1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 The End 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 The End 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,440 That's great news 4 00:01:02,440 --> 00:01:03,440 It's great news 5 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:04,720 And I gotta tell ya 6 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Very excited 7 00:01:06,280 --> 00:01:07,800 About 8 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,780 Not only Shiffé 9 00:01:09,780 --> 00:01:11,240 I'm enjoying watching that 10 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:13,160 But dropping in 11 00:01:13,160 --> 00:01:14,080 Just for a quick flash 12 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:14,960 Of Warzone as well 13 00:01:14,960 --> 00:01:17,640 It's coming thick 14 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:18,780 It's coming fast 15 00:01:18,780 --> 00:01:27,640 And we're timing it just right 16 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:28,660 As we get to the fucking 17 00:01:28,660 --> 00:01:30,040 Playing screen 18 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:35,100 It's as plain as day 19 00:01:35,100 --> 00:01:35,860 Let's do this 20 00:01:35,860 --> 00:02:02,780 Chat topics 21 00:02:02,780 --> 00:02:07,680 Chat topics 22 00:02:07,680 --> 00:02:12,360 We've got a lovely situation 23 00:02:12,360 --> 00:02:14,060 Just brewing there to the left 24 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:19,520 Captain Sack 25 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:20,260 Thanks for the tip 26 00:02:20,260 --> 00:02:24,800 And we do have 27 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:30,060 Stuart Shiffé coming right up 28 00:02:30,060 --> 00:02:30,700 After this 29 00:02:30,700 --> 00:02:57,820 Your man is DDoSing ya' 30 00:02:57,820 --> 00:03:00,080 He's fucking up your radar 31 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:22,980 He's down shirt 32 00:03:22,980 --> 00:03:43,580 He's running around like a rat in town 33 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,860 And it's a damn shame 34 00:03:45,860 --> 00:03:47,880 That he got away 35 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:57,320 Don't know where he went 36 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,360 Could be down there somewhere 37 00:03:59,360 --> 00:04:01,160 We're in some kind of 38 00:04:01,160 --> 00:04:02,100 Museum 39 00:04:02,100 --> 00:04:03,960 Sort of thing 40 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,600 I'm not sure 41 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,740 But it's a damn shame 42 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:13,180 That blue sky 43 00:04:13,180 --> 00:04:14,640 Is tipping away 44 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:17,520 But it's not a damn shame 45 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:18,320 Thank you very much 46 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:46,320 He's out here. Here he is. How the fuck is he not dead there? 47 00:04:46,320 --> 00:05:14,320 Where'd he go? Must have disappeared or something must have... Oh! 48 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:43,320 Crazy bit of biz. He took one to the shlug bullet. And we've another cheeky little chappy over here. Dumb Dumb the dodo. Thank you for... Another cheeky little bit of business. Over here. Inside the damn Land Rover. And it's a damn shame that he crashed that into the rocks on the way out of the road trying to find a bit of life. 49 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:58,320 It's a damn shame you don't know what you're doing with the fucking sniper rifle. You'd wanna put those big boys' toys away. I recommend you stick to the, uh... Silly guns for the silly buggers. 50 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:13,320 Thank you very much, sir. Hanley man. And Paul Mishkel. And Dumb Dumb the dodo as well. Thank you very much. 51 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:36,320 I'm after noticing the, uh... Screen... The, uh, fucking... Picture needs reframing or resizing on OBS. But I'm... I'm too far into this now to be harsh changing it. I don't wanna get... If I go to change that, I'll probably get killed. 52 00:06:36,320 --> 00:07:05,180 get killed. Your best have just keeping the ears open and the awareness primed. Thank 53 00:07:05,180 --> 00:07:34,040 you very much. And Silage, thank you very much. You're gonna go down for the cowring down there. Nice, nice to have a couple of wheels. Or four wheels, should I say. Four wheels are good. Two wheels bad. Jansons, wireless printer, thank you very much. And 54 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,040 Rush the bullet hole, Bandit, thank you. 55 00:07:37,640 --> 00:07:41,240 Francis makes his way to a petrol station. 56 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:48,040 To raid that place of all its goods and sundries. 57 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:50,540 Portable radar there, very nice. 58 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,540 Couple hundred euro in the till. 59 00:07:55,040 --> 00:07:56,540 Bit of Christmas money. 60 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:02,040 Mortar strike, don't mind if I do. 61 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:05,040 Decoy grenade. 62 00:08:06,540 --> 00:08:09,040 Heartbeat sensor, stick that into the pocket. 63 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,040 Lovely bit of car of oil. 64 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:15,040 Loyalty tag. 65 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,040 Discount here. 66 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,040 We're well and truly underway here. 67 00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:29,040 We've got the M4, we'll bother with that? Nah. 68 00:08:29,040 --> 00:08:34,040 I like the, the, I like the fucking quick draw action of the M4. 69 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,040 It's nice and fast. 70 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,040 And I, I'm not great with the sniper rifle. 71 00:08:38,040 --> 00:08:42,040 But I'm gonna give it a, a go anyway. 72 00:08:56,040 --> 00:08:57,040 Crisp. 73 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:57,040 Crisp. 74 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,040 Thank you very much, Crisp. 75 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,040 Crisp. 76 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:04,040 Crisp beats, crispy beats. 77 00:09:05,040 --> 00:09:08,040 And I tell you what, this is the situation now. 78 00:09:08,040 --> 00:09:12,040 It's called Warzone Suffocation Street. 79 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:24,040 Where we, where we utilize the moving of the gas in order to starve... 80 00:09:24,040 --> 00:09:29,040 ...enemy soldiers of air. 81 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,040 And we, what we do is we get a vehicle... 82 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,040 ...and we get a, a car like this. 83 00:09:34,040 --> 00:09:35,040 ...and we get a car like this. 84 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,040 ...and we get a car like this. 85 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,040 We go on the hunt to find some stragglers. 86 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:38,040 And we just... 87 00:09:38,040 --> 00:09:39,040 ...we block their points of exit. 88 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,040 So then, they, uh, they are starved of air from the gas. 89 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,040 It's, it's cheap. 90 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,040 It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling. 91 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:41,040 It really does. 92 00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:42,040 So far, nothing really happened. 93 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,040 It's cheap. 94 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:47,040 It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling. 95 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:48,040 It really does. 96 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,040 So far, nothing really happened and no, nobody starved. 97 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:54,040 Could be a chance to get a UAV out the box down here. 98 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,040 And we just, we block their points of exit. 99 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:59,040 So then, they, uh, they are starved of air from the gas. 100 00:09:59,040 --> 00:10:00,040 It's, it's cheap. 101 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:02,040 It's not great entertainment, but it gets the ball rolling. 102 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,040 It really does. 103 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:07,040 So far, nothing really happened and no, nobody starved. 104 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:16,040 Could be a chance to get a UAV out the box down here. 105 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,040 And use that nicely. 106 00:10:22,040 --> 00:10:24,040 Horsebox, John Quinn, thank you. 107 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,040 Very much. 108 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,040 And that's the UAV there. 109 00:10:34,040 --> 00:10:35,040 Not gonna pop a jet. 110 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:37,040 Pop a shangle. 111 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,040 Pure Connemara sand. 112 00:10:42,040 --> 00:10:58,040 And there we have a couple of stragglers down around here upon the sand inside a garage up here. 113 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:03,040 Let's have a look and see what kind of value we can dispatch towards them at pace. 114 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:05,040 He's hiding in the corner. 115 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,040 Take that. 116 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,040 Eat it. 117 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:11,040 Tell me how it tastes. 118 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,040 Take another one. 119 00:11:12,040 --> 00:11:13,040 Taste it. 120 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:14,040 Tell me what you think. 121 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:15,040 Take that. 122 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,040 Take them. 123 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,040 And tell me how you took them. 124 00:11:18,040 --> 00:11:20,040 Sensual bit of- 125 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:21,040 Ah, fuck the radar. 126 00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:22,040 I'm trying to use the radar. 127 00:11:22,040 --> 00:11:23,040 See I put the radar in the car. 128 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,040 Didn't work out. 129 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:25,040 It's a waste of a radar. 130 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:29,280 Ah, f*** the radar. I tried to use the radar, see, and put the radar, see, in the car. 131 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,080 Didn't work out. 132 00:11:32,580 --> 00:11:33,640 It's a waste of a radar. 133 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,440 And now... 134 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:46,520 Get that door closed. 135 00:11:48,580 --> 00:11:50,360 And feel the dream inside here. 136 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,500 Is there anything doing? Is there anything happening? 137 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:55,560 Can hear footsteps. 138 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:58,860 Where's that children head? Right. 139 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:08,120 Hostile UAV in the area. 140 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,560 Now somebody can see you. 141 00:12:19,720 --> 00:12:22,380 Pretty sure I've seen another person on the radar. 142 00:12:22,740 --> 00:12:27,540 Around this point here, there was someone in that garage where we were, and then there's someone around here. 143 00:12:30,420 --> 00:12:32,260 CD Ram, thank you very much. 144 00:12:45,540 --> 00:12:46,100 Fuck it. 145 00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:46,100 Fuck it. 146 00:12:47,620 --> 00:12:48,820 We get back on the road. 147 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,980 See if there's anything going around here. 148 00:13:01,980 --> 00:13:03,780 Down near the end zone. 149 00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,220 See if there's... oh. 150 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,580 Jukebox Connors, thank you very much. 151 00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:15,380 We're out the end zone here. 152 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:15,860 We got... 153 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,420 We took a few shots. 154 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:18,360 We heard a few shots. 155 00:13:18,440 --> 00:13:22,080 We didn't take any to the mainframe of the vehicular. 156 00:13:22,660 --> 00:13:26,340 But we do know that there's a straggle pus around here somewhere. 157 00:13:28,340 --> 00:13:29,840 Is there anything to be done? 158 00:13:32,680 --> 00:13:33,420 Can't see him. 159 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:35,700 Can't see him. 160 00:13:44,180 --> 00:13:45,640 This was where we were before. 161 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:47,980 We didn't collect all the cash from this bucking, though. 162 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:55,380 Thank you very much, SK. 163 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:11,940 And we have a loadout drop somewhere in the back of beyond. 164 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,220 We might not get it. 165 00:14:13,220 --> 00:14:16,820 We'll fill up and repair the car here just for the time being. 166 00:14:16,820 --> 00:14:18,340 Hopefully we don't get sniped. 167 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:23,540 Fucking can't stop talking like that ever since I've seen the video of the doctor. 168 00:14:23,540 --> 00:14:24,420 Found out the name. 169 00:14:24,420 --> 00:14:25,460 Dr. Timothy... 170 00:14:27,220 --> 00:14:28,100 Carol, I think. 171 00:14:28,900 --> 00:14:31,460 And he speaks like that the whole time. 172 00:14:31,460 --> 00:14:34,020 I watched another video on YouTube of him speaking. 173 00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:38,900 I think he might be part of the National Party or the Freedom Party or something. 174 00:14:39,940 --> 00:14:41,940 But, uh... 175 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:52,500 He talks at length like this, emphasizing the end words and making a holy show of the sentence all together. 176 00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:59,700 It actually goes into a little bit of reverend love joy at points. 177 00:15:02,820 --> 00:15:07,540 And thank you very much, ModGun and PaperTowl and Mark Delaney. 178 00:15:11,140 --> 00:15:15,540 I'd say just shut up and focus on the situation here. 179 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,540 You're still on for the 50 bomb. 180 00:15:21,780 --> 00:15:23,140 So let's keep it going. 181 00:15:31,140 --> 00:15:33,620 Avatar, thank you very much. The best movie ever. 182 00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:38,820 I can't believe that Avatar 2 is even happening. 183 00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:39,540 The first one. 184 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:42,340 Absolutely stank! 185 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,660 I thought it was great myself now. 186 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,460 Avatar! 187 00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,100 The little blue fellas. 188 00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,580 Yeah, the silly, the alien lads. Like the blue aliens. 189 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,620 Little blue lads out in the forest. 190 00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,780 I thought that was a great film now. 191 00:16:06,260 --> 00:16:10,100 Oh, it... I thought it absolutely stank. I went to see it... 192 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:11,860 in 3D. 193 00:16:15,300 --> 00:16:19,860 In Galway Eye. And now there's some... there's a... there's someone firing from the back of beyond. 194 00:16:20,660 --> 00:16:23,700 It's time to maybe hunker down up here somewhere. 195 00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:26,660 Maybe get the load out. 196 00:16:35,220 --> 00:16:37,140 Oh. Fuck. 197 00:16:48,020 --> 00:16:49,300 He's taking my car! 198 00:16:57,780 --> 00:16:58,260 Come on. 199 00:16:58,260 --> 00:16:58,260 Come on. 200 00:16:59,460 --> 00:17:00,580 Still in the cars, eh? 201 00:17:05,060 --> 00:17:05,540 Come on. 202 00:17:07,780 --> 00:17:09,940 See, must have got... it must have got out or something. 203 00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:24,900 F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ck in M4 the f*ck. 204 00:17:24,900 --> 00:17:54,820 F*ck. F*ck. F*ck. F*ckin' Fennick. He took a full clip. 205 00:17:55,540 --> 00:18:01,860 I tell you this, I tell you no more. The fella on top of the building there took a full clip of Fennick to the face. 206 00:18:01,860 --> 00:18:08,660 It was more than enough damage to have incapacitated many. It incapacitated him not. 207 00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:17,140 And I gotta tell you something else. What an absolute travesty of justice it was that I had to whip out the M4 for a finishing scenario too. 208 00:18:18,980 --> 00:18:24,740 I think it's... you've done that voice enough now. It's time to give up the gauche on that. To be honest, it's... 209 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:25,620 Getting on my nerves. 210 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,020 Yeah, haven't heard the last of that voice yet, Tom. 211 00:18:32,020 --> 00:18:36,020 I think it's best that you give it up now. It's probably getting annoying for a lot of people who... 212 00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:50,420 You have another one. Time to get the Fennick out, Father Fennick. For a bit of mass. 213 00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:56,100 Maybe this could be the new character now, Father Fennick. 214 00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:04,260 Welcome all of yee to the top of the house, where we're getting a load out. 215 00:19:10,740 --> 00:19:13,380 We might just stay up here. Thank you very much, Jay Rizzler. 216 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:30,180 Moving here. 217 00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:32,180 Enemy soldier incoming. 218 00:19:39,140 --> 00:19:40,020 Fucking hell. 219 00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:51,460 Lovely bit of stuff. 220 00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:58,980 You've only a small clip in the M4 though, that's the thing. You've sacrificed a larger clip for... 221 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,420 different attachments, stability and accuracy. 222 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,980 So you need to make those shots count. 223 00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,740 Four body bags so far, Francis. Only 25. 224 00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:25,460 Only 25. 225 00:20:25,460 --> 00:20:27,220 You're coming through on my line there, Tom. 226 00:20:28,660 --> 00:20:31,140 Four body bags so far, Francis. 227 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:36,740 You're still on. You're not on for the 50, I don't think, but you're... 228 00:20:36,740 --> 00:20:38,740 You could still make the 25 bomb. 229 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,020 I'd... I mean, I'd say... 230 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:53,620 We want to fucking... 231 00:20:55,940 --> 00:20:59,220 Head up to the mountain... mountain side, the mountain top, like there. 232 00:20:59,220 --> 00:21:01,620 Annie, thank you. And CD Ram. 233 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:09,220 And someone else, I didn't get you, I'll get you at the end. 234 00:21:18,260 --> 00:21:19,460 This is where it gets freaky. 235 00:21:24,900 --> 00:21:27,780 Will this fucker see me? See, I... I should have had... 236 00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,620 Ohhhhhhh! Oh! 237 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:38,580 I should have been driving that car. Not him. 238 00:21:38,580 --> 00:22:05,020 Ah bollocks ah fuck that 239 00:22:05,020 --> 00:22:08,820 fuck 240 00:22:08,820 --> 00:22:15,820 fuck that fuck. 241 00:22:15,820 --> 00:22:22,820 fuck that fuck. 242 00:22:22,820 --> 00:22:30,820 fuck that fuck. 243 00:22:30,820 --> 00:22:37,820 fuck that fuck. 244 00:22:37,820 --> 00:22:45,820 fuck that fuck. 245 00:22:45,820 --> 00:22:52,820 fuck that fuck. 246 00:22:52,820 --> 00:22:54,820 fuck that fuck. 247 00:22:54,820 --> 00:22:56,820 fuck that fuck. 248 00:22:56,820 --> 00:22:57,820 fuck that fuck. 249 00:22:57,820 --> 00:22:58,820 fuck that fuck. 250 00:22:58,820 --> 00:22:59,820 fuck that fuck. 251 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:00,820 fuck that fuck. 252 00:23:00,820 --> 00:23:01,820 fuck that fuck. 253 00:23:01,820 --> 00:23:02,820 fuck that fuck. 254 00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,820 fuck that fuck. 255 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:04,820 fuck that fuck. 256 00:23:04,820 --> 00:23:05,820 fuck that fuck. 257 00:23:05,820 --> 00:23:06,820 fuck that fuck. 258 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:07,820 fuck that fuck. 259 00:23:07,820 --> 00:23:08,820 fuck that fuck. 260 00:23:08,820 --> 00:23:09,820 Fuck that fuck. 261 00:23:09,820 --> 00:23:12,820 First complex came to Las Vegas back in 1978. 262 00:23:12,820 --> 00:23:13,820 Ah the. 263 00:23:13,820 --> 00:23:15,820 Stu is uh. 264 00:23:15,820 --> 00:23:16,820 only coming through on one side. 265 00:23:16,820 --> 00:23:18,820 Sorry I put the face back on. 266 00:23:18,820 --> 00:23:21,820 Stu's only coming through on one side. 267 00:23:21,820 --> 00:23:22,820 There. 268 00:23:22,820 --> 00:23:24,820 Which makes this episode. 269 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,820 Thank you very much Andy the Fork. 270 00:23:26,820 --> 00:23:27,820 And. 271 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:28,820 Keelan Lennon. 272 00:23:28,820 --> 00:23:29,820 Thank you very much. 273 00:23:29,820 --> 00:23:30,820 And. 274 00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:31,820 Annie. 275 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,820 And CD Ram. 276 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,820 And Sergeant Bill Tormey. 277 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:35,820 And Jay Rizla. 278 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:39,820 I think there might have been a couple of other people who tipped there during the war zone. 279 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:42,820 Fucking snore zone. 280 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,820 I uh. 281 00:23:43,820 --> 00:23:44,820 Would. 282 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:45,820 Play that all night. 283 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:47,820 And the other thing is that it gets me. 284 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:48,820 I. 285 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:50,820 After repeatedly getting killed. 286 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:51,820 Time and time again. 287 00:23:51,820 --> 00:23:52,820 I. 288 00:23:52,820 --> 00:23:54,820 It just makes me feel empty inside. 289 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,820 So I think it's just best. 290 00:23:55,820 --> 00:23:57,820 Fucking put a hole in that. 291 00:23:57,820 --> 00:23:58,820 After. 292 00:23:58,820 --> 00:24:00,820 Put a dot on the end of that sentence. 293 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:01,820 Maybe after one. 294 00:24:03,820 --> 00:24:04,820 You know. 295 00:24:04,820 --> 00:24:05,820 And go at it. 296 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:08,820 Go at it hard and proper and true style another time. 297 00:24:08,820 --> 00:24:09,820 Time. 298 00:24:09,820 --> 00:24:10,820 But right now. 299 00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:11,820 It's just. 300 00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,820 It's. 301 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:13,820 I. 302 00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:14,820 Stu. 303 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:15,820 Stu. 304 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:16,820 Sheffey would really. 305 00:24:16,820 --> 00:24:17,820 Really take the edge off. 306 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:18,820 At the moment. 307 00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:19,820 Thank you very much. 308 00:24:19,820 --> 00:24:20,820 O'Brien's wines. 309 00:24:20,820 --> 00:24:21,820 Jay Rizla. 310 00:24:21,820 --> 00:24:22,820 Avatar. 311 00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:23,820 Best movie. 312 00:24:23,820 --> 00:24:24,820 Mark Delaney. 313 00:24:24,820 --> 00:24:25,820 Mod gone. 314 00:24:25,820 --> 00:24:26,820 Thank you very much. 315 00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,820 Any chance of a shout out from Tommy to Charlie. 316 00:24:29,820 --> 00:24:30,820 Bruce Merchant. 317 00:24:30,820 --> 00:24:32,820 Who has just finished his degree. 318 00:24:32,820 --> 00:24:36,820 In the Qatar Institute of Boosanomics. 319 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:37,820 Or. 320 00:24:37,820 --> 00:24:38,820 Boosanomics. 321 00:24:38,820 --> 00:24:39,820 Sorry. 322 00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,820 I thought that was like a Gary Boosie. 323 00:24:41,820 --> 00:24:44,820 Style university degree there. 324 00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,820 Um. 325 00:24:45,820 --> 00:24:46,820 Let me see. 326 00:24:46,820 --> 00:24:47,820 Do we even have. 327 00:24:47,820 --> 00:24:48,820 Tom. 328 00:24:48,820 --> 00:24:49,820 Set up. 329 00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:51,820 We know that we have Tom there Tom. 330 00:24:51,820 --> 00:24:53,820 We do have you Tom. 331 00:24:53,820 --> 00:24:54,820 Do we. 332 00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:55,820 Tom. 333 00:24:55,820 --> 00:24:57,820 Fucking hell. 334 00:24:57,820 --> 00:24:58,820 Tom. 335 00:24:58,820 --> 00:25:00,820 We do have you there Tom. 336 00:25:00,820 --> 00:25:01,820 We do yeah. 337 00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:02,820 Tom. 338 00:25:02,820 --> 00:25:03,820 We do have you Tom there Tom. 339 00:25:03,820 --> 00:25:04,820 Yeah. 340 00:25:04,820 --> 00:25:05,820 Tom. 341 00:25:05,820 --> 00:25:06,820 We do have you Tom there Tom. 342 00:25:06,820 --> 00:25:07,820 Yeah. 343 00:25:07,820 --> 00:25:08,820 Tom. 344 00:25:08,820 --> 00:25:09,820 How are you. 345 00:25:09,820 --> 00:25:10,820 How are you getting on. 346 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:11,820 What's the story. 347 00:25:11,820 --> 00:25:12,820 Not too bad Tom. 348 00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:13,820 Thanks very much for. 349 00:25:13,820 --> 00:25:14,820 Coming back. 350 00:25:14,820 --> 00:25:16,820 To us there when I asked you to. 351 00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:17,820 Uh. 352 00:25:17,820 --> 00:25:18,820 Any chance of a shout out. 353 00:25:18,820 --> 00:25:20,820 To Charlie there from. 354 00:25:20,820 --> 00:25:21,820 Uh. 355 00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:22,820 Mod gone. 356 00:25:22,820 --> 00:25:23,820 Long time now. 357 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,820 How are you getting on there Mod gone. 358 00:25:24,820 --> 00:25:25,820 Hope you're doing well. 359 00:25:25,820 --> 00:25:26,820 Thanks very much for the tip. 360 00:25:26,820 --> 00:25:27,820 And thank you. 361 00:25:27,820 --> 00:25:28,820 A big shout out to Charlie. 362 00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:29,820 And uh. 363 00:25:29,820 --> 00:25:30,820 Well done. 364 00:25:30,820 --> 00:25:31,820 On finishing your degree. 365 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:32,820 And uh. 366 00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:33,820 Thank you very much as well. 367 00:25:33,820 --> 00:25:34,820 Andy the fork. 368 00:25:34,820 --> 00:25:35,820 Very very kind to you there. 369 00:25:35,820 --> 00:25:36,820 Now. 370 00:25:36,820 --> 00:25:37,820 We sort out the chafe. 371 00:25:37,820 --> 00:25:38,820 Is there any. 372 00:25:38,820 --> 00:25:39,820 Is there any. 373 00:25:39,820 --> 00:25:40,820 Is there any fiddling around. 374 00:25:40,820 --> 00:25:42,820 You could do with the audio. 375 00:25:42,820 --> 00:25:43,820 File to make us. 376 00:25:43,820 --> 00:25:44,820 Pump out. 377 00:25:44,820 --> 00:25:45,820 Balance the levels. 378 00:25:45,820 --> 00:25:46,820 So. 379 00:25:46,820 --> 00:25:47,820 So to speak. 380 00:25:47,820 --> 00:25:53,280 file to make it pump out, balance the levels, so to speak. 381 00:25:57,180 --> 00:26:00,120 I don't know, a bit of indigestion there from the dinner. 382 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:07,020 Finish that tea and then chase that down with a sip of water there. 383 00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:11,300 Really nice stuff. 384 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,680 New technology file system. 385 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,540 Thank you very much. 386 00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:17,340 Where is this now? 387 00:26:17,340 --> 00:26:25,240 I don't know where, oh yeah, we go to El Gato, we go to that, we change the level, audio, 388 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:28,680 audio properties, advanced audio properties. 389 00:26:30,220 --> 00:26:33,140 Let's press play on Shafé and see what we get there for a moment. 390 00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:37,840 In fact, it's been so long since that original convex, it's hard to find anybody who knows 391 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,720 what the letters this convex stand for. 392 00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:42,400 The computer dealer's exposition. 393 00:26:42,860 --> 00:26:43,900 Oh, no, it's not. 394 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:47,120 How the fuck would you, I remember getting this to work before. 395 00:26:47,120 --> 00:26:48,120 When we had... 396 00:26:48,120 --> 00:26:53,060 What? 397 00:26:54,020 --> 00:26:54,740 Can you hear me? 398 00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:56,520 Could you hear Tom? 399 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:56,720 No? 400 00:26:58,240 --> 00:26:59,040 Like the stream. 401 00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,700 Help Francis. 402 00:26:59,820 --> 00:27:00,340 Save Francis. 403 00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:01,860 Can't hear a thing, says Z. 404 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,560 Are you on about me or are you on about Stu? 405 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:05,980 Because I can see my levels there. 406 00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:09,960 Right. 407 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:13,760 Maybe we just go to another episode then. 408 00:27:13,800 --> 00:27:14,980 I got this working before. 409 00:27:15,980 --> 00:27:17,260 That's the fucking kicker. 410 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,360 Just one second there, we'll see if we can do this. 411 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:35,600 It could be a case of fucking around with the audio from this computer here. 412 00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:38,180 Sound. 413 00:27:40,180 --> 00:27:40,500 Output. 414 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:42,540 Sound preferences. 415 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:47,000 Output. 416 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:47,840 Multi-output. 417 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:47,840 Multi-output. 418 00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:48,340 Divide. 419 00:27:48,420 --> 00:27:48,540 No. 420 00:27:48,740 --> 00:27:49,140 It's... 421 00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:49,540 It's... 422 00:27:49,540 --> 00:27:50,580 It's fucked. 423 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:51,500 It's fucked. 424 00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:54,640 Think about this though. 425 00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:55,480 I did it before. 426 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:58,920 I did this... 427 00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:00,240 I did this before. 428 00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:01,580 I remember doing it. 429 00:28:09,860 --> 00:28:10,180 It's... 430 00:28:10,180 --> 00:28:10,580 It's gone. 431 00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,880 I actually can't remember. 432 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:14,900 It will have to go through a different Computer Chronicles episode. 433 00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:15,740 That's no problem. 434 00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:17,600 They're all beautiful episodes anyway. 435 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:18,080 It's grand. 436 00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:23,660 Whether or not though we're gonna get that sweet, sweet, sweet stereo sound 437 00:28:23,660 --> 00:28:26,500 is another matter entirely. 438 00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:31,600 Stop that music there. 439 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,240 Stuart's coming through on one side, so we get out of that. 440 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:41,080 We go back to 1993 episodes of just random playlists there. 441 00:28:42,020 --> 00:28:43,500 I was looking to see if there was any... 442 00:28:43,500 --> 00:28:45,520 Screensavers and Wallpapers. 443 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,340 A whole episode on that. 444 00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:51,000 High-tech Israel. 445 00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:55,100 Could it be a bit of tech washing that went on there? 446 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:59,640 Creative Writing Consumer Electronics Show 1993. 447 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:02,820 IBM is here. 448 00:29:05,260 --> 00:29:06,980 That sounds good. 449 00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:08,040 It's a full-on... 450 00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:09,480 You get the two bars there. 451 00:29:10,380 --> 00:29:11,100 Maybe... 452 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:11,100 Maybe... 453 00:29:11,100 --> 00:29:15,100 Maybe... 454 00:29:16,540 --> 00:29:17,060 Maybe... 455 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:17,460 The... 456 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,180 Screensavers and Wallpapers. 457 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:19,880 Because that... 458 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:21,800 That really would be clawing... 459 00:29:21,800 --> 00:29:22,080 At... 460 00:29:22,080 --> 00:29:23,040 At every... 461 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:24,680 Conceivable fucking angle... 462 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:25,920 To get a bit of juice going. 463 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:37,820 And a lovely explanation from Stu... 464 00:29:37,820 --> 00:29:40,120 As to what this technology is all about. 465 00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:40,540 Screen burn... 466 00:29:40,540 --> 00:29:41,980 He's telling us about here. 467 00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:42,540 Screen burn... 468 00:29:42,540 --> 00:29:43,540 He's... 469 00:29:43,540 --> 00:30:01,540 He's remarkably tucked... 470 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:02,540 Tucked... 471 00:30:02,540 --> 00:30:04,680 There with that shirt into those pants. 472 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,440 Those chinos. 473 00:30:05,780 --> 00:30:08,800 And this is a real computer graveyard he's in at the moment. 474 00:30:10,080 --> 00:30:11,100 Monitor graveyard. 475 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:15,580 ...away from a tool originally designed to prevent computer burn-in... 476 00:30:15,580 --> 00:30:17,900 To a multi-million dollar computer toy business. 477 00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:19,220 Today we'll take... 478 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:20,960 Computer toy business. 479 00:30:21,400 --> 00:30:23,540 Take a look at screensavers, wallpaper, and more... 480 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:26,460 On this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 481 00:30:26,460 --> 00:30:43,900 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part... 482 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:45,720 By the Software Publishers Association. 483 00:30:46,400 --> 00:30:49,480 Providers of educational materials to help manage software. 484 00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:51,580 Don't copy that floppy. 485 00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,420 And by Hewlett-Packard. 486 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:54,800 Personal computer division. 487 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,760 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 488 00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:01,840 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 489 00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:05,580 With me today is Gina Smith, editor-in-chief of Electronic Entertainment Magazine. 490 00:31:05,820 --> 00:31:07,980 I guess we're talking about electronic entertainment here. 491 00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,680 These are screensavers, animated wallpapers. 492 00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,260 Look at this. 493 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:12,980 An entire rack of CD-ROMs. 494 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:15,580 Nothing but wallpapers and screensavers, right? 495 00:31:15,580 --> 00:31:17,200 And these are screensavers for the discriminating. 496 00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:18,180 These aren't little toasters. 497 00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:20,520 They're really beautiful 256-color photos. 498 00:31:20,780 --> 00:31:21,120 Amazing. 499 00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:21,840 Gorgeous stuff. 500 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:23,120 Let me show you one screen. 501 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:23,500 Amazing. 502 00:31:23,580 --> 00:31:24,680 This is a new generation of stuff. 503 00:31:24,900 --> 00:31:26,660 This is Pixel Play for the Macintosh. 504 00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,720 These are QuickTime video screensavers. 505 00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,660 No more just the toasters and goofy rocking across your screen. 506 00:31:31,700 --> 00:31:32,440 Look and listen to this. 507 00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:33,480 What? 508 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:36,140 You're going to get any work done, right? 509 00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,240 We've come a long way from toasters. 510 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,880 You're going to look like your screensavers the whole time. 511 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:39,800 What do you have over there, Gina? 512 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:40,400 This is animated wallpapers. 513 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,400 Screen savers the whole time. 514 00:31:42,400 --> 00:31:43,760 We've come a long way from toasters. 515 00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:45,400 You're going to look like your screensavers the whole time. 516 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,340 What do you have over there, Gina? 517 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:48,620 This is animated wallpaper for Windows. 518 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:49,860 It's called Crystal Walls. 519 00:31:49,860 --> 00:31:51,120 It's from Domain Virtual World. 520 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,000 This one is called Koi. 521 00:31:53,820 --> 00:31:54,800 Wherever you click. 522 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:57,000 Nice bit of Koi carp you got there. 523 00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,660 You can control the color of the fish and how many fish and how fast they swim. 524 00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:04,420 Nice Koi carp you got in your pool there, Jim. 525 00:32:05,180 --> 00:32:05,780 Where'd you buy? 526 00:32:05,780 --> 00:32:07,360 Oh, it's not even a pool. 527 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,460 It's a screensaver. 528 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:09,300 Fucking hell. 529 00:32:11,740 --> 00:32:15,040 I actually thought that was a real pool of fish you had there, Jim. 530 00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:17,260 Another one I really like. 531 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,380 There are 18 ones to choose from, but I keep coming back to the Sharpays. 532 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:21,560 And these are dogs? 533 00:32:21,820 --> 00:32:23,140 These are Chinese dogs. 534 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,240 Have you ever seen these before? 535 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:24,260 No. 536 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:25,680 Sharpays. 537 00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:26,840 Real ugly. 538 00:32:27,620 --> 00:32:28,940 But they're also kind of cute. 539 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:30,900 And they follow your cursor all around. 540 00:32:30,900 --> 00:32:31,640 And they turn around. 541 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,120 And occasionally they bark. 542 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,800 And they do things. 543 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,920 And I'm sure while we're standing here, one of them may bark. 544 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:40,360 Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers. 545 00:32:40,660 --> 00:32:42,100 It's a lot of fun. 546 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:44,500 I don't know about that. 547 00:32:44,500 --> 00:32:45,400 It's a bizarre phenomenon. 548 00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:49,460 Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers anymore. 549 00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,360 It's a bizarre phenomenon. 550 00:32:50,960 --> 00:32:54,980 Stu's fucking perplexed by this situation. 551 00:32:55,700 --> 00:32:59,940 It warrants further questioning and a further inquisition. 552 00:33:00,940 --> 00:33:04,120 Oh, so this is not even screensavers anymore, Gina. 553 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:06,340 What the fuck is going on? 554 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:10,440 Gina, this is a lot of fun, but I mean, they're really not even screensavers anymore. 555 00:33:10,580 --> 00:33:11,540 It's a bizarre phenomenon. 556 00:33:11,860 --> 00:33:12,480 There was one. 557 00:33:12,820 --> 00:33:15,600 $20 million market and they don't even save your screen anymore. 558 00:33:15,840 --> 00:33:18,460 The only explanation is people just like to have fun. 559 00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:19,260 You want to have fun on your computer. 560 00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:19,960 It's a nice diversion. 561 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:20,340 Why not? 562 00:33:20,380 --> 00:33:21,780 All right, today we'll examine the fascination. 563 00:33:21,780 --> 00:33:22,820 Why not as well? 564 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:30,180 If the proof is in the pudding, the power is in the applications. 565 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,720 One of my favorite all-time Stuart Chauffe quotes. 566 00:33:32,820 --> 00:33:33,860 Thanks very much, Pineapple. 567 00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:35,960 Buy yourself a few screensavers. 568 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:50,320 Never heard of these comic strip characters, Opus and Bill. 569 00:33:50,420 --> 00:33:52,340 I don't know about you, but let's see. 570 00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:59,860 Can the episode volume come up a bit? 571 00:34:00,300 --> 00:34:02,180 Maybe it's because I'm so loud. 572 00:34:02,460 --> 00:34:02,820 Is it? 573 00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:06,640 Maybe what if I reduce my volume of my mic? 574 00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:10,580 Oh my God, look at this guy. 575 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:12,360 Fucking hell. 576 00:34:13,780 --> 00:34:14,920 What's going on? 577 00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:19,540 He's got those things that plug into the back of the glasses to hold them over your neck. 578 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:25,540 But he's gone for like a hyper-glazed lens selection. 579 00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,180 Stylized, hyper-stylized sunglasses lens selection. 580 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:31,960 Polarized probably. 581 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,780 Anti-glare on those guys. 582 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,520 Scratch resistance. 583 00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:36,360 Zeiss. 584 00:34:36,940 --> 00:34:37,860 He's gone Zeiss. 585 00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:38,640 He had the money. 586 00:34:38,740 --> 00:34:40,500 You could tell he had the money because look at the hair. 587 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:41,240 He's got the jacket. 588 00:34:42,000 --> 00:34:44,040 And he's really gone Zeiss on those lenses. 589 00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,220 It's too quiet. 590 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:51,940 Let's see what we can do about that again. 591 00:34:52,980 --> 00:34:55,540 We go to the El Gato volume there. 592 00:34:55,660 --> 00:34:58,260 We put that in the advanced properties there. 593 00:34:58,380 --> 00:35:02,920 We turn that volume up a few decibelations. 594 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:10,500 I'd say we're going to crank that up to about four, three, four decibels higher. 595 00:35:11,320 --> 00:35:12,620 I will hit that guy. 596 00:35:13,220 --> 00:35:18,100 We're going to be doing stuff that looks just as good as what you see on your television screen. 597 00:35:18,100 --> 00:35:23,200 And it's going to be things that people are not used to seeing on their computer screen. 598 00:35:23,880 --> 00:35:28,560 That something that people aren't used to seeing on their computer screen is stuff that makes you laugh. 599 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:32,600 Berkley Brethin found the world of computers cold and devoid of humor. 600 00:35:33,080 --> 00:35:38,100 That's why he entered the software game with Delrina, publishers of the Opus and Bill screensaver. 601 00:35:38,100 --> 00:35:40,560 Opus and Bill. 602 00:35:41,620 --> 00:35:42,620 Never heard of them. 603 00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:44,440 But big news. 604 00:35:44,820 --> 00:35:46,820 Big news back in 1993. 605 00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:48,700 People haven't laughed at a computer screen for. 606 00:35:49,180 --> 00:35:52,680 And you can get all the whiz bang screensavers you want. 607 00:35:53,420 --> 00:36:01,880 But we're trying to elicit the toughest thing, which is the toughest thing to get out of a reader or a watcher, which is a giggle. 608 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:06,080 Rival screensaver publisher Berkley Systems didn't think it was too funny. 609 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:09,040 They actually had to put a man inside that machine. 610 00:36:09,400 --> 00:36:10,040 Rival screensaver. 611 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:12,200 There was a fucking man inside that machine. 612 00:36:12,540 --> 00:36:16,300 He had a nasty turn after day three of the exhibition. 613 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,820 Because they forgot that he was in there. 614 00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:20,260 They left him in. 615 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:21,420 Derek was his name. 616 00:36:21,680 --> 00:36:23,360 And they had to fucking take him to hospital. 617 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,160 But he survived. 618 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:27,600 Screen saver publisher Berkley. 619 00:36:27,660 --> 00:36:30,320 His only, his job was just to move the wings like that. 620 00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:33,960 And he was on $300 a day, would you believe. 621 00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,560 They forgot about him. 622 00:36:38,120 --> 00:36:42,000 Just goes to show you like there's very little consideration out there in the tech world. 623 00:36:42,460 --> 00:36:45,280 For the real meat and potatoes kind of workers, you know. 624 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:52,100 Systems didn't think it was too funny when Opus the Penguin shot down flying toasters in the original Opus and Bill program. 625 00:36:52,620 --> 00:37:01,880 A reissued version shows propeller driven toasters, a concession to the apparent difference in First Amendment rights between software and a printed comic strip. 626 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:03,560 I was expecting them to react. 627 00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:05,160 What the fuck is that about? 628 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:06,020 It's not even funny. 629 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:07,380 And they're saying it needed humor. 630 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,760 I didn't expect a lawsuit. 631 00:37:09,260 --> 00:37:12,240 Opus and Bill's on-screen antics will carry on regardless. 632 00:37:12,620 --> 00:37:19,960 Plans are underway to supply new screen saver modules on a quarterly basis to those who join the Opus and Bill Hackers Club. 633 00:37:20,480 --> 00:37:25,500 Brethet says it's about time we indulged in what is unabashedly entertainment for our computers. 634 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:29,740 You're in the middle of a day and there's Opus yanking his trousers up and down. 635 00:37:30,060 --> 00:37:31,020 It kind of breaks things up. 636 00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:36,500 And I think it's a new dynamic within the industry that hasn't been touched on yet. 637 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:41,040 About entertaining people with laughter in the middle of their work day. 638 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:43,720 And we think we've stumbled upon something. 639 00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,000 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Janelle Patterson. 640 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:48,860 He's going on like he's fucking Steve Jobs or something. 641 00:37:49,380 --> 00:37:51,320 And here he is signing autographs. 642 00:37:51,440 --> 00:37:52,380 Like signing copies. 643 00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:56,300 Like he's fucking a rock star. 644 00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,580 We've stumbled. 645 00:37:58,660 --> 00:38:01,660 Entertaining people with laughter in the middle of their work day. 646 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,340 And we think we've stumbled upon something. 647 00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,240 You know, maybe we stumbled upon something. 648 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:14,900 Like he's on the brink of discovering a new fucking product that's going to rock the world. 649 00:38:15,020 --> 00:38:15,320 For the Computer. 650 00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,760 It was a screen saver of a cartoon shooting a Toadstrap. 651 00:38:19,060 --> 00:38:20,400 I'm Janelle Patterson. 652 00:38:20,660 --> 00:38:20,940 Crazy. 653 00:38:24,380 --> 00:38:25,580 Go Chronicles. 654 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:26,860 Go Chronicles. 655 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:38,180 The comics in the movie seem to dominate screen savers from Mickey Mouse to Captain Kirk. 656 00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:41,340 That was a trademark Stu head turn there. 657 00:38:42,540 --> 00:38:43,940 Just quickly see that again. 658 00:38:45,700 --> 00:38:46,900 Look at the stance. 659 00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:51,400 Three lads lined up ready to fucking take Stu on. 660 00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,100 Core style. 661 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:55,740 That desk. 662 00:38:56,340 --> 00:38:57,220 Specially made. 663 00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,300 Look, it's a triple dogleg desk. 664 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:01,480 It's a fucking Tetris piece of a desk. 665 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,980 That really was a customized job. 666 00:39:06,240 --> 00:39:07,420 Like none other. 667 00:39:08,340 --> 00:39:10,680 And look at the situation here. 668 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:15,780 I forget sometimes that we can go in for a closer look. 669 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,480 Another look at the situation. 670 00:39:18,820 --> 00:39:19,740 Chino gang. 671 00:39:20,160 --> 00:39:21,600 Chino gang represent. 672 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,360 Represent. 673 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:23,840 Chino gang. 674 00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:24,600 Represent. 675 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:24,680 Represent. 676 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:24,880 Represent. 677 00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:24,920 Represent. 678 00:39:24,920 --> 00:39:25,440 Represent. 679 00:39:25,440 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 680 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 681 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 682 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 683 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 684 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,500 Represent. 685 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:25,940 Represent. 686 00:39:25,940 --> 00:39:26,940 And it's a lovely. 687 00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:29,900 Lineup. 688 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,300 Of Chino stew. 689 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:35,220 With the brown shoe combination. 690 00:39:35,220 --> 00:39:39,700 Then we've got light white Chino with brown shoe combination. 691 00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:43,760 We've got another stew with just tan. 692 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:47,280 It's a tan Tommy Schlug special shoe. 693 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,000 A lovely fucking overriding cuff. 694 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,980 Really making a hames of the whole setup. 695 00:39:56,240 --> 00:40:01,520 And what I like about that, he's gone for the cross-legged stew stance. 696 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:03,320 It's an interesting piece. 697 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:07,960 And this guy has gone for a free and easy, carefree, 698 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,220 not going to cross the legs vibe. 699 00:40:10,920 --> 00:40:15,680 But he's definitely going with, you bet your ass he's going to fucking stick that hand in his pocket. 700 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:19,000 And he's playing snooker while he's waiting. 701 00:40:19,100 --> 00:40:20,920 Because he knows he's got two men deep. 702 00:40:20,980 --> 00:40:21,900 He's three men deep. 703 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:24,700 Before he gets a load of stew. 704 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:27,820 So he's going to piss about with his mouse. 705 00:40:28,820 --> 00:40:30,240 And play with his balls. 706 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:33,860 While the other two receive stew at pace. 707 00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:37,560 Stew, ready for the queue. 708 00:40:38,860 --> 00:40:39,820 Head down. 709 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:42,440 Business as usual. 710 00:40:42,620 --> 00:40:43,740 Ready to fucking rock. 711 00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:45,040 Wait till you see. 712 00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:46,200 Once the camera's on, stew. 713 00:40:46,300 --> 00:40:48,140 Wait till you see this head snap right now. 714 00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,360 And look at this desk. 715 00:40:49,440 --> 00:40:50,200 It's a one. 716 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,380 Two. 717 00:40:52,220 --> 00:40:52,620 Three. 718 00:40:53,480 --> 00:40:54,680 And dare I say. 719 00:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,520 We might even have a fourth spoke. 720 00:40:57,900 --> 00:40:59,140 On that desk as well. 721 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,780 It's a crazy bit of carpentry. 722 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:03,120 Even if it was made of wood. 723 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:06,500 There he is. 724 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,040 And this is the man. 725 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:23,120 The comics and the movies seem to dominate screensavers from Mickey Mouse to Captain Kirk. 726 00:41:23,120 --> 00:41:28,060 Here to show us some of the most popular new screensaver characters of Will Chase of Berkeley Systems. 727 00:41:28,060 --> 00:41:30,220 We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith. 728 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,460 Jay Schwartz. 729 00:41:33,180 --> 00:41:35,180 Bill Chase and Jay Schwartz. 730 00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:37,820 Screensaver characters of Will Chase of Berkeley Systems. 731 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:39,980 We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith. 732 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:45,120 Why is the fucking audio is coming through on my computer. 733 00:41:45,720 --> 00:41:47,200 But I want it coming through the headphones. 734 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:50,460 Just for fuck's sake. 735 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,280 Let's see this now. 736 00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:51,900 Sorry about this. 737 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:52,380 We're in there. 738 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:54,700 Don't worry about that now. 739 00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:56,960 Don't worry about that one bit. 740 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,960 Maybe the HD60. 741 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:02,560 And then. 742 00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:05,180 We get on to our. 743 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:09,800 See this. 744 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,720 And also Jim Ed. 745 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:12,280 Now you can hear it. 746 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,200 But I can't hear it. 747 00:42:15,420 --> 00:42:16,460 What if we do. 748 00:42:17,780 --> 00:42:19,200 Something like this. 749 00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:23,160 Monitor that. 750 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,240 Hit play. 751 00:42:26,240 --> 00:42:27,020 Edmonds from. 752 00:42:27,340 --> 00:42:27,780 Beautiful. 753 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:28,980 Now I can really. 754 00:42:29,540 --> 00:42:29,940 Real. 755 00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:30,500 Really. 756 00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:31,680 Get stew. 757 00:42:32,720 --> 00:42:33,080 Stupendously. 758 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:33,960 Stupefied. 759 00:42:34,140 --> 00:42:34,800 Chase of Berkeley. 760 00:42:34,900 --> 00:42:35,640 Stew in. 761 00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:36,680 Fucking both ears. 762 00:42:36,900 --> 00:42:37,380 We have Jonathan Schwartz from Image Smith. 763 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:39,680 And also Jim Edmonds from Asymmetrics. 764 00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:40,240 All right. 765 00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:40,600 Will let's. 766 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,340 Jim Edmonds from Asymmetrics down the back there. 767 00:42:43,420 --> 00:42:45,140 And it is only a three spoke desk. 768 00:42:45,300 --> 00:42:46,160 I'll let this roll. 769 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:46,720 Start with you. 770 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:47,880 And you guys at Berkeley Systems. 771 00:42:48,220 --> 00:42:49,200 Kind of tapped into a. 772 00:42:49,660 --> 00:42:51,620 Responsive vein here with all the screensaver stuff. 773 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,760 But I see now you're calling it desktop art. 774 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,320 In this package screen posters. 775 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,340 Sort of evolved into a sort of a new definition of what this stuff is. 776 00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,080 Exactly. 777 00:42:59,260 --> 00:43:01,720 This is still image screensaver from Berkeley Systems. 778 00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:04,840 As well as the ability to personalize your actual desktop. 779 00:43:05,060 --> 00:43:06,060 So we're sort of accepting the fact. 780 00:43:06,120 --> 00:43:07,940 We're not just saving screens or having fun on the computer. 781 00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:08,320 Exactly. 782 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:08,680 All right. 783 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:10,040 Show me what we can do with the Marvel Comics. 784 00:43:10,100 --> 00:43:10,640 Here's a great one. 785 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,040 That's it. 786 00:43:11,080 --> 00:43:12,280 That is a great image right there. 787 00:43:12,660 --> 00:43:13,360 Now Marvel screen posters. 788 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,440 Rubbish stuff. 789 00:43:15,100 --> 00:43:16,180 X-Men is it? 790 00:43:16,620 --> 00:43:17,720 Fucking Marvel. 791 00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,780 Images from the world of Marvel Comics. 792 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:21,680 Includes origin pages. 793 00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,920 Historic covers. 794 00:43:25,240 --> 00:43:25,720 Superheroes. 795 00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:27,220 Villains. 796 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:27,660 Mutants. 797 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,580 Everything you've come to know and love for Marvel. 798 00:43:30,700 --> 00:43:32,240 Everything you've come to know and love. 799 00:43:32,420 --> 00:43:34,040 I didn't know about them. 800 00:43:34,220 --> 00:43:35,320 And I didn't love them. 801 00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:36,760 And you know why I didn't love them? 802 00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:38,020 Because I didn't know about them. 803 00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:39,640 And you know why I didn't know about them? 804 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:42,180 Because I didn't love them. 805 00:43:42,280 --> 00:43:43,400 Virtual Girl Desktop. 806 00:43:43,540 --> 00:43:44,300 Thank you very much. 807 00:43:44,780 --> 00:43:46,060 Jackie, thank you very much. 808 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:46,920 Comics. 809 00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,680 It goes through all these great transfers. 810 00:43:49,680 --> 00:43:51,140 It's sort of cycling on its own through some of the characters. 811 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:51,680 Exactly. 812 00:43:51,820 --> 00:43:53,040 You've got Silver Surfer right here. 813 00:43:53,180 --> 00:43:56,460 It features Spider-Man, X-Men, Silver Surfer, as you see. 814 00:43:56,660 --> 00:43:58,780 The Incredible Hulk, Thor, everybody. 815 00:43:58,940 --> 00:44:02,400 Show me what the interface looks like and how I would pick which image I want to put on my screen. 816 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:03,060 Okay, we'll do. 817 00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:03,960 Oh, there's a great one. 818 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,340 There's a desktop poster we've got going on right now. 819 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:08,260 Now you open up After Dark. 820 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:11,000 And Marvel Comics is actually a module that runs under After Dark. 821 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:13,080 So it ships with After Dark. 822 00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:16,720 So all you have to do is click on Screen Saver to configure your screen saver options. 823 00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,500 And it'll bring up a graphical browser. 824 00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,840 And you can cruise through these various images. 825 00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:23,560 Just pick up whichever ones you want to run for your screen saver. 826 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,480 You can select all or none or whatever. 827 00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:27,960 And when you're done with that, you just click OK. 828 00:44:28,640 --> 00:44:32,420 Now if you want to create a new screen poster for yourself, you know, personalize your desktop, 829 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,500 you click on Screen Poster. 830 00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:35,860 And you run through the graphical browser again. 831 00:44:36,260 --> 00:44:37,440 You can pick any of these images. 832 00:44:37,640 --> 00:44:40,560 Let's pick out one down here at the bottom that I particularly like. 833 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:40,960 Okay. 834 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:46,900 After Dark was genuinely a big success back then, a huge success as Johnson's Lobster. 835 00:44:47,060 --> 00:44:54,940 Was After Dark, that collection of screen savers that I was on about there a couple of years ago. 836 00:44:55,440 --> 00:45:00,200 The one that had like a gorilla in a fucking electric chair. 837 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,060 And then the professor, like when it got to 12 p.m. 838 00:45:04,060 --> 00:45:05,480 They fucking electrocuted it. 839 00:45:05,780 --> 00:45:06,440 That's it, yeah. 840 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:08,880 I did that on a stream. 841 00:45:08,960 --> 00:45:10,180 Click on this and you click Install. 842 00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,460 And now what this does is it will decompress the image. 843 00:45:13,600 --> 00:45:14,760 It's a JPEG compressed image. 844 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,840 It will automatically decompress it for you and put it up on your desktop. 845 00:45:18,460 --> 00:45:21,540 Now you can surround the poster with black in case it doesn't fill the entire screen. 846 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:25,180 It will tell you how much memory is going to be required to keep that image there. 847 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:26,300 What's the Info button? 848 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:29,000 Well, the Info button provides information about the image. 849 00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,480 It has trivia, historical information, trivia about Marvel. 850 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:35,080 I don't only get the picture, I can find out about Spider-Man. 851 00:45:35,180 --> 00:45:35,460 Exactly. 852 00:45:35,620 --> 00:45:39,080 So you click on Info and it brings up all this really interesting information about Spider-Man. 853 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:41,380 So we've got that image up there now, full screen if we want to know. 854 00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:46,220 So I'll click Done and Close After Dark and you'll be able to see your image right there. 855 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,240 Okay, thanks a lot, Will. 856 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:50,580 Let's take a look at what you guys have over here at Image Smith, Jonathan. 857 00:45:50,580 --> 00:45:51,020 That's Will done. 858 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:52,680 Will will stay there. 859 00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,140 Don't move, Will. 860 00:45:54,200 --> 00:45:55,620 When we're done with you, don't move. 861 00:45:55,620 --> 00:45:58,480 Don't pretend that you're fucking still doing stuff on the computer. 862 00:45:58,620 --> 00:45:59,020 Glad. 863 00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,200 That's what was said to him at the beginning of the show. 864 00:46:01,220 --> 00:46:01,860 Snoopy characters? 865 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,900 That's right, from Charles Schulz in Santa Rosa, a local Bay Area resident. 866 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:07,280 Okay, so show me what I can do with Snoopy on my computer. 867 00:46:07,400 --> 00:46:11,840 Sure, we have three or four ways we can customize your system with a Snoopy character. 868 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:12,580 It's the first one. 869 00:46:14,220 --> 00:46:14,580 Snoopy. 870 00:46:15,080 --> 00:46:19,620 They've got like real professional people on to talk about fucking Snoopy and X-Men. 871 00:46:20,660 --> 00:46:23,220 And she was like, oh, that's really cool. 872 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:23,220 And she was like, oh, that's really cool. 873 00:46:23,220 --> 00:46:26,120 Tell me about the Snoopy stuff you've got going on. 874 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,380 So you got some Snoopy? 875 00:46:27,380 --> 00:46:29,360 Look at what you guys have over here at Image Smith. 876 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,280 You guys work with Snoopy, right? 877 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,600 Jonathan, and I guess you license the Snoopy characters? 878 00:46:33,800 --> 00:46:34,180 That's right. 879 00:46:34,220 --> 00:46:36,620 From Charles Schulz in Santa Rosa, a local Bay Area resident. 880 00:46:36,860 --> 00:46:39,000 Okay, so show me what I can do with Snoopy on my computer. 881 00:46:39,140 --> 00:46:42,360 Sure, we have three or four ways we can let you customize your... 882 00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:43,280 Image Smith. 883 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:49,260 Jonathan Schwartz was an Image Smith, or he worked for a company called Image Smith. 884 00:46:49,520 --> 00:46:54,040 Your system with the Snoopy characters, the first way is with icon stickers, so you can actually replace... 885 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,900 So I can replace my icons with these cute characters? 886 00:46:55,900 --> 00:46:58,320 Your hard drive, in this case, a letter from Computer Chronicles. 887 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,100 Another way is through wallpaper. 888 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:08,740 We call this magic patterns, and we have both noisy and loud patterns, and that refers to the graphical noisiness. 889 00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,060 Let's try one from the quiet and pick a good one. 890 00:47:14,420 --> 00:47:15,080 Oh, they're nice. 891 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:18,540 Oh, one of my favorites is Charlie Brown's sweater. 892 00:47:18,540 --> 00:47:19,920 Okay. 893 00:47:21,360 --> 00:47:22,480 Big laugh, Stu. 894 00:47:22,820 --> 00:47:24,260 That's supposed to be a quiet one. 895 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:24,460 Okay. 896 00:47:24,780 --> 00:47:25,260 Very nice. 897 00:47:25,520 --> 00:47:28,720 Oh, it's one of my favorites is Charlie Brown's sweater. 898 00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:30,180 Okay. 899 00:47:31,580 --> 00:47:32,780 That's a quiet one, I assume. 900 00:47:33,060 --> 00:47:34,360 That's supposed to be a quiet one. 901 00:47:34,360 --> 00:47:34,640 Okay. 902 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:38,700 And then, what's a screensaver without the Berklee Systems After Dark Engine? 903 00:47:39,300 --> 00:47:45,280 We load that in, or include that in with a package, and one of the eight modules that comes along with it is the dance module, 904 00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:49,600 where the characters will get up and dance through four different songs completely randomly. 905 00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:51,120 And this will be kicking in. 906 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,440 Look at Stu's hand here. 907 00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:58,500 It seems to be indicating it's a tell that this is boring. 908 00:47:58,580 --> 00:47:59,500 He knows it's boring. 909 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,640 Characters will get up and dance through four different songs completely randomly. 910 00:48:05,420 --> 00:48:06,560 And this will be kicking in in a second. 911 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:06,800 All right. 912 00:48:06,800 --> 00:48:07,400 So you don't know which character? 913 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:08,880 Absolutely bored. 914 00:48:09,040 --> 00:48:09,560 Cheers, man. 915 00:48:09,580 --> 00:48:11,520 He's fucking tearing the skin off his thumb. 916 00:48:12,720 --> 00:48:13,900 Because this is shit. 917 00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:15,360 Character is going to be. 918 00:48:16,540 --> 00:48:16,860 Okay. 919 00:48:17,820 --> 00:48:21,920 After hearing this for a couple of frames, you find someone is definitely whistling around the office. 920 00:48:22,000 --> 00:48:22,200 All right. 921 00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:24,480 So you have seven computers all doing this inside your office. 922 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:25,240 That's all you need, huh? 923 00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,740 Well, you can turn the sound off. 924 00:48:26,740 --> 00:48:27,060 Okay. 925 00:48:27,060 --> 00:48:28,360 And there's a volume control and a sound. 926 00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:28,420 All right. 927 00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:29,180 What else can you show me? 928 00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:31,420 Let's look at Literary Ace, another one of my favorites. 929 00:48:31,900 --> 00:48:37,360 It's a Snoopy character that actually gets up at night and gets out as typewriter and types. 930 00:48:37,660 --> 00:48:38,280 We've read those strips. 931 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:38,860 Those strips. 932 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,220 And we actually watch him doing it. 933 00:48:40,300 --> 00:48:41,700 He's actually creating stories. 934 00:48:42,680 --> 00:48:44,600 Merry Christmas, Mr. Fontaine. 935 00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,480 Thank you very much. 936 00:48:45,600 --> 00:48:45,920 You're completely random. 937 00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:52,500 Because Stu here is just slightly taking the fucking notepad and pen out from the side here while your man's talking. 938 00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,340 Another one of my favorites. 939 00:48:53,360 --> 00:48:54,700 He needs to just get on with the interview. 940 00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:56,660 It's a Snoopy character that actually gets up. 941 00:48:56,660 --> 00:49:04,060 That was a kind of nonverbal way of saying to the guy, don't make me get the fucking bullet points out, man. 942 00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,920 You know, get going. 943 00:49:06,100 --> 00:49:07,960 Move along here because this is getting boring. 944 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:09,620 Snoopy is shit. 945 00:49:10,020 --> 00:49:11,020 Peanuts is shit. 946 00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:13,920 Make it move fast. 947 00:49:14,500 --> 00:49:16,200 Otherwise, I'm going to consult the clipboard. 948 00:49:16,200 --> 00:49:18,620 And gets out as typewriter and types. 949 00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:19,520 We've read those strips. 950 00:49:19,800 --> 00:49:21,460 And we actually watch him doing it. 951 00:49:21,540 --> 00:49:22,920 He's actually creating stories. 952 00:49:23,420 --> 00:49:24,740 They're completely random. 953 00:49:25,460 --> 00:49:27,440 So every time he types, he types another story. 954 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:28,380 That's exactly right. 955 00:49:28,960 --> 00:49:30,300 Small screens, small stories. 956 00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,960 If you have a large screen, he'll type a large story. 957 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:35,840 Each and every time, it's random except at the very end. 958 00:49:35,900 --> 00:49:36,780 He types in the end. 959 00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,480 He takes his story out. 960 00:49:38,500 --> 00:49:39,300 He doesn't really like it. 961 00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,760 He crumbles it up, throws it away, and that's it for the night. 962 00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:43,800 All right. 963 00:49:43,820 --> 00:49:44,200 This is great. 964 00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:45,100 So this is getting worse now. 965 00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:45,800 Nobody's going to get... 966 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,080 Crazy bit of business there. 967 00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:48,200 He throws it away. 968 00:49:48,200 --> 00:50:07,880 there and that's it for the night thank you very much sir hey banjuel thank you very much great so 969 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:10,760 i'm just getting worse now nobody's going to get any work done right they're going to watch snoopy 970 00:50:10,760 --> 00:50:14,600 dancing watch watch and writing new stars well it does have some functional value it's a lot of 971 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:41,000 it's a screensaver all right thanks a lot let's take a look at what jim has over here with asymmetrics and i guess you guys uh jumped onto the jurassic park bandwagon and licensed dinosaurs for screensavers we've brought entertainment from the big screen to the computer screen all right show me how i use jurassic park screen as a matrix here i'm going to bring up the jurassic park configuration dialogue and from within this i can configure the entire my entire system for jurassic park screen savers wallpapers system sounds and password protection uh-huh we ship a 972 00:50:41,000 --> 00:50:43,320 a variety of multimedia shows. 973 00:50:43,500 --> 00:50:45,120 They range from simple animations 974 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:46,940 to full-fledged multimedia shows 975 00:50:46,940 --> 00:50:47,980 with sounds and graphics. 976 00:50:48,660 --> 00:50:50,140 I'll go ahead and preview one here. 977 00:50:50,260 --> 00:50:51,920 It's something you might see 978 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,620 if you were to take a tour of Jurassic Park. 979 00:50:54,300 --> 00:50:55,920 And these images are all from the movie. 980 00:50:56,040 --> 00:50:57,500 They incorporate sounds from the movie. 981 00:50:57,660 --> 00:50:59,420 Okay, so this, I remember this scene. 982 00:50:59,620 --> 00:51:00,180 Let's listen. 983 00:51:01,820 --> 00:51:03,640 One of the earliest carnivores, 984 00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:06,640 we now know Dilophosaurus is actually poisonous, 985 00:51:07,340 --> 00:51:08,940 spitting its venom at its prey. 986 00:51:10,380 --> 00:51:12,240 Okay, so we're inside the whole van here. 987 00:51:12,260 --> 00:51:13,520 Sorry, I'm just trying to... 988 00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:14,460 You may have saw that coming. 989 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:15,420 Yes, I figured that out. 990 00:51:15,420 --> 00:51:17,380 I'm missing this Jurassic Park thing here 991 00:51:17,380 --> 00:51:18,660 because I'm trying to fucking use the... 992 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:19,660 We have wallpaper, system sounds, 993 00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:20,480 password protection, 994 00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:22,560 password protection standard 995 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:23,680 on most screensaver phones. 996 00:51:23,860 --> 00:51:24,900 But we can play a little animation 997 00:51:24,900 --> 00:51:25,860 with ours as well. 998 00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:27,720 One second here. 999 00:51:27,720 --> 00:51:29,540 You didn't say the magic word. 1000 00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:31,080 When that gets really annoying, 1001 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:32,620 you can just go back to standard password. 1002 00:51:33,040 --> 00:51:35,460 Ah, ah, ah, here's the magic word. 1003 00:51:35,940 --> 00:51:38,160 And it's your man Newman from Seinfeld. 1004 00:51:38,500 --> 00:51:39,760 Ah, you didn't say the magic word. 1005 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:40,560 The magic word. 1006 00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:41,720 And with ours as well. 1007 00:51:41,720 --> 00:51:43,640 And Stu finds that amusing as well, 1008 00:51:43,720 --> 00:51:45,880 although he's still scraping the skin 1009 00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:46,960 off his fucking thumb. 1010 00:51:47,500 --> 00:51:49,520 Ah, you didn't say the magic word. 1011 00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:51,080 And when that gets really annoying, 1012 00:51:51,180 --> 00:51:51,900 you can just go back 1013 00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,040 to standard password protection. 1014 00:51:53,280 --> 00:51:53,480 Okay. 1015 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:55,520 Ah, dialogue clips and sound effects 1016 00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:56,140 from the movie. 1017 00:51:56,320 --> 00:51:58,240 You can configure them to system events 1018 00:51:58,240 --> 00:51:59,340 like Windows Startup. 1019 00:51:59,520 --> 00:51:59,880 Mm-hmm. 1020 00:52:00,140 --> 00:52:01,760 Welcome to Jurassic Park. 1021 00:52:01,760 --> 00:52:02,900 It's a great way to start your day. 1022 00:52:02,980 --> 00:52:03,140 Okay. 1023 00:52:03,380 --> 00:52:05,760 And a variety of film scenes from the movie 1024 00:52:05,760 --> 00:52:08,180 that you can set as your wallpaper background. 1025 00:52:08,180 --> 00:52:10,180 And these are real stunning images. 1026 00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:11,100 I remember those. 1027 00:52:11,100 --> 00:52:31,080 One of my favorite things about this program is an interface we developed based on feedback we got from our kids. 1028 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:33,120 I have two daughters and they will play this. 1029 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:34,020 Literally from your kids. 1030 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:34,420 That's right. 1031 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:34,760 Okay. 1032 00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,480 They'll play this program forever. 1033 00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:37,460 Thanking you. 1034 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,420 And Bob Hoskins loves Mars Bar. 1035 00:52:39,520 --> 00:52:40,400 Thank you very much. 1036 00:52:40,860 --> 00:52:42,800 They'll just play the shows over and over again. 1037 00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:43,300 So we developed... 1038 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:45,340 Click on one of those buttons to call up a scene. 1039 00:52:45,420 --> 00:52:45,560 Right. 1040 00:52:45,660 --> 00:52:47,880 It's a graphical user interface with big buttons. 1041 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:48,520 So there's Map of the Park. 1042 00:52:48,560 --> 00:52:49,580 It's kind of a game board. 1043 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:51,440 Game board. 1044 00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:55,260 And again, we have these shows that they really tell a story and the kids just seem to love them. 1045 00:52:55,360 --> 00:52:55,540 Huh. 1046 00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:57,100 I mean, it's a sort of a game, right? 1047 00:52:57,100 --> 00:52:58,440 You're talking about the kids playing with this stuff. 1048 00:52:58,520 --> 00:53:00,220 It's really moving beyond screen savers. 1049 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,780 This is just stuff to play with on your... 1050 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,680 Oh, that's a lovely one. 1051 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:03,740 That's right. 1052 00:53:03,740 --> 00:53:05,360 And you got the music actually from the movie, too. 1053 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:05,560 That's right. 1054 00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:07,680 We've licensed and included the music from the movie. 1055 00:53:12,400 --> 00:53:15,420 It's hard to tell what's a TV, what's a movie, what's a computer anymore, huh? 1056 00:53:15,420 --> 00:53:15,520 That's right. 1057 00:53:15,660 --> 00:53:16,360 Jim, thanks a lot. 1058 00:53:16,380 --> 00:53:16,740 Thank you. 1059 00:53:16,880 --> 00:53:17,120 All right. 1060 00:53:17,120 --> 00:53:21,700 Another way that familiar pictures get onto your computer screen is through Clip Art Collections. 1061 00:53:21,880 --> 00:53:22,860 Clip Art Packages are going just about as fast as you can. 1062 00:53:22,860 --> 00:53:25,520 Sorry, I'm annoyed that I don't have the sound. 1063 00:53:25,660 --> 00:53:32,880 You know, the fucking Tonight at 9 on Dispatch's ominous drone sound, which is a staple of these 1064 00:53:32,880 --> 00:53:40,420 streams because I spend 50% of the streams zooming in on the faces with that noise. 1065 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,960 And I don't have the noise available to hand. 1066 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,700 A real poor fucking bit of presentation on my part. 1067 00:53:46,780 --> 00:53:47,700 I'm sorry about that. 1068 00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:50,880 I know that there might be a few people who just want to see that. 1069 00:53:52,020 --> 00:53:57,880 But I'm going to move the desk up and stand up here because I feel as though the energy just sat down is not here. 1070 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:01,240 I'm going to put this right up. 1071 00:54:01,380 --> 00:54:03,880 Maybe it's a good thing you don't have it, says Johnson Labs. 1072 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,120 I don't know about that. 1073 00:54:05,260 --> 00:54:09,840 Sometimes it really helps get me into the zone, you know. 1074 00:54:11,420 --> 00:54:14,120 I could spend probably 20 minutes fucking doing that. 1075 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:27,960 Chaos theory. 1076 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,980 Yet tonight at 9 on Dispatch is the man who lost his mind sound effect. 1077 00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:42,880 Fucking. 1078 00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:43,940 Where did I? 1079 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:45,360 Maybe it's down here. 1080 00:54:47,540 --> 00:54:48,340 This cable. 1081 00:54:48,340 --> 00:54:50,640 If I put this cable into this. 1082 00:54:52,840 --> 00:54:53,920 Then it should. 1083 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,260 Give me some power. 1084 00:54:58,500 --> 00:54:59,060 There's it. 1085 00:55:11,620 --> 00:55:13,460 You have to restart the fucking thing. 1086 00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:14,780 Restart that. 1087 00:55:17,420 --> 00:55:18,220 Let's do it back up. 1088 00:55:18,220 --> 00:55:18,500 The screensavers. 1089 00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:22,840 We visited one graphics house that relies heavily on the new clip art collections. 1090 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:29,480 The graphic designers at Rucker Huggins pride themselves on the uniqueness of their digital art. 1091 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:32,260 Most of their illustrations are original work. 1092 00:55:32,260 --> 00:55:36,960 However, they have found a way to incorporate clip art into the design process. 1093 00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:42,300 Hal Rucker says it's a real time saver during the initial creative meeting with a client. 1094 00:55:42,460 --> 00:55:44,320 We don't want to spend a lot of time making you two unbeautiful. 1095 00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:45,620 We just want to get it out in front of them. 1096 00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:46,200 Wow. 1097 00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:48,360 Um, clip art can be valuable because. 1098 00:55:48,360 --> 00:55:50,680 This is another staple for me. 1099 00:55:50,760 --> 00:55:53,680 Being able to do this during fucking interviews with people. 1100 00:55:54,020 --> 00:55:55,420 And to move like that. 1101 00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:57,300 Can't move like that when I'm in a seat. 1102 00:55:58,060 --> 00:56:00,960 If we have an idea that uses a telephone. 1103 00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,820 Liam Rogers, thank you very much. 1104 00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:04,960 Any thoughts on the Resident Evil 4 remake releasing? 1105 00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:05,740 Yeah, it's going to be good. 1106 00:56:05,900 --> 00:56:06,540 It's going to be good. 1107 00:56:07,120 --> 00:56:09,220 It will be funny to tackle it on stream. 1108 00:56:09,360 --> 00:56:09,940 It's going to go. 1109 00:56:10,080 --> 00:56:11,600 We'll, we'll, we'll do it on release. 1110 00:56:11,900 --> 00:56:14,360 Well, I'm saying it here and now we'll do it on release. 1111 00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:16,340 And horrific dino necktie. 1112 00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:17,200 Thank you very much. 1113 00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:18,380 And Connor Hamm. 1114 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,080 Thank you very much. 1115 00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:21,500 Somewhere we can just throw in a clip art telephone. 1116 00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:24,200 And people dissing this guy's haircut. 1117 00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:25,100 It's a great haircut. 1118 00:56:25,220 --> 00:56:26,240 He's got a great hairline. 1119 00:56:26,340 --> 00:56:26,760 It's thick. 1120 00:56:26,940 --> 00:56:27,720 It's frivolous. 1121 00:56:28,180 --> 00:56:29,000 And it's funky. 1122 00:56:29,220 --> 00:56:30,380 Spending time drawing our own. 1123 00:56:31,060 --> 00:56:34,220 And then if the client really likes the idea and he says, yeah, let's go with this. 1124 00:56:34,220 --> 00:56:39,820 Then we'll go back to the drawing board or the computer and draw our own telephone in a style 1125 00:56:39,820 --> 00:56:42,620 that's appropriate for our total design. 1126 00:56:43,140 --> 00:56:47,340 A clip art outline of the state of California is the starting point for this design, 1127 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:51,860 which is then enhanced and embellished using a program called Add Depth. 1128 00:56:52,080 --> 00:56:54,400 This is a selection from Teammaker's new collection. 1129 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,020 I think we have it. 1130 00:56:55,060 --> 00:56:55,960 I think we have it here. 1131 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,860 Oh, beautiful. 1132 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,940 So that's that noise. 1133 00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:01,740 And then we have that. 1134 00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:04,680 Thank God. 1135 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:05,460 It's all we want. 1136 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:06,240 It's all I wanted. 1137 00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:11,440 Collection called Clickart, which Rucker Huggins will use as part of the design for the product box. 1138 00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,320 They begin with the basic shape. 1139 00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:13,720 Product box. 1140 00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:16,500 Then embellish it using Adobe Illustrator and Painter. 1141 00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:27,120 We were able to do some really fun tricks that are unique to Painter, which is we could add a texture to the background so it looks like it's on a cracked stone surface. 1142 00:57:28,180 --> 00:57:33,600 And then we could add a lighting effect to that so it looked like there was a beam of light going across that cast a shadow. 1143 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:39,000 And it was a very easy way to create a fairly dramatic design. 1144 00:57:39,680 --> 00:57:41,920 And that all started with Clickart. 1145 00:57:42,980 --> 00:57:45,440 And that illustration was going to be used on the Clickart package. 1146 00:57:46,020 --> 00:57:48,560 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 1147 00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:01,860 And now we have bots. 1148 00:58:01,860 --> 00:58:03,560 Whether it's Clickart, screen savers... 1149 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:05,360 And now the bots are in town. 1150 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,680 Let me get rid of these fuckers. 1151 00:58:08,820 --> 00:58:12,300 I think they can come in here with their 69Mega.com bullshit. 1152 00:58:13,060 --> 00:58:13,540 It's a... 1153 00:58:13,540 --> 00:58:14,500 It's... 1154 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:16,320 You've gone one step too far. 1155 00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:16,860 You're gone. 1156 00:58:17,980 --> 00:58:19,680 How do they keep replicating? 1157 00:58:22,300 --> 00:58:23,640 I don't need to see them. 1158 00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:30,340 Screens are certainly more interesting to look at these days. 1159 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:35,240 Here to show us some other ways to put pretty pictures on our screens are David Chang from Spinnaker. 1160 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:36,260 Also with... 1161 00:58:36,260 --> 00:58:37,340 Dahi Chang. 1162 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:38,840 From Microsoft. 1163 00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:43,260 And over there we have Martine Edwards from Access SoftTech. 1164 00:58:43,640 --> 00:58:43,960 All right, David. 1165 00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:45,300 SoftTech. 1166 00:58:45,380 --> 00:58:46,300 Let's begin with you. 1167 00:58:46,380 --> 00:58:48,680 And we've been looking at pictures that people are using kind of for fun. 1168 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:51,280 You know, screen savers and wallpaper and that kind of stuff. 1169 00:58:51,460 --> 00:58:55,820 Some people want to put pictures in the computer and actually use them inside newsletters or documents and so on. 1170 00:58:55,980 --> 00:58:56,840 That's what you have, right? 1171 00:58:57,120 --> 00:58:57,280 Right. 1172 00:58:57,340 --> 00:58:59,020 What we have here is PFS Power Album. 1173 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:01,020 It includes a thousand pieces of clip art. 1174 00:59:01,020 --> 00:59:05,820 David Chang here from Sipnaker Software. 1175 00:59:05,820 --> 00:59:07,620 In Windows Metafile format. 1176 00:59:07,620 --> 00:59:11,160 And you can also add your own clip art, scans, drawings and more. 1177 00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:12,740 All right, let's take a look at what's in your library. 1178 00:59:12,740 --> 00:59:13,800 It says a thousand pictures. 1179 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:14,620 And how is this organized? 1180 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:15,460 Sexbot, thank you very much. 1181 00:59:15,460 --> 00:59:15,780 Online one. 1182 00:59:15,780 --> 00:59:17,500 We tried to maintain a photo album metaphor. 1183 00:59:17,500 --> 00:59:19,500 And Connor Hamm and Jeff Goldbar. 1184 00:59:19,620 --> 00:59:26,640 Look at these amazing clip art technological advancements that were made at the behest of humanity. 1185 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:30,640 It has to be said, I really do emphasize humanity on that. 1186 00:59:30,720 --> 00:59:33,480 Look at the situational scenarios here. 1187 00:59:33,940 --> 00:59:41,260 And you got to imagine what life is like back then, 93, going into the office and coming up with some of these pictures. 1188 00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:42,740 Some shit hot artwork. 1189 00:59:43,480 --> 00:59:50,500 And the graphic designers who made them were probably on fucking bundles of money per clip. 1190 00:59:51,260 --> 00:59:51,580 We're here. 1191 00:59:51,580 --> 00:59:54,860 So we have pages that you can turn to view more images. 1192 00:59:54,860 --> 00:59:56,700 Just look at the thumbnails of the pictures you have. 1193 00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:58,500 And there's tabs on the right of the categories. 1194 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:58,840 Right. 1195 00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,540 So I could click on, say, high tech, for example, and see your images. 1196 01:00:04,540 --> 01:00:04,940 Okay. 1197 01:00:04,940 --> 01:00:05,440 Right. 1198 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:06,040 What else? 1199 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,400 Just show me a couple of these categories here because they're kind of nice. 1200 01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:08,980 Objects. 1201 01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,300 They're kind of nice. 1202 01:00:10,300 --> 01:00:14,260 Just a quick glimpse of what you reckon is kind of nice. 1203 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:18,460 Some of these, there's a ball for sports, a baseball. 1204 01:00:18,820 --> 01:00:19,900 You've got a basketball. 1205 01:00:20,800 --> 01:00:24,520 Now, these would really bring to life a Microsoft Word document. 1206 01:00:24,740 --> 01:00:29,380 They would really boost up the presentational style of the Word document you were making. 1207 01:00:29,720 --> 01:00:33,040 And just give it that extra bit of fucking glitz and glam. 1208 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,600 You know, if you saw that on a CV, you'd get hired. 1209 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,420 In 93, it was a different time back then, you know? 1210 01:00:42,040 --> 01:01:00,660 If you wanted to get that job as a swimming instructor at the local leisure center, you knew that even if you didn't have the fucking skills to pay the bills, if you put one of these fucking bad boys in next to your resume or the list of past previous employers and such, then you were getting that fucking job. 1211 01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:09,860 Likewise, if you wanted to be a soccer leg, if you were going for the job of soccer, just a disembodied leg kicking a soccer ball. 1212 01:01:10,380 --> 01:01:11,720 That's all you'd need, man. 1213 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:20,680 And you were on, you were playing for fucking DC Galaxy United alongside Pele and Beckenbauer and all those fucking fat cats. 1214 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,460 And I don't know what that is. 1215 01:01:25,020 --> 01:01:25,840 I have a hurdler. 1216 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:27,820 Categories here because they're kind of nice. 1217 01:01:28,100 --> 01:01:28,660 Objects. 1218 01:01:28,740 --> 01:01:29,160 Mm-hmm. 1219 01:01:29,920 --> 01:01:30,300 People. 1220 01:01:30,300 --> 01:01:33,020 All right, now one of the problems in a... 1221 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,680 Objects, people. 1222 01:01:35,380 --> 01:01:40,700 And a big, big shout-out, and a thank you very much to Anaconda G. 1223 01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,260 Thank you very much, Anaconda G there. 1224 01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:49,940 Very, very kind of you, Tom. 1225 01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:54,520 Very, very kind of Anaconda G, thank you very much. 1226 01:01:55,020 --> 01:01:57,500 And a big shout-out as well to Sexbot Online. 1227 01:01:57,640 --> 01:01:58,480 Thank you very much. 1228 01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:01,820 The Clipart Collection is finding the one you want. 1229 01:02:01,900 --> 01:02:03,380 You don't know exactly what's in here. 1230 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:08,160 Now, I think you can do, like, keyword searches for these pictures, can't you? 1231 01:02:08,200 --> 01:02:08,600 That's right. 1232 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:13,280 Each of the images included with PowerAlbum have been described with keywords. 1233 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,400 So to find a bunch of similar images, I can go to the Find function. 1234 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:19,640 All right, so suppose, yeah, I'm looking for... 1235 01:02:19,640 --> 01:02:20,300 Thank you very much. 1236 01:02:20,520 --> 01:02:23,340 I'm doing a newsletter in our meeting, and I want a graphic that says Meeting. 1237 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,580 Now, can I just say, give it the word Meet or Meeting? 1238 01:02:25,580 --> 01:02:26,800 Right. Let's type in Meet. 1239 01:02:26,940 --> 01:02:27,280 Okay. 1240 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,540 And go to Find All. 1241 01:02:30,500 --> 01:02:35,720 And what PowerAlbum will do is go through the entire album and find all those images that have the word Meet. 1242 01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,740 And so it's created a Meet section for me, or Meeting section for me now. 1243 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:39,960 Wow. 1244 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:40,500 Create a category. 1245 01:02:40,500 --> 01:02:41,380 Type in Meet. 1246 01:02:41,680 --> 01:02:42,720 And this is what you get. 1247 01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:43,420 They're called Found. 1248 01:02:43,420 --> 01:02:44,260 All right, the ones that found. 1249 01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:46,960 So that you can compare all the different images together. 1250 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:46,960 Mm-hmm. 1251 01:02:46,960 --> 01:02:48,960 And find the one that really suits your application. 1252 01:02:48,960 --> 01:02:50,640 Okay, so pick one that I'd put in my newsletter. 1253 01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:51,560 Say that guy over there. 1254 01:02:51,620 --> 01:02:52,060 Try that one. 1255 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:58,680 Now, to get a graphic from PowerAlbum into your application, simple matter of going to the... 1256 01:02:58,680 --> 01:03:00,060 Got to hand it to Chang. 1257 01:03:00,060 --> 01:03:02,760 He's fucking doing the business. 1258 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:05,900 I had my doubts at first. 1259 01:03:07,020 --> 01:03:11,680 But Chang is sending the fucking ball into space with this clipart selection. 1260 01:03:13,140 --> 01:03:14,400 And well done. 1261 01:03:15,060 --> 01:03:16,800 In the future. 1262 01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,240 He's got a fan from the future here. 1263 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,400 Copy the image into the Windows clipboard. 1264 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:27,760 Okay, so really copy and paste as we would in any other Windows application. 1265 01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:27,980 Right. 1266 01:03:28,260 --> 01:03:29,020 Going to another application. 1267 01:03:29,020 --> 01:03:29,220 Wow. 1268 01:03:29,720 --> 01:03:31,240 Seminar on Emerging Technology. 1269 01:03:31,380 --> 01:03:39,520 One of the first tenets of being a leader is to focus our attention on the needs of the customer. 1270 01:03:42,760 --> 01:03:51,260 When we innovate for innovation's sake with secondary regard to customer need, we end up with products that fail. 1271 01:03:52,260 --> 01:03:55,760 I can't read the rest of it there, but I'll read the rest of this here in that style again. 1272 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,660 New directions. 1273 01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,560 Satisfaction and performance. 1274 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:08,020 Measuring performance in today's workplace is a complicated task. 1275 01:04:08,420 --> 01:04:20,200 There are a multitude of variables that must be considered when providing a fair, unbiased, and legal review. 1276 01:04:21,420 --> 01:04:24,240 Exceptional care must be taken to develop. 1277 01:04:24,420 --> 01:04:26,380 So we're in window works right now. 1278 01:04:26,380 --> 01:04:27,200 Yeah, and tenants. 1279 01:04:27,500 --> 01:04:28,420 I want to know what... 1280 01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:29,460 Is it not tenants? 1281 01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:33,840 Because they fucking wrote T-E-N-A-N-T-S. 1282 01:04:33,940 --> 01:04:34,920 Now that to me... 1283 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,920 Means somebody is lodging as their tenant and you're the landlord. 1284 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:42,520 Is it not tenants? 1285 01:04:42,920 --> 01:04:45,060 Like fucking Christopher Nolan's tenant. 1286 01:04:46,140 --> 01:04:48,220 Am I right in saying this, guys? 1287 01:04:52,420 --> 01:04:55,360 Am I right in saying that they're wrong here? 1288 01:04:56,540 --> 01:04:57,980 Might be an American thing. 1289 01:04:58,320 --> 01:04:58,620 Okay. 1290 01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:03,240 Do you know, I'm willing to say... 1291 01:05:03,240 --> 01:05:07,240 I'm willing to accept that they spell the word colour without the U in it. 1292 01:05:07,480 --> 01:05:09,420 I'm willing to accept that they say... 1293 01:05:09,420 --> 01:05:12,420 I'm willing to accept that the Americans will say... 1294 01:05:13,060 --> 01:05:14,780 Aluminum instead of aluminium. 1295 01:05:15,280 --> 01:05:18,420 But what I won't accept tonight, here and now... 1296 01:05:18,940 --> 01:05:20,420 Is that they take the word tenant... 1297 01:05:20,980 --> 01:05:23,420 And they put a fucking N into it... 1298 01:05:23,860 --> 01:05:25,300 And an A as well... 1299 01:05:25,300 --> 01:05:27,600 And change the definition entirely. 1300 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:44,900 I'm not going to accept that. 1301 01:05:44,900 --> 01:05:45,660 Right now. 1302 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:45,920 Right. 1303 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:47,880 Go and click. 1304 01:05:48,920 --> 01:05:49,720 And paste. 1305 01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:52,220 Mm-hmm. 1306 01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:53,280 And then... 1307 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:53,840 Mm-hmm. 1308 01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:54,380 We have it. 1309 01:05:54,460 --> 01:05:56,320 Okay, and it's called Power Album from PFS. 1310 01:05:56,560 --> 01:05:56,760 Right. 1311 01:05:57,060 --> 01:05:57,860 All right, thanks a lot. 1312 01:05:58,420 --> 01:05:58,600 All right. 1313 01:05:58,600 --> 01:06:01,120 Let's take a look at now Microsoft Scenes, Nana. 1314 01:06:01,560 --> 01:06:03,600 And I guess these are the three packages over here. 1315 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,160 And just tell me briefly what's inside these. 1316 01:06:05,160 --> 01:06:05,960 Okay, we have the Sierra. 1317 01:06:06,280 --> 01:06:07,780 Lovely hand gesture there. 1318 01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:08,960 It was a seance. 1319 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:09,360 Nana. 1320 01:06:09,500 --> 01:06:09,900 Kind of... 1321 01:06:09,900 --> 01:06:11,020 And I guess these are the three packages... 1322 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:11,580 A Ouija board. 1323 01:06:11,720 --> 01:06:12,560 A Ouija board. 1324 01:06:12,660 --> 01:06:13,300 A Ouija board. 1325 01:06:14,020 --> 01:06:14,880 Look at this here. 1326 01:06:14,880 --> 01:06:17,940 We got any sweet music for this hand gesture here. 1327 01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,340 Let's see if we have any sweet music. 1328 01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:23,080 That's as sweet as we can go here. 1329 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,520 Stu's fucking... 1330 01:06:26,520 --> 01:06:29,180 What's he summoning from that technology there? 1331 01:06:31,420 --> 01:06:41,140 Stu put his hand over the fucking mystery screensaver software package and tried to summon the evil demon of the software realm. 1332 01:06:41,820 --> 01:06:48,260 A screensaver demon that would grace a thousand screens from now until eternity. 1333 01:06:50,260 --> 01:06:51,900 And just tell me briefly what's inside these. 1334 01:06:51,900 --> 01:06:57,320 Okay, we have the Sierra Club collection, which is basically the photographs from the Sierra Club calendars that we're all very familiar with. 1335 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,520 The Ouija board. 1336 01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,920 We have the impressionist collection, impressionist, post-impressionist paintings. 1337 01:07:01,020 --> 01:07:01,180 Right. 1338 01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:05,100 Outer space, photographs from NASA and observatories around the world. 1339 01:07:05,160 --> 01:07:06,420 And how many are in each of the collections? 1340 01:07:06,640 --> 01:07:09,660 There are 48 photographic images in each collection. 1341 01:07:09,820 --> 01:07:11,660 All right, just have to show me what these look like on the... 1342 01:07:11,660 --> 01:07:15,060 A text message from my cousin there. 1343 01:07:15,060 --> 01:07:17,060 We've got him there. 1344 01:07:20,560 --> 01:07:24,040 Oya Francis, it's me, your cousin, Doyle McManus. 1345 01:07:24,380 --> 01:07:27,780 We've reason to believe that you were in cahoots with the fucking cartel. 1346 01:07:28,180 --> 01:07:29,480 Is that what you're at all day, is it? 1347 01:07:29,660 --> 01:07:33,140 Sitting on your fat arse, playing the fucking cartel station. 1348 01:07:33,580 --> 01:07:37,740 Yeah, you're desensitizing the masses to the global homeless agenda. 1349 01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:39,620 We know well that you're fucked. 1350 01:07:39,880 --> 01:07:41,060 We're going to get a hold of you. 1351 01:07:41,340 --> 01:07:45,500 If you want to know any more information, I suggest you call me back or ring the cards. 1352 01:07:45,840 --> 01:07:48,640 Because they'll fucking tell you everything you need to know about me. 1353 01:07:50,180 --> 01:07:50,980 Fucking hell. 1354 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:53,700 That was a bit much. 1355 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:54,880 Tom, were you watching that? 1356 01:07:56,340 --> 01:07:57,120 I was, yeah. 1357 01:07:57,340 --> 01:07:57,760 It's sickening. 1358 01:07:57,820 --> 01:07:58,600 That's Doyle, is it? 1359 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:03,400 I don't know, but it was a fucking aggressive tone. 1360 01:08:04,100 --> 01:08:09,660 And they said that I was fucking in cahoots with the cartel and they were fucking the cabal. 1361 01:08:12,100 --> 01:08:12,860 I don't mind them. 1362 01:08:13,620 --> 01:08:14,240 Don't mind them. 1363 01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:17,740 We'll carry on with this. 1364 01:08:17,880 --> 01:08:21,420 There are space photographs from NASA and observatories around the world. 1365 01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:22,700 And how many are in each of the collections? 1366 01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,640 There are 48 photographic images in each collection, in each box. 1367 01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:28,400 All right, so show me what these look like on the computer screen. 1368 01:08:28,440 --> 01:08:29,320 What are we looking at right now? 1369 01:08:29,400 --> 01:08:32,520 Well, actually, right now we're looking at one of the pictures from the outer space collection. 1370 01:08:32,520 --> 01:08:34,760 Just went into the Sierra Club collection. 1371 01:08:35,500 --> 01:08:36,240 And it's in random places. 1372 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:36,980 Thank you very much. 1373 01:08:37,480 --> 01:08:38,240 Monty Don. 1374 01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:40,480 Yeah, I won't say that word. 1375 01:08:40,600 --> 01:08:42,180 It was a swear word that made it through. 1376 01:08:42,300 --> 01:08:43,100 Thank you very much. 1377 01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:45,040 We're cycling through some of these pictures. 1378 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:45,740 Yeah, exactly. 1379 01:08:46,100 --> 01:08:46,840 Another from the Sierra Club. 1380 01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:47,860 And more Sierra Club stuff. 1381 01:08:47,900 --> 01:08:49,360 Let's just take a look at these because they're so pretty. 1382 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:50,080 Yeah, yeah. 1383 01:08:50,200 --> 01:08:52,540 And you can use these as screensavers or wallpaper, right? 1384 01:08:52,540 --> 01:08:53,160 Yes, both. 1385 01:08:53,620 --> 01:08:57,300 All right, show me the interface and show me how I would pick these pictures and put them inside my app. 1386 01:08:57,380 --> 01:08:58,820 Oh, there's a gorgeous impressionist one. 1387 01:08:58,900 --> 01:08:59,220 Exactly. 1388 01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:04,700 Well, all right, as a screensaver, you can choose which picture sets you're going to cycle through. 1389 01:09:04,760 --> 01:09:05,460 Thank you, Doyle. 1390 01:09:05,460 --> 01:09:06,780 So they're the three sets you were showing me. 1391 01:09:07,120 --> 01:09:10,300 The different transitions, how the pictures are going to change between each other. 1392 01:09:10,300 --> 01:09:11,240 Cuts, dissolves, wipes, etc. 1393 01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:11,560 Exactly. 1394 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:12,320 So I can do that. 1395 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:16,120 When the screensaver should come on, like after you haven't been typing for five minutes or more. 1396 01:09:16,200 --> 01:09:20,520 And in this case, how quickly you want the pictures to change. 1397 01:09:20,880 --> 01:09:21,560 Now, I've got it set. 1398 01:09:21,860 --> 01:09:24,420 We're still on screensavers here and there's nothing much. 1399 01:09:24,420 --> 01:09:25,720 Most people set it for five, ten. 1400 01:09:25,720 --> 01:09:28,480 There's nothing innovative coming from this. 1401 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:30,160 I can't really feel the vibe here. 1402 01:09:30,280 --> 01:09:32,980 Chang fucking knocked her out the park before her. 1403 01:09:33,140 --> 01:09:34,400 I don't know what she's doing. 1404 01:09:34,540 --> 01:09:37,700 15 minutes because the whole idea is to take a little breather. 1405 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,680 Stop work. 1406 01:09:38,860 --> 01:09:39,640 Take a deep breath. 1407 01:09:39,760 --> 01:09:41,240 Yes, calm down for a moment. 1408 01:09:41,340 --> 01:09:41,640 Okay. 1409 01:09:41,860 --> 01:09:42,940 All right, let's stop coming now. 1410 01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:43,180 Let's go. 1411 01:09:43,180 --> 01:09:43,380 Okay. 1412 01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:47,200 Let's stop coming, is it? 1413 01:09:47,260 --> 01:09:50,320 15 minutes because the whole idea is to take a little breather. 1414 01:09:50,640 --> 01:09:51,320 Stop work. 1415 01:09:51,500 --> 01:09:52,260 Take a deep breath. 1416 01:09:52,380 --> 01:09:53,860 Yes, calm down for a moment. 1417 01:09:53,980 --> 01:09:54,300 Okay. 1418 01:09:54,480 --> 01:09:55,560 All right, let's stop coming now. 1419 01:09:55,660 --> 01:09:55,800 Let's go. 1420 01:09:55,800 --> 01:09:55,980 Okay. 1421 01:09:57,260 --> 01:09:58,480 Then we have quick starts. 1422 01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:01,820 She said calm down, but he said let's stop coming. 1423 01:10:02,760 --> 01:10:04,180 I don't know what's going on there. 1424 01:10:04,260 --> 01:10:04,920 Thanks very much. 1425 01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:05,800 Show me the interface. 1426 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:06,440 Okay. 1427 01:10:06,620 --> 01:10:07,720 All right, let's stop coming now. 1428 01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:07,920 Let's go. 1429 01:10:07,920 --> 01:10:08,160 Okay. 1430 01:10:09,300 --> 01:10:11,100 Let's calm down for a moment. 1431 01:10:11,200 --> 01:10:11,540 Okay. 1432 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,800 All right, let's stop coming now. 1433 01:10:12,840 --> 01:10:13,020 Let's go. 1434 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:13,240 Okay. 1435 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:14,740 All right. 1436 01:10:14,740 --> 01:10:18,220 Then we have quick starts to cover up the important information and password to keep it covered up. 1437 01:10:18,220 --> 01:10:25,400 Now, one of the things that's neat about Microsoft Scenes is you can take your own photos, your own family snapshots, and get them converted into this file format, right? 1438 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:25,720 Exactly. 1439 01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:27,260 Okay, now we sent you a bunch of pictures. 1440 01:10:27,360 --> 01:10:27,520 Right. 1441 01:10:27,520 --> 01:10:28,320 Tell me how that works. 1442 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:36,120 Well, basically, in each box, there is a little photo mailer that allows you to slip in your 3x5 or 4x6 prints, and you send it to a company called Genographics. 1443 01:10:36,840 --> 01:10:40,720 Genographics is one of the world's largest slide or image processing companies around. 1444 01:10:40,920 --> 01:10:42,220 Is this free or do you have to pay for this? 1445 01:10:42,220 --> 01:10:43,960 The first three are absolutely free. 1446 01:10:44,280 --> 01:10:45,260 So that's a great deal. 1447 01:10:45,260 --> 01:10:45,460 Okay. 1448 01:10:45,660 --> 01:10:47,540 But they send you back this little folder that has- 1449 01:10:47,540 --> 01:10:49,100 We're told it's a great deal. 1450 01:10:49,260 --> 01:10:50,920 A little disc in it plus your pictures. 1451 01:10:51,160 --> 01:10:51,380 Okay. 1452 01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:51,660 So you get those back. 1453 01:10:51,660 --> 01:10:52,880 So you get your pictures in the disc. 1454 01:10:52,960 --> 01:10:53,080 Right? 1455 01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:54,100 You put the floppy disc in the machine. 1456 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:54,100 Yep. 1457 01:10:54,100 --> 01:10:54,580 Put it in there. 1458 01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:55,000 All right. 1459 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,400 So we sent you a bunch of photos from the Israel show we did a couple of months ago. 1460 01:10:58,880 --> 01:11:00,320 We got to see that Israel show. 1461 01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,680 It looks like it could be a blast. 1462 01:11:02,340 --> 01:11:03,940 Could be a nice bit of tech washing. 1463 01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:06,640 You know, the way they say it's sports washing for Qatar. 1464 01:11:07,400 --> 01:11:10,540 It might have been an Israeli tech washing exercise. 1465 01:11:11,140 --> 01:11:14,880 And Stuart, Stuart might have been on the Israeli dollar. 1466 01:11:15,680 --> 01:11:16,660 Let's watch that one next. 1467 01:11:16,660 --> 01:11:17,080 Take your step. 1468 01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:19,000 Let's put that one on next. 1469 01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,860 It could be a fucking gemstone in the rough. 1470 01:11:22,500 --> 01:11:23,720 Now you have to tell it where it is. 1471 01:11:23,800 --> 01:11:23,940 Okay. 1472 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:26,020 It's in my C drive because I happen to have preloaded this. 1473 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:27,900 I'm just thinking of Stu. 1474 01:11:28,040 --> 01:11:33,600 Imagine loads of Stu interstitials where he's talking about how good the Israelis are. 1475 01:11:33,760 --> 01:11:33,980 Okay. 1476 01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,920 So to ask me, well, where did you put that? 1477 01:11:36,040 --> 01:11:37,500 Well, I put it into my- 1478 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:38,060 C-chron. 1479 01:11:38,300 --> 01:11:38,480 Yeah. 1480 01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,000 C-chron. 1481 01:11:39,280 --> 01:11:41,020 That's what I call Computer Chronicles. 1482 01:11:41,400 --> 01:11:42,460 Now you want to see what's in there? 1483 01:11:43,040 --> 01:11:44,860 Let's go into this preview section. 1484 01:11:45,280 --> 01:11:45,960 Computer Chronicles. 1485 01:11:46,960 --> 01:11:47,360 BBW100. 1486 01:11:47,620 --> 01:11:48,280 Fuck, no way. 1487 01:11:48,440 --> 01:11:48,760 Installed. 1488 01:11:49,140 --> 01:11:50,100 Now you want to see what's in there? 1489 01:11:50,300 --> 01:11:51,040 Let's have a look. 1490 01:11:55,660 --> 01:11:58,460 There's a folder called BBW100. 1491 01:11:59,340 --> 01:12:02,460 Very suspect name for a folder. 1492 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,120 Because I happen to have preloaded this. 1493 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:05,360 Okay. 1494 01:12:05,800 --> 01:12:07,000 Especially for a woman. 1495 01:12:07,000 --> 01:12:07,380 Where did you put that? 1496 01:12:07,860 --> 01:12:11,120 Especially for a lady to have on her C drive. 1497 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:12,420 Put it into my- 1498 01:12:12,420 --> 01:12:13,020 C-chron. 1499 01:12:13,260 --> 01:12:13,420 Yeah. 1500 01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:14,180 Okay. 1501 01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:15,100 So it says, great. 1502 01:12:15,360 --> 01:12:15,920 Okay, it's installed. 1503 01:12:16,500 --> 01:12:17,500 BBW100. 1504 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:17,500 BBW100. 1505 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:19,800 Let's go into this preview section. 1506 01:12:20,280 --> 01:12:21,000 Computer Chronicles. 1507 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:24,240 A new voice has entered the head and I can't. 1508 01:12:24,460 --> 01:12:24,680 Okay. 1509 01:12:24,920 --> 01:12:25,560 Let's decompress it. 1510 01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:26,680 Now, it is decompressing. 1511 01:12:26,780 --> 01:12:27,920 Can't fucking get rid of it. 1512 01:12:28,060 --> 01:12:30,000 Just three megabytes of hard disk space. 1513 01:12:30,400 --> 01:12:32,540 So let's take a look at that so you can actually see it. 1514 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:32,840 Okay. 1515 01:12:32,940 --> 01:12:34,840 And there we were standing on the Mediterranean Sea. 1516 01:12:34,840 --> 01:12:35,840 Stew on the beach. 1517 01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:36,400 Stew on the beach. 1518 01:12:36,840 --> 01:12:37,980 Malibu stew. 1519 01:12:38,620 --> 01:12:40,200 Doing it smooth. 1520 01:12:40,640 --> 01:12:42,220 On the LA beach scene. 1521 01:12:43,100 --> 01:12:44,740 And look at the fucking rig up. 1522 01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:46,080 That they've got there. 1523 01:12:46,220 --> 01:12:51,360 Big fucking clunky McDunk clunkerson there with the big clunk fest of a camera. 1524 01:12:52,120 --> 01:12:53,500 He's got a pan bar. 1525 01:12:54,380 --> 01:12:58,020 Got a massive pan bar on the top of that fucking tripod. 1526 01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:03,060 It's a real clunker McDunkerson scenario. 1527 01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:05,220 And he's getting all the attention down the beach. 1528 01:13:05,220 --> 01:13:06,500 See in Tel Aviv. 1529 01:13:06,520 --> 01:13:06,740 Right. 1530 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:07,100 Exactly. 1531 01:13:07,400 --> 01:13:07,960 Doing what we call a stand-up. 1532 01:13:08,120 --> 01:13:12,340 And I could then take this and turn it into a screensaver or wallpaper or whatever. 1533 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:14,520 Now, let's say, in fact, let's do this. 1534 01:13:14,680 --> 01:13:15,100 Let's do it. 1535 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:16,560 Let it go into its screensaver mode. 1536 01:13:16,600 --> 01:13:17,560 I'm doing a quick start. 1537 01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:17,860 Okay. 1538 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:19,220 And you see it's going through. 1539 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,180 It's cycling again to decompress it. 1540 01:13:21,560 --> 01:13:23,900 And it's bringing up, it looks like a Monet. 1541 01:13:24,100 --> 01:13:25,060 Water lilies, in fact. 1542 01:13:25,280 --> 01:13:28,720 Now, one of the first things that happens when you see this, at least when I've shown this to people, 1543 01:13:28,780 --> 01:13:30,180 is they want to know what it is that they're looking at. 1544 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:30,380 Right. 1545 01:13:30,960 --> 01:13:34,320 So, we give people, well, let's go through the next one. 1546 01:13:34,320 --> 01:13:37,980 Look at the pants on the guy or no pants. 1547 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:40,220 Pants, but no pants. 1548 01:13:40,380 --> 01:13:41,500 So, we give people. 1549 01:13:41,540 --> 01:13:47,780 What is Stu doing in fucking Israel with a guy with no pants on or shorts? 1550 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:48,520 And who's this? 1551 01:13:48,840 --> 01:13:50,880 Look at this fella in the background as well. 1552 01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:52,620 How bizarre. 1553 01:13:53,020 --> 01:13:54,520 Checkle Stu, thank you very much. 1554 01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:57,500 And it goes from a Monet painting to this. 1555 01:13:57,500 --> 01:13:59,100 Well, let's let it go through the next one. 1556 01:13:59,520 --> 01:14:00,760 Even Stu is laughing. 1557 01:14:01,140 --> 01:14:03,280 She was like, why did you put that in there? 1558 01:14:03,340 --> 01:14:04,860 Makes me look fucking shit, man. 1559 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,100 I thought those were two arms. 1560 01:14:21,320 --> 01:14:22,900 Do you know when the image was... 1561 01:14:22,900 --> 01:14:28,600 I thought those were your man's arms and he was holding up a fucking rock that he was going to throw in at Stu. 1562 01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:33,860 But it becomes clear that that's some kind of structure behind him. 1563 01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:36,040 And are these like barbed wire? 1564 01:14:36,980 --> 01:14:38,120 Is that like fucking... 1565 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:42,300 Is that the border where they're trying to keep the Palestinians out or something? 1566 01:14:43,300 --> 01:14:44,380 And Stu's like... 1567 01:14:44,380 --> 01:14:45,580 It seemed to be real hard. 1568 01:14:45,580 --> 01:14:49,640 We're here today at the Palestinian border. 1569 01:14:50,740 --> 01:14:53,460 Where Israel's making a startup revolution. 1570 01:14:54,600 --> 01:14:56,140 So, we give people... 1571 01:14:56,140 --> 01:14:56,860 Well, let's... 1572 01:14:56,860 --> 01:14:58,320 Can you see how... 1573 01:14:58,320 --> 01:15:02,960 I thought that was a fella that was about to throw a fucking big boulder at Stu. 1574 01:15:03,700 --> 01:15:06,320 Do you know before the image becomes resolatory... 1575 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,000 Acceptable. 1576 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,600 Which is a brand new fucking phrase. 1577 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,080 Well, let's let it go through the next one. 1578 01:15:13,080 --> 01:15:14,480 It seemed to really like that one. 1579 01:15:14,700 --> 01:15:16,360 Stu wanted that changed. 1580 01:15:17,040 --> 01:15:18,720 Straight away, Stu wanted that changed. 1581 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,760 Let's go through one more time. 1582 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:21,040 Bring up another picture. 1583 01:15:21,140 --> 01:15:21,860 So one of your... 1584 01:15:21,860 --> 01:15:23,000 You're from your three collections. 1585 01:15:23,180 --> 01:15:23,660 Right, right. 1586 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:24,460 Outer space. 1587 01:15:24,580 --> 01:15:24,760 Okay. 1588 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,500 Oh, that went too quickly. 1589 01:15:26,720 --> 01:15:27,260 Okay, go ahead. 1590 01:15:27,820 --> 01:15:29,220 So we'll start it again. 1591 01:15:29,600 --> 01:15:29,960 Okay. 1592 01:15:30,140 --> 01:15:31,400 So you made it go too quickly there now. 1593 01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:31,640 Yes. 1594 01:15:32,260 --> 01:15:32,620 Okay. 1595 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:33,820 All right. 1596 01:15:33,820 --> 01:15:34,540 So here's a pretty one. 1597 01:15:34,640 --> 01:15:34,780 Okay. 1598 01:15:34,900 --> 01:15:36,340 So we're coming up with a picture. 1599 01:15:36,660 --> 01:15:38,120 And I want information about this. 1600 01:15:38,120 --> 01:15:38,400 Okay. 1601 01:15:38,540 --> 01:15:39,140 And I guess. 1602 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:40,440 Oh, you know what it is? 1603 01:15:40,580 --> 01:15:42,660 I didn't set it to change with the screensaver. 1604 01:15:42,900 --> 01:15:43,220 Okay. 1605 01:15:44,160 --> 01:15:45,080 Fucking it up, man. 1606 01:15:45,440 --> 01:15:46,300 Fucked it all up. 1607 01:15:46,420 --> 01:15:47,080 Didn't do this. 1608 01:15:47,120 --> 01:15:47,780 Didn't do that. 1609 01:15:48,540 --> 01:15:49,620 This show is... 1610 01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:50,320 Time is money. 1611 01:15:50,940 --> 01:15:52,860 You're very lucky if Stu's gonna let you do this. 1612 01:15:52,860 --> 01:15:53,480 the third time. 1613 01:15:53,540 --> 01:15:54,380 I wonder will he go. 1614 01:15:54,480 --> 01:15:56,660 Because I've seen Stu time, time again. 1615 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,180 He cuts it. 1616 01:15:57,320 --> 01:15:58,580 He cuts it after two attempts. 1617 01:15:59,000 --> 01:16:01,400 So you set it to go with the screensaver. 1618 01:16:01,580 --> 01:16:02,220 It decompresses. 1619 01:16:02,680 --> 01:16:04,700 Brings up an outer space shot. 1620 01:16:04,700 --> 01:16:05,000 All right. 1621 01:16:05,080 --> 01:16:07,360 So we can find out information about that picture. 1622 01:16:07,360 --> 01:16:09,560 You can first of all show what it is. 1623 01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:11,200 And then even beyond that... 1624 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,360 So they're all captioned. 1625 01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:13,540 You can actually bring us information. 1626 01:16:13,920 --> 01:16:15,140 So I mean, this is more than screen... 1627 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:17,180 Earth from Apollo 17. 1628 01:16:19,180 --> 01:16:22,780 Of all the dozens of planets and moons in our solar system, 1629 01:16:23,460 --> 01:16:25,500 only one supports life. 1630 01:16:26,300 --> 01:16:26,740 Earth. 1631 01:16:27,700 --> 01:16:31,060 Our planet is a delicate island of life. 1632 01:16:31,440 --> 01:16:34,300 Alone in the vast harsh sea of space. 1633 01:16:34,980 --> 01:16:37,680 A fact that is best appreciated from afar. 1634 01:16:38,940 --> 01:16:39,720 Screensaver wallpaper. 1635 01:16:39,720 --> 01:16:40,040 Yes. 1636 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,720 I mean, you could be studying impressionist art... 1637 01:16:41,720 --> 01:16:41,860 Yes. 1638 01:16:41,860 --> 01:16:43,260 ...or studying space pictures or whatever. 1639 01:16:43,260 --> 01:16:43,320 Yes. 1640 01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:45,540 And it's all in bite-sized chunks so you're not overwhelmed. 1641 01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:46,680 Space pictures. 1642 01:16:46,900 --> 01:16:47,260 Buy it. 1643 01:16:47,260 --> 01:16:48,000 That's really nice. 1644 01:16:48,060 --> 01:16:48,880 Nana, thank you very much. 1645 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:49,360 Thank you. 1646 01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:49,700 All right. 1647 01:16:49,700 --> 01:16:54,280 We're going to turn now to full motion video screensavers, I guess, Martine. 1648 01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:54,840 Yes, Tom. 1649 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:55,640 And tell me about this. 1650 01:16:55,640 --> 01:16:55,800 FMV. 1651 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:56,720 FMV. 1652 01:16:56,840 --> 01:16:57,860 Full motion video. 1653 01:16:58,560 --> 01:16:59,000 Matinee. 1654 01:16:59,580 --> 01:17:00,720 And tell me what this is. 1655 01:17:01,020 --> 01:17:04,760 Well, it's a full motion video screensaver playing the video at 30 frames a second. 1656 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:09,080 And this is Martine Edwards from Access Soft Deck. 1657 01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:12,460 So here we have the diskette version with 38 video clips. 1658 01:17:12,620 --> 01:17:12,800 Okay. 1659 01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:14,980 So there's a diskette version and a CD-ROM version? 1660 01:17:15,060 --> 01:17:15,400 Correct. 1661 01:17:15,540 --> 01:17:17,100 And 38 on the diskette version. 1662 01:17:17,140 --> 01:17:18,080 How many on the CD-ROM version? 1663 01:17:18,080 --> 01:17:18,660 250. 1664 01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:19,740 Okay. 1665 01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,420 And show me how I would decide which ones to click. 1666 01:17:22,420 --> 01:17:23,360 That looked rubbish then. 1667 01:17:23,360 --> 01:17:23,960 Did you see that? 1668 01:17:23,960 --> 01:17:24,480 It was rubbish. 1669 01:17:25,660 --> 01:17:25,940 Correct. 1670 01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:26,520 Yes. 1671 01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,580 And up here we have the movie library where we can preview clips. 1672 01:17:30,700 --> 01:17:31,940 So you just click on one of those clips. 1673 01:17:31,940 --> 01:17:33,500 Funny, funny chimp movie. 1674 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,380 Funny chimp MPEG4. 1675 01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:36,060 MPEG. 1676 01:17:36,140 --> 01:17:37,300 And we see, okay, that's a cute one. 1677 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:37,840 Let's look at a couple of these. 1678 01:17:37,860 --> 01:17:39,380 It was a cute one, says Stu. 1679 01:17:39,520 --> 01:17:40,100 Couple of these. 1680 01:17:40,640 --> 01:17:44,000 And then here we have our storyboard and we just drag the clips down. 1681 01:17:44,300 --> 01:17:45,740 GBP, thank you very much. 1682 01:17:45,860 --> 01:17:46,820 Storyboard that we want. 1683 01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:47,740 Can we preview some? 1684 01:17:47,840 --> 01:17:49,080 Yeah, that's the lips clips. 1685 01:17:49,080 --> 01:17:50,360 And what else do we have? 1686 01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:50,860 Lips. 1687 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:51,260 You've got. 1688 01:17:51,360 --> 01:17:52,300 Okay, little cartoons. 1689 01:17:52,620 --> 01:17:53,440 Another cartoon. 1690 01:17:53,680 --> 01:17:54,580 You've got a chimp. 1691 01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:55,160 You've got lips. 1692 01:17:55,160 --> 01:17:55,920 I love the cartoons. 1693 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,060 Yeah, what else? 1694 01:17:57,740 --> 01:17:58,460 What else? 1695 01:17:58,600 --> 01:17:58,940 Uh-huh. 1696 01:17:59,740 --> 01:18:00,580 Finger flame. 1697 01:18:00,820 --> 01:18:01,680 Okay, show me another one. 1698 01:18:02,860 --> 01:18:04,260 Everyone recognize the flying. 1699 01:18:04,260 --> 01:18:05,980 Flying toast, if not flying toaster. 1700 01:18:06,020 --> 01:18:06,900 Flying toast. 1701 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:07,420 That's a classic. 1702 01:18:07,420 --> 01:18:08,580 So I paste my whole movie together. 1703 01:18:08,580 --> 01:18:08,600 So I paste my whole movie together. 1704 01:18:08,700 --> 01:18:09,420 And then what do I do now? 1705 01:18:10,200 --> 01:18:13,600 Well, we can change the different playback options. 1706 01:18:14,980 --> 01:18:16,600 There's password protection, of course. 1707 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,600 So you can leave your desk without the fear of someone seeing. 1708 01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:21,480 Your work? 1709 01:18:21,700 --> 01:18:22,080 Exactly. 1710 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,700 Or even if you're doing your resume at work and you don't want anyone to see. 1711 01:18:26,380 --> 01:18:26,820 Fake lap. 1712 01:18:26,880 --> 01:18:27,900 We also have. 1713 01:18:27,900 --> 01:18:33,600 This was what the idea of cool was back then because, like, the technology wasn't around 1714 01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:40,980 at the time to just juxtapose images of just that didn't have anything to do with each 1715 01:18:40,980 --> 01:18:44,160 other, against each other in a film stream. 1716 01:18:44,900 --> 01:18:47,180 And then that was cool in the 90s, you know? 1717 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:53,040 The technology had arrived where you could take film footage from the fucking 1930s and 1718 01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:57,580 then put that with a cartoon and then some modern MTV shite of lips. 1719 01:18:58,220 --> 01:18:59,620 And people thought that was cool. 1720 01:18:59,620 --> 01:19:06,720 And then some people with no taste, I believe, still do because you find that on the RTE2, Network 1721 01:19:06,720 --> 01:19:13,780 2, Interstitial Idents, where it's just like a picture of fucking a dog and then a man 1722 01:19:13,780 --> 01:19:17,380 on a roller coaster and then, like, a turd on a floor and then someone drinking. 1723 01:19:17,480 --> 01:19:23,500 It's just a bombardment of fucking random images and, like, that's what's used. 1724 01:19:24,180 --> 01:19:28,240 And I already went off on them earlier on for the music that they play on the RTE player for 1725 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,260 the World Cup instead of playing adverts. 1726 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:35,640 But another bugbear is that kind of stuff where it's like, just put, make some better fucking 1727 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:35,980 idents. 1728 01:19:35,980 --> 01:19:40,780 You had better idents probably in the late 90s, early 2000s. 1729 01:19:41,120 --> 01:19:42,720 But they've gone backwards, in my opinion. 1730 01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:46,380 Well, we can actually, of course, we lost my favorite against that. 1731 01:19:47,300 --> 01:19:51,500 So then we can either wait for our screensaver to come up or... 1732 01:19:51,500 --> 01:19:54,460 So we created our little movie and now we can get to watch it here. 1733 01:19:54,480 --> 01:19:54,860 Exactly. 1734 01:19:54,980 --> 01:19:55,680 So this is the TV. 1735 01:19:56,100 --> 01:19:58,160 Ooh, that's a little thing we added at the end. 1736 01:19:59,480 --> 01:20:04,360 So this is the TV screen version, but then it'll automatically go into screensaver mode? 1737 01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,700 Right, otherwise it wouldn't really be a screensaver. 1738 01:20:06,700 --> 01:20:07,360 Which it's doing right now. 1739 01:20:08,460 --> 01:20:08,660 Yeah. 1740 01:20:08,880 --> 01:20:10,320 Well, that's a lot of fun, real motion video. 1741 01:20:10,640 --> 01:20:13,300 Now, do I need a really complicated PC to support this? 1742 01:20:13,620 --> 01:20:15,980 No, actually, this is my home computer, one I have at home. 1743 01:20:16,720 --> 01:20:22,280 You do need a 38620, Windows 3.1, and a 256 color display. 1744 01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,920 Martine, if I have my own videos, can I add them into your matinee screen? 1745 01:20:25,920 --> 01:20:30,600 Someone's just said, Aisling B and Marie from Breaking Bad. 1746 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:32,100 I'm not sure. 1747 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,920 I can't remember. 1748 01:20:33,120 --> 01:20:35,840 I have still the pleasure of watching Breaking Bad. 1749 01:20:35,920 --> 01:20:36,880 It's still there for me. 1750 01:20:36,940 --> 01:20:37,340 I haven't. 1751 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:39,280 I've only seen the first ever two episodes. 1752 01:20:39,900 --> 01:20:44,200 I can't wait to watch the entirety of that. 1753 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,220 It's all ahead of me. 1754 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:48,820 Do you know when people say, I wish I could watch it for the first time? 1755 01:20:49,820 --> 01:20:57,500 Well, I am one of those people who has still not seen Breaking Bad, and it's meant to be one of the best. 1756 01:20:58,160 --> 01:21:01,280 Up there with Sopranos, I've still got to watch it. 1757 01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:07,440 So, just a little moment for me there to say, I bet you wish you were me. 1758 01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:12,820 Thank you very much there, Ralph Steges, for the tip there. 1759 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,700 256 color display. 1760 01:21:14,920 --> 01:21:18,460 Martine, if I have my own videos, can I add them into your matinee screensaver? 1761 01:21:18,640 --> 01:21:19,040 Absolutely. 1762 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:26,820 If you have any AVI clips, which is the video for Windows Standard, you can copy them right into your matinee directory, and they'll play as the other matinee clips. 1763 01:21:27,040 --> 01:21:27,940 Okay, thanks a lot. 1764 01:21:28,020 --> 01:21:28,320 Thank you. 1765 01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:30,020 That's our look at screensavers, etc. 1766 01:21:30,280 --> 01:21:33,120 Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access. 1767 01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:39,360 I hope the Israel episode isn't going to be a letdown, but I think it could be potentially a letdown. 1768 01:21:46,020 --> 01:21:48,460 In the Random Access file this week, Dell... 1769 01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:50,560 Janelle Stelzen's after you. 1770 01:21:50,620 --> 01:21:53,900 ...computer says it will no longer sell computers through retail stores. 1771 01:21:54,340 --> 01:21:57,020 Instead, Dell plans to expand its direct order business. 1772 01:21:57,020 --> 01:22:04,420 But if you still want to purchase a Dell machine at CompUSA or Sam's Club, the PCs will be available until the current inventory runs out. 1773 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:11,860 In a bid to win operating system market share, Apple has announced that System 7.5 will be available this summer. 1774 01:22:11,860 --> 01:22:18,900 New features include Apple Guide, which leads you through a task one step at a time using on-screen clues like arrows and red circles. 1775 01:22:18,900 --> 01:22:26,300 Apple is claiming that Microsoft's much-awaited new version of Windows, known as Chicago, will mimic System 7.5. 1776 01:22:26,300 --> 01:22:28,880 Chicago is scheduled to ship at the end of the year. 1777 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:32,860 And on a sad note, we must report the death of industry leader Gary Kildall. 1778 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:37,120 This is a moment right here. Look, this is Gary Kildall. 1779 01:22:37,120 --> 01:22:41,860 And we report there. This is the first time we've seen a report on it. 1780 01:22:41,860 --> 01:22:47,460 Gary Kildall. Gary created the early operating system CPM and founded Digital Research. 1781 01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:50,780 He also co-hosted Computer Chronicles for several years. 1782 01:22:50,780 --> 01:22:56,180 WordPerfect Magazine and WordPerfect for Windows Magazine are going online August 1st. 1783 01:22:56,180 --> 01:23:00,680 The magazines will provide users with access to articles, macros, and archives. 1784 01:23:00,680 --> 01:23:03,800 They'll also let you communicate with other readers and editors. 1785 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:11,900 WordPerfect says the publications will be available on CompuServe, America Online, and Zip Davis, Ereactive's Interchange. 1786 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:15,400 Going online can save you money on your long-distance bill. 1787 01:23:15,660 --> 01:23:20,280 Several phone companies have been using CompuServe to give out free, prepaid telephone cards, 1788 01:23:20,380 --> 01:23:26,560 good for calls in the US. So where do you find the free phone time? Check under Go Telecards. 1789 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:32,880 The World Cup games featured the largest telecommunications network ever assembled for a single sporting event. 1790 01:23:33,200 --> 01:23:35,960 Sprint, EDS, and Sun Microsystems teamed up. 1791 01:23:36,120 --> 01:23:40,060 Name that player. Is that a USA player, is it? 1792 01:23:41,120 --> 01:23:43,780 Don't remember if they scored many goals. 1793 01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:48,680 That's not Germany they're playing, is it? 1794 01:23:49,980 --> 01:23:54,480 EDS and Sun Microsystems teamed up to support the more 1795 01:23:54,480 --> 01:23:59,580 Dually! And it's a real hot shot goal from Dually! 1796 01:23:59,700 --> 01:24:04,660 More than 7,000 journalists covering the games and provide information to soccer fans worldwide. 1797 01:24:05,160 --> 01:24:07,160 Who was the other player who was congratulating them? 1798 01:24:07,160 --> 01:24:16,460 More than 7,000 journalists covering the games and providing information to soccer fans worldwide via online services. 1799 01:24:16,940 --> 01:24:23,440 If you must miss the collision of comets with Jupiter this month, you don't have to wait until the next millennia to see it happen again. 1800 01:24:23,440 --> 01:24:23,940 Dually! 1801 01:24:23,940 --> 01:24:35,940 The software can also work with various telescopes for the serious stargazer. 1802 01:24:35,940 --> 01:24:42,440 And finally, it was not your average June wedding that took place at last month's PC Expo in New York City. 1803 01:24:42,440 --> 01:24:47,940 Cassandra Lehman and Chris Thorne became the first couple to tie the knot in cyberspace. 1804 01:24:47,940 --> 01:24:54,440 The ceremony used ISDN technology to link the couple with a judge who presided from Santa Clara, California. 1805 01:24:54,440 --> 01:24:59,040 The wedding took place at Symantec's booth with help from Pacific Bell and Compression Labs. 1806 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:06,940 Cassandra and Chris decided to actually travel to their honeymoon destination of Greece rather than see it over ISDN lines. 1807 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,440 And that is it for this week. 1808 01:25:08,440 --> 01:25:10,440 F*ckin' ISDN priest. 1809 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:12,440 Right there, look. 1810 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:13,440 The ceremony used ISDN. 1811 01:25:13,440 --> 01:25:19,440 Got me off there. 1812 01:25:19,440 --> 01:25:30,940 Tonight at 9:00 on dispatches, the ISDN priest. 1813 01:25:30,940 --> 01:25:43,940 The ISDN technology to link the couple with a judge who presided from Santa Clara, California. 1814 01:25:43,940 --> 01:25:48,440 The wedding took place at Symantec's booth with help from Pacific Bell and Compression Labs. 1815 01:25:48,440 --> 01:25:49,440 I didn't have anything for that. 1816 01:25:49,440 --> 01:25:56,440 Cassandra and Chris decided to actually travel to their honeymoon destination of Greece rather than see it over ISDN lines. 1817 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:58,440 And that is it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 1818 01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,440 I'm Janelle Stolson. 1819 01:26:00,440 --> 01:26:03,440 Janelle Stolson's there for you. 1820 01:26:03,440 --> 01:26:05,440 This Pentium PC is straight into it. 1821 01:26:05,440 --> 01:26:10,440 We're going to watch the Israel episode, but let's just see Stu's intro here. 1822 01:26:10,440 --> 01:26:12,440 It could be fantastic. 1823 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:14,940 Could be very loud as well. 1824 01:26:14,940 --> 01:26:16,940 Let's turn that down a notch or two. 1825 01:26:16,940 --> 01:26:25,940 It's trying to guess what he's going to say here when the roller coaster goes around the loop and then it pans out. 1826 01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:27,940 Zoom out to Stu. 1827 01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:31,940 What's he going to say? 1828 01:26:31,940 --> 01:26:35,940 I'm here at a modern theme park. 1829 01:26:35,940 --> 01:26:36,440 Power. 1830 01:26:36,440 --> 01:26:37,440 Power. 1831 01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:39,440 It's about Pentium PCs. 1832 01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:42,440 So, uh, power maybe. 1833 01:26:42,440 --> 01:26:44,440 Pentium power, is it? 1834 01:26:44,440 --> 01:26:46,440 New tech. 1835 01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:48,440 We've got a few suggestions there. 1836 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:54,440 Brooklyn says, "New technology sometimes throws you for a loop. 1837 01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:59,940 Where Intel are gaining pace." 1838 01:26:59,940 --> 01:27:04,940 Looking for anything else. 1839 01:27:04,940 --> 01:27:08,940 Sometimes the internet can feel like a roller coaster. 1840 01:27:08,940 --> 01:27:10,440 It's good. 1841 01:27:10,440 --> 01:27:11,440 It's good. 1842 01:27:11,440 --> 01:27:12,440 It's good. 1843 01:27:12,440 --> 01:27:16,440 But it's not right because 93 still wouldn't have heralded in the internet era. 1844 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:23,440 Look to the horizon. 1845 01:27:27,440 --> 01:27:29,940 The word loop has to be in there. 1846 01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:34,940 Loop or ride has to be in there. 1847 01:27:36,940 --> 01:27:37,440 Fun. 1848 01:27:37,440 --> 01:27:38,940 Fun definitely has to be in there. 1849 01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:45,940 It's a long. 1850 01:27:45,940 --> 01:27:46,940 It's a long. 1851 01:27:46,940 --> 01:27:47,940 Ha ha ha ha ha. 1852 01:27:49,940 --> 01:27:52,440 I was thinking, "Where is Stu?" 1853 01:27:52,440 --> 01:27:53,440 Where is he? 1854 01:27:53,440 --> 01:27:55,440 There he fucking is. 1855 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:58,440 There he is. 1856 01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:05,440 Tonight at 9:00 on dispatches. 1857 01:28:07,440 --> 01:28:08,440 The roller coaster man. 1858 01:28:15,440 --> 01:28:15,940 Hehehehe. 1859 01:28:16,940 --> 01:28:17,940 Abe's Odyssey. 1860 01:28:19,940 --> 01:28:22,940 Somebody there has said Abe's Odyssey head on him. 1861 01:28:23,940 --> 01:28:25,940 The Abe's Odyssey head on him. 1862 01:28:25,940 --> 01:28:27,940 Thank you very much, Schultz. 1863 01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:29,940 For your tip. 1864 01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:35,440 Ha ha. 1865 01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:35,940 Abe's World. 1866 01:28:35,940 --> 01:28:37,940 This is Top Gun the world. 1867 01:28:37,940 --> 01:28:38,940 Ha ha ha ha. 1868 01:28:38,940 --> 01:28:39,940 Woo! 1869 01:28:39,940 --> 01:28:43,940 World's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great of America. 1870 01:28:43,940 --> 01:28:46,440 In Santa Clara County. 1871 01:28:46,440 --> 01:28:47,440 God the- 1872 01:28:47,440 --> 01:28:48,440 Ha! 1873 01:28:48,440 --> 01:28:50,440 This is Top Gun! 1874 01:28:50,440 --> 01:28:52,440 Sorry, I'm not even on the screen there. 1875 01:28:52,440 --> 01:28:53,440 And we've got- 1876 01:28:53,440 --> 01:28:54,440 Just as we're having fun there. 1877 01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:55,440 The bots have come into town. 1878 01:28:55,440 --> 01:28:57,440 To play their little stupid games again. 1879 01:28:57,440 --> 01:28:59,440 Let me fucking take these fuckers down. 1880 01:28:59,440 --> 01:29:00,440 Take these fucking- 1881 01:29:00,440 --> 01:29:01,440 Assholes down. 1882 01:29:01,440 --> 01:29:02,440 Fil- 1883 01:29:02,440 --> 01:29:03,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1884 01:29:03,440 --> 01:29:04,440 Fil- 1885 01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:05,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1886 01:29:05,440 --> 01:29:06,440 Fil- 1887 01:29:06,440 --> 01:29:07,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1888 01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:08,440 Fil- 1889 01:29:08,440 --> 01:29:09,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1890 01:29:09,440 --> 01:29:10,440 Fil- 1891 01:29:10,440 --> 01:29:11,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1892 01:29:11,440 --> 01:29:12,440 Fil- 1893 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:12,440 69mega.com flame emoji. 1894 01:29:12,440 --> 01:29:13,440 Fill- 1895 01:29:13,440 --> 01:29:13,940 70mega.com flame emoji. 1896 01:29:13,940 --> 01:29:14,940 Fill life with emotions. 1897 01:29:14,940 --> 01:29:15,940 Find love. 1898 01:29:15,940 --> 01:29:16,940 Right. 1899 01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:17,940 Okay. 1900 01:29:17,940 --> 01:29:18,940 That's that. 1901 01:29:18,940 --> 01:29:19,940 That's that. 1902 01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:20,940 Vanquished. 1903 01:29:20,940 --> 01:29:24,940 I can take down the, uh, the boost I made in the original episode there. 1904 01:29:24,940 --> 01:29:43,440 This is Top Gun, the world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara, California. 1905 01:29:43,440 --> 01:29:48,940 It's sheer speed and power makes your heart beat a lot faster. 1906 01:29:48,940 --> 01:29:49,940 Speed and power. 1907 01:29:49,940 --> 01:29:54,940 But also here in Santa Clara, just across the road there, is the Intel Corporation. 1908 01:29:54,940 --> 01:29:55,940 Intel Corporation. 1909 01:29:55,940 --> 01:29:56,440 We're making a- 1910 01:29:56,440 --> 01:29:57,440 Intel Corporation. 1911 01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:58,440 We're making a- 1912 01:29:58,440 --> 01:29:58,440 Hello- 1913 01:29:58,440 --> 01:30:08,440 This is Top Gun, the world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara. 1914 01:30:08,440 --> 01:30:09,440 Fastest- 1915 01:30:09,440 --> 01:30:10,440 Top Gun. 1916 01:30:10,440 --> 01:30:22,940 And somebody in the chat there, wonky Kong says, I rode that Top Gun roller coaster. 1917 01:30:22,940 --> 01:30:28,100 The world's newest and fastest roller coaster here at Great America in Santa Clara, California. 1918 01:30:28,460 --> 01:30:29,500 It's sheer speed and... 1919 01:30:29,500 --> 01:30:32,540 And somebody in the chat there, Wonky Kong, says, 1920 01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:35,640 I rode that Top Gun roller coaster. 1921 01:30:35,880 --> 01:30:37,660 Sounds like you had a blast. 1922 01:30:37,840 --> 01:30:39,700 Power makes your heart beat a lot faster. 1923 01:30:40,060 --> 01:30:42,780 But also here in Santa Clara, just across the road there, 1924 01:30:43,060 --> 01:30:46,800 is the Intel Corporation, where they're making the Pentium microprocessor. 1925 01:30:47,180 --> 01:30:50,640 It's sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster. 1926 01:30:50,640 --> 01:30:52,480 Today, we'll take a look at the... 1927 01:30:52,480 --> 01:30:54,440 That doesn't sound correct, does it? 1928 01:30:54,520 --> 01:30:58,140 The sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster. 1929 01:30:58,980 --> 01:31:00,220 Me feel English? 1930 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,340 The road there is the Intel Corporation, 1931 01:31:03,660 --> 01:31:05,580 where they're making the Pentium microprocessor. 1932 01:31:05,960 --> 01:31:09,440 It's sheer speed and power will make your computer beat a lot faster. 1933 01:31:09,780 --> 01:31:10,820 Today, we'll take a look at... 1934 01:31:10,820 --> 01:31:13,300 Beat? Oh, beat, okay, yeah, right, getcha, getcha, getcha. 1935 01:31:13,320 --> 01:31:15,600 Ups and downs of the new Pentium PCs, 1936 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:18,360 on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 1937 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:35,840 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel, 1938 01:31:36,060 --> 01:31:39,280 microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 1939 01:31:39,280 --> 01:31:41,500 Intel, the computer inside. 1940 01:31:42,300 --> 01:31:46,000 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association, 1941 01:31:46,500 --> 01:31:49,500 providers of educational materials to help manage software. 1942 01:31:50,120 --> 01:31:51,440 Don't copy that floppy. 1943 01:31:52,460 --> 01:31:55,240 And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division. 1944 01:32:00,340 --> 01:32:02,100 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 1945 01:32:02,200 --> 01:32:03,120 I'm Stuart Sheffey. 1946 01:32:03,180 --> 01:32:04,520 Liquid. Liquid again. 1947 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:07,240 We're going into this. 1948 01:32:07,320 --> 01:32:09,660 We were meant to watch the fucking Israel episode, okay? 1949 01:32:09,960 --> 01:32:11,340 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 1950 01:32:11,480 --> 01:32:12,420 I'm Stuart Sheffey. 1951 01:32:12,500 --> 01:32:13,740 And with me today is Ken Lowe, 1952 01:32:13,880 --> 01:32:16,540 Principal Micro Components Analyst with DataQuest. 1953 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:18,600 And you specialize in this chip stuff, Ken. 1954 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,780 And first of all, show us the Intel Pentium chip. 1955 01:32:21,900 --> 01:32:24,280 Okay, we'll look at the Israel one because it'll be, 1956 01:32:24,380 --> 01:32:27,220 it could be fucking something new. 1957 01:32:27,920 --> 01:32:28,460 Let's have a look. 1958 01:32:29,900 --> 01:32:30,980 High-tech Israel. 1959 01:32:31,400 --> 01:32:32,280 Could be shit though. 1960 01:32:32,280 --> 01:32:32,580 According. 1961 01:32:33,000 --> 01:32:33,980 Wow, here we go. 1962 01:32:34,280 --> 01:32:35,240 Some tech washing. 1963 01:32:36,320 --> 01:32:38,280 The sands of time here, look. 1964 01:32:38,400 --> 01:32:38,720 Stew. 1965 01:32:39,000 --> 01:32:39,840 Philosophy stew. 1966 01:32:40,060 --> 01:32:41,740 Philosophy stew. 1967 01:32:42,260 --> 01:32:44,240 According to ancient scriptures, 1968 01:32:45,240 --> 01:32:49,120 these lands were first inhabited by the Jews. 1969 01:32:49,900 --> 01:32:52,840 They have a stake in the claim to the land, 1970 01:32:53,180 --> 01:32:54,760 and it's rightfully theirs. 1971 01:32:55,440 --> 01:32:57,340 I haven't been paid to say this. 1972 01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,060 According to local sources, 1973 01:33:00,280 --> 01:33:02,980 this was the site of the original Silicon Valley. 1974 01:33:02,980 --> 01:33:04,320 This was the site. 1975 01:33:04,620 --> 01:33:07,780 Coast in Israel, where about 5,000 years ago, 1976 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:11,380 the Phoenicians first used silicon to manufacture glassware. 1977 01:33:11,880 --> 01:33:13,700 Well, there's a different kind of Silicon Valley 1978 01:33:13,700 --> 01:33:15,180 growing up in Israel these days, 1979 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:18,480 with large American computer companies like Microsoft, 1980 01:33:18,840 --> 01:33:22,100 Intel, and IBM running major R&D centers here, 1981 01:33:22,380 --> 01:33:24,700 and innovative Israeli companies exporting 1982 01:33:24,700 --> 01:33:26,920 leading-edge computer software products. 1983 01:33:27,340 --> 01:33:30,140 Today, we visit the high-tech center of the Middle East 1984 01:33:30,140 --> 01:33:33,120 on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles. 1985 01:33:33,120 --> 01:33:50,320 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel, 1986 01:33:50,580 --> 01:33:53,740 microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 1987 01:33:54,020 --> 01:33:55,860 Intel, the computer inside. 1988 01:33:56,280 --> 01:34:00,460 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association, 1989 01:34:00,960 --> 01:34:03,980 providers of educational materials to help manage software. 1990 01:34:04,540 --> 01:34:05,920 Don't copy that floppy. 1991 01:34:06,920 --> 01:34:09,720 And by Hewlett Packard, Personal Computer Division. 1992 01:34:13,720 --> 01:34:18,400 Wow, it's an incredible opener, 1993 01:34:18,660 --> 01:34:23,980 which harks back to the olden days of Computer Chronicles. 1994 01:34:24,580 --> 01:34:25,900 That is to say, 1995 01:34:26,480 --> 01:34:27,200 two men, 1996 01:34:27,480 --> 01:34:28,240 one desk, 1997 01:34:28,880 --> 01:34:30,300 one computer monitor, 1998 01:34:31,340 --> 01:34:33,860 an array of gadgets, gizmos, and toys, 1999 01:34:33,860 --> 01:34:36,760 and then a fade-up, 2000 01:34:36,940 --> 01:34:38,160 a light fade-up. 2001 01:34:39,560 --> 01:34:41,180 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 2002 01:34:41,300 --> 01:34:42,840 And a liquid intro. 2003 01:34:43,060 --> 01:34:44,280 I'm Stuart Shiffey, 2004 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:46,120 and with me today is Dan Vilna'i, 2005 01:34:46,260 --> 01:34:48,760 president of Computer Access Technology Corporation. 2006 01:34:49,160 --> 01:34:50,820 Dan, you and your partner are Israelis 2007 01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:52,600 who have come here to California. 2008 01:34:52,700 --> 01:34:53,660 You formed a company called... 2009 01:34:53,660 --> 01:34:54,920 So we're in California now. 2010 01:34:54,920 --> 01:34:55,900 ...called CATC 2011 01:34:55,900 --> 01:34:58,980 to develop and market this Access Bus technology. 2012 01:34:59,080 --> 01:34:59,460 What is it? 2013 01:35:00,120 --> 01:35:02,280 Access Bus is a communication protocol 2014 01:35:02,280 --> 01:35:04,920 that allows you to connect multiple devices 2015 01:35:04,920 --> 01:35:06,780 to a single port on the computer. 2016 01:35:07,760 --> 01:35:09,240 For example, here we see... 2017 01:35:09,240 --> 01:35:10,200 We have, what, three mice... 2018 01:35:11,260 --> 01:35:11,900 What was that? 2019 01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:13,000 There was a... 2020 01:35:13,000 --> 01:35:14,820 He was gesturing there. 2021 01:35:14,900 --> 01:35:17,580 Was that a secret fucking coded message there 2022 01:35:17,580 --> 01:35:19,100 when he went like this? 2023 01:35:19,100 --> 01:35:20,200 For example, here we... 2024 01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:24,200 What, three mice... 2025 01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:26,140 Two mice, one trackball 2026 01:35:26,140 --> 01:35:29,980 that are connected through the Access Bus port... 2027 01:35:29,980 --> 01:35:32,080 So there's really just one wire going into this machine. 2028 01:35:32,080 --> 01:35:32,580 That's right. 2029 01:35:32,580 --> 01:35:36,960 And each one of these devices controls a different cursor on the screen. 2030 01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:39,040 So you can have multiple people. 2031 01:35:39,040 --> 01:35:40,620 And now you say you've had plug and play. 2032 01:35:40,620 --> 01:35:44,500 I can actually plug in a fourth input device without rebooting or reconfiguring. 2033 01:35:44,500 --> 01:35:45,000 Exactly. 2034 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,000 And it'll know what's going on. 2035 01:35:46,000 --> 01:35:46,500 Try it. 2036 01:35:46,500 --> 01:35:47,200 And we'll try it. 2037 01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:48,000 That's a fourth one. 2038 01:35:48,000 --> 01:35:49,000 I'm plugging this trackball. 2039 01:35:49,000 --> 01:35:50,680 And there's my fourth guy over there. 2040 01:35:50,680 --> 01:35:51,200 Uh-huh. 2041 01:35:51,200 --> 01:35:52,120 Pretty good. 2042 01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:52,340 All right. 2043 01:35:52,340 --> 01:35:53,620 What's the deal on the keyboards then? 2044 01:35:53,620 --> 01:35:55,540 Uh... let's go over... 2045 01:35:55,540 --> 01:35:55,960 Okay, let's see. 2046 01:35:55,960 --> 01:35:57,620 I've got control right now, I guess. 2047 01:35:57,620 --> 01:35:59,420 Don't understand what they're doing here. 2048 01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:01,920 Okay, so I'm running the computer over here right now. 2049 01:36:01,920 --> 01:36:02,420 And it's... 2050 01:36:02,420 --> 01:36:02,920 And it's... 2051 01:36:02,920 --> 01:36:03,800 So they're in California. 2052 01:36:03,800 --> 01:36:05,300 I'm not understanding what's going on here. 2053 01:36:05,300 --> 01:36:07,300 I thought we were going to see a lot of Israel stuff. 2054 01:36:07,300 --> 01:36:11,040 And also we had shots of stew on the beach in Tel Aviv and all that. 2055 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:13,660 It's not plugged in and I do want to plug it in. 2056 01:36:13,660 --> 01:36:16,660 So I go on and I plug it in. 2057 01:36:16,660 --> 01:36:18,000 And there are you. 2058 01:36:18,000 --> 01:36:19,660 I have my own window and... 2059 01:36:19,660 --> 01:36:21,920 And I have my... we're both working on the same machine at the same time? 2060 01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:22,420 Exactly. 2061 01:36:22,420 --> 01:36:22,920 Wow. 2062 01:36:22,920 --> 01:36:23,420 All right. 2063 01:36:23,420 --> 01:36:24,540 What are the... this is the board over here? 2064 01:36:24,540 --> 01:36:29,540 Yeah, this is the board that is the heart of the access bus in this machine. 2065 01:36:29,540 --> 01:36:30,540 It's an add-on board for the PC. 2066 01:36:30,540 --> 01:36:31,540 This is USB, is it? 2067 01:36:31,540 --> 01:36:36,040 The second board is a similar product for the Sun workstations. 2068 01:36:36,040 --> 01:36:39,040 And it brings access bus to the Sun workstation. 2069 01:36:39,040 --> 01:36:40,540 What's the application of this technology? 2070 01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:44,040 I know you can plug up to 120 different input devices into one little 386. 2071 01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:45,040 How would you use that? 2072 01:36:45,040 --> 01:36:46,040 Right. 2073 01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:48,040 It's input and output devices. 2074 01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:54,040 And you can use it in education, probably in a classroom environment. 2075 01:36:54,040 --> 01:36:56,040 Every student with his own keyboard. 2076 01:36:56,040 --> 01:36:57,040 Exactly. 2077 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,040 Or in simulations and games. 2078 01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:03,040 You can use it in CAD CAM, in data acquisition. 2079 01:37:03,040 --> 01:37:06,040 You can use it in point of sales. 2080 01:37:06,040 --> 01:37:07,040 The list is endless. 2081 01:37:07,040 --> 01:37:08,040 Thank you. 2082 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:09,040 All right. 2083 01:37:09,040 --> 01:37:13,040 Today we will travel to the Middle East to explore the computer industry in Israel 2084 01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:17,040 and find out why so many American computer companies are doing business there. 2085 01:37:17,040 --> 01:37:24,040 A significant number of the really incredible developers we had hired were saying to us that 2086 01:37:24,040 --> 01:37:28,040 they wanted to go back to Israel and work there. 2087 01:37:28,040 --> 01:37:35,040 This was fall Comdex 1992, where the featured international attraction was the Israeli Resources Forum. 2088 01:37:35,040 --> 01:37:39,040 Israeli computer companies trying to make deals with American partners. 2089 01:37:39,040 --> 01:37:42,040 But Microsoft had already made its deal. 2090 01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:46,040 Two years ago, Gates decided to follow some of his Israeli engineers 2091 01:37:46,040 --> 01:37:49,040 and to set up shop here in Haifa on the Mediterranean coast. 2092 01:37:49,040 --> 01:37:57,040 Haifa is one leg of the Israeli high-tech triangle, stretching east to Jerusalem and south to Tel Aviv. 2093 01:37:57,040 --> 01:38:08,040 In the triangle of Haifa, Jerusalem and Tel Aviv, I think there are nearly as many computer scientists as, practically as in Silicon Valley, 2094 01:38:08,040 --> 01:38:11,040 maybe second to Silicon Valley, maybe second to Silicon Valley in Route 128 in Boston. 2095 01:38:11,040 --> 01:38:20,040 With jobs hard to get in the Silicon Valley these days, many Israeli engineers who were working at American computer companies have decided to come back to Israel, 2096 01:38:20,040 --> 01:38:24,040 where there are now 2,000 vacancies for software engineers. 2097 01:38:24,040 --> 01:38:31,040 One of the returning engineers was Microsoft's Yaron Shamir, but he decided to bring along Microsoft with him. 2098 01:38:31,040 --> 01:38:36,040 I came back to Israel and learned a little bit, you know, how much do you rent for a square meter? 2099 01:38:36,040 --> 01:38:39,040 What would it cost the average engineer? 2100 01:38:39,040 --> 01:38:49,040 I got some previous experience from people at Intel and others, IBM and others, and brought that back as data. 2101 01:38:49,040 --> 01:38:56,040 And after 2 or 3 months, we sat in a meeting with Bill Gates. 2102 01:38:56,040 --> 01:39:00,040 How lazily he's treating the interview. 2103 01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:03,040 I just couldn't give a fuck. 2104 01:39:03,040 --> 01:39:08,040 In 2 or 3 weeks, we made the money back. 2105 01:39:08,040 --> 01:39:09,040 We made the money back. 2106 01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:10,040 Because data. 2107 01:39:10,040 --> 01:39:11,040 Because data. 2108 01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:22,040 And after 2 or 3 months, we sat in a meeting with Bill Gates and they made the decision to try it out. 2109 01:39:22,040 --> 01:39:26,040 The Israeli engineers here at Microsoft are working on major projects. 2110 01:39:26,040 --> 01:39:32,040 Among them, developing a migration path for OS2 users so they can be talked into switching to Windows NT. 2111 01:39:32,040 --> 01:39:40,040 The current version of NT lets you migrate text from OS2, but what you see here is a full graphical migration of Excel 2112 01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:46,040 that lets you run OS2's presentation manager graphical user interface under Windows NT. 2113 01:39:46,040 --> 01:39:54,040 Another product of the Israeli engineers is Win32S, which lets you run 32-bit applications under Windows 3.1. 2114 01:39:54,040 --> 01:40:01,040 And the Israeli team is also working on Cairo, Microsoft's code name for the next version of Windows NT. 2115 01:40:01,040 --> 01:40:04,040 The first company to set up shop in Israel was Intel. 2116 01:40:04,040 --> 01:40:06,040 I thought it was going to be a stew piece to camera. 2117 01:40:06,040 --> 01:40:08,040 Back in 1974. 2118 01:40:08,040 --> 01:40:14,040 In fact, Intel was supposed to open up here in 1973, but the Yom Kippur War forced a one-year delay. 2119 01:40:14,040 --> 01:40:22,040 Intel now has over 1,200 employees in Israel and they've been responsible for several major Intel products. 2120 01:40:22,040 --> 01:40:24,040 The product line of... 2121 01:40:24,040 --> 01:40:25,040 The product line of... 2122 01:40:25,040 --> 01:40:28,040 Kornhauser is after you. 2123 01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:30,040 Fucking Kornhauser, man. 2124 01:40:30,040 --> 01:40:35,040 Kornhauser is coming downtown tonight. 2125 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:36,040 Kornhauser is in town. 2126 01:40:36,040 --> 01:40:37,040 Matt. 2127 01:40:37,040 --> 01:40:42,040 He's got fucking Intel on you. 2128 01:40:42,040 --> 01:40:43,040 Don't tell Kornhauser. 2129 01:40:43,040 --> 01:40:44,040 Don't tell Kornhauser. 2130 01:40:44,040 --> 01:40:45,040 We know about him. 2131 01:40:45,040 --> 01:40:46,040 We know about him. 2132 01:40:46,040 --> 01:40:57,040 The co-processors from the 8087 going into 8187, 8287 and then into... 2133 01:40:57,040 --> 01:40:58,040 Children of the Kornhauser. 2134 01:40:58,040 --> 01:41:00,040 Children of the Kornhauser. 2135 01:41:00,040 --> 01:41:04,040 The 387 that was developed here also. 2136 01:41:04,040 --> 01:41:11,040 All of the work here at Intel Israel involves VLSI development and design. 2137 01:41:11,040 --> 01:41:12,040 With the empty... 2138 01:41:12,040 --> 01:41:19,040 What the fuck was Kornhauser saying then? 2139 01:41:19,040 --> 01:41:24,040 87, 87, 81, 87. 2140 01:41:24,040 --> 01:41:28,040 The product line of... 2141 01:41:28,040 --> 01:41:41,040 Matt co-processors from the 8087 going into 8187, 8287 and then into 8387. 2142 01:41:41,040 --> 01:41:44,040 That was developed here also. 2143 01:41:44,040 --> 01:41:49,040 All of the work here at Intel Israel involves VLSI development and design. 2144 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,040 With the... 2145 01:41:50,040 --> 01:41:52,040 Classic Kornhauser. 2146 01:41:52,040 --> 01:41:54,040 Wop, wop, wop, wop, wop. 2147 01:41:54,040 --> 01:41:59,040 Emphasis on product testing and quality and reliability engineering. 2148 01:41:59,040 --> 01:42:01,040 The equipment here is state of the art. 2149 01:42:01,040 --> 01:42:06,040 In this eBeam lab, the engineers are conducting failure analysis tests on a new cache controller. 2150 01:42:06,040 --> 01:42:10,040 It's hilarious that that was the best 15 seconds they got at the interview. 2151 01:42:10,040 --> 01:42:19,040 It was that Mr. Burns saying, "We did 38 takes of that and that was the best one." 2152 01:42:19,040 --> 01:42:20,040 Yeah. 2153 01:42:20,040 --> 01:42:22,040 This is the main computer control center at Intel. 2154 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:31,040 Since it's a climate controlled sealed room, this also doubled as the chemical bomb shelter during the Iraqi scud raids on Israel in the days of the Gulf War. 2155 01:42:31,040 --> 01:42:37,040 The Iraqi scud raids on Israel during the Yom Kippur, the Iraqi war. 2156 01:42:37,040 --> 01:42:38,040 Iraq. 2157 01:42:39,040 --> 01:42:43,040 They're talking about Iraq 1, not Iraq 2. 2158 01:42:43,040 --> 01:42:44,040 Iraq harder. 2159 01:42:44,040 --> 01:42:48,040 Iraq attack as it was known in the States. 2160 01:42:48,040 --> 01:42:53,040 One scud missile did fall just a few yards from the Motorola headquarters here in Tel Aviv. 2161 01:42:53,040 --> 01:42:57,040 But the engineers at Motorola seemed to take it all in stride. 2162 01:42:57,040 --> 01:42:58,040 They took a scud in stride. 2163 01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:06,040 Well, when you do business across the world as a global company, you cannot worry about things like that. 2164 01:43:06,040 --> 01:43:12,040 You just have to assume that you can manage and do your work. 2165 01:43:12,040 --> 01:43:15,040 And when a problem arises, you know how to solve it. 2166 01:43:15,040 --> 01:43:21,040 The Motorola team in Tel Aviv is working on the Power PC chip and on new 68000 series chips. 2167 01:43:21,040 --> 01:43:27,040 They are also doing work on this digital signal processing controller, which will go into a new optical disk drive. 2168 01:43:27,040 --> 01:43:31,040 Motorola is the biggest American employer in Israel with over 3,000 employees. 2169 01:43:31,040 --> 01:43:32,040 Thank you very much, Ashfald. 2170 01:43:32,040 --> 01:43:39,040 Motorola does everything here from design and development to production and manufacturing using the latest state-of-the-art equipment. 2171 01:43:39,040 --> 01:43:43,040 IBM is also here in Israel. 2172 01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:50,040 In fact, IBM not only does engineering and design work here, it is the biggest purchaser of Israeli computer technology, 2173 01:43:50,040 --> 01:43:55,040 accounting for more than half of Israel's quarter-billion-dollar technology exports. 2174 01:43:55,040 --> 01:43:59,040 In the past, most of Israel's business deals were the result of politics. 2175 01:43:59,040 --> 01:44:03,040 Some businesses boycotted Israeli companies and others did business. 2176 01:44:03,040 --> 01:44:05,040 That chunky dude then, it was a chunky dude. 2177 01:44:05,040 --> 01:44:08,040 ...with Israelis because of a Jewish connection, boycotted Israel. 2178 01:44:08,040 --> 01:44:13,040 ...boycotted Israeli companies, business deal, billion-dollar technology exports. 2179 01:44:13,040 --> 01:44:14,040 In the past, most of Israel's... 2180 01:44:14,040 --> 01:44:17,040 Fucking chunky funk blaster. 2181 01:44:17,040 --> 01:44:22,040 We got any Boogaloo music there for a chunky funk blaster? 2182 01:44:22,040 --> 01:44:27,040 Any fucking Boogaloo music at all? No, nothing? Maybe some... 2183 01:44:27,040 --> 01:44:29,040 That's the best we've got. 2184 01:44:29,040 --> 01:44:30,040 ...the best we've got. 2185 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:30,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2186 01:44:30,040 --> 01:44:31,040 ...the best we've got. 2187 01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:32,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2188 01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:32,040 ...the best we've got. 2189 01:44:32,040 --> 01:44:33,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2190 01:44:33,040 --> 01:44:34,040 ...the best we've got. 2191 01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:34,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2192 01:44:34,040 --> 01:44:35,040 ...the best we've got. 2193 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:35,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2194 01:44:35,040 --> 01:44:36,040 ...the best we've got. 2195 01:44:36,040 --> 01:44:37,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2196 01:44:37,040 --> 01:44:38,040 ...the best we've got. 2197 01:44:38,040 --> 01:44:39,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2198 01:44:39,040 --> 01:44:40,040 ...the best we've got. 2199 01:44:40,040 --> 01:44:41,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2200 01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:42,040 ...the best we've got. 2201 01:44:42,040 --> 01:44:43,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2202 01:44:43,040 --> 01:44:44,040 ...the best we've got. 2203 01:44:44,040 --> 01:44:45,040 Chunky funk blaster. 2204 01:44:45,040 --> 01:44:46,040 ...the best we've got. 2205 01:44:46,040 --> 01:44:48,640 with Israelis because of a Jewish connection. 2206 01:44:48,640 --> 01:44:52,280 But according to IBM, all that has changed now. 2207 01:44:52,280 --> 01:44:57,280 - I believe that both Zionism and the anti, 2208 01:44:57,420 --> 01:45:00,860 or the Arab boycott effect are much weaker today. 2209 01:45:00,860 --> 01:45:01,860 We are beyond it. 2210 01:45:01,860 --> 01:45:05,300 Today, the Israeli supplier is evaluated by-- 2211 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:06,620 - Zionism's after you. 2212 01:45:06,620 --> 01:45:10,240 - It's technology, it's evaluated what American companies 2213 01:45:10,240 --> 01:45:13,440 are coming to Israel, are really looking at their own 2214 01:45:13,440 --> 01:45:16,040 economics, and I think that's the right way to look at it. 2215 01:45:16,040 --> 01:45:19,640 - At the IBM R&D Center in Haifa, they did most of the work 2216 01:45:19,640 --> 01:45:23,480 on the new IBM Wind Surfer Board, a multi-function communication 2217 01:45:23,480 --> 01:45:26,120 center all on one expansion board. 2218 01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:29,680 It features a programmable GSP chip, so it can be upgraded 2219 01:45:29,680 --> 01:45:31,160 by a software. - Thank you very much. 2220 01:45:31,160 --> 01:45:34,220 - Newest version of the Wind Surfer Board, you can turn your PC 2221 01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:37,260 into a complete duplex voicemail system. 2222 01:45:37,260 --> 01:45:40,300 The major contribution of the Israeli engineering team was the 2223 01:45:40,300 --> 01:45:43,940 M-Wave speech processing algorithm, which allows you to speed up 2224 01:45:43,940 --> 01:45:47,880 or slow down speech without pitch degradation or distortion. 2225 01:45:47,880 --> 01:45:52,420 - This is a demonstration of the Hyper Research Group M-Wave 2226 01:45:52,420 --> 01:45:54,020 speech processor. 2227 01:45:54,020 --> 01:45:56,580 - Digital is another major player here in Israel. 2228 01:45:56,580 --> 01:45:58,980 This is the Semiconductor Engineering Group. 2229 01:45:58,980 --> 01:46:04,260 They are doing work on the Alpha chip, on new CAD tools, and on graphics and network chips. 2230 01:46:04,260 --> 01:46:09,200 The digital team uses the latest high-level behavioral language for designing chips. 2231 01:46:09,200 --> 01:46:14,340 The engineers basically define the functionality they want, and the actual design is done automatically, 2232 01:46:14,340 --> 01:46:18,000 using new computer-aided layout and design tools. 2233 01:46:18,000 --> 01:46:22,280 One problem the Israeli engineers have is their obligation to the Israeli army. 2234 01:46:22,280 --> 01:46:25,740 Everyone has to spend one month a year on army reserve duty. 2235 01:46:25,740 --> 01:46:30,680 But even here, the Israelis use their technology to overcome that obstacle. 2236 01:46:30,680 --> 01:46:33,220 - Well, we have laptops, we have cellular phones. 2237 01:46:33,220 --> 01:46:55,740 We tap into our network through that. We try to be in constant touch. Actually, every engineer that goes from here to the army, if he is really on a critical path, will get communication, the communication facilities with him, so that we can help. 2238 01:46:55,740 --> 01:47:06,420 - And minimize the impact. - Digital not only has its own Semiconductor Engineering Group here, but it is also a partner with the government and a new venture called Negev Software Industries. 2239 01:47:06,420 --> 01:47:20,540 These are Russian engineers working in the middle of the Negev Desert. One of the reasons the Israeli computer industry has blossomed over the past few years has been the influx of over 150,000 Russian engineers who have left the former Soviet Union. 2240 01:47:20,540 --> 01:47:24,740 The Russians are working for virtually every major Israeli computer company. 2241 01:47:24,740 --> 01:47:31,420 - A lot of the new immigrants who we've had recently who have come to the country are very, very skilled and they were the... - Hallside. 2242 01:47:31,420 --> 01:47:35,420 - The ones who came from Russia are very skilled in building software using very poor tools. 2243 01:47:35,420 --> 01:47:53,740 - Using Pro Tools. Fucking... They making music, are they? Are they on the Pro Tools day and night, are they? Hallside. What about Poolside? Do they ever... Did they ever get Poolside Hallside? - Because they sent rockets to the moon. - They're skilled in building software using very... - ... 2244 01:47:53,740 --> 01:48:00,420 - ... very poor tools. Because they sent rockets to the moon. They managed to build nuclear weapons. 2245 01:48:00,420 --> 01:48:08,420 - And they did everything that was done everywhere else in the world, only they had reasonably primitive software tools. You bring these people to a country like Israel... 2246 01:48:08,420 --> 01:48:22,420 - Is he Scottish or is he Israeli? - ... managed to build nuclear weapons. And they did everything that was done everywhere else in the world, only they had... - World... - ... reasonably primitive software tools. You bring these people to a country like Israel... - ... and give them... - World... - ... 2247 01:48:22,420 --> 01:48:29,100 - ... and give them... - ... Israel... - ... very, very modern software tools and become very, very productive very, very quickly. 2248 01:48:29,100 --> 01:48:31,100 - And the Russians are not only good, they're inexpensive. 2249 01:48:31,100 --> 01:48:51,420 - We are able today to squeeze out of every dollar much more R&D than any of our competitors, whether in Israel or in the States, or in Western Europe. - Negev Software Industries, or NSI, was created specifically to utilize the talents of the Russian programmers. The main work here is software testing... 2250 01:48:51,420 --> 01:48:58,100 - ... and quality control. They are also doing localization of DEC software products for foreign markets... 2251 01:48:58,100 --> 01:49:00,100 ... working on migration paths for mainframe users... 2252 01:49:00,100 --> 01:49:08,100 ... and developing network drivers for various DEC products. Alexander Katz is originally from Azerbaijan in the former Soviet Union... 2253 01:49:08,100 --> 01:49:13,100 ... and despite being stuck now in the middle of the Negev desert, he says he doesn't feel isolated. 2254 01:49:13,100 --> 01:49:17,780 - From the digital point of view, we're just around the clock... 2255 01:49:17,780 --> 01:49:19,780 ... and around the table, around the corner... 2256 01:49:19,780 --> 01:49:21,780 - We're around the tail clock... 2257 01:49:21,780 --> 01:49:23,780 ... the tail clock, man! 2258 01:49:23,780 --> 01:49:27,780 - ... and despite being stuck now in the middle of the Negev desert, he says he doesn't feel isolated. 2259 01:49:27,780 --> 01:49:34,460 - From the digital point of view, we're just around the tail clock... 2260 01:49:34,460 --> 01:49:38,460 ... and around the point of view, we're just around the tail clock... 2261 01:49:38,460 --> 01:49:40,460 - We're just around the tail clock... 2262 01:49:40,460 --> 01:49:46,140 ... and around the corner because we're connected to the local internal digital computer network... 2263 01:49:46,140 --> 01:49:48,140 ... with the 64 kilobit link... 2264 01:49:48,140 --> 01:49:50,140 ... and from here I see... 2265 01:49:50,140 --> 01:49:55,140 - Like that little movement of the mouth there after the kilobit link... 2266 01:49:55,140 --> 01:50:04,820 - ... and from here... - This is nothing to us... 2267 01:50:04,820 --> 01:50:07,820 - Here I see it exactly as I see it in Herzli in our main office... 2268 01:50:07,820 --> 01:50:10,820 ... and I can connect everybody and talk to 50 different... 2269 01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:12,820 ... 50,000 different computers which are on the network... 2270 01:50:12,820 --> 01:50:18,820 - That was nothing to him... - ... 50,000 different computers which are on the network... 2271 01:50:18,820 --> 01:50:22,820 - Look at the little face scene on him there... 2272 01:50:22,820 --> 01:50:31,820 - Nothing to him... - This interview was beneath him... 2273 01:50:31,820 --> 01:50:39,500 - One of the major Israeli achievements has been growing food in the desert... 2274 01:50:39,500 --> 01:50:42,500 ... and that too has been the result of Israeli technology... 2275 01:50:42,500 --> 01:50:45,500 ... coming up next... Computers on the Farm... 2276 01:50:45,500 --> 01:50:49,820 - ... Culture five-year... - Yeah, lovely orange... 2277 01:50:49,820 --> 01:50:51,820 - Orange Grove stew... - ... and it's a little bit... 2278 01:50:51,820 --> 01:50:55,500 - ... of stew... - Ah, it's a beautiful image... 2279 01:50:55,500 --> 01:50:58,820 - Look at that... - The fusion of man... 2280 01:50:58,820 --> 01:51:00,820 - and plant... 2281 01:51:00,820 --> 01:51:02,820 - It's like a fucking scene... - It's like a... 2282 01:51:02,820 --> 01:51:09,820 - a renaissance painting or something... - Stew and the orange... 2283 01:51:09,820 --> 01:51:12,820 - Orange stew... - Look at that... 2284 01:51:12,820 --> 01:51:19,820 - ... wrap in there for a lovely bit of stew... - ... and the world... 2285 01:51:19,820 --> 01:51:21,820 - It's very Catholic... 2286 01:51:21,820 --> 01:51:25,820 - ... pondering the orb... - A man... 2287 01:51:25,820 --> 01:51:39,820 - of machines... - and technology... - taking a moment... - away from the hullabaloo... - of the zeros... - and the ones... - to appreciate... - what God has created... - ... 2288 01:51:39,820 --> 01:51:50,820 - ... orange grove stew... - ... available now... - to order... - for Christmas... - ... seam of the sack... - ... thank you very much... 2289 01:51:50,820 --> 01:51:56,820 - ... for most of Israel's 45-year history... - ... the main export... - ... combined that scene with a classic... 2290 01:51:56,820 --> 01:52:01,820 - ... Stewart whipped cam... - ... lovely... 2291 01:52:01,820 --> 01:52:13,820 - ... lovely stuff... - ... and it's unbuttoned... - ... a shirt unbuttoned down to the third... - ... for most of Israel's 45-year history... - ... the main export... - ... and the principal economic activity... - ... has been... - ... 2292 01:52:13,820 --> 01:52:15,180 has been... 2293 01:52:15,180 --> 01:52:16,760 Tropicana Shafi. 2294 01:52:18,420 --> 01:52:21,420 Says Brian Zest 32 Quick Blast. 2295 01:52:29,020 --> 01:52:30,000 Any more in there? 2296 01:52:30,060 --> 01:52:31,300 Sorry, I just want to scroll through 2297 01:52:31,300 --> 01:52:35,920 to see if there's any quality comments there. 2298 01:52:36,000 --> 01:52:37,960 People are giving March some praise there. 2299 01:52:38,060 --> 01:52:39,000 I didn't see what he said. 2300 01:52:39,000 --> 01:52:40,840 Orange, orange juice. 2301 01:52:41,540 --> 01:52:42,720 Orange juice. 2302 01:52:42,720 --> 01:52:45,280 That's March. 2303 01:52:45,280 --> 01:52:46,680 Agriculture. 2304 01:52:46,680 --> 01:52:48,560 Successfully main export... 2305 01:52:48,560 --> 01:52:48,960 Agriculture. 2306 01:52:48,960 --> 01:52:50,560 ...and the principal economic activity 2307 01:52:50,560 --> 01:52:51,780 has been agriculture. 2308 01:52:52,280 --> 01:52:54,840 Successfully growing and selling fruits and vegetables. 2309 01:52:55,540 --> 01:52:56,060 But fruits. 2310 01:52:56,540 --> 01:52:58,960 Today's high-tech Israel is no longer content 2311 01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:00,920 just selling fruits and vegetables. 2312 01:53:01,420 --> 01:53:04,400 But today's high-tech Israel is no longer content 2313 01:53:04,400 --> 01:53:05,740 just to sell food. 2314 01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:08,040 They are now selling computer technology 2315 01:53:08,040 --> 01:53:08,820 to other countries 2316 01:53:08,820 --> 01:53:11,140 to help them grow more food on their own. 2317 01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:15,080 This is a kibbutz in the north of Israel. 2318 01:53:15,080 --> 01:53:17,940 One of its main jobs is running this dairy farm. 2319 01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:22,120 250 cows, nearly 9,000 liters of milk a day. 2320 01:53:22,780 --> 01:53:24,700 With limited land and limited resources, 2321 01:53:25,200 --> 01:53:28,100 these Israeli farmers have to maximize their dairy output. 2322 01:53:28,620 --> 01:53:29,300 And to do that, 2323 01:53:29,360 --> 01:53:31,680 they designed a herd management and feeding system 2324 01:53:31,680 --> 01:53:33,180 that runs on a PC. 2325 01:53:34,240 --> 01:53:37,180 This is real-time software from a company called... 2326 01:53:37,180 --> 01:53:38,340 Look at the ashtray. 2327 01:53:39,080 --> 01:53:40,060 Fags galore. 2328 01:53:40,960 --> 01:53:42,960 ...that lets you manage your herd. 2329 01:53:43,380 --> 01:53:45,340 You can monitor cow intake and output, 2330 01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:48,940 calculate the optimum level of protein content in the feed 2331 01:53:48,940 --> 01:53:50,900 to maximize the amount of milk... 2332 01:53:50,900 --> 01:53:54,040 Manure silage, citrus peels, 2333 01:53:54,300 --> 01:53:58,220 cotton hulls, millet, wheat, corn, silage, 2334 01:53:58,820 --> 01:54:01,960 corn grain, cotton grain, corn streu, 2335 01:54:02,580 --> 01:54:06,360 water, calcium, salt, vetch, alfalfa... 2336 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:07,980 ...produced by the cow. 2337 01:54:08,400 --> 01:54:09,580 You can track the whole herd 2338 01:54:09,580 --> 01:54:11,240 and calculate the most efficient time 2339 01:54:11,240 --> 01:54:12,360 to inseminate the cows... 2340 01:54:13,040 --> 01:54:16,300 Kill underscore cow dot x... 2341 01:54:16,300 --> 01:54:19,080 ...so as to minimize downtime and maximize calving. 2342 01:54:19,320 --> 01:54:21,140 You can also analyze each cow 2343 01:54:21,140 --> 01:54:23,120 to see who your best performers are. 2344 01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:24,660 Analyze your cows. 2345 01:54:25,780 --> 01:54:28,400 In a country where water is a scarce commodity, 2346 01:54:28,560 --> 01:54:31,740 the management of farm irrigation is also a likely subject 2347 01:54:31,740 --> 01:54:32,960 for Israeli technology. 2348 01:54:33,480 --> 01:54:37,200 This is irrigation management software developed by Formula Systems, 2349 01:54:37,640 --> 01:54:40,080 one of Israel's largest software development companies. 2350 01:54:40,540 --> 01:54:43,840 You can not only design and monitor a complete irrigation system 2351 01:54:43,840 --> 01:54:46,840 using this software, but you can actually operate the system, 2352 01:54:47,200 --> 01:54:48,980 opening and closing pumps and valves, 2353 01:54:48,980 --> 01:54:51,440 or the software can run the system on autopilot, 2354 01:54:51,840 --> 01:54:55,180 following an intelligent design that locates problems in the system 2355 01:54:55,180 --> 01:54:57,320 and automatically reacts with solutions. 2356 01:54:57,880 --> 01:54:59,900 The software also has a simulation mode 2357 01:54:59,900 --> 01:55:03,180 that lets the operator design a water distribution plan... 2358 01:55:03,180 --> 01:55:04,480 Great GUI. 2359 01:55:04,680 --> 01:55:06,240 It's very easy on the eye. 2360 01:55:06,380 --> 01:55:06,780 It's nice. 2361 01:55:06,900 --> 01:55:07,740 It's color-coded. 2362 01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:10,740 Just looks like it's fucking seamless. 2363 01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:14,040 ...that gets maximum irrigation using the least amount of water. 2364 01:55:14,760 --> 01:55:16,900 Formula Systems irrigation management software 2365 01:55:16,900 --> 01:55:18,840 is now being used in countries in Eastern Europe... 2366 01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:20,320 AutoCow. 2367 01:55:20,520 --> 01:55:21,680 ...and in South America. 2368 01:55:22,620 --> 01:55:25,860 One of the most successful software exporters in Israel... 2369 01:55:25,860 --> 01:55:29,620 ...is a company called Magic Software, located here in Tel Aviv. 2370 01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:32,860 Their specialty is rapid software development tools... 2371 01:55:32,860 --> 01:55:35,420 ...designed for use by companies that are migrating. 2372 01:55:35,780 --> 01:55:38,680 Like, I can't see what was going... 2373 01:55:38,680 --> 01:55:41,860 There was a lot of money going into Computer Chronicles... 2374 01:55:41,860 --> 01:55:43,860 ...because they never went to anywhere in the world... 2375 01:55:43,860 --> 01:55:47,360 ...other than Comdex in LA or maybe to Vegas. 2376 01:55:48,440 --> 01:55:51,780 I didn't see them ever go to London or to Hong Kong or to fucking... 2377 01:55:51,780 --> 01:55:58,620 ...any of the emerging Far East economies and all that... 2378 01:55:58,620 --> 01:56:01,380 ...or Japan-like, you know, where all the stuff was going out there. 2379 01:56:03,780 --> 01:56:08,560 But Israel, they went there, so there must have just been a big fat sack of cash thrown at them. 2380 01:56:09,120 --> 01:56:15,120 And it was like, okay, we'll go out to Tel Aviv and see what's going on there. 2381 01:56:15,120 --> 01:56:19,280 But these, the items they're doing, like the agriculture and that, it's just like... 2382 01:56:19,280 --> 01:56:21,960 ...that's not Stu, like, that's not Computer Chronicles. 2383 01:56:22,080 --> 01:56:23,580 He's more into gadgets and stuff. 2384 01:56:23,580 --> 01:56:27,360 ...their applications from mainframe computers to client server systems. 2385 01:56:27,880 --> 01:56:30,460 Magic holds 20% of the market in Japan... 2386 01:56:30,460 --> 01:56:33,600 ...and is now exporting its software to 44 countries... 2387 01:56:33,600 --> 01:56:35,760 ...thanks to a unique development environment. 2388 01:56:36,340 --> 01:56:39,860 The Japanese weren't interested in pumping money to Stuart. 2389 01:56:40,340 --> 01:56:41,560 And they had some good stuff. 2390 01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:46,140 In the way that Magic is, we call, code-free. 2391 01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:50,720 It enables you to develop applications without writing one line of code. 2392 01:56:51,240 --> 01:56:54,180 And it's a very different revolutionary methodology. 2393 01:56:54,980 --> 01:57:00,200 We claim it's revolutionary because in all other languages, whether object-oriented or not... 2394 01:57:00,200 --> 01:57:03,080 ...you have to write lines and lines and lines of code... 2395 01:57:03,080 --> 01:57:05,500 ...in order to develop a custom-made business application. 2396 01:57:06,080 --> 01:57:08,420 While with Magic, all you do is fill in decision tables. 2397 01:57:09,040 --> 01:57:11,920 Magic has many blue-chip customers in the United States... 2398 01:57:11,920 --> 01:57:15,580 ...including Dunkin' Donuts, Wells Fargo Bank, Walt Disney, Conoco... 2399 01:57:15,580 --> 01:57:17,000 ...and Keyport Life Insurance. 2400 01:57:18,140 --> 01:57:22,380 Another Israeli software company making its name in object-oriented development tools... 2401 01:57:22,380 --> 01:57:24,040 ...is MLL Computer Systems. 2402 01:57:24,580 --> 01:57:27,040 Their niche is application tools for the PC. 2403 01:57:27,860 --> 01:57:34,020 Today, we are introducing the first real object-oriented application generator... 2404 01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:35,400 ...for the PC technology. 2405 01:57:36,040 --> 01:57:38,840 There is no such a product that exists today in the world. 2406 01:57:39,060 --> 01:57:42,060 We know it, and we have started to market it... 2407 01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:47,340 ...and we are going to release now a new product, the same generator, under Windows. 2408 01:57:47,980 --> 01:57:49,620 And we do believe that... 2409 01:57:49,620 --> 01:57:53,560 A Bobby Charlton Extreme Deluxe Scenario. 2410 01:57:53,720 --> 01:57:55,180 We will be able to sell it worldwide. 2411 01:57:55,180 --> 01:57:59,180 Another Israeli export success is educational software. 2412 01:57:59,180 --> 01:58:03,160 This is the Hadassah Comprehensive School outside Jerusalem. 2413 01:58:03,160 --> 01:58:07,620 The entire curriculum here is based on computers, and the students love it. 2414 01:58:07,620 --> 01:58:12,600 Well, in biology especially, you can see things, for instance, if you learn about babies... 2415 01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:14,400 ...and you can see the way they grow and everything. 2416 01:58:14,400 --> 01:58:15,620 I mean, recently we learned about it. 2417 01:58:15,620 --> 01:58:21,080 And you see all the stages as if it's really much better than just a textbook. 2418 01:58:21,080 --> 01:58:27,060 And also, it's much more interesting, it's more colorful, it's much more useful. It's much easier. 2419 01:58:27,060 --> 01:58:30,520 The software they are using here is from a company called Edunetics. 2420 01:58:30,520 --> 01:58:36,500 It was first developed in English for export to the United States, and then translated into Hebrew for use at home. 2421 01:58:36,500 --> 01:58:45,960 The software is a complete classroom package covering not only the academic subjects, but also testing, grading, and teacher administration. 2422 01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:51,960 Logal is another Israeli company that has been successful exporting educational software to the United States. 2423 01:58:51,960 --> 01:59:01,960 Their programs all use a proprietary software engine called the Explorer, and a unique black box interface called an MBL, or microcomputer-based laboratory. 2424 01:59:01,960 --> 01:59:11,460 The basic engine can be used to teach anything from chemistry to biology to physics, and the software can be adapted for any grade level, from elementary school to college. 2425 01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:17,460 It's essentially a complex laboratory simulation using an algorithm developed by a Russian programmer. 2426 01:59:17,460 --> 01:59:23,460 Logal's strategy is to get into high schools and colleges by bundling their software with textbooks. 2427 01:59:23,460 --> 01:59:42,460 Students right now have notebooks, they know how to use computers, and when you link, when you tie with a big publisher of scientific books, physics, mathematics, economics, you name it, you have a very big audience that is just waiting for you. 2428 01:59:42,460 --> 01:59:52,460 These Israeli students may be getting a good education thanks to computers, but the real trump card for Israeli high-tech industry is the training young people get in the Israeli army. 2429 01:59:52,460 --> 01:59:54,460 Coming up next, the peace dividend. 2430 01:59:54,460 --> 01:59:56,460 Uh-oh, cheeky. 2431 01:59:56,460 --> 01:59:58,460 Fucking hell, man. 2432 01:59:58,460 --> 01:59:59,460 Shefei was really... 2433 01:59:59,460 --> 02:00:01,460 Look at this. 2434 02:00:01,460 --> 02:00:03,460 I'm here at the border. 2435 02:00:03,460 --> 02:00:12,460 I'm here at the border strip which separates Palestinians from Israelis. 2436 02:00:12,460 --> 02:00:16,460 Computers have been used to separate people. 2437 02:00:16,460 --> 02:00:22,460 For decades, the Israeli army has been one of the most advanced high-tech fighting forces in the world. 2438 02:00:22,460 --> 02:00:35,460 And one of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector, especially in the areas of telecommunications and image analysis. 2439 02:00:39,460 --> 02:00:40,460 This is a cat scam. 2440 02:00:40,460 --> 02:00:49,460 In a way, they're kind of saying it's kind of good that these guys are highly militaristic and they're... and whatnot because we're getting some class tech out of it. 2441 02:00:49,460 --> 02:00:51,460 Vance high-tech fighting forces. 2442 02:00:51,460 --> 02:00:55,460 We're getting some fucking sick-ass tech out of these guys. 2443 02:00:55,460 --> 02:00:56,460 ...in the world. 2444 02:00:56,460 --> 02:01:04,460 And one of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector. 2445 02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:07,460 One of the benefits of this behind-in look. 2446 02:01:07,460 --> 02:01:11,460 Especially in the areas of telecommunications and image analysis. 2447 02:01:15,460 --> 02:01:21,460 This is a CAT scan machine, the CT-Twin, developed by an Israeli company called ElSyn. 2448 02:01:21,460 --> 02:01:25,460 It is the most advanced computer-aided tomography machine in the world. 2449 02:01:25,460 --> 02:01:31,460 Fucking hell, is that really what's going on when a CAT scan is having, like, a spinning electromagnet? 2450 02:01:31,460 --> 02:01:32,460 Electromagnet. 2451 02:01:32,460 --> 02:01:33,460 Oh, ElSyn. 2452 02:01:33,460 --> 02:01:34,460 Look at that. 2453 02:01:34,460 --> 02:01:41,460 Is that what's going on inside the casing, the shell of a CAT scan yoke? 2454 02:01:41,460 --> 02:01:43,460 Why is it that fucking mental? 2455 02:01:50,460 --> 02:01:54,460 You heard it. 2456 02:01:54,460 --> 02:01:57,460 Of telecommunications and image analysis. 2457 02:01:57,460 --> 02:02:07,460 This is a CAT scan machine, the CT-Twin, developed by an Israeli company called ElSyn. 2458 02:02:07,460 --> 02:02:19,460 It is the most advanced computer-aided tomography machine in the world, using sophisticated sensors and software to provide doctors with incredible three-dimensional, real-time pictures of a patient's internal organs. 2459 02:02:19,460 --> 02:02:22,460 Fucking amazing, in fairness. 2460 02:02:22,460 --> 02:02:26,460 In the area of imaging technology, Israel is a world leader. 2461 02:02:26,460 --> 02:02:33,460 And that has led to cutting-edge software products in fields like optical character recognition and handwriting recognition tools. 2462 02:02:33,460 --> 02:02:43,460 Here at Decision Systems Israel, DSI, 320 computer engineers applied the skills they learned in the Israeli army to civilian applications. 2463 02:02:43,460 --> 02:02:51,460 DSI developed a sophisticated image processing system that was originally designed to identify targets for the Israeli Air Force. 2464 02:02:51,460 --> 02:02:58,460 They then turned that technology into one of their newest civilian products, an automatic line officiating system for tennis. 2465 02:02:58,460 --> 02:03:07,460 Being able to combine or to hook together so many cameras to a single system, to control it, and to... 2466 02:03:07,460 --> 02:03:12,820 and to originally use to kill people now being adapted for tennis. 2467 02:03:12,820 --> 02:03:14,820 For tennis. 2468 02:03:14,820 --> 02:03:16,480 For the Israeli Air Force. 2469 02:03:16,480 --> 02:03:21,260 They then turned that technology into one of their newest civilian products, an automatic 2470 02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:24,400 line officiating system for tennis. 2471 02:03:24,400 --> 02:03:31,340 Being able to combine or to hook together so many cameras to a single system, to control 2472 02:03:31,340 --> 02:03:40,100 it and to manage and provide information within half a second, this by itself is another subject 2473 02:03:40,100 --> 02:03:45,540 that only companies that got some experience with military application can do it. 2474 02:03:45,540 --> 02:03:50,020 They've also applied their aerial surveillance technology to a new notebook computer product 2475 02:03:50,020 --> 02:03:54,660 designed to function as a multimedia navigation guide in an automobile. 2476 02:03:54,660 --> 02:04:00,380 And they've applied military command and control technology to this new product called EPSM, 2477 02:04:00,380 --> 02:04:02,660 Electric Power Supply Management. 2478 02:04:02,660 --> 02:04:07,340 This system allows the power company to read your electric meter by remote control, sending 2479 02:04:07,340 --> 02:04:11,560 signals along existing power lines. 2480 02:04:11,560 --> 02:04:16,460 Advanced Maintenance Systems is using its experience with the Israeli Air Force in another way. 2481 02:04:16,460 --> 02:04:19,200 The AMS system based on Oracle software. 2482 02:04:19,200 --> 02:04:21,260 Fucking hell Stu, come on. 2483 02:04:21,260 --> 02:04:23,380 This is bollocks. 2484 02:04:23,380 --> 02:04:25,460 Pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2485 02:04:25,540 --> 02:04:27,340 We've got a nice Gideon here. 2486 02:04:27,820 --> 02:04:30,040 The secret is neural network technology. 2487 02:04:30,700 --> 02:04:35,540 As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2488 02:04:36,120 --> 02:04:38,400 Of course, neural network has become fash... 2489 02:04:38,400 --> 02:04:41,120 Pionus? What is pionus? 2490 02:04:41,320 --> 02:04:43,180 The secret is neural network technology. 2491 02:04:43,800 --> 02:04:48,720 As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2492 02:04:49,240 --> 02:04:51,020 Of course, neural network has become... 2493 02:04:51,020 --> 02:04:55,220 The only ones who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2494 02:04:55,220 --> 02:04:58,160 Who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2495 02:04:58,740 --> 02:05:00,900 Of course, neural network has become fash... 2496 02:05:00,900 --> 02:05:02,420 Oh, pionus. Okay, pionus. 2497 02:05:03,240 --> 02:05:08,320 As far as we know, we are the only one who use such pionus of stochastic algorithms. 2498 02:05:08,900 --> 02:05:11,120 Of course, neural network has become fash... 2499 02:05:11,120 --> 02:05:15,220 Also a buzzword, and many people try to see what added value can it bring. 2500 02:05:15,580 --> 02:05:17,120 But we started it from the core. 2501 02:05:17,560 --> 02:05:19,960 The kernel of the product was started in the vision. 2502 02:05:20,460 --> 02:05:22,120 It should be based on neural networks. 2503 02:05:22,400 --> 02:05:23,900 It is not an add-on or a patch. 2504 02:05:24,100 --> 02:05:30,400 Ligature software is not only state-of-the-art, but it's selling for about 30% less than its American competitors. 2505 02:05:31,540 --> 02:05:33,060 Softel is another Israeli company... 2506 02:05:33,060 --> 02:05:34,000 Fucking hell, Softel. 2507 02:05:34,180 --> 02:05:35,300 We'll scan them. 2508 02:05:35,800 --> 02:05:36,660 This is... 2509 02:05:36,660 --> 02:05:38,660 ...stue really fucking... 2510 02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:38,660 ...moving... 2511 02:05:38,660 --> 02:05:39,860 ...which never... 2512 02:05:39,860 --> 02:05:40,800 ...Barn Research Center... 2513 02:05:40,800 --> 02:05:41,600 ...to doing world-class work... 2514 02:05:41,600 --> 02:05:43,920 ...he really took the brown envelope on this one. 2515 02:05:44,400 --> 02:05:47,580 It's just a... it's an advert for loads of Israeli companies. 2516 02:05:47,580 --> 02:05:52,180 ...software, which treats the input not as an image, but as a pure... 2517 02:05:52,180 --> 02:05:53,800 Like, I'm... I'm fine with that. 2518 02:05:54,120 --> 02:06:00,120 Fair play to Stu for securing a nice little payday, but it resulted in a boring program. 2519 02:06:00,120 --> 02:06:02,940 ...warfare technology to the problem of pen input. 2520 02:06:03,460 --> 02:06:06,460 Their software resides in the operating system, so it can be used in... 2521 02:06:06,460 --> 02:06:08,560 Don't begrudge Stu for getting... 2522 02:06:08,560 --> 02:06:10,000 ...handy money. 2523 02:06:10,000 --> 02:06:10,300 ...any application. 2524 02:06:10,820 --> 02:06:15,820 The software has two layers of recognition, character analysis, and then linguistic analysis. 2525 02:06:16,320 --> 02:06:21,920 The software can read unrestrained writing, even when letters overlap or are drawn at odd angles. 2526 02:06:24,060 --> 02:06:30,740 Israel's current strength in software technology and microprocessor design is only the tip of the iceberg here in the Middle East. 2527 02:06:30,740 --> 02:06:38,400 The real goal of the computer industry here is to eventually utilize all the talent in this region of the world, Israeli and Arab... 2528 02:06:38,400 --> 02:06:39,740 Yeah, right. 2529 02:06:39,800 --> 02:06:45,280 ...to turn this region into not only a religious mecca, but a world center for computer technology. 2530 02:06:46,120 --> 02:06:57,800 Even in the first step, when we... we will... we will have an agreement on autonomy in the West Bank and Gaza, we already foresee and we prepare ourselves... 2531 02:06:57,800 --> 02:07:05,300 ...for a joint development of the economies of the territory in Israel, in which we already invite investment also of Arab... 2532 02:07:05,300 --> 02:07:09,900 ...entrepreneurs from Arab countries or Palestinians who are abroad. 2533 02:07:10,400 --> 02:07:13,080 30 years later, how's that going, Nets? 2534 02:07:13,180 --> 02:07:14,880 There are beginnings of interest. 2535 02:07:15,560 --> 02:07:17,160 How's that going now, lads? 2536 02:07:19,160 --> 02:07:23,620 Israel, a country famous for its past, is now focusing on its future. 2537 02:07:24,140 --> 02:07:29,180 And one of the keys to that future is the computer industry, exports of hardware and software. 2538 02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:34,140 But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future, and that is peace. 2539 02:07:34,420 --> 02:07:41,100 For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with its Arab neighbors. 2540 02:07:41,360 --> 02:07:46,820 Only then will it fully realize its potential as one of the major high-tech centers of the world. 2541 02:07:46,820 --> 02:07:48,420 For the computer chronic... 2542 02:07:48,420 --> 02:07:48,420 For the computer chronic... 2543 02:07:48,420 --> 02:07:51,880 For Stu... they made Stu say this stuff at the end. 2544 02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:54,500 I'm Stuart Shiffey in Jerusalem. 2545 02:07:56,040 --> 02:07:58,580 And will confute exports of hardware and software. 2546 02:07:58,580 --> 02:07:58,580 And will confute exports of hardware and software. 2547 02:07:58,580 --> 02:08:03,580 But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future. 2548 02:08:03,580 --> 02:08:04,420 And that... 2549 02:08:04,420 --> 02:08:06,000 At gunpoint. 2550 02:08:06,500 --> 02:08:08,960 Someone's got a gun to Stu's head off camera. 2551 02:08:09,640 --> 02:08:10,920 That is peace. 2552 02:08:11,420 --> 02:08:17,100 For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with 2553 02:08:17,100 --> 02:08:17,900 its Arab neighbors. 2554 02:08:18,240 --> 02:08:23,260 Only then will it fully realize its potential as one of the major high-tech centers of the 2555 02:08:23,260 --> 02:08:23,560 world. 2556 02:08:24,140 --> 02:08:27,340 For the computer chronicles, I'm Stuart Shiffey in Jerusalem. 2557 02:08:28,580 --> 02:08:28,960 Beautiful. 2558 02:08:29,600 --> 02:08:32,500 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by... 2559 02:08:32,500 --> 02:08:33,500 Another episode. 2560 02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:33,500 Another episode. 2561 02:08:33,500 --> 02:08:37,140 Another beautiful foray into the world of the stew. 2562 02:08:37,140 --> 02:08:38,260 The computer inside. 2563 02:08:38,260 --> 02:08:39,420 The computer insider. 2564 02:08:39,420 --> 02:08:43,340 Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association. 2565 02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:45,180 Doesn't want you to copy that floppy. 2566 02:08:45,920 --> 02:08:46,900 We'll talk to you later on. 2567 02:08:47,140 --> 02:08:47,600 Don't copy that floppy. 2568 02:08:47,600 --> 02:08:49,100 Thank you very much for tuning in. 2569 02:08:49,460 --> 02:08:49,860 Good night. 2570 02:08:50,000 --> 02:08:50,440 God bless. 2571 02:08:50,440 --> 02:08:53,620 And one last message from my cousin Doyle here. 2572 02:08:54,080 --> 02:08:55,200 We'll talk to you later on. 2573 02:08:55,220 --> 02:08:57,060 We'll see you later on. 2574 02:08:57,060 --> 02:08:57,820 Bye-bye. 2575 02:08:58,260 --> 02:09:02,140 Computer Chronicles also publishes a companion newsletter containing details... 2576 02:09:02,140 --> 02:09:03,780 Oh, you're Francis. 2577 02:09:04,100 --> 02:09:05,440 It's me, your cousin again. 2578 02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:07,000 Doyle McManus. 2579 02:09:07,500 --> 02:09:11,660 I'm back again because we've some significant, legal, salacious information which has come 2580 02:09:11,660 --> 02:09:13,900 through my fucking WhatsApp group about you. 2581 02:09:14,360 --> 02:09:19,260 We have reason to believe that the car you're fucking driving around does not have an NCT. 2582 02:09:19,820 --> 02:09:22,780 Or if it does, that's going to be out in a month or two. 2583 02:09:23,180 --> 02:09:28,780 And if you don't have a fucking relevant NCT by the time that comes around, I'm going to 2584 02:09:28,780 --> 02:09:32,420 I'll fucking tell the guards about you and your fat arse.