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It's a good standing true. No one's gonna get in the fucking way of the progress we're gonna make. What about the progress we have made?

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What about the times we went through those doors? What about those guys that got dropped like a hot snot big time?

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I'm talking minigun bullets to the gullet 15 rounds per second per annum.

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Don't even dare to fucking besmirch this the kind of work I put in here.

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The absolute indignity of some people coming into here and thinking they could absolutely wipe the floor.

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With their with their words is just astounding.

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Some people thought that I couldn't do this and made it made made their case felt by writing that out there.

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Putting the words out there try to put me off my game.

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The game's still getting played guys the game never got stopped getting played.

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The game player is right here.

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Player number one numero uno insert coin

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Cause it's game over.

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You'd know it if you ever had it in front of you but you didn't.

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And to come in here

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And to level accusations of non

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Non ableness to play the game at a fucking alarming and frightening rate

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It's just absolutely astounding.

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It speaks only to the fucking failures

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Of many many many attempters

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At trying to get this speed run done.

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I said I wouldn't go off on this one tonight.

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Or this morning sorry.

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But I'm here now and I might as well fucking say it.

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There's a lot of haters out there.

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A lot of doubters.

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I just love to see you guys in the dust trail that I'm leaving.

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A lot of good support as well.

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Don't get me wrong.

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A lot of support.

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I'd say majority support.

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But there's a lot of haters out there who want to see me not get this speed run done at the time that it's meant to be clocked at.

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A world record.

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You got it wrong guys.

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You got it wrong didn't you?

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I just love to see it guys.

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Almost makes me sick.

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Almost makes me sick.

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And if I could get sick I would.

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But I wouldn't even give you the honesty of the fucking doubt of the fucking pleasure of being able to see that happen on the street.

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I'd say I'm sorry and I'll say sayonara tonight and I'll say goodbye tomorrow.

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What about today that means.

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Today is what means the most to me.

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Today at this point here in time.

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I played this game for a long time.

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I think it's a goddamn liberty.

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I should have to explain myself to people out there.

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Prove myself.

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You don't even know what day of the week it is guys.

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Not all of you.

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Is a select few.

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Now.

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Getting back to the people who do support.

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I want to say a big thanks very much for the support that you've given us.

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Not only in so far as the game is concerned itself.

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But.

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Looking at the fucking moral fibre and support which is pumped into the gusto.

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It's.

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So nice.

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And so wholesome and relatable.

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That it's actually sickening.

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But I've got over that.

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And I'm back again.

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And thinking it is nice.

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There were times when I was getting attacked.

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And openly snacked upon by a few zomboids.

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I didn't have a herb to my name.

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Didn't have a fucking spray to the pocket.

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Didn't have a bullet to a gun.

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Those were the hardest times of my life.

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I came through that.

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And I came through it with strength.

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Determination.

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Tenacity.

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And hard.

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Faced.

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Grit.

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I dare say you've ever had it in front of you guys.

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One more thing before I leave the realm of possibility here.

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Where were you?

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All those times I did it.

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In record numbers.

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I'm not talking about on stream.

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I'm talking about off stream too.

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Where were you?

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Your rhetoric was smothering you.

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What were you doing?

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I tell you where you are.

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You are scratching your arse.

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That's the gods honest.

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And the sooner you wake up to the realization.

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There's only one man that can answer the questions of the earth.

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There's only one man you need to be worshipping every Sunday in a big massive building.

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His name?

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Dermot Lopez predictions.

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You'd know it if you ever spent a day in it in your life.

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Thanks very much to you.

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I hope you're getting out well.

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Look.

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It's time I got off.

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Why?

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I don't think there's much more I can impart.

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Wisdom wise, maybe.

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Facts?

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Of course, they're plentiful.

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They're as bountiful as the apple in the orchard on hot spring afternoon down in Tipperary.

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What I can give you is hope.

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What I can give you is hope.

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What I'm willing to give you is peace.

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But what I won't give you are bread crumbs.

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Crumbs of cack.

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Crumbs of rubbish.

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Crumbs of nothing.

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Because when you worship at the altar of the speed runner.

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Thanks, Father Jim.

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Here's my name.

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Thank you very much.

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you know, or at least you should know, that all rules go out the fucking window the moment you start laying eyes on the graphics.

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You need to take a long, hard look at the situation you've got in front of you guys and ask yourself three questions.

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One, is it worth it? Two, if it is, what's the price? And three, who the hell am I? Answer them not in that order, but answer them. Because once you do, you will begin to transcend each and every morsel and graphically fucking pixelation that you're watching right now. Wet gherkin, thank you very much.

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I've seen things come and go. I've seen streams come and go. I was there back in the day. I was there before the streams even got made. I was playing this. I was speedrunning before speedrunning was even invented.

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There's a few of you out there who don't know Jack. But I'm willing to give you a chance, a second chance. Don't get above your station. This isn't a second chance saloon I'm running. I don't see any fucking swinging doors or cowboy boots. Stilts.

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Spirits being sucked upon at the end of the bar stool. Big swinging dicks. An absolute joke machine. Once told that if you need to get something done right, you need to hire someone you don't know to do it. Thanks for the tip, Schnuffles.

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This guy now, he's in the bin. He got bit up, chewed up, spat out, and then fucking crushed in a bailing compactor. Thanks JV Vietnami Gobbler. It was a robot. An algorithm I programmed it to speak speech patterns.

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if it was a human

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I'd be very sad

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because the gruesome demise is one which I'd never want

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in a million years

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I've told you about my worst death

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the flaming man trapped in a car

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the fucking drowning man trapped in a car

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most of them do involve being trapped in a car at the time

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but the robot which was trapped inside a baling compactor

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and fucking crushed

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is the end I've never seen

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the robot that was trapped inside a baling compactor

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thanks Anaconda G, Biscotti and Higgy Smalls

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very nice to see of you again

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and Schnuffles and Prig and Sophistix and Ed and Nobby Gobbler and JVV and BiPath

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and what about you?

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Anaconda G, will you be re-wetting the bogs minister?

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and what about Super Trooper?

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thanks very much for the tip there

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I won't believe you at all

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Resident Evil 2 save room Claire Scenario B

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and tell me it's not what you wanted

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tell me and if you do

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I won't fucking believe a word you'd said anymore

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I won't believe you at all

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you're not to be trusted but you are to be believed

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hot jadj Captain Sack

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each and every one of you thank you very much

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don't quote me on that

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but write it down

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write it down and put it in your diary for later

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trust me

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you're gonna wanna come back to that

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when things start rolling off the fucking table

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I had a sack of marbles once when I was a kid

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I lost each and every one of them

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the powerful one

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was a silver little ball

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made out of pure fucking metal

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I put it in a ball bearing gun and fired it at the teacher

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I got expelled and moved to another school

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did I cry?

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no

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that's not for me

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I got hauled into the fucking office

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the mother was brought in

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and when they asked me if I had anything to say for myself

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I said simply this

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I'm the speedrunner

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I'm a speedrunner!

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I don't expect this guy

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to understand the problems I'm facing

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I don't expect this guy to understand the problems I'm facing

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when I got moved to the second school for doing that

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I opened up my entrance with a grand statement of affair

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hear ye, hear ye, school chums

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I'm the new man here

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and with that I breezed through the years at pace

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much the same way I breathed through this game as well

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on a mission

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a man on a mission

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if anything can be learned or gleaned from that information, that cautionary tale

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thanks for that tip

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then it's something which I'm not gonna fucking discuss with you on stream

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where I'm hoping that each and every one of you has had a little moment there to think for yourselves

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because God knows you've had enough time to fucking do it from the past

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each and every one of you has had your autonomy stripped away from Johnny government, the powers that be

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and for what?

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for what?

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held in cages

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so we can be trapped

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playpens

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playpens

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fobbed off with treats and toys

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fucked away in a bin

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burgers

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a box

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doesn't bear thinking about it

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doesn't even bother even worrying about it

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it really doesn't

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does it fuck?

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I wanna say thanks very much for everyone for joining me on the speedrun

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it's been an impressive and so far counterproductive speedrun

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well well well

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look who decided to come back to the party

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fucking Omar

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thank you very much Mr. Omar

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Spidey Gonzalez

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sensual piece of pudding

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thank you very much

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Schult

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Darren Mack

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Kitty Boo

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how the F are you?

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I'm the only one in the office today

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so you're going out on loudspeaker

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hear ye hear ye

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all who cometh to the new stream

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marvel at the updated textures and shaded

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the shading and texturizers that have been implemented into Resident Evil

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you think that I can't do it that I'm incapable and that it's this game is just gonna kick my ass

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oh ye of little faith

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you didn't understand that I was ready to come back when I was ready to come back which that time is now

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I just love the haters all in a day's work for a speedrunner

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Kosovo Gulad, thank you very much

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Travis Barker from fucking Blink 182

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Thanks very much

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Can you tell Graham from Limerick I'm sorry I wasn't feeling this

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It's all the small things

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But I'll be back for our first date at the rock show

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And I miss you

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Omar Grigoski, thank you very much

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We are breaking down the barriers today at an alarming and frightening pace

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The world may not be ready for a change this fast

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They fear what they don't understand

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Eurotric will smother you

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*Dramatic music*

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That's enough of that.

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Um, thank you very much there.

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much there to none other than Cleo Varadkar, Verney T-Bag. You're my harvest time companion again.

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Can't wait for the speed, power, raw aggression and pace, pace, pace. A trifecta of pace.

258
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:41,160
Brian Brendan.

259
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,320
Will you be rewitting the bond?

260
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:57,120
Jamesy. Thank you very much for rewetting the bog. Smooth texturing of a madman. Thank you very much.

261
00:15:58,420 --> 00:16:04,820
Move down. Fund to keep tenancy open. Thank you very much.

262
00:16:07,620 --> 00:16:13,040
Few people I missed there while I was moving around. Sponsored ad for headphones. Thank you very much.

263
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:23,460
I actually don't like using these. The cable on the wired headphones which I love so much have snapped. It snapped and

264
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:31,220
therefore I had to use this. There's latency so I hear the sounds after I played the game after I've seen them. It's not optimal.

265
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:33,220
What's the story here? Thank you very much.

266
00:16:33,220 --> 00:16:51,220
Brain Schlug. Very kind of you. Loves to Schlug. Seam of the sack. Cleo Varadkar. Sparke. Thank you very much. Hot Jaj. Soup Trooper. Anaconda G. Biscotti. I think I've reached. I've reached back as far as Higgy Smalls.

267
00:16:51,220 --> 00:17:18,640
So what's new, pussycat? Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo. What's new, pussycat? Woo-woo-woo-woo. I just love trying to do a speedrun when the haters are in town.

268
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:43,960
Your rhetoric will smother you. Garnubius Flex. Thank you very much. Let me move my box over there. And let's see if we can start to vanquish all comers who approach us. Especially Conrad01.

269
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:50,880
Who's after tipping there. Shit, the controller's not on there. Are we working? Are we working?

270
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:59,640
The con- the fucking controller's gone off. Now I have to restart the game after that grand opening.

271
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:02,600
Fucking hell.

272
00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:21,080
Lovely Japanese intro there. We didn't get that on the last one.

273
00:18:21,740 --> 00:18:23,620
Frankie Schoonz. Thank you very much.

274
00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:34,460
That isn't him, Frankie Schoonz. I'm just trying to boost up the morale here because there was a little bit of a setback there.

275
00:18:34,540 --> 00:18:35,940
I have to restart the fucking thing.

276
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,020
Frankie Schoonz, thank you very much.

277
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:38,640
Conrad.

278
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:39,500
Samantha.

279
00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:40,140
Hagar.

280
00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:43,220
Getting me through the workday. Thank you very much.

281
00:18:43,380 --> 00:18:44,380
Lord Blonde.

282
00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,360
Thank you very much.

283
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:46,760
Are you doing the monologuing? I'm not.

284
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:48,680
But there is a man who is.

285
00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:50,080
And he's right here.

286
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,640
But one more thing before I go.

287
00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:57,620
I had a dream last night.

288
00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:03,360
A dream that we were about to see a better day.

289
00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,500
Resident Evil.

290
00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:08,540
Check out the graphics.

291
00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:11,260
I ascended into the heavens on the right hand side of the father in the driving seat.

292
00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:13,100
I was buckled in.

293
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,540
And we crashed the fucking car.

294
00:19:15,920 --> 00:19:17,100
The airbag went off.

295
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:18,540
And I survived.

296
00:19:20,940 --> 00:19:21,380
However.

297
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:23,760
Our father.

298
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:25,480
Who out.

299
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:25,720
Disappeared.

300
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:27,800
I thought I was going to say.

301
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:30,180
I thought I was going to say.

302
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,280
Our father.

303
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,380
Who out in heaven.

304
00:19:34,400 --> 00:19:35,060
Pone Jones.

305
00:19:35,160 --> 00:19:35,920
Thank you very much.

306
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:36,640
The haters.

307
00:19:36,980 --> 00:19:38,800
I want to say thanks to the haters as well.

308
00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:40,760
Let's get going here.

309
00:19:40,860 --> 00:19:41,360
Look at the.

310
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:42,900
Look at this now as we just.

311
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:45,480
Compare and contrast.

312
00:19:45,640 --> 00:19:46,300
The updated.

313
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,200
HD texture mod.

314
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:49,540
Everybody's wanking.

315
00:19:50,240 --> 00:19:51,120
About fucking.

316
00:19:52,180 --> 00:19:53,540
What's that game in space.

317
00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:54,880
Starships.

318
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:55,800
Starlight.

319
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,320
Starfield.

320
00:19:57,960 --> 00:19:58,440
Everybody's.

321
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,180
Going on.

322
00:19:59,280 --> 00:19:59,480
Oh.

323
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:00,060
Starfield.

324
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:00,640
Starfield.

325
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,640
What about this?

326
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:03,160
Look at that.

327
00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:05,420
Check that out.

328
00:20:06,860 --> 00:20:08,880
It looks like a nowadays game.

329
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,040
That's tailor made for nowadays.

330
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:12,580
What are you?

331
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,380
Sensual piece of pudding.

332
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,240
Thank you very much.

333
00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:15,860
I'm Pone Jones.

334
00:20:16,220 --> 00:20:17,800
That's a fucking Taylor Swift.

335
00:20:19,340 --> 00:20:20,660
Check out the detail.

336
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:23,360
Starfield.

337
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:24,680
Shitefield.

338
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:27,940
That's what I think of Starfield.

339
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,280
It's probably good.

340
00:20:29,580 --> 00:20:30,300
It's probably good.

341
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:30,380
It's probably good.

342
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,880
We heard that.

343
00:20:38,880 --> 00:20:39,580
That sound.

344
00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:39,600
That sound.

345
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,600
HD sound.

346
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,080
And everything.

347
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:42,580
Incredible.

348
00:20:45,180 --> 00:20:45,780
Incredible.

349
00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,760
Now join me.

350
00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:51,860
As we move.

351
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:54,520
At a pace.

352
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,740
Which could be described.

353
00:20:55,740 --> 00:20:57,000
As lightning fast.

354
00:20:57,180 --> 00:20:58,220
But I'm not going to fucking.

355
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,260
Make big claims.

356
00:20:59,260 --> 00:21:00,420
This early in the day.

357
00:21:01,120 --> 00:21:02,220
Let's just say.

358
00:21:03,140 --> 00:21:03,920
Getting here.

359
00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:07,480
Was in and of itself.

360
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:08,620
An achievement.

361
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,680
Two long years have passed.

362
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:13,860
Since the first installment.

363
00:21:14,620 --> 00:21:15,620
Of an incredible.

364
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:16,760
Ball.

365
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:17,720
Bustingly.

366
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,340
Barnstorming.

367
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:20,460
Lee fast.

368
00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:21,960
Intro to the game.

369
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,180
And none other than.

370
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,380
Lorenzo Di Modici.

371
00:21:24,380 --> 00:21:25,300
Needs to be thanked.

372
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:26,880
For his patronage.

373
00:21:28,160 --> 00:21:29,460
Thank you very much sir.

374
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,340
We've got a couple of big red jewels.

375
00:21:33,180 --> 00:21:35,580
The Gatling gun is ready to rock as well.

376
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:35,920
This.

377
00:21:36,080 --> 00:21:36,280
I mean.

378
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,600
This is just going to look at this.

379
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:40,740
360 degrees.

380
00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:42,340
Of pain.

381
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,180
It's ready.

382
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,960
For your face.

383
00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:48,560
360 degrees.

384
00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:50,260
Of rain.

385
00:21:50,900 --> 00:21:52,160
It's not water.

386
00:21:52,260 --> 00:21:53,120
But bullets.

387
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:54,100
Raining down.

388
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:55,800
In the place.

389
00:21:55,940 --> 00:21:56,500
I should have said.

390
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:57,020
Which would have.

391
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,720
Had a lovely rhyming effect.

392
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,040
Onto that couplet.

393
00:22:01,480 --> 00:22:02,400
That preceded it.

394
00:22:03,080 --> 00:22:03,560
Now.

395
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,640
We're dealing with Claire Redfield here.

396
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:07,640
Who.

397
00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:10,240
Should not really be thrust.

398
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,260
Into such a fucking.

399
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,820
Maelstrom of pain.

400
00:22:16,120 --> 00:22:17,480
But that's what's happened.

401
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:19,360
And I want to tell you something.

402
00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:21,000
When you find yourself.

403
00:22:21,100 --> 00:22:22,500
In a situation like this.

404
00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,560
You need to fucking.

405
00:22:24,860 --> 00:22:25,600
Get out of it.

406
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:26,820
Rapid fast.

407
00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:28,640
That's what we're doing.

408
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:30,280
And that's why we're speed running.

409
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:36,620
There's a hole in her bust.

410
00:22:36,780 --> 00:22:38,340
About the size of a fist.

411
00:22:39,520 --> 00:22:41,060
Let's fucking get that fisted.

412
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:42,300
That jewel fisted.

413
00:22:42,300 --> 00:22:43,680
Right into the bust.

414
00:22:44,460 --> 00:22:45,600
The man in the shed.

415
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,120
Thank you very much for the tip there.

416
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,260
Let's stick that red jewel.

417
00:22:49,260 --> 00:22:51,040
Let's stick that red jewel right into the situation.

418
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,080
Situational slot piece.

419
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:53,740
Which has been.

420
00:22:54,260 --> 00:22:55,440
Given down to us.

421
00:22:57,380 --> 00:22:58,820
And Jim Corr.

422
00:22:58,820 --> 00:23:02,900
The man who was the brother of all the women in the cores.

423
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:05,940
And they still love him.

424
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,360
And they haven't disavowed him.

425
00:23:08,580 --> 00:23:11,580
Even though he's made lots of grandiose claims.

426
00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,280
About a lot of dubious.

427
00:23:14,660 --> 00:23:16,060
And let's just say it.

428
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:18,200
Ill researched topics.

429
00:23:19,860 --> 00:23:20,420
Jim.

430
00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:21,380
If you're watching.

431
00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,900
I'm not having a go at your research.

432
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:24,940
For all I know.

433
00:23:25,060 --> 00:23:27,000
You probably did a fucking cracking job.

434
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:27,900
But listen.

435
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:29,800
It's the tunes we want to hear man.

436
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,360
And.

437
00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,020
Fair play to you.

438
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:34,740
You're still tuning it out.

439
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,120
With the girls as well.

440
00:23:37,740 --> 00:23:38,700
Doing tours.

441
00:23:38,940 --> 00:23:39,820
And gigs.

442
00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:40,300
Here.

443
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:40,620
There.

444
00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,120
And everywhere.

445
00:23:41,480 --> 00:23:41,740
Yurt.

446
00:23:41,860 --> 00:23:42,680
Thank you very much.

447
00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:44,200
Are you going EP?

448
00:23:44,560 --> 00:23:46,180
Or is it just Tommy going?

449
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:48,200
I think Tommy's putting on a bus.

450
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,420
He's throwing a bus down.

451
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,500
We've got half a blue stone there.

452
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:53,700
And I.

453
00:23:54,060 --> 00:23:55,660
There was a statement on the news there.

454
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:56,260
The other day.

455
00:23:56,820 --> 00:23:58,880
That there's some super strength stuff.

456
00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:00,480
Out there.

457
00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:00,820
So.

458
00:24:01,120 --> 00:24:01,360
Please.

459
00:24:01,480 --> 00:24:02,140
Please be careful.

460
00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:03,220
And if you get offered.

461
00:24:03,220 --> 00:24:05,080
A blue stone like this.

462
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:06,640
Make sure.

463
00:24:06,800 --> 00:24:08,480
Make sure it's just half of the animal.

464
00:24:09,380 --> 00:24:09,560
Make.

465
00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,020
Because you don't want the full animal.

466
00:24:12,140 --> 00:24:14,080
It could blow you into fucking sky.

467
00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,120
It could blow you.

468
00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:16,760
Blow you into fucking star field.

469
00:24:17,580 --> 00:24:19,320
But I wouldn't be arsed going.

470
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:20,040
Even if I.

471
00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:21,760
Even if I was arsed.

472
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:22,300
Because.

473
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,760
Actually the weather could be good.

474
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:26,060
But no.

475
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,660
The line up doesn't really fucking suit.

476
00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:30,160
The agenda of my mind.

477
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:30,760
At all.

478
00:24:32,220 --> 00:24:33,980
Even if the weather is good as well.

479
00:24:34,180 --> 00:24:38,580
I don't think I would really fucking be arsed waking up in.

480
00:24:39,260 --> 00:24:40,360
A tent in a field.

481
00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:43,520
Just not able for it now.

482
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,480
I'm a speed runner.

483
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:49,920
I don't expect any of ye.

484
00:24:50,860 --> 00:24:53,840
To understand the fucking problems I'm facing.

485
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,320
I haven't even checked the chat yet.

486
00:24:57,420 --> 00:24:58,120
Hopefully this is.

487
00:24:58,260 --> 00:24:59,080
This stream is going.

488
00:24:59,180 --> 00:25:00,740
I mean obviously there's a few tips that have come in.

489
00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:02,280
But they could just be sympathy tips.

490
00:25:04,480 --> 00:25:05,380
Is there a chat?

491
00:25:09,380 --> 00:25:10,600
Come on to fuck.

492
00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,260
There is a chat.

493
00:25:15,780 --> 00:25:16,760
It's catching up.

494
00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:17,500
It's catching up.

495
00:25:22,500 --> 00:25:23,720
It's still catching up.

496
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:25,080
There's a load of chat that's gone on

497
00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:25,660
and I haven't seen.

498
00:25:25,960 --> 00:25:27,540
James's fire TV stick.

499
00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:29,860
Adding a bit of pace to the workday, Francis.

500
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:30,260
Good lad.

501
00:25:30,340 --> 00:25:31,300
Thanks very much, James.

502
00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,820
Look, this is all about pace.

503
00:25:34,400 --> 00:25:35,640
This is all about pace.

504
00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:38,900
And if anybody can chime in there

505
00:25:38,900 --> 00:25:40,000
with some pace notes,

506
00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:41,300
you know the way Colin McRae,

507
00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,280
God rest his soul tonight.

508
00:25:44,120 --> 00:25:44,940
Or any of those,

509
00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,100
Kimmy Reich, Tommy Mackinnon,

510
00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:48,580
all the boys.

511
00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:52,520
They have a co-driver who reads pace notes.

512
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:56,840
I'm asking for someone out there

513
00:25:56,840 --> 00:25:57,720
in the chat world

514
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:59,700
to fucking pace note me away here.

515
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:01,020
All I do know

516
00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:03,960
is that your rhetoric will smother you.

517
00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:06,900
Thanks very much for the rhetoric.

518
00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:08,400
They're hot sympathy tips

519
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,320
in your area as well.

520
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,840
Great news on the fucking fire stick.

521
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:17,120
Yeah, you can really customize

522
00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,220
and trick that out

523
00:26:18,220 --> 00:26:20,200
with some class apps.

524
00:26:21,260 --> 00:26:22,380
Don't know if you heard about that.

525
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:23,980
But there's some apps

526
00:26:23,980 --> 00:26:25,880
that you're not meant to...

527
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:26,020
Ha.

528
00:26:26,600 --> 00:26:27,040
Look.

529
00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,260
I don't want to get caught

530
00:26:31,260 --> 00:26:32,560
in a fucking crossfire.

531
00:26:34,720 --> 00:26:35,700
Let's just say

532
00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,380
that fire stick.

533
00:26:40,940 --> 00:26:42,100
It's paid for itself.

534
00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:44,860
It's paid for itself back

535
00:26:44,860 --> 00:26:48,040
a thousand million times.

536
00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:53,600
You hammered your Dana White.

537
00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,280
Hard back passage in 50 yards.

538
00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:57,080
Okay.

539
00:26:57,220 --> 00:26:57,880
Hard back.

540
00:26:58,060 --> 00:26:59,120
Any iron flood around?

541
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:00,300
Do we...

542
00:27:00,300 --> 00:27:01,760
Is there any flood around?

543
00:27:01,980 --> 00:27:03,120
Don't make me have to go back

544
00:27:03,120 --> 00:27:03,920
to this guy again.

545
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,440
Your rhetoric will smother you.

546
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:17,120
Where the fuck is this guy now?

547
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:18,560
Don't make me go back to this guy.

548
00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,360
Daryl Kelly, thank you very much.

549
00:27:20,420 --> 00:27:21,760
I'm going to be a resident evil 2

550
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,280
clear scenario B folder.

551
00:27:24,340 --> 00:27:26,040
I booted up, loaded it up.

552
00:27:27,100 --> 00:27:28,440
And the next thing I know,

553
00:27:28,840 --> 00:27:29,600
I'm streaming.

554
00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:32,440
Streaming on a Saturday morning.

555
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,740
It's Friday afternoon.

556
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,120
It started fucking four hours ago.

557
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,080
Three hours ago.

558
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:38,820
However long.

559
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,200
It's a dangerous business.

560
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:44,880
Not one I expect any of you to understand.

561
00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:47,120
But I can full and frankly tell you now

562
00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:50,580
that the man that was driving the car

563
00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:54,800
was not...

564
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:55,260
Was my father.

565
00:27:55,680 --> 00:27:56,340
Was my father.

566
00:27:56,660 --> 00:27:57,440
Dermot Lopez.

567
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,420
Then Eddie Hopps.

568
00:27:59,820 --> 00:28:00,840
Eddie Hopps.

569
00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,380
Financial guru.

570
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:04,340
Goldfinger.

571
00:28:05,300 --> 00:28:05,900
Goldfinger.

572
00:28:06,280 --> 00:28:07,920
Hairy armed financier.

573
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:10,240
Hairy armed financier.

574
00:28:10,760 --> 00:28:11,940
He's got beefy arms.

575
00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:13,400
For a man of paper.

576
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:15,420
For a man of paper?

577
00:28:15,860 --> 00:28:17,940
You'd think with the weight of the paper in the bag

578
00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:18,720
wouldn't be enough.

579
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,720
But then you only have to scratch beneath the hairs on the arms

580
00:28:21,720 --> 00:28:24,060
to realise there's a tattoo that says

581
00:28:24,060 --> 00:28:25,880
Gold Lifter.

582
00:28:27,280 --> 00:28:28,780
He's been lifting gold bullion.

583
00:28:28,780 --> 00:28:30,380
It's only then that you begin to realise

584
00:28:30,380 --> 00:28:33,760
that Hobbs has been bench pressing bullion gold

585
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:34,900
down in Cork City

586
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:37,420
in an undisclosed basement location

587
00:28:37,420 --> 00:28:40,420
for months if not years on end.

588
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,700
The hubristic tendencies of his financial advice

589
00:28:44,700 --> 00:28:47,180
stem only from the fact that his arms

590
00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:50,040
can fucking lift bullion gold

591
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:52,820
by the tenth to the hundredth of the kilogram.

592
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:56,820
And his advice is taken

593
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:58,600
by many thousands of people

594
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:01,740
despite him never actually showing a shred of evidence

595
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:02,900
that what he has to say

596
00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:05,940
comes from any sort of legitimate point of reference whatsoever.

597
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,680
We'll leave him there for a moment.

598
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:11,820
We'll take him down.

599
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:13,400
Castle Buckle.

600
00:29:13,500 --> 00:29:14,120
Take it down.

601
00:29:14,480 --> 00:29:15,140
Willow Flood.

602
00:29:15,220 --> 00:29:16,140
Thank you very much.

603
00:29:16,420 --> 00:29:17,160
There I'm around.

604
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:18,320
Please remember me.

605
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:19,980
I don't think that is

606
00:29:19,980 --> 00:29:20,820
Flood.

607
00:29:22,340 --> 00:29:23,020
Aaron Flood

608
00:29:23,020 --> 00:29:24,040
because his name is Aaron

609
00:29:24,040 --> 00:29:24,560
not Willow

610
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,100
but thanks very much for the tip there

611
00:29:26,100 --> 00:29:27,100
Willow the Wisp.

612
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:28,320
And Mark

613
00:29:28,320 --> 00:29:30,460
formerly known as Sweet Beast.

614
00:29:30,660 --> 00:29:31,620
Keep the bog wet

615
00:29:31,620 --> 00:29:32,640
and the pace electric.

616
00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,220
Okay right.

617
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:37,180
Let's get going here.

618
00:29:37,320 --> 00:29:38,780
We know what we need to do

619
00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:40,060
in order to make this game

620
00:29:40,060 --> 00:29:40,080
in order to make this game

621
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,160
legitimately fully fucking speeded.

622
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:46,640
Don't give Guinness a ring until the end.

623
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:47,340
We don't want...

624
00:29:47,340 --> 00:29:48,160
We don't want them...

625
00:29:48,160 --> 00:29:49,220
We don't want them...

626
00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,220
We want to get them on the back foot.

627
00:29:52,620 --> 00:29:53,900
So we've got a precinct key.

628
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,520
We've got a fucking half a blue stone.

629
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:55,920
A herb.

630
00:29:56,180 --> 00:29:57,840
I've got a sensual

631
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,280
gatling gun.

632
00:29:59,420 --> 00:30:02,220
That's firing a lot of rounds at...

633
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:04,300
The velocity is high.

634
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,940
The velocity is high.

635
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,320
And with this mod

636
00:30:07,320 --> 00:30:09,260
you can skip the doors.

637
00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:11,740
You can just skip them.

638
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:12,900
Like that.

639
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,320
I want to say first and foremost

640
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,280
that Luke Bennett

641
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:21,080
probably is

642
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:23,500
an undeniable genius.

643
00:30:25,420 --> 00:30:27,040
And I don't say that lightly.

644
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:29,460
He's probably the best of the Bennetts.

645
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:31,660
His name is Luke.

646
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:32,880
That's true.

647
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,880
And there's no better man

648
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,040
than Daryl Kelly either

649
00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:39,580
for really throwing in

650
00:30:39,580 --> 00:30:40,940
a bit of fucking support as well.

651
00:30:40,940 --> 00:30:42,240
I think Tom

652
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:44,260
may have known me.

653
00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:44,840
Mother

654
00:30:44,840 --> 00:30:46,780
met him at an annual

655
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:48,220
CIE.

656
00:30:48,460 --> 00:30:49,400
I'm going to play and talk

657
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:50,040
at the same time.

658
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:50,720
Convention.

659
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:51,720
Circa 1989.

660
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:53,620
Says he made love

661
00:30:53,620 --> 00:30:55,680
like a Cold War agent on the run.

662
00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:56,340
Top man

663
00:30:56,340 --> 00:30:57,720
Manda Clotter.

664
00:30:58,420 --> 00:30:59,320
I think we're going

665
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,160
the wrong way there.

666
00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:02,960
which we've got a lovely key though

667
00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:04,100
which can bring us down to here.

668
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:05,720
If you don't remember

669
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:07,100
what happened in the last

670
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:08,780
scenario which was

671
00:31:08,780 --> 00:31:09,940
Claire scenario B.

672
00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:11,680
This is the Claire Byrne scenario.

673
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:15,400
A lot of consternation went on

674
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:16,300
because the character

675
00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:17,260
was actually initially

676
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:18,540
modeled on Claire Byrne

677
00:31:18,540 --> 00:31:19,920
from Claire Byrne Live.

678
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,320
but they had to change it.

679
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:22,420
But they had to change it

680
00:31:22,420 --> 00:31:22,780
because

681
00:31:22,780 --> 00:31:24,500
she was unhappy

682
00:31:24,500 --> 00:31:25,380
with the contract

683
00:31:25,380 --> 00:31:27,020
which wasn't finalized

684
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:27,940
until halfway through

685
00:31:27,940 --> 00:31:28,660
the situation

686
00:31:28,660 --> 00:31:29,760
they flew her out to Tokyo.

687
00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:30,800
She was on the same flight

688
00:31:30,800 --> 00:31:31,900
as Pat Kenny as well.

689
00:31:32,540 --> 00:31:33,200
Look at this.

690
00:31:37,300 --> 00:31:39,040
It's just nothing to me.

691
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:40,780
It's like going to

692
00:31:40,780 --> 00:31:42,000
it's like going to work

693
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:45,440
whilst lying down.

694
00:31:49,940 --> 00:31:50,680
Fucking hell.

695
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:53,440
He did well

696
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:54,760
but I kicked his head off

697
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:55,620
like a football.

698
00:31:56,680 --> 00:31:57,640
Claire could

699
00:31:57,640 --> 00:32:00,500
easily

700
00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:02,600
easily have got trials

701
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:03,600
for the

702
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,440
US national women's

703
00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:06,100
soccer team

704
00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,600
with a

705
00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,240
with a

706
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:09,580
head kick like that.

707
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,440
Maybe they should

708
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,000
arm the Spanish women's

709
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:16,640
footballers

710
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:17,200
with a fucking

711
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,260
Gatling gun as well

712
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:19,640
and then their

713
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:22,440
their chiefs

714
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,620
and paymasters

715
00:32:23,620 --> 00:32:25,400
will think twice

716
00:32:25,400 --> 00:32:26,760
before

717
00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:27,900
leeching

718
00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:28,640
leeching in

719
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:30,060
for a smoocheroonie.

720
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:34,780
Let's have a look here

721
00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:35,720
and look at this.

722
00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,040
Is this fella's head?

723
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:37,900
See this look?

724
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,300
Look at the

725
00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:39,860
beautiful

726
00:32:39,860 --> 00:32:40,720
texture.

727
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:41,060
This is

728
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:41,740
this is what

729
00:32:41,740 --> 00:32:42,620
I'm all about.

730
00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:43,840
This is what

731
00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:44,680
I'm here for.

732
00:32:45,140 --> 00:32:45,520
We can

733
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:46,580
isolate that

734
00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:47,200
for a moment

735
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:48,900
and I just want

736
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:49,520
to show you

737
00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:50,480
this guy's head.

738
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,640
I believe you can

739
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,140
see him

740
00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:52,900
right down

741
00:32:52,900 --> 00:32:54,060
the corner here.

742
00:32:54,480 --> 00:32:55,320
Head has come clean.

743
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:55,820
off look.

744
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:57,060
That's great

745
00:32:57,060 --> 00:32:58,080
attention to detail.

746
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:00,680
Mr. Huxtable.

747
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:01,620
Thank you for your

748
00:33:01,620 --> 00:33:02,480
glorious tip.

749
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:03,360
Look at this.

750
00:33:05,020 --> 00:33:05,920
Thank you for your

751
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,520
glorious tip.

752
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:07,900
Check this head out

753
00:33:07,900 --> 00:33:08,100
here.

754
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,820
That's beautiful.

755
00:33:10,820 --> 00:33:11,520
That's really

756
00:33:11,520 --> 00:33:11,920
something.

757
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,920
I wonder who

758
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:15,040
they modeled him on.

759
00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:19,260
Wonderful, wonderful

760
00:33:19,260 --> 00:33:20,360
head texture.

761
00:33:21,260 --> 00:33:22,580
Notorious pint man.

762
00:33:22,680 --> 00:33:23,480
Thank you very much.

763
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:23,480
Thank you very much.

764
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,180
And darkened shrine.

765
00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:27,380
And Alan Hoggarty.

766
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:28,540
Very kind.

767
00:33:28,580 --> 00:33:29,260
Always a pleasure.

768
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:29,960
Catch the stream.

769
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:30,340
Good luck.

770
00:33:30,380 --> 00:33:30,920
Says darken shrine.

771
00:33:31,220 --> 00:33:32,460
Well, look at that darken shrine.

772
00:33:33,060 --> 00:33:34,380
I wonder if you're as happy

773
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:35,060
as I am

774
00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:36,100
to see

775
00:33:36,100 --> 00:33:38,000
a disembodied head.

776
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:38,980
A pure

777
00:33:38,980 --> 00:33:40,300
decapitation

778
00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:42,560
of the highest order

779
00:33:42,560 --> 00:33:44,100
and captured

780
00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:44,920
gloriously,

781
00:33:45,420 --> 00:33:45,740
rendered

782
00:33:45,740 --> 00:33:47,620
absolutely beautifully

783
00:33:47,620 --> 00:33:49,160
in none,

784
00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,020
none other

785
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:53,100
than an updated

786
00:33:53,100 --> 00:33:54,300
HD texture.

787
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:55,160
I'm licking my lips

788
00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:56,080
with the anticipation

789
00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:56,620
as if,

790
00:33:56,740 --> 00:33:56,940
I mean,

791
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:58,020
it just looks brilliant.

792
00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:00,900
the nightmares

793
00:34:00,900 --> 00:34:02,740
that would have been had

794
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:04,400
had this technology

795
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:04,960
been around

796
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:06,680
back when this game

797
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,240
first came out.

798
00:34:07,260 --> 00:34:07,660
But I tell you,

799
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:08,720
it still

800
00:34:08,720 --> 00:34:10,340
sent shivers down the spine.

801
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,180
Louis Rubiales,

802
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:15,400
thank you very much

803
00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:16,680
and best of luck.

804
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:16,980
Although,

805
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,300
no,

806
00:34:18,420 --> 00:34:19,160
I don't wish you

807
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:19,860
any luck with it.

808
00:34:20,340 --> 00:34:21,400
Thanks for the tip anyway.

809
00:34:21,580 --> 00:34:22,420
I will say thanks

810
00:34:22,420 --> 00:34:22,920
for the tip.

811
00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:24,920
I'm obliged

812
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,780
to say thank you.

813
00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:26,080
You know,

814
00:34:26,100 --> 00:34:26,440
it's just,

815
00:34:26,540 --> 00:34:27,320
it's just manners.

816
00:34:27,320 --> 00:34:28,120
I don't care

817
00:34:28,120 --> 00:34:28,880
who you are.

818
00:34:29,580 --> 00:34:29,980
You know,

819
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,140
it has to be done.

820
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:32,320
And,

821
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:32,580
uh,

822
00:34:32,580 --> 00:34:33,240
Ruby Alice,

823
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:35,980
thanks for the tip.

824
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:37,720
And look at that.

825
00:34:39,660 --> 00:34:40,580
Absolutely beautiful.

826
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:41,100
I wonder if we can

827
00:34:41,100 --> 00:34:42,120
play the sound there.

828
00:34:42,400 --> 00:34:43,220
Let's play the sound

829
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:43,780
of the game,

830
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:44,240
please.

831
00:34:45,740 --> 00:34:46,040
Oh,

832
00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:46,400
wow.

833
00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:47,340
And we've got even,

834
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:47,620
look,

835
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,300
it's twitching

836
00:34:49,300 --> 00:34:50,300
and moving as well.

837
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,460
The Japanese,

838
00:34:52,380 --> 00:34:53,120
they knew,

839
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:54,760
they knew what

840
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:55,440
they were doing.

841
00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:56,680
Why is it,

842
00:34:56,820 --> 00:34:57,860
why do the Japanese

843
00:34:57,860 --> 00:35:00,300
know real horror?

844
00:35:01,580 --> 00:35:01,920
It's better.

845
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,680
They know it better

846
00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:03,220
than anyone.

847
00:35:04,260 --> 00:35:04,700
And,

848
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:05,020
um,

849
00:35:05,200 --> 00:35:06,200
we're talking about

850
00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,220
Starfield.

851
00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:08,760
Everyone's wanking

852
00:35:08,760 --> 00:35:09,680
on about that.

853
00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:10,780
Oh,

854
00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:11,440
did you get the,

855
00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:12,360
the latest game?

856
00:35:12,940 --> 00:35:13,680
Did you get this?

857
00:35:13,780 --> 00:35:14,420
It came out.

858
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,000
It's amazing.

859
00:35:15,480 --> 00:35:15,720
Oh,

860
00:35:15,780 --> 00:35:16,480
you need to have a good

861
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:17,200
graphics card.

862
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:18,500
Have the latest console

863
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:19,020
to play it.

864
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,100
All this bullshit.

865
00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:21,280
Mammy Rubiales,

866
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,000
thank you very much.

867
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,760
And none other than

868
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,520
Jeff Bezos.

869
00:35:23,740 --> 00:35:24,760
But look at this.

870
00:35:25,340 --> 00:35:25,700
I mean,

871
00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,800
it's basically a JPEG

872
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:28,360
background.

873
00:35:28,940 --> 00:35:29,720
Let's just re,

874
00:35:29,880 --> 00:35:31,000
reset that window

875
00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:31,940
back to its original

876
00:35:31,940 --> 00:35:32,640
state there.

877
00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,520
Fit to screen.

878
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,580
This is a JPEG.

879
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:38,860
Johnny JPEG.

880
00:35:39,660 --> 00:35:40,900
because they had not

881
00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:42,060
enough memory in the

882
00:35:42,060 --> 00:35:42,380
fucking,

883
00:35:42,380 --> 00:35:43,360
on the disc.

884
00:35:43,980 --> 00:35:44,980
They had to set

885
00:35:44,980 --> 00:35:45,920
a bunch of

886
00:35:45,920 --> 00:35:47,680
still frames.

887
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:49,020
But look at the,

888
00:35:49,020 --> 00:35:49,280
uh,

889
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:49,940
the direction.

890
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:53,040
Unbelievable stuff.

891
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:54,800
Um,

892
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:55,000
the,

893
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,300
Kelzooia says

894
00:35:56,300 --> 00:35:57,620
the fan is blowing it.

895
00:35:57,720 --> 00:35:58,280
I'm not sure

896
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,280
if the fan is blowing

897
00:35:59,280 --> 00:35:59,960
the head

898
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,080
or is it,

899
00:36:01,140 --> 00:36:01,340
uh,

900
00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:02,360
the disembodied head

901
00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,000
still moving.

902
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:03,880
there are nerves,

903
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,240
there are synapses,

904
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:06,120
cy,

905
00:36:06,180 --> 00:36:06,580
cy,

906
00:36:06,580 --> 00:36:07,000
cyna-pi,

907
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:08,080
I don't know if you,

908
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:08,300
what,

909
00:36:08,420 --> 00:36:09,440
what the plural

910
00:36:09,440 --> 00:36:10,600
of synapses is.

911
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:13,160
Synapses?

912
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:15,200
Psygnosis,

913
00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,260
who created

914
00:36:16,260 --> 00:36:16,980
the original

915
00:36:16,980 --> 00:36:17,620
wipeout,

916
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,520
and I think,

917
00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:19,380
I believe,

918
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:20,620
destruction,

919
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:21,880
derby.

920
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:23,220
uh,

921
00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:23,860
as my friend

922
00:36:23,860 --> 00:36:24,820
used to call it,

923
00:36:25,260 --> 00:36:26,480
destruction derby.

924
00:36:27,480 --> 00:36:27,920
Uh,

925
00:36:28,060 --> 00:36:28,680
Jay Rizla,

926
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:29,700
thank you very much.

927
00:36:30,100 --> 00:36:31,040
New HD

928
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:32,640
rendered pineapple.

929
00:36:32,780 --> 00:36:33,100
I also,

930
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:33,960
I've said this

931
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:34,820
time and time again,

932
00:36:35,220 --> 00:36:36,300
I had a friend who

933
00:36:36,300 --> 00:36:38,240
called alien trilogy,

934
00:36:38,580 --> 00:36:39,840
alien triology.

935
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:41,720
And I've laughed

936
00:36:41,720 --> 00:36:42,800
at that for years

937
00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:43,820
and years

938
00:36:43,820 --> 00:36:44,220
and years.

939
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:45,320
It was actually funnier

940
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,580
than the game

941
00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:47,240
because looking back

942
00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:47,640
at the game,

943
00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:48,500
the game is shocking.

944
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:49,540
Uh,

945
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:49,980
Jay Rizla,

946
00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:50,720
thank you very much.

947
00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:51,660
Thanks for the stream.

948
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:53,320
Are Vipers views

949
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:53,900
gone forever

950
00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,200
since RT UK shut down?

951
00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,400
I,

952
00:36:58,540 --> 00:36:59,580
I don't know

953
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:00,140
where they are.

954
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:00,400
I,

955
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,800
I bet you somebody

956
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:03,300
has uploaded them somewhere.

957
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:04,840
Polygonic spree,

958
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:05,540
thank you very much,

959
00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:06,280
but I don't have

960
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:07,080
any link to them.

961
00:37:07,860 --> 00:37:08,220
Um,

962
00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:09,660
but isn't that

963
00:37:09,660 --> 00:37:11,100
an absolute doozy?

964
00:37:12,140 --> 00:37:12,440
That,

965
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:12,720
uh,

966
00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:13,620
they shut it down

967
00:37:13,620 --> 00:37:14,680
and then that's all

968
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,560
the fucking videos.

969
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,620
That was like 60 episodes.

970
00:37:18,060 --> 00:37:18,240
But,

971
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:18,560
uh,

972
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:20,500
I believe if you use a VPN,

973
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:21,020
you can,

974
00:37:21,180 --> 00:37:21,420
oh no,

975
00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:22,020
you can't.

976
00:37:22,940 --> 00:37:23,500
You can't.

977
00:37:23,540 --> 00:37:24,240
I think YouTube

978
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:25,220
have just shut them down.

979
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:26,880
But it says

980
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,560
it's not available

981
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:28,360
in your country,

982
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,360
so I wonder

983
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:30,240
is the YouTube

984
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,160
of Rush Today

985
00:37:31,160 --> 00:37:32,480
available in Russia?

986
00:37:32,580 --> 00:37:33,260
I'm not sure.

987
00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:35,100
You're gonna have to

988
00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:35,740
fucking do a bit

989
00:37:35,740 --> 00:37:36,440
of sleuthery

990
00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:36,960
on that one.

991
00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:38,420
How many polygons

992
00:37:38,420 --> 00:37:38,900
would you say

993
00:37:38,900 --> 00:37:39,780
we're looking at here?

994
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,860
Beautiful shapes on show.

995
00:37:41,520 --> 00:37:41,960
I don't know,

996
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:42,520
there's been a lot,

997
00:37:42,580 --> 00:37:43,820
there's a bit of consternation.

998
00:37:43,940 --> 00:37:44,340
Do you know the way

999
00:37:44,340 --> 00:37:45,300
you can't please

1000
00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:46,300
everyone?

1001
00:37:46,460 --> 00:37:47,600
I was thinking,

1002
00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:47,800
oh,

1003
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:48,580
this is gonna be great.

1004
00:37:48,700 --> 00:37:49,800
An updated texture,

1005
00:37:50,440 --> 00:37:50,720
uh,

1006
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:51,860
HD fucking

1007
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:53,540
Resident Evil

1008
00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:54,580
Claire Scenario B.

1009
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:56,720
Then I was looking

1010
00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:57,200
at comments

1011
00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:57,840
on the video

1012
00:37:57,840 --> 00:37:58,280
of the,

1013
00:37:58,440 --> 00:37:58,640
like,

1014
00:37:58,700 --> 00:37:59,580
when it was first released

1015
00:37:59,580 --> 00:38:00,340
and people were saying

1016
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:01,760
it's great,

1017
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:02,920
but it takes away

1018
00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:04,280
from the original game.

1019
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,400
I don't think it's,

1020
00:38:05,540 --> 00:38:06,640
the original game,

1021
00:38:06,720 --> 00:38:07,220
it's captured,

1022
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:08,100
it's taken away

1023
00:38:08,100 --> 00:38:08,820
from it a bit,

1024
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:09,280
you know,

1025
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,160
but still,

1026
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,760
good job though,

1027
00:38:12,620 --> 00:38:13,940
but not for me.

1028
00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:14,460
Do you know,

1029
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,560
comments like that,

1030
00:38:16,780 --> 00:38:17,800
just someone's worked

1031
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:19,040
their fucking ass off

1032
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:20,000
trying to get this med.

1033
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:21,940
Let's take that ink ribbon,

1034
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:22,360
even though,

1035
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:23,400
I don't think we're gonna

1036
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:24,600
be needing many of those

1037
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,580
considering we've got

1038
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:26,580
a fucking Gatling gun.

1039
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:27,640
And I do think,

1040
00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:30,780
Will you be re-wetting

1041
00:38:30,780 --> 00:38:31,420
the bogs,

1042
00:38:31,460 --> 00:38:31,980
Ruby Alice?

1043
00:38:32,160 --> 00:38:32,920
Thank you very much

1044
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,400
for the,

1045
00:38:33,400 --> 00:38:33,720
uh,

1046
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,560
for the tip there.

1047
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:35,900
Uh,

1048
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:37,240
I have opened that already.

1049
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:40,180
A box of Tony's arms there,

1050
00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:40,800
which are the,

1051
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:41,080
uh,

1052
00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:42,040
bullets for the handgun.

1053
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:43,560
Nine millimetre parabellum

1054
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:45,240
hand bun gullets.

1055
00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:47,980
I'm not gonna take them,

1056
00:38:48,020 --> 00:38:48,540
there's no point.

1057
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:49,940
Just one more quick

1058
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,220
appreciation of that head.

1059
00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:52,520
Unbelievable.

1060
00:38:53,900 --> 00:38:54,100
It's,

1061
00:38:54,200 --> 00:38:54,940
and it's still,

1062
00:38:56,060 --> 00:38:57,280
it's stopped twitching now.

1063
00:38:57,580 --> 00:38:58,920
Which is even more

1064
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:00,360
impressive when you think

1065
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:00,800
about it.

1066
00:39:01,280 --> 00:39:01,700
That they,

1067
00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:03,120
they only programmed that head

1068
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:04,360
to twitch for like a minute

1069
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:05,440
or two.

1070
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:06,840
Like,

1071
00:39:06,900 --> 00:39:07,840
there was a conversation

1072
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:08,840
in Japanese

1073
00:39:08,840 --> 00:39:09,620
in the office.

1074
00:39:09,740 --> 00:39:10,580
Thank you very much there,

1075
00:39:10,720 --> 00:39:11,540
Vipox.

1076
00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,060
So fish sticks

1077
00:39:13,060 --> 00:39:14,340
and three piece chicken

1078
00:39:14,340 --> 00:39:15,840
all in different places

1079
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,720
together today.

1080
00:39:16,720 --> 00:39:17,040
We,

1081
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:18,240
we want to ask

1082
00:39:18,240 --> 00:39:19,200
if you can speak about

1083
00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:19,720
the rumours

1084
00:39:19,720 --> 00:39:21,000
about Computer Chronicles,

1085
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:21,640
the movie,

1086
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:23,020
and if Neo

1087
00:39:23,020 --> 00:39:24,700
was based on any of Shafé.

1088
00:39:25,300 --> 00:39:26,120
I ain't sure,

1089
00:39:26,220 --> 00:39:27,380
but I gotta say something

1090
00:39:27,380 --> 00:39:28,280
about Klim Crew.

1091
00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:29,420
He is

1092
00:39:29,420 --> 00:39:30,560
one of the best

1093
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:31,240
clip fuck.

1094
00:39:33,460 --> 00:39:34,960
This is for Klim Crew!

1095
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,620
Oh no.

1096
00:39:42,300 --> 00:39:42,820
Oh no.

1097
00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:44,920
It's being awful.

1098
00:39:48,100 --> 00:39:50,080
This is for Union Berlin!

1099
00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,000
Champions League football,

1100
00:39:55,140 --> 00:39:55,460
is it?

1101
00:39:56,620 --> 00:39:57,240
Well done.

1102
00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:58,660
Well done.

1103
00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:05,280
Fucking hell.

1104
00:40:05,600 --> 00:40:06,440
Forgot about that

1105
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,140
absolute

1106
00:40:07,140 --> 00:40:09,560
travesty of zombies there.

1107
00:40:10,200 --> 00:40:10,520
And,

1108
00:40:10,580 --> 00:40:10,800
uh,

1109
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:11,940
look at them still twitching.

1110
00:40:12,220 --> 00:40:13,240
As I said before,

1111
00:40:13,420 --> 00:40:14,560
there was a conversation

1112
00:40:14,560 --> 00:40:15,640
in Japanese

1113
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:17,000
between Japanese people

1114
00:40:17,000 --> 00:40:17,640
in an office

1115
00:40:17,640 --> 00:40:19,040
circa 1996,

1116
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:19,820
97,

1117
00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:21,460
where they were like,

1118
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:23,580
I think we should make them

1119
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:24,800
twitch after they're dead.

1120
00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:26,660
And someone probably was like,

1121
00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:27,940
I'm not gonna go,

1122
00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,260
I'm not gonna do any impressions

1123
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,000
or anything like that.

1124
00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:30,760
Don't wanna fucking,

1125
00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,860
you know what I mean?

1126
00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:33,320
And then,

1127
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:34,580
so they,

1128
00:40:34,620 --> 00:40:35,020
they said,

1129
00:40:35,100 --> 00:40:35,240
yeah,

1130
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:35,480
okay,

1131
00:40:35,540 --> 00:40:36,320
let's make them twitch.

1132
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,260
And then somebody might have

1133
00:40:37,260 --> 00:40:37,720
chimed in,

1134
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:39,740
maybe we'll fucking let them twitch

1135
00:40:39,740 --> 00:40:40,300
just for,

1136
00:40:40,440 --> 00:40:41,300
just for a minute though.

1137
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,380
just for a minute.

1138
00:40:42,700 --> 00:40:43,460
And then,

1139
00:40:44,460 --> 00:40:45,480
dead.

1140
00:40:46,420 --> 00:40:46,700
Do you know?

1141
00:40:46,860 --> 00:40:47,200
Just the,

1142
00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:47,900
yet again,

1143
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,240
the attention to detail

1144
00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:52,760
from those guys over there.

1145
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:54,500
They do it,

1146
00:40:54,660 --> 00:40:54,760
they,

1147
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:56,520
nobody does it better

1148
00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,900
than those guys over there.

1149
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:01,260
And look at this as well.

1150
00:41:01,940 --> 00:41:02,100
I,

1151
00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:03,020
we're gonna need to get

1152
00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:03,540
fully,

1153
00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:04,680
fully herbed here.

1154
00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:06,580
Uh,

1155
00:41:06,660 --> 00:41:07,860
a quick check-in with

1156
00:41:07,860 --> 00:41:08,540
Herb Lenehan

1157
00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,780
is in

1158
00:41:09,780 --> 00:41:10,680
dire,

1159
00:41:11,140 --> 00:41:12,480
order because

1160
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,080
Mr. X,

1161
00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:15,260
we're in danger mode

1162
00:41:15,260 --> 00:41:15,800
at the moment.

1163
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:18,060
Stick that into the,

1164
00:41:18,060 --> 00:41:18,960
the arm there.

1165
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:22,060
And there's another Herb

1166
00:41:22,060 --> 00:41:23,620
right over here,

1167
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:24,420
Herb Lenehan.

1168
00:41:25,700 --> 00:41:26,960
Stick that right

1169
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:27,920
into the, uh,

1170
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,300
inventory box.

1171
00:41:29,980 --> 00:41:32,060
and then lather that into it.

1172
00:41:32,060 --> 00:41:32,060
And then lather that into it.

1173
00:41:32,940 --> 00:41:34,800
Whatever we want to put that into it.

1174
00:41:35,300 --> 00:41:36,100
On our body,

1175
00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:37,260
wherever it hurts.

1176
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:38,060
Just rub.

1177
00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:39,600
Like a dock leaf.

1178
00:41:40,420 --> 00:41:41,280
But for bites.

1179
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,660
And cuts.

1180
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,360
and open wounds.

1181
00:41:45,640 --> 00:41:46,920
So we got Mr. X.

1182
00:41:46,980 --> 00:41:47,860
You know where he is.

1183
00:41:47,900 --> 00:41:48,640
He's coming around.

1184
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:48,980
We,

1185
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:50,000
I believe we,

1186
00:41:50,120 --> 00:41:51,620
we get something in this room here.

1187
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:52,440
We might need a lighter.

1188
00:41:52,660 --> 00:41:53,560
So I'm gonna have to probably

1189
00:41:53,560 --> 00:41:54,500
go back to the box

1190
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:55,100
and get a lighter.

1191
00:41:55,260 --> 00:41:56,060
Come back down here.

1192
00:41:56,140 --> 00:41:56,360
Hope,

1193
00:41:56,540 --> 00:41:57,260
I hope not.

1194
00:41:58,720 --> 00:42:00,380
There could be some fucking stuff here.

1195
00:42:00,420 --> 00:42:01,240
It's gonna jump scare.

1196
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:02,880
So,

1197
00:42:02,980 --> 00:42:03,940
just get ready for it.

1198
00:42:04,940 --> 00:42:05,380
I mean,

1199
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:06,440
this is reminiscent

1200
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,200
of the first hallway

1201
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:09,440
in Resident Evil 1

1202
00:42:09,440 --> 00:42:10,260
in the mansion.

1203
00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:15,600
Is it a nod to that?

1204
00:42:17,420 --> 00:42:18,000
I mean,

1205
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:19,220
I've got that Gatling gun.

1206
00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:20,440
It's a nice piece of kit.

1207
00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,640
But it's a slow operator.

1208
00:42:26,860 --> 00:42:28,300
It's a slow operator.

1209
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:32,100
We've used a precinct key.

1210
00:42:32,220 --> 00:42:33,540
I think if this is the,

1211
00:42:33,540 --> 00:42:33,800
uh,

1212
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:36,520
this goes down to the car park.

1213
00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:37,340
We don't want that.

1214
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:39,120
No.

1215
00:42:39,460 --> 00:42:40,480
This is a room now

1216
00:42:40,480 --> 00:42:42,440
which broke the mold

1217
00:42:42,440 --> 00:42:44,020
in terms of scare tactics.

1218
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,540
It was the interview room.

1219
00:42:45,860 --> 00:42:47,080
And I remember something

1220
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:49,060
fucking breaks through the glass here.

1221
00:42:49,540 --> 00:42:50,100
Pure

1222
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,820
scare tactics.

1223
00:42:57,920 --> 00:42:58,980
Still got me.

1224
00:42:59,540 --> 00:43:00,320
Fuck me.

1225
00:43:01,860 --> 00:43:02,700
Fuck you.

1226
00:43:02,700 --> 00:43:26,480
Just while we've got this music

1227
00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:28,540
I want to say thank you to Matt Salinas

1228
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:40,000
I want to say thank you to clone name Gipsal and Garthi took my CBD.

1229
00:43:40,000 --> 00:44:01,640
What am I going to do?

1230
00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:01,700
No!

1231
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:16,260
Sorry about that.

1232
00:44:17,540 --> 00:44:19,080
Sorry about that.

1233
00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:34,760
I just have realised how loud I might be there which could result in a bollockin.

1234
00:44:34,760 --> 00:44:43,860
Oh!

1235
00:44:43,860 --> 00:44:54,320
That's a great nectarine or fucking clementine whatever.

1236
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:57,260
Oh the music.

1237
00:44:57,640 --> 00:44:58,640
Oh this started again.

1238
00:44:58,700 --> 00:44:59,600
I thought it had stopped.

1239
00:45:01,120 --> 00:45:02,100
Fucking dangerous.

1240
00:45:02,540 --> 00:45:02,800
Oh!

1241
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,300
Still have to kill the cunt.

1242
00:45:11,020 --> 00:45:12,000
Fucking hell.

1243
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:14,160
Thank you for your name.

1244
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:14,840
Brooklyn Lukey.

1245
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:16,140
Thank you very very much.

1246
00:45:16,140 --> 00:45:16,900
And Hoobie.

1247
00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:18,360
Thank you very very much.

1248
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,020
And Kevin Kilban.

1249
00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,240
Thank you for your tip.

1250
00:45:23,320 --> 00:45:25,400
You say you absolute fanny.

1251
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,620
Thanks very much for the tip.

1252
00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:28,760
A clone name Gipsal.

1253
00:45:28,820 --> 00:45:29,480
Thank you very much.

1254
00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,400
Matt Salinas.

1255
00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:31,900
Matt Salinas.

1256
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:35,660
Matt.

1257
00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:37,400
Matthew Salinas.

1258
00:45:37,560 --> 00:45:37,980
Salinas.

1259
00:45:38,980 --> 00:45:40,740
Whatever way you want to skin that apple.

1260
00:45:40,740 --> 00:45:41,620
Thank you very much.

1261
00:45:41,620 --> 00:45:44,340
Christ on a bike.

1262
00:45:46,700 --> 00:45:47,860
Christ on a bike.

1263
00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:51,600
So that was what I was saying.

1264
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:53,460
And isn't it amazing.

1265
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,460
Isn't it amazing.

1266
00:45:56,460 --> 00:45:59,620
That even though I was telling you what was going to happen.

1267
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:02,280
I still felt the shock.

1268
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:04,440
Still felt the awe.

1269
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:06,080
And that's just.

1270
00:46:06,420 --> 00:46:08,400
That happens even to someone like me.

1271
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:10,140
No doubt.

1272
00:46:10,140 --> 00:46:10,140
No doubt.

1273
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:13,100
Casuals and mere mortals such as yourselves.

1274
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:15,280
The non.

1275
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:16,540
Speed running.

1276
00:46:17,460 --> 00:46:19,160
Con frere of folk who.

1277
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,220
Routinely try to chime in with little jibes.

1278
00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:25,100
And things like that.

1279
00:46:25,180 --> 00:46:25,900
Of what I'm doing.

1280
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:27,780
Do you know.

1281
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:28,880
I don't think.

1282
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:28,880
I don't think.

1283
00:46:30,240 --> 00:46:32,460
Even any of ye would be able to handle.

1284
00:46:33,260 --> 00:46:34,340
Some of the pace.

1285
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:35,160
And pain.

1286
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,240
What I'm dealing with here.

1287
00:46:37,340 --> 00:46:38,100
Right now today.

1288
00:46:39,520 --> 00:46:39,680
Whew.

1289
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,040
Pure besmirchment is right.

1290
00:46:43,260 --> 00:46:44,380
And we've got another one of these.

1291
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,020
Bad boys.

1292
00:46:45,100 --> 00:46:45,480
Look at this.

1293
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,840
Look at how sad this guy is now.

1294
00:46:48,780 --> 00:46:50,160
Look at how sad this guy is.

1295
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:56,260
Here we've got a real sad sorry state of affairs.

1296
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:58,400
And I wish I'd have brought a fucking shotgun.

1297
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,440
Or something that aims up to the ceiling.

1298
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:04,560
Maybe the gatling gun works as well.

1299
00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:05,520
Even if I don't.

1300
00:47:05,680 --> 00:47:07,020
You can't aim up with it.

1301
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,080
But maybe it does work.

1302
00:47:08,140 --> 00:47:08,580
Let's see.

1303
00:47:09,020 --> 00:47:12,820
But what a sad individual this little creature is.

1304
00:47:12,860 --> 00:47:13,880
He's stuck to the ceiling.

1305
00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:15,640
Dripping.

1306
00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:18,520
Dripping on the ground.

1307
00:47:18,520 --> 00:47:20,520
Let's.

1308
00:47:29,640 --> 00:47:30,360
Let's go for it.

1309
00:47:33,460 --> 00:47:33,860
Wow.

1310
00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,180
Absolutely beautiful stuff there.

1311
00:47:36,360 --> 00:47:38,420
And I don't have the replay button set up.

1312
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,860
But you can bet your bottom dollar.

1313
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,380
It's going to be ready for the next one.

1314
00:47:42,100 --> 00:47:43,040
Look at this guy.

1315
00:47:44,660 --> 00:47:45,780
He really.

1316
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:47,300
Really got his comeuppance.

1317
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:48,180
In a big.

1318
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,360
Big way there.

1319
00:47:50,380 --> 00:47:51,940
And that was dedicated to Brooklyn.

1320
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,800
Lukey there.

1321
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:54,320
Who tipped.

1322
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:54,900
Just.

1323
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:56,440
After the massive.

1324
00:47:57,200 --> 00:47:57,720
Scare.

1325
00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:58,720
Tactics.

1326
00:47:58,940 --> 00:47:59,720
Buck Mulligan.

1327
00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:00,980
Thank you very very much.

1328
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,880
Do you watch any UFC Francis?

1329
00:48:05,100 --> 00:48:07,620
There are a few Irish lads fighting Paris the weekend.

1330
00:48:08,700 --> 00:48:09,000
Look.

1331
00:48:09,260 --> 00:48:09,460
I.

1332
00:48:10,300 --> 00:48:11,440
Just want to get through.

1333
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,920
I'm fighting my own battles here at the moment.

1334
00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:14,520
You know what I mean?

1335
00:48:14,520 --> 00:48:14,860
It's a.

1336
00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:16,440
There's no.

1337
00:48:16,560 --> 00:48:17,700
There's no fucking octagon.

1338
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:19,360
Where I do.

1339
00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:20,540
Where I do my fights.

1340
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:23,440
There's no help coming in.

1341
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:24,300
There's no referee.

1342
00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:25,300
Ready to stop.

1343
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:26,620
I'm a fucking speed runner.

1344
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,080
Buck.

1345
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:28,960
Thanks for the tip.

1346
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:30,460
Thanks for the tip.

1347
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:31,800
And you enjoy your fights.

1348
00:48:32,860 --> 00:48:33,780
Watching those fights.

1349
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:34,620
But listen man.

1350
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:37,160
I got a lot on the plate at the moment.

1351
00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:40,040
I got a lot.

1352
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:42,680
And I don't think I got time for it right now.

1353
00:48:48,060 --> 00:48:48,780
I'd love to.

1354
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,360
I'd love to be able to fucking do the leisure stuff.

1355
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:52,580
But I'm.

1356
00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,580
I don't got the time for it right now.

1357
00:48:58,160 --> 00:48:59,560
Let's get a new fucking key.

1358
00:48:59,860 --> 00:49:02,040
And I think we're going to get this spray into us.

1359
00:49:02,840 --> 00:49:03,720
Keep on going.

1360
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,620
I keep on pressing the wrong button there for that.

1361
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:09,460
And I believe.

1362
00:49:10,940 --> 00:49:12,780
Oh Billy Big Bollocks is going to come.

1363
00:49:12,980 --> 00:49:14,240
Bursting through a wall now.

1364
00:49:15,380 --> 00:49:16,400
Or maybe not.

1365
00:49:16,460 --> 00:49:17,980
Because I haven't gone into that room.

1366
00:49:18,080 --> 00:49:20,100
So it's not going to trigger Billy Big Bollocks at all.

1367
00:49:22,180 --> 00:49:22,960
Mr. X.

1368
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,440
Monsieur X.

1369
00:49:25,100 --> 00:49:25,380
Or.

1370
00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:26,720
Monsieur Kiss.

1371
00:49:27,520 --> 00:49:29,120
I'm not sure how the French.

1372
00:49:29,420 --> 00:49:30,360
Pronounce X.

1373
00:49:30,500 --> 00:49:31,220
In their alphabet.

1374
00:49:31,860 --> 00:49:32,500
If there are any.

1375
00:49:32,860 --> 00:49:34,460
Lingua Franca's out there.

1376
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:35,920
Maybe let me know.

1377
00:49:36,260 --> 00:49:37,200
Phonetically how to.

1378
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,180
To say X.

1379
00:49:38,540 --> 00:49:39,260
In French.

1380
00:49:41,040 --> 00:49:43,380
It's really necessary that we have that information.

1381
00:49:44,560 --> 00:49:44,900
Eeks.

1382
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:45,700
Great stuff.

1383
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:46,440
Straight away.

1384
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,540
And it's another.

1385
00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:49,380
It's just.

1386
00:49:50,340 --> 00:49:53,080
Absolutely beautiful that we have that level of.

1387
00:49:53,980 --> 00:49:55,020
Encyclopedic knowledge.

1388
00:49:55,820 --> 00:49:56,940
Right off the bat there.

1389
00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:58,000
With Bashamach.

1390
00:49:58,200 --> 00:49:59,020
And Samantha.

1391
00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:00,400
Hagar.

1392
00:50:01,440 --> 00:50:02,320
Straight off.

1393
00:50:03,060 --> 00:50:03,880
Without even.

1394
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,360
Without any.

1395
00:50:05,980 --> 00:50:08,440
Conference.

1396
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:12,500
Now where the fuck am I going with a sec.

1397
00:50:12,500 --> 00:50:12,900
We go.

1398
00:50:13,140 --> 00:50:13,460
Here.

1399
00:50:14,240 --> 00:50:14,520
Quick.

1400
00:50:14,640 --> 00:50:16,300
Let's check the map here and see where we're at.

1401
00:50:16,980 --> 00:50:18,520
We have no Liam Rogers.

1402
00:50:18,720 --> 00:50:19,320
We have no.

1403
00:50:21,380 --> 00:50:21,660
Okay.

1404
00:50:21,660 --> 00:50:24,140
There's a room in there that we need to go and check out.

1405
00:50:26,060 --> 00:50:26,540
Okay.

1406
00:50:28,180 --> 00:50:28,700
Room.

1407
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:29,500
Room there.

1408
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,520
We need to check out.

1409
00:50:30,640 --> 00:50:31,860
That one's locked there.

1410
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:32,260
Okay.

1411
00:50:32,480 --> 00:50:32,940
Great stuff.

1412
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:37,720
But.

1413
00:50:38,020 --> 00:50:38,440
Look.

1414
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:38,740
Yeah.

1415
00:50:39,020 --> 00:50:39,300
Buck.

1416
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,400
Thanks for the tip.

1417
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:41,520
And enjoy the fights.

1418
00:50:41,580 --> 00:50:43,360
I'm not sure if I'll see any of that.

1419
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:44,080
But I mean.

1420
00:50:44,260 --> 00:50:44,860
Of course.

1421
00:50:45,060 --> 00:50:45,960
The speed run will be.

1422
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:47,680
I've reached its climax.

1423
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:48,860
By then.

1424
00:50:49,440 --> 00:50:50,200
I think this.

1425
00:50:50,720 --> 00:50:53,180
Gatling gun might be worth sticking in the pod.

1426
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:53,840
And then.

1427
00:50:54,380 --> 00:50:55,200
Taking out the sub.

1428
00:50:55,740 --> 00:50:56,040
I mean.

1429
00:50:56,180 --> 00:50:57,240
If you can aim the sub.

1430
00:50:57,360 --> 00:50:58,080
That'd be great.

1431
00:50:59,960 --> 00:51:01,380
If you can aim the sub up.

1432
00:51:01,780 --> 00:51:02,040
Yeah.

1433
00:51:02,220 --> 00:51:02,980
That's what you want.

1434
00:51:03,160 --> 00:51:03,360
I mean.

1435
00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,880
It takes up two slots in the inventory.

1436
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:05,480
But fuck it.

1437
00:51:06,580 --> 00:51:07,140
Let's just.

1438
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,360
Make sure we don't get wiped out.

1439
00:51:11,440 --> 00:51:12,880
Put these stones in there.

1440
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:17,960
We might even.

1441
00:51:18,360 --> 00:51:20,820
And this is a beautiful situation to be in.

1442
00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:21,180
Because.

1443
00:51:21,940 --> 00:51:24,040
We didn't anticipate on this happening.

1444
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:25,140
Please like and subscribe.

1445
00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:26,080
Thank you very much.

1446
00:51:26,260 --> 00:51:26,960
For the.

1447
00:51:28,180 --> 00:51:28,800
Tip there.

1448
00:51:28,940 --> 00:51:29,640
Thanks for the rhetoric.

1449
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:30,860
And you say.

1450
00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:31,140
Haha.

1451
00:51:31,300 --> 00:51:31,940
Made you sound.

1452
00:51:32,080 --> 00:51:33,500
Like a YouTube sellout.

1453
00:51:33,580 --> 00:51:34,320
You don't need to make.

1454
00:51:34,820 --> 00:51:35,700
This happened.

1455
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:37,180
When I made a YouTube.

1456
00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:39,400
I'm selling out.

1457
00:51:39,900 --> 00:51:40,580
No I'm not.

1458
00:51:40,660 --> 00:51:40,920
But I.

1459
00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:41,620
I mean I am.

1460
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,780
Thank you very much there.

1461
00:51:42,860 --> 00:51:43,920
Large Jukas.

1462
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:45,560
For your tip there as well.

1463
00:51:45,700 --> 00:51:46,680
And Fred Durst's.

1464
00:51:46,840 --> 00:51:48,160
Wreck shit or die trying.

1465
00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:49,660
Give that a lash everyone.

1466
00:51:49,660 --> 00:51:50,560
It's a classic.

1467
00:51:50,840 --> 00:51:52,260
Classic piece of gamery.

1468
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,480
We can just put in the special key.

1469
00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:56,560
We have a special key for.

1470
00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:58,020
Claire's.

1471
00:51:58,740 --> 00:51:59,660
Secondary outfits.

1472
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:00,580
I believe there's a.

1473
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:02,000
A real sick.

1474
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:02,900
Ass outfit.

1475
00:52:03,060 --> 00:52:03,640
You can fucking.

1476
00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:05,540
Put on.

1477
00:52:05,660 --> 00:52:06,880
I'm not sure whether or not.

1478
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:08,120
That adds to the pain.

1479
00:52:08,340 --> 00:52:09,080
That you dish out.

1480
00:52:09,220 --> 00:52:09,620
Or not.

1481
00:52:09,960 --> 00:52:10,360
Squish.

1482
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,880
Thanks very much.

1483
00:52:11,960 --> 00:52:12,180
Humble.

1484
00:52:12,340 --> 00:52:12,500
Oh.

1485
00:52:18,180 --> 00:52:19,660
It's just so nice.

1486
00:52:19,660 --> 00:52:20,840
It's so liquid.

1487
00:52:20,840 --> 00:52:21,780
It's beautiful.

1488
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:22,880
It feels great.

1489
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:24,860
There's a responsivity to it.

1490
00:52:24,940 --> 00:52:27,100
That you don't get with the Gatling gun.

1491
00:52:27,180 --> 00:52:27,780
You can aim up.

1492
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:28,360
You can aim down.

1493
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:29,980
And we can let these guys.

1494
00:52:30,240 --> 00:52:32,200
We can let these guys just come.

1495
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:33,420
To papa.

1496
00:52:33,420 --> 00:52:33,440
Come to papa.

1497
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:36,600
Come to papa.

1498
00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:39,340
Papa's here.

1499
00:52:40,220 --> 00:52:40,700
Papa's.

1500
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:41,560
Papa's here.

1501
00:52:41,660 --> 00:52:43,400
And he's got a brand new bag.

1502
00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:46,900
Papa's got a brand new sack.

1503
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:47,940
You.

1504
00:52:48,100 --> 00:52:49,420
You burner your mother.

1505
00:52:49,540 --> 00:52:50,260
Thank you very much.

1506
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,460
Can you give a shout out to the lads in burner.

1507
00:52:52,580 --> 00:52:54,340
With big love and kisses from the boys in worn out.

1508
00:52:54,500 --> 00:52:54,560
Here.

1509
00:52:54,720 --> 00:52:55,580
How about this burner.

1510
00:52:58,960 --> 00:52:59,900
How about that.

1511
00:52:59,900 --> 00:53:01,360
Stick that on the back burner.

1512
00:53:01,540 --> 00:53:01,720
Yeah.

1513
00:53:03,100 --> 00:53:04,640
Stick that on the back burner.

1514
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:09,360
Great stuff.

1515
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:11,280
It was 720p for a little bit.

1516
00:53:11,380 --> 00:53:12,280
Probably internet issues.

1517
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:14,900
You know that there's internet issues when I'm streaming.

1518
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:16,260
You know that's happening.

1519
00:53:16,600 --> 00:53:18,840
Because I'm on a 4G scenario.

1520
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:19,420
It's 20.

1521
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:22,140
The year is 2023.

1522
00:53:23,020 --> 00:53:24,480
The prevalence of broadband.

1523
00:53:24,480 --> 00:53:25,980
In most of Europe.

1524
00:53:25,980 --> 00:53:27,500
And the fucking developed world.

1525
00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:28,240
As flat.

1526
00:53:28,400 --> 00:53:30,320
It's a flat out roll out affair.

1527
00:53:30,700 --> 00:53:31,200
But.

1528
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:32,080
In.

1529
00:53:32,200 --> 00:53:32,740
In Mayo.

1530
00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:34,500
It's still.

1531
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:36,760
It's still old school.

1532
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,100
You can bet your bottom dollar.

1533
00:53:40,860 --> 00:53:41,700
That there's no.

1534
00:53:41,980 --> 00:53:42,440
Guarantee.

1535
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:43,420
Of a fucking.

1536
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,620
Clear connection.

1537
00:53:44,760 --> 00:53:45,640
When I'm doing streaming.

1538
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:48,380
It was 20.

1539
00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,500
It was 240p.

1540
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:51,780
Hopefully it's gone back up to 1080p.

1541
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:52,440
Because.

1542
00:53:52,720 --> 00:53:53,340
The whole.

1543
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:54,980
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1544
00:53:55,060 --> 00:53:56,300
Two-po and Schlug Shining.

1545
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:57,520
Very very kind of you guys.

1546
00:53:58,260 --> 00:53:59,160
The whole point of this.

1547
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,580
Re-texturized HD scenario.

1548
00:54:02,220 --> 00:54:03,420
Was that you could feel.

1549
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,400
The pace.

1550
00:54:04,520 --> 00:54:04,960
The pain.

1551
00:54:05,380 --> 00:54:06,280
And you could witness.

1552
00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,740
The unrelenting.

1553
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,100
Non-stop violence.

1554
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:11,040
At your leisure.

1555
00:54:11,320 --> 00:54:11,560
With a.

1556
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:12,140
You know.

1557
00:54:12,360 --> 00:54:13,160
In.

1558
00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:14,360
In just pure clarity.

1559
00:54:14,360 --> 00:54:16,040
The way it was meant to be seen.

1560
00:54:19,640 --> 00:54:20,240
We've got.

1561
00:54:20,240 --> 00:54:22,280
We've got yet another couple of fucking ringers.

1562
00:54:23,140 --> 00:54:24,840
Grist to the mill boys.

1563
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:25,920
Grist to the mill.

1564
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:27,820
Are you just gonna stop there lads?

1565
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:29,020
Are you gonna stop there?

1566
00:54:29,100 --> 00:54:30,600
Are you gonna come and feast upon.

1567
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:31,960
My neck.

1568
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:33,380
Come on.

1569
00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,000
Don't just stand there.

1570
00:54:36,600 --> 00:54:38,520
You look like a couple of healthy bucks.

1571
00:54:38,740 --> 00:54:39,120
Come on.

1572
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:40,680
You wanna tango?

1573
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:42,320
You wanna dance?

1574
00:54:43,360 --> 00:54:44,320
What about this?

1575
00:54:44,580 --> 00:54:44,940
See me?

1576
00:54:45,100 --> 00:54:47,420
I'm doing a 360 degree.

1577
00:54:48,260 --> 00:54:49,240
Chattanooga choo choo.

1578
00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:51,540
You wanna come and.

1579
00:54:51,780 --> 00:54:53,380
You wanna come and get on board.

1580
00:54:53,460 --> 00:54:54,440
The train of death?

1581
00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:56,500
Cause I'm ready.

1582
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,360
And we're taking passengers.

1583
00:55:02,240 --> 00:55:03,200
All aboard.

1584
00:55:03,500 --> 00:55:04,360
Oh this is brilliant.

1585
00:55:04,960 --> 00:55:05,760
That's it lads.

1586
00:55:05,860 --> 00:55:06,260
Come on.

1587
00:55:07,080 --> 00:55:08,220
I'll move back for you.

1588
00:55:09,140 --> 00:55:09,720
That's it.

1589
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:12,300
That's it.

1590
00:55:12,380 --> 00:55:12,880
This is it.

1591
00:55:14,580 --> 00:55:16,460
I'm going to subspray this as well.

1592
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:26,740
Thanks for the tip.

1593
00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:27,560
Dark and shrine.

1594
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:31,220
I want some of this.

1595
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:35,800
Kick.

1596
00:55:35,920 --> 00:55:36,960
Kick the fucking head off.

1597
00:55:37,040 --> 00:55:37,600
Kick the head off.

1598
00:55:37,880 --> 00:55:38,300
That's it.

1599
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:39,080
Ruby Alice.

1600
00:55:40,080 --> 00:55:40,960
See that then?

1601
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,540
That was what Jenny Hermoso should have done.

1602
00:55:45,540 --> 00:55:49,340
That was what.

1603
00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:51,840
What you just seen there was what should have happened.

1604
00:55:52,320 --> 00:55:53,600
After that fucking match.

1605
00:55:54,280 --> 00:55:56,180
Ruby Alice there went in.

1606
00:55:57,020 --> 00:55:58,860
She should have given an old fucking.

1607
00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:00,120
We've got.

1608
00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:01,040
We've still got another.

1609
00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:03,740
There's another Ruby Alice guys.

1610
00:56:05,060 --> 00:56:06,180
There's another Ruby Alice.

1611
00:56:09,700 --> 00:56:10,240
Mr.

1612
00:56:10,240 --> 00:56:10,640
Mr.

1613
00:56:10,780 --> 00:56:11,620
Cook Customs.

1614
00:56:11,660 --> 00:56:12,380
Thank you very much.

1615
00:56:12,440 --> 00:56:12,680
Mr.

1616
00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:13,620
Cook Customs.

1617
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:15,760
Here we go.

1618
00:56:17,040 --> 00:56:17,800
Here we go.

1619
00:56:19,060 --> 00:56:19,740
Fucking ready.

1620
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:24,800
All right.

1621
00:56:24,980 --> 00:56:25,220
Zach.

1622
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:27,560
Get rid of this.

1623
00:56:27,680 --> 00:56:28,720
Maybe we can play him.

1624
00:56:28,920 --> 00:56:30,320
Dermot Lopez Productions.

1625
00:56:30,580 --> 00:56:30,880
The owner.

1626
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:32,160
Maybe we can play him as well.

1627
00:56:32,160 --> 00:56:33,380
Dermot Lopez Productions.

1628
00:56:33,540 --> 00:56:34,220
YouTube channel.

1629
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:35,200
Two.

1630
00:56:36,700 --> 00:56:37,460
None other.

1631
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:38,180
All right.

1632
00:56:38,180 --> 00:56:39,600
That's Edward G.

1633
00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:40,640
Obsidian.

1634
00:56:40,640 --> 00:56:43,360
The man known only to you and I.

1635
00:56:44,220 --> 00:56:45,380
As Eddie Hopps.

1636
00:56:45,840 --> 00:56:46,560
The creator.

1637
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:50,740
Of the financial crisis 2008.

1638
00:56:50,860 --> 00:56:51,820
Don't quote me on that.

1639
00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:57,080
I've got my mean face out.

1640
00:56:57,080 --> 00:56:57,440
The dog is barking.

1641
00:56:59,440 --> 00:57:00,700
That signifies the end.

1642
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:01,800
I've said too much guys.

1643
00:57:01,860 --> 00:57:02,480
I've said too much.

1644
00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,000
I need to go.

1645
00:57:04,600 --> 00:57:05,220
Oh no.

1646
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:06,340
I need to go.

1647
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:06,760
I'm.

1648
00:57:07,300 --> 00:57:08,480
I think I've said too much.

1649
00:57:08,860 --> 00:57:09,100
Look.

1650
00:57:09,260 --> 00:57:10,440
Some of you guys are cool.

1651
00:57:12,760 --> 00:57:13,380
Fuck yeah.

1652
00:57:13,380 --> 00:57:15,960
This could really be a fucking damaging scenario for me.

1653
00:57:16,100 --> 00:57:16,700
Fuck yeah.

1654
00:57:16,980 --> 00:57:21,280
Already I can feel the howling gale outside the windswept door.

1655
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,680
A rapture is upon me as I begin to leave the next extreme.

1656
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:33,980
Hobbs has a team of high priced overpaid lawyers from the states and solicitors from Europe.

1657
00:57:34,640 --> 00:57:37,260
Who are swooping on me at pace as we speak.

1658
00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:41,460
My email inbox is being crowded by Stash Jones.

1659
00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:43,260
And.

1660
00:57:43,940 --> 00:57:47,100
Eddie Hobbs is legal investigatorial eagles.

1661
00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,820
Just that line.

1662
00:57:51,980 --> 00:57:53,440
Eddie Hobbs is legal.

1663
00:57:54,840 --> 00:57:55,880
Legatorial eagles.

1664
00:57:56,860 --> 00:57:57,520
Stash Jones.

1665
00:57:58,860 --> 00:57:59,340
And.

1666
00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:03,120
Eddie Hobbs is legal investigatorial eagles.

1667
00:58:06,180 --> 00:58:08,300
I didn't think it was going to be like this guys.

1668
00:58:10,300 --> 00:58:12,640
I casted no aspersions at the beginning.

1669
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:18,720
But shit's just hit the fucking road.

1670
00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:21,000
And this is where the rubber meets the sock.

1671
00:58:21,780 --> 00:58:23,960
This is where the rubber meets the sock.

1672
00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:29,120
Thank you very much there to none other than Paul Mieschgl.

1673
00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:32,140
Thank you very much there Paulus Mieschgl.

1674
00:58:33,980 --> 00:58:34,460
Well.

1675
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:34,460
Well.

1676
00:58:34,460 --> 00:58:34,780
Don't.

1677
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:36,960
Don't.

1678
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,420
Don't get too scared.

1679
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:42,460
Looks like I just fucking cleaned house in this corridor of pain here.

1680
00:58:46,460 --> 00:58:47,720
Mr. Cook Customs.

1681
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:48,540
I'm glad you seen it.

1682
00:58:48,620 --> 00:58:49,360
Darken Shrine.

1683
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:50,420
I'm glad you seen it.

1684
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:51,120
Paul Mieschgl.

1685
00:58:53,700 --> 00:58:54,880
Pure Hermoso.

1686
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:01,880
Your audio is as rough as knives.

1687
00:59:02,200 --> 00:59:02,500
Is it?

1688
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,120
Lee.

1689
00:59:07,780 --> 00:59:08,860
Is my audio.

1690
00:59:09,220 --> 00:59:09,520
Like.

1691
00:59:09,700 --> 00:59:10,640
Is it too hot?

1692
00:59:10,700 --> 00:59:11,760
Am I coming in too hot?

1693
00:59:11,820 --> 00:59:12,160
Or is it.

1694
00:59:12,260 --> 00:59:12,820
Is it okay?

1695
00:59:14,180 --> 00:59:14,840
The audio is grand.

1696
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:15,680
It was just the video.

1697
00:59:17,280 --> 00:59:17,500
What?

1698
00:59:17,540 --> 00:59:19,020
It was the video of me from.

1699
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:20,420
That I was playing then.

1700
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:21,400
I see.

1701
00:59:21,580 --> 00:59:22,380
Thanks very much.

1702
00:59:22,460 --> 00:59:24,140
I must have had that cranked up too.

1703
00:59:24,240 --> 00:59:24,700
Too loud.

1704
00:59:24,800 --> 00:59:25,560
Let's just see there.

1705
00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,200
This is where the hand meets the glow.

1706
00:59:31,420 --> 00:59:32,200
So that.

1707
00:59:32,300 --> 00:59:33,340
When I play that there.

1708
00:59:35,340 --> 00:59:37,600
Don't expect any fucking help from here on in.

1709
00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:38,360
This is a top.

1710
00:59:38,360 --> 00:59:40,060
Top secret black ops mission.

1711
00:59:41,060 --> 00:59:42,900
Don't expect any help from here on in.

1712
00:59:42,960 --> 00:59:44,600
This is a top secret black ops mission.

1713
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:45,540
What was that line from?

1714
00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:46,180
Anybody know?

1715
00:59:52,340 --> 00:59:52,980
It's fine.

1716
00:59:53,080 --> 00:59:53,260
Okay.

1717
00:59:54,420 --> 00:59:54,760
All right.

1718
00:59:56,500 --> 00:59:56,940
Look.

1719
00:59:58,000 --> 00:59:59,240
It's great that there.

1720
01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:01,900
There are pure audio.

1721
01:00:02,040 --> 01:00:03,780
Big, big sound heads out there.

1722
01:00:05,060 --> 01:00:07,080
Sound in more than one sense.

1723
01:00:07,820 --> 01:00:09,060
They're ready to fucking.

1724
01:00:09,640 --> 01:00:11,500
Make sure that everything's tickety boo.

1725
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:13,560
I'm spinning plates out here.

1726
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:19,120
It's just another day in speed running paradise for me.

1727
01:00:19,220 --> 01:00:22,480
I wouldn't expect any of you to understand the problems I'm facing.

1728
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,460
But it's.

1729
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,360
It's nice to know Lee.

1730
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:29,140
That you've got my back when push comes to shove.

1731
01:00:31,680 --> 01:00:33,060
It was Metal Gear Solid.

1732
01:00:33,060 --> 01:00:35,200
All items and weapons are OSP.

1733
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:35,720
Dodo.

1734
01:00:35,720 --> 01:00:37,460
Thank you very much for the tip.

1735
01:00:38,400 --> 01:00:40,080
Even though that was from two years ago.

1736
01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:40,480
So.

1737
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:41,960
Thanks again.

1738
01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:45,340
All items and weapons are OSP.

1739
01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:45,860
Dodo.

1740
01:00:46,020 --> 01:00:47,160
Thanks very much for the tip.

1741
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:49,920
All items and weapons are OSP.

1742
01:00:54,920 --> 01:00:57,040
I've seen the end of the fucking realm.

1743
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,060
And it doesn't look pretty.

1744
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,280
We'll check in with this again in a bit.

1745
01:01:03,280 --> 01:01:03,820
But I mean.

1746
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:06,380
Gotta hand it to myself.

1747
01:01:07,020 --> 01:01:07,480
It's.

1748
01:01:08,840 --> 01:01:09,560
It's all.

1749
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,680
It's all the people needed to know really.

1750
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:15,820
This can't be activated since the corridor's cut.

1751
01:01:15,960 --> 01:01:18,620
I am anticipating a call from the landlord.

1752
01:01:18,620 --> 01:01:20,140
Or as what happened.

1753
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:21,380
Last time.

1754
01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:23,380
Not even a call from the landlord.

1755
01:01:23,700 --> 01:01:25,200
It was from the letting agent.

1756
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:26,600
To say.

1757
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:27,260
That the.

1758
01:01:27,260 --> 01:01:29,200
The landlord had been in touch.

1759
01:01:29,900 --> 01:01:30,200
Do you know.

1760
01:01:30,380 --> 01:01:30,620
There was.

1761
01:01:30,780 --> 01:01:32,220
There's three degrees of separation.

1762
01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:32,880
There's the.

1763
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:33,420
The people.

1764
01:01:33,540 --> 01:01:34,200
There's the tenant.

1765
01:01:35,500 --> 01:01:36,820
Who's in touch with the landlord.

1766
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:38,040
Who isn't gonna.

1767
01:01:38,760 --> 01:01:40,040
Isn't gonna give me.

1768
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,420
The call.

1769
01:01:42,400 --> 01:01:43,960
He fobs that off to the letting agent.

1770
01:01:44,060 --> 01:01:44,600
And fair play.

1771
01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:45,040
Because.

1772
01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:47,460
He's probably paying them a cut.

1773
01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:48,500
In order to get the fucking.

1774
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:49,320
In place rented out.

1775
01:01:50,240 --> 01:01:51,280
But it's just.

1776
01:01:52,260 --> 01:01:53,020
Something else.

1777
01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:53,400
Isn't it?

1778
01:01:54,180 --> 01:01:54,720
I mean.

1779
01:01:54,780 --> 01:01:56,000
The tenant could even say.

1780
01:01:56,140 --> 01:01:57,080
Do you mind keeping it down?

1781
01:01:57,220 --> 01:01:57,760
I'd say.

1782
01:01:57,760 --> 01:01:58,780
I'm sorry about that.

1783
01:01:58,920 --> 01:01:59,400
I'll keep it.

1784
01:01:59,620 --> 01:01:59,920
I'll.

1785
01:02:00,060 --> 01:02:00,620
You know.

1786
01:02:00,660 --> 01:02:01,000
Next time.

1787
01:02:01,060 --> 01:02:01,160
But.

1788
01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:02,280
Do you know.

1789
01:02:02,460 --> 01:02:03,220
Do you know what I mean?

1790
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:04,760
Thank you very much there.

1791
01:02:04,900 --> 01:02:05,680
Dirty sprite.

1792
01:02:05,900 --> 01:02:06,180
Very.

1793
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:06,600
Very.

1794
01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:06,900
Very.

1795
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,040
Kind of your swimmer's ear.

1796
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:10,140
If you have swimmer's ear.

1797
01:02:10,260 --> 01:02:11,940
Just fucking shake your head violently.

1798
01:02:11,940 --> 01:02:12,860
From left to right.

1799
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,080
Now I'll tell you what's gonna happen here.

1800
01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:16,180
On this fucking speed run.

1801
01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:19,100
You're thinking.

1802
01:02:19,220 --> 01:02:19,960
What's going on?

1803
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:22,340
There's too many stops and starts here.

1804
01:02:22,420 --> 01:02:22,540
But.

1805
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:23,700
Just remember guys.

1806
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:24,120
That.

1807
01:02:24,760 --> 01:02:25,080
We.

1808
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:27,620
Discount the stops at the end of the run.

1809
01:02:28,900 --> 01:02:30,000
And look at this.

1810
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,480
Ruby Alice O'Toole.

1811
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:35,180
Down the end of the corridor there.

1812
01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:36,460
Just.

1813
01:02:38,560 --> 01:02:40,560
It's just another day in paradise.

1814
01:02:40,740 --> 01:02:41,780
Let me get the chair out.

1815
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:09,080
He's just mincing around like a fucking bag of mince.

1816
01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:10,640
See you later, boys.

1817
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,380
The integrity of the policeman.

1818
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:41,720
Just another day in paradise, lads.

1819
01:03:43,420 --> 01:03:45,100
Just another day in paradise.

1820
01:03:45,820 --> 01:03:50,320
I wouldn't expect any of you to have done any of that yourselves.

1821
01:03:50,480 --> 01:03:51,860
Look, you want to play games.

1822
01:03:51,940 --> 01:03:53,320
You want to have a bit of fun.

1823
01:03:53,620 --> 01:03:55,020
You want to do it casually, don't you?

1824
01:03:56,460 --> 01:03:58,000
Bit of escapism for you?

1825
01:03:58,180 --> 01:03:58,460
Yeah.

1826
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:04,480
Well, unfortunately for me, that's just not my life.

1827
01:04:05,480 --> 01:04:06,680
That's not my life.

1828
01:04:07,040 --> 01:04:07,780
Let's get the chair going.

1829
01:04:08,860 --> 01:04:10,680
I'm going to do it from further back this time.

1830
01:04:15,960 --> 01:04:16,620
Oh, fuck.

1831
01:04:27,660 --> 01:04:28,400
Fuck you.

1832
01:04:35,220 --> 01:04:37,760
Oh, think twice.

1833
01:04:38,560 --> 01:04:42,340
It's just another day in paradise.

1834
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:44,080
You're fucked.

1835
01:04:45,140 --> 01:04:46,260
Think twice.

1836
01:04:46,260 --> 01:04:51,120
It's just another day in paradise.

1837
01:04:51,120 --> 01:04:51,560
Nice.

1838
01:05:12,840 --> 01:05:14,400
Razor blades of ham.

1839
01:05:14,940 --> 01:05:16,000
Thank you very much.

1840
01:05:22,300 --> 01:05:24,460
I missed the Galway stream, ZM.

1841
01:05:26,220 --> 01:05:27,500
Don't worry about that.

1842
01:05:28,500 --> 01:05:31,560
You just worry whether or not we're going to fucking set the world record here.

1843
01:05:32,880 --> 01:05:34,720
Fuck Galway for the time being.

1844
01:05:35,300 --> 01:05:36,100
Galway can wait.

1845
01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,480
What even is a Galway stream?

1846
01:05:38,560 --> 01:05:40,480
I can't even remember doing any Galway streams.

1847
01:05:40,580 --> 01:05:41,700
I've never even been in Galway.

1848
01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:42,560
Oh, my God.

1849
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:43,020
Look at this.

1850
01:05:44,460 --> 01:05:45,540
Let's savor this one.

1851
01:05:46,640 --> 01:05:47,780
Let's savor this one.

1852
01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:01,900
Here we go.

1853
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,240
I just need to get the chair going then.

1854
01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:05,500
Sorry.

1855
01:06:05,500 --> 01:06:15,440
I don't know if there's any way I can accentuate this.

1856
01:06:15,760 --> 01:06:16,440
Maybe a bit bigger.

1857
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:16,920
Make the.

1858
01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:19,620
There's a bunch.

1859
01:06:19,740 --> 01:06:23,940
If you've just joined and you're thinking about leaving, just stick around just for this one little bit.

1860
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:28,080
There's going to be a bunch of cunts getting absolutely Blumenthaled.

1861
01:06:29,480 --> 01:06:32,780
In a way in which I'm so proud to be here for.

1862
01:06:34,280 --> 01:06:35,200
Let's see this now.

1863
01:06:35,200 --> 01:07:05,180
Let's see.

1864
01:07:05,180 --> 01:07:07,420
Fuck.

1865
01:07:07,960 --> 01:07:08,400
Fuck.

1866
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,760
Just need to move the.

1867
01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:19,240
Move this over here.

1868
01:07:20,000 --> 01:07:20,980
Dodol Farage.

1869
01:07:21,040 --> 01:07:21,960
Thank you very much.

1870
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:27,680
Let's move me over here so we can get a good cinematic here.

1871
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:37,900
Oh, fuck.

1872
01:07:37,900 --> 01:08:07,880
Oh, fuck.

1873
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:11,420
Oh, fuck.

1874
01:08:11,420 --> 01:08:12,420
This is for Doodle.

1875
01:08:12,420 --> 01:08:13,420
Thanks for the tip.

1876
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:14,960
Oh, fuck.

1877
01:08:14,960 --> 01:08:16,960
Oh, fuck.

1878
01:08:16,960 --> 01:08:18,960
Oh, fuck.

1879
01:08:18,960 --> 01:08:22,960
Oh, fuck.

1880
01:08:22,960 --> 01:08:26,960
Oh, fuck.

1881
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:40,500
Oh, fuck.

1882
01:08:40,500 --> 01:08:44,040
Oh, fuck.

1883
01:08:44,040 --> 01:08:50,520
Don't expect any to understand the fucking pain I'm feeling.

1884
01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,060
Oh, fuck.

1885
01:08:52,060 --> 01:08:53,480
Uh, Dodo, thank you very much.

1886
01:08:53,480 --> 01:08:56,060
And McCooey92, thank you very much.

1887
01:08:56,060 --> 01:08:58,060
Back at it again.

1888
01:08:58,060 --> 01:08:59,760
Love the resi train, big son.

1889
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:01,060
Thank you very much.

1890
01:09:01,060 --> 01:09:02,060
Look at this.

1891
01:09:02,060 --> 01:09:04,060
Now we've got a beautiful key.

1892
01:09:04,060 --> 01:09:07,060
Yeah, we'll discard that shit.

1893
01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:08,060
I don't want it.

1894
01:09:08,060 --> 01:09:08,600
I don't want that.

1895
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:13,600
I'm taking up precious space in my denim hot pants.

1896
01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:24,400
When I was on the chair there, I was going to try and go shoot from between like between the legs, looking back at you.

1897
01:09:24,400 --> 01:09:27,940
But I realized that that's me kind of just like showing my arse.

1898
01:09:28,600 --> 01:09:31,040
I don't really want to be doing any of that kind of stuff.

1899
01:09:31,040 --> 01:09:33,640
So then I readjusted the body position.

1900
01:09:33,640 --> 01:09:37,560
So I was kind of half in which I think didn't really have the same effect.

1901
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,700
Lizzie Bear, thank you very much for the tip there.

1902
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:40,400
Very, very kind.

1903
01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:46,560
Yeah, didn't have the same effect, but I might try and perfect that move for another goal.

1904
01:09:46,560 --> 01:09:48,560
We'll see.

1905
01:09:48,560 --> 01:09:50,760
I'm it's not that kind of stream, do you know?

1906
01:09:50,760 --> 01:09:56,520
Bogen balls.

1907
01:09:56,520 --> 01:09:57,520
They're throwing.

1908
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,260
They want to give us Bogen balls.

1909
01:10:00,260 --> 01:10:05,160
I mean, I've got a fucking an unlimited infinite ammo submachine gun.

1910
01:10:05,160 --> 01:10:09,000
Stick your archaic weaponry back in the draw.

1911
01:10:09,000 --> 01:10:11,720
I don't need that.

1912
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:19,800
Plastic bomb C4, but a Semtex.

1913
01:10:19,800 --> 01:10:21,560
We'll take that.

1914
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:22,440
We'll take that.

1915
01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:24,440
I think that's something that's definitely gonna...

1916
01:10:24,440 --> 01:10:30,720
All I need now to destroy the wall being blocked by the helicopter is a detonator.

1917
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,060
Because I can't remember doing any of this.

1918
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:38,820
Maybe that didn't happen in Leon's Scenario A.

1919
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,040
I don't think.

1920
01:10:41,300 --> 01:10:44,340
I don't think he used plastic explosive in Scenario A.

1921
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:46,620
Bit of film there.

1922
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:47,940
You take that, get that developed.

1923
01:10:48,080 --> 01:10:49,680
Think it shows you Rebecca Chambers.

1924
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:53,220
I think.

1925
01:10:53,220 --> 01:10:55,360
I could be wrong.

1926
01:10:57,360 --> 01:10:58,640
Little easter egg for you.

1927
01:11:00,960 --> 01:11:02,880
And those sounds of the shoes.

1928
01:11:04,260 --> 01:11:06,080
It's really loud.

1929
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:08,340
It's the Foley artist of...

1930
01:11:08,340 --> 01:11:12,800
It's the Foley work of none other than not Ray Foley.

1931
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:13,340
Here we go.

1932
01:11:14,340 --> 01:11:14,960
Fuck you.

1933
01:11:29,680 --> 01:11:31,620
You'd think it was Ray Foley that did it.

1934
01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:32,460
It wasn't.

1935
01:11:32,460 --> 01:11:35,360
It was none other than Dave Foley.

1936
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:37,400
A great, great supporter of the stream.

1937
01:11:37,640 --> 01:11:39,980
Who sadly missed today.

1938
01:11:40,100 --> 01:11:42,120
Maybe he's not arsed anymore.

1939
01:11:42,180 --> 01:11:42,720
I'm not sure.

1940
01:11:44,720 --> 01:11:49,400
I was just pumping a few rounds of monkey puzzle into that lad just in case.

1941
01:11:51,260 --> 01:11:51,880
Oh look.

1942
01:11:51,940 --> 01:11:52,260
Here we go.

1943
01:11:52,320 --> 01:11:52,980
This is the fella.

1944
01:11:53,780 --> 01:11:54,980
The cop from the beginning.

1945
01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:56,780
He's turned purple.

1946
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:00,180
There was a bit of...

1947
01:12:00,180 --> 01:12:00,440
Yeah.

1948
01:12:00,520 --> 01:12:02,400
He kind of looked a little bit Will Smithy.

1949
01:12:02,980 --> 01:12:05,560
Will you be rewetting the bogs, Minister?

1950
01:12:07,220 --> 01:12:09,300
Will you be rewetting the bogs, Will Smith?

1951
01:12:09,720 --> 01:12:15,140
Fuck me.

1952
01:12:15,180 --> 01:12:20,620
I tell you, the Bluetooth controller is just making this whole fucking thing.

1953
01:12:21,100 --> 01:12:26,040
And I was giving out about the Bluetooth headset because I preferred a wired headset because there's

1954
01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,140
latency on this.

1955
01:12:27,820 --> 01:12:29,560
But it's given me...

1956
01:12:29,560 --> 01:12:33,840
It's opened up a whole new dimension of stream possibilities.

1957
01:12:34,200 --> 01:12:37,200
I never thought before I kicked off the stream that I'd be standing on the chair.

1958
01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:38,960
Getting into...

1959
01:12:38,960 --> 01:12:43,300
Contorting the body into different shapes in order to effectively kill these zombies.

1960
01:12:43,880 --> 01:12:48,240
And it lends a real bit of pace to the weight as well.

1961
01:12:48,520 --> 01:12:49,320
Supermax addict.

1962
01:12:49,500 --> 01:12:50,880
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1963
01:12:51,300 --> 01:12:52,520
You say welcome back horse.

1964
01:12:52,620 --> 01:12:52,940
Well look.

1965
01:12:53,760 --> 01:12:55,600
You're very welcome back here as well.

1966
01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:56,620
Look at that cigar.

1967
01:12:57,080 --> 01:12:58,180
And the detonator as well.

1968
01:12:58,260 --> 01:12:59,140
Just left there.

1969
01:12:59,360 --> 01:13:00,680
Beautifully left there is...

1970
01:13:00,680 --> 01:13:03,680
A bit too easy but...

1971
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:04,840
What can you say?

1972
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:06,300
I'm not going to complain about that.

1973
01:13:06,360 --> 01:13:07,200
As we stick...

1974
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:10,920
We strive to stick a herb into the fucking arm there.

1975
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:12,040
And another one as well.

1976
01:13:13,660 --> 01:13:14,320
Alistair BT.

1977
01:13:14,840 --> 01:13:15,820
Thank you very much.

1978
01:13:15,980 --> 01:13:18,360
Big shout out to Big Alan Roberts and the boys.

1979
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:20,320
Doing a bit of mould removal.

1980
01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:22,480
Up in Glassmulla today.

1981
01:13:22,620 --> 01:13:24,680
Well I tell you, the Glassmulla boys...

1982
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:26,660
Great boys.

1983
01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,480
Great lads.

1984
01:13:29,160 --> 01:13:30,800
Macron Show Cardinal.

1985
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:32,540
Thank you very much for the tip there.

1986
01:13:33,100 --> 01:13:34,100
It's been a while.

1987
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:34,960
It's been a while.

1988
01:13:35,180 --> 01:13:35,540
I...

1989
01:13:35,540 --> 01:13:36,100
I mean...

1990
01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:38,720
I wanted to finish this speed run...

1991
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,380
Last year.

1992
01:13:41,600 --> 01:13:42,620
But I looked at the graphics...

1993
01:13:42,620 --> 01:13:44,480
And thought...

1994
01:13:44,480 --> 01:13:45,620
Something must have happened...

1995
01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:48,420
To improve this.

1996
01:13:54,480 --> 01:13:56,580
Something must have happened to improve this.

1997
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:57,800
I went looking on the internet.

1998
01:13:58,300 --> 01:13:59,100
As you do.

1999
01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,720
And there was something there.

2000
01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,560
I don't think it was as good as this.

2001
01:14:04,360 --> 01:14:05,680
I came back last month.

2002
01:14:05,980 --> 01:14:06,420
Looked at this.

2003
01:14:06,540 --> 01:14:07,320
Installed it.

2004
01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:09,880
But that is fucking ace.

2005
01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:14,860
Because I played the last one on the PlayStation 1 emulator.

2006
01:14:16,260 --> 01:14:17,220
E-P...

2007
01:14:17,220 --> 01:14:18,840
P-S-X-E.

2008
01:14:18,980 --> 01:14:19,880
P-S-X-E.

2009
01:14:22,220 --> 01:14:22,740
And...

2010
01:14:22,740 --> 01:14:24,320
It's true to the original.

2011
01:14:24,480 --> 01:14:25,280
I'll give them that.

2012
01:14:25,400 --> 01:14:26,080
But it's just...

2013
01:14:26,080 --> 01:14:28,040
The graphics are fucking shocking.

2014
01:14:29,040 --> 01:14:29,360
Do you know?

2015
01:14:29,480 --> 01:14:30,900
The way I remembered this game...

2016
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:33,760
Is as I'm looking at it now.

2017
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:35,160
Do you know?

2018
01:14:35,240 --> 01:14:36,940
I remembered it to be like this.

2019
01:14:37,020 --> 01:14:38,900
But then when I booted up the game...

2020
01:14:38,900 --> 01:14:42,160
It was like watching a fucking Minecraft game or something.

2021
01:14:44,460 --> 01:14:46,560
I'm very happy with the way this has turned out.

2022
01:14:48,020 --> 01:14:50,160
Just quickly think about where I'm going here.

2023
01:14:51,420 --> 01:14:52,360
Look at this look.

2024
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:54,380
Oh no.

2025
01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:55,320
I don't want to switch.

2026
01:14:56,440 --> 01:14:57,800
I don't want to switch these around.

2027
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:58,800
I fucked it up.

2028
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:03,760
Oh fuck.

2029
01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:06,280
Oh no.

2030
01:15:06,340 --> 01:15:07,340
I'm fucking the buttons up.

2031
01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:13,980
Fuck.

2032
01:15:20,060 --> 01:15:21,340
This is where...

2033
01:15:21,340 --> 01:15:22,720
Just as I'm...

2034
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,060
It always happens to you.

2035
01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:26,180
Pride comes before a fall, guys.

2036
01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:29,080
Pride comes before the fall.

2037
01:15:31,240 --> 01:15:34,020
I was just saying there how amazing it is.

2038
01:15:34,160 --> 01:15:35,480
And then I fuck it up.

2039
01:15:36,040 --> 01:15:37,400
See fire confirm.

2040
01:15:39,140 --> 01:15:39,880
That's what you want.

2041
01:15:39,960 --> 01:15:40,160
Okay.

2042
01:15:40,460 --> 01:15:41,140
X get ready.

2043
01:15:41,240 --> 01:15:41,440
That.

2044
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:42,240
That's what you want.

2045
01:15:42,320 --> 01:15:42,500
Okay.

2046
01:15:42,960 --> 01:15:43,680
Z status.

2047
01:15:43,860 --> 01:15:44,400
What status?

2048
01:15:47,900 --> 01:15:48,300
Okay.

2049
01:15:48,680 --> 01:15:49,560
I think this.

2050
01:15:50,140 --> 01:15:50,800
I think that.

2051
01:15:55,760 --> 01:15:56,680
See if...

2052
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:58,300
Yeah, it's alright.

2053
01:15:58,300 --> 01:16:00,460
And then...

2054
01:16:00,460 --> 01:16:00,900
Quick turn.

2055
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:00,900
Quick turn.

2056
01:16:00,900 --> 01:16:00,900
Quick turn.

2057
01:16:00,960 --> 01:16:01,700
Is quick turn working?

2058
01:16:02,140 --> 01:16:02,360
Yep.

2059
01:16:04,380 --> 01:16:04,860
Beautiful.

2060
01:16:07,100 --> 01:16:07,580
Beautiful.

2061
01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,260
What about this?

2062
01:16:11,320 --> 01:16:12,420
Bit of monitor tuning.

2063
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:13,760
Fuck that.

2064
01:16:16,480 --> 01:16:17,620
Mandela Corporation.

2065
01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:18,580
Thank you very much.

2066
01:16:20,140 --> 01:16:20,440
Oh.

2067
01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:22,380
Hammered your...

2068
01:16:22,380 --> 01:16:23,520
Bindings.

2069
01:16:23,740 --> 01:16:24,540
Pad key inputs.

2070
01:16:24,700 --> 01:16:25,960
Press default to reset it.

2071
01:16:26,100 --> 01:16:30,840
I think though 20 fucking years, I'd already pissed about with it because it wasn't...

2072
01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:31,760
It wasn't right.

2073
01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:34,760
When I was setting it up there last month.

2074
01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,760
I had an inkling the programmers were taking the pace with us, if you will.

2075
01:16:43,360 --> 01:16:44,260
Looks like...

2076
01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:45,740
Looks like they've worked it out though.

2077
01:16:45,980 --> 01:16:47,320
Says Cardinal O'Flanagan.

2078
01:16:47,940 --> 01:16:51,480
In regards to this HD upgrade texture pack, is it?

2079
01:16:52,540 --> 01:16:54,380
We might just take a little break...

2080
01:16:54,380 --> 01:16:56,040
A moment's...

2081
01:16:56,040 --> 01:16:58,120
Break there just from the pace.

2082
01:16:58,980 --> 01:17:01,080
Because there were a few things that I...

2083
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,360
Had compiled.

2084
01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:05,760
I initially thought I was going to come back on and...

2085
01:17:05,760 --> 01:17:08,360
We could just go through some of the Farage...

2086
01:17:09,540 --> 01:17:11,800
His trip to America last week.

2087
01:17:11,820 --> 01:17:16,720
He went to Milwaukee and there was some terrible production value scenarios out there.

2088
01:17:18,400 --> 01:17:22,180
I also have a few items in a folder there.

2089
01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:29,360
A bit of a scandal, which is RTE centered, but not the fucking scandal that you...

2090
01:17:29,360 --> 01:17:30,780
Are thinking about.

2091
01:17:30,920 --> 01:17:33,300
I can safely say.

2092
01:17:33,360 --> 01:17:34,300
This is a different one.

2093
01:17:34,380 --> 01:17:36,320
I got a recording of this there...

2094
01:17:36,320 --> 01:17:40,320
Back in June when the Ryan Tuberty scandal...

2095
01:17:40,320 --> 01:17:41,780
First broke.

2096
01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,120
But nobody picked up on it.

2097
01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:45,120
And I wonder why.

2098
01:17:45,340 --> 01:17:47,320
I think this really is something that...

2099
01:17:48,160 --> 01:17:50,320
Obviously RTE is up to its...

2100
01:17:50,860 --> 01:17:52,940
Fucking eyes in scandal at the moment.

2101
01:17:52,940 --> 01:17:55,960
But I mean, there's something here that I got a hold of.

2102
01:17:56,060 --> 01:17:58,940
I went back and recorded the clip because I think it's...

2103
01:17:59,940 --> 01:18:01,600
And this music is great.

2104
01:18:01,700 --> 01:18:08,720
I'm glad that we've got this music in the background because it kind of underscores the importance and how damaging this could be.

2105
01:18:08,820 --> 01:18:12,680
What I'm about to play you could be seriously damaging for RTE's reputation.

2106
01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:15,060
And I don't say that lightly.

2107
01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,040
I don't say that lightly.

2108
01:18:17,660 --> 01:18:19,340
And it's not really my place...

2109
01:18:19,340 --> 01:18:22,560
To break this sort of news.

2110
01:18:22,660 --> 01:18:24,400
But I mean, I'm here now.

2111
01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,800
Everybody look.

2112
01:18:26,100 --> 01:18:27,820
Sort of a whale, you know?

2113
01:18:28,000 --> 01:18:29,520
Let's just close that up there.

2114
01:18:31,220 --> 01:18:32,420
Back to that music, please.

2115
01:18:35,020 --> 01:18:36,240
How do we get that up?

2116
01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:36,980
Yeah, oh.

2117
01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:40,780
Now.

2118
01:18:42,080 --> 01:18:43,740
Put him down there.

2119
01:18:49,440 --> 01:18:50,860
Hopefully we can hear this.

2120
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:57,520
I recorded this off of LiveLine the day the news broke about the scandal.

2121
01:18:58,820 --> 01:19:03,560
But see if you can hear what I can hear or what I heard.

2122
01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:07,280
I'm going to have to turn that music off now so that you can hear it clearly.

2123
01:19:08,420 --> 01:19:09,560
This could shock you.

2124
01:19:11,780 --> 01:19:12,820
This could shock you.

2125
01:19:17,320 --> 01:19:17,700
Okay.

2126
01:19:18,700 --> 01:19:18,820
Okay.

2127
01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:20,200
Sorry there.

2128
01:19:20,260 --> 01:19:20,800
It's a bit loud.

2129
01:19:21,120 --> 01:19:22,100
Sorry about that.

2130
01:19:22,280 --> 01:19:24,240
Came in hot there with the audio.

2131
01:19:25,880 --> 01:19:27,240
Just to add a bit of context.

2132
01:19:27,540 --> 01:19:28,880
The fella is called in.

2133
01:19:30,020 --> 01:19:31,500
To LiveLine.

2134
01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:34,720
To complain about Ryan Tuberty and all that.

2135
01:19:35,540 --> 01:19:36,000
After the news.

2136
01:19:36,540 --> 01:19:38,920
After the news are broken.

2137
01:19:39,060 --> 01:19:40,700
He's given both barrels.

2138
01:19:41,420 --> 01:19:43,620
But wait until you hear a little sound bit here.

2139
01:19:43,700 --> 01:19:44,140
Publican.

2140
01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:47,000
It's dumbing down the Irish language.

2141
01:19:47,360 --> 01:19:48,900
It's trying to get rid of Tina G.

2142
01:19:49,540 --> 01:19:51,320
It's probably going to happen around here.

2143
01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:54,020
It's probably going to happen around here where my cursor is.

2144
01:19:54,420 --> 01:19:55,660
So there's the time bar.

2145
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:00,100
The infraction.

2146
01:20:01,160 --> 01:20:04,100
Or the scandalous bit happens here.

2147
01:20:04,300 --> 01:20:05,340
Let's see if we can hear it.

2148
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:06,760
I'm interested.

2149
01:20:06,860 --> 01:20:08,420
I want to know what your take on it is.

2150
01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:11,920
You know we've got a lot of problems in RT that really have to go in and be sorted out.

2151
01:20:12,180 --> 01:20:14,100
And it should be sorted out by the politicians.

2152
01:20:15,320 --> 01:20:18,900
You know some of the stories that RT were involved in are discreet.

2153
01:20:19,500 --> 01:20:20,400
Did you hear that?

2154
01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:22,280
I'm just going to play it back again.

2155
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:22,760
And this.

2156
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:23,880
I know what you're thinking.

2157
01:20:24,180 --> 01:20:26,880
Have you fucking pissed about with this and done your own audio?

2158
01:20:27,400 --> 01:20:27,900
I haven't.

2159
01:20:27,900 --> 01:20:29,400
You can go back and listen to it yourself.

2160
01:20:29,660 --> 01:20:30,160
Here we go.

2161
01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:31,980
Did you hear?

2162
01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:33,020
Two dogs.

2163
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:33,740
Someone said.

2164
01:20:33,840 --> 01:20:34,520
Someone said there.

2165
01:20:35,440 --> 01:20:38,880
Some of the stories that RT were involved in are disgraceful.

2166
01:20:39,480 --> 01:20:40,400
Did you hear that?

2167
01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:42,020
That's from the studio.

2168
01:20:42,480 --> 01:20:43,820
That's not your man on the phone.

2169
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:46,720
Stories that RT were involved in are disgraceful.

2170
01:20:49,080 --> 01:20:51,140
What the fuck is going on down there?

2171
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:53,280
Taxpayers money.

2172
01:20:53,880 --> 01:20:54,620
And they're firing.

2173
01:20:54,620 --> 01:20:57,880
And the sound of it was so clear.

2174
01:20:58,660 --> 01:21:00,660
That I can only assume.

2175
01:21:01,780 --> 01:21:02,580
That Joe.

2176
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,520
Was listening to this fellow's call and decided.

2177
01:21:06,940 --> 01:21:08,880
I'm going to fucking put my arse to the mic.

2178
01:21:08,880 --> 01:21:11,980
Stories that RT were involved in are disgraceful.

2179
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:13,020
Did you hear that?

2180
01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:15,200
That's not a chair.

2181
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:18,660
That's not a gas spring chair or anything like that.

2182
01:21:19,940 --> 01:21:20,940
That is 100%.

2183
01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:20,940
That is 100%.

2184
01:21:20,940 --> 01:21:28,760
It was the liquidity of it and the timbre suggests something otherwise.

2185
01:21:28,760 --> 01:21:51,360
Do you know?

2186
01:21:51,360 --> 01:21:53,380
Do you know?

2187
01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,220
And it's what's even more sickening there.

2188
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:56,380
Thanks for the tip, Legfend.

2189
01:21:56,500 --> 01:21:59,340
Is that it sounds like we've all had our dinner.

2190
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,260
It sounds like he's saying we've had our dinner.

2191
01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:02,300
And he's going.

2192
01:22:03,300 --> 01:22:06,860
So it's like the juxtaposition of the image of someone having the dinner.

2193
01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,320
And then someone.

2194
01:22:08,600 --> 01:22:09,940
And then that going on as well.

2195
01:22:10,580 --> 01:22:11,060
Disgraceful.

2196
01:22:11,660 --> 01:22:12,740
They're not disgraceful.

2197
01:22:12,980 --> 01:22:14,000
They're not disgraceful.

2198
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:14,080
They're not disgraceful.

2199
01:22:14,080 --> 01:22:14,600
They're not.

2200
01:22:14,600 --> 01:22:14,940
They're not.

2201
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:15,600
They're not.

2202
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:15,900
They're not.

2203
01:22:15,900 --> 01:22:16,140
They're not.

2204
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:16,140
They're not.

2205
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:16,140
They're not.

2206
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:16,640
They're not.

2207
01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,140
They're not.

2208
01:22:17,140 --> 01:22:17,320
They're not.

2209
01:22:17,320 --> 01:22:17,680
They're not.

2210
01:22:17,680 --> 01:22:18,020
They're not.

2211
01:22:18,020 --> 01:22:18,320
They're not.

2212
01:22:18,320 --> 01:22:18,600
They're not.

2213
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:18,600
They're not.

2214
01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:19,100
They're not.

2215
01:22:19,100 --> 01:22:27,060
So it just goes to show the level of disregard for the fee-paying public.

2216
01:22:27,060 --> 01:22:31,240
The people out there who want a reasoned debate.

2217
01:22:31,460 --> 01:22:34,100
They want the discourse to be open.

2218
01:22:34,280 --> 01:22:34,820
Stuffy Duffy.

2219
01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:35,760
Thank you very much.

2220
01:22:35,760 --> 01:22:39,360
And.

2221
01:22:41,080 --> 01:22:42,020
Yet again.

2222
01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:46,520
We're not only being lied to.

2223
01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:50,620
But we're having gas.

2224
01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,600
Expulsed.

2225
01:22:56,820 --> 01:22:58,140
Down the airwaves.

2226
01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:05,960
And what I want to say.

2227
01:23:06,380 --> 01:23:06,600
What I.

2228
01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:07,880
What I want to say.

2229
01:23:13,200 --> 01:23:14,060
We're back on air.

2230
01:23:14,460 --> 01:23:15,560
It went red there.

2231
01:23:15,860 --> 01:23:16,120
My.

2232
01:23:16,900 --> 01:23:17,980
Internet cut out again.

2233
01:23:18,560 --> 01:23:20,060
What I want to say is that people.

2234
01:23:20,520 --> 01:23:21,180
Are saying.

2235
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:21,720
There.

2236
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:23,200
Oh you photoshopped it in.

2237
01:23:23,260 --> 01:23:24,340
Or you put it in yourself.

2238
01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,260
Go back and listen to it lads.

2239
01:23:27,200 --> 01:23:28,020
I'm telling you.

2240
01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:28,020
I'm telling you.

2241
01:23:28,380 --> 01:23:28,620
That.

2242
01:23:28,620 --> 01:23:30,800
It was the 25th.

2243
01:23:30,800 --> 01:23:31,540
Of June.

2244
01:23:32,160 --> 01:23:32,520
Now.

2245
01:23:33,220 --> 01:23:33,900
That's wrong.

2246
01:23:34,120 --> 01:23:34,920
That could be wrong.

2247
01:23:35,260 --> 01:23:35,500
Because.

2248
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,580
I remember making a note of it on the phone.

2249
01:23:37,720 --> 01:23:38,440
The day it happened.

2250
01:23:38,520 --> 01:23:39,500
When I was listening to it.

2251
01:23:41,060 --> 01:23:42,320
Thank you very much Connor.

2252
01:23:42,440 --> 01:23:42,960
For the tip.

2253
01:23:43,040 --> 01:23:43,820
Very kind of you.

2254
01:23:45,220 --> 01:23:45,540
I.

2255
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:45,560
I.

2256
01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:47,660
Made a note of it on my phone.

2257
01:23:48,260 --> 01:23:49,580
To check that out again.

2258
01:23:50,020 --> 01:23:51,240
So I might not have done the.

2259
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,800
I had to go back onto the laptop.

2260
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,220
To record the fucking thing.

2261
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,060
So I'm not sure if the 25th.

2262
01:23:56,060 --> 01:23:56,980
Was the clip that happened.

2263
01:23:57,120 --> 01:23:57,220
But.

2264
01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,960
It was the day after.

2265
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:00,160
The news broke.

2266
01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:01,540
This fellow was on.

2267
01:24:01,680 --> 01:24:02,120
The radio.

2268
01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:03,560
And you can go back.

2269
01:24:03,660 --> 01:24:04,860
And you can find it yourself.

2270
01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:06,920
I'll just play it from the.

2271
01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:07,800
From the top again.

2272
01:24:10,400 --> 01:24:18,720
anti-GA, anti-nationalist, anti-Republican, that's dumbing down the Irish language, is trying to get rid of T and the G.

2273
01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:23,020
You know, we've got a lot of problems in RT that really have to go in and be sorted out.

2274
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:25,180
And it should be sorted out by the politicians.

2275
01:24:26,440 --> 01:24:30,280
You know, some of the stories that RT were involved in are disgraceful.

2276
01:24:30,360 --> 01:24:35,460
There you go. Do you hear it? Sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick, sick stuff.

2277
01:24:35,460 --> 01:24:42,240
Sick stuff, guys.

2278
01:24:47,920 --> 01:24:49,420
I don't know what to make of it.

2279
01:24:50,460 --> 01:24:57,960
I just think this kind of work needs to be put out there and it's important that we have a reasoned debate about stuff like that.

2280
01:25:01,260 --> 01:25:06,300
Like a soundboard says CMOS 4044. It wasn't a soundboard.

2281
01:25:06,440 --> 01:25:08,480
Do you think I'd stoop to that level?

2282
01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:15,840
I mean, obviously I would stoop to a soundboard level, but I've never done a fucking fart sound on a soundboard.

2283
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:18,900
It's always been high quality stuff.

2284
01:25:18,980 --> 01:25:20,640
It's been computer games.

2285
01:25:20,860 --> 01:25:21,620
It's been.

2286
01:25:21,740 --> 01:25:24,560
I don't know why you're so obsessed with me.

2287
01:25:24,920 --> 01:25:25,280
Do you know?

2288
01:25:25,780 --> 01:25:26,820
It's been fucking.

2289
01:25:28,020 --> 01:25:28,700
It's been.

2290
01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:29,520
What else has it been?

2291
01:25:29,520 --> 01:25:33,600
Don't take the pace.

2292
01:25:36,900 --> 01:25:39,560
Don't take the pace.

2293
01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:46,180
I strive to get a higher class of soundboarded clip out there.

2294
01:25:47,740 --> 01:25:50,020
I'm not stooping to farts.

2295
01:25:50,460 --> 01:25:51,500
I wouldn't engineer.

2296
01:25:51,620 --> 01:25:53,560
I wouldn't engineer a fucking.

2297
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:56,780
A live line fart fucking sound.

2298
01:25:56,780 --> 01:25:57,120
Okay.

2299
01:25:57,820 --> 01:26:01,080
And if I, if I used to do that, that was in the past.

2300
01:26:01,180 --> 01:26:01,720
Not now.

2301
01:26:01,960 --> 01:26:02,600
Not now.

2302
01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,080
We've moved.

2303
01:26:03,180 --> 01:26:04,140
We've come too far.

2304
01:26:04,480 --> 01:26:05,980
We've come too far, guys.

2305
01:26:07,880 --> 01:26:08,300
Okay.

2306
01:26:08,300 --> 01:26:11,680
See, Moses saying you weren't, you weren't accusing me.

2307
01:26:11,760 --> 01:26:11,880
Okay.

2308
01:26:11,960 --> 01:26:12,220
Sorry.

2309
01:26:12,340 --> 01:26:15,100
I just, I, I'm not, I'm not having a go.

2310
01:26:15,140 --> 01:26:18,400
I just wanted to set the record straight because there are doubters out there.

2311
01:26:18,620 --> 01:26:20,860
There are doubters when I do these speed runs.

2312
01:26:20,920 --> 01:26:28,120
Even when I, when I played the last game, those people fucking giving out, you know, come on, guys.

2313
01:26:29,480 --> 01:26:30,480
Give me a break.

2314
01:26:32,480 --> 01:26:36,540
I'm only, I'm on, I'm, I'm asking, I'm putting the questions out there.

2315
01:26:36,660 --> 01:26:38,060
I'm asking ye for the help.

2316
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:40,900
I'm asking ye for the help.

2317
01:26:42,700 --> 01:26:46,420
And I just think it's a damn shame.

2318
01:26:49,300 --> 01:26:50,400
It's what it is.

2319
01:26:51,740 --> 01:26:55,680
That we should be having to fucking have this conversation.

2320
01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:59,660
The conversation should be had on the national broadcaster.

2321
01:27:00,420 --> 01:27:05,680
And I hope that somebody is ringing up LiveLine asking Joe those questions tomorrow.

2322
01:27:05,900 --> 01:27:06,920
Are we going to get that?

2323
01:27:07,020 --> 01:27:07,760
I'm not sure.

2324
01:27:09,480 --> 01:27:11,000
He's probably on air now.

2325
01:27:11,860 --> 01:27:14,340
I probably broke this news while he's on air.

2326
01:27:14,480 --> 01:27:16,200
What, what, what time is he going on air?

2327
01:27:16,240 --> 01:27:16,860
He's probably on now.

2328
01:27:17,780 --> 01:27:21,240
They're not going to, they're not going to fucking take that call.

2329
01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:23,480
They're not going to take that call.

2330
01:27:23,620 --> 01:27:23,960
To tell you.

2331
01:27:25,080 --> 01:27:26,280
COVID-19.

2332
01:27:26,540 --> 01:27:27,120
Thank you very much.

2333
01:27:27,660 --> 01:27:28,580
I'll tell you why.

2334
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:31,040
Because it doesn't suit their agenda.

2335
01:27:31,940 --> 01:27:33,800
That's not going to fit in with their agenda.

2336
01:27:38,920 --> 01:27:40,000
Live from Belfast.

2337
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,360
Kevin Collins is on the ball.

2338
01:27:41,680 --> 01:27:45,600
Apparently, Joe Doveal live from Belfast with Funny Friday.

2339
01:27:45,740 --> 01:27:51,880
Well, I tell you, whatever fucking funniness, their funny business, they're aiming for today.

2340
01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:58,100
Nothing funnier going on than what's happening behind the scenes that we don't see.

2341
01:27:58,100 --> 01:28:04,680
Notice how Claire Byrne has a fucking webcam on her show when she does Claire Byrne on a morning.

2342
01:28:06,380 --> 01:28:08,760
No webcam for Duffy.

2343
01:28:08,760 --> 01:28:16,540
Which is what allows him to stand on his seat the same fucking way I was standing on the seat doing that.

2344
01:28:17,340 --> 01:28:18,340
Shooting those zombies.

2345
01:28:18,840 --> 01:28:20,880
He was shooting a few fucking zombies off.

2346
01:28:21,420 --> 01:28:23,860
A few raspberry, a few raspberry tarts.

2347
01:28:26,720 --> 01:28:27,120
Unbelievable.

2348
01:28:27,460 --> 01:28:41,800
And it just goes to show you, when you get to that level at the top, I think there's a reasonable amount of psychopathy necessary in order to reach those high paid, top highfalutin jobs.

2349
01:28:41,800 --> 01:28:47,460
And the psychopathy has manifested itself.

2350
01:28:49,720 --> 01:28:53,800
Can you, like, a man of his age and stature.

2351
01:28:57,880 --> 01:28:59,280
Belting it out into the mic.

2352
01:28:59,520 --> 01:29:00,760
Thank you very much there, Chris.

2353
01:29:00,920 --> 01:29:02,200
Do we even have a committee?

2354
01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:03,840
Asks Chris.

2355
01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:07,280
To investigate this under-the-radar fart account.

2356
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:11,640
That has been, fart account, that has been opened on a live line mic.

2357
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:26,740
I would expect nothing less than a dull committee hearing no later than Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday week.

2358
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:41,420
Is that too much to ask for a taxpaying license fee member of the state who expects accountability?

2359
01:29:41,760 --> 01:29:43,080
Is that too much to ask for?

2360
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,420
I dare say we'll get it.

2361
01:29:46,940 --> 01:29:48,840
I dare say we'll get it.

2362
01:29:48,840 --> 01:29:51,920
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2363
01:29:51,920 --> 01:29:53,020
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2364
01:29:53,020 --> 01:29:53,960
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2365
01:29:53,960 --> 01:29:54,860
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2366
01:29:54,860 --> 01:29:57,520
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2367
01:29:57,520 --> 01:30:15,420
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2368
01:30:15,420 --> 01:30:19,540
Will you be rewetting the bar, minister?

2369
01:30:19,540 --> 01:30:40,900
Car tax, thank you very much. Let's get on with the speed run here. Fuck that. It was

2370
01:30:40,900 --> 01:30:49,340
what it was, it is what it is. I don't expect anybody to have the answers just yet. But I

2371
01:30:49,340 --> 01:31:00,740
think the conversation should be had. Cheek, the fucking cheek and the thing and and not

2372
01:31:00,740 --> 01:31:08,340
to put a pun on it but the absolute cheek. Let's go around the side of that room there.

2373
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:16,060
We've got film, we'll go and develop the film there for the crack. And I tell you why. Because

2374
01:31:16,060 --> 01:31:21,260
that is going to enhance the run tenfold. Once we know what is on that film and we've seen

2375
01:31:21,260 --> 01:31:30,460
it and discussed it. Fuck I thought the game had frozen then. I wonder should we put something

2376
01:31:30,460 --> 01:31:37,060
else into the fucking box. We've got two of these. We've got the explosive. We can combine

2377
01:31:37,060 --> 01:31:45,060
the explosive and the detonator. Combine that. We'll take the special key around to the room,

2378
01:31:45,060 --> 01:31:53,460
put on a new outfit. We'll develop the film there and then we'll get moving. I'm not arsed about the acid

2379
01:31:53,460 --> 01:32:06,860
rounds. They're 20 if I can shorten it down to that. I'm not arsed about the acid rounds because I love the feeling of the submachine gun, the kick and just the, the

2380
01:32:06,860 --> 01:32:36,660
the recoil on it. Total recoil. You just don't get that with an acid round. And as I can recall as well, the acid rounds were a bit of a letdown. You know, they used to say on the thing, this should do well against live opponents or organic opponents. But as I can recall, they were shocking. A couple of

2381
01:32:36,660 --> 01:33:03,400
herbs there. Nothing that we really need just yet. And here we go. Time to change the outfit. Will you use a special key? Yes. And there we have an absolutely sensational new outfit, which could lend powerful weight to the attacks. I'm not sure if it boosts XP or what, but we'll see. We'll give it a go.

2382
01:33:06,460 --> 01:33:34,980
There's an old gun as well. A glockenspiel or a cult. Fucking cult single action army. Thank you very much there. Variant of concern. Acid round come down. Will you take the cult single action army? Notice how I know exactly what I say is without even fucking looking at it or inspecting it.

2383
01:33:36,260 --> 01:34:03,020
I'll also go as far as to give you another bit of trivia. Six bullets from that gun is enough to take down anything that moves. If you know, you fucking know. Check out the new suit as well. I actually prefer the fucking last suit, but I mean, let's just go with this. Let's go and develop the film.

2384
01:34:06,060 --> 01:34:26,980
Full disclosure. Full disclosure. The first time I played it, I wouldn't have known what the single action army was. But six months later. But six months later. No. No, a fucking year. A year later. No, I. Yeah.

2385
01:34:30,060 --> 01:34:45,840
No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Six months later. I would have. I can develop film here. Okay, here we go. Let's do it. Chips for life. Thank you very much. I love chips. Plenty of salt. Forks in the bag. Thank you very much.

2386
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:57,120
great stuff we've got a lovely lovely piece of film developed here and what's more it's not just

2387
01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:04,320
any film that we're developing it's film b and it's been upgraded and re-texturized and look at

2388
01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:17,520
this guy who met a real sticky end at the hands of a bad bunch of pictured in front of the aroukis

2389
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:26,160
taylor regressed into a zombie within two hours subject repeatedly complained about severe agitation

2390
01:35:26,160 --> 01:35:35,120
of the epidermis in addition to feelings of nausea this happened up to the moment he lost consciousness

2391
01:35:36,720 --> 01:35:43,360
picture by robert lambert not i'm just gonna assume his name's robert could be rico or reno

2392
01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,040
film b has been filed

2393
01:35:52,320 --> 01:35:55,440
i'm gonna keep those i'm gonna save this

2394
01:35:57,360 --> 01:35:58,400
an ink ribbon there

2395
01:36:02,800 --> 01:36:05,440
get that fucking typewriter written

2396
01:36:14,800 --> 01:36:27,440
sorry just want to do one more lap

2397
01:36:27,440 --> 01:36:29,440
so

2398
01:36:43,520 --> 01:36:57,040
i want to say thank you very much for joining me on the speed run it's been a while since part two two years have passed since the first edition took place and what an edition it was

2399
01:36:58,400 --> 01:37:03,920
so many people out there thought it wouldn't happen that it couldn't happen that it didn't deserve to happen

2400
01:37:05,040 --> 01:37:16,640
i proved everybody wrong proved a lot of people right as well the people had said that it would happen and today

2401
01:37:17,600 --> 01:37:26,400
it's valediction time time to validate and put my money where my mouth is and really give this both barrels

2402
01:37:28,000 --> 01:37:29,640
Maybe it'd be quicker to go through the other...

2403
01:37:29,640 --> 01:37:30,540
Ah, fuck it, we'll go through here.

2404
01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:34,940
The tail is up.

2405
01:37:35,820 --> 01:37:36,820
Full of confidence.

2406
01:37:37,740 --> 01:37:39,660
The confidence of a man

2407
01:37:39,660 --> 01:37:41,860
who knows what it means

2408
01:37:41,860 --> 01:37:43,480
to speed.

2409
01:37:47,440 --> 01:37:50,280
Speedy Gonzales, the little Mexican mouse,

2410
01:37:51,280 --> 01:37:52,640
has nothing on this.

2411
01:37:54,940 --> 01:37:57,280
Speed and...

2412
01:37:57,280 --> 01:37:59,300
Speed 2, cruise control.

2413
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:02,660
Could never reach the velocity

2414
01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:04,940
which I'm reaching today.

2415
01:38:06,020 --> 01:38:07,620
Up the balls, thank you very much.

2416
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:09,360
I wish us luck.

2417
01:38:09,760 --> 01:38:10,980
To hammer robbers later.

2418
01:38:11,320 --> 01:38:12,700
Have a fantastic Friday.

2419
01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:20,600
Let's see now.

2420
01:38:21,600 --> 01:38:24,740
I reckon maybe putting these fucking stones

2421
01:38:24,740 --> 01:38:27,420
into the situation box.

2422
01:38:27,420 --> 01:38:28,240
Serpent stone.

2423
01:38:28,960 --> 01:38:30,780
Where will I get the other half?

2424
01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:31,940
The cheeky half?

2425
01:38:33,200 --> 01:38:34,640
For the blue stone?

2426
01:38:37,440 --> 01:38:37,980
Can't even...

2427
01:38:37,980 --> 01:38:39,320
I can't remember where...

2428
01:38:39,320 --> 01:38:41,340
Those guys are.

2429
01:38:41,340 --> 01:38:41,900
Oh...

2430
01:38:41,900 --> 01:38:46,880
I don't know if one slot is gonna be enough for me either.

2431
01:38:47,700 --> 01:38:49,640
But I do know that whatever I'm...

2432
01:38:49,640 --> 01:38:51,140
Wherever comes my way, I'll handle...

2433
01:38:51,860 --> 01:38:53,140
With nothing short...

2434
01:38:53,820 --> 01:38:55,560
Of pure gusto.

2435
01:38:55,980 --> 01:38:56,440
Grit.

2436
01:38:56,820 --> 01:38:57,460
Determination.

2437
01:38:58,020 --> 01:39:00,360
And desire for results.

2438
01:39:10,580 --> 01:39:13,640
I believe Mr. X is gonna be around here now.

2439
01:39:13,640 --> 01:39:23,260
We don't have...

2440
01:39:23,260 --> 01:39:27,260
The courtesy and joyous presence...

2441
01:39:27,260 --> 01:39:30,260
Of either Aaron Flood...

2442
01:39:30,260 --> 01:39:36,540
Club key.

2443
01:39:36,740 --> 01:39:37,200
Fucking...

2444
01:39:37,200 --> 01:39:37,880
You need a...

2445
01:39:37,880 --> 01:39:44,800
It's like I'm gonna have to come out here...

2446
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:45,440
Go on...

2447
01:39:45,440 --> 01:39:46,020
Down there...

2448
01:39:46,020 --> 01:39:47,460
And then go down the stairs.

2449
01:39:49,540 --> 01:39:49,980
Shalashaska.

2450
01:39:50,100 --> 01:39:51,060
Thank you very much.

2451
01:39:51,460 --> 01:39:51,980
Shalashaska.

2452
01:39:51,980 --> 01:40:10,360
Fuck.

2453
01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:16,400
Ground Sparkle.

2454
01:40:16,460 --> 01:40:17,800
How are you in the chat there?

2455
01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,320
You say...

2456
01:40:18,320 --> 01:40:20,700
Is LL Cool J in this game?

2457
01:40:20,700 --> 01:40:23,340
I think he was drafted in...

2458
01:40:23,340 --> 01:40:25,440
The same week Claire Byrne...

2459
01:40:25,440 --> 01:40:26,380
Was drafted in...

2460
01:40:27,540 --> 01:40:27,940
To...

2461
01:40:27,940 --> 01:40:29,380
To do the mocap...

2462
01:40:30,100 --> 01:40:30,980
For...

2463
01:40:30,980 --> 01:40:33,380
Claire Redfield's movements...

2464
01:40:34,380 --> 01:40:35,440
But he...

2465
01:40:35,440 --> 01:40:36,220
Had a problem.

2466
01:40:37,860 --> 01:40:39,380
That the Japanese...

2467
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:42,380
Weren't catering for his...

2468
01:40:42,380 --> 01:40:43,380
Specific...

2469
01:40:44,260 --> 01:40:45,380
And highly...

2470
01:40:45,380 --> 01:40:46,380
Tailored needs.

2471
01:40:48,300 --> 01:40:50,380
I can't really go into much detail...

2472
01:40:50,380 --> 01:40:51,540
As to what that was...

2473
01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:53,020
Or what those needs were...

2474
01:40:53,020 --> 01:40:54,320
But let's just say...

2475
01:40:54,320 --> 01:40:55,320
The Japanese...

2476
01:40:55,320 --> 01:40:56,060
Weren't meeting...

2477
01:40:56,060 --> 01:40:57,060
LL Cool J...

2478
01:40:57,060 --> 01:41:01,220
In the middle.

2479
01:41:06,020 --> 01:41:07,160
LL Cool J...

2480
01:41:07,160 --> 01:41:08,060
Of course...

2481
01:41:08,060 --> 01:41:09,120
LL...

2482
01:41:09,120 --> 01:41:09,500
Stands...

2483
01:41:09,500 --> 01:41:11,060
For...

2484
01:41:11,060 --> 01:41:12,060
Louis Lloyd...

2485
01:41:12,060 --> 01:41:13,060
Cool...

2486
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:14,060
And J...

2487
01:41:14,700 --> 01:41:15,240
Jeremiah.

2488
01:41:15,520 --> 01:41:17,380
Louis Lloyd Cool Jeremiah...

2489
01:41:17,380 --> 01:41:18,440
Christened...

2490
01:41:18,440 --> 01:41:19,720
At birth...

2491
01:41:19,720 --> 01:41:21,020
With that name...

2492
01:41:21,020 --> 01:41:23,740
What the fuck is going on lads?

2493
01:41:24,180 --> 01:41:25,620
Oh I need to detonate the fucking...

2494
01:41:25,620 --> 01:41:25,880
Ah...

2495
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:26,620
Detonate the...

2496
01:41:26,620 --> 01:41:27,260
The helicopter.

2497
01:41:27,680 --> 01:41:28,700
Don't worry about this.

2498
01:41:29,120 --> 01:41:30,580
Don't you worry about where I'm going.

2499
01:41:30,700 --> 01:41:32,000
You just keep watching the stream...

2500
01:41:32,000 --> 01:41:33,020
And make sure that...

2501
01:41:33,020 --> 01:41:34,800
That I'm doing...

2502
01:41:34,800 --> 01:41:36,300
And make sure that Guinness...

2503
01:41:36,300 --> 01:41:37,620
Aren't getting fucking roiled.

2504
01:41:37,820 --> 01:41:38,260
Because they're...

2505
01:41:38,260 --> 01:41:39,740
They don't need to be contacted...

2506
01:41:39,740 --> 01:41:40,720
Until the very last.

2507
01:41:42,540 --> 01:41:43,920
It's an optimal run...

2508
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:45,380
And we don't want idiots...

2509
01:41:45,380 --> 01:41:46,240
Getting in the way.

2510
01:41:47,500 --> 01:41:47,780
I...

2511
01:41:47,780 --> 01:41:49,020
I don't want a hype train.

2512
01:41:49,140 --> 01:41:49,380
Do you know?

2513
01:41:49,960 --> 01:41:50,740
Even though...

2514
01:41:50,740 --> 01:41:52,440
That's completely okay and fine.

2515
01:41:52,600 --> 01:41:53,640
I don't mind it.

2516
01:41:53,760 --> 01:41:55,180
And I can deal with the hype...

2517
01:41:55,180 --> 01:41:55,780
And live with the hype.

2518
01:41:55,860 --> 01:41:56,440
Sure I was...

2519
01:41:56,440 --> 01:41:57,800
I was born...

2520
01:41:57,800 --> 01:41:58,480
With the hype.

2521
01:41:59,780 --> 01:42:01,240
I was born with the hype.

2522
01:42:07,380 --> 01:42:08,360
One sec there now.

2523
01:42:08,500 --> 01:42:09,700
Let me just get this going here.

2524
01:42:10,060 --> 01:42:10,900
Up the bowls.

2525
01:42:11,040 --> 01:42:12,660
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2526
01:42:13,080 --> 01:42:13,820
I think that's...

2527
01:42:13,820 --> 01:42:14,740
Come through again.

2528
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:15,640
And Shalaska.

2529
01:42:17,680 --> 01:42:18,300
It's funny.

2530
01:42:18,380 --> 01:42:19,560
I saw one for...

2531
01:42:19,560 --> 01:42:21,480
I saw the result for Shalaska.

2532
01:42:22,100 --> 01:42:23,260
But I didn't see...

2533
01:42:23,260 --> 01:42:23,660
Oh Devery.

2534
01:42:23,760 --> 01:42:24,560
Now we can use this.

2535
01:42:27,360 --> 01:42:29,280
How would you not need to use it right now?

2536
01:42:29,960 --> 01:42:31,500
Oh you need to go to the helicopter.

2537
01:42:33,320 --> 01:42:34,060
But I mean...

2538
01:42:34,060 --> 01:42:35,740
This was an optimal strategy.

2539
01:42:36,220 --> 01:42:39,820
If you ask me if this is an optimal strategy for achieving the speedrun.

2540
01:42:40,000 --> 01:42:42,900
By going down this corridor and finding that out.

2541
01:42:43,820 --> 01:42:45,120
You might not think it.

2542
01:42:45,440 --> 01:42:46,360
But what that does.

2543
01:42:46,800 --> 01:42:48,660
Is it soft blocks.

2544
01:42:50,480 --> 01:42:51,200
A...

2545
01:42:51,200 --> 01:42:54,120
Pathway.

2546
01:42:57,380 --> 01:42:58,360
In the game.

2547
01:43:00,700 --> 01:43:01,220
And.

2548
01:43:01,220 --> 01:43:07,340
What's going on lads?

2549
01:43:11,000 --> 01:43:11,580
Here we go.

2550
01:43:12,060 --> 01:43:12,940
Up the rovers.

2551
01:43:13,160 --> 01:43:13,900
F the bowls.

2552
01:43:14,040 --> 01:43:14,500
We've got...

2553
01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:18,700
We have a football fan chat fight going on.

2554
01:43:18,760 --> 01:43:19,720
Thank you very much there.

2555
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:23,000
And to go F your mother Issei.

2556
01:43:23,080 --> 01:43:25,020
Thank you very much for the tip there.

2557
01:43:25,140 --> 01:43:26,000
Although the sentiment.

2558
01:43:26,200 --> 01:43:27,440
Not welcome around here.

2559
01:43:29,240 --> 01:43:30,160
Yeah there's a few...

2560
01:43:30,160 --> 01:43:31,660
There's a few fans of bowls.

2561
01:43:31,820 --> 01:43:33,320
There's a few fans of shams.

2562
01:43:33,940 --> 01:43:35,440
Shams versus bowls.

2563
01:43:40,040 --> 01:43:43,500
Now what we're about to see is something very very sick.

2564
01:43:43,640 --> 01:43:46,060
I remember playing this as a kid and thinking.

2565
01:43:46,900 --> 01:43:47,260
Yeah.

2566
01:43:47,420 --> 01:43:48,580
You've got your zombies.

2567
01:43:48,820 --> 01:43:49,920
You've got your gore.

2568
01:43:50,100 --> 01:43:51,640
You've got your explicit violence.

2569
01:43:51,940 --> 01:43:52,520
You've got...

2570
01:43:52,520 --> 01:43:53,300
You've got also...

2571
01:43:53,300 --> 01:43:55,980
You've got the lick out merchants on the ceiling coming down at you.

2572
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:58,420
That is all scary enough.

2573
01:43:58,420 --> 01:43:59,420
But nothing...

2574
01:43:59,420 --> 01:44:04,420
This next scene if I remember correctly did really...

2575
01:44:05,020 --> 01:44:08,380
It stuck out in a lot of eeriness.

2576
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:16,600
I think there are implications here that this sick fucker had his wicked way with...

2577
01:44:16,600 --> 01:44:20,420
I think he was the daughter of one of the town's...

2578
01:44:20,420 --> 01:44:21,480
I don't know.

2579
01:44:21,660 --> 01:44:23,720
Was it the laboratory owner or something?

2580
01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:26,720
He's a scumbag.

2581
01:44:26,800 --> 01:44:27,420
He's the chief.

2582
01:44:27,420 --> 01:44:28,340
He's the police chief.

2583
01:44:28,500 --> 01:44:29,420
And he has a taxidermy...

2584
01:44:30,120 --> 01:44:34,200
He's lots of taxidermized fucking animals' heads on the wall.

2585
01:44:34,840 --> 01:44:36,760
And it just...

2586
01:44:36,760 --> 01:44:39,120
It didn't sit well with me at all, you know.

2587
01:44:39,220 --> 01:44:43,820
It kind of creeped me out and scared me more than any of the horror scenes that went on.

2588
01:44:45,360 --> 01:44:46,420
I don't know if anybody is...

2589
01:44:46,980 --> 01:44:49,800
The mayor's daughter is right, yeah, Nigel.

2590
01:44:49,920 --> 01:44:50,780
The mayor's daughter.

2591
01:44:50,940 --> 01:44:51,980
And it's the police chief.

2592
01:44:52,700 --> 01:44:54,160
And I remember him.

2593
01:44:54,200 --> 01:44:54,540
Boom, boom.

2594
01:44:54,540 --> 01:44:56,040
Do you know, for...

2595
01:44:56,040 --> 01:45:01,140
You know, as a young fella and you're playing this and, you know, it was...

2596
01:45:01,140 --> 01:45:02,180
It just...

2597
01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:04,260
It didn't sit right with me.

2598
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:10,120
And I actually felt more scared about what was going to happen and transpire after this scene.

2599
01:45:10,200 --> 01:45:11,100
I won't...

2600
01:45:11,100 --> 01:45:14,720
Let's just see how it plays out here in all its HD splendor.

2601
01:45:14,720 --> 01:45:32,720
We really got a hand to them.

2602
01:45:32,820 --> 01:45:33,260
Oh...

2603
01:45:33,260 --> 01:45:36,100
A clone named Gipsaw.

2604
01:45:36,200 --> 01:45:36,960
Thank you very much.

2605
01:45:37,080 --> 01:45:37,720
What did I miss?

2606
01:45:37,780 --> 01:45:40,720
The upstairs neighbor was trying to fight the guards the last half hour.

2607
01:45:41,420 --> 01:45:47,500
Look, whatever he had on his hands probably wasn't as hard as what I've fucking been dealing with here with these fucking zombies.

2608
01:45:48,300 --> 01:45:50,680
And also, we played a clip there.

2609
01:45:51,160 --> 01:45:53,360
A scandalous clip from...

2610
01:45:53,360 --> 01:45:56,660
Live line where, uh...

2611
01:45:56,660 --> 01:45:58,460
We believe Joe Duffay did...

2612
01:46:00,460 --> 01:46:02,820
Put his arse to a fucking condenser microphone.

2613
01:46:03,540 --> 01:46:06,460
Which, as you know, would have really captured...

2614
01:46:06,460 --> 01:46:11,460
Captured any sound that was in its orbit.

2615
01:46:12,560 --> 01:46:13,600
Very, very well.

2616
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:16,620
I don't want to play it again, but...

2617
01:46:16,620 --> 01:46:18,300
Just to quickly describe the sound.

2618
01:46:18,380 --> 01:46:18,840
It was wet.

2619
01:46:20,780 --> 01:46:22,080
And it was close.

2620
01:46:23,380 --> 01:46:24,180
The stream...

2621
01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:27,980
This stream is turning into a Danny Dyer Away Days documentary.

2622
01:46:28,440 --> 01:46:31,020
And is distracting from the meteoric pace work.

2623
01:46:31,420 --> 01:46:33,420
Sorry, this is all part of the fucking pace.

2624
01:46:34,640 --> 01:46:35,960
Okay, so we've got something here.

2625
01:46:36,020 --> 01:46:37,520
We have a badger or a raccoon.

2626
01:46:38,140 --> 01:46:38,980
That's fucking...

2627
01:46:39,840 --> 01:46:41,060
Stuffed up there.

2628
01:46:41,780 --> 01:46:42,840
I was building this up.

2629
01:46:42,940 --> 01:46:44,120
This isn't the bit I'm on about.

2630
01:46:44,300 --> 01:46:45,940
It's gonna play in a second, but...

2631
01:46:45,940 --> 01:46:47,380
You gotta hand it to the Japanese.

2632
01:46:47,960 --> 01:46:49,380
Thank you very much, Willie Harrell.

2633
01:46:49,480 --> 01:46:50,560
They are very, very kind to you.

2634
01:46:50,580 --> 01:46:51,760
And Velocity Raptor.

2635
01:46:51,820 --> 01:46:52,600
Thank you very much.

2636
01:46:53,680 --> 01:46:55,440
You gotta hand it to the Japanese.

2637
01:46:56,880 --> 01:46:58,460
They know how to set a scene.

2638
01:46:59,660 --> 01:47:01,560
And as I was saying earlier on...

2639
01:47:02,220 --> 01:47:05,360
The guys were up against it with the amount of memory they had on a disc.

2640
01:47:06,820 --> 01:47:10,460
You know, you've half the internet probably streaming Starfield now.

2641
01:47:12,700 --> 01:47:13,300
And...

2642
01:47:13,300 --> 01:47:14,840
Yeah, it's amazing.

2643
01:47:15,080 --> 01:47:15,900
And all this...

2644
01:47:15,900 --> 01:47:17,180
A lot of money put into it and everything.

2645
01:47:17,540 --> 01:47:20,140
But is there anything as fucking...

2646
01:47:20,140 --> 01:47:22,140
Off-kilter...

2647
01:47:23,940 --> 01:47:24,140
Unnerving...

2648
01:47:26,140 --> 01:47:28,500
And just kind of fucking scary as this?

2649
01:47:28,640 --> 01:47:30,040
Silence in an office.

2650
01:47:30,480 --> 01:47:31,120
One angle.

2651
01:47:31,220 --> 01:47:32,620
You don't know what's ahead of you.

2652
01:47:34,840 --> 01:47:36,680
Necessity being the mother of invention.

2653
01:47:37,980 --> 01:47:38,900
They had to...

2654
01:47:38,900 --> 01:47:43,500
They created a fucking device of gameplay that was...

2655
01:47:43,500 --> 01:47:49,500
Is probably scarier than any 3D first person full 360 degrees...

2656
01:47:49,500 --> 01:47:53,260
Sort of scenario that's going on now.

2657
01:47:53,340 --> 01:47:53,500
Look, I'm not...

2658
01:47:55,500 --> 01:47:57,460
The language I'm using is not great.

2659
01:47:57,460 --> 01:48:00,680
My vocabulary doesn't fucking stretch that far.

2660
01:48:02,100 --> 01:48:04,300
But what I will say is...

2661
01:48:04,300 --> 01:48:07,000
This shit is psychologically fucked up.

2662
01:48:07,540 --> 01:48:08,900
Quib, thank you very much.

2663
01:48:09,840 --> 01:48:11,320
And Badger City Police Department.

2664
01:48:11,440 --> 01:48:12,280
Joe Duffy edition.

2665
01:48:12,440 --> 01:48:12,700
Sure.

2666
01:48:13,240 --> 01:48:14,520
SM7B with Cloudlifter.

2667
01:48:15,920 --> 01:48:16,340
Indeed.

2668
01:48:17,940 --> 01:48:20,440
What was more frightening about that recorded fart...

2669
01:48:20,440 --> 01:48:21,880
Was...

2670
01:48:21,880 --> 01:48:23,040
Was the...

2671
01:48:23,040 --> 01:48:24,040
Pure audacity...

2672
01:48:24,040 --> 01:48:25,600
Of audio.

2673
01:48:26,540 --> 01:48:28,100
Barack Obama's...

2674
01:48:28,100 --> 01:48:29,640
Audacity of hope.

2675
01:48:31,020 --> 01:48:33,040
We're talking fucking Joe Duffy's...

2676
01:48:34,400 --> 01:48:35,040
Audacity...

2677
01:48:35,040 --> 01:48:37,200
Of arse.

2678
01:48:38,480 --> 01:48:39,740
Don't quote me on that.

2679
01:48:40,860 --> 01:48:42,440
But do believe everything I've just said.

2680
01:48:43,440 --> 01:48:44,220
Look at this.

2681
01:48:44,740 --> 01:48:47,120
They're teasing us with the fucking scare tactics.

2682
01:48:49,460 --> 01:48:50,580
And look at this.

2683
01:48:50,700 --> 01:48:51,980
Just down beside me.

2684
01:48:52,280 --> 01:48:53,540
You can see something there.

2685
01:48:54,400 --> 01:48:55,620
You know that that's...

2686
01:48:55,620 --> 01:48:56,800
The skin hue tone.

2687
01:48:56,940 --> 01:48:57,900
The hue of a skin.

2688
01:48:58,900 --> 01:48:59,760
Is that an elbow?

2689
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:00,940
Is it something?

2690
01:49:02,780 --> 01:49:03,840
Watch this now.

2691
01:49:04,100 --> 01:49:04,640
It gets...

2692
01:49:04,640 --> 01:49:05,240
It gets...

2693
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:07,080
The next level happens now.

2694
01:49:07,360 --> 01:49:08,480
Duffy Fartruther.

2695
01:49:08,480 --> 01:49:09,360
Thank you very much.

2696
01:49:12,980 --> 01:49:13,760
Watch this.

2697
01:49:13,760 --> 01:49:17,000
Farty Morrissey.

2698
01:49:17,040 --> 01:49:17,840
Thank you very much.

2699
01:49:21,440 --> 01:49:22,500
Do you know what I mean?

2700
01:49:22,640 --> 01:49:23,200
Look at this.

2701
01:49:23,900 --> 01:49:25,360
And it hasn't even happened yet.

2702
01:49:27,460 --> 01:49:28,700
What hasn't happened?

2703
01:49:28,920 --> 01:49:29,220
Francis.

2704
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:30,300
What are you talking about?

2705
01:49:30,720 --> 01:49:31,040
Watch.

2706
01:49:31,540 --> 01:49:32,280
You're in the scene.

2707
01:49:32,600 --> 01:49:33,240
You walk...

2708
01:49:33,240 --> 01:49:34,980
You see this dead woman on a desk.

2709
01:49:35,760 --> 01:49:36,720
You walk towards it.

2710
01:49:38,100 --> 01:49:39,220
You press X.

2711
01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:43,800
Look at him.

2712
01:49:43,800 --> 01:49:44,000
Oh.

2713
01:49:44,940 --> 01:49:45,940
You're a weird little fuck.

2714
01:49:45,940 --> 01:49:46,220
Sorry.

2715
01:49:46,340 --> 01:49:48,120
Weird little fucker.

2716
01:49:48,120 --> 01:49:49,460
I thought you were another one of those zombies.

2717
01:49:50,180 --> 01:49:52,000
Are you Chief Irons?

2718
01:49:52,440 --> 01:49:52,860
Yes.

2719
01:49:53,160 --> 01:49:53,960
That's me.

2720
01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:55,680
And just who are you?

2721
01:49:56,200 --> 01:49:56,460
No.

2722
01:49:56,840 --> 01:49:58,340
Don't bother telling me.

2723
01:49:58,340 --> 01:49:59,900
It makes no difference.

2724
01:50:00,340 --> 01:50:03,200
You'll end up just like all the others.

2725
01:50:06,740 --> 01:50:24,300
Sick fucker.

2726
01:50:24,300 --> 01:50:24,360
Sick fucker.

2727
01:50:24,360 --> 01:50:45,420
Sick little fucker.

2728
01:50:45,420 --> 01:51:01,760
Bizarre.

2729
01:51:02,040 --> 01:51:02,300
Do you know?

2730
01:51:02,420 --> 01:51:04,200
It's not a zombie attacking you.

2731
01:51:04,300 --> 01:51:06,440
It's nothing coming at you.

2732
01:51:06,520 --> 01:51:07,860
There's no like immediacy.

2733
01:51:08,480 --> 01:51:10,680
But there's just something not right.

2734
01:51:10,680 --> 01:51:12,680
*thud*

2735
01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:18,120
*missing sounds*

2736
01:51:18,120 --> 01:51:25,120
*Vendor sound*

2737
01:51:25,120 --> 01:51:32,120
*Vendor sound*

2738
01:51:32,120 --> 01:51:43,120
*Vendor sound*

2739
01:51:43,120 --> 01:51:47,120
*Vendor sound*

2740
01:51:47,120 --> 01:51:54,120
*Vendor sound*

2741
01:51:54,120 --> 01:52:02,120
*Vendor sound*

2742
01:52:02,120 --> 01:52:04,120
Speedrun is still on, Ed.

2743
01:52:04,120 --> 01:52:12,120
Speedrun is still on. Look at the size of his stupid chunky hands.

2744
01:52:12,120 --> 01:52:15,120
Let's get a little look at that there.

2745
01:52:15,120 --> 01:52:20,120
Take that into a- some things need to be taken into account.

2746
01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:31,120
Right, the sound goes off when I fucking mess around with the size of the screen here.

2747
01:52:31,120 --> 01:52:34,120
Look at him.

2748
01:52:34,120 --> 01:52:37,120
What a scumbag.

2749
01:52:37,120 --> 01:52:39,120
*Vendor sound*

2750
01:52:39,120 --> 01:52:43,120
Jordan Peterson, thank you very, very much.

2751
01:52:43,120 --> 01:52:49,120
You say good luck on the speedrun, you communist swine. Look at that, lads.

2752
01:52:49,120 --> 01:52:52,120
*Vendor sound*

2753
01:52:52,120 --> 01:52:57,120
Look at that cunt. He's a weird little fucker, isn't he?

2754
01:52:57,120 --> 01:53:00,120
Please. I'd really like to be alone now.

2755
01:53:00,120 --> 01:53:06,120
I bet you would, you dirty cunt. Sorry about the language.

2756
01:53:06,120 --> 01:53:14,120
*Vendor sound*

2757
01:53:14,120 --> 01:53:16,120
Oh, goes off then.

2758
01:53:16,120 --> 01:53:18,120
*Vendor sound*

2759
01:53:18,120 --> 01:53:29,480
Please, I'd really like to be alone now.

2760
01:53:30,280 --> 01:53:33,480
I bet you would, you fucking weird small-headed little...

2761
01:53:33,480 --> 01:53:35,040
Fucker!

2762
01:53:39,920 --> 01:53:43,000
Please, I'd really like to be alone now.

2763
01:53:44,260 --> 01:53:45,380
I bet you would.

2764
01:53:46,460 --> 01:53:47,980
You mean little cunt.

2765
01:53:47,980 --> 01:53:53,980
*BOOM*

2766
01:54:16,320 --> 01:54:22,320
Sorry about that lads. Just needed to fucking get that one out, because I believe that actually helps me...

2767
01:54:23,120 --> 01:54:25,320
...achieve a faster score of time.

2768
01:54:30,320 --> 01:54:32,760
Move the webcam back to there.

2769
01:54:35,720 --> 01:54:39,340
You know, and that feels really, really good, actually,

2770
01:54:39,400 --> 01:54:41,540
what I just did there, because I didn't do that

2771
01:54:41,540 --> 01:54:43,500
when I first played it back in the day.

2772
01:54:43,580 --> 01:54:44,680
I was probably too...

2773
01:54:44,680 --> 01:54:46,240
I remember I just wanted to get out of there.

2774
01:54:48,960 --> 01:54:51,900
And also, I was playing it on a PlayStation.

2775
01:54:53,580 --> 01:54:56,300
You didn't have the luxury of stopping zooming in.

2776
01:54:57,400 --> 01:55:01,220
I didn't have a chair, or I had a wired controller.

2777
01:55:02,420 --> 01:55:03,700
And another, what's more,

2778
01:55:04,040 --> 01:55:08,480
I definitely didn't have a snub-nosed fucking Mach 10 or Uzi

2779
01:55:08,480 --> 01:55:10,220
or whatever it is that she's got there.

2780
01:55:11,040 --> 01:55:12,220
I didn't have that.

2781
01:55:12,340 --> 01:55:14,180
I was conserving the rounds.

2782
01:55:14,180 --> 01:55:15,180
I had a...

2783
01:55:15,180 --> 01:55:19,320
A nine pistol.

2784
01:55:20,880 --> 01:55:23,280
Being so lonely, thank you very much.

2785
01:55:23,440 --> 01:55:25,260
A milk snake, thank you very much.

2786
01:55:26,580 --> 01:55:29,980
The Metal Gear remasters are out in October.

2787
01:55:31,180 --> 01:55:32,740
Sorry, sorry, it's a bit loud.

2788
01:55:34,060 --> 01:55:34,820
That's a bit loud.

2789
01:55:36,580 --> 01:55:42,060
In October, any chance of getting a bit of adult stream going?

2790
01:55:42,200 --> 01:55:43,020
An adult stream.

2791
01:55:45,320 --> 01:55:45,960
Yeah, look.

2792
01:55:46,300 --> 01:55:47,480
What have we...

2793
01:55:47,480 --> 01:55:52,140
I replayed Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty in its entirety.

2794
01:55:54,660 --> 01:55:56,180
Last month, two months ago.

2795
01:55:58,580 --> 01:55:59,260
And, uh...

2796
01:56:00,260 --> 01:56:03,380
It's aged well in how it looks.

2797
01:56:04,340 --> 01:56:07,400
But I wanted to see whether or not it would be worth streaming.

2798
01:56:07,540 --> 01:56:10,460
I needed to play it again, so I didn't fucking...

2799
01:56:10,460 --> 01:56:13,260
End up going head first into a stream and then...

2800
01:56:14,260 --> 01:56:16,740
Committing to something that I couldn't finish.

2801
01:56:16,820 --> 01:56:18,460
But I believe I'd be able to play it again.

2802
01:56:19,140 --> 01:56:20,740
But I should really do these games...

2803
01:56:20,740 --> 01:56:24,020
I'd like to play them in canon order.

2804
01:56:25,700 --> 01:56:26,260
Um...

2805
01:56:26,260 --> 01:56:30,440
So, then I'd have to play Metal Gear Solid from the PS1.

2806
01:56:30,540 --> 01:56:30,740
But I mean...

2807
01:56:31,540 --> 01:56:36,200
It hasn't aged as well as Metal Gear Solid 2 and probably Snake Eater.

2808
01:56:36,740 --> 01:56:41,660
Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty looks crisper than Snake Eater.

2809
01:56:42,080 --> 01:56:42,740
Snake Eater...

2810
01:56:43,540 --> 01:56:44,060
Oh, fuck.

2811
01:56:45,580 --> 01:56:46,140
That's...

2812
01:56:46,140 --> 01:56:46,520
Okay.

2813
01:56:46,700 --> 01:56:51,180
I've just realised that's the daughter of the tyrant who is locked.

2814
01:56:51,340 --> 01:56:52,260
She needs saving.

2815
01:56:56,420 --> 01:56:57,100
So, you...

2816
01:56:57,100 --> 01:56:59,060
Imagine this now after doing...

2817
01:57:00,000 --> 01:57:02,220
That office scene with the weird book.

2818
01:57:02,640 --> 01:57:04,160
Then you come in here and you hear all this.

2819
01:57:08,460 --> 01:57:08,900
What?

2820
01:57:09,300 --> 01:57:10,260
Where's the lights?

2821
01:57:23,940 --> 01:57:25,980
Chief Secretary's Diary Bee.

2822
01:57:27,020 --> 01:57:29,100
As I was straightening up the she...

2823
01:57:29,100 --> 01:57:30,060
The sheaf's room...

2824
01:57:30,940 --> 01:57:32,380
He burst through the door.

2825
01:57:33,020 --> 01:57:34,580
See, this is kind of what got me then.

2826
01:57:34,620 --> 01:57:36,880
Because you're reading about what that weird cunt has been at.

2827
01:57:36,880 --> 01:57:41,820
And also, if you remember back to our first playthrough of this speed run two years ago.

2828
01:57:42,500 --> 01:57:48,120
We read the diary from the secretary who has hinted and suggested that the chief was a fucking weirdo.

2829
01:57:48,620 --> 01:57:52,260
Who was making advances that he could be...

2830
01:57:52,260 --> 01:57:53,980
He was probably trying to get on her.

2831
01:57:54,520 --> 01:57:55,740
And he was...

2832
01:57:55,740 --> 01:58:03,820
He also had a penchant for fucking weird art that was like, you know, real kind of heavy going.

2833
01:58:05,020 --> 01:58:09,380
Scenes of like, depraved morbidity and all that kind of shit.

2834
01:58:10,080 --> 01:58:11,380
So they're building it up.

2835
01:58:12,600 --> 01:58:15,640
It's only been two months since I started working here.

2836
01:58:15,740 --> 01:58:18,300
But that's the second time I've seen him like this.

2837
01:58:18,400 --> 01:58:20,420
The last time when...

2838
01:58:20,420 --> 01:58:22,500
Was when I bumped into that statue.

2839
01:58:22,960 --> 01:58:25,400
Only this time he looked even more agitated than ever.

2840
01:58:25,640 --> 01:58:29,980
I seriously thought for a moment that he was going to hurt me.

2841
01:58:30,480 --> 01:58:30,940
You know what I mean?

2842
01:58:30,980 --> 01:58:31,600
He's a bastard.

2843
01:58:31,740 --> 01:58:32,500
He probably hits them.

2844
01:58:33,300 --> 01:58:34,600
He probably knocks them about.

2845
01:58:34,940 --> 01:58:39,340
I finally discovered what the chief had been hiding all along.

2846
01:58:39,860 --> 01:58:44,100
If he finds out that I know, my life will be in serious danger.

2847
01:58:44,480 --> 01:58:45,760
It's getting late already.

2848
01:58:45,760 --> 01:58:48,520
I'm just gonna have to take this one day at a time.

2849
01:58:53,180 --> 01:58:54,660
And there's the light switch.

2850
01:59:02,660 --> 01:59:17,220
You're safe now.

2851
01:59:20,720 --> 01:59:24,500
A clone named Gibso.

2852
01:59:24,600 --> 01:59:25,460
Thank you very much.

2853
01:59:27,720 --> 01:59:30,380
Can you play Metal Gear in Hanan order?

2854
01:59:31,600 --> 01:59:34,100
I will strive to do that.

2855
01:59:34,500 --> 01:59:35,500
But I think...

2856
01:59:35,500 --> 01:59:40,700
Fuck this hammy acting.

2857
01:59:42,700 --> 01:59:47,560
Yeah, the Metal Gear thing, I've been saying I'd do it since day dot.

2858
01:59:49,800 --> 01:59:50,400
Do you know?

2859
01:59:50,920 --> 01:59:52,480
And I don't want to make...

2860
01:59:52,480 --> 01:59:54,680
Again, I don't want to be Johnny promises here.

2861
01:59:55,900 --> 01:59:58,600
Let's just get to the bottom of fucking...

2862
01:59:58,600 --> 01:59:59,960
Sorting the speed run out.

2863
01:59:59,960 --> 02:00:02,960
And get to the bottom of the fucking...

2864
02:00:02,960 --> 02:00:04,860
Joe Duffy fart mystery.

2865
02:00:05,580 --> 02:00:06,440
Fart mysteries.

2866
02:00:07,840 --> 02:00:08,940
Perfect first dream.

2867
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:11,960
For newborn daughter Geraldine.

2868
02:00:11,960 --> 02:00:13,260
Says Hugh.

2869
02:00:13,700 --> 02:00:14,860
Congratulations there.

2870
02:00:15,420 --> 02:00:15,940
It's here!

2871
02:00:16,620 --> 02:00:16,700
On...

2872
02:00:16,700 --> 02:00:17,560
Sherry, wait!

2873
02:00:18,080 --> 02:00:18,960
On the birth...

2874
02:00:20,220 --> 02:00:20,960
Of...

2875
02:00:20,960 --> 02:00:21,960
Your...

2876
02:00:21,960 --> 02:00:22,920
Daughter.

2877
02:00:25,900 --> 02:00:26,900
Oh yes.

2878
02:00:27,520 --> 02:00:28,580
My daughter.

2879
02:00:29,960 --> 02:00:31,440
But you know Tom Gilmerton.

2880
02:00:31,540 --> 02:00:33,260
You may be wetting the bog, Minister.

2881
02:00:34,480 --> 02:00:37,060
Thank you very much, Jackie, for the bog wet.

2882
02:00:37,880 --> 02:00:39,500
But you know Tom Gilmerton.

2883
02:00:39,840 --> 02:00:40,320
Oh yes.

2884
02:00:40,320 --> 02:00:45,320
Thank you very much there.

2885
02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,000
Here...

2886
02:00:46,000 --> 02:00:48,580
Jackie and Hugh Lowry.

2887
02:00:50,420 --> 02:00:52,320
I wonder here now...

2888
02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:53,780
What happened there?

2889
02:00:53,820 --> 02:00:54,460
She ran away.

2890
02:00:54,540 --> 02:00:56,640
You have to fucking find out where she's gone again.

2891
02:00:56,740 --> 02:00:58,140
Although there's something probably here.

2892
02:00:58,280 --> 02:00:59,080
There's a box.

2893
02:01:00,220 --> 02:01:01,560
We don't need any of that.

2894
02:01:01,740 --> 02:01:02,640
Tony's arms.

2895
02:01:02,640 --> 02:01:06,820
The picture here...

2896
02:01:06,820 --> 02:01:07,320
Is it...

2897
02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:07,320
Is it...

2898
02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:07,820
Is it...

2899
02:01:07,820 --> 02:01:09,260
Is it any use to me at all?

2900
02:01:09,900 --> 02:01:11,040
Hasn't been used.

2901
02:01:11,380 --> 02:01:11,980
I wonder...

2902
02:01:11,980 --> 02:01:14,200
Do you have to set a fire in that fucking fireplace?

2903
02:01:14,360 --> 02:01:15,340
I can't really remember.

2904
02:01:20,980 --> 02:01:23,340
Lovely sound of carpet underfoot there.

2905
02:01:23,460 --> 02:01:24,820
Again, the work of none other...

2906
02:01:25,400 --> 02:01:26,600
Than Dave Foley.

2907
02:01:26,700 --> 02:01:27,460
The Foley artist.

2908
02:01:27,680 --> 02:01:29,240
Who is a big fan of the streams.

2909
02:01:29,360 --> 02:01:31,260
But hasn't made his presence felt today.

2910
02:01:31,260 --> 02:01:35,260
Neither has Aaron Flood.

2911
02:01:36,360 --> 02:01:36,940
And...

2912
02:01:36,940 --> 02:01:40,120
Feel a bit let down about that actually.

2913
02:01:40,340 --> 02:01:41,140
I mean...

2914
02:01:41,140 --> 02:01:42,440
Who's to say...

2915
02:01:42,440 --> 02:01:43,260
Hopefully...

2916
02:01:43,260 --> 02:01:44,260
You know he's...

2917
02:01:44,960 --> 02:01:45,760
Okay and everything.

2918
02:01:45,900 --> 02:01:46,260
But I mean...

2919
02:01:46,820 --> 02:01:47,780
Come on.

2920
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:48,960
For God's sake Aaron.

2921
02:01:50,080 --> 02:01:53,720
And this was another situation where you get back to the chief's office.

2922
02:01:54,020 --> 02:01:55,300
And now he's disappeared.

2923
02:01:55,760 --> 02:01:55,760
With...

2924
02:01:55,760 --> 02:01:56,760
The...

2925
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:56,760
The...

2926
02:01:56,760 --> 02:01:57,360
The...

2927
02:01:57,360 --> 02:01:58,240
The mayor's daughter.

2928
02:01:58,580 --> 02:01:59,960
Who's fucking...

2929
02:01:59,960 --> 02:02:01,560
Being garrotted or...

2930
02:02:01,560 --> 02:02:02,300
Gouged.

2931
02:02:03,100 --> 02:02:04,220
It's just...

2932
02:02:04,220 --> 02:02:06,280
One thing after another with these guys.

2933
02:02:09,180 --> 02:02:11,780
So we've got a lovely precinct key.

2934
02:02:11,900 --> 02:02:13,640
And now the diary of the chief.

2935
02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:16,900
It's brilliant how all these people leave diaries around.

2936
02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:18,220
These days...

2937
02:02:18,220 --> 02:02:20,000
Diaries are a thing of the past of course.

2938
02:02:20,660 --> 02:02:22,460
Notes will be taken on a smartphone.

2939
02:02:23,760 --> 02:02:26,800
But this was back in 1997 or 98.

2940
02:02:27,120 --> 02:02:28,780
When the diary was still king.

2941
02:02:29,020 --> 02:02:29,900
The filofax.

2942
02:02:30,340 --> 02:02:31,320
The rolodex.

2943
02:02:32,060 --> 02:02:33,800
All those things that are...

2944
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:35,440
Now forgotten about.

2945
02:02:35,520 --> 02:02:36,260
Nobody cares about.

2946
02:02:36,320 --> 02:02:38,060
I suppose in a way...

2947
02:02:38,060 --> 02:02:39,060
The written word...

2948
02:02:39,620 --> 02:02:41,080
Is probably going to be dying out.

2949
02:02:42,140 --> 02:02:42,420
You know?

2950
02:02:43,420 --> 02:02:44,060
COVID-19!

2951
02:02:45,220 --> 02:02:46,060
COVID-19!

2952
02:02:48,220 --> 02:02:49,700
Thanks for the variant there.

2953
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:51,200
The miraculous Tommy Schlug.

2954
02:02:51,240 --> 02:02:51,820
Thank you very much.

2955
02:02:51,880 --> 02:02:54,340
I hear the guard here investigating Connor Williams.

2956
02:02:54,500 --> 02:02:56,060
Over the circumstances surrounding...

2957
02:02:56,760 --> 02:02:58,360
The death of John's father.

2958
02:02:59,120 --> 02:03:01,240
Does Connor have any comment on this?

2959
02:03:01,280 --> 02:03:01,700
Do you know?

2960
02:03:02,180 --> 02:03:06,400
Well, we don't have any Connor with us at the moment.

2961
02:03:07,040 --> 02:03:09,860
I didn't really know that that would be happening.

2962
02:03:10,020 --> 02:03:12,440
Whether or not there would be questions fielded for somebody...

2963
02:03:12,440 --> 02:03:15,680
Who doesn't appear on my streams.

2964
02:03:17,220 --> 02:03:20,540
Let's have a little look here and see what's going on inside the chief's diary.

2965
02:03:20,660 --> 02:03:21,420
But I tell you something.

2966
02:03:22,080 --> 02:03:25,900
Something isn't right with that whole...

2967
02:03:25,900 --> 02:03:29,440
Something stinks about that whole John's father situation.

2968
02:03:30,320 --> 02:03:31,480
September 23rd.

2969
02:03:31,540 --> 02:03:32,620
Not too far away actually.

2970
02:03:32,700 --> 02:03:35,440
It's only 22 days away in reality here.

2971
02:03:36,780 --> 02:03:37,680
It's all over.

2972
02:03:39,260 --> 02:03:42,180
Those imbeciles from Umbrella have finally done it again.

2973
02:03:43,920 --> 02:03:45,460
Despite all their promises.

2974
02:03:45,460 --> 02:03:47,780
They've ruined my town.

2975
02:03:49,340 --> 02:03:52,100
Soon the streets will be infested with zombies.

2976
02:03:53,520 --> 02:03:56,760
I'm beginning to think that I may even be infected myself.

2977
02:03:56,840 --> 02:04:00,380
That little intonation there.

2978
02:04:00,640 --> 02:04:04,040
I'm beginning to think that I may even be infected myself.

2979
02:04:04,700 --> 02:04:05,340
That didn't...

2980
02:04:05,340 --> 02:04:06,600
I didn't get that from the clouds.

2981
02:04:06,840 --> 02:04:08,860
I didn't pull that from the fresh air.

2982
02:04:09,240 --> 02:04:10,680
I pulled that from somewhere else.

2983
02:04:10,760 --> 02:04:12,040
I'm going to play it here in a second.

2984
02:04:12,200 --> 02:04:14,220
It's another classic soundbite.

2985
02:04:14,280 --> 02:04:15,220
Not as good as the fart.

2986
02:04:15,380 --> 02:04:17,600
But I think you might get a bit of a kick out of it.

2987
02:04:18,920 --> 02:04:22,900
I'm beginning to think that I may even be infected myself right now.

2988
02:04:23,900 --> 02:04:25,960
I'll kill everyone in town.

2989
02:04:26,760 --> 02:04:28,340
If this turns out to be true.

2990
02:04:30,220 --> 02:04:34,140
I was successful in spreading confusion among the police as planned.

2991
02:04:35,660 --> 02:04:39,060
I've made sure that no one from the outside will come to help.

2992
02:04:40,560 --> 02:04:42,580
With the delays in police actions.

2993
02:04:43,500 --> 02:04:46,400
No one will have the chance to escape the city alive.

2994
02:04:47,080 --> 02:04:52,080
See, they should have put the word the in between escape and city.

2995
02:04:52,300 --> 02:04:53,560
I ad-libbed that then.

2996
02:04:55,440 --> 02:04:58,300
I mean, let's just read that again without the correction.

2997
02:04:58,300 --> 02:05:00,760
With the delays in police actions.

2998
02:05:01,400 --> 02:05:04,060
No one will have the chance to escape city alive.

2999
02:05:04,560 --> 02:05:06,840
Who says escape city alive?

3000
02:05:07,660 --> 02:05:10,120
I'm not going to blame the Japanese there for that.

3001
02:05:10,220 --> 02:05:11,720
That was someone...

3002
02:05:11,720 --> 02:05:13,520
Someone's job was to do the translate.

3003
02:05:13,660 --> 02:05:14,220
They fucked it up.

3004
02:05:14,780 --> 02:05:18,300
I've seen to it personally that all escape routes from...

3005
02:05:19,020 --> 02:05:20,300
Inside the precinct...

3006
02:05:21,380 --> 02:05:22,720
Have been cut off as well.

3007
02:05:24,020 --> 02:05:28,280
There are several survivors still attempting to escape through the lower legs.

3008
02:05:28,280 --> 02:05:32,380
But I'll make sure no one gets out.

3009
02:05:43,380 --> 02:05:52,820
I added the laughs there because I think it deserved it.

3010
02:05:53,640 --> 02:05:54,940
It still goes on.

3011
02:05:55,060 --> 02:05:59,500
I've had a change of heart about the remaining survivors inside the precinct.

3012
02:06:02,000 --> 02:06:04,240
I've decided to hunt them down myself.

3013
02:06:08,240 --> 02:06:11,400
I shot Ed in the back through the heart less than an hour ago.

3014
02:06:13,300 --> 02:06:16,580
I watched him writhe in pain upon the floor.

3015
02:06:16,580 --> 02:06:20,020
In a pool of his own blood.

3016
02:06:20,020 --> 02:06:20,120
I watched him writhe in pain.

3017
02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:20,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3018
02:06:20,840 --> 02:06:21,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3019
02:06:21,840 --> 02:06:22,160
I watched him writhe in pain.

3020
02:06:22,160 --> 02:06:22,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3021
02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:24,040
I watched him writhe in pain.

3022
02:06:24,040 --> 02:06:24,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3023
02:06:24,840 --> 02:06:25,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3024
02:06:25,840 --> 02:06:26,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3025
02:06:26,840 --> 02:06:27,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3026
02:06:27,840 --> 02:06:28,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3027
02:06:28,840 --> 02:06:29,840
I watched him writhe in pain.

3028
02:06:29,840 --> 02:06:31,100
I watched him writhe in pain.

3029
02:06:31,100 --> 02:06:32,100
I watched him writhe in pain.

3030
02:06:32,100 --> 02:06:33,100
I watched him writhe in pain.

3031
02:06:33,100 --> 02:06:37,040
The expression on his face was positively exquisite.

3032
02:06:38,580 --> 02:06:41,320
He died with his eyes wide open.

3033
02:06:42,280 --> 02:06:43,440
Staring up at me.

3034
02:06:44,700 --> 02:06:45,780
It was beautiful.

3035
02:06:49,160 --> 02:06:51,880
I wonder if the mayor's daughter is still alive.

3036
02:06:55,540 --> 02:06:58,980
I let her escape so I could enjoy hunting her down later.

3037
02:06:58,980 --> 02:07:02,760
What a sick little fucker.

3038
02:07:04,620 --> 02:07:06,900
I'm gonna enjoy my new trophy.

3039
02:07:08,180 --> 02:07:08,600
Yes.

3040
02:07:09,640 --> 02:07:10,640
Frozen forever.

3041
02:07:11,480 --> 02:07:13,500
In the pose I choose to give her.

3042
02:07:15,140 --> 02:07:16,100
You know what I mean?

3043
02:07:17,920 --> 02:07:19,640
Imagine you're a kid playing this.

3044
02:07:21,120 --> 02:07:23,580
You're not, you're not, you shouldn't even have access to it.

3045
02:07:23,660 --> 02:07:25,780
Because you weren't even of age to buy it.

3046
02:07:25,840 --> 02:07:26,740
You had to pester.

3047
02:07:27,320 --> 02:07:28,020
And pester.

3048
02:07:28,620 --> 02:07:29,340
And pester.

3049
02:07:33,980 --> 02:07:36,480
Until your parents fucking caved in.

3050
02:07:37,260 --> 02:07:38,540
Until your parents fucking caved in.

3051
02:07:50,760 --> 02:07:52,500
You pestered your mother.

3052
02:07:54,220 --> 02:07:56,960
Just so I can show you that intonation there.

3053
02:07:58,580 --> 02:08:02,680
I want to play to you a beautiful clip.

3054
02:08:03,580 --> 02:08:08,320
Of a bit of GA commentary from the All-Ireland Final.

3055
02:08:08,560 --> 02:08:09,840
In the dying moments.

3056
02:08:11,200 --> 02:08:13,280
Just as Dublin scored a point.

3057
02:08:13,920 --> 02:08:16,160
And Dara Maloney on commentary.

3058
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:16,160
And Dara Maloney on commentary.

3059
02:08:16,160 --> 02:08:19,940
Decided to inject a little bit of flair.

3060
02:08:20,340 --> 02:08:22,360
Into the delivery of the line.

3061
02:08:22,360 --> 02:08:31,740
He said something like Dublin could have gone for the goal.

3062
02:08:32,280 --> 02:08:34,380
But he's happy with the lead right now.

3063
02:08:35,000 --> 02:08:36,340
But listen to the way he says that.

3064
02:08:37,480 --> 02:08:39,840
I think he'll find it exquisite.

3065
02:08:42,840 --> 02:08:44,940
Basquale and Conor Callaghan.

3066
02:08:45,000 --> 02:08:45,340
Basquale.

3067
02:08:45,560 --> 02:08:46,960
But it's come back out to Basquale.

3068
02:08:47,060 --> 02:08:48,040
Can he redeem himself?

3069
02:08:48,380 --> 02:08:49,400
Basquale and Mania.

3070
02:08:50,200 --> 02:08:51,580
They lead by a point.

3071
02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,100
Could have been in for a goal.

3072
02:08:53,200 --> 02:08:54,240
But poor Mania decided.

3073
02:08:54,360 --> 02:08:54,840
You know what?

3074
02:08:55,160 --> 02:08:56,680
I'd just like the lead right now.

3075
02:08:57,100 --> 02:08:57,660
Yeah it looked like.

3076
02:08:58,520 --> 02:09:00,800
I'd just like the lead right now.

3077
02:09:00,880 --> 02:09:01,800
Like they'd lost a chance.

3078
02:09:01,980 --> 02:09:02,700
Poor Mania decided.

3079
02:09:02,820 --> 02:09:03,280
You know what?

3080
02:09:03,600 --> 02:09:05,100
I'd just like the lead right now.

3081
02:09:05,520 --> 02:09:06,960
Yeah it looked like they'd lost a chance.

3082
02:09:07,560 --> 02:09:08,680
Could have been in for a goal.

3083
02:09:08,780 --> 02:09:09,820
But poor Mania decided.

3084
02:09:09,940 --> 02:09:10,400
You know what?

3085
02:09:10,700 --> 02:09:12,260
I'd just like the lead right now.

3086
02:09:14,480 --> 02:09:15,320
So what?

3087
02:09:15,580 --> 02:09:17,060
Someone's probably thinking there.

3088
02:09:17,160 --> 02:09:17,740
Watching this.

3089
02:09:18,540 --> 02:09:20,000
But think about this for a second.

3090
02:09:20,840 --> 02:09:24,260
Darren Maloney has gone inside the mind of the player.

3091
02:09:25,780 --> 02:09:27,680
And he's actually fucking.

3092
02:09:28,340 --> 02:09:30,460
He's playing out to the audience.

3093
02:09:31,400 --> 02:09:33,120
What the man is thinking.

3094
02:09:33,680 --> 02:09:36,560
And he's also injecting a little bit of sass into it as well.

3095
02:09:37,780 --> 02:09:40,040
I'd just like the lead right now.

3096
02:09:42,740 --> 02:09:44,520
I think it's great.

3097
02:09:44,900 --> 02:09:46,300
I think it's a great bit of commentary.

3098
02:09:46,960 --> 02:09:48,560
And probably went by a lot of people.

3099
02:09:48,800 --> 02:09:49,520
At the time you know.

3100
02:09:49,620 --> 02:09:49,980
It's a.

3101
02:09:50,460 --> 02:09:52,300
Very tumultuous part of the game.

3102
02:09:54,240 --> 02:09:55,580
But poor Mania decided.

3103
02:09:55,720 --> 02:09:56,180
You know what?

3104
02:09:56,500 --> 02:09:58,040
I'd just like the lead right now.

3105
02:09:58,480 --> 02:09:58,560
Yeah.

3106
02:09:59,200 --> 02:10:00,720
We should play the run up to it.

3107
02:10:01,400 --> 02:10:02,780
Incredibly intense experience.

3108
02:10:02,920 --> 02:10:03,880
Here is Dean Rock.

3109
02:10:04,080 --> 02:10:04,840
Has he caught it?

3110
02:10:04,900 --> 02:10:05,200
Rock.

3111
02:10:05,600 --> 02:10:07,440
Oh what a brilliant bit of goalkeeper.

3112
02:10:07,540 --> 02:10:08,780
But it's come back out to Bascaral.

3113
02:10:08,860 --> 02:10:09,840
Can he redeem himself?

3114
02:10:10,280 --> 02:10:11,220
Bascaral and Mania.

3115
02:10:12,220 --> 02:10:13,380
They lead by a point.

3116
02:10:13,820 --> 02:10:14,880
Could have been in for a goal.

3117
02:10:14,880 --> 02:10:16,040
Before Mania decided.

3118
02:10:16,160 --> 02:10:16,640
You know what?

3119
02:10:16,940 --> 02:10:18,480
I'd just like the lead right now.

3120
02:10:18,900 --> 02:10:19,040
Yeah.

3121
02:10:20,840 --> 02:10:23,280
I'd just like the lead right now.

3122
02:10:23,280 --> 02:10:24,560
A little bit of.

3123
02:10:24,700 --> 02:10:26,980
An injection of camp into.

3124
02:10:27,380 --> 02:10:28,620
You know what is a fucking.

3125
02:10:29,200 --> 02:10:29,800
Machismo.

3126
02:10:31,300 --> 02:10:33,060
It's a big.

3127
02:10:33,340 --> 02:10:34,760
Hard lad scenario.

3128
02:10:35,880 --> 02:10:39,640
but Maloney is smuggling in drama

3129
02:10:39,640 --> 02:10:43,140
in the dying moments of the game.

3130
02:10:43,220 --> 02:10:47,060
That's what all good commentators and commentary outfits do.

3131
02:10:48,280 --> 02:10:51,960
I don't think Maloney gets enough praise for his work,

3132
02:10:52,760 --> 02:10:55,000
but that's something.

3133
02:10:55,640 --> 02:10:57,300
Another thing that piqued my interest

3134
02:10:57,300 --> 02:11:03,300
were these TikTokers trying to film a video in Stevens Green.

3135
02:11:04,200 --> 02:11:05,700
You've probably seen this.

3136
02:11:05,700 --> 02:11:18,740
Get off your fucking back!

3137
02:11:19,320 --> 02:11:19,800
Do it!

3138
02:11:23,380 --> 02:11:27,480
Hate that fucking TikTok bookend thing.

3139
02:11:29,500 --> 02:11:31,560
Right, back to the game there.

3140
02:11:34,460 --> 02:11:37,320
I'm happy with the lead right now.

3141
02:11:37,700 --> 02:11:42,060
Thank you very much there, incomprehensibilities, for the tip.

3142
02:11:44,120 --> 02:11:47,640
John's father caught on to Connor's pyramid scheme with Zurich.

3143
02:11:48,380 --> 02:11:53,460
Connor was last seen hauling the Mercedes up the Eiger to dump the body.

3144
02:11:54,020 --> 02:11:56,080
I can't really comment on any of it.

3145
02:11:56,140 --> 02:11:58,020
I don't really know anything myself, but...

3146
02:11:58,020 --> 02:12:01,520
I think some people have their hypotheses laid out.

3147
02:12:05,320 --> 02:12:08,020
I can't really comment with it, but I'll tell you something.

3148
02:12:08,440 --> 02:12:10,680
I'm happy with the lead right now.

3149
02:12:16,400 --> 02:12:17,620
What the hell am I...

3150
02:12:17,620 --> 02:12:18,720
Okay, so that's that.

3151
02:12:19,720 --> 02:12:21,540
Sherry Birkin's gone on there.

3152
02:12:22,240 --> 02:12:23,140
Sherry Birkin?

3153
02:12:23,400 --> 02:12:24,360
Yeah, Birkin.

3154
02:12:36,740 --> 02:12:40,060
A quick consultation with the map.

3155
02:12:44,460 --> 02:12:46,420
Okay, now where the fuck am I going?

3156
02:12:46,460 --> 02:12:47,760
I've got a great new key.

3157
02:12:48,000 --> 02:12:49,620
I've got a brilliant new key.

3158
02:12:50,480 --> 02:12:51,740
Which can take us down...

3159
02:12:52,540 --> 02:12:53,640
...into the basement.

3160
02:12:58,040 --> 02:13:00,040
I think I will put the stones...

3161
02:13:00,040 --> 02:13:02,040
...which I have managed to...

3162
02:13:02,920 --> 02:13:03,040
...garner...

3163
02:13:05,040 --> 02:13:06,040
...back in the box...

3164
02:13:07,740 --> 02:13:09,040
...for later on.

3165
02:13:11,840 --> 02:13:14,520
And I'm gonna stick the colt in there as well.

3166
02:13:16,100 --> 02:13:20,480
And I'll maintain the key and the first Ada Wong spray.

3167
02:13:24,220 --> 02:13:25,340
Trinkets and such.

3168
02:13:25,340 --> 02:13:30,480
Pipari44 asks...

3169
02:13:30,480 --> 02:13:32,340
...so have you found out who this...

3170
02:13:32,900 --> 02:13:33,640
...resident...

3171
02:13:33,640 --> 02:13:35,440
...who's this resident evil?

3172
02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:39,460
I can't really give you the answer.

3173
02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:45,120
Because I don't think...

3174
02:13:45,120 --> 02:13:46,680
...whoever or whatever it is...

3175
02:13:46,680 --> 02:13:47,340
...lives here...

3176
02:13:47,340 --> 02:13:48,920
...in the police station.

3177
02:13:50,560 --> 02:13:51,340
But, um...

3178
02:13:53,740 --> 02:13:54,620
...definitely...

3179
02:13:54,620 --> 02:13:55,620
...the psychological torment...

3180
02:13:55,620 --> 02:13:58,620
...of knowing that there's a fucking...

3181
02:13:58,620 --> 02:13:59,620
...weirdo...

3182
02:13:59,620 --> 02:14:00,620
...psycho-sexual...

3183
02:14:01,760 --> 02:14:02,620
...little weird fucker...

3184
02:14:03,620 --> 02:14:04,620
...out and about...

3185
02:14:05,620 --> 02:14:05,620
...on the run.

3186
02:14:05,620 --> 02:14:06,620
...plus...

3187
02:14:09,620 --> 02:14:10,620
...the addition of Mr. X...

3188
02:14:11,620 --> 02:14:11,620
...Montsure...

3189
02:14:12,620 --> 02:14:12,620
...Ix...

3190
02:14:13,620 --> 02:14:14,620
...as he's known in French.

3191
02:14:15,620 --> 02:14:20,040
it's a double trouble scenario

3192
02:14:20,040 --> 02:14:23,740
and it's quite concerning

3193
02:14:23,740 --> 02:14:34,500
I think the audio there might be a bit too loud

3194
02:14:34,500 --> 02:14:36,560
the game audio may be a bit too loud

3195
02:14:36,560 --> 02:14:39,300
so we've got Mr. X he's coming up

3196
02:14:39,300 --> 02:14:44,420
Mr. X the fantasy channel 5 minute free view

3197
02:14:44,420 --> 02:14:46,840
let's have a look and see if he's gonna burst through the wall here

3198
02:14:46,840 --> 02:14:48,960
or does it happen later I'm not sure

3199
02:14:48,960 --> 02:14:51,840
it's gonna happen at some point

3200
02:14:51,840 --> 02:15:04,820
a club

3201
02:15:04,820 --> 02:15:06,560
you need a club key

3202
02:15:06,560 --> 02:15:07,880
so I've got the heart key

3203
02:15:07,880 --> 02:15:09,720
what the fuck does the heart key open

3204
02:15:09,720 --> 02:15:12,420
I don't need to go through this door

3205
02:15:12,420 --> 02:15:18,000
maybe I go downstairs into the fucking car park

3206
02:15:18,000 --> 02:15:21,260
heart key

3207
02:15:21,260 --> 02:15:26,760
yeah I was expecting dogs bursting out

3208
02:15:26,760 --> 02:15:27,900
a welsh nut

3209
02:15:27,900 --> 02:15:30,000
I did pass comment about that

3210
02:15:30,000 --> 02:15:31,800
the first time I went through earlier on

3211
02:15:31,800 --> 02:15:34,420
it's very reminiscent of the first corridor

3212
02:15:34,420 --> 02:15:35,660
in the mansion

3213
02:15:35,660 --> 02:15:38,340
but let's not worry about that now

3214
02:15:38,340 --> 02:15:41,320
let's try and concern ourselves with bigger fish

3215
02:15:41,320 --> 02:15:43,980
where's the fucking door

3216
02:15:43,980 --> 02:15:45,080
go through here

3217
02:15:45,080 --> 02:15:46,720
turn left down the end of this one

3218
02:15:46,720 --> 02:15:47,960
downstairs then

3219
02:15:47,960 --> 02:15:51,180
could have gone for the goal

3220
02:15:51,180 --> 02:15:52,500
but said you know what

3221
02:15:52,500 --> 02:15:55,400
I'm happy with the lead right now

3222
02:15:55,400 --> 02:15:57,440
there's a bit of malice in it as well maybe

3223
02:15:57,440 --> 02:15:57,780
you know

3224
02:15:57,780 --> 02:16:00,280
that maybe in his head

3225
02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:03,000
he was like kind of smiting Kerry

3226
02:16:03,000 --> 02:16:11,460
get fucked

3227
02:16:11,460 --> 02:16:13,340
get fucked

3228
02:16:13,340 --> 02:16:13,380
get fucked

3229
02:16:13,380 --> 02:16:22,300
I'm happy with the lead right now

3230
02:16:22,300 --> 02:16:27,160
I'm happy with the bleed right now

3231
02:16:27,160 --> 02:16:30,200
look at this

3232
02:16:30,200 --> 02:16:32,880
and here comes a zombie

3233
02:16:32,880 --> 02:16:35,180
Claire is backed up against the wall

3234
02:16:35,180 --> 02:16:38,520
could have gone for the cold single action army

3235
02:16:38,520 --> 02:16:39,620
but she says you know what

3236
02:16:39,620 --> 02:16:43,240
I'm happy with the submachine gun right now

3237
02:16:43,240 --> 02:16:48,620
yeah he went down too easy

3238
02:16:48,620 --> 02:16:52,240
another police zombie

3239
02:16:52,240 --> 02:16:53,300
coming after Claire

3240
02:16:53,300 --> 02:16:54,260
the mo-

3241
02:16:54,260 --> 02:16:55,940
the clock is ticking down

3242
02:16:55,940 --> 02:16:57,840
doubling a-

3243
02:16:57,840 --> 02:16:58,720
a point ahead

3244
02:16:58,720 --> 02:17:00,200
could go for-

3245
02:17:00,200 --> 02:17:01,640
could have gone for the cold single action

3246
02:17:01,640 --> 02:17:02,500
but she says you know what

3247
02:17:02,500 --> 02:17:06,960
I'm happy with the sub-

3248
02:17:06,960 --> 02:17:08,080
fucking nosed

3249
02:17:08,080 --> 02:17:08,600
Uzi

3250
02:17:08,600 --> 02:17:09,720
submachine gun right now

3251
02:17:09,720 --> 02:17:10,580
I-

3252
02:17:10,580 --> 02:17:17,120
I fucked up the delivery on the other-

3253
02:17:17,120 --> 02:17:17,960
on that one then

3254
02:17:17,960 --> 02:17:21,380
I said sub-

3255
02:17:21,380 --> 02:17:22,260
sub-nosed

3256
02:17:22,260 --> 02:17:24,200
I meant to say snub-nosed

3257
02:17:24,200 --> 02:17:25,420
forget it

3258
02:17:25,420 --> 02:17:27,420
those-

3259
02:17:27,420 --> 02:17:29,420
those cunts got fucking maloney'd

3260
02:17:29,420 --> 02:17:32,000
darash style

3261
02:17:32,000 --> 02:17:44,960
that was a beautiful situation

3262
02:17:44,960 --> 02:17:48,580
I'm really happy with that situation

3263
02:17:48,580 --> 02:17:51,200
I think there's a diary entry in this room here

3264
02:17:51,200 --> 02:17:55,880
which is the diary of a man who has succumbed to the G-virus

3265
02:17:55,880 --> 02:17:58,200
and uh it ends

3266
02:17:58,200 --> 02:18:00,800
as the chapters go on

3267
02:18:00,800 --> 02:18:02,840
it kind of is

3268
02:18:02,840 --> 02:18:04,280
the eligibility of it

3269
02:18:04,280 --> 02:18:05,420
and the fucking grammar

3270
02:18:05,420 --> 02:18:07,880
deteriorates to the point where he's just writing

3271
02:18:07,880 --> 02:18:09,680
zombies

3272
02:18:09,680 --> 02:18:10,460
eeeh

3273
02:18:10,460 --> 02:18:11,580
brains

3274
02:18:11,580 --> 02:18:12,340
eeeh

3275
02:18:12,340 --> 02:18:15,800
and that obviously I don't have the key for that now

3276
02:18:15,800 --> 02:18:16,300
so I mean

3277
02:18:16,300 --> 02:18:17,980
we'll come to that later on

3278
02:18:17,980 --> 02:18:19,080
I'm happy with the-

3279
02:18:19,080 --> 02:18:21,220
I'm happy with the heart key right now

3280
02:18:21,220 --> 02:18:26,960
we heard the-

3281
02:18:26,960 --> 02:18:27,680
the tunes

3282
02:18:27,680 --> 02:18:31,460
ominous

3283
02:18:31,460 --> 02:18:32,560
tunes

3284
02:18:32,560 --> 02:18:39,300
I wonder what the uh

3285
02:18:39,300 --> 02:18:40,640
encoded the-

3286
02:18:40,640 --> 02:18:42,100
oh the music files

3287
02:18:42,100 --> 02:18:44,100
what-

3288
02:18:44,100 --> 02:18:44,640
what-

3289
02:18:44,640 --> 02:18:47,580
what format the music files were on the game

3290
02:18:47,580 --> 02:18:48,900
were they- were they WAV?

3291
02:18:48,900 --> 02:18:51,880
I doubt they were WAV were they?

3292
02:18:54,760 --> 02:18:56,400
I doubt they were MP3

3293
02:18:56,400 --> 02:18:58,800
were they OGS were they?

3294
02:18:59,220 --> 02:18:59,920
fucking hell

3295
02:18:59,920 --> 02:19:03,220
the OGS monster

3296
02:19:03,220 --> 02:19:04,820
look at this

3297
02:19:04,820 --> 02:19:08,720
if we can get fucking Darren Maloney to commentate

3298
02:19:08,720 --> 02:19:10,180
as this is going on

3299
02:19:10,180 --> 02:19:13,020
let's get this going

3300
02:19:13,020 --> 02:19:16,060
let's get this fucking going

3301
02:19:16,060 --> 02:19:29,140
basquale and Conor Callaghan

3302
02:19:29,140 --> 02:19:30,660
basquale made the run early

3303
02:19:30,660 --> 02:19:32,300
he got out in front of Tyg Morley

3304
02:19:32,300 --> 02:19:34,100
John Small is screaming for it

3305
02:19:34,100 --> 02:19:35,320
basquale hasn't seen him

3306
02:19:35,320 --> 02:19:36,700
basquale backing himself

3307
02:19:36,700 --> 02:19:37,720
what a block down

3308
02:19:37,720 --> 02:19:39,300
that was Micheal Burns

3309
02:19:39,300 --> 02:19:40,320
unbelievable

3310
02:19:40,320 --> 02:19:42,060
basquale had the head down

3311
02:19:42,060 --> 02:19:43,420
John Small was in position

3312
02:19:43,420 --> 02:19:45,640
now it is Niall Scully for Dublin

3313
02:19:45,640 --> 02:19:46,740
the team's left

3314
02:19:46,740 --> 02:19:48,820
basquale and Conor Callaghan

3315
02:19:48,820 --> 02:19:50,340
basquale made the run early

3316
02:19:50,340 --> 02:19:52,000
he got out in front of Tyg Morley

3317
02:19:52,000 --> 02:19:53,820
John Small is screaming for it

3318
02:19:53,820 --> 02:19:56,000
basquale keeper but it's come back out to Basquale

3319
02:19:56,000 --> 02:19:57,120
can he redeem himself?

3320
02:19:57,480 --> 02:19:58,480
basquale and Manion

3321
02:19:58,480 --> 02:20:00,640
they lead by a point

3322
02:20:00,640 --> 02:20:02,140
could have been in for a goal

3323
02:20:02,140 --> 02:20:03,280
but Paul Manion decided

3324
02:20:03,280 --> 02:20:03,880
you know what

3325
02:20:03,880 --> 02:20:06,040
I'd just like the lead right now

3326
02:20:06,040 --> 02:20:07,100
yeah it looks like they've lost

3327
02:20:07,100 --> 02:20:08,100
basquale and Manion

3328
02:20:08,100 --> 02:20:10,240
they lead by a point

3329
02:20:10,240 --> 02:20:11,760
could have been in for a goal

3330
02:20:11,760 --> 02:20:12,880
but Paul Manion decided

3331
02:20:12,880 --> 02:20:13,500
you know what

3332
02:20:13,500 --> 02:20:15,360
I'd just like the lead right now

3333
02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:16,380
yeah it looked like

3334
02:20:16,380 --> 02:20:17,520
they'd lost a chance initially

3335
02:20:17,520 --> 02:20:18,200
from Basquale

3336
02:20:18,200 --> 02:20:19,120
he should have slipped it

3337
02:20:19,120 --> 02:20:20,060
to Niederjohn Small

3338
02:20:20,060 --> 02:20:21,880
or Kian Murphy came supporting him as well

3339
02:20:21,880 --> 02:20:22,680
they got the

3340
02:20:22,680 --> 02:20:24,280
they lead by a point

3341
02:20:24,280 --> 02:20:25,800
could have been in for a goal

3342
02:20:25,800 --> 02:20:26,940
but Paul Manion decided

3343
02:20:26,940 --> 02:20:27,540
you know what

3344
02:20:27,540 --> 02:20:28,560
I'd just like the lead right now

3345
02:20:28,560 --> 02:20:30,200
I'd just like to kill you right now

3346
02:20:30,200 --> 02:20:31,580
they'd lost a chance initially

3347
02:20:31,580 --> 02:20:32,240
from Basquale

3348
02:20:32,240 --> 02:20:33,160
he should have slipped it

3349
02:20:33,160 --> 02:20:33,980
to Niederjohn Small

3350
02:20:33,980 --> 02:20:37,180
I'd just like to kill you right now

3351
02:20:37,180 --> 02:20:42,400
I'd just like to bleed right now

3352
02:20:42,400 --> 02:20:44,780
I'm happy with the bleed right now

3353
02:20:44,780 --> 02:20:46,300
sorry about that

3354
02:20:46,300 --> 02:20:56,160
okay we'll get it going

3355
02:20:56,160 --> 02:20:58,220
this is gonna be a perfect timed one now

3356
02:20:58,220 --> 02:20:59,560
Basquale

3357
02:20:59,560 --> 02:21:01,520
of an incredibly

3358
02:21:01,520 --> 02:21:03,800
we'll wait for him to appear

3359
02:21:03,800 --> 02:21:04,360
here we go

3360
02:21:04,360 --> 02:21:07,060
come on you can't

3361
02:21:07,060 --> 02:21:09,560
come on

3362
02:21:09,560 --> 02:21:11,360
there's another one

3363
02:21:11,360 --> 02:21:21,440
Basquale can he redeem himself

3364
02:21:21,440 --> 02:21:22,820
Basquale Manion

3365
02:21:22,820 --> 02:21:24,960
they lead by a point

3366
02:21:24,960 --> 02:21:26,460
could have been in for a goal

3367
02:21:26,460 --> 02:21:27,600
but Paul Manion decided

3368
02:21:27,600 --> 02:21:28,220
you know what

3369
02:21:28,220 --> 02:21:30,040
I'd just like the lead right now

3370
02:21:30,040 --> 02:21:34,460
I'd just like the bleed right now

3371
02:21:34,460 --> 02:21:36,520
still one more

3372
02:21:36,520 --> 02:21:38,300
still one more

3373
02:21:38,300 --> 02:21:41,680
we can do one more

3374
02:21:41,680 --> 02:21:44,680
I just want to get it right

3375
02:21:44,680 --> 02:22:07,160
horses under starlight

3376
02:22:07,160 --> 02:22:08,100
thank you very much

3377
02:22:08,100 --> 02:22:10,320
for wetting the bogs

3378
02:22:10,320 --> 02:22:15,920
here we go

3379
02:22:15,920 --> 02:22:21,360
come on

3380
02:22:21,360 --> 02:22:23,280
Manion

3381
02:22:23,280 --> 02:22:29,480
let's lure him down here

3382
02:22:29,480 --> 02:22:57,200
beautiful great timing

3383
02:22:57,200 --> 02:23:00,200
oh

3384
02:23:00,200 --> 02:23:04,740
fucking hermosled

3385
02:23:04,740 --> 02:23:06,040
I didn't realize

3386
02:23:06,040 --> 02:23:07,040
I thought I was happy

3387
02:23:07,040 --> 02:23:08,160
with the bleed right now

3388
02:23:08,160 --> 02:23:09,200
and it turns out

3389
02:23:09,200 --> 02:23:11,660
he got one over on me

3390
02:23:11,660 --> 02:23:13,640
what a cunt

3391
02:23:13,640 --> 02:23:15,460
sorry about that

3392
02:23:15,460 --> 02:23:20,160
just goes to show you

3393
02:23:20,160 --> 02:23:21,240
the show ain't over

3394
02:23:21,240 --> 02:23:23,600
here we go

3395
02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:24,380
we've got another one

3396
02:23:24,380 --> 02:23:25,800
this is gonna be a perfect one now

3397
02:23:25,800 --> 02:23:29,840
Basquale and Conor Callaghan

3398
02:23:29,840 --> 02:23:31,360
Basquale made the run early

3399
02:23:31,360 --> 02:23:31,840
he got it

3400
02:23:31,840 --> 02:23:33,160
here we go

3401
02:23:33,160 --> 02:23:33,520
come on

3402
02:23:33,520 --> 02:23:34,620
he's making the run early

3403
02:23:34,620 --> 02:23:35,120
this cunt

3404
02:23:35,120 --> 02:23:36,240
here we go

3405
02:23:36,240 --> 02:23:37,500
I'm gonna go

3406
02:23:37,500 --> 02:23:38,080
goalkeeper

3407
02:23:38,080 --> 02:23:38,740
but it's come back

3408
02:23:38,740 --> 02:23:39,380
out to Basquale

3409
02:23:39,380 --> 02:23:40,500
can he redeem himself

3410
02:23:40,500 --> 02:23:41,840
Basquale and Manion

3411
02:23:41,840 --> 02:23:44,040
they lead by a point

3412
02:23:44,040 --> 02:23:45,540
could have been in for a goal

3413
02:23:45,540 --> 02:23:46,680
but Paul Manion decided

3414
02:23:46,680 --> 02:23:47,300
you know what

3415
02:23:47,300 --> 02:23:49,920
I'd just like the lead right now

3416
02:23:49,920 --> 02:23:51,300
they'd lost a chance initially

3417
02:23:51,300 --> 02:23:51,960
from Basquale

3418
02:23:51,960 --> 02:23:52,900
he should have slipped it

3419
02:23:52,900 --> 02:23:53,860
to either John Small

3420
02:23:53,860 --> 02:23:54,440
or Kian Murphy

3421
02:23:54,440 --> 02:23:57,480
looks like they'd lost a chance initially with Basquale

3422
02:23:57,480 --> 02:24:05,280
that cunt just got Karl Lagerfeld

3423
02:24:05,280 --> 02:24:18,760
I'm happy with the Sneed right now

3424
02:24:18,760 --> 02:24:21,120
oh we've got a

3425
02:24:21,120 --> 02:24:21,740
we've got a

3426
02:24:21,740 --> 02:24:23,120
a hound of hell here

3427
02:24:23,120 --> 02:24:31,200
just waiting for him to come my way

3428
02:24:31,200 --> 02:24:34,080
fortress of solitude

3429
02:24:34,080 --> 02:24:40,360
I think I'm gonna leave right now

3430
02:24:40,360 --> 02:24:43,860
it's getting deeper and deeper

3431
02:24:43,860 --> 02:24:51,640
before I fall any deeper

3432
02:24:51,640 --> 02:24:57,360
come on

3433
02:24:57,360 --> 02:25:02,700
maybe I should let off

3434
02:25:02,700 --> 02:25:04,180
a few rounds of monkey puzzle

3435
02:25:04,180 --> 02:25:05,360
look at the texture

3436
02:25:05,360 --> 02:25:06,200
the HD texture

3437
02:25:06,200 --> 02:25:06,660
it's just

3438
02:25:06,660 --> 02:25:07,760
it's a different game

3439
02:25:07,760 --> 02:25:09,320
you could

3440
02:25:09,320 --> 02:25:09,660
oh

3441
02:25:09,660 --> 02:25:12,120
fuck

3442
02:25:12,120 --> 02:25:14,020
oh no

3443
02:25:14,020 --> 02:25:18,820
fuck you

3444
02:25:18,820 --> 02:25:24,700
fuck

3445
02:25:24,700 --> 02:25:24,740
fuck

3446
02:25:24,740 --> 02:25:30,700
five boom boom boom boys

3447
02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:31,660
thank you very much

3448
02:25:31,660 --> 02:25:41,660
that was cuntish

3449
02:25:41,660 --> 02:25:45,580
she need to pay

3450
02:25:45,580 --> 02:25:45,900
sorry

3451
02:25:45,900 --> 02:25:47,400
I'll just leave

3452
02:25:47,400 --> 02:25:48,960
I'll leave that commentary on

3453
02:25:48,960 --> 02:25:52,160
actually no

3454
02:25:52,160 --> 02:25:53,020
while I'm gone there

3455
02:25:53,020 --> 02:25:54,200
just for a brief moment

3456
02:25:54,200 --> 02:25:54,900
I'll play

3457
02:25:54,900 --> 02:25:56,140
the farish clip again

3458
02:25:56,140 --> 02:25:57,220
just so that she can hear

3459
02:25:57,220 --> 02:25:57,500
it's not

3460
02:25:57,500 --> 02:25:57,980
I mean

3461
02:25:57,980 --> 02:26:00,200
I just

3462
02:26:00,200 --> 02:26:02,900
people need to know

3463
02:26:02,900 --> 02:26:03,320
you know

3464
02:26:03,320 --> 02:26:12,180
TGA

3465
02:26:12,180 --> 02:26:13,680
anti-nationalist

3466
02:26:13,680 --> 02:26:15,200
anti-republican

3467
02:26:15,200 --> 02:26:18,000
it's dumbing down the Irish language

3468
02:26:18,000 --> 02:26:19,940
it's trying to get rid of T and the G

3469
02:26:19,940 --> 02:26:20,880
you know

3470
02:26:20,880 --> 02:26:22,380
and we've got a lot of problems in RT

3471
02:26:22,380 --> 02:26:24,220
that really have to go in and be sorted out

3472
02:26:24,220 --> 02:26:26,400
and it should be sorted out by the politicians

3473
02:26:26,400 --> 02:26:28,040
you know

3474
02:26:28,040 --> 02:26:30,680
some of the stories that RT were involved in

3475
02:26:30,680 --> 02:26:31,520
are disgraceful

3476
02:26:31,520 --> 02:26:34,760
I mean the modern babies home

3477
02:26:34,760 --> 02:26:37,160
900 babies

3478
02:26:37,160 --> 02:26:38,740
burying the septic tank in Truman County

3479
02:26:38,740 --> 02:26:41,160
or T were involved in the middle of it

3480
02:26:41,160 --> 02:26:43,200
it's a disgraceful bit of

3481
02:26:43,200 --> 02:26:44,040
bit of

3482
02:26:44,040 --> 02:26:45,860
journalism right

3483
02:26:45,860 --> 02:26:46,740
so you're saying

3484
02:26:46,740 --> 02:26:52,160
I just think it's kind of thick that

3485
02:26:52,160 --> 02:26:52,920
you know

3486
02:26:52,920 --> 02:26:54,280
your man was making some

3487
02:26:54,280 --> 02:26:55,140
points there

3488
02:26:55,140 --> 02:26:57,480
and that he decided to just

3489
02:26:57,480 --> 02:26:58,460
sully

3490
02:26:58,460 --> 02:27:00,600
everything he was saying by

3491
02:27:00,600 --> 02:27:03,200
pointing his arse to what

3492
02:27:03,200 --> 02:27:04,640
could probably be

3493
02:27:04,640 --> 02:27:05,340
a sure

3494
02:27:05,340 --> 02:27:06,660
SM7B

3495
02:27:06,660 --> 02:27:07,560
or if not

3496
02:27:07,560 --> 02:27:10,780
something of the very same ilk

3497
02:27:10,780 --> 02:27:11,180
you know

3498
02:27:11,180 --> 02:27:13,080
whatever it was

3499
02:27:13,080 --> 02:27:14,340
it captured the sound

3500
02:27:14,340 --> 02:27:16,900
and I think it was

3501
02:27:16,900 --> 02:27:18,280
it was just a flagrant

3502
02:27:18,280 --> 02:27:19,400
abuse of power

3503
02:27:19,400 --> 02:27:20,500
on Duffy's part

3504
02:27:20,500 --> 02:27:22,340
Duffy of course

3505
02:27:22,340 --> 02:27:23,580
should know better

3506
02:27:23,580 --> 02:27:27,620
now I'm not happy with the way in which

3507
02:27:27,620 --> 02:27:28,460
the blood

3508
02:27:28,460 --> 02:27:30,880
has been spilt out of this dog here

3509
02:27:30,880 --> 02:27:31,480
the texture

3510
02:27:31,480 --> 02:27:33,220
not hap-

3511
02:27:33,220 --> 02:27:34,460
they need to really

3512
02:27:34,460 --> 02:27:36,020
redo this

3513
02:27:36,020 --> 02:27:36,460
because

3514
02:27:36,460 --> 02:27:38,680
it looks like a disc of blood

3515
02:27:38,680 --> 02:27:40,240
is kind of

3516
02:27:40,240 --> 02:27:41,780
it doesn't look realistic

3517
02:27:41,780 --> 02:27:43,860
it's hanging over the manhole there

3518
02:27:43,860 --> 02:27:45,380
manhole lid is open

3519
02:27:45,380 --> 02:27:46,560
a ladder leads down

3520
02:27:46,560 --> 02:27:48,180
yeah let's go down that

3521
02:27:48,180 --> 02:28:01,540
the lovely bit of

3522
02:28:01,540 --> 02:28:02,340
underfoot

3523
02:28:02,340 --> 02:28:03,340
squelch in there

3524
02:28:03,340 --> 02:28:04,960
and the

3525
02:28:04,960 --> 02:28:06,340
reassuring

3526
02:28:06,340 --> 02:28:07,300
sound

3527
02:28:07,300 --> 02:28:09,600
of the typewriter room

3528
02:28:09,600 --> 02:28:12,640
let's save the progress

3529
02:28:12,640 --> 02:28:15,600
lest we get felled

3530
02:28:15,600 --> 02:28:17,240
by some kind of

3531
02:28:17,240 --> 02:28:18,800
Karl Lagerfeld

3532
02:28:18,800 --> 02:28:19,940
merchant

3533
02:28:38,740 --> 02:28:40,360
that's gonna go into the box

3534
02:28:40,360 --> 02:28:41,220
I mean

3535
02:28:41,220 --> 02:28:42,540
people probably ask him

3536
02:28:42,540 --> 02:28:44,360
why isn't he using the rocket launcher

3537
02:28:44,360 --> 02:28:45,640
I just

3538
02:28:45,640 --> 02:28:46,420
I'm not happy

3539
02:28:46,420 --> 02:28:48,860
I'm happy with the machine right now

3540
02:28:48,860 --> 02:28:50,680
that I've got in my arsenal

3541
02:28:50,680 --> 02:28:52,800
I don't really want to have

3542
02:28:52,800 --> 02:28:55,440
to aim the fucking rocket launcher

3543
02:28:55,440 --> 02:28:56,600
and it gets

3544
02:28:56,600 --> 02:28:58,040
it's a pain in the arse

3545
02:28:58,040 --> 02:29:00,000
we'll stick a red herb in there

3546
02:29:00,000 --> 02:29:02,640
and we'll put a green one in there for later

3547
02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:07,520
and then we'll combine those guys

3548
02:29:07,520 --> 02:29:09,540
into a rich

3549
02:29:09,540 --> 02:29:11,420
tapestry of sorts

3550
02:29:12,440 --> 02:29:20,980
there we go

3551
02:29:20,980 --> 02:29:21,000
there we go

3552
02:29:21,000 --> 02:29:21,580
Sherry

3553
02:29:21,580 --> 02:29:23,520
I've been looking everywhere for you

3554
02:29:23,520 --> 02:29:25,100
I was so worried

3555
02:29:25,100 --> 02:29:28,000
we've got to go now honey

3556
02:29:28,000 --> 02:29:28,420
okay

3557
02:29:28,420 --> 02:29:29,740
if we stay here

3558
02:29:29,740 --> 02:29:31,360
that monster will find us

3559
02:29:31,360 --> 02:29:32,440
let's go

3560
02:29:32,440 --> 02:29:35,440
I'm happy

3561
02:29:35,440 --> 02:29:36,540
I won't

3562
02:29:36,540 --> 02:29:52,200
I'm happy with your dad right now

3563
02:29:52,200 --> 02:29:59,800
wait Sherry don't go alone

3564
02:29:59,800 --> 02:30:01,340
Sherry

3565
02:30:01,340 --> 02:30:01,340
Sherry

3566
02:30:01,340 --> 02:30:02,340
Sherry

3567
02:30:02,340 --> 02:30:07,020
now we are

3568
02:30:07,020 --> 02:30:10,100
the tables have been turned somewhat

3569
02:30:10,100 --> 02:30:12,620
we have switched around

3570
02:30:12,620 --> 02:30:14,520
and we now control

3571
02:30:14,520 --> 02:30:16,580
the daughter

3572
02:30:16,580 --> 02:30:19,500
of the man who's turned into a beast

3573
02:30:19,500 --> 02:30:21,740
although the daughter doesn't know that yet

3574
02:30:21,740 --> 02:30:24,460
she is merely

3575
02:30:24,460 --> 02:30:25,660
a child

3576
02:30:25,660 --> 02:30:27,080
who doesn't know

3577
02:30:27,080 --> 02:30:28,060
that her father

3578
02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:29,100
has become

3579
02:30:29,100 --> 02:30:29,980
infected

3580
02:30:29,980 --> 02:30:33,040
and obviously

3581
02:30:33,040 --> 02:30:34,900
we don't have weapons

3582
02:30:34,900 --> 02:30:35,660
here

3583
02:30:35,660 --> 02:30:37,280
we don't have the means

3584
02:30:37,280 --> 02:30:39,080
to take out any of these guys

3585
02:30:39,080 --> 02:30:39,380
so

3586
02:30:39,380 --> 02:30:41,100
I'm actually not sure

3587
02:30:41,100 --> 02:30:42,740
how we're going to be able to deal with this

3588
02:30:42,740 --> 02:30:45,160
we've got an aid spray

3589
02:30:45,160 --> 02:30:46,460
and would you look at this

3590
02:30:46,460 --> 02:30:48,600
it's none other

3591
02:30:48,600 --> 02:30:51,320
than a picture taken fairly recently

3592
02:30:51,320 --> 02:30:52,120
of the family

3593
02:30:52,120 --> 02:30:53,120
that's all she has

3594
02:30:53,120 --> 02:30:53,960
in the pocket there

3595
02:30:53,960 --> 02:30:56,680
quite sad

3596
02:30:56,680 --> 02:31:07,400
is the

3597
02:31:07,400 --> 02:31:08,100
is the fucking

3598
02:31:08,100 --> 02:31:09,640
is the game

3599
02:31:09,640 --> 02:31:10,180
am I

3600
02:31:10,180 --> 02:31:11,180
is the stream on

3601
02:31:11,180 --> 02:31:11,520
is it

3602
02:31:11,520 --> 02:31:16,120
right here we go

3603
02:31:16,120 --> 02:31:17,040
let's try and get round

3604
02:31:17,040 --> 02:31:17,820
these bad boys

3605
02:31:17,820 --> 02:31:20,680
Jesus

3606
02:31:20,680 --> 02:31:26,160
sick bastards

3607
02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:27,620
three of them

3608
02:31:27,620 --> 02:31:32,220
three of the fuckers

3609
02:31:32,220 --> 02:31:35,140
and a lovely map on the wall

3610
02:31:35,140 --> 02:31:35,380
there

3611
02:31:35,380 --> 02:31:37,340
sewage disposal map as well

3612
02:31:37,340 --> 02:31:38,680
that'll be nice to have

3613
02:31:38,680 --> 02:31:39,280
in the pocket

3614
02:31:39,280 --> 02:31:40,780
and it will no doubt

3615
02:31:40,780 --> 02:31:41,940
lend us

3616
02:31:41,940 --> 02:31:43,200
great gusto

3617
02:31:43,200 --> 02:31:45,040
in our approach

3618
02:31:45,040 --> 02:31:46,960
to the end of the game

3619
02:31:46,960 --> 02:31:50,200
and look at the texture modding

3620
02:31:50,200 --> 02:31:50,660
on this

3621
02:31:50,660 --> 02:31:52,060
the HD texture mod

3622
02:31:52,060 --> 02:31:52,800
on the water

3623
02:31:52,800 --> 02:31:54,240
and the boxes as well

3624
02:31:54,240 --> 02:31:56,720
the little umbrella logos on them

3625
02:31:56,720 --> 02:31:58,640
you wouldn't get that

3626
02:31:58,640 --> 02:32:01,600
on the playstation emulator

3627
02:32:01,600 --> 02:32:02,440
or the original

3628
02:32:02,440 --> 02:32:04,480
playstation edition of the game

3629
02:32:04,480 --> 02:32:06,140
so you wouldn't

3630
02:32:06,140 --> 02:32:08,740
the water is blocking the entrance

3631
02:32:08,740 --> 02:32:12,100
so those boxes

3632
02:32:12,100 --> 02:32:14,140
need to be

3633
02:32:14,140 --> 02:32:15,020
moved

3634
02:32:15,020 --> 02:32:15,540
pushed

3635
02:32:15,540 --> 02:32:16,540
and pulled around

3636
02:32:16,540 --> 02:32:18,540
into the correct position

3637
02:32:18,540 --> 02:32:20,240
and Sherry is the girl

3638
02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:20,860
to do it

3639
02:32:20,860 --> 02:32:21,840
whether or not

3640
02:32:21,840 --> 02:32:22,560
there's a ladder

3641
02:32:22,560 --> 02:32:25,220
enabling us to get down there

3642
02:32:25,220 --> 02:32:26,160
there isn't

3643
02:32:26,160 --> 02:32:27,060
but she can drop down

3644
02:32:27,060 --> 02:32:27,600
that's great

3645
02:32:27,600 --> 02:32:29,420
and again

3646
02:32:29,420 --> 02:32:30,380
that's great as well

3647
02:32:30,380 --> 02:32:32,340
and one final

3648
02:32:32,340 --> 02:32:33,220
block

3649
02:32:33,220 --> 02:32:43,980
this section of the game

3650
02:32:43,980 --> 02:32:45,200
I would like to

3651
02:32:45,200 --> 02:32:46,720
do this section

3652
02:32:46,720 --> 02:32:48,200
on a chair

3653
02:32:48,200 --> 02:32:50,700
in order to give respect

3654
02:32:50,700 --> 02:32:53,240
to Tamiyoko Yasakuji

3655
02:32:53,240 --> 02:32:54,400
the man

3656
02:32:54,400 --> 02:32:55,380
the myth

3657
02:32:55,380 --> 02:32:56,120
the legend

3658
02:32:56,120 --> 02:32:58,020
who came up with the concept

3659
02:32:58,020 --> 02:32:59,240
of the push

3660
02:32:59,240 --> 02:33:00,380
pull

3661
02:33:00,380 --> 02:33:01,680
block

3662
02:33:01,680 --> 02:33:02,280
ladies and gentlemen

3663
02:33:02,280 --> 02:33:03,380
the push pull block

3664
02:33:03,380 --> 02:33:05,620
you thought it was just something

3665
02:33:05,620 --> 02:33:06,640
from every other game

3666
02:33:06,640 --> 02:33:07,400
you are wrong

3667
02:33:07,400 --> 02:33:09,600
all came out the mind

3668
02:33:09,600 --> 02:33:11,380
of none other

3669
02:33:11,380 --> 02:33:13,180
than Nakatomo

3670
02:33:13,180 --> 02:33:15,240
Hijimata

3671
02:33:15,240 --> 02:33:20,200
and to celebrate that fact

3672
02:33:20,200 --> 02:33:22,180
I'm completing this part of the game

3673
02:33:22,180 --> 02:33:23,360
on a chair

3674
02:33:23,360 --> 02:33:27,980
whilst crouched like this

3675
02:33:27,980 --> 02:33:46,320
no don't

3676
02:33:46,320 --> 02:33:47,280
climb on the

3677
02:33:47,280 --> 02:33:48,100
fucking thing

3678
02:33:48,100 --> 02:33:56,840
there we go

3679
02:33:56,840 --> 02:33:58,280
and

3680
02:33:58,280 --> 02:34:00,580
one final block

3681
02:34:00,580 --> 02:34:02,580
I'm gonna do that

3682
02:34:02,580 --> 02:34:04,240
whilst turned around

3683
02:34:04,240 --> 02:34:08,120
and just looking back like this

3684
02:34:08,120 --> 02:34:10,840
I'm happy with the push pull block

3685
02:34:10,840 --> 02:34:11,580
right now

3686
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:26,360
excellent work

3687
02:34:26,360 --> 02:34:31,420
excellent work

3688
02:34:31,420 --> 02:34:36,300
that's great stuff

3689
02:34:36,300 --> 02:34:41,960
and that's a powerful piece of climbing there from Sherry Birkin

3690
02:34:41,960 --> 02:34:55,020
no one can accuse Sherry Birkin

3691
02:34:55,020 --> 02:34:56,900
of not putting the work in

3692
02:34:56,900 --> 02:35:05,320
it's such a shame that her father has turned into an absolute scum goblin

3693
02:35:05,320 --> 02:35:13,280
and it's also a shame that she's gonna see him get absolutely fucking vaporized

3694
02:35:13,280 --> 02:35:14,180
imagine that

3695
02:35:14,180 --> 02:35:14,960
your dad

3696
02:35:14,960 --> 02:35:16,680
getting vaporized

3697
02:35:16,680 --> 02:35:18,840
because he's turned into a zombie

3698
02:35:18,840 --> 02:35:26,240
he's got an eyeball growing in his fucking shoulder and he's growing claws and fucking shit

3699
02:35:26,240 --> 02:35:27,800
doesn't bear thinking about

3700
02:35:27,800 --> 02:35:31,220
I wonder is there any...

3701
02:35:31,220 --> 02:35:45,800
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

3702
02:35:48,200 --> 02:35:50,480
It's a fucking cesspool of a game.

3703
02:35:51,720 --> 02:35:52,760
It's sealed firmly.

3704
02:35:52,900 --> 02:35:53,820
Pick up these rounds.

3705
02:35:55,580 --> 02:35:58,940
Not that they're going to be of any use whatsoever.

3706
02:36:13,500 --> 02:36:14,380
Sick cunts.

3707
02:36:18,260 --> 02:36:19,060
It's great.

3708
02:36:19,180 --> 02:36:20,400
It's looking really good.

3709
02:36:20,600 --> 02:36:23,120
That section is probably done in record time as well.

3710
02:36:23,220 --> 02:36:26,680
That one section, we've picked up 15 seconds on my best.

3711
02:36:26,680 --> 02:36:30,540
Claire!

3712
02:36:31,140 --> 02:36:32,200
Are you there?

3713
02:36:33,400 --> 02:36:35,020
Sherry, are you okay?

3714
02:36:35,740 --> 02:36:36,960
Did you find your dad?

3715
02:36:37,800 --> 02:36:38,980
Yes, I'm okay.

3716
02:36:39,680 --> 02:36:41,180
But I couldn't find him.

3717
02:36:42,400 --> 02:36:44,540
But I did find something else for you.

3718
02:36:44,960 --> 02:36:45,280
Here!

3719
02:36:47,800 --> 02:36:48,660
Here's another.

3720
02:36:53,400 --> 02:36:54,300
Thanks, sweetie.

3721
02:36:54,900 --> 02:36:56,420
Now, why don't you come over here?

3722
02:36:56,820 --> 02:36:58,120
I want you to stay with me.

3723
02:37:01,640 --> 02:37:02,120
Claire!

3724
02:37:02,780 --> 02:37:04,960
I can't reach the ventilation hole anymore.

3725
02:37:05,680 --> 02:37:06,400
But don't worry.

3726
02:37:06,540 --> 02:37:07,700
I'll find another way.

3727
02:37:08,740 --> 02:37:10,300
I can take care of myself.

3728
02:37:11,120 --> 02:37:12,400
And would you believe us?

3729
02:37:12,800 --> 02:37:13,860
Could you believe us?

3730
02:37:14,120 --> 02:37:15,120
Did you ever...

3731
02:37:15,120 --> 02:37:18,060
Did you ever dare to dream it?

3732
02:37:18,620 --> 02:37:19,180
None other.

3733
02:37:19,840 --> 02:37:21,360
I've just looked down at the chat.

3734
02:37:21,840 --> 02:37:22,660
None other.

3735
02:37:24,580 --> 02:37:27,460
Than A to the A to the R

3736
02:37:27,460 --> 02:37:30,480
to the O to the N

3737
02:37:30,480 --> 02:37:34,540
space F to the L

3738
02:37:34,540 --> 02:37:35,740
to the O

3739
02:37:35,740 --> 02:37:37,380
to the O to the D.

3740
02:37:37,380 --> 02:38:03,760
The Flood Tribunal.

3741
02:38:03,760 --> 02:38:09,260
The Moriarty Tribunal is bust.

3742
02:38:10,060 --> 02:38:12,140
It's all about flood from here on in.

3743
02:38:13,240 --> 02:38:14,920
I look down at the chat box.

3744
02:38:16,520 --> 02:38:18,420
And see that the flood is in town.

3745
02:38:19,840 --> 02:38:23,040
You know the speedrun has just gained another level

3746
02:38:23,040 --> 02:38:24,620
of gearing.

3747
02:38:27,800 --> 02:38:28,920
Let's fuck shit up.

3748
02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:36,060
Not even gonna bother with those rounds.

3749
02:38:37,260 --> 02:38:38,100
Is there a key though?

3750
02:38:38,340 --> 02:38:39,500
I want to pick up the key.

3751
02:38:42,480 --> 02:38:43,320
Take the key.

3752
02:38:53,880 --> 02:38:55,120
Save this...

3753
02:38:55,120 --> 02:38:56,080
Monstrosity.

3754
02:38:57,520 --> 02:39:00,340
Should we put the fucking puzzle pieces in here as well?

3755
02:39:00,640 --> 02:39:02,180
Or is it a waste of time?

3756
02:39:16,640 --> 02:39:17,920
I'm a speedrunner.

3757
02:39:19,500 --> 02:39:21,520
And the reason...

3758
02:39:21,520 --> 02:39:25,300
why we're on JCVD Flood Sport...

3759
02:39:25,300 --> 02:39:31,300
is because the time has come to set the standard...

3760
02:39:31,300 --> 02:39:34,200
in world speed gaming.

3761
02:39:34,880 --> 02:39:36,900
You won't find any speed hacks here.

3762
02:39:38,400 --> 02:39:40,800
There's no soft locking going on.

3763
02:39:41,800 --> 02:39:43,020
There's no manipulation.

3764
02:39:43,960 --> 02:39:45,520
What you will see...

3765
02:39:45,520 --> 02:39:47,920
pure unbridled gamesmanship.

3766
02:39:50,340 --> 02:39:51,780
We could go for the goal.

3767
02:39:53,340 --> 02:39:54,700
We could go for the goal.

3768
02:39:56,140 --> 02:39:57,100
But you know what?

3769
02:40:00,380 --> 02:40:02,540
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

3770
02:40:05,540 --> 02:40:06,900
Let's load up the Maloney.

3771
02:40:06,900 --> 02:40:10,860
Basquale and Conor Callaghan.

3772
02:40:10,940 --> 02:40:11,680
Basquale...

3773
02:40:11,680 --> 02:40:15,920
Flood gates have opened.

3774
02:40:16,060 --> 02:40:16,920
Thank you very much.

3775
02:40:18,200 --> 02:40:18,640
Farage.

3776
02:40:18,720 --> 02:40:20,420
We might stick on a bit of Farage now...

3777
02:40:20,420 --> 02:40:22,840
just after we vaporise this fucking...

3778
02:40:22,840 --> 02:40:24,100
happy with the bleed merchant.

3779
02:40:26,020 --> 02:40:27,320
brilliant for the goalkeeper...

3780
02:40:27,320 --> 02:40:28,600
but it's come back out to Basquale.

3781
02:40:28,720 --> 02:40:29,700
Can he redeem himself?

3782
02:40:30,040 --> 02:40:31,080
Basquale and Manion!

3783
02:40:32,060 --> 02:40:33,220
The lead by a point.

3784
02:40:33,660 --> 02:40:34,840
Could have been in for a goal...

3785
02:40:34,840 --> 02:40:36,000
but Paul Manion decided...

3786
02:40:36,000 --> 02:40:36,480
you know what?

3787
02:40:36,800 --> 02:40:38,320
I'd just like the lead right now.

3788
02:40:38,740 --> 02:40:40,220
Yeah, it looked like they'd lost a chance...

3789
02:40:40,220 --> 02:40:41,200
initially from Basquale.

3790
02:40:41,260 --> 02:40:42,480
He should have slipped it to either...

3791
02:40:48,480 --> 02:40:49,520
Autopsy room, yeah?

3792
02:40:52,140 --> 02:40:54,680
Let's have a look inside the autopsy room.

3793
02:40:54,680 --> 02:40:57,480
I have a feeling we might find...

3794
02:40:57,480 --> 02:40:59,040
a few fucking bodies...

3795
02:40:59,040 --> 02:41:00,300
in the autopsy room.

3796
02:41:03,060 --> 02:41:04,720
You won't believe we got a key...

3797
02:41:04,720 --> 02:41:05,740
to the autopsy room.

3798
02:41:08,540 --> 02:41:10,440
Sounds like there's a lick-out beast...

3799
02:41:10,440 --> 02:41:12,020
inside the autopsy room.

3800
02:41:14,780 --> 02:41:15,260
Let's...

3801
02:41:15,260 --> 02:41:15,620
let's...

3802
02:41:15,620 --> 02:41:17,620
let's Darren Maloney up this...

3803
02:41:17,620 --> 02:41:18,540
this lick-out beast.

3804
02:41:18,640 --> 02:41:20,220
Basquale made the run early...

3805
02:41:20,220 --> 02:41:20,480
got...

3806
02:41:20,480 --> 02:41:21,680
Niall Scully...

3807
02:41:21,680 --> 02:41:23,680
experience here...

3808
02:41:23,680 --> 02:41:24,260
in...

3809
02:41:24,260 --> 02:41:24,760
Rock!

3810
02:41:24,760 --> 02:41:25,960
There is Dean Rock!

3811
02:41:25,960 --> 02:41:26,880
Has he caught it?

3812
02:41:26,880 --> 02:41:27,380
Rock!

3813
02:41:27,380 --> 02:41:28,520
Oh, what a brilliant...

3814
02:41:28,520 --> 02:41:29,500
but a goalkeeper...

3815
02:41:29,500 --> 02:41:30,840
but it's come back after Basquale.

3816
02:41:30,840 --> 02:41:31,960
Can he redeem himself?

3817
02:41:31,960 --> 02:41:33,260
Basquale and Manion!

3818
02:41:34,260 --> 02:41:35,460
They lead by a point.

3819
02:41:35,460 --> 02:41:37,020
Could have been in for a goal...

3820
02:41:37,020 --> 02:41:38,140
but Paul Manion decided...

3821
02:41:38,140 --> 02:41:38,720
you know what?

3822
02:41:38,720 --> 02:41:39,560
I'd just like...

3823
02:41:39,560 --> 02:41:41,020
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

3824
02:41:41,020 --> 02:41:42,420
Yeah, it looked like they'd lost a chance...

3825
02:41:42,420 --> 02:41:43,380
initially from Basquale.

3826
02:41:43,380 --> 02:41:44,340
He should have slipped it.

3827
02:41:46,100 --> 02:41:47,360
They should have fucking slipped it.

3828
02:41:47,360 --> 02:41:47,960
The two of them.

3829
02:41:48,660 --> 02:41:49,540
They got fucked.

3830
02:41:52,420 --> 02:41:53,620
They got fucked.

3831
02:41:53,840 --> 02:41:57,160
The jig was up for those boys.

3832
02:41:58,160 --> 02:41:58,780
The two of them.

3833
02:41:58,880 --> 02:41:59,680
They were in here together.

3834
02:41:59,740 --> 02:42:00,720
What were they at together?

3835
02:42:02,380 --> 02:42:03,420
Sick little pricks.

3836
02:42:05,420 --> 02:42:07,040
No skeleton on them or anything.

3837
02:42:07,600 --> 02:42:07,920
Or...

3838
02:42:07,920 --> 02:42:10,000
They're fairly ripped.

3839
02:42:10,960 --> 02:42:13,040
They were probably working out on each other, were they?

3840
02:42:14,100 --> 02:42:15,340
Let's see if we can...

3841
02:42:15,340 --> 02:42:16,920
And now with the beauty...

3842
02:42:16,920 --> 02:42:20,040
of the HD remodded...

3843
02:42:20,040 --> 02:42:20,920
HD texturization...

3844
02:42:20,920 --> 02:42:23,920
we can go on...

3845
02:42:23,920 --> 02:42:24,920
a lick out beast...

3846
02:42:24,920 --> 02:42:25,920
deep dive...

3847
02:42:26,920 --> 02:42:28,040
and really check out...

3848
02:42:28,040 --> 02:42:29,400
how ripped these cunts were.

3849
02:42:30,100 --> 02:42:30,920
They were fucking...

3850
02:42:31,660 --> 02:42:32,760
doing ab rollers.

3851
02:42:33,000 --> 02:42:34,260
The two of them had a...

3852
02:42:34,260 --> 02:42:35,880
had a couple of ab rollers...

3853
02:42:35,880 --> 02:42:36,560
got from Little.

3854
02:42:38,600 --> 02:42:40,600
and they were going for an eight pack.

3855
02:42:41,040 --> 02:42:42,240
They had six packs.

3856
02:42:42,320 --> 02:42:43,920
They had the six packs meds...

3857
02:42:43,920 --> 02:42:45,400
but they were going for eight packs.

3858
02:42:46,840 --> 02:42:48,780
And look at the trapeziums...

3859
02:42:48,780 --> 02:42:49,700
and the chest muscles.

3860
02:42:49,820 --> 02:42:51,720
They were doing fucking diamond push-ups.

3861
02:42:53,920 --> 02:42:55,000
and they've no...

3862
02:42:55,000 --> 02:42:56,220
they've no phallus.

3863
02:42:56,900 --> 02:42:58,340
That was another thing as well.

3864
02:42:58,440 --> 02:43:00,340
So that led them to be so...

3865
02:43:00,340 --> 02:43:00,800
angry.

3866
02:43:01,300 --> 02:43:02,840
Because they couldn't...

3867
02:43:02,840 --> 02:43:05,340
they couldn't get out the fucking...

3868
02:43:05,340 --> 02:43:06,340
you know...

3869
02:43:06,340 --> 02:43:07,800
they were wrapped...

3870
02:43:07,800 --> 02:43:09,340
they were in rapt amazement...

3871
02:43:10,800 --> 02:43:13,320
at the very fact they could exist.

3872
02:43:14,040 --> 02:43:15,260
They had no outlet.

3873
02:43:17,120 --> 02:43:19,340
And the two of them...

3874
02:43:19,340 --> 02:43:21,000
are fucking gone now.

3875
02:43:21,000 --> 02:43:24,560
Thank God.

3876
02:43:24,660 --> 02:43:25,340
Thank the Lord.

3877
02:43:27,560 --> 02:43:29,080
I was on to the Lord...

3878
02:43:29,080 --> 02:43:30,060
the last day...

3879
02:43:30,060 --> 02:43:30,820
about these guys.

3880
02:43:30,920 --> 02:43:31,560
I said...

3881
02:43:31,560 --> 02:43:33,080
you need to help out down here.

3882
02:43:35,280 --> 02:43:36,940
This is a couple of bucks.

3883
02:43:37,060 --> 02:43:39,200
They're fucking causing...

3884
02:43:39,200 --> 02:43:41,000
absolute fuck down there...

3885
02:43:41,000 --> 02:43:42,000
in the autopsy room.

3886
02:43:44,520 --> 02:43:45,780
I was saying there's no...

3887
02:43:45,780 --> 02:43:46,440
there's no...

3888
02:43:46,440 --> 02:43:49,000
no surprise that there's a bunch of bodies...

3889
02:43:49,000 --> 02:43:50,460
needing to get in there...

3890
02:43:50,460 --> 02:43:51,020
with cunts like...

3891
02:43:51,020 --> 02:43:51,760
those guys are out.

3892
02:43:54,460 --> 02:43:55,320
Said you know what?

3893
02:43:56,440 --> 02:43:57,240
Leave it with me.

3894
02:43:57,600 --> 02:43:59,220
I left it with the Lord...

3895
02:43:59,220 --> 02:44:00,340
and he didn't do fuck all.

3896
02:44:00,420 --> 02:44:01,220
Had to take...

3897
02:44:01,220 --> 02:44:02,540
matters into my own hands.

3898
02:44:03,460 --> 02:44:05,140
And let's just give these guys...

3899
02:44:05,140 --> 02:44:06,620
one last lick of paint.

3900
02:44:12,620 --> 02:44:13,380
Take that.

3901
02:44:16,760 --> 02:44:18,500
Take that you muscly cunts.

3902
02:44:19,920 --> 02:44:24,260
that's for all the fear...

3903
02:44:24,260 --> 02:44:25,680
that you fucking put into my heart.

3904
02:44:30,180 --> 02:44:31,820
Enjoy your time in hell.

3905
02:44:31,820 --> 02:44:31,840
Enjoy your time in hell.

3906
02:44:33,840 --> 02:44:40,380
It is cathartic.

3907
02:44:40,380 --> 02:44:43,680
Some would...

3908
02:44:43,680 --> 02:44:44,960
some would say pathetic.

3909
02:44:46,540 --> 02:44:47,400
But you know what?

3910
02:44:49,000 --> 02:44:51,060
I'm happy with the bleed right now.

3911
02:44:51,060 --> 02:44:58,060
*Honestly*

3912
02:44:58,060 --> 02:45:05,060
*Honestly*

3913
02:45:05,060 --> 02:45:20,060
*Honestly*

3914
02:45:20,060 --> 02:45:23,060
*Honestly*

3915
02:45:23,060 --> 02:45:25,060
Keep the change!

3916
02:45:25,060 --> 02:45:28,060
You filthy pricks!

3917
02:45:28,060 --> 02:45:43,060
*Honestly*

3918
02:45:43,060 --> 02:45:45,060
*Honestly*

3919
02:45:45,060 --> 02:45:47,060
Where've they gone?

3920
02:45:47,060 --> 02:45:49,060
Oh!

3921
02:45:49,060 --> 02:45:52,060
I was gonna go back and do them in again.

3922
02:45:52,060 --> 02:45:56,060
So, the janitor fucking did a good job anyway.

3923
02:45:56,060 --> 02:46:01,060
Whatever they're paying the janitor down here in the middle of a zombie apocalypse is not enough.

3924
02:46:01,060 --> 02:46:03,060
Cause he's done a great job.

3925
02:46:03,060 --> 02:46:05,060
*Honestly*

3926
02:46:05,060 --> 02:46:07,060
The bastard.

3927
02:46:07,060 --> 02:46:11,060
*Honestly*

3928
02:46:11,060 --> 02:46:13,060
I'm happy with the Sneed right now.

3929
02:46:13,060 --> 02:46:16,060
Fucking hell, here we go.

3930
02:46:16,060 --> 02:46:17,060
Got one.

3931
02:46:17,060 --> 02:46:19,060
*Honestly*

3932
02:46:19,060 --> 02:46:20,060
Load up the Dara.

3933
02:46:20,060 --> 02:46:21,060
*Honestly*

3934
02:46:21,060 --> 02:46:22,060
*Honestly*

3935
02:46:22,060 --> 02:46:44,360
Basquale and Conor. Here is Dean Rock. Has he caught it? Rock! Oh what a brilliant bit of goalkeeper but it's come back out to Basquale. Can he redeem himself? Basquale and Manion! They lead by a point. Could have been in for a goal before Manion decided, you know what, I'd just like the lead right now. Yeah it looked like they'd lost a chance initially from Basquale. He should have slipped it.

3936
02:46:44,360 --> 02:47:14,340
That was a fast one. That was a fast one. I was actually, before doing the stream, worried. I had a little bit of a nightmare last night that I was going to go back and do a stream.

3937
02:47:14,340 --> 02:47:31,780
And that I Mitch McConnell'd during the stream. And what was more frightening for me was the idea of McConnelling during the stream and then not having a highly paid handler to come and just, you know, usher me off the stream.

3938
02:47:32,340 --> 02:47:40,340
And that if I did McConnell, I would end up just like, that would have ended up in a stream where I was just like this for hours.

3939
02:47:45,780 --> 02:47:58,340
Just not doing anything. But, um, then I thought if that did happen and I didn't die or anything, God forbid, that I could just write it off as some kind of hilarious prank.

3940
02:47:58,660 --> 02:48:03,600
The next time I was on, like, you know, I just said, haha, gotcha that time.

3941
02:48:03,720 --> 02:48:08,260
You thought I was going to be doing a stream where I was just, I pulled, I pulled your leg.

3942
02:48:09,780 --> 02:48:13,060
But, um, thankfully that hasn't happened.

3943
02:48:13,840 --> 02:48:15,780
But, absolutely terrifying.

3944
02:48:16,780 --> 02:48:19,080
When I saw the video of it happening again.

3945
02:48:20,100 --> 02:48:22,120
You have to imagine what the fuck is going on.

3946
02:48:24,740 --> 02:48:26,900
Hopefully it doesn't happen.

3947
02:48:27,780 --> 02:48:30,700
You'd wonder what, what was his lifestyle like, you know?

3948
02:48:30,800 --> 02:48:33,860
Or is it just old age? Could it happen to any one of us?

3949
02:48:35,860 --> 02:48:36,660
Poor bastard.

3950
02:48:42,060 --> 02:48:44,720
Just blame it on the 4G coverage, I suppose.

3951
02:48:45,440 --> 02:48:51,240
The same way that it keeps on cutting out, like, I could just say, I just fucking, I don't know what happened.

3952
02:48:51,240 --> 02:48:55,960
I, I actually beat the speed, the land speed record of the game.

3953
02:48:56,960 --> 02:48:59,940
But, uh, all you got was a glitched output.

3954
02:49:00,760 --> 02:49:02,240
It's a switch, will you move it?

3955
02:49:02,460 --> 02:49:05,520
I remember this puzzle being one of trial and error.

3956
02:49:08,520 --> 02:49:09,760
So, which one now?

3957
02:49:09,920 --> 02:49:10,260
Down.

3958
02:49:11,500 --> 02:49:11,820
Oh yeah.

3959
02:49:12,460 --> 02:49:13,400
And then up.

3960
02:49:15,320 --> 02:49:16,920
And then down and then up.

3961
02:49:19,060 --> 02:49:20,460
Maybe that might be too much.

3962
02:49:23,660 --> 02:49:26,380
I'm happy with doing it first time right now.

3963
02:49:30,920 --> 02:49:35,500
And that's gonna open up a lovely, lovely armed storage room.

3964
02:49:35,780 --> 02:49:36,880
Not that I need it.

3965
02:49:37,320 --> 02:49:37,880
Of course.

3966
02:49:38,640 --> 02:49:40,860
Fucking loaded to the gills.

3967
02:49:42,400 --> 02:49:43,260
At the moment.

3968
02:49:44,520 --> 02:49:46,560
That's loaded to the gills with guns.

3969
02:49:50,000 --> 02:49:51,100
Got a key card.

3970
02:49:51,260 --> 02:49:52,400
Don't even need that herb.

3971
02:49:52,560 --> 02:49:53,720
Not even gonna bother with it.

3972
02:50:04,360 --> 02:50:05,940
So, it's a, it's a stroke.

3973
02:50:06,060 --> 02:50:08,500
I don't know if it's a, I didn't think it was a stroke because.

3974
02:50:10,300 --> 02:50:11,920
Isn't that like you nearly die?

3975
02:50:12,120 --> 02:50:15,940
Like, he remained steadfast and was able to talk after it.

3976
02:50:15,940 --> 02:50:19,440
Whatever it is.

3977
02:50:20,700 --> 02:50:23,140
It, it's all, it's all ahead of us.

3978
02:50:23,880 --> 02:50:26,600
It's all, I'm going back into the same fucking room again.

3979
02:50:27,320 --> 02:50:28,400
It's all ahead of us.

3980
02:50:28,440 --> 02:50:32,180
So, best enjoy today and be happy with the lead right now.

3981
02:50:32,340 --> 02:50:34,220
Before you fall any deeper.

3982
02:50:41,100 --> 02:50:42,880
We use the fucking card.

3983
02:50:43,660 --> 02:50:44,900
In the slot there.

3984
02:51:02,600 --> 02:51:04,280
Not gonna bother with any of this.

3985
02:51:05,280 --> 02:51:05,500
Huh.

3986
02:51:05,840 --> 02:51:07,160
I already have it, man.

3987
02:51:07,640 --> 02:51:08,260
Oh, the side pack.

3988
02:51:08,340 --> 02:51:08,580
Nice.

3989
02:51:09,460 --> 02:51:10,280
Side pack.

3990
02:51:13,820 --> 02:51:16,480
This is just par for the course for the speed run anyway.

3991
02:51:17,180 --> 02:51:20,040
It's not really anything new to me.

3992
02:51:20,620 --> 02:51:21,460
So to speak.

3993
02:51:21,520 --> 02:51:22,560
And if I had to pick that up.

3994
02:51:23,280 --> 02:51:25,060
Probably would have replaced the one I had.

3995
02:51:25,200 --> 02:51:28,160
Or would have fucked with the infinite.

3996
02:51:29,860 --> 02:51:31,940
Ammo scenario that I've got going on there.

3997
02:51:31,940 --> 02:51:39,600
I'm happy with the sneed right now.

3998
02:51:39,960 --> 02:51:41,480
We'll just take a little break here.

3999
02:51:41,940 --> 02:51:44,800
From the ball breaking action.

4000
02:51:44,960 --> 02:51:46,720
It's just non-stop.

4001
02:51:46,840 --> 02:51:47,940
It's relentless pace.

4002
02:51:48,500 --> 02:51:50,580
And we're definitely on course for.

4003
02:51:52,200 --> 02:51:53,920
If not a personal best.

4004
02:51:54,440 --> 02:51:56,320
Then definitely a world.

4005
02:51:56,320 --> 02:51:58,180
Earth shatteringly fast run.

4006
02:51:59,440 --> 02:52:00,560
The likes of which.

4007
02:52:00,760 --> 02:52:02,740
I haven't even seen in my lifetime.

4008
02:52:02,920 --> 02:52:03,440
I don't think.

4009
02:52:03,560 --> 02:52:05,100
I don't think ye will as well.

4010
02:52:05,240 --> 02:52:06,840
Obviously none of ye have.

4011
02:52:07,040 --> 02:52:07,300
Because.

4012
02:52:07,980 --> 02:52:08,520
Of course.

4013
02:52:09,160 --> 02:52:10,380
As stated before.

4014
02:52:11,360 --> 02:52:12,540
There's a Darth.

4015
02:52:13,600 --> 02:52:14,380
In ability.

4016
02:52:14,960 --> 02:52:15,500
Out there.

4017
02:52:16,000 --> 02:52:16,900
Compared to what I.

4018
02:52:17,060 --> 02:52:18,220
What I'm dealing with here.

4019
02:52:19,520 --> 02:52:21,140
What I've trained for all my life.

4020
02:52:24,520 --> 02:52:25,200
Don't even.

4021
02:52:27,060 --> 02:52:27,720
Don't even.

4022
02:52:27,720 --> 02:52:29,080
Don't even attempt to realize it.

4023
02:52:31,460 --> 02:52:32,760
Because you're going to get sick.

4024
02:52:38,560 --> 02:52:39,560
Jim McDonald.

4025
02:52:44,180 --> 02:52:45,260
Was asking for you.

4026
02:52:51,660 --> 02:52:52,900
He wants to know if you're okay.

4027
02:53:14,900 --> 02:53:17,260
It's funny how he farts into the microphone.

4028
02:53:17,960 --> 02:53:18,880
Even though that's sick.

4029
02:53:19,480 --> 02:53:22,900
But it's funny how your man says disgraceful straight after it.

4030
02:53:25,380 --> 02:53:26,360
Sick shit.

4031
02:53:30,020 --> 02:53:34,120
Games done quick were just on the phone there.

4032
02:53:35,220 --> 02:53:37,520
They said, we didn't start the clock.

4033
02:53:38,180 --> 02:53:40,060
I said to them, get fucked.

4034
02:53:41,280 --> 02:53:42,880
We didn't start the fire.

4035
02:53:43,600 --> 02:53:44,360
Go back home.

4036
02:53:44,360 --> 02:53:47,200
And come back when you've grown a pair.

4037
02:53:47,300 --> 02:53:56,840
But this was Farage anyway from his week where he went to lick arse over in the States.

4038
02:53:57,840 --> 02:54:00,720
But look at the state of the fucking studio.

4039
02:54:01,620 --> 02:54:02,800
Wait a sec.

4040
02:54:02,860 --> 02:54:05,300
We need to put that on the screen there.

4041
02:54:05,300 --> 02:54:10,460
He was over trying to lick Trump's hole over in the States.

4042
02:54:11,500 --> 02:54:21,320
And he's trying to line his bank account, which is probably non-existent now because he is being closed down by his bank or something.

4043
02:54:22,040 --> 02:54:23,460
How do we get out of this?

4044
02:54:23,460 --> 02:54:24,960
But look at the state of this.

4045
02:54:24,960 --> 02:54:29,420
This is the TV channel now that has a lot of money to throw at its stuff.

4046
02:54:29,500 --> 02:54:31,760
And look at the production here.

4047
02:54:32,540 --> 02:54:33,460
They're in New York.

4048
02:54:34,320 --> 02:54:36,480
And can you imagine?

4049
02:54:38,540 --> 02:54:40,020
Look at the state of this.

4050
02:54:40,240 --> 02:54:42,580
A fucking bobblehead of Trump.

4051
02:54:43,580 --> 02:54:48,580
And then a Statue of Liberty fucking figurine.

4052
02:54:49,520 --> 02:54:56,400
And then an American flag in an I Love NY mug.

4053
02:54:58,860 --> 02:55:01,140
You're a kitschy shite.

4054
02:55:01,140 --> 02:55:01,140
You're a kitschy shite.

4055
02:55:02,140 --> 02:55:03,560
...to the Republican Party.

4056
02:55:05,240 --> 02:55:09,800
They have a big debate that is taking place in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

4057
02:55:10,340 --> 02:55:11,540
And that takes place...

4058
02:55:11,540 --> 02:55:13,440
And just, you know, people are...

4059
02:55:13,440 --> 02:55:15,960
Why did you be going on Farage the whole time?

4060
02:55:16,040 --> 02:55:17,120
Is it just because you want to...

4061
02:55:17,120 --> 02:55:20,520
You're a lefty and you want to do an anti-right agenda?

4062
02:55:20,600 --> 02:55:21,640
It's not that at all.

4063
02:55:22,320 --> 02:55:22,760
It's...

4064
02:55:22,760 --> 02:55:25,340
I love stuff that has shite production value.

4065
02:55:26,020 --> 02:55:33,040
And imagine being his age or however old he is and then having to sit down with this shite.

4066
02:55:33,700 --> 02:55:34,540
I mean...

4067
02:55:34,540 --> 02:55:37,800
Thank you very much, Eamon, for the tip there.

4068
02:55:39,000 --> 02:55:40,260
I mean, come on.

4069
02:55:41,080 --> 02:55:41,760
Look at this.

4070
02:55:41,800 --> 02:55:43,180
This is baby stuff.

4071
02:55:43,620 --> 02:55:45,360
This is the stuff you do...

4072
02:55:45,360 --> 02:55:49,800
Not even a kid would fucking start a stream like this.

4073
02:55:50,700 --> 02:55:52,560
And this isn't even a stream.

4074
02:55:52,680 --> 02:55:54,900
This is like a TV station.

4075
02:55:55,060 --> 02:55:59,500
This has millions of fucking quids to throw at stuff.

4076
02:55:59,500 --> 02:56:00,920
On Wednesday evening.

4077
02:56:01,340 --> 02:56:05,580
There are lots of people who put their names forward to be president.

4078
02:56:06,120 --> 02:56:11,540
But one of them is currently about 45 points ahead in the polls.

4079
02:56:11,840 --> 02:56:12,100
It's...

4080
02:56:12,100 --> 02:56:13,180
So that was that.

4081
02:56:13,300 --> 02:56:14,180
Let's see what happens.

4082
02:56:14,260 --> 02:56:14,500
Oh, yeah.

4083
02:56:14,540 --> 02:56:15,580
He has...

4084
02:56:15,580 --> 02:56:19,240
What was the thing I found hilarious?

4085
02:56:19,580 --> 02:56:19,820
Oh, yeah.

4086
02:56:19,860 --> 02:56:23,920
There was a fucking crap interview glitch from the States.

4087
02:56:23,920 --> 02:56:25,200
And he's in his little studio.

4088
02:56:25,520 --> 02:56:27,700
And the interview fucks up.

4089
02:56:28,200 --> 02:56:33,480
It's a completely embarrassing moment that he might have nightmares about.

4090
02:56:33,680 --> 02:56:37,180
I know I would have nightmares about if it happened to me.

4091
02:56:37,260 --> 02:56:39,020
Let's just see if we can get that there.

4092
02:56:39,780 --> 02:56:40,960
Happened near the end.

4093
02:56:41,800 --> 02:56:44,020
See, I watch this shite so that you don't...

4094
02:56:44,020 --> 02:56:44,700
You don't have to...

4095
02:56:44,700 --> 02:56:45,080
Here we go.

4096
02:56:45,820 --> 02:56:48,180
Now, how crap is this, right?

4097
02:56:48,460 --> 02:56:52,920
He's gone all the way over to the States to lick Trump's arse.

4098
02:56:54,440 --> 02:56:59,840
And so stuck for content in the hour to fill up the shite.

4099
02:57:00,460 --> 02:57:04,480
He calls some bloke who runs a pub back in England up.

4100
02:57:05,060 --> 02:57:06,720
And it doesn't even work.

4101
02:57:07,040 --> 02:57:08,000
Let's have a look at that.

4102
02:57:08,260 --> 02:57:09,980
Now, Matt Todd is a friend of mine.

4103
02:57:10,280 --> 02:57:12,780
He owns the Once and Arms in rural Hampshire.

4104
02:57:13,020 --> 02:57:16,340
And he managed to win Publican of the Year in 2020.

4105
02:57:16,460 --> 02:57:20,200
Matt Todd is a responsible Publican.

4106
02:57:20,480 --> 02:57:21,760
It's a good pub.

4107
02:57:22,300 --> 02:57:26,860
And Matt, you got in touch with the authorities in Winchester

4108
02:57:26,860 --> 02:57:29,880
to ask whether you could open a bit early on a Sunday

4109
02:57:29,880 --> 02:57:31,560
or whether they might just turn a blind eye.

4110
02:57:31,660 --> 02:57:32,160
Look at him.

4111
02:57:32,240 --> 02:57:33,840
Matt is already looking off.

4112
02:57:33,940 --> 02:57:35,620
It doesn't look good at the moment.

4113
02:57:36,320 --> 02:57:39,460
I'd say at this point, Farage might realise...

4114
02:57:39,460 --> 02:57:42,420
He's fucked.

4115
02:57:43,220 --> 02:57:46,440
With a pub full of people, what was the response you got?

4116
02:57:46,440 --> 02:57:52,600
Yeah, I've got no sound.

4117
02:57:53,460 --> 02:57:54,440
Matt, you're on the TV.

4118
02:57:54,860 --> 02:57:55,160
Yes.

4119
02:57:56,680 --> 02:57:57,960
There's no sound of...

4120
02:57:57,960 --> 02:57:59,180
See that then, look?

4121
02:57:59,640 --> 02:58:01,440
See Farage wiping his eye then?

4122
02:58:01,800 --> 02:58:03,620
That's pure stress.

4123
02:58:05,960 --> 02:58:07,000
Matt, you're on the TV.

4124
02:58:07,300 --> 02:58:07,740
Yes.

4125
02:58:10,180 --> 02:58:10,920
There we go.

4126
02:58:10,920 --> 02:58:10,920
There we go.

4127
02:58:11,000 --> 02:58:11,860
We're just going to freeze.

4128
02:58:12,180 --> 02:58:14,200
We're going to go into that eye there.

4129
02:58:15,840 --> 02:58:18,180
I didn't notice that before, but...

4130
02:58:19,180 --> 02:58:21,740
Farage goes for an eyeball wipe.

4131
02:58:22,400 --> 02:58:26,640
And I've done them before when I'm really fucking stressed.

4132
02:58:27,340 --> 02:58:28,120
Look at this.

4133
02:58:28,200 --> 02:58:28,380
Look.

4134
02:58:29,120 --> 02:58:30,180
It's a case of...

4135
02:58:30,700 --> 02:58:32,560
In this moment, Farage is thinking,

4136
02:58:32,760 --> 02:58:34,640
Oh, for fuck's sake.

4137
02:58:35,220 --> 02:58:36,320
That's what that is.

4138
02:58:36,400 --> 02:58:37,660
I've done those before.

4139
02:58:38,300 --> 02:58:39,380
How embarrassing.

4140
02:58:40,380 --> 02:58:42,700
And this comes off the back of him.

4141
02:58:42,740 --> 02:58:44,800
He's always going on about how he won an award,

4142
02:58:44,920 --> 02:58:46,740
like best TV presenter of the year.

4143
02:58:46,940 --> 02:58:48,800
But it was at these kind of awards

4144
02:58:48,800 --> 02:58:51,580
that aren't recognised in the industry.

4145
02:58:52,780 --> 02:58:54,620
Probably because they're all too woke

4146
02:58:54,620 --> 02:58:55,520
and they have an agenda.

4147
02:58:55,920 --> 02:58:56,960
But really though,

4148
02:58:57,280 --> 02:58:58,980
it's probably because the awards

4149
02:58:58,980 --> 02:59:01,360
weren't that good in the first place.

4150
02:59:01,420 --> 02:59:02,540
Let's have a look at this though.

4151
02:59:02,560 --> 02:59:02,760
Sound.

4152
02:59:03,660 --> 02:59:04,960
Matt, you're on the TV, mate.

4153
02:59:05,460 --> 02:59:06,100
What was...

4154
02:59:06,100 --> 02:59:07,940
Someone in the background of the pub going,

4155
02:59:08,600 --> 02:59:10,220
Matt, you're on the TV.

4156
02:59:12,780 --> 02:59:13,660
On a Sunday,

4157
02:59:13,740 --> 02:59:15,400
or whether they might just turn a blind eye

4158
02:59:15,400 --> 02:59:16,760
with a pub full of people,

4159
02:59:17,000 --> 02:59:18,500
what was the response you got?

4160
02:59:23,480 --> 02:59:24,660
Yeah, I've got no sound.

4161
02:59:25,520 --> 02:59:26,820
Matt, you're on the TV, mate.

4162
02:59:26,940 --> 02:59:27,300
Yes.

4163
02:59:28,780 --> 02:59:30,120
There's no sound, unfortunately.

4164
02:59:30,600 --> 02:59:31,940
Matt's on the TV.

4165
02:59:34,420 --> 02:59:34,900
Right.

4166
02:59:35,020 --> 02:59:36,340
Can we fix this problem or not?

4167
02:59:37,960 --> 02:59:38,420
No.

4168
02:59:38,640 --> 02:59:41,040
Clearly, we can't fix this problem.

4169
02:59:41,840 --> 02:59:42,280
Okay.

4170
02:59:45,620 --> 02:59:46,060
Yeah.

4171
02:59:46,200 --> 02:59:46,520
Right.

4172
02:59:46,640 --> 02:59:47,640
Now, next Tuesday.

4173
02:59:48,760 --> 02:59:49,200
Ooh.

4174
02:59:51,480 --> 02:59:53,160
Fucking terrible stuff.

4175
02:59:53,300 --> 02:59:54,400
It was languishing.

4176
02:59:54,900 --> 02:59:55,880
He left it hanging.

4177
02:59:56,060 --> 02:59:58,920
He should have moved on to the next item fast.

4178
02:59:59,780 --> 03:00:01,760
And, uh, obviously,

4179
03:00:02,000 --> 03:00:06,400
don't fucking ring a pub up on Skype when you're in New York.

4180
03:00:06,860 --> 03:00:08,460
Do something in New York.

4181
03:00:08,600 --> 03:00:11,280
Get a guest and get a fella from the fucking streets,

4182
03:00:11,280 --> 03:00:12,040
down in the streets,

4183
03:00:12,040 --> 03:00:12,500
who's like,

4184
03:00:13,280 --> 03:00:14,540
yeah, I was out in New York.

4185
03:00:14,600 --> 03:00:15,700
I'm from New York, man.

4186
03:00:15,800 --> 03:00:17,020
What the fuck do you need to know?

4187
03:00:17,560 --> 03:00:18,880
I'd be happy seeing that.

4188
03:00:18,880 --> 03:00:22,520
Could have grabbed some randomer off the fucking street and said,

4189
03:00:22,620 --> 03:00:24,840
here's 50 bucks or 100 bucks.

4190
03:00:25,460 --> 03:00:28,120
Come upstairs and we'll talk about how class Trump has.

4191
03:00:28,620 --> 03:00:29,660
Yeah, what the fuck, man?

4192
03:00:29,680 --> 03:00:30,220
I'll do that.

4193
03:00:30,280 --> 03:00:30,720
I'll do that.

4194
03:00:30,780 --> 03:00:31,020
Whatever.

4195
03:00:31,420 --> 03:00:32,320
And I would have watched it.

4196
03:00:32,660 --> 03:00:36,540
But he wants to call up some fucking mate in a pub back home.

4197
03:00:37,540 --> 03:00:38,940
Crazy, crazy times.

4198
03:00:39,080 --> 03:00:40,160
Let's just see that again.

4199
03:00:41,000 --> 03:00:42,340
There's no sound, unfortunately.

4200
03:00:42,760 --> 03:00:44,140
That's on the TV.

4201
03:00:45,820 --> 03:00:47,440
Could have got a hot dog vendor.

4202
03:00:47,440 --> 03:00:48,540
Can we fix this problem or not?

4203
03:00:50,300 --> 03:00:53,280
No, clearly we can't fix this problem.

4204
03:00:54,080 --> 03:00:54,480
Okay.

4205
03:00:57,880 --> 03:00:58,720
Yeah, right.

4206
03:00:58,860 --> 03:00:59,860
Now, next Tuesday.

4207
03:01:01,120 --> 03:01:04,100
I love this time of year because he ventures out.

4208
03:01:04,180 --> 03:01:06,380
Remember last year was the Bitcoin conference.

4209
03:01:07,600 --> 03:01:11,000
So hopefully he goes to the Bitcoin conference again in Amsterdam.

4210
03:01:11,000 --> 03:01:14,360
If you haven't seen that from last year and you want to laugh,

4211
03:01:14,880 --> 03:01:15,520
go and see it.

4212
03:01:15,620 --> 03:01:19,280
They only had one camera and maybe one camera operator

4213
03:01:19,280 --> 03:01:21,160
who was doing sound and lighting as well.

4214
03:01:22,220 --> 03:01:24,880
And the sound fucked up during it.

4215
03:01:24,940 --> 03:01:27,680
It was really, really hilarious.

4216
03:01:28,060 --> 03:01:32,060
Next Tuesday, the 29th of August at midnight,

4217
03:01:32,500 --> 03:01:34,940
the ULES extension comes in.

4218
03:01:35,740 --> 03:01:38,160
They've been going on about this ULES thing over,

4219
03:01:38,780 --> 03:01:39,740
which is, I don't know,

4220
03:01:39,740 --> 03:01:41,600
I think it's like some sort of fucking charge

4221
03:01:41,600 --> 03:01:44,180
that you have to pay to be in the middle of the city or something.

4222
03:01:44,580 --> 03:01:48,160
And they're going fucking heavy on it.

4223
03:01:48,260 --> 03:01:52,360
They managed to get the interview with the buck in the pub going.

4224
03:01:52,360 --> 03:01:56,760
But I do remember, actually, he interviews Eric Trump,

4225
03:01:57,060 --> 03:01:58,840
who was the son.

4226
03:01:59,840 --> 03:02:03,500
but there's no thanks, Nigel.

4227
03:02:03,500 --> 03:02:04,840
Thanks for having me or anything.

4228
03:02:05,340 --> 03:02:06,540
Look at the interview here.

4229
03:02:09,220 --> 03:02:10,920
More dead air here.

4230
03:02:10,920 --> 03:02:11,780
Yeah, I can hear you.

4231
03:02:14,280 --> 03:02:14,600
Good.

4232
03:02:15,000 --> 03:02:15,860
Thanks, Nigel.

4233
03:02:15,940 --> 03:02:20,700
I was just saying, what a responsible fellow you are.

4234
03:02:20,700 --> 03:02:22,200
Publican of the year.

4235
03:02:22,200 --> 03:02:23,900
Great rural pub.

4236
03:02:23,900 --> 03:02:25,060
No aggro.

4237
03:02:25,060 --> 03:02:26,100
No problems.

4238
03:02:26,100 --> 03:02:27,600
You asked for an extension.

4239
03:02:28,340 --> 03:02:30,200
Why did the council,

4240
03:02:30,640 --> 03:02:31,380
the magistrates,

4241
03:02:31,840 --> 03:02:34,440
the licensing department in Winchester,

4242
03:02:34,860 --> 03:02:36,580
was it just you they said no to?

4243
03:02:36,580 --> 03:02:37,480
So boring.

4244
03:02:37,720 --> 03:02:39,620
Like, you're in New York, man.

4245
03:02:39,680 --> 03:02:40,360
There's so much stuff.

4246
03:02:40,360 --> 03:02:40,780
Come on.

4247
03:02:40,840 --> 03:02:42,820
We live in a world where we can get things sorted.

4248
03:02:43,200 --> 03:02:45,500
And they wouldn't move on it at all.

4249
03:02:46,520 --> 03:02:47,320
Blah, blah, blah.

4250
03:02:48,180 --> 03:02:49,440
We'll get the Trump on.

4251
03:02:49,780 --> 03:02:49,940
Right.

4252
03:02:50,440 --> 03:02:50,980
Watch this.

4253
03:02:51,060 --> 03:02:52,820
He's not even arsed about who he is.

4254
03:02:52,900 --> 03:02:54,360
Watch how, look at how happy

4255
03:02:54,360 --> 03:02:55,920
Nigel is.

4256
03:02:55,920 --> 03:03:00,140
He's gone full.

4257
03:03:01,820 --> 03:03:02,620
Like that.

4258
03:03:02,940 --> 03:03:05,460
And Trump, son of Trump,

4259
03:03:05,520 --> 03:03:07,060
doesn't even give a shit, man.

4260
03:03:07,100 --> 03:03:08,880
He's just straight into the diatribe.

4261
03:03:09,720 --> 03:03:10,960
No heirs or graces.

4262
03:03:11,160 --> 03:03:14,560
I'm sorry I'm a little bit further south on the island than you.

4263
03:03:16,160 --> 03:03:16,560
Milwaukee.

4264
03:03:17,900 --> 03:03:18,260
Milwaukee.

4265
03:03:18,920 --> 03:03:20,860
Yeah, the we got a badass meme

4266
03:03:20,860 --> 03:03:22,140
was what was happening then.

4267
03:03:22,580 --> 03:03:24,480
I know your father said he's not going to go

4268
03:03:24,480 --> 03:03:26,340
because he's way ahead.

4269
03:03:26,680 --> 03:03:30,360
And, you know, Ronald Reagan back in 84, 83, 4,

4270
03:03:30,780 --> 03:03:32,140
didn't go either.

4271
03:03:33,240 --> 03:03:35,220
But would it not be fair to say

4272
03:03:35,220 --> 03:03:37,340
that what happens in Milwaukee

4273
03:03:37,340 --> 03:03:39,100
is still important

4274
03:03:39,100 --> 03:03:43,380
because who the vice presidential running mate is...

4275
03:03:43,380 --> 03:03:44,980
Milwaukee.

4276
03:03:45,680 --> 03:03:46,740
It does matter, doesn't it?

4277
03:03:48,680 --> 03:03:49,980
Well, listen, at the end of the day, Nigel,

4278
03:03:49,980 --> 03:03:52,040
I think my father's going to have a much larger audience

4279
03:03:52,040 --> 03:03:54,160
at that time than even, you know, the Fox debate.

4280
03:03:54,720 --> 03:03:55,540
That's pretty clear.

4281
03:03:55,680 --> 03:03:57,640
Listen, my father's winning the Republican nomination.

4282
03:03:57,900 --> 03:03:59,580
Yeah, yeah, right.

4283
03:03:59,760 --> 03:03:59,920
Okay.

4284
03:04:00,120 --> 03:04:00,880
We'll skip that.

4285
03:04:01,920 --> 03:04:04,280
And I think that was fuck all else in that one.

4286
03:04:05,960 --> 03:04:07,340
Then the next day, then,

4287
03:04:07,380 --> 03:04:09,120
he was off to fucking Milwaukee.

4288
03:04:09,960 --> 03:04:10,840
And he did a show.

4289
03:04:11,080 --> 03:04:12,180
We want to get to that.

4290
03:04:12,180 --> 03:04:15,180
Did a show, but look at the...

4291
03:04:16,180 --> 03:04:18,380
Oh, no, that was the other day.

4292
03:04:19,480 --> 03:04:20,260
Maybe it's this one.

4293
03:04:20,420 --> 03:04:22,800
You, and we want you to get to know us.

4294
03:04:23,260 --> 03:04:24,380
This one here.

4295
03:04:25,380 --> 03:04:27,300
And look at the location they got.

4296
03:04:27,380 --> 03:04:29,560
It was just some, like, restaurant, I think.

4297
03:04:29,760 --> 03:04:31,160
And it sounds airy.

4298
03:04:31,960 --> 03:04:33,180
And it's got some...

4299
03:04:33,180 --> 03:04:36,360
Joe, Joe is the influence, right?

4300
03:04:36,460 --> 03:04:37,420
I mean, Hunter wouldn't...

4301
03:04:37,420 --> 03:04:38,000
That's some of this.

4302
03:04:38,000 --> 03:04:40,720
And I made a couple of notes on this.

4303
03:04:41,680 --> 03:04:41,960
Right.

4304
03:04:42,380 --> 03:04:44,940
I don't know who this guy is that they're interviewing here,

4305
03:04:45,020 --> 03:04:47,800
but anyway, let me just see what was the note on this one.

4306
03:04:49,400 --> 03:04:50,680
Come on.

4307
03:04:50,680 --> 03:04:52,000
Joe Duffy farts.

4308
03:04:52,100 --> 03:04:53,080
Yeah, we covered that one.

4309
03:04:55,640 --> 03:04:58,440
21st, 24th, 24th of August.

4310
03:05:00,760 --> 03:05:03,880
949 Tucker view count claim.

4311
03:05:03,960 --> 03:05:04,200
Oh, yeah.

4312
03:05:04,240 --> 03:05:09,580
They're mad on saying the amount of views that Tucker Carlson got on his fucking Donald Trump interview.

4313
03:05:09,920 --> 03:05:12,740
It was like 200 billion or something.

4314
03:05:12,940 --> 03:05:17,220
But, sure, the views on fucking Twitter are like, they auto-play the video.

4315
03:05:17,400 --> 03:05:18,420
So it doesn't even...

4316
03:05:18,420 --> 03:05:19,280
That doesn't count.

4317
03:05:19,380 --> 03:05:23,920
It's not like YouTube where you go out, you seek the video, and you press play, and then that counts as a watch.

4318
03:05:24,400 --> 03:05:27,300
It's like they're over-inflating the fucking views.

4319
03:05:28,660 --> 03:05:28,940
949.

4320
03:05:29,260 --> 03:05:29,500
Let's see.

4321
03:05:29,940 --> 03:05:30,300
949.

4322
03:05:30,540 --> 03:05:30,860
There we go.

4323
03:05:31,100 --> 03:05:31,340
Oh, yeah.

4324
03:05:31,360 --> 03:05:31,800
Here it is.

4325
03:05:33,260 --> 03:05:38,640
Has been viewed on Twitter over 200 million times.

4326
03:05:38,940 --> 03:05:41,940
Just the most extraordinary number.

4327
03:05:42,700 --> 03:05:44,340
I mean, just extraordinary.

4328
03:05:44,560 --> 03:05:49,320
I have to say, I think as time goes on, Fox News are going to regret not having Tucker Carlson.

4329
03:05:50,300 --> 03:05:54,280
Such arse lickery going on while he's in the States to any of these boys.

4330
03:05:54,920 --> 03:05:58,440
But 200 million, I don't think they're regretting it.

4331
03:05:58,560 --> 03:06:01,300
I mean, they got rid of him because it was probably better for business.

4332
03:06:01,940 --> 03:06:04,900
And then another note here, 1044.

4333
03:06:05,720 --> 03:06:08,200
Farage, stink eye of skepticism.

4334
03:06:08,400 --> 03:06:08,660
Oh, yeah.

4335
03:06:09,040 --> 03:06:13,740
This was a move that I haven't seen him make before.

4336
03:06:13,820 --> 03:06:17,920
But get a look at the fucking curl he gets on this stink eye here.

4337
03:06:18,600 --> 03:06:20,160
Imagine him doing this to you.

4338
03:06:20,900 --> 03:06:23,840
What does this do to voters in the middle ground?

4339
03:06:23,900 --> 03:06:25,700
What does it do to people who aren't very political?

4340
03:06:26,380 --> 03:06:27,000
Look at that.

4341
03:06:27,100 --> 03:06:27,420
Wait a sec.

4342
03:06:27,460 --> 03:06:29,180
We'll just go back there a moment.

4343
03:06:29,180 --> 03:06:31,660
Have you ever seen a stink eye?

4344
03:06:33,660 --> 03:06:35,160
As heavy as that.

4345
03:06:35,540 --> 03:06:37,460
It's a real stinky winker.

4346
03:06:38,700 --> 03:06:41,920
Fucking stinky winky from Teletubbies is after you.

4347
03:06:43,320 --> 03:06:47,000
That's a stink eye of skepticism if ever I saw one.

4348
03:06:48,260 --> 03:06:48,780
It's a real.

4349
03:06:49,940 --> 03:06:50,600
Can't do it.

4350
03:06:50,680 --> 03:06:54,440
Like, you know, I can't get the eye arched.

4351
03:06:54,560 --> 03:06:55,620
But it is there.

4352
03:06:57,040 --> 03:06:59,180
I can't remember what the indignation was.

4353
03:06:59,260 --> 03:07:00,120
But I made the note.

4354
03:07:00,200 --> 03:07:01,820
Let's just see what the indignation was.

4355
03:07:02,100 --> 03:07:05,080
And there's a very funny shot there.

4356
03:07:05,280 --> 03:07:07,000
Difficult to believe that all this is going on.

4357
03:07:07,260 --> 03:07:08,020
I'll be debating.

4358
03:07:08,520 --> 03:07:09,060
In a moment.

4359
03:07:09,580 --> 03:07:12,280
What does this do to voters in the middle ground?

4360
03:07:12,380 --> 03:07:14,060
What does it do to people who aren't very political?

4361
03:07:16,000 --> 03:07:18,980
What does this do to voters in the middle ground?

4362
03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:20,220
What does it do to people who aren't...

4363
03:07:20,220 --> 03:07:21,480
There we go.

4364
03:07:21,480 --> 03:07:22,480
And we can just slow.

4365
03:07:23,420 --> 03:07:26,540
We can frame by frame see how the stink eye develops.

4366
03:07:27,540 --> 03:07:29,720
Justin, you might want to use this in every day.

4367
03:07:30,700 --> 03:07:33,760
You know, if you want to try and get the message across

4368
03:07:33,760 --> 03:07:36,120
that you're puzzled to someone in conversation.

4369
03:07:37,000 --> 03:07:38,020
Look at that twist.

4370
03:07:38,160 --> 03:07:39,320
It's the twist of the head.

4371
03:07:40,880 --> 03:07:41,700
And then that's...

4372
03:07:42,740 --> 03:07:44,520
Oh, the shoulders are coming.

4373
03:07:44,620 --> 03:07:45,720
There's a bit of rambunction.

4374
03:07:50,600 --> 03:07:51,480
That's a nice one.

4375
03:07:52,480 --> 03:07:54,440
I think that might be the nicest one.

4376
03:07:56,500 --> 03:07:58,740
Stink eye of skepticism, guys.

4377
03:07:59,540 --> 03:08:00,520
Crazy bit of business.

4378
03:08:00,520 --> 03:08:05,080
And then 2042, I made a note.

4379
03:08:06,040 --> 03:08:08,020
Again, with the something's changing.

4380
03:08:09,620 --> 03:08:11,800
I don't think it's as good as the stink eye,

4381
03:08:11,900 --> 03:08:15,260
but they keep on going on about how everything's changing

4382
03:08:15,260 --> 03:08:17,640
because people are doing stuff on the internet now.

4383
03:08:20,180 --> 03:08:21,600
Old, old stuff.

4384
03:08:23,980 --> 03:08:27,460
You know, made some really wise business decisions in the 90s

4385
03:08:27,460 --> 03:08:29,040
when he started Fox News.

4386
03:08:29,040 --> 03:08:29,240
Yeah.

4387
03:08:29,240 --> 03:08:30,420
Got a great audience.

4388
03:08:30,940 --> 03:08:32,120
Killed the competition.

4389
03:08:32,900 --> 03:08:36,680
But again, it's, you know, not that many people actually watch it.

4390
03:08:36,760 --> 03:08:37,320
Something's changing.

4391
03:08:37,580 --> 03:08:37,680
Yeah.

4392
03:08:37,760 --> 03:08:39,020
Something is changing.

4393
03:08:39,160 --> 03:08:41,800
Greg, thank you very much indeed for your thoughts.

4394
03:08:41,940 --> 03:08:42,580
In a moment.

4395
03:08:43,080 --> 03:08:43,480
In a moment.

4396
03:08:43,540 --> 03:08:43,580
In a moment.

4397
03:08:43,580 --> 03:08:44,420
In a moment.

4398
03:08:44,420 --> 03:08:48,680
It appears that Dame Alison Rose leaving that West Bank.

4399
03:08:49,080 --> 03:08:52,080
Yeah, not nothing really much else there.

4400
03:08:53,160 --> 03:08:53,540
Oh yeah.

4401
03:08:53,600 --> 03:08:55,780
Then they had the Rameshwamy book on.

4402
03:08:56,280 --> 03:08:58,580
And I don't, I haven't watched this interview.

4403
03:08:58,680 --> 03:09:00,440
Unapologetically advance American.

4404
03:09:00,440 --> 03:09:05,280
I haven't watched this interview, but I thought the thumbnail was interesting because.

4405
03:09:06,720 --> 03:09:08,020
The thumbnail.

4406
03:09:09,140 --> 03:09:10,540
If, is it there?

4407
03:09:10,980 --> 03:09:15,080
Makes Farage look like a character from a PlayStation game.

4408
03:09:16,100 --> 03:09:18,420
He looks like something from a Tomb Raider game.

4409
03:09:20,060 --> 03:09:22,020
If I can find that thumbnail.

4410
03:09:22,740 --> 03:09:23,340
Rameshwamy.

4411
03:09:25,720 --> 03:09:26,360
Vivek.

4412
03:09:28,740 --> 03:09:30,260
Yeah, look at this, guys.

4413
03:09:30,920 --> 03:09:34,100
Doesn't he look like something from fucking Tomb Raider 2?

4414
03:09:34,100 --> 03:09:37,740
What a weird thumbnail as well, I thought.

4415
03:09:37,860 --> 03:09:40,280
Because they've got two Rameshwamy's.

4416
03:09:40,760 --> 03:09:42,280
There's only one Rameshwamy.

4417
03:09:42,440 --> 03:09:45,320
Sure, they're not like, they're not a fucking pair of twins.

4418
03:09:47,340 --> 03:09:50,120
So someone has put two of them either side.

4419
03:09:50,820 --> 03:09:56,840
But then, Farage looks definitely like the butler or something from Tomb Raider.

4420
03:09:56,840 --> 03:10:07,320
Or maybe a fucking gentrified owl fella from one of the James Bond Nightfire games from, for PS2 era.

4421
03:10:09,320 --> 03:10:11,800
Thank you very much there, Barry Johnson.

4422
03:10:12,680 --> 03:10:14,980
Knew a lad that interviewed Farage before.

4423
03:10:15,420 --> 03:10:16,720
Said he chain smoked Benson.

4424
03:10:17,600 --> 03:10:18,360
Not surprised.

4425
03:10:18,540 --> 03:10:24,720
I'm not surprised because there's a bit of a smoker's kind of laugh going on there.

4426
03:10:27,200 --> 03:10:27,960
Look now.

4427
03:10:28,080 --> 03:10:30,380
But I mean, he seems to be as fit as a flea.

4428
03:10:30,900 --> 03:10:31,140
Do you know?

4429
03:10:31,200 --> 03:10:31,740
But there's a lot.

4430
03:10:31,840 --> 03:10:33,360
Maybe there's a bit of makeup going on.

4431
03:10:35,840 --> 03:10:37,220
Any notes there?

4432
03:10:37,340 --> 03:10:39,180
No other notes on that one.

4433
03:10:39,840 --> 03:10:41,820
Maybe that interview might be worth watching.

4434
03:10:41,820 --> 03:10:42,740
But I can't be fucked.

4435
03:10:42,920 --> 03:10:45,900
And the speed run needs to, needs to continue.

4436
03:10:47,320 --> 03:10:48,520
He was in a pub.

4437
03:10:51,000 --> 03:10:52,820
They're always interesting ones.

4438
03:10:52,980 --> 03:10:54,380
I don't think there was much.

4439
03:10:54,540 --> 03:10:55,860
It was just kind of leery.

4440
03:10:56,380 --> 03:10:58,320
He was in a pub and, see how this.

4441
03:11:00,460 --> 03:11:02,000
It's a what is now Greater London.

4442
03:11:02,100 --> 03:11:03,900
It used to be Kent County Council.

4443
03:11:04,440 --> 03:11:06,520
ULES is driving people absolutely mad.

4444
03:11:06,520 --> 03:11:11,080
They're finding any way they possibly can to avoid paying the charge.

4445
03:11:11,460 --> 03:11:15,680
And some of them resorting to means that I would never previously have thought of.

4446
03:11:15,880 --> 03:11:20,420
In fact, here comes George, the former landlord of the blacksmith's house.

4447
03:11:21,060 --> 03:11:21,540
Great.

4448
03:11:22,740 --> 03:11:23,480
Turn it off.

4449
03:11:26,600 --> 03:11:29,960
George, is this your means of avoiding paying £12.50?

4450
03:11:30,380 --> 03:11:30,920
Of course.

4451
03:11:31,720 --> 03:11:33,460
Just comes in on a fucking lawnmower.

4452
03:11:33,760 --> 03:11:34,300
Turn it off.

4453
03:11:38,100 --> 03:11:40,480
I like the way he told him to turn it off, though.

4454
03:11:40,480 --> 03:11:41,940
Um.

4455
03:11:42,400 --> 03:11:43,440
What else here?

4456
03:11:44,860 --> 03:11:46,620
I can't really remember much other than it.

4457
03:11:46,900 --> 03:11:47,160
Oh yeah.

4458
03:11:47,260 --> 03:11:48,400
People are on the piece.

4459
03:11:49,200 --> 03:11:52,940
Actually, in outer London, this is going to be a tax.

4460
03:11:53,400 --> 03:11:54,440
It's a tax on.

4461
03:11:55,500 --> 03:11:56,200
Oh, they're all.

4462
03:11:56,360 --> 03:11:56,980
Yeah, they're all.

4463
03:11:56,980 --> 03:11:57,320
But why?

4464
03:11:57,700 --> 03:12:01,980
Said that ULES would have little or no impact on the health of children.

4465
03:12:02,660 --> 03:12:03,920
Look at this lad in the background.

4466
03:12:04,140 --> 03:12:04,660
The high biz.

4467
03:12:06,960 --> 03:12:07,620
Sani man.

4468
03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:14,140
And she asked them to reword it with 800 grand of money paid for by these people.

4469
03:12:14,380 --> 03:12:15,520
It's all called science.

4470
03:12:16,420 --> 03:12:19,540
Well, I'm not going to go there and argue science against science.

4471
03:12:20,080 --> 03:12:21,240
Look at this guy.

4472
03:12:22,000 --> 03:12:24,920
A show of strength in the background.

4473
03:12:31,340 --> 03:12:35,280
But he has his own name written on his own fucking keg.

4474
03:12:35,520 --> 03:12:35,880
I wonder.

4475
03:12:36,000 --> 03:12:36,420
But there are.

4476
03:12:36,560 --> 03:12:38,520
How do they get that keg around?

4477
03:12:38,840 --> 03:12:40,080
Do they have like a fucking.

4478
03:12:41,060 --> 03:12:41,620
Farage.

4479
03:12:43,060 --> 03:12:43,540
Kegmeister.

4480
03:12:44,100 --> 03:12:47,280
Whose job it is to wrangle the keg around.

4481
03:12:48,300 --> 03:12:49,000
A kegsmith.

4482
03:12:49,120 --> 03:12:50,060
800 grand.

4483
03:12:50,560 --> 03:12:52,060
Of money paid for.

4484
03:12:52,600 --> 03:12:54,420
And they do want ULES around the country.

4485
03:12:54,900 --> 03:12:55,100
Yay!

4486
03:12:55,900 --> 03:12:57,500
I don't know.

4487
03:12:57,600 --> 03:12:58,020
I don't know.

4488
03:12:58,020 --> 03:12:58,020
Great.

4489
03:13:00,020 --> 03:13:01,100
A great atmosphere.

4490
03:13:02,440 --> 03:13:02,620
Start.

4491
03:13:02,860 --> 03:13:03,800
The pissed people.

4492
03:13:04,000 --> 03:13:05,460
It starts to get a little bit rowdy.

4493
03:13:05,700 --> 03:13:06,160
No sacks.

4494
03:13:06,320 --> 03:13:08,020
I think I only sing the end bit.

4495
03:13:08,880 --> 03:13:11,400
Someone yeti-ing and oi-oi-ing there.

4496
03:13:11,400 --> 03:13:13,000
To you, Les.

4497
03:13:13,180 --> 03:13:15,740
And somebody who believes it really is the right thing to do.

4498
03:13:16,000 --> 03:13:17,360
Never let it be said on GB News.

4499
03:13:17,580 --> 03:13:19,860
We don't give all points of view a pretty fair.

4500
03:13:20,520 --> 03:13:21,360
Go back here.

4501
03:13:21,400 --> 03:13:24,840
There are 500,000 asthmatic people living with asthma in London.

4502
03:13:25,940 --> 03:13:29,100
The exhaust pipe of the car being blamed for everything.

4503
03:13:29,340 --> 03:13:30,140
For all the pollution.

4504
03:13:30,140 --> 03:13:30,460
This guy.

4505
03:13:30,580 --> 03:13:33,900
I think this guy was making the point for asthmatics.

4506
03:13:34,100 --> 03:13:35,820
But he lost the crowd.

4507
03:13:36,020 --> 03:13:37,600
And the crowd started having a go at it.

4508
03:13:37,600 --> 03:13:40,400
Now, the idea about poor people is really important.

4509
03:13:40,640 --> 03:13:40,880
Very.

4510
03:13:40,980 --> 03:13:42,320
Because two things on that.

4511
03:13:42,460 --> 03:13:47,920
First of all, the Tory government has refused to give Londoners the same help they give poor people.

4512
03:13:47,920 --> 03:13:48,700
Thank you very much.

4513
03:13:48,780 --> 03:13:51,220
In other oolaises in other major cities across Britain.

4514
03:13:51,480 --> 03:13:55,660
So why are they penalising poor people in London by not giving the same scrappage to Londoners?

4515
03:13:55,660 --> 03:13:56,040
Londoners.

4516
03:13:56,240 --> 03:14:03,740
Is that 80% of the people in London pay the highest public transport fares in the world?

4517
03:14:04,180 --> 03:14:04,660
But Donohan.

4518
03:14:04,660 --> 03:14:05,660
But Donohan.

4519
03:14:06,020 --> 03:14:06,300
Listen.

4520
03:14:06,660 --> 03:14:07,920
If we were having this debate.

4521
03:14:08,220 --> 03:14:09,800
We were having this debate in Clapham.

4522
03:14:10,100 --> 03:14:12,240
I love the way there's people just shouting in.

4523
03:14:12,380 --> 03:14:13,720
Drunk people in the background.

4524
03:14:13,720 --> 03:14:14,500
In South London.

4525
03:14:14,720 --> 03:14:16,480
I think it gets a little bit too rowdy.

4526
03:14:16,580 --> 03:14:17,780
There's a fella with a dog.

4527
03:14:17,880 --> 03:14:19,140
He's got a dog on a leash.

4528
03:14:19,340 --> 03:14:22,360
And I just didn't take any times down.

4529
03:14:22,360 --> 03:14:24,000
And asthma in particular.

4530
03:14:24,000 --> 03:14:26,580
The millions of people every day that use London Underground.

4531
03:14:26,580 --> 03:14:29,140
It seems he's made no effort to clean that up at all.

4532
03:14:29,140 --> 03:14:31,220
What about all the kids who get on the Underground every night?

4533
03:14:31,220 --> 03:14:31,860
First of all.

4534
03:14:32,260 --> 03:14:32,760
This is it.

4535
03:14:32,820 --> 03:14:33,540
This is beautiful.

4536
03:14:34,360 --> 03:14:34,920
Here we go.

4537
03:14:35,240 --> 03:14:35,420
Yeah.

4538
03:14:35,500 --> 03:14:37,960
And the fella who was the asthmatic fella is Irish.

4539
03:14:38,340 --> 03:14:47,420
So I think they've sneakily put the guy who was who was kind of putting the liberal case up ahead.

4540
03:14:47,520 --> 03:14:49,060
You know making the case for the liberal stuff.

4541
03:14:49,360 --> 03:14:49,660
They've gone.

4542
03:14:49,780 --> 03:14:50,900
Oh we'll get the Irish fella in.

4543
03:14:50,900 --> 03:14:55,480
And it just makes it even more kind of fucking edgy at the time.

4544
03:14:55,680 --> 03:14:55,980
Like you know.

4545
03:14:56,340 --> 03:14:57,900
And then you've got this fella here going.

4546
03:14:58,540 --> 03:15:01,700
What about all that fucking stuff you go.

4547
03:15:03,560 --> 03:15:05,620
And there's like lads there.

4548
03:15:06,320 --> 03:15:08,980
Look at that slung fleece.

4549
03:15:09,880 --> 03:15:11,720
Shoulder slung fleece there.

4550
03:15:12,240 --> 03:15:13,460
He means business that fella.

4551
03:15:14,020 --> 03:15:17,600
Then you've got this fucking Easter Island statue man.

4552
03:15:17,940 --> 03:15:23,080
And remember we do have the show of strength dude with the shades on and the white t-shirt.

4553
03:15:23,580 --> 03:15:28,580
But it's this guy here who's chiming in with the what about comment.

4554
03:15:28,900 --> 03:15:30,280
Let's have a little look at that.

4555
03:15:32,300 --> 03:15:34,680
Health and asthma in particular.

4556
03:15:35,220 --> 03:15:37,220
The millions of people every day that use London Underground.

4557
03:15:37,520 --> 03:15:39,800
It seems he's made no effort to clean that up at all.

4558
03:15:39,800 --> 03:15:41,840
What about all the kids who get on the Underground every day?

4559
03:15:41,840 --> 03:15:42,580
First of all.

4560
03:15:43,360 --> 03:15:44,300
First point is.

4561
03:15:44,460 --> 03:15:44,800
You say.

4562
03:15:48,060 --> 03:15:53,560
What about all the kids who get on the Underground every day?

4563
03:15:53,560 --> 03:15:53,920
Yeah.

4564
03:15:56,160 --> 03:15:58,840
Sadiq Khan doesn't believe in this himself personally.

4565
03:15:59,060 --> 03:15:59,880
I think that's unfair.

4566
03:16:00,220 --> 03:16:01,540
Because he himself suffers.

4567
03:16:01,900 --> 03:16:03,420
Because he himself suffers from asthma.

4568
03:16:03,780 --> 03:16:04,100
Yes.

4569
03:16:04,320 --> 03:16:08,080
So he identifies with a half a million Londoners who suffer from asthma.

4570
03:16:08,360 --> 03:16:10,320
My next door neighbour is an elderly lady.

4571
03:16:11,060 --> 03:16:13,620
Whenever there's a peak in car pollution in London.

4572
03:16:13,880 --> 03:16:18,800
she has suffered from heart disease and she cannot walk when there's high pollution measures.

4573
03:16:18,800 --> 03:16:22,380
Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. And secondly, there are people on the underground.

4574
03:16:22,380 --> 03:16:29,740
Yeah, go on, finish on that. So, the point about the underground is that, yes, there is high metal pollution on the underground,

4575
03:16:29,740 --> 03:16:34,560
but people don't live on the underground, they do believe on roads, major roads around London.

4576
03:16:34,560 --> 03:16:43,300
And if you look at the map today, look at the map today. Hang on, bear with us, bear with us. Bear with us. Bear with us. Bear with us.

4577
03:16:43,300 --> 03:16:50,300
Quiet, please. Quiet, please. If you look a map of London today...

4578
03:16:50,300 --> 03:16:58,160
Fucking sounds like the market stall ambient sound in EastEnders. You know, they have the ambient sound of people just going...

4579
03:16:58,160 --> 03:17:07,660
And they're not even in London, I think they're in fucking... some field, I don't know, some countryside place.

4580
03:17:07,660 --> 03:17:12,360
Including outer London, you will see the map of where the pollution peaks across London are,

4581
03:17:12,720 --> 03:17:19,720
They're on the major roads, and in outer London today, if you look at the maps, they are breaking the World Health Organization's safety levels today.

4582
03:17:19,720 --> 03:17:26,720
Well, the only problem there is...

4583
03:17:26,720 --> 03:17:26,720
The only problem there is...

4584
03:17:26,720 --> 03:17:29,720
What a bit suspicious of them. Final word, Mike Rutherford...

4585
03:17:29,720 --> 03:17:30,720
The only problem there...

4586
03:17:30,720 --> 03:17:31,720
The only problem there is...

4587
03:17:31,720 --> 03:17:34,720
What a bit suspicious of them. Final word...

4588
03:17:34,720 --> 03:17:41,720
To Pat, Pat, Pat...

4589
03:17:41,720 --> 03:17:43,720
To Pat, Pat...

4590
03:17:43,720 --> 03:17:44,720
Mike Rutherford...

4591
03:17:44,720 --> 03:17:48,720
The point being made is that air quality next to main road...

4592
03:17:49,720 --> 03:17:51,720
Nigel Shafiq, thank you very much.

4593
03:17:51,720 --> 03:17:52,720
I think some...

4594
03:17:52,720 --> 03:17:54,720
I think some...

4595
03:17:54,720 --> 03:17:55,720
There's a woman shouting the background there.

4596
03:17:55,720 --> 03:17:57,720
Final word, Mike Rutherford...

4597
03:17:58,720 --> 03:18:02,720
The point being made is that air quality next to main road...

4598
03:18:02,720 --> 03:18:04,720
Look at that there, did you see that?

4599
03:18:04,720 --> 03:18:07,720
Lady in the background chiming in with it...

4600
03:18:07,720 --> 03:18:11,720
Giving it large, and then as soon as she said it...

4601
03:18:11,720 --> 03:18:16,720
She turns around, and I think the husband shakes his head as if to say...

4602
03:18:16,720 --> 03:18:18,720
That was too much.

4603
03:18:18,720 --> 03:18:20,720
Let's have a quick look at that again.

4604
03:18:20,720 --> 03:18:22,720
Pissed woman shouts...

4605
03:18:22,720 --> 03:18:23,720
Rutherford...

4606
03:18:23,720 --> 03:18:25,720
The point being made is that...

4607
03:18:26,720 --> 03:18:28,720
Fucking vodka and coke...

4608
03:18:28,720 --> 03:18:29,720
Was that something...

4609
03:18:29,720 --> 03:18:31,720
Was she shouting something about being Irish there?

4610
03:18:31,720 --> 03:18:32,720
Have a look at that again.

4611
03:18:33,720 --> 03:18:35,720
Final word, Mike Rutherford...

4612
03:18:36,720 --> 03:18:40,720
The point being made is that air quality next to main roads can be bad.

4613
03:18:40,720 --> 03:18:41,480
That is a fair...

4614
03:18:41,480 --> 03:18:50,300
And you can see, I can actually see the husband there saying, I wouldn't have said that, love.

4615
03:18:50,440 --> 03:18:52,520
I wouldn't have said that. Watch the way he says that.

4616
03:18:53,080 --> 03:18:56,660
The point being made is that air quality next to main roads can be bad.

4617
03:18:56,880 --> 03:18:57,480
That is a...

4618
03:18:57,480 --> 03:19:02,000
I wouldn't have said that, love. I wouldn't have done that.

4619
03:19:03,820 --> 03:19:04,720
A fair point.

4620
03:19:04,920 --> 03:19:05,600
Of course.

4621
03:19:08,400 --> 03:19:12,220
But what is not a fair point is that you blame the lady's asthma problem.

4622
03:19:13,100 --> 03:19:18,480
And there we have shoulder slung fleece, another angle.

4623
03:19:19,580 --> 03:19:20,420
Another angle.

4624
03:19:20,920 --> 03:19:24,080
But he's just waiting in the rafters.

4625
03:19:24,840 --> 03:19:26,360
And he will fleece you.

4626
03:19:27,020 --> 03:19:28,960
You said specifically car pollution.

4627
03:19:29,280 --> 03:19:30,000
That's what I mean.

4628
03:19:30,000 --> 03:19:32,000
It's narrowed down to the car.

4629
03:19:32,600 --> 03:19:34,560
Where's the guy gone that was here?

4630
03:19:34,660 --> 03:19:36,160
The show of strength merchant.

4631
03:19:36,640 --> 03:19:37,500
His presence.

4632
03:19:38,500 --> 03:19:41,740
There's a big gap there, which is disconcerting.

4633
03:19:42,960 --> 03:19:43,820
Where's he gone to?

4634
03:19:43,840 --> 03:19:44,380
It's not the bus.

4635
03:19:44,480 --> 03:19:45,720
It's not the truck.

4636
03:19:45,880 --> 03:19:47,400
It's not anything else.

4637
03:19:47,520 --> 03:19:48,180
It's the car.

4638
03:19:48,300 --> 03:19:49,080
So we're barking...

4639
03:19:49,080 --> 03:19:52,940
Guys, I tell you what, I've tried to make sure you both get a fair crack at the win.

4640
03:19:52,940 --> 03:19:53,960
One last point, Nigel.

4641
03:19:54,060 --> 03:19:54,600
Very quick.

4642
03:19:55,200 --> 03:20:02,240
If he really believed in this, if he really believed that these cars are killing children and others and harming us, he would say, I don't want your money.

4643
03:20:02,340 --> 03:20:03,620
I'm going to ban the lot of them.

4644
03:20:03,620 --> 03:20:05,620
The reason he's doing it...

4645
03:20:05,620 --> 03:20:09,120
The reason he's doing it is he wants your...

4646
03:20:09,120 --> 03:20:10,500
That is a logical argument.

4647
03:20:10,820 --> 03:20:15,560
Mike Rutherford, Jonathan McCarthy, thank you both very much indeed for joining me for that package.

4648
03:20:16,020 --> 03:20:19,480
Now, let's get the opinion of some local people.

4649
03:20:19,560 --> 03:20:22,860
I went out yesterday and filmed some local people who will be severely impacted.

4650
03:20:23,320 --> 03:20:23,720
Great.

4651
03:20:26,440 --> 03:20:31,600
Out and about VT segment where he went and met some real local people.

4652
03:20:31,760 --> 03:20:32,080
Let's have a look.

4653
03:20:32,080 --> 03:20:39,420
Well, there are literally more horses than people living in this part of what is Greater London.

4654
03:20:39,720 --> 03:20:41,220
And this is a real issue.

4655
03:20:41,440 --> 03:20:42,660
It isn't just local people that ride.

4656
03:20:42,740 --> 03:20:46,260
People come out from London, underprivileged kids, etc.

4657
03:20:46,620 --> 03:20:50,020
Now, Ronnie's been leading, leading protest after-poses.

4658
03:20:50,020 --> 03:20:52,800
What's the big beef with horse riders?

4659
03:20:53,140 --> 03:20:57,800
I think really it's all the non-compliant vehicles, as you can see behind us.

4660
03:20:58,180 --> 03:20:58,800
None of these vehicles...

4661
03:21:01,260 --> 03:21:02,160
Can is wrong.

4662
03:21:02,160 --> 03:21:03,040
Vehicles are compliant.

4663
03:21:03,300 --> 03:21:04,620
I don't think there's anything here.

4664
03:21:04,680 --> 03:21:05,700
Hard job to do.

4665
03:21:06,060 --> 03:21:08,060
Just chatting to people.

4666
03:21:08,520 --> 03:21:09,840
The fun is in the rowdiness.

4667
03:21:09,840 --> 03:21:10,180
Around the village.

4668
03:21:10,580 --> 03:21:12,900
So many people are worried about how much they can...

4669
03:21:12,900 --> 03:21:17,240
Philip Hatch came out of a side hatch to give the interview.

4670
03:21:17,260 --> 03:21:17,860
Just then to change their car.

4671
03:21:18,180 --> 03:21:19,600
I don't just use my car for work.

4672
03:21:19,660 --> 03:21:22,380
I use it for personal use as well.

4673
03:21:22,600 --> 03:21:23,920
Community events like this.

4674
03:21:24,100 --> 03:21:26,680
I'm humping speakers around this recreation ground, you know.

4675
03:21:28,220 --> 03:21:29,260
Humping speakers.

4676
03:21:29,840 --> 03:21:30,840
What's going on there?

4677
03:21:30,840 --> 03:21:31,560
As well.

4678
03:21:31,740 --> 03:21:33,100
Community events like this.

4679
03:21:33,260 --> 03:21:35,860
I'm humping speakers around this recreation ground, you know.

4680
03:21:37,320 --> 03:21:39,320
Does he be fucking...

4681
03:21:39,320 --> 03:21:40,160
Is he humping...

4682
03:21:40,160 --> 03:21:44,160
Is he getting on the speakers and cranking up the base of Farage?

4683
03:21:44,680 --> 03:21:47,360
Old podcasts of Farage on LBC.

4684
03:21:49,300 --> 03:21:52,020
Fucking Howard Stern private parts job, is it?

4685
03:21:52,480 --> 03:21:53,560
Well, how am I going to do that?

4686
03:21:53,640 --> 03:21:54,520
If events like this.

4687
03:21:54,660 --> 03:21:57,240
I'm humping speakers around this recreation ground, you know.

4688
03:21:57,700 --> 03:21:59,680
Well, how am I going to do that if I haven't got this car?

4689
03:21:59,680 --> 03:22:01,940
And I'm just...

4690
03:22:01,940 --> 03:22:03,380
How's that going to improve air quality?

4691
03:22:03,540 --> 03:22:03,760
It's not.

4692
03:22:03,820 --> 03:22:04,700
It's just going to put...

4693
03:22:04,700 --> 03:22:06,220
Well, there we are.

4694
03:22:06,280 --> 03:22:06,860
Taxi control.

4695
03:22:07,060 --> 03:22:10,040
And that's a lovely glance as well from Farage.

4696
03:22:10,120 --> 03:22:13,480
Coming back from the VT to the outside broadcast.

4697
03:22:14,240 --> 03:22:19,240
A little hanging Chad moment where he's looking the monitor to see if he's coming back.

4698
03:22:19,320 --> 03:22:23,820
And we get to see behind the scenes, really, of production.

4699
03:22:23,920 --> 03:22:25,860
Because he should just be addressing us straight away.

4700
03:22:26,540 --> 03:22:29,760
But, of course, they probably have not...

4701
03:22:29,760 --> 03:22:31,140
They've short-staffed it again.

4702
03:22:31,600 --> 03:22:34,000
And they don't have somebody to cue Nige.

4703
03:22:34,260 --> 03:22:36,160
He's doing 20 jobs at once.

4704
03:22:36,580 --> 03:22:37,940
And then you've got this guy.

4705
03:22:39,500 --> 03:22:40,360
Just waiting.

4706
03:22:41,860 --> 03:22:43,300
Waiting in the rafters.

4707
03:22:44,420 --> 03:22:45,420
He's not happy.

4708
03:22:46,640 --> 03:22:47,660
But he's there.

4709
03:22:48,280 --> 03:22:50,300
Well, there we are.

4710
03:22:50,380 --> 03:22:50,940
Taxi control.

4711
03:22:51,060 --> 03:22:51,820
That's my belief.

4712
03:22:52,000 --> 03:22:54,000
I don't think it's going to make any difference to air quality.

4713
03:22:54,440 --> 03:22:55,660
I thank you, gentlemen, for coming in.

4714
03:22:55,900 --> 03:22:57,480
I'm having passion on both sides of the debate.

4715
03:22:57,700 --> 03:23:01,560
In a moment, in the hot seat, the leader of Bromley Council, Colin Smith.

4716
03:23:01,700 --> 03:23:03,120
Back with you in a couple of minutes.

4717
03:23:06,960 --> 03:23:07,880
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

4718
03:23:07,880 --> 03:23:09,340
I don't think there was anything else.

4719
03:23:09,420 --> 03:23:12,160
I think there's just another kind of fucking...

4720
03:23:12,160 --> 03:23:12,660
The world.

4721
03:23:12,980 --> 03:23:14,760
Life is really like for households.

4722
03:23:15,980 --> 03:23:16,920
With a dog.

4723
03:23:17,300 --> 03:23:18,860
This time, he's got a dog with him.

4724
03:23:19,000 --> 03:23:20,200
...respected you for trying.

4725
03:23:21,360 --> 03:23:21,760
Your party.

4726
03:23:21,840 --> 03:23:22,500
Not you personally.

4727
03:23:22,620 --> 03:23:23,820
When your party had the chance.

4728
03:23:24,660 --> 03:23:25,280
Bra, bra, bra.

4729
03:23:25,940 --> 03:23:27,100
Article 143.

4730
03:23:27,160 --> 03:23:27,280
Yeah.

4731
03:23:28,280 --> 03:23:28,720
November.

4732
03:23:30,380 --> 03:23:31,720
Yes, here we go.

4733
03:23:32,640 --> 03:23:34,640
Just a bad atmosphere.

4734
03:23:34,640 --> 03:23:38,000
You know, and you can see he's even going...

4735
03:23:38,000 --> 03:23:38,520
Not now.

4736
03:23:38,820 --> 03:23:39,800
He's even going...

4737
03:23:39,800 --> 03:23:40,660
Oh, God.

4738
03:23:40,800 --> 03:23:41,640
Some of these people...

4739
03:23:42,540 --> 03:23:44,680
Some of these people are a bit fucking much.

4740
03:23:45,220 --> 03:23:45,920
...is...

4741
03:23:45,920 --> 03:23:48,920
Before Susan does or doesn't get in.

4742
03:23:49,540 --> 03:23:52,420
It clearly doesn't, as things stand.

4743
03:23:52,680 --> 03:23:53,120
But...

4744
03:23:53,120 --> 03:23:56,500
What you will look for after the Queen's speech

4745
03:23:56,500 --> 03:23:59,500
and after Parliament comes back in November...

4746
03:23:59,500 --> 03:24:00,640
November...

4747
03:24:00,640 --> 03:24:01,640
Is...

4748
03:24:02,900 --> 03:24:03,760
Big pardon.

4749
03:24:03,920 --> 03:24:04,420
I do...

4750
03:24:04,420 --> 03:24:05,240
We'll do that.

4751
03:24:05,320 --> 03:24:05,740
Don't worry.

4752
03:24:05,900 --> 03:24:06,800
I do beg pardon.

4753
03:24:07,020 --> 03:24:08,000
It certainly is.

4754
03:24:08,020 --> 03:24:08,920
After all those years.

4755
03:24:09,220 --> 03:24:10,080
It certainly is.

4756
03:24:10,160 --> 03:24:10,660
Bless him.

4757
03:24:11,880 --> 03:24:14,760
Show of strength, man, is back again

4758
03:24:14,760 --> 03:24:19,280
and again with fleece-slung shoulder.

4759
03:24:20,000 --> 03:24:20,560
Well done.

4760
03:24:21,080 --> 03:24:21,520
Yes.

4761
03:24:21,920 --> 03:24:24,420
But what we would hopefully look for,

4762
03:24:24,700 --> 03:24:26,320
if there is cross-party agreement,

4763
03:24:26,900 --> 03:24:28,860
and bear in mind there are an awful lot of

4764
03:24:28,860 --> 03:24:29,780
very embarrassed,

4765
03:24:30,260 --> 03:24:31,280
very awkward feeling,

4766
03:24:31,800 --> 03:24:34,040
Labour candidates for the general election next year.

4767
03:24:34,040 --> 03:24:34,180
There are.

4768
03:24:34,180 --> 03:24:34,440
There are.

4769
03:24:34,560 --> 03:24:35,220
There will be a lot of...

4770
03:24:35,220 --> 03:24:36,380
Final thoughts.

4771
03:24:36,640 --> 03:24:37,100
I'm just going to skip...

4772
03:24:37,100 --> 03:24:38,000
Up until 1965,

4773
03:24:39,060 --> 03:24:40,000
Darwin war...

4774
03:24:40,000 --> 03:24:41,460
They're starting to get even more pissed.

4775
03:24:41,520 --> 03:24:42,180
Look at this fella.

4776
03:24:43,040 --> 03:24:44,500
Imagine how shit this is.

4777
03:24:44,640 --> 03:24:45,660
You're getting pissed,

4778
03:24:45,780 --> 03:24:46,920
but you can't move around.

4779
03:24:47,040 --> 03:24:47,600
This guy is just like...

4780
03:24:47,600 --> 03:24:50,540
head in hand,

4781
03:24:50,780 --> 03:24:52,360
wanting to probably say stuff.

4782
03:24:52,960 --> 03:24:54,120
A lot of crossed arms,

4783
03:24:54,220 --> 03:24:55,220
a lot of fucking...

4784
03:24:55,220 --> 03:24:57,340
consternation.

4785
03:24:58,000 --> 03:25:00,380
And because the pixelation of the face

4786
03:25:00,380 --> 03:25:01,500
is so far out of shot,

4787
03:25:01,600 --> 03:25:01,960
this guy,

4788
03:25:02,220 --> 03:25:02,580
again,

4789
03:25:02,680 --> 03:25:06,860
it has another PlayStation 2 era effect on his face.

4790
03:25:07,380 --> 03:25:08,960
I would say this guy is

4791
03:25:08,960 --> 03:25:11,280
baddie from Tomb Raider 3,

4792
03:25:11,640 --> 03:25:12,720
the London levels.

4793
03:25:13,800 --> 03:25:14,120
Do you know?

4794
03:25:14,540 --> 03:25:15,660
When you're in the underground

4795
03:25:15,660 --> 03:25:16,700
or you're down,

4796
03:25:16,980 --> 03:25:19,020
you're near the fucking museum

4797
03:25:19,020 --> 03:25:20,020
or whatever you have.

4798
03:25:21,240 --> 03:25:21,920
This ward,

4799
03:25:22,000 --> 03:25:23,680
the most rural ward in the GLA

4800
03:25:23,680 --> 03:25:24,740
and Biggin Hill ward,

4801
03:25:25,300 --> 03:25:26,000
were both part of

4802
03:25:26,000 --> 03:25:27,120
Sevenoaks District Council

4803
03:25:27,120 --> 03:25:28,200
and Kent County Council.

4804
03:25:28,200 --> 03:25:28,780
Underground one.

4805
03:25:28,840 --> 03:25:29,660
The value changes

4806
03:25:29,660 --> 03:25:31,060
brought us back into it.

4807
03:25:31,300 --> 03:25:32,300
Let's have a look at the front page

4808
03:25:32,300 --> 03:25:33,300
of today's Evening Standard.

4809
03:25:33,540 --> 03:25:33,960
Please,

4810
03:25:34,040 --> 03:25:35,000
if you can put that up for me.

4811
03:25:38,280 --> 03:25:38,720
Francis,

4812
03:25:38,860 --> 03:25:39,740
did you see Farage

4813
03:25:39,740 --> 03:25:40,460
on the late, late,

4814
03:25:40,560 --> 03:25:41,880
the time when he kept saying

4815
03:25:41,880 --> 03:25:42,960
withdraw, madam,

4816
03:25:43,180 --> 03:25:44,480
withdraw to a woman in the crowd?

4817
03:25:45,080 --> 03:25:46,220
I seen it, boom, boom,

4818
03:25:46,380 --> 03:25:47,680
and I have to correct you,

4819
03:25:47,840 --> 03:25:49,420
that was not Farage,

4820
03:25:49,480 --> 03:25:51,500
that was Lord Monkton.

4821
03:25:52,100 --> 03:25:52,980
And he was on

4822
03:25:52,980 --> 03:25:53,840
at the same time

4823
03:25:53,840 --> 03:25:55,700
as Jim Corr as well.

4824
03:25:56,280 --> 03:25:57,120
It's a classic clip.

4825
03:25:57,940 --> 03:25:59,360
We might watch that one day.

4826
03:25:59,440 --> 03:26:00,000
There it is.

4827
03:26:00,300 --> 03:26:01,860
But I can see where you made the,

4828
03:26:02,080 --> 03:26:04,540
you said it was Farage

4829
03:26:04,540 --> 03:26:05,420
because they both have

4830
03:26:05,420 --> 03:26:07,280
a similar set of eyes.

4831
03:26:07,280 --> 03:26:07,540
Gotcha.

4832
03:26:08,000 --> 03:26:09,360
London's green dream

4833
03:26:09,360 --> 03:26:10,420
comes alive.

4834
03:26:10,960 --> 03:26:12,100
Do you know what that tells me, Colin?

4835
03:26:12,500 --> 03:26:13,420
That tells me

4836
03:26:13,420 --> 03:26:14,900
that the needs and desires

4837
03:26:14,900 --> 03:26:16,280
of people that live in inner London,

4838
03:26:16,520 --> 03:26:18,420
in urban London,

4839
03:26:18,480 --> 03:26:20,120
are completely different.

4840
03:26:20,760 --> 03:26:21,660
I think he's going for it.

4841
03:26:21,660 --> 03:26:22,700
He wants a big crowd

4842
03:26:22,700 --> 03:26:25,480
moment before he fucks off

4843
03:26:25,480 --> 03:26:26,240
to the adverts,

4844
03:26:26,320 --> 03:26:27,480
of which they have none

4845
03:26:27,480 --> 03:26:28,480
on GB News.

4846
03:26:28,580 --> 03:26:29,740
They just have the same

4847
03:26:29,740 --> 03:26:32,240
fucking promos

4848
03:26:32,240 --> 03:26:32,700
for their shows.

4849
03:26:32,700 --> 03:26:33,680
For those living in rural,

4850
03:26:34,140 --> 03:26:34,760
greater London.

4851
03:26:35,120 --> 03:26:36,140
And I put it to you,

4852
03:26:36,380 --> 03:26:37,360
why should the people

4853
03:26:37,360 --> 03:26:38,160
that live in Darwin,

4854
03:26:38,260 --> 03:26:38,540
Warden?

4855
03:26:38,620 --> 03:26:38,900
No disrespect.

4856
03:26:39,200 --> 03:26:39,760
The hell with it.

4857
03:26:40,660 --> 03:26:41,360
Leave the greater London.

4858
03:26:41,660 --> 03:26:42,680
Here we go.

4859
03:26:42,740 --> 03:26:43,760
He's gone off on one

4860
03:26:43,760 --> 03:26:44,660
and on a big,

4861
03:26:44,780 --> 03:26:46,040
long fucking polemic

4862
03:26:46,040 --> 03:26:47,560
for the outro

4863
03:26:47,560 --> 03:26:48,760
for this segment.

4864
03:26:49,600 --> 03:26:50,460
And then there's a few

4865
03:26:50,460 --> 03:26:52,240
Grant Mitchell cheers

4866
03:26:52,240 --> 03:26:52,820
in the background.

4867
03:26:53,060 --> 03:26:54,680
Authority and rejoin camp.

4868
03:26:58,880 --> 03:26:59,900
Look at that fella.

4869
03:27:01,020 --> 03:27:02,440
Is he taking the piss?

4870
03:27:03,200 --> 03:27:04,480
Is he pretending that?

4871
03:27:04,640 --> 03:27:04,920
Watch.

4872
03:27:05,520 --> 03:27:06,820
Look at this guy here.

4873
03:27:08,180 --> 03:27:09,100
The agreement

4874
03:27:09,100 --> 03:27:10,880
that he has on his face.

4875
03:27:11,000 --> 03:27:13,100
It's a bit Rodney-esque.

4876
03:27:33,100 --> 03:27:34,360
I'm going to get fucking

4877
03:27:34,360 --> 03:27:35,760
done, no doubt.

4878
03:27:36,380 --> 03:27:36,600
You know,

4879
03:27:36,660 --> 03:27:37,360
something has been,

4880
03:27:37,480 --> 03:27:38,620
it's been stopping me

4881
03:27:38,620 --> 03:27:39,780
from doing streams

4882
03:27:39,780 --> 03:27:40,760
because I can't,

4883
03:27:41,780 --> 03:27:43,500
just the idea of like

4884
03:27:43,500 --> 03:27:44,420
getting told off

4885
03:27:44,420 --> 03:27:45,380
for being loud again,

4886
03:27:45,440 --> 03:27:45,680
you know.

4887
03:27:47,320 --> 03:27:48,840
It's a fucking cunt.

4888
03:27:49,060 --> 03:27:49,100
Like,

4889
03:27:49,180 --> 03:27:50,520
it just stops you

4890
03:27:50,520 --> 03:27:51,520
from having fun.

4891
03:27:52,800 --> 03:27:53,120
So,

4892
03:27:53,500 --> 03:27:53,900
I don't know,

4893
03:27:53,940 --> 03:27:54,840
I'm trying to do it now,

4894
03:27:54,940 --> 03:27:55,360
but I mean,

4895
03:27:55,860 --> 03:27:57,060
can't do it late at night.

4896
03:28:00,060 --> 03:28:00,920
look at this.

4897
03:28:00,920 --> 03:28:00,920
Look at this.

4898
03:28:01,300 --> 03:28:02,800
He reminds me of like

4899
03:28:02,800 --> 03:28:04,840
a character in a fucking sitcom

4900
03:28:04,840 --> 03:28:06,280
who's pretending to be,

4901
03:28:06,340 --> 03:28:06,980
it's a kind of like

4902
03:28:06,980 --> 03:28:07,980
brass eye

4903
03:28:07,980 --> 03:28:09,520
sort of,

4904
03:28:10,120 --> 03:28:10,440
you know,

4905
03:28:10,520 --> 03:28:11,100
agreement.

4906
03:28:11,740 --> 03:28:12,740
I don't know,

4907
03:28:12,800 --> 03:28:14,740
or a big train.

4908
03:28:15,120 --> 03:28:16,460
You're a man out of big train.

4909
03:28:19,460 --> 03:28:22,120
I have to say,

4910
03:28:22,280 --> 03:28:23,540
I have to say,

4911
03:28:23,660 --> 03:28:24,420
I didn't know,

4912
03:28:25,300 --> 03:28:25,720
I hadn't,

4913
03:28:25,720 --> 03:28:27,700
I hadn't road tested that.

4914
03:28:28,840 --> 03:28:29,940
Jesus Christ,

4915
03:28:30,100 --> 03:28:30,240
who,

4916
03:28:31,500 --> 03:28:31,800
it's,

4917
03:28:31,800 --> 03:28:32,740
it's him that's doing

4918
03:28:32,740 --> 03:28:33,420
the shouting look.

4919
03:28:33,540 --> 03:28:34,240
This is the guy

4920
03:28:34,240 --> 03:28:35,960
and he's got a dog

4921
03:28:35,960 --> 03:28:37,160
on a fucking rope.

4922
03:28:40,440 --> 03:28:41,460
What do we see?

4923
03:28:42,460 --> 03:28:43,480
It feels like Brexit

4924
03:28:43,480 --> 03:28:44,180
all over again

4925
03:28:44,180 --> 03:28:44,680
with this op.

4926
03:28:45,240 --> 03:28:45,460
Well,

4927
03:28:45,640 --> 03:28:46,600
I just know where I am

4928
03:28:46,600 --> 03:28:47,140
on that as well.

4929
03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:47,360
But,

4930
03:28:47,360 --> 03:28:48,180
but,

4931
03:28:48,180 --> 03:28:50,500
here we go,

4932
03:28:50,560 --> 03:28:50,760
look.

4933
03:28:52,240 --> 03:28:53,500
Thank you very much there,

4934
03:28:53,660 --> 03:28:54,060
Nexus.

4935
03:28:55,780 --> 03:28:56,240
Who says,

4936
03:28:56,340 --> 03:28:57,840
Nigel didn't even blink

4937
03:28:57,840 --> 03:28:59,160
when your man said

4938
03:28:59,160 --> 03:29:00,380
he was humping speakers.

4939
03:29:00,900 --> 03:29:01,280
I know,

4940
03:29:01,340 --> 03:29:02,380
I made a note of that

4941
03:29:02,380 --> 03:29:02,940
myself,

4942
03:29:03,620 --> 03:29:04,960
but this guy is there

4943
03:29:04,960 --> 03:29:06,060
and he's ready

4944
03:29:06,060 --> 03:29:07,420
and there's a bit of

4945
03:29:07,420 --> 03:29:08,840
fucking acknowledgement

4946
03:29:08,840 --> 03:29:10,280
of something

4947
03:29:10,280 --> 03:29:11,740
that has gone on there

4948
03:29:11,740 --> 03:29:12,840
with the black armband.

4949
03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:14,300
Or maybe that's

4950
03:29:14,300 --> 03:29:15,120
a signifier.

4951
03:29:15,820 --> 03:29:17,260
Just not to fucking

4952
03:29:17,260 --> 03:29:18,040
start anything.

4953
03:29:18,040 --> 03:29:18,760
because he'd be

4954
03:29:18,760 --> 03:29:19,620
fucking dishing out

4955
03:29:19,620 --> 03:29:20,220
a bit of fucking

4956
03:29:20,220 --> 03:29:21,620
death.

4957
03:29:21,620 --> 03:29:22,280
You see my point?

4958
03:29:22,360 --> 03:29:22,460
Yeah,

4959
03:29:22,680 --> 03:29:23,380
allow me to answer.

4960
03:29:23,700 --> 03:29:23,820
I mean,

4961
03:29:23,920 --> 03:29:26,860
what we have clearly got

4962
03:29:26,860 --> 03:29:28,480
is a Zone 1 mayor

4963
03:29:28,480 --> 03:29:30,040
who uses Outer London

4964
03:29:30,040 --> 03:29:31,280
as a cash point machine.

4965
03:29:31,440 --> 03:29:31,600
Yep.

4966
03:29:31,720 --> 03:29:32,920
We've seen it for years.

4967
03:29:33,060 --> 03:29:33,420
This just,

4968
03:29:33,500 --> 03:29:34,520
he knows he doesn't get you.

4969
03:29:34,620 --> 03:29:35,980
I'm just going to skip on

4970
03:29:35,980 --> 03:29:37,560
to see if there's any more

4971
03:29:37,560 --> 03:29:37,980
fucking,

4972
03:29:37,980 --> 03:29:39,640
a good one.

4973
03:29:39,960 --> 03:29:41,200
And a lot of people ask it

4974
03:29:41,200 --> 03:29:42,740
with increasing regularity.

4975
03:29:43,440 --> 03:29:45,120
Unpick the law from 1964

4976
03:29:45,120 --> 03:29:45,940
come five.

4977
03:29:46,140 --> 03:29:46,240
Yeah.

4978
03:29:46,480 --> 03:29:47,480
I can't.

4979
03:29:47,480 --> 03:29:48,480
I can't.

4980
03:29:49,340 --> 03:29:49,800
You,

4981
03:29:49,940 --> 03:29:50,140
Colin,

4982
03:29:50,240 --> 03:29:50,480
Colin,

4983
03:29:50,560 --> 03:29:51,000
can't do it.

4984
03:29:52,700 --> 03:29:54,280
I can't.

4985
03:29:54,340 --> 03:29:54,460
No,

4986
03:29:54,540 --> 03:29:54,760
sure.

4987
03:29:54,760 --> 03:29:55,400
But what I would recommend

4988
03:29:55,400 --> 03:29:57,040
anybody that did want.

4989
03:29:57,700 --> 03:29:58,680
Lovely eye roll

4990
03:29:58,680 --> 03:30:01,460
to the external monitor there.

4991
03:30:01,480 --> 03:30:01,880
I can't.

4992
03:30:02,120 --> 03:30:03,640
There we go.

4993
03:30:03,700 --> 03:30:03,880
Look,

4994
03:30:04,360 --> 03:30:05,380
keeping an eye on things.

4995
03:30:05,460 --> 03:30:07,120
He should have an earpiece.

4996
03:30:07,300 --> 03:30:08,440
Maybe he does have one there.

4997
03:30:09,260 --> 03:30:10,240
There should be a manager,

4998
03:30:10,400 --> 03:30:10,980
a floor manager,

4999
03:30:11,180 --> 03:30:12,880
someone running the shop here

5000
03:30:12,880 --> 03:30:13,880
and he shouldn't be doing this.

5001
03:30:13,880 --> 03:30:14,780
I would recommend anybody

5002
03:30:14,780 --> 03:30:15,980
that did want

5003
03:30:15,980 --> 03:30:17,460
to think in terms of

5004
03:30:17,460 --> 03:30:18,040
unpicking it,

5005
03:30:18,700 --> 03:30:19,860
start lobbying your MPs.

5006
03:30:19,960 --> 03:30:21,020
That's the only way

5007
03:30:21,020 --> 03:30:22,200
you can get pressure on it.

5008
03:30:22,560 --> 03:30:22,620
Yeah.

5009
03:30:23,720 --> 03:30:24,100
I think.

5010
03:30:24,700 --> 03:30:25,640
Done that, mate.

5011
03:30:26,600 --> 03:30:27,300
Don't work.

5012
03:30:27,920 --> 03:30:28,500
In all honesty,

5013
03:30:28,620 --> 03:30:28,980
Nigel,

5014
03:30:29,040 --> 03:30:29,580
I've been something

5015
03:30:29,580 --> 03:30:30,500
I've been arguing for

5016
03:30:30,500 --> 03:30:31,220
very strongly.

5017
03:30:32,480 --> 03:30:33,920
Someone just shouts

5018
03:30:33,920 --> 03:30:35,340
Churchill.

5019
03:30:38,220 --> 03:30:39,440
Can we hear that again?

5020
03:30:39,720 --> 03:30:40,200
I think,

5021
03:30:40,620 --> 03:30:41,180
in all honesty,

5022
03:30:41,300 --> 03:30:41,640
Nigel,

5023
03:30:41,640 --> 03:30:42,260
I've been something

5024
03:30:42,260 --> 03:30:43,160
I've been arguing for

5025
03:30:43,160 --> 03:30:43,920
very strongly.

5026
03:30:45,460 --> 03:30:45,940
Christ.

5027
03:30:46,940 --> 03:30:47,900
For many years,

5028
03:30:48,000 --> 03:30:48,140
he's,

5029
03:30:48,260 --> 03:30:49,700
give people the choice.

5030
03:30:49,960 --> 03:30:50,100
Yeah.

5031
03:30:50,280 --> 03:30:50,520
Okay.

5032
03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:52,400
That's a real fucking,

5033
03:30:53,020 --> 03:30:54,120
the brain is just

5034
03:30:54,120 --> 03:30:55,620
checked out at that point

5035
03:30:55,620 --> 03:30:56,940
and you're just shouting

5036
03:30:56,940 --> 03:30:58,380
names of figures,

5037
03:30:58,560 --> 03:30:58,960
pass.

5038
03:30:59,100 --> 03:31:00,840
One size doesn't fit all.

5039
03:31:00,960 --> 03:31:01,360
No, no,

5040
03:31:01,420 --> 03:31:01,520
well,

5041
03:31:01,600 --> 03:31:03,660
that evening standard front page,

5042
03:31:03,900 --> 03:31:05,280
the editorials were reading show

5043
03:31:05,280 --> 03:31:06,120
inner London

5044
03:31:06,120 --> 03:31:07,300
where people don't need cars,

5045
03:31:07,380 --> 03:31:08,060
don't own cars,

5046
03:31:08,280 --> 03:31:09,220
and out here in Cuddam,

5047
03:31:09,460 --> 03:31:09,860
and big in hell,

5048
03:31:09,980 --> 03:31:11,140
where without a car,

5049
03:31:11,360 --> 03:31:12,100
you can't really exist.

5050
03:31:12,460 --> 03:31:12,940
Ladies and gentlemen,

5051
03:31:13,080 --> 03:31:14,280
big round for the council leader,

5052
03:31:14,360 --> 03:31:15,300
Colin Smith, please.

5053
03:31:16,660 --> 03:31:17,120
Thank you.

5054
03:31:17,200 --> 03:31:21,120
some great scenes here.

5055
03:31:21,120 --> 03:31:23,960
She's freezing.

5056
03:31:23,960 --> 03:31:53,940
and I'll see you next time.

5057
03:31:53,940 --> 03:32:14,440
What's he got there?

5058
03:32:14,440 --> 03:32:20,520
Is that like one of those mobile phones?

5059
03:32:20,720 --> 03:32:32,980
It's like it's indestructible, like a caterpillar mobile phone.

5060
03:32:32,980 --> 03:32:35,840
Kenneth Williams.

5061
03:32:35,840 --> 03:32:41,280
Matron.

5062
03:32:41,280 --> 03:32:42,280
That's beautiful.

5063
03:32:42,280 --> 03:32:43,460
I didn't even know about this.

5064
03:32:43,460 --> 03:32:44,460
This is beautiful.

5065
03:32:44,460 --> 03:32:54,460
That caught me off guard.

5066
03:32:54,460 --> 03:32:56,460
And the second one as well.

5067
03:32:56,460 --> 03:32:58,460
You cheeky bastard.

5068
03:32:58,460 --> 03:33:03,280
There's the first one.

5069
03:33:03,280 --> 03:33:04,900
That was the first body blow.

5070
03:33:04,900 --> 03:33:07,500
And then he fucks you up with a right hook.

5071
03:33:07,500 --> 03:33:08,460
The second one coming in.

5072
03:33:09,460 --> 03:33:10,720
That's another one.

5073
03:33:12,060 --> 03:33:14,260
Oh, the sequel.

5074
03:33:15,340 --> 03:33:16,640
The comeback.

5075
03:33:18,520 --> 03:33:21,220
2.5, whatever the fuck that means.

5076
03:33:23,860 --> 03:33:26,140
He's got Churchill on the line.

5077
03:33:28,840 --> 03:33:30,560
2.5 on the reading.

5078
03:33:33,040 --> 03:33:33,600
Wow.

5079
03:33:34,400 --> 03:33:35,500
Fucking hell, man.

5080
03:33:42,040 --> 03:33:42,860
We could.

5081
03:33:46,620 --> 03:33:59,660
Pussy glass dolls come back, call back to this.

5082
03:33:59,660 --> 03:34:18,660
The Pussy glass dolls come back, and the Pussy glass dolls come back.

5083
03:34:18,660 --> 03:34:33,660
The Pussy glass dolls come back, and the Pussy glass dolls come back.

5084
03:34:33,660 --> 03:34:41,660
The Pussy glass dolls come back, and the Pussy glass dolls come back.

5085
03:34:41,660 --> 03:34:46,660
The Pussy glass dolls come back, and the Pussy glass dolls come back.

5086
03:34:46,660 --> 03:35:09,660
The demon spawn! Tommy Schlug! You know we're gonna have to bust that cap out now.

5087
03:35:09,660 --> 03:35:14,660
I'm gonna have to bust a cap in your ass.

5088
03:35:14,660 --> 03:35:21,660
Where is that fucking cap? Nigel Schlug!

5089
03:35:21,660 --> 03:35:29,660
Here we go again with the cap!

5090
03:35:29,660 --> 03:35:35,660
Oh, I don't even have it.

5091
03:35:35,660 --> 03:35:40,660
Do that before we get the stream taken down.

5092
03:35:40,660 --> 03:35:54,660
Um, it's an old, tired scenario which was overused during the trial of Ryan Tuberty, but we might have to revisit it again.

5093
03:35:54,660 --> 03:36:03,660
I just can't find the fucking thing. I think I might have done away with it because it was like, if I don't have it, I won't keep using it kind of a way.

5094
03:36:03,660 --> 03:36:09,660
You know, because I'd look back and I'd be like, jeez, you spent half an hour there just putting caps on people.

5095
03:36:09,660 --> 03:36:11,660
That's not a stream, man.

5096
03:36:11,660 --> 03:36:12,660
I'm gonna have to do it.

5097
03:36:12,660 --> 03:36:14,660
Um, where the fuck is it now?

5098
03:36:14,660 --> 03:36:15,660
Let me find that.

5099
03:36:15,660 --> 03:36:20,660
Let me have a look.

5100
03:36:20,660 --> 03:36:29,660
So we have the hat.

5101
03:36:29,660 --> 03:36:33,660
We have the hat.

5102
03:36:33,660 --> 03:36:43,660
Oh, that's a PNG.

5103
03:36:43,660 --> 03:36:48,660
No, it's a web P.

5104
03:36:48,660 --> 03:36:52,660
If anybody can get us that fucking PNG, that'd be great.

5105
03:36:52,660 --> 03:36:58,660
But I think I actually went to the trouble of, uh, cropping it out of Photoshop.

5106
03:36:58,660 --> 03:36:59,660
So I don't have it.

5107
03:37:00,660 --> 03:37:01,660
Such a shame.

5108
03:37:01,660 --> 03:37:02,660
Such a shame.

5109
03:37:02,660 --> 03:37:05,660
You know, you can imagine it.

5110
03:37:05,660 --> 03:37:06,660
You can imagine it.

5111
03:37:06,660 --> 03:37:08,660
And he hits us with the sequel there.

5112
03:37:09,660 --> 03:37:10,660
Batman Returns.

5113
03:37:11,660 --> 03:37:12,660
Churchill Returns.

5114
03:37:12,660 --> 03:37:15,660
We're now at 2.5 on the reading.

5115
03:37:16,660 --> 03:37:24,660
Look at how happy this woman was.

5116
03:37:27,660 --> 03:37:31,660
We've got some of the cleanest dare in the world here.

5117
03:37:31,660 --> 03:37:32,660
Fucking hell.

5118
03:37:32,660 --> 03:37:34,660
He's gonna, he's gonna explode.

5119
03:37:34,660 --> 03:37:35,660
Look.

5120
03:37:36,660 --> 03:37:37,660
Fucking hell.

5121
03:37:37,660 --> 03:37:45,660
Like the, um, the woman in Total Recall who fucking nearly blows up in the air.

5122
03:37:45,660 --> 03:37:48,200
blows up and the eyes just fucking go mad.

5123
03:37:49,120 --> 03:37:50,800
We could be on the Matterhorn!

5124
03:37:51,540 --> 03:37:54,100
In a moment, it's going to be the turn for the audience.

5125
03:37:54,260 --> 03:37:55,660
In a moment...

5126
03:37:55,660 --> 03:37:58,380
Just try and get that picture there for you

5127
03:37:58,380 --> 03:38:01,020
so you can kind of see what I'm getting at there.

5128
03:38:01,260 --> 03:38:03,060
Total recall.

5129
03:38:04,940 --> 03:38:05,420
Face.

5130
03:38:08,560 --> 03:38:09,880
Yeah, it's her, I think.

5131
03:38:10,840 --> 03:38:11,760
Look there.

5132
03:38:11,760 --> 03:38:19,480
Maybe it's not her. Maybe it's him.

5133
03:38:21,440 --> 03:38:23,480
Maybe I'm thinking of...

5134
03:38:23,480 --> 03:38:27,080
The Running Man.

5135
03:38:31,020 --> 03:38:32,760
I mean, that one...

5136
03:38:33,520 --> 03:38:35,460
is good enough.

5137
03:38:35,800 --> 03:38:36,640
Look at this one.

5138
03:38:36,640 --> 03:38:52,360
It's going to...

5139
03:38:52,360 --> 03:38:57,440
Premium content appreciator.

5140
03:38:57,540 --> 03:38:58,520
Thank you very much there.

5141
03:38:58,520 --> 03:39:02,340
Imagine if Beethoven had let noise complaints slow him down.

5142
03:39:02,480 --> 03:39:03,300
Please overcome.

5143
03:39:05,340 --> 03:39:07,760
Was Beethoven deaf as well?

5144
03:39:07,840 --> 03:39:09,820
Because maybe that would have helped him, you know?

5145
03:39:11,780 --> 03:39:12,740
Matterhorn.

5146
03:39:13,320 --> 03:39:16,200
Or was Mozart the fella who was actually deaf?

5147
03:39:18,900 --> 03:39:22,060
I think there was a more total recallistic...

5148
03:39:22,060 --> 03:39:22,860
Look at that.

5149
03:39:23,300 --> 03:39:24,400
I didn't see that one.

5150
03:39:24,760 --> 03:39:26,480
Whoa, that's a real fucking...

5151
03:39:28,320 --> 03:39:30,360
That's a real sidewinder.

5152
03:39:30,360 --> 03:39:35,540
That comes out of the wood.

5153
03:39:35,600 --> 03:39:38,780
That comes out of nowhere and fucking hits you between the eyes, that one.

5154
03:39:40,220 --> 03:39:40,600
Oof.

5155
03:39:45,780 --> 03:39:46,180
Wow.

5156
03:39:46,180 --> 03:39:46,280
Wow.

5157
03:39:48,540 --> 03:39:49,440
It's such a...

5158
03:39:49,440 --> 03:39:50,440
It's such a buzz.

5159
03:39:55,220 --> 03:39:57,300
We're now at 2.5 on the reading.

5160
03:39:57,300 --> 03:40:00,040
I can hear someone in the background shouting...

5161
03:40:00,040 --> 03:40:01,000
Cleaner.

5162
03:40:01,820 --> 03:40:02,340
Cleaner.

5163
03:40:03,640 --> 03:40:04,760
Everybody can hear it.

5164
03:40:04,860 --> 03:40:05,060
Listen.

5165
03:40:06,140 --> 03:40:08,560
We're now at 2.5 on the reading.

5166
03:40:11,420 --> 03:40:13,840
We're now at 2.5 on the reading.

5167
03:40:17,840 --> 03:40:18,360
Cleaner.

5168
03:40:19,440 --> 03:40:20,660
We've got some of the...

5169
03:40:20,660 --> 03:40:22,900
Sadiq, we've got some of the cleanest air of the world here.

5170
03:40:23,780 --> 03:40:25,400
We could be on the Matterhorn.

5171
03:40:26,160 --> 03:40:28,680
In a moment, it's going to be the turn for the audience.

5172
03:40:28,840 --> 03:40:31,000
In a moment, it's going to be Farage...

5173
03:40:31,000 --> 03:40:32,500
Well, Barrage to Farage.

5174
03:40:32,760 --> 03:40:33,900
From Farage at large.

5175
03:40:34,240 --> 03:40:37,000
And Colin's agreed to stay with me for this, which is terrific.

5176
03:40:37,300 --> 03:40:38,460
See you in a couple of minutes' time.

5177
03:40:38,680 --> 03:40:38,760
Woo!

5178
03:40:39,560 --> 03:40:42,100
I'm happy with the lead right now.

5179
03:40:42,100 --> 03:40:43,020
My eyes!

5180
03:40:43,920 --> 03:40:45,940
They had to get an oi-oi in there.

5181
03:40:46,020 --> 03:40:47,200
They couldn't fucking...

5182
03:40:47,200 --> 03:40:49,380
He'd been told to fucking do those oi-oys.

5183
03:40:49,820 --> 03:40:50,400
And here we go.

5184
03:40:50,520 --> 03:40:53,120
Man with dog on rope coming up here.

5185
03:40:53,840 --> 03:40:55,700
Look at the situation we've got.

5186
03:40:56,300 --> 03:40:58,980
It's a fleece gilet or gilette.

5187
03:40:59,640 --> 03:41:01,540
The best a man can get.

5188
03:41:02,100 --> 03:41:06,740
And this fella is recording it all on his phone for safekeeping.

5189
03:41:06,740 --> 03:41:11,800
So he can watch the fucking scenes back on his phone later on.

5190
03:41:11,980 --> 03:41:15,520
Just keep that memory alive.

5191
03:41:15,580 --> 03:41:17,000
It's Farage the Farage!

5192
03:41:18,940 --> 03:41:20,660
Michael Winner's after you.

5193
03:41:21,420 --> 03:41:23,040
Fucking Winner-Winner-Lot.

5194
03:41:23,060 --> 03:41:24,040
I've got their names.

5195
03:41:24,140 --> 03:41:29,000
I have absolutely no idea what Alan Cook is about to ask me.

5196
03:41:29,060 --> 03:41:29,200
Alan.

5197
03:41:30,020 --> 03:41:30,460
Hi, Nigel.

5198
03:41:30,500 --> 03:41:32,660
It's great to see you outside, down the street today.

5199
03:41:34,220 --> 03:41:34,700
What?

5200
03:41:35,180 --> 03:41:37,220
He was following him around, was he?

5201
03:41:38,120 --> 03:41:39,480
And what's with the shirt, man?

5202
03:41:40,680 --> 03:41:41,180
Like fucking...

5203
03:41:42,260 --> 03:41:43,180
Delft...

5204
03:41:44,020 --> 03:41:47,000
Pottery that you get in fucking Holland or something.

5205
03:41:48,700 --> 03:41:49,480
But obviously...

5206
03:41:49,480 --> 03:41:51,860
Good job with the lighting, though.

5207
03:41:51,920 --> 03:41:54,580
Because they've kind of reduced the red skin tone.

5208
03:41:54,680 --> 03:41:55,500
And some of the people...

5209
03:41:55,500 --> 03:41:57,180
Most people under this lighting here...

5210
03:41:57,820 --> 03:41:58,680
Look kind of normal.

5211
03:41:58,680 --> 03:42:00,680
But they haven't managed...

5212
03:42:02,200 --> 03:42:03,060
Over here.

5213
03:42:03,060 --> 03:42:04,520
The rhetoric will flutter you.

5214
03:42:04,520 --> 03:42:06,900
Your rhetoric will smother you.

5215
03:42:07,000 --> 03:42:08,360
Thanks very much, fish and chips.

5216
03:42:08,860 --> 03:42:11,680
Yeah, my question to you is...

5217
03:42:11,680 --> 03:42:12,520
I have a...

5218
03:42:12,520 --> 03:42:14,680
This fella's nodding here.

5219
03:42:14,780 --> 03:42:16,700
It's a real slug appreciator...

5220
03:42:16,700 --> 03:42:18,900
Any slug appreciators out there...

5221
03:42:18,900 --> 03:42:21,760
Might get a fucking bang of slug off this buck here.

5222
03:42:21,860 --> 03:42:22,520
But obviously...

5223
03:42:22,520 --> 03:42:23,520
He does this...

5224
03:42:25,020 --> 03:42:27,480
I'd rather have you inside, down the street.

5225
03:42:27,480 --> 03:42:27,980
But...

5226
03:42:27,980 --> 03:42:29,320
Yeah, my question...

5227
03:42:29,320 --> 03:42:30,180
Yeah...

5228
03:42:30,180 --> 03:42:34,460
I'd rather have you inside, there.

5229
03:42:34,920 --> 03:42:35,720
Down the street today.

5230
03:42:35,900 --> 03:42:38,400
But obviously we'd rather have you inside, down the street.

5231
03:42:38,400 --> 03:42:38,960
But...

5232
03:42:38,960 --> 03:42:40,900
Yeah, my question to you is...

5233
03:42:40,900 --> 03:42:43,160
I have a 22-year-old BMW.

5234
03:42:43,500 --> 03:42:44,320
That is compliant.

5235
03:42:45,980 --> 03:42:47,180
Hard times, eh?

5236
03:42:47,180 --> 03:42:50,600
I've got a 46-year-old 4.2-litre Jaguar.

5237
03:42:51,400 --> 03:42:52,240
Fucking hell.

5238
03:42:53,340 --> 03:42:53,980
This guy...

5239
03:42:53,980 --> 03:42:55,080
I mean, it's a great show.

5240
03:42:55,200 --> 03:42:56,340
It's so...

5241
03:42:56,340 --> 03:42:58,180
So for the people, this show.

5242
03:42:58,600 --> 03:43:00,420
He's a real man of the people, this buck.

5243
03:43:00,500 --> 03:43:02,880
They did a good job in selecting this fella...

5244
03:43:02,880 --> 03:43:03,280
So...

5245
03:43:03,280 --> 03:43:05,220
In order to identify with the audience.

5246
03:43:05,220 --> 03:43:06,800
It's only really good for driving between petrol garages.

5247
03:43:07,220 --> 03:43:08,180
And that's compliant.

5248
03:43:09,760 --> 03:43:12,240
How is this actually helping pollution?

5249
03:43:12,920 --> 03:43:13,420
Do you, Les?

5250
03:43:13,820 --> 03:43:14,780
Well, it's a good point.

5251
03:43:14,880 --> 03:43:19,180
There was a 1934 Austin in the car park here earlier, and that's compliant.

5252
03:43:19,640 --> 03:43:20,260
Yeah, no...

5253
03:43:20,260 --> 03:43:24,300
Colin, it is quite confusing for people, isn't it?

5254
03:43:24,580 --> 03:43:27,300
Because wasn't it the case that actually we were told 20 years ago

5255
03:43:27,300 --> 03:43:32,260
that diesel engines were better for the environment than petrol engines?

5256
03:43:32,720 --> 03:43:33,640
So should we...

5257
03:43:33,640 --> 03:43:34,660
Colin, should we trust anybody?

5258
03:43:35,720 --> 03:43:36,500
Rumblings there.

5259
03:43:36,600 --> 03:43:37,360
A few grumblings.

5260
03:43:37,360 --> 03:43:38,200
...in national government.

5261
03:43:38,200 --> 03:43:39,820
Um...

5262
03:43:39,820 --> 03:43:40,620
I hope you...

5263
03:43:40,620 --> 03:43:43,740
You won't know, but you...

5264
03:43:43,740 --> 03:43:45,740
Kind of just like...

5265
03:43:45,740 --> 03:43:48,740
Generic, muffled...

5266
03:43:48,740 --> 03:43:51,360
Working class sounds.

5267
03:43:51,740 --> 03:43:52,740
But at the same time...

5268
03:43:54,020 --> 03:43:56,420
It's kind of upper middle class vibes, is it?

5269
03:43:56,500 --> 03:43:57,440
...can trust the government.

5270
03:43:57,640 --> 03:43:58,740
But as far as this scheme goes...

5271
03:43:59,940 --> 03:44:00,740
You're all missing...

5272
03:44:00,740 --> 03:44:01,520
Not missing the point.

5273
03:44:01,860 --> 03:44:03,160
You need to focus on the point.

5274
03:44:03,280 --> 03:44:04,280
This is not about health.

5275
03:44:04,680 --> 03:44:06,300
It's a tax raising scam.

5276
03:44:06,480 --> 03:44:08,080
And it's making it up as it goes along.

5277
03:44:08,080 --> 03:44:10,280
I think that's right, Alan.

5278
03:44:10,500 --> 03:44:11,500
I mean...

5279
03:44:11,500 --> 03:44:16,320
Another slug appreciation moment at the side hatch.

5280
03:44:16,320 --> 03:44:16,820
And it's making it up.

5281
03:44:18,620 --> 03:44:20,560
Kind of looks like Humpty Dumpty.

5282
03:44:21,700 --> 03:44:23,040
It goes along.

5283
03:44:23,700 --> 03:44:25,240
I think that's right.

5284
03:44:26,320 --> 03:44:28,400
And watch your one popping in the mouth there.

5285
03:44:28,540 --> 03:44:29,060
Poppadam.

5286
03:44:31,620 --> 03:44:33,000
Is it a crisp?

5287
03:44:33,000 --> 03:44:33,000
Is it a crisp?

5288
03:44:35,000 --> 03:44:35,580
Right, Alan.

5289
03:44:36,840 --> 03:44:39,980
Lovely transition from the crisp to mouth to clap.

5290
03:44:40,120 --> 03:44:40,600
Scam.

5291
03:44:40,780 --> 03:44:42,360
And he's making it up as it goes along.

5292
03:44:43,000 --> 03:44:44,000
I think that's...

5293
03:44:44,620 --> 03:44:45,240
Right, Alan.

5294
03:44:46,120 --> 03:44:46,700
I mean, given...

5295
03:44:46,700 --> 03:44:47,240
She did well.

5296
03:44:47,320 --> 03:44:50,020
Given the case that you've just put, what else can it be?

5297
03:44:50,680 --> 03:44:51,740
There is no other answer.

5298
03:44:52,300 --> 03:44:55,080
Look at the red light on your man's face back there.

5299
03:44:55,860 --> 03:44:56,320
Watch this.

5300
03:44:56,380 --> 03:44:57,620
Given the case that you...

5301
03:44:57,620 --> 03:44:59,480
This fella back here, look.

5302
03:44:59,620 --> 03:45:03,320
He leans back and then a beam of red light hits his face.

5303
03:45:03,820 --> 03:45:04,780
Scumbelina, thank you very much.

5304
03:45:05,240 --> 03:45:05,960
What else can it be?

5305
03:45:07,760 --> 03:45:08,600
Devil's after you.

5306
03:45:10,020 --> 03:45:12,120
Fucking devil still skin me.

5307
03:45:12,820 --> 03:45:13,920
There is no other answer.

5308
03:45:14,040 --> 03:45:15,900
It is a tax generation on the poor.

5309
03:45:16,440 --> 03:45:17,260
On the poor.

5310
03:45:17,620 --> 03:45:18,000
On the...

5311
03:45:18,000 --> 03:45:20,400
Scumbelina, thank you very much.

5312
03:45:20,480 --> 03:45:21,580
Torbs, thank you very much.

5313
03:45:21,800 --> 03:45:23,120
Always great to see you streaming.

5314
03:45:23,320 --> 03:45:24,960
Always great to have you, Torbs.

5315
03:45:25,040 --> 03:45:27,800
The elderly, on the young, on the disabled and many, many others.

5316
03:45:28,260 --> 03:45:29,900
Right, Barbara, you're up next.

5317
03:45:30,040 --> 03:45:30,120
Hello.

5318
03:45:30,360 --> 03:45:36,500
I just wanted to ask if you felt that property prices would be impacted on the outer boroughs

5319
03:45:36,500 --> 03:45:37,420
with the ULS.

5320
03:45:37,920 --> 03:45:40,140
Yeah, there will be an impact on property prices.

5321
03:45:40,400 --> 03:45:42,240
How big it will be, I don't know.

5322
03:45:42,620 --> 03:45:44,280
They've been falling a tiny bit anyway.

5323
03:45:45,280 --> 03:45:53,260
But given that net migration into the country is running at 600,000 a year, the one thing

5324
03:45:53,260 --> 03:45:57,800
I'm pretty certain of is that anything from the middle market down to the bottom end of

5325
03:45:57,800 --> 03:46:02,680
the market isn't going to fall that far on a simple basis of demand and supply.

5326
03:46:03,000 --> 03:46:05,740
But does it have an impact on a house here in Cuddam?

5327
03:46:06,260 --> 03:46:07,620
Yeah, I think it possibly does.

5328
03:46:08,120 --> 03:46:09,100
I think it possibly does.

5329
03:46:09,380 --> 03:46:09,980
But I don't think...

5330
03:46:10,560 --> 03:46:10,860
Foreign.

5331
03:46:11,040 --> 03:46:14,360
This is dropping a bit in the area anyway, so you just have to wait.

5332
03:46:15,120 --> 03:46:15,440
Prices.

5333
03:46:15,820 --> 03:46:17,980
Now, we did have the...

5334
03:46:17,980 --> 03:46:20,380
That fella is still recording on his phone, look.

5335
03:46:20,380 --> 03:46:22,240
...economic factors, of course, that could affect house prices.

5336
03:46:22,620 --> 03:46:23,780
Now, we did...

5337
03:46:23,780 --> 03:46:26,100
Look, still getting the memory then.

5338
03:46:28,100 --> 03:46:34,280
Have the Conservative candidate for Mayor of London on the previous UB News programme.

5339
03:46:34,520 --> 03:46:36,000
Must have a great battery in it.

5340
03:46:36,020 --> 03:46:36,880
And asking a question...

5341
03:46:36,880 --> 03:46:43,460
And there we have the bucking from Tomb Raider 2, Tomb Raider 3, the London levels close-up.

5342
03:46:43,660 --> 03:46:47,220
Doesn't look as PlayStation-y there.

5343
03:46:47,460 --> 03:46:48,360
Although he does a bit.

5344
03:46:48,820 --> 03:46:54,740
...is somebody who's been campaigning on cars and car issues for, I can't think how many years...

5345
03:46:54,740 --> 03:46:56,580
Who is Kevin Nash?

5346
03:46:56,580 --> 03:46:59,800
Look at the eyebrows.

5347
03:47:00,940 --> 03:47:03,020
They just go up and end up.

5348
03:47:03,120 --> 03:47:04,220
They don't go down again.

5349
03:47:07,160 --> 03:47:12,500
Howard Cox has been director of the Fair Fuel Alliance and he is running as London Mayor for Reform UK.

5350
03:47:12,640 --> 03:47:19,080
That's why he was looking pissed off and disaffected earlier on because he's a man with something to say.

5351
03:47:20,160 --> 03:47:22,340
And he was waiting for him to say his piece.

5352
03:47:22,760 --> 03:47:23,560
So I better be good.

5353
03:47:23,560 --> 03:47:25,960
So we've got plenty of balance on this programme.

5354
03:47:25,960 --> 03:47:28,840
We've had Sadiq Khan.

5355
03:47:29,260 --> 03:47:30,320
We've had Susan Hall.

5356
03:47:30,700 --> 03:47:32,240
Howard has got a question for us.

5357
03:47:32,600 --> 03:47:33,160
Hello, Nigel.

5358
03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:34,740
Yeah, it's a very, very simple one.

5359
03:47:34,820 --> 03:47:36,400
We've been treated like...

5360
03:47:36,400 --> 03:47:37,500
Well, I won't say the word.

5361
03:47:37,620 --> 03:47:37,860
No doubt.

5362
03:47:37,860 --> 03:47:38,580
We do that.

5363
03:47:38,920 --> 03:47:39,600
But let's face it.

5364
03:47:39,600 --> 03:47:43,200
It's been dishonesty thrown at us from all directions by Sadiq Khan.

5365
03:47:43,700 --> 03:47:44,980
Do you think he should be subject?

5366
03:47:45,420 --> 03:47:47,140
Who's the booking on the shirt look?

5367
03:47:47,240 --> 03:47:47,580
Liar.

5368
03:47:49,380 --> 03:47:50,440
Looks like Putin.

5369
03:47:52,440 --> 03:47:53,880
Or a fucking...

5370
03:47:53,880 --> 03:47:55,980
The V for Vendetta mask, is it?

5371
03:47:57,100 --> 03:47:57,920
Who's the liar?

5372
03:47:57,920 --> 03:47:59,120
To an independent, a statue.

5373
03:47:59,800 --> 03:48:00,920
Frank McCourt.

5374
03:48:01,400 --> 03:48:01,920
Public.

5375
03:48:02,440 --> 03:48:06,080
Imagine it was Jerry Hannan and it just said liar over his head.

5376
03:48:06,800 --> 03:48:07,240
Inquiry.

5377
03:48:07,480 --> 03:48:07,880
Inquiry.

5378
03:48:09,940 --> 03:48:12,100
You know, the idea...

5379
03:48:12,100 --> 03:48:13,360
The idea that...

5380
03:48:13,360 --> 03:48:14,900
What the...

5381
03:48:14,900 --> 03:48:17,080
We can hold politicians to account.

5382
03:48:17,440 --> 03:48:18,220
What was that?

5383
03:48:18,380 --> 03:48:18,960
Stoning.

5384
03:48:20,140 --> 03:48:21,480
You know, the idea...

5385
03:48:21,480 --> 03:48:23,480
The idea that we can...

5386
03:48:23,480 --> 03:48:23,880
Hold...

5387
03:48:23,880 --> 03:48:27,600
It's the law stoning.

5388
03:48:28,180 --> 03:48:28,500
Is it?

5389
03:48:29,320 --> 03:48:31,340
You know, the idea...

5390
03:48:31,340 --> 03:48:33,400
The idea that we can...

5391
03:48:33,400 --> 03:48:33,880
Hold...

5392
03:48:33,880 --> 03:48:37,240
It's...

5393
03:48:37,240 --> 03:48:39,280
It's the law stoning.

5394
03:48:40,460 --> 03:48:41,760
Is he saying that he wants...

5395
03:48:41,760 --> 03:48:43,300
To fucking bring stoning...

5396
03:48:43,300 --> 03:48:43,300
To fucking bring stoning...

5397
03:48:43,300 --> 03:48:44,140
To fucking bring stoning...

5398
03:48:44,140 --> 03:48:45,300
Into the situation.

5399
03:48:46,300 --> 03:48:48,020
It's a bit fucking barbaric.

5400
03:48:50,020 --> 03:48:51,300
Well, you know...

5401
03:48:51,300 --> 03:48:52,800
You know, the idea...

5402
03:48:52,800 --> 03:48:54,300
The idea that we can...

5403
03:48:54,300 --> 03:48:55,300
Hold...

5404
03:48:55,300 --> 03:48:57,400
Jesus Christ.

5405
03:48:57,480 --> 03:48:59,300
...politicians to account for...

5406
03:48:59,300 --> 03:49:01,300
Either breaking national manifest...

5407
03:49:01,300 --> 03:49:01,840
Or...

5408
03:49:01,840 --> 03:49:02,840
For not telling the truth...

5409
03:49:02,840 --> 03:49:03,840
...for...

5410
03:49:03,840 --> 03:49:04,840
Handheld gaming devices...

5411
03:49:04,840 --> 03:49:05,840
...for...

5412
03:49:05,840 --> 03:49:05,840
...for...

5413
03:49:05,840 --> 03:49:05,840
...for...

5414
03:49:05,840 --> 03:49:05,840
...for...

5415
03:49:05,840 --> 03:49:07,840
...not telling the truth...

5416
03:49:07,840 --> 03:49:08,840
Um...

5417
03:49:08,840 --> 03:49:09,940
...is a difficult one.

5418
03:49:10,160 --> 03:49:10,460
Um...

5419
03:49:10,460 --> 03:49:11,340
You could argue that...

5420
03:49:11,340 --> 03:49:12,880
Boris Johnson...

5421
03:49:12,880 --> 03:49:13,880
...did lose his job as Prime Minister...

5422
03:49:13,880 --> 03:49:14,880
...for not telling the truth...

5423
03:49:14,880 --> 03:49:15,880
...for...

5424
03:49:15,880 --> 03:49:15,880
...the American media said...

5425
03:49:15,880 --> 03:49:16,880
...goodness me...

5426
03:49:16,880 --> 03:49:17,880
...I don't know...

5427
03:49:17,880 --> 03:49:17,880
...I don't know...

5428
03:49:17,880 --> 03:49:18,880
You know, the idea...

5429
03:49:18,880 --> 03:49:20,880
The idea that we can...

5430
03:49:20,880 --> 03:49:21,880
...hold politicians to account...

5431
03:49:21,880 --> 03:49:22,880
...for...

5432
03:49:22,880 --> 03:49:24,880
...either breaking national manifestos...

5433
03:49:24,880 --> 03:49:25,580
...or...

5434
03:49:25,580 --> 03:49:27,420
...for not telling the truth...

5435
03:49:27,420 --> 03:49:28,220
...um...

5436
03:49:28,220 --> 03:49:29,360
...is a difficult one.

5437
03:49:29,360 --> 03:49:29,860
Um...

5438
03:49:29,860 --> 03:49:30,680
You could argue that...

5439
03:49:30,680 --> 03:49:32,180
...Boris Johnson in the end...

5440
03:49:32,180 --> 03:49:33,960
...did lose his job as Prime Minister...

5441
03:49:33,960 --> 03:49:35,420
...for not telling the truth.

5442
03:49:36,040 --> 03:49:37,620
And when I went to Washington DC...

5443
03:49:37,620 --> 03:49:39,220
...the week after Boris had gone...

5444
03:49:39,220 --> 03:49:40,560
...the American media said...

5445
03:49:40,560 --> 03:49:41,520
...goodness me...

5446
03:49:41,520 --> 03:49:42,600
...if not telling the truth...

5447
03:49:42,600 --> 03:49:43,480
...applied in Washington...

5448
03:49:43,480 --> 03:49:45,240
...there'd be no one left in Congress...

5449
03:49:45,240 --> 03:49:46,060
...at all.

5450
03:49:46,420 --> 03:49:46,940
You know...

5451
03:49:46,940 --> 03:49:48,740
I think really...

5452
03:49:48,740 --> 03:49:50,880
...the answer...

5453
03:49:50,880 --> 03:49:52,880
...in any democracy...

5454
03:49:52,880 --> 03:49:54,540
...is the only way you really...

5455
03:49:54,540 --> 03:49:55,740
...satisfy this...

5456
03:49:55,740 --> 03:49:57,500
...is by voting people out...

5457
03:49:57,500 --> 03:49:58,920
...at the next election.

5458
03:49:59,120 --> 03:50:00,400
And that really is the answer.

5459
03:50:00,900 --> 03:50:01,380
Um...

5460
03:50:01,380 --> 03:50:02,540
...but I just think...

5461
03:50:02,540 --> 03:50:03,540
...I just think tonight...

5462
03:50:04,240 --> 03:50:05,740
...fucking hell, man.

5463
03:50:05,760 --> 03:50:06,500
...in here...

5464
03:50:06,500 --> 03:50:08,340
...on the rural outer edges...

5465
03:50:08,340 --> 03:50:09,160
...of what is now the...

5466
03:50:09,160 --> 03:50:10,580
Look at how bored...

5467
03:50:10,580 --> 03:50:11,460
...these people are, look.

5468
03:50:12,940 --> 03:50:14,280
When will this end?

5469
03:50:14,520 --> 03:50:16,360
Even they're not arsed about it.

5470
03:50:16,520 --> 03:50:17,540
And they look like...

5471
03:50:17,540 --> 03:50:19,100
...they'd be mad up for this shite.

5472
03:50:19,360 --> 03:50:19,760
...GLA.

5473
03:50:20,440 --> 03:50:21,840
I think there's a different question...

5474
03:50:21,840 --> 03:50:22,320
...here tonight.

5475
03:50:22,780 --> 03:50:24,200
I just don't think...

5476
03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:24,800
...their awards...

5477
03:50:24,800 --> 03:50:26,140
...should be part of Greater London.

5478
03:50:26,380 --> 03:50:27,160
I just think we're in a very...

5479
03:50:27,740 --> 03:50:28,980
...very different place.

5480
03:50:29,280 --> 03:50:29,840
But Howard...

5481
03:50:29,840 --> 03:50:30,860
...good luck with the campaign...

5482
03:50:30,860 --> 03:50:31,900
...good luck to all the candidates...

5483
03:50:31,900 --> 03:50:32,560
...in the campaign.

5484
03:50:32,900 --> 03:50:34,240
You're in for a busy couple of months.

5485
03:50:37,520 --> 03:50:52,540
...Camp David.

5486
03:50:52,540 --> 03:51:06,240
Mr. November.

5487
03:51:06,240 --> 03:51:07,240
Is that some sort of fucking...

5488
03:51:07,240 --> 03:51:09,160
...male beauty contest or something?

5489
03:51:09,820 --> 03:51:10,360
...couple of months.

5490
03:51:12,360 --> 03:51:13,700
Mr. November.

5491
03:51:14,700 --> 03:51:16,120
Stop drowning.

5492
03:51:17,700 --> 03:51:20,520
He's back again with the fucking stone him.

5493
03:51:21,040 --> 03:51:22,300
Is he saying 5th of November?

5494
03:51:22,760 --> 03:51:23,620
Is he saying...

5495
03:51:23,620 --> 03:51:24,540
...Mr. November!

5496
03:51:25,400 --> 03:51:26,920
Or is he saying...

5497
03:51:26,920 --> 03:51:27,900
...5th of November?

5498
03:51:29,680 --> 03:51:30,800
5th of November.

5499
03:51:31,000 --> 03:51:31,900
Bonfire night.

5500
03:51:32,040 --> 03:51:32,760
Fucking...

5501
03:51:32,760 --> 03:51:33,860
...guy fawkes...

5502
03:51:33,860 --> 03:51:34,660
...fucking...

5503
03:51:34,660 --> 03:51:35,160
...catholic.

5504
03:51:35,580 --> 03:51:36,280
Kill the Catholic.

5505
03:51:37,280 --> 03:51:37,680
Tried to...

5506
03:51:37,680 --> 03:51:39,120
...or he tried to blow up the parliament.

5507
03:51:39,920 --> 03:51:41,960
But he tried to blow up the fucking parliament.

5508
03:51:42,140 --> 03:51:42,840
He didn't use...

5509
03:51:42,840 --> 03:51:43,600
...he didn't try to stone...

5510
03:51:43,600 --> 03:51:47,660
...or did they kill Guy fawkes with stones?

5511
03:51:48,880 --> 03:51:49,720
I can't remember.

5512
03:51:49,720 --> 03:51:49,980
...

5513
03:51:49,980 --> 03:51:57,380
...fucking hell.

5514
03:51:57,440 --> 03:51:58,920
Even Farage...

5515
03:51:58,920 --> 03:52:00,040
...under his breath.

5516
03:52:00,120 --> 03:52:00,340
Look.

5517
03:52:01,160 --> 03:52:02,220
How embarrassing.

5518
03:52:03,360 --> 03:52:03,720
And...

5519
03:52:03,720 --> 03:52:05,220
...although I don't think...

5520
03:52:05,220 --> 03:52:06,380
...he is embarrassed.

5521
03:52:06,600 --> 03:52:07,120
But I mean...

5522
03:52:07,120 --> 03:52:08,400
...he does realise that...

5523
03:52:09,160 --> 03:52:09,400
...he's...

5524
03:52:10,300 --> 03:52:11,400
...showing a fucking...

5525
03:52:12,040 --> 03:52:12,400
...too...

5526
03:52:12,400 --> 03:52:13,640
...he's showing too much here.

5527
03:52:14,280 --> 03:52:15,760
He wanted to have a bit of muscle...

5528
03:52:15,760 --> 03:52:17,400
...but he didn't anticipate on...

5529
03:52:18,760 --> 03:52:19,780
Stone...

5530
03:52:19,780 --> 03:52:20,900
Stone him!

5531
03:52:21,920 --> 03:52:22,820
Stone him!

5532
03:52:23,580 --> 03:52:23,960
Okay.

5533
03:52:25,420 --> 03:52:25,980
Okay.

5534
03:52:25,980 --> 03:52:26,260
Okay.

5535
03:52:30,640 --> 03:52:31,480
Okay.

5536
03:52:38,520 --> 03:52:39,480
Okay.

5537
03:52:40,400 --> 03:52:47,580
And again, maybe they sent bare bones crew out to fucking do this.

5538
03:52:48,460 --> 03:52:54,360
And they should have had an extra pair of hands to filter out any of the

5539
03:52:54,360 --> 03:52:58,200
slightly more undesirable elements of the crowd.

5540
03:52:58,780 --> 03:52:59,700
It didn't happen.

5541
03:53:00,280 --> 03:53:01,520
They tried to save a penny.

5542
03:53:02,220 --> 03:53:05,640
And they've ended up with a fucking stone him merchant.

5543
03:53:07,120 --> 03:53:08,480
This is November!

5544
03:53:09,480 --> 03:53:10,320
Stone him!

5545
03:53:11,040 --> 03:53:11,440
Okay.

5546
03:53:12,800 --> 03:53:13,320
Okay.

5547
03:53:14,140 --> 03:53:17,200
Now, we are being balanced here, Colin, aren't we?

5548
03:53:17,240 --> 03:53:17,580
We are.

5549
03:53:18,500 --> 03:53:23,340
After just shouting stone him, we are being balanced here, aren't we?

5550
03:53:23,360 --> 03:53:23,780
Very balanced.

5551
03:53:24,020 --> 03:53:24,280
Good.

5552
03:53:24,280 --> 03:53:25,620
Good, good, good, good, good.

5553
03:53:25,800 --> 03:53:26,120
Now, Colin...

5554
03:53:26,120 --> 03:53:29,780
Fucking show of strength.

5555
03:53:31,620 --> 03:53:32,460
A nice fella.

5556
03:53:33,560 --> 03:53:34,560
Always up for...

5557
03:53:34,560 --> 03:53:35,840
Always up for a laugh.

5558
03:53:37,120 --> 03:53:38,160
A sound skin.

5559
03:53:39,620 --> 03:53:41,460
Brad has a question for...

5560
03:53:41,460 --> 03:53:43,620
Fucking Captain Birdseye's after you.

5561
03:53:44,500 --> 03:53:46,720
Fucking Rory B. Bellows.

5562
03:53:46,940 --> 03:53:50,820
Do you remember when Krusty tried to fucking pretend to be another person?

5563
03:53:52,120 --> 03:53:54,200
Rory B. Bellowed is after you.

5564
03:53:54,460 --> 03:53:56,160
Good evening, Nigel.

5565
03:53:56,500 --> 03:54:01,900
If we've left the EU, why is Sadiq Khan using an EU directive for emissions?

5566
03:54:04,040 --> 03:54:05,900
Right, now...

5567
03:54:08,020 --> 03:54:17,280
If I was to come up with Euro 6 and Euro 2

5568
03:54:17,280 --> 03:54:20,980
and all the different criteria that have been agreed on emissions,

5569
03:54:21,520 --> 03:54:22,740
even though we've got Brexit,

5570
03:54:22,940 --> 03:54:25,440
I might be seen as something of a conspiracy theorist.

5571
03:54:25,560 --> 03:54:28,960
However, Conrad Race is a very serious...

5572
03:54:28,960 --> 03:54:32,220
I can see 5th of November, storn him!

5573
03:54:32,800 --> 03:54:37,520
It's going to become lodged in my mind for the next two weeks.

5574
03:54:38,600 --> 03:54:40,460
And look at this cheeky fucker.

5575
03:54:41,140 --> 03:54:41,860
...his point here.

5576
03:54:42,180 --> 03:54:45,020
That when we were members of the European Union,

5577
03:54:45,020 --> 03:54:49,240
we signed up to a whole lot of actually quite long-term commitments

5578
03:54:49,240 --> 03:54:52,440
that in many ways go beyond general elections.

5579
03:54:52,860 --> 03:54:54,940
Who's... Is that fucking Eric Cantona?

5580
03:54:56,780 --> 03:54:58,460
She's still...

5581
03:54:58,460 --> 03:55:00,460
aggrieved...

5582
03:55:00,460 --> 03:55:03,400
about the kung fu kick on the palace fan.

5583
03:55:05,640 --> 03:55:09,160
Does any... Does anybody know who that is on the shirt?

5584
03:55:13,880 --> 03:55:17,440
And I think, to me, and I'm going to get your answer in a moment on this,

5585
03:55:17,840 --> 03:55:21,320
but to me, I think one of the slight disappointments of this is...

5586
03:55:21,960 --> 03:55:23,320
Elvis Presley!

5587
03:55:23,400 --> 03:55:25,320
We haven't really broken...

5588
03:55:26,100 --> 03:55:27,300
Is that Khan?

5589
03:55:28,160 --> 03:55:29,480
Is that Sadiq Khan?

5590
03:55:29,940 --> 03:55:30,640
No way.

5591
03:55:32,220 --> 03:55:36,420
He's not even well-known enough as a face to have on a fucking shirt like that.

5592
03:55:37,420 --> 03:55:42,220
...away from EU law in the way that I think many Brexiteers have hoped.

5593
03:55:42,700 --> 03:55:44,820
And goodness me, it is actually now seven years ago.

5594
03:55:45,520 --> 03:55:47,860
I have to come back to you, Colin, on this.

5595
03:55:48,320 --> 03:55:50,520
I mean, you know, Conrad's right.

5596
03:55:51,000 --> 03:55:54,360
It's meant to be Khan, but it looks like Marilyn Brandl.

5597
03:55:55,700 --> 03:55:58,000
Jeeve Stennings, thank you very much.

5598
03:55:58,080 --> 03:55:58,880
I hope you're getting on.

5599
03:55:58,920 --> 03:56:02,920
Well, if we left the EU, why can't I burn my rubbish in the garden?

5600
03:56:02,920 --> 03:56:05,640
We did agree at a European level to a whole series of reductions.

5601
03:56:05,660 --> 03:56:06,380
Thank you very much.

5602
03:56:06,560 --> 03:56:10,360
And you could argue that Khan is enforcing that.

5603
03:56:10,520 --> 03:56:11,840
But a more general point.

5604
03:56:12,360 --> 03:56:15,440
We haven't really quite got the Brexit we voted for, have we?

5605
03:56:17,600 --> 03:56:19,120
They're still saying this.

5606
03:56:19,300 --> 03:56:21,180
That was 2016, man.

5607
03:56:21,560 --> 03:56:22,980
Nigel, I tend to agree with you.

5608
03:56:24,440 --> 03:56:26,160
I tend to agree now.

5609
03:56:27,240 --> 03:56:30,880
It wasn't as clean, I think, as many of us were hoping.

5610
03:56:32,680 --> 03:56:34,020
Fifth of November!

5611
03:56:35,160 --> 03:56:37,480
Stone cold Steve Austin him!

5612
03:56:38,060 --> 03:56:39,880
The Northern Ireland situation was cleaner.

5613
03:56:40,840 --> 03:56:41,200
Point.

5614
03:56:41,800 --> 03:56:44,860
We haven't really quite got the Brexit we voted for, have we?

5615
03:56:45,600 --> 03:56:46,460
It's Khan.

5616
03:56:46,620 --> 03:56:47,880
You can buy your own here.

5617
03:56:48,000 --> 03:56:49,260
We've got to fucking check.

5618
03:56:49,360 --> 03:56:51,260
The story checks out, everybody.

5619
03:56:52,620 --> 03:56:53,760
Epic fail.

5620
03:56:53,760 --> 03:56:57,240
It's meant to be Sadiq Khan.

5621
03:56:57,860 --> 03:57:01,820
A man whose face isn't even known that well enough.

5622
03:57:02,240 --> 03:57:05,960
And what's more, the print is rubbish.

5623
03:57:06,380 --> 03:57:07,560
Doesn't even look like him.

5624
03:57:08,360 --> 03:57:10,420
Let's see if we can find, we'll put this up.

5625
03:57:10,500 --> 03:57:11,800
Redbubble.com.

5626
03:57:13,860 --> 03:57:14,860
You, Les.

5627
03:57:16,320 --> 03:57:17,400
Oh my God.

5628
03:57:17,460 --> 03:57:18,520
These are even worse.

5629
03:57:19,520 --> 03:57:20,540
These are even worse.

5630
03:57:20,960 --> 03:57:22,280
Sadiq Khan liar.

5631
03:57:24,680 --> 03:57:29,320
Sadiq Khan liar.

5632
03:57:32,840 --> 03:57:33,280
Protest.

5633
03:57:34,960 --> 03:57:35,840
T-shirt.

5634
03:57:35,840 --> 03:57:36,500
T-shirt.

5635
03:57:36,500 --> 03:57:47,460
There's a red one there.

5636
03:57:47,560 --> 03:57:48,700
I hope we have a fucking...

5637
03:57:49,900 --> 03:57:51,280
Stone cold.

5638
03:57:51,620 --> 03:57:52,700
Is stone...

5639
03:57:52,700 --> 03:57:54,600
Is stoning a thing like?

5640
03:57:54,600 --> 03:57:57,500
Is this like a part of their thing?

5641
03:57:58,780 --> 03:57:59,500
Why do they keep...

5642
03:57:59,500 --> 03:58:01,140
Why do they keep on saying stone?

5643
03:58:04,840 --> 03:58:07,240
Maybe it was someone from the fucking T-shirt

5644
03:58:07,240 --> 03:58:09,640
who was shouting the stone him.

5645
03:58:10,060 --> 03:58:12,100
Kind of looks a little bit like him there.

5646
03:58:12,900 --> 03:58:14,140
But even still,

5647
03:58:14,820 --> 03:58:17,440
maybe she should have got a looser fit or something.

5648
03:58:17,440 --> 03:58:17,500
Ahem.

5649
03:58:22,560 --> 03:58:24,020
Fifth of November!

5650
03:58:25,820 --> 03:58:26,900
Stone him!

5651
03:58:26,900 --> 03:58:27,080
Stone him!

5652
03:58:27,080 --> 03:58:32,600
What a shit shirt.

5653
03:58:32,980 --> 03:58:33,880
Imagine wearing...

5654
03:58:33,880 --> 03:58:37,360
Imagine spending 27 euro, 15 cent,

5655
03:58:37,800 --> 03:58:39,140
and then wearing that

5656
03:58:39,140 --> 03:58:43,220
on a Farage outside broadcast.

5657
03:58:43,680 --> 03:58:44,920
And...

5658
03:58:44,920 --> 03:58:48,280
It didn't even look like Sadiq Khan as well.

5659
03:58:48,340 --> 03:58:49,440
And the message was lost.

5660
03:58:50,020 --> 03:58:52,200
I thought it was Marilyn Brando.

5661
03:58:52,200 --> 03:58:54,920
I thought it was fucking Eric Cantona.

5662
03:58:55,680 --> 03:58:57,060
Someone said it looked like...

5663
03:58:57,060 --> 03:58:59,200
fucking Frank McCourt maybe.

5664
03:58:59,340 --> 03:58:59,960
It's just...

5665
03:59:01,500 --> 03:59:02,560
Look.

5666
03:59:02,960 --> 03:59:04,620
Looks like Eric Cantona.

5667
03:59:05,180 --> 03:59:05,960
From the fucking...

5668
03:59:08,120 --> 03:59:09,600
I don't know what era.

5669
03:59:11,580 --> 03:59:13,360
She got a massive print.

5670
03:59:15,100 --> 03:59:16,920
She got a really big print.

5671
03:59:17,280 --> 03:59:18,580
She got done with that print.

5672
03:59:19,240 --> 03:59:21,120
She needs to get a smaller print.

5673
03:59:21,120 --> 03:59:21,260
She needs to get a smaller print.

5674
03:59:21,260 --> 03:59:33,080
Maybe it was a prototype.

5675
03:59:33,080 --> 03:59:35,260
Maybe she owns the fucking print.

5676
03:59:35,540 --> 03:59:35,980
Your rhetoric will smother you.

5677
03:59:36,720 --> 03:59:38,600
Your rhetoric will smother you.

5678
03:59:38,700 --> 03:59:39,480
Thank you very much.

5679
03:59:39,580 --> 03:59:41,040
Chance meetings with Farage.

5680
03:59:41,820 --> 03:59:42,780
Very kind of you there.

5681
03:59:42,820 --> 03:59:43,880
I was working in a shop in the UK

5682
03:59:43,880 --> 03:59:45,980
when Farage came in to buy a case

5683
03:59:45,980 --> 03:59:47,380
for his iPhone.

5684
03:59:47,880 --> 03:59:48,400
Strange.

5685
03:59:48,880 --> 03:59:49,280
Anyway,

5686
03:59:49,640 --> 03:59:51,820
he paid cash on the counter.

5687
03:59:52,880 --> 03:59:54,400
And it was a 10 euro note,

5688
03:59:54,500 --> 03:59:55,480
not a 10 pound note.

5689
03:59:55,640 --> 03:59:57,460
I thought you were anti-Europe, Nigel.

5690
03:59:57,900 --> 04:00:00,740
He huffed and left the shop without buying.

5691
04:00:03,240 --> 04:00:03,640
Interesting.

5692
04:00:04,440 --> 04:00:05,820
Nigel, I tend to agree with you.

5693
04:00:07,160 --> 04:00:08,620
It wasn't as clean, I think,

5694
04:00:08,680 --> 04:00:10,700
as many of us were hoping.

5695
04:00:11,520 --> 04:00:13,860
And the Northern Ireland situation in particular,

5696
04:00:14,420 --> 04:00:15,540
I think there's long been a bugbear

5697
04:00:15,540 --> 04:00:17,380
that has potentially held us back.

5698
04:00:20,380 --> 04:00:21,680
You just...

5699
04:00:21,680 --> 04:00:23,200
You couldn't make it up.

5700
04:00:23,740 --> 04:00:25,700
The Northern Ireland situation

5701
04:00:25,700 --> 04:00:27,400
has been a bugbear.

5702
04:00:27,400 --> 04:00:29,180
that has held us back.

5703
04:00:31,260 --> 04:00:32,960
It's just unbelievable.

5704
04:00:33,140 --> 04:00:35,000
It hasn't been a fully satisfactory exit.

5705
04:00:35,740 --> 04:00:37,160
Wished it had been cleaner myself.

5706
04:00:37,960 --> 04:00:39,180
Do you fear that a Labour government...

5707
04:00:40,060 --> 04:00:40,900
Look at this booking.

5708
04:00:46,440 --> 04:00:47,400
The crowd.

5709
04:00:47,600 --> 04:00:50,180
And your man's still recorded on the phone, look.

5710
04:00:50,680 --> 04:00:52,380
That battery is insane.

5711
04:00:56,780 --> 04:00:58,520
That is an insane battery.

5712
04:01:01,520 --> 04:01:04,020
And that booking with the dog look.

5713
04:01:07,940 --> 04:01:09,560
And that lady...

5714
04:01:09,560 --> 04:01:11,480
I thought that was Peter Hitchens.

5715
04:01:12,480 --> 04:01:13,240
And it looks like we...

5716
04:01:13,240 --> 04:01:14,160
I mean, if you believe the polls,

5717
04:01:14,220 --> 04:01:15,380
or even half believe the polls,

5718
04:01:15,780 --> 04:01:17,340
it looks like we're going to get...

5719
04:01:17,340 --> 04:01:18,120
Sir Keir Starmer.

5720
04:01:18,240 --> 04:01:19,840
Oh, sorry, we can't call him Sir anymore.

5721
04:01:20,120 --> 04:01:21,220
He doesn't like that.

5722
04:01:22,220 --> 04:01:24,220
But we're going to get Keir Starmer as Prime Minister.

5723
04:01:24,220 --> 04:01:26,480
Do you fear that, you know,

5724
04:01:26,820 --> 04:01:28,580
he might try and bring us back towards the EU?

5725
04:01:29,300 --> 04:01:31,480
Well, we'd better call him Sir Keir Starmer then, haven't we?

5726
04:01:33,960 --> 04:01:34,600
But...

5727
04:01:34,600 --> 04:01:44,800
It's a good one to win for the Conservatives next year.

5728
04:01:45,040 --> 04:01:46,440
It's not looking great at the moment.

5729
04:01:46,920 --> 04:01:47,840
A year's a long time.

5730
04:01:48,280 --> 04:01:48,920
Never say never.

5731
04:01:49,640 --> 04:01:51,640
We start second favourites, I think, from here.

5732
04:01:52,280 --> 04:01:53,640
But, um...

5733
04:01:53,640 --> 04:01:55,960
Would Keir Starmer move us back into the EU?

5734
04:01:56,600 --> 04:01:56,980
I don't know.

5735
04:01:56,980 --> 04:01:58,320
It will be beautiful.

5736
04:01:58,500 --> 04:01:59,460
He says not.

5737
04:01:59,660 --> 04:02:00,740
Do we believe him?

5738
04:02:00,820 --> 04:02:01,200
The pain.

5739
04:02:01,840 --> 04:02:06,120
It'll just mean more Grace Farage content if...

5740
04:02:06,120 --> 04:02:07,580
Well, yeah, I don't know.

5741
04:02:07,860 --> 04:02:08,700
If they get...

5742
04:02:08,700 --> 04:02:09,760
I don't know, I don't know.

5743
04:02:10,500 --> 04:02:12,640
Conrad, you've raised a very important...

5744
04:02:12,640 --> 04:02:14,940
And a slightly complex point, but an important point.

5745
04:02:15,140 --> 04:02:16,200
What's your thought on it?

5746
04:02:16,840 --> 04:02:18,120
Never say never!

5747
04:02:19,860 --> 04:02:20,600
Stole him!

5748
04:02:20,680 --> 04:02:23,440
Well, I think we should have used some of the experts in this country,

5749
04:02:23,520 --> 04:02:25,420
like Imperial College and King's College,

5750
04:02:25,500 --> 04:02:26,260
and places like that.

5751
04:02:28,740 --> 04:02:32,740
Yeah, Imperial College, you, of course, got all the modelling wrong

5752
04:02:32,740 --> 04:02:34,180
when it came to the pandemic,

5753
04:02:34,720 --> 04:02:36,400
and pretty much everything wrong.

5754
04:02:37,140 --> 04:02:39,360
But, Mudgee, you know, they were told, of course,

5755
04:02:39,380 --> 04:02:41,840
to rewrite the report by the Deputy Mayor of London,

5756
04:02:41,900 --> 04:02:42,940
and that is the cod sign.

5757
04:02:42,940 --> 04:02:44,100
I think we've done enough here.

5758
04:02:44,240 --> 04:02:45,120
There's not...

5759
04:02:45,120 --> 04:02:46,600
Oh, there's still more, but...

5760
04:02:46,600 --> 04:02:47,420
Oh, so cynical.

5761
04:02:48,140 --> 04:02:48,540
Cynical!

5762
04:02:50,280 --> 04:02:52,400
About politicians, political figures.

5763
04:02:52,900 --> 04:02:55,020
Do you know, I actually think...

5764
04:02:55,020 --> 04:02:57,660
Will you be rewetting the bogs, Minister?

5765
04:02:58,140 --> 04:02:59,920
Thank you very much there, brain schlug.

5766
04:03:00,180 --> 04:03:01,240
That is absolutely...

5767
04:03:01,240 --> 04:03:03,760
I believe that is absolutely right.

5768
04:03:04,020 --> 04:03:06,200
That the Tory party will try and use this

5769
04:03:06,200 --> 04:03:07,820
at the mayoral election.

5770
04:03:08,820 --> 04:03:09,920
Nice setup there.

5771
04:03:09,980 --> 04:03:11,140
They've got a few people

5772
04:03:11,140 --> 04:03:13,400
on the rig there.

5773
04:03:14,400 --> 04:03:16,320
Got one camera operator.

5774
04:03:17,220 --> 04:03:18,620
Don't think they've a fucking...

5775
04:03:18,620 --> 04:03:19,440
Absolutely right.

5776
04:03:19,800 --> 04:03:20,800
That the Tory party...

5777
04:03:20,800 --> 04:03:22,240
You other hand, doing stuff.

5778
04:03:22,400 --> 04:03:22,500
...will try and use this...

5779
04:03:22,500 --> 04:03:23,500
At the mayoral election,

5780
04:03:23,920 --> 04:03:25,220
you'll be told that Susan Hall

5781
04:03:25,220 --> 04:03:26,420
was opposed to all of this

5782
04:03:26,420 --> 04:03:27,940
right from the word go.

5783
04:03:28,360 --> 04:03:29,260
That the Tory party...

5784
04:03:29,260 --> 04:03:29,860
Be a bit on this.

5785
04:03:30,180 --> 04:03:30,820
Be dumb.

5786
04:03:31,780 --> 04:03:33,040
Being invoked...

5787
04:03:33,040 --> 04:03:34,080
Through a judicial review...

5788
04:03:34,080 --> 04:03:35,260
Sorry, I'm just skipping this.

5789
04:03:35,400 --> 04:03:36,360
It's painful.

5790
04:03:37,360 --> 04:03:38,360
...to the next mayoral election.

5791
04:03:38,580 --> 04:03:38,780
Absolutely.

5792
04:03:39,200 --> 04:03:39,600
Absolutely.

5793
04:03:39,840 --> 04:03:45,100
I just want to see some more rowdy stoning sort of scenes.

5794
04:03:45,540 --> 04:03:46,600
Very, very, very.

5795
04:03:46,660 --> 04:03:47,320
Sorry, turn it off.

5796
04:03:47,560 --> 04:03:47,720
Yeah.

5797
04:03:47,940 --> 04:03:48,680
Wouldn't go for him again.

5798
04:03:48,720 --> 04:03:53,100
Yeah, no, it is very, very, very, very, very, very disappointing.

5799
04:03:53,100 --> 04:04:01,380
We got a glimpse there of what they're packing in the production states.

5800
04:04:03,180 --> 04:04:05,540
We've got a big screen.

5801
04:04:05,940 --> 04:04:08,160
They have a runner with an umbrella.

5802
04:04:09,420 --> 04:04:10,520
Camera up there.

5803
04:04:11,540 --> 04:04:12,740
Second camera here.

5804
04:04:13,140 --> 04:04:14,600
There we have it.

5805
04:04:15,820 --> 04:04:23,720
To sum up tonight's debate, Colin, there are clearly some enormous passions in this room.

5806
04:04:24,020 --> 04:04:25,740
I've lived in these villages.

5807
04:04:25,980 --> 04:04:30,440
When he says enormous passions, you just keep thinking of that fella with the face doing this.

5808
04:04:37,260 --> 04:04:38,680
Luke, 10am tomorrow.

5809
04:04:38,860 --> 04:04:39,680
Thank you very much.

5810
04:04:39,680 --> 04:04:39,700
Thank you very much.

5811
04:04:39,780 --> 04:04:40,500
All of my life.

5812
04:04:40,980 --> 04:04:50,980
I don't think I've ever seen quite such a level of engagement in current affairs issues and anger.

5813
04:04:51,180 --> 04:04:51,360
I've never.

5814
04:04:51,600 --> 04:04:52,540
And goodness me.

5815
04:04:52,920 --> 04:04:54,400
I mean, outside Downing Street earlier.

5816
04:04:54,640 --> 04:04:55,160
Let's have a look.

5817
04:04:55,220 --> 04:04:56,320
Let's have a quick look at me.

5818
04:04:56,720 --> 04:04:58,120
Out was really at home.

5819
04:04:58,660 --> 04:04:59,640
Let's have a look at this clip, please.

5820
04:04:59,680 --> 04:05:01,040
Of me outside Downing Street.

5821
04:05:01,740 --> 04:05:02,760
Let's have a look at me.

5822
04:05:02,760 --> 04:05:03,500
There I was.

5823
04:05:03,500 --> 04:05:03,500
And there I was.

5824
04:05:04,500 --> 04:05:06,140
Let's have a look at me.

5825
04:05:06,440 --> 04:05:07,420
It's not raining here.

5826
04:05:09,740 --> 04:05:11,160
So we saw that.

5827
04:05:12,000 --> 04:05:13,220
And people were, you know.

5828
04:05:13,680 --> 04:05:14,160
Stoning.

5829
04:05:14,160 --> 04:05:15,040
A lot of people going past.

5830
04:05:15,140 --> 04:05:18,980
Look this blood on your hands.

5831
04:05:19,100 --> 04:05:22,720
And we then erected.

5832
04:05:22,960 --> 04:05:24,200
And for those at home that think it's.

5833
04:05:24,380 --> 04:05:27,000
That's the same bloke who's there in the fucking.

5834
04:05:28,000 --> 04:05:28,680
In the pub.

5835
04:05:29,220 --> 04:05:29,660
Shops.

5836
04:05:29,860 --> 04:05:31,780
You've got to pay the £12.50.

5837
04:05:32,300 --> 04:05:32,500
Um.

5838
04:05:32,780 --> 04:05:34,160
And then we actually sent out.

5839
04:05:34,440 --> 04:05:35,220
That had been filled in.

5840
04:05:35,300 --> 04:05:37,500
Those that bring up would be completely and utterly.

5841
04:05:37,720 --> 04:05:38,420
This story.

5842
04:05:38,540 --> 04:05:38,760
Men.

5843
04:05:39,140 --> 04:05:39,300
Men.

5844
04:05:39,400 --> 04:05:40,060
But yeah.

5845
04:05:40,260 --> 04:05:42,180
Huge passion there in Downing Street today.

5846
04:05:42,580 --> 04:05:42,820
Um.

5847
04:05:42,860 --> 04:05:44,100
And this story.

5848
04:05:44,360 --> 04:05:45,500
Of vandalism of cameras.

5849
04:05:45,860 --> 04:05:46,840
Well you know what they say.

5850
04:05:47,180 --> 04:05:49,040
When laws become enemies of men.

5851
04:05:49,420 --> 04:05:50,760
Men become enemies of laws.

5852
04:05:50,760 --> 04:05:52,480
And I'm not supporting in any way.

5853
04:05:53,100 --> 04:05:53,540
The action.

5854
04:05:53,740 --> 04:05:55,180
I can't support the action.

5855
04:05:55,340 --> 04:05:56,480
I simply can't do it.

5856
04:05:57,140 --> 04:05:58,540
It sounds like he's saying.

5857
04:05:58,540 --> 04:05:59,780
I can't.

5858
04:05:59,780 --> 04:06:00,980
I can't support it.

5859
04:06:01,160 --> 04:06:01,420
Like.

5860
04:06:01,800 --> 04:06:01,960
Like.

5861
04:06:02,120 --> 04:06:02,480
I would.

5862
04:06:02,540 --> 04:06:03,180
But I can't.

5863
04:06:04,620 --> 04:06:05,060
Anyway.

5864
04:06:05,500 --> 04:06:06,960
Laws become enemies of men.

5865
04:06:07,380 --> 04:06:07,760
It's the.

5866
04:06:07,860 --> 04:06:09,060
Men become enemies of law.

5867
04:06:09,080 --> 04:06:10,040
Kind of side speak.

5868
04:06:10,060 --> 04:06:11,680
And I'm not supporting in any way.

5869
04:06:12,240 --> 04:06:12,740
The action.

5870
04:06:12,940 --> 04:06:14,400
I can't support the action.

5871
04:06:14,540 --> 04:06:14,860
I simply.

5872
04:06:15,960 --> 04:06:17,160
Stop him.

5873
04:06:17,840 --> 04:06:18,620
Can't do it.

5874
04:06:19,260 --> 04:06:19,680
But you know.

5875
04:06:21,020 --> 04:06:22,100
Gold tax.

5876
04:06:23,040 --> 04:06:24,640
Alan Smith's spiky hair.

5877
04:06:24,740 --> 04:06:25,500
Thank you very much.

5878
04:06:26,440 --> 04:06:28,380
Has there ever been any evidence of night wearing.

5879
04:06:28,380 --> 04:06:29,320
Casual clothing.

5880
04:06:30,040 --> 04:06:30,920
He always seems to be in a suit.

5881
04:06:31,000 --> 04:06:32,600
Earlier on he did a VT piece.

5882
04:06:32,680 --> 04:06:33,320
Where he was wearing.

5883
04:06:34,400 --> 04:06:35,460
Wellies and fucking.

5884
04:06:36,220 --> 04:06:37,360
A rugby shirt or something.

5885
04:06:37,720 --> 04:06:37,960
I want to.

5886
04:06:38,080 --> 04:06:39,380
A polo shirt.

5887
04:06:39,380 --> 04:06:41,920
Thank you very much for coming along this evening.

5888
04:06:42,240 --> 04:06:43,140
I want to thank all.

5889
04:06:43,500 --> 04:06:44,480
Of our guests.

5890
04:06:44,880 --> 04:06:45,540
For coming on.

5891
04:06:45,760 --> 04:06:47,420
And giving us a range of opinions this evening.

5892
04:06:48,080 --> 04:06:49,600
Let's hope we get some.

5893
04:06:50,420 --> 04:06:51,680
Fucking little bit of juice.

5894
04:06:51,800 --> 04:06:52,560
Just at the end here.

5895
04:06:52,560 --> 04:06:53,880
Thank the audience for being so engaged.

5896
04:06:54,180 --> 04:06:54,580
And.

5897
04:06:55,480 --> 04:06:56,540
We're going to finish.

5898
04:06:57,600 --> 04:06:58,800
With a little ditty.

5899
04:06:59,580 --> 04:07:00,380
Oh god.

5900
04:07:00,420 --> 04:07:02,520
Is he going to get his fucking clothes off again?

5901
04:07:04,520 --> 04:07:06,020
About the mayor of London.

5902
04:07:06,280 --> 04:07:07,680
From Bella Smerling.

5903
04:07:09,280 --> 04:07:10,140
From who?

5904
04:07:11,920 --> 04:07:12,480
Sorry.

5905
04:07:12,720 --> 04:07:12,960
Who?

5906
04:07:17,960 --> 04:07:19,600
What the fuck?

5907
04:07:19,600 --> 04:07:20,260
From a London.

5908
04:07:21,140 --> 04:07:22,120
Who's this?

5909
04:07:24,620 --> 04:07:25,620
That lad there.

5910
04:07:27,100 --> 04:07:28,900
This is the worst decision.

5911
04:07:29,120 --> 04:07:30,440
From a London mayor.

5912
04:07:31,120 --> 04:07:31,760
London mayor.

5913
04:07:32,160 --> 04:07:33,640
He's taxing the poor.

5914
04:07:33,780 --> 04:07:35,520
He says for clean or rare.

5915
04:07:35,900 --> 04:07:36,020
But.

5916
04:07:36,500 --> 04:07:38,160
The public have spoken.

5917
04:07:38,540 --> 04:07:38,720
And now.

5918
04:07:39,100 --> 04:07:41,340
I didn't think we could get any more schlug.

5919
04:07:41,560 --> 04:07:43,840
But we've gone on to another level.

5920
04:07:44,000 --> 04:07:45,220
He's like the viper schlug.

5921
04:07:45,220 --> 04:07:46,340
Cameras are broken.

5922
04:07:46,580 --> 04:07:48,860
He's about as unpopular.

5923
04:07:49,620 --> 04:07:50,980
As Tony Blair.

5924
04:07:51,660 --> 04:07:52,180
Can't you.

5925
04:07:52,860 --> 04:07:53,660
Christ.

5926
04:07:53,900 --> 04:07:55,480
He says he's so unfair.

5927
04:07:55,720 --> 04:07:57,300
But for £12.50.

5928
04:07:57,420 --> 04:07:59,040
You can pollute the air.

5929
04:07:59,220 --> 04:08:01,100
Your car will stay in the garage.

5930
04:08:01,200 --> 04:08:02,880
If you don't pay the silly charge.

5931
04:08:03,020 --> 04:08:05,300
We should sack him and replace him with.

5932
04:08:06,280 --> 04:08:07,720
Nigel Farage.

5933
04:08:11,220 --> 04:08:16,060
Should suck him and replace him with Nigel Farage.

5934
04:08:28,260 --> 04:08:32,960
What a perfectly fucking timed tip there.

5935
04:08:33,060 --> 04:08:33,700
Thank you very much.

5936
04:08:33,800 --> 04:08:35,020
County Tricky Terrain.

5937
04:08:35,880 --> 04:08:39,640
They had to use the Americanization of garage.

5938
04:08:40,480 --> 04:08:41,000
Garage.

5939
04:08:41,960 --> 04:08:43,220
That's not going to run.

5940
04:08:43,300 --> 04:08:44,580
We'd have to say Farage.

5941
04:08:45,980 --> 04:08:47,580
That's not going to work, is it?

5942
04:08:49,180 --> 04:08:50,540
How about garage?

5943
04:08:53,260 --> 04:08:53,820
Yeah.

5944
04:08:54,660 --> 04:08:55,240
That'll do.

5945
04:08:55,240 --> 04:09:06,760
We should suck him and replace him with Nigel Farage.

5946
04:09:11,120 --> 04:09:12,800
And Nigel's like this.

5947
04:09:13,300 --> 04:09:14,160
Oh, yeah.

5948
04:09:14,740 --> 04:09:20,160
But you just know of every episode of these, it's kind of been orchestrated to.

5949
04:09:21,320 --> 04:09:23,320
Tee him up for a comeback.

5950
04:09:23,700 --> 04:09:26,360
You know, this whole thing is an inky.

5951
04:09:26,420 --> 04:09:27,420
This whole show.

5952
04:09:28,220 --> 04:09:31,940
And it's fucking low key, low rent production.

5953
04:09:31,940 --> 04:09:34,780
Which is where I'm laughing at it.

5954
04:09:34,880 --> 04:09:38,700
But it's still, it's just an incubatory period for him.

5955
04:09:39,080 --> 04:09:42,500
You know, he's going to come back in some form or shape.

5956
04:09:42,680 --> 04:09:51,780
Why else would he be going all the way out to the States and fucking keeping the, just keeping the fire lit with those lads, you know, and licking hole out there.

5957
04:09:51,900 --> 04:09:53,180
Nigel Farage.

5958
04:09:54,640 --> 04:09:56,440
There's still a bit more to the song.

5959
04:10:10,840 --> 04:10:12,240
They could have cut this bit.

5960
04:10:12,320 --> 04:10:14,360
They should have fucking ended on Farage.

5961
04:10:14,520 --> 04:10:16,640
But they're over egging it now.

5962
04:10:16,800 --> 04:10:21,320
And now it's like, Nigel says, just how it is.

5963
04:10:21,820 --> 04:10:22,960
Your man's battery.

5964
04:10:23,600 --> 04:10:25,980
He must have a fucking power bank with him.

5965
04:10:27,960 --> 04:10:31,640
He must be really, I mean, he's not live streaming it, is he?

5966
04:10:32,100 --> 04:10:34,580
Thank you very much there for the tip there.

5967
04:10:34,780 --> 04:10:36,940
The air tastes nice in Dagenham.

5968
04:10:36,940 --> 04:10:39,380
It's ruined London town.

5969
04:10:40,140 --> 04:10:42,940
His life is always on the ball.

5970
04:10:43,580 --> 04:10:44,660
Nigel says.

5971
04:10:44,720 --> 04:10:46,860
Khan's policy is detrimental.

5972
04:10:47,720 --> 04:10:49,460
Oh my God.

5973
04:10:50,360 --> 04:10:53,300
Couldn't even, it's reached a new level of Partridge.

5974
04:10:53,500 --> 04:10:55,760
Where they've sampled him in the fucking sound.

5975
04:10:55,800 --> 04:10:56,740
This is brilliant.

5976
04:10:56,960 --> 04:10:58,880
I didn't even know this was, this had happened.

5977
04:10:59,000 --> 04:11:01,320
I thought it was just the shouty men.

5978
04:11:01,420 --> 04:11:03,240
I thought that was where the gold was going to be.

5979
04:11:05,880 --> 04:11:08,020
Khan's policy is detrimental.

5980
04:11:08,880 --> 04:11:12,440
For a moment, you think he's saying it because it cuts to it.

5981
04:11:13,440 --> 04:11:15,000
Look, Nigel, look at this.

5982
04:11:15,960 --> 04:11:22,080
Even Nigel knows it's shit and it's ran its course because he starts to shuffle the papers there.

5983
04:11:22,200 --> 04:11:23,220
Look, he's looking away.

5984
04:11:23,220 --> 04:11:24,560
Nigel said.

5985
04:11:24,560 --> 04:11:26,120
Khan's policy is.

5986
04:11:28,620 --> 04:11:29,460
Detrimental.

5987
04:11:29,660 --> 04:11:30,420
Nigel said.

5988
04:11:30,480 --> 04:11:33,000
This is a tax on horror society.

5989
04:11:33,380 --> 04:11:33,900
Nigel.

5990
04:11:34,420 --> 04:11:36,640
Nigel wrote this, says Kerry.

5991
04:11:37,500 --> 04:11:39,260
This was his idea.

5992
04:11:39,760 --> 04:11:41,820
Businesses that simply won't be able to survive.

5993
04:11:41,820 --> 04:11:43,880
It's our duper ride.

5994
04:11:52,880 --> 04:11:53,600
Unbelievable.

5995
04:11:54,020 --> 04:11:55,020
The temperatures rising.

5996
04:11:55,840 --> 04:11:58,620
Tony Tower Hamlets, thank you very much.

5997
04:11:58,880 --> 04:12:07,540
Thanks for wetting the bog there, unsolicited tech support.

5998
04:12:09,160 --> 04:12:10,960
Frankie Scones, thank you very much.

5999
04:12:11,040 --> 04:12:11,960
He's not going to ride your lead.

6000
04:12:12,080 --> 04:12:12,860
Thank you very much.

6001
04:12:13,580 --> 04:12:15,760
The Tower Hamlets, the air tastes nice.

6002
04:12:17,700 --> 04:12:21,800
Well, that was a fucking situation and a half.

6003
04:12:21,920 --> 04:12:23,400
If ever there was one.

6004
04:12:24,460 --> 04:12:31,920
I've never ever seen such shocking behaviour.

6005
04:12:32,920 --> 04:12:36,180
And I watch a lot of this for those moments.

6006
04:12:37,760 --> 04:12:40,800
But we were treated to something very spectacular there.

6007
04:12:41,000 --> 04:12:43,640
Treated and sickened in equal measure.

6008
04:12:45,480 --> 04:12:46,800
Where is that fella?

6009
04:12:46,920 --> 04:12:48,460
That fucking fella doing the...

6010
04:12:49,980 --> 04:12:51,980
I want to see that face that he makes again.

6011
04:12:53,600 --> 04:12:55,140
Should have got the time code for it.

6012
04:12:55,220 --> 04:12:56,700
Quasi-quardang.

6013
04:12:56,820 --> 04:12:57,640
Thank you very much.

6014
04:12:58,500 --> 04:12:59,080
About this.

6015
04:12:59,380 --> 04:13:01,200
He's well far back, that book.

6016
04:13:03,160 --> 04:13:04,600
He's well far back.

6017
04:13:06,200 --> 04:13:07,400
Was it around here?

6018
04:13:08,980 --> 04:13:10,060
Was it around here?

6019
04:13:11,420 --> 04:13:11,820
No.

6020
04:13:12,060 --> 04:13:15,660
It was after this, just before he was teeing it up to go into the ad break.

6021
04:13:16,740 --> 04:13:17,800
Was he teeing it up?

6022
04:13:19,400 --> 04:13:19,800
No.

6023
04:13:19,960 --> 04:13:20,720
After the interview.

6024
04:13:20,840 --> 04:13:21,540
After the VT.

6025
04:13:22,920 --> 04:13:23,320
No.

6026
04:13:23,320 --> 04:13:23,320
No.

6027
04:13:23,480 --> 04:13:24,740
Fucking hell.

6028
04:13:28,820 --> 04:13:32,860
It was the Nicholas Lindhurst slash Mark Heap.

6029
04:13:34,580 --> 04:13:35,820
Post-Irish lad.

6030
04:13:42,140 --> 04:13:51,300
We gotta go.

6031
04:13:51,300 --> 04:13:52,500
We gotta go.

6032
04:13:53,800 --> 04:13:55,900
I'm actually losing the will to fucking live.

6033
04:13:55,980 --> 04:13:57,020
I need to eat some food.

6034
04:13:59,620 --> 04:14:02,580
But I just wanted to end on that guy's face.

6035
04:14:02,660 --> 04:14:02,860
No?

6036
04:14:03,440 --> 04:14:04,400
Come on.

6037
04:14:07,400 --> 04:14:08,580
5th of November!

6038
04:14:13,920 --> 04:14:15,440
Where the fuck was it?

6039
04:14:15,560 --> 04:14:16,960
Was it around here?

6040
04:14:17,600 --> 04:14:18,580
Or was it before here?

6041
04:14:26,100 --> 04:14:27,260
Never gonna get it.

6042
04:14:28,640 --> 04:14:30,360
Towards the end of Asmagi, okay.

6043
04:14:35,240 --> 04:14:37,380
It's gonna be an anti-climax anyway now.

6044
04:14:37,980 --> 04:14:41,540
And nothing can beat that song by fucking...

6045
04:14:41,540 --> 04:14:43,580
Chaz and Dave Light at the end.

6046
04:14:44,840 --> 04:14:47,620
And he introduced them by name as if we should have known them.

6047
04:14:54,320 --> 04:14:55,160
40 minutes.

6048
04:14:55,860 --> 04:14:57,040
Have a look around 40 minutes.

6049
04:14:57,040 --> 04:15:07,620
Night of a Raj.

6050
04:15:07,620 --> 04:15:09,740
Night of a Raj.

6051
04:15:09,740 --> 04:15:13,840
Night of a Raj.

6052
04:15:14,840 --> 04:15:15,980
Stombed him!

6053
04:15:16,100 --> 04:15:18,360
They should have thrown that in as a sample as well.

6054
04:15:18,760 --> 04:15:20,060
I might remix that.

6055
04:15:20,860 --> 04:15:21,340
Because...

6056
04:15:21,340 --> 04:15:24,780
If I can find time in my busy schedule...

6057
04:15:24,780 --> 04:15:33,360
I can't fucking find...

6058
04:15:33,360 --> 04:15:34,000
50 minutes.

6059
04:15:34,780 --> 04:15:35,300
Big man.

6060
04:15:35,420 --> 04:15:36,060
Ryan the Scot.

6061
04:15:36,920 --> 04:15:39,780
Ryan is doing the fucking Lord's work there.

6062
04:15:47,240 --> 04:15:48,400
No, it was not.

6063
04:15:48,480 --> 04:15:50,100
It was well before then.

6064
04:15:51,880 --> 04:15:53,160
It was well before.

6065
04:15:53,280 --> 04:15:54,920
Thank you very much, Katie Pataty.

6066
04:15:55,460 --> 04:15:56,240
Happy Friday.

6067
04:15:57,960 --> 04:15:59,060
I'm fucking starving.

6068
04:16:05,820 --> 04:16:07,540
I'll try and do something.

6069
04:16:07,680 --> 04:16:09,200
You don't need to tip Volgan.

6070
04:16:09,300 --> 04:16:10,900
Thanks very much though for asking.

6071
04:16:11,040 --> 04:16:11,860
I'll just try...

6072
04:16:11,860 --> 04:16:13,300
I'll try and get something going.

6073
04:16:16,660 --> 04:16:17,740
Fella back there.

6074
04:16:17,800 --> 04:16:17,960
Look.

6075
04:16:18,060 --> 04:16:18,980
Rubbing the schnozzle.

6076
04:16:19,140 --> 04:16:20,940
Was there a bit of fucking schnozzle dust?

6077
04:16:28,140 --> 04:16:28,460
Sketchy.

6078
04:16:28,460 --> 04:16:40,760
It was on the way to chat to that dude.

6079
04:16:41,160 --> 04:16:41,540
Really?

6080
04:16:42,900 --> 04:16:43,340
Really?

6081
04:16:43,760 --> 04:16:45,100
I don't think it was.

6082
04:16:46,580 --> 04:16:47,300
Look at him.

6083
04:16:47,380 --> 04:16:47,580
Look.

6084
04:16:47,640 --> 04:16:48,380
Victor Meldrew.

6085
04:16:50,040 --> 04:17:00,220
Stone him!

6086
04:17:09,360 --> 04:17:12,400
I can't fucking...

6087
04:17:12,400 --> 04:17:14,620
We'll be here all day.

6088
04:17:15,100 --> 04:17:16,520
But it was a beautiful moment.

6089
04:17:16,520 --> 04:17:22,300
It was a beautiful moment.

6090
04:17:32,940 --> 04:17:35,040
When Nigel went on the rant,

6091
04:17:35,860 --> 04:17:38,260
someone was talking shite, wasn't it?

6092
04:17:38,380 --> 04:17:41,140
And he was agreeing, but who was he agreeing with?

6093
04:17:41,240 --> 04:17:42,520
Was he agreeing with Nigel?

6094
04:17:42,520 --> 04:17:42,600
Nigel.

6095
04:17:42,600 --> 04:17:52,760
I should have fucking took screenshots of these moments.

6096
04:17:53,520 --> 04:17:55,300
Should have made notes of the time.

6097
04:18:05,480 --> 04:18:06,680
He's making a point there.

6098
04:18:06,860 --> 04:18:07,920
Ah, for fuck's sake.

6099
04:18:08,580 --> 04:18:09,660
4830 Tobes.

6100
04:18:09,800 --> 04:18:10,620
I hope this is it.

6101
04:18:10,620 --> 04:18:20,360
It wasn't that.

6102
04:18:21,560 --> 04:18:25,300
This was a guy who looks like fucking Mark Heap.

6103
04:18:37,040 --> 04:18:38,860
The speedrun is still on.

6104
04:18:38,860 --> 04:18:43,540
The speedrun is still on.

6105
04:18:43,620 --> 04:18:45,100
There's a few doubters out there.

6106
04:18:46,140 --> 04:18:47,000
There's a few haters.

6107
04:18:54,920 --> 04:18:55,780
Is it here?

6108
04:18:58,320 --> 04:18:59,080
Is it here?

6109
04:19:03,360 --> 04:19:03,760
Yes!

6110
04:19:03,760 --> 04:19:03,760
Yes!

6111
04:19:12,260 --> 04:19:14,500
Now what we gotta do is double this.

6112
04:19:15,100 --> 04:19:16,060
Double our trouble.

6113
04:19:22,000 --> 04:19:23,380
Put that song on.

6114
04:19:23,380 --> 04:19:43,900
What I wanna do is collage this song the way it should have been when it first went out on air with the faces of some of the fucking people that were in.

6115
04:19:44,600 --> 04:19:45,980
That were doing the situation.

6116
04:19:47,980 --> 04:19:49,140
I can't even talk.

6117
04:19:49,200 --> 04:19:50,740
I'm so hungry and confused.

6118
04:19:52,360 --> 04:19:53,900
Doing the situation.

6119
04:19:56,040 --> 04:19:57,340
Saudi player.

6120
04:19:58,140 --> 04:19:59,220
He's as popular.

6121
04:19:59,220 --> 04:20:04,840
For 12 pound 50.

6122
04:20:05,040 --> 04:20:06,580
You can pollute the air.

6123
04:20:06,760 --> 04:20:08,620
Your car will stay in the garage.

6124
04:20:08,800 --> 04:20:10,400
If you don't pay the silly charge.

6125
04:20:10,560 --> 04:20:12,820
We should sack him and replace him with.

6126
04:20:13,780 --> 04:20:15,220
Nigel Farage.

6127
04:20:18,920 --> 04:20:20,280
What are we going to do with.

6128
04:20:21,720 --> 04:20:22,820
That's not right.

6129
04:20:22,940 --> 04:20:23,760
That's not right.

6130
04:20:23,760 --> 04:20:25,760
Because you need to have Farage.

6131
04:20:26,040 --> 04:20:28,120
The mega.

6132
04:20:28,640 --> 04:20:29,280
Mega.

6133
04:20:30,440 --> 04:20:31,660
Camp face.

6134
04:20:33,260 --> 04:20:34,260
Let's have a look here now.

6135
04:20:35,260 --> 04:20:37,120
Let's collage that.

6136
04:20:37,840 --> 04:20:39,900
Collage the Farage.

6137
04:20:43,260 --> 04:20:46,280
He had the air monitor.

6138
04:20:46,580 --> 04:20:48,300
It started to get a little bit dark.

6139
04:20:50,620 --> 04:20:51,780
And he has a shot.

6140
04:20:51,900 --> 04:20:52,280
There we go.

6141
04:20:52,280 --> 04:20:53,180
This is beautiful.

6142
04:20:54,340 --> 04:20:54,980
Yes.

6143
04:20:54,980 --> 04:20:56,760
Look at this.

6144
04:20:56,860 --> 04:20:58,600
The double trouble scenario.

6145
04:20:58,600 --> 04:21:04,920
The mayor is a crown.

6146
04:21:05,620 --> 04:21:07,880
Nigel says.

6147
04:21:08,320 --> 04:21:09,900
Just as it is.

6148
04:21:10,500 --> 04:21:12,040
Just as it is.

6149
04:21:12,040 --> 04:21:13,480
In London town.

6150
04:21:14,260 --> 04:21:17,040
Because Nigel's always on the boat.

6151
04:21:17,700 --> 04:21:18,760
Nigel says.

6152
04:21:18,820 --> 04:21:20,980
Khan's policy is detrimental.

6153
04:21:21,540 --> 04:21:22,380
Nigel says.

6154
04:21:22,380 --> 04:21:24,900
This is a tax on poor rat society.

6155
04:21:25,200 --> 04:21:26,040
Nigel says.

6156
04:21:26,480 --> 04:21:29,800
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6157
04:21:29,800 --> 04:21:30,580
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6158
04:21:30,580 --> 04:21:31,580
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6159
04:21:31,580 --> 04:21:32,200
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6160
04:21:32,200 --> 04:21:32,760
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6161
04:21:32,760 --> 04:21:33,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6162
04:21:33,260 --> 04:21:34,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6163
04:21:34,260 --> 04:21:35,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6164
04:21:35,260 --> 04:21:36,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6165
04:21:36,260 --> 04:21:37,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6166
04:21:37,260 --> 04:21:38,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6167
04:21:38,260 --> 04:21:39,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6168
04:21:39,260 --> 04:21:40,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6169
04:21:40,260 --> 04:21:41,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6170
04:21:41,260 --> 04:21:42,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6171
04:21:42,260 --> 04:21:43,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6172
04:21:43,260 --> 04:21:44,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6173
04:21:44,260 --> 04:21:45,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6174
04:21:45,260 --> 04:21:46,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6175
04:21:46,260 --> 04:21:47,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6176
04:21:47,260 --> 04:21:48,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6177
04:21:48,260 --> 04:21:49,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6178
04:21:49,260 --> 04:21:50,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6179
04:21:50,260 --> 04:21:51,260
The mayor is a tax on poor rat society.

6180
04:21:51,260 --> 04:21:53,260
What the fuck were these guys' names again?

6181
04:21:53,260 --> 04:21:58,260
About the mayor of London, from Bell and Smerling!

6182
04:21:58,260 --> 04:21:59,260
Yay!

6183
04:22:01,260 --> 04:22:03,260
Mel and Sterling, is it?

6184
04:22:03,260 --> 04:22:04,260
Bell and Sterling.

6185
04:22:04,260 --> 04:22:05,260
I have to buy some new clobber.

6186
04:22:05,260 --> 04:22:06,260
Round up the boys to come pundle.

6187
04:22:06,260 --> 04:22:08,260
The Volgan, thank you very much.

6188
04:22:08,260 --> 04:22:10,260
I want the whole town to see me.

6189
04:22:10,260 --> 04:22:13,260
Round up the Volgan to come clobber.

6190
04:22:13,260 --> 04:22:15,260
I want the whole town to stone him.

6191
04:22:15,260 --> 04:22:16,260
Thanks very much for the tip.

6192
04:22:16,260 --> 04:22:19,260
Thanks to Francis Tommy and all the rest.

6193
04:22:19,260 --> 04:22:20,260
So many great memories.

6194
04:22:20,260 --> 04:22:22,260
I appreciate you all.

6195
04:22:22,260 --> 04:22:24,260
But wait a second now.

6196
04:22:26,260 --> 04:22:27,260
So we've got that.

6197
04:22:27,260 --> 04:22:30,260
And what we want to do, we want to slow that down.

6198
04:22:30,260 --> 04:22:31,260
I'm starving.

6199
04:22:32,260 --> 04:22:34,260
Put that there.

6200
04:22:34,260 --> 04:22:36,260
And then we want to play that.

6201
04:22:36,260 --> 04:22:39,260
And we want, we just want one more.

6202
04:22:40,260 --> 04:22:42,260
If we can just get one more.

6203
04:22:43,260 --> 04:22:45,260
Thanks Volgan for the tip.

6204
04:22:46,260 --> 04:22:48,260
I've stoned him.

6205
04:22:48,260 --> 04:22:50,260
That's going to require a little bit of fucking.

6206
04:22:54,260 --> 04:22:55,260
Dedication.

6207
04:22:55,260 --> 04:22:56,260
Have it covered.

6208
04:22:56,260 --> 04:22:58,260
To an existing bill.

6209
04:22:58,260 --> 04:23:00,260
That will stop this happening again.

6210
04:23:00,260 --> 04:23:02,260
With a bit of luck, we'll just hit a stolen right here.

6211
04:23:02,260 --> 04:23:03,260
Bit late for Cutdham isn't it?

6212
04:23:03,260 --> 04:23:04,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6213
04:23:04,260 --> 04:23:09,260
It is too late for Cutdham on this exam.

6214
04:23:09,260 --> 04:23:10,260
How did we miss this?

6215
04:23:10,260 --> 04:23:10,260
How did we miss that look?

6216
04:23:10,260 --> 04:23:11,260
Bit late for Cutdham isn't it?

6217
04:23:11,260 --> 04:23:12,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6218
04:23:12,260 --> 04:23:13,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6219
04:23:13,260 --> 04:23:14,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6220
04:23:14,260 --> 04:23:15,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6221
04:23:15,260 --> 04:23:15,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6222
04:23:15,260 --> 04:23:16,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6223
04:23:16,260 --> 04:23:17,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6224
04:23:17,260 --> 04:23:18,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6225
04:23:18,260 --> 04:23:19,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6226
04:23:19,260 --> 04:23:20,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6227
04:23:20,260 --> 04:23:21,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6228
04:23:21,260 --> 04:23:22,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6229
04:23:22,260 --> 04:23:23,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6230
04:23:23,260 --> 04:23:24,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6231
04:23:24,260 --> 04:23:25,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6232
04:23:25,260 --> 04:23:26,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6233
04:23:26,260 --> 04:23:27,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6234
04:23:27,260 --> 04:23:28,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6235
04:23:28,260 --> 04:23:29,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6236
04:23:29,260 --> 04:23:30,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6237
04:23:30,260 --> 04:23:31,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6238
04:23:31,260 --> 04:23:32,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6239
04:23:32,260 --> 04:23:33,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6240
04:23:33,260 --> 04:23:34,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6241
04:23:34,260 --> 04:23:35,260
But he can't stop Mayer.

6242
04:23:35,260 --> 04:23:36,260
But he can't stop Mayer.

6243
04:23:36,260 --> 04:23:37,260
For example.

6244
04:23:37,260 --> 04:23:38,260
But what it will do.

6245
04:23:38,260 --> 04:23:39,260
Yeah.

6246
04:23:39,260 --> 04:23:40,260
But what it will do.

6247
04:23:40,260 --> 04:23:43,260
Not a popular one there, Father.

6248
04:23:43,260 --> 04:23:46,260
Nobody fucking went yeah or anything.

6249
04:23:46,260 --> 04:23:53,260
Even stone cold Steve Austin stood stock still.

6250
04:23:53,260 --> 04:23:57,260
If it is successful and if we can get cross party corporation.

6251
04:23:57,260 --> 04:24:01,260
It is too late for Cutdham isn't it?

6252
04:24:01,260 --> 04:24:02,260
It is too late for Cutdham.

6253
04:24:02,260 --> 04:24:08,260
It is too late for Cutdham on this example.

6254
04:24:08,260 --> 04:24:12,260
But what it will do if it is successful and if we can get cross party

6255
04:24:12,260 --> 04:24:15,260
corporation will be to stop road price charging.

6256
04:24:15,260 --> 04:24:16,260
Alright.

6257
04:24:16,260 --> 04:24:18,260
Because that is clearly where he is going.

6258
04:24:18,260 --> 04:24:19,260
No, no, no.

6259
04:24:19,260 --> 04:24:21,260
Nathan Havko, he did.

6260
04:24:21,260 --> 04:24:25,260
He retreated quick after getting his point out.

6261
04:24:25,260 --> 04:24:28,260
I noticed a few of those in the fucking audience.

6262
04:24:28,260 --> 04:24:29,260
Alright.

6263
04:24:29,260 --> 04:24:33,260
Real giving it large and then once it is said,

6264
04:24:33,260 --> 04:24:35,260
just kind of like this.

6265
04:24:39,260 --> 04:24:42,260
You will actually have a starting 15th member.

6266
04:24:42,260 --> 04:24:43,260
Sooner right.

6267
04:24:50,260 --> 04:24:53,260
Just retreats into a corner and hide for a bit.

6268
04:24:55,260 --> 04:24:56,260
I get that.

6269
04:24:56,260 --> 04:24:57,260
But that is leg one.

6270
04:24:57,260 --> 04:24:58,260
Your question is a fail one.

6271
04:24:58,260 --> 04:25:02,260
How does that help for the next eight months before Susan does or doesn't get in?

6272
04:25:02,260 --> 04:25:08,820
get in it clearly have its thoughts

6273
04:25:09,220 --> 04:25:16,560
doesn't next eight months before Susan does or doesn't get in it clearly

6274
04:25:26,520 --> 04:25:55,320
Sauts! Mr. Buttons thank you very much I want the whole town to see me! Avatar! Maybe he was a big fan of James Cameron's avatar. Help for the next eight months before Susan does or doesn't get in it clearly doesn't as thing but. CD-ROM.

6275
04:25:55,320 --> 04:26:23,180
Thank you very much. The Romulus is in town pumping the ale in Kent. How does that help for the next eight months? This is gonna require a whole fucking remix of... It's got a lot of textures and a lot of layers in it. I can't do it on the fly it's gonna have to be something that comes back. It needs to be visual as well it needs to be a tightly edited piece.

6276
04:26:24,120 --> 04:26:31,420
Okay I'll fuck off and I'll get that done. Sorry I think the internet just went there.

6277
04:26:34,420 --> 04:26:36,120
I... That's a ghost!

6278
04:26:36,120 --> 04:26:45,120
...months before... That's leg one. Your question is a fail one. Yeah. How does that help for the next eight months before Susan does or doesn't get in? It clearly does.

6279
04:26:45,120 --> 04:26:52,420
...I don't...

6280
04:26:52,420 --> 04:27:10,920
...a la carte someone said. Just having a quick look at what what it could be. People are guessing there in the chat. By far and away the the most popular guess is Avatart. Like eat a tart or a pie or something. McPhail thank you very much there.

6281
04:27:13,420 --> 04:27:22,720
...a... Clever clogs. Someone says he doesn't really sound like that. Brain. Avatar to the way of water. W... W... Wouter.

6282
04:27:22,720 --> 04:27:29,020
...Avatarts. Avatart. Avatar. Alatart.

6283
04:27:32,420 --> 04:27:37,020
doesn't as things name but what you will look for are...

6284
04:27:37,020 --> 04:27:38,800
Avocat, Avocat.

6285
04:27:39,920 --> 04:27:43,260
My internet is going fucking K'lula there.

6286
04:27:43,660 --> 04:27:45,960
It says it's going off, the stream is going off

6287
04:27:45,960 --> 04:27:47,700
and then it's going green and going red again.

6288
04:27:48,520 --> 04:27:52,100
Okay, look, I've bitten off more than I can chew here

6289
04:27:52,100 --> 04:27:56,120
and I apologise, a couple of people have just tipped there,

6290
04:27:56,200 --> 04:27:59,880
a few tippings and they were very much appreciated.

6291
04:28:00,040 --> 04:28:03,460
I don't feel like a bollocks just fucking off as soon as people have tipped.

6292
04:28:04,340 --> 04:28:07,260
But I'll come back.

6293
04:28:07,600 --> 04:28:08,960
The speed run is still on.

6294
04:28:09,180 --> 04:28:09,900
That's safe.

6295
04:28:10,020 --> 04:28:10,880
That isn't going to go.

6296
04:28:10,960 --> 04:28:11,540
We've got that.

6297
04:28:11,620 --> 04:28:12,800
We're going home with that.

6298
04:28:15,200 --> 04:28:18,040
But I will return and when the next time I'm on,

6299
04:28:19,040 --> 04:28:22,100
which won't be long,

6300
04:28:23,320 --> 04:28:24,420
I'll have something.

6301
04:28:25,180 --> 04:28:27,460
I'll have something made out of this.

6302
04:28:29,460 --> 04:28:33,980
After the Queen's speech and after Parliament comes back in November.

6303
04:28:35,260 --> 04:28:35,560
November.

6304
04:28:36,240 --> 04:28:37,780
You have some of the...

6305
04:28:37,780 --> 04:28:44,140
But we do have a time code on a stone hymn.

6306
04:28:44,780 --> 04:28:46,440
I think it was 48.30.

6307
04:28:50,440 --> 04:28:53,900
In any democracy, the next election.

6308
04:28:54,100 --> 04:28:55,380
And that really is the answer.

6309
04:28:55,380 --> 04:29:02,420
But I just think tonight here on the campaign, you're in for a busy couple of months.

6310
04:29:04,320 --> 04:29:05,760
This is November!

6311
04:29:06,780 --> 04:29:07,340
Stunning!

6312
04:29:10,480 --> 04:29:11,920
Oh, okay.

6313
04:29:13,780 --> 04:29:16,800
Farah's just kind of shrinking into himself there.

6314
04:29:17,640 --> 04:29:18,220
Okay.

6315
04:29:19,300 --> 04:29:21,680
You know, he can't actually turn around and go,

6316
04:29:22,000 --> 04:29:23,200
I knocked that on the head, man.

6317
04:29:23,200 --> 04:29:25,640
But he can go like this.

6318
04:29:26,980 --> 04:29:27,500
Okay.

6319
04:29:30,500 --> 04:29:35,400
Beautiful stuff.

6320
04:29:35,820 --> 04:29:36,460
Okay.

6321
04:29:37,000 --> 04:29:37,640
We'll see you later.

6322
04:29:37,980 --> 04:29:38,480
We'll play out.

6323
04:29:38,860 --> 04:29:40,580
We'll play out with these guys.

6324
04:29:40,760 --> 04:29:42,080
And I'll try and do a couple of...

6325
04:29:42,080 --> 04:29:43,340
These two faces.

6326
04:29:43,580 --> 04:29:45,420
I can't mix Stoneham in right now.

6327
04:29:45,900 --> 04:29:47,900
But I'll get something going.

6328
04:29:48,100 --> 04:29:49,080
I'll get something going.

6329
04:29:49,140 --> 04:29:49,880
And with a bit of luck.

6330
04:29:50,180 --> 04:29:51,000
Let's bring him a step.

6331
04:29:51,360 --> 04:29:52,220
And a hope and a prayer.

6332
04:29:52,380 --> 04:29:53,320
And a hop in the tail.

6333
04:29:54,600 --> 04:29:55,980
We'll be back on sooner than you think.

6334
04:29:55,980 --> 04:29:57,200
London Mayor.

6335
04:29:57,700 --> 04:29:58,880
He's taxing the poor.

6336
04:29:58,880 --> 04:30:00,920
He says for cleaner air.

6337
04:30:01,160 --> 04:30:02,760
But the public have spoken.

6338
04:30:03,000 --> 04:30:04,660
And now your cameras are broken.

6339
04:30:04,920 --> 04:30:06,620
He's about as unpopular.

6340
04:30:07,960 --> 04:30:09,340
As Tony Blair.

6341
04:30:10,040 --> 04:30:12,140
Carb Giles is so unfair.

6342
04:30:12,380 --> 04:30:15,700
But for £12.50 you can pollute the air.

6343
04:30:15,900 --> 04:30:17,760
Your car will stay in the garage.

6344
04:30:17,940 --> 04:30:19,540
If you don't pay the silly charge.

6345
04:30:19,720 --> 04:30:22,200
We should sack him and replace him with...

6346
04:30:22,200 --> 04:30:24,380
Nigel Farage.

6347
04:30:25,180 --> 04:30:25,660
Beautiful.

6348
04:30:25,940 --> 04:30:26,420
Beautiful.

6349
04:30:26,600 --> 04:30:26,840
Beautiful.

6350
04:30:26,940 --> 04:30:27,520
The two of them.

6351
04:30:27,940 --> 04:30:28,660
Look at this.

6352
04:30:28,660 --> 04:30:31,980
Nigel says just how it is.

6353
04:30:32,620 --> 04:30:34,160
Yes, how it is.

6354
04:30:34,160 --> 04:30:34,420
The man is a crown.

6355
04:30:35,080 --> 04:30:39,440
And Nigel says just as it is.

6356
04:30:40,020 --> 04:30:43,060
This man has ruined London town.

6357
04:30:43,840 --> 04:30:45,120
His night is always uncomfortable.

6358
04:30:45,120 --> 04:30:47,420
Oh, cheeky.

6359
04:30:47,660 --> 04:30:48,160
Nigel says.

6360
04:30:48,400 --> 04:30:50,580
Carl's policy is detrimental.

6361
04:30:51,120 --> 04:30:51,900
Nigel says.

6362
04:30:51,900 --> 04:30:54,500
This is a tax on poor rat society.

6363
04:30:54,500 --> 04:30:55,600
Nigel says.

6364
04:30:55,600 --> 04:30:58,280
Businesses that simply won't be able to survive.

6365
04:30:58,280 --> 04:30:59,260
He's hard to survive.

6366
04:31:06,060 --> 04:31:06,820
Astounding.

6367
04:31:10,100 --> 04:31:11,560
The temperature is rising.

6368
04:31:12,580 --> 04:31:13,460
Boxed solar.

6369
04:31:13,860 --> 04:31:14,860
Look at that fella there.

6370
04:31:15,020 --> 04:31:15,200
Sorry.

6371
04:31:15,200 --> 04:31:16,400
On GB News.

6372
04:31:17,200 --> 04:31:18,440
That was a good outro.

6373
04:31:18,440 --> 04:31:19,940
But it went too long.

6374
04:31:20,940 --> 04:31:21,700
There we go.

6375
04:31:21,920 --> 04:31:22,520
Just him.

6376
04:31:22,520 --> 04:31:24,860
I'm just a p***h.

6377
04:31:25,860 --> 04:31:28,940
I'm going to London town.

6378
04:31:29,680 --> 04:31:32,520
Because life is always on the boat.

6379
04:31:33,120 --> 04:31:34,120
I'm going to say.

6380
04:31:34,260 --> 04:31:36,440
Khan's policy is detrimental.

6381
04:31:37,020 --> 04:31:37,760
I'm going to say.

6382
04:31:37,840 --> 04:31:40,380
This is a tax on horror society.

6383
04:31:40,380 --> 04:31:41,520
I'm going to say.

6384
04:31:41,760 --> 04:31:44,140
Businesses that simply won't be able to survive.

6385
04:31:44,140 --> 04:31:46,200
I'm going to say.

6386
04:31:46,620 --> 04:31:47,600
Be later, lads.

6387
04:31:51,900 --> 04:31:52,900
Stop running!

6388
04:31:52,900 --> 04:31:56,420
- Yeah!