1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:29,980 The End of the Day 2 00:00:29,980 --> 00:00:59,960 The End of the Day 3 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:29,940 The End of the Day 4 00:01:29,940 --> 00:01:59,920 The End of the Day 5 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:21,920 The End of the Day 6 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:26,880 I recently talked to the old man who works in the scrapyard out back. 7 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,640 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 8 00:02:45,040 --> 00:02:46,080 Body bags. 9 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,400 Enzo demon. 10 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:54,000 We have a problem. 11 00:02:55,040 --> 00:03:01,520 I am certain that I will be appointed to be a member of the executive board for Umbrella Incorporated. 12 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:05,680 It is imperative that we proceed with extreme caution. 13 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:16,080 Redfield and the remaining stars members are still attempting to uncover information on the project. 14 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:24,640 Continue to monitor their activities and fucking block all attempts to investigate. 15 00:03:26,160 --> 00:03:29,840 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 16 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:33,600 I'm going to take you with me. 17 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:37,360 What the? 18 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:47,120 Good, good enough for the cut. 19 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:49,840 Fuck you. 20 00:03:59,840 --> 00:04:00,240 Oh no. 21 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:09,600 The chemicals will be transported are extremely volatile. 22 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:11,840 Look at that. 23 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:18,320 Get back in your fucking terrarium, you little stupid arachnid co- 24 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,480 I told her to go to the police building. 25 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:22,000 Why is she here? 26 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,440 You're fucked. 27 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:29,360 The expression on his face has been even more unsettling than usual. 28 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:37,200 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 29 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,080 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 30 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:38,560 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 31 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,200 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 32 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:39,840 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 33 00:04:39,840 --> 00:04:40,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 34 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,680 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 35 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:42,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 36 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:43,200 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 37 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:43,680 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 38 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:44,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 39 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:44,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 40 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,440 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 41 00:04:45,440 --> 00:04:59,680 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 42 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:04,000 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 43 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:07,200 You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped? 44 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:08,160 Good. 45 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:11,600 Shit ain't easy around this town. 46 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:17,280 We got four bad looking hombres. Fun times over guys. Get the fuck down. 47 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:23,040 Where's your son? Got any identification? Don't resist. Where's your goddamn son? 48 00:05:23,040 --> 00:05:28,160 Skinny backup, it's getting hot down here. Don't move buddy. Tell me where your goddamn son is. 49 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:32,800 He's gotta pee. I just killed one of those ballads, Joey. I saw him reaching for something. 50 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:40,880 Hey Essays, you use this machine? Yeah, it spins nice. Talking to you kids. Stay quiet. Where's the fabric soft? 51 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:45,840 He's got a piece. Put away the gun. I just dropped another one. Oh shit. Stay there. 52 00:05:45,840 --> 00:05:50,320 White stripe. Nice. What about this guy? Put away the gun now. You fucking cone. 53 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:58,560 I just killed another goddamn cone. I don't know what the fuck is happening. You crazy motherfucker, Bowie. 54 00:05:58,560 --> 00:06:05,560 *music* 55 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:12,560 *music* 56 00:06:12,560 --> 00:06:19,560 *music* 57 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:42,560 *music* 58 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:47,560 Like a great white thrush through the burnous bush 59 00:06:47,560 --> 00:07:17,100 came to Higgins. One, two, three. Higgins is such a mean bastard. Higgins. Tiddlywinking. Higgins. Certainly amuses me. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. It is probably the biggest dickhead in the world. Higgins. Certainly entertains. And that is what Higgins has done. Higgins. Real quality of Higgins. Erotic, junky, boring. Higgins. I wish I hadn't ever seen him. Higgins. 60 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:47,080 Higgins. This little jumpy Cocoa Moke. Higgins. Cocoa Moke. Higgins. He really is a mean man. Higgins. And the public wish to be entertained by me. Higgins. Higgins. Welcome, Higgins. Mack Rineshaw Cardinal. Thank you 61 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:52,940 very much for the tip. And of course, Mama Duck. Welcome to Biohazard. Or should I say, 62 00:07:53,420 --> 00:08:06,260 Konichiwa. Biro, biro, biro, biro, biro goma na o Biohazard. Oh. The Claire B scenario. Claire Byrne scenario. 63 00:08:08,360 --> 00:08:15,200 Konichiwa. Hara turo. Er, wikoma re. Er, Biohazard. 64 00:08:17,060 --> 00:08:22,920 Shult, thank you very much for the tip there. 65 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:32,740 That was some Japanese that I had learned. Especially for today's stream. Especially for today's stream. 66 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:36,660 Tommy Snell, thank you very much for that. 67 00:08:38,800 --> 00:08:55,260 We can turn Ollie. We can turn Ollie off there. And let's Ollie. Like we're on a fucking video game shaped skateboard. The game, of course, is none other than Aiden the Average's seminal Resident Evil 2. 68 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:03,240 Biohazard. Thank you very much there, Aiden the Average. And also to Konrad. 69 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:19,160 Let's get this game going. It's the final piece of the puzzle. You may have, you may have noticed I have come dressed for the occasion. The occasion is the final piece of the puzzle of this game. 70 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:21,400 Resident Evil 2. 71 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:42,140 Resident Evil 2. Thank you very much there. Captain Sack for your kind hearted and generous tip. And Konrad as well. It must be said. Been raiding the HSE cupboards. I have, I have, and I have again. But it's symbolic. It's a symbolic gesture. The Biohazard suit. 72 00:09:43,260 --> 00:10:01,480 Symbolizes where we have arrived tonight on our EverQuest. Tupo, thank you very much. I downloaded and installed seven different versions of Evernote. One for the PC. One for the phone. One for the laptop. Bye Pat. Thank you very much for the tip. 73 00:10:01,840 --> 00:10:09,400 And then one final version. For a fucking operating system I don't even own, just in case. 74 00:10:10,080 --> 00:10:26,440 I've made a fair few notes regarding the outcome of today's beautiful stream. Which I have no doubt, in my mind, will possibly one of the, be one of the biggest Carl Hines cockblasters we have ever, ever witnessed. 75 00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:50,880 I'm talking legitimate. I'm talking legitimate. Finishing the fucking game after two years. Speedrun continues. Speedrun finishes. And then Guinness call. Books of records are handed out. Adulation. I'm all ready for that. That's fine. And jubilation as well. The likes of which have never, ever, ever been seen. 76 00:10:52,480 --> 00:11:20,580 CD-ROM. 20 of the best for you. To one. Two. Three. Four. Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20 CD-ROM bombs. 77 00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:43,920 Don't try it at home unless you're well fucking prepared. COVID-19. Thank you very much, sir. Fave Doley. Very, very kind of you. Let's get this going for Fave. I'm armed to the gills. With a fucking bazooka. A beautiful and sensual. Sub machine gun. 78 00:11:45,020 --> 00:11:49,540 And thanks, Pag. And thanks, Pag. And Fave Doley. And the savage rumble cock. 79 00:11:51,080 --> 00:11:52,880 And Jasper McGuigan. 80 00:11:56,680 --> 00:11:59,460 It's time for me to go into overdrive. 81 00:12:01,460 --> 00:12:03,800 Jasper McGuigan style. There's a keyhole. 82 00:12:04,760 --> 00:12:06,180 We don't have the key. 83 00:12:07,180 --> 00:12:08,680 I don't think we have the key. 84 00:12:10,620 --> 00:12:13,140 I'm happy with the key right now. 85 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,720 We might have to go out here to go and get the key. 86 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,960 Could involve doing a little bit of puzzle. 87 00:12:19,540 --> 00:12:20,060 Puzzlery. 88 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,880 Which I am very well able for at this stage. 89 00:12:24,940 --> 00:12:27,000 Been doing a lot of puzzles all my life. 90 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:28,680 And boy, oh boy. 91 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:30,940 Am I ready to really, really do 92 00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,020 some more puzzles to finish this game. 93 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:46,640 Beautiful Fave Doley work there from none other than Ray Foley's best friend, Fave Doley. 94 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,580 And a kind-hearted exponent of the stream. 95 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:54,760 And look at that shiny little diamond in a bag. 96 00:12:54,880 --> 00:12:56,260 It's a beautiful panel key. 97 00:12:56,600 --> 00:12:59,440 You wouldn't know it, but it's been buffed to a sheen. 98 00:12:59,960 --> 00:13:02,040 Scott Fenner knows everything about it. 99 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:02,700 Thank you very much. 100 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,860 It's been buffed to a sheen, which gives it a beautiful sparkle. 101 00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,500 And we'll put that into our token box. 102 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:12,200 As a token gesture of our love for panels. 103 00:13:13,540 --> 00:13:15,280 Will you turn the monitor on? 104 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:16,740 Yes, we will. 105 00:13:17,140 --> 00:13:19,780 And lo and behold, it's a reprobate. 106 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,360 A man who should really have been jailed the first time. 107 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,620 But, as is the way with the justice system. 108 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,480 He's been let out again. 109 00:13:29,980 --> 00:13:32,340 He's smashing up CCTV cameras. 110 00:13:32,980 --> 00:13:34,120 Guardie body cameras. 111 00:13:34,300 --> 00:13:38,420 I'm not sure if that's going to even ever do the justice. 112 00:13:38,580 --> 00:13:38,900 Oh! 113 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:40,800 The we need. 114 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:41,560 And here we go. 115 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,940 This is for Darren Mack. 116 00:13:48,380 --> 00:13:49,660 That's for Darren Mack. 117 00:13:49,660 --> 00:13:52,840 It had Darren Mack written all over it. 118 00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:56,120 And there we go. 119 00:13:56,340 --> 00:13:57,680 He managed to get a swipe in. 120 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:58,620 Big man. 121 00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,440 Is he hitting women? 122 00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:00,260 Yeah. 123 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,200 Well, he saw how fucking big he was when he got dropped. 124 00:14:04,860 --> 00:14:05,720 Big time. 125 00:14:06,060 --> 00:14:08,160 He can see the stupid shoes he's wearing as well. 126 00:14:08,740 --> 00:14:10,800 He doesn't deserve any respect. 127 00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,380 Even in the fashion world. 128 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:18,900 I mean, he's not even dressed for the occasion a la myself. 129 00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:23,460 I know we haven't technically reached the laboratory yet. 130 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,980 So, a lot of this is... 131 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:26,040 I know it's throwing you off. 132 00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:26,860 It could be confusing. 133 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:27,580 But, don't worry. 134 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,200 It's probably going to make sense. 135 00:14:29,300 --> 00:14:29,600 Probably. 136 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,360 Paul Meskel knows everything about it. 137 00:14:32,400 --> 00:14:33,440 Thank you very much for that. 138 00:14:33,580 --> 00:14:35,340 200 previous convictions. 139 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:36,560 Says Red FM. 140 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,160 That that fella had. 141 00:14:39,040 --> 00:14:40,480 And it doesn't surprise me. 142 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,180 A lot of fucking misdemeanors. 143 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,040 They all add up in the end. 144 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,040 And it's funny how it's Mr. Meaner. 145 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:50,540 And he is probably a mean man himself. 146 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:51,780 Horses him to Starlight. 147 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:52,280 Thank you very much. 148 00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:53,020 We use this key. 149 00:14:53,580 --> 00:14:55,360 Horses him to the fucking panel box. 150 00:14:55,820 --> 00:14:56,740 And away we go. 151 00:14:57,240 --> 00:15:01,040 The speed run lives and continues for another day. 152 00:15:01,040 --> 00:15:03,080 And I can't believe that we're going to have this done. 153 00:15:03,080 --> 00:15:07,160 In probably what will be record life saving time. 154 00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:10,840 I'm probably going to go on record as saying that. 155 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,460 20 of the best for Brooklyn. 156 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:13,960 Lukey. 157 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:15,240 Thank you very much there. 158 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,100 And that's about 4. 159 00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:18,100 And that's 5 there. 160 00:15:18,180 --> 00:15:20,040 I'm going on record to say that. 161 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,300 This is potentially going to be. 162 00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:26,460 One of the biggest and best speed runs. 163 00:15:26,660 --> 00:15:28,040 That you've witnessed. 164 00:15:28,740 --> 00:15:30,120 Since you even were born. 165 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,280 Since you even knew of the genre even. 166 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:34,360 And I'd say that's 20 as well. 167 00:15:34,460 --> 00:15:37,140 And rather nicely and kindly. 168 00:15:37,140 --> 00:15:38,820 Anonymous is tip 20. 169 00:15:38,980 --> 00:15:40,920 So I should only extend. 170 00:15:41,380 --> 00:15:43,400 This time a different variety. 171 00:15:46,060 --> 00:15:48,060 20 of these for Anonymous. 172 00:15:49,140 --> 00:15:50,640 And this again. 173 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:51,880 Is a strategy. 174 00:15:52,420 --> 00:15:53,320 Like none other. 175 00:15:55,260 --> 00:15:56,840 This is called. 176 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,160 The fucking. 177 00:15:57,160 --> 00:16:01,460 The janitor's room shuffle. 178 00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:07,700 This is not as fast as the star jump. 179 00:16:08,180 --> 00:16:09,540 And it's not as impactful either. 180 00:16:09,660 --> 00:16:09,820 So. 181 00:16:10,220 --> 00:16:11,540 We have about 7 left. 182 00:16:11,900 --> 00:16:12,760 To go Anonymous. 183 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:15,080 I'll give you a flying elbow. 184 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:16,640 Roundhouse. 185 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,480 Couldn't get the leg up there. 186 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:21,900 But I mean. 187 00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,300 You do understand. 188 00:16:24,420 --> 00:16:25,920 The kind of pressure I'm under here. 189 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,440 Guinness. 190 00:16:28,880 --> 00:16:30,000 Guinness are interested. 191 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:33,640 Out of here. 192 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,580 Out of there. 193 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:35,740 We've done. 194 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,300 CD-ROM is back this time. 195 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:39,640 I want the whole town to see me. 196 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:41,260 And it's beyond reproach. 197 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:42,500 At this moment in time. 198 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:45,640 He's actually hit us with a ROM bomb. 199 00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:47,480 His new name. 200 00:16:47,980 --> 00:16:49,020 Is none other. 201 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,720 Than ROM. 202 00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:51,600 Bomb. 203 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:52,740 Jovi. 204 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,540 This could end. 205 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,760 In a bad way. 206 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:01,920 Let's hope it doesn't. 207 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,100 Let's hope it doesn't. 208 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:29,620 Thank you very much. 209 00:17:29,680 --> 00:17:29,860 I mean. 210 00:17:29,860 --> 00:17:30,960 That was impromptu. 211 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:33,480 And I don't really think it does the justice. 212 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:33,960 Deserve. 213 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:34,500 That 100. 214 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:35,340 Deserves. 215 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:35,780 Because. 216 00:17:36,340 --> 00:17:37,340 20 star jumps. 217 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:38,460 Has the physicality. 218 00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:39,780 That was just. 219 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,620 A man in a hazmat suit. 220 00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,260 Spinning on a chair. 221 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:45,760 Take my. 222 00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:46,800 Tip. 223 00:17:47,220 --> 00:17:48,320 And I'll thank you. 224 00:17:48,420 --> 00:17:49,020 I swear. 225 00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:51,120 CD-ROM. 226 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,400 Spinning on a chair. 227 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:54,740 Beautiful stuff. 228 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:56,360 Robotic head. 229 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:57,600 Robotnic head on you. 230 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:58,380 Thank you very much. 231 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:00,880 So then we take. 232 00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:03,840 Control of the situation here. 233 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,220 To steal my work on the G virus. 234 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,200 And we move. 235 00:18:07,340 --> 00:18:08,100 At pace. 236 00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:10,780 With the daughter of William. 237 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:12,380 J. 238 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:14,180 Birkin. 239 00:18:14,280 --> 00:18:14,840 A man. 240 00:18:15,660 --> 00:18:16,920 Who has let the side down. 241 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:17,540 Let's be fair. 242 00:18:18,620 --> 00:18:19,780 He's let his self down. 243 00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:22,340 He's let his family down. 244 00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,220 And he's become a mere shadow. 245 00:18:25,220 --> 00:18:26,380 Of his former self. 246 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:27,440 A man. 247 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,300 I was supposed to play. 248 00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:28,940 Inraptured. 249 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,520 By his own ineptitude. 250 00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:31,960 Stuart Chaffee. 251 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:32,960 Thank you very much. 252 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,980 I was supposed to have another game of chess with Tarmus. 253 00:18:39,780 --> 00:18:40,960 Thank you very much. 254 00:18:40,960 --> 00:18:41,360 Uh. 255 00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:42,120 Stuart Chaffee. 256 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:42,720 Laptop Joe. 257 00:18:42,780 --> 00:18:44,160 Any truth to umbrellas. 258 00:18:44,220 --> 00:18:45,480 Ties to Borden and Mona. 259 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,520 You'll know what those fucking lads. 260 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:49,480 Are into. 261 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,140 Are about. 262 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:50,520 Because. 263 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,920 They've got their fingers in a lot of different pies. 264 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,060 Pie fingers. 265 00:18:55,220 --> 00:18:55,720 I call them. 266 00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,580 They go around to all the local bakeries. 267 00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:00,880 Stocking up on. 268 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:02,940 Tarts and treats. 269 00:19:03,460 --> 00:19:04,580 They bring them home. 270 00:19:04,940 --> 00:19:06,480 And they just get their hands dirty. 271 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:07,380 What am I. 272 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,760 What goes on inside this fucking thing. 273 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:10,900 And how do we start it. 274 00:19:10,940 --> 00:19:11,840 That's my question. 275 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:13,620 For the speed runners out there. 276 00:19:13,780 --> 00:19:14,500 If there are any. 277 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:15,460 I don't think there are any. 278 00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:17,840 Alright. 279 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,380 There's probably a machine outside. 280 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,460 Probably a machine outside. 281 00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,180 I should have seen it on entrance. 282 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:32,340 And a big big thank you to Stephen Termini. 283 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,860 Thank you very much. 284 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:34,820 He's not a meanie. 285 00:19:35,060 --> 00:19:36,680 He was the victim of meanies. 286 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:38,080 And. 287 00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:38,580 Also. 288 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,860 The twist in the tale. 289 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,040 A lovely. 290 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,200 I was hoping that was going to go on for ten more minutes. 291 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:51,000 The twist in the tale about Termini is that his rocker sons. 292 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:52,100 Have been. 293 00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:53,420 Apparently. 294 00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,040 Taking those sweet. 295 00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,800 Sweet Termini dollars. 296 00:19:58,640 --> 00:20:00,300 And channeling it towards maybe. 297 00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,200 Something else other than. 298 00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,860 Stephen's well being. 299 00:20:04,060 --> 00:20:05,440 We don't know the full story. 300 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,700 Let's wait until the movie comes out. 301 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:09,240 All I want to say is. 302 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:10,560 It's going to be a great film. 303 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,280 And also. 304 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:11,960 Yeah great. 305 00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,680 He had great words to say about Westport. 306 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:15,380 Claire? 307 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,740 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Charlie. 308 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:17,740 What was that? 309 00:20:17,740 --> 00:20:18,600 Bovine Joanie. 310 00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:19,840 Thank you very much for that. 311 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:21,700 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Charlie. 312 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:22,040 Don't worry. 313 00:20:22,040 --> 00:20:23,480 Don't worry little daughter of the monster. 314 00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:24,460 It's just. 315 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:25,840 Just wait here. 316 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,160 It's just your father. 317 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,920 I will make sure you're safe from your father. 318 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:33,400 COVID-19. 319 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,220 COVID-19. 320 00:20:36,220 --> 00:20:36,740 Thank you sir. 321 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,760 Hot Jaj. 322 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:39,620 Thank you very much. 323 00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,620 Don't panic little girl. 324 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,200 It's just your father. 325 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:50,120 Who has turned into a fucking lunatic monster. 326 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,620 I will go and put a few rounds of explosives into him. 327 00:20:54,860 --> 00:20:57,180 And we will get home safely after that. 328 00:20:59,000 --> 00:20:59,600 You know. 329 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,780 Some of the writing could have been better in the game. 330 00:21:02,100 --> 00:21:05,600 I'm just positing my little two cents there as well. 331 00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:07,140 Javelinch fox. 332 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:07,820 Thank you very much. 333 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,180 Here we go. 334 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,240 This is a lovely piece of business. 335 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:21,260 Fuck that one up. 336 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,000 Sorry about this. 337 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,440 I'm going to go. 338 00:21:24,540 --> 00:21:25,240 I don't have. 339 00:21:26,020 --> 00:21:28,140 I don't have any herbs. 340 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:30,600 So I'm going to have to go with the rocket launcher. 341 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:31,800 Sorry about that guys. 342 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,680 I was gearing up for a fucking rat-a-tat-tat. 343 00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:35,040 You know. 344 00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:35,960 The recoil. 345 00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,800 Of the sub. 346 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:39,880 It's just. 347 00:21:41,460 --> 00:21:42,260 I can't. 348 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:44,720 I'm going to have to just take him out with the rockets. 349 00:21:44,860 --> 00:21:46,320 Which is what I said I'd do in the beginning. 350 00:21:46,460 --> 00:21:46,980 So in a way. 351 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,060 At least I'm not lying. 352 00:21:48,180 --> 00:21:49,040 I'm not going back. 353 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:56,180 That's it. 354 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,540 You'll get off this fucking ride if you know what's good for you. 355 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:00,560 Well done. 356 00:22:03,340 --> 00:22:06,220 I would definitely have gone to town with the sub. 357 00:22:08,500 --> 00:22:13,900 Subway fucking foot long edition with hearty Italian bread. 358 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:17,720 I nearly pronounced it Italian then which is sacrosanct. 359 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:21,300 Probably a few jalapenos. 360 00:22:21,940 --> 00:22:25,580 And toasted cheddar as well. 361 00:22:25,680 --> 00:22:26,040 Thanks. 362 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:28,840 That guy. 363 00:22:29,380 --> 00:22:30,920 Is toast. 364 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:32,100 The next time we see him. 365 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:32,620 RS. 366 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,040 Thank you very much for that. 367 00:22:34,160 --> 00:22:35,600 The Renault Scenic. 368 00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:36,540 Or the Renault Sport. 369 00:22:38,220 --> 00:22:39,220 The Renault Scenic. 370 00:22:39,220 --> 00:22:40,180 Thanks for your tip as well. 371 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,000 Hope you're doing well Francis. 372 00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,480 Will you be playing the Resident Evil 4 DLC. 373 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,660 Or VR mode. 374 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,200 I won't be playing VR mode. 375 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,720 Because I haven't bought a headset. 376 00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:50,860 And I don't believe there. 377 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:52,640 Can't justify the price. 378 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:53,500 Listen to this shit. 379 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:54,000 Act it. 380 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,260 I'm sure it'll keep you safe. 381 00:22:55,700 --> 00:22:56,940 Wait here for me okay. 382 00:22:57,320 --> 00:22:58,960 I'm going back to look for your mom. 383 00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:00,800 Thanks Claire. 384 00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:05,220 Even though I'm an only child. 385 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:08,520 Neither of my parents ever spent much time with me. 386 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:10,040 Because of their work. 387 00:23:10,940 --> 00:23:12,720 But now that you're with me. 388 00:23:13,220 --> 00:23:15,420 I finally have someone to rely upon. 389 00:23:16,780 --> 00:23:17,420 Sherry. 390 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:22,480 Right. 391 00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,680 Right. 392 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,520 Let's do the business here. 393 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,240 Let's get out. 394 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:30,280 And get this guy. 395 00:23:31,380 --> 00:23:31,780 Vaporized. 396 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:33,160 Sorry it's your father. 397 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:33,800 Sherry. 398 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,900 But he needs. 399 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:37,260 To be taken down. 400 00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:39,020 Five. 401 00:23:39,260 --> 00:23:39,740 Pegs. 402 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,340 Or six. 403 00:23:40,640 --> 00:23:42,100 Not the standard two or three. 404 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:46,520 And Anguish Panda. 405 00:23:46,600 --> 00:23:47,900 Thank you very much for the tip there. 406 00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,420 And Javelinch Fox. 407 00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:51,380 I've had Mark Commode. 408 00:23:51,460 --> 00:23:52,100 Victorian Commode. 409 00:23:52,140 --> 00:23:52,980 Where am I going here? 410 00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,620 Where's the exit? 411 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:54,880 Where's the end game? 412 00:23:54,960 --> 00:23:55,700 Where's the end product? 413 00:23:56,980 --> 00:23:57,760 We down there? 414 00:23:57,900 --> 00:23:58,080 No. 415 00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:05,440 Beautiful Foley work from none other than Dave Foley Productions. 416 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,360 Who does all his stuff in house. 417 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,880 He doesn't outsource it to anyone else. 418 00:24:10,100 --> 00:24:10,600 The Japanese. 419 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:12,820 They outsourced the fucking work to him. 420 00:24:12,980 --> 00:24:14,400 Back in 1997. 421 00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,140 And thank you very much there. 422 00:24:18,140 --> 00:24:19,180 Mark Commode. 423 00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:19,420 Mark Commode. 424 00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:20,440 Victorian Commode. 425 00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,100 A timeless piece. 426 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:25,580 I'm not really surprised that you are enjoying that stuff. 427 00:24:25,580 --> 00:24:27,300 And it's still stuck in the head. 428 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:29,580 It's a great, great piece. 429 00:24:31,380 --> 00:24:32,740 I don't know what's going on here. 430 00:24:33,440 --> 00:24:33,600 Okay. 431 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:33,720 Shoot. 432 00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:36,280 Oops. 433 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:36,320 Oops. 434 00:24:36,320 --> 00:24:38,700 What about the kid? 435 00:24:40,060 --> 00:24:41,100 Kid's gone, Harry. 436 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:47,420 That was a bit of a fucking shit situation, wasn't it? 437 00:24:48,140 --> 00:24:49,520 It'll be okay, Sherry. 438 00:24:50,620 --> 00:24:52,140 And then two minutes later. 439 00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:56,560 Whisked away. 440 00:24:57,060 --> 00:24:59,420 To a bad, bad place. 441 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,260 Hopefully she's okay. 442 00:25:00,960 --> 00:25:04,800 Hopefully we hear from her at some point in the not too distant future. 443 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:06,920 And that she's doing okay. 444 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,960 So this is a lovely little chest that we've got here. 445 00:25:13,060 --> 00:25:18,620 It's a sensual piece that was added to the game by Yoshitori Hanamaku. 446 00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:23,640 Who is a big fan of the Jaramkinu Prefecture. 447 00:25:24,020 --> 00:25:28,800 And I wanted to say thanks very much, Haramaki, for everything you did and done. 448 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:31,080 This is a beautiful game. 449 00:25:31,140 --> 00:25:35,300 And I'm still playing it well beyond the scope of what you thought it would be played for. 450 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,380 And I've got a lot of mileage out of it. 451 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:42,680 And it's one of the biggest and fastest speedruns yet. 452 00:25:43,200 --> 00:25:45,380 This side of Guinness. 453 00:25:46,620 --> 00:25:46,820 So. 454 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:51,320 A lot to be happy for in that respect. 455 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:53,920 And this is another iconic piece of gameplay. 456 00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:59,140 None other than the push-pull block. 457 00:25:59,260 --> 00:26:00,640 And hopefully I haven't fucked it up here. 458 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,040 You have to leave it, I believe, on there. 459 00:26:04,260 --> 00:26:05,720 Then down we go. 460 00:26:09,120 --> 00:26:16,440 I just can't wait to vaporize some assholes with the submachine gun. 461 00:26:18,340 --> 00:26:22,280 Which is why this green herb will really come in handy for me. 462 00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,680 Where the fuck do I put this block now? 463 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:28,020 Here we go. 464 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,580 There's a goonie on the floor there. 465 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,700 And let's see what we can do with him. 466 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,500 Not a lot to be done with that asshole. 467 00:26:39,540 --> 00:26:41,200 But there is an ink ribbon. 468 00:26:41,540 --> 00:26:47,220 A beautiful item which will yield saving progress to us. 469 00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:49,760 It will give us the ability to save our progress. 470 00:26:50,540 --> 00:26:53,860 And that's another fantastic element of this game. 471 00:26:54,220 --> 00:26:55,060 The typewriter. 472 00:26:55,420 --> 00:26:57,020 They got all the noises and everything. 473 00:26:57,580 --> 00:26:58,760 They just nailed it. 474 00:26:58,820 --> 00:27:00,280 They nailed it to the fucking floor. 475 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,020 They nailed it to the wall. 476 00:27:02,420 --> 00:27:04,540 And everybody thereafter had to go. 477 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:04,940 Yeah. 478 00:27:05,180 --> 00:27:05,980 They nailed it. 479 00:27:06,140 --> 00:27:08,180 We're just going to have to fucking live with that. 480 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:12,040 And the knowledge that we couldn't nail it as good as they nailed it. 481 00:27:14,080 --> 00:27:17,000 And this is where it gets confusing for me. 482 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:25,320 I believe it's a situation where we utilize the push-pull technology which we have harnessed. 483 00:27:26,280 --> 00:27:31,320 In order to get up onto a different level. 484 00:27:31,940 --> 00:27:32,980 I think it's one of these. 485 00:27:34,740 --> 00:27:36,640 This is very fast at the moment. 486 00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:41,560 If you're having a heart attack, I believe it's probably because of the speed run. 487 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,880 So please, please, please do take care as well. 488 00:27:48,060 --> 00:27:50,180 If you're of a nervous disposition. 489 00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,500 Wait a sec. 490 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,200 We don't want to box ourselves in here with the push-pull block technique. 491 00:27:55,420 --> 00:27:56,960 We'll bring it over there. 492 00:27:57,380 --> 00:27:59,720 Don't give yourself a soft lock scenario. 493 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,980 And I think that it's up here. 494 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,740 Right underneath the next block. 495 00:28:06,880 --> 00:28:08,000 Which will give us leverage. 496 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,120 We climb up and over and on. 497 00:28:10,440 --> 00:28:11,660 And then up to the side. 498 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,680 And then we pick up something or do something else up there. 499 00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,500 I'm not sure what. 500 00:28:23,500 --> 00:28:29,760 Conrad01 in the chat says, take your motion sickness tablets and get those wristbands on. 501 00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:33,480 Because shit is about to get fucking messy. 502 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,540 I added the last bit there to what you said, Conrad, in the chat. 503 00:28:37,120 --> 00:28:37,820 Hope you don't mind. 504 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:39,120 I elaborated on what you said. 505 00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:39,880 It's locked anyway. 506 00:28:39,960 --> 00:28:41,720 We don't have the fucking key for that. 507 00:28:41,780 --> 00:28:47,440 So we need to go down on that little lift yoke. 508 00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:48,420 And come back then. 509 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:49,280 Replete. 510 00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:52,540 With the wonderment of key. 511 00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:57,300 We have to go down on the lift. 512 00:28:57,300 --> 00:28:58,220 To find the key. 513 00:28:58,220 --> 00:28:59,080 To open the door. 514 00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:00,040 To get the herb. 515 00:29:00,160 --> 00:29:02,040 To keep us alive. 516 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,480 To go further on then. 517 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:04,440 Get the gun. 518 00:29:04,540 --> 00:29:05,420 And shoot the baddie. 519 00:29:05,500 --> 00:29:06,280 And kill the thing. 520 00:29:06,360 --> 00:29:07,140 And open the door. 521 00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,140 And find the fucking cell. 522 00:29:10,240 --> 00:29:11,100 There's loads of things. 523 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:14,320 It's just like a constant string of things you have to do. 524 00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,020 Which seems really fucking boring now. 525 00:29:17,060 --> 00:29:18,020 If you think about what we're. 526 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,260 Fuck you. 527 00:29:20,380 --> 00:29:21,500 Double liquors. 528 00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:29,920 I wasn't even in the prime time killing mode there. 529 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:31,060 I should have got that going. 530 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:31,860 But there you go. 531 00:29:31,920 --> 00:29:32,500 It was something. 532 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:33,060 It was. 533 00:29:33,260 --> 00:29:33,440 Hey. 534 00:29:33,520 --> 00:29:34,620 It's not to be sniffed at. 535 00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,240 It's definitely not to be sneezed at. 536 00:29:38,580 --> 00:29:39,200 You know. 537 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:41,460 Something to sing about anyway. 538 00:29:42,920 --> 00:29:44,980 God knows we need something like that. 539 00:29:44,980 --> 00:29:46,140 At this time. 540 00:29:46,300 --> 00:29:48,080 And the way things are at the moment. 541 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:48,520 You know. 542 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:52,700 God knows we need a bit of humor. 543 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:53,500 These fucking. 544 00:29:55,820 --> 00:29:57,080 Days that we've got now. 545 00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:02,620 Any chance of a dino crisis. 546 00:30:02,900 --> 00:30:05,460 Dino emoji crisis stream. 547 00:30:05,740 --> 00:30:06,520 In the future. 548 00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:11,040 I'd love to say I'd love to. 549 00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:11,840 But I never. 550 00:30:12,820 --> 00:30:14,420 Had the love for the game. 551 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:15,800 Even when I played it back. 552 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:15,820 Even when I played it back. 553 00:30:15,820 --> 00:30:17,300 On its original release. 554 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,020 Just. 555 00:30:20,260 --> 00:30:20,760 It got. 556 00:30:20,900 --> 00:30:21,420 It was like. 557 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:22,500 This is going to be class. 558 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:23,580 It's going to be Resident Evil. 559 00:30:23,700 --> 00:30:24,500 But with dinosaurs. 560 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:27,320 But it just didn't deliver for me. 561 00:30:27,660 --> 00:30:28,000 There was. 562 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:29,260 I think there was a lot of. 563 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,480 Pissing about. 564 00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:31,640 In the menu. 565 00:30:32,640 --> 00:30:33,940 Going into the menu system. 566 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:34,160 And. 567 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:35,020 I think. 568 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,300 Fucking around with the inventory. 569 00:30:37,660 --> 00:30:38,660 I remember. 570 00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,660 I remember. 571 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:39,660 I remember. 572 00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,320 At one stage. 573 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:40,960 It was like. 574 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:42,400 Oh you need to stop the bleeding. 575 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,120 You're a hemophiliac. 576 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:44,560 Or something. 577 00:30:45,740 --> 00:30:46,840 And this is the power room. 578 00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:49,300 Now we've come. 579 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:50,280 To a sticky. 580 00:30:50,580 --> 00:30:50,940 Sticky. 581 00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:51,620 End. 582 00:30:51,700 --> 00:30:52,100 At the moment. 583 00:30:52,260 --> 00:30:53,740 I thought I'd just switch the power on. 584 00:30:53,780 --> 00:30:54,120 Down there. 585 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:55,680 But what I did do. 586 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,040 And what I'm willing to divulge. 587 00:30:58,300 --> 00:30:59,000 Is that this. 588 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:00,780 Is yet another one of my. 589 00:31:01,180 --> 00:31:02,260 Crazy strats. 590 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:04,040 That you don't know about yet. 591 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:06,020 And it's one of those as well. 592 00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:08,460 That I sometimes forget to tell myself. 593 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:09,760 But it's. 594 00:31:09,900 --> 00:31:10,840 It's sound. 595 00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:13,460 There's nothing wrong with the speed run whatsoever. 596 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,140 We're moving at the pace that I find. 597 00:31:17,100 --> 00:31:18,240 Comforting and sound. 598 00:31:18,380 --> 00:31:19,420 And I believe Guinness. 599 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:21,300 Who just after texting in there. 600 00:31:21,700 --> 00:31:23,840 They say they love what I'm doing at the moment. 601 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,460 And that the pace looks set to become. 602 00:31:26,780 --> 00:31:28,440 A real atom smasher. 603 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,040 Go back up. 604 00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:33,800 Go back up. 605 00:31:33,860 --> 00:31:34,560 Take the elevator. 606 00:31:34,720 --> 00:31:36,560 There says Paul Nat 360. 607 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,260 I was just testing you guys. 608 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:40,960 Well within my. 609 00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:42,380 Allotted time speed. 610 00:31:42,500 --> 00:31:43,080 For the fucking. 611 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:44,520 World record anyway. 612 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,540 And it's great just to have. 613 00:31:46,900 --> 00:31:48,420 A few people there in the chat. 614 00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:49,400 Who can. 615 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:51,700 Say stuff. 616 00:31:51,860 --> 00:31:53,460 But it's not really going to affect. 617 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:54,700 What I do on the screen. 618 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:56,440 But it's definitely going to say stuff. 619 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,220 And it's definitely going to keep me. 620 00:31:58,380 --> 00:31:59,020 Busy anyway. 621 00:31:59,020 --> 00:32:09,600 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 622 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:10,960 Noel Kelly. 623 00:32:11,080 --> 00:32:11,860 Thank you very much. 624 00:32:12,220 --> 00:32:15,540 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 625 00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:20,620 And someone has just started fucking doing a bit of drilling. 626 00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:25,660 Trying. 627 00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:27,000 To gauge. 628 00:32:27,400 --> 00:32:28,600 What level you're at. 629 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:40,720 Yeah. 630 00:32:40,840 --> 00:32:41,500 It's back up. 631 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:43,880 Back up. 632 00:32:43,940 --> 00:32:44,400 Back up. 633 00:32:44,460 --> 00:32:45,240 Because it's on. 634 00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:46,880 Drill Valentine. 635 00:32:47,060 --> 00:32:47,600 Thank you very much. 636 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,180 I believe that key. 637 00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:50,780 Is back. 638 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,740 Where the fucking. 639 00:32:55,580 --> 00:32:56,220 Hang on. 640 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:00,760 Where the. 641 00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:04,420 Will you be rewetting the box minister. 642 00:33:04,940 --> 00:33:05,500 Grid rain. 643 00:33:05,740 --> 00:33:06,140 741. 644 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:06,840 Thank you very much. 645 00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:08,380 I believe the key. 646 00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:09,740 And I know for a fact. 647 00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:10,340 It's by. 648 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:11,660 The machine. 649 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:12,740 That takes us. 650 00:33:13,220 --> 00:33:14,740 That little fucking train machine. 651 00:33:15,460 --> 00:33:16,920 And then you have to light a flare. 652 00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:18,540 And then the flare. 653 00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,100 Yeah. 654 00:33:19,240 --> 00:33:20,220 You get the key then. 655 00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:24,660 But how in the fuck. 656 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:24,980 Will I. 657 00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:25,940 Do I get back there. 658 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:28,080 It's in the. 659 00:33:28,300 --> 00:33:29,680 It's in the cold room. 660 00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:30,740 Says Paul Nat 3. 661 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:31,120 60. 662 00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:33,020 Where's the fucking cold room. 663 00:33:44,180 --> 00:33:44,960 Willie Harald. 664 00:33:45,060 --> 00:33:45,560 Fact check. 665 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:46,500 Thank you very much. 666 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:49,360 Now we've a bit of confusion. 667 00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:50,780 And consternation in the chat. 668 00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:51,520 Wash ah. 669 00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,200 Is asking cold room. 670 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,400 Or a cauldron. 671 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,660 I wonder if I've put it in a box. 672 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:01,340 Gabagool. 673 00:34:01,340 --> 00:34:01,740 Gabagool. 674 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:02,300 Gabagool. 675 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,740 Thank you so much. 676 00:34:05,140 --> 00:34:06,160 You are so kind. 677 00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:07,340 And with that tip. 678 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,740 I will fly. 679 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:10,380 Like an eagle. 680 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:16,440 Maybe it's in here. 681 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,100 Master key. 682 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:19,160 Master key. 683 00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:25,720 No master key. 684 00:34:27,100 --> 00:34:28,060 Cold room. 685 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:31,900 And Paul Nat, you're telling me where the cold room is there. 686 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,340 Where exactly would that cold room be now? 687 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,100 If I... 688 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:46,560 No one gets out of here until fucking Paul tells me where we're going. 689 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:49,060 New rule of the speed run. 690 00:34:49,460 --> 00:34:50,340 Paul in the chat. 691 00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,660 Paul Nat 360 has become the new speed run master. 692 00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,500 Sorry Liam Rogers. 693 00:34:59,780 --> 00:35:01,200 Apologies Aram Flood. 694 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,780 You have been superseded. 695 00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:11,680 And there's a beautiful bit of steam being given off. 696 00:35:11,740 --> 00:35:12,940 I don't know if you can hear that. 697 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:22,160 The room with the frozen laboratory materials. 698 00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,280 Where the fuck is that lads? 699 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,640 Because there's no way back. 700 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,460 When I left Sherry in that machine. 701 00:35:34,940 --> 00:35:35,940 I basically... 702 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:41,700 I left that platform for good. 703 00:35:41,800 --> 00:35:42,760 There's no way to get this. 704 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:44,320 I think I'm soft locked now. 705 00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,700 I'm happy with the bleed right now. 706 00:35:57,860 --> 00:35:58,400 What's this? 707 00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,380 Iron smelting pool. 708 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:02,460 Employees only. 709 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:05,380 Definitely not going to be something that I can use. 710 00:36:05,460 --> 00:36:05,920 Be careful. 711 00:36:06,620 --> 00:36:08,340 Thank you very much for the tips there lads. 712 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,120 And... 713 00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,680 Grid rinse everyone. 714 00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:12,180 If you speed run too fast. 715 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:13,140 It can get so messy. 716 00:36:13,260 --> 00:36:16,580 It's quicker and less resource intensive to just jump in the shower. 717 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:17,620 Aram Flood. 718 00:36:17,660 --> 00:36:18,320 Thank you very much. 719 00:36:18,640 --> 00:36:19,440 Give you a wee tip. 720 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,740 With no shout out. 721 00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,020 Any chance. 722 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:23,560 Of one this time. 723 00:36:24,020 --> 00:36:27,320 So I can be in the second year speed run. 724 00:36:27,700 --> 00:36:28,140 Hmm. 725 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:29,620 I'll give you a shout out. 726 00:36:29,840 --> 00:36:31,560 But I'd say I fucking... 727 00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:33,000 I shouted you out already. 728 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,840 And you've got the wrong information pal. 729 00:36:36,520 --> 00:36:37,600 If I'm wrong. 730 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,040 I'm going to have to eat my words on a fucking plate. 731 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,780 I don't know what shape or form that's going to take. 732 00:36:44,140 --> 00:36:46,440 But you better bet your bottom dollar. 733 00:36:46,560 --> 00:36:47,420 Your bottom dollar. 734 00:36:47,680 --> 00:36:48,440 That you're betting with. 735 00:36:49,140 --> 00:36:52,520 That that review will take place in due course. 736 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:54,180 And if I'm right. 737 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:55,580 And I think I am. 738 00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:59,480 There's going to be a lot of explaining to do on your half Aaron. 739 00:36:59,740 --> 00:37:00,620 And if I'm wrong. 740 00:37:01,020 --> 00:37:04,680 There's going to be a lot of apologizing for me to do as well. 741 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:05,640 I'm going to look stupid. 742 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:07,040 But I'm willing to go on record. 743 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:08,520 As saying I did. 744 00:37:08,620 --> 00:37:09,540 But thanks very much Aaron. 745 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:10,760 And Makui. 746 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:13,180 Thank you very much for your lovely tip there. 747 00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:15,580 Please now. 748 00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:17,360 Your rhetoric will smother you. 749 00:37:17,380 --> 00:37:18,780 Please try a manifest. 750 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:21,920 The direction that I'm meant to take. 751 00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:23,980 I know where I'm going. 752 00:37:24,340 --> 00:37:26,360 I'm merely testing it out on ye. 753 00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:29,400 The flood tribunal will find out whether or not. 754 00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,160 I remembered. 755 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,100 Or realized. 756 00:37:32,220 --> 00:37:33,260 Or said thank you to Aaron. 757 00:37:34,340 --> 00:37:34,860 Aaron. 758 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,780 I saw the fucking tip. 759 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,580 I'm sure I fucking said something. 760 00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:40,680 Calendar man. 761 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,860 Thank you very much there for the tip as well. 762 00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,120 Hope you're having a fantastic Friday. 763 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:46,760 The 15th of September. 764 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:47,940 Love the stream. 765 00:37:47,940 --> 00:37:49,420 We all do. 766 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,740 Well at least I do anyway. 767 00:37:50,900 --> 00:37:51,580 And I gotta say. 768 00:37:52,300 --> 00:37:53,760 Ian's World Party time. 769 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:54,540 Thank you. 770 00:37:54,740 --> 00:37:55,180 Very. 771 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:55,760 Very. 772 00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:56,620 Very much. 773 00:37:58,240 --> 00:37:58,760 So. 774 00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:00,120 So we have to find. 775 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:01,220 A cool room. 776 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,500 The big elevator. 777 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:04,960 Press the elevator button. 778 00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:06,560 On the right side of the door. 779 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,020 The big elevator. 780 00:38:09,180 --> 00:38:10,820 There isn't a fucking big elevator. 781 00:38:10,820 --> 00:38:11,180 Is there? 782 00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:12,240 Is this? 783 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,820 So now we've got gridrain 741. 784 00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:21,040 Entering the fray. 785 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,320 Although it is a re-quotation. 786 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:24,740 Of Paul Nat's. 787 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:25,980 Original comment. 788 00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:26,820 Which. 789 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:28,100 Obviously I missed. 790 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,020 During the whole flood tribunal debacle. 791 00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:34,700 Thank you very much Aaron. 792 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:35,620 And also. 793 00:38:35,820 --> 00:38:36,500 Calendar man. 794 00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:37,760 Ian's World Party. 795 00:38:38,700 --> 00:38:40,600 Let's just have a little bit of banana here. 796 00:38:40,700 --> 00:38:42,760 Because it's getting a little bit too out of hand. 797 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:43,480 Okay. 798 00:38:53,060 --> 00:38:54,900 Maybe even a finger of Kit Kat. 799 00:39:13,240 --> 00:39:13,760 Okay. 800 00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:15,100 No cold room there. 801 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,240 The big elevator here. 802 00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,600 Is that the elevator you're on about? 803 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,540 Because I don't see any cold room. 804 00:39:26,860 --> 00:39:28,600 You're getting an education now. 805 00:39:28,860 --> 00:39:29,820 On what it's like. 806 00:39:30,120 --> 00:39:31,860 To really fucking send it home. 807 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,660 Unless there's a door next to there. 808 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:37,400 That I didn't see. 809 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,380 Higgy Schmalls. 810 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:50,000 Thank you very much. 811 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,280 This is a fucking cold room out there. 812 00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,840 This is fucking outrageous lads. 813 00:40:07,020 --> 00:40:07,740 This is outrageous. 814 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:08,420 Some of the. 815 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,240 Some of the. 816 00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:14,020 Just beside the door there. 817 00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:15,220 Inside the elevator. 818 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,080 Oh yes. 819 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:18,520 Fucking. 820 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:18,620 Fucking. 821 00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:19,680 And I. 822 00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,000 I had to say guys. 823 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:22,080 Well done for you. 824 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,140 For fucking saying that. 825 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:24,420 Even though I knew. 826 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:25,240 All along. 827 00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,340 The way it was going. 828 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,620 And I also had another. 829 00:40:28,740 --> 00:40:29,860 Minute and a half. 830 00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:30,380 To spare. 831 00:40:30,500 --> 00:40:31,140 At the end of that. 832 00:40:31,260 --> 00:40:31,900 For the fucking. 833 00:40:32,440 --> 00:40:33,120 Speed run. 834 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:34,600 Which you probably thought was illegal. 835 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:36,360 It's. 836 00:40:36,580 --> 00:40:36,920 It's. 837 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:37,640 It's on. 838 00:40:38,060 --> 00:40:39,060 And we're getting ready. 839 00:40:39,420 --> 00:40:40,680 These guys are a sorry. 840 00:40:40,860 --> 00:40:42,440 Fucking sight for sore eyes. 841 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,520 Let's clean up. 842 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:44,860 It's time to clean up. 843 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:46,060 The mess around this town. 844 00:41:10,940 --> 00:41:12,440 That's just nothing to me. 845 00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:13,900 Another day in work. 846 00:41:14,340 --> 00:41:15,560 Another day in paradise. 847 00:41:16,340 --> 00:41:17,880 Give it to me on a plate lads. 848 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:19,820 Because I'm hungry as fuck. 849 00:41:20,020 --> 00:41:21,460 And I'm ready to eat. 850 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:23,980 That's just. 851 00:41:24,100 --> 00:41:26,420 That's just how we do things around here. 852 00:41:26,820 --> 00:41:28,400 That's just how we do things. 853 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:31,820 There's one. 854 00:41:31,820 --> 00:41:32,820 There's one fella. 855 00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:34,040 Who's left here. 856 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,980 He didn't read the memorandum I left. 857 00:41:37,460 --> 00:41:39,600 After the fucking blood pool there. 858 00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:41,700 Drowning pool were in touch. 859 00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:43,820 Matt Salinas. 860 00:41:43,940 --> 00:41:44,880 Thank you very much. 861 00:41:45,900 --> 00:41:49,080 For your kind and beautiful tip. 862 00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,300 Thank you now. 863 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,920 Lads not getting the memo guys. 864 00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,920 I just love to see the lads who don't get the memo. 865 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:12,920 Y'all ready for this? 866 00:42:16,620 --> 00:42:18,100 There was another one on the floor. 867 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:18,960 He was still. 868 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,660 He had a little bit of life left in him. 869 00:42:21,220 --> 00:42:22,640 Let's just clean up here and make sure. 870 00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:28,620 Slagathor. 871 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:29,780 Thank you very much. 872 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:31,840 Just giving you 20 of the best. 873 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,840 For that kind hearted and generous. 874 00:42:34,160 --> 00:42:35,300 Rip rip a runus. 875 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:37,520 I don't know if you just tuned in Slagathor. 876 00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:39,240 But you've witnessed. 877 00:42:39,400 --> 00:42:40,500 Or you might have missed. 878 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,600 An absolute fucking blood bath. 879 00:42:44,220 --> 00:42:45,460 Submachine gun style. 880 00:42:46,060 --> 00:42:46,480 Also. 881 00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:47,680 I gave. 882 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,320 Sherry Birkin's dad. 883 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:51,940 A taste of the blast blast machine. 884 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:53,400 He got sad. 885 00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:55,040 A little bit cry eyed. 886 00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:56,340 And fucked off. 887 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,020 But I think he's still knocking around the place. 888 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,060 We're going to finish him. 889 00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,060 In a big. 890 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:02,160 Big. 891 00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:04,040 Nasty way. 892 00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:05,600 And. 893 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,100 Thank you very much. 894 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:09,040 I saw. 895 00:43:09,940 --> 00:43:11,200 When I woke up. 896 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:12,740 Today. 897 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,720 I saw it in the mentions. 898 00:43:14,880 --> 00:43:15,480 In the algorithm. 899 00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:16,020 Sorry. 900 00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:16,440 It was. 901 00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:19,120 Farage. 902 00:43:19,520 --> 00:43:20,600 Latest episode. 903 00:43:21,260 --> 00:43:23,340 And I just. 904 00:43:24,140 --> 00:43:24,560 Was. 905 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:25,520 I was clicking that. 906 00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:26,680 Really fast. 907 00:43:26,780 --> 00:43:27,660 As soon as I saw it. 908 00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,600 Going please. 909 00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,500 Please be an out and about. 910 00:43:30,580 --> 00:43:31,360 Where you're in a pub. 911 00:43:32,060 --> 00:43:32,900 And I clicked on it. 912 00:43:32,940 --> 00:43:33,640 It was from last night. 913 00:43:33,720 --> 00:43:34,740 He did another. 914 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:36,260 Farage. 915 00:43:36,520 --> 00:43:37,080 At large. 916 00:43:37,640 --> 00:43:37,940 And. 917 00:43:37,940 --> 00:43:38,860 It was in. 918 00:43:39,860 --> 00:43:41,060 Some fucking clubhouse. 919 00:43:41,180 --> 00:43:41,700 But it looks. 920 00:43:42,440 --> 00:43:44,200 Maybe not as good as the last one. 921 00:43:44,260 --> 00:43:45,420 Where it was a beer garden. 922 00:43:46,620 --> 00:43:48,380 But I'm definitely going to watch that. 923 00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:50,040 After this speed run has finished. 924 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:52,440 In case you're interested. 925 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,140 Thank you very much there for the tip. 926 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:54,980 Slagthor. 927 00:43:55,060 --> 00:43:56,260 Don't know if you'll be streaming next week. 928 00:43:56,320 --> 00:43:56,960 But could you give. 929 00:43:56,960 --> 00:43:58,800 An early birthday shout out. 930 00:43:58,920 --> 00:43:59,760 To Double D. 931 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:00,880 Dara Dermody. 932 00:44:01,040 --> 00:44:02,740 Who will be turning into a fossil. 933 00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:03,900 Next Saturday. 934 00:44:04,580 --> 00:44:05,980 Thank you very much for the tip. 935 00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:07,060 And happy birthday. 936 00:44:08,420 --> 00:44:09,540 Dara Dermody. 937 00:44:11,400 --> 00:44:11,860 Now. 938 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:13,940 We've Dermody. 939 00:44:13,940 --> 00:44:14,800 Dised ourselves. 940 00:44:16,140 --> 00:44:17,520 A bit of Dermatitis. 941 00:44:18,580 --> 00:44:19,340 We found. 942 00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:20,720 A room that could. 943 00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:21,940 House. 944 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:22,800 Or yield. 945 00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:24,460 The master key. 946 00:44:24,620 --> 00:44:25,440 Which we have been. 947 00:44:25,620 --> 00:44:25,940 Fucking. 948 00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:26,580 Wanting. 949 00:44:26,680 --> 00:44:27,320 And craving. 950 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,380 For so long. 951 00:44:28,780 --> 00:44:29,180 Men. 952 00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:30,140 Have fought. 953 00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,220 Wars over it. 954 00:44:31,820 --> 00:44:32,220 And. 955 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:33,940 People have gone hungry. 956 00:44:34,540 --> 00:44:35,080 About it. 957 00:44:35,820 --> 00:44:36,100 Ye. 958 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:37,120 Have gone hungry. 959 00:44:37,220 --> 00:44:37,880 For speed. 960 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,420 Speed demons. 961 00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,260 Well I want to tell you. 962 00:44:41,260 --> 00:44:41,940 Right here. 963 00:44:42,020 --> 00:44:42,620 And right now. 964 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,820 I'm ready to. 965 00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,160 Provide the speed. 966 00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,760 That you've been craving. 967 00:44:47,080 --> 00:44:47,920 For so long. 968 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:49,840 And you're watching it. 969 00:44:49,900 --> 00:44:50,360 Right now. 970 00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:51,440 It's going into your eyes. 971 00:44:53,700 --> 00:44:54,380 And it's. 972 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:54,960 It's beautiful. 973 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:57,700 Let's stick that in the box. 974 00:44:58,300 --> 00:44:59,160 I think I'm happy. 975 00:44:59,260 --> 00:44:59,980 With putting the. 976 00:44:59,980 --> 00:45:01,160 The blaster in the box. 977 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:01,800 Right now. 978 00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:03,480 I'm going to keep myself. 979 00:45:03,720 --> 00:45:05,260 Occupied with the submachine gun. 980 00:45:05,820 --> 00:45:07,120 And maybe even stick. 981 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,640 Another herb. 982 00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:10,420 Into the mega mix. 983 00:45:10,680 --> 00:45:11,240 Inventory. 984 00:45:11,500 --> 00:45:12,540 Scenario screen. 985 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,080 That I've got going here. 986 00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:14,660 Another. 987 00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:15,860 Lovely herb. 988 00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:17,380 Might even mix those guys up. 989 00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:18,960 Just. 990 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,140 To do that. 991 00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:21,360 Combine. 992 00:45:21,580 --> 00:45:22,100 Combine. 993 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:22,740 Beautiful. 994 00:45:23,340 --> 00:45:23,740 Herb. 995 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:24,460 Mega mix. 996 00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:25,380 This is what you want. 997 00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,060 With your herbs. 998 00:45:26,540 --> 00:45:27,560 This is what you want to do. 999 00:45:27,660 --> 00:45:27,800 Now. 1000 00:45:28,660 --> 00:45:29,180 Regarding. 1001 00:45:31,180 --> 00:45:32,340 The master key. 1002 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:34,260 It might not be in this room. 1003 00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,420 But it might be over by the fucking. 1004 00:45:39,500 --> 00:45:40,000 Yoke. 1005 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,200 The machine. 1006 00:45:42,460 --> 00:45:43,140 Over here. 1007 00:45:43,140 --> 00:45:43,140 Over here. 1008 00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:49,880 No. 1009 00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:50,300 It's not. 1010 00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:53,260 It's in the cold room. 1011 00:45:53,380 --> 00:45:53,520 Okay. 1012 00:45:53,580 --> 00:45:53,680 Yeah. 1013 00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:54,360 We got told that. 1014 00:45:54,420 --> 00:45:55,560 We got told it's in the cold room. 1015 00:45:55,800 --> 00:45:57,580 Even though I know exactly where it's going. 1016 00:45:57,660 --> 00:45:57,900 Obviously. 1017 00:45:58,000 --> 00:45:59,560 I don't have to keep repeating myself here. 1018 00:46:00,220 --> 00:46:01,220 Main shaft. 1019 00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:02,260 This is where we're going down. 1020 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,020 The main shaft. 1021 00:46:03,820 --> 00:46:17,200 Birkin has a Zurich policy. 1022 00:46:17,340 --> 00:46:17,940 Cold room. 1023 00:46:18,260 --> 00:46:18,640 LOL. 1024 00:46:21,020 --> 00:46:22,380 Breaker breaker 195. 1025 00:46:22,780 --> 00:46:24,100 We need to get a main fuse. 1026 00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:26,000 For that. 1027 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:26,680 Main. 1028 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:27,140 Repeat. 1029 00:46:27,300 --> 00:46:28,320 Main fuse. 1030 00:46:28,460 --> 00:46:28,840 For that. 1031 00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:39,980 Was there any way of getting the bloody. 1032 00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:43,400 Cold room. 1033 00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:44,880 Key. 1034 00:46:45,140 --> 00:46:46,440 Before you get to this part. 1035 00:46:54,260 --> 00:46:56,000 I believe this is the correct way. 1036 00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:56,320 Paul. 1037 00:46:56,400 --> 00:46:57,040 Nat 360. 1038 00:46:57,940 --> 00:46:58,340 Oh. 1039 00:46:58,400 --> 00:46:58,780 Here we go. 1040 00:46:58,780 --> 00:47:04,660 There's a master key there. 1041 00:47:04,740 --> 00:47:05,140 On the bloody. 1042 00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,420 On the side house. 1043 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,080 The liquors are after you. 1044 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:10,300 There's no liquors in here. 1045 00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:11,220 I think it's just. 1046 00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,300 Photosynthesized mad plants. 1047 00:47:17,420 --> 00:47:18,300 Bit of this. 1048 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,420 Pure fucking little shop of horrors. 1049 00:47:27,500 --> 00:47:28,480 Rick Moranis. 1050 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,480 That's the lab card key. 1051 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:30,400 That's the lab card key. 1052 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:31,860 It's not even the master key. 1053 00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:42,960 Temporary user registration for the culture experiment room. 1054 00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:44,360 Username. 1055 00:47:45,960 --> 00:47:46,480 Guest. 1056 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:47,640 Password none. 1057 00:47:48,020 --> 00:47:49,840 Valid for 24 hours by the way. 1058 00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:53,340 Believe they tried to catch us out. 1059 00:47:53,340 --> 00:47:54,720 I believe they tried to catch us out with the password none. 1060 00:47:55,600 --> 00:47:58,440 And you're not putting in a password for a while. 1061 00:47:58,520 --> 00:47:59,080 And then you remember. 1062 00:47:59,220 --> 00:48:00,320 It is literally none. 1063 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:03,180 Laboratory security manual. 1064 00:48:04,180 --> 00:48:06,040 The laboratory security manual. 1065 00:48:06,260 --> 00:48:08,680 Security measures in case of an emergency. 1066 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:11,560 The instance of uncontainable. 1067 00:48:11,560 --> 00:48:18,620 biohazardous breakout, all security measures will be directed toward the underground facility. 1068 00:48:19,360 --> 00:48:21,200 Transport facility, I beg your pardon. 1069 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:31,560 In the instance that any abnormalities are detected among cargo and transit, all materials 1070 00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:40,620 will automatically be transported from the loading zone to the designated high-speed train, 1071 00:48:41,040 --> 00:48:48,300 at which point all materials will be isolated and disposed of immediately. 1072 00:48:49,140 --> 00:48:57,700 In the instance of a Class 1 emergency, the entire train will be purged and disposed of without delay. 1073 00:48:57,700 --> 00:49:04,880 In the instance that the lab itself becomes contaminated, the northernmost route currently used to transport 1074 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:11,020 materials to and from the facility will be designated. As the emergency escapes, 1075 00:49:11,020 --> 00:49:17,280 route, this route will secure passage to the relay point outside the city limits. Disclosure... 1076 00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:32,540 about any information regarding the research conducted here, or the existence of this facility, is strictly prohibited. 1077 00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:42,800 It's top priority, okay? We need to keep all this research classified. Escape access may be denied. 1078 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:53,060 Under certain extenuating circumstances, okay? We'll talk to you later. We'll see you later. We'll see you tomorrow. Bye-bye. 1079 00:49:53,060 --> 00:50:04,320 You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped. 1080 00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:05,320 Good. 1081 00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:11,580 Good. Shit ain't easy around this town. We got four bad-looking hombres. 1082 00:50:11,580 --> 00:50:15,840 Fun times over guys. Get the fuck down. Where's your son? 1083 00:50:15,840 --> 00:50:20,100 You got any identification? Don't resist. Where's your goddamn son? 1084 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,100 You need backup. It's getting hot down here. 1085 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:26,360 Don't move, buddy. Tell me where your goddamn son is. He's got a piece. 1086 00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:28,360 I just killed one of those ballards, Joey. 1087 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,360 I saw him reaching for something. 1088 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:36,360 Okay, Essays. You use this machine? Yeah, it spins nice. Talking to you, kid. Stay quiet. 1089 00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:42,360 Where's the fabric softener? He's got a piece. Put away the gun. I just dropped another one. Oh shit. Stay there. 1090 00:50:42,360 --> 00:50:55,620 White stripe. Nice. What about this guy? Put away the gun now. You fucking cone. I just killed another goddamn cone. I know what the fuck is wrong with me. You crazy motherfucker, Bowie. 1091 00:50:55,620 --> 00:51:25,600 And we are back and the final finger of Kit Kat has been well and truly demolished. There's no more chocolate left in the packet. It was only a small little one, but it's really packed a punch. 1092 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:31,240 And the console says, Anti-BOW gas sprinkler. Will you turn it on? I will turn it on. 1093 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:36,760 That's lovely. 1094 00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:43,300 And that has probably done a lot of deep, deep damage. 1095 00:51:45,520 --> 00:51:48,840 Oh yeah, you use the lighter and that'll fucking set this guy on fire, is it? 1096 00:51:49,540 --> 00:51:55,580 I think I need to go and get the... 1097 00:51:55,580 --> 00:51:58,860 and light that gasoline. I'm not sure if that's the case. 1098 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:02,920 Not sure if that's the case. 1099 00:52:03,500 --> 00:52:06,160 But we'll... we'll venture out there and have a look anyway. 1100 00:52:07,580 --> 00:52:09,140 Do-do-do-do-do. 1101 00:52:11,280 --> 00:52:14,240 The music has kicked up another notch now. 1102 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:14,320 Oh. 1103 00:52:14,320 --> 00:52:44,300 That sound... of the metal grid underfoot... is quite, quite alarming and endearing. 1104 00:52:44,300 --> 00:52:49,100 and sensual as well. We've used the lab card key and that's going to really bring us into a new realm. 1105 00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:51,480 I'm not particularly too sure. 1106 00:52:54,480 --> 00:52:54,940 Fuck. 1107 00:52:56,160 --> 00:52:59,600 That's probably going to be a poisonous scenario, you fucking ass. 1108 00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:11,500 Come to Papa. 1109 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:11,520 Come to Papa. 1110 00:53:11,520 --> 00:53:11,580 Papa. 1111 00:53:11,580 --> 00:53:15,300 Papa's got a brand new sack. 1112 00:53:15,300 --> 00:53:25,020 chunky kick cats 1113 00:53:25,020 --> 00:53:29,980 cool oh fuck he had a little bit of sass left in him the prick 1114 00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:33,480 activator vam for base vaccine synthesis 1115 00:53:33,480 --> 00:53:37,380 that's something we're gonna have to get to grips with at some stage i'm not 1116 00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:40,500 particularly too sure whether or not we're gonna be doing any vat synthesis 1117 00:53:40,500 --> 00:53:44,320 right now vat returns in the middle of a fucking bio warfare scenario 1118 00:53:44,320 --> 00:54:08,080 the revenue on your back not sure here now oh just a bit of finishing after that's 1119 00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:13,340 turned that's given us a little bit of light because without light there cannot be site 1120 00:54:13,340 --> 00:54:20,940 and we have found ourselves a pretty pretty plethora of items here which we can indulge ourselves in 1121 00:54:20,940 --> 00:54:27,720 will you take the g rounds nah not bothered and i'll i'll leave that there 1122 00:54:27,720 --> 00:54:36,220 i've turned on the lights there paul don't know if you've seen but uh i turned them on but there 1123 00:54:36,220 --> 00:54:43,820 doesn't seem to be anything else pick up able for me inside here 1124 00:54:43,820 --> 00:54:51,420 and those steps those footsteps chilling 1125 00:54:51,420 --> 00:55:05,900 definitely can't see anything else here i'm sure you definitely let me know paul 1126 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:11,020 you wouldn't let me walk away empty-handed anyway so i'm gonna hit the road we'll talk to you 1127 00:55:11,020 --> 00:55:18,620 we'll talk to you 1128 00:55:18,620 --> 00:55:36,060 The shutter is sealed firmly in place. And this is where we head to the cold room now. Cold storage room. A lot of bad creeps in here that have been keeping themselves chilly-willy. 1129 00:55:41,380 --> 00:56:01,740 Let's get that Ada Wong spray there. That's lovely. That's going into the backpack for later. That's gonna make sure, ensure and enshrine our clean bill of health. A control box used for super low temperature experiments. I could set the superconductor fuse here if I had a fuse case. 1130 00:56:04,120 --> 00:56:06,960 Unfortunately, it's not something we carry around with us. 1131 00:56:11,140 --> 00:56:24,640 I forgot about that bottle there. Is that something? There we go. That's something. That's a fuse case. We can put that in the machine. This is brilliant. It's like one plus one equals two sort of business. 1132 00:56:37,940 --> 00:56:40,380 Adebola shank. Thank you very much. 1133 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:45,600 Stone him! Stone him! Stone him! 1134 00:56:47,660 --> 00:56:50,340 A lovely mechanical wonder. It went like this. 1135 00:56:50,340 --> 00:56:56,200 Vooooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot! 1136 00:56:56,200 --> 00:56:58,780 Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot! 1137 00:56:58,780 --> 00:57:02,580 Vooooot! Vooooot! Vooooot! 1138 00:57:02,580 --> 00:57:04,500 Vooooot! 1139 00:57:04,500 --> 00:57:05,500 Vooooot! 1140 00:57:05,500 --> 00:57:07,380 Beautiful animation. 1141 00:57:07,380 --> 00:57:10,380 Will you take the main fuse? Nah. 1142 00:57:10,380 --> 00:57:14,020 Just leave it. See ya! 1143 00:57:14,020 --> 00:57:20,380 Of course, I'm just messing with you. We need that fuse to progress in the game. We'll take it. 1144 00:57:20,380 --> 00:57:24,980 And run with the prize. Run with the goods. 1145 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:39,980 Back to the fucking VAT return warehouse. The revenue have laid out a beautiful graphical GUI user interface. Which we're going to utilize? 1146 00:57:39,980 --> 00:57:45,620 In a big way. 1147 00:57:45,620 --> 00:57:51,260 Although the fuse case. No, I think you put the fuse in the main sellout in the building. That's not gonna... 1148 00:57:51,260 --> 00:57:53,260 Fuse isn't gonna go in here. 1149 00:57:53,260 --> 00:57:56,900 If you went, if you tried to do it. If you tried to do it, it'd refuse it. 1150 00:57:56,900 --> 00:58:02,540 Exactly. You need vaccine. 1151 00:58:02,540 --> 00:58:08,180 I'm gonna go in here. 1152 00:58:08,180 --> 00:58:13,820 This is exactly why I put the suit on. 1153 00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:17,460 We're gonna go in here. 1154 00:58:17,460 --> 00:58:18,100 Just tuned in. 1155 00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:18,740 tuned in. 1156 00:58:18,740 --> 00:58:21,740 Is Tommy doing the instant replay? 1157 00:58:21,740 --> 00:58:24,380 Unfortunately, Tommy can't be with us at the moment. 1158 00:58:24,380 --> 00:58:28,020 But we're doing everything we can to make sure he returns safely. 1159 00:58:28,020 --> 00:58:31,020 A huge breaker system that regulates all the power. 1160 00:58:31,020 --> 00:58:33,660 Let's stick the main fuse in there, lads. 1161 00:58:33,660 --> 00:58:34,660 Sector 7G. 1162 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:36,660 Thank you very much. 1163 00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:48,340 you very much a lovely bit of fuselage in there a beautiful bit of fuselage so once that has been 1164 00:58:48,340 --> 00:58:59,260 done then we return back maybe in yet here we go backwards we quite possibly managed to find 1165 00:58:59,260 --> 00:59:06,220 ourselves a master key another game of chess with Thomas I was supposed to play another I was supposed 1166 00:59:06,220 --> 00:59:14,580 to play another game of chess with Thomas thank you very much there Omni 619 very very kind of you 1167 00:59:14,580 --> 00:59:18,340 there I hope you're getting on well I might just throw in a Farage just to keep wet your whistle 1168 00:59:18,340 --> 00:59:24,220 until we watch the last night's edition of Farage at large 1169 00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:34,960 it is 1170 00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:38,960 it is 1171 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:49,700 yeah 1172 00:59:49,700 --> 00:59:58,700 Do you believe him everybody? 1173 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:05,700 Do you believe him? 1174 01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:12,700 Do you believe him? 1175 01:00:27,700 --> 01:00:34,700 The shutter is sealed firmly in place. Thank you very much there Nigel Fuselage. 1176 01:00:34,700 --> 01:00:43,700 You're kind-hearted and generous, generous gift of tip. The tip of gift. The gift of life. 1177 01:00:43,700 --> 01:00:46,700 The gift of life. Thank you very much. 1178 01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:53,700 We have ourselves a lovely bit of power routed to the laboratory which we're in at the moment. 1179 01:00:53,700 --> 01:01:03,700 What does it mean for us going forward? I know that we need to pick up a lighter so that we can take control of that beast there. 1180 01:01:03,700 --> 01:01:05,700 So back out we go. 1181 01:01:05,700 --> 01:01:17,700 This is a strategy known as going into the wrong room for the sake of it because you know well for a fact you're gonna walk away with the goods anyway. 1182 01:01:17,700 --> 01:01:22,700 Electric Ireland is after you. Thanks Eric for reminding me about that. 1183 01:01:22,700 --> 01:01:38,700 I got a text message during the week saying they were gonna call and when they called I missed the call. And God have mercy on my soul if I've missed an important message from them. 1184 01:01:38,700 --> 01:01:47,700 All I heard in the news is that the prices are going down for their fucking stuff as is the case with all the suppliers. 1185 01:01:47,700 --> 01:01:56,700 But at the same time what does that really mean because they were fucking sky high in the beginning anyway. Is it gonna be a meaningful change? 1186 01:01:56,700 --> 01:02:02,700 Because if not I'd rather they just fucking took their phone call elsewhere. I don't want to hear from them. 1187 01:02:06,700 --> 01:02:10,700 Not that I need any heating inside this fucking suit. 1188 01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:22,700 We put that in crib. We got the in crib. We don't need any. We got the lighter. We put the lighter in there and keep the lighter on us at all times. Just in case. I don't think you need that. 1189 01:02:22,700 --> 01:02:25,700 Or I'm gonna just say I need it. 1190 01:02:33,700 --> 01:02:35,700 Where the fuck is this key lads? 1191 01:02:40,700 --> 01:02:42,700 I wonder if I have to go back upstairs do I? 1192 01:02:43,700 --> 01:02:45,700 Back up to the main lodge. 1193 01:02:45,700 --> 01:02:48,700 Although it's been told. It's been foretold to us. 1194 01:02:49,700 --> 01:02:51,700 That there is a cold room situation. 1195 01:02:51,700 --> 01:02:54,700 Shari? 1196 01:02:54,700 --> 01:02:55,700 Shari? 1197 01:02:56,700 --> 01:02:57,700 Where is she? 1198 01:02:58,700 --> 01:02:59,700 50 Cent. 1199 01:03:01,700 --> 01:03:02,700 Has control of her. 1200 01:03:03,700 --> 01:03:08,700 We need to go out to the fucking Afghanistan to find him in that game that he made for the PS3. 1201 01:03:08,700 --> 01:03:10,700 I wonder if that's worth a stream. 1202 01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:12,700 I mean I've seen that it's. 1203 01:03:13,700 --> 01:03:16,700 An all out third person action shooter. 1204 01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:18,700 But uh. 1205 01:03:18,700 --> 01:03:19,700 I wonder if. 1206 01:03:19,700 --> 01:03:20,700 Like. 1207 01:03:20,700 --> 01:03:21,700 How does the story. 1208 01:03:21,700 --> 01:03:23,700 How does it even get to Afghanistan? 1209 01:03:23,700 --> 01:03:24,700 Was it a joke? 1210 01:03:24,700 --> 01:03:26,700 Even from 50 Cent? 1211 01:03:27,700 --> 01:03:28,700 And his side of the bargain? 1212 01:03:29,700 --> 01:03:30,700 Or was it a serious piece? 1213 01:03:34,700 --> 01:03:35,700 Please can you play Metal Gear Solid? 1214 01:03:35,700 --> 01:03:37,700 You know that I want to play that game. 1215 01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:38,700 It just. 1216 01:03:38,700 --> 01:03:40,700 Annoyed the fuck out of me. 1217 01:03:41,700 --> 01:03:43,700 Too much to play on stream. 1218 01:03:44,700 --> 01:03:46,700 And you know that it'll be one of those reading. 1219 01:03:47,700 --> 01:03:48,700 It's like a reading class. 1220 01:03:49,700 --> 01:03:50,700 Although I have to say. 1221 01:03:50,700 --> 01:03:53,700 I played Metal Gear Solid 2 Sons of Liberty. 1222 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:56,700 HD edition there recently enough. 1223 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:58,700 On my own time. 1224 01:03:59,700 --> 01:04:00,700 And uh. 1225 01:04:00,700 --> 01:04:03,700 It's aged remarkably well in the graphics department. 1226 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,700 The story of course is. 1227 01:04:07,700 --> 01:04:08,700 Ridiculous. 1228 01:04:09,700 --> 01:04:10,700 And uh. 1229 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:12,700 Overindulgent. 1230 01:04:12,700 --> 01:04:14,700 And it's tripe filled. 1231 01:04:15,700 --> 01:04:16,700 But. 1232 01:04:17,700 --> 01:04:19,700 It does have some funny moments. 1233 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:20,700 There's some. 1234 01:04:20,700 --> 01:04:21,700 Weird. 1235 01:04:21,700 --> 01:04:24,700 Bewildering storylines going on there as well. 1236 01:04:24,700 --> 01:04:25,700 In the uh. 1237 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:26,700 The whole fucking. 1238 01:04:26,700 --> 01:04:28,700 Prophecy about a digitized. 1239 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:29,700 Future. 1240 01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:30,700 Which I knew even at the time. 1241 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,700 I thought. 1242 01:04:31,700 --> 01:04:32,700 That's something in that. 1243 01:04:32,700 --> 01:04:33,700 There's something there. 1244 01:04:33,700 --> 01:04:34,700 He's. 1245 01:04:35,700 --> 01:04:36,700 He's touching on something there. 1246 01:04:37,700 --> 01:04:38,700 And uh. 1247 01:04:38,700 --> 01:04:40,700 It makes more sense now than ever I suppose. 1248 01:04:41,700 --> 01:04:43,700 But regarding this. 1249 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:45,700 Regarding the matter at hand. 1250 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,700 Regarding the speed run. 1251 01:04:47,700 --> 01:04:48,700 I just. 1252 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,700 I just. 1253 01:04:49,700 --> 01:04:51,700 I just wanna know where I'm going right now. 1254 01:04:53,700 --> 01:04:55,700 That's all I wanna know guys. 1255 01:04:58,700 --> 01:04:59,700 I can't wait till we. 1256 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:01,700 We're sitting on the beach. 1257 01:05:01,700 --> 01:05:04,700 Looking at the fucking end credits of the game. 1258 01:05:06,700 --> 01:05:08,700 Flicking on a bit of Farage. 1259 01:05:09,700 --> 01:05:10,700 And going 90. 1260 01:05:15,700 --> 01:05:16,700 Special Forces Fox. 1261 01:05:16,700 --> 01:05:17,700 Fox. 1262 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:18,700 Foxhound. 1263 01:05:18,700 --> 01:05:19,700 Speaking of weird and bewildering. 1264 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,700 Wouldn't mind a return to deadly premonition. 1265 01:05:22,700 --> 01:05:22,700 All in good time. 1266 01:05:23,700 --> 01:05:24,700 Thank you very much. 1267 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:24,700 Yes. 1268 01:05:24,700 --> 01:05:26,700 I'd like to play that as well. 1269 01:05:26,700 --> 01:05:27,700 Started playing the second one. 1270 01:05:28,700 --> 01:05:29,700 Which is more of a kinda. 1271 01:05:29,700 --> 01:05:30,700 It feels as though it's. 1272 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:32,700 Uh. 1273 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:33,700 More text based. 1274 01:05:34,700 --> 01:05:34,700 Just. 1275 01:05:35,700 --> 01:05:36,700 Point and clicky. 1276 01:05:36,700 --> 01:05:37,700 Than the first game. 1277 01:05:37,700 --> 01:05:38,700 Although there is. 1278 01:05:38,700 --> 01:05:40,700 You do get on a skateboard and go around the city. 1279 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:41,700 Which is massive. 1280 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:49,700 Just gonna quickly scan through there to see if. 1281 01:05:50,700 --> 01:05:51,700 Uh. 1282 01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:52,700 I've been. 1283 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:53,700 I've missed any. 1284 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,700 Messages which tell me exactly what to do here. 1285 01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:57,700 Even though. 1286 01:05:57,700 --> 01:05:59,700 I know full well what I'm at. 1287 01:06:00,700 --> 01:06:01,700 No. 1288 01:06:01,700 --> 01:06:03,700 There doesn't seem to be anything there at all. 1289 01:06:03,700 --> 01:06:04,700 Now. 1290 01:06:04,700 --> 01:06:05,700 Quite a shame as well. 1291 01:06:05,700 --> 01:06:06,700 I mean. 1292 01:06:06,700 --> 01:06:07,700 It's. 1293 01:06:07,700 --> 01:06:08,700 It's actually bewildering. 1294 01:06:11,700 --> 01:06:12,700 To be honest. 1295 01:06:15,700 --> 01:06:17,700 I thought I would have competition rivals. 1296 01:06:19,700 --> 01:06:20,700 Waiting. 1297 01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:22,700 To see if I'd fail. 1298 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,700 And it's. 1299 01:06:27,700 --> 01:06:28,700 Lo and behold. 1300 01:06:30,700 --> 01:06:31,700 I've done a good good. 1301 01:06:32,700 --> 01:06:33,700 And that's going to reveal. 1302 01:06:33,700 --> 01:06:35,700 I think a ladder or something. 1303 01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:36,700 Which will. 1304 01:06:36,700 --> 01:06:37,700 Allow us to. 1305 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:38,700 Get through that. 1306 01:06:39,700 --> 01:06:40,700 Fucking shaft or something. 1307 01:06:40,700 --> 01:06:41,700 Or there'll be a key there. 1308 01:06:41,700 --> 01:06:42,700 Or some shite. 1309 01:06:42,700 --> 01:06:43,700 I don't know. 1310 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:44,700 You can put yourself through a shaft. 1311 01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:45,700 Great. 1312 01:06:45,700 --> 01:06:46,700 Doesn't show. 1313 01:06:46,700 --> 01:06:47,700 We're climbing into the shaft. 1314 01:06:52,700 --> 01:06:53,700 Okay. 1315 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:54,700 It's lick out time. 1316 01:06:54,700 --> 01:06:55,700 Get to sleep. 1317 01:06:55,700 --> 01:06:56,700 And don't wake up. 1318 01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:57,700 Because the sandman is here. 1319 01:06:57,700 --> 01:06:58,700 That's okay. 1320 01:06:58,700 --> 01:06:59,700 That's done there. 1321 01:06:59,700 --> 01:07:00,700 We've done that. 1322 01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,700 We've nothing else to pick up inside this. 1323 01:07:01,700 --> 01:07:02,700 That's locked. 1324 01:07:02,700 --> 01:07:03,700 You unlocked it. 1325 01:07:03,700 --> 01:07:04,700 Take the ink ribbon. 1326 01:07:04,700 --> 01:07:05,700 Might as well. 1327 01:07:05,700 --> 01:07:06,700 Add that to the fucking. 1328 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:07,700 Scenario. 1329 01:07:07,700 --> 01:07:08,700 Put that herb inside us. 1330 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:09,700 It gives us a few more slots in the inventory. 1331 01:07:09,700 --> 01:07:10,700 Does people in the chat telling you where to go. 1332 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:11,700 Void the speed run. 1333 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:12,700 You would think so. 1334 01:07:12,700 --> 01:07:13,700 But I'm not using that in the inventory. 1335 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:14,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1336 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:15,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1337 01:07:15,700 --> 01:07:16,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1338 01:07:16,700 --> 01:07:17,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1339 01:07:17,700 --> 01:07:18,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1340 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:19,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1341 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:20,700 I'm not using that in the inventory. 1342 01:07:20,700 --> 01:07:21,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1343 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:22,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1344 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:23,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1345 01:07:23,700 --> 01:07:24,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1346 01:07:24,700 --> 01:07:25,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1347 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:26,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1348 01:07:26,700 --> 01:07:27,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1349 01:07:27,700 --> 01:07:28,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1350 01:07:28,700 --> 01:07:29,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1351 01:07:29,700 --> 01:07:30,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1352 01:07:30,700 --> 01:07:31,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1353 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:32,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1354 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:33,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1355 01:07:33,700 --> 01:07:34,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1356 01:07:34,700 --> 01:07:35,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1357 01:07:35,700 --> 01:07:36,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1358 01:07:36,700 --> 01:07:37,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1359 01:07:37,700 --> 01:07:38,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1360 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:39,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1361 01:07:39,700 --> 01:07:40,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1362 01:07:40,700 --> 01:07:41,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1363 01:07:41,700 --> 01:07:42,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1364 01:07:42,700 --> 01:07:43,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1365 01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:44,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1366 01:07:44,700 --> 01:07:45,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1367 01:07:45,700 --> 01:07:46,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1368 01:07:46,700 --> 01:07:47,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1369 01:07:47,700 --> 01:07:48,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1370 01:07:48,700 --> 01:07:49,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1371 01:07:49,700 --> 01:07:50,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1372 01:07:50,700 --> 01:07:51,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1373 01:07:51,700 --> 01:07:52,700 I'm using that in the inventory. 1374 01:07:52,700 --> 01:07:58,700 It is a sad and sorry sight to see people not knowing where they're meant to be going in this fucking game. 1375 01:07:58,700 --> 01:08:06,700 And what's more to the point, not telling me where I should be going in order to get this thing done faster, 1376 01:08:06,700 --> 01:08:10,700 even though exactly I know the route again. 1377 01:08:10,700 --> 01:08:11,700 I know it. 1378 01:08:11,700 --> 01:08:14,700 I shouldn't have to be fucking repeating myself. 1379 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,700 I shouldn't have to be spoon feeding you. 1380 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:19,700 Okay. 1381 01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,700 For God's sake. 1382 01:08:23,700 --> 01:08:24,700 Watch out. 1383 01:08:24,700 --> 01:08:25,700 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1384 01:08:25,700 --> 01:08:26,700 We'll get out. 1385 01:08:28,700 --> 01:08:30,700 Bit of a freeze there on the thing. 1386 01:08:31,700 --> 01:08:32,700 So what happened there? 1387 01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:33,700 We turned that fucking thing off. 1388 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:34,700 That's going to... 1389 01:08:38,700 --> 01:08:44,700 That's going to open up another sequestered pair of asshats who've been left to rot. 1390 01:08:44,700 --> 01:08:45,700 And they're puking. 1391 01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:46,700 Don't worry. 1392 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,700 We can back away fast. 1393 01:08:49,700 --> 01:08:53,700 And Ada Wong them from afar. 1394 01:08:53,700 --> 01:09:02,700 You're not Wong now. 1395 01:09:02,700 --> 01:09:03,700 Francis streams. 1396 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700 The only ones that have continuous assessment of the audience. 1397 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700 Indeed, it is a popular facet. 1398 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700 Of the streams. 1399 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700 That I keep everyone on their toes. 1400 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:03,700 Ah. 1401 01:09:03,700 --> 01:09:04,700 Fucking nearly ripped the groin of my mouth. 1402 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:05,700 I'm not. 1403 01:09:05,700 --> 01:09:06,700 I'm not. 1404 01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:07,700 I'm not. 1405 01:09:07,700 --> 01:09:13,020 Francis streams the only ones that have continuous assessment of the audience 1406 01:09:13,020 --> 01:09:20,420 indeed it is a popular facet of the streams that I keep everyone on their toes 1407 01:09:30,480 --> 01:09:33,420 fucking nearly ripped the groin of myself there 1408 01:09:33,420 --> 01:09:39,900 lovely game of groin ball 1409 01:09:39,900 --> 01:09:47,920 need to practice the high kicks 1410 01:09:47,920 --> 01:09:53,780 just get out there during the day and fucking give it a lash you know 1411 01:09:53,780 --> 01:09:59,360 infinite ammo is cheating apparently according to Welshnaut 1412 01:09:59,360 --> 01:10:08,360 I really I really really feel sorry for that point of view Welshnaut I really do 1413 01:10:08,360 --> 01:10:29,840 do. 1414 01:10:29,840 --> 01:10:59,820 You can clearly see that I'm not benefiting from the infinite ammo. Beautiful s- OH! Two of the bastards, and a third one in the back as well. Disgusting. Look at the face on that guy. Look at his torch. 1415 01:10:59,820 --> 01:11:29,800 Richard Schmeigl face. Can we hone in on that please? Any chance we can enhance there please? Can we enhance on the Schmeigl? Thank you. Absolute Schmeigality of it. Schmeihall Buble. Fuckin' Schmeichl. Fuckin' Fassbender. Peter Schmeichl. 1416 01:11:29,800 --> 01:11:43,420 Peter Schmigel. Schmiggy Schmalls. We can just re-resize the window there please. Thank 1417 01:11:43,420 --> 01:11:52,260 you. There we go. And that is our section called Let's Laugh at the Dead Lickers Face. 1418 01:11:52,260 --> 01:11:59,620 It's a popular concept and it won awards with the fans the last time around we did this 1419 01:11:59,620 --> 01:12:05,080 on the Leon scenario which I'm quite happy with as a scenario I think it was a great fucking 1420 01:12:05,080 --> 01:12:16,360 scenario probably did it four years ago now maybe to maybe 2019 if I was to guess I'd say February March 1421 01:12:16,360 --> 01:12:25,500 2019 I'd say I'd say it could be fucking 2018 could be like December November December 2018 1422 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:54,960 but let's not get too hung up on the details here let's take that laboratory map and then run around the clock here save the game just in case give yourself another space in the inventory and let's move on at pace we know that we've got a password to put into a computer in the next room fun and games a lot going on stay with us it's all coming up here on the Claire burn scenario speedrun. 1423 01:12:55,320 --> 01:13:02,320 edition of Rizodent Evo or as it's known in Japan. 1424 01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:26,320 And that was my Japanese again that I've been learning finessing all day in order for this very moment wanting to perform to the best of my abilities and also give credence and respect as we see pupa after pupa fallen down from the ceiling larvae. 1425 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:38,380 And this is the moth from Silence of the Lambs, everybody. 1426 01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:39,860 Silence of the Lambs. 1427 01:13:46,980 --> 01:13:48,740 That's his lamb silenced. 1428 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:51,920 We got another cup of pupa there. 1429 01:13:52,900 --> 01:13:54,460 Stick those guys down. 1430 01:13:54,460 --> 01:13:55,840 Will he operate the computer? 1431 01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:56,460 I will do. 1432 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:56,980 I will do. 1433 01:13:57,060 --> 01:13:58,920 And we've got a lovely interface here. 1434 01:13:59,040 --> 01:14:01,980 It's a Rodem system version 5.0. 1435 01:14:02,060 --> 01:14:04,800 Probably some kind of Mac clone from back in the day. 1436 01:14:05,460 --> 01:14:08,580 We've got the experiment room staff where the username. 1437 01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:10,660 What have we got, guys? 1438 01:14:10,760 --> 01:14:11,880 What have we got for the username? 1439 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,960 I know the password is none. 1440 01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:15,720 So the username. 1441 01:14:16,700 --> 01:14:17,720 Let's hit it there. 1442 01:14:18,300 --> 01:14:19,180 Let's hit it there. 1443 01:14:21,900 --> 01:14:22,700 Let's hit it. 1444 01:14:25,640 --> 01:14:28,660 Guest. 1445 01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:28,660 Guest. 1446 01:14:28,660 --> 01:14:28,740 Guest. 1447 01:14:28,740 --> 01:14:29,660 Thank you very much. 1448 01:14:32,660 --> 01:14:34,940 And that's a lovely noise as well. 1449 01:14:34,940 --> 01:14:39,500 Each key comes with this beautiful, beautiful sound. 1450 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,700 Register the fingerprint now. 1451 01:14:44,020 --> 01:14:44,840 That's great. 1452 01:14:46,720 --> 01:14:51,740 How is it registering a fingerprint of someone who isn't logged in on the system and now we have to... 1453 01:14:52,820 --> 01:14:53,920 So we've got 24 hours. 1454 01:14:54,100 --> 01:14:54,220 Okay. 1455 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:55,680 There was no password. 1456 01:14:57,200 --> 01:14:58,900 And there's nothing else to pick up here. 1457 01:14:59,980 --> 01:15:01,440 Just a few of these bad boys. 1458 01:15:04,220 --> 01:15:05,300 Doesn't even do anything. 1459 01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:05,680 I... 1460 01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:06,160 I... 1461 01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:10,380 Have a vague recollection that you could shoot those... 1462 01:15:10,380 --> 01:15:13,340 Pulsating sacks down off the ceiling. 1463 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:15,920 Into a fucking pupa mess. 1464 01:15:23,400 --> 01:15:25,820 Take that red. 1465 01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,080 Stick that there. 1466 01:15:28,080 --> 01:15:29,680 Combine it in a moment or two. 1467 01:15:38,420 --> 01:15:41,600 Interpreting the fucking door opening animation there. 1468 01:15:42,060 --> 01:15:42,380 If I... 1469 01:15:42,380 --> 01:15:42,680 I... 1470 01:15:42,680 --> 01:15:44,340 I could open it if I had a key. 1471 01:15:44,420 --> 01:15:44,580 Hey. 1472 01:15:45,300 --> 01:15:48,400 I believe there's only probably a can of aid spray in it anyway. 1473 01:15:48,520 --> 01:15:49,900 It's not really going to do any... 1474 01:15:49,900 --> 01:15:51,940 Any big difference to us. 1475 01:15:51,960 --> 01:15:52,420 Look at this. 1476 01:15:55,240 --> 01:15:57,340 It's a sad state of affairs. 1477 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:03,760 Get off you fucking... 1478 01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:05,080 Prick. 1479 01:16:24,140 --> 01:16:25,140 Beautiful stuff. 1480 01:16:27,860 --> 01:16:29,660 That really was made. 1481 01:16:31,340 --> 01:16:32,700 Oh, she's pained out of it now. 1482 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,900 That would have been absolutely pathetic. 1483 01:16:35,760 --> 01:16:37,600 If I'd have been fucking taken down. 1484 01:16:37,680 --> 01:16:41,700 I think it's time to retire the submachine gun and bring out the big boys. 1485 01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:44,420 I'm talking the cold python. 1486 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:46,880 Interspersed. 1487 01:16:48,340 --> 01:16:50,980 With sporadic and beautiful touches. 1488 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,520 Of none other. 1489 01:16:54,180 --> 01:16:54,800 And look at that. 1490 01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:56,780 It's a beautiful P room key. 1491 01:16:56,780 --> 01:16:58,740 None other. 1492 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,200 Than the rocket. 1493 01:17:01,780 --> 01:17:02,180 Launcher. 1494 01:17:02,360 --> 01:17:02,960 Ladies and gentlemen. 1495 01:17:03,120 --> 01:17:03,660 The rocket. 1496 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,020 Launcher. 1497 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,180 That's coming up. 1498 01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:07,800 Don't go away. 1499 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:08,340 Don't miss it. 1500 01:17:08,380 --> 01:17:09,180 You don't want to miss it. 1501 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:14,020 What kind of experiments have been performed here? 1502 01:17:14,340 --> 01:17:15,780 Just taking a moment to... 1503 01:17:16,340 --> 01:17:18,480 Think about stuff when you're in this fucking room. 1504 01:17:19,860 --> 01:17:21,900 We've got a P key. We move that. 1505 01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:24,320 We move over here. Is there anything we need to use this? 1506 01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,120 Vaccine research. Great. 1507 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:27,560 We have to come back here in a bit. 1508 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,560 And put a fucking vial in there. 1509 01:17:36,600 --> 01:17:37,720 Various chemicals. 1510 01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,060 Any experiments? Don't think so. 1511 01:17:41,940 --> 01:17:43,340 Bone alone. 1512 01:17:43,340 --> 01:17:43,440 Bone. 1513 01:17:49,680 --> 01:17:51,920 I doubt that key is used for that. 1514 01:17:53,500 --> 01:17:54,320 Check that. 1515 01:17:55,880 --> 01:17:57,240 Check that key anyway. 1516 01:17:57,340 --> 01:17:58,060 Looks unique. 1517 01:17:58,780 --> 01:18:00,320 Now I can access the power room. 1518 01:18:01,060 --> 01:18:01,360 Hmm. 1519 01:18:04,060 --> 01:18:05,000 Power room. 1520 01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,060 Power room. 1521 01:18:08,540 --> 01:18:10,280 I wonder would I be right in saying 1522 01:18:10,280 --> 01:18:13,020 that we have to go all the way back here. 1523 01:18:13,940 --> 01:18:16,060 And then up that ladder again. 1524 01:18:16,440 --> 01:18:19,020 And then round to another wing of the shafts. 1525 01:18:28,180 --> 01:18:29,080 Here we go. 1526 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,980 It's Sherry Birkins Ma. 1527 01:18:32,320 --> 01:18:33,260 Where's Sherry? 1528 01:18:34,460 --> 01:18:37,080 I'm turning up the volume for this cinematic masterpiece. 1529 01:18:37,340 --> 01:18:39,660 I'm going to be doing my own little bit of cheeky business 1530 01:18:39,660 --> 01:18:40,500 while it's going on. 1531 01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:41,740 I hope it doesn't throw you off. 1532 01:18:41,740 --> 01:18:48,820 But I asked her and she's never even heard of the G-Virus before. 1533 01:18:48,820 --> 01:18:50,520 Which room? Tell me. 1534 01:18:54,520 --> 01:18:55,520 Sherry! 1535 01:18:59,120 --> 01:19:00,200 No! 1536 01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,960 And that! 1537 01:19:02,540 --> 01:19:06,140 The samples inside the pendant Sherry's wearing. 1538 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:15,300 lovely bit of exposition there from the Owl Lady 1539 01:19:15,300 --> 01:19:17,620 telling us exactly 1540 01:19:17,620 --> 01:19:21,320 where we can get whatever the fuck it is that we need to get. 1541 01:19:21,660 --> 01:19:22,560 Apparently it's in 1542 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:25,760 some fucking pendant the Cherry's wearing. 1543 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:27,640 But as far as we know, 1544 01:19:27,700 --> 01:19:32,400 she has been dispatched to the next realm 1545 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,480 by her godforsaken father. 1546 01:19:35,480 --> 01:19:35,980 by her godforsaken father. 1547 01:19:40,480 --> 01:19:43,580 Germaine pendant, says Ground Sparkle. 1548 01:19:43,580 --> 01:19:48,660 I think we need to move at pace. Follow her wherever the fuck she's gone. 1549 01:19:48,660 --> 01:19:57,300 I believe there's some kind of showdown. She ends up dying on the gangway just out here. 1550 01:19:59,300 --> 01:20:00,800 I get it. Oh, here we go. 1551 01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:06,020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1552 01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:10,700 I got that wrong, I beg your pardon. 1553 01:20:11,600 --> 01:20:13,160 I think we have to... 1554 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,580 Well, the shutter is tightly in place. 1555 01:20:15,500 --> 01:20:16,880 Yeah, it's tightly sealed in place. 1556 01:20:18,700 --> 01:20:22,060 Just reaching the final furlong here. 1557 01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:25,600 The final Edward furlong. 1558 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:27,140 Edward G. Furlong. 1559 01:20:27,140 --> 01:20:31,400 From the Terminator 2 movie. 1560 01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,460 James Cameron's Terminator 2. 1561 01:20:35,120 --> 01:20:36,340 Judgment Day. 1562 01:20:38,980 --> 01:20:40,940 Will you go up the ladder? Yes. 1563 01:20:54,260 --> 01:21:00,240 The four-year speedrun is nearly over, courtesy of Aaron Flood Productions. 1564 01:21:01,580 --> 01:21:02,460 Stallwort. 1565 01:21:03,840 --> 01:21:08,420 Legendary strategist and synthesizer of the streams. 1566 01:21:10,320 --> 01:21:11,320 Who I'm... 1567 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:16,320 99% I got that shout-out in. 1568 01:21:16,440 --> 01:21:18,640 Although, I mean, we will have to play it back. 1569 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:20,860 We will have to play it back. 1570 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:21,520 But not today. 1571 01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:22,480 I don't want to be seen. 1572 01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:23,380 I don't want to be shown up. 1573 01:21:25,660 --> 01:21:28,080 Which wouldn't happen anyway, because it didn't happen. 1574 01:21:32,080 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1575 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1576 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1577 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1578 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1579 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1580 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1581 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1582 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1583 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1584 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:42,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1585 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1586 01:21:43,060 --> 01:21:44,060 Where's the fucking sound gone now? 1587 01:21:44,060 --> 01:21:48,060 How come ye can hear the sound? 1588 01:21:48,060 --> 01:21:52,440 How come ye can hear the sound? 1589 01:21:52,440 --> 01:21:54,300 This is output of sound. 1590 01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,060 But I can't hear it. 1591 01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:00,040 Unless my fucking... 1592 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:07,120 Okay, our headphones have gone down. 1593 01:22:08,260 --> 01:22:10,620 Okay, headphones. 1594 01:22:11,140 --> 01:22:12,340 Okay, this is still on. 1595 01:22:12,500 --> 01:22:15,660 But it's as if the fucking headphones have connected to something else. 1596 01:22:16,420 --> 01:22:18,380 Which is not good for us. 1597 01:22:19,960 --> 01:22:23,220 Open up that menu there and then go to our connected. 1598 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:24,240 It says disconnect. 1599 01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,840 Turn this off. 1600 01:22:31,840 --> 01:22:34,960 Turn this off. 1601 01:22:34,960 --> 01:23:04,940 Thank you. 1602 01:23:04,940 --> 01:23:34,920 Thank you. 1603 01:23:34,920 --> 01:24:04,900 Thank you. 1604 01:24:04,900 --> 01:24:34,880 Thank you. 1605 01:24:34,880 --> 01:25:04,860 Thank you. 1606 01:25:04,860 --> 01:25:34,840 Thank you. 1607 01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:36,840 Thank you. 1608 01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:38,840 Thank you. 1609 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,840 Thank you. 1610 01:25:40,840 --> 01:25:42,840 Thank you. 1611 01:25:42,840 --> 01:25:43,920 Fuck's sake. 1612 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,720 I wonder can I hear Farage? 1613 01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:49,440 If I played Farage. 1614 01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:53,600 If I can't hear Farage, it's not gonna work. 1615 01:25:55,840 --> 01:25:57,840 Farage. 1616 01:25:57,840 --> 01:26:05,840 Farage. 1617 01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:26,840 *Gunshot* 1618 01:26:26,840 --> 01:26:29,840 Yeah, it's combing through. Why can I not hear it? 1619 01:26:29,840 --> 01:26:33,840 *Gunshot* 1620 01:26:33,840 --> 01:27:01,840 *Gunshot* 1621 01:27:01,840 --> 01:27:03,840 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll get out! 1622 01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:21,960 Watch out there's a fucking fighter jet coming down we'll get out! 1623 01:27:24,920 --> 01:27:25,920 Literally... 1624 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:29,080 Bursting down the door trying to get in. 1625 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:31,080 *sigh* 1626 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:35,000 And they've got... 1627 01:27:37,000 --> 01:27:39,000 We've got him fucked as up. 1628 01:27:43,320 --> 01:27:47,640 You just can't trust fucking bluetooth at all. It's a waste. 1629 01:27:51,640 --> 01:27:54,600 We're back again okay right where the fuck am I going? 1630 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:56,600 *sad music* 1631 01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:05,080 Where's the P room key? I mean where's the power room? 1632 01:28:08,040 --> 01:28:15,520 Please hit me with the power room I need to know where that is fast. I don't have time here guys to be hanging around. 1633 01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:21,520 The speedrun has already been jeopardized by technical malfunctions and... what not. 1634 01:28:24,520 --> 01:28:27,520 *sigh* Go back to the elevator. Aaron Flood. Okay thank you very much. 1635 01:28:29,520 --> 01:28:31,520 *phone rings* The elevator is exactly where now? 1636 01:28:31,520 --> 01:28:33,520 *phone rings* 1637 01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:34,520 *phone rings* 1638 01:28:34,520 --> 01:28:41,520 *phone rings* I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1639 01:28:41,520 --> 01:29:09,500 Dallas. Dara Dermody, thank you very much. The elevator job. Is this the elevator we're talking about, guys? Is this the eleva- Oh, back to the- I know exactly where we're going. Okay. I know exactly where we're going. Maybe here. Maybe here. 1640 01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:36,940 Yeah, Galv27 is definitely correct when he says Flood is back in charge. Okay. News of Flood's demise was greatly exaggerated. It seems as though there was a pretender to his throne. Stand proud and look to the horizon. Thank you very much there for that tip. 1641 01:29:36,940 --> 01:30:00,700 There was a pretender to the throne and right now we're entering a section known as Endgame. It's not going to be everybody's cup of tea. I understand that. But what it is and what it will do and what it will show us is that speedruns come at a cost. Come at a premium. 1642 01:30:04,380 --> 01:30:07,100 That premium sometimes can be sanity. 1643 01:30:15,740 --> 01:30:20,460 We've got that P room key and we've used it. It's useless. Discard it. Get rid of it. 1644 01:30:28,380 --> 01:30:49,020 And proud. Thank you very much there, Dara Dermody. Cheers for the birthday wishes. Looking forward to a bit of Farage. Look, I was more upset with not the Guinness boys getting fucking blown away, but- Ha! Look at the shade of that cunt. He's- He's a mean- He's a mean- Looking bastard. 1645 01:30:53,020 --> 01:31:13,020 *Sarcastically* 1646 01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:15,020 Nooooo! 1647 01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:16,020 Here we go. 1648 01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:22,020 Terminator 2'd into a pit of lather and then a little bit of sass. 1649 01:31:22,020 --> 01:31:25,020 From clear there as well. 1650 01:31:25,020 --> 01:31:32,020 It was a lovely piece of smelting that got dealt there. 1651 01:31:32,020 --> 01:31:34,020 Whoever dealt it got smelted. 1652 01:31:34,020 --> 01:31:44,020 And it looks like we're well on our way here to an absolutely enthralling and ball-bustingly beautiful finale. 1653 01:31:44,020 --> 01:31:47,020 Everything is all set up. 1654 01:31:47,020 --> 01:31:51,020 The auto-destruct system is active. 1655 01:31:51,020 --> 01:31:54,020 Where's Tommy? Thank you very much. 1656 01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:56,020 And Conrad01. 1657 01:31:56,020 --> 01:31:58,020 *Sarcastically* 1658 01:31:58,020 --> 01:32:05,020 Thank you very much for that beautiful, gorgeous and enlightening tip. 1659 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:09,020 All I know is that Farage awaits. 1660 01:32:09,020 --> 01:32:14,020 A caraj of Farage does await us. 1661 01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:17,020 And we are on the fucking move. 1662 01:32:17,020 --> 01:32:18,020 Oscar Mike. 1663 01:32:18,020 --> 01:32:19,020 OTM. 1664 01:32:19,020 --> 01:32:24,020 We're off the ball podcasting our way to success. 1665 01:32:24,020 --> 01:32:25,020 And what's that? 1666 01:32:25,020 --> 01:32:26,020 He's back. 1667 01:32:26,020 --> 01:32:27,020 And he's pissed. 1668 01:32:27,020 --> 01:32:33,020 This time he's gonna come back harder and bigger and stronger. 1669 01:32:33,020 --> 01:32:36,020 And the kid has got lost again. 1670 01:32:36,020 --> 01:32:39,020 Much to my dismay. 1671 01:32:39,020 --> 01:32:48,020 The idea that I have to fucking find this kid again now and make sure she's not dead is sickening my mind. 1672 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:50,020 And my sense of self as well. 1673 01:32:50,020 --> 01:32:53,020 The hoops I've had to jump through. 1674 01:32:53,020 --> 01:32:55,020 In order to... 1675 01:32:55,020 --> 01:32:57,020 Am I going the right way here? 1676 01:32:57,020 --> 01:33:01,020 Am I going the right way? 1677 01:33:01,020 --> 01:33:04,020 Or do I go downstairs? 1678 01:33:04,020 --> 01:33:07,020 Nyle Flynn, how are ya? 1679 01:33:07,020 --> 01:33:08,020 Sereswitz, how are ya? 1680 01:33:08,020 --> 01:33:09,020 Big Larry, cool. 1681 01:33:09,020 --> 01:33:11,020 Pestiland Caden, thank you very much. 1682 01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:13,020 Welchna, thank you very much. 1683 01:33:13,020 --> 01:33:20,020 All employees, come to the next platform. 1684 01:33:20,020 --> 01:33:25,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1685 01:33:25,020 --> 01:33:38,020 Do do do do do do do do do do do. 1686 01:33:38,020 --> 01:33:40,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1687 01:33:40,020 --> 01:33:45,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1688 01:33:45,020 --> 01:33:48,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1689 01:33:48,020 --> 01:33:53,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1690 01:33:53,020 --> 01:33:58,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1691 01:33:58,020 --> 01:34:02,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1692 01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:06,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1693 01:34:06,020 --> 01:34:10,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1694 01:34:10,020 --> 01:34:12,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1695 01:34:12,020 --> 01:34:14,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1696 01:34:14,020 --> 01:34:16,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1697 01:34:16,020 --> 01:34:18,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1698 01:34:18,020 --> 01:34:20,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1699 01:34:20,020 --> 01:34:22,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1700 01:34:22,020 --> 01:34:24,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1701 01:34:24,020 --> 01:34:26,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1702 01:34:26,020 --> 01:34:28,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1703 01:34:28,020 --> 01:34:30,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1704 01:34:30,020 --> 01:34:32,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1705 01:34:32,020 --> 01:34:34,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1706 01:34:34,020 --> 01:34:36,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1707 01:34:36,020 --> 01:34:38,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1708 01:34:38,020 --> 01:34:40,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1709 01:34:40,020 --> 01:34:42,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1710 01:34:42,020 --> 01:34:44,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1711 01:34:44,020 --> 01:34:46,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1712 01:34:46,020 --> 01:34:48,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1713 01:34:48,020 --> 01:34:50,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1714 01:34:50,020 --> 01:34:52,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1715 01:34:52,020 --> 01:34:54,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1716 01:34:54,020 --> 01:34:56,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1717 01:34:56,020 --> 01:34:58,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1718 01:34:58,020 --> 01:35:00,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1719 01:35:00,020 --> 01:35:02,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1720 01:35:02,020 --> 01:35:04,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1721 01:35:04,020 --> 01:35:06,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1722 01:35:06,020 --> 01:35:08,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1723 01:35:08,020 --> 01:35:10,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1724 01:35:10,020 --> 01:35:12,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1725 01:35:12,020 --> 01:35:14,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1726 01:35:14,020 --> 01:35:16,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1727 01:35:16,020 --> 01:35:18,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1728 01:35:18,020 --> 01:35:20,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1729 01:35:20,020 --> 01:35:22,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1730 01:35:22,020 --> 01:35:24,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1731 01:35:24,020 --> 01:35:26,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1732 01:35:26,020 --> 01:35:28,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1733 01:35:28,020 --> 01:35:30,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1734 01:35:30,020 --> 01:35:32,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1735 01:35:32,020 --> 01:35:34,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1736 01:35:34,020 --> 01:35:36,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1737 01:35:36,020 --> 01:35:38,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1738 01:35:38,020 --> 01:35:40,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1739 01:35:40,020 --> 01:35:42,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1740 01:35:42,020 --> 01:35:44,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1741 01:35:44,020 --> 01:35:46,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1742 01:35:46,020 --> 01:35:48,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1743 01:35:48,020 --> 01:35:50,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1744 01:35:50,020 --> 01:35:52,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1745 01:35:52,020 --> 01:35:54,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1746 01:35:54,020 --> 01:35:56,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1747 01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:58,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1748 01:35:58,020 --> 01:36:00,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1749 01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:02,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1750 01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:04,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1751 01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:06,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1752 01:36:06,020 --> 01:36:08,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1753 01:36:08,020 --> 01:36:10,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1754 01:36:10,020 --> 01:36:12,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1755 01:36:12,020 --> 01:36:14,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1756 01:36:14,020 --> 01:36:16,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1757 01:36:16,020 --> 01:36:18,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1758 01:36:18,020 --> 01:36:20,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1759 01:36:20,020 --> 01:36:22,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1760 01:36:22,020 --> 01:36:24,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1761 01:36:24,020 --> 01:36:26,020 All employees, please come to the platform. 1762 01:36:26,020 --> 01:36:28,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1763 01:36:28,020 --> 01:36:30,020 We'll get out! 1764 01:36:30,020 --> 01:36:32,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1765 01:36:32,020 --> 01:36:34,020 We'll get out! 1766 01:36:34,020 --> 01:36:36,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1767 01:36:36,020 --> 01:36:38,020 We'll get out! 1768 01:36:38,020 --> 01:36:40,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1769 01:36:40,020 --> 01:36:42,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1770 01:36:42,020 --> 01:36:44,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1771 01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:46,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1772 01:36:46,020 --> 01:36:48,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1773 01:36:48,020 --> 01:36:50,020 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1774 01:36:50,020 --> 01:36:52,020 Turn that down a bit, sorry. 1775 01:36:52,020 --> 01:36:54,020 Here we go. 1776 01:36:54,020 --> 01:36:58,020 Get your fucking seat belts on. 1777 01:36:58,020 --> 01:37:00,020 It's gonna be a bumpy ride. 1778 01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:04,020 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1779 01:37:04,020 --> 01:37:06,020 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1780 01:37:06,020 --> 01:37:08,020 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1781 01:37:08,020 --> 01:37:10,020 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1782 01:37:16,020 --> 01:37:20,020 Lovely sound of a tractor going by there just to throw in a bit of fucking ambience. 1783 01:37:20,020 --> 01:37:24,020 John Wayne, thank you very much for the tip. 1784 01:37:24,020 --> 01:37:27,020 Marty Marcy's underground sex palace, thank you. 1785 01:37:27,020 --> 01:37:31,020 Harl Kynes bunk flaster, thank you very much. 1786 01:37:31,020 --> 01:37:33,020 Where am I going, lads? 1787 01:37:33,020 --> 01:37:35,020 Don't leave me hanging here. 1788 01:37:35,020 --> 01:37:37,020 Why have to take that fucking elevator? 1789 01:37:37,020 --> 01:37:41,020 I keep forgetting that's an elevator because there's a terminal in it. 1790 01:37:41,020 --> 01:37:47,020 And it keeps on saying you've not got the key and then you're forgetting there's a fucking elevator button to press. 1791 01:37:47,020 --> 01:37:50,020 It's like, it's an elevator but it's also something else. 1792 01:37:50,020 --> 01:37:58,020 Lads, you should have done better with the game design there because you're throwing people off the scent of what things literally are. 1793 01:37:58,020 --> 01:38:10,020 Now. 1794 01:38:10,020 --> 01:38:11,020 I'm going to go. 1795 01:38:11,020 --> 01:38:12,020 Where am I going now? 1796 01:38:12,020 --> 01:38:13,020 I'm going to go. 1797 01:38:13,020 --> 01:38:14,020 I'm going to go. 1798 01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:20,900 with the owl lady out in the fucking out on this bit i think we've got an fmv here we go 1799 01:38:22,580 --> 01:38:37,460 crank up the video volume for you mom mom sherry you're my escape mommy's gone i know i've been a 1800 01:38:37,460 --> 01:38:41,860 terrible mother but i still love you you were shy forgive me 1801 01:38:45,700 --> 01:39:02,900 mom she was shy sherry we have to go now 1802 01:39:07,140 --> 01:39:10,500 she was shy anyway i wouldn't miss her 1803 01:39:15,940 --> 01:39:21,460 what's that she left us in lovely peace it's a gun it's not loaded 1804 01:39:29,140 --> 01:39:37,380 come on to pick up the thing uh you've got the master key will you take it of course i will have nothing 1805 01:39:37,380 --> 01:39:43,380 fucking else to do i want to get out of here now 1806 01:39:46,500 --> 01:39:53,620 back this way sherry there's no time to go back but why i mean you've got the you have the master key 1807 01:40:00,500 --> 01:40:06,100 sorry just need to go back and make sure they're according to jordan stevenson we should put a few 1808 01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:10,660 rounds into her just to make sure sorry sherry 1809 01:40:13,300 --> 01:40:22,100 sorry sherry your mom's fucked and we need to make sure she doesn't come back again 1810 01:40:22,100 --> 01:40:25,620 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1811 01:40:25,720 --> 01:40:26,060 We'll get out! 1812 01:40:38,800 --> 01:40:40,700 I'm so, so sorry, Sherry. 1813 01:40:41,020 --> 01:40:42,800 I didn't want it to be like this. 1814 01:40:43,860 --> 01:40:45,700 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1815 01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:46,140 We'll get out! 1816 01:40:46,140 --> 01:40:54,800 Sherry, don't worry, we'll get you counselling. 1817 01:40:55,640 --> 01:41:00,080 There's going to be so much help for you, for a child of your situation. 1818 01:41:00,320 --> 01:41:01,160 It'll be grand. 1819 01:41:01,780 --> 01:41:03,520 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1820 01:41:03,520 --> 01:41:03,960 We'll get out! 1821 01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:12,420 I'm so, so sorry, Sherry. 1822 01:41:12,420 --> 01:41:18,740 She's fucking gone! 1823 01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:23,260 She's fucking gone! 1824 01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,500 Watch out, there's a fucking fighter jet coming down. 1825 01:41:25,600 --> 01:41:25,940 We'll get out! 1826 01:41:26,600 --> 01:41:29,820 You guys know anything about that cone that just got dropped? 1827 01:41:32,320 --> 01:41:32,840 Good. 1828 01:41:32,940 --> 01:41:34,320 Shit ain't easy around this town. 1829 01:41:34,500 --> 01:41:36,800 We got four bad-looking hombres. 1830 01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:38,740 Fun time's over, guys. 1831 01:41:38,960 --> 01:41:39,880 Get the fuck down. 1832 01:41:40,060 --> 01:41:40,780 Where's your son? 1833 01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:41,660 I don't know! 1834 01:41:41,980 --> 01:41:43,180 Got any identification? 1835 01:41:43,660 --> 01:41:44,320 Don't resist! 1836 01:41:44,500 --> 01:41:45,700 Where's your goddamn son? 1837 01:41:45,840 --> 01:41:47,900 You need backup, it's getting hot down here. 1838 01:41:47,980 --> 01:41:48,760 Don't move, buddy! 1839 01:41:49,040 --> 01:41:50,860 Tell me where your goddamn son is. 1840 01:41:50,920 --> 01:41:51,700 He's got a piece! 1841 01:41:51,880 --> 01:41:53,940 I just killed one of those ballads, Joey. 1842 01:41:54,180 --> 01:41:55,540 I saw him reachin' for somethin'. 1843 01:41:55,540 --> 01:41:57,560 Hey, Essays. 1844 01:41:57,900 --> 01:41:58,860 You use this machine? 1845 01:41:59,060 --> 01:42:00,400 Yeah, it spins nice. 1846 01:42:00,620 --> 01:42:01,540 Talkin' to you, kid. 1847 01:42:01,660 --> 01:42:02,400 Stay quiet. 1848 01:42:02,560 --> 01:42:03,560 Where's the fabric soft? 1849 01:42:03,720 --> 01:42:04,540 He's got a piece! 1850 01:42:04,680 --> 01:42:05,480 Put away the gun! 1851 01:42:05,620 --> 01:42:06,780 I just dropped another one. 1852 01:42:06,860 --> 01:42:07,300 Oh, shit. 1853 01:42:07,620 --> 01:42:08,260 Stay there. 1854 01:42:08,620 --> 01:42:09,540 White stripe, nice. 1855 01:42:09,620 --> 01:42:10,460 What about this guy? 1856 01:42:10,560 --> 01:42:11,400 Put away the gun now! 1857 01:42:11,540 --> 01:42:12,960 You fuckin' cone! 1858 01:42:13,040 --> 01:42:15,120 I just killed another goddamn cone! 1859 01:42:15,120 --> 01:42:15,660 Oh, ho, ho, ho! 1860 01:42:15,660 --> 01:42:18,320 I don't know what the fuck is happening, baby! 1861 01:42:18,320 --> 01:42:20,860 You crazy motherfucker, Bowie. 1862 01:42:23,320 --> 01:42:23,900 Watch out! 1863 01:42:23,940 --> 01:42:25,100 There's a fuckin' firejack comin' down! 1864 01:42:25,100 --> 01:42:28,500 We're back again to finish off the job we fuckin' started. 1865 01:42:29,060 --> 01:42:30,060 It's a sick bit of business. 1866 01:42:30,560 --> 01:42:33,580 Nobody wants to kill some poor girl's mother, but we did it. 1867 01:42:33,940 --> 01:42:34,280 And look. 1868 01:42:34,940 --> 01:42:36,020 The fuckin' good job. 1869 01:42:36,100 --> 01:42:37,320 She's not comin' back as well. 1870 01:42:38,100 --> 01:42:39,020 She was a loser! 1871 01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:40,100 There's a fuckin' good job. 1872 01:42:40,100 --> 01:42:40,860 There's no time to go that way. 1873 01:42:40,860 --> 01:42:42,200 We need to go this way. 1874 01:42:45,060 --> 01:42:46,560 Now the kid is staying there. 1875 01:42:46,640 --> 01:42:47,140 She's not comin'. 1876 01:42:47,140 --> 01:42:47,460 Come on. 1877 01:42:48,020 --> 01:42:48,560 Come on! 1878 01:42:51,440 --> 01:42:52,020 Come on! 1879 01:42:56,680 --> 01:42:57,440 Anaconda G! 1880 01:43:04,020 --> 01:43:04,980 Anaconda! 1881 01:43:05,980 --> 01:43:07,520 Thanks for the tip! 1882 01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:15,100 And the Anaconda G virus has been synthesized by a lot of these Umbrella Corporation types. 1883 01:43:15,240 --> 01:43:19,800 Let's just save the game just before we get in this elevator, because there might be a bit of fuckin' doings goin' on. 1884 01:43:20,280 --> 01:43:23,620 We don't want to fuckin' get absolutely shammed out of it. 1885 01:43:23,680 --> 01:43:24,800 Let's save the progress. 1886 01:43:28,320 --> 01:43:28,760 Farage. 1887 01:43:29,480 --> 01:43:30,480 Farage awaits. 1888 01:43:34,520 --> 01:43:37,020 I'd love to see a Farage mod of this game. 1889 01:43:37,520 --> 01:43:41,020 Maybe actually just quick check of the box there to... 1890 01:43:41,960 --> 01:43:44,020 Make sure that we've got, um... 1891 01:43:44,900 --> 01:43:45,740 The rocket launcher. 1892 01:43:45,740 --> 01:43:48,740 I don't want to go into this fight with just... 1893 01:43:49,960 --> 01:43:50,960 The submachine gun. 1894 01:43:51,040 --> 01:43:53,740 It could really be a drawback compared to what we're... 1895 01:43:54,320 --> 01:43:54,920 We're facing. 1896 01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:57,460 Gatling gun? 1897 01:43:57,560 --> 01:43:57,820 Nah. 1898 01:43:58,020 --> 01:43:58,620 Rocket launcher? 1899 01:43:58,860 --> 01:43:59,220 Yeah. 1900 01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:01,840 All employees. 1901 01:44:01,980 --> 01:44:04,700 Report to the fuckin' bathroom. 1902 01:44:06,660 --> 01:44:07,740 All employees. 1903 01:44:07,740 --> 01:44:09,520 Please report to the bathroom. 1904 01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:12,360 The... 1905 01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:12,920 The... 1906 01:44:12,920 --> 01:44:14,120 The second platform. 1907 01:44:20,840 --> 01:44:21,600 Here we go. 1908 01:44:21,600 --> 01:44:21,600 Here we go. 1909 01:44:25,100 --> 01:44:27,100 *Pick* 1910 01:44:27,100 --> 01:44:29,100 *Pick* 1911 01:44:29,100 --> 01:44:54,100 *SkyHone* 1912 01:44:55,100 --> 01:44:59,100 What if they complete the rest of the game like this speedrun like none other? 1913 01:45:00,100 --> 01:45:02,100 Speedrun like none other. 1914 01:45:04,100 --> 01:45:06,100 Can hardly see what's going on here guys. 1915 01:45:06,100 --> 01:45:09,100 But I tell you something, Guinness are interested. 1916 01:45:14,100 --> 01:45:16,100 Oh god we got some shite. 1917 01:45:21,100 --> 01:45:29,100 Yeah I'm not going to be able to do that. We just need to fucking roll with the punches here and try and see what we can achieve against all the odds. 1918 01:45:32,100 --> 01:45:34,100 *SkyHone* 1919 01:45:35,100 --> 01:45:36,100 Can't remember this bit. 1920 01:45:38,100 --> 01:45:39,100 Years. 1921 01:45:39,100 --> 01:45:41,100 Only probably ever played this bit once. 1922 01:45:42,100 --> 01:45:45,100 Leah I've started a scenario countless times. 1923 01:45:45,100 --> 01:45:48,100 And we've got something on the floor there. It's a lovely bit of shiny stuff. 1924 01:45:48,100 --> 01:45:51,100 It's a platform key which will be utilized... 1925 01:45:52,100 --> 01:45:53,100 *SkyHone* 1926 01:45:53,100 --> 01:45:54,100 Very quickly here. 1927 01:45:54,100 --> 01:45:55,100 Worth saving? 1928 01:45:55,100 --> 01:45:56,100 I don't think so. 1929 01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:58,100 I've got the spirit... 1930 01:45:59,100 --> 01:46:00,100 *SkyHone* 1931 01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:01,100 Of a lion cub. 1932 01:46:01,100 --> 01:46:02,100 The mind... 1933 01:46:02,100 --> 01:46:03,100 Of a man... 1934 01:46:03,100 --> 01:46:04,100 Of a man... 1935 01:46:05,100 --> 01:46:06,100 And the fucking tenacity... 1936 01:46:07,100 --> 01:46:08,100 Of a werewolf. 1937 01:46:09,100 --> 01:46:10,100 Doesn't really... 1938 01:46:11,100 --> 01:46:12,100 Get any better than that. 1939 01:46:12,100 --> 01:46:13,100 *SkyHone* 1940 01:46:15,100 --> 01:46:17,100 Power supply. What the fuck? Come on! 1941 01:46:18,100 --> 01:46:19,100 *SkyHone* 1942 01:46:20,100 --> 01:46:21,100 *SkyHone* 1943 01:46:21,100 --> 01:46:22,100 *SkyHone* 1944 01:46:24,100 --> 01:46:26,100 Insufficient power? You're joking me! 1945 01:46:26,100 --> 01:46:27,100 *SkyHone* 1946 01:46:27,100 --> 01:46:28,100 *SkyHone* 1947 01:46:28,100 --> 01:46:29,100 *SkyHone* 1948 01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:30,100 *SkyHone* 1949 01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:31,100 *SkyHone* 1950 01:46:31,100 --> 01:46:32,100 *SkyHone* 1951 01:46:32,100 --> 01:46:33,100 *SkyHone* 1952 01:46:33,100 --> 01:46:34,100 *SkyHone* 1953 01:46:34,100 --> 01:46:35,100 *SkyHone* 1954 01:46:35,100 --> 01:46:38,100 We're reaching higher and higher levels of GIMP. 1955 01:46:38,100 --> 01:46:39,100 *SkyHone* 1956 01:46:39,100 --> 01:46:40,100 *SkyHone* 1957 01:46:40,100 --> 01:46:41,100 *SkyHone* 1958 01:46:41,100 --> 01:46:42,100 *SkyHone* 1959 01:46:42,100 --> 01:46:43,100 *SkyHone* 1960 01:46:43,100 --> 01:46:44,100 What's this? The power yuck? 1961 01:46:44,100 --> 01:46:45,100 *SkyHone* 1962 01:46:45,100 --> 01:46:47,100 Power is not supplied. Come on! 1963 01:46:47,100 --> 01:46:48,100 *SkyHone* 1964 01:46:48,100 --> 01:46:49,100 *SkyHone* 1965 01:46:49,100 --> 01:46:58,480 it's gonna be a boss battle down at the powerhouse Oh great 1966 01:46:58,480 --> 01:47:01,480 huh 1967 01:47:01,480 --> 01:47:29,680 five minutes until detonation it's getting it's getting tense this is it 1968 01:47:29,680 --> 01:47:43,120 doesn't get much tenser than this I should have followed that big arrow down there 1969 01:47:43,120 --> 01:47:57,880 shouldn't I before I took the bridge a fucking waste of time waste of time that big arrow 1970 01:47:57,880 --> 01:48:27,820 will you take the joint s plug yeah will you 1971 01:48:27,820 --> 01:48:40,360 take the red plug yeah then what you do with these then power plug then down 1972 01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:52,900 follow the arrow to this next room it's 1973 01:48:52,900 --> 01:49:05,440 oh for fuck's sake what a waste of time this was just show us the end of the game 1974 01:49:05,440 --> 01:49:17,980 great stuff here we go 1975 01:49:17,980 --> 01:49:30,520 he's pathetic fuck fuck fuck fuck 1976 01:49:30,520 --> 01:49:43,060 you lose big guy stupid stupid script work there 1977 01:49:43,060 --> 01:49:55,600 but it really really sends it all home and look at how easy that fellow was he was rubbish the guy who is absolutely rubbish is there is there something I need to do 1978 01:49:55,600 --> 01:50:08,140 do I have to press anything here okay that's already done he fucking did well actually didn't he came at me with some aplomb 1979 01:50:08,140 --> 01:50:10,140 The bastard. 1980 01:50:34,140 --> 01:50:36,140 How you getting dead, Lance? 1981 01:50:36,140 --> 01:50:38,140 How you doing? 1982 01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:43,140 Watch this, man. Gonna take care of these fucking assholes with one fell swoop. 1983 01:50:43,140 --> 01:50:45,140 Very nice. 1984 01:50:45,140 --> 01:50:49,140 There's another one for you there, hey. 1985 01:50:49,140 --> 01:50:51,140 And there's another one for you. 1986 01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:54,140 I can hear you shuffling around, lads. 1987 01:50:54,140 --> 01:50:57,140 Don't make me whip out the sub. 1988 01:50:57,140 --> 01:51:00,140 It's a fucking foot lag. 1989 01:51:00,140 --> 01:51:03,140 I can hear them drop bodies, they're dropping. 1990 01:51:03,140 --> 01:51:07,140 Sweet. 1991 01:51:07,140 --> 01:51:12,140 Sweet baby Jesus. 1992 01:51:12,140 --> 01:51:23,820 Fuck. Give me strength. 1993 01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:26,140 Give me strength. 1994 01:51:30,660 --> 01:51:32,060 The tunnel gate 1995 01:51:32,060 --> 01:51:33,160 isn't open yet. 1996 01:51:39,540 --> 01:51:40,220 Fuck. 1997 01:51:41,220 --> 01:51:43,840 Somebody, if there's something I need to know, 1998 01:51:44,840 --> 01:51:46,720 you need to tell me now. 1999 01:52:03,120 --> 01:52:07,100 I just want to see a load of fucking Japanese names on a screen going up. 2000 01:52:07,680 --> 01:52:09,580 That's all I want to see right now. 2001 01:52:10,300 --> 01:52:11,920 Will you move the lever, yeah? 2002 01:52:15,920 --> 01:52:16,840 Yes! 2003 01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:17,460 Yes! 2004 01:52:17,460 --> 01:52:23,380 Leon! 2005 01:52:23,380 --> 01:52:24,000 Leon! 2006 01:52:24,000 --> 01:52:24,500 Hurry up! 2007 01:52:24,500 --> 01:52:26,000 Leon! 2008 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,000 Leon! 2009 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,000 Leon! 2010 01:52:26,000 --> 01:52:26,620 Leon! 2011 01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:28,620 Leon! 2012 01:52:28,620 --> 01:52:28,620 No! 2013 01:52:28,620 --> 01:52:29,620 No! 2014 01:52:29,620 --> 01:52:30,540 Stay down! 2015 01:52:30,540 --> 01:52:31,160 Stay down! 2016 01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:31,160 Stay down! 2017 01:52:31,160 --> 01:52:33,160 Stay down! 2018 01:52:33,160 --> 01:52:35,080 Are you okay? 2019 01:52:35,080 --> 01:52:37,080 *Sigh* 2020 01:52:37,080 --> 01:52:39,080 *thud* 2021 01:52:40,760 --> 01:52:41,640 Leon! 2022 01:52:43,240 --> 01:52:44,360 Stay down! 2023 01:52:52,000 --> 01:52:53,320 Are you okay? 2024 01:52:53,880 --> 01:52:55,080 Yes, I'm fine. 2025 01:52:58,600 --> 01:52:59,640 It's over. 2026 01:53:00,520 --> 01:53:01,080 No. 2027 01:53:01,880 --> 01:53:02,680 *cough* 2028 01:53:02,680 --> 01:53:04,520 I have to find my brother. 2029 01:53:05,720 --> 01:53:06,920 It's just the beginning. 2030 01:53:07,880 --> 01:53:09,320 It's just the beginning. 2031 01:53:09,880 --> 01:53:12,120 Camerad01, thank you very much. 2032 01:53:13,160 --> 01:53:13,720 Beautiful. 2033 01:53:14,840 --> 01:53:15,400 Well done. 2034 01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:21,160 Piece of a scared gazelle has worked out. 2035 01:53:22,360 --> 01:53:23,480 Fantastic news. 2036 01:53:27,320 --> 01:53:27,960 Or is it? 2037 01:53:28,840 --> 01:53:30,920 Don't tell me we've got something else to do here. 2038 01:53:34,520 --> 01:53:35,400 What's this now? 2039 01:53:35,560 --> 01:53:37,560 Oh, fuck. 2040 01:53:37,560 --> 01:53:39,820 What was that? 2041 01:53:48,360 --> 01:53:48,960 Warning. 2042 01:53:49,640 --> 01:53:51,220 Biohazardous outbreak imminent. 2043 01:53:51,780 --> 01:53:53,980 The emergency system has been activated. 2044 01:53:54,420 --> 01:53:55,580 This train will detonate. 2045 01:53:56,100 --> 01:53:57,860 Repeat, this train will detonate. 2046 01:53:58,420 --> 01:54:01,360 How can the train fucking detonate, man? 2047 01:54:02,100 --> 01:54:02,580 No! 2048 01:54:02,920 --> 01:54:04,500 What's wrong with this thing? 2049 01:54:04,500 --> 01:54:05,660 I don't know. 2050 01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:07,060 The door won't open. 2051 01:54:11,840 --> 01:54:12,800 Fucking hell. 2052 01:54:14,780 --> 01:54:16,600 Are they just throwing this in now? 2053 01:54:17,900 --> 01:54:19,060 The PC version. 2054 01:54:19,160 --> 01:54:20,200 I can't remember doing this. 2055 01:54:24,400 --> 01:54:24,920 Lovely. 2056 01:54:25,080 --> 01:54:25,580 Here we go. 2057 01:54:26,500 --> 01:54:27,780 He's gonna be nothing to me. 2058 01:54:28,700 --> 01:54:30,900 This guy's gonna be nothing to me. 2059 01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:36,720 I'm ready for you. 2060 01:54:36,720 --> 01:54:39,080 More than I've ever been in my life. 2061 01:54:41,740 --> 01:54:42,460 You dirt. 2062 01:54:43,180 --> 01:54:45,120 You fucking squidgy dirt. 2063 01:54:47,280 --> 01:54:51,340 What a sick, sick piece of trash you are. 2064 01:54:55,340 --> 01:54:56,740 Lovely opera singing in the... 2065 01:54:56,740 --> 01:55:00,740 Watch this. 2066 01:55:01,820 --> 01:55:02,760 You ready to eat? 2067 01:55:03,120 --> 01:55:04,440 Because I got the food for you. 2068 01:55:04,440 --> 01:55:05,440 You're fucked. 2069 01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:05,440 You're fucked. 2070 01:55:05,440 --> 01:55:17,420 You're fucked. 2071 01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:17,420 You're fucked. 2072 01:55:17,420 --> 01:55:21,520 What the fuck? 2073 01:55:21,520 --> 01:55:25,780 Why isn't she moving? 2074 01:55:25,780 --> 01:55:37,640 What the fuck? 2075 01:55:37,860 --> 01:55:38,780 Why isn't she moving? 2076 01:55:38,980 --> 01:55:40,180 Is this still part of the game? 2077 01:55:42,760 --> 01:55:43,760 It's the power to the video. 2078 01:55:45,440 --> 01:55:46,760 Just a load of sludge. 2079 01:55:47,980 --> 01:55:49,100 Bio sludge. 2080 01:55:55,040 --> 01:55:56,600 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2081 01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:57,980 Sorry about this. 2082 01:55:59,600 --> 01:56:00,760 Do they ever stop? 2083 01:56:02,040 --> 01:56:03,040 Warning. 2084 01:56:03,040 --> 01:56:03,080 Warning. 2085 01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:03,080 Warning. 2086 01:56:03,080 --> 01:56:04,080 Warning. 2087 01:56:04,080 --> 01:56:06,820 The self-destruct system has been activated. 2088 01:56:06,820 --> 01:56:09,620 Each train compartment will detonate sequentially. 2089 01:56:09,620 --> 01:56:10,280 Repeat. 2090 01:56:10,280 --> 01:56:10,980 What? 2091 01:56:12,980 --> 01:56:14,780 Leon, stop the train! 2092 01:56:14,900 --> 01:56:15,480 I can't. 2093 01:56:15,740 --> 01:56:17,440 The door to the controller is locked. 2094 01:56:17,540 --> 01:56:17,860 What? 2095 01:56:20,860 --> 01:56:22,020 What is it? 2096 01:56:22,340 --> 01:56:22,900 Sherry? 2097 01:56:23,080 --> 01:56:23,720 Get back! 2098 01:56:27,720 --> 01:56:37,100 That's what I felt like. 2099 01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:38,280 Claire! 2100 01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:39,840 Where are you? 2101 01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:46,680 You don't give up, do you? 2102 01:56:48,840 --> 01:56:49,360 Sherry! 2103 01:56:49,640 --> 01:56:50,540 What are you doing? 2104 01:56:50,740 --> 01:56:52,300 We have to stop the train, right? 2105 01:56:52,720 --> 01:56:53,360 I can do it! 2106 01:56:53,360 --> 01:56:53,920 Sherry! 2107 01:56:54,200 --> 01:56:55,100 Haha, a kid! 2108 01:56:55,100 --> 01:56:56,200 You're resistant, aren't you? 2109 01:56:56,740 --> 01:56:57,780 Well, come and get it! 2110 01:56:57,780 --> 01:56:59,840 How's a kid managing to save the day here? 2111 01:57:01,200 --> 01:57:02,940 Leon's Westlife hair look. 2112 01:57:02,940 --> 01:57:07,140 Hmm. 2113 01:57:07,560 --> 01:57:09,240 Which one's the right switch? 2114 01:57:09,760 --> 01:57:10,740 Maybe this one? 2115 01:57:12,340 --> 01:57:12,860 Sherry! 2116 01:57:12,980 --> 01:57:13,420 Claire! 2117 01:57:14,020 --> 01:57:14,320 Ah! 2118 01:57:16,020 --> 01:57:17,700 Can't hold on much longer. 2119 01:57:18,320 --> 01:57:20,060 Push the switch over there! 2120 01:57:20,620 --> 01:57:21,240 Got it! 2121 01:57:21,240 --> 01:57:21,240 Got it! 2122 01:57:30,820 --> 01:57:46,560 I'm happy with the bleed right now. 2123 01:57:46,560 --> 01:57:50,280 We need to get Dara Maloney on the move here. 2124 01:57:50,280 --> 01:58:07,280 That is. 2125 01:58:07,280 --> 01:58:12,280 Lovely jazz. 2126 01:58:12,280 --> 01:58:16,280 Look, the kid, Sherry looks like a fella look. 2127 01:58:16,280 --> 01:58:19,280 Looks like a little man. 2128 01:58:19,280 --> 01:58:20,280 Has he caught it? 2129 01:58:20,280 --> 01:58:21,280 Rock! 2130 01:58:21,280 --> 01:58:24,280 Oh, what a brilliant goalkeeper, but it's come back out to Bascarel. 2131 01:58:24,280 --> 01:58:26,280 Can he redeem himself? 2132 01:58:26,280 --> 01:58:27,280 Bascarel, Mannion! 2133 01:58:27,280 --> 01:58:30,280 I'm happy with the bleed right now. 2134 01:58:30,280 --> 01:58:32,280 Before Mannion decided, you know what? 2135 01:58:32,280 --> 01:58:34,280 I'd just like the lead right now. 2136 01:58:34,280 --> 01:58:36,280 Yeah, it looked like they'd lost the chance. 2137 01:58:36,280 --> 01:58:40,280 I actually need to isolate that lead right now clip there. 2138 01:58:40,280 --> 01:58:43,280 And that's us done with the Claire B scenario. 2139 01:58:43,280 --> 01:58:45,280 I was hoping against Hope. 2140 01:58:45,280 --> 01:58:48,280 I was hoping we'd see a big long list of Japanese names there. 2141 01:58:48,280 --> 01:58:50,280 We didn't get anything. 2142 01:58:50,280 --> 01:58:52,280 But we got a lovely bit of jazz piano. 2143 01:58:52,280 --> 01:58:54,280 You can play hard scenario. 2144 01:58:54,280 --> 01:58:55,280 Oh, here we go. 2145 01:58:55,280 --> 01:58:56,280 Look at this. 2146 01:58:56,280 --> 01:58:57,280 Is this it? 2147 01:58:57,280 --> 01:59:02,280 Stars member Brad became a living dead. 2148 01:59:02,280 --> 01:59:06,280 He's roaming around somewhere in the police station, possessing the special key. 2149 01:59:06,280 --> 01:59:10,280 Reach to the police station without getting any items. 2150 01:59:10,280 --> 01:59:12,280 Reach to the police station. 2151 01:59:18,280 --> 01:59:20,280 And what about the, uh, have we any... 2152 01:59:20,280 --> 01:59:24,280 There is no end credits. 2153 01:59:24,280 --> 01:59:26,280 How, how sickening is that? 2154 01:59:26,280 --> 01:59:28,280 I was hoping for a big... 2155 01:59:28,280 --> 01:59:30,280 Unless I accidentally pressed... 2156 01:59:31,280 --> 01:59:33,280 Because it usually is between the FMV. 2157 01:59:33,280 --> 01:59:36,280 I think I might have pressed the button and skipped that. 2158 01:59:36,280 --> 01:59:38,280 But what a load of bullshit that was. 2159 01:59:38,280 --> 01:59:42,280 That ending was a load of stuff that they just crammed in at the end. 2160 01:59:42,280 --> 01:59:44,280 It was unnecessary. 2161 01:59:44,280 --> 01:59:45,280 I didn't like it. 2162 01:59:45,280 --> 01:59:49,280 I loved the bit where Sherry's mother bit the bullet. 2163 01:59:49,280 --> 01:59:52,280 I thought that was a classy touch. 2164 01:59:52,280 --> 01:59:57,280 And the father, uh, becoming a big sludge monster at the end as well. 2165 01:59:57,280 --> 01:59:58,280 Another... 2166 01:59:59,280 --> 02:00:00,280 Supreme bit of business. 2167 02:00:01,280 --> 02:00:03,280 And this is just the demo mode of course there. 2168 02:00:05,280 --> 02:00:07,280 Excellent, excellent stuff. 2169 02:00:07,280 --> 02:00:09,280 Very privileged to be a part of it. 2170 02:00:10,280 --> 02:00:12,280 And, uh, what more can I say other than... 2171 02:00:14,280 --> 02:00:15,280 Finesse... 2172 02:00:16,280 --> 02:00:17,280 Seven hours, 24. 2173 02:00:17,280 --> 02:00:19,280 You saw it at the end there. 2174 02:00:19,280 --> 02:00:22,280 A quality, quality bit of speed run. 2175 02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:23,280 Business. 2176 02:00:23,280 --> 02:00:27,280 And now, Leonardo DiCapri's son is tipping in there. 2177 02:00:27,280 --> 02:00:32,280 Thank you very, very much there for that kind-hearted and generous tip. 2178 02:00:33,280 --> 02:00:34,280 Tip Arunas. 2179 02:00:34,280 --> 02:00:36,280 Let's try and get some of this Farage accent. 2180 02:00:36,280 --> 02:00:38,280 And hopefully it's not going to be as... 2181 02:00:39,280 --> 02:00:40,280 A letdown. 2182 02:00:40,280 --> 02:00:41,280 Do you know? 2183 02:00:41,280 --> 02:00:44,280 I mean, the Barrage, the Farage, or Farage at large, 2184 02:00:44,280 --> 02:00:48,280 usually does yield some nice moments of hilarity. 2185 02:00:48,280 --> 02:00:49,280 I'm hoping it's good. 2186 02:00:50,280 --> 02:00:51,280 It was an hour in a pub. 2187 02:00:51,280 --> 02:00:53,280 It's got the talking pints in it. 2188 02:00:53,280 --> 02:00:54,280 It was last night. 2189 02:00:56,280 --> 02:00:57,280 Sorry, that's still rolling. 2190 02:00:57,280 --> 02:00:59,280 We need to end that there. 2191 02:00:59,280 --> 02:01:03,280 And let's see if we can get that up here now with this. 2192 02:01:04,280 --> 02:01:05,280 Let's have a look. 2193 02:01:05,280 --> 02:01:08,280 Can we get a shout-out for Claire? 2194 02:01:09,280 --> 02:01:11,280 Doing all of that sludge destruction. 2195 02:01:11,280 --> 02:01:12,280 You're right, I won't bother you. 2196 02:01:13,280 --> 02:01:18,280 Hideo Kojima, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. 2197 02:01:19,280 --> 02:01:24,280 I just feel as though I've shortchanged everybody by not having a Japanese credits list. 2198 02:01:25,280 --> 02:01:27,280 And then my interpretation of it all. 2199 02:01:27,280 --> 02:01:30,280 But I mean, really, that's not a big deal. 2200 02:01:30,280 --> 02:01:31,280 It's just... 2201 02:01:31,280 --> 02:01:33,280 I look forward to those moments. 2202 02:01:33,280 --> 02:01:39,280 See how I bookmarked Farage here last week or the week before. 2203 02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:41,280 But that's not the right one. 2204 02:01:41,280 --> 02:01:45,280 If I hit Farage Tuesday, that's not what I want. 2205 02:01:45,280 --> 02:01:46,280 29th of August. 2206 02:01:46,280 --> 02:01:48,280 We do want that channel. 2207 02:01:48,280 --> 02:01:49,280 Maybe Farage... 2208 02:01:49,280 --> 02:01:50,280 What is it? 2209 02:01:50,280 --> 02:01:52,280 Farage, 15th September. 2210 02:01:55,280 --> 02:01:56,280 15th. 2211 02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:57,280 It would be 14th. 2212 02:01:57,280 --> 02:01:58,280 23 hours ago. 2213 02:01:58,280 --> 02:01:59,280 This is beautiful. 2214 02:01:59,280 --> 02:02:00,280 This is beautiful. 2215 02:02:00,280 --> 02:02:01,280 This is beautiful. 2216 02:02:01,280 --> 02:02:02,280 Let me just... 2217 02:02:02,280 --> 02:02:03,280 ...leave with that for a second. 2218 02:02:03,280 --> 02:02:04,280 I just need to go to the Jacks. 2219 02:02:04,280 --> 02:02:05,280 A lot of water. 2220 02:02:05,280 --> 02:02:06,280 A lot of water. 2221 02:02:06,280 --> 02:02:07,280 A lot of water. 2222 02:02:07,280 --> 02:02:08,280 A lot of water. 2223 02:02:08,280 --> 02:02:09,280 A lot of water. 2224 02:02:09,280 --> 02:02:10,280 A lot of water. 2225 02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:10,280 There. 2226 02:02:10,280 --> 02:02:12,280 Then there will be plenty of dry, fine weather across the... 2227 02:02:12,280 --> 02:02:13,280 ...the 15th. 2228 02:02:13,280 --> 02:02:14,280 It would be 14th. 2229 02:02:14,280 --> 02:02:15,280 23 hours ago. 2230 02:02:15,280 --> 02:02:16,280 This is beautiful. 2231 02:02:16,280 --> 02:02:17,280 This is beautiful. 2232 02:02:17,280 --> 02:02:18,280 This is beautiful. 2233 02:02:18,280 --> 02:02:19,280 This is beautiful. 2234 02:02:19,280 --> 02:02:20,280 Let me just... 2235 02:02:20,280 --> 02:02:21,280 Let me just... 2236 02:02:21,280 --> 02:02:22,280 ...leave with that for a second. 2237 02:02:22,280 --> 02:02:23,280 I just need to go to the Jacks. 2238 02:02:23,280 --> 02:02:24,280 A lot of water. 2239 02:02:24,280 --> 02:02:26,280 It's dry, fine weather across the bulk of England and Wales. 2240 02:02:26,280 --> 02:02:28,280 Though watch out for a few showers developing later on. 2241 02:02:28,280 --> 02:02:32,280 And notice that front that's been around for such a long period of time. 2242 02:02:32,280 --> 02:02:33,280 It's starting to break up. 2243 02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:35,280 So turning dry across those northern areas. 2244 02:02:35,280 --> 02:02:37,280 The risk of some heavy thunderstorms as we... 2245 02:02:37,280 --> 02:02:41,280 What you get for breakfast is something that if we do our jobs right, 2246 02:02:41,280 --> 02:02:44,280 you will wake up to news that you didn't know the night before. 2247 02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,280 It's a conversation. 2248 02:02:45,280 --> 02:02:46,280 It's not just me and Eamon. 2249 02:02:46,280 --> 02:02:50,280 We want to get to know you and we want you to get to know us. 2250 02:02:50,280 --> 02:02:53,280 From 6:00, it's breakfast with Eamon and Isabel. 2251 02:02:53,280 --> 02:02:55,280 Monday to Thursdays on GB News. 2252 02:02:55,280 --> 02:02:57,280 Britain's news channel. 2253 02:02:57,280 --> 02:03:02,280 Westminster is going around in ever decreasing circles, followed by the media. 2254 02:03:02,280 --> 02:03:03,280 Britain is broken. 2255 02:03:03,280 --> 02:03:04,280 How on earth... 2256 02:03:04,280 --> 02:03:05,280 Britain is back. 2257 02:03:05,280 --> 02:03:09,280 More importantly, how do we get out of it? 2258 02:03:09,280 --> 02:03:11,280 Join me at 7:00 p.m. 2259 02:03:11,280 --> 02:03:11,840 Lovely stuff. 2260 02:03:13,200 --> 02:03:14,260 Ready to go. 2261 02:03:17,880 --> 02:03:21,000 Skip this shit. 2262 02:03:21,860 --> 02:03:23,880 These intros for their stars. 2263 02:03:24,320 --> 02:03:26,180 Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely. 2264 02:03:26,300 --> 02:03:26,720 Look at that. 2265 02:03:26,800 --> 02:03:34,960 They've got a real bit of an atmosphere created for it. 2266 02:03:35,840 --> 02:03:36,760 It looks shit. 2267 02:03:37,900 --> 02:03:39,860 And go on Nige as well. 2268 02:03:39,940 --> 02:03:42,680 Brian C in the chat says, look at this. 2269 02:03:43,580 --> 02:03:44,760 What are they going for here? 2270 02:03:50,240 --> 02:03:56,240 If you've just tuned in, this has become a kind of a regular thing now 2271 02:03:56,240 --> 02:03:59,300 where I do watch this and look forward to watching it. 2272 02:04:00,820 --> 02:04:02,060 Have you heard that? 2273 02:04:02,060 --> 02:04:06,900 It's a show where basically they just cover five topics. 2274 02:04:07,400 --> 02:04:16,560 And it's like immigrants, ULES cameras, climate stuff, bank, the bank account of Nigel Farage. 2275 02:04:18,480 --> 02:04:19,440 What else? 2276 02:04:22,160 --> 02:04:24,300 I think that's about it. 2277 02:04:24,380 --> 02:04:30,700 Or at least they relate everything that's going on in the news to those five burning issues of the time as well. 2278 02:04:31,360 --> 02:04:33,980 Always rounded off with some pints at the end. 2279 02:04:34,880 --> 02:04:37,540 And it really is hilarious already. 2280 02:04:37,540 --> 02:04:40,520 I'm just going to make that about that size. 2281 02:04:41,460 --> 02:04:42,380 Anaconda GZ. 2282 02:04:42,860 --> 02:04:44,540 Back with the four tweezy. 2283 02:04:44,760 --> 02:04:49,080 I want to say Anaconda G virus has been well and truly dispatched. 2284 02:04:49,160 --> 02:04:50,060 Thank you very much for that. 2285 02:04:50,060 --> 02:04:50,820 I'm not calling you a virus. 2286 02:04:50,940 --> 02:04:54,780 I'm just saying the game had the G virus there, which I'm attributing your name to it. 2287 02:04:55,100 --> 02:04:56,140 Thank you very much for the tip. 2288 02:04:56,240 --> 02:04:58,400 Danny Dyer's chocolate homunculus. 2289 02:04:58,900 --> 02:04:59,400 What's a crack? 2290 02:04:59,460 --> 02:05:01,680 Can you do a shout out to my mate, Dave Glynn? 2291 02:05:02,640 --> 02:05:11,840 It's his birthday and he's recently had a baby girl, but hasn't sorted the pension out and needs to get onto Zurich quick style. 2292 02:05:12,320 --> 02:05:15,840 Can you tell a meandering story that goes nowhere and just ends? 2293 02:05:16,020 --> 02:05:17,280 Well, I have to tell you this. 2294 02:05:17,620 --> 02:05:22,280 It's a great situation that your friend has had a birthday and a baby girl as well. 2295 02:05:23,340 --> 02:05:24,300 And that's it. 2296 02:05:24,780 --> 02:05:26,020 That's the end of that story. 2297 02:05:26,140 --> 02:05:27,260 It went nowhere. 2298 02:05:27,420 --> 02:05:28,680 But I tell you what's going somewhere. 2299 02:05:29,120 --> 02:05:31,800 This show, Farage at Large. 2300 02:05:31,800 --> 02:05:36,860 And it looks from the outset already that last night was a resounding success. 2301 02:05:37,020 --> 02:05:40,800 If anything to be believed by the first moment is there. 2302 02:05:41,580 --> 02:05:44,220 It's like a TFI Friday kind of style. 2303 02:05:45,680 --> 02:05:46,860 Low camera angle. 2304 02:05:47,020 --> 02:05:47,760 You can imagine that. 2305 02:05:49,900 --> 02:05:50,900 Imagine. 2306 02:05:58,760 --> 02:06:03,000 Like, why is it that they're all fucking shouting like they're at a football match even? 2307 02:06:08,360 --> 02:06:10,100 We just try and get that again. 2308 02:06:10,200 --> 02:06:11,980 I think it was a... 2309 02:06:11,980 --> 02:06:15,240 Ocean colour scene, wasn't it? 2310 02:06:19,840 --> 02:06:21,980 See if we can get that going while... 2311 02:06:21,980 --> 02:06:22,980 Yeah. 2312 02:06:29,640 --> 02:06:30,860 It seems to work. 2313 02:06:31,800 --> 02:06:32,660 It seems to work. 2314 02:06:35,260 --> 02:06:36,840 And they've even got an announcer. 2315 02:06:37,040 --> 02:06:37,560 Do you hear this? 2316 02:06:38,140 --> 02:06:39,760 This is how you know it's shite. 2317 02:06:39,860 --> 02:06:49,980 They've gone for a kind of a Saturday night London weekend television Saturday night sludge slot. 2318 02:06:50,120 --> 02:06:56,140 Do you know that kind of sludge slot of Noel's house party sort of schedule? 2319 02:06:56,360 --> 02:07:00,560 I know that wasn't LWC, but you get the drift. 2320 02:07:01,180 --> 02:07:04,580 They have announcers like this that talk like this guy that's on. 2321 02:07:06,960 --> 02:07:08,060 It's Thursday night. 2322 02:07:08,220 --> 02:07:11,760 And this is for Raj at large. 2323 02:07:12,320 --> 02:07:14,160 It's Thursday night. 2324 02:07:14,400 --> 02:07:17,680 And this is for Raj. 2325 02:07:17,780 --> 02:07:25,560 As if we've all been waiting, or at least these people have anyway, to get to this pub in Essex. 2326 02:07:26,960 --> 02:07:29,240 Let's make that screen there a little bit bigger. 2327 02:07:29,340 --> 02:07:29,800 That's great. 2328 02:07:29,800 --> 02:07:33,640 Live from Whittam. 2329 02:07:34,240 --> 02:07:38,560 Please welcome your host, Nigel Farage. 2330 02:07:38,880 --> 02:07:39,600 Good evening. 2331 02:07:39,740 --> 02:07:40,840 It's Farage at large. 2332 02:07:40,940 --> 02:07:41,620 We're in Whittam. 2333 02:07:42,180 --> 02:07:44,860 It's Priti Patel's constituency, the former home secretary. 2334 02:07:45,580 --> 02:07:47,940 She'll be joining us live on the program. 2335 02:07:48,460 --> 02:07:50,060 I'm going to have Mark White with me. 2336 02:07:50,440 --> 02:07:51,520 He can use his home. 2337 02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:54,820 He's editor, Steve Taylor from the police federation. 2338 02:07:55,480 --> 02:07:59,920 And Priti Patel is going to tell us when the year star has got to apply on the vote. 2339 02:08:00,720 --> 02:08:03,200 But before we're going to go, let's get the news. 2340 02:08:03,200 --> 02:08:04,000 I've seen Nigel. 2341 02:08:04,000 --> 02:08:08,740 I've seen Nigel on the screen. 2342 02:08:09,400 --> 02:08:14,180 The atmosphere that was created there, I added to it there with the fucking ocean color scene. 2343 02:08:14,280 --> 02:08:18,500 But let's just take a moment to have a look at these situations right here. 2344 02:08:18,580 --> 02:08:21,160 That's what kind of lens are they using there? 2345 02:08:21,200 --> 02:08:25,520 It looks like it's got a filter or a vignette on it around the side. 2346 02:08:26,960 --> 02:08:33,600 Which is really giving this lad his time to shine in the middle, so to speak. 2347 02:08:34,300 --> 02:08:36,200 Steve Taylor from the police federation. 2348 02:08:36,840 --> 02:08:38,760 And Priti Patel is going to tell us. 2349 02:08:40,420 --> 02:08:42,920 Like he's introducing everyone's going wild. 2350 02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:45,800 It's as if these people are fucking celebrities. 2351 02:08:47,800 --> 02:08:50,320 Steve Taylor from the police federation. 2352 02:08:50,520 --> 02:08:54,760 Patel is going to tell us whether Keir Starmer has got it right on the vote. 2353 02:09:14,760 --> 02:09:17,280 Slug tube, thank you very much. 2354 02:09:17,920 --> 02:09:20,440 So we've got a bit of pretty fucking Patel. 2355 02:09:21,000 --> 02:09:23,720 And then there's a woman next to her going menky. 2356 02:09:30,720 --> 02:09:35,400 So that's a big fucking pile of nothing that goes nowhere because they have to introduce the news. 2357 02:09:35,400 --> 02:09:41,400 Don't want to hear it. 2358 02:09:41,780 --> 02:09:42,340 Don't care. 2359 02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:43,580 Don't care. 2360 02:09:43,780 --> 02:09:46,120 We're here for one thing. 2361 02:09:47,000 --> 02:09:47,840 And one thing only. 2362 02:09:48,220 --> 02:09:49,360 Immigrant boat song. 2363 02:09:49,440 --> 02:09:50,800 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2364 02:09:51,200 --> 02:09:54,000 The ocean color scene song. 2365 02:09:54,080 --> 02:09:54,900 The river boat song. 2366 02:09:55,380 --> 02:09:55,760 Indeed. 2367 02:09:56,260 --> 02:10:00,440 How long until he mentions the dinghies coming across the channel. 2368 02:10:01,400 --> 02:10:04,880 I will give him 15. 2369 02:10:05,340 --> 02:10:06,480 I'd give him 20. 2370 02:10:06,580 --> 02:10:11,620 I'd say he'll wait for 20 minutes until the show's got going before he brings that up. 2371 02:10:11,640 --> 02:10:15,760 But it will happen because he hits these points with the regularity. 2372 02:10:15,860 --> 02:10:16,420 There is just. 2373 02:10:17,020 --> 02:10:19,400 It's so pre-programmed. 2374 02:10:19,460 --> 02:10:20,040 It's unbelievable. 2375 02:10:20,220 --> 02:10:21,840 Aaron Flood is saying 20 seconds. 2376 02:10:23,040 --> 02:10:23,760 Not sure. 2377 02:10:23,840 --> 02:10:29,780 Let's see whether or not your predictions regarding this new segment of Farage. 2378 02:10:29,780 --> 02:10:31,240 The Farage Continuum. 2379 02:10:31,360 --> 02:10:32,480 Time Space Continuum. 2380 02:10:32,900 --> 02:10:38,160 Is as on the money as those Resident Evil, Silent Hill and of course numerous other horror 2381 02:10:38,160 --> 02:10:43,020 survival games which you've so kindly guided me through. 2382 02:10:43,280 --> 02:10:44,760 Look at this situation right here. 2383 02:10:44,840 --> 02:10:46,320 A lot of joviality. 2384 02:10:46,460 --> 02:10:48,960 You've got the man from Del Monte in the back. 2385 02:10:49,740 --> 02:10:52,080 But we've as of yet had no stone here. 2386 02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:54,620 Nobody's shouting stone here or anything yet. 2387 02:10:54,620 --> 02:10:55,680 Good evening. 2388 02:10:55,960 --> 02:10:56,940 Well I'm here in Whitten. 2389 02:10:57,620 --> 02:10:58,620 In Northern Essex. 2390 02:10:59,360 --> 02:11:03,320 Just to go back on that TFI Friday intro that we had there, 2391 02:11:03,520 --> 02:11:06,580 I remember they used to do, when it first came on, 2392 02:11:06,760 --> 02:11:07,860 Freak or Unique. 2393 02:11:08,960 --> 02:11:13,000 But those little bits where it looked at the guests there 2394 02:11:13,000 --> 02:11:14,780 looked a bit kind of Freak or Unique-ish. 2395 02:11:15,720 --> 02:11:16,260 See here. 2396 02:11:17,220 --> 02:11:19,000 Kitty Field, thank you very much. 2397 02:11:26,500 --> 02:11:27,620 Freak or Unique. 2398 02:11:27,620 --> 02:11:29,540 Steve Taylor from the Police Federation. 2399 02:11:30,240 --> 02:11:34,700 And Priti Patel is going to tell us whether Keir Starmer has got it right on the vote. 2400 02:11:35,460 --> 02:11:38,040 Let's get the news. 2401 02:11:38,320 --> 02:11:41,100 My Home Secretary should be joining me on the show a little bit later. 2402 02:11:41,180 --> 02:11:41,840 We'll talk about that. 2403 02:11:41,840 --> 02:11:46,580 People going wild like it's fucking A-list slits. 2404 02:11:47,940 --> 02:11:50,660 Have you ever seen democracy manifest video on YouTube? 2405 02:11:51,240 --> 02:11:52,300 Succulent Chinese meal. 2406 02:11:52,420 --> 02:11:54,300 I have not, but I will have a look. 2407 02:11:55,020 --> 02:11:57,800 Your rhetoric will smother you, Sergeant Snow. 2408 02:11:57,800 --> 02:11:58,860 Thank you very much. 2409 02:11:58,980 --> 02:12:01,700 A hard-hitting column in the Sun newspaper today. 2410 02:12:02,000 --> 02:12:04,240 He is going to smash the gangs. 2411 02:12:04,820 --> 02:12:07,600 He's going to treat the gangs as if they were terrorists. 2412 02:12:08,100 --> 02:12:11,600 And we're going to take a lead in Europe. 2413 02:12:11,980 --> 02:12:14,260 I think I'd like a lead in Europe. 2414 02:12:14,260 --> 02:12:14,980 I have heard that once or twice before in my career. 2415 02:12:15,860 --> 02:12:16,760 So what's the plan? 2416 02:12:17,300 --> 02:12:22,020 Well, the plan is that we are going to rejoin Europol. 2417 02:12:22,580 --> 02:12:23,660 Not Interpol. 2418 02:12:24,440 --> 02:12:27,860 Interpol where nation-state police forces cooperate together. 2419 02:12:27,860 --> 02:12:32,180 No, Europol, which is the European Union's own police force. 2420 02:12:32,600 --> 02:12:34,420 But here's the bit I can't believe. 2421 02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:43,020 Even as members of the European Union, we did not join the European Union's refugee and asylum policy. 2422 02:12:43,120 --> 02:12:44,160 We stayed out of it. 2423 02:12:44,880 --> 02:12:48,420 But Starmer says that we will rejoin it. 2424 02:12:48,420 --> 02:12:50,260 We'll do a deal with Brussels. 2425 02:12:50,920 --> 02:12:53,420 He'll be off to see President Macron next week. 2426 02:12:53,640 --> 02:12:56,180 The French will be nice and stop the boats coming. 2427 02:12:59,880 --> 02:13:02,220 Well, optimism is a wonderful quality in life. 2428 02:13:03,180 --> 02:13:09,140 And in return, we will then take our share of the number of people crossing the Mediterranean. 2429 02:13:10,280 --> 02:13:11,900 Hey, it's there already. 2430 02:13:12,340 --> 02:13:14,120 Aaron Flood within 20 seconds. 2431 02:13:14,600 --> 02:13:18,180 I said 20 minutes, but it's right there straight away. 2432 02:13:18,860 --> 02:13:24,440 I think, I don't know if anybody got closer to Aaron Flood's guess there, 2433 02:13:24,440 --> 02:13:29,960 but Aaron Flood probably was the only person I saw who made that prediction. 2434 02:13:31,000 --> 02:13:38,180 Just going to have a quick scroll there to see if anybody else had that in their migrants crossing the channel. 2435 02:13:38,380 --> 02:13:39,360 Bingo card. 2436 02:13:39,780 --> 02:13:41,260 Can't really see anything here. 2437 02:13:41,280 --> 02:13:42,200 20 seconds. 2438 02:13:42,980 --> 02:13:43,640 Lovely bit of see. 2439 02:13:43,720 --> 02:13:45,920 Five minutes, says Rockstar IE. 2440 02:13:46,000 --> 02:13:51,580 I think it was Rockstar who has probably managed to get that one. 2441 02:13:51,680 --> 02:13:53,780 Yeah, 20 seconds I was right, Aaron Flood. 2442 02:13:53,780 --> 02:13:55,800 So he did actually mention it before then. 2443 02:13:57,640 --> 02:13:58,960 Maybe, maybe I missed that. 2444 02:13:59,400 --> 02:14:01,300 But look at the lighting here. 2445 02:14:01,300 --> 02:14:02,100 It's terrible. 2446 02:14:02,880 --> 02:14:05,740 It really is sort of student-y stuff. 2447 02:14:05,740 --> 02:14:06,960 It's odd. 2448 02:14:07,680 --> 02:14:08,460 It's bizarre. 2449 02:14:08,920 --> 02:14:09,760 It's beguiling. 2450 02:14:10,380 --> 02:14:15,700 Even that 8,000 people have arrived in Lampedusa alone, the Italian island, in the last three days. 2451 02:14:15,700 --> 02:14:16,300 We have word there. 2452 02:14:16,300 --> 02:14:18,840 Somebody's after saying there was a go on nige. 2453 02:14:18,840 --> 02:14:21,620 We would actually be taking more people illegally coming. 2454 02:14:21,620 --> 02:14:24,720 We'll go back there. 2455 02:14:29,720 --> 02:14:30,840 Listen for a go on. 2456 02:14:33,340 --> 02:14:34,440 Good evening. 2457 02:14:34,720 --> 02:14:37,340 Well, I'm here in Whitton, in northern Essex. 2458 02:14:37,960 --> 02:14:41,160 It is the constituency of Kiti Patel, the former Home Secretary. 2459 02:14:41,340 --> 02:14:43,340 She'll be joining me on the show a little bit later. 2460 02:14:43,420 --> 02:14:44,140 We'll talk about that. 2461 02:14:44,220 --> 02:14:44,920 We'll talk about crime. 2462 02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:45,860 We couldn't hear it there. 2463 02:14:45,860 --> 02:14:46,860 And other things too. 2464 02:14:47,600 --> 02:14:50,020 Maybe, maybe there was something there. 2465 02:14:50,260 --> 02:14:52,880 Maybe there's the same guy that says it every time. 2466 02:14:53,020 --> 02:14:55,480 The number of people crossing the Mediterranean. 2467 02:14:56,520 --> 02:15:03,100 Given that 8,000 people have arrived in Lampedusa alone, the Italian island, in the last three days. 2468 02:15:03,100 --> 02:15:03,780 Lampedusa is accurate. 2469 02:15:03,780 --> 02:15:10,560 It seems to me we would actually be taking more people illegally coming from other parts of the world than we currently are. 2470 02:15:10,560 --> 02:15:14,900 And I don't believe for one moment it would even stop the boats. 2471 02:15:15,500 --> 02:15:17,080 It's a policy that won't work. 2472 02:15:17,080 --> 02:15:18,360 Sergeant Snow, thank you very much for the tip. 2473 02:15:18,360 --> 02:15:23,260 That's a policy that takes us back much closer to being members of the European Union. 2474 02:15:23,860 --> 02:15:29,560 And I think Starmer's Labour Party, frankly, have made a very, very big mistake today. 2475 02:15:29,820 --> 02:15:31,300 That's my take on where we are. 2476 02:15:31,860 --> 02:15:35,780 But I'm joined now by GB News' Home and Security Editor, Mark White. 2477 02:15:36,100 --> 02:15:38,360 Mark, were you surprised with the Labour announcement? 2478 02:15:39,120 --> 02:15:40,480 Well, not really. 2479 02:15:40,660 --> 02:15:44,660 But he's clearly wanting to set himself apart from the Conservatives. 2480 02:15:44,660 --> 02:15:46,940 And there's no doubt he has done that. 2481 02:15:47,180 --> 02:15:49,420 So far, not as jovial. 2482 02:15:49,420 --> 02:15:51,380 The potential difficulty going forward for Labour here is that. 2483 02:15:51,820 --> 02:15:53,160 Or as rambunctious. 2484 02:15:53,180 --> 02:15:54,020 There is no way on earth. 2485 02:15:54,020 --> 02:15:57,920 As last week's or two weeks ago is where he's in a fucking beer garden. 2486 02:15:57,940 --> 02:16:04,620 To a returns agreement unless the UK takes a share of the asylum. 2487 02:16:04,620 --> 02:16:05,360 What's going on? 2488 02:16:06,360 --> 02:16:07,940 First clanger there, look. 2489 02:16:08,000 --> 02:16:09,760 What's going on with the lighting in the background? 2490 02:16:09,760 --> 02:16:15,700 Again, this is a production with real-time budgetary and manpower constraints. 2491 02:16:16,000 --> 02:16:19,440 And look at the state of the lighting going on here in the background. 2492 02:16:19,640 --> 02:16:24,240 The UK takes a share of the asylum. 2493 02:16:24,240 --> 02:16:25,000 That's insane. 2494 02:16:25,880 --> 02:16:27,780 And then they cut to this camera here. 2495 02:16:27,780 --> 02:16:29,820 Because the immigrants in the European Union. 2496 02:16:30,000 --> 02:16:30,520 Which is accepted. 2497 02:16:30,560 --> 02:16:31,360 It's a shambles. 2498 02:16:32,240 --> 02:16:33,380 That's shambolic, lads. 2499 02:16:33,640 --> 02:16:40,080 Unless the UK takes a share of the asylum seekers, the immigrants in the European Union. 2500 02:16:40,080 --> 02:16:40,880 Which is accepted. 2501 02:16:40,880 --> 02:16:45,880 And in doing that, of course you don't have any real- 2502 02:16:45,880 --> 02:16:46,880 They say in college. 2503 02:16:46,880 --> 02:16:50,320 The sight of just what it's going to be from year to year. 2504 02:16:50,320 --> 02:16:53,280 If we look at this year, you talked about Lampedusa Chronic. 2505 02:16:53,760 --> 02:16:57,300 They are 60 balls, that country, through the Mediterranean route. 2506 02:16:57,600 --> 02:16:58,560 Compared to who cares this? 2507 02:16:58,560 --> 02:16:59,560 Yes, that's what he's saying. 2508 02:16:59,560 --> 02:17:01,320 There doesn't seem to be any shouting. 2509 02:17:01,320 --> 02:17:02,000 But we have to take Charlotte. 2510 02:17:02,000 --> 02:17:03,000 And given that Poland are saying no. 2511 02:17:03,000 --> 02:17:04,060 That's a lovely stock footage here. 2512 02:17:04,060 --> 02:17:05,000 Given that Hungary are saying no. 2513 02:17:05,000 --> 02:17:07,000 Really underscores the message of Nigel. 2514 02:17:07,000 --> 02:17:08,000 Given that Sadakia are saying no. 2515 02:17:08,000 --> 02:17:09,440 But now Germany, I think, has said enough. 2516 02:17:09,440 --> 02:17:11,200 This could be a huge number of people. 2517 02:17:11,200 --> 02:17:12,880 Where it's come, please, and utter a kiosk. 2518 02:17:12,880 --> 02:17:15,140 Well, we've got a huge row erupting within the European Union. 2519 02:17:15,140 --> 02:17:17,980 The eastern border states, of course. 2520 02:17:17,980 --> 02:17:22,120 There are a very hard line on those coming into their countries. 2521 02:17:22,120 --> 02:17:28,360 But now you have the situation fed up of all those who are coming in, and the hundreds of thousands each year. 2522 02:17:28,920 --> 02:17:31,220 And they're saying enough. 2523 02:17:31,520 --> 02:17:34,200 But then Germany and France are falling out with Italy. 2524 02:17:34,760 --> 02:17:37,040 And they don't want to take any more migrants. 2525 02:17:37,040 --> 02:17:37,760 Where the fuck is that? 2526 02:17:37,760 --> 02:17:42,980 You know, I was a lone voice in 2015 in the European Parliament as they set this policy up. 2527 02:17:43,480 --> 02:17:44,460 Which said that anyone that crossed the map. 2528 02:17:44,460 --> 02:17:47,940 Imagine trying to have a pint on a quiet Thursday night, says James P. 2529 02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:50,560 And Farage shows up screaming. 2530 02:17:51,260 --> 02:17:54,040 It's interesting to wonder where this fucking place is. 2531 02:17:54,100 --> 02:17:55,560 It says it's in Essex or whatever. 2532 02:17:55,800 --> 02:17:57,820 But it's like, imagine it's the end of the working week. 2533 02:17:57,880 --> 02:18:02,220 And then you want to just go and fucking watch this sort of stuff and get pissed in a pub. 2534 02:18:02,220 --> 02:18:03,080 We have our own problems here, don't we? 2535 02:18:03,080 --> 02:18:04,000 We have our own problems with the big of Stockholm. 2536 02:18:04,760 --> 02:18:05,380 And just down the road. 2537 02:18:05,380 --> 02:18:06,800 There's a few people that want to do it. 2538 02:18:06,800 --> 02:18:11,440 And we've got a situation, of course, where there are more than 50,000 people staying in hotels. 2539 02:18:11,440 --> 02:18:13,500 Deval says they've built the pub for the interview. 2540 02:18:13,500 --> 02:18:16,380 At the cost of almost £7 million a day. 2541 02:18:16,760 --> 02:18:19,720 Now, the government has got to try to find a solution to that. 2542 02:18:20,200 --> 02:18:25,020 Their solution is to try to put them in more purpose-built accommodation centres. 2543 02:18:25,140 --> 02:18:34,020 You can see the logic in that, except when you happen to be in the community where they're putting, in the case of Wethersfield, 1,700 young men. 2544 02:18:34,020 --> 02:18:40,160 Now, what I've been told about Wethersfield so far is there's less than 200 people around criminality. 2545 02:18:40,720 --> 02:18:49,500 We want to get to some moments where the fucking audience chip in. 2546 02:18:49,720 --> 02:18:53,920 I can sense, with that start, the TFI Friday-esque. 2547 02:18:53,980 --> 02:18:55,160 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2548 02:18:55,240 --> 02:18:56,480 Pretty atrocious. 2549 02:18:57,480 --> 02:19:00,980 Do you reckon people apply for tickets to the show, or is it some sort of community service situation? 2550 02:19:01,120 --> 02:19:03,940 He does announce during the week that he's going to be doing this. 2551 02:19:04,480 --> 02:19:11,960 But I'd say the applicants are heavily vetted, lest they let in someone who's going to fucking cover him in paint, 2552 02:19:12,120 --> 02:19:17,860 or do a don't-stop-oil, or just, I mean, just-stop-oil kind of bit of business at it. 2553 02:19:18,260 --> 02:19:26,820 But, um, yeah, it started really strong with the TFI vibe, and then it's gone to- 2554 02:19:26,820 --> 02:19:27,680 Pshhh! 2555 02:19:27,960 --> 02:19:33,140 Organised by Professor Matthew Goodwin, and one of the questions was, in your view, has immigration to Britain in recent years- 2556 02:19:33,140 --> 02:19:39,960 Don't stop, OIL, and this kid doesn't really look like he knows whether or not he wants to be there. 2557 02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:45,780 Worse, 45%, the rest, no difference, don't know. 2558 02:19:46,260 --> 02:19:48,500 Bit of a guffaw there from the audience? 2559 02:19:49,960 --> 02:19:52,980 Worse, better, 1%. 2560 02:19:52,980 --> 02:19:58,940 Worse, 45%, the rest, no difference, don't know. 2561 02:19:59,180 --> 02:20:05,640 So it seems, Mark, there is a growing perception that of those young men that are crossing the English Channel, 2562 02:20:06,140 --> 02:20:08,880 there are some, perhaps too many, with bad intentions. 2563 02:20:09,320 --> 02:20:10,560 Yeah, there's a couple of issues there. 2564 02:20:10,560 --> 02:20:12,540 With regard to our national offenders- 2565 02:20:12,540 --> 02:20:12,960 Come on, man. 2566 02:20:12,960 --> 02:20:13,840 The people-seek- 2567 02:20:13,840 --> 02:20:15,160 Come on, where's the sauce? 2568 02:20:15,360 --> 02:20:24,780 We want some fucking people who are pissed, shouting stuff, much to the effect of the Stoneham comments that were made last week. 2569 02:20:25,200 --> 02:20:30,000 Pepsi Scrolls, thank you very much there. It's been a bad week, but you're taking me up to the Matthews Bridge. 2570 02:20:30,720 --> 02:20:33,260 Hey, don't thank me. Thank fucking John Otto. 2571 02:20:34,080 --> 02:20:43,120 The son of the 46th President of the United States of America has been indicted on three federal firearm charges. 2572 02:20:44,540 --> 02:20:47,560 Yeah! Stone him! 2573 02:20:47,560 --> 02:20:51,220 In a moment, I'm going to talk to you. 2574 02:20:51,220 --> 02:20:51,920 Go on, Dodge! 2575 02:20:52,380 --> 02:20:53,880 Like, who cares? 2576 02:20:54,840 --> 02:20:55,160 Do you know? 2577 02:20:55,160 --> 02:21:01,100 Taylor, he's an Essex guy, and he's a member of the National Board of the Police Federation. 2578 02:21:01,600 --> 02:21:07,560 We're going to talk about crime, rising levels of crime, and what the hell do we do about this epidemic of shoplifting? 2579 02:21:08,020 --> 02:21:14,620 Tell you, I can't wait. I've finished work on fucking Thursday. I'm going straight down the fucking pub in Essex. 2580 02:21:15,180 --> 02:21:17,180 I'm gonna be making a difference. 2581 02:21:18,540 --> 02:21:20,920 Gonna be making a fucking difference, son. 2582 02:21:20,920 --> 02:21:26,120 By watching Viraj, who's gonna be doing the business on GB News Live. 2583 02:21:26,120 --> 02:21:29,160 Watch out for the fucking final drop coming down again 2584 02:21:29,160 --> 02:21:34,600 What you get from Brexit? 2585 02:21:34,740 --> 02:21:35,220 No, the night 2586 02:21:35,220 --> 02:21:35,940 I have a lesson 2587 02:21:35,940 --> 02:21:36,680 I'm British 2588 02:21:36,680 --> 02:21:37,680 I'm British 2589 02:21:37,680 --> 02:21:38,400 I'm British 2590 02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:38,800 I'm British 2591 02:21:38,800 --> 02:21:39,120 I'm British 2592 02:21:39,120 --> 02:21:39,680 I'm British 2593 02:21:39,680 --> 02:21:40,180 I'm British 2594 02:21:40,180 --> 02:21:40,640 I'm British 2595 02:21:40,640 --> 02:21:41,180 I'm British 2596 02:21:41,180 --> 02:21:49,720 And look at this as well 2597 02:21:49,720 --> 02:21:51,480 Very proud they are 2598 02:21:51,480 --> 02:21:53,260 Winner of News Presenter 2599 02:21:53,260 --> 02:21:54,700 2023 2600 02:21:54,700 --> 02:21:57,180 At none other 2601 02:21:57,180 --> 02:22:00,320 Than the Trick Awards 2602 02:22:00,320 --> 02:22:02,320 Ooh 2603 02:22:02,320 --> 02:22:03,600 Shoplifter 2604 02:22:03,600 --> 02:22:04,400 Thank you very much 2605 02:22:04,400 --> 02:22:06,080 I think they were tricked 2606 02:22:06,080 --> 02:22:08,800 I think the only people being tricked here 2607 02:22:08,800 --> 02:22:10,080 Are the 2608 02:22:10,080 --> 02:22:11,980 Are Farage's production team 2609 02:22:11,980 --> 02:22:14,040 Into believing that the Trick Awards 2610 02:22:14,040 --> 02:22:17,180 Were actually a reputable fucking award 2611 02:22:17,180 --> 02:22:18,160 To be shouting about 2612 02:22:18,160 --> 02:22:19,100 Never even heard of them 2613 02:22:19,100 --> 02:22:21,880 Who has heard of the Trick Awards? 2614 02:22:21,880 --> 02:22:24,500 APPLAUSE 2615 02:22:24,500 --> 02:22:29,500 OK, we are going to talk Prime 2616 02:22:29,500 --> 02:22:36,660 And Steve Taylor is a National Board Member of the Police Federation of England and Wales 2617 02:22:36,660 --> 02:22:41,500 And formerly until 2020 he was the Essex Police Federation Chairman 2618 02:22:41,500 --> 02:22:43,880 Steve, welcome to the programme 2619 02:22:43,880 --> 02:22:45,220 Now I mentioned earlier some polling 2620 02:22:45,220 --> 02:22:46,240 Serious stuff now 2621 02:22:46,240 --> 02:22:46,560 Please 2622 02:22:46,560 --> 02:22:49,020 I think very pertinent to this conversation 2623 02:22:49,020 --> 02:22:49,840 People polling 2624 02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:51,660 And ask the question 2625 02:22:51,660 --> 02:22:53,740 By the way, this is national 2626 02:22:53,740 --> 02:22:54,240 Yeah 2627 02:22:54,240 --> 02:22:55,360 Generally speaking 2628 02:22:55,360 --> 02:22:57,000 Do you believe 2629 02:22:57,000 --> 02:22:58,720 That the level of crime is increasing 2630 02:22:59,340 --> 02:22:59,720 Decreasing 2631 02:23:00,420 --> 02:23:01,180 Good point 2632 02:23:01,180 --> 02:23:05,280 We've got an observation from the chat there 2633 02:23:05,280 --> 02:23:07,100 Barakes Pollux said 2634 02:23:07,100 --> 02:23:09,400 The young lad has lost the glasses 2635 02:23:09,400 --> 02:23:11,340 During the break 2636 02:23:11,340 --> 02:23:13,560 I wonder whether or not that was a production 2637 02:23:13,560 --> 02:23:17,740 Note or did he remove them of his own volition 2638 02:23:17,740 --> 02:23:21,780 What would that signify if that is true? 2639 02:23:21,860 --> 02:23:23,560 If that hypothesis is true 2640 02:23:23,560 --> 02:23:25,880 That they don't want someone wearing glasses in the front row 2641 02:23:25,880 --> 02:23:26,780 It doesn't make sense 2642 02:23:26,780 --> 02:23:29,180 Because you've got this fella here 2643 02:23:29,180 --> 02:23:31,940 He's well and truly glassed up 2644 02:23:31,940 --> 02:23:33,820 And 2645 02:23:33,820 --> 02:23:36,160 She's wearing glasses as well 2646 02:23:36,160 --> 02:23:37,320 So it doesn't make sense 2647 02:23:37,320 --> 02:23:38,360 In fact 2648 02:23:38,360 --> 02:23:41,280 They don't really seem to care about the cut 2649 02:23:41,280 --> 02:23:42,080 Of the jib 2650 02:23:42,080 --> 02:23:44,220 Of the people that are in the background of these things 2651 02:23:44,220 --> 02:23:46,140 That's what I've seemed to notice anyway 2652 02:23:46,140 --> 02:23:47,060 They haven't put any 2653 02:23:47,060 --> 02:23:48,860 Like they haven't selected 2654 02:23:48,860 --> 02:23:51,340 Oh we need to get cool looking people 2655 02:23:51,340 --> 02:23:51,760 Because 2656 02:23:51,760 --> 02:23:55,480 It's generally a same sort of group 2657 02:23:55,480 --> 02:23:56,720 I mean he's an outlier 2658 02:23:56,720 --> 02:23:57,760 The young fella there 2659 02:23:57,760 --> 02:23:58,800 He's actually young 2660 02:23:58,800 --> 02:23:59,100 You know 2661 02:23:59,100 --> 02:24:00,700 I mean it's usually just like people 2662 02:24:00,700 --> 02:24:02,020 Who are a lot older than him 2663 02:24:02,020 --> 02:24:03,360 Paying in Britain was the question we asked 2664 02:24:03,360 --> 02:24:04,060 As you can see there 2665 02:24:04,060 --> 02:24:05,300 And the result we got 2666 02:24:05,300 --> 02:24:08,540 Was increasing 62% 2667 02:24:08,540 --> 02:24:11,220 Decreasing 2% 2668 02:24:11,220 --> 02:24:11,620 Now 2669 02:24:11,620 --> 02:24:13,500 Some people say 2670 02:24:13,500 --> 02:24:15,180 Oh well maybe that's not right 2671 02:24:15,180 --> 02:24:16,780 National figures say different 2672 02:24:16,780 --> 02:24:18,580 But I've almost got the feeling Steve 2673 02:24:18,580 --> 02:24:20,060 That so many crimes now 2674 02:24:20,060 --> 02:24:22,100 Don't even bother to get reported 2675 02:24:22,100 --> 02:24:23,260 That there is 2676 02:24:23,260 --> 02:24:24,300 And even this town 2677 02:24:24,300 --> 02:24:26,560 This very nice market town in North Essex 2678 02:24:26,560 --> 02:24:27,380 Actually 2679 02:24:27,380 --> 02:24:29,060 If you look at the crime levels here 2680 02:24:29,060 --> 02:24:30,040 Violence 2681 02:24:30,040 --> 02:24:31,320 Sexual offences 2682 02:24:31,320 --> 02:24:32,120 Theft 2683 02:24:32,120 --> 02:24:34,040 It's not a pretty picture is it? 2684 02:24:34,240 --> 02:24:36,680 Ash where the fuck is this place anyway? 2685 02:24:37,560 --> 02:24:37,960 Witham 2686 02:24:37,960 --> 02:24:44,340 A town in Essex 2687 02:24:44,340 --> 02:24:47,000 Population 25,000 2688 02:24:47,000 --> 02:24:52,280 Out there 2689 02:24:52,280 --> 02:24:56,740 It's got a fucking Morrison's 2690 02:24:56,740 --> 02:24:58,160 It's got a Tesco Superstore 2691 02:24:58,160 --> 02:25:00,040 It's got a White Hart 2692 02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:01,280 A pub called the White Hart 2693 02:25:01,280 --> 02:25:10,280 Let's go for a little meander 2694 02:25:10,280 --> 02:25:11,300 Down the town here 2695 02:25:11,300 --> 02:25:12,320 For a moment or two 2696 02:25:12,320 --> 02:25:13,260 Just to really get 2697 02:25:13,260 --> 02:25:15,300 Soak up a bit of the atmosphere 2698 02:25:15,300 --> 02:25:16,300 And ambience 2699 02:25:16,300 --> 02:25:17,720 And vibe of the place 2700 02:25:17,720 --> 02:25:19,360 So we know what we're dealing with here 2701 02:25:19,360 --> 02:25:20,160 It's got a subway 2702 02:25:20,160 --> 02:25:22,780 And it's quite nice 2703 02:25:22,780 --> 02:25:23,900 It's a click and collect 2704 02:25:23,900 --> 02:25:25,040 A Gregg's 2705 02:25:25,040 --> 02:25:27,300 Top of the range Gregg's 2706 02:25:27,300 --> 02:25:29,540 And look at that 2707 02:25:29,540 --> 02:25:30,700 Shopping centre as well 2708 02:25:30,700 --> 02:25:32,700 Games Arena UK 2709 02:25:32,700 --> 02:25:34,920 Holy shit 2710 02:25:34,920 --> 02:25:36,520 Holy smokes 2711 02:25:36,520 --> 02:25:38,940 Holy smoke bombs 2712 02:25:38,940 --> 02:25:39,960 Be a lot of games 2713 02:25:39,960 --> 02:25:40,920 To be played up there 2714 02:25:40,920 --> 02:25:42,000 Bed Fred 2715 02:25:42,000 --> 02:25:42,820 Tea Rooms 2716 02:25:42,820 --> 02:25:45,240 Toast 2717 02:25:45,240 --> 02:25:51,700 The Grove 2718 02:25:51,700 --> 02:25:54,240 Is that a Poundland? 2719 02:25:54,420 --> 02:25:55,100 It is 2720 02:25:55,100 --> 02:25:55,700 It's got 2721 02:25:55,700 --> 02:25:57,500 It's got a great Poundland 2722 02:25:57,500 --> 02:25:59,020 A lovely 2723 02:25:59,020 --> 02:26:01,120 Betting shop number two 2724 02:26:01,120 --> 02:26:04,100 There's the George 2725 02:26:04,100 --> 02:26:08,200 The Royal Café 2726 02:26:08,200 --> 02:26:09,200 Goodfellas 2727 02:26:09,200 --> 02:26:12,460 The art of traditional 2728 02:26:12,460 --> 02:26:14,140 Turkish barbering there 2729 02:26:14,140 --> 02:26:15,100 Goodfellas 2730 02:26:15,100 --> 02:26:20,980 Sophisticics 2731 02:26:20,980 --> 02:26:22,020 Thank you very much there 2732 02:26:22,020 --> 02:26:23,620 I live down the road 2733 02:26:23,620 --> 02:26:24,560 From with them 2734 02:26:24,560 --> 02:26:25,100 You say 2735 02:26:25,100 --> 02:26:27,880 It's not very nice 2736 02:26:27,880 --> 02:26:29,660 People round here 2737 02:26:29,660 --> 02:26:30,700 Call it 2738 02:26:30,700 --> 02:26:31,700 Shit them 2739 02:26:31,700 --> 02:26:33,680 Well that is the view 2740 02:26:33,680 --> 02:26:34,500 Of one 2741 02:26:34,500 --> 02:26:35,600 Viewer 2742 02:26:35,600 --> 02:26:36,640 That doesn't make up 2743 02:26:36,640 --> 02:26:37,260 The fucking view 2744 02:26:37,260 --> 02:26:38,020 Of everyone else 2745 02:26:38,020 --> 02:26:39,280 But thanks for the tip as well 2746 02:26:39,280 --> 02:26:40,520 There are sophistices as well 2747 02:26:40,520 --> 02:26:42,580 That is with them 2748 02:26:42,580 --> 02:26:45,660 And according to Farage 2749 02:26:45,660 --> 02:26:46,740 It's been 2750 02:26:46,740 --> 02:26:48,460 It's become a crime 2751 02:26:48,460 --> 02:26:49,500 Hotbed 2752 02:26:49,500 --> 02:26:51,960 In the UK 2753 02:26:51,960 --> 02:26:53,800 And we should all 2754 02:26:53,800 --> 02:26:55,080 Be fucking worried 2755 02:26:55,080 --> 02:26:57,240 And I wonder 2756 02:26:57,240 --> 02:26:58,040 Whereabouts 2757 02:26:58,040 --> 02:26:59,880 The pub is 2758 02:26:59,880 --> 02:27:00,540 That he's doing 2759 02:27:00,540 --> 02:27:01,680 This fucking thing from 2760 02:27:01,680 --> 02:27:06,920 Maybe it was that one 2761 02:27:06,920 --> 02:27:07,460 That first 2762 02:27:07,460 --> 02:27:08,820 That white heart place 2763 02:27:08,820 --> 02:27:09,680 Ah fuck it 2764 02:27:09,680 --> 02:27:11,520 More on this 2765 02:27:11,520 --> 02:27:12,360 More on that later 2766 02:27:12,360 --> 02:27:13,600 Very easy to be dismissive 2767 02:27:13,600 --> 02:27:14,420 Of any figures 2768 02:27:14,420 --> 02:27:15,020 From any 2769 02:27:15,020 --> 02:27:16,280 And we've got a little bit 2770 02:27:16,280 --> 02:27:17,080 Of retribution 2771 02:27:17,080 --> 02:27:18,380 For the place of with them 2772 02:27:18,380 --> 02:27:18,980 There's sophistic 2773 02:27:18,980 --> 02:27:20,260 Saying that the Chinese 2774 02:27:20,260 --> 02:27:21,900 Is banging 2775 02:27:21,900 --> 02:27:23,440 So not all bad 2776 02:27:23,440 --> 02:27:24,440 For with them 2777 02:27:24,440 --> 02:27:25,600 Or shit them 2778 02:27:25,600 --> 02:27:26,480 As it's being 2779 02:27:26,480 --> 02:27:27,800 Dubbed 2780 02:27:27,800 --> 02:27:29,240 Because you can pick and choose 2781 02:27:29,240 --> 02:27:29,800 As you go 2782 02:27:29,800 --> 02:27:31,760 Was that a statue of Thatcher 2783 02:27:31,760 --> 02:27:32,380 Back there 2784 02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:32,920 That could 2785 02:27:32,920 --> 02:27:34,680 Take it down a few notches 2786 02:27:34,680 --> 02:27:36,160 Alright if that's the truth 2787 02:27:36,160 --> 02:27:37,020 I'm not sure 2788 02:27:37,020 --> 02:27:37,880 It was a lady 2789 02:27:37,880 --> 02:27:39,280 With a dog 2790 02:27:39,280 --> 02:27:40,840 A lady 2791 02:27:40,840 --> 02:27:42,260 With a dog 2792 02:27:42,260 --> 02:27:43,300 And look at that 2793 02:27:43,300 --> 02:27:44,820 We can't really tell 2794 02:27:44,820 --> 02:27:45,840 I don't think it's a 2795 02:27:45,840 --> 02:27:47,060 Doesn't look like a 2796 02:27:47,060 --> 02:27:48,280 Thatcherite hat 2797 02:27:48,280 --> 02:27:50,360 Hatcherite 2798 02:27:50,360 --> 02:27:52,280 I'm not sure 2799 02:27:52,280 --> 02:27:53,600 But uh look 2800 02:27:53,600 --> 02:27:56,200 You never know 2801 02:27:56,200 --> 02:27:58,180 You never know 2802 02:27:58,180 --> 02:28:00,060 These kinds of places 2803 02:28:00,060 --> 02:28:05,940 Just have another quick 2804 02:28:05,940 --> 02:28:07,500 Scooch up the other street here 2805 02:28:07,500 --> 02:28:08,600 Sorry I'm intrigued 2806 02:28:08,600 --> 02:28:12,100 Uh I wonder was Farage 2807 02:28:12,100 --> 02:28:14,020 Doing his business in there 2808 02:28:14,020 --> 02:28:16,020 Anaconda G 2809 02:28:16,020 --> 02:28:18,300 Back with the 2810 02:28:18,300 --> 02:28:19,320 Fortui 2811 02:28:19,320 --> 02:28:21,320 You know me 2812 02:28:21,320 --> 02:28:23,060 Thanking you 2813 02:28:23,060 --> 02:28:24,420 V much 2814 02:28:24,420 --> 02:28:25,200 For that 2815 02:28:25,200 --> 02:28:28,200 Hotel room tariffs there 2816 02:28:28,200 --> 02:28:29,220 If you're interested 2817 02:28:29,220 --> 02:28:30,220 In the white heart 2818 02:28:30,220 --> 02:28:31,000 And look at this 2819 02:28:31,000 --> 02:28:32,720 Seven to seven solutions 2820 02:28:32,720 --> 02:28:34,420 Kitchens 2821 02:28:34,420 --> 02:28:35,040 Bedrooms 2822 02:28:35,040 --> 02:28:36,220 Wide range of 2823 02:28:36,220 --> 02:28:37,360 Styles and colours 2824 02:28:37,360 --> 02:28:39,100 Made to measure sizes 2825 02:28:39,100 --> 02:28:40,600 Bathrooms 2826 02:28:40,600 --> 02:28:41,060 Studies 2827 02:28:41,620 --> 02:28:42,060 Bespoke 2828 02:28:42,720 --> 02:28:43,220 Solid 2829 02:28:43,220 --> 02:28:43,900 And painted 2830 02:28:43,900 --> 02:28:44,060 Ranges 2831 02:28:44,780 --> 02:28:46,920 And the bunting 2832 02:28:46,920 --> 02:28:47,900 Is out there 2833 02:28:47,900 --> 02:28:48,500 As well 2834 02:28:48,500 --> 02:28:49,780 We've got another 2835 02:28:49,780 --> 02:28:50,640 Brick or brack 2836 02:28:50,640 --> 02:28:52,180 Fabs 2837 02:28:52,180 --> 02:28:53,540 It looks great 2838 02:28:53,540 --> 02:28:54,440 Looks like it's 2839 02:28:54,440 --> 02:28:55,300 Looks better than 2840 02:28:55,300 --> 02:28:55,940 Poundland 2841 02:28:55,940 --> 02:28:57,440 Down the way 2842 02:28:57,440 --> 02:28:59,680 Uh we've got 2843 02:28:59,680 --> 02:29:00,320 Another 2844 02:29:00,320 --> 02:29:01,220 Barber's 2845 02:29:01,220 --> 02:29:01,980 Called another 2846 02:29:01,980 --> 02:29:03,240 Barber's 2847 02:29:03,240 --> 02:29:05,800 Barstow Eves 2848 02:29:05,800 --> 02:29:06,720 Bit of property 2849 02:29:06,720 --> 02:29:07,220 There 2850 02:29:07,220 --> 02:29:10,040 And none other 2851 02:29:10,040 --> 02:29:11,320 Than my money man 2852 02:29:11,320 --> 02:29:13,240 Which is a currency 2853 02:29:13,240 --> 02:29:14,760 Swap shop or a 2854 02:29:14,760 --> 02:29:16,200 Trade stuff in that 2855 02:29:16,200 --> 02:29:16,900 You've robbed from 2856 02:29:16,900 --> 02:29:17,760 Someone's gaff 2857 02:29:17,760 --> 02:29:18,820 For money 2858 02:29:18,820 --> 02:29:20,300 Quick cash 2859 02:29:20,300 --> 02:29:23,060 Scenario there 2860 02:29:23,060 --> 02:29:25,260 Um 2861 02:29:25,260 --> 02:29:27,780 Few little side streets 2862 02:29:27,780 --> 02:29:29,460 Nothing too major 2863 02:29:29,460 --> 02:29:30,760 Going on around this 2864 02:29:30,760 --> 02:29:31,940 Place it looks like 2865 02:29:31,940 --> 02:29:32,940 It could really be a 2866 02:29:32,940 --> 02:29:33,220 Boring 2867 02:29:33,220 --> 02:29:35,080 Place to be 2868 02:29:35,080 --> 02:29:35,760 Around 2869 02:29:35,760 --> 02:29:37,160 Most of the time 2870 02:29:37,160 --> 02:29:38,480 The old town hall 2871 02:29:38,480 --> 02:29:39,380 Is still doing a bit 2872 02:29:39,380 --> 02:29:39,920 Of business 2873 02:29:39,920 --> 02:29:42,280 But I can't really 2874 02:29:42,280 --> 02:29:43,260 See any crime 2875 02:29:43,260 --> 02:29:45,780 And Monday 2876 02:29:45,780 --> 02:29:48,760 Has been informed 2877 02:29:48,760 --> 02:29:49,800 Of your whereabouts 2878 02:29:49,800 --> 02:29:51,200 He's not happy 2879 02:29:51,200 --> 02:29:54,400 Another betting shop 2880 02:29:54,400 --> 02:29:55,240 There's three of them 2881 02:29:55,240 --> 02:29:56,240 On the one street 2882 02:29:56,240 --> 02:29:56,640 It's 2883 02:29:56,640 --> 02:29:57,720 It's got a great 2884 02:29:57,720 --> 02:29:59,120 Selection of betting shops 2885 02:29:59,120 --> 02:30:04,000 Right we're gonna 2886 02:30:04,000 --> 02:30:04,860 We're gonna go now 2887 02:30:04,860 --> 02:30:05,280 I just 2888 02:30:05,280 --> 02:30:06,520 I am just nosy 2889 02:30:06,520 --> 02:30:06,760 You know 2890 02:30:06,760 --> 02:30:08,500 The golden touch 2891 02:30:08,500 --> 02:30:09,460 It's another 2892 02:30:09,460 --> 02:30:11,000 Turkish barber 2893 02:30:11,000 --> 02:30:11,940 It's to go with 2894 02:30:11,940 --> 02:30:12,780 The good fellas 2895 02:30:12,780 --> 02:30:13,600 Up the road 2896 02:30:13,600 --> 02:30:14,720 And then another 2897 02:30:14,720 --> 02:30:15,640 Barber's called 2898 02:30:15,640 --> 02:30:16,140 Another 2899 02:30:16,140 --> 02:30:17,180 Maybe that's why 2900 02:30:17,180 --> 02:30:17,920 It's called another 2901 02:30:17,920 --> 02:30:18,800 Because there's so 2902 02:30:18,800 --> 02:30:19,300 Many 2903 02:30:19,300 --> 02:30:20,400 Fucking 2904 02:30:20,400 --> 02:30:21,740 Hunna balls 2905 02:30:21,740 --> 02:30:23,060 There 2906 02:30:23,060 --> 02:30:23,840 Hunna balls 2907 02:30:23,840 --> 02:30:25,380 Family funerals 2908 02:30:25,380 --> 02:30:26,220 There if you want to 2909 02:30:26,220 --> 02:30:27,200 Get involved there 2910 02:30:27,200 --> 02:30:28,060 It's there for you 2911 02:30:28,060 --> 02:30:30,460 Byford and Sons 2912 02:30:30,460 --> 02:30:31,500 Furnishers 2913 02:30:31,500 --> 02:30:33,680 A nationwide 2914 02:30:33,680 --> 02:30:34,960 Bank 2915 02:30:34,960 --> 02:30:37,820 Anytime fitness 2916 02:30:37,820 --> 02:30:39,040 Anytime you wanna get 2917 02:30:39,040 --> 02:30:39,780 Fucking fit 2918 02:30:39,780 --> 02:30:40,920 It's there for you 2919 02:30:40,920 --> 02:30:41,900 It's ready for you 2920 02:30:41,900 --> 02:30:42,520 And 2921 02:30:42,520 --> 02:30:45,860 And another funeral 2922 02:30:45,860 --> 02:30:46,960 Services there 2923 02:30:46,960 --> 02:30:47,460 As well 2924 02:30:47,460 --> 02:30:48,320 It seems to be 2925 02:30:48,320 --> 02:30:49,460 A running theme 2926 02:30:49,460 --> 02:30:50,080 Here where you 2927 02:30:50,080 --> 02:30:50,620 Can get your 2928 02:30:50,620 --> 02:30:51,160 Hair cut 2929 02:30:51,160 --> 02:30:52,340 You can have a bet 2930 02:30:52,340 --> 02:30:53,660 And you can arrange 2931 02:30:53,660 --> 02:30:54,480 For a fucking 2932 02:30:54,480 --> 02:30:55,640 Nice exit strategy 2933 02:30:55,640 --> 02:30:56,540 As well at the end 2934 02:30:56,540 --> 02:30:57,560 Of the fucking road 2935 02:30:57,560 --> 02:30:59,460 Go back 2936 02:30:59,460 --> 02:31:00,400 20 fucking years 2937 02:31:00,400 --> 02:31:01,220 Is saying out straight 2938 02:31:01,220 --> 02:31:01,760 What's that 2939 02:31:01,760 --> 02:31:03,160 The overall crime 2940 02:31:03,160 --> 02:31:03,820 Rating with him 2941 02:31:03,820 --> 02:31:04,500 In 2022 2942 02:31:04,500 --> 02:31:05,600 Was 85 crimes 2943 02:31:05,600 --> 02:31:06,380 Per 1000 2944 02:31:06,380 --> 02:31:07,340 People 2945 02:31:07,340 --> 02:31:07,940 A lot of 2946 02:31:07,940 --> 02:31:08,880 Dead people 2947 02:31:08,880 --> 02:31:09,340 In the place 2948 02:31:09,340 --> 02:31:11,640 What did I miss there 2949 02:31:11,640 --> 02:31:12,700 Did I miss anything 2950 02:31:12,700 --> 02:31:13,440 Someone saying there 2951 02:31:13,440 --> 02:31:13,980 Go back 2952 02:31:13,980 --> 02:31:14,720 I mean I don't really 2953 02:31:14,720 --> 02:31:15,980 Want to go back 2954 02:31:15,980 --> 02:31:16,520 To be honest 2955 02:31:16,520 --> 02:31:18,240 Jim logo is a swastika 2956 02:31:18,240 --> 02:31:19,160 As somebody said there 2957 02:31:19,160 --> 02:31:19,960 20 fucking years 2958 02:31:19,960 --> 02:31:21,140 I don't think so 2959 02:31:21,140 --> 02:31:22,120 I think you're seeing things 2960 02:31:22,120 --> 02:31:23,500 But it does look 2961 02:31:23,500 --> 02:31:25,480 Slightly fascistic 2962 02:31:25,480 --> 02:31:26,040 It's 2963 02:31:26,040 --> 02:31:27,580 It's definitely 2964 02:31:27,580 --> 02:31:29,340 On the spectrum 2965 02:31:29,340 --> 02:31:31,620 Of fascistic tendencies 2966 02:31:31,620 --> 02:31:33,240 And look 2967 02:31:33,240 --> 02:31:34,000 I don't want to be 2968 02:31:34,000 --> 02:31:35,480 Slandering anybody's business 2969 02:31:35,480 --> 02:31:36,360 Or anything like that 2970 02:31:36,360 --> 02:31:36,560 But 2971 02:31:36,560 --> 02:31:38,340 You might wanna get 2972 02:31:38,340 --> 02:31:39,180 That checked out 2973 02:31:39,180 --> 02:31:40,060 It's meant to be a man 2974 02:31:40,060 --> 02:31:41,580 Who's on run somewhere 2975 02:31:41,580 --> 02:31:42,160 But look 2976 02:31:42,160 --> 02:31:44,780 Could be something else 2977 02:31:44,780 --> 02:31:46,180 Could be fucking 2978 02:31:46,180 --> 02:31:46,960 Something else 2979 02:31:46,960 --> 02:31:48,940 But great 2980 02:31:48,940 --> 02:31:50,020 Great pavements 2981 02:31:50,020 --> 02:31:51,140 For the fucking 2982 02:31:51,140 --> 02:31:51,940 Mini scooters 2983 02:31:51,940 --> 02:31:53,140 And all that kind of business 2984 02:31:53,140 --> 02:31:55,000 Very flat 2985 02:31:55,000 --> 02:31:56,480 And she'd wanna be careful 2986 02:31:56,480 --> 02:31:59,080 With that bag 2987 02:31:59,080 --> 02:32:00,100 On the feet 2988 02:32:00,100 --> 02:32:01,080 Of the floor 2989 02:32:01,080 --> 02:32:03,080 Cause it could fall off 2990 02:32:03,080 --> 02:32:04,100 You know if she's doing 2991 02:32:04,100 --> 02:32:05,100 Some speed in that 2992 02:32:05,100 --> 02:32:06,140 It could fall off 2993 02:32:06,140 --> 02:32:06,840 Onto the ground 2994 02:32:06,840 --> 02:32:07,960 Or somebody 2995 02:32:07,960 --> 02:32:09,540 If the crime is going up 2996 02:32:09,540 --> 02:32:10,920 Which we've been 2997 02:32:10,920 --> 02:32:12,060 Reliably informed 2998 02:32:12,060 --> 02:32:13,080 It has 2999 02:32:13,080 --> 02:32:14,800 Someone could fucking 3000 02:32:14,800 --> 02:32:15,780 Half inch it 3001 02:32:15,780 --> 02:32:16,600 And away with it 3002 02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:18,940 And they'd be well fit 3003 02:32:18,940 --> 02:32:19,240 As well 3004 02:32:19,240 --> 02:32:19,880 Because they've been 3005 02:32:19,880 --> 02:32:20,880 In that fucking 3006 02:32:20,880 --> 02:32:21,780 Nazi gym 3007 02:32:21,780 --> 02:32:22,800 Back there 3008 02:32:22,800 --> 02:32:25,040 Um 3009 02:32:25,040 --> 02:32:26,940 Nothing really else 3010 02:32:26,940 --> 02:32:27,440 Much 3011 02:32:27,440 --> 02:32:28,580 Going on 3012 02:32:28,580 --> 02:32:29,580 Down and fucking 3013 02:32:29,580 --> 02:32:30,080 With them 3014 02:32:30,080 --> 02:32:31,300 But check out this 3015 02:32:31,300 --> 02:32:32,100 Here we go 3016 02:32:32,100 --> 02:32:34,220 You shop around 3017 02:32:34,220 --> 02:32:36,600 You shop around 3018 02:32:36,600 --> 02:32:37,740 You eventually find 3019 02:32:37,740 --> 02:32:38,800 Something amazing 3020 02:32:38,800 --> 02:32:40,180 And it is 3021 02:32:40,180 --> 02:32:41,380 Possibly 3022 02:32:41,380 --> 02:32:43,040 One of the most 3023 02:32:43,040 --> 02:32:44,260 Interesting 3024 02:32:44,260 --> 02:32:46,260 Fish shops 3025 02:32:46,260 --> 02:32:47,800 You're ever likely 3026 02:32:47,800 --> 02:32:48,380 To see 3027 02:32:48,380 --> 02:32:50,120 The motif 3028 02:32:50,120 --> 02:32:50,860 Is that 3029 02:32:50,860 --> 02:32:51,980 The graphic design 3030 02:32:51,980 --> 02:32:54,260 Will shock and awe you 3031 02:32:54,260 --> 02:32:55,500 Let's get a better 3032 02:32:55,500 --> 02:32:56,940 Fucking situation here 3033 02:32:56,940 --> 02:32:57,620 Can we just move on 3034 02:32:57,620 --> 02:32:58,240 One step 3035 02:32:58,240 --> 02:33:01,860 Okay I can't really 3036 02:33:01,860 --> 02:33:02,220 Go any 3037 02:33:02,220 --> 02:33:03,400 This is the best 3038 02:33:03,400 --> 02:33:04,260 We can do here 3039 02:33:04,260 --> 02:33:05,240 It's the UK 3040 02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:06,260 Fish bar 3041 02:33:06,260 --> 02:33:07,500 Kevabs burgers 3042 02:33:07,500 --> 02:33:08,000 Fish chips 3043 02:33:08,000 --> 02:33:08,980 Pies and sausages 3044 02:33:08,980 --> 02:33:11,020 And they've gone 3045 02:33:11,020 --> 02:33:12,360 For an under the sea 3046 02:33:12,360 --> 02:33:12,820 Kind of 3047 02:33:12,820 --> 02:33:14,580 Jack Cousteau 3048 02:33:14,580 --> 02:33:16,260 COVID-19 3049 02:33:16,260 --> 02:33:17,540 Kill 3050 02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,360 Fian 3051 02:33:18,360 --> 02:33:18,900 Kill it 3052 02:33:18,900 --> 02:33:20,340 Thank you very much 3053 02:33:20,340 --> 02:33:21,320 Any chance 3054 02:33:21,320 --> 02:33:22,220 Of a cheeky 3055 02:33:22,220 --> 02:33:22,860 Shafé 3056 02:33:22,860 --> 02:33:23,720 Or has he been 3057 02:33:23,720 --> 02:33:24,160 Retired 3058 02:33:24,160 --> 02:33:24,960 Look I 3059 02:33:24,960 --> 02:33:25,420 I mean 3060 02:33:25,420 --> 02:33:26,620 There's no 3061 02:33:26,620 --> 02:33:28,820 It's open ended 3062 02:33:28,820 --> 02:33:29,800 On the Shafé-ness 3063 02:33:29,800 --> 02:33:30,720 I mean I've never 3064 02:33:30,720 --> 02:33:31,320 Ever 3065 02:33:31,320 --> 02:33:32,240 Ever stopped 3066 02:33:32,240 --> 02:33:33,200 Or nor will I ever 3067 02:33:33,200 --> 02:33:33,600 Stop 3068 02:33:33,600 --> 02:33:34,800 Loving 3069 02:33:34,800 --> 02:33:35,580 That 3070 02:33:35,580 --> 02:33:36,240 Show 3071 02:33:36,240 --> 02:33:37,440 And that man 3072 02:33:37,440 --> 02:33:38,040 Has been like a 3073 02:33:38,040 --> 02:33:38,720 Father to me 3074 02:33:38,720 --> 02:33:40,820 So if anything 3075 02:33:40,820 --> 02:33:42,580 He's waiting in the 3076 02:33:42,580 --> 02:33:43,860 Rafters 3077 02:33:43,860 --> 02:33:44,700 Right now 3078 02:33:44,700 --> 02:33:45,740 We're kind of 3079 02:33:45,740 --> 02:33:46,740 We've got a lot on our 3080 02:33:46,740 --> 02:33:47,420 Plate at the moment 3081 02:33:47,420 --> 02:33:48,480 Thanks for the tip though 3082 02:33:48,480 --> 02:33:49,800 Now that's somebody's 3083 02:33:49,800 --> 02:33:50,700 Bedroom up there 3084 02:33:50,700 --> 02:33:51,940 But they have been 3085 02:33:51,940 --> 02:33:53,140 Integrated into a 3086 02:33:53,140 --> 02:33:54,100 Fish bar 3087 02:33:54,100 --> 02:33:55,280 Graphic design 3088 02:33:55,280 --> 02:33:56,280 Scenario 3089 02:33:56,280 --> 02:33:57,200 Monstrosity 3090 02:33:57,200 --> 02:33:58,420 Those windows 3091 02:33:58,420 --> 02:33:59,600 Need to be 3092 02:33:59,600 --> 02:34:00,180 Upgraded 3093 02:34:00,180 --> 02:34:01,400 Possibly you'd think 3094 02:34:01,400 --> 02:34:02,320 With the amount of 3095 02:34:02,320 --> 02:34:03,000 Catchment 3096 02:34:03,000 --> 02:34:03,980 Bit of a fish 3097 02:34:03,980 --> 02:34:05,020 Fishing pun there 3098 02:34:05,020 --> 02:34:06,740 That they would have 3099 02:34:06,740 --> 02:34:07,840 Due to the 3100 02:34:07,840 --> 02:34:08,520 Fantastical 3101 02:34:08,520 --> 02:34:09,320 Graphic design 3102 02:34:09,320 --> 02:34:10,500 That they would be 3103 02:34:10,500 --> 02:34:11,160 Making enough 3104 02:34:11,160 --> 02:34:11,660 To be able to 3105 02:34:11,660 --> 02:34:12,640 Modify and upgrade 3106 02:34:12,640 --> 02:34:13,220 Those windows 3107 02:34:13,220 --> 02:34:14,000 I'm not particularly 3108 02:34:14,000 --> 02:34:14,620 Too sure 3109 02:34:14,620 --> 02:34:15,540 The opening times 3110 02:34:15,540 --> 02:34:15,900 They're 3111 02:34:15,900 --> 02:34:16,720 Plain to sea 3112 02:34:16,720 --> 02:34:17,660 2.30pm 3113 02:34:17,660 --> 02:34:18,540 Across the board 3114 02:34:18,540 --> 02:34:20,280 One on a Friday 3115 02:34:20,280 --> 02:34:21,300 One on a Saturday 3116 02:34:21,300 --> 02:34:22,700 At 4pm on a Sunday 3117 02:34:22,700 --> 02:34:24,100 And they're open late 3118 02:34:24,100 --> 02:34:24,740 On Sundays 3119 02:34:24,740 --> 02:34:25,640 11 3120 02:34:25,640 --> 02:34:27,580 During the week 3121 02:34:27,580 --> 02:34:28,420 But you can get your 3122 02:34:28,420 --> 02:34:29,140 Kebabs there 3123 02:34:29,140 --> 02:34:29,620 And they've 3124 02:34:29,620 --> 02:34:30,000 Lovely 3125 02:34:30,000 --> 02:34:30,920 Look at the bottom 3126 02:34:30,920 --> 02:34:31,560 Of the ocean 3127 02:34:31,560 --> 02:34:32,400 Where you'd probably 3128 02:34:32,400 --> 02:34:33,440 Find that fucking 3129 02:34:33,440 --> 02:34:34,320 Submersible 3130 02:34:34,320 --> 02:34:35,220 That got lost 3131 02:34:35,220 --> 02:34:35,680 Fucking 3132 02:34:35,680 --> 02:34:37,620 Hoxton Thorax 3133 02:34:37,620 --> 02:34:38,240 Or whatever his name 3134 02:34:38,240 --> 02:34:39,080 Hoxton Reed 3135 02:34:39,080 --> 02:34:39,300 Or 3136 02:34:39,300 --> 02:34:41,320 Whatever his fucking name was 3137 02:34:41,320 --> 02:34:42,660 At the bottom of the ocean 3138 02:34:42,660 --> 02:34:43,140 Here 3139 02:34:43,140 --> 02:34:44,580 You will find 3140 02:34:44,580 --> 02:34:45,520 Burgers 3141 02:34:45,520 --> 02:34:46,120 Chips 3142 02:34:46,120 --> 02:34:46,900 Pies 3143 02:34:46,900 --> 02:34:47,960 Tartar sauce 3144 02:34:47,960 --> 02:34:49,660 Cans of minerals 3145 02:34:49,660 --> 02:34:51,180 Tacos 3146 02:34:51,180 --> 02:34:52,160 Fucking 3147 02:34:52,160 --> 02:34:54,320 Kebabs 3148 02:34:54,320 --> 02:34:55,560 Whatever the hell you want 3149 02:34:55,560 --> 02:34:56,640 It's there as well 3150 02:34:56,640 --> 02:34:58,400 And these guys 3151 02:34:58,400 --> 02:35:00,500 Do a mean 3152 02:35:00,500 --> 02:35:01,860 Sausage 3153 02:35:01,860 --> 02:35:02,980 That's what I've been told 3154 02:35:02,980 --> 02:35:03,920 A mean 3155 02:35:03,920 --> 02:35:04,800 Sausage 3156 02:35:04,800 --> 02:35:05,740 Don't know whether or not 3157 02:35:05,740 --> 02:35:06,560 It's halal there 3158 02:35:06,560 --> 02:35:07,280 Sean 3159 02:35:07,280 --> 02:35:07,920 Kiernan 3160 02:35:07,920 --> 02:35:09,300 Um 3161 02:35:09,300 --> 02:35:11,300 You asked the question 3162 02:35:11,300 --> 02:35:12,480 I haven't given you 3163 02:35:12,480 --> 02:35:13,000 The answer 3164 02:35:13,000 --> 02:35:13,580 But look 3165 02:35:13,580 --> 02:35:14,740 Let's just wait 3166 02:35:14,740 --> 02:35:15,340 And see 3167 02:35:15,340 --> 02:35:17,080 How that transpires 3168 02:35:17,080 --> 02:35:18,340 You never know how that might 3169 02:35:18,340 --> 02:35:19,880 We might find out 3170 02:35:19,880 --> 02:35:20,660 At some stage 3171 02:35:20,660 --> 02:35:21,880 During the next 3172 02:35:21,880 --> 02:35:22,400 While 3173 02:35:22,400 --> 02:35:23,920 And check out that 3174 02:35:23,920 --> 02:35:25,000 If that wasn't 3175 02:35:25,000 --> 02:35:25,540 Your bag 3176 02:35:25,540 --> 02:35:27,240 Make sure to get down 3177 02:35:27,240 --> 02:35:29,380 To the rather inconspicuous 3178 02:35:29,380 --> 02:35:30,840 Tommy Tuckers 3179 02:35:30,840 --> 02:35:32,640 Down at the side hatch 3180 02:35:32,640 --> 02:35:33,720 On Mill Lane 3181 02:35:33,720 --> 02:35:35,340 It's a beautiful little bit 3182 02:35:35,340 --> 02:35:35,820 Of business 3183 02:35:35,820 --> 02:35:37,360 They haven't really 3184 02:35:37,360 --> 02:35:38,140 Gone all out 3185 02:35:38,140 --> 02:35:39,120 On the signage 3186 02:35:39,120 --> 02:35:40,220 In the same way 3187 02:35:40,220 --> 02:35:41,360 That UK Fish 3188 02:35:41,360 --> 02:35:42,120 Bar 3189 02:35:42,120 --> 02:35:43,820 The UK Fish Bar 3190 02:35:43,820 --> 02:35:45,100 Knows what it is 3191 02:35:45,100 --> 02:35:46,180 It's a brand 3192 02:35:46,180 --> 02:35:47,200 That's strong 3193 02:35:47,200 --> 02:35:48,160 In a sense of itself 3194 02:35:48,160 --> 02:35:48,820 Thanks very much 3195 02:35:48,820 --> 02:35:49,240 For the tip 3196 02:35:49,240 --> 02:35:49,600 By the way 3197 02:35:49,600 --> 02:35:50,200 Andy the fork 3198 02:35:50,200 --> 02:35:51,200 I hope you're 3199 02:35:51,200 --> 02:35:51,960 Getting on well 3200 02:35:51,960 --> 02:35:53,480 The branding 3201 02:35:53,480 --> 02:35:54,480 Of UK Fish 3202 02:35:54,480 --> 02:35:55,480 Is so confident 3203 02:35:55,480 --> 02:35:56,040 And strong 3204 02:35:56,040 --> 02:35:56,720 And bold 3205 02:35:56,720 --> 02:35:58,620 That old 3206 02:35:58,620 --> 02:35:59,440 Tommy Tuckers 3207 02:35:59,440 --> 02:36:00,060 Down here 3208 02:36:00,060 --> 02:36:01,620 Has been left 3209 02:36:01,620 --> 02:36:02,520 In the past 3210 02:36:02,520 --> 02:36:03,380 And they really need 3211 02:36:03,380 --> 02:36:03,960 To upgrade 3212 02:36:03,960 --> 02:36:04,640 And upscale 3213 02:36:04,640 --> 02:36:05,200 Their business 3214 02:36:05,200 --> 02:36:06,460 I'd love to go down 3215 02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:07,060 There with a 3216 02:36:07,060 --> 02:36:07,980 Fucking notepad 3217 02:36:07,980 --> 02:36:08,760 And a clipboard 3218 02:36:08,760 --> 02:36:10,800 And give them 3219 02:36:10,800 --> 02:36:11,400 A strategy 3220 02:36:11,400 --> 02:36:12,420 To be proud of 3221 02:36:12,420 --> 02:36:14,220 But Tommy Tuckers 3222 02:36:14,220 --> 02:36:14,700 Is there 3223 02:36:14,700 --> 02:36:15,520 I think that's 3224 02:36:15,520 --> 02:36:15,800 Meant to be 3225 02:36:15,800 --> 02:36:16,720 A pint of beer 3226 02:36:16,720 --> 02:36:17,600 But it looks like 3227 02:36:17,600 --> 02:36:18,220 It's coming out 3228 02:36:18,220 --> 02:36:18,760 Of a cupboard 3229 02:36:18,760 --> 02:36:19,160 Is it 3230 02:36:19,160 --> 02:36:19,460 I don't know 3231 02:36:19,460 --> 02:36:19,920 What that's 3232 02:36:19,920 --> 02:36:20,260 Meant to be 3233 02:36:20,260 --> 02:36:20,860 Behind it 3234 02:36:20,860 --> 02:36:21,640 Unless that's 3235 02:36:21,640 --> 02:36:22,360 The machine 3236 02:36:22,360 --> 02:36:23,620 That has the 3237 02:36:23,620 --> 02:36:24,700 Draft alcohol 3238 02:36:24,700 --> 02:36:25,740 Inside it 3239 02:36:25,740 --> 02:36:28,180 It's not a 3240 02:36:28,180 --> 02:36:28,920 Donner is it 3241 02:36:28,920 --> 02:36:31,840 And then 3242 02:36:31,840 --> 02:36:32,840 A kind of a 3243 02:36:32,840 --> 02:36:33,320 Banksy 3244 02:36:33,320 --> 02:36:33,980 But it's not 3245 02:36:33,980 --> 02:36:34,580 A Banksy 3246 02:36:34,580 --> 02:36:34,940 There 3247 02:36:34,940 --> 02:36:35,440 And we have 3248 02:36:35,440 --> 02:36:35,900 To go back 3249 02:36:35,900 --> 02:36:36,340 In time 3250 02:36:36,340 --> 02:36:36,840 For a moment 3251 02:36:36,840 --> 02:36:37,640 To see that 3252 02:36:37,640 --> 02:36:39,200 Is it a bit 3253 02:36:39,200 --> 02:36:40,160 Of social commentary 3254 02:36:40,160 --> 02:36:40,800 Or is it 3255 02:36:40,800 --> 02:36:41,400 Just something 3256 02:36:41,400 --> 02:36:41,800 They've 3257 02:36:41,800 --> 02:36:42,700 I'd love to see 3258 02:36:42,700 --> 02:36:43,340 That actually 3259 02:36:43,340 --> 02:36:44,940 May 2023 3260 02:36:44,940 --> 02:36:45,620 This isn't 3261 02:36:45,620 --> 02:36:46,360 Long ago 3262 02:36:46,360 --> 02:36:48,900 We see 3263 02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:49,240 There 3264 02:36:49,240 --> 02:36:49,540 Yeah 3265 02:36:49,540 --> 02:36:50,460 Let's have a look 3266 02:36:50,460 --> 02:36:52,860 Past caring 3267 02:36:52,860 --> 02:36:54,320 Antiques 3268 02:36:54,320 --> 02:36:55,080 Weird stuff 3269 02:36:55,080 --> 02:36:55,720 Cool junk 3270 02:36:55,720 --> 02:36:56,200 Retro 3271 02:36:56,200 --> 02:36:56,660 Looks like 3272 02:36:56,660 --> 02:36:57,120 They've tried 3273 02:36:57,120 --> 02:36:57,500 To do a 3274 02:36:57,500 --> 02:36:57,920 Banksy 3275 02:36:57,920 --> 02:37:00,520 Of their own 3276 02:37:00,520 --> 02:37:03,400 Stockton rush 3277 02:37:03,400 --> 02:37:04,680 Stockton kush 3278 02:37:04,680 --> 02:37:05,420 Thank you very 3279 02:37:05,420 --> 02:37:06,060 Much there 3280 02:37:06,060 --> 02:37:07,940 We're going 3281 02:37:07,940 --> 02:37:08,280 Down 3282 02:37:08,280 --> 02:37:08,900 We're going 3283 02:37:08,900 --> 02:37:09,220 Down the 3284 02:37:09,220 --> 02:37:10,140 Fucking titanic 3285 02:37:10,140 --> 02:37:11,120 Burial ground 3286 02:37:11,120 --> 02:37:12,300 To smoke a bit 3287 02:37:12,300 --> 02:37:13,200 Of stockton 3288 02:37:13,200 --> 02:37:13,760 Kush 3289 02:37:13,760 --> 02:37:15,400 Make sure you 3290 02:37:15,400 --> 02:37:15,760 Bring your 3291 02:37:15,760 --> 02:37:16,680 Fucking titanic 3292 02:37:16,680 --> 02:37:17,700 Submersible unit 3293 02:37:17,700 --> 02:37:18,200 So we can 3294 02:37:18,200 --> 02:37:19,000 Hotbox it 3295 02:37:19,000 --> 02:37:19,960 Thanks very much 3296 02:37:19,960 --> 02:37:20,680 There kebab 3297 02:37:20,680 --> 02:37:21,760 Very very kind 3298 02:37:21,760 --> 02:37:22,000 Of you there 3299 02:37:22,000 --> 02:37:22,460 So they've done 3300 02:37:22,460 --> 02:37:22,780 Their own 3301 02:37:22,780 --> 02:37:23,260 Banksy 3302 02:37:23,260 --> 02:37:25,260 Which is nice 3303 02:37:25,260 --> 02:37:26,140 Of them as well 3304 02:37:26,140 --> 02:37:27,340 It's a twist 3305 02:37:27,340 --> 02:37:28,360 On the tail 3306 02:37:28,360 --> 02:37:29,640 Of having nothing 3307 02:37:29,640 --> 02:37:30,740 Really good about 3308 02:37:30,740 --> 02:37:31,260 Your fucking 3309 02:37:31,260 --> 02:37:31,780 Exterior 3310 02:37:31,780 --> 02:37:32,960 And then some 3311 02:37:32,960 --> 02:37:33,400 Of these 3312 02:37:33,400 --> 02:37:34,360 Maybe they're 3313 02:37:34,360 --> 02:37:35,040 At the swan 3314 02:37:35,040 --> 02:37:35,540 Maybe 3315 02:37:35,540 --> 02:37:36,560 This is 3316 02:37:36,560 --> 02:37:37,520 Little trip 3317 02:37:37,520 --> 02:37:38,440 Down google 3318 02:37:38,440 --> 02:37:39,080 Street view 3319 02:37:39,080 --> 02:37:40,400 Lane here 3320 02:37:40,400 --> 02:37:41,300 Was initially 3321 02:37:41,300 --> 02:37:42,040 Just to try 3322 02:37:42,040 --> 02:37:42,620 And find out 3323 02:37:42,620 --> 02:37:43,420 Where Farage 3324 02:37:43,420 --> 02:37:45,740 Was doing his 3325 02:37:45,740 --> 02:37:46,920 Show from 3326 02:37:46,920 --> 02:37:47,780 Thank you very 3327 02:37:47,780 --> 02:37:48,260 Much there 3328 02:37:48,260 --> 02:37:49,300 Happy birthday 3329 02:37:49,300 --> 02:37:49,980 To Kate 3330 02:37:49,980 --> 02:37:51,100 I was supposed 3331 02:37:51,100 --> 02:37:51,740 To play another 3332 02:37:51,740 --> 02:37:52,740 Game of chess 3333 02:37:52,740 --> 02:37:53,600 With Thomas 3334 02:37:53,600 --> 02:37:55,560 But I can't 3335 02:37:55,560 --> 02:37:56,120 Really seem 3336 02:37:56,120 --> 02:37:56,560 To see 3337 02:37:56,560 --> 02:37:57,920 Where or not 3338 02:37:57,920 --> 02:37:58,840 Farage would 3339 02:37:58,840 --> 02:37:59,740 Be located 3340 02:37:59,740 --> 02:38:00,540 Or based 3341 02:38:00,540 --> 02:38:01,680 Look at this 3342 02:38:01,680 --> 02:38:03,140 Sorry I'm getting 3343 02:38:03,140 --> 02:38:03,980 Lost here 3344 02:38:03,980 --> 02:38:04,260 It's 3345 02:38:04,260 --> 02:38:05,420 It is nice 3346 02:38:05,420 --> 02:38:06,380 To have a nose 3347 02:38:06,380 --> 02:38:07,120 Around though 3348 02:38:07,120 --> 02:38:07,500 You know 3349 02:38:07,500 --> 02:38:10,100 I thought I saw 3350 02:38:10,100 --> 02:38:10,700 A little there 3351 02:38:10,700 --> 02:38:11,120 But I think 3352 02:38:11,120 --> 02:38:11,600 We've gone into 3353 02:38:11,600 --> 02:38:12,220 The car park 3354 02:38:12,220 --> 02:38:12,780 Of a fucking 3355 02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,780 Institution 3356 02:38:14,780 --> 02:38:15,320 Or something 3357 02:38:15,320 --> 02:38:16,420 There was a 3358 02:38:16,420 --> 02:38:16,940 Fellow trying to 3359 02:38:16,940 --> 02:38:17,500 Get into his 3360 02:38:17,500 --> 02:38:18,060 Door there 3361 02:38:18,060 --> 02:38:18,420 We should go 3362 02:38:18,420 --> 02:38:18,660 Back 3363 02:38:18,660 --> 02:38:19,080 Look there was 3364 02:38:19,080 --> 02:38:19,600 A sign for 3365 02:38:19,600 --> 02:38:20,120 Little and now 3366 02:38:20,120 --> 02:38:20,680 It's gone 3367 02:38:20,680 --> 02:38:21,920 In October 2010 3368 02:38:21,920 --> 02:38:23,160 There was no 3369 02:38:23,160 --> 02:38:24,140 Little but there 3370 02:38:24,140 --> 02:38:25,100 Was a man 3371 02:38:25,100 --> 02:38:27,260 Getting into his 3372 02:38:27,260 --> 02:38:28,340 House over there 3373 02:38:28,340 --> 02:38:29,040 Which is an 3374 02:38:29,040 --> 02:38:30,140 Interesting looking 3375 02:38:30,140 --> 02:38:30,880 House that is an 3376 02:38:30,880 --> 02:38:31,480 Interesting looking 3377 02:38:31,480 --> 02:38:33,180 Door got rid of 3378 02:38:33,180 --> 02:38:33,740 That but the 3379 02:38:33,740 --> 02:38:34,740 Door needs to be 3380 02:38:34,740 --> 02:38:35,600 Upgraded because 3381 02:38:35,600 --> 02:38:36,440 I wouldn't feel 3382 02:38:36,440 --> 02:38:37,340 Safe or sound 3383 02:38:37,340 --> 02:38:38,080 Or secure in 3384 02:38:38,080 --> 02:38:39,380 There what's 3385 02:38:39,380 --> 02:38:40,980 More there 3386 02:38:40,980 --> 02:38:41,860 Seems to be 3387 02:38:41,860 --> 02:38:42,880 Something on the 3388 02:38:42,880 --> 02:38:43,780 Outside here like 3389 02:38:43,780 --> 02:38:44,260 There was like 3390 02:38:44,260 --> 02:38:44,780 Some kind of 3391 02:38:44,780 --> 02:38:45,640 Miniature gate 3392 02:38:45,640 --> 02:38:46,600 But that has 3393 02:38:46,600 --> 02:38:47,180 Gone now 3394 02:38:47,180 --> 02:38:48,840 That has gone 3395 02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,660 And uh 3396 02:38:50,660 --> 02:38:51,560 So as your 3397 02:38:51,560 --> 02:38:52,420 Man it seems 3398 02:38:52,420 --> 02:38:53,180 Little is down 3399 02:38:53,180 --> 02:38:53,800 Here but look 3400 02:38:53,800 --> 02:38:54,460 If you go down 3401 02:38:54,460 --> 02:38:55,680 Here you end 3402 02:38:55,680 --> 02:38:56,060 Up going to 3403 02:38:56,060 --> 02:38:57,820 2010 into 3404 02:38:57,820 --> 02:38:58,480 Some fucking 3405 02:38:58,480 --> 02:38:59,960 Solar power 3406 02:38:59,960 --> 02:39:00,740 Place or it 3407 02:39:00,740 --> 02:39:01,080 Looks like 3408 02:39:01,080 --> 02:39:01,560 Well it looks 3409 02:39:01,560 --> 02:39:02,340 Like a school 3410 02:39:02,340 --> 02:39:05,160 Brasso 3411 02:39:05,160 --> 02:39:05,900 Porsk 3412 02:39:05,900 --> 02:39:07,420 Porskniter 3413 02:39:07,420 --> 02:39:11,040 Brasso 3414 02:39:11,040 --> 02:39:11,700 Porskniter 3415 02:39:11,700 --> 02:39:12,480 And then look 3416 02:39:12,480 --> 02:39:13,460 That's it's got 3417 02:39:13,460 --> 02:39:14,480 A it's got a 3418 02:39:14,480 --> 02:39:15,400 Fucking water 3419 02:39:15,400 --> 02:39:16,080 Slide in there 3420 02:39:16,080 --> 02:39:16,700 They must have 3421 02:39:16,700 --> 02:39:17,520 Won the lottery 3422 02:39:17,520 --> 02:39:19,600 At some stage 3423 02:39:19,600 --> 02:39:20,120 Because the 3424 02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:20,860 Adverts seem 3425 02:39:20,860 --> 02:39:21,400 To suggest 3426 02:39:21,400 --> 02:39:22,380 That everybody 3427 02:39:22,380 --> 02:39:23,320 Who wins the 3428 02:39:23,320 --> 02:39:24,040 Lottery seems 3429 02:39:24,040 --> 02:39:24,540 To want to 3430 02:39:24,540 --> 02:39:25,120 Install some 3431 02:39:25,120 --> 02:39:26,360 Kind of fun 3432 02:39:26,360 --> 02:39:27,020 Splash 3433 02:39:27,020 --> 02:39:28,280 Water slide 3434 02:39:28,280 --> 02:39:29,820 Arrangement in 3435 02:39:29,820 --> 02:39:30,400 Their gaff 3436 02:39:30,400 --> 02:39:32,060 I don't know 3437 02:39:32,060 --> 02:39:32,620 I don't know 3438 02:39:32,620 --> 02:39:33,180 What the story 3439 02:39:33,180 --> 02:39:33,600 Is there 3440 02:39:33,600 --> 02:39:36,920 But it really 3441 02:39:36,920 --> 02:39:39,880 Is an interesting 3442 02:39:39,880 --> 02:39:41,020 Town there 3443 02:39:41,020 --> 02:39:41,360 Pick 3444 02:39:41,360 --> 02:39:42,280 Plastering there 3445 02:39:42,280 --> 02:39:43,080 If you want 3446 02:39:43,080 --> 02:39:44,260 Any plastering 3447 02:39:44,260 --> 02:39:44,900 You can get 3448 02:39:44,900 --> 02:39:45,500 That done 3449 02:39:45,500 --> 02:39:47,260 As and when 3450 02:39:47,260 --> 02:39:48,340 You order 3451 02:39:48,340 --> 02:39:49,120 It or 3452 02:39:49,120 --> 02:39:50,420 As you 3453 02:39:50,420 --> 02:39:51,220 Please 3454 02:39:51,220 --> 02:39:52,260 I think that's 3455 02:39:52,260 --> 02:39:52,500 Us 3456 02:39:52,500 --> 02:39:53,660 This looks 3457 02:39:53,660 --> 02:39:54,140 Kind of 3458 02:39:54,140 --> 02:39:54,520 Farage 3459 02:39:54,520 --> 02:39:54,940 Yes this 3460 02:39:54,940 --> 02:39:55,300 Looks like 3461 02:39:55,300 --> 02:39:55,720 The kind of 3462 02:39:55,720 --> 02:39:55,980 Place 3463 02:39:55,980 --> 02:39:56,620 A kind of 3464 02:39:56,620 --> 02:39:57,740 A pub 3465 02:39:57,740 --> 02:39:58,620 With a 3466 02:39:58,620 --> 02:39:59,380 British flag 3467 02:39:59,380 --> 02:40:00,220 Naval flag 3468 02:40:00,220 --> 02:40:01,020 Outside or 3469 02:40:01,020 --> 02:40:01,360 Something 3470 02:40:01,360 --> 02:40:03,400 The Royal 3471 02:40:03,400 --> 02:40:04,120 Air Force 3472 02:40:04,120 --> 02:40:04,940 Association 3473 02:40:04,940 --> 02:40:10,880 This could be 3474 02:40:10,880 --> 02:40:11,240 It so 3475 02:40:11,240 --> 02:40:12,020 Sophistics 3476 02:40:12,020 --> 02:40:12,620 Actually was 3477 02:40:12,620 --> 02:40:13,260 Saying there 3478 02:40:13,260 --> 02:40:13,580 That 3479 02:40:13,580 --> 02:40:16,160 This is a 3480 02:40:16,160 --> 02:40:17,180 Nearby place 3481 02:40:17,180 --> 02:40:17,520 I mean 3482 02:40:17,520 --> 02:40:18,120 There must have 3483 02:40:18,120 --> 02:40:18,760 Been a lot 3484 02:40:18,760 --> 02:40:19,560 Of fucking 3485 02:40:19,560 --> 02:40:21,140 Furor and 3486 02:40:21,140 --> 02:40:21,840 Fervor 3487 02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:23,120 Regarding 3488 02:40:23,120 --> 02:40:23,920 Farage's 3489 02:40:23,920 --> 02:40:24,720 Appearance 3490 02:40:24,720 --> 02:40:25,480 I mean I'm 3491 02:40:25,480 --> 02:40:26,100 Very surprised 3492 02:40:26,100 --> 02:40:26,440 That you 3493 02:40:26,440 --> 02:40:27,180 Didn't attend 3494 02:40:27,180 --> 02:40:28,640 Yourself 3495 02:40:28,640 --> 02:40:29,080 Maybe you 3496 02:40:29,080 --> 02:40:29,240 Did 3497 02:40:29,240 --> 02:40:29,740 Maybe you're 3498 02:40:29,740 --> 02:40:30,260 There and 3499 02:40:30,260 --> 02:40:30,580 You just 3500 02:40:30,580 --> 02:40:31,120 Don't want 3501 02:40:31,120 --> 02:40:31,560 Anyone to 3502 02:40:31,560 --> 02:40:32,060 Know about 3503 02:40:32,060 --> 02:40:32,240 It 3504 02:40:32,240 --> 02:40:33,200 What's important 3505 02:40:33,200 --> 02:40:33,600 Is the 3506 02:40:33,600 --> 02:40:34,020 Perception 3507 02:40:34,020 --> 02:40:34,400 It's what 3508 02:40:34,400 --> 02:40:35,260 People think 3509 02:40:35,260 --> 02:40:36,360 My members 3510 02:40:36,360 --> 02:40:37,080 Police officers 3511 02:40:37,080 --> 02:40:37,500 Are here in 3512 02:40:37,500 --> 02:40:37,960 Essex and 3513 02:40:37,960 --> 02:40:38,380 Up and down 3514 02:40:38,380 --> 02:40:38,960 The country 3515 02:40:38,960 --> 02:40:40,300 Are members 3516 02:40:40,300 --> 02:40:40,580 Of the 3517 02:40:40,580 --> 02:40:40,960 Community 3518 02:40:40,960 --> 02:40:41,440 Just like 3519 02:40:41,440 --> 02:40:41,880 Everyone in 3520 02:40:41,880 --> 02:40:42,440 This room 3521 02:40:42,440 --> 02:40:43,180 You know 3522 02:40:43,180 --> 02:40:43,680 So they're 3523 02:40:43,680 --> 02:40:43,900 Going to be 3524 02:40:43,900 --> 02:40:44,220 Having the 3525 02:40:44,220 --> 02:40:44,860 Same thoughts 3526 02:40:44,860 --> 02:40:45,320 And if that 3527 02:40:45,320 --> 02:40:45,780 Perception 3528 02:40:45,780 --> 02:40:46,720 Is going up 3529 02:40:46,720 --> 02:40:47,120 It's troubling 3530 02:40:47,120 --> 02:40:47,640 For everyone 3531 02:40:47,640 --> 02:40:48,520 Community 3532 02:40:48,520 --> 02:40:50,320 They don't intend 3533 02:40:50,320 --> 02:40:51,040 To go to work 3534 02:40:51,040 --> 02:40:51,920 And increase 3535 02:40:51,920 --> 02:40:53,120 The fear of 3536 02:40:53,120 --> 02:40:53,360 Crime 3537 02:40:53,360 --> 02:40:53,880 I remember 3538 02:40:53,880 --> 02:40:55,940 In the background 3539 02:40:55,940 --> 02:40:57,260 They had that 3540 02:40:57,260 --> 02:40:58,360 Lighting malfunction 3541 02:40:58,360 --> 02:40:59,080 There before 3542 02:40:59,080 --> 02:40:59,860 Now it's changed 3543 02:40:59,860 --> 02:41:00,200 To red 3544 02:41:00,200 --> 02:41:01,500 They're working 3545 02:41:01,500 --> 02:41:02,160 Really hard 3546 02:41:02,160 --> 02:41:03,220 Is really 3547 02:41:03,220 --> 02:41:04,160 Concerning 3548 02:41:04,160 --> 02:41:05,620 Generally speaking 3549 02:41:05,620 --> 02:41:06,480 How much 3550 02:41:06,480 --> 02:41:07,440 Confidence if any 3551 02:41:07,440 --> 02:41:08,700 Do you have 3552 02:41:08,700 --> 02:41:09,300 In the police 3553 02:41:09,300 --> 02:41:09,860 To deal with 3554 02:41:09,860 --> 02:41:10,640 Crime in Britain 3555 02:41:10,640 --> 02:41:12,180 A lot of 3556 02:41:12,180 --> 02:41:12,680 Confidence 3557 02:41:12,680 --> 02:41:13,380 2% 3558 02:41:13,380 --> 02:41:15,040 A fair amount 3559 02:41:15,040 --> 02:41:15,540 Of confidence 3560 02:41:15,540 --> 02:41:16,860 27% 3561 02:41:16,860 --> 02:41:17,640 These are great 3562 02:41:17,640 --> 02:41:18,200 Percentages 3563 02:41:18,200 --> 02:41:19,160 These are great 3564 02:41:19,160 --> 02:41:20,380 Stats and percentages 3565 02:41:20,380 --> 02:41:21,000 46 3566 02:41:21,000 --> 02:41:21,700 None at all 3567 02:41:21,700 --> 02:41:22,240 14 3568 02:41:22,240 --> 02:41:24,580 Something's gone 3569 02:41:24,580 --> 02:41:24,920 Wrong here 3570 02:41:24,920 --> 02:41:24,920 Something's gone wrong here 3571 02:41:24,920 --> 02:41:26,040 Something's gone wrong here 3572 02:41:26,040 --> 02:41:27,320 I'm not blaming you 3573 02:41:27,320 --> 02:41:28,360 But something has gone wrong here 3574 02:41:28,360 --> 02:41:29,220 Shout 99 3575 02:41:29,220 --> 02:41:30,540 Thank you very much 3576 02:41:30,540 --> 02:41:31,900 For the bogs minister 3577 02:41:31,900 --> 02:41:32,360 If local communities 3578 02:41:32,360 --> 02:41:32,840 Don't believe 3579 02:41:32,840 --> 02:41:33,660 That somehow the police 3580 02:41:33,660 --> 02:41:34,420 Are on their side 3581 02:41:34,420 --> 02:41:34,820 You see 3582 02:41:34,820 --> 02:41:36,100 Enjoying the content 3583 02:41:36,100 --> 02:41:38,260 While waiting on a flight 3584 02:41:38,260 --> 02:41:38,900 At the airport 3585 02:41:38,900 --> 02:41:40,000 Keep up the good work 3586 02:41:40,000 --> 02:41:40,760 Thanks very much 3587 02:41:40,760 --> 02:41:41,560 I didn't realise 3588 02:41:41,560 --> 02:41:41,560 I didn't realise 3589 02:41:41,560 --> 02:41:42,700 There was any 3590 02:41:42,700 --> 02:41:43,680 Content happening 3591 02:41:43,680 --> 02:41:44,620 It is just 3592 02:41:44,620 --> 02:41:45,640 Watching this show 3593 02:41:45,640 --> 02:41:46,840 And stopping it 3594 02:41:46,840 --> 02:41:48,100 Every fucking minute 3595 02:41:48,100 --> 02:41:49,720 To critically analyse 3596 02:41:49,720 --> 02:41:50,740 The thought process 3597 02:41:50,740 --> 02:41:51,240 That went 3598 02:41:51,240 --> 02:41:52,180 Behind it 3599 02:41:52,180 --> 02:41:53,240 I think you'll agree 3600 02:41:53,240 --> 02:41:55,140 It actually is 3601 02:41:55,140 --> 02:41:55,860 Good work 3602 02:41:55,860 --> 02:41:56,540 That's being done 3603 02:41:56,540 --> 02:41:57,380 Because I don't think 3604 02:41:57,380 --> 02:41:58,060 Anybody else 3605 02:41:58,060 --> 02:41:58,900 Is getting to the heart 3606 02:41:58,900 --> 02:41:59,260 Of this 3607 02:41:59,260 --> 02:42:01,600 Nobody's talking about 3608 02:42:01,600 --> 02:42:03,220 The whole concept 3609 02:42:03,220 --> 02:42:04,420 Of him doing a fucking show 3610 02:42:04,420 --> 02:42:04,920 And going around 3611 02:42:04,920 --> 02:42:06,180 Doing a show in pubs 3612 02:42:06,180 --> 02:42:07,320 On a fucking Thursday night 3613 02:42:07,320 --> 02:42:09,720 It's quite insane 3614 02:42:09,720 --> 02:42:10,620 If you think about it 3615 02:42:10,620 --> 02:42:11,540 And I had on the programme 3616 02:42:11,540 --> 02:42:12,280 Earlier in the week 3617 02:42:12,280 --> 02:42:14,080 A sort of new vigilante group 3618 02:42:14,080 --> 02:42:15,620 Down in the New Forest 3619 02:42:15,620 --> 02:42:16,080 Right 3620 02:42:16,080 --> 02:42:17,020 Where they're going to try 3621 02:42:17,020 --> 02:42:18,500 And organise their own streets 3622 02:42:18,500 --> 02:42:21,240 A new vigilante group 3623 02:42:21,240 --> 02:42:23,360 Down in the forest 3624 02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:25,840 Are going to organise 3625 02:42:25,840 --> 02:42:26,820 Their own streets 3626 02:42:26,820 --> 02:42:28,100 Sort out their own crime 3627 02:42:28,100 --> 02:42:29,520 I mean look 3628 02:42:29,520 --> 02:42:32,520 You guys had your battles 3629 02:42:32,520 --> 02:42:33,180 When Priti Patel 3630 02:42:33,180 --> 02:42:33,920 Was Home Secretary 3631 02:42:33,920 --> 02:42:34,420 Yeah 3632 02:42:34,420 --> 02:42:35,780 You know you felt 3633 02:42:35,780 --> 02:42:36,580 That Theresa May 3634 02:42:36,580 --> 02:42:37,240 As Home Secretary 3635 02:42:37,240 --> 02:42:38,020 Had cut numbers 3636 02:42:38,020 --> 02:42:39,240 Far too fast 3637 02:42:39,240 --> 02:42:40,820 That we hadn't increased 3638 02:42:40,820 --> 02:42:41,680 Them quickly enough 3639 02:42:41,680 --> 02:42:42,460 But we have now 3640 02:42:42,460 --> 02:42:43,280 Increased police officers 3641 02:42:43,280 --> 02:42:44,860 99 thank you very much 3642 02:42:44,860 --> 02:42:46,440 And it's a joke 3643 02:42:46,440 --> 02:42:46,900 To think 3644 02:42:46,900 --> 02:42:48,080 Will you be watching 3645 02:42:48,080 --> 02:42:49,640 Garage live minister 3646 02:42:49,640 --> 02:42:50,660 Because you've increased 3647 02:42:50,660 --> 02:42:51,560 Police officers 3648 02:42:51,560 --> 02:42:53,540 That you get a better service 3649 02:42:53,540 --> 02:42:54,900 On the front line 3650 02:42:54,900 --> 02:42:56,180 Where those police officers 3651 02:42:56,180 --> 02:42:57,020 Are needed most 3652 02:42:57,020 --> 02:42:58,160 We said at the time 3653 02:42:58,160 --> 02:42:58,880 When those cuts 3654 02:42:58,880 --> 02:43:00,980 Struck us 3655 02:43:00,980 --> 02:43:01,860 It took away 3656 02:43:01,860 --> 02:43:04,760 20,000 experienced officers 3657 02:43:04,760 --> 02:43:07,160 Gene Witherfan 3658 02:43:07,160 --> 02:43:08,320 Thank you for the tip 3659 02:43:08,320 --> 02:43:10,940 Thank you for the tip 3660 02:43:10,940 --> 02:43:11,680 Jane Wither 3661 02:43:11,680 --> 02:43:13,380 With officers that need time 3662 02:43:13,380 --> 02:43:14,620 To learn their trade 3663 02:43:14,620 --> 02:43:16,120 You can't take away 3664 02:43:16,120 --> 02:43:18,540 20,000 experienced people 3665 02:43:18,540 --> 02:43:19,980 And expect the same result 3666 02:43:19,980 --> 02:43:22,980 From 20,000 inexperienced people 3667 02:43:22,980 --> 02:43:24,320 With different pressures 3668 02:43:24,320 --> 02:43:25,160 And different stresses 3669 02:43:25,160 --> 02:43:26,380 And let's not forget Nigel 3670 02:43:26,380 --> 02:43:28,040 Back when those cuts were made 3671 02:43:28,040 --> 02:43:29,060 In 2010 3672 02:43:29,060 --> 02:43:30,740 The population was 3673 02:43:30,740 --> 02:43:32,540 4 million people 3674 02:43:32,540 --> 02:43:33,500 Fucking boring man 3675 02:43:33,500 --> 02:43:34,420 There's nothing going on 3676 02:43:34,420 --> 02:43:34,960 With this one 3677 02:43:34,960 --> 02:43:35,920 COVID-19 3678 02:43:35,920 --> 02:43:37,200 All we've had is 3679 02:43:37,200 --> 02:43:38,720 The lighting in the background 3680 02:43:38,720 --> 02:43:39,300 Has changed 3681 02:43:39,300 --> 02:43:41,100 Official Renault sponsor 3682 02:43:41,100 --> 02:43:42,180 Very very kind of you 3683 02:43:42,180 --> 02:43:42,900 Watch out for those 3684 02:43:42,900 --> 02:43:43,780 Farage bandits 3685 02:43:43,780 --> 02:43:45,020 Thank you very much 3686 02:43:45,020 --> 02:43:45,720 For the tip there 3687 02:43:45,720 --> 02:43:46,880 Very kind of you 3688 02:43:46,880 --> 02:43:47,720 There's nothing 3689 02:43:47,720 --> 02:43:49,540 There's no juice so far 3690 02:43:49,540 --> 02:43:51,340 And I'm beginning to lose my patience 3691 02:43:51,340 --> 02:43:53,320 Just a little bit with it 3692 02:43:53,320 --> 02:43:54,900 But let's not kid ourselves 3693 02:43:54,900 --> 02:43:56,200 We're trying to get back 3694 02:43:56,200 --> 02:43:57,100 To where we were 3695 02:43:57,100 --> 02:43:58,720 Over 10 years 3696 02:43:58,720 --> 02:43:59,360 I get that 3697 02:43:59,360 --> 02:44:00,120 I understand that 3698 02:44:00,120 --> 02:44:00,620 Steve 3699 02:44:00,620 --> 02:44:01,500 Final thought 3700 02:44:01,500 --> 02:44:02,180 Final point 3701 02:44:02,180 --> 02:44:02,960 And really important 3702 02:44:02,960 --> 02:44:04,540 The New Forest Vigilantes 3703 02:44:04,540 --> 02:44:05,380 Myself 3704 02:44:05,380 --> 02:44:07,520 Where the fuck is that 3705 02:44:07,520 --> 02:44:09,800 New Forest 3706 02:44:09,800 --> 02:44:11,980 UK 3707 02:44:11,980 --> 02:44:12,740 Is that nearby 3708 02:44:12,740 --> 02:44:14,100 Where they're doing 3709 02:44:14,100 --> 02:44:15,160 The fucking thing from 3710 02:44:15,160 --> 02:44:17,920 New Forest National Park 3711 02:44:17,920 --> 02:44:19,100 It's a national park 3712 02:44:19,100 --> 02:44:20,260 And he claims 3713 02:44:20,260 --> 02:44:21,500 That there's gonna be 3714 02:44:21,500 --> 02:44:22,980 A vigilante group 3715 02:44:22,980 --> 02:44:24,460 Operating not 3716 02:44:24,460 --> 02:44:25,780 Within the confines 3717 02:44:25,780 --> 02:44:26,920 Of a major urban 3718 02:44:26,920 --> 02:44:27,820 Conurbation 3719 02:44:27,820 --> 02:44:28,760 Metropolis 3720 02:44:28,760 --> 02:44:29,940 Such as London 3721 02:44:29,940 --> 02:44:32,020 But they're outsourcing 3722 02:44:32,020 --> 02:44:33,280 Their vigilantism 3723 02:44:33,280 --> 02:44:35,340 To the New Forest 3724 02:44:35,340 --> 02:44:37,020 National Park 3725 02:44:37,020 --> 02:44:38,260 It seems like 3726 02:44:38,260 --> 02:44:39,080 A bit of a stretch 3727 02:44:39,080 --> 02:44:39,780 Of the imagination 3728 02:44:39,780 --> 02:44:40,880 But scary 3729 02:44:40,880 --> 02:44:41,960 And you think about it 3730 02:44:41,960 --> 02:44:42,480 That maybe 3731 02:44:42,480 --> 02:44:44,160 These people 3732 02:44:44,160 --> 02:44:46,160 May be doing their work 3733 02:44:46,160 --> 02:44:47,040 In the cities 3734 02:44:47,040 --> 02:44:47,880 And then 3735 02:44:47,880 --> 02:44:49,260 You know 3736 02:44:49,260 --> 02:44:50,140 Taking out 3737 02:44:50,140 --> 02:44:51,000 The trash 3738 02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:52,000 So to speak 3739 02:44:52,000 --> 02:44:54,220 And bringing them down 3740 02:44:54,220 --> 02:44:54,920 To fucking 3741 02:44:54,920 --> 02:44:56,040 New Forest 3742 02:44:56,040 --> 02:44:56,440 You know 3743 02:44:56,440 --> 02:44:57,260 Picking them up 3744 02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:58,500 Wherever 3745 02:44:58,500 --> 02:45:00,600 There is the most crime 3746 02:45:00,600 --> 02:45:01,620 It's usually the south 3747 02:45:01,620 --> 02:45:02,040 Of London 3748 02:45:02,040 --> 02:45:02,540 You hear about 3749 02:45:02,540 --> 02:45:03,080 South London 3750 02:45:03,080 --> 02:45:04,240 Being crime enough 3751 02:45:04,240 --> 02:45:04,900 Don't you 3752 02:45:04,900 --> 02:45:06,280 So maybe 3753 02:45:06,280 --> 02:45:06,860 I don't know 3754 02:45:06,860 --> 02:45:08,100 It's just randomly 3755 02:45:08,100 --> 02:45:09,480 Apologies if you live here 3756 02:45:09,480 --> 02:45:10,540 Now let's just say 3757 02:45:10,540 --> 02:45:11,480 For instance 3758 02:45:11,480 --> 02:45:12,720 There's a vigilante group 3759 02:45:12,720 --> 02:45:13,520 And they're gonna 3760 02:45:13,520 --> 02:45:13,940 Fucking 3761 02:45:13,940 --> 02:45:16,320 It actually looks 3762 02:45:16,320 --> 02:45:17,880 Like there's not much crime 3763 02:45:17,880 --> 02:45:18,660 There but it looks 3764 02:45:18,660 --> 02:45:19,340 Can be deceiving 3765 02:45:19,340 --> 02:45:20,760 And then they pick them up here 3766 02:45:20,760 --> 02:45:22,200 And then whisk them 3767 02:45:22,200 --> 02:45:22,760 Away 3768 02:45:22,760 --> 02:45:24,300 On the fucking 3769 02:45:24,300 --> 02:45:25,120 M25 3770 02:45:25,120 --> 02:45:27,000 Or the M27 3771 02:45:27,000 --> 02:45:28,920 Down to the New Forest 3772 02:45:28,920 --> 02:45:29,760 National Park 3773 02:45:29,760 --> 02:45:31,180 Where there'd be some 3774 02:45:31,180 --> 02:45:31,760 Chilling 3775 02:45:31,760 --> 02:45:32,480 Chilling 3776 02:45:32,480 --> 02:45:33,440 Scenes 3777 02:45:33,440 --> 02:45:34,400 Amongst some 3778 02:45:34,400 --> 02:45:35,320 Outstanding 3779 02:45:35,320 --> 02:45:36,740 Natural beauty 3780 02:45:36,740 --> 02:45:37,200 As well 3781 02:45:37,200 --> 02:45:37,620 You know 3782 02:45:37,620 --> 02:45:38,700 You can really imagine 3783 02:45:38,700 --> 02:45:40,460 What they'd do 3784 02:45:40,460 --> 02:45:42,120 To some poor bastard 3785 02:45:42,120 --> 02:45:44,080 And then 3786 02:45:44,080 --> 02:45:44,600 You know 3787 02:45:44,600 --> 02:45:45,180 Maybe they'd 3788 02:45:45,180 --> 02:45:46,360 Have a pet goat there 3789 02:45:46,360 --> 02:45:47,680 Or a pet fucking donkey 3790 02:45:47,680 --> 02:45:49,260 A goat farm 3791 02:45:49,260 --> 02:45:50,060 I was gonna say 3792 02:45:50,060 --> 02:45:50,240 But 3793 02:45:50,240 --> 02:45:51,360 There could be 3794 02:45:51,360 --> 02:45:52,920 Something that goes on 3795 02:45:52,920 --> 02:45:54,500 Inside that castle even 3796 02:45:54,500 --> 02:45:55,540 To bring down 3797 02:45:55,540 --> 02:45:56,060 The people 3798 02:45:56,060 --> 02:45:56,580 That you've 3799 02:45:56,580 --> 02:45:56,860 Fucking 3800 02:45:56,860 --> 02:45:57,900 Hammerhead 3801 02:45:57,900 --> 02:45:58,600 Thank you very much 3802 02:45:58,600 --> 02:45:59,200 For the tip there 3803 02:45:59,200 --> 02:46:00,020 That you've 3804 02:46:00,020 --> 02:46:01,120 Got from the streets 3805 02:46:01,120 --> 02:46:01,940 You've took them in 3806 02:46:01,940 --> 02:46:02,660 From the streets 3807 02:46:02,660 --> 02:46:03,900 And you've brought them 3808 02:46:03,900 --> 02:46:05,020 Down to the New Forest 3809 02:46:05,020 --> 02:46:06,500 And you're gonna do 3810 02:46:06,500 --> 02:46:07,760 Damage to them there 3811 02:46:07,760 --> 02:46:09,400 I mean 3812 02:46:09,400 --> 02:46:10,380 It's quite majestic 3813 02:46:10,380 --> 02:46:11,820 It's 3814 02:46:11,820 --> 02:46:13,720 It's quite scenic 3815 02:46:13,720 --> 02:46:14,220 And beautiful 3816 02:46:14,220 --> 02:46:15,220 Let's just say that 3817 02:46:15,220 --> 02:46:15,700 For nothing 3818 02:46:15,700 --> 02:46:16,400 Hammerhead 3819 02:46:16,400 --> 02:46:17,140 Thank you very much 3820 02:46:17,140 --> 02:46:18,200 Are you doing any 3821 02:46:18,200 --> 02:46:19,020 Recent techno 3822 02:46:19,020 --> 02:46:19,920 DJ intros 3823 02:46:19,920 --> 02:46:21,080 Like higher vision 3824 02:46:21,080 --> 02:46:22,100 Back in 2019 3825 02:46:22,100 --> 02:46:23,820 Phone's not even 3826 02:46:23,820 --> 02:46:24,860 Rang once since then 3827 02:46:24,860 --> 02:46:25,100 Man 3828 02:46:25,100 --> 02:46:26,440 Just goes to show you 3829 02:46:26,440 --> 02:46:27,500 One minute you're 3830 02:46:27,500 --> 02:46:28,160 Flying high 3831 02:46:28,160 --> 02:46:28,620 In fucking 3832 02:46:28,620 --> 02:46:29,220 Higher vision 3833 02:46:29,220 --> 02:46:29,880 2019 3834 02:46:29,880 --> 02:46:31,120 The next moment 3835 02:46:31,120 --> 02:46:32,000 You're fucking 3836 02:46:32,000 --> 02:46:34,800 Middling you know 3837 02:46:34,800 --> 02:46:36,600 A live stream on 3838 02:46:36,600 --> 02:46:36,860 YouTube 3839 02:46:36,860 --> 02:46:38,060 In 2023 3840 02:46:38,060 --> 02:46:39,660 Them's the breaks man 3841 02:46:39,660 --> 02:46:41,100 You win some 3842 02:46:41,100 --> 02:46:41,720 You lose some 3843 02:46:41,720 --> 02:46:43,080 But at least 3844 02:46:43,080 --> 02:46:44,240 We're not getting 3845 02:46:44,240 --> 02:46:45,340 Fucking strung up 3846 02:46:45,340 --> 02:46:46,340 By a vigilante 3847 02:46:46,340 --> 02:46:47,440 Fucking lynch mob 3848 02:46:47,440 --> 02:46:47,960 Down 3849 02:46:47,960 --> 02:46:49,740 In New Forest 3850 02:46:49,740 --> 02:46:50,580 The New Forest 3851 02:46:50,580 --> 02:46:52,040 Vigilantes as they're known 3852 02:46:52,040 --> 02:46:54,560 You didn't hear about them 3853 02:46:54,560 --> 02:46:55,960 But Nige did 3854 02:46:55,960 --> 02:46:56,680 And apparently 3855 02:46:56,680 --> 02:46:57,420 We need to be 3856 02:46:57,420 --> 02:46:58,020 Fucking worried 3857 02:46:58,020 --> 02:46:59,320 Um 3858 02:46:59,320 --> 02:47:00,880 Let's hear what 3859 02:47:00,880 --> 02:47:01,220 You see 3860 02:47:01,220 --> 02:47:03,360 He's been building 3861 02:47:03,360 --> 02:47:04,020 This one up 3862 02:47:04,020 --> 02:47:04,760 For some time 3863 02:47:04,760 --> 02:47:06,000 Trying to get back 3864 02:47:06,000 --> 02:47:06,880 To where we were 3865 02:47:06,880 --> 02:47:07,840 Alright now now 3866 02:47:07,840 --> 02:47:08,520 Over ten years 3867 02:47:08,520 --> 02:47:09,160 I get that 3868 02:47:09,160 --> 02:47:09,960 I understand that 3869 02:47:09,960 --> 02:47:10,440 Steve 3870 02:47:10,440 --> 02:47:11,300 Final thought 3871 02:47:11,300 --> 02:47:11,960 Final point 3872 02:47:11,960 --> 02:47:13,100 And really important one 3873 02:47:13,100 --> 02:47:15,780 The shoplifting epidemic 3874 02:47:15,780 --> 02:47:16,840 Has become a major 3875 02:47:16,840 --> 02:47:17,120 National 3876 02:47:17,120 --> 02:47:18,540 Never heard of it 3877 02:47:18,540 --> 02:47:19,920 I didn't hear about this 3878 02:47:19,920 --> 02:47:21,440 Shoplifting epidemic 3879 02:47:21,440 --> 02:47:22,580 Total story over the course 3880 02:47:22,580 --> 02:47:23,540 Of the last few weeks 3881 02:47:23,540 --> 02:47:24,220 You know 3882 02:47:24,220 --> 02:47:25,220 The bosses of 3883 02:47:25,220 --> 02:47:27,620 Of all the big firms 3884 02:47:27,620 --> 02:47:28,880 But co-op in particular 3885 02:47:28,880 --> 02:47:29,540 The most interesting 3886 02:47:29,540 --> 02:47:30,840 The co-op saying 3887 02:47:30,840 --> 02:47:33,180 That four out of five times 3888 02:47:33,180 --> 02:47:34,720 When they actually catch somebody 3889 02:47:34,720 --> 02:47:35,780 Shoplifting 3890 02:47:35,780 --> 02:47:37,160 The police don't turn up 3891 02:47:37,160 --> 02:47:39,440 And that we're told 3892 02:47:39,440 --> 02:47:39,960 Yeah 3893 02:47:39,960 --> 02:47:41,960 And that we're told that anything under 200 pounds 3894 02:47:41,960 --> 02:47:43,200 That people have nicked 3895 02:47:43,200 --> 02:47:44,920 Is now just a minor misdemeanor 3896 02:47:44,920 --> 02:47:46,960 Surely we have to reverse this 3897 02:47:46,960 --> 02:47:48,800 Surely if we allow this to go on 3898 02:47:48,800 --> 02:47:50,340 We allow other types of crime 3899 02:47:50,340 --> 02:47:52,220 So we've only had 23 minutes of this yet 3900 02:47:52,220 --> 02:47:53,400 There could still be something 3901 02:47:53,400 --> 02:47:53,880 And share that 3902 02:47:53,880 --> 02:47:55,620 There could still be some gold here 3903 02:47:55,620 --> 02:47:57,120 Concern 3904 02:47:57,120 --> 02:47:58,160 But simply saying 3905 02:47:58,160 --> 02:47:59,400 We're going to reverse it 3906 02:47:59,400 --> 02:48:00,080 Achieves nothing 3907 02:48:00,080 --> 02:48:01,240 It's a cheap 3908 02:48:01,240 --> 02:48:02,700 Gimmicky headline 3909 02:48:02,700 --> 02:48:03,320 Handy 3910 02:48:03,320 --> 02:48:04,120 Yeah 3911 02:48:04,120 --> 02:48:07,260 I don't know if you missed his yeah 3912 02:48:07,260 --> 02:48:09,080 There when he took the sip of water 3913 02:48:09,080 --> 02:48:09,860 Let's have a little 3914 02:48:09,860 --> 02:48:11,980 Crank up of the auditory there 3915 02:48:11,980 --> 02:48:13,440 Just so we can 3916 02:48:13,440 --> 02:48:15,180 Really blast that 3917 02:48:15,180 --> 02:48:15,880 Yeah 3918 02:48:15,880 --> 02:48:17,540 Out nice and loud 3919 02:48:17,540 --> 02:48:19,180 And if I've got a bit of fucking time 3920 02:48:19,180 --> 02:48:20,960 I might run an echo on that as well 3921 02:48:20,960 --> 02:48:22,440 Not going to promise anything 3922 02:48:22,440 --> 02:48:22,860 Ding 3923 02:48:22,860 --> 02:48:24,140 The police don't turn up 3924 02:48:24,140 --> 02:48:25,000 Yeah 3925 02:48:25,000 --> 02:48:25,600 And that 3926 02:48:25,600 --> 02:48:27,320 Yeah 3927 02:48:27,320 --> 02:48:30,580 We catch somebody 3928 02:48:30,580 --> 02:48:31,600 Shoplifting 3929 02:48:31,600 --> 02:48:33,020 The police don't turn up 3930 02:48:33,020 --> 02:48:33,860 Yeah 3931 02:48:33,860 --> 02:48:35,400 And that we're told 3932 02:48:35,400 --> 02:48:36,620 That anything under 200 pounds 3933 02:48:36,620 --> 02:48:36,960 It's lovely 3934 02:48:36,960 --> 02:48:39,000 I'm not going to go with the echo lads 3935 02:48:39,000 --> 02:48:40,160 I'm not going to go with the echo 3936 02:48:40,160 --> 02:48:41,220 In the front line 3937 02:48:41,220 --> 02:48:42,220 Where they want to be 3938 02:48:42,220 --> 02:48:44,280 We need to get them out of the control rooms 3939 02:48:44,280 --> 02:48:45,360 Our control rooms 3940 02:48:45,360 --> 02:48:47,440 I think we skipped on a bit too far there 3941 02:48:47,440 --> 02:48:48,400 It doesn't get high enough up the list 3942 02:48:48,400 --> 02:48:49,520 For it to require 3943 02:48:49,520 --> 02:48:52,180 For it to pull an officer away 3944 02:48:52,180 --> 02:48:54,100 From other really important work 3945 02:48:54,100 --> 02:48:55,880 There's too few of us 3946 02:48:55,880 --> 02:48:57,320 And there's too much to do 3947 02:48:57,320 --> 02:48:58,400 And simply saying 3948 02:48:58,400 --> 02:49:00,240 We're going to deal with every theft 3949 02:49:00,240 --> 02:49:01,180 All you're doing is 3950 02:49:01,180 --> 02:49:02,420 Adding to the issue 3951 02:49:02,420 --> 02:49:03,800 You're not helping solve it 3952 02:49:03,800 --> 02:49:04,860 You need to cut the 3953 02:49:04,860 --> 02:49:06,120 Bureaucracy 3954 02:49:06,120 --> 02:49:08,920 I was wondering what was going on down there 3955 02:49:08,920 --> 02:49:10,200 Was she asleep 3956 02:49:10,200 --> 02:49:11,260 I didn't 3957 02:49:11,260 --> 02:49:12,180 Or was she just 3958 02:49:12,180 --> 02:49:13,100 Is she just going 3959 02:49:13,100 --> 02:49:14,460 Oh for fuck's sake 3960 02:49:14,460 --> 02:49:16,900 I have another hour of fucking 3961 02:49:16,900 --> 02:49:18,300 Farage at large 3962 02:49:18,300 --> 02:49:19,500 And it's shit 3963 02:49:19,500 --> 02:49:20,140 The issue 3964 02:49:20,140 --> 02:49:21,420 You're not helping solve it 3965 02:49:21,420 --> 02:49:22,100 She's crying 3966 02:49:22,100 --> 02:49:23,280 I think she's crying 3967 02:49:23,280 --> 02:49:23,640 I think 3968 02:49:23,640 --> 02:49:26,260 A tear is being shed 3969 02:49:26,260 --> 02:49:29,600 Not for the shoplifting epidemic 3970 02:49:29,600 --> 02:49:31,020 In and of itself 3971 02:49:31,020 --> 02:49:31,740 But maybe 3972 02:49:31,740 --> 02:49:33,720 For society 3973 02:49:33,720 --> 02:49:35,320 On a wider level 3974 02:49:35,320 --> 02:49:36,920 As an offshoot 3975 02:49:36,920 --> 02:49:38,200 To these penetrating 3976 02:49:38,200 --> 02:49:40,200 Incendiary discussions 3977 02:49:40,200 --> 02:49:41,740 About the big issues 3978 02:49:41,740 --> 02:49:42,540 Of the day 3979 02:49:42,540 --> 02:49:47,640 We need to cut the bureaucracy 3980 02:49:47,640 --> 02:49:49,180 And get our officers 3981 02:49:49,180 --> 02:49:50,740 Away from their desks 3982 02:49:50,740 --> 02:49:52,500 Away from hospital guards 3983 02:49:52,500 --> 02:49:53,260 Where they're looking after 3984 02:49:53,260 --> 02:49:54,160 People in hospital 3985 02:49:54,160 --> 02:49:56,140 Away from custody 3986 02:49:56,140 --> 02:49:57,280 Where people that should be 3987 02:49:57,280 --> 02:49:58,920 In mental health facilities 3988 02:49:58,920 --> 02:50:00,380 Are instead spending time 3989 02:50:00,380 --> 02:50:01,060 With the police 3990 02:50:01,060 --> 02:50:02,240 We need to get them away 3991 02:50:02,240 --> 02:50:02,960 From there 3992 02:50:02,960 --> 02:50:04,380 And out on the front line 3993 02:50:04,380 --> 02:50:05,380 Where they want to be 3994 02:50:05,380 --> 02:50:06,240 We need to get them out 3995 02:50:06,240 --> 02:50:07,440 With the control rooms 3996 02:50:07,440 --> 02:50:08,580 Our control rooms 3997 02:50:08,580 --> 02:50:09,920 Control rooms 3998 02:50:09,920 --> 02:50:14,100 The bureaucracy 3999 02:50:14,100 --> 02:50:15,640 The paperwork 4000 02:50:15,640 --> 02:50:17,180 The emphasis on people 4001 02:50:17,180 --> 02:50:18,020 Being rude to each other 4002 02:50:18,020 --> 02:50:18,560 On the internet 4003 02:50:18,560 --> 02:50:19,700 Have we got all this wrong? 4004 02:50:21,680 --> 02:50:22,420 Rude to each other 4005 02:50:22,420 --> 02:50:22,780 On the internet? 4006 02:50:22,780 --> 02:50:23,700 What's that about? 4007 02:50:23,820 --> 02:50:24,560 The bureaucracy 4008 02:50:24,560 --> 02:50:25,220 The paperwork 4009 02:50:25,220 --> 02:50:26,180 But equally 4010 02:50:26,180 --> 02:50:27,220 The Metropolitan Police 4011 02:50:27,220 --> 02:50:28,220 Have a thousand people 4012 02:50:28,220 --> 02:50:29,160 Monitoring what's been said 4013 02:50:29,160 --> 02:50:29,800 Back tonight 4014 02:50:29,800 --> 02:50:30,940 Thanks very much for the tip 4015 02:50:30,940 --> 02:50:32,820 Surely that's a wrong priority 4016 02:50:32,820 --> 02:50:34,300 People being rude to each other 4017 02:50:34,300 --> 02:50:35,860 Shouldn't surely bother 4018 02:50:35,860 --> 02:50:36,980 The police with their time 4019 02:50:36,980 --> 02:50:37,920 We'll put it this way Nigel 4020 02:50:37,920 --> 02:50:38,900 How does that priority 4021 02:50:38,900 --> 02:50:39,860 Stack up against? 4022 02:50:40,060 --> 02:50:41,820 People stealing from your local shop 4023 02:50:41,820 --> 02:50:43,180 And then you've got to 4024 02:50:43,180 --> 02:50:44,040 Make a judgement of you 4025 02:50:44,040 --> 02:50:44,960 What's more important? 4026 02:50:45,100 --> 02:50:45,780 And presently 4027 02:50:45,780 --> 02:50:46,860 The powers that be 4028 02:50:46,860 --> 02:50:48,760 It's not happening with this guy 4029 02:50:48,760 --> 02:50:51,060 Sorry I've given you enough time 4030 02:50:51,060 --> 02:50:53,440 We've come for a good time 4031 02:50:53,440 --> 02:50:54,900 Not a fucking long drawn out 4032 02:50:54,900 --> 02:50:55,700 Boring time 4033 02:50:55,700 --> 02:50:57,840 And thank you very much 4034 02:50:57,840 --> 02:50:59,080 For the variant of concern 4035 02:50:59,080 --> 02:51:01,000 Horses under Starlight 4036 02:51:01,000 --> 02:51:05,400 At least you got a big cheer in there 4037 02:51:05,400 --> 02:51:08,660 Maybe a scripted go on Niger 4038 02:51:08,660 --> 02:51:10,960 From the crew 4039 02:51:10,960 --> 02:51:12,180 Very quickly 4040 02:51:12,180 --> 02:51:14,560 A final quick thought 4041 02:51:14,560 --> 02:51:15,380 If I may 4042 02:51:15,380 --> 02:51:15,980 Steve 4043 02:51:15,980 --> 02:51:17,880 Do you feel the courts 4044 02:51:17,880 --> 02:51:18,900 The judges 4045 02:51:18,900 --> 02:51:20,040 Are backing you up? 4046 02:51:20,320 --> 02:51:20,560 No 4047 02:51:20,560 --> 02:51:21,240 No 4048 02:51:21,240 --> 02:51:23,040 On that note 4049 02:51:23,040 --> 02:51:24,140 On that note 4050 02:51:24,140 --> 02:51:25,360 Because I'm 4051 02:51:25,360 --> 02:51:26,560 You must let me expand 4052 02:51:26,560 --> 02:51:27,280 Go on 4053 02:51:27,280 --> 02:51:36,820 Watch out 4054 02:51:36,820 --> 02:51:38,200 There's a fucking fighter jet coming down 4055 02:51:38,200 --> 02:51:38,620 Get off 4056 02:51:38,620 --> 02:51:39,800 Time and time again 4057 02:51:39,800 --> 02:51:41,200 By the criminal justice service 4058 02:51:41,200 --> 02:51:42,840 Officer assaults 4059 02:51:42,840 --> 02:51:45,580 40,000 officers were assaulted 4060 02:51:45,580 --> 02:51:46,600 In a year period 4061 02:51:46,600 --> 02:51:48,180 That's 110 a day 4062 02:51:48,180 --> 02:51:48,720 Nigel 4063 02:51:48,720 --> 02:51:49,060 Terrible 4064 02:51:49,060 --> 02:51:49,580 A day 4065 02:51:49,580 --> 02:51:50,500 And when they go 4066 02:51:50,500 --> 02:51:51,740 Not all of them go to court 4067 02:51:51,740 --> 02:51:52,880 And those that do 4068 02:51:52,880 --> 02:51:54,440 Not all of them can find a barrister 4069 02:51:54,440 --> 02:51:55,340 To hear the case 4070 02:51:55,340 --> 02:51:56,820 And those that get heard 4071 02:51:56,820 --> 02:51:58,100 Not all of them get the same 4072 02:51:58,100 --> 02:51:58,100 I'm hoping 4073 02:51:58,100 --> 02:51:59,160 He said to him 4074 02:51:59,160 --> 02:52:00,040 It's a final point 4075 02:52:00,040 --> 02:52:01,500 I am hoping there's going to be 4076 02:52:01,500 --> 02:52:03,400 An ad break 4077 02:52:03,400 --> 02:52:05,420 And then we'll get some 4078 02:52:05,420 --> 02:52:07,020 Loutish shouts 4079 02:52:07,020 --> 02:52:08,380 Which are generic 4080 02:52:08,380 --> 02:52:09,000 Kind of 4081 02:52:09,000 --> 02:52:10,260 Library music 4082 02:52:10,260 --> 02:52:11,320 Sound style 4083 02:52:11,320 --> 02:52:11,620 Like 4084 02:52:11,620 --> 02:52:16,340 Because it hasn't got that way enough 4085 02:52:16,340 --> 02:52:17,960 It set out the shawl earlier on 4086 02:52:17,960 --> 02:52:19,740 As a TFI Friday 4087 02:52:19,740 --> 02:52:21,660 Mad fest 4088 02:52:21,660 --> 02:52:24,060 And we heard some of the fucking 4089 02:52:24,060 --> 02:52:26,420 Noises that came out there 4090 02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:27,600 So there has to be something 4091 02:52:27,600 --> 02:52:28,720 At the end of this 4092 02:52:28,720 --> 02:52:30,020 There usually always is 4093 02:52:30,020 --> 02:52:30,680 It has to be 4094 02:52:30,680 --> 02:52:32,640 An attack on a police officer 4095 02:52:32,640 --> 02:52:33,560 Simply conducting 4096 02:52:33,560 --> 02:52:35,080 Exercising their duty 4097 02:52:35,080 --> 02:52:36,480 To try and keep us all safe 4098 02:52:36,480 --> 02:52:36,700 Yeah 4099 02:52:36,700 --> 02:52:37,640 Should be dealt with 4100 02:52:37,640 --> 02:52:38,680 As sternly as possible 4101 02:52:38,680 --> 02:52:39,440 By the courts 4102 02:52:39,440 --> 02:52:40,380 And regrettably 4103 02:52:40,380 --> 02:52:41,240 It isn't 4104 02:52:41,240 --> 02:52:41,860 Steve Taylor 4105 02:52:41,860 --> 02:52:42,560 We 4106 02:52:42,560 --> 02:52:43,940 Big big shout now 4107 02:52:43,940 --> 02:52:45,860 All want to support you 4108 02:52:45,860 --> 02:52:46,760 And our police officers 4109 02:52:46,760 --> 02:52:47,600 And thank you for coming 4110 02:52:47,600 --> 02:52:50,420 In a moment 4111 02:52:50,420 --> 02:52:51,380 It will be time for 4112 02:52:51,380 --> 02:52:52,380 Bow hours to bow hours 4113 02:52:52,380 --> 02:52:53,120 Where the audience 4114 02:52:53,120 --> 02:52:54,220 Get their turn 4115 02:52:54,220 --> 02:52:55,100 Back with you 4116 02:52:55,100 --> 02:52:55,980 In a couple of minutes 4117 02:52:55,980 --> 02:53:03,580 Just generic shouts 4118 02:53:03,580 --> 02:53:05,760 There was no go on night 4119 02:53:05,760 --> 02:53:07,840 But there was quite a few 4120 02:53:07,840 --> 02:53:14,420 Just to satiate the desire 4121 02:53:14,420 --> 02:53:17,480 There's a good show in a couple of minutes 4122 02:53:17,480 --> 02:53:22,100 I like to call this fella a situation of interest 4123 02:53:22,100 --> 02:53:52,100 OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI OOI 4124 02:53:52,100 --> 02:53:54,260 that the YouTube is now feeding me. 4125 02:53:55,260 --> 02:54:00,160 But he's in a situation that we might need to monitor closely. 4126 02:54:00,160 --> 02:54:01,180 Let's just say that. 4127 02:54:01,260 --> 02:54:01,900 Where is he now? 4128 02:54:02,020 --> 02:54:02,500 Come on. 4129 02:54:02,540 --> 02:54:05,900 Is the guy who did history stuff, the Scottish fella, 4130 02:54:06,260 --> 02:54:07,340 there we go. 4131 02:54:07,900 --> 02:54:13,600 He provides a scathing, polemical bollockin every week, 4132 02:54:13,700 --> 02:54:14,020 this fella. 4133 02:54:14,740 --> 02:54:21,420 He dresses like a Jacobean, fucking aristocratic, 4134 02:54:21,420 --> 02:54:27,700 minstrel man of the Highlands, a Caledonian minstrelite. 4135 02:54:28,240 --> 02:54:32,780 But he delivers bollockins about the state of the world 4136 02:54:32,780 --> 02:54:38,860 and the way the fucking overlords are crushing our bollocks 4137 02:54:38,860 --> 02:54:40,660 in a big vice every day. 4138 02:54:41,760 --> 02:54:44,960 Or words to that effect anyway, he wouldn't be as foul-mouthed, 4139 02:54:45,080 --> 02:54:49,440 but it could be another one that has to be investigated. 4140 02:54:49,440 --> 02:54:51,200 I'm not going to say anything more than that. 4141 02:54:51,260 --> 02:54:53,640 Let's just see how this develops. 4142 02:54:54,240 --> 02:54:56,540 Obviously, we've got a lot on our plate here. 4143 02:54:59,540 --> 02:55:02,500 And that was more of a fucking situation. 4144 02:55:02,620 --> 02:55:06,380 You've already got your man who looks like Bricktop from Snatch 4145 02:55:06,380 --> 02:55:08,900 or fucking, what is it? 4146 02:55:09,760 --> 02:55:10,700 Lockstock there. 4147 02:55:11,080 --> 02:55:16,280 And then a few rambunctious fucking grumblings from the assembled crowd. 4148 02:55:16,360 --> 02:55:18,260 Balls of steel has been. 4149 02:55:18,360 --> 02:55:19,000 Thank you very much. 4150 02:55:19,520 --> 02:55:20,760 And Dean Whitehead. 4151 02:55:20,760 --> 02:55:22,280 Thank you very much for the tips, lads. 4152 02:55:22,380 --> 02:55:25,360 I missed them at the time. 4153 02:55:25,580 --> 02:55:26,780 I hope you don't mind. 4154 02:55:27,260 --> 02:55:32,060 The shite needs to be talked at the moment while this situation is happening. 4155 02:55:32,160 --> 02:55:33,020 Otherwise, what are we here for? 4156 02:55:33,700 --> 02:55:35,300 And then there's a lot of... 4157 02:55:35,300 --> 02:55:44,020 Again, just to remind us about the Trick Awards. 4158 02:55:44,820 --> 02:55:47,200 Never heard about them until now. 4159 02:55:48,080 --> 02:55:51,740 So we don't really know if that's a reputable scenario. 4160 02:55:54,300 --> 02:55:57,260 We don't really know if it's a fucking reputable scenario. 4161 02:55:59,460 --> 02:56:04,100 The television, radio industries, clubs, British Institutes in 1931, promote Godwell Television. 4162 02:56:04,240 --> 02:56:05,140 Oh, it's 1931. 4163 02:56:05,340 --> 02:56:05,880 I mean, fair enough. 4164 02:56:06,060 --> 02:56:09,180 But it's fucking small enough time, really, isn't it? 4165 02:56:09,720 --> 02:56:12,020 They're going up against the world's best. 4166 02:56:12,840 --> 02:56:14,640 They need to go fucking aim... 4167 02:56:14,640 --> 02:56:15,540 Today it's Trick. 4168 02:56:16,040 --> 02:56:20,240 They need to break out of the Trick if they want to fucking progress, you know? 4169 02:56:20,840 --> 02:56:23,240 No one's talking about Trick these days. 4170 02:56:23,240 --> 02:56:39,340 It's the part of the show I've been waiting for. 4171 02:56:39,520 --> 02:56:40,680 Barrage the Farage. 4172 02:56:41,940 --> 02:56:44,100 It's the heartbeat of the show. 4173 02:56:44,880 --> 02:56:48,440 North Korea and China pledging unconditional support to Putin. 4174 02:56:49,180 --> 02:56:51,620 How do you think that the West should respond, 4175 02:56:51,620 --> 02:56:54,160 if or more likely when China invade Taiwan? 4176 02:56:54,600 --> 02:56:55,960 I'm really worried about this. 4177 02:56:56,140 --> 02:56:58,620 And I think if you look at the economic data coming out of China, 4178 02:56:59,020 --> 02:57:01,820 youth unemployment, the last figures we got, 21%. 4179 02:57:01,820 --> 02:57:05,060 How does he have such a big opinion on the whole China thing? 4180 02:57:05,340 --> 02:57:08,260 Also, it feels like being forced to think about China. 4181 02:57:09,160 --> 02:57:10,680 Like, I'm not arsed. 4182 02:57:10,780 --> 02:57:12,400 You know, people are saying, oh, China, man. 4183 02:57:12,560 --> 02:57:13,780 They're on the fucking rise. 4184 02:57:13,920 --> 02:57:15,640 I don't know about it. 4185 02:57:15,680 --> 02:57:16,900 It's not like it's on... 4186 02:57:16,900 --> 02:57:17,820 I don't see it anywhere. 4187 02:57:17,820 --> 02:57:19,440 But, I mean, obviously, it's happening elsewhere. 4188 02:57:19,760 --> 02:57:22,480 I mean, it's China. 4189 02:57:22,700 --> 02:57:24,180 It's the Chinese, you know. 4190 02:57:24,820 --> 02:57:26,420 Don't watch any Chinese stuff. 4191 02:57:28,080 --> 02:57:29,740 Huge property crashes happening. 4192 02:57:30,440 --> 02:57:32,240 China had this amazing period of growth, 4193 02:57:32,500 --> 02:57:33,920 but it was massively overgeared. 4194 02:57:34,300 --> 02:57:35,940 There's a big economic reckoning coming, 4195 02:57:36,020 --> 02:57:37,180 and I genuinely believe that. 4196 02:57:37,480 --> 02:57:39,760 And that, I think, makes the invasion of Taiwan 4197 02:57:39,760 --> 02:57:41,300 that much more likely. 4198 02:57:41,860 --> 02:57:43,400 I think it'll happen next year. 4199 02:57:44,400 --> 02:57:45,200 I do. 4200 02:57:45,860 --> 02:57:46,620 I do. 4201 02:57:46,880 --> 02:57:47,340 And I... 4202 02:57:47,340 --> 02:57:48,340 And I... 4203 02:57:48,340 --> 02:57:49,340 I... 4204 02:57:49,340 --> 02:57:50,140 Oh! 4205 02:57:50,140 --> 02:57:50,360 Oh! 4206 02:57:54,360 --> 02:57:55,140 Fucking hell. 4207 02:57:57,480 --> 02:58:00,000 Maybe a Fargo Boyle scenario 4208 02:58:00,000 --> 02:58:03,340 just to do it for the sake of doing it, maybe? 4209 02:58:03,340 --> 02:58:03,460 Maybe? 4210 02:58:03,460 --> 02:58:03,600 Maybe? 4211 02:58:03,600 --> 02:58:03,700 Maybe? 4212 02:58:03,700 --> 02:58:23,920 I hope you could be in here, but I'm really worried about this. And I think if you look 4213 02:58:23,920 --> 02:58:28,700 at the economic data coming out of China, youth unemployment, the last figures we got, 21%. 4214 02:58:28,700 --> 02:58:35,300 Huge property crashes happening. China had this amazing period of growth, but it was massively overgeared. 4215 02:58:35,300 --> 02:58:39,700 There's a big economic reckoning coming, and I genuinely believe that. And that, I think, 4216 02:58:39,700 --> 02:58:48,820 makes the invasion of Taiwan that much more likely. I think it'll happen next year. I do. I do. And I, 4217 02:58:48,820 --> 02:58:56,380 I hope to goodness I'm wrong. And I suspect that what we're seeing is Russia. 4218 02:58:56,380 --> 02:59:02,980 You better have something to back that open, Father. Completely fucked it up. Completely fucked it up. 4219 02:59:02,980 --> 02:59:13,980 Completely fucked it up. I'm not sure which very, very big co-China, X. And I, I hope to goodness I'm wrong. I do. 4220 02:59:13,980 --> 02:59:28,580 You better have something to back that open, Father. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. You were the ones who constantly chatted of the so-called... 4221 02:59:28,580 --> 02:59:31,580 ...in this period of time. Fuck it up. 4222 02:59:31,580 --> 02:59:32,380 No, fucker hell. 4223 02:59:32,900 --> 02:59:33,720 Chinese Re... 4224 02:59:33,720 --> 02:59:34,700 Ha ha ha! 4225 02:59:34,700 --> 02:59:36,500 ...Kide and Hud Hastings. 4226 02:59:39,560 --> 02:59:41,360 Hud Hastings is after you. 4227 02:59:42,260 --> 02:59:44,700 Luckily, I think it'll happen next year. 4228 02:59:45,440 --> 02:59:46,480 I do. 4229 02:59:47,340 --> 02:59:47,780 I do. 4230 02:59:47,780 --> 02:59:49,760 No, fucker hell. 4231 02:59:49,760 --> 02:59:50,480 I'm wrong. 4232 02:59:51,480 --> 02:59:59,340 And I suspect that what we're seeing is Russia, China, North Korea, South Africa. 4233 03:00:00,400 --> 03:00:03,620 A very, very big coalition is building against us. 4234 03:00:03,980 --> 03:00:07,740 And India, I'm not sure which way India's going to go on this. 4235 03:00:08,780 --> 03:00:09,920 India's after you. 4236 03:00:10,780 --> 03:00:12,300 So I'm deeply worried about it. 4237 03:00:12,820 --> 03:00:15,400 My suspicion is, you asked me a question about that reaction, 4238 03:00:15,620 --> 03:00:20,100 my suspicion is if China invades Taiwan, the West does very little. 4239 03:00:20,560 --> 03:00:21,400 It's my view. 4240 03:00:21,420 --> 03:00:22,220 What's yours? 4241 03:00:22,360 --> 03:00:24,760 I suggest Francis Stream and Father Ted Best bits. 4242 03:00:24,760 --> 03:00:26,680 I think we should stand with Taiwan. 4243 03:00:26,680 --> 03:00:28,100 I'd look to watch along with that. 4244 03:00:28,340 --> 03:00:29,220 But the problem is... 4245 03:00:29,220 --> 03:00:31,220 I just want to make sure... 4246 03:00:31,220 --> 03:00:35,640 ...I've rinsed every drop from this, you know. 4247 03:00:36,180 --> 03:00:37,360 But then you probably... 4248 03:00:37,360 --> 03:00:38,160 I probably just... 4249 03:00:38,160 --> 03:00:41,360 The stream would get blocked anyway, because it's using copyrighted content. 4250 03:00:41,500 --> 03:00:42,400 We've depleted our... 4251 03:00:42,400 --> 03:00:43,200 But you never know. 4252 03:00:43,320 --> 03:00:46,320 Some things, it seems, they're slack about it. 4253 03:00:46,360 --> 03:00:47,920 And some things are really anal about it. 4254 03:00:47,940 --> 03:00:49,540 Our ability so much. 4255 03:00:50,040 --> 03:00:51,100 I don't think we can. 4256 03:00:51,620 --> 03:00:54,740 And our daughter's joining the RAF, so it's poignant to us. 4257 03:00:55,260 --> 03:00:55,400 Yeah. 4258 03:00:55,520 --> 03:00:56,280 Well, look, we've cut... 4259 03:00:56,280 --> 03:00:57,940 I mean, you know, 13 years of Conservative government, 4260 03:00:58,080 --> 03:01:00,840 and we've cut back our forces in the most astonishing way. 4261 03:01:01,120 --> 03:01:03,080 But the key to this is how America reacts. 4262 03:01:03,140 --> 03:01:05,680 And if Joe Biden's still in the White House, they will do nothing. 4263 03:01:05,940 --> 03:01:08,040 And they will not perceive the threat, is my view. 4264 03:01:08,040 --> 03:01:08,940 Dennis, thank you. 4265 03:01:09,100 --> 03:01:09,340 Thank you. 4266 03:01:09,340 --> 03:01:10,240 A very important question. 4267 03:01:11,520 --> 03:01:11,960 Jim. 4268 03:01:14,760 --> 03:01:15,200 Jim. 4269 03:01:15,500 --> 03:01:16,760 Good evening, Nigel, everybody. 4270 03:01:17,160 --> 03:01:19,460 Those watching at home, I may be wrong, Ian. 4271 03:01:19,540 --> 03:01:20,460 Correct me if I'm wrong. 4272 03:01:20,700 --> 03:01:23,740 But why is it that people that live in London, 4273 03:01:24,320 --> 03:01:26,460 and the vast majority are foreigners anyway, 4274 03:01:26,640 --> 03:01:28,020 that are not born and raised here, 4275 03:01:28,240 --> 03:01:32,120 and paid a lot into the country, like I have, you have, and everybody here, 4276 03:01:32,320 --> 03:01:36,740 why is it they get free travel from the age of 60? 4277 03:01:36,980 --> 03:01:39,340 People like myself from Cambridge live in the sticks. 4278 03:01:39,660 --> 03:01:41,180 We have to wait till we're 66. 4279 03:01:41,940 --> 03:01:44,400 Yeah, I mean, look, I think actually the whole free travel thing 4280 03:01:44,400 --> 03:01:46,700 at the age of 60 in London, which... 4281 03:01:47,260 --> 03:01:48,920 And there are different parts of London... 4282 03:01:48,920 --> 03:01:49,580 Andy, thank you very much. 4283 03:01:49,580 --> 03:01:52,840 And in many cases, people in London are much better off... 4284 03:01:52,840 --> 03:01:53,200 Absolutely. 4285 03:01:53,220 --> 03:01:54,820 ...than people living out in the sticks. 4286 03:01:54,900 --> 03:01:55,640 Absolutely, Liam. 4287 03:01:55,660 --> 03:01:56,720 And I... 4288 03:01:56,720 --> 03:01:57,640 It's a funny thing. 4289 03:01:58,140 --> 03:02:00,040 Taking benefits away from people 4290 03:02:00,040 --> 03:02:02,520 is rather like getting a bone back from an house. 4291 03:02:02,520 --> 03:02:05,340 Waiting for something here, it started like the... 4292 03:02:05,340 --> 03:02:06,220 A bit... 4293 03:02:06,220 --> 03:02:10,060 Couldn't tell really whether or not he had something going on, but... 4294 03:02:10,060 --> 03:02:12,980 It's a really, really tricky thing to do. 4295 03:02:13,000 --> 03:02:14,420 Like he had a bit of gusto about him. 4296 03:02:14,420 --> 03:02:16,640 Frankly, I don't think... 4297 03:02:16,640 --> 03:02:18,120 I mean, I'm 60 next birthday. 4298 03:02:18,500 --> 03:02:19,040 Young men. 4299 03:02:19,460 --> 03:02:20,100 Well, thank you. 4300 03:02:21,000 --> 03:02:21,880 Chicken there, I say. 4301 03:02:21,880 --> 03:02:22,900 I haven't been called that for years. 4302 03:02:24,720 --> 03:02:26,020 He likes Nigel. 4303 03:02:26,080 --> 03:02:27,040 16 next birthday. 4304 03:02:27,480 --> 03:02:29,480 I've got a decent job, a decent income. 4305 03:02:29,720 --> 03:02:32,060 I'm fitter than I deserve to be given my lifestyle. 4306 03:02:32,060 --> 03:02:32,600 That's a five-a-five. 4307 03:02:32,600 --> 03:02:36,180 And I don't think I should be entitled to... 4308 03:02:36,180 --> 03:02:37,200 Another cheeky job. 4309 03:02:37,200 --> 03:02:39,680 ...free travel from my 60th birthday. 4310 03:02:39,920 --> 03:02:41,860 So I don't think the state can keep... 4311 03:02:41,860 --> 03:02:44,740 But why is it for the Londoners? 4312 03:02:44,740 --> 03:02:45,420 Well... 4313 03:02:45,420 --> 03:02:50,140 Because, you know, they've got great transport system anyway, compared to us out in the sticks. 4314 03:02:50,140 --> 03:02:51,820 No, no, no, no, no, no, I get all of that. 4315 03:02:51,820 --> 03:02:52,160 A little local bus. 4316 03:02:52,160 --> 03:02:52,860 I get all of that. 4317 03:02:52,860 --> 03:02:54,420 But we have to wait till we're 66. 4318 03:02:54,420 --> 03:02:55,220 I know. 4319 03:02:55,220 --> 03:02:56,160 That's six years older. 4320 03:02:56,160 --> 03:02:56,760 I know. 4321 03:02:56,760 --> 03:02:59,760 Of course, they earn better money, most of them, in London. 4322 03:02:59,760 --> 03:03:00,260 How old are you, Jim? 4323 03:03:00,820 --> 03:03:00,940 Huh? 4324 03:03:01,040 --> 03:03:01,500 How old are you? 4325 03:03:01,920 --> 03:03:02,320 67. 4326 03:03:02,560 --> 03:03:03,340 Coming on 68. 4327 03:03:03,460 --> 03:03:04,260 So you've got a pass now? 4328 03:03:04,580 --> 03:03:05,080 I have. 4329 03:03:05,320 --> 03:03:06,200 Oh, there we are. 4330 03:03:08,900 --> 03:03:09,500 Caught out. 4331 03:03:09,500 --> 03:03:11,100 I would have liked to have got it when I was 60. 4332 03:03:11,100 --> 03:03:11,500 OK. 4333 03:03:12,480 --> 03:03:14,060 He's trying to come back from that now. 4334 03:03:14,140 --> 03:03:17,520 He got caught out talking about how you can't get a bus pass. 4335 03:03:17,580 --> 03:03:20,900 He's got a bus pass at home, for fuck's sake. 4336 03:03:21,680 --> 03:03:25,320 And we've got a lovely scenario B, Claire Byrne scenario. 4337 03:03:25,880 --> 03:03:32,160 Or Claire B scenario Resident Evil situation there as well. 4338 03:03:32,220 --> 03:03:33,360 It's something of note. 4339 03:03:33,800 --> 03:03:38,120 It's another situation of interest, which I've chalked down on my list. 4340 03:03:38,120 --> 03:03:39,020 He's 66. 4341 03:03:40,020 --> 03:03:42,100 I might have a few shackles in me pocket. 4342 03:03:42,420 --> 03:03:43,440 I'm going to take issue. 4343 03:03:43,440 --> 03:03:44,480 But now I'm brassic lint. 4344 03:03:46,660 --> 03:03:47,500 Shackles, is it? 4345 03:03:47,580 --> 03:03:48,660 I'm going to take issue with you. 4346 03:03:48,660 --> 03:03:49,800 Looks can be deceiving. 4347 03:03:50,140 --> 03:03:51,220 I don't think. 4348 03:03:52,360 --> 03:03:53,500 I don't think. 4349 03:03:53,520 --> 03:03:59,600 trying to really recuperate after the whole fucking bus pass fiasco of a minute ago there. 4350 03:04:01,240 --> 03:04:02,360 Quite concerning. 4351 03:04:03,060 --> 03:04:04,680 I might have a few shekels in me pocket. 4352 03:04:04,980 --> 03:04:06,020 I'm going to take issue. 4353 03:04:06,020 --> 03:04:07,020 But now I'm brassickling. 4354 03:04:07,720 --> 03:04:09,060 I'm going to take issue with you. 4355 03:04:09,060 --> 03:04:10,200 Looks can't be deceiving. 4356 03:04:10,600 --> 03:04:11,940 He was found out. 4357 03:04:12,800 --> 03:04:13,980 He's going overboard now. 4358 03:04:13,980 --> 03:04:14,540 I don't think. 4359 03:04:14,940 --> 03:04:19,020 I don't think the state can go on giving away freebies like this. 4360 03:04:19,420 --> 03:04:21,380 I think universal benefits are ridiculous. 4361 03:04:21,920 --> 03:04:24,040 I think these things ought to be means tested in some way. 4362 03:04:24,440 --> 03:04:26,540 We are massively in debt as a country. 4363 03:04:26,620 --> 03:04:26,940 Crazy. 4364 03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:31,160 Our debt interest this year is going to be £110 billion. 4365 03:04:32,140 --> 03:04:33,360 Why is the rule so? 4366 03:04:33,360 --> 03:04:35,360 What's the problem of a game of chess with Thomas? 4367 03:04:35,760 --> 03:04:38,240 Because you vote for different people and we have devolved powers. 4368 03:04:38,740 --> 03:04:39,720 Unfair, yes. 4369 03:04:39,780 --> 03:04:40,940 We all live on the same island. 4370 03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:41,880 But the general... 4371 03:04:41,880 --> 03:04:42,840 Well, we don't anymore. 4372 03:04:42,860 --> 03:04:44,360 We all live on the moon. 4373 03:04:45,060 --> 03:04:47,820 Politically, because we have a Scottish parliament, a Welsh parliament... 4374 03:04:47,820 --> 03:04:49,220 And there's another bone of contention. 4375 03:04:50,080 --> 03:04:51,320 Why do the Welsh... 4376 03:04:51,320 --> 03:04:55,200 Why do the Welsh and the Scottish get free prescriptions and we don't? 4377 03:04:55,380 --> 03:04:55,640 Jim. 4378 03:04:56,640 --> 03:04:57,740 I'm going to bang the drum. 4379 03:04:57,840 --> 03:04:58,200 Yeah, yeah. 4380 03:05:02,320 --> 03:05:05,520 I think he's going overboard, man. 4381 03:05:05,580 --> 03:05:08,960 You got found out about the bus pass thing earlier on, hey. 4382 03:05:10,560 --> 03:05:11,980 And he loves Nigel. 4383 03:05:11,980 --> 03:05:15,940 And I think he's drumming Nigel's drum there. 4384 03:05:16,480 --> 03:05:19,840 Nigel slaps the fucking tabletop. 4385 03:05:19,840 --> 03:05:20,240 Jim. 4386 03:05:20,920 --> 03:05:25,920 The barrel keg scenario, which has been put together for this particular scene. 4387 03:05:26,440 --> 03:05:27,560 I'm going to bang the drum. 4388 03:05:28,300 --> 03:05:32,180 It's an interesting double scenario there. 4389 03:05:32,180 --> 03:05:33,620 When we take that... 4390 03:05:33,620 --> 03:05:38,400 When you take it frame by frame and you break it down. 4391 03:05:39,460 --> 03:05:42,980 You really ask, what's going on there? 4392 03:05:42,980 --> 03:05:44,780 Do you know? 4393 03:05:44,780 --> 03:05:48,740 A man fucking banging on a fucking beer keg. 4394 03:05:49,380 --> 03:05:53,540 And Farage breaking his fucking bollocks, man. 4395 03:05:55,780 --> 03:05:57,640 It says something. 4396 03:05:57,740 --> 03:05:59,540 I don't know what it says, but it's something. 4397 03:05:59,660 --> 03:06:00,240 Thank you. 4398 03:06:00,240 --> 03:06:02,240 Thank you. 4399 03:06:02,240 --> 03:06:02,240 Thank you. 4400 03:06:02,240 --> 03:06:02,240 Thank you. 4401 03:06:06,240 --> 03:06:07,240 Well... 4402 03:06:07,240 --> 03:06:09,240 George... 4403 03:06:09,240 --> 03:06:13,900 George, all I can say is follow Jim. 4404 03:06:15,020 --> 03:06:15,900 But I get it. 4405 03:06:15,920 --> 03:06:16,400 I get it. 4406 03:06:16,480 --> 03:06:18,840 Yeah, free prescriptions, university fees. 4407 03:06:19,000 --> 03:06:19,380 No, no, no. 4408 03:06:19,400 --> 03:06:20,120 We could go on forever. 4409 03:06:20,240 --> 03:06:20,500 Exactly. 4410 03:06:21,420 --> 03:06:25,900 As a young man, I was born in this country, lived all my life, but I feel betrayed by it. 4411 03:06:26,560 --> 03:06:32,940 Because, you know, this country has his and funds, the small boat migrants. 4412 03:06:33,320 --> 03:06:34,800 Why don't they put them up in luxury hotels? 4413 03:06:34,900 --> 03:06:35,740 Lord, Leah, young fellow. 4414 03:06:35,740 --> 03:06:39,700 Whereas young people like myself, we've got a scraping claw for every opportunity we get. 4415 03:06:40,020 --> 03:06:47,280 So what I'd like to know is when and why did this country decide we're going to choose migrants over our own youth? 4416 03:07:05,280 --> 03:07:16,120 This is a real fucking big time wallop load of cheers went up there for a crazy bit of migrant chat. 4417 03:07:17,000 --> 03:07:22,040 I think I could hear someone screaming like in a kind of fucking sounded terrifying. 4418 03:07:22,040 --> 03:07:24,300 Like there was someone getting killed or something. 4419 03:07:27,300 --> 03:07:35,260 So what I'd like to know is when and why did this country decide we're going to choose migrants over our own youth? 4420 03:07:35,260 --> 03:07:39,540 Well said! Well said! Well said! Well said! Well said! 4421 03:07:39,540 --> 03:07:49,100 It was a triple helping of well said. A few fucking years. 4422 03:07:49,360 --> 03:07:55,140 And then there was just a general feeling of solid sympathization. 4423 03:07:56,380 --> 03:08:02,220 Nothing more nothing less. But then I saw a shot, a fleeting shot, a snapshot of a... 4424 03:08:03,020 --> 03:08:06,720 Like someone just like a bit of... a bit of fucking venom. 4425 03:08:08,900 --> 03:08:09,720 Or was it? 4426 03:08:10,840 --> 03:08:12,020 Maybe it's his mother. 4427 03:08:13,660 --> 03:08:17,940 Maybe it's your man, the young fellow's mother. Because yeah, there she is. 4428 03:08:18,940 --> 03:08:19,500 This is... 4429 03:08:19,500 --> 03:08:26,300 She went mental for that point. A bit too mental... for it just to have been for the point. 4430 03:08:27,420 --> 03:08:31,140 I think there's a familial connection there. It is a small... it's a village. You don't... 4431 03:08:31,140 --> 03:08:34,580 Probably just gone there with the fucking... the family like, you know? 4432 03:08:34,580 --> 03:08:40,420 It's a perception... shared... by a vast majority of the population. Except... 4433 03:08:40,420 --> 03:08:45,860 Because if you lived in a town like that and then it was that woman that was just doing it for that point... 4434 03:08:45,860 --> 03:08:51,660 You'd see her knocking about and you'd be like, oh that's the one that went fucking crazy town. 4435 03:08:51,980 --> 03:08:56,980 But maybe if it's the sun, then that connection there is inspired a kind of... yeah! 4436 03:08:56,980 --> 03:09:07,940 For those people Jim was talking about. Somehow, in central London, there is a completely new mindset... that has taken hold... 4437 03:09:07,940 --> 03:09:11,380 Er... it... I... I... I can't wait to hear this! 4438 03:09:11,380 --> 03:09:19,940 It's deeply embedded in much of our media. It's deeply embedded in much of our parliament. It seems to be even more deeply embedded in our courts and some of our judges. 4439 03:09:19,940 --> 03:09:30,900 Which is that the concept that you should put your own people first is somehow small-minded, petty and verging on racism. 4440 03:09:30,900 --> 03:09:38,900 And I'm sick of this narrative about what bloody awful we are as a country, how ghastly our history is. Compare us to the rest of Europe and most of the rest of the world. 4441 03:09:38,900 --> 03:09:46,340 I think we are actually, generally, the most easy-going, tolerant, nice people you could ever meet anywhere in the world. 4442 03:09:46,340 --> 03:09:57,300 Go on, Nudge! I think I heard a go on Nudge there. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 4443 03:09:57,300 --> 03:10:04,300 Thanks for the tip there, Katie Petitti. I'm sure you heard a... at the end of the self-congratulatory... 4444 03:10:04,300 --> 03:10:10,300 Yeah, the history... so are my history. We're bloody lovely. 4445 03:10:10,300 --> 03:10:26,260 Sort of fucking vibes. Nice people we are as a country, how ghastly our history is. Compare us to the rest of Europe and most of the rest of the world. I think we are actually, generally, the most easy-going, tolerant, nice people you could ever meet anywhere in the world. 4446 03:10:26,260 --> 03:10:28,260 Someone went... Gets in! 4447 03:10:28,260 --> 03:10:33,260 Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! What's the but gonna be? 4448 03:10:33,260 --> 03:10:40,220 George, the one thing we hate is unfairness. And you've put your finger on something deeply unfair. Thank you. 4449 03:10:40,220 --> 03:10:41,220 Well done very much, thank you. 4450 03:10:45,220 --> 03:10:46,220 OK. 4451 03:10:46,220 --> 03:10:48,220 But, shoot, chop, run! 4452 03:10:48,220 --> 03:10:49,220 Hi, Nigel. Good evening. 4453 03:10:49,220 --> 03:10:50,180 Good evening. 4454 03:10:50,180 --> 03:10:57,180 Do you think the online... forthcoming online safety bill will affect the content on GB News? 4455 03:10:57,180 --> 03:10:59,180 Well, I suppose, really... 4456 03:10:59,180 --> 03:11:00,180 Off-com... 4457 03:11:00,180 --> 03:11:02,180 Interesting sound of voice. 4458 03:11:02,180 --> 03:11:03,180 Alison! 4459 03:11:03,180 --> 03:11:05,180 Hi, Nigel. 4460 03:11:05,180 --> 03:11:06,180 Good evening. 4461 03:11:06,180 --> 03:11:13,180 Do you think the online... forthcoming online safety bill will affect the content on GB News? 4462 03:11:13,180 --> 03:11:19,140 Well, I suppose, really, you know, Ofcom will be the ultimate arbiter of that. 4463 03:11:19,140 --> 03:11:23,140 The online safety bill is an incredibly difficult piece of legislation. 4464 03:11:23,140 --> 03:11:25,140 You know, how the hell do you... 4465 03:11:25,140 --> 03:11:27,140 How the hell do you regulate what's going on? 4466 03:11:27,140 --> 03:11:29,140 He's gone from China... 4467 03:11:29,140 --> 03:11:33,140 The invasion of China, which he thinks is gonna happen next year... 4468 03:11:33,140 --> 03:11:36,100 To, uh, bus passes... 4469 03:11:36,100 --> 03:11:38,100 To... 4470 03:11:38,100 --> 03:11:40,100 General immigrants... 4471 03:11:40,100 --> 03:11:46,100 Now he's fucking in the long grass of what? What's this... 4472 03:11:46,100 --> 03:11:47,100 On the Wild West. 4473 03:11:47,100 --> 03:11:49,100 How do you regulate... 4474 03:11:49,100 --> 03:11:50,100 Technology. 4475 03:11:50,100 --> 03:11:53,100 He's getting involved in the technology debate now. 4476 03:11:53,100 --> 03:11:54,100 He's... 4477 03:11:54,100 --> 03:11:55,100 He's spanning the genres. 4478 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:59,100 How do you stop, you know, the criminal traffickers using TikTok? 4479 03:11:59,100 --> 03:12:01,100 Because you close down one account, they open another one. 4480 03:12:01,100 --> 03:12:03,100 It is very, very difficult. 4481 03:12:03,100 --> 03:12:06,060 Well-intentioned legislation, but very, very difficult. 4482 03:12:06,060 --> 03:12:07,060 Our problem is not gonna be that. 4483 03:12:07,060 --> 03:12:09,060 Our problem could be the regulator. 4484 03:12:09,060 --> 03:12:12,060 To date, we've not had too many problems, but right now, 4485 03:12:12,060 --> 03:12:16,060 the regulator, Ofcom, have decided... 4486 03:12:16,060 --> 03:12:17,060 They're gonna fight us all the way. 4487 03:12:17,060 --> 03:12:19,060 Just isn't cutting the mustard this week. 4488 03:12:19,060 --> 03:12:21,060 It doesn't have the vibe, the kind of... 4489 03:12:21,060 --> 03:12:23,060 It was a... 4490 03:12:23,060 --> 03:12:28,060 It was some atmosphere in that beer garden. 4491 03:12:28,060 --> 03:12:30,020 Against us... 4492 03:12:30,020 --> 03:12:32,020 People asking to burn... 4493 03:12:32,020 --> 03:12:33,020 Burn him. 4494 03:12:33,020 --> 03:12:34,020 Stone him. 4495 03:12:34,020 --> 03:12:35,020 Just... Sorry. 4496 03:12:35,020 --> 03:12:36,020 Just a little snapshot. 4497 03:12:36,020 --> 03:12:38,020 I know I keep playing it, but I mean... 4498 03:12:38,020 --> 03:12:41,020 It was that man with the dog, you know? 4499 03:12:41,020 --> 03:13:11,000 you know. 4500 03:13:11,000 --> 03:13:14,320 Do you believe it, everybody? 4501 03:13:14,320 --> 03:13:15,520 Any problems? 4502 03:13:15,520 --> 03:13:19,280 # Two and I, Abdi! # Two and I, Abdi! # 4503 03:13:19,280 --> 03:13:23,200 # Two and I, Abdi! # Two and I, Abdi! # 4504 03:13:23,200 --> 03:13:25,400 # Two and I, Abdi! # 4505 03:13:25,400 --> 03:13:27,360 # Two and I, Abdi! # 4506 03:13:27,360 --> 03:13:28,960 # Two and I, Abdi! # 4507 03:13:28,960 --> 03:13:30,800 # Two and I, Abdi! # 4508 03:13:40,720 --> 03:13:43,720 On the campaign for Don't Kill Cash. 4509 03:13:43,720 --> 03:13:47,640 So, you know, Sky News can campaign on the climate. 4510 03:13:47,640 --> 03:13:49,800 Other channels can campaign on whatever they like. 4511 03:13:49,800 --> 03:13:54,200 And apparently we're wrong to campaign for people to go on taking cash. 4512 03:13:54,200 --> 03:13:59,960 We've no wish to go to war with the regulators, with the government, with anybody. 4513 03:13:59,960 --> 03:14:02,920 And I think, Alison, and I hope I can say this honestly, 4514 03:14:02,920 --> 03:14:06,720 that whilst we are a channel where people have opinions 4515 03:14:06,720 --> 03:14:11,120 and aren't afraid to express them, we're also very much a channel for free speech. 4516 03:14:11,120 --> 03:14:15,040 I've got people on my programme I fundamentally disagree with. 4517 03:14:15,040 --> 03:14:17,040 I don't get them on for a punch-up. 4518 03:14:17,040 --> 03:14:19,920 You can watch a chap on Talk TV. He does it every night at 8 o'clock. 4519 03:14:19,920 --> 03:14:25,840 I think we're going to be talking about the people who have to say. 4520 03:14:25,840 --> 03:14:36,720 And I think whatever battles we have with Ofcom, I believe, going back to that principle of fairness and decency that I discussed with George, I believe we will come out on the right side. 4521 03:14:36,720 --> 03:14:45,760 OK, I'm believing, I'm sensing a go on Nige or something right at the end of this point. It's been telegraphed for too long. Here we go. 4522 03:14:45,760 --> 03:14:49,680 And I think we're a growing media organisation with a growing level of influence. 4523 03:14:49,680 --> 03:14:53,600 And I think our viewers and our listeners. 4524 03:14:53,600 --> 03:14:55,600 Self-referential bullshit as well. 4525 03:14:55,600 --> 03:14:59,520 That's the fifth thing. I was trying to think of five things that the whole show is about. 4526 03:14:59,520 --> 03:15:27,360 I name the others. Fucking, what was it? Immigrants, Euless, climate, banking, banking. They haven't got into banking yet, but I bet you, I bet you that'll happen. Or just talking about themselves like they're a fucking class. Like we're a family. We're a family of, this isn't just a news channel. It's, you know, we're there for you kind of thing. It's just fucking bizarre stuff. 4527 03:15:27,360 --> 03:15:53,360 I can't wait for the Irish version of whatever the GB news is because they're becoming more prevalent. And it's just some of the kind of unentertaining kind of, kind of just putting it together on the fly aspects of it with a cheap budget. Production value is not great. Just bizarre sort of fucking vibe and ambience in these little meetings. And that it's, it's a regular funny bit of business. 4528 03:15:53,360 --> 03:16:09,000 And, you know, people will be maybe going on, man, we don't need one, but I mean, I think we do need one for some fucking good comedy, like, you know, or, you know, anything of this ilk. Something that just changes it up and then gives you a weekly source of a laugh. 4529 03:16:09,360 --> 03:16:10,840 to what we do. 4530 03:16:11,100 --> 03:16:12,920 And I thank you and all of you 4531 03:16:12,920 --> 03:16:14,140 for being our supporters. 4532 03:16:15,140 --> 03:16:17,220 Something that has fuck all production value. 4533 03:16:17,340 --> 03:16:18,540 I mean, that's the way it's going anyway 4534 03:16:18,540 --> 03:16:20,520 because RT are running out of money apparently. 4535 03:16:21,180 --> 03:16:25,040 But I mean, also that's new opportunities 4536 03:16:25,040 --> 03:16:27,300 maybe for people to be thinking about 4537 03:16:27,300 --> 03:16:28,520 starting up a channel. 4538 03:16:28,640 --> 03:16:30,520 It could be something of the same 4539 03:16:30,520 --> 03:16:32,180 or it could be the left-wing version. 4540 03:16:33,340 --> 03:16:36,660 Whatever really just needs to be done 4541 03:16:36,660 --> 03:16:40,240 so that it's a solid bit of comedy every week. 4542 03:16:41,700 --> 03:16:45,280 OK, in a moment, it's going to be time for Talking Pints 4543 03:16:45,280 --> 03:16:48,700 and I'll be joined by Whitten's Member of Parliament. 4544 03:16:49,140 --> 03:16:50,920 She's been the Member of Parliament for 2010. 4545 03:16:51,180 --> 03:16:52,100 She's been the Home Secretary. 4546 03:16:52,680 --> 03:16:54,440 She's never been too far away from controversy. 4547 03:16:54,440 --> 03:16:57,860 So I'm looking forward to Talking Pints with Brittany Patel. 4548 03:17:01,060 --> 03:17:03,540 A few whoops, nothing amazing. 4549 03:17:03,820 --> 03:17:05,820 And now the final guest showdown. 4550 03:17:06,100 --> 03:17:08,180 The Labour Party Minutes. 4551 03:17:08,260 --> 03:17:09,320 That means there's 20 left. 4552 03:17:09,700 --> 03:17:11,020 After 15. 4553 03:17:11,140 --> 03:17:11,840 Probably as long as well. 4554 03:17:11,900 --> 03:17:13,580 And it's Prisly Patel. 4555 03:17:13,720 --> 03:17:16,600 I mean, so there's always been a bit of political rebellion in you, hasn't there? 4556 03:17:16,740 --> 03:17:18,020 Well, that's one way of putting it. 4557 03:17:18,060 --> 03:17:21,320 But that also tells me I've been sort of doing the anti-EU campaign 4558 03:17:21,320 --> 03:17:23,140 probably as long as you have as well, right? 4559 03:17:23,140 --> 03:17:23,900 Oh, not that long now. 4560 03:17:24,320 --> 03:17:24,720 Nearly. 4561 03:17:25,160 --> 03:17:25,880 That is true. 4562 03:17:25,960 --> 03:17:26,580 That is true. 4563 03:17:26,720 --> 03:17:31,120 I mean, I've got a personal story in terms of my own background, 4564 03:17:31,440 --> 03:17:36,320 politically how I got involved in politics, party politics, but also my views on Europe 4565 03:17:36,320 --> 03:17:39,960 and obviously why I then went on to campaign for Brexit. 4566 03:17:40,460 --> 03:17:42,180 And I remember the RM crisis. 4567 03:17:42,180 --> 03:17:43,740 You were probably working in the city at the time. 4568 03:17:43,740 --> 03:17:44,260 I was, yeah. 4569 03:17:44,500 --> 03:17:50,600 And I just remember the devastating impact that had on people, jobs, livelihoods, 4570 03:17:50,620 --> 03:17:51,500 people lost their homes. 4571 03:17:51,560 --> 03:17:52,060 Interest rates. 4572 03:17:52,200 --> 03:17:57,880 He's gone for extra union jacks on the barrel to really crank that up to the maximum. 4573 03:17:58,820 --> 03:18:04,460 Farage has got a bitter pint and it looks like a gin and tonic scenario situation, 4574 03:18:04,960 --> 03:18:05,860 if that at all. 4575 03:18:05,920 --> 03:18:08,940 It could be a secret lemonade drink just for the cameras. 4576 03:18:08,940 --> 03:18:13,540 However, he does seem to fucking indulge in the bitter and enjoys that. 4577 03:18:13,760 --> 03:18:16,020 The rates went double-digit interest rates, right? 4578 03:18:16,080 --> 03:18:17,360 15% interest rates. 4579 03:18:17,820 --> 03:18:19,700 And people know my mum and dad were shopkeepers. 4580 03:18:19,700 --> 03:18:21,600 She's battle-bossed 5,000. 4581 03:18:22,180 --> 03:18:27,940 Like, you wouldn't really, it puts on a real smiley kind of happy, happy smiley kind of, 4582 03:18:28,580 --> 03:18:30,220 there's a facade there. 4583 03:18:30,320 --> 03:18:33,520 But I mean, if you fucking, let me see, what's her name? 4584 03:18:34,420 --> 03:18:37,000 Pretty Patel. 4585 03:18:37,120 --> 03:18:40,040 I bet you the first shots are fucking photos, maybe. 4586 03:18:40,200 --> 03:18:40,860 Not those ones. 4587 03:18:41,240 --> 03:18:43,880 Will be a verdition out of fucking bollocking or something. 4588 03:18:45,760 --> 03:18:48,360 Not as fucking bollicky as I thought, actually. 4589 03:18:48,500 --> 03:18:50,260 They're all kind of happy enough ones. 4590 03:18:52,320 --> 03:18:53,080 That's a little... 4591 03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:04,740 Yeah, no, she's... 4592 03:19:04,740 --> 03:19:05,200 Fair play. 4593 03:19:06,780 --> 03:19:07,420 Fair play. 4594 03:19:07,840 --> 03:19:10,340 They're all fucking decent enough autographs. 4595 03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:11,500 But there's lots of... 4596 03:19:11,500 --> 03:19:13,300 I know memories of her being a fucking... 4597 03:19:13,300 --> 03:19:15,800 It's an impact that had on all of us, basically. 4598 03:19:15,800 --> 03:19:17,160 Our family, lives. 4599 03:19:17,340 --> 03:19:20,540 You know, we couldn't even manage our repayments, basically, 4600 03:19:20,800 --> 03:19:23,180 for the shop that my mum and dad had. 4601 03:19:23,300 --> 03:19:24,740 And we were lucky to keep the roof over our head. 4602 03:19:24,740 --> 03:19:26,260 Because mum and dad came from Uganda. 4603 03:19:26,460 --> 03:19:26,920 That's right. 4604 03:19:27,060 --> 03:19:29,200 And that proved to be, I think, probably, 4605 03:19:29,680 --> 03:19:32,500 the most successful single migration to Britain there's ever been. 4606 03:19:32,500 --> 03:19:34,060 The number of those people that came, 4607 03:19:34,500 --> 03:19:36,460 Ugandan Asians that have prospered and done well. 4608 03:19:36,880 --> 03:19:38,600 But, of course, your dad, Sushil, 4609 03:19:39,280 --> 03:19:40,960 even more Eurosceptic than... 4610 03:19:40,960 --> 03:19:41,560 It's hot. 4611 03:19:42,120 --> 03:19:44,820 It looks like a shit scenario in there. 4612 03:19:45,080 --> 03:19:48,160 You've got this lady down at the bottom corner of Farage 4613 03:19:48,160 --> 03:19:52,320 getting really hot under the collar and needing to self- 4614 03:19:52,320 --> 03:19:53,220 And needing to self- 4615 03:19:53,220 --> 03:19:58,720 Fanulate herself in order to stay in good spirits. 4616 03:19:58,720 --> 03:19:59,300 Prospered and done well. 4617 03:19:59,300 --> 03:20:00,280 It looks like it's a hot... 4618 03:20:00,280 --> 03:20:01,020 Pretty as dad. 4619 03:20:01,280 --> 03:20:01,660 Sushil. 4620 03:20:01,920 --> 03:20:03,480 Even more Eurosceptic than... 4621 03:20:03,480 --> 03:20:06,000 Based there's no ventilation, which would tally. 4622 03:20:06,960 --> 03:20:07,940 Would it not? 4623 03:20:08,480 --> 03:20:13,200 With my assumption, this took place in that little old-looking RAF club 4624 03:20:13,200 --> 03:20:17,120 that was outside the fucking town, which looked run down. 4625 03:20:17,840 --> 03:20:19,220 It could be the place. 4626 03:20:19,400 --> 03:20:21,240 Doesn't look like it's got great ventilation. 4627 03:20:21,380 --> 03:20:22,140 Looks like an old building. 4628 03:20:22,360 --> 03:20:23,840 An old building, for sure. 4629 03:20:24,020 --> 03:20:25,520 His dad was a member of UK. 4630 03:20:25,520 --> 03:20:27,080 She is all smiles, but... 4631 03:20:27,080 --> 03:20:28,080 It's... 4632 03:20:28,080 --> 03:20:29,080 It's... 4633 03:20:29,080 --> 03:20:32,280 She can really fucking lash out the venom neck. 4634 03:20:32,460 --> 03:20:41,160 You know, and you see a lot of people who manage to span the genres of evil and good time, happy, fun time person. 4635 03:20:41,600 --> 03:20:43,140 And she does it remarkably well 4636 03:20:43,140 --> 03:20:44,080 because you look at it, 4637 03:20:44,100 --> 03:20:47,580 it just seems like a nice interview. 4638 03:20:48,540 --> 03:20:49,660 But there's some, 4639 03:20:50,100 --> 03:20:52,960 there's a lot of spice there. 4640 03:20:53,320 --> 03:20:54,660 A bit of nastiness. 4641 03:20:55,520 --> 03:20:56,660 That won't show its head, 4642 03:20:56,740 --> 03:20:57,260 I don't think, 4643 03:20:57,260 --> 03:20:59,200 in the interview. 4644 03:20:59,480 --> 03:21:00,280 And that's when he thought 4645 03:21:00,280 --> 03:21:01,580 politics was really easy. 4646 03:21:01,780 --> 03:21:02,960 And he saw what it was really like 4647 03:21:02,960 --> 03:21:04,040 from my perspective. 4648 03:21:04,420 --> 03:21:05,580 So far she's winning. 4649 03:21:06,000 --> 03:21:08,100 But she's kind of like human PR 4650 03:21:08,100 --> 03:21:09,700 as a fucking concept, you know. 4651 03:21:09,760 --> 03:21:11,120 There's going to be no parents 4652 03:21:11,120 --> 03:21:14,500 that will ever kind of leave you 4653 03:21:14,500 --> 03:21:15,720 with a sour taste 4654 03:21:15,720 --> 03:21:17,320 unless it's of the politics 4655 03:21:17,320 --> 03:21:18,080 sort of stuff. 4656 03:21:18,620 --> 03:21:20,180 You worked in corporate affairs. 4657 03:21:20,200 --> 03:21:21,120 Right here she's doing well. 4658 03:21:21,240 --> 03:21:22,480 All these people are gathered 4659 03:21:22,480 --> 03:21:24,360 on a Thursday night in a pub 4660 03:21:24,360 --> 03:21:26,840 under the auspices of Nigel Farage's 4661 03:21:26,840 --> 03:21:30,940 wanderly fucking political bang bang. 4662 03:21:31,740 --> 03:21:34,140 And I recognise this guy. 4663 03:21:34,840 --> 03:21:36,640 He looks very familiar. 4664 03:21:37,000 --> 03:21:39,120 I don't, I can't put my finger on it. 4665 03:21:39,240 --> 03:21:40,640 I think he could be a regular 4666 03:21:40,640 --> 03:21:42,200 audience member. 4667 03:21:42,780 --> 03:21:43,840 But they're all gathered there 4668 03:21:43,840 --> 03:21:44,760 for Priti Patel. 4669 03:21:45,080 --> 03:21:46,060 Given her the respect 4670 03:21:46,060 --> 03:21:46,680 and deference 4671 03:21:46,680 --> 03:21:48,520 of a fucking A-list celebrity, 4672 03:21:48,800 --> 03:21:50,380 it's boring enough so far, 4673 03:21:50,440 --> 03:21:51,640 I actually can't even tell you 4674 03:21:51,640 --> 03:21:52,700 what she's after saying. 4675 03:21:53,080 --> 03:21:53,980 I think this has been 4676 03:21:53,980 --> 03:21:55,940 very boring so far. 4677 03:21:55,940 --> 03:21:57,200 Was it always going to be 4678 03:21:57,200 --> 03:21:58,140 politics for Priti Patel? 4679 03:21:58,200 --> 03:21:59,340 No, definitely not. 4680 03:21:59,480 --> 03:22:00,200 So I've been a member. 4681 03:22:00,420 --> 03:22:02,880 And a side eye of 4682 03:22:02,880 --> 03:22:04,940 instability perhaps. 4683 03:22:04,940 --> 03:22:05,800 Was it always going to be 4684 03:22:05,800 --> 03:22:06,700 politics for Priti Patel? 4685 03:22:06,740 --> 03:22:08,300 A slight bit of anxiety. 4686 03:22:09,200 --> 03:22:09,400 No? 4687 03:22:11,360 --> 03:22:12,160 He did well actually. 4688 03:22:12,160 --> 03:22:13,360 He recovered really well. 4689 03:22:13,500 --> 03:22:14,320 And that's a lovely 4690 03:22:14,320 --> 03:22:15,860 sup of the bitter pint as well. 4691 03:22:15,940 --> 03:22:16,520 So I've been a member 4692 03:22:16,520 --> 03:22:17,240 of the Tory party 4693 03:22:17,240 --> 03:22:18,440 for a long, long time. 4694 03:22:18,620 --> 03:22:19,580 And of course, you know, 4695 03:22:19,740 --> 03:22:21,300 I never tire of saying 4696 03:22:21,300 --> 03:22:22,580 my political hero 4697 03:22:22,580 --> 03:22:23,560 is Margaret Thatcher. 4698 03:22:23,940 --> 03:22:25,640 she liberated our country 4699 03:22:25,640 --> 03:22:27,560 in the sense of the 1980s. 4700 03:22:28,520 --> 03:22:29,780 Threw off the shackles 4701 03:22:29,780 --> 03:22:31,240 of 1970s Britain 4702 03:22:31,240 --> 03:22:32,340 and what Labour did 4703 03:22:32,340 --> 03:22:32,820 to our country. 4704 03:22:32,820 --> 03:22:34,340 Sounds very posh to me. 4705 03:22:35,200 --> 03:22:36,740 You know, she was very much 4706 03:22:36,740 --> 03:22:37,700 the person, 4707 03:22:37,880 --> 03:22:39,080 and we were the party 4708 03:22:39,080 --> 03:22:39,820 back then, 4709 03:22:40,120 --> 03:22:41,120 of entrepreneurs, 4710 03:22:41,760 --> 03:22:42,520 SMEs, 4711 03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:43,020 you know, 4712 03:22:43,440 --> 03:22:45,640 the party property-owning democracy, 4713 03:22:45,820 --> 03:22:46,140 all the things that I... 4714 03:22:46,140 --> 03:22:46,840 Low taxes. 4715 03:22:47,080 --> 03:22:47,640 Low taxes. 4716 03:22:47,740 --> 03:22:48,860 Controlling borders. 4717 03:22:49,020 --> 03:22:49,540 You name it. 4718 03:22:49,620 --> 03:22:50,060 Absolutely. 4719 03:22:50,280 --> 03:22:50,760 Wow. 4720 03:22:50,980 --> 03:22:51,420 Exactly. 4721 03:22:51,780 --> 03:22:54,240 So that was the Conservative Party. 4722 03:22:54,360 --> 03:22:55,500 But that's why I got involved 4723 03:22:55,500 --> 03:22:56,040 with the party. 4724 03:22:56,060 --> 03:22:57,020 So what's happened to it? 4725 03:22:57,320 --> 03:22:58,060 So, Nigel, 4726 03:22:58,220 --> 03:22:59,220 that's why I got involved 4727 03:22:59,220 --> 03:22:59,860 with the party. 4728 03:23:00,420 --> 03:23:01,100 But I've always been 4729 03:23:01,100 --> 03:23:01,940 a backroom person, 4730 03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:03,100 and I never, ever actually 4731 03:23:03,100 --> 03:23:03,860 wanted to be a member 4732 03:23:03,860 --> 03:23:04,360 of Parliament. 4733 03:23:04,620 --> 03:23:05,160 I mean, you know, 4734 03:23:05,200 --> 03:23:06,260 my parents' background, 4735 03:23:06,460 --> 03:23:07,680 very business-orientated, 4736 03:23:07,780 --> 03:23:08,220 et cetera. 4737 03:23:08,900 --> 03:23:09,580 And then, of course, 4738 03:23:10,000 --> 03:23:11,160 I'm very public, 4739 03:23:11,280 --> 03:23:12,060 service-minded, 4740 03:23:12,480 --> 03:23:13,480 and at the end of the day, 4741 03:23:13,520 --> 03:23:14,540 I do believe, you know, 4742 03:23:14,780 --> 03:23:15,980 if you want to make a difference, 4743 03:23:16,400 --> 03:23:17,360 roll your sleeves up, 4744 03:23:17,480 --> 03:23:18,480 throw yourself into it, 4745 03:23:18,500 --> 03:23:19,320 and see if you can make a difference. 4746 03:23:19,320 --> 03:23:19,620 Well, you've got 4747 03:23:19,620 --> 03:23:20,820 a great constituency here, 4748 03:23:20,880 --> 03:23:21,060 you know, 4749 03:23:21,140 --> 03:23:22,020 you've been Whittam's MP 4750 03:23:22,020 --> 03:23:22,800 since 2010. 4751 03:23:23,920 --> 03:23:24,880 Even if the Tories 4752 03:23:24,880 --> 03:23:25,960 get obliterated 4753 03:23:25,960 --> 03:23:26,720 at the next election, 4754 03:23:26,900 --> 03:23:27,540 you're one of the ones 4755 03:23:27,540 --> 03:23:28,380 that will hold on 4756 03:23:28,380 --> 03:23:29,700 and still be there. 4757 03:23:29,800 --> 03:23:30,680 And I'm pretty certain 4758 03:23:30,680 --> 03:23:31,220 of that. 4759 03:23:31,340 --> 03:23:32,660 But talking about the town, 4760 03:23:33,400 --> 03:23:33,820 I went out. 4761 03:23:33,920 --> 03:23:35,480 Just basic enough 4762 03:23:35,480 --> 03:23:36,560 arse kissery, 4763 03:23:36,720 --> 03:23:37,940 not much going on. 4764 03:23:38,000 --> 03:23:39,220 It's a softball affair. 4765 03:23:39,300 --> 03:23:40,680 My friend from Uganda, 4766 03:23:40,860 --> 03:23:41,600 thank you very much 4767 03:23:41,600 --> 03:23:42,680 for the tip there. 4768 03:23:42,740 --> 03:23:43,620 I hope you're getting on well. 4769 03:23:43,760 --> 03:23:44,860 It's a soft, 4770 03:23:45,280 --> 03:23:47,380 soft old job. 4771 03:23:47,380 --> 03:23:48,100 Earlier on today, 4772 03:23:48,180 --> 03:23:48,840 we'll have a quick look. 4773 03:23:48,960 --> 03:23:50,340 It's a real puff piece. 4774 03:23:50,780 --> 03:23:51,700 on the screen 4775 03:23:51,700 --> 03:23:52,460 of what I found 4776 03:23:52,460 --> 03:23:53,520 in your high street. 4777 03:23:56,520 --> 03:23:58,740 and a lovely hanging chad. 4778 03:23:59,140 --> 03:24:00,340 This is what I'm here for, 4779 03:24:00,420 --> 03:24:00,700 guys. 4780 03:24:01,120 --> 03:24:02,460 This is everything and more. 4781 03:24:02,540 --> 03:24:03,780 And I'm glad that we've seen it. 4782 03:24:04,120 --> 03:24:06,380 A situation where they've cut to a VT 4783 03:24:06,380 --> 03:24:09,040 and they haven't queued it up properly. 4784 03:24:09,300 --> 03:24:10,660 And there's some dead air 4785 03:24:10,660 --> 03:24:12,300 and some awkward staring. 4786 03:24:12,440 --> 03:24:13,440 And I do believe, 4787 03:24:13,600 --> 03:24:15,220 I have seen that guy before. 4788 03:24:15,600 --> 03:24:17,500 He is a regular, 4789 03:24:17,680 --> 03:24:19,580 perhaps a Farage fanatic. 4790 03:24:19,980 --> 03:24:22,560 It could be his second week 4791 03:24:22,560 --> 03:24:23,520 in a fucking role 4792 03:24:23,520 --> 03:24:25,160 on this roadshow, 4793 03:24:25,320 --> 03:24:26,040 what is it? 4794 03:24:26,100 --> 03:24:27,240 Roadshow Extraordinaire. 4795 03:24:27,360 --> 03:24:28,420 I think he did one last week, 4796 03:24:28,500 --> 03:24:28,620 but I, 4797 03:24:28,980 --> 03:24:29,120 no, 4798 03:24:29,120 --> 03:24:29,940 he didn't do one last week. 4799 03:24:29,980 --> 03:24:30,520 It was the week before. 4800 03:24:30,620 --> 03:24:31,880 That's when we watched it. 4801 03:24:32,280 --> 03:24:34,380 This guy is a big fan. 4802 03:24:36,160 --> 03:24:37,000 Today we're in Whittam 4803 03:24:37,000 --> 03:24:38,720 and we're looking at bank closures. 4804 03:24:38,720 --> 03:24:38,980 Now, 4805 03:24:39,580 --> 03:24:41,160 what I found in your high street. 4806 03:24:41,160 --> 03:24:42,880 Let's just see that hanging chad again. 4807 03:24:50,020 --> 03:24:50,620 Ha ha. 4808 03:24:51,260 --> 03:24:54,000 It's taken ages to cut to the VT. 4809 03:24:54,220 --> 03:24:55,040 Today we're in Whittam 4810 03:24:55,040 --> 03:24:56,800 and we're looking at bank closures. 4811 03:24:56,960 --> 03:24:57,060 Now, 4812 03:24:57,140 --> 03:24:58,320 you can see Halifax, 4813 03:24:58,800 --> 03:25:00,120 forming a building society. 4814 03:25:00,120 --> 03:25:01,580 Just as I said, 4815 03:25:01,720 --> 03:25:03,200 like a clockwork fucking 4816 03:25:03,200 --> 03:25:05,560 orange time bomb. 4817 03:25:05,900 --> 03:25:07,960 The banks have been brought into it again. 4818 03:25:08,260 --> 03:25:08,760 no doubt, 4819 03:25:08,960 --> 03:25:10,780 another chance to harp on 4820 03:25:10,780 --> 03:25:12,580 about how the banks are closing, 4821 03:25:13,120 --> 03:25:14,660 which I don't agree with. 4822 03:25:14,720 --> 03:25:15,720 I don't think they should fucking 4823 03:25:15,720 --> 03:25:17,040 close people's banks down. 4824 03:25:17,540 --> 03:25:17,900 But I mean, 4825 03:25:18,440 --> 03:25:20,480 he doesn't stop going on about it. 4826 03:25:20,800 --> 03:25:23,100 He's doing it every week. 4827 03:25:23,400 --> 03:25:24,040 We've heard, 4828 03:25:24,640 --> 03:25:26,120 just find a new bank, man. 4829 03:25:26,740 --> 03:25:27,920 It's not a problem. 4830 03:25:29,300 --> 03:25:31,260 It was a coots bank 4831 03:25:31,260 --> 03:25:32,260 that he was with anyway. 4832 03:25:32,400 --> 03:25:33,160 He was hoping to get 4833 03:25:33,160 --> 03:25:35,120 people to be fucking sad. 4834 03:25:35,500 --> 03:25:37,120 Coots are a millionaire's bank. 4835 03:25:37,800 --> 03:25:38,920 Forgive me a wry smile, 4836 03:25:39,040 --> 03:25:40,220 but in my recent travails 4837 03:25:40,220 --> 03:25:41,460 with the NatWest Banking Group, 4838 03:25:41,900 --> 03:25:42,820 this NatWest branch 4839 03:25:42,820 --> 03:25:43,660 in the last couple of years 4840 03:25:43,660 --> 03:25:44,260 has become... 4841 03:25:44,260 --> 03:25:46,360 It is very Alan Partridge 4842 03:25:46,360 --> 03:25:47,420 because it's kind of like 4843 03:25:47,420 --> 03:25:48,420 a little vendetta 4844 03:25:48,420 --> 03:25:49,880 or vindictive dig, 4845 03:25:50,080 --> 03:25:50,940 the banks to, 4846 03:25:51,420 --> 03:25:52,140 even though it's not 4847 03:25:52,140 --> 03:25:53,260 on the news agenda 4848 03:25:53,260 --> 03:25:55,240 as much as other stuff, 4849 03:25:55,320 --> 03:25:55,480 you know, 4850 03:25:55,520 --> 03:25:56,120 there's stuff that's... 4851 03:25:56,120 --> 03:25:59,740 probably taking up a bit more fucking 4852 03:25:59,740 --> 03:26:00,380 carloinches. 4853 03:26:00,380 --> 03:26:01,520 in Whidham High Street 4854 03:26:01,520 --> 03:26:02,860 is Lloyd's. 4855 03:26:02,900 --> 03:26:03,800 Lloyd's is still here, 4856 03:26:03,900 --> 03:26:04,820 but, oh dear, 4857 03:26:05,480 --> 03:26:08,340 we're closing this branch soon. 4858 03:26:10,840 --> 03:26:11,680 And that'll be it. 4859 03:26:12,120 --> 03:26:13,060 All four big banks 4860 03:26:13,060 --> 03:26:14,360 will have gone from this high street, 4861 03:26:14,500 --> 03:26:15,160 and this is typical 4862 03:26:15,160 --> 03:26:15,860 of what's happening 4863 03:26:15,860 --> 03:26:17,960 all around the country. 4864 03:26:20,240 --> 03:26:21,640 I don't know, 4865 03:26:21,740 --> 03:26:22,220 like, I mean, 4866 03:26:22,300 --> 03:26:23,060 it seems there's probably 4867 03:26:23,060 --> 03:26:24,060 more fucking banks 4868 03:26:24,060 --> 03:26:24,760 out there than ever. 4869 03:26:24,860 --> 03:26:25,720 Thanks very much there, 4870 03:26:25,840 --> 03:26:26,760 Steve Jennings. 4871 03:26:28,240 --> 03:26:29,620 Very, very kind to you. 4872 03:26:30,760 --> 03:26:32,120 Those shots, by the way, 4873 03:26:32,120 --> 03:26:33,500 were terribly washed out 4874 03:26:33,500 --> 03:26:34,840 and overexposed. 4875 03:26:35,140 --> 03:26:37,720 Not sure if they had time. 4876 03:26:37,800 --> 03:26:38,680 They could have fucking run 4877 03:26:38,680 --> 03:26:39,480 that through the editing, 4878 03:26:39,620 --> 03:26:39,840 maybe, 4879 03:26:39,960 --> 03:26:41,280 and dropped, you know, 4880 03:26:42,160 --> 03:26:44,000 the exposure, whatever. 4881 03:26:44,320 --> 03:26:45,380 But they could have even done it 4882 03:26:45,380 --> 03:26:46,260 during the live broadcast. 4883 03:26:46,480 --> 03:26:47,340 It just wasn't done. 4884 03:26:49,260 --> 03:26:50,800 That's why I like to see 4885 03:26:50,800 --> 03:26:51,880 some of this stuff as well, 4886 03:26:51,980 --> 03:26:52,140 you know. 4887 03:26:52,140 --> 03:27:02,880 The butcher, the baker, 4888 03:27:03,260 --> 03:27:05,120 the candlestick maker, 4889 03:27:06,380 --> 03:27:07,180 Paddy Bamford, 4890 03:27:07,260 --> 03:27:08,220 thank you very much 4891 03:27:08,220 --> 03:27:09,560 for the variant. 4892 03:27:09,560 --> 03:27:11,640 of coins or take coins 4893 03:27:11,640 --> 03:27:12,660 and her customers pay 4894 03:27:12,660 --> 03:27:14,320 antennas when they're buying 4895 03:27:14,320 --> 03:27:16,000 sausages or bacon or whatever. 4896 03:27:16,460 --> 03:27:17,360 I mean, is this just, 4897 03:27:17,740 --> 03:27:18,940 I mean, this is a market town. 4898 03:27:19,020 --> 03:27:19,960 It's been here for centuries. 4899 03:27:20,460 --> 03:27:21,020 Is it just now 4900 03:27:21,020 --> 03:27:21,820 in terminal decline? 4901 03:27:22,040 --> 03:27:23,440 No, definitely not. 4902 03:27:23,600 --> 03:27:24,140 I mean, Whittam. 4903 03:27:24,140 --> 03:27:24,780 It looks like it, though. 4904 03:27:24,780 --> 03:27:25,960 Well, Whittam is a great town. 4905 03:27:26,080 --> 03:27:26,900 It really is. 4906 03:27:27,200 --> 03:27:28,000 So, number one, 4907 03:27:28,000 --> 03:27:29,680 we have an incredible community here. 4908 03:27:30,160 --> 03:27:31,240 But to your point 4909 03:27:31,240 --> 03:27:32,220 about the high street 4910 03:27:32,220 --> 03:27:33,200 and what's going on 4911 03:27:33,200 --> 03:27:34,080 in terms of banks, 4912 03:27:34,520 --> 03:27:35,700 we all know about the banks, 4913 03:27:35,800 --> 03:27:36,100 don't we, 4914 03:27:36,100 --> 03:27:37,300 in terms of what they're doing. 4915 03:27:37,360 --> 03:27:37,780 Oh, I do. 4916 03:27:37,940 --> 03:27:39,460 Well, they want to control. 4917 03:27:39,460 --> 03:27:41,400 I mean, you can speak personally. 4918 03:27:41,540 --> 03:27:42,160 Now it's, 4919 03:27:42,300 --> 03:27:44,040 the tables have turned 4920 03:27:44,040 --> 03:27:45,680 and the arse licking 4921 03:27:45,680 --> 03:27:46,920 is being transferred 4922 03:27:46,920 --> 03:27:49,480 to the other side. 4923 03:27:52,420 --> 03:27:53,820 She's beginning to fucking 4924 03:27:53,820 --> 03:27:55,200 bush up his tail now. 4925 03:27:55,240 --> 03:27:55,880 Definitely not. 4926 03:27:56,080 --> 03:27:56,640 I mean, Whittam. 4927 03:27:56,640 --> 03:27:57,280 It looks like it, though. 4928 03:27:57,280 --> 03:27:58,460 Well, Whittam is a great town. 4929 03:27:58,560 --> 03:27:59,380 It really is. 4930 03:27:59,520 --> 03:28:00,460 So, number one, 4931 03:28:00,520 --> 03:28:02,180 we have an incredible community here. 4932 03:28:02,600 --> 03:28:03,740 But to your point 4933 03:28:03,740 --> 03:28:04,700 about the high street 4934 03:28:04,700 --> 03:28:05,700 and what's going on 4935 03:28:05,700 --> 03:28:06,560 in terms of banks, 4936 03:28:07,020 --> 03:28:08,200 we all know about the banks, 4937 03:28:08,280 --> 03:28:08,620 don't we, 4938 03:28:08,680 --> 03:28:09,440 in terms of what they're doing. 4939 03:28:09,440 --> 03:28:10,260 Oh, I do. 4940 03:28:10,460 --> 03:28:11,960 Well, they want to control. 4941 03:28:12,300 --> 03:28:12,540 I mean, 4942 03:28:12,860 --> 03:28:14,020 you can speak personally 4943 03:28:14,020 --> 03:28:14,700 about this, 4944 03:28:14,780 --> 03:28:15,280 but actually, 4945 03:28:15,400 --> 03:28:16,600 I've had a lot of small businesses 4946 03:28:16,600 --> 03:28:17,460 come to me, 4947 03:28:17,880 --> 03:28:19,500 not just in recent months, 4948 03:28:19,540 --> 03:28:20,460 but over the years. 4949 03:28:20,780 --> 03:28:21,540 To a certain extent, 4950 03:28:21,600 --> 03:28:22,260 they've been debattled. 4951 03:28:22,260 --> 03:28:23,400 I just Googled it. 4952 03:28:23,520 --> 03:28:24,160 Those banks 4953 03:28:24,160 --> 03:28:26,140 are still open there. 4954 03:28:26,140 --> 03:28:27,540 And that's the information 4955 03:28:27,540 --> 03:28:28,400 coming right through 4956 03:28:28,400 --> 03:28:29,560 the chat box at the moment. 4957 03:28:30,080 --> 03:28:31,020 Just goes to show 4958 03:28:31,020 --> 03:28:32,460 that there's a lot 4959 03:28:32,460 --> 03:28:34,280 of shit being spread 4960 03:28:34,280 --> 03:28:35,900 and they haven't done 4961 03:28:35,900 --> 03:28:36,700 any of the research. 4962 03:28:36,900 --> 03:28:37,160 And maybe 4963 03:28:37,160 --> 03:28:40,300 it was just a piece 4964 03:28:40,300 --> 03:28:41,540 that was cut together 4965 03:28:41,540 --> 03:28:42,440 that very day. 4966 03:28:42,600 --> 03:28:43,860 He didn't do 4967 03:28:43,860 --> 03:28:44,760 the research on them. 4968 03:28:44,840 --> 03:28:45,860 Maybe they are still open. 4969 03:28:46,000 --> 03:28:46,720 It's closing. 4970 03:28:47,140 --> 03:28:47,340 It's insane. 4971 03:28:47,340 --> 03:28:51,480 The point is, 4972 03:28:51,720 --> 03:28:52,380 we should be able 4973 03:28:52,380 --> 03:28:52,760 to... 4974 03:28:52,760 --> 03:28:54,020 We went too far there. 4975 03:28:54,040 --> 03:28:54,920 They don't want us to use cash. 4976 03:28:54,920 --> 03:28:55,140 You know, 4977 03:28:55,200 --> 03:28:56,020 the small retailers 4978 03:28:56,020 --> 03:28:57,020 come in and all those 4979 03:28:57,020 --> 03:28:57,700 types of things. 4980 03:28:58,000 --> 03:28:58,480 And of course, 4981 03:28:58,740 --> 03:28:59,560 they don't want us 4982 03:28:59,560 --> 03:29:00,240 to use cash. 4983 03:29:00,320 --> 03:29:01,160 This is all about, 4984 03:29:01,200 --> 03:29:01,480 you know, 4985 03:29:01,860 --> 03:29:02,800 digitalization, 4986 03:29:03,160 --> 03:29:04,000 credit cards, 4987 03:29:04,120 --> 03:29:04,460 or, you know, 4988 03:29:04,500 --> 03:29:05,420 get your bank card out. 4989 03:29:05,480 --> 03:29:06,860 And that's fundamentally wrong. 4990 03:29:07,120 --> 03:29:08,040 And if you look around 4991 03:29:08,040 --> 03:29:09,500 our lovely audience tonight, 4992 03:29:09,840 --> 03:29:11,420 we've got a broad range here 4993 03:29:11,420 --> 03:29:12,440 in terms of ages, 4994 03:29:12,720 --> 03:29:14,120 representations of our town. 4995 03:29:14,440 --> 03:29:14,940 Everyone has 4996 03:29:14,940 --> 03:29:15,340 different circumstances. 4997 03:29:15,340 --> 03:29:18,340 See, it would probably 4998 03:29:18,340 --> 03:29:23,260 be like 48 to 69 or 70. 4999 03:29:23,800 --> 03:29:25,000 That's the broad range. 5000 03:29:25,360 --> 03:29:26,620 And the point is, 5001 03:29:26,840 --> 03:29:27,520 we should be able 5002 03:29:27,520 --> 03:29:28,580 to cater for everybody. 5003 03:29:29,020 --> 03:29:30,780 Although, we have 5004 03:29:30,780 --> 03:29:31,980 an outlier there. 5005 03:29:34,080 --> 03:29:35,880 She's on her own there 5006 03:29:35,880 --> 03:29:36,960 in that regard 5007 03:29:36,960 --> 03:29:37,740 of the bracket 5008 03:29:37,740 --> 03:29:39,040 of the age range. 5009 03:29:39,740 --> 03:29:40,260 The high street, 5010 03:29:40,400 --> 03:29:41,640 or even our banks should. 5011 03:29:42,000 --> 03:29:43,300 Our banks are meant 5012 03:29:43,300 --> 03:29:44,280 to provide a public service. 5013 03:29:44,280 --> 03:29:45,280 I've heard some very, 5014 03:29:45,280 --> 03:29:46,080 I've heard some 5015 03:29:46,080 --> 03:29:47,460 very encouraging words 5016 03:29:47,460 --> 03:29:49,040 from Jeremy Hunt, 5017 03:29:49,660 --> 03:29:50,600 from Andrew Griffith, 5018 03:29:50,640 --> 03:29:51,320 the city minister. 5019 03:29:52,060 --> 03:29:52,520 And they've said 5020 03:29:52,520 --> 03:29:53,700 some very positive things 5021 03:29:53,700 --> 03:29:54,940 in the light of what I expose. 5022 03:29:55,160 --> 03:29:55,760 What I expose 5023 03:29:55,760 --> 03:29:56,840 opened up a bigger debate. 5024 03:29:57,180 --> 03:29:57,660 It was a debate 5025 03:29:57,660 --> 03:29:58,940 that was there, 5026 03:29:59,040 --> 03:29:59,860 but it was kind of below 5027 03:29:59,860 --> 03:30:01,700 the table. 5028 03:30:02,380 --> 03:30:04,080 A sensual puff piece, 5029 03:30:04,160 --> 03:30:05,000 thank you very much. 5030 03:30:05,160 --> 03:30:06,360 A general election is coming. 5031 03:30:07,160 --> 03:30:07,420 You know, 5032 03:30:07,500 --> 03:30:08,360 it'll be next October 5033 03:30:08,360 --> 03:30:09,340 or whenever it is. 5034 03:30:09,700 --> 03:30:10,480 Oh my God, 5035 03:30:10,480 --> 03:30:11,660 the suit is fucking 5036 03:30:11,660 --> 03:30:12,220 definitely here. 5037 03:30:12,220 --> 03:30:15,400 make me all great again. 5038 03:30:15,480 --> 03:30:16,600 Thank you very much. 5039 03:30:17,040 --> 03:30:18,020 This is all coming to 5040 03:30:18,020 --> 03:30:19,880 a denouement now, 5041 03:30:20,580 --> 03:30:21,880 or however you'd say that, 5042 03:30:22,660 --> 03:30:23,900 on French-ish. 5043 03:30:24,460 --> 03:30:24,680 But, 5044 03:30:25,020 --> 03:30:26,280 it's all 5045 03:30:26,280 --> 03:30:28,200 building towards something. 5046 03:30:28,440 --> 03:30:30,540 There was the TFI Friday start. 5047 03:30:30,700 --> 03:30:31,720 There was the bizarre 5048 03:30:31,720 --> 03:30:32,660 sort of questions 5049 03:30:32,660 --> 03:30:33,360 about fucking 5050 03:30:33,360 --> 03:30:34,820 the invasion of Tai Wang. 5051 03:30:35,480 --> 03:30:36,040 There was, 5052 03:30:36,640 --> 03:30:37,120 you know, 5053 03:30:37,320 --> 03:30:38,420 that fella who 5054 03:30:38,420 --> 03:30:41,320 hammered on Farage's drum 5055 03:30:41,320 --> 03:30:42,800 like he was hammering his balls 5056 03:30:42,800 --> 03:30:43,860 and Farage was like, 5057 03:30:44,000 --> 03:30:44,020 going, 5058 03:30:44,200 --> 03:30:44,480 oh! 5059 03:30:46,220 --> 03:30:47,580 It's building towards him. 5060 03:30:47,660 --> 03:30:49,120 There is something in the, 5061 03:30:49,320 --> 03:30:49,740 in the, 5062 03:30:49,900 --> 03:30:51,120 there's a feeling there 5063 03:30:51,120 --> 03:30:51,840 in the rafters 5064 03:30:51,840 --> 03:30:53,100 that it's going to end 5065 03:30:53,100 --> 03:30:53,440 in something. 5066 03:30:54,380 --> 03:30:55,380 Let's see if I'm right 5067 03:30:55,380 --> 03:30:55,880 or I'm wrong. 5068 03:30:55,940 --> 03:30:56,740 I hope there's something 5069 03:30:56,740 --> 03:30:57,380 going on here. 5070 03:30:57,480 --> 03:30:58,480 Thank you very much 5071 03:30:58,480 --> 03:30:59,480 for the tip there. 5072 03:30:59,580 --> 03:31:00,320 Patrick Kilty, 5073 03:31:01,500 --> 03:31:02,040 a.k.a. 5074 03:31:02,160 --> 03:31:02,740 New Toy Man. 5075 03:31:02,820 --> 03:31:03,440 Thank you very much. 5076 03:31:03,540 --> 03:31:04,720 Commitment to the suit, boss. 5077 03:31:04,860 --> 03:31:05,460 Wish me luck. 5078 03:31:06,260 --> 03:31:06,960 Go on, man. 5079 03:31:07,060 --> 03:31:07,800 I wish you luck. 5080 03:31:07,980 --> 03:31:09,380 I hope you're all the best, man. 5081 03:31:09,940 --> 03:31:10,160 And, 5082 03:31:10,260 --> 03:31:11,760 back to this though, 5083 03:31:11,840 --> 03:31:12,840 it's building towards something. 5084 03:31:13,040 --> 03:31:14,080 What's it going to deliver? 5085 03:31:15,080 --> 03:31:15,440 You know, 5086 03:31:15,580 --> 03:31:16,860 I think we need to thank you 5087 03:31:16,860 --> 03:31:17,940 for everything you've done 5088 03:31:17,940 --> 03:31:18,880 as well in terms of 5089 03:31:18,880 --> 03:31:19,800 lifting the lid off, 5090 03:31:19,880 --> 03:31:20,460 the whole debank. 5091 03:31:20,520 --> 03:31:20,720 Ugh, 5092 03:31:20,860 --> 03:31:22,880 more arse lickery here. 5093 03:31:23,040 --> 03:31:24,380 It's a real, 5094 03:31:25,200 --> 03:31:27,060 well-paid job. 5095 03:31:27,160 --> 03:31:29,420 A well-scripted job here. 5096 03:31:29,500 --> 03:31:29,860 I want, 5097 03:31:29,860 --> 03:31:31,720 I want you to come on 5098 03:31:31,720 --> 03:31:32,880 and we'll both 5099 03:31:32,880 --> 03:31:33,640 give each other 5100 03:31:33,640 --> 03:31:34,840 a fucking rub down 5101 03:31:34,840 --> 03:31:37,700 thank you very much 5102 03:31:37,700 --> 03:31:38,300 for the tip there. 5103 03:31:38,640 --> 03:31:39,360 The banks 5104 03:31:39,360 --> 03:31:40,800 and all this kind of stuff. 5105 03:31:41,360 --> 03:31:42,920 And there's no doubt about that. 5106 03:31:43,280 --> 03:31:44,080 Oh, gosh. 5107 03:31:45,040 --> 03:31:47,120 I should say something else as well 5108 03:31:47,120 --> 03:31:48,640 before I come on to the bank. 5109 03:31:48,980 --> 03:31:50,200 I just want to thank you as well, 5110 03:31:50,260 --> 03:31:50,580 actually, 5111 03:31:50,840 --> 03:31:51,440 for, you know, 5112 03:31:51,500 --> 03:31:52,020 the way in which 5113 03:31:52,020 --> 03:31:52,620 you've just driven 5114 03:31:52,620 --> 03:31:53,680 the political agenda 5115 03:31:53,680 --> 03:31:54,500 on this issue. 5116 03:31:55,500 --> 03:31:56,520 But even last time 5117 03:31:56,520 --> 03:31:57,240 at the general election, 5118 03:31:57,400 --> 03:31:58,100 you had candidates 5119 03:31:58,100 --> 03:31:59,100 and you stood them down, 5120 03:31:59,340 --> 03:32:00,240 which enabled us 5121 03:32:00,240 --> 03:32:01,200 to get that majority. 5122 03:32:01,340 --> 03:32:01,940 I know. 5123 03:32:02,060 --> 03:32:02,940 Thanks for the tip. 5124 03:32:02,940 --> 03:32:03,520 I know. 5125 03:32:03,720 --> 03:32:04,460 I know. 5126 03:32:04,520 --> 03:32:05,660 Well, I was coming to that. 5127 03:32:07,140 --> 03:32:08,600 But that helped us get Brexit. 5128 03:32:10,500 --> 03:32:11,560 Let's just see it there. 5129 03:32:11,640 --> 03:32:12,200 It's a lovely, 5130 03:32:12,200 --> 03:32:13,400 lovely little one. 5131 03:32:13,800 --> 03:32:14,780 I was coming to that. 5132 03:32:16,200 --> 03:32:18,060 But that helped us get Brexit done 5133 03:32:18,060 --> 03:32:19,320 and that was really important. 5134 03:32:19,560 --> 03:32:21,160 But you've asked, 5135 03:32:21,200 --> 03:32:22,060 you've asked the question 5136 03:32:22,060 --> 03:32:22,680 on banking. 5137 03:32:23,260 --> 03:32:24,200 You've asked the question 5138 03:32:24,200 --> 03:32:24,700 on banking. 5139 03:32:25,320 --> 03:32:26,620 There is no choice now 5140 03:32:26,620 --> 03:32:27,740 because if the government 5141 03:32:27,740 --> 03:32:28,760 doesn't intervene, 5142 03:32:29,280 --> 03:32:30,240 too many people 5143 03:32:30,240 --> 03:32:32,180 will just lose the right 5144 03:32:32,180 --> 03:32:33,460 to, you know, 5145 03:32:33,520 --> 03:32:34,780 have access to cash. 5146 03:32:36,360 --> 03:32:37,820 Access to cash 5147 03:32:37,820 --> 03:32:39,780 and you're to blame. 5148 03:32:40,240 --> 03:32:41,500 Access to bank accounts 5149 03:32:41,500 --> 03:32:42,060 and also... 5150 03:32:42,680 --> 03:32:43,420 Thank you very much. 5151 03:32:43,480 --> 03:32:44,080 Shout 99 5152 03:32:44,080 --> 03:32:45,920 and county tricky terrain. 5153 03:32:46,040 --> 03:32:46,860 Thank you very much. 5154 03:32:46,960 --> 03:32:48,100 It's going to be so detrimental. 5155 03:32:48,360 --> 03:32:49,860 I have seen the Koch reports. 5156 03:32:50,460 --> 03:32:51,800 There's some funny stuff there. 5157 03:32:52,800 --> 03:32:53,440 ...to the economy 5158 03:32:53,440 --> 03:32:55,140 because businesses in particular 5159 03:32:55,140 --> 03:32:56,380 will be affected 5160 03:32:56,380 --> 03:32:57,840 and that small businesses, 5161 03:32:58,280 --> 03:32:59,780 80% of my constituents 5162 03:32:59,780 --> 03:33:01,200 are employed by SMEs, 5163 03:33:01,400 --> 03:33:02,820 not the fancy corporates, 5164 03:33:02,940 --> 03:33:03,640 not the big companies. 5165 03:33:03,640 --> 03:33:05,580 Small, medium enterprises. 5166 03:33:05,860 --> 03:33:06,720 We need banks 5167 03:33:06,720 --> 03:33:07,660 and we need local... 5168 03:33:07,660 --> 03:33:08,540 This matters 5169 03:33:08,540 --> 03:33:09,780 and this campaign is one 5170 03:33:09,780 --> 03:33:10,620 I'll probably get one 5171 03:33:10,620 --> 03:33:11,400 fighting for years. 5172 03:33:11,500 --> 03:33:12,460 I've got a record of doing that. 5173 03:33:13,180 --> 03:33:13,400 You know, 5174 03:33:13,480 --> 03:33:14,260 I wanted Brexit. 5175 03:33:14,800 --> 03:33:16,860 Oh, there's another point. 5176 03:33:16,860 --> 03:33:17,300 It's done. 5177 03:33:17,440 --> 03:33:18,200 I was disgusted 5178 03:33:18,200 --> 03:33:18,740 and appalled 5179 03:33:18,740 --> 03:33:19,600 at the way that Parliament 5180 03:33:19,600 --> 03:33:20,520 did its best to stop it 5181 03:33:20,520 --> 03:33:21,000 from happening. 5182 03:33:21,200 --> 03:33:21,920 Do you remember it? 5183 03:33:22,160 --> 03:33:22,740 I... 5184 03:33:22,740 --> 03:33:24,680 I don't think we've got the Brexit 5185 03:33:24,680 --> 03:33:26,280 we deserve, to be honest. 5186 03:33:26,480 --> 03:33:27,900 I got rid of Mrs May. 5187 03:33:28,140 --> 03:33:29,080 Those European elections 5188 03:33:29,080 --> 03:33:29,700 got rid of her. 5189 03:33:30,240 --> 03:33:31,600 Boris inherited that. 5190 03:33:31,720 --> 03:33:32,520 I helped you 5191 03:33:32,520 --> 03:33:33,460 in the general election. 5192 03:33:33,460 --> 03:33:33,600 Yeah. 5193 03:33:33,700 --> 03:33:34,300 pretty... 5194 03:33:34,300 --> 03:33:35,040 I thought we were going 5195 03:33:35,040 --> 03:33:36,060 to control our borders 5196 03:33:36,060 --> 03:33:37,920 and reduce immigration 5197 03:33:37,920 --> 03:33:39,140 and you finished up 5198 03:33:39,140 --> 03:33:40,540 with the hot potato in 2019 5199 03:33:40,540 --> 03:33:42,300 of being Home Secretary 5200 03:33:42,300 --> 03:33:43,700 and you talk very tough. 5201 03:33:44,200 --> 03:33:45,400 When I heard you introducing 5202 03:33:45,400 --> 03:33:47,460 a points-based immigration system, 5203 03:33:47,540 --> 03:33:47,940 I mean, I go, 5204 03:33:48,040 --> 03:33:48,320 way! 5205 03:33:48,920 --> 03:33:49,800 I've been saying this 5206 03:33:49,800 --> 03:33:50,900 for 30 years. 5207 03:33:51,780 --> 03:33:53,660 I liked that little bit then. 5208 03:33:54,040 --> 03:33:54,340 I heard... 5209 03:33:54,340 --> 03:33:55,140 It sounded good. 5210 03:33:55,180 --> 03:33:55,760 I looked away, 5211 03:33:55,840 --> 03:33:57,200 but I heard a nice bit. 5212 03:33:57,280 --> 03:33:58,300 Was there an accompanying 5213 03:33:58,300 --> 03:34:00,240 visual feast? 5214 03:34:00,240 --> 03:34:01,360 Let's have a look at that. 5215 03:34:01,380 --> 03:34:02,340 You talk very tough. 5216 03:34:03,060 --> 03:34:04,040 When I heard you introducing 5217 03:34:04,040 --> 03:34:06,100 a points-based immigration system, 5218 03:34:06,180 --> 03:34:06,560 I mean, I go, 5219 03:34:06,660 --> 03:34:06,880 way! 5220 03:34:07,540 --> 03:34:08,540 I've been saying this... 5221 03:34:08,540 --> 03:34:09,000 Hey! 5222 03:34:10,220 --> 03:34:11,240 It's not bad. 5223 03:34:11,380 --> 03:34:13,060 It's a situation of interest. 5224 03:34:13,260 --> 03:34:14,440 Let's go back there again. 5225 03:34:14,580 --> 03:34:15,280 It seemed to be 5226 03:34:15,280 --> 03:34:16,700 an impression 5227 03:34:16,700 --> 03:34:19,900 of a fucking mob thing. 5228 03:34:19,900 --> 03:34:21,560 In his head, 5229 03:34:21,680 --> 03:34:22,620 like he had a picture 5230 03:34:22,620 --> 03:34:23,380 of a mob. 5231 03:34:23,500 --> 03:34:24,880 ...based immigration system. 5232 03:34:25,000 --> 03:34:25,340 I mean, I go, 5233 03:34:26,740 --> 03:34:28,100 here we go. 5234 03:34:28,280 --> 03:34:28,640 Way! 5235 03:34:29,080 --> 03:34:29,560 19! 5236 03:34:29,560 --> 03:34:32,540 Sensual piece of pudding. 5237 03:34:32,700 --> 03:34:33,800 Thank you very much there 5238 03:34:33,800 --> 03:34:34,340 for the tip. 5239 03:34:34,500 --> 03:34:35,900 And look at the situation here. 5240 03:34:36,020 --> 03:34:36,920 It's a... 5241 03:34:36,920 --> 03:34:38,120 It's interesting, 5242 03:34:38,300 --> 03:34:39,220 to say the least. 5243 03:34:39,420 --> 03:34:40,380 He did make sure 5244 03:34:40,380 --> 03:34:41,360 to clock that he was 5245 03:34:41,360 --> 03:34:42,480 on camera there 5246 03:34:42,480 --> 03:34:45,220 before he started doing this. 5247 03:34:45,640 --> 03:34:46,440 Whatever it is 5248 03:34:46,440 --> 03:34:47,360 he's doing there. 5249 03:34:48,180 --> 03:34:48,820 But, um, 5250 03:34:49,420 --> 03:34:50,700 let's go for a closer look 5251 03:34:50,700 --> 03:34:51,260 on this one. 5252 03:34:51,900 --> 03:34:53,020 And this kid, 5253 03:34:53,140 --> 03:34:54,800 he really doesn't really know 5254 03:34:54,800 --> 03:34:55,420 whether or not he wants 5255 03:34:55,420 --> 03:34:56,000 to be here, 5256 03:34:56,640 --> 03:34:57,760 not to pick on anyone, 5257 03:34:58,720 --> 03:35:00,120 young or anything like that. 5258 03:35:00,180 --> 03:35:00,680 Just like, 5259 03:35:00,920 --> 03:35:01,560 for the whole thing, 5260 03:35:01,640 --> 03:35:01,920 it's been 5261 03:35:01,920 --> 03:35:03,820 unusual to have him 5262 03:35:03,820 --> 03:35:04,620 behind Nigel. 5263 03:35:04,700 --> 03:35:05,640 Usually he puts the... 5264 03:35:05,640 --> 03:35:07,280 The producer puts the big dogs 5265 03:35:07,280 --> 03:35:08,300 behind Nigel. 5266 03:35:08,500 --> 03:35:09,300 So then when we get 5267 03:35:09,300 --> 03:35:11,000 a situation like this, 5268 03:35:11,540 --> 03:35:14,280 there can be an accompanying 5269 03:35:14,280 --> 03:35:15,500 backup 5270 03:35:15,500 --> 03:35:18,060 ambience. 5271 03:35:19,060 --> 03:35:20,120 maybe even a few people 5272 03:35:20,120 --> 03:35:20,940 shouting as well. 5273 03:35:21,740 --> 03:35:23,080 But that's a great situation 5274 03:35:23,080 --> 03:35:24,240 just there even. 5275 03:35:24,520 --> 03:35:25,140 Those two. 5276 03:35:25,920 --> 03:35:27,180 I think those two 5277 03:35:27,180 --> 03:35:28,380 are my favourite ones 5278 03:35:28,380 --> 03:35:29,380 out of all of them. 5279 03:35:29,840 --> 03:35:31,560 There's probably about 25 of them. 5280 03:35:31,920 --> 03:35:32,880 If he was to go through 5281 03:35:32,880 --> 03:35:33,300 all of them. 5282 03:35:33,420 --> 03:35:35,560 But that's my happy ones. 5283 03:35:36,980 --> 03:35:38,940 I've been saying this for 30 years 5284 03:35:38,940 --> 03:35:40,440 and yet... 5285 03:35:40,440 --> 03:35:43,060 I think he was saying, 5286 03:35:43,500 --> 03:35:43,720 you know, 5287 03:35:43,800 --> 03:35:44,060 you go, 5288 03:35:44,180 --> 03:35:44,600 yay! 5289 03:35:44,760 --> 03:35:45,240 But I mean, 5290 03:35:45,320 --> 03:35:46,940 he went for in his mind... 5291 03:35:46,940 --> 03:35:49,920 Last year, 5292 03:35:50,060 --> 03:35:51,360 legal immigration into Britain 5293 03:35:51,360 --> 03:35:53,940 was 1.2 million people. 5294 03:35:54,600 --> 03:35:55,880 These people didn't vote for that. 5295 03:35:56,220 --> 03:35:56,880 You've got to remember, 5296 03:35:57,280 --> 03:35:58,120 there are a couple 5297 03:35:58,120 --> 03:35:59,220 of important things here. 5298 03:35:59,560 --> 03:36:00,560 Legal migration 5299 03:36:00,560 --> 03:36:01,340 and illegals. 5300 03:36:01,420 --> 03:36:02,620 Let's talk legal for now. 5301 03:36:02,760 --> 03:36:03,080 So, 5302 03:36:03,380 --> 03:36:04,980 we've had BNOs, 5303 03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:05,340 obviously, 5304 03:36:05,540 --> 03:36:07,320 that's British nationals overseas, 5305 03:36:07,460 --> 03:36:08,200 people from Hong Kong 5306 03:36:08,200 --> 03:36:08,860 come over here. 5307 03:36:09,220 --> 03:36:11,980 Over 140,000 people have come. 5308 03:36:12,460 --> 03:36:13,340 Ukraine as well. 5309 03:36:13,440 --> 03:36:13,600 I mean, 5310 03:36:13,680 --> 03:36:14,940 by the time I left office, 5311 03:36:15,040 --> 03:36:15,800 I think something like 5312 03:36:15,800 --> 03:36:17,720 180,000 visas 5313 03:36:17,720 --> 03:36:19,200 had been granted as well. 5314 03:36:19,560 --> 03:36:21,540 Operation Pity in Afghanistan. 5315 03:36:22,220 --> 03:36:23,380 So it's been one issue 5316 03:36:23,380 --> 03:36:24,320 after the other. 5317 03:36:24,820 --> 03:36:25,480 And then you've asked 5318 03:36:25,480 --> 03:36:26,700 about the points-based system, 5319 03:36:26,780 --> 03:36:28,160 which I fundamentally believe 5320 03:36:28,160 --> 03:36:28,600 is right. 5321 03:36:28,640 --> 03:36:29,540 There's no doubt about that. 5322 03:36:29,540 --> 03:36:30,660 set it too low. 5323 03:36:31,020 --> 03:36:32,200 Way too low. 5324 03:36:32,220 --> 03:36:33,720 But that's the point, right? 5325 03:36:33,960 --> 03:36:35,020 So having changed 5326 03:36:35,020 --> 03:36:35,720 the parameters, 5327 03:36:36,440 --> 03:36:37,820 the Home Secretary of the Day 5328 03:36:37,820 --> 03:36:39,060 has the levers 5329 03:36:39,060 --> 03:36:40,820 to actually raise the bar. 5330 03:36:41,140 --> 03:36:42,180 And the government of the day 5331 03:36:42,180 --> 03:36:43,000 can do that. 5332 03:36:43,340 --> 03:36:44,000 So, you know, 5333 03:36:44,100 --> 03:36:45,380 the parameters can be changed. 5334 03:36:45,480 --> 03:36:45,940 Priti Patel, 5335 03:36:46,200 --> 03:36:48,680 did you set the bar too? 5336 03:36:48,680 --> 03:36:49,760 Well, we only just started it 5337 03:36:49,760 --> 03:36:50,960 through the immigration changes 5338 03:36:50,960 --> 03:36:51,940 that we brought in. 5339 03:36:52,180 --> 03:36:52,660 And then, of course, 5340 03:36:52,680 --> 03:36:53,380 we had the pandemic. 5341 03:36:53,580 --> 03:36:54,240 So I brought in 5342 03:36:54,240 --> 03:36:55,400 those immigration changes, 5343 03:36:55,540 --> 03:36:56,120 if you remember, 5344 03:36:56,460 --> 03:36:57,160 in 2020. 5345 03:36:57,160 --> 03:36:58,520 That was a pandemic year 5346 03:36:58,520 --> 03:36:59,760 where, quite frankly, 5347 03:36:59,920 --> 03:37:01,040 people were not flying, 5348 03:37:01,200 --> 03:37:01,960 people were not travelling. 5349 03:37:02,340 --> 03:37:03,280 We weren't even given 5350 03:37:03,280 --> 03:37:04,060 those visas. 5351 03:37:04,560 --> 03:37:06,440 So from 2021 onwards, 5352 03:37:06,780 --> 03:37:08,200 you need a period of time 5353 03:37:08,200 --> 03:37:08,820 to basically... 5354 03:37:08,820 --> 03:37:09,240 Well, we do. 5355 03:37:09,440 --> 03:37:10,320 I mean, Priti, look. 5356 03:37:10,520 --> 03:37:11,400 Now is the time to... 5357 03:37:11,400 --> 03:37:12,120 We have contracts. 5358 03:37:12,120 --> 03:37:18,040 Like, just adept in public relations, 5359 03:37:18,440 --> 03:37:20,300 PR and fucking bullshit, 5360 03:37:21,420 --> 03:37:22,800 intertwined with fucking 5361 03:37:22,800 --> 03:37:27,200 competitive-based material goods 5362 03:37:27,200 --> 03:37:28,120 and wealth culture. 5363 03:37:30,000 --> 03:37:32,000 Oh, it's just fucking sick. 5364 03:37:33,000 --> 03:37:35,220 It's a load of old cack. 5365 03:37:35,940 --> 03:37:37,700 We need to use it better. 5366 03:37:38,180 --> 03:37:39,080 On the small boats, 5367 03:37:39,200 --> 03:37:39,780 I mean, clearly, 5368 03:37:40,360 --> 03:37:41,820 that was a nightmare for you. 5369 03:37:41,940 --> 03:37:43,420 Where did the boats come into it? 5370 03:37:43,460 --> 03:37:44,600 Whatever you tried to do 5371 03:37:44,600 --> 03:37:45,400 didn't work. 5372 03:37:46,900 --> 03:37:47,700 Can we solve... 5373 03:37:47,700 --> 03:37:48,740 Oh, she did try to... 5374 03:37:48,740 --> 03:37:49,540 Did she... 5375 03:37:49,540 --> 03:37:50,680 I think she came up 5376 03:37:50,680 --> 03:37:51,780 with the Rwanda plan. 5377 03:37:52,620 --> 03:37:53,020 ...channel, 5378 03:37:53,700 --> 03:37:54,700 in your opinion, 5379 03:37:55,120 --> 03:37:56,120 all the while we stay part 5380 03:37:56,120 --> 03:37:57,420 of the European Convention 5381 03:37:57,420 --> 03:37:58,140 on Human Rights. 5382 03:37:58,240 --> 03:37:58,940 So, the answer... 5383 03:37:59,680 --> 03:38:01,480 Actually, let me just say this. 5384 03:38:01,480 --> 03:38:02,780 You've heard me say this many times. 5385 03:38:02,780 --> 03:38:03,800 There isn't a single 5386 03:38:03,800 --> 03:38:05,020 optional solution to... 5387 03:38:05,020 --> 03:38:05,560 No, I just asked 5388 03:38:05,560 --> 03:38:06,260 one particular question. 5389 03:38:06,660 --> 03:38:07,980 We do need to. 5390 03:38:08,160 --> 03:38:09,080 I think we need to 5391 03:38:09,080 --> 03:38:10,780 derogate from the ECHR. 5392 03:38:10,880 --> 03:38:11,280 Derogate? 5393 03:38:11,380 --> 03:38:12,460 You cannot just say 5394 03:38:12,460 --> 03:38:13,520 we're going to leave it. 5395 03:38:13,800 --> 03:38:14,500 Oh, you can. 5396 03:38:14,600 --> 03:38:15,600 Well, we can leave it. 5397 03:38:15,620 --> 03:38:16,340 Oh, I can. 5398 03:38:16,400 --> 03:38:17,280 You can leave it. 5399 03:38:17,420 --> 03:38:18,220 Oh, I can. 5400 03:38:18,800 --> 03:38:19,580 Oh, only... 5401 03:38:19,580 --> 03:38:20,940 But you know Parliament 5402 03:38:20,940 --> 03:38:21,920 is not going to enable 5403 03:38:21,920 --> 03:38:22,720 that to happen. 5404 03:38:23,060 --> 03:38:23,900 Oh, my God. 5405 03:38:23,940 --> 03:38:25,020 I've just realised... 5406 03:38:25,020 --> 03:38:26,240 I've just realised 5407 03:38:26,240 --> 03:38:27,700 who I think that guy is. 5408 03:38:28,700 --> 03:38:30,780 And if I am... 5409 03:38:30,780 --> 03:38:34,780 If what I'm thinking is true... 5410 03:38:36,300 --> 03:38:37,160 Then we could have 5411 03:38:37,160 --> 03:38:38,600 that situation that happened 5412 03:38:38,600 --> 03:38:40,140 last week or two weeks ago 5413 03:38:40,140 --> 03:38:42,120 where they did the song. 5414 03:38:42,900 --> 03:38:44,100 He's got something in his hand. 5415 03:38:44,140 --> 03:38:44,880 Is that a microphone? 5416 03:38:45,200 --> 03:38:46,880 Or was he wearing shades 5417 03:38:46,880 --> 03:38:47,640 the last time? 5418 03:38:48,640 --> 03:38:49,920 Sorry, just a quick play 5419 03:38:49,920 --> 03:38:50,660 of the clip again. 5420 03:38:50,860 --> 03:38:51,540 You'll see the guy 5421 03:38:51,540 --> 03:38:52,080 with the shades 5422 03:38:52,080 --> 03:38:52,620 who I'm on about. 5423 03:38:52,620 --> 03:38:53,800 This is November! 5424 03:38:54,800 --> 03:38:55,400 Stounding! 5425 03:38:55,400 --> 03:39:11,520 There. 5426 03:39:11,780 --> 03:39:13,100 Just go back there a minute. 5427 03:39:13,780 --> 03:39:14,340 There. 5428 03:39:14,820 --> 03:39:16,200 He looks a little bit different. 5429 03:39:16,360 --> 03:39:16,620 There. 5430 03:39:16,720 --> 03:39:17,400 He's a bit... 5431 03:39:17,400 --> 03:39:19,940 Maybe it's the lighting. 5432 03:39:19,940 --> 03:39:24,320 Maybe it's the lighting. 5433 03:39:24,820 --> 03:39:25,640 Or is that him? 5434 03:39:26,280 --> 03:39:27,580 It is him, I think. 5435 03:39:28,980 --> 03:39:30,560 It fucking is him. 5436 03:39:36,740 --> 03:39:38,940 And maybe just... 5437 03:39:38,940 --> 03:39:45,300 Just hone in there 5438 03:39:45,300 --> 03:39:46,560 just to see 5439 03:39:46,560 --> 03:39:48,260 as a nice comparison. 5440 03:39:54,260 --> 03:39:55,180 I think it is. 5441 03:39:57,740 --> 03:39:58,780 Just wanted to show 5442 03:39:58,780 --> 03:40:00,160 my methods of deduction 5443 03:40:00,160 --> 03:40:02,800 and if it does come true 5444 03:40:02,800 --> 03:40:04,480 that it would be a good spot. 5445 03:40:04,480 --> 03:40:05,580 You know Parliament 5446 03:40:05,580 --> 03:40:06,560 is not going to enable 5447 03:40:06,560 --> 03:40:07,360 that to happen. 5448 03:40:07,520 --> 03:40:08,400 Lost a few inches 5449 03:40:08,400 --> 03:40:09,080 on the quiff. 5450 03:40:09,180 --> 03:40:10,820 I thought that as well. 5451 03:40:10,920 --> 03:40:11,940 Let's have a referendum then. 5452 03:40:12,300 --> 03:40:13,300 No more referendum. 5453 03:40:13,600 --> 03:40:14,740 Definitely no more referendum. 5454 03:40:14,740 --> 03:40:14,880 Alright. 5455 03:40:15,420 --> 03:40:16,360 But look. 5456 03:40:16,580 --> 03:40:18,020 Laws are in place, Nigel. 5457 03:40:19,040 --> 03:40:20,260 Referendum face there. 5458 03:40:20,860 --> 03:40:22,520 That was an interesting face. 5459 03:40:23,200 --> 03:40:24,280 I've added that one 5460 03:40:24,280 --> 03:40:25,120 to my collection 5461 03:40:25,120 --> 03:40:27,320 of interesting faces 5462 03:40:27,320 --> 03:40:29,600 throughout this particular situation. 5463 03:40:30,440 --> 03:40:33,240 It doesn't at all beat 5464 03:40:33,240 --> 03:40:36,940 the face he did back there. 5465 03:40:37,260 --> 03:40:38,240 But that's mesmeric 5466 03:40:38,240 --> 03:40:39,420 in its own way 5467 03:40:39,420 --> 03:40:40,780 and it's got its own 5468 03:40:40,780 --> 03:40:42,120 little bit of life in it. 5469 03:40:42,740 --> 03:40:44,060 definitely no more referendum. 5470 03:40:44,060 --> 03:40:44,200 Alright. 5471 03:40:44,720 --> 03:40:45,660 But look. 5472 03:40:45,920 --> 03:40:47,320 Laws are in place, Nigel. 5473 03:40:47,440 --> 03:40:48,700 We can't just say 5474 03:40:48,700 --> 03:40:49,740 it's too difficult now. 5475 03:40:49,880 --> 03:40:50,880 Laws are in place. 5476 03:40:50,960 --> 03:40:51,460 We've had the National 5477 03:40:51,460 --> 03:40:52,600 Antoin Borders Act. 5478 03:40:52,920 --> 03:40:53,180 You know, 5479 03:40:53,320 --> 03:40:53,920 the government needs 5480 03:40:53,920 --> 03:40:54,700 to implement that. 5481 03:40:54,760 --> 03:40:55,880 That hasn't happened yet. 5482 03:40:56,320 --> 03:40:56,740 And of course 5483 03:40:56,740 --> 03:40:56,960 the policy... 5484 03:40:56,960 --> 03:40:58,500 Nothing is changing. 5485 03:40:58,900 --> 03:41:00,560 Nothing is getting better. 5486 03:41:01,020 --> 03:41:01,720 But luckily, 5487 03:41:01,860 --> 03:41:02,580 Keir Starmer, 5488 03:41:02,800 --> 03:41:03,480 the hero, 5489 03:41:03,740 --> 03:41:06,020 has ridden to the rescue today 5490 03:41:06,020 --> 03:41:06,760 with his new plan. 5491 03:41:06,760 --> 03:41:10,580 We're going to treat them 5492 03:41:10,580 --> 03:41:11,480 like terrorists 5493 03:41:11,480 --> 03:41:12,500 and sort the whole thing out. 5494 03:41:12,940 --> 03:41:15,000 So who's better to vote for 5495 03:41:15,000 --> 03:41:15,680 at the next election? 5496 03:41:15,740 --> 03:41:17,360 Well, definitely not Labour on this. 5497 03:41:17,480 --> 03:41:18,420 They're just going to walk us 5498 03:41:18,420 --> 03:41:19,420 straight back into Europe. 5499 03:41:19,900 --> 03:41:20,900 They're going to walk us 5500 03:41:20,900 --> 03:41:21,340 back into Europe on this. 5501 03:41:21,340 --> 03:41:23,000 Yes, it's getting a little bit now. 5502 03:41:23,260 --> 03:41:24,040 And also, you've heard, 5503 03:41:24,100 --> 03:41:25,100 they want a burden share. 5504 03:41:26,100 --> 03:41:27,380 Usually gets a little bit 5505 03:41:27,380 --> 03:41:28,780 rambunctious towards 5506 03:41:28,780 --> 03:41:29,760 the latter stages 5507 03:41:29,760 --> 03:41:31,580 and we could get a stone him 5508 03:41:31,580 --> 03:41:31,960 in there. 5509 03:41:32,020 --> 03:41:32,540 I'm not sure. 5510 03:41:32,560 --> 03:41:33,660 You have to take people 5511 03:41:33,660 --> 03:41:35,120 from the EU, 5512 03:41:35,360 --> 03:41:35,980 from Europe, 5513 03:41:36,120 --> 03:41:37,180 and that'll be a quota 5514 03:41:37,180 --> 03:41:38,740 and it could just keep on changing. 5515 03:41:39,400 --> 03:41:40,460 Nigel, there's one policy 5516 03:41:40,460 --> 03:41:41,640 we haven't actually spoken about 5517 03:41:41,640 --> 03:41:43,480 which is having a deterrent policy 5518 03:41:43,480 --> 03:41:45,340 and that is a game changer. 5519 03:41:45,620 --> 03:41:46,780 We need a deterrent. 5520 03:41:46,800 --> 03:41:47,260 A big deterrent. 5521 03:41:47,260 --> 03:41:47,780 And of course, 5522 03:41:47,860 --> 03:41:49,400 one of those deterrent factors 5523 03:41:49,400 --> 03:41:50,080 is Rwanda. 5524 03:41:50,180 --> 03:41:50,800 And what stopped it? 5525 03:41:51,220 --> 03:41:53,300 So the court stopped it. 5526 03:41:53,300 --> 03:41:54,520 It's going to the Supreme Court. 5527 03:41:54,520 --> 03:41:55,980 A judge at the ECHR. 5528 03:41:55,980 --> 03:41:57,900 So there's been it. 5529 03:41:58,140 --> 03:42:00,120 A European court on Rule 39. 5530 03:42:00,780 --> 03:42:01,640 So that is coming. 5531 03:42:02,200 --> 03:42:03,400 But nobody is speaking 5532 03:42:03,400 --> 03:42:04,680 about deterrent factor here. 5533 03:42:04,920 --> 03:42:06,000 You can do all you want. 5534 03:42:06,100 --> 03:42:07,040 Put all the money in. 5535 03:42:07,200 --> 03:42:09,020 But until you start removing people 5536 03:42:09,020 --> 03:42:10,480 and sending them back 5537 03:42:10,480 --> 03:42:10,900 to the court. 5538 03:42:11,300 --> 03:42:12,480 Just not happening. 5539 03:42:13,040 --> 03:42:15,740 This interview is not happening. 5540 03:42:15,900 --> 03:42:17,320 There's not a lot going on. 5541 03:42:17,500 --> 03:42:19,560 The last one was terrific. 5542 03:42:21,740 --> 03:42:23,140 Nice little sound bite there. 5543 03:42:23,140 --> 03:42:24,580 But if those guys are the guys 5544 03:42:24,580 --> 03:42:26,040 and they start singing another song, 5545 03:42:26,340 --> 03:42:28,460 that'll really sell a lovely bow 5546 03:42:28,460 --> 03:42:30,040 on the fucking proceeding. 5547 03:42:30,400 --> 03:42:31,620 I'm just awful. 5548 03:42:31,720 --> 03:42:32,180 You're evil. 5549 03:42:36,860 --> 03:42:37,980 It'd be great to have 5550 03:42:37,980 --> 03:42:39,460 a fucking correspondent shot 5551 03:42:39,460 --> 03:42:42,660 just to see her face 5552 03:42:42,660 --> 03:42:43,300 when he said that. 5553 03:42:43,460 --> 03:42:44,660 Sensual piece of pudding. 5554 03:42:44,660 --> 03:42:45,800 Thank you very much there. 5555 03:42:45,800 --> 03:42:45,820 I'm supposed to play another game 5556 03:42:45,820 --> 03:42:47,120 of chess with Thomas. 5557 03:42:47,240 --> 03:42:48,260 Hope you're getting on well. 5558 03:42:48,440 --> 03:42:48,820 Awful. 5559 03:42:48,920 --> 03:42:49,700 You're evil. 5560 03:42:49,960 --> 03:42:57,380 It might rain a little bit true 5561 03:42:57,380 --> 03:42:58,980 and there's a feeling 5562 03:42:58,980 --> 03:43:00,880 just behind the eyes there 5563 03:43:00,880 --> 03:43:03,220 that the smile needs to maintain. 5564 03:43:03,220 --> 03:43:04,780 It can't crack 5565 03:43:04,780 --> 03:43:07,260 lest they know the secrets 5566 03:43:07,260 --> 03:43:08,940 from behind the eyes. 5567 03:43:10,420 --> 03:43:12,840 That must impact you and your family. 5568 03:43:13,380 --> 03:43:14,640 So it's deeply unpleasant 5569 03:43:14,640 --> 03:43:16,220 and even this year 5570 03:43:16,220 --> 03:43:18,860 I've had people try to assault me as well 5571 03:43:18,860 --> 03:43:20,780 when I've been going about my daily business, 5572 03:43:20,920 --> 03:43:22,080 you know, just going to work. 5573 03:43:23,140 --> 03:43:23,800 Hang on. 5574 03:43:23,860 --> 03:43:25,420 Was he talking about fucking cartoons 5575 03:43:25,420 --> 03:43:27,200 like saying you can't have... 5576 03:43:27,200 --> 03:43:42,280 Cartoons? 5577 03:43:42,280 --> 03:43:44,080 You've received abuse on the most... 5578 03:43:44,080 --> 03:43:46,060 But you need to be able to have 5579 03:43:46,060 --> 03:43:47,080 the fucking cartoons 5580 03:43:47,080 --> 03:43:49,300 otherwise you can't take the piss out of them 5581 03:43:49,300 --> 03:43:49,800 like, you know. 5582 03:43:50,700 --> 03:43:51,280 And if... 5583 03:43:52,100 --> 03:43:53,620 You need to be able to... 5584 03:43:53,620 --> 03:43:55,500 I wonder what the ones of her like 5585 03:43:55,500 --> 03:43:57,080 were they fucking bad or... 5586 03:43:57,080 --> 03:43:58,560 I mean he says bad 5587 03:43:58,560 --> 03:43:59,360 but I mean... 5588 03:43:59,360 --> 03:44:00,280 He's probably... 5589 03:44:00,280 --> 03:44:02,440 He doesn't like getting cartoons made out of him 5590 03:44:02,440 --> 03:44:02,880 like, you know. 5591 03:44:19,060 --> 03:44:20,720 That's a heavy buzz I suppose. 5592 03:44:21,460 --> 03:44:23,300 But I mean... 5593 03:44:23,300 --> 03:44:24,460 It's a... 5594 03:44:24,460 --> 03:44:30,620 Steve Bell is it? 5595 03:44:32,140 --> 03:44:33,260 But I mean... 5596 03:44:33,260 --> 03:44:36,500 If you say that you can't do fucking cartoons 5597 03:44:36,500 --> 03:44:38,740 where you're making them look stupid and that then... 5598 03:44:38,740 --> 03:44:41,780 That's kind of like caving in. 5599 03:44:42,780 --> 03:44:44,300 Or you're getting rid of something 5600 03:44:44,300 --> 03:44:46,980 that you need to be able to take the piss. 5601 03:44:47,080 --> 03:44:48,500 You need to be able to take the piss. 5602 03:44:48,840 --> 03:44:49,460 Steve Bell. 5603 03:44:50,580 --> 03:44:52,700 Didn't he do like the ones for... 5604 03:44:52,700 --> 03:44:54,420 The Iraq war and blaring. 5605 03:45:00,260 --> 03:45:01,640 Like he was a chimp 5606 03:45:01,640 --> 03:45:02,940 and fucking... 5607 03:45:02,940 --> 03:45:03,580 A lapdog. 5608 03:45:03,680 --> 03:45:05,440 Like you need to be able to have that. 5609 03:45:06,540 --> 03:45:07,400 But I mean... 5610 03:45:07,400 --> 03:45:09,320 If they say like you can't do that 5611 03:45:09,320 --> 03:45:11,320 because they're hurting people's feelings... 5612 03:45:11,320 --> 03:45:12,820 Then you're losing... 5613 03:45:13,940 --> 03:45:16,120 What could potentially stop... 5614 03:45:16,120 --> 03:45:16,520 Some kind of... 5615 03:45:16,520 --> 03:45:19,060 Because if you saw yourself being a... 5616 03:45:19,060 --> 03:45:20,560 As a monkey like that 5617 03:45:20,560 --> 03:45:23,120 and a fucking dog cosying up... 5618 03:45:23,120 --> 03:45:24,080 You'd probably be like... 5619 03:45:24,080 --> 03:45:24,700 Alright, okay. 5620 03:45:24,780 --> 03:45:26,340 Maybe I'm making a bad move. 5621 03:45:26,340 --> 03:45:45,420 Be nice to have a job 5622 03:45:45,420 --> 03:45:47,420 where you just came up with shit like that all the time. 5623 03:45:53,920 --> 03:45:55,100 Shit for brains. 5624 03:45:55,100 --> 03:46:06,400 Most astonishing level. 5625 03:46:07,280 --> 03:46:09,420 You've been painted out to be the devil, the witch. 5626 03:46:09,680 --> 03:46:11,420 Really, I mean, you know... 5627 03:46:11,420 --> 03:46:12,000 You've been... 5628 03:46:12,000 --> 03:46:12,880 Public figure. 5629 03:46:13,360 --> 03:46:15,320 But, you know, it's not acceptable. 5630 03:46:15,580 --> 03:46:17,020 It is simply not acceptable. 5631 03:46:18,160 --> 03:46:18,660 I'm pretty... 5632 03:46:18,660 --> 03:46:21,240 We've seen you in government, out of government 5633 03:46:21,240 --> 03:46:22,700 and at some point in time 5634 03:46:22,700 --> 03:46:24,440 we'll see you back in government, I expect again. 5635 03:46:24,440 --> 03:46:25,140 And thank you. 5636 03:46:25,140 --> 03:46:26,000 Oh, here we go. 5637 03:46:26,540 --> 03:46:27,180 It's happening. 5638 03:46:28,840 --> 03:46:30,540 You thought it was the end of it. 5639 03:46:30,740 --> 03:46:31,440 You are wrong. 5640 03:46:32,020 --> 03:46:33,400 The fucking shades are coming on. 5641 03:46:33,780 --> 03:46:35,920 I knew there was something in his hand. 5642 03:46:36,000 --> 03:46:38,460 I didn't know whether or not it was a microphone or shades 5643 03:46:38,460 --> 03:46:39,760 but it looks as though... 5644 03:46:39,760 --> 03:46:41,420 It was either one of them. 5645 03:46:43,000 --> 03:46:43,960 Beautiful stuff. 5646 03:46:47,000 --> 03:46:50,300 We thank the Lord for bestowing us with this... 5647 03:46:50,300 --> 03:46:55,440 Possibly another lovely end piece 5648 03:46:55,440 --> 03:47:00,720 in order to encapsulate a fine selection of shit pieces 5649 03:47:00,720 --> 03:47:04,260 which constitute as a shit ball. 5650 03:47:04,760 --> 03:47:05,880 The shit ball effect. 5651 03:47:06,880 --> 03:47:08,440 And thank you very much... 5652 03:47:08,440 --> 03:47:11,080 For allowing this to happen. 5653 03:47:11,200 --> 03:47:12,020 He's getting ready. 5654 03:47:12,260 --> 03:47:14,840 You can hear Nigel is winding up the chat. 5655 03:47:15,260 --> 03:47:16,040 Thank you. 5656 03:47:16,120 --> 03:47:16,880 Thank you, Nigel. 5657 03:47:17,580 --> 03:47:18,580 Now... 5658 03:47:18,580 --> 03:47:21,860 And here is the question as well. 5659 03:47:21,980 --> 03:47:24,520 David Scholar took the question out of my mouth. 5660 03:47:24,940 --> 03:47:25,720 Same song? 5661 03:47:26,680 --> 03:47:28,920 I mean, it can't be the fucking same song, can it? 5662 03:47:29,580 --> 03:47:33,280 It did have a kind of ring to it the last time. 5663 03:47:34,700 --> 03:47:35,380 Now... 5664 03:47:35,380 --> 03:47:37,620 Well done... 5665 03:47:37,620 --> 03:47:40,820 And a lovely bit of baying going on there as well. 5666 03:47:41,820 --> 03:47:43,540 RRRAAAAARGH! 5667 03:47:43,880 --> 03:47:44,640 Now... 5668 03:47:44,640 --> 03:47:45,020 Thank you. 5669 03:47:45,980 --> 03:47:46,820 Now... 5670 03:47:46,820 --> 03:47:49,260 Well done, Brittany. 5671 03:47:50,100 --> 03:47:51,260 Here they come! 5672 03:47:51,860 --> 03:47:53,360 We're in their home... 5673 03:47:53,360 --> 03:47:56,180 Here they come, everybody. 5674 03:47:56,320 --> 03:47:57,020 As if we've... 5675 03:47:57,020 --> 03:47:58,260 This is the whole... 5676 03:47:58,260 --> 03:47:59,860 They knew they had this in the bag. 5677 03:48:00,340 --> 03:48:03,100 That was why there was such a big bombastic entrance. 5678 03:48:03,220 --> 03:48:05,100 An intro to the entire fucking thing. 5679 03:48:05,520 --> 03:48:06,880 It was TFI Friday. 5680 03:48:07,440 --> 03:48:08,780 Meets pub in Essex. 5681 03:48:09,120 --> 03:48:10,860 Meets the immigration issue. 5682 03:48:11,440 --> 03:48:12,540 Meets Priti Patel. 5683 03:48:12,920 --> 03:48:13,340 What a... 5684 03:48:13,340 --> 03:48:14,700 What a fucking situation. 5685 03:48:14,920 --> 03:48:15,760 You'd be so excited. 5686 03:48:15,960 --> 03:48:18,440 And then these guys come out of the fucking woodwork. 5687 03:48:18,440 --> 03:48:22,860 With what is probably going to be another beautiful, beautiful song. 5688 03:48:22,860 --> 03:48:23,220 In Essex. 5689 03:48:24,460 --> 03:48:26,360 We've got Bell and Sperling. 5690 03:48:27,800 --> 03:48:29,300 Bell and Spermling. 5691 03:48:30,140 --> 03:48:31,100 Two Essex boys. 5692 03:48:31,420 --> 03:48:32,520 Take it away. 5693 03:48:34,940 --> 03:48:37,640 This poor kid here is beginning to look a little bit... 5694 03:48:38,200 --> 03:48:39,460 Confused about this now. 5695 03:48:39,460 --> 03:48:39,560 Bell and Sperling. 5696 03:48:39,980 --> 03:48:41,020 Two Essex boys. 5697 03:48:41,360 --> 03:48:42,420 Take it away. 5698 03:48:45,600 --> 03:48:46,540 Oh lovely. 5699 03:48:46,680 --> 03:48:49,140 It sounds like it's going to be the same fucking thing again. 5700 03:48:50,140 --> 03:48:51,940 My sister is tight enough. 5701 03:48:52,140 --> 03:48:53,140 Sorry we hear this again. 5702 03:48:53,300 --> 03:48:55,900 It's the jazz lounge sort of vibe thing. 5703 03:48:55,900 --> 03:48:57,600 Oh my God. 5704 03:48:59,280 --> 03:49:06,820 I think that's Mr. Webster is tightening up security. 5705 03:49:07,020 --> 03:49:07,840 Don't know what that means. 5706 03:49:09,340 --> 03:49:11,140 Sorry I'll play it in its entirety. 5707 03:49:11,700 --> 03:49:12,940 Then bit by bit. 5708 03:49:13,340 --> 03:49:14,720 Then in the entirety again. 5709 03:49:15,240 --> 03:49:16,240 Then maybe another bit. 5710 03:49:16,500 --> 03:49:17,320 Tiny bit by bit. 5711 03:49:17,460 --> 03:49:18,820 And then entirety one more time. 5712 03:49:18,820 --> 03:49:21,820 Mr. Webster is tightening up security. 5713 03:49:22,240 --> 03:49:25,460 They found out that there's a spy in their community. 5714 03:49:26,660 --> 03:49:30,880 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 5715 03:49:33,640 --> 03:49:34,420 I'm sorry. 5716 03:49:34,420 --> 03:49:35,900 Sorry about that. 5717 03:49:36,080 --> 03:49:37,800 Need to just fucking hit that one again. 5718 03:49:37,900 --> 03:49:39,240 That was a key change. 5719 03:49:39,540 --> 03:49:41,360 That was a real sea change. 5720 03:49:41,900 --> 03:49:42,580 There. 5721 03:49:44,320 --> 03:49:46,160 That was a real curveball. 5722 03:49:46,160 --> 03:49:47,680 I found out. 5723 03:49:48,260 --> 03:49:49,900 Take it away. 5724 03:49:53,880 --> 03:49:56,500 This monster is tightening up security. 5725 03:49:57,000 --> 03:50:00,220 I found out that there's a spy in their community. 5726 03:50:01,420 --> 03:50:05,580 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 5727 03:50:06,220 --> 03:50:07,980 I'm turning off 5G. 5728 03:50:08,420 --> 03:50:08,620 Oh. 5729 03:50:09,980 --> 03:50:12,120 I always feel like. 5730 03:50:12,520 --> 03:50:14,060 There's somebody watching me. 5731 03:50:14,160 --> 03:50:16,040 I'm turning off 5G. 5732 03:50:16,260 --> 03:50:16,800 Oh whoa. 5733 03:50:18,780 --> 03:50:21,260 This is a real sidestep. 5734 03:50:21,380 --> 03:50:21,840 From what. 5735 03:50:21,940 --> 03:50:22,860 What we were prepared. 5736 03:50:23,020 --> 03:50:24,080 They were serving up. 5737 03:50:24,200 --> 03:50:25,640 They were fucking breaking boundaries. 5738 03:50:25,980 --> 03:50:26,580 In fairness. 5739 03:50:27,120 --> 03:50:27,940 They were serving up. 5740 03:50:28,020 --> 03:50:29,280 What we knew we wanted. 5741 03:50:29,420 --> 03:50:29,780 What we. 5742 03:50:29,940 --> 03:50:30,620 What we had. 5743 03:50:31,220 --> 03:50:32,100 And then right. 5744 03:50:32,220 --> 03:50:33,600 They fucking sucker punched us. 5745 03:50:33,600 --> 03:50:34,480 Between the eyes. 5746 03:50:35,060 --> 03:50:36,320 With an unbelievable. 5747 03:50:36,800 --> 03:50:37,540 Key change. 5748 03:50:38,180 --> 03:50:39,120 And there's a fella back there. 5749 03:50:39,200 --> 03:50:41,640 Who's absolutely fucking getting geared up to it. 5750 03:50:42,540 --> 03:50:42,980 Let's. 5751 03:50:43,480 --> 03:50:44,220 Hit that again. 5752 03:50:44,500 --> 03:50:45,100 That switch. 5753 03:50:45,220 --> 03:50:46,200 That baiting switch. 5754 03:50:46,540 --> 03:50:47,680 Their community. 5755 03:50:48,840 --> 03:50:50,640 I always feel like. 5756 03:50:51,000 --> 03:50:52,960 Somebody's watching me. 5757 03:50:53,720 --> 03:50:55,420 I'm turning off 5G. 5758 03:50:55,880 --> 03:50:56,120 Oh. 5759 03:50:56,640 --> 03:50:58,400 I always feel like. 5760 03:50:58,720 --> 03:51:00,640 That China's watching me. 5761 03:51:02,220 --> 03:51:02,780 Remind. 5762 03:51:02,920 --> 03:51:04,700 I always feel like. 5763 03:51:04,880 --> 03:51:06,200 China's watching me. 5764 03:51:06,300 --> 03:51:06,920 Through the flags. 5765 03:51:07,000 --> 03:51:08,700 But we're not going back. 5766 03:51:08,900 --> 03:51:10,840 Because nothing looks as good. 5767 03:51:10,840 --> 03:51:12,400 As a Union Jack. 5768 03:51:12,400 --> 03:51:13,340 Oh. 5769 03:51:13,340 --> 03:51:14,220 Oh. 5770 03:51:14,220 --> 03:51:15,500 Britannia. 5771 03:51:15,500 --> 03:51:18,960 We're at the Albert Hall. 5772 03:51:18,960 --> 03:51:22,100 We'll fly our flag. 5773 03:51:22,180 --> 03:51:22,920 With pride. 5774 03:51:23,080 --> 03:51:23,360 So. 5775 03:51:23,360 --> 03:51:45,300 I just want them to finish on the Farage. 5776 03:51:45,300 --> 03:52:15,280 Nigel says... 5777 03:52:15,280 --> 03:52:23,280 A bit of fucking... 5778 03:52:24,800 --> 03:52:30,080 Will you be rewetting the Mambo number 5G? 5779 03:52:30,180 --> 03:52:30,920 Thank you very much. 5780 03:52:34,340 --> 03:52:36,280 Yeah, it was just... 5781 03:52:37,100 --> 03:52:42,080 It was a real fucking hard, hard trip. 5782 03:52:44,480 --> 03:52:45,820 It got hard there. 5783 03:52:48,720 --> 03:52:50,760 Bell and Sperling there. 5784 03:52:52,160 --> 03:52:54,120 Or Sperling or whatever their name is. 5785 03:52:55,400 --> 03:52:57,480 An unbelievable piece. 5786 03:52:58,760 --> 03:53:00,980 Which cut up the genres. 5787 03:53:02,220 --> 03:53:03,280 Broke down. 5788 03:53:04,980 --> 03:53:07,340 Artistic and metaphysical boundaries. 5789 03:53:08,920 --> 03:53:12,060 And really, really provoked a lot of thought. 5790 03:53:13,660 --> 03:53:15,620 Mainly, what's going on? 5791 03:53:16,620 --> 03:53:18,380 Why are they doing this? 5792 03:53:19,560 --> 03:53:20,720 What's going on? 5793 03:53:21,520 --> 03:53:21,900 But... 5794 03:53:21,900 --> 03:53:24,020 That was Farage at large. 5795 03:53:24,220 --> 03:53:26,300 You never know what you're gonna get. 5796 03:53:26,860 --> 03:53:27,840 It could be something... 5797 03:53:27,840 --> 03:53:28,900 It could be someone... 5798 03:53:28,900 --> 03:53:31,860 Asking for the death of a politician via stoning. 5799 03:53:32,700 --> 03:53:36,540 Or it could be a fucking conceptual medley piece. 5800 03:53:38,080 --> 03:53:40,440 With fucking Union Jacks. 5801 03:53:40,440 --> 03:53:40,940 And then... 5802 03:53:40,940 --> 03:53:42,080 I think this lad... 5803 03:53:42,080 --> 03:53:43,960 Kind of was embarrassed by the whole thing. 5804 03:53:44,020 --> 03:53:44,940 Because look at them... 5805 03:53:44,940 --> 03:53:46,700 Waving their flags. 5806 03:53:46,860 --> 03:53:47,820 He actually... 5807 03:53:47,820 --> 03:53:48,660 Doesn't wave at them. 5808 03:53:48,780 --> 03:53:49,180 Sticks... 5809 03:53:49,180 --> 03:53:50,500 Sticks it under his arse. 5810 03:53:50,660 --> 03:53:51,020 At the end. 5811 03:53:51,260 --> 03:53:52,080 Just... 5812 03:53:52,080 --> 03:53:53,920 Look at the... 5813 03:53:53,920 --> 03:53:54,580 Look at the... 5814 03:53:54,580 --> 03:53:55,780 Disheartened... 5815 03:53:55,780 --> 03:53:56,260 In... 5816 03:53:56,260 --> 03:53:57,960 Disenchanted waving here. 5817 03:53:58,220 --> 03:53:59,000 He doesn't... 5818 03:53:59,000 --> 03:53:59,940 As I said earlier on... 5819 03:53:59,940 --> 03:54:01,420 He didn't really know whether or not... 5820 03:54:01,420 --> 03:54:02,420 He was arsed about this. 5821 03:54:03,340 --> 03:54:04,720 And fair play to you... 5822 03:54:04,720 --> 03:54:05,280 Young man. 5823 03:54:05,800 --> 03:54:07,840 For not getting fucking forced into the... 5824 03:54:07,840 --> 03:54:08,420 Mysterio... 5825 03:54:08,420 --> 03:54:08,760 When your... 5826 03:54:08,760 --> 03:54:09,880 When your heart... 5827 03:54:09,880 --> 03:54:10,880 Wasn't in it. 5828 03:54:11,100 --> 03:54:11,680 Look at that. 5829 03:54:12,300 --> 03:54:13,520 Sticks the fucking... 5830 03:54:13,520 --> 03:54:14,820 Flag away the fuck. 5831 03:54:17,060 --> 03:54:18,760 The producers have been... 5832 03:54:18,760 --> 03:54:21,200 Telling people to do certain things. 5833 03:54:21,200 --> 03:54:22,400 I like it when... 5834 03:54:22,400 --> 03:54:22,800 No... 5835 03:54:22,800 --> 03:54:25,080 Somebody doesn't comply with the production. 5836 03:54:25,740 --> 03:54:27,300 It just makes me happy. 5837 03:54:28,680 --> 03:54:29,120 It's beautiful. 5838 03:54:31,220 --> 03:54:33,040 Proud sponsors of weather on GB News. 5839 03:54:33,040 --> 03:54:33,960 It's pure Farage. 5840 03:54:36,900 --> 03:54:37,560 Hello again. 5841 03:54:38,020 --> 03:54:38,600 Fickons. 5842 03:54:38,900 --> 03:54:39,240 Sleek. 5843 03:54:39,320 --> 03:54:39,700 Look at... 5844 03:54:39,700 --> 03:54:40,960 Who's on after this guy. 5845 03:54:41,200 --> 03:54:41,900 Fitchou is... 5846 03:54:41,900 --> 03:54:42,820 I'll save Scott. 5847 03:54:43,000 --> 03:54:43,560 On Scottish. 5848 03:54:43,860 --> 03:54:44,040 Is... 5849 03:54:44,040 --> 03:54:44,360 R.B. 5850 03:54:44,540 --> 03:54:45,040 Uh... 5851 03:54:45,040 --> 03:54:46,540 Caledonian fucking... 5852 03:54:46,540 --> 03:54:47,380 Dreamweaver. 5853 03:54:47,380 --> 03:54:47,880 With... 5854 03:54:47,880 --> 03:54:48,500 Pipe. 5855 03:54:48,620 --> 03:54:49,040 Thinker. 5856 03:54:49,260 --> 03:54:50,160 He's not on track. 5857 03:54:51,840 --> 03:54:52,440 For another day. 5858 03:54:52,440 --> 03:54:53,440 I don't think I can handle... 5859 03:54:53,440 --> 03:54:55,180 This much GB News. 5860 03:54:55,320 --> 03:54:56,380 It's a lot to take in. 5861 03:54:56,480 --> 03:54:56,860 It's like... 5862 03:54:56,860 --> 03:54:57,560 It announced the... 5863 03:54:57,560 --> 03:54:58,360 Smacked over the face. 5864 03:54:58,360 --> 03:54:58,800 Face. 5865 03:55:04,440 --> 03:55:05,360 And there... 5866 03:55:05,360 --> 03:55:06,560 Jacob Rees... 5867 03:55:06,560 --> 03:55:08,040 Mog is up after that. 5868 03:55:08,200 --> 03:55:08,800 Can't... 5869 03:55:08,800 --> 03:55:10,360 Can't fucking deal with that. 5870 03:55:10,980 --> 03:55:12,920 But it's been an interesting... 5871 03:55:12,920 --> 03:55:13,400 Scenario. 5872 03:55:13,940 --> 03:55:14,380 Nonetheless. 5873 03:55:14,800 --> 03:55:15,660 A lovely... 5874 03:55:15,660 --> 03:55:16,360 Beautiful... 5875 03:55:17,520 --> 03:55:18,880 Finish to the speedrun. 5876 03:55:19,760 --> 03:55:20,760 Quite sensational... 5877 03:55:20,760 --> 03:55:21,080 Quite sensational... 5878 03:55:21,080 --> 03:55:21,900 When you think about it. 5879 03:55:22,800 --> 03:55:24,320 Done in that amount of time... 5880 03:55:24,320 --> 03:55:26,100 Over the space of that time as well. 5881 03:55:26,220 --> 03:55:27,760 Four years is a lot of time... 5882 03:55:27,760 --> 03:55:28,680 But that wasn't... 5883 03:55:28,680 --> 03:55:29,600 Didn't feel like anything. 5884 03:55:30,240 --> 03:55:31,000 Felt like it... 5885 03:55:31,000 --> 03:55:32,240 I'd done it in ten minutes. 5886 03:55:33,440 --> 03:55:34,880 Absolutely beautiful stuff. 5887 03:55:34,880 --> 03:55:36,840 I want to say thank you... 5888 03:55:36,840 --> 03:55:39,280 To everybody else out there... 5889 03:55:39,280 --> 03:55:40,880 The Computer Chronicles... 5890 03:55:41,880 --> 03:55:42,880 And Farage... 5891 03:55:43,680 --> 03:55:45,140 And anybody who tuned in... 5892 03:55:45,140 --> 03:55:45,880 To this edition... 5893 03:55:46,760 --> 03:55:46,880 Of... 5894 03:55:47,880 --> 03:55:48,940 The Resident Evil... 5895 03:55:48,940 --> 03:55:50,040 Claire B scenario... 5896 03:55:50,040 --> 03:55:50,560 Speedrun. 5897 03:55:51,120 --> 03:55:53,100 It has been an interesting one... 5898 03:55:53,100 --> 03:55:54,380 And I hope you have a great... 5899 03:55:54,380 --> 03:55:56,540 Rest of your Friday night... 5900 03:56:00,580 --> 03:56:02,540 And look after yourselves... 5901 03:56:04,540 --> 03:56:05,740 We'll talk to you later. 5902 03:56:07,200 --> 03:56:07,480 Baby. 5903 03:56:08,460 --> 03:56:09,100 Baby. 5904 03:56:09,920 --> 03:56:10,520 Baby. 5905 03:56:11,560 --> 03:56:12,160 Baby. 5906 03:56:14,660 --> 03:56:16,200 You guys know anything... 5907 03:56:16,200 --> 03:56:17,140 About that cone... 5908 03:56:17,140 --> 03:56:18,140 That just got dropped. 5909 03:56:20,480 --> 03:56:21,140 Good. 5910 03:56:21,260 --> 03:56:22,640 Shit ain't easy around this town. 5911 03:56:22,800 --> 03:56:23,820 We got four... 5912 03:56:23,820 --> 03:56:25,120 Bad looking hombres. 5913 03:56:25,120 --> 03:56:27,120 Fun times over guys. 5914 03:56:27,120 --> 03:56:28,160 Get the fuck down. 5915 03:56:28,160 --> 03:56:29,120 Where's your son? 5916 03:56:29,120 --> 03:56:30,120 I got a son. 5917 03:56:30,120 --> 03:56:31,680 You got any identification? 5918 03:56:31,680 --> 03:56:32,560 Don't resist. 5919 03:56:32,560 --> 03:56:33,920 Where's your goddamn son? 5920 03:56:33,920 --> 03:56:34,720 You need backup. 5921 03:56:34,720 --> 03:56:36,000 It's getting hot down here. 5922 03:56:36,000 --> 03:56:37,040 Don't move buddy. 5923 03:56:37,040 --> 03:56:38,960 Tell me where your goddamn son is. 5924 03:56:38,960 --> 03:56:39,920 He's got a piece. 5925 03:56:39,920 --> 03:56:41,040 I just killed one of those... 5926 03:56:41,040 --> 03:56:42,240 Ballards Joey. 5927 03:56:42,240 --> 03:56:43,680 I saw him reachin' for somethin'. 5928 03:56:44,560 --> 03:56:45,680 Hey Essays. 5929 03:56:45,680 --> 03:56:47,040 You use this machine? 5930 03:56:47,040 --> 03:56:48,480 Yeah it spins nice. 5931 03:56:48,480 --> 03:56:49,680 Talking to you kid. 5932 03:56:49,680 --> 03:56:50,560 Stay quiet. 5933 03:56:50,560 --> 03:56:51,680 Where's the fabric softener? 5934 03:56:51,680 --> 03:56:52,500 He's got a piece. 5935 03:56:52,500 --> 03:56:53,520 Put away the gun. 5936 03:56:53,520 --> 03:56:54,900 I just dropped another one. 5937 03:56:54,900 --> 03:56:55,520 Oh shit. 5938 03:56:55,520 --> 03:56:56,520 Stay there. 5939 03:56:56,520 --> 03:56:57,520 White stripe. 5940 03:56:57,520 --> 03:56:58,020 Nice. 5941 03:56:58,020 --> 03:56:58,800 What about this guy? 5942 03:56:58,800 --> 03:56:59,700 Put away the gun now. 5943 03:56:59,700 --> 03:57:01,220 You fucking cone. 5944 03:57:01,220 --> 03:57:03,320 I just killed another goddamn cone. 5945 03:57:03,320 --> 03:57:06,160 I don't know what the fuck is happening. 5946 03:57:06,160 --> 03:57:09,160 You crazy motherfucker, Bowie. 5947 03:57:09,160 --> 03:57:39,140 You crazy motherfucker, Bowie. 5948 03:57:39,140 --> 03:57:39,640 you