit of business. But hopefully it does set the ball rolling and herald in a new era of cockney moods. 2811 02:10:51,780 --> 02:11:12,860 Again, I don't want to promise anything. You know how much I promise and how little or however much I do deliver. It's all subjective, but you know, great for the ideas, but the execution and actually the producing of those ideas sometimes can fall short of the heraldry. 2812 02:11:12,860 --> 02:11:26,780 I thank you very much, Connor 1998 for the tip. My favorite video is Zurich. Can you give us a Zurich themed sentence? I'd love to be able to, to be able to rattle off something in that kind of, that pattern and that kind of, uh, that tone. 2813 02:11:26,780 --> 02:11:43,560 But unfortunately it's, there's only one man that can do that. And he's not here at the moment. And, uh, that is Connor Williams. And, uh, hopefully he will be able to, uh, give you what you need at some stage in the not too distant future. 2814 02:11:43,560 --> 02:12:01,980 Right now it's arses on walls as we're inside a, a dirty club in Soho. And just as I say that there, there's a, a deluge of box in the chat advertising disgusting wares. 2815 02:12:01,980 --> 02:12:10,480 But fortunately I'm on hand here to dispatch these assholes at a, a lovely, lovely reckoning pace. 2816 02:12:10,980 --> 02:12:16,440 And, uh, 69mega.com. It's time for you to get in the bin. 2817 02:12:18,780 --> 02:12:19,760 Great timing. 2818 02:12:21,700 --> 02:12:31,960 And, uh, here we go now. Oh, fucking hell. Japan floating balls into the, the danger box where it's collected, retrieved by the Croatian goalkeeping man. 2819 02:12:32,700 --> 02:12:43,220 And, uh, let's get to business here as we, uh, lean on the wall, leaning on the posters next to the arse posters just to regurgitate a bit of health inside us. 2820 02:12:44,540 --> 02:12:45,340 Regenerate, should I say. 2821 02:12:46,540 --> 02:12:53,360 And, uh, this guy here doesn't want any bother, but you know what it's like. We need to just stick one on them to let them know we're here. 2822 02:12:53,860 --> 02:12:59,500 Sorry. I pressed the trigger button instead of the, uh, smack button. 2823 02:12:59,940 --> 02:13:04,640 And that fella, who was actually a woman, got, uh, got done in. 2824 02:13:04,820 --> 02:13:09,000 As we move now at pace down into the club. 2825 02:13:09,480 --> 02:13:11,340 It's gonna be a bit of bother down here. 2826 02:13:11,740 --> 02:13:13,040 So mind yourselves. 2827 02:13:17,680 --> 02:13:18,700 Cigarette machine. 2828 02:13:18,700 --> 02:13:22,700 Oh, there's... 2829 02:13:22,700 --> 02:13:27,060 And watch out. There's a bit of, uh, nudity here. 2830 02:13:27,840 --> 02:13:28,940 Polygonal nudity. 2831 02:13:29,440 --> 02:13:31,440 Hopefully we don't get taken down there. 2832 02:13:32,240 --> 02:13:33,580 Because of what we're showing. 2833 02:13:33,700 --> 02:13:35,860 We're broadcasting some... 2834 02:13:35,860 --> 02:13:38,480 Digitally rendered diddies. 2835 02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:41,160 And, uh, there was an... 2836 02:13:41,160 --> 02:13:43,560 I think there was an anus on the way in as well. 2837 02:13:43,620 --> 02:13:46,240 It's a bit much for half five of a Monday. 2838 02:13:46,620 --> 02:13:50,260 And it's a damn shame if we get taken down as well. 2839 02:13:53,420 --> 02:13:55,420 We're just gonna do a bit of leaning here. 2840 02:13:57,660 --> 02:13:58,880 Lean on me. 2841 02:13:59,560 --> 02:14:01,340 When you're fucked up. 2842 02:14:02,120 --> 02:14:03,760 You'll regenerate hell. 2843 02:14:04,480 --> 02:14:06,400 It'll help you carry on. 2844 02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:09,800 Getting fucking slammed by a bunch of fucking wisecrackers. 2845 02:14:11,800 --> 02:14:12,640 Fucking hell. 2846 02:14:15,800 --> 02:14:17,360 Gonna have to restart now. 2847 02:14:17,520 --> 02:14:19,380 Or, as it's known in the biz, 2848 02:14:19,940 --> 02:14:20,800 save state. 2849 02:14:21,100 --> 02:14:22,200 Load save scum. 2850 02:14:23,480 --> 02:14:25,960 26.55 on the clock. 2851 02:14:26,740 --> 02:14:29,340 As Croatia knock the ball around tenderly. 2852 02:14:43,940 --> 02:14:44,840 Here we go. 2853 02:14:44,840 --> 02:14:47,600 The S word. 2854 02:14:47,680 --> 02:14:48,800 There was an S slur. 2855 02:14:49,840 --> 02:14:50,740 Just used there. 2856 02:14:50,860 --> 02:14:53,940 Apologies for anybody who was offended by the S slur. 2857 02:14:55,220 --> 02:14:56,380 And there she is. 2858 02:14:56,540 --> 02:14:56,960 Go on. 2859 02:14:57,200 --> 02:14:57,940 Out you go. 2860 02:14:58,100 --> 02:14:59,100 Out the door you go. 2861 02:14:59,660 --> 02:15:00,680 Does she run up the stairs? 2862 02:15:00,800 --> 02:15:01,380 Let's have a look. 2863 02:15:03,980 --> 02:15:04,620 She's gone. 2864 02:15:05,040 --> 02:15:06,700 The character is so cumbersome. 2865 02:15:06,780 --> 02:15:08,020 The movement is very cumbersome. 2866 02:15:08,100 --> 02:15:09,420 She's back in there now. 2867 02:15:11,260 --> 02:15:12,280 And there she is. 2868 02:15:12,740 --> 02:15:13,700 Blur your eyes. 2869 02:15:14,120 --> 02:15:15,180 Sorry about that. 2870 02:15:15,260 --> 02:15:17,920 There's some CGI diddies on the screen there. 2871 02:15:18,080 --> 02:15:19,200 P Diddy and the boys. 2872 02:15:19,680 --> 02:15:20,700 And in the background, 2873 02:15:20,860 --> 02:15:22,500 there's still a dancer 2874 02:15:22,500 --> 02:15:25,220 flying her trade in the background. 2875 02:15:25,680 --> 02:15:27,040 And that's professionalism. 2876 02:15:27,960 --> 02:15:30,020 And that's a damn shame. 2877 02:15:30,020 --> 02:15:35,920 We've been brought down onto the purple carpeted nightclub floor. 2878 02:15:38,920 --> 02:15:40,600 How the fuck do we get through this? 2879 02:15:40,600 --> 02:15:42,840 It seems like it's a real hard nut to crack. 2880 02:15:50,020 --> 02:15:52,420 Seems like it's a bloody hard nut to crack. 2881 02:15:52,520 --> 02:15:52,960 Let's see. 2882 02:15:54,880 --> 02:16:05,900 Sorry about the S slur. 2883 02:16:05,900 --> 02:16:08,500 Again, it was a secondary S slur. 2884 02:16:08,500 --> 02:16:12,620 T magic coming through clutch with the T magic tip. 2885 02:16:13,060 --> 02:16:15,220 And sorry about those CGI diddies. 2886 02:16:15,320 --> 02:16:15,920 She's scared. 2887 02:16:16,020 --> 02:16:17,020 She needs to run away. 2888 02:16:17,180 --> 02:16:21,400 What's a woman doing in that state of undress around a man with an AK-47? 2889 02:16:21,780 --> 02:16:22,920 And now she's... 2890 02:16:22,920 --> 02:16:26,300 It's a crazy bit of business. 2891 02:16:26,860 --> 02:16:27,920 As she... 2892 02:16:27,920 --> 02:16:29,140 She's in shock. 2893 02:16:29,480 --> 02:16:30,460 The woman is in shock. 2894 02:16:30,560 --> 02:16:33,360 She needs to get up to a warm bed... 2895 02:16:33,360 --> 02:16:34,260 Like a warm... 2896 02:16:34,260 --> 02:16:35,460 Room... 2897 02:16:35,460 --> 02:16:36,200 With a cloak. 2898 02:16:36,320 --> 02:16:36,860 A coat on. 2899 02:16:36,860 --> 02:16:38,200 She needs to put a coat on. 2900 02:16:47,480 --> 02:16:48,800 I like that. 2901 02:16:48,920 --> 02:16:50,400 That was a lovely little situation. 2902 02:16:50,640 --> 02:16:51,980 Because we killed him going in. 2903 02:16:54,620 --> 02:16:56,160 We killed that man going in. 2904 02:16:56,220 --> 02:16:58,200 But we walked in there and he said, 2905 02:16:58,280 --> 02:16:59,800 You'll have to pay double for your bird. 2906 02:16:59,920 --> 02:17:01,260 And the bird just shot him. 2907 02:17:02,840 --> 02:17:04,840 No sex discrimination here, lads. 2908 02:17:16,040 --> 02:17:16,760 Oh, fuck. 2909 02:17:16,900 --> 02:17:17,120 We've... 2910 02:17:17,120 --> 02:17:17,400 We've... 2911 02:17:17,400 --> 02:17:17,980 We... 2912 02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:19,540 The bird got it. 2913 02:17:19,780 --> 02:17:20,560 The bird got it. 2914 02:17:23,120 --> 02:17:24,020 It's a shame. 2915 02:17:24,160 --> 02:17:27,340 It's a damn shame that she took that because... 2916 02:17:27,340 --> 02:17:29,160 We wanted to save her, you know? 2917 02:17:29,400 --> 02:17:31,060 I think it's the other dancing girl 2918 02:17:31,060 --> 02:17:33,320 who's really putting in a... 2919 02:17:33,320 --> 02:17:34,860 A fucking great shift. 2920 02:17:35,560 --> 02:17:36,160 In fairness. 2921 02:17:40,580 --> 02:17:41,340 Fucking hell. 2922 02:17:42,160 --> 02:17:43,100 They're going at it. 2923 02:17:43,180 --> 02:17:43,820 And that's... 2924 02:17:43,820 --> 02:17:44,560 Ah, that's great. 2925 02:17:44,820 --> 02:17:45,280 That's great. 2926 02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:47,340 We saw a bad slag get taken down there. 2927 02:17:48,360 --> 02:17:50,200 And we need to change the pistols 2928 02:17:50,200 --> 02:17:52,000 because we're out of bullets from the AK. 2929 02:17:52,200 --> 02:17:54,960 It's time to do a bit of leaning in one of the booths over here. 2930 02:18:00,760 --> 02:18:02,440 And it's a lovely bit of leanage. 2931 02:18:02,520 --> 02:18:04,260 Thanks very much, T-Magic, for the tip. 2932 02:18:04,320 --> 02:18:05,340 Says, bring back Tommy. 2933 02:18:05,880 --> 02:18:07,360 Your uncle would get more. 2934 02:18:07,520 --> 02:18:09,800 And then dollar sign, dollar sign, dollar sign. 2935 02:18:10,300 --> 02:18:12,520 And then parentheses joke. 2936 02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:13,480 End parentheses. 2937 02:18:13,860 --> 02:18:15,080 Then take care, Tom. 2938 02:18:15,080 --> 02:18:17,200 Yep, sorry. 2939 02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:18,060 I'm at the match. 2940 02:18:18,240 --> 02:18:20,560 I'm out here in Qatar at the moment, T-Magic. 2941 02:18:20,640 --> 02:18:21,560 Thanks very much. 2942 02:18:22,520 --> 02:18:24,480 I tell you, it's a damn shame 2943 02:18:24,480 --> 02:18:26,340 that you're saying that 2944 02:18:26,340 --> 02:18:29,180 because Francis really does give it his all. 2945 02:18:29,840 --> 02:18:31,040 And it's a damn shame 2946 02:18:31,040 --> 02:18:32,660 that there's a preference for me. 2947 02:18:33,380 --> 02:18:34,900 Look, I know he must be jealous. 2948 02:18:35,020 --> 02:18:35,640 Are you, Francis? 2949 02:18:36,420 --> 02:18:38,020 I'm not jealous of anything, 2950 02:18:38,420 --> 02:18:39,760 man or beast, Tom. 2951 02:18:39,760 --> 02:18:40,720 I'm not jealous at all. 2952 02:18:40,920 --> 02:18:42,680 And I hope I wish you well. 2953 02:18:42,840 --> 02:18:44,680 If, look, if you've got more fans than me, 2954 02:18:45,080 --> 02:18:46,400 that's all well and good. 2955 02:18:46,480 --> 02:18:47,140 But right now, 2956 02:18:47,640 --> 02:18:50,060 I want to get this fucking mission sorted out. 2957 02:18:50,340 --> 02:18:51,800 There's a lot of bad slags in here. 2958 02:18:52,080 --> 02:18:52,720 And look at that. 2959 02:18:52,780 --> 02:18:54,240 That glass smashed then. 2960 02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:54,860 It was beautiful. 2961 02:18:55,060 --> 02:18:56,480 Really well-rendered textures. 2962 02:18:57,360 --> 02:18:59,020 A couple of fucking bad goons here. 2963 02:18:59,080 --> 02:19:00,500 We need to get some leanage going. 2964 02:19:01,800 --> 02:19:03,600 We need to drink some lean. 2965 02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:07,460 As the boys do be doing out there 2966 02:19:07,460 --> 02:19:09,300 in hip-hop land. 2967 02:19:09,300 --> 02:19:13,920 Some nice lean. 2968 02:19:14,000 --> 02:19:16,140 And the bird over on the pole there 2969 02:19:16,140 --> 02:19:18,420 got absolutely gym-jammed. 2970 02:19:19,740 --> 02:19:20,860 She's frank-butchered. 2971 02:19:21,460 --> 02:19:22,500 And we can save that. 2972 02:19:22,580 --> 02:19:23,660 We can F1 that. 2973 02:19:27,780 --> 02:19:29,220 And it's gone to penalties. 2974 02:19:31,300 --> 02:19:31,980 Fucking hell. 2975 02:19:32,920 --> 02:19:34,720 Flaming Sambuque is on the bar there. 2976 02:19:37,220 --> 02:19:41,440 We need to get some bloody new pieces. 2977 02:19:42,640 --> 02:19:44,460 Because we are out of bullets. 2978 02:19:44,660 --> 02:19:51,520 We're going to go live to Tommy Schlug in Qatar 2979 02:19:51,520 --> 02:19:53,020 in just a moment for penalties. 2980 02:19:53,280 --> 02:19:54,700 So do stay tuned for that. 2981 02:19:54,780 --> 02:19:55,860 Right now, we're taking out 2982 02:19:55,860 --> 02:19:58,160 a few of these. 2983 02:19:58,280 --> 02:19:59,100 Not her, anyway. 2984 02:19:59,360 --> 02:20:00,920 Maybe she's the one that we need to save. 2985 02:20:02,660 --> 02:20:05,540 Apologies, lads and people at home 2986 02:20:05,540 --> 02:20:09,420 for this early visual feast. 2987 02:20:12,620 --> 02:20:14,820 And this guy, probably a pimp, 2988 02:20:15,000 --> 02:20:16,180 needs to be killed. 2989 02:20:21,440 --> 02:20:22,880 Some great beats in here. 2990 02:20:23,280 --> 02:20:23,940 In this club. 2991 02:20:25,060 --> 02:20:26,700 And it's just your average 2992 02:20:26,700 --> 02:20:27,980 run-of-the-mill 2993 02:20:27,980 --> 02:20:29,140 Soho 2994 02:20:29,140 --> 02:20:30,860 fucking cheeky, 2995 02:20:30,960 --> 02:20:31,620 cheeky club 2996 02:20:31,620 --> 02:20:33,060 with cheeky action 2997 02:20:33,060 --> 02:20:34,220 going on inside it. 2998 02:20:37,520 --> 02:20:38,300 People are saying, 2999 02:20:38,420 --> 02:20:38,900 don't shoot, 3000 02:20:38,980 --> 02:20:40,060 but I don't know where I'm going 3001 02:20:40,060 --> 02:20:41,100 or what I'm meant to be doing here. 3002 02:20:41,180 --> 02:20:42,540 I picked up a lovely, 3003 02:20:42,740 --> 02:20:43,580 creamy AK. 3004 02:20:47,100 --> 02:20:48,020 I wonder do we 3005 02:20:48,020 --> 02:20:49,400 shoot through the glass here. 3006 02:20:50,380 --> 02:20:51,980 See, these dirty feckers 3007 02:20:51,980 --> 02:20:53,220 have two-way glass 3008 02:20:53,220 --> 02:20:54,080 just so they can see 3009 02:20:54,080 --> 02:20:54,940 the girls showering. 3010 02:20:58,140 --> 02:20:58,580 Huh? 3011 02:21:00,420 --> 02:21:01,920 That is bizarre. 3012 02:21:02,860 --> 02:21:04,300 How come there's a room in there 3013 02:21:04,300 --> 02:21:05,540 and I can't access it? 3014 02:21:10,320 --> 02:21:11,640 There's no doorway here. 3015 02:21:11,800 --> 02:21:12,340 Oh yeah, there is. 3016 02:21:13,120 --> 02:21:13,740 Ah, lovely. 3017 02:21:13,740 --> 02:21:14,820 Oh my God. 3018 02:21:14,820 --> 02:21:16,100 Where is she? 3019 02:21:16,500 --> 02:21:17,980 I can't see no care girl. 3020 02:21:21,540 --> 02:21:22,680 Okay, so that's... 3021 02:21:22,680 --> 02:21:23,180 Oh my God. 3022 02:21:23,600 --> 02:21:24,720 That's us now. 3023 02:21:27,960 --> 02:21:29,680 We need to find the, uh, 3024 02:21:29,680 --> 02:21:30,280 the girl in 3025 02:21:30,280 --> 02:21:31,200 and save her. 3026 02:21:35,840 --> 02:21:36,960 Maybe this girl here 3027 02:21:36,960 --> 02:21:37,620 is the... 3028 02:21:37,620 --> 02:21:38,560 the one we need yet. 3029 02:21:42,820 --> 02:21:43,720 Mark! 3030 02:21:43,720 --> 02:21:44,920 Mark over here! 3031 02:21:46,920 --> 02:21:47,820 Oh, tell me, 3032 02:21:47,900 --> 02:21:48,520 it ain't her! 3033 02:21:50,140 --> 02:21:51,320 Mark meet Layla. 3034 02:21:51,600 --> 02:21:52,980 Layla meet Mark. 3035 02:21:54,660 --> 02:21:55,520 Poor bitch. 3036 02:21:55,860 --> 02:21:57,360 Must have copped it in the crossfire. 3037 02:21:57,480 --> 02:21:58,520 She's brown bread. 3038 02:21:58,620 --> 02:21:59,420 What are we gonna do now? 3039 02:21:59,800 --> 02:22:00,480 I don't know. 3040 02:22:01,120 --> 02:22:01,500 I'm really, 3041 02:22:01,580 --> 02:22:02,620 I'm shit creeped now. 3042 02:22:02,700 --> 02:22:03,480 What's Charlie gonna do 3043 02:22:03,480 --> 02:22:04,780 when I don't show this slag? 3044 02:22:06,060 --> 02:22:06,940 Calm down. 3045 02:22:07,340 --> 02:22:08,680 As if you just do that. 3046 02:22:08,680 --> 02:22:09,160 Got an idea. 3047 02:22:10,640 --> 02:22:11,340 He's gat. 3048 02:22:11,880 --> 02:22:13,600 And it'll sort Charlie out too. 3049 02:22:14,800 --> 02:22:15,060 Yeah? 3050 02:22:15,620 --> 02:22:16,160 How do you suppose 3051 02:22:16,160 --> 02:22:16,820 we're gonna do that? 3052 02:22:17,700 --> 02:22:19,440 That fag maggot loves his slag. 3053 02:22:20,580 --> 02:22:21,980 Just get her boots off. 3054 02:22:22,680 --> 02:22:23,400 Her boots? 3055 02:22:27,440 --> 02:22:28,980 Crazy bit of business, look. 3056 02:22:31,680 --> 02:22:32,200 Charlie. 3057 02:22:33,480 --> 02:22:34,340 What do you want? 3058 02:22:35,100 --> 02:22:36,620 I don't give a flying fuck. 3059 02:22:36,660 --> 02:22:37,300 I want my boy. 3060 02:22:39,040 --> 02:22:39,880 Yeah, I've got her. 3061 02:22:40,300 --> 02:22:41,060 The cowgirl, right? 3062 02:22:42,440 --> 02:22:43,460 You want to talk to her? 3063 02:22:45,020 --> 02:22:46,260 Layla, Charlie wants a word. 3064 02:22:46,900 --> 02:22:47,860 Penalties on the way. 3065 02:22:48,860 --> 02:22:49,380 Charlie? 3066 02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:50,840 How are ya? 3067 02:22:52,340 --> 02:22:53,200 I'm okay. 3068 02:22:54,480 --> 02:22:55,320 Oh, look, Charlie, 3069 02:22:55,380 --> 02:22:56,440 I'm really, really sorry. 3070 02:22:57,280 --> 02:22:58,700 I said I'm sorry, Charlie. 3071 02:23:01,220 --> 02:23:02,720 Of course I'll come over. 3072 02:23:03,840 --> 02:23:05,280 I've always got time for my 3073 02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:07,100 big Charlie boy, ain't I? 3074 02:23:07,520 --> 02:23:08,520 You better be sorry. 3075 02:23:09,180 --> 02:23:10,100 You're an oldie girl. 3076 02:23:11,520 --> 02:23:12,900 You caused me a lot of trouble. 3077 02:23:13,240 --> 02:23:14,240 Not half as much trouble 3078 02:23:14,240 --> 02:23:15,380 as I'd like to cause you. 3079 02:23:16,380 --> 02:23:17,520 Put our marquee on, darling. 3080 02:23:19,120 --> 02:23:20,340 Dirty old tosser. 3081 02:23:20,940 --> 02:23:22,000 I knew he'd go for it. 3082 02:23:22,560 --> 02:23:23,200 He wants you. 3083 02:23:25,160 --> 02:23:26,400 What do you want now, Charlie? 3084 02:23:27,140 --> 02:23:28,280 Unless you're handing over Alex, 3085 02:23:28,320 --> 02:23:29,060 I'm not interested. 3086 02:23:30,760 --> 02:23:32,320 Just drop the girl at the gate, son. 3087 02:23:33,220 --> 02:23:33,820 Oi, oi. 3088 02:23:35,660 --> 02:23:36,560 You, my son, 3089 02:23:36,680 --> 02:23:37,760 are doing so bleeding well. 3090 02:23:38,120 --> 02:23:39,580 I might just give you one last assignment. 3091 02:23:40,280 --> 02:23:42,180 First penalty is coming in, Tom. 3092 02:23:42,280 --> 02:23:42,920 No way, Joel. 3093 02:23:43,000 --> 02:23:44,120 No fucking way. 3094 02:23:44,580 --> 02:23:46,860 First penalty coming in now. 3095 02:23:47,240 --> 02:23:48,320 And it's a misser. 3096 02:23:48,640 --> 02:23:49,560 Japan have missed. 3097 02:23:49,980 --> 02:23:51,940 It's your man who played for Liverpool. 3098 02:23:53,220 --> 02:23:53,860 Tikamino. 3099 02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:55,120 Minitiko. 3100 02:23:56,260 --> 02:23:57,200 Takumi Minamino. 3101 02:23:57,640 --> 02:23:58,820 He just missed a penalty. 3102 02:24:00,100 --> 02:24:00,920 Think about it, Aaron. 3103 02:24:01,600 --> 02:24:02,860 There's a lot of wedge lying around 3104 02:24:02,860 --> 02:24:03,880 up there in Riverton Street. 3105 02:24:04,420 --> 02:24:05,880 What you gonna do when you get your boy? 3106 02:24:06,540 --> 02:24:08,260 What a shit penalty that was. 3107 02:24:08,280 --> 02:24:09,240 Probably England right now. 3108 02:24:10,020 --> 02:24:10,900 You're gonna need a little 3109 02:24:10,900 --> 02:24:11,680 going away present 3110 02:24:11,680 --> 02:24:12,900 to buy your way out of town. 3111 02:24:12,900 --> 02:24:15,620 Just do the job 3112 02:24:15,620 --> 02:24:18,600 and we'll spit the cash at the depot. 3113 02:24:19,420 --> 02:24:20,240 And you, my son, 3114 02:24:20,640 --> 02:24:22,180 go and play Ronnie Biggs on the Costa. 3115 02:24:23,660 --> 02:24:24,820 If I do this, Charlie, 3116 02:24:25,140 --> 02:24:26,620 I'll get my boy back, yeah? 3117 02:24:27,600 --> 02:24:30,880 And it's a goal for Croatia. 3118 02:24:31,220 --> 02:24:33,060 They step up and strike the penalty 3119 02:24:33,060 --> 02:24:34,500 through with full force. 3120 02:24:35,540 --> 02:24:36,500 You'll get your dues. 3121 02:24:36,500 --> 02:24:49,920 They're trying to fuck me over. 3122 02:24:51,060 --> 02:24:52,100 Who wants me to do the yardage 3123 02:24:52,100 --> 02:24:52,900 for their crap money? 3124 02:24:54,340 --> 02:24:55,500 Japan step up 3125 02:24:55,500 --> 02:24:57,340 and they've missed their second penalty. 3126 02:24:58,180 --> 02:24:59,020 I have to say, 3127 02:24:59,140 --> 02:25:01,220 the penalties are weak. 3128 02:25:01,740 --> 02:25:02,660 Very weak. 3129 02:25:03,540 --> 02:25:04,220 Shite penalties. 3130 02:25:05,180 --> 02:25:06,480 What's one more suicide machine? 3131 02:25:07,480 --> 02:25:08,820 Unbelievably shit penalties 3132 02:25:08,820 --> 02:25:09,700 from the Japanese. 3133 02:25:10,700 --> 02:25:11,700 And dishonor. 3134 02:25:12,400 --> 02:25:14,320 Can you imagine the shame and dishonor 3135 02:25:14,320 --> 02:25:16,540 that these Japanese fellas 3136 02:25:16,540 --> 02:25:17,260 are gonna feel 3137 02:25:17,260 --> 02:25:19,680 going home tonight 3138 02:25:19,680 --> 02:25:21,660 on the plane back 3139 02:25:21,660 --> 02:25:22,700 to fucking Tokyo? 3140 02:25:23,640 --> 02:25:25,100 It's gonna be a damn shame 3141 02:25:25,100 --> 02:25:25,940 once they land. 3142 02:25:27,380 --> 02:25:28,300 These cutscenes 3143 02:25:28,300 --> 02:25:29,540 are something else in this game 3144 02:25:29,540 --> 02:25:31,900 as we enter a Saab motor, 3145 02:25:32,480 --> 02:25:34,620 head towards Charlie Jolson's gaff, 3146 02:25:35,120 --> 02:25:37,960 and the second Croatian penalty, 3147 02:25:38,640 --> 02:25:39,740 straight down the middle, 3148 02:25:40,460 --> 02:25:42,260 has gone into the back 3149 02:25:42,260 --> 02:25:44,080 of the rat trap onion sack. 3150 02:25:44,240 --> 02:25:46,180 We'll go over to Tommy Schlug now. 3151 02:25:46,540 --> 02:25:47,500 Are you there, Tom? 3152 02:25:47,620 --> 02:25:49,280 Can you tell us anything at all? 3153 02:25:49,620 --> 02:25:50,040 La la la. 3154 02:25:51,280 --> 02:25:51,760 Yep. 3155 02:25:52,420 --> 02:25:53,140 We're here. 3156 02:25:53,840 --> 02:25:54,400 And it's 3157 02:25:54,400 --> 02:25:56,760 two goals to the goose 3158 02:25:56,760 --> 02:25:58,740 in favor of Croatia 3159 02:25:58,740 --> 02:26:00,620 as Japan step up 3160 02:26:00,620 --> 02:26:02,100 to take their third penalty. 3161 02:26:02,580 --> 02:26:03,300 The first two 3162 02:26:03,300 --> 02:26:05,180 have been blank balls. 3163 02:26:05,700 --> 02:26:07,420 Both of them saved by the keeper 3164 02:26:07,420 --> 02:26:09,100 because they were soft as shite. 3165 02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:11,280 Whereas the Croatians 3166 02:26:11,280 --> 02:26:12,600 slammed it home. 3167 02:26:13,520 --> 02:26:14,640 And Gonda steps up, 3168 02:26:15,160 --> 02:26:15,960 strikes the ball, 3169 02:26:16,020 --> 02:26:17,300 and it's into the goal. 3170 02:26:18,180 --> 02:26:19,000 I beg your pardon, 3171 02:26:19,240 --> 02:26:20,460 Asano was his name, 3172 02:26:20,560 --> 02:26:21,180 not Gonda. 3173 02:26:21,180 --> 02:26:23,540 Crazy bit of business. 3174 02:26:24,340 --> 02:26:26,120 They've still got Tommy Asso 3175 02:26:26,120 --> 02:26:27,240 to strike the ball. 3176 02:26:27,340 --> 02:26:28,020 He's a big fella. 3177 02:26:28,520 --> 02:26:29,300 They should be putting 3178 02:26:29,300 --> 02:26:30,340 their biggest fellas 3179 02:26:30,340 --> 02:26:31,600 up on the ball, 3180 02:26:31,840 --> 02:26:32,860 but they've gone 3181 02:26:32,860 --> 02:26:34,000 with their littlest fellas. 3182 02:26:34,780 --> 02:26:35,900 Takumi Minamino, 3183 02:26:36,420 --> 02:26:37,900 and then another lad as well. 3184 02:26:38,580 --> 02:26:39,440 And bag of boxes 3185 02:26:39,440 --> 02:26:41,020 saying clearly not at the game. 3186 02:26:41,500 --> 02:26:42,800 You wouldn't know it 3187 02:26:42,800 --> 02:26:43,800 if you ever had it 3188 02:26:43,800 --> 02:26:44,540 in front of you. 3189 02:26:45,140 --> 02:26:46,960 This is truth. 3190 02:26:47,460 --> 02:26:48,680 And I only speak that. 3191 02:26:49,080 --> 02:26:49,940 That's the only language 3192 02:26:49,940 --> 02:26:51,180 I can speak is truth. 3193 02:26:51,800 --> 02:26:52,840 And here it is. 3194 02:26:53,700 --> 02:26:54,100 Croatia 3195 02:26:54,100 --> 02:26:55,760 to step it up again. 3196 02:26:56,420 --> 02:26:57,640 And they've hit the post. 3197 02:26:58,300 --> 02:26:59,180 A leisurely, 3198 02:26:59,260 --> 02:27:00,800 casually taken penalty, 3199 02:27:01,020 --> 02:27:01,940 strolled up to it, 3200 02:27:02,300 --> 02:27:03,560 as if he was going up 3201 02:27:03,560 --> 02:27:04,360 to talk to a lady 3202 02:27:04,360 --> 02:27:05,080 in a nightclub. 3203 02:27:05,520 --> 02:27:06,840 Very cool cam 3204 02:27:06,840 --> 02:27:07,340 and collected. 3205 02:27:08,020 --> 02:27:09,300 And it was a kind 3206 02:27:09,300 --> 02:27:10,160 of a no-look. 3207 02:27:10,940 --> 02:27:12,080 He hit it 3208 02:27:12,080 --> 02:27:13,400 without looking at it, 3209 02:27:13,500 --> 02:27:14,340 trying to be cool 3210 02:27:14,340 --> 02:27:14,940 and sophisticated. 3211 02:27:15,620 --> 02:27:16,480 He hit the post. 3212 02:27:16,940 --> 02:27:18,160 And Japan are back in 3213 02:27:18,160 --> 02:27:18,700 with a shout. 3214 02:27:21,520 --> 02:27:24,400 And it's Mayo Yoshida 3215 02:27:24,400 --> 02:27:25,720 who steps up now 3216 02:27:25,720 --> 02:27:27,560 for the Japanese men 3217 02:27:27,560 --> 02:27:28,640 who represent 3218 02:27:28,640 --> 02:27:30,760 the nation of Japan, Tom. 3219 02:27:32,740 --> 02:27:33,820 And it's saved. 3220 02:27:35,440 --> 02:27:36,880 And Croatia have saved 3221 02:27:36,880 --> 02:27:38,540 three of their four, 3222 02:27:38,780 --> 02:27:40,400 of the four Japanese penalties. 3223 02:27:42,400 --> 02:27:43,740 And I believe 3224 02:27:43,740 --> 02:27:45,260 that if Croatia score 3225 02:27:45,260 --> 02:27:45,880 the next goal, 3226 02:27:45,940 --> 02:27:46,280 they're through. 3227 02:27:46,720 --> 02:27:47,680 It could be through. 3228 02:27:50,240 --> 02:27:51,580 What's going on there, Tom? 3229 02:27:51,620 --> 02:27:52,740 It sounded like you're... 3230 02:27:52,740 --> 02:27:54,840 The noise and ambience 3231 02:27:54,840 --> 02:27:55,760 stopped in the background 3232 02:27:55,760 --> 02:27:56,320 for a moment. 3233 02:27:56,580 --> 02:27:57,660 Almost as if it was 3234 02:27:57,660 --> 02:27:58,700 playing through a stream 3235 02:27:58,700 --> 02:27:59,280 and you weren't 3236 02:27:59,280 --> 02:28:00,260 actually in Qatar. 3237 02:28:02,020 --> 02:28:03,620 It's a damn shame 3238 02:28:03,620 --> 02:28:05,140 that this keeps happening, 3239 02:28:05,300 --> 02:28:06,420 but I gotta tell you something. 3240 02:28:06,900 --> 02:28:07,880 It's not the way 3241 02:28:07,880 --> 02:28:09,060 that you think it is. 3242 02:28:09,060 --> 02:28:10,080 As Croatia, 3243 02:28:10,620 --> 02:28:11,980 step up right now 3244 02:28:11,980 --> 02:28:14,360 to dispatch Japan 3245 02:28:14,360 --> 02:28:15,700 back home 3246 02:28:15,700 --> 02:28:16,600 on the flight, 3247 02:28:16,700 --> 02:28:17,220 first flight, 3248 02:28:17,300 --> 02:28:18,240 a jumbo jet 3249 02:28:18,240 --> 02:28:19,000 out to 3250 02:28:19,000 --> 02:28:20,460 Tokyo.com. 3251 02:28:20,780 --> 02:28:21,560 And he steps up, 3252 02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:22,200 he strikes it, 3253 02:28:22,420 --> 02:28:23,220 and it's in. 3254 02:28:23,680 --> 02:28:24,420 It's Croatia 3255 02:28:24,420 --> 02:28:25,740 who take this 3256 02:28:25,740 --> 02:28:27,460 last round of 16 match 3257 02:28:27,460 --> 02:28:29,020 and take the win 3258 02:28:29,020 --> 02:28:30,280 and go forward 3259 02:28:30,280 --> 02:28:31,380 full flight 3260 02:28:31,380 --> 02:28:32,380 to face 3261 02:28:32,380 --> 02:28:33,340 either Brazil 3262 02:28:33,340 --> 02:28:34,380 or South Korea 3263 02:28:34,380 --> 02:28:36,180 in the quarterfinal 3264 02:28:36,180 --> 02:28:37,600 at pace. 3265 02:28:38,400 --> 02:28:39,380 For Japan, 3266 02:28:39,780 --> 02:28:40,740 it's all over. 3267 02:28:41,140 --> 02:28:42,160 It's sayonara. 3268 02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:44,840 The land of the rising sun, 3269 02:28:45,180 --> 02:28:45,760 I tell you, 3270 02:28:46,240 --> 02:28:47,020 it's the land 3271 02:28:47,020 --> 02:28:48,120 of the setting sun 3272 02:28:48,120 --> 02:28:48,640 tonight 3273 02:28:48,640 --> 02:28:50,220 because the dreams 3274 02:28:50,220 --> 02:28:51,480 and creams 3275 02:28:51,480 --> 02:28:52,620 of many, 3276 02:28:52,820 --> 02:28:54,860 many Japanese creamers 3277 02:28:54,860 --> 02:28:56,120 has just come 3278 02:28:56,120 --> 02:28:57,420 to a fully-fledged 3279 02:28:57,420 --> 02:28:58,700 Finnish-cation. 3280 02:28:59,860 --> 02:29:00,920 Finnish-cation 3281 02:29:00,920 --> 02:29:01,920 isn't even war, 3282 02:29:02,020 --> 02:29:03,120 it's not a war, Tom. 3283 02:29:04,120 --> 02:29:05,340 It is tonight. 3284 02:29:05,760 --> 02:29:06,760 It is tonight. 3285 02:29:06,760 --> 02:29:08,220 As the tears 3286 02:29:08,220 --> 02:29:09,700 of the Japanese players 3287 02:29:09,700 --> 02:29:10,800 hits the ground, 3288 02:29:11,480 --> 02:29:13,900 saturated 3G pitch, 3289 02:29:14,540 --> 02:29:16,280 saturated with salty tears, 3290 02:29:16,700 --> 02:29:17,500 they're going to need 3291 02:29:17,500 --> 02:29:19,060 irrigation specialists 3292 02:29:19,060 --> 02:29:20,400 tonight on the pitch 3293 02:29:20,400 --> 02:29:21,740 out here in Qatar 3294 02:29:21,740 --> 02:29:23,540 because it's sadden. 3295 02:29:23,960 --> 02:29:25,220 It's sadden turf. 3296 02:29:25,740 --> 02:29:26,920 It's sumptuous. 3297 02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:27,820 It's wet. 3298 02:29:28,360 --> 02:29:29,180 It's wild. 3299 02:29:29,800 --> 02:29:30,360 It's Qatar. 3300 02:29:31,100 --> 02:29:32,080 And it's Croatia 3301 02:29:32,080 --> 02:29:33,240 who have reached 3302 02:29:33,240 --> 02:29:34,900 another quarterfinal. 3303 02:29:35,460 --> 02:29:36,500 They got to the final 3304 02:29:36,500 --> 02:29:37,500 in the last World Cup 3305 02:29:37,500 --> 02:29:38,660 and now they're only 3306 02:29:38,660 --> 02:29:39,480 a couple of games 3307 02:29:39,480 --> 02:29:41,220 away from replicating it again. 3308 02:29:41,860 --> 02:29:43,220 who will they face? 3309 02:29:43,220 --> 02:29:44,620 Find out tonight 3310 02:29:44,620 --> 02:29:46,400 when Brazil face off 3311 02:29:46,400 --> 02:29:47,760 against South Korea 3312 02:29:47,760 --> 02:29:50,420 with Young Ming Song 3313 02:29:50,420 --> 02:29:53,040 and a few other lads 3314 02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:55,300 who all have the same name. 3315 02:29:56,000 --> 02:29:56,700 And then you've got 3316 02:29:56,700 --> 02:29:57,980 the tricky Brazilians. 3317 02:29:58,980 --> 02:29:59,640 Rafinha, 3318 02:30:01,120 --> 02:30:02,540 Nimao, 3319 02:30:02,900 --> 02:30:05,380 and bloody all the rest of them. 3320 02:30:06,260 --> 02:30:07,440 They're going to be out tonight 3321 02:30:07,440 --> 02:30:08,760 fully fledged, 3322 02:30:09,060 --> 02:30:09,740 fully forcing. 3323 02:30:10,200 --> 02:30:11,420 It's going to be a beautiful, 3324 02:30:11,580 --> 02:30:12,360 beautiful game. 3325 02:30:13,120 --> 02:30:13,740 But tonight, 3326 02:30:14,120 --> 02:30:14,880 and right now, 3327 02:30:15,440 --> 02:30:16,600 it's the Japanese 3328 02:30:16,600 --> 02:30:18,200 who are going home 3329 02:30:18,200 --> 02:30:18,940 on a plane. 3330 02:30:19,900 --> 02:30:21,580 A giant jumbo jet 3331 02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:23,940 is ready on the tarmac. 3332 02:30:24,740 --> 02:30:25,920 The staircase has been 3333 02:30:25,920 --> 02:30:27,860 fucking ascended, 3334 02:30:27,960 --> 02:30:29,160 has ascended to the ground. 3335 02:30:29,980 --> 02:30:31,620 And the Japanese 3336 02:30:31,620 --> 02:30:33,080 go home in shame. 3337 02:30:34,040 --> 02:30:35,200 They will be castigated. 3338 02:30:35,880 --> 02:30:37,460 They will be lampooned 3339 02:30:37,460 --> 02:30:38,200 in the media. 3340 02:30:39,200 --> 02:30:40,680 But they can go home 3341 02:30:40,680 --> 02:30:41,380 from Qatar 3342 02:30:41,380 --> 02:30:42,680 with their heads held high. 3343 02:30:43,260 --> 02:30:45,800 They did the best 3344 02:30:45,800 --> 02:30:46,640 they could do. 3345 02:30:47,180 --> 02:30:48,380 And now they're gone. 3346 02:30:49,520 --> 02:30:50,460 Are you okay there, Tom? 3347 02:30:50,820 --> 02:30:51,920 I am indeed. 3348 02:30:52,120 --> 02:30:52,880 I tell you something, 3349 02:30:53,520 --> 02:30:55,300 it's an absolute shame 3350 02:30:55,300 --> 02:30:56,600 and it's a travish day 3351 02:30:56,600 --> 02:30:58,820 that these Japanese boys 3352 02:30:58,820 --> 02:31:00,420 are going home to nothing. 3353 02:31:01,020 --> 02:31:02,060 A cold, 3354 02:31:02,200 --> 02:31:03,600 cold dish of sushi 3355 02:31:03,600 --> 02:31:05,020 when they get home tonight. 3356 02:31:05,680 --> 02:31:06,900 And it's going to be 3357 02:31:06,900 --> 02:31:07,960 a dream come through 3358 02:31:07,960 --> 02:31:09,040 for the Croatians 3359 02:31:09,040 --> 02:31:10,520 who yet again 3360 02:31:10,520 --> 02:31:12,760 live to fight another day. 3361 02:31:14,740 --> 02:31:15,900 Thanks very much 3362 02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:17,180 for that incredible 3363 02:31:17,180 --> 02:31:20,600 incendiary analysis there. 3364 02:31:20,800 --> 02:31:22,040 I'm main approver of stuff. 3365 02:31:22,140 --> 02:31:23,000 Thank you very much. 3366 02:31:23,000 --> 02:31:24,800 for your kind-hearted 3367 02:31:24,800 --> 02:31:25,600 and generous 3368 02:31:25,600 --> 02:31:27,380 tip-rip-a-runus. 3369 02:31:27,440 --> 02:31:27,860 Right now, 3370 02:31:27,940 --> 02:31:28,800 we've got a mission 3371 02:31:28,800 --> 02:31:30,080 to play. 3372 02:31:30,220 --> 02:31:30,760 We need to get 3373 02:31:30,760 --> 02:31:32,240 to Charlie Jolson's house 3374 02:31:32,240 --> 02:31:33,220 where this bird 3375 02:31:33,220 --> 02:31:35,520 who is posing 3376 02:31:35,520 --> 02:31:36,580 as another bird 3377 02:31:36,580 --> 02:31:39,200 is going to 3378 02:31:39,200 --> 02:31:41,220 kill Charlie Jolson. 3379 02:31:41,360 --> 02:31:43,260 It's just a bait-and-switch, 3380 02:31:43,380 --> 02:31:44,140 the likes of which 3381 02:31:44,140 --> 02:31:45,620 we've never seen before. 3382 02:31:46,620 --> 02:31:47,540 where this, 3383 02:31:47,960 --> 02:31:49,020 we were meant to transport 3384 02:31:49,020 --> 02:31:50,900 a bird from the toucher 3385 02:31:50,900 --> 02:31:53,160 over to Jolson's. 3386 02:31:53,680 --> 02:31:54,680 But once we got 3387 02:31:54,680 --> 02:31:55,500 into the toucher, 3388 02:31:55,620 --> 02:31:57,000 she'd been slotted. 3389 02:31:57,600 --> 02:31:58,220 So then, 3390 02:31:58,600 --> 02:31:59,440 this other bird 3391 02:31:59,440 --> 02:32:01,000 put on the fucking skirt 3392 02:32:01,000 --> 02:32:01,880 and the cowboy hat 3393 02:32:01,880 --> 02:32:03,060 and now we're going to 3394 02:32:03,060 --> 02:32:03,980 head up to Mayfair 3395 02:32:03,980 --> 02:32:05,260 and see what happens there. 3396 02:32:08,780 --> 02:32:09,280 Okay, 3397 02:32:09,280 --> 02:32:10,840 we can just turn down 3398 02:32:10,840 --> 02:32:11,720 the volume there 3399 02:32:11,720 --> 02:32:12,460 for a moment 3400 02:32:12,460 --> 02:32:13,900 as things are about 3401 02:32:13,900 --> 02:32:14,560 to probably get 3402 02:32:14,560 --> 02:32:15,900 a little bit Bob Hoskins 3403 02:32:15,900 --> 02:32:17,540 as we attempt 3404 02:32:17,540 --> 02:32:18,920 the unattemptable. 3405 02:32:19,760 --> 02:32:20,540 We're in Soho, 3406 02:32:20,660 --> 02:32:21,860 we have to make our way 3407 02:32:21,860 --> 02:32:22,840 to Mayfair. 3408 02:32:23,640 --> 02:32:24,240 So, 3409 02:32:24,520 --> 02:32:24,880 maybe, 3410 02:32:25,200 --> 02:32:27,220 if my memory is correct, 3411 02:32:27,400 --> 02:32:28,640 we can get onto 3412 02:32:28,640 --> 02:32:29,580 Oxford Street 3413 02:32:29,580 --> 02:32:32,040 and bomb it down 3414 02:32:32,040 --> 02:32:33,060 Oxford Street 3415 02:32:33,060 --> 02:32:35,400 at pace 3416 02:32:35,400 --> 02:32:38,180 and turn off then. 3417 02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:41,640 When you get to the Ritz, 3418 02:32:42,560 --> 02:32:43,200 hang a right 3419 02:32:43,200 --> 02:32:44,540 into Mayfair. 3420 02:32:45,840 --> 02:32:46,860 I'm talking 3421 02:32:46,860 --> 02:32:47,940 out of my arse here, 3422 02:32:47,980 --> 02:32:48,800 I don't actually know, 3423 02:32:48,860 --> 02:32:49,520 but I had a look 3424 02:32:49,520 --> 02:32:50,020 at the map, 3425 02:32:50,880 --> 02:32:51,980 the getaway map 3426 02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:52,620 of London 3427 02:32:52,620 --> 02:32:53,480 before I played 3428 02:32:53,480 --> 02:32:54,120 and it said 3429 02:32:54,120 --> 02:32:54,980 that it's roughly 3430 02:32:54,980 --> 02:32:57,640 west of Soho. 3431 02:32:59,060 --> 02:33:00,960 But I am bamboozled 3432 02:33:00,960 --> 02:33:02,240 and confused here 3433 02:33:02,240 --> 02:33:03,740 because the fucking 3434 02:33:03,740 --> 02:33:04,840 indicator 3435 02:33:04,840 --> 02:33:05,860 is telling me 3436 02:33:05,860 --> 02:33:06,500 to go right 3437 02:33:06,500 --> 02:33:07,260 then it's telling me 3438 02:33:07,260 --> 02:33:07,820 to go left 3439 02:33:07,820 --> 02:33:08,540 and there's a bus. 3440 02:33:09,280 --> 02:33:11,020 This is football 2003, 3441 02:33:11,260 --> 02:33:11,420 look, 3442 02:33:11,480 --> 02:33:12,200 has been advertised 3443 02:33:12,200 --> 02:33:12,920 on the bloody 3444 02:33:12,920 --> 02:33:14,820 buses there. 3445 02:33:15,040 --> 02:33:15,680 We need to move. 3446 02:33:15,760 --> 02:33:16,640 This is Oxford Street, 3447 02:33:16,740 --> 02:33:17,100 I think. 3448 02:33:21,320 --> 02:33:22,060 Or is it? 3449 02:33:22,060 --> 02:33:24,420 I'm not fucking sure 3450 02:33:24,420 --> 02:33:24,740 at all. 3451 02:33:24,840 --> 02:33:25,060 Actually, 3452 02:33:25,140 --> 02:33:25,840 we're heading towards 3453 02:33:25,840 --> 02:33:26,960 Piccadilly Circus here. 3454 02:33:27,020 --> 02:33:27,920 This is the wrong way 3455 02:33:27,920 --> 02:33:28,360 entirely. 3456 02:33:28,820 --> 02:33:29,660 We need to turn around. 3457 02:33:34,700 --> 02:33:35,100 Insane. 3458 02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:40,400 Okay, so this, 3459 02:33:40,500 --> 02:33:40,920 yeah, we're going 3460 02:33:40,920 --> 02:33:41,600 the right way now. 3461 02:33:43,000 --> 02:33:43,960 It's Victoria, 3462 02:33:44,200 --> 02:33:44,440 is it? 3463 02:33:44,460 --> 02:33:45,180 It's not Oxford. 3464 02:33:45,320 --> 02:33:46,220 I think I got it 3465 02:33:46,220 --> 02:33:46,980 completely wrong. 3466 02:33:47,100 --> 02:33:47,300 I thought, 3467 02:33:47,600 --> 02:33:48,340 if that was a, 3468 02:33:48,340 --> 02:33:49,660 if that was a lap dancing 3469 02:33:49,660 --> 02:33:50,520 club that we were in 3470 02:33:50,520 --> 02:33:51,160 in Soho, 3471 02:33:51,380 --> 02:33:53,120 how have we ended up here? 3472 02:33:56,120 --> 02:33:57,460 Not fucking sure at all, 3473 02:33:57,460 --> 02:33:58,120 but I know, 3474 02:33:58,460 --> 02:33:59,360 I think, 3475 02:33:59,980 --> 02:34:02,160 if there are any London heads 3476 02:34:02,160 --> 02:34:02,660 in the chat, 3477 02:34:02,740 --> 02:34:03,760 am I heading towards 3478 02:34:03,760 --> 02:34:04,620 Mayfair here? 3479 02:34:04,720 --> 02:34:05,640 Am I going the right way? 3480 02:34:10,760 --> 02:34:11,560 It's telling me 3481 02:34:11,560 --> 02:34:12,740 I need to turn left anyway, 3482 02:34:12,860 --> 02:34:12,960 so. 3483 02:34:16,060 --> 02:34:17,100 There's a sale on 3484 02:34:17,100 --> 02:34:17,780 in one of the shops 3485 02:34:17,780 --> 02:34:17,900 there, 3486 02:34:17,960 --> 02:34:18,900 50% off, 3487 02:34:18,940 --> 02:34:19,320 looks good. 3488 02:34:22,320 --> 02:34:23,120 Oh, we're getting 3489 02:34:23,120 --> 02:34:23,540 fucking 3490 02:34:23,540 --> 02:34:25,140 drive-by'd 3491 02:34:25,140 --> 02:34:26,280 by an AK crew. 3492 02:34:29,220 --> 02:34:30,240 And the radiator 3493 02:34:30,240 --> 02:34:31,100 is going to be blown 3494 02:34:31,100 --> 02:34:32,060 in a second on this, 3495 02:34:32,160 --> 02:34:32,320 yoke, 3496 02:34:32,360 --> 02:34:32,880 we're going to have to 3497 02:34:32,880 --> 02:34:33,280 get out, 3498 02:34:33,760 --> 02:34:34,500 hopefully not in a 3499 02:34:34,500 --> 02:34:35,240 ball of flames. 3500 02:34:35,860 --> 02:34:36,960 If we press F1, 3501 02:34:37,020 --> 02:34:37,360 we can 3502 02:34:37,360 --> 02:34:39,000 save that game. 3503 02:34:41,880 --> 02:34:42,880 Saving that state. 3504 02:34:43,400 --> 02:34:44,320 Main approver of stuff, 3505 02:34:44,380 --> 02:34:45,400 thank you very much there. 3506 02:34:45,500 --> 02:34:46,120 What are the chances 3507 02:34:46,120 --> 02:34:47,100 of Wenschluggerino 3508 02:34:47,100 --> 02:34:47,940 scoring against 3509 02:34:47,940 --> 02:34:49,320 Blue Gin Sun? 3510 02:34:49,720 --> 02:34:50,600 The game is over, 3511 02:34:50,800 --> 02:34:50,980 main. 3512 02:34:50,980 --> 02:34:51,740 Thank you very much 3513 02:34:51,740 --> 02:34:52,140 for the tip. 3514 02:34:52,140 --> 02:34:52,940 You also say, 3515 02:34:53,020 --> 02:34:53,240 Tommy, 3516 02:34:53,720 --> 02:34:54,700 when can we expect 3517 02:34:54,700 --> 02:34:55,440 the release of 3518 02:34:55,440 --> 02:34:56,460 Grand Theft Bendy? 3519 02:34:57,040 --> 02:34:57,840 Castletown Vice, 3520 02:34:57,940 --> 02:34:58,220 Tommy, 3521 02:34:58,280 --> 02:34:58,620 are there? 3522 02:35:00,960 --> 02:35:01,960 Sometime soon. 3523 02:35:02,340 --> 02:35:03,220 The game is in 3524 02:35:03,220 --> 02:35:04,000 development at the 3525 02:35:04,000 --> 02:35:04,300 moment. 3526 02:35:04,440 --> 02:35:05,100 We've sent the 3527 02:35:05,100 --> 02:35:08,180 initial markup 3528 02:35:08,180 --> 02:35:09,320 over to Japan. 3529 02:35:09,440 --> 02:35:09,860 We're actually 3530 02:35:09,860 --> 02:35:10,740 sending that through 3531 02:35:10,740 --> 02:35:12,120 the Japanese ringer 3532 02:35:12,120 --> 02:35:13,080 and they're going to 3533 02:35:13,080 --> 02:35:13,860 see if they can give 3534 02:35:13,860 --> 02:35:14,900 us a ring sting back 3535 02:35:14,900 --> 02:35:16,240 any time, 3536 02:35:16,360 --> 02:35:17,160 any day now. 3537 02:35:18,300 --> 02:35:19,680 Colchon NFTs 3538 02:35:19,680 --> 02:35:20,680 are going to be 3539 02:35:20,680 --> 02:35:21,780 available soon enough. 3540 02:35:21,780 --> 02:35:22,800 getting into the 3541 02:35:22,800 --> 02:35:23,400 market there. 3542 02:35:23,760 --> 02:35:24,380 Tommy coin, 3543 02:35:25,440 --> 02:35:26,020 mark two, 3544 02:35:26,160 --> 02:35:27,500 Tommy coin 2.0 3545 02:35:27,500 --> 02:35:29,400 and Colchon NFT 3546 02:35:29,400 --> 02:35:30,320 is about to drop 3547 02:35:30,320 --> 02:35:30,840 soon enough. 3548 02:35:31,580 --> 02:35:32,100 And you have a 3549 02:35:32,100 --> 02:35:32,720 bot in the chat 3550 02:35:32,720 --> 02:35:32,920 there, 3551 02:35:32,960 --> 02:35:33,220 Francis. 3552 02:35:34,000 --> 02:35:34,780 It's a damn 3553 02:35:34,780 --> 02:35:35,640 shame that we've 3554 02:35:35,640 --> 02:35:36,620 got another bot 3555 02:35:36,620 --> 02:35:37,280 in the chat. 3556 02:35:37,640 --> 02:35:39,000 69.com. 3557 02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:39,680 Let's have a look. 3558 02:35:40,780 --> 02:35:42,500 It's 84% of you 3559 02:35:42,500 --> 02:35:43,380 have already found 3560 02:35:43,380 --> 02:35:44,120 love with us, 3561 02:35:44,220 --> 02:35:44,600 they say. 3562 02:35:45,020 --> 02:35:45,880 Crazy bit of business. 3563 02:35:45,980 --> 02:35:46,620 I'd hate to be. 3564 02:35:48,000 --> 02:35:49,880 If you found love, 3565 02:35:50,020 --> 02:35:50,640 fair play to you, 3566 02:35:50,700 --> 02:35:51,200 but I mean, 3567 02:35:51,240 --> 02:35:51,820 I'd hate to be 3568 02:35:51,820 --> 02:35:52,440 finding love 3569 02:35:52,440 --> 02:35:54,120 through 69.com. 3570 02:35:54,900 --> 02:35:55,820 69mega.com, 3571 02:35:55,860 --> 02:35:56,060 sorry. 3572 02:35:56,520 --> 02:35:57,140 Sounds like a 3573 02:35:57,140 --> 02:35:57,960 fucking bad, 3574 02:35:58,080 --> 02:35:58,740 bad act. 3575 02:35:59,400 --> 02:36:00,280 We get out the car 3576 02:36:00,280 --> 02:36:00,540 here, 3577 02:36:00,540 --> 02:36:03,040 and the bird is not 3578 02:36:03,040 --> 02:36:03,660 dressed for the 3579 02:36:03,660 --> 02:36:04,040 occasion. 3580 02:36:04,880 --> 02:36:05,700 These coppers are 3581 02:36:05,700 --> 02:36:06,240 going to try and 3582 02:36:06,240 --> 02:36:07,120 fucking slag us. 3583 02:36:07,720 --> 02:36:08,620 what we need to do 3584 02:36:08,620 --> 02:36:09,960 is... 3585 02:36:09,960 --> 02:36:11,180 The bird is 3586 02:36:11,180 --> 02:36:11,800 shooting us now. 3587 02:36:12,580 --> 02:36:13,220 That's a Bobby 3588 02:36:13,220 --> 02:36:13,840 that was on the 3589 02:36:13,840 --> 02:36:14,120 beat. 3590 02:36:14,700 --> 02:36:15,480 Turns out he's not 3591 02:36:15,480 --> 02:36:15,980 going to be beating 3592 02:36:15,980 --> 02:36:16,680 much anymore. 3593 02:36:18,080 --> 02:36:18,900 He'll be beating 3594 02:36:18,900 --> 02:36:20,040 himself after that. 3595 02:36:21,100 --> 02:36:21,800 In hell. 3596 02:36:22,360 --> 02:36:23,000 Hopefully the bird 3597 02:36:23,000 --> 02:36:23,720 gets into the car. 3598 02:36:23,820 --> 02:36:24,920 Get into the car. 3599 02:36:25,040 --> 02:36:25,700 We are dressed. 3600 02:36:25,780 --> 02:36:26,380 You're not dressed 3601 02:36:26,380 --> 02:36:27,220 for this at all. 3602 02:36:28,460 --> 02:36:28,940 She should be 3603 02:36:28,940 --> 02:36:29,860 wearing tack gear. 3604 02:36:31,200 --> 02:36:32,420 Not tacky gear. 3605 02:36:32,420 --> 02:36:32,420 Get back here. 3606 02:36:32,420 --> 02:36:34,420 Get back here. 3607 02:36:34,420 --> 02:36:38,820 Lovely stuff. 3608 02:36:40,180 --> 02:36:41,200 She had a tactical 3609 02:36:41,200 --> 02:36:41,980 skirt on. 3610 02:36:44,840 --> 02:36:45,980 And now I think 3611 02:36:45,980 --> 02:36:46,780 the fucking front 3612 02:36:46,780 --> 02:36:47,440 tire of this 3613 02:36:47,440 --> 02:36:48,320 motor is gone 3614 02:36:48,320 --> 02:36:48,940 as well. 3615 02:36:49,880 --> 02:36:50,500 Fuck. 3616 02:36:51,760 --> 02:36:52,320 You can't, 3617 02:36:52,320 --> 02:36:53,400 you can't move 3618 02:36:53,400 --> 02:36:54,420 in this town 3619 02:36:54,420 --> 02:36:55,460 without getting 3620 02:36:55,460 --> 02:36:55,780 done. 3621 02:36:55,780 --> 02:37:07,340 Bastards. 3622 02:37:11,980 --> 02:37:13,020 Which is what I hate. 3623 02:37:13,180 --> 02:37:14,220 I need to show, 3624 02:37:14,340 --> 02:37:14,800 I need to 3625 02:37:14,800 --> 02:37:15,840 put you through 3626 02:37:15,840 --> 02:37:16,620 the pain of this. 3627 02:37:17,980 --> 02:37:18,340 This. 3628 02:37:18,340 --> 02:37:28,360 get that on screen. 3629 02:37:28,480 --> 02:37:29,760 I fucking hate this. 3630 02:37:39,100 --> 02:37:40,200 This is hell now. 3631 02:37:40,280 --> 02:37:41,220 I'm about to show you hell. 3632 02:37:46,900 --> 02:37:48,660 Why don't you just play 3633 02:37:48,660 --> 02:37:50,000 adverts? 3634 02:37:52,400 --> 02:37:54,060 I'd rather watch adverts. 3635 02:37:54,260 --> 02:37:55,220 Why don't you play adverts? 3636 02:37:55,340 --> 02:37:56,160 Why don't you put on 3637 02:37:56,160 --> 02:37:56,920 a different tune? 3638 02:37:57,160 --> 02:37:58,360 It's been the same tune 3639 02:37:58,360 --> 02:38:01,080 for fucking three years. 3640 02:38:01,720 --> 02:38:02,520 It's annoying. 3641 02:38:03,620 --> 02:38:04,800 It's not even cool. 3642 02:38:05,860 --> 02:38:06,620 You need to make 3643 02:38:06,620 --> 02:38:07,340 a new tune. 3644 02:38:08,820 --> 02:38:10,100 We're paying you the money. 3645 02:38:10,840 --> 02:38:11,840 Make a new tune 3646 02:38:11,840 --> 02:38:12,660 for the programs 3647 02:38:12,660 --> 02:38:13,540 or play ads. 3648 02:38:13,720 --> 02:38:15,460 I'd even watch ads. 3649 02:38:15,460 --> 02:38:17,600 Leave. 3650 02:38:17,600 --> 02:38:47,580 Thank you. 3651 02:38:47,580 --> 02:39:17,560 Thank you. 3652 02:39:17,560 --> 02:39:19,560 Thank you. 3653 02:39:19,560 --> 02:39:21,560 Thank you. 3654 02:39:21,560 --> 02:39:25,080 How long does this go on for? 3655 02:39:25,660 --> 02:39:27,200 How long does this go on for? 3656 02:39:27,200 --> 02:39:52,920 Sorry. 3657 02:39:52,920 --> 02:39:55,640 Get that off. 3658 02:39:58,220 --> 02:39:59,460 It's fucking terrible. 3659 02:40:00,660 --> 02:40:02,120 It's the worst. 3660 02:40:04,260 --> 02:40:05,780 It's the worst. 3661 02:40:07,060 --> 02:40:13,780 They couldn't even advertise programs that you could see during the week. 3662 02:40:13,880 --> 02:40:15,840 They have to put that fucking thing on. 3663 02:40:17,140 --> 02:40:21,480 They could even just write programs resume shortly and then show. 3664 02:40:21,480 --> 02:40:25,620 But that would probably get annoying as well if they showed the same program. 3665 02:40:25,780 --> 02:40:27,680 Just cut to RTE news now. 3666 02:40:28,460 --> 02:40:32,420 In the corner and say ad break programs resume shortly. 3667 02:40:34,160 --> 02:40:34,400 Do you know? 3668 02:40:34,500 --> 02:40:36,640 And these KFC adverts as well. 3669 02:40:37,180 --> 02:40:39,600 Lads, get rid of the fucking KFC adverts. 3670 02:40:39,720 --> 02:40:44,400 No one's buying KFC off of Deliveroo or DoorDash or whatever. 3671 02:40:45,200 --> 02:40:49,160 Glovo or fucking Just Eat or whatever it is that you're using. 3672 02:40:49,280 --> 02:40:57,580 No one's buying that on that because I've tried to buy fast food on those apps before where available. 3673 02:40:58,020 --> 02:41:02,280 And you get the burger or whatever and it's just, it's not, it's cold nearly. 3674 02:41:02,800 --> 02:41:03,080 Do you know? 3675 02:41:04,280 --> 02:41:05,100 Ridiculous stuff. 3676 02:41:06,980 --> 02:41:07,660 Really is. 3677 02:41:09,620 --> 02:41:10,680 Right, back to the game. 3678 02:41:10,760 --> 02:41:11,280 Sorry about that. 3679 02:41:11,360 --> 02:41:15,100 It was a bit of a fucking situation there. 3680 02:41:15,220 --> 02:41:22,980 And it just goes to show you how bad that fucking ident is that it puts me in such a mood, a downer buzz. 3681 02:41:24,520 --> 02:41:30,000 But we're on the fucking right route here to get this top bird to Charlie Jolson. 3682 02:41:35,900 --> 02:41:43,640 I'm not sure if we're going the right way, but the indicator seems to suggest that we are. 3683 02:41:44,900 --> 02:41:46,800 And we can take the next left. 3684 02:41:47,620 --> 02:41:49,660 We should be in the right vicinity. 3685 02:41:52,600 --> 02:41:57,000 The thing is, I'm not sure if we're going to Mayfair here. 3686 02:41:57,060 --> 02:42:00,380 Oh yeah, the buildings are beginning to look a little bit more upmarket now. 3687 02:42:00,680 --> 02:42:02,660 I thought we were headed to the Yardies. 3688 02:42:02,820 --> 02:42:05,380 Or maybe we drop her off and then I go to the Yardies. 3689 02:42:05,380 --> 02:42:10,960 Let's just take these clowns out. 3690 02:42:11,820 --> 02:42:13,880 Let's just save this and take these clowns out. 3691 02:42:22,020 --> 02:42:22,820 Clown school. 3692 02:42:22,820 --> 02:42:43,560 Fucking hell, I need to lean big time. 3693 02:42:44,260 --> 02:42:51,860 When's the bird going to get in the car here? 3694 02:42:51,900 --> 02:42:52,660 She needs to get in the car. 3695 02:42:53,960 --> 02:42:54,340 Come on. 3696 02:42:55,620 --> 02:42:56,200 Come on. 3697 02:42:56,200 --> 02:42:56,200 Come on. 3698 02:43:00,200 --> 02:43:10,560 Turn right. 3699 02:43:10,700 --> 02:43:17,820 We're on the right street. 3700 02:43:18,020 --> 02:43:18,880 Just leave me here, Hannah. 3701 02:43:19,260 --> 02:43:20,680 I'm up to play with the Jolson. 3702 02:43:22,680 --> 02:43:25,200 She's gone in to play with the Jolson, she says. 3703 02:43:25,760 --> 02:43:27,220 I'm just going to take off. 3704 02:43:29,700 --> 02:43:32,100 Is everything going on okay here, Tony? 3705 02:43:32,380 --> 02:43:35,100 Is what you're seeing the way it should be? 3706 02:43:37,500 --> 02:43:38,520 Yeah, it looks right. 3707 02:43:38,580 --> 02:43:39,660 That's what you've done there. 3708 02:43:39,700 --> 02:43:40,860 You've dropped the bird off. 3709 02:43:41,660 --> 02:43:45,660 She's going to go inside and do a little dance routine with Jolson. 3710 02:43:46,280 --> 02:43:51,440 She's going to do a bit of pole dancing inside the Mayfair apartment of Jolson's gaff. 3711 02:43:52,640 --> 02:43:55,600 I think it's time for you to fuck off down the Yardies. 3712 02:43:56,560 --> 02:43:58,540 And see if they've got anything for you. 3713 02:44:00,320 --> 02:44:02,220 Maybe take out the filth as well. 3714 02:44:03,040 --> 02:44:04,700 Right now, they're on your ass, son. 3715 02:44:11,460 --> 02:44:13,360 Not actually sure what the story is here. 3716 02:44:19,540 --> 02:44:20,260 Oh, fuck. 3717 02:44:22,040 --> 02:44:23,500 It's so violent, isn't it? 3718 02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:27,920 It's telling me to go left anyway. 3719 02:44:30,000 --> 02:44:30,520 Oh, yeah. 3720 02:44:30,600 --> 02:44:31,660 Nice bit of speed now. 3721 02:44:37,240 --> 02:44:37,640 Lovely. 3722 02:44:39,400 --> 02:44:42,980 I wonder if we can get a bit of fucking tunage just for this. 3723 02:44:44,020 --> 02:44:46,040 A bit of EastEnders tunage while we move. 3724 02:44:46,100 --> 02:44:50,040 Remember, the bill actually used to be the go-to tune for this sort of stuff. 3725 02:44:50,120 --> 02:44:51,700 So we can get that bill theme going. 3726 02:44:52,300 --> 02:44:53,140 That would be great. 3727 02:44:54,140 --> 02:44:55,240 Bill theme tune. 3728 02:44:55,400 --> 02:44:58,420 Maybe an extended version just to really give it socks. 3729 02:44:59,280 --> 02:45:00,180 Full length theme. 3730 02:45:00,260 --> 02:45:00,760 Yeah, that'll do. 3731 02:45:01,280 --> 02:45:02,180 That'll do nicely. 3732 02:45:02,180 --> 02:45:09,140 That's the littlest hobo. 3733 02:45:09,260 --> 02:45:09,860 I don't want that. 3734 02:45:11,340 --> 02:45:12,380 The littlest hobo. 3735 02:45:20,380 --> 02:45:21,700 Get that going on this. 3736 02:45:23,220 --> 02:45:23,980 There we go. 3737 02:45:29,180 --> 02:45:29,580 Yeah. 3738 02:45:29,580 --> 02:45:29,680 Yeah. 3739 02:45:29,680 --> 02:45:34,400 This is just what we wanted now. 3740 02:45:34,960 --> 02:45:39,460 To be able to get inside the car and move at pace towards the destination. 3741 02:45:40,300 --> 02:45:41,860 Destination Yardyville. 3742 02:45:42,760 --> 02:45:44,600 Me business be Yardy business. 3743 02:45:54,840 --> 02:45:56,440 Which is in Brixton now. 3744 02:45:56,540 --> 02:45:58,080 So we need to go from the city centre. 3745 02:46:00,500 --> 02:46:02,400 And we need to cross one of the bridges. 3746 02:46:05,400 --> 02:46:07,000 Up to the safe. 3747 02:46:09,580 --> 02:46:12,100 I think it's up here and then to the right. 3748 02:46:12,980 --> 02:46:14,140 Fucking tough enough driving. 3749 02:46:23,820 --> 02:46:24,780 You're doing well. 3750 02:46:24,780 --> 02:46:27,160 Keep doing what you're doing son. 3751 02:46:28,780 --> 02:46:30,680 Once you get over that bridge. 3752 02:46:31,900 --> 02:46:33,780 You go to the Yardy's. 3753 02:46:35,640 --> 02:46:37,420 It's going to get a little bit tasty. 3754 02:46:39,000 --> 02:46:40,440 So you need to have your winter bath. 3755 02:46:40,540 --> 02:46:40,800 So. 3756 02:46:41,920 --> 02:46:42,860 Make sure you've got. 3757 02:46:43,860 --> 02:46:45,280 A nice piece as well. 3758 02:46:46,220 --> 02:46:51,280 I'm not talking about that bird with the aris that you just dropped off at Jolson's gaff. 3759 02:46:54,280 --> 02:46:57,620 Time was when we used to skip around these streets. 3760 02:46:59,380 --> 02:47:00,840 No it's all just businesses. 3761 02:47:02,000 --> 02:47:03,120 I'll tell you something else. 3762 02:47:04,300 --> 02:47:05,100 This street here. 3763 02:47:05,740 --> 02:47:08,380 Used to be where we used to ply our train. 3764 02:47:10,380 --> 02:47:11,900 Every weekday around 6. 3765 02:47:11,980 --> 02:47:13,120 We'd go out with a cart. 3766 02:47:13,540 --> 02:47:15,020 And sell some cockles and shells. 3767 02:47:16,680 --> 02:47:18,340 It's all just businesses now. 3768 02:47:18,340 --> 02:47:29,620 Fucking hell. 3769 02:47:29,620 --> 02:47:29,620 Fucking hell. 3770 02:47:34,500 --> 02:47:36,480 You need to get a move on Francis. 3771 02:47:37,480 --> 02:47:38,360 You're fucked son. 3772 02:47:41,800 --> 02:47:42,280 Carnage. 3773 02:47:42,980 --> 02:47:44,060 Proper carnages. 3774 02:47:45,060 --> 02:47:46,640 This is just the way it used to be. 3775 02:47:47,280 --> 02:47:48,760 This is the way it used to be. 3776 02:47:48,760 --> 02:47:55,420 Sorry. 3777 02:47:55,540 --> 02:47:56,500 I don't want that fucking. 3778 02:47:56,600 --> 02:47:57,640 Oh the littlest hobo. 3779 02:47:57,760 --> 02:47:58,420 Never watched it. 3780 02:47:58,480 --> 02:47:58,860 Never even. 3781 02:47:58,980 --> 02:48:00,660 It must have been about a dog or something. 3782 02:48:00,740 --> 02:48:01,220 Look at this. 3783 02:48:01,800 --> 02:48:05,800 Show you what video auto played after the bill came on there. 3784 02:48:05,920 --> 02:48:07,060 This littlest hobo. 3785 02:48:08,880 --> 02:48:09,540 Here it is. 3786 02:48:09,620 --> 02:48:09,760 Look. 3787 02:48:10,120 --> 02:48:10,880 Look at the dog. 3788 02:48:10,960 --> 02:48:11,120 Look. 3789 02:48:12,000 --> 02:48:13,380 He's behind the wheel of a car. 3790 02:48:13,500 --> 02:48:13,680 Is he? 3791 02:48:14,680 --> 02:48:15,300 Never seen. 3792 02:48:15,300 --> 02:48:16,640 I've heard of the littlest hobo. 3793 02:48:16,700 --> 02:48:17,500 Never seen it though. 3794 02:48:17,780 --> 02:48:18,460 Looks hilarious. 3795 02:48:18,460 --> 02:48:20,440 A driving dog. 3796 02:48:21,240 --> 02:48:22,020 Would you believe it? 3797 02:48:22,620 --> 02:48:23,320 Could you believe it? 3798 02:48:23,740 --> 02:48:25,660 Let's just get another Cockney Moods on there. 3799 02:48:25,760 --> 02:48:28,460 Just to really get us into the fucking groove here. 3800 02:48:28,820 --> 02:48:29,680 Hello again guys. 3801 02:48:29,760 --> 02:48:31,280 And welcome to the live stream. 3802 02:48:31,940 --> 02:48:33,360 Today is another day. 3803 02:48:33,580 --> 02:48:33,640 That's a lovely start. 3804 02:48:33,640 --> 02:48:35,280 That I had forgot all about as well. 3805 02:48:35,820 --> 02:48:36,640 Let me just see that again. 3806 02:48:36,720 --> 02:48:36,920 Sorry. 3807 02:48:38,540 --> 02:48:40,340 And resize the fucking frame. 3808 02:48:40,420 --> 02:48:41,500 So it fits to the screen. 3809 02:48:42,300 --> 02:48:43,460 Fit to screen. 3810 02:48:44,660 --> 02:48:45,760 Hopefully that works now. 3811 02:48:46,800 --> 02:48:47,900 Hello again guys. 3812 02:48:47,900 --> 02:48:47,920 Hello again guys. 3813 02:48:47,920 --> 02:48:49,480 And welcome to the live stream. 3814 02:48:50,040 --> 02:48:56,020 Today is another day where you get to enhance your reputation and acting prowess. 3815 02:48:56,020 --> 02:49:11,400 In the Cockney department by watching my latest episode of Cockney Moods. 3816 02:49:11,400 --> 02:49:20,520 The acting workshop which aims to give you the best London experience and education that you, that money can't buy. 3817 02:49:20,520 --> 02:49:31,860 And in this situation now Arthur is going to make up for last time by bringing, with Billy, by bringing Billy to the bowling alley. 3818 02:49:37,300 --> 02:49:54,900 Oi, Oi, why are you still awake? Can you hear me? Why are you still awake? Look at me while talking to you son. I'm scared. Why are you still awake? I was having fucking bad dreams, didn't I? 3819 02:49:55,260 --> 02:50:24,380 Get your shoes on son. We're going to the bowling rink. Alley. Bowling an alley, not a rink. Sorry. Get your shoes on son. We're going to the bowling alley. Nice. Fucking brilliant dad. London. This is fucking London. Do you hear me? This is not Australia. It's not fucking home and away like. Just keep it simple. Fucking bowling. Nice. Nailed it. 3820 02:50:24,380 --> 02:50:53,500 Come on then. Your brother would have loved this. What happened to him anyway? I sold him some gypsies. Nah. Where are you? Before we hit the lanes. My treat to you. You can have anything you want off that menu. Half I should. It's just a wall half I. If you don't fucking choose sake off that fucking menu son. You're going to be joining your fucking brother. Ain't Romania. What a lot of what? I like banana yeah? Banana for the boy yeah? 3821 02:50:53,500 --> 02:51:15,300 Don't take all day. Fucking servicing here is taking fucking 20 years. Finally. Didn't realize you had to go out of fucking Ecuador for it. Aye? You're going to apologize to my boy? Aye? You're going to say sorry to my boy? 3822 02:51:15,300 --> 02:51:27,540 Fucking lucky that we welcome you in this country without being armed son. The sooner Farage is in number fucking 10 the better. We won the fucking world war and the world cut for you. Eat your banana. 3823 02:51:28,420 --> 02:51:48,660 The strings are to fucking poor. Get you that banana. You better enjoy it son. I will. I promise. Why ain't you enjoying that banana? Aye? Aye? Why ain't you enjoying that banana? Aye? Aye? Come on. Let's fucking knock a few pins down. It's time to. It's time to knock a few pins down son. 3824 02:51:48,840 --> 02:52:08,760 Really good. Really good. Really good. Really strong. Yeah. There's your pins son. You got to knock them down. You got to knock each and every one of those little geezers down son. Alright? Give it your best shot. 3825 02:52:08,760 --> 02:52:17,680 While you're doing that. I'm going to have a little nap down by the pins. You better not hit me with that fucking bowling ball or your bread bread son. 3826 02:52:17,740 --> 02:52:22,980 I don't want to hit you off. I might hit you. I'm scared. I might hit you off. You better not hit me. You fucking man. 3827 02:52:22,980 --> 02:52:24,980 *Groans* 3828 02:52:45,780 --> 02:52:50,660 Fucking hell! You did it! Yeah! You fucking did it, son! 3829 02:52:50,660 --> 02:52:51,780 Get you! 3830 02:52:52,740 --> 02:52:53,420 Get you! 3831 02:52:54,280 --> 02:52:55,400 Oi, oi! 3832 02:52:56,540 --> 02:52:57,260 Get you! 3833 02:52:57,560 --> 02:52:58,060 Get you! 3834 02:52:58,700 --> 02:52:59,440 Get you! 3835 02:52:59,920 --> 02:53:00,360 Yes! 3836 02:53:07,360 --> 02:53:11,280 That was the Cockney moods there. 3837 02:53:11,500 --> 02:53:13,380 One of the last moods. 3838 02:53:13,720 --> 02:53:16,060 And there's one more of those to come. 3839 02:53:16,060 --> 02:53:18,900 We just need to get this fucking Yardy mission done and dusted. 3840 02:53:19,780 --> 02:53:21,280 And, um... 3841 02:53:21,280 --> 02:53:23,660 Yeah, there's nothing really more to say. 3842 02:53:23,740 --> 02:53:25,320 It did take a bit of a sinister turn. 3843 02:53:25,580 --> 02:53:27,080 Hopefully, uh... 3844 02:53:27,080 --> 02:53:29,540 That didn't, uh, disturb anyone there who was watching. 3845 02:53:30,420 --> 02:53:33,880 But, uh, right now, it's all about getting to the Yardy's Gaff. 3846 02:53:34,680 --> 02:53:37,160 And I think I saved it somewhere along the way. 3847 02:53:38,100 --> 02:53:39,780 So if I can F3 that... 3848 02:53:44,900 --> 02:53:47,020 Just need to shake these cops off. 3849 02:53:48,900 --> 02:53:52,740 Fucking hell. 3850 02:53:55,240 --> 02:53:57,320 I think it's time to do a bit of leanage as well. 3851 02:53:58,000 --> 02:53:59,060 Can you lean on a car? 3852 02:53:59,120 --> 02:53:59,960 I don't think he can. 3853 02:54:05,200 --> 02:54:06,480 I'm over at the wall here. 3854 02:54:06,540 --> 02:54:07,760 He's not doing all right, great stuff. 3855 02:54:08,020 --> 02:54:09,540 And look at how handy she is. 3856 02:54:11,460 --> 02:54:12,700 She's really fucking handy. 3857 02:54:12,700 --> 02:54:24,140 I don't know what's going on there. 3858 02:54:24,180 --> 02:54:25,260 She's got a glitch or something. 3859 02:54:28,380 --> 02:54:29,680 Yeah, it is a bit weird. 3860 02:54:29,780 --> 02:54:30,920 You can't heal in a car. 3861 02:54:31,920 --> 02:54:34,880 Yet you can heal by standing at the side of a fucking road. 3862 02:54:36,820 --> 02:54:37,860 I tell you this, though. 3863 02:54:37,880 --> 02:54:38,520 Once we're in this, 3864 02:54:38,980 --> 02:54:40,340 we are gonna be fucking... 3865 02:54:40,340 --> 02:54:41,760 Right as rain. 3866 02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:42,640 Come on. 3867 02:54:46,640 --> 02:54:46,740 Come on. 3868 02:54:50,640 --> 02:54:51,640 Come on. 3869 02:54:54,760 --> 02:54:55,320 I'm gonna take... 3870 02:54:56,860 --> 02:54:58,320 Measures... 3871 02:54:59,940 --> 02:55:01,320 To, uh... 3872 02:55:01,320 --> 02:55:02,860 Save the fucking game here. 3873 02:55:02,860 --> 02:55:21,860 *BOOM* 3874 02:55:21,860 --> 02:55:23,860 Kara's getting fucking beat up, okay. 3875 02:55:23,860 --> 02:55:28,860 *BOOM* 3876 02:55:28,860 --> 02:55:30,860 Kara's getting a good job. 3877 02:55:30,860 --> 02:55:32,860 Kara's getting a good job. 3878 02:55:32,860 --> 02:55:37,860 *BOOM* 3879 02:55:37,860 --> 02:55:40,860 I must be going the right way, so... 3880 02:55:40,860 --> 02:55:44,860 I'm just gonna temporarily stop to F1 this. 3881 02:55:44,860 --> 02:55:47,860 *BOOM* 3882 02:55:47,860 --> 02:55:51,860 They're not gonna get me with their restart bullshit. 3883 02:55:51,860 --> 02:55:53,860 Making me fucking restart the whole mission. 3884 02:55:53,860 --> 02:55:56,860 That was one of the most crucifying aspects of this game. 3885 02:55:56,860 --> 02:55:58,860 *BOOM* 3886 02:55:58,860 --> 02:55:59,860 Very, very... 3887 02:55:59,860 --> 02:56:04,860 hard to play this game, and you know that you're gonna go right back to the fucking beginning. 3888 02:56:04,860 --> 02:56:05,860 *BOOM* 3889 02:56:05,860 --> 02:56:10,860 I'd nearly reload the state there just so I don't hit that lamppost, but fuck it. 3890 02:56:10,860 --> 02:56:14,860 *BOOM* 3891 02:56:14,860 --> 02:56:16,860 *BOOM* 3892 02:56:16,860 --> 02:56:22,860 But a very, very highly anticipated here now about this, uh, yardy trip. 3893 02:56:22,860 --> 02:56:23,860 *BOOM* 3894 02:56:23,860 --> 02:56:24,860 Really hyped about it. 3895 02:56:24,860 --> 02:56:25,860 *BOOM* 3896 02:56:25,860 --> 02:56:26,860 And it's gonna be great. 3897 02:56:26,860 --> 02:56:35,860 As far as I can remember, you do end up in a kind of a slummy, grimy urban house, crack den. 3898 02:56:35,860 --> 02:56:38,860 And they're cooking up all sorts and they're growing weed. 3899 02:56:38,860 --> 02:56:39,860 *BOOM* 3900 02:56:39,860 --> 02:56:44,860 And they've got fucking, uh, crack cocaine. 3901 02:56:44,860 --> 02:56:46,860 Which they're manufacturing. 3902 02:56:46,860 --> 02:56:49,860 They've got the whole Breaking Bad set up going. 3903 02:56:49,860 --> 02:56:50,860 *BOOM* 3904 02:56:50,860 --> 02:56:51,860 Even though they, they made... 3905 02:56:51,860 --> 02:56:52,860 *BOOM* 3906 02:56:52,860 --> 02:56:53,860 *BOOM* 3907 02:56:53,860 --> 02:56:54,860 *BOOM* 3908 02:56:54,860 --> 02:56:56,880 a little science lab going in this one. 3909 02:56:59,660 --> 02:57:02,180 Of course, now, if you watch the Farage 3910 02:57:02,180 --> 02:57:05,000 or the GB News or whatever, 3911 02:57:05,140 --> 02:57:06,160 they're telling you it's all 3912 02:57:06,160 --> 02:57:10,060 either Vietnamese gangs or 3913 02:57:10,060 --> 02:57:13,160 Albanians. 3914 02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:15,920 It's Albanians now that are running 3915 02:57:15,920 --> 02:57:17,940 the shop over yonder. 3916 02:57:21,980 --> 02:57:23,340 And we haven't... 3917 02:57:23,340 --> 02:57:25,680 Another thing is I wanted to check in with Farage 3918 02:57:25,680 --> 02:57:29,620 because there was a few road shows that he does. 3919 02:57:30,880 --> 02:57:32,840 And I wanted to show you a clip 3920 02:57:32,840 --> 02:57:35,180 where it cuts to the audience of the people 3921 02:57:35,180 --> 02:57:36,220 in these road shows. 3922 02:57:37,120 --> 02:57:40,100 And some of the faces they were making at Farage, 3923 02:57:40,200 --> 02:57:41,340 like there was some real... 3924 02:57:42,340 --> 02:57:44,540 real beautiful faces 3925 02:57:44,540 --> 02:57:46,820 in the mix. 3926 02:57:48,000 --> 02:57:50,780 And Farage is kind of Alan Partridge. 3927 02:57:51,820 --> 02:57:53,700 Esk. 3928 02:57:54,160 --> 02:57:56,240 In the way he talks to his guests. 3929 02:57:56,240 --> 02:58:00,360 And the little talking pints thing that he does as well. 3930 02:58:01,640 --> 02:58:02,160 It's like... 3931 02:58:02,160 --> 02:58:04,980 It wouldn't even be in an Alan Partridge thing. 3932 02:58:05,160 --> 02:58:06,380 It's beyond it. 3933 02:58:07,500 --> 02:58:10,840 And there's another guy on GB News, a Scottish fella. 3934 02:58:11,340 --> 02:58:15,160 GB News is a fucking goldmine of just daft shite. 3935 02:58:16,160 --> 02:58:20,780 I really hope there's going to be an Irish news kind of counterpart. 3936 02:58:20,780 --> 02:58:29,880 A kind of Irish news that goes against the RTE TV3, the establishment media. 3937 02:58:30,320 --> 02:58:37,920 And then provides us with a brand new font, a fountain, a treasure trove of just crap. 3938 02:58:38,780 --> 02:58:42,020 And funny and hilarious televisual moments. 3939 02:58:42,360 --> 02:58:47,600 But it might be a long way off because they do have more money over there, you know, to spend it shite. 3940 02:58:47,700 --> 02:58:49,580 And they do spend it on shite. 3941 02:58:50,200 --> 02:58:57,300 Some of the adverts for Christmas that they have out in the UK are just fucking ridiculous, man. 3942 02:58:57,620 --> 02:58:59,120 Just such... 3943 02:58:59,120 --> 02:59:01,120 Mawkish... 3944 02:59:01,120 --> 02:59:02,120 Clawing... 3945 02:59:03,540 --> 02:59:05,120 Emotional... 3946 02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:06,700 Nostalgic bullshit. 3947 02:59:06,980 --> 02:59:08,120 Just real... 3948 02:59:08,120 --> 02:59:10,960 Real sick shit. 3949 02:59:12,420 --> 02:59:14,080 You know, and it's just all money. 3950 02:59:14,480 --> 02:59:16,280 Making money is at the heart of it all. 3951 02:59:16,340 --> 02:59:17,200 There's no... 3952 02:59:17,200 --> 02:59:19,500 It's not sincere in the slightest, you know? 3953 02:59:20,140 --> 02:59:23,460 And it's always like a Lily Allen version of a song. 3954 02:59:24,800 --> 02:59:28,720 That's like slowed down with a piano and a fucking ukulele or something. 3955 02:59:29,520 --> 02:59:32,220 Like, he set the standard with that song. 3956 02:59:32,420 --> 02:59:35,780 And now every year they've got one of those stupid fucking songs. 3957 02:59:35,920 --> 02:59:40,240 It's a redo of a song that was big ten years ago. 3958 02:59:40,320 --> 02:59:44,280 But they've done it with a slow melodic piano and a fucking... 3959 02:59:44,280 --> 02:59:52,020 And it's always an advert about a fucking puppet that, you know, is ill and needs saving 3960 02:59:52,020 --> 02:59:55,700 and has one last Christmas on the moon with its fucking uncle. 3961 02:59:56,820 --> 02:59:59,700 And Lily Allen's just singing Shite by... 3962 02:59:59,700 --> 03:00:00,920 A song by Keane. 3963 03:00:02,040 --> 03:00:02,920 And, uh... 3964 03:00:02,920 --> 03:00:04,200 Ugh. 3965 03:00:04,380 --> 03:00:06,400 And at the end there's some shit message about it. 3966 03:00:06,500 --> 03:00:08,080 And it's... 3967 03:00:08,080 --> 03:00:09,320 It's terrible. 3968 03:00:09,460 --> 03:00:10,660 But how did I get onto that again? 3969 03:00:10,740 --> 03:00:11,460 Oh yeah, just... 3970 03:00:11,460 --> 03:00:13,920 The amount of money they have to throw at shit... 3971 03:00:14,780 --> 03:00:16,200 Over there. 3972 03:00:17,200 --> 03:00:21,380 You know, I'm kind of hoping for an Irish news channel that goes against the establishment. 3973 03:00:21,380 --> 03:00:27,000 But it's probably a boon to us that we don't have endless amounts of capital. 3974 03:00:27,940 --> 03:00:32,040 Because it would end up being thrown at fucking dystopian programming. 3975 03:00:32,820 --> 03:00:33,260 That, uh... 3976 03:00:33,260 --> 03:00:34,940 The only way, like... 3977 03:00:34,940 --> 03:00:39,600 The only way you can actually get on board with the GB news is to accept it's... 3978 03:00:39,600 --> 03:00:41,680 It's absolutely shite and just laugh at it. 3979 03:00:42,460 --> 03:00:43,020 And, uh... 3980 03:00:43,020 --> 03:00:48,700 There's a guy, a Scottish fella, Neil Oliver, I think his name is, who did the series Coast. 3981 03:00:49,460 --> 03:00:51,660 And he's like a fucking... 3982 03:00:51,660 --> 03:00:56,020 A bohemian, long-haired, kind of, uh... 3983 03:00:56,020 --> 03:00:57,020 Cravat-wearing... 3984 03:00:58,280 --> 03:01:01,160 Soft-spoken but hard opinion man. 3985 03:01:01,760 --> 03:01:07,160 And he lays down the law every day on GB News about, uh... 3986 03:01:07,160 --> 03:01:08,840 Where society's gone wrong. 3987 03:01:09,960 --> 03:01:10,960 And, uh... 3988 03:01:10,960 --> 03:01:12,940 I don't know why he's doing it. 3989 03:01:12,940 --> 03:01:15,860 Because he just used to do history programs, you know. 3990 03:01:17,380 --> 03:01:17,880 That's... 3991 03:01:17,880 --> 03:01:18,900 That's his stable. 3992 03:01:19,200 --> 03:01:21,360 I don't know why he made the move... 3993 03:01:21,360 --> 03:01:23,380 Into fucking polemics every day. 3994 03:01:23,940 --> 03:01:25,620 About what's going on in society. 3995 03:01:27,200 --> 03:01:29,180 He was a Visit Scotland merchant. 3996 03:01:29,560 --> 03:01:30,640 And now he's just... 3997 03:01:30,640 --> 03:01:32,060 Everything's fucked merchant. 3998 03:01:32,400 --> 03:01:33,840 In a Scottish accent. 3999 03:01:34,760 --> 03:01:35,060 Uh... 4000 03:01:35,060 --> 03:01:35,820 But it does... 4001 03:01:35,820 --> 03:01:36,920 It does numbers, man. 4002 03:01:36,940 --> 03:01:38,660 It does fucking sick numbers. 4003 03:01:38,940 --> 03:01:40,060 And, uh... 4004 03:01:40,060 --> 03:01:41,540 Let's just do the number on this. 4005 03:01:41,660 --> 03:01:42,940 The number being F1. 4006 03:01:43,940 --> 03:01:44,880 There we go. 4007 03:01:44,960 --> 03:01:45,620 We can F1. 4008 03:01:45,700 --> 03:01:46,420 That's save what? 4009 03:01:47,360 --> 03:01:47,680 Uh... 4010 03:01:47,680 --> 03:01:48,460 So, I mean... 4011 03:01:48,460 --> 03:01:49,900 It doesn't really matter, does it? 4012 03:01:50,560 --> 03:01:51,560 Uh... 4013 03:01:51,560 --> 03:01:55,600 The interesting thing about GB News is the selection that they have. 4014 03:01:55,620 --> 03:01:57,240 They have a madcap selection. 4015 03:01:57,380 --> 03:01:57,920 It's a real... 4016 03:01:57,920 --> 03:02:00,920 Like, at any time of day, you get a real fucking madcap... 4017 03:02:01,760 --> 03:02:03,800 Scenario going on. 4018 03:02:03,860 --> 03:02:04,920 That you'd be like... 4019 03:02:04,920 --> 03:02:05,460 I thought this... 4020 03:02:05,460 --> 03:02:08,700 Is this TV from fucking 1993 or something? 4021 03:02:08,780 --> 03:02:10,000 Because it's just... 4022 03:02:10,000 --> 03:02:11,320 Really kind of crap. 4023 03:02:12,020 --> 03:02:12,960 And, uh... 4024 03:02:12,960 --> 03:02:14,760 The same adverts on. 4025 03:02:15,060 --> 03:02:15,480 And, uh... 4026 03:02:15,480 --> 03:02:16,060 They had... 4027 03:02:16,060 --> 03:02:19,120 They had fucking What's-Her-Face, who was leader up north. 4028 03:02:20,180 --> 03:02:20,420 Uh... 4029 03:02:20,420 --> 03:02:20,780 Our... 4030 03:02:20,780 --> 03:02:23,620 Arlene Foster has her own fucking show on it. 4031 03:02:24,800 --> 03:02:26,860 But, I mean, it's some setup. 4032 03:02:27,120 --> 03:02:28,280 It's some lineup. 4033 03:02:28,600 --> 03:02:28,880 Do you know? 4034 03:02:29,200 --> 03:02:32,580 It's like a pure unintentional comedy lineup. 4035 03:02:33,360 --> 03:02:34,340 It's great comedy. 4036 03:02:34,340 --> 03:02:37,600 As we found out when we watched that Farage show from Amsterdam. 4037 03:02:39,140 --> 03:02:41,520 Unbelievable technical fuck-ups in it. 4038 03:02:41,660 --> 03:02:42,340 Which was just... 4039 03:02:43,300 --> 03:02:45,140 Beautiful to see. 4040 03:02:45,700 --> 03:02:46,340 Uh... 4041 03:02:46,340 --> 03:02:52,640 So you'd have Arlene Foster on, and then there'd be like a fucking Richard and Judy light. 4042 03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:53,340 They've got... 4043 03:02:54,480 --> 03:02:55,040 Uh... 4044 03:02:55,040 --> 03:02:56,340 Neil Oliver going... 4045 03:02:57,500 --> 03:03:00,920 The way in which society has gone. 4046 03:03:01,280 --> 03:03:04,520 It's not the world that I grew up in. 4047 03:03:04,960 --> 03:03:05,800 Far from it. 4048 03:03:06,300 --> 03:03:10,080 Our paymasters want to turn us into cabbages. 4049 03:03:10,820 --> 03:03:17,120 They'd more than likely sit and inject us full of experimental vaccines every day. 4050 03:03:17,440 --> 03:03:21,340 Instead of actually giving our children a decent education. 4051 03:03:21,340 --> 03:03:28,780 Why is it, Mr. Governor, that you laugh while the children scream at night? 4052 03:03:29,520 --> 03:03:33,260 It's not because you want us to live in a just society. 4053 03:03:33,780 --> 03:03:37,600 It's because you want us to live in a... 4054 03:03:37,600 --> 03:03:42,200 I can't even finish the bullshit sentence, but... 4055 03:03:42,200 --> 03:03:44,360 He goes off on one every day like that. 4056 03:03:44,800 --> 03:03:46,360 And it's insane. 4057 03:03:46,640 --> 03:03:47,920 It's like, how... 4058 03:03:47,920 --> 03:03:51,180 Have you not changed your fucking tune, Oliver, today? 4059 03:03:51,340 --> 03:03:53,780 You were on that buzz yesterday and the day before. 4060 03:03:54,720 --> 03:03:59,480 Have a fucking can of Coke and chill out outside for a bit. 4061 03:03:59,960 --> 03:04:01,640 And come back in after ten minutes. 4062 03:04:02,200 --> 03:04:03,580 I know that you'll be happy. 4063 03:04:04,280 --> 03:04:05,400 But, uh, he doesn't. 4064 03:04:05,480 --> 03:04:05,960 He doesn't. 4065 03:04:06,020 --> 03:04:07,180 He just fucking... 4066 03:04:07,180 --> 03:04:08,840 He lives to give out stink. 4067 03:04:10,540 --> 03:04:10,980 And... 4068 03:04:10,980 --> 03:04:14,220 Arlene Foster, she's kind of more chilled out, but it's like, 4069 03:04:14,520 --> 03:04:16,300 What are you doing on telly, woman? 4070 03:04:16,940 --> 03:04:17,620 And that's not... 4071 03:04:17,620 --> 03:04:18,940 Sorry, that sounds misogynistic. 4072 03:04:19,220 --> 03:04:19,860 I actually... 4073 03:04:19,860 --> 03:04:21,400 She just happens to be a woman. 4074 03:04:21,780 --> 03:04:22,900 But I should have said, 4075 03:04:23,280 --> 03:04:25,600 What are you doing on telly, politician? 4076 03:04:26,100 --> 03:04:27,380 You should be in politics. 4077 03:04:27,540 --> 03:04:30,520 You shouldn't be presenting a fucking show about 4078 03:04:30,520 --> 03:04:33,060 what's going on in the country, 4079 03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:35,060 going, you know, up and down around the country. 4080 03:04:35,060 --> 03:04:38,320 But I think it's just an exercise in representation 4081 03:04:38,320 --> 03:04:41,640 that they're... 4082 03:04:41,640 --> 03:04:43,000 Funnily enough, they're not really... 4083 03:04:43,000 --> 03:04:45,200 They're anti-woke in their stance, 4084 03:04:45,200 --> 03:04:51,780 yet they have a bizarre stable of presenters and contributors. 4085 03:04:52,780 --> 03:04:54,640 That it's... 4086 03:04:54,640 --> 03:04:55,560 I don't know what it is. 4087 03:04:55,720 --> 03:04:57,020 I mean, it's woke, I suppose, 4088 03:04:57,100 --> 03:05:00,160 because they've all colours and creeds going on, 4089 03:05:00,220 --> 03:05:03,940 but they don't really have any quality filter, 4090 03:05:04,080 --> 03:05:07,400 so you get Arlene Foster fucking presenting the news. 4091 03:05:07,960 --> 03:05:08,500 And it's like, 4092 03:05:08,920 --> 03:05:10,960 he should just be doing politics, like, you know, 4093 03:05:11,020 --> 03:05:14,300 and maybe get a newsreader to do the fucking news bits, you know? 4094 03:05:15,660 --> 03:05:17,460 But that said, 4095 03:05:17,600 --> 03:05:21,860 it's a hilarious bit of viewing. 4096 03:05:22,020 --> 03:05:23,180 Any time of day, 4097 03:05:23,320 --> 03:05:26,360 you're more than likely to come across something funny on there. 4098 03:05:26,500 --> 03:05:27,620 And Farage being 4099 03:05:27,620 --> 03:05:32,400 probably the funniest fucking show on telly at times, 4100 03:05:32,660 --> 03:05:32,940 do you know? 4101 03:05:33,160 --> 03:05:35,940 I'm not going to say it's always funny or anything like that, 4102 03:05:36,260 --> 03:05:37,900 because there's a lot of boring shit in it, 4103 03:05:37,960 --> 03:05:40,520 but talking pints, do you know? 4104 03:05:40,520 --> 03:05:41,680 A segment where 4105 03:05:41,680 --> 03:05:44,580 literally just having a pint with someone 4106 03:05:44,580 --> 03:05:46,040 talking shit for ten minutes, 4107 03:05:47,040 --> 03:05:47,520 and, uh, 4108 03:05:47,920 --> 03:05:49,840 just to kind of show off his 4109 03:05:49,840 --> 03:05:53,140 legit Brit credentials, you know? 4110 03:05:53,520 --> 03:05:53,800 Uh, 4111 03:05:54,140 --> 03:05:55,560 it's always a pint of bitter. 4112 03:05:56,500 --> 03:05:57,040 And a, 4113 03:05:57,040 --> 03:05:59,120 and a strong chat, 4114 03:05:59,220 --> 03:06:00,140 where he says, you know, 4115 03:06:00,180 --> 03:06:01,680 we, we might always disagree, 4116 03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:03,500 but we do it in a gentle, 4117 03:06:03,620 --> 03:06:04,400 we do it in a, 4118 03:06:04,400 --> 03:06:06,060 in a civilised fashion. 4119 03:06:06,660 --> 03:06:07,600 I don't know what I'm doing here. 4120 03:06:07,640 --> 03:06:08,620 I need to fucking save the game. 4121 03:06:08,620 --> 03:06:10,880 I'm going to get whacked by a fucking Yardie in a minute. 4122 03:06:11,740 --> 03:06:13,000 Let me just have a look here now. 4123 03:06:13,960 --> 03:06:14,280 Continue. 4124 03:06:14,280 --> 03:06:17,660 I want to save the game in case I save it just before I get whacked, 4125 03:06:17,740 --> 03:06:18,880 and then I'm soft blocked. 4126 03:06:20,160 --> 03:06:23,420 Maybe I could save the state in a different, uh, 4127 03:06:24,480 --> 03:06:27,800 in a different fucking scenario. 4128 03:06:31,740 --> 03:06:32,740 Save the state in a different scenario. 4129 03:06:32,940 --> 03:06:34,300 Save it in a different slot. 4130 03:06:34,400 --> 03:06:35,040 Slot one. 4131 03:06:35,220 --> 03:06:35,360 Yeah. 4132 03:06:35,740 --> 03:06:36,140 Yeah. 4133 03:06:40,420 --> 03:06:40,900 Continue. 4134 03:06:41,740 --> 03:06:44,760 I'm getting fucking trunched here by Donald Trunch. 4135 03:06:45,200 --> 03:06:45,840 Fuck yeah. 4136 03:06:46,720 --> 03:06:48,660 See, if I reloaded that state there, 4137 03:06:49,380 --> 03:06:52,400 what would it do? 4138 03:06:52,520 --> 03:06:54,820 Would it, would it, would I be softlocked into oblivion? 4139 03:06:59,320 --> 03:07:00,320 Load state. 4140 03:07:00,320 --> 03:07:01,300 Load slot one. 4141 03:07:03,140 --> 03:07:04,640 How do I get up from this? 4142 03:07:04,700 --> 03:07:04,920 Look, 4143 03:07:05,500 --> 03:07:07,760 I'm crouched and I'm getting trunchened. 4144 03:07:07,880 --> 03:07:10,200 I've definitely softlocked myself here in, 4145 03:07:10,200 --> 03:07:10,860 in a way. 4146 03:07:12,440 --> 03:07:13,040 This is, 4147 03:07:13,120 --> 03:07:15,420 this will be a miraculous recovery now if it, 4148 03:07:15,420 --> 03:07:16,280 if it comes through. 4149 03:07:17,280 --> 03:07:20,580 I just went for a hug. 4150 03:07:20,580 --> 03:07:21,920 A hug and a kiss. 4151 03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:25,020 Man with gun, 4152 03:07:25,020 --> 03:07:26,140 in a city. 4153 03:07:31,420 --> 03:07:32,660 Donald Trunch. 4154 03:07:34,120 --> 03:07:37,260 This is really going to be a gaming masterstroke 4155 03:07:37,260 --> 03:07:38,380 if I manage to get away, 4156 03:07:38,600 --> 03:07:39,200 out of this. 4157 03:07:42,200 --> 03:07:43,340 Oh, fuck. 4158 03:07:45,340 --> 03:07:46,920 Oh, right. 4159 03:07:48,020 --> 03:07:48,520 No bother. 4160 03:07:49,320 --> 03:07:51,580 We just go to our previous save state. 4161 03:07:55,620 --> 03:07:57,800 Load that slot zero. 4162 03:08:01,940 --> 03:08:03,420 And we're in the Lexus here. 4163 03:08:03,420 --> 03:08:06,980 I think I remember I just started talking about GB news here. 4164 03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:09,640 God knows if, uh, 4165 03:08:10,500 --> 03:08:12,400 I'm, I'm going the right way or what. 4166 03:08:12,400 --> 03:08:17,840 Nice Lexus coupe here, 4167 03:08:17,920 --> 03:08:20,700 but it's fucking screaming out for attention. 4168 03:08:21,560 --> 03:08:24,000 It really wants some mechanical attention. 4169 03:08:24,320 --> 03:08:25,320 It's not going to get it. 4170 03:08:27,840 --> 03:08:28,520 But, uh, 4171 03:08:28,600 --> 03:08:30,700 having talked about GB news, 4172 03:08:30,860 --> 03:08:32,740 I think it really feels like time 4173 03:08:32,740 --> 03:08:34,380 to get on the GB news buzz 4174 03:08:34,380 --> 03:08:36,640 whilst playing this game 4175 03:08:36,640 --> 03:08:39,220 just to really max out the Brexit here bullshit. 4176 03:08:40,220 --> 03:08:41,120 Brexit Billy. 4177 03:08:42,380 --> 03:08:42,680 Fuck. 4178 03:08:50,820 --> 03:08:52,180 What a Farage. 4179 03:08:52,300 --> 03:08:52,940 Fucking hell. 4180 03:08:53,580 --> 03:08:54,280 It's, uh, 4181 03:08:55,660 --> 03:08:56,940 perfect for this game. 4182 03:08:58,620 --> 03:08:59,160 Oh yeah, 4183 03:08:59,180 --> 03:09:00,500 the Albanian gangs. 4184 03:09:00,740 --> 03:09:03,060 That's why I got onto the whole Farage buzz. 4185 03:09:03,240 --> 03:09:07,020 Because he is obsessed with the Albanian boys. 4186 03:09:10,100 --> 03:09:10,800 And, uh, 4187 03:09:10,800 --> 03:09:11,440 but in fairness, 4188 03:09:11,580 --> 03:09:11,780 there's, 4189 03:09:12,020 --> 03:09:12,840 well, 4190 03:09:12,980 --> 03:09:13,760 I say in fairness, 4191 03:09:13,880 --> 03:09:15,300 but is there anyone else fucking 4192 03:09:15,300 --> 03:09:16,660 going on about it? 4193 03:09:16,700 --> 03:09:18,640 But I suppose it's media analysis 4194 03:09:18,640 --> 03:09:20,400 and story selection 4195 03:09:20,400 --> 03:09:23,260 and the amplification of certain stories. 4196 03:09:23,400 --> 03:09:25,960 Do they warrant so much attention? 4197 03:09:26,460 --> 03:09:27,860 I suppose their, uh, 4198 03:09:28,740 --> 03:09:29,880 raison d'etre 4199 03:09:29,880 --> 03:09:31,240 would be that 4200 03:09:31,240 --> 03:09:32,620 nobody else is cover, 4201 03:09:32,740 --> 03:09:34,740 is giving it any fucking, uh, coverage. 4202 03:09:34,860 --> 03:09:36,700 But I seen it on the fucking main, 4203 03:09:36,820 --> 03:09:37,760 mainstream news 4204 03:09:37,760 --> 03:09:38,280 that they'd have, 4205 03:09:38,360 --> 03:09:39,440 like BBC or ITV 4206 03:09:39,440 --> 03:09:40,140 that they covered it. 4207 03:09:40,320 --> 03:09:42,180 But Baraj likes to have, 4208 03:09:42,260 --> 03:09:43,900 he has an Albanian clock, 4209 03:09:44,420 --> 03:09:44,460 an, 4210 03:09:44,460 --> 03:09:46,080 an Albanian alarm clock 4211 03:09:46,080 --> 03:09:47,320 that goes off 4212 03:09:47,320 --> 03:09:48,140 at a certain time 4213 03:09:48,140 --> 03:09:48,700 and it's like, 4214 03:09:49,040 --> 03:09:50,740 time to talk about Albanians 4215 03:09:50,740 --> 03:09:51,640 for another ten minutes. 4216 03:09:52,880 --> 03:09:53,920 Crazy bit of business, 4217 03:09:54,040 --> 03:09:55,000 those Albanian boys. 4218 03:09:55,140 --> 03:09:55,320 They're, 4219 03:09:55,400 --> 03:09:57,960 they're doing fucking mad work 4220 03:09:57,960 --> 03:09:59,040 over in, uh, 4221 03:09:59,040 --> 03:09:59,740 England, like. 4222 03:10:01,080 --> 03:10:01,880 Crazy scene. 4223 03:10:02,000 --> 03:10:02,480 You'd wonder, 4224 03:10:02,620 --> 03:10:03,540 are they in Ireland as well? 4225 03:10:03,600 --> 03:10:04,560 Are they doing mad work 4226 03:10:04,560 --> 03:10:05,760 over in Ireland as well? 4227 03:10:05,800 --> 03:10:06,620 Or what's the story? 4228 03:10:06,700 --> 03:10:07,420 Apparently they're, 4229 03:10:08,340 --> 03:10:08,960 they've, like, 4230 03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:10,280 homes set up for them 4231 03:10:10,280 --> 03:10:11,800 as soon as they arrive and shit 4232 03:10:11,800 --> 03:10:12,740 and they're straightened 4233 03:10:12,740 --> 03:10:13,800 to fucking grow houses 4234 03:10:13,800 --> 03:10:14,600 and, uh, 4235 03:10:15,620 --> 03:10:16,760 you know, 4236 03:10:16,840 --> 03:10:17,040 they're, 4237 03:10:17,120 --> 03:10:18,480 they're the cartel over there. 4238 03:10:18,560 --> 03:10:18,720 They're, 4239 03:10:18,860 --> 03:10:19,480 it's not 4240 03:10:19,480 --> 03:10:21,380 anyone else, 4241 03:10:21,460 --> 03:10:21,640 like, 4242 03:10:21,660 --> 03:10:22,860 it's not a homegrown affair. 4243 03:10:22,860 --> 03:10:23,120 like. 4244 03:10:34,580 --> 03:10:34,940 Now, 4245 03:10:35,000 --> 03:10:36,040 I keep on getting told 4246 03:10:36,040 --> 03:10:37,120 to go left and right 4247 03:10:37,120 --> 03:10:38,140 and it seems like 4248 03:10:38,140 --> 03:10:39,080 I'm going the wrong way 4249 03:10:39,080 --> 03:10:39,860 and then it seems like 4250 03:10:39,860 --> 03:10:40,700 I'm going the right way. 4251 03:10:40,700 --> 03:10:50,680 MP, MP is gone. 4252 03:10:50,880 --> 03:10:51,680 We are on the same. 4253 03:10:54,480 --> 03:10:54,880 Okay, 4254 03:10:54,940 --> 03:10:55,320 we've got, 4255 03:10:55,440 --> 03:10:55,540 we, 4256 03:10:55,700 --> 03:10:56,640 I think we lost 4257 03:10:56,640 --> 03:10:57,460 the filth there. 4258 03:11:00,580 --> 03:11:01,540 Might be time to 4259 03:11:01,540 --> 03:11:02,620 change motor. 4260 03:11:03,340 --> 03:11:04,160 Get into one of these 4261 03:11:04,160 --> 03:11:04,700 yokes here. 4262 03:11:04,700 --> 03:11:12,020 got a bit of poke to it. 4263 03:11:16,620 --> 03:11:17,620 There's the yardies. 4264 03:11:17,620 --> 03:11:17,620 There's the yardies. 4265 03:11:20,420 --> 03:11:30,980 nice bit of drive in this. 4266 03:11:32,560 --> 03:11:33,760 Just going to F1 this 4267 03:11:33,760 --> 03:11:34,620 before this car 4268 03:11:34,620 --> 03:11:35,600 fucking goes straight 4269 03:11:35,600 --> 03:11:36,060 into me. 4270 03:11:37,280 --> 03:11:37,900 F1. 4271 03:11:41,900 --> 03:11:48,360 got the stingers up here. 4272 03:11:49,160 --> 03:11:49,640 Ring sting. 4273 03:11:56,640 --> 03:11:58,080 And it's getting a little bit 4274 03:11:58,080 --> 03:11:58,980 grimy now. 4275 03:12:00,300 --> 03:12:02,000 We could be near enough. 4276 03:12:04,200 --> 03:12:05,040 Yardy vision. 4277 03:12:09,040 --> 03:12:10,080 The motor is fucking 4278 03:12:10,080 --> 03:12:10,920 bandjacks though. 4279 03:12:25,500 --> 03:12:26,420 I don't know if this 4280 03:12:26,420 --> 03:12:27,100 is the right way. 4281 03:12:29,740 --> 03:12:30,740 You can hear the, 4282 03:12:30,740 --> 03:12:31,740 the yardies chatting 4283 03:12:31,740 --> 03:12:32,000 going, 4284 03:12:32,100 --> 03:12:32,260 yo, 4285 03:12:32,440 --> 03:12:32,900 I won't do, 4286 03:12:32,980 --> 03:12:33,740 I'm not going to do 4287 03:12:33,740 --> 03:12:34,640 the accident in case 4288 03:12:34,640 --> 03:12:35,160 it fucking 4289 03:12:35,160 --> 03:12:37,560 lands me in hot water 4290 03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:38,480 even though I'd love 4291 03:12:38,480 --> 03:12:39,080 to be able to 4292 03:12:39,080 --> 03:12:40,040 replicate the accent 4293 03:12:40,040 --> 03:12:40,740 that they're doing. 4294 03:12:43,480 --> 03:12:44,560 I'd love to fucking 4295 03:12:44,560 --> 03:12:45,760 blast off into an 4296 03:12:45,760 --> 03:12:47,240 echo lelic frenzy 4297 03:12:47,240 --> 03:12:48,980 doing yardy-isms 4298 03:12:48,980 --> 03:12:50,240 but it's just gonna 4299 03:12:50,240 --> 03:12:51,780 not work out for me 4300 03:12:51,780 --> 03:12:52,840 in the long run. 4301 03:12:53,400 --> 03:12:54,160 Looks like someone's 4302 03:12:54,160 --> 03:12:54,700 in a hurry. 4303 03:13:00,060 --> 03:13:01,000 Here we go. 4304 03:13:01,000 --> 03:13:12,720 and we'll be back to the next one. 4305 03:13:12,720 --> 03:13:13,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4306 03:13:13,940 --> 03:13:14,440 And we'll be back to the next one. 4307 03:13:14,440 --> 03:13:15,440 We'll be back to the next one. 4308 03:13:15,440 --> 03:13:16,440 We'll be back to the next one. 4309 03:13:16,440 --> 03:13:17,440 And we'll be back to the next one. 4310 03:13:17,440 --> 03:13:17,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4311 03:13:17,940 --> 03:13:18,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4312 03:13:18,940 --> 03:13:19,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4313 03:13:19,940 --> 03:13:20,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4314 03:13:20,940 --> 03:13:21,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4315 03:13:21,940 --> 03:13:22,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4316 03:13:22,940 --> 03:13:23,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4317 03:13:23,940 --> 03:13:24,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4318 03:13:24,940 --> 03:13:25,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4319 03:13:25,940 --> 03:13:26,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4320 03:13:26,940 --> 03:13:27,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4321 03:13:27,940 --> 03:13:28,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4322 03:13:28,940 --> 03:13:29,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4323 03:13:29,940 --> 03:13:30,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4324 03:13:30,940 --> 03:13:31,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4325 03:13:31,940 --> 03:13:32,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4326 03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:33,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4327 03:13:33,940 --> 03:13:34,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4328 03:13:34,940 --> 03:13:35,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4329 03:13:35,940 --> 03:13:36,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4330 03:13:36,940 --> 03:13:37,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4331 03:13:37,940 --> 03:13:38,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4332 03:13:38,940 --> 03:13:39,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4333 03:13:39,940 --> 03:13:40,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4334 03:13:40,940 --> 03:13:41,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4335 03:13:41,940 --> 03:13:42,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4336 03:13:42,940 --> 03:13:43,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4337 03:13:43,940 --> 03:13:44,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4338 03:13:44,940 --> 03:13:45,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4339 03:13:45,940 --> 03:13:46,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4340 03:13:46,940 --> 03:13:47,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4341 03:13:47,940 --> 03:13:48,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4342 03:13:48,940 --> 03:13:49,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4343 03:13:49,940 --> 03:13:50,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4344 03:13:50,940 --> 03:13:51,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4345 03:13:51,940 --> 03:13:52,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4346 03:13:52,940 --> 03:13:53,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4347 03:13:53,940 --> 03:13:54,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4348 03:13:54,940 --> 03:13:55,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4349 03:13:55,940 --> 03:13:56,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4350 03:13:56,940 --> 03:13:57,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4351 03:13:57,940 --> 03:13:58,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4352 03:13:58,940 --> 03:13:59,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4353 03:13:59,940 --> 03:14:00,940 And we'll be back to the next one. 4354 03:14:00,940 --> 03:14:25,940 Turn that down a bit. 4355 03:14:25,940 --> 03:14:27,940 Get the F1 going. 4356 03:14:27,940 --> 03:14:34,940 Grimey now. 4357 03:14:34,940 --> 03:14:37,940 Grime times. 4358 03:14:37,940 --> 03:14:43,940 They should have had some reggae on. 4359 03:14:43,940 --> 03:14:45,940 Or some raga. 4360 03:14:45,940 --> 03:14:46,940 Look at these. 4361 03:14:46,940 --> 03:14:48,940 It's a crack house. 4362 03:14:48,940 --> 03:14:56,940 Bottles of whiskey on the floor next to a crappy oven. 4363 03:14:56,940 --> 03:14:57,940 old heater. 4364 03:14:57,940 --> 03:14:59,940 Television static. 4365 03:14:59,940 --> 03:15:03,940 It's a real, real depraved scenario. 4366 03:15:03,940 --> 03:15:05,940 Someone with a cleaver. 4367 03:15:05,940 --> 03:15:06,940 Did you see the crack head? 4368 03:15:06,940 --> 03:15:09,940 The crack heads look like they're ghosts even. 4369 03:15:09,940 --> 03:15:22,940 They've a vested interest in making sure that I don't get upstairs because if their den goes, then they've nowhere to fucking do their business. 4370 03:15:22,940 --> 03:15:35,940 But the big boys are up the top. 4371 03:15:35,940 --> 03:15:36,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4372 03:15:36,940 --> 03:15:38,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4373 03:15:38,940 --> 03:15:39,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4374 03:15:39,940 --> 03:15:40,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4375 03:15:40,940 --> 03:15:41,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4376 03:15:41,940 --> 03:15:42,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4377 03:15:42,940 --> 03:15:43,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4378 03:15:43,940 --> 03:15:44,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4379 03:15:44,940 --> 03:15:45,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4380 03:15:45,940 --> 03:15:46,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4381 03:15:46,940 --> 03:15:47,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4382 03:15:47,940 --> 03:15:48,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4383 03:15:48,940 --> 03:15:49,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4384 03:15:49,940 --> 03:15:50,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4385 03:15:50,940 --> 03:15:51,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4386 03:15:51,940 --> 03:15:52,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4387 03:15:52,940 --> 03:15:53,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4388 03:15:53,940 --> 03:15:54,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4389 03:15:54,940 --> 03:15:55,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4390 03:15:55,940 --> 03:15:56,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4391 03:15:56,940 --> 03:15:57,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4392 03:15:57,940 --> 03:15:58,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4393 03:15:58,940 --> 03:15:59,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4394 03:15:59,940 --> 03:16:00,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4395 03:16:00,940 --> 03:16:01,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4396 03:16:01,940 --> 03:16:02,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4397 03:16:02,940 --> 03:16:03,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4398 03:16:03,940 --> 03:16:04,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4399 03:16:04,940 --> 03:16:05,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4400 03:16:05,940 --> 03:16:06,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4401 03:16:06,940 --> 03:16:07,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4402 03:16:07,940 --> 03:16:08,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4403 03:16:08,940 --> 03:16:09,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4404 03:16:09,940 --> 03:16:10,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4405 03:16:10,940 --> 03:16:11,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4406 03:16:11,940 --> 03:16:12,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4407 03:16:12,940 --> 03:16:13,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4408 03:16:13,940 --> 03:16:14,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4409 03:16:14,940 --> 03:16:15,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4410 03:16:15,940 --> 03:16:16,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4411 03:16:16,940 --> 03:16:17,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4412 03:16:17,940 --> 03:16:18,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4413 03:16:18,940 --> 03:16:19,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4414 03:16:19,940 --> 03:16:20,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4415 03:16:20,940 --> 03:16:21,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4416 03:16:21,940 --> 03:16:22,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4417 03:16:22,940 --> 03:16:23,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4418 03:16:23,940 --> 03:16:24,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4419 03:16:24,940 --> 03:16:25,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4420 03:16:25,940 --> 03:16:26,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4421 03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:27,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4422 03:16:27,940 --> 03:16:28,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4423 03:16:28,940 --> 03:16:29,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4424 03:16:29,940 --> 03:16:30,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4425 03:16:30,940 --> 03:16:31,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4426 03:16:31,940 --> 03:16:32,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4427 03:16:32,940 --> 03:16:33,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4428 03:16:33,940 --> 03:16:34,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4429 03:16:34,940 --> 03:16:35,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4430 03:16:35,940 --> 03:16:36,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4431 03:16:36,940 --> 03:16:37,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4432 03:16:37,940 --> 03:16:38,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4433 03:16:38,940 --> 03:16:39,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4434 03:16:39,940 --> 03:16:40,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4435 03:16:40,940 --> 03:16:41,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4436 03:16:41,940 --> 03:16:42,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4437 03:16:42,940 --> 03:16:43,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4438 03:16:43,940 --> 03:16:44,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4439 03:16:44,940 --> 03:16:45,940 They're not able to take out the head honcho. 4440 03:16:45,940 --> 03:16:46,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4441 03:16:46,940 --> 03:16:47,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4442 03:16:47,940 --> 03:16:48,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4443 03:16:48,940 --> 03:16:49,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4444 03:16:49,940 --> 03:16:50,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4445 03:16:50,940 --> 03:16:51,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4446 03:16:51,940 --> 03:16:52,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4447 03:16:52,940 --> 03:16:53,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4448 03:16:53,940 --> 03:16:54,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4449 03:16:54,940 --> 03:16:55,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4450 03:16:55,940 --> 03:16:56,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4451 03:16:56,940 --> 03:16:57,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4452 03:16:57,940 --> 03:16:58,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4453 03:16:58,940 --> 03:16:59,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4454 03:16:59,940 --> 03:17:00,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4455 03:17:00,940 --> 03:17:01,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4456 03:17:01,940 --> 03:17:02,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4457 03:17:02,940 --> 03:17:03,940 I'm gonna take out the head honcho. 4458 03:17:03,940 --> 03:17:08,940 I just wanna say- I wanna say exactly what they're saying. 4459 03:17:08,940 --> 03:17:11,940 And I got shotgunned out of it. 4460 03:17:11,940 --> 03:17:12,940 But don't worry. 4461 03:17:12,940 --> 03:17:14,940 The save scum scenario is legit. 4462 03:17:14,940 --> 03:17:16,940 We've got an F3. 4463 03:17:16,940 --> 03:17:19,940 There's a guy around the corner with a shotty too hottie. 4464 03:17:19,940 --> 03:17:23,940 Ready to pop off a few fucking buck shots of slug into the face. 4465 03:17:23,940 --> 03:17:25,940 But I'm ready for him. 4466 03:17:25,940 --> 03:17:28,940 Maybe if we just do the, uh, solid snake on it. 4467 03:17:28,940 --> 03:17:35,940 Waste of dark money. 4468 03:17:35,940 --> 03:17:40,940 Fuck. 4469 03:17:40,940 --> 03:17:41,940 Fuck. 4470 03:17:41,940 --> 03:17:42,940 Fuck. 4471 03:17:42,940 --> 03:17:53,940 They've got surplus crack heads coming from downstairs to try and give me jip. 4472 03:17:53,940 --> 03:17:54,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4473 03:17:54,940 --> 03:17:55,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4474 03:17:55,940 --> 03:17:56,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4475 03:17:56,940 --> 03:17:57,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4476 03:17:57,940 --> 03:17:58,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4477 03:17:58,940 --> 03:17:59,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4478 03:17:59,940 --> 03:18:00,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4479 03:18:00,940 --> 03:18:01,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4480 03:18:01,940 --> 03:18:02,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4481 03:18:02,940 --> 03:18:03,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4482 03:18:03,940 --> 03:18:04,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4483 03:18:04,940 --> 03:18:05,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4484 03:18:05,940 --> 03:18:06,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4485 03:18:06,940 --> 03:18:07,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4486 03:18:07,940 --> 03:18:08,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4487 03:18:08,940 --> 03:18:09,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4488 03:18:09,940 --> 03:18:10,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4489 03:18:10,940 --> 03:18:11,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4490 03:18:11,940 --> 03:18:12,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4491 03:18:12,940 --> 03:18:13,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4492 03:18:13,940 --> 03:18:14,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4493 03:18:14,940 --> 03:18:15,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4494 03:18:15,940 --> 03:18:16,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4495 03:18:16,940 --> 03:18:17,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4496 03:18:17,940 --> 03:18:18,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4497 03:18:18,940 --> 03:18:19,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4498 03:18:19,940 --> 03:18:20,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4499 03:18:20,940 --> 03:18:21,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4500 03:18:21,940 --> 03:18:22,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4501 03:18:22,940 --> 03:18:23,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4502 03:18:23,940 --> 03:18:24,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4503 03:18:24,940 --> 03:18:25,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4504 03:18:25,940 --> 03:18:26,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4505 03:18:26,940 --> 03:18:27,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4506 03:18:27,940 --> 03:18:28,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4507 03:18:28,940 --> 03:18:29,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4508 03:18:29,940 --> 03:18:30,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4509 03:18:30,940 --> 03:18:31,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4510 03:18:31,940 --> 03:18:32,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4511 03:18:32,940 --> 03:18:33,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4512 03:18:33,940 --> 03:18:34,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4513 03:18:34,940 --> 03:18:35,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4514 03:18:35,940 --> 03:18:36,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4515 03:18:36,940 --> 03:18:37,940 I'm gonna take out the head. 4516 03:18:37,940 --> 03:18:40,940 Things are definitely looking up mate. 4517 03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:43,940 I think I've just hit the fucking jackpot. 4518 03:18:43,940 --> 03:18:48,940 I'm standing here with about 300 grand's worth of yardy blood money. 4519 03:18:48,940 --> 03:18:49,940 You're gonna need it mate. 4520 03:18:49,940 --> 03:18:52,940 I don't think any amount of cash is gonna get you out of this one. 4521 03:18:52,940 --> 03:18:54,940 No you're probably right. 4522 03:18:54,940 --> 03:18:57,940 But if we're to stand any chance I'm gonna need this cash. 4523 03:18:57,940 --> 03:18:58,940 So wait. 4524 03:18:58,940 --> 03:18:59,940 Have you got him? 4525 03:18:59,940 --> 03:19:00,940 Nah not yet. 4526 03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:02,940 But I think I've finally got it covered. 4527 03:19:02,940 --> 03:19:05,940 I've got a plant inside Charlie's mansion. 4528 03:19:05,940 --> 03:19:06,940 And she's on the case mate. 4529 03:19:06,940 --> 03:19:08,940 She must be pretty brave man. 4530 03:19:08,940 --> 03:19:11,940 Or are you a shit load to take that lot on? 4531 03:19:11,940 --> 03:19:13,940 Yeah I suppose she is. 4532 03:19:13,940 --> 03:19:14,940 I mean she does yeah. 4533 03:19:14,940 --> 03:19:16,940 I mean she does yeah. 4534 03:19:16,940 --> 03:19:19,940 You get your arse over to Riventon Street. 4535 03:19:19,940 --> 03:19:22,940 It can't be long till the filth get here. 4536 03:19:22,940 --> 03:19:24,940 The money will be in the boot. 4537 03:19:24,940 --> 03:19:26,940 And the keys will be on the driver side rear tyre. 4538 03:19:26,940 --> 03:19:28,940 I'll boost and I want to get out of here alright. 4539 03:19:28,940 --> 03:19:29,940 Nissan Skylane. 4540 03:19:29,940 --> 03:19:31,940 So what will you be doing? 4541 03:19:31,940 --> 03:19:33,940 Won't Charlie be expecting the cash then? 4542 03:19:33,940 --> 03:19:34,940 Look. 4543 03:19:34,940 --> 03:19:37,940 Don't you worry about Charlie or Jake. 4544 03:19:37,940 --> 03:19:40,940 It's time I did London a favour and took care of those two. 4545 03:19:40,940 --> 03:19:41,940 Look man. 4546 03:19:41,940 --> 03:19:42,940 Please don't do anything stupid. 4547 03:19:42,940 --> 03:19:44,940 What have I got to lose Leah mate? 4548 03:19:44,940 --> 03:19:45,940 Only your pile of cash. 4549 03:19:45,940 --> 03:19:46,940 And your kid. 4550 03:19:46,940 --> 03:19:47,940 Look. 4551 03:19:47,940 --> 03:19:49,940 If anything happens to me. 4552 03:19:49,940 --> 03:19:51,940 You use the cash to take care of him alright? 4553 03:19:51,940 --> 03:19:53,940 You don't have to ask me. 4554 03:19:53,940 --> 03:19:55,940 Look I've got to get out of here now. 4555 03:19:55,940 --> 03:19:56,940 Take care of my son. 4556 03:19:56,940 --> 03:19:57,940 Well you do your worst mate. 4557 03:19:57,940 --> 03:19:58,940 Take care of my son. 4558 03:19:58,940 --> 03:19:59,940 Well you do your worst mate. 4559 03:19:59,940 --> 03:20:12,700 And that is that scene done. 4560 03:20:13,420 --> 03:20:16,700 We are near the end of the Mark Hammond chapter. 4561 03:20:17,700 --> 03:20:20,440 We'll actually save it here as a man with a baseball bat comes. 4562 03:20:20,480 --> 03:20:21,960 We might just kill this man actually first. 4563 03:20:27,600 --> 03:20:30,480 I doubt he's going to play in any baseball with that. 4564 03:20:31,940 --> 03:20:33,200 Got to get it off. 4565 03:20:33,840 --> 03:20:35,480 Anyway we'll save that. 4566 03:20:38,920 --> 03:20:40,240 F1 or F3. 4567 03:20:40,440 --> 03:20:42,980 I get confused as to what the save state. 4568 03:20:43,340 --> 03:20:44,640 F1 is the save state. 4569 03:20:44,740 --> 03:20:45,420 Okay F1. 4570 03:20:47,020 --> 03:20:55,260 That concludes today's edition of EastEnders the video game featuring Bob Hoskins and the 4571 03:20:55,260 --> 03:20:56,300 Japanese squad. 4572 03:20:56,300 --> 03:20:56,900 Tom. 4573 03:20:57,260 --> 03:20:58,140 Yep. 4574 03:20:58,640 --> 03:21:00,420 I want to say thanks to everyone who tuned in. 4575 03:21:00,420 --> 03:21:07,660 Big commiserations to those crazy little guys from Japan who tried their heart out but just 4576 03:21:07,660 --> 03:21:10,140 could not make it happen in the end. 4577 03:21:10,480 --> 03:21:14,840 And congratulations to none other than Croatia for doing it. 4578 03:21:15,420 --> 03:21:17,800 Yeah I want to say thanks to everyone who tuned in. 4579 03:21:17,800 --> 03:21:19,060 Thanks for the tips as well. 4580 03:21:19,120 --> 03:21:28,600 And thank you very much to second cousin removed Tony Higson whose stage name obviously is Tony 4581 03:21:28,600 --> 03:21:28,980 Hamlet. 4582 03:21:28,980 --> 03:21:31,400 You know him from previous productions. 4583 03:21:31,580 --> 03:21:32,220 Tony are you there? 4584 03:21:33,220 --> 03:21:35,440 I am indeed, son. I am indeed. 4585 03:21:36,240 --> 03:21:40,320 Interesting little story about this area in Brixton where you're based now. 4586 03:21:40,460 --> 03:21:42,760 Actually, it all used to be a little toy shop. 4587 03:21:44,340 --> 03:21:46,800 What? Where all the houses were, Aaron? 4588 03:21:46,960 --> 03:21:47,640 All that kind of stuff. 4589 03:21:47,760 --> 03:21:51,460 Like, this entire area here where I'm walking around. 4590 03:21:52,520 --> 03:21:53,000 Yeah. 4591 03:21:54,200 --> 03:21:57,140 Time once was when it was just a little toy shop. 4592 03:21:57,840 --> 03:22:00,960 And we used to come down here and play with all the little toys. 4593 03:22:00,960 --> 03:22:05,460 But now it's a cracked, den-ridden fucking seat of despair and misery. 4594 03:22:06,220 --> 03:22:11,840 As you can see, you can't even walk around without getting shot to death by Yardies. 4595 03:22:12,920 --> 03:22:16,060 Anyway, thanks very much. We'll talk to you later on, yeah. 4596 03:22:18,020 --> 03:22:19,540 Thanks very much for that. 4597 03:22:19,800 --> 03:22:21,860 Tony Hamlet's luck. We'll see you later on, guys. 4598 03:22:21,960 --> 03:22:22,800 Thanks for tuning in. 4599 03:22:24,420 --> 03:22:30,100 We'll play out with the final edition of Vintage Cockney Moods. 4600 03:22:30,100 --> 03:22:32,820 We'll talk to you later on. See you later, guys. Bye-bye. 4601 03:22:33,080 --> 03:22:35,360 Hello again, guys, and welcome back to the livestream. 4602 03:22:35,780 --> 03:22:38,760 And now we've got another episode of Cockney Moods, 4603 03:22:38,860 --> 03:22:42,860 which aims to give you the best acting education in Cockney ever. 4604 03:22:43,180 --> 03:22:49,620 In this episode, Arfa needs some help with pest control going on in his garage. 4605 03:22:55,040 --> 03:22:57,140 You punts! You slag! 4606 03:22:57,700 --> 03:22:59,100 Stick it in the onion bag! 4607 03:22:59,340 --> 03:23:00,260 Come on, Steve! 4608 03:23:00,600 --> 03:23:03,300 You got a smiley face today, half-wise? Is it Christmas? 4609 03:23:03,960 --> 03:23:05,120 Fuck it feels like it. 4610 03:23:05,140 --> 03:23:07,080 You got a queen as big as a Cheshire cat? 4611 03:23:07,180 --> 03:23:08,180 Course I'm happy. 4612 03:23:08,300 --> 03:23:09,040 What school is it? 4613 03:23:09,260 --> 03:23:11,760 We came back from the dead 3-0 down. 4614 03:23:12,080 --> 03:23:13,980 Turned it around 4-3. 4615 03:23:14,480 --> 03:23:15,040 Boof! 4616 03:23:15,100 --> 03:23:16,860 Actric from Tamagotchi. 4617 03:23:17,360 --> 03:23:17,920 Tamagotchi? 4618 03:23:18,100 --> 03:23:20,260 Fucking wonder kid from Japan, ain't he? 4619 03:23:20,580 --> 03:23:21,060 Boof! 4620 03:23:21,340 --> 03:23:23,360 3 million from FC Osaka. 4621 03:23:24,200 --> 03:23:26,120 His missus ain't too bad either. 4622 03:23:26,620 --> 03:23:28,400 She's got a fucking nice, Aris. 4623 03:23:28,620 --> 03:23:31,080 Oi-oi, Tamagotchi! Oi-oi! 4624 03:23:31,240 --> 03:23:32,240 Dapper laughs! 4625 03:23:32,480 --> 03:23:32,980 Boof! 4626 03:23:33,280 --> 03:23:34,160 Anyway, believe me. 4627 03:23:34,280 --> 03:23:35,120 Reason on me are 4628 03:23:35,120 --> 03:23:37,060 is you've got to be a pest control 4629 03:23:37,060 --> 03:23:39,040 and you've taken care of down my lock-up. 4630 03:23:39,180 --> 03:23:39,800 Lock-up? 4631 03:23:40,040 --> 03:23:40,780 Lock-up! 4632 03:23:41,200 --> 03:23:43,380 It's like an A. It's like saying an A instead of a U. 4633 03:23:44,280 --> 03:23:45,220 Go be a pest control! 4634 03:23:45,620 --> 03:23:48,700 Go be a pest control and he's taken care of down my lock-up! 4635 03:23:49,060 --> 03:23:49,600 That's a shit. 4636 03:23:49,940 --> 03:23:51,720 Got him on the CCTV here. 4637 03:23:52,800 --> 03:23:55,300 He's a fucking proper naughty reptile. 4638 03:23:55,560 --> 03:23:57,020 You're gonna get rid of that snake? 4639 03:23:57,360 --> 03:23:59,680 I've got a bit of an allergic reaction to reptiles. 4640 03:24:00,100 --> 03:24:00,440 Yeah! 4641 03:24:01,560 --> 03:24:03,340 I know you listen here and you listen good 4642 03:24:03,340 --> 03:24:04,900 because my life can say this once. 4643 03:24:06,540 --> 03:24:07,960 You're like, really? 4644 03:24:08,400 --> 03:24:09,560 I don't know what you said. 4645 03:24:10,380 --> 03:24:12,200 You're gonna fucking do it like a good little boy. 4646 03:24:13,020 --> 03:24:14,440 Alright, if I do it, I'll do it. 4647 03:24:14,580 --> 03:24:16,820 Get in there and get rid of that fucking snake. 4648 03:24:18,880 --> 03:24:19,660 That's it, Billy. 4649 03:24:20,180 --> 03:24:21,560 Slide along the wall, Billy. 4650 03:24:21,940 --> 03:24:23,300 Nice and slowly, Billy. 4651 03:24:25,480 --> 03:24:26,940 Don't fucking frighten him. 4652 03:24:27,760 --> 03:24:29,240 Go down to the corner, yeah? 4653 03:24:31,360 --> 03:24:32,940 You need to get down to his level. 4654 03:24:33,040 --> 03:24:34,160 You need to crouch down. 4655 03:24:34,320 --> 03:24:34,780 That's it. 4656 03:24:37,600 --> 03:24:39,560 Now, offer him some banana skin 4657 03:24:39,560 --> 03:24:40,760 and then eat him with the hammer. 4658 03:24:44,640 --> 03:24:45,100 Oh! 4659 03:24:45,620 --> 03:24:46,120 Oh! 4660 03:24:46,760 --> 03:24:47,200 Billy! 4661 03:24:48,640 --> 03:24:50,100 Oh, beautiful Billy! 4662 03:24:50,940 --> 03:24:51,380 Billy! 4663 03:24:53,060 --> 03:24:53,520 Billy! 4664 03:24:53,520 --> 03:25:00,640 - -