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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Schultz.

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Like a great white crush through the burst bush.

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Ken Higgins.

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One, two, three.

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Higgins is such a mean bastard.

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Higgins.

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Ted Lee Winkin.

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Higgins.

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Certainly amuses him.

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And that is what Higgins has done.

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Done.

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Higgins.

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He's probably the biggest dickhead in the world.

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Higgins.

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Certainly attains him.

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And that is what Higgins has done.

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Done.

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Higgins.

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Real quality of Higgins.

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Erotic, jumpy, boar, Higgins.

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But I wish I hadn't ever seen him, Higgins.

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Higgins.

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This little jumpy, cocoon-poke.

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Higgins.

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Cocoon-poke.

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Higgins.

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He really is a meaner.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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Higgins.

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You alright there, Francis?

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What's wrong?

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Are you okay?

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Yeah, not too bad.

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I just wanted to do the intro a bit of justice there by, you know, being a bit of a cuckoo

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monk because he says that in the little piece there, Tom.

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So I thought I would start off with a really heavy blast of what I thought a cuckoo monk would

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sound like.

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I don't even know if that's a creature he's referring to or if it's a man or what.

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Not too sure myself, but lookit, we live and breathe again.

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So go again one night.

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One more night into the castle we go.

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I want to say thank you very much to Brooklyn, Lukey.

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Or Brooklyn, should I say, for the tip there.

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It just came through.

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Thank you very much.

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I hope you're getting on well.

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Yeah, thank you very much.

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We're into the castle.

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We got into the castle the last night and we decided to just fucking leave it for a bit

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because I think it got to about three hours in.

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You're filthy.

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Thank you very much for the tip there.

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And, you know, we started to wane a little bit.

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Yeah, it's not going to happen tonight.

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We're full of juice now.

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It's been a nice weekend.

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I hope you've had a lovely weekend.

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There are two cool things for the tip.

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Anybody who's chewed in there, I hope you've had a lovely weekend.

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Hard times.

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Yeah, I hope you're having a great day.

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Welcome to the stream, everyone.

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I hope you're having a great day.

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And thank you very much to Johnson's Wireless Printer.

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I hope you're having a great day, Johnson's Wireless Printer.

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Thanks very much for the tip.

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We're going to move on now and head into what is meant to be a bit of a hard part of the game.

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known as the Vestibule, which has a lot of different enemies in it.

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You're just going to have to go straight into it.

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Big time.

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Game rogers there.

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How are you getting on?

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Arum Flood, how are you getting on?

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Is it a speedrun?

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You know it's a speedrun.

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The speedrun is still on.

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It never stopped.

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Derek Dermody, thanks very much.

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We're going smashing pots anyway.

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Tell her to stand back and hang loose.

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Stand back and stand by, as Donald Trump told the Proud Boys.

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Back the thing off, the debate off with Joe Biden back in 20...

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When was it 2020?

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Jesus Christ, time's flying.

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Jukebox Connors, thanks very much for the tip there.

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I amended the Camp Zombie alert there.

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So if somebody tips and it's the Camp Zombie alert, there's a Camp Zombie picture to go with it now.

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But I think it's too low resolution or I might have been too ambitious with it.

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And it's a picture of a zombie wearing a feather boa and a pink hat on a Broadway musical show.

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But I'm not sure if it even fucking registers.

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Especially if you're watching on a small screen.

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It's probably not going to register at all.

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I couldn't see it anywhere.

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No, it's all on.

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Maybe put a herb inside yourself there.

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There you go, that's the Camp Zombie there, look.

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Maybe you could make that a bit bigger blue sky.

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Thanks very much.

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You got the Camp Zombie.

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Mix that green and that red.

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You've already got a green on it.

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Yeah, I would probably mix the two of these, the two greeners and let's go for it.

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Thank you very much there.

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Al Saadi, thank you very much.

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Right, let's go for this.

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Getting the fucking...

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They're firing bullets.

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They're firing bow and arrows that are on fire.

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Connor P, thanks very much.

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This guy's got a maze.

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Ashley has been taken away.

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The volume might be a bit too loud there.

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Let's turn that down a little touch there.

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Thank you very much Connor P.

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We need to get to Ashley before she gets fucking absconded.

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Absolute fucking cheek of these guys.

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And I need to also remember to go in for the kill and really attack heavily with the melee

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because I was using the bullets up in a big stinking way the last few days.

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Gotta take out the shields of these bugs with the shotgun.

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And yet again.

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You're doing well.

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You just need to keep your head on your shoulders here.

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You've just shot Ashley in the gullet.

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She won't take too many of those.

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Oh.

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And it looks like you won't take too many of those either.

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Camp zombie.

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Mohammed Atta boy.

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Thank you very much.

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Oh, Christ on a bike.

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On New Year's Eve.

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Zero zero AD.

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Wouldn't have even happened.

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Because why?

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Because Christ was only born.

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He probably wasn't able to.

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Obviously not able to use a bike.

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You're a newborn.

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Another thing.

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Were bikes even invented back in Christ times?

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I'm not sure they were.

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Thank you very much.

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Fave Doley.

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Connor P.

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Diggs.

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Parapennies.

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Milk.

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Schneek.

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Thank you very much.

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Thanks very much lads.

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Just getting back to the Christ bike.

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We're not sure.

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But Christ air.

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Definitely was invented by Jesus himself.

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Long before he was even doing the crucifixions.

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And the loaves and the fishes.

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He was getting maximum air on half pipes.

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Out in Palestine.

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Crazy bit of business.

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Let's see what we can do here.

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We know exactly how these guys are going to operate now.

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We've seen their technique.

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Their strategy.

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Their thinking.

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And we need to capitalize on that knowledge.

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Maybe do a Christ air.

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At some stage.

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If there's any chance of getting a snake board.

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For yourself.

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And then popping a wheelie on it.

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Doing a 360 spin turn.

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And then going.

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I am Christ.

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Whilst landing the trick as well.

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Yeah just funny.

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You should say that Jesus Christ did invent Christ air.

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Although it was probably Tony Hor-

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Tony Hor-

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Tony Hor-

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Tony Hork.

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Who popularized it.

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Or at least the game did.

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I'm not sure.

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Uh.

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Wasn't he at a little bit of advantage now.

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Uh.

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Jimmy Christ.

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Given that he was not only the son of God.

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But also.

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Let's just remember.

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He was performing fucking miracles.

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miracles so i mean it was a little bit of a fucking advantage was it not not gonna lie jesus was a

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little bit dodgy in that sense you know he was saying he was he was inventing these new skateboard

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tricks really he was just using the power of his old lad god to uh really wow people i mean

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i don't know whether or not i should really be giving him the praise that he so craves black

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mamba thank you very much you're fucking this i'm totally here francis ah getting fucking ramshackled

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rammstein look at this i'm thinking too much about christ on a skateboard thanks very much jasper

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mcguigan quick look at the uh thing can you confirm or deny says black mamba whether tom was recently

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employed driving bus force one for president biden balina i don't think you were tom where

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no definitely not as i said the last time i was actually following the motorcade on a honda 50

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which i've given back i actually i don't even have a fucking license for it i would

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listen it's not something i should be sharing online anyway yeah definitely don't be sharing that there's

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nothing we can really do it's gone out now tom yeah well we might can we might uh you might delete that

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would you can't delete it you can't delete it when it's live tom yeah it was just a joke anyway

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thanks very much there bye pat skirk thanks very much for the tip there he said love you vibe come back to

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belfast yeah look we'll we'll see what we can do with that and uh a disaster of a weekend says connor uber

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eats gave me some other fellas ordered the lunatic had ordered four cokes a thirsty boy craziness kevin

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beijing thank you very much uh darry germany thank you very much um you know uber eats it's just like

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people are sitting on their ass the whole time getting food delivered into the gaff like you know

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where is it gonna end and where is it leading do you know well it's it's probably gonna be an early

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grave for a lot of people let's just call it what it is you know it's a lot of laziness going on people

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aren't going out and hunter gathering their food anymore they're uh they're calling up uber eats and

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getting it trucked into the gaff and uh i have to say i'm partial to a bit of it myself i can't really

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complain you know got a lot of knives in the setup here let's just uh go hell for leather on the

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shotgun and do up a few shotgun bullies or shells here and see what we've got going on we can craft

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something out of that now let me see we might have to uh i think what we could do start off

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nice and early get the get the stuff around the side of the hatch the uh handgun bullets smash the

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pots don't alarm them straight away then stand back and stand by at the door and go for them with

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the sniper rifle there's a few crossbow merchants who need sniping i think we can take them off kevin

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bejing thank you very much for the uh for the tip rip a ruin is there hope you're getting on very very very

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very well indeed well it's a shame that she can't put ashley into one of these pots

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get her to hide or something like that there was a lot more hiding options for her in the last game

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not now you can't just like shove her inside some kind of box and put her at the back of the room

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doesn't work like that i'm afraid but what we will do is we'll kick things off with a lovely little bit of

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snipage here and look at this see you later if that hasn't even started and i'm lovely stuff that's not

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even started the chaos you're coming through on my line there it's not even started the the the chaos tab

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thanks very much for the tip bang of hammer that's great the chaos has not begun it looks like you're uh

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uh you've eliminated two absolute pains in the arses and now you can take on the the bougie boys as soon

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as they hit you get those shotgun shells loaded up it's looking good

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thank you very much bill tour me and uh bang of a hammer great to have you lads thanks very much

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for being here and for being had look at that we go and get that guy while he's on the ground no

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you need to be quick you need to be quick looks like

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now shotgun time baby there's a guy right up town up on the belfry he's trying to be a bollocks

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and he's succeeding as well he's sucking seed up on top of that belfry

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couple of seed suckers here tom really giving me fucking watts four and that's a lovely suplex

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and then getting fucking railroaded here by a couple of fucking dominion demons right up on the belfry

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keep your head about you maybe put another herb inside you as well

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and you've got no herbs you're gonna have to wait for a bit let that uh painometer subside a little bit

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more before you go and waste that green and red

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and ashley's incapacitated this gobshank needs a taste and he's got a taste lovely with thrones oh yeah

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you're taking two and one in the melee as well grandmaster a flash look at this it's succulent

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okay time to use your heart it's getting very succulent out there it's so succulent it's like a steak

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that has been not cooked hardly at all and it's dripping with plasma because that isn't flood

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that is not blood a lot of people say when they've got their rare steaks in the pans

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that i like it when it's bloody well you're not getting blood apparently that's plasma

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and uh i'm not sure usually there's someone in the chat who correct me or tell me if i'm right or i'm

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wrong we're gonna need to get one of these guys up above you oh data these guys

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these are lowlifes absolute the lowest of the low and it's a good job that they've been taken down

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very very quickly let's have a look there it looks i like it it's protein says berlin ocelot it's myoglobin

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should have known that from biology classes but

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i probably would have said hemoglobin the only globin i can remember was hemo definitely not myo

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whatever it is who cares it's not blood if it isn't blood why does it look like blood you know and why

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also does it taste like blood it has a kind of metallic kind of taste blood has

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sounds a little bit suspect like you're some kind of uh fucking blood sucking freak

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would be my cup of tea now it would be my cup of blood but i you know what i mean like if you've ever

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if you've ever licked your wounds you'll know what i'm on about you've ever got a cut and you've tried to

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stay get a bit of spittle to clean it up

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weird enough man i'd say move on from that topic

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no it's it's all animals lick their walls you know nothing to be ashamed of

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nothing to be proud of either and i tell you you're gonna be geez you need to you need to have an army of pun flicking that

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because it's fucked have you even no oh no that's and that's a decapitation

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that's a decapitation we weren't wanting that to happen it's not nice for it to happen right now with this particular moment when we're only just kicking off the stream 18 minutes in we're hoping for no deaths today

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for this speed run yep no deaths but unfortunately that's just the way it goes down china tom you're running down here and you start running these guys are gonna come after you big time scumbags of the highest order they don't care for you they really don't care for you all they want is brains and blood

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thank you very much there i need blood

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let's get this going here we're down at least we've auto saved here at this little checkpoint charlie

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line up the shotgun wait for these gremlins to that was a waste of shotgun actually

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i'm saving that barrel

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and there oh fuck i thought i killed him i thought i had that fucker killed

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thighs of some of these beasts is unbelievable

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you gave him you gave him three or four shots of the shotgun there pretty tough going it didn't incapacitate him at all

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i've got another one oh you're fucked again

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captain cabinets thank you very much there with the uh limited edition fred durst three pound 49 bargain bin copy

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of fred durst's get wreck or die try in an unbelievable game i don't know if you've had the the pleasure of playing it yourselves but track it down if you can get the rom for it get an emulator going and start rocking it big time it's a great piece of work and lovely piece of art as well activision 02 it's an absolutely gorgeous game it's thoroughly enjoyable and some amazing levels as well great level design and a few plot twists as well

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i wonder if i can take this cunt with just the red nine

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i couldn't take him with the red nine well take this guy with the red nine

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will i have time to get him no oh i went for the melee

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went for the melee and ended up like a melange like a little fucking trifle-headed man on the ground a crazy

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bit of business and an absolute searing indictment into my lack of ability when playing this game look

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you can have all the weapons in the world but unless you've got the skill the determination the know-how

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to defeat the guile of some of these well-equipped idiots let's let's let's call it what it is we came

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into this castle thinking these guys are loo they're missing a few brain cells there's nothing fucking missing

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when it comes to killing and they're scum and they will get their just desserts you mark my words

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here and now that's a promise that's a promise to endy the fork who's just tipped

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it's a promise to everyone watching right now and everyone who's watching the past and everyone in the

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future who might even watch this in the future if you're arse watching some of the old streams

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i'm talking to you from the past right now that it's gonna happen it's gonna happen tonight

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you're right there i am yet look just gets me a little bit wound up a little bit tense tetchy as

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well especially when it's three times in a row those head suckers come along

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you need to really really really really fucking lay into the cunts that's my advice i'm not gonna say

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anymore

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right we'll put that there yeah that's that that's okay we'll just see if we can uh yeah combine that

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there crap that with that yeah yeah lovely stuff lovely stuff

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i think i'm i'm i'm half fucking dead by the time those cunts are getting to me so

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yep boom can we take him when he's on the fucking ground that's a good idea you need to get them

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before they have a chance oh nearly ate my own words there and i

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lovely making use of the barrel making use of the barrel and using the red nine to its fullest

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potential as well you won't see that on a casual gaming stream sure you wouldn't watch out that's

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a lady i think it's a lady zombie or maybe not ladies please calm down there's plenty of us to go around

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the good one time but i tell you i don't think it was a lady i just think it was yet another camp monk

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and wait oh great great he's gonna grow another head so it's time to really get that herb into us and look

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sammy shotgun's making appearance here

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good night and that was a fast bedtime story i read to that fella in the through the medium of bullets

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you won't get it anywhere else i tell you

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well well i'm glad that's one bedtime story i don't want to be read anywhere

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much prefer something about sheep or something

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right you know story about a you know prince saving a princess in a castle or something like

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that i certainly wouldn't want a a bloody bullet to the head huh because that's one sleep you don't want to go

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to the eternal sleep uh thank you very much there teeny cox one euro vision fair play to him and well done to

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teeny cox on your uh fantastic and absolutely beautiful win at that singing competition unbelievable stuff we

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didn't watch it but we're just going on a tipster telling us the news let's stick that halo wheel onto the

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the fucking yoke and twist twist twist the night away really elevate a platform in a big new exciting way

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just wondering have you have you covered farage doing a bit of stripping haven't done it yet and apologies

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also to uh whoever it was that told us about that the other day i believe they actually sent in a tip to tell us so

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we said we play it things got out of hand we ended up not playing it probably watching shafi instead but i

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mean that can be done right the end of this chapter we'll watch the garage video stripping and see how that goes

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thank you very much there who's you use whose name thank you very much

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this is a fucking nightmare it's literally a nightmare on wheels reality mayor

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i will tell you we want to be cute here oh and not rob ourselves of too many rounds and bullets for the next

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stage when ashley has to do the platform there's a are you platform walk

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where we really need as much weaponry as we can have my old globin my steak thank you very much for the tip

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there my old globin my steak and these guys have regurgitated up on the balcony in the belfry

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they've got great aim for idiots

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one up here

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that's nice and another nes to hear big red thank you very much tell you what we forgot to get the uh

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red nine laser sight which probably one of the offer for fuck's sake you're joking me how does it where

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did he come from and how does he have that power

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absolutely snook up on you like solid snake and you need to really watch out for the cunts they've got a

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they've got great sneaking shoes on they're wearing pumps so that they can't be detected as well

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and uh it's just yet another

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fucking obstacle you're up against here uh thanks very much lads for the tip whose username and uh my

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globin and big red let's go for it throw attacks approaching a kneeling enemy from behind to perform a throw attack

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Christ alive

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oh we're back here this is ages away

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I'm really wasting the ammunition here, but fuck, I don't care. The assholes have really got my gold.

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No, not again.

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Get a few of these gone.

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You're fully herbed and ready to rock. Anyhow, a red or green herb doesn't completely fill your health bar, which is what used to happen back in previous games.

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The red herb wouldn't be so the green was a fucking full health scenario, you know?

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Give me a break is right.

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I'm loving the combination plays when you get a shotgun shot in there and then you hit them with the red nine as well. The follow up, you know?

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You're building everything together, you're using it well.

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I wonder if we can take a moment here to take out the guys up top from down below.

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Because I can hear them.

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Once you get back up, you can leave the room, run back to the merchant, upgrade the vest.

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Good idea.

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yeah

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nice

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straight in no monkey business

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there you go and that says there's definitely a woman you can hear the sound of an indyesta woman

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i-yesta or something and watch out there's another hot shot deluxe up above

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maybe take him out dispatch him with the striker

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actually that was a pot shot at ashley's head why take a look at that replay again actually

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here we see uh the patch out of destiny um your man takes it right into ashley's dome piece there

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crazy bit of business then a follow-up lovely shot from uh from francis but

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poor actually yeah poor actually indeed hopefully she's okay even though there's another

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coming right up here boom power then red nine yeah red nine and again should have gone for the

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fucking the twozie so uh instead of just going healthful leather right up to the next platform

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let's take a little look here at our options and we can see we've got another

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yeah there's a few boys coming down here come on

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yeah we'll lure these cunts down to the barrel come on lads barrel time this is it this is everything

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we've always dreamed about right here coming up get ready for this it's gonna be beautiful it's gonna

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be sensual it's gonna be epic

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lovely stuff how's that gun still alive it's like the uh fucking emperor from star wars

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there we have the boom power boom good night and god bless

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how's that you old slags like the uh

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the r fellas are all fellas so there's nothing sexist about that

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thanks very much for the uh replay analysis the cream play analysis there

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and there we go lovely stuff

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really nice actually we're doing great and tell you a bit of a bit of skill a bit of guile

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really really improves what we're trying to achieve here which is just liquid gameplay

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and uh you know not going full on and here's a lady i think

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she's she got caught up with the wrong people oh no

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yeah you really can't get too close to those guys

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yeah proximity is uh something you need to consider when you're coming up against those guys with the long reach

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these fellas have been trained they have very very dangerous parasites which have grown up the top

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with their heads and torsos and uh believe you or me they can hurt they can really give you a few scratches those bucks

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whiplash trained by the beast

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yeah they've got nothing to lose as in says marsh in the chat which makes them even more dangerous you

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know when someone's got nothing to lose because look at these guys they've got zero there's zero going on with this guy

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you can tell he spends a lot of his time on balconies trying to fucking kill cunts but it's nothing that's no life to be living

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and i'm glad i don't feel a one iota of guilt putting this guy putting this guy out of his misery there and that's him gonzo

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as for the other fellow up on the balcony far away should we bother maybe i can take him out with the red nine from here a bit of skill play

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nope there's one nope

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bit of skill play here he's moving

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there's two

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that's the final one and he's down for the count

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we've no oh yeah we do we have heard great stuff about to decry the situation there

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it's looking very touch and go at the moment you need to really make sure that you're

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they're cocky well stocked

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because these guys they don't play games

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we might use that tidbit of information so kindly given to us by uh

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aaron to head now out to the merchant and do up our vest and our knife

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just outside the back of the belfry

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yeah it was a hard little slog that oh and it's still not over the hardest bit in my opinion is yet to come

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and uh we uh are doing probably a great service to ourselves by going back out to this merchant and uh

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ranking up but that was a hard little situation a few dangerous demons there gary are you there gary devil

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oh what can i say an absolute demon feast you did well i actually didn't believe that you'd be able to come into today's match all guns blazing but you did that and you did it really well as well what i'm worried about though is whether or not you've got the sustenance to really take it forward and absolutely blow these guys into next tuesday you want to relegate them basically because that's what they're there to do to you so if you can do that

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it's gonna be amazing if not you might look shit you might get beat

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yeah well look let we tune up the fucking stuff there and we'll see how we're getting on

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with a bit of luck we we can even maybe do up one of these put put something into here rate of fire maybe

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animal capacity power we'll save it we'll save it for another day we'll save it for another day the main thing was

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ranking up the uh the two buckings best august knife and another thing is that you know with all the

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weaponry that we've got we should really be pissing it should we not

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absolutely absolutely it's an unbelievable indictment into your ability to play an amazing game of kill kill kill

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when really you should actually be pissing the league and winning the title with 15 games to go here you've

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you've got another platform which is going to lower itself and above and beyond that you're dealing with

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well-trained killers ganados i've even played they're not even ganados they're the better than ganados

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they've beat the ganados they took them on you think about all the great zombies and beasts that you've faced

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up against you think about salazar what he's done for the club and building this castle and really making

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a great new stadium for people to come and visit and watch it's a real feast of violence and let's just say

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on behalf of everyone we can't wait to see more thanks guys how do you define evil i

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fucking do not know i mean it's it's a concept isn't it it's the concept if you want to get really

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uh fucking theoretical about it then evil might not even exist you know because it's just it's

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something we have we all have a subjective level of what evil is some people are evil and they don't even

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to us they're evil and they don't even know they're evil you know people who have done evil stuff in the past

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we're talking about your stallions we're talking about your hitlers we're talking about bad cunts who kill cunts

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do you know they they probably just thought well i'm not evil i'm i'm trying i'm grand do you know it so it varies so in that

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sense you could say does evil even exist does evil even exist tom it's a hot potato definitely a hot potato a lot of these guys i'd say evil

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look at the cut of that cut he was trying to kill you he doesn't even know you and it's a woman look at the shoe

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that's definitely a woman as well evil woman

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uh thank you very much scott is you scott is you and and fuck shamrock rovers yeah she's wearing kitten heels it

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could actually be trisome we're not sure probably it wouldn't surprise me actually really unbelievably

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does not surprise me at this moment in time that you're dealing with tories tories trying to hide who

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they are with masks on them who do you think they are look they're wearing like fucking like balaclavas like

454
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you know it's it's not right and it's wrong and i tell you this i've got a few manifestos that i want

455
00:38:56,980 --> 00:39:06,660
to give to you francis i'm okay i i've told you before i have no interest in joining the uk labor party i reside

456
00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:12,980
in the west of ireland it's not it's nothing to do with me anyway i enjoy sometimes watching the tit for

457
00:39:12,980 --> 00:39:18,500
tat arguments and the stupid politicians until you know that that's as far as it goes i don't want to

458
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:27,140
join a party at this moment in time all i can say is that it's labor all the way you're dealing with

459
00:39:27,140 --> 00:39:32,580
scummy tories and if ashley's gonna get up that that you gotta give her a boost to get up there

460
00:39:32,580 --> 00:39:38,020
if she's gonna get up there you gotta watch out it's gonna be tory after tory coming out of there

461
00:39:38,020 --> 00:39:45,700
get the gun ready to do damage just have to cut away there and and also emphasize you're not actually

462
00:39:45,700 --> 00:39:53,060
advocating the uh to to get guns out and kill tories are you gary i'm not no you're gonna be okay

463
00:39:55,300 --> 00:39:59,860
because we we don't want any real life we don't want a clip after someone goes out and

464
00:39:59,860 --> 00:40:07,300
fucking kills some politicians what we're saying is though that this or what gary seems to be suggesting

465
00:40:08,020 --> 00:40:18,500
is that these guys are probably conservatives and look we don't get political here sure we don't tam

466
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:28,340
we do not a lot of these cons no well it doesn't matter whether they're left wing right wing whatever

467
00:40:28,340 --> 00:40:35,620
wing they need to be put down deep deep down and i'm not a violent man you know i'm not a violent man

468
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:42,580
but then that's it go on that's it right go on take his head off go on grab back grab back

469
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:48,740
you see it sounded a bit violent there tom i must uh i must admit it didn't really

470
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:51,700
it contradicts everything you were saying before

471
00:40:53,060 --> 00:41:01,300
fucking hell these cunts are going ham hard as motherfuckers apparently it's the uh i just hit two of

472
00:41:01,300 --> 00:41:02,420
them with the same bullet

473
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:16,180
and that's gone that's it that's ashley gonzo fuck it thanks very much though woke sadlerists there and

474
00:41:16,180 --> 00:41:20,500
gregoski thank you very much for the tip higgy smalls i hope you're getting them well there is they

475
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:28,900
get these demonic hot potatoes chipped i will indeed trees trees may cry too let's give this another bash

476
00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:37,220
sergeant bash from robot wars was actually uh messaging in earlier on to see he's really enjoying

477
00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:47,300
proceedings and can't wait to see what we do next that's amazing stuff how are you getting on sergeant bash great to

478
00:41:48,020 --> 00:41:56,580
great to have you watching your little your little robot and uh hope you're doing well and for the rest of the year

479
00:41:58,020 --> 00:42:02,660
the little idiots from that show best of luck to you hope you're watching as well

480
00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:11,620
yeah we're thinking about all those crazy guys we're thinking about chaos chaos 2 we're thinking about

481
00:42:11,620 --> 00:42:19,540
matilda we're thinking about sir kill a lot we're thinking about names just that go down in the pantheon

482
00:42:19,540 --> 00:42:27,620
of greets i'm sure we'll uh we'll be prompted at some stage by somebody in the chat to help us out there

483
00:42:27,620 --> 00:42:32,260
we're thinking about hypno disc we're thinking about hypno disc

484
00:42:32,260 --> 00:42:34,260
hypno disc

485
00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:42,820
thank you very much sir fizzy shitsy gabble thank you very much

486
00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:47,140
now what we'll do here is we'll just take a moment to uh

487
00:42:49,140 --> 00:42:57,300
skull cap a few of these guys see that lad jumping down jumping jack flash

488
00:43:02,260 --> 00:43:02,900
fucking hell

489
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:11,300
these guys look this

490
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:20,180
that's what i want that's what you want that's what you want this time of morning this time of

491
00:43:20,180 --> 00:43:22,900
afternoon this time of evening sophistic thank you very much

492
00:43:25,220 --> 00:43:29,060
ashley's getting fucking meddled with with these absolute scumbags

493
00:43:35,460 --> 00:43:37,460
thank you very much there samantha hagar

494
00:43:40,740 --> 00:43:43,940
oh god hopefully that takes out these lemon cakes here

495
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:49,860
that's lovely we're doing well enough we're doing well enough this could be this could be the one

496
00:43:51,220 --> 00:44:00,580
this could be the one right here the attempt in which we make it that's it he's gonna get down now i

497
00:44:00,580 --> 00:44:14,580
now i can hypno disc this into a whirlwind 360 scenario beautiful stuff great to see the uh action happening watch out she's she's getting marauded

498
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:17,300
give me a break over

499
00:44:19,140 --> 00:44:21,700
ashley

500
00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,900
fucking hell you've got no things left

501
00:44:30,740 --> 00:44:35,460
you've got no ammunition left phil schnevel thank you very much leo for record thank you very much

502
00:44:35,460 --> 00:44:42,260
samantha higar and sophistics who says i met matilda at robot wars live top lass

503
00:44:43,380 --> 00:44:50,180
unbelievable stuff wow i never even knew that you could go see robot wars live and then i never

504
00:44:50,180 --> 00:44:56,660
knew there was gonna be a meet and greet with the guys afterwards and uh you know what were they like

505
00:44:56,660 --> 00:45:02,340
how how did they operate what did they say how why am i yeah quit photo mode now i've got nothing left in

506
00:45:02,340 --> 00:45:08,980
the camp how am i gonna take these guys out without bombarding them with a grenade or such which will also

507
00:45:08,980 --> 00:45:15,220
in turn take out ashley it's not what we want here and it's it's a pretty tough situation is it not tom

508
00:45:16,740 --> 00:45:22,900
days indeed while you're taking a sip of the drink there i can just throw a few ideas out maybe run

509
00:45:22,900 --> 00:45:28,260
around them and knife them in the neck very quickly around the side and then that'll give ashley enough

510
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:33,620
time to get up and i can see in the chat there shikuro says get the old knife out as well so it could be

511
00:45:33,620 --> 00:45:37,860
a situation like 6 46 on the clock it's not a bad time but it could be a lot better

512
00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:47,460
oh could craft some bullets as lame

513
00:45:51,060 --> 00:45:57,460
name is always right name is always always right we've got 15 bullets all i need to do is reload it

514
00:45:58,020 --> 00:46:04,340
might just uh get the shotgun shells going and then yeah we could do that and maybe a few of these rifle

515
00:46:04,340 --> 00:46:09,700
ammunition bullets as well if we can't no no that's not gonna work we will just go with the

516
00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:17,860
i've actually got a magnum actually look at them just standing there like a bunch of gremlins

517
00:46:19,780 --> 00:46:24,260
they're all fucking talk these guys they're all talk no action case dance

518
00:46:27,140 --> 00:46:34,420
thank you very much craig charles robot funky soul hour on six music gonna be a brand new show he's gonna

519
00:46:34,420 --> 00:46:42,020
be doing on six music after the funky soul hour which is called robot funk where he's just gonna be

520
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:49,300
listening to some robotic funky soul music which in my opinion is actually not right i think it's

521
00:46:50,420 --> 00:46:55,620
appropriation uh i don't think robots should be singing that music and i don't think they should be

522
00:46:55,620 --> 00:47:02,580
celebrated either but i mean it's fine like you know i mean it's just robots singing funky soul

523
00:47:02,580 --> 00:47:08,100
tunes you know i think pink people are getting their knickers in a twist about everything these days you

524
00:47:08,100 --> 00:47:15,620
know uh robots have no soul says brooklyn i mean that's another reason as well you know they they they

525
00:47:15,620 --> 00:47:22,900
don't have any lived experience so to speak uh of of dealing with the themes that life has to throw at one

526
00:47:23,620 --> 00:47:29,780
uh i mean it'd be like me going on stage and trying to be a robot for a bit you know it wouldn't work

527
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:34,820
and it's not right as well it'd be offensive to all the fucking robots in the audience good indeed

528
00:47:36,900 --> 00:47:48,900
gary do you have anything to say about that oh my god such appropriation where do i even begin i don't know

529
00:47:48,900 --> 00:47:55,860
if it's right or wrong or if it's here or there my opinions on robots look i can stand here all day

530
00:47:55,860 --> 00:48:01,940
telling you from what i'm seeing from here right now from where i'm sitting and standing but all i can say is

531
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:11,140
i don't know and i won't ever know because i don't care this way hey thanks gary for that it's great to

532
00:48:11,140 --> 00:48:19,460
have another opinion from someone else there as well uh someone from the demonic world because robot viewers

533
00:48:19,460 --> 00:48:25,460
is tipped in thanks very much robot viewers for your kind tip and mac attack three two one four very very

534
00:48:25,460 --> 00:48:33,620
kind of you as well you're very very very very juicy and uh beautiful tip as well uh the time has just

535
00:48:33,620 --> 00:48:40,100
gone 20 past 11. hell and we're piling through the game at pace i would have preferred to have got through

536
00:48:40,100 --> 00:48:47,380
that whole situation in one shot but you can't have everything and uh what are ethics to you thank

537
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:59,700
you very much i don't know i really don't know what ethics are to me anymore tom tom juicy cutscene going on here

538
00:49:00,900 --> 00:49:14,900
juicy cutscene going on so let's leave the ethical chat to the side here

539
00:49:20,740 --> 00:49:25,060
i don't know what's happening there wait she's infected or something

540
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:38,980
and great hair from leon there as well it's it's it's amazing how it stayed in position as well and it's also got the the waft and flow it's not like it's a

541
00:49:38,980 --> 00:49:46,340
fucking a heavy duty gel job which is a lot of g's and j's but it's not a heavy duty it's a d

542
00:49:47,060 --> 00:49:55,140
a g a g and a j and they all have a j kind of sound would you believe that tom i would believe a chair

543
00:49:55,140 --> 00:49:59,940
because yeah you're making the same kind of mouth movement but sometimes a lot of the time you would

544
00:49:59,940 --> 00:50:07,060
have thought d because d you might think of other words that d begins with like diric domino or diploma

545
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:13,780
but you wouldn't ever think it would be like the j sound of a g like you just said a juicy bit of gen

546
00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:20,740
but uh you you found a word and it's called duty thank you very much david effing baddiel very very

547
00:50:20,740 --> 00:50:28,020
kind of you and robotic actors guild thank you very much uh very very nice of you as well thanks very

548
00:50:28,020 --> 00:50:34,740
much lads someone in the chat uh or the message saying um you know don't be going too hard on those those

549
00:50:34,740 --> 00:50:43,060
guys that they're not tories they're just bog standard demons they don't really deserve such abuse tom

550
00:50:44,180 --> 00:50:49,140
yeah look i'll take that one on the channel field that question i'll say i'll hold my hands up and say

551
00:50:50,820 --> 00:50:56,980
go away with you because you're not here in the arena of pain feeling what it like what it's like to feel

552
00:50:56,980 --> 00:51:02,180
the pain you're sitting there cozy enough wherever you are watching on either the phone or the computer

553
00:51:02,180 --> 00:51:06,660
or whatever you don't have to deal with the the mental torture and anguish of dealing with these

554
00:51:06,660 --> 00:51:15,540
guys and i for one think they should be put away for life or killed at least at the very least johnson

555
00:51:15,540 --> 00:51:23,060
chefé vang thank you very much in anguish panda it's a hot potato and it's probably a political one

556
00:51:23,060 --> 00:51:29,220
if you think about it um so i'm not really too sure whether or not we want to keep talking about it

557
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:33,700
you know death penalty and all that sort so we're getting back into the ethics discussion there as well

558
00:51:33,700 --> 00:51:39,220
main approver of stuff thank you very much i hope you're getting on well and uh having a lovely sunday

559
00:51:39,220 --> 00:51:45,700
evening and this isn't too you know fucking mental for you but uh you know for a lot of people it could

560
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:52,900
be for a lot of people it could be as well and uh the discussion surrounding the treatment of some of

561
00:51:52,900 --> 00:52:00,100
these let's just say they're they're scum um i'm a lot of people say they're sentient those guys on

562
00:52:00,100 --> 00:52:04,340
the balcony shooting bullets shooting flaming crossbows the guys with the fucking whips and the chains

563
00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:10,660
disgusting whips and chains don't excite me and they definitely don't excite me when they're being used

564
00:52:10,660 --> 00:52:15,940
against us so in that case maybe there's a discussion to be had somewhere down the line tom

565
00:52:15,940 --> 00:52:22,660
for taking things to the next level regarding punishment in the judicial system look it's here

566
00:52:22,660 --> 00:52:27,140
we're always talking about it it's something that could actually be mooted maybe maybe this

567
00:52:27,860 --> 00:52:33,060
fucking uh situation that we're in now could start a conversation the conversation needs to be had

568
00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:40,580
chat qpr thank you very much for that very very kind yay as well well if the conversation needs to be

569
00:52:40,580 --> 00:52:44,980
had it's great to have a politician on board and last time we did have lord veracca chiming in with his

570
00:52:44,980 --> 00:52:49,300
thoughts well if you're there actually lord could you give us some guidance on the issue here

571
00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:56,740
how's it going um great to be here uh thanks very much for having me again and great to see everybody

572
00:52:56,740 --> 00:53:03,620
out there in the chat and uh watching the stream as well red fm rules tupo b-trou baron kerry sb

573
00:53:03,620 --> 00:53:10,420
marie john murphy kelzooia lee thanks very much aaron flood oh they all seem to be laughing which is quite

574
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:17,700
disconcerting um not gonna lie uh we want to come at these uh debates with a fresh state of mind we

575
00:53:17,700 --> 00:53:25,220
don't want to come with any prejudice prejudice prejudice prejudice prejudice prejudice prejudice is it

576
00:53:25,940 --> 00:53:34,340
prejudicial prejudicial i think you're glitching there leo uh but let me just say i believe it's

577
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:39,140
time for us to rethink our approach to the rehabilitation of these zombies the ganado's and

578
00:53:39,140 --> 00:53:45,060
to a lesser extent the monks um you know we need to recognize that our justice system need thanks

579
00:53:45,060 --> 00:53:50,020
very much for the tip steph very kind of you we need to realize that our justice system should not

580
00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:54,020
just be about punishing individuals for their crimes but you know also helping them out to turn their

581
00:53:54,020 --> 00:54:00,420
lives around and become productive members of society you're you're talking talking shite there sorry

582
00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:06,260
with all due respect there minister you're talking shite because you can't rehabilitate some of these

583
00:54:06,260 --> 00:54:15,540
cons they're they're fucked already what what'd you have to say to that lord uh look you know tempers are

584
00:54:15,540 --> 00:54:21,220
afraid at the moment um emotions are running high i don't think we need to uh i don't think we need

585
00:54:21,220 --> 00:54:26,420
to use such inflammatory language surrounding some of these guys um we actually need to remember a lot of

586
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:31,380
these guys probably didn't have the best upbringing um their lives might not have been as as privileged as

587
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:43,540
as well i'll hold my hands up to that one tom i can't fucking help it sometimes because you know

588
00:54:43,540 --> 00:54:50,500
why you've got a beautiful fucking voice thanks very much but listen to me here lord if you're still on the line lord are you

589
00:54:50,500 --> 00:54:57,860
are you still there leo yeah i'm always listening always every time every time i'm on and basically

590
00:54:57,860 --> 00:55:08,820
listening to you tom yeah leo you're saying let me be clear let me be clear about this if you if you

591
00:55:08,820 --> 00:55:13,780
if you give these guys a second chance they'll be coming around your gaff and they'll be trying to get to

592
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:27,860
lord are you there lord yeah still here yeah look uh i can understand there's a lot of consternation

593
00:55:27,860 --> 00:55:35,940
surrounding this um subject but um you know we we really need to provide initiatives uh and the

594
00:55:35,940 --> 00:55:40,260
prisoners and some of the people that end up in our justice system with the tools and resources to

595
00:55:40,260 --> 00:55:46,660
successfully reintegrate into the community now this means investing in educational vocational training

596
00:55:46,660 --> 00:55:51,540
uh that can help them acquire skills necessary to secure employment and secure themselves and their

597
00:55:51,540 --> 00:55:59,060
families tom what you got to say to that you can't fucking employ any of these cunts if i if i try to

598
00:55:59,060 --> 00:56:07,300
take some one of these lads on working with me either working dinners doing dinners out in uh bosnia or belgrade or ukraine

599
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:13,780
i might even be going over to ukraine making dinners and driving buses what use is one of these clowns

600
00:56:14,580 --> 00:56:20,100
and they'll probably infect the food as well harry's harry stockers thank you very much there harry stockers

601
00:56:23,460 --> 00:56:28,020
uh lord what you got to say to that some of these guys can't cook dinners can't drive buses and won't

602
00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:35,380
be able to work in normal working environments look um i think basically we we need to look past our

603
00:56:35,380 --> 00:56:40,260
prejudices and start to realize that a lot of these people can't be given a second chance so that's why

604
00:56:40,260 --> 00:56:44,420
i called for increased funding for rehabilitation programs that provide prisoners with the access to

605
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:48,980
counseling therapy and other forms of support that can help them address those underlying issues and

606
00:56:48,980 --> 00:56:56,100
rebuild their lives okay i have to go now thanks very much thanks very much for that lord and i hope to see

607
00:56:56,100 --> 00:57:01,220
you soon or maybe not well i mean look there's a lot of waffle going on and i don't think we really

608
00:57:01,220 --> 00:57:14,260
are any clearer on the debate there tom tom yeah yeah the usual the usual yarn spinning by uh the man

609
00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:22,340
himself it's uh it's it's it's it's unbelievable absolutely unbelievable i can't believe it i can't believe it

610
00:57:22,340 --> 00:57:24,980
you know no wonder the country is going to hell in a hangout

611
00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:31,620
yeah there's nothing really we can do about it anyway but look thanks very much there lionel rich

612
00:57:31,620 --> 00:57:35,780
tea very very kind of you what do we do here we save the progress chapter seven

613
00:57:38,180 --> 00:57:39,700
thank you very much there lads uh

614
00:57:41,700 --> 00:57:50,820
chat qpr johnson shafee vax harry stockers uh graham linihan's bum bag thank you very much

615
00:57:51,780 --> 00:58:02,340
very kindly a main approver of stuff stuff stuff oh there is a bit of uh not indigestion but i i drank that can

616
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:06,660
took a big gulp out of the 33 percent bigger can of energize

617
00:58:10,580 --> 00:58:12,420
and we're gonna steamroll ahead here

618
00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:16,900
we've already saved the game we can just keep going

619
00:58:19,620 --> 00:58:24,420
that's that's that's one chapter done even though it wasn't a full chapter i'm glad that we ended

620
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:28,180
the game the other night because i would not have been able to deal with that the other night

621
00:58:28,180 --> 00:58:31,860
we took refuge inside a castle but i've just been separated from baby eagle

622
00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:37,620
roost you're breaking up roost is after you

623
00:58:42,100 --> 00:58:50,180
chopper dammit so much for that willie harold with the camp zombie thank you very much for that i hope

624
00:58:50,180 --> 00:59:00,740
you're getting on well oh find ashley this is a great situation because we don't have to worry about

625
00:59:00,740 --> 00:59:05,860
her getting killed now while we're doing our shenanigans there's a few fish in here i could

626
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:10,660
spend my time trying to kill them a black bass

627
00:59:10,660 --> 00:59:20,740
but um i don't want to fill up my inventory too much because i want people to carry any necessities

628
00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:24,340
or essential items going forward

629
00:59:26,340 --> 00:59:33,300
best game a few schlats free ready to rock ready to accommodate whatever it is that you're gonna be

630
00:59:33,300 --> 00:59:39,460
picking up maybe do up your stuff right here i've got something new you've got up the knife it's already

631
00:59:40,100 --> 00:59:42,500
repaired enough body arm is repaired enough

632
00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:49,300
and uh we go forth now forthwith into

633
00:59:52,580 --> 00:59:56,580
this place we go beyond that gate go up the stairs and then through there and it's

634
00:59:56,580 --> 01:00:03,220
a little maze where you have to erect three flags which fly at full mast and each flag has the

635
01:00:04,340 --> 01:00:09,220
a symbol of a family or a house of lannister or one of those kind of situations maybe i've got that

636
01:00:09,220 --> 01:00:16,820
wrong maybe i've got that wrong maybe now we go into a fucking cellar yeah dead monk cellar there's a

637
01:00:16,820 --> 01:00:21,780
situation room in here and i remember now that i have the rifle

638
01:00:24,500 --> 01:00:32,420
uh nine shot should be enough thank you for bows till i die thank you very much for the tip there

639
01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:38,420
bows till i die very very kindly i hope you're getting on well and that you're doing well yourself

640
01:00:38,420 --> 01:00:47,220
this is a great situation we're about to witness it's gonna be a few shots of the sniper rifle leveled

641
01:00:48,580 --> 01:01:01,060
at a goat headed man always great to see the goat headed man get his uh comeuppance because he deserves

642
01:01:01,060 --> 01:01:10,900
it big time tenfold i don't like the cut of any of these and it's high time they got their just desserts

643
01:01:17,940 --> 01:01:26,900
ob10 spot kenobi this is for you thanks very much for the tip here we go one two three three four

644
01:01:27,940 --> 01:01:32,820
five he's gone he's gone and i dodged that like a fucking lemon cake

645
01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:43,060
it was a lovely situation it was a one to the head two to the treble third one missed fourth one hit

646
01:01:43,060 --> 01:01:48,100
fifth one got i think the fifth one was enough went in for six anyway give him the just desserts the sweet

647
01:01:48,100 --> 01:01:48,820
after the pudding

648
01:01:52,580 --> 01:01:58,900
oh that's very much time can't really take too many of those

649
01:02:01,700 --> 01:02:02,340
fucking hell

650
01:02:08,660 --> 01:02:09,700
it's time to boy

651
01:02:18,580 --> 01:02:32,180
reload this oh yeah that's nice now it's nice nice better shoot an action maybe reload that shotgun watch

652
01:02:32,180 --> 01:02:38,980
out they're coming in they're coming in fuck them the knife and stick the knife and twist it

653
01:02:42,100 --> 01:02:46,980
let's get the red knight out good man yeah i know what the i'm doing man you don't need to be telling

654
01:02:46,980 --> 01:02:53,460
me or prompting me i mean you're there for a bit of color not for guidance i don't need guidance consign the

655
01:02:53,460 --> 01:03:00,900
crimson flame the voice of pestilence dwells in the flames leading the pitiful maybe we'll put some effect on that there

656
01:03:03,140 --> 01:03:16,820
the voice of the flames the pitiful souls to salvation consign the crimson flame to its rightful place for

657
01:03:16,820 --> 01:03:23,060
you shall be enlightened in the path revealed you can't

658
01:03:26,660 --> 01:03:33,940
lovely better stuff uh so consign consign the crimson flame you've read it you know what you have to do

659
01:03:36,980 --> 01:03:39,300
a lovely camp zombie there oh

660
01:03:42,260 --> 01:03:45,380
oscar the grouch thanks for the tape look at this cut

661
01:03:46,340 --> 01:03:50,100
little bit grouchy this morning huh peter grouch

662
01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:55,060
get the fuck away from me you get away from me

663
01:03:59,060 --> 01:04:05,860
that's it that's all we need that's all we need guys anyone else want to play games with me

664
01:04:05,860 --> 01:04:09,300
because i brought the board games and i got nothing good too

665
01:04:12,900 --> 01:04:18,180
i'd say don't be getting cocky doing your funny voices and all that kind of stuff right now keep the eye

666
01:04:18,180 --> 01:04:26,580
on the prize it's still a crossbow bandit right up above ready to lay accusations of flaming arrow at your

667
01:04:26,580 --> 01:04:32,340
head you don't want to get ashley out of it you saw what happened to ashley's head she's got her

668
01:04:32,340 --> 01:04:40,740
she's got a resoundingly resilient skull that that one and uh fair play to her for carrying on like a good girl

669
01:04:42,580 --> 01:04:48,340
can't actually find out where the eye they're up there there's one of the one thing you don't want is for them to hit the um

670
01:04:49,780 --> 01:04:51,940
the bloody big explosion barons

671
01:04:53,140 --> 01:04:54,580
because once those cunts go off

672
01:04:55,460 --> 01:04:57,860
good night vienna for a lot of people and not just them

673
01:05:02,740 --> 01:05:05,620
where i can hear them stirring you can hear them fucking

674
01:05:06,500 --> 01:05:08,740
fucking slagging around the gap

675
01:05:14,180 --> 01:05:18,020
thank you very much there shult for the tip miss

676
01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,940
missed it during the absolute onslaught

677
01:05:25,060 --> 01:05:34,500
sponsored by onslow from keeping up appearances sadly no longer with us rest in peace to a good man

678
01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:41,540
very good though very nice very funny guy and that was something you could have done

679
01:05:42,180 --> 01:05:47,540
now something you should have done but you didn't do but uh you've done it now anyways

680
01:05:49,220 --> 01:05:53,380
it would have been nice but i mean it's been seeing how you actually get up there

681
01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:59,460
whilst oh you got a lovely yellow diamond for it whilst all that shit is going on it's hard to

682
01:05:59,460 --> 01:06:02,820
make your way up there and squash everyone whilst you're getting fucking

683
01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:05,860
done in from all angles and look at this guy

684
01:06:06,900 --> 01:06:14,100
we've got that crimson lantern there and it's it's a unbelievable demonic fucking substance wouldn't you

685
01:06:14,100 --> 01:06:24,980
say gary oh god unbelievable absolutely demonic i can't even begin to imagine how something like this

686
01:06:24,980 --> 01:06:32,420
even transpires started off as a human probably then just got worse and worse fell in with the wrong crowd as a kid

687
01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:39,140
left school didn't get any qualifications didn't want to work and ended up as a

688
01:06:39,140 --> 01:06:41,140
a fucking goat monk in a castle

689
01:06:41,860 --> 01:06:48,100
and what money what you know probably getting paid at that stage let's just face it salazar has just took the club and just

690
01:06:48,660 --> 01:06:56,100
sank money into it and he's turned it into something soulless i think the way the way demons are going now the way castle is going

691
01:06:56,820 --> 01:07:09,140
it's just it's not the way it used to be it used to be a working man's business being a demon now it's all money this money that and salazar's come in and he's pumping the club full of pesetas

692
01:07:09,540 --> 01:07:13,120
He's getting all the best demons and goats,

693
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:17,340
and he's melding them together in some kind of weird way.

694
01:07:17,840 --> 01:07:19,420
It's wacky. It's wild.

695
01:07:19,780 --> 01:07:21,980
And I don't like it. Vote Labour.

696
01:07:24,280 --> 01:07:25,200
Thanks, Gary.

697
01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:28,160
Always great to have you there on the fucking line,

698
01:07:28,320 --> 01:07:31,140
just in case we don't know or understand

699
01:07:31,140 --> 01:07:33,960
why any of these guys are what they are,

700
01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:37,480
and why any of these guys are doing what they do,

701
01:07:38,040 --> 01:07:40,480
and why any of these guys are.

702
01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:42,620
Let's just say that.

703
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:45,980
Yeah, we don't have a fucking clue. Some of them are...

704
01:07:45,980 --> 01:07:49,040
You start off with fellas in a village.

705
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:51,520
You end up then with fellas with fucking goats on their heads,

706
01:07:51,780 --> 01:07:55,140
and threes of me, and kitten heels, and...

707
01:07:55,140 --> 01:07:57,280
Have we got everything here? You've got the Crimson Lantern, you do?

708
01:07:58,280 --> 01:08:01,080
With the Crimson Lantern got, we can use that down here

709
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:02,960
and put that lantern into the goat's fist.

710
01:08:04,880 --> 01:08:05,560
That's lovely.

711
01:08:06,180 --> 01:08:09,860
And that will open up a lovely little pathway into another room.

712
01:08:10,520 --> 01:08:11,240
Would you believe?

713
01:08:11,900 --> 01:08:14,820
And we're an hour and nine minutes into today's stream, Tom.

714
01:08:16,980 --> 01:08:19,540
Great progress, although I would have thought

715
01:08:19,540 --> 01:08:22,060
that you might have got another chapter done by now.

716
01:08:23,180 --> 01:08:24,620
Not... I'm not trying to...

717
01:08:24,620 --> 01:08:26,580
I'm not trying to rush you or anything,

718
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,420
but you need to go a lot faster than this.

719
01:08:28,420 --> 01:08:30,120
It's not... it's not fast enough.

720
01:08:30,200 --> 01:08:30,520
You're going.

721
01:08:32,380 --> 01:08:34,000
Yeah, we're trying, we're trying, we're trying.

722
01:08:34,280 --> 01:08:36,420
And I'm also making... I'm doing quick sweeps as well.

723
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,960
I'm not stopping to check the treasure map or anything like that.

724
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:40,280
A few quick sweeps.

725
01:08:42,460 --> 01:08:43,160
Could do us.

726
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:43,800
Should see us fit.

727
01:08:43,860 --> 01:08:45,320
And a lovely cutscene here as well.

728
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:56,420
You can stop right there, Leon.

729
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:00,820
Lovely setup.

730
01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:02,200
Would it make me use this?

731
01:09:03,080 --> 01:09:03,560
Would you?

732
01:09:05,200 --> 01:09:08,340
Well, after six years, that is one hell of a greeting.

733
01:09:09,480 --> 01:09:09,740
Ada.

734
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:12,300
You don't seem surprised.

735
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:14,960
Ada's in town.

736
01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,040
It's free.

737
01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:23,560
Try using knives next time.

738
01:09:24,440 --> 01:09:26,380
Great flexy technique with the leg.

739
01:09:27,300 --> 01:09:28,220
Not a bad move.

740
01:09:28,360 --> 01:09:31,400
She's walked like that, but she can, she can flex it right up like that.

741
01:09:31,580 --> 01:09:33,380
So who are you working for this time?

742
01:09:33,820 --> 01:09:34,800
Oh, Leon.

743
01:09:35,700 --> 01:09:36,240
Great setup.

744
01:09:36,240 --> 01:09:37,460
No, I don't work in town.

745
01:09:43,100 --> 01:09:45,240
I wonder what the story is with Louise.

746
01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:48,440
So is she, is she, is he working with her for Umbrella?

747
01:09:48,480 --> 01:09:49,900
Are they working for Umbrella or what?

748
01:09:49,980 --> 01:09:52,800
But yet, at the same time, Ada's doing good stuff for Leon.

749
01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:56,180
Is that because of the bond that was forged during Resident Evil 2?

750
01:09:56,260 --> 01:09:58,140
And then I might get you that greeting you were looking for.

751
01:09:58,560 --> 01:09:59,780
I don't know, but I told you this.

752
01:09:59,900 --> 01:10:01,280
You think I'm going to give up that easy?

753
01:10:01,780 --> 01:10:02,880
It's a great situation.

754
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:06,280
Right.

755
01:10:08,760 --> 01:10:11,280
How about we continue this discussion another time?

756
01:10:11,280 --> 01:10:20,980
Some people were saying it was a fix, as next year is the 50th anniversary of ABBA winning it.

757
01:10:21,040 --> 01:10:22,720
So it was arranged to go back to Sweden.

758
01:10:23,060 --> 01:10:24,040
Not sure myself.

759
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:25,480
Says Conrad all won.

760
01:10:26,180 --> 01:10:31,180
Probably some sort of Eurovision chat, sub chat that is going on.

761
01:10:31,760 --> 01:10:32,940
Aside from the stream.

762
01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:34,400
That's fine.

763
01:10:34,460 --> 01:10:34,820
That's fine.

764
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,360
You can have those little chats if you want.

765
01:10:36,420 --> 01:10:36,880
That's great.

766
01:10:41,680 --> 01:10:42,160
Yeah.

767
01:10:42,460 --> 01:10:44,500
It's just a bit confusing for us.

768
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:48,780
I suppose if we have to read Eurovision related stuff.

769
01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:52,660
But, look, we can't police it.

770
01:10:53,080 --> 01:10:58,340
And if we made measures towards police in the chat, it could get fucking annoying as well.

771
01:10:58,440 --> 01:10:59,620
You know, you get some power thripping.

772
01:10:59,780 --> 01:11:04,300
Or you might get some people who start complaining that they have to do some work the whole time.

773
01:11:04,360 --> 01:11:05,460
And it's like, what's going on?

774
01:11:06,620 --> 01:11:08,760
I don't think that has ever happened, actually, Tom.

775
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:17,760
I believe from the past that all moderating duties have been diligently performed by those who have received thine task.

776
01:11:17,760 --> 01:11:18,300
Have they not?

777
01:11:19,340 --> 01:11:20,720
I can't.

778
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:24,540
I'm pretty sure maybe one of the bus streams there might have been something going on.

779
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,920
Whether I needed something going on.

780
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:28,980
Then there was people complaining.

781
01:11:29,120 --> 01:11:30,860
There was people complaining to me then.

782
01:11:31,100 --> 01:11:32,960
Saying, oh, the mods are power thripping.

783
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,620
And I was saying, what the fuck are you on about?

784
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:35,520
Never even happened.

785
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:40,260
You need to pick up the pieces here to put into the wall to open the door.

786
01:11:42,120 --> 01:11:43,500
Yeah, I don't think it was the...

787
01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:45,320
You're getting that wrong.

788
01:11:45,380 --> 01:11:46,720
You're remembering it wrong, Tom.

789
01:11:46,780 --> 01:11:49,340
It was definitely people complaining.

790
01:11:49,580 --> 01:11:52,300
I think some jealousy seems to seep it.

791
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:53,960
That's what I've noticed from the past.

792
01:11:55,000 --> 01:11:58,020
If people become mods, then people get jealous going.

793
01:11:58,140 --> 01:11:58,760
That's not right.

794
01:11:58,840 --> 01:11:59,600
They shouldn't be a mod.

795
01:12:00,160 --> 01:12:01,080
So it's...

796
01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:01,800
You can't...

797
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:02,700
You can't win.

798
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:03,880
You know?

799
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,220
You really can't win.

800
01:12:05,560 --> 01:12:09,900
And then if you don't have mods, then people might be, like, getting fucking put off.

801
01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,560
Because there might be people being fucking...

802
01:12:12,700 --> 01:12:14,500
I don't know, saying all sorts of shite as well.

803
01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:15,440
It's...

804
01:12:15,440 --> 01:12:16,900
It's fucking Catch-22.

805
01:12:17,260 --> 01:12:18,500
Where is this other piece?

806
01:12:20,200 --> 01:12:20,900
Not sure.

807
01:12:21,400 --> 01:12:21,800
Somewhere.

808
01:12:21,980 --> 01:12:23,720
Maybe on this fucking shelf over there here.

809
01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:32,140
Basket by the fire, says Will.

810
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:37,580
Micro Sex Bot Chatter.

811
01:12:37,700 --> 01:12:38,620
Thank you very much there.

812
01:12:38,900 --> 01:12:40,080
Basket by the fire.

813
01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,100
Basket by the fire.

814
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:42,740
Oh, there we go.

815
01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:44,500
Well, I don't think...

816
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:44,780
That's...

817
01:12:44,780 --> 01:12:46,180
That's thanks, Will, for telling me.

818
01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,740
But it's obviously a chamber pot, Will.

819
01:12:49,400 --> 01:12:50,560
It's definitely not a basket.

820
01:12:51,900 --> 01:12:53,020
I mean, is that a...

821
01:12:53,020 --> 01:12:54,180
Basket would be wicker.

822
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:56,820
Or made of wood or something.

823
01:12:57,280 --> 01:12:58,800
But look, Will, we won't quibble.

824
01:12:59,060 --> 01:13:00,980
All we'll say is thanks very much anyway.

825
01:13:04,520 --> 01:13:04,920
Yeah.

826
01:13:04,920 --> 01:13:08,160
I'm actually just gonna be quite sincere in saying thank you.

827
01:13:09,760 --> 01:13:12,640
Because Francis is fucking it up by being a bollocks.

828
01:13:13,260 --> 01:13:13,340
And...

829
01:13:13,340 --> 01:13:13,920
And...

830
01:13:13,920 --> 01:13:17,160
Just quibbling and bloody cribbing.

831
01:13:17,420 --> 01:13:19,940
Now, you need to put a red shield up top.

832
01:13:21,540 --> 01:13:22,220
Good man.

833
01:13:22,420 --> 01:13:24,040
You need a red helmet.

834
01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:27,420
At the left hand side.

835
01:13:28,180 --> 01:13:29,100
That's the wrong piece.

836
01:13:30,420 --> 01:13:32,380
We're looking for that red helmet.

837
01:13:32,540 --> 01:13:33,500
It's over here.

838
01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,280
There we go.

839
01:13:36,340 --> 01:13:37,560
We put that there.

840
01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:39,160
We switch that around.

841
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:40,700
To that.

842
01:13:41,780 --> 01:13:44,380
And maybe we switch those bodies around like that.

843
01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:49,440
Confirm, is it?

844
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:49,760
Huh?

845
01:13:49,760 --> 01:13:50,380
Huh?

846
01:13:50,380 --> 01:13:51,420
Huh?

847
01:13:55,040 --> 01:13:56,300
How come that's not working?

848
01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:56,560
Huh?

849
01:13:58,180 --> 01:13:59,760
Maybe I had it right the first time.

850
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:06,080
Why is that not...

851
01:14:06,080 --> 01:14:07,100
Top one is wrong.

852
01:14:07,660 --> 01:14:07,880
Oh.

853
01:14:08,160 --> 01:14:08,460
Huh?

854
01:14:08,940 --> 01:14:09,340
Oh.

855
01:14:09,660 --> 01:14:09,940
Yeah.

856
01:14:10,380 --> 01:14:10,780
Yeah.

857
01:14:11,340 --> 01:14:12,840
It's a square, not an octagon.

858
01:14:14,700 --> 01:14:15,140
It's a...

859
01:14:15,140 --> 01:14:17,180
Sexagon, is it?

860
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:19,400
Sexagon.

861
01:14:20,840 --> 01:14:22,440
I think it's hexagon.

862
01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:24,300
It's a six-sided one, isn't it?

863
01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:26,720
It's...

864
01:14:26,720 --> 01:14:29,340
I don't think sexagonal is a word, is it?

865
01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:30,580
Sceptagon.

866
01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:36,880
Oh, you've fucked it up.

867
01:14:36,900 --> 01:14:37,520
You've ghosted.

868
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:40,920
You've ghosted.

869
01:14:42,540 --> 01:14:44,760
Ah, you've well and truly ghosted this.

870
01:14:44,860 --> 01:14:45,280
Have a look.

871
01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:57,340
All right.

872
01:14:57,480 --> 01:14:57,920
So now...

873
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:58,240
Yeah, yeah.

874
01:14:58,240 --> 01:14:59,360
I think you've got that right now.

875
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:00,840
No, you haven't.

876
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:01,440
You need a helmet.

877
01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:02,380
You need the red helmet.

878
01:15:03,060 --> 01:15:05,240
You need the red helmet in a sexagon.

879
01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,000
On the left.

880
01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:10,720
Anaconda G.

881
01:15:11,500 --> 01:15:14,740
Thank you, Anaconda, for the 420.

882
01:15:14,740 --> 01:15:15,820
It's a hexagon.

883
01:15:15,940 --> 01:15:17,660
It's a red helmet in a sexagon.

884
01:15:18,560 --> 01:15:20,560
So where are we getting the fucking red helmet from, lads?

885
01:15:26,240 --> 01:15:27,500
This is truly demonic.

886
01:15:28,600 --> 01:15:29,420
Let's see here now.

887
01:15:31,160 --> 01:15:31,900
There we go.

888
01:15:32,200 --> 01:15:32,620
Right.

889
01:15:33,660 --> 01:15:34,060
Right.

890
01:15:34,220 --> 01:15:35,380
Yeah, that's definitely right.

891
01:15:35,580 --> 01:15:36,520
We switched that one around.

892
01:15:37,440 --> 01:15:38,320
That's definitely right.

893
01:15:39,280 --> 01:15:40,340
That's definitely right.

894
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:41,940
Well done.

895
01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:42,460
Fair play.

896
01:15:42,620 --> 01:15:43,960
Thanks very much, Anaconda G.

897
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:47,340
That lovely, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful tip.

898
01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:53,040
It's really rocking our world.

899
01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:54,240
Need to find Ashley.

900
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:56,260
A rat there.

901
01:15:56,340 --> 01:15:57,700
We can fucking maybe kill that.

902
01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:00,660
And is there another rat we can...

903
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:03,580
Captain Sack, thanks very much for that.

904
01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,940
I hope you're getting on well there.

905
01:16:06,500 --> 01:16:07,540
Thank you very much.

906
01:16:08,620 --> 01:16:10,540
The lovely bit of pace is right there.

907
01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:12,260
There's two boys in the chat.

908
01:16:12,340 --> 01:16:13,260
The lovely bit of pace.

909
01:16:13,360 --> 01:16:13,860
And here we go.

910
01:16:13,940 --> 01:16:14,800
We've illuminated us.

911
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:20,240
Another situation where we can really crank up suspense in the ambient atmosphere here.

912
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:30,240
*laughter*

913
01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:42,240
Hear the signal echo through the mountains. Rocks become gravel and the castle walls crumble.

914
01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:49,240
Horseshoe Harry, thanks for the tip. Behold the crimson shade of the night sky.

915
01:16:49,240 --> 01:17:00,240
A river of tainted blood befouls the sea. Sacrifice your life in the blood of your enemy.

916
01:17:00,240 --> 01:17:05,240
Atopioration sins!

917
01:17:05,240 --> 01:17:16,240
You last it there at the end. You last me anyways. You overcooked it. You overdid it. You didn't need to. You fucking ate the scenery at the end of it.

918
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:25,240
Tell ya. This lad was a- eating scenery. He ended up with no shoes on. And a bunch of fucking worms coming out of his neck.

919
01:17:25,240 --> 01:17:34,240
Okyok, thanks very much for that. If you're getting on well. It's a lovely room anyway. It's a lovely fire. So many logs. Work has been done out in the fucking mainstay.

920
01:17:34,240 --> 01:17:45,240
Outside the castle in the village. All those ganados that we killed. This is the work that we're doing. Remember we've seen them with axes chopping wood and the like and all that kind of stuff.

921
01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:56,240
And look at the tapestries as well. Have to say to them. They've really done a great job with the place. And they've made it look fantastic.

922
01:17:56,240 --> 01:18:05,240
They could have a wedding here or something. They should do weddings on the side. Camp Zombie. Thanks very much. Fresh Prince. Fresh Price of Bel-End. Thank you very much.

923
01:18:05,240 --> 01:18:14,240
And they would have a great side hustle income from putting on weddings and all sorts inside this castle.

924
01:18:14,240 --> 01:18:32,240
And I for one would be down to provide some sort of entertainment or anything like that if they wanted. If they wanted to get in touch. Not sure if you're watching me as I roam around your castle at the moment castle people of the world of the game. But I am available and I'm ready to rock.

925
01:18:34,240 --> 01:18:51,240
Yeah. And I do buses as well. If you're watching their castle if you need. Watch out. Watch out. Watch out.

926
01:18:51,240 --> 01:19:03,240
Yeah Tom does buses. And I do a fair bit of killing as well. Bit of pesh control. Eh? I can sing. I can dance. Or I can also fucking prance. With the guns out.

927
01:19:03,240 --> 01:19:20,240
I am not fucking afraid of getting hands dirty. I'm getting deep down and dirty. Digging a few fucking holes. And burying a few fucking secrets. You know? If that's what you need doing in the castle. Because it seems like there's a lot of people that need to be dispatched down here in this particular place.

928
01:19:22,240 --> 01:19:29,240
This guy here. He's a lovely little situation in and of himself. Let's tune up the stuff if we can man.

929
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:37,240
Have we got a duel for the f... We're one duel away from the red dot. Which I'm just being...

930
01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:39,240
...banging on about.

931
01:19:41,240 --> 01:19:44,240
Anything I should actually pick up here, eh... While I'm here.

932
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:48,240
Fox in London.

933
01:19:56,240 --> 01:19:59,240
Do a few of these. Maybe I'll sell him that black bass.

934
01:19:59,240 --> 01:20:04,240
Welcome. Got some rare things on sale, stranger.

935
01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:14,240
Thanks. We'll sell you the dungeon key. The brass pocket watch. The gold bangle. We'll sell you the gold bar. Thank you very much, Resident Evil Knievel. Very, very kind of ya.

936
01:20:16,240 --> 01:20:27,240
We'll sell you the vintage compass. We'll give you men... We'll throw Mendez's false eye into the mixer. We'll give you a velvet blue for your troubles. And we'll tell you what... We'll... We'll... We'll... We'll...

937
01:20:27,240 --> 01:20:32,240
... throw in a viper as well, just to be sound. And... Just because you're a good man...

938
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:40,640
We don't want to see you go hungry. How about this for yourself for your supper a lovely big beautiful black bass?

939
01:20:41,860 --> 01:20:43,860
How about that?

940
01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:47,000
No problemo. I hope you're getting on well.

941
01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:56,420
And the Viper hunter Viper hunter I didn't we replay that time can we Tom?

942
01:20:56,420 --> 01:21:22,420
Yeah, it's it's we should have freeze framed it but collectors edition for the stream Viper hunter spinal for party Bob. Thanks very much for the trip that Freddy Durscht is after you. He's hungry and stuff. Great stuff. We can move on a pace now I believe we see Miguel de Higuain now.

943
01:21:24,420 --> 01:21:27,420
There was no need for that but we did it anyway.

944
01:21:29,420 --> 01:21:31,420
Booyah Kasha. Thank you very much for the tip there.

945
01:21:34,420 --> 01:21:41,420
Oh. Sensuosity. Such sensuosity has never been relinquished by a human.

946
01:21:43,420 --> 01:21:47,420
Good night. God bless. We'll see you in the morning when it's brighter.

947
01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:51,420
Hot Jadj. Thank you very much for the tip. Does he sell 99s?

948
01:21:52,420 --> 01:21:56,420
He doesn't the merchant I'm afraid. Ice cream is not within his remit.

949
01:21:58,420 --> 01:22:01,420
Although he might fucking start doing his own knockoff stuff.

950
01:22:02,420 --> 01:22:04,420
Seems as though Viper's Isis. Thanks very much.

951
01:22:06,420 --> 01:22:07,420
And Hot Jadj. Thank you very much.

952
01:22:11,420 --> 01:22:15,420
Seems as though the prices of stuff in the fucking supermarkets is going sky high.

953
01:22:15,420 --> 01:22:32,420
It really is. The cost of living is going right up day by day. And it would probably be in the best interest of the merchant to start up his own little side hustle business.

954
01:22:32,420 --> 01:22:33,420
Hello stranger.

955
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:37,420
Selling ice creams and treats. Tasty treats. And maybe even fags.

956
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:45,420
Maybe even get some knockoff fags. Because the country is apparently flooded with them. He could get his own.

957
01:22:45,420 --> 01:22:53,420
Pickled onion. Thank you very much. What's going on here by the way? I mean I'm trying to...

958
01:22:54,420 --> 01:22:55,420
I thought for a...

959
01:22:55,420 --> 01:23:00,420
Is there something I'm not doing or do I need to... Oh I need to shoot the ball here.

960
01:23:00,420 --> 01:23:04,420
Leading the charge. Thank you very much.

961
01:23:05,420 --> 01:23:08,420
And a pickled onion said he's got a groupon going for the hotel.

962
01:23:09,420 --> 01:23:10,420
DM if interested.

963
01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,420
Look it's... It's out there.

964
01:23:13,420 --> 01:23:15,420
As an idea it is out there.

965
01:23:18,420 --> 01:23:20,420
Thank you very much there. Obsessed with swimming.

966
01:23:21,420 --> 01:23:27,420
I think it's a case of a flashbang and then a real fucking wallop steed.

967
01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:31,420
With the shotgun.

968
01:23:31,420 --> 01:23:33,420
Don't like ways... No it's a flashbang.

969
01:23:33,420 --> 01:23:36,420
It's a flashbang and then a red 9 scenario.

970
01:23:36,420 --> 01:23:38,420
Let's call it what it is.

971
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:49,420
What about that huh?

972
01:23:49,420 --> 01:23:50,420
What about this?

973
01:23:51,420 --> 01:23:52,420
See you later.

974
01:23:53,420 --> 01:23:54,420
Boom shakalak.

975
01:23:55,420 --> 01:23:56,420
Fuck.

976
01:23:56,420 --> 01:23:57,420
We're getting fucking ran now.

977
01:23:57,420 --> 01:23:58,420
We're getting ran.

978
01:23:59,420 --> 01:24:01,420
Keep your head on your shoulders.

979
01:24:01,420 --> 01:24:03,420
These guys they're fast enough.

980
01:24:04,420 --> 01:24:05,420
Even though they've got dirty old feet.

981
01:24:06,420 --> 01:24:07,420
No shoes on.

982
01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:09,420
Haha look at that man.

983
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:10,420
Absolutely creeled by a...

984
01:24:11,420 --> 01:24:12,420
By a fucking spider.

985
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:15,420
Fuck.

986
01:24:15,420 --> 01:24:16,420
He's fucking doing ya.

987
01:24:17,420 --> 01:24:20,420
Maybe we'll let the...

988
01:24:21,420 --> 01:24:22,420
Oh that was a double take.

989
01:24:23,420 --> 01:24:24,420
If ever there was one.

990
01:24:24,420 --> 01:24:25,420
Those guys are absolutely scummy.

991
01:24:26,420 --> 01:24:27,420
Those fucking spiders.

992
01:24:27,420 --> 01:24:28,420
They come at you...

993
01:24:28,420 --> 01:24:30,420
At a razor's pace.

994
01:24:31,420 --> 01:24:32,420
They don't...

995
01:24:33,420 --> 01:24:34,420
Stick around for no man or beast.

996
01:24:35,420 --> 01:24:36,420
Liam Rogers 420.

997
01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:37,420
Thanks very much.

998
01:24:37,420 --> 01:24:38,420
And I want to say thanks very much as well.

999
01:24:39,420 --> 01:24:41,420
For all the fucking information that you do be...

1000
01:24:42,420 --> 01:24:43,420
Imparting.

1001
01:24:44,420 --> 01:24:45,420
I'm gonna call it information.

1002
01:24:45,420 --> 01:24:46,420
Tom what are you gonna call it?

1003
01:24:47,420 --> 01:24:48,420
Nothing short of wisdom.

1004
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:50,420
Liam Rogers.

1005
01:24:51,420 --> 01:24:52,420
Self and Aaron Flood.

1006
01:24:53,420 --> 01:24:54,420
Pure fucking...

1007
01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:56,420
Soothsayers.

1008
01:24:56,420 --> 01:24:57,420
Of what's up ahead.

1009
01:24:57,420 --> 01:24:58,420
Of what.

1010
01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:00,420
What's cooking here man.

1011
01:25:00,420 --> 01:25:02,420
What's fucking cooking here.

1012
01:25:03,420 --> 01:25:04,420
You were saying?

1013
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:06,420
And what's behind as well.

1014
01:25:06,420 --> 01:25:07,420
Cause sometimes.

1015
01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:08,420
They'll be telling ya.

1016
01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:09,420
You know.

1017
01:25:09,420 --> 01:25:11,420
Something's gonna happen to ya here.

1018
01:25:11,420 --> 01:25:12,420
Or something behind.

1019
01:25:12,420 --> 01:25:13,420
Make sure go back and do this.

1020
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:14,420
You forgot to do that.

1021
01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:15,420
So go back and do this.

1022
01:25:16,420 --> 01:25:18,420
There's been a few situations like that.

1023
01:25:19,420 --> 01:25:20,420
A few hairy scenarios.

1024
01:25:21,420 --> 01:25:22,420
We've managed to get out of.

1025
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:24,420
Into the vise.

1026
01:25:26,420 --> 01:25:27,420
And I can see here now.

1027
01:25:27,420 --> 01:25:30,420
That lad's getting absolutely fucking done in.

1028
01:25:31,420 --> 01:25:34,420
Liam saying you can't stick a red dot on the red nine.

1029
01:25:35,420 --> 01:25:39,420
Any chance of some tactical dump valves when the opportunity arises.

1030
01:25:39,420 --> 01:25:39,420
Liam.

1031
01:25:40,420 --> 01:25:40,420
Thanks for the tip.

1032
01:25:41,420 --> 01:25:42,420
That's a heartbreaker.

1033
01:25:43,420 --> 01:25:44,420
I don't know what I'm gonna fucking stick that on.

1034
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:45,420
I have a punisher in the storage.

1035
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:47,420
I have a punisher in the storage actually.

1036
01:25:48,420 --> 01:25:50,420
I believe you can rank that fucking thing up.

1037
01:25:51,420 --> 01:25:53,420
And stick on a stock which fires.

1038
01:25:56,420 --> 01:25:57,420
Three round burst.

1039
01:25:57,420 --> 01:25:59,420
I'm not sure whether or not the microphone took that.

1040
01:26:00,420 --> 01:26:01,420
Because it filters out.

1041
01:26:02,420 --> 01:26:03,420
Non vocal noises.

1042
01:26:04,420 --> 01:26:04,420
But um.

1043
01:26:05,420 --> 01:26:07,420
See if I can put that on to clean there.

1044
01:26:12,420 --> 01:26:13,420
One click.

1045
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:14,420
Three bullets.

1046
01:26:14,420 --> 01:26:15,420
That's what that does.

1047
01:26:15,420 --> 01:26:18,420
So maybe it's worth ranking that fucking thing up.

1048
01:26:18,420 --> 01:26:18,420
But.

1049
01:26:19,420 --> 01:26:21,420
I'm not bothered doing an Ian ranking scenario.

1050
01:26:22,420 --> 01:26:24,420
I just wanted to plow through.

1051
01:26:24,420 --> 01:26:25,420
And you know what.

1052
01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:26,420
Quite.

1053
01:26:26,420 --> 01:26:27,420
It's enjoyable enough.

1054
01:26:28,420 --> 01:26:30,420
Utilizing the red nine.

1055
01:26:30,420 --> 01:26:31,420
One bullet at a time.

1056
01:26:32,420 --> 01:26:35,420
And really laying siege to some of these fucking assholes.

1057
01:26:36,420 --> 01:26:38,420
In a slow methodical way.

1058
01:26:39,420 --> 01:26:40,420
That is also fast as well.

1059
01:26:40,420 --> 01:26:41,420
Because we're racing through this.

1060
01:26:41,420 --> 01:26:42,420
I'm talking to you.

1061
01:26:42,420 --> 01:26:43,420
I'll just keep going.

1062
01:26:44,420 --> 01:26:45,420
Thanks for the tip basically.

1063
01:26:45,420 --> 01:26:47,420
It was the longest way of saying thanks for the tip.

1064
01:26:49,420 --> 01:26:50,420
The red nine is solid.

1065
01:26:50,420 --> 01:26:51,420
Indeed.

1066
01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:52,420
Oh.

1067
01:26:52,420 --> 01:26:53,420
What about that huh?

1068
01:26:53,420 --> 01:26:54,420
What about that?

1069
01:26:54,420 --> 01:26:55,420
Oh my god.

1070
01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:59,420
Just when you thought it couldn't get any fucking worse.

1071
01:26:59,420 --> 01:27:00,420
It got worse.

1072
01:27:01,420 --> 01:27:02,420
And look at that.

1073
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:02,420
He was eating the bullets.

1074
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:02,420
Like a bowl of bullet potage in the morning.

1075
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:02,420
Bulletproof coffee.

1076
01:27:02,420 --> 01:27:03,420
I'm wide awake.

1077
01:27:03,420 --> 01:27:04,420
And I'm ready to kill.

1078
01:27:04,420 --> 01:27:05,420
Thanks Tom.

1079
01:27:05,420 --> 01:27:06,420
For the absolutely.

1080
01:27:06,420 --> 01:27:07,420
ball blisting.

1081
01:27:07,420 --> 01:27:08,420
ball blisting.

1082
01:27:08,420 --> 01:27:10,080
Look at that. He was eating the bullets.

1083
01:27:10,340 --> 01:27:12,220
Like a bowl of bullet porridge in the morning.

1084
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:13,580
Bulletproof coffee.

1085
01:27:14,260 --> 01:27:16,300
I'm wide awake and I'm ready to kill.

1086
01:27:20,260 --> 01:27:21,080
Thanks, Tom.

1087
01:27:21,700 --> 01:27:24,740
For the absolutely ball-blisting.

1088
01:27:25,780 --> 01:27:27,560
Ball-blistingly.

1089
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:33,300
Ball-blisteringly beautiful information impartation there.

1090
01:27:33,880 --> 01:27:35,500
The lad with the chainsaw.

1091
01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:39,460
Thank you very, very much for your beautiful and gorgeous tip.

1092
01:27:40,760 --> 01:27:44,600
It's nights like these and tips like that that really make life worth living.

1093
01:27:44,740 --> 01:27:46,620
And also Debbie Alley as well.

1094
01:27:46,740 --> 01:27:49,500
I hope you're fucking getting on well and having an absolute blast.

1095
01:27:50,320 --> 01:27:53,040
Because I tell you what, we're having a great time as well.

1096
01:27:53,140 --> 01:27:54,800
We're just fucking arsing around though.

1097
01:27:54,860 --> 01:27:56,380
We're not going fast enough. That's the problem.

1098
01:27:57,340 --> 01:27:58,980
If I do that there...

1099
01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,420
I don't know what I'm fucking doing here.

1100
01:28:01,420 --> 01:28:05,960
I think you need to...

1101
01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:06,760
Yeah, you did that.

1102
01:28:06,800 --> 01:28:07,380
You opened that.

1103
01:28:07,460 --> 01:28:09,140
Then you go down stairs.

1104
01:28:09,800 --> 01:28:11,960
And then you go through a door that was opened.

1105
01:28:12,540 --> 01:28:13,940
That you didn't have open before.

1106
01:28:14,040 --> 01:28:14,520
Do you know what I mean?

1107
01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:18,600
Well, I don't know what you mean, Tom.

1108
01:28:18,640 --> 01:28:19,160
Because look.

1109
01:28:19,960 --> 01:28:20,980
Mr. Nice Bry.

1110
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:21,700
Thank you very much.

1111
01:28:22,420 --> 01:28:24,500
If I open that, that closes us.

1112
01:28:24,940 --> 01:28:26,300
Alright, so you go down the ladder.

1113
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:26,720
I get you.

1114
01:28:26,780 --> 01:28:27,100
I get you.

1115
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:27,460
I get you.

1116
01:28:27,520 --> 01:28:27,840
I get you.

1117
01:28:27,900 --> 01:28:28,220
I get you.

1118
01:28:28,280 --> 01:28:28,600
I get you.

1119
01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:28,900
I get you.

1120
01:28:28,940 --> 01:28:32,340
I mean, I have played this before, but it does get a little bit confusing at times.

1121
01:28:32,800 --> 01:28:33,600
And then...

1122
01:28:33,600 --> 01:28:40,420
This part in particular has a load of side rooms and shite that you do forget about.

1123
01:28:41,360 --> 01:28:43,340
It's labyrinthian and its composition.

1124
01:28:44,200 --> 01:28:47,520
In its execution, nothing short of puzzling.

1125
01:28:48,160 --> 01:28:50,400
And you'd want to watch out here as well.

1126
01:28:50,460 --> 01:28:53,180
There's going to be another situation with a few fucking scythe seals.

1127
01:28:57,400 --> 01:29:00,440
That's the end of the road for old death.

1128
01:29:01,240 --> 01:29:01,880
Over there.

1129
01:29:02,980 --> 01:29:03,820
It's death.

1130
01:29:04,000 --> 01:29:05,680
It's time death met death.

1131
01:29:06,520 --> 01:29:06,780
You know?

1132
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,480
Who comes for the Grim Reaper?

1133
01:29:10,020 --> 01:29:14,920
We never actually see who's behind that little state of affairs.

1134
01:29:15,060 --> 01:29:17,360
Does the Grim Reaper even die in reality?

1135
01:29:18,500 --> 01:29:20,260
Does the Grim Reaper even exist?

1136
01:29:20,960 --> 01:29:21,260
You know?

1137
01:29:22,240 --> 01:29:23,020
Do we exist?

1138
01:29:23,620 --> 01:29:23,880
You know?

1139
01:29:24,920 --> 01:29:28,000
There's a lot of open-endedness to the discourse.

1140
01:29:28,760 --> 01:29:30,420
We won't get bogged down on it.

1141
01:29:31,080 --> 01:29:32,500
Because it's a load of old baloney.

1142
01:29:32,600 --> 01:29:36,420
It's like who made the world, though.

1143
01:29:36,500 --> 01:29:36,720
You know?

1144
01:29:36,780 --> 01:29:37,680
If there was a big bang.

1145
01:29:38,600 --> 01:29:40,260
Yeah, if we can see...

1146
01:29:40,260 --> 01:29:40,820
Oh, fuck.

1147
01:29:42,060 --> 01:29:44,540
If we're smart enough to realize...

1148
01:29:44,540 --> 01:29:45,380
That there was a...

1149
01:29:45,380 --> 01:29:46,280
Oh, God.

1150
01:29:46,280 --> 01:29:48,520
That there was a big bang.

1151
01:29:50,520 --> 01:29:50,940
Yeah, that's...

1152
01:29:50,940 --> 01:29:52,780
And something can come from nothing, you know?

1153
01:29:54,780 --> 01:29:55,460
Fuck you.

1154
01:29:57,200 --> 01:29:59,860
Then who created something from nothing?

1155
01:29:59,860 --> 01:30:02,820
Who created the nothing which that something existed in?

1156
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:04,400
But then again...

1157
01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:04,900
But then again...

1158
01:30:04,900 --> 01:30:06,600
Need there be a creator?

1159
01:30:07,380 --> 01:30:07,720
Do you know?

1160
01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:09,560
How did it all happen?

1161
01:30:10,820 --> 01:30:12,060
Can't be written off?

1162
01:30:12,060 --> 01:30:12,620
Even...

1163
01:30:12,620 --> 01:30:12,640
Even...

1164
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:15,440
Fucking Stephen Hawkins and all the...

1165
01:30:15,440 --> 01:30:16,540
All the smart lads.

1166
01:30:17,820 --> 01:30:19,100
They don't even know...

1167
01:30:19,100 --> 01:30:22,680
They concede that there is no knowledge of what the hell happened before it.

1168
01:30:23,360 --> 01:30:24,540
What a fucking mystery.

1169
01:30:25,280 --> 01:30:25,960
It all is.

1170
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:27,180
You know?

1171
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:28,380
And we...

1172
01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:31,460
If you ponder it too long, it's just...

1173
01:30:31,460 --> 01:30:32,740
There's no answer to it.

1174
01:30:32,780 --> 01:30:33,440
So, uh...

1175
01:30:33,440 --> 01:30:35,380
Maybe we fill our time...

1176
01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:36,880
Running through castles...

1177
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:37,380
Killing demons...

1178
01:30:38,260 --> 01:30:39,380
Doing all sorts of fetch quests...

1179
01:30:39,960 --> 01:30:41,380
In order to just distract ourselves...

1180
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:44,120
From the knowledge that we don't even know...

1181
01:30:44,120 --> 01:30:45,820
What really the fuck is going on.

1182
01:30:46,080 --> 01:30:46,380
Tom?

1183
01:30:47,340 --> 01:30:48,360
We really don't.

1184
01:30:48,460 --> 01:30:49,380
It's, uh...

1185
01:30:50,040 --> 01:30:50,880
You know, if you...

1186
01:30:50,880 --> 01:30:52,380
If you really got into it...

1187
01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,080
It could get scary.

1188
01:30:54,080 --> 01:30:54,480
Because...

1189
01:30:55,120 --> 01:30:58,100
It's so fucking weird and bizarre.

1190
01:30:58,540 --> 01:30:58,840
Do you know?

1191
01:30:59,720 --> 01:31:00,900
And, uh...

1192
01:31:00,900 --> 01:31:02,000
But thinking this election...

1193
01:31:02,000 --> 01:31:03,360
I was saying down to Johnny up the bell...

1194
01:31:03,360 --> 01:31:04,620
Like, you know, we...

1195
01:31:04,620 --> 01:31:06,180
The first fucking...

1196
01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:07,680
30...

1197
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:09,540
I'd say 20 years of life...

1198
01:31:09,540 --> 01:31:10,620
Is just like...

1199
01:31:10,620 --> 01:31:11,620
Mental...

1200
01:31:12,380 --> 01:31:13,020
Stuff...

1201
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:13,580
Going on.

1202
01:31:14,380 --> 01:31:16,220
You're not arsed really about what's going on.

1203
01:31:16,300 --> 01:31:16,700
But...

1204
01:31:17,380 --> 01:31:20,040
The more the years take away...

1205
01:31:20,040 --> 01:31:21,660
And the time passes...

1206
01:31:21,660 --> 01:31:22,020
It...

1207
01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:22,620
It's even...

1208
01:31:22,620 --> 01:31:24,140
It's actually even more confusing.

1209
01:31:24,740 --> 01:31:26,200
You know, because you start to wonder...

1210
01:31:26,200 --> 01:31:27,340
What the fuck is going on?

1211
01:31:27,400 --> 01:31:28,580
And where is it all happening?

1212
01:31:28,660 --> 01:31:29,600
And why has it happened?

1213
01:31:29,700 --> 01:31:30,560
And how did it happen?

1214
01:31:31,100 --> 01:31:32,040
And where did it begin?

1215
01:31:34,660 --> 01:31:35,020
Uh...

1216
01:31:35,020 --> 01:31:37,020
Gary, do you want to weigh in on this fucking...

1217
01:31:37,020 --> 01:31:38,820
Existential debate of mentalness?

1218
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:45,260
Oh, absolutely unbelievable discourse...

1219
01:31:45,260 --> 01:31:48,560
Surrounding existential being and nothingness.

1220
01:31:48,560 --> 01:31:49,860
What more can I say?

1221
01:31:50,360 --> 01:31:52,440
Started the season really well...

1222
01:31:52,440 --> 01:31:54,080
In terms of you've got life...

1223
01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,120
As a game of football.

1224
01:31:55,240 --> 01:31:55,980
90 minutes.

1225
01:31:56,620 --> 01:31:57,880
Starts off really well.

1226
01:31:57,940 --> 01:31:58,460
You're attacking.

1227
01:31:59,340 --> 01:32:01,600
You're going at it full force.

1228
01:32:01,700 --> 01:32:02,260
Full throttle.

1229
01:32:02,900 --> 01:32:03,940
Then...

1230
01:32:03,940 --> 01:32:05,400
It's starting to get past half time...

1231
01:32:05,400 --> 01:32:07,760
And you're actually still nil-nil...

1232
01:32:07,760 --> 01:32:09,000
At like 70 minutes.

1233
01:32:09,220 --> 01:32:10,240
And you're wondering...

1234
01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:11,060
What's it all about?

1235
01:32:11,580 --> 01:32:12,560
Where's it all going?

1236
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:15,100
Quite like what you're doing now in the game.

1237
01:32:15,200 --> 01:32:16,120
You actually don't know where you're going.

1238
01:32:16,160 --> 01:32:17,520
You're running around like a blue-ass fly.

1239
01:32:17,600 --> 01:32:19,340
You don't actually know where you're meant to be.

1240
01:32:19,880 --> 01:32:21,240
But I gotta say...

1241
01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,400
This moment in time...

1242
01:32:22,400 --> 01:32:24,200
I just don't know.

1243
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:26,640
I just don't know.

1244
01:32:30,200 --> 01:32:30,920
Cheers, guys.

1245
01:32:31,080 --> 01:32:32,540
I believe we were doing well...

1246
01:32:32,540 --> 01:32:34,500
And we fell through a fucking hole...

1247
01:32:34,500 --> 01:32:36,300
In the sky.

1248
01:32:36,460 --> 01:32:39,140
Thanks very much there, Dalad with the chainsaw.

1249
01:32:39,220 --> 01:32:40,240
I hope you're getting on well.

1250
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:42,240
See, I've been married three times.

1251
01:32:43,100 --> 01:32:44,560
Hopefully you're getting on well...

1252
01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:45,420
Marriage number three.

1253
01:32:45,600 --> 01:32:47,120
And look, if it makes you happy...

1254
01:32:47,120 --> 01:32:48,180
That's what you gotta do.

1255
01:32:48,320 --> 01:32:48,580
Tom.

1256
01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:51,080
You really do.

1257
01:32:51,260 --> 01:32:52,000
You really do.

1258
01:32:52,040 --> 01:32:53,540
I know a fellow who's been married...

1259
01:32:53,540 --> 01:32:55,300
27 times, would you believe?

1260
01:32:56,000 --> 01:32:57,360
Are you fucking serious?

1261
01:32:58,720 --> 01:32:59,760
Absolutely serious.

1262
01:33:00,120 --> 01:33:02,820
And he's not well, really.

1263
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:04,000
He's out of sorts.

1264
01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:05,840
Yeah.

1265
01:33:06,000 --> 01:33:07,100
I won't ask anymore.

1266
01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,660
It sounds a bit sad, to be honest.

1267
01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:10,320
Yeah.

1268
01:33:10,640 --> 01:33:12,200
It's the wife I feel sorry for.

1269
01:33:14,620 --> 01:33:15,020
Right.

1270
01:33:15,160 --> 01:33:16,220
Well, what did that do anyway?

1271
01:33:16,260 --> 01:33:16,740
We opened that.

1272
01:33:16,780 --> 01:33:17,240
That's great.

1273
01:33:17,380 --> 01:33:17,940
Now...

1274
01:33:17,940 --> 01:33:18,460
Ah, I see.

1275
01:33:18,560 --> 01:33:20,060
We managed to find a way up.

1276
01:33:20,060 --> 01:33:21,220
Yeah, we went up.

1277
01:33:21,680 --> 01:33:22,440
It went well.

1278
01:33:22,980 --> 01:33:25,560
And then we fucked it up by falling through a hole in the floor.

1279
01:33:32,980 --> 01:33:33,380
So...

1280
01:33:33,380 --> 01:33:34,080
Hang on.

1281
01:33:34,280 --> 01:33:35,280
We need to go through there.

1282
01:33:39,080 --> 01:33:39,960
Rice on a bike.

1283
01:33:39,960 --> 01:33:39,960
Rice on a bike.

1284
01:33:42,460 --> 01:33:43,460
Rice on...

1285
01:33:43,460 --> 01:33:44,080
Oh, here we go.

1286
01:33:47,080 --> 01:33:47,480
Oh!

1287
01:33:48,680 --> 01:33:51,320
Sorry, I'm replicating the sound of the zombie noise there.

1288
01:33:51,400 --> 01:33:52,340
That isn't...

1289
01:33:52,340 --> 01:33:53,920
Not doing anything nasty.

1290
01:33:53,920 --> 01:33:53,940
I'm not doing anything nasty.

1291
01:33:53,940 --> 01:33:53,960
I'm not doing anything nasty.

1292
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:55,100
Thanks very much there.

1293
01:33:55,200 --> 01:33:56,640
You hammered Stephen Hawking.

1294
01:33:56,640 --> 01:33:58,000
And, uh...

1295
01:33:58,000 --> 01:33:58,800
Big Arse.

1296
01:33:58,860 --> 01:33:59,540
Thank you very much.

1297
01:33:59,620 --> 01:34:00,460
The lad with the chainsaw.

1298
01:34:00,600 --> 01:34:01,780
Sister Ghost.

1299
01:34:02,220 --> 01:34:03,640
Who tipped in there...

1300
01:34:03,640 --> 01:34:03,840
Uh...

1301
01:34:03,840 --> 01:34:05,280
Five minutes ago, no less.

1302
01:34:05,800 --> 01:34:08,020
And we just kept talking...

1303
01:34:08,020 --> 01:34:09,160
As if nothing had happened.

1304
01:34:09,360 --> 01:34:09,800
Well...

1305
01:34:10,680 --> 01:34:11,140
It...

1306
01:34:11,140 --> 01:34:12,040
It wasn't like that.

1307
01:34:12,080 --> 01:34:12,760
It isn't like that.

1308
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:13,660
I'll tell you what happened.

1309
01:34:14,140 --> 01:34:15,580
We just didn't see it.

1310
01:34:15,640 --> 01:34:17,580
Probably because we were too busy talking shite.

1311
01:34:18,040 --> 01:34:19,180
But look...

1312
01:34:19,180 --> 01:34:20,340
We're good to our promise.

1313
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:20,900
Which is...

1314
01:34:20,900 --> 01:34:23,100
We always, always get round...

1315
01:34:23,100 --> 01:34:24,060
To saying thank you.

1316
01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:25,060
Don't be damned.

1317
01:34:27,440 --> 01:34:28,040
Watch out!

1318
01:34:28,700 --> 01:34:29,660
Watch the fuck out!

1319
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,040
You're on my line there.

1320
01:34:39,860 --> 01:34:40,780
Actually, you know what?

1321
01:34:40,880 --> 01:34:41,400
I'm just...

1322
01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:43,620
You can still talk to me on this line if you want.

1323
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:45,000
Can I, yeah?

1324
01:34:46,260 --> 01:34:47,040
You can, yeah?

1325
01:34:47,300 --> 01:34:48,000
What were you gonna say?

1326
01:34:48,000 --> 01:34:52,000
I fucked at the moment, Tom.

1327
01:34:52,300 --> 01:34:52,840
And I've...

1328
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:53,400
I've no herbs.

1329
01:34:53,480 --> 01:34:53,760
I don't...

1330
01:34:53,760 --> 01:34:54,320
I do.

1331
01:34:59,940 --> 01:35:00,740
That should do.

1332
01:35:00,840 --> 01:35:02,280
Let me see there now.

1333
01:35:04,120 --> 01:35:04,780
Big R says,

1334
01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:05,880
I'd like to see your arse.

1335
01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:07,320
I wonder if you...

1336
01:35:07,320 --> 01:35:08,340
No, I'm not gonna read the rest of that.

1337
01:35:08,400 --> 01:35:09,580
Thanks very much for the...

1338
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:10,760
For the tip, though.

1339
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,820
Shouldn't have even bothered reading the first bit of it.

1340
01:35:13,760 --> 01:35:15,660
Thank you very much, there, Sister Ghost.

1341
01:35:15,660 --> 01:35:17,860
And you hammered Stephen Hawking and Debbie.

1342
01:35:17,860 --> 01:35:19,540
Ali as well at, uh...

1343
01:35:19,540 --> 01:35:21,740
Liam Rogers, Resident...

1344
01:35:21,740 --> 01:35:22,200
Ben...

1345
01:35:22,200 --> 01:35:22,700
Resident...

1346
01:35:22,700 --> 01:35:23,820
Vin...

1347
01:35:23,820 --> 01:35:24,520
Diesel.

1348
01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:27,700
It's just gone seven minutes past midnight, Tom.

1349
01:35:27,740 --> 01:35:28,400
Would you believe that?

1350
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:30,280
I would believe it.

1351
01:35:30,720 --> 01:35:31,600
And furthermore,

1352
01:35:32,000 --> 01:35:33,400
I'd actually encourage it.

1353
01:35:34,620 --> 01:35:36,780
But how can you encourage time, Chirits?

1354
01:35:37,580 --> 01:35:37,700
It's...

1355
01:35:37,700 --> 01:35:38,140
It's happening.

1356
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:39,540
Without your input.

1357
01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:41,640
Or is it?

1358
01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:43,780
It's another discussion to be had.

1359
01:35:43,880 --> 01:35:44,160
Time?

1360
01:35:44,660 --> 01:35:45,660
Does it even exist?

1361
01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:47,640
It's just a concept, you know?

1362
01:35:52,900 --> 01:35:53,800
It's heavy-handed.

1363
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:56,760
And I tell you,

1364
01:35:56,800 --> 01:35:58,780
we need to have a heavy-handed response

1365
01:35:58,780 --> 01:36:00,500
lined up and ready for some of these guys

1366
01:36:00,500 --> 01:36:01,520
because they need to be reminded

1367
01:36:01,520 --> 01:36:03,960
that we can't be made fools of.

1368
01:36:04,460 --> 01:36:05,340
And that's unfortunately

1369
01:36:05,340 --> 01:36:07,080
too common an occurrence.

1370
01:36:07,720 --> 01:36:08,700
Especially in the last fucking

1371
01:36:08,700 --> 01:36:10,080
hour or two

1372
01:36:10,080 --> 01:36:10,940
that we've been streaming.

1373
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:12,340
An hour and 37 minutes now.

1374
01:36:12,420 --> 01:36:13,160
Stop looking at that.

1375
01:36:13,280 --> 01:36:13,760
Craft it.

1376
01:36:16,960 --> 01:36:18,440
It's time to get the rifle out.

1377
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:21,220
And I don't see that lightly.

1378
01:36:28,560 --> 01:36:29,620
Is he gonna sprout?

1379
01:36:31,040 --> 01:36:31,820
Is he gonna sprout?

1380
01:36:31,840 --> 01:36:32,260
He's not.

1381
01:36:32,900 --> 01:36:33,980
He doesn't even have it in him.

1382
01:36:37,500 --> 01:36:39,080
He took that bullet to the shoulder

1383
01:36:39,080 --> 01:36:40,600
like a fucking champ.

1384
01:36:46,100 --> 01:36:47,780
Some of these guys are very resilient.

1385
01:36:48,040 --> 01:36:49,200
Load up your hang on there.

1386
01:36:49,260 --> 01:36:50,320
You got a few ten bullets.

1387
01:36:50,800 --> 01:36:52,180
I'm fucking worried now

1388
01:36:52,180 --> 01:36:53,100
about what's gonna happen

1389
01:36:53,100 --> 01:36:54,120
when you come to the crunch

1390
01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:55,460
and you have no ammunition left.

1391
01:36:55,880 --> 01:36:57,120
You basically need to get out

1392
01:36:57,120 --> 01:36:58,840
of one of these gate doors, I think.

1393
01:37:01,340 --> 01:37:02,900
One of these Stephen Gatley's

1394
01:37:02,900 --> 01:37:03,480
will let you out

1395
01:37:03,480 --> 01:37:04,500
into the fucking fold.

1396
01:37:04,840 --> 01:37:05,860
You need to be on the manifold.

1397
01:37:10,120 --> 01:37:12,200
How exactly we get onto the manifold

1398
01:37:12,200 --> 01:37:13,300
is nobody's business.

1399
01:37:13,420 --> 01:37:14,480
Why don't we do this here?

1400
01:37:14,540 --> 01:37:16,080
I think if we go up these staircases,

1401
01:37:16,080 --> 01:37:17,360
these staircases here

1402
01:37:17,360 --> 01:37:17,980
will let us up.

1403
01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:20,480
And look at that there.

1404
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:22,440
In any sane reality,

1405
01:37:22,640 --> 01:37:23,940
you would have just fucking walked

1406
01:37:23,940 --> 01:37:25,520
across the little ledge in there.

1407
01:37:25,600 --> 01:37:25,680
Look.

1408
01:37:26,960 --> 01:37:28,300
It won't let you do it.

1409
01:37:28,740 --> 01:37:29,600
Absolute madness.

1410
01:37:29,780 --> 01:37:30,720
Bleeding madness.

1411
01:37:31,500 --> 01:37:32,700
Thank you very much for the tip.

1412
01:37:34,860 --> 01:37:36,080
And look at this guy.

1413
01:37:36,080 --> 01:37:37,200
Who created him?

1414
01:37:37,280 --> 01:37:38,560
And how did he get like that?

1415
01:37:38,660 --> 01:37:39,580
And why's he got...

1416
01:37:39,580 --> 01:37:41,160
Who made that little mask look?

1417
01:37:42,120 --> 01:37:43,540
See that little mask on him?

1418
01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:44,860
No, no, no.

1419
01:37:44,920 --> 01:37:47,140
Oh, I fucking photo-moded it.

1420
01:37:47,140 --> 01:37:48,460
I wanted to photo-mode the content.

1421
01:37:49,000 --> 01:37:49,960
Didn't work out for me.

1422
01:37:52,860 --> 01:37:53,840
But the aim of the game

1423
01:37:53,840 --> 01:37:54,980
is not to let that happen.

1424
01:37:56,340 --> 01:37:58,140
And to crouch down...

1425
01:37:58,140 --> 01:37:59,080
Here.

1426
01:38:01,400 --> 01:38:02,860
I think the, uh...

1427
01:38:03,420 --> 01:38:05,400
Volume needs to be turned down a touch.

1428
01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:05,980
Sorry there,

1429
01:38:06,060 --> 01:38:08,140
if that's absolutely, uh...

1430
01:38:08,140 --> 01:38:10,880
Brained your ears.

1431
01:38:16,560 --> 01:38:17,000
No.

1432
01:38:20,800 --> 01:38:22,420
Don't get fucked by the guy.

1433
01:38:22,500 --> 01:38:23,160
That's the main thing

1434
01:38:23,160 --> 01:38:24,180
we need to remember here.

1435
01:38:24,320 --> 01:38:26,480
Charles Umbrella Coronation.

1436
01:38:26,560 --> 01:38:27,320
Thank you very much.

1437
01:38:29,920 --> 01:38:31,880
Just hide behind some Rockings here.

1438
01:38:31,880 --> 01:38:39,740
This guy is a...

1439
01:38:39,740 --> 01:38:41,280
He's a nasty piece of work.

1440
01:38:41,420 --> 01:38:42,340
DPRA.

1441
01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:43,400
Thank you very much

1442
01:38:43,400 --> 01:38:45,040
for the, uh...

1443
01:38:45,040 --> 01:38:45,780
Camp Zombie.

1444
01:38:46,500 --> 01:38:46,720
Oh!

1445
01:38:56,260 --> 01:38:56,840
Oh, no.

1446
01:38:57,700 --> 01:38:58,520
Have you heard him?

1447
01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,320
He's like going...

1448
01:38:59,320 --> 01:38:59,540
Hey.

1449
01:38:59,840 --> 01:39:00,120
Hey.

1450
01:39:00,500 --> 01:39:00,780
Hey.

1451
01:39:01,020 --> 01:39:02,140
As he walks across to you.

1452
01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:04,120
Very, very sly indeed, the cunt.

1453
01:39:04,540 --> 01:39:05,400
He's coming back at me.

1454
01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:07,060
You're on my line there,

1455
01:39:07,120 --> 01:39:07,560
Izzo Cunt.

1456
01:39:07,660 --> 01:39:08,360
You need to watch out.

1457
01:39:08,420 --> 01:39:09,440
There's a barrel at the side.

1458
01:39:09,760 --> 01:39:11,240
Watch out for the flying blocks.

1459
01:39:11,360 --> 01:39:12,460
You got lucky that time.

1460
01:39:12,500 --> 01:39:13,720
You won't be so lucky again.

1461
01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:15,380
Barbara Jizz.

1462
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:16,380
Thank you very much

1463
01:39:16,380 --> 01:39:17,080
for the tip there.

1464
01:39:19,060 --> 01:39:20,460
Got very lucky there.

1465
01:39:21,600 --> 01:39:22,660
Wait for this clown

1466
01:39:22,660 --> 01:39:24,580
to make an appearance again.

1467
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:26,280
I think he's...

1468
01:39:26,280 --> 01:39:27,700
Maybe he got fucking clattered

1469
01:39:27,700 --> 01:39:28,480
by the rocks.

1470
01:39:29,020 --> 01:39:30,540
Which is great news for me,

1471
01:39:30,600 --> 01:39:31,400
if that's the truth.

1472
01:39:38,900 --> 01:39:39,460
Oh...

1473
01:39:39,460 --> 01:39:41,420
Thank you very much there, Connor P.

1474
01:39:42,080 --> 01:39:43,020
Pipped at the post

1475
01:39:43,020 --> 01:39:44,020
by Connor P.

1476
01:39:46,520 --> 01:39:48,240
Let's get another lock

1477
01:39:48,240 --> 01:39:49,680
of rifle ammunition there

1478
01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:50,480
into us.

1479
01:39:51,040 --> 01:39:52,820
Load up that sensual

1480
01:39:52,820 --> 01:39:55,140
sniper rifle deluxe package.

1481
01:39:55,860 --> 01:39:56,720
Wait for the rocks

1482
01:39:56,720 --> 01:39:58,860
to be thrown again once more

1483
01:39:58,860 --> 01:40:00,420
and away we go

1484
01:40:00,420 --> 01:40:02,080
onto the next little subsection

1485
01:40:02,080 --> 01:40:03,380
of the castle walls

1486
01:40:03,380 --> 01:40:05,580
that we're currently engaged

1487
01:40:05,580 --> 01:40:06,120
in at the moment.

1488
01:40:07,740 --> 01:40:09,160
Now, we can hear

1489
01:40:09,160 --> 01:40:10,880
some fucking scumbags.

1490
01:40:11,880 --> 01:40:13,040
Maybe we can just take

1491
01:40:13,040 --> 01:40:13,700
our time here

1492
01:40:13,700 --> 01:40:15,580
without getting rocked out of it.

1493
01:40:15,580 --> 01:40:17,820
Give me a break, oh.

1494
01:40:18,900 --> 01:40:28,360
Rock with me. Yeah, oh nice. All right. I think that's okay

1495
01:40:31,080 --> 01:40:37,820
Run run run run run fast fast fast fast fast fast fast fast watch out kill that cut

1496
01:40:39,840 --> 01:40:41,840
No, don't let him kill you

1497
01:40:44,740 --> 01:40:47,600
No, you're ghost you're fucked

1498
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:49,600
Oh

1499
01:40:55,060 --> 01:40:59,560
All that just to be clattered by a big bunch of fucking rocks at the end of it as well

1500
01:41:00,880 --> 01:41:03,540
Just desserts. I'm afraid that's what happens when you play

1501
01:41:04,560 --> 01:41:11,740
Incompetently and unfortunately that is how we played it. Unfortunately, that's not how we're gonna be playing it going forward from here on in

1502
01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:16,440
It's not gonna be like that. We don't do that here repeating mistakes big. No, no

1503
01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:23,900
We can get a lovely little photo mode on this guy and really speculate on what his situation I skipped it

1504
01:41:24,760 --> 01:41:26,760
Fucked it up again

1505
01:41:29,900 --> 01:41:35,620
Leander with the Smith the smart chest when he's walking around

1506
01:41:44,580 --> 01:41:50,200
This is gonna be a win for us. I can feel it

1507
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:57,280
Fuck I feel that anyways in the morning

1508
01:41:59,280 --> 01:42:04,720
Thank you very much March Marches after you

1509
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:13,560
Yes, hopefully that got yeah, so they hope that took the fucker out. How's he doing that?

1510
01:42:15,180 --> 01:42:22,460
He just got clattered with a load of fucking blocks. How's he having fucking we didn't do the Farage? Thanks very much for the tip

1511
01:42:22,460 --> 01:42:25,240
We'll have a look for age at the end of this little subsection

1512
01:42:27,080 --> 01:42:33,500
Really wonder about the dexterity and fucking wherewithal some of these cunts especially when they've been taken blocks to the head at pace

1513
01:42:35,400 --> 01:42:50,300
There's no problem with the undead and the like they're fucking resilient they've got stupid strength they've actually got demon strength and I think you're gonna have to go completely and utterly berserk here with the sniper

1514
01:43:00,580 --> 01:43:02,580
Fuck sake you're fucking it up here Riley

1515
01:43:05,920 --> 01:43:09,320
Don't tell me you're gonna get fucking bazooka here by these baloobas

1516
01:43:15,340 --> 01:43:21,180
That's it finally he left you some bullets as well. It's just what you need might replay that fuck

1517
01:43:25,760 --> 01:43:39,440
We have Francis having an absolute nightmare of a situation but as you can see the blocks took out the wanker and he dropped ten pan bun gullets perfect little recipe for disaster over to your Francis

1518
01:43:41,360 --> 01:43:44,640
Thanks very much for that Tom absolutely fucking

1519
01:43:45,140 --> 01:43:55,520
Really wound up here. Oh this guy is a cunt. Thanks very much Farage. We'll check that out that clip of Farage apparently stripping that sounds disgusting

1520
01:43:55,520 --> 01:44:04,280
Sounds like it sounds like a nightmare. I don't think we don't think it's something we had would want to see but we're gonna do it anyway

1521
01:44:05,780 --> 01:44:08,660
We could be shooting these guys through the wall like this like pros

1522
01:44:12,260 --> 01:44:16,160
I'm leaning to the side there my head is going off the camera

1523
01:44:17,760 --> 01:44:19,760
For fuck's sake

1524
01:44:19,760 --> 01:44:24,640
Thank you very much there nine to four zombies for the tip very very kind of you

1525
01:44:31,040 --> 01:44:36,820
Right now think about this we don't want to fuck this one up when we get down into the main chamber

1526
01:44:39,320 --> 01:44:44,900
Turn around we've got nothing to hit this come with we just have to duck and dive and switch it up

1527
01:44:46,940 --> 01:44:50,360
That's lovely and here's another one for the fucking ages

1528
01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,880
We got an evil left there

1529
01:45:02,300 --> 01:45:07,940
Francis here with the lovely headshot lines it up for the second and he gets blocked out of it you've been blocked

1530
01:45:08,360 --> 01:45:09,300
What a wanker

1531
01:45:09,300 --> 01:45:11,300
Very nice well done Francis

1532
01:45:11,300 --> 01:45:21,800
Thanks very much Tom it was great to see and let's have a look through the scope at that guy and see how he ended up not nice

1533
01:45:22,520 --> 01:45:27,640
Not nice. He's still getting blocked. Look at that his arm came off

1534
01:45:28,220 --> 01:45:39,040
His arm is not even there anymore man. Oh my god. It's cringe and embarrassing for him man. What a cringe death for that gun man. Oh

1535
01:45:40,580 --> 01:45:43,580
No, man, it's so fucking

1536
01:45:44,160 --> 01:45:48,180
Bad for him. I'm so glad it happened for him

1537
01:45:48,980 --> 01:45:52,580
Zombies deserve love and care. Thanks very much for the tip there a lot of them

1538
01:45:53,300 --> 01:45:56,100
Support coming in for these guys. I really didn't expect it

1539
01:45:56,100 --> 01:46:08,400
Yeah, it's like that fucking way you get women or people writing love letters to serial killers in prison and Ted Bundy had it for him going for him and all that you know so

1540
01:46:08,940 --> 01:46:16,220
Whatever happens, however dark the demonic beast is always gonna be a fucking fan club waiting to kiss its feet

1541
01:46:18,580 --> 01:46:22,500
Yeah, well, I wouldn't want to kiss those feet you see the fuck it's that's state of them

1542
01:46:23,020 --> 01:46:26,460
pure fucking fungal toenail infection territory right there

1543
01:46:27,580 --> 01:46:29,580
Can we even zoom in?

1544
01:46:29,620 --> 01:46:35,060
Look at that monkey very monkey not not scrubbed ever I'd say

1545
01:46:35,620 --> 01:46:43,180
Which maybe maybe living with feet out like that is good for the good for the soul of the feet though

1546
01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:49,500
I wouldn't wanted myself be honest with you might drop a fucking

1547
01:46:50,580 --> 01:46:56,340
Sausage on it when you're making the fry and then you have to pick it up and you've got a you'll have a greasy fun

1548
01:46:56,340 --> 01:47:01,140
Then you have to wipe the fuck clean where's if it if a sausage lands on your boat or your shoe

1549
01:47:01,700 --> 01:47:04,060
You could just give it a wipe down with a wet wipe

1550
01:47:07,720 --> 01:47:11,720
Surely you could just use a wet wipe on your on your greasy fuss then no

1551
01:47:12,340 --> 01:47:14,340
I wouldn't recommend it

1552
01:47:14,340 --> 01:47:39,340
I wouldn't recommend it. That's a woman you know. That's a woman there. She's got the kitten heels on. And I'm not kidding you. She's fucking dodgy. And she's bald. I don't want to make any cast any aspersions. It could be a condition thing but I'm willing to wager it's a lifestyle style choice. So...

1553
01:47:39,340 --> 01:47:46,340
I don't know. I don't know. I'll name it for you to decide. It's a murky murky world. A murky bit of business.

1554
01:47:46,340 --> 01:47:47,340
A murky bit of business.

1555
01:47:47,340 --> 01:47:48,340
A murky bit of business.

1556
01:47:48,340 --> 01:48:09,340
A murky bit of business. Angela Merkel is coming at you. Like Cleopatra. And I believe she's actually going to rename herself. Gangela Merkel by deed poll. Because Germany is apparently going fully legalized soon enough. And she's really really into that in a big massive way Tom.

1557
01:48:09,340 --> 01:48:16,340
I think so. Yeah I think it's climb back up the ladder. Fast. But also at the same time. Not getting stoned out of it by the beast.

1558
01:48:16,340 --> 01:48:23,340
Come on. Up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Away. Here we are.

1559
01:48:23,340 --> 01:48:25,780
I think so. Yeah, I think it's climb back up the ladder.

1560
01:48:31,700 --> 01:48:32,180
Fast.

1561
01:48:33,360 --> 01:48:34,660
But also at the same time,

1562
01:48:35,740 --> 01:48:38,660
not getting stoned out of it by the beast.

1563
01:48:41,800 --> 01:48:44,260
Come on. Up. Up. Away.

1564
01:48:44,700 --> 01:48:45,240
Here we are.

1565
01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:52,320
Zambi Reformation League. Thank you very much there.

1566
01:48:52,820 --> 01:48:56,020
The zombie Republican Brotherhood is after you.

1567
01:49:02,060 --> 01:49:03,900
Put that key inside the box.

1568
01:49:04,120 --> 01:49:04,780
Twist that key.

1569
01:49:06,100 --> 01:49:06,860
Then it's unlocked.

1570
01:49:07,200 --> 01:49:08,840
Ornate Beetle, send it to the merch.

1571
01:49:12,400 --> 01:49:14,040
Now we can hear another

1572
01:49:14,040 --> 01:49:15,420
Theresa May hooded.

1573
01:49:16,720 --> 01:49:17,400
And look at that.

1574
01:49:18,020 --> 01:49:18,960
Melee, melee.

1575
01:49:20,460 --> 01:49:21,840
And stab, stab,

1576
01:49:21,840 --> 01:49:23,020
stab the knight away.

1577
01:49:23,880 --> 01:49:24,860
There's no end to it.

1578
01:49:25,040 --> 01:49:25,840
It just keeps going.

1579
01:49:26,000 --> 01:49:28,760
It's a real high value target.

1580
01:49:29,440 --> 01:49:30,820
And a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful

1581
01:49:30,820 --> 01:49:32,440
Fred Durst style tip there

1582
01:49:32,440 --> 01:49:33,780
from none other

1583
01:49:33,780 --> 01:49:35,220
than the main man himself.

1584
01:49:36,240 --> 01:49:36,860
None other

1585
01:49:36,860 --> 01:49:41,780
than me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.

1586
01:49:41,780 --> 01:49:42,460
How are you, me, me, me, me?

1587
01:49:42,460 --> 01:49:42,900
Me, me, me, me, me, me.

1588
01:49:42,900 --> 01:49:45,520
Thank you very much for the tips on.

1589
01:49:46,000 --> 01:49:46,720
You're a good man.

1590
01:49:46,780 --> 01:49:47,460
You're a kind man.

1591
01:49:47,520 --> 01:49:48,700
You're a fucking beautiful man.

1592
01:49:49,140 --> 01:49:50,140
Maybe you're not a man.

1593
01:49:50,260 --> 01:49:51,240
That's fine as well.

1594
01:49:51,560 --> 01:49:53,500
You don't know what's going on these days.

1595
01:49:53,900 --> 01:49:56,520
It's a crazy, crazy bit of business.

1596
01:49:57,020 --> 01:49:58,000
Thanks for the tip.

1597
01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:00,560
Thanks very much, me, lass.

1598
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:02,520
Sorry for fucking

1599
01:50:02,520 --> 01:50:04,400
pinning agenda on you.

1600
01:50:04,960 --> 01:50:06,400
We were just brought up

1601
01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:07,920
in times before these

1602
01:50:07,920 --> 01:50:10,140
and it's hard to break the fucking mold.

1603
01:50:10,620 --> 01:50:10,820
But

1604
01:50:10,820 --> 01:50:12,720
the way everything's going

1605
01:50:12,720 --> 01:50:14,380
will be broken down soon enough.

1606
01:50:17,240 --> 01:50:17,720
Yep.

1607
01:50:18,040 --> 01:50:19,180
It's fucking play.

1608
01:50:19,340 --> 01:50:21,300
You got to play the game

1609
01:50:21,300 --> 01:50:22,200
otherwise you're fucking

1610
01:50:22,200 --> 01:50:23,040
not going to be driving

1611
01:50:23,040 --> 01:50:24,260
any bus

1612
01:50:24,260 --> 01:50:25,440
or playing any games.

1613
01:50:27,240 --> 01:50:28,300
That's the way it's headed.

1614
01:50:29,000 --> 01:50:29,480
But look.

1615
01:50:30,240 --> 01:50:30,860
This is it.

1616
01:50:31,240 --> 01:50:32,700
Life has caused a change anyway.

1617
01:50:32,780 --> 01:50:33,800
I don't want to get too fucking

1618
01:50:33,800 --> 01:50:34,620
deep down again

1619
01:50:34,620 --> 01:50:35,780
into theories

1620
01:50:35,780 --> 01:50:36,060
but

1621
01:50:36,060 --> 01:50:38,280
what has life been

1622
01:50:38,280 --> 01:50:40,100
or what has reality been

1623
01:50:40,100 --> 01:50:41,240
other than change

1624
01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,300
since its inception.

1625
01:50:43,920 --> 01:50:44,460
You know.

1626
01:50:45,280 --> 01:50:45,940
And here we go.

1627
01:50:45,940 --> 01:50:47,120
Things are about to change

1628
01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:47,680
for that cut.

1629
01:50:49,600 --> 01:50:50,880
You got changed

1630
01:50:50,880 --> 01:50:51,760
and now we can have

1631
01:50:51,760 --> 01:50:52,700
a quick look at the

1632
01:50:52,700 --> 01:50:53,680
photo mode there.

1633
01:50:54,860 --> 01:50:55,840
Adjust the scope

1634
01:50:55,840 --> 01:50:56,600
and we get rid of

1635
01:50:56,600 --> 01:50:58,740
the default HUD settings there.

1636
01:51:00,720 --> 01:51:01,060
And have it.

1637
01:51:01,100 --> 01:51:02,260
We can't move around.

1638
01:51:02,520 --> 01:51:04,300
You can't move around

1639
01:51:04,300 --> 01:51:06,240
during a cut scene

1640
01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:08,200
but you can during gameplay.

1641
01:51:08,380 --> 01:51:09,040
Interesting enough.

1642
01:51:09,900 --> 01:51:11,120
Serious set of fucking

1643
01:51:11,120 --> 01:51:12,220
delt on the

1644
01:51:12,220 --> 01:51:12,900
on him there

1645
01:51:12,900 --> 01:51:13,740
with his teeth need

1646
01:51:13,740 --> 01:51:14,240
looking at

1647
01:51:14,240 --> 01:51:15,280
sharpish.

1648
01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:16,740
His teeth need

1649
01:51:16,740 --> 01:51:17,600
looking at

1650
01:51:17,600 --> 01:51:18,720
yesterday Tom.

1651
01:51:19,900 --> 01:51:21,740
Serious bit of delt going on there.

1652
01:51:22,220 --> 01:51:23,220
Delt gone wrong.

1653
01:51:24,680 --> 01:51:25,240
And also

1654
01:51:25,240 --> 01:51:26,140
what can

1655
01:51:26,140 --> 01:51:27,480
only be deduced

1656
01:51:27,480 --> 01:51:28,600
as plaque

1657
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:29,740
various plaque

1658
01:51:29,740 --> 01:51:30,600
like stains.

1659
01:51:31,260 --> 01:51:32,100
He wasn't brushing.

1660
01:51:33,000 --> 01:51:33,800
He needs

1661
01:51:33,800 --> 01:51:35,560
he needed an orthodontist

1662
01:51:35,560 --> 01:51:36,260
10 years ago

1663
01:51:36,260 --> 01:51:37,100
20 years ago.

1664
01:51:37,820 --> 01:51:38,640
And I think he's got

1665
01:51:38,640 --> 01:51:39,540
even a fucking tooth

1666
01:51:39,540 --> 01:51:40,280
growing out the side

1667
01:51:40,280 --> 01:51:40,900
of his chin.

1668
01:51:41,700 --> 01:51:42,000
I mean

1669
01:51:42,000 --> 01:51:43,020
unfortunately we can't

1670
01:51:43,020 --> 01:51:43,600
move around

1671
01:51:43,600 --> 01:51:44,880
and see here

1672
01:51:44,880 --> 01:51:45,120
but

1673
01:51:45,120 --> 01:51:46,600
he hasn't been

1674
01:51:46,600 --> 01:51:47,000
flossing.

1675
01:51:47,920 --> 01:51:48,940
He could definitely

1676
01:51:48,940 --> 01:51:49,780
eat an apple

1677
01:51:49,780 --> 01:51:50,640
through a fence

1678
01:51:50,640 --> 01:51:51,780
says Darren

1679
01:51:51,780 --> 01:51:53,200
and he's gone

1680
01:51:53,200 --> 01:51:53,920
full McGowan

1681
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:54,840
somebody says there.

1682
01:51:55,500 --> 01:51:55,940
Grugoschke

1683
01:51:55,940 --> 01:51:56,640
thanks very much

1684
01:51:56,640 --> 01:51:57,180
for the tip.

1685
01:51:57,320 --> 01:51:57,560
You said

1686
01:51:57,560 --> 01:51:58,280
Theresa has her

1687
01:51:58,280 --> 01:51:59,500
signal for the wheat fields

1688
01:51:59,500 --> 01:51:59,940
on the go.

1689
01:52:00,040 --> 01:52:00,780
Watch out Leon.

1690
01:52:00,980 --> 01:52:01,920
It's a lovely reference

1691
01:52:01,920 --> 01:52:02,740
to the time she said

1692
01:52:02,740 --> 01:52:03,920
she used to run

1693
01:52:03,920 --> 01:52:05,100
through fields of wheat.

1694
01:52:06,460 --> 01:52:07,480
Yes indeed

1695
01:52:07,480 --> 01:52:08,840
we didn't think of that

1696
01:52:08,840 --> 01:52:10,260
and it's great to know

1697
01:52:10,260 --> 01:52:10,980
there's people out there

1698
01:52:10,980 --> 01:52:12,200
thinking of that sort of stuff

1699
01:52:12,200 --> 01:52:14,000
because we don't think about it

1700
01:52:14,000 --> 01:52:14,740
but it shows

1701
01:52:14,740 --> 01:52:16,500
the people out there do

1702
01:52:16,500 --> 01:52:17,920
and that's an important

1703
01:52:17,920 --> 01:52:18,860
thing for us.

1704
01:52:18,920 --> 01:52:19,400
Why Tom?

1705
01:52:20,740 --> 01:52:21,860
Well it shows that there's

1706
01:52:21,860 --> 01:52:22,820
there's some

1707
01:52:22,820 --> 01:52:25,000
thought going on out there

1708
01:52:25,000 --> 01:52:25,940
and that we're not just

1709
01:52:25,940 --> 01:52:26,240
putting

1710
01:52:26,240 --> 01:52:28,280
shite out into the ether

1711
01:52:28,280 --> 01:52:29,980
a disgusting username there

1712
01:52:29,980 --> 01:52:31,080
and we actually don't

1713
01:52:31,080 --> 01:52:32,280
we don't know how that got through

1714
01:52:32,280 --> 01:52:34,040
and we're hoping that doesn't

1715
01:52:34,040 --> 01:52:34,800
get encouraged

1716
01:52:34,800 --> 01:52:36,180
but we are obliged

1717
01:52:36,180 --> 01:52:37,300
to thank people for the tip

1718
01:52:37,300 --> 01:52:37,600
so

1719
01:52:37,600 --> 01:52:40,160
I reluctantly say thank you

1720
01:52:40,160 --> 01:52:42,360
but if there's any way

1721
01:52:42,360 --> 01:52:43,580
of blocking that

1722
01:52:43,580 --> 01:52:44,920
we need to get rid of that

1723
01:52:44,920 --> 01:52:45,720
because it was bad.

1724
01:52:46,720 --> 01:52:47,680
What did it say?

1725
01:52:48,600 --> 01:52:50,160
Well it was leveled at you

1726
01:52:50,160 --> 01:52:50,580
Francis

1727
01:52:50,580 --> 01:52:52,300
it was something to do with

1728
01:52:52,300 --> 01:52:54,600
doing something to you

1729
01:52:54,600 --> 01:52:55,980
I'm not going to say it

1730
01:52:55,980 --> 01:52:57,260
because it could trigger somebody.

1731
01:52:58,400 --> 01:52:58,840
Yeah

1732
01:52:58,840 --> 01:53:00,200
not nice guys

1733
01:53:00,200 --> 01:53:01,300
not sound

1734
01:53:01,300 --> 01:53:02,700
we don't like that

1735
01:53:02,700 --> 01:53:04,260
and I don't want to get that

1736
01:53:04,260 --> 01:53:04,900
happen to me

1737
01:53:04,900 --> 01:53:05,820
at all

1738
01:53:05,820 --> 01:53:06,680
okay

1739
01:53:06,680 --> 01:53:08,020
and I don't want people

1740
01:53:08,020 --> 01:53:09,140
thinking that's an invitation

1741
01:53:09,140 --> 01:53:09,980
to treat

1742
01:53:09,980 --> 01:53:11,140
because it's not a treat

1743
01:53:11,140 --> 01:53:12,500
what that thing said

1744
01:53:12,500 --> 01:53:13,240
not a treat

1745
01:53:13,240 --> 01:53:14,340
if anything

1746
01:53:14,340 --> 01:53:15,680
it's a punishment

1747
01:53:15,680 --> 01:53:17,140
it's beyond punishment

1748
01:53:17,140 --> 01:53:18,880
it's disgusting

1749
01:53:18,880 --> 01:53:19,560
it's deplorable

1750
01:53:19,560 --> 01:53:20,500
and

1751
01:53:20,500 --> 01:53:22,060
we've been saying all night

1752
01:53:22,060 --> 01:53:23,000
we want some of these

1753
01:53:23,000 --> 01:53:24,160
bad cunts to be put to

1754
01:53:24,160 --> 01:53:24,740
the final

1755
01:53:24,740 --> 01:53:25,660
bit of justice

1756
01:53:25,660 --> 01:53:27,240
we're talking guillotine

1757
01:53:27,240 --> 01:53:27,840
we're talking

1758
01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:29,480
straight out

1759
01:53:29,480 --> 01:53:30,560
off of a cliff

1760
01:53:30,560 --> 01:53:32,320
and that's what happens

1761
01:53:32,320 --> 01:53:32,980
to the people who do

1762
01:53:32,980 --> 01:53:33,880
the things that was said

1763
01:53:33,880 --> 01:53:34,960
by that fucking tipster

1764
01:53:34,960 --> 01:53:35,400
back there

1765
01:53:35,400 --> 01:53:36,420
murky murk

1766
01:53:36,420 --> 01:53:37,380
and the chunky bunch

1767
01:53:37,380 --> 01:53:38,540
thanks very much for that

1768
01:53:38,540 --> 01:53:41,400
thanks very much there murky murk

1769
01:53:41,400 --> 01:53:42,300
and the chunky bunch

1770
01:53:42,300 --> 01:53:43,920
this guy here

1771
01:53:43,920 --> 01:53:46,960
sadly no longer with us

1772
01:53:46,960 --> 01:53:47,820
but thankfully

1773
01:53:47,820 --> 01:53:50,560
definitely no longer with us

1774
01:53:50,560 --> 01:53:52,820
old tombstone teeth himself

1775
01:53:52,820 --> 01:53:54,740
got sent to an early grave

1776
01:53:54,740 --> 01:53:56,160
by the looks of the cunt

1777
01:53:56,160 --> 01:53:58,140
not too early

1778
01:53:58,140 --> 01:53:59,380
he's had a good life

1779
01:53:59,380 --> 01:54:00,140
he's lived a bit

1780
01:54:00,140 --> 01:54:01,860
and now it's time to fucking

1781
01:54:01,860 --> 01:54:02,740
send him off

1782
01:54:02,740 --> 01:54:03,420
dispatch him

1783
01:54:03,420 --> 01:54:05,380
warlock and ajax

1784
01:54:05,380 --> 01:54:06,800
to bring back his body

1785
01:54:06,800 --> 01:54:08,800
phil eglinton

1786
01:54:08,800 --> 01:54:09,900
thank you very much

1787
01:54:09,900 --> 01:54:13,260
what about gary

1788
01:54:13,260 --> 01:54:14,300
would gary like to have

1789
01:54:14,300 --> 01:54:15,980
one final word on this demon here

1790
01:54:15,980 --> 01:54:19,820
oh

1791
01:54:19,820 --> 01:54:24,880
so demonic

1792
01:54:24,880 --> 01:54:29,600
thanks very much gary there

1793
01:54:29,600 --> 01:54:30,480
thanks very much there

1794
01:54:30,480 --> 01:54:31,840
be nice to francis

1795
01:54:31,840 --> 01:54:32,540
for the tip there

1796
01:54:32,540 --> 01:54:33,280
very very kind

1797
01:54:33,280 --> 01:54:34,140
let's get out of this

1798
01:54:34,140 --> 01:54:35,940
fucking photo mode

1799
01:54:35,940 --> 01:54:36,560
bullshit

1800
01:54:36,560 --> 01:54:37,840
quit photo mode there

1801
01:54:37,840 --> 01:54:38,040
yeah

1802
01:54:38,040 --> 01:54:40,400
i'm uh

1803
01:54:40,400 --> 01:54:41,500
kind of think we might

1804
01:54:41,500 --> 01:54:42,440
get rid of gary tab

1805
01:54:42,440 --> 01:54:46,320
yeah he seems to be

1806
01:54:46,320 --> 01:54:47,640
having a ghoulgasm

1807
01:54:47,640 --> 01:54:48,860
every time we go to him now

1808
01:54:48,860 --> 01:54:49,580
which is not really

1809
01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:50,200
what we wanted

1810
01:54:50,200 --> 01:54:51,160
it's uh

1811
01:54:51,160 --> 01:54:53,660
beyond the scope and remit

1812
01:54:53,660 --> 01:54:55,660
of uh

1813
01:54:55,660 --> 01:54:56,600
what we were actually

1814
01:54:56,600 --> 01:54:57,800
hoping for with that guy

1815
01:54:57,800 --> 01:54:58,440
do you know

1816
01:54:58,440 --> 01:55:01,200
feels as though

1817
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:02,860
maybe he's getting off

1818
01:55:02,860 --> 01:55:03,760
on some of the

1819
01:55:03,760 --> 01:55:04,840
i mean we didn't really

1820
01:55:04,840 --> 01:55:05,680
expect it but maybe

1821
01:55:05,680 --> 01:55:06,660
he likes the

1822
01:55:06,660 --> 01:55:08,780
the demons

1823
01:55:08,780 --> 01:55:09,180
you know

1824
01:55:09,180 --> 01:55:12,740
wouldn't put it past

1825
01:55:12,740 --> 01:55:13,100
the cunt

1826
01:55:13,100 --> 01:55:14,660
not put it past

1827
01:55:14,660 --> 01:55:15,280
i mean it's probably

1828
01:55:15,280 --> 01:55:17,220
probably why he accepted

1829
01:55:17,220 --> 01:55:18,380
the job in the first place

1830
01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:18,700
you know

1831
01:55:18,700 --> 01:55:21,380
it's nice to see you

1832
01:55:21,380 --> 01:55:22,660
having a quick look around

1833
01:55:22,660 --> 01:55:23,420
to see if there's any

1834
01:55:23,420 --> 01:55:24,420
where else you can

1835
01:55:24,420 --> 01:55:25,360
bomb out

1836
01:55:25,360 --> 01:55:26,600
maybe shoot some cannon

1837
01:55:26,600 --> 01:55:26,940
up there

1838
01:55:26,940 --> 01:55:27,680
and see what happens

1839
01:55:27,680 --> 01:55:37,440
nothing seems to be

1840
01:55:37,440 --> 01:55:37,760
happening

1841
01:55:37,760 --> 01:55:55,780
yeah nothing happening

1842
01:55:55,780 --> 01:55:56,480
with that tom

1843
01:55:56,480 --> 01:55:57,260
oh yeah there's a guy

1844
01:55:57,260 --> 01:55:57,800
over there

1845
01:55:57,800 --> 01:55:59,200
i think i just got him

1846
01:55:59,200 --> 01:55:59,840
i can see him

1847
01:55:59,840 --> 01:56:04,780
i don't think there is a guy

1848
01:56:04,780 --> 01:56:05,760
actually i'm making that up

1849
01:56:05,760 --> 01:56:06,620
let me have a look with the

1850
01:56:06,620 --> 01:56:07,140
the rifle

1851
01:56:07,140 --> 01:56:10,400
no

1852
01:56:10,400 --> 01:56:13,020
it's just my imagination

1853
01:56:13,020 --> 01:56:14,960
it's just a briar

1854
01:56:14,960 --> 01:56:17,980
or an old bush or something

1855
01:56:17,980 --> 01:56:20,020
george bush

1856
01:56:20,020 --> 01:56:24,660
that's good for us there

1857
01:56:24,660 --> 01:56:25,040
that'll

1858
01:56:25,040 --> 01:56:26,600
know what that's gonna

1859
01:56:26,600 --> 01:56:27,180
fucking do

1860
01:56:27,180 --> 01:56:29,460
lord adam saddler

1861
01:56:29,460 --> 01:56:30,560
thank you very much for the

1862
01:56:30,560 --> 01:56:31,660
tip ripper runes there

1863
01:56:31,660 --> 01:56:33,380
you're having a lovely

1864
01:56:33,380 --> 01:56:33,820
lovely

1865
01:56:33,820 --> 01:56:34,600
interesting

1866
01:56:34,600 --> 01:56:37,140
and action-packed jammed

1867
01:56:37,140 --> 01:56:37,140
and action-packed jammed

1868
01:56:37,140 --> 01:56:38,400
tight to the guilds

1869
01:56:38,400 --> 01:56:39,540
action-packed evening

1870
01:56:39,540 --> 01:56:41,820
sunday slash monday morning

1871
01:56:41,820 --> 01:56:42,820
because that's what it is

1872
01:56:42,820 --> 01:56:43,680
right now where we are

1873
01:56:43,680 --> 01:56:46,660
28 minutes past the hour

1874
01:56:46,660 --> 01:56:49,480
coming up we've got some more death

1875
01:56:49,480 --> 01:56:53,020
the death don't stop

1876
01:56:53,020 --> 01:56:55,960
and especially right now

1877
01:56:55,960 --> 01:56:57,640
situation like this

1878
01:56:57,640 --> 01:57:00,640
they could have put in a quick time event

1879
01:57:00,640 --> 01:57:01,380
and look at him

1880
01:57:01,380 --> 01:57:03,040
he's still back

1881
01:57:03,040 --> 01:57:06,180
we might have to photo mode him up again

1882
01:57:06,180 --> 01:57:08,660
anyway zooming into this fucker

1883
01:57:08,660 --> 01:57:09,220
it'd be great

1884
01:57:09,220 --> 01:57:11,360
there's no way of zooming in

1885
01:57:11,360 --> 01:57:12,420
but look at his face

1886
01:57:12,420 --> 01:57:13,480
how did he get there

1887
01:57:13,480 --> 01:57:14,940
he's wearing chain mail as well

1888
01:57:14,940 --> 01:57:16,060
whoever made that for him

1889
01:57:16,060 --> 01:57:18,440
had their work cut out for them

1890
01:57:18,440 --> 01:57:22,300
chain mail indeed

1891
01:57:22,300 --> 01:57:23,320
ha ha he's gone

1892
01:57:23,320 --> 01:57:24,200
that was beautiful

1893
01:57:24,200 --> 01:57:26,160
something tells me

1894
01:57:26,160 --> 01:57:27,600
what's he the last of him though

1895
01:57:27,600 --> 01:57:28,360
he's a kind of

1896
01:57:28,360 --> 01:57:29,600
he had a resilient

1897
01:57:29,600 --> 01:57:31,300
sort of aura about him

1898
01:57:31,300 --> 01:57:34,340
i uh don't trust the guy

1899
01:57:34,340 --> 01:57:36,820
he seems like he does get up

1900
01:57:36,820 --> 01:57:37,620
early in the morning

1901
01:57:37,620 --> 01:57:39,640
and really put in the hard yards

1902
01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:42,140
it does seem like he's got a great

1903
01:57:42,140 --> 01:57:43,020
fucking uh

1904
01:57:43,020 --> 01:57:44,360
strong pair of legs on him

1905
01:57:44,360 --> 01:57:45,580
wherever he landed

1906
01:57:45,580 --> 01:57:47,380
he might not have fucking uh

1907
01:57:47,380 --> 01:57:49,080
ultimately died

1908
01:57:49,080 --> 01:57:52,320
i can't remember whether or not we see him

1909
01:57:52,320 --> 01:57:54,520
yeah and now we're into the uh

1910
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:57,080
the courtyard section of the game

1911
01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:00,060
and there's something in here i believe

1912
01:58:00,060 --> 01:58:02,160
like a typewriter or a cutscene anyway

1913
01:58:02,160 --> 01:58:03,720
but you need a wang scenario

1914
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:04,900
hopefully we're not wang

1915
01:58:04,900 --> 01:58:07,380
because it's always a great situation

1916
01:58:07,380 --> 01:58:08,020
when he doesn't

1917
01:58:08,020 --> 01:58:08,700
oh no it's not

1918
01:58:08,700 --> 01:58:11,100
it's an ashley scenario

1919
01:58:11,100 --> 01:58:14,780
ashley scenario

1920
01:58:14,780 --> 01:58:19,860
i might hurt you again

1921
01:58:19,860 --> 01:58:24,780
i'm so scared

1922
01:58:24,780 --> 01:58:35,060
lovely bit of banana

1923
01:58:35,060 --> 01:58:39,340
you too

1924
01:58:39,340 --> 01:58:45,360
it's okay to be afraid you know

1925
01:58:45,360 --> 01:58:50,160
it's okay to be afraid

1926
01:58:50,160 --> 01:58:55,060
it's okay to be afraid

1927
01:58:55,060 --> 01:58:57,240
just relax

1928
01:58:57,240 --> 01:58:59,420
my name is leon

1929
01:58:59,420 --> 01:59:01,020
i am sound

1930
01:59:01,020 --> 01:59:02,900
i know your dad

1931
01:59:02,900 --> 01:59:04,740
he's the president

1932
01:59:04,740 --> 01:59:09,600
it's not time to fuck around

1933
01:59:09,600 --> 01:59:13,340
we need to get the fuck out of the castle

1934
01:59:13,340 --> 01:59:19,360
how did you even end up in a situation like this

1935
01:59:19,360 --> 01:59:26,600
i'm afraid i have to go

1936
01:59:26,600 --> 01:59:28,500
um

1937
01:59:28,500 --> 01:59:30,900
not now though

1938
01:59:30,900 --> 01:59:33,560
because we still have a little bit more playtime

1939
01:59:33,560 --> 01:59:34,540
left

1940
01:59:34,540 --> 01:59:36,040
sorry there

1941
01:59:36,040 --> 01:59:37,180
i don't want to pick my nose

1942
01:59:37,180 --> 01:59:38,340
but it is itchy

1943
01:59:38,340 --> 01:59:40,380
and i don't want to put my finger right up

1944
01:59:40,380 --> 01:59:41,580
so i'll put the nub

1945
01:59:41,580 --> 01:59:42,900
of a knuckle

1946
01:59:42,900 --> 01:59:43,640
just there

1947
01:59:43,640 --> 01:59:44,580
i just itch there

1948
01:59:44,580 --> 01:59:46,520
still disgusting tam

1949
01:59:46,520 --> 01:59:49,580
pretty disgusting enough but look

1950
01:59:49,580 --> 01:59:51,400
who gives a shit

1951
01:59:51,400 --> 01:59:53,200
it's monday morning

1952
01:59:53,200 --> 01:59:54,720
and anyone who does care

1953
01:59:54,720 --> 01:59:55,280
well

1954
01:59:55,280 --> 01:59:56,620
don't mind them

1955
01:59:56,620 --> 01:59:58,120
because the people who mind don't matter

1956
01:59:58,120 --> 01:59:59,620
and the people who matter don't mind

1957
01:59:59,620 --> 02:00:01,900
you said it so truly

1958
02:00:01,900 --> 02:00:03,380
in a way in which

1959
02:00:03,380 --> 02:00:05,520
no one could have ever said before

1960
02:00:05,520 --> 02:00:06,840
not even

1961
02:00:06,840 --> 02:00:08,340
doctor's use

1962
02:00:08,340 --> 02:00:09,920
thank you very much there

1963
02:00:09,920 --> 02:00:11,300
stella well away from me

1964
02:00:11,300 --> 02:00:12,080
very very kind of you

1965
02:00:12,080 --> 02:00:13,660
yeah you're right not to read

1966
02:00:13,660 --> 02:00:15,540
dirty bold messages tam

1967
02:00:15,540 --> 02:00:18,280
rules should be no invocations after midnight

1968
02:00:18,280 --> 02:00:19,520
too exciting

1969
02:00:19,520 --> 02:00:22,200
and people's curiosity will get aroused

1970
02:00:22,200 --> 02:00:25,460
what a bizarre bizarre message

1971
02:00:25,460 --> 02:00:26,320
and you just wonder

1972
02:00:26,320 --> 02:00:29,080
what the hell these people do be at

1973
02:00:29,080 --> 02:00:31,360
when they're not writing these fucking messages tam

1974
02:00:31,360 --> 02:00:34,860
you really do wonder what these people do be at

1975
02:00:34,860 --> 02:00:36,640
half the time but look

1976
02:00:36,640 --> 02:00:37,720
we're thankful anyway

1977
02:00:37,720 --> 02:00:40,020
um right carry on

1978
02:00:40,020 --> 02:00:42,800
although you might need to go for a whistle is it

1979
02:00:42,800 --> 02:00:44,560
could do with a whistle

1980
02:00:44,560 --> 02:00:45,720
you read my mind

1981
02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:47,460
um so we'll just

1982
02:00:47,460 --> 02:00:49,960
quickly uh leave on

1983
02:00:49,960 --> 02:00:53,320
a little tune or chat or something

1984
02:00:53,320 --> 02:00:54,760
while that is oh yeah

1985
02:00:54,760 --> 02:00:55,580
we've got

1986
02:00:55,580 --> 02:00:58,720
yeah yeah we'll put on

1987
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:00,580
people usually ask for the zimbabwe

1988
02:01:00,580 --> 02:01:02,120
because it's a hot new tune

1989
02:01:02,120 --> 02:01:03,900
we're developing it at the moment

1990
02:01:03,900 --> 02:01:04,460
so i mean

1991
02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:05,460
still in development

1992
02:01:05,460 --> 02:01:06,440
it's still a demo but

1993
02:01:06,440 --> 02:01:09,000
you look like my friend from zimbabwe

1994
02:01:09,000 --> 02:01:10,560
yeah just a bit of zimbabwe

1995
02:01:10,560 --> 02:01:11,320
back in a minute

1996
02:01:11,320 --> 02:01:41,300
Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe, Zimbabwe.

1997
02:01:41,300 --> 02:01:50,020
from madagascar my friend from latvia my friend from laos my friend from kazakhstan my friend from

1998
02:01:50,020 --> 02:01:59,060
kenya my friend from uganda my friend from uruguay my friend from turkey my friend from ukraine my

1999
02:01:59,060 --> 02:02:07,300
friend from belgium my friend from chili my friend from costa rica my friend from it's not time to

2000
02:02:07,300 --> 02:02:18,100
make a change just relax take it easy you're still sound my friend from south africa my friend from

2001
02:02:18,100 --> 02:02:25,940
belarus my friend from taiwan my friend from north korea my friend from south korea my friend from

2002
02:02:25,940 --> 02:02:38,740
belarus my friend from siberia my friend from jakarta

2003
02:02:43,540 --> 02:02:51,620
uh beautiful beautiful stuff there that is uh francis oh it's actually peachy it's actually half cool by

2004
02:02:51,620 --> 02:03:02,180
peachy francis higgins mix uh so a great bedded tune there but obviously the absolute beautiful

2005
02:03:02,420 --> 02:03:10,180
zimbabwe-esque redo uh fucking unbelievable added production that i have brought to it i think

2006
02:03:10,180 --> 02:03:16,260
elevates it in essence and in execution as well tam tam

2007
02:03:17,860 --> 02:03:23,300
tam where where the fuck is tom gone tom

2008
02:03:25,700 --> 02:03:27,860
sorry that i was having a piss what did you just say

2009
02:03:28,660 --> 02:03:36,260
i was just talking about that tune the zimbabwe tune yeah zimbabwe is it yeah just saying how it's

2010
02:03:36,260 --> 02:03:41,540
been revolutionized by the production that i've added to it it's a nice song

2011
02:03:42,900 --> 02:03:48,500
you have seven minutes seven hours and 39 minutes on the clock you need to move along fast big time

2012
02:03:55,780 --> 02:04:02,020
i don't know if this was a good amount of time for us i mean we were saying thank you very much there holy

2013
02:04:02,500 --> 02:04:08,820
bang thank you very much we were hoping for an hour of chapter but it's it's beginning to lag it's beginning to flag

2014
02:04:12,100 --> 02:04:16,820
a bit of crap banter here between louis diaz and leon

2015
02:04:18,660 --> 02:04:25,060
any farage going you're bloody right time for a bit of farage just to really break the ice on that

2016
02:04:25,060 --> 02:04:31,300
scenario i've been wanting to see this all week well say all week i mean since friday when somebody

2017
02:04:31,300 --> 02:04:36,420
suggested or was it thursday i can't remember now the days are going that's probably thursday evening

2018
02:04:37,300 --> 02:04:43,060
farage what would i put in here just farage stripping is this into youtube

2019
02:04:46,660 --> 02:04:49,460
barrage bring that window over here so i can see it

2020
02:04:52,260 --> 02:04:55,780
barrage gb news

2021
02:05:04,020 --> 02:05:07,940
nobody there with the correct video title or description

2022
02:05:08,980 --> 02:05:14,740
petition for soundcloud thank you very much there petition for soundcloud get the sound get the tunes

2023
02:05:14,740 --> 02:05:19,860
on soundcloud might put that on soundcloud and a bit yeah really want to launch my uh

2024
02:05:19,860 --> 02:05:25,300
fucking musical career and really fucking take off into the fucking stratosphere with that one

2025
02:05:25,940 --> 02:05:30,180
playing all the big festivals fucking tomorrowland david guetta all that

2026
02:05:30,180 --> 02:05:35,460
shit i'm just gonna be fucking pumping out some amazing shows uh all farage barrage

2027
02:05:36,420 --> 02:05:41,140
does anyone know the exact date of the farage striptease that we've been told to

2028
02:05:41,140 --> 02:05:46,260
fucking watch it i mean you're telling me to watch it i'm putting it out there i'm i'm actually gonna

2029
02:05:46,260 --> 02:05:50,980
watch but you're not giving me the correct name of the fucking thing that i need to watch

2030
02:05:53,060 --> 02:05:58,740
uh properties uh firefox put that onto the screen there we go

2031
02:06:04,020 --> 02:06:19,540
fireage right said fred okay let's have a look here right said fred are after you jesus christ

2032
02:06:27,700 --> 02:06:35,220
what's that oh yeah it's not too loud this is uh an advert it sounds funny and it's not even play look

2033
02:06:35,220 --> 02:06:43,220
what a fuck up it's just music there's no it's just a black screen and music

2034
02:06:48,340 --> 02:06:54,260
lovely stuff i really wish we were playing this on the main unit for watching youtube videos so i could

2035
02:06:54,260 --> 02:07:01,220
stop and zoom in i unfortunately have no stop and zoom in capabilities but already before it's even

2036
02:07:01,220 --> 02:07:10,180
begun before it's even kicked off so many zoom in and zoom out opportunities it's a beautiful scenario

2037
02:07:10,180 --> 02:07:17,140
already it's the pint it's the fucking lads in the background the lady there as well looking very out of

2038
02:07:17,140 --> 02:07:23,220
place in the place in the situation i noticed that he does these every uh week thing where he goes to

2039
02:07:23,220 --> 02:07:30,660
fucking bournemouth or we're in sheffield or now we're in fucking cheddar or now we're in essex or such

2040
02:07:30,660 --> 02:07:38,740
and they're this it's the same setup where he's in a kind of a fucking golf club not a proper bar but

2041
02:07:38,740 --> 02:07:45,860
like a fucking golf club bar or something like that and they uh blast the background with the red blue and

2042
02:07:45,860 --> 02:07:54,020
white farage colors they're so vivid these colors and the fellas that are always in there are just the

2043
02:07:54,020 --> 02:07:59,700
around that demographic in the background as well so it's and it's almost pink the the red just turns

2044
02:07:59,700 --> 02:08:08,740
into a big pink so you've got these neon vivid pinks and blues uh vivid colors and uh just like just old

2045
02:08:08,740 --> 02:08:15,060
fellas it looks like a fucking nightclub it looks weird it looks like amsterdam it's kind of a red light seedy

2046
02:08:15,060 --> 02:08:23,780
area like you know um but let's see what what else is in store here maybe we can increase that doesn't really do

2047
02:08:23,780 --> 02:08:26,740
much anyway let's just play and see here

2048
02:08:29,220 --> 02:08:39,700
and now we have too sexy for for bournemouth right said fred sing out farage at large sing out what the

2049
02:08:39,700 --> 02:08:45,940
fuck's that for the end of the show we've got the boys yeah we've got richard and fred fair brass at

2050
02:08:45,940 --> 02:08:51,300
right said fred who of course fair brass shot to fame it seemed you shot to fame back in the 90s

2051
02:08:51,300 --> 02:08:58,740
did it happen overnight no no is that is that uh phil jupitus there look i don't know if you can see

2052
02:08:58,740 --> 02:09:06,340
phil jupitus just there well at least i've got a a cursor so you can see what i'm pointing at but i can't

2053
02:09:06,340 --> 02:09:13,220
zoom in all right no the mitchell brothers are in town apparently right said fred their big presence

2054
02:09:13,220 --> 02:09:19,540
on social media now throwing their fucking weight behind uh lots of different kind of right wing stuff

2055
02:09:19,540 --> 02:09:24,020
they're big into the right wing sort of stuff now so interesting to see them crop up here

2056
02:09:24,580 --> 02:09:28,020
and this is the theme i'm on about it's a red carpeted

2057
02:09:29,620 --> 02:09:37,540
country clubhouse sort of thing not a real pub maybe going to a real pub is not on the agenda for

2058
02:09:37,540 --> 02:09:47,220
farage and the scenario because it would be too dodgy they need to go to a safe location the uh the location of

2059
02:09:47,220 --> 02:09:53,220
which is not given out at the program it's probably only given to people the day of who have said yeah

2060
02:09:53,220 --> 02:09:58,740
i want to attend the farage at large at the end of the week please in bournemouth um just to send you

2061
02:09:58,740 --> 02:10:04,260
an email to say i'd like to attend the farage at large in bournemouth the end of the week please and then you

2062
02:10:04,260 --> 02:10:10,260
you get a fucking email the day of but uh they wouldn't go down to the old lions nags heads

2063
02:10:10,260 --> 02:10:17,380
fucking queen's dinner because it could get fucking dodgy it's too much of an uh it's it's it's too

2064
02:10:17,380 --> 02:10:23,940
it's too risky but here we have right said fred in some kind of golf clubhouse in bournemouth it's a

2065
02:10:23,940 --> 02:10:33,780
crazy bit of business no after a long time yeah our first gig was probably 1978 eight right first two

2066
02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:38,740
like that first two was 78 yeah and then we just did pub gigs and stuff for years and years and years

2067
02:10:39,220 --> 02:10:44,020
and then suddenly this record appears yeah we did this record because we thought it was funny

2068
02:10:44,740 --> 02:10:50,500
and because we knew that it just made us laugh we didn't think it was any any good actually we just kind

2069
02:10:50,500 --> 02:10:56,820
of every record company hated it yeah every record now we're hearing the story behind i'm too sexy an

2070
02:10:56,820 --> 02:11:02,260
amazing amazing thong and these guys are telling us the fucking behind the scenes tale of that story

2071
02:11:02,260 --> 02:11:08,580
and um yeah it's just uh we just liked it i don't can't explain it just in the door wonderful to see

2072
02:11:08,580 --> 02:11:13,140
you viper thanks very much for checking in and also dermot lopez productions unbelievable

2073
02:11:13,860 --> 02:11:23,460
i believe i believe uh dermot lopez production was resident evil 4 uh we first uh had words but uh you know a

2074
02:11:23,460 --> 02:11:28,500
bond was formed then over the resident evil 4 and now it's come full circle with the resident evil 4

2075
02:11:28,500 --> 02:11:33,540
remake it's great to have you involved in the scenario on this proceeding as well in the chat box as well

2076
02:11:33,540 --> 02:11:37,620
they're very much dermot lopez we we did know that there was nothing else like it that's that's and you

2077
02:11:37,620 --> 02:11:44,260
went to number one in america and it's still being used in adverts and everyone knows it and when they

2078
02:11:44,260 --> 02:11:50,420
hear it they smile but i hear you've got a new album coming out we have yep brand new album out on june 2nd and

2079
02:11:50,420 --> 02:11:55,940
it partly re-records and partly new tracks and we were approached excuse me we approached by a company

2080
02:11:55,940 --> 02:12:00,420
called plastic head who are independent distribution company yeah and they came up with the idea never

2081
02:12:00,420 --> 02:12:05,460
heard of them opportunity yeah and we're really happy with it actually some of the the re-records we've done

2082
02:12:05,460 --> 02:12:12,420
are really fresh i think and uh because so that's if there's any trendsetters out there you might have

2083
02:12:12,420 --> 02:12:17,380
missed this if there's any people who are really into their tunes you're up to date and all the latest new

2084
02:12:17,380 --> 02:12:24,260
releases all that kind of stuff you're a bit of a muso you might have missed some hot music news

2085
02:12:24,980 --> 02:12:32,580
because you weren't watching farage in bournemouth the other day right side fred are making a comeback

2086
02:12:32,580 --> 02:12:40,740
and it's gonna be huge did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast

2087
02:12:41,300 --> 02:12:45,460
company yeah and they came up with the idea so we're very grateful for the opportunity and we're really

2088
02:12:45,460 --> 02:12:54,420
happy with it oh nigel's a model i like that skip actually i just skipped from the the hubris of them

2089
02:12:54,980 --> 02:13:00,900
talking about this fucking track that they're gonna fucking really happy with actually it's it's really

2090
02:13:00,900 --> 02:13:09,780
fresh and then i accidentally pressed a button that is skipped on and we see the uh boot cut jeans

2091
02:13:09,780 --> 02:13:17,380
scenario we've got a fucking chair like a watchamacallit chair just a normal chair for his footstool

2092
02:13:17,380 --> 02:13:24,500
and he's singing to a load of men old men and uh look at farage's face there why don't i

2093
02:13:25,780 --> 02:13:31,540
maybe maybe i should give the fucking resin to no yeah i'll go back to resi i was enjoying playing it

2094
02:13:31,540 --> 02:13:36,980
but i want to have this on a situation where i can zoom in fuck it we'll just keep going you know what i mean

2095
02:13:36,980 --> 02:13:49,380
did someone just drop a bomb on this ship because that stuff was a blast

2096
02:13:51,300 --> 02:13:59,620
oh nigel oh nigel do you know what i mean but there's no um there's no stripping thank god

2097
02:13:59,620 --> 02:14:04,500
yet apparently there's some stripping going on in a bit apparently he starts getting his fucking colds off

2098
02:14:05,380 --> 02:14:10,900
which is more horrifying than the fucking resident evil some of the re-records were actually quite

2099
02:14:10,900 --> 02:14:17,540
fresh we've done are really fresh i think and uh because the sounds have moved on to such a degree

2100
02:14:17,540 --> 02:14:23,060
since we started um and that was really exciting when's the album out where do we find it june 2nd

2101
02:14:23,060 --> 02:14:28,500
june 2nd across all platforms as usual yep yep well that's absolutely superb i just finally

2102
02:14:28,500 --> 02:14:33,780
fucking harry redknapp look look at how white harry redknapp's shoe is that harry harry

2103
02:14:33,780 --> 02:14:40,580
redknapp is it or have i got that wrong look at how white his shoes are he's wearing a pair of

2104
02:14:40,580 --> 02:14:49,540
fucking reebok classics all white affairs you were very very naughty boys he would be because he's a

2105
02:14:49,540 --> 02:14:56,820
bournemouth man isn't he and he's on the wine he's a wheeler he's a dealer he's a bit of a dell boy he's

2106
02:14:56,820 --> 02:15:05,860
working his redknapp magic with the farage and phil jupitus in the corner or phil jupitus's brother

2107
02:15:06,580 --> 02:15:09,780
harry redknapp you know what i mean

2108
02:15:10,340 --> 02:15:16,420
were we because you criticized the government about repeated lockdowns yes we did i bet the government

2109
02:15:16,420 --> 02:15:23,380
were shitting themselves when right said fred came out of fucking nowhere's filled with a real broadside

2110
02:15:23,380 --> 02:15:30,420
against their covid policy that sealed the deal on a lot of fucking mps and politicians heads at the time

2111
02:15:31,220 --> 02:15:35,220
we had made the mistake of voicing your opinion yeah you're allowed to do that oh dear you mustn't do that

2112
02:15:35,220 --> 02:15:47,460
you mustn't do that yeah mustn't do that um yeah we we went to a demo it the first one of the first

2113
02:15:47,460 --> 02:15:52,260
demos in trafalgar square and piers morgan just threw his toys out the pram you got very upset he

2114
02:15:52,260 --> 02:15:56,020
got really upset and that's when i suddenly thought you know the old saying you know if you're over the

2115
02:15:56,020 --> 02:16:01,140
target that's when you're getting flack yes um and that's uh so that that's when i knew yeah that was

2116
02:16:01,140 --> 02:16:09,940
a sign really one well one day it'll be lord piers morgan of lockdown i'm quite certain of that so are you

2117
02:16:09,940 --> 02:16:14,500
going back on tour yeah we'll go back on the road towards the end of the year and uh then probably

2118
02:16:14,500 --> 02:16:19,060
starting next spring as well yep yep well it's brilliant it's great to have you thank you very much

2119
02:16:19,060 --> 02:16:23,460
it's a song that makes everyone smile um so i think there's only one thing for it really

2120
02:16:24,500 --> 02:16:32,580
and that is take it away guys okay thank you did someone just drop a bomb on this shift

2121
02:16:33,700 --> 02:16:39,380
because that's the government about repeated lockdown yes we yes we did we had made the mistake of

2122
02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:47,860
voicing an opinion yeah um and that's uh so are you going back on tour yeah and that is take it away guys

2123
02:16:53,380 --> 02:17:03,060
come on get the f**king fred out uh harry redknapp's dying to see what's going on here and he's he's on

2124
02:17:03,060 --> 02:17:09,300
this chair which looks like it could fall back hopefully it was health and safety vetted before

2125
02:17:09,300 --> 02:17:20,980
he got on there because that could have been a nasty situation

2126
02:17:20,980 --> 02:17:36,900
i'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts i'm too sexy for my land too sexy for my land new york

2127
02:17:37,460 --> 02:17:43,380
too sexy for his glam what did he have a f**king local area network installed in the gaff

2128
02:17:43,940 --> 02:17:45,460
when he was writing the song did he

2129
02:17:48,340 --> 02:17:53,220
did someone just drop a bomb on this sh** because that stuff was a blast

2130
02:17:55,780 --> 02:18:18,340
degree since we started oh nigel's a model you know sorry i keep on skipping to that bit here we go just

2131
02:18:18,340 --> 02:18:26,260
through his toys i actually don't want to see this performance really don't want to see it

2132
02:18:30,980 --> 02:18:36,900
ssk thank you very much for the tip sk sorry i missed you there when we were taking the piss out

2133
02:18:36,900 --> 02:18:44,820
fresh i'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts

2134
02:18:48,020 --> 02:18:57,380
very bizarre isn't it look at the f**king scenario here too sexy for my land too sexy for my land new york and japan

2135
02:18:57,380 --> 02:19:19,380
lovely cutaways this guy absolutely living the f**king dream he can't contain the excitement inside his mind at the moment and it's manifesting itself in a grimace because it's so exciting

2136
02:19:19,380 --> 02:19:26,820
exciting and there we go he's looking away he doesn't even want to f**king look at them

2137
02:19:27,540 --> 02:19:34,900
maybe he's from birmingham and he perceived that lyric as a slight and this lady's clapping suggests

2138
02:19:35,540 --> 02:19:40,580
that it is not great at all because it's only one lady clapping at the time

2139
02:19:43,540 --> 02:19:48,580
this guy look he's clapping but he looks around at the camera because he's realized how embarrassing

2140
02:19:48,580 --> 02:19:53,380
it is at that time at that moment in time catch that again and see that again look

2141
02:19:55,380 --> 02:20:00,660
there he goes look am i being watched here f**k i've just realized f**k i've just had a realization

2142
02:20:01,220 --> 02:20:06,900
i'm in a i'm in a f**king golf clubhouse in bournemouth on live television uh

2143
02:20:08,820 --> 02:20:19,380
clapping clapping in 4-4 to right side fred with a load of you kippers is is this is this a good

2144
02:20:22,500 --> 02:20:36,980
thanks very much for the tip there welcome to jazz club nice it's a real victor meldrew kind of

2145
02:20:36,980 --> 02:20:44,100
scenario there is it i do like this

2146
02:20:50,100 --> 02:20:57,140
i'm too sexy for your party too sexy for your party no way i'm disco dancing

2147
02:20:57,780 --> 02:21:05,620
oh nigel's a model you know what i mean look at nigel's face look it's the go-to reaction for

2148
02:21:05,620 --> 02:21:12,580
nigel farage that that f**king face probably gonna get even more weird as we let it go on look

2149
02:21:13,620 --> 02:21:18,100
there we go i told you it would get even more weird he has such a f**king range

2150
02:21:18,820 --> 02:21:24,500
he is a real face maker dot com look at that f**king cheeky chap

2151
02:21:26,660 --> 02:21:31,700
this is a moment where i'd spend 10 minutes zooming in but i'm not gonna hopefully you can just make it out

2152
02:21:31,700 --> 02:21:40,340
yourselves he's holding look how long he holds it as well he must have training like uh theater training

2153
02:21:40,340 --> 02:21:46,740
look at that look at that it's actually bizarre thank you very much there just

2154
02:21:47,620 --> 02:21:54,180
the tip for ukip thank you very much on the cat wall yeah on the cat wall lovely capo on the second fret

2155
02:21:54,180 --> 02:22:01,620
there using a capo on the first four strings if anyone wants to give this tuna bash acoustic version

2156
02:22:01,620 --> 02:22:07,540
of i'm too sexy if anyone wants to play that you know where to go hanleyman thanks for the tip yeah he's

2157
02:22:07,540 --> 02:22:14,100
shout out to all the snakes in clan of kilty

2158
02:22:14,100 --> 02:22:22,980
nigel's f**king trademark socks he always has a union jack pillow behind his head in his car or a pair of f**king

2159
02:22:23,620 --> 02:22:27,780
union jack socks on it's uh hilarious

2160
02:22:31,060 --> 02:22:36,420
any more interesting f**king background scenarios there no they're all intent on having a good time

2161
02:22:36,420 --> 02:22:44,660
anyway i can smell gary mason thank you very much for that too sexy for my car too sexy for my car too sexy by far

2162
02:22:45,620 --> 02:22:48,060
And I'm too sexy for my hat.

2163
02:22:48,180 --> 02:22:49,740
Too sexy for my hat.

2164
02:22:49,860 --> 02:22:51,500
What do you think about that?

2165
02:22:52,340 --> 02:22:53,980
Oh, I'm a model.

2166
02:22:54,320 --> 02:22:55,680
You know what I mean.

2167
02:22:55,760 --> 02:22:56,500
And he does.

2168
02:22:56,640 --> 02:22:57,460
It'll turn on the catwalk.

2169
02:22:57,460 --> 02:22:58,200
Beautiful stuff.

2170
02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:00,000
Yeah, on the catwalk.

2171
02:23:00,000 --> 02:23:00,740
It's a great gig.

2172
02:23:00,800 --> 02:23:02,580
It was a fucking mental gig, man.

2173
02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:06,400
Such vibes, man.

2174
02:23:06,480 --> 02:23:08,300
No phones, just vibes.

2175
02:23:09,460 --> 02:23:11,320
Actually, look, there is someone on their phone.

2176
02:23:12,660 --> 02:23:15,080
But a fair play to her for living in the moment, man.

2177
02:23:15,440 --> 02:23:17,200
And fair play to this guy as well.

2178
02:23:17,260 --> 02:23:18,000
Look in the background.

2179
02:23:18,720 --> 02:23:21,280
Keeping away from the camera so he's not embarrassed,

2180
02:23:21,500 --> 02:23:23,000
but he's still clapping the cunt.

2181
02:23:27,060 --> 02:23:27,780
That.

2182
02:23:28,700 --> 02:23:30,220
Da-da-da-da-da.

2183
02:23:30,220 --> 02:23:31,100
On the catwalk.

2184
02:23:31,580 --> 02:23:32,820
On the catwalk.

2185
02:23:33,120 --> 02:23:36,280
Nigel does his little turn on the catwalk.

2186
02:23:37,800 --> 02:23:39,160
Too sexy for my.

2187
02:23:39,660 --> 02:23:40,940
Too sexy for my.

2188
02:23:41,440 --> 02:23:42,260
Look at that.

2189
02:23:43,400 --> 02:23:46,560
Paraj keeps on looking at Harry Redknapp to try and make him.

2190
02:23:46,620 --> 02:23:47,400
Yeah, come on, Harry.

2191
02:23:47,540 --> 02:23:49,100
Fucking pretend like you're having fun, man.

2192
02:23:49,620 --> 02:23:50,760
Do a clap or something.

2193
02:23:51,000 --> 02:23:54,300
And Harry has been forced into lightly clapping.

2194
02:23:55,300 --> 02:23:56,020
Not even clapping.

2195
02:23:57,020 --> 02:24:03,520
Lightly tapping his knee with his arm fixed in a fixed position so it doesn't look like he's moving.

2196
02:24:03,580 --> 02:24:04,720
But we can see it.

2197
02:24:05,720 --> 02:24:07,560
He's still fucking clapped.

2198
02:24:08,080 --> 02:24:08,220
Look.

2199
02:24:09,280 --> 02:24:10,300
Not even moving.

2200
02:24:10,480 --> 02:24:11,040
Not even moving.

2201
02:24:11,300 --> 02:24:12,740
It is lightly, lightly, lightly.

2202
02:24:12,960 --> 02:24:14,080
You know what I mean.

2203
02:24:15,080 --> 02:24:16,760
Let's just see that Harry Redknapp.

2204
02:24:18,760 --> 02:24:19,860
Too sexy for my.

2205
02:24:19,860 --> 02:24:20,080
Look.

2206
02:24:20,760 --> 02:24:23,660
There's the movement to make Harry fucking move.

2207
02:24:23,800 --> 02:24:24,000
It's like.

2208
02:24:24,440 --> 02:24:25,420
Come on, Harry.

2209
02:24:27,120 --> 02:24:28,500
Harry's going for there.

2210
02:24:29,000 --> 02:24:30,000
Too sexy for my.

2211
02:24:31,540 --> 02:24:32,840
Nigel is a model.

2212
02:24:33,220 --> 02:24:33,800
You know what.

2213
02:24:34,100 --> 02:24:35,620
He's done this fucking.

2214
02:24:36,380 --> 02:24:36,940
Nigel.

2215
02:24:37,420 --> 02:24:38,200
You know.

2216
02:24:38,300 --> 02:24:40,340
He's done that like 20 times.

2217
02:24:41,800 --> 02:24:42,040
Do you know?

2218
02:24:42,100 --> 02:24:44,460
It was funny in the first fucking time he said it.

2219
02:24:44,460 --> 02:24:45,320
But I thought it was going to.

2220
02:24:45,440 --> 02:24:46,980
Is it not going to develop into something?

2221
02:24:47,440 --> 02:24:49,020
It seemingly isn't.

2222
02:24:51,540 --> 02:24:52,360
Oh, God.

2223
02:24:53,260 --> 02:24:54,720
Just as I said it.

2224
02:24:55,180 --> 02:24:55,920
Here we go.

2225
02:24:57,220 --> 02:24:57,540
Sorry.

2226
02:24:57,740 --> 02:24:58,540
It's late enough.

2227
02:24:58,640 --> 02:24:59,980
It's 1 a.m. in the morning.

2228
02:25:00,180 --> 02:25:01,320
It's going to get weird.

2229
02:25:01,960 --> 02:25:02,560
Here we go.

2230
02:25:13,100 --> 02:25:14,460
He'll fucking do anything.

2231
02:25:15,280 --> 02:25:16,020
He'll do anything.

2232
02:25:16,020 --> 02:25:18,440
Look at him, Lucky.

2233
02:25:18,700 --> 02:25:19,020
I don't.

2234
02:25:19,320 --> 02:25:20,240
Does he know it's.

2235
02:25:20,440 --> 02:25:21,220
It was going to happen?

2236
02:25:22,220 --> 02:25:22,900
This fella.

2237
02:25:23,620 --> 02:25:24,900
Started to liven up.

2238
02:25:25,000 --> 02:25:26,000
Maybe he was really.

2239
02:25:26,220 --> 02:25:26,600
This is.

2240
02:25:27,020 --> 02:25:28,760
A lot of the fella's fantasies.

2241
02:25:28,820 --> 02:25:29,680
Maybe in the audience.

2242
02:25:29,680 --> 02:25:31,260
Was for something like this to happen.

2243
02:25:33,740 --> 02:25:35,760
He dropped the ball in the background there.

2244
02:25:35,800 --> 02:25:36,740
On the fucking peanut.

2245
02:25:37,480 --> 02:25:37,880
Holster.

2246
02:25:37,980 --> 02:25:39,580
Because there's a yellow and a green.

2247
02:25:39,760 --> 02:25:41,660
And then when you blend that with the pink hues.

2248
02:25:41,720 --> 02:25:42,880
And the reds and the blues here.

2249
02:25:42,920 --> 02:25:44,140
You get a rainbow effect.

2250
02:25:44,620 --> 02:25:45,040
Not.

2251
02:25:45,600 --> 02:25:46,560
An icon.

2252
02:25:46,840 --> 02:25:48,720
That these guys want to have in their show.

2253
02:25:48,880 --> 02:25:50,180
So what we've got here was.

2254
02:25:51,340 --> 02:25:52,300
Right said Fred.

2255
02:25:53,640 --> 02:25:54,080
Who.

2256
02:25:54,480 --> 02:25:54,760
You know.

2257
02:25:54,820 --> 02:25:55,220
They're gay.

2258
02:25:55,920 --> 02:25:56,920
And then you've got.

2259
02:25:57,460 --> 02:25:57,900
Farage.

2260
02:25:57,980 --> 02:25:59,260
Taking off his pink tie.

2261
02:25:59,340 --> 02:26:00,720
Doing a fucking camp dance.

2262
02:26:00,720 --> 02:26:02,140
Under the neon pinks.

2263
02:26:02,400 --> 02:26:03,660
And then the rainbow as well.

2264
02:26:04,000 --> 02:26:05,340
And then all these other men.

2265
02:26:05,420 --> 02:26:06,540
Just really loving it.

2266
02:26:08,440 --> 02:26:09,980
Maybe it's a way of them showing.

2267
02:26:10,340 --> 02:26:10,640
Yeah.

2268
02:26:10,780 --> 02:26:11,460
We are right wing.

2269
02:26:11,540 --> 02:26:12,980
But we get down with.

2270
02:26:14,460 --> 02:26:16,140
Different subcultures as well.

2271
02:26:16,420 --> 02:26:17,100
Right said Fred.

2272
02:26:17,380 --> 02:26:18,700
He did a fucking striptease.

2273
02:26:18,840 --> 02:26:19,820
With right said Fred.

2274
02:26:20,020 --> 02:26:21,960
So you can't have a go at him.

2275
02:26:22,100 --> 02:26:22,760
That kind of a way.

2276
02:26:23,140 --> 02:26:23,940
Harry Knee Slap.

2277
02:26:23,980 --> 02:26:24,740
Thank you very much.

2278
02:26:24,740 --> 02:26:27,580
I'm too sexy for my love.

2279
02:26:27,920 --> 02:26:28,680
Too sexy for.

2280
02:26:28,880 --> 02:26:30,560
Phil Jupiter's is fucking.

2281
02:26:30,720 --> 02:26:32,220
A strange brother.

2282
02:26:33,100 --> 02:26:34,220
There is fucking.

2283
02:26:34,460 --> 02:26:35,860
Going fucking mad for it.

2284
02:26:36,500 --> 02:26:36,860
Oh man.

2285
02:26:36,980 --> 02:26:38,160
Is he going to leave it there?

2286
02:26:38,520 --> 02:26:39,020
Not going to.

2287
02:26:39,240 --> 02:26:39,680
The two.

2288
02:26:40,480 --> 02:26:40,660
That.

2289
02:26:40,920 --> 02:26:43,000
The clapper that was a bit fucking embarrassed.

2290
02:26:43,200 --> 02:26:44,400
Is loving this.

2291
02:26:45,180 --> 02:26:47,040
And then this fella's just turned away.

2292
02:26:47,240 --> 02:26:49,140
He's a right said Fred merchant himself.

2293
02:26:49,840 --> 02:26:51,200
But he's not really interested.

2294
02:26:51,380 --> 02:26:52,820
And they all have wristbands look.

2295
02:26:52,960 --> 02:26:55,380
Red wristband to make sure that nobody.

2296
02:26:56,180 --> 02:26:58,340
Untoward has managed to infiltrate.

2297
02:26:58,340 --> 02:26:59,900
The Farage at large.

2298
02:27:00,720 --> 02:27:02,780
Outside broadcast for the day.

2299
02:27:02,900 --> 02:27:03,420
That's in it.

2300
02:27:06,100 --> 02:27:06,620
Alright.

2301
02:27:06,940 --> 02:27:07,680
Scratch ending.

2302
02:27:08,040 --> 02:27:08,420
Jesus.

2303
02:27:11,060 --> 02:27:11,500
Unbelievable.

2304
02:27:11,700 --> 02:27:12,860
It was a good little watch.

2305
02:27:12,960 --> 02:27:13,080
Anyway.

2306
02:27:13,220 --> 02:27:13,920
For a five minute.

2307
02:27:14,000 --> 02:27:14,920
There's a lot of content.

2308
02:27:14,920 --> 02:27:16,940
In that five minute piece.

2309
02:27:18,500 --> 02:27:19,820
Thought it was going to go.

2310
02:27:21,400 --> 02:27:22,440
Further or beyond.

2311
02:27:22,680 --> 02:27:22,960
But no.

2312
02:27:23,180 --> 02:27:24,000
Let's see what.

2313
02:27:24,180 --> 02:27:25,460
What we did get to see.

2314
02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:29,540
What pussy cat.

2315
02:27:29,540 --> 02:27:31,100
I'm too sexy for my.

2316
02:27:31,520 --> 02:27:31,840
Cat.

2317
02:27:32,040 --> 02:27:32,860
Poor pussy.

2318
02:27:33,360 --> 02:27:34,020
Poor pussy.

2319
02:27:34,020 --> 02:27:34,540
Cat.

2320
02:27:34,940 --> 02:27:36,980
I'm too sexy for my love.

2321
02:27:37,300 --> 02:27:38,220
Poor pussy.

2322
02:27:38,760 --> 02:27:39,420
Poor pussy.

2323
02:27:39,420 --> 02:27:39,940
Cat.

2324
02:27:40,320 --> 02:27:42,500
I'm too sexy for my love.

2325
02:27:42,860 --> 02:27:43,340
Pussy.

2326
02:27:43,860 --> 02:27:45,080
Poor pussy cat.

2327
02:27:45,500 --> 02:27:47,620
I'm too sexy for my love.

2328
02:27:48,500 --> 02:27:48,940
Oh.

2329
02:27:49,360 --> 02:27:51,460
The whole Monty.

2330
02:27:51,540 --> 02:27:52,220
Thank you very much.

2331
02:27:52,300 --> 02:27:53,240
For my love.

2332
02:27:53,360 --> 02:27:53,600
Love.

2333
02:27:53,720 --> 02:27:54,920
You're having to leave me.

2334
02:27:56,520 --> 02:27:56,920
Look.

2335
02:27:57,000 --> 02:27:58,420
That's the last thing you saw.

2336
02:28:00,420 --> 02:28:01,640
Before you woke up.

2337
02:28:02,520 --> 02:28:03,480
The next day.

2338
02:28:03,600 --> 02:28:04,260
In a cell.

2339
02:28:05,520 --> 02:28:06,800
Thank you very much there.

2340
02:28:06,940 --> 02:28:07,680
For the tip there.

2341
02:28:07,760 --> 02:28:08,480
The whole Monty.

2342
02:28:08,600 --> 02:28:09,900
And Harry's knee slap.

2343
02:28:10,680 --> 02:28:11,580
Crazy bit of business.

2344
02:28:12,060 --> 02:28:13,040
It's a resi boss.

2345
02:28:14,180 --> 02:28:15,060
If I got this.

2346
02:28:15,120 --> 02:28:16,420
If this was a resi boss.

2347
02:28:16,480 --> 02:28:17,580
I'd be very fucking scared.

2348
02:28:17,720 --> 02:28:19,100
I'd definitely go for his eyes.

2349
02:28:19,240 --> 02:28:19,480
Do you know.

2350
02:28:19,540 --> 02:28:20,260
If you're looking for.

2351
02:28:20,340 --> 02:28:21,840
When you come up against a boss.

2352
02:28:22,360 --> 02:28:23,240
And that was the boss.

2353
02:28:23,320 --> 02:28:24,180
I was faced with.

2354
02:28:24,840 --> 02:28:25,800
The eyeballs.

2355
02:28:26,000 --> 02:28:27,280
Would be the first targets.

2356
02:28:27,280 --> 02:28:28,360
For the fucking sniper.

2357
02:28:28,520 --> 02:28:29,300
Because I'd be like.

2358
02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:31,760
They've been accentuated.

2359
02:28:31,760 --> 02:28:32,540
To a point.

2360
02:28:32,660 --> 02:28:33,820
Where it makes me go.

2361
02:28:34,160 --> 02:28:35,960
They need to be the first things.

2362
02:28:35,960 --> 02:28:36,660
That I attack.

2363
02:28:36,720 --> 02:28:38,080
In order to destabilize them.

2364
02:28:38,620 --> 02:28:39,720
Whereas many other people.

2365
02:28:39,720 --> 02:28:40,200
Would say.

2366
02:28:40,300 --> 02:28:41,060
It's just normal.

2367
02:28:41,160 --> 02:28:41,660
It's a human.

2368
02:28:41,780 --> 02:28:42,920
So you go for different parts.

2369
02:28:43,460 --> 02:28:44,000
The eyes.

2370
02:28:44,240 --> 02:28:44,960
They stick out.

2371
02:28:47,640 --> 02:28:48,540
And there we go.

2372
02:28:48,580 --> 02:28:49,400
That's the end of that one.

2373
02:28:55,200 --> 02:28:56,060
Good suggestion.

2374
02:28:56,380 --> 02:28:57,120
Good suggestion.

2375
02:28:57,520 --> 02:28:57,780
Tom.

2376
02:28:57,820 --> 02:28:58,440
What did you make of it?

2377
02:28:59,440 --> 02:29:00,660
I don't know what to make of that.

2378
02:29:00,700 --> 02:29:01,160
To be honest.

2379
02:29:01,300 --> 02:29:01,620
It was.

2380
02:29:02,860 --> 02:29:03,300
Bizarre.

2381
02:29:04,520 --> 02:29:04,780
And.

2382
02:29:05,340 --> 02:29:05,660
Thankfully.

2383
02:29:05,900 --> 02:29:07,080
He left a lot of it on.

2384
02:29:07,180 --> 02:29:08,500
He left a lot of it on the table.

2385
02:29:08,740 --> 02:29:09,320
In Bournemouth.

2386
02:29:09,380 --> 02:29:09,900
He's making trouble.

2387
02:29:10,020 --> 02:29:10,840
We can't just leave him.

2388
02:29:10,860 --> 02:29:11,060
Right?

2389
02:29:11,500 --> 02:29:12,280
I won't be going back.

2390
02:29:12,380 --> 02:29:13,280
I won't be going to Bournemouth.

2391
02:29:13,280 --> 02:29:13,920
Anytime soon.

2392
02:29:13,920 --> 02:29:20,140
Smash a few pots.

2393
02:29:20,140 --> 02:29:21,320
And get the fucking.

2394
02:29:21,640 --> 02:29:22,660
Show on the road here.

2395
02:29:22,740 --> 02:29:23,860
And get through this little maze.

2396
02:29:23,940 --> 02:29:24,580
Outside the back.

2397
02:29:24,740 --> 02:29:24,940
Because.

2398
02:29:25,800 --> 02:29:26,840
I'm amazed.

2399
02:29:27,220 --> 02:29:28,500
At how long it's taken us.

2400
02:29:28,560 --> 02:29:29,720
To even get to this stage.

2401
02:29:30,540 --> 02:29:31,820
It won't take too long.

2402
02:29:38,540 --> 02:29:40,600
There's going to be some funny stuff.

2403
02:29:42,040 --> 02:29:43,460
In that entire.

2404
02:29:45,020 --> 02:29:45,960
Form of thing.

2405
02:29:47,160 --> 02:29:49,180
There's funny stuff in all of those live.

2406
02:29:49,320 --> 02:29:50,540
Farage at large bits.

2407
02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:53,520
It's like.

2408
02:29:53,680 --> 02:29:54,960
They've got the same.

2409
02:29:55,020 --> 02:29:56,140
It's like cut and paste.

2410
02:29:56,320 --> 02:29:57,100
Audience members.

2411
02:29:57,240 --> 02:29:57,520
They're all.

2412
02:29:57,620 --> 02:29:59,140
They all look the exact same.

2413
02:30:01,700 --> 02:30:03,280
Resident Evil Fred.

2414
02:30:06,080 --> 02:30:07,120
We go up here.

2415
02:30:07,420 --> 02:30:09,120
We raise a few flags.

2416
02:30:09,380 --> 02:30:10,180
Of our fathers.

2417
02:30:11,680 --> 02:30:12,980
Send a few letters.

2418
02:30:13,700 --> 02:30:14,620
Of Iwo Jima.

2419
02:30:16,940 --> 02:30:18,260
Letters to Iwo Jima.

2420
02:30:20,220 --> 02:30:20,580
Yeah.

2421
02:30:21,520 --> 02:30:21,780
Yeah.

2422
02:30:28,780 --> 02:30:29,820
Keep the show going.

2423
02:30:29,880 --> 02:30:30,700
Keep the show on the road.

2424
02:30:30,800 --> 02:30:32,200
You need to make sure that she's safe now.

2425
02:30:32,280 --> 02:30:33,580
Because you're going to be dealing with.

2426
02:30:34,160 --> 02:30:35,220
Different kinds of.

2427
02:30:35,600 --> 02:30:36,360
Elemental terror.

2428
02:30:36,880 --> 02:30:38,380
The element of demon dogs.

2429
02:30:38,880 --> 02:30:39,920
The element of.

2430
02:30:40,920 --> 02:30:41,900
More cunts.

2431
02:30:42,380 --> 02:30:43,660
There's a viper there as well.

2432
02:30:43,720 --> 02:30:44,520
Frankie Schoonz.

2433
02:30:44,560 --> 02:30:45,440
Thank you very much.

2434
02:30:45,680 --> 02:30:46,360
Very very kindly.

2435
02:30:46,480 --> 02:30:47,440
Hope you're getting down well.

2436
02:30:51,660 --> 02:30:52,180
Francesco.

2437
02:30:52,580 --> 02:30:53,880
Esco Nairi's.

2438
02:30:54,040 --> 02:30:54,840
The third.

2439
02:30:56,320 --> 02:30:57,300
Thank you very much.

2440
02:30:58,140 --> 02:30:58,580
And here we.

2441
02:30:59,080 --> 02:31:00,100
You're on my line there.

2442
02:31:01,060 --> 02:31:02,240
With the demon dogs here.

2443
02:31:03,500 --> 02:31:05,120
You need to clean up the shit here.

2444
02:31:05,200 --> 02:31:05,760
That's going to.

2445
02:31:06,160 --> 02:31:06,560
Happen.

2446
02:31:06,880 --> 02:31:08,220
That's a lovely headshot there.

2447
02:31:08,420 --> 02:31:08,740
That was.

2448
02:31:08,920 --> 02:31:09,840
That put him to sleep.

2449
02:31:10,840 --> 02:31:12,180
Good thing about that red nine.

2450
02:31:12,280 --> 02:31:13,040
That you've tricked out.

2451
02:31:13,240 --> 02:31:14,280
Should put them down.

2452
02:31:14,420 --> 02:31:15,100
With no fucking.

2453
02:31:15,900 --> 02:31:16,880
Hassle whatsoever.

2454
02:31:17,880 --> 02:31:18,980
David Hasslehoff.

2455
02:31:20,660 --> 02:31:22,420
You could have ate that snake as well.

2456
02:31:26,800 --> 02:31:28,260
You could have ate that snake.

2457
02:31:31,660 --> 02:31:33,940
Should reload these fucking pieces.

2458
02:31:34,380 --> 02:31:35,200
Sweet little pieces.

2459
02:31:35,200 --> 02:31:37,700
Get that out there.

2460
02:31:38,700 --> 02:31:39,400
Give me some space.

2461
02:31:39,900 --> 02:31:40,320
Come on.

2462
02:31:40,400 --> 02:31:41,980
I'd tell her to stay.

2463
02:31:42,100 --> 02:31:43,340
But I'd be a bit concerned.

2464
02:31:45,680 --> 02:31:47,200
That the dogs would fucking get to it.

2465
02:31:47,240 --> 02:31:50,020
Did you ever see Westlife doing a cover of Don'tcha?

2466
02:31:50,140 --> 02:31:51,080
It's insane.

2467
02:31:51,300 --> 02:31:52,440
Says Frankie Schoonz.

2468
02:31:53,240 --> 02:31:54,520
I haven't seen it.

2469
02:31:55,720 --> 02:31:56,040
And.

2470
02:31:57,120 --> 02:31:57,560
Look.

2471
02:31:57,720 --> 02:31:58,840
We need to start.

2472
02:31:59,060 --> 02:32:00,680
Fucking getting a document together.

2473
02:32:00,880 --> 02:32:02,240
Of things that I need to watch.

2474
02:32:02,320 --> 02:32:02,960
Because I forget.

2475
02:32:03,120 --> 02:32:03,880
Very easily.

2476
02:32:05,400 --> 02:32:07,620
When it comes around to fucking watching stuff.

2477
02:32:08,540 --> 02:32:10,320
Saw a great video the other day.

2478
02:32:10,640 --> 02:32:10,720
Of.

2479
02:32:11,040 --> 02:32:11,940
I like things.

2480
02:32:12,500 --> 02:32:14,000
Like videos of television.

2481
02:32:14,180 --> 02:32:14,260
That.

2482
02:32:14,560 --> 02:32:15,480
That's gone wrong.

2483
02:32:15,920 --> 02:32:16,120
And.

2484
02:32:17,020 --> 02:32:18,060
They aired.

2485
02:32:18,380 --> 02:32:19,540
An episode of.

2486
02:32:19,740 --> 02:32:20,980
Gordon Ramsay's.

2487
02:32:21,900 --> 02:32:22,460
I don't.

2488
02:32:22,560 --> 02:32:23,780
Bed and breakfast nightmares.

2489
02:32:23,900 --> 02:32:24,840
Or hotel nightmares.

2490
02:32:24,840 --> 02:32:26,680
God knows how he'd gone from kitchen.

2491
02:32:26,900 --> 02:32:27,560
To doing fucking.

2492
02:32:27,780 --> 02:32:28,960
Hotels and bed and breakfast.

2493
02:32:29,240 --> 02:32:29,640
But anyway.

2494
02:32:30,900 --> 02:32:32,480
They aired it at 11 a.m.

2495
02:32:32,500 --> 02:32:32,980
In the morning.

2496
02:32:33,560 --> 02:32:34,840
When it's a post watershed language.

2497
02:32:34,840 --> 02:32:35,740
Show.

2498
02:32:36,380 --> 02:32:36,820
And then.

2499
02:32:37,000 --> 02:32:38,060
They had to stop.

2500
02:32:39,220 --> 02:32:39,700
Stop.

2501
02:32:39,780 --> 02:32:41,160
Five minutes into the broadcast.

2502
02:32:41,300 --> 02:32:41,640
And go.

2503
02:32:41,740 --> 02:32:43,020
We're very sorry actually.

2504
02:32:43,180 --> 02:32:43,320
We.

2505
02:32:43,680 --> 02:32:44,940
We'll have to put on a.

2506
02:32:44,940 --> 02:32:45,700
Different program.

2507
02:32:45,860 --> 02:32:46,580
Then they put on a.

2508
02:32:46,640 --> 02:32:47,580
Crystal maze program.

2509
02:32:48,460 --> 02:32:48,940
Because.

2510
02:32:49,000 --> 02:32:50,100
He was fucking swearing.

2511
02:32:50,360 --> 02:32:51,080
Hotel hell.

2512
02:32:56,120 --> 02:32:56,620
Yeah.

2513
02:32:56,760 --> 02:32:58,280
CR's video vaults is great.

2514
02:32:58,540 --> 02:32:59,260
Great channel.

2515
02:32:59,780 --> 02:33:00,500
As was.

2516
02:33:00,720 --> 02:33:01,260
Or is.

2517
02:33:02,080 --> 02:33:02,460
The.

2518
02:33:02,460 --> 02:33:02,760
Yeah.

2519
02:33:04,160 --> 02:33:05,320
What was the go to.

2520
02:33:05,500 --> 02:33:06,140
For all the fucking.

2521
02:33:06,300 --> 02:33:07,060
Old videos.

2522
02:33:07,440 --> 02:33:08,380
That got taken down.

2523
02:33:08,800 --> 02:33:09,880
Where I think it's back now.

2524
02:33:10,040 --> 02:33:10,960
Or maybe it's back.

2525
02:33:11,040 --> 02:33:11,900
In a different guise.

2526
02:33:14,380 --> 02:33:15,280
Killian M2.

2527
02:33:15,400 --> 02:33:15,600
Yeah.

2528
02:33:15,940 --> 02:33:16,380
Won't open.

2529
02:33:17,180 --> 02:33:18,420
But there's loads now.

2530
02:33:18,520 --> 02:33:19,000
There's actually.

2531
02:33:19,140 --> 02:33:19,740
Quite a few.

2532
02:33:19,920 --> 02:33:20,660
Old VHS.

2533
02:33:20,880 --> 02:33:21,580
I was hooked.

2534
02:33:21,920 --> 02:33:23,380
Addicted to VHS.

2535
02:33:24,640 --> 02:33:25,200
YouTube.

2536
02:33:25,440 --> 02:33:25,960
Uh.

2537
02:33:26,000 --> 02:33:27,180
Channels that have just.

2538
02:33:27,480 --> 02:33:28,140
Reuploaded.

2539
02:33:28,300 --> 02:33:28,700
Old.

2540
02:33:29,120 --> 02:33:30,260
Television programs.

2541
02:33:30,720 --> 02:33:31,080
Continuity.

2542
02:33:31,400 --> 02:33:31,760
And.

2543
02:33:32,100 --> 02:33:32,540
Adverts.

2544
02:33:34,640 --> 02:33:35,040
Uh.

2545
02:33:35,720 --> 02:33:36,100
Let's see.

2546
02:33:36,180 --> 02:33:36,320
No.

2547
02:33:36,420 --> 02:33:37,160
So we've done that one.

2548
02:33:37,360 --> 02:33:39,700
And then we go around to this fucking tower around here.

2549
02:33:40,560 --> 02:33:41,200
Sorry about this.

2550
02:33:41,260 --> 02:33:41,540
Where is it?

2551
02:33:42,920 --> 02:33:43,680
Can we get up there?

2552
02:33:43,740 --> 02:33:43,900
No.

2553
02:33:43,980 --> 02:33:44,600
The wrong way.

2554
02:33:44,680 --> 02:33:46,240
You need to actually go around.

2555
02:33:46,660 --> 02:33:47,260
The side there.

2556
02:33:47,300 --> 02:33:48,100
I was going the right way.

2557
02:33:48,220 --> 02:33:48,560
Initially.

2558
02:33:49,560 --> 02:33:49,820
Yeah.

2559
02:33:49,860 --> 02:33:51,100
I've become addicted to those channels.

2560
02:33:51,240 --> 02:33:51,940
Because they.

2561
02:33:52,020 --> 02:33:52,300
Uh.

2562
02:33:53,180 --> 02:33:54,580
They have everything in its entirety.

2563
02:33:54,680 --> 02:33:54,940
And they're.

2564
02:33:55,000 --> 02:33:56,680
They're kind of time capsules as well.

2565
02:33:56,740 --> 02:33:58,460
So if you end up tuning into one of those.

2566
02:33:58,840 --> 02:33:59,240
Videos.

2567
02:33:59,360 --> 02:34:00,380
And it's from a show from.

2568
02:34:00,640 --> 02:34:01,900
10, 20, 30 years ago.

2569
02:34:02,620 --> 02:34:03,380
You get a.

2570
02:34:03,400 --> 02:34:04,480
An episode of the news.

2571
02:34:04,980 --> 02:34:06,500
You get an episode of the news.

2572
02:34:07,880 --> 02:34:08,280
And.

2573
02:34:08,460 --> 02:34:08,600
Uh.

2574
02:34:08,980 --> 02:34:11,200
It's a real time capsule scenario.

2575
02:34:11,800 --> 02:34:12,740
I do put them on.

2576
02:34:12,840 --> 02:34:13,860
And fall asleep to them.

2577
02:34:13,900 --> 02:34:14,860
I'll put on a news.

2578
02:34:15,000 --> 02:34:15,880
An episode of the news.

2579
02:34:15,880 --> 02:34:17,160
From 1982.

2580
02:34:18,440 --> 02:34:19,380
Just cause it's like.

2581
02:34:19,500 --> 02:34:19,660
Wow.

2582
02:34:19,720 --> 02:34:21,360
So now I'll know what's happened on.

2583
02:34:22,100 --> 02:34:23,300
November the 5th.

2584
02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:24,020
1982.

2585
02:34:25,580 --> 02:34:26,180
Fuck you.

2586
02:34:27,600 --> 02:34:28,040
Jesus.

2587
02:34:28,180 --> 02:34:29,020
Ashley's getting mauled.

2588
02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:30,420
Are you okay?

2589
02:34:33,580 --> 02:34:34,540
Oh my god.

2590
02:34:35,200 --> 02:34:37,460
This is not a great scenario for me.

2591
02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:38,120
Or Ashley.

2592
02:34:38,320 --> 02:34:38,580
Oh.

2593
02:34:38,800 --> 02:34:39,120
Jesus.

2594
02:34:39,340 --> 02:34:39,600
She's.

2595
02:34:40,720 --> 02:34:42,040
That one's got a problem.

2596
02:34:42,700 --> 02:34:43,920
That one's got a big problem.

2597
02:34:44,120 --> 02:34:45,100
Needs to be seen.

2598
02:34:46,920 --> 02:34:48,000
Needs to be seen to.

2599
02:34:48,900 --> 02:34:49,340
Unfortunately.

2600
02:34:49,440 --> 02:34:52,060
There wasn't an option to go to the vets.

2601
02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:53,160
We had to put them down.

2602
02:34:53,280 --> 02:34:53,600
Sorry.

2603
02:34:54,300 --> 02:34:54,980
To the owner.

2604
02:34:56,600 --> 02:34:58,640
Those things are a great kind of.

2605
02:34:58,640 --> 02:34:59,040
Uh.

2606
02:34:59,220 --> 02:35:00,640
Chill out vibe to them.

2607
02:35:00,780 --> 02:35:00,920
And.

2608
02:35:01,280 --> 02:35:01,480
Yeah.

2609
02:35:01,660 --> 02:35:02,660
I've been falling asleep.

2610
02:35:02,740 --> 02:35:03,220
Listening to.

2611
02:35:03,400 --> 02:35:03,640
Like.

2612
02:35:03,740 --> 02:35:04,200
A plane.

2613
02:35:04,300 --> 02:35:05,460
Has it exploded over.

2614
02:35:05,460 --> 02:35:05,980
Uh.

2615
02:35:05,980 --> 02:35:06,400
Scotland.

2616
02:35:06,600 --> 02:35:08,340
And it turned out to be the Lockerbie bomb.

2617
02:35:09,140 --> 02:35:09,400
And.

2618
02:35:09,560 --> 02:35:09,660
Uh.

2619
02:35:09,660 --> 02:35:10,780
Thing about the UK.

2620
02:35:11,780 --> 02:35:12,260
News.

2621
02:35:12,260 --> 02:35:12,300
News.

2622
02:35:12,300 --> 02:35:13,920
Throughout the 80s and 90s.

2623
02:35:14,240 --> 02:35:15,200
How prominent.

2624
02:35:15,500 --> 02:35:16,020
The troubles.

2625
02:35:16,900 --> 02:35:17,760
And the IRA.

2626
02:35:18,140 --> 02:35:19,160
And all the fucking.

2627
02:35:19,500 --> 02:35:20,180
Goings on.

2628
02:35:20,320 --> 02:35:20,560
Oh.

2629
02:35:20,700 --> 02:35:20,980
Was.

2630
02:35:20,980 --> 02:35:21,480
And then.

2631
02:35:21,860 --> 02:35:23,020
Nowadays you hear nothing.

2632
02:35:23,120 --> 02:35:23,360
Obviously.

2633
02:35:23,480 --> 02:35:24,140
Because it all stopped.

2634
02:35:24,260 --> 02:35:24,560
But like.

2635
02:35:25,160 --> 02:35:26,740
It's every fucking bulletin.

2636
02:35:26,820 --> 02:35:27,420
There was like a.

2637
02:35:28,060 --> 02:35:29,700
Some bad shit going on.

2638
02:35:29,780 --> 02:35:30,920
And someone getting killed.

2639
02:35:31,040 --> 02:35:31,120
And.

2640
02:35:32,940 --> 02:35:34,140
Must have been a fucking.

2641
02:35:35,940 --> 02:35:36,420
Real.

2642
02:35:36,540 --> 02:35:36,860
Uh.

2643
02:35:37,040 --> 02:35:37,560
Atmosphere.

2644
02:35:37,740 --> 02:35:38,080
Fear.

2645
02:35:39,020 --> 02:35:39,460
Atmosphere.

2646
02:35:41,300 --> 02:35:41,580
Uh.

2647
02:35:41,580 --> 02:35:42,400
Just while we're on the.

2648
02:35:42,480 --> 02:35:43,580
Topic of atmosphere.

2649
02:35:43,800 --> 02:35:44,200
And the word.

2650
02:35:44,280 --> 02:35:45,160
Actually having the word.

2651
02:35:45,280 --> 02:35:45,540
Fear.

2652
02:35:45,660 --> 02:35:46,040
In it.

2653
02:35:47,360 --> 02:35:47,680
Uh.

2654
02:35:47,680 --> 02:35:48,920
I had a board game.

2655
02:35:49,400 --> 02:35:50,120
That you had.

2656
02:35:50,260 --> 02:35:51,600
You get a VHS with it.

2657
02:35:51,680 --> 02:35:52,280
As a kid.

2658
02:35:52,380 --> 02:35:52,900
And it was called.

2659
02:35:53,240 --> 02:35:53,680
Atmosphere.

2660
02:35:54,080 --> 02:35:55,100
And you put the fucking.

2661
02:35:55,460 --> 02:35:55,720
Uh.

2662
02:35:55,720 --> 02:35:56,280
Video in.

2663
02:35:57,580 --> 02:35:59,160
And you played the game.

2664
02:35:59,340 --> 02:36:00,380
Whilst watching the video.

2665
02:36:00,700 --> 02:36:02,380
I've only just remembered that now.

2666
02:36:03,540 --> 02:36:04,940
But I don't think it was called.

2667
02:36:05,020 --> 02:36:05,400
Atmosphere.

2668
02:36:05,480 --> 02:36:06,220
I think atmosphere.

2669
02:36:06,220 --> 02:36:07,120
Was the one.

2670
02:36:08,300 --> 02:36:09,140
I wanted.

2671
02:36:09,260 --> 02:36:10,480
But what I got was.

2672
02:36:11,260 --> 02:36:12,780
One about pirates.

2673
02:36:13,660 --> 02:36:14,860
On a fucking island.

2674
02:36:15,540 --> 02:36:15,780
And.

2675
02:36:17,320 --> 02:36:18,360
Put it on once.

2676
02:36:18,500 --> 02:36:19,740
And never played it again.

2677
02:36:19,800 --> 02:36:20,120
Afterwards.

2678
02:36:20,920 --> 02:36:21,060
I.

2679
02:36:22,440 --> 02:36:23,340
What the fuck.

2680
02:36:24,300 --> 02:36:24,980
Kind of.

2681
02:36:27,220 --> 02:36:27,700
Mithering.

2682
02:36:27,860 --> 02:36:28,840
I had to fucking do.

2683
02:36:29,100 --> 02:36:29,920
To get that.

2684
02:36:30,080 --> 02:36:30,280
And then.

2685
02:36:30,400 --> 02:36:31,560
For it to just be left alone.

2686
02:36:31,660 --> 02:36:31,980
Then afterwards.

2687
02:36:32,260 --> 02:36:33,020
That was the way though.

2688
02:36:34,720 --> 02:36:35,160
Fuck.

2689
02:36:35,220 --> 02:36:35,420
Sorry.

2690
02:36:35,900 --> 02:36:36,400
Killed her.

2691
02:36:37,000 --> 02:36:37,860
Hopefully she's alright.

2692
02:36:37,860 --> 02:36:37,940
Alright.

2693
02:36:37,940 --> 02:36:37,960
Thanks.

2694
02:36:37,960 --> 02:36:41,840
Thanks.

2695
02:36:42,380 --> 02:36:42,900
Anytime.

2696
02:36:49,140 --> 02:36:49,920
Pile of bullets.

2697
02:36:53,100 --> 02:36:53,540
So.

2698
02:36:53,540 --> 02:36:54,960
Not to die anyway.

2699
02:36:56,440 --> 02:36:58,240
Not to die, to die or not to die.

2700
02:36:58,960 --> 02:36:59,640
Lady die.

2701
02:37:00,260 --> 02:37:03,920
That would have been another one of those 90s bulletins.

2702
02:37:04,080 --> 02:37:06,040
But that would have been 97, but not 98.

2703
02:37:08,600 --> 02:37:09,720
Die, lady die.

2704
02:37:10,360 --> 02:37:11,200
Funny how...

2705
02:37:11,200 --> 02:37:11,460
Oh!

2706
02:37:11,800 --> 02:37:15,860
Well, it's not funny, but she's called Lady Die and she died.

2707
02:37:16,000 --> 02:37:16,740
Sad, isn't it?

2708
02:37:18,120 --> 02:37:22,340
Maybe she should have rebranded to Lady Liv.

2709
02:37:23,940 --> 02:37:25,300
Or Lady Life.

2710
02:37:25,620 --> 02:37:27,000
Or Lady Alive.

2711
02:37:27,540 --> 02:37:30,180
Because she still would have been able to keep the I sound.

2712
02:37:30,540 --> 02:37:30,960
You alright?

2713
02:37:31,340 --> 02:37:35,020
But it wouldn't have had the die bit in it, you know?

2714
02:37:37,500 --> 02:37:39,160
Maybe I should...

2715
02:37:39,160 --> 02:37:39,800
Oh!

2716
02:37:40,280 --> 02:37:41,300
No, you're fucked!

2717
02:37:45,220 --> 02:37:46,260
Maybe I should what?

2718
02:37:48,660 --> 02:37:53,360
I was going to say, invent a time machine and go back and tell her to change her name.

2719
02:37:53,360 --> 02:37:54,400
But, um, alive.

2720
02:37:57,280 --> 02:38:02,820
I'd say it'd probably be best just fucking saying, listen, don't get in that, uh...

2721
02:38:02,820 --> 02:38:03,800
Fiat Uno.

2722
02:38:04,320 --> 02:38:06,660
Or don't get in that car, you know, when you're...

2723
02:38:06,660 --> 02:38:06,960
I don't know.

2724
02:38:07,040 --> 02:38:08,140
It's going to be fucking dodgy.

2725
02:38:09,900 --> 02:38:13,320
Because if you'd have gone at it from the whole, change your name to Alive, love.

2726
02:38:14,000 --> 02:38:14,960
That wouldn't have...

2727
02:38:14,960 --> 02:38:16,720
I don't think that would have just confused her.

2728
02:38:16,800 --> 02:38:19,580
I don't think it really would have had made any difference.

2729
02:38:21,220 --> 02:38:21,620
Yeah.

2730
02:38:23,300 --> 02:38:25,160
It actually wouldn't have made any difference.

2731
02:38:25,400 --> 02:38:27,140
It's just a light-hearted quip, but I mean...

2732
02:38:27,140 --> 02:38:30,520
Yeah, you probably are best warning people if they are coming.

2733
02:38:30,880 --> 02:38:31,680
Threat to their lives.

2734
02:38:31,860 --> 02:38:32,640
Oh, fuck off!

2735
02:38:33,160 --> 02:38:33,820
This is you!

2736
02:38:34,200 --> 02:38:37,140
You should have changed your name to, uh...

2737
02:38:39,140 --> 02:38:40,340
Leanna live-a-day.

2738
02:38:43,940 --> 02:38:44,880
Great stuff, Tom.

2739
02:38:45,360 --> 02:38:46,920
Ashley commands type formation.

2740
02:38:47,040 --> 02:38:47,420
Let's go.

2741
02:38:48,240 --> 02:38:49,820
That switch has been flicked.

2742
02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:52,260
What am I?

2743
02:38:52,340 --> 02:38:53,400
A fucking switch flicker.

2744
02:38:58,740 --> 02:39:00,900
Lovely bit of pace we're putting down here.

2745
02:39:04,020 --> 02:39:04,860
Don't use that.

2746
02:39:04,860 --> 02:39:04,880
Don't use that.

2747
02:39:04,980 --> 02:39:05,600
Use that one.

2748
02:39:09,160 --> 02:39:10,680
Fucking crap shotty.

2749
02:39:16,180 --> 02:39:18,760
Grogoski, thank you very much there for the tip.

2750
02:39:18,880 --> 02:39:19,960
Very, very kind of you.

2751
02:39:20,800 --> 02:39:21,440
And, uh...

2752
02:39:21,440 --> 02:39:21,940
Right...

2753
02:39:21,940 --> 02:39:23,460
Right spake snake.

2754
02:39:23,700 --> 02:39:24,560
Thank you very much.

2755
02:39:24,660 --> 02:39:25,380
I missed you, lads.

2756
02:39:25,460 --> 02:39:26,200
Missed the tip there.

2757
02:39:26,420 --> 02:39:26,660
And, uh...

2758
02:39:26,660 --> 02:39:29,000
Fred Durst's savage thirst.

2759
02:39:30,080 --> 02:39:32,280
Thank you so, so much.

2760
02:39:32,380 --> 02:39:35,060
From the bottom of my eyes and my hearts.

2761
02:39:35,540 --> 02:39:36,900
And everything around us.

2762
02:39:37,020 --> 02:39:38,440
We want to say thank you very much.

2763
02:39:40,940 --> 02:39:43,100
Paddy the Boo, thank you very much for that as well.

2764
02:39:43,160 --> 02:39:44,100
I hope you're getting on well.

2765
02:39:44,740 --> 02:39:46,380
Let's just load this fucking machine up.

2766
02:39:49,880 --> 02:39:50,720
Crank that up.

2767
02:39:50,720 --> 02:39:57,260
Spread out.

2768
02:39:57,960 --> 02:39:58,540
Hang on.

2769
02:39:59,000 --> 02:39:59,460
Come on.

2770
02:40:00,500 --> 02:40:00,980
Okay.

2771
02:40:02,800 --> 02:40:03,920
So we go around here.

2772
02:40:06,180 --> 02:40:08,360
They're gonna jump out the fucking woodwork.

2773
02:40:09,000 --> 02:40:10,400
Viper's gonna jump out the box.

2774
02:40:10,980 --> 02:40:12,120
Gonna get that viper.

2775
02:40:13,040 --> 02:40:14,380
Stick him in the pocket for later.

2776
02:40:17,460 --> 02:40:17,940
Uh-oh.

2777
02:40:17,940 --> 02:40:21,880
Right.

2778
02:40:22,880 --> 02:40:23,720
I think we're safe here.

2779
02:40:23,800 --> 02:40:24,720
Because they're gonna...

2780
02:40:24,720 --> 02:40:26,240
They can't attack from behind us.

2781
02:40:30,380 --> 02:40:30,780
Fucks.

2782
02:40:31,300 --> 02:40:32,460
Should've really...

2783
02:40:32,460 --> 02:40:33,640
I should've just gone for them.

2784
02:40:33,820 --> 02:40:34,420
Can you shoot through there?

2785
02:40:34,680 --> 02:40:36,620
You can't even shoot through the fucking things.

2786
02:40:42,400 --> 02:40:44,400
I can hear them panting around the side.

2787
02:40:44,400 --> 02:40:44,980
Stay back!

2788
02:40:45,740 --> 02:40:46,680
That was lovely.

2789
02:40:46,960 --> 02:40:47,620
So quick.

2790
02:40:47,620 --> 02:40:49,020
I'm so precise.

2791
02:41:02,040 --> 02:41:03,620
It's just one of those moments where...

2792
02:41:04,460 --> 02:41:06,520
I need to have my wits about me.

2793
02:41:06,620 --> 02:41:09,180
And I need to be able to listen in intently as well.

2794
02:41:14,620 --> 02:41:20,620
Fuck you.

2795
02:41:21,900 --> 02:41:22,540
That's nice.

2796
02:41:23,020 --> 02:41:24,060
That's another nice.

2797
02:41:24,280 --> 02:41:25,560
And that's a third nice.

2798
02:41:26,120 --> 02:41:27,400
No more Mr. Nice Guy.

2799
02:41:28,060 --> 02:41:28,920
Frankie Schcones.

2800
02:41:28,960 --> 02:41:29,820
Thank you very much.

2801
02:41:32,660 --> 02:41:35,100
No word of a lie.

2802
02:41:35,100 --> 02:41:36,000
My friend...

2803
02:41:36,000 --> 02:41:40,680
My friend Adam caught Red Durst's Rolex.

2804
02:41:41,340 --> 02:41:42,760
Fucked into the crowd last week.

2805
02:41:43,000 --> 02:41:44,160
Is he...

2806
02:41:44,160 --> 02:41:46,460
Throwing out Rolexes at gigs?

2807
02:41:47,180 --> 02:41:49,180
I heard the- Oi! Oh!

2808
02:41:50,420 --> 02:41:54,520
Give him the Rolex there. He won't be able to tell the time with that clock.

2809
02:41:57,660 --> 02:41:59,660
Won't be able to tell the time with that watch.

2810
02:42:03,660 --> 02:42:08,660
Where the fuck are these cons at? Can I shoot the- You should be able to just- Oh, you can.

2811
02:42:11,100 --> 02:42:11,600
Nice.

2812
02:42:13,180 --> 02:42:15,680
That is exactly how I should have proceeded before.

2813
02:42:15,680 --> 02:42:17,680
*Mindy voice*

2814
02:42:17,680 --> 02:42:18,680
*Mindy voice*

2815
02:42:18,680 --> 02:42:19,680
*Mindy voice*

2816
02:42:19,680 --> 02:42:28,680
Like a conveyor belt of hounds of hell. The demonic dogs of Satan. The demonistic fucking canines.

2817
02:42:28,680 --> 02:42:38,680
Lovely bit of smashery there. And a sweet sweet little case inside- an elegant chessboard inside the case as well as beautiful stuff.

2818
02:42:41,680 --> 02:42:43,680
*Mindy voice*

2819
02:42:43,680 --> 02:43:12,220
And now we've got another little tower, ivory tower, for us to flick a second of the three switches. We're only one switch away, guys, from a trifecta of beautiful, beautiful. And look at that gorgeous flag. We've embossed with a truly astounding bit of heraldry. A lion with a trumpet on a red and blue crest, the likes of which have never, ever, ever, ever, ever been seen before.

2820
02:43:13,220 --> 02:43:33,380
Tell you this, I'll tell you nothing else. It's amazing. We plunder on through the gates of hell. And we know for a fact there are some absolute garbage hounds awaiting around the corner here, so we can just maybe concoct something. No, we won't. We won't, because we can't.

2821
02:43:34,660 --> 02:43:45,640
We'll keep the shotgun to spare. Because these guys, they like to jump out of nowheresville, Tennessee. And it's not something I'm particularly too happy about.

2822
02:43:46,800 --> 02:43:47,360
Lukey.

2823
02:43:48,680 --> 02:43:49,040
Oh!

2824
02:43:49,520 --> 02:43:54,360
Thank you very much. And that was me, just pretending to be scared for fucking laughs.

2825
02:43:58,520 --> 02:43:59,260
Instant cream play.

2826
02:43:59,400 --> 02:44:02,700
Francis actually shat his pants here. I don't know if we can see this.

2827
02:44:03,480 --> 02:44:04,440
You can hear it.

2828
02:44:04,840 --> 02:44:05,080
Ken-

2829
02:44:05,080 --> 02:44:06,220
Kenzo.

2830
02:44:06,420 --> 02:44:07,020
Thank you very much.

2831
02:44:07,020 --> 02:44:09,080
Thanks very much for the, uh, tip.

2832
02:44:09,500 --> 02:44:12,840
He actually sounded like a camped zombie himself. In fear.

2833
02:44:14,700 --> 02:44:20,340
I don't know. And I'm glad that you actually covered it up with the cream play logo so you couldn't see me there.

2834
02:44:21,340 --> 02:44:21,640
Um.

2835
02:44:22,020 --> 02:44:25,960
Which defeats the purpose of the scares now that I think about it, Tom.

2836
02:44:26,180 --> 02:44:27,200
Why is that even happening?

2837
02:44:28,200 --> 02:44:32,520
I tell you why it's happening. Because we were playing fucking hell.

2838
02:44:34,840 --> 02:44:36,100
I tell you why it's happening.

2839
02:44:37,080 --> 02:44:38,760
We were playing the replays before.

2840
02:44:39,080 --> 02:44:42,400
And then there was you down in the fucking, uh, left corner.

2841
02:44:42,800 --> 02:44:43,880
Shult, thank you very much.

2842
02:44:44,940 --> 02:44:46,800
Watch out around here now. It's gonna get hairy.

2843
02:44:47,900 --> 02:44:50,260
You might turn yourself with, uh, flashbang.

2844
02:44:56,520 --> 02:45:04,160
And, uh, yeah, we were playing them. And you were talking. And people were thinking that when you were talking, my voice was coming through. That it was some kind of mistake.

2845
02:45:04,540 --> 02:45:06,580
So, just try and get around there.

2846
02:45:07,180 --> 02:45:08,320
I've placed it down there.

2847
02:45:08,820 --> 02:45:09,420
But look at it.

2848
02:45:11,460 --> 02:45:12,520
Present for you.

2849
02:45:15,340 --> 02:45:16,640
Oh, fuck. No.

2850
02:45:18,340 --> 02:45:18,980
Oh, yeah.

2851
02:45:19,340 --> 02:45:20,560
That's one thing, isn't it?

2852
02:45:20,760 --> 02:45:21,080
That's-

2853
02:45:21,080 --> 02:45:23,220
You're coming through on my eye, Francis.

2854
02:45:24,220 --> 02:45:24,860
Let's go.

2855
02:45:25,580 --> 02:45:26,200
Come on.

2856
02:45:27,200 --> 02:45:28,700
You're coming through on my line.

2857
02:45:30,380 --> 02:45:31,020
Hit him!

2858
02:45:32,080 --> 02:45:33,080
Shoot the fucker!

2859
02:45:33,600 --> 02:45:35,140
Yeah, break already.

2860
02:45:37,720 --> 02:45:38,320
Wow.

2861
02:45:38,340 --> 02:45:39,340
It's-

2862
02:45:39,340 --> 02:45:39,640
It's-

2863
02:45:39,640 --> 02:45:43,340
Look, when you get into the fucking cut and thrust of it, it's fucking hard.

2864
02:45:43,580 --> 02:45:46,740
It's not an easy situation to be fucking dealing with.

2865
02:45:47,700 --> 02:45:49,980
And the flashbang, what a waste.

2866
02:45:50,420 --> 02:45:51,140
Didn't do anything.

2867
02:45:51,980 --> 02:45:53,260
Didn't flash them at all.

2868
02:45:53,340 --> 02:45:54,160
Didn't stun them.

2869
02:45:54,240 --> 02:45:54,840
Did nothing.

2870
02:45:54,980 --> 02:45:58,980
The gate was fucking broken down by the hounds of hell.

2871
02:45:59,260 --> 02:46:00,560
Shult, thanks very much for the tip.

2872
02:46:00,620 --> 02:46:01,500
I missed the tip there.

2873
02:46:01,740 --> 02:46:03,860
Kenzo, very, very, very kind of you.

2874
02:46:04,060 --> 02:46:06,400
I'm very, very pleased about that.

2875
02:46:06,500 --> 02:46:07,180
Thank you very much.

2876
02:46:09,020 --> 02:46:12,060
Bluekey says, a bit of a fucking strategy tip here.

2877
02:46:12,580 --> 02:46:14,400
The idle wall is a great channel.

2878
02:46:14,520 --> 02:46:18,820
I thought you was going to say the idle wall in the game needs to be demolished or something.

2879
02:46:18,940 --> 02:46:19,960
Like, there was an idle wall.

2880
02:46:20,140 --> 02:46:21,240
There is a Bradley Walsh.

2881
02:46:21,280 --> 02:46:21,980
Thank you very much.

2882
02:46:22,640 --> 02:46:28,000
The idle wall is a great channel for Westport-specific old VHS content.

2883
02:46:28,160 --> 02:46:30,620
But first, please God, look at this.

2884
02:46:31,260 --> 02:46:32,420
I'll check out the link.

2885
02:46:32,540 --> 02:46:37,660
Again, I'm going to have to make a document to look at stuff and add it to the document.

2886
02:46:37,840 --> 02:46:42,380
Because I get derailed very easily.

2887
02:46:42,600 --> 02:46:46,160
It's a fucking low attention span scenario.

2888
02:46:46,500 --> 02:46:47,820
That's what we're dealing with here, guys.

2889
02:46:47,900 --> 02:46:49,120
I can't fucking get around it.

2890
02:46:49,120 --> 02:46:50,320
There's no other way of putting it.

2891
02:46:50,460 --> 02:46:56,840
Other than attention span is slowly diminishing with every fucking day that passes.

2892
02:46:57,740 --> 02:47:00,180
I need to get some attention pills.

2893
02:47:01,560 --> 02:47:03,820
I think it's more of my brain.

2894
02:47:03,980 --> 02:47:04,360
Oh, fuck.

2895
02:47:04,900 --> 02:47:05,620
She has to do that.

2896
02:47:05,700 --> 02:47:06,300
She has to do that.

2897
02:47:06,540 --> 02:47:06,700
Ah!

2898
02:47:08,640 --> 02:47:09,040
Ah!

2899
02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:09,720
Ah!

2900
02:47:09,720 --> 02:47:09,820
Ah!

2901
02:47:15,180 --> 02:47:16,800
Okay, so she has to do that.

2902
02:47:17,080 --> 02:47:19,440
I can hear another one of these cretins around here.

2903
02:47:19,800 --> 02:47:20,200
You okay?

2904
02:47:20,640 --> 02:47:21,020
You alright?

2905
02:47:21,340 --> 02:47:21,740
You alright?

2906
02:47:22,520 --> 02:47:23,000
I'm fine.

2907
02:47:23,400 --> 02:47:25,860
Kendo Nagasaki, thanks very much for the tip.

2908
02:47:25,960 --> 02:47:28,240
Bradley Walsh and Schultz, I hope you're getting down well.

2909
02:47:28,540 --> 02:47:28,780
Okay.

2910
02:47:29,220 --> 02:47:31,340
And that life ain't getting you fucking down.

2911
02:47:31,440 --> 02:47:33,080
Because there's only one way and that's up.

2912
02:47:34,500 --> 02:47:37,760
And when life gives you apples, make peaches.

2913
02:47:38,220 --> 02:47:40,900
And when life gives you fucking lemons, make lemonade.

2914
02:47:41,500 --> 02:47:46,500
And when life gives you fucking satsumas, make a lovely bit of satsuma juice.

2915
02:47:46,700 --> 02:47:49,600
Tom, do you want to add to this feast?

2916
02:47:51,140 --> 02:47:53,940
When life gives you sandwiches, eat the fuckers.

2917
02:47:56,180 --> 02:47:57,280
Very well played.

2918
02:47:57,360 --> 02:47:59,200
Not a fruit, but it is a food.

2919
02:47:59,300 --> 02:48:04,180
And that's the third and final beautiful, beautiful bit of heraldry.

2920
02:48:04,640 --> 02:48:07,800
We've never seen heraldry like it before.

2921
02:48:07,800 --> 02:48:15,640
And you gotta wonder who these families are that have built this absolute chaos chamber.

2922
02:48:16,180 --> 02:48:17,180
And here we go.

2923
02:48:17,280 --> 02:48:18,900
The boys are back in town.

2924
02:48:19,260 --> 02:48:20,240
Thin Lizzy.

2925
02:48:20,740 --> 02:48:22,220
And the monks of hell.

2926
02:48:23,420 --> 02:48:24,740
Not so thin now.

2927
02:48:25,280 --> 02:48:27,000
They're well fattened up.

2928
02:48:27,480 --> 02:48:30,180
Feasting on the fucking meat of human kindness.

2929
02:48:30,660 --> 02:48:32,200
Feasting on my kindness.

2930
02:48:32,860 --> 02:48:37,660
That I so fucking diligently displayed to everybody in this fucking castle.

2931
02:48:37,780 --> 02:48:40,620
I've been nothing but the most exemplary guest.

2932
02:48:40,980 --> 02:48:42,740
And they've thrown it all back in my face.

2933
02:48:43,160 --> 02:48:46,200
Like a monkey throwing shit at the zoo people who've come to look at it.

2934
02:48:47,320 --> 02:48:48,800
They deserve nothing but death.

2935
02:48:49,520 --> 02:48:55,040
First and foremost, we will arm ourselves with some of the greatest weaponry man has ever seen.

2936
02:48:55,140 --> 02:48:58,140
I want to show you something out of the fucking woodwork we've got here.

2937
02:48:58,220 --> 02:48:59,200
It's a broken butterfly.

2938
02:48:59,760 --> 02:49:00,280
No, I won't.

2939
02:49:01,300 --> 02:49:03,720
I'll go with the red nine because we don't want to waste any of that.

2940
02:49:03,820 --> 02:49:04,600
Can we open this gate?

2941
02:49:06,820 --> 02:49:07,600
How do we get out?

2942
02:49:07,680 --> 02:49:08,020
Oh, fuck.

2943
02:49:08,040 --> 02:49:08,760
I need to jump down.

2944
02:49:09,140 --> 02:49:09,900
Should have jumped down.

2945
02:49:13,700 --> 02:49:14,780
Yep, she's down there.

2946
02:49:14,860 --> 02:49:16,600
And there's fucking demon dogs as well.

2947
02:49:16,740 --> 02:49:17,340
Devil dogs.

2948
02:49:17,340 --> 02:49:25,660
Need to make sure you get to her before these fuckers do because they're cunts.

2949
02:49:26,620 --> 02:49:32,360
Nothing short of lowlife scumbery that should be put to the final chopping block.

2950
02:49:33,040 --> 02:49:38,220
As we heard Leo Vreck earlier on making the case for rehabilitation.

2951
02:49:39,280 --> 02:49:40,620
You know where I stand on the issue.

2952
02:49:41,520 --> 02:49:43,540
And there's nothing to be rehabilitated.

2953
02:49:43,600 --> 02:49:44,600
There's no argument here.

2954
02:49:44,600 --> 02:49:45,540
I'll be careful.

2955
02:49:45,540 --> 02:49:49,540
How can I let was...

2956
02:49:50,540 --> 02:49:52,100
Was a heavy boss for the boys.

2957
02:49:54,820 --> 02:49:56,220
You hurt?

2958
02:49:56,760 --> 02:49:57,320
I'm good.

2959
02:49:57,640 --> 02:49:57,820
Hey.

2960
02:49:58,400 --> 02:50:01,240
We can get that lovely, lovely bit of fucking...

2961
02:50:01,240 --> 02:50:04,220
Red nine loaded up there.

2962
02:50:04,260 --> 02:50:05,560
We got a few bullets off those lads.

2963
02:50:05,680 --> 02:50:06,500
I think that's us.

2964
02:50:06,640 --> 02:50:07,940
We're on the right path anyway.

2965
02:50:08,020 --> 02:50:08,860
We're on the right trajectory.

2966
02:50:09,360 --> 02:50:10,260
Anything in there?

2967
02:50:10,400 --> 02:50:10,960
Drink of water?

2968
02:50:11,080 --> 02:50:11,220
No.

2969
02:50:11,360 --> 02:50:11,720
Nothing.

2970
02:50:11,960 --> 02:50:12,800
No refreshments.

2971
02:50:14,200 --> 02:50:15,340
We go back here.

2972
02:50:16,440 --> 02:50:17,700
And up the staircase.

2973
02:50:23,220 --> 02:50:23,820
Come on.

2974
02:50:27,360 --> 02:50:27,760
No.

2975
02:50:28,520 --> 02:50:29,200
Get down there.

2976
02:50:29,260 --> 02:50:31,520
Hopefully these guys can just come at us from afar.

2977
02:50:31,800 --> 02:50:31,980
No.

2978
02:50:32,980 --> 02:50:34,160
Are they going to come up the stairs?

2979
02:50:34,360 --> 02:50:35,320
Do they even have it in them?

2980
02:50:35,840 --> 02:50:37,060
Do they even have it in them?

2981
02:50:37,080 --> 02:50:38,440
This guy has something in him.

2982
02:50:39,220 --> 02:50:40,120
He's a sidestepper.

2983
02:50:48,260 --> 02:50:49,720
A sweet bit of business.

2984
02:50:49,840 --> 02:50:51,960
And a sweet bit of meat as well for the barbecue later now.

2985
02:50:54,360 --> 02:50:54,460
Yeah.

2986
02:50:56,260 --> 02:50:57,640
There's actually going to be no barbecue.

2987
02:50:57,780 --> 02:50:58,720
I don't know why you're saying that.

2988
02:50:58,820 --> 02:50:59,640
There's lovely shots.

2989
02:50:59,940 --> 02:51:01,940
The way this guy was fucking moving left and right.

2990
02:51:02,120 --> 02:51:02,860
Like a little dodger.

2991
02:51:03,320 --> 02:51:05,420
You managed to get him right by his heart.

2992
02:51:05,500 --> 02:51:06,080
Between the eyes.

2993
02:51:06,260 --> 02:51:07,920
And in that fucking parasite as well.

2994
02:51:08,120 --> 02:51:08,540
Well done.

2995
02:51:08,860 --> 02:51:09,100
Beautiful.

2996
02:51:11,540 --> 02:51:12,520
Here comes another.

2997
02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:13,580
Just like the other.

2998
02:51:13,840 --> 02:51:14,600
Here comes another.

2999
02:51:15,240 --> 02:51:15,960
And he's fucked.

3000
02:51:16,060 --> 02:51:16,420
He's gone.

3001
02:51:16,760 --> 02:51:18,420
Coupling the spine for good measure.

3002
02:51:19,260 --> 02:51:19,580
Spiness.

3003
02:51:20,220 --> 02:51:20,880
Oh no.

3004
02:51:21,280 --> 02:51:22,260
It can't happen now.

3005
02:51:22,320 --> 02:51:23,060
Not like this.

3006
02:51:23,160 --> 02:51:24,160
We've come so far.

3007
02:51:24,560 --> 02:51:25,460
And in the end.

3008
02:51:25,560 --> 02:51:26,760
Does it really even matter?

3009
02:51:29,260 --> 02:51:29,660
Oh.

3010
02:51:29,900 --> 02:51:30,920
Link in park.

3011
02:51:34,500 --> 02:51:35,880
Fucking chaos theory.

3012
02:51:40,500 --> 02:51:48,980
I can hear another sludgy old fucking dirty old slimy gacker-y fucking...

3013
02:51:51,920 --> 02:52:01,160
Gack-beast. I've got nothing in the chamber for these guys though. That's the problem. I'm nothing. I've got ten. Okay, we can go back for them, so...

3014
02:52:04,320 --> 02:52:10,360
Sounds like they're behind. Oh! Oh, that was so fucking reflexive. It was...

3015
02:52:10,360 --> 02:52:12,360
On another level.

3016
02:52:14,120 --> 02:52:27,600
Quincy Jones, he's still fucking... Yep, you need to really get back to him. We're replaying too early here, unfortunately. Con's not dead. Makes you wonder, by the time the replay is finished, is he still alive?

3017
02:52:31,940 --> 02:52:40,340
Oh, he's dead. Lovely stuff. That's how we do here, that's how we roll. Look, it's never an easy situation, but we deal with these...

3018
02:52:40,340 --> 02:52:42,340
We deal with the adversity...

3019
02:52:42,340 --> 02:52:46,340
We deal with pragmatism. We deal with the adversity when it hits us...

3020
02:52:46,340 --> 02:52:50,340
With a clear head, clear mind, an open heart...

3021
02:52:50,340 --> 02:52:52,340
And full-on bravado.

3022
02:52:53,340 --> 02:52:56,340
Nothing else will suffice. Nothing short...

3023
02:52:56,340 --> 02:52:58,340
Of those requirements...

3024
02:52:58,340 --> 02:53:00,340
Will do...

3025
02:53:00,340 --> 02:53:02,340
To achieve.

3026
02:53:02,340 --> 02:53:04,340
I'm sure all will agree.

3027
02:53:04,340 --> 02:53:06,340
Blue medallion. We don't need that fucking shit.

3028
02:53:06,340 --> 02:53:08,340
Another one. We don't need to...

3029
02:53:08,340 --> 02:53:10,340
Next level upgrades, blah blah blah.

3030
02:53:10,340 --> 02:53:12,340
We got the key for this? We don't.

3031
02:53:12,340 --> 02:53:13,340
We don't have anything here.

3032
02:53:13,340 --> 02:53:14,340
We don't need to go down here either.

3033
02:53:14,340 --> 02:53:16,340
Probably locked anyway.

3034
02:53:16,340 --> 02:53:17,340
No.

3035
02:53:17,340 --> 02:53:19,340
We don't need to go down there as far as I can remember.

3036
02:53:19,340 --> 02:53:21,340
You need to fucking get the pieces of the puzzle.

3037
02:53:21,340 --> 02:53:25,340
Put that puzzle up there in the rooms adjacent...

3038
02:53:25,340 --> 02:53:27,340
And to the side.

3039
02:53:29,340 --> 02:53:31,340
Lisa Weesa.

3040
02:53:31,340 --> 02:53:33,340
Thanking you very much.

3041
02:53:33,340 --> 02:53:34,340
Lisa Weesa.

3042
02:53:34,340 --> 02:53:35,340
Very very kind here.

3043
02:53:38,340 --> 02:53:39,340
Just wanna second that.

3044
02:53:39,340 --> 02:53:40,340
Lisa Weesa.

3045
02:53:40,340 --> 02:53:41,340
Very very kind here.

3046
02:53:41,340 --> 02:53:43,340
I hope you're getting on well.

3047
02:53:43,340 --> 02:53:45,340
Thanks for the tip.

3048
02:53:45,340 --> 02:53:47,340
Lovely bit of video when you said...

3049
02:53:47,340 --> 02:53:49,340
Ehhhhhh.

3050
02:53:49,340 --> 02:53:51,340
Thank you very much Camp Zombie.

3051
02:53:51,340 --> 02:53:53,340
Let's hear from Varadkar.

3052
02:53:53,340 --> 02:53:56,340
It's been a while actually.

3053
02:53:56,340 --> 02:53:58,340
So we checked in with the Buck himself.

3054
02:53:58,340 --> 02:54:00,340
Want to go down here.

3055
02:54:00,340 --> 02:54:01,340
Hey Leon, there's some armor.

3056
02:54:01,340 --> 02:54:03,340
I bet you could use it like a bulletproof gun.

3057
02:54:03,340 --> 02:54:06,340
A little old fashioned for my taste.

3058
02:54:06,340 --> 02:54:09,340
Thank you very much Shkirk.

3059
02:54:09,340 --> 02:54:12,340
And let's hear from Varadkar and Lisa Weesa.

3060
02:54:12,340 --> 02:54:16,340
Yeah, we will be getting on to that guy in a bit.

3061
02:54:16,340 --> 02:54:18,340
And we just need to...

3062
02:54:19,340 --> 02:54:22,340
Solidify what our next moves are.

3063
02:54:22,340 --> 02:54:26,340
Because I can too easily become bogged down in conversations and debates.

3064
02:54:26,340 --> 02:54:27,340
And...

3065
02:54:27,340 --> 02:54:29,340
Don't want to become embroiled in...

3066
02:54:29,340 --> 02:54:30,340
The discourse.

3067
02:54:30,340 --> 02:54:33,340
With our Grand Master Lord himself.

3068
02:54:35,340 --> 02:54:36,340
Too soon.

3069
02:54:36,340 --> 02:54:40,340
Before executing the fucking Hangman Judge and Jury in this gap.

3070
02:54:40,340 --> 02:54:44,340
We need to really do three little quick tasks.

3071
02:54:44,340 --> 02:54:46,340
And they're not that quick either.

3072
02:54:46,340 --> 02:54:47,340
So, uh...

3073
02:54:47,340 --> 02:54:49,340
A conversation with, uh...

3074
02:54:49,340 --> 02:54:51,340
The Lord himself.

3075
02:54:52,340 --> 02:54:54,340
Could start now and not be finished by daylight.

3076
02:54:54,340 --> 02:54:55,340
But I mean, let's...

3077
02:54:55,340 --> 02:54:56,340
Let's have a look.

3078
02:54:56,340 --> 02:54:57,340
Maybe down here.

3079
02:54:57,340 --> 02:54:58,340
The knights?

3080
02:54:58,340 --> 02:54:59,340
They're a bit fucking scary proposition.

3081
02:54:59,340 --> 02:55:00,340
This...

3082
02:55:00,340 --> 02:55:02,340
This is a hard room.

3083
02:55:02,340 --> 02:55:03,340
Is there a real hard room right here?

3084
02:55:03,340 --> 02:55:04,340
What we're gonna...

3085
02:55:04,340 --> 02:55:08,340
This is gonna be a real hard room.

3086
02:55:08,340 --> 02:55:09,340
How the fuck?

3087
02:55:09,340 --> 02:55:10,340
We don't even have any shotgun shells.

3088
02:55:13,340 --> 02:55:14,340
Gonna be tough.

3089
02:55:14,340 --> 02:55:15,340
Yep.

3090
02:55:15,340 --> 02:55:16,340
I mean, what you had there.

3091
02:55:16,340 --> 02:55:18,340
Can you even craft any shotgun shells out of that?

3092
02:55:18,340 --> 02:55:19,340
I'm not sure you can.

3093
02:55:19,340 --> 02:55:20,340
Rifle.

3094
02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:21,340
You need to have a...

3095
02:55:21,340 --> 02:55:23,340
A bag of junk for this.

3096
02:55:23,340 --> 02:55:24,340
Pfff...

3097
02:55:24,340 --> 02:55:25,340
You might have to, uh...

3098
02:55:25,340 --> 02:55:27,340
Get the broken butterfly out and start fucking using that.

3099
02:55:27,340 --> 02:55:28,340
Big time.

3100
02:55:28,340 --> 02:55:29,340
Big time.

3101
02:55:29,340 --> 02:55:30,340
Big time.

3102
02:55:30,340 --> 02:55:32,340
I'll fly out and start fucking using that.

3103
02:55:33,800 --> 02:55:34,520
Big time.

3104
02:55:36,020 --> 02:55:36,740
Big time.

3105
02:55:40,260 --> 02:55:40,740
Yeah.

3106
02:55:41,200 --> 02:55:43,140
This'll be a few tries anyway, I'd say.

3107
02:55:46,000 --> 02:55:46,900
It's gonna be demonic.

3108
02:55:47,060 --> 02:55:48,700
It's gonna be really fucking demonic.

3109
02:55:49,940 --> 02:55:50,740
Look at this.

3110
02:55:50,800 --> 02:55:52,860
It's another gold-headed fucking fiddler.

3111
02:55:53,720 --> 02:55:54,720
Fiddler on the roof.

3112
02:55:54,720 --> 02:55:57,300
And now we need to fucking run like fuck.

3113
02:55:57,500 --> 02:55:57,980
RLF.

3114
02:55:58,100 --> 02:56:01,560
It's just the only way that we know how to fucking do things around here.

3115
02:56:02,160 --> 02:56:04,180
Don't let these guys get involved too much.

3116
02:56:06,280 --> 02:56:08,600
You're doing well just plowing through.

3117
02:56:09,100 --> 02:56:10,600
Don't let the cunts get a hold of you.

3118
02:56:11,200 --> 02:56:13,280
That's their main thesis and aim.

3119
02:56:13,400 --> 02:56:15,160
But that's what you're doing is doing it well.

3120
02:56:15,240 --> 02:56:18,900
You're getting up into the fucking guts of the operation.

3121
02:56:24,900 --> 02:56:28,620
Now it's time to really get the butterfly going.

3122
02:56:28,700 --> 02:56:29,140
Here we go.

3123
02:56:29,340 --> 02:56:31,340
This is how we fucking take it.

3124
02:56:31,860 --> 02:56:33,080
This is how we take it.

3125
02:56:35,540 --> 02:56:36,420
Oh no!

3126
02:56:40,000 --> 02:56:41,600
Forgot about her now.

3127
02:56:41,820 --> 02:56:43,660
And forgot about the main objective.

3128
02:56:45,240 --> 02:56:47,580
Being that you have to save the president's daughter.

3129
02:56:48,420 --> 02:56:50,640
Because she is a fucking fixture in this.

3130
02:56:50,820 --> 02:56:53,800
It's a real nasty bit of fucking business if you let her die.

3131
02:56:55,960 --> 02:56:56,360
Yep.

3132
02:56:56,480 --> 02:57:02,140
The president's daughter is definitely something that you can't fuck up.

3133
02:57:02,540 --> 02:57:04,260
Thanks very much, Marie, there for the tip.

3134
02:57:12,760 --> 02:57:16,480
I am dumbfounded as to how you're going to do this.

3135
02:57:16,540 --> 02:57:18,920
It's a great situation that you can get up so fast.

3136
02:57:19,720 --> 02:57:22,640
But it's a bad situation that she fucking gets kidnapped.

3137
02:57:25,520 --> 02:57:27,940
Gary, have you any tips on the scenario here?

3138
02:57:30,200 --> 02:57:36,680
Oh, unbelievable demonic scenes inside that palace.

3139
02:57:37,020 --> 02:57:41,120
I can't believe the adversity that you're up against.

3140
02:57:41,300 --> 02:57:45,000
And I want to say thanks to Anguish Panda for that three euro tip.

3141
02:57:46,300 --> 02:57:47,860
Unbelievable bit of tippage.

3142
02:57:48,140 --> 02:57:55,300
You know, from where I'm standing now, I didn't actually think Anguish Panda would ever tip a three euro tip like that.

3143
02:57:55,300 --> 02:57:58,880
Even though there was nothing to suggest that that would never happen in the first place.

3144
02:57:59,140 --> 02:58:02,540
I just thought I could feel it in my waters today.

3145
02:58:02,700 --> 02:58:07,080
Of all days, it wasn't going to be an Anguish Panda kind of day.

3146
02:58:07,400 --> 02:58:11,560
But you know, like they say, a man with a goat's head is worth two in the bush.

3147
02:58:11,720 --> 02:58:15,020
And right now, you're dealing with a man who's got a skeleton's face mask.

3148
02:58:15,460 --> 02:58:18,740
And another goat-headed wrangler.

3149
02:58:19,220 --> 02:58:23,040
What you've got to do, I think, at this stage, is really hold tight.

3150
02:58:23,040 --> 02:58:27,540
Make sure Ashley doesn't die and bring her with you on a magical mystery tour.

3151
02:58:28,620 --> 02:58:32,280
Get the big guns out and really go hard on it.

3152
02:58:32,320 --> 02:58:34,380
Because these guys don't play games.

3153
02:58:34,540 --> 02:58:36,260
Trust me, I've played games with them before.

3154
02:58:36,420 --> 02:58:37,040
I've played Ludo.

3155
02:58:37,520 --> 02:58:38,880
I've played Snakes and Ladders.

3156
02:58:39,260 --> 02:58:41,220
I've played football with them in Valencia.

3157
02:58:41,760 --> 02:58:43,440
But they told me to leave.

3158
02:58:43,500 --> 02:58:45,320
I wasn't good enough to be with them.

3159
02:58:47,960 --> 02:58:49,220
Getting fucked here, Gary.

3160
02:58:49,460 --> 02:58:50,080
Getting fucked.

3161
02:58:50,260 --> 02:58:51,280
And it's all your fault.

3162
02:58:51,460 --> 02:58:54,120
And she's going to get fucking stolen from me.

3163
02:58:54,180 --> 02:58:56,900
So now I need to take the fucking thing out.

3164
02:58:58,840 --> 02:58:59,600
Can I?

3165
02:58:59,760 --> 02:59:00,880
Oh, no, man.

3166
02:59:01,160 --> 02:59:02,060
No, man.

3167
02:59:02,300 --> 02:59:02,820
No.

3168
02:59:02,960 --> 02:59:04,780
It never was like this before.

3169
02:59:05,120 --> 02:59:07,220
It never was like this before.

3170
02:59:10,220 --> 02:59:11,820
Lord, are you there, Lord?

3171
02:59:11,940 --> 02:59:14,720
Can you give us some guidance, some prophecies or anything?

3172
02:59:16,560 --> 02:59:17,160
How's it going?

3173
02:59:18,460 --> 02:59:19,980
Thanks very much for having me back.

3174
02:59:21,320 --> 02:59:25,820
Look, it's an unprecedented time we found ourselves in.

3175
02:59:26,120 --> 02:59:33,500
Let's not get too distracted from the main mission, which is to really find a good place for these people.

3176
02:59:34,720 --> 02:59:36,240
They're not in a good place at the moment.

3177
02:59:36,900 --> 02:59:42,740
And a lot of the discourse has suggested that we dispatch them to another realm.

3178
02:59:43,700 --> 02:59:53,900
I personally think they should be rounded up into a playpen, which looks like a playpen you'd see at a, you know, maybe a creche or something.

3179
02:59:54,580 --> 03:00:01,980
Because these people, although they look like adults, they probably do have very limited means mentally.

3180
03:00:02,380 --> 03:00:11,760
So they might be attracted to, you know, a spinning mobile or a soft plushy dog toy or maybe a few blocks with A, B, C, D, E, F, G written on it.

3181
03:00:12,700 --> 03:00:13,740
And we can get them into that.

3182
03:00:14,520 --> 03:00:18,740
And then just box them off and think about where we're going to move them next.

3183
03:00:23,240 --> 03:00:25,600
Nothing short of bizarre.

3184
03:00:26,420 --> 03:00:30,780
Nothing short of absolutely insane and ludicrous.

3185
03:00:31,020 --> 03:00:38,060
You're suggesting that instead of shooting these guys, we concoct some kind of creche-like playpen for them.

3186
03:00:38,480 --> 03:00:40,600
And that they'll be happy there and they'll stay there.

3187
03:00:42,160 --> 03:00:43,860
Look, it's not a perfect idea.

3188
03:00:44,140 --> 03:00:48,880
It's definitely, we would have liked more time to try and palinade Biden.

3189
03:00:48,980 --> 03:00:51,260
Thanks very much for that five euro tip there, palinade Biden.

3190
03:00:51,900 --> 03:00:54,400
We want to come together as a community.

3191
03:00:54,920 --> 03:00:56,220
We want to support these zombies.

3192
03:00:56,960 --> 03:01:01,780
And we want to prioritize the rehabilitation of these zombies and these goat-headed monsters.

3193
03:01:03,500 --> 03:01:05,080
Over punishment, basically.

3194
03:01:07,460 --> 03:01:10,560
They're prisoners at the end of the day in their own minds.

3195
03:01:11,080 --> 03:01:13,460
And they didn't have a choice in that.

3196
03:01:13,660 --> 03:01:15,140
And they deserve a second chance.

3197
03:01:15,780 --> 03:01:16,700
Especially the goat, man.

3198
03:01:17,120 --> 03:01:19,080
He is the goat.

3199
03:01:19,700 --> 03:01:21,900
The greatest of all time.

3200
03:01:22,320 --> 03:01:24,120
So we can't discount that from him.

3201
03:01:26,260 --> 03:01:27,960
It doesn't really help.

3202
03:01:28,260 --> 03:01:29,780
Anything else at all, Gary?

3203
03:01:29,900 --> 03:01:32,480
Is there anything else to be said, Gary, about these demons?

3204
03:01:39,160 --> 03:01:40,680
So demonic.

3205
03:01:45,680 --> 03:01:46,420
Thanks, guys.

3206
03:01:46,420 --> 03:01:46,480
Thanks, guys.

3207
03:01:47,280 --> 03:01:47,580
Right.

3208
03:01:47,680 --> 03:01:49,320
We're just going to have to fucking go for it.

3209
03:01:49,340 --> 03:01:53,780
Because I can't even begin to think of what we're doing wrong here.

3210
03:01:53,920 --> 03:02:01,900
I don't have the ammunition, the capacity even, to stay and protect Ashley when she's in peril.

3211
03:02:02,740 --> 03:02:06,560
So if I do stay there, I'm going to get fucking creeled.

3212
03:02:07,100 --> 03:02:08,900
Ballina Biden, thank you very much there.

3213
03:02:09,940 --> 03:02:12,460
Any computer chronicles you ask.

3214
03:02:13,500 --> 03:02:15,000
Look, I would...

3215
03:02:15,000 --> 03:02:16,280
I'd love that.

3216
03:02:16,380 --> 03:02:20,480
But at the same time, at half past the one,

3217
03:02:22,340 --> 03:02:25,600
and with me on a fucking shit-hot run streak on this game,

3218
03:02:25,740 --> 03:02:29,420
I can't say the computer chronicles would be a fixture.

3219
03:02:29,780 --> 03:02:33,220
Purely because I get sucked into a chronicle vortex.

3220
03:02:34,160 --> 03:02:35,280
I can't leave it.

3221
03:02:35,480 --> 03:02:38,120
And it was like four in the fucking morning the last day.

3222
03:02:39,580 --> 03:02:40,820
No, it's not good.

3223
03:02:42,320 --> 03:02:43,000
There we go, weak.

3224
03:02:45,940 --> 03:02:47,380
Thanks very much, Grigoski.

3225
03:02:47,560 --> 03:02:48,500
Very, very kind of you.

3226
03:02:48,540 --> 03:02:49,860
I hope you're getting on well there.

3227
03:02:52,740 --> 03:02:54,860
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

3228
03:02:54,920 --> 03:02:55,440
Ashley, fuck.

3229
03:02:55,520 --> 03:02:57,460
Why did she stay there and not fucking move?

3230
03:02:57,460 --> 03:02:58,320
One down.

3231
03:02:59,720 --> 03:03:03,020
It's time for a grenade to end all this fucking shit.

3232
03:03:03,900 --> 03:03:05,060
Hey, up on the balcony!

3233
03:03:06,440 --> 03:03:08,380
Now, we're going to get a grenade going.

3234
03:03:08,600 --> 03:03:10,260
Knob Zombie, thank you very much, sir.

3235
03:03:11,300 --> 03:03:13,960
Now, this is really going to put the cat amongst the pigeons.

3236
03:03:14,100 --> 03:03:14,600
Watch this.

3237
03:03:18,920 --> 03:03:24,480
Let's really put the fucking cat well and truly amongst a big barrel of pigeons.

3238
03:03:25,900 --> 03:03:26,940
Tuck your arm off.

3239
03:03:27,240 --> 03:03:28,040
One in the chest.

3240
03:03:28,420 --> 03:03:30,540
Go see the doctor tomorrow about the shoulder, yeah?

3241
03:03:33,700 --> 03:03:37,920
He'll be safe down there while I run around and do the dog's honest.

3242
03:03:39,360 --> 03:03:42,320
I'll put a herb into me while I'm fucking making tracks as well.

3243
03:03:42,820 --> 03:03:44,300
See how that fucking feels to you.

3244
03:03:46,320 --> 03:03:46,680
Yeah?

3245
03:03:47,060 --> 03:03:49,120
What about if I craft a few shotguns?

3246
03:03:49,420 --> 03:03:51,020
You didn't think I was going to come out with that.

3247
03:03:51,100 --> 03:03:53,660
You didn't think I was going to pull those out the magic sack, did you?

3248
03:03:54,020 --> 03:03:55,420
Well, I have and I am.

3249
03:03:55,780 --> 03:03:59,140
The next taste that you taste is going to be buckshot.

3250
03:04:01,840 --> 03:04:03,420
Now, Las Muertas.

3251
03:04:03,780 --> 03:04:04,400
Las Muertas.

3252
03:04:13,260 --> 03:04:16,880
Now, how do I get Ashley alive here?

3253
03:04:17,200 --> 03:04:19,740
Can I jump down here instead of fucking running around?

3254
03:04:19,860 --> 03:04:19,960
No?

3255
03:04:20,740 --> 03:04:22,880
Get the fuck away, you macy little prick.

3256
03:04:22,880 --> 03:04:23,880
No.

3257
03:04:27,960 --> 03:04:29,160
No, Ashley.

3258
03:04:37,740 --> 03:04:38,180
Christ.

3259
03:04:45,180 --> 03:04:47,180
Thank you very much, Liam Rogers.

3260
03:04:47,500 --> 03:04:49,100
How are you?

3261
03:04:50,660 --> 03:04:51,520
Sorry, Francis.

3262
03:04:52,340 --> 03:04:55,160
You can grenade the boys before the cutscene triggers.

3263
03:04:55,580 --> 03:04:56,860
They won't flip the switch.

3264
03:04:56,980 --> 03:04:58,020
Makes things easy for you.

3265
03:04:58,280 --> 03:04:58,640
Really?

3266
03:04:59,240 --> 03:05:03,060
So there are boys to be grenaded before the cutscene.

3267
03:05:04,440 --> 03:05:05,840
Are you talking down there, are you?

3268
03:05:07,020 --> 03:05:08,380
Are you talking down here?

3269
03:05:10,320 --> 03:05:11,660
Oh, you are talking.

3270
03:05:11,760 --> 03:05:13,860
You're making great sense, as usual.

3271
03:05:14,380 --> 03:05:15,220
As usual.

3272
03:05:15,700 --> 03:05:16,380
Look at this.

3273
03:05:17,220 --> 03:05:18,260
Da-da-da-da.

3274
03:05:18,260 --> 03:05:22,080
I pulled the trigger.

3275
03:05:22,080 --> 03:05:22,140
I pulled the trigger.

3276
03:05:23,340 --> 03:05:26,420
His head has fucking gone wrong.

3277
03:05:27,640 --> 03:05:28,320
Oh.

3278
03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:31,160
Naughty stuff.

3279
03:05:32,320 --> 03:05:33,400
Naughty bit of business.

3280
03:05:34,460 --> 03:05:35,180
Grenade the balcony.

3281
03:05:35,320 --> 03:05:36,160
Shall I grenade the balcony?

3282
03:05:38,160 --> 03:05:39,520
Grenade-a-wang.

3283
03:05:40,000 --> 03:05:42,760
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3284
03:05:42,760 --> 03:05:42,760
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3285
03:05:42,760 --> 03:05:42,760
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3286
03:05:42,760 --> 03:05:42,800
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3287
03:05:42,800 --> 03:05:42,800
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3288
03:05:42,800 --> 03:05:42,800
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3289
03:05:42,800 --> 03:05:43,800
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3290
03:05:43,800 --> 03:05:44,660
I'll tell you what's wrong in a minute.

3291
03:05:44,660 --> 03:05:45,220
Oh yeah.

3292
03:05:45,220 --> 03:05:45,880
Did that work?

3293
03:05:45,880 --> 03:05:46,880
Did you reckon that worked?

3294
03:05:46,880 --> 03:05:47,460
Do you reckon that worked?

3295
03:05:47,460 --> 03:05:48,460
What about this?

3296
03:05:48,460 --> 03:05:49,380
What about this?

3297
03:05:49,380 --> 03:05:49,380
What about this?

3298
03:05:49,380 --> 03:05:50,380
What about you?

3299
03:05:50,380 --> 03:05:52,380
What about you?

3300
03:05:52,380 --> 03:05:53,380
Doing the old fucking...

3301
03:05:53,380 --> 03:05:55,380
Doing the old fucking...

3302
03:05:55,380 --> 03:05:56,680
Jimmy Sidestepper, are you?

3303
03:05:56,680 --> 03:05:56,680
What about you?

3304
03:05:56,680 --> 03:05:58,780
What about you?

3305
03:05:58,780 --> 03:06:03,680
What about you?

3306
03:06:03,680 --> 03:06:08,060
Hey, that's nice.

3307
03:06:09,420 --> 03:06:11,000
Yeah, I've got something going on.

3308
03:06:11,180 --> 03:06:11,300
Huh?

3309
03:06:11,920 --> 03:06:13,280
So the lever...

3310
03:06:13,280 --> 03:06:16,980
That lever that he pulls just releases more lads into the ether.

3311
03:06:18,480 --> 03:06:22,680
I suppose this is the Resident Evil 4 remake's take on...

3312
03:06:22,680 --> 03:06:24,640
The fucking Gatling gun room.

3313
03:06:24,640 --> 03:06:25,060
Watch out!

3314
03:06:28,480 --> 03:06:30,100
There's no Gatling gun though.

3315
03:06:31,620 --> 03:06:33,060
Wait for him to do his fucking...

3316
03:06:34,260 --> 03:06:36,200
Fuck.

3317
03:06:44,660 --> 03:06:45,660
Lovely bit of stuff.

3318
03:06:45,760 --> 03:06:46,680
Lovely bit of juice.

3319
03:06:49,140 --> 03:06:50,080
Really nice.

3320
03:06:50,760 --> 03:06:52,440
Thanks very much to Liam Rogers.

3321
03:06:52,440 --> 03:06:55,180
for imparting the wisdom

3322
03:06:55,180 --> 03:06:59,220
which led to a sensual takedown

3323
03:06:59,220 --> 03:07:02,500
of all and sundry.

3324
03:07:02,740 --> 03:07:05,560
And look at that, we've got another little fetch quest duel.

3325
03:07:06,220 --> 03:07:07,080
Blue duel.

3326
03:07:07,800 --> 03:07:10,260
Which I'm not bothered about, but I'll take it anyway.

3327
03:07:17,260 --> 03:07:19,020
Thanks very much to Liam Rogers.

3328
03:07:21,020 --> 03:07:25,780
Great bit of news, we would have probably been going head first into the fucking...

3329
03:07:25,780 --> 03:07:26,620
the atmosphere.

3330
03:07:27,620 --> 03:07:29,060
For another ten minutes.

3331
03:07:31,160 --> 03:07:33,480
It's mental actually how much you forget.

3332
03:07:33,680 --> 03:07:36,100
Even though you've played it before, you do forget it.

3333
03:07:37,060 --> 03:07:38,120
Thank you very much.

3334
03:07:38,300 --> 03:07:41,140
Very, very honored to have the wisdom.

3335
03:07:42,640 --> 03:07:43,080
That's it.

3336
03:07:43,300 --> 03:07:45,940
Getting all the collectibles around here, it's a great idea.

3337
03:07:46,080 --> 03:07:47,380
It's a great strategy.

3338
03:07:48,000 --> 03:07:49,460
Not leaving any stone unturned.

3339
03:07:49,600 --> 03:07:55,700
Yeah.

3340
03:07:56,120 --> 03:08:00,340
We're triggered by a cutscene by the lever pull.

3341
03:08:01,880 --> 03:08:03,520
And that's a lovely situation.

3342
03:08:03,640 --> 03:08:04,820
So I pull the lever then.

3343
03:08:12,200 --> 03:08:13,160
Look at this positive.

3344
03:08:13,160 --> 03:08:14,160
Oh yeah.

3345
03:08:14,160 --> 03:08:14,160
Oh yeah.

3346
03:08:14,160 --> 03:08:26,880
You raised me up, so I could say thank you.

3347
03:08:26,880 --> 03:08:33,420
You taped along, and I am fucking grateful.

3348
03:08:33,420 --> 03:08:40,540
You sent a tip, and I want to thank you.

3349
03:08:40,760 --> 03:08:44,540
Because you are the wind beneath my wings.

3350
03:08:44,540 --> 03:08:49,220
The voice of an angel.

3351
03:08:50,020 --> 03:08:51,400
The mind of a fly.

3352
03:08:52,400 --> 03:08:54,640
The body of a man.

3353
03:08:55,720 --> 03:08:58,240
The face of a snake.

3354
03:09:00,280 --> 03:09:03,540
Thank you very much for that beautiful, beautiful tip.

3355
03:09:03,640 --> 03:09:04,460
It was very, very kind.

3356
03:09:04,500 --> 03:09:06,540
Yeah, we've got a lovely chest of items in here.

3357
03:09:07,820 --> 03:09:09,600
An anguished panda.

3358
03:09:10,320 --> 03:09:13,420
Thanking you very, very much as well.

3359
03:09:13,420 --> 03:09:16,560
You absolute camp zombie extraordinaire.

3360
03:09:17,100 --> 03:09:19,300
I don't know how you do it, but you've done it.

3361
03:09:20,140 --> 03:09:22,340
And that's something we're happy about.

3362
03:09:23,340 --> 03:09:23,840
Damn.

3363
03:09:26,240 --> 03:09:27,020
It's great.

3364
03:09:27,280 --> 03:09:28,060
It's fantastic.

3365
03:09:28,280 --> 03:09:28,800
It's magic.

3366
03:09:29,120 --> 03:09:29,820
It's anguished.

3367
03:09:29,980 --> 03:09:30,480
It's panda.

3368
03:09:30,820 --> 03:09:31,480
It's terrific.

3369
03:09:32,420 --> 03:09:32,740
Ugh.

3370
03:09:34,360 --> 03:09:36,420
420 Brian man is in the house.

3371
03:09:36,800 --> 03:09:38,400
That cheeky little 420 number.

3372
03:09:39,540 --> 03:09:41,440
That means funny business, doesn't it?

3373
03:09:43,180 --> 03:09:44,500
Thank you very much, Brian.

3374
03:09:44,900 --> 03:09:45,860
Very, very kind of.

3375
03:09:48,800 --> 03:09:54,060
You raised a glass to all the alcoholics.

3376
03:09:55,200 --> 03:09:59,800
But realized fast that it was the wrong thing to do.

3377
03:10:00,580 --> 03:10:05,660
You toasted wine inside a room of winos.

3378
03:10:06,860 --> 03:10:10,040
That's why you're a fucking fool.

3379
03:10:11,080 --> 03:10:12,340
Look at this, these guys.

3380
03:10:13,180 --> 03:10:17,100
They should have known better than to pick a fight

3381
03:10:17,100 --> 03:10:21,820
With a man with a loaded red nine.

3382
03:10:21,820 --> 03:10:24,740
You should have stayed home today.

3383
03:10:24,740 --> 03:10:27,240
And not coming to work.

3384
03:10:28,120 --> 03:10:32,160
You should have scrubbed the feet when you had a bath.

3385
03:10:32,580 --> 03:10:36,020
Those guilty feet are fucking filthy.

3386
03:10:36,580 --> 03:10:39,300
Now you're dead and you're gone to hell.

3387
03:10:39,760 --> 03:10:43,140
With nothing left to do but laugh.

3388
03:10:43,140 --> 03:11:08,100
Thank you for the tape.

3389
03:11:08,100 --> 03:11:12,800
Gary Brown Town.

3390
03:11:12,800 --> 03:11:13,640
You should have been a good one.

3391
03:11:13,640 --> 03:11:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3392
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3393
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3394
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3395
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3396
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:14,800
You should have been a good one.

3397
03:11:14,800 --> 03:11:14,800
You should have been a good one.

3398
03:11:14,800 --> 03:11:15,800
You should have been a good one.

3399
03:11:15,800 --> 03:11:15,800
You should have been a good one.

3400
03:11:15,800 --> 03:11:16,800
You should have been a good one.

3401
03:11:16,800 --> 03:11:17,800
You should have been a good one.

3402
03:11:17,800 --> 03:11:18,800
You should have been a good one.

3403
03:11:18,800 --> 03:11:19,800
You should have been a good one.

3404
03:11:19,800 --> 03:11:20,800
You should have been a good one.

3405
03:11:20,800 --> 03:11:21,800
You should have been a good one.

3406
03:11:21,800 --> 03:11:22,800
You should have been a good one.

3407
03:11:22,800 --> 03:11:23,800
You should have been a good one.

3408
03:11:23,800 --> 03:11:24,800
You should have been a good one.

3409
03:11:24,800 --> 03:11:25,800
You should have been a good one.

3410
03:11:25,800 --> 03:11:26,800
You should have been a good one.

3411
03:11:26,800 --> 03:11:27,800
You should have been a good one.

3412
03:11:27,800 --> 03:11:28,800
You should have been a good one.

3413
03:11:28,800 --> 03:11:29,800
You should have been a good one.

3414
03:11:29,800 --> 03:11:30,800
You should have been a good one.

3415
03:11:30,800 --> 03:11:31,800
You should have been a good one.

3416
03:11:31,800 --> 03:11:32,800
You should have been a good one.

3417
03:11:32,800 --> 03:11:33,800
You should have been a good one.

3418
03:11:33,800 --> 03:11:34,800
You should have been a good one.

3419
03:11:34,800 --> 03:11:35,800
You should have been a good one.

3420
03:11:35,800 --> 03:11:36,800
You should have been a good one.

3421
03:11:36,800 --> 03:11:37,800
You should have been a good one.

3422
03:11:37,800 --> 03:11:38,800
You should have been a good one.

3423
03:11:38,800 --> 03:11:39,800
You should have been a good one.

3424
03:11:39,800 --> 03:11:40,800
You should have been a good one.

3425
03:11:40,800 --> 03:11:41,800
You should have been a good one.

3426
03:11:41,800 --> 03:11:42,800
You should have been a good one.

3427
03:11:42,800 --> 03:11:43,800
You should have been a good one.

3428
03:11:43,800 --> 03:11:44,800
You should have been a good one.

3429
03:11:44,800 --> 03:11:45,800
You should have been a good one.

3430
03:11:45,800 --> 03:11:46,800
You should have been a good one.

3431
03:11:46,800 --> 03:11:47,800
You should have been a good one.

3432
03:11:47,800 --> 03:11:48,800
You should have been a good one.

3433
03:11:48,800 --> 03:11:49,800
You should have been a good one.

3434
03:11:49,800 --> 03:11:50,800
You should have been a good one.

3435
03:11:50,800 --> 03:11:51,800
You should have been a good one.

3436
03:11:51,800 --> 03:11:52,800
You should have been a good one.

3437
03:11:52,800 --> 03:11:53,800
You should have been a good one.

3438
03:11:53,800 --> 03:11:54,800
You should have been a good one.

3439
03:11:54,800 --> 03:11:55,800
You should have been a good one.

3440
03:11:55,800 --> 03:11:56,800
You should have been a good one.

3441
03:11:56,800 --> 03:11:57,800
You should have been a good one.

3442
03:11:57,800 --> 03:11:58,800
You should have been a good one.

3443
03:11:58,800 --> 03:11:59,800
You should have been a good one.

3444
03:11:59,800 --> 03:12:00,800
You should have been a good one.

3445
03:12:00,800 --> 03:12:01,800
You should have been a good one.

3446
03:12:01,800 --> 03:12:02,800
You should have been a good one.

3447
03:12:02,800 --> 03:12:03,800
You should have been a good one.

3448
03:12:03,800 --> 03:12:04,800
You should have been a good one.

3449
03:12:04,800 --> 03:12:05,800
You should have been a good one.

3450
03:12:05,800 --> 03:12:06,800
You should have been a good one.

3451
03:12:06,800 --> 03:12:07,800
You should have been a good one.

3452
03:12:07,800 --> 03:12:08,800
You should have been a good one.

3453
03:12:08,800 --> 03:12:09,800
You should have been a good one.

3454
03:12:09,800 --> 03:12:10,800
You should have been a good one.

3455
03:12:10,800 --> 03:12:11,800
You should have been a good one.

3456
03:12:11,800 --> 03:12:12,800
You should have been a good one.

3457
03:12:12,800 --> 03:12:13,800
You should have been a good one.

3458
03:12:13,800 --> 03:12:14,800
You should have been a good one.

3459
03:12:14,800 --> 03:12:15,800
You should have been a good one.

3460
03:12:15,800 --> 03:12:16,800
You should have been a good one.

3461
03:12:16,800 --> 03:12:17,800
You should have been a good one.

3462
03:12:17,800 --> 03:12:18,800
You should have been a good one.

3463
03:12:18,800 --> 03:12:19,800
You should have been a good one.

3464
03:12:19,800 --> 03:12:20,800
You should have been a good one.

3465
03:12:20,800 --> 03:12:21,800
You should have been a good one.

3466
03:12:21,800 --> 03:12:22,800
You should have been a good one.

3467
03:12:22,800 --> 03:12:23,800
You should have been a good one.

3468
03:12:23,800 --> 03:12:24,800
You should have been a good one.

3469
03:12:24,800 --> 03:12:38,800
I'm not.

3470
03:12:38,800 --> 03:12:39,800
I am not.

3471
03:12:39,800 --> 03:12:41,800
I'm waiting for the right moment,

3472
03:12:41,800 --> 03:12:44,800
the right time to arrive.

3473
03:12:44,800 --> 03:12:49,800
Then and only then will I unleash my pure fullest fucking potential.

3474
03:12:49,800 --> 03:12:51,800
Gary Brown, SPAG5.

3475
03:12:51,800 --> 03:12:54,800
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3476
03:12:54,800 --> 03:12:57,800
Now we have to go through this rumor, I think.

3477
03:12:57,800 --> 03:13:00,800
Yeah, we've got a fucking sit down puzzle and a rat to kill.

3478
03:13:04,800 --> 03:13:05,800
Rakitic.

3479
03:13:07,800 --> 03:13:08,800
And make sure we've picked up everything here.

3480
03:13:08,800 --> 03:13:10,800
We need to get that head of the serpent.

3481
03:13:12,800 --> 03:13:14,800
And she has to sit down at one of these.

3482
03:13:14,800 --> 03:13:17,800
Thank you very much, George Michael's snake scat.

3483
03:13:17,800 --> 03:13:19,800
Thank you very much.

3484
03:13:19,800 --> 03:13:21,800
I saw Jerry Hannon a couple of weeks ago.

3485
03:13:21,800 --> 03:13:23,800
Says 420 Brian man.

3486
03:13:24,800 --> 03:13:25,800
In glorious limerick.

3487
03:13:25,800 --> 03:13:27,800
I think I got overexcited.

3488
03:13:27,800 --> 03:13:31,800
Which caused him to ignore my joyful utterance of a boy, Jerry.

3489
03:13:31,800 --> 03:13:32,800
God, see you back.

3490
03:13:32,800 --> 03:13:33,800
Ah, bless.

3491
03:13:33,800 --> 03:13:34,800
Oh, jabless.

3492
03:13:34,800 --> 03:13:35,800
Thank you very much there.

3493
03:13:35,800 --> 03:13:43,800
Yeah, it's a crazy bit of business that, you know, he's walking around out there.

3494
03:13:46,800 --> 03:13:48,800
But, uh, I mean, at least said how you Jerry.

3495
03:13:48,800 --> 03:13:52,800
I thought you were gonna say, I, you shouted, uh, you hammered your mother at him or a neck failure or something.

3496
03:13:52,800 --> 03:13:58,800
And I would have been thinking, fuck that's a bit fucking, he's probably not gonna say hello to you then.

3497
03:13:58,800 --> 03:14:00,800
But, um, what's this?

3498
03:14:00,800 --> 03:14:06,800
Okay, so I sit down at the table with two forks and a spoon and three knives and a jug and a bit of bread.

3499
03:14:06,800 --> 03:14:12,800
Whereas she sits down at the place where there's two knives, a fork and a spoon, an empty glass and a napkin.

3500
03:14:12,800 --> 03:14:14,800
Let's get her sat down.

3501
03:14:14,800 --> 03:14:16,800
I'm sure it's on this side of the table up here.

3502
03:14:21,800 --> 03:14:22,800
Yeah, I think she sits, yeah.

3503
03:14:22,800 --> 03:14:24,800
I think that's where you are sitting.

3504
03:14:24,800 --> 03:14:25,800
No, no.

3505
03:14:31,800 --> 03:14:34,800
Careless tipster, thank you very much for your kind heart donation.

3506
03:14:34,800 --> 03:14:37,800
This time at night, quarter to two, I think it is.

3507
03:14:37,800 --> 03:14:40,800
I'm not sure where you are, but I mean...

3508
03:14:41,800 --> 03:14:43,800
It's an insane concept time, isn't it?

3509
03:14:43,800 --> 03:14:46,800
We've been through this again and again.

3510
03:14:46,800 --> 03:14:48,800
I think I sit down here.

3511
03:14:48,800 --> 03:14:51,800
You do a lot of missions like this?

3512
03:14:51,800 --> 03:14:52,800
I do, yeah.

3513
03:14:52,800 --> 03:14:55,800
Well, yeah, but I'm not used to such good company.

3514
03:14:55,800 --> 03:14:57,800
There we are. Open sesame.

3515
03:14:57,800 --> 03:14:59,800
Looks like we figured it out.

3516
03:14:59,800 --> 03:15:02,800
Lovely, lovely, like a sesame seed bun.

3517
03:15:02,800 --> 03:15:05,800
Absolutely lovely, tasty.

3518
03:15:05,800 --> 03:15:09,800
And very nutritious, depending on the bread.

3519
03:15:09,800 --> 03:15:13,800
Personally, I would go for a wheat germ, wheat-based loaf myself.

3520
03:15:13,800 --> 03:15:18,800
But I have to say, I fucking love white sliced pan as well.

3521
03:15:18,800 --> 03:15:22,800
Great to hear, Tom.

3522
03:15:22,800 --> 03:15:28,800
But it's also great to hear that you're not opting for that as your full-time bread option.

3523
03:15:28,800 --> 03:15:32,800
Because it could lead to some serious implications down the line.

3524
03:15:32,800 --> 03:15:37,800
But saying that, there's a lot of the old generation that just piled shite into themselves

3525
03:15:37,800 --> 03:15:40,800
and lived to a grand old age.

3526
03:15:40,800 --> 03:15:45,800
So it makes you wonder, makes you think, really, what is and what isn't bad.

3527
03:15:45,800 --> 03:15:47,800
And obviously, body types differ.

3528
03:15:47,800 --> 03:15:49,800
We're all different.

3529
03:15:49,800 --> 03:15:50,800
So it's not really...

3530
03:15:50,800 --> 03:15:52,800
One thing isn't going to be the best for one person.

3531
03:15:52,800 --> 03:15:54,800
It's going to be the same for another.

3532
03:15:56,800 --> 03:15:59,800
I think I'm right in saying that, Tom. Am I not?

3533
03:15:59,800 --> 03:16:00,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3534
03:16:00,800 --> 03:16:00,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3535
03:16:00,800 --> 03:16:01,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3536
03:16:01,800 --> 03:16:02,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3537
03:16:02,800 --> 03:16:03,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3538
03:16:03,800 --> 03:16:04,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3539
03:16:04,800 --> 03:16:05,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3540
03:16:05,800 --> 03:16:06,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3541
03:16:06,800 --> 03:16:07,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3542
03:16:07,800 --> 03:16:08,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3543
03:16:08,800 --> 03:16:09,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3544
03:16:09,800 --> 03:16:10,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3545
03:16:10,800 --> 03:16:11,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3546
03:16:11,800 --> 03:16:12,800
I think I'm going to be the best for another person.

3547
03:16:12,800 --> 03:16:19,440
shudders. I get the shudders to think that, you know, you should be ordering every- Grogashki,

3548
03:16:19,440 --> 03:16:23,080
thank you very much for the tip. It's up here, you're going the right way. I get the shudders

3549
03:16:23,080 --> 03:16:27,900
to think that you could be ordering anyone to do anything based upon some sort of fucking

3550
03:16:27,900 --> 03:16:35,760
given diet, dietician doctrine. There's too much fucking goodness going on nowadays. There's

3551
03:16:35,760 --> 03:16:40,840
too much what you shouldn't, shouldn't do and not enough of just finding out for your

3552
03:16:40,840 --> 03:16:46,340
fucking self. You know? I know, but I mean, look, you could end up fucking killing yourself

3553
03:16:46,340 --> 03:16:50,300
and not knowing about it, so it's probably best to have a bit of fucking root awareness

3554
03:16:50,300 --> 03:16:53,880
of the situation. Now, we've got a situation on our hands right here, or we're probably

3555
03:16:53,880 --> 03:16:59,040
going to die. Let me just get the fucking herbs going. These guys are going to come to a life

3556
03:16:59,040 --> 03:17:07,920
now. We do well to get a herb into ourselves now. Maybe we'll combine that and wait until

3557
03:17:07,920 --> 03:17:32,260
we get a fucking hit to the neck. And we'll fucking nice- I just like craft here, and it's a nice bit of craft, and I've got a few shotgun shells, and we'll load up that shotgun. I should have loaded the shotgun before we even jumped down. We even craft a few bullets as well. I'm liking the actual crafting scenario here. I'm like we're filling up with ammunition. I was getting worried there that we were pissing it all away very fast.

3558
03:17:32,260 --> 03:17:55,980
Oh, hang on. So, as I recall, these guys come at you. You need to fucking hit the little squidgy bit that appears off them, and it's easier said than done. She eventually knocks down some flames, which kind of helps out, doesn't really help out much. Let's just see how we can fare up here. It's going to be a tough one, Tom.

3559
03:17:56,260 --> 03:18:04,940
It's going to be a tough one. I might take over the commentary here. Or you'll go for it. You just need to take the lion's head, and then that'll trigger the situation.

3560
03:18:07,940 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3561
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3562
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3563
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3564
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3565
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3566
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3567
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:08,340
No.

3568
03:18:08,340 --> 03:18:13,280
He's coming for you. You can see the little blood bag on his fucking neck.

3569
03:18:15,220 --> 03:18:17,620
That's nice. And then you go for the finisher.

3570
03:18:18,300 --> 03:18:18,860
Home power.

3571
03:18:20,180 --> 03:18:21,640
And then he's got a...

3572
03:18:21,640 --> 03:18:23,880
Papa's got a brand new bag of tricks then.

3573
03:18:24,740 --> 03:18:26,340
He's got his friend doing fucking...

3574
03:18:27,860 --> 03:18:28,760
Schlices on you.

3575
03:18:29,580 --> 03:18:30,740
Oh, Schlices in half.

3576
03:18:31,840 --> 03:18:33,720
Mark Gray, thank you very much.

3577
03:18:34,780 --> 03:18:35,900
Very, very kind, yeah.

3578
03:18:37,240 --> 03:18:38,040
Thanks, Mark.

3579
03:18:39,040 --> 03:18:40,220
Hope you're doing well.

3580
03:18:41,460 --> 03:18:43,820
This is gonna be a bit of a tough situation.

3581
03:18:44,820 --> 03:18:45,580
Not gonna lie.

3582
03:18:46,020 --> 03:18:47,280
NGL, folks.

3583
03:18:52,020 --> 03:18:53,100
Another melee melee.

3584
03:18:53,740 --> 03:18:54,260
Boomhauer.

3585
03:18:55,260 --> 03:19:00,040
Oh, just as I went to boomhauer, your man came at me with the fucking slicing.

3586
03:19:00,760 --> 03:19:01,800
The hand slicer.

3587
03:19:04,000 --> 03:19:04,800
That's nice.

3588
03:19:06,940 --> 03:19:08,160
Oh, you fucker.

3589
03:19:08,560 --> 03:19:10,600
Lining this up is a real doozy.

3590
03:19:11,660 --> 03:19:13,220
Not that fucking easy to do.

3591
03:19:14,300 --> 03:19:16,400
But thankfully they come at you in twos.

3592
03:19:17,640 --> 03:19:21,900
So once you've vanquished two of the cunts, then you get another two.

3593
03:19:22,000 --> 03:19:23,460
It's a catch and release.

3594
03:19:23,460 --> 03:19:25,540
It's a trigger warning scenario.

3595
03:19:29,540 --> 03:19:30,500
You need to run, man.

3596
03:19:30,600 --> 03:19:31,700
You really need to run.

3597
03:19:32,460 --> 03:19:34,560
Are you wearing Fife's banana jacket?

3598
03:19:34,720 --> 03:19:36,040
Says Mark Gray.

3599
03:19:36,180 --> 03:19:39,460
Sorry, I'm reading the chat here and it should be fucking...

3600
03:19:39,460 --> 03:19:42,700
Are you wearing a Fife's banana employee's uniform?

3601
03:19:43,980 --> 03:19:44,680
You know what?

3602
03:19:44,740 --> 03:19:45,000
I am.

3603
03:19:45,060 --> 03:19:45,480
Oh, fuck.

3604
03:19:45,620 --> 03:19:46,100
I am it.

3605
03:19:46,180 --> 03:19:51,260
But I mean, I'd love to see what the crack is in the Fife's banana factor.

3606
03:19:51,340 --> 03:19:52,640
I'd say it's a great laugh.

3607
03:19:52,840 --> 03:19:57,000
And lots of bananas for the employees as well to bring home at the end of the day.

3608
03:19:57,060 --> 03:19:57,720
At the end of the shift.

3609
03:19:59,200 --> 03:19:59,780
Fucking hell.

3610
03:20:00,380 --> 03:20:03,340
Ecuador or wherever the hell those bananas come from.

3611
03:20:04,200 --> 03:20:05,000
Banana Republic.

3612
03:20:07,020 --> 03:20:12,300
So now she's solidified one of these fuckers with the blue lamp.

3613
03:20:13,340 --> 03:20:13,620
Fuck.

3614
03:20:15,380 --> 03:20:20,420
And I missed my chance really to get him first time.

3615
03:20:20,520 --> 03:20:22,920
Although I did get him first time, but he didn't really do much damage.

3616
03:20:23,480 --> 03:20:25,360
These cunts, I think it's the last two now.

3617
03:20:26,740 --> 03:20:27,820
I think it's the last two.

3618
03:20:28,080 --> 03:20:29,000
Oh, there's three in one.

3619
03:20:29,100 --> 03:20:30,820
We're going for a three in one scenario.

3620
03:20:36,480 --> 03:20:37,760
So, okay.

3621
03:20:37,860 --> 03:20:38,240
Here we go.

3622
03:20:38,560 --> 03:20:39,240
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

3623
03:20:39,260 --> 03:20:39,660
Here we go.

3624
03:20:40,700 --> 03:20:41,440
That's great.

3625
03:20:41,600 --> 03:20:42,120
That's great.

3626
03:20:42,200 --> 03:20:42,760
We like that.

3627
03:20:44,460 --> 03:20:44,940
Ah, yeah.

3628
03:20:45,000 --> 03:20:45,480
That's nice.

3629
03:20:45,540 --> 03:20:46,720
Getting a fucking blow to the back.

3630
03:20:48,480 --> 03:20:50,500
Now we will put one of these herbs.

3631
03:20:51,200 --> 03:20:52,100
Herbenstein into us.

3632
03:20:53,700 --> 03:20:57,800
And I think we can really take control of these guys with just the red nine.

3633
03:20:59,000 --> 03:21:02,720
I think we can, you know.

3634
03:21:08,140 --> 03:21:08,540
Shock.

3635
03:21:08,540 --> 03:21:09,900
Someone say shotgun and flash.

3636
03:21:10,740 --> 03:21:11,000
Okay.

3637
03:21:11,260 --> 03:21:11,940
We'll flash them.

3638
03:21:18,140 --> 03:21:21,880
Fuck me. Flash Gordon.

3639
03:21:38,420 --> 03:21:42,480
Thank you very much, Mark Gray, you old swine.

3640
03:21:45,420 --> 03:21:47,540
Sorry, Mark. Actually, I didn't mean to call you a pig.

3641
03:21:47,540 --> 03:21:50,900
Yeah, I just want to apologize on behalf of the stream there.

3642
03:21:50,980 --> 03:21:56,340
My gray is so kindly tipped in and unfortunately was denounced as a swine.

3643
03:21:57,760 --> 03:22:00,580
It's not the way we do business. It just came out.

3644
03:22:01,740 --> 03:22:04,360
I believe on Francis' part, there's no part about that.

3645
03:22:10,060 --> 03:22:12,380
Well, that cunt is doing his little...

3646
03:22:12,380 --> 03:22:15,340
Yes, that's what we wanted. And what about that one?

3647
03:22:17,540 --> 03:22:17,940
Fuck.

3648
03:22:22,460 --> 03:22:23,860
Oh yeah, that was sweet.

3649
03:22:24,400 --> 03:22:26,140
People saying, oh no, just use the shotgun.

3650
03:22:26,460 --> 03:22:27,980
No, no, no, we'll take our time with it.

3651
03:22:31,040 --> 03:22:32,980
We'll take our time with it and then we'll do this.

3652
03:22:34,580 --> 03:22:36,200
You know? Professional.

3653
03:22:37,280 --> 03:22:37,600
Pros.

3654
03:22:39,320 --> 03:22:40,440
Pros is tight.

3655
03:22:40,440 --> 03:22:48,240
A lovely little comedy quip there about the knights, knight-y-night knights from Leon.

3656
03:22:50,080 --> 03:23:01,860
Lovely comedy twist at the end of a sorry tale. An absolute cavalcade of nightmarish knights of the realm. Knights of the squire's armour. Knights of the squire's table.

3657
03:23:03,540 --> 03:23:09,480
Think you mean knights of the round table from Camelot and fucking King Arthur and all that shit.

3658
03:23:11,180 --> 03:23:23,700
Crazy to think about Merlin the wizard and the boys dishing out fucking spells and doing damage to cunts. So back, back west. Look at that lovely handle. Which is a horse's tail.

3659
03:23:24,980 --> 03:23:28,060
It's ergonomically designed and it's beautiful as well.

3660
03:23:28,520 --> 03:23:29,260
It's well crafted.

3661
03:23:30,360 --> 03:23:31,860
Like a fine craft ale.

3662
03:23:32,440 --> 03:23:32,760
Ashley.

3663
03:23:33,700 --> 03:23:34,200
No problem.

3664
03:23:38,120 --> 03:23:42,160
Thank you very much there, the Knights of Quarting.

3665
03:23:42,160 --> 03:23:44,600
And none other than Kendo.

3666
03:23:45,240 --> 03:23:46,360
It's great to have you, Kendo.

3667
03:23:46,500 --> 03:23:48,820
I hope you're getting on well and quasi-quarting there.

3668
03:23:50,340 --> 03:23:51,900
Quasi-quarting.

3669
03:23:52,540 --> 03:23:54,220
Quasi-quarting.

3670
03:23:54,860 --> 03:23:57,060
Have a look at my new budget.

3671
03:23:57,760 --> 03:24:02,540
My name is quasi-quarting and I do budgets and stuff.

3672
03:24:03,280 --> 03:24:04,260
They're not great.

3673
03:24:04,960 --> 03:24:06,660
Wish I never did that budget.

3674
03:24:07,620 --> 03:24:09,880
Quasi-quarting.

3675
03:24:14,880 --> 03:24:17,240
I think we can go back to the normal voice there.

3676
03:24:17,600 --> 03:24:21,360
That does the tip justice there from quasi-quarting.

3677
03:24:21,440 --> 03:24:21,960
Thank you very much.

3678
03:24:22,100 --> 03:24:24,740
Don't think I'm going to make it to work tomorrow, says Kendo.

3679
03:24:24,740 --> 03:24:26,680
Could Tommy cover for me?

3680
03:24:26,800 --> 03:24:27,060
Tommy.

3681
03:24:28,780 --> 03:24:32,200
Not particularly too sure I could do any of that business.

3682
03:24:32,460 --> 03:24:34,280
I've got my own business to attend to.

3683
03:24:36,140 --> 03:24:36,620
Witches?

3684
03:24:38,700 --> 03:24:42,260
Well, I've got some rubbish to bring to the tip out in Balladrine.

3685
03:24:42,900 --> 03:24:44,160
And, uh...

3686
03:24:44,160 --> 03:24:45,740
What else?

3687
03:24:46,160 --> 03:24:48,840
I need to get the car washed as it's covered in shit.

3688
03:24:49,380 --> 03:24:50,160
And, uh...

3689
03:24:50,160 --> 03:24:52,200
What else now?

3690
03:24:53,900 --> 03:24:57,460
A few other fucking things I need to do that I forgot, but I have to do them.

3691
03:24:57,460 --> 03:24:58,880
I can't really be doing that, you know.

3692
03:25:00,880 --> 03:25:01,880
Yeah.

3693
03:25:01,880 --> 03:25:01,900
Yeah.

3694
03:25:02,060 --> 03:25:03,940
Sounds like you're a busy man altogether.

3695
03:25:04,440 --> 03:25:05,980
I'm sorry about that there.

3696
03:25:06,140 --> 03:25:08,020
Tommy will not be able to cover you.

3697
03:25:08,620 --> 03:25:13,760
In the event that you do not attend your place of work tomorrow.

3698
03:25:13,940 --> 03:25:15,200
Which is today, by the way.

3699
03:25:15,300 --> 03:25:17,340
Just a reminder if you're, uh...

3700
03:25:17,340 --> 03:25:19,600
If you've got work, it's actually coming up very quick.

3701
03:25:21,620 --> 03:25:22,360
I tell you.

3702
03:25:22,500 --> 03:25:24,320
We're putting some work down here anyway.

3703
03:25:24,460 --> 03:25:26,380
We're going through this castle apace.

3704
03:25:26,440 --> 03:25:29,080
We might have the castle done before we head to the fucking lab.

3705
03:25:29,640 --> 03:25:30,700
I want to say something.

3706
03:25:30,960 --> 03:25:34,520
We've got all three elements for this stupid puzzle up here.

3707
03:25:35,040 --> 03:25:38,060
And we're going to pop this fucking final beast's head down on it.

3708
03:25:38,560 --> 03:25:41,220
And really fucking go hard on it.

3709
03:25:41,280 --> 03:25:41,960
Quasimato.

3710
03:25:42,120 --> 03:25:43,300
Thanks very much for the tip.

3711
03:25:44,920 --> 03:25:47,860
I tipped you five quid, says Mark Gray.

3712
03:25:48,860 --> 03:25:51,360
Keep talk about bananas.

3713
03:25:51,540 --> 03:25:52,860
I believe you might to...

3714
03:25:52,860 --> 03:25:54,760
You're probably meant to say keep talking about bananas.

3715
03:25:55,940 --> 03:26:00,460
So I don't know whether or not that is a kind of a threat.

3716
03:26:01,520 --> 03:26:02,860
You know, I've tipped you money.

3717
03:26:02,980 --> 03:26:04,380
You need to keep talking about bananas.

3718
03:26:04,380 --> 03:26:10,180
But I don't recall there being some kind of contractual obligation between us.

3719
03:26:10,720 --> 03:26:12,260
Based on banana chat.

3720
03:26:12,420 --> 03:26:14,700
I may have missed something.

3721
03:26:21,460 --> 03:26:23,140
Unbelievable violence here.

3722
03:26:24,400 --> 03:26:29,420
But yeah, there's definitely nothing in the contract there about having to keep a banana chat.

3723
03:26:33,420 --> 03:26:36,300
That's Mark Gray making stuff up.

3724
03:26:36,940 --> 03:26:37,820
I won't run.

3725
03:26:38,940 --> 03:26:40,800
We do know, I mean...

3726
03:26:40,800 --> 03:26:41,520
Wait for me, Leon.

3727
03:26:41,540 --> 03:26:45,940
We could talk with our financial fucking advisor who drew up the contract.

3728
03:26:46,680 --> 03:26:47,740
Is there...

3729
03:26:47,740 --> 03:26:48,440
Are you there at all?

3730
03:26:50,640 --> 03:26:51,680
How's it going, guys?

3731
03:26:51,680 --> 03:26:51,860
How's it going, guys?

3732
03:26:52,060 --> 03:26:52,600
Connor here.

3733
03:26:52,680 --> 03:26:53,220
What's the story?

3734
03:26:56,100 --> 03:27:00,480
Yeah, we're just having a bit of a fucking tete-a-tete here with someone.

3735
03:27:00,560 --> 03:27:03,180
Thanks very much for handheld zombies.

3736
03:27:03,900 --> 03:27:08,400
Connor, we're stuck here with the fellow who says we need to keep talking about bananas.

3737
03:27:08,520 --> 03:27:14,900
But I can't actually remember there being some kind of clause in any sort of contract drawn up that says that's a...

3738
03:27:14,900 --> 03:27:17,260
That's a deal breaker, is it?

3739
03:27:19,680 --> 03:27:20,200
No.

3740
03:27:20,620 --> 03:27:22,120
Actually, no contract whatsoever.

3741
03:27:22,480 --> 03:27:23,200
And...

3742
03:27:23,200 --> 03:27:25,360
That guy...

3743
03:27:25,360 --> 03:27:26,120
Ha ha ha!

3744
03:27:26,860 --> 03:27:28,500
He's talking out of his arse.

3745
03:27:29,120 --> 03:27:29,800
Um...

3746
03:27:29,800 --> 03:27:30,900
Probably doesn't have a pension.

3747
03:27:32,020 --> 03:27:33,000
And, uh...

3748
03:27:33,000 --> 03:27:33,300
Yeah.

3749
03:27:33,780 --> 03:27:34,240
Look.

3750
03:27:35,600 --> 03:27:36,960
Just tell him to fuck off.

3751
03:27:37,420 --> 03:27:37,740
Tell him...

3752
03:27:37,740 --> 03:27:38,500
Send him to me.

3753
03:27:38,620 --> 03:27:39,260
Send Mark...

3754
03:27:39,260 --> 03:27:39,820
Is it Gray?

3755
03:27:39,940 --> 03:27:40,660
Is it Graydon?

3756
03:27:40,920 --> 03:27:41,800
Or Mark Gray?

3757
03:27:41,980 --> 03:27:42,200
Yeah?

3758
03:27:43,240 --> 03:27:44,280
Send him to me.

3759
03:27:45,420 --> 03:27:46,320
I'll chat to him.

3760
03:27:46,880 --> 03:27:48,640
And, uh...

3761
03:27:48,640 --> 03:27:49,640
We'll put him straight.

3762
03:27:51,980 --> 03:27:53,280
How are you keeping yourself, Connor?

3763
03:27:53,340 --> 03:27:53,720
Any crack?

3764
03:27:55,100 --> 03:27:56,320
Not too bad now.

3765
03:27:56,380 --> 03:27:57,840
I'm just actually out in the Alps.

3766
03:27:58,620 --> 03:28:00,620
Enjoying some fine living.

3767
03:28:01,980 --> 03:28:07,620
Did a fucking unbelievable slalom down the, uh...

3768
03:28:07,620 --> 03:28:09,120
The big dip earlier on.

3769
03:28:10,400 --> 03:28:12,800
Took someone's fucking head off on the way down.

3770
03:28:12,940 --> 03:28:13,340
But, uh...

3771
03:28:13,340 --> 03:28:15,600
Fortunately, he was secured.

3772
03:28:16,520 --> 03:28:16,960
Financially.

3773
03:28:17,220 --> 03:28:17,920
So...

3774
03:28:17,920 --> 03:28:20,500
A lot of his assets, which were liquid,

3775
03:28:20,900 --> 03:28:21,040
Uh...

3776
03:28:21,040 --> 03:28:23,080
Being transferred to his family as we speak.

3777
03:28:23,200 --> 03:28:23,900
And...

3778
03:28:23,900 --> 03:28:24,900
There were no witnesses.

3779
03:28:25,900 --> 03:28:27,460
So I gotta waste God free.

3780
03:28:28,520 --> 03:28:29,680
You won't tell anyone.

3781
03:28:30,460 --> 03:28:30,720
Will ya?

3782
03:28:31,800 --> 03:28:32,780
Is that a clock?

3783
03:28:32,780 --> 03:28:34,840
Your secret is safe for us, but I mean...

3784
03:28:34,840 --> 03:28:35,880
We are live, Connor.

3785
03:28:39,300 --> 03:28:42,100
Just joking.

3786
03:28:42,100 --> 03:28:45,100
And, uh...

3787
03:28:45,100 --> 03:28:48,780
Funnily enough, I seen someone...

3788
03:28:48,780 --> 03:28:50,540
Earlier on who looked like a murderer.

3789
03:28:51,180 --> 03:28:52,020
That wasn't me.

3790
03:28:52,100 --> 03:28:53,500
It was a French peasant man.

3791
03:28:56,300 --> 03:28:57,320
Definitely wasn't me.

3792
03:28:57,380 --> 03:28:57,660
Good luck.

3793
03:28:57,740 --> 03:28:58,060
Bye-bye.

3794
03:29:00,300 --> 03:29:01,700
We need to, uh...

3795
03:29:01,700 --> 03:29:03,300
Move now with Ashley, who's...

3796
03:29:04,480 --> 03:29:05,640
Our main character.

3797
03:29:05,780 --> 03:29:07,120
Thanks very much for the tip, Mark.

3798
03:29:07,160 --> 03:29:08,400
And you've been put to bed there.

3799
03:29:09,260 --> 03:29:10,000
Metaphorically speaking.

3800
03:29:10,300 --> 03:29:11,400
There is no...

3801
03:29:11,400 --> 03:29:14,240
Banana chat necessary from me on that behalf.

3802
03:29:15,600 --> 03:29:16,360
Thank God.

3803
03:29:16,780 --> 03:29:17,300
And...

3804
03:29:17,300 --> 03:29:19,880
Tommy, do you remember the time you lost your wallet in Germany?

3805
03:29:20,040 --> 03:29:21,320
Says handheld consoles.

3806
03:29:23,860 --> 03:29:25,160
Actually handheld, uh...

3807
03:29:25,160 --> 03:29:25,560
Zombies.

3808
03:29:25,680 --> 03:29:26,660
Thanks very much for the tip.

3809
03:29:27,280 --> 03:29:28,180
Do I remember it?

3810
03:29:28,320 --> 03:29:30,000
It still keeps me awake at night.

3811
03:29:30,480 --> 03:29:30,700
Um...

3812
03:29:30,700 --> 03:29:31,400
Sometimes I do.

3813
03:29:31,860 --> 03:29:32,840
Wake up screaming.

3814
03:29:33,560 --> 03:29:34,780
Thinking about your ma.

3815
03:29:38,280 --> 03:29:39,280
There you have it.

3816
03:29:41,300 --> 03:29:42,120
It, uh...

3817
03:29:42,120 --> 03:29:43,800
Never, ever, uh...

3818
03:29:43,800 --> 03:29:45,140
Ceases to amaze me.

3819
03:29:45,240 --> 03:29:47,560
How this game manages to fucking...

3820
03:29:47,560 --> 03:29:49,960
Bamboozle me with...

3821
03:29:49,960 --> 03:29:51,940
Puzzle after puzzle after puzzle.

3822
03:29:52,080 --> 03:29:54,360
In an intricate and fucking elaborate fashion.

3823
03:29:55,700 --> 03:29:56,660
Which is...

3824
03:29:56,660 --> 03:29:58,400
Remarkably interesting as well.

3825
03:29:58,540 --> 03:29:59,300
Well thought out.

3826
03:29:59,400 --> 03:29:59,940
Well designed.

3827
03:30:00,980 --> 03:30:02,900
That's a scary scenario right there.

3828
03:30:05,480 --> 03:30:06,320
So I've...

3829
03:30:06,320 --> 03:30:09,420
I've unleashed some sort of book cabinet device.

3830
03:30:10,160 --> 03:30:12,300
Then I have to go back around here.

3831
03:30:12,420 --> 03:30:14,920
And how do I get into the book cabinet unit?

3832
03:30:16,180 --> 03:30:16,620
Oh.

3833
03:30:16,980 --> 03:30:17,540
There...

3834
03:30:17,540 --> 03:30:18,680
There we go.

3835
03:30:18,760 --> 03:30:19,000
It's...

3836
03:30:19,000 --> 03:30:21,100
It's as easy as one, two, three, really, isn't it?

3837
03:30:21,900 --> 03:30:22,860
I mean at some...

3838
03:30:22,860 --> 03:30:24,820
Points of the game.

3839
03:30:24,940 --> 03:30:25,620
It's, uh...

3840
03:30:25,620 --> 03:30:27,300
It is a bit kind of fucking rails.

3841
03:30:27,580 --> 03:30:28,320
You're on rails.

3842
03:30:28,960 --> 03:30:29,120
Uh...

3843
03:30:29,120 --> 03:30:29,820
Spag five.

3844
03:30:29,940 --> 03:30:31,040
Thanks very much for the tip.

3845
03:30:31,720 --> 03:30:33,560
But it's not a bad rails, you know?

3846
03:30:34,060 --> 03:30:35,200
Not a bad rails.

3847
03:30:37,200 --> 03:30:39,420
I'd say the correct terminology would be...

3848
03:30:39,420 --> 03:30:41,780
They aren't bad rails because...

3849
03:30:41,780 --> 03:30:43,420
You can't really use a singular...

3850
03:30:43,420 --> 03:30:48,420
You know, prefix to a...

3851
03:30:48,420 --> 03:30:50,020
To something that isn't singular.

3852
03:30:50,560 --> 03:30:51,120
To a many.

3853
03:30:51,380 --> 03:30:53,540
You can't use a singular prefix to a menular.

3854
03:30:54,540 --> 03:30:55,060
But...

3855
03:30:55,060 --> 03:30:57,180
Menular isn't a fucking word, man.

3856
03:30:58,580 --> 03:31:00,340
Thank you very much, Spag five.

3857
03:31:00,700 --> 03:31:01,940
More banana chat.

3858
03:31:02,060 --> 03:31:02,840
Or we leave.

3859
03:31:02,960 --> 03:31:03,620
That's Spag five.

3860
03:31:03,720 --> 03:31:03,960
Do you know what?

3861
03:31:04,040 --> 03:31:07,220
I'm willing to fucking hedge my bets on it.

3862
03:31:07,620 --> 03:31:08,460
And go...

3863
03:31:08,460 --> 03:31:10,440
Without talking about bananas.

3864
03:31:10,580 --> 03:31:11,460
But at the same time...

3865
03:31:12,000 --> 03:31:14,320
You do know I'm...

3866
03:31:14,320 --> 03:31:15,860
Mad about those bee...

3867
03:31:15,860 --> 03:31:16,500
Those bees.

3868
03:31:17,600 --> 03:31:18,440
They're great.

3869
03:31:18,740 --> 03:31:19,640
They're a superfood.

3870
03:31:20,180 --> 03:31:20,820
Superfruit.

3871
03:31:21,280 --> 03:31:22,460
They're full of nutrients.

3872
03:31:23,480 --> 03:31:24,100
And, uh...

3873
03:31:24,100 --> 03:31:25,880
They're a potassium loaded...

3874
03:31:25,880 --> 03:31:27,560
Power punch of a fucking snack.

3875
03:31:28,460 --> 03:31:31,360
That will really, really give you a lovely...

3876
03:31:31,360 --> 03:31:33,500
Beautiful slow release of energy...

3877
03:31:33,500 --> 03:31:35,380
Over the course of a few hours, you know?

3878
03:31:35,380 --> 03:31:36,760
I had that banana...

3879
03:31:36,760 --> 03:31:38,100
Probably about an hour ago.

3880
03:31:38,340 --> 03:31:39,500
Or two hours ago.

3881
03:31:40,500 --> 03:31:41,260
And I...

3882
03:31:41,260 --> 03:31:42,260
I'm feeling...

3883
03:31:42,260 --> 03:31:43,000
Over the moon.

3884
03:31:43,580 --> 03:31:44,240
I really am.

3885
03:31:44,340 --> 03:31:44,860
I feel...

3886
03:31:44,860 --> 03:31:46,100
Full of beans and life.

3887
03:31:48,360 --> 03:31:49,080
Guessing here.

3888
03:31:50,280 --> 03:31:51,000
And is that correct?

3889
03:31:51,120 --> 03:31:51,840
It is correct.

3890
03:31:52,520 --> 03:31:53,160
That's beautiful.

3891
03:31:53,900 --> 03:31:54,900
Get the fuck in the lift.

3892
03:31:55,000 --> 03:31:55,580
Get in the lift.

3893
03:31:56,860 --> 03:31:57,260
Oh!

3894
03:31:59,400 --> 03:32:01,020
Another camp scare...

3895
03:32:01,020 --> 03:32:02,060
Reaction there.

3896
03:32:02,180 --> 03:32:02,800
I'm...

3897
03:32:02,800 --> 03:32:03,660
I'm embarrassed.

3898
03:32:04,380 --> 03:32:05,260
Very embarrassed.

3899
03:32:07,040 --> 03:32:08,540
Yeah, we can't see it here.

3900
03:32:08,620 --> 03:32:10,440
But we might be able to hear the camp scream.

3901
03:32:10,520 --> 03:32:11,460
Get in the lift.

3902
03:32:11,460 --> 03:32:11,540
Get in the lift.

3903
03:32:12,700 --> 03:32:13,180
Oh!

3904
03:32:15,260 --> 03:32:16,140
We heard it.

3905
03:32:16,200 --> 03:32:16,900
We didn't see it.

3906
03:32:17,060 --> 03:32:18,600
But the damage was done, Francis.

3907
03:32:19,000 --> 03:32:19,580
We heard it.

3908
03:32:22,180 --> 03:32:23,400
What a bollocks.

3909
03:32:23,760 --> 03:32:25,780
Because we're in the fucking lift.

3910
03:32:25,940 --> 03:32:27,040
We're ready to rock.

3911
03:32:27,120 --> 03:32:29,440
We're going to hit the button to move down.

3912
03:32:29,680 --> 03:32:30,840
And some...

3913
03:32:30,840 --> 03:32:31,740
Absolute...

3914
03:32:31,740 --> 03:32:32,460
Ludramon...

3915
03:32:33,000 --> 03:32:34,180
Comes out of the woodwork.

3916
03:32:34,920 --> 03:32:37,560
And yet he's the fuck out of my head.

3917
03:32:38,340 --> 03:32:43,200
And I'm after seeing Ashley earlier on take a fucking flaming arrow to the skull.

3918
03:32:44,560 --> 03:32:45,340
And she survived.

3919
03:32:46,000 --> 03:32:54,020
I don't see why this should be any different if one of these fucking wank stains gets me with his big claymore.

3920
03:32:58,380 --> 03:33:01,540
You wouldn't know what these fuckers are at or how strong they are.

3921
03:33:01,600 --> 03:33:02,400
They're probably stronger.

3922
03:33:02,540 --> 03:33:03,200
They're hit points.

3923
03:33:03,680 --> 03:33:06,100
More hit points for one of those fucking big swords.

3924
03:33:06,780 --> 03:33:08,200
Morch, thanks very much for the tip.

3925
03:33:11,140 --> 03:33:12,400
Yeah, Morch, thanks very much.

3926
03:33:12,460 --> 03:33:14,400
You said keep it going bananas or bust.

3927
03:33:14,600 --> 03:33:20,940
How would I be able to integrate bananas into what is a video game playthrough?

3928
03:33:21,880 --> 03:33:22,960
I gotta say something.

3929
03:33:23,280 --> 03:33:24,480
Mark Graze tips in again.

3930
03:33:24,820 --> 03:33:26,200
And I'm going bananas.

3931
03:33:28,700 --> 03:33:32,420
Thinking about what he's gonna be saying in this little fucking message.

3932
03:33:32,680 --> 03:33:35,120
It's probably prompted me to do some banana chat.

3933
03:33:35,280 --> 03:33:36,080
Oh my god.

3934
03:33:37,780 --> 03:33:42,520
If this cunt gets me again, I am going to go absolutely over the fucking...

3935
03:33:42,520 --> 03:33:43,860
Oh, the button over here, look.

3936
03:33:46,520 --> 03:33:47,500
Oh, thank god.

3937
03:33:49,460 --> 03:33:50,300
Bye-bye.

3938
03:33:51,700 --> 03:33:52,140
Oh.

3939
03:33:53,820 --> 03:33:55,640
Thanks very much there, Apple gang.

3940
03:33:57,140 --> 03:33:59,440
You've only had one bit of that banana.

3941
03:33:59,560 --> 03:34:00,080
Keep going.

3942
03:34:00,380 --> 03:34:01,620
Well, that's where you're wrong.

3943
03:34:01,720 --> 03:34:05,320
Because there's a fucking zero amount of banana left there.

3944
03:34:06,020 --> 03:34:09,160
It's purely and utterly fucking banana.

3945
03:34:09,320 --> 03:34:09,940
Camp David.

3946
03:34:10,260 --> 03:34:11,280
Thank you very much.

3947
03:34:11,720 --> 03:34:12,040
Purely...

3948
03:34:12,040 --> 03:34:12,960
It's purely gone.

3949
03:34:16,660 --> 03:34:19,420
It's your standard banana drama, says Jim.

3950
03:34:21,040 --> 03:34:23,280
And what you're looking at here is a banana...

3951
03:34:23,280 --> 03:34:24,740
A banana weary man.

3952
03:34:25,440 --> 03:34:27,120
Really weary about bananas.

3953
03:34:27,400 --> 03:34:28,520
Because they're...

3954
03:34:28,520 --> 03:34:30,440
It's all gone at this moment in time.

3955
03:34:30,540 --> 03:34:32,260
It's been stuffed down the gullet.

3956
03:34:34,120 --> 03:34:36,600
And it's really filling me with a lovely...

3957
03:34:36,600 --> 03:34:36,920
Leon?

3958
03:34:36,920 --> 03:34:37,460
Oh, you're okay.

3959
03:34:37,460 --> 03:34:38,580
Oh, you're okay.

3960
03:34:38,580 --> 03:34:39,600
You're okay.

3961
03:34:39,600 --> 03:34:40,780
Hang on.

3962
03:34:41,420 --> 03:34:42,000
I'll bring you something up.

3963
03:34:42,000 --> 03:34:43,540
Of energization...

3964
03:34:43,540 --> 03:34:46,100
In my bread basket.

3965
03:34:46,620 --> 03:34:49,500
I can feel that having a really nice effect all over.

3966
03:34:49,860 --> 03:34:53,460
Spreading to the chest, the neck, the shoulders, the head.

3967
03:34:54,020 --> 03:34:55,540
And I'm feeling quite good about it.

3968
03:34:55,780 --> 03:34:57,280
And quite energized.

3969
03:34:57,660 --> 03:34:59,360
And not lackluster.

3970
03:34:59,700 --> 03:35:03,860
Which was the way of the world there about two or three nights ago.

3971
03:35:03,960 --> 03:35:04,560
We were playing this.

3972
03:35:05,120 --> 03:35:06,460
Probably got to about this stage.

3973
03:35:06,620 --> 03:35:08,740
And I was beginning to fucking flag.

3974
03:35:09,840 --> 03:35:11,660
But I can safely say at the moment...

3975
03:35:12,220 --> 03:35:14,920
The only flag I'm going to be waving...

3976
03:35:14,920 --> 03:35:16,100
Is the one of fucking victory.

3977
03:35:16,600 --> 03:35:17,000
No.

3978
03:35:17,660 --> 03:35:19,160
Okay, so I need to...

3979
03:35:19,160 --> 03:35:20,860
Move the fucking clock.

3980
03:35:21,000 --> 03:35:23,380
But I don't know which way or what time to move it at.

3981
03:35:26,500 --> 03:35:28,000
Is that a fucking note?

3982
03:35:28,160 --> 03:35:28,300
Okay.

3983
03:35:28,760 --> 03:35:29,580
The insignia.

3984
03:35:29,680 --> 03:35:32,260
The key to setting out of this confounded place is...

3985
03:35:32,260 --> 03:35:34,020
Salazar family insignia.

3986
03:35:36,240 --> 03:35:37,580
OSW says 7pm.

3987
03:35:37,680 --> 03:35:37,920
Okay.

3988
03:35:38,300 --> 03:35:38,600
Okay.

3989
03:35:38,760 --> 03:35:39,040
Okay.

3990
03:35:39,740 --> 03:35:41,660
By the way, during the last Mad Dash of Atity...

3991
03:35:41,660 --> 03:35:44,780
You're only time to use the keys and grab the chests.

3992
03:35:45,020 --> 03:35:48,040
If you leave the area and see Leon, you can't ever get them again.

3993
03:35:48,680 --> 03:35:48,900
Okay.

3994
03:35:48,920 --> 03:35:51,140
So I've used the keys and the chests.

3995
03:35:51,180 --> 03:35:51,620
Have I not?

3996
03:35:51,820 --> 03:35:53,660
There's only one more chest to get him.

3997
03:35:55,820 --> 03:35:57,180
There's actually two chests.

3998
03:35:57,960 --> 03:35:58,640
I think.

3999
03:36:05,880 --> 03:36:07,700
Now I'm reading chat messages.

4000
03:36:07,700 --> 03:36:10,920
When usually I just fucking go at this full bore.

4001
03:36:11,100 --> 03:36:17,480
I think a lot of the fucking stuff is missable considering I've already got a...

4002
03:36:18,320 --> 03:36:19,560
An attache case.

4003
03:36:19,560 --> 03:36:19,560
An attache case.

4004
03:36:19,700 --> 03:36:20,180
Replete.

4005
03:36:20,180 --> 03:36:23,340
With the finest weaponry known to man and beast.

4006
03:36:31,800 --> 03:36:32,600
7pm?

4007
03:36:33,600 --> 03:36:35,100
Can we say 7 in the chat?

4008
03:36:36,020 --> 03:36:36,320
Oh yeah.

4009
03:36:37,100 --> 03:36:38,100
Not just someone.

4010
03:36:38,100 --> 03:36:38,100
Not just someone.

4011
03:36:39,040 --> 03:36:42,720
But OSW Review HD.

4012
03:36:43,480 --> 03:36:45,920
None of your standard shit around here.

4013
03:36:46,600 --> 03:36:48,580
And one wonder is OS Review HD.

4014
03:36:51,220 --> 03:36:52,100
What's the story?

4015
03:36:52,100 --> 03:36:53,640
You probably chose that username.

4016
03:36:53,640 --> 03:36:56,100
Back when HD was the toast of the town.

4017
03:36:56,780 --> 03:36:58,180
But now it's been superseded.

4018
03:36:58,520 --> 03:36:59,780
By higher resolutions.

4019
03:37:00,560 --> 03:37:01,540
What's your next move?

4020
03:37:02,700 --> 03:37:04,500
Any plans to change the username?

4021
03:37:04,920 --> 03:37:05,460
To maybe...

4022
03:37:06,140 --> 03:37:06,880
4K?

4023
03:37:07,420 --> 03:37:09,020
Or UHD even?

4024
03:37:09,400 --> 03:37:11,360
Get back to me when you've had to think about that.

4025
03:37:13,680 --> 03:37:19,500
Can't really see anything here.

4026
03:37:20,140 --> 03:37:20,740
Nothing there.

4027
03:37:20,840 --> 03:37:22,460
I mean that was the clue to...

4028
03:37:22,460 --> 03:37:23,080
For the clock.

4029
03:37:23,240 --> 03:37:23,900
But I mean...

4030
03:37:23,900 --> 03:37:25,080
We've got that...

4031
03:37:25,080 --> 03:37:26,140
Got that nailed now.

4032
03:37:26,380 --> 03:37:28,220
Leon comes back through here later on anyway.

4033
03:37:29,040 --> 03:37:32,100
I do get spooked out by a fucking spooky toother.

4034
03:37:32,360 --> 03:37:33,000
Down here.

4035
03:37:33,460 --> 03:37:34,760
Who comes around the corner.

4036
03:37:34,940 --> 03:37:35,900
And then chases me up.

4037
03:37:36,860 --> 03:37:37,660
Harry Hill.

4038
03:37:38,520 --> 03:37:40,120
Oh let him fucking flail.

4039
03:37:40,560 --> 03:37:41,460
Let him flail.

4040
03:37:44,200 --> 03:37:45,720
I was going to say let him fucking flail.

4041
03:37:45,800 --> 03:37:47,060
And then I can bypass him.

4042
03:37:48,160 --> 03:37:49,320
Maybe let him through here.

4043
03:37:50,360 --> 03:37:51,720
I'll give him the old Leo Messi.

4044
03:37:53,280 --> 03:37:53,720
Sideshep.

4045
03:37:53,920 --> 03:37:54,520
Sidesheple.

4046
03:37:57,960 --> 03:38:01,940
Delano reply there in the chat from OSW Review HD.

4047
03:38:02,820 --> 03:38:04,800
Wonder if I've ruffled a few feathers.

4048
03:38:05,420 --> 03:38:08,580
By asking him if there was a proposed name change.

4049
03:38:09,000 --> 03:38:11,760
Given that we're living in the era of UHD now.

4050
03:38:12,600 --> 03:38:13,360
Saying that.

4051
03:38:13,480 --> 03:38:17,060
I never really took into consideration that OSW Review HD.

4052
03:38:17,420 --> 03:38:18,140
Could possibly.

4053
03:38:18,640 --> 03:38:20,540
Be only bothered in uploading in HD.

4054
03:38:20,540 --> 03:38:22,440
And has no plans to ever.

4055
03:38:23,120 --> 03:38:24,320
Go any higher.

4056
03:38:24,820 --> 03:38:26,860
Than the 1080 by 12.

4057
03:38:27,600 --> 03:38:28,520
90.

4058
03:38:29,060 --> 03:38:29,580
Standard.

4059
03:38:29,780 --> 03:38:30,000
10.

4060
03:38:30,620 --> 03:38:31,180
Fuck.

4061
03:38:31,900 --> 03:38:32,980
Ah for fuck's sake.

4062
03:38:34,180 --> 03:38:35,220
That's your fault.

4063
03:38:38,220 --> 03:38:40,440
Don't think you can actually blame anyone.

4064
03:38:40,440 --> 03:38:44,020
You were actually getting the right advice from OSW HD.

4065
03:38:44,280 --> 03:38:46,560
Who's now just replied this very moment.

4066
03:38:47,960 --> 03:38:48,360
LOL.

4067
03:38:49,320 --> 03:38:49,900
Which is.

4068
03:38:50,640 --> 03:38:52,120
Newspeak for lots of love.

4069
03:38:52,920 --> 03:38:55,440
My original channel was removed by YouTube.

4070
03:38:56,440 --> 03:38:57,260
So I.

4071
03:38:57,640 --> 03:38:59,220
Had to add something at the end.

4072
03:39:00,980 --> 03:39:03,140
What the fuck were they at removing.

4073
03:39:03,560 --> 03:39:04,360
Were you uploading.

4074
03:39:05,360 --> 03:39:08,360
Bad videos of Jihadi John on a mad one.

4075
03:39:09,800 --> 03:39:10,940
Or was it fucking.

4076
03:39:12,940 --> 03:39:14,840
Did you upload a video of.

4077
03:39:15,840 --> 03:39:16,480
I know.

4078
03:39:16,560 --> 03:39:17,720
Limp Bizkit's rolling.

4079
03:39:18,280 --> 03:39:19,360
Without their permission.

4080
03:39:19,780 --> 03:39:22,060
Because I showed rolling on a stream once.

4081
03:39:22,280 --> 03:39:23,680
And the fucking video got blocked.

4082
03:39:23,780 --> 03:39:25,340
And I nearly got a copyright strike.

4083
03:39:26,440 --> 03:39:27,040
Did you.

4084
03:39:27,180 --> 03:39:28,200
I know what it was.

4085
03:39:28,320 --> 03:39:30,840
You were uploading videos of Jihadi John.

4086
03:39:31,560 --> 03:39:34,040
And you put in fucking rolling as the backing track.

4087
03:39:34,140 --> 03:39:36,020
Because they still get you on that the cunts.

4088
03:39:36,140 --> 03:39:36,740
There are some.

4089
03:39:37,400 --> 03:39:38,440
Music videos.

4090
03:39:39,200 --> 03:39:41,380
That they don't even have to be music videos.

4091
03:39:41,820 --> 03:39:43,140
They'll just get you on the song.

4092
03:39:43,140 --> 03:39:57,620
I thought the torch.

4093
03:39:57,860 --> 03:39:59,320
That this girl has here.

4094
03:40:00,340 --> 03:40:00,780
Would.

4095
03:40:01,340 --> 03:40:02,300
Distract the fucker.

4096
03:40:02,440 --> 03:40:02,940
Or blind him.

4097
03:40:03,000 --> 03:40:03,860
Or make him stop.

4098
03:40:04,300 --> 03:40:04,820
Oh here we go.

4099
03:40:04,920 --> 03:40:05,300
Here we go.

4100
03:40:07,920 --> 03:40:08,700
There we go.

4101
03:40:09,700 --> 03:40:10,320
Oh shit.

4102
03:40:10,560 --> 03:40:11,280
No we need to have him.

4103
03:40:11,280 --> 03:40:12,220
We need to have him upstairs.

4104
03:40:12,800 --> 03:40:14,400
We need to have the fucker upstairs.

4105
03:40:14,560 --> 03:40:15,280
This is no good.

4106
03:40:27,840 --> 03:40:28,080
Hmm.

4107
03:40:30,460 --> 03:40:31,140
Camp David.

4108
03:40:31,240 --> 03:40:31,780
Thank you very much.

4109
03:40:31,900 --> 03:40:32,860
And Kings of Leon.

4110
03:40:34,100 --> 03:40:38,140
Thank you for your kind and generous bit of lovely lovely tippage.

4111
03:40:38,580 --> 03:40:41,000
You say enjoying the stream.

4112
03:40:41,620 --> 03:40:42,900
From the Netherlands.

4113
03:40:43,940 --> 03:40:44,220
Which.

4114
03:40:44,660 --> 03:40:45,940
As we all know is Holland.

4115
03:40:46,280 --> 03:40:46,600
And.

4116
03:40:46,840 --> 03:40:47,600
If you think about it.

4117
03:40:48,420 --> 03:40:49,220
Ah fuck that.

4118
03:40:49,540 --> 03:40:50,580
It's pretty far out.

4119
03:40:50,660 --> 03:40:51,000
Because.

4120
03:40:51,500 --> 03:40:53,480
I think they're an hour ahead of us.

4121
03:40:54,200 --> 03:40:56,240
So you're watching at quarter past three.

4122
03:40:58,180 --> 03:40:59,180
Or as they say in the Dutch.

4123
03:40:59,180 --> 03:41:01,180
Or as they say in the Netherlands.

4124
03:41:01,180 --> 03:41:01,460
Or as they say in the Netherlands.

4125
03:41:01,460 --> 03:41:04,060
In the quarter past three.

4126
03:41:05,140 --> 03:41:07,020
Or maybe they don't say quarter past.

4127
03:41:07,100 --> 03:41:08,000
You know the way Americans.

4128
03:41:08,140 --> 03:41:10,680
I don't think they say quarter two or half past or quarter.

4129
03:41:10,780 --> 03:41:11,620
So maybe the Dutch.

4130
03:41:11,780 --> 03:41:12,700
Maybe they say.

4131
03:41:14,140 --> 03:41:15,400
Edge 315.

4132
03:41:18,700 --> 03:41:20,040
Maybe you could let me know.

4133
03:41:20,440 --> 03:41:20,560
But.

4134
03:41:22,500 --> 03:41:23,260
You'd imagine.

4135
03:41:23,420 --> 03:41:24,060
I suppose.

4136
03:41:24,420 --> 03:41:25,800
The Dutch being very.

4137
03:41:26,260 --> 03:41:26,940
Precise.

4138
03:41:27,660 --> 03:41:28,300
Methodical.

4139
03:41:31,900 --> 03:41:32,420
Oh.

4140
03:41:33,160 --> 03:41:33,920
Group of people.

4141
03:41:34,460 --> 03:41:34,900
That they.

4142
03:41:35,080 --> 03:41:36,080
Probably do say.

4143
03:41:36,220 --> 03:41:37,060
Every little.

4144
03:41:37,860 --> 03:41:38,300
Minute.

4145
03:41:38,480 --> 03:41:40,180
It's 13 past two.

4146
03:41:41,300 --> 03:41:42,900
It's 9 past six.

4147
03:41:43,900 --> 03:41:45,000
Thank you very much.

4148
03:41:45,080 --> 03:41:45,580
Thanks lads.

4149
03:41:45,680 --> 03:41:46,800
It was a copyright bollocks.

4150
03:41:46,900 --> 03:41:47,780
Not enough Limp Bizkit.

4151
03:41:48,140 --> 03:41:49,700
I didn't realise they're the actual SW.

4152
03:41:49,920 --> 03:41:50,440
Big old channel.

4153
03:41:50,720 --> 03:41:51,380
15 past three.

4154
03:41:51,460 --> 03:41:51,900
It's arse.

4155
03:41:51,940 --> 03:41:53,480
Little far out to 315.

4156
03:41:54,040 --> 03:41:54,260
Sorry.

4157
03:41:54,360 --> 03:41:56,000
Just fucking going through the comments.

4158
03:41:56,120 --> 03:41:56,360
Pacey.

4159
03:41:56,780 --> 03:41:59,700
We do say quarter to whatever sometimes.

4160
03:42:01,280 --> 03:42:02,240
Sorry about that.

4161
03:42:04,880 --> 03:42:05,880
I've sullied.

4162
03:42:07,380 --> 03:42:08,880
People of North America.

4163
03:42:10,980 --> 03:42:11,880
And for that.

4164
03:42:12,220 --> 03:42:14,020
I'll pay the highest price.

4165
03:42:16,640 --> 03:42:18,700
I don't know how this guy.

4166
03:42:19,300 --> 03:42:20,940
How to operate with this cunt.

4167
03:42:24,640 --> 03:42:25,680
Do I lure him?

4168
03:42:25,980 --> 03:42:26,660
Good idea.

4169
03:42:26,860 --> 03:42:27,560
Good idea.

4170
03:42:27,740 --> 03:42:28,220
Good idea.

4171
03:42:28,300 --> 03:42:29,760
You keep coming this way buddy boy.

4172
03:42:35,180 --> 03:42:35,960
This is it.

4173
03:42:39,300 --> 03:42:44,520
Some Americans say 15 at the top of the hour for quarter past.

4174
03:42:45,320 --> 03:42:48,120
I could have done that fucking wind up yoke earlier on.

4175
03:42:49,520 --> 03:42:50,380
When I had it.

4176
03:42:50,440 --> 03:42:52,640
I didn't need to go all the way back upstairs.

4177
03:42:54,440 --> 03:42:55,160
So now.

4178
03:42:56,900 --> 03:42:58,000
What the fuck am I at?

4179
03:42:58,140 --> 03:42:58,560
Where am I going?

4180
03:42:58,580 --> 03:42:59,500
Am I going the right way here?

4181
03:43:03,720 --> 03:43:04,620
This is the right way.

4182
03:43:04,700 --> 03:43:05,080
Sure it is.

4183
03:43:06,960 --> 03:43:08,100
Now what am I at?

4184
03:43:14,100 --> 03:43:14,760
I'm looking.

4185
03:43:15,640 --> 03:43:17,300
See if we have any fucking clues here.

4186
03:43:17,380 --> 03:43:20,600
Because I remember those clues being dished out at pace.

4187
03:43:21,240 --> 03:43:21,900
Last time.

4188
03:43:22,060 --> 03:43:22,720
I've got nothing.

4189
03:43:22,940 --> 03:43:24,040
Nothing there for us.

4190
03:43:26,100 --> 03:43:34,700
I'm sure it was written on that fucking scrap of paper you got upstairs.

4191
03:43:38,080 --> 03:43:41,180
I do believe that that was to do with the clock that was upstairs.

4192
03:43:41,400 --> 03:43:42,520
I don't think it was this one.

4193
03:43:44,100 --> 03:43:45,920
There might be a scrap of paper around here.

4194
03:43:45,980 --> 03:43:46,820
Did you check that out?

4195
03:43:46,820 --> 03:43:59,500
Can't fucking see it.

4196
03:44:07,180 --> 03:44:08,340
Cannot fucking see it.

4197
03:44:08,800 --> 03:44:09,920
We go for a five.

4198
03:44:11,820 --> 03:44:12,220
Nothing.

4199
03:44:12,700 --> 03:44:13,840
7pm again is it?

4200
03:44:13,840 --> 03:44:22,900
There we go.

4201
03:44:23,020 --> 03:44:28,580
Lovely, lovely sound of a beautiful ornamental grandfather chimer deluxe.

4202
03:44:29,660 --> 03:44:30,940
Mahogany oak edition.

4203
03:44:31,340 --> 03:44:32,280
Beautiful bog oak.

4204
03:44:36,980 --> 03:44:38,400
Thank you very much.

4205
03:44:38,520 --> 03:44:40,340
Is that Jihadi John in the armor?

4206
03:44:40,920 --> 03:44:41,600
Hopefully not.

4207
03:44:43,080 --> 03:44:43,620
Let's see.

4208
03:44:43,620 --> 03:44:45,420
Let's see what we can get down here.

4209
03:44:45,520 --> 03:44:50,440
But as I recall it's full of fucking demons and hard cunts.

4210
03:44:51,520 --> 03:44:54,580
Then you go back down afterwards and you have to fight with Leon then afterwards.

4211
03:44:56,680 --> 03:44:57,520
We're doing well.

4212
03:44:58,480 --> 03:44:59,540
We're doing really well.

4213
03:45:00,400 --> 03:45:02,140
Except for these guys who are coming after us.

4214
03:45:02,240 --> 03:45:03,380
We're not doing so well.

4215
03:45:03,580 --> 03:45:04,580
We let them get us.

4216
03:45:07,740 --> 03:45:09,860
James Schultz 67.

4217
03:45:10,860 --> 03:45:12,500
What an iconic name.

4218
03:45:12,500 --> 03:45:13,800
James Schultz.

4219
03:45:13,920 --> 03:45:15,300
Dedicate this to you, man.

4220
03:45:15,300 --> 03:45:19,020
Shorts.

4221
03:45:19,020 --> 03:45:22,140
Schultz.

4222
03:45:22,140 --> 03:45:25,220
Schultz.

4223
03:45:25,220 --> 03:45:28,220
Schultz.

4224
03:45:28,220 --> 03:45:31,300
Shorts.

4225
03:45:31,860 --> 03:45:34,140
Shorts.

4226
03:45:36,080 --> 03:45:37,420
Shorts.

4227
03:45:38,000 --> 03:45:40,220
Shorts.

4228
03:45:42,220 --> 03:45:43,600
Shorts.

4229
03:45:44,220 --> 03:45:46,220
Shorts.

4230
03:45:48,360 --> 03:45:49,720
Shorts.

4231
03:45:49,720 --> 03:45:49,780
Shorts.

4232
03:45:52,080 --> 03:45:52,780
Shorts.

4233
03:45:55,140 --> 03:45:55,780
Shorts.

4234
03:45:56,960 --> 03:46:03,120
Just a little blast of Shorts there for none other than James Shorts.

4235
03:46:05,600 --> 03:46:13,540
Which is spelt with a S-C-H-U and not like Olaf Shorts, which is Shorts.

4236
03:46:13,920 --> 03:46:15,740
But a lot of people still say Shorts.

4237
03:46:15,740 --> 03:46:17,640
Couldn't I just say I was done?

4238
03:46:18,700 --> 03:46:26,880
Well, apologies there if I got you excited there, James Shorts, and then you found out that it actually wasn't a song which your name was Shorts.

4239
03:46:26,880 --> 03:46:27,980
And not Shorts, but look.

4240
03:46:28,680 --> 03:46:30,300
Apples and oranges, you know?

4241
03:46:34,780 --> 03:46:36,080
So what am I at here?

4242
03:46:36,140 --> 03:46:37,440
Why did I do that?

4243
03:46:37,540 --> 03:46:38,880
Did I...

4244
03:46:38,880 --> 03:46:49,100
Now I remember something opening up somewhere down here.

4245
03:46:52,280 --> 03:46:55,440
Oh yeah, we just have one more little bell to ring.

4246
03:46:56,720 --> 03:46:58,420
Go around ringing bells.

4247
03:46:58,420 --> 03:47:00,420
And getting the fucking...

4248
03:47:00,420 --> 03:47:02,920
Yoke open.

4249
03:47:03,080 --> 03:47:03,800
Ah, down there though.

4250
03:47:10,240 --> 03:47:11,420
Jesus Christ.

4251
03:47:12,580 --> 03:47:15,340
None other than terrifying knights.

4252
03:47:15,540 --> 03:47:16,900
Oh, there's another bell to ring.

4253
03:47:18,140 --> 03:47:20,440
This is like the bell ringer's ball.

4254
03:47:20,940 --> 03:47:22,700
It's the bell ringer's ball.

4255
03:47:23,340 --> 03:47:26,300
And all of the knights at the shining table are invited.

4256
03:47:27,300 --> 03:47:28,380
Fucking assholes.

4257
03:47:29,540 --> 03:47:31,020
Pure living armor.

4258
03:47:31,180 --> 03:47:32,100
Can you imagine it?

4259
03:47:33,040 --> 03:47:34,760
The excitement.

4260
03:47:35,340 --> 03:47:35,740
The fear.

4261
03:47:35,860 --> 03:47:36,180
The terror.

4262
03:47:36,260 --> 03:47:36,840
The adrenaline.

4263
03:47:37,780 --> 03:47:38,500
Panic attack.

4264
03:47:38,640 --> 03:47:39,000
Central.

4265
03:47:39,760 --> 03:47:43,220
So you just look for where these fucking bells are and ring them.

4266
03:47:43,560 --> 03:47:44,560
Ring the fuck out of them.

4267
03:47:56,840 --> 03:48:02,440
Thank you very much there, previous Leon.

4268
03:48:02,700 --> 03:48:05,900
For your kind, hearted, and generous rip-ripperunus.

4269
03:48:07,560 --> 03:48:08,760
And that's us.

4270
03:48:08,960 --> 03:48:10,320
That's our door open.

4271
03:48:12,840 --> 03:48:13,800
Straight through.

4272
03:48:19,380 --> 03:48:22,200
Give me a taste of your bacon.

4273
03:48:23,400 --> 03:48:25,860
Give me a lap of your milk.

4274
03:48:25,860 --> 03:48:28,700
What the heck?

4275
03:48:33,780 --> 03:48:36,760
So we switch these little fucking yokes around.

4276
03:48:36,900 --> 03:48:38,060
We've got a Switch Quest now.

4277
03:48:39,160 --> 03:48:45,660
The Switch Quest was implemented at the behest of Switchitumi Nakayama.

4278
03:48:46,160 --> 03:48:49,680
Who was big in the fucking Switch Quest community out in Japan.

4279
03:48:50,240 --> 03:48:54,940
They brought him in to really fucking jazz things up in Resident Evil 4 Remake.

4280
03:48:55,240 --> 03:48:57,600
Because there weren't enough fucking Switch Quests.

4281
03:48:58,080 --> 03:48:59,320
We've got this moon lamp here.

4282
03:48:59,380 --> 03:49:00,860
So we'll have a look for the moon thing.

4283
03:49:01,620 --> 03:49:03,420
Which is over here, I believe.

4284
03:49:04,760 --> 03:49:05,160
Yep.

4285
03:49:05,220 --> 03:49:05,840
The moon one.

4286
03:49:08,160 --> 03:49:08,520
Moonwalker.

4287
03:49:13,640 --> 03:49:15,460
Liquid bell ringing back there.

4288
03:49:16,080 --> 03:49:16,900
Indeed, March.

4289
03:49:16,960 --> 03:49:17,320
Indeed.

4290
03:49:17,320 --> 03:49:20,100
It was the way those bells should have been rang.

4291
03:49:21,180 --> 03:49:22,140
With confidence.

4292
03:49:22,720 --> 03:49:23,780
Risk pace.

4293
03:49:24,780 --> 03:49:25,220
Determination.

4294
03:49:26,080 --> 03:49:30,980
And nothing short of spite and vitriol in the tank at the time.

4295
03:49:31,780 --> 03:49:33,140
Whether or not that came through.

4296
03:49:33,280 --> 03:49:34,780
Whether or not that was channeled.

4297
03:49:35,140 --> 03:49:37,120
When I fucking rang those bells.

4298
03:49:37,480 --> 03:49:38,900
When indeed Ashley rang them.

4299
03:49:39,360 --> 03:49:40,280
Remains to be seen.

4300
03:49:40,400 --> 03:49:41,820
But it was there in its...

4301
03:49:42,480 --> 03:49:44,280
In my spirit and in my mind.

4302
03:49:45,760 --> 03:49:46,580
Take it from me.

4303
03:49:46,660 --> 03:49:47,840
It's no easy task.

4304
03:49:48,700 --> 03:49:50,540
For you to rang a few fucking bells yourself.

4305
03:49:51,340 --> 03:49:52,920
Not an easy fucking thing to do.

4306
03:49:53,000 --> 03:49:54,700
Especially when you got a few of these lads fucking...

4307
03:49:54,700 --> 03:49:57,120
Playing musical chairs with you.

4308
03:49:58,140 --> 03:49:59,120
There's one over here.

4309
03:49:59,340 --> 03:50:00,060
In the distance.

4310
03:50:00,160 --> 03:50:00,880
He looks pissed.

4311
03:50:02,720 --> 03:50:03,780
He looks pissed.

4312
03:50:08,200 --> 03:50:10,740
With a certain degree of relish as well.

4313
03:50:10,840 --> 03:50:11,140
Yeah.

4314
03:50:11,760 --> 03:50:13,400
I'm glad you picked up on that.

4315
03:50:13,500 --> 03:50:15,120
Because I wasn't going to see it.

4316
03:50:16,100 --> 03:50:18,680
But I'm glad that it was fucking detected.

4317
03:50:18,880 --> 03:50:19,140
You know?

4318
03:50:20,360 --> 03:50:22,180
You don't want to preempt these things.

4319
03:50:22,220 --> 03:50:23,280
As I said before.

4320
03:50:24,560 --> 03:50:26,680
It's nice to have them brought to your attention.

4321
03:50:27,920 --> 03:50:29,220
We're running through the fields.

4322
03:50:29,320 --> 03:50:31,580
Thanks very much for the tip there.

4323
03:50:31,640 --> 03:50:32,280
With our guns.

4324
03:50:32,420 --> 03:50:32,700
Indeed.

4325
03:50:32,800 --> 03:50:33,080
Indeed.

4326
03:50:33,160 --> 03:50:35,800
It's been a long time since I heard that fucking quality tune.

4327
03:50:35,920 --> 03:50:36,280
But look.

4328
03:50:36,720 --> 03:50:38,060
There's more songs on the way.

4329
03:50:38,860 --> 03:50:40,420
In the not too distant future.

4330
03:50:40,540 --> 03:50:40,900
As I said.

4331
03:50:41,040 --> 03:50:41,680
I'm working.

4332
03:50:41,880 --> 03:50:44,820
Trying to get the music career back on track again.

4333
03:50:44,940 --> 03:50:46,120
Fell by the wayside there.

4334
03:50:47,260 --> 03:50:48,400
Bit of a dry patch.

4335
03:50:48,760 --> 03:50:49,280
But uh.

4336
03:50:50,000 --> 03:50:50,380
Look.

4337
03:50:51,660 --> 03:50:52,620
You get over one hump.

4338
03:50:52,720 --> 03:50:53,660
You can get over the next.

4339
03:50:53,780 --> 03:50:54,580
And it keeps on going.

4340
03:50:54,660 --> 03:50:55,260
It keeps on going.

4341
03:50:55,340 --> 03:50:56,460
It's like a conveyor belt then.

4342
03:50:56,500 --> 03:50:56,680
You know?

4343
03:50:57,860 --> 03:50:59,060
I'm thinking this castle.

4344
03:51:00,040 --> 03:51:01,100
The way I'm tackling it.

4345
03:51:01,540 --> 03:51:03,100
And the way I've fucking done it.

4346
03:51:04,640 --> 03:51:07,000
It's nothing short of fucking problematic.

4347
03:51:07,820 --> 03:51:09,620
It's nothing short of emblematic.

4348
03:51:10,120 --> 03:51:13,420
Of someone who really has a shit hot future in front of them.

4349
03:51:13,480 --> 03:51:14,360
In terms of music.

4350
03:51:14,780 --> 03:51:19,220
And probably other areas if they try and fucking apply themselves as well.

4351
03:51:19,300 --> 03:51:21,840
I'm not really too sure what those areas could be.

4352
03:51:23,220 --> 03:51:25,700
There's going to be a few areas in this fucking castle anywhere.

4353
03:51:28,700 --> 03:51:30,780
That castle could be a great Airbnb.

4354
03:51:30,780 --> 03:51:32,780
It says super elliptic.

4355
03:51:33,820 --> 03:51:34,100
Well.

4356
03:51:34,360 --> 03:51:36,620
That is interesting there.

4357
03:51:36,800 --> 03:51:37,640
Super elliptic.

4358
03:51:37,740 --> 03:51:38,100
Because.

4359
03:51:38,440 --> 03:51:40,180
I was saying that earlier on.

4360
03:51:41,620 --> 03:51:44,280
I'm wondering whether or not you saw that.

4361
03:51:45,580 --> 03:51:46,560
Because if you did.

4362
03:51:47,580 --> 03:51:48,020
Then.

4363
03:51:48,660 --> 03:51:49,080
You're.

4364
03:51:49,640 --> 03:51:51,660
Are you trying to reprise.

4365
03:51:52,100 --> 03:51:53,680
My ideas for the castle.

4366
03:51:54,300 --> 03:51:56,500
Or is that an original idea you've had.

4367
03:51:56,920 --> 03:51:58,440
Because it's at half two in the morning now.

4368
03:51:59,420 --> 03:52:01,040
What's going on super elliptic.

4369
03:52:04,600 --> 03:52:06,100
Great minds think alike.

4370
03:52:06,600 --> 03:52:06,860
Maybe.

4371
03:52:07,200 --> 03:52:08,180
Super elliptic.

4372
03:52:08,980 --> 03:52:10,040
Genuinely had.

4373
03:52:10,700 --> 03:52:11,940
The exact same.

4374
03:52:13,860 --> 03:52:15,500
Idea about it being a fucking.

4375
03:52:15,720 --> 03:52:16,240
Airbnb.

4376
03:52:16,540 --> 03:52:16,680
But.

4377
03:52:16,760 --> 03:52:18,580
You never said Airbnb in fairness.

4378
03:52:19,380 --> 03:52:20,520
I never said Airbnb.

4379
03:52:20,880 --> 03:52:21,320
I said it.

4380
03:52:21,460 --> 03:52:22,960
Make a great place for weddings.

4381
03:52:23,140 --> 03:52:24,020
And all that kind of stuff.

4382
03:52:24,520 --> 03:52:27,540
Super elliptic has come up with a broadside.

4383
03:52:27,680 --> 03:52:29,280
A sideswipe of my idea.

4384
03:52:29,660 --> 03:52:31,180
Let's try to fucking modify it.

4385
03:52:32,320 --> 03:52:33,580
He's trying to make it his own.

4386
03:52:33,920 --> 03:52:34,740
I'm assuming.

4387
03:52:35,520 --> 03:52:35,720
He.

4388
03:52:35,940 --> 03:52:36,740
Where am I going?

4389
03:52:36,840 --> 03:52:37,620
First and foremost.

4390
03:52:38,500 --> 03:52:39,960
I thought I was in the right fucking.

4391
03:52:39,960 --> 03:52:40,960
Place here.

4392
03:52:41,860 --> 03:52:44,160
Getting bogged down in this Airbnb.

4393
03:52:45,880 --> 03:52:46,800
Castle bar.

4394
03:52:46,940 --> 03:52:47,740
Fucking castle.

4395
03:52:48,060 --> 03:52:48,420
Manor.

4396
03:52:48,500 --> 03:52:48,880
House.

4397
03:52:48,880 --> 03:52:50,360
Discourse.

4398
03:52:50,520 --> 03:52:51,500
And it's not what I want.

4399
03:53:10,160 --> 03:53:11,020
You fucked it.

4400
03:53:12,180 --> 03:53:13,160
You had it made.

4401
03:53:17,440 --> 03:53:18,400
You had it made.

4402
03:53:18,500 --> 03:53:19,120
And now you don't.

4403
03:53:19,200 --> 03:53:19,680
Oh no.

4404
03:53:20,100 --> 03:53:20,940
For fuck's sake.

4405
03:53:21,420 --> 03:53:22,920
You were going the right way were you not?

4406
03:53:25,740 --> 03:53:33,260
We've reached the stage of the night where I think Liam and Aaron have hit the hay.

4407
03:53:33,980 --> 03:53:39,680
They don't need to be spending all of their time giving me the tips that I need and crave.

4408
03:53:40,360 --> 03:53:40,980
But that's what's going to do.

4409
03:53:40,980 --> 03:53:41,980
But that's what's happened.

4410
03:53:41,980 --> 03:53:44,080
So fucking selfish of them.

4411
03:53:44,780 --> 03:53:46,580
At half fucking two in the morning.

4412
03:53:47,480 --> 03:53:49,120
To just leave like that.

4413
03:53:49,640 --> 03:53:50,760
After tipping me as well.

4414
03:53:50,920 --> 03:53:51,940
I know they tipped me.

4415
03:53:54,080 --> 03:53:54,540
Fuck.

4416
03:53:54,920 --> 03:53:57,220
But I still think it's very selfish of them.

4417
03:54:04,220 --> 03:54:04,840
That's Liam's fault.

4418
03:54:04,840 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4419
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4420
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4421
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4422
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4423
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4424
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4425
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,120
That's Liam's fault.

4426
03:54:05,120 --> 03:54:05,180
That's Liam's fault.

4427
03:54:05,180 --> 03:54:05,180
That's Liam's fault.

4428
03:54:05,180 --> 03:54:05,220
That's Liam's fault.

4429
03:54:05,220 --> 03:54:05,220
That's Liam's fault.

4430
03:54:05,220 --> 03:54:05,220
That's Liam's fault.

4431
03:54:05,220 --> 03:54:05,220
That's Liam's fault.

4432
03:54:05,220 --> 03:54:06,220
That's Liam's fault.

4433
03:54:06,220 --> 03:54:08,620
And to a lesser extent, Aaron's as well.

4434
03:54:08,620 --> 03:54:10,160
But there'll be words.

4435
03:54:10,160 --> 03:54:12,320
The next time they're around.

4436
03:54:12,320 --> 03:54:13,700
That'll be fucking serious words.

4437
03:54:13,700 --> 03:54:28,820
Thank you very much there, OSW.

4438
03:54:28,820 --> 03:54:29,920
For fuck's sake.

4439
03:54:30,020 --> 03:54:31,200
Thank you very much.

4440
03:54:32,820 --> 03:54:35,000
You know, it doesn't take much, does it?

4441
03:54:35,540 --> 03:54:36,860
It doesn't cost anything.

4442
03:54:38,000 --> 03:54:39,720
And there is OSW out there.

4443
03:54:40,060 --> 03:54:41,240
Putting the fucking work in.

4444
03:54:41,520 --> 03:54:43,060
Really fucking making things happen.

4445
03:54:43,060 --> 03:54:53,620
Almost there.

4446
03:54:58,720 --> 03:55:00,620
Andy the Fork, thank you very, very much.

4447
03:55:00,700 --> 03:55:02,380
With the insignia for the family crest.

4448
03:55:02,460 --> 03:55:02,960
That's great.

4449
03:55:03,120 --> 03:55:04,160
OSW review.

4450
03:55:04,320 --> 03:55:05,740
High definition told us.

4451
03:55:06,360 --> 03:55:08,720
And now we're really cooking with gas.

4452
03:55:09,420 --> 03:55:10,340
With a little gas cooker.

4453
03:55:10,960 --> 03:55:13,200
We're frying up some fucking bacon and eggs.

4454
03:55:14,200 --> 03:55:14,600
And Ashley.

4455
03:55:16,160 --> 03:55:16,680
Leon.

4456
03:55:17,000 --> 03:55:17,720
All the boys.

4457
03:55:17,720 --> 03:55:17,800
All the boys.

4458
03:55:27,800 --> 03:55:30,040
Oh my word.

4459
03:55:30,120 --> 03:55:39,480
Can't actually believe Ashley's managed to escape the clutches of a horrible labyrinthian fetch quest on wheels.

4460
03:55:40,360 --> 03:55:45,920
I'm actually going to need to sit down for 20 light years to be able to digest what's happened.

4461
03:55:47,040 --> 03:55:47,920
Poor Ashley.

4462
03:55:49,360 --> 03:55:50,400
Poor Ashley.

4463
03:55:50,400 --> 03:55:55,040
I do hope Ashley's alright after that.

4464
03:55:55,040 --> 03:55:55,480
Ashley.

4465
03:55:55,480 --> 03:55:55,480
Ashley.

4466
03:55:55,480 --> 03:55:55,480
Ashley.

4467
03:55:56,200 --> 03:55:56,640
Ashley.

4468
03:55:58,140 --> 03:55:59,260
She's obviously not.

4469
03:55:59,320 --> 03:56:03,180
She's being fucking taken away by a ghoul or demon and an absolute scumbag.

4470
03:56:04,780 --> 03:56:06,920
Bullets aren't going to stop that guy.

4471
03:56:07,480 --> 03:56:11,320
He's actually on loan from FC Scumbag United.

4472
03:56:12,760 --> 03:56:14,560
He's there to the end of the season.

4473
03:56:15,680 --> 03:56:16,960
Remains to be seen.

4474
03:56:17,340 --> 03:56:20,880
Whether or not they're going to fucking buy him at the end of the loan.

4475
03:56:20,880 --> 03:56:24,900
Thanks Gary.

4476
03:56:25,320 --> 03:56:28,680
It's a fucking half past the two.

4477
03:56:29,480 --> 03:56:34,820
And I am nine hours in on chapter nine.

4478
03:56:34,920 --> 03:56:35,960
Let's save the progress.

4479
03:56:38,540 --> 03:56:39,680
Chapter ten.

4480
03:56:40,840 --> 03:56:41,560
Right.

4481
03:56:41,700 --> 03:56:44,560
And we're nine hours in on chapter ten.

4482
03:56:45,300 --> 03:56:46,880
So I am on my.

4483
03:56:47,140 --> 03:56:49,740
I'm on my way to keeping it.

4484
03:56:49,860 --> 03:56:52,500
Like I said I would an hour of fucking chap.

4485
03:56:53,360 --> 03:56:53,700
But how.

4486
03:56:53,840 --> 03:56:55,660
It doesn't make sense if it's an hour of chap.

4487
03:56:55,800 --> 03:56:57,440
And we've been at this four hour stream.

4488
03:57:00,860 --> 03:57:03,000
Really doesn't make any sense whatsoever.

4489
03:57:03,280 --> 03:57:03,280
But.

4490
03:57:04,460 --> 03:57:05,080
Fuck it.

4491
03:57:05,180 --> 03:57:05,400
You know.

4492
03:57:05,580 --> 03:57:07,200
We're keeping the show on the road.

4493
03:57:07,580 --> 03:57:08,560
Or at least we were.

4494
03:57:09,560 --> 03:57:12,920
Do I detect an element of tiredness from you there?

4495
03:57:13,960 --> 03:57:16,240
Do I detect an element of tiredness from you?

4496
03:57:18,300 --> 03:57:18,740
Oh.

4497
03:57:19,200 --> 03:57:19,980
I mean.

4498
03:57:20,220 --> 03:57:22,340
There's definitely something.

4499
03:57:23,100 --> 03:57:25,460
Beginning to ruminate in my spine.

4500
03:57:25,640 --> 03:57:26,940
In my fucking cortex.

4501
03:57:27,140 --> 03:57:27,700
At the moment.

4502
03:57:28,740 --> 03:57:30,800
And it could be a fucking sleepy situation.

4503
03:57:31,480 --> 03:57:32,180
Sleepy gene.

4504
03:57:35,520 --> 03:57:36,820
That's just gameplay time.

4505
03:57:36,940 --> 03:57:37,620
Says Ian O'Sullivan.

4506
03:57:37,860 --> 03:57:39,360
It's a rainy day outside.

4507
03:57:39,540 --> 03:57:41,060
Thank you very much there for the tip.

4508
03:57:41,120 --> 03:57:41,740
I hope you're getting.

4509
03:57:43,140 --> 03:57:43,680
On well.

4510
03:57:44,100 --> 03:57:44,340
Yeah.

4511
03:57:44,400 --> 03:57:46,560
It doesn't count when I pause the fucking thing.

4512
03:57:46,660 --> 03:57:47,880
So that's what that is.

4513
03:57:48,000 --> 03:57:48,300
But I mean.

4514
03:57:48,360 --> 03:57:48,920
It's still good.

4515
03:57:48,960 --> 03:57:49,220
Really.

4516
03:57:49,280 --> 03:57:49,620
Isn't it?

4517
03:57:49,660 --> 03:57:49,900
I mean.

4518
03:57:51,000 --> 03:57:51,880
An hour of chap.

4519
03:57:53,600 --> 03:57:54,120
You know.

4520
03:57:57,020 --> 03:57:58,780
Mike Higgins is coming in there.

4521
03:57:58,840 --> 03:58:00,300
With the please do more and more.

4522
03:58:02,240 --> 03:58:04,060
But I don't think I've got it in me.

4523
03:58:04,720 --> 03:58:05,800
I really don't Mike.

4524
03:58:07,940 --> 03:58:09,340
I believe I can call you Mike.

4525
03:58:09,520 --> 03:58:09,720
Mike.

4526
03:58:12,260 --> 03:58:13,720
Because that's your name in the chat.

4527
03:58:15,080 --> 03:58:15,720
But uh.

4528
03:58:15,800 --> 03:58:16,100
Look.

4529
03:58:16,100 --> 03:58:18,520
Schultz.

4530
03:58:18,600 --> 03:58:19,700
Some Schultz to wake you up.

4531
03:58:19,820 --> 03:58:21,320
That's not a situation at all.

4532
03:58:22,520 --> 03:58:23,360
Might just uh.

4533
03:58:23,440 --> 03:58:25,060
Put on that fucking uh.

4534
03:58:25,060 --> 03:58:26,420
Clip there of um.

4535
03:58:26,520 --> 03:58:27,340
Thing before I go.

4536
03:58:28,300 --> 03:58:29,980
A couple of clips that might need seeing.

4537
03:58:30,220 --> 03:58:31,580
Somebody was asking me to.

4538
03:58:31,820 --> 03:58:32,940
Show a clip of something.

4539
03:58:37,660 --> 03:58:39,960
And I had a couple of clips that I wanted to see.

4540
03:58:40,960 --> 03:58:43,080
Let me just see there what we've got here.

4541
03:58:43,480 --> 03:58:45,160
Let me just see what I've got.

4542
03:58:46,740 --> 03:58:47,520
Brewing here.

4543
03:58:48,040 --> 03:58:49,280
A real brew, ha ha.

4544
03:58:49,280 --> 03:59:19,260
Brewing here.

4545
03:59:19,260 --> 03:59:21,560
Step change while I'm just changing the step here.

4546
03:59:22,440 --> 03:59:23,360
It's not too loud.

4547
03:59:23,520 --> 03:59:25,740
There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4548
03:59:27,320 --> 03:59:30,620
I think the step change in urgency needs to go a step down though.

4549
03:59:30,640 --> 03:59:31,780
Stay away from that rain.

4550
03:59:33,960 --> 03:59:35,640
The new global sequester.

4551
03:59:35,920 --> 03:59:38,660
Step change needs to be fucking a step down.

4552
03:59:39,380 --> 03:59:39,900
Concerning.

4553
03:59:41,580 --> 03:59:42,100
Treacherous.

4554
03:59:43,260 --> 03:59:44,740
Concerning and unacceptable.

4555
03:59:46,940 --> 03:59:49,600
There needs to be a step change in urgency.

4556
03:59:53,100 --> 03:59:55,280
Instead of having meetings and drafting memos,

4557
03:59:55,380 --> 03:59:59,580
he isn't making a decision to end drone closures at Dublin Airport.

4558
03:59:59,720 --> 04:00:01,340
And if he doesn't make that decision today,

4559
04:00:01,420 --> 04:00:02,840
we think, frankly, he should resign

4560
04:00:02,840 --> 04:00:04,960
and let somebody confidently become Minister of Transport.

4561
04:00:05,260 --> 04:00:07,400
Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step,

4562
04:00:07,400 --> 04:00:08,680
step change in urgency.

4563
04:00:12,520 --> 04:00:15,700
I'm more interested in the fucking Farage

4564
04:00:15,700 --> 04:00:19,180
and see what else that had in store for it.

4565
04:00:19,640 --> 04:00:20,800
Maybe for a little bit.

4566
04:00:20,800 --> 04:00:20,860
Let's see.

4567
04:00:20,860 --> 04:00:38,460
JohnnyOnionRings.ie

4568
04:00:38,460 --> 04:00:43,920
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

4569
04:00:46,460 --> 04:00:48,300
I wouldn't come out here in a fit otherwise.

4570
04:00:50,480 --> 04:00:51,920
I wouldn't come out here in a fit.

4571
04:00:53,780 --> 04:00:55,280
Even though you're a good bloke yourself.

4572
04:00:56,560 --> 04:00:57,560
Good bloke yourself.

4573
04:00:57,560 --> 04:00:59,000
You're guilty.

4574
04:01:00,160 --> 04:01:01,060
As charged.

4575
04:01:01,460 --> 04:01:02,120
As charged.

4576
04:01:02,440 --> 04:01:02,940
You're guilty.

4577
04:01:04,440 --> 04:01:05,000
The hangman.

4578
04:01:06,000 --> 04:01:06,280
Smitty.

4579
04:01:06,420 --> 04:01:07,500
Thank you very, very much.

4580
04:01:07,600 --> 04:01:07,880
Smitty.

4581
04:01:08,100 --> 04:01:08,500
Guilty.

4582
04:01:08,660 --> 04:01:09,060
Dopers.

4583
04:01:09,200 --> 04:01:09,540
Dopers.

4584
04:01:09,700 --> 04:01:10,060
Dopers.

4585
04:01:10,160 --> 04:01:10,460
Guilty.

4586
04:01:10,700 --> 04:01:11,620
Marijuana smokers.

4587
04:01:12,460 --> 04:01:13,660
You see this now.

4588
04:01:14,160 --> 04:01:14,280
What?

4589
04:01:14,420 --> 04:01:14,940
That.

4590
04:01:15,640 --> 04:01:19,380
Plug our fucking computer screen into...

4591
04:01:19,380 --> 04:01:23,700
This screen here.

4592
04:01:23,700 --> 04:01:24,020
Dopers.

4593
04:01:24,020 --> 04:01:24,100
Dopers.

4594
04:01:24,300 --> 04:01:24,920
Great men.

4595
04:01:25,460 --> 04:01:26,400
Marijuana smokers.

4596
04:01:26,840 --> 04:01:29,080
Go tomorrow morning and take 150 lb.

4597
04:01:29,080 --> 04:01:29,400
Veteran.

4598
04:01:30,580 --> 04:01:31,060
Clean.

4599
04:01:31,300 --> 04:01:32,020
10 micrograms.

4600
04:01:32,740 --> 04:01:33,080
Clean.

4601
04:01:33,500 --> 04:01:34,140
Per mil.

4602
04:01:34,640 --> 04:01:34,960
Clean.

4603
04:01:35,420 --> 04:01:35,960
Do that.

4604
04:01:36,720 --> 04:01:37,280
Creamed.

4605
04:01:37,420 --> 04:01:37,920
Do that.

4606
04:01:38,020 --> 04:01:39,160
They're gonna get creamed.

4607
04:01:40,640 --> 04:01:41,000
Creamed.

4608
04:01:41,000 --> 04:01:43,920
The only reason I'm out here tonight is because of what they're doing.

4609
04:01:44,000 --> 04:01:45,160
They're gonna get creamed.

4610
04:01:46,300 --> 04:02:02,760
Lovely zoom capabilities.

4611
04:02:02,760 --> 04:02:09,460
The likes of which have never been seen on today's stream because there was no zoom in or zoom out capabilities.

4612
04:02:09,760 --> 04:02:10,560
At all.

4613
04:02:11,200 --> 04:02:12,540
But now we have that.

4614
04:02:13,720 --> 04:02:17,160
Now we have that and we can really, really go to town on it.

4615
04:02:17,420 --> 04:02:23,080
That you couldn't inject EPO into yourself in 1987 because it wasn't available in 1987.

4616
04:02:23,080 --> 04:02:26,860
It wasn't available in 1987.

4617
04:02:27,180 --> 04:02:27,980
So that's the first thing.

4618
04:02:28,040 --> 04:02:28,700
That's the first thing.

4619
04:02:28,700 --> 04:02:48,640
You're gonna get creamed.

4620
04:02:48,640 --> 04:02:50,740
You're gonna get creamed.

4621
04:02:50,740 --> 04:02:50,760
You're gonna get creamed.

4622
04:02:50,760 --> 04:03:01,400
Look at the fucking laugh on that guy.

4623
04:03:01,400 --> 04:03:02,580
I don't care now.

4624
04:03:08,460 --> 04:03:10,360
With the audience very much at the heart of it.

4625
04:03:10,420 --> 04:03:11,340
Like a big family.

4626
04:03:11,980 --> 04:03:13,620
Well, like a big family.

4627
04:03:14,000 --> 04:03:29,660
Some real fucking funny faces going on.

4628
04:03:29,820 --> 04:03:31,740
Fake joy.

4629
04:03:31,740 --> 04:03:36,100
And Ann Diamond there like is like, don't touch me.

4630
04:03:36,600 --> 04:03:38,540
This guy's really fucking faking it up.

4631
04:03:38,580 --> 04:03:45,060
But I seen him get really uncomfortable when he had like a younger blonde co-presenter on a few weeks ago.

4632
04:03:45,720 --> 04:03:50,380
And she was like getting all handsy and touching his hands and all this sort of stuff.

4633
04:03:50,480 --> 04:03:53,200
And it was, uh, it was very awkward to watch.

4634
04:03:53,280 --> 04:03:55,380
Like she was, she was very overzealous.

4635
04:03:55,660 --> 04:04:03,000
It was like, it was like he was trying to fucking, uh, make sure he didn't get aroused.

4636
04:04:04,000 --> 04:04:05,880
It was a very, very interesting.

4637
04:04:06,020 --> 04:04:08,280
I wish we could, maybe we could go back and find that.

4638
04:04:08,280 --> 04:04:10,720
The news family really is here for you.

4639
04:04:10,960 --> 04:04:13,320
And whatever time of day you can watch or listen.

4640
04:04:13,660 --> 04:04:14,380
Britain's watching.

4641
04:04:14,600 --> 04:04:15,360
Britain's watching.

4642
04:04:15,880 --> 04:04:18,100
We're proud to be GV News.

4643
04:04:18,260 --> 04:04:19,240
The People's Channel.

4644
04:04:19,500 --> 04:04:20,520
Britain's News Channel.

4645
04:04:21,960 --> 04:04:23,860
Has quite a refined way in.

4646
04:04:23,920 --> 04:04:25,660
We want to get to Harry Redknapp.

4647
04:04:26,140 --> 04:04:28,380
And his white little booties.

4648
04:04:31,220 --> 04:04:32,420
Harry White Shoes.

4649
04:04:32,880 --> 04:04:34,220
The Wheeler Dealer himself.

4650
04:04:36,320 --> 04:04:37,320
Get out of it.

4651
04:04:39,480 --> 04:04:42,380
You come back to that face.

4652
04:04:44,880 --> 04:04:45,520
Boom.

4653
04:04:45,520 --> 04:04:49,600
Don't don't don't.

4654
04:05:14,400 --> 04:05:16,120
You're filthy. Thank you very much for the tip.

4655
04:05:16,120 --> 04:05:36,080
Oh, do do do. Do do do. It's time for Talking Pints. I'm joined by the legendary Harry Reddick. It's time for Talking Pints. I do. Right, said Fred.

4656
04:05:43,280 --> 04:05:54,280
Harry Reddick is a very, very popular figure here in Bournemouth and we'll find out why over the course of the next few minutes. Harry, was it always going to be football? East End boy, was it always going to be football?

4657
04:05:54,280 --> 04:06:14,760
Absolutely Nigel. Yeah, from my dad was a good non-league footballer and it was just, yeah, I did nothing at school but play football really. Loved sport. But football was, yeah. I mean, I started training at Tottenham when I was 11. So very early I got spotted by a scout. Took me down there. So Tuesday and Thursday nights every week down to Tottenham training under the great Bill Nicholson was the manager then.

4658
04:06:14,760 --> 04:06:25,960
Yeah. So yeah, but let's score 14 and side for West Ham. Were you good at other sports too? Loved cricket, loved cricket, loved all the sports. Loved it. Golf is my big passion there but I'm pretty useless but I love it, you know.

4659
04:06:26,760 --> 04:06:34,760
You finished up at Spurs as you say as a kid but actually West Ham. Yeah. And what do you think about that team? Oh fantastic.

4660
04:06:34,760 --> 04:06:52,760
I was going to exaggerate and say half the World Cup side were playing at West Ham. Yeah, we all came out of the youth teams together. They were that couple of years older than me. Bobby, Bobby Moore, Jeff Hurst, Martin Peters. But the three of the lads all played in that World Cup winning team in 66.

4661
04:06:52,760 --> 04:07:05,760
It's incredible really the referee players from West Ham playing the World Cup winning team. And Bobby was the captain. Jeff scored a hat trick. Yep. And Martin got the other goal. So I think West Ham played a big part in that World Cup win. Well we had Jeff Hurst all if you want to see.

4662
04:07:05,760 --> 04:07:20,760
I wonder what's the political angle of this going to be. Do you know? There's got to be a political angle at some stage. What's it going to be and when's it going to come and what shape and form is it going to take?

4663
04:07:20,760 --> 04:07:50,740
Yeah. And I think it's just in. Unbelievable. Nearly 10 years and loved it. We had a great time here. This was a fantastic club for me to manage, you know. It didn't start so well, did it? With your first. No, my first game Lincoln away. I took over. Davey Webber just left the club and. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something amused the audience there. It's a little bit. First time in a hundred and odd years getting in the championship. And then Eddie came along. Eddie Howard took me into the

4664
04:07:50,740 --> 04:07:55,480
premier and he you know slaughtered what I've done really well I think they still love you here for

4665
04:07:55,480 --> 04:08:05,200
what you did yeah I mean I was great so that they would I mean you know there's two thousand two

4666
04:08:05,200 --> 04:08:08,800
and a half thousand people coming through the gates back in them days now I'd you know now you

4667
04:08:08,800 --> 04:08:13,120
can't get a ticket here for love or money it's amazing only old 11 and a half thousand people

4668
04:08:13,120 --> 04:08:18,880
but obviously every week is sold out you've had an amazing amazing football career now I noticed

4669
04:08:18,880 --> 04:08:24,260
that Spurs where you started off yeah playing football now they're looking for a manager at the

4670
04:08:24,260 --> 04:08:30,120
moment and it is interesting isn't it we got Neil Warner we got yeah we got Roy Hodgson yeah looking

4671
04:08:30,120 --> 04:08:38,080
after my team palace yeah you're about exactly the same age as these people so could we see thanks

4672
04:08:38,080 --> 04:08:43,340
very much there uh Smitty and you're filthy thank you very much for the tip there I doubt you I don't

4673
04:08:43,340 --> 04:08:50,720
think Daniel would um you know nothing fucking juicy here at all let's just see the intro usually gives

4674
04:08:50,720 --> 04:08:53,660
a good intro to these things really builds it up to the maximum

4675
04:08:59,720 --> 04:09:05,100
the country in the country a place where they're doing magnificent work they really are here to help people

4676
04:09:05,100 --> 04:09:07,380
former servicemen and women who otherwise would be homeless,

4677
04:09:07,480 --> 04:09:09,980
and I admire them enormously for doing that.

4678
04:09:10,120 --> 04:09:14,340
Now, of course, we've had the coronation weekend, massive success,

4679
04:09:14,340 --> 04:09:19,780
but it kind of hid from view what happened in the local elections last week.

4680
04:09:20,200 --> 04:09:22,660
Well, if the Tories had a bad day across the country,

4681
04:09:23,280 --> 04:09:28,340
they had in Bournemouth, I think, something facing quite close to being an electoral catastrophe.

4682
04:09:29,360 --> 04:09:31,400
They did very badly indeed.

4683
04:09:31,540 --> 04:09:35,240
And since then, we've learned that Rishi Sunak's big promise

4684
04:09:35,240 --> 04:09:41,500
to get rid of thousands of EU laws suddenly isn't going to happen.

4685
04:09:41,760 --> 04:09:47,740
And I think in places like Bournemouth, which were solid Brexit voting areas

4686
04:09:47,740 --> 04:09:53,040
and have been solid Conservative voting areas, there is a real sense of disappointment.

4687
04:09:53,560 --> 04:09:56,660
Or perhaps I should say that's even verging on anger.

4688
04:09:57,140 --> 04:10:01,980
And that's what you saw from voters here in Bournemouth last week.

4689
04:10:01,980 --> 04:10:04,880
Well, who better to have on the programme than a...

4690
04:10:04,880 --> 04:10:06,680
When we were talking to people on the door,

4691
04:10:06,900 --> 04:10:08,520
positive message for the future.

4692
04:10:09,520 --> 04:10:12,940
...many times, I believe, and a local businessman.

4693
04:10:13,840 --> 04:10:19,020
...them and listen to them every year is a complete and absolute disgrace.

4694
04:10:19,240 --> 04:10:24,040
And it makes me even more determined that GB News succeeds as a new channel

4695
04:10:24,040 --> 04:10:25,940
and that I win those awards...

4696
04:10:25,940 --> 04:10:30,200
For my cat, poor pussy, poor pussycat.

4697
04:10:30,700 --> 04:10:32,540
I'm too sexy for my...

4698
04:10:32,540 --> 04:10:33,140
OK.

4699
04:10:33,620 --> 04:10:36,400
To vote for me and those watching this on television can see it.

4700
04:10:36,460 --> 04:10:38,240
There's even a QR code you can download.

4701
04:10:38,700 --> 04:10:42,120
For my cat, poor pussy, poor pussycat.

4702
04:10:42,520 --> 04:10:46,380
I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love.

4703
04:10:46,480 --> 04:10:48,100
Love's going to lead me.

4704
04:10:48,660 --> 04:10:49,500
One day it will.

4705
04:10:49,840 --> 04:10:54,680
I'll also talk to you about Radio 4's Today programme this morning

4706
04:10:54,680 --> 04:10:56,640
and what they had to say about GB News.

4707
04:10:57,160 --> 04:10:59,120
Turn on the cat, get him off, Nigel.

4708
04:10:59,680 --> 04:11:03,380
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat.

4709
04:11:03,580 --> 04:11:06,020
Poor pussy, poor pussycat.

4710
04:11:06,360 --> 04:11:09,460
Quite close to being an electoral catastrophe.

4711
04:11:09,460 --> 04:11:11,820
They did very badly indeed.

4712
04:11:12,040 --> 04:11:15,640
And since then we've learnt that Rishi Sunak's big promise

4713
04:11:15,640 --> 04:11:21,940
to get rid of thousands of EU laws suddenly isn't going to happen.

4714
04:11:22,280 --> 04:11:24,220
Turn on the cat, get him off, Nigel.

4715
04:11:24,780 --> 04:11:28,480
I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat.

4716
04:11:28,680 --> 04:11:31,140
Poor pussy, poor pussycat.

4717
04:11:31,640 --> 04:11:32,820
I'm too sexy...

4718
04:11:32,820 --> 04:11:35,020
If the Tories had a bad day across the country,

4719
04:11:35,340 --> 04:11:41,460
they had in Bournemouth, I think, something facing quite close to being an electoral catastrophe.

4720
04:11:41,800 --> 04:11:47,340
Pussycat, I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to lead me.

4721
04:11:47,340 --> 04:11:48,000
Catastrophe.

4722
04:11:48,220 --> 04:11:50,300
They did very badly indeed.

4723
04:11:50,460 --> 04:11:54,340
And since then we've learnt that Rishi Sunak's big promise...

4724
04:11:54,340 --> 04:12:01,060
Pussycat, I'm too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love's going to lead me.

4725
04:12:02,800 --> 04:12:06,720
Standard news channels are pretty repetitive.

4726
04:12:07,260 --> 04:12:10,700
Too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat.

4727
04:12:10,900 --> 04:12:13,380
Poor pussy, poor pussycat.

4728
04:12:13,800 --> 04:12:14,400
News.

4729
04:12:15,040 --> 04:12:17,440
Very, very bad news for Fox News indeed.

4730
04:12:17,580 --> 04:12:19,900
Rupert Murdoch must be scratching his head about it.

4731
04:12:20,480 --> 04:12:21,480
Does it spell the end?

4732
04:12:21,760 --> 04:12:22,200
No.

4733
04:12:22,820 --> 04:12:25,440
But it spells that the whole thing is changing.

4734
04:12:25,940 --> 04:12:26,600
Poor my cat.

4735
04:12:26,820 --> 04:12:27,520
Poor pussy.

4736
04:12:28,100 --> 04:12:29,240
Poor pussycat.

4737
04:12:29,920 --> 04:12:32,540
Thank you very much there, Smitty, for the tip there.

4738
04:12:33,060 --> 04:12:37,040
So it'd be interesting if we could find some of his kind of...

4739
04:12:38,040 --> 04:12:42,040
whatever his polemic points are that he usually does about the fucking...

4740
04:12:42,720 --> 04:12:43,240
policies.

4741
04:12:43,520 --> 04:12:45,080
And then just keep on cutting to him.

4742
04:12:45,680 --> 04:12:46,800
My pussycat.

4743
04:12:47,200 --> 04:12:48,060
Poor pussy.

4744
04:12:48,580 --> 04:12:49,800
My pussycat.

4745
04:12:50,020 --> 04:12:52,020
And him just getting his fucking shirt off and that.

4746
04:12:52,640 --> 04:12:56,040
Because it really undermines the fucking...

4747
04:12:56,720 --> 04:12:58,280
Shite he does be spouting.

4748
04:13:00,860 --> 04:13:04,180
Adam Curtis up late on a Sunday night playing Resident Evil.

4749
04:13:06,400 --> 04:13:07,740
Thank you very much, Smitty.

4750
04:13:10,980 --> 04:13:13,060
Very little else in that...

4751
04:13:13,060 --> 04:13:15,680
Farage at large.

4752
04:13:17,000 --> 04:13:17,620
Let's see here.

4753
04:13:17,860 --> 04:13:19,420
You want to get him when he's...

4754
04:13:19,420 --> 04:13:21,200
he's looking at the camera talking.

4755
04:13:21,340 --> 04:13:22,060
Absolute fucking...

4756
04:13:22,980 --> 04:13:23,580
Waffle.

4757
04:13:24,420 --> 04:13:25,000
Who's this lad?

4758
04:13:25,040 --> 04:13:26,100
This is a lad from the audience.

4759
04:13:28,180 --> 04:13:30,020
I think he'd have stayed in France.

4760
04:13:30,720 --> 04:13:32,240
Well, you might be right.

4761
04:13:32,300 --> 04:13:32,960
I don't know.

4762
04:13:33,200 --> 04:13:34,240
Thank you very much indeed.

4763
04:13:35,860 --> 04:13:36,960
That's all we needed to hear.

4764
04:13:36,960 --> 04:13:37,420
I'm tired of not hearing.

4765
04:13:37,580 --> 04:13:38,800
My view is being represented.

4766
04:13:39,040 --> 04:13:40,080
Not just mine, but...

4767
04:13:40,080 --> 04:13:42,800
I kind of thought they might say that.

4768
04:13:43,240 --> 04:13:49,180
Now, I regularly listen to BBC Radio 4 in the morning.

4769
04:13:49,340 --> 04:13:51,480
I like to listen to something that makes me angry.

4770
04:13:52,880 --> 04:13:55,680
And gets me really riled up for the day.

4771
04:13:56,780 --> 04:14:03,500
As those that have watched this program or followed by social media will know, there is an annual television and radio awards.

4772
04:14:03,700 --> 04:14:04,700
Big dinner in London.

4773
04:14:04,840 --> 04:14:06,740
It's all very self-congratulatory.

4774
04:14:06,740 --> 04:14:07,780
My pussy cat.

4775
04:14:07,960 --> 04:14:10,120
And it's the liberal elite and all the rest of it.

4776
04:14:10,620 --> 04:14:15,320
And for some reason, my name has made it onto the list of runners and riders.

4777
04:14:15,880 --> 04:14:18,520
And so I've been asking people to go to the website.

4778
04:14:18,540 --> 04:14:19,720
No, what was the...

4779
04:14:19,720 --> 04:14:23,100
And it's tric.org.uk to vote for me.

4780
04:14:23,200 --> 04:14:23,900
And those watching us on television...

4781
04:14:23,900 --> 04:14:26,020
What was the video that was...

4782
04:14:26,020 --> 04:14:27,960
It came through a tip.

4783
04:14:28,540 --> 04:14:32,420
It was a video that I was meant to watch that I said I'll put it on a list to watch it before I get off.

4784
04:14:32,620 --> 04:14:34,320
I wanted to just check it out.

4785
04:14:35,360 --> 04:14:37,880
Let me just see there as well if I could find the...

4786
04:14:39,880 --> 04:14:44,960
Oh man, I'll be going on a fucking wild goose chase if I start trying to find that Gordon Ramsay clip.

4787
04:14:47,200 --> 04:14:48,280
Oh my god.

4788
04:14:49,160 --> 04:14:50,420
No, I won't find it.

4789
04:14:50,840 --> 04:14:51,180
I will.

4790
04:14:51,320 --> 04:14:52,360
There's no way I'll find it.

4791
04:14:52,420 --> 04:14:52,880
It's just...

4792
04:14:53,880 --> 04:14:54,880
Really fucking...

4793
04:14:55,900 --> 04:14:56,600
Hard title.

4794
04:15:06,320 --> 04:15:07,000
I'm...

4795
04:15:07,000 --> 04:15:08,480
Too sexy for my cat.

4796
04:15:08,480 --> 04:15:10,480
Too sexy for my cat.

4797
04:15:10,800 --> 04:15:11,680
So sexy.

4798
04:15:12,260 --> 04:15:13,680
Oh, come on, Nigel.

4799
04:15:14,080 --> 04:15:15,400
Oh, Nigel.

4800
04:15:15,400 --> 04:15:19,480
Too sexy for my hat.

4801
04:15:19,760 --> 04:15:21,140
Too sexy for my hat.

4802
04:15:21,240 --> 04:15:22,940
What do you think about that?

4803
04:15:23,800 --> 04:15:24,080
Oh.

4804
04:15:25,120 --> 04:15:26,780
Oh, I'm a model.

4805
04:15:27,120 --> 04:15:28,480
You know what I mean.

4806
04:15:28,560 --> 04:15:30,840
And he doesn't turn on the cat.

4807
04:15:35,640 --> 04:15:36,200
Yeah.

4808
04:15:36,200 --> 04:15:37,200
No one...

4809
04:15:37,200 --> 04:15:37,880
No one...

4810
04:15:37,880 --> 04:15:39,800
Yeah, I don't think anyone...

4811
04:15:39,800 --> 04:15:42,200
I can't fucking look through the history of the...

4812
04:15:42,980 --> 04:15:46,320
Tips to get the link.

4813
04:15:49,320 --> 04:15:50,440
Link Timperson.

4814
04:15:51,480 --> 04:15:54,900
Yeah, I think we'll fucking wrap it up there anyway.

4815
04:15:55,020 --> 04:15:55,820
Let me just see you.

4816
04:15:55,880 --> 04:15:58,040
Tell all your friends and family about GV News.

4817
04:15:58,120 --> 04:16:00,540
Would be nice to see it reach a million subscribers.

4818
04:16:01,420 --> 04:16:01,980
Great show.

4819
04:16:02,640 --> 04:16:04,760
These town halls are also very enjoyable.

4820
04:16:04,900 --> 04:16:06,160
Great show, Nigel and guests.

4821
04:16:17,340 --> 04:16:18,020
Voice...

4822
04:16:18,020 --> 04:16:20,320
But the voice, Vickers versus Malloy.

4823
04:16:20,520 --> 04:16:20,760
Okay.

4824
04:16:20,760 --> 04:16:22,760
OK.

4825
04:16:22,760 --> 04:16:24,760
OK.

4826
04:16:24,760 --> 04:16:26,760
OK.

4827
04:16:26,760 --> 04:16:28,760
OK.

4828
04:16:28,760 --> 04:16:30,760
OK.

4829
04:16:30,760 --> 04:16:58,760
.

4830
04:16:58,760 --> 04:17:20,760
Oh, it's far beyond earth. I hope you see me there. It's in the water. It's where you came from.

4831
04:17:20,760 --> 04:17:23,760
I remember it, yeah.

4832
04:17:23,760 --> 04:17:25,760
He's bringing it in.

4833
04:17:25,760 --> 04:17:31,760
It's where you came from.

4834
04:17:31,760 --> 04:17:39,760
When the crowd begins to wander.

4835
04:17:39,760 --> 04:17:48,760
And I try to see your face. Let's hear, come on.

4836
04:17:48,760 --> 04:17:56,760
It's in the water. It's in the stormy. It's where you came from.

4837
04:17:56,760 --> 04:18:02,760
It's in the darkness. And all the glory. It's to a shame, man.

4838
04:18:02,760 --> 04:18:18,760
Oh, yeah. When they clack. They come together. And start rising. Just drink the water. Where you came from. Where you came from.

4839
04:18:18,760 --> 04:18:32,760
Oh, fucking hell.

4840
04:18:32,760 --> 04:18:40,380
So the wrong you was called from yonder

4841
04:18:40,380 --> 04:18:46,760
Never sold yourself away

4842
04:18:46,760 --> 04:18:53,580
It's in the water, it's in the story

4843
04:18:53,580 --> 04:18:56,760
It's where you came from

4844
04:18:56,760 --> 04:19:01,000
It's in the turtle and all the glory

4845
04:19:01,000 --> 04:19:05,000
It's gonna shape me

4846
04:19:05,000 --> 04:19:08,560
And when they clash, they come together

4847
04:19:08,560 --> 04:19:10,840
They'll start rising

4848
04:19:10,840 --> 04:19:16,640
Just in the water, where you came from

4849
04:19:16,640 --> 04:19:18,780
Where you came from

4850
04:19:18,780 --> 04:19:27,320
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah!

4851
04:19:27,320 --> 04:19:34,640
Good night, couple of them.

4852
04:19:36,240 --> 04:19:37,540
Good night from Bournemouth.

4853
04:19:37,960 --> 04:19:39,580
Good night from Resident Evil 4.

4854
04:19:40,260 --> 04:19:41,300
We'll talk to you later on.

4855
04:19:43,720 --> 04:19:44,620
We'll see you later.

4856
04:19:47,620 --> 04:19:49,420
I'm sorry, I just have to say.

4857
04:19:51,020 --> 04:19:52,260
Jamelia, your face.

4858
04:19:52,260 --> 04:19:52,700
Jamelia.

4859
04:19:54,000 --> 04:19:56,240
Jamelia's face, the whole fucking performance, lads.

4860
04:19:56,240 --> 04:19:57,200
It was absolutely priceless.

4861
04:19:57,360 --> 04:19:58,440
Absolutely priceless.

4862
04:19:58,560 --> 04:20:00,060
So what did you make of that performance?

4863
04:20:01,320 --> 04:20:03,500
Jamelia's face was priceless during that.