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Hello, I think we are live.

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Yeah, I think we are live. Not sure. Yep, few people there in the chat. How are you lads? So about Ted. CLG. Last FM. Last Muffin.

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I don't think there is anyone called Last FM in the chat there.

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Are we on? Let's go. It could be a stinker. It could be a stinker. It could be a stinker.

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Look, you just gotta try your best. That's the main thing. I want to say a big thank you to Derek who gave us a mighty mighty tip of streamer you're on today.

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Hello from down under. Bin McBin. Don't put that promise in anything at all.

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Yeah, I don't want to fucking torpedo the atmosphere too early time.

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Yeah, but you need to set the standards as well. Are you going to jump off of the observatory? Are you going to jump hot?

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Yeah, we'll wait for a bit. We'll go to the outskirts. We'll go to the outskirts. Give us a bit of a...

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time just to adjust, you know. Yeah. Fair enough. It'll be down the city though.

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You've gone... very far on the way outside there. You're nearly out... you're nearly enough even in the cabin.

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You nearly got disqualified though.

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Yeah, thank you very much, Derek, for your mighty mighty tip. Crazy bit of business altogether.

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Came through the mainframe. I don't... hopefully you weren't watching a stream from before. Isle of Isis, thank you very much. And Paul Mishkel, thank you very much. Hopefully you weren't watching a stream from before. There's a fucker down here.

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Probably gone for the quad as well. He's going down to the gas station. Hopefully your man wasn't watching a stream from before and he thought it was live and he decided to tip in and it was... mightily unimpressed. We didn't say thank you, but... someone around here.

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here. It'd be nice to get an old sniper rifle now and lay siege to this clown over in the

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gas station. Anaconda G, thank you very, very much. Oh. Anaconda G. Anaconda. Thanks,

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for the team. There's someone in here now. We need to be very careful. We heard the footsteps.

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We don't want it to go tits up straight away. He's inside. Let's get on top. Francis is going

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on top here. Could be dangerous. He's cracked. Oh, you bollocks. Yeah, look, that was, I was too, I was just, I was looking at the screen there and I wanted to play the sound clip for the Anaconda G-tip.

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Very presumptuous, but I thought it was warranted as well at the same time because Anaconda G is a long time supporter of the stream, you know?

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Absolute insane clown posse play there from yourself. Where did you go to learn that play? Clown school, was it?

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Uh, clown college. Look, let's see if we can get the show back on the road here.

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Couple of fuckin' square rooters down there. Let's just go straight into them. Straight into them. Bad tactic.

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That's an assist. Come on, we got killed. Come on.

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Hopefully your friend can win this one for you and we'll get back into the battle arena.

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It's still on. It's still on.

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Go on, go on. Yeah.

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Get in there. Get in there.

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Mean street posse. Thank you very much. You say your mental health takes a hammer in planes. It sure does.

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And, uh, that's the weird thing about it as well.

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It actually is bad for me.

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But I keep going back to it.

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I can't really explain it.

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That's not- That's not where we want to go. We want to go to the outskirts for a little bit of, uh, suffocation street action.

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Maybe even doubt- We're actually well in the circle now at the moment.

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So.

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Fuck it. Maybe- Maybe we're dithering.

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And that's not what we want to do.

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Let's take a moment here to say thank you.

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Thanks very much, Darren Mack and Captain Sack.

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Hope you're doing well there, lads.

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And, uh, you can feel a 50 bomb coming up, says Captain Sack.

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That's great news.

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That's great to feel.

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It's great to have that kind of optimism out there.

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But look, if it doesn't go our way, there is always chaffee.

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And that's all I'm fucking banking on at this moment in time.

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Andy the Vorgue, thank you very much for that.

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Let's just cruise the skies, yeah.

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Cruise the skies for the time being.

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Tell no lies.

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And drift, drift, until we find somewhere nice to settle down.

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You want to basically find somewhere that's got a nice contract and a car.

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Any- Any top job that you'd- You'd want it would- Would give you a contract and a car as well.

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House and a car thrown into the bargain.

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Let's go there.

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Where we initially said we wouldn't go.

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Because we're flying around here.

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It's- It's fucking- It's a bad job altogether.

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McHooey, thanks very much for the tip there.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Look, uh...

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We had that lag cracked.

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You did, but I think what you-

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It didn't really anticipate on was...

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That there was, you know, those messages coming through.

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You wanted to see the messages.

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And that- That's- That's what you're saying.

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That's your story, is it?

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That is my story.

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It's great that you have my back as well in that regard, Tom.

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Oh, what up?

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No.

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Nice landing.

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Lovely landing.

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You've got a couple of plates.

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You've got a bit of cash.

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You've got a flash bang wallop.

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Lovely satchel in there as well.

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Lovely bit of business altogether.

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And, uh, the carrying down- We don't actually- Oh yeah, the contract is in here somewhere as well.

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Annoying thing is that you- You have to actually fucking- Press the contract button on the map yoke.

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Because it can be hard to actually locate it with inside the gaff that you're looking.

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Wow.

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There's a load of stuff here.

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Hello.

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Yeah, you want to load up and load up really nice.

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Jackie, thanks very much for the tip there, Jackie.

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I said get a load of plates into ya.

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And now go and get in the jalopy.

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Jalopy.

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It's a lovely little Corolla.

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From way back when.

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Yeah, watching Stuart Shaffey is actually like-

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Being prescribed a really nice pill from the doctor.

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Not to say that that should be, uh, the goal or the ambition or the drive in- in any life situation.

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But, uh, look.

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Doctor- Doctor Stew.

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The Chronicles.

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I've changed seats here.

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I don't want to- I don't want to do that.

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Our guy- Our guy is over there in the fucking-

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Heliport or the airport, wherever the hell that fucking bit of business is over here.

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Keep your eye on the price.

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He's up there.

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He's up there.

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He's looking right at ya.

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Are you- are you being haunted by him?

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This-

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Fucking two of the cunts over there.

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Are they- are they teaming up?

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Oh, it was- he had one of those fucking- he had a, uh, an inflatable man.

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He had an inflatable man.

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I was shooting at the inflatable man thinking it was a real man.

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Let's try a different strategy now.

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We actually could have done with a gun that has a scope on it.

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Someone's just got air struck there.

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Getting absolutely sandwiched here.

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Sandwiched.

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Very hard sandwich to take.

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Very hard sandwich.

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And that's what you need to really brush up on in the upcoming referendum on murder.

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Be well aware of the sandwiches that are involved in situations such as that.

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Whatever way you want to spin it, Tom, it's not a great situation.

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And, uh, look, we, uh, we came in strong.

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We came in hard.

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We left soft.

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And that's not- it's not- it's not- not what we wanted, but it's what we've got.

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And it's how we're fucking rolling at the moment.

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I want to say a big thank you there to, uh, Milas, who says thanks for your service.

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Thanks very much, Milas.

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Hope you're- hope you're doing well.

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And Herb Lenehan Lexus, thank you very much.

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Your tip as well.

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You said, damn, I've sang you pants, you slacks, sticking on the onion bag 30 times since the last stream.

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That's great news.

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It's great- that's stuck in the- in the mind of different people there.

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Including none other than Herb Lenehan Lexus.

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And, uh, main approver of stuff, thank you very much.

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You say, Tommy, this is for you, Tom.

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Go on, shoot.

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Any chance you can whack more people than the Clintons tonight?

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Well, look, I'm not a man in the wheels of steel at the moment.

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I'm only here to, uh, offer a bit of moral support over the keyboard.

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Or over the, uh, the interweb sound device that goes into Francis' ear pipes.

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He's gonna be manning the keyboard of steel.

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And, look, let's just see how we can fucking make it out of here alive.

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That was a real- it was a cold open.

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Let's just put it that way.

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It was a cold open.

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We were cold fish.

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It was very- it was very cold.

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I mean, look, you can see that we have it in us.

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You can really see that we have it in us to whack-a-mole.

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But when it came to the crunch there, it wasn't really fair.

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It really wasn't.

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You were after one guy you thought his inflatable willy was himself.

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You were shooting at that.

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You thought it was two guys that had colluded together.

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Very amateur stuff from yourself.

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Well, I hadn't really ever seen that tactic employed in the heat of battle at the moment.

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So it was a- it was something new to me, you know?

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Kevin Beijing, thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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And yeah, you've got to watch out for the inflatable dials.

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They're out there.

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There's lads with blow-up dials out in the battlefield.

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We never thought we'd see it, but it is here.

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And that's how it's- that's how it's getting done at the moment.

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Thank you very much as well, yeah.

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Kevin Beijing, I hope you're doing well.

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And Milosh.

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So, yeah, I mean, it's just a case of maintaining dignity at all times, all moments.

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Not shitting your pants, because it's never a good look.

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Even if you have been slaughtered and slaughtered on the battlefield,

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you want to come away with an empty pants situation.

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Yeah, it's double-dignifying or double-indignifying if you've been killed embarrassingly,

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and then you have unleashed hell in your underwear before you get cleaned up.

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And it's a double- you're actually making the work harder for the person who finds you.

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Well, let's hope that isn't the case now tonight.

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Kevin Beijing, how are you?

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You're not on screen, you say, Francis.

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I know.

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Well, I knew at the time, but I- now I know that I am on screen.

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Yep, sorry about that.

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While you're doing the, uh, the killing,

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I'm actually in control of the mixing unit.

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Thank you very much.

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Thank you very much.

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We might actually go backwards here.

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And start off the way we went in the first battle.

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Any bad boys?

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There's a couple down there at the high-rise.

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You're taking this handy anyway.

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There's another one here.

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This could be one.

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He's got- he's opened the box.

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Move, move, move.

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Yeah, we didn't want to be fucking hanging around there any-

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Too soon because-

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He did have a box open.

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Kiki Stockhammer, thank you very much.

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That's always nice to hear that we're being hunted.

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We'll take a jerry can as well with us and find a quad-

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As a quad bike over there, that's nice.

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We've got a sub-machine gun as well, that's nice.

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Maybe get on that quad there and-

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Maybe actually, uh-

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Air strike that building.

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Just in case, see if anything nice happens.

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No hits on that at all.

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We'll get to your message when we can there, Kiki Stockhammer.

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We can see that it's-

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It's a long one.

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The next room, I'd say, the contract, if you're going looking for that.

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Could be up on top of the building.

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In the next room.

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You're still okay at the moment.

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Your, uh, contract isn't on your arse at the moment.

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But you have to-

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The bounty has been dispatched.

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You have to eliminate a player called your nan's sofa.

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Dangerous bit of driving, but we don't have a license.

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We never learnt it.

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Was that an inflatable?

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Oh, not again.

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They've got me with the inflatable fucking balloon again.

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If in doubt, hide in the corner.

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And, uh, it's out to actually see where those shots were coming from.

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Because he'd used the inflatable balloon decoy.

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Enemy UAV overhead.

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Oh, fuck.

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Oh, for fuck's sake.

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The fight begins now.

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Absolutely done in there from one side.

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And I had a lad in the building behind us as well shooting at us, Tom.

238
00:19:46,180 --> 00:19:47,880
You need to always watch your back.

239
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,280
You can't be just going all out.

240
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,180
Balls to the wall, you know.

241
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:55,200
Lads out there.

242
00:19:55,640 --> 00:19:57,280
Back, front, sides.

243
00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,220
At every angle.

244
00:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,160
Up, down, in and around.

245
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:07,860
Thanks very much.

246
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:08,920
Kiki Stockhamers.

247
00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,140
How are you lads?

248
00:20:10,180 --> 00:20:13,940
Any word from Tom when the Cool Chan NFTs are going to drop?

249
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:18,740
And can he confirm there will be a Cool Chan Yacht Club in Ashford Castle?

250
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,400
Look, the word is out there on the street already.

251
00:20:24,740 --> 00:20:26,440
The people are manifesting it.

252
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,360
The more you manifest, the more it might actually come to light.

253
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:30,880
But yeah.

254
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,540
Cool Chan Yacht Club.

255
00:20:34,140 --> 00:20:35,020
Set sale.

256
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:37,540
Jan 23.

257
00:20:38,500 --> 00:20:40,080
Keep an eye out for it.

258
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,740
It's going to be absolutely unbelievable.

259
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:52,240
Sounds like a blast.

260
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:21,540
Nice battle redemption anyway.

261
00:21:21,540 --> 00:21:22,040
No.

262
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:26,720
Take it fucking handy now will ya.

263
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:34,360
It's not as easy as you think at the... when the heat is on, ya know?

264
00:21:37,300 --> 00:21:39,660
Let's take that car and go for a drive around.

265
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:55,540
I think, uh... you're on my line.

266
00:21:55,540 --> 00:22:05,180
I think the fucking thing is glitched because it's not showing me where the car is on the... on the map.

267
00:22:05,380 --> 00:22:05,720
So...

268
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,060
Not easy.

269
00:22:10,140 --> 00:22:12,240
I'm... I'm marking stuff but it's not showing it.

270
00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:14,660
Says there's a car down here.

271
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:19,380
Jeez, I've never seen that.

272
00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:20,720
A fully black jeep.

273
00:22:22,460 --> 00:22:23,460
Usually they're white.

274
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:26,060
With black trim.

275
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:26,060
With black trim.

276
00:22:26,060 --> 00:22:27,120
Black interior.

277
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,040
And a white exterior.

278
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:34,560
There's no time to be hanging around though.

279
00:22:34,940 --> 00:22:36,340
Get in it and fucking move.

280
00:22:44,340 --> 00:22:45,700
Thank you very much there.

281
00:22:45,700 --> 00:22:47,100
Zurich is stained.

282
00:22:54,920 --> 00:23:00,700
The helicopter over here, that could spell disaster if there's somebody already primed.

283
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:10,100
Nicely, uh, survey the area.

284
00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:12,780
Surveillance skin.

285
00:23:13,940 --> 00:23:15,940
Maybe down there, keep inside the gas.

286
00:23:17,540 --> 00:23:19,780
There's about to be a few stranglers from this, uh...

287
00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:21,940
Big area down here.

288
00:23:23,940 --> 00:23:24,820
The dark lands.

289
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,820
See if there's anything else in here.

290
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,780
See if there's anything else in here.

291
00:23:45,700 --> 00:23:46,180
Get out, man.

292
00:23:54,180 --> 00:23:56,680
I feel so. There could be a little box scene upstairs.

293
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:57,780
Yes, there is.

294
00:23:57,780 --> 00:23:58,580
Yeah, it's nice.

295
00:23:58,580 --> 00:23:59,080
It's nice.

296
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:00,520
A lovely vest as well.

297
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:01,420
A submachine gun.

298
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:01,960
That's nice.

299
00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:02,460
Glad.

300
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:06,080
take it down

301
00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:09,900
now back into the chop tap

302
00:24:09,900 --> 00:24:11,800
play it up

303
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:17,460
and take it nice and handy

304
00:24:17,460 --> 00:24:19,780
straggletown

305
00:24:19,780 --> 00:24:20,880
look for stragglers

306
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:22,540
there's no point in going

307
00:24:22,540 --> 00:24:24,220
guns blazing here

308
00:24:24,220 --> 00:24:27,300
at the same time

309
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:28,840
keep an eye out

310
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,280
for any snipers

311
00:24:30,280 --> 00:24:35,900
you're gonna need to go to a petrol station

312
00:24:35,900 --> 00:24:36,780
soon enough as well

313
00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:45,420
yeah the one thing is

314
00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:47,760
you don't want to get caught out

315
00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:48,740
in a petrol station

316
00:24:48,740 --> 00:25:01,820
bit of cash out the till

317
00:25:01,820 --> 00:25:03,160
it's already been opened

318
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:13,280
portable ray dome

319
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:16,100
I wonder if you could put the ray dome

320
00:25:16,100 --> 00:25:17,020
in the car

321
00:25:17,020 --> 00:25:19,780
nice

322
00:25:19,780 --> 00:25:24,940
oh it's gone through the fucking floor of the car

323
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,740
and that's something the developers

324
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,520
really need to work upon Tom

325
00:25:28,520 --> 00:25:32,680
gonna send a strongly worded email to them later on

326
00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:35,060
division blizzard

327
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,520
what the fuck yeah

328
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:39,740
how is it possible to actually go through

329
00:25:39,740 --> 00:25:42,400
it's not even physically possible

330
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:59,300
I'd say get into a nice cozy little situation

331
00:25:59,300 --> 00:26:02,760
or maybe get to a buy station

332
00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:03,840
you've got enough cash

333
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:04,360
you've got

334
00:26:04,360 --> 00:26:05,200
watch out

335
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:07,200
you're gonna get slidged

336
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:07,200
you're gonna get slidged

337
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,200
you're gonna get slidged

338
00:26:08,200 --> 00:26:09,200
you're gonna get slidged

339
00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:10,200
you're gonna get slidged

340
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,200
you're gonna get slidged

341
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:12,200
you're gonna get slidged

342
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,200
you're gonna get slidged

343
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,200
you're gonna get slidged

344
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:14,200
you're gonna get slidged

345
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:16,200
you're gonna get slidged

346
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:16,200
you're gonna get slidged

347
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,200
you're gonna get slidged

348
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:18,200
you're gonna get slidged

349
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,200
you're gonna get slidged

350
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,200
you're gonna get slidged

351
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,200
you're gonna get slidged

352
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,200
you're gonna get slidged

353
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:20,200
you're gonna get slidged

354
00:26:20,200 --> 00:26:21,200
you're gonna get slidged

355
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,200
you're gonna get slidged

356
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200
you're gonna get slidged

357
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,200
you're gonna get slidged

358
00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:26,200
enemy UAB

359
00:26:26,200 --> 00:26:27,200
enemy UAB active

360
00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,200
*reactive*

361
00:26:30,200 --> 00:26:31,200
and dangerous

362
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,200
and he's still fuckin' shootin' at us

363
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:39,200
he must have a-

364
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,200
well he doesn't have a good shot

365
00:26:40,200 --> 00:26:41,200
if he hasn't killed us

366
00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,200
but he did

367
00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:44,200
he landed one on us

368
00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:46,200
and it was nasty

369
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,200
we're fucked

370
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,200
we're fucked

371
00:26:54,200 --> 00:27:11,300
You could have got the fennec, you could have got the weapon, actually you were only, you were $200 off of having your weapons so. Don't worry the clock is still ticking, he's still shooting at ya. He can shoot all day, he can shoot all day.

372
00:27:11,300 --> 00:27:35,200
It's getting hot.

373
00:27:35,200 --> 00:28:05,180
Look. It's not the best way to play but this is where we are, we're still down to the last 45, there's still the chance we could get the 40 kill extreme.

374
00:28:05,180 --> 00:28:08,180
Guinness World Records, Tom.

375
00:28:08,180 --> 00:28:22,180
Yep. I'm just on to Guinness now at the moment on the phone though. They're watching. Dare you go for a loadout? Dare ya, dare ya go for it?

376
00:28:22,180 --> 00:28:29,180
You're fucked.

377
00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:36,180
You're fucked.

378
00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:41,180
Ah, he's gonna wait for ya, he's gonna wait for ya. Ah, he made a last-old asshole there.

379
00:28:41,180 --> 00:28:42,180
That's disgusting.

380
00:28:42,180 --> 00:28:48,180
Look, fucking hell it was, it was an embarrassing way to go. What can I say, it was very embarrassing.

381
00:28:48,180 --> 00:28:49,180
He made an arsehole.

382
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:49,180
He made an arsehole.

383
00:28:49,180 --> 00:28:50,180
He made an arsehole.

384
00:28:50,180 --> 00:28:51,180
I think you need to run him.

385
00:28:51,180 --> 00:28:52,180
I think you need to run him.

386
00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:53,180
I think you need to run him.

387
00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,180
I think you need to run him.

388
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:55,180
I think you need to run him.

389
00:28:55,180 --> 00:28:56,180
I think you need to run him.

390
00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:57,180
I think you need to run him.

391
00:28:57,180 --> 00:28:58,180
I think you need to run him.

392
00:28:58,180 --> 00:28:59,180
I think you need to run him.

393
00:28:59,180 --> 00:29:00,180
I think you need to run him.

394
00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:01,180
I think you need to run him.

395
00:29:01,180 --> 00:29:02,180
I think you need to run him.

396
00:29:02,180 --> 00:29:03,180
I think you need to run him.

397
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:03,180
I think you need to run him.

398
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,180
I think you need to run him.

399
00:29:04,180 --> 00:29:05,180
I think you need to run him.

400
00:29:05,180 --> 00:29:06,180
I think you need to run him.

401
00:29:06,180 --> 00:29:07,180
I think you need to run him.

402
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:08,180
I think you need to run him.

403
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,180
I think you need to run him.

404
00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,180
I think you need to run him.

405
00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:11,180
I think you need to run him.

406
00:29:11,180 --> 00:29:12,180
I think you need to run him.

407
00:29:12,180 --> 00:29:13,180
I think you need to run him.

408
00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:14,180
I think you need to run him.

409
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:15,180
I think you need to run him.

410
00:29:15,180 --> 00:29:16,180
I think you need to run him.

411
00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:17,180
I think you need to run him.

412
00:29:17,180 --> 00:29:18,180
I think you need to run him.

413
00:29:18,180 --> 00:29:19,180
I think you need to run him.

414
00:29:19,180 --> 00:29:20,180
I think you need to run him.

415
00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:21,180
I think you need to run him.

416
00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:22,180
I think you need to run him.

417
00:29:22,180 --> 00:29:23,180
I think you need to run him.

418
00:29:23,180 --> 00:29:34,180
Yeah.

419
00:29:34,180 --> 00:29:35,180
Yeah.

420
00:29:43,180 --> 00:29:45,180
Thanking you very much.

421
00:29:45,180 --> 00:29:48,180
Zurich is stayed and Kiki Stackhammer.

422
00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:49,180
Thank you very much.

423
00:29:49,180 --> 00:30:06,180
Glenn out of 10.

424
00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:07,180
Thank you very much.

425
00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:20,180
I've tried for the Guinness World Record.

426
00:30:20,180 --> 00:30:26,180
For the fewest number of Guinness World Records, which is simultaneously one and zero.

427
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:30,180
It's almost everybody bounces between the two states.

428
00:30:30,180 --> 00:30:37,180
Yeah, we have too many of those records and we don't want any more of them.

429
00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:41,180
And look, it's a tough business.

430
00:30:41,180 --> 00:30:51,180
And we can definitely see the seedlings of positivity growing.

431
00:30:51,180 --> 00:31:00,180
I mean, you say we, but I'm definitely not included in that situation.

432
00:31:00,180 --> 00:31:08,180
Because all I could see right then was a very, very poor performance and a very poor attempt.

433
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:10,180
You know?

434
00:31:14,180 --> 00:31:15,180
You have to get warmed up, you know?

435
00:31:15,180 --> 00:31:18,180
It's the hardest game in the world.

436
00:31:18,180 --> 00:31:19,180
Solo.

437
00:31:19,180 --> 00:31:21,180
It's the hardest game in the world.

438
00:31:21,180 --> 00:31:23,180
I don't care what you say.

439
00:31:23,180 --> 00:31:26,180
Thank you very much.

440
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:28,180
Back from, Hot Jadj.

441
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:29,180
Back from Berlin, Tommy.

442
00:31:29,180 --> 00:31:30,180
Yes, right.

443
00:31:30,180 --> 00:31:31,180
What's the crack?

444
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,180
Hot Jadj.

445
00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:33,180
Oh yeah, Hot Jadj.

446
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:37,180
Hot Jadj says, back from Berlin, Tommy.

447
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:41,180
The Curryverse place was a very good suggestion.

448
00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:43,180
Burgermeister was good too.

449
00:31:43,180 --> 00:31:45,180
Thanks for the tip.

450
00:31:46,180 --> 00:31:50,180
And Captain Sack, thank you very much, says it's time to whip out the Fennec.

451
00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:51,180
Don't really hit.

452
00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:54,180
We haven't had a chance to get to grips with the Fennec.

453
00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:00,180
Yeah, but you really need to get that load out.

454
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:06,180
Maybe it could be a thing to go to a stronghold and try that, you know?

455
00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:10,180
Kevin Kilban, thank you very much for the tip there.

456
00:32:10,180 --> 00:32:13,180
Embarrassing stuff, Francis.

457
00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:17,180
These are the kind of things you should have learned back on the training ground.

458
00:32:18,180 --> 00:32:27,180
Thank you very much, sir, Kevin Kilban, for that tip and besmirchment in the form of wise words.

459
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:32,180
But look, this is a training ground scenario gone wrong.

460
00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:35,180
When's it gonna go right, you know?

461
00:32:35,180 --> 00:32:38,180
That's what we gotta ask ourselves here.

462
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:43,180
"Naru-Naru-Busan, thank you very much. Fire up.

463
00:32:43,180 --> 00:32:46,180
2009, Modern Warfare 2 to fuck."

464
00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:47,180
He says, "Hi."

465
00:32:49,180 --> 00:32:51,180
"I don't know if they-

466
00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,180
Even if they would've had the old Blatt Royale-

467
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,180
You would've been-

468
00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:55,180
You would've been-

469
00:32:55,180 --> 00:32:57,180
They're not playing the fucking FIFA all in a Team Deathmatch.

470
00:32:57,180 --> 00:32:58,180
Huh?

471
00:33:00,180 --> 00:33:04,620
Search and destroy.

472
00:33:08,660 --> 00:33:09,940
Back to basics.

473
00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,220
That's all we need to fucking think about.

474
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:15,440
It's just back to fucking basics.

475
00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,120
Thank you very much, lads.

476
00:33:24,760 --> 00:33:25,720
Fucking freezing.

477
00:33:25,840 --> 00:33:27,200
My hands are freezing.

478
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:31,580
But that's not the excuse.

479
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:32,640
There is no excuse.

480
00:33:34,100 --> 00:33:35,980
This is the end of the excuses now.

481
00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:43,780
Let's go hard.

482
00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,820
This could be a washout, but fuck it.

483
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,280
This is a real maverick move here.

484
00:33:53,280 --> 00:33:55,500
San Francisco, he can air his.

485
00:33:56,580 --> 00:33:57,360
What's he got?

486
00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,440
There's one lander just below deck.

487
00:34:06,180 --> 00:34:06,740
You're fucked.

488
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:32,700
You want to be off the way right now.

489
00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:35,640
But this doesn't have the close-up firepower.

490
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:38,400
If you'd want...

491
00:34:38,400 --> 00:34:46,820
Tom, keep it down, man.

492
00:34:46,820 --> 00:35:00,360
Oh, yeah.

493
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:06,460
Oh, yeah.

494
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,500
That was a cluster mine.

495
00:35:07,560 --> 00:35:08,800
That was what the beeping was.

496
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:10,240
Fucking hell.

497
00:35:12,240 --> 00:35:13,980
I thought it was...

498
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,980
I thought it was...

499
00:35:15,980 --> 00:35:19,400
I thought it was a fucking...

500
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,320
One of those trophy systems or something.

501
00:35:23,020 --> 00:35:25,100
You absolute wanker.

502
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:27,700
You fight to win back your life.

503
00:35:27,980 --> 00:35:28,780
Thank you very much.

504
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:29,940
You're mortified.

505
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:33,140
Yeah, I thought it was a trophy.

506
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,100
Here's a question for you.

507
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:41,000
How the fuck is their mine still allowed to be active after they've been killed?

508
00:35:41,100 --> 00:35:41,920
I killed the man.

509
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:44,780
I killed the man and his mine was still working.

510
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:49,720
Crazy bit of business.

511
00:35:58,660 --> 00:35:59,460
There's one.

512
00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:01,220
Where's...

513
00:36:01,220 --> 00:36:03,700
Oh, please kill him, friend.

514
00:36:03,900 --> 00:36:04,780
Please kill him, friend.

515
00:36:04,780 --> 00:36:09,780
Let's hope your friend gets him here because...

516
00:36:12,460 --> 00:36:13,500
Come on.

517
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,360
Come on.

518
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:16,600
He's looking good.

519
00:36:16,660 --> 00:36:17,420
This guy looks good.

520
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:18,180
He could do it for you.

521
00:36:19,720 --> 00:36:20,080
Yes.

522
00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:24,940
Mad Max is back in the house, lads.

523
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:29,580
Don't ever do that again.

524
00:36:31,820 --> 00:36:34,000
The Verney teabag, thank you very much.

525
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,000
Let's have a look now and see where we're, uh...

526
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,360
Gonna position ourselves for this next round of fucking Slaughterhouse 5.

527
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:50,000
Cruiser hold on the quad there for a bit and...

528
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:51,080
Get your variance.

529
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:57,440
Oh.

530
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,500
Somebody right there.

531
00:37:00,180 --> 00:37:01,300
Somebody right there.

532
00:37:05,720 --> 00:37:06,660
Yeah, that's it.

533
00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:09,180
Run right into his fucking fire path.

534
00:37:12,180 --> 00:37:12,980
Yeah, that's...

535
00:37:12,980 --> 00:37:14,240
That's a crazy bit of business.

536
00:37:14,820 --> 00:37:17,000
Thank you very much there, Schult.

537
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:19,860
For your kind-hearted and generous...

538
00:37:19,860 --> 00:37:20,900
You're on my microphone.

539
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,820
Thank you very much there, Schult.

540
00:37:26,820 --> 00:37:29,920
For your kind-hearted and generous tip-ripper, Runis.

541
00:37:30,180 --> 00:37:31,460
And also, Ante.

542
00:37:31,540 --> 00:37:32,440
Thank you very much.

543
00:37:33,320 --> 00:37:35,460
And quasi-quad bike.

544
00:37:35,900 --> 00:37:36,740
Uh...

545
00:37:36,740 --> 00:37:38,080
What's missing there, you say?

546
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:41,900
Is a tasty little Deli Man injection...

547
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:45,460
To put you back on 50 bomb team wipes.

548
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:53,620
Uh...

549
00:37:53,620 --> 00:37:54,140
Killstreaks.

550
00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:56,900
An insane clutch kills streak where you belong.

551
00:37:56,960 --> 00:37:57,280
I know.

552
00:37:59,220 --> 00:38:01,900
We need to get a bit of Fat 32 in...

553
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,100
Soon enough.

554
00:38:03,540 --> 00:38:05,040
Just to wipe away the pain.

555
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,560
That's the only wipes that we've got.

556
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:10,260
Yep.

557
00:38:12,380 --> 00:38:15,260
Get yourselves a few wet wipes going as well.

558
00:38:16,860 --> 00:38:18,100
Wipe the eyes.

559
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:24,960
Thank you very much.

560
00:38:25,240 --> 00:38:25,480
Uh...

561
00:38:25,480 --> 00:38:26,560
Quasi-quad bike.

562
00:38:28,600 --> 00:38:29,480
And Ante.

563
00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:30,020
Yeah, look.

564
00:38:30,340 --> 00:38:30,900
Um...

565
00:38:30,900 --> 00:38:32,240
It was an...

566
00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,220
It was an...

567
00:38:33,220 --> 00:38:34,180
Interesting...

568
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,840
Way to begin.

569
00:38:36,420 --> 00:38:37,300
By dropping in.

570
00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,380
You got the kill.

571
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:41,500
You managed to avoid getting slotted off the top of the roof.

572
00:38:41,580 --> 00:38:42,300
But you got the kill.

573
00:38:42,860 --> 00:38:44,420
Then you walked into a mine.

574
00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,180
Even though you could hear the mine...

575
00:38:47,040 --> 00:38:48,080
In the next room.

576
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,120
How would you legislate for that?

577
00:38:51,240 --> 00:38:52,380
Well, here's the thing.

578
00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:54,340
How do you legislate for that, you know?

579
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:57,240
You legislate for that by knowing that that's...

580
00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,000
What the sound is at the time when you hear it.

581
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,660
And what I didn't know.

582
00:39:02,080 --> 00:39:07,260
And what I'm willing to go out on a limb and say is that I thought it was a trophy system.

583
00:39:07,260 --> 00:39:12,680
The noise sounded like something of that ilk.

584
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:14,460
Didn't know mine.

585
00:39:14,680 --> 00:39:16,400
Didn't know mine made that noise.

586
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,260
Didn't know mine made that noise.

587
00:39:18,460 --> 00:39:19,580
And then I walked into it.

588
00:39:19,620 --> 00:39:20,900
But here's another thing, Tom.

589
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:22,340
What?

590
00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,920
How in God's name.

591
00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:28,300
Thank you very much, Higgy Smalls.

592
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,620
I hope you're doing well.

593
00:39:30,220 --> 00:39:32,360
Hope you and Tommy are staying warm during this cold spell.

594
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:34,060
Yeah, we've got a lot of fleeces then.

595
00:39:35,180 --> 00:39:37,700
And Hal Incandenza.

596
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:38,680
Thank you very much.

597
00:39:39,700 --> 00:39:43,420
How in God's name, Tom, is that mine selective?

598
00:39:43,580 --> 00:39:51,060
I know I was giving out about it earlier on, but I need to reiterate the fucking pain and anguish that's felt inside my heart at the moment.

599
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:55,660
It's just a case of learning.

600
00:39:55,980 --> 00:39:57,920
It's a learning curve.

601
00:39:58,460 --> 00:40:00,360
And you're not fucking curving it outright.

602
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,740
Thank you very much, Chunky Funk Blaster.

603
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:14,580
And Hal Incandenza, who says, a good game of Eschaton.

604
00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:15,880
I don't know what that is.

605
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:16,740
Thanks very much.

606
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:21,480
Yeah, and it's a double fleece scenario at the moment.

607
00:40:21,700 --> 00:40:23,580
It's two fleeces and the truth.

608
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:28,380
And could do with a pair of fingerless gloves.

609
00:40:29,780 --> 00:40:35,200
Because, I mean, I could, there's a radiator, we did have that on beforehand, Tom.

610
00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:37,260
Yeah, why did you leave it on?

611
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:46,860
Well, if I leave it on during a session, then I could forget about it and then start sweating during the fucking stream.

612
00:40:48,540 --> 00:40:51,840
You should just get up, get up and go and turn it off or something then.

613
00:40:52,780 --> 00:40:54,380
Could, could do that.

614
00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:59,520
But it actually is, in a way, it's kind of nice just to start off on a base level cooler.

615
00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:04,060
And then try and get warmed up through the, through the gameplay.

616
00:41:05,460 --> 00:41:10,080
So you're sitting still, there's going to be no getting warmed up during any gameplay.

617
00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:16,600
Yeah, but hopefully again to a situation where it's tense, you know, and start to sweat then.

618
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:17,720
It starts to get a bit hot.

619
00:41:25,140 --> 00:41:25,940
Let's get going.

620
00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:26,900
Let's get busy.

621
00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:34,060
Maybe try and get two kills this time.

622
00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:36,460
Well, I had two and what are they against four?

623
00:41:36,940 --> 00:41:38,380
Maybe try and get three kills this time.

624
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:39,180
Thanks very much.

625
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,420
Shkav.

626
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,100
Hang in there, lads.

627
00:41:42,840 --> 00:41:43,900
Fifty kills in common.

628
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,320
The cold will help you focus.

629
00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:46,420
I love that.

630
00:41:46,540 --> 00:41:48,420
I love that enthusiasm.

631
00:41:49,140 --> 00:41:54,040
We're back, Tom.

632
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:56,700
Thomas?

633
00:41:58,440 --> 00:41:59,240
We are dead.

634
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:00,480
Man approval of stuff.

635
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:00,880
Thank you.

636
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:01,400
I'm Mercedes.

637
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:02,120
Gear solid.

638
00:42:02,220 --> 00:42:03,000
Thank you very much.

639
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:08,440
Out to the cemetery?

640
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,920
Contract on a quad.

641
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:11,860
Quasi quad bike.

642
00:42:15,860 --> 00:42:17,580
You better believe it, old man.

643
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:20,360
You better believe it's true.

644
00:42:24,440 --> 00:42:26,340
Just make sure there's nobody landing.

645
00:42:26,740 --> 00:42:27,420
No quasi.

646
00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:30,940
They're going to try and make a slip up here.

647
00:42:32,460 --> 00:42:34,380
Probably should have gone for the quasi first.

648
00:42:39,060 --> 00:42:40,900
Can't go through the fucking window here.

649
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:41,760
There we go.

650
00:42:57,560 --> 00:42:58,040
Bountas.

651
00:43:01,540 --> 00:43:03,480
Sir Bountas of Bountyshire.

652
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:04,980
Oh.

653
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:07,340
Keep your wits about your head down.

654
00:43:09,140 --> 00:43:10,100
Could have done with a...

655
00:43:11,820 --> 00:43:13,080
Smaller piece.

656
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,040
Maybe get a swap this EVR for a smaller piece.

657
00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,240
That's it.

658
00:43:27,640 --> 00:43:28,160
Let's see.

659
00:43:28,280 --> 00:43:28,540
Check.

660
00:43:28,620 --> 00:43:29,760
See if there's a sub in here.

661
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:43,920
Quad bike is up.

662
00:43:55,840 --> 00:43:56,240
Thanks.

663
00:43:58,560 --> 00:44:03,480
Thanks for the tip there.

664
00:44:04,020 --> 00:44:05,540
DCC Chaz.

665
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:08,320
Now, this guy is like little rat

666
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:09,640
in a little rat's maze.

667
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,020
So it's going to be a bit of a tough

668
00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:14,840
scenario trying to find him.

669
00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:19,880
Probably up on this fucking roof up here.

670
00:44:26,980 --> 00:44:28,440
Stay here for a moment.

671
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,440
See if we can...

672
00:44:29,440 --> 00:44:32,400
Oh, he's over there.

673
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,280
Right there.

674
00:44:33,380 --> 00:44:33,900
The clown.

675
00:44:33,900 --> 00:44:34,020
The clown.

676
00:44:34,020 --> 00:44:35,020
Okay.

677
00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:36,020
Okay.

678
00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:37,020
Okay.

679
00:44:37,020 --> 00:45:05,020
*Gunshot*

680
00:45:05,020 --> 00:45:09,100
I heard him go... I think it smashed a window down the back.

681
00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:37,100
*Mario's voice*

682
00:45:37,100 --> 00:45:39,100
To this idea now.

683
00:46:03,100 --> 00:46:05,100
I think he's on the roof.

684
00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:09,100
*Mario's voice*

685
00:46:09,100 --> 00:46:11,100
*Mario's voice*

686
00:46:11,100 --> 00:46:13,100
*Mario's voice*

687
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:21,100
*Mario's voice*

688
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:23,100
*Mario's voice*

689
00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:33,100
*Mario's voice*

690
00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:43,100
*Mario's voice*

691
00:46:43,100 --> 00:46:45,100
*Mario's voice*

692
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:47,100
*Mario's voice*

693
00:46:47,100 --> 00:46:49,100
*Mario's voice*

694
00:46:49,100 --> 00:46:51,100
*Mario's voice*

695
00:46:51,100 --> 00:46:53,100
*Mario's voice*

696
00:46:53,100 --> 00:46:55,100
*Mario's voice*

697
00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:57,100
*Mario's voice*

698
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,100
*Mario's voice*

699
00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:01,100
*Mario's voice*

700
00:47:01,100 --> 00:47:01,900
There's salt rifle.

701
00:47:01,900 --> 00:47:06,500
There's no use in heaven to us if you have no rounds on us.

702
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,500
Underground!

703
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:14,500
Shlippery face, thank you very much.

704
00:47:14,500 --> 00:47:22,500
*sad to shoot*

705
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,500
Fucked.

706
00:47:48,500 --> 00:47:56,500
Yep. That wasn't. I think it's your fair time. I think it's your fair time.

707
00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:03,500
It's not playtime. It's your fair time.

708
00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:26,500
I think, you know, it's... There's a few factors at play. You're thinking you're the Billy Big Bollocks setting the stall out like you're gonna get 55 kills.

709
00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:31,500
It's not gonna happen like that.

710
00:48:31,500 --> 00:48:35,500
Yeah.

711
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:41,500
You really need to set out the stall.

712
00:48:41,500 --> 00:48:49,500
With a much more down-to-earth outlook.

713
00:48:49,500 --> 00:48:51,500
Narubo San, thank you very much.

714
00:48:51,500 --> 00:48:55,500
Will you have the drone music on standby for the Shafae streams?

715
00:48:55,500 --> 00:48:59,500
I'd be literally in tears laughing.

716
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,500
Francis?

717
00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:11,500
Yeah, yeah. Look, I believe that the Shafae stream will always, always bring a smile to a glass eye.

718
00:49:11,500 --> 00:49:27,500
And it will bring a tear to a fucking mouth. It's just the way it always is. And we have those buttons primed. We have those noises ready to go.

719
00:49:27,500 --> 00:49:39,500
But it would be nice just to get it down to the final circle in one of these bad boys and really send a message out there to the big wide world.

720
00:49:39,500 --> 00:49:41,500
Which is?

721
00:49:41,500 --> 00:49:45,500
That we are primed. We are ready.

722
00:49:45,500 --> 00:49:47,500
And we will come again.

723
00:49:47,500 --> 00:49:53,500
Sounds quasi-religious in certain ways and respects.

724
00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:59,500
Well, it's a religion what we're doing right here now. We're worshipping at the altar of death.

725
00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:05,500
And we are praying with our fucking subs and assaults. Do you know?

726
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:07,500
We are coming in terms of the terror down here for public service?

727
00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:17,500
Thank you very much, Sergeant Derek Spain. Thank you very much. I miss my compact presario.

728
00:50:17,500 --> 00:50:27,500
It was like an antiquated piece of technology.

729
00:50:27,500 --> 00:50:35,500
It was. It was a beautiful piece of... I think it could have actually been a handheld piece of technology.

730
00:50:35,500 --> 00:50:38,500
Um...

731
00:50:38,500 --> 00:50:41,500
But yeah.

732
00:50:41,500 --> 00:50:46,500
What we need now is a miracle just before we go to Shafae. I want another one. I want another bite of the apple.

733
00:50:46,500 --> 00:50:51,500
I think you should just jack it in. Oh, it's...

734
00:50:51,500 --> 00:50:56,500
It's nearly 10pm anyway. It was only meant to be an hour... scenario.

735
00:50:56,500 --> 00:51:12,500
Another bite of the grape. Boom, boom, 43.

736
00:51:12,500 --> 00:51:22,500
So that's it. You're just... you're just looking for one comment that tells us what you want. And you're saying, I'm gonna go with that. Even though probably the...

737
00:51:22,500 --> 00:51:27,500
There's people... there's more people that have said, "Look, I want to see Shafae. Mark Delaney, thanks very much for the tip there."

738
00:51:27,500 --> 00:51:33,500
It's not just the one. It was a boom, boom, 43. Like, it was a big comment. It was a big... it stood out from the rest.

739
00:51:33,500 --> 00:51:40,500
I saw many more comments saying, "Get this off a ch*te."

740
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:49,500
"I don't want an interior down here. Come on, please, everything."

741
00:51:49,500 --> 00:51:50,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

742
00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

743
00:51:51,500 --> 00:51:52,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

744
00:51:52,500 --> 00:51:53,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

745
00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:54,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

746
00:51:54,500 --> 00:51:55,500
"I don't want an interior down here."

747
00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:56,500
"Alright."

748
00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,500
"Let's go again."

749
00:51:57,500 --> 00:52:24,500
"Thank you very much there, Mark Delaney. Say ten Hail Marys for Father Fennec." Let's try and get that father in here at the moment.

750
00:52:24,500 --> 00:52:30,500
"Anaconda G, thank you very, very much. Unbelievable bit of business there."

751
00:52:30,500 --> 00:52:38,500
"Anaconda G, anaconda, thanks for the team."

752
00:52:39,500 --> 00:52:41,500
"Right, here we go."

753
00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:46,500
"Right out in the shticks."

754
00:52:46,500 --> 00:52:48,500
"Look, let's get this lad here."

755
00:52:48,500 --> 00:52:51,500
"He's decided he wants what I want."

756
00:52:51,500 --> 00:52:53,500
"And now I've decided I want..."

757
00:52:53,500 --> 00:53:01,500
"Oh, he's got, he's actually gone, he's gone abroad actually, he's gone over here. We need to follow him over here."

758
00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:07,500
"And he could be actually on a better course than me."

759
00:53:07,500 --> 00:53:11,500
"He could actually be landing somewhere better than me."

760
00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:13,500
"Look at this though."

761
00:53:13,500 --> 00:53:17,500
"Oh, he fucking knew what he was doing the prick."

762
00:53:17,500 --> 00:53:29,500
"Got the Bill Bryson."

763
00:53:29,500 --> 00:53:33,500
"Short history of nearly everything."

764
00:53:33,500 --> 00:53:39,500
"Tell ya, some of the lads that meet us on this little fucking excursion, they're gonna have a short history."

765
00:53:39,500 --> 00:53:41,500
"In that they're gonna be dead."

766
00:53:41,500 --> 00:53:47,500
"I'd say just... don't talk shite."

767
00:53:47,500 --> 00:53:49,500
"Just get the job done because you've been talking enough shite."

768
00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:55,500
"Let's get up here and open another box, it's great."

769
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:57,500
"Even if you don't do well, it's great opening the boxes, Tam."

770
00:53:57,500 --> 00:54:03,500
"Shards fired, shards fired."

771
00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:07,500
"If you get up in that house, oh..."

772
00:54:07,500 --> 00:54:11,500
"Oh, no one's there."

773
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:13,500
"Oh, no one's there."

774
00:54:13,500 --> 00:54:15,500
"Oh, no one's there."

775
00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,500
"Oh, no one's there."

776
00:54:17,500 --> 00:54:19,500
"Oh, no one's there."

777
00:54:19,500 --> 00:54:21,500
"Oh, no one's there."

778
00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:23,500
"Oh, no one's there."

779
00:54:23,500 --> 00:54:25,500
"Oh, no one's there."

780
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,500
"Oh, no one's there."

781
00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,500
"Oh, no one's there."

782
00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:33,500
"I wonder if there was a fucker inside the house here."

783
00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:37,500
"If there wasn't..."

784
00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:43,500
"There probably is gonna be one now anyway."

785
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:45,500
"Yep, I can hear him."

786
00:54:45,500 --> 00:54:49,500
"And you have no rounds in your fucking sub, either."

787
00:54:49,500 --> 00:55:02,060
Ah, right, shoot right in the arse. Right in the arse. Thank you very much, sir, Chunky

788
00:55:02,060 --> 00:55:12,340
Funk Blaster, Anaconda G and Mark Delaney. Getting ready for this Shafey now. I can't

789
00:55:12,340 --> 00:55:16,680
wait to bust out the Chief. Chief Keef.

790
00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:23,680
Chief Keef.

791
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:30,680
Chief Keef.

792
00:55:30,680 --> 00:55:38,680
Chief Keef.

793
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,680
Chief Keef.

794
00:55:42,680 --> 00:56:04,120
Don't reach don't reach it's grand and things gonna be okay, it'll all be okay

795
00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,120
Okay

796
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,120
Oh

797
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,120
Oh

798
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,120
Oh

799
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:14,120
Oh

800
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:18,720
I need one of these. Yeah. That's right.

801
00:56:18,720 --> 00:56:48,700
I'm going to go.

802
00:56:48,700 --> 00:57:18,680
I'm going to go.

803
00:57:18,680 --> 00:57:48,660
I'm going to go.

804
00:57:48,660 --> 00:58:18,640
I'm going to go.

805
00:58:18,640 --> 00:58:22,800
sport. And Stephen Roach is right up there. I never met the man until now. Are you grounded by his

806
00:58:22,800 --> 00:58:26,840
greatness? I am not at all, Pat. I'm a cynic, as you know, and the only reason I'm out here tonight

807
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:30,620
is because of what they're doing to this man. I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise,

808
00:58:30,980 --> 00:58:35,980
even though you're a good bloke yourself. Thanks very much. I think this guy... I think this guy...

809
00:58:35,980 --> 00:59:05,960
Thank you.

810
00:59:06,860 --> 00:59:09,900
To be honest, I'd have been at Shells and Rovers tonight otherwise.

811
00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:13,900
I can't believe that there was no audio there for a few seconds.

812
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:19,540
But I was going to say the man is life in regards to Shiffé.

813
00:59:20,240 --> 00:59:22,960
Because Captain Sack tipped in and said don't give up.

814
00:59:23,040 --> 00:59:23,940
Well, we have given up.

815
00:59:24,040 --> 00:59:26,200
But we haven't given up on life itself.

816
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:29,800
And life being Shiffé, a Shiffé-shaped concept.

817
00:59:31,940 --> 00:59:33,640
That's what we're living for right now.

818
00:59:34,100 --> 00:59:35,820
A football fan and a rugby fan.

819
00:59:35,820 --> 00:59:37,000
This isn't Shiffé, by the way.

820
00:59:37,060 --> 00:59:48,140
It's the man who is just an audience interjector against the powers of fucking Pat Kenny and the journalist who was pillorying Stephen Roach.

821
00:59:48,720 --> 00:59:50,060
And a sports fan.

822
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,160
Thank you very much there, Smitty.

823
00:59:52,420 --> 00:59:54,480
To hammer a guy like Stephen Roach.

824
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:58,480
There's a hammer and there's an accusation of hammering from the late, late audience.

825
00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,600
It's a beautiful concept which happens time and time again.

826
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:02,980
Smitty, thank you very much.

827
01:00:03,020 --> 01:00:03,920
And a good bloke yourself.

828
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:06,260
Ciaran Furlong and Anguish Panda.

829
01:00:06,380 --> 01:00:07,140
Thank you very much.

830
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:07,700
Stephen Roach.

831
01:00:08,060 --> 01:00:12,480
Who in 1987 won the Tour de France, the Giro d'Italia and the World Championship.

832
01:00:12,620 --> 01:00:17,100
And I am grateful to Jimmy McGee for actually showing it to us on TV at the time.

833
01:00:17,300 --> 01:00:18,840
And I must say one thing about Stephen.

834
01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:21,780
To do that when EPO wasn't on the market.

835
01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:29,420
Everybody here should realize that you couldn't inject EPO into yourself in 1987 because it wasn't available in 1987.

836
01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:30,720
Because it wasn't available.

837
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:31,420
That's very relevant.

838
01:00:31,820 --> 01:00:34,040
So Stephen won this stuff clean.

839
01:00:34,460 --> 01:00:38,960
Because at the time, if he was taking amphetamines, you remember what happened to Tommy Simpson taking amphetamines?

840
01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:41,920
Stephen would have been caught taking amphetamines.

841
01:00:41,960 --> 01:00:48,080
The only other thing that's worth a damn in terms of endurance testing for something like cycling.

842
01:00:48,360 --> 01:00:50,120
To the best of my knowledge anyway at the moment.

843
01:00:50,160 --> 01:00:51,460
Mic, mic, mic, mic.

844
01:00:51,540 --> 01:00:52,260
Check one, two.

845
01:00:52,460 --> 01:00:54,380
I think the mic is back on now, is it?

846
01:00:54,820 --> 01:00:55,900
Dabu to dabu.

847
01:00:57,740 --> 01:01:21,280
It's a lovely skull.

848
01:01:22,020 --> 01:01:23,640
Let's have a look now at Shafé.

849
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:24,780
We do have him ready.

850
01:01:24,880 --> 01:01:26,640
There was some upper...

851
01:01:26,640 --> 01:01:31,620
Retro clips of gaming stuff before we get into Shafé.

852
01:01:31,700 --> 01:01:34,800
I think there's a Sega doing the fucking rounds in 1992.

853
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:36,620
Which looked funny.

854
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:37,840
Didn't see the whole of it.

855
01:01:37,940 --> 01:01:43,260
But they were in Hamley's toy shop and there was a big fucking Sonic event.

856
01:01:43,580 --> 01:01:46,340
And there was loads of old men there as well, strangely enough.

857
01:01:46,340 --> 01:01:48,100
It's the peak season again for toy retailers.

858
01:01:48,420 --> 01:01:51,980
It's that kind of season again for toy retailers.

859
01:01:52,380 --> 01:01:54,840
It's the peak season again for toy retailers.

860
01:01:55,380 --> 01:01:58,700
But species like these fluffy bunnies face a new threat.

861
01:01:59,580 --> 01:02:02,460
Can't hear a thing you're saying, Francis says, Tom.

862
01:02:03,260 --> 01:02:03,760
Bonk.

863
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:06,000
You serious?

864
01:02:09,280 --> 01:02:10,700
I thought I was back on.

865
01:02:12,580 --> 01:02:13,800
Always a stream saboteur.

866
01:02:13,920 --> 01:02:14,500
Okay, I get you.

867
01:02:15,160 --> 01:02:16,520
Maybe we can get rid of the bonk.

868
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:19,360
Predator disturbing their dreams is an electronic hedgehog.

869
01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:21,520
He's throwing in fucking spanners, is he?

870
01:02:24,520 --> 01:02:27,480
It's one of the new video games sweeping the youth market.

871
01:02:32,520 --> 01:02:35,560
Played on an ordinary television screen with a special console,

872
01:02:35,940 --> 01:02:39,060
they're really just a domestic version of the games you find in a music.

873
01:02:39,060 --> 01:02:44,660
I forgot that I have the fucking stream switched on to DVR mode

874
01:02:44,660 --> 01:02:46,000
so you can watch it from behind.

875
01:02:46,200 --> 01:02:47,840
So people are watching maybe,

876
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,080
they could be watching from a minute or two ago.

877
01:02:50,720 --> 01:02:52,840
And then they're writing like as if it's live.

878
01:02:53,160 --> 01:02:54,880
Just crazy, crazy world.

879
01:02:54,880 --> 01:02:55,940
...acusement arcades.

880
01:02:56,720 --> 01:02:59,120
Much depends on the crucial Christmas season.

881
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:02,080
But the UK market for video games could reach

882
01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:04,420
five or six hundred million pounds this year.

883
01:03:04,420 --> 01:03:08,360
At this party in Hamley's last Tuesday

884
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,620
to launch Sega's Mark II version of Sonic the Hedgehog,

885
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:13,820
there was plenty of celebratory hype.

886
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:17,200
He says Sonic the Mark II hedgehog.

887
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:19,660
...two version of...

888
01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:21,800
Oh, the Mark II version.

889
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,940
Check out the Jack Wee on that, lad.

890
01:03:24,740 --> 01:03:26,440
Jack Wee on toast.

891
01:03:27,100 --> 01:03:28,860
Jack Wee on toast.

892
01:03:29,560 --> 01:03:30,700
Exit Chicago.

893
01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:34,160
Got a cool fucking jacket from the market there,

894
01:03:34,280 --> 01:03:35,080
the last day, lads.

895
01:03:35,780 --> 01:03:37,880
It's got a skull and crossbones on it.

896
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,080
And it says Exit Chicago.

897
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:44,320
Gonna wear this to the fucking Sonic 2 launch

898
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,020
in Hamley's next Tuesday, weekday, man.

899
01:03:47,500 --> 01:03:49,240
It's gonna go insane.

900
01:03:49,920 --> 01:03:51,140
It's gonna drop.

901
01:03:51,820 --> 01:03:52,920
When people see what...

902
01:03:52,920 --> 01:03:54,540
And he's wearing a beret as well, is this?

903
01:03:54,760 --> 01:03:55,640
And is this...

904
01:03:55,640 --> 01:03:57,940
A white guy with dreadlocks.

905
01:03:58,480 --> 01:04:00,520
How do you mean?

906
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,140
Thank you very much there, Captain Sack, for the tip.

907
01:04:04,540 --> 01:04:05,060
Spliffy.

908
01:04:05,220 --> 01:04:06,060
It's one of those...

909
01:04:06,780 --> 01:04:08,340
Whatchamacallit jackets.

910
01:04:10,060 --> 01:04:11,500
Was it Spliffy or Eclipse?

911
01:04:12,880 --> 01:04:14,820
Eclipse jackets were class.

912
01:04:14,820 --> 01:04:17,680
At this party in Hamley's last Tuesday

913
01:04:17,680 --> 01:04:20,600
to launch Sega's Mark II version of Sonic...

914
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,460
Lovely bit of business there.

915
01:04:23,620 --> 01:04:25,040
Oh, sorry I got too far.

916
01:04:25,400 --> 01:04:27,280
At this party in Hamley's last Tuesday

917
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:28,780
to launch Sega's Mark...

918
01:04:28,780 --> 01:04:33,600
We got that coming through.

919
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:34,200
Yeah, we do.

920
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:35,460
That's great stuff as well.

921
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:49,880
I wonder does the...

922
01:04:49,880 --> 01:04:54,820
Can you hear the...

923
01:04:54,820 --> 01:04:57,160
Thank you very much, Jukebox Connors.

924
01:04:57,680 --> 01:04:59,560
Can you hear the sound?

925
01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:04,060
I can't hear it.

926
01:05:04,220 --> 01:05:04,860
Why I can't hear...

927
01:05:04,860 --> 01:05:05,460
Oh, wait a sec.

928
01:05:05,580 --> 01:05:05,720
Maybe.

929
01:05:08,720 --> 01:05:10,020
Main approver of stuff.

930
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,000
Thank you very much.

931
01:05:11,000 --> 01:05:15,540
Let's just keep it going.

932
01:05:15,660 --> 01:05:16,460
I'll work on the sound.

933
01:05:16,560 --> 01:05:17,580
I'll work on the sound.

934
01:05:18,300 --> 01:05:20,420
There was plenty of celebratory hype.

935
01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:25,200
Holly Winter, thank you very much.

936
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:26,200
Main approver of stuff.

937
01:05:26,280 --> 01:05:26,940
Thank you very much.

938
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:28,180
An incredible number.

939
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,500
I think worldwide we may have got to 5 million pieces today.

940
01:05:32,600 --> 01:05:34,000
5 million pieces.

941
01:05:35,500 --> 01:05:37,440
And check out the piece here.

942
01:05:37,520 --> 01:05:39,100
It's a sweet, sweet piece.

943
01:05:39,180 --> 01:05:40,120
And look at the stage.

944
01:05:40,220 --> 01:05:45,220
It's a kind of a metallic, futuristic, retro, futurist scenario.

945
01:05:45,400 --> 01:05:47,240
It's cyberpunk and it's aesthetic.

946
01:05:47,800 --> 01:05:52,660
And then you've got these lovely fucking long, long sleeve slacks.

947
01:05:53,300 --> 01:05:55,540
And sweet brown poochers.

948
01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,400
I'm going to call these guys poochers.

949
01:05:57,940 --> 01:05:59,840
He's got poochers one and poochers two.

950
01:06:00,380 --> 01:06:01,180
And he's wearing them.

951
01:06:01,260 --> 01:06:01,880
They're soft.

952
01:06:02,120 --> 01:06:02,800
They're suede.

953
01:06:03,200 --> 01:06:05,640
They're, for all intents and purposes, slip-onable.

954
01:06:06,500 --> 01:06:07,460
They're insane.

955
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:10,480
Cyberplanks.

956
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,800
As Sega's Nick Alexander told the party-goers, they pre-sold seven...

957
01:06:14,800 --> 01:06:18,300
This does sound like Louis Theroux as well.

958
01:06:18,360 --> 01:06:23,120
150,000 copies to the shops with a retail value of 27 million...

959
01:06:23,120 --> 01:06:24,900
And look at the situations here.

960
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:29,400
These aren't Sonic the Hedgehog's target audience, are they not?

961
01:06:29,680 --> 01:06:30,520
Who's this guy?

962
01:06:32,520 --> 01:06:38,520
The biggest album of recent years sold 2 million copies around 10 quid a time.

963
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:40,200
That's 20 million pounds.

964
01:06:40,520 --> 01:06:43,400
That's 30% than Sonic has taken on its first day.

965
01:06:44,680 --> 01:06:48,760
The explosion in video games like these has been quite extraordinary.

966
01:06:49,580 --> 01:06:52,060
Even though we're in one of the worst recessions this century

967
01:06:52,060 --> 01:06:54,220
and consumer spendings flatten its back,

968
01:06:54,940 --> 01:06:58,260
sales of video games this year are expected to at least double.

969
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:01,280
So it's going to be a bumper Christmas for...

970
01:07:01,280 --> 01:07:03,000
Peter Wilson Smith.

971
01:07:06,600 --> 01:07:08,840
Okay, so you can get the danger there,

972
01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:12,280
but my voice coming through twice... twice-fold.

973
01:07:15,460 --> 01:07:15,880
Huh.

974
01:07:16,640 --> 01:07:18,360
See how we can fucking fix this.

975
01:07:18,360 --> 01:07:24,080
I can hear that.

976
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:38,400
Sega and the Nintendo, the two Japanese rivals who...

977
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:39,520
I know the...

978
01:07:39,520 --> 01:07:42,740
The Whatchamacallit audio was coming through there.

979
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:44,620
The danger music.

980
01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:46,500
But am I coming through...

981
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:48,620
Is my voice coming through double now?

982
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:48,880
Listen.

983
01:07:49,620 --> 01:07:52,440
If I speak now, am I coming through twice?

984
01:07:53,440 --> 01:07:54,200
Or am I...

985
01:07:54,200 --> 01:07:54,840
Is it okay?

986
01:07:55,200 --> 01:07:55,940
Is it...

987
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:56,780
Is it fine?

988
01:07:57,780 --> 01:07:59,240
Is there two of my voice...

989
01:07:59,240 --> 01:07:59,780
It's Faze.

990
01:08:00,780 --> 01:08:01,680
Kevin Faze.

991
01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:04,660
Okay, let's see.

992
01:08:04,740 --> 01:08:05,180
Let's see.

993
01:08:05,260 --> 01:08:05,640
Let's see.

994
01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:06,120
Let's see.

995
01:08:08,240 --> 01:08:08,680
Cassava.

996
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:09,080
Glad.

997
01:08:09,880 --> 01:08:10,280
Cassava.

998
01:08:12,180 --> 01:08:12,580
Bah.

999
01:08:18,160 --> 01:08:19,260
How come, though?

1000
01:08:19,780 --> 01:08:21,500
If I press fucking danger...

1001
01:08:21,500 --> 01:08:23,700
I can see it coming through.

1002
01:08:27,100 --> 01:08:29,380
Yeah, my voice should be normal now.

1003
01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:32,460
And we should hear the danger music now.

1004
01:08:36,300 --> 01:08:39,680
But if I press the drone music button...

1005
01:08:42,380 --> 01:08:52,640
...comming through.

1006
01:08:54,640 --> 01:08:56,080
Danger cut short.

1007
01:08:56,160 --> 01:08:58,920
That's a very, very strange situation.

1008
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:27,320
We're just...

1009
01:09:27,320 --> 01:09:29,180
Gonna have to wing us here.

1010
01:09:30,580 --> 01:09:31,540
...cornered this market.

1011
01:09:32,500 --> 01:09:33,220
The problem is,

1012
01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:35,260
video games are taking away sales

1013
01:09:35,260 --> 01:09:37,180
from other parts of the leisure industry.

1014
01:09:38,720 --> 01:09:40,440
Here at Nintendo in Japan,

1015
01:09:40,700 --> 01:09:43,480
Sega's bigger rival and creator of Mario the Plumber,

1016
01:09:43,980 --> 01:09:45,200
profits are set to reach...

1017
01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,800
The classic game, Mario the Plumber.

1018
01:09:47,840 --> 01:09:49,660
...1.3 billion dollars this year.

1019
01:09:50,160 --> 01:09:51,200
It'll make Nintendo

1020
01:09:51,200 --> 01:09:53,240
the third most profitable manufacturer

1021
01:09:53,240 --> 01:09:54,820
on the Japanese stock market,

1022
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,180
and a fierce competitor internationally.

1023
01:09:57,180 --> 01:09:57,340
...

1024
01:09:57,340 --> 01:09:57,360
...

1025
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:57,360
...

1026
01:09:57,360 --> 01:09:59,360
...

1027
01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:01,300
... ...

1028
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:01,300
...

1029
01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:01,400
...

1030
01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:01,500
...

1031
01:10:01,500 --> 01:10:03,400
... ... ...

1032
01:10:03,400 --> 01:10:05,340
... ...

1033
01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:05,340
...

1034
01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:10,580
work spaces games first started appear three it's a big market it's the sort of market that

1035
01:10:10,580 --> 01:10:15,860
our customers are interested in with the video games comes at a bad time for the record industry

1036
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:22,000
despite rapid growth and listening posts music so they even exist anymore listening posts

1037
01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:28,100
do they suppose do these shops even exist to hmv does that even exist anymore it's been

1038
01:10:28,100 --> 01:10:35,580
stagnating in money terms of check out fucking shares latest release in 1992 right rapid growth

1039
01:10:35,580 --> 01:11:03,300
oh no my sweet baby dear roy thank you

1040
01:11:03,300 --> 01:11:13,940
thanks for your note of november 19 ed bicknell manager of da straits the world's ed bicknell

1041
01:11:13,940 --> 01:11:18,860
that's the biggest selling rock band on compact discs says the industry is getting a temporary

1042
01:11:18,860 --> 01:11:26,620
boost from the switch to cds debate but it's not facing up to the fundamental problems when i was

1043
01:11:26,620 --> 01:11:37,260
growing up buying records by the beatles for instance or elvis was a big event i mean you waited till that new beatles record came out and you rushed off to the shop

1044
01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:47,900
and you bought it and you took it to school and you played it to your mates and all the rest of it with kids rushing out to spend their money on records by groups like the beatles it was boom times for the music industry buying and listening to

1045
01:11:47,900 --> 01:11:58,540
listening to music was quite simply one of the main things to do boom times for the music industry the times have changed technology has transformed home entertainment and many young kids now are growing up spending their

1046
01:11:58,540 --> 01:12:09,180
time and their money on this kind of strange electronic world this kind of strange electronic

1047
01:12:09,180 --> 01:12:13,580
electronic world not kids are spending their time on these strange electronic games

1048
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:19,340
it's an interesting i've noticed a few weird phrases this guy has come up with

1049
01:12:19,340 --> 01:12:22,980
from sonic the hedgehog mark 2

1050
01:12:22,980 --> 01:12:24,940
mario the plumber

1051
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:40,940
and these kind of strange what is it these kind of strange world times have changed technology has transformed home entertainment and many young kids now are growing up spending their time and their money on this kind of strange electronic world

1052
01:12:40,940 --> 01:13:10,920
"Hey you lot, guess what we got?" "It's my two." "Later." "For the video games generation, it's each new bit of game software which is greeted with such intense interest." "Bit of acting there." "And the games are rapidly put through their paces to see how they shape up." "Fucking two player mode on Sonic." "Look at that!" "Look, I'm spying around!" "I want to have to fly!" "Look at the free tails, look, look how..." "The rock and roll has become very, very bland."

1053
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:40,900
"Dominic Diamonds!" "Youth culture." "Look, look, I get all coins, look!" "Nowadays it's a stronger youth culture than rock and roll." "I think that rock and roll has become very, very bland and faceless music on the whole." "And I think video games has captivated that, that sort of an audience looking for something." "And it's captivated them." "Geb Sol, thank you very much." "Dominic Diamonds in the house." "With the interactive side of it, with the whole sensory experience of, you know, colour, sound, gameplay, everything like that."

1054
01:13:40,900 --> 01:13:44,540
in the music industry and Ed Bicknell.

1055
01:13:45,740 --> 01:13:47,360
And in a sense, I'm part of it.

1056
01:14:08,020 --> 01:14:09,380
Ed Bicknell.

1057
01:14:09,380 --> 01:14:15,520
Ed Bicknell.

1058
01:14:19,560 --> 01:14:21,740
Ed Bicknell.

1059
01:14:27,740 --> 01:14:28,780
50s.

1060
01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,980
Maybe it's just a simple, straightforward thing

1061
01:14:31,980 --> 01:14:36,360
that people don't understand the psyche, if you like,

1062
01:14:36,660 --> 01:14:39,100
of a 12-, 13-, 14-year-old.

1063
01:14:39,100 --> 01:14:44,700
42-year-old John Preston, who runs both RCA and Arista,

1064
01:14:44,980 --> 01:14:47,320
insists record companies are mostly stocked.

1065
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:48,940
Look how close these lads are.

1066
01:14:49,620 --> 01:14:51,460
42-year-old Ed Bicknell.

1067
01:14:51,460 --> 01:14:53,760
42-year-old John Preston, who runs John Preston.

1068
01:14:57,780 --> 01:15:00,240
Sorry, there's no music being played there.

1069
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:04,880
I just wanted to look at how tight the shot was and where they've started off.

1070
01:15:04,960 --> 01:15:08,340
It's such an unnatural position to start off.

1071
01:15:08,480 --> 01:15:10,140
They're walking, striding through the office.

1072
01:15:10,140 --> 01:15:11,660
Oh, they come into shot there, I suppose.

1073
01:15:12,000 --> 01:15:12,640
If you like.

1074
01:15:12,940 --> 01:15:14,500
It's a little less fucking weird.

1075
01:15:14,580 --> 01:15:18,540
I thought they just started off at the bottom by the photocopier there.

1076
01:15:18,540 --> 01:15:20,680
But they actually do walk into shot.

1077
01:15:21,680 --> 01:15:25,280
42-year-old John Preston, who runs both RCA and Arista,

1078
01:15:25,280 --> 01:15:28,480
insists record companies are mostly stocked by young people,

1079
01:15:28,480 --> 01:15:31,780
And he denies the industry's lost out to video games.

1080
01:15:32,160 --> 01:15:34,880
I don't believe that it is right to say that we've missed out.

1081
01:15:35,060 --> 01:15:37,440
Clearly there are opportunities that we ought to be sharing in,

1082
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,680
and that is something that we need to look to as an industry for the future.

1083
01:15:41,900 --> 01:15:44,360
However, the fact of the matter is, is that really what's happened,

1084
01:15:44,520 --> 01:15:46,040
is that there have been changes in music,

1085
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,980
and the good record companies respond to those changes.

1086
01:15:55,560 --> 01:15:57,400
Possibly bad record companies won't respond.

1087
01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:02,060
But whether or not the music industry is still in touch with today's youth,

1088
01:16:02,060 --> 01:16:04,560
are video games really going to last?

1089
01:16:05,440 --> 01:16:08,960
Consultants Booz Allen and Hamilton reckon they are here to stay,

1090
01:16:09,400 --> 01:16:12,120
and that the UK market is still relatively immature.

1091
01:16:13,260 --> 01:16:17,260
One in three households in the United States have a big,

1092
01:16:17,260 --> 01:16:19,480
It's a savage fucking hairdo scenario.

1093
01:16:19,620 --> 01:16:20,680
In England at the moment.

1094
01:16:20,740 --> 01:16:25,040
It's a real souped up, still in the 80s, even though it's the 90s now,

1095
01:16:25,520 --> 01:16:25,920
hairdo.

1096
01:16:26,080 --> 01:16:28,120
It's fucking heavy going.

1097
01:16:28,120 --> 01:16:31,120
It's a real heavy blow dry buzz.

1098
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:32,680
It's a blow buzz.

1099
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,940
It's a real fucking bowl, bowl of blow.

1100
01:16:36,940 --> 01:16:40,580
That's the bowl of blow.

1101
01:16:40,800 --> 01:16:41,860
That's what they ask for.

1102
01:16:42,640 --> 01:16:44,600
Arching, creamy, thank you very much,

1103
01:16:44,700 --> 01:16:46,160
and a clone named Gibson, Holly Winter.

1104
01:16:46,160 --> 01:16:48,900
You've only got 11% penetration,

1105
01:16:49,400 --> 01:16:53,380
so approximately one in ten households have a video game.

1106
01:16:53,860 --> 01:17:00,620
There's obviously great growth potential in the English market if you compare it to the States.

1107
01:17:02,620 --> 01:17:09,200
Sega claims there's big potential among adults, and one of the fastest growing parts of its market now is 20 to 45 year olds.

1108
01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:13,300
However, even Sega admits growth cannot continue at present rates.

1109
01:17:13,720 --> 01:17:19,500
What the hell is that there?

1110
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,160
Is that a Game Gear?

1111
01:17:23,220 --> 01:17:26,800
It's a TV tuner for the fucking Sega.

1112
01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:33,880
TV tuner for the Sega fucking Mega Drive.

1113
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,420
TV tuner pack.

1114
01:17:35,680 --> 01:17:36,540
Or for the Game Gear.

1115
01:17:36,620 --> 01:17:38,680
Watch telly on your fucking Game Gear.

1116
01:17:41,580 --> 01:17:43,960
Jesus Christ.

1117
01:17:44,580 --> 01:17:49,320
Our feeling is that for next year, the market will grow maybe another 50% on this year.

1118
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,840
We really see that the whole industry converge.

1119
01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:54,360
The lovely fucking...

1120
01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,660
The Nick Alexander shuffle.

1121
01:17:57,320 --> 01:17:57,980
It's beautiful.

1122
01:17:58,340 --> 01:17:58,980
It's nice.

1123
01:17:59,540 --> 01:18:00,280
It's tonight.

1124
01:18:00,600 --> 01:18:01,200
It's nine.

1125
01:18:02,440 --> 01:18:03,440
It's dispatches.

1126
01:18:09,440 --> 01:18:15,540
The Sega man.

1127
01:18:15,540 --> 01:18:17,540
The Califander.

1128
01:18:17,540 --> 01:18:21,420
The Sonic Mark II Millionaire.

1129
01:18:23,940 --> 01:18:24,840
Sharkive.

1130
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:43,460
The CD is being a medium that all these products will be based on.

1131
01:18:43,960 --> 01:18:48,600
And so we see ourselves moving into the mainstream of consumer entertainment.

1132
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:56,140
And really our competitors will be record companies and video companies and consumer electronics companies.

1133
01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,060
And who's going to win out?

1134
01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,320
I think that's very, very hard to say.

1135
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:04,380
I mean, there are a lot of very big players there.

1136
01:19:04,840 --> 01:19:06,900
But it's going to be a very interesting battle.

1137
01:19:07,360 --> 01:19:15,740
The video games companies bring technological skills to their business, which the music business doesn't necessarily have.

1138
01:19:15,740 --> 01:19:21,060
But technological skills are more easily learned than the skills of creating stars.

1139
01:19:21,480 --> 01:19:23,080
And that's the business that we've been in.

1140
01:19:23,280 --> 01:19:30,500
And clearly, with the success of individual games and individual items, that's about building stars.

1141
01:19:30,780 --> 01:19:31,520
That's our business.

1142
01:19:31,960 --> 01:19:35,060
Already the divisions in the entertainment industry are becoming blurred.

1143
01:19:35,780 --> 01:19:38,100
The Sonic launch wasn't just for a video game.

1144
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:41,940
There's a Sonic record and this video of the record of the game.

1145
01:19:42,640 --> 01:19:47,380
And the battle's on to secure maximum commercial advantage in this converging marketplace.

1146
01:19:48,500 --> 01:19:50,040
I don't remember that.

1147
01:19:51,940 --> 01:19:54,740
It was just going to go straight into shape there.

1148
01:19:54,740 --> 01:20:00,480
But Grand Theft Auto making of a will self on fucking Mortal Kombat.

1149
01:20:00,860 --> 01:20:06,660
Like, you know, there's two little concepts that could be interesting.

1150
01:20:06,900 --> 01:20:08,740
Quick look there at the making of GTA.

1151
01:20:09,260 --> 01:20:12,680
Adrian, this may not look like the offices of a major computer company.

1152
01:20:12,760 --> 01:20:14,460
It doesn't really look like anybody's offices, does it?

1153
01:20:14,480 --> 01:20:15,720
But it is, in fact, the real access.

1154
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,300
Looks like this was taken from working lunch.

1155
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:23,980
Because he's linking from Adrian, who's Adrian Childs, to here.

1156
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:28,960
But this would have been around the time, I imagine, Grand Theft Auto was in development.

1157
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:31,280
And whether or not people thought it was going to be good.

1158
01:20:31,360 --> 01:20:35,640
They manufactured a Daily Mail fucking press campaign to ban the film.

1159
01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:36,800
And it worked.

1160
01:20:37,120 --> 01:20:39,080
Station area of a very relaxed...

1161
01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:40,500
It worked in getting them loads of sales.

1162
01:20:40,740 --> 01:20:44,320
...company and they're in their lunch hour, so they're allowed a bit of spare time.

1163
01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,360
This is DMA Design in Dundee.

1164
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,560
They make computer games.

1165
01:20:48,620 --> 01:20:50,300
They're only started in 1987.

1166
01:20:50,740 --> 01:20:51,880
Oscar Wilde's Gooch.

1167
01:20:51,940 --> 01:20:52,600
Thank you very much.

1168
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:55,080
...by somebody made redundant from Timex up the road.

1169
01:20:55,460 --> 01:21:00,040
And they've grown very rapidly in the last couple of years on the back of the success of a game called Lemmings.

1170
01:21:00,380 --> 01:21:01,300
They're now working hard...

1171
01:21:01,300 --> 01:21:04,220
Which is Stuart Shafé's favourite game.

1172
01:21:04,380 --> 01:21:05,720
...on a whole lot of other games.

1173
01:21:05,780 --> 01:21:07,240
They've got over 100 people here.

1174
01:21:07,500 --> 01:21:09,020
They're talking of opening up in America.

1175
01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,620
Let's have a look at what goes on behind these screens.

1176
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,920
Is that a young Tommy Schlug there in the background?

1177
01:21:18,100 --> 01:21:19,020
...ask Smorch.

1178
01:21:19,020 --> 01:21:24,460
what goes on behind these screens there he is look

1179
01:21:37,580 --> 01:21:47,500
tonight at nine on dispatches tommy shrug a dma designed the bus driver who made the greatest game

1180
01:21:47,500 --> 01:21:50,140
in the world.

1181
01:22:14,060 --> 01:22:18,460
Now all the people in here are working on what dma hopes will be its new blockbuster it's a game called

1182
01:22:18,460 --> 01:22:22,460
grand theft auto it's got to be finished by the end of june so they're involved in some pretty hard

1183
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:27,740
work in here it's all about a car chase through the streets of a fictional probably american city

1184
01:22:27,740 --> 01:22:32,540
here are some of the maps they've been working on and uh dave here is one of the uh software

1185
01:22:32,540 --> 01:22:42,700
designers. Dave's after you check it out man you had hack and slash yeah you had hack and slash over

1186
01:22:42,700 --> 01:22:50,300
there and you had i can't remember the other names over here either i can't remember the names over

1187
01:22:50,300 --> 01:23:02,620
here here are some of the maps Algonquin. Double dub sorry. Dave just explain the point of the game.

1188
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:10,220
um well it's a mission based driving game where you're basically driving around the city stealing cars.

1189
01:23:10,220 --> 01:23:15,900
Little Bogota was the vice city there boom boom uh i'd say that was liberty city there.

1190
01:23:15,900 --> 01:23:23,580
running over pedestrians pretty tame stuff there. Well yeah staying away with emergency services uh police

1191
01:23:24,220 --> 01:23:32,940
that's the thing. What did they say there? Running over pedestrians pretty tame stuff there. Well yeah

1192
01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:40,620
staying away with emergency services uh police. Still with a little bit of emergency elements is police.

1193
01:23:40,620 --> 01:23:45,420
Pretty tame stuff there. Well yeah staying away with emergency services uh police and

1194
01:23:45,420 --> 01:24:15,260
that's the thing. Oh you've just got out of the car. Indeed well we can go and we can take any car we want. Right you've just stolen a car fine. What's your job then? What are you doing here? Well i've been doing the basic car

1195
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:21,740
movement and also the dummy pedestrians and the object reactions and basically just getting the cars to look

1196
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:44,140
good and run fast and having the people wandering about and making them look like a real crowd in the city streets. You're coming up against a deadline now. What's uh what's uh what's the working pattern here like? Um well when we need to we work late. Very late sometimes. We've had a couple of on-iters to uh hit other deadlines that we've had during the game. Well we'll let you get on with it and we'll go on and see what else they're doing elsewhere in the plant.

1197
01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:51,580
Now this is

1198
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:58,060
Hopefully we get to see the making of the tune.

1199
01:24:58,060 --> 01:25:04,540
It's here. It's the hip hop.

1200
01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:11,020
It's here it's the hip hop. Have you been contributing? Um i'm working on a radio station at the moment the hip hop station there's a variety of different

1201
01:25:11,020 --> 01:25:25,020
stations in each car that you go into. Every time you get into a car you get different music. Yeah different station. So this is a hip hop channel that we're in the middle of doing just now. So you're not just taking it all off a CD you've actually composed it. No no everything's composed in house yeah. And the playstation

1202
01:25:25,020 --> 01:25:35,500
playstation discs if you played it in a cd player and went to track two you'd end up getting the soundtrack. I used to play this tune. I thought it was class. Playing this tune really loud man.

1203
01:25:35,500 --> 01:25:39,980
We'll let you get on with it. Right okay.

1204
01:25:39,980 --> 01:25:58,460
You might think there's a mocap going on here. Darren here's gone completely mad but what he's actually doing is executing punches in the motion capture department. Those punches that he's doing they're actually being picked up on a computer here will be used to animate models in another game. And uh let's come around here. This is the bangs and crashes department sound effects.

1205
01:25:58,460 --> 01:26:22,860
It's funny how there was mocap it was a top-down game like so I mean what what he's actually doing is executing punches in the motion. I don't remember those uh motions being in the actual game. Darren here has gone completely mad. The quick two jab like all I remember was just like a sprite of an arm just moving out like this. Probably like two fucking pixels.

1206
01:26:24,060 --> 01:26:53,500
But what is actually that looks like it was a lot of extra effort for what actually ended up in the game is just a small little animation. You might think Darren here has gone completely mad but what he's actually doing is executing punches in the motion capture department. Those punches that he's doing they're actually being picked up on a computer here will be used to animate models in another game. Ah another game okay. And uh let's come around here. Yeah another game yeah sorry sorry yeah yeah I'm wrong. Sir what are you going to give us?

1207
01:26:53,500 --> 01:27:22,940
Well we've got a car approaching skidding around the corner and then finally crashing. Right let's hear it. Here it goes. Sounds a pretty serious crash. Oh there it goes again. It's getting worse. He's really hoping that no one was injured. Now this is what sounds like a real. That was a lovely cut as well from the fucking high octane fast pace of GTA into this man's face. Now this is. Maybe it.

1208
01:27:22,940 --> 01:27:47,900
It's getting worse. It's getting worse. It's getting worse. It's getting worse. This is what sounds like a real dream job. This is the testing department and Gordon and Fiona here just get to play Grand Theft Auto all day. Gordon is there anything more to it than just being a games player?

1209
01:27:47,900 --> 01:27:54,900
It's not strictly true to say that. It's not strictly true to say that we just play all day. What we must do is convene with the... I did want those uh...

1210
01:27:54,900 --> 01:27:58,340
when you saw the credits at the end of playing the fucking games

1211
01:27:58,340 --> 01:28:01,740
when it says game testers, you'd think that was a class job.

1212
01:28:02,480 --> 01:28:05,380
So it's nice now to actually see what went into it.

1213
01:28:05,980 --> 01:28:08,160
It's not strictly true to say that we just play all day.

1214
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:12,620
What we must do is convene with the programmers at nearly every stage

1215
01:28:12,620 --> 01:28:14,680
to tell them what is fun.

1216
01:28:15,320 --> 01:28:18,440
A programmer has an idea of what a game should do,

1217
01:28:19,080 --> 01:28:21,780
but a programmer's ideas aren't always fun.

1218
01:28:22,320 --> 01:28:24,940
Now, Fiona, the only woman in a room full of boys.

1219
01:28:24,940 --> 01:28:25,840
How do you go with it?

1220
01:28:26,120 --> 01:28:26,900
Well, I'm used to it.

1221
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:30,940
I went to college for about two years and I was the only female there.

1222
01:28:31,480 --> 01:28:32,880
So I just really get used to it.

1223
01:28:32,980 --> 01:28:34,120
And how did you get this job?

1224
01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:38,280
Well, like I said, I went to college and saw the job advertised one day

1225
01:28:38,280 --> 01:28:39,760
in the paper and applied.

1226
01:28:40,480 --> 01:28:41,920
And you've always played computer games?

1227
01:28:41,920 --> 01:28:43,560
From a very early age, yep.

1228
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:45,780
Okay, well, we'll let you get on with it.

1229
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:48,000
Hanley, man, thank you very, very much.

1230
01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:51,000
I just want to skip back there before we move on,

1231
01:28:51,600 --> 01:28:55,220
because fairly awkward seating arrangement, D-ball 94.

1232
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:57,480
I did notice at the time, but I thought,

1233
01:28:57,540 --> 01:28:58,420
I don't want to backtrack.

1234
01:28:58,500 --> 01:29:00,300
I've backtracked too much there.

1235
01:29:00,420 --> 01:29:04,240
But have a look at that crash out from himself there

1236
01:29:04,240 --> 01:29:05,160
to the two guys.

1237
01:29:05,220 --> 01:29:06,160
It was sumptuous.

1238
01:29:06,220 --> 01:29:06,220
It was sumptuous.

1239
01:29:06,680 --> 01:29:08,080
Kubrickian in its fucking nature.

1240
01:29:09,080 --> 01:29:10,640
And he must have been bricking it

1241
01:29:10,640 --> 01:29:12,660
when he started the top of this link

1242
01:29:12,660 --> 01:29:14,040
because he looks nervous.

1243
01:29:14,440 --> 01:29:15,000
It was getting worse.

1244
01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,460
Now, this is what sounds like a real dream job.

1245
01:29:20,540 --> 01:29:21,740
This is the testing department.

1246
01:29:22,000 --> 01:29:25,500
Gordon and Fiona here just get to play Grand Theft Auto all day.

1247
01:29:25,860 --> 01:29:26,320
Gordon...

1248
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,200
...stitch.

1249
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:29,240
Now, it's very bad.

1250
01:29:29,320 --> 01:29:29,680
...day.

1251
01:29:29,860 --> 01:29:29,960
Yeah.

1252
01:29:31,060 --> 01:29:31,500
Smashing.

1253
01:29:32,320 --> 01:29:35,080
Now, joining me here is Gary Timmons,

1254
01:29:35,120 --> 01:29:36,480
who's been here almost since the start,

1255
01:29:36,540 --> 01:29:37,320
back in 1989.

1256
01:29:37,500 --> 01:29:39,600
A lot of bangs and crashes and excitement.

1257
01:29:39,880 --> 01:29:41,060
Bangers and crash.

1258
01:29:41,140 --> 01:29:42,180
They could have called it that.

1259
01:29:42,860 --> 01:29:45,500
Like a play on the fucking sausage and mash meal.

1260
01:29:45,880 --> 01:29:46,480
...in that game.

1261
01:29:46,540 --> 01:29:48,500
It wouldn't have worked in the States, though,

1262
01:29:48,540 --> 01:29:49,420
because they don't eat that.

1263
01:29:49,720 --> 01:29:52,400
They don't have that as a fucking name for sausage and mash.

1264
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:54,300
I don't even know if they have sausage and mash

1265
01:29:54,300 --> 01:29:55,520
over in the States as well.

1266
01:29:55,580 --> 01:29:56,540
And what people really want,

1267
01:29:56,600 --> 01:29:57,280
all that violence.

1268
01:29:57,440 --> 01:29:59,080
I find that some people like that sort of game.

1269
01:29:59,240 --> 01:30:01,160
Different sort of people like different types of things.

1270
01:30:01,280 --> 01:30:01,980
Puzzle games.

1271
01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:02,540
Action.

1272
01:30:02,960 --> 01:30:04,620
You see that in the background then.

1273
01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,600
Fucking dangerous business.

1274
01:30:08,520 --> 01:30:10,400
Let's see what's going on back there.

1275
01:30:11,520 --> 01:30:13,440
Something just wasn't right about that.

1276
01:30:20,580 --> 01:30:21,280
There he is.

1277
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:21,500
Look.

1278
01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:35,680
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

1279
01:30:36,480 --> 01:30:38,840
The man who popped up in the background.

1280
01:30:40,660 --> 01:30:42,900
And then popped back down again.

1281
01:30:42,900 --> 01:30:55,100
Things puzzle games.

1282
01:30:55,360 --> 01:30:56,460
Action adventure games.

1283
01:30:56,720 --> 01:30:59,040
We're finding that network games are quite popular these days.

1284
01:30:59,320 --> 01:31:01,040
Now tell us a bit about the people working here.

1285
01:31:01,160 --> 01:31:02,160
Where do they come from?

1286
01:31:02,220 --> 01:31:03,060
What sort of people are they?

1287
01:31:03,180 --> 01:31:06,740
Are they what the ruder people in my office would call nerds?

1288
01:31:07,120 --> 01:31:09,400
Well, we'll find that here we have people from a wide variety of...

1289
01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:22,020
People from art college, programming degrees.

1290
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:25,420
We'll have also some people straight from school who have joined the play test department.

1291
01:31:25,600 --> 01:31:26,200
That sort of thing.

1292
01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,020
A wide variety.

1293
01:31:27,360 --> 01:31:28,860
So the average age is 25.

1294
01:31:28,860 --> 01:31:31,040
Not a very formal company, it would be fair to say.

1295
01:31:31,240 --> 01:31:31,780
That's correct.

1296
01:31:31,860 --> 01:31:34,080
We find that we try to keep an informal structure here.

1297
01:31:34,200 --> 01:31:35,140
Not much of a hierarchy.

1298
01:31:36,200 --> 01:31:37,620
What are these people doing now?

1299
01:31:37,680 --> 01:31:39,840
They all look like they're very busy at work.

1300
01:31:39,920 --> 01:31:40,920
But it's actually...

1301
01:31:40,920 --> 01:31:42,320
It's the lunch hour now, isn't it?

1302
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:42,840
What are they up to?

1303
01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:46,000
Some of them might be working hard because of deadlines that are coming up.

1304
01:31:46,060 --> 01:31:48,880
But we find that a lot of people here actually have an interest in games.

1305
01:31:48,940 --> 01:31:51,280
So they'll be playing probably the network games at the moment.

1306
01:31:51,580 --> 01:31:55,440
So all those people sat there were playing games and they get paid for that?

1307
01:31:56,420 --> 01:31:59,120
Not at lunchtime because that's what they do at lunchtime.

1308
01:31:59,220 --> 01:32:03,280
But during the day it's paid for developing games and playing games.

1309
01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:05,900
Now what happens next for this company?

1310
01:32:06,000 --> 01:32:09,100
How important is Grand Theft Auto for the future of the company?

1311
01:32:09,460 --> 01:32:13,840
Grand Theft Auto is one of the first games that will be released with the BMG publisher.

1312
01:32:14,480 --> 01:32:19,920
And we're hoping to develop future products and hopefully games that people find interesting and enjoyable.

1313
01:32:20,140 --> 01:32:22,620
I think BMG were Simon Cowell's outfit.

1314
01:32:24,100 --> 01:32:27,820
I seen Simon Cowell the last day in their fucking doing videos.

1315
01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:31,160
He's changed the visage.

1316
01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,740
With a heavy fucking buzz.

1317
01:32:35,480 --> 01:32:37,640
Innovative products that nobody's ever seen before.

1318
01:32:38,340 --> 01:32:40,940
You're just as good as your last idea really though aren't you?

1319
01:32:41,320 --> 01:32:42,200
Well that's what they say.

1320
01:32:42,460 --> 01:32:47,620
But all the DME are hoping to keep on going on the success that they're enjoying at the moment.

1321
01:32:48,080 --> 01:32:50,500
Well Gary we'll let you get back to your computer and play a few games.

1322
01:32:50,580 --> 01:32:52,880
I'm going off to play a few now Adrian and I'll see you soon.

1323
01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:54,100
Easy fuck.

1324
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:56,940
Just quick brief for Shipsari.

1325
01:32:57,080 --> 01:32:57,920
We meant to be honest if you pay.

1326
01:32:57,920 --> 01:33:01,780
But I would like to see what fucking Will Self says about Mortal Kombat.

1327
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:13,860
It's not a fucking blockbuster it's a game.

1328
01:33:14,100 --> 01:33:17,280
The latest addition to Britain's fastest growing entertainment industry.

1329
01:33:17,580 --> 01:33:18,420
Computer games.

1330
01:33:19,080 --> 01:33:24,040
Based on a popular video arcade game Mortal Kombat is a martial arts war at your fingertips.

1331
01:33:24,580 --> 01:33:28,860
Technically more sophisticated and graphically more violent than existing games.

1332
01:33:29,440 --> 01:33:32,760
As most of us over 16s have never actually played a computer game.

1333
01:33:33,100 --> 01:33:35,580
The Late Show thought it was time to find out what all the fuss is about.

1334
01:33:35,960 --> 01:33:40,760
So in a moment I'll be talking to the writer Will Self and the product designer Richard Seymour.

1335
01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:42,820
Who've been test driving the game for us.

1336
01:33:43,120 --> 01:33:45,360
But first the beginner's guide to Mortal Kombat.

1337
01:33:46,780 --> 01:33:50,880
It looked like a recruitment campaign for some lunatic band of vigilantes.

1338
01:33:51,480 --> 01:33:52,400
Lunatic band.

1339
01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:58,040
In fact the billboards were part of one of the biggest promotional drives the computer games market has ever seen.

1340
01:33:58,460 --> 01:33:59,240
And it worked.

1341
01:34:02,440 --> 01:34:06,740
With a UK turnover of 15 million pounds in its first week in the shops.

1342
01:34:07,200 --> 01:34:12,600
Mortal Kombat was second only to Jurassic Park in the entertainment industry's hit parade of big earners.

1343
01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:15,260
The principle is simple.

1344
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:18,340
Each player is a combatant in a virtual battleground.

1345
01:34:18,720 --> 01:34:21,280
Assuming the persona of a different martial arts expert.

1346
01:34:21,960 --> 01:34:23,560
By tapping in a special code.

1347
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:26,400
An extra gory level of graphics can be accessed.

1348
01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:30,380
The game is then a matter of bludgeoning your opponent with blows and kicks.

1349
01:34:30,380 --> 01:34:34,040
The winner eventually earns the honour of tearing out the loser's heart.

1350
01:34:35,840 --> 01:34:39,720
The makers of Mortal Kombat have sold the game very much on its violence.

1351
01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:42,900
Although at first sight the uninitiated might wonder why.

1352
01:34:43,460 --> 01:34:46,920
By cinematic standards the graphics are crude and two-dimensional.

1353
01:34:47,300 --> 01:34:50,160
But unlike the cinema this is an interactive medium.

1354
01:34:50,580 --> 01:34:53,540
And Mortal Kombat tailors itself to the individual player.

1355
01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:58,720
The better you get at the game the harder it gets as the computer responds to your moves.

1356
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:01,280
It's the most fully interactive game yet.

1357
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:02,600
But is it the future?

1358
01:35:03,020 --> 01:35:08,520
How will this new generation of computer games ultimately affect the way we relate to the world around us?

1359
01:35:09,060 --> 01:35:12,080
At the end of the day how will it mess with our heads?

1360
01:35:13,060 --> 01:35:15,860
Will Self you're not a regular user of computer games.

1361
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:17,840
How did Mortal Kombat mess with your head?

1362
01:35:18,260 --> 01:35:20,320
Well I don't think mess with it at all really.

1363
01:35:20,520 --> 01:35:25,700
I mean I think it's got very poor levels of what you call suspension of disbelief.

1364
01:35:25,820 --> 01:35:27,680
You know it's very hard to think your way into it.

1365
01:35:28,160 --> 01:35:33,000
I mean it may provide an adrenaline rush for people who like punching buttons very quickly.

1366
01:35:33,140 --> 01:35:37,620
But I think it's no more sophisticated than the game of ping pong it seems to me.

1367
01:35:38,080 --> 01:35:41,300
Richard you are a regular user of computer games.

1368
01:35:41,300 --> 01:35:45,760
Is this state of the art and what is different about it from the existing games?

1369
01:35:46,260 --> 01:35:49,340
Technically it's about as good as we've seen so far.

1370
01:35:50,100 --> 01:35:53,960
The really interesting things about it really aren't to do with what you're seeing on screen at all.

1371
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:59,120
It's what's happening in the software programming side that's leading us into new generations of products.

1372
01:35:59,420 --> 01:36:04,900
And there's the very beginnings of sort of very basic machine intelligence at work in this.

1373
01:36:05,220 --> 01:36:07,460
These things learn from how you play.

1374
01:36:08,120 --> 01:36:11,960
They understand or they work out through some quite complex mathematics in the program.

1375
01:36:12,380 --> 01:36:14,460
How you are failing.

1376
01:36:14,860 --> 01:36:18,380
And they then strengthen their resolve and their attack from that point of view.

1377
01:36:18,460 --> 01:36:20,060
So it's quite sinister development really.

1378
01:36:20,380 --> 01:36:21,700
What about the graphic sophistication?

1379
01:36:21,820 --> 01:36:24,680
Much has been made about how graphically this is very sophisticated.

1380
01:36:25,580 --> 01:36:28,040
Will says he didn't find it so.

1381
01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:29,720
I mean is this as good as it gets at the moment?

1382
01:36:29,980 --> 01:36:30,980
Well it's funny really isn't it.

1383
01:36:31,060 --> 01:36:34,400
The backgrounds seem pretty cheesy don't they're sort of things we've seen before.

1384
01:36:34,540 --> 01:36:40,880
But the reason that the backgrounds are so dull is because they need all the power in the rig to drive the characters.

1385
01:36:41,460 --> 01:36:47,220
The characters are actually taken from real life filming of real life figures.

1386
01:36:48,540 --> 01:36:49,140
Rotorscope.

1387
01:36:49,140 --> 01:36:51,340
When we have full motion video.

1388
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:54,020
When we have full photorealism throughout the sequence.

1389
01:36:54,640 --> 01:37:00,500
Then the element of interactivity and machine intelligence that Richard's been talking about will give us a new medium.

1390
01:37:00,660 --> 01:37:01,060
De facto.

1391
01:37:01,220 --> 01:37:02,180
A new kind of medium.

1392
01:37:02,860 --> 01:37:04,780
A new narrative entertainment medium.

1393
01:37:05,000 --> 01:37:05,860
What about the violence?

1394
01:37:06,080 --> 01:37:12,600
I mean is the violence of Mortal Kombat sort of much more extreme than existing games?

1395
01:37:13,060 --> 01:37:14,900
If you make a comparison with other games.

1396
01:37:15,480 --> 01:37:16,340
For fuck's sake.

1397
01:37:18,200 --> 01:37:21,280
How did they manage to get fucking 10 minutes nearly on this?

1398
01:37:21,620 --> 01:37:22,300
These two.

1399
01:37:22,360 --> 01:37:22,880
A new lot for me.

1400
01:37:22,940 --> 01:37:24,420
Is this fucking news night?

1401
01:37:25,140 --> 01:37:25,660
And Richard?

1402
01:37:26,140 --> 01:37:26,840
I don't know.

1403
01:37:26,940 --> 01:37:29,540
I mean I'll be certainly following very carefully what's going on.

1404
01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:32,060
When we talk about no emotion it makes me concerned.

1405
01:37:32,060 --> 01:37:37,480
I don't know how many parents have watched their kids thumbs bleed playing these things.

1406
01:37:37,480 --> 01:37:39,220
Because they're pressing so hard on it.

1407
01:37:39,740 --> 01:37:42,160
I don't think they're necessarily associating with the figures.

1408
01:37:42,220 --> 01:37:43,320
Because they know they're going to fall down.

1409
01:37:43,380 --> 01:37:44,280
They're going to get up again.

1410
01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:47,240
But there's certain aspects of this that trouble me.

1411
01:37:47,640 --> 01:37:48,960
Not because it's a video game.

1412
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:52,260
But because I don't yet completely understand what these motivations are.

1413
01:37:52,360 --> 01:37:56,620
What makes it so attractive to God knows how many people.

1414
01:37:57,480 --> 01:37:57,880
Okay.

1415
01:37:57,940 --> 01:37:58,560
Well we'll leave it there.

1416
01:37:58,660 --> 01:38:00,800
Thanks very much Richard Seymour and Will Self.

1417
01:38:00,800 --> 01:38:04,320
Okay.

1418
01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:06,280
Last face shot there.

1419
01:38:07,000 --> 01:38:07,620
Well we'll leave it there.

1420
01:38:07,700 --> 01:38:09,900
Thanks very much Richard Seymour and Will Self.

1421
01:38:11,360 --> 01:38:12,240
Pure sneer.

1422
01:38:12,960 --> 01:38:14,980
Fucking Cyril sneers after you.

1423
01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:29,380
Okay.

1424
01:38:29,440 --> 01:38:30,080
Well we'll leave it there.

1425
01:38:30,160 --> 01:38:32,340
Thanks very much Richard Seymour and Will Self.

1426
01:38:39,780 --> 01:38:41,120
Not even ours.

1427
01:38:47,280 --> 01:38:47,800
Right.

1428
01:38:47,900 --> 01:38:48,920
Enough of that shite.

1429
01:38:49,420 --> 01:38:52,000
It's time for the man with the plan.

1430
01:38:53,640 --> 01:38:54,520
Stephen Roach.

1431
01:38:54,520 --> 01:38:54,560
Stephen Roach.

1432
01:38:54,560 --> 01:38:54,580
Stephen Roach.

1433
01:38:54,580 --> 01:38:55,320
Not only messing.

1434
01:38:55,320 --> 01:38:58,960
It's none other than fucking Stuart.

1435
01:38:59,760 --> 01:39:00,240
Stuart.

1436
01:39:00,240 --> 01:39:00,720
Stuart.

1437
01:39:01,360 --> 01:39:02,120
Pure fee.

1438
01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,520
I'm trying to see now.

1439
01:39:09,520 --> 01:39:10,340
I'm trying to see now what we've got.

1440
01:39:10,340 --> 01:39:12,060
We had Israel in the last one.

1441
01:39:12,060 --> 01:39:13,260
It was funny to see.

1442
01:39:14,260 --> 01:39:16,560
A bit of tech washing of Israel.

1443
01:39:19,360 --> 01:39:21,460
But it wasn't a great episode.

1444
01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:22,940
You could tell the fucking.

1445
01:39:22,940 --> 01:39:24,500
The money was in the bag.

1446
01:39:24,760 --> 01:39:28,700
And they were just willing to spend 30, 24 minutes or whatever is.

1447
01:39:28,780 --> 01:39:29,620
26 minutes.

1448
01:39:31,080 --> 01:39:33,300
I'm bigging up some rubbish companies.

1449
01:39:33,300 --> 01:39:35,300
And Barcelona.

1450
01:39:35,300 --> 01:39:36,920
They went to Barcelona.

1451
01:39:36,920 --> 01:39:38,000
That could be good.

1452
01:39:40,040 --> 01:39:44,200
The Israel one has more views than any other episode.

1453
01:39:44,320 --> 01:39:46,800
Digital photography has 13,000 views.

1454
01:39:47,140 --> 01:39:48,600
This is just 1993.

1455
01:39:49,100 --> 01:39:50,760
If there are actually any episodes there.

1456
01:39:50,920 --> 01:39:51,480
You might be.

1457
01:39:51,960 --> 01:39:53,440
You might think I should watch.

1458
01:39:53,920 --> 01:39:55,060
There was a fucking good one.

1459
01:39:55,140 --> 01:39:57,100
I saw maybe the beginnings of music.

1460
01:39:57,320 --> 01:39:58,440
I had an insane intro.

1461
01:40:07,700 --> 01:40:08,480
Midi music.

1462
01:40:08,840 --> 01:40:09,680
Computer music.

1463
01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:10,920
I think it could be this one.

1464
01:40:10,980 --> 01:40:12,740
But we might have already seen it as well.

1465
01:40:15,880 --> 01:40:17,340
This is an early episode.

1466
01:40:17,620 --> 01:40:19,300
So we probably won't stay long.

1467
01:40:20,580 --> 01:40:23,100
Because I want a bit more pace.

1468
01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:24,320
Cyber music.

1469
01:40:24,480 --> 01:40:24,920
1997.

1470
01:40:25,340 --> 01:40:25,880
That could be cool.

1471
01:40:25,940 --> 01:40:27,100
But just see the intro of this.

1472
01:40:41,640 --> 01:40:42,380
Maybe it's not.

1473
01:40:42,500 --> 01:40:44,280
Maybe it's not the fucking right one at all.

1474
01:40:44,860 --> 01:40:45,100
Yeah.

1475
01:40:45,180 --> 01:40:45,340
Yeah.

1476
01:40:45,340 --> 01:40:45,820
I think it is.

1477
01:40:45,820 --> 01:40:54,520
Provide major link.

1478
01:40:54,880 --> 01:40:55,680
In this cartridge.

1479
01:40:56,040 --> 01:40:57,460
And I'm going to take this ROM chip.

1480
01:40:57,560 --> 01:40:58,640
And stick it inside this machine.

1481
01:40:58,640 --> 01:40:58,960
No it's not.

1482
01:40:59,260 --> 01:41:00,580
It could be cyber music.

1483
01:41:01,040 --> 01:41:02,000
Like midi music.

1484
01:41:02,160 --> 01:41:02,360
Maybe.

1485
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:03,400
Midi music 2.

1486
01:41:05,220 --> 01:41:05,660
Music.

1487
01:41:05,840 --> 01:41:08,000
We see midi music 1986.

1488
01:41:09,240 --> 01:41:09,580
I love that.

1489
01:41:09,680 --> 01:41:10,800
A quick flash.

1490
01:41:10,980 --> 01:41:11,600
An intro.

1491
01:41:11,600 --> 01:41:18,020
Not that one.

1492
01:41:22,220 --> 01:41:23,580
It's a cold open.

1493
01:41:23,580 --> 01:41:24,960
With a man playing tunes.

1494
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:26,460
Going fucking mental.

1495
01:41:27,100 --> 01:41:27,920
And Stu's there.

1496
01:41:28,180 --> 01:41:29,700
And just trying to make out.

1497
01:41:29,820 --> 01:41:31,040
It's a normal day at the office.

1498
01:41:31,040 --> 01:41:31,780
When there's a man.

1499
01:41:32,380 --> 01:41:34,640
Really doing some avant-garde digital shit.

1500
01:41:36,240 --> 01:41:37,040
Is it this?

1501
01:41:37,040 --> 01:41:37,200
Is it this?

1502
01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:43,200
Computer music.

1503
01:41:43,320 --> 01:41:43,900
Is this it?

1504
01:41:51,820 --> 01:41:52,260
No.

1505
01:41:52,460 --> 01:41:54,680
If it doesn't have a cold open.

1506
01:41:54,760 --> 01:41:55,860
It's not the one we want.

1507
01:42:03,860 --> 01:42:05,880
This is a nice little clip anyway.

1508
01:42:06,360 --> 01:42:07,040
Sing a little bit.

1509
01:42:07,800 --> 01:42:08,440
Along with it.

1510
01:42:14,480 --> 01:42:16,660
Do do do do do do do.

1511
01:42:18,800 --> 01:42:20,560
Oh oh oh.

1512
01:42:21,780 --> 01:42:22,400
Oh.

1513
01:42:23,080 --> 01:42:24,280
Na na na.

1514
01:42:26,760 --> 01:42:27,200
Oh.

1515
01:42:28,200 --> 01:42:29,200
That was great.

1516
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:31,420
There's a better one though.

1517
01:42:31,560 --> 01:42:33,840
There's a one where he's just starting the episode.

1518
01:42:33,960 --> 01:42:34,660
There's a fella going.

1519
01:42:35,060 --> 01:42:35,420
Fucking.

1520
01:42:37,900 --> 01:42:39,280
Majorly crazy.

1521
01:42:41,920 --> 01:42:42,860
Oh oh oh.

1522
01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:43,640
Oh.

1523
01:42:44,560 --> 01:42:45,680
Do do do.

1524
01:42:49,640 --> 01:42:51,100
Let's just go with cyber music.

1525
01:42:51,240 --> 01:42:52,160
It's not the one we wanted.

1526
01:42:52,280 --> 01:42:54,880
But you know it's probably going to yield some good returns.

1527
01:42:54,880 --> 01:42:55,880
Because it's 1997.

1528
01:42:57,880 --> 01:42:59,200
Look at that.

1529
01:42:59,260 --> 01:43:00,960
It's like a fucking command and conquer.

1530
01:43:01,180 --> 01:43:03,180
We've said it time and time before.

1531
01:43:03,360 --> 01:43:06,000
It's like a baddie from command and conquer.

1532
01:43:06,120 --> 01:43:08,680
And we've only got left sided audio here.

1533
01:43:10,980 --> 01:43:12,380
Not going my way at all.

1534
01:43:13,040 --> 01:43:14,100
I wonder if we just.

1535
01:43:14,600 --> 01:43:15,180
Maybe go.

1536
01:43:16,380 --> 01:43:16,740
Here.

1537
01:43:18,820 --> 01:43:19,960
Do do do.

1538
01:43:19,960 --> 01:43:21,960
Do do do.

1539
01:43:21,960 --> 01:43:22,960
Do do do.

1540
01:43:22,960 --> 01:43:23,620
Do do.

1541
01:43:27,620 --> 01:43:28,180
Sound.

1542
01:43:28,180 --> 01:43:28,260
Sound.

1543
01:43:28,260 --> 01:43:28,260
Sound.

1544
01:43:28,880 --> 01:43:29,380
Sound.

1545
01:43:29,380 --> 01:43:30,220
Sound preferences.

1546
01:43:33,580 --> 01:43:34,340
Output.

1547
01:43:39,340 --> 01:43:39,900
Output.

1548
01:43:39,900 --> 01:43:40,540
Output volume.

1549
01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:51,060
Maybe if you switch to mono.

1550
01:43:51,220 --> 01:43:52,100
Mono output.

1551
01:43:52,400 --> 01:43:53,280
That would fucking do it.

1552
01:43:53,360 --> 01:43:53,540
Would it?

1553
01:43:53,900 --> 01:43:55,840
We put into the OBS.

1554
01:43:57,820 --> 01:43:58,860
Audio properties.

1555
01:43:58,860 --> 01:43:59,280
Is.

1556
01:43:59,280 --> 01:43:59,820
Okay.

1557
01:44:14,540 --> 01:44:15,060
Okay.

1558
01:44:15,060 --> 01:44:15,600
Mono.

1559
01:44:15,760 --> 01:44:17,000
Switch to mono on the.

1560
01:44:18,200 --> 01:44:18,680
Let's.

1561
01:44:18,680 --> 01:44:19,680
Hopefully this works now.

1562
01:44:21,680 --> 01:44:23,240
This week on the computer chronicles.

1563
01:44:23,480 --> 01:44:23,760
Sweet.

1564
01:44:24,420 --> 01:44:24,840
Sweet.

1565
01:44:25,560 --> 01:44:26,240
You need good.

1566
01:44:26,380 --> 01:44:26,880
You need it.

1567
01:44:27,120 --> 01:44:28,120
Coming through both barrels.

1568
01:44:28,260 --> 01:44:28,840
For a fucking.

1569
01:44:29,840 --> 01:44:31,060
An episode about music.

1570
01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:31,280
Like.

1571
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:32,360
Music.

1572
01:44:32,360 --> 01:44:34,280
Even little kids can create music.

1573
01:44:34,280 --> 01:44:34,840
On a computer.

1574
01:44:35,220 --> 01:44:36,340
With this new sim toy.

1575
01:44:36,460 --> 01:44:37,060
From Maxis.

1576
01:44:37,160 --> 01:44:38,180
Called sim tunes.

1577
01:44:38,740 --> 01:44:39,540
Want to be a DJ.

1578
01:44:39,800 --> 01:44:41,620
You can become a multi track master.

1579
01:44:41,800 --> 01:44:43,080
With this nifty piece of software.

1580
01:44:43,280 --> 01:44:43,580
From mix.

1581
01:44:43,580 --> 01:44:44,200
Let's turn it up a bit.

1582
01:44:44,460 --> 01:44:45,460
Even if you can't play.

1583
01:44:45,600 --> 01:44:46,640
Any musical instrument.

1584
01:44:46,780 --> 01:44:47,800
You can use your voice.

1585
01:44:47,880 --> 01:44:48,620
To compose music.

1586
01:44:48,620 --> 01:44:49,080
On your computer.

1587
01:44:49,080 --> 01:44:49,080
Yes.

1588
01:44:49,260 --> 01:44:50,060
You see that fella.

1589
01:44:50,160 --> 01:44:51,240
He's singing into a stupid.

1590
01:44:51,240 --> 01:44:51,540
Mic.

1591
01:44:51,540 --> 01:44:51,600
And actually learn to play the piano.

1592
01:44:51,600 --> 01:44:53,040
With nothing but a keyboard.

1593
01:44:53,140 --> 01:44:53,540
A PC.

1594
01:44:53,720 --> 01:44:54,580
And some software.

1595
01:44:55,060 --> 01:44:56,600
Plus a look at a hot new band.

1596
01:44:56,800 --> 01:44:57,920
That found fame on the internet.

1597
01:44:57,920 --> 01:44:57,980
Hot new band.

1598
01:44:57,980 --> 01:45:00,680
And a visit to a new music research center.

1599
01:45:00,920 --> 01:45:03,240
Where they're working on the computer music of the future.

1600
01:45:03,720 --> 01:45:05,220
All this plus Giles Online.

1601
01:45:05,340 --> 01:45:06,340
This week's computer news.

1602
01:45:06,440 --> 01:45:07,180
My pick of the week.

1603
01:45:07,400 --> 01:45:09,480
Coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

1604
01:45:10,820 --> 01:45:12,980
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part.

1605
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:14,920
By SoftSource Incorporated.

1606
01:45:15,400 --> 01:45:17,140
Publishers of Pro One Software.

1607
01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:19,680
Educational software for young adults.

1608
01:45:23,900 --> 01:45:25,240
And by Upside.

1609
01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:27,740
The business magazine for the technology elite.

1610
01:45:27,740 --> 01:45:34,220
Lovely slide.

1611
01:45:34,220 --> 01:45:35,460
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

1612
01:45:35,600 --> 01:45:36,600
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

1613
01:45:37,100 --> 01:45:40,060
Music and mathematics have always had a strange similarity.

1614
01:45:40,240 --> 01:45:42,740
Despite the fact that music seems an artistic endeavor.

1615
01:45:42,860 --> 01:45:44,680
And mathematics seems a cold science.

1616
01:45:45,040 --> 01:45:47,460
But music in essence is a combination of sounds.

1617
01:45:47,540 --> 01:45:49,340
All of which can be described by numbers.

1618
01:45:49,680 --> 01:45:53,340
So it's not surprising that number crunching computers have become a tool for musicians.

1619
01:45:53,740 --> 01:45:58,000
In fact computers can open the door to the world of music even if you don't know anything about it.

1620
01:45:58,000 --> 01:46:00,280
And I guess Michael that's the idea behind SimTunes.

1621
01:46:00,360 --> 01:46:04,260
Even a little kid can create, compose and play music just by using this tool.

1622
01:46:04,420 --> 01:46:04,640
Right.

1623
01:46:05,040 --> 01:46:06,000
It's a very powerful tool.

1624
01:46:06,160 --> 01:46:07,540
It allows people without any music.

1625
01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:09,160
Very powerful pool.

1626
01:46:09,400 --> 01:46:09,940
And he's very.

1627
01:46:10,140 --> 01:46:11,340
They should have got him a fucking.

1628
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:17,480
Like a book or a phone book to sit on or something because he's too low down there.

1629
01:46:18,040 --> 01:46:18,440
Background.

1630
01:46:19,540 --> 01:46:20,080
And I guess Michael.

1631
01:46:20,180 --> 01:46:21,800
In fact computers can open the dunes.

1632
01:46:21,860 --> 01:46:25,720
Even a little kid can create, compose and play music just by using this tool.

1633
01:46:25,900 --> 01:46:26,100
Right.

1634
01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:27,780
It's a very powerful tool.

1635
01:46:27,920 --> 01:46:30,920
It allows people without any musical background to create their own music.

1636
01:46:31,220 --> 01:46:31,980
So what are we seeing here?

1637
01:46:32,000 --> 01:46:32,520
What's going on?

1638
01:46:32,620 --> 01:46:34,800
What you have here are four bugs moving across the screen.

1639
01:46:35,080 --> 01:46:36,840
Each one plays a different musical instrument.

1640
01:46:37,360 --> 01:46:38,300
And I can control what.

1641
01:46:38,360 --> 01:46:40,420
What's the rig out he's got there look.

1642
01:46:41,200 --> 01:46:43,320
What's the fucking hardware he's packing?

1643
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:47,500
That's a real mean piece of kit.

1644
01:46:49,520 --> 01:46:51,140
Cyberdyne Industries and the like.

1645
01:46:52,420 --> 01:46:53,260
He's got that.

1646
01:46:53,340 --> 01:46:54,540
He's got that little.

1647
01:46:56,380 --> 01:47:01,160
Power horse linked up to a fucking LCD monitor or CRT.

1648
01:47:01,220 --> 01:47:02,500
Whatever the fuck that is.

1649
01:47:02,540 --> 01:47:04,500
It's very low res.

1650
01:47:04,580 --> 01:47:06,240
It's hard to see what's going on.

1651
01:47:06,300 --> 01:47:08,360
That's why it's going to cut in now to the camera film.

1652
01:47:08,740 --> 01:47:09,600
Samantha Hager.

1653
01:47:09,720 --> 01:47:10,540
Thank you very much.

1654
01:47:10,540 --> 01:47:12,100
Four bugs moving across the screen.

1655
01:47:12,560 --> 01:47:14,500
Four bugs moving across the screen.

1656
01:47:14,500 --> 01:47:16,060
Each one plays a different musical instrument.

1657
01:47:16,560 --> 01:47:18,600
And I can control what they play by painting.

1658
01:47:19,040 --> 01:47:20,660
Each color represents a different note.

1659
01:47:21,040 --> 01:47:21,920
And I have these special.

1660
01:47:22,220 --> 01:47:23,160
Tune bugs.

1661
01:47:23,400 --> 01:47:27,780
Special notes that make them do things like turn right, turn left, turn left.

1662
01:47:27,780 --> 01:47:30,480
So the bugs that are moving are actually making the sounds.

1663
01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:31,520
They're a particular instrument.

1664
01:47:31,520 --> 01:47:34,220
And the little squares they move across are the notes they play.

1665
01:47:34,220 --> 01:47:34,580
Exactly.

1666
01:47:34,580 --> 01:47:36,760
And the LRX really tells them what order to go in.

1667
01:47:36,880 --> 01:47:37,280
Exactly.

1668
01:47:37,380 --> 01:47:40,880
I have tools to paint the scale and random notes and so on.

1669
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:41,060
Okay.

1670
01:47:41,060 --> 01:47:42,000
Now how do I pick the bugs?

1671
01:47:42,000 --> 01:47:43,780
How many different instruments do I have here?

1672
01:47:44,180 --> 01:47:47,440
You've got 48 different bugs to choose from, which is a neat thing.

1673
01:47:47,440 --> 01:47:52,060
You can go to this screen and preview the bugs, hear what they sound like, and scroll down and pick out.

1674
01:47:52,160 --> 01:47:53,400
Some play traditional instruments.

1675
01:47:53,640 --> 01:47:55,120
And sort of guitar, piano, and some weird things.

1676
01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:56,740
Some of them talk, I understand, too.

1677
01:47:56,740 --> 01:47:56,740
Exactly.

1678
01:47:57,380 --> 01:47:57,560
Yep.

1679
01:47:58,360 --> 01:47:58,600
Okay.

1680
01:47:58,660 --> 01:47:59,440
So I pick my bugs.

1681
01:47:59,500 --> 01:48:00,600
And let's go back to the main screen then.

1682
01:48:00,700 --> 01:48:03,040
And show me again, how do I actually write a song?

1683
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,240
How do I lay these notes down?

1684
01:48:04,760 --> 01:48:07,640
Well, you can, if you'd like, you can pick the scale that you're working in.

1685
01:48:07,980 --> 01:48:13,240
So I get some information about each scale and say, preview the blues scale and decide I want to compose there.

1686
01:48:13,940 --> 01:48:15,140
So I can actually learn something.

1687
01:48:15,240 --> 01:48:19,380
If I say I want to play in blues, it will only allow me to play the notes that are normal blues scales.

1688
01:48:19,620 --> 01:48:19,940
Exactly.

1689
01:48:20,780 --> 01:48:22,400
So zoom in here on the blue bug.

1690
01:48:22,400 --> 01:48:25,700
Just, I've been away for two seconds there.

1691
01:48:25,840 --> 01:48:27,880
Come back, it sounds fucking awful.

1692
01:48:28,880 --> 01:48:33,120
Is it a game or is it a music making piece of software or what is it?

1693
01:48:33,260 --> 01:48:34,640
It sounds terrible.

1694
01:48:44,320 --> 01:48:49,900
Get some information about each scale and say, preview the blues scale and decide I want to compose there.

1695
01:48:50,380 --> 01:48:51,800
So I can actually learn something.

1696
01:48:51,900 --> 01:48:56,040
If I say I want to play in blues, it will only allow me to play the notes that are normal blues scales.

1697
01:48:56,280 --> 01:48:56,580
Exactly.

1698
01:48:57,380 --> 01:48:59,040
So zoom in here on the blue bug.

1699
01:48:59,160 --> 01:49:04,100
And now when I paint his notes, I'm only going to paint notes that are within that blues scale.

1700
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:06,300
Looks fucking terrible.

1701
01:49:07,960 --> 01:49:10,020
I've seen some bad stuff on the show.

1702
01:49:12,020 --> 01:49:13,140
Spanned decades, you know?

1703
01:49:13,320 --> 01:49:14,920
30 years of fucking bad stuff.

1704
01:49:16,400 --> 01:49:17,660
A lot of good stuff as well.

1705
01:49:17,660 --> 01:49:21,620
But this, whatever, this takes the piece, the biscuit.

1706
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:23,880
Thank you very much, Iraqi.

1707
01:49:24,020 --> 01:49:25,180
Thank you very much for the tip.

1708
01:49:25,340 --> 01:49:29,480
You can just sort of randomly generate notes just for the fun of it too if you're a kid and you just want to mess around.

1709
01:49:29,480 --> 01:49:29,980
Sure.

1710
01:49:29,980 --> 01:49:31,740
Yeah, just get in there and see what happens.

1711
01:49:31,740 --> 01:49:32,620
And I like your tweezer tool.

1712
01:49:32,620 --> 01:49:36,620
You can actually grab a bug, which I'm sure a kid would like to do and just move him from one place to another.

1713
01:49:36,620 --> 01:49:38,620
Sure. Put him in the pattern and see what he sounds like over there.

1714
01:49:38,620 --> 01:49:44,620
Right. All right. Now this also comes with libraries or galleries of predetermined songs and I guess what you call sort of musical pictures. Show us what they are.

1715
01:49:44,620 --> 01:49:54,760
Yeah, this shows you really what you can do at the upper end of Simtunes once you've figured out all the tools and so forth. You can pick your favorite bugs and create these pictures that are also songs.

1716
01:49:54,760 --> 01:50:00,060
So I can design the picture and actually the little pixels in there are actually notes that are part of the picture.

1717
01:50:00,060 --> 01:50:01,480
Exactly. Kind of like a musical piano.

1718
01:50:01,480 --> 01:50:05,800
And are there recognizable songs in here that I mean a kid could play and say, "Oh yeah, I recognize that tune."

1719
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:10,220
Sure, yeah. We've included some songs like "Mary Had a Little Lamb" and so on that she could experiment with.

1720
01:50:10,220 --> 01:50:13,820
All right. How about the higher? What are the stamps? I see a thing called stamps. What does that do?

1721
01:50:13,820 --> 01:50:18,760
Stamps allow you to actually just go ahead and place, give you a head start on your painting.

1722
01:50:18,760 --> 01:50:28,760
Okay, so that's a series of notes right there? Exactly. There's their notes and little musical pieces. Yeah. And what age would you say is this for?

1723
01:50:28,760 --> 01:50:37,180
Binky the cat, thank you very much. But I've seen kids as young as five really enjoy this. And I can tell you the adults in our office are addicted to this too. So it's not just for... It's a lot of fun.

1724
01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:43,020
Are they fucked, Stu? Kids, thanks a lot, Michael. Thank you. Well, the internet has become a major platform for musicians.

1725
01:50:43,020 --> 01:50:47,960
allowing new bands to publish their music and be heard without having to deal with the whims of record companies.

1726
01:50:47,960 --> 01:50:58,960
One band which has found a home on the net is called Moe. Home on the net? We've the whims of record companies. One band which has found a home... Home on the net?

1727
01:50:58,960 --> 01:51:10,020
Really fucking gets a good gust of wind behind that home. Found a home on the net is called Moe. We caught up with them at a webcast concert at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco.

1728
01:51:10,020 --> 01:51:32,020
On March 1st, 1997, a band called Moe sold out its performance at the Great American Music Hall in San Francisco. That might not be unusual, except that the group has never played the West Coast before. In fact, they had hardly traveled outside of New York State, except on the internet.

1729
01:51:32,020 --> 01:51:50,960
Any internet presence we had was started by fans. And there are actually several different sites or places you could visit on the computer today that deal with our set lists, the history of the band, if you just want to meet because we have this common interest.

1730
01:51:50,960 --> 01:52:01,960
This was Moe's third live webcast. Fans around the world could listen to the music through a software real audio player and even see video snapshots of the performance.

1731
01:52:01,960 --> 01:52:12,960
Moe's rise to success was helped along by a devoted group of fans, many of whom met on the web.

1732
01:52:12,960 --> 01:52:23,960
This is, I mean, the internet, at least for Moe, has replaced, you know, hiring college kids to run around and tape up flyers on telephone poles.

1733
01:52:23,960 --> 01:52:33,960
In fact, the band's large web-following launched their recording careers. A Sony talent scout discovered the band in a musical chat group while surfing the web.

1734
01:52:33,960 --> 01:52:44,960
He had no idea what we sounded like. He just listened to descriptions or read descriptions that people said and he was really interested and he kept trying to get in contact with us and he kept emailing the wrong person, I guess.

1735
01:52:44,960 --> 01:52:54,960
And he couldn't believe that we weren't returning his email because he was from Sony. So he was getting really obsessed with finding us. And he finally, after like two weeks, was able to get in touch with our manager.

1736
01:52:54,960 --> 01:52:58,960
The new power of the internet as a future competitor has also caught the attention.

1737
01:52:58,960 --> 01:53:02,960
This last is fucking losing the will to live.

1738
01:53:02,960 --> 01:53:04,960
On that one.

1739
01:53:04,960 --> 01:53:08,960
Some crazy typography going on with those fingers.

1740
01:53:08,960 --> 01:53:11,960
The competitor has also caught the attention of recording companies.

1741
01:53:11,960 --> 01:53:14,960
It's definitely could happen. Itsy bitsy spider buzz.

1742
01:53:14,960 --> 01:53:18,960
And it's got all the record labels, you know, shaking in their boots to a certain degree.

1743
01:53:18,960 --> 01:53:27,960
When a really big band decides to take that step and, you know, bypass the traditional channels that have been set up, then it'll prove it has happened.

1744
01:53:27,960 --> 01:53:33,960
It's actually really made me think about my posture because I need to fucking straighten up the situation.

1745
01:53:33,960 --> 01:53:47,960
Because I don't think spending too much time in this sort of vibe would fucking help the neck or the head like, you know, there's a lot of weight on the skull.

1746
01:53:47,960 --> 01:53:54,960
That's putting a lot of stress and strain on this fulcrum here.

1747
01:53:54,960 --> 01:53:56,960
...of recording companies.

1748
01:53:56,960 --> 01:53:57,960
You know, shaking.

1749
01:53:57,960 --> 01:54:11,960
There are two creative aspects to the music business.

1750
01:54:11,960 --> 01:54:15,960
Creating the actual songs and then creating the recordings of those songs.

1751
01:54:15,960 --> 01:54:22,960
With today's complex recording equipment, the guy who does the mix may have more to do with the success of a CD than the musicians themselves.

1752
01:54:22,960 --> 01:54:29,960
And I guess, Steve, that's your idea with your mix man stuff is I can get in there and actually remix a song and make it the way I like it.

1753
01:54:29,960 --> 01:54:29,960
Absolutely.

1754
01:54:29,960 --> 01:54:31,960
All right. Now, let's take a look.

1755
01:54:31,960 --> 01:54:33,960
What we have here is this is actually a beta version.

1756
01:54:33,960 --> 01:54:34,960
You don't have this thing finish yet.

1757
01:54:34,960 --> 01:54:36,960
You're going to have eight songs here by George Clinton, right?

1758
01:54:36,960 --> 01:54:37,960
The beta boys.

1759
01:54:37,960 --> 01:54:38,960
The Atomic Dog.

1760
01:54:38,960 --> 01:54:40,960
I can just play the song as it was originally recorded.

1761
01:54:40,960 --> 01:54:44,960
He just name checked George Clinton and Atomic Dog.

1762
01:54:44,960 --> 01:54:47,960
He knows his fucking tunes, man.

1763
01:54:47,960 --> 01:54:50,960
Stu's not fucking bullshitting around here.

1764
01:54:50,960 --> 01:54:52,960
He actually knows his stuff.

1765
01:54:52,960 --> 01:54:53,960
He's into good tunage.

1766
01:54:53,960 --> 01:54:55,960
You bought the music CD?

1767
01:54:55,960 --> 01:54:56,960
Yeah, that's right.

1768
01:54:56,960 --> 01:54:59,960
All I'd have to do is hit the play button.

1769
01:54:59,960 --> 01:55:02,960
It'll actually play that soundtrack from George Clinton.

1770
01:55:02,960 --> 01:55:03,960
Okay.

1771
01:55:03,960 --> 01:55:08,960
In the future, if you want, actually, if you want to go ahead and manipulate that, all I'd have to do is just click the mix button.

1772
01:55:08,960 --> 01:55:09,960
All right.

1773
01:55:09,960 --> 01:55:10,960
So that was the original recording.

1774
01:55:10,960 --> 01:55:11,960
I can go now inside here.

1775
01:55:11,960 --> 01:55:15,960
You pull all 16 tracks apart from me and say, you put it together the way you want.

1776
01:55:15,960 --> 01:55:16,960
That's correct.

1777
01:55:16,960 --> 01:55:17,960
How do I do it?

1778
01:55:17,960 --> 01:55:18,960
What's this interface here?

1779
01:55:18,960 --> 01:55:20,960
Well, basically, this is the interface right here.

1780
01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:21,960
You've got two turntables.

1781
01:55:21,960 --> 01:55:25,960
Each turntable has eight bits of sound or eight elements of sound on it.

1782
01:55:25,960 --> 01:55:26,960
And how do I know what they are?

1783
01:55:26,960 --> 01:55:27,960
Okay.

1784
01:55:27,960 --> 01:55:28,960
What I do is just hit the help screen right here.

1785
01:55:28,960 --> 01:55:29,960
Well, I still don't know what they are.

1786
01:55:29,960 --> 01:55:31,960
I see keys to touch.

1787
01:55:31,960 --> 01:55:32,960
That's right.

1788
01:55:32,960 --> 01:55:34,960
Now, what I'll do is I'll go ahead and play.

1789
01:55:34,960 --> 01:55:35,960
I'll go ahead and play this.

1790
01:55:35,960 --> 01:55:39,960
And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

1791
01:55:39,960 --> 01:55:44,960
Oh, we've got another, uh, sorry about that.

1792
01:55:44,960 --> 01:55:46,960
I could have been a bit too loud.

1793
01:55:46,960 --> 01:55:54,960
We've got another one of those, uh, MIDI file fucking vocalites.

1794
01:55:54,960 --> 01:56:01,960
Bit of software that's going to just play lots of really bad, uh, bit crushed noises.

1795
01:56:01,960 --> 01:56:04,960
And you can see if I go ahead and hit, for example, the M key.

1796
01:56:04,960 --> 01:56:05,960
It's a bass.

1797
01:56:05,960 --> 01:56:06,960
Okay.

1798
01:56:06,960 --> 01:56:09,960
I can either hit it or I can lock it in.

1799
01:56:09,960 --> 01:56:10,960
I'm hitting B.

1800
01:56:10,960 --> 01:56:11,960
Space bar.

1801
01:56:11,960 --> 01:56:12,960
Okay.

1802
01:56:12,960 --> 01:56:13,960
Okay.

1803
01:56:13,960 --> 01:56:15,960
So you've added that bass track now in there and you can go play with something else.

1804
01:56:15,960 --> 01:56:16,960
That's right.

1805
01:56:16,960 --> 01:56:18,960
So I'll add a little rhythm.

1806
01:56:18,960 --> 01:56:19,960
Okay.

1807
01:56:19,960 --> 01:56:22,960
So the yellow tells me, "Dancing down."

1808
01:56:22,960 --> 01:56:23,960
You're manually doing it.

1809
01:56:23,960 --> 01:56:25,960
The green tells me you've locked it in.

1810
01:56:25,960 --> 01:56:26,960
That's correct.

1811
01:56:26,960 --> 01:56:28,960
Now in there and you can go play with something else.

1812
01:56:28,960 --> 01:56:29,960
That's right.

1813
01:56:29,960 --> 01:56:30,960
So I'll add a little rhythm.

1814
01:56:30,960 --> 01:56:31,960
Dance and down.

1815
01:56:31,960 --> 01:56:32,960
So the yellow.

1816
01:56:32,960 --> 01:56:33,960
Dance and down.

1817
01:56:33,960 --> 01:56:34,960
So the yellow.

1818
01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:35,960
Dance and down.

1819
01:56:35,960 --> 01:56:36,960
Tells me you're manually doing it.

1820
01:56:36,960 --> 01:56:37,960
The green tells me you've locked it in.

1821
01:56:37,960 --> 01:56:38,960
That's correct.

1822
01:56:38,960 --> 01:56:39,960
I'll go some hi-hat.

1823
01:56:39,960 --> 01:56:43,960
If I'd like to, I can put some sound in there as well as some voices.

1824
01:56:43,960 --> 01:56:44,960
Now what's nice is I can also go ahead and break this down.

1825
01:56:44,960 --> 01:56:44,960
If I hit the minus key, whatever's pressed down will go ahead and play.

1826
01:56:44,960 --> 01:56:45,960
Okay.

1827
01:56:45,960 --> 01:56:46,960
Then I can go right back into my beat.

1828
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:47,960
All right.

1829
01:56:47,960 --> 01:56:48,960
Show us now what some of the other tracks are here.

1830
01:56:48,960 --> 01:56:49,960
I mean the W, E, R, all that stuff.

1831
01:56:49,960 --> 01:56:50,960
So you want me to feel for it.

1832
01:56:50,960 --> 01:56:51,960
Well if I want to hit the W, E, R, all that stuff.

1833
01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:51,960
So you want me to feel for it.

1834
01:56:51,960 --> 01:56:52,960
Well if I want to hit the W, it's the wolf.

1835
01:56:52,960 --> 01:56:53,960
Oh okay.

1836
01:56:53,960 --> 01:56:54,960
Got it.

1837
01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:55,960
Okay.

1838
01:56:55,960 --> 01:56:56,960
Then I can actually play the drums.

1839
01:56:56,960 --> 01:56:57,960
So there you're doing it manually.

1840
01:56:57,960 --> 01:56:58,960
Or again you can just lock in that drum beat.

1841
01:56:58,960 --> 01:56:59,960
That's right.

1842
01:56:59,960 --> 01:57:00,960
Now I can actually play the drums.

1843
01:57:00,960 --> 01:57:02,960
So there you're doing it manually.

1844
01:57:02,960 --> 01:57:03,960
Or again you can just lock in that drum beat.

1845
01:57:03,960 --> 01:57:04,960
That's right.

1846
01:57:04,960 --> 01:57:05,960
Now I can actually play the drums.

1847
01:57:05,960 --> 01:57:06,960
So there you're doing it manually.

1848
01:57:06,960 --> 01:57:08,960
Or again you can just lock in that drum beat.

1849
01:57:08,960 --> 01:57:09,960
That's right.

1850
01:57:09,960 --> 01:57:12,960
Now I can actually play the drums.

1851
01:57:12,960 --> 01:57:15,960
So there you're doing it manually.

1852
01:57:15,960 --> 01:57:18,960
Or again you can just lock in that drum beat.

1853
01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:19,960
That's right.

1854
01:57:19,960 --> 01:57:24,960
Now I can actually play the drums.

1855
01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:30,960
Now can I actually record my mix and hold on to it and then put it up on the net or share it with other people?

1856
01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:31,960
Absolutely.

1857
01:57:31,960 --> 01:57:38,960
What you can do, you can actually save it as a text file and email it to some of your friends who have mix wars.

1858
01:57:38,960 --> 01:57:39,960
Wow.

1859
01:57:39,960 --> 01:57:40,960
There's an options screen here.

1860
01:57:40,960 --> 01:57:41,960
What are some of the choices?

1861
01:57:41,960 --> 01:57:43,960
Can I change the tempo and that kind of stuff?

1862
01:57:43,960 --> 01:57:46,960
Yeah what I do is hit the options screen if I'd like to.

1863
01:57:46,960 --> 01:57:48,960
I can just change the tempo.

1864
01:57:48,960 --> 01:57:50,960
And I can slow it down or I can speed it up.

1865
01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:51,960
But that's the whole song, right?

1866
01:57:51,960 --> 01:57:52,960
That's right.

1867
01:57:52,960 --> 01:57:53,960
The whole thing can make it slower faster?

1868
01:57:53,960 --> 01:57:54,960
That's right.

1869
01:57:54,960 --> 01:57:55,960
Yeah.

1870
01:57:55,960 --> 01:57:56,960
And FX, what's that?

1871
01:57:56,960 --> 01:57:58,960
That'll actually just break it down a little bit.

1872
01:57:58,960 --> 01:57:59,960
Okay.

1873
01:57:59,960 --> 01:58:00,960
Change the beat.

1874
01:58:00,960 --> 01:58:01,960
I, Karumpa.

1875
01:58:01,960 --> 01:58:06,960
Your man fucking Steve over at Mixman.

1876
01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:07,960
Karumpa's after you.

1877
01:58:07,960 --> 01:58:11,960
All right, so let's go back to your main screen here.

1878
01:58:11,960 --> 01:58:13,960
Let's hear this music again.

1879
01:58:13,960 --> 01:58:14,960
Atomic Dome.

1880
01:58:14,960 --> 01:58:15,960
Atomic Dome.

1881
01:58:15,960 --> 01:58:16,960
All right.

1882
01:58:16,960 --> 01:58:21,960
So this is going to be George Plain's greatest hits for Mixman and I can remix the thing.

1883
01:58:21,960 --> 01:58:22,960
That's right.

1884
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:23,960
That's pretty cool.

1885
01:58:23,960 --> 01:58:26,960
And it's all synced up so I mean I'm an idiot, it doesn't matter, it knows to bring the music.

1886
01:58:26,960 --> 01:58:29,960
Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent so it'll keep everything in sync for you.

1887
01:58:29,960 --> 01:58:30,960
Steve, thanks a lot.

1888
01:58:30,960 --> 01:58:31,960
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

1889
01:58:31,960 --> 01:58:32,960
Okay.

1890
01:58:32,960 --> 01:58:33,960
Lovely cutoff there.

1891
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:36,960
Steve was saying stuff and Stu, thanks a lot.

1892
01:58:36,960 --> 01:58:37,960
That's right.

1893
01:58:37,960 --> 01:58:38,960
That's pretty cool.

1894
01:58:38,960 --> 01:58:40,960
It's all synced up so I mean I'm an idiot, it doesn't matter, it knows to bring the music.

1895
01:58:40,960 --> 01:58:44,960
Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent so it'll keep everything in sync for you.

1896
01:58:44,960 --> 01:58:45,960
Steve, thanks a lot.

1897
01:58:45,960 --> 01:58:46,960
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

1898
01:58:47,960 --> 01:58:48,960
Lovely, lovely stuff there.

1899
01:58:48,960 --> 01:58:52,960
He had more to say but Stu was done.

1900
01:58:53,960 --> 01:59:01,960
And Stu addressed this actually in later episodes that he did get hate mail about how he didn't let the guests speak.

1901
01:59:02,960 --> 01:59:05,960
But he actually did need to keep the fucking episode going.

1902
01:59:05,960 --> 01:59:08,960
And this was a recorded, thank you very much, Karate Chop tipped.

1903
01:59:08,960 --> 01:59:09,960
Thank you very much.

1904
01:59:09,960 --> 01:59:13,960
This was recorded in fucking 26 minutes, you know.

1905
01:59:13,960 --> 01:59:15,960
Wasn't edited together at the end.

1906
01:59:15,960 --> 01:59:17,960
It played in the VTs.

1907
01:59:17,960 --> 01:59:19,960
These guys, they had to just be quick.

1908
01:59:19,960 --> 01:59:23,960
Yeah, the Mixman engine is transparent so it'll keep everything in sync for you.

1909
01:59:23,960 --> 01:59:24,960
Steve, thanks a lot.

1910
01:59:24,960 --> 01:59:25,960
So you sound like a virtual DJ.

1911
01:59:25,960 --> 01:59:26,960
Okay.

1912
01:59:26,960 --> 01:59:27,960
Well, the ultimate music.

1913
01:59:27,960 --> 01:59:28,960
Beautiful stuff, Brainslug, thank you very much.

1914
01:59:28,960 --> 01:59:30,960
The musical instrument is of course the human voice.

1915
01:59:30,960 --> 01:59:38,960
Now you can use just your voice to compose music, even create multi-track instrumental recordings with an incredible piece of software called Autoscore.

1916
01:59:38,960 --> 01:59:40,960
And Evan, that's what we have up here.

1917
01:59:40,960 --> 01:59:41,960
How does this work?

1918
01:59:41,960 --> 01:59:42,960
I just--

1919
01:59:42,960 --> 01:59:43,960
Lovely jacket on this, lad.

1920
01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:45,960
I just put a microphone and then turn it into any instrument I want it to be.

1921
01:59:45,960 --> 01:59:46,960
That's exactly how it works.

1922
01:59:46,960 --> 01:59:49,960
You sing or play a tune and Autoscore writes it down for you.

1923
01:59:49,960 --> 01:59:53,960
Just plug a microphone into your sound card and the microphone comes with Autoscore.

1924
01:59:53,960 --> 01:59:55,960
And then you can just go ahead and record your music into the computer.

1925
01:59:55,960 --> 01:59:56,960
So Autoscore--

1926
01:59:56,960 --> 01:59:57,960
It's a great look.

1927
01:59:57,960 --> 01:59:58,960
It's a savage look.

1928
01:59:58,960 --> 02:00:00,960
It's librarian...

1929
02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:04,960
It's stick in its fucking tonalities.

1930
02:00:04,960 --> 02:00:10,960
In its execution, it's nothing short of credential.

1931
02:00:10,960 --> 02:00:15,960
Its aroma is leather bound.

1932
02:00:15,960 --> 02:00:20,960
And its antithesis is punk.

1933
02:00:20,960 --> 02:00:24,960
It automatically scores what I'm singing, so not only does it record--

1934
02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:25,960
Ghostbuster chic.

1935
02:00:25,960 --> 02:00:27,960
It is Spangler, is it?

1936
02:00:27,960 --> 02:00:31,960
Fucking Egon, Spangler and the boys.

1937
02:00:31,960 --> 02:00:34,960
Star Spangler, Banner Boy over here.

1938
02:00:34,960 --> 02:00:35,960
Anal chaos, thank you very much.

1939
02:00:35,960 --> 02:00:39,960
Just plug a microphone into your sound card and the microphone comes with Autoscore.

1940
02:00:39,960 --> 02:00:40,960
And then you can just go--

1941
02:00:40,960 --> 02:00:44,960
His eyes say Jessup, says Owen Downey.

1942
02:00:44,960 --> 02:00:46,960
Go ahead and record your music into the--

1943
02:00:46,960 --> 02:00:47,960
And it's got a mist--

1944
02:00:47,960 --> 02:00:49,960
It's got a hint of bean about it.

1945
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:51,960
Mr. Bean.

1946
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:56,960
Or as he's known in French, "Mansoire"--

1947
02:00:56,960 --> 02:01:00,960
Don't know what the fucking French is for beans.

1948
02:01:00,960 --> 02:01:03,960
Don't know what the French is for beans.

1949
02:01:03,960 --> 02:01:04,960
Into the computer.

1950
02:01:04,960 --> 02:01:05,960
So Autoscore, I take it--

1951
02:01:05,960 --> 02:01:08,960
It automatically scores what I'm singing, so not only does it record the sound,

1952
02:01:08,960 --> 02:01:10,960
but it actually is writing the notes on the staff?

1953
02:01:10,960 --> 02:01:11,960
That's right.

1954
02:01:11,960 --> 02:01:13,960
All right, what are we seeing on the screen here now?

1955
02:01:13,960 --> 02:01:17,960
"Mansoire Arricot, "Mansoire Legumes."

1956
02:01:17,960 --> 02:01:19,960
There's some tracks already down there. Where did they come from?

1957
02:01:19,960 --> 02:01:22,960
These are some tracks we brought with us. They're kind of nice background tracks.

1958
02:01:22,960 --> 02:01:24,960
We have 15 sets.

1959
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:26,960
"Mansoire Arricot."

1960
02:01:26,960 --> 02:01:30,960
So the software has a library of backgrounds of the drums and the piano and all that kind of stuff.

1961
02:01:30,960 --> 02:01:31,960
That's right.

1962
02:01:31,960 --> 02:01:32,960
Darragh Dermody and Glue.

1963
02:01:32,960 --> 02:01:35,960
Can I ask you to sing or do whatever you're going to do here and show how this works?

1964
02:01:35,960 --> 02:01:36,960
Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you.

1965
02:01:36,960 --> 02:01:37,960
Are you a singer?

1966
02:01:37,960 --> 02:01:40,960
I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV.

1967
02:01:40,960 --> 02:01:41,960
Okay.

1968
02:01:41,960 --> 02:01:42,960
You're not a killer, are you?

1969
02:01:42,960 --> 02:01:43,960
No, I'm not.

1970
02:01:43,960 --> 02:01:45,960
But I sing on TV.

1971
02:01:45,960 --> 02:01:47,960
Thanks very much, Steph.

1972
02:01:47,960 --> 02:01:49,960
And Darragh Dermody and Glue.

1973
02:01:49,960 --> 02:01:52,960
We're about to get some tune-age out of this guy.

1974
02:01:52,960 --> 02:01:53,960
Okay, I'll go ahead and sing for you.

1975
02:01:53,960 --> 02:01:54,960
Are you a singer?

1976
02:01:54,960 --> 02:01:57,960
I'm not a singer, no, but I play one on TV.

1977
02:01:57,960 --> 02:01:58,960
Okay.

1978
02:01:58,960 --> 02:02:00,960
All right, tell us what you're doing.

1979
02:02:00,960 --> 02:02:01,960
Tell us what you're doing.

1980
02:02:01,960 --> 02:02:03,840
OK, so basically just turn auto score on,

1981
02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:06,400
and then hit record in the sequencer, and then sing in.

1982
02:02:06,400 --> 02:02:08,360
And the notes appear on screen while you're singing.

1983
02:02:08,360 --> 02:02:09,860
OK.

1984
02:02:09,860 --> 02:02:11,340
Give us a flash there, Bean.

1985
02:02:11,340 --> 02:02:17,880
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

1986
02:02:17,880 --> 02:02:22,820
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, da, da, da.

1987
02:02:22,820 --> 02:02:27,160
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

1988
02:02:27,160 --> 02:02:31,220
Da, da, da, da, da.

1989
02:02:31,220 --> 02:02:34,960
All right, I will grant you that you don't sound like a real singer.

1990
02:02:34,960 --> 02:02:49,200
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.

1991
02:02:49,200 --> 02:02:51,840
All right, I will grant you that you don't sound like a real singer.

1992
02:02:51,840 --> 02:03:08,640
*Apensors of guitar music*

1993
02:03:08,640 --> 02:03:13,440
Alright, I will grant you, Evan, you don't sound like a real singer, but I mean...

1994
02:03:13,440 --> 02:03:17,120
Ooooooh, low blow chefe.

1995
02:03:17,120 --> 02:03:23,120
And you did this now, suppose you were slightly off key, which a couple times sounded like maybe you were, can the program take that into account?

1996
02:03:23,120 --> 02:03:26,120
Sure. Sorry, just another go of that.

1997
02:03:26,120 --> 02:03:55,120
*singing*

1998
02:03:55,120 --> 02:04:02,120
*singing*

1999
02:04:02,120 --> 02:04:04,120
Been so lonely!

2000
02:04:04,120 --> 02:04:10,120
Alright, I will grant you that you don't sound like a real singer, but I mean you did this now.

2001
02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:15,120
Suppose you were slightly off key, which a couple times sounded like maybe you were, can the program take that into account?

2002
02:04:15,120 --> 02:04:20,120
Sure, in fact there's a special constraint to key feature which will limit your notes to output in one certain key.

2003
02:04:20,120 --> 02:04:26,120
So if you know you're going to play something in G major, go ahead and set it to constrain to G major and any mistakes will be constrained to that key.

2004
02:04:26,120 --> 02:04:28,120
Is there a screen in which I can make those kinds of choices? How do I see that?

2005
02:04:28,120 --> 02:04:32,120
Sure, just go ahead and go to the menu, go ahead and constrain to and choose chromatic scale.

2006
02:04:32,120 --> 02:04:33,120
Okay.

2007
02:04:33,120 --> 02:04:35,120
A clone named Gibsoe, thank you very, very much.

2008
02:04:35,120 --> 02:04:38,120
So make sure everything sticks to the notes in that particular key.

2009
02:04:38,120 --> 02:04:43,120
Alright, let's go back now. Now how do I decide what instrument I want to turn the voice into?

2010
02:04:43,120 --> 02:04:47,120
It's very easy, just go ahead and click here and choose the instrument. We have it set on a cello now.

2011
02:04:47,120 --> 02:04:48,120
Now you can hear that.

2012
02:04:48,120 --> 02:04:50,120
You can change it while you're playing it so you can hear what the different instruments will sound like.

2013
02:04:50,120 --> 02:04:52,120
Alright, so what instrument should we turn you into here?

2014
02:04:52,120 --> 02:04:57,120
We can go ahead and turn it into, let's try overdrive guitar, kind of make it sound a little harsher.

2015
02:04:57,120 --> 02:05:00,120
And let's, can we hear your song now?

2016
02:05:00,120 --> 02:05:01,120
Yeah, that'd be great.

2017
02:05:01,120 --> 02:05:04,120
Oh yes.

2018
02:05:04,120 --> 02:05:11,120
I think singing was better than that.

2019
02:05:19,640 --> 02:05:24,780
And the first line of the score is the notes you've just sung into the thing.

2020
02:05:25,160 --> 02:05:25,760
That's right.

2021
02:05:27,500 --> 02:05:29,620
Now, can I go back inside and edit it?

2022
02:05:29,660 --> 02:05:31,200
Say, well, I didn't really like the note I sang.

2023
02:05:31,900 --> 02:05:33,620
Matt Ryan, thank you very much.

2024
02:05:33,760 --> 02:05:34,980
Let's sing the whole darn thing over again.

2025
02:05:35,060 --> 02:05:37,620
Can I move notes around and stuff and change the timing?

2026
02:05:37,840 --> 02:05:41,440
Yeah, the great thing is that Autoscore translates into MIDI data, which is very easy to manipulate.

2027
02:05:41,620 --> 02:05:47,220
You can add or remove notes, change the instruments, print it out, change the key, do whatever you need to.

2028
02:05:47,220 --> 02:05:49,760
So I could print this score and actually take it over to someone and say, hey, play it.

2029
02:05:49,760 --> 02:05:50,600
I just wrote this song.

2030
02:05:50,620 --> 02:05:51,120
That's right.

2031
02:05:51,520 --> 02:05:53,280
All right, now, you sang into it.

2032
02:05:53,280 --> 02:05:57,060
Can I just, I mean, suppose I can play the guitar or the violin or the flute or something.

2033
02:05:57,160 --> 02:05:59,420
I could also just play my instrument into the mic.

2034
02:05:59,460 --> 02:06:00,220
It would do the same thing?

2035
02:06:00,440 --> 02:06:01,040
That's correct.

2036
02:06:01,160 --> 02:06:04,120
Autoscore allows you to use your favorite instrument to compose music on the computer.

2037
02:06:04,840 --> 02:06:08,820
Now, you only mentioned the word MIDI once, which is kind of a scary word for most people.

2038
02:06:08,920 --> 02:06:11,160
But is it, in fact, a MIDI program?

2039
02:06:11,340 --> 02:06:14,200
If I had a MIDI keyboard, I could actually play into that also?

2040
02:06:14,340 --> 02:06:14,520
Sure.

2041
02:06:14,580 --> 02:06:15,380
You can use your MIDI keyboard.

2042
02:06:15,380 --> 02:06:17,780
And because it's MIDI, it does allow you to do a lot of things with the music.

2043
02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:20,040
You can put it up on your webpage to have it play back.

2044
02:06:20,420 --> 02:06:22,080
You can, again, edit it, print it out.

2045
02:06:22,320 --> 02:06:24,180
There are a lot of things you can do with it once it's a MIDI format.

2046
02:06:24,720 --> 02:06:28,800
But we found that a lot of setups in the past have been expensive and complicated to use.

2047
02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:30,720
Thank you, Mr. Jiggly Bits.

2048
02:06:30,720 --> 02:06:32,100
Thank you very, very much.

2049
02:06:32,480 --> 02:06:34,720
Thank you very, very much, Mr. Jiggly Bits.

2050
02:06:34,800 --> 02:06:37,300
The microphone is really your input.

2051
02:06:37,420 --> 02:06:39,000
You can use any source of sound.

2052
02:06:39,000 --> 02:06:39,200
That's right.

2053
02:06:39,260 --> 02:06:39,980
This is all you need.

2054
02:06:40,320 --> 02:06:40,460
Yeah.

2055
02:06:40,740 --> 02:06:44,100
Now, I see at the bottom you've got 16 tracks, I mean, 10 tracks and mixers.

2056
02:06:44,200 --> 02:06:44,900
What do I do with that?

2057
02:06:45,520 --> 02:06:48,160
Pretty much you can change the volumes of tracks relative to one another.

2058
02:06:48,380 --> 02:06:51,400
So I can go in and play with those other tracks, not just the one you recorded?

2059
02:06:51,520 --> 02:06:51,900
That's right.

2060
02:06:52,800 --> 02:06:53,080
Okay.

2061
02:06:53,660 --> 02:06:54,920
And what else can I do with this?

2062
02:06:55,020 --> 02:06:56,300
You talk about those restraints.

2063
02:06:56,480 --> 02:06:57,900
There's a bunch of stuff on that menu.

2064
02:06:57,980 --> 02:06:59,640
What else can I do to control this?

2065
02:06:59,900 --> 02:07:01,680
Well, you can set it up to whatever instrument you're using.

2066
02:07:01,760 --> 02:07:05,820
So if you're using a saxophone, the way you try and recognize it is a little different than you try and recognize the human voice.

2067
02:07:06,340 --> 02:07:11,400
You can also set the interface, set it in a more complicated control such as the MIDI channel.

2068
02:07:11,500 --> 02:07:13,220
Once again, idiot-proof music composition.

2069
02:07:13,220 --> 02:07:13,640
That's right.

2070
02:07:13,760 --> 02:07:14,240
Thanks, Evan.

2071
02:07:14,700 --> 02:07:14,940
All right.

2072
02:07:14,980 --> 02:07:18,340
Well, a computer, of course, cannot do everything that a human musician can do.

2073
02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:20,040
There is style and there's artistry.

2074
02:07:20,040 --> 02:07:25,280
But at the Center for New Music and Audio Technologies at UC Berkeley, they're working on that, too.

2075
02:07:33,020 --> 02:07:40,040
The Center for New Music and Audio Technologies, or CINMAT, is just a few blocks away from the university campus.

2076
02:07:40,340 --> 02:07:41,920
But it could be in a different world.

2077
02:07:41,920 --> 02:07:49,460
It is where musicians and composers mix with scientists and psychologists to explore uncharted musical realms.

2078
02:07:49,460 --> 02:07:59,920
We're interested in creating a kind of music that can't be created.

2079
02:08:00,920 --> 02:08:07,120
There are many things that we can have the computer do to us with the sounds that are impossible gesturally.

2080
02:08:07,300 --> 02:08:11,560
We just don't have that many fingers to control, so we can get very dense sounds.

2081
02:08:12,000 --> 02:08:17,040
We can also exploit the computer's ability to synthesize sounds that aren't acoustic in origin.

2082
02:08:17,460 --> 02:08:28,960
Through a programming language called Max, composer Edmund Campion is creating what he calls a musical environment, where the same piece will sound different every time it's played, depending on the computer's response.

2083
02:08:28,960 --> 02:08:29,620
I think I've got it.

2084
02:08:29,680 --> 02:08:30,520
I think I've got it.

2085
02:08:30,560 --> 02:08:31,460
Thank you very much, Omar.

2086
02:08:35,460 --> 02:08:49,820
It's a heavy night on the fucking middies, isn't it?

2087
02:08:50,520 --> 02:08:52,400
Heavy few weeks or years, even.

2088
02:08:52,400 --> 02:08:58,400
But at the same time, there are hundreds of triggers possible.

2089
02:08:59,080 --> 02:09:03,000
So that means that there's a great, the landscape is fairly broad.

2090
02:09:03,860 --> 02:09:07,280
Composer and jazz pianist V.J. Eyre has a different goal in mind.

2091
02:09:07,800 --> 02:09:13,220
He is studying how variations in rhythm can make the difference between a mechanical and human sound.

2092
02:09:13,980 --> 02:09:20,260
By shifting the beat slightly forward or back, he can program his drum synthesizer to play with a human-like swing.

2093
02:09:20,980 --> 02:09:23,720
It's a concept that's easier to hear than to describe.

2094
02:09:23,720 --> 02:09:35,020
A first-time visitor to Cinemat might easily be overwhelmed by the diversity of projects.

2095
02:09:35,020 --> 02:09:37,180
But there is a common ground.

2096
02:09:37,900 --> 02:09:40,980
Also, the computer is actually a unifying element.

2097
02:09:41,120 --> 02:09:47,540
It's broken down the traditional distinction between a composer, a musician, an instrument builder, and a sound designer.

2098
02:09:47,540 --> 02:09:53,980
And we usually find those are simply tasks that are taken on in different phases of a project, often by the same person.

2099
02:09:54,760 --> 02:09:57,060
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Tom Van Horn.

2100
02:10:13,220 --> 02:10:16,640
Well, the ultimate task for a computer would be to act as your music teacher.

2101
02:10:16,640 --> 02:10:17,960
It's been so lonely!

2102
02:10:19,440 --> 02:10:21,260
Thanks very much for the tip there. Thank you.

2103
02:10:21,340 --> 02:10:22,060
Music teacher.

2104
02:10:22,240 --> 02:10:29,520
And thanks to the mathematical underpinnings of music, today's PCs can actually listen to you play, tell you what you did right and what you did wrong.

2105
02:10:29,560 --> 02:10:31,640
And I guess that's the point in the Family Music Center here.

2106
02:10:32,120 --> 02:10:34,140
The computer can teach me to play the piano?

2107
02:10:34,500 --> 02:10:35,100
Yes, it can.

2108
02:10:35,200 --> 02:10:35,720
Show me how.

2109
02:10:36,160 --> 02:10:40,860
Okay. Well, what we're doing is we're actually using artificial intelligence to grade what the student is playing.

2110
02:10:41,020 --> 02:10:44,280
And we create a lesson plan on the fly to teach that student how to play music.

2111
02:10:44,280 --> 02:10:45,720
All right, so I just logged in before as a brand...

2112
02:10:45,720 --> 02:10:48,360
We've got Joe Marusak from Midisoft.

2113
02:10:48,940 --> 02:10:50,580
He's going to show us some AI.

2114
02:10:50,720 --> 02:10:51,820
User knowing nothing.

2115
02:10:52,020 --> 02:10:52,380
Exactly.

2116
02:10:52,540 --> 02:10:53,020
What do I do?

2117
02:10:53,060 --> 02:10:54,720
Look over here, it's showing us recommended pieces.

2118
02:10:55,100 --> 02:10:57,900
Let's choose go and tell Aunt Rody, which is marked as a level one.

2119
02:10:57,980 --> 02:10:59,740
Okay, so that's the baby first thing you learn.

2120
02:10:59,920 --> 02:11:03,040
Exactly. Let's go into the learn area where our actual lesson system...

2121
02:11:03,040 --> 02:11:04,720
Okay, so they're the notes I'm supposed to play.

2122
02:11:04,940 --> 02:11:06,400
Welcome to the learning area.

2123
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:09,460
Voice annotation throughout, leading us through using the product.

2124
02:11:09,860 --> 02:11:13,940
And the little hand at the bottom there is telling me how to finger this particular piece.

2125
02:11:14,060 --> 02:11:16,960
Exactly. That's our Magic Hands technology, and it's part of our analysis engine.

2126
02:11:17,020 --> 02:11:19,920
You actually have a video in here also to actually show me a real person playing it.

2127
02:11:20,100 --> 02:11:20,540
Exactly.

2128
02:11:20,640 --> 02:11:21,660
Can we take a quick look at that?

2129
02:11:21,880 --> 02:11:23,220
Go over to our demo area.

2130
02:11:29,880 --> 02:11:33,860
So this would be really useful to see how a person who knows how to play the piano

2131
02:11:33,860 --> 02:11:35,740
actually uses their hands and fingers here.

2132
02:11:36,620 --> 02:11:37,820
He's mad about the fingers.

2133
02:11:38,520 --> 02:11:39,940
And what the music ought to sound like.

2134
02:11:39,940 --> 02:11:40,200
Mm-hmm.

2135
02:11:40,940 --> 02:11:42,080
How do you finger your piece?

2136
02:11:42,080 --> 02:11:43,920
Okay, so now let's try. You meet a student here and try to play that piece,

2137
02:11:43,980 --> 02:11:46,000
and I want to see how the computer analyzes your performance.

2138
02:11:46,240 --> 02:11:48,560
Okay, let's step back into the lesson area.

2139
02:11:49,240 --> 02:11:50,320
It's actually not good at all.

2140
02:11:50,580 --> 02:11:51,740
Welcome to the learning area.

2141
02:11:51,740 --> 02:11:52,400
Not optimal.

2142
02:11:52,540 --> 02:11:53,680
For a demonstration of this.

2143
02:11:54,460 --> 02:11:55,520
Okay, we did that bit.

2144
02:11:55,620 --> 02:11:56,580
So you've got to play now, huh?

2145
02:11:56,860 --> 02:11:59,140
Okay, and again, it's prompting me with the green E to play.

2146
02:11:59,140 --> 02:12:00,460
Play the green, the night is green.

2147
02:12:03,320 --> 02:12:04,860
Well, I'd have to give you a good score for that.

2148
02:12:04,980 --> 02:12:07,060
Great. Press next to try that once more.

2149
02:12:07,120 --> 02:12:09,220
Of course, it's going to have me review that yet again.

2150
02:12:09,220 --> 02:12:10,420
Okay, now suppose you don't do it so long.

2151
02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:11,520
I mean, make an intentional mistake.

2152
02:12:11,620 --> 02:12:11,780
Okay.

2153
02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:17,820
Okay, that was clearly wrong.

2154
02:12:18,740 --> 02:12:20,480
Good work. Press next.

2155
02:12:20,480 --> 02:12:21,680
Okay, now since I've signed it.

2156
02:12:22,080 --> 02:12:23,700
So that was clearly wrong.

2157
02:12:24,160 --> 02:12:24,920
Good work.

2158
02:12:24,920 --> 02:12:26,440
She knows you're a real beginner.

2159
02:12:26,540 --> 02:12:27,760
She doesn't want to hurt your feelings right now.

2160
02:12:27,780 --> 02:12:28,300
Exactly.

2161
02:12:28,620 --> 02:12:31,600
The analysis is actually part of the artificial intelligence,

2162
02:12:31,820 --> 02:12:34,120
and depending on where you are at in using the program

2163
02:12:34,120 --> 02:12:36,560
and how much you've used the program,

2164
02:12:36,840 --> 02:12:38,440
it'll give you a different feedback based on what it is necessary.

2165
02:12:38,440 --> 02:12:39,980
All right, well, we'll keep going and do it again.

2166
02:12:40,100 --> 02:12:40,720
I mean, obviously.

2167
02:12:40,720 --> 02:13:08,280
You don't want to get away with this forever,

2168
02:13:08,280 --> 02:13:09,500
because you're going to think you're doing it right.

2169
02:13:09,500 --> 02:13:12,880
So you've got a metronome in the background now.

2170
02:13:16,660 --> 02:13:18,780
Okay, so you obviously hit one bad note there.

2171
02:13:19,580 --> 02:13:21,820
Great. Press next to try that once more.

2172
02:13:22,780 --> 02:13:27,580
Surprisingly fucking low energy and slow pace to this music episode.

2173
02:13:29,220 --> 02:13:30,720
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe.

2174
02:13:31,160 --> 02:13:32,420
You need more work on it.

2175
02:13:32,460 --> 02:13:38,840
Lovely little clip there of Stuart, if there's any fucking Stu S&M crossover fans.

2176
02:13:39,040 --> 02:13:40,900
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe.

2177
02:13:43,240 --> 02:13:44,680
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe.

2178
02:13:45,100 --> 02:13:46,620
You need more work on this section.

2179
02:13:46,620 --> 02:13:47,620
I guess so.

2180
02:13:47,620 --> 02:13:49,780
I'd slap you on the hands, Joe.

2181
02:13:49,780 --> 02:13:51,640
You need more work on this section.

2182
02:13:51,640 --> 02:13:53,020
I guess so, a little bit.

2183
02:13:53,020 --> 02:13:55,260
So she finally had enough notes over here.

2184
02:13:55,520 --> 02:13:57,080
Davey Klaassen, thank you very much.

2185
02:13:57,080 --> 02:13:58,720
I'll write her the notes that I've made mistakes on.

2186
02:13:58,720 --> 02:13:59,620
Wait for the metronome to begin.

2187
02:13:59,620 --> 02:14:02,300
And over here on the right-hand side, it's showing that pitch and rhythm.

2188
02:14:02,360 --> 02:14:03,500
So again, you're a beginner.

2189
02:14:03,500 --> 02:14:04,760
She's giving you a little bit of slack here.

2190
02:14:04,760 --> 02:14:06,760
But after a while, anybody get it right.

2191
02:14:06,760 --> 02:14:10,740
Now, what's really cool here is I can import a MIDI song.

2192
02:14:10,740 --> 02:14:15,680
And actually, it'll adapt to that and teach me how to play a song that, other than what's in the library now.

2193
02:14:15,680 --> 02:14:16,180
Exactly.

2194
02:14:16,180 --> 02:14:19,240
You can import any MIDI file and we'll create a lesson plan on the fly for it.

2195
02:14:19,240 --> 02:14:20,780
And there's a real high end to this.

2196
02:14:20,780 --> 02:14:22,040
I mean, you have a full sequencer in here.

2197
02:14:22,040 --> 02:14:24,440
So if you really get good to this, you can do a lot of the-

2198
02:14:24,440 --> 02:14:25,480
Can you show us that real quickly?

2199
02:14:25,480 --> 02:14:25,860
Sure.

2200
02:14:25,860 --> 02:14:31,360
In our Family Music Center, we also have Studio, which is a notation-based MIDI sequencer.

2201
02:14:31,360 --> 02:14:33,360
Windows 95.

2202
02:14:33,360 --> 02:14:38,360
And so when you get up to this level, you can really do the whole bit and-

2203
02:14:38,360 --> 02:14:39,360
Exactly.

2204
02:14:39,360 --> 02:14:41,360
You don't even really need to be an experienced musician to your studio.

2205
02:14:41,360 --> 02:14:43,360
What's it cost to buy this whole package with the keyboard?

2206
02:14:43,360 --> 02:14:44,360
$299 list price.

2207
02:14:44,360 --> 02:14:45,360
Not too bad.

2208
02:14:45,360 --> 02:14:46,360
Joe, thanks a lot.

2209
02:14:46,360 --> 02:14:47,360
Thank you.

2210
02:14:47,360 --> 02:14:48,360
Thanks, Joe.

2211
02:14:48,360 --> 02:14:52,360
Well, as I mentioned earlier, the internet is a very rich source of information for music fans, musicians, students.

2212
02:14:52,360 --> 02:14:57,360
Here's our webmaster, Giles Bateman, with a look at some of the music resources available on the net.

2213
02:14:57,360 --> 02:15:00,360
Lovely bit of slap bass, Seinfeldian slap bass, kind of thing.

2214
02:15:00,360 --> 02:15:01,360
Giles Bateman is after you.

2215
02:15:01,360 --> 02:15:02,360
Thanks, Stuart.

2216
02:15:02,360 --> 02:15:07,360
There are, in fact, a lot of great music resources online, depending on what exactly you're interested in.

2217
02:15:07,360 --> 02:15:08,360
Is it a shirt or is it a dress?

2218
02:15:08,360 --> 02:15:08,360
Giles Bateman is here to tell you all.

2219
02:15:08,360 --> 02:15:08,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2220
02:15:08,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2221
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2222
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2223
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2224
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2225
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2226
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2227
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2228
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2229
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2230
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:09,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2231
02:15:09,360 --> 02:15:10,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2232
02:15:10,360 --> 02:15:11,360
Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2233
02:15:11,360 --> 02:15:11,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2234
02:15:11,360 --> 02:15:12,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2235
02:15:12,360 --> 02:15:13,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2236
02:15:13,360 --> 02:15:14,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2237
02:15:14,360 --> 02:15:15,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2238
02:15:15,360 --> 02:15:16,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2239
02:15:16,360 --> 02:15:17,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2240
02:15:17,360 --> 02:15:19,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2241
02:15:19,360 --> 02:15:20,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2242
02:15:20,360 --> 02:15:21,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2243
02:15:21,360 --> 02:15:22,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2244
02:15:22,360 --> 02:15:23,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2245
02:15:23,360 --> 02:15:24,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2246
02:15:24,360 --> 02:15:25,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2247
02:15:25,360 --> 02:15:26,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2248
02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,360
Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2249
02:15:27,360 --> 02:15:27,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2250
02:15:27,360 --> 02:15:28,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2251
02:15:28,360 --> 02:15:29,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2252
02:15:29,360 --> 02:15:30,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2253
02:15:30,360 --> 02:15:31,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2254
02:15:31,360 --> 02:15:32,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2255
02:15:32,360 --> 02:15:33,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2256
02:15:33,360 --> 02:15:34,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2257
02:15:34,360 --> 02:15:35,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2258
02:15:35,360 --> 02:15:36,360
Thank you very much, Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2259
02:15:36,360 --> 02:15:37,360
Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2260
02:15:37,360 --> 02:15:38,360
Ali Bongo and Mozart.

2261
02:15:38,360 --> 02:15:40,360
They have a music and sound form here.

2262
02:15:40,360 --> 02:15:43,360
This will get you going doing music with your computer.

2263
02:15:43,360 --> 02:15:49,360
They have software libraries, links to worldwide websites, and links to music and sound

2264
02:15:49,360 --> 02:15:50,360
companies as well.

2265
02:15:50,360 --> 02:15:54,360
You may notice it happens to be the Macintosh music and sound form, but the PC music and

2266
02:15:54,360 --> 02:15:57,360
sound form, as I switch to it, you'll notice it looks exactly the same.

2267
02:15:57,360 --> 02:16:00,360
So, the only difference is it just is for the other platform.

2268
02:16:00,360 --> 02:16:02,360
Now, let's switch into Netscape.

2269
02:16:02,360 --> 02:16:07,360
And if you're a musician, then you'll want to check out YPN's page, Musicians Only, in their

2270
02:16:07,360 --> 02:16:08,360
music section.

2271
02:16:08,360 --> 02:16:11,360
I think YPN is a good place to start finding sites for a lot of different things.

2272
02:16:11,360 --> 02:16:12,360
They catalog a lot of them.

2273
02:16:12,360 --> 02:16:19,360
And here are a lot of musician sites, in some cases categorized by instruments, music schools,

2274
02:16:19,360 --> 02:16:21,360
and therapy, and electronic musicians.

2275
02:16:21,360 --> 02:16:22,360
Definitely check this out.

2276
02:16:22,360 --> 02:16:28,360
And last but not least, if you think that your favorite band does not have a page on the internet,

2277
02:16:28,360 --> 02:16:29,360
think again.

2278
02:16:29,360 --> 02:16:31,360
Definitely come check out the Ultimate Band List.

2279
02:16:31,360 --> 02:16:36,360
They will keep track of as many URLs for homepages and fanpages as they can possibly get their

2280
02:16:36,360 --> 02:16:37,360
hands on.

2281
02:16:37,360 --> 02:16:39,360
I'm in the W section now, because I'm looking for my favorite band.

2282
02:16:39,360 --> 02:16:41,360
It's called Whiskey Before Breakfast.

2283
02:16:41,360 --> 02:16:42,360
Some band names there, look, have a look at some of these.

2284
02:16:42,360 --> 02:16:43,360
Some of these.

2285
02:16:43,360 --> 02:16:44,360
Weapon of Choice.

2286
02:16:44,360 --> 02:16:45,360
The Wedding Present.

2287
02:16:45,360 --> 02:16:46,360
Not bad.

2288
02:16:46,360 --> 02:16:47,360
Thank you very much there.

2289
02:16:47,360 --> 02:16:48,360
Safri Duo Bongo Song.

2290
02:16:48,360 --> 02:16:50,360
What an absolute tune.

2291
02:16:50,360 --> 02:16:52,360
Bunny Wailer Waiting For God.

2292
02:16:52,360 --> 02:16:53,360
Ice Walsh.

2293
02:16:53,360 --> 02:16:54,360
The Wanadile.

2294
02:16:54,360 --> 02:16:55,360
James Warnock.

2295
02:16:55,360 --> 02:16:56,360
Wasp.

2296
02:16:56,360 --> 02:16:57,360
Roger Waters.

2297
02:16:57,360 --> 02:16:58,360
Thank you very much, Ethaniel.

2298
02:16:58,360 --> 02:17:00,360
Very, very kind of you, Ethan.

2299
02:17:00,360 --> 02:17:01,360
Chris Webster.

2300
02:17:01,360 --> 02:17:02,360
Weeping title.

2301
02:17:02,360 --> 02:17:03,360
Weeping title.

2302
02:17:03,360 --> 02:17:04,360
Wee-weeping title.

2303
02:17:04,360 --> 02:17:05,360
Wee-weeping title.

2304
02:17:05,360 --> 02:17:06,360
Wee-weeping title.

2305
02:17:06,360 --> 02:17:07,360
Weezer.

2306
02:17:07,360 --> 02:17:08,360
Night Boys.

2307
02:17:08,360 --> 02:17:08,360
Night Boys.

2308
02:17:08,360 --> 02:17:08,360
What a fucking band.

2309
02:17:08,360 --> 02:17:09,360
Night Boys.

2310
02:17:09,360 --> 02:17:10,360
What a fucking band.

2311
02:17:10,360 --> 02:17:11,360
Night Boys.

2312
02:17:11,360 --> 02:17:12,360
Let's have a look.

2313
02:17:12,360 --> 02:17:14,360
Just sorry, I've never heard of Night Boys before.

2314
02:17:14,360 --> 02:17:17,360
Let's see what-what kind of shit they were cranking out.

2315
02:17:17,360 --> 02:17:18,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2316
02:17:18,360 --> 02:17:19,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2317
02:17:19,360 --> 02:17:20,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2318
02:17:20,360 --> 02:17:21,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2319
02:17:21,360 --> 02:17:22,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2320
02:17:22,360 --> 02:17:23,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2321
02:17:23,360 --> 02:17:24,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2322
02:17:24,360 --> 02:17:25,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2323
02:17:25,360 --> 02:17:26,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2324
02:17:26,360 --> 02:17:27,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2325
02:17:27,360 --> 02:17:28,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2326
02:17:28,360 --> 02:17:29,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2327
02:17:29,360 --> 02:17:30,360
I'm going to be a little bit.

2328
02:17:30,360 --> 02:17:31,360
Have a look.

2329
02:17:31,360 --> 02:17:33,360
Just sorry, I've never heard of Night Boys before.

2330
02:17:33,360 --> 02:17:38,360
Let's see what-what kind of shit they were cranking out.

2331
02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:39,360
Night Boys.

2332
02:17:42,360 --> 02:17:43,360
Night Boys.

2333
02:17:44,360 --> 02:17:46,360
Is that even right, is it?

2334
02:17:47,360 --> 02:17:51,360
Night-N-I-T-E boys with an S.

2335
02:17:57,360 --> 02:17:59,360
Not even there, like.

2336
02:17:59,360 --> 02:18:00,360
Not even in the fucking list.

2337
02:18:00,360 --> 02:18:02,360
Was that even a real band?

2338
02:18:02,360 --> 02:18:03,360
Was that even a real band?

2339
02:18:06,360 --> 02:18:07,360
Wendy and the Amazing.

2340
02:18:09,360 --> 02:18:10,360
Late.

2341
02:18:12,360 --> 02:18:14,360
The Weird Lovemakers.

2342
02:18:15,360 --> 02:18:16,360
Shite Boys.

2343
02:18:16,360 --> 02:18:17,360
Thanks for the tip.

2344
02:18:20,360 --> 02:18:21,360
It's not the full name.

2345
02:18:22,360 --> 02:18:24,360
Wendy and the Amazing Night Boys.

2346
02:18:26,360 --> 02:18:27,360
The Whiskey Priests.

2347
02:18:28,360 --> 02:18:29,360
White Water.

2348
02:18:29,360 --> 02:18:29,360
White Water.

2349
02:18:29,360 --> 02:18:34,360
Some of these band names are made up.

2350
02:18:38,360 --> 02:18:39,360
Robbie Williams is after you.

2351
02:18:43,360 --> 02:18:44,360
Jerry Lynn Williams.

2352
02:18:45,360 --> 02:18:46,360
Victoria Williams.

2353
02:18:47,360 --> 02:18:49,040
before breakfast. And there they are.

2354
02:18:49,300 --> 02:18:51,100
I click on their link and I get a little bit of a

2355
02:18:51,100 --> 02:18:53,100
Celtic sounds fucking

2356
02:18:53,100 --> 02:18:55,160
dodging up. Celtic rock music

2357
02:18:55,160 --> 02:18:57,440
comes alive in Burlington, Vermont.

2358
02:18:57,600 --> 02:18:58,980
Thank you very much, Scrat Rot.

2359
02:18:59,840 --> 02:19:01,040
Curse of Whiskey

2360
02:19:01,040 --> 02:19:03,060
before breakfast. And they're

2361
02:19:03,060 --> 02:19:04,960
up to the minute presentation

2362
02:19:04,960 --> 02:19:06,960
of traditional Irish and Scottish

2363
02:19:06,960 --> 02:19:08,560
dance tunes, man.

2364
02:19:09,100 --> 02:19:10,780
Fucking savage dance tunes.

2365
02:19:11,620 --> 02:19:12,260
Melodies.

2366
02:19:13,760 --> 02:19:15,120
Hundreds of years old

2367
02:19:15,120 --> 02:19:16,980
are united with modern rhythm

2368
02:19:16,980 --> 02:19:18,980
with a modern rhythm section to yield

2369
02:19:18,980 --> 02:19:20,960
danceable fun music delivered

2370
02:19:20,960 --> 02:19:22,940
by six Vermont musicians.

2371
02:19:29,440 --> 02:19:30,940
Whiskey before breakfast

2372
02:19:30,940 --> 02:19:32,960
plays a versatile show and has

2373
02:19:32,960 --> 02:19:35,200
performed for students,

2374
02:19:35,820 --> 02:19:36,320
families,

2375
02:19:36,700 --> 02:19:38,020
and seniors.

2376
02:19:41,240 --> 02:19:43,060
To critical acclaim.

2377
02:19:43,380 --> 02:19:44,460
Well, if they're the critics,

2378
02:19:44,800 --> 02:19:46,600
that's not good. You need

2379
02:19:46,600 --> 02:19:48,460
to branch out beyond fucking

2380
02:19:48,460 --> 02:19:50,220
families and seniors, lads.

2381
02:19:51,420 --> 02:19:52,580
Venues have been

2382
02:19:52,580 --> 02:19:54,560
as diverse as marble

2383
02:19:54,560 --> 02:19:56,360
walled museum halls,

2384
02:19:57,020 --> 02:19:57,880
small clubs,

2385
02:19:58,420 --> 02:19:59,960
and blueberry fields.

2386
02:20:00,560 --> 02:20:02,560
And audiences in the Green Mountain

2387
02:20:02,560 --> 02:20:04,580
state have been pleased

2388
02:20:04,580 --> 02:20:06,680
to hear WBB

2389
02:20:06,680 --> 02:20:08,620
wherever they can

2390
02:20:08,620 --> 02:20:09,160
be found.

2391
02:20:09,800 --> 02:20:11,820
genre rock alternative folk.

2392
02:20:11,820 --> 02:20:13,220
The different websites available.

2393
02:20:13,580 --> 02:20:14,100
And then I can link

2394
02:20:14,100 --> 02:20:15,680
directly to their page.

2395
02:20:15,920 --> 02:20:16,760
Whiskey before breakfast,

2396
02:20:16,920 --> 02:20:17,460
a good band,

2397
02:20:17,600 --> 02:20:18,400
Celtic rock music,

2398
02:20:18,480 --> 02:20:19,060
as you see here.

2399
02:20:19,440 --> 02:20:20,260
Definitely look for them.

2400
02:20:20,320 --> 02:20:21,960
And hey, there's a picture of the band.

2401
02:20:22,540 --> 02:20:23,600
Crazy bit of business.

2402
02:20:25,260 --> 02:20:25,700
Crazy,

2403
02:20:25,860 --> 02:20:26,800
crazy bit of business.

2404
02:20:31,180 --> 02:20:33,320
book fast before breakfast.

2405
02:20:33,320 --> 02:20:34,520
Thanks at the tip.

2406
02:20:34,900 --> 02:20:37,240
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

2407
02:20:38,080 --> 02:20:39,140
Celtic rock.

2408
02:20:40,280 --> 02:20:42,260
Like you have never seen it before.

2409
02:20:43,560 --> 02:20:44,180
Crazy,

2410
02:20:44,420 --> 02:20:46,640
cold blind men from Vermont.

2411
02:20:48,140 --> 02:20:50,020
The bad pipe boys.

2412
02:20:53,460 --> 02:20:54,340
They were the band

2413
02:20:54,340 --> 02:20:55,560
who impressed families

2414
02:20:55,560 --> 02:20:56,420
and seniors

2415
02:20:56,420 --> 02:20:58,460
in marble line museums.

2416
02:20:59,260 --> 02:21:00,260
What were they about?

2417
02:21:01,420 --> 02:21:02,240
Who were they?

2418
02:21:03,080 --> 02:21:04,100
Why were they?

2419
02:21:06,180 --> 02:21:07,120
Join us tonight

2420
02:21:07,120 --> 02:21:08,500
at nine

2421
02:21:08,500 --> 02:21:10,400
to find out more.

2422
02:21:15,780 --> 02:21:16,660
Thanks, Giles.

2423
02:21:16,940 --> 02:21:18,080
Time now for our week.

2424
02:21:18,120 --> 02:21:18,560
weekly summary

2425
02:21:18,560 --> 02:21:19,620
of the latest internet.

2426
02:21:20,140 --> 02:21:21,180
Harsh cut, was it?

2427
02:21:21,380 --> 02:21:22,100
Thanks, Giles.

2428
02:21:22,460 --> 02:21:23,160
Evan Gilbert,

2429
02:21:23,300 --> 02:21:24,020
thank you very much.

2430
02:21:24,600 --> 02:21:25,240
Thanks, Giles.

2431
02:21:25,540 --> 02:21:26,800
Time now for our weekly.

2432
02:21:26,900 --> 02:21:28,580
Hey, there's a picture of the band.

2433
02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:30,300
Thanks, Giles.

2434
02:21:30,680 --> 02:21:32,200
Time now for our weekly summary

2435
02:21:32,200 --> 02:21:33,180
of the latest internet

2436
02:21:33,180 --> 02:21:34,260
and computer news.

2437
02:21:34,340 --> 02:21:35,040
Here's this week's

2438
02:21:35,040 --> 02:21:36,100
random access report

2439
02:21:36,100 --> 02:21:37,300
with Laurie Anderson.

2440
02:21:38,640 --> 02:21:40,320
Laurie Anderson's after you.

2441
02:21:40,320 --> 02:21:41,520
In the random access file this week,

2442
02:21:41,580 --> 02:21:42,720
IBM is trying to make

2443
02:21:42,720 --> 02:21:43,380
their computers

2444
02:21:43,380 --> 02:21:44,740
more living room friendly.

2445
02:21:44,900 --> 02:21:45,860
The company is including

2446
02:21:45,860 --> 02:21:46,900
a remote control

2447
02:21:46,900 --> 02:21:47,580
for web services.

2448
02:21:48,100 --> 02:21:49,840
Sean Kivlihan's after you.

2449
02:21:50,280 --> 02:21:51,120
Thank you very much, Sean.

2450
02:21:51,120 --> 02:21:53,140
Acer.

2451
02:21:53,140 --> 02:21:53,640
Acer.

2452
02:21:53,640 --> 02:21:55,660
The new models will use

2453
02:21:55,660 --> 02:21:58,060
either 166 or 200 MHz

2454
02:21:58,060 --> 02:21:59,040
Pentium processors

2455
02:21:59,040 --> 02:22:01,100
and feature an upgradeable

2456
02:22:01,100 --> 02:22:02,280
56K modem.

2457
02:22:02,960 --> 02:22:04,980
CD-ROM speeds continue to climb.

2458
02:22:05,100 --> 02:22:06,000
Acer has announced

2459
02:22:06,000 --> 02:22:08,260
an 18-speed CD-ROM drive

2460
02:22:08,260 --> 02:22:10,940
called the Acer Magic 616A.

2461
02:22:11,040 --> 02:22:13,200
The drive uses digital server technology.

2462
02:22:13,200 --> 02:22:15,220
It will be available this month

2463
02:22:15,220 --> 02:22:16,860
as an internal drive.

2464
02:22:17,240 --> 02:22:17,660
Acer.

2465
02:22:17,660 --> 02:22:24,260
Web TV and Hewlett Packard will now work together to provide printing capabilities to Web TV subscribers.

2466
02:22:24,260 --> 02:22:33,440
HP has agreed to supply an application programming interface for printing from the online service and drivers for its printer products.

2467
02:22:33,440 --> 02:22:39,240
If you receive an email message with the subject reading, you've got to read this, don't.

2468
02:22:39,240 --> 02:22:47,600
Virus experts McAfee Associates says a new macro virus called ShareFun.a is being spread through this email attachment.

2469
02:22:48,120 --> 02:22:53,920
If Microsoft Word is launched to read the attached file, your Word documents will be affected.

2470
02:22:53,920 --> 02:23:03,920
If you use Microsoft Mail, the virus finds three random people in your mail list to automatically send the message to, thus spreading the virus.

2471
02:23:03,920 --> 02:23:06,720
Microtest has created a new...

2472
02:23:06,720 --> 02:23:07,720
Sounds like a blast.

2473
02:23:07,720 --> 02:23:18,520
...of interest to home and business users, Web Etc. allows up to 20 network users to access the Internet at the same time through one phone line using one modem.

2474
02:23:18,520 --> 02:23:24,420
It also allows home users to link up an extra computer for simultaneous Internet access.

2475
02:23:25,080 --> 02:23:30,020
It is compatible with all web browsers, email packages, and newsgroup readers.

2476
02:23:30,980 --> 02:23:33,320
And finally, tax time is upon us.

2477
02:23:33,400 --> 02:23:40,500
If you don't have a favorite tax prep program, check out the SecureTax website to prepare your returns free of charge.

2478
02:23:40,500 --> 02:23:42,300
Thanks, Colbert. Thank you very much.

2479
02:23:42,300 --> 02:23:46,300
The site gets their money if you use the application to print or electronically file your return.

2480
02:23:46,840 --> 02:23:49,720
MCINET customers can e-file for free.

2481
02:23:50,080 --> 02:23:52,400
That's it for this week's news. Back to you, Stuart.

2482
02:23:53,140 --> 02:23:54,740
Now for my pick of the week.

2483
02:23:55,120 --> 02:23:57,900
Form usually follows function when it comes to technology.

2484
02:23:58,060 --> 02:24:01,920
Somebody comes up with new things to do, then somebody else eventually designs an appliance

2485
02:24:01,920 --> 02:24:03,820
that incorporates that new functionality.

2486
02:24:03,820 --> 02:24:04,780
Lemon parity. Thank you very much.

2487
02:24:04,780 --> 02:24:07,100
The focus on computing these days is clearly on communication.

2488
02:24:07,100 --> 02:24:10,420
I wonder if his pick of the week is going to be a fucking shit pick of the week.

2489
02:24:10,520 --> 02:24:11,620
Remember Disc Tracy?

2490
02:24:12,140 --> 02:24:14,220
That was one of my favorite picks of the week everywhere.

2491
02:24:14,320 --> 02:24:15,420
He just slagged it off.

2492
02:24:16,120 --> 02:24:17,760
Tobes. Thank you very much, Tobes.

2493
02:24:17,820 --> 02:24:20,520
...e-mail, faxes, voicemail, paging, etc.

2494
02:24:21,020 --> 02:24:23,720
So most of us have collected quite a few pieces of hardware.

2495
02:24:23,900 --> 02:24:27,780
Modems, telephones, pagers, fax machines, answering machines, and so on.

2496
02:24:27,980 --> 02:24:34,280
But now a company called Global Village has come up with one simple little appliance that packages all that functionality together.

2497
02:24:34,560 --> 02:24:36,000
This is the Teleport.

2498
02:24:36,100 --> 02:24:38,900
It's a very sleek little desktop unit that is...

2499
02:24:38,900 --> 02:24:40,520
And look at the little fucking...

2500
02:24:40,520 --> 02:24:41,320
It's like a little...

2501
02:24:41,320 --> 02:24:42,640
A little swan.

2502
02:24:42,760 --> 02:24:48,940
His arm is like a little swan in a fucking little body of water just going over to some tech.

2503
02:24:49,500 --> 02:24:50,300
And just going...

2504
02:24:50,300 --> 02:24:59,920
That's not the noise a swan makes, but look at that arm posture there from Stu.

2505
02:24:59,920 --> 02:25:00,580
...together.

2506
02:25:01,120 --> 02:25:03,180
This is the Teleport.

2507
02:25:03,280 --> 02:25:03,880
It's...

2508
02:25:03,880 --> 02:25:09,220
It's like a little Mallard look.

2509
02:25:15,080 --> 02:25:16,600
We go in there.

2510
02:25:16,600 --> 02:25:20,640
Look at those...

2511
02:25:20,640 --> 02:25:23,460
The fingernails are really well-kempt.

2512
02:25:28,900 --> 02:25:30,340
You'll feed him some bread.

2513
02:25:30,900 --> 02:25:32,780
Feed the swan some bread, Timothy.

2514
02:25:32,780 --> 02:25:32,920
...together.

2515
02:25:37,920 --> 02:25:41,480
...a fax machine and a voicemail system.

2516
02:25:41,940 --> 02:25:48,300
The Teleport comes with software called Focal Point, which really does act as the focal point for all your electronic communications.

2517
02:25:48,720 --> 02:25:52,120
You can check for voicemail, faxes, or email all from one screen.

2518
02:25:52,400 --> 02:25:56,900
You can make outgoing calls, go right to your address book without having to click to another application.

2519
02:25:57,240 --> 02:26:01,060
You can gather all your email from several addresses in one central inbox.

2520
02:26:01,060 --> 02:26:02,060
In box.

2521
02:26:02,060 --> 02:26:04,560
And you can even program this thing to page you when you have new messages.

2522
02:26:04,560 --> 02:26:04,560
In box.

2523
02:26:04,560 --> 02:26:15,500
The Teleport also lets you make digital recordings of your phone conversations, and it can automatically tell whether an incoming call is voice or fax, so you can do all your business communications with one phone line.

2524
02:26:15,500 --> 02:26:18,400
It's the Teleport from Global Village Communications.

2525
02:26:19,120 --> 02:26:21,020
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

2526
02:26:21,180 --> 02:26:23,840
We'll be back here again next week with more of the best in hardware, software, and the internet.

2527
02:26:23,840 --> 02:26:25,940
It was nice as good as I thought it was going to be.

2528
02:26:26,000 --> 02:26:27,460
Brian Coney, thank you very much.

2529
02:26:28,000 --> 02:26:31,000
And also Just for Men, thank you very, very much.

2530
02:26:31,900 --> 02:26:32,880
I'm Stuart Shaffei.

2531
02:26:32,880 --> 02:26:33,900
We'll see you here next time.

2532
02:26:33,900 --> 02:26:34,200
We'll see you next time.

2533
02:26:34,200 --> 02:26:38,440
Stuart's hair, whether or not he's dying it at this stage.

2534
02:26:38,580 --> 02:26:40,620
Who cares? He can do what he wants.

2535
02:26:41,760 --> 02:26:43,200
He can do what he wants.

2536
02:26:45,280 --> 02:26:48,100
That's Pro One Software for young adults.

2537
02:26:48,500 --> 02:26:51,880
And by Upside, the business magazine for the technology elite.

2538
02:26:53,240 --> 02:26:56,580
Technology elite. Check out the speed typings there.

2539
02:26:56,580 --> 02:26:59,960
Please ask for tapes by show number and title.

2540
02:27:00,580 --> 02:27:03,480
And for more help in keeping up with the fast-changing world of personal computing,

2541
02:27:03,900 --> 02:27:04,820
order the Shafey letter.

2542
02:27:05,100 --> 02:27:08,280
I want to get some Shafey letter PDFs.

2543
02:27:09,040 --> 02:27:10,680
Each month, Stuart writes in detail about...

2544
02:27:10,680 --> 02:27:19,760
$32.50 for 10 issues of the Shafey letter, which included such little tidbits as this.

2545
02:27:19,860 --> 02:27:22,620
Cyber tips, more than five... more than five...

2546
02:27:22,620 --> 02:27:23,780
And you can read it in his voice.

2547
02:27:23,780 --> 02:27:28,280
More than 5 million people signed up for online mailing.

2548
02:27:28,600 --> 02:27:31,340
For now more than 40 million internet users.

2549
02:27:32,080 --> 02:27:33,440
Works plugged into the internet.

2550
02:27:33,600 --> 02:27:37,440
See, I only... I am only getting a snippet here.

2551
02:27:37,520 --> 02:27:39,100
I want to see the whole fucking shebang.

2552
02:27:39,480 --> 02:27:40,500
The whole Shafang.

2553
02:27:40,580 --> 02:27:44,380
...chronicles and includes his commentaries on the technology that directly affects...

2554
02:27:44,380 --> 02:27:47,160
They used to be called football windows.

2555
02:27:47,580 --> 02:27:48,660
Football widows.

2556
02:27:49,260 --> 02:27:50,480
How you use your computer.

2557
02:27:50,980 --> 02:27:51,380
For a videotape...

2558
02:27:51,380 --> 02:27:53,260
Look, alert of the month.

2559
02:27:53,260 --> 02:27:55,880
For a subscription to the Shafey letter, call 1-800...

2560
02:27:55,880 --> 02:27:57,880
How you use your computer.

2561
02:27:58,280 --> 02:27:58,780
Alert of the month.

2562
02:27:58,780 --> 02:27:59,380
Alert of the month.

2563
02:27:59,380 --> 02:28:02,320
I have come across several probable something...

2564
02:28:02,320 --> 02:28:05,020
Microsoft DOS winter fix it option.

2565
02:28:05,820 --> 02:28:06,920
I need to see it.

2566
02:28:07,120 --> 02:28:10,840
Like, you know, it needs to be seen to be believed and to be experienced.

2567
02:28:11,620 --> 02:28:13,080
JD, thank you very much.

2568
02:28:13,620 --> 02:28:15,200
Classic Kornhauser.

2569
02:28:15,200 --> 02:28:20,160
For a videotape or a subscription to the Shafey letter, call 1-800-916-PC-TV.

2570
02:28:20,700 --> 02:28:21,200
The Shafey letter.

2571
02:28:21,200 --> 02:28:21,560
Beat tight.

2572
02:28:21,620 --> 02:28:23,200
Your solution to information overload.

2573
02:28:23,200 --> 02:28:53,180
...and you can see it.

2574
02:28:53,180 --> 02:28:55,180
...and you can see it.

2575
02:28:55,180 --> 02:28:55,180
...and you can see it.

2576
02:28:55,180 --> 02:28:56,180
...and you can see it.

2577
02:28:56,180 --> 02:28:57,180
...and you can see it.

2578
02:28:57,180 --> 02:28:58,180
...and you can see it.

2579
02:28:58,180 --> 02:28:59,180
...and you can see it.

2580
02:28:59,180 --> 02:29:01,040
Beautiful stuff.

2581
02:29:01,460 --> 02:29:03,280
A real fucking symphony of sounds.

2582
02:29:03,920 --> 02:29:05,040
Buy or upgrade.

2583
02:29:05,360 --> 02:29:07,340
This is an auto-suggested episode.

2584
02:29:07,540 --> 02:29:08,520
I'm willing to not.

2585
02:29:08,620 --> 02:29:10,960
I'm willing to throw a fucking chance on it.

2586
02:29:11,540 --> 02:29:12,240
I'm willing to not.

2587
02:29:12,320 --> 02:29:16,100
I'm willing to fucking backtrack and look for something that could be juicier.

2588
02:29:16,620 --> 02:29:19,180
But we don't know until we know.

2589
02:29:19,440 --> 02:29:20,080
That's the thing.

2590
02:29:20,280 --> 02:29:21,500
Could be a sleeper hit.

2591
02:29:21,500 --> 02:29:24,200
Could be a Shafey classic.

2592
02:29:25,540 --> 02:29:28,960
You know, we're just pissing in the wind looking for new stuff.

2593
02:29:34,720 --> 02:29:36,540
It's starting very strong.

2594
02:29:36,800 --> 02:29:38,120
It's starting really strong.

2595
02:29:42,260 --> 02:29:43,100
Go on.

2596
02:29:43,500 --> 02:29:45,340
This is an extended intro.

2597
02:29:45,960 --> 02:29:46,600
Have you heard this?

2598
02:29:46,880 --> 02:29:48,260
It's really building me up.

2599
02:29:48,260 --> 02:29:49,260
...dum...

2600
02:29:49,260 --> 02:29:50,260
...dum...

2601
02:29:50,260 --> 02:29:50,840
...dum...

2602
02:29:50,840 --> 02:29:51,260
...dum...

2603
02:29:51,260 --> 02:29:51,840
...dum...

2604
02:29:51,840 --> 02:29:52,840
...dum...

2605
02:29:52,840 --> 02:29:54,840
...dum...

2606
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:54,840
...dum...

2607
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:54,840
...dum...

2608
02:29:54,840 --> 02:29:55,720
...dum...

2609
02:29:55,720 --> 02:29:55,840
...dum...

2610
02:29:55,840 --> 02:29:58,040
...waiting for the fucking big drop to kick in.

2611
02:29:58,340 --> 02:29:59,560
To smack me in the face.

2612
02:29:59,620 --> 02:30:00,680
It's not even here yet.

2613
02:30:04,180 --> 02:30:04,920
Go on.

2614
02:30:04,920 --> 02:30:05,700
Go on.

2615
02:30:05,920 --> 02:30:06,420
Go on.

2616
02:30:06,420 --> 02:30:06,920
Yeah!

2617
02:30:07,380 --> 02:30:07,700
Open!

2618
02:30:09,480 --> 02:30:09,960
Open!

2619
02:30:10,380 --> 02:30:11,160
Right on open.

2620
02:30:11,260 --> 02:30:13,100
Once that energy clicks at it, it's a fucking...

2621
02:30:13,100 --> 02:30:34,540
This week on the Computer Chronicles, should you buy a new computer or can you upgrade your current PC?

2622
02:30:35,100 --> 02:30:39,800
We'll show you the basics for doing an upgrade on your CPU, your memory, and your hard drive.

2623
02:30:39,800 --> 02:31:04,660
We'll look at the buy new alternative and some of the things you just can't get with an upgrade. Own a laptop? Well, you can upgrade that too. We'll show you how. And if you decide to buy a new PC, what do you do with your old one? We'll give you some advice on getting rid of an old, outdated computer. On NetNews, you'll find out where to shop for used PCs, and on my pick of the week, a neat new package that lets you easily put snapshots and family photos in your computer.

2624
02:31:04,660 --> 02:31:10,100
It's family photos, is it? Thank you very much, giant gay shtex.

2625
02:31:10,240 --> 02:31:14,080
...your computer. All this and more coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

2626
02:31:14,300 --> 02:31:18,180
Just Stuart's brother there going into the fucking mixer.

2627
02:31:18,420 --> 02:31:26,160
...all this and that lets you easily put snapshots and family photos into your computer. All this and more coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

2628
02:31:26,660 --> 02:31:35,920
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers.

2629
02:31:36,300 --> 02:31:38,100
Developing PCs for business.

2630
02:31:40,300 --> 02:31:45,360
Check out this. Someone's going to do a 3, 2, 1, and an action coming up here.

2631
02:31:45,580 --> 02:31:46,660
And the...

2632
02:31:47,400 --> 02:31:52,980
I don't know what, is it a man or a woman there? I'm not sure. It doesn't matter anyway, but it's a... it's some rig out.

2633
02:31:52,980 --> 02:31:58,040
It's the blue baseball cap ponytail expressway.

2634
02:31:59,320 --> 02:32:04,920
With a combination fucking denim short, blue sweater combination pack.

2635
02:32:04,920 --> 02:32:25,500
And it's a double tier desk today. It's a double tier desk with a man. What the fuck's going on there? Look, is that something out of Silent Hill? Like just half a torso and a pair of legs going into the computer. Maybe that's a new piece of technology. It's the computer woman.

2636
02:32:25,500 --> 02:32:50,460
Get yourself a computer woman. A computer babe. All the functionality of a Pentium machine up top. With everything you love about the bottom. And what's going on over here? I don't even know if that's Stu, is it? Who's this guy? Let's see how this fucking progresses.

2637
02:32:50,460 --> 02:33:11,680
Hey, go figure. The computer chronicles... Pat the processors, thank you very much. ...is also made possible by the Software Publishers Association. Providers of educational materials to help manage software. Don't copy that floppy.

2638
02:33:14,300 --> 02:33:16,360
Hi, and welcome to the computer... Hi.

2639
02:33:16,720 --> 02:33:17,500
...that floppy.

2640
02:33:20,060 --> 02:33:27,560
Hi, and welcome to the computer. Does anybody know how if I press the back button there, that brings me back... Don't copy that floppy.

2641
02:33:28,460 --> 02:33:35,720
...that brings me back five seconds. I'd like a one second incremental... Back button.

2642
02:33:38,680 --> 02:33:44,860
Sorry about that. Does anybody know that? Is it even possible? Is it even possible?

2643
02:33:46,860 --> 02:33:56,860
Comma and... Comma and... Comma and... And full stop, Ephraim. Are only frame by frame. I'm looking for a one second increment.

2644
02:34:00,700 --> 02:34:17,400
YouTube premium. I don't know about that. Everyone's wearing the same trousers. It's... It is a common theme, you have to admit, in computer chronicles. It's either people in shorts, or it is a fucking chino world. It's just a chino world, and you're living in it.

2645
02:34:18,460 --> 02:34:20,200
Hi, and welcome to the computer...

2646
02:34:20,200 --> 02:34:32,700
Kansas City. Thank you very much. For Chronicles, I'm Stuart Shiffey. This computer stuff can really drive you nuts. No sooner do you plunk down a few thousand bucks for a new computer, when a newer box comes along with all new bells and whistles... Newer box?

2647
02:34:32,700 --> 02:34:39,700
...that you wish your PC had. What to do? Should you buy a new computer, or can you upgrade your current computer? Newer box?

2648
02:34:39,700 --> 02:34:47,700
Start with the upgrade option, and some advice from Paul Schindler. Thank you, Stuart. All right, first of all, what machine is really upgradeable? How good does it have to be?

2649
02:34:47,700 --> 02:35:01,700
Fucking hell, what happened to Paul, man? What happened to Paul Schindler? He used to be Bowtie Billy. He used to have John Virgo fucking style, suits going. Fucking... Is that Paul Schindler? Have I got that right? Have I got that wrong?

2650
02:35:01,700 --> 02:35:05,700
Start with the upgrade option, and some advice from Paul Schindler. Welcome.

2651
02:35:05,700 --> 02:35:12,240
fucking is and he's kind of got like uh he's gone for a different cut up top it's a space

2652
02:35:12,240 --> 02:35:22,100
a real space sheath it's a it's a briar it's a real fucking brown briar a winter warmer it's a

2653
02:35:22,100 --> 02:35:30,580
real fucking autumnal heavy lifter it's a brain shifter it's a fucking funky mess

2654
02:35:30,580 --> 02:35:36,080
but it does the trick it does the job i think there might have been something taken

2655
02:35:36,080 --> 02:35:43,800
it's just not the pot is it's not something's not right this is like that changeling movie when

2656
02:35:43,800 --> 02:35:48,500
she gets her son back and she knows it's not her son what did they do with the real

2657
02:35:48,500 --> 02:35:57,380
schindler and why is he fucking really shilling for microsoft windows this is something happened here

2658
02:35:57,380 --> 02:36:06,280
did gates get a hold of schindler and fucking program him or something he's running dos he's

2659
02:36:06,280 --> 02:36:12,900
running dos box at the moment he used to be a pentium 2 fucking seller on but he's something's

2660
02:36:12,900 --> 02:36:18,120
gone on thank you stewart all right first of all what it doesn't have the glint in the eye

2661
02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:23,600
machine is really upgradable how good does it have to be to still be worth upgrading well if you have a

2662
02:36:23,600 --> 02:36:34,640
386 33 or less any 386 any 286 lollipop guild another thing windows magazine 33 or

2663
02:36:34,640 --> 02:36:42,660
big time he was never windows magazine before or less any 386 any 286 forget it forget it too old

2664
02:36:42,660 --> 02:36:49,020
don't bother you no wanku shefe thank you very much in kansas city thank you very much the internal

2665
02:36:49,020 --> 02:36:53,320
superstructure infrastructure just doesn't really have the i o and the bus stuff to support that's

2666
02:36:53,320 --> 02:37:01,600
exactly right so what you need is at least a 486 dx 33 that's a 46 dx chip with a 33 megahertz clock

2667
02:37:01,600 --> 02:37:06,780
or higher if you have one of those then it's worth trying to go up to the next clock speed or to the

2668
02:37:06,780 --> 02:37:12,540
pentium chip i happen to have just such a computer here all right and on on snake moore thank you very

2669
02:37:12,540 --> 02:37:18,200
much thank you very mad to see the chino trousers with the blue shirt keep up the good work i'm gonna

2670
02:37:18,200 --> 02:37:25,980
get a pair of chino trousers and a blue shirt tomorrow that's and that's a fucking promise and a fact the next

2671
02:37:25,980 --> 02:37:32,460
time we're watching this i'm gonna be dressed exactly the way this stream was meant to be intended

2672
02:37:32,460 --> 02:37:40,080
but uh look at stew here we got a badass over here something's not right about fucking uh schindler

2673
02:37:40,080 --> 02:37:46,960
here he's lost the used to be a plucky jokey kind of fella and it's kind of sad actually i hope he's okay

2674
02:37:46,960 --> 02:37:53,540
i hope everything's okay look at the combination of the you always kept it going thank you very much clone

2675
02:37:53,540 --> 02:38:03,260
and the things i need i guess if i'm going to upgrade a faster processor more ram bigger hard

2676
02:38:03,260 --> 02:38:07,740
drive that's right so let's go through those three things and let's start with a cpu can i go out if

2677
02:38:07,740 --> 02:38:14,900
the proof is in the pudding the power is in the applications bottom by a 100 megahertz 486 or a

2678
02:38:14,900 --> 02:38:19,700
pentium processor and just replace the chip yes you can schindler's eyes thank you for the tip yes

2679
02:38:19,700 --> 02:38:28,520
is paul wearing eyeliner have the fat cat tech gurus got to him and we can actually zoom in and see

2680
02:38:28,520 --> 02:38:36,100
there that they've got a point schindler's eyes there is an element of guyliner this is before

2681
02:38:36,100 --> 02:38:45,740
eyeliner for guys was marketed as guyliner but it's gone very dark there dark scenario hopefully

2682
02:38:45,740 --> 02:38:50,300
everything is okay and this is just a phase

2683
02:38:50,300 --> 02:38:58,440
if you can get at it and if you have the right kind of chip in your current machine

2684
02:38:58,440 --> 02:39:02,140
we're going to pull this power supply out it's very well engineered machine easy to get at it

2685
02:39:02,140 --> 02:39:06,880
the processor chip is always easy to identify because it's the largest chip on the board

2686
02:39:06,880 --> 02:39:14,520
some great finger work going on there some real chip touchers a real pair of chip touchers these guys

2687
02:39:14,520 --> 02:39:23,300
they have been fucking touching chips motherboards circuitries fucking processors graphics cards tuning

2688
02:39:23,300 --> 02:39:31,180
chips and a bit of a situation here that wasn't dealt with it needs to be dealt with but it's this is

2689
02:39:31,180 --> 02:39:39,280
95 we're looking at this is fucking 20 it's nearly 2023 now you know who would have thought now schindler

2690
02:39:39,280 --> 02:39:48,140
never knew that we would have been looking at this 30 40 years later it's just a shame that it had to come

2691
02:39:48,140 --> 02:39:57,060
to this stew i mean chin shind sorry and you can do the chip replacement yourself if your current processor chip

2692
02:39:57,060 --> 02:40:04,940
is in what's called a zero insertion force or zip socket now what that means is it's set up to make it easy for

2693
02:40:04,940 --> 02:40:11,960
anybody to put the chip in and out a zip socket has chip your real name zip no it's not one of these levers on the

2694
02:40:11,960 --> 02:40:17,440
side you pull this lever which you're not a chip are you no i'm not takes the pressure off the pins

2695
02:40:17,440 --> 02:40:26,820
it takes the pressure off the pins and we've got a lovely fucking sovereign and it's uh

2696
02:40:26,820 --> 02:40:34,840
schindler has managed to keep some of his assets and that is a sovereign ring with a picture of a horse

2697
02:40:34,840 --> 02:40:40,420
on it i think hopefully we can get more on that when we do get it but i mean at the moment just seems

2698
02:40:40,420 --> 02:40:46,740
to be a small detail that we can't quite clearly make out but i think it's coming

2699
02:40:46,740 --> 02:40:53,520
i think it's gonna happen we just need that knuckle to sink down a millimeter and we can really get to

2700
02:40:53,520 --> 02:40:58,700
grips with what he's got what kind of bling he's packing on those digits and we're not gonna see it

2701
02:40:58,700 --> 02:41:07,140
the camera's panning up guys could be fucking nasty ah the shot has changed the stew clasping onto a

2702
02:41:07,140 --> 02:41:12,400
fucking heat sink and it's a shame about ray it's the pressure off the pins

2703
02:41:12,400 --> 02:41:17,460
it takes the pressure off the pins so i'm not gonna damage

2704
02:41:17,460 --> 02:41:24,000
kindler's bling you're not gonna damage the pins you just you lift this chip off you take your new chip

2705
02:41:24,000 --> 02:41:29,520
spindler's fist and uh by the way you know there's four ways you could put it down here but only in

2706
02:41:29,520 --> 02:41:44,800
only only in one way will the chip just drop in place you push the lever back down you have a new

2707
02:41:44,800 --> 02:41:49,740
processor and my machine wow what a fucking little action there as well check out this for an action

2708
02:41:49,740 --> 02:41:55,980
right here chip just drop in place you push the lever back down you have a new processor and my

2709
02:41:55,980 --> 02:41:59,980
machine will recognize the new process recognize the new processor operate at the new clock speed i need

2710
02:41:59,980 --> 02:42:07,100
more ram i bought windows 95 they're telling me 16 megabytes how that's wow that is pretty easy to do

2711
02:42:07,100 --> 02:42:11,900
it's going to cost you about three hundred dollars for eight megabytes roughly and you can do it if

2712
02:42:11,900 --> 02:42:18,060
your current memory comes in one of these single inline memory modules or sims if it's soldered to

2713
02:42:18,060 --> 02:42:22,620
the board you can't change it so you you get one of these sims by the way notice that there's a one on one

2714
02:42:22,620 --> 02:42:28,220
side and a 72 on the other side you match that to the board you put it straight in there's some pins here

2715
02:42:28,220 --> 02:42:33,660
you have to push out if it's hard to push the memory in you're doing it wrong and start over once again will

2716
02:42:33,660 --> 02:42:38,300
my computer recognize the memory right away or do i have to set it in most cases it will uh if you have

2717
02:42:38,300 --> 02:42:43,820
any problems you get out the documentation and you might have to change a jumper on a on a on the board

2718
02:42:43,820 --> 02:42:48,540
uh if you can't find your documentation if you call the vendor they'll help you do it okay next i've got

2719
02:42:48,540 --> 02:42:53,900
this crummy 250 megabyte hard drive and of course i'm already out of space because i loaded windows 95.

2720
02:42:53,900 --> 02:42:59,020
i need a gigabyte or something like that is it easy to put a new hard drive in it depends on how your machine

2721
02:42:59,020 --> 02:43:03,740
not a nail biter uh says kelly there in the chat and that's good as well because that is an indication

2722
02:43:03,740 --> 02:43:09,100
that there wasn't much stress going on as i'm worried that it's not the same fucking

2723
02:43:10,540 --> 02:43:16,860
oscar or uh paul that we knew back in the day he used to have this big smile that's the one thing we

2724
02:43:16,860 --> 02:43:23,500
always knew about oscar schindler was his smile everyone always said he's got this cheeky chappy way about

2725
02:43:23,500 --> 02:43:30,620
him where he's dispensed to the smile is dispensed with the bull tie but he's still got his nails

2726
02:43:30,620 --> 02:43:35,500
is engineered now this one that we got this is quite easy because you can just kind of lift this guy out

2727
02:43:36,060 --> 02:43:41,420
and i've got i guess these are sort of expansion things exactly this is for power and this is for

2728
02:43:41,420 --> 02:43:46,220
electronics if these are already in place out of the ring i still can't see what's on it just follow the

2729
02:43:46,220 --> 02:43:54,060
manufacturer's directions if you don't find empty sockets like this it's just on the plus by the ring

2730
02:43:54,060 --> 02:44:03,020
there i think it is a horse's head or a dragon or something it's like this then it's best to let a

2731
02:44:03,020 --> 02:44:07,820
professional handle that installation okay last question what would it cost me to do all this to

2732
02:44:07,820 --> 02:44:14,460
buy a new cpu more memory new hard drive where am i uh it would cost you about 900 and at that point if

2733
02:44:14,460 --> 02:44:19,260
you have to do one of the three or two of the three it makes sense to upgrade if you have to do all

2734
02:44:19,260 --> 02:44:25,420
three for 1200 you can get a better machine fully integrated where someone else has done all the work

2735
02:44:25,420 --> 02:44:29,180
so i would say if you have to do all three you might as well get a new machine all right last point if

2736
02:44:29,180 --> 02:44:33,500
you could do any of this stuff take the plug out right uh that's right take the plug out touch a piece

2737
02:44:33,500 --> 02:44:39,500
of metal to discharge any stuff all right thanks very much okay now i feel bad for him there that the way

2738
02:44:39,500 --> 02:44:44,040
he looks down at the end as well that's right take the plug out touch a piece of metal to discharge any stuff all right thanks very much

2739
02:44:44,760 --> 02:44:48,120
just the uh feels like it's gone you know

2740
02:44:52,520 --> 02:44:57,800
hope he's all right okay now if you do want to buy a new machine let's take a look at the buy new alternative

2741
02:44:57,800 --> 02:45:03,000
this is matt egan from circuit city but i do love the way the guest sits there you want to buy new for

2742
02:45:03,000 --> 02:45:08,280
for eternity for the rest of the look at the buy new alternative there he is in the background another

2743
02:45:09,320 --> 02:45:14,760
kind of sad shot there of the shind meister the shin pad himself

2744
02:45:16,440 --> 02:45:21,320
just waiting for the camera for the for the floor manager to come out and say

2745
02:45:23,000 --> 02:45:28,840
you can go now this is matt egan from circuit city you guys sell lots and lots of computers quite a few

2746
02:45:28,840 --> 02:45:34,120
the key thing is we looked at what paul just showed us i can upgrade i can spend maybe 900 1200 bucks

2747
02:45:34,120 --> 02:45:39,160
what can't i get from upgrading what are the neat new things on a new pc like this system that i'm not

2748
02:45:39,160 --> 02:45:42,920
going to get through an upgrade well there's a lot of new things that have come out recently lovely

2749
02:45:42,920 --> 02:45:51,400
fucking vertices there it's it's very fucking flat ground it's flattened out it's a real

2750
02:45:51,400 --> 02:46:02,200
fucking el capitan free solo alex honnold would find it hard if alex honnold was shrunk down

2751
02:46:03,080 --> 02:46:10,600
a la inner space to fucking free range up that mountain pass

2752
02:46:12,360 --> 02:46:20,040
maybe a great idea for a fucking movie inner space reboot with alex honnold and uh he has to fucking

2753
02:46:21,960 --> 02:46:26,920
you know get up the back of this lad's head or who knows um for example there are infrared proof of

2754
02:46:26,920 --> 02:46:31,960
concept in this stream anyway if you see it you know you know where where it came from first for the

2755
02:46:31,960 --> 02:46:37,400
units the new windows 95 compatible keyboards with quick buttons that allow you to open programs on

2756
02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:42,200
the fly artist thank you very much mouse at all okay now speaking of win 95 i mean that's one thing i get

2757
02:46:42,200 --> 02:46:47,560
i'll have win 95 probably pre-installed exactly plus lots of other software right show me for example

2758
02:46:47,560 --> 02:46:52,360
what would i get on this nec system well for example with this nec system right out of the box you've got

2759
02:46:52,360 --> 02:46:58,840
all your software pre-loaded including such titles as microsoft publisher microsoft incarta microsoft bob

2760
02:46:59,400 --> 02:47:03,160
what the is microsoft bob never heard of that at all

2761
02:47:06,040 --> 02:47:12,200
anybody in the chat know what that is or is it a fucking is it a cod microsoft cod

2762
02:47:14,040 --> 02:47:20,280
everybody works works which is word processing spreadsheet programs a lot of online services from

2763
02:47:20,280 --> 02:47:26,440
america online to compu serve and you got quick enough that's not the paper clip is it the paper clip was

2764
02:47:26,440 --> 02:47:33,320
just a fucking prick that that was in word he didn't have his own program or name i don't think

2765
02:47:34,840 --> 02:47:40,440
probably clippy his name was probably clippy or something something like that on there quick and

2766
02:47:40,440 --> 02:47:47,560
on there as well uh so why not right out of the box you're ready to go right out the box watching the box

2767
02:47:48,120 --> 02:47:54,120
yeah you don't need to do any real setup all right now microsoft box there's lots of new neat things in

2768
02:47:54,120 --> 02:47:59,240
these machines for instance this nec is really uh an answering machine isn't it exactly it's an answering

2769
02:47:59,240 --> 02:48:04,440
machine a telephone a fax machine basically it's an office in one box can you show me that interface

2770
02:48:04,440 --> 02:48:11,800
real quick sure let me show the interface for office in a box that's what you have that thing wow check out

2771
02:48:11,800 --> 02:48:17,320
that program offig can show lonely

2772
02:48:17,320 --> 02:48:30,040
look at this man offig na shafei mid midi soft media works classic hi-fi combination

2773
02:48:31,160 --> 02:48:34,440
and an anaconda g rumination

2774
02:48:37,400 --> 02:48:43,960
oh no it's it's it's not coming through now i've changed the fucking art changed the audio to come

2775
02:48:43,960 --> 02:48:53,000
through so i could play the these tunes now the anaconda g limited edition sting is a thing thank

2776
02:48:53,000 --> 02:49:00,600
you very much whichever anaconda g sorry it's the control for your phone fax so i just click on those

2777
02:49:00,600 --> 02:49:04,840
little things on my desk and that's what i could do exactly so if you wanted to run the speakerphone

2778
02:49:04,840 --> 02:49:11,000
you'd click on the speakerphone fax answer machine they're all represented by an icon on the desktop now

2779
02:49:11,000 --> 02:49:18,280
what's your maz your maz ooh thank you your maz really cool about this machine is it comes with

2780
02:49:18,280 --> 02:49:24,040
something that looks like my tv remote control and how do i use a remote control with a pc let me just

2781
02:49:24,040 --> 02:49:28,120
go through the parts of this what do all these buttons up here do well up on the top you have the controls

2782
02:49:28,120 --> 02:49:36,200
you like offices you like boxes well you're gonna love the office box and they work just like your home cd so

2783
02:49:36,200 --> 02:49:40,600
if you want to play a cd skip to another track or anything like that you just simply press the button

2784
02:49:40,600 --> 02:49:44,920
so i really have a home stereo here which i'm going to run by remote control exactly okay and these buttons

2785
02:49:44,920 --> 02:49:49,160
over here now this looks like a telephone keypad they are a telephone keypad you have a telephone

2786
02:49:49,160 --> 02:49:53,240
built into the system so you can make a phone call from across the room using your remote control

2787
02:49:54,360 --> 02:49:59,400
there's nothing easier than sitting around watching tv and making a phone call and it has an answering

2788
02:49:59,400 --> 02:50:06,360
machine built in right and these are the what an and i mean californians are known for their ands being

2789
02:50:06,360 --> 02:50:15,400
strained to the fucking maximum and you know bill fucking gates or uh thieve jobs was a real

2790
02:50:15,400 --> 02:50:25,480
fucking devil for the and but listen to stew's kind of macho bit more of a deeper uh depth and timber to

2791
02:50:25,480 --> 02:50:35,800
it and then sitting around watching tv and making a phone call and it and more of a fucking bruce buffer

2792
02:50:35,800 --> 02:50:42,840
about to uh introduce a fighter thanks very much microsoft cod uh there's nothing easier than sitting

2793
02:50:42,840 --> 02:50:52,200
around watching tv and making a phone call and it and coming up in the fucking pc computer chronicles

2794
02:50:52,200 --> 02:50:57,880
corner answering machine it's an nec answering machine built in right and these are the i guess

2795
02:50:57,880 --> 02:51:02,520
around watching tv and making a phone call and it has an answering machine built in right and these are

2796
02:51:02,520 --> 02:51:06,760
the i guess from the phone icon the answering machine controls exactly you can play back your messages

2797
02:51:06,760 --> 02:51:12,040
rewind delete anything that you can do on your regular answering machine you can do now via remote control

2798
02:51:12,040 --> 02:51:16,600
okay finally i guess if i go out and buy this thing from you guys or wherever i buy it i get a

2799
02:51:16,600 --> 02:51:21,240
manufacturer's warranty and i don't have to worry that i screwed up my machine exactly most manufacturers

2800
02:51:21,240 --> 02:51:26,440
warranty you can get anywhere from steward's face there at the end when he's warranty and i don't have

2801
02:51:26,440 --> 02:51:33,880
to worry that i screwed up my machine exactly from happy here we go the the moods of stew the kind of convivial

2802
02:51:33,880 --> 02:51:41,800
happy inviting amenable stew and then the pressing kind of i'm worried give me the answer now please

2803
02:51:42,360 --> 02:51:51,160
stew just there that last one there like oh he's uh he could have done stage work even though we don't know

2804
02:51:51,160 --> 02:51:59,640
of any fucking stage work that he's done he was a tv he studied law he was a lawyer then he went from

2805
02:51:59,640 --> 02:52:06,760
that into tv doing news reports and then he went into tech and he fucking hit it big he did the computer

2806
02:52:06,760 --> 02:52:11,560
chronicles man he's the base of computers exactly most manufacturers warranty you can get them anywhere

2807
02:52:11,560 --> 02:52:16,280
from one year to some manufacturers are offering three years uh plus a lot of different retailers

2808
02:52:16,280 --> 02:52:24,200
were awful things awful thing daniel d stew offer objects like extended service policy along those

2809
02:52:24,200 --> 02:52:29,000
lines and what would a system like this this is a pendium 100 system this is a penny and 100. this

2810
02:52:29,000 --> 02:52:34,120
particular system would cost you about two b do you can start off though with systems from about twelve

2811
02:52:34,120 --> 02:52:38,040
hundred dollars to around twenty five hundred dollars that are just a little bit lower than this one is

2812
02:52:38,040 --> 02:52:44,280
all right matt thanks a lot lovely whip snap there whip snap ending with the all right matt as well

2813
02:52:45,240 --> 02:52:57,240
i wonder if could we look at this whip uh just to be handy now to see uh would really fucking put the

2814
02:52:57,240 --> 02:53:05,480
cherry on the sundae if we had a whip crack sound effect for stew's whip backs

2815
02:53:07,560 --> 02:53:10,680
and no we fucking don't we really don't

2816
02:53:15,000 --> 02:53:21,400
no that's a that's a whistle that's a whistle all right now everyone doesn't need a whiz bang pentium

2817
02:53:21,400 --> 02:53:27,400
or power pc to do their work for many of us especially students all you need is a vanilla pc that can do

2818
02:53:27,400 --> 02:53:33,160
your word processing and get you online if that's you you can save a lot of money by dropping by your

2819
02:53:33,160 --> 02:53:41,480
local used computer store on a typical day at backyard computer computer computer services in concord complete

2820
02:53:41,480 --> 02:53:47,880
sales and service of computers monitors and printers in concord california you will see equipment coming in

2821
02:53:47,880 --> 02:53:58,280
and going out some really nice fucking details there look at that tower and check this out

2822
02:53:59,720 --> 02:54:09,080
monitor repair flat rate 14 inch 65 dollars 75 to 15 125 big ones for a 20 inch

2823
02:54:10,200 --> 02:54:14,600
and if it's left if you're left if you're left you're fucking monitor in over 30 days they'll sell it

2824
02:54:15,800 --> 02:54:20,840
some of the computers are here for repair other machines were rescued from factories and warehouses

2825
02:54:20,840 --> 02:54:26,920
given a second chance at a useful life by going to component level fixing components inside equipment

2826
02:54:28,600 --> 02:54:32,920
we have the ability to repair equipment to this spiral mid sanus

2827
02:54:36,520 --> 02:54:46,680
fucking spiral the dragon man he's in the backyard tonight yeah mid sanus any fucking spirographs with you

2828
02:54:48,120 --> 02:54:53,720
stores can't and by doing that we're able to spiral with the pliers out back

2829
02:54:54,520 --> 02:55:00,920
the byproducts that other people are not willing to buy which gives them market for the used computers

2830
02:55:00,920 --> 02:55:07,000
fix them up and for someone with a low probably spiro probably is greek yes sorry about that budget

2831
02:55:07,000 --> 02:55:12,840
a student a family that just doesn't have the money to outlay a thousand or two thousand dollars for a

2832
02:55:12,840 --> 02:55:18,360
computer we are able because of our expertise here to provide a computer substantially less than that

2833
02:55:18,360 --> 02:55:23,720
manufacturers find it cheaper to store defective hardware or sell it as scrap because the cost of

2834
02:55:23,720 --> 02:55:27,560
shipping it back to its country of origin may exceed its replacement value

2835
02:55:38,920 --> 02:55:43,880
tonight at nine on dispatches spyro the dragon's mate

2836
02:55:46,600 --> 02:55:48,280
gyro the dragoon

2837
02:56:05,880 --> 02:56:11,560
it's replacement value this shop's owner claims that 80 percent of that hardware is easily repaired and

2838
02:56:11,560 --> 02:56:17,480
recycled and for many low-end users the machines are more than adequate well for example you've never

2839
02:56:17,480 --> 02:56:25,080
had a computer something billy bob thorntonish about the uh spiral it's a real fucking thornton-esque

2840
02:56:25,080 --> 02:56:32,360
silhouette and a real sweet deal of a shirt as well pure fucking check mark charlie

2841
02:56:33,720 --> 02:56:42,840
a real fucking winner before in your life you have a sweet tv dinner you better believe he's gonna fix up

2842
02:56:42,840 --> 02:56:50,280
your fucking monitor fast no idea what's going on do you really need a pentium 90 or a pentium 100

2843
02:56:50,280 --> 02:56:54,920
you want to learn the basics so you're going to take a few classes at the college the local college

2844
02:56:54,920 --> 02:57:01,880
you could get by with a 386 while you're going to school to learn the basics as you get better then you

2845
02:57:01,880 --> 02:57:06,840
have the ability to get on the larger machines and see if you really want a computer by settling for

2846
02:57:06,840 --> 02:57:12,440
a recycled machine even a high school student can own his own pc something most teenagers just dream

2847
02:57:12,440 --> 02:57:19,560
about they usually can't afford it it's uh pretty expensive to buy a computer most people just use

2848
02:57:19,560 --> 02:57:27,720
you know if they have a parent that has a computer they use their parents computer super bowl 759 8759

2849
02:57:28,360 --> 02:57:42,360
yeah you'd be surprised that you can get a pretty good computer for cheap for the computer

2850
02:57:42,360 --> 02:57:47,340
*Digital f*ck*

2851
02:57:47,340 --> 02:58:16,040
For the Computer Chronicle, I'm Giles Bateman.

2852
02:58:16,040 --> 02:58:46,020
For the Computer Chronicle, I'm Giles Bateman.

2853
02:58:46,020 --> 02:58:50,120
These two high-quality, hardwareistic fucking laptops.

2854
02:58:50,720 --> 02:58:52,740
Never seen the like of them in my lifetime.

2855
02:58:53,860 --> 02:58:55,180
Unbelievable stuff altogether.

2856
02:58:55,340 --> 02:58:56,120
What the hell are they?

2857
02:58:56,400 --> 02:58:58,020
Are they just like fucking...

2858
02:58:59,440 --> 02:59:01,300
They're not mass market.

2859
02:59:01,380 --> 02:59:03,580
They're not like on sale to the public, sure.

2860
02:59:03,660 --> 02:59:03,780
They're not.

2861
02:59:03,820 --> 02:59:05,020
I've never seen anything like that.

2862
02:59:06,780 --> 02:59:09,240
Well, what if you have an old laptop computer?

2863
02:59:09,400 --> 02:59:13,220
No nice little discreet sockets and slots to swap things out in?

2864
02:59:13,880 --> 02:59:16,400
Fucking slot swappers coming right up here.

2865
02:59:16,440 --> 02:59:18,180
Well, you can upgrade a laptop, too.

2866
02:59:18,260 --> 02:59:21,160
That's one of the specialties of a company called Corporate Upgrades.

2867
02:59:21,280 --> 02:59:22,920
Andrew is here from Corporate Upgrades.

2868
02:59:23,040 --> 02:59:23,580
Welcome, Andrew.

2869
02:59:24,260 --> 02:59:24,820
All right, let's...

2870
02:59:24,820 --> 02:59:29,540
Andrew, very fucking subdued reception to Stu there.

2871
02:59:30,040 --> 02:59:35,540
And we've just got word there from Artesian that these guys that we're seeing right here

2872
02:59:35,540 --> 02:59:39,160
are actually two giant Nintendo DSs.

2873
02:59:40,440 --> 02:59:41,560
Crazy bit of business.

2874
02:59:42,960 --> 02:59:45,720
Well, what if you have an old laptop computer?

2875
02:59:45,880 --> 02:59:47,280
No nice little discreet...

2876
02:59:47,280 --> 02:59:48,720
Laptop computer.

2877
02:59:48,920 --> 02:59:51,240
...tockets and slots to swap things out in?

2878
02:59:51,560 --> 02:59:53,660
Well, you can upgrade a laptop, too.

2879
02:59:53,740 --> 02:59:56,600
That's one of the specialties of a company called Corporate Upgrades.

2880
02:59:56,760 --> 02:59:58,400
Andrew is here from Corporate Upgrades.

2881
02:59:58,500 --> 02:59:59,040
Welcome, Andrew.

2882
02:59:59,660 --> 03:00:01,600
All right, let's say this is my old laptop.

2883
03:00:01,800 --> 03:00:03,340
This is a Compaq LTE.

2884
03:00:03,600 --> 03:00:05,580
It's a 386 20 megahertz machine.

2885
03:00:05,760 --> 03:00:07,800
It has a teeny 60 megabyte hard drive.

2886
03:00:07,800 --> 03:00:11,160
I bought it four years ago and paid almost $5,000 for it.

2887
03:00:11,340 --> 03:00:12,820
And I don't want to throw it out now.

2888
03:00:12,820 --> 03:00:17,460
Can I take it to guys like you and you can...

2889
03:00:17,460 --> 03:00:20,060
$5,000?

2890
03:00:23,260 --> 03:00:25,420
...has a teeny 60 megabyte hard drive.

2891
03:00:25,820 --> 03:00:28,760
I bought it four years ago and paid almost $5,000 for it.

2892
03:00:28,880 --> 03:00:30,300
And I don't want to throw it out now.

2893
03:00:30,680 --> 03:00:34,640
Can I take it to guys like you and you can upgrade this thing for me and make it useful now?

2894
03:00:34,940 --> 03:00:35,720
Yeah, we sure can.

2895
03:00:36,080 --> 03:00:37,380
What we can do with these machines...

2896
03:00:37,380 --> 03:00:38,800
Andrew, git.

2897
03:00:38,800 --> 03:00:41,900
We can replace the CPU with a 486 SLC2.

2898
03:00:41,920 --> 03:00:42,600
Yeah, we sure can.

2899
03:00:42,600 --> 03:00:44,240
What we can do with these machines...

2900
03:00:44,240 --> 03:00:47,240
We can replace the CPU with a 486 SLC2.

2901
03:00:47,240 --> 03:00:49,840
A clock doubled CPU from IBM.

2902
03:00:49,840 --> 03:00:53,040
And the hard drives anything up to 1.3 gigabytes.

2903
03:00:53,040 --> 03:00:55,200
All right, so this is the insides of this Compaq.

2904
03:00:55,200 --> 03:00:56,200
And just show me now...

2905
03:00:56,200 --> 03:00:57,960
Now this is the CPU over here?

2906
03:00:57,960 --> 03:00:58,940
Yeah, that's correct.

2907
03:00:58,940 --> 03:01:01,840
All right, and I obviously am not going to pluck that thing out myself.

2908
03:01:01,840 --> 03:01:02,640
So what do you do?

2909
03:01:02,640 --> 03:01:04,100
Well, those are soldered on the boards.

2910
03:01:04,100 --> 03:01:07,380
What we have to do is we use specialized surface mount equipment.

2911
03:01:07,380 --> 03:01:10,200
We'll remove the chip and replace it with a 486.

2912
03:01:10,200 --> 03:01:10,900
Soldered onto the board.

2913
03:01:10,900 --> 03:01:12,000
Chip your real name, git.

2914
03:01:12,100 --> 03:01:14,200
...board and supply any additional...

2915
03:01:14,200 --> 03:01:15,540
Is git your real name, chip?

2916
03:01:15,540 --> 03:01:16,320
...circuitry around it.

2917
03:01:16,320 --> 03:01:16,780
No, it's not.

2918
03:01:16,920 --> 03:01:17,860
Required to make it run.

2919
03:01:17,860 --> 03:01:21,420
And this is the hard drive over here, and you would swap that thing out too?

2920
03:01:21,420 --> 03:01:21,920
Exactly.

2921
03:01:21,920 --> 03:01:26,060
And there's some BIOS limitations we have to get around in many cases, but that's what we do.

2922
03:01:26,120 --> 03:01:29,940
Okay, so the machine over here on your right has the upgrades in it.

2923
03:01:29,980 --> 03:01:32,220
Can we run a kind of little A-B test right now?

2924
03:01:32,480 --> 03:01:35,180
And we've set these things up to launch two write documents.

2925
03:01:35,560 --> 03:01:40,580
So start both machines at the same time, and let's see how much performance improvement I got out of this machine.

2926
03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:41,140
Okay.

2927
03:01:42,700 --> 03:01:44,260
So we're launching Windows.

2928
03:01:45,620 --> 03:01:49,440
I love this, when they do the speed tests on the two boys.

2929
03:01:50,140 --> 03:01:52,020
See how fast one is against the other.

2930
03:01:52,300 --> 03:01:54,840
It's a fucking real exciting bit of programming.

2931
03:01:55,660 --> 03:01:57,240
So we're launching Windows.

2932
03:01:57,500 --> 03:01:57,840
Boom.

2933
03:01:58,540 --> 03:01:59,760
Much faster on the left.

2934
03:02:00,640 --> 03:02:04,120
Okay, and now this guy actually lit up first for some reason.

2935
03:02:05,320 --> 03:02:05,460
Right?

2936
03:02:05,720 --> 03:02:06,620
Yeah, it seemed to.

2937
03:02:06,840 --> 03:02:07,760
But actually it's...

2938
03:02:07,760 --> 03:02:09,000
The one on the right is going faster.

2939
03:02:09,120 --> 03:02:10,720
The machine is certainly moving a lot faster now.

2940
03:02:10,740 --> 03:02:10,940
Yeah.

2941
03:02:12,920 --> 03:02:14,900
And the fact is, it's done.

2942
03:02:15,340 --> 03:02:15,680
Wow.

2943
03:02:15,860 --> 03:02:18,740
And this machine is still cranking, cranking, cranking.

2944
03:02:19,000 --> 03:02:19,320
Wow.

2945
03:02:20,380 --> 03:02:22,560
And there's a big performance difference there already.

2946
03:02:23,840 --> 03:02:27,200
And you multiply this out by working all day long, and there's a big difference.

2947
03:02:27,620 --> 03:02:31,240
All right, so what we have done now is new CPU, new hard drive.

2948
03:02:32,060 --> 03:02:32,280
Okay.

2949
03:02:33,600 --> 03:02:37,640
The hard drive is important not only because it's bigger, but because it's faster also, right?

2950
03:02:37,640 --> 03:02:39,240
That's part of why we saw this difference here.

2951
03:02:39,520 --> 03:02:39,900
Exactly.

2952
03:02:39,960 --> 03:02:40,980
That'll make a large difference.

2953
03:02:40,980 --> 03:02:45,180
Even with a hard drive upgrade alone, sometimes you'll see up to a 50% increase in performance.

2954
03:02:45,580 --> 03:02:47,200
All right, now let's take a look at clock speed.

2955
03:02:47,320 --> 03:02:53,360
Can you run a couple of benchmark things running Norton here so we can actually see what the difference in CPU performance is?

2956
03:02:54,180 --> 03:02:56,160
And tell me what you're doing as you do it there.

2957
03:02:56,160 --> 03:02:59,260
Okay, we're just going to exit Windows here and run Norton.

2958
03:03:00,140 --> 03:03:00,420
Norton.

2959
03:03:03,980 --> 03:03:06,280
And this will be to look at CPU speed?

2960
03:03:06,480 --> 03:03:08,440
Yeah, we'll do a comparison of the CPU speed.

2961
03:03:08,940 --> 03:03:13,880
And as you see on the left, we're running an index of 16.7 for this 20 megahertz machine.

2962
03:03:14,020 --> 03:03:20,160
If you go to the right, we have 57.9, which is an increase of about three and a half to four times almost.

2963
03:03:20,360 --> 03:03:20,520
Yeah.

2964
03:03:20,780 --> 03:03:24,500
All right, now what would it cost me to upgrade this machine with just what we did here?

2965
03:03:24,500 --> 03:03:29,980
Going from a 60 meg to a 340 meg hard drive, going from a 3 to 620 to a 40, 640.

2966
03:03:30,280 --> 03:03:37,160
This particular upgrade runs for $890, but we have packages anywhere between 500 and up to 1,000, depending on the drive size.

2967
03:03:37,160 --> 03:03:43,040
All right, now some of the newer laptops have modular design, which might allow me to do some of this work myself, right?

2968
03:03:43,120 --> 03:03:44,120
I mean, you have an example of one.

2969
03:03:44,120 --> 03:03:46,620
We're going to just fucking power through this for a minute.

2970
03:03:46,820 --> 03:03:47,960
Okay, so there's hope even if I have an old laptop.

2971
03:03:48,180 --> 03:03:48,860
Yeah, all right.

2972
03:03:49,280 --> 03:03:50,120
All right, suppose you...

2973
03:03:50,120 --> 03:03:51,500
That was a shit segment.

2974
03:03:51,880 --> 03:03:53,880
That was fucking rubbish, man.

2975
03:03:53,960 --> 03:03:55,480
There was nothing in that at all.

2976
03:03:57,140 --> 03:03:57,360
Yeah.

2977
03:03:57,960 --> 03:04:00,120
Okay, so there's hope even if I have an old laptop.

2978
03:04:00,300 --> 03:04:01,020
Yeah, all right.

2979
03:04:01,420 --> 03:04:04,160
All right, suppose you do decide to buy a new computer.

2980
03:04:04,300 --> 03:04:05,400
What do you do with the old one?

2981
03:04:05,400 --> 03:04:07,220
It's probably not worth very much.

2982
03:04:07,640 --> 03:04:09,600
One good idea is to give it away.

2983
03:04:10,000 --> 03:04:11,880
Donate it to a non-profit organization.

2984
03:04:12,320 --> 03:04:15,260
There are benefits for the organization and for you.

2985
03:04:16,220 --> 03:04:17,420
Get shit! Go!

2986
03:04:17,540 --> 03:04:21,360
Children at the Mission Daycare Center in San Francisco have full schedules.

2987
03:04:21,720 --> 03:04:22,560
It's not going to be great.

2988
03:04:22,660 --> 03:04:23,360
It's going to be boring.

2989
03:04:24,180 --> 03:04:25,960
We have me, uh, they can't show edge.

2990
03:04:26,140 --> 03:04:26,660
They just have sex.

2991
03:04:26,840 --> 03:04:27,400
Just like, oh.

2992
03:04:28,060 --> 03:04:30,680
We've looked at upgrades so far.

2993
03:04:30,780 --> 03:04:32,520
We focused on the heavy-duty stuff.

2994
03:04:32,640 --> 03:04:33,640
CPU, RAM, hard drive.

2995
03:04:33,640 --> 03:04:35,460
Thank you very, very much.

2996
03:04:35,880 --> 03:04:40,040
But for many computer users, the most likely upgrade is simply a sound card.

2997
03:04:40,380 --> 03:04:44,580
You don't have to be afraid to open up your computer and install an add-on card.

2998
03:04:44,640 --> 03:04:45,580
It's very easy to do.

2999
03:04:45,960 --> 03:04:48,020
Kim Frederico is with us from Creative Labs.

3000
03:04:48,140 --> 03:04:50,740
This is, I guess, your best-selling sound card right now.

3001
03:04:51,100 --> 03:04:52,040
First of all, what's on this?

3002
03:04:52,040 --> 03:04:53,760
What is it, a sound blaster, is it?

3003
03:04:53,760 --> 03:04:54,800
What kind of sound do we get?

3004
03:04:55,000 --> 03:05:04,080
This is a 16-bit CD-quality audio card, which uses a technology called FM synthesis to play back the music that comes out of your PC.

3005
03:05:04,560 --> 03:05:06,480
What is it, a sound blaster, is it?

3006
03:05:06,700 --> 03:05:14,880
All right, and if I have no sound card whatsoever, I buy one of these things, I just take it, I open up my computer, and just stick it in one of those expansion slots like that, right?

3007
03:05:15,000 --> 03:05:15,500
That's correct.

3008
03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:16,460
It's very simple.

3009
03:05:16,900 --> 03:05:23,460
All of our cards now are plug-and-play compatible, which means that they're as easy as possible for the average end user to install.

3010
03:05:23,460 --> 03:05:24,540
All right, now suppose-

3011
03:05:24,540 --> 03:05:26,380
What is it, a sound blaster, is it?

3012
03:05:26,420 --> 03:05:31,500
Suppose I already own this sound card, the fact is I can upgrade the sound card now, can't I?

3013
03:05:31,740 --> 03:05:32,400
That's correct.

3014
03:05:32,700 --> 03:05:37,460
We have a daughter card, which we call Wave Blaster 2, which connects to-

3015
03:05:37,460 --> 03:05:39,560
What is it, a wave blaster, is it?

3016
03:05:39,560 --> 03:05:43,500
An existing 16-bit sound card like this via this connector here.

3017
03:05:44,120 --> 03:05:50,120
All right, so if I could take this card, and I just buy this little add-on thing, and just plug it right over there onto the basic sound card, right?

3018
03:05:50,240 --> 03:05:57,080
That's right, and now all of a sudden you have a 16-bit sound card with the full wavetable synthesis for the best quality of music.

3019
03:05:57,620 --> 03:05:58,680
Fucking wavetable.

3020
03:05:58,840 --> 03:06:04,540
Okay, suppose I don't have any sound card again, and I obviously don't want to buy this one and have to upgrade.

3021
03:06:04,640 --> 03:06:06,320
I want to buy the best kind of sound card there is.

3022
03:06:06,360 --> 03:06:07,160
That's that one over there.

3023
03:06:07,460 --> 03:06:09,460
Then we go to our top-of-the-line card.

3024
03:06:10,120 --> 03:06:12,260
What is it, a sound blaster, is it?

3025
03:06:12,340 --> 03:06:13,280
Sound blaster AW-

3026
03:06:13,280 --> 03:06:14,160
What is it?

3027
03:06:14,160 --> 03:06:17,840
And it combines the 16-bit CD quality-

3028
03:06:17,840 --> 03:06:19,500
Size of that fucking beast.

3029
03:06:19,500 --> 03:06:25,060
You'd need a fairly nimble pair of mitts to fucking slot that into your fucking hole.

3030
03:06:25,640 --> 03:06:26,840
And I tell you something else.

3031
03:06:27,220 --> 03:06:30,000
You don't want to fucking touch up the processors on it.

3032
03:06:30,060 --> 03:06:31,280
You might get them fingered.

3033
03:06:31,820 --> 03:06:33,500
That way you damage it.

3034
03:06:37,780 --> 03:06:38,740
Sound blaster.

3035
03:06:38,740 --> 03:06:41,080
The audio with wavetable synthesis.

3036
03:06:41,520 --> 03:06:44,940
You can do special effects like reverb and chorus all on this one card.

3037
03:06:45,080 --> 03:06:46,740
Senor Chugger.

3038
03:06:46,740 --> 03:06:47,860
Thank you very much.

3039
03:06:47,860 --> 03:06:52,420
Have you heard Spiral Mitzana's Italo disco album?

3040
03:06:52,420 --> 03:06:55,960
I have not, but it sounds like it'd be a fucking dream wave.

3041
03:06:56,520 --> 03:06:58,980
I'd love to get my fucking wavetable out for that.

3042
03:06:59,540 --> 03:07:00,900
Sonic fucking boom.

3043
03:07:01,420 --> 03:07:01,660
All right.

3044
03:07:01,660 --> 03:07:06,100
Can we do a little kind of A-B audio demonstration here so that we can tell the difference?

3045
03:07:06,200 --> 03:07:11,000
What is the difference in the sound of the FM synthesis you talked about and the newer wave synthesis?

3046
03:07:11,260 --> 03:07:11,440
Right.

3047
03:07:11,700 --> 03:07:18,900
You'll hear in the FM synthesis that since the sounds are computer generated, they're somewhat artificial sounding.

3048
03:07:19,760 --> 03:07:19,960
All right.

3049
03:07:19,960 --> 03:07:22,100
So this is the first example of the FM synthesis.

3050
03:07:27,040 --> 03:07:27,480
Wow.

3051
03:07:27,660 --> 03:07:31,020
And describe now what is the weakness in this sound.

3052
03:07:31,120 --> 03:07:33,960
Well, it's very hard to distinguish what the instruments are.

3053
03:07:34,080 --> 03:07:35,640
They all sound a little artificial.

3054
03:07:36,060 --> 03:07:36,580
It's unbelievable.

3055
03:07:37,480 --> 03:07:40,840
It's very difficult to know whether there's a horn playing here or what.

3056
03:07:40,960 --> 03:07:41,600
Let's hold a second.

3057
03:07:41,740 --> 03:07:41,900
Listen.

3058
03:07:44,040 --> 03:07:44,480
Okay.

3059
03:07:44,580 --> 03:07:48,600
So jump over now to the new sound card and use the wave synthesis.

3060
03:07:48,600 --> 03:07:49,600
Okay.

3061
03:07:50,820 --> 03:07:52,060
I'll be playing the same piece.

3062
03:07:52,400 --> 03:07:57,620
And since wave synthesis is using real sampled instrument sounds, real piano sounds, real horn sounds,

3063
03:07:57,920 --> 03:07:59,640
the sound playback is much richer.

3064
03:08:00,440 --> 03:08:00,960
Okay.

3065
03:08:01,020 --> 03:08:01,600
So let's listen.

3066
03:08:07,140 --> 03:08:08,720
And here it's a richer sound.

3067
03:08:08,880 --> 03:08:10,260
The instruments are more distinct.

3068
03:08:10,540 --> 03:08:11,780
There's sort of a wider range.

3069
03:08:13,800 --> 03:08:14,280
Wow.

3070
03:08:15,820 --> 03:08:17,320
It sounds so regal.

3071
03:08:17,400 --> 03:08:18,080
What's the difference in the technique?

3072
03:08:18,200 --> 03:08:19,980
It's really, it's really regal.

3073
03:08:20,300 --> 03:08:22,000
It's really fucking impressive.

3074
03:08:22,280 --> 03:08:23,300
It's the difference.

3075
03:08:23,940 --> 03:08:24,980
It's nice and day.

3076
03:08:24,980 --> 03:08:32,120
The technology here is wave is sampled sounds as opposed to sort of digitally, artificially created sounds.

3077
03:08:32,220 --> 03:08:32,880
That's correct.

3078
03:08:33,060 --> 03:08:38,920
Since we do have the real sampled instruments on the card in memory, and that's what's used when it's played back,

3079
03:08:39,040 --> 03:08:44,420
it sounds very realistic, a full orchestral experience while you're playing your multimedia application.

3080
03:08:44,420 --> 03:08:46,200
And does it matter?

3081
03:08:46,200 --> 03:08:46,200
It really does.

3082
03:08:46,200 --> 03:08:46,200
It really does.

3083
03:08:46,200 --> 03:08:50,300
It really does, I guess, if you're buying any one of the new CD-ROM games, which are full of rich sound,

3084
03:08:50,420 --> 03:08:52,720
you're not going to get it unless you've got a good sound card.

3085
03:08:52,800 --> 03:08:53,420
This is the best.

3086
03:08:53,500 --> 03:08:55,280
This is the way to go for the best experience.

3087
03:08:55,460 --> 03:08:56,400
All right, Kim, thanks a lot.

3088
03:08:56,880 --> 03:08:57,340
Thanks, Kim.

3089
03:08:57,340 --> 03:09:02,460
If you're not too fussy and you have a limited budget, but you still want to move up to a more powerful computer,

3090
03:09:02,920 --> 03:09:05,220
you might want to shop around for a used PC.

3091
03:09:05,660 --> 03:09:07,940
And one of the best places to do that is online.

3092
03:09:08,500 --> 03:09:10,820
Giles is up next with some tips on how to do it.

3093
03:09:11,700 --> 03:09:15,180
Giles is coming, and this time he's wearing a shirt.

3094
03:09:15,220 --> 03:09:17,000
It is a question I dream about every day.

3095
03:09:17,080 --> 03:09:21,380
Now, if you find yourself in a similar situation, you may want to check out the website for NECX Direct.

3096
03:09:21,520 --> 03:09:24,060
Now, as you see here, they've got only 20,000...

3097
03:09:24,060 --> 03:09:25,300
Sound blaster.

3098
03:09:25,580 --> 03:09:26,300
Thank you very much.

3099
03:09:26,360 --> 03:09:27,920
Don't go fingering your processor.

3100
03:09:28,480 --> 03:09:29,940
...and computer products.

3101
03:09:30,080 --> 03:09:30,480
I'm kidding.

3102
03:09:30,560 --> 03:09:31,200
That's an awful lot.

3103
03:09:31,360 --> 03:09:35,060
But if you go to any one of these buttons down here, these are the different categories of products you can buy.

3104
03:09:35,400 --> 03:09:37,240
Cards and boards, multimedia hardware.

3105
03:09:37,780 --> 03:09:40,320
And right now, I'm going to check out RAM and CPU upgrades.

3106
03:09:40,680 --> 03:09:43,840
Now, they give me memory options and processor-upgraded options.

3107
03:09:44,180 --> 03:09:45,020
That's what I want to do.

3108
03:09:45,360 --> 03:09:49,500
So all of a sudden, I bring up a list of manufacturers that NECX Direct carries.

3109
03:09:49,740 --> 03:09:53,540
And from here, I can scroll through, pick a different model, pick a different upgrade,

3110
03:09:53,700 --> 03:09:56,240
and actually order the thing I want online.

3111
03:09:56,240 --> 03:09:59,220
And if I'm a member of their Buyer's Club, I get a special discount.

3112
03:09:59,720 --> 03:10:02,520
Now, the other thing you might want to check out is on your online service.

3113
03:10:02,620 --> 03:10:05,220
Now, we're looking at America Online, but it doesn't have to be America Online.

3114
03:10:05,220 --> 03:10:08,180
It could be CompuServe, it could be E-World.

3115
03:10:08,760 --> 03:10:12,960
But anyway, if you go, E-World, jump, whatever the thing is, to classifieds,

3116
03:10:13,180 --> 03:10:19,140
you will come to an area where members of that particular online service can buy and sell their particular goods that they have.

3117
03:10:19,720 --> 03:10:20,620
Say, I want to...

3118
03:10:20,620 --> 03:10:23,340
I'm thinking about going to a Power Mac, so I'll go to the Macintosh Trading Board.

3119
03:10:23,800 --> 03:10:24,160
So I'm not...

3120
03:10:24,160 --> 03:10:25,900
What the fuck is this lad on about?

3121
03:10:25,960 --> 03:10:27,180
He's going too fast.

3122
03:10:27,440 --> 03:10:28,940
And there's zero charisma.

3123
03:10:29,580 --> 03:10:31,580
I don't understand what he's showing us.

3124
03:10:31,580 --> 03:10:35,380
I want to check out the used Power Macs, and then I may find some prices in...

3125
03:10:35,380 --> 03:10:36,100
Oh, it's online.

3126
03:10:36,200 --> 03:10:38,040
This is the internet before it was fucking...

3127
03:10:39,720 --> 03:10:44,800
Watchable, before it had a front end, before it had a fucking graphical user interface.

3128
03:10:44,960 --> 03:10:47,240
I mean, I know that's what that is, but I mean, look at it.

3129
03:10:48,120 --> 03:10:49,800
Very fucking hard to navigate.

3130
03:10:50,120 --> 03:10:50,480
Boring.

3131
03:10:50,980 --> 03:10:53,360
Doesn't really grab you or anything like that.

3132
03:10:53,400 --> 03:10:53,960
It's a list.

3133
03:10:54,100 --> 03:10:55,080
Just loads of lists.

3134
03:10:55,080 --> 03:10:59,260
And here, as I scroll through, that are a lot better than the prices I find on the street.

3135
03:10:59,620 --> 03:11:00,140
No pictures.

3136
03:11:00,560 --> 03:11:04,560
And I may decide that it's better to actually buy the machine I need than to add an upgrade to my existing machine.

3137
03:11:05,240 --> 03:11:09,240
Now it's time for our weekly summary of what's new in the field of personal computing.

3138
03:11:09,360 --> 03:11:12,980
Let's go to Studio E for this week's computer news with Lori.

3139
03:11:13,540 --> 03:11:26,180
In the random access file this week, just 16 months after buying out WordPerfect, Novell says it will sell most of its new acquisition, along with other parts of its application software business.

3140
03:11:26,580 --> 03:11:32,620
The Associated Press reports that Novell plans to concentrate on its networking and communications products.

3141
03:11:33,280 --> 03:11:37,860
Power Computing announced a new line of fast Mac clones called the Power Wave.

3142
03:11:38,240 --> 03:11:45,680
These computers feature the new 604 PowerPC processor, with models running from 120 to 150 megahertz.

3143
03:11:46,200 --> 03:11:49,800
Microsoft played host to a gathering of Windows game programmers.

3144
03:11:50,360 --> 03:11:54,780
The session featured more than 75 games and one unusual game character.

3145
03:11:54,780 --> 03:11:57,540
Check out the fucking games world there, Gamesville.

3146
03:11:58,560 --> 03:12:00,060
Was it a LAN party, was it?

3147
03:12:01,680 --> 03:12:06,580
The session featured more than 75 games and one unusual game character.

3148
03:12:07,700 --> 03:12:09,640
You might wonder what I'm doing here.

3149
03:12:11,220 --> 03:12:12,800
Doing here.

3150
03:12:13,660 --> 03:12:23,800
It's another, it's a Super Bowl 75989 Expressway Bill Gates Limited Edition Bowlville.

3151
03:12:24,880 --> 03:12:30,080
Salad Bowl, soup bowl, whatever fucking bowl you want it to be.

3152
03:12:30,080 --> 03:12:31,600
Gates Bowl.

3153
03:12:31,600 --> 03:12:34,060
He's in Doom as well.

3154
03:12:34,060 --> 03:12:35,820
It's a crazy little bit of business.

3155
03:12:36,500 --> 03:12:39,240
Even got his fucking little icon down there.

3156
03:12:40,100 --> 03:12:40,740
Beautiful.

3157
03:12:42,580 --> 03:12:43,580
Really is.

3158
03:12:44,700 --> 03:12:47,100
Check out the circumference of the bowl though.

3159
03:12:47,440 --> 03:12:50,620
It's actually a wider diameter than his skull.

3160
03:12:52,100 --> 03:12:53,680
There's his cheekbones there.

3161
03:12:55,020 --> 03:12:56,800
And there's the bowl width.

3162
03:12:56,800 --> 03:12:56,800
And there's the bowl width.

3163
03:12:58,480 --> 03:13:00,240
It's a real fucking cereal.

3164
03:13:00,780 --> 03:13:02,320
It's a real lucky charmer.

3165
03:13:03,900 --> 03:13:05,320
Pure shredded wheat.

3166
03:13:07,320 --> 03:13:08,500
Coco the pop.

3167
03:13:11,480 --> 03:13:13,420
Silage, thank you very much.

3168
03:13:13,420 --> 03:13:15,700
Well, I'm getting kind of a...

3169
03:13:15,700 --> 03:13:17,480
It's a billy bowl.

3170
03:13:18,440 --> 03:13:20,220
You might wonder what I'm doing here.

3171
03:13:20,700 --> 03:13:21,700
Doing here.

3172
03:13:21,700 --> 03:13:26,180
Well, I'm getting kind of an inside look at some of these new games.

3173
03:13:26,940 --> 03:13:32,720
The games included a new version of Doom as well as plenty of wholesome new children's games.

3174
03:13:33,160 --> 03:13:37,020
Hewitt Packard has introduced a new network scanner for the corporate market.

3175
03:13:37,460 --> 03:13:42,400
The HP ScanJet 4SI is designed to hook into a computer network and...

3176
03:13:42,400 --> 03:13:44,440
The way she said ScanJet there.

3177
03:13:44,560 --> 03:13:46,900
Will we get that again with a close-up, please?

3178
03:13:47,540 --> 03:13:49,480
The HP ScanJet...

3179
03:13:49,480 --> 03:13:51,900
Thank you very much, Gridrain.

3180
03:13:52,060 --> 03:13:52,920
Thank you very much.

3181
03:13:53,080 --> 03:13:56,340
Here's this HP ScanJet dedicated to you, Gridrain.

3182
03:13:56,380 --> 03:13:59,740
...has introduced a new network scanner for the corporate market.

3183
03:14:00,080 --> 03:14:00,580
Here we come.

3184
03:14:00,680 --> 03:14:05,080
The HP ScanJet 4SI is designed to hook into a computer network...

3185
03:14:05,080 --> 03:14:05,660
4SI!

3186
03:14:05,660 --> 03:14:06,900
...and see documents electronically.

3187
03:14:08,820 --> 03:14:12,500
And the HP ScanJet 4SI!

3188
03:14:13,320 --> 03:14:16,000
The 4SI can scan 15 pages a minute.

3189
03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:19,560
This is the first desktop scanner to work with the network.

3190
03:14:19,980 --> 03:14:21,560
It will cost about $3,000.

3191
03:14:22,080 --> 03:14:26,200
Other scanners with similar features cost as much as $100,000.

3192
03:14:27,220 --> 03:14:33,920
Zip Davis Interactive just launched its new ZD 3D Interactive Virtual Reality area on the web.

3193
03:14:34,380 --> 03:14:36,820
Based on virtual reality modeling language,

3194
03:14:37,160 --> 03:14:42,080
it makes 3D environments on the Internet accessible through any 486 PC.

3195
03:14:42,340 --> 03:14:44,340
Virtual reality has been pie in the sky for many years.

3196
03:14:45,340 --> 03:14:46,040
It's lovely.

3197
03:14:46,300 --> 03:14:48,980
It's Tom Alley from Zip Davis.

3198
03:14:49,080 --> 03:14:50,520
It's always that next year is always a year.

3199
03:14:50,560 --> 03:14:51,180
6 PC.

3200
03:14:51,500 --> 03:14:53,440
Virtual reality has been pie in the sky for many years.

3201
03:14:53,680 --> 03:14:56,400
It was always that next year is always a year for virtual reality.

3202
03:14:56,520 --> 03:14:57,800
Well, this year is really the year.

3203
03:14:58,060 --> 03:15:00,460
You've got over 300 companies building sites right now,

3204
03:15:00,520 --> 03:15:03,600
from IBM to Disney to SoftBank.

3205
03:15:04,300 --> 03:15:05,260
These companies are...

3206
03:15:05,260 --> 03:15:06,580
Fucking SoftBank.

3207
03:15:06,660 --> 03:15:12,240
Committed to building the standard,

3208
03:15:12,540 --> 03:15:15,020
and there are, again, over 50 companies that are delivering tools

3209
03:15:15,020 --> 03:15:17,080
so that people can chat from around the world

3210
03:15:17,080 --> 03:15:19,540
or get together in a fully interactive environment.

3211
03:15:20,000 --> 03:15:22,380
From November 13th through the 17th,

3212
03:15:22,380 --> 03:15:26,180
you can watch the country's biggest computer trade show on the Internet.

3213
03:15:26,720 --> 03:15:27,720
For the first time ever,

3214
03:15:27,840 --> 03:15:28,100
Con...

3215
03:15:28,100 --> 03:15:30,900
Is ConDeck still a fucking thing?

3216
03:15:33,900 --> 03:15:34,360
...

3217
03:15:34,360 --> 03:15:43,100
ConDeck's was a computer expo trade show in the Las Vegas Valley,

3218
03:15:43,180 --> 03:15:43,820
so it's finished.

3219
03:15:43,820 --> 03:15:47,980
And the last one was...

3220
03:15:47,980 --> 03:15:48,480
What is this?

3221
03:15:48,620 --> 03:15:49,940
Fucking 2000, was it?

3222
03:15:50,440 --> 03:15:51,000
1994?

3223
03:15:51,880 --> 03:15:52,660
2003.

3224
03:15:52,660 --> 03:15:52,660
2003.

3225
03:15:52,660 --> 03:16:02,980
ConDeck's TV will broadcast 120 hours of full motion video and real-time audio from Las Vegas.

3226
03:16:02,980 --> 03:16:08,940
And finally, CompuServe has announced a revolutionary new adjunct to its online service

3227
03:16:08,940 --> 03:16:14,620
that lets you access email, news, sports, and stock information without needing a PC.

3228
03:16:14,620 --> 03:16:21,080
All you need is the new CompuServe Calling All Card to find out what's waiting for you online.

3229
03:16:21,460 --> 03:16:25,220
You can even instruct the system to send information to a fax machine.

3230
03:16:25,720 --> 03:16:28,820
Cost for the new service will be 25 cents a minute.

3231
03:16:29,320 --> 03:16:31,100
That's it for this week's Random Access.

3232
03:16:31,340 --> 03:16:32,280
Back to you, Stuart.

3233
03:16:33,060 --> 03:16:35,020
Before we leave you, my pick of the week for...

3234
03:16:35,020 --> 03:16:36,380
Here we go, Stuart's brother.

3235
03:16:36,380 --> 03:16:45,900
...a neat new computer product.

3236
03:16:46,540 --> 03:16:48,760
Photography is going digital, that is clear.

3237
03:16:48,920 --> 03:16:53,000
But most of us don't want to spend a thousand bucks right now to buy one of these digital cameras.

3238
03:16:53,400 --> 03:16:54,420
Well, you don't have to.

3239
03:16:54,420 --> 03:16:58,880
A company named Storm Software has just come out with a new hardware software package

3240
03:16:58,880 --> 03:17:03,460
that lets you easily scan your existing photos and snapshots into your PC.

3241
03:17:03,840 --> 03:17:06,160
This is the easy photo reader from Storm.

3242
03:17:06,280 --> 03:17:07,220
It's simple to set up.

3243
03:17:07,300 --> 03:17:10,620
It plugs into your parallel port, the place you usually plug in your printer.

3244
03:17:10,920 --> 03:17:13,560
All you have to do is place your photo into the feeder here,

3245
03:17:13,900 --> 03:17:17,100
and in a few seconds you have a digital version in your computer

3246
03:17:17,100 --> 03:17:20,060
that can be easily pasted into most software applications,

3247
03:17:20,060 --> 03:17:25,100
such as word processors, presentation programs, or creativity packages like Print Shop.

3248
03:17:25,620 --> 03:17:28,940
The easy photo reader also comes with easy-to-use software

3249
03:17:28,940 --> 03:17:33,100
that lets you crop your pictures or adjust a bad exposure or faded color.

3250
03:17:33,440 --> 03:17:36,000
You can even eliminate those little red dots from people's eyes

3251
03:17:36,000 --> 03:17:37,240
if you were using a flash.

3252
03:17:37,240 --> 03:17:42,440
This is a very friendly package which lets you graduate from plain text documents

3253
03:17:42,440 --> 03:17:46,160
to newsletters and announcements that are full of colorful photos.

3254
03:17:46,400 --> 03:17:49,040
It's the easy photo reader from Storm Software.

3255
03:17:49,520 --> 03:17:53,760
It costs under $250 for the scanner and the software.

3256
03:17:54,340 --> 03:17:55,500
That's it for this week.

3257
03:17:55,500 --> 03:17:55,500
That's it for this week.

3258
03:17:57,500 --> 03:18:07,940
I think we've seen it.

3259
03:18:07,940 --> 03:18:10,140
I wouldn't mind watching another one.

3260
03:18:10,340 --> 03:18:11,680
It feels nice tonight.

3261
03:18:18,680 --> 03:18:19,720
I think we've seen it.

3262
03:18:19,720 --> 03:18:20,760
Look at a real screamer.

3263
03:18:21,180 --> 03:18:22,700
A real screamer?

3264
03:18:23,180 --> 03:18:27,620
Hardware?

3265
03:18:27,620 --> 03:18:28,260
Hardware?

3266
03:18:29,620 --> 03:18:31,580
Yeah, I've seen this one.

3267
03:18:31,680 --> 03:18:32,540
I'm not sure about G.

3268
03:18:32,540 --> 03:18:33,700
It takes advantage of the Macintosh.

3269
03:18:33,700 --> 03:18:35,600
I remember seeing that tire on fire.

3270
03:18:35,880 --> 03:18:37,020
It's just an image.

3271
03:18:37,120 --> 03:18:37,940
It's stuck with me.

3272
03:18:40,340 --> 03:18:41,620
Can't really...

3273
03:18:41,620 --> 03:18:44,780
I'm not sure whether or not we've seen this.

3274
03:18:44,860 --> 03:18:46,500
Thank you very much, Shite Guides.

3275
03:18:47,320 --> 03:18:48,080
Very kind of you.

3276
03:18:48,180 --> 03:18:49,500
I'm not sure if we've seen it.

3277
03:18:49,540 --> 03:18:50,340
Let me know there.

3278
03:18:50,420 --> 03:18:51,320
I've seen it myself.

3279
03:18:51,820 --> 03:18:53,120
You'll get to hear directly from...

3280
03:18:53,120 --> 03:18:54,720
We have himself there as well.

3281
03:18:54,780 --> 03:18:55,160
Remember?

3282
03:18:55,860 --> 03:18:58,180
...from Steve Jobs about where Apple is headed.

3283
03:18:58,560 --> 03:19:01,340
And we'll talk to some Apple experts and analysts...

3284
03:19:01,340 --> 03:19:01,980
Definitely.

3285
03:19:02,220 --> 03:19:02,840
Okay, we've seen.

3286
03:19:03,000 --> 03:19:03,360
We've seen.

3287
03:19:05,560 --> 03:19:06,480
Mac update.

3288
03:19:06,720 --> 03:19:07,420
Night boys.

3289
03:19:09,260 --> 03:19:10,400
It's rubbish, wasn't it?

3290
03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:11,000
Night boys.

3291
03:19:11,120 --> 03:19:11,980
Late, late show.

3292
03:19:11,980 --> 03:19:15,200
Are you ready for the internet?

3293
03:19:22,580 --> 03:19:23,980
Mac clones.

3294
03:19:24,820 --> 03:19:25,300
Computer.

3295
03:19:25,780 --> 03:19:27,160
Mac world in Boston.

3296
03:19:27,160 --> 03:19:38,600
That was the original one we'd seen there.

3297
03:19:38,740 --> 03:19:39,680
Owen Morgan.

3298
03:19:39,900 --> 03:19:41,780
Thanking you very, very much.

3299
03:19:42,940 --> 03:19:46,280
Thanking you very, very much, Owen Morgan.

3300
03:19:50,540 --> 03:19:51,700
Let's see here.

3301
03:19:51,700 --> 03:20:01,740
Bus Wars.

3302
03:20:05,940 --> 03:20:06,980
Comdex 88.

3303
03:20:08,200 --> 03:20:11,220
Wouldn't mind seeing the last Comdex that they would have done,

3304
03:20:11,320 --> 03:20:13,520
which probably would have been Comdex 2001.

3305
03:20:14,680 --> 03:20:17,100
We've also got some Christmas episodes.

3306
03:20:17,560 --> 03:20:21,800
We might watch nearer the fucking seasonal apex.

3307
03:20:22,680 --> 03:20:26,980
But right now, I wouldn't mind seeing the last of Comdex.

3308
03:20:27,480 --> 03:20:29,280
This is after 9-11 as well,

3309
03:20:29,380 --> 03:20:31,940
so it might have a bit of a fucking weird vibe to it.

3310
03:20:35,880 --> 03:20:36,940
Comdex 2002.

3311
03:20:37,300 --> 03:20:38,380
Computer Chronicles.

3312
03:20:40,600 --> 03:20:41,780
Computer Chronicles.

3313
03:20:44,440 --> 03:20:44,760
Computer Chronicles.

3314
03:20:44,760 --> 03:20:49,460
Easy webcams.

3315
03:20:49,580 --> 03:20:51,420
What about a fucking Netcafé?

3316
03:20:53,880 --> 03:20:55,000
Comdex 93.

3317
03:20:55,720 --> 03:20:56,840
Comdex 86.

3318
03:20:57,240 --> 03:20:58,360
Comdex 92.

3319
03:20:58,720 --> 03:20:59,200
88.

3320
03:21:00,100 --> 03:21:00,920
Look at this lad.

3321
03:21:01,720 --> 03:21:03,980
All the Comdex episodes in a playlist.

3322
03:21:04,160 --> 03:21:04,320
Look.

3323
03:21:04,920 --> 03:21:06,460
We've hit the fucking mother load.

3324
03:21:09,460 --> 03:21:11,860
Creating an monster factory.

3325
03:21:12,000 --> 03:21:14,000
Creating an army of banana men in oblivion.

3326
03:21:14,000 --> 03:21:14,960
That's not even a part.

3327
03:21:15,080 --> 03:21:16,640
That's not even a Compute Chronicles.

3328
03:21:16,740 --> 03:21:18,120
That's just some random video

3329
03:21:18,120 --> 03:21:21,960
that the playlist maker has added at their discretion.

3330
03:21:23,160 --> 03:21:26,060
Doesn't seem like there's anything there beyond 97.

3331
03:21:26,380 --> 03:21:27,680
I was hoping for something.

3332
03:21:28,820 --> 03:21:30,700
We watched 94 a few weeks ago.

3333
03:21:30,780 --> 03:21:33,420
That was the CD-ROM expressway stream.

3334
03:21:35,620 --> 03:21:36,720
Oh, frick yeah.

3335
03:21:36,840 --> 03:21:37,660
Thank you very much.

3336
03:21:37,660 --> 03:21:41,720
TV3 Ireland's secret cults on YouTube.

3337
03:21:41,720 --> 03:21:45,060
I'm not sure, man.

3338
03:21:45,800 --> 03:21:48,360
I'm just about the Shafé now at the moment.

3339
03:21:48,560 --> 03:21:50,780
I think something like that could fucking...

3340
03:21:50,780 --> 03:21:52,180
I don't want it to fuck me up.

3341
03:21:52,240 --> 03:21:54,340
I'm on a nice little vibe here with the Shafé.

3342
03:21:55,700 --> 03:21:57,700
And although it sounds very promising,

3343
03:21:57,880 --> 03:22:00,660
it does sound like it would have a lot of comedy in it.

3344
03:22:00,780 --> 03:22:01,980
I just...

3345
03:22:01,980 --> 03:22:03,420
I'm getting the...

3346
03:22:03,420 --> 03:22:06,760
I'm getting really, really to a nice level

3347
03:22:06,760 --> 03:22:09,440
off this Computer Chronicles right now.

3348
03:22:09,520 --> 03:22:10,340
It's just...

3349
03:22:11,340 --> 03:22:13,400
You know?

3350
03:22:14,600 --> 03:22:17,060
And the TV3 stuff could be good,

3351
03:22:17,140 --> 03:22:19,200
but it could fucking make me depressed as well.

3352
03:22:20,700 --> 03:22:23,240
It just has that kind of fucking way about it.

3353
03:22:23,660 --> 03:22:24,220
98?

3354
03:22:28,100 --> 03:22:29,380
Did we see 98?

3355
03:22:37,160 --> 03:22:39,060
I'll keep that on the long finger, though.

3356
03:22:39,860 --> 03:22:40,840
Secret cults.

3357
03:22:40,840 --> 03:22:43,180
Can speak French for you.

3358
03:22:43,720 --> 03:22:45,980
Tired of dragging that laptop to the library?

3359
03:22:46,260 --> 03:22:47,380
This is the C-pen.

3360
03:22:47,540 --> 03:22:48,600
It'll take notes for you.

3361
03:22:48,680 --> 03:22:50,220
Did we see the C-pen already?

3362
03:22:50,440 --> 03:22:52,220
We've seen so much of this sort of tech.

3363
03:22:52,800 --> 03:22:53,620
Crap tech.

3364
03:23:04,120 --> 03:23:12,260
Check out Audio Hijack for audio management for streams.

3365
03:23:12,340 --> 03:23:12,780
It's really handy.

3366
03:23:12,880 --> 03:23:13,720
Thanks very much, G-Riddle.

3367
03:23:13,780 --> 03:23:14,500
I will do that.

3368
03:23:15,520 --> 03:23:16,440
Fucking nightmare.

3369
03:23:16,580 --> 03:23:19,500
I've got different streams coming in from...

3370
03:23:19,500 --> 03:23:21,460
I've got one coming in from the computer,

3371
03:23:21,640 --> 03:23:23,840
another one coming in from the fucking Computer Chronicles.

3372
03:23:24,200 --> 03:23:26,220
Then I had one coming in from the game earlier on.

3373
03:23:26,480 --> 03:23:27,800
Then I've got the soundboard.

3374
03:23:28,300 --> 03:23:30,020
They're on different pipelines.

3375
03:23:31,440 --> 03:23:32,980
Thank you very much, Tom the Kerryman.

3376
03:23:32,980 --> 03:23:39,320
I think we've seen this.

3377
03:23:39,700 --> 03:23:40,460
The web pad.

3378
03:23:40,580 --> 03:23:41,760
I'm sure we've seen that.

3379
03:23:42,620 --> 03:23:45,120
We might need to fucking branch out to Netcafé.

3380
03:23:45,460 --> 03:23:48,140
It's a new wireless appliance for surfing the web.

3381
03:23:48,560 --> 03:23:50,240
Forget learning a foreign language.

3382
03:23:50,400 --> 03:23:54,060
This new software from Language Force can speak French for you.

3383
03:23:54,320 --> 03:23:55,360
We have seen it.

3384
03:23:55,460 --> 03:23:57,720
Tired of dragging that laptop to the library?

3385
03:23:57,980 --> 03:23:59,140
This is the C-pen.

3386
03:23:59,140 --> 03:24:02,060
It'll take notes for you and then dump them into your computer.

3387
03:24:02,060 --> 03:24:04,080
And finally, a way to make better...

3388
03:24:04,080 --> 03:24:05,040
Yeah, we've seen it.

3389
03:24:13,720 --> 03:24:14,620
Let's have a look.

3390
03:24:25,780 --> 03:24:28,340
The Christmas Buyer's Guide.

3391
03:24:28,340 --> 03:24:28,360
The Christmas Buyer's Guide.

3392
03:24:32,360 --> 03:24:34,560
Holiday Buying Guide 95.

3393
03:24:35,340 --> 03:24:36,160
Let's fucking do it.

3394
03:24:37,160 --> 03:24:37,980
It's nice.

3395
03:24:38,060 --> 03:24:38,600
It's loud.

3396
03:24:38,720 --> 03:24:41,240
It's got a fucking great audio quality about it.

3397
03:24:42,200 --> 03:24:43,000
It's promising.

3398
03:24:43,220 --> 03:24:44,720
It's very, very promising.

3399
03:24:48,220 --> 03:24:49,120
It's going to hit...

3400
03:24:49,120 --> 03:24:52,780
It's going to really punch us in a minute when they click on that open button.

3401
03:24:53,480 --> 03:24:54,460
Wait until they hit the open.

3402
03:24:54,920 --> 03:24:56,760
It's going to fucking smack you in the face.

3403
03:24:56,760 --> 03:25:09,040
Fuck yeah.

3404
03:25:09,040 --> 03:25:13,520
This week on the Computer Chronicles, our annual consumer's buying guide show.

3405
03:25:13,900 --> 03:25:17,340
The best new computer products and technology gadgets of the year.

3406
03:25:17,700 --> 03:25:20,300
One full motion video on your PC for...

3407
03:25:20,300 --> 03:25:21,700
I hope we haven't seen this one.

3408
03:25:21,740 --> 03:25:22,300
I don't think we have.

3409
03:25:22,340 --> 03:25:22,700
Look at that.

3410
03:25:22,760 --> 03:25:23,960
It's a packed studio.

3411
03:25:24,460 --> 03:25:26,400
The Computer Chronicles, our annual consumer's...

3412
03:25:26,400 --> 03:25:28,700
But there was a lot of fun there that day when they did this.

3413
03:25:28,940 --> 03:25:30,160
I bet there was a fucking party.

3414
03:25:30,840 --> 03:25:31,240
Pints.

3415
03:25:31,360 --> 03:25:32,500
Maybe fucking drinks afterwards.

3416
03:25:32,640 --> 03:25:33,860
Maybe drinks in the studio.

3417
03:25:34,420 --> 03:25:35,540
Stu looks happy enough.

3418
03:25:36,540 --> 03:25:37,440
The best new...

3419
03:25:37,440 --> 03:25:39,340
This fucking funny stuff.

3420
03:25:39,440 --> 03:25:43,100
The Badge Meister is there down in the fucking corner making hand gestures.

3421
03:25:43,240 --> 03:25:44,180
He's a funny little dude.

3422
03:25:45,200 --> 03:25:46,760
There's a few women in the mix.

3423
03:25:46,860 --> 03:25:49,280
There's a lad down the back there just hiding.

3424
03:25:50,640 --> 03:25:53,760
And there's a load of fucking gizmos and gadgets going on.

3425
03:25:53,820 --> 03:25:54,300
It's crazy.

3426
03:25:54,400 --> 03:25:55,180
And look at this desk.

3427
03:25:55,240 --> 03:25:59,180
We haven't seen trifecta space desk like this before.

3428
03:25:59,300 --> 03:26:00,360
It's a real...

3429
03:26:00,360 --> 03:26:02,880
It's a trigonometry sort of effect.

3430
03:26:02,980 --> 03:26:03,520
It's beautiful.

3431
03:26:03,520 --> 03:26:06,100
Products and technology gadgets of the year.

3432
03:26:06,460 --> 03:26:08,880
One full motion video on your PC for...

3433
03:26:08,880 --> 03:26:10,500
No Schindler, unfortunately.

3434
03:26:10,800 --> 03:26:11,300
$99.

3435
03:26:11,820 --> 03:26:13,640
But he's fucking gone off to Microsoft.

3436
03:26:13,900 --> 03:26:14,680
One thing...

3437
03:26:14,680 --> 03:26:16,700
Schindler has to make an appearance at some stage.

3438
03:26:16,760 --> 03:26:17,960
Maybe this is him in the blouse.

3439
03:26:18,200 --> 03:26:19,760
Ultimate new handheld organizer.

3440
03:26:20,360 --> 03:26:23,100
Handheld gaming device organizer.

3441
03:26:25,220 --> 03:26:25,420
$99.

3442
03:26:25,900 --> 03:26:27,540
We'll show you the new Quick Cam.

3443
03:26:28,260 --> 03:26:29,120
Quick Cam.

3444
03:26:29,120 --> 03:26:31,600
Want the ultimate new handheld organizer.

3445
03:26:31,780 --> 03:26:33,500
Check out the Omnigo from Hewlett.

3446
03:26:33,500 --> 03:26:35,620
It's fucking rubbish.

3447
03:26:36,160 --> 03:26:37,580
It is rubbish.

3448
03:26:39,260 --> 03:26:39,740
Lovely.

3449
03:26:39,940 --> 03:26:41,120
Hewlett Packard as well.

3450
03:26:41,180 --> 03:26:41,760
A lot of money.

3451
03:26:41,860 --> 03:26:42,880
Put into that probably.

3452
03:26:42,880 --> 03:26:44,460
Are you a Jacques Cousteau fan?

3453
03:26:44,740 --> 03:26:47,600
Now you can be the captain of your own underwater explorer

3454
03:26:47,600 --> 03:26:51,120
with a new CD-ROM simulation called Cousteau's World.

3455
03:26:51,480 --> 03:26:52,480
Plus the newest version...

3456
03:26:52,480 --> 03:26:53,920
If that is Schindler in the red...

3457
03:26:55,380 --> 03:26:58,620
But hopefully that's not a joke as in Schindler was in the red.

3458
03:27:00,080 --> 03:27:02,280
As in like that's why he was down on his look.

3459
03:27:02,340 --> 03:27:07,120
He looks like he was having a bit of difficulty in the financial department, but hopefully not.

3460
03:27:07,120 --> 03:27:08,320
...version of Video Director.

3461
03:27:08,440 --> 03:27:10,680
It lets you edit home videos on your PC.

3462
03:27:11,300 --> 03:27:14,940
Much, much more including Giles Online and this week's computer news.

3463
03:27:15,100 --> 03:27:19,120
All coming up next on this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

3464
03:27:19,380 --> 03:27:20,660
Giles Online.

3465
03:27:25,100 --> 03:27:29,720
Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers.

3466
03:27:29,880 --> 03:27:31,780
Developing PCs for business.

3467
03:27:38,880 --> 03:27:41,880
Additional funding from the Software Publishers Association.

3468
03:27:42,880 --> 03:27:45,720
Providers of educational materials to help manage software.

3469
03:27:46,160 --> 03:27:47,360
Don't copy that floppy.

3470
03:27:51,940 --> 03:27:54,220
I didn't give it a final.

3471
03:27:54,220 --> 03:28:05,480
Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

3472
03:28:05,540 --> 03:28:06,620
I'm Stuart Shiffey.

3473
03:28:06,820 --> 03:28:13,280
We've brought in some old redecorated furniture here, as you can see, to help celebrate this 12th annual Consumer's Buying Guide show.

3474
03:28:13,460 --> 03:28:19,820
And we have lots of special guests from the computer world joining us today with the absolute best new computer products of the year.

3475
03:28:20,140 --> 03:28:24,700
And getting their first shot at the favorite goodies of the year are Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies.

3476
03:28:25,200 --> 03:28:26,440
The Timbo.

3477
03:28:27,240 --> 03:28:29,860
Chris Gorman, who's editor for AOL's first...

3478
03:28:29,860 --> 03:28:35,780
It's actually pronounced Baharan, his name is a J and it'd be B-A-J, but I always call him Bajarn or Badger.

3479
03:28:36,220 --> 03:28:36,760
The Badger.

3480
03:28:37,180 --> 03:28:37,860
Look column.

3481
03:28:38,320 --> 03:28:40,480
And from Macworld Magazine, Suzanne Courteau.

3482
03:28:41,140 --> 03:28:41,300
Okay.

3483
03:28:41,900 --> 03:28:43,880
Guys, we're going to start with you and what are you going to...

3484
03:28:43,880 --> 03:28:46,380
And from Macworld Magazine, Suzanne Courteau.

3485
03:28:46,820 --> 03:28:49,300
Okay, guys, we're going to start with you and what are you going to show us, Chris?

3486
03:28:49,300 --> 03:28:50,180
Very cool product.

3487
03:28:50,320 --> 03:28:55,080
Cousteau's World from Interactive and Jean-Michel Cousteau's Productions, Elder Sun.

3488
03:28:55,080 --> 03:28:56,060
The Jacques Cousteau.

3489
03:28:56,240 --> 03:28:56,540
Right.

3490
03:28:57,220 --> 03:28:57,840
Oh, fuck.

3491
03:28:57,880 --> 03:28:58,680
Have we seen this?

3492
03:29:00,040 --> 03:29:01,560
I hope we haven't seen it.

3493
03:29:01,820 --> 03:29:05,360
First in the series, this one having to deal with the coral reef, cities under the sea.

3494
03:29:05,420 --> 03:29:05,720
Uh-huh.

3495
03:29:06,180 --> 03:29:09,040
In it, we have a choice of seven different...

3496
03:29:09,040 --> 03:29:09,640
Oh, fuck.

3497
03:29:09,640 --> 03:29:10,600
I think I've seen this.

3498
03:29:11,160 --> 03:29:12,380
...labs to go to.

3499
03:29:12,440 --> 03:29:13,820
This is the adaptations lab.

3500
03:29:14,240 --> 03:29:17,360
In each lab, there are a variety of different things for the user to explore.

3501
03:29:17,360 --> 03:29:23,360
Here we have the uses of color, camouflage, coral reefs during the day and night, and fish adaptations.

3502
03:29:24,440 --> 03:29:26,560
Have you heard the fucking sound on it?

3503
03:29:28,320 --> 03:29:30,140
Doesn't ring a bell, says Drucefer.

3504
03:29:30,220 --> 03:29:34,420
I might have just, like, had a sneaky one.

3505
03:29:35,220 --> 03:29:36,220
A Shafé watch, that is.

3506
03:29:36,260 --> 03:29:39,680
I might have had a sneaky watch of a Shafé episode.

3507
03:29:40,140 --> 03:29:40,920
Not anything else.

3508
03:29:42,120 --> 03:29:42,780
One day.

3509
03:29:43,240 --> 03:29:44,760
And I might have seen this.

3510
03:29:45,660 --> 03:29:47,180
Hopefully we didn't watch it already.

3511
03:29:48,180 --> 03:29:51,720
Who introduces the whole concept of what you're going to do?

3512
03:29:51,940 --> 03:29:52,920
Patine, we can't.

3513
03:29:53,000 --> 03:29:56,180
I'm on a fucking Computer Chronicles buzz.

3514
03:29:56,280 --> 03:29:57,000
I'm sorry, man.

3515
03:29:58,520 --> 03:30:06,380
Unless there's any, like, fully uploaded episodes of the Late Late Show that I haven't got to,

3516
03:30:07,000 --> 03:30:09,220
then I'll definitely open that tin of beans.

3517
03:30:10,120 --> 03:30:11,940
But I'm not into that.

3518
03:30:12,100 --> 03:30:13,620
I'm not in that market tonight.

3519
03:30:13,620 --> 03:30:15,260
Can we hear some of that, please?

3520
03:30:16,240 --> 03:30:18,120
Welcome to the Adaptation Lab.

3521
03:30:18,760 --> 03:30:23,140
Here, as everywhere on Earth, everything is constantly adapting.

3522
03:30:23,140 --> 03:30:24,600
It sounds exactly like a father.

3523
03:30:24,600 --> 03:30:25,280
It sounds like a dad.

3524
03:30:25,280 --> 03:30:28,500
There's about 40 minutes of video in this particular product.

3525
03:30:28,980 --> 03:30:29,500
There's about an hour.

3526
03:30:29,560 --> 03:30:36,460
Jack Cousteau's son cashing in on Daddy's legacy with some fucking guide software.

3527
03:30:36,500 --> 03:30:38,300
Hours worth of narrated slideshows.

3528
03:30:38,820 --> 03:30:43,960
Very cool product where you get the same type of PBS quality that you see in all the programs,

3529
03:30:44,340 --> 03:30:45,500
but you have it in Interactive Avenue.

3530
03:30:45,500 --> 03:30:46,980
Sort of an interactive Cousteau documentary scene.

3531
03:30:46,980 --> 03:30:47,120
Right.

3532
03:30:47,240 --> 03:30:49,480
And you can explore the different oceans and bodies of water.

3533
03:30:49,480 --> 03:30:51,420
Different oceans, different kind of sea lives.

3534
03:30:51,820 --> 03:30:54,100
And look for fish and reefs and all that kind of stuff.

3535
03:30:54,260 --> 03:30:56,440
Very cool product, $39.95 from Interactive.

3536
03:30:56,460 --> 03:30:57,340
Wow, sounds great.

3537
03:30:57,600 --> 03:30:58,480
Okay, you're up, Suzanne.

3538
03:30:58,540 --> 03:30:59,100
What are you going to show us?

3539
03:30:59,800 --> 03:31:05,360
Well, a new HTML program for making web pages.

3540
03:31:05,540 --> 03:31:08,220
Okay, so this is if you want to create your own personal web page?

3541
03:31:08,220 --> 03:31:09,580
It's a really fucking vibe shift.

3542
03:31:09,580 --> 03:31:10,800
It's a vibe shift.

3543
03:31:10,800 --> 03:31:11,480
You don't want to deal with HTML.

3544
03:31:11,700 --> 03:31:12,100
Right?

3545
03:31:12,240 --> 03:31:13,060
As they say.

3546
03:31:14,100 --> 03:31:15,560
It's a heavy vibe shift.

3547
03:31:18,360 --> 03:31:19,300
It's code heavy.

3548
03:31:19,640 --> 03:31:21,140
This is called Adobe Page Mill.

3549
03:31:21,380 --> 03:31:21,680
Uh-huh.

3550
03:31:22,280 --> 03:31:22,820
Page mill.

3551
03:31:22,820 --> 03:31:23,460
About $99.

3552
03:31:25,080 --> 03:31:26,380
The two great things about it.

3553
03:31:26,380 --> 03:31:27,440
One, no codes.

3554
03:31:27,820 --> 03:31:29,380
Two, you see immediate results.

3555
03:31:30,120 --> 03:31:34,420
So just like in any Mac program, if I highlight text,

3556
03:31:34,820 --> 03:31:39,120
I can go right up to the menu bar and make changes and see the results.

3557
03:31:39,120 --> 03:31:42,160
So you're protected from all the HTML program code stuff,

3558
03:31:42,240 --> 03:31:43,780
and you just say, here's what I want it to look like,

3559
03:31:43,880 --> 03:31:45,540
and it generates the code underneath for you.

3560
03:31:45,680 --> 03:31:46,080
That's right.

3561
03:31:46,200 --> 03:31:47,180
HTML for dummies.

3562
03:31:48,520 --> 03:31:50,620
You know, this is really cool, though, when you think about it.

3563
03:31:50,660 --> 03:31:51,380
I mean, right now, the guy-

3564
03:31:51,380 --> 03:31:53,260
A bit of badge filling in there.

3565
03:31:53,820 --> 03:31:56,420
Stuart always says, for dummies, at the end of everything,

3566
03:31:56,760 --> 03:32:00,220
just to kind of lay it out thick for the layman.

3567
03:32:00,560 --> 03:32:01,120
Now for dummies.

3568
03:32:02,440 --> 03:32:04,560
You know, this is really cool, though, when you think about it.

3569
03:32:04,580 --> 03:32:07,900
I mean, right now, the guys that have been doing webpages have been-

3570
03:32:07,900 --> 03:32:09,120
The badger, here he is.

3571
03:32:09,120 --> 03:32:11,700
Commercial ventures or corporations, right.

3572
03:32:12,240 --> 03:32:15,180
And yet, all of us would like to have the ability to do something similar.

3573
03:32:15,300 --> 03:32:18,600
And with AOL now actually letting you have your own webpage coming down the line,

3574
03:32:18,680 --> 03:32:20,880
this is a great tool to make it very simple.

3575
03:32:20,960 --> 03:32:21,660
It's drag and drop.

3576
03:32:21,840 --> 03:32:23,280
So everyone will have their webpage.

3577
03:32:23,280 --> 03:32:23,600
They could.

3578
03:32:23,680 --> 03:32:24,600
Their own webpage.

3579
03:32:25,280 --> 03:32:26,320
Okay, so show me.

3580
03:32:26,320 --> 03:32:27,760
How do you do graphics on this then, Suzanne?

3581
03:32:28,120 --> 03:32:29,480
Oh, easy.

3582
03:32:30,280 --> 03:32:31,060
Push that button.

3583
03:32:31,780 --> 03:32:32,280
Push a button.

3584
03:32:32,480 --> 03:32:33,080
Pick the file.

3585
03:32:33,580 --> 03:32:34,200
Pops it right in.

3586
03:32:34,360 --> 03:32:34,700
That's it.

3587
03:32:34,840 --> 03:32:37,480
So, I mean, it's a really no-brain type situation, huh?

3588
03:32:38,440 --> 03:32:39,540
Okay, and how about hotlings?

3589
03:32:39,620 --> 03:32:40,040
Can you do that?

3590
03:32:40,040 --> 03:32:41,760
You literally don't need a brain.

3591
03:32:41,760 --> 03:32:42,100
I can.

3592
03:32:42,540 --> 03:32:43,380
I don't know how.

3593
03:32:44,040 --> 03:32:45,760
But it says on the box you can do it.

3594
03:32:46,100 --> 03:32:47,820
It's a no-brain sitch.

3595
03:32:47,860 --> 03:32:49,660
I've been told that you can do that and it's very easy.

3596
03:32:49,800 --> 03:32:50,920
Is this a Mac-only product?

3597
03:32:51,320 --> 03:32:51,980
Currently, yeah.

3598
03:32:52,300 --> 03:32:55,440
Adobe has plans to come out with a Windows version, what, January?

3599
03:32:56,260 --> 03:32:57,680
Okay, so it's called PageMill.

3600
03:32:57,980 --> 03:32:58,880
PageMill from Adobe.

3601
03:32:58,980 --> 03:32:59,200
From Adobe.

3602
03:32:59,620 --> 03:33:00,740
And we're saying 99 bucks.

3603
03:33:00,900 --> 03:33:01,180
99.

3604
03:33:01,460 --> 03:33:01,640
Wow.

3605
03:33:02,160 --> 03:33:02,600
Tim, you're on.

3606
03:33:02,660 --> 03:33:02,880
What do you got?

3607
03:33:02,940 --> 03:33:03,120
Yeah.

3608
03:33:03,380 --> 03:33:06,500
Stuart, we're going to talk about and show you here a product called QuickCam.

3609
03:33:06,500 --> 03:33:12,460
And that's that sensual bit of fucking jewelry that the badger, the badger, the badger,

3610
03:33:12,460 --> 03:33:15,100
wears a little spoon, is it?

3611
03:33:15,180 --> 03:33:17,800
For some Russell dust?

3612
03:33:18,040 --> 03:33:18,900
We don't know.

3613
03:33:20,080 --> 03:33:22,100
And we don't know what the brand of the shirt is.

3614
03:33:22,100 --> 03:33:23,660
But you bet your bottom dollar.

3615
03:33:24,040 --> 03:33:26,220
It cost a few funky dollars down the shop.

3616
03:33:27,800 --> 03:33:30,180
As far further comes in clutch.

3617
03:33:30,720 --> 03:33:33,840
Thank you very, very much for your tender tip touch.

3618
03:33:34,840 --> 03:33:35,580
Hope you're doing well.

3619
03:33:35,580 --> 03:33:37,420
What's with the poster over the redhead shoulder?

3620
03:33:37,540 --> 03:33:39,320
Just a couple of faces giving me the creeps.

3621
03:33:39,440 --> 03:33:43,700
I think it's one that we've noted a lot of times before.

3622
03:33:45,300 --> 03:33:46,300
Face to face.

3623
03:33:46,360 --> 03:33:51,700
There's a lot of face action going on here on poster and in humanic form as well.

3624
03:33:52,460 --> 03:33:54,480
But yeah, keep noticing it.

3625
03:33:54,580 --> 03:33:56,240
It's by some famous artists or something.

3626
03:33:56,340 --> 03:33:57,000
I'm not sure.

3627
03:33:57,000 --> 03:34:04,160
But it really is a situation that we haven't seen before.

3628
03:34:05,560 --> 03:34:06,920
Tim, you're on.

3629
03:34:06,980 --> 03:34:07,180
What do you got?

3630
03:34:07,240 --> 03:34:07,440
Yeah.

3631
03:34:07,680 --> 03:34:11,480
Stuart, we're going to talk about and show you here a product called Quick Cam from Connectix

3632
03:34:11,480 --> 03:34:12,000
Corporation.

3633
03:34:12,340 --> 03:34:12,880
The Badger.

3634
03:34:13,240 --> 03:34:14,720
And this is a little camera.

3635
03:34:14,800 --> 03:34:16,180
Chris is holding the camera.

3636
03:34:16,240 --> 03:34:16,420
Right.

3637
03:34:16,520 --> 03:34:19,960
And what we can do is we can go in and actually take a movie.

3638
03:34:20,400 --> 03:34:22,280
That's the Badger's hands look.

3639
03:34:22,340 --> 03:34:23,000
He's wearing fucking.

3640
03:34:23,200 --> 03:34:24,820
He's got a real nice manicure.

3641
03:34:25,820 --> 03:34:27,300
Chris is holding the camera.

3642
03:34:27,420 --> 03:34:27,600
Right.

3643
03:34:27,600 --> 03:34:28,940
And what we can do is we can.

3644
03:34:28,940 --> 03:34:33,140
All right, Stu has ruined what I just said there because he said that she's holding it.

3645
03:34:33,140 --> 03:34:35,020
We can go in and actually take a movie.

3646
03:34:35,180 --> 03:34:36,400
We'll record what we're doing.

3647
03:34:36,680 --> 03:34:36,820
Okay.

3648
03:34:37,260 --> 03:34:37,720
Hi, folks.

3649
03:34:37,820 --> 03:34:39,340
Let's get a little action going here.

3650
03:34:39,340 --> 03:34:39,760
That's right.

3651
03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:39,760
A little action here.

3652
03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:41,020
So that's real time.

3653
03:34:41,120 --> 03:34:41,800
That's your viewfinder.

3654
03:34:41,900 --> 03:34:42,060
Right.

3655
03:34:42,160 --> 03:34:46,280
Then we can go back and actually play the movie just as we recorded it.

3656
03:34:46,480 --> 03:34:46,920
Hi, folks.

3657
03:34:47,040 --> 03:34:48,480
So let's get a little action going here.

3658
03:34:48,880 --> 03:34:49,100
That's right.

3659
03:34:49,140 --> 03:34:49,600
Oh, that's cool.

3660
03:34:49,660 --> 03:34:50,200
Great sound.

3661
03:34:50,340 --> 03:34:54,240
But what's interesting about this, this little camera here is inexpensive, like 129 list,

3662
03:34:54,480 --> 03:34:55,600
99 retail.

3663
03:34:55,600 --> 03:35:00,280
And then you marry it with this, which is the ConnectX video phone software that allows

3664
03:35:00,280 --> 03:35:02,460
you to run over ISDN or Elan.

3665
03:35:02,640 --> 03:35:08,100
And you have like $169, $179 system to let you have a video phone.

3666
03:35:08,440 --> 03:35:11,280
And interestingly, it actually even works over standard twisted pair.

3667
03:35:11,400 --> 03:35:14,220
Regular telephone lines is just the fucking twisted pair.

3668
03:35:14,780 --> 03:35:18,620
The recording rate or the actual compression rates are a little bit low.

3669
03:35:18,960 --> 03:35:21,800
But if you had a version of this and I had a version of this, you and I could actually

3670
03:35:21,800 --> 03:35:22,740
do video phones now.

3671
03:35:22,820 --> 03:35:26,700
So we could do picture phone, video phone type stuff just off our PCs or Mac.

3672
03:35:26,860 --> 03:35:27,100
Right.

3673
03:35:27,260 --> 03:35:29,520
Just using this stuff for $250 or something.

3674
03:35:29,540 --> 03:35:30,240
It's really nice.

3675
03:35:30,320 --> 03:35:30,460
Yeah.

3676
03:35:30,500 --> 03:35:33,020
And the potential exists because you're actually taking pictures.

3677
03:35:33,120 --> 03:35:36,800
That happened to be a movie, but we could actually do snapshots and just drop that into

3678
03:35:36,800 --> 03:35:41,220
a Christmas card or any type of greeting card we want in the future as well.

3679
03:35:41,460 --> 03:35:43,440
It's a really neat little product and has a lot of potential.

3680
03:35:43,440 --> 03:35:43,560
Neat.

3681
03:35:43,560 --> 03:35:46,300
So for about $100, you get the camera, you get the software.

3682
03:35:47,060 --> 03:35:48,760
And it plugs in to what?

3683
03:35:48,800 --> 03:35:49,500
The parallel port.

3684
03:35:49,580 --> 03:35:52,040
Parallel and the keyboard because you're getting the power from the keyboard.

3685
03:35:52,040 --> 03:35:54,440
The power of the keyboard goes inside through the parallel port.

3686
03:35:54,520 --> 03:35:54,700
Right.

3687
03:35:54,820 --> 03:35:57,500
And then the other thing is, I mean, you can take these little videos and dump them into

3688
03:35:57,500 --> 03:35:58,300
any document, right?

3689
03:35:58,300 --> 03:35:58,460
That's right.

3690
03:35:58,460 --> 03:36:00,440
I mean, it's just a regular video file or...

3691
03:36:00,440 --> 03:36:01,100
Really nice.

3692
03:36:01,280 --> 03:36:01,840
Really sweet.

3693
03:36:01,840 --> 03:36:02,720
Really low cost way of doing that.

3694
03:36:02,920 --> 03:36:03,600
Really sweet.

3695
03:36:03,820 --> 03:36:04,360
So it's...

3696
03:36:04,360 --> 03:36:06,080
Where are the Christmas decorations?

3697
03:36:06,240 --> 03:36:07,620
Quick Cam from Connectrix.

3698
03:36:07,780 --> 03:36:07,940
Right.

3699
03:36:07,940 --> 03:36:09,220
And it's about $100 or something.

3700
03:36:09,220 --> 03:36:12,720
About $100 for the camera, about $59, $69 for the software.

3701
03:36:13,340 --> 03:36:15,200
And available on the store shelves now.

3702
03:36:15,260 --> 03:36:15,360
Yeah.

3703
03:36:15,420 --> 03:36:15,860
I play with that.

3704
03:36:15,860 --> 03:36:16,540
I think it's really great.

3705
03:36:16,620 --> 03:36:17,840
I think for $99 or whatever it is...

3706
03:36:17,840 --> 03:36:18,060
Really easy.

3707
03:36:18,380 --> 03:36:18,480
Easy.

3708
03:36:18,480 --> 03:36:21,740
I mean, it's the most fun per dollar on my PC I think I've ever had.

3709
03:36:21,800 --> 03:36:21,920
Yeah.

3710
03:36:21,920 --> 03:36:22,420
It's really cool.

3711
03:36:23,080 --> 03:36:23,440
Okay.

3712
03:36:23,580 --> 03:36:24,840
We got some other things to play with.

3713
03:36:24,920 --> 03:36:26,160
And Chris, what else do you want to tell us about?

3714
03:36:26,560 --> 03:36:28,920
Popping Mechanics Car Guide for 1996.

3715
03:36:29,560 --> 03:36:32,220
Over 7,500 different models for anybody interested.

3716
03:36:32,220 --> 03:36:33,280
Is that to fix cars or buy cars?

3717
03:36:33,300 --> 03:36:34,600
It's to buy, to lease.

3718
03:36:34,600 --> 03:36:35,420
How to buy a car.

3719
03:36:35,640 --> 03:36:36,000
Exactly.

3720
03:36:36,280 --> 03:36:40,440
Tips on how to deal with your dealer, how to check over a used car yourself.

3721
03:36:40,920 --> 03:36:41,500
Is it multimedia?

3722
03:36:41,680 --> 03:36:42,560
Is there video stuff in there?

3723
03:36:42,560 --> 03:36:43,360
Video stuff.

3724
03:36:43,720 --> 03:36:46,480
You can customize your car if you want to and check out different colors.

3725
03:36:47,460 --> 03:36:49,200
About $30 in the stores now.

3726
03:36:49,220 --> 03:36:49,440
Wow.

3727
03:36:49,560 --> 03:36:50,660
Terrific little tool.

3728
03:36:50,780 --> 03:36:51,380
Are you using it?

3729
03:36:51,540 --> 03:36:51,960
You shopping for it?

3730
03:36:51,960 --> 03:36:53,680
Yeah, I'm shopping for a car and I'm using it right now.

3731
03:36:53,680 --> 03:36:53,860
All right.

3732
03:36:53,900 --> 03:36:54,640
I have to get a copy of that.

3733
03:36:54,640 --> 03:36:54,840
Me too.

3734
03:36:54,920 --> 03:36:55,200
All right.

3735
03:36:56,060 --> 03:36:56,720
Zip drive.

3736
03:36:56,840 --> 03:36:57,640
Suzanne, tell us about it.

3737
03:36:57,680 --> 03:36:57,960
That's right.

3738
03:36:58,020 --> 03:36:58,720
If you're using it right now.

3739
03:36:58,720 --> 03:36:58,960
All right.

3740
03:36:58,980 --> 03:36:59,720
I have to get a copy of that.

3741
03:36:59,740 --> 03:36:59,940
Me too.

3742
03:37:00,020 --> 03:37:00,280
All right.

3743
03:37:01,140 --> 03:37:01,820
Zip drive.

3744
03:37:01,920 --> 03:37:02,720
Suzanne, tell us about it.

3745
03:37:02,800 --> 03:37:03,140
Zip drive.

3746
03:37:03,140 --> 03:37:03,420
Zip drive.

3747
03:37:03,420 --> 03:37:05,680
If you have a friend who has a stack of floppy disks.

3748
03:37:05,680 --> 03:37:06,920
Zip drive.

3749
03:37:07,020 --> 03:37:07,820
Suzanne, tell us about it.

3750
03:37:07,880 --> 03:37:08,140
That's right.

3751
03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:11,600
If you have a friend who has a stack of floppy disks sitting on their desk.

3752
03:37:11,680 --> 03:37:11,960
Like me.

3753
03:37:11,960 --> 03:37:12,940
This is a great gift.

3754
03:37:13,380 --> 03:37:15,580
Because with this little tiny cool purple drive.

3755
03:37:16,660 --> 03:37:20,860
You get a floppy disk sized media that holds 100 megabytes.

3756
03:37:21,440 --> 03:37:23,960
Fuck up there from the vision mixer.

3757
03:37:24,960 --> 03:37:26,640
And then maybe the director was at fault.

3758
03:37:26,720 --> 03:37:29,920
You get a floppy disk sized media that holds.

3759
03:37:29,920 --> 03:37:30,720
Wrong fucking shot.

3760
03:37:30,980 --> 03:37:33,220
Make sure the shot is on before you cut, Pat.

3761
03:37:33,460 --> 03:37:33,840
100 megabytes.

3762
03:37:34,620 --> 03:37:34,900
Wow.

3763
03:37:35,240 --> 03:37:35,480
Yeah.

3764
03:37:35,720 --> 03:37:36,740
Formatted about 94.

3765
03:37:37,400 --> 03:37:38,340
100 megabytes.

3766
03:37:38,680 --> 03:37:38,980
Wow.

3767
03:37:39,460 --> 03:37:41,160
Media that holds 100 megabytes.

3768
03:37:41,800 --> 03:37:42,220
Wow.

3769
03:37:42,220 --> 03:37:42,740
Yeah.

3770
03:37:43,040 --> 03:37:44,080
Formatted about 94.

3771
03:37:44,800 --> 03:37:47,100
Now the cost on that I believe is inexpensive too.

3772
03:37:47,160 --> 03:37:48,480
That's like $200 for the drive.

3773
03:37:48,520 --> 03:37:48,640
Yeah.

3774
03:37:48,640 --> 03:37:50,680
She's like, what's this fucking lad saying now?

3775
03:37:50,760 --> 03:37:51,360
About 94.

3776
03:37:51,480 --> 03:37:51,760
Watch her.

3777
03:37:52,100 --> 03:37:53,600
Now the cost on that I believe the...

3778
03:37:53,600 --> 03:37:55,520
What's this fucking lad saying now?

3779
03:37:55,760 --> 03:37:57,020
Is inexpensive...

3780
03:37:57,020 --> 03:37:58,860
She wanted to keep going.

3781
03:37:59,260 --> 03:37:59,500
Wow.

3782
03:37:59,880 --> 03:38:00,080
Yeah.

3783
03:38:00,300 --> 03:38:01,360
Formatted about 94.

3784
03:38:02,060 --> 03:38:03,220
Now the cost on that I believe the...

3785
03:38:05,800 --> 03:38:08,460
Is inexpensive too.

3786
03:38:08,520 --> 03:38:09,000
That's like...

3787
03:38:09,000 --> 03:38:09,920
How are you Kerry?

3788
03:38:09,920 --> 03:38:10,720
Thanks for the tip.

3789
03:38:10,840 --> 03:38:11,580
Chino funds.

3790
03:38:11,700 --> 03:38:12,400
Thanks very much.

3791
03:38:12,460 --> 03:38:13,280
Gonna have some fun...

3792
03:38:13,280 --> 03:38:15,340
With those chinos...

3793
03:38:15,340 --> 03:38:16,280
On...

3794
03:38:16,280 --> 03:38:17,280
Next stream...

3795
03:38:17,280 --> 03:38:19,400
Of Shafey.

3796
03:38:19,500 --> 03:38:21,540
$200 for the drive and then each disc is what?

3797
03:38:21,580 --> 03:38:22,220
20 bucks, right?

3798
03:38:22,260 --> 03:38:22,400
Yeah.

3799
03:38:22,440 --> 03:38:22,960
And that's LISP.

3800
03:38:23,000 --> 03:38:24,320
So you know you can find it cheaper than that.

3801
03:38:24,560 --> 03:38:24,740
Yeah.

3802
03:38:24,860 --> 03:38:28,300
And what makes that interesting is it actually changes the way you might look at hard drives.

3803
03:38:28,740 --> 03:38:29,640
You know, right now you...

3804
03:38:29,640 --> 03:38:32,680
Really changed the way we looked at hard drives.

3805
03:38:35,500 --> 03:38:36,960
You have a fixed hard drive.

3806
03:38:36,960 --> 03:38:41,080
And all of a sudden now I've got 100 megabyte cartridges where I can put images and pictures...

3807
03:38:41,080 --> 03:38:43,300
Just pissing out data onto the drive.

3808
03:38:43,300 --> 03:38:45,460
And special files that don't even have to be on the...

3809
03:38:45,460 --> 03:38:45,800
Right.

3810
03:38:45,800 --> 03:38:47,440
Special files, is it?

3811
03:38:49,120 --> 03:38:50,840
What's going on, Badge?

3812
03:38:52,580 --> 03:38:54,780
Something you're not telling us, Badger, is it?

3813
03:38:56,740 --> 03:38:58,540
What's on the files, Badge?

3814
03:39:00,700 --> 03:39:02,360
Hard drive, as well as great for back...

3815
03:39:02,360 --> 03:39:06,460
You can put images and pictures and special files that don't even have to be on the hard drive...

3816
03:39:06,460 --> 03:39:07,600
As well as great for backup.

3817
03:39:07,600 --> 03:39:07,800
Yeah.

3818
03:39:07,800 --> 03:39:08,940
So you can just carry this thing around.

3819
03:39:08,940 --> 03:39:10,380
Does this require AC, Suzanne?

3820
03:39:10,860 --> 03:39:11,940
Or can you battery run that?

3821
03:39:12,080 --> 03:39:13,220
No, this comes with an adapter.

3822
03:39:13,480 --> 03:39:13,820
Uh-huh.

3823
03:39:14,400 --> 03:39:14,540
Okay.

3824
03:39:14,980 --> 03:39:16,460
Fucking straight out the wall.

3825
03:39:16,560 --> 03:39:19,000
You power that piece straight out the wall.

3826
03:39:19,160 --> 03:39:19,320
Okay.

3827
03:39:19,400 --> 03:39:20,360
So it's a zip drive.

3828
03:39:20,540 --> 03:39:21,180
It's how much money?

3829
03:39:21,520 --> 03:39:22,080
200 bucks.

3830
03:39:22,440 --> 03:39:22,680
Wow.

3831
03:39:22,780 --> 03:39:23,020
Fuck.

3832
03:39:23,020 --> 03:39:23,200
Okay.

3833
03:39:23,580 --> 03:39:23,980
Very cool.

3834
03:39:24,240 --> 03:39:24,700
What do you got, Tim?

3835
03:39:24,920 --> 03:39:25,140
Yeah.

3836
03:39:25,260 --> 03:39:25,840
Fucking hell.

3837
03:39:26,040 --> 03:39:26,520
See that again?

3838
03:39:26,520 --> 03:39:26,880
Drive.

3839
03:39:26,880 --> 03:39:27,560
It's how much money?

3840
03:39:27,900 --> 03:39:28,480
200 bucks.

3841
03:39:28,840 --> 03:39:29,120
Wow.

3842
03:39:29,620 --> 03:39:29,880
Wow.

3843
03:39:30,100 --> 03:39:30,240
Okay.

3844
03:39:30,240 --> 03:39:36,820
Stu always says wow, but you can kind of tell from the level of wow, the decibelation,

3845
03:39:37,480 --> 03:39:39,980
the intonation, what he means.

3846
03:39:40,280 --> 03:39:46,000
And Stu, when he said wow, then you could tell it was like he wanted to say that's a bit much.

3847
03:39:46,500 --> 03:39:46,840
Uh-huh.

3848
03:39:47,360 --> 03:39:47,660
Okay.

3849
03:39:47,760 --> 03:39:48,780
So it's a zip drive.

3850
03:39:48,920 --> 03:39:49,560
It's how much money?

3851
03:39:49,980 --> 03:39:50,560
200 bucks.

3852
03:39:50,940 --> 03:39:51,140
Wow.

3853
03:39:51,340 --> 03:39:51,660
Okay.

3854
03:39:52,000 --> 03:39:52,440
Very cool.

3855
03:39:52,820 --> 03:39:54,920
But he did spend five grand on a laptop.

3856
03:39:54,920 --> 03:39:59,920
That's five grand in 1995 money, which now with inflation,

3857
03:40:00,120 --> 03:40:03,100
I was probably fucking, I don't know, 10.

3858
03:40:04,340 --> 03:40:05,020
Probably more.

3859
03:40:05,180 --> 03:40:05,480
You got that.

3860
03:40:05,720 --> 03:40:05,920
Yeah.

3861
03:40:06,080 --> 03:40:08,820
Stuart, this is the new OmniGo from Hewlett Packard.

3862
03:40:08,900 --> 03:40:10,720
Now, this is their newest handheld device.

3863
03:40:11,660 --> 03:40:17,460
Interestingly, this is not like the HP LX 200, which is actually a PC companion.

3864
03:40:17,700 --> 03:40:19,080
Rather, this is more like in the wizard.

3865
03:40:19,860 --> 03:40:21,080
Handheld device.

3866
03:40:21,440 --> 03:40:23,280
Or the day timer type class.

3867
03:40:23,600 --> 03:40:24,520
So it's an organizer type.

3868
03:40:24,520 --> 03:40:24,900
That's right.

3869
03:40:25,220 --> 03:40:27,040
But it's a little bit different in that it.

3870
03:40:27,100 --> 03:40:29,900
Look at the fucking slide out stylus.

3871
03:40:30,660 --> 03:40:31,480
Sensual as well.

3872
03:40:31,580 --> 03:40:34,800
We got a little whistle for that stylus there, please, lads.

3873
03:40:35,640 --> 03:40:38,000
We got a little slide stylus with Lyria.

3874
03:40:38,660 --> 03:40:39,900
So it's an organizer type.

3875
03:40:39,900 --> 03:40:40,260
That's right.

3876
03:40:40,660 --> 03:40:43,320
But it's a little bit different in that it actually has a pen.

3877
03:40:43,460 --> 03:40:43,920
Ah, fuck.

3878
03:40:44,280 --> 03:40:46,020
We go back again there, lads, please.

3879
03:40:46,140 --> 03:40:46,820
Thank you.

3880
03:40:48,700 --> 03:40:51,720
I wonder if we have the slide extravaganza.

3881
03:40:55,000 --> 03:40:56,200
Tamagotchi 5000.

3882
03:40:57,040 --> 03:40:58,340
So it's an organizer type thing.

3883
03:40:58,340 --> 03:40:58,740
That's right.

3884
03:40:59,140 --> 03:41:01,920
But it's a little bit different in that it actually has a pen.

3885
03:41:01,920 --> 03:41:02,180
Did do it.

3886
03:41:02,240 --> 03:41:02,640
Fucked it up.

3887
03:41:02,720 --> 03:41:03,300
Sorry about that.

3888
03:41:03,300 --> 03:41:08,840
It allows me to actually put this in a fold around the back mode.

3889
03:41:08,840 --> 03:41:09,340
You can write.

3890
03:41:09,700 --> 03:41:10,500
So I can write.

3891
03:41:10,860 --> 03:41:12,660
I can go in and pick up information.

3892
03:41:13,240 --> 03:41:16,780
I can actually turn it from landscape to portrait anytime I want.

3893
03:41:17,280 --> 03:41:19,420
And then I can go in and it's got graffiti on it.

3894
03:41:19,460 --> 03:41:20,300
So I can actually write.

3895
03:41:20,400 --> 03:41:21,700
So it does have recognition in there.

3896
03:41:21,700 --> 03:41:25,320
Good recognition from a company called Palm with this little graffiti.

3897
03:41:25,820 --> 03:41:26,760
And it's a nice little product.

3898
03:41:26,760 --> 03:41:31,480
It's $3.99, although I guess discounted you're going to be able to find it for probably under $350.

3899
03:41:31,900 --> 03:41:33,700
So it's like a little Newton with a keyboard.

3900
03:41:33,840 --> 03:41:34,260
With a keyboard.

3901
03:41:34,260 --> 03:41:34,700
Built in.

3902
03:41:34,820 --> 03:41:35,040
Right.

3903
03:41:35,620 --> 03:41:38,720
And it comes with like all the normal organizer functions built into it.

3904
03:41:38,740 --> 03:41:41,400
Address, books, note, everything.

3905
03:41:41,720 --> 03:41:41,960
Wow.

3906
03:41:42,380 --> 03:41:44,260
Nice little product just on the markets.

3907
03:41:44,380 --> 03:41:44,700
OmniGo.

3908
03:41:44,940 --> 03:41:45,800
OmniGo from HP.

3909
03:41:46,160 --> 03:41:46,540
All right.

3910
03:41:46,860 --> 03:41:47,740
Well, thank you all very much.

3911
03:41:48,200 --> 03:41:49,360
Nice little product.

3912
03:41:49,360 --> 03:41:50,680
Just on the market.

3913
03:41:50,960 --> 03:41:53,120
Address, books, note, everything.

3914
03:41:53,460 --> 03:41:53,620
Wow.

3915
03:41:54,060 --> 03:41:55,940
Nice little product just on the markets.

3916
03:41:56,060 --> 03:41:56,460
OmniGo.

3917
03:41:56,640 --> 03:41:57,460
OmniGo from HP.

3918
03:41:57,840 --> 03:41:58,200
All right.

3919
03:41:58,540 --> 03:41:59,400
Well, thank you all very much.

3920
03:41:59,460 --> 03:42:00,020
Lots of new toys.

3921
03:42:00,080 --> 03:42:01,180
We're going to see you back a little bit later.

3922
03:42:01,400 --> 03:42:01,640
All right.

3923
03:42:01,640 --> 03:42:02,320
Ooh.

3924
03:42:05,520 --> 03:42:05,960
All right.

3925
03:42:06,000 --> 03:42:10,060
Now my pick for one of the best new computer goodies of the year is a coffee shop.

3926
03:42:10,880 --> 03:42:11,320
Goodies.

3927
03:42:11,440 --> 03:42:14,380
It's one of the best in the growing new trend of cyber cafes.

3928
03:42:14,720 --> 03:42:14,940
Yes.

3929
03:42:14,940 --> 03:42:17,700
This one is called Cybersmith and it's in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

3930
03:42:17,700 --> 03:42:17,920
Oh, wow.

3931
03:42:17,940 --> 03:42:23,600
This is the first time we get a glimpse at Cybersmith, which is the inaugural cyber cafe

3932
03:42:23,600 --> 03:42:24,600
where the fucking TV series.

3933
03:42:24,600 --> 03:42:31,100
Where the fucking TV series Net Cafe first started broadcasting from.

3934
03:42:32,840 --> 03:42:33,120
Cybersmith.

3935
03:42:33,280 --> 03:42:34,400
We're going to get a glimpse of it.

3936
03:42:34,480 --> 03:42:48,540
So obviously, Stu covered this in a piece, stayed friendly with the owners, the proprietors, and then got usage of it for his fucking Net Cafe show in the future.

3937
03:42:48,720 --> 03:42:50,740
So we're seeing the beginnings of something here.

3938
03:42:50,740 --> 03:42:53,300
We're seeing the history in the making, so to speak.

3939
03:42:54,040 --> 03:42:59,840
At Cybersmith, they serve up a mixed menu of lattes and internet access all under one high-tech roof.

3940
03:43:00,040 --> 03:43:01,440
All under one roof.

3941
03:43:01,860 --> 03:43:03,400
This is where we've seen it all.

3942
03:43:03,560 --> 03:43:08,480
We've seen fucking Jane Withers and Andrew DeVries.

3943
03:43:09,700 --> 03:43:10,180
Stuart.

3944
03:43:10,760 --> 03:43:11,780
Davey D.

3945
03:43:12,740 --> 03:43:14,420
Fucking Chip Fox.

3946
03:43:15,020 --> 03:43:15,340
Chip.

3947
03:43:16,140 --> 03:43:17,620
Chip your real name, Chip.

3948
03:43:17,740 --> 03:43:18,860
All those cats.

3949
03:43:19,080 --> 03:43:20,040
All those players.

3950
03:43:21,120 --> 03:43:23,560
This is where they were actually going to be in the future.

3951
03:43:24,180 --> 03:43:26,920
Here, newbies as well as wireheads can intermingle.

3952
03:43:27,320 --> 03:43:28,920
Newbies and wireheads.

3953
03:43:29,000 --> 03:43:32,000
Mingle as they hop on the internet or sample the latest software.

3954
03:43:32,420 --> 03:43:33,980
The hack freak collective.

3955
03:43:34,920 --> 03:43:38,220
The underlying concept is that there are a lot of new advances.

3956
03:43:38,640 --> 03:43:42,300
There's a lot of fucking Columbine-esque sort of visuals here.

3957
03:43:43,180 --> 03:43:44,900
Pure trench coat, that lad.

3958
03:43:45,640 --> 03:43:47,580
Pure fucking trench coat, man.

3959
03:43:52,200 --> 03:43:55,400
Technology that the general.

3960
03:43:55,400 --> 03:43:57,900
Fucking Marshall Smith is after you.

3961
03:43:57,900 --> 03:44:03,660
Thank you very much, Netcafe origin story.

3962
03:44:03,820 --> 03:44:06,960
Public is aware of, but doesn't fully understand.

3963
03:44:07,780 --> 03:44:14,640
And that would include the internet, to an extent, online services, virtual reality, CD-ROM.

3964
03:44:14,940 --> 03:44:16,400
The original Cybersmith.

3965
03:44:16,620 --> 03:44:20,120
And this is a place where they can come and see it and do it.

3966
03:44:20,540 --> 03:44:27,260
This Harvard Square wired eatery is decorated with fiber optic cable, CD-ROM lights, and cozy wraparound booths.

3967
03:44:27,260 --> 03:44:29,180
What the fuck's that lad doing there?

3968
03:44:29,180 --> 03:44:35,520
Eatery is decorated with fiber optic cable, CD-ROM lights, and cozy wraparound booths.

3969
03:44:35,520 --> 03:44:38,900
In order to access any of the 53 computers.

3970
03:44:39,200 --> 03:44:40,940
Fucking slot badger deluxe.

3971
03:44:41,440 --> 03:44:45,120
You'll need a cyber card, which costs $1 for a six-month membership.

3972
03:44:46,160 --> 03:44:47,560
Stick your card in there.

3973
03:44:47,680 --> 03:44:48,980
Card fraud free.

3974
03:44:50,080 --> 03:44:51,320
No one's going to skim your card.

3975
03:44:51,400 --> 03:44:51,880
Don't worry.

3976
03:44:51,980 --> 03:44:53,260
Just stick the card in there.

3977
03:44:53,820 --> 03:44:54,280
You'll need a cyber card.

3978
03:44:54,280 --> 03:44:59,360
We vetted everybody that came along and used this PC for an hour before.

3979
03:45:00,160 --> 03:45:01,720
And made sure they weren't a criminal.

3980
03:45:01,720 --> 03:45:04,580
Cyber card, which costs $1 for a six-month membership.

3981
03:45:05,280 --> 03:45:23,940
Besides surfing the net, you can also try out the latest CD-ROMs, morph your image and print it on a T-shirt, and explore the world of virtual reality.

3982
03:45:24,300 --> 03:45:24,760
Wow.

3983
03:45:24,760 --> 03:45:27,080
It looks as shit as it does today.

3984
03:45:27,080 --> 03:45:29,300
Morph your image and print it on a T-shirt.

3985
03:45:29,840 --> 03:45:31,840
Look at the silver surfer there, look.

3986
03:45:33,820 --> 03:45:35,620
Mom and pop kind of vibe.

3987
03:45:36,800 --> 03:45:39,600
Fucking grandpop and grandmom.

3988
03:45:41,560 --> 03:45:43,120
And explore the world of...

3989
03:45:43,120 --> 03:45:43,820
This lad.

3990
03:45:45,900 --> 03:45:46,740
Crazy bit of business.

3991
03:45:46,740 --> 03:45:47,520
Virtual reality.

3992
03:45:48,020 --> 03:45:51,440
All the software as well as a wealth of books are available for purchase.

3993
03:45:51,740 --> 03:45:52,920
There's the fucking...

3994
03:45:52,920 --> 03:45:53,740
Virtual reality.

3995
03:45:53,740 --> 03:45:54,860
Virtual surfer again.

3996
03:45:55,340 --> 03:45:57,320
This time, reading books.

3997
03:45:59,120 --> 03:46:00,060
He's left.

3998
03:46:00,160 --> 03:46:01,160
He got bored of the PC.

3999
03:46:01,480 --> 03:46:02,820
Gone back to the old school.

4000
03:46:03,360 --> 03:46:06,340
Software as well as a wealth of books are available for purchase.

4001
03:46:06,340 --> 03:46:08,080
And of course, there's the food.

4002
03:46:08,460 --> 03:46:10,080
Espresso, sandwiches and desserts.

4003
03:46:10,580 --> 03:46:11,580
All ordered online.

4004
03:46:12,380 --> 03:46:15,780
Marshall Smith stresses that Cybersmith is not just for computer whiz kids.

4005
03:46:16,160 --> 03:46:16,780
Fighting sticks.

4006
03:46:17,420 --> 03:46:21,100
The cafe provides a comfortable electronic environment for novices as well.

4007
03:46:21,860 --> 03:46:25,880
Knowledgeable staff members called TechnoSmiths are eager to help beginners of...

4008
03:46:25,880 --> 03:46:28,720
With reusing the shot that we already had.

4009
03:46:28,720 --> 03:46:29,400
Any age.

4010
03:46:29,400 --> 03:46:31,040
Big no-no, guys.

4011
03:46:31,600 --> 03:46:33,060
Big no-no.

4012
03:46:34,060 --> 03:46:35,840
We're selling understanding.

4013
03:46:36,100 --> 03:46:36,940
We're selling the...

4014
03:46:36,940 --> 03:46:40,960
Silver Surfer Dominion-esque 559.

4015
03:46:42,380 --> 03:46:43,100
Featuring...

4016
03:46:43,100 --> 03:46:50,760
The Harpo Marks Extraordinaire Deluxe Package Extreme Card.

4017
03:46:50,760 --> 03:46:51,760
We're selling...

4018
03:46:51,760 --> 03:46:51,760
We're selling...

4019
03:46:51,760 --> 03:46:51,760
We're selling...

4020
03:46:51,760 --> 03:46:52,260
We're selling...

4021
03:46:52,260 --> 03:46:53,240
Basically time.

4022
03:46:53,900 --> 03:46:55,380
That's our primary product.

4023
03:46:56,120 --> 03:46:56,760
With...

4024
03:46:56,760 --> 03:46:58,760
We call them TechnoSmiths.

4025
03:46:59,980 --> 03:47:00,580
TechnoSmiths.

4026
03:47:00,580 --> 03:47:04,240
We were saying he's a Cybersmith as a joke, but he's literally just come out with...

4027
03:47:04,240 --> 03:47:05,760
We call them TechnoSmiths.

4028
03:47:06,280 --> 03:47:07,360
Who are in the store.

4029
03:47:07,460 --> 03:47:09,540
Who'll help you do whatever it is that you're trying to do.

4030
03:47:09,540 --> 03:47:12,760
Our slogan down there is...

4031
03:47:12,760 --> 03:47:15,900
I hear and I forget.

4032
03:47:16,580 --> 03:47:19,100
I see and I remember.

4033
03:47:19,680 --> 03:47:21,560
And I do and I understand.

4034
03:47:25,400 --> 03:47:27,540
And that's what the store's on the floor.

4035
03:47:28,000 --> 03:47:30,140
For Computer Chronicles, I'm Giles Bateman.

4036
03:47:30,140 --> 03:47:45,860
And we found something.

4037
03:47:46,420 --> 03:47:47,260
Schindler.

4038
03:47:47,740 --> 03:47:49,660
He's there again.

4039
03:47:49,940 --> 03:47:51,160
It's Schindler.

4040
03:47:52,160 --> 03:47:54,260
Our lovely friend.

4041
03:47:54,840 --> 03:47:56,240
He's down on his luck.

4042
03:47:57,040 --> 03:47:58,320
Life got too hard.

4043
03:47:58,320 --> 03:48:00,660
And now he's sitting there.

4044
03:48:00,720 --> 03:48:03,340
He isn't happy with his card.

4045
03:48:04,880 --> 03:48:07,300
He's on the undercard.

4046
03:48:10,640 --> 03:48:12,500
He's fucking gone from...

4047
03:48:12,500 --> 03:48:15,520
He's transitioned actually from Virgo to Beedle.

4048
03:48:17,460 --> 03:48:21,520
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight as gone to...

4049
03:48:22,800 --> 03:48:25,780
Watch out Virgo's about.

4050
03:48:25,780 --> 03:48:30,160
Thank you very much there, Heron.

4051
03:48:30,680 --> 03:48:34,560
TechnoSmith was a predecessor to Agent Smith of Matrix fame.

4052
03:48:35,740 --> 03:48:37,300
And another thank you very much, Heron.

4053
03:48:37,540 --> 03:48:40,520
A big thank you to Jimmy Floyd Ulsterbank.

4054
03:48:41,740 --> 03:48:42,280
With the tip.

4055
03:48:42,840 --> 03:48:45,720
Who says this is like going back to watch Cheers.

4056
03:48:46,280 --> 03:48:48,380
After binging on Fraser.

4057
03:48:49,040 --> 03:48:49,960
Splendid stuff.

4058
03:48:50,960 --> 03:48:52,040
Kindler's in town.

4059
03:48:54,500 --> 03:48:56,700
Have we found something that turns you on yet?

4060
03:48:57,740 --> 03:48:57,980
Oh.

4061
03:48:59,740 --> 03:49:00,340
I mean...

4062
03:49:00,340 --> 03:49:01,980
Sorry.

4063
03:49:03,060 --> 03:49:03,500
Fuck.

4064
03:49:04,180 --> 03:49:04,640
Fucked it up.

4065
03:49:04,640 --> 03:49:05,740
If not, we get another shot.

4066
03:49:05,740 --> 03:49:06,740
Here to show us...

4067
03:49:06,740 --> 03:49:09,020
Hit us again, Stu.

4068
03:49:09,540 --> 03:49:11,600
Have we found something that turns you on yet?

4069
03:49:11,700 --> 03:49:12,560
If not, we get...

4070
03:49:12,560 --> 03:49:14,380
Hello, Smithers.

4071
03:49:14,500 --> 03:49:16,240
You're really turning me on.

4072
03:49:16,240 --> 03:49:16,840
Another shot.

4073
03:49:16,920 --> 03:49:20,860
Here to show us their picks for the best new computer products of the year are...

4074
03:49:20,860 --> 03:49:23,140
Christine Gretch of Electronic Entertainment Magazine.

4075
03:49:23,680 --> 03:49:24,900
Gretch is after you.

4076
03:49:25,120 --> 03:49:27,220
Beth Cataldo with Computer Life Magazine.

4077
03:49:28,320 --> 03:49:29,360
Cataldo's after you.

4078
03:49:29,440 --> 03:49:31,500
And Paul Schindler, Windows Magazine.

4079
03:49:32,320 --> 03:49:34,740
Schindler's looking in your windows tonight.

4080
03:49:36,200 --> 03:49:37,720
And I guess, Beth, we're going to start with you.

4081
03:49:37,820 --> 03:49:38,460
What neat new...

4082
03:49:38,460 --> 03:49:39,280
Lookin' eyeliner.

4083
03:49:39,360 --> 03:49:40,120
What do you have to show us?

4084
03:49:40,320 --> 03:49:43,180
Well, if you know anyone with a camcorder and a VCR...

4085
03:49:43,180 --> 03:49:43,440
Everyone.

4086
03:49:43,520 --> 03:49:44,820
Yeah, pretty much everyone.

4087
03:49:45,180 --> 03:49:46,020
Takes a lot of movies.

4088
03:49:46,220 --> 03:49:48,240
This is a great product called Video Director.

4089
03:49:48,680 --> 03:49:52,020
All you need is, like I said, a camcorder and your VCR.

4090
03:49:52,340 --> 03:49:54,080
And this cable and the software.

4091
03:49:54,860 --> 03:49:58,480
Once you load it, you play your videos.

4092
03:49:59,220 --> 03:50:03,780
And you define clips that you're going to compile into your final movie.

4093
03:50:03,800 --> 03:50:05,900
So there are video clips running over there off the VCR.

4094
03:50:06,240 --> 03:50:06,520
Right.

4095
03:50:06,700 --> 03:50:09,280
So I want the shot of this man over here.

4096
03:50:09,360 --> 03:50:13,340
I'm going to hit Start of Clip on the software.

4097
03:50:14,120 --> 03:50:17,040
And Video Director has recorded the beginning of the clip.

4098
03:50:17,580 --> 03:50:20,940
When I'm done watching him, I hit End of Clip.

4099
03:50:21,520 --> 03:50:22,040
Who's that guy?

4100
03:50:22,040 --> 03:50:23,240
You're marking your in and your out.

4101
03:50:23,300 --> 03:50:23,820
You got it.

4102
03:50:24,680 --> 03:50:27,380
And then I'll pause the movie for...

4103
03:50:27,380 --> 03:50:27,820
The real film.

4104
03:50:28,200 --> 03:50:28,460
Exactly.

4105
03:50:28,820 --> 03:50:30,480
It's just like professional software.

4106
03:50:30,660 --> 03:50:31,620
But it's cheap.

4107
03:50:31,940 --> 03:50:32,200
Yeah.

4108
03:50:32,320 --> 03:50:33,060
$49.95.

4109
03:50:33,440 --> 03:50:34,240
$49.95.

4110
03:50:34,800 --> 03:50:35,640
So just software.

4111
03:50:36,020 --> 03:50:37,220
And the cables are just the software.

4112
03:50:37,360 --> 03:50:37,700
Well, no.

4113
03:50:37,760 --> 03:50:38,420
The cable also.

4114
03:50:38,660 --> 03:50:41,540
So all you need is a camcorder, a VCR, and a PC.

4115
03:50:42,120 --> 03:50:42,360
Right.

4116
03:50:42,420 --> 03:50:43,140
And the software for it.

4117
03:50:43,280 --> 03:50:44,720
And so you can edit stuff.

4118
03:50:45,600 --> 03:50:48,500
But you need a VHS, VCR, and your original camera.

4119
03:50:48,500 --> 03:50:53,400
Do you always pretend that he's fucking blown away by himself with Ace as well?

4120
03:50:53,460 --> 03:50:53,840
I like that.

4121
03:50:54,080 --> 03:50:55,020
So you have to...

4122
03:50:55,020 --> 03:50:59,140
You have to have someone who's really interested in doing videos in the first place.

4123
03:50:59,240 --> 03:50:59,340
Yeah.

4124
03:50:59,500 --> 03:51:00,700
But basically what you can do...

4125
03:51:00,700 --> 03:51:02,280
For $49, you play.

4126
03:51:02,540 --> 03:51:03,440
How interested do you have to be?

4127
03:51:03,920 --> 03:51:05,160
How interested do you have to be?

4128
03:51:05,240 --> 03:51:05,480
Right.

4129
03:51:05,620 --> 03:51:06,020
Well...

4130
03:51:06,620 --> 03:51:07,540
So how do you actually edit?

4131
03:51:07,600 --> 03:51:08,520
You showed me how you select the cuts.

4132
03:51:08,520 --> 03:51:08,700
Okay.

4133
03:51:08,820 --> 03:51:09,820
So you select the cuts.

4134
03:51:10,160 --> 03:51:12,160
And then all you have to do is say, save clip.

4135
03:51:13,320 --> 03:51:14,660
Dialogue box prompts you.

4136
03:51:14,740 --> 03:51:16,900
I'm going to say, plant three.

4137
03:51:17,080 --> 03:51:18,860
Because this is some video of a plant show.

4138
03:51:18,860 --> 03:51:20,620
You can put a little name on each clip.

4139
03:51:20,760 --> 03:51:20,940
Right.

4140
03:51:21,140 --> 03:51:22,200
Not just any plant show.

4141
03:51:22,700 --> 03:51:23,960
Not just any plant show.

4142
03:51:24,040 --> 03:51:24,280
Right.

4143
03:51:24,700 --> 03:51:26,560
And then you can continue on.

4144
03:51:27,360 --> 03:51:31,660
Marking your takes and saving your clips.

4145
03:51:32,000 --> 03:51:38,880
Then once you're done with that, all you have to do is drag and drop these clips in a particular order that you want them to run.

4146
03:51:39,820 --> 03:51:42,560
So say I want plant show two.

4147
03:51:42,560 --> 03:51:45,020
And then I want to run plant three in between those two.

4148
03:51:45,380 --> 03:51:46,960
And press go and walk out and come back.

4149
03:51:47,160 --> 03:51:47,760
You press go.

4150
03:51:48,520 --> 03:51:48,740
Huh.

4151
03:51:49,320 --> 03:51:55,000
And your VCR will be ready to go.

4152
03:51:55,040 --> 03:51:59,240
So basically with all the hardware most people currently have, with this you can do your own editing.

4153
03:51:59,320 --> 03:51:59,660
Exactly.

4154
03:51:59,880 --> 03:52:01,680
Now can you do different kinds of effects between?

4155
03:52:01,860 --> 03:52:02,460
Or is it just cuts?

4156
03:52:02,460 --> 03:52:02,460
No.

4157
03:52:02,460 --> 03:52:03,900
That's why it's inexpensive.

4158
03:52:04,020 --> 03:52:04,220
Right.

4159
03:52:04,280 --> 03:52:05,180
It's just butt cuts.

4160
03:52:05,280 --> 03:52:05,480
Right.

4161
03:52:05,680 --> 03:52:06,280
And...

4162
03:52:06,280 --> 03:52:07,980
Fucking butt cuts, man.

4163
03:52:09,500 --> 03:52:10,140
...between?

4164
03:52:10,420 --> 03:52:10,980
Or is it just cuts?

4165
03:52:10,980 --> 03:52:11,060
No.

4166
03:52:11,060 --> 03:52:12,440
That's why it's inexpensive.

4167
03:52:12,600 --> 03:52:12,760
Right.

4168
03:52:12,820 --> 03:52:13,600
It's just butt cuts.

4169
03:52:13,600 --> 03:52:15,680
Peter Silverland butt cuts.

4170
03:52:15,800 --> 03:52:15,980
Right.

4171
03:52:16,160 --> 03:52:16,640
And...

4172
03:52:16,640 --> 03:52:18,460
But it's great to take out.

4173
03:52:18,460 --> 03:52:19,380
Out of focus shots.

4174
03:52:19,500 --> 03:52:22,680
You know, there's a lot of people that just keep their videos on the shelf because who wants

4175
03:52:22,680 --> 03:52:23,540
to show them to anyone?

4176
03:52:23,680 --> 03:52:24,220
You know, you've got that bag.

4177
03:52:24,220 --> 03:52:24,260
Yeah, exactly.

4178
03:52:24,260 --> 03:52:26,160
He wants to watch all those four hours worth of junk.

4179
03:52:26,280 --> 03:52:26,680
Exactly.

4180
03:52:26,920 --> 03:52:27,100
Exactly.

4181
03:52:27,100 --> 03:52:27,380
Okay.

4182
03:52:27,380 --> 03:52:28,940
So it's called Video Director Home.

4183
03:52:29,160 --> 03:52:29,600
That's right.

4184
03:52:29,720 --> 03:52:30,600
And it's from Gold Disc.

4185
03:52:30,800 --> 03:52:31,220
That's right.

4186
03:52:31,320 --> 03:52:31,580
All right.

4187
03:52:31,620 --> 03:52:32,000
That's great.

4188
03:52:32,540 --> 03:52:33,180
Paul, you're on.

4189
03:52:33,220 --> 03:52:33,820
What are you going to show us?

4190
03:52:33,840 --> 03:52:35,800
Well, I'm going to show you a great game.

4191
03:52:35,920 --> 03:52:37,280
Now, you know, Stuart.

4192
03:52:39,680 --> 03:52:40,340
Paul, you're on.

4193
03:52:40,380 --> 03:52:40,960
What are you going to show us?

4194
03:52:41,000 --> 03:52:42,960
Well, I'm going to show you a great game.

4195
03:52:43,080 --> 03:52:46,940
Now, you know, Stuart, although not a lot of people do, that I was on Jeopardy!

4196
03:52:46,940 --> 03:52:47,540
and I am a...

4197
03:52:47,540 --> 03:52:48,740
So you know from great games.

4198
03:52:48,740 --> 03:52:49,800
I know from great games.

4199
03:52:49,800 --> 03:52:49,860
Oh, my God.

4200
03:52:49,860 --> 03:52:52,880
And this is one of the most entertaining computer games I have ever seen.

4201
03:52:54,200 --> 03:52:55,220
Oh, my God.

4202
03:53:13,060 --> 03:53:13,420
No.

4203
03:53:14,780 --> 03:53:15,740
It's not a chance.

4204
03:53:17,440 --> 03:53:18,340
Not a chance.

4205
03:53:19,460 --> 03:53:20,680
It's from Berkeley Systems.

4206
03:53:20,820 --> 03:53:21,220
It's $50.

4207
03:53:21,620 --> 03:53:23,180
It's called You Don't Know Jack.

4208
03:53:23,400 --> 03:53:26,040
Now, it's set up as if you're on a television game show.

4209
03:53:26,260 --> 03:53:27,620
Choice of one, two, or three players.

4210
03:53:27,880 --> 03:53:29,080
We've had it be one player.

4211
03:53:29,180 --> 03:53:29,800
It's got music.

4212
03:53:29,940 --> 03:53:30,840
It's got special effects.

4213
03:53:30,840 --> 03:53:34,080
And it's got the weirdest questions and categories you've ever seen.

4214
03:53:34,260 --> 03:53:36,720
I'm going to start it up here and play a question or two.

4215
03:53:38,300 --> 03:53:38,640
All right.

4216
03:53:38,700 --> 03:53:42,460
I'm going to go for the category The Periodic Table and The House of Hanover.

4217
03:53:42,460 --> 03:53:43,840
What'd you do?

4218
03:53:44,280 --> 03:53:45,420
It's question number.

4219
03:53:45,420 --> 03:53:48,240
Every question has one of these animated openings with a chorus.

4220
03:53:48,240 --> 03:53:49,660
The table and The House of Hanover.

4221
03:53:49,660 --> 03:53:50,180
A value.

4222
03:53:51,280 --> 03:53:53,780
Now, if there were multiple players, they could buzz in for the question.

4223
03:53:54,000 --> 03:53:55,340
Put your fingers on your buzzers.

4224
03:53:55,460 --> 03:53:56,220
Here's the question.

4225
03:53:56,380 --> 03:53:56,920
Number B.

4226
03:53:56,920 --> 03:54:00,380
King George III and other rulers were really made of noble stuff.

4227
03:54:00,520 --> 03:54:01,820
Which guess might they pass?

4228
03:54:01,900 --> 03:54:03,240
I hope he gets it wrong.

4229
03:54:03,580 --> 03:54:05,300
He is full of beans, actually, today.

4230
03:54:07,640 --> 03:54:08,680
Oscar fucking...

4231
03:54:08,680 --> 03:54:09,760
I keep calling him Oscar Schindler.

4232
03:54:09,980 --> 03:54:10,560
Paul Schindler.

4233
03:54:10,680 --> 03:54:12,480
He looks happier than the last episode.

4234
03:54:12,560 --> 03:54:13,260
Glory, neon.

4235
03:54:13,260 --> 03:54:14,080
There's a noble guy.

4236
03:54:15,380 --> 03:54:15,920
All right.

4237
03:54:16,060 --> 03:54:16,980
Hey, I know my chemistry.

4238
03:54:17,320 --> 03:54:17,700
Look at that.

4239
03:54:18,400 --> 03:54:19,520
Do I have time for one more?

4240
03:54:19,520 --> 03:54:19,960
Yeah, go ahead.

4241
03:54:20,040 --> 03:54:21,600
Yeah, these questions are so odd.

4242
03:54:21,660 --> 03:54:23,740
But the music and the guys chatter.

4243
03:54:24,060 --> 03:54:24,640
Every time you play the game is different.

4244
03:54:24,640 --> 03:54:26,940
This is multimedia trivial pursuit.

4245
03:54:27,160 --> 03:54:27,320
It is.

4246
03:54:27,500 --> 03:54:29,260
And it's cartoons and fancy winnings.

4247
03:54:29,300 --> 03:54:30,640
And there are hundreds of categories.

4248
03:54:30,820 --> 03:54:31,660
Hundreds of questions.

4249
03:54:32,540 --> 03:54:32,860
It's...

4250
03:54:32,860 --> 03:54:35,040
Never seen a game like this.

4251
03:54:35,160 --> 03:54:37,060
It runs on the Macintosh where I'm demonstrating.

4252
03:54:37,180 --> 03:54:38,580
It also runs on the Windows 95.

4253
03:54:38,760 --> 03:54:41,260
You can run it under Windows 3.1 if you have Win32S.

4254
03:54:41,320 --> 03:54:43,020
Thank you very much, clone name Gibso.

4255
03:54:43,020 --> 03:54:44,560
After hearing Jimmy Floyd Ulster Bank.

4256
03:54:45,220 --> 03:54:50,240
I need to get Ugo Albiogu out of my system.

4257
03:54:50,340 --> 03:54:51,120
Thank you very much.

4258
03:54:52,640 --> 03:54:56,560
But it's so fancy, it takes a pretty powerful machine to play it well.

4259
03:54:57,580 --> 03:54:58,900
4866, I'd say.

4260
03:54:58,900 --> 03:54:59,660
Why is that?

4261
03:54:59,740 --> 03:55:01,040
I mean, it's just words and audio.

4262
03:55:01,180 --> 03:55:01,980
What's the big deal?

4263
03:55:03,220 --> 03:55:03,940
It's clever.

4264
03:55:04,100 --> 03:55:04,520
It's funny.

4265
03:55:04,620 --> 03:55:05,320
It's well written.

4266
03:55:05,620 --> 03:55:06,780
And that takes processing power.

4267
03:55:06,840 --> 03:55:08,020
And that takes processing power.

4268
03:55:08,340 --> 03:55:10,820
Now, I didn't get a chance to read which of these would be incorrect.

4269
03:55:11,420 --> 03:55:11,840
I don't know.

4270
03:55:13,380 --> 03:55:15,760
I just lost it because I didn't actually have time to read the question.

4271
03:55:15,760 --> 03:55:17,180
So, I mean, this is Paul or game stuff.

4272
03:55:17,180 --> 03:55:17,600
Yeah, right.

4273
03:55:17,600 --> 03:55:19,220
A bunch of people sit around and the computer sort of runs the game.

4274
03:55:19,220 --> 03:55:20,340
And the computer runs the game.

4275
03:55:20,340 --> 03:55:25,120
But it's not like the other computerized game shows I've seen.

4276
03:55:25,220 --> 03:55:27,080
Because it's not simple questions and answers.

4277
03:55:27,220 --> 03:55:29,160
It's not like the home version of Jeopardy.

4278
03:55:29,340 --> 03:55:30,340
It's exciting.

4279
03:55:30,500 --> 03:55:30,960
It's interesting.

4280
03:55:31,100 --> 03:55:31,480
It's funny.

4281
03:55:31,600 --> 03:55:32,020
It's clever.

4282
03:55:32,160 --> 03:55:32,980
It's got attitude.

4283
03:55:33,340 --> 03:55:33,760
I think you like it.

4284
03:55:34,480 --> 03:55:36,880
I've got Schindler's shoes down here.

4285
03:55:40,060 --> 03:55:40,680
We just...

4286
03:55:40,680 --> 03:55:41,600
I think you like it.

4287
03:55:41,600 --> 03:55:42,060
I think you like it.

4288
03:55:42,060 --> 03:55:42,860
It's exciting.

4289
03:55:42,980 --> 03:55:43,440
It's interesting.

4290
03:55:43,600 --> 03:55:43,980
It's funny.

4291
03:55:44,080 --> 03:55:44,520
It's clever.

4292
03:55:44,640 --> 03:55:45,480
It's got attitude.

4293
03:55:45,480 --> 03:55:46,420
I think you like it.

4294
03:55:46,920 --> 03:55:47,500
I like it.

4295
03:55:48,280 --> 03:55:52,000
I think you like it.

4296
03:55:52,000 --> 03:55:52,800
I think you like it.

4297
03:55:53,160 --> 03:55:53,520
Exciting.

4298
03:55:53,640 --> 03:55:54,100
It's interesting.

4299
03:55:54,220 --> 03:55:54,640
It's funny.

4300
03:55:54,720 --> 03:55:55,180
It's clever.

4301
03:55:55,300 --> 03:55:56,120
It's got attitude.

4302
03:55:56,440 --> 03:55:56,960
I think you like it.

4303
03:55:57,060 --> 03:55:57,900
I think I like it.

4304
03:55:58,080 --> 03:55:58,440
Christine.

4305
03:55:59,660 --> 03:56:01,120
Oh, it shut him up there.

4306
03:56:01,260 --> 03:56:02,400
Stu shut him up a bit.

4307
03:56:04,060 --> 03:56:04,740
It's funny.

4308
03:56:04,860 --> 03:56:05,300
It's clever.

4309
03:56:05,420 --> 03:56:06,240
It's got attitude.

4310
03:56:06,560 --> 03:56:07,100
I think you like it.

4311
03:56:07,160 --> 03:56:08,020
I think I like it.

4312
03:56:08,020 --> 03:56:08,520
I think you like it.

4313
03:56:09,100 --> 03:56:10,640
Oh, look.

4314
03:56:12,760 --> 03:56:13,500
Bad, isn't it?

4315
03:56:14,600 --> 03:56:17,280
We've got any sad music for that when he looked away.

4316
03:56:17,280 --> 03:56:19,520
That'd be fucking nice.

4317
03:56:25,660 --> 03:56:26,220
That's...

4318
03:56:26,220 --> 03:56:26,860
That's...

4319
03:56:26,860 --> 03:56:28,240
We don't need that.

4320
03:56:28,300 --> 03:56:29,160
That's just comedy.

4321
03:56:29,820 --> 03:56:30,100
Comedy.

4322
03:56:32,960 --> 03:56:34,060
I don't...

4323
03:56:34,060 --> 03:56:34,920
Violin, is it?

4324
03:56:34,920 --> 03:56:35,020
Is it?

4325
03:56:35,020 --> 03:56:37,020
You

4326
03:56:49,300 --> 03:56:54,020
Christine your turn what a different kind of game. It's called panic in the park. Huh?

4327
03:56:56,360 --> 03:56:58,960
Lovely looks brilliant

4328
03:57:00,540 --> 03:57:02,540
Might be able to play that

4329
03:57:02,840 --> 03:57:04,840
What are the days?

4330
03:57:04,840 --> 03:57:11,540
And I can already see the graphic design on the board there look shit if tried to fade in or

4331
03:57:12,300 --> 03:57:17,180
Meld two ladies there. I don't know if they're the same woman, but as a Marilyn Monroe like and

4332
03:57:18,200 --> 03:57:22,840
She doesn't really blend into the head of the other woman very well there

4333
03:57:25,000 --> 03:57:33,320
And this is an adventure game much like this it's the first-person perspective in this case you're wandering around an amusement park and

4334
03:57:34,220 --> 03:57:39,820
The big selling point here point and click stars Erica Alaniac who was with Baywatch

4335
03:57:39,820 --> 03:57:43,620
You may remember her from the Beverly Hillbillies movie. Okay, you may not

4336
03:57:45,040 --> 03:57:52,520
Basically what you're doing you're wandering around the park and you're gonna interact with these video characters the game the game ships on three CD-ROM

4337
03:57:52,880 --> 03:57:55,660
It looks depressing and all the video

4338
03:57:55,900 --> 03:58:02,900
So I explore the park but what makes us a little bit different and kind of fun for families is that there's traditional

4339
03:58:03,560 --> 03:58:08,240
Amusement park games in here something like ski ball or whatnot and I can just play the normal yeah

4340
03:58:08,240 --> 03:58:12,620
So you can do the adventure game or you can go ahead and just play these little quick

4341
03:58:13,500 --> 03:58:15,500
What's the object of the game when you're exploring?

4342
03:58:16,140 --> 03:58:18,140
Look in it

4343
03:58:19,100 --> 03:58:26,700
You're trying to you're trying to solve a mystery the um there we have evil twins if there's an evil twin and a good twin and the park is up for

4344
03:58:28,220 --> 03:58:35,420
Up for closure and you're trying to save the park. Okay, so you leave the monitor a wipe exactly it's dusty as fuck

4345
03:58:35,420 --> 03:58:38,700
How did they not pick this up looking for the lost deed here?

4346
03:58:38,700 --> 03:58:45,900
And what I'm doing right now is I'm going to the whoops. I didn't want that I'm trying to call up one of the games so I can show you

4347
03:58:46,300 --> 03:58:48,300
Just the traditional

4348
03:58:48,300 --> 03:58:49,820
Here

4349
03:58:49,820 --> 03:58:54,060
The amusement park games okay now do you have to do these games to win the big game?

4350
03:58:54,060 --> 03:58:59,580
Or do you just stop and have fun and take a break from solving the puzzle you you do this as part of solving the whole?

4351
03:58:59,580 --> 03:59:01,740
So you have to play these arcade games, right?

4352
03:59:01,740 --> 03:59:07,080
But you can also go ahead and just do them for amusement. Can you win this without clues and tips?

4353
03:59:07,680 --> 03:59:14,000
No, you you have a normal human being play this game. Yeah, actually you can and that's been um sort of a complaint game

4354
03:59:14,000 --> 03:59:21,920
Dig there at Schindler. Is that it isn't it isn't as hard as some something else, but it's great for families

4355
03:59:22,720 --> 03:59:24,720
And here here we're bringing up

4356
03:59:25,120 --> 03:59:28,240
You'll recognize this is like skee-ball. Oh, yeah sure skee-ball

4357
03:59:30,320 --> 03:59:33,920
It takes a little practice to get used to you're on the edge there. Yeah, so

4358
03:59:35,280 --> 03:59:39,840
Okay, so real quick let's run around I know each have a couple more things you want to tell us about beth you go next

4359
03:59:40,160 --> 03:59:50,560
Uh, this is a blockbuster movie and videos cd which has 21,000 videos you can go through get some ideas of what to go exactly so you don't have to spend hours in the video store

4360
03:59:50,800 --> 03:59:55,600
And it's going to have monthly updates three dollars so you can keep it current online or you got to buy online?

4361
03:59:55,600 --> 03:59:57,600
Yeah, real situation

4362
03:59:57,760 --> 04:00:07,840
The other one is a cranberry's new audio cd has these interactive liner notes so you can go in put it on your um pc and actually play um

4363
04:00:09,120 --> 04:00:11,120
So half audio cd half cd

4364
04:00:11,680 --> 04:00:13,680
It's a it's

4365
04:00:13,760 --> 04:00:19,040
Could be that the sister of uh keefer so keefer so keefer than the say

4366
04:00:20,160 --> 04:00:22,240
It was there and get that window

4367
04:00:22,240 --> 04:00:42,240
It's an interesting vibe

4368
04:00:42,240 --> 04:00:59,600
Kind of like a mirror maybe maybe separated at birth maybe twins

4369
04:01:00,240 --> 04:01:05,200
cd-rom right and you can go into their like photo albums and find about the history of the band yeah

4370
04:01:05,200 --> 04:01:11,600
This is where cds will be going all schindler well, I got two quick things to show you first of all the pc cam now

4371
04:01:11,600 --> 04:01:19,520
This is a color camera 500 you brought out this box when you're talking about this so now look at that is that a ridge racer car?

4372
04:01:20,640 --> 04:01:24,640
95 maybe not the ultimate 3d gaming experience

4373
04:01:25,840 --> 04:01:27,520
You've got a fucking

4374
04:01:27,520 --> 04:01:29,520
Tekken fighter type fella there

4375
04:01:30,720 --> 04:01:31,920
They're taking the piss

4376
04:01:32,880 --> 04:01:35,200
But the size of the box anyway, it's fucking huge

4377
04:01:36,400 --> 04:01:41,520
Well, I got confused here. All right, this is what you tell this is what i'm telling you about pc cam. This is a color camera

4378
04:01:41,520 --> 04:01:49,600
There's a microphone inside of it. It's from sony on the back. You have video outlets and uh svhs outlet that can go into any computer

4379
04:01:49,600 --> 04:01:56,720
This is like the quick cam we saw from uh tim in the first segment, but this is color, but it's color and uh, and it's a sony

4380
04:01:57,360 --> 04:02:01,760
It's a nice device and very small a very very high video quality and how much?

4381
04:02:02,240 --> 04:02:08,720
500 okay, and this is now the labs 3d blaster 350 dollars the board of the future for 3d game playing

4382
04:02:08,720 --> 04:02:11,600
They're trying to establish a new standard for

4383
04:02:12,160 --> 04:02:19,120
Enhanced graphics in the pc world and their creative labs. They invented the sound blaster. I think they have a realistic chance

4384
04:02:19,120 --> 04:02:22,720
But this is graphics video not sound they're moving out

4385
04:02:22,720 --> 04:02:24,720
I think

4386
04:02:24,720 --> 04:02:25,840
You're first to the band yeah

4387
04:02:25,840 --> 04:02:31,440
Maybe more sutherland than michelle smith

4388
04:02:34,080 --> 04:02:38,160
Maybe look fucking michelle smith with the bill clinton

4389
04:02:46,720 --> 04:02:50,880
Don't know where we're going here. It's a fucking a rabbit hole like none other

4390
04:03:03,280 --> 04:03:06,640
There we get that off the screen don't need any of that. This is worse dds

4391
04:03:07,200 --> 04:03:08,640
our camera and

4392
04:03:08,720 --> 04:03:15,280
500 okay, but uh, it's beadle-esque though with uh with schindler isn't it?

4393
04:03:15,280 --> 04:03:41,280
Late stage beadle. It's real fucking late stage beadle. What about this one? There. Now 3D Blaster.

4394
04:03:44,280 --> 04:03:51,280
Can't get the fucking... get the right one. We need the right shot of... there we go.

4395
04:03:51,280 --> 04:03:55,280
And their creative life...

4396
04:03:55,280 --> 04:03:58,280
And we get the...

4397
04:04:06,280 --> 04:04:13,280
Find some fucking heavy pictures here of the beadlemeister. Fucking beadle went bust there.

4398
04:04:13,280 --> 04:04:15,280
Beedle or bust?

4399
04:04:28,280 --> 04:04:30,280
Maybe that one.

4400
04:04:30,280 --> 04:04:44,280
Sound Blaster, I think they have a realistic chance...

4401
04:04:44,280 --> 04:04:49,280
But this is graphics video, not sound. This is graphics video, not sound. They're moving out.

4402
04:04:49,280 --> 04:04:54,280
Christine, quickly.

4403
04:04:54,280 --> 04:04:55,280
Christine, quickly.

4404
04:04:55,280 --> 04:05:09,280
Okay, we have a passion for art, and this is a virtual art gallery. You can walk around, take a look at a collection that you, you know, the public hasn't been able to see. That's about $40. And then we have Zoop, which is often being compared to Tetris.

4405
04:05:09,280 --> 04:05:10,280
Zoop is after you.

4406
04:05:10,280 --> 04:05:27,280
It's just a quick, really addictive twitch game. Okay. If I ask Giles...

4407
04:05:27,280 --> 04:05:30,280
Real head nod there. Really addictive.

4408
04:05:30,280 --> 04:05:36,280
And she spikes the camera as well. Real spike job. Spike eyes.

4409
04:05:36,280 --> 04:05:54,280
F*ckin' shpike island. Um, twitch game. Okay. Twitch is it? F*ckin' streaming. She knew the crack, even back then. Hey. Look at that for a... head bop. Boom. Real f*ckin' oomph in the boom.

4410
04:05:54,280 --> 04:06:19,520
Boom. Whiplash. Lot of zoop in that boop.

4411
04:06:20,160 --> 04:06:26,580
If I asked Giles Bateman for his best new computer product of the year, he would no doubt say something having to do with the Internet.

4412
04:06:26,940 --> 04:06:30,840
So let's pop over to Giles Hangout for his recommendations on our...

4413
04:06:30,840 --> 04:06:32,080
Giles Hangout.

4414
04:06:32,320 --> 04:06:33,520
Consumer Buying Guide Show.

4415
04:06:34,000 --> 04:06:38,220
Thanks, Stuart. There's one application I wouldn't be on the Internet without, and that's Claris Emailer.

4416
04:06:38,220 --> 04:06:46,280
It allows me to input information about all my different email accounts, and then it will bring all those messages into one inbox, and one outbox for that matter.

4417
04:06:46,400 --> 04:06:48,520
People saying it was a Japanese bow.

4418
04:06:48,520 --> 04:06:52,520
No. While Matt Burgess...

4419
04:06:53,520 --> 04:06:55,200
Make sure to note Timothy.

4420
04:06:55,360 --> 04:06:58,820
Tetris, it's just a quick, really addictive Twitch game.

4421
04:06:59,060 --> 04:07:00,740
Okay. If I as...

4422
04:07:00,740 --> 04:07:03,900
It's just a quick, really addictive Twitch game.

4423
04:07:04,100 --> 04:07:08,440
Okay. If I asked Giles Bateman for his best new computer product...

4424
04:07:08,440 --> 04:07:18,440
I would have an application I wouldn't be on the Internet without, and that's Claris Emailer. It allows me to input information about all my different email accounts, and then it will bring all those messages into one inbox, and one outbox for that matter.

4425
04:07:18,440 --> 04:07:19,780
How many email accounts do you need, like?

4426
04:07:19,780 --> 04:07:24,780
Whether it's an America Online account, a CompuServe account, eWorld, Internet Radio Mail, you name it.

4427
04:07:24,780 --> 04:07:26,780
And maybe you have a business email.

4428
04:07:26,780 --> 04:07:28,780
One of my favorite things about email is its address handling.

4429
04:07:28,780 --> 04:07:57,780
Many of my friends have more than one actual email address, so I can input as many of those as I want. I've got, I think, 176 names in this entire list. And I can choose which address to send to and which address to send from. It will address the message appropriately. Send it appropriately. And if I've enclosed any files, it will compress those appropriately. Go to Claris' site. Download their free trial version. You won't want to live without it once you've tried it. Now, next, if you are trying to become a webmaster, set up your own website. I definitely recommend...

4430
04:07:57,780 --> 04:07:58,780
There's a hair on that fuckin'...

4431
04:07:58,780 --> 04:08:01,780
Now, next, if you are trying to become a webmaster...

4432
04:08:01,780 --> 04:08:22,780
It's a real web... There's a webmaster going on there. It's a web of fuckin' hair. It's a real meat and two potatoes sort of vibe. It's a real... It's a real trunk. Hunk of trunk. It's a forest. It's a real fuckin' black forest gath hole.

4433
04:08:22,780 --> 04:08:26,780
...set up your own website. I definitely recommend webmaster Macintosh or webmaster...

4434
04:08:26,780 --> 04:08:29,780
It's a real Richard Keyes wolfman extravaganza.

4435
04:08:29,780 --> 04:08:33,780
...windows. How to build your own web server without really trying really sums up the entire point.

4436
04:08:33,780 --> 04:08:34,780
Lookin' teen wolf.

4437
04:08:34,780 --> 04:08:44,780
...these will teach you how to set up a website from scratch. Now, last but not least, Tim was mentioning this earlier, but the Connectix Quick Cam is really cool because if you have it, you can connect and use...

4438
04:08:44,780 --> 04:08:51,780
...participate in CUCME conferences that look like this.

4439
04:08:51,780 --> 04:08:59,780
It just fades back to him. Thanks, Giles. It's rubbish. That looked rubbish. And it really warrants one of these sounds.

4440
04:09:02,780 --> 04:09:04,780
Especially this guy.

4441
04:09:06,780 --> 04:09:07,780
I see him.

4442
04:09:07,780 --> 04:09:15,780
Thanks, Giles. Time now for this week's computer news. Here's Laurie with the latest from Random Access.

4443
04:09:15,780 --> 04:09:16,780
Laurie Lightfoot.

4444
04:09:16,780 --> 04:09:18,780
In the Random Access file this week, the Wall Street...

4445
04:09:19,780 --> 04:09:24,780
...is an insane bit of moosage. Fuckin' moose tea is after you.

4446
04:09:24,780 --> 04:09:28,780
...Journal reports that Packard Bell is in financial trouble...

4447
04:09:28,780 --> 04:09:29,780
Chocolate moose.

4448
04:09:29,780 --> 04:09:41,780
...to borrow money from its major supplier, Intel. Analysts say that Packard Bell guessed wrong in pushing 75 MHz Pentium machines while its competitors are challenging with 100 MHz PCs.

4449
04:09:41,780 --> 04:09:48,780
The good news for consumers is that Packard Bell may be slashing prices just in time for the holiday buying season.

4450
04:09:49,780 --> 04:09:53,780
Also good news for Macintosh users. Another clone maker has entered the market.

4451
04:09:54,780 --> 04:09:59,780
U-Max of Taiwan has signed an agreement with Apple to produce Mac-compatible computers.

4452
04:10:00,780 --> 04:10:03,780
U-Max will initially sell into the Asian market.

4453
04:10:04,780 --> 04:10:10,780
IBM is taking the net seriously. Computer reseller News says that IBM will soon launch a new division dedicated exclusively.

4454
04:10:10,780 --> 04:10:17,780
to Internet software products. IBM has already committed to building a low-cost Internet terminal.

4455
04:10:18,780 --> 04:10:22,780
DataQuest has lowered its projection for Windows 95 sales this year.

4456
04:10:23,780 --> 04:10:31,780
The research company says it now estimates that about 16 million copies of the Win95 will be in consumers' hands by the end of the year.

4457
04:10:31,780 --> 04:10:34,780
The original estimate was 20 million.

4458
04:10:35,780 --> 04:10:38,780
Lotus has shipped its Windows 95 version of the Smart Suite.

4459
04:10:39,780 --> 04:10:46,780
The new 76 edition of Smart Suite includes re-architected 32-bit versions of its basic applications, plus new groupware features.

4460
04:10:47,780 --> 04:10:54,780
Zenith has introduced the Zenote GT Notebook computer with a 12.1-inch color display, the biggest in the industry.

4461
04:10:55,780 --> 04:11:01,780
The Zenith screen offers 38% more viewing area than the standard 10.4-inch display.

4462
04:11:02,780 --> 04:11:03,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4463
04:11:03,780 --> 04:11:04,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4464
04:11:04,780 --> 04:11:05,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4465
04:11:05,780 --> 04:11:06,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4466
04:11:06,780 --> 04:11:07,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4467
04:11:07,780 --> 04:11:08,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4468
04:11:08,780 --> 04:11:09,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4469
04:11:09,780 --> 04:11:10,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4470
04:11:10,780 --> 04:11:11,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4471
04:11:11,780 --> 04:11:12,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4472
04:11:12,780 --> 04:11:13,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4473
04:11:13,780 --> 04:11:14,780
The Zenith screen offers a new version of the Zenith screen.

4474
04:11:14,780 --> 04:11:21,580
And if you're getting tired of swapping CD-ROMs, Alps Electric has introduced a four-disc CD-ROM changer.

4475
04:11:22,000 --> 04:11:26,240
It's a four-speed drive that can switch among audio CDs, photo CDs.

4476
04:11:26,240 --> 04:11:27,920
Fucking 4x4 pack.

4477
04:11:29,520 --> 04:11:33,200
It's got a lot of fucking functionality.

4478
04:11:33,680 --> 04:11:38,040
Just by the looks of the fucking thing, it's got a lot of nice fucking functionality going for it.

4479
04:11:38,080 --> 04:11:41,120
It's got a volume slider. You can stick your headphones in it.

4480
04:11:42,100 --> 04:11:44,440
Push, play, forward, back, eject.

4481
04:11:45,120 --> 04:11:50,080
CDI discs and standard CD-ROMs. List price is under $500.

4482
04:11:51,080 --> 04:11:55,900
Finally, a new Gallup poll shows that PCs are the king of the hill now.

4483
04:11:56,320 --> 04:12:02,760
52% of Americans say they would prefer a new PC for Christmas rather than a new TV set.

4484
04:12:03,140 --> 04:12:06,580
Well, that's it for this week's Random Access News. Back to you, Stuart.

4485
04:12:07,280 --> 04:12:11,680
That's it for this special Consumers Buying Guide edition of the Computer Chronicles.

4486
04:12:11,880 --> 04:12:13,820
I know this all went by very fast.

4487
04:12:14,080 --> 04:12:17,560
We'll review all the top products of the year for you as we close the show.

4488
04:12:18,100 --> 04:12:22,400
Remember, we'll be back again next week with more neat stuff from the world of personal computer technology.

4489
04:12:23,080 --> 04:12:25,900
I'm Stuart Shiffey. Hope to see you here again next time.

4490
04:12:25,900 --> 04:12:26,760
Thanks, Stu.

4491
04:12:28,520 --> 04:12:29,520
Cheers, Stu.

4492
04:12:30,020 --> 04:12:30,520
Love you, man.

4493
04:12:30,520 --> 04:12:31,200
Love you, man.

4494
04:12:31,200 --> 04:12:36,680
Made possible in part by Hewlett Packard Personal Computers, developing PCs for business.

4495
04:12:44,240 --> 04:12:47,800
Additional funding from the Software Publishers Association,

4496
04:12:48,280 --> 04:12:51,080
providers of educational materials to help manage software.

4497
04:12:51,500 --> 04:12:52,720
Don't copy that copy.

4498
04:12:55,040 --> 04:12:59,000
Videotape copies of all Computer Chronicle shows are available for $32.50.

4499
04:12:59,000 --> 04:13:01,100
Please order by show number and topic.

4500
04:13:01,660 --> 04:13:05,180
And for more detailed information about the series, guests, and products featured,

4501
04:13:05,540 --> 04:13:07,740
you can also order a subscription to the Shafé Letter.

4502
04:13:08,240 --> 04:13:13,940
In each issue, Stuart provides his unique insights and thoughts about the fast-changing world of personal technology.

4503
04:13:14,640 --> 04:13:19,900
Videotapes and the Shafé Letter can be ordered by calling 1-800-800-520-520.

4504
04:13:19,980 --> 04:13:21,680
It's been a beautiful night of stew.

4505
04:13:22,460 --> 04:13:24,700
Thanks for coming out and making it happen tonight.

4506
04:13:25,500 --> 04:13:26,640
Can't get better than that.

4507
04:13:26,640 --> 04:13:29,540
What an absolute unbelievable fucking situation.

4508
04:13:29,880 --> 04:13:31,460
Thanks, everybody, for tuning in.

4509
04:13:31,900 --> 04:13:33,460
Thanks to director Chris Fenwick.

4510
04:13:33,640 --> 04:13:34,900
Fenwick, Fenwick, Fenwick, Fenwick.

4511
04:13:35,160 --> 04:13:36,180
Vanessa Santos.

4512
04:13:36,860 --> 04:13:37,780
Patrick Moiru.

4513
04:13:37,920 --> 04:13:38,480
Robin Ray.

4514
04:13:38,600 --> 04:13:39,440
Debbie Reynolds.

4515
04:13:39,700 --> 04:13:40,620
Phil Ezapardi.

4516
04:13:41,560 --> 04:13:42,760
Doug Johnson.

4517
04:13:43,980 --> 04:13:45,700
Jill Silvestri.

4518
04:13:46,440 --> 04:13:47,660
And Penn Butler.

4519
04:13:47,660 --> 04:13:47,780
And Penn Butler.

4520
04:13:47,780 --> 04:13:47,780
And Penn Butler.

4521
04:13:47,780 --> 04:13:47,820
And Penn Butler.

4522
04:13:47,820 --> 04:13:47,840
And Penn Butler.

4523
04:13:47,840 --> 04:13:50,160
Post-production Tom Van Horn.

4524
04:13:50,360 --> 04:13:51,800
Don't forget about Dan Hoffman.

4525
04:13:51,920 --> 04:13:52,880
Steven Osciak.

4526
04:13:53,420 --> 04:13:54,780
And what about Mass.

4527
04:13:54,940 --> 04:13:56,460
Rag, Renard, and Ulrich.

4528
04:13:56,860 --> 04:13:59,320
Chris Phillips on the fucking sound cans.

4529
04:13:59,740 --> 04:14:00,680
Yeah, Chris Richardson.

4530
04:14:01,420 --> 04:14:03,460
And Jim Threlkeld on vid.

4531
04:14:03,800 --> 04:14:05,180
John Hall on tape.

4532
04:14:05,680 --> 04:14:08,540
And you had Marsha Bigoni and Rene Cron.

4533
04:14:09,120 --> 04:14:10,040
Fuck Chronicles.

4534
04:14:10,580 --> 04:14:11,280
And Cirosis.

4535
04:14:11,840 --> 04:14:13,700
And Buzz Haig as the technician.

4536
04:14:14,360 --> 04:14:16,280
Give it up for Pitkin and Stoughton.

4537
04:14:16,620 --> 04:14:18,900
Fucking mayor on the sequence editing.

4538
04:14:19,320 --> 04:14:20,200
Giles Bateman.

4539
04:14:20,380 --> 04:14:21,740
Who could forget about Giles?

4540
04:14:21,740 --> 04:14:22,460
Brian Coney.

4541
04:14:22,600 --> 04:14:23,240
Thank you very much.

4542
04:14:23,320 --> 04:14:24,060
Hewlett Packard.

4543
04:14:24,460 --> 04:14:26,840
And none other than Stu Baby Shafé.

4544
04:14:27,720 --> 04:14:30,760
And thanks to you, the viewer, for tuning in tonight.

4545
04:14:31,000 --> 04:14:31,880
We'll talk to you later.

4546
04:14:32,240 --> 04:14:32,680
Good night.

4547
04:14:32,820 --> 04:14:33,280
God bless.

4548
04:14:33,280 --> 04:14:34,020
Good night.

4549
04:14:34,020 --> 04:14:35,800
Good night.

4550
04:14:35,800 --> 04:14:36,800
Good night.

4551
04:14:36,800 --> 04:14:38,800
.

4552
04:14:38,800 --> 04:14:39,300
you

4553
04:14:39,300 --> 04:14:39,800
you

4554
04:14:39,800 --> 04:14:40,300
you