1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:28,000 *Music* 2 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:36,000 *Music* 3 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:38,000 *Music* 4 00:00:38,000 --> 00:00:52,000 *Music* 5 00:00:52,000 --> 00:01:00,220 Sorry, I should have taken care of this before pressing the go live button, but here we are. 6 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:02,380 This is the situation we've been dealt with. 7 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:11,660 This is the hand we've been dealt with, and in that situation, in that circumstance, you really do need to play those cards shrewdly. 8 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,760 Browser docks, browser docks, browser docks. 9 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:23,600 Chat, YouTube live control panel doc, what does that offer me? 10 00:01:23,720 --> 00:01:25,020 This is a brand new doc. 11 00:01:26,320 --> 00:01:28,580 Tells me that I am streaming. 12 00:01:29,300 --> 00:01:33,480 Tells me that there are zero viewers, even though that doesn't work. 13 00:01:33,580 --> 00:01:43,160 The doc obviously does not work because I can see people in the chat box as we speak. 14 00:01:43,480 --> 00:01:45,140 Is Joel Tom, how are you? 15 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:51,540 Or Joel Tom or Tham, whatever way you want to skin that apple, Tom. 16 00:01:51,980 --> 00:01:52,780 It's great to have you. 17 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:54,820 He says, the uncle going to be checking in today. 18 00:01:55,100 --> 00:01:56,720 Want to wish him a nice holiday. 19 00:01:56,900 --> 00:01:57,160 Tom? 20 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,920 I'm afraid I'm not available. 21 00:02:02,700 --> 00:02:03,380 Thank you. 22 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:07,800 And that's the situation we've been dealt with today, I'm afraid. 23 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,700 The uncle is not available, unfortunately, because... 24 00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:17,720 In this situation, when we do drop into the war zone, we eventually make it into that land. 25 00:02:20,900 --> 00:02:22,420 I've got the shades on. 26 00:02:22,420 --> 00:02:22,440 I've got the shades on. 27 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,100 Previous editions of war zone. 28 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:28,880 We don't go with the camera. 29 00:02:29,520 --> 00:02:36,380 And that allows for a more fluid, a more Tommy Schlug-esque presentation of gameplay. 30 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:43,900 But maybe he will drop in from time to time to offer a bit of analysis. 31 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:45,580 Maybe in between a match or two. 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:54,280 I think I'm going to maybe just have a couple of games of this and then move on to different, maybe slower paced, easier games. 33 00:02:54,300 --> 00:03:03,680 But I don't know whether or not a full-on war zone stream will be great for the mind. 34 00:03:04,660 --> 00:03:05,560 But maybe... 35 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:07,460 Thank you very much, Conrad, for the tip there. 36 00:03:07,540 --> 00:03:08,480 Very, very kindly. 37 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:09,460 Merry Christmas to you. 38 00:03:10,460 --> 00:03:11,980 I hope you're getting on well. 39 00:03:12,060 --> 00:03:12,980 Merry Christmas to yourself. 40 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:21,960 But I'm thinking maybe mixing, spreading out the different kind of fucking genres of game will enhance the stream. 41 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:29,600 And then possibly reintroducing, rebirthing the Computer Chronicles in some shape or format. 42 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:31,620 I don't want to... 43 00:03:31,620 --> 00:03:33,820 I'm just going to leave it with the possibility there. 44 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:35,980 Tupo, thank you very much for the tip there in Squish. 45 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:42,260 What we do have and what we can say at this juncture for Pele, thank you very much, 46 00:03:42,760 --> 00:03:45,560 is that we need to sort out the secondary. 47 00:03:45,900 --> 00:03:47,280 I've got my primary. 48 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:51,740 Just want to quickly tell you about the primary there that I've got. 49 00:03:51,740 --> 00:03:55,440 And I've equipped that as base. 50 00:03:55,900 --> 00:03:59,380 And I've undone, accidentally undone my... 51 00:03:59,380 --> 00:04:02,960 My components. 52 00:04:03,180 --> 00:04:04,220 But, well, that's no problem. 53 00:04:04,780 --> 00:04:06,720 Jamie or Dads, thank you very much there. 54 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:07,780 I hope you're getting on well. 55 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:10,580 Choose your early 2000 Sky 1 fighter. 56 00:04:10,740 --> 00:04:11,380 Thank you very much. 57 00:04:12,080 --> 00:04:12,820 Gamesville, yes. 58 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,940 The name of the stream there came from the Sky 1 TV show Gamesville, 59 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:24,320 which was a post-Games Master attempt at making a games review show. 60 00:04:24,460 --> 00:04:28,460 It was high octane, high energy, with a number of different presenters. 61 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:35,220 And it even had a fella called the Guru in it as well, who was some kind of cloaked games guru, 62 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:42,400 who was kind of like their version of Patrick Stewart, I think. 63 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:47,920 The Sky at Night guy, who used to wear a monocle on Games Master. 64 00:04:48,060 --> 00:04:55,560 And then I'm not sure if it was a monocle or was it a digitally enhanced kind of cyber eyepiece. 65 00:04:55,660 --> 00:04:56,200 I'm not sure. 66 00:04:56,620 --> 00:04:57,320 Shirty or... 67 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,920 Oh, Shaughnessy, thank you very much. 68 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,000 The little man piloting Biden. 69 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:01,960 Thank you very much. 70 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:05,280 Interesting tip name there. 71 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:12,640 Interesting idea as well, that somebody is living, a tiny man, a la that movie Inner Space, 72 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:13,860 where he was injected. 73 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:16,040 We've talked about this many times before. 74 00:05:16,900 --> 00:05:21,480 But imagine that was going on inside Joe Biden's mind at the moment. 75 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,280 That would be quite incredible. 76 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:28,360 And you would hope that technology has arrived at that point where that can happen. 77 00:05:28,360 --> 00:05:31,560 Because in the 80s, that was just the stuff of movie magic. 78 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,660 But now we really are here. 79 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:38,820 We've arrived in 2024, nearly. 80 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,640 And maybe that's going on. 81 00:05:42,060 --> 00:05:42,980 Maybe that's going on. 82 00:05:43,020 --> 00:05:50,020 All this talk of AI is just kind of to throw us off the scent of the real technology that has already been invented. 83 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:51,280 Because they're not going to tell you. 84 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:55,200 They wouldn't tell you that they've invented until it's done the business. 85 00:05:56,300 --> 00:05:57,340 Guru information. 86 00:05:57,480 --> 00:05:58,260 Thank you very much. 87 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:00,580 Are we sure the guru wasn't Noel Fielding? 88 00:06:00,820 --> 00:06:03,620 I'm not sure that predates all their work, I think. 89 00:06:03,700 --> 00:06:05,520 I'm not sure whether or not he was involved in that. 90 00:06:05,620 --> 00:06:07,860 But we'll go back and have a look at it anyway. 91 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:08,400 Kasava. 92 00:06:08,540 --> 00:06:09,320 Glad Kasava. 93 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:10,160 Thank you for the tip. 94 00:06:10,900 --> 00:06:11,720 And Higgy Smalls. 95 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:12,260 Thank you very much. 96 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:13,720 A very Merry Christmas to you, the uncle. 97 00:06:14,460 --> 00:06:17,540 Excited at a potential cup of Shafi Olay. 98 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:19,500 And Varney Teabag. 99 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,540 Deli Man Returneth. 100 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:21,980 Sure thing. 101 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:24,860 Hopefully I can provide some deli rolls. 102 00:06:24,860 --> 00:06:26,720 I will not allow you to steal my work on the G-Virus. 103 00:06:26,920 --> 00:06:28,040 Due 4th. 104 00:06:28,220 --> 00:06:28,920 Kevin Beijing. 105 00:06:29,080 --> 00:06:29,760 Thank you very much. 106 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:34,180 Was in Dublin a few weeks ago and saw drivers wanted signs all over the city. 107 00:06:34,420 --> 00:06:35,880 May want to inform your uncle. 108 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:42,220 I think we asked him about that before and he said that he's not really interested in city bus driving lifestyle. 109 00:06:42,220 --> 00:06:47,200 He's more of a, you know, country roads kind of guy. 110 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:49,500 It's a different bus of life. 111 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:50,580 It's a different way of busing. 112 00:06:51,000 --> 00:06:54,420 It's a completely different way to the city. 113 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:59,240 You know, you see some shock horror videos of city bus drivers and what they have to put up with. 114 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,860 I'm sure that's not the way it always is. 115 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:07,780 But, you know, for a man of Tom's stature, a man of Tom's purpose. 116 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,960 I doubt he wants to do that. 117 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:14,440 Let's get this tricked out with some high class clobber. 118 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:18,120 First things first. 119 00:07:19,260 --> 00:07:20,620 The 4x scope. 120 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:26,640 Very much appropriate, I think, for the primary assault rifle I'm going to go for. 121 00:07:26,740 --> 00:07:28,960 I think I'm just going to go for an assault and a sub. 122 00:07:29,800 --> 00:07:30,500 And go with that. 123 00:07:30,580 --> 00:07:31,260 The VLK. 124 00:07:32,040 --> 00:07:32,840 For me. 125 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:33,720 For my money. 126 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:37,040 That offers you the best precision at that range. 127 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,360 At that range. 128 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:41,060 And it gives you a little lovely dot reticle. 129 00:07:41,480 --> 00:07:42,820 The only problem is. 130 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:46,620 And it has a little bit of a sniper glint, as we can see there. 131 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,080 Very small sniper glint. 132 00:07:49,200 --> 00:07:52,380 Let me turn this thing on so I can see it. 133 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:55,760 Crying out for a jambon grip on that one. 134 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:57,180 It would be great to have it as well. 135 00:07:57,620 --> 00:08:00,220 So we'll slapdash that thing on there. 136 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:01,820 Magazine. 137 00:08:03,140 --> 00:08:05,560 I'll tell you what I was running there the other day. 138 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:06,800 A 20 round mag. 139 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,220 You might think that you're crazy. 140 00:08:09,340 --> 00:08:11,640 That's going to run out in no man's business time. 141 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:13,020 And it does. 142 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:16,140 But it just offers you the mobility and the handling. 143 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,780 That you don't get with a heavier mag. 144 00:08:19,980 --> 00:08:21,000 Having said that. 145 00:08:21,760 --> 00:08:23,960 I really believe that the 40 round. 146 00:08:24,100 --> 00:08:27,200 Will just give us that extra bit of safety and concern. 147 00:08:27,780 --> 00:08:29,500 When under pressure and under fire. 148 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,660 Now I really hope I'm not. 149 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,540 I mean I can see where this is going. 150 00:08:33,640 --> 00:08:35,380 We'll get into a couple of games. 151 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:36,940 And I'll just be killed straight away. 152 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:38,840 So all this talk will be. 153 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:40,760 For the birds. 154 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:41,420 But anyway. 155 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,820 Combining that massive mag. 156 00:08:43,820 --> 00:08:45,920 Imagine you've got a 40 round magazine. 157 00:08:46,920 --> 00:08:47,700 Fit to blow. 158 00:08:47,900 --> 00:08:48,680 Ready to blow. 159 00:08:49,620 --> 00:08:50,680 What do you want it blowing? 160 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,060 You want it pumping out some real nice. 161 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:56,180 Ammunition. 162 00:08:57,180 --> 00:08:58,800 That's why I choose. 163 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:03,800 A 7.62x39mm overpressured P. 164 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,260 Which makes your target flinch. 165 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,000 Apparently. 166 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:09,900 Under barrel. 167 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:11,580 Either a shark fin grip. 168 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:13,160 Or a brew and sink shot grip. 169 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:14,740 Just to offer you that accuracy. 170 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,220 And doesn't really take away from the mobility or handling. 171 00:09:18,300 --> 00:09:19,500 Because if you go over to these. 172 00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:21,760 Operator and merc foregrips. 173 00:09:21,920 --> 00:09:23,080 You lose the handling. 174 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:25,880 Although you're boosted in your accuracy and recoil. 175 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:27,220 Mamaduck. 176 00:09:27,300 --> 00:09:28,660 Thank you very much for the tip there. 177 00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:29,700 So we'll. 178 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:30,460 I'll just. 179 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:32,140 Go with this grip thing here. 180 00:09:33,400 --> 00:09:34,780 Stick a silencer on it. 181 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:36,560 Going with the custovia. 182 00:09:37,340 --> 00:09:38,160 Not a lot of. 183 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,420 Other stuff unlocked. 184 00:09:39,500 --> 00:09:39,960 I'm afraid. 185 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,840 That gives us 5 out of 5 on that. 186 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,620 And that's us. 187 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:50,520 I started pithing about with this thing here. 188 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:52,240 DJ Chalky Peanuts. 189 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,220 Thank you very much there Mr. Peanuts. 190 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,400 Let me just see here. 191 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:00,920 We'll go with the under barrel. 192 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,340 Anything to put on there. 193 00:10:02,440 --> 00:10:03,620 No we won't bother with that. 194 00:10:05,600 --> 00:10:06,940 Muzzle silenced. 195 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:10,200 Damage range. 196 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:12,680 Undetectable by radar. 197 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,800 Takes you down. 198 00:10:13,980 --> 00:10:15,000 I want fast. 199 00:10:15,100 --> 00:10:16,400 I want fast action. 200 00:10:17,100 --> 00:10:18,400 Aim down sight precision. 201 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,280 We've got a few. 202 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:24,280 Experts out there. 203 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:25,400 We say the pineapple grip. 204 00:10:25,580 --> 00:10:27,040 Is just better than the merc grip. 205 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:27,840 For no reason. 206 00:10:29,140 --> 00:10:29,820 Just joining now. 207 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:30,260 What did you. 208 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:31,060 What I missed there. 209 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:31,620 Chicken nothing. 210 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:33,040 We haven't even got going yet. 211 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:35,260 But just to reiterate there. 212 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,440 I will play a couple of games of war zone. 213 00:10:37,540 --> 00:10:38,060 Maybe three. 214 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:39,280 Depending on how. 215 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:40,200 Thanks for the tip there. 216 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:41,060 The Aldrin buzz. 217 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:43,600 Then move on to a game. 218 00:10:43,660 --> 00:10:45,160 I was shiting on about the other day. 219 00:10:45,240 --> 00:10:46,300 That I started playing. 220 00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:46,780 And thought. 221 00:10:46,900 --> 00:10:48,000 I'll save this for a stream. 222 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:48,500 One day. 223 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,200 It's called the exit. 224 00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:53,920 Then maybe intertwine. 225 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,520 That was some more war zone. 226 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:56,520 Slash. 227 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:56,560 Slash. 228 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:56,560 Slash. 229 00:10:57,300 --> 00:10:58,280 Computer Chronicles. 230 00:10:58,420 --> 00:10:59,380 Maybe even. 231 00:10:59,900 --> 00:11:00,640 Heavy rain. 232 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:03,480 It looks. 233 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,000 It looks dodgy enough. 234 00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:07,360 To be a good. 235 00:11:07,540 --> 00:11:08,760 Playthrough kind of game. 236 00:11:10,840 --> 00:11:12,920 EXF Huntress 90. Silencer 237 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:14,420 from Expedite. 238 00:11:15,460 --> 00:11:16,860 Firearms. Great company. 239 00:11:17,180 --> 00:11:18,220 Real good company. 240 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:19,560 MGS3. 241 00:11:20,600 --> 00:11:22,680 MGS2 can't wait. MGS4 otherwise 242 00:11:22,680 --> 00:11:24,560 known as Lashing Jason cannot wait. 243 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,960 So I'm just reading every comment 244 00:11:26,960 --> 00:11:28,620 I see and it's 245 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,800 confusing to me and I 246 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,920 suppose to you as well who's having to listen to me. 247 00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:36,260 What we'll do is we'll 248 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:37,840 I don't know what kind of 249 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,640 we want a silencer. That's 250 00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:41,900 that's what we want. 251 00:11:42,180 --> 00:11:44,200 But they're giving me a lot of options here 252 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,080 and I'm not particularly too sure. 253 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:48,540 What does that 254 00:11:48,540 --> 00:11:50,440 give us there? The EXF Huntress 255 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:51,880 90. What does that give us? 256 00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:54,080 The X10RR40 doesn't. 257 00:11:55,780 --> 00:11:56,700 Damage range. 258 00:11:58,080 --> 00:11:58,680 Thank you 259 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:00,200 very much. Water of the Coconut. 260 00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:03,000 And Jukebox 261 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,840 Connors and Main Approver 262 00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,640 of Stuff. Very very kind 263 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,080 of you guys. 264 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:13,280 Kimball Snake Shots. 265 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:14,200 I will not know how to steal my work 266 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:15,340 on the G-Virus. 267 00:12:16,980 --> 00:12:18,060 Okay that takes out 268 00:12:18,060 --> 00:12:18,800 in our range. 269 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:20,660 That's gonna give us 270 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:21,900 what does that give us? 271 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:26,800 I'm just looking at this mini 272 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:26,800 I'm just looking at this mini 273 00:12:26,800 --> 00:12:28,200 stat box which is right 274 00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,600 underneath me here 275 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,660 and looking at the bars 276 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,100 and looking at the bar chart 277 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:33,860 reading the data 278 00:12:33,860 --> 00:12:36,120 and from 279 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,080 for my money 280 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:40,420 it looks as though 281 00:12:40,420 --> 00:12:41,840 the Forge DX90 282 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,000 does what we want 283 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:45,720 without losing 284 00:12:45,720 --> 00:12:46,620 much handling. 285 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,280 So we've got that. 286 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:55,000 Oh no I put the Singard on. 287 00:12:58,280 --> 00:12:59,200 That's what we want. 288 00:12:59,340 --> 00:12:59,780 Forge. 289 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:02,980 Thank you very much 290 00:13:02,980 --> 00:13:03,660 for the tip there 291 00:13:03,660 --> 00:13:05,240 Queen Push. 292 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:06,680 I know nothing about this game 293 00:13:06,680 --> 00:13:07,780 so I'm so completely useless 294 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:08,480 but good luck. 295 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,440 Thank you very much there 296 00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:10,120 Aisling O'Neill 297 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:11,420 for letting us know that 298 00:13:11,420 --> 00:13:12,220 and look 299 00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,500 let's try and 300 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:15,060 make good 301 00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,700 with our guns 302 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,340 across the war zone 303 00:13:18,340 --> 00:13:18,960 itself. 304 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:21,960 As for a Noptic 305 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,800 we've already got 306 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:23,440 an integrated 307 00:13:23,440 --> 00:13:25,400 reflex reel 308 00:13:25,400 --> 00:13:26,420 built into the 309 00:13:26,420 --> 00:13:27,000 fucking yoke 310 00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,820 which should be nice. 311 00:13:29,940 --> 00:13:30,700 I'm not going to put 312 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:31,500 a laser on there 313 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:32,400 I might stick a barrel 314 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,120 on there. 315 00:13:39,460 --> 00:13:40,460 What would that do? 316 00:13:42,300 --> 00:13:42,700 Mobility. 317 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:43,760 Increases mobility. 318 00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:43,960 Mobility. 319 00:13:49,800 --> 00:13:51,640 I don't want anything 320 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:52,340 that's going to take away 321 00:13:52,340 --> 00:13:53,620 you want your submachine gun 322 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:54,160 to be the 323 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,240 snap bag 324 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:56,320 straight out the bat 325 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,260 straight off the bat 326 00:13:57,260 --> 00:13:58,140 straight out the bag 327 00:13:58,140 --> 00:13:59,300 ready to blow 328 00:13:59,300 --> 00:14:00,380 burst fire 329 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:01,120 burst fire 330 00:14:01,120 --> 00:14:01,840 burst fire 331 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,260 dead. 332 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,740 This isn't a burst fire 333 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,440 obviously but it 334 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,520 does have a large 335 00:14:06,520 --> 00:14:07,220 capacity 336 00:14:07,220 --> 00:14:09,240 built in. 337 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:11,640 Rear grip. 338 00:14:11,860 --> 00:14:13,000 I think what we could do 339 00:14:13,000 --> 00:14:13,700 is go with a 340 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,020 stock and a comb. 341 00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:16,720 Shine bag Cheryl 342 00:14:16,720 --> 00:14:17,460 thank you very much 343 00:14:17,460 --> 00:14:17,880 for the tip 344 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:19,580 bad dose of the shoes 345 00:14:19,580 --> 00:14:20,820 was up the north face 346 00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:21,840 of the Iger last week 347 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:22,780 drank a can of 348 00:14:22,780 --> 00:14:23,520 San Pali 349 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:24,740 in respect of 350 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:25,660 John's Owl Ado 351 00:14:25,660 --> 00:14:26,220 and I hope you had 352 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:26,900 a great time 353 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:27,880 it's very very 354 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:28,420 treacherous 355 00:14:28,420 --> 00:14:29,660 and icy this time of year 356 00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:30,660 around there I believe 357 00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,260 and Schlug Shining 358 00:14:32,260 --> 00:14:33,400 thank you very much as well. 359 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,180 I was supposed to play 360 00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,460 another game of chess 361 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,200 with Thomas. 362 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,540 Heavy Stock Pro 363 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:51,740 I think hollow 364 00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:52,880 extended stock 365 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:59,040 comb 366 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,800 what the fuck 367 00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:02,580 is the comb for? 368 00:15:05,300 --> 00:15:06,200 Keep your target 369 00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,420 in sight 370 00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:08,140 in a firefight 371 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,240 reduces flinch 372 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:10,040 when under fire 373 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,600 nah 374 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,540 we go with a rear grip 375 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:16,340 just to give us 376 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:17,000 a little bit more 377 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:17,820 accuracy maybe 378 00:15:17,820 --> 00:15:24,780 that's us 379 00:15:24,780 --> 00:15:25,980 five out of five 380 00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:28,960 ghost perk 381 00:15:28,960 --> 00:15:29,760 I think 382 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,780 will we even need that? 383 00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:34,880 Custom packages 384 00:15:34,880 --> 00:15:35,640 now we need to make 385 00:15:35,640 --> 00:15:36,600 a custom package 386 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:37,360 of perks now 387 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,320 fucking hell 388 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:43,660 start off with 389 00:15:43,660 --> 00:15:44,200 the 390 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,300 can you go 391 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:46,900 double time? 392 00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:47,720 sleight of hand 393 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,260 double time 394 00:15:50,260 --> 00:15:54,940 cold blooded 395 00:15:54,940 --> 00:15:55,620 resupply 396 00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,100 survivor 397 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:56,600 tracker 398 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:57,200 tracker 399 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:57,780 mortgage 400 00:15:57,780 --> 00:16:00,860 and then ghost 401 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:01,880 isn't even available 402 00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:02,660 we don't have it 403 00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:03,200 unlocked yet 404 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:03,760 so this is 405 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:04,640 at least we've got 406 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,640 something to aim for 407 00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:06,540 and achieve here 408 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:10,240 combat scout 409 00:16:10,240 --> 00:16:11,060 bird's eye 410 00:16:11,060 --> 00:16:13,200 what's resolute 411 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:13,860 just gonna keep 412 00:16:13,860 --> 00:16:14,480 resolute 413 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:15,980 when taking damage 414 00:16:15,980 --> 00:16:16,800 from gunfire 415 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:18,000 it grants 416 00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,360 a short burst 417 00:16:19,360 --> 00:16:20,840 a short bonus 418 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:23,300 to movement speed 419 00:16:23,300 --> 00:16:24,460 thank you very much 420 00:16:24,460 --> 00:16:24,920 there lads 421 00:16:24,920 --> 00:16:25,360 with the tips 422 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,400 very very kind to you 423 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,060 bad dose of you 424 00:16:27,060 --> 00:16:27,780 slug shining 425 00:16:27,780 --> 00:16:28,680 primo karma 426 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:30,380 and captain sack 427 00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:31,140 have you found 428 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,460 the four voodoo's yet? 429 00:16:32,600 --> 00:16:33,800 I believe back in 430 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,720 2019 431 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,640 successfully managed to 432 00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:40,000 track down those 433 00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:40,900 four voodoo's 434 00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,240 I could be wrong 435 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:50,340 that's it 436 00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:56,040 and that's us 437 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:56,800 that's our custom 438 00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,760 loadout one 439 00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:02,620 can you rename 440 00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:03,340 the fucking thing? 441 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:08,820 can you rename 442 00:17:08,820 --> 00:17:09,420 the loadout? 443 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:10,120 you used to be able 444 00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:10,900 to rename your 445 00:17:10,900 --> 00:17:11,460 loadouts 446 00:17:11,460 --> 00:17:14,900 oh yeah 447 00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:19,440 I don't know 448 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,120 what we would go 449 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,100 for any suggestions 450 00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:22,000 for a name there 451 00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:22,660 I'm not particularly 452 00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:23,360 too sure 453 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:27,740 harbringer of doom 454 00:17:27,740 --> 00:17:28,560 is too long 455 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:29,340 it has to be 20 456 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,560 characters I'm afraid 457 00:17:30,560 --> 00:17:32,140 death cruiser 458 00:17:32,140 --> 00:17:32,880 del revo 459 00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:33,500 again 460 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:34,640 too much 461 00:17:34,640 --> 00:17:35,280 going on there 462 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,060 thank you very much 463 00:17:36,060 --> 00:17:36,620 for the varied 464 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,340 concern 465 00:17:37,340 --> 00:17:39,240 bacon slicer 466 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:40,280 snake bite 467 00:17:40,280 --> 00:17:43,660 you're not a killer 468 00:17:43,660 --> 00:17:44,320 no I'm not 469 00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,140 you're not a killer 470 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:48,860 cahoots 471 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,420 hootie 472 00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:54,660 boat face 473 00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:55,560 nato 474 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:57,000 bus loadout 475 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:57,920 fudge buster 476 00:17:57,920 --> 00:17:58,720 yeti 477 00:17:58,720 --> 00:17:59,340 I think 478 00:17:59,340 --> 00:18:00,300 it's a simple 479 00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:01,440 matter of 480 00:18:01,440 --> 00:18:02,220 yetinomics 481 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:05,040 thanks very much 482 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:05,660 for suggesting 483 00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,440 the yeti there 484 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:07,260 it's perfect 485 00:18:07,260 --> 00:18:10,500 thank you very much 486 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,060 for the tip there 487 00:18:11,060 --> 00:18:11,860 I used to look like 488 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,720 the game guru 489 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,280 will there be any 490 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:14,060 foraging tonight 491 00:18:14,060 --> 00:18:14,720 I'm not sure 492 00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,500 although he is back 493 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,320 in a brand new 494 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:16,740 studio 495 00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:17,480 they've got a new 496 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:18,400 studio built out 497 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:18,700 for him 498 00:18:18,700 --> 00:18:19,380 tricked out 499 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:21,540 but I'm not 500 00:18:21,540 --> 00:18:22,280 particularly too sure 501 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,780 until he goes 502 00:18:23,780 --> 00:18:25,160 taking that road show 503 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:25,520 around 504 00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,700 and you get to see 505 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,140 some interiors 506 00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:28,520 of 507 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:31,820 regional pubs 508 00:18:31,820 --> 00:18:33,020 people there 509 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,020 and kind of 510 00:18:35,020 --> 00:18:36,660 production mishaps 511 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:37,940 doesn't really 512 00:18:37,940 --> 00:18:40,140 not really doing it 513 00:18:40,140 --> 00:18:40,620 for me at the 514 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:40,920 moment 515 00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,520 let's save that 516 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,320 as the yeti 517 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:45,260 quick blast on the 518 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,320 firing range here 519 00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,520 just to test out 520 00:18:47,520 --> 00:18:48,200 the goods 521 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:55,720 whoa this is very 522 00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:56,120 very very 523 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:56,940 I think 524 00:18:56,940 --> 00:19:01,460 very jumpy 525 00:19:01,460 --> 00:19:05,400 very jumpy 526 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,320 I think the mouse 527 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,380 and keyboard 528 00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:09,620 are too 529 00:19:09,620 --> 00:19:10,280 or the mouse 530 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:10,820 at least 531 00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:11,880 is too high 532 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:12,800 set too high 533 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:16,520 I will not 534 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:17,220 allow anyone 535 00:19:17,220 --> 00:19:18,100 to steal my 536 00:19:18,100 --> 00:19:18,820 work on the 537 00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:19,600 G-Virus 538 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:24,460 that's not right 539 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,700 unless the 540 00:19:26,700 --> 00:19:27,260 PlayStation 541 00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:29,140 thing is too 542 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:29,420 high 543 00:19:29,420 --> 00:19:42,680 who here 544 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:51,760 will you be 545 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,640 rewetting the 546 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:53,140 bogs 547 00:19:53,140 --> 00:19:53,620 minister 548 00:19:53,620 --> 00:20:05,300 other accessories 549 00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:09,880 I was supposed to 550 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:10,800 play another game 551 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:11,600 of chess with 552 00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:12,200 Thomas 553 00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:13,820 put that to fast 554 00:20:13,820 --> 00:20:14,300 mouse 555 00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:15,180 right-handed 556 00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:16,100 pointer speed 557 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:16,820 normal 558 00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:20,540 thank you very 559 00:20:20,540 --> 00:20:21,160 much there is 560 00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:21,900 Tommy joining 561 00:20:21,900 --> 00:20:22,600 and 562 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:23,640 essential piece 563 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:24,000 of pudding 564 00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:24,180 and 565 00:20:24,180 --> 00:20:25,400 anaconda G 566 00:20:25,400 --> 00:20:27,040 thanking you 567 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,820 very very kindly 568 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:29,480 essential piece 569 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,140 of pudding ass 570 00:20:30,140 --> 00:20:31,520 just caught up on 571 00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:32,280 Saturday's stream 572 00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:33,160 while pretending to 573 00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:33,600 work today 574 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:34,780 what a treat to 575 00:20:34,780 --> 00:20:35,380 go straight into 576 00:20:35,380 --> 00:20:35,740 this 577 00:20:35,740 --> 00:20:36,900 good to see you 578 00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:37,460 back amongst 579 00:20:37,460 --> 00:20:37,680 it 580 00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:38,980 and Quib 581 00:20:38,980 --> 00:20:39,680 you've sent me 582 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:40,120 something 583 00:20:40,120 --> 00:20:41,840 nice there 584 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:42,240 it's an 585 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:43,220 Imger image 586 00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:43,940 Aramat 587 00:20:43,940 --> 00:20:44,960 Kalashnikov 588 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:45,580 which is 589 00:20:45,580 --> 00:20:46,240 looks like it's 590 00:20:46,240 --> 00:20:46,660 going to be 591 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:47,200 one of the 592 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,280 deli specials 593 00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,120 and I'll be 594 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:49,420 able to 595 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:50,280 transpose that 596 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:50,860 into our 597 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,240 OBS 598 00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:52,940 broadcasting 599 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:53,500 unit 600 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:55,220 in due course 601 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:55,680 but thank you 602 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:56,200 very much for 603 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:56,660 that and the 604 00:20:56,660 --> 00:20:57,220 tip as well 605 00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:58,080 the Bruin 606 00:20:58,080 --> 00:20:58,820 LMG and 607 00:20:58,820 --> 00:20:59,400 the Swarm 608 00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:00,280 SMG are the 609 00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:00,960 meta at the 610 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,300 moment 611 00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:04,320 I think I want 612 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:05,160 to just kind of 613 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:05,760 be different 614 00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:06,240 you know I 615 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:06,820 want to 616 00:21:06,820 --> 00:21:07,760 I don't want 617 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:08,560 to go down 618 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:09,260 the route of 619 00:21:09,260 --> 00:21:09,880 being the same 620 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:10,320 as everyone 621 00:21:10,320 --> 00:21:11,000 else and it 622 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,720 would afford 623 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,340 me a lot 624 00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,100 more joy 625 00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,100 getting 626 00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:16,760 progressing 627 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:17,420 in the 628 00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:17,960 warzone 629 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:19,280 with my 630 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:19,680 own 631 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:20,400 personal 632 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:21,380 collection 633 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:21,980 of items 634 00:21:21,980 --> 00:21:23,420 saying that 635 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:23,940 probably just 636 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:24,220 going to get 637 00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:24,720 my hole 638 00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:25,380 kicked and 639 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:25,840 we'll switch 640 00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:26,440 it off and 641 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:27,120 play a nice 642 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:27,900 cozy friendly 643 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:28,660 game when 644 00:21:28,660 --> 00:21:29,140 you know 645 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,100 you've been 646 00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:30,620 kicked enough 647 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,180 times in the 648 00:21:31,180 --> 00:21:31,660 head you 649 00:21:31,660 --> 00:21:32,460 eventually just 650 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:33,100 do that 651 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,980 well thanks for 652 00:21:35,980 --> 00:21:36,400 the tip 653 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:37,760 potty bob 654 00:21:37,760 --> 00:21:41,360 I think that 655 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:41,680 should be 656 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,000 us 657 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:53,120 this feels a 658 00:21:53,120 --> 00:21:53,420 little bit 659 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,340 better now 660 00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:59,040 oh yeah I 661 00:21:59,040 --> 00:21:59,780 noticed this 662 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:00,340 here my 663 00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,440 button on the 664 00:22:01,440 --> 00:22:02,020 mouse has been 665 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:02,820 mapped to do 666 00:22:02,820 --> 00:22:03,220 this where 667 00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:03,640 you switch 668 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:04,940 from your 669 00:22:04,940 --> 00:22:05,580 scope to 670 00:22:05,580 --> 00:22:05,940 that 671 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,680 is that 672 00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:09,080 just for 673 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:09,580 when if 674 00:22:09,580 --> 00:22:10,220 you're in a 675 00:22:10,220 --> 00:22:10,820 situation where 676 00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:11,360 you need to 677 00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,020 spray and 678 00:22:12,020 --> 00:22:12,460 pray or 679 00:22:12,460 --> 00:22:12,980 you're close 680 00:22:12,980 --> 00:22:13,620 quarters is 681 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:16,240 it or is 682 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,600 there another 683 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:17,360 reason why you 684 00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:17,920 can do that 685 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,260 with your 686 00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:18,660 guns and 687 00:22:18,660 --> 00:22:19,120 fire like 688 00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:19,440 that 689 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,540 there any 690 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:23,840 combat 691 00:22:23,840 --> 00:22:24,760 operational 692 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,840 operators out 693 00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:26,460 there thank 694 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:27,020 you very much 695 00:22:27,020 --> 00:22:28,940 Brooklyn for 696 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:29,500 your kind 697 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,160 and generous 698 00:22:30,160 --> 00:22:30,400 tip 699 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,340 going from 700 00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:33,760 long to 701 00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:34,020 short 702 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:34,780 night vision 703 00:22:34,780 --> 00:22:35,600 gangsta 704 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:35,920 mode 705 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:36,820 tax 706 00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:37,540 tenses only 707 00:22:37,540 --> 00:22:38,280 for policemen 708 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:38,580 on their 709 00:22:38,580 --> 00:22:39,000 birthday 710 00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:39,960 are you doing 711 00:22:39,960 --> 00:22:40,200 a bit 712 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:41,240 CQQ 713 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:42,600 it looks 714 00:22:42,600 --> 00:22:43,000 cool 715 00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,360 what's 716 00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:46,080 CQQ 717 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:46,720 close 718 00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:47,340 quarters 719 00:22:47,340 --> 00:22:48,240 quombat 720 00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:56,760 thank you 721 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:57,160 very much 722 00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:57,640 there Robbie 723 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:58,060 for your 724 00:22:58,060 --> 00:22:58,480 kind 725 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,160 generous 726 00:22:59,160 --> 00:22:59,520 tip 727 00:22:59,520 --> 00:23:01,180 ripper 728 00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:01,520 runes 729 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,240 this 730 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,880 do you know 731 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,200 what I mean 732 00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:04,600 that's 733 00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:05,260 that's nice 734 00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:08,520 you can do 735 00:23:08,520 --> 00:23:08,860 the same 736 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:09,340 with that as 737 00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:09,780 well you can 738 00:23:09,780 --> 00:23:10,600 tilt it to the 739 00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:11,580 side it feels 740 00:23:11,580 --> 00:23:12,440 great it looks 741 00:23:12,440 --> 00:23:12,860 great 742 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:18,760 let's get out 743 00:23:18,760 --> 00:23:19,300 of this firing 744 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:19,720 range 745 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,640 this has slowed 746 00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:23,460 down my mouse 747 00:23:23,460 --> 00:23:23,980 in the menu 748 00:23:23,980 --> 00:23:24,520 now 749 00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:37,240 down my mouse 750 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:37,680 tends to 751 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:38,620 that up to 752 00:23:38,620 --> 00:23:39,400 two 753 00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,760 put that up 754 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,020 to three 755 00:23:42,020 --> 00:23:42,320 there 756 00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:44,800 nothing worse 757 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:45,340 than when you're 758 00:23:45,340 --> 00:23:45,880 getting the load 759 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:46,280 out there it's 760 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:46,860 really slow 761 00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,020 is there a way 762 00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:48,820 does anybody know 763 00:23:48,820 --> 00:23:49,620 when you know if you 764 00:23:49,620 --> 00:23:50,380 go to get your load 765 00:23:50,380 --> 00:23:51,420 out of a box 766 00:23:51,420 --> 00:23:53,220 there's a list of 767 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,040 different loadouts 768 00:23:54,040 --> 00:23:54,820 obviously I've only got 769 00:23:54,820 --> 00:23:55,460 one made so there's 770 00:23:55,460 --> 00:23:56,180 only gonna be one 771 00:23:56,180 --> 00:23:58,120 is there a hotkey 772 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,240 can you hotkey that 773 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:00,180 or do you have to 774 00:24:00,180 --> 00:24:01,960 fucking go with the 775 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,100 mouse and click 776 00:24:03,100 --> 00:24:04,260 select and click 777 00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:05,360 it would be great 778 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:06,140 to just press a 779 00:24:06,140 --> 00:24:07,480 button and get it 780 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,300 straight away 781 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:20,520 combat advanced 782 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:26,180 quick settings 783 00:24:26,180 --> 00:24:27,200 settings for when 784 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,000 you're driving as 785 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:28,760 well need to change 786 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,660 those so you can 787 00:24:29,660 --> 00:24:30,260 handbrake 788 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:37,380 vehicle keybinds 789 00:24:37,380 --> 00:24:39,600 drift handbrake 790 00:24:39,600 --> 00:24:40,500 space that's right 791 00:24:40,500 --> 00:24:52,380 in terms of 792 00:24:52,380 --> 00:24:52,960 operator 793 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:55,440 I think going with 794 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:56,560 whoever's wearing the 795 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,160 most dark colors 796 00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,680 in order to thirst 797 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:02,240 we'll go with thirst 798 00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:07,100 what is the rake of 799 00:25:07,100 --> 00:25:08,120 the overlads here 800 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:09,880 what's from the 801 00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:10,560 previous game 802 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:14,920 look at this lad 803 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,480 fucking 804 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,060 Paul at tree days 805 00:25:17,060 --> 00:25:22,460 and we've Richard 806 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:23,200 O'Brien 807 00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,880 from the crystal maze 808 00:25:24,880 --> 00:25:38,760 look at this look 809 00:25:38,760 --> 00:25:40,580 either thirst or rasp 810 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:43,160 I'd say rasp 811 00:25:43,160 --> 00:25:48,800 he's the Yankee 812 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,400 dude Lizzie 813 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:57,860 say we'll stick with 814 00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:58,640 fucking thirst 815 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,440 I don't know if he's 816 00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:01,480 rushing or what 817 00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:10,380 another thing is this 818 00:26:10,380 --> 00:26:10,980 ping look 819 00:26:10,980 --> 00:26:13,340 this 51 MS ping 820 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,300 it's looking for a 821 00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:14,580 match 822 00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:17,080 the professional lads 823 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:17,580 that are playing 824 00:26:17,580 --> 00:26:18,040 this now 825 00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:18,840 they're all on 826 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,540 12 ping 827 00:26:20,540 --> 00:26:22,120 10 ping 828 00:26:22,120 --> 00:26:24,260 10 ping 829 00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:24,720 bowling 830 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:26,300 so I'm 831 00:26:26,300 --> 00:26:27,060 immediately 832 00:26:27,060 --> 00:26:30,380 off the guard 833 00:26:30,380 --> 00:26:31,200 off the bat 834 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:32,320 I'm immediately 835 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,000 at a bit of a 836 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:34,280 fucking 837 00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,400 disadvantage 838 00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:35,780 and 839 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:37,600 that needs to be 840 00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,180 remembered by 841 00:26:38,180 --> 00:26:39,200 everybody who's 842 00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,240 who might watch 843 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:40,820 me die 844 00:26:40,820 --> 00:26:41,760 you know 845 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:45,960 how are you 846 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:46,780 getting 12 to 847 00:26:46,780 --> 00:26:47,780 18 ping 848 00:26:47,780 --> 00:26:49,160 Jeeves 849 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,560 settings 850 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:52,140 oh yeah 851 00:26:52,140 --> 00:26:52,680 they're not on 852 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,440 that's it 853 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:54,480 I'm on a 4G 854 00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,700 it's a 4G 855 00:26:55,700 --> 00:26:56,180 modem 856 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:56,780 so I suppose 857 00:26:56,780 --> 00:26:57,400 if you get 858 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,660 if you've got a 859 00:26:58,660 --> 00:26:59,380 wired broadband 860 00:26:59,380 --> 00:26:59,840 connection 861 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:00,360 it'll be a lot 862 00:27:00,360 --> 00:27:00,720 faster 863 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:16,020 a lot of 864 00:27:16,020 --> 00:27:16,800 excuses here 865 00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:18,600 more like just 866 00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:19,440 laying the 867 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:20,600 foundations there 868 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:21,040 has he 869 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,600 it's not 870 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:22,520 an excuse 871 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:23,060 per se 872 00:27:23,060 --> 00:27:23,500 over than 873 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:24,180 a fact 874 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,560 which should 875 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:26,440 be acknowledged 876 00:27:26,440 --> 00:27:27,260 and that's 877 00:27:27,260 --> 00:27:27,840 another way 878 00:27:27,840 --> 00:27:28,660 of getting 879 00:27:28,660 --> 00:27:29,340 around people 880 00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:30,480 you know 881 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:31,400 when something's 882 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:31,820 gone on 883 00:27:31,820 --> 00:27:32,200 and you've 884 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:32,820 you've had to 885 00:27:32,820 --> 00:27:33,660 give a reason 886 00:27:33,660 --> 00:27:34,220 why and then 887 00:27:34,220 --> 00:27:34,480 they're going 888 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:35,020 oh excuse 889 00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:35,560 excuses 890 00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,620 it's not an 891 00:27:36,620 --> 00:27:36,940 excuse 892 00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,260 it's a fact 893 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:38,980 that's happened 894 00:27:38,980 --> 00:27:39,840 that you need 895 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,540 to acknowledge 896 00:27:40,540 --> 00:27:41,260 for us to 897 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,020 progress in 898 00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:42,400 life 899 00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,640 that's an easy 900 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:44,160 way of just 901 00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:44,680 putting just 902 00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,020 lay the foundations 903 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:47,860 right that's fine 904 00:27:47,860 --> 00:27:49,100 another thing is 905 00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:52,080 these not great 906 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:53,040 that's gonna limit 907 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:53,720 visibility so 908 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:54,200 I mean 909 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:56,740 I am not using 910 00:27:56,740 --> 00:27:57,820 the meta guns 911 00:27:57,820 --> 00:27:58,620 which are the best 912 00:27:58,620 --> 00:27:59,420 guns for the 913 00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:00,100 time that's in 914 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:00,260 it 915 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:03,300 there's a lot 916 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:04,460 against me 917 00:28:04,460 --> 00:28:05,500 in this so 918 00:28:05,500 --> 00:28:07,000 if I was to 919 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,120 even advance 920 00:28:08,120 --> 00:28:08,840 and make it 921 00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:09,540 down to like 922 00:28:09,540 --> 00:28:10,300 the last few 923 00:28:10,300 --> 00:28:10,840 or whatever 924 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,760 dare I say 925 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:13,040 win 926 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:14,400 it would be 927 00:28:14,400 --> 00:28:16,040 beyond professional 928 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:17,040 it would be on 929 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:17,640 another level 930 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:18,200 it would mean 931 00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:18,660 that I've 932 00:28:18,660 --> 00:28:19,000 actually 933 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,880 I've actually 934 00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:22,400 entered into 935 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:22,960 the realm 936 00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:23,760 of legendary 937 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:24,540 status 938 00:28:24,540 --> 00:28:28,180 thank you very 939 00:28:28,180 --> 00:28:28,540 much for the 940 00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:28,920 tip there 941 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:29,320 Brooklyn 942 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:29,920 Robbie 943 00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:30,360 and 944 00:28:30,360 --> 00:28:30,600 and 945 00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:30,920 sure 946 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,640 Gibstown 947 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:31,940 would 948 00:28:31,940 --> 00:28:33,660 you be a 949 00:28:33,660 --> 00:28:34,300 wham man 950 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:34,660 or a 951 00:28:34,660 --> 00:28:34,960 Chris 952 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:35,700 Ria man 953 00:28:35,700 --> 00:28:36,720 what's your 954 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:37,040 favorite 955 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:37,980 Christmas song 956 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:42,620 fuck I don't 957 00:28:42,620 --> 00:28:43,180 know I mean 958 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:43,840 driving home for 959 00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:44,380 Christmas is 960 00:28:44,380 --> 00:28:45,320 great but it's 961 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,180 just not as 962 00:28:47,180 --> 00:28:48,580 good as last 963 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:50,340 Christmas so 964 00:28:50,340 --> 00:28:51,960 probably probably 965 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:53,280 wham this is 966 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:53,680 this guy 967 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:57,680 head shift gave 968 00:28:57,680 --> 00:28:58,460 the green light 969 00:28:58,460 --> 00:29:02,820 watch 970 00:29:02,820 --> 00:29:04,520 watch your 971 00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:05,240 ass down 972 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:05,720 there 973 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:06,880 sometimes he 974 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:07,220 says 975 00:29:07,220 --> 00:29:08,760 watch your 976 00:29:08,760 --> 00:29:09,600 ass down 977 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:10,120 there 978 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:10,900 and it actually 979 00:29:10,900 --> 00:29:11,660 sounds a little 980 00:29:11,660 --> 00:29:12,320 bit like he's 981 00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,040 saying wash 982 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:13,780 your arse 983 00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:14,340 down there 984 00:29:14,340 --> 00:29:14,800 as well 985 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:16,120 so hopefully 986 00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:17,840 we get a 987 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,640 we get a glimpse 988 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:19,760 of not a glimpse 989 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,260 of arse 990 00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:21,080 on a warzone 991 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:21,860 but we get to 992 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,680 hear your man 993 00:29:22,680 --> 00:29:23,580 say that phrase 994 00:29:23,580 --> 00:29:24,320 at some stage 995 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:24,900 throughout this 996 00:29:24,900 --> 00:29:25,800 thing 997 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:34,520 555 998 00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,880 watch your 999 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,460 ass down 1000 00:29:37,460 --> 00:29:37,620 there 1001 00:29:37,620 --> 00:29:37,980 we got a 1002 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:38,780 559 1003 00:29:38,780 --> 00:29:39,340 we're going 1004 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,840 down to the 1005 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:40,680 warzone 1006 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:42,400 make sure 1007 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:43,040 you got your 1008 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:43,980 bidet down 1009 00:29:43,980 --> 00:29:44,660 there 1010 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:45,980 over and out 1011 00:29:45,980 --> 00:29:46,980 559 1012 00:29:46,980 --> 00:30:12,560 watch your 1013 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:13,500 ass down 1014 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:14,020 there 1015 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,460 got it 1016 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:17,020 we've got 1017 00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:17,720 an arse 1018 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,460 watcher on 1019 00:30:18,460 --> 00:30:18,860 the building 1020 00:30:18,860 --> 00:30:19,540 over there 1021 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,540 but what we'll 1022 00:30:20,540 --> 00:30:21,140 do is we'll 1023 00:30:21,140 --> 00:30:22,080 just start off 1024 00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:22,600 nicely 1025 00:30:22,600 --> 00:30:24,060 get ourselves 1026 00:30:24,060 --> 00:30:25,180 a contract 1027 00:30:25,180 --> 00:30:41,300 high ping 1028 00:30:41,300 --> 00:30:42,400 high ping 1029 00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:42,860 player 1030 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:44,860 trying to do 1031 00:30:44,860 --> 00:30:45,420 the business 1032 00:30:45,420 --> 00:31:05,240 where are you 1033 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,740 there you are 1034 00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:07,740 going to do it 1035 00:31:07,740 --> 00:31:08,740 and then we'll 1036 00:31:08,740 --> 00:31:09,740 go ahead and see 1037 00:31:09,740 --> 00:31:10,740 the business 1038 00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:11,740 and then we'll 1039 00:31:11,740 --> 00:31:12,740 go ahead and see 1040 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:13,740 the business 1041 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,740 and then we'll 1042 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:14,740 go ahead and see 1043 00:31:14,740 --> 00:31:15,740 the business 1044 00:31:15,740 --> 00:31:16,740 and then we'll 1045 00:31:16,740 --> 00:31:17,740 go ahead and see 1046 00:31:17,740 --> 00:31:18,740 the business 1047 00:31:18,740 --> 00:31:19,740 and then we'll 1048 00:31:19,740 --> 00:31:20,740 go ahead and see 1049 00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:21,740 the business 1050 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:21,740 and then we'll 1051 00:31:21,740 --> 00:31:22,740 go ahead and see 1052 00:31:22,740 --> 00:31:23,740 the business 1053 00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:24,740 and then we'll 1054 00:31:24,740 --> 00:31:25,740 go ahead and see 1055 00:31:25,740 --> 00:31:26,740 the business 1056 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:27,740 and then we'll 1057 00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:28,740 go ahead and see 1058 00:31:28,740 --> 00:31:29,740 the business 1059 00:31:29,740 --> 00:31:30,740 and then we'll 1060 00:31:30,740 --> 00:31:31,740 go ahead and see 1061 00:31:31,740 --> 00:31:32,740 the business 1062 00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:33,740 and then we'll 1063 00:31:33,740 --> 00:31:34,740 go ahead and see 1064 00:31:34,740 --> 00:31:35,740 hopefully this 1065 00:31:35,740 --> 00:31:36,740 cruiser is not 1066 00:31:36,740 --> 00:31:37,740 oh yeah 1067 00:31:37,740 --> 00:31:38,740 he should be in 1068 00:31:38,740 --> 00:31:39,740 these low risers 1069 00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:53,740 there he is 1070 00:31:53,740 --> 00:32:07,740 how is he uh he's eating 1071 00:32:07,740 --> 00:32:10,740 all bullets through a load of sheet metal it seems 1072 00:32:10,740 --> 00:32:28,740 I need mid-cal rounds 1073 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:39,740 fuck 1074 00:32:39,740 --> 00:32:42,740 ah fucking hell 1075 00:32:42,740 --> 00:32:43,740 are you serious 1076 00:32:43,740 --> 00:32:49,740 thank you very much there for the tip Danny Ireland's and uh you should have b-dated it up 1077 00:32:49,740 --> 00:33:06,740 well look you know it's just one of those things we go again after this gulag if we get done 1078 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:32,740 right there right at you right at you baby that's where we live right in the corner 1079 00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:43,740 not taking no shit off no man's land today vinegar stroke 69 thanks very much for the tip there how are the men 1080 00:33:43,740 --> 00:33:47,740 we'll know by the end of the day we'll know by the end of the day 1081 00:33:47,740 --> 00:33:59,740 fuck 1082 00:33:59,740 --> 00:34:00,740 fuck 1083 00:34:00,740 --> 00:34:02,740 yeti we need to get our yeti set up 1084 00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,740 winnebago yeti 1085 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:16,740 what if there's someone up there on those cranes 1086 00:34:16,740 --> 00:34:21,740 contract marked 1087 00:34:21,740 --> 00:34:24,740 cranesilla 1088 00:34:24,740 --> 00:34:37,740 lovely little bit of uh heartbeat sensor action there that's nice 1089 00:34:37,740 --> 00:34:44,740 you got gas moving in 1090 00:34:44,740 --> 00:34:50,740 dara dermody thank you very very much 1091 00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:51,740 ah 1092 00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:53,740 eliminate all bounty targets 1093 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:55,740 they hit us hard at time 1094 00:34:55,740 --> 00:34:57,740 let's regroup and get back up there yep 1095 00:34:57,740 --> 00:35:04,740 look 1096 00:35:04,740 --> 00:35:09,740 you just have to approach it with a 1097 00:35:09,740 --> 00:35:14,740 a clean head or a positive frame of mind 1098 00:35:14,740 --> 00:35:33,740 first one doesn't count exactly i know and plus i'm as i said i'm playing on fucking uh 1099 00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:36,060 high ping. 1100 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:39,300 It's a very high ping. 1101 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,980 Flame bag and 9 mil jukes. 1102 00:35:49,260 --> 00:35:50,540 Thank you very much there. 1103 00:35:50,620 --> 00:35:52,040 Father Fennec is after you. 1104 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,500 Thank you very much for the tip there. 1105 00:35:53,500 --> 00:35:55,680 You and Tom doing anything special for Christmas? 1106 00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:56,240 Ask Dara. 1107 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:57,680 Nothing much now. 1108 00:35:57,780 --> 00:35:59,740 Probably just eating a load of meats. 1109 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:01,520 The usual scenario. 1110 00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:06,600 And then kind of uncomfortably drunk around 6 or 7. 1111 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:13,220 Sliding into some kind of food slash drink coma whilst watching Shite. 1112 00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,760 And then bed. 1113 00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,160 And then Stephen's day. 1114 00:36:20,160 --> 00:36:23,160 Do it all over again in a different kind of way. 1115 00:36:28,420 --> 00:36:29,780 Bucks Fizz on the go. 1116 00:36:31,180 --> 00:36:33,000 Chase with Thomas. 1117 00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:39,120 Fuck the brandy and Baileys. 1118 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,580 Just stay on the beer. 1119 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:59,060 Yeah so I mean what I'm really envisaging is staying close to the outskirts of the circle. 1120 00:36:59,720 --> 00:37:01,920 Making a part of the map my own. 1121 00:37:02,060 --> 00:37:03,080 And just dominating. 1122 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:05,480 Absolutely dominating. 1123 00:37:06,980 --> 00:37:09,200 I couldn't really dominate in that last game. 1124 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:11,320 I think the ping was holding me back. 1125 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:15,920 If I'm being honest with you I think the ping kind of is holding me back. 1126 00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:16,840 We'll be deploying shortly. 1127 00:37:17,660 --> 00:37:18,420 Too much. 1128 00:37:21,460 --> 00:37:26,320 And even in my custom yeti loadout I don't have the ghost perk. 1129 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:28,020 Which is a shame. 1130 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:35,820 Bit of server lag. 1131 00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:37,000 Just a little bit you know. 1132 00:37:37,220 --> 00:37:38,380 Klaus Schwab. 1133 00:37:38,460 --> 00:37:39,460 Thank you very much there. 1134 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:40,320 Klaus Schwab. 1135 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,600 Greetings from the World Enslavement Forum. 1136 00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:44,840 Thank you very much. 1137 00:37:45,220 --> 00:37:52,340 I wonder how hard it would be to get any sort of interview slash information out there at Davos. 1138 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:56,880 I think they do Davos every year in January or February. 1139 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,740 Just go over there. 1140 00:37:59,700 --> 00:38:03,180 And try and get into some of the events and talk to people there. 1141 00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:07,240 But it's in the Swiss. 1142 00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:08,520 You might see it. 1143 00:38:08,580 --> 00:38:08,740 Listen. 1144 00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:11,680 Please see it. 1145 00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,840 Watch your ass down there. 1146 00:38:15,720 --> 00:38:17,660 Watch your ass down there. 1147 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,900 We're dropping in. 1148 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,260 We're dropping in deep. 1149 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:21,760 Lord of the ping. 1150 00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,600 Thanks very much for the tip. 1151 00:38:24,180 --> 00:38:25,680 We're going deep in the war zone. 1152 00:38:26,140 --> 00:38:28,080 Make sure you bring that bidet. 1153 00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:31,340 Because you're going to have to wash your ass down there. 1154 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:33,660 Be advised. 1155 00:38:33,920 --> 00:38:35,220 Gas is closing in. 1156 00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:36,540 Proceed to the safe zone. 1157 00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:40,420 I like the voice over that guy. 1158 00:38:40,420 --> 00:38:44,120 And some of it has been a bit rushed as well. 1159 00:38:45,380 --> 00:38:48,460 We might get a chance to hear that at some point during the game. 1160 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,000 But the voice over was rushed. 1161 00:38:50,100 --> 00:38:53,320 You could hear that they maybe asked him to do a few more takes than he wanted. 1162 00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:55,300 And then the delivery was ruined. 1163 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:01,760 You got a bidet. 1164 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:05,020 We got a bidet drop coming into the war zone. 1165 00:39:05,140 --> 00:39:06,020 Check your map. 1166 00:39:06,020 --> 00:39:12,140 Five five now. 1167 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:16,760 We got seven bidets being airdropped in there by a shoplifter. 1168 00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:18,380 Make sure you get down there. 1169 00:39:18,620 --> 00:39:20,640 You're going to have to clean up business. 1170 00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:24,540 A lot of dirty, dirty asses down there. 1171 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:25,840 Make sure you wash them. 1172 00:39:26,360 --> 00:39:27,040 Thank you. 1173 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,080 Oli Beerhoff. 1174 00:39:35,140 --> 00:39:36,140 Thank you very much there. 1175 00:39:40,180 --> 00:39:44,100 Joe Biden's electric bidet cleansing unit extreme. 1176 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:45,140 Thanks for the tip. 1177 00:39:45,240 --> 00:39:46,140 Very, very kind of you. 1178 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:47,200 I hope you're getting on well. 1179 00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,080 And this is another thing. 1180 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,580 Lads, lads, look. 1181 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:57,380 I don't know if you can hear it. 1182 00:39:57,780 --> 00:39:58,760 Audio in the game. 1183 00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:00,040 It's not great. 1184 00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:06,160 I'll notice that one in every kind of five games you drop into, the audio goes muffled. 1185 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:10,360 This is a muffled sound now and it won't rectify itself until I come out of the gulag. 1186 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:11,620 Look. 1187 00:40:12,500 --> 00:40:14,440 Yet again, another barrier. 1188 00:40:15,420 --> 00:40:17,080 Against me progressing. 1189 00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:20,460 It's not me. 1190 00:40:20,580 --> 00:40:21,260 It's the game. 1191 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,440 The audio is muffled. 1192 00:40:24,580 --> 00:40:24,940 Indeed. 1193 00:40:25,380 --> 00:40:27,080 Thanks for agreeing with me there. 1194 00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,100 Casa Vigledad. 1195 00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:29,700 That's great to know that. 1196 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:35,940 That's representative actually of the full chat agreeing with me as well. 1197 00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:41,780 Don't, I'm not sure if you can hear this yourselves because you're not headsetted up. 1198 00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:43,900 But it's not great. 1199 00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:45,300 It's not great. 1200 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:47,800 Gonna just leave this here. 1201 00:40:53,420 --> 00:40:54,640 You can hardly hear it. 1202 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:58,780 It's like you've, it's like someone's holding a pillow over my ears. 1203 00:41:02,680 --> 00:41:05,020 It's like I'm trying to listen to this through a mattress. 1204 00:41:10,860 --> 00:41:13,240 Thank you very much there, Rusty Bullet Hole. 1205 00:41:13,580 --> 00:41:14,520 Look after. 1206 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,900 Your Rusty Bullet Hole and your Rusty Bullet Hole will look after you. 1207 00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:26,940 Bounty targets are up. 1208 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:27,680 Get after them. 1209 00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:30,920 Bounty targets are up. 1210 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:36,540 You got two bounty bars in the selection box underneath that Christmas tree inside that big building up there. 1211 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,480 You want to get your ass over there fast. 1212 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:41,160 Repeat. 1213 00:41:41,500 --> 00:41:44,080 We got five bounty bars. 1214 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:45,940 Two Maltesers. 1215 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:47,920 Three Milky Ways. 1216 00:41:50,820 --> 00:41:51,860 One Kit Kat. 1217 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:52,700 Repeat. 1218 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:53,680 One Kit Kat. 1219 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:53,740 One Kit Kat. 1220 00:41:53,740 --> 00:41:54,640 One Kit Kat. 1221 00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:00,340 Okay, I'm just looking for a fucking trip wire. 1222 00:42:01,820 --> 00:42:02,180 Alright. 1223 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:05,840 One of those leads that brings you up. 1224 00:42:06,520 --> 00:42:08,260 This could be an instantaneous death unit. 1225 00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:11,040 Yeah, he's right up there. 1226 00:42:11,220 --> 00:42:11,900 He's waiting for me. 1227 00:42:12,240 --> 00:42:13,320 He's basically waiting for me. 1228 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,400 This could be death straight away, but look. 1229 00:42:16,420 --> 00:42:18,500 I've not, I've been dealt a shit hand. 1230 00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:18,560 I've been dealt a shit hand. 1231 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:28,360 Get in there. 1232 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,440 I've got a shit hand. 1233 00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:30,360 He's destroyed. 1234 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,160 Hell of a job. 1235 00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,740 All bounty targets. 1236 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:34,620 Congratulations, soldier. 1237 00:42:34,980 --> 00:42:37,200 You just destroyed the bounty target. 1238 00:42:37,540 --> 00:42:38,520 First of the season. 1239 00:42:38,720 --> 00:42:39,740 Goodwill to all men. 1240 00:42:40,020 --> 00:42:43,000 Make sure you get your next bounty. 1241 00:42:43,340 --> 00:42:46,120 You got that loadout. 1242 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,660 It's going there fast. 1243 00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:50,920 Make sure you get a hold of that loadout fast, son. 1244 00:42:51,020 --> 00:42:51,280 You hear? 1245 00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,200 Watch your ass down there. 1246 00:42:54,660 --> 00:42:55,760 Marking a new safe zone. 1247 00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:57,120 You got gas. 1248 00:42:57,460 --> 00:42:58,160 IBS. 1249 00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:00,780 Make sure you go to your local GP. 1250 00:43:02,400 --> 00:43:03,040 Repeat. 1251 00:43:03,300 --> 00:43:04,200 GP down. 1252 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:06,100 GP tips. 1253 00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:08,820 The tea manufacturers. 1254 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:09,800 Those monkeys. 1255 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:14,100 Repeat. 1256 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:17,220 We got a PG tip coming in fast and furious. 1257 00:43:18,280 --> 00:43:19,620 Classic tea bags. 1258 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:21,280 Classic advertisements. 1259 00:43:23,420 --> 00:43:24,600 Death from above. 1260 00:43:24,740 --> 00:43:25,300 Over and out. 1261 00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:33,140 Oh. 1262 00:43:36,020 --> 00:43:36,720 One, two. 1263 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:37,200 One, two. 1264 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,360 Hello. 1265 00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:38,920 Five. 1266 00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,640 What? 1267 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,100 I did it. 1268 00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,120 Ah! 1269 00:43:49,780 --> 00:43:51,400 I was fucking around with my head. 1270 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:54,580 Gas is closing in. 1271 00:43:57,700 --> 00:43:58,880 I was pissed. 1272 00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:01,960 I had... 1273 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,560 I turned the voice... 1274 00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:05,460 My voice on so I could talk to your man. 1275 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:06,860 Because I could see someone in the vicinity. 1276 00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:11,460 Where is the fucking headset microphone? 1277 00:44:11,460 --> 00:44:11,920 Here we go. 1278 00:44:11,920 --> 00:44:14,120 I was trying to... 1279 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,920 I was trying to get the microphone out so I could shit talk. 1280 00:44:17,300 --> 00:44:18,660 How are you getting on there? 1281 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:21,240 Jeku... Jeremiah Montes. 1282 00:44:21,340 --> 00:44:21,880 Can you hear me? 1283 00:44:24,160 --> 00:44:25,420 No microphone, huh? 1284 00:44:26,240 --> 00:44:27,420 Don't worry about it. 1285 00:44:27,520 --> 00:44:28,820 Doesn't matter to you anymore. 1286 00:44:29,380 --> 00:44:30,300 Not where you're going. 1287 00:44:32,540 --> 00:44:34,280 Not where you're going, Jeremiah. 1288 00:44:40,220 --> 00:44:42,080 Smemily, thank you very much for the tip. 1289 00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,620 Kenny Cunningham, thank you very much for the tip there. 1290 00:44:46,260 --> 00:44:48,520 And Nans, thank you very much, Nans. 1291 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:52,940 Uh, right, right, let's have a look. 1292 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:57,280 Uh, might go over here. 1293 00:44:57,380 --> 00:44:59,260 Nobody's gone to the stronghold over here. 1294 00:44:59,340 --> 00:45:00,520 We'll get some... 1295 00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:02,660 Real nice guns. 1296 00:45:06,700 --> 00:45:09,520 That was a real shame and a pisser because... 1297 00:45:10,600 --> 00:45:12,520 I could have cleaned up... 1298 00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:13,280 Big time. 1299 00:45:13,620 --> 00:45:14,340 Those two guys. 1300 00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:23,760 Cruel and unusual war zoning. 1301 00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:23,960 ... 1302 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:40,260 It would be a real pisser now if there's somebody over here. 1303 00:45:40,260 --> 00:45:41,160 ... 1304 00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:51,140 can move nice and fast with these akimbo 1305 00:45:51,140 --> 00:45:52,960 Lara Croft style 1306 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:58,040 accident accidentally press the smoke bomb button there 1307 00:45:58,040 --> 00:45:59,180 don't know what that means 1308 00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:00,760 something in Russian on the wall 1309 00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:06,760 and here we go Larry the fucking loadout 1310 00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:07,640 we're back again 1311 00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:11,640 yeah I have the microphone muted at all times 1312 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:14,100 because I don't want people to know that I'm in the vicinity 1313 00:46:14,100 --> 00:46:16,700 I turn this on then 1314 00:46:16,700 --> 00:46:18,740 you can hear it but I can still hear them 1315 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:38,200 lovely bit of fucking drop D 1316 00:46:42,200 --> 00:46:43,200 power records 1317 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:46,800 fire sale active, fire station prices have been reduced 1318 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,200 yeah, fire station prices have been reduced 1319 00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,740 we got a fire sale down there 1320 00:46:54,740 --> 00:46:56,800 what's the story with this here? 1321 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,560 Get these. Pick up the f- 1322 00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:01,460 Alright. Yeah, I getcha. 1323 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:09,180 Jonathan Gore, how are ya? 1324 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:18,020 Tell ya, you might bear witness to some violent scenes of explicit violence and gore in a moment or two. 1325 00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:20,880 And look, we've got someone in the next building. Sorry, I need to focus. Sorry about this. 1326 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,620 I've got no plates. 1327 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,440 Gas is moving. 1328 00:47:34,940 --> 00:47:38,640 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 1329 00:47:45,900 --> 00:47:53,060 Wait for this sausage to make an appearance out of here. Hopefully he comes out to say hello. It's Christmas. 1330 00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:59,760 We want to give this guy a big Christmas welcome now when he appears. Big Christmas welcome. 1331 00:48:05,140 --> 00:48:08,380 Got that 40 round mag, over pressured bullets. 1332 00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:12,780 There's a black sight over there. I'm not going there though. 1333 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:14,700 Want to just wait for this. 1334 00:48:15,700 --> 00:48:16,680 Coo-chee-coo. 1335 00:48:17,620 --> 00:48:20,660 And there we've lost our radar. This is not great. 1336 00:48:22,660 --> 00:48:23,620 And he's out. He's out. 1337 00:48:23,620 --> 00:48:23,620 He's out. 1338 00:48:34,220 --> 00:48:35,380 Thank you very much, Buck. 1339 00:48:35,940 --> 00:48:37,280 Hentai Dum Dum the Dodo. 1340 00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:38,280 Gruesome Twosome. 1341 00:48:38,720 --> 00:48:39,760 And Chalky Peanuts. 1342 00:48:39,820 --> 00:48:40,400 Thank you very much. 1343 00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:42,120 I'll catch you in a moment, lads. 1344 00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,400 I just need to make sure I'm not going to die here. 1345 00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:44,800 Because... 1346 00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,780 Miles Dyson is after you. 1347 00:48:47,940 --> 00:48:48,780 Okay, I can see you. 1348 00:48:49,520 --> 00:48:50,580 I can see you. 1349 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:03,620 This guy's got mines lifted around the place. 1350 00:49:03,620 --> 00:49:10,440 I think my audio's gone screwed again. 1351 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:11,480 Screwball Deluxe. 1352 00:49:18,260 --> 00:49:20,080 This guy is downstairs now. 1353 00:49:20,640 --> 00:49:22,340 He's in this gaff. He's downstairs. 1354 00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:32,240 Ah! 1355 00:49:34,020 --> 00:49:36,080 Sorry, I thought that was... 1356 00:49:36,080 --> 00:49:38,820 I thought that was a landmine. 1357 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,600 It's just a... 1358 00:49:41,600 --> 00:49:43,380 It's just one of those yokes. 1359 00:49:43,800 --> 00:49:44,680 It's not a landmine. 1360 00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:47,020 I don't know what it is. 1361 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:48,560 Stops you from... 1362 00:49:48,560 --> 00:49:50,100 Being able to do what you want to do. 1363 00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:51,760 Like... 1364 00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:52,840 Like a landmine, in a way. 1365 00:49:57,740 --> 00:49:59,260 So, black site or bust. 1366 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,860 I'm not too sure whether or not we should attack the black site. 1367 00:50:03,220 --> 00:50:04,620 Gas is moving in. 1368 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:05,900 New safe zone located. 1369 00:50:07,140 --> 00:50:08,040 I'm not going to bother. 1370 00:50:09,860 --> 00:50:11,860 What that would give you is a UAV... 1371 00:50:13,060 --> 00:50:15,160 That shows you exactly where everyone is on the map. 1372 00:50:15,500 --> 00:50:16,960 And where they're pointing, as well. 1373 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:25,660 What's that over there box let's get a contract that'll at least give us something 1374 00:50:25,660 --> 00:50:55,640 contract mark stairs 1375 00:50:55,640 --> 00:51:06,640 We even get there will we even get there 1376 00:51:25,620 --> 00:51:32,620 We're nearing the end here 1377 00:51:32,620 --> 00:51:45,740 We've got a little radar in our pocket 1378 00:51:45,740 --> 00:51:47,680 Pop that 1379 00:51:47,680 --> 00:51:49,840 Pop goes the weasel 1380 00:51:49,840 --> 00:51:53,840 Mini radar 1381 00:51:53,840 --> 00:51:57,300 There's nothing here we're safe or at least we think 1382 00:51:57,300 --> 00:52:08,460 Right up to the top there and we hopefully we'll be able to get a shot on to the contract but I doubt he's stupid enough to be above ground 1383 00:52:08,460 --> 00:52:22,320 Enemies dropping into the AO 1384 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:39,620 That's six body bags we need ordering there off of Teemu if you can get on to Teemu there they're doing a great price on them for the Christmas 1385 00:52:39,620 --> 00:52:44,920 Thank you very much there for the tips Jeeves settings glimmy thank you very much 1386 00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:46,080 Shave a bullock 1387 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:52,120 And this bozo is somewhere we should have actually kept our fucking radar for here because 1388 00:52:52,120 --> 00:52:54,560 He is around here 1389 00:52:54,560 --> 00:53:00,020 He could be in the building he could be climbing up to get me 1390 00:53:00,020 --> 00:53:07,020 *Bang* 1391 00:53:13,020 --> 00:53:16,020 You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated. 1392 00:53:16,020 --> 00:53:26,020 You got gas. Make sure you get down to your local pharmaceutical enthusiast and buy yourself some of those... tablets. 1393 00:53:26,020 --> 00:53:30,020 What's this? Oh no. Don't. It's glitching. 1394 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:32,020 Enemy soldier incoming. 1395 00:53:32,020 --> 00:53:37,020 *Bang* 1396 00:53:37,020 --> 00:53:39,020 *Bang* 1397 00:53:39,020 --> 00:53:41,020 *Bang* 1398 00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:43,020 *Bang* 1399 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:47,020 *Bang* 1400 00:53:47,020 --> 00:53:50,020 Will you be rewetting the box, Minister? 1401 00:53:50,020 --> 00:53:56,020 I've got a feeling one of these guys is... just here. 1402 00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:58,020 *Bang* 1403 00:53:58,020 --> 00:53:59,020 *Bang* 1404 00:53:59,020 --> 00:54:00,020 *Bang* 1405 00:54:00,020 --> 00:54:01,020 *Bang* 1406 00:54:01,020 --> 00:54:02,020 *Bang* 1407 00:54:02,020 --> 00:54:03,020 *Bang* 1408 00:54:03,020 --> 00:54:04,020 *Bang* 1409 00:54:04,020 --> 00:54:05,020 *Bang* 1410 00:54:05,020 --> 00:54:06,020 *Bang* 1411 00:54:06,020 --> 00:54:07,840 play games down on the ground floor. 1412 00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,580 Let's just chill out here for fuck's sake. 1413 00:54:20,660 --> 00:54:23,040 Look, let's just take it easy up here, yeah? 1414 00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,160 Ah, bounty target's gone dark. 1415 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:26,240 We lost the contract. 1416 00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,740 Rory Duggan, thank you very much. 1417 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:42,260 This creep is around here somewhere. 1418 00:54:44,060 --> 00:54:45,240 I heard a footstep. 1419 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:53,240 What? 1420 00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,240 What? 1421 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,840 And now it's crashed. 1422 00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:15,760 But I mean, look, you could tell, you could see 1423 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:18,880 how amazing that gameplay was. 1424 00:55:19,420 --> 00:55:22,420 Six body bags on offer from fucking Teemu. 1425 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:57,420 Shaggo hard. 1426 00:55:57,420 --> 00:56:02,840 Let's go for one more, yeah? 1427 00:56:04,780 --> 00:56:05,820 Ping went through the roof. 1428 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:09,360 Jeff Bezos and the lads trying to stop me from getting a victory royale. 1429 00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:10,580 Thank you very much for the tip. 1430 00:56:10,660 --> 00:56:14,200 I can just actually catch up with a few of the kind, hearted, and generous messages you've 1431 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:14,680 sent me there. 1432 00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,600 This is an unbeatable pace. 1433 00:56:20,100 --> 00:56:24,040 I wonder if they log me out of the game because there's a playlist update available. 1434 00:56:24,040 --> 00:56:25,000 Is that what this is? 1435 00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:35,160 This is an unbeatable pace, says Steve Jennings. 1436 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,480 And that loadout is the meta buster. 1437 00:56:39,340 --> 00:56:40,500 We've seen it here first. 1438 00:56:41,020 --> 00:56:41,380 GG. 1439 00:56:42,180 --> 00:56:47,320 By the way, Far Cry 5 is worth a go and would vibe with the stream. 1440 00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:52,020 Interesting, interesting, interesting developments. 1441 00:56:52,220 --> 00:56:54,900 Rejoining game mismatch playlist. 1442 00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:56,900 Unable to rejoin game. 1443 00:56:59,140 --> 00:57:01,900 I think you outpaced the servers, says Super 10. 1444 00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:05,040 And they thought you were a pace machine. 1445 00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:08,360 Look. 1446 00:57:09,680 --> 00:57:12,820 It's consistent with what we saw, anyway. 1447 00:57:12,980 --> 00:57:17,640 I mean, a lot of the fucking players out there probably didn't understand what they were facing. 1448 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:26,260 I dare say maybe complaints were launched towards Infinity Ward or whoever's fucking making the game. 1449 00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:33,860 Lorenzo Antonio says, Fat Cry 5 is a great game. 1450 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:35,220 Haven't heard of it. 1451 00:57:35,220 --> 00:57:38,400 It sounds like Far Cry. 1452 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:45,940 You're steaming on the Twitch to Francis, asks C-Mac. 1453 00:57:46,060 --> 00:57:47,900 Well, I'm not steaming just yet. 1454 00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:49,480 Haven't even hit any alcohol. 1455 00:57:50,580 --> 00:57:55,160 But if I was steaming, it would only be on YouTube at the moment. 1456 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:06,560 And treat yourself to a nice cheese coleslaw sandwich, says McGough, to make up for it. 1457 00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:07,060 Look, Francis. 1458 00:58:07,180 --> 00:58:09,400 Well, I mean, look, we're in the lobby already. 1459 00:58:09,500 --> 00:58:13,520 I don't have time to go and fix up a cheeser. 1460 00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:21,640 Maybe in due course, but thank you very much, Booker Hentai. 1461 00:58:21,640 --> 00:58:24,160 Dum Dum the Dodo Gruesome Twosome. 1462 00:58:25,100 --> 00:58:27,320 Merry Christmas to the lads, Pat and Paul. 1463 00:58:27,960 --> 00:58:29,620 Kenny Cunningham, thank you very much. 1464 00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:30,740 Nan Rusty Bullet Hole. 1465 00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:32,300 Lord of the Ping. 1466 00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:35,520 Very, very, very kind of you. 1467 00:58:35,780 --> 00:58:48,600 I'm fine with playing this just because I know there'll be a kind of a nice come down into the exit. 1468 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:48,660 Real things. 1469 00:58:48,660 --> 00:58:49,420 Target practice. 1470 00:58:50,100 --> 00:58:51,260 Real things coming soon. 1471 00:58:52,040 --> 00:58:52,920 Real things. 1472 00:58:53,340 --> 00:58:56,300 Get down to the war zone and get your target practice in. 1473 00:58:56,460 --> 00:58:57,200 Real things coming. 1474 00:58:57,300 --> 00:58:57,880 Nice packages. 1475 00:58:58,120 --> 00:58:58,980 Like Christmas Eve. 1476 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:02,900 When I get a present, tied up in nice wrapping paper with a lovely bow. 1477 00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:05,940 Make sure you watch your ass down there. 1478 00:59:06,020 --> 00:59:09,680 Boys who've got presents, they're going to be dishing them out all over Christmas Day. 1479 00:59:10,060 --> 00:59:11,660 We don't call it Christmas around here, though. 1480 00:59:11,780 --> 00:59:12,480 It's the holidays. 1481 00:59:12,660 --> 00:59:13,400 Get that straight. 1482 00:59:13,560 --> 00:59:14,280 Get that right. 1483 00:59:14,640 --> 00:59:16,100 You're going down to the war zone. 1484 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:18,280 Make sure you brought your presents that you brought. 1485 00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:20,500 You're not going to get time to go and collect them again. 1486 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:21,540 Are they wrapped? 1487 00:59:21,880 --> 00:59:22,240 Good. 1488 00:59:22,380 --> 00:59:24,940 We want to make sure each and everyone has a nice bow. 1489 00:59:25,280 --> 00:59:26,680 Make sure you've got it attached. 1490 00:59:29,580 --> 00:59:33,060 What would you call that little thing you write on? 1491 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:34,240 A card. 1492 00:59:34,640 --> 00:59:35,960 Make sure they've got a card. 1493 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:41,060 Want names, loves, kisses, hugs, best wishes, all that shit. 1494 00:59:45,420 --> 00:59:46,640 Thank you very much, sir. 1495 00:59:46,800 --> 00:59:48,060 Come, apple green. 1496 00:59:48,520 --> 00:59:49,860 Brandon, thank you very much. 1497 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:51,600 All stations, we are green to go. 1498 00:59:51,700 --> 00:59:52,580 Stand by for deployment. 1499 00:59:53,220 --> 00:59:53,960 Stand by. 1500 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:57,080 Make sure you've got everything tied up in a nice little pouch. 1501 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,400 We call it a Christmas pouch. 1502 00:59:58,540 --> 01:00:00,380 We're airborne at three. 1503 01:00:01,680 --> 01:00:02,820 There we are. 1504 01:00:02,900 --> 01:00:04,160 There we are. 1505 01:00:04,220 --> 01:00:05,360 The green light. 1506 01:00:05,620 --> 01:00:07,200 We're deploying you to the front lines. 1507 01:00:07,620 --> 01:00:08,200 You're up. 1508 01:00:08,460 --> 01:00:09,200 Grab your chutes. 1509 01:00:10,240 --> 01:00:11,840 Enemy activity will be high. 1510 01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:13,920 Expect contact early and often. 1511 01:00:13,920 --> 01:00:17,640 There you are. 1512 01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:19,800 Just in time for the Christmas season. 1513 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:20,920 Holiday time. 1514 01:00:21,180 --> 01:00:22,060 You know what that means? 1515 01:00:22,260 --> 01:00:23,440 You're going to the war zone. 1516 01:00:23,940 --> 01:00:25,420 It sure is nasty down there. 1517 01:00:25,660 --> 01:00:27,600 Body bags aplenty. 1518 01:00:32,720 --> 01:00:34,460 Gas is approaching on your position. 1519 01:00:34,660 --> 01:00:35,520 Move to the safe zone. 1520 01:00:37,340 --> 01:00:38,760 Cash, drop a mirror out. 1521 01:00:39,660 --> 01:00:42,680 Cash rules everything around me. 1522 01:00:42,940 --> 01:00:44,000 Cream, get the money. 1523 01:00:44,360 --> 01:00:46,260 Freddy, Freddy Durst, y'all. 1524 01:00:47,020 --> 01:00:49,500 Arian, Arian Robin Pace. 1525 01:00:49,580 --> 01:00:50,780 Thank you very much. 1526 01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,040 Very kind of you. 1527 01:00:52,680 --> 01:00:56,540 I thought at the time when I started talking like this that it was like Fontaine. 1528 01:00:56,940 --> 01:00:57,900 Turns out it's not. 1529 01:00:57,960 --> 01:01:02,540 It's more of a southern kind of, you got a Texan kind of bro. 1530 01:01:02,540 --> 01:01:05,160 Texan drawl going on down there. 1531 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,840 Make sure to wash your ass down that war zone. 1532 01:01:10,060 --> 01:01:11,980 But remember, no Russian. 1533 01:01:12,240 --> 01:01:13,460 We don't like that language. 1534 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,440 Spurge, thank you very much. 1535 01:01:24,060 --> 01:01:24,500 Spurge. 1536 01:01:25,860 --> 01:01:27,940 This isn't a great place to land. 1537 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:28,940 I've just realized. 1538 01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:30,240 But there's a fella down there. 1539 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,460 It all changes when you see a fella down there. 1540 01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:36,660 You got gas moving in. 1541 01:01:36,660 --> 01:01:40,520 Make sure that you're well stocked up with the correct medication. 1542 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:41,000 You hear? 1543 01:01:47,300 --> 01:01:50,280 First things first, you want to give him a bit of stickball. 1544 01:01:56,940 --> 01:01:58,240 Watch your ass. 1545 01:01:58,260 --> 01:01:59,500 He's inside that unit. 1546 01:02:10,240 --> 01:02:11,700 Lovely bit of filth there. 1547 01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:13,000 Is it too loud? 1548 01:02:13,180 --> 01:02:14,360 Thank you very much, Big Hoss. 1549 01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:16,440 Is the gameplay, is the shooting too loud? 1550 01:02:16,720 --> 01:02:17,520 Please tell me there. 1551 01:02:19,020 --> 01:02:21,620 There's still a fucking man over in that house there. 1552 01:02:22,220 --> 01:02:24,540 He's waiting for me to make a move. 1553 01:02:26,680 --> 01:02:27,700 Of that, I'm sure. 1554 01:02:29,300 --> 01:02:30,260 It's not loud enough. 1555 01:02:30,340 --> 01:02:30,720 Great stuff. 1556 01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:36,580 Well, I can safely say we haven't had the audio fuck-up issue just yet. 1557 01:02:37,080 --> 01:02:38,080 We had in the last game. 1558 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:39,880 Not that it did me any harm. 1559 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,400 Anyway, six body bags on special offer from fucking Timu Pookie's outfit. 1560 01:02:44,400 --> 01:02:46,160 Known as Timu the website. 1561 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:53,620 Okay, footsteps abound down here. 1562 01:02:53,800 --> 01:02:55,400 I have no granatas. 1563 01:02:56,420 --> 01:03:03,380 He's in that little fucking... 1564 01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:10,260 I'm trying to wipe him out with Fennec. 1565 01:03:10,260 --> 01:03:10,320 I'm trying to wipe him out with Fennec. 1566 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:32,380 Someone's trying to Timu... Timu Pookie me from the other side of the region map. 1567 01:03:33,200 --> 01:03:34,800 Good job, he's region locked. 1568 01:03:37,220 --> 01:03:41,200 I'm gonna make sure this cunt's region locked to fucking NTSC. 1569 01:03:41,540 --> 01:03:44,560 No way am I gonna let him be my pal. 1570 01:03:48,160 --> 01:03:59,740 Oh, this other lad is back again in his car. 1571 01:04:00,120 --> 01:04:03,720 Oh, this other lad is back again in his car. 1572 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:07,680 I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car. 1573 01:04:07,680 --> 01:04:09,680 I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car. 1574 01:04:09,680 --> 01:04:11,680 I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car. 1575 01:04:11,680 --> 01:04:13,680 I'm gonna make sure this is back again in his car. 1576 01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:14,300 Fuck. 1577 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:18,640 There's another guy... 1578 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:19,640 There's another guy... 1579 01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:22,800 There's another bit of cheeky business happening around here. 1580 01:04:22,880 --> 01:04:23,960 We need to get out of here. 1581 01:04:31,640 --> 01:04:34,100 Wait for this lad to come out of his little shell hole. 1582 01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:43,320 You gotta load out. 1583 01:04:43,320 --> 01:04:45,220 You gotta make sure you get that load out. 1584 01:04:45,940 --> 01:04:46,500 Fast. 1585 01:04:46,700 --> 01:04:47,040 You hear? 1586 01:04:47,840 --> 01:04:48,160 Okay. 1587 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:51,060 There's a guy right over at the load out zone. 1588 01:04:57,720 --> 01:04:58,240 Yes, he. 1589 01:04:58,240 --> 01:05:03,380 Uh oh. 1590 01:05:03,740 --> 01:05:04,560 He's coming back. 1591 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:05,560 He wants blood. 1592 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:06,300 He's ready. 1593 01:05:06,620 --> 01:05:07,720 He's ready for blood. 1594 01:05:10,080 --> 01:05:11,120 Shouldn't have bothered. 1595 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:18,620 Shmappy. 1596 01:05:20,100 --> 01:05:20,580 Shmappy. 1597 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,320 Shmishmash. 1598 01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,080 Thank you very much. 1599 01:05:22,180 --> 01:05:23,480 And Ali McDonald says, 1600 01:05:23,800 --> 01:05:26,200 This dog needs his arse wiped. 1601 01:05:26,200 --> 01:05:33,080 Will you be rewetting the bar, Minister? 1602 01:05:33,080 --> 01:05:34,720 We're packing a 945. 1603 01:05:35,800 --> 01:05:37,300 Ruthless Slayer is up against him. 1604 01:05:37,300 --> 01:05:39,180 I don't have the mic open to shit talk, though. 1605 01:05:41,100 --> 01:05:42,480 How does he get me that fast? 1606 01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,040 That's not right. 1607 01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:45,440 Fuck you. 1608 01:05:46,280 --> 01:05:47,400 Well, that's that, you know. 1609 01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,360 Fight's over, soldier. 1610 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:50,140 Return to base. 1611 01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:53,400 Looks like your time to war zone's over, soldier. 1612 01:05:54,080 --> 01:05:54,940 But we'll get him back. 1613 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,760 We're gonna get him next time. 1614 01:05:56,920 --> 01:05:58,580 Those guys, they don't be day. 1615 01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:01,340 That's why we know we're gonna come back. 1616 01:06:01,400 --> 01:06:02,280 You play 69. 1617 01:06:03,100 --> 01:06:05,020 That's a very funny number. 1618 01:06:05,820 --> 01:06:08,180 We used to laugh at that number back in the day. 1619 01:06:08,180 --> 01:06:19,360 Leave that match alone. 1620 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:23,920 And now we will just decrease and decompress 1621 01:06:23,920 --> 01:06:27,220 and move towards the exit. 1622 01:06:30,060 --> 01:06:31,080 Shave a bullock. 1623 01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:38,900 Can my pal Jimmy Blood get a get well soon? 1624 01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:39,700 Shout out, please. 1625 01:06:39,820 --> 01:06:40,980 He has the double squits. 1626 01:06:42,160 --> 01:06:44,520 Well, how are you getting on there, Jimmy Blood? 1627 01:06:44,660 --> 01:06:47,680 Hopefully you are fine and dandy. 1628 01:06:47,800 --> 01:06:48,640 Obviously you're not. 1629 01:06:48,720 --> 01:06:49,900 Your friend says you're not. 1630 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:53,620 And hopefully you get better just in time 1631 01:06:53,620 --> 01:06:56,140 for the big day itself. 1632 01:06:56,460 --> 01:06:57,400 Christmas Day. 1633 01:06:57,740 --> 01:06:58,660 Christ's Mass. 1634 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,100 The day when they say mass 1635 01:07:01,100 --> 01:07:03,780 in memory of Christ. 1636 01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:07,540 And look at all these beautiful, beautiful 1637 01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:10,960 situations we've been bestowed upon ourselves here. 1638 01:07:11,140 --> 01:07:13,420 It's a lovely thing to see. 1639 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:14,320 It's like Christmas Day. 1640 01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:17,780 And there we have a sleigh ride resurgence going on. 1641 01:07:18,120 --> 01:07:19,500 We're not gonna get involved with that. 1642 01:07:20,340 --> 01:07:22,700 I'm quite intrigued as to what the 1643 01:07:22,700 --> 01:07:26,000 Japanese subway puzzle game 1644 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:27,600 will hold for me. 1645 01:07:27,640 --> 01:07:29,200 There were a few jump scares in it. 1646 01:07:29,520 --> 01:07:31,260 Which is why I decided not to play anymore 1647 01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:32,340 and save it for the stream. 1648 01:07:32,480 --> 01:07:34,100 Because it could be interesting. 1649 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:35,940 Hopefully it's not shit. 1650 01:07:36,880 --> 01:07:37,360 Let me just 1651 01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:39,920 quickly have a look here 1652 01:07:39,920 --> 01:07:41,140 and get it going. 1653 01:07:41,360 --> 01:07:42,160 I'll just 1654 01:07:42,160 --> 01:07:43,220 put this 1655 01:07:43,220 --> 01:07:45,260 screen... 1656 01:07:45,820 --> 01:07:47,000 Let me have a look. 1657 01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:49,140 Look at this. 1658 01:07:49,140 --> 01:08:19,120 Let's go. 1659 01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:33,120 Change that to that. 1660 01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:36,120 That on there. 1661 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:42,120 That's not what we want. 1662 01:08:42,120 --> 01:09:06,580 Bear with me here now folks, till I get this up and running. 1663 01:09:06,580 --> 01:09:10,740 Thank you very much, shmappy, shmishmash, Ali, I got you, I got you. 1664 01:09:10,740 --> 01:09:17,740 Thank you very much. 1665 01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:24,120 COVID-19. And Rickards, thank you very much. Francis, can you give some words of support 1666 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:29,320 to my friend Narnold? He's going through a bit of a rough patch. He's got a bad case of 1667 01:09:29,320 --> 01:09:37,700 the squirts. Thanks very much. Well look, if you just watched that there, Narnold, then I'm 1668 01:09:37,700 --> 01:09:43,020 sure it will leave you feeling a lot more refreshed and with a lot more of a positive outlook on 1669 01:09:43,020 --> 01:09:53,220 life as well. I, against all the odds, against a high ping and bad audio issues and a non-meta-stasized 1670 01:09:53,220 --> 01:09:59,700 loadout, I managed to make it down to the final few with, and it looked like it was, it was so 1671 01:09:59,700 --> 01:10:05,520 hot that they had to close the game down. So I mean, if I can achieve that, anyone can achieve 1672 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:13,080 that. Although maybe not. It has to be said, maybe you won't be able to achieve that. If I put the exit 1673 01:10:13,080 --> 01:10:25,280 exit 8, I'll run that as administrator. Then I go into the OBS unit. Then select on the OBS game capture. 1674 01:10:25,280 --> 01:10:54,080 Okay, bear with me. I'll just, I'll try and, I'll have to stop the fucking stream thing. The stream will keep going, but I have to stop the software and restart it again. But the stream should keep going. Hopefully it won't fucking cut out altogether. 1675 01:10:54,080 --> 01:11:04,500 Moondust is still a problem. 1676 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:34,480 Moondust. 1677 01:11:34,480 --> 01:11:38,760 Moondust is still a problem. 1678 01:11:38,760 --> 01:11:40,920 Moondust. 1679 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:43,780 Moondust. 1680 01:11:43,780 --> 01:11:46,640 Moondust. 1681 01:11:46,640 --> 01:11:49,480 Moondust. 1682 01:11:49,480 --> 01:12:19,460 Thank you. 1683 01:12:19,460 --> 01:12:39,960 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 1684 01:12:39,960 --> 01:13:08,520 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. 1685 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:14,240 Moon dust. Moon dust. 1686 01:13:14,240 --> 01:13:44,220 Thank you. 1687 01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:54,020 Moon dust is still a problem. 1688 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:56,160 Moon dust. 1689 01:13:56,160 --> 01:14:01,880 Moon dust. 1690 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:04,740 Moon dust. 1691 01:14:04,740 --> 01:14:14,160 Moon dust. 1692 01:14:14,160 --> 01:14:17,020 Moon dust. 1693 01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:19,020 Moon dust. 1694 01:14:19,020 --> 01:14:24,020 Moon dust. 1695 01:14:24,020 --> 01:14:30,220 Okay, now my fucking face is not even visible on the screen. 1696 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:33,580 Moon dust. 1697 01:14:33,580 --> 01:14:35,580 That should be visible enough now. 1698 01:14:36,160 --> 01:14:36,820 Too visible. 1699 01:14:50,300 --> 01:14:52,820 Something or other about the game. 1700 01:14:52,940 --> 01:14:59,820 I think you have to have the fucking stream yoke started in administrator mode and it wasn't 1701 01:14:59,820 --> 01:15:01,100 some boring shite like that. 1702 01:15:01,760 --> 01:15:02,040 Now. 1703 01:15:02,040 --> 01:15:02,140 Now. 1704 01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:15,860 Now we need the game audio. 1705 01:15:25,340 --> 01:15:27,740 The game audio will be. 1706 01:15:32,060 --> 01:15:32,860 Right here. 1707 01:15:37,980 --> 01:15:39,160 Right, so this is it. 1708 01:15:39,940 --> 01:15:41,180 I don't know what to expect. 1709 01:15:41,560 --> 01:15:43,160 But I got a fright when I was playing it. 1710 01:15:46,140 --> 01:15:48,400 Cold John, thank you very much for the tip there. 1711 01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:53,640 I missed your tip when I was trying to sort out this absolutely atrocious technical setup. 1712 01:15:57,220 --> 01:16:02,220 You just start off in this tunnel here and this man keeps on walking towards you. 1713 01:16:09,660 --> 01:16:10,060 Oh. 1714 01:16:12,620 --> 01:16:13,780 Sensual piece of pudding. 1715 01:16:13,900 --> 01:16:14,920 Thank you very much there. 1716 01:16:15,140 --> 01:16:15,920 And Cold John, thank you. 1717 01:16:15,960 --> 01:16:19,820 Am I right in saying Father Fennec will be saying midnight mass up the town this year? 1718 01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,180 I'll be in the pews. 1719 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,480 Pure steaming after a few creamies. 1720 01:16:23,540 --> 01:16:27,640 Creamies down the local and seeing Sally O'Brien and the way she might look. 1721 01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:32,040 It's an interesting visual you paint there with your words. 1722 01:16:32,680 --> 01:16:36,220 Canvas is the text box in the allocated tip thing. 1723 01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:39,920 And the paint is your lexicon. 1724 01:16:40,700 --> 01:16:43,980 And the final painting itself is what I've just read there. 1725 01:16:44,440 --> 01:16:47,520 And I can say yes, Father Fennec will be saying last rites. 1726 01:16:47,520 --> 01:16:56,000 Thank you very much, Andy the Fork. 1727 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:05,720 Says keep left. 1728 01:17:05,980 --> 01:17:08,520 But you go around the corner and then you're in... 1729 01:17:09,320 --> 01:17:11,520 You're in the same... 1730 01:17:12,960 --> 01:17:14,420 place that you started off as. 1731 01:17:14,780 --> 01:17:15,680 So this is where we start. 1732 01:17:15,780 --> 01:17:17,700 And then this fella comes wrong with a briefcase. 1733 01:17:25,640 --> 01:17:26,520 It's open. 1734 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:29,940 I don't know what these posters, whether or not you're meant to read or anything. 1735 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:32,320 I did this where I stood in front of him. 1736 01:17:32,740 --> 01:17:35,700 And just, I don't let him go by and he keeps trying to walk like that. 1737 01:17:36,420 --> 01:17:39,860 I wonder if you make him move to a different kind of side... 1738 01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:45,300 Does that have any effect on it at all? 1739 01:17:45,380 --> 01:17:47,040 Baby Joe, thank you very much there. 1740 01:17:48,640 --> 01:17:50,140 Can you send a word of encouragement? 1741 01:17:50,140 --> 01:17:51,220 Wife, big fans. 1742 01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:52,020 Yes. 1743 01:17:52,420 --> 01:17:54,540 Feeling crap with morning sickness. 1744 01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,640 Yeah, look, I know all about it. 1745 01:17:56,800 --> 01:17:57,480 Morning sickness. 1746 01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:00,500 A few late nights there the last week. 1747 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:02,660 Fucking not great. 1748 01:18:03,340 --> 01:18:04,140 The day after. 1749 01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:04,500 Ha! 1750 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:06,060 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1751 01:18:06,460 --> 01:18:07,440 No, obviously I... 1752 01:18:08,440 --> 01:18:12,980 I understand you mean it's probably the baby involved in the situation there. 1753 01:18:13,060 --> 01:18:15,060 It's nothing drink related, thank God. 1754 01:18:15,180 --> 01:18:17,640 But, uh, yeah, look, definitely don't drink anyways. 1755 01:18:18,940 --> 01:18:20,240 Definitely don't drink anyways. 1756 01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:27,560 Book. 1757 01:18:28,100 --> 01:18:28,540 Dancer. 1758 01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,320 Thank you very much. 1759 01:18:29,380 --> 01:18:30,200 So we've... 1760 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:31,700 You can see where we're going with this. 1761 01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:34,540 We go around two or three corners and we come back to the... 1762 01:18:34,540 --> 01:18:35,980 A repeat scenario. 1763 01:18:36,220 --> 01:18:39,220 So the idea really is to probably fucking... 1764 01:18:40,060 --> 01:18:43,220 Not do the same thing over and over again. 1765 01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:45,220 But I'm quite interested in... 1766 01:18:45,900 --> 01:18:47,480 Where this guy is gonna go. 1767 01:18:54,140 --> 01:18:55,320 Wonder if you go around there. 1768 01:18:55,740 --> 01:18:56,360 Can you get to him? 1769 01:18:56,400 --> 01:18:56,880 Yeah, you can. 1770 01:19:03,800 --> 01:19:05,280 Does he come out of there then? 1771 01:19:06,060 --> 01:19:06,680 Is it... 1772 01:19:06,680 --> 01:19:16,320 And now he's stopped. 1773 01:19:16,440 --> 01:19:17,680 Now this kind of is... 1774 01:19:18,300 --> 01:19:18,680 A bit... 1775 01:19:19,800 --> 01:19:20,700 Weird now. 1776 01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,600 So we've followed him around. 1777 01:19:22,720 --> 01:19:24,080 We can see what's going on. 1778 01:19:24,080 --> 01:19:54,060 Thank you. 1779 01:19:54,060 --> 01:20:24,040 Thank you. 1780 01:20:24,040 --> 01:20:32,760 And there we go. 1781 01:20:32,760 --> 01:20:41,480 Thank you. 1782 01:20:41,480 --> 01:20:50,200 Thank you. 1783 01:20:50,200 --> 01:20:58,920 Thank you. 1784 01:20:58,920 --> 01:21:07,640 Thank you. 1785 01:21:07,640 --> 01:21:19,860 Alright, so leave him there, he's looking at the phone. 1786 01:21:19,860 --> 01:21:24,860 He's not gonna come down here again if he's already around the corner. 1787 01:21:24,860 --> 01:21:51,800 And there he is again. I don't know how I got to... Thomas Swift, thank you very much for your tip there. I think I should make him walk over on the left again. That might have some effect. 1788 01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:58,800 Do that. 1789 01:21:58,800 --> 01:22:16,800 Maybe I go backwards when he looks at the phone, maybe I just go backwards then. 1790 01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:23,800 Alright, look. Don't overlook any anomalies. If you find anomalies, turn around immediately. If you don't find anomalies, do not turn back. 1791 01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:38,800 Alright, look. Don't overlook any anomalies. If you find anomalies, turn around immediately. If you don't find anomalies, do not turn back. 1792 01:22:38,800 --> 01:22:45,800 So that's an anomaly that he's stopped, is it? So turn around. 1793 01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:47,240 So turn around. 1794 01:22:52,360 --> 01:22:53,340 What? 1795 01:22:53,340 --> 01:23:23,320 What? 1796 01:23:23,320 --> 01:23:30,200 Anomaly would be the thing that sticks out. 1797 01:23:30,360 --> 01:23:31,780 Well, it does. Does it stick out? 1798 01:23:31,920 --> 01:23:33,440 Or does it not stick out that he's just 1799 01:23:33,440 --> 01:23:35,280 standing there looking at the phone? 1800 01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,500 Oh, and that's weird enough now. 1801 01:23:38,540 --> 01:23:39,320 The little glance. 1802 01:23:40,240 --> 01:23:42,140 Something's going on there with the little glance 1803 01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:43,320 I'm not too fond of. 1804 01:23:43,320 --> 01:24:07,320 Whoa! 1805 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:07,920 Whoa! 1806 01:24:29,100 --> 01:24:29,820 Do you know? 1807 01:24:30,340 --> 01:24:32,020 That didn't happen to me the last time. 1808 01:24:32,120 --> 01:24:33,900 It was a two-man group scenario. 1809 01:24:34,860 --> 01:24:36,300 Not a river of blood. 1810 01:24:36,300 --> 01:25:06,280 Not a river of blood. 1811 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:09,280 I looked at him and then I went back. 1812 01:25:12,260 --> 01:25:14,280 Watch him stop and then... 1813 01:25:15,280 --> 01:25:30,900 Anomaly. Thank you very, very much there. 1814 01:25:31,080 --> 01:25:34,080 I'm hoping that there's a lot of text in that... 1815 01:25:34,080 --> 01:25:36,080 Chat, I'm hoping... 1816 01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,680 I want to try and do this without any help just yet. 1817 01:25:40,080 --> 01:25:42,660 Although, if it's still like this in five minutes, 1818 01:25:42,920 --> 01:25:45,820 I'm going to look at the help text. 1819 01:25:48,080 --> 01:25:51,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1820 01:25:51,080 --> 01:25:55,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1821 01:25:55,080 --> 01:26:02,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1822 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:04,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1823 01:26:04,080 --> 01:26:11,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1824 01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:13,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1825 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:15,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1826 01:26:15,080 --> 01:26:17,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1827 01:26:17,080 --> 01:26:20,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1828 01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:21,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1829 01:26:21,080 --> 01:26:22,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1830 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1831 01:26:23,080 --> 01:26:24,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1832 01:26:24,080 --> 01:26:25,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1833 01:26:25,080 --> 01:26:26,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1834 01:26:26,080 --> 01:26:27,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1835 01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:28,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1836 01:26:28,080 --> 01:26:29,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1837 01:26:29,080 --> 01:26:30,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1838 01:26:30,080 --> 01:26:31,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1839 01:26:31,080 --> 01:26:32,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1840 01:26:32,080 --> 01:26:33,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1841 01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:34,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1842 01:26:34,080 --> 01:26:35,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1843 01:26:35,080 --> 01:26:36,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1844 01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:37,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1845 01:26:37,080 --> 01:26:38,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1846 01:26:38,080 --> 01:26:39,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1847 01:26:39,080 --> 01:26:40,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1848 01:26:40,080 --> 01:26:41,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1849 01:26:41,080 --> 01:26:42,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1850 01:26:42,080 --> 01:26:43,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1851 01:26:43,080 --> 01:26:44,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1852 01:26:44,080 --> 01:26:45,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1853 01:26:45,080 --> 01:26:46,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1854 01:26:46,080 --> 01:26:47,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1855 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:48,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1856 01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:49,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1857 01:26:49,080 --> 01:26:50,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1858 01:26:50,080 --> 01:27:08,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1859 01:27:08,080 --> 01:27:10,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1860 01:27:10,080 --> 01:27:13,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1861 01:27:13,080 --> 01:27:15,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1862 01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1863 01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:24,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1864 01:27:24,080 --> 01:27:26,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1865 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:27,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1866 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1867 01:27:28,080 --> 01:27:29,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1868 01:27:29,080 --> 01:27:30,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1869 01:27:30,080 --> 01:27:31,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1870 01:27:31,080 --> 01:27:32,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1871 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:33,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1872 01:27:33,080 --> 01:27:34,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1873 01:27:34,080 --> 01:27:36,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1874 01:27:36,080 --> 01:27:37,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1875 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:38,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1876 01:27:38,080 --> 01:27:39,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1877 01:27:39,080 --> 01:27:40,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1878 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1879 01:27:41,080 --> 01:27:42,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1880 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1881 01:27:43,080 --> 01:27:44,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1882 01:27:44,080 --> 01:27:45,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1883 01:27:45,080 --> 01:27:46,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1884 01:27:46,080 --> 01:27:47,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1885 01:27:47,080 --> 01:27:48,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1886 01:27:48,080 --> 01:27:49,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1887 01:27:49,080 --> 01:27:50,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1888 01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:51,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1889 01:27:51,080 --> 01:27:52,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1890 01:27:52,080 --> 01:27:53,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1891 01:27:53,080 --> 01:27:54,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1892 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:55,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 1893 01:27:55,080 --> 01:27:56,080 "Covid-19!" 1894 01:27:56,080 --> 01:27:57,080 "Variant of concern." 1895 01:27:57,080 --> 01:27:58,080 "Thank you very much, Paul Mischel." 1896 01:27:58,080 --> 01:27:59,080 "Covid-19!" 1897 01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:00,080 "Variant of concern." 1898 01:28:00,080 --> 01:28:02,080 "Thank you very much, Paul Mischel." 1899 01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:03,080 "Variant of concern." 1900 01:28:03,080 --> 01:28:04,080 "Thank you very much, Paul Mischel." 1901 01:28:04,080 --> 01:28:09,080 "Thank you very much, Paul Mischel." 1902 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:31,080 "It says 'Keep playing'" 1903 01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:32,080 "It says 'Keep left'" 1904 01:28:32,080 --> 01:28:33,080 "I haven't been keeping left." 1905 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,080 "It says 'Keep left'" 1906 01:28:34,080 --> 01:28:35,080 "I haven't been keeping left." 1907 01:28:35,080 --> 01:29:02,080 *sad music* 1908 01:29:02,080 --> 01:29:03,080 Fuck's sake! 1909 01:29:03,080 --> 01:29:14,080 *sad music* 1910 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:15,080 And again! 1911 01:29:15,080 --> 01:29:19,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas! 1912 01:29:19,080 --> 01:29:22,080 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas! 1913 01:29:22,080 --> 01:29:25,080 Grandmaster Thomas, thank you very much. 1914 01:29:25,080 --> 01:29:37,080 *sad music* 1915 01:29:37,080 --> 01:29:41,080 Now look, this has changed. Exit 1. That's changed to 1. 1916 01:29:41,080 --> 01:29:55,080 *sad music* 1917 01:29:55,080 --> 01:30:09,080 *sad music* 1918 01:30:09,080 --> 01:30:11,080 For fuck's sake! 1919 01:30:11,080 --> 01:30:29,080 *sad music* 1920 01:30:29,080 --> 01:30:33,080 *sad music* 1921 01:30:33,080 --> 01:30:37,080 I went through a passageway and all the posters were just like that. 1922 01:30:37,080 --> 01:30:39,080 Maybe it's a case of just running around again- 1923 01:30:39,080 --> 01:30:40,080 *sad music* 1924 01:30:40,080 --> 01:30:42,080 But the last time I played it- 1925 01:30:42,080 --> 01:30:44,080 *sad music* 1926 01:30:44,080 --> 01:30:45,080 *sad music* 1927 01:30:45,080 --> 01:30:52,080 There were two Japanese fellas walking past me and then kinda like the ring or one of those shock- 1928 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:53,080 *sad music* 1929 01:30:53,080 --> 01:30:55,080 It was like a shock moment that just appeared in front of my eyes. 1930 01:30:55,080 --> 01:31:02,080 eyes. Fave Dolly, thank you very much for the tip there, I hope you're getting on well. 1931 01:31:02,080 --> 01:31:25,060 So this is, now it says one. So now, now we go this way. Fuckin' hell. Now it says two. 1932 01:31:25,060 --> 01:31:55,040 So now, now we go. 1933 01:31:55,040 --> 01:32:02,040 Does this have any bearing on the proceedings if I just stay with him here? 1934 01:32:02,040 --> 01:32:27,320 Does this have any bearing on the proceedings if I just stay with him here? 1935 01:32:27,320 --> 01:32:28,720 You want to get it to 8. 1936 01:32:28,720 --> 01:32:43,120 So that means exit 8, so 0. 1937 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:49,400 Just turn those footsteps down, sorry. 1938 01:32:49,400 --> 01:32:54,840 They might have been too loud, I'm not sure. 1939 01:32:54,840 --> 01:32:55,840 Now 1. 1940 01:32:55,840 --> 01:32:56,840 Okay, so we've got to 1. 1941 01:32:56,840 --> 01:33:01,840 And I know if we... but it says if you see an anomaly, turn around. 1942 01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:04,840 So the fact that it was 1 there, we probably should have turned around. 1943 01:33:04,840 --> 01:33:06,840 I don't... I'm not too sure. 1944 01:33:06,840 --> 01:33:11,840 I can't even remember how we triggered the blood. 1945 01:33:11,840 --> 01:33:12,840 And now 2. 1946 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:31,840 Is he getting bigger? 1947 01:33:31,840 --> 01:33:33,840 Is he getting bigger? 1948 01:33:33,840 --> 01:33:34,840 Oh he is. 1949 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:34,840 He's fucking huge man. 1950 01:33:34,840 --> 01:33:47,840 This is like Alice in Wonderland kind of shit. 1951 01:33:47,840 --> 01:33:48,840 And now we're back to 0. 1952 01:33:48,840 --> 01:33:49,840 Oh he had to turn around. 1953 01:33:49,840 --> 01:33:50,840 Oh he had to turn around. 1954 01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:51,840 Oh he had to turn around. 1955 01:33:51,840 --> 01:33:54,840 Obviously that was an anomaly. 1956 01:33:54,840 --> 01:33:55,840 Okay. 1957 01:33:55,840 --> 01:33:56,840 We know what we're doing. 1958 01:33:56,840 --> 01:33:58,840 We're firing on all cylinders now. 1959 01:33:58,840 --> 01:34:00,840 He's back to normal size. 1960 01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:02,840 He's a normal size man. 1961 01:34:02,840 --> 01:34:05,840 Which is comforting. 1962 01:34:05,840 --> 01:34:06,840 Zero. 1963 01:34:06,840 --> 01:34:07,840 Again, zero. 1964 01:34:07,840 --> 01:34:08,840 What the fuck? 1965 01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:09,840 I don't even know if that's a glitch. 1966 01:34:09,840 --> 01:34:11,840 Or is that meant to be part of the fucking... 1967 01:34:11,840 --> 01:34:18,300 What the fuck? 1968 01:34:18,900 --> 01:34:20,480 I don't even know if that's a glitch. 1969 01:34:21,600 --> 01:34:24,700 Or is that meant to be part of the fucking... 1970 01:34:24,700 --> 01:34:47,440 I'm just gonna stay on the left at all times because it's telling us to stop. 1971 01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,860 Imagine if he came round and he was tiny then. 1972 01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:52,860 Okay. 1973 01:35:00,860 --> 01:35:02,280 GG Allen, thank you very much. 1974 01:35:02,340 --> 01:35:03,980 Okay, we're back to one, we're back to one. 1975 01:35:04,660 --> 01:35:09,080 I'm gonna turn round when we see whatever the fuck happens next. 1976 01:35:19,220 --> 01:35:25,520 I'd feel a lot safer if I had a weapon in the hand as well because it just feels as though I'm gonna get attacked at some stage. 1977 01:35:29,320 --> 01:35:30,640 Now, number two. 1978 01:35:31,180 --> 01:35:32,040 Frank McCord. 1979 01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,120 So we turn around if we see something strange. 1980 01:35:36,120 --> 01:35:36,200 Okay. 1981 01:35:36,700 --> 01:35:59,000 I'm just looking to see if he's changed his clothes or anything, you know? 1982 01:35:59,000 --> 01:35:59,340 Okay. 1983 01:35:59,340 --> 01:36:08,440 Back to zero again. 1984 01:36:09,220 --> 01:36:09,680 Zero. 1985 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:19,860 A real crisp stepper. 1986 01:36:19,860 --> 01:36:40,040 I wonder what made your man become a giant man. 1987 01:36:40,820 --> 01:36:41,860 Do you know when the... 1988 01:36:41,860 --> 01:36:45,360 The time before when he became massive. 1989 01:36:45,980 --> 01:36:47,660 It's the posters and the doors as well. 1990 01:36:47,660 --> 01:36:47,920 Okay. 1991 01:36:47,920 --> 01:36:47,960 Okay. 1992 01:36:47,960 --> 01:37:17,940 Thank you. 1993 01:37:17,940 --> 01:37:31,480 Okay, sorry. I need to just look at the corridor that we're in, because I'm going past the same corridor again and again, not noticing if posters have changed or anything. 1994 01:37:37,260 --> 01:37:41,240 What about his face? Here, look. The way his face is like this. We just turn around now. 1995 01:37:44,300 --> 01:37:49,000 I don't know if that's a glitch in the game, or is that why, is that meant to happen? 1996 01:37:50,460 --> 01:37:53,500 Three! We're into three. 1997 01:38:04,500 --> 01:38:22,420 Suppose if we try and remember the posters as well, we've got a red, a blue, an orange. Red, blue, orange, white, eyes, black. And Japanese. 1998 01:38:24,420 --> 01:38:30,860 Thank you for your glorious tip. 1999 01:38:34,020 --> 01:38:38,120 Number four, lads. Number four. We're making headway. We're halfway through the game. 2000 01:38:38,680 --> 01:38:40,400 We make it to eight, we're out of here. 2001 01:38:46,760 --> 01:38:49,680 Fucking hell, look at the speed of this cunt now. He's going fast. 2002 01:38:52,360 --> 01:38:58,380 Five. We're nearly at the end. Back into the war zone. Soon enough. 2003 01:39:06,800 --> 01:39:11,600 Red, blue, orange, white. Eyes, black, Japanese. 2004 01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:19,680 Something about his gate. Seems different there. 2005 01:39:25,420 --> 01:39:28,420 Something about his gate. Number six, look. 2006 01:39:30,100 --> 01:39:32,760 And I haven't encountered the two-man group yet. 2007 01:39:41,260 --> 01:39:42,380 No smoking. 2008 01:39:46,220 --> 01:39:51,260 Has he got his phone in his hand? Red, blue, orange, white. Eyes, black, Japanese. 2009 01:39:53,260 --> 01:39:56,100 He's got a phone in his hand. He looks normal enough. 2010 01:39:57,720 --> 01:40:03,040 I'm not too sure about these guys. These doors. I haven't been taking much notice of these guys at all. 2011 01:40:09,120 --> 01:40:10,040 Back to zero. 2012 01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:17,000 What did I miss there? 2013 01:40:29,680 --> 01:40:30,660 It's the doors. 2014 01:40:31,720 --> 01:40:33,560 There's a handle in the middle of the door. 2015 01:40:34,760 --> 01:40:35,540 On that one. 2016 01:40:35,540 --> 01:40:44,880 Okay, so the third door has a handle in the middle. 2017 01:40:47,620 --> 01:40:48,460 No smoking. 2018 01:40:49,180 --> 01:40:51,540 Security camera, top left of the... 2019 01:40:51,540 --> 01:40:52,440 beginning of the corridor. 2020 01:40:52,660 --> 01:40:54,200 Another security camera there. 2021 01:40:55,080 --> 01:40:57,100 This fucking thing, whatever this is, look. 2022 01:40:57,220 --> 01:40:58,540 Got a red... 2023 01:40:58,540 --> 01:41:00,700 job. 2024 01:41:02,700 --> 01:41:04,500 Red light in the middle. 2025 01:41:19,160 --> 01:41:22,320 Low key Danny, thank you very much. 2026 01:41:22,320 --> 01:41:23,480 Low key Danny. 2027 01:41:23,480 --> 01:41:36,280 Look at this now, this door. 2028 01:41:36,280 --> 01:41:40,080 The- Okay, yeah, we need to move back the light. 2029 01:41:40,080 --> 01:41:43,240 That door- the door over there doesn't have a handle in the middle. 2030 01:41:43,240 --> 01:41:48,380 It's creepy enough, this, isn't it? 2031 01:41:48,380 --> 01:41:49,380 Now one. 2032 01:41:49,380 --> 01:41:50,380 Okay. 2033 01:41:50,380 --> 01:41:55,380 So security camera top left. 2034 01:41:58,980 --> 01:42:01,380 Was that cigarette green? 2035 01:42:01,380 --> 01:42:04,380 That's what I'm asking you here. 2036 01:42:07,380 --> 01:42:09,380 Those are faces look. 2037 01:42:16,380 --> 01:42:18,380 It wasn't green was it? 2038 01:42:18,380 --> 01:42:21,380 Two, I was right. 2039 01:42:21,380 --> 01:42:22,380 And- and look. 2040 01:42:22,380 --> 01:42:26,380 The- the fucking tracks on the tiles turned into faces. 2041 01:42:30,380 --> 01:42:32,380 What a creepy wizard this guy is. 2042 01:42:32,380 --> 01:42:33,380 I'd love to be able to- 2043 01:42:33,380 --> 01:42:37,380 Go over and just choke hold him and go, "What's going on here? 2044 01:42:37,380 --> 01:42:39,380 What's going on?" 2045 01:42:39,380 --> 01:42:53,900 on camera cigarette is green look the cigarette is green but there's no faces on the floor anymore 2046 01:42:53,900 --> 01:43:02,720 florian at the air vents i haven't been paying attention to the air vents either he's got 2047 01:43:02,720 --> 01:43:17,460 everything going on for him that's normal whoa the fuck is that i don't think staying left matters 2048 01:43:17,460 --> 01:43:31,960 lads we're into three we're getting into three got the red the blue the orange the white the eyes the 2049 01:43:31,960 --> 01:43:40,720 black the japanese that these doors are normal enough i don't remember that thing there i don't 2050 01:43:40,720 --> 01:43:49,860 remember seeing that but it is what it is thank you very much there andy the fork what's the game 2051 01:43:49,860 --> 01:43:55,380 called the exit eight and see this word number four we need to get to eight but it keeps on 2052 01:43:56,380 --> 01:44:04,140 throwing up a few fucking curveballs multitude of curveballs are being thrown our way 2053 01:44:05,140 --> 01:44:13,900 he looks normal enough now the doors are normal enough i'm not sure about those that box there and i have 2054 01:44:13,900 --> 01:44:22,660 missed something we're back to zero let's just go back and see what this 2055 01:44:22,660 --> 01:44:31,420 i will not allow anyone to steal my work on the g virus jacob re smog thank you very much for the smog very very kind of you you old dog 2056 01:44:31,420 --> 01:44:40,180 you old dog it seems as though there's two vents over the first door one of those hatch yokes and another hatch yoke over there then you've got this 2057 01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:48,940 i initially thought on the last when we came through here that those two little glass panels 2058 01:44:48,940 --> 01:44:57,700 see this is a glass panel under the red band and then there's another glass panel i thought they changed their position 2059 01:44:57,700 --> 01:45:03,280 through here that those two little glass panels see this is a glass panel under 2060 01:45:03,280 --> 01:45:07,360 the red band and then there's another glass panel I thought they changed their 2061 01:45:07,360 --> 01:45:16,820 position the cigarette is definitely green on all of the posters there's a 2062 01:45:16,820 --> 01:45:46,700 I hope it doesn't get down to 2063 01:45:46,700 --> 01:45:56,000 they changed the Japanese text around because I can't fuckin whoa oh let's get 2064 01:45:56,000 --> 01:46:16,580 out of here let's get out of here fast and then there we go I'd be really fuckin' shitted up now if 2065 01:46:16,580 --> 01:46:25,880 if he came around the corner and it was me like it was just a computer avatar of me that would I'd have to 2066 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:35,180 shut the stream down then and go and have a little think wanna have a drink 2067 01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:37,180 *Scoffs* 2068 01:47:01,660 --> 01:47:03,900 Did the post- did the post remove again? 2069 01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:07,220 No, that's okay. That's did. Thank you very much, Grugoski. 2070 01:47:10,900 --> 01:47:12,900 Back to three. 2071 01:47:14,220 --> 01:47:17,020 Heavy buzz, isn't it? This is a real heavy buzz. 2072 01:47:21,140 --> 01:47:24,540 No door. That's easy. You're not gonna get me with that. 2073 01:47:29,160 --> 01:47:31,160 Number four. Here we are halfway there. 2074 01:47:33,820 --> 01:48:01,260 Handel. Handel's Messiah. 2075 01:48:01,260 --> 01:48:04,940 Five. 2076 01:48:04,940 --> 01:48:34,920 Five. 2077 01:48:34,920 --> 01:48:37,140 Six. 2078 01:48:37,140 --> 01:48:39,140 Six. 2079 01:48:39,140 --> 01:48:41,140 Six. 2080 01:48:41,140 --> 01:48:43,140 Six. 2081 01:48:43,140 --> 01:48:45,140 Six. 2082 01:48:45,140 --> 01:48:47,140 Six. 2083 01:48:47,140 --> 01:48:49,140 Six. 2084 01:48:49,140 --> 01:48:51,140 Six. 2085 01:48:51,140 --> 01:48:53,140 Six. 2086 01:48:53,140 --> 01:48:55,140 Six. 2087 01:48:55,140 --> 01:48:57,140 Six. 2088 01:48:57,140 --> 01:48:59,140 Six. 2089 01:48:59,140 --> 01:49:01,140 Six. 2090 01:49:01,140 --> 01:49:03,140 Six. 2091 01:49:03,140 --> 01:49:05,140 Six. 2092 01:49:05,140 --> 01:49:07,140 Six. 2093 01:49:07,140 --> 01:49:09,140 Six. 2094 01:49:09,140 --> 01:49:11,140 Six. 2095 01:49:11,140 --> 01:49:13,140 Six. 2096 01:49:13,140 --> 01:49:32,140 *Tonk* 2097 01:49:32,140 --> 01:49:34,140 He's saying no phone. He had a phone on him. 2098 01:49:34,140 --> 01:49:38,140 *Tonk* 2099 01:49:38,140 --> 01:49:41,140 Thank you very much there, Grogoski, for the tip. 2100 01:49:41,140 --> 01:49:46,140 Just a quick look at the camera there. An escape vent hatch. 2101 01:49:46,140 --> 01:49:53,140 I don't want to get down to counting lights and then looking at this thing here, look. 2102 01:49:53,140 --> 01:49:59,140 Tic-tac-toe. Numbers changing. That door's ajar. 2103 01:49:59,140 --> 01:50:04,140 And each one of these doors has a little keyhole above the knob. 2104 01:50:04,140 --> 01:50:26,140 *Tonk* 2105 01:50:26,140 --> 01:50:28,140 He has his phone. 2106 01:50:38,140 --> 01:50:39,140 Two. 2107 01:50:41,140 --> 01:50:54,140 *Tonk* 2108 01:50:54,140 --> 01:50:55,140 Oh. Fuck. 2109 01:50:55,140 --> 01:50:55,640 Fuck. 2110 01:51:09,380 --> 01:51:10,100 Three. 2111 01:51:15,700 --> 01:51:17,300 These posters are all normal. 2112 01:51:17,300 --> 01:51:18,900 Again, that's fine. 2113 01:51:18,900 --> 01:51:20,540 That's fine. 2114 01:51:20,540 --> 01:51:22,540 That's all fine. 2115 01:51:22,540 --> 01:51:27,380 He has a phone in his hand. 2116 01:51:27,380 --> 01:51:28,380 That's all fine. 2117 01:51:36,700 --> 01:51:42,780 Maybe interesting to note here that these things are lines and the corner ones are little balls. 2118 01:51:42,780 --> 01:51:56,940 Red, blue, orange, white, eyes, black, Japanese. 2119 01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:57,940 Then you've got that. 2120 01:51:57,940 --> 01:51:58,940 Then you've got that. 2121 01:51:58,940 --> 01:51:59,940 Then you've got that. 2122 01:51:59,940 --> 01:52:00,940 That's fine. 2123 01:52:00,940 --> 01:52:01,940 That's all nice. 2124 01:52:01,940 --> 01:52:02,940 That looks nice. 2125 01:52:02,940 --> 01:52:07,780 And I've missed something again. 2126 01:52:07,780 --> 01:52:12,620 I don't know what I missed. 2127 01:52:12,620 --> 01:52:26,620 I didn't look to see if he had a phone. 2128 01:52:26,620 --> 01:52:28,780 I thought I did. 2129 01:52:28,780 --> 01:52:32,780 A1. 2130 01:52:32,780 --> 01:52:48,940 A1. 2131 01:52:48,940 --> 01:53:14,300 I don't know what the fuck that is. 2132 01:53:14,300 --> 01:53:17,500 Obviously time to go. We should move, move away fast. 2133 01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:46,060 And there's a man down there in the tiles. Three. 2134 01:53:46,060 --> 01:54:08,060 Zero again. 2135 01:54:08,060 --> 01:54:20,060 Zero again. 2136 01:54:20,060 --> 01:54:38,060 Someone's knocking on your door. Someone's ringing your bell. Bell. Someone said bell. Is there a bell? Was there a bell? 2137 01:54:38,060 --> 01:54:50,060 Sometimes the middle sign will say turn around. Fucking hell. It's a lot to take in because... 2138 01:54:50,060 --> 01:54:56,060 Are we time restricted with this guy walking around? Do we have to notice... 2139 01:54:56,060 --> 01:55:00,060 Oh! 2140 01:55:00,060 --> 01:55:12,060 No, we've won. 2141 01:55:12,060 --> 01:55:24,060 Look at this fucker now. 2142 01:55:24,060 --> 01:55:26,060 Smiley buck. 2143 01:55:26,060 --> 01:55:30,060 Smiley buck. 2144 01:55:30,060 --> 01:55:42,060 Okay, look. Easy. Easy as pie. We're gonna be out of this place in no time. 2145 01:55:42,060 --> 01:55:56,060 With my observ- 2146 01:55:56,060 --> 01:56:00,060 With my observational skills. We should be out of here in fucking no time. 2147 01:56:00,060 --> 01:56:06,060 Just making sure these posters haven't changed or anything like that. Nothing says the exit. 2148 01:56:06,060 --> 01:56:08,060 There. 2149 01:56:08,060 --> 01:56:11,820 Here he's got a phone. He's not smiling. He looks the same as he did before 2150 01:56:13,220 --> 01:56:20,500 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 2151 01:56:24,460 --> 01:56:27,740 And I got it wrong for fuck's sake 2152 01:56:31,640 --> 01:56:33,640 Got that one right 2153 01:56:35,100 --> 01:56:37,920 Check the back of the exit sign after you pass it 2154 01:56:41,820 --> 01:56:45,100 His eyes were not moving. There was no way his eyes were moving were they? 2155 01:56:49,920 --> 01:56:54,960 His eyes followed you on the last poster well here we go 2156 01:56:54,960 --> 01:56:56,960 *Done music* 2157 01:57:18,960 --> 01:57:24,080 Imagine those eyes were fucking following you. Another thing we have to make note of here. 2158 01:57:24,080 --> 01:57:30,080 Is the eyes on the lady here? Brown eye down the bottom there. 2159 01:57:30,080 --> 01:57:36,080 *Done music* 2160 01:57:36,080 --> 01:57:40,080 We're doing well. It's two. It's two. 2161 01:57:40,080 --> 01:57:47,080 This is it. I can feel it now. We've got the feel for it. We know what we're dealing with. 2162 01:57:47,080 --> 01:57:54,080 *Done music* 2163 01:57:54,080 --> 01:57:57,080 The exit date. 2164 01:57:57,080 --> 01:58:01,080 Got his phone. He's got everything. He looks like the same guy that we all know. 2165 01:58:01,080 --> 01:58:03,080 *Done music* 2166 01:58:03,080 --> 01:58:05,080 That's fine. 2167 01:58:05,080 --> 01:58:09,080 *Done music* 2168 01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,080 *Done music* 2169 01:58:11,080 --> 01:58:13,080 *Done music* 2170 01:58:13,080 --> 01:58:25,080 *Done music* 2171 01:58:25,080 --> 01:58:37,080 That's that. That's that. That's okay. This looks all above board. He doesn't look big or tiny or anything. He's wearing the same shoes. No socks. Got a phone. Brown eye. 2172 01:58:37,080 --> 01:58:41,080 *Done music* 2173 01:58:41,080 --> 01:58:48,080 I mean if this is zero again now I'll be very disappointed. And it's zero again. What am I missing here? 2174 01:58:48,080 --> 01:58:49,080 *Done music* 2175 01:58:49,080 --> 01:58:53,080 Is it the... there's a keyhole above the knobs maybe, is it? 2176 01:58:53,080 --> 01:58:55,080 *Done music* 2177 01:58:55,080 --> 01:58:57,080 *Done music* 2178 01:58:57,080 --> 01:59:25,560 And there's a staircase! So we turn around from the staircase. I'm kinda concerned I haven't 2179 01:59:25,560 --> 01:59:54,040 seen the two fellas that was the original hook for me wanting to play this. Okay, no socks, grey shoes, everything's grand there. Blah blah blah. Keyholes above knobs. We're not paying attention to this and I should be but... 2180 01:59:54,040 --> 02:00:22,040 Number two, Frank McCourt. Here we go. Floor looks fine. Floor looks fine to me. Posters are grand. Does he have a different kind of fuckin' face going on there? Or is it... it's the same face but it... does he have a tash? Did he have a tash before? I can't remember. 2181 02:00:22,040 --> 02:00:24,040 I can't remember. 2182 02:00:40,040 --> 02:00:42,040 We're on to three. 2183 02:00:44,040 --> 02:00:50,040 Yeah, does anybody know if time matters? That would be a nice little touch for me to understand whether or not I need to get through. 2184 02:00:54,040 --> 02:00:56,040 I'm certain a lot of time. 2185 02:01:01,040 --> 02:01:03,040 Time doesn't matter. 2186 02:01:03,040 --> 02:01:03,040 Great stuff. 2187 02:01:03,040 --> 02:01:05,040 Brown eyed girl. 2188 02:01:05,040 --> 02:01:09,040 Move fest. Blah blah blah. Check them. They all look sound. 2189 02:01:09,040 --> 02:01:11,040 Great stuff. 2190 02:01:11,040 --> 02:01:17,040 I'm not counting these little escape hatches and I should be. 2191 02:01:17,040 --> 02:01:21,040 And look at this. Here look. That's an anomaly, is it not? 2192 02:01:21,040 --> 02:01:27,040 I don't recall the ceiling. The ceiling pattern has changed there. 2193 02:01:27,040 --> 02:01:33,040 Am I... am I talking shite or is that something that's different? 2194 02:01:33,040 --> 02:01:39,040 I'm gonna go back. 2195 02:01:39,040 --> 02:01:41,040 I'm gonna go back. 2196 02:01:49,040 --> 02:01:50,140 No, I was right. 2197 02:01:50,560 --> 02:01:52,020 Because four is ahead of us. 2198 02:01:56,720 --> 02:01:58,600 But actually... 2199 02:01:58,600 --> 02:02:02,660 Why is it different there? 2200 02:02:11,900 --> 02:02:12,940 Fuck me, man. 2201 02:02:13,880 --> 02:02:17,260 I was... I guessed wrong, but I was right. 2202 02:02:17,260 --> 02:02:19,260 One. 2203 02:02:20,140 --> 02:02:20,820 Two. 2204 02:02:24,520 --> 02:02:26,180 One. Briefcase. 2205 02:02:27,780 --> 02:02:29,140 Ten out of ten. 2206 02:02:32,540 --> 02:02:33,980 Through the keyhole. 2207 02:02:34,760 --> 02:02:38,860 Yeah, I think... I think I was wrong for the right reasons. 2208 02:02:39,160 --> 02:02:40,620 I was right for the wrong reasons. 2209 02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:44,740 And now back to fucking zero again. 2210 02:02:44,740 --> 02:02:59,340 It was the sign. 2211 02:02:59,340 --> 02:02:59,400 Okay. 2212 02:03:08,840 --> 02:03:11,080 I'm not looking over back at the sign ever. 2213 02:03:11,220 --> 02:03:11,400 Okay. 2214 02:03:12,680 --> 02:03:13,600 And he's bigger. 2215 02:03:13,740 --> 02:03:14,640 Size of him, look. 2216 02:03:15,100 --> 02:03:17,360 There's a kind of a Shafi vibe off him as well. 2217 02:03:20,840 --> 02:03:38,060 Look at that. 2218 02:03:38,900 --> 02:03:39,720 We go back. 2219 02:03:39,720 --> 02:03:46,500 We focus everyone now. Focus. 2220 02:03:46,500 --> 02:03:53,380 Sean, thank you very much for re-wetting the bog. 2221 02:03:57,700 --> 02:03:58,660 Focus everyone. 2222 02:04:13,180 --> 02:04:19,760 Just keep him there just in case time is of the essence. Things look normal enough there. We're gonna look back at the sign 2223 02:04:20,500 --> 02:04:24,660 Then it says concourse. I don't know if that matters. 2224 02:04:29,460 --> 02:04:31,460 We're on to three 2225 02:04:31,460 --> 02:05:00,080 So that ceiling is always like that. 2226 02:05:00,080 --> 02:05:02,080 What? 2227 02:05:09,820 --> 02:05:16,180 His eyes the poster looked at us did it? How are you saying that but I ain't it's? 2228 02:05:16,180 --> 02:05:18,180 What? 2229 02:05:25,920 --> 02:05:43,840 Are you on about these eyes here? 2230 02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:52,940 Or are we talking about these eyes? 2231 02:05:53,340 --> 02:05:54,420 Yeah, okay, it's this one, okay. 2232 02:05:54,420 --> 02:05:56,120 Right, right, right, right. 2233 02:05:59,900 --> 02:06:01,420 And we're back to zero again. 2234 02:06:02,080 --> 02:06:03,480 So I missed something back there as well. 2235 02:06:05,120 --> 02:06:06,440 There we go, this is it. 2236 02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:07,560 Two-man group. 2237 02:06:09,800 --> 02:06:12,000 This is where I turn the game off. 2238 02:06:15,860 --> 02:06:17,340 So obviously we move back. 2239 02:06:17,340 --> 02:06:47,320 Thank you. 2240 02:06:47,320 --> 02:07:11,540 Maybe we just... Oh look, red light on the security camera. Floor pattern has changed there into some sort of space invader. 2241 02:07:11,540 --> 02:07:38,840 Sound, sound, sound, sound, sound. Phone, briefcase, socks, face. Hair, sound. Poster, sound. 2242 02:07:39,540 --> 02:07:45,540 There grand, that's grand, that's... There's nothing really unless... Unless I'm missing these fucking things. In which case... 2243 02:07:46,340 --> 02:07:53,040 Let's just have a quick look. Look. There's one up there, another one there, and then another one there. That should be fine. 2244 02:07:53,320 --> 02:07:56,940 And then around here... Is zero. 2245 02:07:58,540 --> 02:08:04,460 Blue poster. So the blue poster was gone, was it? 2246 02:08:04,540 --> 02:08:15,400 Was the blue... Was the blue poster gone completely? 2247 02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:20,060 Can you go back and see it? Has it been reset? 2248 02:08:20,860 --> 02:08:21,540 We go back though. 2249 02:08:27,540 --> 02:08:30,880 His eyes. That's... Yeah. 2250 02:08:33,880 --> 02:08:42,540 Alright, let's just have a little look at these posters then first, because then we'll know. I mean, that's... If those dates and times start to change, then we are fucked because... 2251 02:08:42,540 --> 02:08:46,540 So it's a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. So it's Thursday... 2252 02:08:52,540 --> 02:08:53,540 Thursday has two. 2253 02:08:55,040 --> 02:08:56,540 Saturday has an afternoon. 2254 02:08:57,340 --> 02:08:59,340 Sunday has a morning and an afternoon. 2255 02:09:02,140 --> 02:09:04,140 That kid's eyes aren't meant to be like that. 2256 02:09:19,940 --> 02:09:21,300 12th of the 19th. 2257 02:09:22,140 --> 02:09:23,300 19th of the 12th. 2258 02:09:25,140 --> 02:09:27,140 That's fucking mad, isn't it? Look. 2259 02:09:27,140 --> 02:09:29,140 That's... That's... That's today. 2260 02:09:29,940 --> 02:09:30,940 That's today's date. 2261 02:09:30,940 --> 02:09:33,940 So we need to keep an eye on that. I bet you they're gonna start changing that around. 2262 02:09:33,940 --> 02:09:34,940 The box, Minister. 2263 02:09:36,940 --> 02:09:37,940 Nish, thank you very much. 2264 02:09:37,940 --> 02:09:38,940 Thank you very much. 2265 02:09:38,940 --> 02:10:08,920 Oh, my God. 2266 02:10:08,920 --> 02:10:10,760 Thank you very much, Tommy Snell. 2267 02:10:33,900 --> 02:10:34,680 He's different. 2268 02:10:35,100 --> 02:10:36,900 There's something different about him, is there? 2269 02:10:37,420 --> 02:10:38,500 Already I can sense it. 2270 02:10:38,560 --> 02:10:39,320 Yeah, he's looking at us. 2271 02:10:39,840 --> 02:10:40,460 You creep. 2272 02:10:42,180 --> 02:10:43,600 And that's the way the kid looks. 2273 02:10:45,620 --> 02:10:46,920 And that's the way he's meant to look. 2274 02:10:46,920 --> 02:11:16,900 Thank you. 2275 02:11:16,900 --> 02:11:19,700 This is a fucking nightmare concept. 2276 02:11:20,480 --> 02:11:21,060 Concourse. 2277 02:11:22,220 --> 02:11:23,200 Sign is fine. 2278 02:11:25,840 --> 02:11:27,580 The edge is fine. 2279 02:11:31,200 --> 02:11:31,520 Oh. 2280 02:11:36,520 --> 02:11:37,720 Extra poster. 2281 02:11:38,140 --> 02:11:39,300 Where was the extra poster? 2282 02:11:39,300 --> 02:11:51,300 Oh, the eyes. 2283 02:11:51,680 --> 02:11:53,220 Yeah. 2284 02:11:53,220 --> 02:11:54,220 Yeah. 2285 02:12:07,040 --> 02:12:08,500 Jack's stupid channel. 2286 02:12:08,680 --> 02:12:10,220 It's, um... 2287 02:12:10,220 --> 02:12:12,020 The Exit 8. 2288 02:12:12,140 --> 02:12:12,420 It's called. 2289 02:12:12,520 --> 02:12:14,100 Sensual piece of Xmas pudding. 2290 02:12:14,220 --> 02:12:15,780 Thank you very much for the heavy buzz. 2291 02:12:15,780 --> 02:12:30,140 That's great. 2292 02:12:30,280 --> 02:12:31,420 It's all looking great, yeah. 2293 02:12:31,600 --> 02:12:32,220 That's fine. 2294 02:12:33,080 --> 02:12:33,480 That's... 2295 02:12:33,480 --> 02:12:34,340 Everything's great there. 2296 02:12:34,700 --> 02:12:36,140 It's looking well set up. 2297 02:12:36,760 --> 02:12:37,260 On to... 2298 02:12:37,260 --> 02:12:38,460 On to number 2. 2299 02:12:38,560 --> 02:12:39,160 We shall go. 2300 02:12:39,160 --> 02:12:46,980 And it's zero again. 2301 02:12:53,080 --> 02:12:53,780 Okay, we... 2302 02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:55,320 We can't run anymore. 2303 02:12:55,460 --> 02:12:57,160 We need to... 2304 02:12:57,160 --> 02:12:57,720 Oh, look. 2305 02:12:57,760 --> 02:12:58,240 The sign. 2306 02:13:02,820 --> 02:13:03,420 Yeah, look. 2307 02:13:03,460 --> 02:13:04,280 We can't run anymore. 2308 02:13:04,380 --> 02:13:05,160 We're just gonna... 2309 02:13:05,160 --> 02:13:07,160 We're gonna do this... 2310 02:13:07,880 --> 02:13:08,620 Our way. 2311 02:13:15,260 --> 02:13:16,360 Fucking nightmare, man. 2312 02:13:16,500 --> 02:13:17,240 What a nightmare. 2313 02:13:32,060 --> 02:13:33,020 Alright, nice and... 2314 02:13:33,020 --> 02:13:33,600 Nice and easy. 2315 02:13:33,720 --> 02:13:34,200 No bullshit. 2316 02:13:34,340 --> 02:13:34,860 No bollocks. 2317 02:13:34,960 --> 02:13:35,660 It's not like we... 2318 02:13:35,660 --> 02:13:37,480 We need to get out of here fast anyway. 2319 02:13:37,560 --> 02:13:38,260 But it would be nice. 2320 02:13:48,840 --> 02:13:49,900 Yeah, kid's face. 2321 02:13:50,260 --> 02:13:50,760 Great stuff. 2322 02:13:50,820 --> 02:13:51,600 Because we've... 2323 02:13:51,600 --> 02:13:53,460 We've now reached the point where they're repeating. 2324 02:13:53,580 --> 02:13:54,280 They've lost it. 2325 02:13:54,360 --> 02:13:55,060 They've lost it. 2326 02:13:55,480 --> 02:13:56,260 They've lost. 2327 02:13:56,400 --> 02:13:57,200 And we have won. 2328 02:13:57,200 --> 02:13:58,200 Because they're repeating problems. 2329 02:14:04,760 --> 02:14:17,460 I think this poster... 2330 02:14:17,460 --> 02:14:19,160 At the end has a different eyeball. 2331 02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:19,160 The other... 2332 02:14:19,160 --> 02:14:19,920 At the end has a different eyeball. 2333 02:14:20,920 --> 02:14:22,260 Am I right in saying that? 2334 02:14:22,340 --> 02:14:22,980 Has that got different? 2335 02:14:23,100 --> 02:14:23,700 No, it's the same. 2336 02:14:26,000 --> 02:14:27,100 What about these guys? 2337 02:14:31,000 --> 02:14:32,060 Look at this, look. 2338 02:14:40,060 --> 02:14:41,760 You see, the chat is coming through... 2339 02:14:41,760 --> 02:14:42,760 You see, the chat is coming through maybe about... 2340 02:14:42,760 --> 02:14:45,760 15 seconds maybe after... 2341 02:14:46,760 --> 02:14:47,760 An anomaly. 2342 02:14:47,760 --> 02:14:50,920 So by that time, I could have fucked it up. 2343 02:14:52,480 --> 02:14:54,040 So you're up against it, guys. 2344 02:14:56,440 --> 02:14:57,560 We're all up against it. 2345 02:14:57,660 --> 02:14:58,100 There's a... 2346 02:14:58,100 --> 02:15:00,320 There's a few problems going on here. 2347 02:15:04,580 --> 02:15:05,720 But we'll take it slow. 2348 02:15:05,760 --> 02:15:06,500 I'm not gonna run. 2349 02:15:21,240 --> 02:15:22,860 It all looks fine to me. 2350 02:15:22,900 --> 02:15:24,040 Everything looks fine here. 2351 02:15:24,040 --> 02:15:42,360 Number four. 2352 02:15:43,160 --> 02:15:43,680 Progress. 2353 02:15:44,180 --> 02:15:44,660 Headway. 2354 02:15:51,740 --> 02:15:54,200 Interesting to think we managed to get to seven, was it? 2355 02:15:54,440 --> 02:15:55,460 Six or seven. 2356 02:15:55,800 --> 02:15:56,440 Without much... 2357 02:15:57,300 --> 02:15:58,040 Paying attention. 2358 02:16:07,620 --> 02:16:08,820 You stay there, you. 2359 02:16:09,000 --> 02:16:10,000 You stay there. 2360 02:16:16,440 --> 02:16:17,280 Those are fine. 2361 02:16:17,360 --> 02:16:17,840 That's great. 2362 02:16:18,720 --> 02:16:20,280 Or is there an anomaly there? 2363 02:16:20,380 --> 02:16:21,900 That looks like an anomaly to me. 2364 02:16:21,960 --> 02:16:22,460 Does that look... 2365 02:16:22,460 --> 02:16:22,900 Do the vents... 2366 02:16:23,900 --> 02:16:24,900 Is that an anomaly? 2367 02:16:38,500 --> 02:16:40,600 The vents look good, but were they there, though? 2368 02:16:41,580 --> 02:16:41,940 Okay. 2369 02:16:41,940 --> 02:16:42,040 Okay. 2370 02:16:42,040 --> 02:16:47,000 The floor. 2371 02:16:47,180 --> 02:16:47,660 I've... 2372 02:16:47,660 --> 02:16:49,840 Stopped paying attention to the floor as well. 2373 02:16:51,320 --> 02:16:53,660 Just let's quickly just see this again. 2374 02:16:55,340 --> 02:17:00,120 I think we're gonna get round at zero, and the vents are in different places. 2375 02:17:00,300 --> 02:17:01,740 But you say that it's fine? 2376 02:17:01,900 --> 02:17:02,780 This is your problem. 2377 02:17:02,880 --> 02:17:04,680 This is all your fault if it's zero. 2378 02:17:04,820 --> 02:17:04,960 No? 2379 02:17:05,160 --> 02:17:05,660 Well done. 2380 02:17:07,220 --> 02:17:08,140 That's my problem. 2381 02:17:08,140 --> 02:17:08,240 Okay. 2382 02:17:08,240 --> 02:17:08,240 Okay. 2383 02:17:08,240 --> 02:17:13,680 Got that. 2384 02:17:14,300 --> 02:17:15,120 Got that. 2385 02:17:15,320 --> 02:17:15,780 Got that. 2386 02:17:15,860 --> 02:17:16,520 Got this. 2387 02:17:18,440 --> 02:17:19,320 Got this. 2388 02:17:19,700 --> 02:17:20,480 Got this. 2389 02:17:20,560 --> 02:17:21,180 We've got this. 2390 02:17:21,260 --> 02:17:21,820 We've got this. 2391 02:17:21,900 --> 02:17:22,400 We've got this. 2392 02:17:22,480 --> 02:17:23,020 We've got that. 2393 02:17:23,340 --> 02:17:24,660 We've got the blue man group. 2394 02:17:25,420 --> 02:17:26,680 We've the orange ball. 2395 02:17:29,080 --> 02:17:30,200 We've this guy. 2396 02:17:30,340 --> 02:17:30,860 Fournial. 2397 02:17:30,860 --> 02:17:30,960 Fournial. 2398 02:17:33,300 --> 02:17:34,400 All that stuff. 2399 02:17:34,520 --> 02:17:35,300 That's fine. 2400 02:17:36,080 --> 02:17:36,920 That's fine. 2401 02:17:37,540 --> 02:17:38,140 It's all good. 2402 02:17:38,220 --> 02:17:39,600 That looks different in a way. 2403 02:17:40,180 --> 02:17:40,340 Yeah. 2404 02:17:47,160 --> 02:17:48,040 Number six. 2405 02:17:48,160 --> 02:17:48,640 Here we go. 2406 02:17:49,460 --> 02:17:50,600 Two away from the big... 2407 02:17:50,600 --> 02:17:51,740 The big kahuna. 2408 02:17:52,000 --> 02:17:52,780 The big smoke. 2409 02:17:55,160 --> 02:17:56,460 Have we got what it takes? 2410 02:17:59,920 --> 02:18:00,400 Anomalisa. 2411 02:18:00,540 --> 02:18:01,380 Thank you very much. 2412 02:18:01,480 --> 02:18:04,640 And this guy looks different already from afar, but it could be wrong. 2413 02:18:05,560 --> 02:18:06,820 There's a situation. 2414 02:18:06,840 --> 02:18:10,440 No, he's the same. 2415 02:18:10,500 --> 02:18:11,560 He's the same guy. 2416 02:18:14,520 --> 02:18:15,220 Same guy. 2417 02:18:20,220 --> 02:18:21,240 He's smaller, is he? 2418 02:18:23,520 --> 02:18:24,380 Is he smaller? 2419 02:18:24,380 --> 02:18:24,400 Is he smaller? 2420 02:18:29,020 --> 02:18:30,660 I think he's normal sized. 2421 02:18:45,700 --> 02:18:46,700 Looks good to me. 2422 02:18:50,480 --> 02:18:51,320 Looks good to me. 2423 02:18:51,400 --> 02:18:52,220 We could be on to seven. 2424 02:18:52,880 --> 02:18:53,740 We're on to seven. 2425 02:18:53,840 --> 02:18:54,300 This is it. 2426 02:18:54,300 --> 02:18:54,340 This is it. 2427 02:19:00,340 --> 02:19:00,760 Okay. 2428 02:19:00,900 --> 02:19:02,240 Don't fuck this up now. 2429 02:19:03,520 --> 02:19:07,220 I'm talking to myself, but I'm also extending the... 2430 02:19:07,220 --> 02:19:10,340 The mood. 2431 02:19:11,940 --> 02:19:12,900 To you as well. 2432 02:19:13,120 --> 02:19:14,060 Don't fuck this up. 2433 02:19:15,060 --> 02:19:22,140 Give us an easy one. 2434 02:19:23,020 --> 02:19:24,840 Give us something nice and easy, will ya? 2435 02:19:41,120 --> 02:19:42,120 He's not tiny. 2436 02:19:42,240 --> 02:19:43,560 Someone's saying he's tiny there. 2437 02:19:43,780 --> 02:19:44,100 Nathan. 2438 02:19:44,980 --> 02:19:46,320 He's the same size. 2439 02:19:48,100 --> 02:19:50,720 He is the exact same sized man. 2440 02:19:53,240 --> 02:19:53,840 Concourse. 2441 02:19:54,160 --> 02:19:55,060 Sign above. 2442 02:19:55,560 --> 02:19:56,280 Nothing in it. 2443 02:19:56,500 --> 02:19:57,140 Nothing in it. 2444 02:19:57,700 --> 02:19:58,500 Nothing in it. 2445 02:20:00,600 --> 02:20:01,660 Security camera. 2446 02:20:07,240 --> 02:20:08,220 We keep going? 2447 02:20:09,080 --> 02:20:10,260 I think this is it. 2448 02:20:13,280 --> 02:20:15,140 He always had a phone in his hand. 2449 02:20:19,280 --> 02:20:20,180 Please be eight. 2450 02:20:20,780 --> 02:20:21,360 It's eight. 2451 02:20:21,360 --> 02:20:21,400 It's eight. 2452 02:20:34,900 --> 02:20:36,680 This is the big one now, lads. 2453 02:20:38,240 --> 02:20:42,440 You really need to fucking, if this is, you've just been kind of casually, yeah, looking. 2454 02:20:42,660 --> 02:20:47,360 This is where I really need you to hone your fucking observational skills to the maximum. 2455 02:20:47,960 --> 02:20:49,960 Otherwise, we're going to be going through this all night. 2456 02:20:49,960 --> 02:20:50,260 Okay. 2457 02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:50,260 Okay. 2458 02:20:50,260 --> 02:20:52,200 Exit eight. 2459 02:20:52,200 --> 02:20:55,260 Okay. 2460 02:20:55,260 --> 02:20:56,200 Exit eight. 2461 02:20:56,200 --> 02:20:56,240 Exit eight. 2462 02:20:58,820 --> 02:21:03,960 Nothing different there so far, I don't think. 2463 02:21:04,040 --> 02:21:04,920 The floor is great. 2464 02:21:04,920 --> 02:21:06,300 The top sign says exit. 2465 02:21:06,840 --> 02:21:07,400 This guy. 2466 02:21:07,500 --> 02:21:08,860 Let's get a good look at this guy. 2467 02:21:10,520 --> 02:21:11,880 Same fucking fella. 2468 02:21:14,380 --> 02:21:15,280 Got the phone. 2469 02:21:15,280 --> 02:21:16,000 Got the case. 2470 02:21:16,000 --> 02:21:16,700 Got that. 2471 02:21:17,500 --> 02:21:18,500 That swagger. 2472 02:21:19,520 --> 02:21:21,700 Swagger of a man who knows where he's going. 2473 02:21:25,340 --> 02:21:26,540 12th, 19th. 2474 02:21:26,580 --> 02:21:27,960 Today's date is grand. 2475 02:21:28,660 --> 02:21:29,720 Those are grand. 2476 02:21:30,720 --> 02:21:32,760 Kid looks fucking normal enough. 2477 02:21:34,760 --> 02:21:37,660 And here we have a situation. 2478 02:21:38,520 --> 02:21:39,200 A situation. 2479 02:21:39,400 --> 02:21:40,280 We've got a situation. 2480 02:21:41,120 --> 02:21:41,740 Let's move. 2481 02:21:42,320 --> 02:21:42,980 Let's move. 2482 02:21:43,360 --> 02:21:43,980 Let's move. 2483 02:21:44,440 --> 02:21:45,020 Let's move. 2484 02:21:45,260 --> 02:21:45,800 Let's move. 2485 02:21:50,980 --> 02:21:53,040 Have we not completed the game yet? 2486 02:21:59,720 --> 02:22:01,420 Do you reckon we've completed the game? 2487 02:22:01,420 --> 02:22:10,260 He's got a phone anyway. 2488 02:22:10,420 --> 02:22:11,380 He's got his briefcase. 2489 02:22:11,500 --> 02:22:12,420 That's normal enough. 2490 02:22:12,820 --> 02:22:14,040 Everything seems to be okay there. 2491 02:22:14,140 --> 02:22:14,740 Two vents. 2492 02:22:15,060 --> 02:22:15,580 The door. 2493 02:22:16,120 --> 02:22:17,220 Another couple of doors. 2494 02:22:19,000 --> 02:22:20,880 Seemingly, uh... 2495 02:22:20,880 --> 02:22:22,280 There's nothing... 2496 02:22:22,280 --> 02:22:24,840 There's nothing seems to be different about this. 2497 02:22:27,360 --> 02:22:28,880 He didn't look at his face. 2498 02:22:29,800 --> 02:22:32,800 Should I go back and see his face or... 2499 02:22:35,000 --> 02:22:36,340 I think his face... 2500 02:22:36,340 --> 02:22:37,940 The reason I didn't stop and look at his face 2501 02:22:37,940 --> 02:22:41,740 because I thought I could see his face was normal enough. 2502 02:22:53,260 --> 02:22:56,240 I'm a bit annoyed that we haven't got to the end 2503 02:22:56,240 --> 02:22:57,120 because that was... 2504 02:22:57,120 --> 02:22:59,240 We were on number eight, so... 2505 02:23:01,240 --> 02:23:02,040 Oh! 2506 02:23:02,040 --> 02:23:23,600 But that's an anomaly, so shall I turn back? 2507 02:23:23,600 --> 02:23:38,760 Everybody's saying go up. 2508 02:23:39,460 --> 02:23:41,820 This is definitely your fault now if, uh... 2509 02:23:41,820 --> 02:23:42,420 If it... 2510 02:23:42,420 --> 02:23:44,020 Resets us. 2511 02:23:47,120 --> 02:23:48,460 That looks great up there. 2512 02:23:49,740 --> 02:23:50,800 That looks brilliant. 2513 02:23:50,800 --> 02:24:00,520 Well done, lad. 2514 02:24:00,600 --> 02:24:01,760 Thank you very much for the tip. 2515 02:24:02,140 --> 02:24:02,760 We did it. 2516 02:24:03,440 --> 02:24:04,580 We fucking did it. 2517 02:24:05,040 --> 02:24:05,940 I did it. 2518 02:24:07,360 --> 02:24:08,900 Yee, help me do it. 2519 02:24:09,600 --> 02:24:10,340 But really... 2520 02:24:11,340 --> 02:24:15,640 The executive orders had to be taken at my level. 2521 02:24:17,880 --> 02:24:22,680 Thank you very much there for the tip, Andy the fork, and, uh... 2522 02:24:22,680 --> 02:24:24,300 For the help there. 2523 02:24:28,140 --> 02:24:29,680 Coming through in the mainframe. 2524 02:24:31,680 --> 02:24:33,140 And this, it starts again then. 2525 02:24:33,140 --> 02:24:34,880 I don't want to go back there ever again. 2526 02:24:36,240 --> 02:24:37,020 Thank... 2527 02:24:37,020 --> 02:24:37,300 Fuck. 2528 02:24:38,260 --> 02:24:39,260 Serious speedrun. 2529 02:24:39,300 --> 02:24:40,800 And that's just another situation... 2530 02:24:40,800 --> 02:24:45,980 That's just another reflection on the channel and the gaming prowess that you find as well. 2531 02:24:46,520 --> 02:24:47,920 On the channel itself. 2532 02:24:48,100 --> 02:24:48,740 It's... 2533 02:24:48,740 --> 02:24:49,120 I'm not... 2534 02:24:49,120 --> 02:24:51,360 Look, I'm not trying to blow a trumpet or anything like that. 2535 02:24:52,140 --> 02:24:53,220 What I will see, 2536 02:24:53,520 --> 02:24:54,900 and what I can see, 2537 02:24:55,900 --> 02:25:00,040 is that I really managed to do a great job on... 2538 02:25:00,040 --> 02:25:01,560 On this game in particular. 2539 02:25:01,560 --> 02:25:04,640 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2540 02:25:05,280 --> 02:25:07,500 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2541 02:25:07,500 --> 02:25:08,900 Ducky, thank you very much. 2542 02:25:09,940 --> 02:25:10,840 And Andy the fork, 2543 02:25:10,920 --> 02:25:11,840 and well done, lad. 2544 02:25:13,960 --> 02:25:14,860 Lovely stuff. 2545 02:25:15,460 --> 02:25:16,600 Really lovely stuff. 2546 02:25:17,000 --> 02:25:20,180 Really, really, really happy with the way that turned out. 2547 02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:24,760 I thought it was going to be a three or four hour scenario. 2548 02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:38,480 Beautiful. 2549 02:25:42,480 --> 02:25:43,280 Beautiful stuff. 2550 02:25:43,700 --> 02:25:47,020 And lovely celebrations there. 2551 02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:49,700 Celebration emoji being pumped into the chat. 2552 02:25:49,760 --> 02:25:50,800 That's great to see as well. 2553 02:25:50,800 --> 02:25:54,580 Next game, Metal Gear fan. 2554 02:25:54,700 --> 02:25:57,560 I have Heavy Rain ready to go. 2555 02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:01,320 But I think a little bit of Warzone 2556 02:26:01,320 --> 02:26:05,440 and possibly Shafi before that. 2557 02:26:05,480 --> 02:26:06,260 I'm not sure. 2558 02:26:08,760 --> 02:26:10,100 Only been streaming an hour, 2559 02:26:10,460 --> 02:26:12,560 but you've already witnessed some amazing 2560 02:26:12,560 --> 02:26:15,180 big brain maneuvers. 2561 02:26:16,800 --> 02:26:17,360 Also, 2562 02:26:17,360 --> 02:26:21,260 a fantastic Warzone session 2563 02:26:21,260 --> 02:26:22,440 where I made it... 2564 02:26:22,440 --> 02:26:24,060 I made mincemeat of cunts. 2565 02:26:24,980 --> 02:26:25,460 Except, 2566 02:26:26,220 --> 02:26:27,120 Infinity Ward, 2567 02:26:27,180 --> 02:26:28,140 or whoever they are, 2568 02:26:28,700 --> 02:26:30,400 decided to shut down the game 2569 02:26:30,400 --> 02:26:31,460 in its prime. 2570 02:26:31,460 --> 02:26:31,540 ... 2571 02:26:31,540 --> 02:26:44,340 Gotta hand it to the Japanese. 2572 02:26:44,680 --> 02:26:46,880 They really know how to do a number on you. 2573 02:26:49,560 --> 02:26:50,040 Yosim. 2574 02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:51,100 Thank you very much. 2575 02:26:51,100 --> 02:26:53,360 ...to steal my work on the G-Virus. 2576 02:26:53,720 --> 02:26:54,580 Very kind of ya. 2577 02:26:59,900 --> 02:27:00,340 And... 2578 02:27:00,340 --> 02:27:01,460 Jam Jar, 2579 02:27:01,680 --> 02:27:02,140 also. 2580 02:27:03,140 --> 02:27:06,480 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2581 02:27:06,480 --> 02:27:10,240 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2582 02:27:10,240 --> 02:27:25,940 I tell you something. It could be good. 2583 02:27:29,520 --> 02:27:31,600 It could be good. 2584 02:27:31,600 --> 02:28:01,580 It could be good. 2585 02:28:01,580 --> 02:28:31,560 It could be good. 2586 02:28:31,560 --> 02:28:33,560 It could be good. 2587 02:28:33,560 --> 02:28:37,560 It could be good. 2588 02:28:37,560 --> 02:28:43,560 It could be good. 2589 02:28:43,560 --> 02:28:49,560 It could be good. 2590 02:28:49,560 --> 02:28:55,560 It could be good. 2591 02:28:55,560 --> 02:29:01,560 It could be good. 2592 02:29:01,560 --> 02:29:03,560 It could be better. 2593 02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:07,560 Or it works. 2594 02:29:07,560 --> 02:29:37,540 Thank you. 2595 02:29:37,540 --> 02:29:47,760 Moondust is still a problem. 2596 02:29:47,760 --> 02:30:17,740 Thank you. 2597 02:30:17,740 --> 02:30:34,380 One second there. 2598 02:30:34,380 --> 02:31:04,360 One second there. 2599 02:31:04,360 --> 02:31:34,340 One second there. 2600 02:31:34,340 --> 02:32:04,320 One second there. 2601 02:32:04,320 --> 02:32:34,300 One second there. 2602 02:32:34,300 --> 02:33:04,280 One second there. 2603 02:33:04,280 --> 02:33:34,260 One second there. 2604 02:33:34,260 --> 02:34:04,240 One second there. 2605 02:34:04,240 --> 02:34:34,220 One second there. 2606 02:34:34,220 --> 02:35:04,200 One second there. 2607 02:35:04,200 --> 02:35:34,180 One second there. 2608 02:35:34,180 --> 02:36:04,160 One second there. 2609 02:36:04,160 --> 02:36:34,140 One second there. 2610 02:36:34,140 --> 02:37:04,120 One second there. 2611 02:37:04,120 --> 02:37:34,100 One second there. 2612 02:37:34,100 --> 02:38:04,080 One second there. 2613 02:38:04,080 --> 02:38:34,060 One second there. 2614 02:38:34,060 --> 02:39:04,040 One second there. 2615 02:39:04,040 --> 02:39:34,020 One second there. 2616 02:39:34,020 --> 02:39:53,600 Bob, Bob Martin, thanks very much for the tip. We get our load out or is it gonna be a fuckin' kill zone scenario if we get there. We've already caused a bit of a ruckus, too much of a sound ruckus. Look at this. 2617 02:39:59,600 --> 02:40:10,060 We caused a sound ruckus which should alert many people to our presence. This could be a- we're gonna get headshatted. We're gonna get headshatted. We've got the Yeti. 2618 02:40:21,400 --> 02:40:27,140 Lad's just gone up there. We've raided our tower here. 2619 02:40:27,140 --> 02:40:32,900 That cunt doesn't see us. 2620 02:40:40,760 --> 02:40:45,380 Fuck off! Sorry about that. It's just- I got stuck. 2621 02:40:53,380 --> 02:40:56,700 We've lost eyes on the objective. Contract failed. 2622 02:40:57,320 --> 02:40:59,140 Did you hear the tonality of him? 2623 02:41:00,300 --> 02:41:04,300 We lost the objective. Contract failed. 2624 02:41:08,520 --> 02:41:13,420 The guy up there is probably gone because he's not on our yoke anymore. 2625 02:41:13,420 --> 02:41:30,240 Don't like the way they put the fuckin' mask on. Straight away. 2626 02:41:36,500 --> 02:41:37,260 What the fuck? 2627 02:41:38,940 --> 02:41:42,140 How do you swap it? I wanna keep it in the- in the backpack for later. 2628 02:41:56,520 --> 02:42:02,000 Just need to figure out this, uh, gas mask because it reduces your hearing and it reduces- 2629 02:42:02,000 --> 02:42:04,400 Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. 2630 02:42:04,460 --> 02:42:07,120 Okay, great. 2631 02:42:09,880 --> 02:42:13,360 Do we want a survivor or do we want a- we want a ghost? 2632 02:42:19,960 --> 02:42:22,960 We- we need- we need some radar action big time. 2633 02:42:23,780 --> 02:42:24,820 You'll do for now. 2634 02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:24,820 No. 2635 02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:24,820 No. 2636 02:42:24,820 --> 02:42:36,160 We need to start moving. 2637 02:42:38,800 --> 02:42:40,000 That's not the right button. 2638 02:42:40,340 --> 02:42:42,220 That's not the right way to go about moving. 2639 02:42:42,220 --> 02:43:03,280 You got gas moving in. 2640 02:43:03,680 --> 02:43:05,840 You got bad gas again. 2641 02:43:10,500 --> 02:43:16,620 You need to make amendments to your diet or go and seek help from a medical professional. 2642 02:43:19,740 --> 02:43:22,880 PRG. I think they're more hassle than they're worth, those fucking things. 2643 02:43:25,880 --> 02:43:28,940 I mean, I haven't got to grips with a lot of the new items. 2644 02:43:38,780 --> 02:43:43,780 *Gunshot* 2645 02:43:59,780 --> 02:44:01,780 Bounty targets marked. Kill 'em all. 2646 02:44:01,780 --> 02:44:07,780 *Gunshot* 2647 02:44:07,780 --> 02:44:09,780 Just wanna make sure... 2648 02:44:09,780 --> 02:44:14,780 We've got our little pocket radar. I won't pop it here. I'll wait until we get near Bounty Boy. 2649 02:44:14,780 --> 02:44:22,780 I don't wanna go for that rope and then get fuckin' sniped, but I doubt there's anyone out here. 2650 02:44:22,780 --> 02:44:26,780 *Gunshot* 2651 02:44:26,780 --> 02:44:28,780 *Gunshot* 2652 02:44:28,780 --> 02:44:30,780 *Boldovir* 2653 02:44:33,500 --> 02:44:35,500 *Boldovir* 2654 02:44:56,380 --> 02:45:01,980 Right in the middle, right in the middle. In that, in that one there. 2655 02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:24,980 *Boldovir* 2656 02:45:24,980 --> 02:45:26,980 Gonna get fucking shot here. 2657 02:45:26,980 --> 02:45:27,980 *Boldovir* 2658 02:45:27,980 --> 02:45:29,980 Oh, God, where- where is he? 2659 02:45:29,980 --> 02:45:31,980 *Boldovir* 2660 02:45:31,980 --> 02:45:33,980 You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated. 2661 02:45:33,980 --> 02:45:40,980 He's gone across the tracks. 2662 02:45:58,040 --> 02:46:03,380 Just heard someone die. 2663 02:46:03,380 --> 02:46:06,380 Climb that ladder, glad. Go on. 2664 02:46:06,380 --> 02:46:09,380 There's a sniper. 2665 02:46:13,380 --> 02:46:16,380 There's a sniper across the way. 2666 02:46:24,380 --> 02:46:26,380 We need to make sure we're... 2667 02:46:26,380 --> 02:46:28,380 We're gonna get caught up in a fucking... 2668 02:46:28,380 --> 02:46:32,780 In a bad, bad scenario. We need to get out of here. 2669 02:46:32,780 --> 02:46:33,780 We're moving. 2670 02:46:53,780 --> 02:46:54,780 There he is. 2671 02:46:58,780 --> 02:47:19,020 I hope Father Wesley Snipes isn't tracking me here now. 2672 02:47:19,020 --> 02:47:39,100 An old heartbeat sensor wouldn't go missing out. 2673 02:47:39,100 --> 02:47:52,700 I love those two gulag yokes are. 2674 02:47:52,700 --> 02:48:14,740 I'm just waiting. 2675 02:48:14,740 --> 02:48:39,780 I'm sure Father Wesley Snipes is going to come that way but it's not happening. 2676 02:48:39,780 --> 02:48:46,780 Someone close by firing shots. 2677 02:48:46,780 --> 02:48:58,780 The gas mask, remember the gas mask. 2678 02:48:58,780 --> 02:49:03,780 Friendly loadout drops on the way. 2679 02:49:03,780 --> 02:49:05,780 Just do a little bit of... 2680 02:49:05,780 --> 02:49:07,780 A bit of shnaking around here. 2681 02:49:07,780 --> 02:49:12,780 I mean it's not camping like survival. 2682 02:49:12,780 --> 02:49:19,780 I think we should just aim to get a win no matter how many bodies you drop. 2683 02:49:19,780 --> 02:49:27,780 And then move on to advanced killing tactics. 2684 02:49:27,780 --> 02:49:34,780 This is uh... 2685 02:49:34,780 --> 02:49:42,780 It's gonna be an interesting fucking scenario here. 2686 02:49:42,780 --> 02:50:02,780 It's gonna be lads going for that loadout. 2687 02:50:02,780 --> 02:50:23,780 As we can hear. 2688 02:50:23,780 --> 02:50:24,780 Fuck. 2689 02:50:24,780 --> 02:50:38,780 It's going down over there in the house. 2690 02:50:38,780 --> 02:50:40,780 Someone above me. 2691 02:50:40,780 --> 02:50:41,780 I've got four remaining. 2692 02:50:41,780 --> 02:50:42,780 Stay sharp. 2693 02:50:42,780 --> 02:50:47,780 Get your fucking gas mask on. 2694 02:50:47,780 --> 02:50:48,780 Oh. 2695 02:50:48,780 --> 02:50:49,780 Oh boy, only five remained. 2696 02:50:49,780 --> 02:50:50,780 You were close. 2697 02:50:50,780 --> 02:50:51,780 It's a valiant effort. 2698 02:50:51,780 --> 02:50:52,780 Keep your head up. 2699 02:50:52,780 --> 02:50:53,780 Return to base for debrief. 2700 02:50:53,780 --> 02:51:05,780 I can live with that. 2701 02:51:05,780 --> 02:51:09,780 Someone just hiding in a building waiting for people to come in. 2702 02:51:09,780 --> 02:51:10,780 What? 2703 02:51:10,780 --> 02:51:13,780 How would you even live with yourself? 2704 02:51:13,780 --> 02:51:14,780 Do you know? 2705 02:51:14,780 --> 02:51:18,780 There's no way you can deal with that scenario. 2706 02:51:18,780 --> 02:51:21,780 There's no honour in it. 2707 02:51:21,780 --> 02:51:22,780 Is right. 2708 02:51:22,780 --> 02:51:23,780 Antonio. 2709 02:51:23,780 --> 02:51:24,780 Uh... 2710 02:51:25,780 --> 02:51:26,780 Definitely no honour. 2711 02:51:26,780 --> 02:51:28,780 Thanks very much there for the tips lads. 2712 02:51:28,780 --> 02:51:29,780 Bob Martin. 2713 02:51:29,780 --> 02:51:30,780 Thank you very much. 2714 02:51:30,780 --> 02:51:32,780 I hope you're getting on well and you're feeling better. 2715 02:51:32,780 --> 02:51:33,780 See you were... 2716 02:51:34,780 --> 02:51:35,780 You went well. 2717 02:51:36,780 --> 02:51:37,780 Uh... 2718 02:51:37,780 --> 02:51:38,780 Thank you very much for the tip. 2719 02:51:38,780 --> 02:51:39,780 And Marty Marcy. 2720 02:51:39,780 --> 02:51:40,780 Thank you very much. 2721 02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:41,780 And Deans in the Heans. 2722 02:51:41,780 --> 02:51:42,780 Thank you very much. 2723 02:51:47,780 --> 02:51:48,780 Is this the guy that killed me? 2724 02:51:49,780 --> 02:51:50,780 Or did he already get dead? 2725 02:51:50,780 --> 02:51:51,780 Did he probably... 2726 02:51:51,780 --> 02:51:52,780 He probably... 2727 02:51:52,780 --> 02:51:53,780 He wasn't great. 2728 02:51:53,780 --> 02:51:54,780 You know, if... 2729 02:51:54,780 --> 02:51:56,780 If that's the way you set up your stall. 2730 02:51:56,780 --> 02:51:58,780 You're just gonna wait in a fucking... 2731 02:51:58,780 --> 02:51:59,780 Huch. 2732 02:51:59,780 --> 02:52:00,780 Or a shed. 2733 02:52:00,780 --> 02:52:01,780 Then... 2734 02:52:01,780 --> 02:52:02,780 I've no sympathy for you. 2735 02:52:02,780 --> 02:52:03,780 I've no sympathy for you. 2736 02:52:14,780 --> 02:52:15,780 That was him as well. 2737 02:52:15,780 --> 02:52:16,780 And that's... 2738 02:52:16,780 --> 02:52:17,780 He got what... 2739 02:52:17,780 --> 02:52:18,780 He really got what was coming to him. 2740 02:52:18,780 --> 02:52:19,780 He's a safe zone located. 2741 02:52:19,780 --> 02:52:24,780 Pure fucking cowardice. 2742 02:52:24,780 --> 02:52:36,740 *sad music* 2743 02:52:36,740 --> 02:52:38,740 *sad music* 2744 02:52:38,740 --> 02:52:44,740 *sad music* 2745 02:52:44,740 --> 02:52:47,740 Let's just see it, let's just see this. 2746 02:52:47,740 --> 02:52:51,740 *sad music* 2747 02:52:51,740 --> 02:53:00,700 You know, there's no honor. Imagine losing to that. No honor in it at all. And I'm on probably fucking 50 ping or something. 2748 02:53:00,700 --> 02:53:03,700 *sad music* 2749 02:53:03,700 --> 02:53:11,700 These guys are on high ping. They don't have... they don't have the problems I'm facing, you know? 2750 02:53:11,700 --> 02:53:17,700 *sad music* 2751 02:53:17,700 --> 02:53:22,660 *sad music* 2752 02:53:22,660 --> 02:53:26,660 *sad music* 2753 02:53:26,660 --> 02:53:35,620 *sad music* 2754 02:53:35,620 --> 02:53:40,580 *sad music* 2755 02:53:40,580 --> 02:53:42,580 *sad music* 2756 02:53:42,580 --> 02:53:51,540 *sad music* 2757 02:53:51,540 --> 02:53:56,540 Pure quality. A real tactician. 2758 02:53:56,540 --> 02:54:13,540 Loot. Advance. Endure. 2759 02:54:13,540 --> 02:54:20,540 Getting ready to go. Loot. Advance. Endure. Remember to infill and get ready for combat. 2760 02:54:20,540 --> 02:54:25,540 Scavage weapons and equipment. You gotta complete contracts. 2761 02:54:25,540 --> 02:54:31,540 We're gonna be utilizing those buy stations. Access your custom Christmas loadout. 2762 02:54:31,540 --> 02:54:37,540 Under that tree this year, that big jolly red man is gonna be delivering a good few presents. 2763 02:54:37,540 --> 02:54:43,540 You gotta make sure to hoard all presents. 2764 02:54:43,540 --> 02:54:48,540 If you don't, you're going to the war zone. 2765 02:54:48,540 --> 02:54:54,540 Jingle bells, jingle bells, soldier. 2766 02:54:54,540 --> 02:55:20,540 How do you buy the Francis sound pack for war zone? I'm not sure they've put it in. I did send a lot of emails to the company saying, look, I'm available. I exist. Put me in the game, will you? And no response at all. As if they, as if, as if to say they don't even know or care who I am. Do you know? 2767 02:55:20,540 --> 02:55:21,540 Do you know? 2768 02:55:21,540 --> 02:55:21,540 Do you know? 2769 02:55:21,540 --> 02:55:22,540 Do you know? 2770 02:55:22,540 --> 02:55:32,540 There's all these other skins in the game. You know, Snoop Dogg and the boys. 2771 02:55:32,540 --> 02:55:34,540 You're not a killer. No, I'm not. 2772 02:55:49,540 --> 02:55:52,540 Gordon Gansey, thank you very much for the tip. 2773 02:55:52,540 --> 02:55:53,540 We'll be deploying shortly. 2774 02:55:53,540 --> 02:55:54,540 We'll be deploying shortly. 2775 02:55:54,540 --> 02:55:55,540 We'll be deploying shortly. 2776 02:55:55,540 --> 02:55:56,540 We'll be deploying shortly. 2777 02:55:56,540 --> 02:55:59,540 We can we get, uh, I'd like to get different. 2778 02:55:59,540 --> 02:56:09,540 Can I, can I, can I edit my own one? 2779 02:56:09,540 --> 02:56:11,540 Enemy soldier incoming. 2780 02:56:11,540 --> 02:56:20,540 I edit that. Can't edit it in this menu. You need to go back to your main menu. 2781 02:56:20,540 --> 02:56:22,540 menu. 2782 02:56:22,540 --> 02:56:29,540 *gunshot* 2783 02:56:29,540 --> 02:56:31,540 *gunshot* 2784 02:56:31,540 --> 02:56:33,540 *gunshot* 2785 02:56:33,540 --> 02:56:34,540 *gunshot* 2786 02:56:34,540 --> 02:56:36,540 Enemies are dropping into the area. Watch the skies. 2787 02:56:36,540 --> 02:56:39,540 *gunshot* 2788 02:56:39,540 --> 02:56:42,540 All stations, green light, we are deploying to the war zone. 2789 02:56:42,540 --> 02:56:47,540 *gunshot* 2790 02:56:47,540 --> 02:56:50,540 Let's get that bird spinning, finish up. We're airborne in three. 2791 02:56:50,540 --> 02:56:53,540 What's your ass down there? 2792 02:56:53,540 --> 02:56:54,540 *gunshot* 2793 02:56:54,540 --> 02:56:58,540 Green light, you're going to the war zone. Grab your gear and shoot. You're up in three. 2794 02:56:58,540 --> 02:57:03,540 Enemy activity will be high. Expect contact early and often. 2795 02:57:03,540 --> 02:57:05,540 *gunshot* 2796 02:57:05,540 --> 02:57:09,540 *gunshot* 2797 02:57:09,540 --> 02:57:11,540 Let's roll. 2798 02:57:11,540 --> 02:57:13,540 *gunshot* 2799 02:57:13,540 --> 02:57:15,540 *gunshot* 2800 02:57:15,540 --> 02:57:16,540 *gunshot* 2801 02:57:16,540 --> 02:57:17,540 *gunshot* 2802 02:57:17,540 --> 02:57:18,540 *gunshot* 2803 02:57:18,540 --> 02:57:21,540 *gunshot* 2804 02:57:21,540 --> 02:57:22,540 *gunshot* 2805 02:57:22,540 --> 02:57:23,540 Here we go! 2806 02:57:23,540 --> 02:57:27,540 *gunshot* 2807 02:57:27,540 --> 02:57:28,540 *gunshot* 2808 02:57:28,540 --> 02:57:29,540 *gunshot* 2809 02:57:29,540 --> 02:57:30,540 *gunshot* 2810 02:57:30,540 --> 02:57:31,540 *gunshot* 2811 02:57:31,540 --> 02:57:31,540 *gunshot* 2812 02:57:31,540 --> 02:57:32,540 *gunshot* 2813 02:57:32,540 --> 02:57:33,540 *gunshot* 2814 02:57:33,540 --> 02:57:34,540 *gunshot* 2815 02:57:34,540 --> 02:57:35,540 *gunshot* 2816 02:57:35,540 --> 02:57:36,540 *gunshot* 2817 02:57:36,540 --> 02:57:39,540 all right 2818 02:57:44,100 --> 02:57:55,500 maybe that chicken Roya you know what to call in French Roya cheese soldier you 2819 02:57:55,500 --> 02:57:58,980 know the war zone make sure you've got everything you've got everything which 2820 02:57:58,980 --> 02:58:04,140 you right you got your wallet your phone make sure you have every all your 2821 02:58:04,140 --> 02:58:11,220 personal belongings and items you won't get them back once you're in there in 2822 02:58:11,220 --> 02:58:29,700 those shops in the war zone remember that right you got gas again how many times I 2823 02:58:29,700 --> 02:58:39,900 have to ask you about your gas you stick get it looked at obviously a problem you 2824 02:58:39,900 --> 02:58:55,020 got a problem obviously so look right we got we got Intel on your next gas spread we 2825 02:58:55,020 --> 02:58:59,460 know what's coming we know what it smells like we need to get out of there you do 2826 02:58:59,460 --> 02:59:06,180 too don't take it personally soldier he's trying to look out for you in the war zone 2827 02:59:06,180 --> 02:59:16,740 you don't want to stick that place out you hear you might need to lay off the beans high 2828 02:59:16,740 --> 02:59:29,820 fiber content a lot of protein right I'm come going the completely wrong way I I 2829 02:59:29,820 --> 02:59:43,820 I hope this isn't one of those timed yokes though where you have to stand by it for fucking 10 minutes because uh... 2830 02:59:43,820 --> 02:59:48,820 Look at this. 2831 02:59:48,820 --> 02:59:54,820 You're upstairs. 2832 02:59:54,820 --> 03:00:01,820 Oh my god. 2833 03:00:01,820 --> 03:00:05,820 We're going sparring partner. 2834 03:00:05,820 --> 03:00:09,820 Get your gloves on you're going sparring. 2835 03:00:09,820 --> 03:00:13,820 Gas is moving in fast you better get this spar session done. 2836 03:00:13,820 --> 03:00:15,820 You hear? 2837 03:00:15,820 --> 03:00:22,820 I can hear footsteps now I'm gonna get slaughtered. 2838 03:00:22,820 --> 03:00:23,820 Race. 2839 03:00:23,820 --> 03:00:24,820 Connection established. 2840 03:00:24,820 --> 03:00:29,820 I want you to secure that area until the upload completes. 2841 03:00:29,820 --> 03:00:36,820 Here we go. 2842 03:00:36,820 --> 03:00:38,820 Here we go. 2843 03:00:38,820 --> 03:00:50,820 Here we go. 2844 03:00:50,820 --> 03:00:52,820 Here we go. 2845 03:00:52,820 --> 03:00:59,820 And that is a booster soldier. 2846 03:00:59,820 --> 03:01:01,820 I told you. 2847 03:01:22,820 --> 03:01:26,820 Someone right over there now. 2848 03:01:26,820 --> 03:01:35,820 You gotta load out drop inbound. 2849 03:01:43,820 --> 03:01:47,820 Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. 2850 03:01:51,820 --> 03:01:58,820 Fucking use the rail. I wonder is this loadout gonna be intercepted by the gas? 2851 03:01:58,820 --> 03:02:05,820 Gaseous clay. 2852 03:02:05,820 --> 03:02:06,820 Gaseous clay. 2853 03:02:06,820 --> 03:02:12,820 Back in biz. 2854 03:02:12,820 --> 03:02:24,820 Back in biz. 2855 03:02:24,820 --> 03:02:26,820 Back in biz. 2856 03:02:26,820 --> 03:02:27,820 Back in biz. 2857 03:02:44,820 --> 03:02:46,820 You're losing ground. Move it. 2858 03:02:47,820 --> 03:02:48,820 What's that there? 2859 03:02:48,820 --> 03:02:49,820 Look at that movement. 2860 03:02:49,820 --> 03:03:17,420 I got any radar stuff, no. 2861 03:03:18,860 --> 03:03:20,860 Need to move anywhere. 2862 03:03:22,860 --> 03:03:28,860 Oh, you're creepy. I'm after buying some new clobber. Round up the boys to come pointing. I want the whole town to feed. 2863 03:03:31,860 --> 03:03:33,860 Oh, not a grenade. 2864 03:03:33,860 --> 03:03:35,860 Oh, no. 2865 03:03:35,860 --> 03:03:37,860 Oh, no. 2866 03:03:37,860 --> 03:03:39,860 Oh, no. 2867 03:03:39,860 --> 03:03:41,860 Oh, no. 2868 03:03:41,860 --> 03:03:43,860 Oh, no. 2869 03:03:43,860 --> 03:03:45,860 Oh, no. 2870 03:03:45,860 --> 03:04:09,180 Come on. 2871 03:04:09,180 --> 03:04:18,180 Oh, fuck. 2872 03:04:18,180 --> 03:04:27,460 Your red trick will smother you. 2873 03:04:27,460 --> 03:04:34,460 Hmm. 2874 03:04:34,460 --> 03:05:00,580 Someone in here. 2875 03:05:00,580 --> 03:05:01,960 That's great. 2876 03:05:01,960 --> 03:05:29,140 Gas is inbound, marking a new safe zone. 2877 03:05:29,140 --> 03:05:30,140 There we go. 2878 03:05:30,140 --> 03:05:31,140 There we go. 2879 03:05:31,140 --> 03:05:32,140 There we go. 2880 03:05:32,140 --> 03:05:33,140 There we go. 2881 03:05:33,140 --> 03:05:34,140 There we go. 2882 03:05:34,140 --> 03:05:35,140 There we go. 2883 03:05:36,140 --> 03:05:36,140 There we go. 2884 03:05:37,140 --> 03:05:37,140 There we go. 2885 03:05:38,140 --> 03:05:38,140 There we go. 2886 03:05:39,140 --> 03:05:39,140 There we go. 2887 03:05:40,140 --> 03:05:40,140 There we go. 2888 03:05:41,140 --> 03:05:41,140 There we go. 2889 03:05:42,140 --> 03:05:42,140 There we go. 2890 03:05:42,140 --> 03:06:04,860 Cork, thank you very much. 2891 03:06:05,220 --> 03:06:06,800 Murdoch, thank you very, very much. 2892 03:06:07,400 --> 03:06:08,040 Fucking hell. 2893 03:06:08,860 --> 03:06:10,120 Nice tip, man. Thank you very much. 2894 03:06:10,120 --> 03:06:13,700 Cool stuff, man. 2895 03:06:19,280 --> 03:06:22,100 Apologies for the lack of death that I've been bringing here. 2896 03:06:22,200 --> 03:06:28,700 I'm kind of just, this is a pacifist, pacifist, pacifistic playthrough of Warzone. 2897 03:06:29,400 --> 03:06:31,380 But don't, don't be fooled. 2898 03:06:31,380 --> 03:06:40,460 I really am ready to level accusations of bullet towards anyone who besmirch, who dares besmirch my name. 2899 03:06:42,200 --> 03:06:43,460 Or character. 2900 03:06:55,380 --> 03:06:57,980 Is this a bad idea, taking the boat? 2901 03:07:05,900 --> 03:07:07,540 Last boat out of Saigon. 2902 03:07:13,460 --> 03:07:13,940 Saigonomics. 2903 03:07:13,940 --> 03:07:35,560 There's no Saigonomics down there. 2904 03:07:35,560 --> 03:07:42,300 It seems to be pretty free from Saigonomic activity down there. 2905 03:07:44,640 --> 03:07:47,540 Could be a couple of voodoos in the chamber. 2906 03:07:57,920 --> 03:08:01,600 Fuck, I don't want to go through the mainframe, but it's probably better. 2907 03:08:03,360 --> 03:08:05,120 It's just there could be some fuckers waiting. 2908 03:08:11,440 --> 03:08:13,440 Could really do with the radar, see? 2909 03:08:14,480 --> 03:08:15,000 Radar. 2910 03:08:15,000 --> 03:08:16,860 I've got ten grand in the back pocket. 2911 03:08:17,000 --> 03:08:17,440 That should... 2912 03:08:18,440 --> 03:08:19,440 We need to find a... 2913 03:08:20,320 --> 03:08:21,540 Let's just aim for that. 2914 03:08:22,260 --> 03:08:24,440 Get boosted into the sky and then go find a... 2915 03:08:25,900 --> 03:08:28,080 A buy station. 2916 03:08:35,440 --> 03:08:38,080 There could be a few Papa Shangos, yeah. 2917 03:08:38,080 --> 03:08:41,000 I was banking on Saigonomics. 2918 03:08:42,060 --> 03:08:42,860 Saigonometry. 2919 03:08:44,960 --> 03:08:47,440 But there could be a Shangoistic... 2920 03:08:48,180 --> 03:08:50,180 Feeling or vibe. 2921 03:08:54,080 --> 03:08:54,640 Uh-oh. 2922 03:08:55,020 --> 03:08:55,560 Here we go, look. 2923 03:08:59,240 --> 03:09:00,480 Ah, you fucker. 2924 03:09:00,480 --> 03:09:01,480 Goosed. 2925 03:09:19,980 --> 03:09:21,920 Shango number five. 2926 03:09:24,600 --> 03:09:25,600 Hey, Campri. 2927 03:09:25,800 --> 03:09:26,640 How are you doing, man? 2928 03:09:27,120 --> 03:09:28,400 Get ready to dance. 2929 03:09:28,400 --> 03:09:32,000 What is it? 2930 03:09:32,320 --> 03:09:32,680 Foxtrot? 2931 03:09:32,860 --> 03:09:33,240 Chacha? 2932 03:09:33,680 --> 03:09:34,080 Tangle? 2933 03:09:36,480 --> 03:09:37,500 I'm ready for ya. 2934 03:09:44,880 --> 03:09:45,560 Back of the head! 2935 03:09:45,620 --> 03:09:46,080 Back of the head! 2936 03:09:46,480 --> 03:09:47,420 That's it, Campri. 2937 03:09:48,000 --> 03:09:50,080 Don't dance with me ever again. 2938 03:09:53,200 --> 03:09:54,000 Got spooked. 2939 03:09:54,260 --> 03:09:56,500 Now, you might think that's toxic behavior, 2940 03:09:56,700 --> 03:09:58,840 but it's actually empowering, 2941 03:09:59,140 --> 03:10:01,620 because what happens is you spook them, 2942 03:10:01,680 --> 03:10:03,020 you get inside their mind, 2943 03:10:03,160 --> 03:10:05,700 you bind to their receptors, 2944 03:10:06,160 --> 03:10:08,640 and you bend their expectations 2945 03:10:08,640 --> 03:10:11,320 until they're fully, 2946 03:10:11,480 --> 03:10:13,260 fully warped. 2947 03:10:13,580 --> 03:10:13,740 Now, 2948 03:10:14,920 --> 03:10:16,820 let's not lose track of the fucking scenario 2949 03:10:16,820 --> 03:10:18,360 we've been faced with here. 2950 03:10:18,360 --> 03:10:18,680 We've... 2951 03:10:18,680 --> 03:10:35,820 He didn't know what to say, you see. 2952 03:10:36,360 --> 03:10:37,720 I was asking him to go... 2953 03:10:37,720 --> 03:10:39,200 to come dance with me, 2954 03:10:39,320 --> 03:10:40,720 and he doesn't know 2955 03:10:40,720 --> 03:10:41,860 whether or not to answer that. 2956 03:10:42,860 --> 03:10:44,440 It might not be in his culture 2957 03:10:44,440 --> 03:10:45,800 to dance with another man. 2958 03:10:46,500 --> 03:10:47,000 But... 2959 03:10:47,000 --> 03:10:50,340 So he's immediately on the back foot, 2960 03:10:50,400 --> 03:10:50,680 you know? 2961 03:11:03,520 --> 03:11:05,620 So we have a 30 clip and a 20... 2962 03:11:05,620 --> 03:11:06,500 This is rubbish. 2963 03:11:06,780 --> 03:11:07,360 And a shotgun. 2964 03:11:07,440 --> 03:11:08,260 I don't even want that, 2965 03:11:08,320 --> 03:11:09,500 even though it's a... 2966 03:11:09,500 --> 03:11:10,520 high-value weapon. 2967 03:11:11,200 --> 03:11:13,060 It's just... 2968 03:11:13,060 --> 03:11:15,340 Gonna have to go with what we've... 2969 03:11:15,340 --> 03:11:16,200 got here. 2970 03:11:16,640 --> 03:11:17,540 Custom pistols. 2971 03:11:17,780 --> 03:11:18,960 I'd nearly go akimbo! 2972 03:11:22,240 --> 03:11:22,760 No. 2973 03:11:26,760 --> 03:11:29,040 Let's get this radar going over here. 2974 03:11:29,840 --> 03:11:30,460 But we... 2975 03:11:30,460 --> 03:11:32,040 We don't want to get Darcy-fied. 2976 03:11:45,980 --> 03:11:47,440 Probably gonna get head-shotted here. 2977 03:11:48,740 --> 03:11:50,080 Gonna get head-shotted, everyone. 2978 03:11:51,880 --> 03:11:52,280 No. 2979 03:11:53,120 --> 03:11:54,100 And that's us. 2980 03:11:55,100 --> 03:11:55,660 Immediate... 2981 03:11:55,660 --> 03:11:57,660 Immediate facility clear... 2982 03:11:58,680 --> 03:11:59,080 Ish. 2983 03:11:59,760 --> 03:12:00,660 I mean, we might have... 2984 03:12:01,420 --> 03:12:04,840 We might have a few fucking bad boys. 2985 03:12:06,640 --> 03:12:08,180 You got gas inbound. 2986 03:12:08,420 --> 03:12:09,680 You got gas again! 2987 03:12:13,840 --> 03:12:15,360 But they could be ghosting, 2988 03:12:15,420 --> 03:12:17,860 so we just need to approach with caution. 2989 03:12:18,640 --> 03:12:19,200 Take that. 2990 03:12:20,780 --> 03:12:21,660 Put you in the... 2991 03:12:22,940 --> 03:12:23,960 Put you in there. 2992 03:12:24,060 --> 03:12:24,200 No. 2993 03:12:24,200 --> 03:12:25,760 Loadout drop headed your way. 2994 03:12:30,220 --> 03:12:31,960 Okay, we have a bad boy over there. 2995 03:12:32,560 --> 03:12:33,380 We've no range! 2996 03:12:34,380 --> 03:12:35,960 We've no weapons with range. 2997 03:12:37,560 --> 03:12:39,140 Lads just landed in there as well. 2998 03:12:39,220 --> 03:12:39,740 Landini. 2999 03:12:41,960 --> 03:12:53,720 I don't want to go for the loadout drop because... 3000 03:12:53,720 --> 03:12:56,960 That's just gonna be snipe central, I'd say. 3001 03:13:01,760 --> 03:13:03,280 Get rid of this fucking camera. 3002 03:13:03,280 --> 03:13:04,140 It's... 3003 03:13:04,140 --> 03:13:04,660 Load of wank. 3004 03:13:04,660 --> 03:13:24,300 Requesting recon flyover. 3005 03:13:24,300 --> 03:13:24,640 Copy. 3006 03:13:24,900 --> 03:13:26,160 UAV orbiting the AO. 3007 03:13:26,400 --> 03:13:26,860 Recon is on fire. 3008 03:13:26,860 --> 03:13:28,100 Seemingly is clear. 3009 03:13:28,980 --> 03:13:29,940 At the low D. 3010 03:13:29,940 --> 03:13:29,980 Okay. 3011 03:13:29,980 --> 03:13:35,540 And look at that. 3012 03:13:35,540 --> 03:13:37,160 A lovely little dive space for us. 3013 03:13:40,160 --> 03:13:41,900 Let's get in that building and chill out. 3014 03:13:43,200 --> 03:13:44,420 Get in this building and chill out. 3015 03:13:47,420 --> 03:13:47,980 Chill out. 3016 03:13:48,840 --> 03:13:49,800 Chill out building. 3017 03:13:52,160 --> 03:13:53,740 Welcome to the chill zone. 3018 03:13:55,880 --> 03:13:56,720 We'll just fucking... 3019 03:13:57,720 --> 03:13:57,720 Gather... 3020 03:13:58,720 --> 03:13:59,700 Our thoughts here. 3021 03:13:59,760 --> 03:14:00,540 We're going for the win. 3022 03:14:00,600 --> 03:14:02,140 This isn't fucking play days. 3023 03:14:08,000 --> 03:14:08,440 Chillwood. 3024 03:14:10,540 --> 03:14:13,360 Thank you very much, Murdoch, for your kind hard tip. 3025 03:14:13,480 --> 03:14:14,300 Gordon Gansey. 3026 03:14:14,440 --> 03:14:15,460 Deans in the Heans. 3027 03:14:15,720 --> 03:14:16,320 And Cork. 3028 03:14:16,440 --> 03:14:17,200 Thank you very much. 3029 03:14:22,500 --> 03:14:23,480 I'm Bob Merson. 3030 03:14:23,580 --> 03:14:24,980 I hope you're getting on well, man. 3031 03:14:25,780 --> 03:14:26,500 You're feeling better. 3032 03:14:43,280 --> 03:14:45,060 Have I got... 3033 03:14:45,060 --> 03:14:48,600 I don't know whether to put that on. 3034 03:14:48,720 --> 03:14:50,340 It was the last time it took up time. 3035 03:14:50,760 --> 03:14:51,360 Putting it on. 3036 03:14:54,100 --> 03:14:55,700 I'm just going to put it on and leave it on. 3037 03:14:55,960 --> 03:14:56,500 In case. 3038 03:14:58,460 --> 03:14:58,820 Nah. 3039 03:14:59,640 --> 03:15:00,260 Take it off. 3040 03:15:06,140 --> 03:15:07,920 I think that's... 3041 03:15:07,920 --> 03:15:10,520 Our little area we want to be in. 3042 03:15:11,840 --> 03:15:12,440 Nine left. 3043 03:15:12,700 --> 03:15:13,560 Keep the pressure on. 3044 03:15:14,220 --> 03:15:15,020 Nine left. 3045 03:15:15,440 --> 03:15:16,020 Here we go. 3046 03:15:16,160 --> 03:15:17,500 I might go tack voice for this. 3047 03:15:18,320 --> 03:15:18,520 Oh. 3048 03:15:23,080 --> 03:15:23,800 You got... 3049 03:15:23,800 --> 03:15:24,880 You got pressurized. 3050 03:15:24,960 --> 03:15:26,840 We had a couple of pressurizers coming in, soldier. 3051 03:15:26,960 --> 03:15:28,440 You need to make sure you got your... 3052 03:15:28,440 --> 03:15:29,600 You got smoked. 3053 03:15:30,080 --> 03:15:30,980 You got smoked. 3054 03:15:31,460 --> 03:15:32,820 Make sure you're rolled up 3055 03:15:32,820 --> 03:15:34,600 and sealed up nice and tight 3056 03:15:34,600 --> 03:15:35,980 because you're going to get smoked again 3057 03:15:35,980 --> 03:15:36,960 if you come back alive. 3058 03:15:37,000 --> 03:15:37,260 You hear? 3059 03:15:39,260 --> 03:15:40,520 Now, tricky terrain. 3060 03:15:40,620 --> 03:15:41,280 Thanks for the tip. 3061 03:15:41,280 --> 03:15:43,340 You got gas inbound. 3062 03:15:43,560 --> 03:15:44,600 Safe zone relocated. 3063 03:15:44,740 --> 03:15:46,640 Yet again, you didn't go see a specialist 3064 03:15:46,640 --> 03:15:48,100 about that gas you got. 3065 03:15:58,880 --> 03:16:00,960 Go back to normal voice there for a moment. 3066 03:16:01,540 --> 03:16:03,260 Okay, so we kind of... 3067 03:16:03,260 --> 03:16:04,120 We did well there. 3068 03:16:07,040 --> 03:16:09,420 Could do with a fucking radar or something. 3069 03:16:09,800 --> 03:16:12,180 Just something to keep the fucking wolf from the door. 3070 03:16:12,220 --> 03:16:13,280 Gas is closing in. 3071 03:16:14,600 --> 03:16:16,500 But, this is not a bad area. 3072 03:16:33,440 --> 03:16:33,860 Fuck. 3073 03:16:33,860 --> 03:16:35,860 Fuck. 3074 03:16:35,860 --> 03:16:37,860 Oh. 3075 03:16:37,860 --> 03:16:38,360 Oh. 3076 03:16:38,360 --> 03:16:40,360 Oh. 3077 03:16:40,360 --> 03:16:42,360 Oh. 3078 03:16:42,360 --> 03:16:44,360 Oh. 3079 03:16:44,360 --> 03:16:46,360 Oh. 3080 03:16:46,360 --> 03:16:48,360 Oh. 3081 03:16:48,360 --> 03:16:50,360 Oh. 3082 03:16:50,360 --> 03:16:52,360 Oh. 3083 03:16:52,360 --> 03:16:54,360 Oh. 3084 03:17:02,360 --> 03:17:03,360 Gas is closing in. 3085 03:17:03,360 --> 03:17:05,360 Relocating the safe zone. 3086 03:17:13,360 --> 03:17:14,360 Only four things. 3087 03:17:14,360 --> 03:17:16,360 Finish the job. 3088 03:17:17,360 --> 03:17:19,360 You got gas moving in. 3089 03:17:19,360 --> 03:17:20,360 Oh. 3090 03:17:47,360 --> 03:17:48,360 Ah. 3091 03:17:48,360 --> 03:17:49,360 No. 3092 03:17:49,360 --> 03:17:50,360 No. 3093 03:17:50,360 --> 03:17:51,360 Oh, you fucking prick. 3094 03:17:51,360 --> 03:17:52,360 We're still standing. 3095 03:17:52,360 --> 03:17:54,360 That victory's ours next time. 3096 03:17:54,360 --> 03:17:55,360 The enemy. 3097 03:17:55,360 --> 03:17:56,360 Sorry. 3098 03:17:58,360 --> 03:17:59,360 Sorry about that. 3099 03:17:59,360 --> 03:18:00,360 That was. 3100 03:18:00,360 --> 03:18:01,360 That's. 3101 03:18:05,360 --> 03:18:06,360 Sorry about that. 3102 03:18:06,360 --> 03:18:07,360 Pretty unbecoming at the end. 3103 03:18:07,360 --> 03:18:08,360 The language there. 3104 03:18:08,360 --> 03:18:09,360 I did really well. 3105 03:18:09,360 --> 03:18:10,360 The only. 3106 03:18:10,360 --> 03:18:10,360 The thing was. 3107 03:18:10,360 --> 03:18:11,360 I was tabbing to see. 3108 03:18:11,360 --> 03:18:13,360 Make sure that I got the fucking gas mask on. 3109 03:18:13,360 --> 03:18:15,360 I left the tab thing open. 3110 03:18:15,360 --> 03:18:17,360 And some idiot slotted me. 3111 03:18:17,360 --> 03:18:18,360 I was in. 3112 03:18:18,360 --> 03:18:20,360 I was about to win that. 3113 03:18:20,360 --> 03:18:22,360 The gas mask had come on. 3114 03:18:22,360 --> 03:18:25,480 Those guys, I could hear the cons coughing outside. 3115 03:18:27,340 --> 03:18:27,860 Fuck. 3116 03:18:28,940 --> 03:18:30,480 Thank you very much for the tip though. 3117 03:18:30,560 --> 03:18:31,640 Very, very kind of you there. 3118 03:18:31,800 --> 03:18:32,560 Moldy Mike. 3119 03:18:34,060 --> 03:18:35,080 And Scav. 3120 03:18:35,240 --> 03:18:36,920 Thank you very much, Scav. 3121 03:18:39,880 --> 03:18:41,840 Tony Soprano says out thought. 3122 03:18:42,280 --> 03:18:44,800 I think they were out thought by me. 3123 03:18:45,440 --> 03:18:48,140 But I wasn't out thought by them. 3124 03:18:48,140 --> 03:18:52,120 I just, my dexterity on the keyboard is not up to scratch. 3125 03:18:52,220 --> 03:18:56,520 But I would much rather have the mouse precision aim than the controller. 3126 03:18:56,780 --> 03:18:58,720 I don't know how people do the controller, you know. 3127 03:19:01,060 --> 03:19:01,800 Fucking hell. 3128 03:19:06,240 --> 03:19:08,300 That is pure, pure. 3129 03:19:08,360 --> 03:19:09,780 There's nothing else to say over them. 3130 03:19:10,020 --> 03:19:12,080 Pure MF and Moondust. 3131 03:19:12,080 --> 03:19:12,560 Moondust. 3132 03:19:17,640 --> 03:19:18,280 Moondust. 3133 03:19:20,620 --> 03:19:21,840 Moondust is still a problem. 3134 03:19:22,080 --> 03:19:24,000 Moondust. 3135 03:19:24,940 --> 03:19:26,100 Hard day for the parish. 3136 03:19:26,240 --> 03:19:26,900 I think. 3137 03:19:28,260 --> 03:19:28,680 Yeah. 3138 03:19:28,880 --> 03:19:29,260 Go to. 3139 03:19:29,460 --> 03:19:29,700 Moondust. 3140 03:19:29,840 --> 03:19:30,000 Yeah. 3141 03:19:30,060 --> 03:19:31,000 Just have a, no. 3142 03:19:31,120 --> 03:19:33,800 Just another cheeky one and see how that goes on. 3143 03:19:33,900 --> 03:19:34,300 Like, you know. 3144 03:19:36,540 --> 03:19:37,920 Just another cheeky one. 3145 03:19:37,980 --> 03:19:39,140 It's nothing too major. 3146 03:19:39,280 --> 03:19:40,100 Nothing too hectic. 3147 03:19:40,100 --> 03:19:42,220 Just another cheeky one. 3148 03:19:42,300 --> 03:19:42,860 And it could. 3149 03:19:45,240 --> 03:19:46,360 resurrect the spirits. 3150 03:19:50,020 --> 03:19:50,960 Quick biscuit. 3151 03:20:05,260 --> 03:20:06,480 Thanks for the tips, Dad. 3152 03:20:07,100 --> 03:20:08,900 Do you have cream cakes 3153 03:20:08,900 --> 03:20:11,100 for a blast? Yes, I'll give you a quick 3154 03:20:11,100 --> 03:20:12,260 blast of cream cakes. 3155 03:20:12,260 --> 03:20:16,500 I love cream cakes. 3156 03:20:16,980 --> 03:20:18,580 Xanadu 2.0. 3157 03:20:19,060 --> 03:20:20,320 I love cream cakes. 3158 03:20:21,000 --> 03:20:21,920 In Montecito. 3159 03:20:22,780 --> 03:20:23,980 I love cream cakes. 3160 03:20:24,720 --> 03:20:25,740 Wastes of skin. 3161 03:20:26,500 --> 03:20:27,640 I love cream cakes. 3162 03:20:28,660 --> 03:20:29,740 Sweaty fists. 3163 03:20:30,340 --> 03:20:31,620 I love cream cakes. 3164 03:20:32,420 --> 03:20:33,400 Back off. 3165 03:20:33,980 --> 03:20:35,100 I love cream cakes. 3166 03:20:36,160 --> 03:20:37,260 Digital hands. 3167 03:20:37,260 --> 03:20:38,760 I love cream cakes. 3168 03:20:39,180 --> 03:20:40,780 Who do these people think they are? 3169 03:20:41,480 --> 03:20:42,640 I love cream cakes. 3170 03:20:43,260 --> 03:20:44,760 Xanadu 2.0. 3171 03:20:45,340 --> 03:20:46,880 I love cream cakes. 3172 03:20:47,240 --> 03:20:48,240 Wastes of skin. 3173 03:20:49,500 --> 03:20:50,640 I love cream cakes. 3174 03:20:51,380 --> 03:20:52,320 Digital hands. 3175 03:20:53,300 --> 03:20:54,440 I love cream cakes. 3176 03:20:54,980 --> 03:20:55,940 Sweaty fists. 3177 03:20:57,000 --> 03:20:58,140 I love cream cakes. 3178 03:20:58,860 --> 03:20:59,740 Back off. 3179 03:21:06,600 --> 03:21:10,020 Lovely, lovely, lovely bit of cream cake action there featuring 3180 03:21:10,020 --> 03:21:15,160 the strains of B, S, C, Squadabee, 3181 03:21:15,160 --> 03:21:22,720 and none other than Neil, the realist of the MCs, Oliver. 3182 03:21:24,720 --> 03:21:26,360 An insane concept. 3183 03:21:26,360 --> 03:21:27,640 A great man. 3184 03:21:30,300 --> 03:21:31,780 Neil Alexander. 3185 03:21:36,820 --> 03:21:38,820 Did he get to exit 8 in the end? 3186 03:21:38,920 --> 03:21:39,460 I did. 3187 03:21:39,720 --> 03:21:40,700 It was brilliant. 3188 03:21:41,860 --> 03:21:42,920 In a way. 3189 03:21:43,960 --> 03:21:46,300 Was that the fella from coast? 3190 03:21:46,300 --> 03:21:47,020 It was. 3191 03:21:51,240 --> 03:21:52,400 Back off. 3192 03:21:53,780 --> 03:21:54,300 Montecito. 3193 03:21:55,540 --> 03:21:57,060 Xanadu 2.0. 3194 03:22:01,880 --> 03:22:03,100 Did you stream any Neil? 3195 03:22:03,240 --> 03:22:03,840 Not yet. 3196 03:22:03,940 --> 03:22:04,840 There could be a... 3197 03:22:04,840 --> 03:22:06,620 There's plenty of Neil to go around. 3198 03:22:11,440 --> 03:22:15,040 He could actually be good to have up during the... 3199 03:22:15,040 --> 03:22:17,840 The little breaks in play. 3200 03:22:17,840 --> 03:22:19,520 We're up in cream ice. 3201 03:22:19,660 --> 03:22:20,140 Let's move. 3202 03:22:20,220 --> 03:22:21,540 Make sure you got your... 3203 03:22:21,540 --> 03:22:22,460 There we are. 3204 03:22:22,640 --> 03:22:23,800 Christmas sack with you. 3205 03:22:23,880 --> 03:22:25,260 Make sure you got everything with you. 3206 03:22:25,340 --> 03:22:27,060 Heading to the war zone, player. 3207 03:22:27,060 --> 03:22:27,800 You're up. 3208 03:22:28,140 --> 03:22:28,780 Grab your chute. 3209 03:22:29,900 --> 03:22:31,200 Rules of engagement are simple. 3210 03:22:31,640 --> 03:22:33,180 Weapons free on all threats. 3211 03:22:48,220 --> 03:22:49,220 Was the... 3212 03:22:49,220 --> 03:22:51,440 Is the volume for the game okay? 3213 03:22:51,580 --> 03:22:53,220 Like the shooting isn't... 3214 03:22:53,800 --> 03:22:54,400 Too loud. 3215 03:22:54,400 --> 03:22:55,080 Same tone. 3216 03:23:04,520 --> 03:23:05,940 X-A-M-P-L. 3217 03:23:06,060 --> 03:23:08,400 Bonsai says the audio is fine. 3218 03:23:08,460 --> 03:23:10,840 And Scott Robinson says the volume is good too. 3219 03:23:10,940 --> 03:23:11,700 That's great, soldier. 3220 03:23:12,700 --> 03:23:13,700 Volume is grand. 3221 03:23:13,780 --> 03:23:15,340 Says Ashley O'Neal. 3222 03:23:15,760 --> 03:23:18,540 I want to say a big thank you too to Nigel Farage. 3223 03:23:18,540 --> 03:23:20,360 His sweaty toes for the tip. 3224 03:23:21,380 --> 03:23:23,080 You're doing God's work, soldier. 3225 03:23:23,580 --> 03:23:24,580 Thanks so much. 3226 03:23:27,040 --> 03:23:28,240 Very kind of y'all. 3227 03:23:28,580 --> 03:23:29,940 Very kind of y'all. 3228 03:23:31,560 --> 03:23:33,740 I hope to see you at the Christmas party. 3229 03:23:34,700 --> 03:23:36,560 Back at the Warzone HQ. 3230 03:23:38,440 --> 03:23:41,940 We're going to put all the past behind us and enjoy a few drinks. 3231 03:23:42,200 --> 03:23:44,480 Swap a few presentation presents. 3232 03:23:45,960 --> 03:23:47,660 It's just what we do, soldier. 3233 03:23:48,660 --> 03:23:49,580 Over and out. 3234 03:23:49,660 --> 03:23:49,660 Over and out. 3235 03:23:52,660 --> 03:23:53,920 You got gas moving in. 3236 03:24:02,320 --> 03:24:03,080 Contract mark. 3237 03:24:09,120 --> 03:24:17,640 Spend cash. 3238 03:24:17,640 --> 03:24:18,480 Oh, we got it. 3239 03:24:18,660 --> 03:24:19,100 What was that? 3240 03:24:19,240 --> 03:24:19,740 Do-do-do-do. 3241 03:24:20,840 --> 03:24:21,820 Papa Roach. 3242 03:24:28,120 --> 03:24:28,680 Gasparid. 3243 03:24:28,680 --> 03:24:32,780 Get an audio station marked on your attack map for decryption before it's too late. 3244 03:24:33,120 --> 03:24:35,980 There's a lot of information I need to import to you very quickly. 3245 03:24:36,100 --> 03:24:37,560 I'm going to talk quickly like this. 3246 03:24:37,640 --> 03:24:40,100 Make sure you understand each and every word I say. 3247 03:24:43,580 --> 03:24:44,360 Five-five-five-six-neat. 3248 03:24:44,360 --> 03:24:45,820 We want a soap. 3249 03:24:45,820 --> 03:25:15,800 I'm going to go. 3250 03:25:15,800 --> 03:25:42,780 You got to upload the hard drive data. Got a lot of data on that hard drive. It's a Seagate. 225 giga boys. Turn the game volume up. Okay, but I'm just in the middle of a war zone at the moment. But it's going up a bit. I bet you any money now that'll be too loud once the shot's raining. 3251 03:25:42,780 --> 03:25:45,880 I was supposed to play another game of chess. 3252 03:25:46,040 --> 03:25:49,280 Just get a few more goodies before we go and fucking do any of that. Uploading. 3253 03:26:01,780 --> 03:26:04,420 We'll see you later. Oh! 3254 03:26:09,420 --> 03:26:13,740 My own... That was my own grenade. Roy Lean. Thank you very much. 3255 03:26:15,580 --> 03:26:24,240 Look at this guy. The big bamboo over here. We're going to kill him and take everything he has made for himself. 3256 03:26:27,920 --> 03:26:34,500 You have to understand. It was a good move in theory. But it was a shite move in execution. 3257 03:26:36,460 --> 03:26:40,100 Some would all... Many would say it was a big brain maneuver. 3258 03:26:40,100 --> 03:26:45,100 or whatever. 3259 03:26:45,100 --> 03:27:10,100 *Gunshot* 3260 03:27:10,100 --> 03:27:13,100 The bastard. 3261 03:27:13,100 --> 03:27:15,100 *Gunshot* 3262 03:27:15,100 --> 03:27:22,100 Sorry about the histrionics but I mean I really do feel that way. It's not like I'm hamming it up or anything. It's just... 3263 03:27:22,100 --> 03:27:28,100 If somebody comes out the woodwork and is spooking me out, it's a fucking scary scenario. I'm probably gonna scream. 3264 03:27:28,100 --> 03:27:33,100 But that guy... I killed him but I mean... 3265 03:27:33,100 --> 03:27:39,100 What usage was it to me? Do I get any payment for that or do I miss out on the goodies now that he's... 3266 03:27:39,100 --> 03:27:45,100 Same fucker again I'd say. 3267 03:27:45,100 --> 03:27:55,100 *Gunshot* 3268 03:27:55,100 --> 03:27:57,100 *Gunshot* 3269 03:27:57,100 --> 03:27:59,100 Smoke him out! Soldier! 3270 03:27:59,100 --> 03:28:05,100 *Gunshot* 3271 03:28:05,100 --> 03:28:07,100 *Gunshot* 3272 03:28:07,100 --> 03:28:08,100 *Gunshot* 3273 03:28:08,100 --> 03:28:11,100 I was going, in fairness, going up against some kind of like that. He's got a... 3274 03:28:11,100 --> 03:28:13,100 He was fully kitted out. 3275 03:28:13,100 --> 03:28:14,100 *Gunshot* 3276 03:28:14,100 --> 03:28:19,360 Just so you know as well, that wasn't the guy that I was chasing. 3277 03:28:19,680 --> 03:28:21,600 That was a different beast entirely. 3278 03:28:21,600 --> 03:28:26,720 So, I mean, if anything, that was not my fault. 3279 03:28:28,860 --> 03:28:30,600 Hello, is Dance420? 3280 03:28:31,300 --> 03:28:32,080 Your name's Dance. 3281 03:28:32,280 --> 03:28:33,400 Do you want to dance, do you? 3282 03:28:33,460 --> 03:28:34,620 Because I'm ready to dance. 3283 03:28:36,900 --> 03:28:38,260 No microphone? 3284 03:28:38,640 --> 03:28:39,180 No bother. 3285 03:28:39,280 --> 03:28:39,880 Let's party. 3286 03:28:39,880 --> 03:28:46,320 You want to dance? 3287 03:28:46,820 --> 03:28:50,860 Your name's Dance and you don't even like to talk to other men who want to dance. 3288 03:28:55,320 --> 03:28:56,260 Again, lads. 3289 03:28:56,800 --> 03:28:58,220 That might look toxic. 3290 03:28:58,380 --> 03:28:59,540 It might be a toxic thing. 3291 03:28:59,680 --> 03:29:00,200 It's not. 3292 03:29:00,840 --> 03:29:03,780 Pure, unadulterated mind games. 3293 03:29:03,780 --> 03:29:11,660 Thank you very much, Royleen, for the tip. 3294 03:29:11,840 --> 03:29:12,840 And you're filthy. 3295 03:29:12,960 --> 03:29:13,560 Thank you very much. 3296 03:29:14,300 --> 03:29:16,540 Please, can you shout out my brother, Ricky and Sean? 3297 03:29:16,840 --> 03:29:17,500 My brothers. 3298 03:29:18,720 --> 03:29:23,420 Unless you've got a brother with a split personality and he just thinks he's Ricky one moment, Sean the next. 3299 03:29:23,680 --> 03:29:29,900 I'm not laughing at the idea of a mental problem like that, but I'm just saying, trying to make fun, light of the text. 3300 03:29:30,400 --> 03:29:33,260 I'll just cut the crap and say, thanks very much for the tip. 3301 03:29:33,360 --> 03:29:36,020 And Ricky and Sean, I hope you're getting on well, lads. 3302 03:29:36,180 --> 03:29:37,260 I hope you're getting on well. 3303 03:29:37,340 --> 03:29:38,520 Someone's sniping at me here. 3304 03:29:38,620 --> 03:29:39,640 We're taking the piss. 3305 03:29:39,720 --> 03:29:40,420 We're taking the piss. 3306 03:29:47,140 --> 03:29:47,640 Uh-oh. 3307 03:29:51,080 --> 03:29:52,360 You want to dance? 3308 03:29:53,940 --> 03:29:56,360 You can't handle the dance. 3309 03:29:56,360 --> 03:30:06,540 Maybe it... 3310 03:30:06,540 --> 03:30:06,880 Uh-oh. 3311 03:30:07,000 --> 03:30:07,420 Someone... 3312 03:30:07,420 --> 03:30:08,440 There's someone downstairs. 3313 03:30:12,780 --> 03:30:14,320 And how... 3314 03:30:14,320 --> 03:30:16,580 I wish I could get the load out from that, you know? 3315 03:30:17,000 --> 03:30:17,600 Just not... 3316 03:30:17,600 --> 03:30:18,920 That's not the way they do business. 3317 03:30:21,260 --> 03:30:27,480 I was planning on getting a sniper rifle there and just having a nice leisurely sniper from up here, but... 3318 03:30:27,480 --> 03:30:30,840 Not gonna happen now that someone's inside the building, so... 3319 03:30:30,840 --> 03:30:32,140 Let's just keep the ears open, yeah? 3320 03:30:32,960 --> 03:30:33,340 Sound. 3321 03:30:33,560 --> 03:30:33,780 Okay. 3322 03:30:37,000 --> 03:30:38,500 Enemies are dropping into the area. 3323 03:30:38,700 --> 03:30:39,440 Watch the skies. 3324 03:30:39,660 --> 03:30:40,300 Oh, beautiful. 3325 03:30:45,640 --> 03:30:46,000 Oh. 3326 03:30:47,760 --> 03:30:49,020 This is a sniper, is it? 3327 03:30:57,900 --> 03:31:00,780 He's gonna have to come back anyway, so... 3328 03:31:00,780 --> 03:31:03,240 What we'll do is we'll get a better sniper-ooney from here. 3329 03:31:04,000 --> 03:31:04,720 I think... 3330 03:31:04,720 --> 03:31:04,880 No. 3331 03:31:05,120 --> 03:31:05,760 Not gonna happen. 3332 03:31:15,940 --> 03:31:17,980 Wondering if there's anyone up there who's seen us. 3333 03:31:18,580 --> 03:31:20,160 I don't want to get fucking taken down. 3334 03:31:25,700 --> 03:31:27,760 Guy over at the... 3335 03:31:27,760 --> 03:31:28,840 Gas station. 3336 03:31:32,440 --> 03:31:33,980 That's hard to fucking use. 3337 03:31:34,300 --> 03:31:35,720 At that range, with that sight. 3338 03:31:35,720 --> 03:31:56,220 Gas is closing in. 3339 03:31:56,220 --> 03:32:24,260 Someone here now? 3340 03:32:24,260 --> 03:32:36,580 Need a sub machine gun. 3341 03:32:36,580 --> 03:32:52,300 Need a little gun or a little fella or something. 3342 03:32:52,300 --> 03:32:54,620 Lovely. 3343 03:32:54,620 --> 03:33:04,620 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me as well. 3344 03:33:04,620 --> 03:33:16,940 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me as well. 3345 03:33:16,940 --> 03:33:29,260 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me. 3346 03:33:29,260 --> 03:33:41,580 I'd say Bucko's gonna have to jump down. 3347 03:33:41,580 --> 03:33:53,900 Or he isn't actually. 3348 03:33:53,900 --> 03:33:56,220 The next building is gonna have to come around the corner maybe. 3349 03:33:56,220 --> 03:33:58,220 Here we go. 3350 03:33:58,220 --> 03:34:00,540 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me. 3351 03:34:00,540 --> 03:34:02,540 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me. 3352 03:34:02,540 --> 03:34:04,860 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me. 3353 03:34:04,860 --> 03:34:06,860 I'm gonna have to go. 3354 03:34:06,860 --> 03:34:19,180 He's upstairs in this building and there's one right behind me. 3355 03:34:19,180 --> 03:34:26,660 I can hear someone choking. That's a fucking decoy. Someone throwing decoy octopuses. 3356 03:34:41,480 --> 03:34:50,580 This is definitely this lad and the next building is gonna want to come down here, but I best try and maybe try and get over there. 3357 03:35:06,680 --> 03:35:08,680 Ah, can he still see me? 3358 03:35:08,680 --> 03:35:24,560 This gun's a fucking joke. This is surprising. Still alive. It's Captain Slowpoke. 3359 03:35:24,560 --> 03:35:26,240 Gas is moving. 3360 03:35:26,240 --> 03:35:27,240 Okay. 3361 03:35:27,240 --> 03:35:28,240 Okay. 3362 03:35:28,240 --> 03:35:29,240 Okay. 3363 03:35:29,240 --> 03:35:30,240 Okay. 3364 03:35:30,240 --> 03:35:59,240 Okay. 3365 03:35:59,240 --> 03:36:06,240 Let's try and get a kill with this fucking gun. 3366 03:36:06,240 --> 03:36:07,240 What do those drones do? 3367 03:36:07,240 --> 03:36:08,240 The one that he put up in the air? 3368 03:36:08,240 --> 03:36:09,240 I don't know. 3369 03:36:28,240 --> 03:36:37,240 No! 3370 03:36:37,240 --> 03:36:39,240 Where's the fucking thing? 3371 03:36:39,240 --> 03:36:42,240 Where's the big thing that fucking sends you in the air? 3372 03:36:42,240 --> 03:36:57,240 Oh, yeah, bastard! 3373 03:36:57,240 --> 03:37:02,860 Oh, you bastard. 3374 03:37:12,960 --> 03:37:15,200 It's just the way it goes, I suppose. 3375 03:37:15,340 --> 03:37:20,280 You know, they can't really account for bad scenarios like that. 3376 03:37:20,360 --> 03:37:22,640 We got stuck with a bunch of bad guns. 3377 03:37:22,880 --> 03:37:23,740 None of our perks. 3378 03:37:24,940 --> 03:37:26,380 Sorry about none of our perks. 3379 03:37:27,060 --> 03:37:28,000 Turn that down. 3380 03:37:28,720 --> 03:37:29,620 Fucking awful. 3381 03:37:34,040 --> 03:37:36,680 We had none of the stuff that we like. 3382 03:37:37,300 --> 03:37:38,300 None of the ghost. 3383 03:37:40,300 --> 03:37:41,540 Star of ghost. 3384 03:37:56,880 --> 03:38:04,600 Just while I'm in the zone, I just want to do one more there. 3385 03:38:05,240 --> 03:38:06,040 Sorry about that. 3386 03:38:06,100 --> 03:38:06,940 Just one more. 3387 03:38:08,500 --> 03:38:09,780 It's nothing really. 3388 03:38:12,340 --> 03:38:15,900 It's nothing too complex or complicated. 3389 03:38:15,900 --> 03:38:20,060 I feel I did my best work there was great. 3390 03:38:21,560 --> 03:38:22,780 In the gulag. 3391 03:38:22,780 --> 03:38:26,380 I think I'm great when I'm able to use my mind games, you know. 3392 03:38:26,380 --> 03:38:38,460 It's a damn shame. 3393 03:38:38,460 --> 03:38:39,460 Okay, soldier. 3394 03:38:39,460 --> 03:38:50,280 Okay, soldier. 3395 03:38:50,280 --> 03:38:53,300 First things first, you're going into the drop zone. 3396 03:38:53,300 --> 03:38:54,300 Remember, it's December the 19th. 3397 03:38:54,300 --> 03:38:55,740 Remember, it's December the 19th. 3398 03:38:55,740 --> 03:39:01,480 You got six days until that jolly old red man comes down your chimney. 3399 03:39:01,480 --> 03:39:04,460 You need to make sure you got your body bags lined up. 3400 03:39:04,460 --> 03:39:09,960 There ain't no Christmas parties where you're going. 3401 03:39:10,400 --> 03:39:11,520 This is a war zone. 3402 03:39:16,680 --> 03:39:22,800 Sometimes it can be difficult to do the shoots on them when they're doing the shoots on you already. 3403 03:39:23,040 --> 03:39:26,560 And that is exactly my fucking sentiments. 3404 03:39:27,340 --> 03:39:33,660 I'm trying to crystallize it and put it in a different, more exciting way. 3405 03:39:33,660 --> 03:39:34,500 But that is it. 3406 03:39:34,500 --> 03:39:36,880 That's the essence of the situation we're faced with here. 3407 03:39:37,280 --> 03:39:39,740 It's more than just loot, advance, and endure. 3408 03:39:42,420 --> 03:39:44,820 There's a lot more that goes into it than that. 3409 03:39:45,680 --> 03:39:47,540 You know, you have to have your wits about you as well. 3410 03:39:47,540 --> 03:40:02,060 Check your weapons, check your... 3411 03:40:02,060 --> 03:40:03,040 Blimey, jeanne, boogie. 3412 03:40:05,880 --> 03:40:06,980 Chat topics. 3413 03:40:15,980 --> 03:40:18,840 The old Yeti is going good for me when I can get it. 3414 03:40:20,080 --> 03:40:21,540 Nice work if you can get it. 3415 03:40:25,640 --> 03:40:32,220 One good thing about this game is that it's a lot faster turnaround in terms of getting into a game than the last one. 3416 03:40:32,260 --> 03:40:34,260 You'd be waiting a little bit too long in the last one. 3417 03:40:35,880 --> 03:40:37,360 How did the exit game go? 3418 03:40:37,580 --> 03:40:38,720 We got out of there, G. 3419 03:40:39,420 --> 03:40:40,600 We got out of there, G. 3420 03:40:40,700 --> 03:40:43,680 And G is your name there in the chat, but it's also... 3421 03:40:43,680 --> 03:40:46,220 It sounds kind of gangsterish when I call you, G, as well. 3422 03:40:46,860 --> 03:40:48,340 Listen, G, we got out of there. 3423 03:40:48,640 --> 03:40:50,680 And this guy is us again. 3424 03:40:50,680 --> 03:40:51,640 There we are. 3425 03:40:52,640 --> 03:40:54,100 Headshed gave the green light. 3426 03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,940 We're deploying you to the front lines. 3427 03:40:56,480 --> 03:40:56,920 You're up. 3428 03:40:57,200 --> 03:40:57,920 Grab your chutes. 3429 03:40:59,020 --> 03:41:00,600 Enemy activity will be high. 3430 03:41:00,860 --> 03:41:02,620 Expect contact early enough. 3431 03:41:05,720 --> 03:41:07,080 There you are. 3432 03:41:07,080 --> 03:41:07,080 There you are. 3433 03:41:07,680 --> 03:41:09,540 Thought you were getting away, sunshine. 3434 03:41:10,620 --> 03:41:12,620 Head chef just gave the go ahead. 3435 03:41:12,740 --> 03:41:14,480 You're getting dropped into the soup. 3436 03:41:14,900 --> 03:41:15,800 Battle Royale. 3437 03:41:15,880 --> 03:41:16,860 Battle Royale. 3438 03:41:21,360 --> 03:41:23,300 Gas is closing on your position. 3439 03:41:23,460 --> 03:41:24,780 Suggest you hot tail it out of there. 3440 03:41:24,860 --> 03:41:27,800 I suggest you get down to your local general practitioner. 3441 03:41:28,520 --> 03:41:29,580 You have one, that is. 3442 03:41:29,840 --> 03:41:30,460 50 euro. 3443 03:41:30,820 --> 03:41:35,700 If you have a medical card, he'll prescribe you some proton pump inhibitors for zero. 3444 03:41:36,100 --> 03:41:37,180 I repeat, zero. 3445 03:41:37,660 --> 03:41:40,420 If you need to go to the hospital, you could be expecting a bill. 3446 03:41:40,500 --> 03:41:41,160 You got insurance? 3447 03:41:41,580 --> 03:41:42,020 Good. 3448 03:41:42,400 --> 03:41:42,880 You don't? 3449 03:41:43,620 --> 03:41:46,440 You better get your ass out of that war zone fast. 3450 03:41:47,820 --> 03:41:49,080 Bye-bye, soldier. 3451 03:41:49,080 --> 03:41:51,740 And remember, I love you. 3452 03:41:52,980 --> 03:41:54,340 That would be a real... 3453 03:41:54,340 --> 03:42:01,880 A real curveball if he intimated over the hot mic that he loved you just before you were fucking dropping in. 3454 03:42:02,760 --> 03:42:08,260 And you actually didn't know in what way he meant it or if it was a joke at all. 3455 03:42:12,000 --> 03:42:14,520 Okay, soldier, you heard me on the mic, did? 3456 03:42:15,040 --> 03:42:16,680 Did you hear me say I love you at the end? 3457 03:42:17,020 --> 03:42:17,520 You did? 3458 03:42:18,060 --> 03:42:18,460 Good. 3459 03:42:19,460 --> 03:42:21,900 That's a brotherly love statement on me. 3460 03:42:21,900 --> 03:42:22,680 You're losing ground. 3461 03:42:22,900 --> 03:42:28,140 A few people that were cued into a mic there heard that, thought it was something else. 3462 03:42:28,540 --> 03:42:29,020 It was. 3463 03:42:29,780 --> 03:42:33,380 I have no feelings for you other than friendly ones. 3464 03:42:33,900 --> 03:42:37,180 And when I say friendly, I mean as a friend. 3465 03:42:37,580 --> 03:42:38,540 Nothing else, soldier. 3466 03:42:38,920 --> 03:42:39,500 Go get him. 3467 03:42:40,560 --> 03:42:43,780 How come it's not letting me put down the fucking... 3468 03:42:43,780 --> 03:42:44,820 Oh, we've crashed. 3469 03:42:45,160 --> 03:42:45,720 We've crashed. 3470 03:42:45,720 --> 03:42:55,000 Because I was giving it the big fucking bamboo. 3471 03:42:55,000 --> 03:42:55,100 Oh. 3472 03:42:55,100 --> 03:42:55,340 Oh. 3473 03:42:55,400 --> 03:43:08,980 Pure fucking tech, Grems. 3474 03:43:09,040 --> 03:43:10,080 I bet you there's a... 3475 03:43:10,080 --> 03:43:12,920 Last connection to us is a playlist update or something. 3476 03:43:12,920 --> 03:43:18,180 Seems as though they're just disconnecting you for a fucking playlist update every 10 minutes. 3477 03:43:18,180 --> 03:43:25,500 You ready for a sleigh ride resurgence, soldier? 3478 03:43:25,500 --> 03:43:30,500 Yeah, we got a custom made jingle bell sleigh out there. 3479 03:43:30,560 --> 03:43:31,820 It's got a Gatling gun on it. 3480 03:43:33,400 --> 03:43:36,500 We're gonna send you into the train station in that shit. 3481 03:43:42,780 --> 03:43:44,440 Fire in the hole, soldier. 3482 03:43:45,640 --> 03:43:46,620 Fire in the hole. 3483 03:43:46,620 --> 03:43:46,660 Fire in the hole. 3484 03:43:46,660 --> 03:44:16,640 Thank you. 3485 03:44:16,640 --> 03:44:46,620 Thank you. 3486 03:44:46,620 --> 03:44:48,620 Thank you. 3487 03:44:48,620 --> 03:44:49,580 Who have very low ping. 3488 03:44:56,480 --> 03:44:59,460 You know, they're not playing off fucking 4G modems. 3489 03:45:00,300 --> 03:45:01,620 They're not playing with... 3490 03:45:03,220 --> 03:45:04,960 What should we call it? 3491 03:45:05,040 --> 03:45:07,560 Fucking bad audio issues. 3492 03:45:07,740 --> 03:45:08,760 Although, that's... 3493 03:45:08,760 --> 03:45:10,620 Yeah, they are really, but... 3494 03:45:10,620 --> 03:45:12,940 What about me, you know? 3495 03:45:13,480 --> 03:45:16,380 65 MS ping, we're going for less than that. 3496 03:45:18,880 --> 03:45:21,480 Can only get a 240p YouTube feed. 3497 03:45:21,580 --> 03:45:22,840 Connor, is that the crack? 3498 03:45:22,900 --> 03:45:23,640 Is that the truth? 3499 03:45:28,060 --> 03:45:36,840 I thought that I was able to put out at least a 720 or a 1080. 3500 03:45:43,060 --> 03:45:44,660 Okay, HD has... 3501 03:45:44,660 --> 03:45:45,260 It's counting. 3502 03:45:45,400 --> 03:45:46,360 How are you of HD? 3503 03:45:46,540 --> 03:45:47,600 Say I've got the 1080. 3504 03:45:47,980 --> 03:45:51,560 The full 1080p experience is being had by a few people. 3505 03:45:55,980 --> 03:45:57,980 I will not allow anyone to... 3506 03:45:57,980 --> 03:46:00,340 Thank you very much for the tip there during the match there. 3507 03:46:00,420 --> 03:46:01,040 You're filthy. 3508 03:46:01,440 --> 03:46:05,500 And your brothers, Ricky and Sean, I hope you're getting on well, lads. 3509 03:46:05,720 --> 03:46:07,340 And Royleen, thank you very much. 3510 03:46:07,480 --> 03:46:09,360 And Nigel Farage and Moldy Mike. 3511 03:46:09,740 --> 03:46:10,740 I hope you're getting on well now. 3512 03:46:11,160 --> 03:46:12,540 Couple of lovely tippings there. 3513 03:46:12,840 --> 03:46:14,500 You, thank you very much for your tip. 3514 03:46:14,680 --> 03:46:15,080 Call you. 3515 03:46:15,500 --> 03:46:16,180 Happy Christmas. 3516 03:46:16,920 --> 03:46:17,720 The Santimoney. 3517 03:46:18,400 --> 03:46:19,520 Very, very kind of you. 3518 03:46:20,420 --> 03:46:21,020 Santus. 3519 03:46:21,800 --> 03:46:22,800 Santus Bankus. 3520 03:46:23,040 --> 03:46:24,940 And none other than the man. 3521 03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:26,940 Das myth. 3522 03:46:27,860 --> 03:46:28,660 Das legend. 3523 03:46:31,460 --> 03:46:33,020 Christopher David Ram. 3524 03:46:33,960 --> 03:46:36,000 Otherwise known as CD Ram. 3525 03:46:37,080 --> 03:46:37,700 And that's C. 3526 03:46:37,920 --> 03:46:39,420 And the letters C and D. 3527 03:46:39,540 --> 03:46:40,180 Not CD. 3528 03:46:40,400 --> 03:46:42,380 I'm not in any way suggesting that... 3529 03:46:43,440 --> 03:46:45,320 CD Ram is a CD person. 3530 03:46:45,440 --> 03:46:46,220 Thank you very much. 3531 03:46:46,580 --> 03:46:48,980 The Ram bomb has hit hard times. 3532 03:46:49,240 --> 03:46:51,440 The tax man is after catching up. 3533 03:46:52,060 --> 03:46:54,240 In the revenue sources and destinations. 3534 03:46:54,420 --> 03:46:55,560 Thanks very much for that tip. 3535 03:46:55,700 --> 03:46:56,320 Very kind of you. 3536 03:47:05,520 --> 03:47:07,240 What a horrible, horrible sound. 3537 03:47:07,320 --> 03:47:08,180 Did we mute that? 3538 03:47:08,720 --> 03:47:09,860 Just gonna mute that. 3539 03:47:09,960 --> 03:47:10,920 I'm fucking moon... 3540 03:47:10,920 --> 03:47:14,880 Just gonna moon dust us until we get through there. 3541 03:47:18,360 --> 03:47:18,880 Moondust. 3542 03:47:19,620 --> 03:47:20,640 CD Ron. 3543 03:47:21,220 --> 03:47:22,460 Moondust is still a problem. 3544 03:47:23,040 --> 03:47:24,720 Was CD Ron? 3545 03:47:26,000 --> 03:47:27,520 As in Ron like Ron... 3546 03:47:28,520 --> 03:47:29,000 Ronald. 3547 03:47:29,220 --> 03:47:32,380 Was CD Ron a fucking character out of something? 3548 03:47:32,720 --> 03:47:33,180 Moondust. 3549 03:47:33,180 --> 03:47:33,240 Moondust. 3550 03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:33,240 Moondust. 3551 03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:33,240 Moondust. 3552 03:47:33,240 --> 03:47:47,320 Nama is after you. 3553 03:48:01,360 --> 03:48:03,360 Cetus Maximus. 3554 03:48:03,360 --> 03:48:04,620 Moondust. 3555 03:48:06,940 --> 03:48:07,460 Moondust. 3556 03:48:07,920 --> 03:48:08,500 Alright. 3557 03:48:09,280 --> 03:48:11,520 We're getting ready to go back to the moondust. 3558 03:48:11,820 --> 03:48:14,460 Make sure you got your moondust in a bag, soldier. 3559 03:48:14,880 --> 03:48:16,900 I'm gonna spread that shit around the warzone. 3560 03:48:17,300 --> 03:48:18,860 Cash drop everywhere around me. 3561 03:48:19,020 --> 03:48:19,420 Cream. 3562 03:48:19,720 --> 03:48:20,360 Get the money. 3563 03:48:20,780 --> 03:48:22,280 Dollar dollar bill, y'all. 3564 03:48:22,280 --> 03:48:34,740 What a bollocks, oh yeah. 3565 03:48:35,800 --> 03:48:39,840 I'm saying, what a fucking bollocks it is now that they're making people go into advanced 3566 03:48:39,840 --> 03:48:44,600 settings, the rigmarole, and change to fucking 1080p. 3567 03:48:49,600 --> 03:48:50,380 Moving here. 3568 03:48:56,780 --> 03:48:58,320 Rambam Jovis. 3569 03:49:03,860 --> 03:49:06,660 John, John Bon Jehovah's Witness. 3570 03:49:07,940 --> 03:49:09,260 Living on a prayer. 3571 03:49:09,480 --> 03:49:10,740 Makes sense in a way, doesn't it? 3572 03:49:10,740 --> 03:49:12,000 For the Jehovah's Witnesses. 3573 03:49:13,000 --> 03:49:15,020 Every day is one big prayer. 3574 03:49:15,660 --> 03:49:17,080 Spread around the gaff. 3575 03:49:17,180 --> 03:49:18,880 Spread around the local. 3576 03:49:19,460 --> 03:49:20,260 The locale. 3577 03:49:20,920 --> 03:49:23,420 Whether people want to hear about it or not. 3578 03:49:23,760 --> 03:49:24,320 The good book. 3579 03:49:24,420 --> 03:49:25,000 The good word. 3580 03:49:25,460 --> 03:49:27,420 It's all there for you if you want it. 3581 03:49:35,180 --> 03:49:37,960 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 3582 03:49:37,960 --> 03:49:38,280 Five. 3583 03:49:38,620 --> 03:49:44,100 Thank you very much for your fucking kind, kind, kind tip there. 3584 03:49:45,820 --> 03:49:47,700 Man, that's a lovely big pile of cash. 3585 03:49:47,760 --> 03:49:49,040 We've got the gas mask on. 3586 03:49:50,100 --> 03:49:50,860 We've got that. 3587 03:49:51,540 --> 03:49:53,880 We'll take that as well, just for hard times. 3588 03:49:55,220 --> 03:49:56,640 We'll make a few of these. 3589 03:49:57,140 --> 03:49:58,840 We'll make an appointment with this guy here. 3590 03:50:00,840 --> 03:50:01,340 That's it. 3591 03:50:01,900 --> 03:50:02,600 That's it, yeah. 3592 03:50:02,760 --> 03:50:03,220 That's it. 3593 03:50:04,340 --> 03:50:06,180 Now, what was the main reason for coming here? 3594 03:50:06,240 --> 03:50:06,680 Okay, money. 3595 03:50:06,780 --> 03:50:07,480 So, we get money. 3596 03:50:07,800 --> 03:50:08,800 We move to the buy. 3597 03:50:09,460 --> 03:50:11,580 And we fucking rock and roll. 3598 03:50:12,700 --> 03:50:14,220 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 3599 03:50:14,280 --> 03:50:15,340 No cars around, though. 3600 03:50:21,260 --> 03:50:22,380 This one's for Pele. 3601 03:50:22,380 --> 03:50:24,780 The ghost of Pele's soul. 3602 03:50:25,060 --> 03:50:27,380 Not just Pele, but his soul, who is... 3603 03:50:27,380 --> 03:50:28,900 We're honouring today. 3604 03:50:30,580 --> 03:50:31,620 Today of all days. 3605 03:50:35,040 --> 03:50:35,760 That's that. 3606 03:50:35,900 --> 03:50:36,660 We're out of here. 3607 03:50:36,880 --> 03:50:38,380 We have 6,000 euros. 3608 03:50:38,660 --> 03:50:40,960 That should give us the radar we want. 3609 03:50:41,440 --> 03:50:42,220 That's great. 3610 03:50:42,680 --> 03:50:44,900 Now, let's get ourselves a nice little vehicle 3611 03:50:44,900 --> 03:50:47,580 to spin around in whilst we have that radar. 3612 03:50:49,000 --> 03:50:50,380 None of these are operable. 3613 03:50:50,480 --> 03:50:52,240 We need to get one of the ones that are fucking 3614 03:50:52,240 --> 03:50:54,660 hardwired, hardcoded into the game. 3615 03:50:59,860 --> 03:51:01,840 Actually, we might head into town. 3616 03:51:03,560 --> 03:51:05,440 Forget about the fucking vehicle. 3617 03:51:05,440 --> 03:51:06,420 We'll head into town. 3618 03:51:07,080 --> 03:51:08,460 Crack that radox. 3619 03:51:09,480 --> 03:51:11,440 And then crack a few skulls as well. 3620 03:51:15,320 --> 03:51:16,800 There's someone on a quad bike. 3621 03:51:20,320 --> 03:51:22,220 Sniper would be nice, but it's not happening. 3622 03:51:32,220 --> 03:51:34,060 Requesting recon flyover. 3623 03:51:34,180 --> 03:51:34,400 Copy. 3624 03:51:34,660 --> 03:51:35,920 UAV orbiting the AO. 3625 03:51:36,160 --> 03:51:36,920 Recon is online. 3626 03:51:39,400 --> 03:51:39,860 Jesus. 3627 03:51:39,860 --> 03:51:41,520 No one around. 3628 03:51:42,460 --> 03:51:43,320 It's open season. 3629 03:51:44,000 --> 03:51:45,120 Load of cunts down there though. 3630 03:51:51,400 --> 03:51:53,640 Loads of fuckers down there in Old Town. 3631 03:51:54,280 --> 03:51:56,020 We just get up high and 3632 03:51:56,020 --> 03:51:57,740 find a nice 3633 03:51:57,740 --> 03:51:59,200 high-powered rifle. 3634 03:51:59,300 --> 03:51:59,900 We should be okay. 3635 03:52:06,900 --> 03:52:10,200 All my work undone there. 3636 03:52:14,520 --> 03:52:16,220 That's where the action is, down that 3637 03:52:16,220 --> 03:52:18,180 vicinity. 3638 03:52:18,180 --> 03:52:22,840 You gotta load out. 3639 03:52:22,900 --> 03:52:23,580 Drop inbound. 3640 03:52:32,920 --> 03:52:34,060 Gas is moving in. 3641 03:52:34,220 --> 03:52:35,360 New safe zone located. 3642 03:52:47,460 --> 03:52:52,240 Down there. 3643 03:52:52,240 --> 03:52:52,980 Mark the target. 3644 03:53:10,340 --> 03:53:11,420 Probably gonna get slotted. 3645 03:53:11,760 --> 03:53:12,840 Probably gonna get slotted. 3646 03:53:17,080 --> 03:53:17,900 Yeti, it's on. 3647 03:53:17,980 --> 03:53:18,780 The Yeti is on. 3648 03:53:19,960 --> 03:53:20,880 Although we have 3649 03:53:20,880 --> 03:53:22,160 no 3650 03:53:22,160 --> 03:53:23,180 ghost. 3651 03:53:23,440 --> 03:53:23,800 Repeat, 3652 03:53:23,980 --> 03:53:24,860 no ghost. 3653 03:53:37,600 --> 03:53:38,160 Fuck you. 3654 03:53:38,640 --> 03:53:39,220 I heard him. 3655 03:53:39,320 --> 03:53:40,500 I didn't know where he was. 3656 03:53:40,720 --> 03:53:40,900 Which 3657 03:53:40,900 --> 03:53:42,680 fucking side I thought he was coming up 3658 03:53:42,680 --> 03:53:43,520 instead of across. 3659 03:53:43,620 --> 03:53:44,380 That was nice. 3660 03:53:44,380 --> 03:53:44,480 Nice. 3661 03:53:46,700 --> 03:53:50,300 Sorry about that now. 3662 03:53:52,980 --> 03:53:55,100 Hopefully this guy in this place 3663 03:53:55,100 --> 03:53:55,700 has his 3664 03:53:55,700 --> 03:53:56,240 headset 3665 03:53:56,240 --> 03:53:57,160 on. 3666 03:54:01,160 --> 03:54:01,800 Yo. 3667 03:54:03,080 --> 03:54:03,580 Dutchie, 3668 03:54:03,700 --> 03:54:04,920 7362. 3669 03:54:05,920 --> 03:54:06,800 Do you like Holland, 3670 03:54:06,900 --> 03:54:07,140 do you? 3671 03:54:08,120 --> 03:54:08,600 Do you wanna 3672 03:54:08,600 --> 03:54:10,580 return to Holland? 3673 03:54:12,820 --> 03:54:13,540 Not great. 3674 03:54:13,660 --> 03:54:14,520 Do you wanna go dancing, 3675 03:54:14,780 --> 03:54:15,020 Dutch? 3676 03:54:15,020 --> 03:54:22,120 Do you wanna go dancing? 3677 03:54:22,260 --> 03:54:23,160 Cause you're on fire. 3678 03:54:23,300 --> 03:54:27,300 You will be refreshing the box, 3679 03:54:27,400 --> 03:54:27,900 minister. 3680 03:54:32,300 --> 03:54:32,940 Oh! 3681 03:54:32,940 --> 03:54:41,640 I get another shot at the big time. 3682 03:54:43,640 --> 03:54:48,400 Let's get this. 3683 03:54:50,400 --> 03:54:52,460 well and truly ready for it. 3684 03:54:52,460 --> 03:54:53,760 The headset is on. 3685 03:54:53,760 --> 03:54:55,140 The microphone is ready. 3686 03:54:59,520 --> 03:55:00,800 Well, well, well. 3687 03:55:01,300 --> 03:55:02,100 How are you getting on? 3688 03:55:02,200 --> 03:55:02,640 Cur now. 3689 03:55:02,720 --> 03:55:03,580 Do you wanna go dancing? 3690 03:55:06,280 --> 03:55:07,860 Do you like to foxtrot, do you? 3691 03:55:08,620 --> 03:55:09,620 Let's go, man. 3692 03:55:09,620 --> 03:55:10,120 Let's go, hijo de puta. 3693 03:55:10,120 --> 03:55:11,000 Yeah? 3694 03:55:11,180 --> 03:55:12,480 Let's dance tonight. 3695 03:55:12,660 --> 03:55:13,360 Me and you. 3696 03:55:13,900 --> 03:55:15,240 Tango in Paris. 3697 03:55:15,900 --> 03:55:16,080 Alone. 3698 03:55:17,080 --> 03:55:18,040 Ah, fuck. 3699 03:55:18,500 --> 03:55:19,840 Actually, not Tango in Paris. 3700 03:55:20,620 --> 03:55:20,800 Yeah. 3701 03:55:21,000 --> 03:55:21,260 Alright. 3702 03:55:21,460 --> 03:55:21,820 Well done. 3703 03:55:25,140 --> 03:55:26,300 Failure ain't fatal. 3704 03:55:26,640 --> 03:55:28,500 It's just an opportunity to do better. 3705 03:55:29,200 --> 03:55:30,440 I got peanut buttered there. 3706 03:55:31,400 --> 03:55:33,860 Fucking pure butternut fucking squash. 3707 03:55:34,140 --> 03:55:34,980 Tango and cash. 3708 03:55:35,580 --> 03:55:37,040 Yeah, it was a misnomer there. 3709 03:55:37,160 --> 03:55:39,740 It was the first Tango I was trying to fucking think of 3710 03:55:39,740 --> 03:55:41,340 was Last Tango in Paris. 3711 03:55:41,480 --> 03:55:42,860 And in retrospect, 3712 03:55:43,400 --> 03:55:45,780 that's not the reference I wanted to go for 3713 03:55:45,780 --> 03:55:48,920 because it's pretty fucking visceral enough, you know? 3714 03:55:49,480 --> 03:55:52,160 It has different kind of meanings and overtones. 3715 03:55:53,680 --> 03:55:54,880 But look at you. 3716 03:55:54,980 --> 03:55:55,880 You live and you learn. 3717 03:55:56,220 --> 03:55:56,940 You live and you learn. 3718 03:55:57,820 --> 03:55:59,860 Might just have one more there. 3719 03:56:01,420 --> 03:56:02,980 Might just go for one more. 3720 03:56:03,920 --> 03:56:04,220 Do you know? 3721 03:56:04,420 --> 03:56:05,620 I was saying, Shafi, 3722 03:56:06,300 --> 03:56:09,200 just think that it's gonna happen. 3723 03:56:09,400 --> 03:56:12,480 I think we're gonna really lift the fucking roof off this one. 3724 03:56:12,940 --> 03:56:13,300 DPRE, 3725 03:56:13,460 --> 03:56:16,000 thank you very, very much for your kind, 3726 03:56:16,040 --> 03:56:16,740 heart, and generous tip. 3727 03:56:16,800 --> 03:56:19,200 Hope this helps you get a brand new shiny gaff 3728 03:56:19,200 --> 03:56:21,700 in Popov power. 3729 03:56:22,960 --> 03:56:23,960 Popov the toolbox 3730 03:56:23,960 --> 03:56:25,600 and let's get down to business. 3731 03:56:26,000 --> 03:56:27,840 It's a real nice place to be. 3732 03:56:29,660 --> 03:56:30,320 What else? 3733 03:56:30,400 --> 03:56:31,480 Where else is good to go? 3734 03:56:31,480 --> 03:56:34,480 There's the Orlov airbase. 3735 03:56:35,300 --> 03:56:36,680 There's the Popov tower. 3736 03:56:37,840 --> 03:56:38,480 There is... 3737 03:56:39,060 --> 03:56:40,220 the resort. 3738 03:56:42,140 --> 03:56:43,800 Which is a bit of a last resort 3739 03:56:43,800 --> 03:56:45,360 a la Papa Roach for me 3740 03:56:45,360 --> 03:56:48,260 because I'm not really too keen on the map itself. 3741 03:56:48,800 --> 03:56:50,960 Thank you very much for the tip there, Big Red. 3742 03:56:52,500 --> 03:56:54,140 You're getting on well there, Big Red. 3743 03:56:54,220 --> 03:56:54,900 Thanks very much. 3744 03:56:57,020 --> 03:57:07,960 I like the integration of the old maps and kind of got a little bit wistfully nostalgic when I found myself in the middle of Subbase from Modern Warfare 2. 3745 03:57:09,960 --> 03:57:14,100 And a few other cheeky places as well from the original Modern Warfare. 3746 03:57:14,100 --> 03:57:15,100 This map is... 3747 03:57:15,100 --> 03:57:19,140 fucking well better than that last desert one. 3748 03:57:19,260 --> 03:57:19,840 I don't... 3749 03:57:19,840 --> 03:57:20,940 I never really liked it. 3750 03:57:21,000 --> 03:57:26,500 I didn't like the high usage of AI soldiers in fucking strongholds and whatnot. 3751 03:57:27,000 --> 03:57:28,240 I didn't like any of that stuff. 3752 03:57:28,240 --> 03:57:30,240 This kind of blends... 3753 03:57:30,240 --> 03:57:31,960 There's bits of desert-y region. 3754 03:57:32,460 --> 03:57:33,960 There's bits of desert-y going on. 3755 03:57:34,500 --> 03:57:41,240 But there's also that gritty, grimy sort of Eastern Europe kind of Soviet block stuff happening as well. 3756 03:57:41,620 --> 03:57:42,840 It's got a bit of everything. 3757 03:57:42,980 --> 03:57:44,440 You can get around nicely. 3758 03:57:44,680 --> 03:57:47,060 They've integrated that kind of... 3759 03:57:47,060 --> 03:57:51,980 I'm not Fortnite-esque in terms of building and construction, but... 3760 03:57:51,980 --> 03:57:52,780 Just the roof... 3761 03:57:52,780 --> 03:57:56,620 Getting onto the rooftops, those zip lines, all that kind of business. 3762 03:57:56,820 --> 03:57:57,460 It's a lot better. 3763 03:57:57,660 --> 03:58:01,220 Those fucking drones that have ropes attached to them. 3764 03:58:04,360 --> 03:58:06,040 Nothing does beat for dance, like. 3765 03:58:06,120 --> 03:58:07,200 But, I mean, this is up there. 3766 03:58:10,080 --> 03:58:12,380 You should really be able to play those maps. 3767 03:58:13,140 --> 03:58:16,800 You should have them available to you, like the way you used to have a playlist for a fucking multiplayer. 3768 03:58:18,880 --> 03:58:20,140 That's my two cents. 3769 03:58:31,380 --> 03:58:32,080 Bit of this. 3770 03:58:32,080 --> 03:58:35,080 I'm the lord of TNT. 3771 03:58:36,220 --> 03:58:37,660 Check your weapons, check your gear. 3772 03:58:37,760 --> 03:58:38,620 We're holding for deployment. 3773 03:58:39,040 --> 03:58:40,660 Check your weapons, check your gear. 3774 03:58:40,820 --> 03:58:42,100 Make sure you got everything with you. 3775 03:58:42,180 --> 03:58:43,360 You got your bum bag. 3776 03:58:43,760 --> 03:58:46,880 Or as we call it out here, your fanny pack. 3777 03:58:47,600 --> 03:58:52,800 Make sure your fanny pack is replete with beautiful items, such as stun grenades, frags, and whatnot. 3778 03:58:53,640 --> 03:58:55,700 Also, Christmas is around the corner. 3779 03:58:55,820 --> 03:58:57,460 You got all your shopping done yet, soldier? 3780 03:58:58,000 --> 03:59:01,180 You ain't gonna get time to go build any shop when you're in the war zone, you hear? 3781 03:59:01,680 --> 03:59:07,360 Next time you're in that war zone, I'm gonna allocate five minutes for you to go around the shops. 3782 03:59:08,080 --> 03:59:09,680 There's still a few shops that need looting. 3783 03:59:09,860 --> 03:59:11,200 Get yourself to a gas station. 3784 03:59:11,680 --> 03:59:16,560 You might be able to find yourself a nice present to give to a loved one or a relative or a friend or something. 3785 03:59:17,240 --> 03:59:19,000 Other than that, you're on your own. 3786 03:59:19,080 --> 03:59:19,960 Weapons free. 3787 03:59:21,020 --> 03:59:21,860 Weapons free. 3788 03:59:23,140 --> 03:59:24,800 Vincent, thanks very much. 3789 03:59:25,700 --> 03:59:26,940 Vincent with the five euro. 3790 03:59:27,180 --> 03:59:28,560 We are deploying to the war zone. 3791 03:59:28,980 --> 03:59:29,960 We're about to deploy. 3792 03:59:30,060 --> 03:59:31,120 I want to say a big thanks. 3793 03:59:31,340 --> 03:59:34,880 Big shout out to Vincent for the five euro tip and big red as well. 3794 03:59:34,960 --> 03:59:37,880 We're up in free mics. 3795 03:59:37,880 --> 04:00:07,860 We're up in free mics. 3796 04:00:07,860 --> 04:00:08,120 Great. 3797 04:00:08,200 --> 04:00:09,320 This is seriously class. 3798 04:00:09,840 --> 04:00:11,900 I suggest you high tail it out of there. 3799 04:00:12,520 --> 04:00:13,500 I suggest... 3800 04:00:13,500 --> 04:00:16,700 Johnson Lobster says it's embarrassing, but I mean... 3801 04:00:16,700 --> 04:00:20,520 One man's embarrassment is another man's glory. 3802 04:00:23,520 --> 04:00:25,420 I suggest you high tail... 3803 04:00:25,420 --> 04:00:31,120 Vincent or Johnson Lobster, I suggest you re-evaluate the game. 3804 04:00:31,240 --> 04:00:32,100 Maybe play it yourself. 3805 04:00:32,880 --> 04:00:33,840 Have another look at that. 3806 04:00:34,480 --> 04:00:35,140 Get down. 3807 04:00:36,660 --> 04:00:37,780 The war zone town. 3808 04:00:43,980 --> 04:00:47,700 It's like that man Ghost looking at you in the code with his ghost mask on. 3809 04:00:49,860 --> 04:00:52,600 Vincent, thanks very much for the suffocation street money. 3810 04:00:56,600 --> 04:00:58,060 Didn't have the radio on for that. 3811 04:00:58,580 --> 04:00:59,780 It was a normal voice. 3812 04:01:00,300 --> 04:01:00,720 Apologies. 3813 04:01:00,720 --> 04:01:23,660 Lovely landing. 3814 04:01:23,660 --> 04:01:27,460 Lovely contract. 3815 04:01:27,460 --> 04:01:29,980 Positive ID on the bounty targets. 3816 04:01:30,200 --> 04:01:30,780 Hunt them down. 3817 04:01:31,740 --> 04:01:33,160 Well and truly positive. 3818 04:01:33,380 --> 04:01:35,340 The identification has just come back. 3819 04:01:35,800 --> 04:01:36,220 Result? 3820 04:01:36,640 --> 04:01:37,560 You guessed it, soldier. 3821 04:01:37,860 --> 04:01:38,220 Positive. 3822 04:01:42,160 --> 04:01:42,560 Gotcha. 3823 04:01:42,740 --> 04:01:48,900 We just did some drop-de-tuning on the Stratocaster and we're about to go wild and crazy on a Marshall stack amp. 3824 04:01:49,520 --> 04:01:50,140 Effects pedal? 3825 04:01:50,140 --> 04:01:52,360 You know we're using that fuzz box. 3826 04:01:54,760 --> 04:01:56,320 We want heavy distortion on that. 3827 04:01:59,680 --> 04:02:01,280 We're talking no effects. 3828 04:02:01,480 --> 04:02:02,600 We're talking Limp Bizkit. 3829 04:02:03,280 --> 04:02:04,820 We're talking new metal era. 3830 04:02:05,760 --> 04:02:06,300 Real shit. 3831 04:02:11,260 --> 04:02:11,480 What? 3832 04:02:11,480 --> 04:02:11,500 What? 3833 04:02:11,800 --> 04:02:12,060 Like. 3834 04:02:12,760 --> 04:02:15,420 Is there going to be a resurgence of new metal? 3835 04:02:16,600 --> 04:02:20,620 Or it could bring back new metal and just call it new old metal. 3836 04:02:20,980 --> 04:02:21,320 Because. 3837 04:02:22,360 --> 04:02:23,460 Where is it now? 3838 04:02:23,660 --> 04:02:23,820 And. 3839 04:02:24,660 --> 04:02:25,380 Where did the. 3840 04:02:25,580 --> 04:02:26,760 How did it dry up? 3841 04:02:26,820 --> 04:02:27,000 Like. 3842 04:02:27,180 --> 04:02:29,020 The need for that genre of music. 3843 04:02:30,160 --> 04:02:30,860 Maybe I'm. 3844 04:02:30,920 --> 04:02:33,460 I'm just not swinging in the right circles to know about. 3845 04:02:35,300 --> 04:02:35,960 This stuff. 3846 04:02:36,080 --> 04:02:36,320 Okay. 3847 04:02:36,400 --> 04:02:36,680 Okay. 3848 04:02:36,740 --> 04:02:37,000 We've. 3849 04:02:37,240 --> 04:02:38,160 Something going on here. 3850 04:02:38,240 --> 04:02:38,500 Let's. 3851 04:02:39,440 --> 04:02:39,640 Let's. 3852 04:02:39,640 --> 04:02:40,320 Let that down there. 3853 04:02:45,360 --> 04:02:45,960 Newgate. 3854 04:02:46,300 --> 04:02:46,720 Metal. 3855 04:02:48,240 --> 04:02:50,220 Been listening to my favorite band. 3856 04:02:50,960 --> 04:02:51,340 Limp. 3857 04:02:52,060 --> 04:02:52,620 Biscuit. 3858 04:02:55,920 --> 04:02:56,440 Newgate. 3859 04:02:56,620 --> 04:02:57,440 Baked metal. 3860 04:02:58,660 --> 04:02:59,840 You son of a bitch. 3861 04:03:05,580 --> 04:03:08,220 Limp Bizkit's new old songs. 3862 04:03:08,680 --> 04:03:10,220 Where is this clown? 3863 04:03:12,700 --> 04:03:13,140 He's. 3864 04:03:14,340 --> 04:03:15,460 Thing with this guy is. 3865 04:03:15,840 --> 04:03:16,720 He's in the house. 3866 04:03:20,360 --> 04:03:21,120 Or is he? 3867 04:03:23,820 --> 04:03:25,360 Let's get ahead of the curve here. 3868 04:03:26,020 --> 04:03:27,780 Because the gas is coming in. 3869 04:03:28,520 --> 04:03:29,380 We can get ahead of the. 3870 04:03:32,460 --> 04:03:33,120 There we go. 3871 04:03:33,180 --> 04:03:33,880 That's the curvature. 3872 04:03:35,080 --> 04:03:35,840 Hell of a job. 3873 04:03:36,020 --> 04:03:36,980 Hell of a job soldier. 3874 04:03:37,940 --> 04:03:38,340 You. 3875 04:03:38,420 --> 04:03:38,700 Uh. 3876 04:03:39,020 --> 04:03:40,100 What are you doing for Christmas soldier? 3877 04:03:40,200 --> 04:03:40,400 You want. 3878 04:03:40,860 --> 04:03:41,920 You got a home to go to? 3879 04:03:45,300 --> 04:03:46,780 You want to come and hang out around. 3880 04:03:47,660 --> 04:03:48,240 At my place. 3881 04:03:48,360 --> 04:03:48,920 Christmas time. 3882 04:03:54,140 --> 04:03:54,640 What's that? 3883 04:03:54,720 --> 04:03:55,040 Riveter. 3884 04:03:55,300 --> 04:03:55,480 No. 3885 04:03:55,480 --> 04:04:05,120 Should get Freddy Durst on the stream. 3886 04:04:05,220 --> 04:04:06,020 It's a great idea. 3887 04:04:06,400 --> 04:04:07,580 He could make an appearance. 3888 04:04:09,960 --> 04:04:14,420 Could really do with a ladies and gentlemen shout at the beginning of each and every game. 3889 04:04:15,700 --> 04:04:18,440 And an introducing the chocolate starfish. 3890 04:04:19,700 --> 04:04:20,640 An anus. 3891 04:04:20,640 --> 04:04:21,320 You know. 3892 04:04:21,520 --> 04:04:22,580 He's literally saying. 3893 04:04:23,660 --> 04:04:24,780 Introducing an arse. 3894 04:04:25,600 --> 04:04:27,200 He was really setting the stall out. 3895 04:04:27,200 --> 04:04:28,240 Out of targets identified. 3896 04:04:28,580 --> 04:04:29,220 Weapons free. 3897 04:04:30,520 --> 04:04:32,720 Really setting the stall for his music. 3898 04:04:33,880 --> 04:04:35,380 You got gas inbound. 3899 04:04:35,600 --> 04:04:36,620 Safe zone relocated. 3900 04:04:38,620 --> 04:04:41,080 XL bully is being introduced to the war zone. 3901 04:04:41,180 --> 04:04:41,680 Make sure you. 3902 04:04:42,020 --> 04:04:43,500 Make sure you got your. 3903 04:04:45,100 --> 04:04:46,180 Stab vest on. 3904 04:04:46,240 --> 04:04:49,020 Or whatever you wear to prevent a dog from attacking you. 3905 04:04:52,320 --> 04:04:53,540 We've been teasing him. 3906 04:04:54,080 --> 04:04:54,700 Starving him. 3907 04:04:55,400 --> 04:04:56,320 Singing off key. 3908 04:04:58,560 --> 04:05:00,480 We got an XL bully up there. 3909 04:05:01,720 --> 04:05:02,120 Come on. 3910 04:05:02,200 --> 04:05:02,500 Fuck. 3911 04:05:08,100 --> 04:05:10,340 Requesting record flyover. 3912 04:05:10,420 --> 04:05:10,880 Copy that. 3913 04:05:11,140 --> 04:05:12,200 UAV is on station. 3914 04:05:14,340 --> 04:05:15,000 Load out. 3915 04:05:15,080 --> 04:05:15,480 Create here. 3916 04:05:15,920 --> 04:05:17,740 Forgot there's a fucking contract that we're doing. 3917 04:05:18,740 --> 04:05:19,960 And please cop out. 3918 04:05:19,960 --> 04:05:43,900 What? 3919 04:05:44,400 --> 04:05:44,840 I shot. 3920 04:05:45,380 --> 04:05:46,560 He was wearing those. 3921 04:05:47,180 --> 04:05:48,940 Funky night vision goggles as well. 3922 04:05:48,940 --> 04:05:58,460 Don't worry. 3923 04:05:59,120 --> 04:05:59,760 Don't worry. 3924 04:05:59,840 --> 04:06:00,400 We'll get him. 3925 04:06:00,980 --> 04:06:01,760 We'll get him. 3926 04:06:01,800 --> 04:06:02,800 Because he has to run now. 3927 04:06:02,840 --> 04:06:03,860 He's up against the clock. 3928 04:06:04,540 --> 04:06:07,240 We just need to find a lovely, lovely tall building. 3929 04:06:08,140 --> 04:06:10,060 And take complete and utter control. 3930 04:06:11,060 --> 04:06:11,920 Of the situation. 3931 04:06:11,920 --> 04:06:21,280 Two fucking submachine guns. 3932 04:06:21,380 --> 04:06:21,820 Not great. 3933 04:06:21,820 --> 04:06:21,860 Not great. 3934 04:06:21,860 --> 04:06:51,840 Let's go. 3935 04:06:51,840 --> 04:06:57,560 He's gone. 3936 04:06:57,820 --> 04:06:58,300 He's gone. 3937 04:06:58,360 --> 04:06:59,160 Walkabout somewhere. 3938 04:07:02,560 --> 04:07:03,760 It'd be an awful sh- 3939 04:07:03,760 --> 04:07:06,440 It'd be a damn shame now if he fucking gets me. 3940 04:07:06,440 --> 04:07:33,500 Fuck! 3941 04:07:33,500 --> 04:07:34,500 Fuck! 3942 04:07:34,500 --> 04:07:42,120 I'm not- I'm not rocking the best fucking guns like- and they're on low ping. 3943 04:07:42,120 --> 04:07:44,860 I'm on a high ping scenario so it's just the way it is. 3944 04:07:44,860 --> 04:07:46,500 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3945 04:07:46,500 --> 04:07:51,120 I'm gonna hightail it out of here. 3946 04:07:51,120 --> 04:08:00,860 I'm gonna hightail it through this. 3947 04:08:00,860 --> 04:08:09,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3948 04:08:09,860 --> 04:08:13,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3949 04:08:13,860 --> 04:08:14,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3950 04:08:14,860 --> 04:08:15,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3951 04:08:15,860 --> 04:08:16,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3952 04:08:16,860 --> 04:08:17,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3953 04:08:17,860 --> 04:08:18,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3954 04:08:18,860 --> 04:08:19,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3955 04:08:19,860 --> 04:08:20,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3956 04:08:20,860 --> 04:08:21,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3957 04:08:21,860 --> 04:08:22,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3958 04:08:22,860 --> 04:08:23,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3959 04:08:23,860 --> 04:08:24,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3960 04:08:24,860 --> 04:08:25,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3961 04:08:25,860 --> 04:08:26,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3962 04:08:26,860 --> 04:08:27,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3963 04:08:27,860 --> 04:08:28,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3964 04:08:28,860 --> 04:08:29,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3965 04:08:29,860 --> 04:08:30,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3966 04:08:30,860 --> 04:08:31,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3967 04:08:31,860 --> 04:08:32,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3968 04:08:32,860 --> 04:08:33,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3969 04:08:33,860 --> 04:08:34,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3970 04:08:34,860 --> 04:08:35,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3971 04:08:35,860 --> 04:08:36,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3972 04:08:36,860 --> 04:08:37,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3973 04:08:37,860 --> 04:08:38,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3974 04:08:38,860 --> 04:08:39,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3975 04:08:39,860 --> 04:08:40,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3976 04:08:40,860 --> 04:08:41,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3977 04:08:41,860 --> 04:08:42,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3978 04:08:42,860 --> 04:08:43,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3979 04:08:43,860 --> 04:08:44,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3980 04:08:44,860 --> 04:08:45,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3981 04:08:45,860 --> 04:08:46,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3982 04:08:46,860 --> 04:08:47,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3983 04:08:47,860 --> 04:08:48,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3984 04:08:48,860 --> 04:08:49,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3985 04:08:49,860 --> 04:08:50,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3986 04:08:50,860 --> 04:08:51,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3987 04:08:51,860 --> 04:08:52,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3988 04:08:52,860 --> 04:08:53,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3989 04:08:53,860 --> 04:08:54,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3990 04:08:54,860 --> 04:08:55,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3991 04:08:55,860 --> 04:08:56,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3992 04:08:56,860 --> 04:08:57,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3993 04:08:57,860 --> 04:08:58,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3994 04:08:58,860 --> 04:08:59,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3995 04:08:59,860 --> 04:09:00,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3996 04:09:00,860 --> 04:09:01,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3997 04:09:01,860 --> 04:09:02,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3998 04:09:02,860 --> 04:09:03,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 3999 04:09:03,860 --> 04:09:04,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4000 04:09:04,860 --> 04:09:05,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4001 04:09:05,860 --> 04:09:06,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4002 04:09:06,860 --> 04:09:07,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4003 04:09:07,860 --> 04:09:08,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4004 04:09:08,860 --> 04:09:09,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4005 04:09:09,860 --> 04:09:10,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4006 04:09:10,860 --> 04:09:11,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4007 04:09:11,860 --> 04:09:12,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4008 04:09:12,860 --> 04:09:13,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4009 04:09:13,860 --> 04:09:14,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4010 04:09:14,860 --> 04:09:15,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4011 04:09:15,860 --> 04:09:16,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4012 04:09:16,860 --> 04:09:17,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4013 04:09:17,860 --> 04:09:18,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4014 04:09:18,860 --> 04:09:19,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4015 04:09:19,860 --> 04:09:20,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4016 04:09:20,860 --> 04:09:21,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4017 04:09:21,860 --> 04:09:22,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4018 04:09:22,860 --> 04:09:23,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4019 04:09:23,860 --> 04:09:24,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4020 04:09:24,860 --> 04:09:25,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4021 04:09:25,860 --> 04:09:26,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4022 04:09:26,860 --> 04:09:27,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4023 04:09:27,860 --> 04:09:28,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4024 04:09:28,860 --> 04:09:29,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4025 04:09:29,860 --> 04:09:30,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4026 04:09:30,860 --> 04:09:31,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4027 04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:32,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4028 04:09:32,860 --> 04:09:33,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4029 04:09:33,860 --> 04:09:34,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4030 04:09:34,860 --> 04:09:35,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4031 04:09:35,860 --> 04:09:36,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4032 04:09:36,860 --> 04:09:37,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4033 04:09:37,860 --> 04:09:54,860 I'm gonna run away and save my tail. 4034 04:09:54,860 --> 04:09:57,860 Oh, should have got the fennec out. 4035 04:09:57,860 --> 04:10:00,860 Should have whipped out the fennec. 4036 04:10:00,860 --> 04:10:05,860 He did well. 4037 04:10:05,860 --> 04:10:15,860 Well, well, well. 4038 04:10:15,860 --> 04:10:17,860 If it isn't Quintero. 4039 04:10:17,860 --> 04:10:19,860 How are you getting on, buddy? 4040 04:10:19,860 --> 04:10:21,860 You ready to do a little bit of jiving, are you? 4041 04:10:21,860 --> 04:10:23,860 How's the footwork? 4042 04:10:23,860 --> 04:10:25,860 Doesn't matter if you haven't got a mic. 4043 04:10:25,860 --> 04:10:27,860 I know you can hear me. 4044 04:10:29,860 --> 04:10:32,860 I know you can hear me, man. 4045 04:10:32,860 --> 04:10:34,860 You must be scared, huh? 4046 04:10:34,860 --> 04:10:35,860 Definitely scared. 4047 04:10:35,860 --> 04:10:36,860 You're not making any moves. 4048 04:10:36,860 --> 04:10:37,860 You're fucking joking me, man. 4049 04:10:37,860 --> 04:10:38,860 Wars with the warriors. 4050 04:10:38,860 --> 04:10:39,860 And you're our TV. 4051 04:10:39,860 --> 04:10:40,860 Wars with the warriors. 4052 04:10:40,860 --> 04:10:41,860 And you're our TV. 4053 04:10:41,860 --> 04:10:42,860 We lost that one. 4054 04:10:42,860 --> 04:10:43,860 But we'll get those sumbitches next time. 4055 04:10:43,860 --> 04:10:44,860 We lost that one. 4056 04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:44,860 We lost that one. 4057 04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:44,860 We'll get those sumbitches next time. 4058 04:10:44,860 --> 04:10:45,860 We lost that one. 4059 04:10:45,860 --> 04:10:46,860 We'll get those sumbitches next time. 4060 04:10:46,860 --> 04:10:56,860 Well, the trash talk really didn't really work out for me there, which was a shame because I thought it was going to have a brilliant effect on proceedings. 4061 04:10:56,860 --> 04:11:03,860 Probably, look at the situation I was dealing with though. Let's have a look. 41? That's not bad. 41 but I mean... 4062 04:11:03,860 --> 04:11:07,820 really work out for me there which was a shame because I thought it was going to 4063 04:11:07,820 --> 04:11:15,980 have a brilliant effect on proceedings. Probably look at the situation I was 4064 04:11:15,980 --> 04:11:22,540 dealing with though. Let's have a look. 41? That's not bad, 41 but I mean... 4065 04:11:29,940 --> 04:11:48,860 Just one more? Nah, we'll... yeah. Nah, we'll fucking shaffae it, will he? Just one more though. Ping, biscuit. What's your take on climate change? 4066 04:11:48,860 --> 04:11:56,020 Well, I'm glad you asked me about that climate change in here. Especially around here in the war zone, in Zikistan. We got some bad gas coming in. You know how that is. 4067 04:11:56,020 --> 04:12:16,580 That's being caused by a lot of those carbon emissions. We need to get Neil Oliver on the fucking... on the intercom, on the TAC radio. 4068 04:12:21,020 --> 04:12:35,100 He's making a list and he's been checking it twice. He's gonna find out who's been naughty and who's been nice. Make sure you get yourself to the nearest radar tower and boot it up. 4069 04:12:38,300 --> 04:12:49,300 The ugly powers that be have stretched their tentacles all around us and now you find yourself up against it. The gas is moving in. All shocking. Plus... 4070 04:12:49,300 --> 04:12:53,300 Trying to think of what else he'd say there. Sorry about that. 4071 04:12:55,300 --> 04:12:58,300 Francis, you hammered your voice over. We can see ya. 4072 04:12:58,300 --> 04:13:00,300 Uh, it doesn't matter man. 4073 04:13:00,300 --> 04:13:01,300 It doesn't matter man. 4074 04:13:01,300 --> 04:13:04,300 It doesn't matter. Do you know why? 4075 04:13:06,300 --> 04:13:15,300 Because Bill Gates has an off island, an island based house complex mansion called Xanadu 2.0. 4076 04:13:17,300 --> 04:13:18,300 Yeah, well... 4077 04:13:18,300 --> 04:13:22,300 Look, the thing is I need to practice that accent because I can't keep... I keep butchering it. 4078 04:13:22,300 --> 04:13:23,300 But, uh... 4079 04:13:23,300 --> 04:13:27,300 I really... he did... that is a direct quote that he's been... 4080 04:13:27,300 --> 04:13:32,300 making a list and checking it twice and it's from one of his shows there a couple weeks ago. 4081 04:13:32,300 --> 04:13:35,300 Maybe I can get it up on the screen there on the... 4082 04:13:37,300 --> 04:13:39,300 Fucking... text box. 4083 04:13:39,300 --> 04:13:40,300 Look there... 4084 04:13:46,300 --> 04:13:48,300 Check your gear and weapons. We'll be deployed shortly. 4085 04:13:48,300 --> 04:13:50,300 Check your ass down there! 4086 04:13:54,300 --> 04:13:59,300 Yeah, thank you very much there John for your kind heart to Big Red at Vincent. 4087 04:14:00,300 --> 04:14:01,300 And Big Red again. 4088 04:14:01,300 --> 04:14:02,300 Very, very kind of ya. 4089 04:14:02,300 --> 04:14:04,300 Enemies dropping into the AO. 4090 04:14:04,300 --> 04:14:10,300 Let me have a look here. We get the, uh... 4091 04:14:11,300 --> 04:14:12,300 What's his name? 4092 04:14:21,300 --> 04:14:23,300 Democracy is dead! 4093 04:14:23,300 --> 04:14:24,300 Clean as the guillotine! 4094 04:14:28,300 --> 04:14:32,300 The more you speak, the easier it becomes to say more. 4095 04:14:32,300 --> 04:14:38,300 All stations, this is Shadow 01. Deployment to the Warzone has been authorized. 4096 04:14:39,300 --> 04:14:41,300 Yeah, okay, he'll have to wait. He'll have to wait I'm afraid. 4097 04:14:41,300 --> 04:14:43,300 And that's just a testament to how well polished... 4098 04:14:44,300 --> 04:14:45,300 The developers of this game... 4099 04:14:46,300 --> 04:14:48,300 Have got the turnaround in the fucking Warzone. 4100 04:14:48,300 --> 04:14:49,300 You can just go straight back into it. 4101 04:14:50,300 --> 04:14:52,300 There is no time for Neil Oliver. 4102 04:14:53,300 --> 04:14:54,300 We're going to the Warzone. 4103 04:14:54,300 --> 04:14:55,300 Rules of engagement are simple. 4104 04:14:55,300 --> 04:14:56,300 Weapons free on all threats. 4105 04:14:56,300 --> 04:15:01,300 Get ready, you're going to the Neil Oliver zone. 4106 04:15:02,300 --> 04:15:07,300 Once you land, you're gonna be treated to a ten minute soliloquy... 4107 04:15:08,300 --> 04:15:11,300 Of a man wearing a scarf sitting indoors on the couch. 4108 04:15:12,300 --> 04:15:13,300 He's got a lot to say. 4109 04:15:13,300 --> 04:15:15,300 He's gonna relate everything that's happening now to history. 4110 04:15:17,300 --> 04:15:20,300 With a big thick slice of skepticism and paranoia dished out as well. 4111 04:15:21,300 --> 04:15:24,300 If you were comfortable, if you were sitting comfortably before that... 4112 04:15:25,300 --> 04:15:26,300 Well, he ain't gonna be like that for long. 4113 04:15:27,300 --> 04:15:29,300 He's like the Scottish Alex Jones. 4114 04:15:30,300 --> 04:15:34,300 Thanks very much Alex Jones for your kind of beautiful tip there. 4115 04:15:35,300 --> 04:15:38,300 Hope you're getting on what you say you're onto your third jazz cigarette in the stream. 4116 04:15:38,300 --> 04:15:39,300 That's great news. 4117 04:15:39,300 --> 04:15:40,300 Hope... 4118 04:15:40,300 --> 04:15:41,300 Hope you're getting on well. 4119 04:15:49,300 --> 04:15:50,300 Don't trust your barber. 4120 04:15:51,300 --> 04:15:52,300 It's fucking shit man. 4121 04:15:53,300 --> 04:15:54,300 Honestly, it was the shittest haircut. 4122 04:15:55,300 --> 04:15:56,300 I said to him... 4123 04:15:57,300 --> 04:15:58,300 Do you know what the fucking... 4124 04:15:59,300 --> 04:16:00,300 Sealed the deal? 4125 04:16:00,300 --> 04:16:01,300 I think he did it out of spite. 4126 04:16:02,300 --> 04:16:02,300 Because... 4127 04:16:03,300 --> 04:16:03,300 I said... 4128 04:16:04,300 --> 04:16:07,300 When I was in here last month, the guy that was cutting the hair, he did a great job. 4129 04:16:08,300 --> 04:16:10,300 And I have to say, it was the best haircut I ever had. 4130 04:16:11,300 --> 04:16:11,300 I think... 4131 04:16:12,300 --> 04:16:14,300 He took that as an insult before he'd even started cutting. 4132 04:16:15,300 --> 04:16:17,300 Because I was left with a real stinker. 4133 04:16:18,300 --> 04:16:19,300 And what happens? 4134 04:16:20,300 --> 04:16:20,300 You can't change it. 4135 04:16:26,300 --> 04:16:27,300 Gas is closing. 4136 04:16:28,300 --> 04:16:29,300 I gave it a fucking week as well. 4137 04:16:29,300 --> 04:16:30,300 I was thinking... 4138 04:16:30,300 --> 04:16:43,300 Maybe I'll stream in a week's time there because it's fucking sour. 4139 04:16:44,300 --> 04:16:45,300 And... 4140 04:16:46,300 --> 04:16:47,300 Yeah, it's obviously fucking... 4141 04:16:48,300 --> 04:16:49,300 It's stood the test of time anyway. 4142 04:16:50,300 --> 04:16:51,300 Fuck. 4143 04:16:52,300 --> 04:16:53,300 It's not good, soldiers. 4144 04:16:53,300 --> 04:16:54,300 It's not good. 4145 04:16:54,300 --> 04:16:56,300 We're getting completely and early Neil Oliver'd. 4146 04:17:01,300 --> 04:17:03,300 Neil Oliver'd has requested your presence, soldier. 4147 04:17:03,300 --> 04:17:06,300 He wants you to go down to the GB News Studios and stand guard. 4148 04:17:07,300 --> 04:17:09,300 He believes that people are out to get him. 4149 04:17:10,300 --> 04:17:11,300 Society is hellbent. 4150 04:17:14,300 --> 04:17:17,300 I'm turning everyone into a walking automaton. 4151 04:17:18,300 --> 04:17:19,300 Weapons are free. 4152 04:17:19,300 --> 04:17:20,300 Weapons are free. 4153 04:17:29,300 --> 04:17:30,300 No. 4154 04:17:30,300 --> 04:17:30,300 What's that? 4155 04:17:30,300 --> 04:17:31,300 For fuck's sake. 4156 04:17:31,300 --> 04:17:32,300 Sorry about this. 4157 04:17:32,300 --> 04:17:33,300 Just trying to get my bearings here. 4158 04:17:33,300 --> 04:17:34,300 50 cal. 4159 04:17:34,300 --> 04:17:35,300 Back off. 4160 04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300 What do these people think they are? 4161 04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300 Back in my day we used to line them up against the wall and give them ten of the best. 4162 04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:35,300 Cat Ninetails. 4163 04:17:35,300 --> 04:17:37,620 What's that? 4164 04:17:39,360 --> 04:17:40,440 For fuck's sake. 4165 04:17:40,700 --> 04:17:41,340 Sorry about this. 4166 04:17:41,420 --> 04:17:42,660 Just trying to get my bearings here. 4167 04:17:42,780 --> 04:17:43,440 A 50 can. 4168 04:17:46,120 --> 04:17:47,200 Back off. 4169 04:17:48,480 --> 04:17:50,060 What do these people think they are? 4170 04:17:55,860 --> 04:17:59,620 Back in my day, we used to line them up against the wall and give them 10 of the best. 4171 04:18:00,320 --> 04:18:01,240 Cat Ninetales. 4172 04:18:01,240 --> 04:18:05,700 Will you be rewetting the bog, Minister? 4173 04:18:06,060 --> 04:18:07,240 While a winged... 4174 04:18:08,040 --> 04:18:08,400 I don't know. 4175 04:18:09,220 --> 04:18:12,080 I just want to make sure I'm not talking shite so I can hear people. 4176 04:18:12,200 --> 04:18:12,300 Sorry. 4177 04:18:13,180 --> 04:18:14,880 Darken Shrine, thank you very much. 4178 04:18:17,360 --> 04:18:18,520 For your crypts. 4179 04:18:19,280 --> 04:18:19,680 Tips. 4180 04:18:20,600 --> 04:18:21,240 Bloods and crypts. 4181 04:18:23,640 --> 04:18:24,940 Who'd leave that around? 4182 04:18:25,060 --> 04:18:26,640 I mean, it's a great little piece to have. 4183 04:18:26,640 --> 04:18:28,200 Cluster mine deployed. 4184 04:18:36,700 --> 04:18:37,340 Oh, fuck. 4185 04:18:38,300 --> 04:18:38,860 Right there. 4186 04:18:38,960 --> 04:18:39,200 Come in. 4187 04:18:39,300 --> 04:18:40,360 Come into the house and get me. 4188 04:18:41,940 --> 04:18:43,600 Oh, please come into the house and get me. 4189 04:18:53,600 --> 04:18:56,340 No, he did well, but he's using a fucking submachine gun. 4190 04:19:00,620 --> 04:19:02,140 And that's not going to get... 4191 04:19:02,140 --> 04:19:03,920 You don't have the range. 4192 04:19:04,260 --> 04:19:05,740 You don't have the range, man. 4193 04:19:07,660 --> 04:19:09,640 Why just sit in here with Fennec for you, will I? 4194 04:19:11,640 --> 04:19:12,740 Sit in here with Fennec. 4195 04:19:20,740 --> 04:19:21,300 Come on. 4196 04:19:21,300 --> 04:19:21,360 Come on. 4197 04:19:21,360 --> 04:19:28,180 Montecito. 4198 04:19:34,480 --> 04:19:35,100 Oh, God. 4199 04:19:35,160 --> 04:19:36,920 He's up on top. 4200 04:19:37,680 --> 04:19:38,320 He might come in. 4201 04:19:41,060 --> 04:19:41,740 Oh, yeah. 4202 04:19:41,840 --> 04:19:42,420 And that's us. 4203 04:19:42,640 --> 04:19:44,060 He's being got with the fucking... 4204 04:19:49,340 --> 04:19:50,580 Oh, what a fucking idiot. 4205 04:19:51,040 --> 04:19:51,760 What an idiot. 4206 04:19:53,700 --> 04:19:55,860 I'm talking about me here, not... 4207 04:19:55,860 --> 04:19:56,860 Your man's down... 4208 04:19:57,760 --> 04:19:58,860 Due to the fucking... 4209 04:19:58,860 --> 04:20:01,180 Landmines I left. 4210 04:20:02,380 --> 04:20:04,840 But I just gave the position away with that lad up top. 4211 04:20:04,960 --> 04:20:04,960 It's... 4212 04:20:05,760 --> 04:20:06,860 This is what happens when you go... 4213 04:20:07,660 --> 04:20:08,860 Right deep into the fucking... 4214 04:20:09,680 --> 04:20:10,420 Snake's nest. 4215 04:20:13,360 --> 04:20:14,080 That's handy. 4216 04:20:15,620 --> 04:20:16,800 I will say that. 4217 04:20:24,280 --> 04:20:25,440 Let's go and get this lad. 4218 04:20:25,440 --> 04:20:25,440 Let's go and get this lad. 4219 04:20:34,020 --> 04:20:34,760 He's moving. 4220 04:20:34,760 --> 04:20:39,100 Gas is moving. 4221 04:20:52,420 --> 04:20:53,460 Where's the fucking door? 4222 04:20:53,580 --> 04:20:53,580 I... 4223 04:20:53,580 --> 04:20:58,840 This is what happened last time... 4224 04:20:58,840 --> 04:20:59,460 Got killed... 4225 04:20:59,460 --> 04:21:01,220 Pissing about with the wrong buttons. 4226 04:21:01,220 --> 04:21:01,620 Got killed... 4227 04:21:01,620 --> 04:21:01,620 Pissing about with the wrong buttons. 4228 04:21:01,620 --> 04:21:19,620 Right up there. 4229 04:21:19,620 --> 04:21:36,000 I can see a lad... 4230 04:21:36,000 --> 04:21:37,860 Who went behind that shed up there. 4231 04:21:37,980 --> 04:21:38,580 He's up there. 4232 04:21:38,660 --> 04:21:39,440 He's right there. 4233 04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:39,440 He's up there. 4234 04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:39,440 He's right there. 4235 04:21:39,440 --> 04:21:41,000 Moving here. 4236 04:21:41,840 --> 04:21:42,660 Disregard that. 4237 04:21:43,940 --> 04:21:44,340 Impact. 4238 04:21:44,340 --> 04:21:45,040 No hit. 4239 04:21:50,460 --> 04:21:51,700 Just gonna get out of here as fuck. 4240 04:21:51,800 --> 04:21:52,060 Just... 4241 04:21:52,060 --> 04:21:53,000 Just run away and hide. 4242 04:21:53,000 --> 04:22:14,160 No. 4243 04:22:14,160 --> 04:22:14,200 No. 4244 04:22:16,080 --> 04:22:16,820 Bad idea. 4245 04:22:17,020 --> 04:22:18,980 I thought I had Fennec equipped. 4246 04:22:22,700 --> 04:22:23,420 This is a... 4247 04:22:23,420 --> 04:22:24,580 This is a real stinker. 4248 04:22:24,620 --> 04:22:24,960 This one. 4249 04:22:25,800 --> 04:22:27,060 So far so stinky. 4250 04:22:27,240 --> 04:22:28,740 It's a real bad job. 4251 04:22:29,300 --> 04:22:29,780 Hopefully... 4252 04:22:29,780 --> 04:22:31,220 I hope Neil Oliver isn't watching. 4253 04:22:32,140 --> 04:22:33,340 There's a guy right next to us as well. 4254 04:22:52,400 --> 04:23:11,340 *fake noise* 4255 04:23:11,340 --> 04:23:14,460 Not a chance you're gonna hit me man, not a fucking chance. 4256 04:23:14,460 --> 04:23:17,460 *fake noise* 4257 04:23:17,460 --> 04:23:24,460 *fake noise* 4258 04:23:24,460 --> 04:23:25,460 Fucking hell. 4259 04:23:25,460 --> 04:23:32,460 *fake noise* 4260 04:23:32,460 --> 04:23:35,460 So embarrassing, so embarrassing. 4261 04:23:35,460 --> 04:23:42,460 I think I've just been fucking Neil Oliver'd. 4262 04:23:42,460 --> 04:23:49,460 *fake noise* 4263 04:23:49,460 --> 04:23:51,460 *fake noise* 4264 04:23:51,460 --> 04:23:57,460 *fake noise* 4265 04:23:57,460 --> 04:24:11,460 *fake noise* 4266 04:24:11,460 --> 04:24:12,460 Where is that? 4267 04:24:12,460 --> 04:24:16,460 Oh, he's up there. Okay. 4268 04:24:16,460 --> 04:24:17,460 Okay. 4269 04:24:17,460 --> 04:24:18,460 *fake noise* 4270 04:24:18,460 --> 04:24:20,460 You're losing ground. Move it! 4271 04:24:20,460 --> 04:24:21,460 *fake noise* 4272 04:24:21,460 --> 04:24:22,460 *fake noise* 4273 04:24:22,460 --> 04:24:25,460 *fake noise* 4274 04:24:25,460 --> 04:24:26,460 *fake noise* 4275 04:24:26,460 --> 04:24:27,460 *fake noise* 4276 04:24:27,460 --> 04:24:28,460 *fake noise* 4277 04:24:28,460 --> 04:24:29,460 *fake noise* 4278 04:24:29,460 --> 04:24:33,460 So fish sticks and darken shrine, thank you very much for your tips. 4279 04:24:33,460 --> 04:24:51,460 *fake noise* 4280 04:24:51,460 --> 04:24:57,160 Yes, Fishstick says "In the Limp Bizkit song out of style, Fred Durst makes a reference 4281 04:24:57,160 --> 04:25:14,880 to playing Warzone. Imagine bumping into him in the Gulag." 4282 04:25:14,880 --> 04:25:19,880 Not great aim. 4283 04:25:19,880 --> 04:25:48,300 I mean, if nothing else, you gotta admire the survival skills here. If nothing else. 4284 04:25:48,300 --> 04:25:53,900 Like a fucking cat, with nine lives. Six of the best! 4285 04:26:03,260 --> 04:26:03,900 Fuck. 4286 04:26:06,460 --> 04:26:07,340 Oh no. 4287 04:26:07,340 --> 04:26:23,340 *Sigh* 4288 04:26:25,500 --> 04:26:36,940 Oh. Well it was probably for the best to be honest because we really, we'd hit a bit of an impasse of shit gameplay there. Whereas the first few war zones were fucking sound. Like they were, they were great. I was, I'm still in it. 4289 04:26:36,940 --> 04:26:41,900 I'm still in it. Still in it. Let's get the mic on. Let's tell this guy to dance. 4290 04:26:45,340 --> 04:26:49,500 Well, well, well. Irish Kev, how are ya? Do you like dancing? 4291 04:26:51,580 --> 04:26:56,460 What do you want to do? A two step or a foxtrot or a cha-cha? I have everything, I have everything ready. 4292 04:27:06,540 --> 04:27:17,560 Yes! Go on, Kev! We'll see you later, Kev! Bye-bye! 4293 04:27:25,120 --> 04:27:31,140 He had no microphone on, but I'm sure as hell he could hear me, because why would he... 4294 04:27:31,140 --> 04:27:35,480 He hesitated to come and get me in the initial stages of the fucking battle. 4295 04:27:35,480 --> 04:27:46,240 Look at this, shots going everywhere, it's a fucking... It's a war zone, sure. 4296 04:27:46,240 --> 04:27:57,320 Yet again, you got that gas problem that I highlighted a few games ago. Seems you haven't gone and got it looked at yet. 4297 04:27:57,320 --> 04:28:08,080 What do you think it is, soldier? IBS? Gluten intolerance? Whatever the weather, you want to get that checked out. 4298 04:28:08,080 --> 04:28:09,480 Your shit stinks, over. 4299 04:28:17,640 --> 04:28:22,040 Just gonna lie down, move around, lie down, move around. It's the old way. 4300 04:28:22,640 --> 04:28:25,880 It's the way we do business. Jacob Rees-Mogg, thank you very much for your tip. 4301 04:28:26,260 --> 04:28:28,360 And Cobine, thank you very much, Boomhauer. 4302 04:28:28,900 --> 04:28:29,400 You say. 4303 04:28:37,340 --> 04:28:39,660 Gonna head over to the fire station deluxe. 4304 04:28:41,660 --> 04:28:42,620 Maybe into the... 4305 04:28:43,140 --> 04:28:44,500 Hornet's Nest over here. 4306 04:28:45,040 --> 04:28:45,540 Oh, fuck. 4307 04:28:57,580 --> 04:29:00,340 That fucking gun. 4308 04:29:06,020 --> 04:29:08,520 Someone's got my number around there, anyway. 4309 04:29:08,820 --> 04:29:09,620 Oh, no. Oh, no. 4310 04:29:09,820 --> 04:29:10,320 No, move! 4311 04:29:21,140 --> 04:29:21,620 Oh. 4312 04:29:22,340 --> 04:29:23,240 25 remain. 4313 04:29:24,480 --> 04:29:25,880 25 remain, soldier. 4314 04:29:26,020 --> 04:29:26,480 Keep your head up. 4315 04:29:26,720 --> 04:29:27,580 Keep your head up. 4316 04:29:28,220 --> 04:29:29,380 You're doing a chefizo. 4317 04:29:36,160 --> 04:29:36,940 Not great. 4318 04:29:36,940 --> 04:29:41,300 If you've just tuned in, you've missed some electric sessions. 4319 04:29:41,740 --> 04:29:47,160 I'm not going to blast my own trumpet or anything like that, but there was some electric sessions, 4320 04:29:47,420 --> 04:29:50,580 and you've just bore witness to the first stinker of the night. 4321 04:29:58,120 --> 04:29:58,180 What? 4322 04:29:58,180 --> 04:29:59,320 Gas is closing in. 4323 04:29:59,480 --> 04:30:00,740 Relocating the safe zone. 4324 04:30:00,800 --> 04:30:01,300 Fucking headset. 4325 04:30:07,300 --> 04:30:11,220 Stinker of the night exchanging glances. 4326 04:30:14,420 --> 04:30:15,420 Okay, we'll get out of that. 4327 04:30:20,220 --> 04:30:22,260 We shall traverse... 4328 04:30:24,020 --> 04:30:31,140 I'm not sure seemingly traverse, but we will traverse in some shape and form to our Shafey unit. 4329 04:30:31,140 --> 04:30:38,140 *Sings* 4330 04:30:38,140 --> 04:30:39,140 *Sings* 4331 04:30:39,140 --> 04:30:45,140 *Sings* 4332 04:30:50,140 --> 04:30:55,140 Get that going there. Bit of fucking moon dust on while we transition. 4333 04:30:55,140 --> 04:30:58,140 *Sings* 4334 04:30:58,140 --> 04:31:03,140 Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. 4335 04:31:03,140 --> 04:31:13,140 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 4336 04:31:13,140 --> 04:31:15,140 Moon dust. 4337 04:31:15,140 --> 04:31:18,140 *Sings* 4338 04:31:18,140 --> 04:31:23,140 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. 4339 04:31:23,140 --> 04:31:27,980 Moondust. 4340 04:31:30,040 --> 04:31:30,840 Moondust. 4341 04:31:32,900 --> 04:31:33,700 Moondust. 4342 04:31:34,580 --> 04:31:35,580 Oh, this works. 4343 04:31:36,000 --> 04:31:37,260 Moondust is still a problem. 4344 04:31:37,520 --> 04:31:38,060 I'm sorry. 4345 04:31:38,740 --> 04:31:39,420 Moondust. 4346 04:31:40,880 --> 04:31:43,080 How do we get that volume? 4347 04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,240 That El Gato. 4348 04:31:44,600 --> 04:31:45,120 Moondust. 4349 04:31:46,540 --> 04:31:47,540 She's there. 4350 04:31:47,540 --> 04:31:47,980 Moondust. 4351 04:31:47,980 --> 04:31:49,140 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 4352 04:31:49,220 --> 04:31:52,280 Audio properties. 4353 04:31:52,280 --> 04:31:53,280 Moondust. 4354 04:31:54,900 --> 04:31:55,580 I don't know. 4355 04:31:55,980 --> 04:31:56,880 Monitor and output. 4356 04:31:57,140 --> 04:31:58,440 Yeah, we should have that. 4357 04:31:58,500 --> 04:32:00,500 Oh, yeah, I need to fucking change it on the mainframe. 4358 04:32:07,140 --> 04:32:07,660 Sound. 4359 04:32:07,660 --> 04:32:08,660 Moondust. 4360 04:32:23,520 --> 04:32:24,160 Moondust. 4361 04:32:24,660 --> 04:32:25,660 Am I getting that? 4362 04:32:26,400 --> 04:32:27,740 Moondust is still a problem. 4363 04:32:29,640 --> 04:32:33,560 ruining the fucking shot that develops out towards stew 4364 04:32:33,560 --> 04:32:57,080 if you did get to talk to santa you probably would ask him for something having to do with 4365 04:32:57,080 --> 04:33:03,080 your computer i know yee can hear that but i can't i don't know what that's about it's a frame with stew's ear 4366 04:33:03,640 --> 04:33:13,720 moon dust moon dust i got it wrong sound up but mostly output device maybe moon dust computer well 4367 04:33:13,720 --> 04:33:25,320 today we've got a great list uh some gift ideas for the computer user on 4368 04:33:25,320 --> 04:33:39,160 moon dust 4369 04:33:41,880 --> 04:33:48,840 moon dust moon dust 4370 04:33:50,920 --> 04:33:55,720 it's 1986 so it's it's going back in moon dust in time you know 4371 04:33:55,720 --> 04:34:03,160 moon dust moon dust 4372 04:34:06,040 --> 04:34:12,360 if i can get it to uh operate okay because i can't hear it through my headset i can only hear it from 4373 04:34:14,280 --> 04:34:26,840 speakers on this machine here moon dust moon dust moon dust on your christmas shopping list on this 4374 04:34:26,840 --> 04:34:40,840 special holiday edition moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust 4375 04:34:41,400 --> 04:35:10,400 *sad music* 4376 04:35:10,400 --> 04:35:13,400 Okay, there's a buzz off it though. 4377 04:35:13,400 --> 04:35:15,400 *sad music* 4378 04:35:15,400 --> 04:35:16,400 *sad music* 4379 04:35:16,400 --> 04:35:18,400 *sad music* 4380 04:35:18,400 --> 04:35:19,400 *sad music* 4381 04:35:19,400 --> 04:35:22,400 *sad music* 4382 04:35:22,400 --> 04:35:23,400 *sad music* 4383 04:35:23,400 --> 04:35:24,400 Six. 4384 04:35:24,400 --> 04:35:25,400 *sad music* 4385 04:35:25,400 --> 04:35:27,400 *sad music* 4386 04:35:27,400 --> 04:35:28,400 *sad music* 4387 04:35:28,400 --> 04:35:29,400 *sad music* 4388 04:35:29,400 --> 04:35:31,400 Ah, that'll do. 4389 04:35:31,400 --> 04:35:33,400 *sad music* 4390 04:35:33,400 --> 04:35:35,400 *sad music* 4391 04:35:35,400 --> 04:35:39,400 *sad music* 4392 04:35:39,400 --> 04:35:40,400 *sad music* 4393 04:35:40,400 --> 04:35:41,400 *sad music* 4394 04:35:41,400 --> 04:35:42,400 *sad music* 4395 04:35:42,400 --> 04:35:43,400 *sad music* 4396 04:35:43,400 --> 04:35:44,400 *sad music* 4397 04:35:44,400 --> 04:35:45,400 *sad music* 4398 04:35:45,400 --> 04:35:46,400 *sad music* 4399 04:35:46,400 --> 04:35:47,400 *sad music* 4400 04:35:47,400 --> 04:35:48,400 *sad music* 4401 04:35:48,400 --> 04:35:49,400 *sad music* 4402 04:35:49,400 --> 04:35:50,400 *sad music* 4403 04:35:50,400 --> 04:35:51,400 *sad music* 4404 04:35:51,400 --> 04:35:53,400 *sad music* 4405 04:35:53,400 --> 04:35:54,400 *sad music* 4406 04:35:54,400 --> 04:35:55,400 *sad music* 4407 04:35:55,400 --> 04:35:56,400 *sad music* 4408 04:35:56,400 --> 04:36:13,840 beautiful stuff we've got some digital hands coming right up 4409 04:36:13,840 --> 04:36:25,980 odds are you won't get to sit on santa claus's lap this did you hear before we go to odds on you 4410 04:36:25,980 --> 04:36:32,140 won't get to santa claus's lap it's like you can hear shafi say the words even before he says it 4411 04:36:32,140 --> 04:36:46,520 i was supposed to play another game of chess with thomas odds are you won't get to sit on santa 4412 04:36:46,520 --> 04:36:50,900 claus's lap this christmas season but i'll bet if you did get to talk to santa you probably would 4413 04:36:50,900 --> 04:36:55,460 ask him for something having to do with your computer well today we've got a great list of gift 4414 04:36:55,560 --> 04:37:00,080 ideas for the computer user on your christmas shopping list on this special holiday edition 4415 04:37:00,080 --> 04:37:03,720 of the computer gaming devices nintendo game boy 4416 04:37:03,720 --> 04:37:21,880 they've gone through the ages their intro has a through the ages look at the way technology has 4417 04:37:21,880 --> 04:37:29,900 progressed visually and hourly as well because we're hearing the music of the past like the uh whatever 4418 04:37:29,900 --> 04:37:35,860 that was a fucking harpsichord and then it gets into a kind of electronics there's a load of shit 4419 04:37:35,860 --> 04:37:45,040 before that as well like a maybe a little clarinet i don't know what instrument that one was but it's 4420 04:37:45,040 --> 04:37:54,880 cheeky enough there's your harpsichord or whatever 4421 04:37:54,880 --> 04:38:01,880 Then you... 4422 04:38:01,880 --> 04:38:23,680 The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, 4423 04:38:23,680 --> 04:38:34,680 makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, including Lotus Lookalike Spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Hays-compatible 1200 baud modem. 4424 04:38:34,680 --> 04:38:38,680 Leading Edge with over 1,000 service centers nationwide. 4425 04:38:38,680 --> 04:38:50,680 Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide. 4426 04:38:50,680 --> 04:38:53,680 Check out the 808 state on that. 4427 04:38:53,680 --> 04:39:01,680 A lovely little bit of synth going on. Let's just see these sponsors again. I've never seen them. They're incredible. And the graphics are second to none. 4428 04:39:01,680 --> 04:39:22,680 Sorry there, I might have missed a tip or two or a message. I need to put the chat on the screen. Sorry, once this chat is on the screen, I'll know exactly. We'll be off. We'll be away with it. There'll be no stopping us. Yeah. 4429 04:39:22,680 --> 04:39:22,920 Yeah. 4430 04:39:32,220 --> 04:39:34,140 Big Red, thank you very, very much. 4431 04:39:34,380 --> 04:39:36,220 You're kind-hearted and generous. 4432 04:39:37,200 --> 04:39:39,460 Tip, tip, tip, tip, tip away the night away. 4433 04:39:39,540 --> 04:39:40,200 Thank you very much. 4434 04:39:41,140 --> 04:39:42,740 We'll put that there then. 4435 04:39:42,960 --> 04:39:45,660 We'll get that here, there like that. 4436 04:39:47,200 --> 04:39:47,640 Beautiful. 4437 04:39:49,080 --> 04:39:50,140 Absolutely beautiful. 4438 04:39:50,580 --> 04:39:54,880 The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of... 4439 04:39:54,880 --> 04:40:01,580 And I like the way this guy is just spinning around very, very nicely on a little... 4440 04:40:02,320 --> 04:40:03,040 I don't know what he's on. 4441 04:40:03,040 --> 04:40:03,440 5B.M. 4442 04:40:03,880 --> 04:40:07,980 It's kind of a Tron-esque platform. 4443 04:40:08,660 --> 04:40:09,840 Compatible computer system. 4444 04:40:10,000 --> 04:40:13,680 While the one in the background has a load of shite scrolling down it as well. 4445 04:40:13,680 --> 04:40:18,220 Systems, including Lotus look-alike spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction. 4446 04:40:18,480 --> 04:40:24,000 It gets a little bit Illuminati-esque there and the music pumps into the mixer as well. 4447 04:40:24,100 --> 04:40:25,560 It means we're serious. 4448 04:40:25,700 --> 04:40:26,580 This is getting serious. 4449 04:40:26,660 --> 04:40:30,300 Communication software and Haze compatible 1200 baud modem. 4450 04:40:30,880 --> 04:40:33,820 Leading edge with over 1000 service centers nationwide. 4451 04:40:35,740 --> 04:40:38,920 Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. 4452 04:40:38,920 --> 04:40:45,620 Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software and languages cover developments in computer technology worldwide. 4453 04:40:45,620 --> 04:41:01,060 A lovely shot of the two boys in the dark there. They've decked the fucking place out with a bit of tinsel and a singular bauble hangs down at the bottom of the desk there. 4454 04:41:03,740 --> 04:41:04,180 What? 4455 04:41:06,960 --> 04:41:14,020 And is that maybe they have another bauble hidden away? Either that or it's the shine of Stuart's shoe. 4456 04:41:14,020 --> 04:41:17,180 The two Tronies. 4457 04:41:18,000 --> 04:41:19,760 Says shimmy shimoo. 4458 04:41:25,780 --> 04:41:35,500 Instantaneous. It looks like that politician who turns up at all the big events like when a sports star is one of a big event. He turns up to them. 4459 04:41:37,760 --> 04:41:38,560 Jane Ross. 4460 04:41:38,560 --> 04:41:54,220 Welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Shiffey. Gary... 4461 04:41:54,220 --> 04:42:04,940 A clone named Gibson and Gavin Spoon. Thanks very much for spooning out that tip out of your bowl that you had and dishing it out to me. 4462 04:42:04,940 --> 04:42:20,220 Kildall is off Christmas shopping somewhere I think and sitting in for Gary this week is George Morrow. George I want to show you something. This is my wallet. I'm not going to give you any money now. These are credit cards. I want to show you one very special credit card. Look at this baby. Happens to have an alphanumeric keyboard. 4463 04:42:20,760 --> 04:42:27,760 I have my 2k memory in here. I have my Christmas shopping list in here. Look at this. I can punch up somebody's name and that's what I'm supposed to get that person for Christmas. See? 4464 04:42:27,760 --> 04:42:27,760 How long did it... 4465 04:42:27,760 --> 04:42:44,180 So he wanted to get Alan a toy truck. Alan is presumably a child. I mean there can't really be that many fucking children he needs to get a fucking toy truck for. Why would you... It seems very painstaking to have to enter that into the PD100 personal directory. 4466 04:42:44,760 --> 04:42:45,680 I have my Christmas shop. 4467 04:42:46,100 --> 04:42:47,520 But where did he pull that out of? 4468 04:42:47,540 --> 04:42:51,260 It looks like he did a little fucking bit of close-up magic before we saw the goods. 4469 04:42:51,540 --> 04:42:52,620 I'm not going to give you any money now. 4470 04:42:53,320 --> 04:42:55,580 So keep your eye on the wallet here, guys. 4471 04:42:55,900 --> 04:42:56,760 These are credit cards. 4472 04:42:59,160 --> 04:43:00,100 Look closely now. 4473 04:43:00,140 --> 04:43:01,000 These are credit cards. 4474 04:43:01,140 --> 04:43:02,740 I want to show you one very special credit card. 4475 04:43:03,120 --> 04:43:03,780 Here we go. 4476 04:43:04,340 --> 04:43:04,900 Look at this, baby. 4477 04:43:05,640 --> 04:43:06,340 Whip snap. 4478 04:43:07,120 --> 04:43:10,520 Happens to have an alphanumeric keyboard and a 2K memory in here. 4479 04:43:10,920 --> 04:43:11,780 Look at this, baby. 4480 04:43:12,260 --> 04:43:17,260 I have my Christmas shopping list in here. 4481 04:43:17,320 --> 04:43:17,720 Look at this. 4482 04:43:19,360 --> 04:43:22,620 Bonus points if he mentions that it's handheld. 4483 04:43:23,000 --> 04:43:23,680 Clone name, Gibson. 4484 04:43:23,860 --> 04:43:24,500 Thank you very much. 4485 04:43:24,620 --> 04:43:27,820 I can punch up somebody's name, and that's what I'm supposed to get that person for Christmas. 4486 04:43:28,080 --> 04:43:30,220 How long did it take you to put all that stuff in there, Stuart? 4487 04:43:30,240 --> 04:43:30,740 What's the difference? 4488 04:43:30,800 --> 04:43:32,240 I had a lot of fun doing it, Stuart. 4489 04:43:32,900 --> 04:43:34,780 Why are you fucking ruining it? 4490 04:43:35,680 --> 04:43:37,640 You know, we hire... 4491 04:43:37,640 --> 04:43:38,660 I'm trying to do... 4492 04:43:38,660 --> 04:43:39,720 What would his voice be? 4493 04:43:40,260 --> 04:43:42,920 He'd be like saying to him, you know, we have Gary. 4494 04:43:43,100 --> 04:43:45,140 Gary never questions the gizmos, okay? 4495 04:43:45,340 --> 04:43:47,620 Shut your mouth and just enjoy the gizmos. 4496 04:43:47,820 --> 04:43:50,760 How long did it take you to put all that stuff in there, Stuart? 4497 04:43:50,780 --> 04:43:51,280 What's the difference? 4498 04:43:51,340 --> 04:43:52,760 I had a lot of fun doing it, Stuart. 4499 04:43:52,760 --> 04:43:52,880 Oh, that's true. 4500 04:43:53,040 --> 04:43:53,360 That's true. 4501 04:43:53,360 --> 04:43:58,500 This is just a little example of a kind of high-tech computer present that you could get someone who's into these things for Christmas. 4502 04:43:58,700 --> 04:43:59,860 That's what we're talking about today. 4503 04:43:59,860 --> 04:44:02,600 Good ideas for Christmas presents for computer people. 4504 04:44:03,160 --> 04:44:05,400 He was going to say nerds there, but he corrected himself. 4505 04:44:05,520 --> 04:44:07,080 Toby, thanks very much for the tip. 4506 04:44:07,180 --> 04:44:08,920 Let me ask you a serious question, though, about this season. 4507 04:44:09,000 --> 04:44:12,340 The Christmas season is very important, in fact, to lots of businesses, department stores and so on. 4508 04:44:12,500 --> 04:44:14,940 How important is the Christmas season to the computer industry? 4509 04:44:15,660 --> 04:44:20,280 Well, this year I think it's going to be a little bit more important than usual because the tax laws are all ending, Stuart. 4510 04:44:21,280 --> 04:44:27,460 All the tax changes are now going to be in place at the beginning of the year, and people are going to be spending money sometimes on equipment this year that they wouldn't have normally. 4511 04:44:28,000 --> 04:44:37,500 And the other side, the little bit lighter side, is that I think in the computer industry that hope beats eternal, that each Christmas they will find a product that will find its way into the home. 4512 04:44:37,500 --> 04:44:39,060 That the home market really will exist. 4513 04:44:39,220 --> 04:44:39,320 Right. 4514 04:44:39,600 --> 04:44:40,960 Well, we're going to find out. 4515 04:44:41,020 --> 04:44:43,080 We're going to be joined soon by Paul Schindler. 4516 04:44:43,480 --> 04:44:46,180 Leonardo Schreiber, how are you? 4517 04:44:46,220 --> 04:44:47,860 Glad to see you still doing this, Francis. 4518 04:44:48,460 --> 04:44:53,500 Look, I'd do this to the fucking, the end of the world if I could. 4519 04:44:53,620 --> 04:45:02,760 But the sad thing is that there's a finite amount of computer chronicles for which to watch, which does go some way to explaining why I don't hammer it all the time. 4520 04:45:02,760 --> 04:45:11,400 But I go through periods of real acute computer chronicles addictions, and maybe one might be starting again. 4521 04:45:11,480 --> 04:45:11,880 You never know. 4522 04:45:11,960 --> 04:45:18,020 And Wendy Woods, so you can hear directly from the experts about some great Christmas gift ideas that you can buy in a computer store. 4523 04:45:18,220 --> 04:45:19,080 We'll be right back. 4524 04:45:19,140 --> 04:45:19,620 Stay with us. 4525 04:45:22,880 --> 04:45:23,280 Lovely. 4526 04:45:23,420 --> 04:45:28,840 We've got Schindler is about to make a beautiful appearance, replete with his Schindler beard. 4527 04:45:29,680 --> 04:45:31,180 A family affair. 4528 04:45:31,180 --> 04:45:35,160 I think it must be none other than fucking Schindler's missus. 4529 04:45:35,340 --> 04:45:36,340 Let's see what happens. 4530 04:45:38,300 --> 04:45:44,620 This is the first time we've ever seen behind the curtain into Schindler's personal life and world. 4531 04:45:47,980 --> 04:45:55,340 Very awkward situation there. 4532 04:45:56,080 --> 04:45:57,840 Look down, look down. 4533 04:45:57,840 --> 04:46:01,960 And then you have the two books, Shane Ross and Stuart Shaffey. 4534 04:46:04,320 --> 04:46:10,780 With us now in the studio is Paul Schindler, whom everybody knows is our software reviewer and specialist here on Computer Chronicles. 4535 04:46:10,960 --> 04:46:15,160 And next to Paul, Wendy Woods, our specialist on just about everything dealing with personal computers. 4536 04:46:15,380 --> 04:46:17,260 And of course, George Morrow is back here. 4537 04:46:17,680 --> 04:46:21,220 And we're going to be talking about goodies for Christmas that have to do with computers. 4538 04:46:21,220 --> 04:46:24,340 And I'm going to take the liberty of starting because I have something sitting up there in the computer. 4539 04:46:25,100 --> 04:46:26,740 It's a beautiful thatch. 4540 04:46:26,840 --> 04:46:28,100 It's a thatch in its prime. 4541 04:46:28,240 --> 04:46:29,620 If I can show you this, George, this is neat. 4542 04:46:29,680 --> 04:46:30,220 This is a program. 4543 04:46:30,620 --> 04:46:34,680 I think George wishes he could thatch with the best of them like that. 4544 04:46:34,740 --> 04:46:35,500 It's called business simulator. 4545 04:46:35,560 --> 04:46:38,000 But he's not kidding anyone, you know. 4546 04:46:38,420 --> 04:46:43,200 ...was developed by the people who teach in the MBA program at the Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania. 4547 04:46:43,460 --> 04:46:46,620 They took their case studies that they use and they put them all on a disc now. 4548 04:46:46,720 --> 04:46:49,540 And for about 99 bucks, I think it is, you can buy these case studies. 4549 04:46:49,840 --> 04:46:50,940 They call it business simulator. 4550 04:46:51,060 --> 04:46:52,160 They say it's like a flight simulator. 4551 04:46:52,320 --> 04:46:54,540 You can practice flying the plane and crash without killing yourself. 4552 04:46:54,760 --> 04:46:57,020 You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt. 4553 04:46:57,600 --> 04:46:59,360 So what you see right here in this particular... 4554 04:46:59,360 --> 04:47:00,720 I should have got... 4555 04:47:00,720 --> 04:47:02,220 Say it! 4556 04:47:02,660 --> 04:47:04,100 Sorry, there's a fucking funny laugh there. 4557 04:47:04,160 --> 04:47:07,540 I just need to stop this because I don't want to get into it and realize we've seen it before. 4558 04:47:08,280 --> 04:47:11,260 I don't remember seeing this guy, the Shane Ross guy, before. 4559 04:47:12,380 --> 04:47:14,140 Hopefully we haven't seen this one before. 4560 04:47:15,580 --> 04:47:18,800 But there was a very funny, awkward laugh there. 4561 04:47:18,880 --> 04:47:19,580 Let's have a little look. 4562 04:47:19,640 --> 04:47:20,980 This is brand new, says Niall. 4563 04:47:21,080 --> 04:47:21,540 Great stuff. 4564 04:47:24,420 --> 04:47:25,840 They say it's like a flight simulator. 4565 04:47:25,980 --> 04:47:28,200 You can practice flying the plane and crash without killing yourself. 4566 04:47:28,380 --> 04:47:30,560 You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt. 4567 04:47:30,720 --> 04:47:31,960 Without killing yourself. 4568 04:47:32,640 --> 04:47:34,460 The Alderman Kelly, thank you very much. 4569 04:47:35,220 --> 04:47:37,220 So what you see right here in this particular... 4570 04:47:37,220 --> 04:47:37,840 I should have got... 4571 04:47:37,840 --> 04:47:39,180 Say it, George! 4572 04:47:39,940 --> 04:47:42,240 In this particular model, you're running a little... 4573 04:47:42,240 --> 04:47:43,000 What was that? 4574 04:47:43,100 --> 04:47:43,900 What was that bit? 4575 04:47:44,560 --> 04:47:45,700 Say it, George! 4576 04:47:46,360 --> 04:47:46,940 Killing yourself. 4577 04:47:47,160 --> 04:47:49,380 You can crash a company without actually going bankrupt. 4578 04:47:49,920 --> 04:47:51,780 So what you see right here in this particular... 4579 04:47:51,780 --> 04:47:52,420 I should have got... 4580 04:47:52,420 --> 04:47:53,740 Say it, George! 4581 04:47:54,080 --> 04:47:57,020 In this particular model, you're running a little computer company. 4582 04:47:57,460 --> 04:48:00,100 Maybe he had a company that he crashed or something. 4583 04:48:00,720 --> 04:48:01,620 And that's why he's... 4584 04:48:02,620 --> 04:48:04,520 He's saying that bit. 4585 04:48:04,560 --> 04:48:04,860 I don't know. 4586 04:48:04,960 --> 04:48:08,000 But he shows you who your competition is, who the CEOs of the other companies are. 4587 04:48:08,060 --> 04:48:09,340 We've got various things we can do. 4588 04:48:09,860 --> 04:48:10,860 Great companies. 4589 04:48:11,060 --> 04:48:12,760 Real big market value companies. 4590 04:48:12,860 --> 04:48:14,460 Even back in 1980... 4591 04:48:14,460 --> 04:48:14,820 Whatever. 4592 04:48:14,820 --> 04:48:15,980 This is 86. 4593 04:48:15,980 --> 04:48:17,120 Apple Computer. 4594 04:48:19,400 --> 04:48:23,180 Two million dollar fucking market value. 4595 04:48:23,640 --> 04:48:24,660 Tandy Corp. 4596 04:48:24,920 --> 04:48:26,280 You have Brinkman Shipping. 4597 04:48:26,400 --> 04:48:27,380 Texas Instruments. 4598 04:48:27,840 --> 04:48:29,140 Who made the calculator. 4599 04:48:29,800 --> 04:48:30,860 And Hewlett Packard. 4600 04:48:35,500 --> 04:48:36,840 Leland Stanford. 4601 04:48:36,840 --> 04:48:37,960 Turn around. 4602 04:48:37,960 --> 04:48:41,380 Is that a joke name? 4603 04:48:42,100 --> 04:48:42,900 Edwin Cox. 4604 04:48:42,900 --> 04:48:43,400 M.J. 4605 04:48:43,400 --> 04:48:43,760 Neely. 4606 04:48:43,760 --> 04:48:45,080 Joseph Worson. 4607 04:48:45,080 --> 04:48:45,540 Is that... 4608 04:48:45,540 --> 04:48:48,340 I can go in and read the Wall Street Journal, for example, and see what they're saying about 4609 04:48:48,340 --> 04:48:48,920 my industry. 4610 04:48:49,460 --> 04:48:50,060 And there's the... 4611 04:48:50,060 --> 04:48:53,180 Well, it's called the Business Journal, but we know it's a takeoff. 4612 04:48:53,480 --> 04:48:55,520 Industry sales surge 18%. 4613 04:48:55,520 --> 04:48:57,360 Industry profits rise. 4614 04:48:57,720 --> 04:48:58,780 Stocks move upward. 4615 04:48:59,420 --> 04:49:02,520 APL slips into first place as stock prices rise. 4616 04:49:03,560 --> 04:49:06,460 Well, the Wall Street Journal, I can go in and take a look at some other things. 4617 04:49:06,840 --> 04:49:11,860 I can go in here and read annual reports from my company and see how the company's been doing. 4618 04:49:13,120 --> 04:49:17,140 And let's see, I can go see a balance sheet, for example, in the annual report and go see 4619 04:49:17,140 --> 04:49:17,780 what's going on there. 4620 04:49:17,800 --> 04:49:18,380 I can go back. 4621 04:49:18,440 --> 04:49:22,820 I can also read, go into the file and read memos that have been written in this company 4622 04:49:22,820 --> 04:49:27,460 before I came over and took over as CEO here and see what people have been saying to each 4623 04:49:27,460 --> 04:49:27,620 other. 4624 04:49:27,700 --> 04:49:31,380 Here's a finance memo that's going to be in the file about possible bankruptcy. 4625 04:49:31,620 --> 04:49:33,160 That sounds a little bit familiar there, too. 4626 04:49:33,460 --> 04:49:33,760 Yes. 4627 04:49:34,260 --> 04:49:37,220 Now, after you have all this information... 4628 04:49:37,220 --> 04:49:38,240 This is a simulator. 4629 04:49:38,600 --> 04:49:43,900 It's not a piece of office application like a spreadsheet, Excel, Microsoft Office. 4630 04:49:43,980 --> 04:49:46,660 This is something you just fucking play at home. 4631 04:49:47,060 --> 04:49:48,460 You can actually go make some... 4632 04:49:48,460 --> 04:49:52,480 This was before you could drop into the war zone and get your load out. 4633 04:49:52,660 --> 04:49:54,580 This is your load out. 4634 04:49:54,580 --> 04:49:55,960 The decisions about your business. 4635 04:49:56,040 --> 04:49:57,220 So I go into make decisions. 4636 04:49:57,620 --> 04:49:59,640 And you'll see we go into a decision menu here. 4637 04:50:00,800 --> 04:50:03,220 Decisions about how am I going to price my product, for example. 4638 04:50:03,300 --> 04:50:04,800 How much am I going to spend on advertising? 4639 04:50:04,940 --> 04:50:06,340 What product mix should I... 4640 04:50:06,340 --> 04:50:07,600 I've seen that, Tobes. 4641 04:50:07,640 --> 04:50:10,220 Yeah, there's a Microsoft Excel eSports. 4642 04:50:10,560 --> 04:50:12,980 Might even get a look at that to see how... 4643 04:50:12,980 --> 04:50:16,940 It's a kind of Computer Chronicles-esque segment for the now, the here and now. 4644 04:50:17,000 --> 04:50:20,920 Should I expand my factory capability and so on. 4645 04:50:20,920 --> 04:50:27,560 Once you do that, then you can go in and actually what they call process the decision and it just simulates the business for one year. 4646 04:50:27,560 --> 04:50:28,680 And you see what goes on. 4647 04:50:28,680 --> 04:50:30,440 You then get back in and make your decisions again. 4648 04:50:30,440 --> 04:50:35,880 The thing I like about here is that function R. If you get fed up with the whole message, George, you hit R and you retire. 4649 04:50:35,880 --> 04:50:37,600 See? And it's all over. 4650 04:50:37,600 --> 04:50:39,960 And you don't have to face these problems anymore. 4651 04:50:39,960 --> 04:50:41,740 Well, this is true simulation? 4652 04:50:41,980 --> 04:50:42,920 A true simulation, yeah. 4653 04:50:42,960 --> 04:50:46,400 These are real case studies, as I said, that are used in training MBA students. 4654 04:50:46,980 --> 04:50:47,560 And you can now... 4655 04:50:47,560 --> 04:50:48,260 There are six of them. 4656 04:50:48,540 --> 04:50:55,560 As a matter of fact, the company says you can actually get these custom-made now to your particular business with the particular competitors, particular product mix, and so on and so forth. 4657 04:50:55,680 --> 04:50:56,600 I should get one of those. 4658 04:50:56,860 --> 04:50:57,200 It's coming to you. 4659 04:50:57,240 --> 04:50:58,580 Okay, George, I'm going to turn it over to you now. 4660 04:50:58,620 --> 04:51:01,220 And I'm going to turn the keyboard over to Paul to get ready for his demo. 4661 04:51:01,880 --> 04:51:02,520 Game Boy! 4662 04:51:02,740 --> 04:51:03,820 Thank you very much for the tip. 4663 04:51:04,100 --> 04:51:06,120 And Paul's got a demo coming up. 4664 04:51:06,240 --> 04:51:07,800 It sounds very juicy. 4665 04:51:08,020 --> 04:51:08,860 Computer games! 4666 04:51:09,680 --> 04:51:11,360 I've got Norton Utilities. 4667 04:51:11,960 --> 04:51:12,660 This has saved my life. 4668 04:51:12,660 --> 04:51:13,460 An oldie but goodie. 4669 04:51:13,760 --> 04:51:15,360 That saved my life twice this year. 4670 04:51:16,080 --> 04:51:16,360 I had... 4671 04:51:16,360 --> 04:51:21,560 Norton, of course, went on to make the antivirus. 4672 04:51:22,260 --> 04:51:23,020 But what's this? 4673 04:51:23,160 --> 04:51:24,000 Norton Utilities. 4674 04:51:24,820 --> 04:51:26,400 It saved this man's life, he says. 4675 04:51:27,000 --> 04:51:27,680 This has saved my life. 4676 04:51:27,680 --> 04:51:28,480 An oldie but goodie. 4677 04:51:28,740 --> 04:51:30,400 That saved my life twice this year. 4678 04:51:30,700 --> 04:51:32,940 I had corrupted files, and I don't know what I've done. 4679 04:51:33,060 --> 04:51:35,200 I've had to spend a month doing system programming. 4680 04:51:35,900 --> 04:51:40,160 So it isn't perfect, but I have to say that it was awfully helpful to me. 4681 04:51:40,420 --> 04:51:41,460 Now, George, the... 4682 04:51:41,460 --> 04:51:42,640 You know, I'm a record collector. 4683 04:51:42,780 --> 04:51:43,200 Yes. 4684 04:51:43,400 --> 04:51:44,340 And I have this... 4685 04:51:44,340 --> 04:51:44,920 Monster database. 4686 04:51:44,920 --> 04:51:47,980 I have this monster database, 12 megabytes, and it was corrupted. 4687 04:51:49,180 --> 04:51:51,840 And I got to go in and fix it with this thing. 4688 04:51:51,900 --> 04:51:56,980 Otherwise, I would still be at the keyboard trying to program assembly language to go in and get that file. 4689 04:51:57,340 --> 04:51:58,420 So it really helped. 4690 04:51:58,700 --> 04:52:02,620 You know, most of the more relatively normal of us who count on Norton... 4691 04:52:02,620 --> 04:52:03,520 Wow, what a tale. 4692 04:52:03,860 --> 04:52:05,640 Thank you very much for the tip there, Prig. 4693 04:52:05,720 --> 04:52:07,940 I wonder what that tale is about. 4694 04:52:08,040 --> 04:52:09,880 I just zoned out while he was saying it. 4695 04:52:09,960 --> 04:52:12,900 He then came up with, I got a record collection, you know. 4696 04:52:12,960 --> 04:52:14,280 I got a record collection, right? 4697 04:52:15,120 --> 04:52:18,120 And Schindler was like, right, yeah. 4698 04:52:20,740 --> 04:52:21,620 Just one more time. 4699 04:52:21,740 --> 04:52:24,220 I just didn't understand what he said there. 4700 04:52:25,700 --> 04:52:27,240 Slim Shafili, thank you very much. 4701 04:52:27,240 --> 04:52:27,640 Yes. 4702 04:52:27,880 --> 04:52:28,720 And I have this... 4703 04:52:28,720 --> 04:52:29,400 Monster database. 4704 04:52:29,400 --> 04:52:32,400 I have this monster database, 12 megabytes, and it was corrupted. 4705 04:52:33,200 --> 04:52:34,300 12 megabytes. 4706 04:52:35,680 --> 04:52:38,340 And I got to go in and fix it with this thing. 4707 04:52:38,420 --> 04:52:39,600 Otherwise, I would have been at the... 4708 04:52:39,600 --> 04:52:43,520 I would still be at the keyboard trying to program assembly language to go in and get that file. 4709 04:52:43,840 --> 04:52:44,940 So it really helped. 4710 04:52:45,140 --> 04:52:49,480 You know, most of the more relatively normal of us who count on Norton to get... 4711 04:52:49,480 --> 04:52:50,140 Ooh. 4712 04:52:50,800 --> 04:52:54,540 That a dig at your man for not being relatively normal. 4713 04:52:54,540 --> 04:52:57,580 ...get us through our daily lives, use the unerase feature. 4714 04:52:57,680 --> 04:53:04,700 I just want to mention, some people have heard that there exists a package somewhere that will unerase a file that you've accidentally erased. 4715 04:53:04,800 --> 04:53:06,580 This is it, and I want to be sure to mention that. 4716 04:53:06,580 --> 04:53:10,500 Yes, that's true, but there are two or three utilities you can get that will unerase. 4717 04:53:10,600 --> 04:53:12,620 Whether it does it as good as the Norton, I don't know. 4718 04:53:12,720 --> 04:53:15,800 But as far as I know, Norton's the only one that will let you... 4719 04:53:15,800 --> 04:53:20,280 Serious, hard, bitter grippage going on from the stew pot. 4720 04:53:20,700 --> 04:53:22,520 And he's got a lovely Casio on as well. 4721 04:53:23,240 --> 04:53:25,160 But keep an eye on those hands. 4722 04:53:25,320 --> 04:53:30,460 They give you an indication as to how well the segment is going based on how much grippage is going on. 4723 04:53:31,320 --> 04:53:33,280 Lot of grippage equals shit segment. 4724 04:53:33,520 --> 04:53:36,020 ...to actually go in and fiddle with a file if you need to. 4725 04:53:36,340 --> 04:53:37,100 Did not know that. 4726 04:53:37,140 --> 04:53:38,460 So your recommendation is Norton... 4727 04:53:38,460 --> 04:53:40,000 Did not know that. 4728 04:53:40,400 --> 04:53:41,320 Norton utility... 4729 04:53:41,320 --> 04:53:42,400 Fill with a file. 4730 04:53:43,140 --> 04:53:45,440 Whether it does it as good as the Norton, I don't know. 4731 04:53:45,540 --> 04:53:50,480 But as far as I know, Norton's the only one that will let you actually go in and fiddle with a file if you need to. 4732 04:53:50,740 --> 04:53:51,560 Did not know that. 4733 04:53:51,560 --> 04:53:53,260 So your recommendation is Norton Utilities. 4734 04:53:53,360 --> 04:53:55,060 Anybody that doesn't have it, they'll make a great Christmas present. 4735 04:53:55,060 --> 04:53:57,320 If you've got critical data... 4736 04:53:57,320 --> 04:53:57,480 Yeah. 4737 04:53:58,000 --> 04:54:01,460 ...that there's a chance you'll corrupt, it's good to have on your shelf. 4738 04:54:01,600 --> 04:54:05,320 I want to go to Wendy now for a minute while Paul continues to put his program together there. 4739 04:54:05,380 --> 04:54:07,420 You have a mysterious white box in front of you. 4740 04:54:07,420 --> 04:54:08,740 Yes, this is a mysterious white box. 4741 04:54:08,840 --> 04:54:10,460 Well, anybody who's been using spell... 4742 04:54:10,460 --> 04:54:26,800 ...and you have a spelling checker knows how much memory a spelling checker can take up. 4743 04:54:26,800 --> 04:54:43,060 ...if you have it in RAM. And by the time you get to write your document, there's very little RAM left... 4744 04:54:43,060 --> 04:54:43,320 Right. 4745 04:54:43,320 --> 04:54:45,320 ...unless you have a very powerful computer. 4746 04:54:45,320 --> 04:54:53,320 Well, this is the first time that a spelling checker has been put in a box that's separate from your computer. What you do... 4747 04:54:53,320 --> 04:54:56,320 This is from Xerox. It's hardware spelling checker. It's hardware spelling checker. 4748 04:54:56,320 --> 04:54:56,580 Wow. 4749 04:54:56,580 --> 04:55:03,580 And it's from Xerox. It's called PC Type Write. And what you do is you plug this into the keyboard port in back of your computer... 4750 04:55:03,580 --> 04:55:09,580 ...and then you plug your detachable keyboard into the box. And then what'll happen is as you're typing... 4751 04:55:09,580 --> 04:55:23,580 ...if it sees you type a misspelling, it'll beep so that you can stop at that word and make a correction. It's certainly the first one of this kind that I've ever seen. It's got a 100,000 word vocabulary. 4752 04:55:23,580 --> 04:55:38,840 Did you misspell something there? I think so. Lovely little bit of spell check banter there. Let's hear that again. It was so natural. And even George likes it. Have a little look at that again. 4753 04:55:38,840 --> 04:55:50,840 It's certainly the first one of this kind that I've ever seen. It's got a 100,000 word vocabulary. Did you misspell something there? I think so. And it's also... 4754 04:55:50,840 --> 04:56:00,840 You can customize it to add about 1,200 new words to it. Do you know what it sells for, Wendy? Right now it's $199.95. This just came out in November Comdex. So it's probably... 4755 04:56:00,840 --> 04:56:09,840 Thank you very much there you bring. Thank you very much. Probably reaching the stores very slowly at this point. But $200 approximately. Which is about what you'd pay for a good spelling checker anyway. 4756 04:56:09,840 --> 04:56:19,840 Well, sounds pretty good. An oldie but goodie. She's got a newie but goodie here. I think it's a... I think Stu regretted the quip immediately. 4757 04:56:19,840 --> 04:56:29,840 Because you can look at the body language. The face... The facial movements there. After he said that look. It's one of those... Oh, fuck. But I mean, it got a laugh in the studio. 4758 04:56:29,840 --> 04:56:45,840 ...checker anyway. Well, sounds pretty good. An oldie but goodie. She's got a newie but goodie here. I think it's a fantastic idea, by the way. As a regular habitual way of spelling checkers. Of course, in my case, they're only catching typographical errors because I am a perfect speller. But, uh... 4759 04:56:45,840 --> 04:56:57,840 It's only a game show. Better believe he's right. They're only catching typographical errors because I am a perfect speller. But, uh... And I thought I'd jump in and mention... 4760 04:56:57,840 --> 04:57:14,840 He's gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight. Before you issued your usual caveat against spelling checkers. I know you don't care much for them. No, no, I like them. I didn't think that I'd ever like... I'd ever be able to say anything good about a spelling checker. But I'm using a spelling checker, not an online one. 4761 04:57:14,840 --> 04:57:43,840 I use one that I check as I go along when I want to. It's not a dictionary. It's an online spelling checker. Right. And I've gone from being able to spell about 60% of the words right to being able to spell overnight. You're using a dictionary, George. This is a fucking tech show. Get it right. 95% right. I've gone from... It's a dictionary. It's an online spelling checker. Right. And I've gone from being able to spell about 60% of the words right to being able to spell over 95% right. 4762 04:57:43,840 --> 04:57:48,840 You're talking... You're looking at someone who never passed a high school English course. Well... 4763 04:57:48,840 --> 04:58:15,320 He's gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight, big George. Do we have... Sorry, I just need to queue up some drone... Before we move on. Sorry about that. Just need to get this drone avoid. We don't have any... Tonight at Night on Dispatch's... Music. Just bear with me there. I just... Blast you with a bit of moon dust when I get that. 4764 04:58:15,320 --> 04:58:22,440 So then where we look at sounds, a dark search for that. 4765 04:58:23,480 --> 04:58:24,920 Moondust is still a problem. 4766 04:58:26,480 --> 04:58:27,040 Moondust. 4767 04:58:32,060 --> 04:58:32,740 Moondust. 4768 04:58:34,860 --> 04:58:35,580 Moondust. 4769 04:58:36,520 --> 04:58:39,880 I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight. 4770 04:58:39,880 --> 04:58:49,900 Moondust. 4771 04:58:51,180 --> 04:58:51,740 Dark. 4772 04:58:52,200 --> 04:58:52,740 Moondust. 4773 04:58:54,840 --> 04:58:55,600 Moondust. 4774 04:58:57,680 --> 04:58:59,180 Moondust is still a problem. 4775 04:59:00,580 --> 04:59:01,320 Moondust. 4776 04:59:02,580 --> 04:59:04,200 I can't fucking find it. 4777 04:59:04,780 --> 04:59:08,120 We're just gonna have to, I'll have this ready for the next Shafee. 4778 04:59:09,520 --> 04:59:10,480 Still looks good, though. 4779 04:59:15,820 --> 04:59:19,580 Looking at someone who never passed a high school English course. 4780 04:59:20,240 --> 04:59:23,120 Well, you know, if you spell 90% of them, maybe that's the difference. 4781 04:59:23,360 --> 04:59:26,800 98. Maybe that's the difference between success and failure in the computer business, George. 4782 04:59:26,980 --> 04:59:27,600 Better spelling? 4783 04:59:27,820 --> 04:59:28,320 Maybe. Maybe. 4784 04:59:28,400 --> 04:59:30,020 Paul, what toys do you have for us? 4785 04:59:30,040 --> 04:59:32,700 Well, I have, first of all, I'm a great believer in books at Christmas. 4786 04:59:32,880 --> 04:59:36,180 I'm an owner. I have hundreds of books. Most of them I've already colored in. 4787 04:59:36,280 --> 04:59:40,140 No, seriously, I have a large library at home, and I'm a lover of books, 4788 04:59:40,260 --> 04:59:44,260 and I always like to recommend books for all holidays, birthdays and Christmas. 4789 04:59:44,800 --> 04:59:49,820 And in conjunction with my colleague Richard Dalton of KeepTrack Corporation in San Francisco, 4790 04:59:50,020 --> 04:59:51,820 I have come up with several suggestions. 4791 04:59:52,480 --> 04:59:59,820 First of all, the IBM XT Clone Buyer's Guide, which is an excellent... 4792 04:59:59,820 --> 05:00:01,740 How exciting does that look? 4793 05:00:02,680 --> 05:00:07,760 An instruction manual for a computer that you may or may not own. 4794 05:00:07,820 --> 05:00:12,140 A resource for people who haven't bought their XT Clone yet. 4795 05:00:12,240 --> 05:00:16,000 I mean, you and I both have ours, George, but there are people in this world who haven't bought theirs yet. 4796 05:00:16,020 --> 05:00:21,220 This is probably the only book on the face of the earth that's out of date 10 minutes after it goes to press. 4797 05:00:21,360 --> 05:00:29,240 Well, there is a problem with that, but what it does is, in addition to offering you specific advice, it tells you in general how to look for one. 4798 05:00:29,420 --> 05:00:31,960 It's from Modular Information Systems in San Francisco. 4799 05:00:32,440 --> 05:00:38,920 And then here is a book with a spectacularly uninspiring cover, but the point is the information, not the package. 4800 05:00:39,380 --> 05:00:46,300 It's $25, and it's called, cleverly enough, more than you ever wanted to know about hard disks for the IBM PC. 4801 05:00:46,860 --> 05:00:48,480 All hard disks, it's $25. 4802 05:00:48,920 --> 05:00:51,380 It's from Landmark Software in Sunnyvale, California. 4803 05:00:52,040 --> 05:00:58,440 All, as you well know, George, in the disk controller business, not all hard disks are created the same. 4804 05:00:58,520 --> 05:00:58,660 That's right. 4805 05:00:58,920 --> 05:01:02,020 And they have different access times, different prices. 4806 05:01:02,360 --> 05:01:05,020 It's more, and of course, different capacities. 4807 05:01:05,280 --> 05:01:07,000 And different kinds of things can go wrong with them. 4808 05:01:07,000 --> 05:01:08,640 And different kinds of things can go wrong with them. 4809 05:01:08,900 --> 05:01:13,660 This is a really thorough examination of just about all the hard disks there are. 4810 05:01:13,660 --> 05:01:16,580 Probably every user group should have one or two copies of them. 4811 05:01:16,600 --> 05:01:17,020 Absolutely. 4812 05:01:17,620 --> 05:01:26,940 Opening that on Christmas Day, Plow and Stars, indeed, it would really be an absolutely amazing situation to unwrap that 4813 05:01:26,940 --> 05:01:32,080 and then go off to a room and just read it and ignore everyone for the rest of the day. 4814 05:01:32,120 --> 05:01:36,820 It's an excellent, it should be in every user group library and in a lot of personal libraries. 4815 05:01:37,000 --> 05:01:39,780 Paul, I'm going to ask you to move in and show us a peculiar looking program. 4816 05:01:39,780 --> 05:01:44,400 This is Looking Your Best from One Step Software in Charlotte, North Carolina, $35. 4817 05:01:44,840 --> 05:01:49,380 Now, I was rapidly entering some not very accurate information about myself. 4818 05:01:49,640 --> 05:01:51,580 The idea of this program is it's a clothing advisor. 4819 05:01:51,800 --> 05:01:55,380 It doesn't do your colors, you know, the hot yuppie trend of 1986. 4820 05:01:55,660 --> 05:01:56,540 It doesn't do your colors. 4821 05:01:56,540 --> 05:02:06,240 Immediately, I've got a lot of questions about how that piece of technology is going to advise you on what to wear clothes-wise. 4822 05:02:06,340 --> 05:02:08,340 Because they don't, I mean, you can't see images. 4823 05:02:10,560 --> 05:02:19,740 Unless they're going to try and make images out of the fucking digital display matrix, dot matrix, or whatever the fuck it is in that box. 4824 05:02:19,980 --> 05:02:20,760 I'm seeing colors in the eye. 4825 05:02:20,760 --> 05:02:23,600 But it'll do your necklines. 4826 05:02:24,040 --> 05:02:27,440 Now, unfortunately, I've got to say one negative. 4827 05:02:27,900 --> 05:02:29,960 So, he's got one negative about it. 4828 05:02:30,020 --> 05:02:34,160 It sounds like a net negative even before we've got to see the program. 4829 05:02:35,320 --> 05:02:35,700 Think about it. 4830 05:02:35,700 --> 05:02:37,260 It doesn't distinguish between men and women. 4831 05:02:37,480 --> 05:02:45,020 So, when it shows me the neckline choices, as we noted when we were trying it out just before the show, it does... 4832 05:02:45,020 --> 05:02:46,440 Wow. 4833 05:02:46,440 --> 05:02:51,900 I can already see where his problem lies with it, but I mean... 4834 05:02:52,900 --> 05:02:54,480 Look at the size of those necks. 4835 05:02:56,320 --> 05:02:58,840 Look at the size of the neck on deep U. 4836 05:03:03,360 --> 05:03:03,840 Cardigan. 4837 05:03:04,200 --> 05:03:04,800 Medium U. 4838 05:03:04,920 --> 05:03:05,520 Shallow U. 4839 05:03:06,000 --> 05:03:06,920 Small point. 4840 05:03:09,520 --> 05:03:10,440 Fat neck. 4841 05:03:11,920 --> 05:03:12,640 Medium point. 4842 05:03:12,740 --> 05:03:13,360 Large point. 4843 05:03:13,980 --> 05:03:15,280 Wide upper lapel. 4844 05:03:16,900 --> 05:03:19,180 I wonder, like, could you not... 4845 05:03:19,180 --> 05:03:27,020 Would you rely upon that to fucking give you a bit of advice when there was probably books and photographs and fashion magazines at the time anyway? 4846 05:03:27,180 --> 05:03:28,820 Yeah, you wouldn't look too good in that high cowl. 4847 05:03:28,820 --> 05:03:29,700 In the high cowl. 4848 05:03:29,760 --> 05:03:32,300 I think it would be a little bizarre, but... 4849 05:03:32,300 --> 05:03:34,340 You know, it... 4850 05:03:34,340 --> 05:03:36,460 And then it offers you choices of jackets. 4851 05:03:36,460 --> 05:03:42,000 It goes through a very detailed description of yourself. 4852 05:03:42,160 --> 05:03:48,380 Your hip size, whether your shoulders are wider than your waist, which mine are at least for the next couple of years. 4853 05:03:48,940 --> 05:03:50,100 And it just... 4854 05:03:50,100 --> 05:03:58,800 It's just chock full of advice based on things like the shape of your face and the size of your hips and all kinds of information. 4855 05:03:58,940 --> 05:04:00,720 Actually, I had to think about quite a bit before entering. 4856 05:04:00,740 --> 05:04:01,520 Dress for success on a disc. 4857 05:04:01,700 --> 05:04:02,020 Absolutely. 4858 05:04:02,280 --> 05:04:02,540 Okay. 4859 05:04:02,600 --> 05:04:03,480 We're going to move along now. 4860 05:04:03,480 --> 05:04:06,900 We'll be back in just a minute to take a look at some presents for people who have Apple computers. 4861 05:04:07,240 --> 05:04:11,500 First of all, let's go out and see what effect this Christmas season is having on the sale of hardware and software. 4862 05:04:12,740 --> 05:04:14,140 Hardware sale to Christmas. 4863 05:04:15,740 --> 05:04:23,500 December is here, and once again, computer owners are faced with a surging need to buy, much to the pleasure of computer retailers. 4864 05:04:23,860 --> 05:04:31,720 Some owners are ready to upgrade their systems, while others simply want accessories or gifts for their computer savvy friends. 4865 05:04:32,420 --> 05:04:36,120 Whatever the motivation, sales are climbing, and retailers... 4866 05:04:36,120 --> 05:04:38,960 Unbelievable braggadocio from Schindler. 4867 05:04:39,500 --> 05:04:43,840 And ooh, Schindler with his wide shoulders and perfect spelling. 4868 05:04:44,340 --> 05:04:45,200 ...are optimistic. 4869 05:04:45,720 --> 05:04:47,480 Lot of love for the shin box. 4870 05:04:47,620 --> 05:04:55,040 Our sales this year have actually improved over last year, and sales going into Christmas last year, I think, were very, very high. 4871 05:04:55,500 --> 05:04:58,500 Our current sales are running maybe four times what they were last year. 4872 05:04:59,280 --> 05:05:04,760 Many shops prepare for Christmas by increasing their stock of high-priced luxury goods. 4873 05:05:04,880 --> 05:05:05,600 Jungle bells. 4874 05:05:05,600 --> 05:05:14,860 Computer vendors are in the awkward position of balancing sales between corporate buyers and the growing consumer market, which is also becoming more sophisticated. 4875 05:05:15,480 --> 05:05:19,960 In the past, people were looking for systems sometimes under $500. 4876 05:05:20,520 --> 05:05:26,280 I think the average consumer is now budgeted from $1,500 to $2,000 for a computer system. 4877 05:05:26,480 --> 05:05:30,000 And for our store, most of the consumer lines can be purchased for that. 4878 05:05:30,760 --> 05:05:39,960 This year's flashy newcomers, like the Amiga, the Atari ST, and the hard-to-get Apple IIGS, provide attractive floor demonstrations. 4879 05:05:40,440 --> 05:05:42,980 We have...what the hell was going on with that one? 4880 05:05:44,820 --> 05:05:48,980 It's a Robin Hood simulator for fucking Amiga. 4881 05:05:50,060 --> 05:05:59,200 Sherwood Forest, where you...where you visit your old friend...of...Loxley. 4882 05:06:00,140 --> 05:06:01,440 Some...Robin of Loxley. 4883 05:06:01,540 --> 05:06:09,920 Many years have passed since you...served...with...Robin and his men. 4884 05:06:09,920 --> 05:06:13,640 But disastrous news curtails the reunion. 4885 05:06:14,540 --> 05:06:20,720 During your journey, an assassin...took the king's life. 4886 05:06:21,220 --> 05:06:22,900 The kingdom is in chaos. 4887 05:06:23,500 --> 05:06:25,360 Because there is no heir to the throne. 4888 05:06:26,020 --> 05:06:29,220 Worse still, the crown itself has disappeared. 4889 05:06:29,740 --> 05:06:31,820 This year's flashy newcomers, like... 4890 05:06:31,820 --> 05:06:33,980 And that's a flashy newcomer in 1986. 4891 05:06:34,240 --> 05:06:40,140 The Amiga, the Atari ST, and the hard-to-get Apple IIGS, provide attractive... 4892 05:06:40,140 --> 05:06:43,640 The Atari ST, the Atari shite. 4893 05:06:43,720 --> 05:06:44,800 Floor demonstrations. 4894 05:06:45,540 --> 05:06:50,540 But they may not have the lasting impact of lower prices and more powerful machines. 4895 05:06:51,060 --> 05:06:56,120 In 1979, we didn't have the variety of computers that are currently available for consumer use. 4896 05:06:56,620 --> 05:07:02,480 The Apple II computer was selling for $3,500 for a 16K machine. 4897 05:07:03,800 --> 05:07:05,180 Those are all under $1,000. 4898 05:07:05,380 --> 05:07:08,340 The lovely hair in the background there, if you noticed that. 4899 05:07:08,460 --> 05:07:12,360 It's a...there's a lovely comic book store guy scenario going on. 4900 05:07:12,420 --> 05:07:18,300 And he's whipping that...that...lovely condition-shampooed...maine...in the background. 4901 05:07:19,140 --> 05:07:22,180 Peter was selling for $3,500 for a... 4902 05:07:28,900 --> 05:07:34,020 He knows he's on camera, so he's giving it the big L'Oreal because I'm worth it moment. 4903 05:07:35,360 --> 05:07:39,060 Those are all under $1,000 now for 128K machines. 4904 05:07:40,820 --> 05:07:41,840 Power skullet. 4905 05:07:42,200 --> 05:07:45,640 And Andy Yong looks...or Yong looks sad at the end of that. 4906 05:07:45,720 --> 05:07:47,020 He looks down at the end. 4907 05:07:47,520 --> 05:07:48,440 Let's just see that again. 4908 05:07:48,820 --> 05:07:53,000 Those are all under $1,000 now for 128K machines. 4909 05:07:55,100 --> 05:07:57,440 Oh, he's continuing to talk and they've cut away. 4910 05:07:57,780 --> 05:07:59,520 Next up, toy picks. 4911 05:08:09,140 --> 05:08:10,920 That looked like a trebuchet. 4912 05:08:11,160 --> 05:08:12,960 And look at Schindler there. 4913 05:08:13,060 --> 05:08:15,560 Wasn't ready for the...the floor manager. 4914 05:08:15,820 --> 05:08:17,120 The Schindler's questioning. 4915 05:08:17,800 --> 05:08:21,660 Back in 1986, he didn't realize how popular the show would be. 4916 05:08:21,660 --> 05:08:24,060 And he's just wondering whether or not this was the right decision. 4917 05:08:24,360 --> 05:08:25,840 Should he have focused on something else? 4918 05:08:26,340 --> 05:08:26,660 But... 4919 05:08:27,980 --> 05:08:28,440 Snap. 4920 05:08:28,780 --> 05:08:29,720 Snaps into it. 4921 05:08:30,360 --> 05:08:32,200 And pretends to talk as well. 4922 05:08:32,700 --> 05:08:33,820 Very professional stuff. 4923 05:08:41,500 --> 05:08:43,760 Boys and girls, we're back on the show here now. 4924 05:08:44,160 --> 05:08:48,100 Just in case anybody thinks that Paul changed his clothes having watched that program. 4925 05:08:48,160 --> 05:08:49,860 This is now Wendy and this is now Paul. 4926 05:08:50,060 --> 05:08:52,840 And George, I have something I didn't get to show you in the last segment. 4927 05:08:52,940 --> 05:08:55,220 I want to show you right now because it really relates to the business user. 4928 05:08:55,680 --> 05:08:57,100 The kinds of things we were talking about before. 4929 05:08:57,180 --> 05:08:58,480 This is called the business consultant. 4930 05:08:58,900 --> 05:09:02,540 They don't call it a calculator or a computer because I'm not sure Hewlett-Packard knows which it is. 4931 05:09:02,860 --> 05:09:05,860 But it's a very impressive either little toy or terrific business tool. 4932 05:09:05,940 --> 05:09:06,480 I'm not sure which. 4933 05:09:06,620 --> 05:09:07,480 Probably a little of both. 4934 05:09:07,620 --> 05:09:10,240 The nice thing I like about this, it has soft function keys in here. 4935 05:09:10,240 --> 05:09:10,800 Six of them. 4936 05:09:10,920 --> 05:09:13,700 And you can define them any way you want with this alpha keyboard over here. 4937 05:09:13,760 --> 05:09:15,080 Create any formulas you want. 4938 05:09:15,360 --> 05:09:16,620 And then you can solve them very simply. 4939 05:09:16,620 --> 05:09:20,320 For instance, I created a formula here for figuring out the cost of my car rental. 4940 05:09:20,440 --> 05:09:25,780 So I have variables in here like the daily rate, the number of days, the mileage rate, number of miles, the insurance cost. 4941 05:09:26,080 --> 05:09:27,280 And I can now figure out the cost. 4942 05:09:27,360 --> 05:09:28,480 I've already entered in the variables. 4943 05:09:28,580 --> 05:09:30,160 And I say, okay, what should that car cost me? 4944 05:09:30,580 --> 05:09:32,780 Calculates, boom, $226.25. 4945 05:09:33,040 --> 05:09:34,660 You can go backwards, of course, also. 4946 05:09:34,780 --> 05:09:36,680 Suppose I say, well, my budget only allows for $200. 4947 05:09:37,080 --> 05:09:39,760 I want to define cost as being no greater than $200. 4948 05:09:40,180 --> 05:09:41,300 I hit that function key. 4949 05:09:41,360 --> 05:09:43,460 I say, now what's the highest daily rate I can afford to pay? 4950 05:09:43,460 --> 05:09:47,960 This is an amazing new calculator, the likes of which we haven't seen before. 4951 05:09:48,080 --> 05:09:50,300 A brand new business consultant. 4952 05:09:50,820 --> 05:09:53,780 And it tells me that rate is only $25.44. 4953 05:09:54,200 --> 05:09:57,100 However, the pièce de résistance, that little printer over there. 4954 05:09:57,320 --> 05:09:57,580 Yep. 4955 05:09:58,240 --> 05:09:59,940 No wires, no cables, no cords. 4956 05:10:00,040 --> 05:10:00,280 Right. 4957 05:10:00,420 --> 05:10:01,040 Watch this trick. 4958 05:10:02,120 --> 05:10:04,040 And it's driving that printer through an infrared beam. 4959 05:10:04,520 --> 05:10:05,020 Check that out. 4960 05:10:05,040 --> 05:10:07,160 And it can work up to about 18 inches, 60 degrees. 4961 05:10:07,160 --> 05:10:07,600 Check that out. 4962 05:10:07,760 --> 05:10:09,600 A great little business tool to carry around with you. 4963 05:10:10,860 --> 05:10:12,980 This you leave on the desk, this you carry with you. 4964 05:10:12,980 --> 05:10:13,760 Yeah, exactly. 4965 05:10:14,400 --> 05:10:15,180 Infrared printer, amazing. 4966 05:10:15,280 --> 05:10:19,400 One other kind of device I want to show you, which has nothing to do with business, this has to do with kids. 4967 05:10:20,060 --> 05:10:21,580 And that's what Christmas is about, I guess. 4968 05:10:21,840 --> 05:10:23,120 This is a delightful little thing. 4969 05:10:23,220 --> 05:10:24,860 You can only buy this through mail order. 4970 05:10:25,100 --> 05:10:26,460 It's from a company called Sunburst. 4971 05:10:26,540 --> 05:10:29,020 They have an 800 phone number called the Muppet Keyboard. 4972 05:10:29,120 --> 05:10:31,760 It's a great way for little kids to get comfortable with a computer. 4973 05:10:32,060 --> 05:10:33,920 They don't have to learn about the complicated keys. 4974 05:10:34,000 --> 05:10:34,820 They don't have to know QWERTY. 4975 05:10:35,280 --> 05:10:35,860 That looks great. 4976 05:10:35,860 --> 05:10:38,260 I've got something up now in which you teach kids about the... 4977 05:10:38,260 --> 05:10:45,960 Really looks like one of the best things ever to have come out of the tech sphere for kids. 4978 05:10:46,200 --> 05:10:50,120 Before VTech, before any of that shite, this is what they had. 4979 05:10:50,540 --> 05:10:55,720 Looks like, I don't know, you press the fucking letters and they say the letters. 4980 05:10:55,780 --> 05:11:00,580 We all know that that came out to be a very popular kind of concept for those toys. 4981 05:11:00,580 --> 05:11:01,600 It's H, for example. 4982 05:11:02,360 --> 05:11:03,820 And I see a hamburger, right? 4983 05:11:03,820 --> 05:11:04,360 The kid identifies. 4984 05:11:04,660 --> 05:11:07,480 I can learn about numbers by saying, well, what does three hamburgers look like? 4985 05:11:07,600 --> 05:11:09,960 Or what do six hamburgers look like, for example? 4986 05:11:10,760 --> 05:11:11,720 And they do little tricks. 4987 05:11:11,960 --> 05:11:13,560 And I can say, okay, what is G? 4988 05:11:13,880 --> 05:11:15,100 Okay, well, it's ghosts. 4989 05:11:15,260 --> 05:11:16,560 Okay, and they do little dances. 4990 05:11:16,720 --> 05:11:18,020 And what is L? 4991 05:11:19,020 --> 05:11:20,800 Okay, L is little lobsters. 4992 05:11:21,120 --> 05:11:22,880 Where is this display coming from? 4993 05:11:23,660 --> 05:11:25,600 There was no display on the yoke that he had, sure. 4994 05:11:25,680 --> 05:11:25,800 There was. 4995 05:11:25,980 --> 05:11:27,660 Thanks very much, Seam of the sack there. 4996 05:11:27,680 --> 05:11:28,660 I hope you're getting on well. 4997 05:11:29,620 --> 05:11:30,060 And... 4998 05:11:30,060 --> 05:11:31,700 Does this hook up to a screen or something? 4999 05:11:31,740 --> 05:11:32,880 What does S do for me? 5000 05:11:32,940 --> 05:11:34,460 Little singing socks and so on. 5001 05:11:34,480 --> 05:11:35,120 Now, where does this... 5002 05:11:35,120 --> 05:11:35,820 How does this plug into the... 5003 05:11:35,820 --> 05:11:36,480 Plugs into the... 5004 05:11:36,480 --> 05:11:37,060 Exactly. 5005 05:11:37,500 --> 05:11:39,520 George is asking the person in questions here. 5006 05:11:39,580 --> 05:11:41,380 The joystick port on the Apple. 5007 05:11:42,100 --> 05:11:44,660 And you have number input, colors, letters. 5008 05:11:44,940 --> 05:11:46,260 The thing I like, it's simple for a kid. 5009 05:11:46,320 --> 05:11:47,140 There's no enter key. 5010 05:11:47,220 --> 05:11:47,780 It says go. 5011 05:11:48,060 --> 05:11:48,300 Right. 5012 05:11:48,340 --> 05:11:49,240 There's no escape key. 5013 05:11:49,340 --> 05:11:49,940 It says zap. 5014 05:11:50,120 --> 05:11:51,020 There's no delete key. 5015 05:11:51,140 --> 05:11:51,820 It says erase. 5016 05:11:52,300 --> 05:11:55,140 It's just a terrific little kind of user-friendly for kids. 5017 05:11:55,560 --> 05:11:58,600 And is that, are they ripping off Kermit the Frog there with that thing? 5018 05:11:58,720 --> 05:12:00,220 Or what's the story there? 5019 05:12:00,300 --> 05:12:01,340 It says... 5020 05:12:01,340 --> 05:12:06,340 We move back there frame by frame just to get a look at what was... 5021 05:12:06,340 --> 05:12:10,980 Got an eraser there. 5022 05:12:11,320 --> 05:12:12,300 You got a little Kermit. 5023 05:12:13,120 --> 05:12:14,160 Official model. 5024 05:12:20,300 --> 05:12:23,800 And he looks like the fucking bear out of Rainbow. 5025 05:12:24,560 --> 05:12:25,260 There's a eraser. 5026 05:12:25,880 --> 05:12:28,100 It's just a terrific little kind of user-friendly. 5027 05:12:28,660 --> 05:12:34,240 Is official model one of those things, like when you used to see shirts that were fake merch 5028 05:12:34,240 --> 05:12:36,640 and it would say 100% unofficial. 5029 05:12:36,820 --> 05:12:38,540 But this says official model. 5030 05:12:40,400 --> 05:12:44,260 Just to like lend some sort of authenticity to it. 5031 05:12:46,260 --> 05:12:47,860 Paid for the licensing, right? 5032 05:12:48,600 --> 05:12:49,260 It says go. 5033 05:12:49,520 --> 05:12:49,740 Right. 5034 05:12:49,800 --> 05:12:50,320 There's no escape. 5035 05:12:50,900 --> 05:12:51,580 So it is. 5036 05:12:51,880 --> 05:12:53,020 They really are. 5037 05:12:53,080 --> 05:12:53,480 Ape key. 5038 05:12:53,580 --> 05:12:54,420 It says fucking muppets. 5039 05:12:54,480 --> 05:12:54,780 Zap. 5040 05:12:54,980 --> 05:12:55,880 There's no delete key. 5041 05:12:55,980 --> 05:12:56,700 It says eraser. 5042 05:12:57,360 --> 05:12:57,900 It's just a... 5043 05:12:57,900 --> 05:12:58,720 Sesame Street. 5044 05:12:58,920 --> 05:13:03,120 Terrific little kind of user-friendly for kids way to interface with an Apple computer. 5045 05:13:03,460 --> 05:13:04,180 What do you have for kids? 5046 05:13:04,500 --> 05:13:05,600 Johnny Brubaker. 5047 05:13:05,880 --> 05:13:06,780 Tommy Sport. 5048 05:13:07,140 --> 05:13:08,780 Well, this is for... 5049 05:13:08,780 --> 05:13:09,380 Well... 5050 05:13:09,380 --> 05:13:13,660 ...friendly for kids way to interface with an Apple computer. 5051 05:13:13,900 --> 05:13:14,780 What do you have for kids? 5052 05:13:14,920 --> 05:13:17,180 Well, this is for kids that are a little older. 5053 05:13:17,740 --> 05:13:20,800 This is something that an aunt or an uncle is going to buy for somebody. 5054 05:13:20,920 --> 05:13:21,540 This is... 5055 05:13:21,540 --> 05:13:23,400 My uncle's still a kid. 5056 05:13:23,760 --> 05:13:24,600 And my aunt. 5057 05:13:24,820 --> 05:13:25,700 She's a kid too. 5058 05:13:26,140 --> 05:13:31,600 The SAT software that prepares you for the SAT exams. 5059 05:13:31,860 --> 05:13:33,500 There's about six or eight discs here. 5060 05:13:34,320 --> 05:13:38,120 It will tell you how much time to spend on questions. 5061 05:13:38,120 --> 05:13:38,800 George, I'm going to stop you saying. 5062 05:13:38,860 --> 05:13:40,020 Could you recycle that? 5063 05:13:40,160 --> 05:13:40,940 Oh, she got it? 5064 05:13:41,080 --> 05:13:41,340 Okay. 5065 05:13:42,060 --> 05:13:42,540 Wendy's got it. 5066 05:13:43,280 --> 05:13:44,980 Jingle Bell and Sterling. 5067 05:13:45,080 --> 05:13:47,520 Thank you very much for your glorious tip. 5068 05:13:48,980 --> 05:13:51,300 Really is a Christmas miracle. 5069 05:13:51,500 --> 05:13:54,860 Season 4, episode 13 of the Computer Chronicles. 5070 05:13:54,960 --> 05:13:59,620 If you've just joined, this is the Christmas Barriers Guide from 1986 featuring some of the 5071 05:13:59,620 --> 05:14:03,020 shit hot tech that you could get back then. 5072 05:14:03,600 --> 05:14:06,160 And this guy, he's got the SAT exams coming up. 5073 05:14:06,240 --> 05:14:06,700 No bother. 5074 05:14:07,040 --> 05:14:08,840 He has the software for you. 5075 05:14:08,920 --> 05:14:09,680 Getting her program ready. 5076 05:14:09,760 --> 05:14:09,920 Go ahead. 5077 05:14:09,980 --> 05:14:14,240 This will give you information on how to study for the tests. 5078 05:14:14,560 --> 05:14:14,880 How much... 5079 05:14:14,880 --> 05:14:17,740 Really interested to see what the hell these fucking yokes are down here. 5080 05:14:17,740 --> 05:14:19,320 They look like paper toys. 5081 05:14:19,460 --> 05:14:22,740 They don't look like computer stuff at all. 5082 05:14:24,200 --> 05:14:25,980 It's time to spend on questions. 5083 05:14:26,780 --> 05:14:31,700 The SAT exams, of course, are getting like these entrance exams in Japan. 5084 05:14:32,080 --> 05:14:32,220 Yeah. 5085 05:14:32,640 --> 05:14:35,820 So the pressure to pass them is more intensive. 5086 05:14:35,820 --> 05:14:40,340 And something like this is certainly probably a much better preparation than any of the books 5087 05:14:40,340 --> 05:14:40,940 or things like that. 5088 05:14:40,940 --> 05:14:40,940 Yeah. 5089 05:14:40,940 --> 05:14:42,280 Certainly great for the high school level. 5090 05:14:42,280 --> 05:14:45,700 Well, I took two of them and I wished I'd have had something like this. 5091 05:14:46,040 --> 05:14:46,580 You're not a killer. 5092 05:14:46,780 --> 05:14:47,200 No, I'm not. 5093 05:14:47,480 --> 05:14:48,740 Well, I've played with this myself, too. 5094 05:14:48,760 --> 05:14:49,480 It's very impressive. 5095 05:14:49,580 --> 05:14:51,080 And it has a timer built into it. 5096 05:14:51,080 --> 05:14:51,700 It has advice. 5097 05:14:51,800 --> 05:14:53,600 It has different rates at which you can learn the stuff. 5098 05:14:53,660 --> 05:14:54,100 It is very impressive. 5099 05:14:54,100 --> 05:14:56,100 So it's a perfect gift from an aunt or an uncle. 5100 05:14:56,440 --> 05:14:56,700 That's right. 5101 05:14:56,720 --> 05:14:57,640 You were mentioning Stuart. 5102 05:14:57,820 --> 05:15:02,780 He keeps on mentioning aunts and uncles who are going to be sitting there SATs. 5103 05:15:02,780 --> 05:15:03,280 You're not a killer. 5104 05:15:03,500 --> 05:15:03,960 No, I'm not. 5105 05:15:04,700 --> 05:15:08,620 Before we started the segment, there's a cram mode and a long-term learning mode. 5106 05:15:08,620 --> 05:15:09,120 Right, right. 5107 05:15:09,120 --> 05:15:10,440 That's absolutely excellent. 5108 05:15:10,580 --> 05:15:12,720 So it's a little too late to buy it for this year. 5109 05:15:12,820 --> 05:15:16,280 But for next year's students, there's plenty of time to teach them about that. 5110 05:15:16,720 --> 05:15:18,640 Great makeup on Schindler's face. 5111 05:15:19,060 --> 05:15:21,840 He really does look like a cherub with a beard. 5112 05:15:22,560 --> 05:15:24,260 He's a real cherubim seraphim. 5113 05:15:24,320 --> 05:15:29,220 You can imagine him floating above the top of the Venus in the shell, 5114 05:15:29,620 --> 05:15:32,160 playing a violin or shooting a fucking harpoon at someone. 5115 05:15:32,600 --> 05:15:33,960 You have some neat looking toys there, Paul. 5116 05:15:33,960 --> 05:15:37,360 If Christmas is for kids, then I guess this... 5117 05:15:37,360 --> 05:15:38,520 Trebuchet. 5118 05:15:38,820 --> 05:15:39,100 Wow. 5119 05:15:39,100 --> 05:15:40,060 Gosh, I missed. 5120 05:15:40,180 --> 05:15:40,920 Well, I'll keep trying. 5121 05:15:41,040 --> 05:15:42,440 This is the... 5122 05:15:42,440 --> 05:15:44,580 We got a trebuchet here. 5123 05:15:45,300 --> 05:15:46,760 I guess this... 5124 05:15:46,760 --> 05:15:47,140 Wow. 5125 05:15:47,360 --> 05:15:48,100 Gosh, I missed. 5126 05:15:48,240 --> 05:15:48,980 Well, I'll keep trying. 5127 05:15:49,140 --> 05:15:50,940 USB trebuchet. 5128 05:15:51,880 --> 05:15:54,680 This is the absolutely hot toy. 5129 05:15:54,940 --> 05:15:56,520 This is the product of the... 5130 05:15:56,520 --> 05:15:57,520 Hot toy. 5131 05:15:57,700 --> 05:16:00,080 Hot computer toy for this Christmas season. 5132 05:16:00,180 --> 05:16:00,960 It's called Toy Shop. 5133 05:16:01,020 --> 05:16:01,820 It's from Broderbund. 5134 05:16:01,880 --> 05:16:02,540 It's $65. 5135 05:16:02,980 --> 05:16:04,600 It's absolutely brilliant. 5136 05:16:04,700 --> 05:16:06,060 Those toys are all made. 5137 05:16:06,920 --> 05:16:08,300 You're not a trebuchet, Eric. 5138 05:16:08,340 --> 05:16:08,880 No, I'm not. 5139 05:16:08,880 --> 05:16:10,160 You're not a killer. 5140 05:16:10,960 --> 05:16:12,340 You're not a catapult. 5141 05:16:12,640 --> 05:16:13,040 No, I'm not. 5142 05:16:13,100 --> 05:16:16,140 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it? 5143 05:16:16,540 --> 05:16:20,300 They're all made from paper plans that come from the computer. 5144 05:16:20,400 --> 05:16:22,720 Now, you say to yourself, well, you could buy a kid a paper plans. 5145 05:16:22,840 --> 05:16:24,600 You know, and all right, so this catapult works. 5146 05:16:24,600 --> 05:16:27,980 I've demonstrated that by shooting a couple of spitwads at you and Stuart. 5147 05:16:28,180 --> 05:16:33,700 This carousel actually turns, and this car actually rolls. 5148 05:16:34,140 --> 05:16:37,480 Now, I'm a ten-fingered klutz, and Broderbund did these for us. 5149 05:16:37,480 --> 05:16:44,220 I'm not sure I could do toys of this level of complexity, but I have done a couple toys out of it. 5150 05:16:44,280 --> 05:16:45,780 I'm going to do several more before Christmas. 5151 05:16:46,200 --> 05:16:48,380 Three great things, two great things about it, really. 5152 05:16:48,540 --> 05:16:51,880 It's a good project to do with your kids, and you can personalize these. 5153 05:16:51,980 --> 05:16:53,640 Put their name in, change the patterns. 5154 05:16:53,800 --> 05:16:58,020 Well, Paul, one of the real appealing things, here's something that you can make a computer do something, 5155 05:16:58,140 --> 05:17:01,000 and actually put something together after you've had the computer do it. 5156 05:17:01,100 --> 05:17:01,500 Exactly. 5157 05:17:01,740 --> 05:17:03,540 And to make it clear, Paul, it really happens on the program. 5158 05:17:03,600 --> 05:17:05,220 It's kind of a little mini CAD cam program, right? 5159 05:17:05,420 --> 05:17:06,280 Exactly, Stuart. 5160 05:17:07,500 --> 05:17:07,860 Exactly. 5161 05:17:08,280 --> 05:17:10,980 Design it, and it prints out on your printer these parts. 5162 05:17:12,240 --> 05:17:14,240 And it prints out on your pr... 5163 05:17:14,240 --> 05:17:17,060 He goes, he's going up, he's really building the fucking... 5164 05:17:17,060 --> 05:17:17,700 He's excited. 5165 05:17:18,080 --> 05:17:18,680 He's excited. 5166 05:17:18,800 --> 05:17:20,540 ...together after you've had the computer do it. 5167 05:17:20,680 --> 05:17:21,040 Exactly. 5168 05:17:21,280 --> 05:17:23,060 And to make it clear, Paul, it really happens on the program. 5169 05:17:23,120 --> 05:17:24,720 It's kind of a little mini CAD cam program, right? 5170 05:17:24,920 --> 05:17:25,440 Exactly, Stuart. 5171 05:17:25,440 --> 05:17:30,000 It actually, you design it, and it prints out on your printer these parts, which you then use... 5172 05:17:30,000 --> 05:17:32,840 You then glue together and add wood, and it's... 5173 05:17:32,840 --> 05:17:37,400 So that comes out of your printer, but surely you'd need some special paper for that. 5174 05:17:37,460 --> 05:17:38,880 You know the way printers are, anyway. 5175 05:17:39,100 --> 05:17:41,700 And then, he's saying you connect it to wood or something. 5176 05:17:42,360 --> 05:17:44,620 Printer, these parts, which you then use... 5177 05:17:44,620 --> 05:17:48,500 You then glue together and add wood, and it's so simple... 5178 05:17:48,500 --> 05:17:49,880 You still have to add wood. 5179 05:17:50,240 --> 05:17:51,040 Even I can use it. 5180 05:17:51,100 --> 05:17:51,660 And that's... 5181 05:17:51,660 --> 05:17:52,380 We're talking simple. 5182 05:17:52,440 --> 05:17:53,440 Now, speaking of simple... 5183 05:17:53,440 --> 05:17:54,980 Wood not included. 5184 05:17:55,800 --> 05:17:56,800 Checks will not be honored. 5185 05:17:57,520 --> 05:17:58,900 Not a flying toy. 5186 05:18:00,260 --> 05:18:02,200 You have to go out and get your own wood. 5187 05:18:03,160 --> 05:18:06,180 So, if you live by a forest, that's easier. 5188 05:18:06,320 --> 05:18:10,660 If you have an axe, again, that's going to enhance the wood retrieving experience. 5189 05:18:10,920 --> 05:18:14,620 If you don't, if you're all out of wood, I'm afraid that's... 5190 05:18:14,620 --> 05:18:15,380 Christmas is gone. 5191 05:18:15,480 --> 05:18:16,200 Christmas is ruined. 5192 05:18:16,360 --> 05:18:16,900 What else do you have? 5193 05:18:16,900 --> 05:18:17,780 Quick thing I want to mention. 5194 05:18:17,780 --> 05:18:19,780 The Penmouse Plus from Kurta... 5195 05:18:19,780 --> 05:18:25,580 He wheels out a fucking wood fucking chocking machine. 5196 05:18:26,960 --> 05:18:29,840 This just plugs into your mainframe database. 5197 05:18:29,840 --> 05:18:35,380 And what you do is you feed the logs into it, and it spits out little chunks of wood. 5198 05:18:35,380 --> 05:18:39,020 You can then use to make those paper merry-go-rounds. 5199 05:18:39,020 --> 05:18:40,180 Phoenix, Arizona. 5200 05:18:40,320 --> 05:18:41,800 Brand new, just out of Comdex. 5201 05:18:42,120 --> 05:18:43,700 $300 for people... 5202 05:18:43,700 --> 05:18:45,880 Coming straight out of Comdex. 5203 05:18:46,280 --> 05:18:46,960 Crazy mother. 5204 05:18:47,240 --> 05:18:48,240 You're called Schindler. 5205 05:18:49,040 --> 05:18:51,900 With a lovely writing pad and 10 fingers. 5206 05:18:52,180 --> 05:18:53,240 Or so he says. 5207 05:18:53,360 --> 05:18:55,480 I'd say he has eight fingers and two thumbs. 5208 05:18:55,740 --> 05:18:56,680 Tash McClintock. 5209 05:18:56,760 --> 05:18:57,540 Thank you very much. 5210 05:18:57,540 --> 05:19:01,660 People who don't like mice, this is a little electronic pen. 5211 05:19:02,340 --> 05:19:07,120 And if you move it around on the surface of this, it moves the cursor around on the screen. 5212 05:19:07,180 --> 05:19:09,600 Now we didn't demonstrate that because it took too much time to set up. 5213 05:19:09,980 --> 05:19:12,400 But, you know, allow yourself an hour or two to set this up. 5214 05:19:12,540 --> 05:19:14,000 And if you hate mice, this is an alternative. 5215 05:19:14,000 --> 05:19:15,000 Is it kind of like a koala pad? 5216 05:19:15,120 --> 05:19:16,380 Yes, it's like a koala pad. 5217 05:19:16,400 --> 05:19:18,220 I have to tell, we should... 5218 05:19:18,220 --> 05:19:19,400 Koala pad? 5219 05:19:19,600 --> 05:19:21,800 The fuck is a koala pad when it's at home? 5220 05:19:22,080 --> 05:19:29,440 And I get the feeling that when George interjects, there's kind of a vibe shift slightly down. 5221 05:19:29,560 --> 05:19:33,700 I don't want to offend George in any way, but I mean, people are just kind of going, 5222 05:19:33,820 --> 05:19:35,920 what's he saying now? 5223 05:19:36,180 --> 05:19:36,700 Hate mice. 5224 05:19:37,020 --> 05:19:38,380 Is it kind of like a koala pad? 5225 05:19:38,500 --> 05:19:39,740 Yes, it's like a koala pad. 5226 05:19:39,760 --> 05:19:42,260 I have to tell, we should warn our viewers, though. 5227 05:19:42,380 --> 05:19:43,660 These are... 5228 05:19:43,660 --> 05:19:45,060 This is a little transmitter there. 5229 05:19:45,240 --> 05:19:45,760 Radio transmitter. 5230 05:19:45,880 --> 05:19:47,400 And if you get close to another... 5231 05:19:47,400 --> 05:19:51,440 Stu's king finger has been noted there. 5232 05:19:51,440 --> 05:19:53,320 by Kerry in the chat. 5233 05:19:54,040 --> 05:19:57,300 And I have to say, that is something else. 5234 05:19:57,360 --> 05:19:59,040 It actually is beyond king. 5235 05:20:00,240 --> 05:20:01,960 It's a crazy bit of finger. 5236 05:20:02,100 --> 05:20:02,680 It really is. 5237 05:20:02,700 --> 05:20:04,040 And it's a great catch, Kerry. 5238 05:20:04,140 --> 05:20:04,680 Great catch. 5239 05:20:04,860 --> 05:20:06,040 It's an interesting one. 5240 05:20:06,080 --> 05:20:07,460 I've never noticed that before. 5241 05:20:08,980 --> 05:20:10,100 That's not his index. 5242 05:20:10,180 --> 05:20:10,880 That's his middle. 5243 05:20:11,920 --> 05:20:16,020 But you wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a bird flipping. 5244 05:20:17,020 --> 05:20:19,140 Or anything else that he'd be at with that. 5245 05:20:19,300 --> 05:20:20,260 Their RF source. 5246 05:20:20,800 --> 05:20:22,260 An ET job. 5247 05:20:22,680 --> 05:20:23,140 Says Connor. 5248 05:20:23,300 --> 05:20:25,260 Like a television set or a radio. 5249 05:20:25,600 --> 05:20:26,560 You can get some interference. 5250 05:20:26,560 --> 05:20:26,720 Right. 5251 05:20:26,760 --> 05:20:27,680 So don't work it near a TV. 5252 05:20:28,340 --> 05:20:28,700 Wendy. 5253 05:20:29,120 --> 05:20:29,660 What do you... 5254 05:20:29,660 --> 05:20:29,980 Sorry. 5255 05:20:30,140 --> 05:20:30,800 I just... 5256 05:20:31,460 --> 05:20:36,200 Stu's finger got in the way of George's salient point there. 5257 05:20:36,260 --> 05:20:38,380 I need to go back just to hear what George said. 5258 05:20:38,540 --> 05:20:42,260 Because it was a good bit of advice by the sounds of things. 5259 05:20:43,660 --> 05:20:47,000 Des Murphy is speculating that Stu's finger is wooden. 5260 05:20:47,000 --> 05:20:49,000 I have to tell... 5261 05:20:49,000 --> 05:20:50,200 We should warn our viewers. 5262 05:20:50,540 --> 05:20:51,920 I've just noticed something else. 5263 05:20:52,140 --> 05:20:54,440 Look at the fucking curl on the pinky finger. 5264 05:20:54,860 --> 05:20:55,140 When... 5265 05:20:55,140 --> 05:20:56,120 We've been... 5266 05:20:56,120 --> 05:20:59,000 We've been wasting our time on the index. 5267 05:20:59,540 --> 05:21:02,160 But don't sleep on that pinky. 5268 05:21:02,880 --> 05:21:03,420 Let's... 5269 05:21:03,420 --> 05:21:04,680 Look at the curvature on the alternative. 5270 05:21:04,680 --> 05:21:05,860 Is it kind of like a koala pad? 5271 05:21:05,960 --> 05:21:06,200 Is that good? 5272 05:21:06,200 --> 05:21:06,360 Yes. 5273 05:21:06,440 --> 05:21:07,080 It's like a koala pad. 5274 05:21:07,880 --> 05:21:08,880 And look... 5275 05:21:08,880 --> 05:21:09,380 Actually... 5276 05:21:09,380 --> 05:21:11,720 Let's just have a little moment to... 5277 05:21:11,720 --> 05:21:12,380 A side... 5278 05:21:12,380 --> 05:21:13,060 A soliloquy... 5279 05:21:13,060 --> 05:21:14,300 A side hatch moment. 5280 05:21:14,820 --> 05:21:17,620 Called Stu's hand... 5281 05:21:17,620 --> 05:21:18,420 Side moment. 5282 05:21:18,860 --> 05:21:18,960 And... 5283 05:21:18,960 --> 05:21:24,200 It starts off like this. 5284 05:21:24,320 --> 05:21:25,080 Like a swan. 5285 05:21:25,920 --> 05:21:27,680 Niall Flynn says it's a swan's wing. 5286 05:21:27,840 --> 05:21:28,980 But look at the way it starts. 5287 05:21:29,100 --> 05:21:31,940 He makes a point with a limp-wristed point. 5288 05:21:32,120 --> 05:21:32,440 Like... 5289 05:21:32,440 --> 05:21:32,960 Wait a sec. 5290 05:21:34,480 --> 05:21:35,580 It's not limp actually. 5291 05:21:35,580 --> 05:21:37,320 It's actually taut. 5292 05:21:38,180 --> 05:21:38,760 Beg your pardon. 5293 05:21:39,180 --> 05:21:39,880 But look at this. 5294 05:21:40,560 --> 05:21:41,060 Finger... 5295 05:21:41,060 --> 05:21:42,500 King finger extension. 5296 05:21:42,940 --> 05:21:43,860 And look at the Pincus. 5297 05:21:44,480 --> 05:21:46,120 Pincus starts to curve in. 5298 05:21:46,560 --> 05:21:47,080 Where's that? 5299 05:21:47,360 --> 05:21:48,660 Where's the pink going? 5300 05:21:49,080 --> 05:21:49,720 Where's... 5301 05:21:49,720 --> 05:21:51,600 Fucking... 5302 05:21:51,600 --> 05:21:54,160 John Virgo here should have actually started going. 5303 05:21:54,520 --> 05:21:55,980 Where's the pinky going? 5304 05:21:56,380 --> 05:21:57,800 Where's the pinky going? 5305 05:21:57,900 --> 05:21:59,040 Because let's just see this. 5306 05:21:59,040 --> 05:21:59,980 And if you hate mice... 5307 05:21:59,980 --> 05:22:00,500 This is an alternative. 5308 05:22:00,500 --> 05:22:01,340 Is it kind of like a koala pad? 5309 05:22:01,440 --> 05:22:01,800 Yes. 5310 05:22:01,900 --> 05:22:02,720 It's like a koala pad. 5311 05:22:03,420 --> 05:22:05,080 I'm going to slow it down for you. 5312 05:22:05,120 --> 05:22:06,860 So you can see what I'm talking about. 5313 05:22:08,340 --> 05:22:09,980 Check out the curvature on this. 5314 05:22:10,820 --> 05:22:13,220 I didn't even know it was possible to do this with your fingers. 5315 05:22:14,140 --> 05:22:15,720 It goes up like that. 5316 05:22:20,820 --> 05:22:21,920 Crazy bit of business. 5317 05:22:22,500 --> 05:22:23,140 Viewers though. 5318 05:22:23,220 --> 05:22:24,460 These are... 5319 05:22:24,460 --> 05:22:25,920 This is a little transmitter there. 5320 05:22:26,060 --> 05:22:26,420 Radio... 5321 05:22:26,420 --> 05:22:27,440 Look at that. 5322 05:22:28,860 --> 05:22:30,900 The geometry of it is... 5323 05:22:30,900 --> 05:22:31,940 Is insane. 5324 05:22:32,660 --> 05:22:35,520 And if you get close to another RF source... 5325 05:22:35,520 --> 05:22:37,380 Like a television set or a radio... 5326 05:22:37,380 --> 05:22:38,660 You can get some interference. 5327 05:22:38,660 --> 05:22:38,820 Right. 5328 05:22:38,860 --> 05:22:39,780 So don't work on your TV. 5329 05:22:41,140 --> 05:22:43,880 So don't work on your TV with the... 5330 05:22:43,880 --> 05:22:45,060 Whatever the fuck this is. 5331 05:22:45,120 --> 05:22:45,680 This pad. 5332 05:22:45,860 --> 05:22:46,380 This... 5333 05:22:46,380 --> 05:22:49,760 Textron or fucking Wacom. 5334 05:22:50,100 --> 05:22:51,960 Graphics tablet or whatever the fuck it is. 5335 05:22:53,280 --> 05:22:56,360 Just another quick moment to admire the cufflink. 5336 05:22:56,600 --> 05:22:57,840 Pink shirt and cufflinks. 5337 05:22:58,500 --> 05:23:01,160 And then this big, big bling scenario here. 5338 05:23:02,560 --> 05:23:03,280 Imagine... 5339 05:23:03,280 --> 05:23:06,840 You won't want to be on the receiving end of a smack from Schindler. 5340 05:23:09,240 --> 05:23:09,640 This... 5341 05:23:09,640 --> 05:23:11,200 It moves the cursor around... 5342 05:23:11,200 --> 05:23:12,820 Schindler's fist. 5343 05:23:13,140 --> 05:23:15,080 You wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that. 5344 05:23:15,140 --> 05:23:18,480 Otherwise you'd get a fucking sovereign imprint onto your head. 5345 05:23:19,480 --> 05:23:20,320 To set this up. 5346 05:23:20,440 --> 05:23:21,880 We should warn our viewers though. 5347 05:23:21,980 --> 05:23:22,380 These... 5348 05:23:22,380 --> 05:23:23,260 These are... 5349 05:23:23,260 --> 05:23:24,680 This is a little transmitter there. 5350 05:23:24,820 --> 05:23:25,380 Radio transmitter. 5351 05:23:25,480 --> 05:23:28,000 And if you get close to another RF source... 5352 05:23:28,000 --> 05:23:28,520 Like a... 5353 05:23:28,520 --> 05:23:29,500 It'll explode. 5354 05:23:29,880 --> 05:23:30,660 And you'll die. 5355 05:23:30,840 --> 05:23:31,920 Television set or a radio... 5356 05:23:31,920 --> 05:23:32,840 You can get some... 5357 05:23:32,840 --> 05:23:34,320 You can get fisted. 5358 05:23:34,400 --> 05:23:36,580 So don't have your TV switched on. 5359 05:23:36,660 --> 05:23:37,760 You can get some interference. 5360 05:23:37,760 --> 05:23:37,940 Right. 5361 05:23:37,960 --> 05:23:38,880 So don't work on your TV. 5362 05:23:39,540 --> 05:23:39,900 Wendy. 5363 05:23:40,720 --> 05:23:40,980 Right. 5364 05:23:41,040 --> 05:23:41,920 So don't work on your TV. 5365 05:23:42,360 --> 05:23:42,900 What do you have? 5366 05:23:43,020 --> 05:23:44,760 Oh, this is a great game from... 5367 05:23:44,760 --> 05:23:45,820 Wendy's after you. 5368 05:23:45,960 --> 05:23:47,060 And they've moved seats. 5369 05:23:47,200 --> 05:23:49,320 It's a real lovely fucking musical chair. 5370 05:23:49,320 --> 05:23:49,940 scenario. 5371 05:23:51,360 --> 05:23:53,320 Handheld king finger device. 5372 05:23:53,440 --> 05:23:54,260 From Electronic Arts. 5373 05:23:54,360 --> 05:23:56,520 Called Thomas Dishes Amnesia. 5374 05:23:57,340 --> 05:23:58,900 EA Sports. 5375 05:23:59,580 --> 05:24:00,800 It's amnesia in the game. 5376 05:24:00,900 --> 05:24:01,960 It's the game amnesia. 5377 05:24:03,040 --> 05:24:03,480 Look at that. 5378 05:24:03,500 --> 05:24:04,220 It looks terrible. 5379 05:24:04,560 --> 05:24:05,700 Whatever the hell it is. 5380 05:24:05,760 --> 05:24:06,280 I'm excited. 5381 05:24:06,600 --> 05:24:09,020 Oh, this is a great game from Electronic Arts. 5382 05:24:09,140 --> 05:24:11,260 Called Thomas Dishes Amnesia. 5383 05:24:11,900 --> 05:24:13,360 Now what this is, is... 5384 05:24:13,360 --> 05:24:15,860 It leaves you in the beginning without any... 5385 05:24:15,860 --> 05:24:16,680 Sorry. 5386 05:24:17,560 --> 05:24:18,520 I just want to see this. 5387 05:24:19,140 --> 05:24:21,140 Thomas Dishes Amnesia. 5388 05:24:21,260 --> 05:24:22,800 Never heard of Thomas Dish. 5389 05:24:22,880 --> 05:24:23,720 Don't know who he is. 5390 05:24:26,760 --> 05:24:28,460 I've never heard of the game as well. 5391 05:24:28,640 --> 05:24:32,900 There might have been a collective amnesia in the industry after it flopped so hard. 5392 05:24:33,020 --> 05:24:34,180 Clothes on in a hotel room. 5393 05:24:35,900 --> 05:24:36,560 What she's saying? 5394 05:24:36,560 --> 05:24:37,620 You've got your clothes on. 5395 05:24:37,680 --> 05:24:38,780 You're in a hotel room. 5396 05:24:39,820 --> 05:24:43,240 You have a Willy Wonka fucking scenario going on with... 5397 05:24:43,240 --> 05:24:46,220 Looks like Vegas or Times Square behind you. 5398 05:24:46,280 --> 05:24:47,020 I don't know what this is. 5399 05:24:47,080 --> 05:24:48,140 You don't know how you got there. 5400 05:24:48,280 --> 05:24:49,300 This is a family show. 5401 05:24:49,360 --> 05:25:01,440 This is a family show. 5402 05:25:01,440 --> 05:25:02,440 Okay. 5403 05:25:02,440 --> 05:25:04,480 You have to get clothes. 5404 05:25:04,480 --> 05:25:06,180 You have to figure out why you're there. 5405 05:25:06,180 --> 05:25:07,680 You have to figure out what your name is. 5406 05:25:08,100 --> 05:25:12,360 And it's the most ambitious text adventure that apparently has ever been created. 5407 05:25:13,280 --> 05:25:15,200 So the character at the beginning has amnesia basically. 5408 05:25:15,280 --> 05:25:16,180 You don't know what anything is. 5409 05:25:16,280 --> 05:25:16,600 That's right. 5410 05:25:17,060 --> 05:25:18,520 She's just said that, Stu. 5411 05:25:18,940 --> 05:25:19,920 She's just said that. 5412 05:25:20,080 --> 05:25:20,300 That's right. 5413 05:25:20,300 --> 05:25:21,220 There's no clothes. 5414 05:25:21,400 --> 05:25:22,020 There's two... 5415 05:25:22,020 --> 05:25:24,480 No clothes? 5416 05:25:24,780 --> 05:25:25,220 Really? 5417 05:25:25,700 --> 05:25:27,420 Can you show me? 5418 05:25:27,920 --> 05:25:29,260 Would that be a problem? 5419 05:25:30,060 --> 05:25:31,540 I can erase the data. 5420 05:25:31,720 --> 05:25:32,920 No money, no food, nothing. 5421 05:25:32,920 --> 05:25:34,580 All the games from Electronic Arts are great. 5422 05:25:34,660 --> 05:25:39,120 I hate to give any company a blanket endorsement, but I've never played a bummer from these guys. 5423 05:25:39,220 --> 05:25:40,360 Well, this has been fascinating. 5424 05:25:40,540 --> 05:25:43,600 Everybody who has been over at my house playing this has enjoyed it. 5425 05:25:43,860 --> 05:25:44,780 It comes with a map. 5426 05:25:45,120 --> 05:25:46,260 It's a piece of paper. 5427 05:25:46,260 --> 05:25:50,360 Of the Manhattan subway system, which is programmed into the discs. 5428 05:25:51,260 --> 05:25:52,380 Okay, it's the same game. 5429 05:25:52,480 --> 05:25:53,120 It's the same game. 5430 05:25:53,400 --> 05:25:57,540 It's like a proto-GCA where you get the map with the game. 5431 05:25:58,000 --> 05:25:59,460 That's one way to learn how to use the subway system. 5432 05:25:59,760 --> 05:26:00,460 Cross street indicator. 5433 05:26:00,600 --> 05:26:00,820 Wow. 5434 05:26:01,380 --> 05:26:05,820 It comes with a telephone directory of mysterious names, which are clues. 5435 05:26:05,920 --> 05:26:07,340 Including the FBI, I see. 5436 05:26:07,480 --> 05:26:08,360 Guide to New York City. 5437 05:26:08,580 --> 05:26:08,820 Right. 5438 05:26:09,880 --> 05:26:13,480 Schindler has never played a bummer from Electronic Arts. 5439 05:26:13,960 --> 05:26:14,400 Anyway. 5440 05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:16,100 And it's a text adventure game. 5441 05:26:16,100 --> 05:26:18,540 It's a text adventure game, and you go through this. 5442 05:26:19,020 --> 05:26:22,380 Here, for instance, it's just presented you in the room. 5443 05:26:22,580 --> 05:26:23,800 You don't know what's going on. 5444 05:26:23,880 --> 05:26:24,260 First command is get up. 5445 05:26:24,260 --> 05:26:25,960 Wendy, does it always have the same outcome? 5446 05:26:26,080 --> 05:26:26,740 Do you always... 5447 05:26:26,740 --> 05:26:27,140 No. 5448 05:26:27,740 --> 05:26:30,500 Do you always have your no clothes on? 5449 05:26:30,780 --> 05:26:31,000 Oh. 5450 05:26:31,140 --> 05:26:31,680 I have... 5451 05:26:31,680 --> 05:26:33,940 So far, I've been playing this maybe five or six times. 5452 05:26:34,400 --> 05:26:36,740 First of all, I've ended up being convicted of murder. 5453 05:26:37,080 --> 05:26:38,700 Being tried and executed. 5454 05:26:39,760 --> 05:26:41,000 Get up a guest on the computer. 5455 05:26:41,080 --> 05:26:41,360 Chronic... 5456 05:26:41,360 --> 05:26:45,660 I think we have to boot this up on a fucking old system virtual machine. 5457 05:26:46,140 --> 05:26:48,400 I said that last time, though, about... 5458 05:26:48,400 --> 05:26:50,860 They had a game called Voyeur. 5459 05:26:53,120 --> 05:26:54,340 Windows DOS game. 5460 05:26:54,420 --> 05:26:55,340 95 job. 5461 05:26:56,020 --> 05:26:57,760 And it was so slow and crap. 5462 05:26:57,960 --> 05:27:02,300 I don't think it actually works, and that's why we didn't progress that further through it. 5463 05:27:02,300 --> 05:27:14,520 I do remember last year starting off in earnest trying to watch all the full motion video cutscenes from a FBI-CIA game that featured real live-action scenes. 5464 05:27:15,060 --> 05:27:15,660 Low-res. 5465 05:27:16,100 --> 05:27:18,140 Because of the time, the era that it was. 5466 05:27:18,400 --> 05:27:20,000 And we couldn't really get through it. 5467 05:27:20,320 --> 05:27:22,200 It did have people like Michael... 5468 05:27:22,200 --> 05:27:24,040 I don't think it had Michael Ironside in it. 5469 05:27:24,980 --> 05:27:26,820 But it did have people of that ilk. 5470 05:27:27,720 --> 05:27:33,540 Late 80s, early 90s stalwarts of kind of Hollywood schlock-era films. 5471 05:27:35,060 --> 05:27:36,260 And if you can... 5472 05:27:36,260 --> 05:27:42,120 If anyone could remind me of what the fucking name of the game was, I'll happily go back and watch the end of that. 5473 05:27:42,120 --> 05:27:43,340 Chronicles Christmas show. 5474 05:27:44,660 --> 05:27:47,080 I've gone to Purgatory. 5475 05:27:48,740 --> 05:27:50,560 I've ended up on the streets of New York. 5476 05:27:50,560 --> 05:27:51,660 Wendy, I have one more toy there. 5477 05:27:51,720 --> 05:27:52,480 We have a little bit of time. 5478 05:27:52,560 --> 05:27:53,360 Show me what your other toy is. 5479 05:27:53,360 --> 05:27:53,600 Okay. 5480 05:27:53,900 --> 05:27:55,120 This is a real cheapie. 5481 05:27:55,300 --> 05:27:55,580 $10. 5482 05:27:56,220 --> 05:27:56,400 Great. 5483 05:27:56,480 --> 05:27:57,300 Stocking stuffer. 5484 05:27:57,440 --> 05:27:58,780 It's called the Chocolate Bite. 5485 05:27:58,820 --> 05:28:01,140 It's created by the Chocolate Software Company. 5486 05:28:01,280 --> 05:28:03,320 Only three months right around the Christmas season... 5487 05:28:03,320 --> 05:28:06,820 The Chocolate Software and a lovely spike of the camera there. 5488 05:28:07,420 --> 05:28:08,040 From Wenders. 5489 05:28:09,380 --> 05:28:09,740 Wenders. 5490 05:28:13,160 --> 05:28:14,880 You find this in retail stores. 5491 05:28:15,440 --> 05:28:16,860 It's pure chocolate. 5492 05:28:16,860 --> 05:28:17,280 Oh, dear. 5493 05:28:17,280 --> 05:28:22,060 And that's a lovely sound clip that needs to be done. 5494 05:28:22,440 --> 05:28:23,400 Wendy saying, 5495 05:28:23,960 --> 05:28:25,500 It's pure chocolate. 5496 05:28:25,760 --> 05:28:28,080 In the Christmas season, can you find this in retail stores? 5497 05:28:28,720 --> 05:28:30,080 It's pure chocolate. 5498 05:28:30,220 --> 05:28:32,000 And it's very, very good. 5499 05:28:32,180 --> 05:28:32,600 In the shape of a plot. 5500 05:28:33,420 --> 05:28:39,380 If fucking Schindler didn't overcut her there, we would have a beautiful clip of her saying, 5501 05:28:39,540 --> 05:28:41,200 It's pure chocolate. 5502 05:28:41,640 --> 05:28:43,740 And it's very, very good. 5503 05:28:44,140 --> 05:28:45,660 But Schindler had to get in there. 5504 05:28:47,460 --> 05:28:48,800 Hand on the arm as well. 5505 05:28:48,860 --> 05:28:49,780 Would that be allowed these days? 5506 05:28:49,780 --> 05:28:50,100 In the shape of a floppy disk. 5507 05:28:50,100 --> 05:28:51,100 Can you open it up? Can we see what it is? 5508 05:28:51,100 --> 05:28:52,100 Uh, well, it's a little broken here, but... 5509 05:28:52,100 --> 05:28:53,100 Oh, you messed it up. 5510 05:28:53,100 --> 05:28:53,100 Anyway. 5511 05:28:53,100 --> 05:29:10,380 Hang on. Is this a fucking tech show? Does chocolate come with the game? Or... How does it not melt? 5512 05:29:10,380 --> 05:29:16,660 Sorry, I just need to go back to the beginning again and not talk shy, because... 5513 05:29:16,660 --> 05:29:21,120 It's called the Chocolate Bite. It's created by the chocolate software company. 5514 05:29:21,240 --> 05:29:24,600 Only three months right around the Christmas season can you find this in retail stores. 5515 05:29:24,940 --> 05:29:26,580 It's pure chocolate. 5516 05:29:26,720 --> 05:29:28,500 And it's very, very good. 5517 05:29:28,600 --> 05:29:29,400 In the shape of a floppy disk. 5518 05:29:29,400 --> 05:29:30,960 In the shape of a five and a quarter inch floppy disk. 5519 05:29:30,960 --> 05:29:32,220 Can you open it up? Can we see what it is? 5520 05:29:32,560 --> 05:29:34,380 Well, it's a little broken here, but... 5521 05:29:34,380 --> 05:29:38,800 So it's just a fucking chocolate mold for Christmas. 5522 05:29:38,800 --> 05:29:40,440 and they find it hilarious. 5523 05:29:42,240 --> 05:29:43,920 Okay, like most floppy do's. 5524 05:29:44,160 --> 05:29:44,860 Yes, that's right. 5525 05:29:45,000 --> 05:29:46,040 It's easy to... 5526 05:29:46,040 --> 05:29:48,640 Got a little hole there in the middle of it. 5527 05:29:49,800 --> 05:29:50,600 Very good. 5528 05:29:50,980 --> 05:29:51,480 It is good. 5529 05:29:51,580 --> 05:29:52,700 I've had two of them myself. 5530 05:29:52,700 --> 05:29:52,940 Good chocolate. 5531 05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960 Good chocolate. 5532 05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960 Good chocolate. 5533 05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:52,960 Good chocolate. 5534 05:29:52,960 --> 05:29:53,060 Good chocolate. 5535 05:29:53,060 --> 05:29:53,120 Good chocolate. 5536 05:29:53,120 --> 05:29:53,540 Good chocolate. 5537 05:29:53,540 --> 05:29:53,640 Good chocolate. 5538 05:29:55,100 --> 05:29:56,880 She keeps on saying chocolate. 5539 05:29:57,140 --> 05:29:58,080 Good chocolate. 5540 05:30:00,680 --> 05:30:01,800 It's chocolate. 5541 05:30:02,320 --> 05:30:03,400 It's easy to... 5542 05:30:03,400 --> 05:30:04,300 It's very good. 5543 05:30:04,640 --> 05:30:05,160 It is good. 5544 05:30:05,260 --> 05:30:06,360 I've had two of them myself. 5545 05:30:06,360 --> 05:30:06,640 Good chocolate. 5546 05:30:06,640 --> 05:30:06,660 Good chocolate. 5547 05:30:06,660 --> 05:30:06,700 Good chocolate. 5548 05:30:06,920 --> 05:30:07,120 Good chocolate. 5549 05:30:07,120 --> 05:30:08,300 It is very good chocolate. 5550 05:30:08,300 --> 05:30:10,000 Lovely floppy chocolate. 5551 05:30:10,300 --> 05:30:11,860 Good, great chocolate. 5552 05:30:12,720 --> 05:30:13,820 It's floppy, isn't it? 5553 05:30:14,660 --> 05:30:15,980 I've had some myself. 5554 05:30:16,340 --> 05:30:17,820 It looks like a floppy do's. 5555 05:30:17,820 --> 05:30:18,360 It's chocolate. 5556 05:30:19,420 --> 05:30:19,780 Okay. 5557 05:30:20,260 --> 05:30:22,520 She just said one more chocolate at the end of there. 5558 05:30:22,820 --> 05:30:23,200 It is good. 5559 05:30:23,260 --> 05:30:24,120 I've had two of them myself. 5560 05:30:24,120 --> 05:30:24,660 Good chocolate. 5561 05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:24,660 Good chocolate. 5562 05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:24,660 Good chocolate. 5563 05:30:24,660 --> 05:30:26,500 It is very good chocolate. 5564 05:30:27,280 --> 05:30:27,640 Okay. 5565 05:30:28,260 --> 05:30:30,200 Well, I think that's about all the time we have. 5566 05:30:30,260 --> 05:30:32,480 We've seen lots of great toys here for kids, for grown-ups. 5567 05:30:32,720 --> 05:30:34,640 If you have a computer, if you know somebody who has a computer, 5568 05:30:34,740 --> 05:30:35,860 here's some suggestions for you. 5569 05:30:36,060 --> 05:30:36,900 Thanks for being with us. 5570 05:30:36,940 --> 05:30:39,140 We'll be back in just a minute with this week's computer news. 5571 05:30:39,540 --> 05:30:40,500 Computer news. 5572 05:30:41,560 --> 05:30:42,540 Nintendo's Game Boy. 5573 05:30:52,540 --> 05:31:03,060 Beautiful random access segment with Stu and not Janelle Stelzen or whoever else he eventually used to get to do the fucking random access seg. 5574 05:31:03,060 --> 05:31:04,560 Access file this week. 5575 05:31:04,620 --> 05:31:09,960 As we get closer to the new year, rumors keep building about IBM's plans for new computers in 1987. 5576 05:31:10,700 --> 05:31:19,100 Leading the speculation is the expected unveiling of the PC2, a $1,000 PC featuring 3.5-inch drives, expanded memory, and enhanced graphics. 5577 05:31:19,460 --> 05:31:25,640 The PC2 reportedly will use a modified 8086 chip that will enable it to outperform existing PC clones. 5578 05:31:26,160 --> 05:31:32,860 Analysts say the next step will be a flood of new software to take advantage of the new PC2 design, software that will not run on the clones. 5579 05:31:33,300 --> 05:31:35,680 The rumor mill has it that IBM will unveil football. 5580 05:31:35,680 --> 05:31:36,120 Football. 5581 05:31:36,680 --> 05:31:38,120 The PC2 in a Super Bowl commercial. 5582 05:31:38,500 --> 05:31:42,200 And of course, there are the usual rumors that Apple will unveil a new computer in the Super Bowl. 5583 05:31:42,720 --> 05:31:48,740 Let's take a segue out of here and go and find that PC2 commercial. 5584 05:31:50,700 --> 05:31:52,560 PC2 Super Bowl. 5585 05:31:55,500 --> 05:31:56,020 Commercial. 5586 05:31:57,960 --> 05:32:01,040 Probably not even there, but there is the Apple one. 5587 05:32:06,740 --> 05:32:10,220 Super Bowl, possibly an MS-DOS compatible Macintosh. 5588 05:32:10,640 --> 05:32:18,780 Other predictions for 1987 include the IBM version of a 386 machine, again using a specially modified version of the Intel 80386 chip. 5589 05:32:18,780 --> 05:32:28,080 And finally, IBM will supposedly introduce an upgraded version of the PC convertible, featuring a better screen, built-in modem, 640K, and an optional hard drive. 5590 05:32:28,740 --> 05:32:34,120 Ashton Tate says it will be coming out with subsets of its D-Base 3 program for 386 computers. 5591 05:32:35,380 --> 05:32:35,940 Unbundled. 5592 05:32:36,060 --> 05:32:43,040 The company says it will unbundle D-Base 3 so that the program's separate modules can take advantage of the power of the new 386 chip. 5593 05:32:43,640 --> 05:32:50,300 Commodore says its Quantum Link online service has now become the second biggest online service for computer users, trailing only CompuServe. 5594 05:32:50,700 --> 05:32:58,700 Quantum Link currently is only for Commodore users, but the company says it plans to open up the online service to IBM and Apple users sometime in 1987. 5595 05:32:58,700 --> 05:33:05,880 For years now, people have been worrying about the possible health effects of sitting in front of a video display terminal for hours on end. 5596 05:33:06,300 --> 05:33:06,560 Now... 5597 05:33:06,560 --> 05:33:08,040 This appeals to me now. 5598 05:33:08,560 --> 05:33:13,020 But I like the way that he's moved from the random access to a more serious tone. 5599 05:33:13,420 --> 05:33:19,220 Now two doctors in Pennsylvania say the problem is not radiation from the screen, it's lack of circulation in the fanny. 5600 05:33:19,220 --> 05:33:20,220 The doctors... 5601 05:33:20,220 --> 05:33:26,580 Sitting in front of a video display terminal for hours on end. 5602 05:33:26,880 --> 05:33:32,900 Now two doctors in Pennsylvania say the problem is not radiation from the screen, it's lack of circulation in the fanny. 5603 05:33:33,160 --> 05:33:42,020 The doctors say they found evidence of blood clots in the thighs of computer users resulting from sitting in one position in front of a computer for an extended period of time. 5604 05:33:42,020 --> 05:33:48,200 The doctors say you should get up and walk around every now and then to stimulate circulation in the lower half of your body. 5605 05:33:48,640 --> 05:33:51,840 Time for a look at software and here's our reviewer, Paul Schindler. 5606 05:33:52,660 --> 05:34:00,780 Beautiful new soundbite and they're really fucking giving us a Christmas miracle here with a lovely extra bit of Schindler. 5607 05:34:01,660 --> 05:34:05,800 This is a DVD extras of Schindler but what's the story with the fucking picture there, look. 5608 05:34:07,600 --> 05:34:10,200 The man sitting down with his head in his hands crying. 5609 05:34:11,120 --> 05:34:12,960 This is just in Schindler's office, like. 5610 05:34:15,620 --> 05:34:18,200 Vi- Viper Schneek, thank you very much for the tip there. 5611 05:34:21,300 --> 05:34:24,100 This is bizarre, the stance is bizarre. 5612 05:34:30,160 --> 05:34:31,100 This package is... 5613 05:34:31,100 --> 05:34:36,300 Why did he need to have his left hand down underneath there? 5614 05:34:36,300 --> 05:34:37,100 What was... 5615 05:34:37,100 --> 05:34:37,300 What... 5616 05:34:37,300 --> 05:34:42,500 He's snookering someone. 5617 05:34:42,500 --> 05:34:44,200 ...in the eye today. 5618 05:34:44,480 --> 05:34:46,600 This package is so spectacular that... 5619 05:34:46,600 --> 05:34:47,660 Well, let's go to the screen. 5620 05:34:48,100 --> 05:34:51,520 You're looking at Perspective, the best graphics package produced so far. 5621 05:34:51,900 --> 05:34:54,740 The data for all these graphics comes from simple spreadsheets. 5622 05:34:55,040 --> 05:34:58,700 They're controlled by five function keys, clearly indicated by a large menu. 5623 05:34:58,940 --> 05:35:03,580 Get a load of this first set of selections that allow you to decide what kind of 3D graphics you want to draw. 5624 05:35:03,920 --> 05:35:05,280 There are 32 choices here. 5625 05:35:05,580 --> 05:35:06,840 You just point at the one you want. 5626 05:35:07,280 --> 05:35:10,680 Then from another menu, you select the view you want from a menu of 16 angles. 5627 05:35:11,040 --> 05:35:13,840 Plus, if you don't like any of the 16 views that Perspective offers you, 5628 05:35:14,040 --> 05:35:17,180 there's a rotation section which lets you look at graphs any way you want. 5629 05:35:17,180 --> 05:35:22,460 Even if you don't want to change perspectives on a graph, this section of the program is fun to play with as a toy. 5630 05:35:22,900 --> 05:35:26,180 Finally, the size and location of the labels can be adjusted easily. 5631 05:35:26,600 --> 05:35:29,140 And this program will soon be available in color. 5632 05:35:29,560 --> 05:35:33,700 Perspective is $300 from 3D graphics in Pacific Palisades, California. 5633 05:35:34,100 --> 05:35:36,300 For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Paul Schindler. 5634 05:35:36,880 --> 05:35:40,860 Business Week magazine says this should be a good Christmas season for software sales. 5635 05:35:41,020 --> 05:35:44,360 Best sellers are expected to be home printing programs like... 5636 05:35:44,360 --> 05:35:47,580 Schindler's Fist, thank you very much for your tip, and Viper Snake as well. 5637 05:35:47,640 --> 05:35:50,420 Can you do the old Maurice Pratt-Quinsworth ads? 5638 05:35:51,060 --> 05:35:51,900 I'll have a look, maybe. 5639 05:35:51,980 --> 05:35:53,180 I don't know if I've seen those before. 5640 05:35:53,300 --> 05:35:57,440 ...and adventure games, especially Infocom's new Leather Goddesses of Phobos. 5641 05:35:57,980 --> 05:36:02,600 If you're still looking for Christmas gift ideas, we have yet a few more tips for you from other sources. 5642 05:36:02,780 --> 05:36:08,280 Syndicated computer columnist John Dvorak likes a new game for the Macintosh called Smash Hit Racquetball. 5643 05:36:08,620 --> 05:36:12,140 And for the PC crowd, he picks Travelling Sidekick as a great gift item. 5644 05:36:12,580 --> 05:36:17,580 On the hardware side, Dvorak suggests the BecTech Fan in Mac, a cooling fan for the Macintosh, 5645 05:36:17,740 --> 05:36:22,640 or the Curtis computer toolkit, including pin straighteners, chip pullers, and other goodies. 5646 05:36:23,460 --> 05:36:27,820 And Family Computing magazine has come up with its picks for the best computer gifts of the season. 5647 05:36:27,920 --> 05:36:32,460 In hardware, the magazine picks the Atari 1040ST as the best deal in a computer. 5648 05:36:32,460 --> 05:36:44,240 Thank you very much, Kitty Boo. He's really stretching this last segment out. There's not much going on in it. 5649 05:36:44,340 --> 05:36:46,100 ...you see, multi-sync is the best monitor. 5650 05:36:46,200 --> 05:36:51,200 I want to skip forward to the fuckin' 90s slash noughties. 5651 05:36:51,200 --> 05:37:03,360 But I really think we fuckin' overdid it last year and watched all the Christmas Buying Guide episodes of the Computer Chronicles. Thank you very much, Jackie, for the tip there. 5652 05:37:03,360 --> 05:37:07,360 And the Leading Edge Model L as the best deal in a modem. 5653 05:37:07,360 --> 05:37:17,440 Finally, public television station WGBH in Boston has come up with an innovative way to raise money and take advantage of the high number of computer users in the Boston area. 5654 05:37:17,440 --> 05:37:23,060 In February, WGBH will be conducting the world's first online auction as a fundraiser. 5655 05:37:23,480 --> 05:37:30,000 Over 400 computer-related items will be up for bid and all the action will take place online, not on the air. 5656 05:37:30,300 --> 05:37:34,820 That means you can participate in the auction and watch Masterpiece Theater at the same time. 5657 05:37:35,140 --> 05:37:37,280 That's it for this week's Chronicles. We'll see you next time. 5658 05:37:39,780 --> 05:37:45,580 The Computer Chronicles is made possible by Leading Edge, makers of IBM-compatible computer systems, 5659 05:37:45,580 --> 05:37:53,700 including Lotus look-alike spreadsheet, word processing with spelling correction, communication software, and Haze-compatible 1200 baud modem. 5660 05:37:53,700 --> 05:37:57,700 Leading Edge, with over 1,000 service centers nationwide. 5661 05:37:59,060 --> 05:38:02,340 Additional funding is provided by McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. 5662 05:38:02,340 --> 05:38:06,000 Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and... 5663 05:38:06,000 --> 05:38:06,900 This is the... 5664 05:38:06,900 --> 05:38:11,320 McGraw-Hill, publishers of Byte. 5665 05:38:11,320 --> 05:38:15,460 Byte's detailed technical articles on new hardware, software, and languages, 5666 05:38:15,460 --> 05:38:18,220 cover developments in computer technology worldwide. 5667 05:38:21,220 --> 05:38:28,200 And the finishing shot may be a montage of the excellent array of products that were shown there. 5668 05:38:28,320 --> 05:38:30,840 That's the Sesame Street fucking yoke. 5669 05:38:32,420 --> 05:38:34,200 There we have a calculator. 5670 05:38:34,580 --> 05:38:37,840 There's Norton Utilities, George's pick, 5671 05:38:38,220 --> 05:38:40,100 which was a bit of a stinker, in my opinion. 5672 05:38:40,260 --> 05:38:42,880 Don't compute without it, said the New York Times. 5673 05:38:43,440 --> 05:38:44,200 At the time. 5674 05:38:55,980 --> 05:38:57,620 Hey, check this out, look. 5675 05:38:57,680 --> 05:39:00,340 There was a guy who worked on it called Ray Manlove. 5676 05:39:01,100 --> 05:39:02,180 Crazy enough. 5677 05:39:03,260 --> 05:39:04,520 And Mike Patterson. 5678 05:39:04,660 --> 05:39:07,360 Maybe a relation to fucking Janelle Patterson. 5679 05:39:12,740 --> 05:39:14,000 Charlie Carnes. 5680 05:39:14,160 --> 05:39:15,040 Michelle Lackey. 5681 05:39:15,340 --> 05:39:16,260 Ray Manlove. 5682 05:39:20,320 --> 05:39:21,360 Apple Computer. 5683 05:39:21,860 --> 05:39:23,400 Budget Rents Furniture. 5684 05:39:27,480 --> 05:39:28,800 And there we have... 5685 05:39:28,800 --> 05:39:31,360 Amnesia Video Game. 5686 05:39:34,800 --> 05:39:36,140 Amnesia Video Game. 5687 05:39:36,240 --> 05:39:38,780 See, if I type that into Google or YouTube, 5688 05:39:38,960 --> 05:39:41,580 you probably get Amnesia Dark Descent. 5689 05:39:42,420 --> 05:39:45,020 But what I want to see is this thing in action, 5690 05:39:45,260 --> 05:39:47,020 because she was describing it. 5691 05:39:47,380 --> 05:39:51,800 But it says it's Thomas Something's Amnesia. 5692 05:39:52,520 --> 05:39:53,880 Thomas Something's Amnesia. 5693 05:39:53,880 --> 05:40:03,500 I don't think Heavy Rain is on the cards just yet, 5694 05:40:03,640 --> 05:40:07,840 because I'd really be wanting to maybe get another Shafé in. 5695 05:40:08,960 --> 05:40:13,540 Might be worth starting at some point later, or I don't know. 5696 05:40:13,760 --> 05:40:14,180 We'll see. 5697 05:40:15,360 --> 05:40:15,900 Net Cafe. 5698 05:40:16,360 --> 05:40:19,020 It would be great to have a Christmas-themed Net Cafe. 5699 05:40:19,020 --> 05:40:20,420 Right? 5700 05:40:20,540 --> 05:40:22,720 I want to see Amnesia. 5701 05:40:22,980 --> 05:40:24,940 Search Amnesia 1986. 5702 05:40:34,980 --> 05:40:36,760 So it's a text adventure. 5703 05:40:38,180 --> 05:40:39,980 You got Amnesia Nightclub. 5704 05:40:41,460 --> 05:40:43,320 This is the full game of 46. 5705 05:40:43,540 --> 05:40:44,440 So there's no... 5706 05:40:44,440 --> 05:40:45,100 It's just... 5707 05:40:45,100 --> 05:40:46,780 Also, it's text, so there's no pictures. 5708 05:40:47,340 --> 05:40:49,920 It's just you use your mind to imagine everything. 5709 05:40:49,980 --> 05:40:51,840 This is also a weird game. 5710 05:40:53,500 --> 05:40:57,300 We will see how frustrating it is. 5711 05:41:01,140 --> 05:41:03,540 It isn't coming through, Johnson Lobster. 5712 05:41:03,780 --> 05:41:04,420 It isn't coming... 5713 05:41:04,420 --> 05:41:07,040 Because there's no links coming up in the chat. 5714 05:41:07,260 --> 05:41:07,740 It's... 5715 05:41:07,740 --> 05:41:08,040 It's... 5716 05:41:08,040 --> 05:41:09,040 But this will do. 5717 05:41:09,140 --> 05:41:09,640 This will do. 5718 05:41:09,960 --> 05:41:11,780 I'm locked into a cool bedspread. 5719 05:41:12,020 --> 05:41:16,140 You wake up feeling wonderful, but also in some indefinable way strange. 5720 05:41:16,240 --> 05:41:20,660 Slowly as you lie there in the cool bedspread, it dawns on you that you have absolutely no idea where you are. 5721 05:41:20,760 --> 05:41:21,300 Hotel room. 5722 05:41:21,860 --> 05:41:23,440 But with the curtains drawn, you don't know it. 5723 05:41:23,840 --> 05:41:26,740 It dawns on you that you have absolutely no idea where you are. 5724 05:41:27,400 --> 05:41:29,020 It's mad the way they've... 5725 05:41:29,020 --> 05:41:31,400 An artist's interpretation of what it is. 5726 05:41:32,300 --> 05:41:37,100 But you really have to fucking do the rest of the legwork with your own imagination when... 5727 05:41:37,100 --> 05:41:39,100 Once you've paid the money for it and you get home. 5728 05:41:39,900 --> 05:41:41,080 That's just a primer. 5729 05:41:41,540 --> 05:41:42,560 Maybe to set the... 5730 05:41:42,560 --> 05:41:44,100 Set the scene in your own mind. 5731 05:41:52,100 --> 05:41:52,920 Great stuff. 5732 05:41:54,100 --> 05:41:54,640 What's this? 5733 05:41:54,840 --> 05:41:55,240 1986? 5734 05:41:55,500 --> 05:41:56,640 That's the one we've just seen. 5735 05:41:57,640 --> 05:41:59,040 There really aren't any... 5736 05:41:59,040 --> 05:42:00,440 That was one that we saw last year. 5737 05:42:00,540 --> 05:42:05,700 I remember if you've seen this, it was a keyboard for people who have carpal tunnel syndrome. 5738 05:42:06,400 --> 05:42:08,520 I thought it was for children, but it's not. 5739 05:42:08,680 --> 05:42:09,320 Okay, that's great. 5740 05:42:09,640 --> 05:42:14,100 Well, you're going to load up Professor Iris for us, and I want to show a couple other things while we're waiting for that. 5741 05:42:14,800 --> 05:42:15,840 It's a bit loud there. 5742 05:42:17,280 --> 05:42:18,080 Professor Iris. 5743 05:42:18,080 --> 05:42:23,360 I was just showing a keyboard before for grown-ups who have carpal tunnel problems and all the rest of that stuff at work. 5744 05:42:23,820 --> 05:42:25,180 This is a keyboard for kids. 5745 05:42:25,240 --> 05:42:28,500 If you're getting into kids' software and you've got a really little kid, tiny... 5746 05:42:28,500 --> 05:42:30,260 Getting into kids' software. 5747 05:42:30,500 --> 05:42:32,160 ...fingers can't deal with a regular keyboard. 5748 05:42:32,500 --> 05:42:33,380 This is just wonderful. 5749 05:42:33,880 --> 05:42:35,120 All right, so it is for kids. 5750 05:42:35,840 --> 05:42:40,020 There was another situation where he tries to write on the PDA, and he says, 5751 05:42:40,020 --> 05:42:43,080 Hello, computer, but it just says, Hello, amputee. 5752 05:42:44,380 --> 05:42:45,320 After he's done it. 5753 05:42:45,440 --> 05:42:46,600 Let's have a look there. 5754 05:42:53,000 --> 05:42:53,960 The badge. 5755 05:42:54,360 --> 05:42:56,980 I think it was Schindler as well that was fucking previewing it. 5756 05:43:04,180 --> 05:43:05,180 Let's see, Schindler... 5757 05:43:05,180 --> 05:43:06,180 Well, I'm going to start... 5758 05:43:06,180 --> 05:43:08,180 ...ten years have passed since... 5759 05:43:09,180 --> 05:43:10,180 Or eight years have passed. 5760 05:43:10,180 --> 05:43:11,180 ...with Expresso... 5761 05:43:11,180 --> 05:43:13,180 ...that comes from Berkeley Systems. 5762 05:43:13,180 --> 05:43:15,180 They're the same people who do the After Dark screensavers. 5763 05:43:15,180 --> 05:43:16,180 Now... 5764 05:43:16,180 --> 05:43:20,180 Oh, yes, this is After Dark, but with the Simpsons-themed one. 5765 05:43:20,180 --> 05:43:24,180 He was very excited, I remember, of Homer eating the screen. 5766 05:43:24,180 --> 05:43:27,180 I'm going to show you the Homer Eats screensaver. 5767 05:43:27,180 --> 05:43:35,180 Now, what that features is Homer Simpson coming in on the lower right here, and he actually eats the screen, whatever was on your screen the last time. 5768 05:43:35,180 --> 05:43:38,180 Marge has just dropped off a set of pork rinds on the screen. 5769 05:43:38,180 --> 05:43:39,180 When Homer gets to those, he'll eat them. 5770 05:43:39,180 --> 05:43:44,180 If she drops off tofu or vegetables or something, he'll spit that back out. 5771 05:43:44,180 --> 05:43:50,180 So that's the Simpsons screensaver from Berkeley Systems, the After Dark people. 5772 05:43:50,180 --> 05:43:53,180 And let's see, I think you have... 5773 05:43:53,180 --> 05:43:54,180 Speaking of television... 5774 05:43:54,180 --> 05:43:59,180 Well, if you like The Simpsons and you like Monty Python, that means I guess you might want to watch TV. 5775 05:43:59,180 --> 05:44:03,180 I've got something here in which you double click in Windows and... 5776 05:44:03,180 --> 05:44:04,180 You can watch TV. 5777 05:44:04,180 --> 05:44:06,180 This is a real window running inside Windows. 5778 05:44:06,180 --> 05:44:09,180 I can make it larger, do anything I want with it. 5779 05:44:09,180 --> 05:44:11,180 I can change channels right on the screen. 5780 05:44:11,180 --> 05:44:13,180 I have all my controls here. 5781 05:44:13,180 --> 05:44:17,180 Watch a movie, a football game, or whatever else we can find on here. 5782 05:44:17,180 --> 05:44:22,180 What's neat on here, actually, I can grab a still, if I like it, and save it. 5783 05:44:22,180 --> 05:44:23,180 Thank you very much. 5784 05:44:23,180 --> 05:44:25,180 And actually store it as a file on my hard drive. 5785 05:44:25,180 --> 05:44:26,180 Go back here. 5786 05:44:26,180 --> 05:44:27,180 Essentially a piece of pudding. 5787 05:44:27,180 --> 05:44:28,180 Thank you very much. 5788 05:44:28,180 --> 05:44:30,180 What's this situation here? 5789 05:44:30,180 --> 05:44:31,180 He puts like a tie on or something. 5790 05:44:31,180 --> 05:44:33,180 Or these little cards you could buy that would... 5791 05:44:33,180 --> 05:44:36,180 I'm hoping it's a musical tie that I've forgotten about. 5792 05:44:36,180 --> 05:44:39,180 ...late words that were really dictionaries, electronic dictionaries. 5793 05:44:39,180 --> 05:44:44,180 This is an actual complete translation system, like the software, only in a handheld device. 5794 05:44:44,180 --> 05:44:49,180 We don't have time to actually go through it all, but I can actually write a sentence in here, 5795 05:44:49,180 --> 05:44:54,180 any sentence I want, it will translate in this one from English to Spanish, or Spanish to English. 5796 05:44:54,180 --> 05:45:00,180 It even comes with a speaker and earphones and a computer voice, so I can put this in the ears of the waiter and say, 5797 05:45:00,180 --> 05:45:03,180 "Look, here's what I want for dinner," or whatever it happens to be. 5798 05:45:03,180 --> 05:45:09,180 Last but not least, now Tim, some people who have been watching this show for a while may remember a couple years ago... 5799 05:45:09,180 --> 05:45:10,180 That's right. 5800 05:45:10,180 --> 05:45:13,180 ...we showed off these computer suspenders, alright? 5801 05:45:13,180 --> 05:45:17,180 We had so many calls from people who wanted to buy these suspenders, and we didn't know where they came from. 5802 05:45:17,180 --> 05:45:19,180 I got them off a street vendor in Boston. 5803 05:45:19,180 --> 05:45:22,180 They're now sold at the Computer Museum gift shop in Boston. 5804 05:45:22,180 --> 05:45:25,180 So if you want these great computer suspenders, they're really cool. 5805 05:45:25,180 --> 05:45:32,180 They come with pictures of floppy disks and PCs on them at the Computer Museum gift shop in Boston. 5806 05:45:32,180 --> 05:45:34,180 I'm sure you can call them or write them. 5807 05:45:34,180 --> 05:45:37,180 Look at Schindler in the back. He's got a lot beefier. 5808 05:45:37,180 --> 05:45:41,180 Pure fucking Schindler beef. 5809 05:45:41,180 --> 05:45:44,180 Computer suspenders. Thanks so much for all the neat stuff you showed us. 5810 05:45:44,180 --> 05:45:45,180 Thank you. 5811 05:45:45,180 --> 05:45:46,180 Computer suspenders. 5812 05:45:46,180 --> 05:45:50,180 That's all the time we have for our annual Consumers Buying Guide show. 5813 05:45:50,180 --> 05:45:56,180 Hope we found something that you thought was cool, and if it all went by too quickly for you, drop us a note on our CompuServe forum. 5814 05:45:56,180 --> 05:46:00,180 We'll try to answer any questions you have on the stuff we talked about today. 5815 05:46:00,180 --> 05:46:02,180 The CompuServe command is Go Chronicles. 5816 05:46:02,180 --> 05:46:06,180 Thanks for joining us. See you here next time on the Computer Chronicles. 5817 05:46:06,180 --> 05:46:09,180 See you, Stu. Thanks very much. Fucking legend. 5818 05:46:09,180 --> 05:46:12,180 Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Hewlett Packard. 5819 05:46:12,180 --> 05:46:18,180 Developing technology that lets you manage your PC from anywhere on the network, anywhere in the world. 5820 05:46:18,180 --> 05:46:21,180 HP PCs. You're taking a close look at remote management. 5821 05:46:21,180 --> 05:46:23,180 And a whole new light. 5822 05:46:23,180 --> 05:46:35,180 Tobe, thank you very much there for the tip. 5823 05:46:35,180 --> 05:46:53,180 Online DOSBox archive of games. Great. I'll suss it for the next one. I'll suss it for the next one. But right now, for some reason, I just, I don't know why, but Bill Gates and Christmas as search terms. I just got a good feeling about that as a result. 5824 05:46:53,180 --> 05:47:00,180 And I'm looking for an oldie. 5825 05:47:00,180 --> 05:47:12,180 Nothing Christmas related there. It's just. 5826 05:47:12,180 --> 05:47:19,180 The Windows 95 launch with Jay Leno. I'm not sure we've seen that. 5827 05:47:19,180 --> 05:47:21,180 Was that on before? Did we put that one on before or what? 5828 05:47:21,180 --> 05:47:34,180 First thing though, is just to make sure we've seen all these. We did see this one, did we? I'm not sure. Did we? 5829 05:47:35,180 --> 05:47:40,180 Just want to make sure we've watched all the fucking Christmas videos of the Chronicles. 5830 05:47:40,180 --> 05:47:44,180 See, there's a good few here. I can't remember watching this many of them. 5831 05:47:44,180 --> 05:47:46,180 Then again, they go by so quickly, you know. 5832 05:47:48,180 --> 05:47:51,180 1991, I think we've seen that. 5833 05:47:53,180 --> 05:47:55,180 2000, I think we've seen that. 5834 05:48:00,180 --> 05:48:01,180 1990. 5835 05:48:01,180 --> 05:48:05,180 Where they're all sat around in a desk. Yeah, we've seen that. I remember that opening. 5836 05:48:05,180 --> 05:48:06,180 Thanks a lot. 5837 05:48:06,180 --> 05:48:08,180 The first thing you do is buy the Christmas tree. 5838 05:48:09,180 --> 05:48:10,180 But that's the easy part. 5839 05:48:10,180 --> 05:48:13,180 Even at a place like this where you have to saw it down yourself. 5840 05:48:13,180 --> 05:48:15,180 The next step is buying the Christmas presents. 5841 05:48:15,180 --> 05:48:20,180 And sometimes that's not so easy, especially if you're trying to find a gift for a computer nut. 5842 05:48:20,180 --> 05:48:21,180 Well, today. 5843 05:48:21,180 --> 05:48:22,180 Computer nut. 5844 05:48:23,180 --> 05:48:24,180 Gimp Ewan, thank you very much there. 5845 05:48:24,180 --> 05:48:26,180 We'll take a look at some great Christmas gift ideas. 5846 05:48:26,180 --> 05:48:27,180 Very, very kind of you. 5847 05:48:27,180 --> 05:48:33,180 For the computer user on your shopping list on this special holiday edition of the Computer Chronicles. 5848 05:48:37,180 --> 05:48:38,180 Play with the encyclopedia. 5849 05:48:38,180 --> 05:48:43,180 I want to ask you, is a seven year old child too young to buy a computer for at Christmas time? 5850 05:48:43,180 --> 05:48:44,180 Absolutely not. 5851 05:48:45,180 --> 05:48:49,180 That's a lovely classic Schindler look. It's a collector's item. 5852 05:48:50,180 --> 05:48:52,180 But we have seen this. 5853 05:48:52,180 --> 05:48:53,180 Because I remember these guys. 5854 05:48:53,180 --> 05:48:57,180 It's only $299. It's really helpful if you're on the run a lot. 5855 05:48:57,180 --> 05:48:59,180 A couple of software things I want to mention. 5856 05:48:59,180 --> 05:49:00,180 Play it by ear. If you're trying to sync. 5857 05:49:03,180 --> 05:49:05,180 Now there really are some episodes missing. 5858 05:49:05,180 --> 05:49:08,180 Because if you look at this consumer buying guide. 5859 05:49:08,180 --> 05:49:10,180 91, 90... 5860 05:49:10,180 --> 05:49:12,180 See, we've no 1992. 5861 05:49:16,180 --> 05:49:18,180 Or 95. 5862 05:49:20,180 --> 05:49:21,180 Yeah, we've 95. 5863 05:49:21,180 --> 05:49:23,180 There's no 96 or 97. 5864 05:49:25,180 --> 05:49:26,180 Chronicles. 5865 05:49:26,180 --> 05:49:26,180 1997. 5866 05:49:26,180 --> 05:49:27,180 Episode. 5867 05:49:27,180 --> 05:49:28,180 Cyber dating. 5868 05:49:28,180 --> 05:49:29,180 Best of Comdex. 5869 05:49:29,180 --> 05:49:30,180 Internet TV. 5870 05:49:30,180 --> 05:49:33,800 1997 episodes 5871 05:49:33,800 --> 05:49:42,240 Cyber dating 5872 05:49:42,240 --> 05:49:43,920 Best of Comdex 5873 05:49:43,920 --> 05:49:45,460 Internet TV 5874 05:49:45,460 --> 05:49:49,440 Computer art 5875 05:49:49,440 --> 05:49:50,520 E-commerce 5876 05:49:50,520 --> 05:49:51,880 Battle of the browsers 5877 05:49:51,880 --> 05:49:52,800 Email tips 5878 05:49:52,800 --> 05:49:54,700 Seen all of this stuff 5879 05:49:54,700 --> 05:50:08,300 I think they stopped doing 5880 05:50:08,300 --> 05:50:08,860 These 5881 05:50:08,860 --> 05:50:11,760 Christmas episodes maybe 5882 05:50:11,760 --> 05:50:31,180 The archive site has all the episodes 5883 05:50:31,180 --> 05:50:31,560 Okay 5884 05:50:31,560 --> 05:50:34,980 Internet telephony 5885 05:50:34,980 --> 05:50:51,000 DVD 5886 05:50:51,000 --> 05:50:52,360 There's some good stuff here 5887 05:50:52,360 --> 05:50:53,120 I don't think we've seen 5888 05:50:53,120 --> 05:50:54,600 Consumer buying guide 99 5889 05:50:54,600 --> 05:50:56,960 Please be something we've not seen 5890 05:50:56,960 --> 05:50:59,880 Although 5891 05:50:59,880 --> 05:51:01,560 I've got a bad feeling 5892 05:51:01,560 --> 05:51:02,360 It's being watched 5893 05:51:02,360 --> 05:51:08,680 It's got the banger of a fucking intro theme to it as well 5894 05:51:08,680 --> 05:51:09,660 Thanks very much there 5895 05:51:09,660 --> 05:51:10,240 Bap 5896 05:51:10,240 --> 05:51:11,740 In the house 5897 05:51:11,740 --> 05:51:16,220 Crank up the volume 5898 05:51:16,220 --> 05:51:21,520 Is it gonna be loud enough? 5899 05:51:21,580 --> 05:51:22,120 That's the thing 5900 05:51:28,480 --> 05:51:29,980 I'm gonna have to crank that up a bit 5901 05:51:29,980 --> 05:51:36,980 Tom 5902 05:51:36,980 --> 05:51:42,940 Thank you for the clobbering 5903 05:51:42,940 --> 05:51:45,620 Very very kind of you Tom 5904 05:51:45,620 --> 05:51:46,860 I hope you're getting on well 5905 05:51:46,860 --> 05:51:48,200 That's very very kind of you 5906 05:51:48,200 --> 05:51:49,020 Thank you 5907 05:51:49,020 --> 05:51:51,560 We'll put those 5908 05:51:51,560 --> 05:51:53,120 The decibels up by 5909 05:51:53,120 --> 05:51:54,620 Two decibels 5910 05:51:54,620 --> 05:51:57,340 It should give us 5911 05:51:57,340 --> 05:51:59,000 A nice sound 5912 05:51:59,000 --> 05:52:01,960 Be heartbreaking now 5913 05:52:01,960 --> 05:52:02,960 If I've seen this one before 5914 05:52:02,960 --> 05:52:09,720 Buying guide show 5915 05:52:09,720 --> 05:52:10,960 Whoa 5916 05:52:10,960 --> 05:52:13,500 I haven't seen this 5917 05:52:13,500 --> 05:52:14,000 Look at Schindler 5918 05:52:14,000 --> 05:52:26,740 Fucking hell 5919 05:52:26,740 --> 05:52:28,700 Such rigmarole 5920 05:52:28,700 --> 05:52:29,020 Such rigmarole 5921 05:52:29,020 --> 05:52:31,060 For watching a DVD drive 5922 05:52:31,060 --> 05:52:32,000 He's got some 5923 05:52:32,000 --> 05:52:33,700 Sort of exterior plastic 5924 05:52:33,700 --> 05:52:34,600 Components 5925 05:52:34,600 --> 05:52:35,440 That you have to fucking 5926 05:52:35,440 --> 05:52:36,580 Piss about with 5927 05:52:36,580 --> 05:52:39,020 Television set 5928 05:52:39,020 --> 05:52:41,080 Chris Gorman of Creative Strategy 5929 05:52:41,080 --> 05:52:44,360 I've seen her before though 5930 05:52:44,360 --> 05:52:44,840 Do you know 5931 05:52:44,840 --> 05:52:45,560 So I'm kind of thinking 5932 05:52:45,560 --> 05:52:46,480 Maybe we have seen this 5933 05:52:46,480 --> 05:52:48,020 But that's a rare Schindler 5934 05:52:48,020 --> 05:52:49,180 It's a collectible item 5935 05:52:49,180 --> 05:52:51,840 Schindler looks like a 5936 05:52:51,840 --> 05:52:52,880 Darts champion 5937 05:52:52,880 --> 05:52:53,940 Uh 5938 05:52:53,940 --> 05:52:54,660 Fistix 5939 05:52:54,660 --> 05:52:55,700 Rare Schindler says 5940 05:52:55,700 --> 05:52:56,240 Antonio 5941 05:52:56,240 --> 05:52:57,780 And frosted 5942 05:52:57,780 --> 05:52:59,540 Are those frosted tips? 5943 05:53:00,880 --> 05:53:01,960 It could be 5944 05:53:01,960 --> 05:53:03,760 It looks like he's gone 5945 05:53:03,760 --> 05:53:04,740 And got them done 5946 05:53:04,740 --> 05:53:08,240 And I wonder if Badge 5947 05:53:08,240 --> 05:53:09,360 Still has the 5948 05:53:09,360 --> 05:53:11,000 Razorblade necklace 5949 05:53:11,000 --> 05:53:11,620 That he has 5950 05:53:11,620 --> 05:53:12,940 That he used to have 5951 05:53:12,940 --> 05:53:13,180 Sorry 5952 05:53:13,180 --> 05:53:15,820 Just put that there 5953 05:53:15,820 --> 05:53:16,680 And see 5954 05:53:16,680 --> 05:53:17,680 Is it loud enough? 5955 05:53:17,820 --> 05:53:18,580 Can you tell me 5956 05:53:18,580 --> 05:53:19,260 Is this loud enough? 5957 05:53:19,260 --> 05:53:19,560 This is his picks 5958 05:53:19,560 --> 05:53:20,800 For the coolest new gadgets 5959 05:53:20,800 --> 05:53:21,360 Of the year 5960 05:53:21,360 --> 05:53:22,540 Including a device 5961 05:53:22,540 --> 05:53:23,260 That lets you watch 5962 05:53:23,260 --> 05:53:25,280 Your PC's DVD drive 5963 05:53:25,280 --> 05:53:26,820 On a remote television set 5964 05:53:26,820 --> 05:53:29,040 Chris Gorman of Creative Strategies 5965 05:53:29,040 --> 05:53:30,060 Shows us the amazing 5966 05:53:30,060 --> 05:53:32,220 Stowaway collapsible keyboard 5967 05:53:32,220 --> 05:53:33,100 For the Palm Pilot 5968 05:53:33,100 --> 05:53:35,560 Chris Charla of Next Generation Magazine 5969 05:53:35,560 --> 05:53:37,640 Has found the coolest new computer game 5970 05:53:37,640 --> 05:53:39,440 Red Beard's Pirate Quest 5971 05:53:39,440 --> 05:53:41,800 And Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies 5972 05:53:41,800 --> 05:53:43,100 Shows us a brand new 5973 05:53:43,100 --> 05:53:44,440 Polaroid digital camera 5974 05:53:44,440 --> 05:53:46,020 For under $150 5975 05:53:46,020 --> 05:53:48,800 Plus a tour of the best online stores 5976 05:53:48,800 --> 05:53:51,240 For buying electronics and computer stuff 5977 05:53:51,240 --> 05:53:52,340 It's the annual 5978 05:53:52,340 --> 05:53:54,040 Consumers Buying Guide show 5979 05:53:54,040 --> 05:53:55,120 Coming up next 5980 05:53:55,120 --> 05:53:56,760 On the Computer Chronicles 5981 05:53:56,760 --> 05:54:00,140 The Computer Chronicles 5982 05:54:00,140 --> 05:54:01,000 Is brought to you by 5983 05:54:01,000 --> 05:54:01,420 Bigstar.com 5984 05:54:01,420 --> 05:54:03,500 In association with Bigstar.com 5985 05:54:03,500 --> 05:54:05,060 With thousands of videos and DVDs 5986 05:54:05,060 --> 05:54:05,920 For the whole family 5987 05:54:05,920 --> 05:54:07,200 For the whole family 5988 05:54:07,200 --> 05:54:13,480 Additional support by TechWeb 5989 05:54:13,480 --> 05:54:15,580 For up to the minute technology news 5990 05:54:15,580 --> 05:54:18,500 And by TVA 5991 05:54:18,500 --> 05:54:20,060 Television Associates 5992 05:54:20,060 --> 05:54:22,440 Bridging the worlds of computers and video 5993 05:54:22,440 --> 05:54:23,980 With DVD authoring 5994 05:54:23,980 --> 05:54:25,700 And M-Tag and coding services 5995 05:54:25,700 --> 05:54:27,480 So I just need to go for a quick 5996 05:54:27,480 --> 05:54:28,920 Jimmy Ridley 5997 05:54:28,920 --> 05:54:30,480 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles 5998 05:54:30,480 --> 05:54:31,700 I'm Stuart Shaffey 5999 05:54:31,700 --> 05:54:33,520 I'll just leave you with him 6000 05:54:33,520 --> 05:54:34,460 And then we'll come back 6001 05:54:34,460 --> 05:54:35,380 And we will watch 6002 05:54:35,380 --> 05:54:35,680 Probably 6003 05:54:35,680 --> 05:54:36,220 No I won't 6004 05:54:36,220 --> 05:54:37,080 I won't put you through that 6005 05:54:37,080 --> 05:54:38,420 Maybe I'll moon dust him 6006 05:54:38,420 --> 05:54:39,140 And then 6007 05:54:39,140 --> 05:54:40,320 Come back 6008 05:54:40,320 --> 05:54:42,820 Just a quick moan dust. 6009 05:54:42,820 --> 05:54:48,060 Moan dust. 6010 05:54:48,060 --> 05:55:18,040 Moan dust is still a problem. 6011 05:55:18,040 --> 05:55:19,480 Moan dust. 6012 05:55:19,480 --> 05:55:22,320 Moan dust. 6013 05:55:22,320 --> 05:55:25,900 Moan dust is still a problem. 6014 05:55:27,600 --> 05:55:28,060 Moan dust. 6015 05:55:30,140 --> 05:55:30,920 Moan dust. 6016 05:55:33,000 --> 05:55:33,780 Moan dust. 6017 05:55:35,860 --> 05:55:36,620 Moan dust. 6018 05:55:43,840 --> 05:55:44,480 Moan dust. 6019 05:55:44,620 --> 05:55:45,600 Turn moan dust off. 6020 05:55:45,600 --> 05:55:46,600 Moan dust. 6021 05:55:48,100 --> 05:55:49,360 Okay, computer... 6022 05:55:49,360 --> 05:55:51,220 Computer buying guide. 6023 05:55:51,320 --> 05:55:51,700 Let's go. 6024 05:55:52,340 --> 05:55:53,080 Let's do this. 6025 05:55:53,220 --> 05:55:54,520 Emmanuel Clit. 6026 05:55:54,600 --> 05:55:56,440 Thank you very much for the tip there. 6027 05:55:56,520 --> 05:55:57,260 Very, very kind of you. 6028 05:55:57,320 --> 05:55:58,500 It looks like there's some feedback. 6029 05:55:59,560 --> 05:56:01,160 As we paused here, I'm... 6030 05:56:01,160 --> 05:56:01,720 I can... 6031 05:56:01,720 --> 05:56:03,320 I'm looking at the levels and there's some feedback. 6032 05:56:03,580 --> 05:56:05,640 Hopefully that's not coming through on your speakers. 6033 05:56:05,840 --> 05:56:07,540 And you can hear some sort of... 6034 05:56:07,540 --> 05:56:09,780 If not, we can proceed. 6035 05:56:09,780 --> 05:56:25,780 I think that's... 6036 05:56:25,780 --> 05:56:26,840 I can't hear it there. 6037 05:56:26,920 --> 05:56:28,620 I dodged the audio slightly, okay? 6038 05:56:31,540 --> 05:56:32,440 What the fuck? 6039 05:56:32,500 --> 05:56:33,160 It's because I've... 6040 05:56:33,160 --> 05:56:35,320 Everything turned up to the maximum. 6041 05:56:37,460 --> 05:56:38,300 There's feedback. 6042 05:56:39,560 --> 05:56:40,940 I don't want it to be... 6043 05:56:40,940 --> 05:56:45,300 If I just play the show, you let me know if it sounds okay. 6044 05:56:45,640 --> 05:56:51,340 This time for the annual Chaos Show, our yearly edition of the Consumer's Buying Guide Special. 6045 05:56:51,700 --> 05:57:01,060 We have assembled here four high-tech journalists and analysts who have been scouring the stores, the catalogs, and the web to come up with the absolute coolest and newest high-tech gadgets. 6046 05:57:01,520 --> 05:57:04,940 And joining me for the first part of the show are three people who have become... 6047 05:57:04,940 --> 05:57:11,080 I think what has happened there is I've turned it up to ridiculous decibel level. 6048 05:57:13,220 --> 05:57:13,780 No. 6049 05:57:20,060 --> 05:57:22,120 I put it back to its original level. 6050 05:57:25,100 --> 05:57:25,900 Close that. 6051 05:57:26,060 --> 05:57:29,440 Put it back to its original level, which is there. 6052 05:57:29,440 --> 05:57:37,300 Unless... 6053 05:57:37,300 --> 05:57:41,720 And that's better, but unfortunately for us, you can't really hear it when you play the show. 6054 05:57:41,800 --> 05:57:42,620 So if we play the show... 6055 05:57:42,620 --> 05:57:44,240 Regulars on this annual special program. 6056 05:57:44,600 --> 05:57:46,680 First of all, from CMP Media and... 6057 05:57:46,680 --> 05:57:48,620 Is that okay? 6058 05:57:49,260 --> 05:57:53,480 Is that a reasonable level for the fucking Stuart Shaffey show? 6059 05:57:53,620 --> 05:57:56,400 I know the noise is gone. 6060 05:57:56,460 --> 05:57:57,100 It's very low. 6061 05:57:58,560 --> 05:58:01,060 I don't want it to be just reasonable. 6062 05:58:01,260 --> 05:58:03,060 I want it to be fucking prime time. 6063 05:58:03,800 --> 05:58:06,600 Look at fucking John Virgo. 6064 05:58:06,780 --> 05:58:08,600 It's a crazy transformation. 6065 05:58:26,420 --> 05:58:27,500 Output volume. 6066 05:58:27,500 --> 05:58:30,260 Oh, fuck. 6067 05:58:30,320 --> 05:58:31,380 I don't know what I'm doing here. 6068 05:58:31,420 --> 05:58:33,420 I don't think there's going to be any way around this. 6069 05:58:33,540 --> 05:58:36,520 I was trying to boost the volume from the source. 6070 05:58:41,480 --> 05:58:43,020 It's just really quiet, you know? 6071 05:58:55,320 --> 05:58:57,720 Let's get this go. I'm just gonna play the intro again. 6072 05:58:57,720 --> 05:59:25,720 *Ding* 6073 05:59:25,720 --> 05:59:27,660 that's not great 6074 05:59:27,660 --> 05:59:31,460 okay I know people are saying it's fine 6075 05:59:31,460 --> 05:59:33,700 but I just want it to be fucking more than 6076 05:59:33,700 --> 05:59:34,280 fine 6077 05:59:34,280 --> 05:59:43,460 one's two 6078 05:59:43,460 --> 05:59:49,480 that one is 6079 05:59:49,480 --> 05:59:51,720 there too many 6080 05:59:51,720 --> 05:59:53,900 different inputs 6081 05:59:53,900 --> 05:59:55,380 and outputs going on 6082 05:59:55,380 --> 06:00:07,600 configure audio 6083 06:00:07,600 --> 06:00:10,860 use custom audio device 6084 06:00:10,860 --> 06:00:12,300 no 6085 06:00:12,300 --> 06:00:24,820 I don't know guys 6086 06:00:24,820 --> 06:00:51,040 copy the link into VLC player can you do that? 6087 06:00:51,040 --> 06:00:56,260 can you play YouTube video through VLC player? 6088 06:00:56,260 --> 06:01:03,260 how do you do that? 6089 06:01:03,260 --> 06:01:04,080 how do you do that? 6090 06:01:06,900 --> 06:01:08,200 I know that you can 6091 06:01:08,200 --> 06:01:10,380 snag an old 6092 06:01:10,380 --> 06:01:11,620 fucking stream 6093 06:01:11,620 --> 06:01:12,820 a video stream link 6094 06:01:12,820 --> 06:01:15,060 but I didn't know you could play a YouTube video through VLC 6095 06:01:15,060 --> 06:01:15,480 then 6096 06:01:15,480 --> 06:01:19,460 allowing you. Open network URL and VLC. 6097 06:01:30,980 --> 06:01:32,260 Let's have a look here. 6098 06:01:34,020 --> 06:01:35,300 Oh fuck, what have we done? 6099 06:01:37,140 --> 06:01:40,120 Oh no. The computer has exploded. 6100 06:01:41,160 --> 06:01:45,040 It hasn't really. It's just a bit of light-hearted information that I'm 6101 06:01:45,040 --> 06:01:47,160 putting out there. 6102 06:01:55,160 --> 06:01:57,220 Paste YouTube video. 6103 06:01:57,220 --> 06:01:59,060 They'll paste that copy. 6104 06:02:09,080 --> 06:02:11,940 File. Oh, network. 6105 06:02:11,940 --> 06:02:15,580 Open media. 6106 06:02:34,060 --> 06:02:39,300 Your input can't be opened. VLC is unable to open the MRL. 6107 06:02:44,900 --> 06:02:48,680 What if I downloaded the fucking video and played it? 6108 06:02:56,180 --> 06:02:57,840 I think I'm going to download it. 6109 06:03:05,720 --> 06:03:07,680 Your input will smother you. 6110 06:03:09,300 --> 06:03:17,620 Download. Save to desktop. Save to desktop. 6111 06:03:21,540 --> 06:03:23,380 And that's downloaded. 6112 06:03:23,900 --> 06:03:26,800 Then open that in VLC. 6113 06:03:29,800 --> 06:03:31,660 Give me a break. Give me a break. 6114 06:03:33,660 --> 06:03:40,180 VLC would like to access files. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 6115 06:03:44,960 --> 06:03:45,320 Okay. 6116 06:03:47,020 --> 06:03:47,780 Okay, it could be some... 6117 06:03:49,380 --> 06:03:51,620 I think it's good. I think it's good. 6118 06:03:51,940 --> 06:03:53,280 Let's hope for the best here. 6119 06:03:53,960 --> 06:03:55,880 Oh yeah, I need to get the fucking screen back on now. 6120 06:03:55,880 --> 06:04:05,640 Confusion. 6121 06:04:05,640 --> 06:04:05,680 Confusion. 6122 06:04:06,800 --> 06:04:07,320 Buttons. 6123 06:04:08,600 --> 06:04:09,400 Streams live. 6124 06:04:09,920 --> 06:04:10,620 People waiting. 6125 06:04:13,920 --> 06:04:14,320 Yeah. 6126 06:04:19,100 --> 06:04:20,880 There's a bit of hiss, but I can live with it. 6127 06:04:21,840 --> 06:04:22,820 That's loud as fuck. 6128 06:04:23,120 --> 06:04:23,940 That's loud as fuck. 6129 06:04:24,940 --> 06:04:25,380 Nice. 6130 06:04:28,080 --> 06:04:28,720 We're in. 6131 06:04:28,840 --> 06:04:29,980 Christmas Buyer's Guide. 6132 06:04:30,120 --> 06:04:30,640 1990. 6133 06:04:31,020 --> 06:04:31,800 Whatever the fuck. 6134 06:04:41,020 --> 06:04:41,420 Zimbabwe. 6135 06:04:41,420 --> 06:04:41,500 Zimbabwe. 6136 06:04:41,500 --> 06:04:55,040 This week on the Computer Chronicles, our annual Consumer's Buying Guide show. 6137 06:04:55,460 --> 06:05:01,200 Paul Schindler of winmag.com and byte.com gives us his picks for the coolest new gadgets of the year, 6138 06:05:01,480 --> 06:05:06,660 including a device that lets you watch your PC's DVD drive on a remote television set. 6139 06:05:07,200 --> 06:05:08,240 DVD drive. 6140 06:05:08,240 --> 06:05:14,280 Collapsible keyboard. 6141 06:05:14,440 --> 06:05:14,960 Check that out. 6142 06:05:15,020 --> 06:05:16,060 It's very elegant. 6143 06:05:16,820 --> 06:05:17,540 And look at that. 6144 06:05:17,640 --> 06:05:18,220 Great nails. 6145 06:05:22,420 --> 06:05:26,260 That looks absolutely shocking. 6146 06:05:26,660 --> 06:05:31,840 That looks worse than the fucking Trebuchet and Merry-Go-Round from 1986. 6147 06:05:31,840 --> 06:05:38,260 And Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies shows us a brand new Polaroid digital camera for under $150. 6148 06:05:38,260 --> 06:05:43,500 Plus a tour of the best online stores for buying electronics and computer stuff. 6149 06:05:43,660 --> 06:05:46,280 It's the annual Consumer's Buying Guide show. 6150 06:05:46,580 --> 06:05:49,220 Coming up next on the Computer Chronicles. 6151 06:05:49,760 --> 06:05:51,980 Computer Chronicles is made possible. 6152 06:05:52,040 --> 06:05:54,860 The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by bigstar.com. 6153 06:05:55,120 --> 06:05:58,200 With thousands of videos and DVDs for the whole family. 6154 06:06:03,820 --> 06:06:07,840 Additional support by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news. 6155 06:06:09,200 --> 06:06:18,060 And by TVA, Television Associates, bridging the worlds of computers and video with DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 6156 06:06:20,580 --> 06:06:22,760 Hi and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. 6157 06:06:22,940 --> 06:06:23,920 I'm Stuart Shafey. 6158 06:06:24,080 --> 06:06:26,580 It is time for the annual Chaos Show. 6159 06:06:26,760 --> 06:06:29,780 Our yearly edition of the Consumer's Buying Guide special. 6160 06:06:30,140 --> 06:06:39,440 We have assembled here four high-tech journalists and analysts who have been scouring the stores, the catalogs, and the web to come up with the absolute coolest and newest high-tech gadgets. 6161 06:06:39,920 --> 06:06:45,080 And joining me for the first part of the show are three people who have become regulars on this annual special program. 6162 06:06:45,420 --> 06:06:48,380 First of all, from CMP Media and WinMag.com. 6163 06:06:48,720 --> 06:06:53,360 So he'd moved to WinMag.com and Byte Magazine. 6164 06:06:54,400 --> 06:06:56,800 And just fucking, he was living the life, it seems. 6165 06:06:56,800 --> 06:06:58,160 Editor Paul Schindler. 6166 06:06:58,620 --> 06:07:01,140 Also Tim Bahar and President of Creative Strategies. 6167 06:07:01,440 --> 06:07:02,920 And also here is Chris Gorman. 6168 06:07:03,220 --> 06:07:07,180 Chris is Principal Analyst for Consumer Products, also at Creative Strategies. 6169 06:07:07,240 --> 06:07:08,580 And Paul, why don't we start with you? 6170 06:07:08,640 --> 06:07:10,080 You've brought a couple of goodies, which is... 6171 06:07:10,080 --> 06:07:10,480 I have. 6172 06:07:10,540 --> 06:07:12,760 I started off with the Compaq Aero. 6173 06:07:12,880 --> 06:07:20,540 You know, there's a lot of personal devices, electronic devices, including the Palm Pilot. 6174 06:07:21,220 --> 06:07:22,800 Is this the Eat Up Martha? 6175 06:07:23,360 --> 06:07:25,080 This one runs on Windows CE. 6176 06:07:25,220 --> 06:07:25,880 A lot of them do... 6177 06:07:25,880 --> 06:07:28,660 Everybody has a Palm Pilot, basically, and yet you like the Compaq Aero. 6178 06:07:28,660 --> 06:07:29,540 I like the Compaq Aero. 6179 06:07:29,620 --> 06:07:31,560 Good price-benefit ratio at $250. 6180 06:07:32,020 --> 06:07:32,180 Okay. 6181 06:07:32,800 --> 06:07:39,140 And I believe that the future of software in the handheld world is, like everything else, headed for Microsoft. 6182 06:07:39,340 --> 06:07:41,360 So I think Windows CE, which is the operating system... 6183 06:07:41,360 --> 06:07:42,320 So you like WinCE. 6184 06:07:42,620 --> 06:07:43,300 I like WinCE. 6185 06:07:43,500 --> 06:07:44,500 Everybody else... 6186 06:07:44,500 --> 06:07:46,620 Everybody else thinks... 6187 06:07:46,620 --> 06:07:48,300 I won't ask these guys to vote right now. 6188 06:07:48,320 --> 06:07:49,680 No, no, because that's a vote idea. 6189 06:07:49,700 --> 06:07:50,580 But you like the Compaq Aero. 6190 06:07:50,580 --> 06:07:51,480 I like the Compaq Aero. 6191 06:07:51,600 --> 06:07:52,000 $250. 6192 06:07:52,120 --> 06:07:55,060 By the way, this is the thinnest one they've ever done in this category. 6193 06:07:55,180 --> 06:07:55,960 So it's pretty nice, actually. 6194 06:07:55,960 --> 06:07:57,240 Yeah, it is a nice design. 6195 06:07:57,700 --> 06:07:59,220 Not the color one, although there is a color one. 6196 06:07:59,220 --> 06:07:59,600 There is a color one. 6197 06:07:59,640 --> 06:08:00,740 Okay, but that's $250 for that one. 6198 06:08:00,740 --> 06:08:01,260 That's $250 for that one. 6199 06:08:01,260 --> 06:08:02,080 Okay, let's move along. 6200 06:08:02,140 --> 06:08:03,960 You have a big, fat printer over here. 6201 06:08:03,960 --> 06:08:04,280 I have a big, fat... 6202 06:08:04,280 --> 06:08:10,520 He does this a few times, Stu, when he has a portly or rotund guest. 6203 06:08:10,980 --> 06:08:12,820 He says, he goes, a big, fat... 6204 06:08:12,820 --> 06:08:14,280 Remember, there was a fellow who was... 6205 06:08:14,280 --> 06:08:16,400 He had a manual, a training manual for a thing. 6206 06:08:16,480 --> 06:08:17,500 He was obese. 6207 06:08:18,340 --> 06:08:22,880 And Stu goes, okay, so you brought this big, fat book. 6208 06:08:23,460 --> 06:08:27,940 And then he's kind of just saying, big, fat printer there. 6209 06:08:27,940 --> 06:08:29,940 And he knows that maybe Paul is fucking... 6210 06:08:30,800 --> 06:08:33,140 You know, he's changed a bit. 6211 06:08:36,680 --> 06:08:36,960 $50. 6212 06:08:36,960 --> 06:08:39,940 By the way, this is the thinnest one they've ever done in this category. 6213 06:08:40,260 --> 06:08:41,400 The thinnest one they fucked. 6214 06:08:41,400 --> 06:08:42,240 It was pretty nice, actually. 6215 06:08:42,240 --> 06:08:43,520 Yeah, it is a nice design. 6216 06:08:43,800 --> 06:08:45,460 Not the color one, although there is a color one. 6217 06:08:45,460 --> 06:08:45,860 There is a color one. 6218 06:08:45,920 --> 06:08:47,000 Okay, but that's $250 for that one. 6219 06:08:47,000 --> 06:08:47,540 That's $250 for that one. 6220 06:08:47,540 --> 06:08:48,360 Okay, let's move along. 6221 06:08:48,420 --> 06:08:50,200 You have a big, fat printer over here. 6222 06:08:51,100 --> 06:08:51,860 Big, fat, hairy printer. 6223 06:08:52,020 --> 06:08:52,480 This is the... 6224 06:08:52,480 --> 06:08:54,440 Big, fat, hairy printer. 6225 06:08:54,740 --> 06:08:56,660 He says, a big, fat, hairy printer. 6226 06:08:57,820 --> 06:08:58,560 I'm not messing. 6227 06:08:58,720 --> 06:09:00,620 You need to just listen closely here, guys. 6228 06:09:00,660 --> 06:09:02,160 I can't be doing the hard work for ye. 6229 06:09:04,560 --> 06:09:05,400 That's $250 for that one. 6230 06:09:05,420 --> 06:09:06,220 Okay, let's move along. 6231 06:09:06,280 --> 06:09:07,560 You have a big, fat printer. 6232 06:09:08,060 --> 06:09:10,500 Listen to Paul Chandler now, big, fat, hairy printer. 6233 06:09:10,600 --> 06:09:13,060 He wants to say hairy, but he stops himself from saying it. 6234 06:09:13,200 --> 06:09:14,200 A big, fat, hairy printer here. 6235 06:09:14,280 --> 06:09:16,800 This is the Lexmark Z51, also about $250. 6236 06:09:17,120 --> 06:09:17,880 What kind of printer is this? 6237 06:09:17,920 --> 06:09:18,780 This is a... 6238 06:09:18,780 --> 06:09:20,580 A big, fat, hairy printer. 6239 06:09:20,800 --> 06:09:22,640 Inkjet color printer. 6240 06:09:23,200 --> 06:09:27,320 And, you know, if you haven't been in the printer market in a long time, as I hadn't been 6241 06:09:27,320 --> 06:09:29,880 when I started scouting these, you'll find two things. 6242 06:09:30,100 --> 06:09:32,020 Number one, they're way lighter than they used to be. 6243 06:09:32,020 --> 06:09:32,140 Right. 6244 06:09:32,320 --> 06:09:34,400 And number two, they're less expensive. 6245 06:09:34,520 --> 06:09:34,800 I mean, $250. 6246 06:09:34,800 --> 06:09:36,120 There are dozens of these things out there. 6247 06:09:36,200 --> 06:09:37,180 Why do you like this particular one? 6248 06:09:37,180 --> 06:09:40,480 I like this one for the reproduction quality, for the ease of setup. 6249 06:09:40,500 --> 06:09:41,380 So it is good quality. 6250 06:09:41,540 --> 06:09:44,840 And because I polled my colleagues at winmag.com. 6251 06:09:44,860 --> 06:09:45,000 Yeah. 6252 06:09:45,000 --> 06:09:46,960 And this one came up as... 6253 06:09:46,960 --> 06:09:47,160 Really? 6254 06:09:47,580 --> 06:09:49,600 He polled them, but he didn't pull them. 6255 06:09:49,980 --> 06:09:51,260 I thought he said pulled initially. 6256 06:09:51,620 --> 06:09:54,340 I've noticed that as the years have gone on, the consumer... 6257 06:09:54,340 --> 06:09:56,560 It becomes the consumer buyer's guide. 6258 06:09:57,620 --> 06:09:58,600 But the... 6259 06:09:58,600 --> 06:10:03,420 In the beginning, it was all Christmas this, Christmas that, Christmas hats, the light, the 6260 06:10:03,420 --> 06:10:03,780 tinsel. 6261 06:10:03,920 --> 06:10:05,980 And then it just kind of goes into... 6262 06:10:05,980 --> 06:10:09,220 There's no significant signifiers of Christmas. 6263 06:10:09,220 --> 06:10:11,020 It's just the holiday or the... 6264 06:10:11,020 --> 06:10:12,200 It's not even the holidays anymore. 6265 06:10:12,260 --> 06:10:13,540 It's just consumer buyer's guide. 6266 06:10:13,680 --> 06:10:16,780 You know, the printer that computer people use. 6267 06:10:16,800 --> 06:10:18,460 Is this home or like even office? 6268 06:10:18,560 --> 06:10:19,140 Mostly home. 6269 06:10:19,320 --> 06:10:19,460 Okay. 6270 06:10:19,460 --> 06:10:20,040 At this price, home. 6271 06:10:20,120 --> 06:10:22,780 The volume of an office would be too tough on this. 6272 06:10:22,860 --> 06:10:23,660 Very lightweight construction. 6273 06:10:23,800 --> 06:10:24,020 All right. 6274 06:10:24,080 --> 06:10:25,960 The last thing you want to show is really cool. 6275 06:10:26,140 --> 06:10:27,480 So I've got a piece of it over here. 6276 06:10:27,580 --> 06:10:28,200 Now, this is DVD anywhere. 6277 06:10:28,260 --> 06:10:28,500 All right. 6278 06:10:28,500 --> 06:10:29,520 Now, this is $88. 6279 06:10:30,120 --> 06:10:33,240 And these plugs on the back, which we're showing here... 6280 06:10:33,240 --> 06:10:34,660 What the fuck is it? 6281 06:10:35,000 --> 06:10:35,960 This is remote DVD watching. 6282 06:10:36,160 --> 06:10:36,780 Now, suppose... 6283 06:10:36,780 --> 06:10:38,400 Pretty cool in theory. 6284 06:10:39,100 --> 06:10:40,580 A little DVD in your pocket. 6285 06:10:40,680 --> 06:10:43,060 You can see what the DVD is from the receiver. 6286 06:10:43,220 --> 06:10:46,000 But I mean, that's not even going to fit it in your pocket. 6287 06:10:46,000 --> 06:10:49,820 And would you fucking be arse-freeing the receiver around with you and all that? 6288 06:10:49,820 --> 06:10:50,480 You wouldn't. 6289 06:10:50,480 --> 06:10:54,800 You have on your computer a DVD player, as many computers do now. 6290 06:10:54,880 --> 06:10:55,120 All right. 6291 06:10:55,160 --> 06:10:57,740 So I can watch a DVD movie on my PC, but I don't want to. 6292 06:10:57,780 --> 06:10:58,220 You don't want to. 6293 06:10:58,220 --> 06:10:59,100 You want to watch it in the kitchen. 6294 06:10:59,480 --> 06:11:00,160 On your TV set. 6295 06:11:00,220 --> 06:11:00,860 On your TV set. 6296 06:11:00,880 --> 06:11:01,040 Okay. 6297 06:11:01,040 --> 06:11:04,280 So what you do is you hook your PC up to these plugs. 6298 06:11:04,440 --> 06:11:05,160 So PC... 6299 06:11:05,160 --> 06:11:05,420 All right. 6300 06:11:05,480 --> 06:11:05,640 Yes. 6301 06:11:05,640 --> 06:11:06,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6302 06:11:06,640 --> 06:11:06,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6303 06:11:06,640 --> 06:11:07,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6304 06:11:07,640 --> 06:11:08,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6305 06:11:08,640 --> 06:11:09,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6306 06:11:09,640 --> 06:11:10,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6307 06:11:10,640 --> 06:11:11,640 I think you're going to have a TV set. 6308 06:11:11,640 --> 06:11:13,900 I thought that was going to be the screen in his hand. 6309 06:11:15,280 --> 06:11:16,420 PC, but I don't want to. 6310 06:11:16,480 --> 06:11:16,900 You don't want to. 6311 06:11:16,900 --> 06:11:17,780 You want to watch it in the kitchen. 6312 06:11:18,160 --> 06:11:18,840 On your TV set. 6313 06:11:18,920 --> 06:11:19,540 On your TV set. 6314 06:11:19,560 --> 06:11:19,720 Okay. 6315 06:11:19,720 --> 06:11:22,940 So what you do is you hook your PC up to these plugs. 6316 06:11:23,140 --> 06:11:25,120 So PC out to that thing. 6317 06:11:25,120 --> 06:11:26,100 To this transmitter. 6318 06:11:26,300 --> 06:11:26,720 Got it. 6319 06:11:26,940 --> 06:11:28,760 I bring up this directional antenna. 6320 06:11:28,860 --> 06:11:29,980 You put this in the kitchen. 6321 06:11:30,280 --> 06:11:30,600 Okay. 6322 06:11:30,600 --> 06:11:32,120 Turn the directional antenna at me. 6323 06:11:32,420 --> 06:11:34,340 Plug your television into the receiver. 6324 06:11:34,740 --> 06:11:35,980 Television out to the TV. 6325 06:11:36,160 --> 06:11:37,240 And there you are. 6326 06:11:37,240 --> 06:11:38,800 And I've got a little IR network in my house. 6327 06:11:38,800 --> 06:11:41,140 And the other thing is if you turn these around, 6328 06:11:41,260 --> 06:11:42,580 they have the little infrared receivers. 6329 06:11:42,580 --> 06:11:43,440 So there's the IR ports. 6330 06:11:43,460 --> 06:11:45,760 So you're creating an IR network or an IR tunnel. 6331 06:11:46,060 --> 06:11:47,520 That means you can use a remote control. 6332 06:11:47,640 --> 06:11:49,980 You point it at the transmitter in one room. 6333 06:11:50,040 --> 06:11:51,680 It sends the signals out to the television. 6334 06:11:51,680 --> 06:11:53,400 So we're in the kitchen watching the TV. 6335 06:11:53,620 --> 06:11:55,200 I can point the remote to that guy, 6336 06:11:55,300 --> 06:11:57,340 and it will actually change the volume or the whatever. 6337 06:11:57,880 --> 06:11:58,280 Precisely. 6338 06:11:58,480 --> 06:11:59,940 Is there a distance limitation on it? 6339 06:12:00,460 --> 06:12:01,560 It's a few hundred feet. 6340 06:12:01,640 --> 06:12:02,220 It depends. 6341 06:12:02,560 --> 06:12:04,140 But I mean, work in a normal house from Missouri? 6342 06:12:04,140 --> 06:12:05,000 Work in a normal house. 6343 06:12:05,080 --> 06:12:05,660 That is very cool. 6344 06:12:05,700 --> 06:12:06,340 What does this cost? 6345 06:12:06,420 --> 06:12:08,380 This is $88 DVD anywhere. 6346 06:12:08,540 --> 06:12:08,780 Wow. 6347 06:12:08,920 --> 06:12:09,520 Good price. 6348 06:12:09,840 --> 06:12:10,260 Great price. 6349 06:12:10,400 --> 06:12:10,760 $88. 6350 06:12:11,000 --> 06:12:11,740 It's amazing. 6351 06:12:12,360 --> 06:12:13,220 Great price. 6352 06:12:13,320 --> 06:12:15,720 And even they're saying it's a great price back then. 6353 06:12:16,100 --> 06:12:18,240 It's amazing what they're doing with computers nowadays. 6354 06:12:18,880 --> 06:12:20,600 All right, Tim, speaking of which, your turn. 6355 06:12:20,640 --> 06:12:21,320 What do you got for us? 6356 06:12:21,420 --> 06:12:22,740 Well, the first thing I want to show you 6357 06:12:22,740 --> 06:12:25,560 is the newest version of the Prom family. 6358 06:12:25,560 --> 06:12:25,760 Yeah, hold on. 6359 06:12:26,000 --> 06:12:27,720 Let's turn that on if we can. 6360 06:12:27,800 --> 06:12:27,980 Yep. 6361 06:12:28,100 --> 06:12:30,260 It's from, it's called the Visor. 6362 06:12:30,440 --> 06:12:31,400 Now, it's not really at home, though. 6363 06:12:32,400 --> 06:12:37,140 Lovely display of a desktop unit or an office or something, office interior. 6364 06:12:37,400 --> 06:12:39,220 Real high-res affair. 6365 06:12:39,420 --> 06:12:40,180 It looks great. 6366 06:12:41,400 --> 06:12:43,840 Really sets the scene for what you're about to do on that little thing. 6367 06:12:43,880 --> 06:12:44,000 Right. 6368 06:12:44,200 --> 06:12:46,220 It uses the Palm OS, but it's from a different company. 6369 06:12:46,280 --> 06:12:48,240 It's actually from the guy who created the original Palm. 6370 06:12:48,300 --> 06:12:48,660 Right. 6371 06:12:48,740 --> 06:12:53,660 What's significant, though, is that it has this cartridge capability, which this happens 6372 06:12:53,660 --> 06:12:55,000 to be a Tiger Woods game. 6373 06:12:55,200 --> 06:12:55,540 So when I stick it in. 6374 06:12:55,540 --> 06:12:57,480 So that's like a ROM cartridge with different applications in it. 6375 06:12:57,480 --> 06:12:57,660 Right. 6376 06:12:57,820 --> 06:12:58,600 CD-ROM. 6377 06:12:58,820 --> 06:12:59,280 And it means that there's too many things. 6378 06:12:59,420 --> 06:13:02,560 So that, for example, in the works are a card like this. 6379 06:13:02,660 --> 06:13:05,420 It turns it into a telephone, turns it into an MPC player. 6380 06:13:05,420 --> 06:13:07,060 So it's not just software in that thing. 6381 06:13:07,100 --> 06:13:09,460 It can actually change the functionality of the device itself. 6382 06:13:09,500 --> 06:13:09,680 Right. 6383 06:13:09,760 --> 06:13:11,280 This really is incredibly versatile. 6384 06:13:11,440 --> 06:13:14,340 But it's good news is that its price point is $249. 6385 06:13:14,640 --> 06:13:15,840 This is designed really for the consumer. 6386 06:13:15,840 --> 06:13:16,740 Hey, it's your compact area, right? 6387 06:13:16,740 --> 06:13:20,760 And in the future, you can expand it and make it do all kinds of things. 6388 06:13:20,800 --> 06:13:21,080 That's right. 6389 06:13:21,160 --> 06:13:24,080 So it's sort of a little bit of a kind of Game Boy, a little bit of a Palm Pilot. 6390 06:13:24,960 --> 06:13:25,640 Game Boy. 6391 06:13:26,120 --> 06:13:26,960 Computer Games. 6392 06:13:27,580 --> 06:13:28,420 Nintendo's Game Boy. 6393 06:13:28,840 --> 06:13:29,380 Game Boy. 6394 06:13:29,740 --> 06:13:29,940 Right. 6395 06:13:30,040 --> 06:13:34,200 And again, the fact that it's real low price really means it's a good consumer product. 6396 06:13:34,300 --> 06:13:35,980 And it's by the guys who invented the Palm Pilot. 6397 06:13:35,980 --> 06:13:36,120 Right. 6398 06:13:36,200 --> 06:13:36,680 Jeff Hawkins. 6399 06:13:36,780 --> 06:13:36,920 Yeah. 6400 06:13:37,080 --> 06:13:37,320 Okay. 6401 06:13:37,380 --> 06:13:38,060 What do you have next now? 6402 06:13:38,120 --> 06:13:38,640 That little camera. 6403 06:13:38,720 --> 06:13:38,840 Yeah. 6404 06:13:38,880 --> 06:13:39,340 The next thing. 6405 06:13:39,380 --> 06:13:45,040 Now, this looks like a pretty normal digital camera, but this sets a new price point. 6406 06:13:45,040 --> 06:13:46,900 First of all, it's a 640 by 480. 6407 06:13:47,080 --> 06:13:51,800 As you can see, it has the flash and it has the LCD on it. 6408 06:13:51,800 --> 06:13:51,900 Right. 6409 06:13:51,900 --> 06:13:52,080 Built-in flash. 6410 06:13:52,080 --> 06:13:52,080 Got the color LCD. 6411 06:13:52,500 --> 06:13:54,960 But it's got a list price of $149. 6412 06:13:55,420 --> 06:13:56,580 $150 for a digital camera. 6413 06:13:56,580 --> 06:13:56,720 Right. 6414 06:13:56,760 --> 06:13:59,480 And actually, its street price is probably going to be lower than that. 6415 06:13:59,700 --> 06:14:01,300 Probably $139 or somewhere in that. 6416 06:14:01,520 --> 06:14:01,720 Wow. 6417 06:14:01,720 --> 06:14:02,960 But this sets new price points. 6418 06:14:03,060 --> 06:14:03,680 And it's really... 6419 06:14:03,680 --> 06:14:05,520 So, a lower street value. 6420 06:14:05,720 --> 06:14:07,820 Digital cameras come down to everybody now at that price point. 6421 06:14:07,820 --> 06:14:08,820 Absolutely at that price. 6422 06:14:08,900 --> 06:14:10,800 Not the low-end cheap optics though, right? 6423 06:14:10,880 --> 06:14:12,360 No, it's actually very good optics. 6424 06:14:12,440 --> 06:14:14,120 And again, it's 640 by 480 resolution. 6425 06:14:14,260 --> 06:14:14,760 That is amazing. 6426 06:14:14,900 --> 06:14:17,340 Two years ago, I paid $1,500 for something like this. 6427 06:14:17,380 --> 06:14:19,340 They're not even going to make the money on the film on that camera. 6428 06:14:19,440 --> 06:14:20,380 I mean, I don't get the deal. 6429 06:14:20,700 --> 06:14:20,880 No. 6430 06:14:21,120 --> 06:14:21,480 Amazing. 6431 06:14:21,840 --> 06:14:22,140 All right. 6432 06:14:22,220 --> 06:14:22,700 So... 6433 06:14:22,700 --> 06:14:23,240 Great deal. 6434 06:14:23,440 --> 06:14:23,460 What else? 6435 06:14:23,480 --> 06:14:24,760 We've got the iMac sitting over here. 6436 06:14:24,800 --> 06:14:24,800 Yeah. 6437 06:14:24,800 --> 06:14:26,420 Now, this, of course, is quite exciting. 6438 06:14:26,520 --> 06:14:28,140 This is the iMac DV. 6439 06:14:28,540 --> 06:14:30,420 And this is actually interesting in two contexts. 6440 06:14:31,540 --> 06:14:36,920 I'm going to guess that it has a FireWire port on it for digital video. 6441 06:14:37,640 --> 06:14:39,680 But I thought they already had them from launch. 6442 06:14:39,840 --> 06:14:45,880 First of all, as you can see from the design, this is the unit that has the graphite. 6443 06:14:46,500 --> 06:14:47,060 But more importantly... 6444 06:14:47,060 --> 06:14:48,660 So you can see right through the thing, which is cool. 6445 06:14:48,760 --> 06:14:48,860 Right. 6446 06:14:48,860 --> 06:14:49,380 Ergonomically, it's really pretty. 6447 06:14:49,540 --> 06:14:50,400 But what's the port story? 6448 06:14:50,480 --> 06:14:51,660 But the ports are what's exciting. 6449 06:14:51,880 --> 06:14:53,540 It's got two FireWire, two USB... 6450 06:14:54,220 --> 06:14:55,080 Two of the fuckers. 6451 06:14:55,080 --> 06:15:00,080 ...USB, the Ethernet port, as well as audio in and audio out, and, of course, your Moto. 6452 06:15:00,500 --> 06:15:00,740 Okay. 6453 06:15:00,900 --> 06:15:04,280 And really what they've done is they've made this a video editing tool for $15.99. 6454 06:15:04,280 --> 06:15:04,880 Right, right, right. 6455 06:15:05,060 --> 06:15:09,000 And so I'm going to be able to take all kind of video and... 6456 06:15:09,000 --> 06:15:10,620 So you get your digital camcorder. 6457 06:15:10,860 --> 06:15:11,080 Sure. 6458 06:15:11,300 --> 06:15:14,000 And it's really now my digital video studio and animation studio. 6459 06:15:14,000 --> 06:15:14,620 Yeah, turn that one around. 6460 06:15:14,960 --> 06:15:15,240 Okay. 6461 06:15:15,500 --> 06:15:16,620 So that's DVD drive in there? 6462 06:15:16,800 --> 06:15:17,040 Yeah. 6463 06:15:17,280 --> 06:15:17,980 DVD drive. 6464 06:15:18,300 --> 06:15:20,480 Turn it up, put it in, and now I can watch any DVD. 6465 06:15:20,480 --> 06:15:23,100 And it comes bundled with video editing software, too, right? 6466 06:15:23,120 --> 06:15:24,180 All of it for $15.99. 6467 06:15:24,680 --> 06:15:26,100 I mean, it's the price of a DV cam. 6468 06:15:26,220 --> 06:15:26,780 It's amazing. 6469 06:15:26,780 --> 06:15:27,860 You have a complete editing station also. 6470 06:15:27,980 --> 06:15:28,180 Right. 6471 06:15:28,400 --> 06:15:29,560 And it's really one of the best bargains on the market. 6472 06:15:29,560 --> 06:15:30,400 All right, so that's the iMac DV. 6473 06:15:31,140 --> 06:15:32,640 And there's a special edition also? 6474 06:15:32,780 --> 06:15:34,320 Now, this happens to be the special edition. 6475 06:15:34,580 --> 06:15:34,740 You can buy a similar one. 6476 06:15:34,740 --> 06:15:40,460 I'm interested to see what this yoke is that she's just eyeing up here at the side hatch. 6477 06:15:40,960 --> 06:15:42,360 It's annoying on the VLC. 6478 06:15:42,600 --> 06:15:47,220 It doesn't have as good a fucking video skip capability as the YouTube. 6479 06:15:47,220 --> 06:15:47,620 DVD. 6480 06:15:47,940 --> 06:15:49,600 What the hell is this that she's got? 6481 06:15:49,660 --> 06:15:50,360 Is it a speaker? 6482 06:15:51,420 --> 06:15:52,600 It's up to 200 now. 6483 06:15:54,280 --> 06:15:59,880 Very, very late 90s, whatever the fuck it is. 6484 06:15:59,920 --> 06:16:02,420 It looks like a piece of fruit inside a machine. 6485 06:16:03,800 --> 06:16:04,380 And there's a... 6486 06:16:04,380 --> 06:16:07,380 And that's down to 170. 6487 06:16:08,080 --> 06:16:09,080 Special edition also? 6488 06:16:09,220 --> 06:16:10,740 Now, this happens to be the special edition. 6489 06:16:11,000 --> 06:16:15,500 You can buy a similar one that's not in this color for $13.99. 6490 06:16:15,500 --> 06:16:17,860 All right, now let's get to something really weird. 6491 06:16:18,040 --> 06:16:20,060 Speaking of color, what is this? 6492 06:16:20,540 --> 06:16:24,020 Well, this is a machine that was actually created by AMD. 6493 06:16:24,220 --> 06:16:24,680 It's a computer. 6494 06:16:24,760 --> 06:16:25,320 It's a computer. 6495 06:16:25,420 --> 06:16:27,060 It's going to be used by other companies. 6496 06:16:27,540 --> 06:16:28,100 By gamers. 6497 06:16:28,900 --> 06:16:33,620 And what it is, it's using the AMD K6-2 450 megahertz chip. 6498 06:16:33,620 --> 06:16:34,060 450. 6499 06:16:34,060 --> 06:16:34,620 Okay. 6500 06:16:34,620 --> 06:16:38,200 With 64 megs of DRAM, although you can expand that up to 256. 6501 06:16:38,880 --> 06:16:40,160 And that's the whole ballgame right there. 6502 06:16:40,380 --> 06:16:41,680 What is this little weird thing? 6503 06:16:41,680 --> 06:16:45,760 I love when Stu refers to the products as the whole ballgame. 6504 06:16:45,880 --> 06:16:47,280 You've got everything in a box. 6505 06:16:48,660 --> 06:16:49,620 24X CD-ROM. 6506 06:16:49,840 --> 06:16:50,120 Whoa. 6507 06:16:50,780 --> 06:16:57,380 And a 4 gig hard drive with, of course, the mouse and the keyboard and the stereo speakers for $499. 6508 06:16:58,080 --> 06:17:01,460 Now, let's turn this thing around because what's interesting is the sort of expandability and... 6509 06:17:01,460 --> 06:17:03,140 Oh, shit. 6510 06:17:03,420 --> 06:17:04,280 ...portability of this thing. 6511 06:17:04,300 --> 06:17:04,480 Right. 6512 06:17:04,580 --> 06:17:06,160 This is what also makes this unique. 6513 06:17:06,160 --> 06:17:07,340 You have a telephone. 6514 06:17:07,820 --> 06:17:08,280 Modem built in. 6515 06:17:08,300 --> 06:17:09,040 Modem built in. 6516 06:17:09,440 --> 06:17:15,420 Three USB ports, audio in it, audio out, microphone, video, of course, for the video monitor. 6517 06:17:15,420 --> 06:17:15,680 Ethernet. 6518 06:17:15,920 --> 06:17:16,660 And Ethernet. 6519 06:17:16,840 --> 06:17:17,080 Wow. 6520 06:17:17,220 --> 06:17:21,920 And the idea of a reference model, AMD created this to show computer manufacturers what they could do with the AMD chip. 6521 06:17:21,920 --> 06:17:22,340 That's correct. 6522 06:17:22,400 --> 06:17:23,440 That was the original issue. 6523 06:17:23,520 --> 06:17:24,360 And then they went and sold them. 6524 06:17:24,420 --> 06:17:27,100 So, for example, the first company that's going to have this is Biostar. 6525 06:17:27,360 --> 06:17:30,720 And you're going to have these in stores actually now. 6526 06:17:31,100 --> 06:17:34,780 I never remember hearing or seeing any of that sort of stuff. 6527 06:17:34,800 --> 06:17:36,620 It's sort of an Internet PC mentality. 6528 06:17:36,620 --> 06:17:36,880 Yeah. 6529 06:17:36,980 --> 06:17:40,080 This is a new category that's just being flushed out right now. 6530 06:17:40,280 --> 06:17:42,080 And these literally are called Internet PCs. 6531 06:17:42,540 --> 06:17:46,080 They're full PCs, but the emphasis is to be able to use them for Internet connection. 6532 06:17:46,160 --> 06:17:46,820 Very low cost. 6533 06:17:46,840 --> 06:17:48,460 So iMac-like, no floppy drive comes with it. 6534 06:17:48,460 --> 06:17:49,180 No floppy drive. 6535 06:17:49,220 --> 06:17:49,360 Right. 6536 06:17:49,360 --> 06:17:51,780 Although with USB, I can put just about anything with it. 6537 06:17:51,780 --> 06:17:51,780 Exactly. 6538 06:17:51,900 --> 06:17:52,040 Right. 6539 06:17:52,040 --> 06:17:52,480 Very cool. 6540 06:17:52,800 --> 06:17:53,820 All right, Chris, let me turn to you. 6541 06:17:53,820 --> 06:17:54,440 Very cool. 6542 06:17:54,540 --> 06:17:55,440 And we see all these great things. 6543 06:17:55,480 --> 06:17:57,760 And, of course, a lot of people go to the web now to want to buy these things. 6544 06:17:57,760 --> 06:17:58,060 Let's go get them. 6545 06:17:58,300 --> 06:18:01,600 So you've got some good suggested sites to go to to buy gadgets. 6546 06:18:01,820 --> 06:18:07,400 We've got some sites here to explore not only the products, but some of the value added and some of the technologies that are being added to it. 6547 06:18:07,400 --> 06:18:07,460 Okay. 6548 06:18:07,460 --> 06:18:08,780 So give us the ones you like. 6549 06:18:08,840 --> 06:18:09,300 What is this one? 6550 06:18:09,380 --> 06:18:11,980 What I'm liking here is beyond.com. 6551 06:18:12,060 --> 06:18:16,520 And beyond.com is a site for all the gotta-haves for the PCs, software, hardware, games, etc. 6552 06:18:16,520 --> 06:18:16,580 Gotcha. 6553 06:18:16,660 --> 06:18:17,760 So hardware, software, accessories. 6554 06:18:18,080 --> 06:18:20,500 What I like about it, you're not assaulted by ads. 6555 06:18:20,700 --> 06:18:23,500 It's real easy to navigate the categories up here by the tab. 6556 06:18:23,500 --> 06:18:23,660 Okay. 6557 06:18:23,660 --> 06:18:26,120 So it's not just the products they have, but you like the interface. 6558 06:18:26,240 --> 06:18:27,720 You like the way they sort of treat you like the customer. 6559 06:18:27,840 --> 06:18:28,080 Right. 6560 06:18:28,140 --> 06:18:28,520 Exactly. 6561 06:18:28,660 --> 06:18:30,560 It makes it really easy from the get-go. 6562 06:18:30,640 --> 06:18:32,480 And here we found the compact arrow. 6563 06:18:32,480 --> 06:18:33,100 There's Paul's arrow. 6564 06:18:33,500 --> 06:18:35,940 A little higher than the price he was charging for. 6565 06:18:35,980 --> 06:18:36,720 A little more shopping. 6566 06:18:36,880 --> 06:18:38,140 Got to go to paul.com there. 6567 06:18:38,560 --> 06:18:40,360 All right, so beyond.com is one you like. 6568 06:18:40,380 --> 06:18:40,720 Who else? 6569 06:18:41,080 --> 06:18:44,100 The other one I like is iGadget.com. 6570 06:18:44,260 --> 06:18:47,420 This is for the high-tech, on the cutting edge like you guys are here. 6571 06:18:47,420 --> 06:18:48,640 This is my favorite site. 6572 06:18:48,640 --> 06:18:52,240 The guy who looks at the sharper image, hammock, or slimmer catalog when it comes in. 6573 06:18:52,340 --> 06:18:52,380 Exactly. 6574 06:18:52,600 --> 06:18:52,960 Exactly. 6575 06:18:53,240 --> 06:18:57,620 They've got a variety of different kind of categories from the Furby kind of high-tech. 6576 06:18:57,620 --> 06:18:58,720 Is Deffo going to be rushing her? 6577 06:18:58,780 --> 06:19:00,000 He hasn't done much rushing. 6578 06:19:00,140 --> 06:19:04,180 Usually he does get them to fucking giddy up like he hasn't done it yet. 6579 06:19:04,420 --> 06:19:05,840 But it could be in the- 6580 06:19:05,840 --> 06:19:06,440 There is one now. 6581 06:19:06,480 --> 06:19:07,540 Computer stuff too. 6582 06:19:07,820 --> 06:19:08,820 Lots of computer stuff. 6583 06:19:08,820 --> 06:19:10,260 A lot of wireless gadgets. 6584 06:19:10,760 --> 06:19:11,980 This is a great site to kind of explore. 6585 06:19:11,980 --> 06:19:13,420 If you're into batteries, this is it. 6586 06:19:13,620 --> 06:19:13,980 Yeah. 6587 06:19:14,220 --> 06:19:14,580 Okay. 6588 06:19:14,760 --> 06:19:16,560 If you have stock on the battery camera, that'd be great. 6589 06:19:17,300 --> 06:19:17,900 This is different. 6590 06:19:18,040 --> 06:19:18,500 This is different. 6591 06:19:18,600 --> 06:19:21,680 This is a land's end site. 6592 06:19:21,840 --> 06:19:23,540 What I like here is this virtual model. 6593 06:19:23,920 --> 06:19:25,260 You can actually personalize. 6594 06:19:26,140 --> 06:19:37,820 I disagree, actually, Jake, that he slowed down in his older age because he actually addressed the rushing people issue in the later seasons or series of Computer Chronicles. 6595 06:19:37,880 --> 06:19:38,660 Remember that time? 6596 06:19:38,740 --> 06:19:40,880 Thank you very much there for the tip, big tripod. 6597 06:19:41,300 --> 06:19:43,160 Remember, I don't know if you've ever seen the episode. 6598 06:19:43,160 --> 06:19:52,200 He set aside the last few moments to address why he sometimes hustles and harries the guests into wrapping up their piece. 6599 06:19:53,100 --> 06:19:59,940 And he threw the audience in and had a heart-to-heart with us and told us, you know, it was for our own benefit. 6600 06:20:00,820 --> 06:20:05,840 And that he meant no ill will or malice when doing any of that stuff. 6601 06:20:05,900 --> 06:20:06,760 If you're daring, if you're late at night. 6602 06:20:06,760 --> 06:20:07,340 Well, that's what I wonder. 6603 06:20:07,440 --> 06:20:09,940 When you buy clothes online, I mean, you worry that it's not going to fit. 6604 06:20:10,040 --> 06:20:12,200 So you can sort of put your little avatar up there. 6605 06:20:12,300 --> 06:20:12,580 Exactly. 6606 06:20:12,600 --> 06:20:14,880 And it's a great hairdo on your one as well. 6607 06:20:14,960 --> 06:20:16,500 It's a real bouffant. 6608 06:20:16,760 --> 06:20:20,720 But what this represents is that as time goes on, we're going to be having ourselves. 6609 06:20:21,580 --> 06:20:23,540 There's a lot going on. 6610 06:20:23,700 --> 06:20:24,940 There's a lot to digest. 6611 06:20:25,660 --> 06:20:30,960 It's got different flavors and different textures, you know. 6612 06:20:31,100 --> 06:20:37,480 It's got waves at the front, explosions on top, and then curtains in the side. 6613 06:20:38,920 --> 06:20:40,880 And drapes at the bottom. 6614 06:20:41,360 --> 06:20:41,740 On here. 6615 06:20:41,800 --> 06:20:42,180 There you go. 6616 06:20:42,840 --> 06:20:43,900 Scanned our actual images. 6617 06:20:43,900 --> 06:20:50,120 So you can actually look at the piece of clothes and sort of try to put it on and see whether it looks good on you and whether it fits. 6618 06:20:50,120 --> 06:20:51,540 Can you actually see if it's too big or too small? 6619 06:20:51,880 --> 06:20:53,600 Actually, because they will suggest according to you. 6620 06:20:53,600 --> 06:20:55,240 I'd like a piece of clothes. 6621 06:20:55,240 --> 06:20:56,460 So you're personalized. 6622 06:20:56,960 --> 06:20:59,100 You can give them their dimensions if you're brave enough to do that. 6623 06:20:59,280 --> 06:20:59,920 Sizes are better. 6624 06:21:00,600 --> 06:21:00,880 Okay. 6625 06:21:01,000 --> 06:21:01,640 I'm not going there. 6626 06:21:01,640 --> 06:21:02,040 If you're honest. 6627 06:21:02,620 --> 06:21:03,980 So landsend.com. 6628 06:21:04,060 --> 06:21:04,560 What is this? 6629 06:21:04,620 --> 06:21:05,160 Switching gears. 6630 06:21:05,280 --> 06:21:06,660 This is kbkids.com. 6631 06:21:06,740 --> 06:21:09,240 KB Toys is the number two retailer for toys. 6632 06:21:09,680 --> 06:21:11,260 And they have really a number one site there. 6633 06:21:11,280 --> 06:21:12,420 So for toys, you like KB Kids. 6634 06:21:12,440 --> 06:21:12,880 I love KB Kids. 6635 06:21:12,880 --> 06:21:15,060 There's a couple other biggies out there, obviously, but you like this one. 6636 06:21:15,100 --> 06:21:16,560 I like this one for a number of reasons. 6637 06:21:16,620 --> 06:21:19,040 Again, the interface is really easy to use. 6638 06:21:19,440 --> 06:21:21,340 My mother shops on kbkids.com. 6639 06:21:21,460 --> 06:21:22,520 That's the endorsement you want? 6640 06:21:22,520 --> 06:21:23,300 This is cool, yeah. 6641 06:21:23,420 --> 06:21:27,380 In part because they have on the side here, you can shop by age, by brand, by category. 6642 06:21:27,540 --> 06:21:28,320 So it's easy to find. 6643 06:21:28,380 --> 06:21:30,400 You're shopping for kids right now, so you need a little help. 6644 06:21:30,720 --> 06:21:31,340 Right, exactly. 6645 06:21:31,820 --> 06:21:37,300 The other big benefit to them is that you can pre-order the new and big toys that are coming out. 6646 06:21:37,340 --> 06:21:39,340 Oh, so the Furby of the year or whatever. 6647 06:21:39,720 --> 06:21:41,060 Furby of the year. 6648 06:21:41,480 --> 06:21:46,320 We got an amazing new Furby scenario. 6649 06:21:47,120 --> 06:21:47,520 Not junk. 6650 06:21:47,640 --> 06:21:48,000 Sorry, sorry. 6651 06:21:48,000 --> 06:21:48,340 No, no. 6652 06:21:48,340 --> 06:21:49,140 Those great Pokemon things. 6653 06:21:49,500 --> 06:21:51,000 And finally, this ultimate gift shopping experience. 6654 06:21:51,000 --> 06:21:51,100 What was that there? 6655 06:21:51,120 --> 06:21:51,920 Was that a joke? 6656 06:21:52,440 --> 06:21:54,500 Why was Stu apologizing? 6657 06:21:54,600 --> 06:21:55,340 Did he say something? 6658 06:21:55,540 --> 06:21:56,320 And he was like, sorry, sorry. 6659 06:21:56,360 --> 06:21:58,380 That's just an in-joke. 6660 06:21:58,840 --> 06:21:59,480 It's for the kids. 6661 06:22:01,240 --> 06:22:01,780 Not junk. 6662 06:22:01,900 --> 06:22:02,240 Sorry, sorry. 6663 06:22:02,240 --> 06:22:02,600 No, no. 6664 06:22:02,600 --> 06:22:03,000 Those great Pokemon. 6665 06:22:03,720 --> 06:22:05,460 That was a little Pokemon reference there. 6666 06:22:05,500 --> 06:22:05,760 Sorry. 6667 06:22:07,040 --> 06:22:17,120 And finally, this ultimate gift shopping experience from thegift.com. 6668 06:22:17,520 --> 06:22:20,000 And what this allows you to do is it gives you a gift finder. 6669 06:22:20,260 --> 06:22:23,580 So it allows the shopper to have a little more input as to the type of gift. 6670 06:22:23,580 --> 06:22:26,400 So if you're not buying for yourself, you're buying for somebody else, 6671 06:22:26,480 --> 06:22:27,640 and you're not really sure what to get. 6672 06:22:27,640 --> 06:22:29,000 I'm trying to buy for Tim for the holidays. 6673 06:22:29,000 --> 06:22:29,320 Oh, you know him too well. 6674 06:22:29,580 --> 06:22:32,920 What can you buy Tim, the man who has every gadget in the world? 6675 06:22:33,180 --> 06:22:34,260 Go to iGadget.com. 6676 06:22:34,740 --> 06:22:36,040 You've got to go to Land's End for Tim. 6677 06:22:36,540 --> 06:22:38,060 Tim's fucking mad. 6678 06:22:38,180 --> 06:22:40,140 Tim's a madman for the fucking gadgets. 6679 06:22:40,540 --> 06:22:43,280 Like, you know, ah, Tim, in fairness to Tim, 6680 06:22:43,400 --> 06:22:45,620 Tim and I have the gadgets fucking solved anyway. 6681 06:22:46,980 --> 06:22:47,640 Fucking Tim, man. 6682 06:22:47,660 --> 06:22:50,120 More value added for the buyer's experience. 6683 06:22:50,120 --> 06:22:51,180 So you can go in and sort of figure out. 6684 06:22:51,180 --> 06:22:53,820 It can watch you through and help you figure out what would be best for someone. 6685 06:22:53,960 --> 06:22:55,540 You put in these different little. 6686 06:22:55,540 --> 06:22:57,920 So really, I mean, somebody mentioned, 6687 06:22:58,140 --> 06:23:01,820 is it frosted tips going on there with Schindler? 6688 06:23:02,060 --> 06:23:03,780 It looks like something maybe. 6689 06:23:03,960 --> 06:23:05,960 If it's either gray, but then it's kind of a, 6690 06:23:06,040 --> 06:23:07,580 a proto mullet. 6691 06:23:07,760 --> 06:23:10,620 There's a miniature mullet going on at the back there as well. 6692 06:23:10,780 --> 06:23:13,980 But the beard is well and truly colored. 6693 06:23:14,460 --> 06:23:17,740 But the hair on top is either being frosted or what. 6694 06:23:17,840 --> 06:23:19,880 But he's zoning out, says Welsh not. 6695 06:23:21,560 --> 06:23:22,380 Hopefully he's okay. 6696 06:23:22,600 --> 06:23:23,520 Answer little surveys. 6697 06:23:23,640 --> 06:23:25,600 Here's what a person's like and they'll suggest the gifts. 6698 06:23:25,860 --> 06:23:26,220 Exactly. 6699 06:23:26,220 --> 06:23:26,820 That's very, very cool. 6700 06:23:26,820 --> 06:23:27,900 They'll give you 15, 20. 6701 06:23:28,140 --> 06:23:29,500 So again, let's point out you. 6702 06:23:30,140 --> 06:23:30,880 Schindler's tips. 6703 06:23:31,280 --> 06:23:33,340 Pick these things because it's the interface. 6704 06:23:33,460 --> 06:23:35,500 I mean, it's the customer experience is what we're talking about. 6705 06:23:35,660 --> 06:23:41,400 The online shopping market is on track to be about a $380 billion market in about two and a half years. 6706 06:23:41,480 --> 06:23:41,720 Wow. 6707 06:23:41,920 --> 06:23:44,940 So we're looking at a huge expanse of growth here. 6708 06:23:45,200 --> 06:23:47,200 And vendors are doing everything they can to get the buyers in. 6709 06:23:47,200 --> 06:23:51,060 And a lot of the sites seem to go out of their way to make it as difficult as possible to buy. 6710 06:23:51,060 --> 06:23:51,920 Some of them sure do. 6711 06:23:52,080 --> 06:23:52,920 Some of them sure do. 6712 06:23:53,220 --> 06:23:55,600 When you find one that's easy, let's tout it. 6713 06:23:55,780 --> 06:23:57,960 And if you're into gadgets, go online and buy them. 6714 06:23:58,100 --> 06:23:58,520 You got it. 6715 06:23:58,620 --> 06:23:59,080 All right, guys. 6716 06:23:59,120 --> 06:23:59,780 Thank you very much. 6717 06:23:59,860 --> 06:24:00,760 Thank you very much. 6718 06:24:00,880 --> 06:24:01,760 That's great. 6719 06:24:01,880 --> 06:24:04,100 Coming up next, we got some chat topics. 6720 06:24:04,140 --> 06:24:06,580 Next, some great new computer and console games. 6721 06:24:07,300 --> 06:24:08,660 Console games coming up. 6722 06:24:08,920 --> 06:24:12,440 We're going to get to see Stu talking about a game being played again. 6723 06:24:12,940 --> 06:24:13,560 It's going to be brilliant. 6724 06:24:14,780 --> 06:24:17,540 He usually says, okay, what else? 6725 06:24:17,880 --> 06:24:18,320 What else? 6726 06:24:18,540 --> 06:24:20,360 Okay, you're moving around. 6727 06:24:20,560 --> 06:24:21,960 Okay, you picked up an item. 6728 06:24:22,120 --> 06:24:22,840 That's good. 6729 06:24:22,980 --> 06:24:25,540 I suppose you're going to use that to climb. 6730 06:24:25,780 --> 06:24:26,140 Right. 6731 06:24:26,260 --> 06:24:26,700 Okay. 6732 06:24:26,800 --> 06:24:28,040 She's going to make that move. 6733 06:24:28,120 --> 06:24:28,420 Wow. 6734 06:24:28,560 --> 06:24:29,440 That's a great game. 6735 06:24:30,160 --> 06:24:30,420 Fantastic. 6736 06:24:30,420 --> 06:24:33,260 He doesn't care about the games, but he has to pretend. 6737 06:24:33,520 --> 06:24:38,060 And in fairness to him, he puts in the 110% necessary. 6738 06:24:38,720 --> 06:24:39,920 That's the thing about Stu. 6739 06:24:40,320 --> 06:24:44,160 The show would never have been born without Stu. 6740 06:24:44,280 --> 06:24:48,940 And it would never have lasted the run it did last without Stu. 6741 06:24:49,640 --> 06:24:50,900 At the helm of that ship. 6742 06:24:51,520 --> 06:24:53,220 The computer chronicles. 6743 06:24:54,720 --> 06:24:55,200 Ship. 6744 06:24:55,200 --> 06:24:58,780 New palm top gadgets and two great new notebook computers. 6745 06:24:58,920 --> 06:24:59,600 We'll be right back. 6746 06:25:01,860 --> 06:25:02,700 Lovely stuff. 6747 06:25:02,700 --> 06:25:04,820 And that was a real hard cut. 6748 06:25:04,820 --> 06:25:07,680 And I, we don't have, I keep on thinking we're on YouTube here. 6749 06:25:07,740 --> 06:25:09,420 I'm pressing the wrong fucking buttons. 6750 06:25:09,760 --> 06:25:16,220 And we, we, we can't really get YouTube levels of accuracy with rewinding back five seconds. 6751 06:25:16,220 --> 06:25:18,500 But I do like this freeze frame. 6752 06:25:18,500 --> 06:25:19,180 It's beautiful. 6753 06:25:19,320 --> 06:25:20,480 It's, it says everything. 6754 06:25:21,480 --> 06:25:24,060 that I once said about Computer Chronicles. 6755 06:25:24,660 --> 06:25:27,720 It combines two of my most favorite things about Computer Chronicles, 6756 06:25:27,860 --> 06:25:30,920 which is Stuart's face and a computer screen. 6757 06:25:31,980 --> 06:25:35,380 And it's absolutely delightful indeed. 6758 06:25:35,560 --> 06:25:36,040 You're not a killer. 6759 06:25:36,260 --> 06:25:36,720 No, I'm not. 6760 06:25:37,900 --> 06:25:39,260 Well, there is more. 6761 06:25:39,420 --> 06:25:42,540 Joining me now with some very cool new games is Chris Charla, 6762 06:25:42,640 --> 06:25:44,500 editor-in-chief of Next Generation magazine. 6763 06:25:44,860 --> 06:25:45,940 What's your favorite games, Chris? 6764 06:25:46,340 --> 06:25:47,540 Favorite games, all of them. 6765 06:25:48,580 --> 06:25:49,100 All right, you brought it. 6766 06:25:49,540 --> 06:25:51,400 Chris Charla is after you. 6767 06:25:51,400 --> 06:25:52,600 Next Generation magazine. 6768 06:25:52,940 --> 06:25:54,020 What's your favorite games, Chris? 6769 06:25:54,940 --> 06:25:56,460 Next Generation magazine, 6770 06:25:56,840 --> 06:26:00,740 Next Generation Special Forces unit, Foxhound. 6771 06:26:01,640 --> 06:26:03,880 That's a great situation we've got going, 6772 06:26:03,960 --> 06:26:06,600 but it seems as though he has some sort of Playmobil 6773 06:26:06,600 --> 06:26:11,160 slash Lego-esque slash Duplo toy for children, 6774 06:26:11,380 --> 06:26:12,640 for kindergarten kids. 6775 06:26:13,080 --> 06:26:15,380 And he is a man who is playing with this toy. 6776 06:26:15,380 --> 06:26:17,200 Let's just see how it develops. 6777 06:26:17,340 --> 06:26:21,120 I can't get my head around why this toy is on the desk. 6778 06:26:21,120 --> 06:26:22,600 Favorite games, all of them. 6779 06:26:23,400 --> 06:26:24,560 All right, you brought a couple of y'all. 6780 06:26:24,920 --> 06:26:25,660 He likes all the games. 6781 06:26:25,680 --> 06:26:26,440 I know we want to show. 6782 06:26:26,700 --> 06:26:29,480 You say this is the best hockey game out there, NHL 2000. 6783 06:26:29,580 --> 06:26:29,840 Definitely. 6784 06:26:29,980 --> 06:26:31,660 It's the best hockey game of all time. 6785 06:26:32,100 --> 06:26:33,880 EA has always had great playing hockey games, 6786 06:26:33,940 --> 06:26:36,160 and now this year, these graphics on PC, 6787 06:26:36,380 --> 06:26:37,860 accelerated, are better than ever. 6788 06:26:37,900 --> 06:26:39,100 All right, so this is a Windows game. 6789 06:26:39,240 --> 06:26:39,360 Yep. 6790 06:26:39,900 --> 06:26:41,840 And, yeah, it is smooth. 6791 06:26:42,080 --> 06:26:42,660 And look at the body. 6792 06:26:42,660 --> 06:26:44,480 Yeah, it is smooth. 6793 06:26:45,140 --> 06:26:46,440 Yeah, it's just really fantastic. 6794 06:26:46,580 --> 06:26:47,560 It's got motion capture. 6795 06:26:47,780 --> 06:26:48,940 It's got play-by-play. 6796 06:26:49,420 --> 06:26:51,740 There's even a feature where if you take a picture of your face 6797 06:26:51,740 --> 06:26:53,960 with a digital camera, you can put it onto a player. 6798 06:26:53,960 --> 06:26:54,740 You can become one of the players. 6799 06:26:54,760 --> 06:26:55,300 Oh, yeah, yeah. 6800 06:26:55,820 --> 06:27:00,160 I'd love if they did that there and Stu put his face on a hockey player, 6801 06:27:00,260 --> 06:27:01,420 but it just didn't happen. 6802 06:27:01,500 --> 06:27:03,660 You can tell because it probably took forever to do. 6803 06:27:04,060 --> 06:27:05,040 Well, out of teeth, of course. 6804 06:27:05,140 --> 06:27:05,680 Yeah, exactly. 6805 06:27:06,200 --> 06:27:07,300 All right, so this is in demo mode. 6806 06:27:07,360 --> 06:27:08,340 You're not really running anything right now. 6807 06:27:08,340 --> 06:27:10,760 No, it's playing itself right now, but the Red Wings are winning. 6808 06:27:10,860 --> 06:27:12,780 It is pure chocolate. 6809 06:27:12,840 --> 06:27:13,880 It's great chocolate. 6810 06:27:14,280 --> 06:27:15,160 Now, how about when you are playing? 6811 06:27:15,180 --> 06:27:16,120 How's the control on this? 6812 06:27:16,120 --> 06:27:16,920 The control is great. 6813 06:27:16,920 --> 06:27:17,920 So the gameplay is good, too. 6814 06:27:18,000 --> 06:27:19,940 And what's really nice is that unlike in past years, 6815 06:27:20,020 --> 06:27:22,400 when there was kind of always a secret play that would just always score, 6816 06:27:22,520 --> 06:27:23,340 they show you... 6817 06:27:23,340 --> 06:27:24,920 Creamcast, thanks for the tip. 6818 06:27:24,920 --> 06:27:28,080 You really have to play hockey, you know, drop passes, one-timers, 6819 06:27:28,140 --> 06:27:29,620 that kind of thing is the only way you're going to score. 6820 06:27:29,760 --> 06:27:32,160 Better than even the hockey games on the game consoles. 6821 06:27:32,280 --> 06:27:32,560 Definitely. 6822 06:27:32,920 --> 06:27:33,200 Definitely. 6823 06:27:33,200 --> 06:27:34,140 Better looking, at least. 6824 06:27:34,240 --> 06:27:35,180 PCs runs better, then. 6825 06:27:35,280 --> 06:27:35,440 Yep. 6826 06:27:35,440 --> 06:27:35,780 That's amazing. 6827 06:27:36,000 --> 06:27:36,960 All right, now, speaking of consoles, 6828 06:27:37,100 --> 06:27:39,480 this is obviously the hot baby right now, the Dreamcast. 6829 06:27:39,680 --> 06:27:40,140 You like it. 6830 06:27:40,260 --> 06:27:40,540 I love it. 6831 06:27:40,540 --> 06:27:40,880 Hot baby. 6832 06:27:40,940 --> 06:27:41,580 Everybody loves it. 6833 06:27:41,680 --> 06:27:43,400 Yeah, everybody loves it. 6834 06:27:43,700 --> 06:27:45,320 In fact, it's the fastest-selling console. 6835 06:27:45,320 --> 06:27:46,840 If I just press left on the keyboard, 6836 06:27:46,840 --> 06:27:48,220 will it give me five seconds' time? 6837 06:27:49,120 --> 06:27:50,680 That's not bad. 6838 06:27:50,760 --> 06:27:51,480 PCs runs better, then. 6839 06:27:51,580 --> 06:27:51,720 Yep. 6840 06:27:51,740 --> 06:27:52,080 That's amazing. 6841 06:27:52,300 --> 06:27:53,260 All right, now, speaking of consoles, 6842 06:27:53,420 --> 06:27:55,420 this is obviously the hot baby right now, the Dreamcast. 6843 06:27:55,420 --> 06:27:55,460 Definitely. 6844 06:27:55,940 --> 06:27:57,400 The hot baby, the Dreamcast. 6845 06:27:57,840 --> 06:27:59,860 Shenmue was probably already out now. 6846 06:27:59,940 --> 06:28:01,800 Maybe Shenmue 2 was in development, 6847 06:28:02,180 --> 06:28:04,540 or perhaps even on sale. 6848 06:28:04,640 --> 06:28:04,820 The cast. 6849 06:28:04,980 --> 06:28:05,440 You like it. 6850 06:28:05,560 --> 06:28:05,980 I love it. 6851 06:28:06,180 --> 06:28:06,900 Everybody loves it. 6852 06:28:07,000 --> 06:28:07,780 Yeah, in fact, 6853 06:28:07,800 --> 06:28:09,660 it's the fastest-selling console in history. 6854 06:28:09,920 --> 06:28:10,120 Really? 6855 06:28:10,200 --> 06:28:10,840 They've really done it. 6856 06:28:10,920 --> 06:28:11,240 Oh, yeah. 6857 06:28:11,380 --> 06:28:12,500 Now, talk about the controller. 6858 06:28:12,500 --> 06:28:12,760 Oh, yeah. 6859 06:28:12,760 --> 06:28:14,220 That's one of the things I really like about the Dreamcast. 6860 06:28:14,260 --> 06:28:15,820 No, no, they really did it. 6861 06:28:16,140 --> 06:28:17,180 They really went there. 6862 06:28:17,740 --> 06:28:21,860 And the controller had a fucking little video display for your memory. 6863 06:28:21,980 --> 06:28:26,220 Well, the really nice thing about the controller is, if I can just turn it around here. 6864 06:28:26,220 --> 06:28:26,260 Sure. 6865 06:28:26,320 --> 06:28:28,120 So you can see it's got these analog triggers. 6866 06:28:28,380 --> 06:28:32,180 So you can sort of analog, he said there, instead of analog, which is interesting. 6867 06:28:32,180 --> 06:28:33,380 They've really done it. 6868 06:28:33,480 --> 06:28:33,780 Oh, yeah. 6869 06:28:33,940 --> 06:28:35,120 Now, talk about the controller. 6870 06:28:35,220 --> 06:28:36,800 That's one of the things I really like about the Dreamcast. 6871 06:28:36,820 --> 06:28:39,840 Well, the really nice thing about the controller is, if I can just turn it around here, 6872 06:28:39,940 --> 06:28:41,740 is that you can see it's got these analog triggers. 6873 06:28:41,900 --> 06:28:44,580 So you can sort of really control how much gas or brake you give it in the game. 6874 06:28:44,580 --> 06:28:46,100 Right, you can use both fingers on those triggers. 6875 06:28:46,100 --> 06:28:46,120 Exactly. 6876 06:28:46,300 --> 06:28:50,680 And then the nice thing is this thing right here, which is the, this is where you save your games. 6877 06:28:50,780 --> 06:28:52,180 It's called the visual memory unit. 6878 06:28:52,540 --> 06:28:54,120 Looked cool, but it was shite. 6879 06:28:54,220 --> 06:28:57,160 Didn't have a Dreamcast, but, I mean, did play one. 6880 06:28:57,160 --> 06:29:02,200 I never got, I think you could play a minigame on this, like a snake or a Tetris-esque minigame. 6881 06:29:02,900 --> 06:29:05,420 The screen wasn't even as big as the fucking Game Boy one, like. 6882 06:29:05,780 --> 06:29:09,720 But you turn it over when you take it out of the game controller, and it's got a little screen here. 6883 06:29:09,800 --> 06:29:10,140 Exactly. 6884 06:29:10,260 --> 06:29:11,360 So you can actually play a little game on here? 6885 06:29:11,360 --> 06:29:11,540 Yep. 6886 06:29:11,640 --> 06:29:12,700 They call it a PDA, but. 6887 06:29:13,140 --> 06:29:14,800 I hope Stu says Game Boy here. 6888 06:29:15,200 --> 06:29:17,860 Thank you very much there, Reginald Spoon. 6889 06:29:18,360 --> 06:29:20,140 It's not really, but it's pretty cool. 6890 06:29:20,260 --> 06:29:23,540 But you can, with a cool, you can save a game on this thing and then take it to your friend's house, 6891 06:29:23,620 --> 06:29:25,700 put it into his Dreamcast and play the same game. 6892 06:29:25,700 --> 06:29:29,300 In fact, if you have two of them, you can actually hook them up and exchange data that way. 6893 06:29:29,400 --> 06:29:29,900 Oh, Dynamite. 6894 06:29:30,180 --> 06:29:34,900 All right, now, another hot game I know you like is the new version of Age of Empires right here. 6895 06:29:35,260 --> 06:29:37,600 I'm not making fun of the 90s there, Tex. 6896 06:29:38,200 --> 06:29:40,320 I'm actually celebrating the show. 6897 06:29:40,480 --> 06:29:41,220 It's a great show. 6898 06:29:43,120 --> 06:29:45,820 There's a lot of good stuff in it. 6899 06:29:46,720 --> 06:29:48,480 And a lot of rubbish stuff as well. 6900 06:29:48,580 --> 06:29:51,020 So, in a way, I am making fun of the 90s. 6901 06:29:51,160 --> 06:29:52,800 But not the decade or era. 6902 06:29:52,940 --> 06:29:53,300 The show. 6903 06:29:53,440 --> 06:29:54,400 The technology. 6904 06:29:55,700 --> 06:30:01,160 I kind of wonder what the fucking thing is that we'll be laughing about in 30 years' time. 6905 06:30:01,960 --> 06:30:03,620 If we're still here, I hope. 6906 06:30:04,660 --> 06:30:06,200 You know, will it be that funny? 6907 06:30:06,900 --> 06:30:17,700 The products and the technologies on display in the Computer Chronicles era had an innocence and kind of fucking simplicity to them that I don't really think you would get now. 6908 06:30:17,840 --> 06:30:23,080 It's all, if it is a show, it probably wouldn't really be stuff that you'd be holding. 6909 06:30:23,200 --> 06:30:26,020 It'd just be concepts and apps and things like that. 6910 06:30:27,140 --> 06:30:28,040 I mean, I could be wrong. 6911 06:30:28,040 --> 06:30:29,120 There's probably something. 6912 06:30:29,520 --> 06:30:34,860 All the stuff that you see now that's reviewed on YouTube is just people doing it themselves. 6913 06:30:35,160 --> 06:30:46,060 But, I mean, a full-on fucking budgeted show like this has its own vibe and aura encased and ensconced within it. 6914 06:30:46,060 --> 06:31:04,140 I don't think we'll be looking back at videos of Marques Brownlee or any of the big tech reviewers from now with the same reverence and love and joy that we get from Mr. Christmas himself, Stew Baby, Chaffee. 6915 06:31:04,300 --> 06:31:10,840 And here he is about to delve into nothing less or short of magical Age of Empires 2. 6916 06:31:11,020 --> 06:31:14,100 Don't have it up and running because it takes a long time to load, but tell us why you like this. 6917 06:31:14,100 --> 06:31:16,060 Well, this is a real-time strategy game. 6918 06:31:16,260 --> 06:31:20,860 And unlike the previous Age of Empires, which was set with the Greeks and the Romans, this is now set in the Middle Ages. 6919 06:31:21,280 --> 06:31:23,780 So you can play as the Vikings, the English, the Japanese. 6920 06:31:24,500 --> 06:31:31,600 And great play balancing, really detailed graphics, and just they've really done their sort of historical homework on this game. 6921 06:31:31,600 --> 06:31:33,460 Now, the original Age was a big hit, obviously. 6922 06:31:33,700 --> 06:31:34,240 Oh, huge, yeah. 6923 06:31:34,480 --> 06:31:37,460 Because, I mean, there's a lot of these types of games in this genre. 6924 06:31:37,600 --> 06:31:41,340 Well, there's a lot of them, but a lot of them, you know, just have orcs fighting against each other, that kind of thing. 6925 06:31:41,340 --> 06:31:43,880 Thank you very much, Lewis. 6926 06:31:44,000 --> 06:31:47,440 And they put a different twist on it with going into history, and it's really been successful. 6927 06:31:47,640 --> 06:31:49,260 And actually, you learn a lot from playing the game, right? 6928 06:31:49,380 --> 06:31:50,060 Yeah, yeah. And it's a good time. 6929 06:31:50,080 --> 06:31:51,380 So, you know, in Age of Kings, you like that. 6930 06:31:51,620 --> 06:31:57,240 Now, the coolest thing of all, let me move our Dreamcast away here, because I want you to show us this thing over here. 6931 06:31:57,660 --> 06:31:59,740 Can't be any cooler than the Dreamcast. 6932 06:31:59,900 --> 06:32:02,280 Which is called Red Beard's Pirate Quest. 6933 06:32:02,540 --> 06:32:04,560 This is one of these real leaps forward in games. 6934 06:32:04,560 --> 06:32:04,900 Yeah, definitely. 6935 06:32:05,060 --> 06:32:06,040 In fact, this is something my mind... 6936 06:32:06,040 --> 06:32:10,080 It very much looks like a leap backwards, but let's see where it goes here. 6937 06:32:10,080 --> 06:32:11,740 It's a little bit more than the magazine wouldn't cover, because it's for older gamers. 6938 06:32:11,900 --> 06:32:13,520 But everyone at the magazine likes it so much... 6939 06:32:13,520 --> 06:32:14,000 This is older than you? 6940 06:32:14,340 --> 06:32:14,500 Yeah. 6941 06:32:15,140 --> 06:32:17,820 That we're just playing with it all the time. 6942 06:32:17,820 --> 06:32:18,420 What's the deal here? 6943 06:32:18,460 --> 06:32:19,080 So this is a boat? 6944 06:32:19,080 --> 06:32:23,240 So what this is, it's a standard sort of pirate play set, and it attaches to your... 6945 06:32:23,240 --> 06:32:26,500 It's just a standard pirate play set, nothing more, nothing less. 6946 06:32:26,640 --> 06:32:33,240 But Stu got a little bit agitated with how long this little segment was taking up, so he does hustle and harry him a bit there. 6947 06:32:33,320 --> 06:32:34,460 I don't know if you caught that. 6948 06:32:34,460 --> 06:32:37,500 This year, which is called Red Beard's Pirate Quest. 6949 06:32:37,740 --> 06:32:39,800 This is one of these real leaps forward in games. 6950 06:32:39,800 --> 06:32:40,120 Yeah, definitely. 6951 06:32:40,240 --> 06:32:43,080 In fact, this is something my magazine wouldn't cover, because it's for older gamers. 6952 06:32:43,260 --> 06:32:44,800 But everyone at the magazine likes it so much... 6953 06:32:44,800 --> 06:32:45,340 This is older than you? 6954 06:32:45,680 --> 06:32:45,860 Yeah. 6955 06:32:46,500 --> 06:32:49,160 That we're just playing with it all the time. 6956 06:32:49,160 --> 06:32:49,760 What's the deal here? 6957 06:32:49,760 --> 06:32:50,460 So this is a boat. 6958 06:32:51,620 --> 06:32:52,800 What's the deal, man? 6959 06:32:53,680 --> 06:32:54,460 What is this? 6960 06:32:54,540 --> 06:32:59,780 It's a standard sort of pirate play set, and it attaches to your computer via the serial cable. 6961 06:32:59,940 --> 06:33:00,500 It's very simple. 6962 06:33:00,840 --> 06:33:01,920 And then on screen... 6963 06:33:01,920 --> 06:33:03,120 So this is a boat. 6964 06:33:03,460 --> 06:33:04,460 So you're an ant. 6965 06:33:04,880 --> 06:33:06,260 You can see the boat here. 6966 06:33:06,620 --> 06:33:10,100 And when you move the characters, the company makes this Zowie Interactive. 6967 06:33:10,120 --> 06:33:10,300 Yeah. 6968 06:33:10,300 --> 06:33:11,900 It has some sort of secret technology. 6969 06:33:12,040 --> 06:33:15,640 When you move the characters on the boat, it knows right where they are. 6970 06:33:15,640 --> 06:33:18,840 So you move the physical character and the computer character goes. 6971 06:33:18,960 --> 06:33:19,280 Exactly. 6972 06:33:19,280 --> 06:33:21,780 And then when you want to sail the boat, you take one of the characters. 6973 06:33:21,960 --> 06:33:22,840 Take this girl here. 6974 06:33:23,240 --> 06:33:23,980 Put her in charge. 6975 06:33:24,620 --> 06:33:25,160 And then... 6976 06:33:25,160 --> 06:33:26,040 Okay, what else? 6977 06:33:26,160 --> 06:33:26,860 Thanks for the tip. 6978 06:33:27,000 --> 06:33:29,120 She's loading it up so it knows that she's going to go run the boat right now. 6979 06:33:29,120 --> 06:33:29,140 Exactly. 6980 06:33:29,500 --> 06:33:33,240 And now, as soon as it's done loading, you'll be sailing the boat. 6981 06:33:33,300 --> 06:33:33,460 Okay. 6982 06:33:33,520 --> 06:33:35,020 And it knows which character is which. 6983 06:33:35,080 --> 06:33:35,180 Yeah. 6984 06:33:35,220 --> 06:33:35,580 It knows... 6985 06:33:35,580 --> 06:33:36,120 You'll see. 6986 06:33:36,240 --> 06:33:36,760 It's the girl... 6987 06:33:36,760 --> 06:33:39,180 This looks utterly awful. 6988 06:33:39,180 --> 06:33:44,040 And it was teed up or presented as better than the Dreamcast. 6989 06:33:45,040 --> 06:33:46,980 I mean, for fuck's sake. 6990 06:33:46,980 --> 06:33:58,260 It never works when you try and blend two concepts together like a real physical fucking thing and then a visual display that probably like... 6991 06:33:58,260 --> 06:33:59,400 I don't know. 6992 06:33:59,480 --> 06:34:02,980 You're using your imagination for the thing you have in front of you in your hands. 6993 06:34:03,140 --> 06:34:09,720 And then they're presenting you with something that is less than what you probably imagined in your mind or even is actually happening in front of you. 6994 06:34:09,860 --> 06:34:10,220 Boat. 6995 06:34:10,300 --> 06:34:10,580 Okay. 6996 06:34:10,580 --> 06:34:11,980 She's sailing towards this... 6997 06:34:11,980 --> 06:34:13,920 And so now, no joystick, no mouse. 6998 06:34:14,000 --> 06:34:15,080 You're navigating with the wheel. 6999 06:34:15,220 --> 06:34:16,620 To steer, I use the steering wheel. 7000 06:34:17,120 --> 06:34:21,560 And if you want to see what's closer, you can go up here to the crow's nest and use the... 7001 06:34:21,560 --> 06:34:22,560 Oh, that is so cool. 7002 06:34:23,340 --> 06:34:23,520 Yep. 7003 06:34:23,640 --> 06:34:24,600 And it's just fantastic. 7004 06:34:25,140 --> 06:34:25,880 What's it with the... 7005 06:34:25,880 --> 06:34:29,880 The dead, emotionless delivery. 7006 06:34:29,880 --> 06:34:35,340 The kind of how much time left in the segment delivery of... 7007 06:34:35,340 --> 06:34:38,820 That is so cool from Stu there. 7008 06:34:39,440 --> 06:34:40,620 Deer, I use the steering wheel. 7009 06:34:41,120 --> 06:34:45,580 And if you want to see what's closer, you can go up here to the crow's nest and use the... 7010 06:34:45,580 --> 06:34:46,580 Oh, that is so cool. 7011 06:34:47,340 --> 06:34:47,540 Yep. 7012 06:34:47,640 --> 06:34:48,760 And it's just fantastic. 7013 06:34:49,140 --> 06:34:50,180 What's it with the cannon thing? 7014 06:34:50,240 --> 06:34:50,700 Same idea? 7015 06:34:50,840 --> 06:34:50,980 Yeah. 7016 06:34:51,000 --> 06:34:52,100 So you shoot other boats with that? 7017 06:34:52,120 --> 06:34:54,500 If I drop somebody over here on the cannon... 7018 06:34:54,500 --> 06:34:55,200 All right. 7019 06:34:55,240 --> 06:34:57,160 So now she's running the cannon. 7020 06:34:58,280 --> 06:34:58,600 Yep. 7021 06:34:58,600 --> 06:35:02,480 So if I want to fire, I just move the cannon to aim, push the button to fire. 7022 06:35:02,720 --> 06:35:03,780 That is so dynamite. 7023 06:35:03,860 --> 06:35:05,960 So, I mean, forget, you know, the generic... 7024 06:35:05,960 --> 06:35:06,900 It's so dynamite. 7025 06:35:06,920 --> 06:35:07,780 Joystick and the mouse. 7026 06:35:07,800 --> 06:35:08,020 Exactly. 7027 06:35:08,020 --> 06:35:10,120 You really have a real game that works on the computer. 7028 06:35:10,140 --> 06:35:12,640 Once you get this running, you don't need the keyboard or the mouse at all. 7029 06:35:12,820 --> 06:35:14,060 Well, and just plugs in like a joystick? 7030 06:35:14,140 --> 06:35:14,960 Yeah, it's really easy. 7031 06:35:15,240 --> 06:35:16,480 It takes five minutes to set up. 7032 06:35:16,500 --> 06:35:17,060 How much does it cost? 7033 06:35:17,220 --> 06:35:17,840 60 bucks. 7034 06:35:18,640 --> 06:35:18,880 Wow. 7035 06:35:18,880 --> 06:35:19,580 All right, one more thing. 7036 06:35:19,700 --> 06:35:19,860 I want... 7037 06:35:19,860 --> 06:35:23,900 Just the dead air at the end of the 60 bucks, leaving it hanging. 7038 06:35:24,420 --> 06:35:33,420 Stu there is saying something while saying nothing because he's leaving it to the viewer to say that that's a bad deal. 7039 06:35:33,920 --> 06:35:34,580 He knows that. 7040 06:35:35,300 --> 06:35:37,240 And he's got enough class. 7041 06:35:37,760 --> 06:35:38,820 Let me tell you about Stu. 7042 06:35:38,940 --> 06:35:41,160 He's got enough class not to say that. 7043 06:35:42,220 --> 06:35:42,620 Right. 7044 06:35:42,820 --> 06:35:45,460 Once you get this running, you don't need the keyboard or the mouse at all. 7045 06:35:45,660 --> 06:35:46,880 And just plugs in like a joystick? 7046 06:35:46,980 --> 06:35:47,800 Yeah, it's really easy. 7047 06:35:48,100 --> 06:35:48,480 How much? 7048 06:35:48,560 --> 06:35:49,320 It takes five minutes to set up. 7049 06:35:49,340 --> 06:35:49,900 How much does it cost? 7050 06:35:50,080 --> 06:35:50,680 60 bucks. 7051 06:35:51,660 --> 06:35:52,260 All right, one more thing. 7052 06:35:53,640 --> 06:35:54,280 Right, okay. 7053 06:35:54,900 --> 06:35:55,500 One more thing. 7054 06:35:55,560 --> 06:35:57,800 I want you to show us this one over here, Chris. 7055 06:35:57,900 --> 06:36:01,160 I guess you might call this the girl's version of that same idea. 7056 06:36:01,500 --> 06:36:03,220 Oh, God, the girl's version. 7057 06:36:05,260 --> 06:36:07,700 This is another joystick, right? 7058 06:36:07,800 --> 06:36:08,160 Exactly. 7059 06:36:08,160 --> 06:36:10,700 This is called Ellie's Secret Garden. 7060 06:36:10,940 --> 06:36:15,020 That was the boy's version before. 7061 06:36:15,220 --> 06:36:16,620 It had a fucking... 7062 06:36:16,620 --> 06:36:17,980 It was a girl steering the ship. 7063 06:36:18,040 --> 06:36:19,060 It was anyone's version. 7064 06:36:20,060 --> 06:36:20,960 Ellie's Enchanted Garden, actually. 7065 06:36:20,960 --> 06:36:21,980 Ellie's Enchanted Garden, sorry about that. 7066 06:36:22,100 --> 06:36:27,900 So this guy, I meant to believe that this tech reviewer guy has played with this and he knows the ins and outs of it. 7067 06:36:27,900 --> 06:36:28,340 Same kind of thing. 7068 06:36:28,400 --> 06:36:29,940 You can move these different characters around. 7069 06:36:30,400 --> 06:36:32,460 And this one actually has more things that move than the... 7070 06:36:32,460 --> 06:36:34,160 And it's plugged into the serial port. 7071 06:36:34,180 --> 06:36:35,380 This is the way you run the game. 7072 06:36:35,380 --> 06:36:37,500 Play a game just with moving these characters around. 7073 06:36:37,880 --> 06:36:39,780 A little non-violent for people who don't want that. 7074 06:36:39,860 --> 06:36:40,160 Exactly. 7075 06:36:40,440 --> 06:36:40,780 Very cool. 7076 06:36:40,860 --> 06:36:41,420 Thank you very much. 7077 06:36:41,560 --> 06:36:41,940 Yeah, thanks a lot. 7078 06:36:42,120 --> 06:36:42,380 All right. 7079 06:36:42,420 --> 06:36:47,500 Well, now on to palm top and portable goodies and some amazing new products and technologies. 7080 06:36:48,300 --> 06:36:50,640 Hot top and product are amazing. 7081 06:36:51,180 --> 06:36:57,860 Get a really good tune out of what he's saying for the little links, especially when there's hot stuff, hot tech. 7082 06:36:58,640 --> 06:37:00,880 A little non-violent for people who don't want that. 7083 06:37:00,940 --> 06:37:01,280 Exactly. 7084 06:37:02,040 --> 06:37:03,600 Dom, it's the computer chronicles. 7085 06:37:03,600 --> 06:37:08,620 And there's a whole treasure trove of them up on internet archive. 7086 06:37:08,680 --> 06:37:09,420 Very cool. 7087 06:37:09,480 --> 06:37:10,080 Thank you very much. 7088 06:37:10,080 --> 06:37:10,340 Yeah, thanks. 7089 06:37:10,480 --> 06:37:11,660 Very cool shows. 7090 06:37:12,020 --> 06:37:12,500 Dynamite. 7091 06:37:12,820 --> 06:37:13,680 Real good stuff. 7092 06:37:14,140 --> 06:37:14,760 All right. 7093 06:37:14,820 --> 06:37:18,080 Well, now on to palm top and palm top. 7094 06:37:18,080 --> 06:37:18,080 Palm top. 7095 06:37:18,080 --> 06:37:22,120 I gotta tell you, look at the way he's pursing his lips. 7096 06:37:22,340 --> 06:37:25,420 Ready to fucking pop out those peas. 7097 06:37:26,700 --> 06:37:27,660 Palm top. 7098 06:37:28,440 --> 06:37:37,680 And like, it's up there with, what was it, not tabletop, game, game, stop, no, hand held palm top. 7099 06:37:38,520 --> 06:37:40,240 Portable goodies and some amazing. 7100 06:37:40,960 --> 06:37:41,880 Palm top. 7101 06:37:42,100 --> 06:37:43,260 Portable goodies. 7102 06:37:44,000 --> 06:37:45,040 Amazing new products. 7103 06:37:45,400 --> 06:37:48,460 Real lips purchased for the peas. 7104 06:37:48,460 --> 06:37:48,580 Technologies. 7105 06:37:49,580 --> 06:37:51,360 With us again, Chris Gorman and Tim. 7106 06:37:51,740 --> 06:37:52,660 Gris Gorman. 7107 06:37:52,920 --> 06:37:53,380 I don't want that. 7108 06:37:53,440 --> 06:37:53,780 Exactly. 7109 06:37:54,040 --> 06:37:54,400 Very cool. 7110 06:37:54,460 --> 06:37:55,020 Thank you very much. 7111 06:37:55,040 --> 06:37:55,540 Yeah, thanks a lot. 7112 06:37:55,720 --> 06:37:55,980 All right. 7113 06:37:56,020 --> 06:38:01,040 Well, now on to palm top and portable goodies and some amazing new products and technologies. 7114 06:38:01,500 --> 06:38:04,560 With us again, Chris Gorman and Tim Baharan of Creative Strategies. 7115 06:38:04,860 --> 06:38:05,880 Tim, let's start with you. 7116 06:38:06,040 --> 06:38:07,080 And you have, I know you're a big. 7117 06:38:07,080 --> 06:38:10,900 They've treated their old guests as new guests. 7118 06:38:11,140 --> 06:38:12,860 Portable, notebook kind of guy. 7119 06:38:13,220 --> 06:38:14,400 This is what, the new ThinkPad? 7120 06:38:14,400 --> 06:38:17,780 Yeah, this is the new ThinkPad in the ultra-portable category. 7121 06:38:17,940 --> 06:38:18,400 The ThinkPad 240Z. 7122 06:38:19,040 --> 06:38:19,720 So tiny. 7123 06:38:19,980 --> 06:38:21,640 Yeah, it weighs about 2.8 pounds. 7124 06:38:22,380 --> 06:38:24,240 It's like about, it's an inch or less than an inch. 7125 06:38:24,240 --> 06:38:25,400 It is, $17.99. 7126 06:38:25,660 --> 06:38:26,600 Great keyboard. 7127 06:38:27,180 --> 06:38:29,340 But what they've done different than some of the other ultra-portable. 7128 06:38:29,340 --> 06:38:31,640 What a gorgeous laptop. 7129 06:38:32,940 --> 06:38:35,840 What an absolutely gorgeous laptop that is. 7130 06:38:35,880 --> 06:38:36,380 Have you seen it? 7131 06:38:36,400 --> 06:38:36,800 Portables. 7132 06:38:37,020 --> 06:38:42,020 Look at the little, it's got one of those nubs in the middle of the keyboard that you just 7133 06:38:42,020 --> 06:38:46,360 went at, like, to move the cursor around the screen. 7134 06:38:46,440 --> 06:38:48,100 Actually added all the port. 7135 06:38:48,420 --> 06:38:49,500 A real bad boy. 7136 06:38:49,640 --> 06:38:51,600 So you don't have to have a port replicator that you carry. 7137 06:38:51,600 --> 06:38:52,800 So this is the whole ballgame. 7138 06:38:52,940 --> 06:38:53,320 Plug in there. 7139 06:38:53,660 --> 06:38:55,980 Again, the whole fucking ballgame in a box. 7140 06:38:55,980 --> 06:38:56,260 Everything. 7141 06:38:56,880 --> 06:38:59,020 Serial, parallel, and video out. 7142 06:38:59,020 --> 06:39:00,220 The imaginary fit cursor. 7143 06:39:00,220 --> 06:39:02,600 And so for $17.99, you have a great little system. 7144 06:39:02,600 --> 06:39:03,160 What processor? 7145 06:39:03,480 --> 06:39:07,780 This is a P2, I believe it's 266. 7146 06:39:07,780 --> 06:39:07,780 Okay. 7147 06:39:07,780 --> 06:39:09,180 So I mean, it's a hefty little machine there. 7148 06:39:09,180 --> 06:39:10,180 Good little machine, right. 7149 06:39:10,260 --> 06:39:12,020 And it's got about a 4-gig hard drive on it. 7150 06:39:12,080 --> 06:39:12,900 So it's pretty solid. 7151 06:39:13,240 --> 06:39:14,280 Pop up the lid on that. 7152 06:39:14,280 --> 06:39:16,400 I know you also like this new compact Armada. 7153 06:39:16,560 --> 06:39:16,800 Why? 7154 06:39:17,240 --> 06:39:17,920 Well, a couple things. 7155 06:39:18,020 --> 06:39:18,900 First of all... 7156 06:39:18,900 --> 06:39:20,160 First of all, we're watching a movie on it. 7157 06:39:20,200 --> 06:39:20,920 We're watching a movie, right. 7158 06:39:20,940 --> 06:39:21,860 So it's got a DVD drive. 7159 06:39:22,020 --> 06:39:23,280 What you've got is a slice. 7160 06:39:23,380 --> 06:39:25,180 The bottom slice has the DVD player. 7161 06:39:25,180 --> 06:39:26,820 One of those jobs where you can just pull it apart. 7162 06:39:26,940 --> 06:39:28,240 With the 3 1⁄2-inch floppy. 7163 06:39:28,420 --> 06:39:28,880 Everything's there. 7164 06:39:28,960 --> 06:39:30,500 So basically, this is my desk. 7165 06:39:30,940 --> 06:39:31,740 Desktop replacement. 7166 06:39:31,900 --> 06:39:34,040 And I literally do that as a desktop replacement. 7167 06:39:34,040 --> 06:39:34,720 So this has it all. 7168 06:39:34,760 --> 06:39:35,960 But even this baby is pretty small. 7169 06:39:35,980 --> 06:39:36,860 Under 5 pounds. 7170 06:39:37,260 --> 06:39:40,360 But when I go on the road, what I do is I pop out... 7171 06:39:40,360 --> 06:39:40,940 The toolbox. 7172 06:39:40,940 --> 06:39:41,340 This. 7173 06:39:41,740 --> 06:39:46,080 And now I've got something that's about 2.9 pounds. 7174 06:39:46,600 --> 06:39:48,220 This, again, is a Celeron. 7175 06:39:48,580 --> 06:39:49,920 But it's a great little system. 7176 06:39:50,460 --> 06:39:55,160 And it works on the road for me now as a full portable system. 7177 06:39:55,160 --> 06:39:57,220 And so you can leave this guy at home on your desk. 7178 06:39:57,340 --> 06:39:58,160 And you've got it all. 7179 06:39:58,160 --> 06:39:58,480 And they do the same things. 7180 06:39:58,800 --> 06:40:00,400 They put all the ports on there. 7181 06:40:00,400 --> 06:40:00,640 Yeah. 7182 06:40:01,120 --> 06:40:02,840 Really, really smart design. 7183 06:40:03,120 --> 06:40:04,620 This is actually considered right now. 7184 06:40:04,640 --> 06:40:05,300 He reminds... 7185 06:40:05,300 --> 06:40:06,280 Stu... 7186 06:40:06,280 --> 06:40:10,420 Actually, I've just realized after four years of watching Stu. 7187 06:40:10,660 --> 06:40:11,180 Maybe five. 7188 06:40:11,280 --> 06:40:11,980 Maybe four, actually. 7189 06:40:13,280 --> 06:40:18,140 There's a bit of Kevin Spacey in his timbre. 7190 06:40:18,400 --> 06:40:20,700 Or fucking voice delivery. 7191 06:40:20,840 --> 06:40:21,560 I don't know what it is. 7192 06:40:22,320 --> 06:40:25,000 I'm not saying in a kind of creepy way. 7193 06:40:25,060 --> 06:40:27,060 But I'm just saying in an acting kind of sense. 7194 06:40:27,120 --> 06:40:28,100 He sounds like him. 7195 06:40:28,160 --> 06:40:29,240 And the delivery is... 7196 06:40:29,240 --> 06:40:33,740 He's got the strong vocal resonation or whatever you call that. 7197 06:40:33,800 --> 06:40:36,160 Vocal register as Spacey. 7198 06:40:36,900 --> 06:40:37,280 Do you know? 7199 06:40:37,820 --> 06:40:39,620 I can imagine Spacey saying, 7200 06:40:40,020 --> 06:40:41,120 Okay, it's a great... 7201 06:40:41,840 --> 06:40:43,180 Okay, that's a great little piece. 7202 06:40:43,260 --> 06:40:44,520 That's the whole ballgame. 7203 06:40:44,700 --> 06:40:45,140 Right. 7204 06:40:45,620 --> 06:40:50,360 Do you know the way he would be, like, disaffected in fucking American Beauty? 7205 06:40:50,660 --> 06:40:52,660 And he'd talk, like, uh... 7206 06:40:53,380 --> 06:40:55,460 Oh, you don't like your Happy Meal. 7207 06:40:56,040 --> 06:40:56,980 How sad. 7208 06:40:57,580 --> 06:41:00,300 Like, there's a lot of that in Stu's delivery as well. 7209 06:41:00,340 --> 06:41:01,660 I wonder, do they come from the same... 7210 06:41:02,800 --> 06:41:04,120 Place or what? 7211 06:41:06,620 --> 06:41:07,320 Graphically, I mean. 7212 06:41:07,580 --> 06:41:10,580 And so you can leave this guy at home on your desk and you've got it all. 7213 06:41:10,580 --> 06:41:10,880 And they do the same things. 7214 06:41:11,260 --> 06:41:12,800 They put all the ports on there. 7215 06:41:12,800 --> 06:41:12,820 Still got all the ports there. 7216 06:41:12,960 --> 06:41:13,100 Yeah. 7217 06:41:13,560 --> 06:41:13,880 Really. 7218 06:41:14,260 --> 06:41:16,040 Still got all the ports there. 7219 06:41:16,840 --> 06:41:19,560 That sounds like something Spacey would say in a film. 7220 06:41:19,680 --> 06:41:20,980 A really smart design. 7221 06:41:21,300 --> 06:41:24,880 This is actually considered right now probably the hottest machine on the market. 7222 06:41:24,880 --> 06:41:25,820 And what does this thing cost? 7223 06:41:26,040 --> 06:41:28,200 The portable itself is $18.99. 7224 06:41:28,300 --> 06:41:29,080 Okay, you can buy it separately. 7225 06:41:29,180 --> 06:41:30,360 Just the piece and then buy the dock. 7226 06:41:30,360 --> 06:41:31,620 And then the slice runs about... 7227 06:41:31,620 --> 06:41:32,800 I believe it's about $300. 7228 06:41:33,220 --> 06:41:34,660 That's such a brilliant piece of design, isn't it? 7229 06:41:34,660 --> 06:41:36,220 Just slice that thing in half, leave the junk behind. 7230 06:41:36,260 --> 06:41:36,560 It really is. 7231 06:41:36,560 --> 06:41:37,200 It's one of the best. 7232 06:41:37,360 --> 06:41:38,860 Now, you really want to get small. 7233 06:41:39,020 --> 06:41:40,560 A lot of people are not familiar with this thing. 7234 06:41:40,620 --> 06:41:41,180 Tell us about it. 7235 06:41:41,200 --> 06:41:41,340 Right. 7236 06:41:41,420 --> 06:41:44,120 This is from a company called Scion and it's called the Revo. 7237 06:41:44,280 --> 06:41:47,580 This is the newest hand-held device. 7238 06:41:47,800 --> 06:41:51,940 Kevin Spacey in a Computer Chronicles episode would be good. 7239 06:41:52,500 --> 06:41:52,740 Category. 7240 06:41:53,440 --> 06:41:59,880 And basically, you know, I can go in, put calendar, scheduler, notepads, phone numbers, write notes. 7241 06:41:59,880 --> 06:42:01,380 This is more than just a PDA, right? 7242 06:42:01,440 --> 06:42:02,320 I mean, this is a computer. 7243 06:42:02,540 --> 06:42:03,200 It really is. 7244 06:42:03,200 --> 06:42:06,060 When you really get down to it, it's a computer in its own right. 7245 06:42:06,500 --> 06:42:10,780 And the keyboard is a little small, but you can't actually type in it as I type my own name. 7246 06:42:10,780 --> 06:42:13,140 You can do spreadsheet, word processor, the whole bit in here, right? 7247 06:42:13,140 --> 06:42:13,480 It's incredible. 7248 06:42:14,300 --> 06:42:15,400 It's the whole ballgame. 7249 06:42:16,400 --> 06:42:18,240 It's the whole ballgame. 7250 06:42:19,120 --> 06:42:21,060 Thank you very much, Danny, for the tip there. 7251 06:42:21,240 --> 06:42:24,640 Stu always has a great flow in his presentation. 7252 06:42:24,800 --> 06:42:25,300 He really does. 7253 06:42:25,300 --> 06:42:29,720 You want to really go beyond the Palm Pilot kind of stuff and really have all kinds of, you know, software functionality. 7254 06:42:29,860 --> 06:42:30,500 You could use this thing. 7255 06:42:30,580 --> 06:42:30,700 Right. 7256 06:42:30,760 --> 06:42:32,420 And it's just on the market now for about $2.99. 7257 06:42:33,060 --> 06:42:34,180 You've got word in it. 7258 06:42:34,240 --> 06:42:37,020 Shefay is from Philadelphia and Spacey is from New Jersey. 7259 06:42:37,180 --> 06:42:38,140 It's not too far away. 7260 06:42:39,440 --> 06:42:43,620 And Spacey wouldn't wipe Stu's shoes, says Sean. 7261 06:42:46,700 --> 06:42:49,160 The whole caboodle, says Owen. 7262 06:42:49,160 --> 06:42:50,340 And people may not have heard this. 7263 06:42:50,400 --> 06:42:53,760 In fact, I think it's the world's largest seller of Palm Top devices, just not in this country. 7264 06:42:53,760 --> 06:42:54,620 They come out of Europe. 7265 06:42:54,620 --> 06:42:54,760 Palm Top. 7266 06:42:54,920 --> 06:42:58,300 And it uses an operating system called the Epoch 32. 7267 06:42:58,540 --> 06:42:58,780 Uh-huh. 7268 06:42:58,840 --> 06:43:00,600 But it is one of the largest sellers around the world. 7269 06:43:00,600 --> 06:43:00,600 Uh-huh. 7270 06:43:00,600 --> 06:43:01,060 All right. 7271 06:43:01,140 --> 06:43:02,660 And it is tiny and small. 7272 06:43:02,800 --> 06:43:02,940 Oh, yeah. 7273 06:43:02,940 --> 06:43:04,360 And you sync up with your, with your best set? 7274 06:43:04,360 --> 06:43:05,300 Yeah, put it in a little cradle. 7275 06:43:05,380 --> 06:43:05,860 Same idea. 7276 06:43:06,000 --> 06:43:07,980 Just like the Pilot, Palm Pilot, syncs right up. 7277 06:43:08,000 --> 06:43:08,000 All right. 7278 06:43:08,000 --> 06:43:10,620 Speaking of which, what is this little gadget over here? 7279 06:43:10,900 --> 06:43:11,840 This is real interesting. 7280 06:43:12,020 --> 06:43:14,600 This is Pocket Mail's product called the Back Flip. 7281 06:43:14,720 --> 06:43:19,460 And what it does is it's basically an acoustic coupler modem for the Palm Pilot. 7282 06:43:19,460 --> 06:43:21,720 So I put my Palm Pilot in it. 7283 06:43:22,140 --> 06:43:24,080 And I activate the slot. 7284 06:43:24,080 --> 06:43:26,160 I forgot about Tim's finger as well. 7285 06:43:26,160 --> 06:43:27,520 And I take this to any. 7286 06:43:27,860 --> 06:43:28,960 It's been an accident or something. 7287 06:43:28,960 --> 06:43:29,360 Telephone. 7288 06:43:29,500 --> 06:43:30,820 Just stick it next to a telephone. 7289 06:43:31,000 --> 06:43:31,180 Right. 7290 06:43:31,280 --> 06:43:33,580 And it's really a modern day acoustic coupler. 7291 06:43:33,940 --> 06:43:34,900 Stick it on the phone. 7292 06:43:35,400 --> 06:43:37,580 It was designed by some ex-NASA scientists. 7293 06:43:37,860 --> 06:43:39,780 And it's actually the most powerful acoustic coupler. 7294 06:43:39,780 --> 06:43:42,120 So you don't have to look for a phone with an RJ11 jack. 7295 06:43:42,180 --> 06:43:43,420 You don't have to carry around a wire. 7296 06:43:43,560 --> 06:43:44,820 You just find any pay phone. 7297 06:43:45,120 --> 06:43:45,880 Around the world. 7298 06:43:46,080 --> 06:43:46,820 Around the world. 7299 06:43:46,840 --> 06:43:47,420 Anywhere around the world. 7300 06:43:47,420 --> 06:43:48,640 So it doesn't matter what standard. 7301 06:43:48,800 --> 06:43:48,940 No. 7302 06:43:48,940 --> 06:43:51,760 Especially because of this acoustic coupler. 7303 06:43:52,200 --> 06:43:53,280 It has noise cancelling. 7304 06:43:53,600 --> 06:43:54,260 So I just stick it on the phone. 7305 06:43:54,260 --> 06:43:54,920 So it actually works. 7306 06:43:55,000 --> 06:43:57,900 I mean, you don't worry about the, you know, at the airport, the announcement comes on and 7307 06:43:57,900 --> 06:43:58,600 it screws up your download. 7308 06:43:58,600 --> 06:44:00,460 No, it really is a superb little thing. 7309 06:44:00,500 --> 06:44:01,660 And it's $99 as well. 7310 06:44:01,800 --> 06:44:02,200 $99? 7311 06:44:02,680 --> 06:44:02,880 Right. 7312 06:44:03,320 --> 06:44:03,960 That is amazing. 7313 06:44:04,020 --> 06:44:04,340 That's cool. 7314 06:44:04,760 --> 06:44:06,400 All right, Chris, I know you're a Mac person. 7315 06:44:06,480 --> 06:44:07,120 You find these little windows. 7316 06:44:07,460 --> 06:44:08,440 All right, Chris. 7317 06:44:08,880 --> 06:44:09,760 True reflection. 7318 06:44:09,920 --> 06:44:10,920 Thank you very much, sir. 7319 06:44:11,840 --> 06:44:13,080 Handheld tipping device. 7320 06:44:13,100 --> 06:44:14,340 One of those things boring over here. 7321 06:44:14,540 --> 06:44:15,660 And you brought your iBook. 7322 06:44:15,740 --> 06:44:17,640 And let me bring it out here so everybody can see it. 7323 06:44:17,960 --> 06:44:18,900 And you love this baby. 7324 06:44:18,900 --> 06:44:20,400 Oh, what's not to love? 7325 06:44:20,780 --> 06:44:21,180 Okay. 7326 06:44:21,460 --> 06:44:22,580 You'll love this baby. 7327 06:44:22,720 --> 06:44:23,480 About the iBook. 7328 06:44:23,580 --> 06:44:25,280 Besides being... 7329 06:44:25,280 --> 06:44:27,860 What a clamshell of a fucking laptop. 7330 06:44:28,040 --> 06:44:29,340 I don't even remember these guys. 7331 06:44:30,720 --> 06:44:31,620 It's disgusting. 7332 06:44:34,000 --> 06:44:36,100 It's like everything... 7333 06:44:36,100 --> 06:44:39,780 It's 1999 encapsulated in a product. 7334 06:44:40,060 --> 06:44:40,820 And this is... 7335 06:44:40,820 --> 06:44:42,140 I don't know what episode this is. 7336 06:44:42,200 --> 06:44:43,100 I don't know what year it is. 7337 06:44:43,160 --> 06:44:45,140 But it's probably in and around there. 7338 06:44:45,280 --> 06:44:45,880 Sexy and... 7339 06:44:45,880 --> 06:44:46,380 It looks great. 7340 06:44:46,500 --> 06:44:47,540 Oh, it looks fabulous. 7341 06:44:47,880 --> 06:44:49,500 But it's a high-powered machine. 7342 06:44:49,740 --> 06:44:50,600 It's a good computer, huh? 7343 06:44:50,600 --> 06:44:51,900 It's a fabulous computer. 7344 06:44:52,060 --> 06:44:53,520 It's got the CDs, got the USB. 7345 06:44:53,520 --> 06:44:53,760 It's got the USB. 7346 06:44:53,760 --> 06:44:54,360 It's got the turn around, sure. 7347 06:44:54,420 --> 06:44:56,360 But it's got the ports over there, I guess. 7348 06:44:57,140 --> 06:44:59,340 You know, the well-powered handle. 7349 06:44:59,340 --> 06:44:59,500 The handle. 7350 06:44:59,500 --> 06:45:00,140 The famous handle. 7351 06:45:00,720 --> 06:45:02,560 It's a famous handle as well. 7352 06:45:02,740 --> 06:45:03,320 It's curved. 7353 06:45:03,820 --> 06:45:04,460 No, it's very cool. 7354 06:45:04,460 --> 06:45:05,320 The little ports over there. 7355 06:45:05,360 --> 06:45:07,740 But it runs at a G3 at 300 megahertz. 7356 06:45:07,760 --> 06:45:10,260 Okay, but I mean, it's an iMac portable. 7357 06:45:10,440 --> 06:45:11,440 So you get all the power to the iMac. 7358 06:45:11,440 --> 06:45:12,900 It's everything that Apple does great in smaller factory. 7359 06:45:12,900 --> 06:45:13,960 Yeah, iMac to go, basically. 7360 06:45:14,080 --> 06:45:14,260 Yeah. 7361 06:45:14,620 --> 06:45:15,240 And this is... 7362 06:45:15,240 --> 06:45:19,860 Everything in a box, just the way you always want it, for $599. 7363 06:45:21,180 --> 06:45:22,920 Kinksy, thank you very much for the tip there. 7364 06:45:22,920 --> 06:45:24,700 Is really consumer, student-oriented, too? 7365 06:45:24,700 --> 06:45:27,020 Yeah, is really consumers. 7366 06:45:27,300 --> 06:45:28,220 At 300 megahertz. 7367 06:45:28,240 --> 06:45:31,920 Okay, but I mean, it's an iMac portable, so you get all the power to the iMac. 7368 06:45:31,920 --> 06:45:34,060 It's everything that Apple does great in smaller factory. 7369 06:45:34,060 --> 06:45:34,460 Yeah, iMac to go, basically. 7370 06:45:34,580 --> 06:45:34,780 Yeah. 7371 06:45:35,060 --> 06:45:37,240 And this is really consumer, student-oriented, too? 7372 06:45:37,240 --> 06:45:41,160 Yeah, it really is targeted to consumer, and Apple's got it going specifically to that. 7373 06:45:41,240 --> 06:45:44,480 I mean, I don't think I would take that into a business meeting, per se. 7374 06:45:45,100 --> 06:45:46,320 Well, I think that's the debate, though. 7375 06:45:46,620 --> 06:45:47,720 It's consumer... 7376 06:45:47,720 --> 06:45:50,600 You'd be fucking laughed out the business meeting, that thing. 7377 06:45:51,700 --> 06:45:52,800 Fucking clamshell. 7378 06:45:53,620 --> 06:45:57,640 Neon-painted, translucent, fucking cased clamshell. 7379 06:45:58,020 --> 06:45:58,440 What is that? 7380 06:45:58,600 --> 06:45:59,600 A V-Tech, is it? 7381 06:45:59,860 --> 06:46:03,900 Are you learning your ABCs, or are you going to show us a spreadsheet and the fucking turnover 7382 06:46:03,900 --> 06:46:04,760 for the year before? 7383 06:46:04,900 --> 06:46:10,340 Or maybe from the get-go, but because it's so high-powered, it's a great machine for anybody 7384 06:46:10,340 --> 06:46:11,100 who's... 7385 06:46:11,100 --> 06:46:12,980 Well, maybe it depends on how old you are, right? 7386 06:46:13,160 --> 06:46:13,520 I think so. 7387 06:46:14,200 --> 06:46:15,140 Stuart said it. 7388 06:46:15,200 --> 06:46:17,620 Stuart knew it looked like a fucking child's product. 7389 06:46:17,820 --> 06:46:18,340 It's shite. 7390 06:46:18,400 --> 06:46:20,340 If you're in your 20s, you can carry your iBook to the media. 7391 06:46:20,340 --> 06:46:21,980 If you think young, you can have it. 7392 06:46:21,980 --> 06:46:22,980 Kids love this one. 7393 06:46:23,100 --> 06:46:23,220 Yeah. 7394 06:46:23,420 --> 06:46:23,620 All right. 7395 06:46:23,680 --> 06:46:27,180 Now, Tim's been playing around with this little thing over here, which, Chris, I want you... 7396 06:46:27,180 --> 06:46:27,540 Okay. 7397 06:46:27,640 --> 06:46:28,800 We've got the iClam. 7398 06:46:29,180 --> 06:46:30,980 This is based on a shell from the sea. 7399 06:46:31,340 --> 06:46:34,020 This is based on a creature, sea creature. 7400 06:46:34,260 --> 06:46:36,040 And Tim's been playing with this clam. 7401 06:46:36,140 --> 06:46:39,880 To show us, Chris, this is really an incredible new piece of technology for Palm Pilot people. 7402 06:46:39,940 --> 06:46:40,100 Right. 7403 06:46:40,160 --> 06:46:41,600 This is the Ecrio from Ecrio. 7404 06:46:41,600 --> 06:46:41,640 Ecrio. 7405 06:46:41,640 --> 06:46:41,720 Ecrio. 7406 06:46:41,940 --> 06:46:42,220 Okay. 7407 06:46:42,700 --> 06:46:44,040 And what this is... 7408 06:46:44,040 --> 06:46:45,920 Looks depressing. 7409 06:46:46,200 --> 06:46:50,280 I got really depressed just then, right when they opened that up. 7410 06:46:50,580 --> 06:46:52,620 When they took it out, I felt sad. 7411 06:46:52,940 --> 06:46:58,260 But when they opened it there and I saw that, I just felt like this is just not good. 7412 06:46:58,680 --> 06:46:59,680 A leather... 7413 06:46:59,680 --> 06:47:02,580 Which, Chris, I want you to show us because this is really an incredible... 7414 06:47:02,580 --> 06:47:04,320 Fucking Bible-looking York. 7415 06:47:04,580 --> 06:47:07,960 Nothing exciting has ever come in a fucking package like that. 7416 06:47:08,120 --> 06:47:09,540 Technology for Palm Pilot people. 7417 06:47:09,620 --> 06:47:09,760 Right. 7418 06:47:09,820 --> 06:47:11,240 This is the Ecrio from Ecrio. 7419 06:47:11,240 --> 06:47:11,360 Ecrio. 7420 06:47:11,540 --> 06:47:11,780 Okay. 7421 06:47:12,320 --> 06:47:12,800 And what this is... 7422 06:47:12,800 --> 06:47:13,820 Let me hold it for you to make it easy for me. 7423 06:47:13,820 --> 06:47:14,620 Christ on a bike. 7424 06:47:14,620 --> 06:47:15,160 A leather organizer. 7425 06:47:15,160 --> 06:47:17,720 It looks like just a little organizer thing you'd buy to carry your Pilot. 7426 06:47:17,720 --> 06:47:18,660 You've got your Palm Pilot. 7427 06:47:18,900 --> 06:47:20,740 You've got your regular pad of paper on this side. 7428 06:47:20,740 --> 06:47:20,800 Piece of paper. 7429 06:47:20,980 --> 06:47:21,160 Ballpoint pen. 7430 06:47:21,160 --> 06:47:23,700 But underneath this pad of paper is a pressure... 7431 06:47:23,700 --> 06:47:25,680 And that's the whole ballpoint right there. 7432 06:47:26,440 --> 06:47:29,240 Padding, thank you very, very much for keeping me sane through the flu. 7433 06:47:30,180 --> 06:47:31,820 Fucking shame about the flu, isn't it? 7434 06:47:32,460 --> 06:47:33,580 Fucking Lemsip it up, man. 7435 06:47:33,600 --> 06:47:35,900 Sensitive pad that takes what you write. 7436 06:47:36,120 --> 06:47:37,660 You need a Lemsip to the head. 7437 06:47:38,320 --> 06:47:39,380 Delicious clam as well. 7438 06:47:39,380 --> 06:47:40,260 Thank you for the tip. 7439 06:47:40,660 --> 06:47:41,420 You can see it over there. 7440 06:47:41,420 --> 06:47:41,960 Oh, look at that. 7441 06:47:42,060 --> 06:47:42,920 That is so cool. 7442 06:47:43,140 --> 06:47:43,340 That is so cool. 7443 06:47:43,340 --> 06:47:46,400 So you can be in your meetings, taking your notes, and it creates... 7444 06:47:46,400 --> 06:47:47,220 And it sends it to RF. 7445 06:47:47,220 --> 06:47:49,440 So somehow the piece of paper talks to the Pilot. 7446 06:47:49,520 --> 06:47:49,680 Right. 7447 06:47:49,740 --> 06:47:51,520 It's going RF wirelessly over to the Pilot. 7448 06:47:51,520 --> 06:47:52,420 So write some more, Chris. 7449 06:47:52,440 --> 06:47:52,900 Let's see this. 7450 06:47:53,000 --> 06:47:55,980 And the Pilot is then capturing this data in ink. 7451 06:47:56,160 --> 06:47:58,880 And then when you go back and sync it in through the software. 7452 06:47:58,880 --> 06:47:59,260 Fuck off. 7453 06:47:59,420 --> 06:48:04,680 It becomes a bitmap image that you can then take and put it and embed it in any document you want. 7454 06:48:04,840 --> 06:48:09,460 This is the redemption arc for the shit technology that I dissed. 7455 06:48:09,460 --> 06:48:11,120 It's actually winning me over now. 7456 06:48:11,220 --> 06:48:13,920 And I'm beginning to see how amazing it is. 7457 06:48:14,000 --> 06:48:15,080 Because that keeps... 7458 06:48:15,080 --> 06:48:19,380 You're writing on a normal fucking ballpoint pen onto paper. 7459 06:48:19,600 --> 06:48:23,260 And then whatever you've doodled is digitized. 7460 06:48:23,360 --> 06:48:25,220 But there's got to be some... 7461 06:48:25,220 --> 06:48:28,200 The way those two things interface and talk to each other, 7462 06:48:29,320 --> 06:48:38,120 coupled with the very basic and nascent technology of on-screen dot matrix projection, 7463 06:48:38,560 --> 06:48:44,140 I'm willing to bet that it's going to be another Newton, eat up Martha scenario. 7464 06:48:44,440 --> 06:48:46,220 I dare say they'll even bother... 7465 06:48:46,220 --> 06:48:48,520 They won't even let us see what the result is. 7466 06:48:48,620 --> 06:48:50,660 Because they know it will kill the sales. 7467 06:48:50,980 --> 06:48:52,500 Clams Casino, thanks for the tip. 7468 06:48:52,720 --> 06:48:55,840 You can send it in email to have it in an... 7469 06:48:55,840 --> 06:48:59,100 So these guys who struggle with the graffiti and they're writing little things on the Pilot, 7470 06:48:59,220 --> 06:49:00,800 forget it, just write your notes over here. 7471 06:49:01,500 --> 06:49:01,860 Absolutely. 7472 06:49:02,400 --> 06:49:04,940 As you say, you're in a meeting or you're trying to show directions to somebody? 7473 06:49:05,000 --> 06:49:05,860 Yeah, absolutely. 7474 06:49:06,380 --> 06:49:07,020 Wow, that was amazing. 7475 06:49:07,020 --> 06:49:07,740 And it's about $2.99. 7476 06:49:07,980 --> 06:49:09,160 It's just coming to market now. 7477 06:49:09,240 --> 06:49:09,960 Called the ECRIO. 7478 06:49:10,260 --> 06:49:13,320 $2.99 ECRIO, and they're not going to show us the results. 7479 06:49:13,340 --> 06:49:13,540 ECRIO. 7480 06:49:14,360 --> 06:49:17,640 Or if they have, they haven't zoomed in enough for us to see how... 7481 06:49:17,640 --> 06:49:19,860 badly rendered it is, but fair enough. 7482 06:49:20,000 --> 06:49:21,120 That is so cool. 7483 06:49:21,200 --> 06:49:21,420 All right. 7484 06:49:21,420 --> 06:49:21,640 Neat. 7485 06:49:22,020 --> 06:49:24,640 Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7486 06:49:24,800 --> 06:49:25,260 If you're a... 7487 06:49:25,260 --> 06:49:26,040 What? 7488 06:49:27,500 --> 06:49:29,560 Oh, then, like, you're going to have to do better. 7489 06:49:29,720 --> 06:49:29,960 Okay. 7490 06:49:30,880 --> 06:49:35,000 I got a little bit of a shock there where I actually thought fucking Stu was going off 7491 06:49:35,000 --> 06:49:41,420 on a real irreverent tangent during this family-based, all-inclusive fucking technological review show. 7492 06:49:42,100 --> 06:49:45,500 And then asking one of his guests to kill themselves. 7493 06:49:45,620 --> 06:49:46,660 But it isn't that way. 7494 06:49:46,920 --> 06:49:47,960 It isn't that way. 7495 06:49:48,040 --> 06:49:48,540 Thank God. 7496 06:49:48,660 --> 06:49:50,760 About $2.99 is just coming to market now. 7497 06:49:50,840 --> 06:49:51,660 Called the ECRIO. 7498 06:49:51,660 --> 06:49:51,660 ECRIO. 7499 06:49:51,660 --> 06:49:52,260 ECRIO. 7500 06:49:52,260 --> 06:49:52,900 ECRIO. 7501 06:49:52,900 --> 06:49:53,480 From Ecratech. 7502 06:49:53,480 --> 06:49:54,040 From Ecratech. 7503 06:49:54,040 --> 06:49:54,680 That is so cool. 7504 06:49:54,760 --> 06:49:54,960 All right. 7505 06:49:54,980 --> 06:49:55,200 Neat. 7506 06:49:55,560 --> 06:49:58,220 Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7507 06:49:58,720 --> 06:49:58,800 If... 7508 06:49:58,800 --> 06:50:02,900 Stu Chaffee, the OG edgelord. 7509 06:50:03,480 --> 06:50:04,600 Actually fucking... 7510 06:50:04,600 --> 06:50:11,300 He was wrecking cunts back in 1999 before cunts was even wrecking any cunts at all. 7511 06:50:11,400 --> 06:50:14,460 If you're a Palm Pilot person, and again, you're tired of the graffiti... 7512 06:50:14,460 --> 06:50:14,860 Ecrio. 7513 06:50:14,940 --> 06:50:16,120 E-C-R-I-O. 7514 06:50:16,220 --> 06:50:16,780 From Ecratech. 7515 06:50:17,320 --> 06:50:17,960 That is so cool. 7516 06:50:18,060 --> 06:50:18,260 All right. 7517 06:50:18,760 --> 06:50:21,480 Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7518 06:50:23,960 --> 06:50:25,660 Frankie Scullin, thank you very much. 7519 06:50:25,960 --> 06:50:29,080 It's a bit like the toy show, this, but with novelty tech. 7520 06:50:29,440 --> 06:50:32,120 But, I mean, the thing is, it's not even novelty back in the day. 7521 06:50:32,200 --> 06:50:33,460 This was the real... 7522 06:50:33,460 --> 06:50:34,520 This was the ball game. 7523 06:50:34,600 --> 06:50:35,740 The whole ball game. 7524 06:50:36,700 --> 06:50:38,340 Declan, thank you very much for the tip as well. 7525 06:50:38,360 --> 06:50:39,360 If you're a Palm Pilot person... 7526 06:50:39,360 --> 06:50:40,500 ...99 is just... 7527 06:50:40,500 --> 06:50:42,480 Can you please wish Tapley... 7528 06:50:42,480 --> 06:50:43,940 Happy Christmas to Tapley. 7529 06:50:44,040 --> 06:50:44,920 I hope you're getting on well. 7530 06:50:45,260 --> 06:50:46,680 Happy Christmas to you as well, Francis. 7531 06:50:46,740 --> 06:50:47,440 Thanks very much, man. 7532 06:50:47,460 --> 06:50:48,340 Coming to market now. 7533 06:50:48,440 --> 06:50:49,140 Called the Ecrio. 7534 06:50:49,280 --> 06:50:50,220 E-C-R-I-O. 7535 06:50:51,560 --> 06:50:53,400 I'm going to ask you to... 7536 06:50:53,400 --> 06:50:53,540 I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7537 06:50:54,680 --> 06:50:55,360 Just kidding. 7538 06:50:56,960 --> 06:50:57,680 Just kidding. 7539 06:50:58,300 --> 06:50:59,900 Welcome to Mr. Smiley's. 7540 06:50:59,940 --> 06:51:01,400 How would you like your smiley here? 7541 06:51:02,140 --> 06:51:02,460 Absolutely. 7542 06:51:03,340 --> 06:51:04,560 Thank you very much, Schultz. 7543 06:51:04,640 --> 06:51:06,940 As you said, you're in a meeting, are you trying to show directions to somebody? 7544 06:51:06,980 --> 06:51:07,860 Yeah, absolutely. 7545 06:51:08,380 --> 06:51:09,020 Wow, that was amazing. 7546 06:51:09,020 --> 06:51:09,780 And it's about 2.99. 7547 06:51:09,980 --> 06:51:11,160 It's just coming to market now. 7548 06:51:11,240 --> 06:51:11,900 Called the Ecrio. 7549 06:51:11,900 --> 06:51:12,020 Ecrio. 7550 06:51:12,020 --> 06:51:13,280 E-C-R-I-O. 7551 06:51:13,340 --> 06:51:13,880 From Ecratec. 7552 06:51:13,880 --> 06:51:14,440 From Ecratec. 7553 06:51:14,440 --> 06:51:15,100 That is so cool. 7554 06:51:15,200 --> 06:51:15,360 All right. 7555 06:51:15,400 --> 06:51:15,620 Neat. 7556 06:51:15,940 --> 06:51:18,600 Speaking of so cool, I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7557 06:51:18,740 --> 06:51:23,460 If you're a Palm Pilot person, and again, you're tired of the graffiti bit, you have the ultimate solution. 7558 06:51:23,640 --> 06:51:25,140 This is awesome. 7559 06:51:25,500 --> 06:51:26,180 This is really awesome. 7560 06:51:26,180 --> 06:51:27,160 It looks like another PDA. 7561 06:51:27,460 --> 06:51:29,120 It looks just like a hard shell for PDA. 7562 06:51:29,800 --> 06:51:30,960 That's where you're right. 7563 06:51:31,420 --> 06:51:32,400 There's more here. 7564 06:51:32,880 --> 06:51:34,440 This is a full-sized keyboard. 7565 06:51:34,440 --> 06:51:35,020 A full-sized keyboard. 7566 06:51:35,020 --> 06:51:37,120 This is the stowaway keyboard from Think Outside. 7567 06:51:37,540 --> 06:51:37,880 Uh-huh. 7568 06:51:38,740 --> 06:51:39,840 Yeah, and it's really... 7569 06:51:39,840 --> 06:51:42,620 Big pause there because there really isn't else to say. 7570 06:51:42,700 --> 06:51:44,660 The badge comes in with a clutch bit of info. 7571 06:51:44,660 --> 06:51:46,020 It's a 100% sized keyboard. 7572 06:51:46,120 --> 06:51:46,560 100%. 7573 06:51:46,560 --> 06:51:47,340 Full travel. 7574 06:51:47,460 --> 06:51:47,580 Right. 7575 06:51:47,720 --> 06:51:49,060 And it's designed specifically... 7576 06:51:49,060 --> 06:51:50,920 This particular one is for the Palm Platform. 7577 06:51:51,160 --> 06:51:51,740 Okay, so show us. 7578 06:51:51,740 --> 06:51:52,400 You just... 7579 06:51:52,400 --> 06:51:53,080 You stick the Pilot. 7580 06:51:53,080 --> 06:51:54,300 You pull out that little gizmo there. 7581 06:51:54,360 --> 06:51:55,260 Okay, you put that right in there. 7582 06:51:55,300 --> 06:51:55,980 The Palm would sit here. 7583 06:51:56,620 --> 06:51:57,920 What a fucking mess. 7584 06:51:58,480 --> 06:51:59,740 What an absolute jumble. 7585 06:51:59,920 --> 06:52:02,600 You know it's just going to fall apart, and it's going to start... 7586 06:52:02,600 --> 06:52:02,900 Not it. 7587 06:52:02,960 --> 06:52:04,940 The keyboard might fall apart, but it'll go all... 7588 06:52:04,940 --> 06:52:11,200 It'll be like one of those fucking toy snakes you had as a kid where you held it, and it just moved of its own accord. 7589 06:52:12,520 --> 06:52:14,780 But the Palm Pilot will come off it. 7590 06:52:15,140 --> 06:52:17,600 The ThinkPad or whatever, that's going to fucking get detached. 7591 06:52:17,960 --> 06:52:18,900 It's going to get dropped. 7592 06:52:19,080 --> 06:52:19,860 It's going to get broken. 7593 06:52:20,460 --> 06:52:20,860 100%. 7594 06:52:20,860 --> 06:52:21,640 Full travel. 7595 06:52:21,740 --> 06:52:21,900 Right. 7596 06:52:22,080 --> 06:52:22,400 Here. 7597 06:52:22,860 --> 06:52:23,820 Full travel keyboard. 7598 06:52:23,820 --> 06:52:25,340 This is a full-sized keyboard. 7599 06:52:25,340 --> 06:52:25,840 Full-sized keyboard. 7600 06:52:25,840 --> 06:52:28,200 This is the stowaway keyboard from Think Outside. 7601 06:52:28,460 --> 06:52:28,800 Uh-huh. 7602 06:52:29,640 --> 06:52:30,380 Yeah, and it's really exciting. 7603 06:52:30,380 --> 06:52:31,680 That's a 100% sized keyboard. 7604 06:52:31,800 --> 06:52:32,240 100%. 7605 06:52:32,240 --> 06:52:33,000 Full travel. 7606 06:52:33,120 --> 06:52:33,260 Right. 7607 06:52:33,400 --> 06:52:34,980 And it's designed specifically... 7608 06:52:34,980 --> 06:52:36,880 What does full travel mean? 7609 06:52:37,680 --> 06:52:39,320 This particular one is for the Palm Platform. 7610 06:52:39,540 --> 06:52:40,480 It will travel. 7611 06:52:41,260 --> 06:52:42,120 Okay, so show us. 7612 06:52:42,140 --> 06:52:42,780 You just... 7613 06:52:42,780 --> 06:52:43,460 You stick the Pilot... 7614 06:52:43,460 --> 06:52:44,680 You pull out that little gizmo there. 7615 06:52:44,740 --> 06:52:44,880 Okay. 7616 06:52:45,240 --> 06:52:47,240 How many hands need to be involved here? 7617 06:52:47,300 --> 06:52:49,560 It looks fucking like four or five minimum. 7618 06:52:49,720 --> 06:52:50,440 You put that right in there. 7619 06:52:50,480 --> 06:52:51,140 The Palm would sit here. 7620 06:52:51,520 --> 06:52:52,480 You type in whatever information... 7621 06:52:52,480 --> 06:52:55,160 And you sit on your airplane, and it doesn't matter if the guy leans his seat back. 7622 06:52:55,220 --> 06:52:56,020 It's not going to kill your laptop anymore. 7623 06:52:56,020 --> 06:52:56,400 Right. 7624 06:52:56,520 --> 06:52:56,920 Exactly. 7625 06:52:56,920 --> 06:53:00,800 And where I actually like it is when you have a Palm 7, especially where this fits in, 7626 06:53:00,800 --> 06:53:03,380 you're able to basically type your emails. 7627 06:53:03,380 --> 06:53:04,120 And I've typed... 7628 06:53:04,120 --> 06:53:08,000 I was hoping Tim would put his hands on any of the stuff there. 7629 06:53:08,120 --> 06:53:13,060 So all three of them in the same scene had their hands on some plastic fucking peripheral. 7630 06:53:13,760 --> 06:53:20,500 And we got a wide three shot of them as well for a lovely collector's edition item of the Computer Chronicles. 7631 06:53:20,500 --> 06:53:21,960 And we got a little email in here and sent it... 7632 06:53:21,960 --> 06:53:22,960 So it works with the 7 also? 7633 06:53:23,060 --> 06:53:23,660 7 as well. 7634 06:53:23,760 --> 06:53:23,940 Right. 7635 06:53:24,280 --> 06:53:26,300 And it makes it a very compact little idea. 7636 06:53:26,400 --> 06:53:28,120 And when you close it back up, we can do that. 7637 06:53:28,120 --> 06:53:28,480 Yeah, go ahead. 7638 06:53:28,600 --> 06:53:28,680 So... 7639 06:53:28,680 --> 06:53:31,140 You know, what you really got is between this... 7640 06:53:31,140 --> 06:53:32,600 And you can literally put that in your jacket pocket. 7641 06:53:32,600 --> 06:53:32,700 Sure. 7642 06:53:32,920 --> 06:53:34,220 So the two of these together... 7643 06:53:34,220 --> 06:53:35,180 Left pocket, right pocket. 7644 06:53:35,300 --> 06:53:35,460 Right. 7645 06:53:35,680 --> 06:53:36,700 That's your entire system. 7646 06:53:37,180 --> 06:53:37,780 That is amazing. 7647 06:53:37,780 --> 06:53:40,780 You almost don't even need one of these notebooks now if you want to do just basic stuff. 7648 06:53:40,980 --> 06:53:42,660 And you say with the 7 email and everything else. 7649 06:53:42,720 --> 06:53:44,080 Yeah, especially with the wireless connection. 7650 06:53:44,200 --> 06:53:45,280 That makes that really powerful. 7651 06:53:45,600 --> 06:53:46,680 How much is it going to cost again? 7652 06:53:46,960 --> 06:53:47,320 $99. 7653 06:53:47,900 --> 06:53:48,260 Wow. 7654 06:53:49,000 --> 06:53:49,340 Okay. 7655 06:53:49,440 --> 06:53:50,000 World's changing. 7656 06:53:50,000 --> 06:53:51,540 Thank you guys very much. 7657 06:53:51,800 --> 06:53:54,420 Well, that's all the time we have for the special consumers buying. 7658 06:53:54,720 --> 06:53:55,520 World's changing. 7659 06:53:56,000 --> 06:53:57,720 Now I'm going to ask you to top yourself. 7660 06:53:57,900 --> 06:53:58,280 ...guide show. 7661 06:53:58,560 --> 06:54:00,340 Hope you found some must-have new goodies. 7662 06:54:00,340 --> 06:54:04,660 Thanks to all our guests for doing their homework and picking the best of the digital litter as always. 7663 06:54:05,020 --> 06:54:10,340 Be sure to check out my weekly web radio show, by the way, talking about this week for more ideas on... 7664 06:54:10,340 --> 06:54:12,480 This is a web radio show. 7665 06:54:13,280 --> 06:54:20,120 So, so far there are two pieces of Shafi media that we have not managed to get our fucking prized hands on. 7666 06:54:20,540 --> 06:54:24,000 That is the Shafi letter, which would have been analogue. 7667 06:54:24,000 --> 06:54:24,820 It would have been paper. 7668 06:54:24,820 --> 06:54:30,820 There's literally people out there that harbour these items, these cultural artifacts. 7669 06:54:32,100 --> 06:54:32,900 Where are they? 7670 06:54:32,960 --> 06:54:33,820 They could be auctioned off. 7671 06:54:33,880 --> 06:54:34,580 They could be on eBay. 7672 06:54:34,700 --> 06:54:35,020 Who knows? 7673 06:54:35,080 --> 06:54:36,260 But he had a radio show. 7674 06:54:36,340 --> 06:54:39,940 Now that is something that I would love to get my hands on. 7675 06:54:40,520 --> 06:54:45,040 And I'll dedicate my time away from the stream tracking that piece down. 7676 06:54:45,740 --> 06:54:46,700 And you mark my words. 7677 06:54:46,820 --> 06:54:50,900 When I have the eye at the ear for something, I will fucking find it. 7678 06:54:51,020 --> 06:54:51,320 Cool gifts. 7679 06:54:51,540 --> 06:54:52,320 Just click on the... 7680 06:54:52,320 --> 06:54:53,120 Cool gifts. 7681 06:54:53,280 --> 06:54:55,560 A radio link at the about.com homepage. 7682 06:54:56,000 --> 06:54:57,640 Thanks for joining us on Computer Chronicles. 7683 06:54:57,720 --> 06:54:58,860 We'll see you here next week. 7684 06:55:00,360 --> 06:55:01,320 Computer Chronicles. 7685 06:55:01,320 --> 06:55:03,960 To purchase a videotape copy of today's program, call... 7686 06:55:03,960 --> 06:55:07,040 $20.95 videotape copy. 7687 06:55:07,040 --> 06:55:11,380 And we are having the privilege of watching it for free years later. 7688 06:55:11,520 --> 06:55:14,100 There are people who paid that and adjusted for inflation. 7689 06:55:14,280 --> 06:55:18,340 You're looking at nearly fucking, what, 50 quid for just this one episode. 7690 06:55:18,520 --> 06:55:19,520 Somebody would have paid that. 7691 06:55:19,640 --> 06:55:20,280 Crazy bit of business. 7692 06:55:20,360 --> 06:55:20,540 Free. 7693 06:55:21,120 --> 06:55:23,280 Crazy bit of business back in the day. 7694 06:55:23,420 --> 06:55:25,560 1-888-310- 7695 06:55:25,560 --> 06:55:26,280 That's what you got. 7696 06:55:26,620 --> 06:55:27,700 Maybe you could get away. 7697 06:55:27,700 --> 06:55:34,580 If somebody had the ingenuity and put the effort in to make a fully-fledged TV show like that, 7698 06:55:34,840 --> 06:55:36,380 you could sell it for that much. 7699 06:55:36,440 --> 06:55:39,380 Because then people would want to buy maybe even just a collector's item of it. 7700 06:55:41,140 --> 06:55:43,700 But going back to the thing nowadays is... 7701 06:55:43,700 --> 06:55:47,500 As tech reviewers, you sure you wouldn't buy their fucking shite for nothing. 7702 06:55:47,940 --> 06:55:49,300 0-7850. 7703 06:55:50,040 --> 06:55:52,600 Please specify the show number and the topic. 7704 06:55:54,880 --> 06:55:57,040 The Computer Chronicles is brought to you by... 7705 06:55:57,040 --> 06:55:57,400 By... 7706 06:55:57,400 --> 06:55:57,700 Big Star. 7707 06:55:58,240 --> 06:55:58,780 Big Star. 7708 06:55:58,980 --> 06:56:01,480 With thousands of videos and DVDs for the whole family. 7709 06:56:01,480 --> 06:56:03,600 That's where we end this stream. 7710 06:56:03,860 --> 06:56:07,360 It's been a Computer Chronicles slight dream. 7711 06:56:07,620 --> 06:56:11,160 Thank you very much for joining us on this stream tonight. 7712 06:56:11,680 --> 06:56:13,500 And we will see you when we see you. 7713 06:56:13,560 --> 06:56:15,420 And by TVA, television associate... 7714 06:56:15,420 --> 06:56:18,800 I'm just going to give one final fucking blast of the Computer Chronicles. 7715 06:56:18,800 --> 06:56:21,600 DVD authoring and MPEG encoding services. 7716 06:56:21,600 --> 06:56:35,460 Get ready. 7717 06:56:35,560 --> 06:56:35,820 It's coming. 7718 06:56:36,920 --> 06:56:37,600 It's coming. 7719 06:56:38,980 --> 06:56:39,740 All right. 7720 06:56:41,140 --> 06:56:42,100 We'll have you. 7721 06:56:42,780 --> 06:56:43,520 Let's do it. 7722 06:56:44,240 --> 06:56:44,600 Right. 7723 06:56:45,700 --> 06:56:46,460 You know it. 7724 06:56:46,740 --> 06:56:47,920 Thanks for the tip, Squish. 7725 06:56:48,280 --> 06:56:48,820 Thank you. 7726 06:56:50,120 --> 06:56:50,560 Whoa. 7727 06:56:50,560 --> 06:56:52,620 you 7728 06:56:52,620 --> 06:56:53,120 you 7729 06:56:53,120 --> 06:56:54,120 .