1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,680 Schulz, the idol of Schulz. 2 00:00:04,680 --> 00:00:22,680 Schulz, the idol of Schulz. 3 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:52,660 Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz, Schulz. 4 00:00:52,660 --> 00:00:53,340 Schultz. 5 00:00:53,780 --> 00:00:56,440 Deidolab Schultz. 6 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,360 Schultz. 7 00:00:59,920 --> 00:01:02,440 Deidolab Schultz. 8 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,620 Andy the Forum, thank you very much. 9 00:01:04,760 --> 00:01:05,440 Schultz. 10 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:06,480 Olaf Schultz. 11 00:01:07,780 --> 00:01:08,540 Schultz. 12 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:11,580 Schultz. 13 00:01:13,980 --> 00:01:14,620 Schultz. 14 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:17,760 Schultz. 15 00:01:17,760 --> 00:01:21,160 Deidolab Schultz. 16 00:01:21,160 --> 00:01:23,160 Schultz. 17 00:01:24,420 --> 00:01:27,160 Deidolab Schultz. 18 00:01:28,700 --> 00:01:30,120 Schultz. 19 00:01:30,580 --> 00:01:33,280 Deidolab Schultz. 20 00:01:34,860 --> 00:01:36,160 Schultz. 21 00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:39,160 Deidolab Schultz. 22 00:01:40,980 --> 00:01:42,680 Hot jazz, thank you very much. 23 00:01:44,520 --> 00:01:45,360 Schultz. 24 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:50,720 Like a great white thrash through the burners. 25 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:51,720 Bush. 26 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:51,720 Bush. 27 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:53,720 Kamed Higgins. 28 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:54,720 One, two, three. 29 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:56,720 Higgins is such a mean bastard. 30 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:57,720 Higgins. 31 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:58,720 Tiddly winking. 32 00:01:58,720 --> 00:01:59,720 Higgins. 33 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,720 Certainly amuses me. 34 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,720 And that is what Higgins has done. 35 00:02:02,720 --> 00:02:03,720 Higgins. 36 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:04,720 Higgins. 37 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:04,720 Higgins. 38 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:05,720 Higgins. 39 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:06,720 Higgins. 40 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:07,720 Higgins. 41 00:02:07,720 --> 00:02:16,400 the world. Higgins certainly entertains and that is what Higgins has done. Real quality of Higgins. Erotic, 42 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:25,240 jumpy, boring. Higgins. I wish I hadn't ever seen him. Higgins. This little jumpy cuckoo monk. 43 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:37,580 Cuckoo monk. Cuckoo monk. Cuckoo monk. He really is a mean monk. Higgins. And the 44 00:02:37,580 --> 00:02:47,160 public wish to be entertained by me. Did someone just drop a bomb on this shift? Because that 45 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:54,760 stuff was a blast. Thanks very much for anonymous whoever sent that Oliver Reed little mix in. 46 00:02:55,400 --> 00:03:02,360 And it's a great way to start because it's left blank then afterwards so I can just talk 47 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:11,780 like I'm on some sort of fucking like a radio DJ. The little music bed after it which I've been told 48 00:03:11,940 --> 00:03:21,520 is royalty free. And it sieges into nothing then so I need to come up with something on the end of it. But thanks very much for joining us. I missed a few fucking shout outs there. 49 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:24,040 the last day, which was yesterday. 50 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:27,120 And I'm a bit of a Resident Evil 4 minimalist. 51 00:03:27,460 --> 00:03:29,380 Hurricane Henry, thank you very much for that. 52 00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:33,780 But there was nothing minimal yesterday 53 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,980 about the amount of affection 54 00:03:35,980 --> 00:03:41,120 and tip ripperunas and well wishes 55 00:03:41,120 --> 00:03:45,380 and also shout outs that were missed. 56 00:03:45,820 --> 00:03:47,880 Tony B, who tipped 20, says, 57 00:03:48,300 --> 00:03:50,060 Welcome, home Francis and Tom. 58 00:03:50,140 --> 00:03:51,020 It's a joy to have you back. 59 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,260 The Savage Rumblecock, I'm not sure I got to you. 60 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,620 Leon F. Kennedy and Killbot, 61 00:03:54,900 --> 00:03:56,660 thank you very much for your tips as well. 62 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:02,820 Olive Olaf Schultz, thank you very much. 63 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:04,420 Hot Jadge, says, 64 00:04:04,420 --> 00:04:06,580 Any Amsterdam advice, Francis and Tommy? 65 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:07,600 I don't have any. 66 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:10,320 I'm not sure Tommy has ever been to Amsterdam. 67 00:04:11,420 --> 00:04:12,500 Amsterdamus, Paul Meskel, 68 00:04:12,580 --> 00:04:13,900 thank you very much for the tip there. 69 00:04:15,100 --> 00:04:17,920 If there's anybody who I missed out there yesterday, 70 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:20,920 let me know so I can rectify the situation. 71 00:04:21,280 --> 00:04:23,940 But looking through the little listing here, 72 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:26,460 there were a few names that stood out 73 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:30,440 that I think I might have left out. 74 00:04:30,660 --> 00:04:33,820 I'm not going to say I've got everyone covered, 75 00:04:33,960 --> 00:04:34,940 but if I haven't got you covered, 76 00:04:35,020 --> 00:04:36,180 Sean Kavanagh, anyway. 77 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,680 I'm sorry, I think I might have missed you yesterday. 78 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,440 He sent in a 5 euro tip 79 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:42,160 and he said believe. 80 00:04:42,720 --> 00:04:43,600 Thank you very much. 81 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:46,820 Tony B. 82 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:46,820 Tony B. 83 00:04:47,060 --> 00:04:48,640 Oh, I said there before I missed you. 84 00:04:49,380 --> 00:04:50,180 Pone Jones. 85 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:53,000 I'm not sure I said thank you, Pone Jones, for your tip. 86 00:04:53,320 --> 00:04:54,060 Very kind of you. 87 00:04:55,140 --> 00:04:57,360 And Sarah August James as well. 88 00:04:57,800 --> 00:04:59,700 If there's anyone there in the chat at the moment, 89 00:05:00,420 --> 00:05:02,420 you forgot to wish me a happy birthday last night, 90 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:02,900 says, Ian. 91 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:03,980 Happy birthday, Ian. 92 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,860 I'm very sorry about that. 93 00:05:05,940 --> 00:05:06,380 As you know, 94 00:05:06,780 --> 00:05:09,160 I'm usually good at covering all the bases. 95 00:05:09,500 --> 00:05:11,200 There's never really any complaints, 96 00:05:11,380 --> 00:05:13,140 but with the first one back, I think. 97 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:15,020 Anita, thank you very much. 98 00:05:17,380 --> 00:05:19,200 Maybe there was an influx there, you know? 99 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:21,580 Still, there's no way. 100 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:24,840 You can't excuse that shit. 101 00:05:27,020 --> 00:05:28,260 Thank you very much, anyway. 102 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:30,780 And someone else was asking me there yesterday. 103 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,180 Connor Patrick, thank you very much. 104 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:35,300 Can you make the stream rewindable? 105 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:37,220 And I said yeah at the end, 106 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,320 but I'm actually not sure whether or not 107 00:05:39,320 --> 00:05:42,140 what my opinion or stance is on that, 108 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,740 because when it's a live stream, 109 00:05:44,200 --> 00:05:47,220 I don't know if I would prefer it 110 00:05:47,220 --> 00:05:49,280 if people are landing on the live stream, 111 00:05:49,660 --> 00:05:52,020 or if then they're not watching 112 00:05:52,020 --> 00:05:53,200 what's happening live, you know? 113 00:05:54,340 --> 00:05:56,700 So I don't know what to make of that. 114 00:05:57,520 --> 00:05:59,460 I think, Tom, you did it there 115 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,080 when you were out in Germany. 116 00:06:02,520 --> 00:06:04,000 You had a rewindable stream, did you? 117 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:05,900 Tom? 118 00:06:07,340 --> 00:06:07,960 How are you getting on? 119 00:06:11,220 --> 00:06:13,480 Like a great white crush. 120 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,720 We don't need that on again now. 121 00:06:16,320 --> 00:06:17,060 Yeah, I was saying you had 122 00:06:17,060 --> 00:06:18,480 the fucking rewindable stream on. 123 00:06:18,540 --> 00:06:19,640 What was the purpose of that, 124 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,700 and why did you use it? 125 00:06:23,340 --> 00:06:26,180 Well, I was doing long hours, you know, 126 00:06:26,180 --> 00:06:28,580 so I mean, I wasn't sure whether or not. 127 00:06:28,900 --> 00:06:30,560 And I was also leaving the stream on, 128 00:06:30,860 --> 00:06:32,820 you know, even when it went out of bounds. 129 00:06:33,240 --> 00:06:35,060 Lake Finn, thank you very much for the tip. 130 00:06:35,440 --> 00:06:36,420 When I went out of bounds, 131 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:37,240 or I lost coverage, 132 00:06:37,340 --> 00:06:38,380 or I had to turn it off, 133 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:41,000 the stream kept going, you know? 134 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:44,040 So I wanted people to be able to rewind 135 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:45,700 just to see what the last bit was, 136 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,160 but I suppose you're not going to be going offline 137 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:49,700 during your streams at the crack. 138 00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:54,740 Chicago Bullockin, thank you very much. 139 00:06:55,400 --> 00:06:57,780 Yeah, I don't anticipate on it going off 140 00:06:57,780 --> 00:06:58,940 anytime soon, 141 00:06:58,940 --> 00:07:01,400 but I tell you what, 142 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:03,280 I'm going to go off tonight big style. 143 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,580 I'm going to really go off on these fucking 144 00:07:06,580 --> 00:07:09,540 absolute ganados of pain. 145 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,080 And I think yesterday I was, you know, 146 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:17,080 cribbing, like Bernard Cribbins, 147 00:07:17,280 --> 00:07:19,260 about the fact that I couldn't maintain 148 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:21,000 an hour per chapter rate. 149 00:07:21,500 --> 00:07:23,880 But I was forgetting that I started the stream. 150 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:25,300 Thank you very much, Farage at large. 151 00:07:26,460 --> 00:07:27,820 Forgetting that I started the stream 152 00:07:27,820 --> 00:07:29,940 for about half an hour, 20 minutes talking, 153 00:07:30,080 --> 00:07:31,000 like the way I'm doing now, 154 00:07:31,060 --> 00:07:31,800 talking shite. 155 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:35,300 And that wasn't counting the game. 156 00:07:35,300 --> 00:07:38,060 So I'll check the time now when we start. 157 00:07:38,220 --> 00:07:40,060 We could actually be under, you know? 158 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:41,180 Lady Meow Meow. 159 00:07:41,300 --> 00:07:42,040 Thank you very much. 160 00:07:42,140 --> 00:07:42,960 Hope you're getting on well. 161 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:44,840 Not to interrupt the pay, says Farage. 162 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,880 But Farage closed his GB News program today 163 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,620 by stripping to a low performance. 164 00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:51,660 If I'm too sexy by right, said Fred. 165 00:07:53,620 --> 00:07:56,460 I think that's going to be worth a watch. 166 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:59,540 He also did an interview with Donald Trump 167 00:07:59,540 --> 00:08:02,540 the other day where it was just a load of arse lickery. 168 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,020 I mean, I know that you wouldn't expect anything otherwise, 169 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:09,460 but he was kind of insinuating that he was in the fold 170 00:08:09,460 --> 00:08:10,400 with the royal family. 171 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:12,220 He was speaking on behalf of them 172 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,400 and asking fucking Trump his opinions, 173 00:08:14,580 --> 00:08:16,200 which he didn't really have many, like, you know? 174 00:08:16,900 --> 00:08:18,820 And he was there to... 175 00:08:18,820 --> 00:08:20,220 All right, thank you very much for you. 176 00:08:20,260 --> 00:08:20,800 All right, stranger. 177 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:21,700 Thanks very much for the tip. 178 00:08:22,180 --> 00:08:24,360 He was there to big up his golf course in Scotland 179 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,000 before he bigged up his golf course over here 180 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,300 a day or two afterwards. 181 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:32,360 But they had more kind of media around him that day 182 00:08:32,360 --> 00:08:33,460 and GB News was there. 183 00:08:34,260 --> 00:08:36,180 There's a load of other GB News shit as well 184 00:08:36,180 --> 00:08:38,780 that has happened since I last got on. 185 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,300 Your man, the Scottish fella, 186 00:08:40,620 --> 00:08:42,600 is still doing his polemics every day. 187 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:43,360 They're hilarious. 188 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,980 Some of the best comedy going. 189 00:08:46,560 --> 00:08:48,680 And Jacob Rees-Mogg, 190 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:51,360 who I know likes to tip into the show every now and again. 191 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,180 He does a fucking show on there now. 192 00:08:55,740 --> 00:08:57,620 Should we have a content warning 193 00:08:57,620 --> 00:08:59,300 for Fred Durst's face, lads? 194 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:01,760 Well, it is a game. 195 00:09:01,960 --> 00:09:03,400 You know, it's not his face. 196 00:09:03,640 --> 00:09:04,400 Well, it is his face, 197 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:06,100 but it's an artist's interpretation. 198 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,520 One of the Japanese artists, 199 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,900 Tagawa Shinkauji, I think his name was, 200 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:13,520 from Nagasaki Prefecture, 201 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,140 came up with the fucking concept design 202 00:09:16,140 --> 00:09:18,180 and the character art and all that kind of stuff for it. 203 00:09:18,420 --> 00:09:20,780 Is Tommy following Galway United's progress 204 00:09:20,780 --> 00:09:22,060 in the first division this season, 205 00:09:22,180 --> 00:09:22,840 top of the league? 206 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,500 I haven't followed any soccer, really. 207 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:30,960 To be honest, I've tried to focus my attention 208 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:33,500 on just being in the present moment. 209 00:09:34,160 --> 00:09:36,760 And I'm doing a lot of meditation. 210 00:09:37,280 --> 00:09:40,680 I go out for a walk every morning around 6.35 a.m. 211 00:09:41,020 --> 00:09:43,620 and I walk for 47 and a half minutes 212 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:48,160 and then I sit down in a kind of a wise man's pose, 213 00:09:48,660 --> 00:09:51,320 the same way Haaland does when he scores a goal. 214 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:55,160 So you have been watching the soccer? 215 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:57,440 No, I'm not saying that. 216 00:09:57,520 --> 00:09:59,080 I'm just saying that's the posey. 217 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,400 I'm not sure he still does that. 218 00:10:01,340 --> 00:10:01,720 He does. 219 00:10:01,780 --> 00:10:03,320 I think he did it there a couple of weeks ago 220 00:10:03,320 --> 00:10:04,040 when he scored a goal. 221 00:10:05,080 --> 00:10:05,760 Yeah, well, look, 222 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:08,400 I'm not fucking watching much soccer, 223 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:10,840 but I will tune in to the last few games of the season. 224 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:12,540 It's always a good bit of crack. 225 00:10:12,980 --> 00:10:13,740 And I tell you this, 226 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,920 I might even do a little bit of stream 227 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:19,160 and watching the match or something. 228 00:10:19,660 --> 00:10:22,080 Or going out and about while the match is on. 229 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:23,480 Your maz, thank you very much. 230 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:24,340 Your maz, your da. 231 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:26,000 Very, very kind of you. 232 00:10:26,020 --> 00:10:27,400 What did you think of Biden and Mayo? 233 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,400 I was very impressed with Joe Biden. 234 00:10:30,940 --> 00:10:31,380 Unbelievable. 235 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:32,500 Diamond Joe. 236 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:36,660 It was fantastic to have the men over. 237 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:38,200 And I was there in Belenare. 238 00:10:38,560 --> 00:10:39,440 I followed him around. 239 00:10:39,440 --> 00:10:42,280 I was up at Knock Airport to watch him arrive. 240 00:10:42,720 --> 00:10:45,140 I was there to watch him depart in the Chinook. 241 00:10:45,780 --> 00:10:47,120 I followed his motorcade. 242 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:48,960 I went down to Knock to get a look. 243 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:50,140 I was always at a distance. 244 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:52,420 I couldn't really get close to the man. 245 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,900 But I was within eyesight. 246 00:10:56,020 --> 00:10:57,140 Eyeshot of him, you know. 247 00:10:57,460 --> 00:10:59,020 I was shouting as well when he was leaving. 248 00:10:59,260 --> 00:10:59,540 Joe! 249 00:11:01,020 --> 00:11:01,420 Joe! 250 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:05,200 But I was told to move along by the guards. 251 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:06,580 Not to shout. 252 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,780 Because it was causing a bit of a... 253 00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,660 Bit of a stink up at the airport. 254 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:13,520 But when did you do that? 255 00:11:13,540 --> 00:11:14,480 Was that when he was going? 256 00:11:14,720 --> 00:11:17,180 Like, that was at like fucking half, twelve, one in the morning, was it? 257 00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:18,520 It was, yeah. 258 00:11:18,560 --> 00:11:19,380 It was twenty past one. 259 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,960 I actually followed him back from Belenare. 260 00:11:21,060 --> 00:11:22,540 Would you believe he drove through Swinford? 261 00:11:23,220 --> 00:11:24,680 At the dead of night, nobody knew. 262 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:26,060 Can you imagine that? 263 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:29,900 Insane bit of information, actually. 264 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:32,800 That he did go through Swinford. 265 00:11:33,300 --> 00:11:34,620 And I think Foxford as well. 266 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:35,860 But the beast. 267 00:11:36,580 --> 00:11:37,540 Who would have thought it? 268 00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:39,940 Like, and nobody in Swinford knew everyone was asleep in bed. 269 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,160 Everyone was asleep. 270 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:43,420 But I wasn't. 271 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:44,640 Because I was following him. 272 00:11:45,200 --> 00:11:47,640 I actually had a loan of a Honda Fifty. 273 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:49,360 And I had that on. 274 00:11:49,480 --> 00:11:50,740 I was wrapped up in leather. 275 00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:52,000 Head to toe. 276 00:11:54,580 --> 00:11:56,840 Not like a fucking gimp situation, I hope. 277 00:11:57,780 --> 00:11:59,880 No, it's like a road devil. 278 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,860 Like a, you know, like a man of the road. 279 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:03,880 Like a road man. 280 00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:06,460 Like one of those gangsters over in London, is it? 281 00:12:08,420 --> 00:12:10,160 More like a kind of a hell's angel. 282 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:15,360 But anyway, I got to the airport and he was shaking hands with Leo Veracca and all that kind of stuff. 283 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:18,160 And I was wanting him just to acknowledge me. 284 00:12:18,260 --> 00:12:20,120 Because I'd spent so long tailing him. 285 00:12:21,180 --> 00:12:22,780 And as I said, I was shouting, 286 00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:23,460 Joe! 287 00:12:25,220 --> 00:12:25,620 Joe! 288 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,640 And the guards told me to leave, you know. 289 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:35,780 But I stayed at a safe enough distance then to see him depart. 290 00:12:36,100 --> 00:12:37,620 And I shed a tear. 291 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,120 And said a prayer for him. 292 00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,700 And then drove home into the night. 293 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,040 Beautiful stuff. 294 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:45,940 Beautiful image there. 295 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:48,540 Thank you very much there, um, for the tip as well. 296 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:51,020 Your Maz, your Da, and Lady Miammo. 297 00:12:51,240 --> 00:12:58,240 So I think we're in good stead for tonight's edition of the Resident Evil 4 speedrun scenario. 298 00:12:59,940 --> 00:13:04,280 And I think we could be under that sacred four hour mark. 299 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:07,900 I know we did four hours yesterday, but as I said, I'm reiterating now. 300 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,800 I don't think we did four hours in the game. 301 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:11,880 Let's have a little look here. 302 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:14,360 With a bit of luck. 303 00:13:15,480 --> 00:13:16,540 And a hope and a prayer. 304 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,500 We will be under the cutscene. 305 00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:20,960 We're going straight into the cutscene here. 306 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:28,860 Jukebox. 307 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:30,140 Thank you very much, Jukebox. 308 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:37,600 You too will join our covenant to share in my holy blessing forever. 309 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:39,920 This is Sadler. 310 00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:41,140 Sadlers. 311 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:45,840 Adam Sadler. 312 00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:50,260 You're filthy. 313 00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,180 Thank you very much. 314 00:14:05,300 --> 00:14:06,420 Yeah, I forgot. 315 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:13,780 See, I just was very overwhelmed with the CD-ROM scenario. 316 00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:15,960 That I still haven't... 317 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,340 I don't think it's even processed. 318 00:14:19,980 --> 00:14:21,340 It's not even processed. 319 00:14:24,060 --> 00:14:25,420 It was a heavy buzz. 320 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:27,220 A very heavy buzz. 321 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,620 God knows what the situation is with him, but... 322 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:31,880 Or her. 323 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:33,880 But Liam Carter, thank you very much. 324 00:14:34,300 --> 00:14:34,880 Are you alright? 325 00:14:35,420 --> 00:14:36,780 Yeah, I'm fine. 326 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,880 Tommy, would you please, please wish... 327 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:43,200 The future manager of Building 10, Liam Owen Carter. 328 00:14:43,200 --> 00:14:47,300 An early happy birthday for next Wednesday, the 17th of November. 329 00:14:47,460 --> 00:14:48,720 He's a top man and a big fan. 330 00:14:49,100 --> 00:14:51,380 No Joe Biden road gimp, to be sure. 331 00:14:52,260 --> 00:14:53,300 Thanks, Tom and Francis. 332 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:56,880 Yeah, well, best of luck with that there, Liam Owen Carter. 333 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,960 I hope you're getting them well. 334 00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,520 Building 10 is going to be in safe hands with you at the helm. 335 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,100 That can be a certainty. 336 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:04,980 I'll put money on it. 337 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:05,700 I'd back you for it. 338 00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:10,760 I don't think that's an option on any of the betting companies or anything like that. 339 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,840 Connor F., thank you very much as well for the tip there. 340 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:13,660 Lovely cap here. 341 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:14,040 Blue. 342 00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:15,980 Let's have a little look at the time. 343 00:15:16,900 --> 00:15:18,220 Three hours, 15, lads. 344 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:20,540 That's us clocking in four chapters. 345 00:15:21,660 --> 00:15:22,400 We're doing well. 346 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,680 I'm counting that very first thing that wasn't a chapter. 347 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,480 The prologue, should we say, as a chapter, by the way. 348 00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,380 Just to let you know that. 349 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:30,740 So I'm, in my head, 17. 350 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,040 So in a way, actually, when you think about it, no, we're... 351 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,100 Yeah. 352 00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:35,860 No. 353 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:36,300 Yeah. 354 00:15:36,900 --> 00:15:37,160 Yeah. 355 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:38,260 Yeah. 356 00:15:38,380 --> 00:15:38,580 Yeah. 357 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:38,820 Yeah. 358 00:15:38,860 --> 00:15:39,280 That's 30. 359 00:15:39,300 --> 00:15:39,520 Yeah. 360 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:40,340 We're going to get it. 361 00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:42,020 We're going to do it in under 16 hours. 362 00:15:42,220 --> 00:15:42,420 Yeah. 363 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:43,700 I think. 364 00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:44,860 Yeah. 365 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,340 It's on. 366 00:15:46,460 --> 00:15:46,780 Sorry. 367 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,760 Bit of fucking maths there in the head. 368 00:15:49,860 --> 00:15:50,820 Bit of arithmetic. 369 00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:54,160 Bit of piece work. 370 00:15:54,500 --> 00:15:59,700 I'm just going to angle the monitor here so I can see that the chat or the... 371 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,760 I can't read anything. 372 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:02,620 Lovely stuff. 373 00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,820 How are you keeping, Francis? 374 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,660 I'm good. 375 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:07,360 Paul McLaughlin. 376 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:07,780 How are you? 377 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:08,820 It's great to have you in the chat. 378 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:11,120 Thanks very much for joining us tonight in this situation. 379 00:16:11,300 --> 00:16:12,480 It's going to be a great situation. 380 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:13,400 The pace is electric. 381 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,840 And I think we have to move from here. 382 00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:17,340 where the boat has landed. 383 00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:22,840 I'm going to be on autopilot, really, because I... 384 00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,220 I'm just going to let the senses guide me. 385 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:27,600 I'm pretty happy with the way the senses guided me yesterday. 386 00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:31,440 I was worried that it was going to be another situation where I take forever. 387 00:16:31,580 --> 00:16:32,760 I'd forgotten where I was going. 388 00:16:33,460 --> 00:16:34,080 It does happen. 389 00:16:34,740 --> 00:16:37,000 You know, after a first playthrough, you are overwhelmed. 390 00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:39,300 It's a sensory overload. 391 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,340 A sensory explosion playing these games. 392 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,340 Pjult, thank you very much. 393 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:44,340 Very kind of you. 394 00:16:44,340 --> 00:16:45,340 Tom. 395 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:45,340 Tom. 396 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:45,900 Tom. 397 00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:46,340 Tom. 398 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:46,340 Tom. 399 00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:46,740 Tom. 400 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,940 true to the rumors that Tommy was recruited to transport political prisoners from Shannon 401 00:16:50,940 --> 00:16:57,300 to a secret CIA black site in Tubermore. Tom? 402 00:16:59,340 --> 00:17:03,240 Ask me no questions, I'll tell you no lies, but let me tell you this. 403 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:09,080 Cunts were put away in a box, and I helped facilitate that. 404 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,960 Pretty much an admission there of dodgy dealings. Look at this! 405 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:20,380 We don't have the tune ready, but it's your man. And look, let's get the tune going. 406 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:24,960 For fuck's sake. We need to have a laugh. It's not fucking... 407 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:30,300 It's not work. This is fun times. And Victor Meldrew is in the house. 408 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:33,280 And I gotta tell you this. We love it. 409 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:37,880 When we have the fucking theme tune to... Thank you very much, Mamaduck. 410 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:41,860 To One Foot in the Grave. While we're putting this guy both feet in the grave. 411 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:47,620 And not only both his feet, his arms, and his head, and his chest as well. 412 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:51,420 Should have had this on fucking speed dial ready to go. 413 00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,840 One Foot in the Grave. 414 00:17:58,640 --> 00:17:59,080 Beam. 415 00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,380 Tune. 416 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,120 Leo Stitch. 417 00:18:05,540 --> 00:18:07,020 Of Bristol. Thank you very much. 418 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,140 Beautiful stuff. 419 00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:12,140 Beautiful stuff. 420 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:19,300 We just cut to clean mic there so we don't have a conflict there with the compression technology. 421 00:18:19,440 --> 00:18:20,120 Clean audio. 422 00:18:20,120 --> 00:18:20,220 Clean audio. 423 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:20,220 Clean audio. 424 00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:20,280 Clean audio. 425 00:18:28,280 --> 00:18:51,480 I want to learn how to duck, dodge, and parry. So I'm going to use the intro first 30 seconds of the tune to maybe dodge his attacks and learn that mechanic. 426 00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:54,160 I wasn't doing that on the first playthrough. Lunchbox. Thanks very much. 427 00:18:55,460 --> 00:19:00,360 Then when it gets to... When the drop comes in to the... What is it? 428 00:19:00,880 --> 00:19:04,660 Mwap. One Foot in the Grave. Mwap. 429 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:11,220 Then we'll hit him with the 1-4. But until then, I'm not sure what the button is to parry. Does anybody know there? 430 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:13,980 Are there any parry heads in the audience there? 431 00:19:15,100 --> 00:19:17,380 the Xbox controller. L1 432 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,020 just before he hits you. Says 433 00:19:19,020 --> 00:19:21,300 Carol Delaney. To parry. 434 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:23,080 LB. Okay. Yeah. 435 00:19:23,180 --> 00:19:24,120 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 436 00:19:25,640 --> 00:19:26,580 Let's go for it. 437 00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:36,840 This is lovely. Here we go. I could have mellowed him. 438 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,220 Ha ha ha. 439 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,340 This is brilliant. 440 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,300 He's too many miles on the clock. 441 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,480 Oh no. 442 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:55,740 Fuck you. 443 00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,320 You're serious. 444 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:03,880 This is Meldrew here. 445 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,320 This is Meldrew here. 446 00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:07,800 Did you hear that? 447 00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:11,040 They do this kind of bit in the middle of the tune 448 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,700 where it's like a comedy piece. 449 00:20:12,700 --> 00:20:14,120 Yes. 450 00:20:14,120 --> 00:20:14,160 Yes. 451 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,200 Victor Meldrew. 452 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:16,820 Yes I do know me. 453 00:20:17,420 --> 00:20:17,620 Yes. 454 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,280 Yes. 455 00:20:18,880 --> 00:20:19,280 Yes. 456 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:20,280 I do know what about heart. 457 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:21,280 I wonder does he say 458 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,060 I don't believe it. 459 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:23,920 I don't believe it. 460 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:29,320 I want to sneak this summer, not this python to try to summon singing, have a nice day. 461 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,780 What do I want? I want to complain. 462 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:34,000 What about everything? 463 00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:37,660 RS, thank you very much there. 464 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,880 Sorry, I'll just get to the tips in a moment. 465 00:20:40,980 --> 00:20:42,420 I just want to hear this bit. 466 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:45,540 I want to say to you. 467 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:50,360 So I'm losing my hair and my spines are mid-clean. 468 00:20:50,940 --> 00:20:53,840 I may be rare, but I'm not yet extinct. 469 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,200 I'm an only... 470 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:56,020 No, it's not there. 471 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,280 Thank you very much there, RS, for the tip there. 472 00:20:59,540 --> 00:21:02,800 Can you send your best wishes to Podge and Magda getting married tomorrow? 473 00:21:03,180 --> 00:21:07,660 Podge and Magda getting married tomorrow, tying the knot. 474 00:21:08,320 --> 00:21:11,220 What's it gonna be like for the rest of your life? 475 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,280 Probably cool. 476 00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:15,360 Thank you very much, Anzlo, as well, for the tip there. 477 00:21:15,460 --> 00:21:18,340 Lovely stalwart of the comedy scene. 478 00:21:18,380 --> 00:21:19,820 I was keeping up appearances, Anzlo. 479 00:21:20,120 --> 00:21:21,780 I don't think he was in... 480 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:24,100 He might have actually made an appearance in... 481 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:25,300 No, no, no, it wasn't. 482 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:26,600 He was keeping up appearances. 483 00:21:27,180 --> 00:21:28,780 He wasn't in One Foot. 484 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:30,860 But he did pass away. 485 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,540 I was saying yesterday how a lot of people have passed away. 486 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:36,420 Anzlo died there, I think, a year or two ago. 487 00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:40,020 Leo Stitch of Bristol, thank you very much. 488 00:21:40,100 --> 00:21:42,860 And Lunchbox Stenson and Mamaduck and Schulte. 489 00:21:42,980 --> 00:21:43,700 Let's get going. 490 00:21:44,060 --> 00:21:45,640 Mrs. War Boys is after you. 491 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,020 Let's keep this clean. 492 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:50,940 What the fuck? 493 00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:51,820 For the Meldru? 494 00:21:51,940 --> 00:21:53,420 Yeah, what the fuck is right, man. 495 00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,780 So that was that. 496 00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:56,120 We know what to expect. 497 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,700 Now, that was the first appearance, I believe, of the head monster, was it? 498 00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:04,100 Feels like I've seen those guys before. 499 00:22:05,900 --> 00:22:09,620 Obviously, I've played the game before, but we didn't encounter any of those guys yesterday, 500 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,520 where the head monster spawns to the Plaggis, yeah. 501 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:19,740 A lot of love for Anzlo there as well, it seems, the chat. 502 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:21,100 Absolute legend. 503 00:22:21,280 --> 00:22:23,600 Someone says, let's get a herbert to us. 504 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:24,380 I think we sold. 505 00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:25,620 No, we don't need to. 506 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,340 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 507 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:29,460 The people of Meath. 508 00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:30,600 Thank you very much. 509 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:32,520 Good man, lads. 510 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,560 Also, would you consider hosting the Late Late? 511 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:36,040 Good money in it, I hear. 512 00:22:36,420 --> 00:22:37,680 I think the job is gone. 513 00:22:38,340 --> 00:22:41,380 I think the job is gone to Patrick Keelty. 514 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:47,660 I'm not sure if it's been officially cut up yet, but I think it is. 515 00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:53,300 I thought it was going to be Claire Byrne, and I think she just knows better than to take the Poison Chalice. 516 00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:56,580 Evan Kilban, thank you very much for the tip there. 517 00:22:57,080 --> 00:22:58,080 I hope you're getting on well. 518 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:06,380 I think she knows better than to take the Poison Chalice of that gig, whereas Keelty probably needs that gig more than Byrne. 519 00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:09,660 I think Byrne, she's safe. 520 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,040 She's safe, you know. 521 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:19,980 That's just like, it's basically being thrown, it's the entertainment version of being thrown to the lions every week. 522 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:23,280 And then there was a video the other day of Tuber D in Spar. 523 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:24,780 He just went. 524 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:29,100 I don't know, it's not nice or anything. 525 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:36,620 I'm not saying it should be encouraged, but it was a real kind of moment. 526 00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:41,980 Just did a 180 out the shop and left after asking the fella behind the counter for fags. 527 00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:45,860 So why would you want that job, you know? 528 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,280 Because then you become the mouthpiece. 529 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,500 You have to do the monologues and all that sort of stuff. 530 00:23:49,740 --> 00:23:50,100 Like, you know. 531 00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,960 It's not great. 532 00:23:58,480 --> 00:23:59,480 Let's have a look there now. 533 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,660 Thank you very much, Poddy Bob. 534 00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:02,280 Premium Shafey Wave. 535 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:03,020 That sounds good. 536 00:24:03,620 --> 00:24:04,440 Evan Kilban. 537 00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:05,180 I don't believe it. 538 00:24:05,220 --> 00:24:05,940 Thank you very much. 539 00:24:06,540 --> 00:24:10,340 I think we'll wait till the end of the chapter there and we'll dip into a bit of Shafey Wave. 540 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:14,680 What's this? 541 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:16,180 Oh, there's a map on the fucking wall. 542 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,800 Thunderpuss. 543 00:24:16,860 --> 00:24:17,700 Thank you very much. 544 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:18,600 Mark 2. 545 00:24:19,060 --> 00:24:21,720 Any chance of doing a Eurovision commentary on Saturday? 546 00:24:23,100 --> 00:24:23,940 Not really. 547 00:24:24,100 --> 00:24:25,200 Fucking my cup of tea. 548 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:28,400 Even though it would be a right royal piss take. 549 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,400 Can't be arsed with it. 550 00:24:30,460 --> 00:24:31,420 I don't think. 551 00:24:31,560 --> 00:24:32,720 Maybe not. 552 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,540 I think maybe not. 553 00:24:35,300 --> 00:24:37,280 Good weather forecast for tomorrow, though. 554 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,820 I don't know what that's got to do with anything. 555 00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:46,440 But maybe the Resident Evil could be put on hold until Monday. 556 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:52,300 It's a nice midweek or kind of a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sort of situation resi. 557 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,760 I think Friday, Saturday. 558 00:24:55,420 --> 00:24:57,380 Sunday could be a different vibe altogether. 559 00:24:57,560 --> 00:25:01,660 And plus it'd be nice just to get a bit of the weather tomorrow. 560 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:06,220 You have to take it while you can get it because it's an absolute shit show most of the time. 561 00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:07,080 Most of the other time. 562 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,260 I'm just making sure I've got everything here. 563 00:25:10,340 --> 00:25:11,600 Sorry, I'm talking shite. 564 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,440 Have I missed something up here? 565 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:14,220 Church key. 566 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:16,240 I got the church key. 567 00:25:16,240 --> 00:25:22,920 Talk Yorks. 568 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:23,700 Thank you very much. 569 00:25:27,340 --> 00:25:30,140 I have to put some balls into those hands. 570 00:25:32,060 --> 00:25:33,460 So they act to the bishop. 571 00:25:36,220 --> 00:25:37,640 Is that a helicopter? 572 00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:38,760 Jesus Christ! 573 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:57,900 Let's have a look and see what we're doing. 574 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:59,760 I think we get off here anyway. 575 00:26:02,860 --> 00:26:04,320 And there's some puzzles. 576 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,240 A few zomboses coming in thick and fast in here. 577 00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:12,060 You're going to have to deal with a few enemies. 578 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:12,060 You're going to have to deal with a few enemies. 579 00:26:12,060 --> 00:26:13,920 And then do a little puzzle. 580 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,320 If you remember correctly. 581 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,520 Make sure all weapons are loaded up and ready to rock. 582 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:19,840 It should be nice. 583 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:21,180 And it should be like going to work. 584 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:24,020 That's lovely. 585 00:26:24,020 --> 00:26:24,060 That's lovely. 586 00:26:24,060 --> 00:26:24,120 That's lovely. 587 00:26:26,620 --> 00:26:28,340 You could have meleeed him there. 588 00:26:29,460 --> 00:26:30,080 Fucking hell. 589 00:26:31,860 --> 00:26:32,540 Suggestion box. 590 00:26:32,620 --> 00:26:33,440 Thank you very much. 591 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,580 Brother Trip. 592 00:26:35,660 --> 00:26:38,480 Any chance of a live stream for the new Dance Dance Revolution? 593 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:39,880 Not my cup of tea. 594 00:26:40,080 --> 00:26:43,400 It's a long time since I've spun the toes in my brogues. 595 00:26:43,860 --> 00:26:45,740 But I'm not sure how you would go about that. 596 00:26:45,800 --> 00:26:47,760 You'd have to probably rig up a bloody hell. 597 00:26:50,880 --> 00:26:51,380 Don't worry. 598 00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:52,720 I had that asshole covered. 599 00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:53,840 Oh, he's still alive. 600 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:55,580 Not for long. 601 00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:58,080 Yeah, you'd probably have to rig up a machine. 602 00:26:58,340 --> 00:26:58,860 Would you not? 603 00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,440 In the gap. 604 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:00,660 I mean, how much? 605 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:01,400 Ah! 606 00:27:03,460 --> 00:27:04,760 Iniesta, you should have done better. 607 00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:06,400 That's it. 608 00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:11,880 Should have done a lot better with that, in fairness. 609 00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:13,400 With the skills he has. 610 00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:15,320 The dexterity he has. 611 00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:18,080 The technicality he has. 612 00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:19,360 The agility. 613 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:21,000 The thought process. 614 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,080 Fucking hell. 615 00:27:23,420 --> 00:27:23,860 Whoa! 616 00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:31,400 Got the head whipper. 617 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,640 He's got a bit of speed on him, this buff. 618 00:27:37,440 --> 00:27:38,340 Resident Neville. 619 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,520 Thank you very much there. 620 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:41,740 Peers because. 621 00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,740 Thank you very much. 622 00:27:44,380 --> 00:27:45,300 Oh, he's got a... 623 00:27:45,300 --> 00:27:46,580 He's got a smoke bomb. 624 00:27:46,780 --> 00:27:49,680 And it's another Victor Meldrew-esque figure. 625 00:27:50,060 --> 00:27:52,180 Who is sadly char-grilled. 626 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,380 To like... 627 00:27:53,380 --> 00:27:55,200 Like a fucking really heavy core. 628 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,100 Like one of the steaks you'd have done on the barbecue back in the daytime. 629 00:27:59,140 --> 00:27:59,500 Yeah. 630 00:28:00,060 --> 00:28:01,940 Haven't done a barbecue in a while. 631 00:28:02,260 --> 00:28:04,960 And it's funny you should say actually the weather being good tomorrow. 632 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,360 It could even be a chance to possibly break out the barbecue. 633 00:28:07,660 --> 00:28:08,460 Not gonna... 634 00:28:08,460 --> 00:28:10,680 Jesus Christ, that face is a fucking scary one. 635 00:28:10,860 --> 00:28:11,340 Is that you? 636 00:28:12,340 --> 00:28:13,760 It actually isn't. 637 00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:15,140 Caleb Mango Jelly. 638 00:28:15,220 --> 00:28:15,920 Thank you very much. 639 00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:17,520 That's Creed Twitcher. 640 00:28:17,620 --> 00:28:19,640 He's a distant cousin of mine. 641 00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,800 And I think he should... 642 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,480 I'd love to see one of his streams again. 643 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:25,980 Where he was playing through that Japanese game. 644 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:27,660 The samurai and all that kind of stuff. 645 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,380 That make up a day. 646 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:32,320 But getting back to the barbecue. 647 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,300 I'd definitely love to throw a few fucking steaks onto the mixer. 648 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,820 And might even make a bit of potato salad myself. 649 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,520 Early on in the day. 650 00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:42,040 You know. 651 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:43,640 Yeah. 652 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:45,940 Stick that in a bit of a fucking lunchbox in the fridge. 653 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:46,260 Is it? 654 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:47,480 Yeah. 655 00:28:47,540 --> 00:28:50,720 I have a cool bag as well from the trip I did. 656 00:28:52,680 --> 00:28:53,420 Back yonder. 657 00:28:53,600 --> 00:28:53,800 You know. 658 00:28:55,520 --> 00:28:55,920 Yeah. 659 00:28:56,760 --> 00:28:57,380 Fucking hell. 660 00:28:57,740 --> 00:28:57,980 Oh. 661 00:28:57,980 --> 00:28:58,620 I should have... 662 00:28:58,620 --> 00:29:00,280 I think you can parry those... 663 00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:01,680 Fucking things as well. 664 00:29:07,340 --> 00:29:08,020 Lovely stuff. 665 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,160 There's a guy behind me there. 666 00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:09,780 Thanks very much. 667 00:29:09,820 --> 00:29:10,460 Papa Carlo. 668 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,760 Tokyo Oaks. 669 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,540 Suggestion box. 670 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,260 Thank you very much. 671 00:29:16,340 --> 00:29:17,160 And Resident Neville. 672 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:18,580 Thunderpost Mark II. 673 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:20,120 If I've missed any of your shoutouts. 674 00:29:20,180 --> 00:29:20,580 I'll get to you. 675 00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,400 There's a fucking load of... 676 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,380 Real bad cunts though. 677 00:29:24,420 --> 00:29:24,860 At the moment. 678 00:29:24,980 --> 00:29:27,200 Just really not making life easy for... 679 00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:29,780 Me in regards to reading the chat. 680 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:31,220 So uh... 681 00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:31,760 Look. 682 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,580 Let me get to you when I can. 683 00:29:38,460 --> 00:29:38,900 Yeah. 684 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,720 Not easy lads. 685 00:29:39,760 --> 00:29:40,080 When the... 686 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,360 When the going is getting tough. 687 00:29:41,460 --> 00:29:43,620 To keep abreast of the... 688 00:29:43,620 --> 00:29:44,360 The chat messages. 689 00:29:44,620 --> 00:29:44,900 And the... 690 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:47,840 The paragraphs that do sometimes get sent. 691 00:29:47,960 --> 00:29:48,180 But... 692 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,860 I think you do a great job Francis. 693 00:29:50,860 --> 00:29:52,160 I've actually given a shout. 694 00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:53,900 Making sure you've said thank you. 695 00:29:53,960 --> 00:29:54,740 The first and foremost. 696 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:55,740 That's the main thing isn't it? 697 00:29:56,740 --> 00:29:57,080 Yeah. 698 00:29:57,120 --> 00:29:58,420 Thanks for saying that Tom. 699 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,280 Because I mean... 700 00:29:59,280 --> 00:29:59,420 I... 701 00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:02,020 There was a couple that went amiss there yesterday. 702 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,020 It's not my style. 703 00:30:03,860 --> 00:30:04,520 But uh... 704 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:04,880 You know... 705 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:07,520 If I can't get to the fucking paragraph of text. 706 00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:08,540 You know... 707 00:30:08,540 --> 00:30:09,260 You can rest assured. 708 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,120 I've probably at least... 709 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,560 Acknowledged and said thank you. 710 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:14,920 Thank you very much there. 711 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:15,700 Lovely hash. 712 00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,240 Victor Meldrew. 713 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,740 And Matchbox Quincey. 714 00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:19,680 And the WHO. 715 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:21,820 Just want to help. 716 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:22,860 Thank you very much there. 717 00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:24,000 For the tip. 718 00:30:24,100 --> 00:30:25,620 Ghosts of Tsubushima. 719 00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:27,600 TPC release. 720 00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:28,880 Out to 4k job. 721 00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,540 What's TPC? 722 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:35,160 Is that the antiseptic you used to fucking put on your... 723 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:35,660 Okay. 724 00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:36,920 So there's that scarab. 725 00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,140 There's like... 726 00:30:38,140 --> 00:30:39,220 Eyebrows and mustache. 727 00:30:39,500 --> 00:30:40,500 That's what I call that one. 728 00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:43,800 Eyebrows and mustache. 729 00:30:44,400 --> 00:30:45,440 Is the first one. 730 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:47,920 Alright. 731 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,340 I'm not going to look. 732 00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,480 Even though it's probably... 733 00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,700 Kind hearted soul in the chat. 734 00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:52,720 Telling me exactly what. 735 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:53,740 Shapes to... 736 00:30:53,740 --> 00:30:54,060 To go on. 737 00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:55,620 But I'm just showing you at home. 738 00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:57,600 How I encounter these puzzles. 739 00:30:57,760 --> 00:30:59,380 And how I process them in my mind. 740 00:31:00,660 --> 00:31:02,080 There's eyebrows and mustache. 741 00:31:03,540 --> 00:31:04,340 Practice box. 742 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:08,500 Uh. 743 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:11,600 Then there's... 744 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,120 Be... 745 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:12,720 Up beetle. 746 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,440 Down beetle. 747 00:31:13,660 --> 00:31:14,320 That's the way... 748 00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:15,560 That's what I call these things. 749 00:31:17,680 --> 00:31:18,500 Eyebrows, mustache. 750 00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:19,080 Up beetle. 751 00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:20,100 Down beetle. 752 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:21,720 And then... 753 00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,920 Like a brooch. 754 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,320 Like a lady's brooch. 755 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:28,720 So, uh... 756 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,880 Okay. 757 00:31:31,680 --> 00:31:32,800 We've got a situation here. 758 00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:33,940 Ahaha! 759 00:31:34,700 --> 00:31:35,780 That was hilarious. 760 00:31:35,780 --> 00:31:35,780 That was hilarious. 761 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:36,660 Uh... 762 00:31:36,660 --> 00:31:37,500 Don't know if you saw that. 763 00:31:38,060 --> 00:31:39,400 We might have a replay of that. 764 00:31:39,700 --> 00:31:40,380 Random Dave. 765 00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:41,020 Thank you very much. 766 00:31:41,020 --> 00:31:42,900 Lovely bit of business here. 767 00:31:42,900 --> 00:31:47,000 It was quite hilarious to see this fella just burst into a big ball of flames. 768 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:47,920 Like the sun. 769 00:31:48,340 --> 00:31:48,540 Boom. 770 00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:50,980 Hilarious stuff altogether. 771 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:51,480 That was hilarious. 772 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:52,260 And a sad end. 773 00:31:52,260 --> 00:31:52,580 Uh... 774 00:31:52,580 --> 00:31:53,220 Don't know if it's all that. 775 00:31:53,220 --> 00:31:54,760 For that nasty, nasty bollocks. 776 00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:56,960 Uh... 777 00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:57,200 Uh... 778 00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:58,440 Philbabs Ballback. 779 00:31:58,540 --> 00:31:59,640 Thanks very much for the tip. 780 00:32:00,060 --> 00:32:01,200 Nips Ripper Roonies. 781 00:32:02,380 --> 00:32:02,700 Uh... 782 00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:04,100 New Calpol is not nice. 783 00:32:04,180 --> 00:32:04,940 Thank you very much. 784 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:06,100 Random Dave as well. 785 00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:07,140 Very, very kind of you, lads. 786 00:32:07,540 --> 00:32:07,980 Any... 787 00:32:07,980 --> 00:32:10,360 Tommy paid a visit to the coffee hut lately. 788 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:11,660 Wondering how they're doing. 789 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,780 I don't think you've been back for a while, have you? 790 00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:21,040 I'm just taking a sip of a drink there because I saw you taking one. 791 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,900 And I thought I might have a sip as well. 792 00:32:23,300 --> 00:32:24,700 I haven't been back to the coffee hut. 793 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:25,800 It's in Tullamore. 794 00:32:26,100 --> 00:32:27,000 It's a bit out the way. 795 00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,900 I only went there in the first place because we'd seen it on the flying streams. 796 00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:33,120 I haven't tasted New Calpol. 797 00:32:33,380 --> 00:32:35,600 New Calpal, but I've heard it's not nice. 798 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,200 Thanks for the tip. 799 00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:37,420 Uh... 800 00:32:37,420 --> 00:32:38,800 But I'd be interested in going back again. 801 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,220 I actually bought myself a French press miniature. 802 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,040 Three. 803 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:44,200 Like the smallest one you can get. 804 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,240 And I buy a baggie of that fucking Lavazza. 805 00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:50,180 Yeah, I've often seen that stuff. 806 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,180 What's the story? 807 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:53,620 I never really fucking got the French press sort of. 808 00:32:53,780 --> 00:32:54,280 I'd caffed it. 809 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,060 Waste of time, is it? 810 00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,740 Oh, it's dynamite. 811 00:32:58,820 --> 00:32:59,940 The best coffee taste yet. 812 00:33:00,460 --> 00:33:03,120 You put one tea spoon, tablespoon in per cup. 813 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:04,780 Sure, I'm only able to make one for myself. 814 00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:06,700 I put one tablespoon in. 815 00:33:06,980 --> 00:33:09,340 And I fill up with boiling water then on top of it. 816 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:11,400 Not fill to the brim, no. 817 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:17,040 Fill up like a shot, like an espresso-sized shot of hot water in it. 818 00:33:17,140 --> 00:33:18,740 Stir it and leave it for three minutes. 819 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:20,800 Thanks very much, Flimbang, 9miljil. 820 00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:22,900 And holy fuck, thank you very much for the tip. 821 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:23,540 Very kind of ya. 822 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,500 Three minutes in the cafeteria. 823 00:33:26,500 --> 00:33:27,080 What else? 824 00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,340 Then go back to it. 825 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:30,720 Pour that into your cup then. 826 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:34,440 And then top up with boiling hot water from the kettle and a bit of milk. 827 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:36,500 And it's a great tasting cup. 828 00:33:36,600 --> 00:33:39,720 It's better than a cup of coffee you'd buy out of a machine or a shop. 829 00:33:40,380 --> 00:33:42,460 And you're paying fuck all the price of it. 830 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:44,720 Interesting stuff there. 831 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,360 If anybody's into coffee, give that a lash. 832 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:56,540 Sounds like a cost-effective way of drinking good, decent enough coffee for a cheap enough price. 833 00:33:57,540 --> 00:34:02,000 And not having to taste that utter shite that is instant coffee. 834 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:03,900 I've yet to taste a good instant coffee, Tom. 835 00:34:05,100 --> 00:34:07,500 A lot of them are shite, in fairness. 836 00:34:09,180 --> 00:34:12,840 But I was drinking some of that dewy Egbert stuff. 837 00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:15,260 It's expensive. 838 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:17,060 But it's nice. 839 00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:19,700 Yeah, I wouldn't know. 840 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:21,720 It's Nescafe or Bust, really. 841 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:24,140 And I'm not paying a tenner for some fucking instant coffee. 842 00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:26,840 Yeah, it's up there with carte noire. 843 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,780 Chef Chaffee, thank you very much. 844 00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,460 They can climb ladders. 845 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:42,540 But they can't fucking stand still at the top. 846 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,620 Especially when they're getting hit with red nines. 847 00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:45,760 Look at this. 848 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:49,940 Oh. 849 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,740 And this guy... 850 00:34:57,640 --> 00:35:01,300 It's so... It's very satisfactory. 851 00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,560 Ooh, ah, up the teeny cocks. Thank you very much for that. 852 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:13,140 So, if I remember correctly, it was eyebrows and mustache, up beetle, down beetle, and ladies brooch. 853 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:14,880 We go back to the yoke over here. 854 00:35:16,000 --> 00:35:18,080 Eyebrows and mustache is over here. 855 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:27,000 Irish Castle, Liam Rogers, thank you very much. Hope you had a great time at the gig there, you were saying, you're at last night. 856 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:34,780 Up beetle, down beetle, and then ladies brooch. That should really do the situation for us. 857 00:35:37,020 --> 00:35:39,100 And we've got the apostate's head. 858 00:35:40,260 --> 00:35:44,280 And I don't know how... How does the statue bleed? You know? 859 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:47,720 It's not really realistic. 860 00:35:49,580 --> 00:35:53,020 Questioning the realism of the situation is futile, to be honest. If... 861 00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,780 You've got fellas who literally have shank going out their heads. 862 00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,580 Looking in like that. Just as I said it. 863 00:36:02,940 --> 00:36:03,440 Oh! 864 00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,320 You got petrol bombed. 865 00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,300 I wonder, can you shoot the petrol bombing? 866 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:15,300 I wonder, can you shoot the petrol bombing? 867 00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:17,820 Oh, that'll do. 868 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,440 I'm actually forgetting, uh, a lot of treasure. 869 00:36:23,120 --> 00:36:25,280 But, I was thinking there... 870 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:30,480 With, with speed being the ultimate objective. 871 00:36:31,600 --> 00:36:36,760 And the fact that I'm already doing pretty well, seeing as though I'm playing a new chapter of the game, 872 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:39,240 With all the weapons previously loaded. 873 00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:45,440 That it's not really that much of a pressing issue to go and hunt down every bit of treasure. 874 00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:47,780 And I was quite enjoying yesterday. 875 00:36:48,600 --> 00:36:50,740 Just being on a conveyor belt of death. 876 00:36:51,020 --> 00:36:51,280 You know? 877 00:36:51,580 --> 00:36:53,400 Moving along swiftly at pace. 878 00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:57,540 Not really giving a rat's ass about, uh, this, that, the other one. 879 00:36:57,580 --> 00:36:58,080 I forgot. 880 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:02,200 And, uh, I'm sure if there's something really major that I'd miss out on. 881 00:37:02,780 --> 00:37:05,420 Then, uh, somebody might tell me about it. 882 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,040 But, I'm only concerned about getting that red dot. 883 00:37:09,300 --> 00:37:11,520 And, uh, it's jewels that you need for that. 884 00:37:14,580 --> 00:37:16,840 Or, uh, they're like spinals, are they? 885 00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:19,320 Velvet blue. 886 00:37:23,820 --> 00:37:24,700 Have a look here. 887 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:27,800 Just after me saying I'm not arsed. 888 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:28,960 Now I'm, I'm looking for it. 889 00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:30,540 So that's... 890 00:37:31,500 --> 00:37:32,360 There, yeah, yeah. 891 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,340 Go back to the boat now. 892 00:37:38,680 --> 00:37:42,280 Uh, does Connor Williams settle for anything less than Arabica beans? 893 00:37:42,660 --> 00:37:43,800 We'd have to ask him. 894 00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,080 He's another man for the coffee. 895 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:46,340 He's a big coffee man. 896 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:47,960 He actually started a coffee startup. 897 00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:50,800 I think he was out there with some tribe. 898 00:37:51,460 --> 00:37:53,180 Out in the Andes or something. 899 00:37:53,660 --> 00:37:54,540 Uh, he brought... 900 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:59,980 He actually started a fucking village, uh, fair trade scenario out there. 901 00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:04,680 And, really brought a lot of prosperity to a village out there. 902 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,360 And, I'm sure he'll tell you more. 903 00:38:07,460 --> 00:38:09,220 Hopefully we can, uh, arrange something. 904 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:11,260 Captain Sack, thank you very much for the tip. 905 00:38:11,900 --> 00:38:13,640 Get him back on it. 906 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:18,180 Maybe he might even be interested in calling in at some stage. 907 00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:22,840 Don't know what his opinion is on this sort of, uh, situation. 908 00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,040 Demonic vibes and such. 909 00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:28,480 But, it'd be great to get his two cents on the whole... 910 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:29,360 Cananigans. 911 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:34,280 I have not much time for the man myself. 912 00:38:34,400 --> 00:38:36,180 He's a bit of a fucking fun time, Charlie. 913 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:36,620 That lad. 914 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:38,420 Now, what's this here? 915 00:38:38,740 --> 00:38:40,080 He's back at the merchant, is it? 916 00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:42,400 I'm not sure. 917 00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,800 A friend from Zimbabwe. 918 00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:44,740 Thank you very much. 919 00:38:45,300 --> 00:38:46,140 And Captain Sack. 920 00:38:46,260 --> 00:38:47,080 Thank you very much. 921 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:54,220 So, it's a splendid bangle. 922 00:38:54,300 --> 00:38:54,780 That's nice. 923 00:38:54,960 --> 00:38:59,340 And, we'll also have to go and require another head off a statue somewhere. 924 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:00,640 Anaconda G. 925 00:39:00,740 --> 00:39:01,620 Thank you very much. 926 00:39:02,020 --> 00:39:03,540 Your kind, heart, and generous tip. 927 00:39:03,900 --> 00:39:04,880 I hope you're doing well. 928 00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,920 I'm looking around for, um, a special... 929 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:09,220 Thing. 930 00:39:09,300 --> 00:39:11,440 We had a sting there for the fucking, uh... 931 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:14,920 It was, uh, like, Tupac's California love, but... 932 00:39:15,980 --> 00:39:19,240 In the style of, uh, Tupac, the Anaconda G style thing. 933 00:39:19,300 --> 00:39:19,840 It's just... 934 00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,840 I don't have it loaded up, I'm afraid. 935 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:23,580 But, thank you very much for the tip. 936 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,820 Something to rectify in the next stream, I imagine. 937 00:39:26,880 --> 00:39:27,280 Yeah. 938 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:28,260 Sorry, folks. 939 00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,120 We've been so long out the game. 940 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:32,140 That, uh... 941 00:39:32,140 --> 00:39:33,460 There are a few things missing. 942 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:37,140 So, rest assured, we're really... 943 00:39:37,140 --> 00:39:41,500 We're really gonna do our best to get things up and running again. 944 00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:44,960 So, let's just get this fucking game done, you know. 945 00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:47,100 Prioritize, yeah. 946 00:39:48,740 --> 00:39:50,580 Klim crew, thank you very much for the tip. 947 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,780 What are you doing here? 948 00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:55,320 Boner jams, thank you. 949 00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:57,040 Just having a quick look here at the map. 950 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:58,640 So, we can go out to the lake. 951 00:39:58,740 --> 00:39:59,740 I think, uh... 952 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:00,520 Yeah, it's over there. 953 00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:00,960 It's over there. 954 00:40:01,020 --> 00:40:02,140 We're being told where to go. 955 00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:03,060 It's nice and easy. 956 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:07,740 Can you please say hello to Tom? 957 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:08,760 Says border jams. 958 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:09,500 Tom, how are you? 959 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:11,500 Not too bad. 960 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,340 Thank you very much. 961 00:40:12,780 --> 00:40:14,300 Thanks very much for the tip as well. 962 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:17,760 Klimas Kruis. 963 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:19,400 How are you, us? 964 00:40:19,400 --> 00:40:22,140 You're doing well out there in Berlin. 965 00:40:22,140 --> 00:40:26,180 And, uh... 966 00:40:26,180 --> 00:40:31,600 I'm not actually doxing if anyone's wondering why I'm giving away the location of someone. 967 00:40:31,980 --> 00:40:47,360 For all I know, Klimas Kruis might not be in Berlin, but for anybody who's seen the streets there over the summer, I was given a tour of the Alexander Plats, another region area of Berlin. 968 00:40:47,620 --> 00:40:50,220 And it was very, very lovely. 969 00:40:58,020 --> 00:40:59,640 We've got another puzzle here. 970 00:41:00,100 --> 00:41:02,000 7-S7 Tronic. 971 00:41:02,140 --> 00:41:03,780 Thank you very much for the tip, Ripper. 972 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:05,320 It's good stuff, Francis. 973 00:41:05,780 --> 00:41:10,180 Great remake of this compared to some of the utter shite releases lately. 974 00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:13,320 Yeah, I was, uh... 975 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:16,020 saying there yesterday, shite none again as usual. 976 00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:17,200 That's all I ever do. 977 00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:20,180 that I wasn't sure about it as a stream game. 978 00:41:20,980 --> 00:41:22,040 Thought it was too dark. 979 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:23,340 And... 980 00:41:23,340 --> 00:41:26,980 I don't know why I had the epiphany of just turn the fucking brightness up. 981 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:29,020 Just do that, and then it'll be good again. 982 00:41:29,580 --> 00:41:33,760 I thought, does that take away some of the tension, some of the mystique, some of the ambience, the aura? 983 00:41:34,600 --> 00:41:35,500 Maybe it does. 984 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,340 But, uh... 985 00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:44,140 Then again, if you don't want that, you can just enjoy the Conveyor Belt of Death, as I said before. 986 00:41:44,240 --> 00:41:45,740 Mark Kermode's Victorian Kermode. 987 00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,060 Thank you very much for the tip there. 988 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,480 Hand grenades. 989 00:41:48,480 --> 00:41:48,520 Hand grenades. 990 00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:50,760 So with this one here, this is... 991 00:41:51,340 --> 00:41:53,480 Ladies Broch-esque. 992 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:54,540 But it's not. 993 00:41:55,740 --> 00:41:56,820 Oh, you had the three snakes. 994 00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:58,280 You had three snakes down there. 995 00:41:58,420 --> 00:41:59,440 Ladies Broch-esque. 996 00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,980 And then you have Triad of Beatles. 997 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:04,280 The Beatles. 998 00:42:04,680 --> 00:42:05,600 Minus one of them. 999 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:08,380 Have a look here. 1000 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:08,480 Have a look here. 1001 00:42:08,820 --> 00:42:10,040 So, uh... 1002 00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,160 Ladies Broch-esque. 1003 00:42:13,100 --> 00:42:14,140 Maybe it's that one. 1004 00:42:15,340 --> 00:42:15,880 No, that's... 1005 00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:17,260 That's eyebrows and tash. 1006 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:20,360 Thank you very much there, Liam Rogers. 1007 00:42:20,700 --> 00:42:21,740 Hope you're doing well. 1008 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:23,820 Oh, you have to press them and then... 1009 00:42:23,820 --> 00:42:23,960 Sorry. 1010 00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,160 Just get this wrong on purpose. 1011 00:42:25,700 --> 00:42:27,320 I think that's Ladies Broch-esque. 1012 00:42:30,580 --> 00:42:31,560 Oh, it's snakes. 1013 00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:32,100 It's... 1014 00:42:32,100 --> 00:42:32,540 It's... 1015 00:42:32,540 --> 00:42:32,820 Oh, no. 1016 00:42:32,860 --> 00:42:34,100 Maybe it's snakes after that. 1017 00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:35,880 No, it's snakes first. 1018 00:42:36,140 --> 00:42:36,760 I'll get this wrong. 1019 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:36,940 Sorry. 1020 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:39,280 Three snakes. 1021 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,260 Ladies Broch-esque. 1022 00:42:43,540 --> 00:42:45,060 And then you have the Triad of Beatles. 1023 00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:46,640 There you go. 1024 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:49,060 Maybe it doesn't even matter what... 1025 00:42:49,060 --> 00:42:51,880 What sequence you put them in. 1026 00:42:52,580 --> 00:42:54,580 But another creepy touch there, Tom. 1027 00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:57,360 What do you mean? 1028 00:42:57,480 --> 00:42:58,020 What are you saying? 1029 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,880 I think the head of the statue came off there. 1030 00:43:01,940 --> 00:43:02,700 It was a creepy touch. 1031 00:43:03,860 --> 00:43:05,480 I thought you were saying I was creeping. 1032 00:43:06,540 --> 00:43:07,440 Or something like that. 1033 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,660 You'd want to watch out. 1034 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:13,480 That's probably triggered a situation now where that's going to spawn. 1035 00:43:13,480 --> 00:43:14,620 Some sandpays or something. 1036 00:43:14,720 --> 00:43:17,040 I can't remember what went on in the first place. 1037 00:43:17,500 --> 00:43:20,000 When this was first played through. 1038 00:43:24,720 --> 00:43:25,620 Snakes in the chat. 1039 00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:26,540 Is there snakes in the lanes? 1040 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:27,800 Is there snakes in the chat? 1041 00:43:30,500 --> 00:43:35,040 Did well there yesterday not to let anything derail me from the situation. 1042 00:43:35,700 --> 00:43:39,200 Thank God there was no sort of fucking having to deal with bots or anything like that. 1043 00:43:39,580 --> 00:43:40,900 Not that I know of, anyway. 1044 00:43:40,900 --> 00:43:50,180 Can you get a gold... 1045 00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,520 You can get a gold egg on the east side of the lake. 1046 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,140 I did fucking get that in the first playthrough. 1047 00:43:56,540 --> 00:43:57,320 No bad bots. 1048 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:58,140 Pestle and Caden. 1049 00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:00,720 Thanks very much there for the words of wisdom. 1050 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:03,080 But in my mind, at ease. 1051 00:44:03,860 --> 00:44:05,620 Have a look here and see what the story is. 1052 00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,340 There. 1053 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:07,680 Is that where you get the golden egg? 1054 00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:13,320 I mean, we could go back and get these at another time and keep trucking along. 1055 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,760 But I did get this first time. 1056 00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:20,680 You have to schlock a few of these guys as well. 1057 00:44:20,780 --> 00:44:23,680 I wonder could it be done very, very easily with a flashbang. 1058 00:44:23,780 --> 00:44:24,120 Let's see. 1059 00:44:24,460 --> 00:44:27,180 Poor guys are going to really have a rude awakening. 1060 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,020 Pat the bag. 1061 00:44:30,100 --> 00:44:30,720 Thank you very much. 1062 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:31,540 And that doesn't work. 1063 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:32,440 Does not work. 1064 00:44:33,660 --> 00:44:37,380 The shit that works on the crows doesn't work on the chicks. 1065 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,680 I'm not even 100%. 1066 00:44:40,680 --> 00:44:41,800 There's the golden egg look. 1067 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:42,460 Oh, it's pesetas. 1068 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,580 Not even sure you have to kill these guys. 1069 00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,860 I think you just pick up the golden... 1070 00:44:47,860 --> 00:44:48,860 Ah, there it was. 1071 00:44:48,920 --> 00:44:49,020 Yeah. 1072 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:49,920 You don't have to kill them. 1073 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:57,020 I have no problem dispatching those scumbags that are trying to kill us. 1074 00:44:57,020 --> 00:45:02,060 But I mean, do draw a line at the innocence of these guys, you know. 1075 00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:06,020 I think if you just stay around them the whole day, they'll just continually lay eggs. 1076 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:07,880 Until the end. 1077 00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:09,960 Yep. 1078 00:45:10,240 --> 00:45:11,600 That's what they're here to do. 1079 00:45:11,740 --> 00:45:12,880 Fish in the lake as well. 1080 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:18,120 As you say, no real need for any necessity for any of this stuff. 1081 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,140 When you compare it to the first time around. 1082 00:45:21,240 --> 00:45:24,560 When you're trying your best to accumulate as much money as possible. 1083 00:45:24,980 --> 00:45:26,740 Right now, we're all about the killing. 1084 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:27,780 Come here about. 1085 00:45:28,220 --> 00:45:29,620 Well, the T-bone. 1086 00:45:29,860 --> 00:45:30,600 Thank you very much. 1087 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:31,380 Pat the bag. 1088 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:32,560 Thank you very much. 1089 00:45:34,340 --> 00:45:37,440 If you complete the puzzles on the first step, you'll end up finishing the speedrun. 1090 00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:37,900 Quick, Cor. 1091 00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:44,000 Can you please say hello to Colum, who's sick after eating a dodgy sausage? 1092 00:45:44,240 --> 00:45:44,920 Thanks very much. 1093 00:45:45,820 --> 00:45:47,080 Hope you're getting that well, Colum. 1094 00:45:47,820 --> 00:45:49,140 And stay away from the sausage. 1095 00:45:51,540 --> 00:45:51,860 Fuck. 1096 00:45:51,940 --> 00:45:54,700 Thank you very much for your kind, hearted and generous tip, Ripperoni. 1097 00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:56,560 Lemon-suited flagrancy, you say? 1098 00:45:56,740 --> 00:45:58,140 That's aimed at Francis, I imagine. 1099 00:45:59,060 --> 00:45:59,820 Thanks very much. 1100 00:45:59,820 --> 00:46:01,400 It's actually more, uh... 1101 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,160 Yeah, it is lemon. 1102 00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:02,580 Yeah, yeah. 1103 00:46:02,620 --> 00:46:03,500 I was thinking... 1104 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:07,160 I don't know why I thought in my head when you said lemon. 1105 00:46:07,360 --> 00:46:08,880 Kind of an orangey color. 1106 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,940 But that, of course, would just be an orange. 1107 00:46:12,840 --> 00:46:14,140 But this is pure lemon. 1108 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,980 I was hoping to get a mustard suit. 1109 00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:18,060 This is lemon. 1110 00:46:18,540 --> 00:46:18,980 It's too... 1111 00:46:18,980 --> 00:46:20,840 It's too vivid to be mustard. 1112 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:21,800 Oh, yeah. 1113 00:46:21,800 --> 00:46:22,820 We don't need to come back here. 1114 00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,960 We can go and put our fucking heads on the statue. 1115 00:46:26,500 --> 00:46:27,420 Or in the hands. 1116 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:30,060 And, uh... 1117 00:46:30,060 --> 00:46:33,380 Thanks very much there, Pat the Bag and Liam Rogers. 1118 00:46:35,940 --> 00:46:37,100 We go into... 1119 00:46:38,860 --> 00:46:41,280 This gap down here. 1120 00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:51,600 Not sure if this is the right place to get off, is it? 1121 00:46:52,120 --> 00:46:52,440 Oh, yeah. 1122 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:53,140 You're in the right place. 1123 00:46:53,220 --> 00:46:53,340 Nice. 1124 00:46:53,800 --> 00:46:55,200 Yeah, you have to move through here. 1125 00:46:56,840 --> 00:46:58,760 Stick those heads into the hands and get moving. 1126 00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:05,000 That's one head. 1127 00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:06,000 The Blasphemers. 1128 00:47:06,860 --> 00:47:07,800 They both look... 1129 00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,160 They both got the same face. 1130 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:10,300 The Purple Onion. 1131 00:47:10,820 --> 00:47:12,540 Thank you very much there, the Purple Onion. 1132 00:47:13,620 --> 00:47:14,520 Very, very kind of you. 1133 00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:15,000 Watch out! 1134 00:47:15,040 --> 00:47:16,380 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down! 1135 00:47:16,440 --> 00:47:16,800 We'll get out! 1136 00:47:19,780 --> 00:47:21,880 You've made a dog's dinner of it, you say. 1137 00:47:21,920 --> 00:47:22,420 I hope not. 1138 00:47:22,500 --> 00:47:24,540 I hope that isn't like you've fucked up the game. 1139 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,040 Tom R. 1140 00:47:26,120 --> 00:47:27,780 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1141 00:47:27,920 --> 00:47:28,160 Is... 1142 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:28,620 Is... 1143 00:47:28,620 --> 00:47:29,580 Is this... 1144 00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:32,360 Is it a kumquat color, you say? 1145 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:34,320 I've never had a kumquat. 1146 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:36,680 Never had a kumquat. 1147 00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,580 I don't even know what they look like or how they taste. 1148 00:47:40,540 --> 00:47:43,180 Or what the feel of a kumquat would feel like in the hand. 1149 00:47:43,180 --> 00:47:45,760 Donald 2 pump chump. 1150 00:47:45,820 --> 00:47:46,580 Thank you very much. 1151 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:50,500 We've got a rake of eggs there. 1152 00:47:51,100 --> 00:47:51,760 So, uh... 1153 00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:53,180 It's a case of... 1154 00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,440 Getting the boat and heading there, I imagine. 1155 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:01,340 Tilebow, thanks very much for the tip there. 1156 00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:01,800 Hope you've... 1157 00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:02,280 No, I'm well. 1158 00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:04,480 Came through on my line, though. 1159 00:48:06,320 --> 00:48:07,080 Sorry about that. 1160 00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:07,680 Tilebow. 1161 00:48:07,680 --> 00:48:09,300 Okay, give me the tip there. 1162 00:48:11,080 --> 00:48:12,520 Yeah, Tilebow, thanks very much. 1163 00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,760 Good to have your back, Higgins. 1164 00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:14,600 You say, well... 1165 00:48:14,600 --> 00:48:15,500 It's not just, uh... 1166 00:48:15,500 --> 00:48:15,900 Francis. 1167 00:48:15,900 --> 00:48:17,060 It's myself as well. 1168 00:48:17,760 --> 00:48:18,300 I'll take that. 1169 00:48:18,360 --> 00:48:18,660 Thank you. 1170 00:48:18,700 --> 00:48:19,120 I'm bored. 1171 00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:21,140 It'd actually be a good idea. 1172 00:48:21,260 --> 00:48:21,520 Maybe. 1173 00:48:21,660 --> 00:48:23,260 Snakey, thank you very much for the tip. 1174 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,260 Say, aloe-k simulator. 1175 00:48:26,260 --> 00:48:28,820 It'd be a good idea to go and sell a few eggs to the fucking merchant. 1176 00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:30,240 Don't sell that golden egg, though. 1177 00:48:31,300 --> 00:48:33,460 And maybe put a few items away in the cash kit. 1178 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:35,300 Watch out. 1179 00:48:35,340 --> 00:48:36,280 There's a fucking fire mess. 1180 00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:36,660 Coming down. 1181 00:48:36,780 --> 00:48:37,000 We'll get out. 1182 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:37,760 Sorry about that. 1183 00:48:37,820 --> 00:48:39,660 A fighter jet spam. 1184 00:48:39,800 --> 00:48:41,740 But I might actually leave it on for the time being. 1185 00:48:41,860 --> 00:48:43,100 It does wake people up. 1186 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:45,880 Nobby Gobbler. 1187 00:48:45,980 --> 00:48:46,780 Thank you very much. 1188 00:48:48,400 --> 00:48:50,180 We sell this guy some nice things. 1189 00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:51,800 Four of those. 1190 00:48:52,380 --> 00:48:55,180 That's not going to really free up any room in the bloody case. 1191 00:48:55,600 --> 00:48:56,040 Like... 1192 00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:58,920 We've stuffed in the case. 1193 00:48:59,000 --> 00:49:00,920 Like, we already have the MP5 in the case. 1194 00:49:00,980 --> 00:49:02,440 We have an assault rifle in the case. 1195 00:49:05,700 --> 00:49:07,560 Let's just sell him some gear. 1196 00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:09,600 Goodbye. 1197 00:49:11,480 --> 00:49:13,280 Thank you very much there, Tupo. 1198 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:14,400 Very, very kind to you. 1199 00:49:14,780 --> 00:49:15,180 Tupo. 1200 00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:19,280 Pure fucking speed. 1201 00:49:19,360 --> 00:49:20,540 You're saying, yeah, you know it. 1202 00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:21,140 You know it. 1203 00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:21,980 We're not hanging around. 1204 00:49:21,980 --> 00:49:24,900 I know we're actually fucking hanging around right now. 1205 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:25,600 But, I mean, listen. 1206 00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,120 It's going to really kick off very fast, very soon. 1207 00:49:28,260 --> 00:49:29,320 Don't fucking tune out. 1208 00:49:29,440 --> 00:49:29,900 Egg Hunt. 1209 00:49:30,240 --> 00:49:31,060 Thank you very much. 1210 00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:32,080 The tip there. 1211 00:49:32,700 --> 00:49:33,700 Just craft these herbs. 1212 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:36,320 Really fucking get to grips with these herbs. 1213 00:49:36,480 --> 00:49:40,160 And make an absolute hames of everyone who comes across us. 1214 00:49:41,060 --> 00:49:42,120 We've got grenades. 1215 00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,280 We've got grenades of go-go. 1216 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:44,760 What are we going to do there? 1217 00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:45,640 Craig Brennan. 1218 00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:47,600 I hope you're getting on well as well, Craig. 1219 00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:49,660 It's a lovely situation. 1220 00:49:49,820 --> 00:49:50,980 It's great to have you here, Craig. 1221 00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:52,180 We've been waiting all day for you. 1222 00:49:53,820 --> 00:49:55,320 Yeah, I can second that, Craig. 1223 00:49:55,420 --> 00:49:56,920 We actually said before the stream happened. 1224 00:49:57,120 --> 00:50:00,480 I hope someone called Craig Brennan appears in the stream today. 1225 00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:01,100 Just randomly. 1226 00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,980 And the law of averages just suggests that someone would actually be called Craig Brennan watching. 1227 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:07,340 Thank you very much. 1228 00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:09,120 Anguish Panda as well. 1229 00:50:09,200 --> 00:50:09,680 Very kind of you. 1230 00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:17,980 Bit of space there. 1231 00:50:17,980 --> 00:50:20,720 Anyway, sell a few more eggs and we'll get the fuck out of Dodge. 1232 00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:25,560 Those brown eggs. 1233 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,180 He doesn't pay much for the brown eggs. 1234 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:32,300 Maybe I could sell him a couple of grenades as well. 1235 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:35,020 And he, uh... 1236 00:50:35,020 --> 00:50:36,660 Still have some new items. 1237 00:50:36,860 --> 00:50:37,820 You might be interested. 1238 00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:38,580 Tune up your shit. 1239 00:50:39,420 --> 00:50:39,840 Watch out. 1240 00:50:39,900 --> 00:50:41,220 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1241 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:41,660 We'll get out. 1242 00:50:42,860 --> 00:50:43,560 Easy work. 1243 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,020 Dotting your eyes. 1244 00:50:45,520 --> 00:50:46,700 That's the way to be. 1245 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:50,700 So we'll, uh... 1246 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,540 We'll go into our lovely items page. 1247 00:50:53,620 --> 00:50:54,720 Key items and treasures. 1248 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,780 And this is where it gets interesting, guys. 1249 00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,300 Because we're going to put some gemstones into this fucker. 1250 00:50:59,980 --> 00:51:00,120 Uh... 1251 00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,300 We've got a green one there. 1252 00:51:01,380 --> 00:51:03,480 We could wait and put a different color in there. 1253 00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:04,580 We will, yeah. 1254 00:51:04,620 --> 00:51:05,940 We'll save that excitement for later. 1255 00:51:06,380 --> 00:51:07,620 So, unfortunately, guys. 1256 00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:09,180 No excitement here. 1257 00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:10,840 Until later, Amp. 1258 00:51:12,060 --> 00:51:14,360 Let's freed up a few item slots for us, though. 1259 00:51:14,920 --> 00:51:15,760 Not the worst. 1260 00:51:15,920 --> 00:51:16,820 Not the best, either. 1261 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:21,360 You live and you learn. 1262 00:51:27,460 --> 00:51:28,360 You live and you learn. 1263 00:51:28,580 --> 00:51:29,320 Curse Eureka. 1264 00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,560 Thanks very much for the tip. 1265 00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:34,500 Now, you need to turn right. 1266 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:36,080 And then go down that way. 1267 00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:41,000 The barrel, the man. 1268 00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:43,960 Watch out. 1269 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:44,420 There's a fucking fire. 1270 00:51:44,420 --> 00:51:45,900 Thanks very much there, Talbo. 1271 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:48,500 Very kind of you. 1272 00:51:49,040 --> 00:51:50,440 We missed you, too, you say? 1273 00:51:50,780 --> 00:51:51,740 That's aimed at Tommy. 1274 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,500 You haven't specified that you were missing me, but... 1275 00:51:56,460 --> 00:51:57,120 Fuck it. 1276 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:58,960 Doesn't matter. 1277 00:51:59,580 --> 00:52:01,280 At this stage, does not matter. 1278 00:52:02,600 --> 00:52:03,900 Connor Gorm. 1279 00:52:03,900 --> 00:52:07,760 Thank you very much, Connor Gorm. 1280 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:10,620 Savage to see you back in flying form, no less. 1281 00:52:11,160 --> 00:52:14,340 Look, the form is going good, but it could be a lot better. 1282 00:52:14,820 --> 00:52:19,020 It's going to be a lot better when we make progress and keep that pace going. 1283 00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:21,660 That electrified one chapter per hour pace. 1284 00:52:21,980 --> 00:52:25,120 And I go as far as to say it's beyond one chapter per hour at this stage. 1285 00:52:25,460 --> 00:52:29,600 We're really fucking hammering home the situation scenario. 1286 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:34,680 Although, as I say that, I think I've fucked up and taken a wrong turn somewhere. 1287 00:52:36,620 --> 00:52:37,860 How do we get to there, look? 1288 00:52:37,860 --> 00:52:38,600 The church. 1289 00:52:39,020 --> 00:52:39,420 Is it... 1290 00:52:39,420 --> 00:52:40,500 It's not through here, sure. 1291 00:52:40,920 --> 00:52:41,240 You... 1292 00:52:41,240 --> 00:52:44,860 Is there a... 1293 00:52:44,860 --> 00:52:47,320 Maybe you go around it. 1294 00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,500 Maybe you go back around your fucking idea. 1295 00:52:59,660 --> 00:53:01,620 Go back to the merchant and keep going straight. 1296 00:53:06,280 --> 00:53:08,020 Thank you for 1297 00:53:08,020 --> 00:53:09,600 seam of the sack. 1298 00:53:10,400 --> 00:53:12,000 Thank you very much for the tip there, 1299 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:12,900 seam of the sack. 1300 00:53:13,640 --> 00:53:15,680 We've been told to go back to the bloody 1301 00:53:15,680 --> 00:53:17,760 merchant and keep going by Liam Rogers, 1302 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,800 and I'm inclined to listen to anything 1303 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:21,540 Liam Rogers says or does. 1304 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:23,920 Not that you can hear doing, of course. 1305 00:53:24,020 --> 00:53:25,240 It's an action. Matt, Matt, Matt. 1306 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:25,980 Thanks very much. 1307 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:28,720 Has anybody seen John? 1308 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:31,800 We've got to move. 1309 00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:33,160 We can go and get a blue jewel 1310 00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:35,580 quest over there, but back to the merchant, 1311 00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:36,260 we're being told. 1312 00:53:38,220 --> 00:53:39,720 Yeah, we're gonna just 1313 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:41,700 trust Liam on this one. We're going full 1314 00:53:41,700 --> 00:53:42,620 Rogers on it. 1315 00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:45,180 We're gonna Roger the fuck out the game 1316 00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:47,140 using a walkthrough 1317 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,900 known as Liam. 1318 00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:54,880 No flood today. Oh yeah, 1319 00:53:55,160 --> 00:53:56,300 sorry, there is Aaron. 1320 00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:57,060 I was gonna say 1321 00:53:57,060 --> 00:53:58,620 no flood today. 1322 00:53:59,220 --> 00:54:00,840 This is Liam Rogers town. 1323 00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:03,000 But Aaron 1324 00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:05,420 is right there asking us whether or not 1325 00:54:05,420 --> 00:54:06,600 we got the fucking church key. 1326 00:54:06,740 --> 00:54:07,660 Nice to have you, Aaron. 1327 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,480 Didn't see you in the chat there, 1328 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,460 but we've got the 1329 00:54:10,460 --> 00:54:11,380 small key. 1330 00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:12,700 We've got the insignia key. 1331 00:54:12,940 --> 00:54:14,160 We've got the church insignia. 1332 00:54:15,200 --> 00:54:16,820 So that brings us back to... 1333 00:54:16,820 --> 00:54:22,540 Just follow the fucking map. 1334 00:54:22,620 --> 00:54:23,740 The map tells you where to go, sure. 1335 00:54:24,020 --> 00:54:25,460 This is the church. 1336 00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,120 But the merch, 1337 00:54:27,300 --> 00:54:28,540 the merch is over here. 1338 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:34,660 This better be right, Liam. 1339 00:54:34,660 --> 00:54:37,000 No pressure, says Conrad01. 1340 00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:39,100 Throwing a lovely bit of consternation 1341 00:54:39,100 --> 00:54:40,520 and anticipation into the chat. 1342 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:43,100 No pressure at all, Liam. 1343 00:54:43,520 --> 00:54:44,940 No pressure at all. 1344 00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:46,420 But listen, man. 1345 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:49,000 I hope you're fucking right, Liam. 1346 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:50,620 For your sake. 1347 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,640 We're not playing games here. 1348 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:55,980 Lakeside settlement. 1349 00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:57,760 Look at all those jewels up there. 1350 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:01,120 I'm going back on what I said 1351 00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:01,660 I wouldn't do. 1352 00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,960 It's your only reputation to say 1353 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,660 cut the boat, stir the fish, 1354 00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,480 put the house on it. 1355 00:55:07,420 --> 00:55:08,980 Just to the right, hey. 1356 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:09,880 Just to the right. 1357 00:55:10,980 --> 00:55:11,780 Okay, so I don't know 1358 00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:12,940 when that message was sent. 1359 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:14,840 The map is split level. 1360 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,080 You can toggle with the controller. 1361 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:21,720 The church. 1362 00:55:21,880 --> 00:55:22,720 The fucking church. 1363 00:55:22,820 --> 00:55:23,940 The original church with Ashley. 1364 00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:24,560 Yeah, sorry. 1365 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:25,240 Just a little bit. 1366 00:55:25,340 --> 00:55:27,380 If you just specify a little bit, lads. 1367 00:55:27,820 --> 00:55:28,900 Because you're telling me the church 1368 00:55:28,900 --> 00:55:29,840 and that's grand and everything. 1369 00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:32,000 But we all know there's a few churches. 1370 00:55:32,180 --> 00:55:33,460 There's a few shrines in the game. 1371 00:55:33,560 --> 00:55:33,920 There's a few. 1372 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,520 I don't want to be getting ratty 1373 00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:36,780 or anything like that, witchy. 1374 00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:39,960 Yeah, I can sense a bit of rattiness 1375 00:55:39,960 --> 00:55:40,700 there with Francis. 1376 00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,000 But I can see what he's saying as well, lads. 1377 00:55:43,140 --> 00:55:44,460 Is, you know, 1378 00:55:44,560 --> 00:55:46,200 a little bit of specification 1379 00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:47,100 wouldn't go on this. 1380 00:55:48,300 --> 00:55:49,380 Church with Ashley. 1381 00:55:49,900 --> 00:55:50,260 You know. 1382 00:55:51,360 --> 00:55:53,020 Just gives us something 1383 00:55:53,020 --> 00:55:54,540 to fucking hang the hat on. 1384 00:55:54,540 --> 00:55:55,000 You know. 1385 00:55:55,980 --> 00:55:56,720 But look. 1386 00:55:57,260 --> 00:55:58,680 Let's head back to the merchant. 1387 00:55:58,680 --> 00:56:00,440 No problem whatsoever. 1388 00:56:00,640 --> 00:56:01,300 Liam and Aaron. 1389 00:56:01,580 --> 00:56:02,980 No problem, witchy lads. 1390 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:04,920 Watch out. 1391 00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:05,860 There's a fucking fighter jet 1392 00:56:05,860 --> 00:56:06,280 coming down. 1393 00:56:06,380 --> 00:56:06,720 We'll get out. 1394 00:56:09,260 --> 00:56:10,840 Now, where the fuck is this merchant? 1395 00:56:13,340 --> 00:56:14,900 Map open simulator. 1396 00:56:15,580 --> 00:56:16,640 He is back there. 1397 00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,240 He is. 1398 00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:18,200 Yeah, so we just turn around. 1399 00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:18,960 We turn around 1400 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,460 and we just fucking go 1401 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:22,240 completely 180 on it. 1402 00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:23,220 People are asking, 1403 00:56:24,100 --> 00:56:25,860 How are you getting on flabby dick slash? 1404 00:56:25,940 --> 00:56:26,560 Thanks very much 1405 00:56:26,560 --> 00:56:27,740 for the tip there. 1406 00:56:28,780 --> 00:56:30,280 We're asking where Gary 1407 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:31,420 devil is, 1408 00:56:31,500 --> 00:56:32,200 but I'm sure he will 1409 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:32,780 make an appearance 1410 00:56:32,780 --> 00:56:33,340 at some stage. 1411 00:56:33,680 --> 00:56:35,060 I want to restrict that guy 1412 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,640 because he was going on yesterday 1413 00:56:36,640 --> 00:56:37,660 about his contract 1414 00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:38,980 not specifying that he was 1415 00:56:38,980 --> 00:56:39,780 going to give analysis 1416 00:56:39,780 --> 00:56:41,700 based on people in the chat 1417 00:56:41,700 --> 00:56:43,260 or reading tips 1418 00:56:43,260 --> 00:56:44,060 or anything like that. 1419 00:56:44,620 --> 00:56:46,280 He was fucking cribbing 1420 00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:46,960 about that. 1421 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:47,720 Saying, 1422 00:56:48,580 --> 00:56:49,720 Oh, I'm not contracted 1423 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,040 and all that sort of stuff. 1424 00:56:51,220 --> 00:56:52,720 It's fucking bollocks. 1425 00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:53,380 Like, so, 1426 00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:54,540 I'll just, you know, 1427 00:56:54,580 --> 00:56:56,280 if he wants it to stay like that, 1428 00:56:56,520 --> 00:56:57,860 he can stay like that, 1429 00:56:57,940 --> 00:56:58,180 you know? 1430 00:56:59,460 --> 00:57:00,180 Yeah, well, I mean, 1431 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:00,520 it's not, 1432 00:57:00,940 --> 00:57:01,620 you don't want to be 1433 00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:02,500 talking about him 1434 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,580 when it's not 1435 00:57:03,580 --> 00:57:04,520 here behind his back. 1436 00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:06,580 Watch out, 1437 00:57:06,600 --> 00:57:07,300 there's a fucking pilot 1438 00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,320 coming down and down! 1439 00:57:08,460 --> 00:57:09,300 You know, for a fact, 1440 00:57:09,900 --> 00:57:10,620 he's not, 1441 00:57:10,700 --> 00:57:12,100 he's not even watching anyway. 1442 00:57:16,060 --> 00:57:17,180 I am watching 1443 00:57:17,180 --> 00:57:18,560 and I've got to say, 1444 00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:19,600 not impressed 1445 00:57:19,600 --> 00:57:20,260 with the way 1446 00:57:20,260 --> 00:57:21,640 you're actually talking about me 1447 00:57:21,640 --> 00:57:22,480 behind my back. 1448 00:57:22,820 --> 00:57:24,440 It's absolutely despicable 1449 00:57:24,440 --> 00:57:26,880 and I've got a big problem with it. 1450 00:57:27,300 --> 00:57:28,240 Big, big problem. 1451 00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:29,420 Watch out, 1452 00:57:29,460 --> 00:57:30,160 there's a fucking fighter 1453 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:30,300 down and down! 1454 00:57:30,300 --> 00:57:30,820 How are you, Gary? 1455 00:57:30,920 --> 00:57:31,600 What's the story? 1456 00:57:31,760 --> 00:57:33,280 Thanks very much for joining us. 1457 00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:34,180 I hope you're well. 1458 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,140 We're about to face 1459 00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:36,560 one of these big bastards. 1460 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:38,500 Maybe it's actually great timing. 1461 00:57:39,800 --> 00:57:40,700 Yeah, look, 1462 00:57:40,740 --> 00:57:41,460 it's a cutscene. 1463 00:57:41,660 --> 00:57:42,940 We knew this was going to be happening 1464 00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:44,020 in the beginning of the season. 1465 00:57:44,400 --> 00:57:46,320 There's going to be a goat-headed man beast 1466 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,900 on top of the fucking mountain 1467 00:57:47,900 --> 00:57:48,840 and he's going to be swinging 1468 00:57:48,840 --> 00:57:49,560 his stuff around. 1469 00:57:49,900 --> 00:57:50,840 I was saying it before, 1470 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:52,240 Sadler's got this 1471 00:57:52,240 --> 00:57:54,060 well-oiled tea machine 1472 00:57:54,060 --> 00:57:56,020 drilled and ready to go. 1473 00:57:57,720 --> 00:57:58,960 He's been drilling them, 1474 00:57:58,960 --> 00:57:59,700 coming out of the door! 1475 00:57:59,700 --> 00:58:00,600 I'll turn that off. 1476 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:03,840 Yeah, and that beast there, 1477 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,400 he's actually had no sleep 1478 00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:06,440 so he's very angry 1479 00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:07,880 and you've got to stay out of his way. 1480 00:58:08,020 --> 00:58:09,720 He's a bad, bad scumbag. 1481 00:58:13,720 --> 00:58:14,780 Sack, ball crack. 1482 00:58:14,860 --> 00:58:15,720 Thanks very much there. 1483 00:58:16,340 --> 00:58:17,600 Okay, I can see this actually 1484 00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:18,600 being a bit of a problem 1485 00:58:18,600 --> 00:58:20,400 because I haven't really anticipated 1486 00:58:20,400 --> 00:58:22,500 on it being a... 1487 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:24,480 I have not anticipated 1488 00:58:24,480 --> 00:58:25,460 on this happening. 1489 00:58:26,140 --> 00:58:27,280 What will happen, 1490 00:58:27,360 --> 00:58:28,100 and what I will do, 1491 00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:29,560 is I'll lob a grenade at the fucker 1492 00:58:29,560 --> 00:58:31,200 and see how that fixes up 1493 00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:32,180 his day. 1494 00:58:33,180 --> 00:58:33,880 There we go. 1495 00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:35,620 Maybe we'll land... 1496 00:58:35,620 --> 00:58:37,620 I think the Red 9 can... 1497 00:58:42,620 --> 00:58:44,620 He's eating those fucking bullets. 1498 00:58:47,620 --> 00:58:49,740 He's eating those bullets for breakfast. 1499 00:58:49,740 --> 00:58:51,740 He's got worms on his back. 1500 00:58:55,620 --> 00:59:06,940 We need to turn that volume down. 1501 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:08,420 It's a little bit loud for my liking. 1502 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:10,760 Ian Dowie is after you, 1503 00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:12,020 someone says there. 1504 00:59:12,460 --> 00:59:13,620 Probably, uh... 1505 00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:16,960 A bit of a nasty comment 1506 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:19,860 about the ugly nature of the beast. 1507 00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:24,980 Hopefully Ian Dowie isn't watching. 1508 00:59:29,800 --> 00:59:32,380 Oh no, we're getting fucking steamrolled. 1509 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,100 Oh. 1510 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:37,320 What can I say? 1511 00:59:38,120 --> 00:59:40,640 That beast is unbelievable. 1512 00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:43,560 He's being raided by sheep. 1513 00:59:44,180 --> 00:59:46,500 He's being absolutely unbelievable 1514 00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:47,480 in his preparation, 1515 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:48,240 his technique, 1516 00:59:48,460 --> 00:59:50,360 and his execution of his movement. 1517 00:59:50,660 --> 00:59:51,220 Fluid. 1518 00:59:51,340 --> 00:59:52,060 He's fast. 1519 00:59:52,540 --> 00:59:54,080 He was actually going to go to Real Madrid 1520 00:59:54,080 --> 00:59:54,980 last season, 1521 00:59:54,980 --> 00:59:56,020 but he said no. 1522 00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:57,900 He wants to stay with the Ganados 1523 00:59:57,900 --> 00:59:59,260 for at least another year 1524 00:59:59,260 --> 01:00:00,680 for experience purposes. 1525 01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:01,320 Ooh. 1526 01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:04,260 Salazar actually upped his wages 1527 01:00:04,260 --> 01:00:07,120 to 5.5 million pesetas 1528 01:00:07,120 --> 01:00:08,460 a year, 1529 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,660 which isn't really much, 1530 01:00:09,740 --> 01:00:10,600 but he doesn't know 1531 01:00:10,600 --> 01:00:11,700 any different 1532 01:00:11,700 --> 01:00:12,200 because 1533 01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,540 he doesn't have 1534 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:14,900 great brain power. 1535 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:16,860 Even though he's got a big mind, 1536 01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:18,260 he's a big-bodied bastard, 1537 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,260 he still doesn't really 1538 01:00:20,260 --> 01:00:21,700 have the processing power 1539 01:00:21,700 --> 01:00:22,760 of normal humans 1540 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,700 like you and I. 1541 01:00:25,260 --> 01:00:26,180 So you are going on record 1542 01:00:26,180 --> 01:00:27,060 as saying you're a human, 1543 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:27,980 even though you do look 1544 01:00:27,980 --> 01:00:29,060 particularly devilish. 1545 01:00:30,160 --> 01:00:31,200 Thanks very much. 1546 01:00:31,980 --> 01:00:33,260 I meant that in a bad way, 1547 01:00:33,300 --> 01:00:34,160 like you're a fucking devil, 1548 01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,280 like you're not handsome 1549 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:35,680 or anything. 1550 01:00:36,640 --> 01:00:37,900 I've been told differently. 1551 01:00:39,780 --> 01:00:40,440 By who? 1552 01:00:41,980 --> 01:00:43,040 By a lot of people. 1553 01:00:44,620 --> 01:00:45,200 Yeah, who? 1554 01:00:47,940 --> 01:00:48,940 By the Ganados. 1555 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:52,800 Yeah. 1556 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:54,520 I wouldn't rely too much 1557 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:55,460 on their opinion, mate. 1558 01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:55,940 They're fucking... 1559 01:00:57,340 --> 01:00:58,900 They're not really well themselves, 1560 01:00:59,020 --> 01:00:59,280 you know? 1561 01:01:00,660 --> 01:01:01,060 Listen, 1562 01:01:01,260 --> 01:01:02,240 between you and me, 1563 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:03,140 you don't know 1564 01:01:03,140 --> 01:01:03,880 what it's like 1565 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,840 to really command 1566 01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,220 a full team of demons 1567 01:01:06,220 --> 01:01:07,140 and monsters. 1568 01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:08,480 I was there. 1569 01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:09,660 I was in front of it. 1570 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:10,500 You've never had it 1571 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:11,320 in front of you, mate. 1572 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:13,300 Alright, 1573 01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:14,540 we'll carry on anyway. 1574 01:01:15,180 --> 01:01:15,340 See, 1575 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:16,660 I'm sensing a little bit 1576 01:01:16,660 --> 01:01:17,340 of fucking... 1577 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:19,580 sass off of 1578 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:21,040 the nev bomb tonight, 1579 01:01:21,180 --> 01:01:22,320 so we might not 1580 01:01:22,320 --> 01:01:23,960 fucking go too far into... 1581 01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,000 Yeah, I mean, look, 1582 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:25,860 you're coming through 1583 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:26,400 on my line there. 1584 01:01:26,580 --> 01:01:27,520 I was gonna say there, 1585 01:01:27,880 --> 01:01:28,680 you need to fucking 1586 01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:29,640 make sure this cunt 1587 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:30,440 that you're fighting 1588 01:01:30,440 --> 01:01:31,800 is getting... 1589 01:01:31,800 --> 01:01:34,820 down on his knees 1590 01:01:34,820 --> 01:01:35,860 so that then you can 1591 01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:36,440 hit him 1592 01:01:36,440 --> 01:01:37,980 with the one fall 1593 01:01:37,980 --> 01:01:38,520 from behind. 1594 01:01:38,880 --> 01:01:39,400 You know what, 1595 01:01:39,480 --> 01:01:40,680 you know what I'm talking about? 1596 01:01:41,860 --> 01:01:42,640 I don't, 1597 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:43,660 and it sounds bizarre. 1598 01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:45,020 Ganado, lad, 1599 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:45,760 thanks very much. 1600 01:01:45,920 --> 01:01:46,920 And he hammered your 1601 01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:47,380 Leon, 1602 01:01:47,620 --> 01:01:48,520 thank you very much. 1603 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:50,960 And Dick Splash, 1604 01:01:51,780 --> 01:01:53,360 Father Dick Splash, 1605 01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:54,560 who's watching in 1606 01:01:54,560 --> 01:01:57,200 from the Diocese of Death 1607 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:57,700 tonight. 1608 01:01:58,100 --> 01:01:59,040 How are you getting on, 1609 01:01:59,100 --> 01:01:59,260 Dick? 1610 01:01:59,520 --> 01:02:00,680 Hope everything's well for you. 1611 01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:02,280 that you're doing well. 1612 01:02:02,340 --> 01:02:03,240 You're a good man, Dick. 1613 01:02:06,200 --> 01:02:07,320 Yeah, I just wanna say 1614 01:02:07,320 --> 01:02:08,280 how are you to Father 1615 01:02:08,280 --> 01:02:09,240 Dick Splash 1616 01:02:09,240 --> 01:02:11,660 from out there as well. 1617 01:02:14,460 --> 01:02:16,220 Great memories of mass. 1618 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,900 And you really did make 1619 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,760 a big splash that year 1620 01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:22,000 at the Novena and Noc. 1621 01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:24,380 When you got off the bus 1622 01:02:24,380 --> 01:02:26,160 and all the people 1623 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:27,300 who come for the pilgrimage 1624 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:28,840 said, 1625 01:02:29,080 --> 01:02:30,340 Dick's in town. 1626 01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:32,800 And we all looked around 1627 01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:33,620 and there you were 1628 01:02:33,620 --> 01:02:34,520 jumping and 1629 01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:37,000 schlepping around the place. 1630 01:02:38,180 --> 01:02:39,740 And making the biggest 1631 01:02:39,740 --> 01:02:41,160 splash in town you were. 1632 01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:41,760 You know, 1633 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:42,740 quality work. 1634 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:46,060 I wouldn't know anything 1635 01:02:46,060 --> 01:02:46,680 about that. 1636 01:02:46,800 --> 01:02:48,200 I stopped going to mass 1637 01:02:48,200 --> 01:02:49,860 when I was 12. 1638 01:02:52,020 --> 01:02:52,980 But I tell you 1639 01:02:52,980 --> 01:02:54,240 who needs to go to mass, 1640 01:02:54,660 --> 01:02:55,200 this book. 1641 01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:58,620 So we're set. 1642 01:02:59,240 --> 01:03:00,040 A few bullets there 1643 01:03:00,040 --> 01:03:01,360 might convince him to 1644 01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:04,080 head down to the pulpit 1645 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:04,700 on Sunday. 1646 01:03:07,700 --> 01:03:08,660 Oh my god. 1647 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:10,420 Major mushroom stamp. 1648 01:03:10,520 --> 01:03:11,500 Thank you very much there. 1649 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:33,000 Someone's talking about you. 1650 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:47,020 Someone's talking about you. 1651 01:03:47,580 --> 01:03:48,580 Someone's talking about you. 1652 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:49,640 I think that's hot ears. 1653 01:03:53,120 --> 01:03:54,400 Someone can smell you. 1654 01:03:54,980 --> 01:03:55,440 Shit. 1655 01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:59,980 This goldfeller up here, 1656 01:04:00,140 --> 01:04:01,300 he could do with a fucking 1657 01:04:01,300 --> 01:04:02,260 slap as well. 1658 01:04:02,260 --> 01:04:17,120 right. 1659 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:21,080 Right. 1660 01:04:21,080 --> 01:04:25,020 Okay, that's a waste of a... 1661 01:04:25,020 --> 01:04:26,900 There we go. 1662 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:26,900 There we go. 1663 01:04:26,900 --> 01:04:27,500 That's nice. 1664 01:04:27,700 --> 01:04:28,520 Maybe another one. 1665 01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,500 And now, 1666 01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:33,520 any chance of that fucking 1667 01:04:33,520 --> 01:04:34,340 stupid thing 1668 01:04:34,340 --> 01:04:35,240 popping out the back? 1669 01:04:36,560 --> 01:04:37,300 How would you... 1670 01:04:37,300 --> 01:04:38,600 How would you parry or dodge 1671 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,320 the attacks here? 1672 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:40,500 Is it even possible? 1673 01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:55,820 Oh. 1674 01:04:55,820 --> 01:04:55,820 Oh. 1675 01:04:57,820 --> 01:05:00,020 If I pressed B there, 1676 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:01,560 I couldn't fucking move. 1677 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:02,880 Like... 1678 01:05:02,880 --> 01:05:03,740 Oh, now, 1679 01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:05,040 this is the book in that we 1680 01:05:05,040 --> 01:05:05,900 saved the little 1681 01:05:05,900 --> 01:05:07,700 Muttman-esque figure 1682 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:09,440 who is back to save the day. 1683 01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:11,140 And what he does is... 1684 01:05:11,140 --> 01:05:12,140 Oh, he nearly... 1685 01:05:12,140 --> 01:05:14,060 He nearly died there. 1686 01:05:14,140 --> 01:05:14,860 He's just her above. 1687 01:05:15,140 --> 01:05:16,300 He bites the heels 1688 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:16,960 of the big buck. 1689 01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:18,260 And then we climb up 1690 01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,080 the back of the big buck 1691 01:05:19,080 --> 01:05:20,200 and really fucking 1692 01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,820 lay siege to the bastard's worm 1693 01:05:21,820 --> 01:05:24,880 with a big combat knife. 1694 01:05:32,840 --> 01:05:33,860 Hopefully, he'll run 1695 01:05:33,860 --> 01:05:34,620 into a corner 1696 01:05:34,620 --> 01:05:36,620 and then we can... 1697 01:05:36,620 --> 01:05:37,580 We'll get him. 1698 01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:38,300 We'll get him. 1699 01:05:38,440 --> 01:05:38,940 We'll get him. 1700 01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,420 It's hard to line up 1701 01:05:42,420 --> 01:05:43,360 a shot on the fucker. 1702 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:50,420 Now we're in. 1703 01:05:50,420 --> 01:06:15,700 His bark is worse 1704 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:16,240 than his bite. 1705 01:06:17,280 --> 01:06:18,200 It's hard to line up 1706 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:18,800 a shot, man. 1707 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:22,320 Oh, great. 1708 01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:23,880 Well, that's exactly 1709 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:24,980 what we wanted to happen. 1710 01:06:28,180 --> 01:06:28,800 Oh, no. 1711 01:06:28,980 --> 01:06:29,660 I fucked it up. 1712 01:06:32,120 --> 01:06:33,220 The shot was on. 1713 01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:34,100 I thought you had to 1714 01:06:34,100 --> 01:06:35,440 climb up the fucker's head. 1715 01:06:43,260 --> 01:06:43,960 There we go. 1716 01:06:44,260 --> 01:06:44,840 That's one. 1717 01:06:45,900 --> 01:06:46,580 And there we go. 1718 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:49,260 I think another one of these. 1719 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:50,660 One more after this. 1720 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:51,940 And it'll be done for. 1721 01:06:56,800 --> 01:06:57,700 You're doing well. 1722 01:06:57,780 --> 01:06:58,780 Stick to the strategy. 1723 01:06:59,320 --> 01:07:00,540 It's a beautiful scenario. 1724 01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:14,700 Not nice. 1725 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:14,700 Not nice. 1726 01:07:15,180 --> 01:07:15,580 Not nice. 1727 01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:17,240 Is the dog going to do anything more, 1728 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:17,540 I wonder? 1729 01:07:17,640 --> 01:07:18,900 Can you do something else, please? 1730 01:07:24,020 --> 01:07:25,280 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1731 01:07:33,060 --> 01:07:34,400 Wasted a lot of bullets here. 1732 01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:45,260 I'm really upset with the amount of work the dog isn't doing, actually. 1733 01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:48,100 I really thought he was going to do something a lot better than that. 1734 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:50,340 Bite on his heels or something would have been. 1735 01:07:52,340 --> 01:07:52,920 There we go. 1736 01:07:52,980 --> 01:07:54,320 I think that might be the landing blow. 1737 01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:56,260 That could be it. 1738 01:07:56,260 --> 01:07:59,740 But we have surpassed four hours into the mix. 1739 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:01,500 And that's no good for no man. 1740 01:08:02,460 --> 01:08:03,840 And look at the face on that guy. 1741 01:08:03,920 --> 01:08:05,700 I'd love to spend a little bit of time with this. 1742 01:08:05,840 --> 01:08:06,940 Just looking at this fella. 1743 01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:08,840 But we have no time. 1744 01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,660 We have to keep moving. 1745 01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:12,640 I remember in the last game, last time we played the old game, 1746 01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:14,080 we were looking at his feet for a while. 1747 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:15,940 Looking at his toenails and stuff like that. 1748 01:08:16,240 --> 01:08:17,540 Look at his little shorts, look. 1749 01:08:18,380 --> 01:08:19,360 And his arse. 1750 01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:21,500 It's very, very, very funny indeed. 1751 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:23,740 Nothing else to pick up here. 1752 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:25,400 Probably some treasure that we're missing out on. 1753 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,360 A Google user. 1754 01:08:26,520 --> 01:08:27,820 Thank you very much, Google user. 1755 01:08:28,300 --> 01:08:30,460 We say goodbye to the fella, to the lad, to the book. 1756 01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:33,060 See you later. 1757 01:08:33,620 --> 01:08:33,980 Thanks. 1758 01:08:34,180 --> 01:08:34,620 That's it. 1759 01:08:38,440 --> 01:08:38,840 Deluminati. 1760 01:08:40,060 --> 01:08:43,740 Thank you very much there, Angela Corcoran and a Google user. 1761 01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:45,740 Am I going the right way here? 1762 01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,360 I am. 1763 01:08:47,040 --> 01:08:47,680 I am. 1764 01:08:47,680 --> 01:08:51,920 Oh, that was the wrong way there. 1765 01:08:57,040 --> 01:09:00,420 Absolutely sensational action back there. 1766 01:09:00,980 --> 01:09:02,200 Took you a few goes. 1767 01:09:03,060 --> 01:09:04,360 It was a hard nut to crack. 1768 01:09:04,620 --> 01:09:07,600 But in the end, persistence paid off. 1769 01:09:08,040 --> 01:09:11,400 Turning the screw over and over and over again. 1770 01:09:12,440 --> 01:09:14,020 Not a lot of people can do it. 1771 01:09:14,200 --> 01:09:15,440 But I can see Leon here. 1772 01:09:15,540 --> 01:09:16,600 I said to you at the beginning of the season. 1773 01:09:16,720 --> 01:09:18,060 I didn't actually think he had it in him. 1774 01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:24,160 But the way he's persevered has been an inspiration to all man and beast. 1775 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:28,960 Lag or the lake in Spanish. 1776 01:09:29,180 --> 01:09:29,720 In Espanol. 1777 01:09:29,840 --> 01:09:30,380 Arum flood. 1778 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:31,280 Thanks very much. 1779 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,360 You're going to get flooded. 1780 01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:51,920 I'd love to have to. 1781 01:09:51,920 --> 01:09:52,180 Big red. 1782 01:09:52,180 --> 01:09:52,880 Thanks very much. 1783 01:09:53,700 --> 01:09:54,640 It's just not happening. 1784 01:09:55,520 --> 01:09:57,180 We're going to head into the church in a moment. 1785 01:09:57,300 --> 01:09:59,320 Let's just see what we can do inside here. 1786 01:10:00,700 --> 01:10:02,280 It's the Ashley Graham bit. 1787 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:06,340 We're really going to have to put the fucking hammer and tongs down. 1788 01:10:08,080 --> 01:10:09,420 Once we get this chapter done. 1789 01:10:09,520 --> 01:10:09,720 Because. 1790 01:10:11,620 --> 01:10:12,680 I don't want to fall that. 1791 01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:13,440 That chapter an hour. 1792 01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:15,040 Is it too much of a fucking ask? 1793 01:10:15,360 --> 01:10:16,260 As we progress here. 1794 01:10:16,340 --> 01:10:18,280 I think we've actually overestimated our abilities. 1795 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:21,700 Can't really be too sure. 1796 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,600 But Arum flood says. 1797 01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:25,160 What's Connor Williams' favourite flavour of sand pale? 1798 01:10:25,640 --> 01:10:27,000 Quite partial to blood orange. 1799 01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:27,460 Myself. 1800 01:10:27,540 --> 01:10:28,660 Wouldn't love to hear from the man himself. 1801 01:10:29,040 --> 01:10:31,240 Well maybe you will hear from him the next time he's ever on. 1802 01:10:31,320 --> 01:10:31,400 But. 1803 01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:32,320 I'm not sure. 1804 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:33,260 I don't drink it myself. 1805 01:10:33,720 --> 01:10:34,340 It's too expensive. 1806 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,120 I just go for club. 1807 01:10:37,340 --> 01:10:38,040 Not club even. 1808 01:10:38,280 --> 01:10:40,040 I go for the smell branded orange. 1809 01:10:41,240 --> 01:10:41,540 Rick. 1810 01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,200 And Big Red. 1811 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:43,900 Thank you very much. 1812 01:10:43,940 --> 01:10:45,460 Have you watched any of the Resident Evil films? 1813 01:10:45,580 --> 01:10:46,260 I have not. 1814 01:10:46,340 --> 01:10:46,640 Francis. 1815 01:10:47,920 --> 01:10:48,280 No. 1816 01:10:48,520 --> 01:10:50,380 I think I watched. 1817 01:10:50,700 --> 01:10:52,020 One of the recent. 1818 01:10:52,120 --> 01:10:54,280 I tried to watch one of the recent animations. 1819 01:10:56,360 --> 01:10:57,520 Resident Evil animation. 1820 01:10:58,400 --> 01:11:00,960 I'm not into any of that sort of stuff. 1821 01:11:01,240 --> 01:11:03,440 And I could only stand one episode. 1822 01:11:04,020 --> 01:11:05,100 And even then it was like. 1823 01:11:05,220 --> 01:11:06,420 I was kind of half watching it. 1824 01:11:06,460 --> 01:11:07,400 And just fucking scrolling. 1825 01:11:07,980 --> 01:11:08,940 On the news. 1826 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:09,820 And shite like that. 1827 01:11:09,980 --> 01:11:10,120 Going. 1828 01:11:10,240 --> 01:11:10,560 Ah yeah. 1829 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:11,060 It's shite. 1830 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,720 Because I had seen Resident Evil movies before. 1831 01:11:13,820 --> 01:11:14,660 I thought they were rubbish. 1832 01:11:15,040 --> 01:11:15,860 I thought maybe. 1833 01:11:16,040 --> 01:11:17,020 If they're doing. 1834 01:11:17,820 --> 01:11:18,520 Animated stuff. 1835 01:11:18,620 --> 01:11:19,880 That's more true to the game. 1836 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:21,020 But I mean. 1837 01:11:21,400 --> 01:11:22,440 There's a point that you're getting. 1838 01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:23,180 Watching animation. 1839 01:11:23,300 --> 01:11:23,640 You're like. 1840 01:11:24,080 --> 01:11:24,720 That's fucking. 1841 01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:27,060 Can't really suspend my disbelief anymore. 1842 01:11:27,060 --> 01:11:27,700 It's like. 1843 01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:28,640 Anything can happen. 1844 01:11:28,860 --> 01:11:29,240 Sort of a way. 1845 01:11:29,700 --> 01:11:30,900 It seems to be said actually. 1846 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:32,100 I'll pause this fucking thing. 1847 01:11:32,260 --> 01:11:32,820 While I shite on. 1848 01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,560 Same is said for these movies. 1849 01:11:34,560 --> 01:11:34,900 Right. 1850 01:11:35,220 --> 01:11:35,960 Action films. 1851 01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:36,640 These fucking. 1852 01:11:37,020 --> 01:11:37,900 Superhero movies. 1853 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:38,260 And all that. 1854 01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:39,040 They're all CGI. 1855 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:39,600 And all that. 1856 01:11:40,200 --> 01:11:40,820 Rubbish man. 1857 01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:41,840 Oh. 1858 01:11:42,200 --> 01:11:42,580 Rubbish. 1859 01:11:43,620 --> 01:11:45,040 When I seen Spider-Man. 1860 01:11:45,140 --> 01:11:45,800 And it's just like. 1861 01:11:46,380 --> 01:11:46,640 Yeah. 1862 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:46,880 You're. 1863 01:11:47,560 --> 01:11:47,600 You're. 1864 01:11:47,740 --> 01:11:49,080 I didn't watch the whole film. 1865 01:11:49,680 --> 01:11:50,320 He's just. 1866 01:11:50,480 --> 01:11:51,900 A computer generated image. 1867 01:11:51,900 --> 01:11:52,780 Going through a city. 1868 01:11:53,200 --> 01:11:53,520 I'm like. 1869 01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:56,000 I'm watching a video game. 1870 01:11:56,140 --> 01:11:56,400 Am I. 1871 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:57,200 Mr. 1872 01:11:57,320 --> 01:11:57,540 Sani. 1873 01:11:57,640 --> 01:11:58,860 Thanks very much for the tip there. 1874 01:11:58,940 --> 01:11:59,780 I hope you're getting on well. 1875 01:11:59,980 --> 01:12:00,000 And. 1876 01:12:00,740 --> 01:12:01,060 Caramel. 1877 01:12:01,320 --> 01:12:01,640 Toll. 1878 01:12:01,740 --> 01:12:02,440 Thank you very much. 1879 01:12:03,480 --> 01:12:03,620 And. 1880 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:03,940 Gardie. 1881 01:12:04,020 --> 01:12:04,840 Took my CBD. 1882 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:06,080 I hope you're getting on well. 1883 01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:07,480 As. 1884 01:12:07,660 --> 01:12:07,820 Well. 1885 01:12:07,880 --> 01:12:08,520 Hopefully I haven't. 1886 01:12:09,220 --> 01:12:10,380 Upset anyone there. 1887 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,240 People are in the chat. 1888 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:11,480 Saying. 1889 01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:11,620 Oh. 1890 01:12:11,640 --> 01:12:12,060 It's great. 1891 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:13,560 Gary. 1892 01:12:13,640 --> 01:12:14,360 Took my CBD. 1893 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,180 Thank you very much. 1894 01:12:15,620 --> 01:12:16,860 So then we put that in there. 1895 01:12:19,380 --> 01:12:20,100 This. 1896 01:12:21,220 --> 01:12:21,520 Oh yes. 1897 01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:21,840 This. 1898 01:12:22,220 --> 01:12:22,740 Puzzle now. 1899 01:12:22,840 --> 01:12:23,300 Let's have a look. 1900 01:12:23,420 --> 01:12:23,740 And rotate. 1901 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:24,780 Rotate that. 1902 01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:25,660 So. 1903 01:12:25,840 --> 01:12:26,120 So. 1904 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:26,580 So. 1905 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:27,260 So. 1906 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:27,500 So. 1907 01:12:27,500 --> 01:12:27,940 So you get. 1908 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:28,940 What we do here. 1909 01:12:29,020 --> 01:12:29,900 I'll get this done. 1910 01:12:29,940 --> 01:12:31,160 I'll get this done very quickly. 1911 01:12:31,260 --> 01:12:31,420 Look. 1912 01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:32,300 I'm the man. 1913 01:12:32,380 --> 01:12:33,560 I'm the man to do this now. 1914 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:33,940 Fast. 1915 01:12:34,940 --> 01:12:35,800 And we move to green. 1916 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:54,020 I'm the man now to do this very fast. 1917 01:12:55,280 --> 01:12:55,940 There we go. 1918 01:12:56,360 --> 01:12:57,200 Then we move to red. 1919 01:12:59,240 --> 01:12:59,840 There we go. 1920 01:13:00,740 --> 01:13:02,060 I'm glad that I did that then. 1921 01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,020 Because as I said it. 1922 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,840 I realized that I was fucking going slow. 1923 01:13:04,840 --> 01:13:08,100 I'm going to get fucking slathered in the chat. 1924 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:10,820 Getting dunked on in the chat man. 1925 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:17,200 No. 1926 01:13:17,680 --> 01:13:20,940 We should be nearing the chapter ending. 1927 01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:21,440 Ashley. 1928 01:13:22,260 --> 01:13:22,900 You in there? 1929 01:13:23,200 --> 01:13:24,400 We find out Ashley is here. 1930 01:13:24,500 --> 01:13:26,120 She's dropped her flip roll in. 1931 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:27,520 The Motorola razor. 1932 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:29,240 Pink jabby. 1933 01:13:29,240 --> 01:13:29,560 Yeah. 1934 01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:37,440 Yeah. 1935 01:13:37,480 --> 01:13:37,980 You can't. 1936 01:13:38,020 --> 01:13:38,920 You can't pick it up. 1937 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:40,020 I don't know why. 1938 01:13:40,100 --> 01:13:41,400 But you have obtained the file. 1939 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:42,560 I don't know what the file says. 1940 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:45,040 Then we go. 1941 01:13:45,620 --> 01:13:46,200 See here. 1942 01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:48,360 Ashley. 1943 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:50,700 Speed demon. 1944 01:13:50,700 --> 01:13:51,080 The grammar. 1945 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:51,640 Are you in here? 1946 01:13:51,640 --> 01:13:52,040 No. 1947 01:13:54,360 --> 01:13:55,420 Just let me go. 1948 01:13:55,660 --> 01:13:55,940 Listen. 1949 01:13:58,440 --> 01:13:59,440 Easy with that. 1950 01:14:01,540 --> 01:14:02,580 My name is Leon. 1951 01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:05,260 I'm here in the president's quarters. 1952 01:14:05,260 --> 01:14:10,200 That one will. 1953 01:14:16,480 --> 01:14:23,240 Robert Downey fluff. 1954 01:14:23,320 --> 01:14:24,060 Thank you very much. 1955 01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:29,560 So now we have a bad situation with these scumbags. 1956 01:14:30,560 --> 01:14:31,340 A pile of them. 1957 01:14:31,340 --> 01:14:34,180 The last lamps are a skin. 1958 01:14:38,620 --> 01:14:39,900 Deliver on to them. 1959 01:14:42,720 --> 01:14:44,340 And here it is. 1960 01:14:45,620 --> 01:14:47,740 Lord Sadler's Ganado army. 1961 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:48,740 They're bigger. 1962 01:14:48,980 --> 01:14:49,600 They're badder. 1963 01:14:50,000 --> 01:14:51,200 Some of them have got problems. 1964 01:14:51,580 --> 01:14:55,240 Some of them have got even bad stuff growing out of their heads when you take their heads off. 1965 01:14:55,920 --> 01:14:59,540 Actually, I wouldn't put it past them to really go to town on you and Ashley in this one. 1966 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:00,840 You've got to protect Ashley. 1967 01:15:01,140 --> 01:15:02,640 You've got to make sure that she's safe. 1968 01:15:03,360 --> 01:15:05,080 And that's the chapter ending as well. 1969 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:06,280 Look. 1970 01:15:07,000 --> 01:15:10,040 At the end of the day, you've put in a good amount of work. 1971 01:15:10,040 --> 01:15:12,020 But there's still so much more to be done. 1972 01:15:12,260 --> 01:15:16,840 I don't really know if you've got it in you to think the next chapter happened within the hour. 1973 01:15:18,400 --> 01:15:24,680 But at this moment in time, from where I'm standing, you're looking at the best in the biz. 1974 01:15:27,180 --> 01:15:28,400 Bit of confusion there. 1975 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:30,300 Are we looking at you or what are you on about? 1976 01:15:30,940 --> 01:15:32,200 Yeah. 1977 01:15:32,440 --> 01:15:33,180 I'm on about it. 1978 01:15:33,180 --> 01:15:34,780 I'm the best in the biz of what I do. 1979 01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:37,340 But I'm also standing at the same time. 1980 01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:40,260 I can see you've got a lot of labor ahead of you. 1981 01:15:41,460 --> 01:15:41,800 Yeah. 1982 01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:42,680 It's going to be a bit of work. 1983 01:15:42,740 --> 01:15:42,860 Yeah. 1984 01:15:43,740 --> 01:15:45,160 But you've also got a lot of labor. 1985 01:15:45,660 --> 01:15:46,540 Think about that. 1986 01:15:46,660 --> 01:15:47,600 Not just work. 1987 01:15:48,040 --> 01:15:49,160 Think about politics. 1988 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:50,580 What does that say? 1989 01:15:50,700 --> 01:15:51,000 Labor. 1990 01:15:51,000 --> 01:15:52,000 What does it mean to you? 1991 01:15:54,660 --> 01:15:55,120 I don't know. 1992 01:15:55,120 --> 01:15:58,560 I mean, politics doesn't even come into this, really, does it? 1993 01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:00,460 That's where you're wrong. 1994 01:16:00,860 --> 01:16:03,760 If you look at the Gnardos and what Sadler's done with them. 1995 01:16:03,820 --> 01:16:05,620 Thanks very much, Venom, for the tip there. 1996 01:16:05,740 --> 01:16:07,740 Pardy Bob and fingers of Manuka. 1997 01:16:08,540 --> 01:16:22,420 If you look at what Sadler's done with a team and you kind of use that as a metaphor for the way society is built and systems of ownership and all that palaver, then it all comes back to labor. 1998 01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:41,560 I really don't have a fucking clue what you're on about or what that has to do with any of this game. 1999 01:16:41,580 --> 01:16:42,880 It's just a game, Gary, is it? 2000 01:16:42,960 --> 01:16:43,880 It's just a game. 2001 01:16:43,880 --> 01:17:00,140 Frankly, bizarre input that you've had so far tonight. 2002 01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:01,680 I'm not really sure what to make of it. 2003 01:17:01,700 --> 01:17:01,920 Tom? 2004 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:04,880 Yeah, I actually don't know what he's going on about. 2005 01:17:04,980 --> 01:17:12,800 I think he was trying to text me there off the stream last night, sending me fucking links to labor manifestos and all that kind of stuff. 2006 01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:17,900 I'd like to actually keep that between myself and yourself. 2007 01:17:18,060 --> 01:17:19,020 That's okay, Tom. 2008 01:17:19,140 --> 01:17:22,900 What I do in my own time and the message I send, they're not for discussion on this program. 2009 01:17:23,380 --> 01:17:24,420 Gary Devil Ball Talk. 2010 01:17:24,480 --> 01:17:25,560 Thanks very much for the tip. 2011 01:17:27,260 --> 01:17:30,260 Yeah, I mean, look, we'll leave it there anyway for now. 2012 01:17:30,260 --> 01:17:32,260 Thanks very much, Owen, for the tip as well. 2013 01:17:32,340 --> 01:17:39,580 My girlfriend, Katie, got hoodwinked and bought a can of San Benedetto orange instead of a crisp San Pellegrino. 2014 01:17:39,700 --> 01:17:40,180 Please help. 2015 01:17:40,560 --> 01:17:41,520 There's no help you can get. 2016 01:17:41,620 --> 01:17:43,700 It can't be much worse than this that I'm drinking. 2017 01:17:43,840 --> 01:17:45,640 33% bigger. 2018 01:17:46,980 --> 01:17:49,400 None other than Energize. 2019 01:17:50,180 --> 01:17:57,100 The energy drink that has glucose, niacin, vitamin B, all that kind of stuff in it. 2020 01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:00,780 I'm back on it again. 2021 01:18:06,520 --> 01:18:06,920 Oh. 2022 01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:08,720 Glucose aid. 2023 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:09,600 Thanks very much, sir. 2024 01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,760 Going for the tip. 2025 01:18:11,800 --> 01:18:12,420 We'll save that. 2026 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:17,320 And we'll really launch ourselves into the next mission. 2027 01:18:18,540 --> 01:18:20,300 Imelda, Hyde, thank you very much. 2028 01:18:20,980 --> 01:18:22,520 Very, very, very kindly there. 2029 01:18:22,580 --> 01:18:23,560 I hope you're getting on well. 2030 01:18:24,300 --> 01:18:26,060 And we're into the situation now. 2031 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:27,640 It's a big situation coming up. 2032 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:29,040 What do we do? 2033 01:18:31,860 --> 01:18:33,000 Your father trusts me. 2034 01:18:33,860 --> 01:18:35,300 And I need you to trust me, too. 2035 01:18:35,700 --> 01:18:36,960 And do exactly as I say. 2036 01:18:38,840 --> 01:18:39,980 I'm going to get you home safe. 2037 01:18:41,420 --> 01:18:41,780 Okay. 2038 01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:43,680 Okay, Leon. 2039 01:18:43,680 --> 01:18:50,140 And here they are. 2040 01:18:54,140 --> 01:19:10,420 I don't know what the story is. 2041 01:19:10,420 --> 01:19:12,500 Why you can't just keep this fucking phone. 2042 01:19:12,500 --> 01:19:17,840 Sigma Gamma Phi. 2043 01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,320 Get the letter. 2044 01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:24,640 Me? 2045 01:19:25,580 --> 01:19:26,140 Okay. 2046 01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:28,660 Chapter 5 in just 4 hours. 2047 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:47,360 Lovely bit of pace work. 2048 01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:48,860 Into the attic. 2049 01:19:49,140 --> 01:19:50,680 We come out of the church. 2050 01:19:50,900 --> 01:19:53,120 Via the fucking hole in the wall. 2051 01:19:53,120 --> 01:19:54,080 We go back. 2052 01:19:54,200 --> 01:19:55,380 And then we burp back around. 2053 01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:59,140 And absolutely lay seat to all of the villagers. 2054 01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:05,440 Sorry, I skipped the cutscene there. 2055 01:20:05,520 --> 01:20:07,320 But I mean, it's no biggie. 2056 01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:08,400 It's actually fucking brilliant. 2057 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,820 We're really flying through it. 2058 01:20:09,980 --> 01:20:10,940 Hunnigan's after you. 2059 01:20:10,940 --> 01:20:37,100 This is where it gets a little bit annoying for me. 2060 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,760 Because she doesn't stay still. 2061 01:20:39,260 --> 01:20:41,100 Even though you tell her to stay still. 2062 01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:42,860 She keeps following you. 2063 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:44,400 Spread out. 2064 01:20:44,760 --> 01:20:45,860 If I say spread out there. 2065 01:20:46,340 --> 01:20:47,080 She doesn't do it. 2066 01:20:47,940 --> 01:20:49,540 And there's a way of doing this as well. 2067 01:20:49,620 --> 01:20:50,860 Where it's all stealth. 2068 01:20:52,980 --> 01:20:55,020 I'll do my best here to stealth it up. 2069 01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:55,540 But I mean. 2070 01:20:56,460 --> 01:20:58,720 You end up eventually getting fucking done in. 2071 01:21:01,860 --> 01:21:03,420 Thanks very much there, Atelo. 2072 01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:05,740 Because that stuff was a blast. 2073 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,080 They're coming. 2074 01:21:19,180 --> 01:21:19,740 Get behind me. 2075 01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:20,560 Oh, God. 2076 01:21:21,040 --> 01:21:22,760 What is wrong with these people? 2077 01:21:23,820 --> 01:21:24,440 Come on. 2078 01:21:25,620 --> 01:21:26,280 Back up. 2079 01:21:27,360 --> 01:21:27,820 Come on. 2080 01:21:27,820 --> 01:21:35,660 Fuck. 2081 01:21:39,480 --> 01:21:40,560 Why is she here? 2082 01:21:40,640 --> 01:21:41,980 She needs to fucking come over here. 2083 01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:43,800 This is what I'm on about. 2084 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:46,760 She's probably confused. 2085 01:21:46,880 --> 01:21:50,900 It's never happened to her before where she's been in a situation like this, you know. 2086 01:21:54,220 --> 01:21:55,740 There's a Victor Meldrew there. 2087 01:21:56,800 --> 01:21:57,520 There you go. 2088 01:21:58,960 --> 01:22:00,620 Give me a warning next time. 2089 01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:17,060 Tell you that what I'm lacking in stealth, I'm making up for in pace in a big, big way. 2090 01:22:28,860 --> 01:22:29,780 Thank you very much. 2091 01:22:29,860 --> 01:22:31,080 Lovely to see you again, Francis. 2092 01:22:32,220 --> 01:22:33,740 Great to have you back, says Atelo. 2093 01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:35,960 Apologies if this has been asked. 2094 01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,340 Have you seen Connor Williams out about? 2095 01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:39,100 I haven't seen him. 2096 01:22:39,140 --> 01:22:40,160 I never see the guy. 2097 01:22:41,020 --> 01:22:41,800 But he is alive. 2098 01:22:41,880 --> 01:22:43,580 He's just fucking busy doing deals. 2099 01:22:43,940 --> 01:22:48,960 And, you know, he's got a lot of fucking work on in different areas, you know. 2100 01:22:49,060 --> 01:22:51,740 He's actually becoming a coffee connoisseur. 2101 01:22:51,840 --> 01:22:54,100 I know you were talking about coffee there as well earlier, Tom. 2102 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:58,860 But, uh, Con's coffee is actually fucking going to be taken off. 2103 01:22:59,480 --> 01:23:00,940 He's invented a new bean machine. 2104 01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:06,460 And, uh, we might see something of that ilk in the not-too-distant future. 2105 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:09,260 Look, I don't want to become Johnny Promises again. 2106 01:23:09,940 --> 01:23:13,940 But I can only give out the channel for his usage and lease it out to him. 2107 01:23:15,940 --> 01:23:21,320 I have no interest in the fella myself, but fair play if I can't knock someone's hustle. 2108 01:23:21,720 --> 01:23:23,880 If that's where he's at, he's on a coffee buzz at the moment. 2109 01:23:23,980 --> 01:23:24,740 That's fair enough. 2110 01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:28,620 Lovely bit of flames there. 2111 01:23:30,620 --> 01:23:32,160 Uh, Niall, thank you very much. 2112 01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:36,060 And handheld ball game console, thank you very much for that. 2113 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:36,980 Game boy. 2114 01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:42,580 Loving the pace of this myself. 2115 01:23:42,760 --> 01:23:45,800 And the main thing is to really just enjoy the proceedings. 2116 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:50,260 And I didn't think I was going to enjoy the proceedings with Resident Evil Remake. 2117 01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:54,280 Because I played it in such dark circumstances before. 2118 01:23:54,540 --> 01:23:57,940 And the thought of going on the stream and just going, 2119 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:58,560 Huh? 2120 01:23:58,800 --> 01:23:59,220 What? 2121 01:23:59,580 --> 01:24:00,180 Where am I? 2122 01:24:00,380 --> 01:24:01,280 What's going on? 2123 01:24:01,460 --> 01:24:01,720 Uh? 2124 01:24:02,060 --> 01:24:03,720 And then missing all the shots. 2125 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:06,780 And everyone seeing that as well and going in the chat. 2126 01:24:07,100 --> 01:24:08,200 Oh, you're shit, man. 2127 01:24:08,500 --> 01:24:10,560 You're fucking shit, man. 2128 01:24:11,240 --> 01:24:14,260 That's the voice I hear when I see a negative comment. 2129 01:24:15,240 --> 01:24:16,960 Um, that was putting me off. 2130 01:24:17,020 --> 01:24:22,460 But I mean, so far it's like, it's fucking, it's like, it's like turning on a tap. 2131 01:24:23,220 --> 01:24:25,440 It's just, water's coming out. 2132 01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:26,500 Death, death, death. 2133 01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:28,260 Going fast enough. 2134 01:24:28,260 --> 01:24:34,860 You know, to the untrained eye, or to someone who hasn't really any experience with the game. 2135 01:24:35,480 --> 01:24:37,480 Could be like, oh, he's pretty good at this. 2136 01:24:38,360 --> 01:24:39,980 At this moment in time, thank you very much. 2137 01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:41,180 Papacaradol, thank you very much. 2138 01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:43,740 Uh, what are we going to sell here? 2139 01:24:44,640 --> 01:24:53,120 So I, I, when am I going to get the ten bloody fucking jewels that I need in order to get the gold? 2140 01:24:53,660 --> 01:24:55,940 I can't remember how I acquired those jewels. 2141 01:24:55,940 --> 01:24:58,520 Is it through doing the spinal, the blue? 2142 01:24:59,040 --> 01:25:01,560 It's through doing the blue jewel challenges, is it? 2143 01:25:01,560 --> 01:25:07,040 Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, Strangok. 2144 01:25:07,280 --> 01:25:08,400 Hey, can we take a break? 2145 01:25:08,800 --> 01:25:09,060 Nope. 2146 01:25:09,300 --> 01:25:10,580 Sorry, we need to keep moving. 2147 01:25:11,900 --> 01:25:14,520 Yes, it's, it's, it's through doing those blue jewel puzzles. 2148 01:25:14,900 --> 01:25:15,900 I'm not arsed, fuck it. 2149 01:25:15,980 --> 01:25:16,960 We don't need no red dot. 2150 01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,160 See what I'm doing? 2151 01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:20,300 If anything, the red dot needs me. 2152 01:25:21,760 --> 01:25:23,620 And I know that sounds braggadocious. 2153 01:25:23,880 --> 01:25:24,540 And it is. 2154 01:25:24,540 --> 01:25:31,640 Oh yeah, this is beautiful now. 2155 01:25:32,500 --> 01:25:37,580 This is absolutely exquisite for, for what we are and what we can achieve. 2156 01:25:37,640 --> 01:25:39,580 Because it's a pig-headed man just lurking around. 2157 01:25:40,680 --> 01:25:41,540 There he is, look. 2158 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:48,000 Oh, none of the shots are landing because it's hitting brick. 2159 01:25:48,680 --> 01:25:51,220 But it's not as beautiful as I was anticipating. 2160 01:25:51,220 --> 01:25:58,600 That was quite nice. 2161 01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:06,540 So we actually don't really need to fucking, uh, wait. 2162 01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:07,700 We could have just turned right. 2163 01:26:07,800 --> 01:26:08,180 Come on. 2164 01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:10,340 And gone down the, the hatch. 2165 01:26:11,020 --> 01:26:13,720 We didn't really need to involve any of those bad bastards. 2166 01:26:14,360 --> 01:26:17,040 At this moment in time, thank you very much for the tip there. 2167 01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:20,900 Where, where's Ashley? 2168 01:26:20,900 --> 01:26:21,580 Ashley, come on. 2169 01:26:21,600 --> 01:26:22,100 Oh, fuck. 2170 01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:25,940 I hope, I was thinking the pig-headed bastard had got a hold of it. 2171 01:26:25,940 --> 01:26:26,760 He can't get down here. 2172 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:27,700 He can get down. 2173 01:26:27,980 --> 01:26:29,040 He can get down. 2174 01:26:29,120 --> 01:26:29,220 Look. 2175 01:26:35,820 --> 01:26:36,900 And that's... 2176 01:26:36,900 --> 01:26:44,440 He's gonna die here. 2177 01:26:44,740 --> 01:26:46,200 He's gonna, he's just gonna let them kill me. 2178 01:26:46,200 --> 01:26:46,260 He's gonna die here. 2179 01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:46,260 He's gonna, he's just gonna let them kill me. 2180 01:26:46,260 --> 01:26:51,400 Just let them kill me. 2181 01:26:51,520 --> 01:26:53,840 I'll just approach it with a better strategy. 2182 01:26:53,840 --> 01:27:23,820 I'll just approach it with a better strategy. 2183 01:27:23,820 --> 01:27:28,620 Other than turning right when you come outside that place and going down into the well. 2184 01:27:28,920 --> 01:27:30,480 Trying to avoid the pig-headed man. 2185 01:27:31,100 --> 01:27:32,900 It's a strategy that you should have gone with. 2186 01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,380 I don't think you know what you're doing. 2187 01:27:34,660 --> 01:27:35,700 I really don't. 2188 01:27:37,140 --> 01:27:38,900 Thanks very much there, Gary. 2189 01:27:39,060 --> 01:27:42,440 And what we'll do is we'll just do what I was meant to do anyway. 2190 01:27:42,560 --> 01:27:44,780 Which is just fucking turn right outside that church. 2191 01:27:45,360 --> 01:27:47,560 Gabix, thanks very much for the fucking tip there. 2192 01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:51,980 I've seen better shots down the away end of the Leon match. 2193 01:27:52,240 --> 01:27:53,880 Yeah, thanks very much there, Gabix. 2194 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:07,200 Is the volume too high for the game? 2195 01:28:07,260 --> 01:28:08,080 Is it a bit too loud? 2196 01:28:08,240 --> 01:28:10,800 I've had no complaints, so I don't suppose it is. 2197 01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:14,360 It's fine for me anyways. 2198 01:28:19,780 --> 01:28:21,320 Volume is grand, volume is good. 2199 01:28:21,380 --> 01:28:21,760 That's great. 2200 01:28:23,600 --> 01:28:25,840 Should have gone instantly down to this book. 2201 01:28:27,920 --> 01:28:31,540 No Eric Idol for that guy. 2202 01:28:32,320 --> 01:28:37,300 I think we can ease off the Eric Idol until we've got back to a good pace. 2203 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:41,280 Because at the moment I'm having laughs. 2204 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:46,260 Yeah, but the final laugh is going to be on me when I don't fucking meet the standards. 2205 01:28:47,540 --> 01:28:48,580 Silage, thanks very much. 2206 01:28:48,640 --> 01:28:50,440 Got a bit of a fucking fright there with that. 2207 01:28:51,980 --> 01:28:55,800 I don't know if you're hearing the zombie noises off those tips when they come through, are you? 2208 01:28:56,300 --> 01:29:00,480 Thanks for the tip there, Silage. 2209 01:29:01,880 --> 01:29:04,220 Now we can run around the edge. 2210 01:29:09,940 --> 01:29:18,260 Could probably stealth your way around here without having to approach the bastard. 2211 01:29:20,800 --> 01:29:21,640 Where am I going? 2212 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:22,520 Alright, I'm going through there. 2213 01:29:23,460 --> 01:29:25,160 Yeah, we're going to get spotted. 2214 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:27,840 Thanks very much, Obi10SpotKenobi. 2215 01:29:27,960 --> 01:29:28,980 Thanks very much for the tip. 2216 01:29:29,160 --> 01:29:30,740 Lovely name as well, Obi. 2217 01:29:43,260 --> 01:29:44,140 Lovely bit of business. 2218 01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:45,980 And she set herself on fire. 2219 01:29:49,380 --> 01:29:51,560 Hopefully the girline is alright. 2220 01:29:52,260 --> 01:29:55,180 Look at all the blood on the suit there and it fades away. 2221 01:29:55,240 --> 01:29:56,100 I never noticed that before. 2222 01:29:56,800 --> 01:29:57,780 See, that's the other thing. 2223 01:29:57,820 --> 01:29:59,200 You play it in complete darkness. 2224 01:29:59,840 --> 01:30:00,940 The monitor turned down. 2225 01:30:02,640 --> 01:30:04,420 Don't really notice some of the details. 2226 01:30:06,340 --> 01:30:11,340 Is there a way of stealth in this whole scenario without getting involved with the fucking pig-headed man there? 2227 01:30:11,580 --> 01:30:13,360 Anybody who knows anything. 2228 01:30:15,500 --> 01:30:18,400 Let's go again, star fucking Killfest Manifesto. 2229 01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:19,760 Killer festo. 2230 01:30:24,460 --> 01:30:26,240 Doing well with the stealth actually. 2231 01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:36,740 Go Hanon mode on it. 2232 01:30:37,940 --> 01:30:38,560 Fuck. 2233 01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:50,960 Doing well though with the stealth. 2234 01:30:51,040 --> 01:30:52,900 I know I've said it five times but I am. 2235 01:30:58,860 --> 01:31:00,860 There's no real need to go in here. 2236 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:02,620 I mean there's a treasure but fuck it. 2237 01:31:03,820 --> 01:31:05,200 Can you stealth pig head? 2238 01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:07,020 Now that's a question. 2239 01:31:07,020 --> 01:31:08,540 What color is your Bugatti? 2240 01:31:08,760 --> 01:31:09,800 Does anybody know in the chat? 2241 01:31:09,900 --> 01:31:10,840 Can you stealth pig head? 2242 01:31:13,960 --> 01:31:15,460 You want to watch out here as well? 2243 01:31:20,440 --> 01:31:21,160 You can. 2244 01:31:22,060 --> 01:31:23,420 How the fuck would you do that? 2245 01:31:24,280 --> 01:31:25,420 Let's just save it here. 2246 01:31:26,060 --> 01:31:27,780 I don't want to be doing the save scum bollocks. 2247 01:31:27,860 --> 01:31:28,620 I just want to keep going. 2248 01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:34,500 You can't can you? 2249 01:31:34,500 --> 01:31:36,280 You can't just save it anywhere can you? 2250 01:31:36,280 --> 01:31:37,980 There's a game. 2251 01:31:37,980 --> 01:31:39,980 There you go. 2252 01:31:53,320 --> 01:31:54,740 There's Pigman over there. 2253 01:31:54,800 --> 01:31:55,860 Look, Pigman Prophecies. 2254 01:31:56,140 --> 01:31:57,260 We gotta wait for him. 2255 01:32:02,060 --> 01:32:03,360 To go around there. 2256 01:32:03,820 --> 01:32:04,040 Uh-oh. 2257 01:32:04,040 --> 01:32:05,040 Pigman. 2258 01:32:14,040 --> 01:32:15,120 Pigman cometh. 2259 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,240 Oh, Pigman cometh. 2260 01:32:21,040 --> 01:32:22,800 Oh, you fucking beauty, man. 2261 01:32:24,020 --> 01:32:25,040 I didn't think I would... 2262 01:32:25,040 --> 01:32:28,180 This is fantastic. 2263 01:32:29,320 --> 01:32:32,060 Absolutely unbelievable stealth. 2264 01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:38,420 I think at this moment in time, Leon, the work that you're putting in, we've never actually seen it before. 2265 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:39,900 I don't think we've ever witnessed it. 2266 01:32:41,480 --> 01:32:43,280 A stealth kill on a pig head. 2267 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:48,900 I mean, I saw some crazy stuff when it was at Valencia, but I never saw that. 2268 01:32:49,060 --> 01:32:50,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2269 01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:50,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2270 01:32:50,060 --> 01:32:51,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2271 01:32:51,060 --> 01:32:52,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2272 01:32:52,060 --> 01:32:53,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2273 01:32:53,060 --> 01:32:54,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2274 01:32:54,060 --> 01:32:55,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2275 01:32:55,060 --> 01:32:56,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2276 01:32:56,060 --> 01:32:57,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2277 01:32:57,060 --> 01:32:58,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2278 01:32:58,060 --> 01:32:59,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2279 01:32:59,060 --> 01:33:00,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2280 01:33:00,060 --> 01:33:01,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2281 01:33:01,060 --> 01:33:02,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2282 01:33:02,060 --> 01:33:03,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2283 01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:04,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2284 01:33:04,060 --> 01:33:05,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2285 01:33:05,060 --> 01:33:06,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2286 01:33:06,060 --> 01:33:07,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2287 01:33:07,060 --> 01:33:08,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2288 01:33:08,060 --> 01:33:09,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2289 01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:10,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2290 01:33:10,060 --> 01:33:11,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2291 01:33:11,060 --> 01:33:12,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2292 01:33:12,060 --> 01:33:13,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2293 01:33:13,060 --> 01:33:14,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2294 01:33:14,060 --> 01:33:15,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2295 01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:16,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2296 01:33:16,060 --> 01:33:17,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2297 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2298 01:33:18,060 --> 01:33:19,060 I don't think we've ever seen it before. 2299 01:33:19,060 --> 01:33:20,060 Great. 2300 01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:22,060 The dream had to end soon. 2301 01:33:22,060 --> 01:33:24,060 Oh god. 2302 01:33:24,060 --> 01:33:47,060 Mudman prophecies, thank you very much. 2303 01:33:47,060 --> 01:33:58,060 Great shots. 2304 01:33:58,060 --> 01:34:00,060 I'd love to have the keyboard and mouse set up. 2305 01:34:00,060 --> 01:34:03,060 But I mean, you can't plug the fucking thing into the Xbox. 2306 01:34:03,060 --> 01:34:04,060 Doesn't work. 2307 01:34:04,060 --> 01:34:06,060 Oh, bollocks. 2308 01:34:10,060 --> 01:34:12,060 Get the fuck down. 2309 01:34:12,060 --> 01:34:22,060 Get down. 2310 01:34:22,060 --> 01:34:23,060 Terminator 2. 2311 01:34:23,060 --> 01:34:27,060 Beautiful scene in the Galleria. 2312 01:34:27,060 --> 01:34:29,060 Get down. 2313 01:34:29,060 --> 01:34:55,020 Did we ever find out who won the trip to Carl Ohton? No! I don't think it was ever fucking... it ever transpired. Microsoft's pretty new to computers. Sorry, I'm just randomly reading a lot of chat messages. Terminator commode squids into the chopper. Put the cookie down. Now. So it's on that way. That's where we're going. 2314 01:34:55,020 --> 01:35:11,020 I'd say keep your mind focused on the fact of the matter at hand. And that is getting the hell out of here. In tact. Not really worrying too much about the jewels. Crown jewels. 2315 01:35:11,020 --> 01:35:36,820 Is there any point of saving all the time? I mean, it's going to auto-save at each little juncture anyway, isn't it? 2316 01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:41,680 You twisty son of a bitch. 2317 01:35:46,680 --> 01:35:50,720 Fuck. That was a bad situation. Missing loads of shots. 2318 01:36:03,820 --> 01:36:07,680 Olive oil dreams. Olive oil creams. 2319 01:36:12,220 --> 01:36:16,680 One of these cows or pigs goes fucking ballistic if it gets hit. So it might... 2320 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,680 be best if we keep these guys away. Shteph. Thank you very much for the tip, Shteph. 2321 01:36:25,980 --> 01:36:31,520 Thanks for bringing the gang back together. Thank you very much for coming back to the fucking... viewing galleria. 2322 01:36:36,440 --> 01:36:38,840 Oh no, that cow's gonna go fucking ballistic. 2323 01:36:45,840 --> 01:36:54,240 That was lovely. That was lovely, Tom. Really nice stuff. 2324 01:36:54,240 --> 01:36:57,340 Nipper question. Thanks very much for that. Look at this. 2325 01:36:58,700 --> 01:36:59,640 Headshot deluxe. 2326 01:37:01,100 --> 01:37:04,900 Pow! See you later. See you in hell, candy boys. 2327 01:37:10,180 --> 01:37:13,940 Thanks, Tom. Might just... Do we have time to craft a few bullets? 2328 01:37:15,140 --> 01:37:17,020 Just a... hold on there for a moment. 2329 01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:18,780 Saying that to him. 2330 01:37:19,740 --> 01:37:21,200 Just need to craft a few of these. 2331 01:37:22,260 --> 01:37:25,080 But then I will have to reload the piece. 2332 01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:28,360 So I don't think it's, uh... wise. 2333 01:37:29,820 --> 01:37:30,860 But we'll shotgun him. 2334 01:37:31,860 --> 01:37:34,600 There we go. 2335 01:37:34,800 --> 01:37:35,680 And then maybe just... 2336 01:37:36,480 --> 01:37:37,300 Knifey, knifey. 2337 01:37:40,520 --> 01:37:41,080 That's it. 2338 01:37:42,000 --> 01:37:43,440 Uh-oh. I think there's a pig head. 2339 01:37:44,360 --> 01:37:45,720 I think there's a fucking pig head. 2340 01:37:45,820 --> 01:37:46,820 There's a fucking pig head! 2341 01:37:47,540 --> 01:37:48,440 There's a pig head! 2342 01:37:50,220 --> 01:37:50,600 Boom. 2343 01:37:53,000 --> 01:37:56,120 Go back to the pigsty, you fucking shitty little cunt. 2344 01:37:56,120 --> 01:37:56,800 Ashley! 2345 01:37:56,800 --> 01:38:03,500 There. I gave him one extra. 2346 01:38:04,000 --> 01:38:07,540 Just to really hammer home the point that I don't want him near us. 2347 01:38:09,520 --> 01:38:10,840 Got a bit scared there. 2348 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,860 And I hope... the Ashley... she's okay. 2349 01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:13,880 The Ashley is okay. 2350 01:38:18,740 --> 01:38:19,140 Yeah. 2351 01:38:19,700 --> 01:38:22,000 You let the emotions get the better of you there. 2352 01:38:22,080 --> 01:38:23,320 You called him a nasty name. 2353 01:38:25,060 --> 01:38:26,480 He fucking needed it. 2354 01:38:26,480 --> 01:38:29,400 I think I can remember... 2355 01:38:29,400 --> 01:38:32,360 taking his fucking head off with the sniper... 2356 01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:34,400 silently and stealthily before. 2357 01:38:34,620 --> 01:38:36,040 There's no stealth about that here. 2358 01:38:37,540 --> 01:38:39,220 Let's get that green herb into us. 2359 01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,160 Let's combine that with that. 2360 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,240 Zizek! 2361 01:38:48,300 --> 01:38:49,340 How are you, Slavoy? 2362 01:38:51,940 --> 01:38:53,300 Thank you very much for the tip. 2363 01:38:54,460 --> 01:38:55,680 You're so mad for one man. 2364 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,800 Shout out from the Fiends and Bjors. 2365 01:38:58,320 --> 01:39:00,620 Locked in... locked in from Slovenia. 2366 01:39:03,680 --> 01:39:05,300 And Sweat... 2367 01:39:05,300 --> 01:39:06,680 Sack... 2368 01:39:06,680 --> 01:39:08,440 and the Funyun Onion. 2369 01:39:08,560 --> 01:39:09,400 Thank you very much. 2370 01:39:10,600 --> 01:39:11,680 Can you wish... 2371 01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:16,340 281 and TU645 best of luck in their food quality... 2372 01:39:17,420 --> 01:39:18,460 exam next week. 2373 01:39:18,560 --> 01:39:18,820 Cheers. 2374 01:39:19,100 --> 01:39:20,600 That's from Nipper Question. 2375 01:39:24,280 --> 01:39:25,860 All the best in that exam, lads. 2376 01:39:25,900 --> 01:39:27,780 I hope you fucking really ace it. 2377 01:39:28,420 --> 01:39:29,380 Ace Ventura. 2378 01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:31,120 Exam detective. 2379 01:39:32,360 --> 01:39:33,820 And thank you very much there. 2380 01:39:33,980 --> 01:39:34,900 Say Tony. 2381 01:39:35,700 --> 01:39:36,140 Slowly. 2382 01:39:39,020 --> 01:39:40,020 Tony. 2383 01:39:40,020 --> 01:39:40,140 Tony. 2384 01:39:41,600 --> 01:39:42,880 Don't know why that's... 2385 01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:43,820 Why you're asking me that. 2386 01:39:44,480 --> 01:39:45,860 Is there anything bad about that? 2387 01:39:45,900 --> 01:39:46,160 Is there? 2388 01:39:46,420 --> 01:39:47,700 Saying Tony really slowly. 2389 01:39:50,440 --> 01:39:53,740 I mean, I could say it really slowly, but... 2390 01:39:53,740 --> 01:39:55,360 It just sounds like I'm... 2391 01:39:55,360 --> 01:39:56,740 That I'm not well or something. 2392 01:39:58,960 --> 01:40:00,460 Thanks very much for the tip, though. 2393 01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:02,720 Right. 2394 01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:04,020 What the fuck am I doing here? 2395 01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:04,340 I'm just... 2396 01:40:04,340 --> 01:40:10,380 Thank you very much there, McPhail. 2397 01:40:10,500 --> 01:40:11,880 Bit of Resident Evil trivia. 2398 01:40:12,000 --> 01:40:15,160 The Riflescope is the same one used by Lee Harvey Oswald. 2399 01:40:15,260 --> 01:40:17,180 Amazing that they incorporated that into the game. 2400 01:40:17,640 --> 01:40:19,940 I know where we are, and we're very close to the cabin. 2401 01:40:20,080 --> 01:40:20,740 Cabin fever. 2402 01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,180 If you've just tuned in... 2403 01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:24,140 Then you're in luck. 2404 01:40:24,500 --> 01:40:26,760 We're about to really go fucking mental. 2405 01:40:27,480 --> 01:40:30,520 With the violence, so... 2406 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:32,500 Great news for people who like violence. 2407 01:40:32,680 --> 01:40:33,780 There's a lot of it coming up. 2408 01:40:36,100 --> 01:40:37,060 Someone there saying, 2409 01:40:37,160 --> 01:40:38,560 Ha ha ha, he doesn't know. 2410 01:40:39,200 --> 01:40:41,300 And then someone says it's an anti-Semitic slur. 2411 01:40:41,420 --> 01:40:42,200 So let me have a look. 2412 01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:46,680 I'm trying to say it in my head. 2413 01:40:46,920 --> 01:40:50,560 I'm trying to think of what would be bad about saying Tony really slowly. 2414 01:40:50,560 --> 01:41:01,880 It's nothing. 2415 01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:05,460 I can't... 2416 01:41:05,460 --> 01:41:07,420 I can't think of it. 2417 01:41:07,460 --> 01:41:08,180 I'm not going to say it, though. 2418 01:41:08,240 --> 01:41:09,180 Thanks very much for the tip. 2419 01:41:10,560 --> 01:41:11,400 Let's have a look now. 2420 01:41:11,560 --> 01:41:14,080 We can really tune up some of the weapons here for the craft. 2421 01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:18,340 Yeah, we came into a few bits and bobs, alright? 2422 01:41:18,480 --> 01:41:19,120 Do you want to see them? 2423 01:41:19,280 --> 01:41:23,100 First things first off, before I do give them to you, I'm going to actually combine a few of them. 2424 01:41:24,380 --> 01:41:25,980 I'm going to combine a few of them for you. 2425 01:41:26,400 --> 01:41:27,520 Because you're a good man yourself. 2426 01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:31,520 You're a good bloke yourself. 2427 01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:44,460 I'm going to put another gemstone in there, even though we've got a different colour. 2428 01:41:44,600 --> 01:41:45,640 Just get rid of the fucking thing. 2429 01:41:46,840 --> 01:41:47,520 Get rid of it. 2430 01:41:49,240 --> 01:41:49,800 I'm going to put it. 2431 01:41:51,060 --> 01:41:53,880 That one was the one that scared me before the... 2432 01:41:53,880 --> 01:41:57,540 Thanks very much for the tip there. 2433 01:41:57,660 --> 01:41:59,500 Say Tony slowly and Smokey Coo. 2434 01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:00,260 Thank you very much. 2435 01:42:00,260 --> 01:42:03,260 There's some zombie noises like... 2436 01:42:04,000 --> 01:42:11,260 Like that one's easy to take, because it's a slow creeper. 2437 01:42:12,280 --> 01:42:13,480 Say Tony, thank you very much. 2438 01:42:13,960 --> 01:42:16,260 But the one that comes out of Nora that's just... 2439 01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:18,720 It's a bit much. 2440 01:42:19,580 --> 01:42:21,840 So hang on, we've got a yellow and a blue jewel. 2441 01:42:22,700 --> 01:42:23,960 And that's enough for us, isn't it? 2442 01:42:24,400 --> 01:42:24,880 That's us. 2443 01:42:25,440 --> 01:42:27,120 We can sell those, make a bit of money. 2444 01:42:27,120 --> 01:42:32,460 Insignia Key. 2445 01:42:32,640 --> 01:42:34,240 No hexagonal piece? 2446 01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:36,880 I'm sure we'll need that later on. 2447 01:42:38,520 --> 01:42:39,120 Hang on. 2448 01:42:39,420 --> 01:42:42,740 The hexagonal piece goes into that fucking church back in the lake. 2449 01:42:42,860 --> 01:42:44,460 But I mean, is that non... 2450 01:42:44,460 --> 01:42:46,080 It's inconsequential now, is it? 2451 01:42:46,460 --> 01:42:48,240 We've gone past the point of no return here. 2452 01:42:48,240 --> 01:42:52,100 Well, well. I can certainly do something with this. 2453 01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:56,500 Thank you. 2454 01:42:59,980 --> 01:43:01,220 Anyone? Anyone? 2455 01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,420 Don't need either key now. Yeah. 2456 01:43:06,840 --> 01:43:09,880 Could have had something. Fuck it, anyway. I mean, I have a few nice things. 2457 01:43:11,960 --> 01:43:13,800 Lara Craft, thank you very much. 2458 01:43:14,520 --> 01:43:15,420 You'll sound like him. 2459 01:43:15,420 --> 01:43:22,860 Say Tony slowly says, it was just a joke. No bad intention. Thanks very much there, Tony. 2460 01:43:23,920 --> 01:43:29,160 Tune up. Let's tune up these and then really fucking stick. 2461 01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:32,720 A bit of reload speed and rate of fire to the shoddy. 2462 01:43:39,660 --> 01:43:40,660 7,000. 2463 01:43:40,660 --> 01:43:40,740 7,000. 2464 01:43:40,740 --> 01:43:41,740 So... 2465 01:43:41,740 --> 01:43:46,980 That's it. That's it. Let's just go for it. Let's go for it. 2466 01:43:49,500 --> 01:43:51,820 Could do with a few more ammunitions on us. 2467 01:43:53,480 --> 01:43:54,920 Other than that, fuck it. 2468 01:43:55,660 --> 01:43:56,420 I ain't got time. 2469 01:43:58,540 --> 01:44:00,420 Could do with a few shotgun shells, you know? 2470 01:44:00,420 --> 01:44:14,160 We'll rifle it up. 2471 01:44:16,380 --> 01:44:17,560 When we get inside here. 2472 01:44:19,320 --> 01:44:21,600 Could have done with doing up the knife a bit as well. 2473 01:44:23,380 --> 01:44:24,860 Anguished panda, thank you very much. 2474 01:44:25,180 --> 01:44:26,920 For some reason, the... 2475 01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:30,800 It's like a camp zombie. 2476 01:44:32,900 --> 01:44:34,180 Keeps coming into play. 2477 01:44:34,240 --> 01:44:36,000 I don't know why that's triggering. 2478 01:44:36,900 --> 01:44:37,900 I mean, it's not triggering. 2479 01:44:38,280 --> 01:44:42,360 Like, as in, it's not triggering me to have a kind of a fucking bad reaction or anything. 2480 01:44:42,360 --> 01:44:46,820 But, I mean, I don't know why that particular noise is happening a lot more often now. 2481 01:44:47,900 --> 01:44:48,940 Tune up the knife. 2482 01:44:50,680 --> 01:44:51,700 Or repair the knife. 2483 01:44:51,700 --> 01:44:53,660 Don't get yourself killed now. 2484 01:44:55,060 --> 01:44:58,700 You can sell them now as the iron key items anymore, like the insignia key. 2485 01:44:59,120 --> 01:44:59,440 Okay. 2486 01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:00,840 I'll sell it back. 2487 01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:03,060 I'll sell it in the next situation. 2488 01:45:08,740 --> 01:45:09,740 Erry Cantona. 2489 01:45:09,900 --> 01:45:10,580 Thank you very much. 2490 01:45:11,520 --> 01:45:12,880 And now, here we are. 2491 01:45:13,220 --> 01:45:17,640 It's going to be a lovely bit of fucking death dished out at Pace. 2492 01:45:18,160 --> 01:45:20,020 And then a fight with Saddler as well. 2493 01:45:20,020 --> 01:45:27,680 Oh, minch. 2494 01:45:28,260 --> 01:45:29,180 You. 2495 01:45:30,080 --> 01:45:30,600 Hey. 2496 01:45:31,200 --> 01:45:31,640 Missed. 2497 01:45:31,740 --> 01:45:32,560 About earlier. 2498 01:45:32,700 --> 01:45:33,400 Yeah, about that. 2499 01:45:35,940 --> 01:45:38,400 Hey, I see you found your missing senorita. 2500 01:45:39,440 --> 01:45:41,200 Senorita has a name and it's Ashley. 2501 01:45:41,940 --> 01:45:42,440 You are? 2502 01:45:43,100 --> 01:45:43,920 Name's Louise. 2503 01:45:44,400 --> 01:45:46,440 Can you set it to camp difficulty? 2504 01:45:46,660 --> 01:45:47,560 We all have names. 2505 01:45:48,280 --> 01:45:48,820 Now then. 2506 01:45:49,380 --> 01:45:51,060 Who are you? 2507 01:45:51,740 --> 01:45:52,600 What are you doing here? 2508 01:45:53,780 --> 01:45:55,440 Very good questions, unfortunately. 2509 01:45:55,620 --> 01:45:56,120 Who are you? 2510 01:45:57,300 --> 01:45:58,260 What are you doing? 2511 01:45:58,420 --> 01:45:58,540 Hide. 2512 01:45:58,760 --> 01:45:58,980 Now. 2513 01:46:00,920 --> 01:46:01,860 Slava Ukraine. 2514 01:46:02,000 --> 01:46:02,780 Thanks very much. 2515 01:46:03,000 --> 01:46:04,980 How are you with the old Russians these days? 2516 01:46:05,540 --> 01:46:07,080 Ah, they've not fucking been on the... 2517 01:46:07,080 --> 01:46:08,140 They've not been ringing up. 2518 01:46:09,300 --> 01:46:09,740 Really? 2519 01:46:09,960 --> 01:46:10,540 Since, uh... 2520 01:46:11,540 --> 01:46:12,540 Since around... 2521 01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:13,780 When was this? 2522 01:46:14,380 --> 01:46:16,020 Oh yeah, just before the war. 2523 01:46:18,020 --> 01:46:19,460 Phone went dead. 2524 01:46:20,980 --> 01:46:23,180 Tried ringing him, now it just goes to voicemail. 2525 01:46:29,740 --> 01:46:31,180 It just goes... 2526 01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:33,880 The person you are calling has invaded Ukraine. 2527 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,880 Please leave a message. 2528 01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:36,840 *stares at the bottom* 2529 01:46:56,980 --> 01:46:59,580 Ooooooooh, thanks very much there Evan 2530 01:46:59,580 --> 01:47:00,080 *sad* 2531 01:47:10,600 --> 01:47:16,080 Eh, I'm missing all the shots, it's not great, it's not really a great strategy, but fuck it 2532 01:47:27,580 --> 01:47:28,580 Come on you fucker 2533 01:47:28,580 --> 01:47:29,080 *sad* 2534 01:47:32,580 --> 01:47:34,580 Meldrew's in town baby 2535 01:47:49,580 --> 01:47:50,580 Meldrew's in town 2536 01:47:54,580 --> 01:47:55,580 There we go 2537 01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:57,080 *sad* 2538 01:48:00,580 --> 01:48:04,580 There's a little fucking barrel there, that was a barrel of laughs 2539 01:48:04,580 --> 01:48:04,580 *sad* 2540 01:48:04,580 --> 01:48:05,580 *sad* 2541 01:48:05,580 --> 01:48:06,580 *sad* 2542 01:48:06,580 --> 01:48:07,580 *sad* 2543 01:48:07,580 --> 01:48:25,860 Oh! Crucible! Oh no, I'm fucked. So, uh, let's see, there's a fucking... Combine that with that, maybe, and then do that. 2544 01:48:33,040 --> 01:48:58,220 Doing too well with the old bullets. We've got, uh... Oh, I tell you, we haven't used the, uh, we'll save that for the fucking broken butterfly, for the pig-headed man who comes in. He shows his ugly face, soon enough. Stephen, the angel of the trains, thank you very much, and Aircom Dre, thank you very much, and Evan, can we get a shout-out for Stephen, the angel of the trains, Stephen? You are the angel of the trains. 2545 01:48:58,500 --> 01:49:04,680 Oh, fuck. 2546 01:49:12,800 --> 01:49:14,400 Get out the fucking way, though. 2547 01:49:22,620 --> 01:49:24,480 How did he get up there really fast? 2548 01:49:24,480 --> 01:49:49,800 Fuckin' hell. 2549 01:49:49,800 --> 01:49:57,560 Ah, they're coming with the ladders now, the tradesmen have been called. 2550 01:49:58,340 --> 01:49:59,720 Olive oil fucking Sam. 2551 01:50:03,000 --> 01:50:03,380 Oh! 2552 01:50:03,380 --> 01:50:05,380 *Skills* 2553 01:50:19,860 --> 01:50:21,860 Fucking hell! 2554 01:50:22,980 --> 01:50:24,980 Oh, we're fucked now. 2555 01:50:24,980 --> 01:50:26,980 *Skills* 2556 01:50:35,380 --> 01:50:46,980 It's a little bit of a situation we've got going on here. Don't worry about it though. What we'll do now is take all of these guys out. Hopefully we don't kill Louise as well as that's... 2557 01:50:50,180 --> 01:50:52,980 Yes, well no, but you know the crack. 2558 01:50:52,980 --> 01:50:54,980 *Skills* 2559 01:50:54,980 --> 01:50:56,980 Here he is! Pigman Prophecies! 2560 01:51:00,980 --> 01:51:02,980 Yeah, we've got a pig one on our hands more like. 2561 01:51:02,980 --> 01:51:04,980 *Skills* 2562 01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:06,980 Oh, not him. 2563 01:51:06,980 --> 01:51:08,980 *Skills* 2564 01:51:10,980 --> 01:51:12,980 Fucking hell, I don't- I'm wasting the uh... 2565 01:51:12,980 --> 01:51:14,980 *Skills* 2566 01:51:14,980 --> 01:51:16,980 The shotgun shells on these cunts. 2567 01:51:16,980 --> 01:51:18,980 *Skills* 2568 01:51:18,980 --> 01:51:20,980 *Skills* 2569 01:51:20,980 --> 01:51:22,980 Oh no, not- not like this. After the- 2570 01:51:22,980 --> 01:51:25,980 It's gonna be a first time attempt, the cabin. 2571 01:51:25,980 --> 01:51:26,980 *Skills* 2572 01:51:26,980 --> 01:51:27,980 *Skills* 2573 01:51:27,980 --> 01:51:28,980 Squandered. 2574 01:51:28,980 --> 01:51:30,980 Because I didn't reload the broken butterfly. 2575 01:51:30,980 --> 01:51:32,980 This oughta do it though. 2576 01:51:32,980 --> 01:51:33,980 *Skills* 2577 01:51:33,980 --> 01:51:34,980 This oughta do it. 2578 01:51:34,980 --> 01:51:38,980 Couple of rounds of this and then a few monkey puzzles into the fucking gullet. 2579 01:51:38,980 --> 01:51:40,980 He'll be gone. 2580 01:51:40,980 --> 01:51:41,980 *Skills* 2581 01:51:41,980 --> 01:51:42,980 Huh? 2582 01:51:42,980 --> 01:51:43,980 *Skills* 2583 01:51:43,980 --> 01:51:44,980 *Skills* 2584 01:51:44,980 --> 01:51:45,980 *Skills* 2585 01:51:45,980 --> 01:51:46,980 Come on! 2586 01:51:46,980 --> 01:51:47,980 *Skills* 2587 01:51:47,980 --> 01:51:48,980 *Skills* 2588 01:51:48,980 --> 01:51:49,980 *Skills* 2589 01:51:49,980 --> 01:51:50,980 *Skills* 2590 01:51:50,980 --> 01:51:51,980 *Skills* 2591 01:51:51,980 --> 01:51:52,980 *Skills* 2592 01:51:52,980 --> 01:51:53,980 *Skills* 2593 01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:54,980 *Skills* 2594 01:51:54,980 --> 01:51:55,980 No, that's not the end of it, is it? 2595 01:51:55,980 --> 01:51:56,980 *Skills* 2596 01:51:56,980 --> 01:51:57,980 *Skills* 2597 01:51:57,980 --> 01:51:58,980 *Skills* 2598 01:51:58,980 --> 01:51:59,980 *Skills* 2599 01:51:59,980 --> 01:52:00,980 *Skills* 2600 01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,980 *Skills* 2601 01:52:01,980 --> 01:52:02,980 *Skills* 2602 01:52:02,980 --> 01:52:04,980 Oh, fuck, I'm gonna have to uh... 2603 01:52:04,980 --> 01:52:05,980 *Skills* 2604 01:52:05,980 --> 01:52:06,980 *Skills* 2605 01:52:06,980 --> 01:52:07,980 *Skills* 2606 01:52:07,980 --> 01:52:08,980 *Skills* 2607 01:52:08,980 --> 01:52:09,980 I'm gonna take the scope off of this. 2608 01:52:09,980 --> 01:52:10,980 *Skills* 2609 01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:11,980 And headshot him. 2610 01:52:11,980 --> 01:52:14,980 *Skills* 2611 01:52:14,980 --> 01:52:15,980 Gonna detach the scope from that. 2612 01:52:15,980 --> 01:52:16,980 *Skills* 2613 01:52:16,980 --> 01:52:19,980 *Skills* 2614 01:52:19,980 --> 01:52:20,980 Equip it. 2615 01:52:20,980 --> 01:52:21,980 *Skills* 2616 01:52:21,980 --> 01:52:22,980 *Skills* 2617 01:52:22,980 --> 01:52:23,980 Fucking headshot the cunt. 2618 01:52:23,980 --> 01:52:25,980 Or I could craft and reload. 2619 01:52:25,980 --> 01:52:28,980 Will I craft and reload the shotgun? 2620 01:52:28,980 --> 01:52:29,980 *Skills* 2621 01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:31,980 Or will I just go scopeless 2622 01:52:31,980 --> 01:52:34,980 with the uh... with the rifle? 2623 01:52:34,980 --> 01:52:35,980 *Skills* 2624 01:52:35,980 --> 01:52:37,980 Very, very close to dying here. 2625 01:52:37,980 --> 01:52:39,980 Don't know if I've got the... 2626 01:52:39,980 --> 01:52:41,980 the time to do the reloading of the uh... 2627 01:52:41,980 --> 01:52:42,980 thing. 2628 01:52:42,980 --> 01:52:43,980 The striker. 2629 01:52:43,980 --> 01:52:44,980 But... 2630 01:52:44,980 --> 01:52:45,980 *Skills* 2631 01:52:45,980 --> 01:52:47,980 Flashbang and stab says Aran. 2632 01:52:47,980 --> 01:52:48,980 Is that a... is that a thing? 2633 01:52:48,980 --> 01:52:49,980 Is it? 2634 01:52:49,980 --> 01:52:50,980 Is that a thing? 2635 01:52:50,980 --> 01:52:51,980 No scope. 2636 01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:52,980 *Skills* 2637 01:52:52,980 --> 01:52:53,980 *Skills* 2638 01:52:53,980 --> 01:52:54,980 *Skills* 2639 01:52:54,980 --> 01:52:58,980 I'm gonna flashbang and rifle him. 2640 01:52:58,980 --> 01:52:59,980 *Skills* 2641 01:52:59,980 --> 01:53:00,980 With no scope attached. 2642 01:53:00,980 --> 01:53:19,580 attached. Let's see how we get on. He's still alive the punch! That was a lot of 2643 01:53:19,580 --> 01:53:28,020 wastage going on there. Oh no. Imagine one of these fucking lowlifes kills me. I thought 2644 01:53:28,020 --> 01:53:57,900 after all that I was gonna get killed by one of the lowlifes. There he is, look! We missed it. I was too slow. Did you see him though? I was too slow for it. 2645 01:53:57,900 --> 01:54:26,060 Next time. Thank you very much for the tip there. Go to sleep Jack. Thank you very much. It comes in very tinny. I know, I know. There is something I can do but I just haven't done it. Ashley's fucking got the bug. 2646 01:54:27,780 --> 01:54:29,720 I'll take this. 2647 01:54:29,720 --> 01:54:31,820 You want to start explaining? 2648 01:54:31,820 --> 01:54:37,260 The cough, the blood, is caused by something called a plaga. 2649 01:54:39,820 --> 01:54:44,760 Okay. You saw those people, right? 2650 01:54:44,760 --> 01:54:47,760 But you have the same thing inside you. 2651 01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:51,280 The same thing that made them like that. 2652 01:54:51,280 --> 01:54:54,800 This, what you're experiencing, these symptoms, 2653 01:54:54,800 --> 01:54:56,800 they're only the beginning. 2654 01:54:56,800 --> 01:54:58,800 I don't want to become like them. 2655 01:54:58,800 --> 01:55:01,800 You are, well, lucky. 2656 01:55:01,800 --> 01:55:05,800 You see, at this early stage, the parasite, the plaga, 2657 01:55:05,800 --> 01:55:10,780 it is possible to remove it with the surgical procedure. 2658 01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:12,780 And all you need is some know-how. 2659 01:55:12,780 --> 01:55:15,780 Yeah, the right equipment. 2660 01:55:15,780 --> 01:55:17,780 What, you too? 2661 01:55:17,780 --> 01:55:19,780 A lot of swearing in this one, isn't there? 2662 01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:21,800 No worries. See, I have a body. 2663 01:55:21,800 --> 01:55:23,800 A lot of fucking, a lot of slurs in it. 2664 01:55:23,800 --> 01:55:25,820 But you're going to have to trust me. 2665 01:55:25,820 --> 01:55:30,820 Great. 2666 01:55:30,820 --> 01:55:31,820 Great. 2667 01:55:31,820 --> 01:55:32,820 Hey, why are you- 2668 01:55:32,820 --> 01:55:35,820 No time for any questions. The clock is ticking. 2669 01:55:35,820 --> 01:55:37,820 Why are you helping us? 2670 01:55:37,820 --> 01:55:40,820 Because it makes me feel better. Let's leave it at that. 2671 01:55:40,820 --> 01:55:44,800 He looks like the fella from the Bored Bia adverts. 2672 01:55:49,800 --> 01:55:56,800 Have a look here now. That's a chapter. That was a real fast one considering we were fucking tailgaging on the last one. 2673 01:55:56,800 --> 01:56:01,800 Return to game. Keep going. Save. Yes. 2674 01:56:01,800 --> 01:56:13,800 Chapter six. Chapter six. Let's see how many- Chapter six, four and a half hours. 2675 01:56:13,800 --> 01:56:18,800 What do you think about the pace, lads? Like, it's fucking decent enough, isn't it? 2676 01:56:18,800 --> 01:56:23,800 Like, you're not watching some fucking chump who doesn't know what they're at, you know? 2677 01:56:23,800 --> 01:56:27,800 Incredible pace. 2678 01:56:27,800 --> 01:56:28,800 Hey. 2679 01:56:28,800 --> 01:56:30,800 And here we have A to one, Tom. 2680 01:56:30,800 --> 01:56:33,800 I do. The kind you like. 2681 01:56:33,800 --> 01:56:34,800 Now where's the Amber? 2682 01:56:34,800 --> 01:56:36,800 Hubba hubba. Some set up. 2683 01:56:36,800 --> 01:56:41,800 Unfortunately, it's not on me at the moment. And you really should be telling me- 2684 01:56:42,800 --> 01:56:44,800 I think your man dies here at this point. 2685 01:56:44,800 --> 01:56:49,800 Busted my ass and managed to hide it right before I got caught. 2686 01:56:49,800 --> 01:56:53,800 Which is why I'm still alive. 2687 01:56:55,800 --> 01:56:59,800 The deal was, we get you out of here when you deliver the Amber. 2688 01:56:59,800 --> 01:57:02,800 No Amber, no protection, Luis. 2689 01:57:02,800 --> 01:57:07,800 Oh, oh, oh. Such a stickler for details, huh, Ada? 2690 01:57:08,800 --> 01:57:12,800 Okay, then. I'll go get it now, how about that? 2691 01:57:22,800 --> 01:57:23,800 Great setup. 2692 01:57:24,800 --> 01:57:26,800 And I do have something else I need to get, too. 2693 01:57:34,800 --> 01:57:37,800 This is Roost. I've got some bad news, Condor One. 2694 01:57:37,800 --> 01:57:41,800 With the weather like this, the chopper can't make its approach. 2695 01:57:41,800 --> 01:57:43,800 Can you stand by until it clears? 2696 01:57:43,800 --> 01:57:45,800 Negative. Too dangerous. 2697 01:57:45,800 --> 01:57:46,800 Oh, you can skip it. 2698 01:57:46,800 --> 01:57:47,800 Let's go. 2699 01:57:47,800 --> 01:57:48,800 What's... 2700 01:57:49,800 --> 01:57:51,800 What's gonna happen to me? 2701 01:57:54,800 --> 01:57:57,800 If you ask a lot of questions, I think she just needs to go along with the crack. 2702 01:57:57,800 --> 01:57:59,800 Like, you know, I mean, it's... 2703 01:57:59,800 --> 01:58:03,800 It's too- spending too long worrying and going, "What's happening? I don't like this." 2704 01:58:03,800 --> 01:58:04,800 I mean, you... 2705 01:58:04,800 --> 01:58:07,800 Have you not realized you're in the middle of a fucking really bad situation? 2706 01:58:07,800 --> 01:58:09,800 Just... 2707 01:58:09,800 --> 01:58:11,800 Stay back... 2708 01:58:11,800 --> 01:58:12,800 And stand by. 2709 01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:17,800 Right now. 2710 01:58:17,800 --> 01:58:18,800 Thank you very much there, Angel of the Night. 2711 01:58:18,800 --> 01:58:19,800 This is so good because I'm getting out of here. 2712 01:58:19,800 --> 01:58:20,800 Yeah. 2713 01:58:20,800 --> 01:58:21,800 Yeah. 2714 01:58:21,800 --> 01:58:24,800 Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ. 2715 01:58:24,800 --> 01:58:26,800 Angel of the Night. 2716 01:58:26,800 --> 01:58:28,800 Angel of the Night. 2717 01:58:28,800 --> 01:58:29,800 Yeah baby. 2718 01:58:29,800 --> 01:58:30,800 Yeah baby. 2719 01:58:30,800 --> 01:58:31,800 Angel of the Night. 2720 01:58:31,800 --> 01:58:32,800 Yeah baby. 2721 01:58:32,800 --> 01:58:33,800 Yeah baby. 2722 01:58:33,800 --> 01:58:35,800 Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ. 2723 01:58:35,800 --> 01:58:36,800 Angel of the Night. 2724 01:58:36,800 --> 01:58:37,800 Yeah baby. 2725 01:58:37,800 --> 01:58:39,800 Sound little monkey man, just like Jesus Christ. 2726 01:58:39,800 --> 01:58:40,800 Angel of the Night. 2727 01:58:40,800 --> 01:58:41,800 Yeah baby. 2728 01:58:41,800 --> 01:58:42,800 Angel of the Night. 2729 01:58:42,800 --> 01:58:43,800 Yeah baby. 2730 01:58:43,800 --> 01:58:44,800 Angel of the Night. 2731 01:58:44,800 --> 01:58:45,800 Yeah baby. 2732 01:58:49,800 --> 01:58:50,800 Angel of the Night. 2733 01:58:50,800 --> 01:58:51,800 I bet you do. 2734 01:58:51,800 --> 01:58:52,800 I bet you do. 2735 01:58:52,800 --> 01:58:56,800 But I ain't gonna spend time talking to you. 2736 01:58:56,800 --> 01:59:00,800 Cause we're on a speed pace run. 2737 01:59:00,800 --> 01:59:01,800 We're gonna appear, what is it? 2738 01:59:01,800 --> 01:59:02,800 Double chainsaw woman. 2739 01:59:02,800 --> 01:59:03,800 There's a pig headed man around here. 2740 01:59:03,800 --> 01:59:05,800 See, you'd want Ashley just to stay there. 2741 01:59:05,800 --> 01:59:06,800 Stay back at the gate. 2742 01:59:06,800 --> 01:59:07,800 I've got a bit of business to take care of here. 2743 01:59:07,800 --> 01:59:08,800 And you're not wanted around the situation house. 2744 01:59:08,800 --> 01:59:09,800 What? 2745 01:59:09,800 --> 01:59:10,800 Beautiful. 2746 01:59:10,800 --> 01:59:11,800 Beautiful. 2747 01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,900 a woman. There's a pig-headed 2748 01:59:13,900 --> 01:59:14,680 man around here. 2749 01:59:15,620 --> 01:59:17,940 See, you'd want Ashley just to 2750 01:59:17,940 --> 01:59:19,900 stay there. Stay back at the 2751 01:59:19,900 --> 01:59:20,240 gate. 2752 01:59:21,400 --> 01:59:23,440 I've got a bit of business to take care of here. 2753 01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:25,720 And you're not wanted around the 2754 01:59:25,720 --> 01:59:26,620 situation house. 2755 01:59:32,280 --> 01:59:32,800 What? 2756 01:59:39,140 --> 01:59:39,620 Beautiful. 2757 01:59:39,620 --> 01:59:39,700 Beautiful. 2758 01:59:42,200 --> 01:59:43,400 Now, I'm a little bit 2759 01:59:43,400 --> 01:59:45,580 low on ammunition, rifle 2760 01:59:45,580 --> 01:59:46,660 rounds, and all that kind of stuff. 2761 01:59:47,880 --> 01:59:49,140 I'm actually fucked. 2762 01:59:51,220 --> 01:59:51,840 For the 2763 01:59:51,840 --> 01:59:53,680 upcoming situation that's about to 2764 01:59:53,680 --> 01:59:55,900 appear. Pig-headed man, 2765 01:59:56,000 --> 01:59:57,560 a few chainsaw women. It's 2766 01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:59,500 not the best. 2767 01:59:59,600 --> 02:00:01,660 I wonder, can I sneak attack that clown? 2768 02:00:04,680 --> 02:00:05,900 Raccoon City Tourism 2769 02:00:05,900 --> 02:00:07,620 Board. Thank you very much there. Good to see you 2770 02:00:07,620 --> 02:00:08,980 back at it. I hope you're getting on well. 2771 02:00:08,980 --> 02:00:11,260 Thanks. 2772 02:00:11,560 --> 02:00:12,780 Thanks very much for the tip. 2773 02:00:14,320 --> 02:00:15,340 The bell has been 2774 02:00:15,340 --> 02:00:17,320 rung. The fun has 2775 02:00:17,320 --> 02:00:17,700 begun. 2776 02:00:18,620 --> 02:00:21,040 Craft these bastards and get up high and 2777 02:00:21,040 --> 02:00:21,960 far and away. 2778 02:00:23,040 --> 02:00:24,920 The shack, Mac. The shack, Mac. 2779 02:00:24,980 --> 02:00:26,240 The shacks. Thank you very much. 2780 02:00:28,720 --> 02:00:31,360 I wonder if singing Angel of the Night, 2781 02:00:31,520 --> 02:00:33,060 Small Little Monkey Man, just like 2782 02:00:33,060 --> 02:00:35,620 Jesus Christ, will help in the battle. 2783 02:00:41,580 --> 02:00:42,440 Hang on. Hang on. 2784 02:00:46,440 --> 02:00:47,560 No, no. It's not going to work. 2785 02:00:49,640 --> 02:00:51,860 I can load up the butterfly anyway. 2786 02:00:51,860 --> 02:00:51,920 I can load up the butterfly anyway. 2787 02:00:58,720 --> 02:00:59,780 Free Wales Army. 2788 02:00:59,860 --> 02:01:02,060 I should have loaded up the butterfly before the bell got rang. 2789 02:01:03,480 --> 02:01:05,600 Thank you very much there, Joe Morgan. 2790 02:01:06,240 --> 02:01:07,680 He said, Free Wales Army. 2791 02:01:07,800 --> 02:01:08,800 Thank you very much for the tip. 2792 02:01:09,100 --> 02:01:11,280 I don't know what Free Wales Army means, but fuck it. 2793 02:01:12,140 --> 02:01:13,060 Let's go for this. 2794 02:01:15,560 --> 02:01:17,100 Actually, they're going to take her away. 2795 02:01:18,820 --> 02:01:20,000 It's a bad idea, this. 2796 02:01:20,080 --> 02:01:20,980 It's a rubbish idea. 2797 02:01:26,080 --> 02:01:27,100 It's a bad idea. 2798 02:01:30,400 --> 02:01:30,960 Fucked it. 2799 02:01:31,480 --> 02:01:32,400 Absolutely fucked it. 2800 02:01:41,760 --> 02:01:42,720 She's not too bad. 2801 02:01:46,320 --> 02:01:47,100 Not too bad, 2802 02:01:47,160 --> 02:01:48,060 apart from the kidnapping. 2803 02:01:48,060 --> 02:01:53,960 Where are they taking her? 2804 02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,080 Where's she gone? 2805 02:02:00,840 --> 02:02:01,400 Fucked it. 2806 02:02:05,400 --> 02:02:07,260 I think you really actually need to sit back, 2807 02:02:07,420 --> 02:02:09,020 actually recalibrate the senses, 2808 02:02:09,360 --> 02:02:12,060 and really think about what it is you want to achieve with this, 2809 02:02:12,200 --> 02:02:14,160 because the way I'm looking at it right now, 2810 02:02:14,240 --> 02:02:16,180 as it stands from where I'm sitting, 2811 02:02:16,900 --> 02:02:21,480 I really don't think you've got what it takes to make it to the end of the season without dropping points. 2812 02:02:21,800 --> 02:02:24,080 You dropped a load of points back in the cabin there. 2813 02:02:24,480 --> 02:02:27,180 It's not really done you any well for the game going forward, 2814 02:02:27,300 --> 02:02:28,660 because there was a lot of wastage, 2815 02:02:28,760 --> 02:02:29,940 shots going wide, 2816 02:02:30,480 --> 02:02:31,800 your XG was out of control, 2817 02:02:32,940 --> 02:02:38,020 and now you're looking at really trying to defend yourself with fuck all at the back. 2818 02:02:38,020 --> 02:02:40,560 Yeah. 2819 02:02:40,560 --> 02:02:43,220 I mean, what way would you take it yourself? 2820 02:02:44,420 --> 02:02:45,100 Don't know, 2821 02:02:45,200 --> 02:02:49,700 but I can fix you up with a few Labour Party pamphlets if you want. 2822 02:02:49,820 --> 02:02:53,440 I can actually advise you where to go if you need to talk to your local MP. 2823 02:02:53,920 --> 02:02:54,720 If it's a Tory, 2824 02:02:55,100 --> 02:02:56,720 I won't advise you to go there, 2825 02:02:56,920 --> 02:02:58,440 but if it's a Labour politician, 2826 02:02:58,760 --> 02:03:00,400 I can advise you to go there. 2827 02:03:04,780 --> 02:03:05,140 Yeah. 2828 02:03:05,740 --> 02:03:06,580 I think what we just, 2829 02:03:06,580 --> 02:03:06,960 we just, 2830 02:03:07,080 --> 02:03:09,780 I'd flashbang the cunts and then go forward that way. 2831 02:03:09,840 --> 02:03:11,260 Maybe flashbang them and then hit them, 2832 02:03:11,460 --> 02:03:13,500 hit them on the break with the fucking sniper, 2833 02:03:13,660 --> 02:03:13,880 is it? 2834 02:03:14,560 --> 02:03:15,180 Captain Sack, 2835 02:03:15,240 --> 02:03:15,820 thanks for the tip. 2836 02:03:17,960 --> 02:03:24,660 Yeah, I'll hit them with the flashbang and I'll fuck them up with the sniper. 2837 02:03:27,340 --> 02:03:28,360 Thanks very much there. 2838 02:03:28,580 --> 02:03:29,120 The Shanks, 2839 02:03:29,280 --> 02:03:29,520 Mac, 2840 02:03:29,640 --> 02:03:31,700 and the Captain Sack, 2841 02:03:31,840 --> 02:03:32,080 very, 2842 02:03:32,200 --> 02:03:33,060 very kind to you there. 2843 02:03:40,300 --> 02:03:40,900 Hang on. 2844 02:03:43,000 --> 02:03:43,820 Tighten the defensive. 2845 02:03:44,780 --> 02:03:46,340 Maybe I am just rushing. 2846 02:03:46,460 --> 02:03:47,540 I was saying I was going to, 2847 02:03:47,540 --> 02:03:49,680 not bother with it. 2848 02:03:49,740 --> 02:03:49,880 Oh, 2849 02:03:49,920 --> 02:03:51,180 the shells everywhere here. 2850 02:03:51,580 --> 02:03:52,300 Michelle Gale. 2851 02:04:07,700 --> 02:04:08,780 Camp zombie. 2852 02:04:09,480 --> 02:04:09,920 Flash, 2853 02:04:10,220 --> 02:04:10,540 Mac, 2854 02:04:10,780 --> 02:04:11,280 the Shack, 2855 02:04:11,340 --> 02:04:12,420 thank you very much there. 2856 02:04:13,020 --> 02:04:14,320 And Captain Sack, 2857 02:04:14,540 --> 02:04:15,280 and Shanks, 2858 02:04:15,420 --> 02:04:15,680 Mac, 2859 02:04:15,820 --> 02:04:16,180 the Shacks, 2860 02:04:16,260 --> 02:04:16,960 thank you very much. 2861 02:04:16,960 --> 02:04:21,380 I have something I think you welcome. 2862 02:04:22,040 --> 02:04:24,640 Got some rare things on sale, 2863 02:04:24,840 --> 02:04:25,380 stranger. 2864 02:04:27,440 --> 02:04:28,680 Your good is new. 2865 02:04:34,540 --> 02:04:36,000 We're not going to do those up, 2866 02:04:36,100 --> 02:04:36,700 but we will. 2867 02:04:41,420 --> 02:04:41,820 Yeah, 2868 02:04:42,020 --> 02:04:42,920 I know what I'm doing here. 2869 02:04:44,160 --> 02:04:45,740 know exactly what I'm doing. 2870 02:04:53,740 --> 02:04:55,800 Let's get yourself well prepared. 2871 02:04:56,040 --> 02:04:56,440 It's anyway, 2872 02:04:56,580 --> 02:04:58,660 getting a few shotgun shells into the mix-up. 2873 02:04:59,800 --> 02:05:00,840 Into the shake-up. 2874 02:05:03,680 --> 02:05:05,760 You need to get a bit more gunpowder or something. 2875 02:05:05,760 --> 02:05:06,200 Oh, 2876 02:05:06,200 --> 02:05:07,840 hello, 2877 02:05:07,960 --> 02:05:08,260 Alan. 2878 02:05:08,480 --> 02:05:09,860 thanks very much for the tip there. 2879 02:05:18,060 --> 02:05:22,120 You can sell him that submachine gun ammo and the fucking stuff that you use in the, uh, 2880 02:05:22,120 --> 02:05:23,520 the crossbow. 2881 02:05:23,520 --> 02:05:24,640 I've got something new for you, mate. 2882 02:05:27,280 --> 02:05:28,280 Ruby's all rubbish. 2883 02:05:28,360 --> 02:05:29,720 It makes no difference. 2884 02:05:30,060 --> 02:05:30,740 The price, 2885 02:05:31,120 --> 02:05:31,360 well, 2886 02:05:31,880 --> 02:05:34,000 that's our choice to make. 2887 02:05:38,320 --> 02:05:40,360 Don't get yourself killed now. 2888 02:05:40,700 --> 02:05:41,140 Ha ha. 2889 02:05:44,080 --> 02:05:44,480 Right, 2890 02:05:44,560 --> 02:05:45,300 I think we've, 2891 02:05:45,300 --> 02:05:45,640 uh, 2892 02:05:46,020 --> 02:05:47,060 we've enough there to, 2893 02:05:47,160 --> 02:05:48,080 to be going on with. 2894 02:05:48,960 --> 02:05:51,560 Just stick a fucking herb inside me and it'll be okay. 2895 02:05:53,440 --> 02:05:54,240 reload the, 2896 02:05:54,240 --> 02:05:54,540 uh, 2897 02:05:54,820 --> 02:05:56,380 put the scope back on the thing. 2898 02:06:06,880 --> 02:06:07,820 We've got company. 2899 02:06:08,220 --> 02:06:08,720 Here we go. 2900 02:06:08,960 --> 02:06:09,080 Moving. 2901 02:06:09,520 --> 02:06:10,160 Quietly. 2902 02:06:11,040 --> 02:06:11,360 Guys. 2903 02:06:13,040 --> 02:06:14,700 How do they see me already? 2904 02:06:14,900 --> 02:06:16,340 How the fuck did that happen? 2905 02:06:25,920 --> 02:06:26,640 Fuck you. 2906 02:06:27,400 --> 02:06:28,120 Look at this guy. 2907 02:06:32,780 --> 02:06:33,560 Not great. 2908 02:06:33,720 --> 02:06:35,120 Not a great situation. 2909 02:06:35,120 --> 02:06:47,000 Fuck me. 2910 02:06:49,200 --> 02:06:49,600 Oh, 2911 02:06:49,640 --> 02:06:52,160 I didn't even save it after doing all that bollocks. 2912 02:06:52,300 --> 02:06:54,460 And I forgot I had the broken butterfly as well. 2913 02:06:56,880 --> 02:06:58,160 Thanks very much for the tip there. 2914 02:06:58,240 --> 02:06:59,580 Where's the princess of Leon? 2915 02:06:59,760 --> 02:07:00,700 Thank you very much there. 2916 02:07:02,100 --> 02:07:03,080 And Donner. 2917 02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:04,340 Thank you very much there, 2918 02:07:04,420 --> 02:07:04,740 Donner. 2919 02:07:05,320 --> 02:07:06,260 From Cal. 2920 02:07:07,060 --> 02:07:08,260 And Dee in the pub. 2921 02:07:09,220 --> 02:07:09,500 Uh, 2922 02:07:09,500 --> 02:07:11,100 she's having a few creepy screamers. 2923 02:07:11,420 --> 02:07:12,720 Tell Tommy to land up. 2924 02:07:12,800 --> 02:07:13,040 Tommy? 2925 02:07:15,520 --> 02:07:16,760 I'm afraid I can't go anywhere, 2926 02:07:16,900 --> 02:07:18,240 but thanks very much for the tip lads. 2927 02:07:18,420 --> 02:07:19,980 And Clark lad as well, 2928 02:07:20,080 --> 02:07:20,560 who's just 2929 02:07:20,560 --> 02:07:22,420 cruised in with the two bomb. 2930 02:07:22,540 --> 02:07:23,240 Thank you very much. 2931 02:07:23,280 --> 02:07:24,200 I hope you're getting on well. 2932 02:07:25,540 --> 02:07:26,580 Hope you're keeping well, 2933 02:07:26,660 --> 02:07:27,000 Francis. 2934 02:07:27,320 --> 02:07:28,280 Loving the resi stream. 2935 02:07:28,640 --> 02:07:29,560 Shout out to the boys 2936 02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:31,160 in the FGS. 2937 02:07:31,380 --> 02:07:32,440 Faking great support. 2938 02:07:33,000 --> 02:07:34,040 Slug christened 2939 02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:34,960 all group with his name. 2940 02:07:35,060 --> 02:07:35,840 Thank you very much, 2941 02:07:36,120 --> 02:07:36,360 lads. 2942 02:07:36,500 --> 02:07:36,720 Very, 2943 02:07:36,800 --> 02:07:37,460 very kind of ya. 2944 02:07:39,560 --> 02:07:40,340 Thanks very much, 2945 02:07:40,400 --> 02:07:40,640 lads. 2946 02:07:40,800 --> 02:07:41,160 And, uh, 2947 02:07:41,160 --> 02:07:41,400 Gary, 2948 02:07:41,560 --> 02:07:42,980 do you want to throw a bit of thanks and praise 2949 02:07:42,980 --> 02:07:43,980 to the people who so kindly 2950 02:07:43,980 --> 02:07:45,600 tipped and said hello? 2951 02:07:47,560 --> 02:07:49,500 As I said to you the other day, 2952 02:07:49,500 --> 02:07:51,300 it's not in my contract. 2953 02:07:51,520 --> 02:07:53,520 I'm only offering analysis 2954 02:07:53,520 --> 02:07:55,460 and specialist advice 2955 02:07:55,460 --> 02:07:57,620 on the given situation at hand 2956 02:07:57,620 --> 02:07:59,160 regarding demons, 2957 02:07:59,400 --> 02:07:59,820 monsters, 2958 02:08:00,520 --> 02:08:01,380 and problems 2959 02:08:01,380 --> 02:08:02,600 in the netherworld. 2960 02:08:04,080 --> 02:08:04,600 Yeah. 2961 02:08:04,920 --> 02:08:05,280 But you, 2962 02:08:05,320 --> 02:08:06,040 you are fucking, 2963 02:08:06,340 --> 02:08:06,500 you're, 2964 02:08:06,560 --> 02:08:07,920 you're also using it as an opportunity 2965 02:08:07,920 --> 02:08:09,320 to fucking promote the Labour Party, 2966 02:08:09,380 --> 02:08:10,880 which is a bit fucking weird as well. 2967 02:08:13,000 --> 02:08:13,860 don't care. 2968 02:08:14,460 --> 02:08:15,420 You've got me here. 2969 02:08:15,580 --> 02:08:16,320 I've got a platform, 2970 02:08:16,560 --> 02:08:17,400 I'm going to use it. 2971 02:08:17,800 --> 02:08:19,120 There's too many people in there, 2972 02:08:19,220 --> 02:08:19,980 in the media, 2973 02:08:20,340 --> 02:08:21,440 who've got these big platforms 2974 02:08:21,440 --> 02:08:22,640 who don't use them properly 2975 02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:23,720 for a good cause. 2976 02:08:23,920 --> 02:08:24,640 That's different. 2977 02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:25,360 I'm, 2978 02:08:25,360 --> 02:08:25,600 I'm, 2979 02:08:25,600 --> 02:08:26,800 I'm not the same 2980 02:08:26,800 --> 02:08:28,600 as all the other multi-millionaires. 2981 02:08:29,300 --> 02:08:30,440 I'm a good millionaire, 2982 02:08:30,700 --> 02:08:30,860 me. 2983 02:08:31,620 --> 02:08:32,880 I'm a good millionaire, 2984 02:08:33,180 --> 02:08:33,440 me. 2985 02:08:35,480 --> 02:08:35,880 Right. 2986 02:08:38,880 --> 02:08:39,520 Fair enough, 2987 02:08:39,600 --> 02:08:39,780 Gary. 2988 02:08:40,040 --> 02:08:40,540 Well done. 2989 02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:41,780 And thanks anyway 2990 02:08:41,780 --> 02:08:43,580 to the lads who are fucking tipping away. 2991 02:08:44,020 --> 02:08:45,160 I hope you're getting on well. 2992 02:08:45,620 --> 02:08:46,200 And look, 2993 02:08:46,260 --> 02:08:46,500 Francis, 2994 02:08:46,600 --> 02:08:47,260 you need to fucking, 2995 02:08:47,820 --> 02:08:48,560 you need to get back 2996 02:08:48,560 --> 02:08:49,580 into this game fast 2997 02:08:49,580 --> 02:08:50,820 because you're taking the piss now. 2998 02:08:50,920 --> 02:08:51,600 You've been killed 2999 02:08:51,600 --> 02:08:52,720 too many times 3000 02:08:52,720 --> 02:08:53,820 too soon. 3001 02:08:56,700 --> 02:08:57,100 Yeah, 3002 02:08:57,200 --> 02:08:57,580 you're right, 3003 02:08:57,640 --> 02:08:57,960 you're right. 3004 02:08:58,840 --> 02:08:59,460 but it's not gonna, 3005 02:08:59,540 --> 02:09:00,340 it's not gonna last. 3006 02:09:00,780 --> 02:09:01,260 This is it. 3007 02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:02,780 This is where shit begins to turn around. 3008 02:09:03,100 --> 02:09:03,520 Oh, hang on. 3009 02:09:04,500 --> 02:09:05,020 I think 3010 02:09:05,020 --> 02:09:06,900 there's some resources 3011 02:09:06,900 --> 02:09:07,820 I didn't know about. 3012 02:09:15,080 --> 02:09:16,740 Could go back for that fucking duel, 3013 02:09:16,860 --> 02:09:17,760 but not arsed. 3014 02:09:20,600 --> 02:09:21,860 I could put the, 3015 02:09:21,860 --> 02:09:23,340 the broken butterfly 3016 02:09:23,340 --> 02:09:24,900 in our shortcut scenario, 3017 02:09:25,180 --> 02:09:26,080 just behind the, 3018 02:09:26,080 --> 02:09:28,380 maybe behind the grenade there 3019 02:09:28,380 --> 02:09:31,540 and then I can use this 3020 02:09:31,540 --> 02:09:32,540 to craft something. 3021 02:09:32,940 --> 02:09:33,760 Maybe a few, 3022 02:09:33,940 --> 02:09:34,280 yeah, 3023 02:09:34,380 --> 02:09:35,300 a few handgun bullets. 3024 02:09:36,100 --> 02:09:36,760 What harm, 3025 02:09:36,860 --> 02:09:36,980 huh? 3026 02:09:37,240 --> 02:09:37,760 What harm? 3027 02:09:39,180 --> 02:09:39,580 Robbie, 3028 02:09:39,700 --> 02:09:40,660 thanks very much there 3029 02:09:40,660 --> 02:09:41,200 for the tip, 3030 02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:41,480 Robbie. 3031 02:09:41,560 --> 02:09:42,600 I hope you're getting on well 3032 02:09:42,600 --> 02:09:43,320 today evening. 3033 02:09:43,540 --> 02:09:44,340 Good evening to you. 3034 02:09:48,080 --> 02:09:48,480 Right. 3035 02:09:49,140 --> 02:09:49,860 Here we go. 3036 02:09:49,860 --> 02:10:00,440 We've got company. 3037 02:10:00,440 --> 02:10:00,440 We've got company. 3038 02:10:00,980 --> 02:10:01,660 Keep moving. 3039 02:10:02,080 --> 02:10:02,560 But quiet. 3040 02:10:02,960 --> 02:10:03,260 No. 3041 02:10:04,460 --> 02:10:05,160 Happened again? 3042 02:10:05,400 --> 02:10:05,640 I'm, 3043 02:10:05,640 --> 02:10:06,860 I guess we're doing this. 3044 02:10:06,900 --> 02:10:07,480 Fucking sick. 3045 02:10:07,560 --> 02:10:08,000 I'm livid. 3046 02:10:09,500 --> 02:10:11,340 What we do here is just this. 3047 02:10:11,400 --> 02:10:12,060 This is going to be nice. 3048 02:10:12,120 --> 02:10:12,580 Watch this. 3049 02:10:12,620 --> 02:10:13,700 It's going to be very easy. 3050 02:10:14,060 --> 02:10:14,220 Now, 3051 02:10:14,920 --> 02:10:15,940 I'll let this zombie 3052 02:10:15,940 --> 02:10:17,120 kidnap her 3053 02:10:17,120 --> 02:10:18,220 while I take control 3054 02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,460 of all of these idiots 3055 02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:20,420 down the end of the room. 3056 02:10:21,940 --> 02:10:22,700 Viper classics. 3057 02:10:22,860 --> 02:10:23,760 Thank you very much there 3058 02:10:23,760 --> 02:10:24,220 for the tip. 3059 02:10:25,520 --> 02:10:26,860 High power scope on this 3060 02:10:26,860 --> 02:10:27,640 bad boy. 3061 02:10:27,840 --> 02:10:28,720 And then here we go. 3062 02:10:32,640 --> 02:10:33,340 Missing the shots. 3063 02:10:35,300 --> 02:10:35,700 Fuck. 3064 02:10:36,180 --> 02:10:36,780 Not great. 3065 02:10:36,920 --> 02:10:37,540 Not working out 3066 02:10:37,540 --> 02:10:38,540 like I thought it would do. 3067 02:10:39,100 --> 02:10:39,640 Still low. 3068 02:10:49,640 --> 02:10:50,360 Scary enough. 3069 02:10:50,480 --> 02:10:51,240 And now this fucker's 3070 02:10:51,240 --> 02:10:52,180 going to try and come at me. 3071 02:10:52,180 --> 02:11:02,240 Come on. 3072 02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:03,840 The fucking gate. 3073 02:11:05,120 --> 02:11:05,960 Jeez, they're fast. 3074 02:11:06,040 --> 02:11:07,020 He's fast with her. 3075 02:11:08,220 --> 02:11:09,260 Leon, help! 3076 02:11:19,160 --> 02:11:20,700 Hello, little spider. 3077 02:11:21,080 --> 02:11:22,320 Thank you very much for that there. 3078 02:11:23,220 --> 02:11:23,820 And also, 3079 02:11:23,900 --> 02:11:24,440 Viper classics. 3080 02:11:24,600 --> 02:11:26,380 94 certified pace merchant. 3081 02:11:27,960 --> 02:11:29,000 Have you checked your emails today, 3082 02:11:29,020 --> 02:11:29,200 Viper? 3083 02:11:29,260 --> 02:11:30,000 You have a treat with me 3084 02:11:30,000 --> 02:11:31,200 in the old Viper snake inbox. 3085 02:11:31,300 --> 02:11:32,000 I have not. 3086 02:11:33,180 --> 02:11:34,680 I'm just concentrating 3087 02:11:34,680 --> 02:11:36,380 on getting the fucking streams done. 3088 02:11:36,500 --> 02:11:38,400 I think you'll appreciate that. 3089 02:11:39,260 --> 02:11:40,000 Because I can't... 3090 02:11:40,720 --> 02:11:42,240 If I start deviating 3091 02:11:42,240 --> 02:11:43,480 from just doing the streams, 3092 02:11:44,220 --> 02:11:45,640 it could actually be 3093 02:11:45,640 --> 02:11:46,940 to the detriment of the streams. 3094 02:11:46,940 --> 02:11:47,900 But I will check them 3095 02:11:47,900 --> 02:11:48,520 at some point. 3096 02:11:49,640 --> 02:11:49,940 But, uh... 3097 02:11:49,940 --> 02:11:52,840 I need to get on 3098 02:11:52,840 --> 02:11:55,660 and get the fucking job done. 3099 02:11:56,320 --> 02:11:56,920 You know? 3100 02:11:57,400 --> 02:11:58,320 But thank you 3101 02:11:58,320 --> 02:11:59,640 very much for the tip. 3102 02:12:00,000 --> 02:12:00,820 Very, very kind of you. 3103 02:12:01,900 --> 02:12:02,460 Fuck. 3104 02:12:02,880 --> 02:12:03,580 Oh, no! 3105 02:12:08,400 --> 02:12:09,880 Should have voted Labour. 3106 02:12:10,420 --> 02:12:11,020 Told you. 3107 02:12:11,180 --> 02:12:12,280 Last time it happened. 3108 02:12:12,700 --> 02:12:13,760 You didn't listen to me. 3109 02:12:14,720 --> 02:12:15,440 That's what happens 3110 02:12:15,440 --> 02:12:16,360 if you vote Tory. 3111 02:12:16,680 --> 02:12:17,800 You end up on fire 3112 02:12:17,800 --> 02:12:19,140 in a ditch somewhere. 3113 02:12:20,220 --> 02:12:21,140 Burned to a crisp. 3114 02:12:24,860 --> 02:12:25,580 Liam G. 3115 02:12:25,580 --> 02:12:25,660 Liam G. 3116 02:12:25,660 --> 02:12:25,660 Liam G. 3117 02:12:25,780 --> 02:12:26,680 How the hell are you? 3118 02:12:26,740 --> 02:12:28,120 Thanks very much for the tip. 3119 02:12:28,220 --> 02:12:29,240 All killer, no spiller. 3120 02:12:29,400 --> 02:12:29,860 Big man. 3121 02:12:29,980 --> 02:12:30,620 Big respect. 3122 02:12:30,980 --> 02:12:32,180 Throw us an old rap 3123 02:12:32,180 --> 02:12:33,080 when you can. 3124 02:12:34,140 --> 02:12:35,200 Yeah, I'm gonna... 3125 02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:35,940 Yeah, I will rap. 3126 02:12:36,460 --> 02:12:37,080 I'll rap. 3127 02:12:37,360 --> 02:12:38,200 I'll rap, alright. 3128 02:12:39,460 --> 02:12:41,420 I'm gonna rap a few fucking bullets 3129 02:12:41,420 --> 02:12:43,800 around this pig head cunt's man face. 3130 02:12:44,280 --> 02:12:45,140 And crotchless pants. 3131 02:12:45,200 --> 02:12:45,780 Thanks very much. 3132 02:12:46,120 --> 02:12:47,000 What I will do is 3133 02:12:47,000 --> 02:12:49,060 dispose of these bad boys. 3134 02:12:49,940 --> 02:12:51,580 And then a little rap to celebrate. 3135 02:12:51,700 --> 02:12:52,260 How about that? 3136 02:13:07,220 --> 02:13:08,320 We've got company. 3137 02:13:09,000 --> 02:13:09,580 Keep moving. 3138 02:13:09,940 --> 02:13:10,640 But quietly. 3139 02:13:11,060 --> 02:13:13,500 We have to stealth these assholes here. 3140 02:13:19,140 --> 02:13:21,100 Be great if she just stayed still 3141 02:13:21,100 --> 02:13:22,120 like in the last game. 3142 02:13:22,240 --> 02:13:22,900 You can't... 3143 02:13:22,900 --> 02:13:23,420 It doesn't... 3144 02:13:23,420 --> 02:13:24,440 It doesn't work like that. 3145 02:13:38,020 --> 02:13:38,420 No. 3146 02:13:38,960 --> 02:13:39,500 Tell ya. 3147 02:13:41,420 --> 02:13:43,180 This is a great situation here. 3148 02:13:45,300 --> 02:13:46,060 Do you know what I mean? 3149 02:13:46,140 --> 02:13:47,500 If she just stays over here 3150 02:13:47,500 --> 02:13:48,100 she's grand. 3151 02:13:48,280 --> 02:13:49,100 But she doesn't. 3152 02:13:54,340 --> 02:13:54,740 Sandico. 3153 02:13:54,900 --> 02:13:56,200 Thank you very, very much there. 3154 02:13:56,420 --> 02:13:56,820 Sandico. 3155 02:13:57,820 --> 02:13:58,900 Hope you're keeping well. 3156 02:14:00,360 --> 02:14:01,360 This will do us. 3157 02:14:03,360 --> 02:14:04,580 We're doing this. 3158 02:14:07,080 --> 02:14:08,120 See what I mean? 3159 02:14:11,120 --> 02:14:12,340 Oh, it's liquid. 3160 02:14:13,260 --> 02:14:14,700 It's liquid work. 3161 02:14:17,960 --> 02:14:28,420 Absolutely exquisite take down of the pig-headed wanderer. 3162 02:14:28,420 --> 02:14:32,740 That man used to come out at halftime when I was at Valencia. 3163 02:14:33,420 --> 02:14:38,900 He'd run around and get everybody psyched up for the game. 3164 02:14:39,580 --> 02:14:45,040 Now he's doing contract work for Sadler and Salazar out in rural Spain. 3165 02:14:45,040 --> 02:14:50,740 An absolutely unbelievable exponent of fear and terror. 3166 02:14:50,740 --> 02:14:53,940 The likes of which have never been seen before. 3167 02:14:53,940 --> 02:14:57,360 I actually played with him when I was a child. 3168 02:14:58,040 --> 02:14:59,500 I was on holiday in Spain. 3169 02:14:59,500 --> 02:14:59,880 I was on holiday in Spain. 3170 02:14:59,880 --> 02:15:03,760 We were on the beach down in Marbella. 3171 02:15:05,500 --> 02:15:07,220 And the pig-headed man. 3172 02:15:07,220 --> 02:15:08,460 He was a boy then. 3173 02:15:09,060 --> 02:15:12,160 But you could still see it even at that stage. 3174 02:15:12,720 --> 02:15:17,700 He was very developed and had a great sense of fear on him. 3175 02:15:17,960 --> 02:15:21,720 And you knew-you just knew he was gonna grow up to be an evil... 3176 02:15:21,720 --> 02:15:23,920 ...fucking pig. 3177 02:15:24,920 --> 02:15:26,820 And-and don't die. 3178 02:15:26,960 --> 02:15:28,800 Why are you dying, you fucking idiot? 3179 02:15:29,000 --> 02:15:29,760 Why are you dying? 3180 02:15:31,420 --> 02:15:33,420 It's because you're talking too much, man. 3181 02:15:33,880 --> 02:15:37,260 I fucking-I could have-I had it all in my grasp. 3182 02:15:37,340 --> 02:15:39,040 I was about to do a rap and everything. 3183 02:15:39,420 --> 02:15:41,420 Oh! 3184 02:15:48,360 --> 02:15:53,920 Thanks very much there Marie for the tip and I was here first on the seahorse. 3185 02:15:53,920 --> 02:16:02,220 Thank you very much and Andy the fork. I hope you're doing well. Andy the fork. I hope you're doing well. 3186 02:16:03,120 --> 02:16:05,120 Let's kill lots of baddies. 3187 02:16:07,620 --> 02:16:19,620 Thank you very much for the tip. Thank you very much for the tip. Let's f**k. Lots of baddies. 3188 02:16:21,220 --> 02:16:23,220 Right, here we go. We'll keep going. 3189 02:16:30,920 --> 02:16:32,920 Oh no, back again! 3190 02:16:32,920 --> 02:16:44,920 You know what? It doesn't really matter to me that much. Tell you why? Because I have the strategy down to a T now. I just execute two of the Ganados and then I wait in the same place. Letting off round, 3191 02:16:44,920 --> 02:17:00,920 round, after round, after round, after round, after round. And this time, beg your pardon, and this time, none of those shots are gonna miss. 14 shots. 3192 02:17:00,920 --> 02:17:18,920 I can almost smell the corpse. I can almost smell the corpse of the pig-headed beast, man. Fucking asshole. 3193 02:17:18,920 --> 02:17:47,900 hole. He should stay there. Wait for this guy just to come round with his tiki torch. Tim 3194 02:17:47,900 --> 02:17:57,680 Miller. How are you? This is for Tim Miller right here. See this? It's Miller time. It's Miller 3195 02:17:57,680 --> 02:18:17,880 Tim. Oh yeah, we need to put a herb in us as well. Right, here we go. Get ready for our 3196 02:18:17,880 --> 02:18:32,620 rumpus. Pop the scope on the toolbox. Get ready for some high quality shooting. Now, move, 3197 02:18:32,760 --> 02:18:39,540 please move over here, Ashley, please. Let's go. Just stay there, please. Please stay there. 3198 02:18:39,540 --> 02:18:54,040 A clone named Gibso. Thank you very much. A clone named Gibso. Nothing's been, no alarm has been 3199 02:18:54,040 --> 02:19:01,540 triggered. What's going on? It's not that bad actually. It's okay. He can get back up and 3200 02:19:01,540 --> 02:19:19,940 what we'll do is take our time over it. Nine bullies left. Camp zombie attacked me there 3201 02:19:19,940 --> 02:19:29,320 with his. Jordy Wadge. Thank you very much. Fucking hell. And Leroy Jenkins. Thank you very much. 3202 02:19:30,040 --> 02:19:35,820 Is there a... All right. Okay. Not good. Not good. Not good. Not good. Come on. 3203 02:19:36,820 --> 02:19:42,900 Okay. This was a bad situation. I was meant to fucking liquid it up. 3204 02:19:45,720 --> 02:19:49,580 No, this isn't the way it was meant to go. This is not the way it was meant to go. 3205 02:19:52,580 --> 02:19:53,080 No! 3206 02:19:55,580 --> 02:19:56,140 No! 3207 02:19:57,920 --> 02:19:59,600 Thank you very much, Milas. 3208 02:20:03,660 --> 02:20:04,260 No! 3209 02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:07,980 This isn't how it was meant to go! 3210 02:20:08,300 --> 02:20:10,640 That's not how it was meant to go! 3211 02:20:10,640 --> 02:20:12,640 Oh! 3212 02:20:12,640 --> 02:20:14,640 *Sigh* 3213 02:20:14,640 --> 02:20:16,640 *Sigh* 3214 02:20:16,640 --> 02:20:17,640 *Sigh* 3215 02:20:17,640 --> 02:20:18,640 *Sigh* 3216 02:20:18,640 --> 02:20:19,640 *Sigh* 3217 02:20:19,640 --> 02:20:20,640 *Sigh* 3218 02:20:20,640 --> 02:20:21,640 *Sigh* 3219 02:20:21,640 --> 02:20:22,640 *Sigh* 3220 02:20:22,640 --> 02:20:23,640 *Sigh* 3221 02:20:23,640 --> 02:20:31,640 Lord Sadler's probably laughing from his chair where he's watching the game. Up in the stadium stands the gantry. 3222 02:20:31,640 --> 02:20:40,640 Absolutely ludicrous bit of gameplay there. You don't know what you're doing mate. You really don't. 3223 02:20:40,640 --> 02:20:42,640 *Sigh* 3224 02:20:42,640 --> 02:20:44,640 *Sigh* 3225 02:20:49,640 --> 02:20:50,640 Give me some space. 3226 02:20:50,640 --> 02:20:52,640 Right, we'll just wait. 3227 02:20:52,640 --> 02:20:59,640 This is gonna happen. What I fucked up last time is that I didn't trigger the onslaught. I need them to come after me at pace. 3228 02:20:59,640 --> 02:21:02,640 And then I just pick them off. 3229 02:21:02,640 --> 02:21:04,640 One by one. 3230 02:21:05,640 --> 02:21:08,640 Ganado after Ganado. 3231 02:21:08,640 --> 02:21:09,640 All of them. 3232 02:21:09,640 --> 02:21:11,640 Coming into the fucking firing line. 3233 02:21:11,640 --> 02:21:13,640 Like idiots. 3234 02:21:13,640 --> 02:21:15,640 *Sigh* 3235 02:21:15,640 --> 02:21:17,640 *Sigh* 3236 02:21:17,640 --> 02:21:19,640 *Sigh* 3237 02:21:19,640 --> 02:21:21,640 Why is he fucking crouching down like that look. 3238 02:21:21,640 --> 02:21:25,640 *Sigh* 3239 02:21:25,640 --> 02:21:27,640 *Sigh* 3240 02:21:27,640 --> 02:21:29,640 *Sigh* 3241 02:21:29,640 --> 02:21:33,640 Gonna whack that high power scope onto the fucking gun. 3242 02:21:33,640 --> 02:21:35,640 *Sigh* 3243 02:21:35,640 --> 02:21:36,640 This guy. 3244 02:21:36,640 --> 02:21:37,640 Taking a shit. 3245 02:21:37,640 --> 02:21:43,640 *Sigh* 3246 02:21:43,640 --> 02:21:43,640 Here we go. 3247 02:21:43,640 --> 02:21:44,640 That's all we wanted. 3248 02:21:44,640 --> 02:21:46,240 wanted. That's lovely. 3249 02:21:46,460 --> 02:21:48,420 Oh, it's sensual. Make sure you 3250 02:21:48,420 --> 02:21:50,540 make sure you're watching. Make sure you're 3251 02:21:50,540 --> 02:21:52,320 watching. I'm missing nothing. 3252 02:21:52,520 --> 02:21:53,440 I've only missed one. 3253 02:21:54,240 --> 02:21:56,440 That's one. That's another one. Gosh, 3254 02:21:56,560 --> 02:21:58,040 they're all landed. They're all landed. 3255 02:21:59,900 --> 02:22:00,680 Oh, he's 3256 02:22:00,680 --> 02:22:02,460 dead. The fucking pig head is dead. Look. 3257 02:22:04,460 --> 02:22:05,640 Oh, they're all gone. 3258 02:22:06,420 --> 02:22:07,800 We've got two rounds left. 3259 02:22:09,000 --> 02:22:10,280 We're taking our time. 3260 02:22:10,280 --> 02:22:12,000 Oh, it's sensual stuff. 3261 02:22:12,560 --> 02:22:14,300 But we won't get carried away 3262 02:22:14,300 --> 02:22:16,340 of ourselves. Tupo, thank you very much. 3263 02:22:17,080 --> 02:22:18,560 Milas, thank you very much 3264 02:22:18,560 --> 02:22:20,400 for the tip. I'm really happy 3265 02:22:20,400 --> 02:22:22,420 that you've tuned in to see what's gonna happen 3266 02:22:22,420 --> 02:22:24,200 here. I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen. 3267 02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:26,480 Pure liquid gameplay. We need to move 3268 02:22:26,480 --> 02:22:28,380 fast because we've been fucking stuck here 3269 02:22:28,380 --> 02:22:29,420 for 20 minutes now. 3270 02:22:29,940 --> 02:22:32,000 And there's a girl with a fucking petrol bomb. 3271 02:22:32,540 --> 02:22:34,560 I say a girl. It's an old lady. 3272 02:22:36,360 --> 02:22:37,480 She's on fire, look. 3273 02:22:38,100 --> 02:22:39,440 Get a load of that woman. 3274 02:22:40,100 --> 02:22:41,320 She's not even on fire. 3275 02:22:43,960 --> 02:22:49,460 Can you save? 3276 02:22:51,000 --> 02:22:51,740 Ask Niall. 3277 02:22:52,140 --> 02:22:53,880 Don't need saves, my friend. 3278 02:22:54,700 --> 02:22:56,320 I don't need saves. 3279 02:22:56,380 --> 02:22:56,840 Not me. 3280 02:22:57,800 --> 02:22:59,280 I just get the job done. 3281 02:22:59,560 --> 02:22:59,720 Yeah? 3282 02:23:01,060 --> 02:23:02,300 Don't worry about saving. 3283 02:23:02,420 --> 02:23:03,300 Saving's for fucking 3284 02:23:03,300 --> 02:23:04,300 people who 3285 02:23:04,300 --> 02:23:05,480 who is scared. 3286 02:23:10,420 --> 02:23:10,860 Shit. 3287 02:23:12,200 --> 02:23:13,820 Why isn't he fucking saving her? 3288 02:23:14,160 --> 02:23:14,960 I'm pressing the button. 3289 02:23:15,100 --> 02:23:15,760 I'm pressing the stick. 3290 02:23:17,960 --> 02:23:19,720 There's no time for save, Niall. 3291 02:23:19,940 --> 02:23:21,740 When you're a professional speedrunner 3292 02:23:21,740 --> 02:23:24,040 and you're doing fucking the gods on us like me. 3293 02:23:25,460 --> 02:23:26,780 You don't need saves. 3294 02:23:26,920 --> 02:23:27,440 Typewriters. 3295 02:23:28,900 --> 02:23:29,720 Old hat. 3296 02:23:31,920 --> 02:23:33,260 Typewriters are for people 3297 02:23:33,260 --> 02:23:35,120 who are still living in the fucking 60s. 3298 02:23:36,280 --> 02:23:37,860 Or hipsters of today 3299 02:23:37,860 --> 02:23:39,740 who prefer to use an antiquated way 3300 02:23:39,740 --> 02:23:40,820 of writing documents. 3301 02:23:41,360 --> 02:23:42,480 I'm sure it goes on. 3302 02:23:43,280 --> 02:23:45,120 I'm sure it goes on someplace. 3303 02:23:46,960 --> 02:23:47,740 Not me. 3304 02:23:47,880 --> 02:23:48,360 Not here. 3305 02:23:48,480 --> 02:23:49,000 Not now. 3306 02:23:57,640 --> 02:23:58,820 Thank you very much there. 3307 02:23:58,880 --> 02:24:00,140 Viper dishing it out. 3308 02:24:00,900 --> 02:24:02,260 Very, very kind of you there. 3309 02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:05,380 What do you think of that, Tom? 3310 02:24:07,700 --> 02:24:08,140 Tom? 3311 02:24:10,140 --> 02:24:12,100 Excellent, excellent bit of gameplay 3312 02:24:12,100 --> 02:24:14,620 and lovely entertainment value as well. 3313 02:24:14,700 --> 02:24:16,440 You're really, really putting 3314 02:24:16,440 --> 02:24:19,740 your money where your mouth is at the moment. 3315 02:24:20,180 --> 02:24:21,740 And it's looking good. 3316 02:24:22,140 --> 02:24:23,600 It's really looking optimistic. 3317 02:24:23,880 --> 02:24:24,740 The map is updated 3318 02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:26,340 as we enter a new zone. 3319 02:24:26,680 --> 02:24:29,000 I remember there's a fucking bad, bad ombre 3320 02:24:29,000 --> 02:24:29,920 in this shed here 3321 02:24:29,920 --> 02:24:30,920 to the right, to the left. 3322 02:24:33,120 --> 02:24:34,640 To the left, to the left. 3323 02:24:35,840 --> 02:24:37,340 To the left, to the left. 3324 02:24:39,480 --> 02:24:40,020 Come on. 3325 02:24:43,780 --> 02:24:44,180 Oh! 3326 02:24:44,500 --> 02:24:45,660 Why did I walk to that? 3327 02:24:47,920 --> 02:24:49,980 You must not know what I cream. 3328 02:24:50,160 --> 02:24:52,000 You must not know what I cream. 3329 02:24:52,000 --> 02:24:56,760 Let me home and fucking slash you. 3330 02:24:57,660 --> 02:24:59,520 Should have struck the knife in you. 3331 02:25:00,580 --> 02:25:00,980 Fuck. 3332 02:25:03,980 --> 02:25:04,380 Beautiful. 3333 02:25:04,860 --> 02:25:05,840 I mean, I could have, 3334 02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:07,460 I could have finished him very easily 3335 02:25:07,460 --> 02:25:08,880 instead of wasting the shotgun shell, 3336 02:25:08,940 --> 02:25:10,020 but I didn't want to. 3337 02:25:10,840 --> 02:25:11,800 I think there's more entertainment 3338 02:25:11,800 --> 02:25:13,000 in the way I was doing it. 3339 02:25:13,000 --> 02:25:17,080 Definitely a lot more entertainment. 3340 02:25:17,460 --> 02:25:17,760 If... 3341 02:25:17,760 --> 02:25:19,720 Loose. 3342 02:25:20,000 --> 02:25:21,280 Let's just say it was a loose way 3343 02:25:21,280 --> 02:25:22,000 of playing the game. 3344 02:25:22,220 --> 02:25:23,380 And you probably pay for it 3345 02:25:23,380 --> 02:25:24,240 later down the line 3346 02:25:24,240 --> 02:25:25,600 when you need those. 3347 02:25:27,940 --> 02:25:29,240 Little rounds of ammunition. 3348 02:25:37,500 --> 02:25:38,100 Herbenstein. 3349 02:25:38,100 --> 02:25:44,600 Gameboy. 3350 02:25:48,380 --> 02:25:49,940 No, we're actually gonna come up 3351 02:25:49,940 --> 02:25:52,040 against the Chainsaw Sisters. 3352 02:25:52,240 --> 02:25:52,840 They're coming up. 3353 02:25:54,060 --> 02:25:54,580 Gameboy. 3354 02:26:00,260 --> 02:26:01,360 Sure is quiet. 3355 02:26:03,000 --> 02:26:04,480 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 3356 02:26:04,560 --> 02:26:05,440 Chainsaw Sisters. 3357 02:26:05,640 --> 02:26:06,860 Chainsaw fucking massacre 3358 02:26:06,860 --> 02:26:08,180 is coming up here. 3359 02:26:15,020 --> 02:26:16,080 Viper Classics. 3360 02:26:16,460 --> 02:26:17,540 Thank you very much. 3361 02:26:20,820 --> 02:26:22,100 I was done and dusted 3362 02:26:22,100 --> 02:26:23,460 in no time whatsoever. 3363 02:26:23,780 --> 02:26:24,500 Very clinical. 3364 02:26:24,940 --> 02:26:25,760 Very fast. 3365 02:26:29,760 --> 02:26:30,720 Very economical. 3366 02:26:31,120 --> 02:26:31,980 Missed one of them, though. 3367 02:26:31,980 --> 02:26:42,980 Pile the herbs into the pocket. 3368 02:26:43,780 --> 02:26:45,120 Turn around at pace. 3369 02:26:45,380 --> 02:26:46,580 Get another one over here. 3370 02:26:46,700 --> 02:26:47,260 Another box. 3371 02:26:47,640 --> 02:26:48,900 And then into the gap 3372 02:26:48,900 --> 02:26:49,700 across the way. 3373 02:26:50,080 --> 02:26:50,740 And downstairs, 3374 02:26:50,960 --> 02:26:51,640 where we meet 3375 02:26:51,640 --> 02:26:52,680 fucking Chainsaw 3376 02:26:52,680 --> 02:26:54,020 Sisters 3377 02:26:54,020 --> 02:26:56,380 one and two. 3378 02:26:57,960 --> 02:26:59,040 It'll be easy enough 3379 02:26:59,040 --> 02:27:00,080 to take these guys down. 3380 02:27:00,240 --> 02:27:00,400 I mean, 3381 02:27:00,460 --> 02:27:02,180 I wonder 3382 02:27:02,180 --> 02:27:02,860 if I could actually 3383 02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:03,880 just hide in there 3384 02:27:03,880 --> 02:27:04,800 while I'm doing 3385 02:27:04,800 --> 02:27:06,400 the business downstairs. 3386 02:27:13,760 --> 02:27:15,100 Get that lovely, 3387 02:27:15,360 --> 02:27:16,680 elegant headdress there. 3388 02:27:19,060 --> 02:27:21,420 It's a real gorgeous piece of jewelry 3389 02:27:21,420 --> 02:27:22,520 which can be sold 3390 02:27:22,520 --> 02:27:24,100 at a nice price. 3391 02:27:29,220 --> 02:27:29,740 Now, 3392 02:27:30,220 --> 02:27:31,000 stick her in there. 3393 02:27:31,500 --> 02:27:31,800 Go on. 3394 02:27:32,800 --> 02:27:33,320 What? 3395 02:27:33,740 --> 02:27:34,380 In there. 3396 02:27:35,000 --> 02:27:35,480 Okay. 3397 02:27:36,080 --> 02:27:36,760 Brown mist. 3398 02:27:37,040 --> 02:27:38,180 Thank you very much there. 3399 02:27:38,660 --> 02:27:39,520 Viber Classics. 3400 02:27:39,620 --> 02:27:40,320 Midnight Screamer 3401 02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:41,300 Speedrun Deluxe. 3402 02:27:41,460 --> 02:27:42,160 Over the moon 3403 02:27:42,160 --> 02:27:42,820 to hear the streams 3404 02:27:42,820 --> 02:27:43,220 are being 3405 02:27:43,220 --> 02:27:44,240 belt out at pace. 3406 02:27:44,680 --> 02:27:45,280 Well, look. 3407 02:27:45,820 --> 02:27:46,660 They're not really 3408 02:27:46,660 --> 02:27:47,200 being belt out, 3409 02:27:47,280 --> 02:27:48,400 but they are so far. 3410 02:27:48,820 --> 02:27:49,500 Let's just keep 3411 02:27:49,500 --> 02:27:50,020 the fucking 3412 02:27:50,020 --> 02:27:51,540 show on the road. 3413 02:27:53,920 --> 02:27:55,400 I'm just happy 3414 02:27:55,400 --> 02:27:55,980 that the brightness 3415 02:27:55,980 --> 02:27:56,880 is enough for me 3416 02:27:56,880 --> 02:27:57,420 to go, 3417 02:27:57,520 --> 02:27:57,680 yeah, 3418 02:27:57,740 --> 02:27:58,600 I want to see the next bit 3419 02:27:58,600 --> 02:27:59,180 and the next bit 3420 02:27:59,180 --> 02:27:59,760 and the next bit. 3421 02:28:00,180 --> 02:28:00,880 The biggest fear 3422 02:28:00,880 --> 02:28:01,600 was that the game 3423 02:28:01,600 --> 02:28:02,540 wasn't going to be enjoyable. 3424 02:28:02,540 --> 02:28:04,860 even though I did enjoy it 3425 02:28:04,860 --> 02:28:06,600 the first time around, 3426 02:28:06,700 --> 02:28:07,260 but on stream, 3427 02:28:07,380 --> 02:28:08,260 different kettle of fish, 3428 02:28:08,360 --> 02:28:09,260 but I'm fucking thinking 3429 02:28:09,260 --> 02:28:10,060 it's even better 3430 02:28:10,060 --> 02:28:10,520 this play 3431 02:28:10,520 --> 02:28:11,620 than it was the first time. 3432 02:28:12,400 --> 02:28:12,760 Now, 3433 02:28:12,860 --> 02:28:13,840 what have we got going on? 3434 02:28:13,940 --> 02:28:14,360 Let's see. 3435 02:28:14,480 --> 02:28:15,800 We need to herb ourselves up. 3436 02:28:16,780 --> 02:28:17,540 Mix a few of these 3437 02:28:17,540 --> 02:28:18,500 medicine herbs up. 3438 02:28:19,680 --> 02:28:20,440 Green and yellow. 3439 02:28:21,720 --> 02:28:22,560 And another green 3440 02:28:22,560 --> 02:28:23,040 and a green. 3441 02:28:25,220 --> 02:28:25,920 Oh, man. 3442 02:28:25,960 --> 02:28:26,800 This is going to be tough. 3443 02:28:27,180 --> 02:28:28,440 Grenades could have been done with. 3444 02:28:29,360 --> 02:28:30,840 The herbs with a grenade spray 3445 02:28:30,840 --> 02:28:31,640 with a... 3446 02:28:31,640 --> 02:28:32,960 if we need spray, 3447 02:28:33,060 --> 02:28:33,960 we've got a craft. 3448 02:28:34,040 --> 02:28:35,880 We can craft some shotgun shells. 3449 02:28:36,300 --> 02:28:37,120 Definitely what we need. 3450 02:28:37,200 --> 02:28:38,420 Ken Shamrock, 3451 02:28:38,500 --> 02:28:39,280 thank you very much, 3452 02:28:39,320 --> 02:28:40,020 or Shamhock. 3453 02:28:40,900 --> 02:28:41,820 Thank you very much. 3454 02:28:43,640 --> 02:28:43,920 Yeah. 3455 02:28:56,220 --> 02:28:58,000 blow state needs to be reached. 3456 02:28:58,000 --> 02:29:01,920 So we'll grenade them, 3457 02:29:02,320 --> 02:29:03,160 grenade a wang, 3458 02:29:03,820 --> 02:29:04,380 and then 3459 02:29:04,380 --> 02:29:05,940 into them with the shotgun. 3460 02:29:08,320 --> 02:29:09,840 It's going to be a fucking tough one, 3461 02:29:09,880 --> 02:29:10,340 to be honest. 3462 02:29:10,580 --> 02:29:12,140 The onslaught of zombies, 3463 02:29:12,220 --> 02:29:12,380 then, 3464 02:29:12,440 --> 02:29:13,300 the other side of the room. 3465 02:29:17,200 --> 02:29:18,000 Could be a few goes. 3466 02:29:18,040 --> 02:29:18,360 Let's go. 3467 02:29:18,360 --> 02:29:39,680 with the chainsaw sisters. 3468 02:29:39,680 --> 02:29:44,820 Beautiful bit of business. 3469 02:29:45,560 --> 02:29:53,540 Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba, Bumba. 3470 02:29:53,540 --> 02:29:53,960 Pause. 3471 02:29:55,500 --> 02:30:00,060 No, no, no. 3472 02:30:09,100 --> 02:30:09,700 Wow. 3473 02:30:09,700 --> 02:30:11,700 No. 3474 02:30:24,200 --> 02:30:24,700 Fuck. 3475 02:30:24,700 --> 02:30:26,700 Fuck. 3476 02:30:50,700 --> 02:30:53,820 Really wasting the fucking ammunition, but fuck it. 3477 02:30:53,820 --> 02:30:54,820 Fuck. 3478 02:30:54,820 --> 02:30:55,820 Fuck. 3479 02:30:55,820 --> 02:31:00,820 Where the fuck did he come out of? 3480 02:31:00,820 --> 02:31:06,820 Oh, God. 3481 02:31:06,820 --> 02:31:08,820 Good luck. 3482 02:31:08,820 --> 02:31:19,820 Oh, God. 3483 02:31:19,820 --> 02:31:21,820 Good luck. 3484 02:31:21,820 --> 02:31:51,800 I'm good. 3485 02:31:51,800 --> 02:31:59,020 Absolutely enthralling. I've not seen entertainment that good since ever, to be honest. 3486 02:31:59,180 --> 02:32:01,620 And I've seen a lot of good entertainment over the years. 3487 02:32:02,880 --> 02:32:03,640 Like what? 3488 02:32:05,200 --> 02:32:09,740 X Factor, Series 7, Episode 8. 3489 02:32:10,560 --> 02:32:14,120 The man with the spoons and the dog that could do the dishes. 3490 02:32:16,920 --> 02:32:18,300 I've seen it. It was rubbish. 3491 02:32:19,260 --> 02:32:20,460 What else have you seen? 3492 02:32:21,780 --> 02:32:23,380 Strictly come wanking. 3493 02:32:25,740 --> 02:32:30,040 Series 4, Episode 9. 3494 02:32:32,460 --> 02:32:34,080 What happened to this? 3495 02:32:35,800 --> 02:32:38,260 I'll leave it to your imagination, mate. 3496 02:32:39,080 --> 02:32:39,760 Vote Labour. 3497 02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:49,420 The inputs are getting fucking even more bizarre from Barry Neville as the fucking game goes on, I feel. 3498 02:32:50,420 --> 02:32:52,480 Yeah, I'm not sure we should have him on anymore. 3499 02:32:52,700 --> 02:32:58,040 I think he's just become a conduit for labour, but he's not even their best exponent, to be honest. 3500 02:32:59,040 --> 02:33:02,040 And as for the entertainment selection he was referencing there. 3501 02:33:02,620 --> 02:33:06,460 Completely and utterly bollocks, because I've never seen any of those shows. 3502 02:33:10,460 --> 02:33:12,720 You have to have seen Strictly, no? 3503 02:33:15,520 --> 02:33:18,240 It's not else about it. It's not my cup of tea. 3504 02:33:18,240 --> 02:33:25,820 I think, though, they should actually make a fucking series like a reality show about buses or bussing. 3505 02:33:25,940 --> 02:33:28,380 Or even like a talent, a bus talent show, maybe. 3506 02:33:29,160 --> 02:33:32,740 Where people on the bus, who are getting on the bus, do talents. 3507 02:33:33,760 --> 02:33:39,260 And then, if they've got a decent enough talent, they can get the fare free or reduced, you know what I mean? 3508 02:33:40,720 --> 02:33:42,000 I wouldn't watch it, Tom. 3509 02:33:42,520 --> 02:33:42,980 Not even... 3510 02:33:42,980 --> 02:33:46,480 And even if you paid me to watch that, I wouldn't watch it. 3511 02:33:48,100 --> 02:33:49,120 I know, but there's... 3512 02:33:49,120 --> 02:33:51,600 Not everyone is in your demographic, like, you know. 3513 02:33:52,240 --> 02:33:55,840 There's people who love that hot, shit-hot bus content. 3514 02:33:56,980 --> 02:33:59,620 You know, and that's sadly lacking in the world at these... 3515 02:33:59,620 --> 02:34:01,780 These tried and tasted times, you know? 3516 02:34:05,040 --> 02:34:07,100 I think we've got everything there, anyway. 3517 02:34:09,840 --> 02:34:12,540 Toaster Simulator, thanks very much for the tip. 3518 02:34:12,640 --> 02:34:15,520 Ken Shamrock, thank you very much. 3519 02:34:17,420 --> 02:34:20,000 And Brown Mist, thank you very much as well. 3520 02:34:20,740 --> 02:34:21,880 So, what do we have here? 3521 02:34:21,920 --> 02:34:23,320 Do we have a key for this place? 3522 02:34:23,400 --> 02:34:24,180 Or do we have a crank? 3523 02:34:27,580 --> 02:34:28,560 Or you have to hold it down. 3524 02:34:31,400 --> 02:34:32,500 Come bus with me. 3525 02:34:35,640 --> 02:34:36,720 Temptation bus ride. 3526 02:34:36,720 --> 02:34:38,740 That's meant to be a compliment. 3527 02:34:56,020 --> 02:34:56,420 Mm-hmm. 3528 02:34:57,520 --> 02:34:58,900 Yeah, it's so much pace going on. 3529 02:34:58,900 --> 02:35:02,140 Sorry, I just actually got a bit fucking blinded by the amount of pace then. 3530 02:35:02,400 --> 02:35:04,480 See the way I took out the chainsaw, Sisterism? 3531 02:35:05,320 --> 02:35:06,760 Did they drop anything? 3532 02:35:06,900 --> 02:35:08,720 I think I picked something up. 3533 02:35:08,760 --> 02:35:09,700 They dropped the crank, did they? 3534 02:35:11,380 --> 02:35:11,780 Yeah. 3535 02:35:11,900 --> 02:35:12,560 I mean, it's just... 3536 02:35:13,900 --> 02:35:14,940 It's sensual. 3537 02:35:14,940 --> 02:35:19,400 You did a good job, alright. 3538 02:35:19,520 --> 02:35:22,360 Well, I have to say, you wasted a hell of a lot of ammunition. 3539 02:35:23,080 --> 02:35:27,000 And you could have approached the situation with a little bit more grace and dexterity. 3540 02:35:27,500 --> 02:35:32,380 You would have eventually been able to vanquish your enemies using minimal brute force and ignorance. 3541 02:35:32,860 --> 02:35:34,720 But you opted for the brute force and ignorance. 3542 02:35:35,440 --> 02:35:37,960 And you'll be paying the price down the line, as I said before. 3543 02:35:39,320 --> 02:35:40,800 We've got to live in the moment, Tom. 3544 02:35:40,860 --> 02:35:42,600 It's not all about the future or the past. 3545 02:35:44,100 --> 02:35:47,920 I was getting deep into the old fucking existential bullshit there yesterday. 3546 02:35:48,220 --> 02:35:50,920 And, you know, it's not good for you eventually. 3547 02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:54,720 If you spend too long in that realm, you could be fucked. 3548 02:35:55,180 --> 02:35:57,560 There's a situation now with Sadler, I believe. 3549 02:35:57,720 --> 02:35:58,980 We need to run like fuck. 3550 02:36:07,320 --> 02:36:08,020 Uh-oh. 3551 02:36:10,420 --> 02:36:12,220 We've already fucked it up there now. 3552 02:36:16,360 --> 02:36:17,460 NES is after you. 3553 02:36:18,280 --> 02:36:18,540 Uh-oh. 3554 02:36:19,480 --> 02:36:19,960 There we go. 3555 02:36:20,400 --> 02:36:20,720 Come on. 3556 02:36:26,020 --> 02:36:26,900 Fuck you, Em. 3557 02:36:26,900 --> 02:36:40,560 Shit, come on. 3558 02:36:40,560 --> 02:36:40,560 Shit, come on. 3559 02:36:44,420 --> 02:36:45,280 As he got her. 3560 02:36:47,020 --> 02:36:47,460 Come on. 3561 02:36:47,460 --> 02:36:47,520 Come on. 3562 02:36:51,940 --> 02:36:53,120 This way. 3563 02:36:54,880 --> 02:36:59,220 There's a way of doing that without fucking wasting a load of ammunition. 3564 02:36:59,740 --> 02:37:01,740 Obviously, I haven't done that, but who cares? 3565 02:37:01,980 --> 02:37:02,300 Peace. 3566 02:37:03,680 --> 02:37:05,820 Really plowing through the game at the moment. 3567 02:37:07,640 --> 02:37:08,800 It's too loud as well. 3568 02:37:09,020 --> 02:37:10,760 The volume is too loud, I believe. 3569 02:37:11,400 --> 02:37:14,100 And Milas, thanks so much for the tip, Milas. 3570 02:37:14,440 --> 02:37:15,780 It's great to have you, Milas. 3571 02:37:15,780 --> 02:37:16,840 Thanks very much. 3572 02:37:17,080 --> 02:37:17,560 Close one. 3573 02:37:20,600 --> 02:37:22,160 Thank you very much, sir, Milas. 3574 02:37:24,160 --> 02:37:24,920 Very kind, yeah. 3575 02:37:28,920 --> 02:37:33,680 Lovely bit of skill, technique, and dexterity from Leon. 3576 02:37:33,920 --> 02:37:37,140 Didn't think he had it in him, to be honest with you, going forward. 3577 02:37:37,260 --> 02:37:42,480 But as it stands today, from where I'm sitting now, right here, in the position I'm in, and my field outstanding, 3578 02:37:43,220 --> 02:37:49,500 what I'm looking at is something quite unique, quite amazing, quite unbelievable. 3579 02:37:50,040 --> 02:37:51,040 I'll do my job. 3580 02:37:51,240 --> 02:37:53,980 And I can't wait to see what you've got ahead of you now. 3581 02:38:00,700 --> 02:38:06,560 If there was a way of just buying loads of ammo from the, uh, the bucking over here, the merchant, 3582 02:38:06,720 --> 02:38:07,700 that will really help. 3583 02:38:07,820 --> 02:38:08,360 But you can't. 3584 02:38:10,360 --> 02:38:11,840 Can we sell him some shit? 3585 02:38:16,880 --> 02:38:17,640 What do we need? 3586 02:38:17,720 --> 02:38:19,040 What do, what don't we need? 3587 02:38:19,160 --> 02:38:19,920 What don't we need? 3588 02:38:20,040 --> 02:38:21,940 I think I sold him the golden egg before. 3589 02:38:22,280 --> 02:38:23,480 That was a mistake. 3590 02:38:33,020 --> 02:38:33,660 Get into it. 3591 02:38:33,680 --> 02:38:40,320 Well, we're just, uh, we're going to Tormi wave just while I'm doing the fucking, uh, putting jewels into the thing. 3592 02:38:41,440 --> 02:38:42,600 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3593 02:38:44,160 --> 02:38:45,380 I'm going to chill out Tormi. 3594 02:38:45,380 --> 02:38:47,000 I wouldn't come out here in a fit, otherwise. 3595 02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,620 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3596 02:38:51,760 --> 02:38:52,280 No point. 3597 02:38:52,340 --> 02:38:52,820 It's out of the net. 3598 02:38:52,820 --> 02:38:53,980 I know you're a good bloke yourself. 3599 02:38:55,120 --> 02:38:56,300 Good bloke yourself. 3600 02:38:57,080 --> 02:38:57,640 You're guilty. 3601 02:38:58,920 --> 02:38:59,700 As charged. 3602 02:39:00,120 --> 02:39:00,740 As charged. 3603 02:39:01,060 --> 02:39:01,600 You're guilty. 3604 02:39:02,880 --> 02:39:04,360 The hangman judge a jury. 3605 02:39:05,320 --> 02:39:05,800 Dopers. 3606 02:39:05,800 --> 02:39:06,160 Guilty. 3607 02:39:06,360 --> 02:39:06,800 Dopers. 3608 02:39:06,900 --> 02:39:07,160 Guilty. 3609 02:39:07,340 --> 02:39:07,780 Dopers. 3610 02:39:07,860 --> 02:39:08,260 Dopers. 3611 02:39:08,360 --> 02:39:08,780 Dopers. 3612 02:39:08,900 --> 02:39:09,180 Guilty. 3613 02:39:09,420 --> 02:39:10,300 Marijuana smokers. 3614 02:39:11,320 --> 02:39:12,300 Marijuana smokers. 3615 02:39:12,500 --> 02:39:13,200 Anguish kind of. 3616 02:39:13,260 --> 02:39:13,880 Thank you very much. 3617 02:39:14,440 --> 02:39:16,540 Boss fight coming up with fucking Sadler. 3618 02:39:16,860 --> 02:39:17,860 Everybody here taking amphetamines. 3619 02:39:18,900 --> 02:39:20,720 The best of my knowledge anyway at the moment. 3620 02:39:21,040 --> 02:39:21,600 Great men. 3621 02:39:22,040 --> 02:39:22,360 Of Irish. 3622 02:39:22,360 --> 02:39:22,720 Dopers. 3623 02:39:22,880 --> 02:39:23,600 Great men. 3624 02:39:24,140 --> 02:39:24,980 Marijuana smokers. 3625 02:39:25,040 --> 02:39:26,040 Question for Gary Devil. 3626 02:39:26,120 --> 02:39:27,000 Thank you very much. 3627 02:39:27,160 --> 02:39:28,280 15 amphetamines. 3628 02:39:29,300 --> 02:39:33,560 Does Gary believe that United will make the top four this season? 3629 02:39:34,100 --> 02:39:34,580 Do that. 3630 02:39:34,720 --> 02:39:35,680 I'll ask him in a minute. 3631 02:39:35,820 --> 02:39:39,720 Let me just see if we can trade and get something nice off this fucker first. 3632 02:39:39,720 --> 02:39:43,140 The only reason I'm out here tonight is because of what they're doing to this movie. 3633 02:39:43,140 --> 02:39:43,900 They're going to get crevated. 3634 02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:47,080 I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise. 3635 02:39:48,660 --> 02:39:49,440 Ruby's alright. 3636 02:39:49,440 --> 02:39:50,620 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3637 02:39:53,120 --> 02:39:55,000 I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise. 3638 02:39:55,560 --> 02:39:56,600 Oh chicken egg. 3639 02:39:57,440 --> 02:39:57,900 Sell that. 3640 02:39:58,160 --> 02:39:58,760 Sell all that. 3641 02:39:58,880 --> 02:39:59,480 Keep all that. 3642 02:40:01,140 --> 02:40:03,100 I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise. 3643 02:40:03,100 --> 02:40:06,600 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3644 02:40:07,280 --> 02:40:08,060 That's the first thing. 3645 02:40:08,140 --> 02:40:08,880 That's very relevant. 3646 02:40:09,360 --> 02:40:11,100 I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise. 3647 02:40:11,780 --> 02:40:12,580 Worth it down. 3648 02:40:13,320 --> 02:40:14,640 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3649 02:40:15,640 --> 02:40:19,140 That you couldn't inject Epo into yourself in 1987. 3650 02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:21,760 Because it wasn't available in 1987. 3651 02:40:21,760 --> 02:40:22,380 As charged. 3652 02:40:22,480 --> 02:40:23,380 Caught as charged. 3653 02:40:23,380 --> 02:40:24,480 Ticket amphetamine as charged. 3654 02:40:24,480 --> 02:40:25,620 I'm only two. 3655 02:40:25,700 --> 02:40:27,560 Only two jewels. 3656 02:40:28,340 --> 02:40:31,480 Only two pink jewels off of the Redscope site. 3657 02:40:31,480 --> 02:40:41,100 So we've got to fight now with Saddler. 3658 02:40:53,660 --> 02:40:54,020 Hmm. 3659 02:40:59,740 --> 02:41:01,520 I could do with shotgun shells you know. 3660 02:41:12,640 --> 02:41:14,800 We're going into a hard scenario here. 3661 02:41:15,160 --> 02:41:18,420 Does Gary believe that United will make the top four this season? 3662 02:41:18,600 --> 02:41:18,880 Gary. 3663 02:41:19,740 --> 02:41:20,980 I wouldn't come out here in a fit. 3664 02:41:21,420 --> 02:41:23,780 That's not the right thing Gary. 3665 02:41:24,620 --> 02:41:25,060 Gary. 3666 02:41:27,740 --> 02:41:30,000 Don't know what you're doing there playing those tunes. 3667 02:41:30,180 --> 02:41:31,820 But thanks very much for the tip there. 3668 02:41:31,860 --> 02:41:32,840 Ice cream Wednesday. 3669 02:41:33,780 --> 02:41:35,900 Do I believe United will make the top four? 3670 02:41:36,060 --> 02:41:37,160 It's looking tight. 3671 02:41:37,280 --> 02:41:37,820 To be honest. 3672 02:41:37,920 --> 02:41:39,040 I'm not particularly too sure. 3673 02:41:39,140 --> 02:41:40,900 But what I do know and what I can say. 3674 02:41:41,400 --> 02:41:43,180 Is that beginning today. 3675 02:41:43,260 --> 02:41:43,980 Adam Sandler. 3676 02:41:44,060 --> 02:41:44,780 Thanks for the tip. 3677 02:41:44,980 --> 02:41:50,500 I actually didn't think you were going to make it to Saddler's gaff before five hours. 3678 02:41:50,640 --> 02:41:51,260 And do you know what? 3679 02:41:51,300 --> 02:41:51,820 You haven't. 3680 02:41:51,880 --> 02:41:52,660 It's 5.13. 3681 02:41:54,520 --> 02:41:54,840 Look. 3682 02:41:55,800 --> 02:41:57,540 It's hit and miss at the moment. 3683 02:41:58,020 --> 02:42:01,980 Whether or not you're going to be able to take Saddler down is one thing. 3684 02:42:02,100 --> 02:42:04,840 Whether or not you've got to take Salazar down is another. 3685 02:42:05,000 --> 02:42:07,620 We know the amount of money he's put into this team with Ganados. 3686 02:42:07,960 --> 02:42:15,740 And we know what he's given the manager, Saddler, a lot of leeway with transfers and with players and Ganados as well. 3687 02:42:16,180 --> 02:42:23,560 I just, I don't think, I don't think you're going to come away with something after this match up here. 3688 02:42:23,680 --> 02:42:25,260 I think it's going to take a few goes. 3689 02:42:25,660 --> 02:42:30,960 And then I think you're going to have to really scrimp and save to get back at Saddler. 3690 02:42:38,640 --> 02:42:40,220 Thanks very much there, Captain Sack. 3691 02:42:40,560 --> 02:42:41,960 Yeah, it's going to be a fucking tough one. 3692 02:42:42,420 --> 02:42:43,640 It's going to be a fucking tough one. 3693 02:42:46,220 --> 02:42:47,740 And I think I can do it. 3694 02:42:48,420 --> 02:42:49,740 But we're on chapter six. 3695 02:42:50,040 --> 02:42:52,220 After we kill this fucker, it'll be chapter seven. 3696 02:42:52,340 --> 02:42:55,760 And we'll be at chapter seven by five and a half hours. 3697 02:42:56,720 --> 02:42:58,440 Pending the result of this. 3698 02:42:59,440 --> 02:43:02,280 I wonder if you keep on, if I kill him, right? 3699 02:43:02,380 --> 02:43:05,080 If he keeps killing me and then I have to reload and start again. 3700 02:43:05,380 --> 02:43:07,560 Does the clock keep that? 3701 02:43:07,980 --> 02:43:09,500 Or does it, the clock reset? 3702 02:43:09,840 --> 02:43:12,180 Do you know, it's five hours and 13 here now. 3703 02:43:13,460 --> 02:43:16,220 See, I go into the battle and I'm battling him for two or three minutes. 3704 02:43:16,600 --> 02:43:17,620 Then he kills me. 3705 02:43:17,900 --> 02:43:18,480 It goes back. 3706 02:43:18,620 --> 02:43:20,040 Will it be 513 again? 3707 02:43:20,200 --> 02:43:22,740 Or will it have counted the time that I faced him? 3708 02:43:24,280 --> 02:43:25,160 Clock keeps that. 3709 02:43:25,280 --> 02:43:27,020 Only resets if you quit to the main menu. 3710 02:43:27,020 --> 02:43:27,280 Okay. 3711 02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:27,900 Okay. 3712 02:43:28,000 --> 02:43:28,260 Okay. 3713 02:43:28,840 --> 02:43:30,200 Flood is in the fucking chat. 3714 02:43:33,600 --> 02:43:34,120 Yeah. 3715 02:43:34,880 --> 02:43:35,400 Yeah. 3716 02:43:36,000 --> 02:43:36,520 Yeah. 3717 02:43:36,920 --> 02:43:37,440 Yeah. 3718 02:43:37,840 --> 02:43:38,060 Yeah. 3719 02:43:38,220 --> 02:43:38,340 Yeah. 3720 02:43:38,500 --> 02:43:38,760 Okay. 3721 02:43:42,000 --> 02:43:50,020 So just keep the head down, the shoulders out wide, the chest out, and keep your fucking, 3722 02:43:50,200 --> 02:43:52,260 your guns cocked, ready to blow. 3723 02:43:53,000 --> 02:43:54,480 Because this ain't going to be easy. 3724 02:43:54,480 --> 02:43:55,720 But best luck with it anyway. 3725 02:43:57,760 --> 02:43:58,480 Thanks, Tom. 3726 02:43:59,200 --> 02:44:00,540 That's the best we've got here. 3727 02:44:00,640 --> 02:44:04,200 I'm just going to have to go for the win here with these guys, what I've got on me. 3728 02:44:05,240 --> 02:44:06,120 Three shotgun shells. 3729 02:44:06,220 --> 02:44:09,080 Hopefully we can rustle something up out of the woodwork when we get in there. 3730 02:44:12,520 --> 02:44:21,880 Here we go. It's all on. Question for Fontaine, thank you very much. We'll get to you in a moment when we've vanquished these utter scumbags. 3731 02:44:30,160 --> 02:44:31,760 Captain Sack, thank you very much. 3732 02:44:31,760 --> 02:44:58,760 Captain Sack, thank you very much. It's gonna get nasty. 3733 02:44:58,760 --> 02:45:28,740 Captain Sack, thank you very much. That was not what I was anticipating on happening. I thought, I'm just gonna get rid of the fucking shotgun. 3734 02:45:28,740 --> 02:45:36,740 The shotgun shells straight away from the crack. Now, not great. A lot of dodging and ducking and diving needs to be done here. And parrying. 3735 02:45:40,740 --> 02:45:52,740 Could really have had the shotgun for that. Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time. 3736 02:45:52,740 --> 02:46:02,740 Could really have had the shotgun for that. Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time. 3737 02:46:04,740 --> 02:46:16,740 Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time. 3738 02:46:16,740 --> 02:46:28,740 Could have saved the shotgun for that. We'll know for next time. We'll know for next time. 3739 02:46:28,740 --> 02:46:38,740 We've got a bit of gunpowder. We can craft a few shotgun shells. We need a couple more gunpowder. We'll find that. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3740 02:46:38,740 --> 02:46:50,740 Could have saved the shotgun. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3741 02:46:50,740 --> 02:46:52,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3742 02:46:52,740 --> 02:46:54,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3743 02:46:54,740 --> 02:46:56,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3744 02:46:56,740 --> 02:46:58,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3745 02:46:58,740 --> 02:47:00,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3746 02:47:00,740 --> 02:47:02,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3747 02:47:02,740 --> 02:47:04,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3748 02:47:04,740 --> 02:47:06,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3749 02:47:06,740 --> 02:47:08,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3750 02:47:08,740 --> 02:47:10,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3751 02:47:10,740 --> 02:47:12,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3752 02:47:12,740 --> 02:47:14,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3753 02:47:14,740 --> 02:47:16,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3754 02:47:16,740 --> 02:47:18,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3755 02:47:18,740 --> 02:47:20,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3756 02:47:20,740 --> 02:47:22,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3757 02:47:22,740 --> 02:47:24,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3758 02:47:24,740 --> 02:47:26,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3759 02:47:26,740 --> 02:47:28,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3760 02:47:28,740 --> 02:47:29,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3761 02:47:29,740 --> 02:47:30,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3762 02:47:30,740 --> 02:47:31,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3763 02:47:31,740 --> 02:47:32,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3764 02:47:32,740 --> 02:47:33,740 Could have saved the shotgun shells. We'll find some of that in a minute. 3765 02:47:33,740 --> 02:47:37,660 There we go. 3766 02:47:37,660 --> 02:47:50,680 He's... hey, he's half the man he used to be. 3767 02:47:50,680 --> 02:47:52,800 Nintendo Game Boy! 3768 02:47:52,800 --> 02:47:54,020 Nintendo's Game Boy. 3769 02:47:54,020 --> 02:48:11,900 Nintendo Game Boy: I guess your tap dancing days are over. 3770 02:48:11,900 --> 02:48:16,700 Oh yeah, should have got out the way of those fire logs now. 3771 02:48:16,700 --> 02:48:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Oh fuck. He's doing well the cunt. He's fucking doing well the bollocks. 3772 02:48:39,700 --> 02:49:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Oh no. So how am I going to kill the cunt now if I have no rifle rounds? 3773 02:49:03,700 --> 02:49:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Paddy Cosgrave, thanks very much there. I hope you're doing well. I'd say I just used the broken butterfly maybe, is it? 3774 02:49:10,700 --> 02:49:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Question for Fontaine: "Do you ever crack the big case in LA?" 3775 02:49:14,700 --> 02:49:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I don't know. I'm not Fontaine. I'll have to ask him. Is he even called Fontaine? 3776 02:49:18,700 --> 02:49:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Paddy Cosgrave, thanks very much. He said: "I've got WhatsApp screenshots of Leo the Lion doing... doing... 3777 02:49:25,700 --> 02:49:31,700 *Bleep* of crushed up *Bleep* at Connor Williams epic gaff party the last week. 3778 02:49:31,700 --> 02:49:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'll release once you beat this boss up and do a rap." 3779 02:49:34,700 --> 02:49:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm sorry I forgot to do a rap there to... 3780 02:49:36,700 --> 02:49:43,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Somebody was asking. Somebody sent in a lovely, beautiful, gorgeous tip there about half an hour ago. 3781 02:49:43,700 --> 02:49:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I shite it on about saying doing a rap. Didn't work out for me. Didn't work out for me. 3782 02:49:48,700 --> 02:49:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And now I'm not well. I'm out of sorts. 3783 02:49:54,700 --> 02:50:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Right, I'm gonna just fuckin' amalgamate some of that into shotgun... 3784 02:50:00,700 --> 02:50:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Maybe I'll amalgamate some of that into the uh... 3785 02:50:05,700 --> 02:50:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Dilemma here now. Do I make rifle rounds or do I make shotgun shells? 3786 02:50:13,700 --> 02:50:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'd say I could finish this guy. This is a bit of a bold statement. I think I can finish him. 3787 02:50:17,700 --> 02:50:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: With the Red Nine. 3788 02:50:21,700 --> 02:50:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: That is a total and absolute lie. 3789 02:50:23,700 --> 02:50:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I think I'm gonna finish this cunt. 3790 02:50:28,700 --> 02:50:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: With the Red Nine. 3791 02:50:31,700 --> 02:50:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Don't you have a life! 3792 02:50:32,700 --> 02:50:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Uh... Or will I? 3793 02:50:39,700 --> 02:50:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I pussy out of that and just fuckin' use the rifle or will I go for it? 3794 02:50:44,700 --> 02:50:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine. 3795 02:50:46,700 --> 02:50:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine. 3796 02:50:47,700 --> 02:50:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We're here for a good time, not a long time. 3797 02:50:49,700 --> 02:50:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We're here for a Red Nine, not a fuckin' Five Nine. 3798 02:50:52,700 --> 02:50:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Eat some of this you fuckin' weird cunt! 3799 02:50:58,700 --> 02:51:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Need to put a herb into me. Oh, it's gone. 3800 02:51:04,700 --> 02:51:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Maybe uh... should've done that with a rifle. 3801 02:51:07,700 --> 02:51:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I've got no bullets in anything now. 3802 02:51:11,700 --> 02:51:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, I'm a bit too... I'm not gonna bother with that Red Nine. 3803 02:51:22,700 --> 02:51:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'd have to reload it. I'll put the scope on this and see how we get on. 3804 02:51:26,700 --> 02:51:37,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The revolver is got, but I'd rather him come closer and then I'll give him a taste of that. 3805 02:51:37,700 --> 02:51:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: At the moment he's... 3806 02:51:40,700 --> 02:51:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Up in... Up in the guards. 3807 02:51:42,700 --> 02:51:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Ah fuck it, we'll Red Nine him. 3808 02:51:44,700 --> 02:51:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3809 02:51:45,700 --> 02:51:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3810 02:51:47,700 --> 02:51:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3811 02:51:48,700 --> 02:51:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3812 02:51:49,700 --> 02:51:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3813 02:51:50,700 --> 02:51:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3814 02:51:51,700 --> 02:51:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3815 02:51:52,700 --> 02:51:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3816 02:51:53,700 --> 02:51:54,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3817 02:51:54,700 --> 02:51:55,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3818 02:51:55,700 --> 02:51:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3819 02:51:56,700 --> 02:51:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3820 02:51:57,700 --> 02:51:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3821 02:51:58,700 --> 02:51:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3822 02:51:59,700 --> 02:52:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3823 02:52:00,700 --> 02:52:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3824 02:52:01,700 --> 02:52:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3825 02:52:02,700 --> 02:52:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3826 02:52:03,700 --> 02:52:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3827 02:52:04,700 --> 02:52:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3828 02:52:05,700 --> 02:52:06,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3829 02:52:06,700 --> 02:52:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3830 02:52:07,700 --> 02:52:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3831 02:52:08,700 --> 02:52:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3832 02:52:09,700 --> 02:52:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3833 02:52:10,700 --> 02:52:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3834 02:52:11,700 --> 02:52:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3835 02:52:12,700 --> 02:52:13,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3836 02:52:13,700 --> 02:52:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3837 02:52:14,700 --> 02:52:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3838 02:52:15,700 --> 02:52:16,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3839 02:52:16,700 --> 02:52:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3840 02:52:17,700 --> 02:52:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3841 02:52:18,700 --> 02:52:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3842 02:52:19,700 --> 02:52:20,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3843 02:52:20,700 --> 02:52:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3844 02:52:21,700 --> 02:52:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3845 02:52:22,700 --> 02:52:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3846 02:52:23,700 --> 02:52:24,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3847 02:52:24,700 --> 02:52:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3848 02:52:25,700 --> 02:52:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3849 02:52:26,700 --> 02:52:27,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3850 02:52:27,700 --> 02:52:28,700 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02:53:26,700 --> 02:53:27,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3910 02:53:27,700 --> 02:53:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3911 02:53:28,700 --> 02:53:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3912 02:53:29,700 --> 02:53:30,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3913 02:53:30,700 --> 02:53:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3914 02:53:31,700 --> 02:53:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3915 02:53:32,700 --> 02:53:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3916 02:53:33,700 --> 02:53:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3917 02:53:34,700 --> 02:53:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3918 02:53:35,700 --> 02:53:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3919 02:53:36,700 --> 02:53:37,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3920 02:53:37,700 --> 02:53:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3921 02:53:38,700 --> 02:53:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3922 02:53:39,700 --> 02:53:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3923 02:53:40,700 --> 02:53:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: 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02:54:54,700 --> 02:54:55,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3998 02:54:55,700 --> 02:54:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 3999 02:54:56,700 --> 02:54:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4000 02:54:57,700 --> 02:54:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4001 02:54:58,700 --> 02:54:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4002 02:54:59,700 --> 02:55:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4003 02:55:00,700 --> 02:55:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4004 02:55:01,700 --> 02:55:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4005 02:55:02,700 --> 02:55:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4006 02:55:03,700 --> 02:55:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4007 02:55:04,700 --> 02:55:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4008 02:55:05,700 --> 02:55:06,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4009 02:55:06,700 --> 02:55:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4010 02:55:07,700 --> 02:55:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4011 02:55:08,700 --> 02:55:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: 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02:55:38,700 --> 02:55:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4042 02:55:39,700 --> 02:55:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4043 02:55:40,700 --> 02:55:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4044 02:55:41,700 --> 02:55:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4045 02:55:42,700 --> 02:55:43,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4046 02:55:43,700 --> 02:55:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4047 02:55:44,700 --> 02:55:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4048 02:55:45,700 --> 02:55:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4049 02:55:46,700 --> 02:55:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4050 02:55:47,700 --> 02:55:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4051 02:55:48,700 --> 02:55:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4052 02:55:49,700 --> 02:55:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4053 02:55:50,700 --> 02:55:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4054 02:55:51,700 --> 02:55:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4055 02:55:52,700 --> 02:55:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: 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Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4071 02:56:08,700 --> 02:56:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4072 02:56:09,700 --> 02:56:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4073 02:56:10,700 --> 02:56:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4074 02:56:11,700 --> 02:56:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4075 02:56:12,700 --> 02:56:13,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4076 02:56:13,700 --> 02:56:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4077 02:56:14,700 --> 02:56:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4078 02:56:15,700 --> 02:56:16,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4079 02:56:16,700 --> 02:56:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4080 02:56:17,700 --> 02:56:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4081 02:56:18,700 --> 02:56:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4082 02:56:19,700 --> 02:56:20,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4083 02:56:20,700 --> 02:56:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4084 02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4085 02:56:22,700 --> 02:56:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4086 02:56:23,700 --> 02:56:24,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4087 02:56:24,700 --> 02:56:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4088 02:56:25,700 --> 02:56:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4089 02:56:26,700 --> 02:56:27,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4090 02:56:27,700 --> 02:56:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4091 02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4092 02:56:29,700 --> 02:56:30,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4093 02:56:30,700 --> 02:56:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4094 02:56:31,700 --> 02:56:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4095 02:56:32,700 --> 02:56:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Red Nine him. 4096 02:56:33,700 --> 02:56:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Luis. 4097 02:56:34,700 --> 02:56:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Talking shite. 4098 02:56:35,700 --> 02:56:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Well I wanted to go home, 4099 02:56:36,700 --> 02:56:38,700 but Ashley just had to see this castle first. 4100 02:56:38,700 --> 02:56:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Perfect, because I have a present I want to give you. 4101 02:56:42,700 --> 02:56:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Medicine that will help to suppress the progress of your problem. 4102 02:56:45,700 --> 02:56:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Where do we go? 4103 02:56:46,700 --> 02:56:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see. 4104 02:56:47,700 --> 02:56:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Come to the courtyard inside of the castle. 4105 02:56:50,700 --> 02:56:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We can meet up there. 4106 02:56:52,700 --> 02:56:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Ciao. 4107 02:56:53,700 --> 02:56:54,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Ciao. 4108 02:56:54,700 --> 02:56:55,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Alright Ashley. 4109 02:56:55,700 --> 02:56:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Luis just said. 4110 02:56:56,700 --> 02:56:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I got it. 4111 02:56:57,700 --> 02:56:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Guess we better get going. 4112 02:56:58,700 --> 02:56:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I got it. 4113 02:56:59,700 --> 02:57:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I got it. 4114 02:57:00,700 --> 02:57:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Guess we better get going. 4115 02:57:01,700 --> 02:57:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We sorry I did promise someone who tips their rap because this was Paddy. 4116 02:57:09,700 --> 02:57:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much Paddy Cosgrave. 4117 02:57:12,700 --> 02:57:13,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see what we've got. 4118 02:57:13,700 --> 02:57:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Hopefully it's when I stop like this. 4119 02:57:15,700 --> 02:57:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not sure I'm feeling it because there was a big moment there, but no, 4120 02:57:18,700 --> 02:57:20,700 Nintendo Game Boy: keep the keep the the the vibe going. 4121 02:57:20,700 --> 02:57:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Just think about what I just did there. 4122 02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I managed to take down one of you know, a linchpin boss Sadler in one go in front of everyone. 4123 02:57:28,700 --> 02:57:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, that's pretty fucking good and it fills me with a lot of confidence going into this rap. 4124 02:57:33,700 --> 02:57:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Let's see what we can go and what we can deliver. 4125 02:57:35,700 --> 02:57:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not promising anything, but what I am promising is that I'll try my best. 4126 02:57:38,700 --> 02:57:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Let's give it a go. 4127 02:57:39,700 --> 02:57:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah. 4128 02:57:40,700 --> 02:57:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: One, two, three, four. 4129 02:57:41,700 --> 02:57:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Check the mic and make sure it sound right boys. 4130 02:57:45,700 --> 02:57:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yo, check the mic, make sure it sounds right. 4131 02:57:47,700 --> 02:57:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Cause Francis is back. 4132 02:57:49,700 --> 02:57:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna be here all night. 4133 02:57:51,700 --> 02:57:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The way it's going, you know it's really fast. 4134 02:57:53,700 --> 02:57:54,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The flow is tight. 4135 02:57:54,700 --> 02:57:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You better watch your ass. 4136 02:57:56,700 --> 02:57:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Cause I'm coming back round. 4137 02:57:57,700 --> 02:57:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I got the stingray. 4138 02:57:58,700 --> 02:57:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: A couple of scopes. 4139 02:57:59,700 --> 02:58:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And I'm feeling really fucking nice and easy. 4140 02:58:02,700 --> 02:58:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm an easy leaner. 4141 02:58:04,700 --> 02:58:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'll lean back soon. 4142 02:58:05,700 --> 02:58:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And I've eaten my greeners all day. 4143 02:58:07,700 --> 02:58:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yo, it's time to visit the castle. 4144 02:58:10,700 --> 02:58:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: A load of bricks. 4145 02:58:11,700 --> 02:58:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's not gonna be any hassle cause boom, boom, boom, click, boom. 4146 02:58:15,700 --> 02:58:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna smash the heads to the monks inside the room. 4147 02:58:17,700 --> 02:58:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: There's lads with goats and horns and fucking cowls. 4148 02:58:21,700 --> 02:58:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The bunch of fucking cowls. 4149 02:58:23,700 --> 02:58:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna be the top of the tree like Simon Cowell. 4150 02:58:26,700 --> 02:58:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Then I'm gonna get a brand new face. 4151 02:58:28,700 --> 02:58:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna move away to the Bahamas. 4152 02:58:31,700 --> 02:58:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna be pictures of me on the back of fucking farmers' trucks. 4153 02:58:34,700 --> 02:58:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Just driving through the fucking fields. 4154 02:58:36,700 --> 02:58:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then I'm gonna be on a jet ski. 4155 02:58:38,700 --> 02:58:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: With a beautiful woman. 4156 02:58:40,700 --> 02:58:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then the next week on another jet ski. 4157 02:58:42,700 --> 02:58:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: With another beautiful woman. 4158 02:58:44,700 --> 02:58:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: What's the story Simon Cowell? 4159 02:58:45,700 --> 02:58:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Why do you do that? 4160 02:58:47,700 --> 02:58:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: How come you never marry all the women that you do be at with on those jet skis? 4161 02:58:51,700 --> 02:58:54,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Why do you even bother going on the jet skis? 4162 02:58:54,700 --> 02:58:55,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Are you into water sports? 4163 02:58:55,700 --> 02:58:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We don't know. 4164 02:58:56,700 --> 02:58:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We'll never know. 4165 02:58:57,700 --> 02:58:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Why? 4166 02:58:58,700 --> 02:59:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Because you can't score the goal like me. 4167 02:59:01,700 --> 02:59:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: When I get into this little scene. 4168 02:59:03,700 --> 02:59:06,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's gonna be absolutely like fucking whipped cream. 4169 02:59:06,700 --> 02:59:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna whip those asses of all these clowns. 4170 02:59:09,700 --> 02:59:13,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The big masses and masses of all these enemies and monsters. 4171 02:59:13,700 --> 02:59:16,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Demons and loads of fucking wrong ins. 4172 02:59:16,700 --> 02:59:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm gonna slash and get the cash. 4173 02:59:19,700 --> 02:59:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna buy a load of fucking hash. 4174 02:59:21,700 --> 02:59:24,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Gonna start selling it then down the village. 4175 02:59:24,700 --> 02:59:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: To all the ganados. 4176 02:59:26,700 --> 02:59:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: They won't be able to rape and pillage anymore. 4177 02:59:28,700 --> 02:59:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Because they'll be all fucking stoned out of it. 4178 02:59:31,700 --> 02:59:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: To the maximum. 4179 02:59:32,700 --> 02:59:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: At the door. 4180 02:59:33,700 --> 02:59:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'll leave the biz. 4181 02:59:35,700 --> 02:59:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: At a dead drop. 4182 02:59:36,700 --> 02:59:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Then they can give me the pesetas. 4183 02:59:38,700 --> 02:59:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And I'll just pop off. 4184 02:59:40,700 --> 02:59:43,700 Nintendo Game Boy: With another absolutely sweet delicious rhyme. 4185 02:59:43,700 --> 02:59:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Why? 4186 02:59:44,700 --> 02:59:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Things should be a crime. 4187 02:59:45,700 --> 02:59:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I should be in jail for the tales that I'm telling all the time. 4188 02:59:48,700 --> 02:59:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Can't believe the motherfucking flow is popping. 4189 02:59:51,700 --> 02:59:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And if you wanna come at me we'll get hopping. 4190 02:59:53,700 --> 02:59:54,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Why? 4191 02:59:54,700 --> 02:59:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I've got a load of guns in the fucking attachy case. 4192 02:59:56,700 --> 02:59:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's bad. 4193 02:59:57,700 --> 02:59:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's bad. 4194 02:59:58,700 --> 02:59:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's gonna blow up the place. 4195 02:59:59,700 --> 03:00:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I've got a few grenades too. 4196 03:00:01,700 --> 03:00:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You saw the way I used them on the Chainsaw Sisters. 4197 03:00:03,700 --> 03:00:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: They're fucking moves. 4198 03:00:04,700 --> 03:00:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: They're not gonna come back anymore from the back of beyond. 4199 03:00:08,700 --> 03:00:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Cause they're gone. 4200 03:00:09,700 --> 03:00:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Long gone. 4201 03:00:10,700 --> 03:00:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Long gone silver. 4202 03:00:11,700 --> 03:00:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You better watch out cause I'm gonna make you walk the plank. 4203 03:00:14,700 --> 03:00:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But before you get to the end, 4204 03:00:15,700 --> 03:00:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You're gonna have to perform a celebratory wank. 4205 03:00:17,700 --> 03:00:20,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Strictly Come Wanking Season 9 Volume 4. 4206 03:00:20,700 --> 03:00:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I've got it on Blu-ray. 4207 03:00:22,700 --> 03:00:24,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We're gonna watch it together. 4208 03:00:24,700 --> 03:00:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Beside the door. 4209 03:00:25,700 --> 03:00:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Is that right boy? 4210 03:00:26,700 --> 03:00:27,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Oh fuck yeah. 4211 03:00:27,700 --> 03:00:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Did that work? 4212 03:00:28,700 --> 03:00:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Woo! 4213 03:00:29,700 --> 03:00:30,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah! 4214 03:00:30,700 --> 03:00:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Come on man! 4215 03:00:31,700 --> 03:00:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Come on with the beats! 4216 03:00:33,700 --> 03:00:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Come on with the fucking beats man. 4217 03:00:35,700 --> 03:00:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: There needs to be a step change in urgency. 4218 03:00:39,700 --> 03:00:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Stay away from that rain. 4219 03:00:44,700 --> 03:00:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The new Opal sequester. 4220 03:00:48,700 --> 03:00:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Concerning. 4221 03:00:50,700 --> 03:00:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Treacherous. 4222 03:00:52,700 --> 03:00:57,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Concerning and unacceptable. 4223 03:00:57,700 --> 03:01:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: There needs to be a step change in urgency. 4224 03:01:02,700 --> 03:01:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Instead of having meetings and drafting memos, 4225 03:01:08,700 --> 03:01:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: He isn't making the decision to end drone closures at Dublin Airport. 4226 03:01:12,700 --> 03:01:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And if he doesn't make that decision today, 4227 03:01:14,700 --> 03:01:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We think frankly he should resign and let somebody competent 4228 03:01:17,700 --> 03:01:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Become Minister of Transport. 4229 03:01:18,700 --> 03:01:20,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, 4230 03:01:20,700 --> 03:01:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Change in urgency. 4231 03:01:22,700 --> 03:01:27,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Treacherous. 4232 03:01:27,700 --> 03:01:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Sorry about that. 4233 03:01:49,700 --> 03:01:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: JohnnyOnionRings.ie 4234 03:01:51,700 --> 03:02:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Sorry we got absolutely unbelievable beatmanship. 4235 03:02:01,700 --> 03:02:06,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We don't want that. 4236 03:02:06,700 --> 03:02:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We don't want that beat started again there. 4237 03:02:11,700 --> 03:02:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: That felt like to me now, I'm not sure about you, but it felt like when you get a line of tricks in Tony Hawk, 4238 03:02:19,700 --> 03:02:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And you're just fucking hitting them after after go after trick after trick after trick. 4239 03:02:23,700 --> 03:02:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Like going a really ridiculous long rail and then doing a manual, a manual for 20 miles. 4240 03:02:32,700 --> 03:02:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then a cry stare to manual back to fucking FS. 4241 03:02:38,700 --> 03:02:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: No slide, then a dark slide. 4242 03:02:41,700 --> 03:02:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Calling up your mom on the phone saying, are you watching? 4243 03:02:46,700 --> 03:02:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then putting the phone down and go actually hold on, I'll put you on hold, ma'am. 4244 03:02:50,700 --> 03:02:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Rodney Mullen is calling. 4245 03:02:52,700 --> 03:02:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: How are you Rodney? 4246 03:02:53,700 --> 03:02:55,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, I'm doing your trick better than you ever did. 4247 03:02:55,700 --> 03:02:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then hang up, I'll hang up on you, hang up on him. 4248 03:02:59,700 --> 03:03:01,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I mean, are you still there, ma'am? 4249 03:03:01,700 --> 03:03:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Are you watching me? 4250 03:03:02,700 --> 03:03:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah. 4251 03:03:03,700 --> 03:03:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And then put the phone down on her. 4252 03:03:05,700 --> 03:03:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Then a triple 360 fucking Burger Max. 4253 03:03:09,700 --> 03:03:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Straight through the drive through. 4254 03:03:11,700 --> 03:03:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Go large, Coke, and chips, and then ride into a fucking wall. 4255 03:03:18,700 --> 03:03:24,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You eventually spell the letters "Skate". 4256 03:03:24,700 --> 03:03:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yes. 4257 03:03:26,700 --> 03:03:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Indeed. 4258 03:03:28,700 --> 03:03:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I was thinking there, Quib, the fucking game that I was playing was Deadly Premonition a few years ago. 4259 03:03:35,700 --> 03:03:37,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And I was quite enjoying that game. 4260 03:03:37,700 --> 03:03:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But people were saying, "This is the fucking shite game, man. Turn this off." 4261 03:03:42,700 --> 03:03:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And it got to me, and I stopped playing it. 4262 03:03:44,700 --> 03:03:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But, you know, that's the thing that you're dealing with sometimes, that you should enjoy the fucking game, and then just... 4263 03:03:51,700 --> 03:03:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But if you're streaming, it's like a symbiotic relationship sometimes, then. 4264 03:03:56,700 --> 03:03:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: People saying shit, and then that gets in your head. 4265 03:04:00,700 --> 03:04:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It was like the fella there that was sending me a message or a tip saying then, "Oh, yeah, well, I've got an idea," or I'll send you an email or any of this stuff. 4266 03:04:08,700 --> 03:04:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And it's like, as soon as I deviate away from enjoying the game, then I can't really fucking do any... 4267 03:04:14,700 --> 03:04:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: The stream dies because I can't do any streaming because I'm not enjoying the game. 4268 03:04:18,700 --> 03:04:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But this is insane, this game. 4269 03:04:23,700 --> 03:04:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And I'd like to play Deadly Premonition again. 4270 03:04:25,700 --> 03:04:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I just know... 4271 03:04:26,700 --> 03:04:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I know that nobody would have any time for it whatsoever. 4272 03:04:30,700 --> 03:04:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But this is... 4273 03:04:31,700 --> 03:04:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's got a lot of moving colors in it. 4274 03:04:33,700 --> 03:04:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And it's... 4275 03:04:35,700 --> 03:04:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's, you know, people are happy to not give out about it. 4276 03:04:39,700 --> 03:04:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's got moving images in it. 4277 03:04:41,700 --> 03:04:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It's fast. 4278 03:04:42,700 --> 03:04:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know it's a shame? 4279 03:04:46,700 --> 03:04:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Because I like the weird... 4280 03:04:48,700 --> 03:04:51,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It was like a horror version of Shenmue. 4281 03:04:51,700 --> 03:04:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Anyway, talking to Shied, we'll move on. 4282 03:04:53,700 --> 03:04:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But that was like a line of tricks in one go. 4283 03:04:56,700 --> 03:05:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I don't usually get to the end of the tune, but I mean, if I was to watch that back, 4284 03:05:00,700 --> 03:05:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: it probably won't be a great rap. 4285 03:05:02,700 --> 03:05:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Probably be okay. 4286 03:05:03,700 --> 03:05:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: It would be more of a brap attack. 4287 03:05:05,700 --> 03:05:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But I'm... 4288 03:05:07,700 --> 03:05:09,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I think it was fucking good. 4289 03:05:09,700 --> 03:05:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Your glorious tip. 4290 03:05:11,700 --> 03:05:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know? 4291 03:05:12,700 --> 03:05:13,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much there. 4292 03:05:13,700 --> 03:05:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Please, Deadly Prem. 4293 03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Please, thank you very much. 4294 03:05:17,700 --> 03:05:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And Andy the pork, thank you very much. 4295 03:05:20,700 --> 03:05:22,700 Nintendo Game Boy: He said question mark, question mark, question mark. 4296 03:05:22,700 --> 03:05:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Have I forgot something? 4297 03:05:23,700 --> 03:05:25,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You're filthy. 4298 03:05:25,700 --> 03:05:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much. 4299 03:05:26,700 --> 03:05:30,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, Deadly Premonition was great. 4300 03:05:30,700 --> 03:05:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I watched a few times. 4301 03:05:31,700 --> 03:05:32,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Well, I... 4302 03:05:32,700 --> 03:05:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thanks very much for the tip. 4303 03:05:33,700 --> 03:05:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I might... 4304 03:05:34,700 --> 03:05:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I might go back there again. 4305 03:05:35,700 --> 03:05:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But, um... 4306 03:05:36,700 --> 03:05:37,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Do you know what... 4307 03:05:37,700 --> 03:05:38,700 Nintendo Game Boy: At what cost... 4308 03:05:38,700 --> 03:05:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: At what cost... 4309 03:05:39,700 --> 03:05:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Would that be... 4310 03:05:40,700 --> 03:05:41,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Would it be worth playing? 4311 03:05:41,700 --> 03:05:42,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Welcome. 4312 03:05:42,700 --> 03:05:43,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I've got something new for you. 4313 03:05:43,700 --> 03:05:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: This is the castle scenario now. 4314 03:05:44,700 --> 03:05:45,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We're back in Castle Bar. 4315 03:05:45,700 --> 03:05:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And, uh... 4316 03:05:46,700 --> 03:05:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: For the tip there, Paddy Cosgrove, he said you want an app. 4317 03:05:47,700 --> 03:05:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You're onto Leo. 4318 03:05:48,700 --> 03:05:49,700 Nintendo Game Boy: He said you got screenshots of Leo the Lion. 4319 03:05:49,700 --> 03:05:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Well, um... 4320 03:05:50,700 --> 03:05:58,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Right now we do actually have a demonic presence on the line who has a few things to say about what you were saying. 4321 03:05:58,700 --> 03:06:02,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much for the tip there question for Fontaine. 4322 03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We might get to that in a bit as well. 4323 03:06:04,700 --> 03:06:05,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But, uh... 4324 03:06:05,700 --> 03:06:11,700 Nintendo Game Boy: There's a demonic presence on the line who has a few things to say about what you were saying. 4325 03:06:11,700 --> 03:06:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Thank you very much for the tip there question for Fontaine. 4326 03:06:14,700 --> 03:06:16,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We might get to that in a bit as well. 4327 03:06:16,700 --> 03:06:17,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But, uh... 4328 03:06:17,700 --> 03:06:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: There's a demonic presence, a kind of a foreboding presence is with us on the line now. 4329 03:06:23,700 --> 03:06:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I'm not sure if you're there yourself. 4330 03:06:26,700 --> 03:06:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Are you Mr. Foreboding? 4331 03:06:28,700 --> 03:06:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Mr. Forebosian? 4332 03:06:29,700 --> 03:06:34,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Hello everyone, this is how is it going? 4333 03:06:34,700 --> 03:06:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Just wanna say, well done on the stream. 4334 03:06:39,700 --> 03:06:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I don't wanna say to Paddy, don't... please don't release those messages. 4335 03:06:44,700 --> 03:06:48,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Um... but, uh, the rap that you did was quite fantastic. 4336 03:06:48,700 --> 03:06:53,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And, uh... hopefully you're gonna take down a lot of scum inside the castle. 4337 03:06:53,700 --> 03:06:56,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Time is late. 4338 03:06:56,700 --> 03:07:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, is there... when it... when it... you're saying there's a lot of scum ahead, 4339 03:07:00,700 --> 03:07:04,700 do you see... can you forecast this happening or what's... what's going on? 4340 03:07:04,700 --> 03:07:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Well, um, all I can say is, uh, we're facing unprecedented crisis. 4341 03:07:08,700 --> 03:07:15,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Multiple at the moment. And, uh, as you know, there's been a zombie invasion... 4342 03:07:15,700 --> 03:07:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: In the rural village in Spain where you are. And it's spreading rapidly now. 4343 03:07:19,700 --> 03:07:23,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Let me be clear. Um, we're not gonna let these zombies win. 4344 03:07:23,700 --> 03:07:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We actually don't know even if they are zombies. Um... 4345 03:07:26,700 --> 03:07:29,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But we've got the best minds working around the clock... 4346 03:07:29,700 --> 03:07:31,700 Nintendo Game Boy: To come up with the solution to the problem. 4347 03:07:31,700 --> 03:07:36,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Great stuff. Is there any... is there any help gonna be coming my way? 4348 03:07:36,700 --> 03:07:40,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And what about the messages from Paddy Cosgrave there that... he's just after tipping in saying he's got some... 4349 03:07:40,700 --> 03:07:44,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Some shots of you. You were out with Connor Williams at the weekend at a... 4350 03:07:44,700 --> 03:07:47,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Mercedes convention or something? Or what's the story there? 4351 03:07:47,700 --> 03:07:52,700 Nintendo Game Boy: That's just rumors at the moment. Um... I don't pay any attention to that. Uh... 4352 03:07:52,700 --> 03:07:59,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Certainly don't pay any attention to unfounded rumors from politically motivated people like that. 4353 03:07:59,700 --> 03:08:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But, um... Look, let's just keep going at the moment. 4354 03:08:03,700 --> 03:08:07,700 Nintendo Game Boy: I urge everyone, including you and my fellow citizens, to stay strong. 4355 03:08:07,700 --> 03:08:10,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We need to stay united and keep fighting together. 4356 03:08:10,700 --> 03:08:14,700 Nintendo Game Boy: As a lot of these granados, um... as you know, they're infected. 4357 03:08:14,700 --> 03:08:19,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Um... we don't want to let them spread their disease any further. So... 4358 03:08:19,700 --> 03:08:21,700 Nintendo Game Boy: We just gotta sit tight. 4359 03:08:21,700 --> 03:08:26,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Great stuff. Thanks very much for that. Uh... is it Leo, is it? 4360 03:08:26,700 --> 03:08:28,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah. 4361 03:08:28,700 --> 03:08:33,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Lord Vraggar. Thank you very much there, Lord Vraggar. It's great to hear from you. 4362 03:08:33,700 --> 03:08:35,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Yeah, and thanks very much for the support as well. 4363 03:08:35,700 --> 03:08:39,700 Nintendo Game Boy: So, hopefully there, Paddy in the chat who tipped in... 4364 03:08:39,700 --> 03:08:43,700 Nintendo Game Boy: That might answer your question. You're dealing with... you're... look... 4365 03:08:43,700 --> 03:08:46,700 Nintendo Game Boy: You might have messages, but you're dealing with fucking... 4366 03:08:46,700 --> 03:08:50,700 Nintendo Game Boy: People who are... dabbling in the dark arts, let's just say that. 4367 03:08:50,700 --> 03:09:00,700 Nintendo Game Boy: What's going on here? We've got a fucking goat headed Baluba. 4368 03:09:00,700 --> 03:09:03,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Courtyard's gotta be through that gate. 4369 03:09:05,700 --> 03:09:08,700 Nintendo Game Boy: Uh... thank you very much there for the tip. Me loss. 4370 03:09:08,700 --> 03:09:12,700 Nintendo Game Boy: And uh... big... Shmelia... I'm not gonna... I don't need to read that. 4371 03:09:12,700 --> 03:09:18,700 Nintendo Game Boy: But you... well, thanks very much for the tip. Very... and... and you said... great rapping as well. That's great. Thanks very much. 4372 03:09:18,700 --> 03:09:37,700 So a goat headed fucking cowl Simon Cowl master has gone into there. Yeah I mean that's the rap was great I don't want to keep going on about it was pretty good like the Simon Cowl stuff I don't know where that came from and yeah it was pretty good Tom did you what did you think yourself? 4373 03:09:37,700 --> 03:09:55,580 Henry man thanks very much for the tip there the rap I'm not arsed about rapping and hip hopity music myself but I mean you did well and Simon Cowl did raise a few questions why is he always photographed on the back of jet skis with beautiful women? 4374 03:09:57,040 --> 03:10:03,500 Well and a good answer to that also probably Tom is why not you know it looks like a great life that he has. 4375 03:10:05,240 --> 03:10:29,440 Seems a bit there's something a bit suspect about it though like you know what's going on and why all the what's why is he making certain choices and the age he is and all that I'm not gonna go into it I'm not not be for me to judge another person's life or another person's hustle but you know what's the crack there? 4376 03:10:32,780 --> 03:10:36,780 Niall Flynn says that he's a water demon I don't really know. 4377 03:10:38,580 --> 03:10:40,200 On the jet ski with Veda Wang. 4378 03:10:51,780 --> 03:10:52,180 Fuck. 4379 03:10:52,680 --> 03:10:53,960 Oh no he's gonna kill me now. 4380 03:10:54,800 --> 03:10:57,300 Fuck that's it that's the end of me for that one. 4381 03:10:58,200 --> 03:10:59,100 That's the end of me. 4382 03:11:00,280 --> 03:11:04,360 Thank you very much Hanleyman for the tip there and uh cove thank you very much. 4383 03:11:04,900 --> 03:11:09,160 Shout out to all the snakes in clan Akilty's golden days says Hanleyman. 4384 03:11:11,240 --> 03:11:12,300 Thank you very much there. 4385 03:11:21,000 --> 03:11:25,060 Let's keep this pace rocking. 4386 03:11:28,060 --> 03:11:29,200 What is it worth? 4387 03:11:30,560 --> 03:11:34,260 Wasting much ammo on him before he turns into Plaga. 4388 03:11:38,160 --> 03:11:38,600 Shit. 4389 03:11:41,800 --> 03:11:42,740 I'm gonna get killed again. 4390 03:11:43,740 --> 03:11:44,260 Oh no I'm not. 4391 03:11:44,460 --> 03:11:44,720 Nice. 4392 03:11:46,040 --> 03:11:46,660 That was handy. 4393 03:11:47,560 --> 03:11:48,880 You just need to land the shots. 4394 03:11:49,480 --> 03:11:50,400 I wasn't doing that. 4395 03:11:51,440 --> 03:11:53,040 That's where I got fucking rumbled. 4396 03:12:01,840 --> 03:12:03,260 Having a smashing time huh? 4397 03:12:06,460 --> 03:12:07,460 Indeed time indeed. 4398 03:12:07,460 --> 03:12:07,620 Indeed. 4399 03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:17,740 Lovely bit of uh. 4400 03:12:17,980 --> 03:12:19,380 Looting and shooting going on. 4401 03:12:20,140 --> 03:12:21,420 Inside this castle and now. 4402 03:12:21,980 --> 03:12:25,980 As you get closer it's gonna be a fucking mozzy desi dee scenario up here. 4403 03:12:26,580 --> 03:12:27,400 More delay. 4404 03:12:27,800 --> 03:12:30,420 Pop up the toolbox and get a few headshots going. 4405 03:12:30,420 --> 03:12:30,420 What? 4406 03:12:30,420 --> 03:12:30,520 What? 4407 03:12:30,520 --> 03:12:44,900 Oh for fuck's sake. 4408 03:12:45,640 --> 03:12:46,700 Royal rumble there. 4409 03:12:51,700 --> 03:12:52,780 Silas the monk. 4410 03:12:58,860 --> 03:13:00,200 Few more over there. 4411 03:13:04,200 --> 03:13:05,140 Punjabi shite. 4412 03:13:24,140 --> 03:13:26,240 You're gonna get rainbow trouted. 4413 03:13:26,240 --> 03:13:30,820 Sensual stuff all together. 4414 03:13:31,240 --> 03:13:33,480 Lovely liquid smooth shots. 4415 03:13:34,020 --> 03:13:34,740 Great action. 4416 03:13:35,380 --> 03:13:36,440 Very low recoil. 4417 03:13:39,620 --> 03:13:40,180 Everything. 4418 03:13:40,760 --> 03:13:42,140 We wanted it to be. 4419 03:13:53,000 --> 03:13:54,420 There is a few boys. 4420 03:13:54,500 --> 03:13:55,360 They've got a fucking. 4421 03:13:56,480 --> 03:13:58,000 Catapult flaming ball. 4422 03:13:58,340 --> 03:13:58,740 I wonder. 4423 03:13:59,740 --> 03:14:03,560 How does that flaming ball not set those wooden catapult on fire. 4424 03:14:05,000 --> 03:14:05,520 But uh. 4425 03:14:05,900 --> 03:14:09,000 To question the physics of some of the scenarios going on. 4426 03:14:09,060 --> 03:14:09,340 Is to. 4427 03:14:10,200 --> 03:14:11,440 To lose a lot of the fun. 4428 03:14:13,900 --> 03:14:14,940 What we've got here. 4429 03:14:15,600 --> 03:14:17,980 Is a real rocky horror picture show. 4430 03:14:18,220 --> 03:14:20,040 Of a situational scenario. 4431 03:14:20,040 --> 03:14:25,160 You okay Tommy. 4432 03:14:25,160 --> 03:14:25,920 You sound a bit pissed. 4433 03:14:26,920 --> 03:14:27,580 I'm not pissed. 4434 03:14:27,700 --> 03:14:29,220 I haven't a bit of drink taken. 4435 03:14:29,440 --> 03:14:29,460 But. 4436 03:14:30,600 --> 03:14:31,780 You're gonna have to make sure. 4437 03:14:32,320 --> 03:14:35,640 You vanquish a lot of these demonic fucking sculptures up above. 4438 03:14:35,780 --> 03:14:35,980 Because. 4439 03:14:36,360 --> 03:14:37,080 They're gonna take you. 4440 03:14:37,200 --> 03:14:38,120 Maybe you can get that. 4441 03:14:38,500 --> 03:14:39,140 That red. 4442 03:14:39,540 --> 03:14:39,880 Bin. 4443 03:14:40,040 --> 03:14:40,440 Up there. 4444 03:14:45,160 --> 03:14:45,820 Good man. 4445 03:14:46,600 --> 03:14:47,860 That's one of the cunts down. 4446 03:14:49,260 --> 03:14:52,160 I'm not sure whether or not that has actually taken down. 4447 03:14:52,780 --> 03:14:53,120 Anyone. 4448 03:14:53,500 --> 03:14:53,860 Up there. 4449 03:14:53,940 --> 03:14:54,080 But. 4450 03:14:57,420 --> 03:14:58,800 Let's not quibble about it. 4451 03:14:59,840 --> 03:15:02,240 We know there's a guy right around this corner here. 4452 03:15:03,500 --> 03:15:04,380 Straight into it. 4453 03:15:04,420 --> 03:15:04,560 Look. 4454 03:15:07,440 --> 03:15:08,680 It's a lovely bit of business. 4455 03:15:14,120 --> 03:15:16,480 I wonder could I fucking grenade the cunt up there. 4456 03:15:16,820 --> 03:15:17,400 Oh god. 4457 03:15:18,360 --> 03:15:19,100 Nearly dead. 4458 03:15:19,580 --> 03:15:20,540 Half past dead. 4459 03:15:35,440 --> 03:15:39,380 Richard O'Brien from the Crystal Maz. 4460 03:15:39,880 --> 03:15:40,320 Who. 4461 03:15:41,060 --> 03:15:41,500 Coincidentally. 4462 03:15:41,500 --> 03:15:43,640 Was in the Rocky Horror Picture Show as well. 4463 03:15:43,720 --> 03:15:43,940 I think. 4464 03:15:48,560 --> 03:15:49,640 Jerry Lee Lewis. 4465 03:15:49,780 --> 03:15:50,840 Thanks very much there. 4466 03:15:50,940 --> 03:15:51,920 I hope you're getting on well. 4467 03:15:52,020 --> 03:15:53,120 Jerry Lee Lewis. 4468 03:15:53,240 --> 03:15:53,980 Goodness gracious. 4469 03:15:54,640 --> 03:15:56,120 Great balls of fire. 4470 03:15:56,440 --> 03:15:57,620 A lovely reference there. 4471 03:15:58,040 --> 03:15:59,840 To the great. 4472 03:16:00,260 --> 03:16:00,620 Late. 4473 03:16:01,380 --> 03:16:02,520 Jerry Lee Lewis. 4474 03:16:03,060 --> 03:16:04,960 And his balls of fire. 4475 03:16:05,100 --> 03:16:07,200 They're actually raining down upon us at the moment. 4476 03:16:07,440 --> 03:16:08,960 Inside the arena of pain. 4477 03:16:09,300 --> 03:16:10,060 Known as the castle. 4478 03:16:12,540 --> 03:16:14,840 What we want to do is fucking stab that lad. 4479 03:16:14,920 --> 03:16:16,160 Before he turns into a plaga. 4480 03:16:16,160 --> 03:16:16,360 But. 4481 03:16:16,880 --> 03:16:17,380 Not. 4482 03:16:17,560 --> 03:16:18,500 Not going to happen. 4483 03:16:18,700 --> 03:16:20,700 And he's tore my head clean off. 4484 03:16:20,700 --> 03:16:25,380 Pretty poor castmanship from you there. 4485 03:16:25,700 --> 03:16:28,180 Not the best work you've ever done. 4486 03:16:28,700 --> 03:16:31,540 And we're really struggling to see here in the gallery. 4487 03:16:31,740 --> 03:16:33,380 How you're actually going to. 4488 03:16:33,920 --> 03:16:35,440 Transverse the adversity. 4489 03:16:36,000 --> 03:16:37,560 Which you're being faced with. 4490 03:16:37,900 --> 03:16:38,980 Inside the castle. 4491 03:16:39,440 --> 03:16:40,380 Bit of an own goal. 4492 03:16:43,080 --> 03:16:45,880 Not much I can really do about that I'm afraid. 4493 03:16:49,140 --> 03:17:05,940 I used to. 4494 03:17:14,580 --> 03:17:15,460 Lovely stuff. 4495 03:17:17,080 --> 03:17:19,120 Just need to boost the appeal of the stream. 4496 03:17:19,120 --> 03:17:19,940 Actually by. 4497 03:17:20,480 --> 03:17:22,080 Speaking some cool language. 4498 03:17:22,080 --> 03:17:22,960 While I'm doing this. 4499 03:17:24,160 --> 03:17:25,580 Not going to lie guys. 4500 03:17:26,100 --> 03:17:27,300 That guy was mid. 4501 03:17:27,460 --> 03:17:28,840 And he definitely fell off. 4502 03:17:30,940 --> 03:17:32,000 Serves him right for. 4503 03:17:32,120 --> 03:17:32,940 For simping. 4504 03:17:33,100 --> 03:17:34,300 For a saddler. 4505 03:17:35,780 --> 03:17:36,500 And the way he. 4506 03:17:37,460 --> 03:17:38,680 This guy here look. 4507 03:17:39,020 --> 03:17:40,000 It's such a cope. 4508 03:17:40,240 --> 03:17:41,720 The way he holds that flame. 4509 03:17:41,820 --> 03:17:42,540 Flaming stick. 4510 03:17:42,620 --> 03:17:43,660 It's such a fucking cope. 4511 03:17:44,740 --> 03:17:45,000 And. 4512 03:17:45,260 --> 03:17:46,640 What a fail son. 4513 03:17:46,840 --> 03:17:47,540 He must be. 4514 03:17:47,540 --> 03:17:47,540 He must be. 4515 03:17:47,660 --> 03:17:49,020 In the eyes of his father. 4516 03:17:50,460 --> 03:17:51,600 Definitely swagless. 4517 03:17:52,480 --> 03:17:53,300 And this conch with the. 4518 03:17:54,300 --> 03:17:55,820 He was on fire a minute ago. 4519 03:17:56,220 --> 03:17:57,540 No drift whatsoever. 4520 03:17:59,440 --> 03:18:01,100 Good luck securing the bag. 4521 03:18:01,400 --> 03:18:02,780 With that fucking grind set. 4522 03:18:04,920 --> 03:18:05,640 You idiot. 4523 03:18:07,160 --> 03:18:07,600 And. 4524 03:18:08,540 --> 03:18:09,420 Wait for the. 4525 03:18:11,220 --> 03:18:12,040 Wait for these. 4526 03:18:12,040 --> 03:18:13,560 These fireballs to. 4527 03:18:13,700 --> 03:18:14,360 To disappear. 4528 03:18:14,580 --> 03:18:15,500 I can move forward though. 4529 03:18:16,400 --> 03:18:17,300 Let's have a look here. 4530 03:18:17,700 --> 03:18:18,560 Don't want to. 4531 03:18:19,260 --> 03:18:21,320 Get hit by the fucking flame ball there. 4532 03:18:23,000 --> 03:18:23,500 Or. 4533 03:18:23,500 --> 03:18:23,500 Or. 4534 03:18:23,860 --> 03:18:24,220 Post. 4535 03:18:24,500 --> 03:18:26,180 I don't want to be posting any else. 4536 03:18:27,240 --> 03:18:27,560 As. 4537 03:18:29,380 --> 03:18:30,500 People do be saying. 4538 03:18:31,800 --> 03:18:32,780 Look at this guy. 4539 03:18:35,260 --> 03:18:36,040 Definitely not. 4540 03:18:36,240 --> 03:18:37,600 Definitely not a Chad. 4541 03:18:39,900 --> 03:18:41,180 Definitely not a Chad. 4542 03:18:43,640 --> 03:18:44,140 Oh. 4543 03:18:44,860 --> 03:18:46,340 And that was chef's case. 4544 03:18:50,040 --> 03:18:50,520 And. 4545 03:18:50,680 --> 03:18:50,920 There. 4546 03:18:51,100 --> 03:18:51,820 There he goes. 4547 03:18:52,100 --> 03:18:52,280 Pure. 4548 03:18:52,360 --> 03:18:53,420 I really dunked on him. 4549 03:18:54,240 --> 03:18:55,080 In the chat. 4550 03:19:01,860 --> 03:19:03,200 Guy got ratioed. 4551 03:19:07,820 --> 03:19:08,340 Locked. 4552 03:19:13,320 --> 03:19:14,140 So that happened. 4553 03:19:27,660 --> 03:19:28,480 So that happened. 4554 03:19:28,480 --> 03:19:50,160 Oh. 4555 03:19:51,000 --> 03:19:51,960 These fucking. 4556 03:19:52,480 --> 03:19:53,560 Not gonna lie. 4557 03:19:53,880 --> 03:19:54,780 These guys are. 4558 03:19:55,700 --> 03:19:56,780 Really sending it. 4559 03:19:56,780 --> 03:19:59,980 Really fucking dunking on me. 4560 03:20:00,080 --> 03:20:01,060 I need to deal with them. 4561 03:20:02,460 --> 03:20:03,200 No cap. 4562 03:20:03,400 --> 03:20:04,040 It's not a cope. 4563 03:20:08,140 --> 03:20:09,440 Guys are dunking on Ashley. 4564 03:20:09,600 --> 03:20:10,100 On the fucking. 4565 03:20:10,880 --> 03:20:11,360 Parapet. 4566 03:20:21,840 --> 03:20:22,240 Fuck. 4567 03:20:22,820 --> 03:20:24,920 I don't know where this cunt is firing from. 4568 03:20:24,920 --> 03:20:34,380 Such a waste of a grenade look. 4569 03:20:43,180 --> 03:20:44,260 Is he going to appear? 4570 03:20:48,500 --> 03:20:51,540 I've never been this bad for ammunition. 4571 03:20:53,820 --> 03:20:54,620 At all. 4572 03:20:55,340 --> 03:20:56,520 I'm completely fucked. 4573 03:20:59,320 --> 03:21:02,900 Oh, I was fucking throwing down mid-gameplay there. 4574 03:21:03,000 --> 03:21:05,140 And I wasn't getting any clutch kills or crit hits. 4575 03:21:07,740 --> 03:21:13,560 And now these fucking monks are really beginning to hit different. 4576 03:21:15,280 --> 03:21:17,540 I'm telling you, I'm not here for it at all. 4577 03:21:19,180 --> 03:21:21,480 I meant to secure the bag fucking ages ago. 4578 03:21:21,720 --> 03:21:23,320 It's 5 hours 37. 4579 03:21:23,500 --> 03:21:26,520 I was hoping to fucking get to the end of this before 6. 4580 03:21:29,520 --> 03:21:31,260 It's a trebuchet of pain. 4581 03:21:39,140 --> 03:21:44,880 Gary, would you be able to give us some analysis, but using some modern kind of cool language, it'll appeal to more people. 4582 03:21:45,300 --> 03:21:46,840 Maybe boost the numbers of the stream? 4583 03:21:47,520 --> 03:21:48,460 Algorithm and all that? 4584 03:21:48,860 --> 03:21:49,860 What can I say? 4585 03:21:49,860 --> 03:21:51,300 What can I say? 4586 03:21:51,500 --> 03:21:52,460 I'm not going to lie. 4587 03:21:53,660 --> 03:21:54,260 The trebuchet of the team? 4588 03:21:54,260 --> 03:21:58,340 The trebuchets with flaming balls attached to them are really beginning to hit different. 4589 03:21:59,460 --> 03:22:03,620 Don't know why you keep getting dunked on by the monks of Azkaban. 4590 03:22:04,880 --> 03:22:11,360 Sabler and the boys are really, really simping on you in the quote tweets. 4591 03:22:12,560 --> 03:22:14,420 I think you've got main character syndrome. 4592 03:22:15,160 --> 03:22:17,660 Because the ratios are just copes at the moment. 4593 03:22:20,660 --> 03:22:21,920 Chef's kiss. 4594 03:22:24,620 --> 03:22:25,500 Chef's kiss. 4595 03:22:27,560 --> 03:22:33,320 Thanks for that, Gary. Hopefully that fucking goes some way to explain what we're dealing with here. 4596 03:22:37,200 --> 03:22:40,640 I don't know how we're gonna fucking attack this fucker up there. 4597 03:22:41,480 --> 03:22:44,000 Seems to have the kibosh on us. 4598 03:22:44,820 --> 03:22:47,640 And now Ashley's fucking incapacitated again. 4599 03:22:47,640 --> 03:22:53,440 Go right. 4600 03:22:54,060 --> 03:22:55,380 Yeah, I'm fine. 4601 03:23:07,200 --> 03:23:10,640 We're gonna have to approach this differently. It's beginning to hit different. 4602 03:23:13,220 --> 03:23:22,500 That was a sincere usage of the fucking terminology there as well. It really is hitting different. 4603 03:23:24,520 --> 03:23:25,760 Getting dunked on. 4604 03:23:29,120 --> 03:23:30,660 Fucking dunking good, Hugh. 4605 03:23:36,700 --> 03:23:40,300 I'll just let them trebuchet me and then I'm gonna just replay it. 4606 03:23:40,300 --> 03:23:44,400 But it's 1am. 4607 03:23:46,540 --> 03:23:48,080 Let's get to the end of the chapter. 4608 03:23:48,380 --> 03:23:52,420 There was no chapter. The last chapter was at the fucking, uh, the bucking, the merchant. 4609 03:24:06,420 --> 03:24:09,860 I got rattles! 4610 03:24:09,860 --> 03:24:37,860 I think you did a great job with the uh... shooting the barrel the first time but you didn't do it the second time so there you go it's up there. That's one down. 4611 03:24:37,860 --> 03:24:47,860 Now it's all about finding the right angles for the rest of the cunts. I hear ya. 4612 03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:51,860 I guess this is the right idea of a warm welcome. 4613 03:24:59,860 --> 03:25:05,860 Give me space! Oh god. Forgot about that book. 4614 03:25:05,860 --> 03:25:15,860 Schultz. Schultz. 4615 03:25:15,860 --> 03:25:25,860 Trying to think now what the best strategy here is. Got a herb anyway. 4616 03:25:25,860 --> 03:25:35,860 Herb in the back pocket. Take the shotgun and kill that fucker inside the- it transforms into a plaga. 4617 03:25:35,860 --> 03:25:37,860 Pace has gone a bit slow here. 4618 03:25:37,860 --> 03:25:45,860 Cause I'm getting all like "oh I'm gonna save the ammunition here, I'm gonna do this that and the other." 4619 03:25:45,860 --> 03:25:50,520 A craft. 4620 03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,140 Let's go. 4621 03:26:02,220 --> 03:26:03,000 Spread out. 4622 03:26:03,720 --> 03:26:04,300 Okay. 4623 03:26:07,040 --> 03:26:07,600 Good. 4624 03:26:13,100 --> 03:26:14,400 Lovely bit of business here. 4625 03:26:14,740 --> 03:26:15,880 Right into the head. 4626 03:26:16,160 --> 03:26:17,240 Right into the head. 4627 03:26:17,420 --> 03:26:18,060 There you go. 4628 03:26:18,160 --> 03:26:18,860 That's you gone. 4629 03:26:18,940 --> 03:26:19,700 That's you dealt with. 4630 03:26:20,340 --> 03:26:21,120 At pace. 4631 03:26:22,340 --> 03:26:24,360 The only way in which we deal with things. 4632 03:26:24,860 --> 03:26:25,480 Problems. 4633 03:26:26,400 --> 03:26:27,420 In this place. 4634 03:26:31,160 --> 03:26:32,260 That's lovely as well. 4635 03:26:36,020 --> 03:26:37,020 Now I'm thinking. 4636 03:26:38,020 --> 03:26:40,800 Is there any way of getting a few rifle rounds out of this? 4637 03:26:42,760 --> 03:26:43,160 Oh. 4638 03:26:43,620 --> 03:26:44,340 Oh. 4639 03:27:00,340 --> 03:27:01,000 Grenade us. 4640 03:27:01,000 --> 03:27:02,540 But I don't want to waste the grenade. 4641 03:27:05,660 --> 03:27:05,980 Oh. 4642 03:27:06,040 --> 03:27:06,860 For fuck's sake. 4643 03:27:24,620 --> 03:27:25,340 Come on. 4644 03:27:26,140 --> 03:27:26,580 Okay. 4645 03:27:28,580 --> 03:27:30,040 How does this fucking fireball. 4646 03:27:30,560 --> 03:27:32,360 It gets so far like this. 4647 03:27:32,460 --> 03:27:34,680 It's impossible for them to be able to shoot that far. 4648 03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:55,880 Now we're getting the big gun. 4649 03:27:55,940 --> 03:27:57,220 I didn't know there was a big gun. 4650 03:27:57,340 --> 03:27:58,900 Well, I did know. I forgot all about it. 4651 03:27:59,300 --> 03:28:00,600 I'm not bothering with the blue jewels. 4652 03:28:00,700 --> 03:28:02,340 I should be getting those blue jewels as well. 4653 03:28:02,340 --> 03:28:32,320 I'm not going to be able to get those blue jewels. 4654 03:28:32,320 --> 03:28:42,960 There we go. 4655 03:28:42,960 --> 03:28:44,960 There we go. 4656 03:28:44,960 --> 03:28:46,960 There we go. 4657 03:28:46,960 --> 03:28:48,960 There we go. 4658 03:28:48,960 --> 03:28:50,960 There we go. 4659 03:28:50,960 --> 03:28:52,960 There we go. 4660 03:28:52,960 --> 03:28:54,960 There we go. 4661 03:28:54,960 --> 03:28:56,960 There we go. 4662 03:28:56,960 --> 03:28:58,960 There we go. 4663 03:28:58,960 --> 03:29:00,960 There we go. 4664 03:29:00,960 --> 03:29:02,960 There we go. 4665 03:29:02,960 --> 03:29:04,960 There we go. 4666 03:29:04,960 --> 03:29:06,960 It's been a shock to the system. 4667 03:29:06,960 --> 03:29:08,960 This castle opening castle bed. 4668 03:29:08,960 --> 03:29:10,960 NGL it's a real pace killer. 4669 03:29:10,960 --> 03:29:13,600 But you've managed to get that gun up and running. 4670 03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:17,600 and that's going to blast your way through the main gate. 4671 03:29:17,600 --> 03:29:19,600 So onwards and upwards. 4672 03:29:19,600 --> 03:29:24,240 If we can make the end of the chapter before six hours we'll be flying it. 4673 03:29:24,240 --> 03:29:26,240 We'll be flying it. 4674 03:29:26,240 --> 03:29:28,240 Oh my god. 4675 03:29:28,240 --> 03:29:30,240 Get it. 4676 03:29:30,240 --> 03:29:32,240 You're on my line there. 4677 03:29:32,240 --> 03:29:34,240 I'm flying it. 4678 03:29:34,240 --> 03:29:36,240 I'm flying it. 4679 03:29:36,240 --> 03:29:38,240 Alright. 4680 03:29:38,240 --> 03:29:40,240 That went well. 4681 03:29:40,240 --> 03:29:42,240 A little warning next time. 4682 03:29:42,240 --> 03:29:44,240 Little warning. 4683 03:29:44,240 --> 03:29:56,860 Little warning. 4684 03:30:01,000 --> 03:30:08,140 I have to say, the wheels seem to have come off the pace ship at the moment. 4685 03:30:09,420 --> 03:30:14,220 But a ship has no wheels. It sails on the high seas, is it not? 4686 03:30:15,100 --> 03:30:16,160 That's what I mean. 4687 03:30:16,700 --> 03:30:20,900 It doesn't even have wheels on it because it's a bloody ship. 4688 03:30:21,860 --> 03:30:28,980 But I mean, if you think about the metaphor, it works in a way because it doesn't make sense as well. 4689 03:30:29,240 --> 03:30:29,780 Do you know what I mean? 4690 03:30:32,460 --> 03:30:33,340 Not at all. 4691 03:30:33,600 --> 03:30:38,600 Really, I'm happy with the level of fucking analysis you provided tonight, Gary. 4692 03:30:38,720 --> 03:30:39,940 It's shockingly shit. 4693 03:30:45,720 --> 03:30:47,540 We're hiring you. 4694 03:30:53,220 --> 03:30:57,180 Have a look. We're nearly at the end of this chapter, you know. 4695 03:31:08,020 --> 03:31:11,720 Here he is. The man, the myth, the fucking legend. 4696 03:31:12,240 --> 03:31:13,440 Is that the best you can come up with? 4697 03:31:13,440 --> 03:31:16,920 Such a pleasure to finally make your acquaintance. 4698 03:31:17,840 --> 03:31:19,060 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 4699 03:31:20,340 --> 03:31:22,240 Who the hell are you? 4700 03:31:22,660 --> 03:31:22,900 Me? 4701 03:31:23,120 --> 03:31:24,000 Happy birthday. 4702 03:31:24,540 --> 03:31:25,240 Call me Ramon. 4703 03:31:25,240 --> 03:31:27,680 To Steve Overton, 54. 4704 03:31:28,080 --> 03:31:29,340 Happy birthday, Steve. 4705 03:31:30,020 --> 03:31:40,800 Handheld Salazar devices. 4706 03:31:40,800 --> 03:31:41,600 With me. 4707 03:31:43,480 --> 03:31:45,000 Mr. Kennedy. 4708 03:31:45,720 --> 03:31:47,400 Mr. Kennedy. 4709 03:31:48,400 --> 03:31:50,100 How noble. 4710 03:31:52,020 --> 03:31:54,740 Miguel D. Miguel D. Miguel D. Higuain. 4711 03:31:56,240 --> 03:31:58,440 With a girl as the very source. 4712 03:31:58,940 --> 03:32:03,680 Your United States and then the entire world shall overflow with his graves. 4713 03:32:04,020 --> 03:32:05,260 He looks rubbish now. 4714 03:32:05,400 --> 03:32:08,620 They did a shit job on Salazar in this remake. 4715 03:32:09,040 --> 03:32:10,240 He looked like a... 4716 03:32:10,240 --> 03:32:14,500 He was less annoying in the last game. 4717 03:32:14,900 --> 03:32:17,120 Which is hard because he's very annoying in the first game. 4718 03:32:17,660 --> 03:32:18,140 Never. 4719 03:32:19,140 --> 03:32:20,140 You heard the lady. 4720 03:32:21,140 --> 03:32:22,200 How unfortunate. 4721 03:32:24,420 --> 03:32:26,160 Look at his little purple suit. 4722 03:32:27,320 --> 03:32:29,340 Now that he has chosen dead. 4723 03:32:29,680 --> 03:32:30,600 He's like an old woman. 4724 03:32:33,800 --> 03:32:36,480 You know, no offense to old women, but... 4725 03:32:36,480 --> 03:32:39,980 I think he's meant to be a little fella. 4726 03:32:40,240 --> 03:32:40,980 Just stay close. 4727 03:32:41,040 --> 03:32:41,940 Not an old lady. 4728 03:32:44,260 --> 03:32:45,540 He's fucking naff. 4729 03:32:45,540 --> 03:32:45,860 Why? 4730 03:32:47,080 --> 03:32:47,600 Here. 4731 03:32:51,600 --> 03:32:56,560 So we've got a few little situations developing here at pace. 4732 03:32:59,100 --> 03:33:03,180 I've half a mind to go fucking full bore with the shotgun on it. 4733 03:33:03,180 --> 03:33:07,720 Maybe a grenade. 4734 03:33:07,840 --> 03:33:10,160 Maybe a stun and a fucking grenade as well for the crack. 4735 03:33:14,940 --> 03:33:15,480 Uh-oh. 4736 03:33:15,640 --> 03:33:16,520 That's frightful sightest. 4737 03:33:16,660 --> 03:33:18,800 That's not what I wanted to do at all. 4738 03:33:25,260 --> 03:33:25,620 Sorry. 4739 03:33:25,680 --> 03:33:26,440 A bit loud there. 4740 03:33:26,540 --> 03:33:28,620 Sorry I turned the volume and left it up from the cutscene. 4741 03:33:28,620 --> 03:33:29,060 Fuck. 4742 03:33:29,060 --> 03:33:29,380 Watch out! 4743 03:33:32,420 --> 03:33:33,300 So... 4744 03:33:33,300 --> 03:33:37,880 Fuck. 4745 03:33:37,880 --> 03:33:38,120 Actually! 4746 03:33:40,980 --> 03:33:41,640 You okay? 4747 03:33:42,260 --> 03:33:42,520 Yeah. 4748 03:33:42,600 --> 03:33:43,680 He's still taking more. 4749 03:33:43,760 --> 03:33:44,360 He's eating it. 4750 03:33:44,360 --> 03:33:44,880 Yeah. 4751 03:33:44,880 --> 03:33:44,960 He's eating it. 4752 03:33:55,960 --> 03:33:56,980 Lovely pace. 4753 03:33:56,980 --> 03:33:58,320 Lovely game. 4754 03:33:58,320 --> 03:34:00,320 Lovely castle area. 4755 03:34:04,880 --> 03:34:06,340 Beautiful vans. 4756 03:34:06,620 --> 03:34:07,800 Smash to pieces. 4757 03:34:08,820 --> 03:34:09,640 Suit of armor. 4758 03:34:10,580 --> 03:34:11,060 Pillars. 4759 03:34:13,500 --> 03:34:14,660 Welcome to... 4760 03:34:14,660 --> 03:34:15,740 Say what you see. 4761 03:34:16,940 --> 03:34:17,740 Late night. 4762 03:34:17,940 --> 03:34:18,800 Say what you see. 4763 03:34:20,600 --> 03:34:21,880 Lovely candles. 4764 03:34:23,800 --> 03:34:25,040 Beautiful blocks. 4765 03:34:26,780 --> 03:34:27,840 Sensual red carpet. 4766 03:34:28,500 --> 03:34:28,900 Locked. 4767 03:34:29,300 --> 03:34:30,140 Locked door. 4768 03:34:30,280 --> 03:34:31,800 Lovely area altogether though. 4769 03:34:33,760 --> 03:34:34,980 Stunning architecture. 4770 03:34:39,080 --> 03:34:39,760 We... 4771 03:34:39,760 --> 03:34:41,980 We've heard the alley-oop up there or... 4772 03:34:44,040 --> 03:34:45,740 Look at this fucking map here. 4773 03:34:46,080 --> 03:34:46,920 Down over there. 4774 03:34:50,800 --> 03:35:06,320 What the fuck is going on? 4775 03:35:08,500 --> 03:35:09,200 No luck. 4776 03:35:10,320 --> 03:35:11,720 If we can get her out to the other side. 4777 03:35:11,720 --> 03:35:24,840 There's a gold bully in there for the bank. 4778 03:35:32,880 --> 03:35:34,100 Use a special key. 4779 03:35:34,200 --> 03:35:35,340 A black key for that. 4780 03:35:38,340 --> 03:35:38,700 Fuck. 4781 03:35:39,700 --> 03:35:41,380 Actually I don't know where I'm fucking going now. 4782 03:35:42,480 --> 03:35:43,300 I'm pace locked. 4783 03:35:50,300 --> 03:35:51,520 I am pace locked. 4784 03:35:51,520 --> 03:35:51,580 I am pace locked. 4785 03:35:51,580 --> 03:35:52,400 I am pace locked. 4786 03:36:06,400 --> 03:36:07,040 Won't open. 4787 03:36:14,320 --> 03:36:15,660 Boost the young one up the wall. 4788 03:36:15,800 --> 03:36:15,960 Where? 4789 03:36:16,540 --> 03:36:16,980 The... 4790 03:36:16,980 --> 03:36:17,580 Over here. 4791 03:36:18,140 --> 03:36:18,720 To the ladder. 4792 03:36:18,840 --> 03:36:19,020 Is it? 4793 03:36:19,640 --> 03:36:20,600 I came over here. 4794 03:36:20,660 --> 03:36:21,280 I couldn't do anything. 4795 03:36:22,920 --> 03:36:24,100 Oh she goes over that wall. 4796 03:36:24,240 --> 03:36:24,560 I see. 4797 03:36:25,220 --> 03:36:26,240 Thank you very much there. 4798 03:36:27,240 --> 03:36:27,960 S7 Tronic. 4799 03:36:28,100 --> 03:36:29,220 With the Aphex Twin. 4800 03:36:30,400 --> 03:36:30,760 Profiler. 4801 03:36:33,420 --> 03:36:34,060 I'm counting on you. 4802 03:36:40,720 --> 03:36:41,460 Oh fuck. 4803 03:36:41,460 --> 03:36:41,480 Oh fuck. 4804 03:36:41,480 --> 03:36:43,960 This is the bit where we have the gimp down in the room. 4805 03:36:49,700 --> 03:36:52,180 That's why they're giving us lots of pickuppables here. 4806 03:36:54,180 --> 03:36:56,180 *Gunshot* 4807 03:37:02,940 --> 03:37:05,340 We go down here, or do we go down there? 4808 03:37:08,940 --> 03:37:10,940 Looks like we can continue on this way 4809 03:37:15,300 --> 03:37:17,300 Oh fuck 4810 03:37:17,300 --> 03:37:19,300 *Gunshot* 4811 03:37:19,300 --> 03:37:38,280 What was that? 4812 03:37:38,280 --> 03:37:40,620 Did they keep animals down here or something? 4813 03:37:40,620 --> 03:38:10,600 Things are about to get very tasty down here. You can hear the stirrings inside the dungeon of an epic beast, the likes of which have never been seen before. What lurks beneath? It's actually a... 4814 03:38:10,600 --> 03:38:33,060 Talking about this the other day, with a few of my compadres, compatriots, fallen demons. And they said that the man is actually a gimp. He's a Tory. What's more? He's nothing more than a Tory voter. 4815 03:38:35,400 --> 03:38:37,260 Let's go. Let's just move. 4816 03:38:40,580 --> 03:38:57,300 I think he... I saw someone online doing this bit, right? And all they had to do was hide. Like this. And your man couldn't see... couldn't see you. He's blind, so you just hide. 4817 03:39:08,660 --> 03:39:09,160 Oh. 4818 03:39:09,160 --> 03:39:09,180 Oh. 4819 03:39:20,700 --> 03:39:24,540 Right. Not as easy as I anticipated, actually. 4820 03:39:24,540 --> 03:39:54,520 I'm sick. 4821 03:39:54,520 --> 03:40:05,480 What? I wonder what I'm doing wrong here. 4822 03:40:05,480 --> 03:40:33,480 What? I wonder... 4823 03:40:33,480 --> 03:40:39,480 Could I have just done that with the pistol rather than wasting the shotgun? 4824 03:40:39,480 --> 03:40:51,480 There's a real hard part of this castle where it's just two of those guys and an endless supply of Simon Cowell monks. 4825 03:40:51,480 --> 03:40:57,480 They just keep dropping out of nowhere. I don't know how they even have the legs from it. They keep on dropping out the ceiling. 4826 03:40:57,480 --> 03:41:07,480 And not one of them sprains their ankle or anything like that even though they don't really look physically fit enough to fucking withstand such drops. 4827 03:41:07,480 --> 03:41:15,480 But again, look here. That's something for the game makers to fucking change in the future editions I suppose. 4828 03:41:15,480 --> 03:41:23,480 Definitely no use quibbling about it here. And now you just get the job done, you know. 4829 03:41:23,480 --> 03:41:35,480 What's more, the pace is still electric. Despite the fucking kickback there when we were in the main auditorium. 4830 03:41:35,480 --> 03:41:41,480 Oh, I do. What happened down there? 4831 03:41:41,480 --> 03:41:47,480 Nothing. We're right about the animals though. 4832 03:41:47,480 --> 03:41:57,480 You okay? 4833 03:41:57,480 --> 03:42:01,480 I'm fine. Well, for now. 4834 03:42:01,480 --> 03:42:02,480 Right. 4835 03:42:02,480 --> 03:42:07,480 Here she's following us around. That's good. 4836 03:42:07,480 --> 03:42:08,480 To here. 4837 03:42:08,480 --> 03:42:12,480 Now there's a bit coming up with a goat headed man. 4838 03:42:12,480 --> 03:42:16,480 And he's a- if you have a load of sniper rifle bullets, you're grand, right? 4839 03:42:16,480 --> 03:42:18,480 I don't think we've got that going on, you know. 4840 03:42:18,480 --> 03:42:21,480 We've been very careless. 4841 03:42:21,480 --> 03:42:24,480 Oh, we've got enough. I think we should be okay. 4842 03:42:24,480 --> 03:42:30,480 A few more of those. 4843 03:42:30,480 --> 03:42:57,480 Is, uh, fucking... need to put something in there. 4844 03:42:57,480 --> 03:42:59,480 That's lit up. 4845 03:42:59,480 --> 03:43:03,480 That's a puzzle you have to fucking hit the puzzle piece. 4846 03:43:03,480 --> 03:43:05,480 I don't understand. 4847 03:43:05,480 --> 03:43:11,480 I don't understand. 4848 03:43:11,480 --> 03:43:17,480 I don't understand. 4849 03:43:17,480 --> 03:43:21,480 Oh yeah, I do understand. 4850 03:43:21,480 --> 03:43:22,480 What's that use for? 4851 03:43:22,480 --> 03:43:22,480 Well, it's just a replica. 4852 03:43:22,480 --> 03:43:23,480 Only a couple of uses for it. 4853 03:43:23,480 --> 03:43:26,940 Oh yeah, I do understand. 4854 03:43:26,940 --> 03:43:37,220 What's that used for? 4855 03:43:38,120 --> 03:43:39,540 Well, it's just a replica. 4856 03:43:40,320 --> 03:43:41,880 Only a couple of uses for it. 4857 03:43:41,880 --> 03:44:07,860 7 Tronic, thank you very much, S7 Tronic. 4858 03:44:07,960 --> 03:44:08,880 Very, very kind of you. 4859 03:44:09,740 --> 03:44:12,320 So I put the wrong fucking sword in there. 4860 03:44:12,400 --> 03:44:13,020 There's a few swords. 4861 03:44:13,020 --> 03:44:14,620 Alright, so you get the golden sword. 4862 03:44:15,360 --> 03:44:20,740 I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha. 4863 03:44:24,980 --> 03:44:28,480 So, I think the bloodied sword is in the right place. 4864 03:44:30,640 --> 03:44:31,320 Or is it? 4865 03:44:31,460 --> 03:44:32,100 No, rusted. 4866 03:44:34,060 --> 03:44:34,380 Yeah. 4867 03:44:38,100 --> 03:44:38,460 Rusted. 4868 03:44:39,600 --> 03:44:47,680 Bloodied. 4869 03:44:47,680 --> 03:44:47,680 Bloodied. 4870 03:44:54,060 --> 03:44:54,620 Iron. 4871 03:44:56,760 --> 03:44:57,480 And gold. 4872 03:45:08,260 --> 03:45:08,780 Mensa. 4873 03:45:09,460 --> 03:45:11,000 Yeah. 4874 03:45:11,000 --> 03:45:11,040 Yeah. 4875 03:45:23,760 --> 03:45:24,360 Fucking hell. 4876 03:45:26,020 --> 03:45:27,820 Send you back to Mensa, you can't. 4877 03:45:27,820 --> 03:45:44,900 Pierce is nice, but it seems to be a lot of collecting and picking up. 4878 03:45:44,900 --> 03:45:46,760 Like, there's not much head popping going off. 4879 03:45:46,760 --> 03:45:48,320 We need to really change things up. 4880 03:45:48,320 --> 03:45:50,240 And I think that's going to happen soon enough when... 4881 03:45:50,240 --> 03:45:53,980 As we approach the next room. 4882 03:45:56,400 --> 03:45:58,960 This is the same room as before, isn't it? 4883 03:45:59,960 --> 03:46:01,220 Guess we just circled around. 4884 03:46:15,860 --> 03:46:17,740 Leon, what are you doing? 4885 03:46:17,740 --> 03:46:17,740 Leon, what are you doing? 4886 03:46:17,740 --> 03:46:20,520 Don't even think about trying this yourself. 4887 03:46:21,680 --> 03:46:22,080 Me? 4888 03:46:22,080 --> 03:46:23,400 As if. 4889 03:46:23,400 --> 03:46:33,660 Leon, over here! 4890 03:46:33,660 --> 03:46:38,500 Thanks. 4891 03:46:38,500 --> 03:46:46,040 Do you? 4892 03:46:46,040 --> 03:46:47,000 Seriously, who does that? 4893 03:46:48,620 --> 03:46:49,700 Where do you, my mother? 4894 03:46:50,840 --> 03:46:54,940 Do I open the door on this side, is it? 4895 03:46:54,940 --> 03:46:55,800 Or do I go across? 4896 03:46:55,800 --> 03:47:13,800 Snake and... and... 4897 03:47:25,200 --> 03:47:30,200 What's that snake? Snake and dragon. 4898 03:47:51,200 --> 03:47:54,600 Fucking don't know what I'm doing. 4899 03:47:54,600 --> 03:48:01,600 Think, think, think. 4900 03:48:01,600 --> 03:48:03,600 Okay, there's a dragon there. 4901 03:48:03,600 --> 03:48:12,600 Dragon. 4902 03:48:12,600 --> 03:48:21,600 Dragon. 4903 03:48:21,600 --> 03:48:30,600 That's not working. 4904 03:48:30,600 --> 03:48:39,600 That's not working. 4905 03:48:39,600 --> 03:48:40,600 Right. 4906 03:48:40,600 --> 03:48:42,600 That's great. 4907 03:48:42,600 --> 03:48:48,600 Then we go across the way and light the snake up. 4908 03:48:48,600 --> 03:48:57,600 If there is a snake. 4909 03:48:57,600 --> 03:49:11,100 Ashley does this side you do the other so if I'm here I don't understand man I 4910 03:49:11,100 --> 03:49:14,700 don't understand because look I've done one and where's the snake how is she 4911 03:49:14,700 --> 03:49:21,620 doing she's doing that that's why I go I go and find the snake one is this which 4912 03:49:21,620 --> 03:49:24,620 is over here is this 4913 03:49:24,620 --> 03:49:30,440 my mind is going septic 4914 03:49:30,440 --> 03:49:58,500 oh my god 4915 03:49:58,500 --> 03:50:08,220 oh it's open nice 4916 03:50:08,220 --> 03:50:33,240 that is a total and absolute lie 4917 03:50:33,240 --> 03:50:40,240 Kennedy Rome about a virtual environment with your avatar what is going on now this guy again 4918 03:50:40,240 --> 03:50:47,240 I'm taking delivery of preparing some entertainment for you 4919 03:50:47,240 --> 03:50:54,240 the galvanite 4920 03:50:54,240 --> 03:51:01,240 be careful 4921 03:51:01,240 --> 03:51:08,240 be a fucking cunt 4922 03:51:08,240 --> 03:51:19,240 be a fucking cunt 4923 03:51:19,240 --> 03:51:21,240 be a fucking cunt 4924 03:51:21,240 --> 03:51:23,240 be a fucking cunt 4925 03:51:23,240 --> 03:51:29,240 be a fucking cunt 4926 03:51:29,240 --> 03:51:36,240 oh my god this is gonna be a fucking head wrecker and I wonder whether or not to leave it till the pace the energy pace is back 4927 03:51:36,240 --> 03:51:43,240 oh my god 4928 03:51:43,240 --> 03:51:51,240 oh my god this is gonna be a fucking head wrecker and I wonder whether or not to leave it till the pace the energy pace is back 4929 03:51:51,240 --> 03:51:58,240 the energy pace is back 4930 03:51:58,240 --> 03:52:18,240 I can't remember is there a chapter is there a chapter that does the chapter end before you get to the stage where do you know where you get further up and you're on the next level and Ashley has to walk across the gangway to fucking lift up the doors 4931 03:52:18,240 --> 03:52:20,240 the doors 4932 03:52:20,240 --> 03:52:25,240 is there a chapter that separates those bits 4933 03:52:25,240 --> 03:52:25,240 oh 4934 03:52:25,240 --> 03:52:28,240 Oh! 4935 03:52:39,300 --> 03:52:40,440 The hardest bit. 4936 03:52:49,500 --> 03:52:50,180 Yeah. 4937 03:52:50,180 --> 03:52:58,000 Yeah, I'd kick back with a Shafé, no bother. 4938 03:52:59,480 --> 03:53:07,460 I'd just end it with a Shafé, because then it's a nice comedown after all of this sort of hyper-violence. 4939 03:53:11,540 --> 03:53:14,260 Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar! 4940 03:53:14,260 --> 03:53:15,460 Nintendo Game Boy! 4941 03:53:22,180 --> 03:53:22,720 Okay. 4942 03:53:30,240 --> 03:53:30,980 Game Boy! 4943 03:53:33,440 --> 03:53:34,120 Game Boy! 4944 03:53:34,120 --> 03:53:34,620 Game Boy! 4945 03:53:47,960 --> 03:53:49,000 Save this beast! 4946 03:53:53,640 --> 03:53:59,720 Yeah, the pace, it's good for the first bit, but it's getting harder and it's fucking sluggish. 4947 03:54:00,840 --> 03:54:05,560 When you get to this castle, Castle Bar, they really start to crank up the pain. 4948 03:54:08,120 --> 03:54:10,040 New play, the new play, chapter 7. 4949 03:54:10,220 --> 03:54:11,760 I think we're on chapter 7. 4950 03:54:12,740 --> 03:54:13,700 We're still on chapter 7. 4951 03:54:13,980 --> 03:54:16,000 Which is not bad, really, though, is it? 4952 03:54:16,820 --> 03:54:18,020 Let's have a look at the time. 4953 03:54:19,220 --> 03:54:24,660 Seven, six hours played, seven chapters, eight, really, if you include the very first one. 4954 03:54:24,800 --> 03:54:25,820 Still not bad, like... 4955 03:54:30,620 --> 03:54:32,820 Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar! 4956 03:54:33,820 --> 03:54:34,340 Game Boy! 4957 03:54:35,720 --> 03:54:37,060 Let's see what we've got here. 4958 03:54:44,820 --> 03:54:46,480 Let us get it. 4959 03:54:50,560 --> 03:54:53,300 Old blast of Windows 98. 4960 03:54:53,540 --> 03:54:55,440 The Windows 98 experience. 4961 03:55:09,080 --> 03:55:11,580 Don't obsess with me all the time. 4962 03:55:11,580 --> 03:55:21,200 Look here. 4963 03:55:21,680 --> 03:55:22,840 Get this guy up and running. 4964 03:55:25,680 --> 03:55:28,080 Don't obsess with me all the time. 4965 03:55:28,080 --> 03:55:42,640 Nintendo Game Boy. 4966 03:55:45,180 --> 03:55:50,900 Game Boy. 4967 03:55:56,180 --> 03:55:58,260 You're not a killer. 4968 03:55:58,480 --> 03:55:58,940 No, I'm not. 4969 03:56:02,560 --> 03:56:08,020 I'm not sure what era to go for because I was kind of hoarding the 90s. 4970 03:56:08,400 --> 03:56:09,740 Whatever ones we did have left. 4971 03:56:09,840 --> 03:56:11,480 But I mean, it's nice to go back into it. 4972 03:56:12,020 --> 03:56:14,540 Into a 90s one after a long time away. 4973 03:56:14,920 --> 03:56:21,760 I do find, even though I was saying the pace of the fucking 80s and 70s computer chronicles is a bit too slow for me. 4974 03:56:21,760 --> 03:56:26,980 I actually started getting into them there a while back and watching them as a kind of. 4975 03:56:29,380 --> 03:56:31,520 As a test first and foremost. 4976 03:56:31,760 --> 03:56:35,120 But then it started to work its magic after a while, like, you know. 4977 03:56:36,720 --> 03:56:41,440 But I don't think they're as funny, but they're funny in subtler ways. 4978 03:56:41,560 --> 03:56:43,540 Like, Stuart's wearing a suit. 4979 03:56:44,120 --> 03:56:48,080 And it's a very, it's a very serene, morose sort of environment. 4980 03:56:48,880 --> 03:56:52,020 Compared to the frantic, fast-paced fucking 90s episodes. 4981 03:56:55,020 --> 03:56:55,960 Have a look at them. 4982 03:56:55,960 --> 03:57:25,940 Have a look at them. 4983 03:57:25,940 --> 03:57:38,100 Bear with me here, sorry. 4984 03:57:51,320 --> 03:57:52,580 Then we get that. 4985 03:57:52,580 --> 03:58:22,560 Thank you. 4986 03:58:22,560 --> 03:58:52,540 Thank you. 4987 03:58:52,540 --> 03:58:57,100 This work. 4988 03:59:09,100 --> 03:59:09,740 Lee. 4989 03:59:09,740 --> 03:59:36,500 Why is that like that square? 4990 03:59:36,500 --> 03:59:55,740 I will do for Computer Chronicles. I don't know why that's square. 4991 03:59:55,740 --> 04:00:02,540 Low res. 4992 04:00:02,540 --> 04:00:32,520 Thank you. 4993 04:00:32,520 --> 04:01:02,500 Thank you. 4994 04:01:02,500 --> 04:01:04,500 Thank you. 4995 04:01:04,500 --> 04:01:34,480 Thank you. 4996 04:01:35,040 --> 04:01:40,940 Bear with me here, folks. Sorry about this. Just need to get the... I can't see the chat there. Need to put that up. 4997 04:01:48,540 --> 04:02:07,540 Yeah, if there's any... Thank you very much, sir, for the tip. You're filthy. Thank you very much. If anyone has any requests for an episode, because... 4998 04:02:07,540 --> 04:02:25,760 Oh, my God. Put some fucking chillax music on. 4999 04:02:25,760 --> 04:02:55,740 Thank you. 5000 04:02:55,740 --> 04:03:25,720 Thank you. 5001 04:03:25,720 --> 04:03:27,720 Thank you. 5002 04:03:27,720 --> 04:03:29,720 Thank you. 5003 04:03:29,720 --> 04:03:35,280 93. 5004 04:03:35,280 --> 04:03:35,340 93. 5005 04:03:39,980 --> 04:03:41,820 Self-improvement software. 5006 04:03:54,800 --> 04:03:57,060 I hope the sound comes through it. 5007 04:03:57,060 --> 04:04:03,680 Could knock our socks off. 5008 04:04:14,780 --> 04:04:15,300 Device. 5009 04:04:15,940 --> 04:04:17,120 It's going through. 5010 04:04:17,320 --> 04:04:18,960 I think you could hear the audio there. 5011 04:04:19,000 --> 04:04:19,740 I'm not sure I could. 5012 04:04:21,220 --> 04:04:23,100 Yeah, I can't hear Stu. 5013 04:04:23,920 --> 04:04:24,540 But he can. 5014 04:04:24,540 --> 04:04:25,540 Oh. 5015 04:04:34,540 --> 04:04:35,760 Thanks very much, sir. 5016 04:04:35,820 --> 04:04:36,300 Legfend. 5017 04:04:36,540 --> 04:04:38,860 I'm intrigued here. 5018 04:04:38,980 --> 04:04:40,360 So the way this is began. 5019 04:04:41,420 --> 04:04:43,840 And Stu's going to be at the fucking racetrack. 5020 04:04:45,320 --> 04:04:45,920 Oh. 5021 04:04:47,320 --> 04:04:48,560 Thank you very much, sir. 5022 04:04:48,640 --> 04:04:49,340 You're filthy. 5023 04:04:49,760 --> 04:04:50,300 At the tip. 5024 04:04:51,720 --> 04:04:53,000 And legfend. 5025 04:05:01,000 --> 04:05:02,560 Just to join the stream. 5026 04:05:02,940 --> 04:05:04,100 Shift on, shift on. 5027 04:05:05,860 --> 04:05:09,120 Okay, so put that output so I can hear it as well. 5028 04:05:09,120 --> 04:05:12,700 Looks like it's decent stereo or it's mixed. 5029 04:05:14,040 --> 04:05:15,640 Coming out of both barrels. 5030 04:05:18,640 --> 04:05:19,920 Be a bit loud, though. 5031 04:05:20,400 --> 04:05:23,020 To improve yourself, lose weight, get in shape. 5032 04:05:24,440 --> 04:05:25,340 Here we go. 5033 04:05:28,220 --> 04:05:29,220 Here we go. 5034 04:05:29,760 --> 04:05:30,200 Stewbacca. 5035 04:05:34,120 --> 04:05:34,980 Feel better. 5036 04:05:35,360 --> 04:05:36,020 But guess what? 5037 04:05:36,140 --> 04:05:38,640 Computers are getting into the self-improvement act too. 5038 04:05:39,020 --> 04:05:39,480 With program. 5039 04:05:39,680 --> 04:05:42,840 I don't have the fucking soundboard of like ominous tunes. 5040 04:05:54,120 --> 04:05:54,820 Oh, hang on. 5041 04:05:54,900 --> 04:05:58,640 I just want to optimize it so I can really enjoy it. 5042 04:05:58,640 --> 04:06:04,380 I think what I'm doing here is I'm sharing the screen on my computer that I'm playing at. 5043 04:06:05,080 --> 04:06:06,120 I'm not sharing the screen. 5044 04:06:06,260 --> 04:06:09,120 I'm using it as a separate window, separate monitor. 5045 04:06:09,280 --> 04:06:12,340 But I really want the full screen experience. 5046 04:06:13,700 --> 04:06:17,940 So what I'll do is I'll put that over there. 5047 04:06:19,180 --> 04:06:19,640 Oh, no. 5048 04:06:20,600 --> 04:06:20,920 Fuck. 5049 04:06:21,440 --> 04:06:22,020 No, no. 5050 04:06:22,020 --> 04:06:22,840 We'll leave it as it is. 5051 04:06:22,920 --> 04:06:23,700 We'll leave it as it is. 5052 04:06:23,700 --> 04:06:27,220 I can hear it. 5053 04:06:27,260 --> 04:06:27,920 I can see it. 5054 04:06:27,960 --> 04:06:28,420 It's grand. 5055 04:06:29,580 --> 04:06:35,920 I wonder can I zoom in on bits that I find interesting at least, you know, because that really is a lot of the fun for me here. 5056 04:06:37,520 --> 04:06:39,100 You know, he's showing his book there. 5057 04:06:39,160 --> 04:06:40,080 I want to go like that. 5058 04:06:40,200 --> 04:06:40,420 I can. 5059 04:06:40,500 --> 04:06:40,860 Yeah, great. 5060 04:06:41,900 --> 04:06:42,860 Programs like this one. 5061 04:06:42,960 --> 04:06:45,320 Joe Wider's personal fitness trainer. 5062 04:06:46,580 --> 04:06:48,200 Joe Wider's after you. 5063 04:06:49,940 --> 04:06:51,580 I might put myself up here. 5064 04:06:51,580 --> 04:06:52,080 I'll be there. 5065 04:06:53,920 --> 04:06:57,080 I'll be there. 5066 04:07:05,520 --> 04:07:07,340 I'll bet you still have to sweat, though. 5067 04:07:07,680 --> 04:07:13,600 From fitness to speed reading to relationships, computers are making it easier to be a better you. 5068 04:07:13,960 --> 04:07:14,580 Today, we'll take... 5069 04:07:14,580 --> 04:07:15,200 I'll be there. 5070 04:07:15,200 --> 04:07:15,340 I'll be there. 5071 04:07:15,340 --> 04:07:30,760 ...a look at self-improvement software on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 5072 04:07:30,760 --> 04:07:34,060 Well, it's a great intro. Let's have a little look at this intro again. 5073 04:07:34,180 --> 04:07:36,240 I mean, it starts off with a bit of action. 5074 04:07:36,940 --> 04:07:40,260 Some athletes really giving it socks. 5075 04:07:40,260 --> 04:07:44,400 This is one way to improve yourself, lose weight, get in shape, feel better. 5076 04:07:44,740 --> 04:07:48,040 But guess what? Computers are getting into the self-improvement act too. 5077 04:07:48,300 --> 04:07:52,140 With programs like this one, Joe Wider's personal fitness trainer. 5078 04:07:52,640 --> 04:07:54,200 I'll bet you still have to sweat though. 5079 04:07:54,620 --> 04:08:00,440 From fitness to speed reading to relationships, computers are making it easier to be a better you. 5080 04:08:00,800 --> 04:08:02,980 Today we'll take a look at self-improvement... 5081 04:08:02,980 --> 04:08:04,420 Joe Wider. 5082 04:08:06,000 --> 04:08:08,060 What was it called? Fitness trainer, is it? 5083 04:08:14,140 --> 04:08:44,120 Thank you. 5084 04:08:44,120 --> 04:09:09,320 It looks like a piece of software, which I don't know about you, but from the from the outset, software isn't going to help you get fit, really, is it? I mean, even now, when we've got the fucking wearable tech, I think that's all a load of software. I mean, it helps you keep track of stuff, maybe. And it gives you a kick up the arse a little bit, but you can easily just fucking put it on silent. 5085 04:09:09,320 --> 04:09:29,320 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel, microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. Intel, the computer inside. Additional funding is provided by the Software Publishers Association. 5086 04:09:29,320 --> 04:09:30,700 Software Publishers. 5087 04:09:32,800 --> 04:09:41,580 It's, um, thank you very much there, Horace on the Starlight. Are you hearing a double sound here? Because I'm kind of getting two level bars at the top here. 5088 04:09:41,960 --> 04:09:42,580 That floppy. 5089 04:09:46,120 --> 04:09:47,240 It's a lovely setup. 5090 04:09:47,240 --> 04:09:56,500 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey, and with me today is Bruce Ehrlich, president of Mindware. Bruce, you guys have been selling self-improvement or psychological software for a long time now. 5091 04:09:56,600 --> 04:10:00,040 And the newest thing we have here is called MindViewer. What is that? How does it work? 5092 04:10:00,520 --> 04:10:06,100 Well, MindViewer is personality software that allows you to understand a little bit more about yourself or somebody you want to know more about. 5093 04:10:06,440 --> 04:10:10,700 Okay, so I take myself or someone and we take a kind of test with the software. Is that what this is? 5094 04:10:10,860 --> 04:10:15,100 Yeah, you can see that you agree or disagree with a whole series of adjectives. 5095 04:10:15,100 --> 04:10:23,720 So this is a person named Jennifer who took this test, and these are the scores she put in, rating herself on how high-strung she is, educated, humorous, independent, on and on and on. 5096 04:10:23,980 --> 04:10:26,480 Okay, once she takes the test now, how do I get a look? 5097 04:10:28,480 --> 04:10:36,720 What I do is go to the report part of the screen, and you can either display it to a screen or you can print out a report, which is about five pages. 5098 04:10:37,060 --> 04:10:39,820 It starts out with her personality x-ray. 5099 04:10:40,000 --> 04:10:47,140 So we see how much drive she has, reliability. We see she's very low on emotionality, medium on aggressive, a lot of reliability, and so on. 5100 04:10:47,360 --> 04:10:48,600 All right, how much deeper can I go than that? 5101 04:10:48,740 --> 04:10:55,000 Well, you get a five-page report. It tells you a little bit about her public self and private self and so forth, five pages and all. 5102 04:10:55,760 --> 04:10:58,280 And as I say, it is in-depth. 5103 04:10:58,560 --> 04:11:03,960 Yeah. All right, now how real is this stuff? Is this kind of pop psychology stuff you do at a party, or is it really useful information? 5104 04:11:04,160 --> 04:11:10,380 No, it was developed by Dr. James Johnson at the University of Minnesota. It's based on solid psychological principles. 5105 04:11:11,340 --> 04:11:16,600 And we've had hundreds of minor customers who've written in and told us about how accurate the... 5106 04:11:16,600 --> 04:11:17,260 Oh, it works. 5107 04:11:17,260 --> 04:11:24,620 All right, today we will look at self-improvement software, covering everything from fitness to dieting, from IQ improvement to relationship building. 5108 04:11:25,040 --> 04:11:25,840 We gotta go. 5109 04:11:25,840 --> 04:11:30,340 And one positive technique for dealing with physical, psychological, or emotional problems is biofeedback. 5110 04:11:30,500 --> 04:11:35,960 So we'll begin today with a look at how computers are being used at the Biofeedback Institute of San Francisco. 5111 04:11:38,840 --> 04:11:41,600 Okay, these are electrodes that are going to go on your scalp. 5112 04:11:42,720 --> 04:11:48,900 Biofeedback training uses a variety of measuring instruments to teach a patient how to control her mind and her body. 5113 04:11:49,380 --> 04:11:51,480 Dr. George Fuller Von Bosai... 5114 04:11:51,480 --> 04:11:52,300 Is it okay now? 5115 04:11:53,100 --> 04:11:53,980 The echo is back. 5116 04:11:54,060 --> 04:11:57,260 I fucked it up again, so I was trying to fucking turn it off. 5117 04:11:58,500 --> 04:11:59,580 Oh my God. 5118 04:12:00,040 --> 04:12:01,680 I wasn't prepared for stew. 5119 04:12:03,360 --> 04:12:04,820 Video capture device. 5120 04:12:05,920 --> 04:12:06,880 Monitor off. 5121 04:12:09,960 --> 04:12:11,040 What about this? 5122 04:12:11,840 --> 04:12:13,180 Signed a PC-based... 5123 04:12:13,180 --> 04:12:14,280 What's this, though? 5124 04:12:16,180 --> 04:12:16,920 What's this? 5125 04:12:16,920 --> 04:12:17,080 What's this? 5126 04:12:17,080 --> 04:12:22,240 . 5127 04:12:22,240 --> 04:12:26,520 Biofeedback system that provides brainwave analysis in real time. 5128 04:12:26,520 --> 04:12:49,360 . 5129 04:12:49,360 --> 04:12:56,020 The new EEG software is particularly exciting because it's online and in real time. 5130 04:12:56,020 --> 04:13:02,120 So we're doing power spectrum analysis of the brainwaves at the very moment that it's occurring. 5131 04:13:02,120 --> 04:13:04,940 So that's the first time that we can actually get feedback. 5132 04:13:04,940 --> 04:13:09,780 Prior to this you could do it diagnostically by measuring it, then doing a lot of number 5133 04:13:09,780 --> 04:13:14,700 crunching and then getting that data later. 5134 04:13:14,700 --> 04:13:19,260 Now we can actually show the person how their brain is operating at the very moment that 5135 04:13:19,260 --> 04:13:20,560 it's happening. 5136 04:13:20,560 --> 04:13:25,520 When they concentrate and attend, we can see the pattern of concentration and attention. 5137 04:13:25,520 --> 04:13:30,020 In this exercise, the patient is asked to concentrate and to try to bring the reading on the meter 5138 04:13:30,020 --> 04:13:31,620 to the center. 5139 04:13:31,620 --> 04:13:37,120 This one is measuring. 5140 04:13:37,120 --> 04:13:39,720 I'm confused. 5141 04:13:39,720 --> 04:13:41,720 Let's see. 5142 04:13:41,720 --> 04:13:42,720 Okay. 5143 04:13:42,720 --> 04:14:00,420 The one side alpha from the other side alpha actually. 5144 04:14:00,420 --> 04:14:04,820 And if you get it centered in the middle, that means your brain is in synchronicity. 5145 04:14:04,820 --> 04:14:07,320 There's no traditional input device here. 5146 04:14:07,320 --> 04:14:08,320 Beautiful. 5147 04:14:08,320 --> 04:14:10,920 The line moves in response to your brain waves. 5148 04:14:10,920 --> 04:14:14,920 I can't focus on one thing if there are three things going on around me. 5149 04:14:14,920 --> 04:14:19,880 By using this computer, it will enable me to focus on what I'm doing and not what's going 5150 04:14:19,880 --> 04:14:20,920 on around me. 5151 04:14:20,920 --> 04:14:23,420 So I can get more of what I'm trying to do done. 5152 04:14:23,420 --> 04:14:30,420 Dr. Fulavon-Boseye has developed over 150 exercises for biofeedback training on the PC. 5153 04:14:30,420 --> 04:14:36,420 His NeuroData system is only available for professionals in the field today, but he expects it to be available 5154 04:14:36,420 --> 04:14:40,920 for self-help on your home PC in the not-too-distant future. 5155 04:14:40,920 --> 04:14:43,920 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 5156 04:14:43,920 --> 04:14:46,920 A big blast. 5157 04:14:46,920 --> 04:14:59,920 We have become a health-conscious nation of joggers and dieters. 5158 04:14:59,920 --> 04:15:05,920 And if you can't have your own personal trainer or nutritionist, you can do almost as well with today's self-improvement 5159 04:15:05,920 --> 04:15:06,920 software. 5160 04:15:06,920 --> 04:15:11,920 Here to show us how are Lauren Titus of Lifestyle Software and David Heeman of HealthDesk. 5161 04:15:11,920 --> 04:15:12,920 Lauren, let's begin with you. 5162 04:15:12,920 --> 04:15:17,920 The old fucking dynamic duo of Titus and Heenan. 5163 04:15:17,920 --> 04:15:21,920 And we've got a real situation going on. 5164 04:15:21,920 --> 04:15:23,920 Big time. 5165 04:15:23,920 --> 04:15:27,920 We have the program Betty Crocker's Eat and Lose Weight. 5166 04:15:27,920 --> 04:15:30,920 How do you use the program to do both of those things? 5167 04:15:30,920 --> 04:15:32,920 Okay, well, there's two aspects to it. 5168 04:15:32,920 --> 04:15:38,920 There's the recipe management where you can create tailor-made menus for each member of your- 5169 04:15:38,920 --> 04:15:41,920 A tailor-made bit of Titus action here. 5170 04:15:41,920 --> 04:15:47,920 Sean Kivlihan, thank you very much for your kind-hearted and generous Freddie Durst. 5171 04:15:47,920 --> 04:15:54,920 I hope you're getting on well and you're enjoying this lovely bit of Titus Bramble scenario here. 5172 04:15:54,920 --> 04:15:56,920 Who does she remind you of? 5173 04:15:56,920 --> 04:15:58,920 She reminds me of someone. 5174 04:15:58,920 --> 04:16:00,920 Who it is though. 5175 04:16:00,920 --> 04:16:02,520 - Ooh, it is though. 5176 04:16:02,520 --> 04:16:08,760 ...the family, 1200 calories a day... 5177 04:16:08,760 --> 04:16:10,720 Yeah, there's a piece of our car phone too. 5178 04:16:10,720 --> 04:16:16,960 And then there's the help files, where you can actually learn the five-point program to eating and losing weight. 5179 04:16:18,240 --> 04:16:19,220 The calorie charts, I see. 5180 04:16:19,220 --> 04:16:21,560 The calorie chart here is real important. 5181 04:16:21,560 --> 04:16:21,660 Screech! 5182 04:16:21,680 --> 04:16:27,060 As part of the program, you're supposed to monitor the exercise that you do every day. 5183 04:16:27,220 --> 04:16:30,160 And this is a chart here, which will help you keep track of it. 5184 04:16:30,160 --> 04:16:31,380 So the built-in calorie chart on what you eat. 5185 04:16:31,440 --> 04:16:31,740 Right. 5186 04:16:31,740 --> 04:16:33,580 What about calories burned when you're going to work? 5187 04:16:33,580 --> 04:16:35,440 Okay, and then there's the... 5188 04:16:35,440 --> 04:16:36,300 There it is, yeah. 5189 04:16:36,900 --> 04:16:37,680 Yeah, there it is. 5190 04:16:37,680 --> 04:16:43,560 Which will help you monitor how much you're actually doing, everything from cycling to dusting. 5191 04:16:44,080 --> 04:16:45,380 All right, show me the recipe planning part. 5192 04:16:45,420 --> 04:16:46,960 How would I put together a healthy menu? 5193 04:16:47,140 --> 04:16:56,100 Okay, say you're having vegetarian friends over, and you want to avoid chicken and fish. 5194 04:16:56,100 --> 04:17:00,960 But you just bought some fresh squash from the farm stand. 5195 04:17:00,960 --> 04:17:01,960 Okay. 5196 04:17:01,960 --> 04:17:04,660 So you're going to go through the whole database of possible recipes. 5197 04:17:04,660 --> 04:17:09,200 Right, there's over 200 recipes, and the program brings up all the recipes that match, including some that don't... 5198 04:17:09,200 --> 04:17:10,600 Never gets old for me. 5199 04:17:10,600 --> 04:17:11,200 My vegetarian. 5200 04:17:11,200 --> 04:17:14,480 His style never gets old for me. 5201 04:17:17,040 --> 04:17:17,500 Okay. 5202 04:17:17,500 --> 04:17:17,580 Okay. 5203 04:17:17,580 --> 04:17:19,100 All right. 5204 04:17:19,100 --> 04:17:20,040 What are you going to do there? 5205 04:17:20,440 --> 04:17:23,320 You're going to get some squash, bell pepper, okay. 5206 04:17:23,880 --> 04:17:24,680 Celery. 5207 04:17:24,860 --> 04:17:25,600 Okay, what else? 5208 04:17:26,680 --> 04:17:27,680 Crisp and tender. 5209 04:17:27,800 --> 04:17:29,340 Italian friends might not want the Italian sausage. 5210 04:17:29,340 --> 04:17:29,780 Right. 5211 04:17:30,060 --> 04:17:30,820 So here's a... 5212 04:17:30,820 --> 04:17:31,720 But we do have some others. 5213 04:17:31,820 --> 04:17:32,120 Uh-huh. 5214 04:17:32,460 --> 04:17:32,660 And then... 5215 04:17:32,660 --> 04:17:34,240 Italian sausage. 5216 04:17:34,920 --> 04:17:35,900 Thank you very much. 5217 04:17:35,900 --> 04:17:38,540 They'll give you a list of all the recipes that'll match those specifications. 5218 04:17:40,540 --> 04:17:40,900 And... 5219 04:17:40,900 --> 04:17:41,220 Okay. 5220 04:17:41,220 --> 04:17:41,300 Okay. 5221 04:17:41,300 --> 04:17:42,600 So they're the ones who would meet it. 5222 04:17:42,720 --> 04:17:42,980 Okay. 5223 04:17:43,060 --> 04:17:44,080 And say, for instance... 5224 04:17:44,080 --> 04:17:45,220 Handheld squash. 5225 04:17:45,220 --> 04:17:45,800 Spaghetti squash. 5226 04:17:45,980 --> 04:17:46,300 Uh-huh. 5227 04:17:46,780 --> 04:17:49,220 Handheld Italian sausage. 5228 04:17:50,600 --> 04:17:53,300 Handheld spaghetti with squash. 5229 04:17:54,060 --> 04:17:58,100 And then here's a picture of serving suggestions. 5230 04:17:58,100 --> 04:17:59,100 That's what it ought to look like, huh? 5231 04:17:59,680 --> 04:18:01,960 And each recipe has nutritional information. 5232 04:18:02,080 --> 04:18:02,400 Uh-huh. 5233 04:18:03,140 --> 04:18:06,140 So that when you create a menu for your dinner party... 5234 04:18:06,140 --> 04:18:07,780 Dara Dermody, thank you very much. 5235 04:18:08,160 --> 04:18:10,400 And Debbie Ali, Dara Dermody, thank you very much. 5236 04:18:10,480 --> 04:18:14,000 We'd love a bit of David Lynch's Twin Peaks, the game, if it's going at any point. 5237 04:18:14,520 --> 04:18:17,600 Is that the thing I was on about? 5238 04:18:17,700 --> 04:18:19,220 The fucking deadly prem? 5239 04:18:19,320 --> 04:18:21,220 Complete nutritional analysis of the menu. 5240 04:18:21,220 --> 04:18:24,060 We had Art Garfunkel. 5241 04:18:24,260 --> 04:18:27,480 Somebody came in with Screech from Saved by the Bell. 5242 04:18:27,960 --> 04:18:30,520 I'm not sure if that computes for anyone there. 5243 04:18:31,880 --> 04:18:34,400 I'm not sure we've got that going on. 5244 04:18:37,220 --> 04:18:39,380 Dustin Diamond, I think, is the name. 5245 04:18:43,080 --> 04:18:45,020 Who's sadly no longer with us. 5246 04:18:45,020 --> 04:18:57,060 I think it's there. 5247 04:18:57,440 --> 04:18:58,840 I think there could be something there. 5248 04:19:02,680 --> 04:19:08,680 All right, David. 5249 04:19:08,760 --> 04:19:14,340 Let's turn to Health Desk, and I guess you take a very broad view of health, not only diet, but exercise and all the other health aspects. 5250 04:19:14,780 --> 04:19:15,420 Yes, that's right. 5251 04:19:15,480 --> 04:19:20,160 We try to give people a vehicle to take an active role in their health and explore different areas of their health. 5252 04:19:20,340 --> 04:19:22,420 All right, run us through the menu here. 5253 04:19:22,520 --> 04:19:22,880 Sure. 5254 04:19:23,000 --> 04:19:27,480 On the left side of the screen are 11 different choices for you to take responsibility for your medical records. 5255 04:19:27,480 --> 04:19:29,320 My gacks, thank you very much. 5256 04:19:29,320 --> 04:19:32,320 People need to have this information available for physicians. 5257 04:19:32,520 --> 04:19:35,360 70% of a diagnosis is based on what you tell the doctor. 5258 04:19:36,300 --> 04:19:36,760 So that's... 5259 04:19:36,760 --> 04:19:39,700 Beautiful GUI front end here. 5260 04:19:40,780 --> 04:19:42,580 And we've got woman's health clip art. 5261 04:19:43,840 --> 04:19:44,980 W for woman. 5262 04:19:46,420 --> 04:19:46,940 Stress. 5263 04:19:47,300 --> 04:19:49,540 There's a man eating his fist for stress. 5264 04:19:50,480 --> 04:19:51,000 Weight. 5265 04:19:51,560 --> 04:19:53,500 A picture of feet on the scales. 5266 04:19:56,180 --> 04:19:58,200 Background is a clipboard. 5267 04:19:59,060 --> 04:20:03,160 Family condition is a tree with roots to symbolize roots of the family. 5268 04:20:03,260 --> 04:20:04,260 A family tree, maybe. 5269 04:20:05,400 --> 04:20:06,980 Personal condition, a leaf. 5270 04:20:08,340 --> 04:20:09,920 Vaccinations, obviously a syringe. 5271 04:20:10,520 --> 04:20:12,220 More choices with a red arrow. 5272 04:20:13,480 --> 04:20:16,620 And we've got a few miscellaneous items there. 5273 04:20:17,620 --> 04:20:19,000 That's one big component of the program. 5274 04:20:19,540 --> 04:20:24,600 On the right side of the program are our five different choices to get more involved in a specific area of your health. 5275 04:20:24,680 --> 04:20:26,740 We have exercise, weight, stress, heart health. 5276 04:20:26,740 --> 04:20:27,760 What can I learn about exercise here? 5277 04:20:29,860 --> 04:20:31,880 First part of every manager is data tracking. 5278 04:20:32,040 --> 04:20:33,480 You can have a diary or a log. 5279 04:20:33,680 --> 04:20:34,560 Let's say you're a runner. 5280 04:20:35,120 --> 04:20:36,900 You want to keep track of your running activity. 5281 04:20:37,980 --> 04:20:40,060 When you go running, how many miles and minutes. 5282 04:20:40,180 --> 04:20:43,980 Once this information is entered in, you are able to calculate how many calories you burn. 5283 04:20:45,980 --> 04:20:48,260 You can even go in and graph the information. 5284 04:20:48,400 --> 04:20:49,380 See if you're making progress. 5285 04:20:49,500 --> 04:20:50,540 Hopefully this will motivate you. 5286 04:20:50,540 --> 04:20:51,820 This is my daily record of calories. 5287 04:20:51,820 --> 04:20:54,260 Notice it's on the rise. 5288 04:20:54,260 --> 04:20:58,800 Every health manager has an information section. 5289 04:20:58,980 --> 04:21:01,480 And here we have a series of visuals on that topic. 5290 04:21:01,740 --> 04:21:04,380 And the goal here is to increase awareness through exploration. 5291 04:21:04,380 --> 04:21:08,740 That's really explaining what's happening when I'm doing that exercise to the muscles in my leg or shoulders. 5292 04:21:08,960 --> 04:21:09,260 Yes. 5293 04:21:09,260 --> 04:21:09,260 Yes. 5294 04:21:09,820 --> 04:21:10,200 Mm-hmm. 5295 04:21:11,320 --> 04:21:13,000 Let's say you had a problem with your lower back. 5296 04:21:13,060 --> 04:21:17,880 You can even go in here and find some stretches to do for your lower back. 5297 04:21:17,880 --> 04:21:21,300 So you can pull out a particular exercise for a problem. 5298 04:21:21,380 --> 04:21:21,780 That's great. 5299 04:21:22,020 --> 04:21:22,700 Wow, look at that. 5300 04:21:24,200 --> 04:21:24,520 Okay. 5301 04:21:24,580 --> 04:21:25,300 What else can we do? 5302 04:21:25,620 --> 04:21:25,980 Wow, that's great. 5303 04:21:25,980 --> 04:21:29,380 If you're concerned about your cholesterol, that's why we might be eating low-fat foods. 5304 04:21:29,980 --> 04:21:31,620 What else can we do? 5305 04:21:32,380 --> 04:21:32,660 Hmm? 5306 04:21:32,740 --> 04:21:33,160 What can we do? 5307 04:21:33,560 --> 04:21:34,300 That's for a problem. 5308 04:21:34,380 --> 04:21:34,780 That's great. 5309 04:21:34,860 --> 04:21:36,060 With animation on the exercise. 5310 04:21:36,800 --> 04:21:38,320 What else can we do? 5311 04:21:39,220 --> 04:21:40,320 Okay, what else can we do? 5312 04:21:40,680 --> 04:21:44,420 If you're concerned about your cholesterol, that's why we might be eating low-fat foods. 5313 04:21:44,520 --> 04:21:44,880 Mm-hmm. 5314 04:21:45,400 --> 04:21:49,680 We can go in here and understand the difference between HDL and LDL. 5315 04:21:49,680 --> 04:21:51,900 It actually shows us how the heart's working in an animation. 5316 04:21:53,300 --> 04:21:54,320 And what's all this? 5317 04:21:54,500 --> 04:21:58,320 This is how to interpret a value when you get the lab reports back from your doctor. 5318 04:21:58,780 --> 04:22:01,620 You may not understand that LDL is the bad cholesterol. 5319 04:22:01,820 --> 04:22:05,380 So if you're trying to make health education very entertaining as well as interactive. 5320 04:22:05,980 --> 04:22:07,380 Looks like a fucking man. 5321 04:22:07,760 --> 04:22:09,440 Is that a cat look? 5322 04:22:10,000 --> 04:22:11,520 Is that a cat with a hat on? 5323 04:22:12,600 --> 04:22:13,760 Look at the face on it. 5324 04:22:15,940 --> 04:22:17,220 Doesn't look like a man. 5325 04:22:19,740 --> 04:22:23,200 Trying to make health education very entertaining as well as interactive. 5326 04:22:25,080 --> 04:22:26,100 Look at that guy. 5327 04:22:27,440 --> 04:22:30,240 That's who was designing the clip art for this guy. 5328 04:22:30,500 --> 04:22:33,900 A miner working down a mine going to work. 5329 04:22:35,000 --> 04:22:36,980 Don't think he fucking looks like that. 5330 04:22:37,600 --> 04:22:40,960 And definitely a guy who's painting your house. 5331 04:22:41,480 --> 04:22:44,460 I wouldn't want this fucker painting my house. 5332 04:22:46,020 --> 04:22:47,580 He'd give me nightmares. 5333 04:22:49,480 --> 04:22:51,200 I don't even have the music. 5334 04:22:51,540 --> 04:22:52,100 The... 5335 04:22:52,100 --> 04:22:55,080 I wish I had the fucking music ready to rock. 5336 04:22:55,080 --> 04:22:55,160 I don't even have the music. 5337 04:22:55,160 --> 04:22:59,620 Ominous... 5338 04:22:59,620 --> 04:23:00,760 Ominous... 5339 04:23:00,760 --> 04:23:01,660 Fuck. 5340 04:23:02,200 --> 04:23:03,020 Where is it going in? 5341 04:23:07,020 --> 04:23:07,540 Ominousphere. 5342 04:23:07,740 --> 04:23:08,380 Is that a thing? 5343 04:23:11,520 --> 04:23:12,540 Maybe that'll do. 5344 04:23:12,540 --> 04:23:26,680 Can somebody get the door? 5345 04:23:26,820 --> 04:23:27,920 The painter's here. 5346 04:23:28,180 --> 04:23:30,180 The painter and decorators are here, love. 5347 04:23:30,840 --> 04:23:32,080 Actually, the painter and decorator. 5348 04:23:32,180 --> 04:23:33,420 Could you just get the door there? 5349 04:23:34,880 --> 04:23:35,540 That's okay. 5350 04:23:35,600 --> 04:23:35,980 I'll get it. 5351 04:23:35,980 --> 04:23:36,380 I'll get it. 5352 04:23:40,380 --> 04:23:43,300 Are you here to be... 5353 04:23:43,300 --> 04:23:44,120 Oh my god. 5354 04:23:44,440 --> 04:23:45,180 Are you the painter? 5355 04:23:51,180 --> 04:23:52,260 It's alright, man. 5356 04:23:53,340 --> 04:23:54,360 Actually, do you know what? 5357 04:23:56,000 --> 04:23:57,060 It's fine, actually. 5358 04:23:57,140 --> 04:23:58,000 It doesn't even need... 5359 04:23:58,000 --> 04:23:59,700 Those walls don't even need painting. 5360 04:24:00,680 --> 04:24:02,840 Yeah, we're actually just going to go with the rustic... 5361 04:24:03,400 --> 04:24:05,480 We're going to go with the rustic look. 5362 04:24:05,560 --> 04:24:06,760 I don't think we need paint made. 5363 04:24:06,840 --> 04:24:07,580 Thanks very much. 5364 04:24:08,420 --> 04:24:09,160 We'll see you later. 5365 04:24:10,080 --> 04:24:10,660 Best of luck. 5366 04:24:11,260 --> 04:24:12,640 You're okay to get home, are you? 5367 04:24:12,720 --> 04:24:13,500 Can you drive? 5368 04:24:15,000 --> 04:24:16,060 Do you drive? 5369 04:24:17,980 --> 04:24:18,900 What are you, man? 5370 04:24:21,200 --> 04:24:22,000 What are you? 5371 04:24:22,060 --> 04:24:31,140 What's that got to do with low-density lipoproteins as well? 5372 04:24:31,140 --> 04:24:31,580 All's interactive. 5373 04:24:36,120 --> 04:24:38,720 Stress is on everyone's mind nowadays. 5374 04:24:40,000 --> 04:24:41,180 How stressed out are you today? 5375 04:24:42,760 --> 04:24:43,720 Stress management. 5376 04:24:44,840 --> 04:24:46,460 How stressed out are you today? 5377 04:24:47,180 --> 04:24:49,460 How's he going to answer this question? 5378 04:24:49,960 --> 04:24:51,920 Everything is very interesting to me. 5379 04:24:52,820 --> 04:24:55,180 Every little move they make is magic. 5380 04:24:55,740 --> 04:24:58,660 Every little thing just turns me on. 5381 04:25:04,120 --> 04:25:06,440 A scale of one to five here. 5382 04:25:07,160 --> 04:25:10,280 And it's a lovely fake forced laugh there from Stu. 5383 04:25:10,380 --> 04:25:11,220 Let's hear that again. 5384 04:25:13,960 --> 04:25:15,900 Well, stress is on everyone's mind. 5385 04:25:17,240 --> 04:25:21,200 Sorry to keep on rewinding it here, but I love the fucking long pause. 5386 04:25:21,540 --> 04:25:21,980 Pause. 5387 04:25:22,180 --> 04:25:23,880 Pause after we've seen the pause. 5388 04:25:24,100 --> 04:25:24,740 Cat here. 5389 04:25:24,860 --> 04:25:25,660 Felix the cat. 5390 04:25:26,160 --> 04:25:27,100 Painting the house. 5391 04:25:29,560 --> 04:25:31,260 Trying to make health education very interesting. 5392 04:25:31,260 --> 04:25:32,820 Just dead air between. 5393 04:25:33,860 --> 04:25:35,780 Stress is very popular here. 5394 04:25:35,880 --> 04:25:37,080 Are you very stressed today? 5395 04:25:37,080 --> 04:25:38,680 Paining as well as interactive. 5396 04:25:39,240 --> 04:25:40,080 Mm-hmm. 5397 04:25:42,940 --> 04:25:46,980 Well, stress is on everyone's mind nowadays. 5398 04:25:46,980 --> 04:25:47,680 Stress management. 5399 04:25:48,220 --> 04:25:49,620 How stressed out are you today? 5400 04:25:49,840 --> 04:25:51,400 A scale of one to five here. 5401 04:25:51,640 --> 04:25:52,560 I'm six, I think. 5402 04:25:52,580 --> 04:25:53,200 Oh, okay. 5403 04:25:53,260 --> 04:25:54,180 You can put six in. 5404 04:25:54,420 --> 04:25:54,720 Okay. 5405 04:25:55,300 --> 04:25:57,200 You better try a stress reduction method. 5406 04:25:57,320 --> 04:25:57,700 Uh-huh. 5407 04:25:57,840 --> 04:26:01,120 So let's go in and find out how stress is affecting our body. 5408 04:26:01,620 --> 04:26:03,100 Here are the different areas that stress... 5409 04:26:03,100 --> 04:26:03,420 Body. 5410 04:26:03,420 --> 04:26:05,040 ...what stress does to you physically. 5411 04:26:05,580 --> 04:26:09,180 Yes, you get cold hands sometimes because your blood isn't circulating down there. 5412 04:26:09,740 --> 04:26:11,620 And you might want to try abdominal breathing. 5413 04:26:11,720 --> 04:26:13,500 That shows the benefits of the right kind of breathing. 5414 04:26:14,140 --> 04:26:19,300 And if you're really adventurous, you can go in and try the sun salutation, which is a 12-step yoga process. 5415 04:26:19,300 --> 04:26:20,460 It'll actually take us through the different steps. 5416 04:26:20,740 --> 04:26:21,140 Oh, yeah. 5417 04:26:21,560 --> 04:26:21,860 Uh-huh. 5418 04:26:22,760 --> 04:26:24,840 Okay, what about the weight section you have there? 5419 04:26:25,180 --> 04:26:26,840 Yeah, well, we were looking at a cookbook earlier. 5420 04:26:27,300 --> 04:26:31,960 And big news is our new pyramid. 5421 04:26:32,280 --> 04:26:37,000 And here you might want to understand what a 6 to 11 servings really mean of bread. 5422 04:26:39,660 --> 04:26:44,120 So you've got a lot of this text background to explain what's in the program. 5423 04:26:44,880 --> 04:26:46,520 And here's how fat... 5424 04:26:46,520 --> 04:26:48,520 When you get fat, that's where it goes, huh? 5425 04:26:48,660 --> 04:26:50,920 That's on a male, and then a female's a little bit different. 5426 04:26:51,200 --> 04:26:55,580 Try to explain the difference between body fat and weight and how you can't go on a crash diet. 5427 04:26:55,580 --> 04:26:58,860 We even put a women's health section. 5428 04:26:58,960 --> 04:27:05,320 A lot of women during usability tests asked us to put a part of the program that would do their menstrual cycle or how to do a self-breast exam. 5429 04:27:05,940 --> 04:27:08,120 My favorite part of the program is the resource guide. 5430 04:27:08,220 --> 04:27:12,600 Here you can go in and find nonprofit organizations to give you additional information. 5431 04:27:12,980 --> 04:27:16,620 So if you can't find what you need in the program, it'll give you the non-smoking clinic or whatever. 5432 04:27:16,740 --> 04:27:17,100 Exactly. 5433 04:27:17,240 --> 04:27:19,080 So I'm going to bring up smoking right now. 5434 04:27:20,300 --> 04:27:21,920 And here's some different places to get in touch with. 5435 04:27:22,000 --> 04:27:22,820 With a whole paragraph. 5436 04:27:22,820 --> 04:27:23,420 That's great. 5437 04:27:23,700 --> 04:27:24,980 Lauren, David, thank you very much. 5438 04:27:25,040 --> 04:27:29,360 If you're a student just graduating from school, one issue you're dealing with is a career. 5439 04:27:29,780 --> 04:27:31,380 What do I want to be when I grow up? 5440 04:27:31,620 --> 04:27:34,080 Well, there is even software to help you figure that out. 5441 04:27:34,260 --> 04:27:35,020 Computer games. 5442 04:27:35,020 --> 04:27:40,220 Pat and Ross Nida are business consultants who work with a software program called Career Design. 5443 04:27:40,880 --> 04:27:44,060 They use the software to help their clients choose a career path. 5444 04:27:44,380 --> 04:27:47,020 Ross knows a little bit about how this works. 5445 04:27:47,460 --> 04:27:50,460 He used the program to find his niche in the business world. 5446 04:27:50,780 --> 04:27:51,100 Niche. 5447 04:27:51,100 --> 04:27:57,980 I was going to be a corporate guy in a chrome and steel box and do consulting. 5448 04:27:58,480 --> 04:28:02,120 And I realized that I didn't want to be that kind of person. 5449 04:28:02,680 --> 04:28:03,960 Great colors going on. 5450 04:28:05,080 --> 04:28:06,740 With Pat and Ross. 5451 04:28:07,280 --> 04:28:09,120 Pat Nida and Ross Nida. 5452 04:28:10,540 --> 04:28:12,840 I was going to be a corporate flag. 5453 04:28:13,580 --> 04:28:14,700 I thought, you know what? 5454 04:28:15,540 --> 04:28:17,440 I don't want to be a corporate whore. 5455 04:28:19,160 --> 04:28:20,600 I wanted to do my own thing. 5456 04:28:20,900 --> 04:28:22,500 So I set out on my bicycle. 5457 04:28:24,240 --> 04:28:25,220 I met Pat. 5458 04:28:26,160 --> 04:28:27,300 The rest is history. 5459 04:28:34,960 --> 04:28:36,140 One, one, one, one, one. 5460 04:28:36,480 --> 04:28:41,960 Was my voice going fucking ominous there for a moment when I had the amnesphere on? 5461 04:28:42,160 --> 04:28:42,800 Let me see here. 5462 04:28:46,240 --> 04:28:46,680 Amnesphere. 5463 04:28:51,740 --> 04:28:52,140 Amnesphere. 5464 04:28:52,140 --> 04:28:52,180 Amnesphere. 5465 04:28:53,880 --> 04:28:55,100 I don't think it does. 5466 04:28:55,100 --> 04:29:07,980 Okay, it's Pat and Ross Nida here. 5467 04:29:08,940 --> 04:29:09,580 Do consulting. 5468 04:29:09,700 --> 04:29:10,060 Corporate. 5469 04:29:10,180 --> 04:29:12,300 To find his niche in the business world. 5470 04:29:12,840 --> 04:29:19,780 I was going to be a corporate guy in a chrome and steel box and do consulting. 5471 04:29:19,780 --> 04:29:21,300 And I realized. 5472 04:29:21,880 --> 04:29:25,680 I was going to be in a steel box for the corporations. 5473 04:29:25,860 --> 04:29:28,300 They were going to put me in a corporation box. 5474 04:29:29,480 --> 04:29:30,800 It was made of steel. 5475 04:29:32,460 --> 04:29:35,040 I think I don't want to be in this box. 5476 04:29:35,720 --> 04:29:37,600 I didn't want to be that kind of person. 5477 04:29:37,860 --> 04:29:43,680 Ross was about to be a corporate person and suddenly became a half-time consultant, half-time teacher because of career design. 5478 04:29:43,680 --> 04:29:48,040 It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology and being as. 5479 04:29:48,660 --> 04:29:48,900 Do. 5480 04:29:53,620 --> 04:29:54,020 Do. 5481 04:29:54,820 --> 04:29:55,020 Do. 5482 04:29:55,380 --> 04:29:56,960 His own boss and all those sorts of things. 5483 04:29:57,220 --> 04:29:59,980 Career design is an interactive self-help program. 5484 04:30:00,520 --> 04:30:01,620 Ross box. 5485 04:30:01,780 --> 04:30:04,220 That directs the user through a series of exercises. 5486 04:30:04,420 --> 04:30:05,680 Designed to answer three. 5487 04:30:05,780 --> 04:30:05,980 Help. 5488 04:30:06,040 --> 04:30:07,580 He and teacher because of career design. 5489 04:30:07,580 --> 04:30:12,820 To be a corporate person and suddenly became a half-time consultant, half-time teacher because of career design. 5490 04:30:13,220 --> 04:30:15,980 It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology. 5491 04:30:16,520 --> 04:30:17,100 The box. 5492 04:30:17,880 --> 04:30:17,960 Do. 5493 04:30:19,060 --> 04:30:20,240 The kid box. 5494 04:30:20,660 --> 04:30:23,080 I was interested in corporation steel boxes. 5495 04:30:23,560 --> 04:30:24,000 Sandy. 5496 04:30:24,160 --> 04:30:25,040 Ross's career design. 5497 04:30:25,420 --> 04:30:28,720 It helped him understand that he was interested in kids and technology and. 5498 04:30:29,400 --> 04:30:29,520 Do. 5499 04:30:29,940 --> 04:30:32,020 Being his own boss and all those sorts of things. 5500 04:30:32,020 --> 04:30:35,000 Career design is an interactive self-help program. 5501 04:30:35,000 --> 04:30:37,820 That directs the user through a series of exercises. 5502 04:30:38,140 --> 04:30:39,600 Designed to answer three questions. 5503 04:30:39,600 --> 04:30:40,540 Pop up the Ross box. 5504 04:30:40,620 --> 04:30:41,140 Who am I? 5505 04:30:41,140 --> 04:30:41,380 Uh-huh. 5506 04:30:41,380 --> 04:30:42,180 What do I want? 5507 04:30:42,300 --> 04:30:43,420 And how do I get there? 5508 04:30:43,960 --> 04:30:48,040 Ross Nida says the software forces people to focus on the right issues. 5509 04:30:48,420 --> 04:30:49,520 And in the right order. 5510 04:30:49,900 --> 04:30:51,960 A lot of people want to start out with a resume. 5511 04:30:52,660 --> 04:30:56,340 That's Ross and Pat's electric sex palace there. 5512 04:30:56,340 --> 04:30:56,860 Series of exercises. 5513 04:30:57,140 --> 04:30:58,580 Designed to answer self-help. 5514 04:30:58,660 --> 04:30:59,260 G&M. 5515 04:30:59,620 --> 04:31:00,060 That directs. 5516 04:31:00,060 --> 04:31:00,400 Am I. 5517 04:31:00,480 --> 04:31:01,120 Forces people to. 5518 04:31:01,120 --> 04:31:02,960 Pure beige. 5519 04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:04,300 The focus on the right issues. 5520 04:31:04,700 --> 04:31:05,780 And in the right order. 5521 04:31:06,180 --> 04:31:08,260 A lot of people want to start out with a resume. 5522 04:31:09,020 --> 04:31:11,680 You end with a resume in career design. 5523 04:31:12,140 --> 04:31:15,920 You figure out with career design what you want to be and how you think you want to get there. 5524 04:31:16,380 --> 04:31:18,420 And then you go and get the resume stuff. 5525 04:31:19,160 --> 04:31:22,360 And if there were advice that I would give job hunters. 5526 04:31:23,260 --> 04:31:24,900 First you get the resume. 5527 04:31:25,640 --> 04:31:27,260 Then you get the money. 5528 04:31:27,960 --> 04:31:29,280 Then you get the woman. 5529 04:31:29,580 --> 04:31:32,260 Then you get the steel box. 5530 04:31:32,960 --> 04:31:34,420 Then you get the toolbox. 5531 04:31:34,420 --> 04:31:37,120 And career changers don't start with the resume. 5532 04:31:37,120 --> 04:31:38,220 You end with the resume. 5533 04:31:38,960 --> 04:31:39,360 Otherwise. 5534 04:31:40,200 --> 04:31:42,540 I mean you're missing all that goes ahead of it. 5535 04:31:42,600 --> 04:31:45,900 And the resume may just be a hollow shell that does you no good at all. 5536 04:31:46,340 --> 04:31:48,340 So what's the story with the fucking resume? 5537 04:31:48,520 --> 04:31:49,660 When do we need the resume? 5538 04:31:50,160 --> 04:31:50,460 Ken. 5539 04:31:51,200 --> 04:31:51,800 Or Pat. 5540 04:31:52,180 --> 04:31:52,900 Ken Shamrock. 5541 04:31:52,980 --> 04:31:53,740 Thank you very much. 5542 04:31:55,200 --> 04:31:59,000 Just when I hear what he has to say about the resume again. 5543 04:31:59,080 --> 04:32:00,180 He's a game changer. 5544 04:32:00,360 --> 04:32:02,440 A lot of people want to start out with a resume. 5545 04:32:03,240 --> 04:32:05,840 You end with a resume in career design. 5546 04:32:06,320 --> 04:32:10,080 You figure out with career design what you want to be and how you think you want to get there. 5547 04:32:10,420 --> 04:32:12,600 And then you go and get the resume stuff. 5548 04:32:13,100 --> 04:32:18,340 And if there were advice that I would give job hunters and career changers. 5549 04:32:18,460 --> 04:32:19,500 Don't start with the resume. 5550 04:32:19,700 --> 04:32:20,600 You end with the resume. 5551 04:32:21,360 --> 04:32:21,740 Otherwise. 5552 04:32:22,560 --> 04:32:24,920 I mean you're missing all that goes ahead of it. 5553 04:32:24,980 --> 04:32:28,260 And the resume may just be a hollow shell that does you no good at all. 5554 04:32:28,800 --> 04:32:29,420 Thank you very much. 5555 04:32:29,780 --> 04:32:31,020 McGax there. 5556 04:32:31,520 --> 04:32:35,060 And Titus has a touch of Rick Rosovich from Top Gun. 5557 04:32:35,860 --> 04:32:36,880 I'll have to go back to it. 5558 04:32:36,980 --> 04:32:37,360 It does have. 5559 04:32:37,680 --> 04:32:41,380 Although you do concede that she had definite Screech vibes. 5560 04:32:41,740 --> 04:32:42,720 And thank you very much. 5561 04:32:42,800 --> 04:32:43,360 Ken Shamrock. 5562 04:32:43,600 --> 04:32:49,280 That's a really important point because a lot of people end up focusing on what is the best hype face. 5563 04:32:49,320 --> 04:32:51,860 And what kind of paper is the best paper to use. 5564 04:32:52,300 --> 04:32:55,420 And really the issue is how can I best live the rest of my life? 5565 04:32:55,700 --> 04:32:59,780 What's the best way to demonstrate who I am so that I have a fulfilling job? 5566 04:32:59,900 --> 04:33:04,320 We've been listening to these people now for about fucking five or ten minutes. 5567 04:33:04,480 --> 04:33:06,700 I actually don't even know what they're doing. 5568 04:33:07,240 --> 04:33:12,660 Like all I know is that he got out of the corporation steel box and he likes kids and technology. 5569 04:33:13,860 --> 04:33:18,080 And she works in an office with him while he's researching kids and technology. 5570 04:33:18,580 --> 04:33:22,440 And then resumes aren't fucking needed until the end. 5571 04:33:22,520 --> 04:33:23,140 Till you leave. 5572 04:33:23,600 --> 04:33:25,620 I don't even know what they're doing, man. 5573 04:33:25,620 --> 04:33:28,340 That's a really, I think that's important. 5574 04:33:28,740 --> 04:33:36,180 Once you decide on the right job, career design helps write your resume and lets you practice job interviews with sample questions and answers. 5575 04:33:36,960 --> 04:33:41,160 The software also helps you set salary goals by doing backward financial planning. 5576 04:33:41,880 --> 04:33:45,740 Tell the program how much you want to spend each month and it will tell you how much. 5577 04:33:45,740 --> 04:33:48,780 They're in their gap making software. 5578 04:33:48,780 --> 04:33:52,360 That helps you do your weekly monthly budget. 5579 04:33:55,360 --> 04:33:57,220 You know, is that what this is? 5580 04:33:57,300 --> 04:33:58,700 Income you need to earn. 5581 04:33:59,660 --> 04:34:02,400 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 5582 04:34:02,400 --> 04:34:11,820 I think Jonel Patterson got married some point through the Computer Chronicles series and became Jonel Stelson. 5583 04:34:12,340 --> 04:34:14,660 Could be wrong, but it's an educated guess. 5584 04:34:15,660 --> 04:34:22,880 How could you get that many Janels in the working on that job, that particular job in the Bay Area? 5585 04:34:35,380 --> 04:34:37,820 Suppose you want to do better in school. 5586 04:34:37,960 --> 04:34:39,000 Do better on your... 5587 04:34:39,000 --> 04:34:39,920 School. 5588 04:34:40,660 --> 04:34:43,160 Just a quick look at the look there that he gives us. 5589 04:34:43,500 --> 04:34:51,120 The look of stew is in your eyes tonight. 5590 04:34:51,120 --> 04:34:53,480 At school. 5591 04:34:54,300 --> 04:34:55,140 Do better. 5592 04:34:56,180 --> 04:34:57,200 With software. 5593 04:34:57,800 --> 04:34:58,520 The look. 5594 04:34:59,080 --> 04:34:59,960 Of stew. 5595 04:35:00,320 --> 04:35:01,220 Better in school. 5596 04:35:01,380 --> 04:35:02,640 Do better on your tests. 5597 04:35:02,820 --> 04:35:03,560 Read faster. 5598 04:35:04,100 --> 04:35:05,440 Software to the rescue. 5599 04:35:05,580 --> 04:35:06,140 Joining us now. 5600 04:35:06,920 --> 04:35:09,920 Lovely little laugh there he had about software to the rescue. 5601 04:35:09,920 --> 04:35:11,000 Do better on your tests. 5602 04:35:11,180 --> 04:35:11,940 Read faster. 5603 04:35:12,460 --> 04:35:13,800 Software to the rescue. 5604 04:35:14,400 --> 04:35:16,240 It's a lovely little eyebrow there. 5605 04:35:16,640 --> 04:35:17,640 Trying to do that there. 5606 04:35:17,640 --> 04:35:18,640 Mindware. 5607 04:35:33,060 --> 04:35:38,200 Joining us now are Faye Schwartz of Davidson & Associates and back with us Bruce Ehrlich of Mindware. 5608 04:35:38,660 --> 04:35:40,120 Faye, how can a computer help... 5609 04:35:40,120 --> 04:35:41,940 Mindware is after you. 5610 04:35:43,280 --> 04:35:44,200 I wish... 5611 04:35:44,200 --> 04:35:44,860 Sorry you're here. 5612 04:35:44,860 --> 04:35:48,860 I really need a hotkey with the fucking... 5613 04:35:49,920 --> 04:35:55,360 I think it's worth just giving me a moment to hotkey an ominous drone sound. 5614 04:35:55,880 --> 04:35:56,680 I think that's... 5615 04:35:56,680 --> 04:35:57,540 I think it's worth it. 5616 04:36:05,000 --> 04:36:08,600 I mean it makes me happy. 5617 04:36:08,960 --> 04:36:09,860 So then I think the show... 5618 04:36:10,520 --> 04:36:13,440 The Computer Chronicles show will be a lot better. 5619 04:36:13,440 --> 04:36:19,840 Where the fuck is the... 5620 04:36:19,840 --> 04:36:21,480 The omnisphere? 5621 04:36:29,820 --> 04:36:31,140 I'm just going to leave it there. 5622 04:36:31,980 --> 04:36:32,780 I can click it. 5623 04:36:36,780 --> 04:36:38,340 Help me read faster. 5624 04:36:38,340 --> 04:36:38,340 Help me read faster. 5625 04:36:38,340 --> 04:36:42,580 Well a computer is really ideally suited to help you read faster. 5626 04:36:43,180 --> 04:36:46,860 The typical adult reads about 250 to 300 words a minute. 5627 04:36:47,060 --> 04:36:49,380 Which is about the speed of conversational speech. 5628 04:36:49,500 --> 04:36:53,100 In other words we read word by word just like we speak word by word. 5629 04:36:53,540 --> 04:36:55,120 This really limits us terribly. 5630 04:36:55,780 --> 04:37:00,300 Ken Dole, Dad, the dog said, thank you very much. 5631 04:37:01,340 --> 04:37:05,860 A program like Speed Reader can help you refocus those habits. 5632 04:37:06,200 --> 04:37:09,680 It can help you read two to three times faster with no loss in comprehension, 5633 04:37:09,940 --> 04:37:11,320 usually a gain in comprehension. 5634 04:37:11,580 --> 04:37:11,900 Show me how. 5635 04:37:12,300 --> 04:37:12,620 Okay. 5636 04:37:13,140 --> 04:37:17,040 Let's say that you begin your workout with reading warmups. 5637 04:37:17,900 --> 04:37:18,160 Wow. 5638 04:37:18,400 --> 04:37:20,820 This is a Speed Reader fucking software. 5639 04:37:20,980 --> 04:37:22,960 This was where software was at back in the day. 5640 04:37:23,540 --> 04:37:24,700 And look at that for an image. 5641 04:37:24,980 --> 04:37:26,020 Reading warmups. 5642 04:37:26,500 --> 04:37:29,660 It's like a little fucking stick man doing a bit of yoga with a book. 5643 04:37:30,940 --> 04:37:32,600 And then you've got eye movement. 5644 04:37:32,600 --> 04:37:35,280 That's going to test how fucking fast your eyes are. 5645 04:37:35,360 --> 04:37:40,500 It's going to warm your eyes up because we all know before you go into a big fucking read, 5646 04:37:40,500 --> 04:37:43,600 you really need to fucking warm up your eyes. 5647 04:37:45,080 --> 04:37:46,000 Newspaper reading. 5648 04:37:46,120 --> 04:37:52,860 That's a different kettle of fish to fucking book reading or looking at signs on the street. 5649 04:37:54,180 --> 04:37:56,700 Timed against the clock. 5650 04:37:56,700 --> 04:37:59,720 There's a lovely gamified element to reading with that game. 5651 04:37:59,860 --> 04:38:01,000 That little side quest. 5652 04:38:01,320 --> 04:38:02,560 The timed situation. 5653 04:38:03,880 --> 04:38:04,840 Paced reading. 5654 04:38:05,020 --> 04:38:08,740 Now that's something we'd be really interested in on this particular stream. 5655 04:38:09,200 --> 04:38:10,920 We're all about the pace here as well. 5656 04:38:12,680 --> 04:38:14,420 It's best to pace yourself. 5657 04:38:14,420 --> 04:38:22,920 You know, you do not want to go into a fucking new novel or paper or an article. 5658 04:38:23,880 --> 04:38:25,660 You might have a think piece. 5659 04:38:26,660 --> 04:38:27,560 In front of you. 5660 04:38:27,560 --> 04:38:29,160 And you're thinking to yourself. 5661 04:38:29,520 --> 04:38:35,040 Am I really going to tackle this in the allotted time frame that I have actually put aside for this? 5662 04:38:35,700 --> 04:38:37,840 Have I got the right pace for it? 5663 04:38:38,960 --> 04:38:41,460 You know, you might want to, you don't want to scan a think piece. 5664 04:38:41,540 --> 04:38:42,780 You want to think about it. 5665 04:38:42,900 --> 04:38:44,020 The clues in the name. 5666 04:38:45,020 --> 04:38:46,480 But most intriguing. 5667 04:38:47,340 --> 04:38:48,260 For me anyways. 5668 04:38:48,860 --> 04:38:49,760 Is the option. 5669 04:38:50,200 --> 04:38:50,960 IMAX. 5670 04:38:52,580 --> 04:38:54,020 Now IMAX, of course. 5671 04:38:54,980 --> 04:38:59,340 You think of an amazing cinema experience with a gigantic screen. 5672 04:38:59,700 --> 04:39:00,800 Almost envelopes you. 5673 04:39:02,540 --> 04:39:05,980 But this looks like some kind of iPuzzle game. 5674 04:39:07,160 --> 04:39:08,560 Built into the software. 5675 04:39:09,980 --> 04:39:11,760 This predates IMAX cinema. 5676 04:39:12,540 --> 04:39:13,400 I would imagine. 5677 04:39:13,920 --> 04:39:14,720 It's 1993. 5678 04:39:16,960 --> 04:39:17,920 Let's have a look. 5679 04:39:18,160 --> 04:39:18,840 Speed reader. 5680 04:39:19,020 --> 04:39:22,380 And let's just see what the pitch was again one more time before we launch this. 5681 04:39:22,460 --> 04:39:25,260 Because it looks like a lot of fucking work went into this. 5682 04:39:27,480 --> 04:39:30,040 And we're dealing with Faye Schwartz. 5683 04:39:31,360 --> 04:39:36,460 And it's a lovely Schwarzkopf hairdo. 5684 04:39:38,100 --> 04:39:42,120 It's a hairdo known as the Schwarzkopf Schultz. 5685 04:39:44,620 --> 04:39:45,640 I know this. 5686 04:39:47,120 --> 04:39:48,560 As I've seen it. 5687 04:39:49,600 --> 04:39:50,620 I've seen it about. 5688 04:39:53,840 --> 04:39:54,480 Schultz. 5689 04:39:56,880 --> 04:39:57,480 Schultz. 5690 04:39:59,920 --> 04:40:00,520 Schultz. 5691 04:40:00,520 --> 04:40:03,680 Schultz. 5692 04:40:06,080 --> 04:40:06,760 Schultz. 5693 04:40:07,260 --> 04:40:07,660 Schultz. 5694 04:40:09,260 --> 04:40:09,620 Schultz. 5695 04:40:10,080 --> 04:40:10,360 Speech. 5696 04:40:10,520 --> 04:40:14,140 In other words, we read word by word just like we speak word by word. 5697 04:40:14,340 --> 04:40:16,140 This really limits us terribly. 5698 04:40:16,680 --> 04:40:21,320 So a program like Speed Reader can help you refocus those habits. 5699 04:40:22,260 --> 04:40:24,740 The earrings are like little ball chandeliers. 5700 04:40:24,740 --> 04:40:27,600 Help you read two to three times faster with no loss in comprehension. 5701 04:40:27,860 --> 04:40:29,220 Usually a gain in comprehension. 5702 04:40:29,300 --> 04:40:29,820 Show me how. 5703 04:40:30,220 --> 04:40:30,520 Okay. 5704 04:40:31,180 --> 04:40:32,100 Let's say that you begin. 5705 04:40:32,100 --> 04:40:32,820 Show me how. 5706 04:40:33,400 --> 04:40:33,700 Okay. 5707 04:40:35,000 --> 04:40:35,820 Less talking. 5708 04:40:36,320 --> 04:40:37,780 More demonstration, please. 5709 04:40:37,920 --> 04:40:38,920 You begin your warm-up. 5710 04:40:38,920 --> 04:40:40,540 You begin your workout with reading warm-ups. 5711 04:40:40,540 --> 04:40:40,540 Game board. 5712 04:40:40,540 --> 04:40:43,280 We're going to look at warm-up words today. 5713 04:40:43,280 --> 04:40:47,940 You will see two words flash on the screen briefly. 5714 04:40:48,620 --> 04:40:51,600 And then you pick them out of the list which appears. 5715 04:40:51,940 --> 04:40:53,100 You click on them. 5716 04:40:53,880 --> 04:40:57,640 And they come on the screen at ever-increasing times. 5717 04:40:58,440 --> 04:41:05,460 Let's say that later on in our workout or maybe the next week, we moved up to three words at a higher speed. 5718 04:41:05,460 --> 04:41:06,140 Speed nine. 5719 04:41:06,340 --> 04:41:07,700 It would look something like this. 5720 04:41:07,880 --> 04:41:08,160 Wow. 5721 04:41:08,660 --> 04:41:09,960 So you see. 5722 04:41:11,280 --> 04:41:14,460 So these are just exercises to get me to see more words. 5723 04:41:14,700 --> 04:41:15,220 Exactly. 5724 04:41:15,560 --> 04:41:22,340 These are exercises to increase your peripheral vision, to make you use your peripheral vision, and to speed your perception. 5725 04:41:22,340 --> 04:41:22,500 You're not a killer. 5726 04:41:23,000 --> 04:41:25,060 Let's look next at newspaper reading. 5727 04:41:25,500 --> 04:41:28,800 We all have lots of newspapers and magazines to read, and this exercise. 5728 04:41:29,080 --> 04:41:30,500 Is Schwartz your real name, Schwartz? 5729 04:41:30,500 --> 04:41:31,080 Size will. 5730 04:41:31,480 --> 04:41:32,100 No, it's not. 5731 04:41:32,480 --> 04:41:33,660 Help you to do that better. 5732 04:41:33,960 --> 04:41:35,420 The speed is adjustable. 5733 04:41:35,680 --> 04:41:38,000 Let's read this one at 500 words a minute. 5734 04:41:40,220 --> 04:41:44,500 First, we see what the topic is going to be, and we're set. 5735 04:41:44,880 --> 04:41:48,800 And we see the reading appearing on the screen with groups of words highlighted. 5736 04:41:49,300 --> 04:41:52,440 This guides your eye movement so that you can read efficiently. 5737 04:41:53,360 --> 04:41:56,740 It, again, forces you to use your peripheral vision. 5738 04:41:56,740 --> 04:41:56,740 Game boy. 5739 04:41:57,120 --> 04:42:03,580 It does not allow you to backtrack, which is very wasteful and takes a lot of time. 5740 04:42:04,180 --> 04:42:08,440 At the end of every reading passage, you get an opportunity to take the comprehension quiz. 5741 04:42:08,440 --> 04:42:09,240 It's not just speed. 5742 04:42:09,300 --> 04:42:10,680 It forces me to know what I was reading. 5743 04:42:10,800 --> 04:42:12,100 It forces you to know what you're reading. 5744 04:42:12,260 --> 04:42:13,400 It tests your comprehension. 5745 04:42:13,880 --> 04:42:17,940 We're not going to do that now, but we are going to look at a progress graph. 5746 04:42:18,120 --> 04:42:20,560 At any time, you can look at your progress chart. 5747 04:42:20,560 --> 04:42:20,720 Nintendo game boy. 5748 04:42:20,720 --> 04:42:22,760 Or you can look at the graph. 5749 04:42:22,760 --> 04:42:25,280 Let's look at my progress on newspaper reading. 5750 04:42:25,280 --> 04:42:30,680 And we see in graph form the wonderful progress I've made in newspaper reading. 5751 04:42:30,680 --> 04:42:32,400 How much faster you got each time you practice? 5752 04:42:32,400 --> 04:42:32,600 Yeah. 5753 04:42:32,720 --> 04:42:38,780 I went from 250 up to 650 words a minute, which is a very reasonable goal, really. 5754 04:42:39,300 --> 04:42:40,220 Very accomplishable. 5755 04:42:41,220 --> 04:42:46,320 So, in summary, I would say that speed reader can make you a faster, more flexible reader. 5756 04:42:46,900 --> 04:42:48,880 It can give you a range of reading speeds. 5757 04:42:49,560 --> 04:42:54,760 Reading everything at the same slow speed is something like having a car that goes only 20 miles an hour. 5758 04:42:55,360 --> 04:42:59,880 It does get you from place to place, but it's not efficient, and it's not much fun to drive. 5759 04:43:00,060 --> 04:43:01,040 Okay, Bruce, your turn. 5760 04:43:01,140 --> 04:43:05,360 Faye showed me how to improve my reading, and you're going to show me a program that will help me improve my intelligence? 5761 04:43:05,900 --> 04:43:06,800 Yes, it's been discussed. 5762 04:43:19,300 --> 04:43:23,540 A scientist that you can actually improve your intelligence by practicing it. 5763 04:43:24,080 --> 04:43:31,080 And here at Mindware, we've developed a program called IQ Builder, which actually helps you to build 53 different components of intelligence. 5764 04:43:31,200 --> 04:43:33,360 All right, show me some of the modules here in IQ Builder. 5765 04:43:33,620 --> 04:43:36,000 Well, I'm going to go into a practice test first. 5766 04:43:36,080 --> 04:43:36,980 IQ Builder. 5767 04:43:37,000 --> 04:43:40,400 You have a general test of IQ and then verbal and numerical. 5768 04:43:40,900 --> 04:43:42,300 And you can see here in the practice mode. 5769 04:43:42,300 --> 04:43:44,240 So, we're going to practice a general IQ test. 5770 04:43:44,300 --> 04:43:44,520 Yeah. 5771 04:43:45,040 --> 04:43:46,540 And here we go. 5772 04:43:46,660 --> 04:43:48,920 It's going to load the test material. 5773 04:43:49,880 --> 04:43:51,680 So, we're going to see sample questions. 5774 04:43:51,960 --> 04:43:55,500 So, insert the word that means the same as the words outside the bracket. 5775 04:43:55,800 --> 04:43:57,540 Yeah, that's what's called a verbal. 5776 04:43:58,820 --> 04:43:59,180 Uh-huh. 5777 04:43:59,280 --> 04:44:00,060 Ran out of time. 5778 04:44:00,180 --> 04:44:01,340 So, times you also, huh? 5779 04:44:01,620 --> 04:44:02,500 That's correct, yeah. 5780 04:44:02,500 --> 04:44:04,220 Here's a missing number for a numerical one. 5781 04:44:04,220 --> 04:44:05,900 We've seen all these in these IQ tests. 5782 04:44:06,020 --> 04:44:08,200 Finally, on you, the word that doesn't fit in the category. 5783 04:44:08,460 --> 04:44:09,260 The word, uh-huh. 5784 04:44:09,800 --> 04:44:10,600 What else do we have? 5785 04:44:10,680 --> 04:44:11,780 Another number one. 5786 04:44:12,160 --> 04:44:12,440 Wow. 5787 04:44:12,920 --> 04:44:14,260 And the pattern recognition thing. 5788 04:44:14,480 --> 04:44:14,800 Unbelievable. 5789 04:44:15,280 --> 04:44:15,560 What else? 5790 04:44:15,600 --> 04:44:17,300 Let's go through a couple more for us, Bruce. 5791 04:44:17,420 --> 04:44:18,280 More pattern recognition. 5792 04:44:20,240 --> 04:44:22,560 Please go through some more of us. 5793 04:44:22,620 --> 04:44:23,320 Please, Bruce. 5794 04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:24,100 Please, Bruce. 5795 04:44:24,480 --> 04:44:27,920 He threw in the name because he needed to really just get across. 5796 04:44:28,060 --> 04:44:28,580 Look, Bruce. 5797 04:44:28,660 --> 04:44:29,040 Come on. 5798 04:44:29,200 --> 04:44:30,100 The fucking... 5799 04:44:30,100 --> 04:44:31,340 The camera's on here, man. 5800 04:44:31,420 --> 04:44:33,760 Show us more than some text on a fucking screen. 5801 04:44:33,920 --> 04:44:34,260 Please. 5802 04:44:34,960 --> 04:44:35,780 Please, Bruce. 5803 04:44:36,760 --> 04:44:37,380 Here's a... 5804 04:44:37,380 --> 04:44:38,500 And the pattern recognition thing. 5805 04:44:38,500 --> 04:44:39,660 Pattern recognition, right. 5806 04:44:39,780 --> 04:44:40,060 What else? 5807 04:44:40,100 --> 04:44:41,800 Let's go through a couple more for us, Bruce. 5808 04:44:41,940 --> 04:44:42,960 More pattern recognition. 5809 04:44:45,200 --> 04:44:45,640 Uh-huh. 5810 04:44:46,720 --> 04:44:47,560 Missing word again. 5811 04:44:47,740 --> 04:44:52,260 So, it runs you through the verbal, the arithmetic skills and so on that would be in it. 5812 04:44:52,980 --> 04:44:54,080 Missing word again. 5813 04:44:55,100 --> 04:44:55,640 IQ test. 5814 04:44:55,900 --> 04:45:00,800 So, what you do is you improve your IQ in this part of it by practicing IQ test questions. 5815 04:45:00,920 --> 04:45:01,320 That's right. 5816 04:45:01,400 --> 04:45:04,660 And then at the end, you get an actual IQ score. 5817 04:45:05,280 --> 04:45:09,400 And what it does is it actually saves your place in the program. 5818 04:45:09,520 --> 04:45:13,320 So, each time you come back to it, you can go to a higher and higher level of IQ. 5819 04:45:13,700 --> 04:45:13,840 Okay. 5820 04:45:13,940 --> 04:45:17,680 How about some of the other skills that are up there on that menu at the beginning beside me? 5821 04:45:18,340 --> 04:45:19,520 Bruce has fucked it up. 5822 04:45:20,220 --> 04:45:21,740 Bruce, you gotta give me more. 5823 04:45:21,900 --> 04:45:22,740 Hurry up, Bruce. 5824 04:45:23,080 --> 04:45:23,800 Please, Bruce. 5825 04:45:23,800 --> 04:45:25,280 There's not much film. 5826 04:45:25,960 --> 04:45:26,920 Help me, Bruce. 5827 04:45:27,580 --> 04:45:29,600 We're burning film here, Brucey. 5828 04:45:30,220 --> 04:45:30,860 Bruce. 5829 04:45:32,320 --> 04:45:34,140 That IQ builder, per se. 5830 04:45:35,200 --> 04:45:37,640 Well, we have, for instance, uh... 5831 04:45:37,640 --> 04:45:40,000 Your IQ has suffered greatly. 5832 04:45:40,380 --> 04:45:43,740 Um, we have a, uh, section on memory, right. 5833 04:45:44,040 --> 04:45:46,780 And, uh, we have the, uh, for instance, memory of... 5834 04:45:46,780 --> 04:45:47,420 Congratulations. 5835 04:45:47,980 --> 04:45:48,920 You have scored. 5836 04:45:49,980 --> 04:45:51,880 65 IQ. 5837 04:45:52,880 --> 04:45:54,020 Retake test. 5838 04:45:54,500 --> 04:45:54,920 Yes. 5839 04:45:55,060 --> 04:45:55,480 No. 5840 04:45:56,140 --> 04:45:56,860 Quit program. 5841 04:45:57,500 --> 04:46:00,100 You have selected quit program. 5842 04:46:00,220 --> 04:46:00,500 Color. 5843 04:46:01,220 --> 04:46:02,220 And, uh... 5844 04:46:03,220 --> 04:46:07,620 You can see that, uh, it's now showing you a, uh, series of patterns of color. 5845 04:46:07,820 --> 04:46:09,140 And you have to study those patterns. 5846 04:46:09,140 --> 04:46:10,320 And in a minute, they'll go away. 5847 04:46:10,320 --> 04:46:11,700 So, please view the test pattern. 5848 04:46:11,960 --> 04:46:14,660 And then I'm gonna be asked to say where the colors were and so on? 5849 04:46:14,940 --> 04:46:15,460 That's right. 5850 04:46:15,620 --> 04:46:16,280 Number of attempts. 5851 04:46:16,280 --> 04:46:18,040 I see correct matches, correct colors. 5852 04:46:18,240 --> 04:46:19,020 And then they go away. 5853 04:46:19,080 --> 04:46:22,020 And then you have to, uh, find out, uh, put... 5854 04:46:22,020 --> 04:46:22,340 Right. 5855 04:46:23,220 --> 04:46:23,600 Okay. 5856 04:46:23,660 --> 04:46:26,340 What other, what other kinds of skills could I work on for my brain here? 5857 04:46:26,740 --> 04:46:27,580 Well, we've got, uh... 5858 04:46:27,580 --> 04:46:28,500 For my brain. 5859 04:46:28,500 --> 04:46:29,060 Perception. 5860 04:46:29,300 --> 04:46:32,600 So, we can go into, um, perception of balance. 5861 04:46:32,600 --> 04:46:32,720 Perception. 5862 04:46:33,160 --> 04:46:34,700 Go to the drop-down menu. 5863 04:46:34,840 --> 04:46:37,420 We select perception from the drop-down menu. 5864 04:46:38,560 --> 04:46:40,740 We just go up to the top toolbar here. 5865 04:46:40,740 --> 04:46:41,780 And we go up to perception. 5866 04:46:41,980 --> 04:46:42,660 And we select... 5867 04:46:42,660 --> 04:46:44,440 We select balance. 5868 04:46:44,440 --> 04:46:45,500 Perception of balance. 5869 04:46:45,920 --> 04:46:47,140 From the drop-down menu. 5870 04:46:47,280 --> 04:46:50,680 You're gonna be, uh, given, uh, a series of, uh... 5871 04:46:50,680 --> 04:46:51,600 Look at this. 5872 04:46:51,880 --> 04:46:53,040 Um... 5873 04:46:53,040 --> 04:46:53,980 Um... 5874 04:46:53,980 --> 04:46:54,740 Dots. 5875 04:46:54,740 --> 04:46:57,900 He doesn't even know what he's fucking saying. 5876 04:46:59,200 --> 04:47:02,140 We got a selection of, um... 5877 04:47:02,140 --> 04:47:03,140 Um... 5878 04:47:03,140 --> 04:47:05,140 Um... 5879 04:47:05,140 --> 04:47:08,340 Stu comes in with... 5880 04:47:08,340 --> 04:47:08,920 Dots. 5881 04:47:09,540 --> 04:47:11,040 Of, uh, and, um... 5882 04:47:11,040 --> 04:47:15,760 You're gonna be, uh, given, uh, a series of, uh, of, uh... 5883 04:47:15,760 --> 04:47:16,980 Um... 5884 04:47:16,980 --> 04:47:17,980 Um... 5885 04:47:17,980 --> 04:47:18,720 Dots. 5886 04:47:18,720 --> 04:47:18,800 Dots. 5887 04:47:18,800 --> 04:47:20,900 You have to, yeah, you have to, uh, be able to... 5888 04:47:20,900 --> 04:47:22,200 How many were on the screen? 5889 04:47:22,280 --> 04:47:22,940 Yeah, that's right. 5890 04:47:22,940 --> 04:47:23,680 Or on the other side and so on? 5891 04:47:23,740 --> 04:47:23,980 Uh-huh. 5892 04:47:25,720 --> 04:47:28,820 Now, is there any data, Bruce, that suggests, I mean, this really works? 5893 04:47:28,880 --> 04:47:30,000 I get smarter or better? 5894 04:47:30,880 --> 04:47:31,920 Data, Bruce. 5895 04:47:32,060 --> 04:47:33,100 Somehow, by, by... 5896 04:47:33,100 --> 04:47:33,240 Yeah. 5897 04:47:33,380 --> 04:47:33,780 One more. 5898 04:47:33,780 --> 04:47:41,520 They've actually done a whole series of, uh, experiments where they've shown that, that IQ can be improved through, um, practice. 5899 04:47:41,740 --> 04:47:43,820 So, it's like muscles, not just like a nautilus? 5900 04:47:43,940 --> 04:47:45,420 Yeah, it's like a nautilus machine. 5901 04:47:46,000 --> 04:47:47,560 Uh, well, actually a series of nautilus machines. 5902 04:47:47,560 --> 04:47:49,660 And each one isolating a different mental muscle, so to speak. 5903 04:47:49,660 --> 04:47:50,160 Right. 5904 04:47:50,160 --> 04:47:51,020 So, you can work them out. 5905 04:47:51,020 --> 04:47:51,900 Practice my brain muscles. 5906 04:47:51,900 --> 04:47:53,020 Thank you both very much. 5907 04:47:53,020 --> 04:47:53,920 Okay, in just a minute. 5908 04:47:54,280 --> 04:47:56,480 Software that will analyze your personality. 5909 04:47:56,740 --> 04:47:57,480 So, don't go away. 5910 04:47:57,480 --> 04:48:17,820 When NASA wanted to find a way to evaluate the personalities of future astronauts, they turned to something called the Kaler process model. 5911 04:48:18,260 --> 04:48:19,360 Well, now you can use... 5912 04:48:19,360 --> 04:48:20,320 Who's the girl? 5913 04:48:20,960 --> 04:48:24,900 They don't, they don't usually have a woman in the situation, do they? 5914 04:48:25,900 --> 04:48:31,160 When NASA wanted to find a way to evaluate the personalities of future astronauts, they turned to some... 5915 04:48:31,160 --> 04:48:32,260 Blonde lady! 5916 04:48:32,260 --> 04:48:34,560 ...something called the Kaler process model. 5917 04:48:34,980 --> 04:48:39,440 Well, now you can use that same psychological tool to evaluate your own personality. 5918 04:48:39,440 --> 04:48:43,240 Here to show us how is Karen Conroe with a program called Insight. 5919 04:48:43,240 --> 04:48:46,860 Okay, how do we use Insight to evaluate our personalities, Karen? 5920 04:48:46,860 --> 04:48:52,160 Insight begins with a 30-minute interview comprised of statements and responses. 5921 04:48:52,660 --> 04:49:00,160 You choose the responses that are appropriate for you, and your responses result in a personality house, a personality structure as we see here. 5922 04:49:00,160 --> 04:49:02,960 So, this would be the profile of someone who's just taken the interview. 5923 04:49:03,180 --> 04:49:03,880 That's right. 5924 04:49:03,940 --> 04:49:05,220 And what does it tell us about that person? 5925 04:49:05,360 --> 04:49:05,940 That's right. 5926 04:49:06,240 --> 04:49:07,940 It tells them their personality base. 5927 04:49:08,200 --> 04:49:16,140 Stewart is pepped up, but I mean, if you really want to see a moment where Stewart pepped up, it's Kiki Stockhammer. 5928 04:49:16,280 --> 04:49:17,800 It's unbelievable, man. 5929 04:49:18,300 --> 04:49:19,760 It was like a fucking... 5930 04:49:19,760 --> 04:49:23,080 If he had a tail, his tail would have been like... 5931 04:49:23,080 --> 04:49:28,040 Just like a fucking mahogany piece of wood just like stuck up. 5932 04:49:29,480 --> 04:49:31,420 Would have been all bushy. 5933 04:49:31,420 --> 04:49:35,600 ...their core, and how the other segments of their person... 5934 04:49:35,600 --> 04:49:38,060 He looked like a fucking bobcat. 5935 04:49:38,060 --> 04:49:40,380 When Kiki Stockhammer was in the studio. 5936 04:49:40,520 --> 04:49:42,400 ...personality are integrated into their actions. 5937 04:49:42,400 --> 04:49:44,080 So, this is a major workaholic here, huh? 5938 04:49:44,080 --> 04:49:45,520 Yes, that's right. 5939 04:49:45,860 --> 04:49:46,460 That's right. 5940 04:49:46,980 --> 04:49:52,040 Once you see your personality house, you have basically a window on yourself. 5941 04:49:52,520 --> 04:50:02,580 Insight helps you to use this information to improve your daily life, to become a happier person with your psychological needs. 5942 04:50:02,760 --> 04:50:03,860 So, what is this screen doing here? 5943 04:50:04,040 --> 04:50:08,540 What this does, it provides seven steps to personal and professional success. 5944 04:50:09,060 --> 04:50:12,720 One that I would like to look at today is managing stress effectively. 5945 04:50:12,720 --> 04:50:14,220 For our workaholic subject here. 5946 04:50:14,220 --> 04:50:14,860 That's right. 5947 04:50:15,060 --> 04:50:19,640 So, I can go in there and pick one of these seven things, and the information I get is tailored to my profile. 5948 04:50:19,800 --> 04:50:20,320 That's right. 5949 04:50:20,400 --> 04:50:21,880 It's tailored to you individually. 5950 04:50:21,960 --> 04:50:22,460 So, let's do it. 5951 04:50:23,840 --> 04:50:24,180 Okay. 5952 04:50:24,180 --> 04:50:30,020 We all know that what's stressful for some people is exciting or motivating for somebody else. 5953 04:50:31,020 --> 04:50:40,600 Each of us has specific distress patterns and predictable and observable distress signals. 5954 04:50:40,600 --> 04:50:43,960 So, this is giving us basic background on the principles of stress in general? 5955 04:50:44,120 --> 04:50:44,760 That's right. 5956 04:50:45,040 --> 04:50:45,640 That's right. 5957 04:50:45,740 --> 04:50:48,060 And then when do we get to our subject here? 5958 04:50:48,060 --> 04:50:48,580 That's right. 5959 04:50:48,760 --> 04:50:52,540 This subject, it talks about first, second, and third degree distress. 5960 04:50:52,880 --> 04:50:59,460 And for this particular subject, first degree distress is being in an attacker mode. 5961 04:50:59,560 --> 04:51:00,660 So, this person's an attacker. 5962 04:51:00,860 --> 04:51:01,280 Yes. 5963 04:51:01,540 --> 04:51:03,260 What the fuck is this? 5964 04:51:03,700 --> 04:51:07,840 If you slip into your failure potential at this time, this is attacker mode. 5965 04:51:08,580 --> 04:51:13,880 You will probably do so by attacking others as you become superior and righteous. 5966 04:51:15,300 --> 04:51:16,660 Failure potential. 5967 04:51:17,440 --> 04:51:22,040 You can become overly critical of others and angry about their lack of dedication. 5968 04:51:22,880 --> 04:51:28,240 You might begin to push your beliefs and lecture others about their lack of commitment and conviction. 5969 04:51:29,240 --> 04:51:34,820 You may also become hypersensitive to negative feedback, even when it's appropriate. 5970 04:51:36,280 --> 04:51:37,200 Really critical. 5971 04:51:37,720 --> 04:51:40,720 More concerned about what's wrong instead of what's right. 5972 04:51:40,960 --> 04:51:42,480 Being over-controlling. 5973 04:51:44,400 --> 04:51:46,360 Perhaps pushing your beliefs. 5974 04:51:47,640 --> 04:51:49,920 Saying, oh, you can't do anything right. 5975 04:51:49,980 --> 04:51:51,700 Do I have to do everything right around here? 5976 04:51:52,060 --> 04:51:53,660 That's something that will be very typical. 5977 04:51:54,380 --> 04:51:58,880 The bad news is that everybody has these kinds of stress indicators. 5978 04:51:58,880 --> 04:52:06,940 The good news is, once you realize what they are, you can catch yourself and take steps to address this in a positive way. 5979 04:52:07,420 --> 04:52:11,600 And in the long run, work to tailor your life. 5980 04:52:11,800 --> 04:52:11,840 Fuck me. 5981 04:52:11,960 --> 04:52:13,240 It's all over the place. 5982 04:52:13,340 --> 04:52:15,480 The graphics and the slides and everything. 5983 04:52:16,520 --> 04:52:19,880 It's real fucking pop psychology bollocks. 5984 04:52:20,580 --> 04:52:22,140 Stuff that I've never even heard of. 5985 04:52:22,260 --> 04:52:23,080 Like, you know, bad. 5986 04:52:23,160 --> 04:52:24,020 You've got a failure. 5987 04:52:24,320 --> 04:52:25,420 Positive failure side. 5988 04:52:25,540 --> 04:52:27,060 You're in attacker mode. 5989 04:52:27,740 --> 04:52:29,740 This is what we call attacker mode. 5990 04:52:30,540 --> 04:52:30,760 Okay. 5991 04:52:30,760 --> 04:52:32,120 You're in a position of authority. 5992 04:52:33,180 --> 04:52:36,180 And you're thinking, they don't even know how to think. 5993 04:52:37,000 --> 04:52:42,220 Or you might even quit your job with the attitude, these stupid people don't even know what they're doing. 5994 04:52:43,040 --> 04:52:46,220 You might not know it, but you're in attacker mode. 5995 04:52:47,520 --> 04:52:49,240 That's some stress indicators. 5996 04:52:49,620 --> 04:52:57,300 The good news is, once you realize what they are, you can catch yourself and take steps to address this in a positive way. 5997 04:52:57,300 --> 04:53:03,720 And in the long run, work to tailor your life and look for the types of environments. 5998 04:53:04,580 --> 04:53:10,100 You might actually start to hit somebody repeatedly with an implement or even your fists. 5999 04:53:10,520 --> 04:53:13,940 You might not know it, but this is called attacker mode. 6000 04:53:15,060 --> 04:53:17,240 That really energize you. 6001 04:53:17,420 --> 04:53:20,900 So we could spend a lot of time and you go through a lot of this advice. 6002 04:53:21,000 --> 04:53:22,920 And then how do you get to do something about what you've learned? 6003 04:53:23,580 --> 04:53:25,960 As you can see, there is a lot of information here. 6004 04:53:26,020 --> 04:53:28,640 We couldn't hope to go through it in this short time. 6005 04:53:29,320 --> 04:53:32,320 Insight has something called the Insight Action Plan. 6006 04:53:32,920 --> 04:53:34,420 And we'll get to that in just a minute. 6007 04:53:34,460 --> 04:53:37,360 Okay, so this is all the information that we could get about ourselves. 6008 04:53:37,360 --> 04:53:37,560 Look at it. 6009 04:53:38,360 --> 04:53:38,580 Yep. 6010 04:53:39,000 --> 04:53:39,640 Look at it. 6011 04:53:39,700 --> 04:53:42,580 And that's the specific distress sequence of this particular person. 6012 04:53:42,800 --> 04:53:46,400 I'm feeling fucking distressed looking through this. 6013 04:53:46,400 --> 04:53:50,980 It's like Clockwork Orange when they have your man with the eyes open. 6014 04:53:51,140 --> 04:53:53,260 He's in a fucking chair and they're showing loads of images. 6015 04:53:53,740 --> 04:53:54,900 This is just... 6016 04:53:54,900 --> 04:53:57,780 And for a moment, she goes like, yeah, look at it. 6017 04:53:58,060 --> 04:53:58,660 Look at it. 6018 04:53:58,740 --> 04:53:58,940 Yeah. 6019 04:53:59,300 --> 04:53:59,980 Look at this. 6020 04:54:00,960 --> 04:54:02,620 And that's just her hitting next. 6021 04:54:02,820 --> 04:54:03,100 Next. 6022 04:54:03,220 --> 04:54:04,400 Next on a fucking keyboard. 6023 04:54:06,440 --> 04:54:07,140 Just listen. 6024 04:54:07,320 --> 04:54:12,540 Like, that's the hubris of the creators of this fucking piece of software. 6025 04:54:12,940 --> 04:54:16,340 Is that they just thought they could actually go, yeah, look at it. 6026 04:54:17,000 --> 04:54:19,260 And then hit a load of next buttons. 6027 04:54:19,600 --> 04:54:21,920 It's a fucking PowerPoint thing. 6028 04:54:21,920 --> 04:54:22,400 Just a minute. 6029 04:54:22,480 --> 04:54:25,340 Okay, so this is all the information that we could get about ourselves. 6030 04:54:25,340 --> 04:54:25,560 Look at it. 6031 04:54:26,480 --> 04:54:27,280 Look at it. 6032 04:54:27,820 --> 04:54:31,660 We can't look at it because you're fucking skipping through the fucking thing. 6033 04:54:31,660 --> 04:54:32,760 This particular person. 6034 04:54:34,060 --> 04:54:34,580 That's the... 6035 04:54:34,580 --> 04:54:38,120 It's like, look at all the text that we managed to put into this. 6036 04:54:38,540 --> 04:54:40,380 And I'm going to skip through it really fast. 6037 04:54:41,000 --> 04:54:42,900 And that's going to impress you. 6038 04:54:43,380 --> 04:54:46,920 And they probably managed to charge nearly fucking 100 quid for it. 6039 04:54:46,920 --> 04:54:48,520 So what do we do? 6040 04:54:49,060 --> 04:54:50,360 Insight has an action plan. 6041 04:54:50,500 --> 04:54:51,100 What do we do? 6042 04:54:51,480 --> 04:54:52,480 What do we do now? 6043 04:54:53,020 --> 04:54:53,360 Okay. 6044 04:54:53,760 --> 04:54:54,380 What do we do? 6045 04:54:54,440 --> 04:54:55,180 Insight action plan. 6046 04:54:55,520 --> 04:54:56,940 We've seen the slides. 6047 04:54:57,780 --> 04:54:58,800 Now what do we do? 6048 04:54:59,920 --> 04:55:00,360 Okay. 6049 04:55:00,360 --> 04:55:03,060 Now we've got an action plan. 6050 04:55:03,060 --> 04:55:06,660 It allows individuals. 6051 04:55:06,660 --> 04:55:16,560 It gives them a specific structure for taking the information that they have received and using it, translating it into actions that they can take in their everyday life. 6052 04:55:16,560 --> 04:55:20,020 So if I wanted to work on my communication channels, for example, what do I do? 6053 04:55:20,240 --> 04:55:20,920 I go to four. 6054 04:55:21,180 --> 04:55:21,540 Okay. 6055 04:55:22,580 --> 04:55:24,500 There's a little bit of an introduction. 6056 04:55:25,120 --> 04:55:31,880 And it gives you a format where you can enter, what can I do to increase my potential for career success? 6057 04:55:31,880 --> 04:55:35,660 So it really forces me to go in there and say something and do something about this. 6058 04:55:35,760 --> 04:55:40,480 Now that I've learned all this great stuff about myself and the environment around me, what do I do with it? 6059 04:55:40,540 --> 04:55:41,680 And this can be printed. 6060 04:55:42,000 --> 04:55:43,100 This can be printed out. 6061 04:55:43,320 --> 04:55:44,760 You can take it with you every day. 6062 04:55:44,940 --> 04:55:46,400 You don't have to take your computer with you. 6063 04:55:46,500 --> 04:55:47,380 Very impressive stuff. 6064 04:55:47,480 --> 04:55:47,820 Thank you very much. 6065 04:55:47,820 --> 04:55:51,500 Imagine having prints of that shit in a fucking folder. 6066 04:55:52,440 --> 04:55:54,600 And you're just like consulting them during the day. 6067 04:55:55,820 --> 04:55:57,240 You're getting stressed about stuff. 6068 04:55:57,320 --> 04:55:58,160 And you're like, oh, what? 6069 04:55:58,220 --> 04:55:59,420 What fucking page do I need? 6070 04:55:59,420 --> 04:56:03,200 And you're going through this and it's just loads of slides from a program that you've printed out. 6071 04:56:03,460 --> 04:56:06,720 And probably cost you a lot of money because printing back in 93, not cheap. 6072 04:56:07,320 --> 04:56:09,340 Unless you had the money to own a fucking printer. 6073 04:56:10,900 --> 04:56:16,080 You know, you were probably dishing out 20 cent for an A4 sheet of paper. 6074 04:56:16,200 --> 04:56:16,700 I don't know. 6075 04:56:17,200 --> 04:56:17,700 Thank you. 6076 04:56:17,980 --> 04:56:18,240 All right. 6077 04:56:18,240 --> 04:56:20,180 That's our look at self-improvement software. 6078 04:56:20,440 --> 04:56:21,680 Stay tuned now for this week's computer. 6079 04:56:21,720 --> 04:56:23,120 Where's my action plan? 6080 04:56:24,780 --> 04:56:25,140 No. 6081 04:56:25,140 --> 04:56:28,340 And then you go into attacker mode and you start killing someone. 6082 04:56:28,880 --> 04:56:32,500 No, they said the program said this would happen. 6083 04:56:36,760 --> 04:56:42,320 There was another mass shooting today in a mall in Carolina. 6084 04:56:42,320 --> 04:56:44,340 A man. 6085 04:56:45,120 --> 04:56:52,180 A man walked into a mall without his action plan and it lost his action plan. 6086 04:56:52,900 --> 04:56:53,440 Computer news. 6087 04:56:54,280 --> 04:56:55,760 Computer news. 6088 04:56:56,400 --> 04:56:57,160 Game boy. 6089 04:56:57,220 --> 04:56:59,220 on Random Access. 6090 04:56:59,220 --> 04:57:01,220 *music* 6091 04:57:01,220 --> 04:57:04,220 Haha! Look at those gloves! 6092 04:57:04,220 --> 04:57:06,220 Handies! 6093 04:57:09,220 --> 04:57:11,220 The shooter had... 6094 04:57:11,220 --> 04:57:14,220 The shooter was using Handies gloves at the time. 6095 04:57:16,220 --> 04:57:18,220 The shooter... 6096 04:57:18,220 --> 04:57:22,220 The shooter who was wearing Handies gloves... 6097 04:57:22,220 --> 04:57:25,220 frantically searched for his action plan. 6098 04:57:25,220 --> 04:57:27,220 *music* 6099 04:57:27,220 --> 04:57:30,220 Witnesses say he was wearing Handies... 6100 04:57:30,220 --> 04:57:31,220 Handies! 6101 04:57:31,220 --> 04:57:34,220 *laughs* Witnesses say he was wearing... 6102 04:57:34,220 --> 04:57:39,220 wrist gloves designed to reduce repetitive strain injuries, 6103 04:57:39,220 --> 04:57:44,220 which aided his aiming when he opened fire. 6104 04:57:44,220 --> 04:57:47,220 *music* 6105 04:57:47,220 --> 04:57:49,220 Thank you very much, Handies the 4th. 6106 04:57:49,220 --> 04:57:51,220 *music* 6107 04:57:51,220 --> 04:57:53,220 *music* 6108 04:57:53,220 --> 04:57:59,220 *music* 6109 04:57:59,220 --> 04:58:01,220 In the Random Access... 6110 04:58:01,220 --> 04:58:04,220 There is two fucking Janelles! 6111 04:58:04,220 --> 04:58:07,220 Janelle Patterson and Janelle Stelson. 6112 04:58:07,220 --> 04:58:11,220 And wasn't I there like a fucking lemon cake earlier on saying... 6113 04:58:11,220 --> 04:58:15,220 Jeez, you can't get two Janelles in the same fucking house at the same time. 6114 04:58:15,220 --> 04:58:16,220 No way. 6115 04:58:16,220 --> 04:58:17,220 No way, no how. 6116 04:58:17,220 --> 04:58:18,220 *music* 6117 04:58:18,220 --> 04:58:19,220 *music* 6118 04:58:19,220 --> 04:58:21,220 Are you ready for Windows 4.0? 6119 04:58:21,220 --> 04:58:22,220 Oh wow, am I ready? 6120 04:58:22,220 --> 04:58:23,220 *music* 6121 04:58:23,220 --> 04:58:33,220 *music* 6122 04:58:33,220 --> 04:58:34,220 *music* 6123 04:58:34,220 --> 04:58:35,220 *music* 6124 04:58:35,220 --> 04:58:36,220 *music* 6125 04:58:36,220 --> 04:58:37,220 *music* 6126 04:58:37,220 --> 04:58:39,220 *music* 6127 04:58:39,220 --> 04:58:41,220 *music* 6128 04:58:41,220 --> 04:58:49,220 *music* 6129 04:58:49,220 --> 04:58:51,220 *music* 6130 04:58:51,220 --> 04:59:01,220 *music* 6131 04:59:01,220 --> 04:59:01,220 *music* 6132 04:59:01,220 --> 04:59:02,220 *music* 6133 04:59:02,220 --> 04:59:03,220 *music* 6134 04:59:03,220 --> 04:59:13,220 *music* 6135 04:59:13,220 --> 04:59:14,220 *music* 6136 04:59:14,220 --> 04:59:15,220 *music* 6137 04:59:15,220 --> 04:59:16,220 *music* 6138 04:59:16,220 --> 04:59:17,220 *music* 6139 04:59:17,220 --> 04:59:27,220 *music* 6140 04:59:27,220 --> 04:59:28,220 *music* 6141 04:59:28,220 --> 04:59:29,220 *music* 6142 04:59:29,220 --> 04:59:30,220 *music* 6143 04:59:30,220 --> 04:59:31,220 *music* 6144 04:59:31,220 --> 04:59:32,680 mouse in zero gravity. 6145 04:59:33,120 --> 04:59:35,520 NASA's trying to find out in a series of experiments 6146 04:59:35,520 --> 04:59:37,120 being conducted with PC World 6147 04:59:37,120 --> 04:59:39,260 Magazine's Test Center. The results 6148 04:59:39,260 --> 04:59:40,680 are due out at the end of the year. 6149 04:59:41,160 --> 04:59:42,860 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 6150 04:59:43,020 --> 04:59:44,160 I'm Janelle Stelzen. 6151 04:59:45,980 --> 04:59:47,260 Computer Chronicles is 6152 04:59:47,260 --> 04:59:48,920 brought to you in part by... 6153 04:59:48,920 --> 04:59:51,180 This was a cracker. It started 6154 04:59:51,180 --> 04:59:53,120 slow and then it got really fucking good 6155 04:59:53,120 --> 04:59:55,000 towards the end. That 6156 04:59:55,000 --> 04:59:56,000 couple that were 6157 04:59:56,000 --> 04:59:59,080 like technology and kids 6158 04:59:59,080 --> 05:00:00,820 were weird as fuck. 6159 05:00:01,460 --> 05:00:03,220 Then it got even weirder 6160 05:00:03,220 --> 05:00:04,920 when it got to the 6161 05:00:04,920 --> 05:00:07,220 Handies gloves and 6162 05:00:07,220 --> 05:00:09,480 the software about your psychological 6163 05:00:09,480 --> 05:00:10,740 state of mind 6164 05:00:10,740 --> 05:00:13,200 and how to print out 50, 100 6165 05:00:13,200 --> 05:00:13,780 slides. 6166 05:00:16,900 --> 05:00:18,000 There's going to be no 6167 05:00:18,000 --> 05:00:20,880 Stu's pick of the week. 6168 05:00:24,480 --> 05:00:27,220 I just want to go back to this one more 6169 05:00:27,220 --> 05:00:29,180 and just see at the top 6170 05:00:29,180 --> 05:00:31,180 of the show when she... 6171 05:00:31,180 --> 05:00:33,520 I think maybe she... I'm not saying he might 6172 05:00:33,520 --> 05:00:35,180 have got her on just because... 6173 05:00:36,060 --> 05:00:37,280 I don't know. I was just going to say 6174 05:00:37,280 --> 05:00:39,260 like... the software 6175 05:00:39,260 --> 05:00:41,180 really didn't do... 6176 05:00:41,180 --> 05:00:43,380 the amount of time they put on the piece. 6177 05:00:43,580 --> 05:00:44,940 The software didn't do it justice. 6178 05:00:45,280 --> 05:00:47,340 I think Stu would have known that. 6179 05:00:47,580 --> 05:00:49,460 The profile of someone who's... 6180 05:00:49,460 --> 05:00:50,280 is the dreamer. 6181 05:00:50,580 --> 05:00:52,100 Are you the dreamer, the reactor, 6182 05:00:52,800 --> 05:00:54,120 the promoter, the rebel, 6183 05:00:54,280 --> 05:00:55,960 the persister or the workaholic? 6184 05:00:56,660 --> 05:01:00,560 So these are the six types of people that are existing 6185 05:01:00,560 --> 05:01:03,140 in the world. 6186 05:01:03,140 --> 05:01:05,200 And you see this sort of stuff nowadays, 6187 05:01:05,400 --> 05:01:06,120 even like, you know, 6188 05:01:06,180 --> 05:01:07,760 what personality type are you? 6189 05:01:07,800 --> 05:01:09,480 You know, there's 10 personality types. 6190 05:01:09,600 --> 05:01:11,640 What personality type are you? 6191 05:01:12,020 --> 05:01:13,180 Are you this? Are you that? 6192 05:01:13,620 --> 05:01:14,200 The interview. 6193 05:01:14,420 --> 05:01:15,420 That's right. 6194 05:01:15,420 --> 05:01:17,140 And what does it tell us about that person? 6195 05:01:17,280 --> 05:01:17,840 That's right. 6196 05:01:18,240 --> 05:01:20,280 It just appeals to the fucking 6197 05:01:20,280 --> 05:01:22,200 navel... navel gazers. 6198 05:01:24,840 --> 05:01:26,020 Who am I? 6199 05:01:26,320 --> 05:01:27,960 What journey am I on? 6200 05:01:29,200 --> 05:01:30,180 Who am I really? 6201 05:01:30,340 --> 05:01:32,700 Why do I do the things I do? 6202 05:01:33,340 --> 05:01:34,800 And how can I learn from that 6203 05:01:34,800 --> 05:01:36,220 and become a better person? 6204 05:01:36,720 --> 05:01:38,080 Why am I an attacker? 6205 05:01:39,680 --> 05:01:40,640 Great news. 6206 05:01:40,800 --> 05:01:41,440 Good news. 6207 05:01:42,900 --> 05:01:45,020 You have selected attack mode. 6208 05:01:45,400 --> 05:01:46,120 Good news. 6209 05:01:46,340 --> 05:01:48,340 Your negative behaviors are... 6210 05:01:48,340 --> 05:01:49,500 predictable. 6211 05:01:50,720 --> 05:01:52,980 And once you learn to recognize them, 6212 05:01:52,980 --> 05:01:53,960 you can chase them. 6213 05:01:54,220 --> 05:01:54,820 Once you... 6214 05:01:54,820 --> 05:01:56,220 This is not what you learned. 6215 05:01:56,560 --> 05:01:57,160 Get up. 6216 05:01:57,440 --> 05:01:57,840 Take a take. 6217 05:01:58,020 --> 05:01:58,580 In my... 6218 05:01:58,580 --> 05:01:59,440 Let's get on this. 6219 05:02:00,480 --> 05:02:01,000 That's... 6220 05:02:01,000 --> 05:02:02,080 That's incredible though. 6221 05:02:02,720 --> 05:02:03,900 Have you ever seen the like? 6222 05:02:08,400 --> 05:02:10,460 How are they gonna fucking affect 6223 05:02:10,460 --> 05:02:11,760 the repetitive strain? 6224 05:02:12,760 --> 05:02:14,160 Like, would you not get one of those 6225 05:02:14,160 --> 05:02:15,900 foam fucking yolks 6226 05:02:15,900 --> 05:02:17,840 that goes underneath the... 6227 05:02:18,560 --> 05:02:19,380 next to the board? 6228 05:02:19,500 --> 05:02:20,840 Like... 6229 05:02:20,840 --> 05:02:22,300 And there's a New England 6230 05:02:22,300 --> 05:02:23,880 therapeutic research group 6231 05:02:23,880 --> 05:02:25,480 that came up with the research 6232 05:02:25,480 --> 05:02:26,460 and development wing 6233 05:02:26,460 --> 05:02:28,240 of that particular organization 6234 05:02:28,240 --> 05:02:30,060 came up with these... 6235 05:02:30,060 --> 05:02:30,980 Bye, boys. 6236 05:02:34,580 --> 05:02:35,980 Microsoft Chicago. 6237 05:02:36,220 --> 05:02:37,800 Providers of educational materials 6238 05:02:37,800 --> 05:02:39,000 to help manage software. 6239 05:02:39,500 --> 05:02:40,920 Don't copy that floppy. 6240 05:02:41,980 --> 05:02:44,100 Video cassette copies of this program 6241 05:02:44,100 --> 05:02:44,900 are available. 6242 05:02:45,560 --> 05:02:47,580 Computer Chronicles also publishes 6243 05:02:47,580 --> 05:02:48,720 a companion newsletter 6244 05:02:48,720 --> 05:02:51,120 containing details on products demonstrated 6245 05:02:51,120 --> 05:02:53,620 and information on program topics. 6246 05:02:54,260 --> 05:02:56,500 To order a videocassette or a newsletter, 6247 05:02:57,000 --> 05:03:00,200 call 1-800-799-4949 6248 05:03:00,200 --> 05:03:02,360 or write Computer Chronicles. 6249 05:03:03,000 --> 05:03:05,380 Please specify program subject for tapes. 6250 05:03:05,940 --> 05:03:08,200 All orders include a free software program 6251 05:03:08,200 --> 05:03:10,000 for auditing software use 6252 05:03:10,000 --> 05:03:12,240 and information on the definitive guide 6253 05:03:12,240 --> 05:03:14,720 to keeping your organization's software legal. 6254 05:03:17,600 --> 05:03:19,700 What the fuck is going on there? 6255 05:03:19,780 --> 05:03:19,940 Look. 6256 05:03:20,960 --> 05:03:22,980 Okay, let's just plug the node 6257 05:03:22,980 --> 05:03:23,980 into your skull 6258 05:03:23,980 --> 05:03:25,980 and we will connect you 6259 05:03:25,980 --> 05:03:27,880 to the interface. 6260 05:03:28,320 --> 05:03:30,480 This is gonna test your personality type. 6261 05:03:33,280 --> 05:03:35,760 Lovely, lovely fucking slideshow here. 6262 05:03:36,260 --> 05:03:38,020 Dystopian nightmares. 6263 05:03:39,760 --> 05:03:40,020 Haha. 6264 05:03:40,460 --> 05:03:41,440 Is she even awake? 6265 05:03:41,540 --> 05:03:43,060 Is she conscious there? 6266 05:03:44,220 --> 05:03:46,180 We will just plug you into this, yeah? 6267 05:03:49,360 --> 05:03:51,820 Linda Gian Giannachini. 6268 05:03:52,580 --> 05:03:54,100 Some beautiful names here. 6269 05:03:55,260 --> 05:03:56,260 Eric Duker. 6270 05:03:57,260 --> 05:04:00,560 Phil Azapardi is a real stalwart 6271 05:04:00,560 --> 05:04:02,760 of the fucking Computer Chronicles lineage. 6272 05:04:02,760 --> 05:04:09,920 Clyde Rivers. 6273 05:04:10,700 --> 05:04:11,920 What a beautiful name. 6274 05:04:12,420 --> 05:04:13,300 And here we go, look. 6275 05:04:13,840 --> 05:04:15,200 Electric Sex Palace. 6276 05:04:15,980 --> 05:04:17,400 The two, the two fucking 6277 05:04:17,400 --> 05:04:18,740 Cheech and Chiang. 6278 05:04:21,320 --> 05:04:22,840 Bill and Pat, was it? 6279 05:04:27,480 --> 05:04:28,260 Fucking hell. 6280 05:04:30,060 --> 05:04:31,480 You could cut the sexual tension 6281 05:04:31,480 --> 05:04:32,340 in that office. 6282 05:04:32,340 --> 05:04:34,960 with a blunt wooden spoon. 6283 05:04:49,500 --> 05:04:51,560 Absolutely unbelievable. 6284 05:04:51,920 --> 05:04:52,580 And look at this. 6285 05:04:52,660 --> 05:04:54,320 This looks like it's going straight 6286 05:04:54,320 --> 05:04:55,340 into another episode. 6287 05:04:55,680 --> 05:04:56,940 I can't stop it. 6288 05:04:56,940 --> 05:04:59,020 I don't know if I can stop it anymore, man. 6289 05:05:00,000 --> 05:05:00,300 I don't know. 6290 05:05:00,940 --> 05:05:02,760 Screen, screen, this episode 6291 05:05:02,760 --> 05:05:05,160 is screen savers 6292 05:05:05,160 --> 05:05:07,160 and wallpapers. 6293 05:05:14,840 --> 05:05:16,800 Stu had the wife on the payroll. 6294 05:05:16,800 --> 05:05:18,000 This is what happens. 6295 05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:18,000 This is what happens. 6296 05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:18,000 This is what happens. 6297 05:05:18,000 --> 05:05:19,000 He had either fucking... 6298 05:05:19,000 --> 05:05:20,540 Screen burn? 6299 05:05:20,660 --> 05:05:22,680 You don't want to get screen burn. 6300 05:05:22,880 --> 05:05:24,100 If you leave one image 6301 05:05:24,100 --> 05:05:25,280 on your computer display 6302 05:05:25,280 --> 05:05:26,140 for too long, 6303 05:05:26,220 --> 05:05:26,600 it burns... 6304 05:05:26,600 --> 05:05:28,400 Lovely finger work there 6305 05:05:28,400 --> 05:05:29,000 by Stu. 6306 05:05:29,160 --> 05:05:30,120 Look at that index. 6307 05:05:30,500 --> 05:05:31,340 It's strong. 6308 05:05:31,720 --> 05:05:32,080 True. 6309 05:05:32,400 --> 05:05:33,000 It's Stu. 6310 05:05:33,540 --> 05:05:34,320 It's long. 6311 05:05:36,560 --> 05:05:37,700 This is what happens 6312 05:05:37,700 --> 05:05:38,900 if you leave one image 6313 05:05:38,900 --> 05:05:40,080 on your computer display 6314 05:05:40,080 --> 05:05:40,940 for too long. 6315 05:05:41,040 --> 05:05:42,600 It burns into the phosphor coating 6316 05:05:42,600 --> 05:05:43,220 on the screen 6317 05:05:43,220 --> 05:05:44,340 and you may have to look 6318 05:05:44,340 --> 05:05:45,380 at that image forever. 6319 05:05:46,000 --> 05:05:48,120 The solution is screen saver software. 6320 05:05:48,600 --> 05:05:49,300 But screen savers 6321 05:05:49,300 --> 05:05:50,180 have come a long way 6322 05:05:50,180 --> 05:05:50,740 from a tool 6323 05:05:50,740 --> 05:05:51,960 originally designed 6324 05:05:51,960 --> 05:05:53,380 to prevent computer burn-in 6325 05:05:53,380 --> 05:05:54,840 to a multi-million dollar 6326 05:05:54,840 --> 05:05:56,000 computer toy business. 6327 05:05:56,400 --> 05:05:57,380 Today, we'll take a look... 6328 05:05:57,380 --> 05:05:58,560 Toy business. 6329 05:05:58,700 --> 05:05:59,520 Have we seen this one? 6330 05:06:00,600 --> 05:06:02,180 Seems very familiar. 6331 05:06:03,180 --> 05:06:04,840 It sounds like it's familiar enough 6332 05:06:04,840 --> 05:06:06,160 for us to have seen it. 6333 05:06:06,160 --> 05:06:06,640 I'm not sure. 6334 05:06:06,640 --> 05:06:08,100 Screen savers, wallpaper, and more 6335 05:06:08,100 --> 05:06:09,100 on this edition 6336 05:06:09,100 --> 05:06:10,840 of the Computer Chronicles. 6337 05:06:11,340 --> 05:06:12,480 Oh, no, we have, yeah? 6338 05:06:13,360 --> 05:06:13,820 Fuck. 6339 05:06:18,280 --> 05:06:19,420 I love this shit. 6340 05:06:19,420 --> 05:06:35,360 Computer Chronicles is made possible 6341 05:06:35,360 --> 05:06:37,800 in part by the Software Publishers Association. 6342 05:06:38,920 --> 05:06:39,200 Be that. 6343 05:06:39,440 --> 05:06:40,140 Stuart Shiffey. 6344 05:06:41,780 --> 05:06:43,260 He's got a classic look 6345 05:06:43,260 --> 05:06:44,520 and we're in the studio as well 6346 05:06:44,520 --> 05:06:47,340 with a three-pronged desk setup. 6347 05:06:48,160 --> 05:06:49,820 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 6348 05:06:49,940 --> 05:06:50,580 I'm Stuart Shiffey. 6349 05:06:50,580 --> 05:06:52,000 Let's just see how far we get 6350 05:06:52,000 --> 05:06:53,100 before I realize, 6351 05:06:53,760 --> 05:06:54,340 or indeed, 6352 05:06:54,520 --> 05:06:56,120 anyone else realizes there. 6353 05:06:56,180 --> 05:06:57,700 Any true hardcore Shiffey 6354 05:06:57,700 --> 05:06:59,200 core out there? 6355 05:07:01,040 --> 05:07:02,160 Whether or not we've seen this, 6356 05:07:02,200 --> 05:07:02,600 I'm not sure. 6357 05:07:02,740 --> 05:07:04,220 Shiffey, with me today is Gina Smith, 6358 05:07:04,340 --> 05:07:04,980 editor-in-chief 6359 05:07:04,980 --> 05:07:06,600 of Electronic Entertainment Magazine. 6360 05:07:07,100 --> 05:07:08,020 Don't remember her. 6361 05:07:08,180 --> 05:07:09,300 I guess we're talking about 6362 05:07:09,300 --> 05:07:10,380 Electronic Entertainment here. 6363 05:07:10,580 --> 05:07:11,620 These are screen savers, 6364 05:07:11,980 --> 05:07:13,080 animated wallpapers. 6365 05:07:13,280 --> 05:07:13,660 Look at this, 6366 05:07:13,680 --> 05:07:15,380 an entire rack of CD-ROMs, 6367 05:07:15,700 --> 05:07:17,060 nothing but wallpapers 6368 05:07:17,060 --> 05:07:18,000 and screen savers, right? 6369 05:07:18,000 --> 05:07:18,680 These are screen savers 6370 05:07:18,680 --> 05:07:19,620 for the discriminating. 6371 05:07:20,140 --> 05:07:21,000 Fuck, I think I, 6372 05:07:21,300 --> 05:07:23,080 her voice is very familiar. 6373 05:07:24,080 --> 05:07:25,020 These aren't little toasters, 6374 05:07:25,200 --> 05:07:25,980 they're really beautiful 6375 05:07:25,980 --> 05:07:27,400 256 color photos. 6376 05:07:27,620 --> 05:07:27,980 Amazing. 6377 05:07:28,160 --> 05:07:28,700 Gorgeous stuff. 6378 05:07:28,700 --> 05:07:29,660 Let me show you one. 6379 05:07:30,340 --> 05:07:30,700 Gorgeous. 6380 05:07:31,520 --> 05:07:31,840 Screensaver. 6381 05:07:31,920 --> 05:07:33,160 This is a new generation of stuff. 6382 05:07:33,380 --> 05:07:34,280 This is Pixel Play 6383 05:07:34,280 --> 05:07:35,140 for the Macintosh. 6384 05:07:35,340 --> 05:07:36,120 These are QuickTime 6385 05:07:36,120 --> 05:07:37,220 Video screen savers, 6386 05:07:37,320 --> 05:07:38,280 no more just the toasters 6387 05:07:38,280 --> 05:07:39,540 and Goofy Rock 6388 05:07:39,540 --> 05:07:40,020 on the cross-screen. 6389 05:07:40,020 --> 05:07:40,920 Look and listen to this. 6390 05:07:43,340 --> 05:07:44,620 You're going to get any work done, right? 6391 05:07:44,780 --> 05:07:45,600 We've come a long way 6392 05:07:45,600 --> 05:07:45,780 from the toasters. 6393 05:07:45,780 --> 05:07:46,980 You're going to look like your screen savers 6394 05:07:46,980 --> 05:07:47,380 the whole time. 6395 05:07:47,400 --> 05:07:48,280 What do you have over there, Gina? 6396 05:07:48,360 --> 05:07:49,840 This is animated wallpaper. 6397 05:07:50,300 --> 05:07:51,520 I remember her. 6398 05:07:54,520 --> 05:07:56,180 Windows, it's called Crystal Walls. 6399 05:07:56,220 --> 05:07:57,440 It's from Domain Virtual World. 6400 05:07:57,860 --> 05:07:59,300 This one is called Koi. 6401 05:07:59,660 --> 05:08:00,800 Yeah, I remember the Koi. 6402 05:08:01,740 --> 05:08:02,640 Fuck it anyway. 6403 05:08:06,740 --> 05:08:07,220 Yeah. 6404 05:08:07,220 --> 05:08:07,300 Yeah. 6405 05:08:09,480 --> 05:08:10,340 Wherever you click, 6406 05:08:10,480 --> 05:08:11,660 the koi follow. 6407 05:08:11,660 --> 05:08:12,800 That's real productive. 6408 05:08:12,920 --> 05:08:14,280 You can control the color of the fish 6409 05:08:14,280 --> 05:08:15,040 and how many fish 6410 05:08:15,040 --> 05:08:16,200 and how fast they swim. 6411 05:08:16,320 --> 05:08:17,440 What else is in this package? 6412 05:08:17,520 --> 05:08:18,780 Another one I really like. 6413 05:08:18,860 --> 05:08:20,180 There are 18 ones to choose from, 6414 05:08:20,240 --> 05:08:21,100 but I keep coming back 6415 05:08:21,100 --> 05:08:21,900 to the Sharpays. 6416 05:08:22,260 --> 05:08:23,100 And these are dogs? 6417 05:08:23,320 --> 05:08:24,660 These are Chinese dogs. 6418 05:08:24,800 --> 05:08:25,760 Have you ever seen these before? 6419 05:08:25,760 --> 05:08:26,660 They're real ugly. 6420 05:08:27,420 --> 05:08:28,760 But they're also kind of cute. 6421 05:08:28,860 --> 05:08:30,300 And they follow your cursor 6422 05:08:30,300 --> 05:08:30,720 all around. 6423 05:08:30,720 --> 05:08:31,460 And they turn around. 6424 05:08:31,560 --> 05:08:31,860 And look. 6425 05:08:31,860 --> 05:08:36,600 I could watch it again. 6426 05:08:36,780 --> 05:08:37,060 Like, you know. 6427 05:08:39,000 --> 05:08:40,160 I've seen this one. 6428 05:08:40,240 --> 05:08:41,160 This is a great intro. 6429 05:08:41,280 --> 05:08:41,980 Let's see the intro. 6430 05:08:46,320 --> 05:08:47,420 Stu has to shout 6431 05:08:47,420 --> 05:08:48,600 to be audible 6432 05:08:48,600 --> 05:08:49,520 over the fucking thing. 6433 05:08:49,580 --> 05:08:51,340 So it's a great booming Stu. 6434 05:08:55,780 --> 05:08:57,420 Rollercoasters are fun! 6435 05:09:00,580 --> 05:09:01,980 This is Top Gun, 6436 05:09:02,080 --> 05:09:02,940 the world's newest 6437 05:09:02,940 --> 05:09:04,560 and fastest rollercoaster 6438 05:09:04,560 --> 05:09:05,700 here in Great America 6439 05:09:05,700 --> 05:09:07,160 in Santa Clara, California. 6440 05:09:07,560 --> 05:09:09,060 Its sheer speed and power 6441 05:09:09,060 --> 05:09:10,680 makes your heart beat a lot faster. 6442 05:09:11,040 --> 05:09:12,440 But also here in Santa Clara, 6443 05:09:12,600 --> 05:09:13,760 just across the road there, 6444 05:09:14,020 --> 05:09:15,540 is the Intel Corporation, 6445 05:09:15,880 --> 05:09:16,460 where they're making 6446 05:09:16,460 --> 05:09:17,800 the Pentia microprocessor. 6447 05:09:18,180 --> 05:09:19,480 Its sheer speed and power 6448 05:09:19,480 --> 05:09:20,680 will make your computer 6449 05:09:20,680 --> 05:09:21,640 beat a lot faster. 6450 05:09:21,920 --> 05:09:23,180 What a fucking lovely, 6451 05:09:23,340 --> 05:09:24,120 tenuous link. 6452 05:09:24,180 --> 05:09:25,100 Today we'll take a look 6453 05:09:25,100 --> 05:09:26,280 at the ups and downs 6454 05:09:26,280 --> 05:09:26,860 of the new... 6455 05:09:26,860 --> 05:09:28,300 Just about 20 minutes 6456 05:09:28,300 --> 05:09:29,120 down the road 6457 05:09:29,120 --> 05:09:30,860 is the Intel Factory. 6458 05:09:31,400 --> 05:09:33,000 The sheer speed and power 6459 05:09:33,000 --> 05:09:33,960 of the processor 6460 05:09:33,960 --> 05:09:36,040 is like a rollercoaster. 6461 05:09:36,260 --> 05:09:37,060 Pentium PCs 6462 05:09:37,060 --> 05:09:38,240 on this edition 6463 05:09:38,240 --> 05:09:39,940 of the Computer Chronicles. 6464 05:09:42,940 --> 05:09:44,460 Beautiful fucking 6465 05:09:44,460 --> 05:09:45,280 Sieg. 6466 05:09:46,540 --> 05:09:48,260 Sieg, Sieg, Sputnik. 6467 05:09:49,240 --> 05:09:51,100 Whatever happened to OS2? 6468 05:09:52,980 --> 05:09:54,160 Could be a borefest. 6469 05:09:54,220 --> 05:09:55,740 Could be a real snorefest. 6470 05:09:56,740 --> 05:10:00,820 dark stew. 6471 05:10:03,620 --> 05:10:04,200 Mother program. 6472 05:10:04,380 --> 05:10:04,920 Okay, now show me 6473 05:10:04,920 --> 05:10:05,340 how you could actually 6474 05:10:05,340 --> 05:10:06,460 pull up a piece of sound 6475 05:10:06,460 --> 05:10:08,000 and how you'll put all the tracks... 6476 05:10:08,000 --> 05:10:10,240 I love this lovely MIDI work here. 6477 05:10:10,300 --> 05:10:11,160 We haven't seen this one, 6478 05:10:11,240 --> 05:10:12,840 but we'll just dive straight into it. 6479 05:10:12,900 --> 05:10:13,660 Look, is the guy showing 6480 05:10:13,660 --> 05:10:15,780 some sound card or something? 6481 05:10:15,780 --> 05:10:16,500 You have Digivox. 6482 05:10:16,600 --> 05:10:17,460 And Greg, you have a program 6483 05:10:17,460 --> 05:10:18,400 called Sound Impression 6484 05:10:18,400 --> 05:10:19,680 that's on the computer here. 6485 05:10:19,920 --> 05:10:20,840 What is Sound Impression? 6486 05:10:20,920 --> 05:10:21,380 How do you use it? 6487 05:10:21,520 --> 05:10:22,120 Sound Impression 6488 05:10:22,120 --> 05:10:23,900 is a desktop recording studio. 6489 05:10:24,120 --> 05:10:24,640 What we've done 6490 05:10:24,640 --> 05:10:25,740 is to take the power 6491 05:10:25,740 --> 05:10:27,520 of a traditional studio 6492 05:10:27,520 --> 05:10:28,560 and bring it right down 6493 05:10:28,560 --> 05:10:28,880 to the desktop. 6494 05:10:28,880 --> 05:10:29,460 What are the things 6495 05:10:29,460 --> 05:10:30,180 we see on the screen? 6496 05:10:30,220 --> 05:10:30,880 So we have here 6497 05:10:30,880 --> 05:10:31,900 mixing controls 6498 05:10:31,900 --> 05:10:33,580 for the different types of audio. 6499 05:10:33,780 --> 05:10:34,480 Here we have 6500 05:10:34,480 --> 05:10:36,300 our wave recorder and player 6501 05:10:36,300 --> 05:10:37,920 which has 16-track capability. 6502 05:10:38,300 --> 05:10:39,600 This is a MIDI player 6503 05:10:39,600 --> 05:10:41,160 and this is a CD player 6504 05:10:41,160 --> 05:10:42,940 for playing regular music CDs. 6505 05:10:43,420 --> 05:10:44,100 So for instance, 6506 05:10:44,200 --> 05:10:45,540 I can be playing CD 6507 05:10:45,540 --> 05:10:46,140 while I'm working 6508 05:10:46,140 --> 05:10:47,060 some other program. 6509 05:10:47,200 --> 05:10:47,760 Okay, now show me 6510 05:10:47,760 --> 05:10:48,200 how you can actually 6511 05:10:48,200 --> 05:10:49,320 pull up a piece of sound 6512 05:10:49,320 --> 05:10:50,520 and how you put all 6513 05:10:50,520 --> 05:10:51,140 the tracks together 6514 05:10:51,140 --> 05:10:51,620 and so on. 6515 05:10:51,620 --> 05:10:52,540 Okay, what we'll do here 6516 05:10:52,540 --> 05:10:53,680 is we'll go to our mixer 6517 05:10:53,680 --> 05:10:55,840 and we can have dropped in 6518 05:10:55,840 --> 05:10:56,560 different tracks 6519 05:10:56,560 --> 05:10:57,860 that we've previously edited 6520 05:10:57,860 --> 05:10:59,100 and now we wanted 6521 05:10:59,100 --> 05:11:00,040 to mix them together 6522 05:11:00,040 --> 05:11:00,980 and now I'll play 6523 05:11:00,980 --> 05:11:02,060 this composition here. 6524 05:11:02,780 --> 05:11:03,280 You've got a bunch 6525 05:11:03,280 --> 05:11:03,740 of sound effects. 6526 05:11:03,740 --> 05:11:04,280 So these are just 6527 05:11:04,280 --> 05:11:05,100 different sound effects 6528 05:11:05,100 --> 05:11:05,740 that we mix together. 6529 05:11:05,780 --> 05:11:06,660 All right, now the point 6530 05:11:06,660 --> 05:11:07,780 we're showing this 6531 05:11:07,780 --> 05:11:08,940 is that when Sound Impression 6532 05:11:08,940 --> 05:11:09,600 first came out, 6533 05:11:09,620 --> 05:11:10,280 it came out to run 6534 05:11:10,280 --> 05:11:10,980 under Windows. 6535 05:11:11,120 --> 05:11:11,280 Correct. 6536 05:11:11,280 --> 05:11:12,100 You have a new version 6537 05:11:12,100 --> 05:11:12,820 that's going to come out 6538 05:11:12,820 --> 05:11:14,000 and run under OS2 6539 05:11:14,000 --> 05:11:15,060 version 2.1 6540 05:11:15,060 --> 05:11:16,320 and you say it will run 6541 05:11:16,320 --> 05:11:17,560 better under OS2 6542 05:11:17,560 --> 05:11:18,840 than it does under Windows. 6543 05:11:18,920 --> 05:11:19,660 I want to ask you why. 6544 05:11:19,780 --> 05:11:20,680 Well, we're very excited 6545 05:11:20,680 --> 05:11:21,700 about our OS2 version. 6546 05:11:22,260 --> 05:11:23,540 The power of OS2 6547 05:11:23,540 --> 05:11:24,460 with its multitasking 6548 05:11:24,460 --> 05:11:25,820 capability will give us 6549 05:11:25,820 --> 05:11:27,340 capabilities that we 6550 05:11:27,340 --> 05:11:28,180 presently don't have 6551 05:11:28,180 --> 05:11:28,620 under Windows 6552 05:11:28,620 --> 05:11:30,040 to accurately synchronize 6553 05:11:30,040 --> 05:11:31,360 video and sound. 6554 05:11:31,900 --> 05:11:32,740 So really for the 6555 05:11:32,740 --> 05:11:33,880 multimedia author 6556 05:11:33,880 --> 05:11:35,000 is the platform 6557 05:11:35,000 --> 05:11:35,660 they want to use. 6558 05:11:35,920 --> 05:11:36,880 Okay, today we are 6559 05:11:36,880 --> 05:11:37,520 going to look at 6560 05:11:37,520 --> 05:11:39,340 IBM's OS2 operating system 6561 05:11:39,340 --> 05:11:40,180 to see its features 6562 05:11:40,180 --> 05:11:41,380 and to help you figure out 6563 05:11:41,380 --> 05:11:42,220 if it's a platform 6564 05:11:42,220 --> 05:11:43,000 that makes sense 6565 05:11:43,000 --> 05:11:44,060 for the kind of work 6566 05:11:44,060 --> 05:11:44,500 you do. 6567 05:11:44,900 --> 05:11:45,680 One of the big issues 6568 05:11:45,680 --> 05:11:46,940 for any operating system 6569 05:11:46,940 --> 05:11:48,000 is how much support 6570 05:11:48,000 --> 05:11:49,120 is there out in the 6571 05:11:49,120 --> 05:11:49,980 software development 6572 05:11:49,980 --> 05:11:50,460 community. 6573 05:11:50,860 --> 05:11:52,360 To check out OS2's support, 6574 05:11:52,460 --> 05:11:53,260 let's go back to that 6575 05:11:53,260 --> 05:11:54,920 Windows OS2 Expo 6576 05:11:54,920 --> 05:11:55,900 being held at the 6577 05:11:55,900 --> 05:11:57,200 San Jose Convention Center. 6578 05:11:58,460 --> 05:11:59,780 IBM currently lists 6579 05:11:59,780 --> 05:12:01,100 1,200 applications 6580 05:12:01,100 --> 05:12:02,240 developed specifically 6581 05:12:02,240 --> 05:12:03,280 for OS2, 6582 05:12:03,540 --> 05:12:04,520 but many of those 6583 05:12:04,520 --> 05:12:05,140 are aimed at 6584 05:12:05,140 --> 05:12:06,560 small, vertical markets. 6585 05:12:07,060 --> 05:12:07,720 One of the first 6586 05:12:07,720 --> 05:12:09,100 mainstream programs 6587 05:12:09,100 --> 05:12:10,780 to hop on the OS2 platform 6588 05:12:10,780 --> 05:12:12,100 is a word processor 6589 05:12:12,100 --> 05:12:12,920 called Describe. 6590 05:12:13,720 --> 05:12:15,300 The Nudens Drive 4.0 6591 05:12:15,300 --> 05:12:16,640 takes advantage of 6592 05:12:16,640 --> 05:12:18,460 OS2's 32-bit architecture. 6593 05:12:18,460 --> 05:12:19,380 Thank you very much. 6594 05:12:19,380 --> 05:12:19,980 Fucking hell. 6595 05:12:20,100 --> 05:12:21,660 Describe CEO Alan Katzen 6596 05:12:21,660 --> 05:12:22,260 I was 6597 05:12:22,260 --> 05:12:24,480 got really confused there 6598 05:12:24,480 --> 05:12:25,040 because there was 6599 05:12:25,040 --> 05:12:26,000 what is this? 6600 05:12:26,340 --> 05:12:27,460 Am I watching a video 6601 05:12:27,460 --> 05:12:28,940 of us watching 6602 05:12:28,940 --> 05:12:29,880 Computer Chronicles 6603 05:12:29,880 --> 05:12:30,580 from a year ago? 6604 05:12:30,640 --> 05:12:31,120 Because that's like 6605 05:12:31,120 --> 05:12:31,680 an old 6606 05:12:31,680 --> 05:12:34,220 alert. 6607 05:12:34,380 --> 05:12:35,000 Thanks very much 6608 05:12:35,000 --> 05:12:36,180 for the tip, man. 6609 05:12:36,260 --> 05:12:37,380 It's very fucking kind of you. 6610 05:12:37,440 --> 05:12:40,060 says OS2 is a developer's dream. 6611 05:12:40,440 --> 05:12:42,160 Most people who develop 6612 05:12:42,160 --> 05:12:44,560 Really deep into the fucking 6613 05:12:44,560 --> 05:12:46,740 Shafay when it's like 6614 05:12:46,740 --> 05:12:47,720 nearly three in the morning 6615 05:12:47,720 --> 05:12:48,440 and you're just going 6616 05:12:48,440 --> 05:12:49,460 what the fuck? 6617 05:12:49,600 --> 05:12:50,400 Which one is this? 6618 05:12:50,500 --> 05:12:51,940 Is this the one about 6619 05:12:51,940 --> 05:12:52,620 screensavers? 6620 05:12:52,780 --> 05:12:53,040 Is this? 6621 05:12:54,100 --> 05:12:54,640 Hang on. 6622 05:12:54,680 --> 05:12:55,360 Are we watching one 6623 05:12:55,360 --> 05:12:56,040 that we've watched? 6624 05:12:56,220 --> 05:12:57,080 Are we watching a video 6625 05:12:57,080 --> 05:12:57,900 of us watching it 6626 05:12:57,900 --> 05:12:58,480 from years ago? 6627 05:12:58,600 --> 05:12:59,200 Is that? 6628 05:12:59,600 --> 05:12:59,800 Huh? 6629 05:13:01,300 --> 05:13:02,220 Two products. 6630 05:13:02,920 --> 05:13:05,520 Alan Katzen from Describe. 6631 05:13:05,520 --> 05:13:07,040 And go on to other platforms 6632 05:13:07,040 --> 05:13:08,680 and prefer developing 6633 05:13:08,680 --> 05:13:09,680 under OS2, 6634 05:13:10,520 --> 05:13:11,940 especially Windows products. 6635 05:13:12,760 --> 05:13:14,500 As far as the capabilities 6636 05:13:14,500 --> 05:13:15,920 of Word OS2 6637 05:13:15,920 --> 05:13:18,120 and how it benefits us, 6638 05:13:18,680 --> 05:13:22,680 because it's a multi-threaded, 6639 05:13:22,780 --> 05:13:24,360 multitasking type operating system, 6640 05:13:24,580 --> 05:13:26,040 now a 32-bit operating system, 6641 05:13:26,280 --> 05:13:27,820 gives you a lot of power 6642 05:13:27,820 --> 05:13:30,380 and capabilities 6643 05:13:30,380 --> 05:13:31,400 that you don't have 6644 05:13:31,400 --> 05:13:33,360 in other platforms. 6645 05:13:33,800 --> 05:13:34,980 Other major developers 6646 05:13:34,980 --> 05:13:36,840 who are now supporting OS2 6647 05:13:36,840 --> 05:13:38,220 include WordPerfect, 6648 05:13:38,680 --> 05:13:39,380 Lotus Development, 6649 05:13:39,660 --> 05:13:40,780 Computer Associates, 6650 05:13:40,940 --> 05:13:41,340 Corel, 6651 05:13:41,480 --> 05:13:42,540 and Micrographics. 6652 05:13:42,760 --> 05:13:44,300 Their entry into the world 6653 05:13:44,300 --> 05:13:45,600 of OS2 represents 6654 05:13:45,600 --> 05:13:46,660 a major breakthrough. 6655 05:13:46,940 --> 05:13:48,060 There's a real market there. 6656 05:13:48,300 --> 05:13:49,660 They believe there's a market there 6657 05:13:49,660 --> 05:13:50,960 and them coming over, 6658 05:13:51,060 --> 05:13:52,020 although it's going to give me 6659 05:13:52,020 --> 05:13:53,780 headaches from a competitive standpoint, 6660 05:13:54,160 --> 05:13:56,700 it will bring some credibility. 6661 05:13:57,220 --> 05:13:58,660 I don't know what this guy's done about. 6662 05:13:58,780 --> 05:13:59,940 Software developers say 6663 05:13:59,940 --> 05:14:00,800 the key ingredient 6664 05:14:00,800 --> 05:14:03,480 to increased OS2 application support 6665 05:14:03,480 --> 05:14:04,460 is going to be better... 6666 05:14:04,460 --> 05:14:04,880 Wow. 6667 05:14:05,300 --> 05:14:06,580 This situation here. 6668 05:14:06,720 --> 05:14:07,220 Text... 6669 05:14:07,220 --> 05:14:09,220 Proper silver surfer job. 6670 05:14:09,580 --> 05:14:10,740 Support from IBM. 6671 05:14:11,260 --> 05:14:12,560 From a developer's point of view, 6672 05:14:13,120 --> 05:14:13,580 it's... 6673 05:14:13,580 --> 05:14:14,580 Jim Wyler? 6674 05:14:15,080 --> 05:14:16,580 More pleasurable... 6675 05:14:16,580 --> 05:14:17,880 Look at that fucking wild tash. 6676 05:14:18,460 --> 05:14:20,360 He's got a real fucking whiler. 6677 05:14:20,940 --> 05:14:22,180 It's not a handlebar. 6678 05:14:24,660 --> 05:14:26,000 It's a wildbar. 6679 05:14:26,000 --> 05:14:26,440 Manager. 6680 05:14:26,940 --> 05:14:28,500 But there are less tools. 6681 05:14:28,760 --> 05:14:30,300 Not all the tools in this show 6682 05:14:30,300 --> 05:14:32,180 will work with OS2, 6683 05:14:32,580 --> 05:14:33,900 but they certainly all work with Windows. 6684 05:14:34,420 --> 05:14:36,320 So that's one reason that companies... 6685 05:14:36,320 --> 05:14:37,040 Trash... 6686 05:14:37,040 --> 05:14:38,660 His tash is trash. 6687 05:14:38,920 --> 05:14:42,040 Go to OS2 because there's a smaller choice 6688 05:14:42,040 --> 05:14:42,420 for development. 6689 05:14:42,420 --> 05:14:43,320 Not my words. 6690 05:14:43,940 --> 05:14:45,260 For the Computer Chronicles, 6691 05:14:45,400 --> 05:14:46,500 I'm Jonel Patterson. 6692 05:14:47,320 --> 05:14:48,000 Oh, you got it. 6693 05:14:48,080 --> 05:14:48,600 I got it. 6694 05:14:49,160 --> 05:14:51,620 And then this hard disk like slides right out 6695 05:14:51,620 --> 05:14:52,520 and you can pop a new one. 6696 05:14:52,540 --> 05:14:53,460 You got more bolts to pop. 6697 05:14:55,360 --> 05:15:00,960 To many PC users, 6698 05:15:01,120 --> 05:15:02,660 OS2 is just a name, 6699 05:15:02,740 --> 05:15:03,300 yet to others, 6700 05:15:03,420 --> 05:15:04,480 it's an operating system 6701 05:15:04,480 --> 05:15:06,080 that provides unmatched power. 6702 05:15:06,440 --> 05:15:07,800 We'll find out what it can do now 6703 05:15:07,800 --> 05:15:08,660 from, first of all, 6704 05:15:08,940 --> 05:15:09,500 George Oliver, 6705 05:15:09,660 --> 05:15:11,140 Manager of Information Technology 6706 05:15:11,140 --> 05:15:12,300 at the Royal Bank of Canada. 6707 05:15:12,720 --> 05:15:13,500 John Soyring, 6708 05:15:13,600 --> 05:15:14,960 IBM's Manager of Independent Software Development. 6709 05:15:14,960 --> 05:15:16,000 The beautiful scenario. 6710 05:15:16,320 --> 05:15:17,860 And here to help us understand all of it 6711 05:15:17,860 --> 05:15:18,180 is Edwin Black. 6712 05:15:18,180 --> 05:15:19,880 Why do you know with the person on the left 6713 05:15:19,880 --> 05:15:23,640 that is the interesting sort of one? 6714 05:15:23,760 --> 05:15:25,500 Who's the publisher of this new magazine 6715 05:15:25,500 --> 05:15:26,500 for OS2 types 6716 05:15:26,500 --> 05:15:28,200 called the OS2 Professional. 6717 05:15:28,360 --> 05:15:29,780 Edwin, the perception is 6718 05:15:29,780 --> 05:15:30,780 there's a war out there 6719 05:15:30,780 --> 05:15:32,040 between IBM and Microsoft. 6720 05:15:32,260 --> 05:15:33,780 Oh, a bit of a fuck up there 6721 05:15:33,780 --> 05:15:34,360 on the right, 6722 05:15:34,460 --> 05:15:35,520 by the booking on the right. 6723 05:15:35,580 --> 05:15:36,260 Did you see that? 6724 05:15:37,720 --> 05:15:39,760 Awkward glance over to the camera. 6725 05:15:39,860 --> 05:15:40,740 Let's check that out again. 6726 05:15:40,900 --> 05:15:41,700 Keep your eyes peeled 6727 05:15:41,700 --> 05:15:42,860 on the right of the screen. 6728 05:15:43,140 --> 05:15:43,980 To professional. 6729 05:15:44,140 --> 05:15:45,560 Edwin, the perception is 6730 05:15:45,560 --> 05:15:45,860 there's a war out there. 6731 05:15:45,860 --> 05:15:47,520 Embarrassing moment for this book. 6732 05:15:47,520 --> 05:15:48,000 There's a war out there. 6733 05:15:48,260 --> 05:15:48,980 Look, there we go. 6734 05:15:49,040 --> 05:15:50,480 Look, wasn't meant to do that. 6735 05:15:51,640 --> 05:15:53,180 We can play some ominous music 6736 05:15:53,180 --> 05:15:55,360 to underscore how embarrassing that was. 6737 05:16:03,940 --> 05:16:10,940 Thank you very much to fuckOS2 for the tip there. 6738 05:16:10,940 --> 05:16:40,920 Thank you very much there for the tip that's... you're the king there, that was very kind of you to tip that. 6739 05:16:40,920 --> 05:17:05,900 And fuckOS2. Just I don't want to put you on the spot there but your message there, the tip is never deviate from the path. And that's an intriguing message because I actually wonder what the fuck is the path, you know? Or what do you think the path is? Because I'd like to know. I'd love to know if there was a path. I'd actually love to know what the path was so I could be on the fucking path. But I actually don't. 6740 05:17:10,900 --> 05:17:19,080 I'm speaking of the multitasking. I'm speaking of the fact that a simple individual can do ten things at once. Not through his own harnessing. 6741 05:17:19,080 --> 05:17:42,940 So move on there. John fucking soy ring is after you. Brooklyn, thank you very much for the tip. Very very kind to you. I hope you're doing well. And that you're enjoying this soy ring. We're gonna get a bunch of fucking soy rings. I'm gonna dish them out. Send them out to you. Everyone who's watching this tonight. I think we all deserve it. And all of you deserve it as well. 6742 05:17:43,080 --> 05:17:50,540 Fucking soy ring club forever, yeah? Don't tell anyone about soy ring club. It's exclusive, man. 6743 05:17:51,800 --> 05:17:56,140 It's exclusive and cool. Ring of soy. 6744 05:17:57,980 --> 05:18:23,920 ...applications that we were unable to run in OS 2.0. OS 2.0 was able to run most DOS applications and Windows applications, but there were a few Windows applications we couldn't run, and those were called enhanced mode Windows applications. There's a couple of them on this system right now that are installed, like Wolfram's Mathematica or the OmniPage Professional, which is a scanning application, which are enhanced mode applications, which under OS 2.1 now are able to run. 6745 05:18:23,920 --> 05:18:35,560 In addition, DOS and Windows applications run much faster under this release of the operating system, and we integrate into the operating system multimedia features, which now will be standard on every system. 6746 05:18:35,560 --> 05:18:38,220 We'll get to see that a little bit later. Mary, thank you very much. 6747 05:18:38,340 --> 05:18:40,780 First of all, just give us a little introduction to this OS 2 desktop and some of the things you can do, John. 6748 05:18:40,780 --> 05:18:49,340 Okay, what many people so far have found very attractive is the ease of use, and many compare this to the Apple Macintosh, and some argue that it's easier to use than the Macintosh. 6749 05:18:49,860 --> 05:19:01,160 Because it builds into an object-oriented interface facilities such that a user can manipulate what are viewed to be everyday objects just by directly pointing to them and dragging to them. 6750 05:19:01,540 --> 05:19:02,500 So what we'll do is... 6751 05:19:02,500 --> 05:19:05,900 Will Tommy be driving the bus? Will Tommy be driving the bus soon? 6752 05:19:06,700 --> 05:19:11,100 We hope. We live in hope, Murray. We live in hope. 6753 05:19:11,100 --> 05:19:15,380 A program starts up which opens up that folder, and in it, I have a document called Top Secret. 6754 05:19:15,500 --> 05:19:19,740 That latest iteration of bus simulator, I've seen it. It looks fucking cash. 6755 05:19:19,800 --> 05:19:23,280 And what happened really underneath the covers is that the computer system... 6756 05:19:23,280 --> 05:19:27,720 There's people walking around on the side of the street, and they're not even on the street. They're hovering. 6757 05:19:27,720 --> 05:19:35,240 I didn't have to start deal with an application or deal with any file systems. The computer handled that for me, and that's the object-oriented nature that makes it easier to use. 6758 05:19:35,320 --> 05:19:36,660 What other examples would you have? 6759 05:19:36,740 --> 05:19:43,580 Now, part of it's direct manipulation also. For example, if I want to move something from a file, I can just take it out of the file folder and move it over. 6760 05:19:43,980 --> 05:19:51,240 Or if I want to file something in a particular document, I just dragged it over. I can also shred it or delete something just by bringing it over to a shredder. 6761 05:19:51,300 --> 05:19:51,920 Fucking hell. 6762 05:19:52,180 --> 05:19:54,840 Dragging it over and dropping it on the shredder, and it'll... 6763 05:19:54,840 --> 05:19:55,480 Master shredder. 6764 05:19:55,480 --> 05:19:57,840 I didn't do that accidentally, but it will now delete it, 6765 05:19:57,880 --> 05:19:59,120 and it's been deleted from that folder. 6766 05:19:59,620 --> 05:20:01,480 So those are just some of the basic manipulations 6767 05:20:01,480 --> 05:20:03,600 where before you might enter... 6768 05:20:03,600 --> 05:20:07,700 I'm nearly fucking developing photosensitive... 6769 05:20:07,700 --> 05:20:08,900 Is it epilepsy, is it? 6770 05:20:09,700 --> 05:20:11,600 It's the flashing of this fucking screen. 6771 05:20:12,220 --> 05:20:15,120 They didn't have the means to run a cable out 6772 05:20:15,120 --> 05:20:18,300 or the signal for the fucking screen out of a cable 6773 05:20:18,300 --> 05:20:20,340 into a box, a toolbox. 6774 05:20:20,920 --> 05:20:24,400 So they had to train a camera on a screen 6775 05:20:24,400 --> 05:20:26,080 which had a flicker going. 6776 05:20:27,280 --> 05:20:30,500 The camera could probably only max out 6777 05:20:30,500 --> 05:20:33,920 at like fucking, I don't know, 30 frames or something, 6778 05:20:34,080 --> 05:20:38,200 and you just end up with a fucking bad, bad image. 6779 05:20:40,320 --> 05:20:42,640 Through cryptic commands or through menus 6780 05:20:42,640 --> 05:20:45,000 and having to select from menus to perform an operation... 6781 05:20:45,000 --> 05:20:47,760 You end up with a real soy ring on your fucking forehead. 6782 05:20:48,500 --> 05:20:50,320 You're pointing to something, just dragging and dropping, 6783 05:20:50,420 --> 05:20:53,420 and people are finding that to make the system very easy to use. 6784 05:20:53,420 --> 05:20:56,700 And you can open up DOS applications, Windows applications in here. 6785 05:20:56,700 --> 05:20:57,040 Absolutely. 6786 05:20:57,220 --> 05:20:58,480 That's one of the attractive features. 6787 05:20:58,600 --> 05:20:59,940 We call this the integrating platform 6788 05:20:59,940 --> 05:21:02,200 because you can take existing DOS applications, 6789 05:21:02,360 --> 05:21:03,580 existing Windows applications, 6790 05:21:04,140 --> 05:21:06,720 install them, and have the user get additional benefits... 6791 05:21:06,720 --> 05:21:07,100 Not again. 6792 05:21:08,100 --> 05:21:09,820 Please, show us more. 6793 05:21:09,820 --> 05:21:10,880 People like that. 6794 05:21:11,720 --> 05:21:13,220 They get fairly stylish. 6795 05:21:13,420 --> 05:21:14,500 We don't quite like that. 6796 05:21:14,580 --> 05:21:16,220 This is the same series. 6797 05:21:16,840 --> 05:21:19,540 And we were watching the fucking pop psychology one. 6798 05:21:19,620 --> 05:21:20,860 Last time it didn't look this bad. 6799 05:21:21,320 --> 05:21:21,860 It's terrible. 6800 05:21:23,120 --> 05:21:25,280 Maybe it was just a different monitor. 6801 05:21:25,480 --> 05:21:27,720 I mean, George Oliver's in the house. 6802 05:21:27,980 --> 05:21:28,920 Royal Bank of Canada. 6803 05:21:29,200 --> 05:21:31,220 About using OS2 versus some of the other platforms. 6804 05:21:31,300 --> 05:21:33,000 Pretty much the same kind of idea. 6805 05:21:33,320 --> 05:21:36,300 In the bank, we have been crippled by DOS 6806 05:21:36,300 --> 05:21:38,460 in terms of getting business application out the door. 6807 05:21:38,620 --> 05:21:43,280 We spent more time re-engineering and figuring out memory maps. 6808 05:21:43,580 --> 05:21:46,200 And our network is many thousands of PCs. 6809 05:21:46,960 --> 05:21:50,860 So it's really important for us to get away from the handicaps of DOS 6810 05:21:50,860 --> 05:21:53,020 and into the next generation of operating system. 6811 05:21:53,020 --> 05:21:55,720 And some of the ease-of-use stuff that John talked about 6812 05:21:55,720 --> 05:21:57,880 also impressed us as well. 6813 05:21:58,940 --> 05:22:01,380 But a lot of the stuff that we're doing is actually 6814 05:22:01,380 --> 05:22:04,380 the inherently underneath the glass is really what we're after. 6815 05:22:04,520 --> 05:22:05,700 The wallpaper is yours, by the way. 6816 05:22:05,760 --> 05:22:06,880 I take it that doesn't come with ours. 6817 05:22:06,880 --> 05:22:11,000 Yeah, this is a standard Royal Bank wallpaper at the back here. 6818 05:22:11,720 --> 05:22:12,620 My cookie wallpaper. 6819 05:22:12,620 --> 05:22:14,420 Basically, I'm doing the same thing. 6820 05:22:14,480 --> 05:22:15,420 I'm bringing up memos. 6821 05:22:15,540 --> 05:22:17,380 This actually notepad is my notepad. 6822 05:22:17,440 --> 05:22:18,460 I use this all the time. 6823 05:22:18,860 --> 05:22:21,240 Again, you can call things the update paper. 6824 05:22:21,240 --> 05:22:22,660 He uses it all the time. 6825 05:22:23,140 --> 05:22:24,700 There's only two files in it. 6826 05:22:25,420 --> 05:22:29,000 Biotext and upgrade paper feedback doc. 6827 05:22:29,160 --> 05:22:31,940 You know, feedback and call things meaningful names. 6828 05:22:32,740 --> 05:22:34,920 I've also installed the latest CC Mail, 6829 05:22:35,020 --> 05:22:36,740 and I believe you're getting a... 6830 05:22:36,740 --> 05:22:39,380 We'll see a full look at CC Mail under OS2 later. 6831 05:22:39,380 --> 05:22:40,300 That's what I'm doing there. 6832 05:22:40,300 --> 05:22:43,440 Well, we're saving that fucking excitement for later, Stu, are we? 6833 05:22:43,520 --> 05:22:45,360 Document and saying I want to send it to someone. 6834 05:22:45,560 --> 05:22:47,700 Don't blow the CC load yet, man. 6835 05:22:47,700 --> 05:22:51,440 Up comes the CC Mail-based application. 6836 05:22:51,880 --> 05:22:55,340 Automatically, it's attached as an attached document. 6837 05:22:55,840 --> 05:22:58,260 I want to send it to myself for the purposes of this demo 6838 05:22:58,260 --> 05:23:00,240 and basically give it a title 6839 05:23:00,240 --> 05:23:04,040 and then go off and say, okay, mail that document. 6840 05:23:04,380 --> 05:23:08,080 So you can imagine the ability to do that 6841 05:23:08,080 --> 05:23:11,140 is very, very important for us 6842 05:23:11,140 --> 05:23:12,660 because it reduces the amount of time, 6843 05:23:12,800 --> 05:23:15,080 reduces the training, reduces the complexity of it. 6844 05:23:15,080 --> 05:23:18,760 Are they on about intranet now, like CCing and sending mail? 6845 05:23:19,120 --> 05:23:20,340 Because this is before internet. 6846 05:23:20,540 --> 05:23:23,100 Are they on about like a network of computers? 6847 05:23:23,820 --> 05:23:26,260 The underlying operating systems. 6848 05:23:27,040 --> 05:23:29,520 What I'll show you there is basically that's arrived. 6849 05:23:29,640 --> 05:23:30,740 There's a new file that arrived. 6850 05:23:30,820 --> 05:23:31,880 I can double click on that. 6851 05:23:31,880 --> 05:23:37,120 the screen on that laptop there the way it goes right down is he that's a laptop 6852 05:23:37,120 --> 05:23:41,480 where he's connected by VGA to that I'll show you there is basically that's arrived 6853 05:23:41,480 --> 05:23:46,640 there's a new file that arrived I can double click on that file bring it up let 6854 05:23:46,640 --> 05:23:51,280 people have a look at it more importantly the ability to take multiple vendors 6855 05:23:51,280 --> 05:23:55,820 products and have them work seamlessly together all on all on the same desktop 6856 05:23:55,820 --> 05:24:01,820 so basically I'm saying here is double click on that attached file what 6857 05:24:01,820 --> 05:24:06,860 happens was under the covers the operating system said that is a process it's a real 6858 05:24:06,860 --> 05:24:11,240 sleepy dream this bring up the word processor I didn't have to file the 6859 05:24:11,240 --> 05:24:16,340 document find it in a direct I think I've said it before it is like a fucking anti 6860 05:24:16,340 --> 05:24:21,380 anxiety medication watching these fucking things especially at this time it just 6861 05:24:21,380 --> 05:24:25,760 brings you it really just puts you on a real plane one he is basically hidden from 6862 05:24:25,760 --> 05:24:29,060 the viewer quickly George I have one little neat thing up there I know it doesn't 6863 05:24:29,060 --> 05:24:31,760 have much to do with OS 2 which have a utility of me the mouse 6864 05:24:31,760 --> 05:24:33,760 The mouse odometer, I know reviewers would like to see. 6865 05:24:33,760 --> 05:24:38,760 The mouse odometer is a critical app in my opinion. 6866 05:24:38,760 --> 05:24:44,760 So mouse odometer, I'm Canadian, so of course it's in kilometers. 6867 05:24:44,760 --> 05:24:51,760 And you can see that of course it's calculating how much distance this mouse is doing over this session. 6868 05:24:51,760 --> 05:24:55,760 And since January the 10th of this year, it's done 1.618 kilometers. 6869 05:24:55,760 --> 05:24:57,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6870 05:24:57,760 --> 05:24:58,760 Was it that funny? 6871 05:24:58,760 --> 05:24:59,760 Thank you very much. 6872 05:24:59,760 --> 05:25:01,760 All right, gentlemen, thank you very much. 6873 05:25:01,760 --> 05:25:11,760 Well, at the moment, OS 2 is the only 32-bit operating system on the market, but hovering out there somewhere is Windows NT from the moment. 6874 05:25:11,760 --> 05:25:12,760 It's a real busy little mouse thing. 6875 05:25:12,760 --> 05:25:13,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6876 05:25:13,760 --> 05:25:14,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6877 05:25:14,760 --> 05:25:15,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6878 05:25:15,760 --> 05:25:16,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6879 05:25:16,760 --> 05:25:17,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6880 05:25:17,760 --> 05:25:18,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6881 05:25:18,760 --> 05:25:19,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6882 05:25:19,760 --> 05:25:20,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6883 05:25:20,760 --> 05:25:21,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6884 05:25:21,760 --> 05:25:22,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6885 05:25:22,760 --> 05:25:23,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6886 05:25:23,760 --> 05:25:24,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6887 05:25:24,760 --> 05:25:25,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6888 05:25:25,760 --> 05:25:26,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6889 05:25:26,760 --> 05:25:27,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6890 05:25:27,760 --> 05:25:28,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6891 05:25:28,760 --> 05:25:29,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6892 05:25:29,760 --> 05:25:30,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6893 05:25:30,760 --> 05:25:31,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6894 05:25:31,760 --> 05:25:32,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6895 05:25:32,760 --> 05:25:33,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6896 05:25:33,760 --> 05:25:34,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6897 05:25:34,760 --> 05:25:35,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6898 05:25:35,760 --> 05:25:36,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6899 05:25:36,760 --> 05:25:37,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6900 05:25:37,760 --> 05:25:38,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6901 05:25:38,760 --> 05:25:39,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6902 05:25:39,760 --> 05:25:40,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6903 05:25:40,760 --> 05:25:41,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6904 05:25:41,760 --> 05:25:42,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6905 05:25:42,760 --> 05:25:43,760 So it's a real busy little mouse thing. 6906 05:25:43,760 --> 05:25:51,760 Is that true? 6907 05:25:51,760 --> 05:25:53,760 Thank you very much, Loda Shite. 6908 05:25:53,760 --> 05:25:55,760 Very, very kind of you. 6909 05:25:55,760 --> 05:25:59,760 Quite a jarring image of the face there of Creed Twitcher. 6910 05:25:59,760 --> 05:26:03,760 Last episode aired on 9/11 makes you think, 6911 05:26:03,760 --> 05:26:05,760 is that fucking true, man? 6912 05:26:05,760 --> 05:26:07,760 Because I think there was episodes that went out afterwards. 6913 05:26:07,760 --> 05:26:12,760 Where like, there, it was just as it was winding down then. 6914 05:26:12,760 --> 05:26:14,760 There was no need for Computer Chronicles anymore. 6915 05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:16,760 Thank you very much there, crazy. 6916 05:26:16,760 --> 05:26:19,760 The future of NT is its connectivity. 6917 05:26:19,760 --> 05:26:24,760 I mean, we've done things here where we've hooked it up to a Unix server via TCP/IP. 6918 05:26:24,760 --> 05:26:28,760 We've run SNA protocols and hooked it up to our mainframe. 6919 05:26:28,760 --> 05:26:33,760 We've had it on a network LAN and had it intercommunicate with all of these things, 6920 05:26:33,760 --> 05:26:36,760 more or less transparently. 6921 05:26:36,760 --> 05:26:37,760 It's not a distributed operating system. 6922 05:26:37,760 --> 05:26:39,760 ZD Freak, thank you very much. 6923 05:26:39,760 --> 05:26:40,760 It's a communicating operating system. 6924 05:26:40,760 --> 05:26:44,760 The 32-bit architecture of Windows NT makes it similar to Ambient... 6925 05:26:44,760 --> 05:26:47,760 And Loda Shite says, this tip is dedicated to my mother. 6926 05:26:47,760 --> 05:26:48,760 He's a big fan. Cheers. 6927 05:26:48,760 --> 05:26:49,760 Thank you very much. 6928 05:26:49,760 --> 05:26:53,760 ...OS2 and multitasking and multi-threading capability. 6929 05:26:53,760 --> 05:26:58,760 The big difference, though, is NT's ability to run on multiple processors. 6930 05:26:58,760 --> 05:27:05,760 The lab's test manager, Bob Kane, says this will spawn a whole new class of multiprocessor file servers. 6931 05:27:05,760 --> 05:27:28,760 Right now, given the state of the 486 and the soon-to-be-released Pentium processors from Intel, the R4000 processor from MIPS, the Alpha processor from DEC, that we are going to see a wave of hardware that is just waiting for applications in an operating system to be able to exploit their capabilities. 6932 05:27:28,760 --> 05:27:33,760 And NT is going to be the operating system across all those platforms that will be able to do that. 6933 05:27:33,760 --> 05:27:47,760 Other advanced features expected in the finished version of Windows NT include the NTFS file system, individualized login capability for workgroup members, and increased power in applications like spreadsheets and CAD programs. 6934 05:27:47,760 --> 05:27:57,760 So, NT FS predates the FAT32 and then in 1993, so in '98 then, that's when you got FAT32. 6935 05:27:57,760 --> 05:28:01,760 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 6936 05:28:01,760 --> 05:28:06,760 That looks like a riot in there. I'd love to work in there. 6937 05:28:06,760 --> 05:28:08,760 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 6938 05:28:08,760 --> 05:28:26,760 While Windows NT is still in development, IBM is releasing version 2.1, which is the first time of Windows NT. 6939 05:28:26,760 --> 05:28:29,760 Thanks for the tip there, Bob Cade. 6940 05:28:29,760 --> 05:28:32,760 So let's find out more about what OS2 can do. 6941 05:28:32,760 --> 05:28:37,760 Joining us now, Carl Wong of Lotus Development, back with us, John Sawyering of IBM. 6942 05:28:37,760 --> 05:28:40,760 Sawyering is back, but he's backed up by fucking Wong. 6943 05:28:40,760 --> 05:28:46,760 Whose proper title should be Director of Software Development Programs, and back with us, Edwin Black of OS2 Professional. 6944 05:28:46,760 --> 05:28:51,760 Carl, let's turn to you, and Lotus, I guess, is doing a lot supporting OS2 with some of your applications, aren't you? 6945 05:28:51,760 --> 05:28:57,760 That's right. We've been shipping OS--123 for OS2 and Freelance for OS2 for a couple of years now. 6946 05:28:57,760 --> 05:29:02,760 And we'll also be shipping on Mi Pro as well as CC Mail for OS2 in the first quarter this year. 6947 05:29:02,760 --> 05:29:10,760 Okay, we saw a little bit of CC Mail running under OS2 before, but show us some of the features of CC Mail, in particular those that come out under OS2 that we wouldn't otherwise do. 6948 05:29:10,760 --> 05:29:14,760 Sure, what I'll be demonstrating here is CC Mail for the OS2 Workplace show. 6949 05:29:14,760 --> 05:29:16,760 And what we're looking at right now is this-- 6950 05:29:16,760 --> 05:29:22,760 So we got an NFT guy. If you had Stuart Shaffey in 2023. 6951 05:29:22,760 --> 05:29:27,760 So, uh, 2022 when NFTs came out would be fucking funny. 6952 05:29:27,760 --> 05:29:42,760 So we got the crazy ape Yacht Club. Okay, you got this little draw--you got a picture here of a--of an ape. He's smoking a cigarette and--tell me a little bit more about this guy. 6953 05:29:42,760 --> 05:29:56,760 Okay, what--what next? You got another--we got another ape. He's--what's he got on his head? He's got a--a safari hat on and--okay, what else? 6954 05:29:56,760 --> 05:30:10,760 The CC Mail folder that installs upon the Workplace shell. Now, instead of having one single Exe, uh, as we do in other environments, the Workplace shell, we've actually taken the functionality of email and broke it out into separate Workplace shell objects. 6955 05:30:10,760 --> 05:30:16,760 So other, uh, functionality, uh, items that people might be familiar with, such as directories and inboxes, are in the folder. 6956 05:30:16,760 --> 05:30:23,760 And since they are true Workplace shell folders, I can go ahead and just drag and drop them out to the desktop, where I might want to normally have my inbox. 6957 05:30:23,760 --> 05:30:25,760 Uh-huh. Inbox? 6958 05:30:25,760 --> 05:30:27,760 We can go into the inbox, just by double-clicking. 6959 05:30:27,760 --> 05:30:28,760 Pomp up, you inbox! 6960 05:30:28,760 --> 05:30:36,760 Here we have our inbox. It's very much like a traditional email system. You can see who the message is from, the date, the size, the subject. To look at a message, we just double-click. 6961 05:30:36,760 --> 05:30:39,760 Handheld sausages! Thank you very much for the tip. 6962 05:30:39,760 --> 05:30:42,760 From, uh, user Denise to, uh, myself. And Cara Wonker. Thank you very much. 6963 05:30:42,760 --> 05:30:54,760 And, uh, it says asking for some sales forecast figures. Now, I could go ahead and normally reply to the message like I normally would in any other email system, but to take advantage of the Workplace shell that IBM has provided us, we can do drag and drop. 6964 05:30:54,760 --> 05:31:09,760 So, I have also to show you something new down here at the bottom. Something called the message template object, which, uh, works as a template under OS2. And I'll double-click to show you here what a message template object can do. In this case, this message template object is pre-addressed. Just go automatically to the sales group. 6965 05:31:09,760 --> 05:31:20,760 Mm-hmm. With a predefined subject. Ah, it's a fucking shiter. Now, if I wanted to go ahead and reply to it. It's a real stinker. Let's see if Sawyer's got any more fucking juice. 6966 05:31:20,760 --> 05:31:32,760 It's the next generation of applications, much like what Carl's been showing, but we've come up with one that IBM currently has in beta test called multi-motion matinee. And I'm gonna give you- 6967 05:31:32,760 --> 05:31:35,760 "Ultimotion" he said there, to the multi- 6968 05:31:35,760 --> 05:31:39,600 next generation of applications much like what Carl has been showing but we've come up with one that 6969 05:31:39,600 --> 05:31:45,700 IBM currently has in beta test called multi-motion matinee and I'm going to give you a little 6970 05:31:45,700 --> 05:31:50,380 demonstration of it before I go into it what we're going to see on here is very high resolution the 6971 05:31:50,380 --> 05:31:57,280 resolution of this is 240 pixels. Wonky Kong says I blew out the soy ring on my jeep last week. 6972 05:31:57,640 --> 05:32:03,960 Vertically 320 horizontally and that compares. I'm off to the doctor tomorrow to get the soy ring 6973 05:32:03,960 --> 05:32:13,440 looked at. It's not fucking working man and I'm having awful trouble maintaining consternation. 6974 05:32:13,440 --> 05:32:18,940 To the state of the art today in the industry on PCs are 160 times 120 or four times the density of the 6975 05:32:18,940 --> 05:32:25,040 resolution. Also this has a capability without any hardware assist not only to play full motion video 6976 05:32:25,040 --> 05:32:31,000 and the audio. Thanks very much there ulti motion. We're rocking the 320 by 240. 6977 05:32:32,160 --> 05:32:38,360 Other product in the industry that we're aware of can do that with software alone and this is just an example of the quality that you can get. 6978 05:32:39,960 --> 05:32:45,360 Wow look at that fucking condor or eagle whatever bird of prey it is it's sensual. 6979 05:32:47,720 --> 05:32:49,760 Can you hear the fidelity on the audio? 6980 05:32:51,060 --> 05:32:52,820 How many frames per second can we run? 6981 05:32:53,640 --> 05:33:03,440 I'm 25? 24 frames per second where the other products in the industry tend to run at about 15 or 10-15 I'd say. 6982 05:33:03,440 --> 05:33:05,760 Up to 15 frames per second. Do you know what I mean? 6983 05:33:05,840 --> 05:33:10,340 The other thing that you're seeing is that the or with a different... 6984 05:33:10,340 --> 05:33:14,380 What are we seeing here? What's he gonna say? Let's try and preempt it because we know we're in the future. 6985 05:33:14,720 --> 05:33:17,480 We have no reason to not know what this fella's gonna say. 6986 05:33:18,640 --> 05:33:20,440 What are we also seeing here? 6987 05:33:21,320 --> 05:33:26,380 Okay he's just... He just fucking blew the 25 frames per second load. 6988 05:33:27,120 --> 05:33:30,000 He's blown the 15 frames per second out the water. 6989 05:33:30,960 --> 05:33:31,960 Where else do we see him? 6990 05:33:32,720 --> 05:33:37,780 He's giving us the 320 by 240 standby mode. 6991 05:33:39,820 --> 05:33:42,240 Perfectly synchronized says DJ Monkey 64. 6992 05:33:43,080 --> 05:33:44,480 What else are we seeing here? 6993 05:33:44,760 --> 05:33:45,920 Look at... Look at what we're... 6994 05:33:45,920 --> 05:33:48,980 And this is just an example of the quality that you can get. 6995 05:33:51,320 --> 05:33:53,140 Did he mention color depth? 6996 05:33:53,680 --> 05:33:57,200 I think... You're right. I think you're onto something there with the fucking color depth. 6997 05:33:57,420 --> 05:33:58,820 He's gonna say something about... 6998 05:34:01,000 --> 05:34:02,820 RGB or fucking... 6999 05:34:06,420 --> 05:34:08,500 How many frames per second can we run through? 7000 05:34:08,560 --> 05:34:10,740 Now this is running at 24 frames per second. 7001 05:34:10,740 --> 05:34:14,820 Where the other products in the industry tend to run at about up to 15 frames per second. 7002 05:34:14,980 --> 05:34:17,060 The other thing that you're seeing is that the... 7003 05:34:17,060 --> 05:34:18,000 Is that the what? 7004 05:34:18,920 --> 05:34:19,480 Or... 7005 05:34:19,480 --> 05:34:21,660 He's struggling. 7006 05:34:22,520 --> 05:34:24,740 With a different audio clip that... 7007 05:34:24,740 --> 05:34:26,860 The audio is right in sync with the video. 7008 05:34:27,020 --> 05:34:28,420 If you had a human speaking... 7009 05:34:28,420 --> 05:34:31,060 Synchronization. Who said it? DJ Monkey 64. 7010 05:34:32,200 --> 05:34:33,140 Well done man. 7011 05:34:34,060 --> 05:34:35,800 You were there before everyone else. 7012 05:34:37,060 --> 05:34:39,240 The words would be coming out in sync with the lips. 7013 05:34:39,240 --> 05:34:40,240 And why is that? Why can you do that? 7014 05:34:40,240 --> 05:34:41,240 Why can you do that? 7015 05:34:41,240 --> 05:34:43,240 With OS2 we have a capability called multi-threading. 7016 05:34:43,240 --> 05:34:44,240 Where... Yeah. 7017 05:34:44,240 --> 05:34:47,060 Through... The video is on one thread. The audio is on the other. 7018 05:34:47,060 --> 05:34:49,240 You sawed your ring. Thank you very much. 7019 05:34:49,240 --> 05:34:54,240 ...thread and we have items in the operating system allowing us to synchronize the two threads. 7020 05:34:54,240 --> 05:34:59,420 One of the wraps on OS2, John, is the hardware it takes to support it and run OS2. 7021 05:34:59,420 --> 05:35:00,420 Hardware support. 7022 05:35:00,420 --> 05:35:03,420 How much of a problem is that? What do you really need to run OS2 on your PC? 7023 05:35:03,420 --> 05:35:09,420 Well, OS2 will start off with any 32-bit Intel compatible processors like a 386SX or larger. 7024 05:35:09,420 --> 05:35:14,600 It will run with four megabytes of memory but we typically recommend six megabytes or more of memory. 7025 05:35:14,600 --> 05:35:17,600 And the minimum amount of disk space requires about 18 megabytes. 7026 05:35:17,600 --> 05:35:20,600 Though some people have been able to pair that back down to about 12 megabytes. 7027 05:35:20,600 --> 05:35:26,600 That's comparable to installing DOS, Windows, and some other facilities in which would take up a comparable amount of space. 7028 05:35:26,600 --> 05:35:32,280 But in this case you don't need to add DOS or Windows. It's already built into OS2 version 2.1 as well as 2.0. 7029 05:35:32,280 --> 05:35:42,780 That's right. Edwin, what do you think? I mean, are we going to see software support like Lotus is obviously providing to OS2 so that there'll be more of a balance out there in the world between OS2 and Windows? 7030 05:35:42,780 --> 05:35:45,120 Or is somebody going to win this war? What do you predict now? 7031 05:35:45,120 --> 05:35:54,660 Well, I think right now there are millions of people who are able to use OS2 with their existing DOS applications just through a DOS window. 7032 05:35:54,660 --> 05:36:02,040 I myself use five or six at any given time. And our cover story this month on OS2 Professional is about that very feature. 7033 05:36:02,040 --> 05:36:10,240 The question is whether the explosion of wonderful applications like we've seen here today is going to occur sooner or later. 7034 05:36:10,240 --> 05:36:19,760 The fuse has certainly been lit and whether it's going to be a short fuse or a long fuse is something that really the public is going to see, I think, in 1993. 7035 05:36:19,760 --> 05:36:22,720 Okay. Gentlemen, thank you very much. Very impressive stuff. 7036 05:36:22,720 --> 05:36:27,260 That's our look at OS2. Stay tuned now for this week's computer news on Random Access. 7037 05:36:30,100 --> 05:36:30,820 Gates! 7038 05:36:32,540 --> 05:36:35,000 Gates is published by Doubleday. 7039 05:36:35,500 --> 05:36:39,440 The Bible on Bill Gates, Microsoft, MS-DOS, and Windows. 7040 05:36:39,980 --> 05:36:44,700 The Ultimate Computer Manual by Stephen Maines and Paul Andrews. 7041 05:36:45,240 --> 05:36:45,840 Gates. 7042 05:36:45,840 --> 05:36:54,220 So many books in that era look of the early 90s, mid 90s with that fucking embossed... 7043 05:36:54,220 --> 05:36:56,380 What would you call that? 7044 05:36:57,460 --> 05:36:59,020 Is it embossed writing? 7045 05:36:59,860 --> 05:37:04,720 You'd always see it on kind of chiclet novels and stuff. 7046 05:37:05,720 --> 05:37:07,740 Daniel Steele is after you. 7047 05:37:13,160 --> 05:37:17,540 Probably fellas. There was probably Stephen King books with that sort of shit on it as well. 7048 05:37:20,540 --> 05:37:22,040 Jackie Collins is after you. 7049 05:37:28,380 --> 05:37:31,540 I'm ready to fucking publish and I'm fully embossed. 7050 05:37:32,540 --> 05:37:34,640 I'm ready to go to press tomorrow. 7051 05:37:36,220 --> 05:37:38,480 Gothic Serif, is it? 7052 05:37:38,480 --> 05:37:44,320 Random Access file this week. Digital equipment announced a new series of PCs called the Deck PC MT. 7053 05:37:44,760 --> 05:37:48,600 The new line features high-performance graphics technology for multimedia applications. 7054 05:37:48,600 --> 05:37:49,040 It looks shit! 7055 05:37:49,360 --> 05:37:54,600 It also takes up less desk space than a standard PC with its micro tower design. 7056 05:37:55,240 --> 05:37:56,600 Borland plans to bundle its Windows... 7057 05:37:56,600 --> 05:37:59,840 Fucking Wes Borland from Limp Bizkit. 7058 05:37:59,840 --> 05:38:06,380 ...based Quattro Pro and Paradox. The package will be offered for under $200 for a limited time. 7059 05:38:06,380 --> 05:38:16,960 WordPerfect is shipping WordPerfect for the Macintosh version 2.1.3. The upgrade integrates the word processor with Grammatic 5 and the compression program Stuff It. 7060 05:38:18,220 --> 05:38:22,600 Stuff It. Ah, fucking Stuff It, man. Stuff It. We'll go to bed. 7061 05:38:22,600 --> 05:38:30,140 ...and has cut prices up to 30% on its entire line of Bubblejet printers. At the same time, they're offering a $50 rebate on the... 7062 05:38:30,140 --> 05:38:33,380 Abraham Lincoln Biscuit is after you. 7063 05:38:34,680 --> 05:38:45,060 ...BJ 200 desktop printer till May 31st. Taking a look at the best-selling utility programs according to Egghead Software, Stacker for DOS and Windows 3.0... 7064 05:38:45,060 --> 05:38:47,880 Fist it up your sawy ring. You can't. 7065 05:38:47,880 --> 05:38:52,840 ...is number one on the PC side, while fun screensavers from Berkeley Systems are the lead... 7066 05:38:52,840 --> 05:39:00,340 After Dark. How long was After Dark on top of the charge? And how long was it going to stay there for? See? 7067 05:39:01,020 --> 05:39:06,360 Like, it's there for every fucking year throughout the 90s. It wasn't even that good. 7068 05:39:06,360 --> 05:39:16,380 ...eating products on the Mac. It's tax time again, and we have a special report from Stuart Shaffey on what the IRS has to say about doing your taxes on your computer. 7069 05:39:17,040 --> 05:39:35,000 There are many ways to file your tax returns these days. Fill in the forms and mail them. Do them on your computer. Or just punch in the information directly to the IRS on a touch-tone phone. But using technology to do your taxes doesn't give you an excuse for making mistakes. 7070 05:39:35,000 --> 05:39:46,200 The taxpayer is always responsible for their own tax return, regardless of what medium that they use, and that's what you're basically doing when you sign your return. And when you're... 7071 05:39:46,200 --> 05:39:55,640 Lushinsky. Thank you very much there. Please plat... plat my form, is it? I didn't see the name there. I see that back again. 7072 05:39:55,640 --> 05:40:05,340 ...you're talking about the taxpayer packages. It's still the information that the taxpayer gives to there. But for audit, you're no more or less subject to an audit filing this way than any other way. 7073 05:40:05,800 --> 05:40:10,420 The IRS is experimenting with electronic means of filing because, like any other... 7074 05:40:10,420 --> 05:40:13,860 Please play my friend from... yeah, I will. Thanks very much for the tip. 7075 05:40:13,860 --> 05:40:19,860 ...organization these days. It's looking for ways to do its work more efficiently. But when you have a hundred... 7076 05:40:19,860 --> 05:40:29,300 ...you're talking about the other people who are talking about, you're talking about the... 7077 05:40:29,300 --> 05:40:36,740 Thatch Bob Del Rivo, which was the technical term given to the fucking hairdo that she has there. 7078 05:40:36,740 --> 05:40:41,780 You would probably go into the hair salon and ask for the Del Rivo Special Thatch... 7079 05:40:41,780 --> 05:40:43,620 ...Deluxe Edition... 7080 05:40:43,620 --> 05:40:46,740 ...Volume 7. And that's what you'd come away with. 7081 05:40:46,740 --> 05:40:54,180 You'd put your head into one of those things that, like, it looks like a fucking UFO is coming down onto your head. 7082 05:40:54,180 --> 05:41:01,180 A real fucking curler dome. And you'd leave with that. A real Carlos Valderrama. 7083 05:41:01,180 --> 05:41:13,180 And when you're talking about the taxpayer packages, it's still the information that the taxpayer gives to there. But for audit, you're no more or less subject to an audit filing this way than any other way. 7084 05:41:13,180 --> 05:41:24,500 The IRS is experimenting with electronic means of filing because, like any other organization these days, it's looking for ways to do its work more efficiently. But when you have a hundred million... 7085 05:41:24,500 --> 05:41:26,020 Thanks, Beth, for the tip. 7086 05:41:26,020 --> 05:41:37,180 ...people sending you their paperwork the same night, the challenge is a big one. So the IRS is hoping taxpayers will use computers and telephones, and not just the mail, to file their returns. 7087 05:41:37,180 --> 05:41:52,060 The IRS definitely wants taxpayers to use all these different alternatives. We're trying to make it less fearful, more comfortable. People are more comfortable with a PC. And it's just an alternative that an individual could use. 7088 05:41:52,060 --> 05:41:53,060 Unbelievable. 7089 05:41:53,060 --> 05:41:55,500 People are expected to file their taxes electronically. 7090 05:41:55,500 --> 05:42:03,340 Whoa. Look at that. World of file box. Fucking file box dystopia. 7091 05:42:03,340 --> 05:42:30,780 Imagine what would happen if you put the wrong sheet into the wrong fucking tray. Paper tray simulator. That's what happens when you reach level 59 on paper tray simulator. Have you got what it takes? She's so good, she needs three tiers. She's rocking two tiers. I reckon give her another six months, and we'll be putting her on the third tier. 7092 05:42:30,780 --> 05:42:57,780 She's like, "Here?" Like that is... She fucking knew what she was doing. Like there's a lot of fucking paper going left, right and center. Look at the way the design of these fucking things, the way they tilt up a little bit there. They tilt it. They lean into you just so that you can... 7093 05:42:57,780 --> 05:42:59,780 pop it into that paper tree. Just little subtle things of the design that people don't really care about. She's really going heavy on it. You one there? She's behind. She needs to catch up. This one. She came in early. She started at fucking half six. You're not even meant to be in the place until 8:30. 7094 05:42:59,780 --> 05:43:01,880 pop it into that paper tree. 7095 05:43:04,260 --> 05:43:06,280 Just little subtle things of the design 7096 05:43:06,280 --> 05:43:07,600 that people don't really care about. 7097 05:43:09,160 --> 05:43:10,680 She's really going heavy on it. 7098 05:43:11,700 --> 05:43:12,400 You one there? 7099 05:43:13,840 --> 05:43:15,100 She's behind. 7100 05:43:16,220 --> 05:43:17,520 She needs to catch up. 7101 05:43:18,600 --> 05:43:18,980 This one. 7102 05:43:19,720 --> 05:43:20,560 She came in early. 7103 05:43:20,860 --> 05:43:23,340 She started at fucking half six. 7104 05:43:24,180 --> 05:43:25,960 You're not even meant to be in the place 7105 05:43:25,960 --> 05:43:27,720 until 8.30. 7106 05:43:28,160 --> 05:43:29,840 She comes in two hours before. 7107 05:43:30,840 --> 05:43:32,780 She has the work done by lunch. 7108 05:43:33,360 --> 05:43:34,340 But she doesn't go home. 7109 05:43:35,040 --> 05:43:36,700 She stays and does more work. 7110 05:43:37,540 --> 05:43:38,100 And you know what? 7111 05:43:38,600 --> 05:43:41,320 She doesn't even claim the extra time. 7112 05:43:42,100 --> 05:43:43,000 Just loves the job. 7113 05:43:43,000 --> 05:43:45,020 Lives for the fucking tree. 7114 05:43:45,820 --> 05:43:47,460 She lives to tree. 7115 05:43:51,040 --> 05:43:52,180 Look at that guy. 7116 05:43:54,020 --> 05:43:55,520 He wasn't going to fucking 7117 05:43:55,520 --> 05:43:58,000 jeopardize 7118 05:43:58,000 --> 05:44:00,140 or compromise on his style. 7119 05:44:00,620 --> 05:44:02,160 For the fucking paper world. 7120 05:44:03,200 --> 05:44:04,200 He's going to come in 7121 05:44:04,200 --> 05:44:07,680 and really rock that fucking back cap. 7122 05:44:08,300 --> 05:44:09,220 Back capping. 7123 05:44:09,820 --> 05:44:10,540 Straight up. 7124 05:44:10,620 --> 05:44:11,120 No cap. 7125 05:44:11,240 --> 05:44:11,560 For real. 7126 05:44:11,660 --> 05:44:11,980 For real. 7127 05:44:12,680 --> 05:44:15,020 Thanks very much there for the tip there. 7128 05:44:15,140 --> 05:44:16,580 I missed who it was. 7129 05:44:16,640 --> 05:44:17,240 I'll get to you now. 7130 05:44:17,240 --> 05:44:27,120 Shit job simulator. 7131 05:44:27,120 --> 05:44:27,760 Thank you very much. 7132 05:44:27,760 --> 05:44:28,540 Paper blaster. 7133 05:44:28,660 --> 05:44:29,260 Thank you very much. 7134 05:44:29,260 --> 05:44:31,020 New form 1040 PC. 7135 05:44:31,920 --> 05:44:35,400 In Ohio, the IRS is now experimenting with telephone filing. 7136 05:44:35,880 --> 05:44:37,100 You call a toll free number. 7137 05:44:37,100 --> 05:44:37,100 You call a toll free number. 7138 05:44:37,100 --> 05:44:42,000 And with a touch tone phone, just enter your wages, deductions and withholdings. 7139 05:44:42,080 --> 05:44:43,780 World of tax. 7140 05:44:43,940 --> 05:44:49,820 Each year we try to add either an addition to the current program that we have or another alternative. 7141 05:44:50,440 --> 05:44:58,520 And I do see that this system will be changing as people become more comfortable with PCs and have more personal computers in their home. 7142 05:44:58,520 --> 05:45:00,020 Become more comfortable with it. 7143 05:45:00,380 --> 05:45:02,860 I see that this will be definitely a growing trend. 7144 05:45:03,060 --> 05:45:10,240 For more information on tax preparation software available, look for the March issue of Home Office Computing or PC World magazines. 7145 05:45:10,400 --> 05:45:11,100 I will, Janelle. 7146 05:45:11,160 --> 05:45:11,980 Thanks very much. 7147 05:45:12,080 --> 05:45:13,760 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 7148 05:45:13,900 --> 05:45:14,960 I'm Janelle Stelzen. 7149 05:45:15,460 --> 05:45:16,280 All the best, Janelle. 7150 05:45:16,340 --> 05:45:16,740 See you later. 7151 05:45:17,020 --> 05:45:24,920 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by the Software Publishers Association, providers of educational materials to help manage 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05:46:07,380 --> 05:46:08,380 All orders include a free software program. 7162 05:46:08,380 --> 05:46:09,380 All orders include a free software program. 7163 05:46:09,380 --> 05:46:10,380 All orders include a free software program. 7164 05:46:10,380 --> 05:46:11,380 All orders include a free software program. 7165 05:46:11,380 --> 05:46:12,380 All orders include a free software program. 7166 05:46:12,380 --> 05:46:13,380 All orders include a free software program. 7167 05:46:13,380 --> 05:46:14,380 All orders include a free software program. 7168 05:46:14,380 --> 05:46:15,380 All orders include a free software program. 7169 05:46:15,380 --> 05:46:16,380 All orders include a free software program. 7170 05:46:16,380 --> 05:46:17,380 All orders include a free software program. 7171 05:46:17,380 --> 05:46:18,380 All orders include a free software program. 7172 05:46:18,380 --> 05:46:19,380 All orders include a free software program. 7173 05:46:19,380 --> 05:46:20,380 All orders include a free software program. 7174 05:46:20,380 --> 05:46:21,380 All orders include a free software program. 7175 05:46:21,380 --> 05:46:22,380 All orders include a free software program. 7176 05:46:22,380 --> 05:46:23,380 All orders include a free software program. 7177 05:46:23,380 --> 05:46:24,380 All orders include a free software program. 7178 05:46:24,380 --> 05:46:25,380 All orders include a free software program. 7179 05:46:25,380 --> 05:46:26,380 All orders include a free software program. 7180 05:46:26,380 --> 05:46:34,580 All orders include a free software program. 7181 05:46:34,580 --> 05:46:36,580 All orders include a free software program. 7182 05:46:36,580 --> 05:46:37,580 All orders include a free software program. 7183 05:46:37,580 --> 05:46:38,580 All orders include a free software program. 7184 05:46:38,580 --> 05:46:39,580 All orders include a free software program. 7185 05:46:39,580 --> 05:46:40,580 All orders include a free software program. 7186 05:46:40,580 --> 05:46:41,580 All orders include a free software program. 7187 05:46:41,580 --> 05:46:42,580 All orders include a free software program. 7188 05:46:42,580 --> 05:46:43,580 All orders include a free software program. 7189 05:46:43,580 --> 05:46:44,580 All orders include a free software program. 7190 05:46:44,580 --> 05:46:48,780 All orders include a free software program. 7191 05:46:48,780 --> 05:46:50,780 All orders include a free software program. 7192 05:46:50,780 --> 05:46:51,780 All orders include a free software program. 7193 05:46:51,780 --> 05:46:52,780 All orders include a free software program. 7194 05:46:52,780 --> 05:46:53,780 All orders include a free software program. 7195 05:46:53,780 --> 05:46:54,780 All orders include a free software program. 7196 05:46:54,780 --> 05:46:55,780 All orders include a free software program. 7197 05:46:55,780 --> 05:46:56,780 All orders include a free software program. 7198 05:46:56,780 --> 05:46:57,780 All orders include a free software program. 7199 05:46:57,780 --> 05:46:58,780 All orders include a free software program. 7200 05:46:58,780 --> 05:46:59,780 All orders include a free software program. 7201 05:46:59,780 --> 05:47:00,780 All orders include a free software program. 7202 05:47:00,780 --> 05:47:01,780 All orders include a free software program. 7203 05:47:01,780 --> 05:47:02,780 All orders include a free software program. 7204 05:47:02,780 --> 05:47:03,780 All orders include a free software program. 7205 05:47:03,780 --> 05:47:04,780 All orders include a free software program. 7206 05:47:04,780 --> 05:47:05,780 All orders include a free software program. 7207 05:47:05,780 --> 05:47:06,780 All orders include a free software program. 7208 05:47:06,780 --> 05:47:07,780 All orders include a free software program. 7209 05:47:07,780 --> 05:47:08,780 All orders include a free software program. 7210 05:47:08,780 --> 05:47:09,780 All orders include a free software program. 7211 05:47:09,780 --> 05:47:11,980 All orders include a free software program. 7212 05:47:11,980 --> 05:47:13,980 All orders include a free software program. 7213 05:47:13,980 --> 05:47:14,980 All orders include a free software program. 7214 05:47:14,980 --> 05:47:15,980 All orders include a free software program. 7215 05:47:15,980 --> 05:47:16,980 All orders include a free software program. 7216 05:47:16,980 --> 05:47:17,980 All orders include a free software program. 7217 05:47:17,980 --> 05:47:18,980 All orders include a free software program. 7218 05:47:18,980 --> 05:47:19,980 All orders include a free software program. 7219 05:47:19,980 --> 05:47:20,980 All orders include a free software program. 7220 05:47:20,980 --> 05:47:21,980 All orders include a free software program. 7221 05:47:21,980 --> 05:47:22,980 All orders include a free software program. 7222 05:47:22,980 --> 05:47:23,980 All orders include a free software program. 7223 05:47:23,980 --> 05:47:24,980 All orders include a free software program. 7224 05:47:24,980 --> 05:47:25,980 All orders include a free software program. 7225 05:47:25,980 --> 05:47:26,980 All orders include a free software program. 7226 05:47:26,980 --> 05:47:27,980 All orders include a free software program. 7227 05:47:27,980 --> 05:47:28,980 All orders include a free software program. 7228 05:47:28,980 --> 05:47:29,980 All orders include a free software program. 7229 05:47:29,980 --> 05:47:31,980 All orders include a free software program. 7230 05:47:31,980 --> 05:47:32,980 All orders include a free software program. 7231 05:47:32,980 --> 05:47:33,980 All orders include a free software program. 7232 05:47:33,980 --> 05:47:41,780 I was a little bit too far ahead of the curve because 93, of course, there's going to be no digital wallet. 7233 05:47:41,780 --> 05:47:49,980 You had bank accounts and maybe a bank card would have been the digital fucking thing that you'd use to get that money out. 7234 05:47:49,980 --> 05:47:55,980 I think you're not going to have like a crypto wallet you have nowadays, any that sort of stuff or a Revolut. 7235 05:47:55,980 --> 05:47:59,980 But I like where it has gone. 7236 05:47:59,980 --> 05:48:01,980 I just don't know whether or not I could fucking watch this now. 7237 05:48:01,980 --> 05:48:09,980 But he's got a big, massive fuck off organizer that has a stupid calculator in it and loads of other stuff as well. 7238 05:48:09,980 --> 05:48:15,980 Why would he be sat down at the marina in San Francisco? 7239 05:48:15,980 --> 05:48:19,980 I've never been there, but I've seen it in films and on video games and stuff. 7240 05:48:19,980 --> 05:48:23,980 Why would you be like fucking going through receipts like that? 7241 05:48:23,980 --> 05:48:24,980 I can never remember this. 7242 05:48:24,980 --> 05:48:25,980 I can never remember that. 7243 05:48:25,980 --> 05:48:29,980 But, but then, you know, oh, well, wait a second. 7244 05:48:29,980 --> 05:48:33,980 I remember all this stuff because I have it in my organizer now. 7245 05:48:33,980 --> 05:48:34,980 I know I had it in here. 7246 05:48:34,980 --> 05:48:43,980 It was in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 or probably Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4. 7247 05:48:43,980 --> 05:48:45,980 Here's some, hey, wait a minute. 7248 05:48:45,980 --> 05:48:46,980 I'm organized now. 7249 05:48:46,980 --> 05:48:47,980 I don't have to do that routine anymore. 7250 05:48:47,980 --> 05:48:48,980 Wait a minute. 7251 05:48:48,980 --> 05:48:50,980 That's a nice piece of acting. 7252 05:48:50,980 --> 05:48:53,980 It's a day runner. 7253 05:48:53,980 --> 05:48:56,980 I have my organizer software for my laptop. 7254 05:48:56,980 --> 05:49:00,980 I have my high tech TI time runner, but I forgot to put the address in here. 7255 05:49:00,980 --> 05:49:02,980 Tomorrow I'm going to get organized. 7256 05:49:02,980 --> 05:49:03,980 Does that sound familiar? 7257 05:49:03,980 --> 05:49:12,980 Well, it is actually easy to do that these days and we'll help you out by showing you the best new organizer software and hardware on this edition of the Computer Chronicles. 7258 05:49:12,980 --> 05:49:17,980 Look, T and Spice. 7259 05:49:17,980 --> 05:49:20,980 T and Spice behind him there. 7260 05:49:20,980 --> 05:49:22,980 Where's the fucking thing? 7261 05:49:22,980 --> 05:49:24,980 Go back out of there. 7262 05:49:32,980 --> 05:49:33,980 T and Spice. 7263 05:49:33,980 --> 05:49:34,980 The Computer Chronicles. 7264 05:49:34,980 --> 05:49:35,980 The Computer Chronicles. 7265 05:49:39,980 --> 05:49:42,980 Cardware Computer Chronicles episode. 7266 05:49:42,980 --> 05:49:47,980 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 7267 05:49:47,980 --> 05:49:52,980 Microprocessor technology for the software of today and tomorrow. 7268 05:49:52,980 --> 05:49:54,980 Intel, the computer inside. 7269 05:49:54,980 --> 05:49:55,980 Additional materials. 7270 05:49:55,980 --> 05:50:04,980 Additional bomb making materials can be found online at. 7271 05:50:04,980 --> 05:50:06,980 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 7272 05:50:06,980 --> 05:50:07,980 I'm Stuart Chiffey and with me. 7273 05:50:07,980 --> 05:50:08,980 Okay. 7274 05:50:08,980 --> 05:50:11,980 And we've got the anarchist's cookbook. 7275 05:50:11,980 --> 05:50:12,980 Coming up today. 7276 05:50:12,980 --> 05:50:17,980 You want to learn how to make bomb making material. 7277 05:50:17,980 --> 05:50:22,980 Today is Crystal Waters, West Coast editor for this magazine, Home Office Computing Magazine. 7278 05:50:22,980 --> 05:50:28,980 And in this magazine, Crystal, you've just reviewed this new sharp wizard, Oz 9600, which is the top of the line. 7279 05:50:28,980 --> 05:50:31,980 This brand new book will get you on a watch list. 7280 05:50:31,980 --> 05:50:35,980 It's called the anarchist's cookbook. 7281 05:50:35,980 --> 05:50:36,980 Of the sharp line. 7282 05:50:36,980 --> 05:50:38,980 There are so many of these organizers out there. 7283 05:50:38,980 --> 05:50:39,980 You almost have to get. 7284 05:50:39,980 --> 05:50:41,980 Handheld explosive devices. 7285 05:50:41,980 --> 05:50:43,980 To figure out which organizer you're going to buy. 7286 05:50:43,980 --> 05:50:45,980 But let's take a look at this one. 7287 05:50:45,980 --> 05:50:46,980 This new Oz 9600. 7288 05:50:46,980 --> 05:50:52,980 It's Crystal Waters the fucking same name of the tune that. 7289 05:50:52,980 --> 05:50:56,980 Da da dee da da da da da da da da da da. 7290 05:50:58,980 --> 05:51:00,980 Her name's not Crystal Waters, is it? 7291 05:51:00,980 --> 05:51:01,980 The Oster. 7292 05:51:01,980 --> 05:51:03,980 The water is West Coast. 7293 05:51:03,980 --> 05:51:04,980 It fucking is. 7294 05:51:04,980 --> 05:51:06,980 Let's just see if I'm right there. 7295 05:51:10,980 --> 05:51:11,980 Let's just see if I'm right there. 7296 05:51:11,980 --> 05:51:13,980 Let's just see if I'm right there. 7297 05:51:21,980 --> 05:51:23,980 Fucking unreal. 7298 05:51:23,980 --> 05:51:25,980 Crystal Waters. 7299 05:51:27,980 --> 05:51:30,980 We can put this on while she's doing her thing. 7300 05:51:30,980 --> 05:51:32,980 Editor for this magazine, Home Office. 7301 05:51:32,980 --> 05:51:33,980 I'm Stuart Chiffey. 7302 05:51:33,980 --> 05:51:37,980 And with me today is Crystal Waters, West Coast editor for this magazine, Home Office. 7303 05:51:37,980 --> 05:51:38,980 Computing magazine. 7304 05:51:38,980 --> 05:51:44,980 And in this magazine, Crystal, you've just reviewed this new sharp wizard, Oz 9600, which is the top of the line. 7305 05:51:44,980 --> 05:51:45,980 The sharp line. 7306 05:51:45,980 --> 05:51:47,980 There are so many of these organizers out there. 7307 05:51:47,980 --> 05:51:50,980 You almost have to organize to figure out which organizer you're going to buy. 7308 05:51:50,980 --> 05:51:51,980 But let's take a look at this one. 7309 05:51:51,980 --> 05:51:53,980 This new Oz 9600. 7310 05:51:53,980 --> 05:51:55,980 Runa, give us a little guided tour and show us the features of this one. 7311 05:51:55,980 --> 05:52:01,980 Well, the difference between this and the other wizards and other organizers is that there's a pen in which you can move around. 7312 05:52:01,980 --> 05:52:03,980 Choose different dates. 7313 05:52:03,980 --> 05:52:04,980 PDA. 7314 05:52:04,980 --> 05:52:05,980 Today's date. 7315 05:52:05,980 --> 05:52:06,980 Today's date. 7316 05:52:06,980 --> 05:52:07,980 PDA. 7317 05:52:07,980 --> 05:52:08,980 Today's date. 7318 05:52:08,980 --> 05:52:09,980 PDA. 7319 05:52:09,980 --> 05:52:10,980 Today's date. 7320 05:52:10,980 --> 05:52:11,980 PDA. 7321 05:52:11,980 --> 05:52:12,980 Today's date. 7322 05:52:12,980 --> 05:52:13,980 PDA. 7323 05:52:13,980 --> 05:52:14,980 Today's date. 7324 05:52:14,980 --> 05:52:15,980 PDA. 7325 05:52:15,980 --> 05:52:16,980 Crystal Waters. 7326 05:52:16,980 --> 05:52:18,980 The waters 7327 05:52:23,380 --> 05:52:28,520 Double-click and one of the nice things about the pan is you can actually do kind of goes like chef a wave 7328 05:52:36,760 --> 05:52:38,760 Where's the fucking name? 7329 05:52:40,400 --> 05:52:46,960 Welcome to the computer chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is crystal waters west coast editor for this magazine home 7330 05:52:46,960 --> 05:52:52,080 I'm Stuart Shiffey and with me today is crystal waters west coast editor for this magazine home 7331 05:52:52,080 --> 05:52:55,200 Can't you port on there also right on the back here? 7332 05:52:55,760 --> 05:53:06,880 There's a little infrared if you have a sharp wizard like this you and I can exchange information about having to put in cables between that's enough of that output can I print from that wizard? 7333 05:53:06,960 --> 05:53:14,040 Yes, there are cables that you can connect to your computer to trade information or through wizard for this kind of contraption you got here 7334 05:53:14,960 --> 05:53:16,960 Have you got a wizard for this? 7335 05:53:18,560 --> 05:53:20,560 You can keep a wizard at home 7336 05:53:22,560 --> 05:53:33,640 You want to buy the full package it comes with its own wizard that you can bring home the wizard comes in a box and and you can store it in the attic or under your staircase? 7337 05:53:35,880 --> 05:53:38,880 You need to feed the wizard day in day out? 7338 05:53:39,480 --> 05:53:43,100 He casts a number of magic spells on your software? 7339 05:53:43,480 --> 05:53:48,080 He casts the number of magic spells on your hardware to ensure the safety? 7340 05:53:49,680 --> 05:53:56,280 Or copy copy or thank you very much printer or you can get an infrared box that you connect to your printer and just print with and I 7341 05:53:56,280 --> 05:53:59,880 Also, I can attach a modem to this thing so I can actually use it as an online terminal 7342 05:53:59,880 --> 05:54:02,760 Right, we can look at the terminal mode 7343 05:54:03,880 --> 05:54:11,880 If we click on here, you see we have CompuServe, AT&T, you can get onto MCI mail and download all your mail that way 7344 05:54:11,880 --> 05:54:15,880 Looks pretty neat to me. Alright, today we'll look at several of the organizer options 7345 05:54:15,880 --> 05:54:20,840 Software for the PC and for the Macintosh and hardware to put in the palm of your hand 7346 05:54:21,560 --> 05:54:27,400 Handheld, thank you floppy copier. Now the major competitor for Sharp in the palm top category is Casio 7347 05:54:27,400 --> 05:54:31,320 So having just looked at the wizard, let's turn now to the Casio Boss 7348 05:54:33,320 --> 05:54:36,600 Boss stands for a business organizer scheduling system 7349 05:54:37,080 --> 05:54:45,800 The Casio Executive Boss model SFR20 is packed with all the basic organizer features like a to-do list manager, telephone directory, 7350 05:54:45,960 --> 05:54:49,480 Calculator, reminder mode and calendar, but that's not all 7351 05:54:50,040 --> 05:54:53,560 There is a built-in spreadsheet which is a big attraction for this particular unit 7352 05:54:53,800 --> 05:54:58,040 This is written by Lucid3D and it is Lotus 1-2-3 file compatible 7353 05:54:58,040 --> 05:55:03,240 Which means that if you have Lotus 1-2-3 in a PC, you can take the files that you have on the PC and 7354 05:55:03,640 --> 05:55:04,520 Digi-closure 7355 05:55:04,520 --> 05:55:06,680 Download them into this spreadsheet and work with them 7356 05:55:06,680 --> 05:55:11,320 You can also create your own files or you can use some of the templates that we supply you with 7357 05:55:11,320 --> 05:55:15,720 One for example is a mortgage function where it allows you to figure out how 7358 05:55:15,720 --> 05:55:17,720 How much house you can afford? Optional 7359 05:55:18,520 --> 05:55:20,440 How much house you can afford? 7360 05:55:21,480 --> 05:55:25,320 There's only a little, there's only, you can only afford about 20% of this house 7361 05:55:25,320 --> 05:55:29,560 There's a mortgage function where it allows you to figure out how much house you can afford 7362 05:55:30,040 --> 05:55:37,640 Optional IC cards provide extra memory and applications like expense tracking, dictionaries or restaurant and wine guides 7363 05:55:38,360 --> 05:55:39,400 RAM card 7364 05:55:39,400 --> 05:55:40,280 A password key 7365 05:55:41,160 --> 05:55:46,840 You shove a RAM card in that boss, you're really gonna be dealing with some amazing new 7366 05:55:47,400 --> 05:55:51,800 Spreadsheets, once you cram that boss full of a brand new RAM card 7367 05:55:52,600 --> 05:55:57,880 You're really gonna be dealing with two spreadsheets at the same time 7368 05:55:57,880 --> 05:55:59,880 You can switch between them at the same time 7369 05:55:59,880 --> 05:56:06,600 Any data that you feel is confidential, you wouldn't want somebody to see if you lent the unit or it got lost or stolen 7370 05:56:06,600 --> 05:56:10,840 You can put under a password key, we have a special key dedicated to that 7371 05:56:11,240 --> 05:56:16,120 And you can protect it with a password that only you know or you can give that password out to a business associate or 7372 05:56:16,120 --> 05:56:18,680 Or spouse if you want them to be able to see the data also 7373 05:56:19,080 --> 05:56:21,960 The other important aspect is the fact that they're PC linkable 7374 05:56:22,360 --> 05:56:28,520 Is that the same Bruce that we seen earlier on? Thank you very much. Don't you access me that way. Thank you very much 7375 05:56:29,400 --> 05:56:31,960 Which means you can exchange data with a PC or a Macintosh 7376 05:56:32,360 --> 05:56:35,080 Attach a modem to the SF9600 model 7377 05:56:35,640 --> 05:56:37,800 Is that Bruce that was... Oh, that's a different Bruce 7378 05:56:37,800 --> 05:56:40,280 And you can send email, faxes and pages 7379 05:56:41,000 --> 05:56:49,960 Casio is also working on the next generation personal organizer, a new pen-based personal information processor called the XL7000 7380 05:56:51,000 --> 05:56:53,480 Pen-based information processing unit 7381 05:56:53,480 --> 05:56:59,160 We're going to try and make an affordable unit and offer a lot of value by bundling in a lot of content into the unit 7382 05:56:59,160 --> 05:57:03,400 Things that may be optional on a computer or an organizer as far as software applications 7383 05:57:03,400 --> 05:57:06,440 We will attempt to put inside the unit so that when you purchase it 7384 05:57:06,440 --> 05:57:10,840 Everything you need and probably everything you'd ever want would be inside the unit 7385 05:57:10,840 --> 05:57:13,640 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson 7386 05:57:13,640 --> 05:57:18,040 Wow, look at that action there, sliding that comm card into the boss machine 7387 05:57:18,040 --> 05:57:28,120 Wow! 10th anniversary season 7388 05:57:28,760 --> 05:57:36,520 The Seiko UC2000, the first wrist-top information organizer with external keypad attachment came out in 1984 7389 05:57:36,520 --> 05:57:59,240 Okay, you have a desktop Macintosh or a power book and you want to get organized here to show us two great options for you are Dan Chadwick, developer of InControl and also with us Todd Lockwood, designer of Office Manager. Dan, let me start with you. And so our audience knows you're the guy who wrote FileMaker for Apple originally, right? 7390 05:57:59,240 --> 05:58:21,960 A wrist! I've only just realized that it said it was a wrist top. Yes. Like what could you fucking do on that? You couldn't... You probably had one button the way most digital watches had. You had a little bit of experience in database management. Have you applied that approach really to dealing with a personal information manager? Yes, we have. We view... 7391 05:58:21,960 --> 05:58:29,380 And yet again, the person on the left is probably the more interesting of the two. 7392 05:58:30,920 --> 05:58:34,400 Lockwood on the right is more business tried and tested. 7393 05:58:40,720 --> 05:58:43,500 What else? Thank you very much. What else? 7394 05:58:43,500 --> 05:58:49,180 To whom what's important now and being able to access that quickly will make people more productive. 7395 05:58:49,340 --> 05:58:54,680 So in In Control, you're going beyond appointments and scheduling and phone numbers and that usual kind of stuff? 7396 05:58:55,200 --> 05:58:58,360 Absolutely. Actually, we've sort of turned the database problem upside down, 7397 05:58:58,520 --> 05:59:02,820 whereas most products focus on calendars and scheduling meetings and appointments. 7398 05:59:03,280 --> 05:59:09,440 While we do that, we feel that the most valuable part of that and the part that benefits most from using a computer 7399 05:59:09,940 --> 05:59:15,080 is looking at large amounts of information and getting just exactly the information you need. 7400 05:59:15,140 --> 05:59:16,720 All right. Show me what you mean. 7401 05:59:16,880 --> 05:59:21,140 You have a bit of a calendar up there now and explain how that relates to the rest of it. 7402 05:59:21,740 --> 05:59:25,000 Exactly. There are two panes here in this window. 7403 05:59:25,140 --> 05:59:26,040 Ugh. Fucking a pain. 7404 05:59:26,260 --> 05:59:27,800 This is a list of all my two to-do items. 7405 05:59:28,140 --> 05:59:29,680 Pain is the operative word, man. 7406 05:59:29,780 --> 05:59:31,900 And should they appear on two panes? 7407 05:59:32,280 --> 05:59:33,960 On the calendar. Here's a calendar. 7408 05:59:34,140 --> 05:59:36,840 So that's sort of the normal calendar. Here's what I'm going to do when view. 7409 05:59:37,180 --> 05:59:37,540 Exactly. 7410 05:59:38,040 --> 05:59:38,880 In terms of... 7411 05:59:38,880 --> 05:59:41,020 Let's just move along there, man. 7412 05:59:41,100 --> 05:59:44,100 ...and in a data diagnosis, we have to fail each on just the information. 7413 05:59:44,640 --> 05:59:47,020 Dolores. Priority. Critical. 7414 05:59:48,520 --> 05:59:49,300 Right report. 7415 05:59:51,400 --> 05:59:52,260 Oh my God. 7416 05:59:52,300 --> 05:59:56,300 You can crank up Office Manager, and if you can do two things at once here for a minute while you're doing that. 7417 05:59:56,840 --> 06:00:01,480 I guess, Todd, you're an exam. I mean, you're not a software developer guy, really. 7418 06:00:01,540 --> 06:00:05,400 You were running your own business, and you're looking for good information management software, 7419 06:00:05,400 --> 06:00:07,060 and you didn't find anything you liked, so you forgot. 7420 06:00:07,060 --> 06:00:07,820 I'll write it myself. 7421 06:00:07,820 --> 06:00:08,620 Exactly. 7422 06:00:08,980 --> 06:00:10,180 And you came up with Office Manager. 7423 06:00:10,260 --> 06:00:14,700 Yeah, you know, the problem a lot of small businesses have, Stuart, is that there's just not time. 7424 06:00:16,160 --> 06:00:19,460 We got Todd Lockwood down here from White Crow Software. 7425 06:00:19,660 --> 06:00:21,660 ...a self-employed person on a Mac. 7426 06:00:21,740 --> 06:00:25,520 There's not time to do all the little things that you need to do, 7427 06:00:25,580 --> 06:00:28,980 and the problem is the time spent on the computer usually isn't time that's billable. 7428 06:00:29,580 --> 06:00:34,380 So we're trying to give those people a program that will allow them to rock... 7429 06:00:34,380 --> 06:00:36,100 ...from Silver Fox Industries. 7430 06:00:36,300 --> 06:00:39,720 ...writing letters, tracking jobs, staying in touch with people, 7431 06:00:40,100 --> 06:00:41,880 so that they can get back to the things that really make sense. 7432 06:00:41,880 --> 06:00:45,480 Does a White Crow even exist in the world? 7433 06:00:47,360 --> 06:00:51,220 We got fucking Todd from White Crow Industries over here. 7434 06:00:51,220 --> 06:01:04,160 Oh my god, it does! It's an Albino Crow look! 7435 06:01:04,160 --> 06:01:14,280 Or does it? Is that just a Photoshop? It's a fantasy, is it? 7436 06:01:15,240 --> 06:01:16,360 White-necked crow. 7437 06:01:19,000 --> 06:01:22,240 It's a rare White Crow look. There was a sighting of one. 7438 06:01:33,280 --> 06:01:37,420 Luchistic crows are not... Luchistic crows are not common. 7439 06:01:40,420 --> 06:01:48,860 Lisa Shabbat's sighting of a rare White Crow this week has challenged the commonplace assumption that all crows are black. 7440 06:01:48,860 --> 06:01:52,540 Shabbat, who lives in Glade, British Columbia, 7441 06:01:54,820 --> 06:01:56,460 northwest of Castle Gar. 7442 06:01:57,360 --> 06:02:02,440 You don't Castle... Do you see any of those white crows flying around fucking Castle Gar, man? 7443 06:02:03,200 --> 06:02:04,240 Send them my way. 7444 06:02:05,780 --> 06:02:07,400 He's not an albino. 7445 06:02:08,080 --> 06:02:10,180 He doesn't have the pink eyes. 7446 06:02:10,960 --> 06:02:12,720 And his legs are white. 7447 06:02:14,620 --> 06:02:18,580 Shabbat, a ferry operator, told host Sarah Penton... 7448 06:02:18,580 --> 06:02:20,940 It's unreal. 7449 06:02:21,680 --> 06:02:26,880 Maybe Castle Gar is like Castle Bar, because this is a real Castle Bar quote. 7450 06:02:27,120 --> 06:02:27,340 Look. 7451 06:02:27,940 --> 06:02:29,480 So did you see the White Crow? You did. 7452 06:02:29,720 --> 06:02:30,000 Yeah. 7453 06:02:30,460 --> 06:02:31,280 It's unreal. 7454 06:02:32,080 --> 06:02:33,420 I can't believe it. 7455 06:02:35,260 --> 06:02:36,760 Not a common phenomenon. 7456 06:02:37,300 --> 06:02:41,880 Shabbat took a quick photo of the White Crow and shared the image on Sock Med, 7457 06:02:42,580 --> 06:02:47,440 where she wrote that it was a 1 in 10,000 chance to see that kind of bird. 7458 06:02:48,380 --> 06:02:50,100 Her post triggered... 7459 06:02:50,100 --> 06:02:51,460 Many people, look. 7460 06:02:51,540 --> 06:02:54,100 Triggered enthusiastic discussions among residents... 7461 06:02:55,600 --> 06:02:58,180 across West Kootenay. 7462 06:03:00,220 --> 06:03:04,560 Who said they'd also seen a White Crow in surrounding communities like Slocan... 7463 06:03:06,100 --> 06:03:07,480 and Crescent Valley. 7464 06:03:10,600 --> 06:03:12,580 Fucking hell, look at the beak on that cunt. 7465 06:03:13,240 --> 06:03:13,560 That is... 7466 06:03:14,120 --> 06:03:14,560 That's bizarre. 7467 06:03:14,560 --> 06:03:15,260 That is bizarre. 7468 06:03:16,220 --> 06:03:17,700 That is scary, man. 7469 06:03:18,980 --> 06:03:20,200 That's a White Raven. 7470 06:03:20,200 --> 06:03:28,000 Thanks very much there, Jack. 7471 06:03:28,820 --> 06:03:30,640 I can't see because of the fucking White. 7472 06:03:31,820 --> 06:03:32,720 Jack Crispy. 7473 06:03:32,780 --> 06:03:33,500 Thank you very much. 7474 06:03:34,880 --> 06:03:36,680 It's sort of like albinism, 7475 06:03:36,960 --> 06:03:39,420 but it's not full albinism. 7476 06:03:39,980 --> 06:03:40,600 Do you know what I mean? 7477 06:03:41,860 --> 06:03:45,500 If a bird has a genetic abnormality or a mutation, 7478 06:03:46,100 --> 06:03:48,420 then they have the inability to produce melanin. 7479 06:03:49,260 --> 06:03:50,380 So when they grow feathers, 7480 06:03:50,760 --> 06:03:51,660 they grow in white. 7481 06:03:57,780 --> 06:03:58,600 Interesting stuff. 7482 06:04:02,880 --> 06:04:05,180 And you're kind of focused on the small business environment. 7483 06:04:05,180 --> 06:04:05,780 Yeah, very definitely. 7484 06:04:06,040 --> 06:04:06,440 Definitely. 7485 06:04:06,440 --> 06:04:08,520 We're really focusing on the home business, 7486 06:04:08,820 --> 06:04:09,600 the self-employed... 7487 06:04:09,600 --> 06:04:10,820 Fell down the rabbit hole, 7488 06:04:10,920 --> 06:04:11,640 says Wanky Kang. 7489 06:04:11,760 --> 06:04:13,680 More like the crow pipe. 7490 06:04:13,880 --> 06:04:14,780 ...employed business. 7491 06:04:15,020 --> 06:04:17,420 Basically any business that has one Macintosh. 7492 06:04:17,940 --> 06:04:19,040 Fell down the crow pipe. 7493 06:04:19,040 --> 06:04:20,540 I was up to the fucking 4... 7494 06:04:20,540 --> 06:04:21,800 ...20 to 4 last night. 7495 06:04:21,920 --> 06:04:23,120 Fell down a crow pipe. 7496 06:04:24,420 --> 06:04:26,380 I was on the Chronicles last night, yeah. 7497 06:04:28,260 --> 06:04:29,540 Dr. Dre, the Chronicles. 7498 06:04:30,200 --> 06:04:31,340 What was the good stuff, was it? 7499 06:04:32,080 --> 06:04:32,480 Yeah, no. 7500 06:04:32,540 --> 06:04:33,480 Stuart Shiffey, man. 7501 06:04:33,940 --> 06:04:35,440 Dr. Stu, the Chronic. 7502 06:04:36,560 --> 06:04:38,100 I was on the fucking organizers. 7503 06:04:38,320 --> 06:04:39,740 We were looking at fucking boss... 7504 06:04:39,740 --> 06:04:42,360 I was looking at boss organizers, man. 7505 06:04:43,080 --> 06:04:44,280 Yeah, I was late for work. 7506 06:04:44,700 --> 06:04:45,300 Got fired. 7507 06:04:48,960 --> 06:04:50,400 Office manager would be a very... 7508 06:04:50,400 --> 06:04:52,940 I was Todd Lockwood from White Crow, man. 7509 06:04:53,180 --> 06:04:54,740 Do you know fucking Lockwood? 7510 06:04:55,040 --> 06:04:55,220 Yeah. 7511 06:04:56,380 --> 06:04:57,660 He's a fucking legend, man. 7512 06:04:58,660 --> 06:05:00,380 Run us through office manager here. 7513 06:05:00,540 --> 06:05:02,280 We're now looking at the address screen. 7514 06:05:02,360 --> 06:05:05,340 This sort of acts as the center of the wheel in Office Manager. 7515 06:05:06,100 --> 06:05:07,640 There are a number of interesting features. 7516 06:05:07,760 --> 06:05:09,500 We have a button that speaks directly to the... 7517 06:05:09,500 --> 06:05:11,400 He's giving away the dress look. 7518 06:05:11,960 --> 06:05:13,880 Stuart Shiffey, Computer Chronicles. 7519 06:05:14,880 --> 06:05:18,160 Well, that might be the address of the place where they're... 7520 06:05:18,160 --> 06:05:22,840 And look, we've got Janelle Patterson in there as well. 7521 06:05:26,840 --> 06:05:29,560 1700 West Hillsdale Boulevard. 7522 06:05:31,560 --> 06:05:37,720 1700 West Hillsdale Boulevard. 7523 06:05:39,720 --> 06:05:41,320 San Mateo. 7524 06:05:44,320 --> 06:05:45,120 Maps. 7525 06:05:50,340 --> 06:05:51,760 That's Apple Maps, is it? 7526 06:05:51,760 --> 06:06:20,080 *sad singing* 7527 06:06:20,080 --> 06:06:48,400 So this was where they were doing the fucking broadcasting from. Looks like it was from a college or something. *sad singing* 7528 06:06:48,400 --> 06:06:50,400 *sad singing* 7529 06:06:50,400 --> 06:06:52,400 *sad singing* 7530 06:06:52,400 --> 06:06:53,400 *sad singing* 7531 06:06:53,400 --> 06:06:55,400 *sad singing* 7532 06:06:55,400 --> 06:07:00,740 person and then you have various phd and right now well for you know makes 7533 06:07:00,740 --> 06:07:03,980 create a personal letter to use store simply by clicking this personal letter 7534 06:07:03,980 --> 06:07:05,080 button 7535 06:07:05,080 --> 06:07:09,360 then we click create you know for compete and masters and chronicles 7536 06:07:09,360 --> 06:07:14,520 demo and what it's going to do is open up its own internal word processor and it 7537 06:07:14,520 --> 06:07:17,560 started the letter for us in this form you're not linking out to another word 7538 06:07:17,560 --> 06:07:21,800 process you've got one integrated we have one integrated but you also have 7539 06:07:21,800 --> 06:07:28,640 the option of exporting out to any mac compatible word processor now if I did 7540 06:07:28,640 --> 06:07:34,160 happen to delete this letter which we can do like that and go back to your address 7541 06:07:34,160 --> 06:07:38,320 card you'll notice that it it made a notation of the letter here in the 7542 06:07:38,320 --> 06:07:41,980 contact history field and it's even showing us that we deleted the letter in 7543 06:07:41,980 --> 06:07:48,200 the date that it was deleted automatically tracking my activity for me exactly now we also have a job tracking exactly 7544 06:07:48,200 --> 06:07:53,040 a simple database that's user-definable for keeping track of jobs that are in progress 7545 06:07:53,040 --> 06:07:59,880 there's a point and click index that shows us each lovely lamps ben and jerry's homemade 7546 06:07:59,880 --> 06:08:08,460 incorporated casa del sal restaurant and none other than lovely lamps incorporated 7547 06:08:08,460 --> 06:08:14,880 job that's currently on made up business or not you decide this is a user-definable 7548 06:08:14,880 --> 06:08:21,880 screen in that all of these title fields that you see associated with the data are soft and can be set by the user. 7549 06:08:21,880 --> 06:08:27,880 And they can be individual to each job or the title can be shared by all the jobs. 7550 06:08:27,880 --> 06:08:42,880 Also in here is a very simple time log, click to start, click to finish, which allows us to keep track of all the time that's invested in a particular job with a total down here at the bottom, which could easily be translated over to your invoice. 7551 06:08:42,880 --> 06:08:48,880 And now we'll go back to the address file and merging a letter in. 7552 06:08:48,880 --> 06:08:53,880 You're a writer or researcher. And you have to keep track of lots of different types of information. 7553 06:08:53,880 --> 06:08:57,880 One good option for you is a very powerful organizer named Ask Sam. 7554 06:08:58,880 --> 06:09:02,880 Anthropologist James McDonald needed a software program to search. 7555 06:09:02,880 --> 06:09:06,880 What's that on? Has he got a little pipe going on? Look, he's got himself. 7556 06:09:06,880 --> 06:09:10,880 He's got himself a little smoke pipe on that desk. What's he packing that with? 7557 06:09:10,880 --> 06:09:12,880 He's an anthropologist. 7558 06:09:12,880 --> 06:09:16,880 He's an anthropologist. 7559 06:09:16,880 --> 06:09:26,880 James McDonald needed a software program to search, manage and analyze 500 pages of interview text for a study on adolescent drug abuse. 7560 06:09:26,880 --> 06:09:34,880 It was very hard to find things. I was able to go through them and I was able to analyze them on paper. 7561 06:09:34,880 --> 06:09:38,880 But I couldn't get at them using the computer. 7562 06:09:38,880 --> 06:09:48,880 McDonald chose Ask Sam, a free form database and text manager with a macro language that allows users to customize various search and retrieval functions. 7563 06:09:48,880 --> 06:09:52,880 You're a soy ring. Lord of the soy rings. 7564 06:09:52,880 --> 06:09:56,880 So I built a routine that would allow me to add keywords and then go in and search on them. 7565 06:09:56,880 --> 06:10:02,880 And here are all of the keywords in the database. I can move around this list using the highlight. 7566 06:10:02,880 --> 06:10:04,880 Cocaine. Hispan. 7567 06:10:04,880 --> 06:10:08,880 I choose whichever keyword I want, like pot. 7568 06:10:08,880 --> 06:10:10,880 Pot. 7569 06:10:10,880 --> 06:10:12,880 Hit enter and... 7570 06:10:12,880 --> 06:10:14,880 Look at some of the keywords here. Look. 7571 06:10:14,880 --> 06:10:16,500 Bad trips. 7572 06:10:17,940 --> 06:10:19,220 Music parents. 7573 06:10:20,680 --> 06:10:21,880 Bad kids. 7574 06:10:23,960 --> 06:10:24,760 Burned out. 7575 06:10:26,580 --> 06:10:27,660 Trip groups. 7576 06:10:29,300 --> 06:10:30,380 Heavy user. 7577 06:10:31,960 --> 06:10:32,700 Pot group. 7578 06:10:34,700 --> 06:10:36,100 Alcohol pushers. 7579 06:10:38,100 --> 06:10:39,920 Bad last trip. 7580 06:10:42,360 --> 06:10:43,100 Hispanic. 7581 06:10:43,100 --> 06:10:46,100 Police depression. 7582 06:10:48,400 --> 06:10:50,100 Once each week. 7583 06:10:52,180 --> 06:10:52,760 Like pot. 7584 06:10:55,040 --> 06:10:55,940 Hit enter. 7585 06:10:56,100 --> 06:10:57,020 Calm down diaries. 7586 06:10:59,160 --> 06:11:01,380 Bobby Bland. 7587 06:11:04,320 --> 06:11:06,260 Greg Chandler. 7588 06:11:06,260 --> 06:11:07,260 He had a header. 7589 06:11:07,260 --> 06:11:09,740 And we'll output all the information. 7590 06:11:10,240 --> 06:11:18,640 I wanted to be able to not only find these things, but to get them onto this so I could really easily import them into the word processor for the final report as quotations. 7591 06:11:18,860 --> 06:11:24,380 And as I discovered the kinds of things I was interested in, I was able to build routines that would bring them back. 7592 06:11:24,880 --> 06:11:30,040 And what finally happened was I came out with what? 7593 06:11:30,040 --> 06:11:33,460 I was a very heavy user of some Hispanic pot groups. 7594 06:11:33,920 --> 06:11:37,040 Is actually a full-blown text analysis system. 7595 06:11:37,040 --> 06:11:45,460 The ability to configure the Ask Sam software during the research process proved to be a unique and powerful advantage. 7596 06:11:46,040 --> 06:11:51,960 If you use this kind of technique where you're writing your routines and developing your analysis program. 7597 06:11:52,200 --> 06:11:56,940 Daniel Plainview sort of fucking Daniel Day-Lewis, Gangs of New York. 7598 06:11:57,040 --> 06:11:57,640 As the analysis. 7599 06:11:58,260 --> 06:11:58,740 Bitty. 7600 06:11:58,960 --> 06:12:00,440 There's a bit of that going on. 7601 06:12:00,440 --> 06:12:06,340 Instead of the program driving the research, you discover that the research is causing the... 7602 06:12:06,340 --> 06:12:09,740 Say, reefer, what do you know about good trips? 7603 06:12:09,740 --> 06:12:11,860 You discover that the... 7604 06:12:11,860 --> 06:12:16,960 Well, in the first place, it's easy to do, man. 7605 06:12:17,480 --> 06:12:17,920 Oh, great. 7606 06:12:18,000 --> 06:12:21,320 There's some pretend dialogue written here. 7607 06:12:21,640 --> 06:12:23,340 Because they wouldn't have given away... 7608 06:12:24,340 --> 06:12:28,620 You know, actual fucking data-protected statements, would they? 7609 06:12:29,060 --> 06:12:31,340 So they've made up some drug... 7610 06:12:31,340 --> 06:12:32,540 Drug slang talk. 7611 06:12:33,040 --> 06:12:33,420 VB. 7612 06:12:33,580 --> 06:12:37,160 Well, in the first place, it's easy to do, man. 7613 06:12:39,120 --> 06:12:41,680 Because you can just pop it in your mouth, you know? 7614 06:12:42,260 --> 06:12:45,520 It's not like other drugs say, reefer. 7615 06:12:46,060 --> 06:12:48,360 You gotta smoke it, you know? 7616 06:12:48,620 --> 06:12:49,740 And then they say cocaine. 7617 06:12:49,880 --> 06:12:52,260 You gotta smoke it or throw it up in your nose. 7618 06:12:52,700 --> 06:12:53,460 But see, acid? 7619 06:12:53,980 --> 06:12:55,560 Now you just pop it in your mouth. 7620 06:12:56,380 --> 06:12:58,360 I know people in school just pop it in... 7621 06:12:58,360 --> 06:12:59,720 Maybe it is actually... 7622 06:12:59,720 --> 06:13:03,520 It's mundane enough for it to be real. 7623 06:13:09,860 --> 06:13:12,000 Research is causing... 7624 06:13:12,000 --> 06:13:14,180 Yeah, so we have the man's name there, look. 7625 06:13:14,940 --> 06:13:15,800 Victor Belinda. 7626 06:13:16,300 --> 06:13:17,480 And that is his statement. 7627 06:13:18,540 --> 06:13:19,620 Obviously a drug user. 7628 06:13:19,620 --> 06:13:23,200 His data and details have just been given out on a... 7629 06:13:23,200 --> 06:13:28,440 A globally circulated tech show called Computer Chronicles. 7630 06:13:29,160 --> 06:13:34,300 Configuration of your analysis program to be going in the direction you want it. 7631 06:13:34,680 --> 06:13:39,200 So that the research methodology drives the analysis... 7632 06:13:39,200 --> 06:13:40,420 There's loads of stuff here. 7633 06:13:40,460 --> 06:13:41,500 They're giving away loads of stuff. 7634 06:13:41,640 --> 06:13:47,320 No one ever gets caught with acid. 7635 06:13:47,420 --> 06:13:49,080 It's really easy to conceal stuff. 7636 06:13:49,580 --> 06:13:51,260 You know, when people really hear a lot about it, 7637 06:13:51,280 --> 06:13:53,060 they don't really pass it along or anything, you know? 7638 06:13:53,160 --> 06:13:55,360 It's a program rather than the other way around. 7639 06:13:55,880 --> 06:13:58,680 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Jonel Patterson. 7640 06:14:00,140 --> 06:14:02,080 Jonel Stelzen's at the end. 7641 06:14:03,080 --> 06:14:04,100 Patterson's at the beginning. 7642 06:14:04,100 --> 06:14:15,800 On the PC side, there are two excellent Windows Organizer programs, 7643 06:14:15,900 --> 06:14:17,240 each with unique feature sets. 7644 06:14:17,320 --> 06:14:19,920 Here to show them off are Barbara Baird of Lotus Development 7645 06:14:19,920 --> 06:14:22,600 and also with us Carol Foster of Polaris Software. 7646 06:14:22,600 --> 06:14:24,540 Always with the person on the left. 7647 06:14:25,460 --> 06:14:26,440 They keep it going. 7648 06:14:26,580 --> 06:14:27,660 It's a constant theme. 7649 06:14:28,120 --> 06:14:29,980 Barbara, let's start with Lotus Organizer. 7650 06:14:30,080 --> 06:14:32,780 And one of the problems is having to learn to use these things. 7651 06:14:32,840 --> 06:14:35,100 And I guess you've opted for going with the paper metaphor, 7652 06:14:35,320 --> 06:14:37,340 assuming, I guess, people already know how to use their book, right? 7653 06:14:37,540 --> 06:14:37,900 Right. 7654 06:14:38,060 --> 06:14:38,800 It's familiar. 7655 06:14:39,560 --> 06:14:41,620 And because of that, we believe that we've cracked. 7656 06:14:41,620 --> 06:14:43,500 Stu has such sincerity in his eyes. 7657 06:14:43,620 --> 06:14:44,300 He really does. 7658 06:14:44,380 --> 06:14:49,380 And that's why he's such a good presenter and anchor of these shows. 7659 06:14:50,300 --> 06:14:53,960 And then the sincerity, he has such good sincerity in his eyes 7660 06:14:53,960 --> 06:14:57,680 that he could get away then in the later series with Russian people 7661 06:14:57,680 --> 06:15:00,180 and making them go really fast, like, you know, what else? 7662 06:15:00,260 --> 06:15:00,720 What next? 7663 06:15:02,360 --> 06:15:04,360 We've cracked an ease of use issue for PIMs. 7664 06:15:04,940 --> 06:15:08,540 What we found is people who need a PIM don't have time to learn a PIM. 7665 06:15:08,600 --> 06:15:08,860 Exactly. 7666 06:15:09,300 --> 06:15:12,920 So the notebook metaphor really helps people through the learning curve. 7667 06:15:12,920 --> 06:15:13,700 All right, show us what you mean. 7668 06:15:13,920 --> 06:15:16,980 What I mean is that there are six tabs on the screen, 7669 06:15:17,380 --> 06:15:19,440 and these six tabs are always in view. 7670 06:15:19,800 --> 06:15:22,940 So not only does the user always know where he or she is, 7671 06:15:23,000 --> 06:15:24,500 but they also know how to get somewhere else. 7672 06:15:24,840 --> 06:15:27,100 For example, if I were to go to the planner, 7673 06:15:28,140 --> 06:15:30,760 which is an unusual year at a glance chart, 7674 06:15:31,220 --> 06:15:32,700 I'm there in a couple of clicks. 7675 06:15:32,920 --> 06:15:35,400 I'm folding out, and look how quickly I get to today. 7676 06:15:35,400 --> 06:15:35,900 Mm-hmm. 7677 06:15:36,260 --> 06:15:39,180 So I'm able to navigate very, very quickly across sections 7678 06:15:39,180 --> 06:15:40,580 because I always know where I am. 7679 06:15:40,920 --> 06:15:44,040 This is a very familiar seven-day view of a calendar 7680 06:15:44,040 --> 06:15:45,920 that we've used as a kind of default setting. 7681 06:15:46,040 --> 06:15:47,120 We offer three others, 7682 06:15:47,380 --> 06:15:51,000 and in the event that any user doesn't know what an icon means around the screen, 7683 06:15:51,100 --> 06:15:52,580 they're explained with the right mouse click. 7684 06:15:52,760 --> 06:15:56,720 Oh, man, I'm getting, I'm beginning to get double, 7685 06:15:58,160 --> 06:15:59,380 C double here. 7686 06:15:59,600 --> 06:16:02,700 It's getting too much for me. 7687 06:16:03,180 --> 06:16:05,020 A workspace on the screen that you see, 7688 06:16:05,300 --> 06:16:07,600 and you can have as many folder tabs as you like 7689 06:16:07,600 --> 06:16:10,240 in any colors that you like with any names that you like. 7690 06:16:10,340 --> 06:16:12,220 Okay, so I sort of have a bunch of file folders here, 7691 06:16:12,260 --> 06:16:13,920 and we're looking in the phone book folder right now? 7692 06:16:13,960 --> 06:16:15,280 We're looking in the phone book folder 7693 06:16:15,280 --> 06:16:19,200 where typically someone is establishing contacts for people in their business. 7694 06:16:19,320 --> 06:16:20,000 Okay, what can I do? 7695 06:16:20,100 --> 06:16:22,140 In this case, we can search on the entire list 7696 06:16:22,140 --> 06:16:23,360 or just by alphabet. 7697 06:16:23,980 --> 06:16:26,640 We can pick up using a drag-and-drop technology 7698 06:16:26,640 --> 06:16:28,480 and automatically dial the phone. 7699 06:16:28,800 --> 06:16:29,420 They can make this. 7700 06:16:29,740 --> 06:16:31,980 We could also change the time intervals. 7701 06:16:32,640 --> 06:16:34,340 Okay, we're going to skip past that. 7702 06:16:34,440 --> 06:16:34,720 What else? 7703 06:16:34,720 --> 06:16:35,480 Simply adding an... 7704 06:16:35,480 --> 06:16:39,200 Skip to fucking Stelson, 7705 06:16:39,380 --> 06:16:40,740 because that's a load of shite. 7706 06:16:43,060 --> 06:16:44,980 In the random access file this week, 7707 06:16:45,080 --> 06:16:47,900 Apple's Newton message pad is a hit with consumers 7708 06:16:47,900 --> 06:16:49,460 in the New York and Boston market. 7709 06:16:49,560 --> 06:16:50,400 Eat up Martha. 7710 06:16:50,620 --> 06:16:52,000 It's currently the only places 7711 06:16:52,000 --> 06:16:53,040 where it's on sale. 7712 06:16:53,540 --> 06:16:56,500 Newton will be available in stores nationwide by September 6th. 7713 06:16:57,660 --> 06:16:59,500 The U.S. computer chip market will likely get a boost... 7714 06:17:00,500 --> 06:17:01,000 Chips. 7715 06:17:01,160 --> 06:17:02,360 ...from the federal government. 7716 06:17:02,940 --> 06:17:05,400 The Department of Commerce plans to subsidize research 7717 06:17:05,400 --> 06:17:06,700 on certain types of chips 7718 06:17:06,700 --> 06:17:09,600 for reasons of both economic and national security. 7719 06:17:10,480 --> 06:17:13,400 Amercom has begun shipping Personal E-Mailbox, 7720 06:17:13,500 --> 06:17:14,800 an electronic email program 7721 06:17:14,800 --> 06:17:18,840 that lets PC users exchange email over ordinary phone lines 7722 06:17:18,840 --> 06:17:21,300 without interfering with normal voice calls. 7723 06:17:21,800 --> 06:17:25,180 Personal E-Mailbox sells for $49.95. 7724 06:17:25,840 --> 06:17:28,560 Time now for this week's software review from Paul Schindler, 7725 06:17:28,680 --> 06:17:29,200 provided... 7726 06:17:29,200 --> 06:17:29,700 Yes! 7727 06:17:30,080 --> 06:17:31,160 ...of CMP publications. 7728 06:17:32,440 --> 06:17:36,020 Cut through the crap. 7729 06:17:36,100 --> 06:17:38,940 Look at this intro face. 7730 06:17:38,940 --> 06:17:40,440 He does this all the time, Schindler. 7731 06:17:40,540 --> 06:17:42,800 He's the master of this kind of... 7732 06:17:42,800 --> 06:17:44,400 He doesn't know what to do with his... 7733 06:17:44,400 --> 06:17:45,980 He just does this like... 7734 06:17:45,980 --> 06:17:47,220 Opens his eyes... 7735 06:17:47,220 --> 06:17:48,960 ...to the max. 7736 06:17:51,960 --> 06:17:53,400 He does it twice here, look. 7737 06:17:53,480 --> 06:17:54,280 And then there again. 7738 06:17:54,980 --> 06:17:57,020 It's only a game show. 7739 06:17:57,200 --> 06:17:58,940 Better believe he's right. 7740 06:17:59,620 --> 06:18:01,880 John Virgo's gonna be snookering you, 7741 06:18:02,040 --> 06:18:03,280 snookering you tonight. 7742 06:18:04,280 --> 06:18:06,620 ...surrounding all the encyclopedias on CD-ROM. 7743 06:18:06,980 --> 06:18:08,140 The best of the bunch... 7744 06:18:08,140 --> 06:18:08,820 For most... 7745 06:18:08,820 --> 06:18:09,280 Wow. 7746 06:18:09,940 --> 06:18:11,520 That was a real whip up. 7747 06:18:11,520 --> 06:18:12,520 ...through the confusion 7748 06:18:12,520 --> 06:18:15,040 surrounding all the encyclopedias on CD-ROM. 7749 06:18:15,040 --> 06:18:16,880 Schindler... 7750 06:18:16,880 --> 06:18:18,560 Schindler's chips. 7751 06:18:23,220 --> 06:18:24,560 See this, lads? 7752 06:18:25,260 --> 06:18:27,080 Fucking multimedia encyclopedia. 7753 06:18:27,800 --> 06:18:28,680 Wikipedia... 7754 06:18:28,680 --> 06:18:30,520 It's the Wikipedia of the past. 7755 06:18:32,860 --> 06:18:34,700 Wikipedia in a box, man. 7756 06:18:35,000 --> 06:18:36,340 Except it can't be updated. 7757 06:18:37,000 --> 06:18:38,240 And you can't edit it. 7758 06:18:39,720 --> 06:18:40,300 And there's... 7759 06:18:40,300 --> 06:18:42,100 And there's only a... 7760 06:18:42,100 --> 06:18:44,100 A fraction of the pages... 7761 06:18:44,100 --> 06:18:47,220 Price tag? 7762 06:18:48,220 --> 06:18:49,440 $299, man. 7763 06:18:50,040 --> 06:18:52,320 But who can put a price on infinite knowledge? 7764 06:18:53,160 --> 06:18:54,420 Infinite asterisk. 7765 06:18:55,320 --> 06:18:56,480 This is finite. 7766 06:18:57,140 --> 06:18:58,040 Knowledge is finite. 7767 06:18:58,620 --> 06:19:00,960 People is the growlier multimedia encyclopedia. 7768 06:19:01,420 --> 06:19:02,200 Here's why. 7769 06:19:02,500 --> 06:19:05,300 There are many criteria by which you can judge an encyclopedia. 7770 06:19:05,580 --> 06:19:08,880 I think one of the most important is the quality of the encyclopedia beneath. 7771 06:19:08,880 --> 06:19:09,880 That's Saddam Hussein. 7772 06:19:09,880 --> 06:19:12,380 That's Saddam Hussein, look. 7773 06:19:13,000 --> 06:19:18,400 Saddam Hussein, Pavarotti, Gorbachev, some Renaissance book. 7774 06:19:19,440 --> 06:19:21,560 George Bush. 7775 06:19:22,600 --> 06:19:25,400 Probably someone from the fucking Civil War or something. 7776 06:19:26,820 --> 06:19:28,420 Geronimo or one of the boys. 7777 06:19:30,580 --> 06:19:32,200 Reverend Jesse Jackson. 7778 06:19:33,460 --> 06:19:34,860 And then because it's... 7779 06:19:34,860 --> 06:19:35,860 We've stopped the... 7780 06:19:35,860 --> 06:19:36,980 We freeze-framed... 7781 06:19:37,980 --> 06:19:40,980 In the middle of what looks like... 7782 06:19:41,980 --> 06:19:45,340 George Washington and then someone with long hair. 7783 06:19:46,280 --> 06:19:46,880 Let's go back. 7784 06:19:47,820 --> 06:19:48,820 Oh, it isn't George Washington. 7785 06:19:49,320 --> 06:19:50,860 Who's the lady there? 7786 06:19:50,860 --> 06:19:51,040 Yeah. 7787 06:19:51,040 --> 06:19:53,620 Henry VIII. 7788 06:19:54,700 --> 06:19:56,140 You can judge an encyclopedia. 7789 06:19:56,500 --> 06:19:59,740 I think one of the most important is the quality of the encyclopedia. 7790 06:20:00,280 --> 06:20:00,800 Columbus. 7791 06:20:02,000 --> 06:20:03,900 Is that Christopher Columbus, is it? 7792 06:20:05,180 --> 06:20:06,280 In the bottom left. 7793 06:20:06,900 --> 06:20:09,200 That isn't Benazir Butoh. 7794 06:20:09,480 --> 06:20:11,960 Or Butoh, the one that was assassinated. 7795 06:20:13,220 --> 06:20:14,220 The basic product. 7796 06:20:14,340 --> 06:20:15,380 Important is the quality. 7797 06:20:15,380 --> 06:20:18,340 Would she have been doing business back in 93, is it? 7798 06:20:18,340 --> 06:20:22,500 Calamity Jane. 7799 06:20:25,000 --> 06:20:28,460 The encyclopedia beneath the CD-ROM. 7800 06:20:29,300 --> 06:20:30,760 Is that Calamity Jane, is it? 7801 06:20:32,500 --> 06:20:33,960 The basic product. 7802 06:20:35,000 --> 06:20:36,080 Geronimo's after you. 7803 06:20:36,500 --> 06:20:38,820 And who's this book here on a stained glass window? 7804 06:20:38,960 --> 06:20:39,540 Seems to be... 7805 06:20:39,540 --> 06:20:41,860 Seems to be hanging off of a cross or something. 7806 06:20:42,900 --> 06:20:44,800 I don't know who that guy is. 7807 06:20:44,800 --> 06:20:49,880 Here, the Grolier, based on the academic American encyclopedia, beats the others hands down. 7808 06:20:49,880 --> 06:20:51,600 Is it Andrew Lloyd Webber? 7809 06:20:51,600 --> 06:20:55,420 Note, for example, that articles are signed and contain bibliographies. 7810 06:20:55,760 --> 06:20:58,200 Not all the CD-ROM encyclopedias have this feature. 7811 06:20:58,640 --> 06:21:00,360 In addition, the Grolier offers pictures... 7812 06:21:00,360 --> 06:21:02,560 Is that Columbus, is it? 7813 06:21:02,620 --> 06:21:03,500 ...apps and video. 7814 06:21:03,680 --> 06:21:05,800 Again, not all the competitors do. 7815 06:21:06,920 --> 06:21:07,920 Who's this fella here? 7816 06:21:09,740 --> 06:21:11,540 Is that fucking Elton John, is it? 7817 06:21:11,860 --> 06:21:14,560 You don't have to guess where these multimedia features are located. 7818 06:21:14,940 --> 06:21:16,440 Click on the globe and you get mad. 7819 06:21:16,580 --> 06:21:19,500 Was that Tim Rice blasting off into the sky there? 7820 06:21:20,500 --> 06:21:21,880 Earphones produce sound. 7821 06:21:22,360 --> 06:21:23,560 Film produces animations. 7822 06:21:23,840 --> 06:21:27,360 Click on the camera for still pictures and the movie camera for full motion video. 7823 06:21:27,560 --> 06:21:28,200 Eddie Rocket. 7824 06:21:28,200 --> 06:21:29,420 Grolier has worked hard on this. 7825 06:21:29,800 --> 06:21:34,960 The new Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia, $400 from Grolier Electronic Publishing in Danbury, Connecticut. 7826 06:21:35,440 --> 06:21:37,660 For The Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 7827 06:21:38,020 --> 06:21:39,200 Go on, Schindle. 7828 06:21:39,740 --> 06:21:40,600 Schindle swing. 7829 06:21:41,400 --> 06:21:44,640 He's gonna go up and fucking sit in the Schindle swing and go at... 7830 06:21:44,640 --> 06:21:46,140 Go at the encyclopedia. 7831 06:21:46,440 --> 06:21:47,100 Big time. 7832 06:21:48,620 --> 06:21:50,600 Did he say $400? 7833 06:21:51,600 --> 06:21:57,440 I said $299 as a joke price. 7834 06:21:58,560 --> 06:22:00,080 Turns out, $400. 7835 06:22:00,720 --> 06:22:04,440 But hey, who can put a fucking price on infinite knowledge? 7836 06:22:05,280 --> 06:22:05,920 Asterisk. 7837 06:22:06,480 --> 06:22:07,040 Asterix. 7838 06:22:08,820 --> 06:22:09,940 Knowledge is finite. 7839 06:22:11,860 --> 06:22:13,360 Not a flying toy. 7840 06:22:13,360 --> 06:22:13,960 ...animations. 7841 06:22:14,100 --> 06:22:17,620 Click on the camera for still pictures and the movie camera for full motion video. 7842 06:22:18,140 --> 06:22:19,720 Grolier has worked hard on this. 7843 06:22:20,140 --> 06:22:20,280 The new... 7844 06:22:20,280 --> 06:22:21,280 Look at that. 7845 06:22:22,160 --> 06:22:24,160 You can find out what a cabbage... 7846 06:22:24,160 --> 06:22:25,700 Ever wondered what a cabbage is? 7847 06:22:26,980 --> 06:22:28,760 What does a songbird do? 7848 06:22:28,760 --> 06:22:31,680 How about the planet Mars? 7849 06:22:32,100 --> 06:22:33,220 Or a bulldog? 7850 06:22:33,540 --> 06:22:34,600 A bunch of grapes? 7851 06:22:35,180 --> 06:22:36,620 Or a triceratops? 7852 06:22:37,500 --> 06:22:39,300 New Grolier Multimedia Encyclopedia? 7853 06:22:40,300 --> 06:22:44,500 Contains literally every piece of knowledge you could ever imagine. 7854 06:22:45,080 --> 06:22:46,300 A triceratops. 7855 06:22:46,300 --> 06:22:47,200 A cabbage. 7856 06:22:47,580 --> 06:22:48,120 Columbus. 7857 06:22:48,680 --> 06:22:49,960 Saddam Hussein. 7858 06:22:50,560 --> 06:22:51,660 Calamity Jane. 7859 06:22:52,120 --> 06:22:52,920 Geronimo. 7860 06:22:53,480 --> 06:22:54,140 A rocket. 7861 06:22:54,660 --> 06:22:55,540 A flower. 7862 06:22:55,880 --> 06:22:56,620 A tree. 7863 06:22:59,880 --> 06:23:01,740 There's literally no end to the... 7864 06:23:01,740 --> 06:23:03,940 There's literally no end to the subjects. 7865 06:23:05,400 --> 06:23:06,120 Asterisk. 7866 06:23:07,120 --> 06:23:09,360 There is an end to the subjects. 7867 06:23:09,760 --> 06:23:11,120 $400, please. 7868 06:23:11,120 --> 06:23:11,740 Encyclopedia. 7869 06:23:11,960 --> 06:23:15,060 $400 from Grolier Electronic Publishing in Danbury, Connecticut. 7870 06:23:15,620 --> 06:23:16,580 Albino Crow. 7871 06:23:17,540 --> 06:23:18,620 A white crow. 7872 06:23:19,200 --> 06:23:21,540 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 7873 06:23:22,280 --> 06:23:23,580 Fans of Frodo Baggins. 7874 06:23:25,080 --> 06:23:27,800 Fans of the Lord of the Soy Ring? 7875 06:23:28,300 --> 06:23:29,980 Is Jim Soy Ring coming up? 7876 06:23:30,900 --> 06:23:31,920 What time is it here? 7877 06:23:32,040 --> 06:23:33,340 It's four in the morning. 7878 06:23:33,480 --> 06:23:35,660 Is it Asterisk or Asterix? 7879 06:23:36,040 --> 06:23:38,120 Asterix is the cartoon character, is it? 7880 06:23:38,900 --> 06:23:39,380 Asterisk. 7881 06:23:39,380 --> 06:23:39,480 Asterisk. 7882 06:23:39,480 --> 06:23:45,560 It's too late in the fucking day to be quibbling about this. 7883 06:23:46,380 --> 06:23:47,140 Thanks very much, sir. 7884 06:23:47,200 --> 06:23:48,180 I knew it was Asterisk. 7885 06:23:48,340 --> 06:23:49,020 I just... 7886 06:23:49,020 --> 06:23:49,400 I can't... 7887 06:23:49,400 --> 06:23:50,900 Sometimes it's hard to fucking pronounce. 7888 06:23:51,020 --> 06:23:57,620 And his band of hobbits can now follow his adventures in the Lord of the Rings enhanced CD-ROM from Interplay Productions. 7889 06:23:57,980 --> 06:24:02,500 The game features a digitized version of the Ralph Bakshi film The Lord of the Rings. 7890 06:24:03,160 --> 06:24:08,940 And thanks to Kroger's markets, shoppers in Michigan can pick up a little software with their milk, bread and eggs. 7891 06:24:08,940 --> 06:24:15,120 The grocery store chain offers a variety of business and educational shareware titles for $7.95 each. 7892 06:24:15,520 --> 06:24:17,280 That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles. 7893 06:24:17,440 --> 06:24:18,440 I'm Janelle Stelson. 7894 06:24:20,480 --> 06:24:21,600 Computer Chronicles. 7895 06:24:21,600 --> 06:24:23,560 I'm Janelle Stelson. 7896 06:24:25,560 --> 06:24:28,800 Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by Intel. 7897 06:24:28,960 --> 06:24:29,240 Intel. 7898 06:24:30,520 --> 06:24:32,320 It's time to leave. 7899 06:24:32,640 --> 06:24:35,180 It was a great, great night for Shafi. 7900 06:24:35,860 --> 06:24:37,140 I'm fucking wrecked. 7901 06:24:37,140 --> 06:24:38,400 But I tell you, this man... 7902 06:24:38,400 --> 06:24:39,320 This man... 7903 06:24:39,320 --> 06:24:41,940 This man really lights the fire. 7904 06:24:43,720 --> 06:24:51,100 In my world sometimes, when things are beginning to flag, I could stay up watching this shite all night. 7905 06:24:53,220 --> 06:24:57,760 Might even just put another one on to go to sleep when I get off the stream. 7906 06:24:58,100 --> 06:24:59,800 Just have it on audio. 7907 06:25:00,160 --> 06:25:02,280 Just to listen to the fucking... 7908 06:25:02,280 --> 06:25:09,740 Some bloke talking about a brand new fucking spreadsheet software that he's wrote script. 7909 06:25:09,740 --> 06:25:14,960 Unbelievable stuff. 7910 06:25:14,960 --> 06:25:19,660 Thanks very much for joining us this evening. 7911 06:25:20,380 --> 06:25:22,320 And we'll be back soon. 7912 06:25:22,400 --> 06:25:24,120 Look at that digital clutter. 7913 06:25:25,580 --> 06:25:26,920 What a waste... 7914 06:25:26,920 --> 06:25:28,540 Of stuff. 7915 06:25:43,340 --> 06:25:44,720 It's all in a skip now. 7916 06:25:46,580 --> 06:25:46,780 Woo! 7917 06:25:47,620 --> 06:25:49,840 One last woo there before I fuck off. 7918 06:25:50,540 --> 06:25:52,540 And good night, God bless, and Zimbabwe. 7919 06:25:52,540 --> 06:25:54,200 Oh wow, look at this. 7920 06:25:54,200 --> 06:25:56,720 This was the site of the original Silicon Valley. 7921 06:25:57,100 --> 06:25:57,300 Wow. 7922 06:25:57,300 --> 06:25:59,300 Along the Mediterranean coast of Israel. 7923 06:25:59,720 --> 06:26:02,800 Where about 5,000 years ago, the Phoenicians first... 7924 06:26:02,800 --> 06:26:04,180 Thank God we've seen it. 7925 06:26:04,740 --> 06:26:04,980 Right. 7926 06:26:05,380 --> 06:26:06,000 We'll see you later. 7927 06:26:06,560 --> 06:26:07,440 Zimbabwe on out. 7928 06:26:07,800 --> 06:26:08,680 Good night. 7929 06:26:09,340 --> 06:26:09,780 God bless. 7930 06:26:09,780 --> 06:26:39,780 Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe 7931 06:26:39,780 --> 06:26:41,440 My friend from Ethiopia. 7932 06:26:41,940 --> 06:26:43,760 My friend from Madagascar. 7933 06:26:44,080 --> 06:26:45,640 My friend from Latvia. 7934 06:26:46,140 --> 06:26:48,160 My friend from Laos. 7935 06:26:48,260 --> 06:26:49,700 My friend from Kazakhstan. 7936 06:26:50,180 --> 06:26:51,520 My friend from Kenya. 7937 06:26:52,000 --> 06:26:53,580 My friend from Uganda. 7938 06:26:54,060 --> 06:26:55,840 My friend from Uruguay. 7939 06:26:56,260 --> 06:26:57,540 My friend from Turkey. 7940 06:26:57,800 --> 06:26:59,420 My friend from Ukraine. 7941 06:27:00,020 --> 06:27:01,600 My friend from Belgium. 7942 06:27:01,900 --> 06:27:03,380 My friend from Chile. 7943 06:27:03,940 --> 06:27:05,740 My friend from Costa Rica. 7944 06:27:05,740 --> 06:27:07,740 My friend from Djibouti. 7945 06:27:07,860 --> 06:27:09,600 My friend from Germany. 7946 06:27:10,000 --> 06:27:11,580 My friend from Ireland. 7947 06:27:12,000 --> 06:27:13,560 My friend from Wales. 7948 06:27:13,920 --> 06:27:15,460 My friend from Sweden. 7949 06:27:16,120 --> 06:27:17,820 My friend from South Africa. 7950 06:27:18,340 --> 06:27:19,740 My friend from Belarus. 7951 06:27:20,140 --> 06:27:21,560 My friend from Taiwan. 7952 06:27:22,140 --> 06:27:23,820 My friend from North Korea. 7953 06:27:24,180 --> 06:27:25,800 My friend from South Korea. 7954 06:27:26,200 --> 06:27:27,600 My friend from Philippines. 7955 06:27:28,100 --> 06:27:29,700 My friend from Siberia. 7956 06:27:30,400 --> 06:27:31,920 My friend from Jakarta. 7957 06:27:31,920 --> 06:27:32,920 Yeah. 7958 06:27:32,920 --> 06:27:33,920 Yeah. 7959 06:27:33,920 --> 06:27:34,920 Yeah. 7960 06:27:34,920 --> 06:27:35,920 Yeah. 7961 06:27:35,920 --> 06:27:36,920 Yeah. 7962 06:27:36,920 --> 06:27:37,920 Yeah. 7963 06:27:37,920 --> 06:27:38,920 Yeah. 7964 06:27:38,920 --> 06:27:39,920 Yeah. 7965 06:27:39,920 --> 06:27:40,920 Yeah. 7966 06:27:40,920 --> 06:27:41,920 Yeah. 7967 06:27:41,920 --> 06:27:42,920 Yeah. 7968 06:27:42,920 --> 06:27:43,920 Yeah. 7969 06:27:43,920 --> 06:27:44,920 Yeah. 7970 06:27:44,920 --> 06:27:45,920 Yeah. 7971 06:27:45,920 --> 06:27:46,920 Yeah. 7972 06:27:46,920 --> 06:27:47,920 Yeah. 7973 06:27:47,920 --> 06:27:48,920 Yeah. 7974 06:27:48,920 --> 06:27:49,920 Yeah. 7975 06:27:49,920 --> 06:27:50,920 Yeah. 7976 06:27:50,920 --> 06:27:51,920 Yeah. 7977 06:27:51,920 --> 06:27:52,920 Yeah. 7978 06:27:52,920 --> 06:27:53,920 Yeah. 7979 06:27:53,920 --> 06:27:54,920 Yeah. 7980 06:27:54,920 --> 06:27:55,420 you 7981 06:27:55,420 --> 06:27:55,920 you 7982 06:27:55,920 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7983 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7984 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7985 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7986 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7987 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7988 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7989 06:27:56,420 --> 06:27:56,420 you 7990 06:27:56,420 --> 06:28:22,920 you 7991 06:28:22,920 --> 06:28:24,920 you 7992 06:28:24,920 --> 06:28:25,420 you 7993 06:28:25,420 --> 06:28:53,420 washing these really situation they got stew washed stew and the crew came over to fucking smooth over some of the situations over there beautiful olive groves right okay i'll fuck off bit of tech washing going on but today's high-tech israel is no longer content just to sell food they are 7994 06:28:53,420 --> 06:29:02,920 are now selling computer technology to have computer oranges computer citrus fruits 7995 06:29:02,920 --> 06:29:12,420 i'm here at the border between the gaza strip 7996 06:29:12,420 --> 06:29:18,380 strip where technology is being used to keep people out of Israel. 7997 06:29:18,380 --> 06:29:31,700 One of the benefits of that tradition has been the steady spin-off of state-of-the-art computer technology from the military into the commercial sector. 7998 06:29:31,700 --> 06:29:46,740 Exports of hardware and software. But there is one wild card to Israel's high-tech future, and that is peace. For foreign investment to continue, for business confidence to thrive, Israel needs peace with its Arab neighbors. 7999 06:29:46,740 --> 06:29:55,880 Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe. Right, okay, I'll see you later on. Good night and God bless. 8000 06:29:55,880 --> 06:29:57,880 Thank you. 8001 06:29:57,880 --> 06:30:27,860 Thank you.