1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,620 Moondust is still a problem. 2 00:00:03,620 --> 00:00:14,380 Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. 3 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:44,360 Moondust. Moondust. 4 00:00:44,360 --> 00:00:54,120 Moondust. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. 5 00:00:54,120 --> 00:01:22,000 Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. 6 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:28,400 Moondust. Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. 7 00:01:28,400 --> 00:01:39,120 Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. Moondust. 8 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:58,740 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Watt. 9 00:01:58,740 --> 00:02:28,720 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Watt. 10 00:02:28,720 --> 00:02:43,780 Moon dust. 11 00:02:43,780 --> 00:02:58,220 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 12 00:02:58,220 --> 00:03:03,220 Moon dust. Moon dust. 13 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,220 Moon dust. 14 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:10,220 Moon dust. 15 00:03:10,220 --> 00:03:15,220 Moon dust. 16 00:03:15,220 --> 00:03:20,220 Moon dust. 17 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,220 Moon dust. 18 00:03:22,220 --> 00:03:24,220 Moon dust. 19 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:24,220 Moon dust. 20 00:03:24,220 --> 00:03:34,360 Moon dust. 21 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:40,100 Moon dust. 22 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:43,660 Moon dust is still a problem. 23 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:45,820 Moon dust. 24 00:03:50,500 --> 00:03:51,520 Moon dust. 25 00:03:53,440 --> 00:03:54,380 Moon dust. 26 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:08,680 Moon dust. 27 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:11,520 Moon dust. 28 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:14,380 Moon dust. 29 00:04:16,360 --> 00:04:17,960 Moon dust is still a problem. 30 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:19,460 Captain Sack. 31 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,080 Moon dust. 32 00:04:20,320 --> 00:04:21,740 Thank you very much for the tip. 33 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:22,940 Moon dust. 34 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,980 And you're filthy and Brooklyn Lukey. 35 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:28,260 Moon dust. 36 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:30,480 Very very kind of you to donate the moon dust. 37 00:04:30,820 --> 00:04:31,880 This time of night. 38 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:43,800 I want to say first and foremost thanks very much to San Celestino who are supporting the show tonight with their carbonated natural mineral water. 39 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,800 Your rhetoric won't smother you. 40 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:46,820 Beautiful rhetoric. 41 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:46,960 Beautiful water. 42 00:04:46,960 --> 00:04:47,960 Beautiful water. 43 00:04:48,280 --> 00:04:51,960 Fresh from a mountain spring in northern Italy. 44 00:04:52,740 --> 00:04:53,840 The Alps are there. 45 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:54,520 Yes, of course. 46 00:04:54,700 --> 00:04:55,360 Big tripod. 47 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:57,060 Thank you very much for your tip there. 48 00:04:57,900 --> 00:04:58,500 And Nullag. 49 00:04:58,640 --> 00:04:59,080 Moon dust. 50 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,540 Thank you for a beautiful fiver. 51 00:05:03,180 --> 00:05:05,160 We should take the Moondust down there for a moment. 52 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,920 I'm back up again. 53 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,400 Nobby Gobbler, thank you very much. 54 00:05:16,220 --> 00:05:18,780 And to complement the San Celestino, 55 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:22,880 we've gone with a rather disgusting can of Monster Juiced, 56 00:05:23,640 --> 00:05:28,540 which could really, could really, really put the cat amongst the pigeons 57 00:05:28,540 --> 00:05:34,620 on this, the second world record attempt. 58 00:05:35,020 --> 00:05:41,080 The first one had to be postponed, put on hiatus for a couple of months there. 59 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:46,240 Thank you very much, Jenna Gamble and Prig and Nobby Gobbler, 60 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:50,100 Big Tripod, Captain Sack, You're Filthy, Brooklyn Lukey, Nullag. 61 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,460 I want to just say something here. 62 00:05:53,280 --> 00:05:56,360 We'll take Moondust out of the equation there if that's okay. 63 00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:59,560 Thanks very much there. 64 00:06:01,160 --> 00:06:04,660 A couple of tips came in while I was gone from Tupo. 65 00:06:04,820 --> 00:06:06,240 Well, three of them actually. 66 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:10,580 A five euro tip came in a month ago while I was off air, offline. 67 00:06:11,280 --> 00:06:13,840 Been doing online courses, you say, for my next job. 68 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:14,940 And I saw this. 69 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:19,420 It's, I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe at the thought of you going through the course on stream. 70 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:20,940 Thanks very much, Flemmag. 71 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:21,380 Flemmag. 72 00:06:22,840 --> 00:06:26,820 He says that he's come across a 9-11 course. 73 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:28,040 Such a thing exists. 74 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:34,420 And you can pay online and do a course to learn about 9-11. 75 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:37,400 So imagine that as a deep dive, doing that as a course. 76 00:06:37,500 --> 00:06:45,320 Now, I thought that's a great idea, but would there be some sort of copyright issue of me live streaming someone else's course that you have to pay for? 77 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:48,240 I believe there would be some kind of discrepancy there. 78 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:49,560 I don't want to get into that. 79 00:06:50,300 --> 00:06:52,680 Fave Doley, thank you very much for your tip while I was off air. 80 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:55,480 I'll have a look at that clip later on of the PS2 launch. 81 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:57,660 Heavy Rain is great, says Tupo. 82 00:06:57,760 --> 00:06:58,800 I've downloaded it. 83 00:06:58,920 --> 00:07:01,880 It might be played at some point over the next while. 84 00:07:02,660 --> 00:07:06,560 And I Am Jesus Christ Prologue is a game which has been released on Steam. 85 00:07:07,180 --> 00:07:08,320 You asked me to play that. 86 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,380 I'll look into it. 87 00:07:10,660 --> 00:07:13,500 Alan Kaida, Bally Money, thank you very much. 88 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:14,880 Ryan McDyar, Schult. 89 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:22,400 I'm sorry for racing through these, but I need to make sure that each and every individual tipster runes has been thanked. 90 00:07:22,540 --> 00:07:25,920 Because I don't want it to fucking come and bite me in the ass later on. 91 00:07:26,900 --> 00:07:28,580 Alan Kaida, thank you very much. 92 00:07:29,300 --> 00:07:32,840 Bally Money, Ryan McDyar, Schult. 93 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:33,860 Thank you very much. 94 00:07:33,940 --> 00:07:35,280 Ryan McDyar, thank you very much. 95 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:37,260 Hot Jadj. 96 00:07:37,920 --> 00:07:40,140 First Christmas Pints on Me, thank you very much. 97 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:44,560 And Rickum Tin Flick, thank you very much. 98 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:49,480 Macron, show the cardinal, thank you very much. 99 00:07:49,540 --> 00:07:53,120 Going to have a sip of the monster juice in your honour there, Macron. 100 00:07:53,300 --> 00:07:53,940 Show the cardinal. 101 00:07:56,320 --> 00:07:57,300 And Norma Foley. 102 00:07:57,500 --> 00:07:59,780 Will you be rewetting the bar, Mr. 103 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:02,060 Fringe Lunati, thank you very much. 104 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,580 Schnuffles, very kind of you. 105 00:08:06,140 --> 00:08:07,580 Wanty, thank you very much there. 106 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,960 And prolapsed Amos. 107 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:12,360 Thank you very much there for your tip as well. 108 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,100 It's a great day for it. 109 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:16,460 There could be something afoot, Tom. 110 00:08:18,620 --> 00:08:25,300 Indeed, well and truly, it's going to be probably one of the greatest speedrun world record Guinness attempts. 111 00:08:26,620 --> 00:08:30,040 I have ever been honoured to be the support on. 112 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:31,840 Great stuff. 113 00:08:31,840 --> 00:08:34,040 And you're well aware that Guinness are interested. 114 00:08:35,580 --> 00:08:36,860 Guinness are interested. 115 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,720 There's a lot of interest in Guinness. 116 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,740 And I'll tell you another thing. 117 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:43,500 It's funny because I'm interested in Guinness as well. 118 00:08:44,960 --> 00:08:46,660 So it works out both ways. 119 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:51,380 We've come full circle in some kind of strangled way. 120 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:54,420 We have indeed. 121 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:57,000 Schnuffles, thank you very much for the tip there. 122 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:58,120 Notorious pint man. 123 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:00,420 Very, very kind of you as well. 124 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:02,300 Yeah, look. 125 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:04,600 I've been interested in the Guinness for quite some time. 126 00:09:04,780 --> 00:09:05,820 And not just that. 127 00:09:05,960 --> 00:09:09,660 There's many other stouts, which I could really put my name to if I wanted to. 128 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:13,200 But I'm not going to throw my hat into the ring right just now on that. 129 00:09:13,280 --> 00:09:19,040 Let's just see whether or not the record boys are going to be knocking on our door by the end of this stream. 130 00:09:19,140 --> 00:09:20,860 We'll have it all wrapped up hardcore mode. 131 00:09:21,180 --> 00:09:23,540 We're three hours, 11 minutes into the mixer. 132 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:26,680 What is going to happen next? 133 00:09:26,780 --> 00:09:27,720 That's the big question. 134 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:31,200 Well, we can only hope. 135 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,380 We can only dream. 136 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:38,360 I think many people have been dreaming of this moment since we last left the building. 137 00:09:38,740 --> 00:09:42,900 As I recall, we checked out to the beautiful strained tunes. 138 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,360 Notorious pint man, thank you very much. 139 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:50,880 Strained tunes of Eiffel 65's My Console. 140 00:09:51,180 --> 00:09:58,380 An absolutely overlooked and beautiful cornerstone of Eurodance mania cuneage. 141 00:09:58,380 --> 00:10:00,860 We might even delve back in there later on. 142 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:01,820 We don't know. 143 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:05,100 We're going to be really nailed to the wall on this one. 144 00:10:05,580 --> 00:10:07,880 Irish gamer girl, thank you very much. 145 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,980 Notorious pint man, thank you very much. 146 00:10:10,460 --> 00:10:12,460 Delighted to see you back. 147 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,840 Rust is a lot of fun. 148 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,300 Rustified and rusty nuts. 149 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:18,480 Servers are good. 150 00:10:18,980 --> 00:10:20,140 I'll check it out, but I mean... 151 00:10:20,860 --> 00:10:23,040 I mean, I can't check it out just now. 152 00:10:23,420 --> 00:10:25,140 And also, I'm making promises that... 153 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:30,880 I'm writing checks that my ass can't cash regarding the amount of games that get recommended I play. 154 00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:35,060 Right now, all I can see is setting the world record straight on this. 155 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,420 Possible war zone. 156 00:10:39,020 --> 00:10:39,740 Maybe... 157 00:10:39,740 --> 00:10:39,920 Yeah. 158 00:10:40,060 --> 00:10:43,320 Look, let's just get this over and done with and then we'll see how we get on. 159 00:10:43,700 --> 00:10:44,100 Milksnake. 160 00:10:44,220 --> 00:10:46,000 Thank you very much for the milksnake there. 161 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:46,960 It's very, very kind of you. 162 00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:47,900 Welcome back. 163 00:10:51,060 --> 00:10:52,200 Let's hit the dip. 164 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:54,920 And split the difference on this. 165 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:56,980 I'm well equipped today with the... 166 00:10:56,980 --> 00:11:00,620 Grupo Desportivo Chavez jersey. 167 00:11:01,620 --> 00:11:06,760 And then we've got these lovely Halford cycling myths, which I have converts... 168 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:07,720 Converts... 169 00:11:07,720 --> 00:11:12,320 Or converted into some new gamer gloves. 170 00:11:12,440 --> 00:11:23,380 These myths really provide the grip and aggression that I need to have in order to complete my mission with full force feedback. 171 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:28,680 It's going to be a bit of a fucking downer buzz on the haptics. 172 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:30,380 Yeah. 173 00:11:30,860 --> 00:11:32,400 You might not be able to handle... 174 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:33,780 You might not be able to feel the haptics. 175 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:35,980 And the haptic feedback... 176 00:11:35,980 --> 00:11:39,860 Very, very, very consequential to the outcome of the gameplay. 177 00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,600 Now, do you know where you're going? 178 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:44,040 It's been... 179 00:11:44,040 --> 00:11:44,780 It's been a month. 180 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:47,760 Well, it's been fucking two months. 181 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:48,540 Thanks very much there. 182 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,500 Humped us, dumped us. 183 00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,520 And none other than Jackie as well. 184 00:11:51,520 --> 00:11:55,400 I think we might just have to go down here. 185 00:11:55,460 --> 00:11:57,360 Let's have a quick look and see what's in the arsenal. 186 00:11:58,600 --> 00:12:00,300 And that's the Punisher. 187 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:05,720 All of these bad boys have been thoroughly ranked up to the nines, to the gills. 188 00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:08,740 Whatever way you want to skin that fish. 189 00:12:10,100 --> 00:12:11,800 Fair Redfield, thank you very much. 190 00:12:12,460 --> 00:12:15,520 Jackie, thank you very much for the tip as... 191 00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:19,020 Well, we delve down into the back of beyond here, 192 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:21,940 the basement where some lovely Baralia... 193 00:12:21,940 --> 00:12:24,600 Baralia... Baralia... Baralia... 194 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:24,880 Baralia... Baralia... 195 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,800 Have been left for us. 196 00:12:26,680 --> 00:12:29,440 Including as well, a sensual box. 197 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:32,460 Now, just as we're glorying in the... 198 00:12:32,460 --> 00:12:34,560 Basking in the glory of the sensual box, 199 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:38,420 I can hear a few big-time player cats 200 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,760 limbering up, getting warmed up, 201 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,840 getting ready to come and give us a fucking Jerry Lee Lewis. 202 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:45,400 And that grapple shield. 203 00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,720 What's the... Where's the A button? 204 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:50,040 I've been playing with a different controller, 205 00:12:50,240 --> 00:12:52,100 and I've forgotten what the A button was. 206 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:54,520 As you can see here, we're going to whip out the shotgun 207 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,460 and really take these assholes to town. 208 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:57,640 Merry Christmas! 209 00:12:58,560 --> 00:13:00,200 Christmas came early for you. 210 00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:01,680 You creep. 211 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,120 Very, very hard. 212 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:06,600 Hard zombies. 213 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:10,740 Unit... Unit of a cat. Thank you very much. 214 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,720 So I just stabbed a man in the neck. 215 00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,120 A lady, I believe. 216 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:20,600 A bald-headed lady behind that man with a slash hook. 217 00:13:20,940 --> 00:13:23,900 Ready to lay siege to my chest or torso. 218 00:13:24,260 --> 00:13:26,460 Regent Sarah and James, thank you very much there. 219 00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:27,480 Very, very kind to you. 220 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:31,420 And Richie Punx, it has to be said, 221 00:13:31,540 --> 00:13:33,080 is a kind-hearted soul. 222 00:13:33,460 --> 00:13:37,300 In and of himself as well. 223 00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,720 Let's have a little look at this and stick a herb inside us, 224 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:44,040 just to be sure we're not going to fucking come away from this crying. 225 00:13:46,540 --> 00:13:48,860 And this is lovely, and that's not great. 226 00:13:50,060 --> 00:13:52,420 Let's see if we can do damage to this guy. 227 00:13:53,220 --> 00:13:54,120 Okay, we started. 228 00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:55,600 These fucking... 229 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:56,680 These gloves are shite. 230 00:13:57,060 --> 00:13:58,320 Getting the gloves off, lads. 231 00:13:58,380 --> 00:13:58,920 It's rubbish. 232 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,640 The gloves are coming off. 233 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,660 This is where the real gameplay begins. 234 00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:05,560 This is it. 235 00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:07,100 This is where the real... 236 00:14:07,100 --> 00:14:09,560 Game audio touch too loud. 237 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,700 Let's turn that down. 238 00:14:11,120 --> 00:14:12,700 Let's turn that volume down. 239 00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,820 Yeah, the gamer gloves, look. 240 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,560 They were for show more than anything. 241 00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,400 They needed to go. 242 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:23,860 They needed to fucking go in the bin. 243 00:14:26,440 --> 00:14:27,480 Don't worry about it. 244 00:14:28,020 --> 00:14:29,260 Don Bosco, thanks very much. 245 00:14:29,600 --> 00:14:31,160 SchlugTube, thank you very much. 246 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,460 Always brings a smile to see you streaming. 247 00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:33,060 Thank you very much. 248 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,440 Any advice for the lads out in Paliskenry? 249 00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:38,860 Having their Christmas party tonight. 250 00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:40,920 Guess we'll find out. 251 00:14:41,700 --> 00:14:42,060 Paliskenry. 252 00:14:42,420 --> 00:14:45,520 Is that a place or is that some sort of portmantle? 253 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:49,660 Palestine and then some place called Skenry or something. 254 00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:52,500 Paliskenry, if it is a real place, 255 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,640 I apologize for not knowing about you. 256 00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:58,640 And I'm also amazed that I've lived this long 257 00:14:58,640 --> 00:15:00,540 without ever hearing that name. 258 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,020 Very red-faced now if it's the next town over. 259 00:15:04,620 --> 00:15:06,200 Very red-faced indeed. 260 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,500 A quick look at the chat there 261 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:11,380 to see if it is the next town over. 262 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:13,720 It's Limerick, says Boom Boom 43. 263 00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:17,120 Don't obsess with me all the time. 264 00:15:17,260 --> 00:15:18,280 Is it? Is it? 265 00:15:18,860 --> 00:15:20,520 You are a liar. 266 00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:24,640 Dara Dermody, thanks very much for your glorious tip. 267 00:15:25,960 --> 00:15:27,020 It is in Limerick. 268 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,520 Number two, Frank McCourt. 269 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:29,480 It is in Limerick. 270 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:31,020 You have been peddling lies. 271 00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:33,220 Just seeing that we have 2,000... 272 00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:36,060 210,716 pesetas. 273 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:38,140 Which is great news. 274 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,460 And Don Petrescu, thank you very much as well 275 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:44,820 for your kind art and generous tip, Ripper Rudis. 276 00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,380 This is what we're going to do in honor of Don right now. 277 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,540 I started... 278 00:15:50,540 --> 00:15:54,420 I thought B was A and I was pressing B. 279 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:56,220 Pumping B instead of A. 280 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,840 I'm going to let them smack... 281 00:15:58,840 --> 00:15:58,960 Yeah. 282 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:01,540 Let them have their wicked way here with... 283 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:04,400 Lady Wong. 284 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,740 This is just... 285 00:16:08,740 --> 00:16:10,600 The run hasn't started yet. 286 00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:11,640 The run hasn't started. 287 00:16:11,820 --> 00:16:12,820 Is it still too loud? 288 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,500 We need to air out the kinks in this stream. 289 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:16,600 So is the... 290 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:19,220 Is the game still loud? 291 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:20,320 Or is it okay? 292 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,200 New controller, is it? 293 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,300 Bit of Hispanic feedback on the go. 294 00:16:26,140 --> 00:16:27,320 Jordan Jones, how are you? 295 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,160 Thanks for tuning in there to this. 296 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,080 And thank you very much, Liam. 297 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:34,300 MFing Rogers. 298 00:16:34,500 --> 00:16:35,660 How the hell are you? 299 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:37,200 The Rogmaster. 300 00:16:37,620 --> 00:16:38,460 The Rogerator. 301 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:40,520 I hope you're getting on. 302 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:42,540 You say you're tuning in from Brussels. 303 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:44,640 Giving his location away. 304 00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,400 If any Rogers fans are out there. 305 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:49,820 You know where to go. 306 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:50,700 You know where to get him. 307 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:51,440 He's out in Brussels. 308 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:53,080 But don't be getting him. 309 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:54,700 Unless you're getting him a pint. 310 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:56,040 In which case... 311 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,080 A nice big fat glass of Hoogarden. 312 00:16:58,300 --> 00:16:59,060 Or Hoogarden. 313 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,040 Whatever way you want to pronounce that. 314 00:17:01,860 --> 00:17:03,000 Is on the cards. 315 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,340 For that man there. 316 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:05,240 Thanks very much, Liam. 317 00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,960 Okay, so that is slightly loud. 318 00:17:09,540 --> 00:17:11,080 Rogers is being doxxed. 319 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:12,100 B. 320 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:14,580 T-Magic. 321 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:15,140 Thanks very much. 322 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:16,920 I want the whole town to see me. 323 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,860 B is not A. 324 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:21,700 On the gamepad. 325 00:17:21,940 --> 00:17:23,120 And we're ready to rock. 326 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:24,920 Beginning to sweat profusely. 327 00:17:24,980 --> 00:17:26,180 And we haven't even started yet. 328 00:17:26,180 --> 00:17:28,760 It's only 7, 18 minutes. 329 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,140 Since the stream began. 330 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:31,380 And unfortunately. 331 00:17:31,900 --> 00:17:33,520 The sweat I can feel. 332 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:34,860 Omar. 333 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,620 Thank you very much for your kinder, generous tip. 334 00:17:39,240 --> 00:17:42,540 Yeah, I just want to second the thanks there that's been going on. 335 00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:43,220 T-Magic. 336 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,780 Very, very, very kind of you there. 337 00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,160 I hope you're getting on well there. 338 00:17:46,160 --> 00:17:52,120 I'm very, very kind of you to throw that lovely bit of affection our way. 339 00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:57,880 Now, let's repay the kindness with some real-time Guinness World Record gameplay. 340 00:17:57,880 --> 00:18:03,020 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 341 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,980 But what I will do. 342 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:05,840 And what I'm going to do. 343 00:18:06,480 --> 00:18:07,940 Is equip the shotgun. 344 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:12,260 And reload those lovely little shells into it. 345 00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:17,440 Is there anything to be said for trying to craft some shotgun shells on the- 346 00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,200 No, we won't bother. 347 00:18:19,340 --> 00:18:20,740 Thank you very much, Connor Mac. 348 00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:22,580 96. 349 00:18:24,140 --> 00:18:24,980 Put that there. 350 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:26,920 Equip this bad boy as well. 351 00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:28,360 Reload all the weaponry. 352 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:32,120 And just get ready to absolutely desecrate these guys. 353 00:18:32,420 --> 00:18:33,520 We're going for it tonight. 354 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:35,600 It's going to be done and dusted before. 355 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,660 I'd say before 10 p.m. 356 00:18:39,220 --> 00:18:40,640 I'd say before 10 p.m. 357 00:18:40,660 --> 00:18:41,460 That's- that's- 358 00:18:41,460 --> 00:18:44,000 And that's a conservative estimate as well. 359 00:18:45,260 --> 00:18:46,020 We have grenade. 360 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:51,080 Just to give these guys a nice, big, warm, explosive welcome before they come and get us. 361 00:18:51,900 --> 00:18:52,640 We'll go with that. 362 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,980 And remember there is that button there. 363 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:01,820 Right, okay. 364 00:19:02,060 --> 00:19:02,240 Now. 365 00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:06,360 I will not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 366 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:07,780 Montecito! 367 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,220 Thank you very much there. 368 00:19:09,640 --> 00:19:10,080 Montecito! 369 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:10,600 Those- 370 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,300 And Connor Mac. 371 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:11,720 Thank you very much. 372 00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:16,140 There's a brand new Neil Oliver dropped there this evening. 373 00:19:16,260 --> 00:19:17,180 I haven't watched yet. 374 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:19,180 But I mean, some of the Caledonian- 375 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:23,620 Caledonian sooth scene he's been doing has been remarkable. 376 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,740 He even started off saying like, 377 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:27,000 Jingle bells! 378 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:28,540 Jingle bells! 379 00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:30,300 Or he was- 380 00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,320 Last week he was going, 381 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,120 Tis the season to be jolly! 382 00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:35,760 And they said something like, 383 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:36,040 Oh yeah. 384 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,300 You better watch out. 385 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,500 You better not cry. 386 00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:42,340 Santa Claus is coming to town. 387 00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:43,320 Or is he? 388 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:44,760 Oh yeah. 389 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,180 He's making a list. 390 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,080 And he's checking it twice. 391 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080 Santa Claus. 392 00:19:50,580 --> 00:19:54,800 He's trying to find out who's naughty and who's nice. 393 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:58,740 And then he goes off for 10 minutes talking absolute waffle. 394 00:19:58,940 --> 00:19:59,740 And I know waffle. 395 00:20:00,140 --> 00:20:00,640 Because I- 396 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:04,740 I'd like to say I'm nearly in the professional league of waffle talk. 397 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:08,220 But it's hard to even know what the hell that man is getting at. 398 00:20:08,280 --> 00:20:09,100 What his points are. 399 00:20:09,560 --> 00:20:15,000 Because he just talks ad nauseum for fucking 15 minutes about any old shite. 400 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:16,280 Being very vague. 401 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:21,080 Skirting or not pointing, not naming any specific names of the groups that he's on about. 402 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:22,400 But anyway I'm talking to you. 403 00:20:22,400 --> 00:20:22,960 I need to get this. 404 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:25,080 I need to get these guys dealt with. 405 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:28,260 All I will say. 406 00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,600 Is that I need to run away fast. 407 00:20:32,780 --> 00:20:38,340 And then come back to Neil Oliver for a lovely bit of Montecito stuff in a bit. 408 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:38,980 In a while. 409 00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:43,120 That would really just kind of G us up I imagine. 410 00:20:43,260 --> 00:20:46,160 After maybe chapter 5 or chapter 6. 411 00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:49,040 When there needs to be a little bit of pizzazz. 412 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,360 Is this for fucking real? 413 00:20:57,560 --> 00:20:59,360 That was 10 bullets. 414 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:01,640 Holy shite. 415 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:04,800 Yep there was a lot of weaponry there. 416 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:05,760 Thank you very much there. 417 00:21:05,860 --> 00:21:07,920 I know you Joe and Montecito. 418 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,200 Thank you very much there. 419 00:21:10,080 --> 00:21:11,440 Very very kind of you. 420 00:21:12,580 --> 00:21:15,280 Now it would be best to get yourself absolutely herbed up. 421 00:21:15,340 --> 00:21:16,520 You're doing it there Herb Lennon. 422 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,040 Nice one. 423 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,300 Handheld gaming devices. 424 00:21:20,500 --> 00:21:21,940 Handheld gaming devices. 425 00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:24,420 Nintendo's Game Boy. 426 00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:30,200 Topo thank you very much for your kind and generous five. 427 00:21:31,160 --> 00:21:32,480 You you pose there. 428 00:21:32,680 --> 00:21:33,560 Very very kind of you. 429 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:34,840 Hope you're getting on well. 430 00:21:35,320 --> 00:21:35,560 Now. 431 00:21:36,040 --> 00:21:36,880 Take this guy. 432 00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:37,580 Down. 433 00:21:37,900 --> 00:21:39,140 To well and truly. 434 00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:40,140 Chinatown. 435 00:21:43,740 --> 00:21:44,300 Bingo. 436 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:45,040 Bingo. 437 00:21:45,300 --> 00:21:45,660 Bongo. 438 00:21:45,660 --> 00:21:45,760 Bongo. 439 00:21:46,340 --> 00:21:47,400 And that was Bongo. 440 00:21:47,780 --> 00:21:49,140 From fucking Rainbow. 441 00:21:50,200 --> 00:21:52,120 George and Bungle are after you. 442 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:55,000 Don't even know if Bungle was even in Rainbow. 443 00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:56,880 It was Zippy and Bungle. 444 00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,280 Was there a George? I'm not sure. 445 00:21:59,780 --> 00:22:03,120 And here we have, I forgot we even had a fella down here who's helping us out. 446 00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:04,940 It's your man, the Spaniard. 447 00:22:06,740 --> 00:22:08,100 Don Esteban. 448 00:22:09,180 --> 00:22:15,400 And I want to also really, really offer great, great welcomes. 449 00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:21,040 And thank yous to Solomon Simpson and none other than Dunleavy's Sourdough Loaf. 450 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,780 There's Solomon there re-wetting the bogs. 451 00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:27,240 And also Sourdough Loaf, thank you very much. 452 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:32,280 Could you give a welcome to the galaxy, to all the Belfast babies born since your last stream? 453 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,020 Maybe there, Ellen, Harrison, Santa. 454 00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:38,260 Does Tommy have any words of wisdom for wee scamps? 455 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:40,320 Luis, let it go. 456 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:46,160 I'm not sure. I mean, that's a hell of a lot of babies to have been born since the last bloody stream. 457 00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,480 I mean, it's not really in the grand scheme of things, because it's probably a baby born in a minute. 458 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:58,280 But if that was quadruplets or triplets for the same crew, fair play to you and well done, and hopefully it all goes well for you. 459 00:22:58,840 --> 00:22:59,860 Any words of wisdom? 460 00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:01,460 Get bossing. 461 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:08,400 Yeah, use the bus. It's probably the best method of transport in the country at the moment. 462 00:23:08,500 --> 00:23:09,560 We're running out of time. 463 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:14,380 We spent the time we should have spent running our way through these fucking flames. 464 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:21,660 Wishing well wishes to babies who can't, they haven't even, they can't even know that we're being well wished. 465 00:23:21,860 --> 00:23:23,340 It was for someone else. 466 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:23,840 Tom? 467 00:23:25,580 --> 00:23:31,800 It was, yeah. It was a gesture of goodwill to wish the babies well, but look, we shouldn't have done it. 468 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,000 I rescind the well wishes there. 469 00:23:36,320 --> 00:23:39,680 I'd just like to clamp down on the rescindation of well wishes. 470 00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:41,020 That's not going to happen, I think. 471 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:44,280 Once the well wishes are out, just move on from them then. 472 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:45,320 There's no taking them back. 473 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:49,740 And I think it's bad form as well, considering someone tipped to rescind the well wish, Tom. 474 00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:54,860 Probably is, yeah. Sorry, I'm just on a heightened sense of alert. 475 00:23:55,580 --> 00:23:58,560 And at the moment, we need to really impress Guinness. 476 00:23:59,700 --> 00:24:04,420 Because they spent so long impressing me, it's time for us to fucking return the favor. 477 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:11,480 As he runs through a pit of flaming, arduous, nightmarish fire. 478 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:12,940 You know what? 479 00:24:13,620 --> 00:24:17,220 What? There's nothing wrong going on here with herself. 480 00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:22,980 She's well equipped and well set to deal with this situation. 481 00:24:22,980 --> 00:24:24,400 Dublin City Simulator. 482 00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:27,400 Thank you very much for the tip there and the bog wetting as well. 483 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:29,680 And she gets through that very well. 484 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:37,740 That lovely top that she's wearing, which is all in one piece, seemingly has some sort of fire-resistant qualities about it. 485 00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:46,200 And she's got the massive boots that come up to the thighs as well, all wrapped leather-bound, like a lovely buck case. 486 00:24:46,980 --> 00:24:49,320 And she's guns a-blazing. 487 00:24:49,660 --> 00:24:53,640 She's wearing a gun strap that goes across her torso. 488 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,320 And she's got one across the waist as well. 489 00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:59,040 And I dare say she has something going on in the leg. 490 00:24:59,120 --> 00:24:59,520 She does, yeah. 491 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:01,700 She's got a bit of leg going on as well. 492 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,060 It's a crazy bit of business. 493 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:06,620 It is a crazy bit of business. 494 00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,040 Backdraft situation. 495 00:25:09,220 --> 00:25:10,500 Thank you very much for your tip. 496 00:25:10,580 --> 00:25:12,120 And OB10 spot, Kenobi. 497 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:13,040 And Conrad. 498 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:15,900 Thank you very much as well, Conrad. 499 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:19,820 Lovely cutscene. 500 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:21,660 It's a lovely cutscene. 501 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,200 Pull yourself together, Luis. 502 00:25:27,840 --> 00:25:28,740 Make more. 503 00:25:30,120 --> 00:25:31,300 You know how, just do it. 504 00:25:34,360 --> 00:25:38,140 Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. 505 00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:40,060 The ingredients are out here. 506 00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:41,200 In the castle. 507 00:25:43,260 --> 00:25:47,520 He's a foreign man. 508 00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:55,580 There we go. 509 00:25:55,580 --> 00:25:57,060 Turn that fucking volume down. 510 00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,280 That's a killer. 511 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,620 They're just a little bit dizzy there after that fucking thing. 512 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:05,260 Just need to center myself. 513 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,180 Grogoski, thanks very much. 514 00:26:07,360 --> 00:26:08,660 I'm on the 12 pubs tonight. 515 00:26:08,780 --> 00:26:10,880 Been waiting for the Xmas stream for years. 516 00:26:11,360 --> 00:26:12,880 Don't think I'm not watching. 517 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:13,840 I'm always watching. 518 00:26:13,980 --> 00:26:15,160 Best of luck and happy Xmas. 519 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:15,740 Thank you very much. 520 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:16,660 And Victor Meldrew. 521 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:17,460 Thank you very much. 522 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:20,960 And none other than Jingle Bell and Sperling. 523 00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:23,860 Very, very kind of you there. 524 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:28,660 I wonder if Bell and Sperling have been doing their fucking Ferragio's. 525 00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:29,780 Obviously he's not been there. 526 00:26:29,780 --> 00:26:30,680 He's been in the jungle. 527 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:37,600 But hopefully now there's some sort of crap roadshow that he fucking starts doing again. 528 00:26:37,760 --> 00:26:40,000 And he wheels those two lads out with. 529 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,900 I tell you what. 530 00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,960 I haven't seen Bell and Sperling in a while. 531 00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:45,720 But I'm always singing to myself. 532 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:51,820 I'm always singing their fucking beautiful tune that they reversed. 533 00:26:51,820 --> 00:26:55,960 They did a satirical take on. 534 00:26:56,600 --> 00:27:00,780 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 535 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,280 I'm turning off 5G. 536 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:03,900 Oh. 537 00:27:03,900 --> 00:27:04,040 Oh. 538 00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:09,440 And the crowd in that fucking Ferragio on the road. 539 00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,760 Ferragio at large show. 540 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,760 Absolutely loved that line. 541 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,940 That was a line that made their night. 542 00:27:16,540 --> 00:27:18,780 And possibly their lives as well. 543 00:27:19,780 --> 00:27:24,180 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 544 00:27:25,060 --> 00:27:26,860 I'm turning off 5G. 545 00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:27,580 Oh. 546 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:29,520 Thank you very much there. 547 00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:30,580 Leo the wheel. 548 00:27:31,180 --> 00:27:32,260 And shout out to Lisa. 549 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:33,840 We said dose with the COVID. 550 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:35,820 Thank you very much there for the tip. 551 00:27:36,100 --> 00:27:37,480 And hopefully that COVID. 552 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,100 Gets the fuck out of town. 553 00:27:41,020 --> 00:27:43,160 Before the big red light. 554 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:45,620 Pops down your chimnas. 555 00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:51,220 Thanks Thomas. 556 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,600 Our horse is under starlight. 557 00:27:53,360 --> 00:27:54,060 But yeah. 558 00:27:54,180 --> 00:27:57,540 Make sure the COVID is well and truly vanquished from the gaff. 559 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:58,860 Before the big red lad. 560 00:27:58,980 --> 00:28:01,500 Pops his little schnout down your chimnas. 561 00:28:02,140 --> 00:28:03,580 We missed a box down there. 562 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,480 On the 25th of December. 563 00:28:06,260 --> 00:28:08,760 He is ready to break into your gaff. 564 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,260 And this is the thing. 565 00:28:10,420 --> 00:28:12,040 He's not going to rob any of your shite. 566 00:28:12,220 --> 00:28:13,420 He's going to leave stuff. 567 00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:14,880 So it's not illegal. 568 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,680 It's perfectly legal to do that. 569 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,420 And I've done it many times as well myself. 570 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:22,300 Throughout the years. 571 00:28:22,460 --> 00:28:23,160 Thanks very much. 572 00:28:23,260 --> 00:28:24,200 Gold bar there. 573 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,000 That's very kind of you. 574 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:25,220 Sorry. 575 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:28,080 I addressed the gold bar as a tip. 576 00:28:29,180 --> 00:28:30,300 Part of the confusion. 577 00:28:30,660 --> 00:28:33,120 Which is all part of the stream I suppose. 578 00:28:33,540 --> 00:28:34,520 Ghetto farmulas. 579 00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:35,700 Thank you very much there. 580 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:37,680 And horses under starlight. 581 00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:38,500 Thank you very much. 582 00:28:39,220 --> 00:28:42,120 I always feel like somebody's watching me. 583 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,280 I'm turning off 5G. 584 00:28:44,660 --> 00:28:45,060 Whoa. 585 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:46,500 Where's the key? 586 00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,200 But not for this stream. 587 00:28:48,420 --> 00:28:53,320 Because I have an air 5G enabled modem. 588 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:57,220 Which I don't think even connects to 5G. 589 00:28:57,460 --> 00:28:59,720 I think it's only getting me 4G speeds. 590 00:29:00,680 --> 00:29:01,260 But that's that. 591 00:29:02,340 --> 00:29:04,600 And another beautiful cut scene. 592 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,980 No end to this. 593 00:29:05,980 --> 00:29:08,260 It won't be my finest effort. 594 00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,600 But it might just work. 595 00:29:12,220 --> 00:29:12,520 Ada. 596 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:15,700 Find these ingredients. 597 00:29:16,660 --> 00:29:17,880 Just maybe. 598 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:19,800 I can make a new batch of medicine. 599 00:29:20,060 --> 00:29:21,480 I was supposed to play another game. 600 00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:22,300 Time's not her friend. 601 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:23,120 You go. 602 00:29:23,540 --> 00:29:24,040 Find them. 603 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:25,720 Now we'll go grab the ember. 604 00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:27,680 Wish me luck. 605 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:31,920 Wish me luck. 606 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,240 Sorry about that. 607 00:29:34,300 --> 00:29:35,980 Bit of a burp there. 608 00:29:36,060 --> 00:29:36,240 Sorry. 609 00:29:37,940 --> 00:29:38,580 Red ink. 610 00:29:38,680 --> 00:29:39,100 Bindery. 611 00:29:39,340 --> 00:29:39,820 Great. 612 00:29:39,940 --> 00:29:40,560 Some fucking. 613 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:41,820 Oh yeah. 614 00:29:41,860 --> 00:29:45,720 So now you have to do that thing where she uses her spider senses to see the footprints. 615 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:47,360 Red ink. 616 00:29:48,140 --> 00:29:49,080 Minerals in the ink. 617 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:50,420 The yeast in the bottle. 618 00:29:50,660 --> 00:29:51,780 The substance in the scales. 619 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,120 The butterfly wings. 620 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:58,320 Each of these has the special properties we require to make the soap present. 621 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:03,480 If I extract the ingredients and mix them with the chemicals I have on hand. 622 00:30:03,580 --> 00:30:04,220 That should do it. 623 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:05,520 That should do it. 624 00:30:05,860 --> 00:30:08,000 I added an extra that should do it there at the end. 625 00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:09,720 Just to give it a bit of extra pump. 626 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:14,400 Shmoobly dong. 627 00:30:15,460 --> 00:30:16,120 Thank you very much. 628 00:30:16,300 --> 00:30:17,460 And Kevin Beijing. 629 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:18,260 Thank you very much. 630 00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:21,820 Thank you very, very, very much. 631 00:30:24,820 --> 00:30:27,060 Grandmaster Thomas Schlug. 632 00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,120 Thank you very much as well. 633 00:30:28,180 --> 00:30:28,820 Very, very kind. 634 00:30:28,820 --> 00:30:29,000 Yeah. 635 00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:37,000 Seem to be on a situational quest here where we have to acquire three sacred items. 636 00:30:37,300 --> 00:30:40,820 I forget what the others are, but they're... 637 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:43,780 Right, anyway. 638 00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:44,500 Could be an... 639 00:30:44,500 --> 00:30:45,180 Could be an... 640 00:30:45,180 --> 00:30:46,660 All right. 641 00:30:46,900 --> 00:30:47,140 First. 642 00:30:47,140 --> 00:30:47,240 First. 643 00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:48,360 The boundary. 644 00:30:48,700 --> 00:30:49,180 Thanks, Tom. 645 00:30:50,220 --> 00:30:52,340 I think that game is a bit loud. 646 00:30:52,440 --> 00:30:53,900 Let's turn that volume down again. 647 00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,640 I wish that there was like a fucking air customer service. 648 00:30:58,720 --> 00:30:59,180 Thank you very much. 649 00:30:59,260 --> 00:30:59,700 I wish... 650 00:30:59,700 --> 00:31:00,400 Look at these guys. 651 00:31:02,440 --> 00:31:05,000 I wish there was an automated leveler. 652 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,380 But then again, how would that work? 653 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,440 Because... 654 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:09,440 That was funny. 655 00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,400 That was funny. 656 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:10,780 I hope... 657 00:31:10,780 --> 00:31:18,820 Do you want some of this? 658 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:20,720 Merry Christmas. 659 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,540 And a happy new year. 660 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,720 Well, I mean, an automated volume leveler. 661 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,720 How would it know when? 662 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,320 It just wouldn't. 663 00:31:31,320 --> 00:31:33,540 Well, you never know. 664 00:31:33,620 --> 00:31:40,620 With the advent of the artificial intelligence age, which we're all living in now, it could become a reality at some point. 665 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,820 In the not too distant future. 666 00:31:42,820 --> 00:31:46,480 It is all the rage at the moment. 667 00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,080 And the AI. 668 00:31:47,300 --> 00:31:49,280 It's AI this and AI that. 669 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,420 And have you seen AI? 670 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,340 Did you do any AI the weekend? 671 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:55,500 How's your father? 672 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,500 Is he still on the AI? 673 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,060 How is everything with yourself anyway? 674 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:01,500 Sorry. 675 00:32:01,900 --> 00:32:03,520 I can't listen to you answer. 676 00:32:03,640 --> 00:32:05,540 I'm actually doing a bit of AI myself. 677 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,840 I'm on the AI all week, actually. 678 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:10,000 Air customer service. 679 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,280 Thank you very much for your AI. 680 00:32:11,420 --> 00:32:12,620 Grandmaster Thomas Schlug. 681 00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:16,160 Very, very, very kind of you as well. 682 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:19,880 Air customer service says, what do you want for 50 quid a month like? 683 00:32:20,420 --> 00:32:25,600 Well, I know that the thing is, I've never been on to air customer service because I've heard they're terrible. 684 00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:33,320 But we're living in rural scape where it's like there's no fucking... 685 00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:39,080 I've gone on about this on stream too many times before for me to be shitting on about it now. 686 00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,840 Let's save the game and talk to this chap here and get this speed run done. 687 00:32:43,280 --> 00:32:45,580 You know my gripes with the whole air thing. 688 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:48,660 The whole national broadband rollout plan. 689 00:32:48,740 --> 00:32:50,000 You know my gripes with that. 690 00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,640 Okay, I don't need to keep on reiterating myself. 691 00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:58,800 You might be interested in tuning up a few of your items there on... 692 00:32:58,800 --> 00:32:59,800 You seem to be doing interesting. 693 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:01,240 Good luck to you, stranger. 694 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,560 You could actually go to look at everything as Max shouts. 695 00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:05,080 Be grand. 696 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:07,620 Max Payne. 697 00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:11,060 Now go and cause some mayhem. 698 00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:13,720 We've got our... 699 00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:17,880 We've got those couple of yokes, two tablets. 700 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,860 And we're gonna take those tablets down town. 701 00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,940 There's no point in this raccoon for some reason. 702 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:26,320 A raccoon. 703 00:33:26,320 --> 00:33:28,460 She stops and has a look at it. 704 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:29,340 Yes, this is fate. 705 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:35,780 Now we need to go down to the room and stick those plate tablets into the fucking yoke. 706 00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:38,520 Have a little look here. 707 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:39,820 Now put that in there. 708 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,560 And we'll put one in here as well. 709 00:33:42,780 --> 00:33:43,100 Bam. 710 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:44,480 And now... 711 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:48,160 Now what we need is a red shell upstairs. 712 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:51,460 Red shell upstairs in a square. 713 00:33:51,620 --> 00:33:53,100 Red shell upstairs in a square. 714 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:54,000 Now left. 715 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,280 What's the left one telling us to do? 716 00:33:56,340 --> 00:33:57,480 It's the fucking... 717 00:33:58,220 --> 00:33:58,480 Is it... 718 00:33:59,140 --> 00:34:00,760 Is it an octagonal? 719 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,360 It's an octagonal thing. 720 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,460 I don't know what that is. 721 00:34:04,500 --> 00:34:05,160 Is it a butterfly? 722 00:34:05,340 --> 00:34:06,000 We don't know. 723 00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:07,540 Put that one there. 724 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:09,520 It's... 725 00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,800 It's just done. 726 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:15,180 It's just done and that's just the way it happens when you're doing these world record attempts. 727 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:17,640 Because obviously you know everything. 728 00:34:19,720 --> 00:34:21,800 The first ingredient should be in this room. 729 00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:22,760 It would be good. 730 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,560 And Ada Wang, they're just letting you know. 731 00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:28,000 In her soul she's a... 732 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:31,280 Very, very calm, cool, calm, collected woman. 733 00:34:31,940 --> 00:34:36,000 She is in the face of all adversity that she's facing throughout doing this. 734 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,680 And manages to keep her... 735 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,000 Her style... 736 00:34:39,540 --> 00:34:41,620 Well and truly fine-tuned. 737 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,440 Kerry, thank you very much there for foraging us. 738 00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,260 Five hours there. 739 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:47,440 Very, very kind. 740 00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:49,260 You indeed. 741 00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:55,160 We have something up there that we need to shoot. 742 00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:57,400 There's a little fucking puzzle piece over here. 743 00:34:57,500 --> 00:34:58,380 It tells us what to do. 744 00:34:58,800 --> 00:34:59,200 We... 745 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:00,140 We do the press. 746 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:01,880 It's an old style press. 747 00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:03,060 It's beautiful as well. 748 00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:04,400 And just... 749 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,800 As we're twisting the press... 750 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:07,380 None other... 751 00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,380 Than Aaron Flood... 752 00:35:10,540 --> 00:35:11,380 Cruising in there... 753 00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:13,380 With a beautiful... 754 00:35:15,380 --> 00:35:17,260 Incapable tip. 755 00:35:18,380 --> 00:35:19,280 For I say incapable. 756 00:35:19,280 --> 00:35:21,100 And it's an absolute misnomer. 757 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,820 Purely capable. 758 00:35:23,420 --> 00:35:24,500 The Floodmeister General. 759 00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,320 He's on Rogers' level. 760 00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,960 It's Rogers and Flood. 761 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:30,720 It's a duo to end all duos. 762 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:32,160 A dynamic duo. 763 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:33,620 Batman and Robin. 764 00:35:35,020 --> 00:35:36,560 Floodman and Rog... 765 00:35:36,560 --> 00:35:37,100 Rogan. 766 00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,600 Rogers and Floodin'. 767 00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:40,920 Now. 768 00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:42,680 One, two, three. 769 00:35:42,780 --> 00:35:44,640 We have to shoot these in order as I recall. 770 00:35:44,780 --> 00:35:45,300 It's a left. 771 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,060 It's the top right and the bottom right. 772 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:50,020 Will you be rewetting the bar, minister? 773 00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,720 Thank you very much, Kendo Nagasaki. 774 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,540 Very, very kindly for your tip as well. 775 00:35:54,720 --> 00:35:56,580 And devoted to hentai. 776 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,020 Thank you very much for your tip. 777 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:00,060 And that's a beautiful situation. 778 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,660 We've managed to align those shields. 779 00:36:03,040 --> 00:36:03,960 And that's... 780 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:05,520 How is all this connected, you know? 781 00:36:06,300 --> 00:36:08,060 It's a very medieval... 782 00:36:08,820 --> 00:36:10,220 Fucking place that we're in. 783 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,060 You'd wonder how all these... 784 00:36:12,060 --> 00:36:14,120 Things were concocted and put together. 785 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:15,760 Stair Chicken, thanks very much. 786 00:36:15,760 --> 00:36:17,280 We have another beautiful cutscene. 787 00:36:17,380 --> 00:36:19,320 The game keeps on providing here. 788 00:36:19,380 --> 00:36:20,000 The entertainment. 789 00:36:20,740 --> 00:36:22,200 Let's see what's going on here. 790 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:40,300 You can stop right there, Leon. 791 00:36:44,380 --> 00:36:46,100 Would it make me use this? 792 00:36:46,860 --> 00:36:47,440 Would you? 793 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:52,220 Well, after six years, that is one hell of a greeting. 794 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:53,620 Ada. 795 00:36:54,620 --> 00:36:56,200 You don't seem surprised. 796 00:36:57,920 --> 00:36:58,500 Interesting. 797 00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:07,420 Try using knives next time. 798 00:37:08,180 --> 00:37:09,340 Better for close encounters. 799 00:37:09,340 --> 00:37:12,220 Not a bad move. 800 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,380 Very smooth. 801 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:17,280 So who are you working for this time? 802 00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:18,340 Oh, Leon. 803 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:18,660 Ryan Walsh. 804 00:37:18,780 --> 00:37:19,820 That's who we're working for. 805 00:37:19,900 --> 00:37:21,020 Thanks very much for the tip. 806 00:37:21,020 --> 00:37:21,360 You know I know what you can tell. 807 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:23,680 And no... 808 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:24,240 And noor. 809 00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:25,080 Thank you very much. 810 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,400 Leave the girl. 811 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:31,720 She's lost no matter what. 812 00:37:33,720 --> 00:37:35,180 You walk away now. 813 00:37:35,180 --> 00:37:36,440 And who knows? 814 00:37:37,340 --> 00:37:39,000 Maybe you'll live to meet me again. 815 00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,740 Is the microphone not loud enough? 816 00:37:40,740 --> 00:37:42,060 And then I might get you that greeting you were looking for. 817 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,080 You think I'm going to give up that ease? 818 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:45,240 There's a few... 819 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,180 People in the chat there saying you're not loud enough, Tom. 820 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:49,720 Talk again. 821 00:37:49,860 --> 00:37:50,140 Right. 822 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:51,760 Yep. 823 00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:52,760 One, two, one, two. 824 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,240 How about we continue this discussion at a time? 825 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:54,560 One, two, three. 826 00:37:54,620 --> 00:37:55,120 One, two, three. 827 00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:55,740 One, two, three. 828 00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:58,280 One, two, three. 829 00:38:02,300 --> 00:38:04,040 I think that's the best we can do it. 830 00:38:04,580 --> 00:38:05,060 I'm afraid. 831 00:38:09,020 --> 00:38:09,660 That's better. 832 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:10,300 Thanks very much. 833 00:38:10,660 --> 00:38:11,060 Conrad. 834 00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:12,400 Ben Horst. 835 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:12,800 Connor. 836 00:38:12,920 --> 00:38:13,220 Finn. 837 00:38:13,380 --> 00:38:13,640 Drew. 838 00:38:13,740 --> 00:38:13,960 Leon. 839 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:15,820 Kerry says it's better. 840 00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:18,560 Antonio Fola says it's better as well. 841 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:19,300 Ryan Walsh. 842 00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:20,040 Thank you very much. 843 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,820 If you're wondering what the hell's going on and why I'm... 844 00:38:22,820 --> 00:38:24,160 jumping around like a fucking idiot, 845 00:38:24,760 --> 00:38:30,160 you have to really look into the ingredient list on the back of this monster-juiced energy. 846 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:32,500 Thank you very much, the gimp of peace. 847 00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:36,420 Tagline, unleash the beast. 848 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:43,340 Following Halloween each year, friends and family gather to celebrate Dia de los Muertos, 849 00:38:43,580 --> 00:38:44,080 Dia de los Muertos, Dia de los Muertos. 850 00:38:45,540 --> 00:38:49,020 Marigold's mysticism and memories combined with food and drink. 851 00:38:50,240 --> 00:38:51,740 Potato, thank you very much. 852 00:38:52,060 --> 00:38:53,340 Narubu. 853 00:38:53,420 --> 00:38:53,900 Thank you very much. 854 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:56,080 The souls... 855 00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:57,440 The party of the souls joined the party. 856 00:38:57,540 --> 00:38:57,960 Mango Loco. 857 00:38:58,140 --> 00:39:02,360 Heavenly blend of exotic juice is certain to attract even the most stubborn spirit. 858 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:04,000 Crazy good taste. 859 00:39:04,380 --> 00:39:07,880 With just enough that monster magic to keep the party going for days. 860 00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:11,360 I would personally never even bother my arse drinking this, 861 00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:18,660 only for the fact that I noticed that it does yield great stream returns. 862 00:39:19,160 --> 00:39:20,720 That's what I noticed in the past. 863 00:39:20,940 --> 00:39:25,880 But it does also, if abused, fuck up your sleep. 864 00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:28,260 Especially after 8pm in the evening. 865 00:39:28,260 --> 00:39:31,260 But look, we're here for a good time, not a long time. 866 00:39:31,740 --> 00:39:36,980 The thing is, if you're here having a good time all the time, you won't be here for a long time. 867 00:39:37,060 --> 00:39:37,500 Do you know what I mean? 868 00:39:39,900 --> 00:39:40,980 Yeah, that's the truth. 869 00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:45,720 You need to also remember to do everything in moderation and not to tear the arse out of it. 870 00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:48,140 Otherwise, it'll tear your arse out. 871 00:39:49,180 --> 00:39:50,080 And that won't be pretty. 872 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:52,740 It really won't. 873 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,420 Ballinar brew, thank you very much. 874 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,040 Dark cowboy, thank you very much. 875 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,880 The fermented one, thank you very much as well. 876 00:40:03,240 --> 00:40:04,440 So we'll... 877 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:06,880 A nice hearty swig of that. 878 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,120 Your rhetoric will smother you. 879 00:40:09,300 --> 00:40:12,240 We'll combine that with sponsors of the show. 880 00:40:13,700 --> 00:40:14,900 San Celestino. 881 00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:17,160 An amazing product. 882 00:40:17,900 --> 00:40:19,180 The product of Italy. 883 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,240 If you haven't heard me go on about this, 884 00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:22,860 I went on about it at the beginning. 885 00:40:23,060 --> 00:40:24,020 It's brilliant stuff. 886 00:40:24,220 --> 00:40:25,800 It's a bottle. 887 00:40:26,240 --> 00:40:28,420 It's a preventing ocean plastic, 888 00:40:29,120 --> 00:40:30,580 even though it is a plastic bottle. 889 00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:31,840 I don't know how it's doing that. 890 00:40:32,920 --> 00:40:38,340 From the Italian Alps, sourced in Lisa in Piscina, Italy. 891 00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:40,900 Bottled by Fonte di Piscina Spa. 892 00:40:43,460 --> 00:40:45,960 Any else there on the side yet? 893 00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:49,480 Gushing from a spring at 630 metres. 894 00:40:50,200 --> 00:40:56,080 This natural sparkling mineral water is bottled in the small town of Piscina, 895 00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:59,000 at the foot of the Mount Piscina, 896 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,380 in the little Dolomites. 897 00:41:01,380 --> 00:41:03,960 Lovely stuff. 898 00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:06,920 Crazy bit of business. 899 00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,580 What's the cap off? 900 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:11,020 What's the fizz pop like when you take the cap off? 901 00:41:12,020 --> 00:41:13,360 I'll fucking tell you right now. 902 00:41:13,740 --> 00:41:15,140 Hopefully the microphone will get this. 903 00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:23,100 Hopefully the cheap and nasty software voice enhancer doesn't take away the hiss. 904 00:41:23,240 --> 00:41:23,940 Because it probably does. 905 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:26,300 Because I've noticed that when I'm talking into this, 906 00:41:26,420 --> 00:41:28,540 and the soft, the, whatchamacallit, 907 00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:30,760 voice enhancer software, 908 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:33,200 which is meant to make the voice sound good in the microphone. 909 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,460 Because I'm not fucking buying one of those expensive microphones. 910 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:42,280 It does it in a way that it isolates some sounds. 911 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,080 And then sometimes when you pronounce S's, 912 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,560 I watch the streams back and it just sounds like a big lisp. 913 00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:49,380 Which is not great. 914 00:41:49,460 --> 00:41:50,440 It's not my style. 915 00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:52,600 And there was a hiss. 916 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:54,680 I'm not sure if it even registered. 917 00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:56,260 Did it register? 918 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:01,440 That. 919 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,040 That's the San Celestino. 920 00:42:06,460 --> 00:42:09,880 That's the San Celestino fizz we all know and love. 921 00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:14,220 There was a little sismis. 922 00:42:14,780 --> 00:42:15,700 Big time hiss. 923 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,240 Lovely hiss. 924 00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:20,420 Great stuff. 925 00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:25,040 Do you reckon if they put one of the parasites from this game into an XL bully, 926 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:27,600 it'll be game over, asks Aaron Flood. 927 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:30,900 It would be game over. 928 00:42:31,820 --> 00:42:32,640 Completely, totally. 929 00:42:33,020 --> 00:42:35,780 I've seen a video the other day of a giant XL bully 930 00:42:35,780 --> 00:42:37,480 fucking pulling a car. 931 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:40,760 And its owner had like a fucking treat, like a pig's ear. 932 00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:44,020 And it was just fucking trying to get the pig's ear. 933 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,980 But it was attached to a harness, 934 00:42:46,580 --> 00:42:49,560 which was attached to a truck or a car or something. 935 00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,160 Strong fuckers. 936 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,660 Insane animals. 937 00:42:55,340 --> 00:43:00,540 You'd wonder what the, uh, what the motives are for the owners getting those animals. 938 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,660 Archbishop Len Facky. 939 00:43:02,740 --> 00:43:03,880 Thank you very much there. 940 00:43:04,580 --> 00:43:05,600 Careless Lisper. 941 00:43:05,700 --> 00:43:06,420 Thank you very much. 942 00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:08,620 Give back stateside shoe. 943 00:43:08,740 --> 00:43:09,380 Thank you very much. 944 00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:11,040 Leon from Steps. 945 00:43:11,380 --> 00:43:12,400 And the fermented one. 946 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,440 Thank you very much as well, Ballinar Brew. 947 00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:17,540 Can you wish Owen Kremen all the best? 948 00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:21,180 He's listening to you now and making the long way down to Mallow tonight. 949 00:43:21,820 --> 00:43:23,000 To Lucia and Santi. 950 00:43:23,140 --> 00:43:26,600 Well, that is absolutely amazing stuff altogether. 951 00:43:26,860 --> 00:43:31,300 I would love to be making my way down to Mallow tonight. 952 00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,480 It would just be a dreamy, dreamy evening on a bus. 953 00:43:36,120 --> 00:43:38,400 Probably having to get a connection in Galway. 954 00:43:38,680 --> 00:43:40,820 Then having to get a connection in Limerick. 955 00:43:41,620 --> 00:43:42,800 I love all that stuff. 956 00:43:42,880 --> 00:43:44,860 It really is great. 957 00:43:45,860 --> 00:43:46,440 Hiss Master. 958 00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,420 Thank you very much there for that tip as well. 959 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:51,960 Hopefully there's no hiss coming off of what's going on here. 960 00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:53,960 Now we're back into it. 961 00:43:54,020 --> 00:43:54,620 The thick of it. 962 00:43:54,740 --> 00:43:56,180 Let's use this red ink. 963 00:43:56,780 --> 00:43:57,620 No, let's not. 964 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:58,260 We can't. 965 00:43:59,220 --> 00:44:04,220 What we have to do is do some sort of fetch quest puzzle based scenario. 966 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,780 Wherein we managed to acquire another torch for this. 967 00:44:11,020 --> 00:44:13,400 I don't even know what the names of these things are. 968 00:44:14,540 --> 00:44:16,280 But they're goat headed dreamers. 969 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,780 With a few puzzles. 970 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:24,020 To solve right now. 971 00:44:26,120 --> 00:44:26,560 Yep. 972 00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:29,020 You've got the imprint of a beast. 973 00:44:30,160 --> 00:44:30,860 On a door. 974 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:32,880 Can you do something about that? 975 00:44:33,100 --> 00:44:33,500 You can. 976 00:44:33,620 --> 00:44:34,700 There's something there you can shoot. 977 00:44:34,820 --> 00:44:35,240 Good man. 978 00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:38,460 And if you have something else you can shoot to open that. 979 00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:39,500 Oh, here we go. 980 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:41,000 Lovely schnaf. 981 00:44:42,900 --> 00:44:43,260 Peace. 982 00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:44,280 Pig. 983 00:44:44,580 --> 00:44:44,980 Grandad. 984 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:45,860 Thank you very much. 985 00:44:45,860 --> 00:44:49,440 And Jamaica welcomes you as well. 986 00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,940 What Jamaica that time? 987 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:52,980 Thank you very much. 988 00:44:53,080 --> 00:44:54,860 Very, very kind of the tipster runes. 989 00:44:55,280 --> 00:44:56,060 Whoever did that. 990 00:44:57,840 --> 00:45:02,300 Now, quickly have a little look here and make sure we know exactly how we're going to get out of here. 991 00:45:02,360 --> 00:45:03,840 Because I think you did this with Leon. 992 00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,960 So they're double dipping. 993 00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:08,460 I think they're double dipping here. 994 00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:11,840 I'm making us do stuff that Leon already did. 995 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:13,640 Darren Mac. 996 00:45:14,060 --> 00:45:15,460 Thank you very much for the tip there. 997 00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:16,460 Two snakes. 998 00:45:16,460 --> 00:45:26,160 Open sesame. 999 00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:30,520 Open sesame. 1000 00:45:31,040 --> 00:45:33,160 A lovely sesame seed bun. 1001 00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:35,740 How's the form. 1002 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:35,740 How's the form? 1003 00:45:35,900 --> 00:45:36,580 Francis and Tommy. 1004 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,580 Long time no see. 1005 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:38,740 Good to see us back on the streams. 1006 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:39,420 Thanks very much. 1007 00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:45,020 We had to come back for the fucking world record was on hiatus. 1008 00:45:45,140 --> 00:45:46,360 It had to be set as well. 1009 00:45:46,500 --> 00:45:54,440 I just wanted to tantalize the steam running, speed running community out there. 1010 00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:57,600 Because they knew what was afoot and they wanted it. 1011 00:45:57,860 --> 00:45:59,660 But we wanted to keep them on tenderhooks, Tom. 1012 00:45:59,740 --> 00:46:00,000 Didn't we? 1013 00:46:00,580 --> 00:46:00,880 Tom. 1014 00:46:02,540 --> 00:46:03,860 We did indeed. 1015 00:46:04,740 --> 00:46:06,020 We did indeed. 1016 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:07,100 Lele. 1017 00:46:07,660 --> 00:46:08,300 Makeda. 1018 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,480 Thank you very much, sir. 1019 00:46:11,300 --> 00:46:12,820 Now, you've got another bird. 1020 00:46:12,940 --> 00:46:14,340 Is that another bloody... 1021 00:46:14,340 --> 00:46:15,400 You need another eagle. 1022 00:46:16,460 --> 00:46:17,480 Kind of... 1023 00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:20,240 A bit German, those eagles. 1024 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:20,580 Are they? 1025 00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,620 They do look German. 1026 00:46:23,820 --> 00:46:26,000 There's an air of menace about them. 1027 00:46:26,300 --> 00:46:28,500 And that'll be the Germanics. 1028 00:46:29,640 --> 00:46:31,400 It's a crimson lantern. 1029 00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,180 And look at this beautiful contraption. 1030 00:46:36,580 --> 00:46:37,260 Right, okay, come on. 1031 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:38,820 What the fuck with these things? 1032 00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:40,600 Okay, so three eagles. 1033 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,460 Come on! 1034 00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:47,180 Come on! 1035 00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:48,380 No! 1036 00:46:53,020 --> 00:47:17,860 Uh, a fuckin' three shrimps. A shrimp. A shrimp. No! No! Another fish. Vinegar stroke 69. Thanks for the tip. And then two snakes. The twin snakes. 1037 00:47:17,860 --> 00:47:38,560 Come on. Good job I saw that. Good job I saw the little opening there for the hookshot, because I was about to do one of these. 1038 00:47:40,680 --> 00:47:55,960 In order to celebrate my amazing escape from an equally amazing contraption. You'd wonder who made it, because I've seen the cut of the lads that are hanging around this fuckin' thing. It doesn't even look like they'd be able to tie their shoes. 1039 00:47:56,680 --> 00:48:03,680 Uh, I doubt they'd be able to come up and formulate and construct such an elaborate fuckin' piece. 1040 00:48:04,460 --> 00:48:11,780 But again, it's all part of the emuzzlement with this game. And if I was her, I'd smash that fuckin' thing right open. 1041 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:22,440 And I'd take that stuff, put it in a sack, some great crockery, and I'd sell it in a car boot when I got back to Japan, or America, wherever she goes after this. 1042 00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:27,420 I'm not sure if they have car boot sales in Japan. They probably do. They probably do. 1043 00:48:28,980 --> 00:48:29,340 Tom? 1044 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:42,160 Couldn't fuckin' tell you to be honest, but I mean, if I was ever in Japan, I'd definitely ask around if there's any car boot sales going on. Anything at all. It's nice to get down to America's. Get a few Belgians, you know. 1045 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,100 Will you be rewetting the Prime Minister? 1046 00:48:45,100 --> 00:48:54,920 Irish Aviation Authority, thank you very much for your kind, heart, and generous tip. Can you shout out the big bald man, Mr. Phelan, for all his help with my applications? Well, hopefully that's not an insult to him. 1047 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:56,240 Looks like something not here. 1048 00:48:56,240 --> 00:49:06,260 With that. Apologies for reading that out, and if you are bald, uh, Mr. Phelan, then, look, fuckin' enjoy it. 1049 00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:10,880 Bye, Pat, thank you very much for the tip as well. Very kind of ya. 1050 00:49:13,100 --> 00:49:18,860 Bye, Pat says, don't read this out loud, but, and I'm not gonna read it out, but I'm gonna read it now, and, oh, fuck. 1051 00:49:20,460 --> 00:49:25,780 Hang on. We, we need to really think here, because there's one of these knights of the realm. 1052 00:49:25,780 --> 00:49:29,120 We're trying to fuckin' have his wicked way with us. 1053 00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:39,220 Bag of boxes. Thank you very much there. Bag of boxes, and none other than Bi-Pat, for your kind-hearted and generous tips. 1054 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:48,000 Wasn't a great spin on that, but I'm not too arsed about getting a great spin on it, after I've already done that thing. 1055 00:49:48,660 --> 00:49:49,880 And it didn't feel that good. 1056 00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:53,860 Jordan B. Neeterson, thank you very much for the tip there as well. 1057 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:56,880 Just gonna read Bi-Pat's message there for a moment. 1058 00:49:57,100 --> 00:49:58,300 Don't, uh, you know. 1059 00:49:58,880 --> 00:49:59,880 That's superior to the map. 1060 00:50:00,620 --> 00:50:11,420 Okay, okay, okay, so you're actually recommending another, uh, version of this particular drink, but you probably didn't want me to read out loud so it wasn't giving them free advertising. 1061 00:50:13,760 --> 00:50:15,240 Let's just see how we get on here. 1062 00:50:15,360 --> 00:50:21,820 The only advertising we want to dish out is, of course, to San Celestino, Italy's premier sparkling mineral. 1063 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:27,780 Sourced at the foot of the fuckin' Himalayas out there in northern Italy. 1064 00:50:28,600 --> 00:50:30,820 A beautiful mountain stream drink. 1065 00:50:35,820 --> 00:50:36,820 Ciao, bueno. 1066 00:50:36,820 --> 00:50:36,820 Ciao, bueno. 1067 00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:42,540 And that's a lovely bit of Italian for you as well, just to make you feel at home. 1068 00:50:43,980 --> 00:50:45,220 Uh, bag of boxes. 1069 00:50:45,500 --> 00:50:46,580 Very, very kind of you there. 1070 00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,380 Let's get this going. 1071 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:49,420 Let's get this going. 1072 00:50:49,500 --> 00:50:50,260 Bit of lag there. 1073 00:50:52,080 --> 00:50:53,540 Hopefully there's no lag on the stream. 1074 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,440 Uh, put your microphone up now. 1075 00:50:57,180 --> 00:50:59,020 Is my microphone too loud, is it? 1076 00:50:59,160 --> 00:51:00,200 Or too, too quiet? 1077 00:51:01,140 --> 00:51:01,740 Let's go on. 1078 00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:02,980 Oh, here we go. 1079 00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:04,420 One, two, one, two, one, two. 1080 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:06,260 One, two, one, two. 1081 00:51:10,300 --> 00:51:11,160 Are you still there? 1082 00:51:12,420 --> 00:51:13,180 I'm still here. 1083 00:51:13,220 --> 00:51:14,340 I think it's loud enough. 1084 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:15,780 Just test yourself there. 1085 00:51:17,060 --> 00:51:17,640 One, two. 1086 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,740 Let's test this out. 1087 00:51:18,820 --> 00:51:19,180 One, two. 1088 00:51:19,180 --> 00:51:20,960 It's hitting the yellow, so it should be fine. 1089 00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,260 Ciao, bueno. 1090 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:25,540 Ultimo. 1091 00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:29,380 Uh, let's just stick a herb into us again. 1092 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:30,600 At pace. 1093 00:51:30,780 --> 00:51:32,260 We've maxed out our health bar. 1094 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,780 Let's rearrange this situation like that. 1095 00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:39,140 Maybe even concoct a few shotgun shells if we have them. 1096 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:40,620 Yes, we do. 1097 00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:43,040 It's great to have this little situation going here. 1098 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:46,840 As we said before on the stream, it's not what you do, it's how you do it. 1099 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:50,000 And at the moment, we're doing pretty, pretty well. 1100 00:51:50,100 --> 00:51:55,340 We've really circumvented a few fucking incursions with bad bastards. 1101 00:51:55,720 --> 00:52:00,020 Now we're just reloading and restocking and getting all the stock ready for Christmas. 1102 00:52:00,020 --> 00:52:00,940 I'll tell you what. 1103 00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:03,020 A flashbang wouldn't go astray. 1104 00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:04,720 We throw a flashbang into the mix. 1105 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:08,660 This guy is going to get a fucking lights out heart attack surprise. 1106 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,440 Let's have a little look. 1107 00:52:17,720 --> 00:52:18,260 That's great. 1108 00:52:18,260 --> 00:52:18,960 Now, come on. 1109 00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:23,120 Melee the cunt. 1110 00:52:23,900 --> 00:52:26,660 And now, time to whip out the shotty too hottie. 1111 00:52:26,780 --> 00:52:27,280 Here we go. 1112 00:52:28,900 --> 00:52:34,120 And that's going to fucking really set the tone for the rest of the evening. 1113 00:52:34,240 --> 00:52:35,680 A beautiful piece of killing. 1114 00:52:36,900 --> 00:52:37,800 Really was. 1115 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:45,080 And it's not really that classy to glory in the fucking killing of another spirit or being. 1116 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,540 But these guys really deserve it. 1117 00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:50,760 I would say now, they wouldn't lash a minute out there. 1118 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:52,440 The foot of the dolmites. 1119 00:52:53,140 --> 00:52:55,920 Out in Italy, getting their San Celestino. 1120 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:58,960 I don't have any of these guys even drink water or the fucking shit on them. 1121 00:53:00,480 --> 00:53:00,960 That's it. 1122 00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:01,480 Another one. 1123 00:53:01,660 --> 00:53:03,380 You need to hit the glory bit. 1124 00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:07,120 Lovely stuff. 1125 00:53:07,260 --> 00:53:10,000 Now, get out the fucking big, the big boys. 1126 00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:16,640 I'm going to go with the shotgun here and see how we fare with this. 1127 00:53:16,780 --> 00:53:17,800 We know how it works. 1128 00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:19,660 We know how it works. 1129 00:53:20,180 --> 00:53:21,220 And that's another one. 1130 00:53:21,260 --> 00:53:26,080 You could even hear a kind of sick, sick squeak of a man. 1131 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,840 It sounded like a mouse inside. 1132 00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:29,960 It was trapped inside him. 1133 00:53:30,280 --> 00:53:31,820 Just squeaking, trying to get out. 1134 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:38,320 That was the last bit of air escaping from his pulsating head. 1135 00:53:38,460 --> 00:53:39,340 Would you call that a head? 1136 00:53:39,380 --> 00:53:41,020 I'm not even sure what the fuck that was. 1137 00:53:42,020 --> 00:53:46,540 It was an absolute scene and a half is what it was. 1138 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,700 And it was, it looked like it needed some medical, swift medical attention. 1139 00:53:50,940 --> 00:53:56,980 But yet again, I don't think any of these people even know what a hospital is or even a first aid box. 1140 00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,520 I mean, these guys, they're walking around. 1141 00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:03,040 They're encased, ensconced in metal. 1142 00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,380 And they're trying to do damage at an alarming rate. 1143 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,520 It boggles the mind. 1144 00:54:09,580 --> 00:54:10,880 It's a real mind twister. 1145 00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:14,900 Great stuff, Tom. 1146 00:54:15,020 --> 00:54:15,960 Thanks very much for that. 1147 00:54:16,600 --> 00:54:25,180 It's great to have the fucking bit of colour analysis going on there as well as we head first into a fucking nightmare realm. 1148 00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:30,640 Another intriguing and intricate golden clad puzzle room. 1149 00:54:31,440 --> 00:54:35,860 And a line-up that would fucking strike the fear into the heart of any defence at all. 1150 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,120 Imagine that. 1151 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:43,800 Fucking left wing, right wing and centre forward there coming at you like Cleopatra backed up by these lads. 1152 00:54:44,340 --> 00:54:46,980 Another four crackerjackers there. 1153 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,420 And another lad at the back. 1154 00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:49,320 So there's two at the back. 1155 00:54:49,920 --> 00:54:52,840 And then they're playing with two wingers each side. 1156 00:54:53,140 --> 00:54:55,300 And then two central defenders at the back. 1157 00:54:55,800 --> 00:55:00,420 Trying to defend that fucking piece of itemry over there. 1158 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:00,740 Don't worry. 1159 00:55:00,860 --> 00:55:02,240 Another bottle or something. 1160 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:05,640 All I can say is it's gonna get nasty. 1161 00:55:05,740 --> 00:55:06,500 It's gonna get messy. 1162 00:55:06,880 --> 00:55:09,760 And it's going to require a lot of skill. 1163 00:55:10,260 --> 00:55:13,480 It's going to require big brain manoeuvres. 1164 00:55:14,320 --> 00:55:24,180 And all I can say is I hope my brain is big enough to really fucking worm my way out of this horrible hole I found myself in at the moment. 1165 00:55:24,700 --> 00:55:26,320 It's going to get messy, Tom. 1166 00:55:27,160 --> 00:55:28,140 It's gonna get messy. 1167 00:55:28,340 --> 00:55:29,960 It's the way it always is, you know. 1168 00:55:30,040 --> 00:55:33,920 You need to head into the fucking battle with a pragmatic mindset. 1169 00:55:33,920 --> 00:55:37,640 Make sure you're not going to be crying tears of spilt milk. 1170 00:55:38,260 --> 00:55:38,740 Indeed. 1171 00:55:39,940 --> 00:55:42,400 Endeavor not to spill any milk whatsoever. 1172 00:55:43,820 --> 00:55:48,060 The fortunate thing for us is that we don't carry milk with us. 1173 00:55:48,060 --> 00:55:53,300 Now you've obtained the golden bottle. 1174 00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:59,040 This is like it's an off license with an amazing bottle. 1175 00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:00,280 You've taken the wrong bottle. 1176 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:07,760 You've taken the wrong bottle and now the fucking proprietor is going to get that bottle back off you because it's got some great alcoholic content in it. 1177 00:56:09,020 --> 00:56:10,840 I think you're best off flashbang. 1178 00:56:10,840 --> 00:56:12,660 Flashbanging these even though you can't. 1179 00:56:12,660 --> 00:56:15,460 You're probably going to have to punish them and then go with the shot. 1180 00:56:15,460 --> 00:56:16,460 Frank Dalgleish. 1181 00:56:16,460 --> 00:56:17,460 Frank Dalgleish. 1182 00:56:17,460 --> 00:56:17,980 Thank you for your glorious tip. 1183 00:56:17,980 --> 00:56:22,460 Frank Dalgleish. 1184 00:56:22,460 --> 00:56:24,820 Thank you for your glorious tip. 1185 00:56:24,820 --> 00:56:26,820 Frank Dalgleish. 1186 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:27,380 Frank Dalgleish. 1187 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,220 Thank you very much for your glorious tip. 1188 00:56:29,300 --> 00:56:30,940 I'm going to do this not for me. 1189 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:32,300 Not for anyone else. 1190 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:33,780 But for Frank Dalgleish. 1191 00:56:33,980 --> 00:56:34,540 Or Daglish. 1192 00:56:34,660 --> 00:56:34,860 Sorry. 1193 00:56:35,060 --> 00:56:36,820 I said your name was Dalgleish. 1194 00:56:38,340 --> 00:56:39,820 Probably just because it resembled Dalgleish. 1195 00:56:40,460 --> 00:56:40,840 But it's not. 1196 00:56:40,900 --> 00:56:43,260 Your name is Daglish and that's a name as well. 1197 00:56:43,820 --> 00:56:44,660 Paul Meeskel. 1198 00:56:44,740 --> 00:56:45,660 Thank you very much there. 1199 00:56:45,820 --> 00:56:48,780 I seen the old Higgins shop video again earlier. 1200 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:49,980 Thank you very much. 1201 00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,020 The Higgins stores is it? 1202 00:56:52,800 --> 00:56:53,360 Yeah. 1203 00:56:53,440 --> 00:56:56,760 Higgins stores is going to be opening again for Christmas. 1204 00:56:56,900 --> 00:57:01,400 Christmas hours are well and truly open at the moment. 1205 00:57:01,600 --> 00:57:04,520 We're doing great business in the shop. 1206 00:57:05,460 --> 00:57:09,340 We've got a vast array of different items. 1207 00:57:10,620 --> 00:57:12,160 Is the gameplay too loud? 1208 00:57:12,220 --> 00:57:13,520 I'm going to knock it down a touch. 1209 00:57:14,260 --> 00:57:15,060 Just a touch. 1210 00:57:15,060 --> 00:57:19,480 Big shout out to Kenny Dalgleish. 1211 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,580 Look at this now. 1212 00:57:26,920 --> 00:57:28,340 This guy right behind me. 1213 00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:30,460 Ready to give me some fucking spooge. 1214 00:57:30,740 --> 00:57:32,500 I don't want it to happen like that. 1215 00:57:32,820 --> 00:57:36,800 There's a couple of spooge merchants just behind bars. 1216 00:57:37,080 --> 00:57:38,860 And they've got fucking like crossbows. 1217 00:57:38,980 --> 00:57:40,200 They're firing crossbows. 1218 00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:41,500 They're... 1219 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:42,560 Who are they like? 1220 00:57:42,660 --> 00:57:43,800 What wasters? 1221 00:57:44,300 --> 00:57:45,280 What wasters. 1222 00:57:46,620 --> 00:57:47,040 Come on. 1223 00:57:52,860 --> 00:57:54,440 Doing pretty fucking well actually. 1224 00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:55,160 XL bully. 1225 00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:56,180 Thank you very much there. 1226 00:57:56,240 --> 00:57:56,660 XL bully. 1227 00:57:57,820 --> 00:57:58,140 Oh. 1228 00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:01,060 Promote this look. 1229 00:58:01,720 --> 00:58:02,040 Oi. 1230 00:58:02,040 --> 00:58:02,120 Oi. 1231 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:02,200 Oi. 1232 00:58:09,520 --> 00:58:10,140 Oh. 1233 00:58:10,140 --> 00:58:11,620 It's... 1234 00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,220 It feels great. 1235 00:58:14,820 --> 00:58:15,980 It feels brilliant. 1236 00:58:16,980 --> 00:58:17,780 Oh yeah. 1237 00:58:17,780 --> 00:58:17,820 Oh yeah. 1238 00:58:21,000 --> 00:58:22,300 We've got one in the chamber. 1239 00:58:22,940 --> 00:58:23,940 We've two in the chamber. 1240 00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:26,220 See you later. 1241 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,000 Chaos chamber. 1242 00:58:29,380 --> 00:58:29,820 Fuck. 1243 00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:35,120 That's the first bit of fucking business that has been laid upon us there. 1244 00:58:35,180 --> 00:58:36,820 What we'll do is we'll cancel that out. 1245 00:58:36,940 --> 00:58:39,800 Maybe wait for another bit of business before we put a herb into us. 1246 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,180 It's great stuff. 1247 00:58:43,300 --> 00:58:43,940 It's feeling good. 1248 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,080 It feels good. 1249 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:45,760 Feels good. 1250 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,340 It's not bad. 1251 00:58:48,200 --> 00:58:49,000 It's okay. 1252 00:58:49,000 --> 00:58:50,740 It could be worse. 1253 00:58:51,260 --> 00:58:52,540 Just unequipped the gun there. 1254 00:58:52,620 --> 00:58:54,200 That was not the right move at all. 1255 00:58:54,900 --> 00:58:55,700 Oh shit. 1256 00:58:57,400 --> 00:58:58,200 Fucking hell. 1257 00:58:58,480 --> 00:58:58,920 Whoa. 1258 00:58:59,300 --> 00:58:59,620 Boys. 1259 00:59:05,720 --> 00:59:06,420 See that? 1260 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:08,060 She did a fucking scorpion kick. 1261 00:59:09,060 --> 00:59:10,720 That was Rene Higuita. 1262 00:59:12,540 --> 00:59:14,980 Hitting Jamie Redknapp's fucking ball back. 1263 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:21,600 Fuck me man. 1264 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,340 This is an absolute shitstorm. 1265 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:27,960 Shitstorm FC. 1266 00:59:30,160 --> 00:59:32,120 Shitstorm FC have just made a signing. 1267 00:59:38,680 --> 00:59:40,800 Oh you're fucking joking me. 1268 00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:43,020 It's fucked Pat. 1269 00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:45,840 Hard times. 1270 00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,380 Hard times ahead. 1271 00:59:48,860 --> 00:59:51,500 But remember hard times create strong cunts. 1272 00:59:52,180 --> 00:59:55,080 Strong cunts create great times. 1273 00:59:56,000 --> 00:59:58,340 Great times create daft cunts. 1274 00:59:59,140 --> 01:00:01,060 Daft cunts create bad times. 1275 01:00:01,580 --> 01:00:04,160 But bad times create strong cunts. 1276 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,340 Are you okay there Tom? 1277 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,460 You need to fucking think about that before you fucking see it again. 1278 01:00:11,540 --> 01:00:12,320 It was in my head. 1279 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,280 I'd heard of it. 1280 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,680 But I keep on getting wrong when I try to say it back. 1281 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:17,540 Okay. 1282 01:00:18,080 --> 01:00:19,540 Ensconced Spooge merchants. 1283 01:00:19,760 --> 01:00:20,640 Thank you very much. 1284 01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:21,660 Good to see you back. 1285 01:00:22,740 --> 01:00:27,500 Recommended giving or recommend giving Alan Wake to a play if you can. 1286 01:00:27,620 --> 01:00:28,720 Reckon you'd have a blast. 1287 01:00:28,820 --> 01:00:30,640 Well we will look into it. 1288 01:00:30,700 --> 01:00:32,940 Again I'm not making promises here. 1289 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,400 Five or six games that have been recommended to me. 1290 01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:45,300 But I will say that I am deeply upset and ashamed of Konami for not fucking putting out Silent Hill 2 remake before Christmas. 1291 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:52,280 I wanted to relive last year's survival spook horror fucking psychological horror times. 1292 01:00:52,480 --> 01:00:56,000 But in you know 4K even though I don't have a 4K display. 1293 01:00:56,140 --> 01:01:01,060 But in next gen gameplay terms I wanted to fucking have a look at it. 1294 01:01:01,420 --> 01:01:03,020 It's not even out. 1295 01:01:03,420 --> 01:01:05,220 It doesn't even look like it's going to be out until next year. 1296 01:01:06,540 --> 01:01:07,600 Pretty little bit of business altogether. 1297 01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,160 This on the other hand is where we shine. 1298 01:01:11,380 --> 01:01:13,900 Because as you saw there I started off really well. 1299 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:15,180 Laid the carpet right. 1300 01:01:15,340 --> 01:01:19,460 But some extra guests came in who were uninvited. 1301 01:01:20,060 --> 01:01:21,520 As you know uninvited guests. 1302 01:01:21,740 --> 01:01:22,820 They're an unknown quantity. 1303 01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:24,740 They can bring along a lot of pain. 1304 01:01:24,860 --> 01:01:27,380 A lot of nasty nasty men here. 1305 01:01:28,540 --> 01:01:29,580 A lot of nasty men. 1306 01:01:30,020 --> 01:01:30,600 A lot of them. 1307 01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:34,180 Have they ever worked a day in their lives? 1308 01:01:34,780 --> 01:01:35,240 Not sure. 1309 01:01:35,420 --> 01:01:37,280 Not to have a go at anyone who's not working. 1310 01:01:37,480 --> 01:01:38,320 But these guys here. 1311 01:01:39,420 --> 01:01:39,900 Tell you what. 1312 01:01:40,000 --> 01:01:40,940 Frankie Schoonz. 1313 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:42,320 How the hell are you? 1314 01:01:42,360 --> 01:01:43,520 I hope you're getting on well. 1315 01:01:44,020 --> 01:01:47,220 And Merry Happy Christmas to you. 1316 01:01:47,280 --> 01:01:47,980 Thanks very much. 1317 01:01:49,240 --> 01:01:50,760 Very kind of you there. 1318 01:01:51,300 --> 01:01:55,020 It says how are you finding the standing desk set up boss? 1319 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,520 Great to see you. 1320 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,860 Francis can you answer that question? 1321 01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,660 Well I fucked up there Tom. 1322 01:02:06,340 --> 01:02:07,360 I fucked up. 1323 01:02:08,020 --> 01:02:09,240 And now I'm wasting bullets. 1324 01:02:09,700 --> 01:02:10,520 And that's a waste. 1325 01:02:11,260 --> 01:02:13,240 Just gonna let them go for me on this one. 1326 01:02:14,720 --> 01:02:15,440 Holly Winter. 1327 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:16,940 Thank you very much. 1328 01:02:18,320 --> 01:02:19,900 Very very kind of you. 1329 01:02:24,900 --> 01:02:25,420 Stupendous. 1330 01:02:27,300 --> 01:02:36,180 Absolutely stupendous stuff there from these chain mail cunts. 1331 01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:37,860 And that's C-U-N-C-E. 1332 01:02:38,240 --> 01:02:39,200 It's not even a word. 1333 01:02:39,620 --> 01:02:43,040 Doesn't even qualify as the worst swear word. 1334 01:02:43,820 --> 01:02:44,500 Ladies and gentlemen. 1335 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,000 I've successfully managed to bypass the swear word ban. 1336 01:02:48,540 --> 01:02:50,060 Even though there was no swear word ban. 1337 01:02:50,180 --> 01:02:52,840 It's just a psychological tick I have in my head that says. 1338 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:53,900 That wasn't. 1339 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,520 You could have used better language there. 1340 01:02:56,340 --> 01:02:56,640 Look. 1341 01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:58,380 I've gone too far. 1342 01:02:58,580 --> 01:03:00,520 I can't rectify my own mind anymore. 1343 01:03:00,520 --> 01:03:02,760 Just have to go along with whatever I say. 1344 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:03,600 And that's that. 1345 01:03:04,960 --> 01:03:05,740 Watch this. 1346 01:03:05,960 --> 01:03:07,160 We're about to get fucking dirty. 1347 01:03:07,580 --> 01:03:08,760 With these fucking living. 1348 01:03:09,120 --> 01:03:10,000 Living armor. 1349 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:10,380 Armors. 1350 01:03:10,440 --> 01:03:13,820 You won't get very far attacking the areas protected by the armor. 1351 01:03:13,900 --> 01:03:14,640 I know all this. 1352 01:03:15,580 --> 01:03:16,280 I know it all. 1353 01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:18,220 As for the standing desk. 1354 01:03:19,000 --> 01:03:19,880 That's fine. 1355 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:21,980 It's a desk that moves up and down. 1356 01:03:22,160 --> 01:03:23,260 You can sit if you want. 1357 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,100 I recall the last time I started this speed run. 1358 01:03:26,320 --> 01:03:26,880 Back two. 1359 01:03:26,980 --> 01:03:28,420 Almost two months ago now. 1360 01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:30,860 If not two months. 1361 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:33,740 I started off sitting down. 1362 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:38,540 And then progressed after I drank half a monster energy to standing up. 1363 01:03:39,340 --> 01:03:41,300 This time I started standing up. 1364 01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:42,620 And I've half the can drunk. 1365 01:03:42,820 --> 01:03:44,400 I knew that it was going to come to this. 1366 01:03:44,460 --> 01:03:46,600 Where there's a lot of energy that needed to be expended. 1367 01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,880 Especially when you're getting killed. 1368 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:50,580 It can be very very nice to let off a bit of steam. 1369 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:51,960 By either spinning on a chair. 1370 01:03:52,500 --> 01:03:54,520 Or doing some kind of power stance. 1371 01:03:54,700 --> 01:03:55,740 Or power maneuvers. 1372 01:03:59,860 --> 01:04:00,560 Holly Winter. 1373 01:04:00,780 --> 01:04:01,460 Thank you very much. 1374 01:04:01,560 --> 01:04:02,620 And Opioid Olympics. 1375 01:04:03,680 --> 01:04:04,280 Less chatting. 1376 01:04:04,580 --> 01:04:05,200 More battery. 1377 01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,280 Here we go. 1378 01:04:08,980 --> 01:04:09,440 Here we go. 1379 01:04:10,220 --> 01:04:10,860 This is it. 1380 01:04:11,060 --> 01:04:12,000 Get the Punisher out. 1381 01:04:12,140 --> 01:04:13,220 And let's get busy with it. 1382 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:21,200 Oh. 1383 01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:23,060 It's so sweet. 1384 01:04:27,520 --> 01:04:28,280 So sweet. 1385 01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:29,160 As a nut. 1386 01:04:29,240 --> 01:04:29,900 As a nut. 1387 01:04:30,020 --> 01:04:30,540 As a nut. 1388 01:04:31,180 --> 01:04:32,020 So sweet. 1389 01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:32,800 As a nut. 1390 01:04:32,960 --> 01:04:33,580 As a nut. 1391 01:04:34,240 --> 01:04:34,960 So sweet. 1392 01:04:35,120 --> 01:04:35,700 As a nut. 1393 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:36,480 As a nut. 1394 01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:38,980 Take these cunts out. 1395 01:04:39,240 --> 01:04:39,800 Like that. 1396 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:42,000 That's C-U-N-C-E. 1397 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,740 Anyone interested in my new lexicon book. 1398 01:04:45,400 --> 01:04:46,880 Called Dictionary 2. 1399 01:04:47,340 --> 01:04:48,360 Dictionary Harder. 1400 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:51,500 I'm gonna be releasing that at some point over Christmas. 1401 01:04:52,580 --> 01:04:52,900 Maybe. 1402 01:04:53,040 --> 01:04:55,160 I'm actually gonna release it on Christmas Day. 1403 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:55,620 Which. 1404 01:04:56,360 --> 01:04:58,100 The publisher said it's a bad idea. 1405 01:04:58,160 --> 01:04:59,500 Because no shops are open there. 1406 01:04:59,540 --> 01:05:00,380 No one's gonna be doing it. 1407 01:05:00,420 --> 01:05:00,520 Then. 1408 01:05:00,900 --> 01:05:02,400 I said I don't play. 1409 01:05:02,520 --> 01:05:04,680 By your stupid logic games. 1410 01:05:05,680 --> 01:05:09,760 And now we've got lads coming from outside the fucking country inn. 1411 01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:10,400 And that's. 1412 01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:25,480 There we go. 1413 01:05:28,820 --> 01:05:29,780 Dictionary 2. 1414 01:05:30,180 --> 01:05:31,300 Dictionary Harder. 1415 01:05:31,800 --> 01:05:33,740 Or I'm thinking maybe Dictionary 2. 1416 01:05:34,480 --> 01:05:35,660 Back in the Habit. 1417 01:05:36,120 --> 01:05:38,360 Or maybe even Dictionary 3. 1418 01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,640 And just skip Dictionary 2 altogether. 1419 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:42,620 Really create a bit of fucking. 1420 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:44,480 Mystery around it. 1421 01:05:44,560 --> 01:05:44,700 You know. 1422 01:05:46,420 --> 01:05:46,940 Nevertheless. 1423 01:05:47,480 --> 01:05:48,640 We'll go again here. 1424 01:05:49,400 --> 01:05:49,640 I. 1425 01:05:50,820 --> 01:05:53,620 Anticipated on this being a bit of a fucking tough little nut to crack. 1426 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:55,780 But it is. 1427 01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,780 Tis the season of the nutcracker. 1428 01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:02,280 So we should really be okay. 1429 01:06:05,380 --> 01:06:05,820 Time. 1430 01:06:10,060 --> 01:06:10,820 Bertie Boo Boo. 1431 01:06:10,940 --> 01:06:12,500 Thank you very much for your tip there. 1432 01:06:13,000 --> 01:06:13,920 And Captain Sack. 1433 01:06:15,200 --> 01:06:15,640 Very. 1434 01:06:15,900 --> 01:06:16,280 Very. 1435 01:06:16,540 --> 01:06:16,820 Very. 1436 01:06:16,980 --> 01:06:17,320 Kind of you. 1437 01:06:17,700 --> 01:06:18,640 Captain Sack says. 1438 01:06:19,060 --> 01:06:19,860 Question for Tommy. 1439 01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:20,360 Looking back. 1440 01:06:20,420 --> 01:06:21,840 What was your favorite place in Germany? 1441 01:06:23,300 --> 01:06:25,000 Well you should reload your guns there Francis. 1442 01:06:25,140 --> 01:06:26,140 While I'm looking at this. 1443 01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:28,740 Indeed. 1444 01:06:29,080 --> 01:06:29,960 Indeed Tom. 1445 01:06:30,220 --> 01:06:30,980 Very much. 1446 01:06:31,460 --> 01:06:32,900 On the money as usual. 1447 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:34,620 With your fucking recommendations there. 1448 01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:35,300 Clip the bastard. 1449 01:06:35,440 --> 01:06:36,140 Thank you very much. 1450 01:06:37,260 --> 01:06:37,820 Put that. 1451 01:06:37,920 --> 01:06:39,620 Put a bit of fucking spice into that. 1452 01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:42,340 I have to answer the question. 1453 01:06:42,340 --> 01:06:42,340 I have to answer the question. 1454 01:06:42,460 --> 01:06:43,820 They are our favorite place in Germany. 1455 01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:45,620 I liked Cologne. 1456 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:47,340 I liked Northwest. 1457 01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:49,920 Rhineland. 1458 01:06:50,420 --> 01:06:50,860 Rhinfalia. 1459 01:06:51,060 --> 01:06:52,540 Or whatever the fuck you call that. 1460 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:53,080 I'm not sure. 1461 01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:54,400 Northwest Rhinfalia. 1462 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,620 I'm a big fan of the Rhinfalia. 1463 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:05,920 Fuck. 1464 01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:09,240 Hayley. 1465 01:07:09,340 --> 01:07:10,700 Thank you very much there Hayley. 1466 01:07:11,700 --> 01:07:14,440 We'll get back to Tom's fucking travels in a moment. 1467 01:07:14,580 --> 01:07:14,740 Okay. 1468 01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:15,780 We've got a little bit more. 1469 01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:17,980 We've got something a little bit more worrying to fucking. 1470 01:07:18,780 --> 01:07:19,440 Contend with you. 1471 01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:22,380 I've just realized you don't even have to shoot them in the. 1472 01:07:22,540 --> 01:07:23,020 In the. 1473 01:07:23,020 --> 01:07:24,780 The pulsating sack part. 1474 01:07:25,160 --> 01:07:25,760 You just. 1475 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,040 Have to shoot them. 1476 01:07:27,160 --> 01:07:28,040 And then they go down. 1477 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:29,680 Looking for a fucking bit of attention. 1478 01:07:32,420 --> 01:07:35,860 That's no use. 1479 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,700 Need to shotgun those lads to death. 1480 01:07:42,620 --> 01:07:43,440 Look at this now. 1481 01:07:44,620 --> 01:07:45,340 Fucking hell. 1482 01:07:48,840 --> 01:07:49,580 That's great. 1483 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:50,520 Then we'll get these. 1484 01:07:51,040 --> 01:07:51,900 Get that going. 1485 01:07:52,460 --> 01:07:53,200 Get that going. 1486 01:07:53,200 --> 01:08:05,460 This is nice. 1487 01:08:05,900 --> 01:08:06,200 Feeling. 1488 01:08:06,360 --> 01:08:07,320 I'm feeling alive. 1489 01:08:08,980 --> 01:08:09,800 Feeling alive. 1490 01:08:12,700 --> 01:08:13,360 We all. 1491 01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:13,620 Hey. 1492 01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,440 We all feel alive until we die. 1493 01:08:22,540 --> 01:08:23,340 Going is good. 1494 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:25,420 The form is good today. 1495 01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:25,700 Is it? 1496 01:08:30,900 --> 01:08:31,260 Boom. 1497 01:08:31,580 --> 01:08:32,020 Boom. 1498 01:08:35,180 --> 01:08:37,180 And now I've no shotty two hotties. 1499 01:08:37,280 --> 01:08:39,220 This is where it gets a little bit nasty now. 1500 01:08:39,380 --> 01:08:41,500 We can craft something in the middle of a battle here. 1501 01:08:42,200 --> 01:08:42,760 We can. 1502 01:08:43,900 --> 01:08:44,820 And that'll be nice. 1503 01:08:46,740 --> 01:08:47,420 Reload that. 1504 01:08:47,740 --> 01:09:17,740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1505 01:09:17,740 --> 01:09:19,120 For fuck's sake. 1506 01:09:20,460 --> 01:09:24,620 We'll put a lovely herb into the situation room there. 1507 01:09:26,440 --> 01:09:28,540 And these guys are still alive. 1508 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:33,820 We'll punish them. 1509 01:09:35,420 --> 01:09:36,620 Absolutely punish them. 1510 01:09:45,000 --> 01:09:46,180 Fucking crazy. 1511 01:09:46,180 --> 01:09:48,180 Fucking... 1512 01:09:51,380 --> 01:09:51,900 Whoa! 1513 01:09:57,720 --> 01:09:58,240 Nice. 1514 01:09:58,400 --> 01:09:59,080 That's great. 1515 01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:00,180 Just a few extra... 1516 01:10:01,020 --> 01:10:03,580 A few additional ones just to seal the deal 1517 01:10:03,580 --> 01:10:05,400 and show that we mean business. 1518 01:10:05,480 --> 01:10:06,380 A gesture of goodwill. 1519 01:10:06,960 --> 01:10:08,780 I was thinking these four of these guys 1520 01:10:08,780 --> 01:10:10,220 were going to come to life as well, 1521 01:10:10,300 --> 01:10:12,180 but I mean... 1522 01:10:12,180 --> 01:10:14,320 There was other lads waiting in the rafters 1523 01:10:14,320 --> 01:10:16,560 behind the initial lads. 1524 01:10:16,820 --> 01:10:18,760 And here we have a miniature box. 1525 01:10:18,840 --> 01:10:21,460 It looks like it's half sunk into a crate, 1526 01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:21,960 but it's not. 1527 01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:23,180 It's just the way it's been made. 1528 01:10:24,580 --> 01:10:26,220 And that's Alexandrite. 1529 01:10:29,320 --> 01:10:33,600 In association with San Celestino. 1530 01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:34,620 Feel the fizz. 1531 01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:41,420 That'll go nicely now inside the merchant's fucking bag of tricks. 1532 01:10:43,620 --> 01:10:45,380 Make sure we've got everything here. 1533 01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:47,940 Tales about Germany, Tom. 1534 01:10:55,380 --> 01:10:56,240 Tom, are you there? 1535 01:10:56,240 --> 01:10:56,260 Tom, are you there? 1536 01:10:56,960 --> 01:10:57,900 Yeah, sorry about that. 1537 01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:58,080 Yeah. 1538 01:10:59,020 --> 01:11:01,420 Well, I'd say that my most favourite place 1539 01:11:01,420 --> 01:11:03,200 was Northwest Rhinfalia, 1540 01:11:03,420 --> 01:11:05,300 or whatever that fucking region is called. 1541 01:11:05,420 --> 01:11:06,620 I'm not sure how you pronounce it. 1542 01:11:08,220 --> 01:11:09,080 I liked it. 1543 01:11:09,480 --> 01:11:11,960 It had great industry there. 1544 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:13,980 It was a collection of cities 1545 01:11:13,980 --> 01:11:17,980 that were in close proximity. 1546 01:11:18,980 --> 01:11:21,040 those great transportation links. 1547 01:11:22,320 --> 01:11:25,060 And I also managed to see 1548 01:11:25,060 --> 01:11:28,360 a hanging train in Vopertal, 1549 01:11:28,620 --> 01:11:30,880 which was beautiful in and of itself as well. 1550 01:11:31,320 --> 01:11:33,240 I was kind of amazed that the passengers 1551 01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,820 on the train in Vopertal 1552 01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:38,760 were not really arsed about it, 1553 01:11:38,800 --> 01:11:40,740 but I suppose they've lived with it 1554 01:11:40,740 --> 01:11:41,840 every day of their lives. 1555 01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:46,660 Yeah. 1556 01:11:47,200 --> 01:11:47,600 Yeah. 1557 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:48,120 Yeah. 1558 01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:48,800 Definitely. 1559 01:11:49,380 --> 01:11:50,160 Definitely, yeah. 1560 01:11:51,080 --> 01:11:51,980 And here we have 1561 01:11:51,980 --> 01:11:53,600 Edo-Wan climbing a ladder. 1562 01:11:54,620 --> 01:11:56,880 And at the top of the tree 1563 01:11:56,880 --> 01:11:57,780 is your man, 1564 01:11:57,920 --> 01:11:58,600 a good guy. 1565 01:11:58,700 --> 01:12:00,340 He's the blue medallion receiver, 1566 01:12:00,940 --> 01:12:01,460 a regarda. 1567 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:02,760 And look at that cask. 1568 01:12:03,660 --> 01:12:04,460 I don't know what kind of... 1569 01:12:04,460 --> 01:12:05,640 Is it wine in there? 1570 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,740 I mean, there's a few bottles here. 1571 01:12:07,800 --> 01:12:09,640 Let's slap on the scope here 1572 01:12:09,640 --> 01:12:10,600 and really get 1573 01:12:10,600 --> 01:12:12,780 wined out of it. 1574 01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:13,740 Let's wine and dine, 1575 01:12:13,860 --> 01:12:17,620 see what we've been given here. 1576 01:12:18,480 --> 01:12:19,440 Can you zoom in with this? 1577 01:12:19,520 --> 01:12:19,820 You can. 1578 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,560 Your rhetoric will smother you. 1579 01:12:21,900 --> 01:12:23,020 Thank you very much. 1580 01:12:23,080 --> 01:12:24,640 It's a 1995 there, 1581 01:12:24,760 --> 01:12:25,480 Bertie Boo Boo. 1582 01:12:25,580 --> 01:12:26,340 Thank you very much. 1583 01:12:27,360 --> 01:12:30,440 It's a Carada Santa Tannis. 1584 01:12:31,440 --> 01:12:31,880 1995. 1585 01:12:32,760 --> 01:12:33,580 Beautiful year. 1586 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:34,740 A great year for it. 1587 01:12:35,260 --> 01:12:35,940 And what about this? 1588 01:12:35,940 --> 01:12:38,360 It's a 1997 Chardonnay 1589 01:12:38,360 --> 01:12:41,000 from the Loire Valley. 1590 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,400 Maybe. 1591 01:12:42,820 --> 01:12:43,440 I'm not sure. 1592 01:12:43,500 --> 01:12:44,460 I'm just guessing there. 1593 01:12:45,040 --> 01:12:46,520 From the Chardonnay Valley 1594 01:12:46,520 --> 01:12:47,580 region of France. 1595 01:12:48,260 --> 01:12:48,880 And there we have 1596 01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:49,720 lots of bottles 1597 01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:50,540 open already. 1598 01:12:51,460 --> 01:12:52,900 He's been on the piss. 1599 01:12:54,260 --> 01:12:55,240 In a way. 1600 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,040 We've nothing really 1601 01:12:59,040 --> 01:12:59,720 to fucking 1602 01:12:59,720 --> 01:13:01,540 buy off him. 1603 01:13:01,620 --> 01:13:02,060 But we'll just 1604 01:13:02,060 --> 01:13:03,340 get rid of a load of stuff 1605 01:13:03,340 --> 01:13:04,180 just so we can 1606 01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:05,460 antique pipe. 1607 01:13:07,060 --> 01:13:07,720 Gold bar. 1608 01:13:07,960 --> 01:13:08,300 One. 1609 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:09,040 Compass. 1610 01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:09,440 Yeah. 1611 01:13:09,700 --> 01:13:10,080 Sell it. 1612 01:13:14,580 --> 01:13:16,200 I'll pay a pretty penny. 1613 01:13:16,580 --> 01:13:17,740 I bet you will. 1614 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,640 We'll then stick in 1615 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:22,840 those jewels 1616 01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:23,820 into a crown 1617 01:13:23,820 --> 01:13:24,820 which we don't have 1618 01:13:24,820 --> 01:13:25,500 any crown stuff. 1619 01:13:25,980 --> 01:13:26,700 Food wallet. 1620 01:13:26,920 --> 01:13:27,640 Thank you very much 1621 01:13:27,640 --> 01:13:28,420 for your tip there. 1622 01:13:29,260 --> 01:13:29,860 I often 1623 01:13:29,860 --> 01:13:31,800 stay awake at night 1624 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:32,420 thinking about 1625 01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:33,280 food wallet. 1626 01:13:33,480 --> 01:13:34,000 The place 1627 01:13:34,000 --> 01:13:35,600 in Tullamore 1628 01:13:35,600 --> 01:13:37,440 which isn't there anymore. 1629 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:38,640 I think it's been changed 1630 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:39,680 to a different restaurant. 1631 01:13:40,540 --> 01:13:41,580 I could be 1632 01:13:41,580 --> 01:13:42,680 wrong about that 1633 01:13:42,680 --> 01:13:43,880 but I think at the time 1634 01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:44,880 when we looked 1635 01:13:44,880 --> 01:13:45,580 on Street View 1636 01:13:45,580 --> 01:13:46,340 or at least it was 1637 01:13:46,340 --> 01:13:47,140 one of your streams 1638 01:13:47,140 --> 01:13:47,680 Tom was it? 1639 01:13:48,340 --> 01:13:49,280 Yeah we were actually 1640 01:13:49,280 --> 01:13:49,840 flying around 1641 01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:50,560 different places 1642 01:13:50,560 --> 01:13:52,880 in the Cessna. 1643 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:54,020 We were in Tullamore 1644 01:13:54,020 --> 01:13:55,020 we went on Street View 1645 01:13:55,020 --> 01:13:55,440 for a look. 1646 01:13:55,520 --> 01:13:56,000 There was a place 1647 01:13:56,000 --> 01:13:56,940 called Food Wallet 1648 01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,560 which was 1649 01:13:58,560 --> 01:14:00,300 a fast food place 1650 01:14:00,300 --> 01:14:01,440 but an interesting 1651 01:14:01,440 --> 01:14:02,500 name for the place 1652 01:14:02,500 --> 01:14:02,920 as well. 1653 01:14:03,060 --> 01:14:03,520 Whether or not 1654 01:14:03,520 --> 01:14:05,040 that was to do 1655 01:14:05,040 --> 01:14:05,580 with the wallet 1656 01:14:05,580 --> 01:14:06,300 that you bring in 1657 01:14:06,300 --> 01:14:07,140 you pay for the food 1658 01:14:07,140 --> 01:14:08,400 or maybe it was 1659 01:14:08,400 --> 01:14:08,860 like something 1660 01:14:08,860 --> 01:14:09,460 on the menu 1661 01:14:09,460 --> 01:14:10,480 where they just 1662 01:14:10,480 --> 01:14:11,240 cram a load of 1663 01:14:11,240 --> 01:14:11,780 fucking food 1664 01:14:11,780 --> 01:14:12,460 into a wallet 1665 01:14:12,460 --> 01:14:13,200 like a load of 1666 01:14:13,200 --> 01:14:14,100 tenors in a wallet. 1667 01:14:14,720 --> 01:14:15,200 Maybe they put 1668 01:14:15,200 --> 01:14:15,900 loads of strips 1669 01:14:15,900 --> 01:14:16,780 of meat 1670 01:14:16,780 --> 01:14:18,320 into a fucking 1671 01:14:18,320 --> 01:14:18,860 pitterbread 1672 01:14:18,860 --> 01:14:19,960 and call it a food wallet. 1673 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:20,820 That's what I thought. 1674 01:14:21,060 --> 01:14:21,720 Last one should be 1675 01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:22,500 in a room accessible 1676 01:14:22,500 --> 01:14:23,500 from the castle wall. 1677 01:14:23,620 --> 01:14:24,540 Crazy stuff Tom 1678 01:14:24,540 --> 01:14:25,000 all together. 1679 01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:25,440 I'm going to the top 1680 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:25,960 of the wall 1681 01:14:25,960 --> 01:14:27,940 and I'll have your amber. 1682 01:14:29,940 --> 01:14:33,260 Oh, and here's some more info I've recovered about that old rock. 1683 01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:34,700 Sending it now. 1684 01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:41,780 Great info that he's sending us and we can view that file 1685 01:14:41,780 --> 01:14:45,520 right in our files here. 1686 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:57,780 The last one should be in a room accessible from the castle wall. 1687 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,520 Is that what he'd send us? 1688 01:15:00,180 --> 01:15:00,740 I don't know. 1689 01:15:01,260 --> 01:15:03,940 Not even fucking registering with me now. 1690 01:15:04,080 --> 01:15:06,680 If he's sending me the info, they should flash it up on the screen. 1691 01:15:06,880 --> 01:15:09,420 They shouldn't have to be fucking going through menus 1692 01:15:09,420 --> 01:15:11,740 to find the info he's just sent me. 1693 01:15:12,600 --> 01:15:18,060 Yet again, another bad, bad slip up from the makers of the game there. 1694 01:15:18,060 --> 01:15:22,520 And here we will be able to get ourselves, acquire a lovely big black bass. 1695 01:15:23,740 --> 01:15:25,400 I'll take the knife out for this one. 1696 01:15:27,660 --> 01:15:30,160 And there's a huge bass there. 1697 01:15:31,340 --> 01:15:32,780 That's a large black bass. 1698 01:15:32,880 --> 01:15:37,720 And what we'll do is take that down to the guy who's pissed on wine 1699 01:15:37,720 --> 01:15:39,060 and sell him those fish. 1700 01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:43,420 For another turbulent penny or two. 1701 01:15:47,640 --> 01:15:48,520 Anything in here? 1702 01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:50,880 A velvet blue. 1703 01:15:52,500 --> 01:15:55,380 I don't know why they call that a velvet blue and it's purple as well. 1704 01:15:55,380 --> 01:15:58,100 Another oversight from the makers of the game. 1705 01:15:59,280 --> 01:16:01,880 Strongly worded letters will not be sent. 1706 01:16:03,300 --> 01:16:04,840 He really went for it on that. 1707 01:16:05,220 --> 01:16:05,780 Welcome. 1708 01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:10,280 Okay, we'll sell those velvet blue. 1709 01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:11,280 Yeah, we'll get rid of that. 1710 01:16:12,280 --> 01:16:12,680 Ruby? 1711 01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:13,420 No, we won't. 1712 01:16:13,520 --> 01:16:14,440 But we've got a snake. 1713 01:16:14,660 --> 01:16:15,380 We've got a fucking... 1714 01:16:15,380 --> 01:16:17,080 Your valuables won't do you much good in the grave. 1715 01:16:17,380 --> 01:16:18,340 A giant fish. 1716 01:16:20,720 --> 01:16:23,180 1,400 pesetas for the black bass. 1717 01:16:23,580 --> 01:16:24,000 Large. 1718 01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:26,360 At 800 for a regular black bass. 1719 01:16:27,260 --> 01:16:27,940 There we go. 1720 01:16:27,940 --> 01:16:28,820 A deal well struck. 1721 01:16:29,280 --> 01:16:29,960 He he he. 1722 01:16:30,300 --> 01:16:32,760 Got a selection of good things on sale. 1723 01:16:32,760 --> 01:16:32,960 Quick. 1724 01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:33,700 Quick look. 1725 01:16:33,760 --> 01:16:35,220 Make sure the stream is still going. 1726 01:16:35,340 --> 01:16:35,920 Yeah, turbulent. 1727 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:36,440 Turbots. 1728 01:16:36,540 --> 01:16:36,780 Quib. 1729 01:16:36,840 --> 01:16:37,300 How are you? 1730 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,280 Jordan Jones. 1731 01:16:38,340 --> 01:16:38,600 How are you? 1732 01:16:38,660 --> 01:16:39,220 Red FM. 1733 01:16:40,220 --> 01:16:40,880 Gary Brown. 1734 01:16:40,960 --> 01:16:43,380 Why do you call it eggs when you know it's beans? 1735 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:44,700 Hello all. 1736 01:16:44,800 --> 01:16:46,240 I knew I sensed the stream. 1737 01:16:46,360 --> 01:16:46,660 Scumbly. 1738 01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:47,160 How are you? 1739 01:16:47,220 --> 01:16:48,220 Any rock salmon. 1740 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,300 Blistering pace. 1741 01:16:51,140 --> 01:16:51,880 Fully off. 1742 01:16:51,960 --> 01:16:52,600 Thank you very much. 1743 01:16:52,940 --> 01:16:53,800 Blistering pace. 1744 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:54,300 Indeed. 1745 01:16:54,420 --> 01:16:55,800 It's great that somebody is... 1746 01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:57,680 Check out my wares again soon. 1747 01:16:58,260 --> 01:16:58,880 Resonating with that. 1748 01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,380 Did you hear the way he said that? 1749 01:17:00,980 --> 01:17:02,800 Do you check out my wares again? 1750 01:17:04,020 --> 01:17:04,840 Betty Boo Boo. 1751 01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:05,640 Thank you very much. 1752 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:08,880 Can you say Merry Fishmas to all the Bray Boys? 1753 01:17:09,080 --> 01:17:09,580 Tough cookies. 1754 01:17:09,720 --> 01:17:11,020 Merry Fishmas, Bray Boys. 1755 01:17:12,020 --> 01:17:12,960 You're getting on well. 1756 01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:14,520 Is it a fishy town? 1757 01:17:14,600 --> 01:17:15,100 Is it Bray? 1758 01:17:15,180 --> 01:17:15,900 Or what's the story? 1759 01:17:16,000 --> 01:17:17,240 I mean, it is on the coast. 1760 01:17:17,460 --> 01:17:18,420 Do they have... 1761 01:17:19,560 --> 01:17:21,420 A grow up for fucking seafood? 1762 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:22,380 Or what's the story? 1763 01:17:22,480 --> 01:17:23,980 I've never really heard of it like that. 1764 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:25,780 Are there fishermen out there? 1765 01:17:26,100 --> 01:17:27,140 I don't know. 1766 01:17:27,720 --> 01:17:28,800 I've never been there. 1767 01:17:29,060 --> 01:17:29,960 Would you believe that? 1768 01:17:30,120 --> 01:17:31,020 Never been there. 1769 01:17:33,760 --> 01:17:34,940 I have been there. 1770 01:17:34,940 --> 01:17:39,540 But I can't tell you whether or not there are fish lovers in Bray. 1771 01:17:39,740 --> 01:17:42,500 I'm not sure if they're mad about fish. 1772 01:17:42,980 --> 01:17:44,400 Or if they're just... 1773 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:46,400 Fine about fish. 1774 01:17:47,060 --> 01:17:50,400 All I can say is that they're nice people and it's a great little town. 1775 01:17:52,480 --> 01:17:54,120 Lovely stuff there from Thomas. 1776 01:17:54,780 --> 01:17:59,880 Now, was that a dead end or is there a fucking bomb that we have to lay down? 1777 01:18:00,260 --> 01:18:00,900 What's the story? 1778 01:18:00,900 --> 01:18:00,940 Sorry. 1779 01:18:04,220 --> 01:18:06,220 He said something about a fucking castle wall. 1780 01:18:06,220 --> 01:18:17,140 It would be great if there was more wine casks and even a place, a point of purchase, point of sale for more alcohol in here in this castle. 1781 01:18:17,520 --> 01:18:19,520 Because then you would have a castle bar. 1782 01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:21,720 You're not a killer. 1783 01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:22,360 No, I'm not. 1784 01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:25,240 You've peddled your lies all over the world. 1785 01:18:25,600 --> 01:18:29,400 I think this is the way we go now and we get trapped inside a den of iniquity. 1786 01:18:29,400 --> 01:18:31,320 I do remember doing this bit with Leon. 1787 01:18:31,420 --> 01:18:32,480 They're double dipping again. 1788 01:18:32,600 --> 01:18:39,100 Hopefully they've orchestrated some kind of beautiful nouveau puzzle for us. 1789 01:18:39,600 --> 01:18:40,600 What about this? 1790 01:18:41,400 --> 01:18:42,200 What about that? 1791 01:18:42,880 --> 01:18:43,960 What about that one? 1792 01:18:44,180 --> 01:18:45,220 And this one as well. 1793 01:18:46,600 --> 01:18:53,740 Anaconda G, you've greatly enhanced your reputation. 1794 01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:59,700 And thank you very much yet again for another kind-hearted and generous tip, Ripper Runas. 1795 01:19:00,220 --> 01:19:01,840 And greatly enhanced your reputation. 1796 01:19:01,940 --> 01:19:02,520 Thank you very much. 1797 01:19:02,880 --> 01:19:04,340 Francis, can you tell me if I'm right or wrong? 1798 01:19:04,400 --> 01:19:07,780 It's never your intention to make us wait this long for the stream. 1799 01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:11,220 Look, I wasn't making anyone wait long, okay? 1800 01:19:11,220 --> 01:19:13,500 The makers of the game were making me wait long. 1801 01:19:13,640 --> 01:19:19,000 And also Guinness have been not answering my phone calls slash emails. 1802 01:19:19,700 --> 01:19:23,260 So I was hoping to get them on the fucking stream. 1803 01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,500 They don't want anything to do with me. 1804 01:19:26,780 --> 01:19:28,700 And that's the fucking shit kicker of it. 1805 01:19:29,500 --> 01:19:31,380 Have you heard the fucking cut of this guy? 1806 01:19:31,940 --> 01:19:32,660 He's going... 1807 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:36,720 That's too late. 1808 01:19:36,820 --> 01:19:37,240 That's too late. 1809 01:19:37,240 --> 01:19:38,600 I'm going to have to turn around here. 1810 01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:51,640 Let me just pause that for a moment and really gather my thoughts and think about what's going on here. 1811 01:19:51,720 --> 01:19:56,340 We've got a fucking goat-headed, robe-wearing messiah. 1812 01:19:56,540 --> 01:19:58,900 He's somewhere in the region. 1813 01:19:59,060 --> 01:19:59,340 He's... 1814 01:19:59,340 --> 01:20:01,100 He's ringing a bell. 1815 01:20:01,640 --> 01:20:05,380 Every time he rings that bell, a new gang of bastards appears. 1816 01:20:05,780 --> 01:20:07,700 Like, as if they're just spawning from nowhere. 1817 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:11,180 Like, out of the fucking walls of the castle, into the courtyard. 1818 01:20:11,860 --> 01:20:12,320 They want... 1819 01:20:12,320 --> 01:20:13,000 They want to kill. 1820 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:14,520 They're hungry for blood. 1821 01:20:14,940 --> 01:20:15,840 They do want to kill. 1822 01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,240 I need to isolate goat man. 1823 01:20:21,240 --> 01:20:23,960 I need to isolate him and take control. 1824 01:20:24,340 --> 01:20:27,500 And by take control, I mean... 1825 01:20:27,500 --> 01:20:28,700 End the goat. 1826 01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:31,020 The goat is gone now. 1827 01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,960 The goat... 1828 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:34,520 The goat's time is over. 1829 01:20:35,420 --> 01:20:36,160 And he's not... 1830 01:20:36,160 --> 01:20:36,940 He's over there. 1831 01:20:38,220 --> 01:20:40,480 Thinks he's the fucking greatest of all time. 1832 01:20:41,980 --> 01:20:43,820 He's the gaseous of all time. 1833 01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:44,640 His fucking stinks. 1834 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:48,180 His fucking stinks. 1835 01:20:51,060 --> 01:20:51,380 Ugh. 1836 01:20:52,780 --> 01:20:54,580 Try to fucking drag-scope him. 1837 01:20:55,780 --> 01:20:56,560 Dragon's din. 1838 01:21:00,000 --> 01:21:01,560 Iniesta, someone says there. 1839 01:21:01,700 --> 01:21:02,600 Lurking around. 1840 01:21:02,740 --> 01:21:05,180 Just skulking around like a fucking... 1841 01:21:05,180 --> 01:21:06,560 Sad sack of shit. 1842 01:21:08,300 --> 01:21:10,320 Maybe if we go into this room here. 1843 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:11,880 This little gallery area. 1844 01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:13,520 This parapet. 1845 01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:14,240 Oh! 1846 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:19,220 Get the punisher out. 1847 01:21:23,320 --> 01:21:24,500 For fuck's sake. 1848 01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:33,840 Oh, yeah! 1849 01:21:34,940 --> 01:21:36,080 Sorry about that. 1850 01:21:36,160 --> 01:21:37,520 They're glorying in the violence. 1851 01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:38,220 It's not... 1852 01:21:38,220 --> 01:21:39,520 It's not classy behavior. 1853 01:21:40,580 --> 01:21:41,800 It really isn't. 1854 01:21:42,000 --> 01:21:42,700 But, I mean... 1855 01:21:42,700 --> 01:21:44,520 It needs to be done in order... 1856 01:21:44,520 --> 01:21:45,640 You need to be in the moment. 1857 01:21:46,040 --> 01:21:48,900 You can't just be fucking letting this shit slip by unnoticed. 1858 01:21:50,400 --> 01:21:51,900 And we've got a guy with a mace. 1859 01:21:51,980 --> 01:21:54,520 A spiked steel ball mace. 1860 01:21:55,420 --> 01:21:58,040 One swing of that and you'll be in fucking no man's land. 1861 01:21:58,840 --> 01:21:59,040 Let's... 1862 01:21:59,040 --> 01:22:00,440 Let's turn him into dust. 1863 01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:05,660 It was never my intention to make anyone wait this long for a stream. 1864 01:22:05,660 --> 01:22:07,080 Or Tom's either, Tom. 1865 01:22:07,080 --> 01:22:10,060 I don't know why you're talking to me about it. 1866 01:22:10,100 --> 01:22:13,640 But Guinness have been very, very ignorant. 1867 01:22:13,980 --> 01:22:16,080 They have not been answering any emails or calls. 1868 01:22:16,240 --> 01:22:16,560 It's... 1869 01:22:16,560 --> 01:22:17,520 It's not right. 1870 01:22:18,580 --> 01:22:21,860 We do hope that they will get back to us at some stage very quickly. 1871 01:22:23,240 --> 01:22:25,000 Especially tonight of all nights. 1872 01:22:25,100 --> 01:22:27,120 The night where the record gets set. 1873 01:22:28,140 --> 01:22:29,820 Let's set the record straight right now. 1874 01:22:32,560 --> 01:22:34,680 I'm going to have to take the fucking shotty out here. 1875 01:22:35,720 --> 01:22:36,960 Not what we wanted. 1876 01:22:44,660 --> 01:22:46,460 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1877 01:22:50,240 --> 01:22:52,020 I'm going to take this guy... 1878 01:22:52,020 --> 01:22:53,440 Just take a little bit of time with him. 1879 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:55,140 And use the Punisher. 1880 01:22:56,060 --> 01:22:57,560 Until he gets a bit too close. 1881 01:22:57,720 --> 01:22:58,820 And then we'll go with the shotgun. 1882 01:23:03,520 --> 01:23:03,960 Melee. 1883 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:05,800 That's it. 1884 01:23:06,020 --> 01:23:07,320 And then we'll shotgun him. 1885 01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:10,980 You're joking me. 1886 01:23:18,820 --> 01:23:19,220 Oh! 1887 01:23:19,220 --> 01:23:21,740 What's for Christmas? 1888 01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:27,180 Got a Christmas present for you, man. 1889 01:23:27,880 --> 01:23:29,360 Take the scope off this. 1890 01:23:29,420 --> 01:23:29,580 Sorry. 1891 01:23:30,280 --> 01:23:31,280 I don't want to examine it. 1892 01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,800 Take the fucking scope off that. 1893 01:23:34,840 --> 01:23:35,520 No scope. 1894 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,040 Iron sights, is it? 1895 01:23:39,420 --> 01:23:41,280 Got a Christmas present for you, man. 1896 01:23:42,660 --> 01:23:44,020 Pair of iron sights. 1897 01:23:46,020 --> 01:23:46,880 Oh, it's the wrong gun. 1898 01:23:47,780 --> 01:23:48,320 I'm empty. 1899 01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:51,860 And it wasn't even a man. 1900 01:23:51,940 --> 01:23:52,520 It was a woman. 1901 01:23:52,700 --> 01:23:57,180 Didn't know because she had all the hallmarks of a man's head. 1902 01:23:59,620 --> 01:24:02,480 We need to find that goat-headed cunt. 1903 01:24:02,580 --> 01:24:07,440 Because he's doing too much damage to me tonight for me to really take control of the game. 1904 01:24:07,740 --> 01:24:12,140 I wanted to take control of the game a lot earlier than this. 1905 01:24:17,340 --> 01:24:18,760 That's him fucking dealt with. 1906 01:24:18,760 --> 01:24:22,220 Oh, brilliant stuff. 1907 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:26,720 I thought I was going to have to suffer another gang of Iniestas. 1908 01:24:27,720 --> 01:24:33,220 They're probably going to be dogs appearing at some point in the next minute or two. 1909 01:24:33,220 --> 01:24:34,420 Rabid though they are. 1910 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:35,780 They're dense. 1911 01:24:36,380 --> 01:24:37,320 Very dense. 1912 01:24:37,480 --> 01:24:40,420 They've lost brain cells somewhere along the way. 1913 01:24:40,820 --> 01:24:45,160 They've traded brain cells and brain power for brute force and ignorance. 1914 01:24:45,160 --> 01:25:00,280 Morning star Christmas panto. 1915 01:25:00,280 --> 01:25:03,280 He's got his pals. 1916 01:25:03,780 --> 01:25:05,060 Shank to the throat. 1917 01:25:05,780 --> 01:25:07,260 Shank to the throat. 1918 01:25:07,660 --> 01:25:09,300 And now you're dead. 1919 01:25:09,740 --> 01:25:12,380 Should have gone home and watched telly instead. 1920 01:25:12,700 --> 01:25:17,240 That's what I would have shouted to him had I been in the game and was able to communicate with him. 1921 01:25:17,640 --> 01:25:19,760 Plus I would have had to have sang it in Spanish. 1922 01:25:20,180 --> 01:25:21,620 I don't even know any Spanish. 1923 01:25:23,020 --> 01:25:26,320 But hopefully there could be a translation maybe in the chat there. 1924 01:25:26,560 --> 01:25:27,500 Shot to the heart. 1925 01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:28,260 Nah, fuck it. 1926 01:25:28,280 --> 01:25:28,620 Doesn't matter. 1927 01:25:28,740 --> 01:25:29,000 I'm not... 1928 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,920 But I mean if you do translate that for me I will sing it in Spanish. 1929 01:25:32,040 --> 01:25:34,460 So there's something to be said for translating that for me. 1930 01:25:36,080 --> 01:25:36,480 Chatland. 1931 01:25:36,780 --> 01:25:37,480 Chatland do. 1932 01:25:41,140 --> 01:25:41,860 Here we go. 1933 01:25:42,340 --> 01:25:46,380 Another scumbag has decided to level accusations of mace at me. 1934 01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:48,820 Under the tree at spar. 1935 01:25:49,240 --> 01:25:50,100 Not mace. 1936 01:25:50,360 --> 01:25:50,880 Spar. 1937 01:25:52,160 --> 01:25:52,640 Shoulder. 1938 01:25:52,720 --> 01:25:53,160 Shoulder. 1939 01:25:53,240 --> 01:25:53,540 Head. 1940 01:25:55,220 --> 01:25:55,740 Fuck. 1941 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:56,980 Another cunt. 1942 01:25:57,120 --> 01:25:57,520 Here we go. 1943 01:25:58,700 --> 01:26:00,160 Got a few things for you for Christmas. 1944 01:26:00,740 --> 01:26:01,140 Matalan. 1945 01:26:02,080 --> 01:26:02,560 No. 1946 01:26:02,800 --> 01:26:03,340 No way. 1947 01:26:03,520 --> 01:26:04,740 No way she done that. 1948 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:05,380 No. 1949 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:05,660 No. 1950 01:26:08,020 --> 01:26:09,800 Can't believe she did that. 1951 01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:13,580 Just looking down here. 1952 01:26:13,980 --> 01:26:15,260 Bueno el mundo. 1953 01:26:15,860 --> 01:26:17,120 De her so fuerte. 1954 01:26:19,120 --> 01:26:20,540 Donde is ten. 1955 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:22,740 And you're too late. 1956 01:26:26,500 --> 01:26:27,600 I don't think it's... 1957 01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:27,800 No. 1958 01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:28,900 There's none of that. 1959 01:26:28,940 --> 01:26:29,820 I don't think that works. 1960 01:26:31,140 --> 01:26:32,440 Can you haste. 1961 01:26:32,860 --> 01:26:34,180 Le garganta. 1962 01:26:35,660 --> 01:26:37,400 That's shank to the throat. 1963 01:26:37,400 --> 01:26:37,500 That's shank to the throat. 1964 01:26:37,500 --> 01:26:39,920 Thanks very much Conrad there for letting us... 1965 01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:40,920 For giving us that one. 1966 01:26:41,540 --> 01:26:43,040 I think the line is... 1967 01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:44,280 Shank to the throat. 1968 01:26:44,280 --> 01:26:46,320 And now you're dead. 1969 01:26:46,660 --> 01:26:48,200 You should have stayed home. 1970 01:26:48,420 --> 01:26:50,100 And watched telly instead. 1971 01:26:50,540 --> 01:26:50,980 So we've... 1972 01:26:50,980 --> 01:26:51,920 We've got the first bit. 1973 01:26:52,720 --> 01:26:53,840 Can you haste. 1974 01:26:54,660 --> 01:26:56,100 Le garganta. 1975 01:26:56,860 --> 01:26:58,100 That's shank to the throat. 1976 01:26:59,540 --> 01:27:00,880 We're just waiting here. 1977 01:27:01,060 --> 01:27:03,260 I know that someone's gonna come through for me. 1978 01:27:04,100 --> 01:27:07,180 You always come through with the goods at some stage. 1979 01:27:07,820 --> 01:27:09,120 Tommy Schluggs Badgers. 1980 01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:10,180 Thank you very much there. 1981 01:27:14,700 --> 01:27:16,380 That's an elbow masher there. 1982 01:27:19,100 --> 01:27:22,340 Can Tommy give a shout out to the WhatsApp Clinman group? 1983 01:27:23,960 --> 01:27:25,020 Bit of a burp there. 1984 01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:28,540 Along with a lovely line from Viper's Vax video. 1985 01:27:29,340 --> 01:27:31,240 That's the nicest cup of tea I ever drank. 1986 01:27:31,600 --> 01:27:36,940 Maybe even a cheeky what's the story with that generator Jim from that wonderful World Cup stream. 1987 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:37,920 Tommy take it away. 1988 01:27:39,560 --> 01:27:42,000 Well thank you very much for the tip there. 1989 01:27:42,000 --> 01:27:43,320 And let's just say. 1990 01:27:44,000 --> 01:27:46,000 That's the nicest tip. 1991 01:27:47,520 --> 01:27:48,720 I think I've ever had. 1992 01:27:48,720 --> 01:27:51,240 I don't know. 1993 01:27:51,300 --> 01:27:52,840 The delivery just wasn't there Tom. 1994 01:27:52,900 --> 01:27:53,440 Can you go again? 1995 01:27:54,780 --> 01:27:56,080 I'll take it again if you want. 1996 01:27:56,140 --> 01:27:56,740 I'll take it again. 1997 01:27:57,880 --> 01:28:00,020 That was the nicest tip. 1998 01:28:01,220 --> 01:28:02,100 I think I've ever had. 1999 01:28:04,020 --> 01:28:04,780 Lovely stuff. 2000 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:08,260 I love the way you truncated the last few words into an amalgamated. 2001 01:28:09,340 --> 01:28:09,740 Fucking. 2002 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,600 Pudding of words. 2003 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,640 Or even a dumpling of words as well. 2004 01:28:14,940 --> 01:28:15,180 But. 2005 01:28:15,800 --> 01:28:16,860 I digress. 2006 01:28:17,040 --> 01:28:18,260 And must move on quickly. 2007 01:28:18,260 --> 01:28:20,700 We have the translation here. 2008 01:28:20,840 --> 01:28:22,460 It looks like we're going to be able to sing it. 2009 01:28:22,980 --> 01:28:25,380 So the original line again was. 2010 01:28:25,620 --> 01:28:26,540 Taking the song. 2011 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:28,660 The beautiful artistry of the band. 2012 01:28:29,180 --> 01:28:30,040 John Bovey. 2013 01:28:30,620 --> 01:28:31,480 Shot to the heart. 2014 01:28:31,840 --> 01:28:32,600 And now you're. 2015 01:28:33,000 --> 01:28:34,000 Shot to the. 2016 01:28:34,300 --> 01:28:35,320 Shank to the throat. 2017 01:28:35,740 --> 01:28:37,460 And now you're dead. 2018 01:28:38,060 --> 01:28:39,460 You should stay at home. 2019 01:28:39,820 --> 01:28:41,160 And watch telly instead. 2020 01:28:41,700 --> 01:28:44,240 But I would have to say it in Spanish to these guys. 2021 01:28:44,340 --> 01:28:45,720 Because that's the language they speak. 2022 01:28:45,780 --> 01:28:46,480 Don't ask why. 2023 01:28:49,060 --> 01:28:50,800 And it will go a little something like this. 2024 01:28:50,900 --> 01:28:52,820 And let's get an effect going on this as well. 2025 01:28:52,880 --> 01:28:54,860 Just to really crank up the effects. 2026 01:28:58,380 --> 01:28:58,960 One two. 2027 01:28:58,960 --> 01:28:58,980 One two. 2028 01:28:59,780 --> 01:29:00,540 One two. 2029 01:29:03,100 --> 01:29:15,140 It doesn't work. 2030 01:29:15,300 --> 01:29:16,560 It doesn't have the same. 2031 01:29:17,920 --> 01:29:20,920 It needs to, again, lost in translation. 2032 01:29:21,100 --> 01:29:25,800 Let me just have a little look there and read that one before I go for the fucking singing here. 2033 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:34,400 Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, and now you're dead. 2034 01:29:35,220 --> 01:29:38,320 Oh, shank to the throat, and now you're dead. 2035 01:29:38,580 --> 01:29:39,960 Let me just get that first bit going. 2036 01:29:40,600 --> 01:29:44,400 Can you stay, la garganta, oh, go again. 2037 01:29:44,800 --> 01:30:05,860 Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, and now you're dead. 2038 01:30:05,860 --> 01:30:08,240 I'm going to stay, la garganta, and now you're dead. 2039 01:30:08,240 --> 01:30:14,780 If there's any Spanglish people out there, let me know if I'm doing it. 2040 01:30:14,780 --> 01:30:15,740 I'm doing a good job here. 2041 01:30:16,460 --> 01:30:28,180 Can you stay, la garganta, yore shtes muerto, de various havertic cuandado en casa y mirarte en televisión. 2042 01:30:28,680 --> 01:30:31,040 Again, never did Spanish in school. 2043 01:30:31,540 --> 01:30:37,800 Thank you very much there, Milos, for your kind-hearted and generous tip. 2044 01:30:38,620 --> 01:30:42,400 I hope you're doing well there, and shout-out to the WhatsApp Plinman group. 2045 01:30:43,680 --> 01:30:47,440 Let's have a little look here and see how we are doing here. 2046 01:30:47,840 --> 01:30:52,260 Muy bien, muy bien, great to see it. 2047 01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,340 And singing Spanish in a cave. 2048 01:30:54,480 --> 01:30:55,480 Thanks for reminding me. 2049 01:30:55,540 --> 01:30:56,760 Take that cave effect. 2050 01:30:56,960 --> 01:30:57,820 Off there as well. 2051 01:30:57,860 --> 01:30:58,300 That's great. 2052 01:30:58,920 --> 01:30:59,340 And look, we... 2053 01:30:59,340 --> 01:30:59,780 Ooh! 2054 01:31:06,180 --> 01:31:11,200 That would have been a real shit situation, because I'm about to get sledgehammered in the head there. 2055 01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,420 Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much. 2056 01:31:14,640 --> 01:31:15,600 Don't be cheeky. 2057 01:31:16,380 --> 01:31:21,140 I was actually up in the fucking loft there, getting Christmas stuff down the other day, and... 2058 01:31:21,140 --> 01:31:26,820 I could have looked through the fucking box of tapes to find the don't be cheeky. 2059 01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:34,200 But I feel as though the mythological story of don't be cheeky, it's kind of fine there in the realm of the myth. 2060 01:31:34,940 --> 01:31:40,260 To go looking for it, I know I said this before, if I found it, it probably wouldn't have the same qualities. 2061 01:31:40,260 --> 01:31:43,260 Do you remember the way memories that you have... 2062 01:31:43,260 --> 01:31:44,900 I don't know if you've ever done this. 2063 01:31:44,980 --> 01:31:50,780 You look back on things that you remember were class, and then they're not as class as you remember them. 2064 01:31:51,440 --> 01:31:53,320 Or they're a bit different as well. 2065 01:31:53,580 --> 01:31:56,220 There could be something going on with that don't be cheeky bit as well. 2066 01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,520 Anyway, let's carry on here. 2067 01:32:00,360 --> 01:32:00,840 This... 2068 01:32:00,840 --> 01:32:02,740 Why have I got a fucking knife out? 2069 01:32:03,140 --> 01:32:03,420 Do you know? 2070 01:32:03,660 --> 01:32:04,740 Why have I got a knife out? 2071 01:32:04,860 --> 01:32:06,280 And now... 2072 01:32:06,280 --> 01:32:07,900 I should have... 2073 01:32:07,900 --> 01:32:09,300 Reloaded the fucking shotgun. 2074 01:32:16,740 --> 01:32:17,540 Another one! 2075 01:32:17,540 --> 01:32:28,600 I thought all these assholes had fucking died because I killed the OG, the original goat. 2076 01:32:32,660 --> 01:32:34,400 Fucking unbelievable. 2077 01:32:37,220 --> 01:32:39,200 Did you see any of Nigel in the jungle? 2078 01:32:39,380 --> 01:32:42,160 I only saw clips of the first day or two. 2079 01:32:42,320 --> 01:32:44,240 I just wasn't arsed about watching it anyway. 2080 01:32:44,380 --> 01:32:46,180 I hate that fucking shite. 2081 01:32:46,440 --> 01:32:49,680 And I wasn't interested in seeing what was going on. 2082 01:32:49,740 --> 01:32:50,760 I'm more interested in... 2083 01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:57,200 The on-the-road shows that they do with people in the audience and poor production values. 2084 01:32:57,480 --> 01:33:02,820 And like, on-the-fly VT sections that they filmed that day in their respective town that they're in. 2085 01:33:04,520 --> 01:33:05,560 Come below it, boys! 2086 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:06,500 Thank you very much. 2087 01:33:06,960 --> 01:33:12,520 But, uh, I saw the, uh, argument he had with a YouTube influencer or something. 2088 01:33:12,760 --> 01:33:13,920 And that was it, really. 2089 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:16,980 I just wasn't fucking bothered watching any of it as well, you know? 2090 01:33:17,740 --> 01:33:20,560 Crazy money they were addition out to those fuckers. 2091 01:33:20,760 --> 01:33:22,520 Did they all get the same money or did... 2092 01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:24,580 Did Farage get more money than the rest? 2093 01:33:24,660 --> 01:33:25,520 Because... 2094 01:33:25,520 --> 01:33:33,920 I think, uh, they'd have to pay more, wouldn't they, to get different sorts of people in who are on different levels of the media stratum? 2095 01:33:35,300 --> 01:33:35,900 Um... 2096 01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,640 I'm not sure. 2097 01:33:37,720 --> 01:33:39,200 But I heard he was doing well. 2098 01:33:39,280 --> 01:33:41,800 He did really well on the task, like eating fucking... 2099 01:33:41,800 --> 01:33:44,740 Bugs and bollocks and all that kind of stuff. 2100 01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:47,080 He was-there was no problem to him doing that. 2101 01:33:47,800 --> 01:33:52,740 And eating testicles and bollocks will stand to him in the way in the future, I'd imagine. 2102 01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:55,240 But, uh... 2103 01:33:55,240 --> 01:33:57,880 Nah, not bothered about that at all. 2104 01:33:58,380 --> 01:34:01,180 Uh, do you remember the dump valve room? 2105 01:34:01,320 --> 01:34:01,660 I do. 2106 01:34:02,180 --> 01:34:03,720 Farage got 1.2 mili. 2107 01:34:03,780 --> 01:34:05,140 1.5, says Nathan. 2108 01:34:06,040 --> 01:34:07,260 Believe me, if I was asked, but I was really... 2109 01:34:07,860 --> 01:34:08,400 Should I say... 2110 01:34:08,400 --> 01:34:10,320 I'd eat bugs for 10k. 2111 01:34:10,980 --> 01:34:12,900 Uh, I used to have any shit in his mouth, so... 2112 01:34:12,900 --> 01:34:13,640 Yeah, good stuff. 2113 01:34:13,820 --> 01:34:14,740 And, uh, look. 2114 01:34:15,180 --> 01:34:19,320 If I was fucking arsed about it, I would have watched it, but I'm not arsed about it. 2115 01:34:19,800 --> 01:34:20,340 At all. 2116 01:34:22,840 --> 01:34:23,320 Uh... 2117 01:34:23,320 --> 01:34:25,480 What have I been watching, though? 2118 01:34:26,160 --> 01:34:26,960 I don't fucking think. 2119 01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:28,320 I watched a film... 2120 01:34:29,180 --> 01:34:30,320 called... 2121 01:34:30,320 --> 01:34:31,980 Baraka. 2122 01:34:32,680 --> 01:34:34,920 Or I think I might have watched that before the last stream. 2123 01:34:35,000 --> 01:34:37,440 That was the last thing that had an impact on me. 2124 01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:45,340 Uh, and there's a scene in fucking, like, India or Cambodia where there's a load of lads, uh, just sitting down in a temple. 2125 01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:50,680 Making crazy fucking, like, mesmeric noises and sounds. 2126 01:34:51,680 --> 01:34:54,740 Um, and then it'll cut to, like, a scene of, like, Manhattan. 2127 01:34:54,940 --> 01:34:57,120 Loads of people running around like fucking ants. 2128 01:34:57,220 --> 01:35:01,320 And then chickens getting made and processed in a fucking chicken factory and all that. 2129 01:35:01,320 --> 01:35:01,480 And... 2130 01:35:01,480 --> 01:35:03,320 Just a... a pure mindfuck. 2131 01:35:04,320 --> 01:35:04,920 Where it's great. 2132 01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:07,300 I saw that Roger Ebert... 2133 01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:08,300 I saw that Roger Ebert... 2134 01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:10,300 God rest his critical soul... 2135 01:35:10,300 --> 01:35:20,720 said that if aliens landed on planet Earth, then Baraka or Bacara, whatever it's called, would probably be one of the films that they would show to them to, uh... 2136 01:35:20,720 --> 01:35:22,300 explain to them... 2137 01:35:22,300 --> 01:35:24,300 What humanity is all about. 2138 01:35:24,360 --> 01:35:24,740 But I... 2139 01:35:24,740 --> 01:35:29,400 I take issue with that because if aliens did land, I'd probably just fucking watch your... 2140 01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:31,260 Watch your house and get the guns out. 2141 01:35:31,900 --> 01:35:34,520 And make sure they're subdued. 2142 01:35:34,860 --> 01:35:36,720 And then show them Bacara, maybe. 2143 01:35:37,200 --> 01:35:38,640 Don't want them fucking... 2144 01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:39,540 Getting any ideas. 2145 01:35:41,160 --> 01:35:44,920 Crazy to think there probably are other life forms out there, Tom. 2146 01:35:44,920 --> 01:35:48,480 It is a crazy bit of business. 2147 01:35:48,880 --> 01:35:50,960 And, uh, we've gone through this a lot of time. 2148 01:35:51,060 --> 01:35:54,920 We don't want to get too existential because it usually ends up... 2149 01:35:54,920 --> 01:35:57,020 You end up at a point of confusion. 2150 01:35:58,000 --> 01:35:59,000 And dare I say it? 2151 01:35:59,080 --> 01:35:59,360 Fear. 2152 01:36:02,020 --> 01:36:05,680 Wouldn't really say fear in so much as just confusion. 2153 01:36:06,300 --> 01:36:06,740 Disillusionment. 2154 01:36:06,840 --> 01:36:07,160 Because... 2155 01:36:08,160 --> 01:36:09,940 You know, you're brought into the world. 2156 01:36:10,360 --> 01:36:10,980 We're born. 2157 01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:15,040 And you feel as though there's going to be some... 2158 01:36:15,040 --> 01:36:16,200 Moment... 2159 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:16,760 Coming up. 2160 01:36:17,460 --> 01:36:18,420 At some stage. 2161 01:36:18,820 --> 01:36:19,900 That is like... 2162 01:36:19,900 --> 01:36:20,280 Wow! 2163 01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:21,860 This is what it's all about! 2164 01:36:22,660 --> 01:36:25,460 But I'm still at the stage where... 2165 01:36:25,460 --> 01:36:26,020 I'm at... 2166 01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:28,440 I don't know what the fuck it's all about. 2167 01:36:29,040 --> 01:36:32,000 And I don't think it's gonna ever get to the point where I know... 2168 01:36:32,000 --> 01:36:33,380 what it's all about, Tom. 2169 01:36:34,900 --> 01:36:36,220 I don't think we'll ever know. 2170 01:36:36,260 --> 01:36:37,220 And that's the problem, you see. 2171 01:36:38,280 --> 01:36:38,440 It's... 2172 01:36:38,440 --> 01:36:38,840 It's... 2173 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:41,100 It's the most interesting thing to think about. 2174 01:36:42,060 --> 01:36:46,820 It can also be the most confusing and maybe scary as well, you know? 2175 01:36:50,600 --> 01:36:51,040 Yeah. 2176 01:36:51,240 --> 01:36:53,940 But also, at the same time, is it scary? 2177 01:36:54,120 --> 01:36:55,820 Because when you're gone, you're gone. 2178 01:36:56,000 --> 01:36:57,480 You don't really know any difference. 2179 01:36:57,720 --> 01:37:01,140 So, I mean, it could have been a big fucking waste of time thinking about it anyway. 2180 01:37:01,340 --> 01:37:03,520 Even in our alive years, you know? 2181 01:37:05,520 --> 01:37:07,420 Looking for this other blue jewel here. 2182 01:37:07,560 --> 01:37:09,280 I'm just gonna get these extra boxes. 2183 01:37:09,440 --> 01:37:12,220 Sorry if people are thinking, why is he just pissing about not doing anything? 2184 01:37:12,300 --> 01:37:13,380 I need to get all the boxes. 2185 01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,660 I need to get the blue jewels. 2186 01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:19,380 The last final blue jewel. 2187 01:37:19,380 --> 01:37:20,740 The fuck is it? 2188 01:37:20,740 --> 01:37:20,740 The fuck is it? 2189 01:37:22,740 --> 01:37:24,600 Just a quick glance at the chat there. 2190 01:37:24,680 --> 01:37:25,200 It's a test. 2191 01:37:25,340 --> 01:37:26,380 A bit of Philip Glass. 2192 01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:27,740 Someone says... 2193 01:37:27,740 --> 01:37:31,320 What about the fella with the clay sitting at the desk? 2194 01:37:32,480 --> 01:37:35,380 If aliens landed, I would want the day off work. 2195 01:37:35,660 --> 01:37:36,040 Indeed. 2196 01:37:36,160 --> 01:37:38,360 That is definitely something I would want as well. 2197 01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:42,400 I'd actually want the aliens to work for us. 2198 01:37:42,580 --> 01:37:42,980 We would... 2199 01:37:42,980 --> 01:37:46,020 I'd actually want the aliens to do powerful amounts of work. 2200 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:46,660 We could... 2201 01:37:46,660 --> 01:37:48,440 ...really do that. 2202 01:37:48,440 --> 01:37:49,440 But would it be wrong... 2203 01:37:49,440 --> 01:37:51,440 ...to just put them... 2204 01:37:51,440 --> 01:37:53,760 ...out into the workforce straight away? 2205 01:37:54,060 --> 01:37:54,320 You know? 2206 01:37:56,260 --> 01:37:57,920 I think we're better than that now. 2207 01:37:58,000 --> 01:37:59,600 We've moved on as humans. 2208 01:38:00,300 --> 01:38:01,940 That's not something we do anymore. 2209 01:38:02,400 --> 01:38:02,660 Do you know? 2210 01:38:03,940 --> 01:38:06,440 Subjugating an extraterrestrial life form... 2211 01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:09,480 ...in order to harness its fucking raw labor. 2212 01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:12,140 Probably would have done... 2213 01:38:12,140 --> 01:38:15,280 You probably would have gone away with that in the 1700s. 2214 01:38:15,300 --> 01:38:15,840 But not now. 2215 01:38:16,800 --> 01:38:17,440 Not now. 2216 01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:20,520 If they came along now... 2217 01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,440 ...should they probably be fucking... 2218 01:38:23,220 --> 01:38:25,180 ...be giving the keys to the fucking castle? 2219 01:38:26,220 --> 01:38:27,700 I think this is the wrong way. 2220 01:38:31,060 --> 01:38:32,220 And then... 2221 01:38:32,220 --> 01:38:35,780 ...we managed to get ourselves up to that balcony over here. 2222 01:38:35,780 --> 01:38:37,900 ...with another hookshot affair. 2223 01:38:43,060 --> 01:38:44,340 Parastriker there saying... 2224 01:38:44,340 --> 01:38:46,900 ...if they're advanced enough for interstellar travel... 2225 01:38:46,900 --> 01:38:48,720 ...they're probably post-scarcity. 2226 01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:51,120 And the concept of work... 2227 01:38:51,120 --> 01:38:52,900 ...would be lashed on them. 2228 01:38:54,380 --> 01:38:54,980 Well... 2229 01:38:54,980 --> 01:38:55,680 ...it might... 2230 01:38:55,680 --> 01:38:57,820 ...it's an interesting point you make, Parastriker. 2231 01:38:57,880 --> 01:38:59,020 Where's the fucking piece? 2232 01:38:59,120 --> 01:38:59,780 Where do I... 2233 01:38:59,780 --> 01:39:02,260 Where do I... 2234 01:39:02,260 --> 01:39:03,360 Where's the piece for this? 2235 01:39:03,360 --> 01:39:06,820 What a... 2236 01:39:06,820 --> 01:39:07,860 What a load of shit. 2237 01:39:08,460 --> 01:39:10,340 I'm after fucking busting my arse... 2238 01:39:10,340 --> 01:39:11,920 ...killing all these guys... 2239 01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:13,200 ...getting the blue jewels... 2240 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,480 ...and now there's a piece... 2241 01:39:14,480 --> 01:39:16,920 ...that I need to put into the fucking yoke. 2242 01:39:16,920 --> 01:39:26,980 ...the aliens would rule us. 2243 01:39:27,540 --> 01:39:28,660 Aliens Landini... 2244 01:39:28,660 --> 01:39:29,480 ...thank you very much. 2245 01:39:29,820 --> 01:39:30,720 Have you any work? 2246 01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:32,200 Thank you very much there... 2247 01:39:32,200 --> 01:39:33,620 ...aliens Landini. 2248 01:39:35,820 --> 01:39:37,700 We're well due a visit from... 2249 01:39:37,700 --> 01:39:39,540 ...extraterrestrial life forms... 2250 01:39:39,540 --> 01:39:40,380 ...let me tell you that. 2251 01:39:41,000 --> 01:39:42,360 The last one that we got... 2252 01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:42,920 ...was a big fucking... 2253 01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,920 ...solid ball of burning rock... 2254 01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:46,900 ...came at us... 2255 01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:48,960 ...at lightning speeds... 2256 01:39:48,960 --> 01:39:50,220 ...and wiped out the dinosaurs. 2257 01:39:51,100 --> 01:39:52,100 And then... 2258 01:39:52,100 --> 01:39:53,280 ...after that... 2259 01:39:53,280 --> 01:39:54,740 ...Jesus and the Bible happened. 2260 01:39:57,560 --> 01:39:59,260 I'd fight any alien... 2261 01:39:59,260 --> 01:40:00,000 ...says not Owen. 2262 01:40:00,700 --> 01:40:02,100 It's great to know... 2263 01:40:02,100 --> 01:40:03,320 ...that there are people... 2264 01:40:03,320 --> 01:40:05,100 ...ready to fight the aliens... 2265 01:40:05,100 --> 01:40:06,100 ...because... 2266 01:40:06,100 --> 01:40:07,640 ...that's something that we need to look at. 2267 01:40:07,720 --> 01:40:07,900 It's... 2268 01:40:07,900 --> 01:40:09,580 ...it sounds cute and nice... 2269 01:40:09,580 --> 01:40:09,860 ...yeah... 2270 01:40:09,860 --> 01:40:10,860 ...these aliens are coming down... 2271 01:40:10,860 --> 01:40:12,600 ...they want to watch films with us... 2272 01:40:12,600 --> 01:40:13,100 ...but... 2273 01:40:13,100 --> 01:40:15,360 ...they could be harboring... 2274 01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:16,420 ...tools of the trade... 2275 01:40:16,420 --> 01:40:17,680 ...you know... 2276 01:40:17,680 --> 01:40:18,420 ...weaponry... 2277 01:40:18,420 --> 01:40:20,340 ...the likes of which we've never even seen... 2278 01:40:20,340 --> 01:40:21,420 ...or even... 2279 01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:21,980 ...envisaged. 2280 01:40:23,560 --> 01:40:25,820 ...any update on the fucking... 2281 01:40:25,820 --> 01:40:28,140 ...thing that we put into the door lads... 2282 01:40:28,140 --> 01:40:28,740 ...or am I... 2283 01:40:28,740 --> 01:40:29,240 ...am I... 2284 01:40:29,240 --> 01:40:30,800 ...pissing in the wind here... 2285 01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:31,540 ...asking the chat... 2286 01:40:31,540 --> 01:40:32,940 ...it seems as though people are just... 2287 01:40:32,940 --> 01:40:33,820 ...talking about aliens... 2288 01:40:33,820 --> 01:40:37,140 ...it's no fun being an illegal alien... 2289 01:40:37,140 --> 01:40:38,540 ...says RG Coil... 2290 01:40:38,540 --> 01:40:40,000 ...binging box sets... 2291 01:40:40,000 --> 01:40:41,140 ...with the aliens... 2292 01:40:41,140 --> 01:40:43,220 ...I'd make friends... 2293 01:40:43,220 --> 01:40:44,140 ...with any aliens... 2294 01:40:44,140 --> 01:40:46,780 ...we need flood... 2295 01:40:46,780 --> 01:40:47,440 ...says Galv... 2296 01:40:47,440 --> 01:40:47,920 ...that's... 2297 01:40:47,920 --> 01:40:49,020 ...that's the most pertinent... 2298 01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:50,140 ...comment in the chat... 2299 01:40:50,140 --> 01:40:51,000 ...at the moment... 2300 01:40:51,000 --> 01:40:51,800 ...and we're talking... 2301 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,360 ...we're talking flood... 2302 01:40:53,360 --> 01:40:54,140 ...we're talking Rogers... 2303 01:40:54,140 --> 01:40:55,140 ...we're... 2304 01:40:55,140 --> 01:40:57,140 ...was Jesus an alien... 2305 01:40:57,140 --> 01:40:57,860 ...thanks very much... 2306 01:40:57,860 --> 01:40:59,140 ...we're talking flood... 2307 01:40:59,140 --> 01:41:00,400 ...we're talking Rogers... 2308 01:41:00,400 --> 01:41:01,400 ...we want the... 2309 01:41:01,400 --> 01:41:02,080 ...walkthrough... 2310 01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:03,080 ...we want to know... 2311 01:41:03,080 --> 01:41:05,080 ...where we go next... 2312 01:41:05,080 --> 01:41:08,080 ...chat topics... 2313 01:41:08,800 --> 01:41:10,360 ...are the aliens... 2314 01:41:10,360 --> 01:41:10,860 ...any good at... 2315 01:41:10,860 --> 01:41:11,920 ...footing the turf... 2316 01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:13,380 ...it doesn't even matter... 2317 01:41:13,380 --> 01:41:13,600 ...Rodin... 2318 01:41:13,600 --> 01:41:14,080 ...because... 2319 01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:15,260 ...they wouldn't be allowed... 2320 01:41:15,260 --> 01:41:16,080 ...to anyway... 2321 01:41:16,740 --> 01:41:17,360 ...unless... 2322 01:41:17,360 --> 01:41:18,140 ...they were a family... 2323 01:41:18,140 --> 01:41:18,980 ...who had their own... 2324 01:41:18,980 --> 01:41:19,760 ...plot of turf... 2325 01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:20,760 ...apparently it's been... 2326 01:41:20,760 --> 01:41:22,080 ...phased out now... 2327 01:41:22,080 --> 01:41:23,080 ...in order to fucking... 2328 01:41:23,660 --> 01:41:25,080 ...make sure we reach... 2329 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:25,080 ...net... 2330 01:41:26,120 --> 01:41:27,080 ...zero... 2331 01:41:27,080 --> 01:41:28,080 ...by 2030... 2332 01:41:28,080 --> 01:41:29,080 ...it's a crazy... 2333 01:41:29,080 --> 01:41:30,080 ...bit of business... 2334 01:41:30,080 --> 01:41:31,080 ...Tom... 2335 01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:33,340 ...it really is... 2336 01:41:33,340 --> 01:41:34,560 ...but look... 2337 01:41:34,560 --> 01:41:35,220 ...if you know... 2338 01:41:35,220 --> 01:41:37,340 ...I know a few fellas... 2339 01:41:37,340 --> 01:41:38,680 ...who'll sort you out... 2340 01:41:38,680 --> 01:41:39,280 ...with a bag... 2341 01:41:39,280 --> 01:41:39,940 ...no bother... 2342 01:41:39,940 --> 01:41:40,620 ...whatsoever... 2343 01:41:40,620 --> 01:41:41,680 ...but you didn't hear that... 2344 01:41:41,680 --> 01:41:42,800 ...from me... 2345 01:41:42,800 --> 01:41:43,340 ...day luck... 2346 01:41:43,340 --> 01:41:46,340 ...no problem... 2347 01:41:46,340 --> 01:41:47,340 ...Tom... 2348 01:41:47,340 --> 01:41:48,680 ...I would welcome... 2349 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:50,180 ...our new alien rulers... 2350 01:41:50,180 --> 01:41:50,980 ...to come on Tommy... 2351 01:41:50,980 --> 01:41:51,440 ...where... 2352 01:41:51,440 --> 01:41:52,000 ...where is... 2353 01:41:52,000 --> 01:41:52,360 ...you know... 2354 01:41:52,360 --> 01:41:52,900 ...where is Flood... 2355 01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:53,900 ...I believe that Flood... 2356 01:41:53,900 --> 01:41:54,840 ...Flood or Rogers... 2357 01:41:54,840 --> 01:41:55,340 ...maybe just... 2358 01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,340 ...they... 2359 01:41:57,340 --> 01:41:57,340 ...they... 2360 01:41:57,340 --> 01:41:58,620 ...they were there... 2361 01:41:58,620 --> 01:41:59,260 ...at the beginning... 2362 01:41:59,260 --> 01:41:59,900 ...and then... 2363 01:41:59,900 --> 01:42:00,560 ...they've gone... 2364 01:42:00,560 --> 01:42:01,620 ...off somewhere else... 2365 01:42:01,620 --> 01:42:02,340 ...maybe Rogers... 2366 01:42:02,340 --> 01:42:03,000 ...is on the piss... 2367 01:42:03,000 --> 01:42:03,340 ...in Brussels... 2368 01:42:04,800 --> 01:42:05,860 ...as for Flood... 2369 01:42:05,860 --> 01:42:07,340 ...I'm not sure... 2370 01:42:07,340 --> 01:42:09,340 ...what's Tom's... 2371 01:42:09,340 --> 01:42:09,880 ...review of the... 2372 01:42:09,880 --> 01:42:10,340 ...Cop 28... 2373 01:42:11,340 --> 01:42:12,340 ...Tom... 2374 01:42:12,340 --> 01:42:15,340 ...what a shite... 2375 01:42:15,340 --> 01:42:17,340 ...thanks Tom... 2376 01:42:19,060 --> 01:42:20,820 ...can you say the chapter name... 2377 01:42:20,820 --> 01:42:21,720 ...or summit... 2378 01:42:21,720 --> 01:42:23,340 ...and I'll pull up the walkthrough... 2379 01:42:23,340 --> 01:42:23,440 ...to... 2380 01:42:23,440 --> 01:42:24,340 ...I mean... 2381 01:42:24,340 --> 01:42:27,340 ...I could just Google it myself here... 2382 01:42:28,160 --> 01:42:29,180 ...I'm just trying to think... 2383 01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:30,200 ...I shouldn't have to Google... 2384 01:42:30,200 --> 01:42:30,700 ...because I... 2385 01:42:30,700 --> 01:42:32,340 ...I know this puzzle piece... 2386 01:42:33,700 --> 01:42:34,420 ...I'm just trying to... 2387 01:42:34,420 --> 01:42:35,340 ...can't fucking remember... 2388 01:42:35,980 --> 01:42:36,280 ...where... 2389 01:42:36,280 --> 01:42:37,140 ...where it's placed... 2390 01:42:37,140 --> 01:42:38,340 ...where I put it... 2391 01:42:38,340 --> 01:42:42,320 ...you've to pick... 2392 01:42:42,320 --> 01:42:43,320 ...pick up the piece... 2393 01:42:43,320 --> 01:42:45,320 ...off the goat man... 2394 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:47,320 ...says... 2395 01:42:47,320 --> 01:42:49,280 ...smarty 15... 2396 01:42:49,280 --> 01:42:50,320 ...let's have a look... 2397 01:42:51,320 --> 01:42:58,320 ...ha-ha... 2398 01:42:58,320 --> 01:43:00,320 ...if this is the truth... 2399 01:43:00,320 --> 01:43:02,320 ...you are... 2400 01:43:02,320 --> 01:43:03,320 ...the king... 2401 01:43:03,320 --> 01:43:04,320 ...of the stream... 2402 01:43:04,320 --> 01:43:05,320 ...the new... 2403 01:43:05,320 --> 01:43:06,320 ...move over... 2404 01:43:06,320 --> 01:43:07,320 ...floodin Rogers... 2405 01:43:07,320 --> 01:43:32,320 there's a new cat in town. You've got competition. None other than Smurfy 15. Dishing out real-time, live, walkthrough tips, hints, and tricks. Brilliant stuff. Brilliant stuff. And that's lovely. 2406 01:43:32,320 --> 01:44:02,300 It fits like a glove. It's perfect. Beautiful. She's very cool, calm, and collected as Ada Wong. She knows what she's doing. She's a professional. She's in the business for a long time. She doesn't leave... She leaves it all out on the pitch, but she doesn't go home worrying about it. In fact, does she even go home? I haven't seen her go home at all. I've only ever seen her working through the night in castles or in laboratories or whatever the fuck she does. 2407 01:44:02,300 --> 01:44:08,300 She's good at it. And I've said it before, and I'll say it again. She's got great style. 2408 01:44:08,300 --> 01:44:15,300 That sound. That's right. I still have some unfinished business to take care of. 2409 01:44:16,440 --> 01:44:26,900 Beautiful. We've got another couple of fucking herbs and a few pesetas in the pocket for later on. That'll stand to us when we go on the slot machines later on. Round at Ganado's gaff. 2410 01:44:28,620 --> 01:44:31,540 And now a lovely cutscene as well. And look at the walk, Tom. 2411 01:44:32,960 --> 01:44:34,040 It's a beauty. 2412 01:44:34,620 --> 01:44:44,620 And now... And also, let's... We never mentioned the leather gloves as well. Quite like the gloves that you decided to wear for the stream, but you had to get rid of them because... 2413 01:44:44,620 --> 01:44:48,540 because they gave you problems with the haptics. 2414 01:44:48,540 --> 01:44:50,540 - Everything will work out just fine. 2415 01:44:50,540 --> 01:44:55,080 - As long as you can keep your dog under control. 2416 01:44:55,080 --> 01:44:56,500 - He's a good boy. 2417 01:44:56,500 --> 01:44:57,740 - Predictable. 2418 01:44:57,740 --> 01:45:00,760 - Fine. Keep your mind. 2419 01:45:00,760 --> 01:45:02,120 - Are you okay there, Tom? 2420 01:45:02,120 --> 01:45:03,240 - But don't come crying to me. 2421 01:45:03,240 --> 01:45:04,080 - I am, yeah, sorry. 2422 01:45:04,080 --> 01:45:06,940 I was trying to imagine what it would be like 2423 01:45:06,940 --> 01:45:08,440 to be Ada's dog. 2424 01:45:10,740 --> 01:45:12,340 - And what was it like? 2425 01:45:12,340 --> 01:45:19,340 - Great stuff. BugRef, thank you very much for the tip there. 2426 01:45:19,340 --> 01:45:27,340 Very, very kind of ya. I hope it's not too early to wish you and Tommy a very happy Christmas. 2427 01:45:27,340 --> 01:45:30,340 Let your hearts be light. Bye. 2428 01:45:30,340 --> 01:45:33,340 - Seems like something big is about to go down in the throne room. 2429 01:45:33,340 --> 01:45:35,340 - Babysitting's tough, huh? 2430 01:45:35,340 --> 01:45:39,340 - Babysitting's tough, huh? 2431 01:45:39,340 --> 01:45:41,340 - That's what she said, Tom. Thanks very much for that. 2432 01:45:41,340 --> 01:45:43,340 - Thanks very much there for the tip. 2433 01:45:43,340 --> 01:45:46,340 - Very kind, yeah. Thanks very much for the tip. 2434 01:45:46,340 --> 01:45:48,340 Lovely, lovely, lovely bit of well-wishing. 2435 01:45:48,340 --> 01:45:53,340 And it isn't too early to wish us a lovely Christmas, because that's what it is. 2436 01:45:53,340 --> 01:46:00,340 - Well, it isn't Christmas as of yet, and it was a happy Christmas that was wished, not a lovely one, but... 2437 01:46:00,340 --> 01:46:02,340 - We won't quibble about that. 2438 01:46:02,340 --> 01:46:03,340 - As we get another... 2439 01:46:03,340 --> 01:46:09,340 - I was gonna say bountiful lush, but it's... it's hardly bountiful, but another... 2440 01:46:09,340 --> 01:46:10,340 - Another... 2441 01:46:10,340 --> 01:46:13,340 - Pure, sharp, shocky, fizz injection... 2442 01:46:13,340 --> 01:46:17,340 - Of none other than San Celestino. 2443 01:46:17,340 --> 01:46:22,340 - Which has no resemblance at all to San Pellegrino. 2444 01:46:22,340 --> 01:46:24,340 They're not trying to rip them off. 2445 01:46:24,340 --> 01:46:26,340 That's one thing I'm certain about. 2446 01:46:26,340 --> 01:46:29,340 - We'll go for a close-up on this, if we can. 2447 01:46:29,340 --> 01:46:39,340 - See if the bottle... the bottle there has, like, kind of Renaissance Cherubim and Seraphim on it, playing fucking banjos in the background. 2448 01:46:39,340 --> 01:46:45,340 And we've got the Italian flag there, you can see that, product of it, Italia. 2449 01:46:45,340 --> 01:46:46,340 Sparkling. 2450 01:46:46,340 --> 01:46:48,340 Frizzanti. 2451 01:46:48,340 --> 01:46:49,340 Frizzanti. 2452 01:46:49,340 --> 01:46:59,340 John Frizzanti made it from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, because he was so spiced out of it in that band. 2453 01:46:59,340 --> 01:47:02,340 He needed something to wet his whistle. 2454 01:47:02,340 --> 01:47:06,340 But, unfortunately, the water doesn't really help you in a situation like that. 2455 01:47:06,340 --> 01:47:08,340 You're as well to drink milk. 2456 01:47:08,340 --> 01:47:13,340 Big Red, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip again, you said. 2457 01:47:13,340 --> 01:47:16,340 Bug Ref was an auto-correct error. 2458 01:47:16,340 --> 01:47:19,340 That was a previous tip, Bug Ref. 2459 01:47:19,340 --> 01:47:22,340 Obviously, he's meant to write Big Red. 2460 01:47:22,340 --> 01:47:26,340 I'm glad that you... you, uh, rectified that auto-correct error. 2461 01:47:26,340 --> 01:47:42,340 You drew attention to it because I was wondering whether or not a Bug Ref was some sort of slur, and you'd made me read that out, or you were at least leveling accusations of Bug Referee at us. 2462 01:47:42,340 --> 01:47:43,340 Tom? 2463 01:47:43,340 --> 01:47:50,340 Yeah, it does- it- I'm glad that it was auto-correct. I was racking my brains trying to think of what a Bug Ref would be. 2464 01:47:50,340 --> 01:47:55,340 Maybe he was calling us like- I thought it was like he was saying we were bugs. 2465 01:47:55,340 --> 01:48:00,340 And not only were we bugs, we were referees. Like, we were bug referees. 2466 01:48:00,340 --> 01:48:04,340 Like, whatever that means. We were, like, specialized bugs that fucking referred to- 2467 01:48:04,340 --> 01:48:09,340 We sent other bugs off. We gave them yellow cards and shit like that. I'm not sure. 2468 01:48:09,340 --> 01:48:15,340 Well, you don't need to wonder anymore, Tom. It's been rectified. We're not Bug Ref's. 2469 01:48:15,340 --> 01:48:19,340 That was just a tipster called Big Red, who had an auto-correct mishap. 2470 01:48:31,340 --> 01:48:33,340 San Celestino. 2471 01:48:37,340 --> 01:48:38,340 Ahhhh. 2472 01:48:40,340 --> 01:48:42,340 The real taste of Italy. 2473 01:48:45,340 --> 01:48:47,340 Ahhhh. 2474 01:48:48,340 --> 01:48:49,340 Mmm. 2475 01:48:49,340 --> 01:48:51,340 Taste of the Italian Alps. 2476 01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:54,340 On a Saturday night in- in December. 2477 01:48:56,340 --> 01:48:57,340 Oh, lovely stuff. 2478 01:48:57,340 --> 01:48:59,340 Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much. 2479 01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:01,340 And Johnny Marr, thank you very much as well. 2480 01:49:02,340 --> 01:49:04,340 Let's move along here and move along. We'll pick up a herb. 2481 01:49:04,340 --> 01:49:06,340 There's not a herb there. It's just a bush. A bit of foliage. 2482 01:49:10,340 --> 01:49:13,340 Nothing around the side here. We're just checking all the avenues, all the doors. 2483 01:49:14,340 --> 01:49:16,340 Dotting all the T's and crossing all the I's. 2484 01:49:17,340 --> 01:49:18,340 And then moving down here. 2485 01:49:19,340 --> 01:49:20,340 More gas. 2486 01:49:22,340 --> 01:49:26,340 A s'more gas board of violence awaits us. 2487 01:49:27,340 --> 01:49:29,340 And Aiden the Average. 2488 01:49:30,340 --> 01:49:32,340 What an amazing time to be alive. 2489 01:49:33,340 --> 01:49:36,340 And thank you very much. What an amazing and kind, heart and generous tip as well. 2490 01:49:37,340 --> 01:49:39,340 Thank you very much for that. 2491 01:49:40,340 --> 01:49:43,340 Beautiful and I am completely honoured. 2492 01:49:44,340 --> 01:49:45,340 At Christmas to say thank you. 2493 01:49:46,340 --> 01:49:48,340 Fuck off you. 2494 01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:51,340 Fuckin' weird. 2495 01:49:53,340 --> 01:49:55,340 I didn't even have to call you a cunt. 2496 01:49:56,340 --> 01:49:57,340 Cause you died. 2497 01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:00,340 And again. 2498 01:50:01,340 --> 01:50:02,340 That's what happens. 2499 01:50:02,340 --> 01:50:04,340 When you deal with me. 2500 01:50:05,340 --> 01:50:07,340 And I'm on- I'm having a bad one. 2501 01:50:08,340 --> 01:50:09,340 Don't come at me. 2502 01:50:10,340 --> 01:50:12,340 Cause you know where it's gonna end up. 2503 01:50:13,340 --> 01:50:14,340 This guy didn't get the memofication of that. 2504 01:50:19,340 --> 01:50:20,340 Boomhauer. 2505 01:50:21,340 --> 01:50:22,340 Oh and they're both gone. 2506 01:50:23,340 --> 01:50:24,340 That's nice. 2507 01:50:25,340 --> 01:50:26,340 Beautiful stuff. 2508 01:50:28,340 --> 01:50:29,340 Beautiful stuff. 2509 01:50:31,340 --> 01:50:32,340 Do you mean cunt? 2510 01:50:32,340 --> 01:50:34,340 I do mean that c-u-n-c. 2511 01:50:35,340 --> 01:50:37,340 But it just doesn't have the same bite. 2512 01:50:39,340 --> 01:50:40,340 Maybe cunch. 2513 01:50:42,340 --> 01:50:43,340 You fuckin' cunch. 2514 01:50:45,340 --> 01:50:46,340 Maybe uh... 2515 01:50:48,340 --> 01:50:49,340 Clump. 2516 01:50:52,340 --> 01:50:53,340 Where are these clumps at now? 2517 01:50:55,340 --> 01:50:56,340 Fuckin' gang of clumps. 2518 01:50:59,340 --> 01:51:00,340 That's Nutty Professor though isn't it? 2519 01:51:01,340 --> 01:51:01,340 The clumps. 2520 01:51:02,340 --> 01:51:03,340 Christmas at the clumps. 2521 01:51:04,340 --> 01:51:05,340 Eddie Murphy. 2522 01:51:06,340 --> 01:51:07,340 Haven't seen it. 2523 01:51:10,340 --> 01:51:11,340 Haven't seen it. 2524 01:51:12,340 --> 01:51:13,340 I think they were all- 2525 01:51:13,340 --> 01:51:14,340 They were all wearing fat suits. 2526 01:51:15,340 --> 01:51:16,340 I think that was the clumps. 2527 01:51:17,340 --> 01:51:18,340 They were heavy setters. 2528 01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:20,340 Setting world records. 2529 01:51:21,340 --> 01:51:22,340 They were. 2530 01:51:23,340 --> 01:51:24,340 They didn't set any records at all. 2531 01:51:24,340 --> 01:51:25,340 Other than... 2532 01:51:25,340 --> 01:51:26,340 Kind of uh... 2533 01:51:26,340 --> 01:51:27,340 Flopping at the box office. 2534 01:51:28,340 --> 01:51:28,340 Sort of ones. 2535 01:51:28,340 --> 01:51:29,340 Could be wrong. 2536 01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:30,340 That sort of stuff. 2537 01:51:30,340 --> 01:51:31,340 Probably does really well. 2538 01:51:32,340 --> 01:51:37,340 Schlocky old fuckin' shite at Christmas. 2539 01:51:38,340 --> 01:51:39,340 People just... 2540 01:51:40,340 --> 01:51:42,340 Wanting to fuckin' watch any film. 2541 01:51:42,340 --> 01:51:43,340 They don't mind what it is. 2542 01:51:44,340 --> 01:51:45,340 The first needs to be on the big screen. 2543 01:51:45,340 --> 01:51:46,340 And uh... 2544 01:51:46,340 --> 01:51:47,340 Give me the fuckin' coca cola. 2545 01:51:47,340 --> 01:51:51,340 Give me the popcorn and then I'll be grand. 2546 01:51:52,340 --> 01:51:53,340 Sort of a vibe. 2547 01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:54,340 I'm not sure. 2548 01:51:54,340 --> 01:51:55,340 I haven't been to the cinema in a while. 2549 01:51:56,340 --> 01:51:58,340 Didn't watch Oppenheimer at the cinema. 2550 01:51:58,340 --> 01:51:59,340 Should've. 2551 01:52:00,340 --> 01:52:01,340 Then I watched it on a... 2552 01:52:02,340 --> 01:52:03,340 Well I watched... 2553 01:52:03,340 --> 01:52:04,340 Yeah let's just say I watched it. 2554 01:52:04,340 --> 01:52:05,340 I'm not gonna tell ya... 2555 01:52:05,340 --> 01:52:06,340 Where... 2556 01:52:06,340 --> 01:52:07,340 Where it wasn't on a cinema screen. 2557 01:52:08,340 --> 01:52:09,340 But... 2558 01:52:09,340 --> 01:52:10,340 I wasn't impressed. 2559 01:52:11,340 --> 01:52:12,340 Thoroughly unimpressed... 2560 01:52:13,340 --> 01:52:14,340 With Oppenheimer. 2561 01:52:14,340 --> 01:52:15,340 It didn't deliver for me... 2562 01:52:16,340 --> 01:52:17,340 In the way that it was hyped. 2563 01:52:18,340 --> 01:52:19,340 And... 2564 01:52:20,340 --> 01:52:21,340 It was such a shame. 2565 01:52:22,340 --> 01:52:23,340 Maybe I'll watch it again. 2566 01:52:24,340 --> 01:52:25,340 But it just didn't deliver. 2567 01:52:26,340 --> 01:52:27,340 A bit when the bomb went off. 2568 01:52:29,340 --> 01:52:30,340 I thought I was going to be... 2569 01:52:31,340 --> 01:52:32,340 Better done than what it was. 2570 01:52:33,340 --> 01:52:34,340 It wasn't done great. 2571 01:52:34,340 --> 01:52:35,340 I didn't think. 2572 01:52:35,340 --> 01:52:36,340 I didn't think. 2573 01:52:36,340 --> 01:52:37,340 Let me know what you think yourself. 2574 01:52:38,340 --> 01:52:39,340 But it went on well too long. 2575 01:52:40,340 --> 01:52:41,340 Much too long. 2576 01:52:44,340 --> 01:52:45,340 I couldn't watch the whole thing. 2577 01:52:46,340 --> 01:52:47,340 I found it boring. 2578 01:52:48,340 --> 01:52:49,340 Everyone I know said it was boring. 2579 01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:52,340 Don't be afraid to tell me you fuckin' liked it. 2580 01:52:53,340 --> 01:52:53,340 Cause uh... 2581 01:52:54,340 --> 01:52:55,340 I don't like uh... 2582 01:52:55,340 --> 01:52:56,340 I'm not gonna have a go. 2583 01:52:57,340 --> 01:52:58,340 There's plenty of people who liked it. 2584 01:52:58,340 --> 01:52:59,340 Probably won awards already. 2585 01:53:00,340 --> 01:53:00,340 I'm not sure. 2586 01:53:01,340 --> 01:53:02,340 Oscars hasn't fuckin' happened yet so. 2587 01:53:06,340 --> 01:53:08,340 But what was the crack with the scene where... 2588 01:53:09,340 --> 01:53:11,340 Cillian Murphy was sat in a fuckin' chair in the nip? 2589 01:53:12,340 --> 01:53:13,340 That was a... 2590 01:53:14,340 --> 01:53:15,340 A strange decision to me. 2591 01:53:16,340 --> 01:53:18,340 It just kinda caught me off guard, you know? 2592 01:53:18,340 --> 01:53:18,340 It was just... 2593 01:53:21,340 --> 01:53:22,340 I don't know. 2594 01:53:22,340 --> 01:53:22,340 And... 2595 01:53:23,340 --> 01:53:24,340 What else was there in this as well? 2596 01:53:24,340 --> 01:53:25,340 I'll... 2597 01:53:25,340 --> 01:53:25,340 I'll try to think. 2598 01:53:27,340 --> 01:53:27,340 I had it on in the... 2599 01:53:27,340 --> 01:53:32,340 I actually started watching it in earnest and then I fuckin' started tidying the gaff. 2600 01:53:33,340 --> 01:53:34,340 Just had it on in the fuckin' head once. 2601 01:53:35,340 --> 01:53:36,340 So I'm saying that we should. 2602 01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:37,340 There's a good... 2603 01:53:37,340 --> 01:53:39,340 Good amount of the film that um... 2604 01:53:40,340 --> 01:53:41,340 I actually haven't laid eyes on. 2605 01:53:41,340 --> 01:53:42,340 I just fuckin' listened to it. 2606 01:53:43,340 --> 01:53:44,340 I'll go back to it again and revisit it. 2607 01:53:44,340 --> 01:53:45,340 Obviously my opinions... 2608 01:53:45,340 --> 01:53:46,340 Don't matter. 2609 01:53:46,340 --> 01:53:47,340 Because, uh... 2610 01:53:47,340 --> 01:53:51,340 I didn't really give it the credence it deserves in the... 2611 01:53:51,340 --> 01:53:52,340 The correct setting... 2612 01:53:52,340 --> 01:53:54,340 That it was meant to be seen in. 2613 01:53:55,340 --> 01:53:56,340 What the fuck am I doing here? 2614 01:53:56,340 --> 01:54:00,340 What the fuck am I doing here? 2615 01:54:05,340 --> 01:54:06,340 Ohhhh! 2616 01:54:06,340 --> 01:54:08,340 Scumbelina, thank you very much. 2617 01:54:08,340 --> 01:54:09,340 Uh... 2618 01:54:09,340 --> 01:54:10,340 I should check below. 2619 01:54:10,340 --> 01:54:11,340 Kitty Boo, thank you very very much. 2620 01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:11,340 Shout out to all my fellow Scumbelinas in Baal. 2621 01:54:11,340 --> 01:54:12,340 And a Merry Christmas to yourself and Tommy. 2622 01:54:12,340 --> 01:54:13,340 Thank you very much. 2623 01:54:13,340 --> 01:54:14,340 Tom? 2624 01:54:14,340 --> 01:54:23,900 Kitty Boo 2625 01:54:23,900 --> 01:54:25,460 Thanking you very very much 2626 01:54:25,460 --> 01:54:28,200 Shout out to all my fellow scumbelinas in Baal 2627 01:54:28,200 --> 01:54:31,040 And Merry Christmas to yourself and Tommy 2628 01:54:31,040 --> 01:54:31,880 Thank you very much 2629 01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:32,700 Tom 2630 01:54:32,700 --> 01:54:37,280 Thank you very much scumbelina and kitty boo 2631 01:54:37,280 --> 01:54:38,100 Very kind of 2632 01:54:38,100 --> 01:54:40,980 We're at an impasse here 2633 01:54:40,980 --> 01:54:42,680 We need to move at pace 2634 01:54:42,680 --> 01:54:44,420 Yet we're fucking stuck 2635 01:54:44,420 --> 01:54:45,600 Big time 2636 01:54:45,600 --> 01:54:48,880 It's a damn shame 2637 01:54:48,880 --> 01:54:50,840 Thank you very much for that tip 2638 01:54:50,840 --> 01:54:52,100 Rip a ruinous there 2639 01:54:52,100 --> 01:54:54,180 Yeah the fucking speedrun here 2640 01:54:54,180 --> 01:54:56,440 Has really hit a bit of a fucking speed bump 2641 01:54:56,440 --> 01:54:59,280 Or has it? 2642 01:54:59,280 --> 01:55:01,740 Looks like we're making great headway now 2643 01:55:01,740 --> 01:55:08,840 I've heard the new Godzilla movie from Japan was really good 2644 01:55:08,840 --> 01:55:10,860 Looking forward to that 2645 01:55:10,860 --> 01:55:13,040 Japanese lizard 2646 01:55:13,040 --> 01:55:13,740 Godzilla 2647 01:55:13,740 --> 01:55:16,440 Lovely stuff 2648 01:55:16,440 --> 01:55:18,380 A Japanese lizard 2649 01:55:18,380 --> 01:55:19,780 Or as it's known in the biz 2650 01:55:19,780 --> 01:55:20,960 A jizzard 2651 01:55:20,960 --> 01:55:23,220 And Gary the bastard 2652 01:55:23,220 --> 01:55:24,940 Thanks very much for your tip there 2653 01:55:24,940 --> 01:55:26,340 Really really kind of you 2654 01:55:26,340 --> 01:55:28,720 This is a great situation now 2655 01:55:28,720 --> 01:55:31,440 Where we have to unlock the butterfly of peace 2656 01:55:31,440 --> 01:55:39,720 By looking at a vast array of particular order specimens 2657 01:55:39,720 --> 01:55:41,680 So what we do is we look on the floor 2658 01:55:41,680 --> 01:55:42,240 Interesting 2659 01:55:42,240 --> 01:55:48,260 We look around and then we activate our fucking mine pipe 2660 01:55:48,260 --> 01:55:50,360 Oh yeah we go back to the door here 2661 01:55:50,360 --> 01:55:53,100 And then have a look at where the footprints lead over here 2662 01:55:53,100 --> 01:55:55,980 Judy Capitator 2663 01:55:55,980 --> 01:55:57,140 Thank you very much 2664 01:55:57,140 --> 01:55:58,280 Oh fuck 2665 01:55:58,280 --> 01:55:59,360 Well Judy 2666 01:55:59,360 --> 01:56:00,620 You know I can't really 2667 01:56:00,620 --> 01:56:02,600 Yeah you got me there 2668 01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:03,300 But I mean it's 2669 01:56:03,300 --> 01:56:04,020 It's not right 2670 01:56:04,020 --> 01:56:05,500 And I don't agree with the sentiment 2671 01:56:05,500 --> 01:56:05,860 Tom 2672 01:56:05,860 --> 01:56:07,340 Yeah I just apologise 2673 01:56:07,340 --> 01:56:08,600 There's somebody called Judy 2674 01:56:08,600 --> 01:56:09,160 And then 2675 01:56:09,160 --> 01:56:10,200 Capitator 2676 01:56:10,200 --> 01:56:10,920 I was just 2677 01:56:10,920 --> 01:56:12,040 I've just said it myself 2678 01:56:12,040 --> 01:56:13,560 Yeah look 2679 01:56:13,560 --> 01:56:14,300 Thanks for the tip 2680 01:56:14,300 --> 01:56:15,200 Fuck you 2681 01:56:15,200 --> 01:56:16,420 Elephant man 2682 01:56:16,420 --> 01:56:17,280 Thank you very much 2683 01:56:17,280 --> 01:56:18,520 And Gary the bastard 2684 01:56:18,520 --> 01:56:19,720 Thank you very much there 2685 01:56:19,720 --> 01:56:24,120 Yeah thanks very much there 2686 01:56:24,120 --> 01:56:27,060 Just gonna swig another sip of the fucking demon juice 2687 01:56:27,060 --> 01:56:38,240 My wife and I are on the brink of divorce 2688 01:56:38,240 --> 01:56:41,280 Over what order tonight to get from the takeaway 2689 01:56:41,280 --> 01:56:43,240 She fancies something from our Indian 2690 01:56:43,240 --> 01:56:44,520 Delicious 2691 01:56:44,520 --> 01:56:47,580 Whereas I want something Chinese from Walk and Roll 2692 01:56:47,580 --> 01:56:49,100 Bring an end to the feud please 2693 01:56:49,100 --> 01:56:50,120 What would you choose? 2694 01:56:52,340 --> 01:56:54,000 Maybe just go one and one 2695 01:56:54,000 --> 01:56:54,640 Or mix them 2696 01:56:54,640 --> 01:56:57,480 Have a fucking Indian Chinese night 2697 01:56:57,480 --> 01:56:59,600 And then mix and match 2698 01:56:59,600 --> 01:57:02,980 That's a great idea 2699 01:57:02,980 --> 01:57:06,100 Genuinely think you should have an Indian Chinese night 2700 01:57:06,100 --> 01:57:08,640 So first off was the beetle 2701 01:57:08,640 --> 01:57:11,160 And then 2702 01:57:11,160 --> 01:57:12,340 The footsteps 2703 01:57:12,340 --> 01:57:14,500 Went over here 2704 01:57:14,500 --> 01:57:16,360 To 2705 01:57:16,360 --> 01:57:19,200 To 2706 01:57:19,200 --> 01:57:22,120 A fucking 2707 01:57:22,120 --> 01:57:23,280 Goat skull 2708 01:57:23,280 --> 01:57:23,820 So we've 2709 01:57:23,820 --> 01:57:25,340 Beetle 2710 01:57:25,340 --> 01:57:27,000 Goat skull 2711 01:57:27,000 --> 01:57:30,960 Beetle 2712 01:57:30,960 --> 01:57:32,780 Goat skull 2713 01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:36,220 And 2714 01:57:36,220 --> 01:57:38,340 Fucking alligator 2715 01:57:38,340 --> 01:57:40,240 Or whatever that is 2716 01:57:40,240 --> 01:57:41,780 So beetle 2717 01:57:41,780 --> 01:57:43,440 That's your beetle right there 2718 01:57:43,440 --> 01:57:45,120 Goat skull 2719 01:57:45,120 --> 01:57:46,780 That's us 2720 01:57:46,780 --> 01:57:48,940 And then 2721 01:57:48,940 --> 01:57:51,360 Oh 2722 01:57:51,360 --> 01:57:55,080 What was that 2723 01:57:55,080 --> 01:57:55,860 I chose beetle 2724 01:57:55,860 --> 01:57:56,520 The first time 2725 01:57:56,520 --> 01:57:58,900 Unless there was two beetles on it 2726 01:57:58,900 --> 01:58:04,780 Lovely stuff 2727 01:58:04,780 --> 01:58:07,340 See how much toilet paper is left in the house 2728 01:58:07,340 --> 01:58:08,940 That should help decide which one 2729 01:58:08,940 --> 01:58:10,360 Get four curries from Lana 2730 01:58:10,360 --> 01:58:12,220 He walked onto the skull 2731 01:58:12,220 --> 01:58:13,800 Four in one with Vindaloo 2732 01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:16,600 Rogan Josh Chow mein. 2733 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:35,600 What do you want? Oh, that's not good. The palisade is waiting to be the amber. So that's the amber. That looks like something Wesker would want. Wesker's amber. 2734 01:58:45,600 --> 01:59:13,200 Indiana bones. Thank you very much for the takeaway tip there. Very, very kind of you. And the elephant man. John Merrick. Thanks very much. It's a damn shame. It's a damn shame. Great cutscene. 2735 01:59:14,600 --> 01:59:24,880 Fucking great cutscene. 2736 01:59:43,600 --> 01:59:53,880 26 tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight. And now we have cruel hands. 2737 01:59:53,880 --> 02:00:04,160 A man with lobsters for hands. A real lobster box of a man. 2738 02:00:04,160 --> 02:00:17,440 Not like this. Spare me. I'll be fine. You got another promise to keep. All right. I got another promise to keep. You're infected. 2739 02:00:17,440 --> 02:00:43,720 Am I getting the best. The best. The best. The best. The best of cruel. And that's the chapter end. We really, really took control there. And I believe sent ripple waves of spook out into the fucking ether. And people are now probably responding. I'd say at this moment in time, maybe. Yeah. Guinness have probably been alerted to something. Let's just say something big is happening. 2740 02:00:43,720 --> 02:00:54,000 And they're probably watching. They're probably watching. They're going to be probably coming around later on when we do it. Finally, Tom. 2741 02:00:54,000 --> 02:01:22,760 Tom. A lot of monster energy drank. A lot of San Celestino drank. A lot of San Celestino still left. But it is time. That that that does that can't all just stay here. It does have to go into the sewers. So this music is going to play us out into the toilet break. 2742 02:01:22,760 --> 02:01:42,780 And I'm also going to do a little bit of interpretive dance that conveys the pain that we've all been collectively feeling in the earth as good, upstanding humans this last month or two in the face of total adversity. In a piece I like to call the last couple of months feelings. 2743 02:01:42,780 --> 02:02:05,840 Off for a piece. 2744 02:02:05,840 --> 02:02:35,820 We'll be right back. 2745 02:02:35,820 --> 02:03:05,800 We'll be right back. 2746 02:03:05,800 --> 02:03:35,780 We'll be right back. 2747 02:03:35,780 --> 02:04:05,760 We'll be right back. 2748 02:04:05,760 --> 02:04:13,940 You were saying, Tom, it was going to get worse and worse and there might even be chance of a fucking nuclear bomb going off in the Middle East. 2749 02:04:14,360 --> 02:04:15,360 It hasn't happened. 2750 02:04:16,760 --> 02:04:19,020 It hasn't happened. Thank God. 2751 02:04:19,020 --> 02:04:21,400 That was my prophecy. 2752 02:04:22,020 --> 02:04:40,920 I actually thought that what was going on was that they were luring the Israelis into Gaza and then they were going to fucking go absolutely chaotic and explode some kind of dirty bomb or dirty device to really get them while they were inside the oven, so to speak. 2753 02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:47,880 Well, it's a high pressure environment and like you wouldn't really fucking know. 2754 02:04:48,080 --> 02:04:49,440 But I mean, why would they do that? 2755 02:04:49,440 --> 02:04:52,000 Because it would be like they killed themselves as well. 2756 02:04:52,800 --> 02:04:57,080 Yeah, well, I thought that they were actually they don't care about that. 2757 02:04:57,180 --> 02:05:09,560 I thought they wanted to make a message or send a message by not only nuking the IDF forces that were coming in, but nuking themselves as well in some kind of show of martyrdom. 2758 02:05:10,100 --> 02:05:14,580 That's what I thought would happen, but that was an imaginative flight of fancy. 2759 02:05:15,320 --> 02:05:18,400 And we don't actually know where it's going to go next. 2760 02:05:18,540 --> 02:05:20,340 And you don't look like you know where you're going next. 2761 02:05:20,360 --> 02:05:21,740 You're running around in circles as well. 2762 02:05:23,320 --> 02:05:23,720 Yeah. 2763 02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:25,100 Well, she's lucky. 2764 02:05:25,180 --> 02:05:26,640 She's got she's seen something here. 2765 02:05:29,820 --> 02:05:34,680 I'm not particularly sure whether or not we're meant to go this way, though, but I mean, she's telling us to. 2766 02:05:35,920 --> 02:05:37,040 Tracking mode is on. 2767 02:05:37,600 --> 02:05:39,600 We're tracking these footprints, these footsteps. 2768 02:05:39,600 --> 02:05:39,740 Yes. 2769 02:05:40,740 --> 02:05:41,220 Yes. 2770 02:05:42,240 --> 02:05:42,980 I tell you. 2771 02:05:43,700 --> 02:05:44,620 Yes, he must have. 2772 02:05:44,860 --> 02:05:49,020 We've got some great, great intuitive behavior going on with the player here. 2773 02:05:49,600 --> 02:05:51,800 We can see exactly where we're meant to go. 2774 02:05:52,940 --> 02:05:53,680 That's dropped down. 2775 02:05:54,560 --> 02:05:56,660 Drop D tuning on the guitar there. 2776 02:05:57,600 --> 02:06:01,220 And then we can see that two handprints there. 2777 02:06:02,300 --> 02:06:06,980 Either someone was climbing or someone was doing something to someone there. 2778 02:06:07,740 --> 02:06:08,500 Not sure. 2779 02:06:08,700 --> 02:06:09,980 This door is open, though. 2780 02:06:13,580 --> 02:06:16,440 And now we have the Chronicles of Pursuit. 2781 02:06:16,720 --> 02:06:17,120 Torn. 2782 02:06:17,920 --> 02:06:18,440 December. 2783 02:06:19,100 --> 02:06:20,840 Eight years since my awakening. 2784 02:06:21,460 --> 02:06:26,360 I am at a loss in my endeavors to combine man with insect. 2785 02:06:27,420 --> 02:06:29,580 Their fusion is not coming to fruition. 2786 02:06:29,880 --> 02:06:31,820 And my patience wears thin. 2787 02:06:32,200 --> 02:06:33,200 Day of the Shiffey. 2788 02:06:33,300 --> 02:06:34,520 Thank you very much for the tip. 2789 02:06:34,520 --> 02:06:37,520 The housekeeper has long suffered. 2790 02:06:37,520 --> 02:06:42,020 And I confess my hair stands on end when I hear her screams of anguish. 2791 02:06:42,960 --> 02:06:44,840 Will I ever achieve perfection? 2792 02:06:45,880 --> 02:06:47,340 Spital is coming out there. 2793 02:06:48,340 --> 02:06:49,800 I have two choices, right? 2794 02:06:50,240 --> 02:06:52,360 The first is to continue with my current method. 2795 02:06:52,620 --> 02:06:54,300 The second, nothing but in... 2796 02:06:54,300 --> 02:06:55,560 Sorry. 2797 02:06:56,600 --> 02:06:59,080 The first is to continue with my current method. 2798 02:06:59,200 --> 02:07:04,660 To change nothing, but instead widen my search for compatible insect components. 2799 02:07:05,060 --> 02:07:07,580 The second is more callous, more immoral. 2800 02:07:08,760 --> 02:07:11,540 Adding yet another completely different organism. 2801 02:07:12,280 --> 02:07:15,680 If done poorly, the latter choice will likely lead to failure. 2802 02:07:16,720 --> 02:07:20,880 But I fear I shall not break this deadlock if I do not adjust my current methods. 2803 02:07:21,920 --> 02:07:26,020 The housekeeper will break if things continue on as they are now. 2804 02:07:26,080 --> 02:07:27,540 I must decide what to do now. 2805 02:07:27,880 --> 02:07:29,200 His humble servant. 2806 02:07:29,920 --> 02:07:34,120 Isidro Uriarte Talavera. 2807 02:07:35,000 --> 02:07:36,640 Would you ever believe it, Tom? 2808 02:07:39,260 --> 02:07:40,600 I would not believe it. 2809 02:07:40,960 --> 02:07:43,500 But I'm having to believe it. 2810 02:07:43,580 --> 02:07:44,440 Let's just put it that way. 2811 02:07:44,860 --> 02:07:46,900 Considering that that is actually what's going on. 2812 02:07:50,080 --> 02:07:52,320 Lovsaf could not have said it better myself. 2813 02:07:53,900 --> 02:07:57,660 As we climb another beautiful wooden ladder. 2814 02:07:58,520 --> 02:08:00,960 And smash a pile of boxes here as well. 2815 02:08:01,080 --> 02:08:03,200 It looks like there's some sort of door puzzle. 2816 02:08:03,820 --> 02:08:07,280 Which is very exciting and pace setting. 2817 02:08:08,140 --> 02:08:11,360 Great to have to go through a rake of fucking doors and do different puzzles. 2818 02:08:11,360 --> 02:08:14,240 In order to achieve our future objectives. 2819 02:08:14,680 --> 02:08:16,780 That is speed running glory. 2820 02:08:19,140 --> 02:08:20,400 Maybe not down there. 2821 02:08:21,020 --> 02:08:21,860 Spice mongrel. 2822 02:08:21,940 --> 02:08:23,140 Thank you very much for the tip. 2823 02:08:23,140 --> 02:08:26,100 Maybe not do... 2824 02:08:26,100 --> 02:08:26,640 Wait a sec. 2825 02:08:26,720 --> 02:08:28,180 Do I go down there? 2826 02:08:30,460 --> 02:08:31,520 That door isn't open. 2827 02:08:31,600 --> 02:08:31,720 No. 2828 02:08:31,900 --> 02:08:36,440 So I go down here and then maybe open a fucking door from... 2829 02:08:36,440 --> 02:08:38,100 I can hear a few coquedlos. 2830 02:08:38,640 --> 02:08:39,120 Stone him. 2831 02:08:39,200 --> 02:08:40,280 Thank you very much there. 2832 02:08:40,860 --> 02:08:41,760 Thoughts on Fraj? 2833 02:08:41,820 --> 02:08:42,480 I'm a celeb. 2834 02:08:42,880 --> 02:08:43,240 Stone him. 2835 02:08:43,280 --> 02:08:43,780 Thanks for the tip. 2836 02:08:44,200 --> 02:08:48,620 I was asked that question about 20 minutes ago. 2837 02:08:48,620 --> 02:08:51,580 And I answered it fully and frankly. 2838 02:08:51,580 --> 02:08:52,100 I think. 2839 02:08:53,320 --> 02:08:55,400 But I'll reiterate the gist. 2840 02:08:56,000 --> 02:08:57,000 Which was... 2841 02:08:57,000 --> 02:08:58,140 I didn't see it. 2842 02:08:59,500 --> 02:09:00,060 But... 2843 02:09:00,060 --> 02:09:00,500 Fuck! 2844 02:09:01,780 --> 02:09:03,880 And my thoughts are... 2845 02:09:03,880 --> 02:09:05,460 That was a hell of a lot of money. 2846 02:09:05,700 --> 02:09:07,140 To give to someone. 2847 02:09:07,620 --> 02:09:09,620 To eat a pair of kangaroos bollocks. 2848 02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:12,340 Maybe probably the highest paid. 2849 02:09:12,380 --> 02:09:12,640 Was he? 2850 02:09:13,060 --> 02:09:13,500 Ever. 2851 02:09:13,700 --> 02:09:14,400 I'm not sure. 2852 02:09:15,700 --> 02:09:18,720 I'm still surprised that that fucking show is on anymore. 2853 02:09:18,900 --> 02:09:19,660 If we... 2854 02:09:19,660 --> 02:09:21,140 Is there not better stuff? 2855 02:09:21,780 --> 02:09:24,100 Have they not come up with a better fucking idea? 2856 02:09:24,100 --> 02:09:31,100 I think my brain though... 2857 02:09:32,820 --> 02:09:33,500 I... 2858 02:09:33,500 --> 02:09:33,960 I... 2859 02:09:33,960 --> 02:09:34,060 I... 2860 02:09:34,060 --> 02:09:36,320 I think the people who watch that. 2861 02:09:36,400 --> 02:09:38,120 Maybe have never played this. 2862 02:09:38,460 --> 02:09:38,740 Do you know? 2863 02:09:39,200 --> 02:09:41,100 People who watch that have never... 2864 02:09:42,680 --> 02:09:43,100 They... 2865 02:09:43,100 --> 02:09:47,220 They're just operating on a different level of entertainment. 2866 02:09:49,400 --> 02:09:52,300 Or maybe their souls are fucking... 2867 02:09:52,300 --> 02:09:53,420 Have been sapped. 2868 02:09:53,800 --> 02:09:54,260 Or something. 2869 02:09:54,480 --> 02:09:55,000 And... 2870 02:09:55,000 --> 02:09:56,420 It's just kind of... 2871 02:09:56,420 --> 02:09:57,820 Accepting... 2872 02:09:57,820 --> 02:09:59,040 The fucking show. 2873 02:09:59,180 --> 02:09:59,900 And then watching it. 2874 02:10:00,700 --> 02:10:01,360 I don't know. 2875 02:10:01,520 --> 02:10:02,620 I'm not saying I'm above it. 2876 02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:04,160 I'm not trying to fucking say I'm above it. 2877 02:10:04,180 --> 02:10:05,540 I'm just saying my... 2878 02:10:05,540 --> 02:10:05,900 I've... 2879 02:10:05,900 --> 02:10:07,180 I've grown up... 2880 02:10:07,180 --> 02:10:08,600 Fucking playing this sort of stuff. 2881 02:10:09,000 --> 02:10:10,780 And this is pure entertainment for me. 2882 02:10:10,860 --> 02:10:11,800 It doesn't really... 2883 02:10:12,940 --> 02:10:13,540 Compare. 2884 02:10:13,960 --> 02:10:14,240 Do you know? 2885 02:10:14,580 --> 02:10:16,580 So I'm always gonna be ruined... 2886 02:10:16,580 --> 02:10:17,860 For looking at that sort of stuff. 2887 02:10:18,580 --> 02:10:19,140 It's not gonna... 2888 02:10:19,140 --> 02:10:20,140 It's not gonna do it for me. 2889 02:10:22,540 --> 02:10:23,140 Or... 2890 02:10:23,140 --> 02:10:25,980 It's been going for 20 years and it's the same shit. 2891 02:10:26,280 --> 02:10:28,460 Just put a bullet in it and come up with something new. 2892 02:10:29,180 --> 02:10:31,460 I'll watch probably what you make that's new then, you know? 2893 02:10:31,840 --> 02:10:33,320 Talking to ITV here. 2894 02:10:35,320 --> 02:10:35,640 Ada. 2895 02:10:36,180 --> 02:10:37,980 I hope it's you reading this. 2896 02:10:38,100 --> 02:10:38,760 Says Lewis. 2897 02:10:39,760 --> 02:10:40,000 I'm... 2898 02:10:40,000 --> 02:10:42,080 I'm going to the mine tunnels... 2899 02:10:42,080 --> 02:10:44,560 To try and regroup with Leon. 2900 02:10:45,080 --> 02:10:46,800 I overheard Ramon. 2901 02:10:47,560 --> 02:10:48,820 On the castle intercom. 2902 02:10:49,320 --> 02:10:52,180 It's funny how the castle has a fucking intercom built in as well. 2903 02:10:52,220 --> 02:10:53,540 A little bit of electricity. 2904 02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:55,560 A little bit of new age enlightenment. 2905 02:10:56,700 --> 02:10:58,080 Added to the fucking... 2906 02:10:59,080 --> 02:11:00,840 Ancient mystique of the castle. 2907 02:11:01,360 --> 02:11:04,200 Although electricity came long after the enlightenment. 2908 02:11:05,320 --> 02:11:06,100 Who knows? 2909 02:11:06,740 --> 02:11:08,680 It would have been great to have been there the... 2910 02:11:08,680 --> 02:11:10,420 The day it was discovered, you know? 2911 02:11:11,420 --> 02:11:12,100 Um... 2912 02:11:12,100 --> 02:11:14,580 Harnessing the power of electrical fields. 2913 02:11:15,480 --> 02:11:16,540 What was that like? 2914 02:11:16,920 --> 02:11:18,000 How did that go down? 2915 02:11:19,280 --> 02:11:19,680 And, uh... 2916 02:11:20,680 --> 02:11:21,820 What was that like? 2917 02:11:22,040 --> 02:11:23,420 Basically is what I'm thinking of. 2918 02:11:23,860 --> 02:11:25,000 Thomas Edison, was it? 2919 02:11:25,320 --> 02:11:26,100 The old light bulb. 2920 02:11:28,660 --> 02:11:30,640 I know he didn't invent electricity. 2921 02:11:31,260 --> 02:11:32,180 I'll tell you who did, though. 2922 02:11:32,760 --> 02:11:33,180 God. 2923 02:11:34,660 --> 02:11:35,420 Or did he? 2924 02:11:36,620 --> 02:11:37,800 Or is even God a he? 2925 02:11:38,220 --> 02:11:40,240 Or is even God a fucking thing? 2926 02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:42,820 Crazy. 2927 02:11:42,980 --> 02:11:44,100 Let's get back to the... 2928 02:11:44,100 --> 02:11:46,040 The conversation we had earlier on, Tom. 2929 02:11:47,500 --> 02:11:49,580 What about where it all began and where we're going? 2930 02:11:49,580 --> 02:11:52,580 You know... 2931 02:11:52,580 --> 02:11:53,680 You know it's true. 2932 02:11:54,080 --> 02:11:55,000 You know it's true. 2933 02:11:56,500 --> 02:11:57,160 Yeah, well, we... 2934 02:11:57,160 --> 02:11:57,480 We... 2935 02:11:57,480 --> 02:11:58,880 We squared that circle. 2936 02:12:00,920 --> 02:12:02,040 What was the conclusion? 2937 02:12:03,100 --> 02:12:03,860 We don't know. 2938 02:12:05,480 --> 02:12:06,180 Very good. 2939 02:12:06,440 --> 02:12:06,920 Very good. 2940 02:12:08,000 --> 02:12:08,760 Let's keep going. 2941 02:12:09,280 --> 02:12:11,040 He really knows his way around this place. 2942 02:12:12,140 --> 02:12:12,820 Spray paint. 2943 02:12:12,820 --> 02:12:14,820 Someone's been doing a bit of fucking graffiti here. 2944 02:12:15,840 --> 02:12:17,240 So, we'll go down there. 2945 02:12:17,440 --> 02:12:18,800 Follow the red marks. 2946 02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:31,020 It might have been God that invented electricity. 2947 02:12:31,160 --> 02:12:31,740 I'm not sure. 2948 02:12:31,900 --> 02:12:33,360 It could have been your man, 2949 02:12:34,120 --> 02:12:35,240 Joseph Tesla. 2950 02:12:37,920 --> 02:12:40,060 Or it could have been Joseph the Carpenter. 2951 02:12:40,980 --> 02:12:41,720 A.K.A. 2952 02:12:42,360 --> 02:12:43,820 Jesus' Owl Lad. 2953 02:12:45,420 --> 02:12:46,320 You reckon... 2954 02:12:46,320 --> 02:12:48,680 Joseph really was Jesus' dad. 2955 02:12:49,580 --> 02:12:50,520 And, uh... 2956 02:12:52,200 --> 02:12:53,600 Mary just, like... 2957 02:12:53,600 --> 02:12:54,980 Might have had a fucking dream. 2958 02:12:55,300 --> 02:12:55,520 And then... 2959 02:12:57,100 --> 02:12:58,980 There was an angel visiting her. 2960 02:12:59,140 --> 02:12:59,720 And then... 2961 02:12:59,720 --> 02:13:00,720 It all... 2962 02:13:00,720 --> 02:13:01,520 One lie... 2963 02:13:01,520 --> 02:13:04,620 Not a lie, but one misunderstanding came after another one. 2964 02:13:04,700 --> 02:13:05,160 And then... 2965 02:13:05,160 --> 02:13:06,520 Before you know it... 2966 02:13:07,280 --> 02:13:08,880 A whole religion had started. 2967 02:13:08,880 --> 02:13:09,020 It. 2968 02:13:09,020 --> 02:13:09,060 It. 2969 02:13:09,060 --> 02:13:13,320 Crazy. 2970 02:13:13,580 --> 02:13:14,680 Crazy when you think about it. 2971 02:13:14,720 --> 02:13:15,160 And what... 2972 02:13:15,160 --> 02:13:18,220 What even became of fucking Mary and Joseph after that thing? 2973 02:13:18,280 --> 02:13:22,160 Because they were kind of outshined and forgotten about once Jesus hit the scene. 2974 02:13:23,000 --> 02:13:26,260 Once Jesus hit the streets, it was over for those guys. 2975 02:13:26,420 --> 02:13:26,680 Do you know? 2976 02:13:27,820 --> 02:13:28,420 Also... 2977 02:13:28,420 --> 02:13:33,840 Did they kick the bucket before Jesus apparently kicked the bucket? 2978 02:13:34,180 --> 02:13:34,920 We don't know. 2979 02:13:35,380 --> 02:13:36,120 Cooked by God. 2980 02:13:36,160 --> 02:13:36,900 Thank you very much. 2981 02:13:36,980 --> 02:13:37,520 A nest. 2982 02:13:38,520 --> 02:13:40,400 Hope it's not a sign of things to come. 2983 02:13:40,660 --> 02:13:42,580 They fell off for real, for real. 2984 02:13:43,680 --> 02:13:46,100 Mary had a bit of a naughty streak. 2985 02:13:47,040 --> 02:13:48,500 She really likes the limelight. 2986 02:13:50,380 --> 02:13:53,200 Electricity was created by Tommy Schlug. 2987 02:13:53,340 --> 02:13:56,300 It was originally called Lightning in a Bottle. 2988 02:13:56,840 --> 02:13:58,700 Well, I don't know what you think about that, Tom. 2989 02:13:58,740 --> 02:14:00,880 That's a message that just came through on the pipeline there. 2990 02:14:03,660 --> 02:14:04,920 Very, very funny. 2991 02:14:05,820 --> 02:14:07,940 But I have to admit, hold my hands up. 2992 02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:10,400 I didn't invent electricity. 2993 02:14:10,720 --> 02:14:11,520 That wasn't me. 2994 02:14:12,180 --> 02:14:13,060 But thanks very much. 2995 02:14:13,120 --> 02:14:13,720 Very... 2996 02:14:13,720 --> 02:14:15,780 It's flattering to think that somebody thought that, though. 2997 02:14:17,220 --> 02:14:18,740 Flattering to think somebody thought that. 2998 02:14:19,280 --> 02:14:19,680 Good. 2999 02:14:19,680 --> 02:14:21,540 Lovely. 3000 02:14:22,860 --> 02:14:23,860 One in the abdomen. 3001 02:14:25,300 --> 02:14:26,140 One in the... 3002 02:14:26,140 --> 02:14:26,820 One in the head. 3003 02:14:27,600 --> 02:14:28,440 And now... 3004 02:14:28,440 --> 02:14:29,080 One in the chest. 3005 02:14:29,180 --> 02:14:29,800 Close range. 3006 02:14:29,960 --> 02:14:30,480 One in the arm. 3007 02:14:30,800 --> 02:14:31,660 One in the chest again. 3008 02:14:32,660 --> 02:14:33,220 Chest ball. 3009 02:14:33,920 --> 02:14:34,220 Now. 3010 02:14:34,980 --> 02:14:35,420 Watch out. 3011 02:14:35,480 --> 02:14:36,100 This fucker is gonna... 3012 02:14:36,100 --> 02:14:41,360 He's gone. 3013 02:14:41,700 --> 02:14:42,720 He's fucking done. 3014 02:14:43,120 --> 02:14:44,940 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 3015 02:14:46,540 --> 02:14:47,460 That's another one. 3016 02:14:47,540 --> 02:14:48,180 One for the... 3017 02:14:48,180 --> 02:14:49,120 That's one for the ages. 3018 02:14:49,120 --> 02:14:51,700 Stick that one in the gallery. 3019 02:14:52,380 --> 02:14:53,820 Charge fuckers to come and see it. 3020 02:14:55,960 --> 02:14:56,480 Wow. 3021 02:14:58,220 --> 02:15:00,900 Somebody woke up on the wrong side of breakfast this morning. 3022 02:15:02,860 --> 02:15:07,400 I think the phrase, Tom, is somebody woke up on the wrong side of bed. 3023 02:15:09,700 --> 02:15:10,620 What did I say? 3024 02:15:12,260 --> 02:15:14,440 The wrong side of breakfast. 3025 02:15:14,640 --> 02:15:16,460 It really was the wrong thing to say. 3026 02:15:16,520 --> 02:15:17,680 Thanks very much, Dermot. 3027 02:15:18,500 --> 02:15:19,000 Connelly. 3028 02:15:19,000 --> 02:15:31,820 I will not allow the angel of the lanes to tip me not say thank you for it. 3029 02:15:32,240 --> 02:15:33,640 Thank you very much there. 3030 02:15:34,680 --> 02:15:36,960 Do you know, it's just happened again. 3031 02:15:37,500 --> 02:15:45,140 The sensation you get when they say, oh, that's one of the fucking cells in your ears dying and you'll never hear that frequency again. 3032 02:15:45,780 --> 02:15:50,260 I seem to be getting that on a much more regular basis these days. 3033 02:15:50,480 --> 02:15:51,480 I don't know why. 3034 02:15:52,440 --> 02:15:53,120 I've tried to... 3035 02:15:53,120 --> 02:15:55,680 A number of different ways of remedying it. 3036 02:15:55,760 --> 02:16:00,020 Like getting more sleep or drinking more water or fucking, you know. 3037 02:16:00,720 --> 02:16:01,820 Just different things. 3038 02:16:01,920 --> 02:16:02,720 It's still happening. 3039 02:16:03,020 --> 02:16:03,300 And I... 3040 02:16:03,300 --> 02:16:04,040 But I'm not... 3041 02:16:04,040 --> 02:16:05,100 I don't feel deaf. 3042 02:16:06,540 --> 02:16:07,140 Do you know? 3043 02:16:07,700 --> 02:16:08,860 But I'm getting that a lot. 3044 02:16:09,020 --> 02:16:12,760 Could it be something to do with blood pressure or fucking something else? 3045 02:16:12,860 --> 02:16:14,300 Are there anybody... 3046 02:16:14,300 --> 02:16:16,340 I've done the Googling. 3047 02:16:16,980 --> 02:16:18,920 I've exhausted that. 3048 02:16:19,120 --> 02:16:21,580 I've found out I have every ailment under the sun. 3049 02:16:22,200 --> 02:16:24,660 And I'm possibly on the fucking way out. 3050 02:16:25,040 --> 02:16:28,900 But I'm willing to throw the dice into the chat of this stream. 3051 02:16:29,440 --> 02:16:33,020 To really pinpoint what's wrong with me in a medical way. 3052 02:16:33,020 --> 02:16:36,620 I know there's a lot of highly esteemed professionals out there. 3053 02:16:37,440 --> 02:16:38,400 Maybe you can tell me, guys. 3054 02:16:39,900 --> 02:16:41,600 Maybe Aaron Flood or Liam Rogers. 3055 02:16:42,520 --> 02:16:43,200 Great stuff. 3056 02:16:43,760 --> 02:16:45,760 Mr. Rogers is back in town. 3057 02:16:46,860 --> 02:16:50,880 And this time he's deviating from the Resident Evil tips, hints and tricks. 3058 02:16:51,480 --> 02:16:55,020 And now he's delving into the realm of medicine. 3059 02:16:55,980 --> 02:16:59,220 And he recommends Flat 7 Up. 3060 02:17:00,320 --> 02:17:01,960 And it will sort everything out. 3061 02:17:01,960 --> 02:17:02,820 That's great news. 3062 02:17:03,260 --> 02:17:05,480 And thanks very much, Mr. Rogers. 3063 02:17:06,040 --> 02:17:07,500 Or as you're known in French. 3064 02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:11,340 Monsieur Roger. 3065 02:17:12,420 --> 02:17:19,240 Because the S, I don't believe they would say the S in French if they did fucking say that. 3066 02:17:20,000 --> 02:17:21,500 Plus, you're out in Brussels. 3067 02:17:22,380 --> 02:17:24,400 I wonder what language you're speaking there. 3068 02:17:24,400 --> 02:17:26,300 Because they have a few ones going, don't they? 3069 02:17:27,880 --> 02:17:29,280 Tina Titwag. 3070 02:17:29,500 --> 02:17:30,840 Thank you very much for the tip. 3071 02:17:31,020 --> 02:17:32,200 And Harry Gannon. 3072 02:17:32,360 --> 02:17:33,040 Thank you very much. 3073 02:17:33,100 --> 02:17:33,840 Thanks for coming back. 3074 02:17:34,080 --> 02:17:35,400 Before the year's end. 3075 02:17:35,480 --> 02:17:36,420 The Angel of the Lies. 3076 02:17:37,120 --> 02:17:38,240 We don't know enough. 3077 02:17:38,360 --> 02:17:40,360 But that shouldn't stop us from guessing, you say. 3078 02:17:40,460 --> 02:17:41,280 That's fucking brilliant. 3079 02:17:42,760 --> 02:17:43,660 Dermot Connolly. 3080 02:17:43,900 --> 02:17:46,880 Tom, are you doing a bus for Ramestein next summer? 3081 02:17:47,080 --> 02:17:50,300 I'll be fucked if I'm paying for a labba in Dublin. 3082 02:17:52,140 --> 02:17:53,480 Well, I'm doing a... 3083 02:17:53,480 --> 02:17:56,000 I might be doing a bus, but I'm not doing a fucking labba service. 3084 02:17:56,160 --> 02:17:56,680 Like, it's not... 3085 02:17:56,680 --> 02:17:57,980 There's no beds on the fucking thing. 3086 02:17:58,860 --> 02:18:03,060 I think he meant that he wants to sleep in his own cot at the end of the night. 3087 02:18:03,140 --> 02:18:08,200 He's not fucking shelling out chaos prices on booking.com for a night in Dublin. 3088 02:18:09,520 --> 02:18:10,980 Fucking insane prices. 3089 02:18:12,660 --> 02:18:14,160 Well, no, I'll do a bus. 3090 02:18:14,780 --> 02:18:16,380 I believe Schlipnacht are playing as well. 3091 02:18:16,440 --> 02:18:17,820 I might be doing a bus for them as well. 3092 02:18:18,280 --> 02:18:19,660 But, uh... 3093 02:18:19,660 --> 02:18:20,340 Rammestein. 3094 02:18:20,440 --> 02:18:20,960 Ich will. 3095 02:18:21,660 --> 02:18:24,300 To answer your question, will I be doing a bus for Rammestein? 3096 02:18:25,300 --> 02:18:25,960 Ich will. 3097 02:18:25,960 --> 02:18:27,900 Which is German for I will, yeah. 3098 02:18:27,900 --> 02:18:30,960 Not too sure about that. 3099 02:18:31,560 --> 02:18:37,160 Maybe there are any Jerrys in the chat that might be able to enlighten us as to what that would be. 3100 02:18:37,740 --> 02:18:38,660 Will I be. 3101 02:18:39,340 --> 02:18:40,840 Will I be. 3102 02:18:41,520 --> 02:18:47,740 For many years, the existence of the waterway beneath the castle was forgotten. 3103 02:18:48,540 --> 02:18:53,300 According to our records, it was built by third generation consoles. 3104 02:18:53,300 --> 02:18:56,320 Such as the SNES. 3105 02:18:58,240 --> 02:18:59,420 And to a further extent. 3106 02:18:59,600 --> 02:19:01,120 Or was the third generation the PlayStation? 3107 02:19:01,260 --> 02:19:01,600 I'm not sure. 3108 02:19:01,860 --> 02:19:07,840 According to our records, it was built by third generation Count Gregorio, the architect. 3109 02:19:08,060 --> 02:19:10,860 Now, the reason for its construction is unclear. 3110 02:19:11,200 --> 02:19:18,600 But it may have been something to do with containing the deadly insects that plagued his predecessor, Count Hippolito. 3111 02:19:19,660 --> 02:19:23,560 Water is, after all, a symbol of purity for the Salazar family. 3112 02:19:23,900 --> 02:19:29,800 Now, Gregorio's waterway was rediscovered during the excavation of the underground tunnel the other day. 3113 02:19:30,800 --> 02:19:33,440 Under the orders of the 8th General Count Roman. 3114 02:19:34,440 --> 02:19:37,060 It's an elaborate, beautiful architecture piece. 3115 02:19:37,240 --> 02:19:41,140 It's just one of the examples of Gregorio's iconic work. 3116 02:19:41,600 --> 02:19:42,160 Gregorio. 3117 02:19:42,660 --> 02:19:45,900 What if we can get a fucking effect for that going as well? 3118 02:19:50,240 --> 02:19:53,860 I am Gregorio. 3119 02:19:56,380 --> 02:19:57,020 Gregorio. 3120 02:19:58,540 --> 02:19:59,100 Gregorio. 3121 02:19:59,100 --> 02:20:01,200 Gregorio. 3122 02:20:02,560 --> 02:20:03,280 Gregorio. 3123 02:20:04,840 --> 02:20:05,400 Gregorio. 3124 02:20:08,400 --> 02:20:09,480 Back to normal. 3125 02:20:09,720 --> 02:20:12,300 Back to normal voice for the rest of that thing there. 3126 02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:15,140 It was a departure from what we were used to there. 3127 02:20:17,860 --> 02:20:20,100 The elaborate, beautiful architecture 3128 02:20:20,100 --> 02:20:24,680 is just one example of Gregorio's iconic work. 3129 02:20:25,720 --> 02:20:28,200 He redirected the river to flow underground, 3130 02:20:28,420 --> 02:20:31,560 creating both a waterworks and a sewage system. 3131 02:20:31,560 --> 02:20:36,340 can even be used as a water storage facility during times of drought. 3132 02:20:37,340 --> 02:20:39,520 You'd know about it if you ever had it in front of you. 3133 02:20:39,640 --> 02:20:43,320 I dare say you've ever fucking seen a waterway in your life. 3134 02:20:43,940 --> 02:20:45,380 Just adding bits for flavour here. 3135 02:20:47,780 --> 02:20:52,700 construction can only be described as a magnificent feat of architecture for the time. 3136 02:20:53,560 --> 02:20:54,940 where its beauty is wasted. 3137 02:20:54,940 --> 02:20:54,940 But its beauty is wasted. 3138 02:20:54,940 --> 02:20:57,380 on our ruling simpleton. 3139 02:20:58,740 --> 02:21:00,820 The only interest he showed in the place 3140 02:21:00,820 --> 02:21:03,540 was using it as a fucking tool 3141 02:21:03,540 --> 02:21:05,740 to drown those cunts 3142 02:21:05,740 --> 02:21:07,260 who dare oppose 3143 02:21:07,260 --> 02:21:09,500 insolence. 3144 02:21:15,840 --> 02:21:31,560 And that's the end of that Salazar family chronology titled Waterway. 3145 02:21:31,620 --> 02:21:33,260 "I'm ready, done and dusted." 3146 02:21:33,260 --> 02:21:34,940 Jesus Christ. 3147 02:21:36,540 --> 02:21:38,400 Let's save it for fucking no reason. 3148 02:21:38,400 --> 02:21:41,780 We don't even need to save it because we're doing such great work. 3149 02:21:42,260 --> 02:21:43,080 Better than the... 3150 02:21:43,940 --> 02:21:45,760 idiots that made this waterway anyway. 3151 02:21:45,760 --> 02:21:47,640 And you can't go down into the fucking soup. 3152 02:21:47,640 --> 02:21:48,640 We're gonna have to go and... 3153 02:21:50,100 --> 02:21:53,400 pull some fucking lever or press a switch or do something. 3154 02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:55,200 Push a button. 3155 02:21:55,200 --> 02:21:55,440 Press... 3156 02:21:55,440 --> 02:21:56,140 Whoa! 3157 02:21:57,320 --> 02:21:58,000 Seafood. 3158 02:22:04,200 --> 02:22:04,700 What a... 3159 02:22:04,940 --> 02:22:06,700 What a sick fucker. 3160 02:22:06,700 --> 02:22:07,100 That... 3161 02:22:07,100 --> 02:22:09,780 That little exploding seafood monster. 3162 02:22:09,780 --> 02:22:10,280 It's... 3163 02:22:11,620 --> 02:22:12,700 Look at this guy. 3164 02:22:14,660 --> 02:22:15,540 One in the chest. 3165 02:22:15,540 --> 02:22:16,940 A second one in the chest. 3166 02:22:16,940 --> 02:22:18,940 A third one in the chest. 3167 02:22:18,940 --> 02:22:21,840 One in the arm. 3168 02:22:22,200 --> 02:22:23,280 And that's him got... 3169 02:22:23,280 --> 02:22:25,240 And now there's a man with a shield here. 3170 02:22:26,440 --> 02:22:28,020 Really took me by surprise. 3171 02:22:28,020 --> 02:22:28,960 Caught me off guard. 3172 02:22:29,660 --> 02:22:31,240 And now we've got rid of his guard. 3173 02:22:31,240 --> 02:22:32,040 A slash. 3174 02:22:32,040 --> 02:22:32,720 And then a shot. 3175 02:22:32,720 --> 02:22:33,100 And a shot. 3176 02:22:33,100 --> 02:22:33,520 And a shot. 3177 02:22:33,800 --> 02:22:34,840 Tuck his arm off. 3178 02:22:35,200 --> 02:22:38,180 That just goes to show how powerful the Punisher is. 3179 02:22:38,700 --> 02:22:39,680 Punisher by name. 3180 02:22:40,380 --> 02:22:41,580 Punisher by nature. 3181 02:22:42,140 --> 02:22:45,220 Have you ever seen a handgun take a man's arm off? 3182 02:22:46,000 --> 02:22:46,640 Hey, there's... 3183 02:22:46,640 --> 02:22:48,600 He's not even a man, in fairness. 3184 02:22:48,820 --> 02:22:49,960 And look at those... 3185 02:22:49,960 --> 02:22:51,160 Tentacles... 3186 02:22:51,160 --> 02:22:53,460 Of doom coming out of his fucking... 3187 02:22:53,460 --> 02:22:54,440 Shoulder socket. 3188 02:22:54,800 --> 02:22:55,820 Known as the shoulder. 3189 02:22:57,640 --> 02:22:59,040 Let's twist this... 3190 02:22:59,040 --> 02:23:00,940 Thing here and see how it goes. 3191 02:23:05,800 --> 02:23:06,200 Splash. 3192 02:23:06,560 --> 02:23:06,960 Splash. 3193 02:23:07,080 --> 02:23:08,100 I was taken aback. 3194 02:23:08,100 --> 02:23:09,140 You should take care of the water. 3195 02:23:11,320 --> 02:23:12,460 Another gold bar. 3196 02:23:12,560 --> 02:23:13,940 Thank you very much, gold bar. 3197 02:23:14,540 --> 02:23:15,540 Lying about limerick. 3198 02:23:15,600 --> 02:23:16,320 Thank you very much. 3199 02:23:16,760 --> 02:23:20,680 Francis, I get the ringing in my ears from smoking too much hash, you see. 3200 02:23:20,800 --> 02:23:22,220 Is that the best you can come up with? 3201 02:23:22,980 --> 02:23:26,900 Thank you very much there for your kind-hearted and generous... 3202 02:23:26,900 --> 02:23:27,960 Generous tip. 3203 02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:28,900 With... 3204 02:23:28,900 --> 02:23:30,100 An addendum... 3205 02:23:31,100 --> 02:23:32,100 Of text... 3206 02:23:33,100 --> 02:23:34,100 Relating to a previous... 3207 02:23:35,100 --> 02:23:36,400 Gripe and concern. 3208 02:23:37,740 --> 02:23:40,280 Good to know that someone out there is fucking thinking of me. 3209 02:23:42,880 --> 02:23:44,700 Fucker down there with a crossbow. 3210 02:23:44,700 --> 02:23:45,880 It's time to get busy... 3211 02:23:45,880 --> 02:23:48,100 With the punisher again. 3212 02:23:49,880 --> 02:23:51,920 I might take control of the commentary for this one. 3213 02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:55,280 That's one for the Aegis. 3214 02:23:56,520 --> 02:23:58,460 Make sure to send that before the deadline. 3215 02:23:59,640 --> 02:24:00,520 Christmas is here. 3216 02:24:01,880 --> 02:24:02,840 And that's lovely. 3217 02:24:03,160 --> 02:24:04,620 I have another one over there as well. 3218 02:24:06,020 --> 02:24:06,960 Take it away, Tom. 3219 02:24:08,820 --> 02:24:10,220 That's one for the Christmas tree. 3220 02:24:11,680 --> 02:24:13,360 Did you ask Santa for that? 3221 02:24:17,180 --> 02:24:17,940 He's fucked. 3222 02:24:17,940 --> 02:24:21,680 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3223 02:24:21,840 --> 02:24:22,940 Thinking of you. 3224 02:24:23,140 --> 02:24:23,960 That's great stuff. 3225 02:24:24,220 --> 02:24:25,160 Very, very kind of you. 3226 02:24:27,720 --> 02:24:35,200 You know when Stuart Shafé talked about roaming around a virtual environment with your avatar, 3227 02:24:35,620 --> 02:24:38,180 little could he have known, or at least he probably did, 3228 02:24:38,260 --> 02:24:45,260 but how far it would come to the point where it's exactly how he described it, but better. 3229 02:24:45,680 --> 02:24:48,320 You know, the graphics are better, the worlds are bigger. 3230 02:24:48,620 --> 02:24:49,540 Just insane. 3231 02:24:50,280 --> 02:24:57,740 And as sickening as fucking Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook is, 3232 02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:00,120 with his metabolics. 3233 02:25:01,420 --> 02:25:02,600 Metabolic steroids. 3234 02:25:04,600 --> 02:25:08,480 As sickening as all that is, it looks as though it's going to be the reality, 3235 02:25:08,660 --> 02:25:12,960 because if you imagine it, you're born into the world now as it is. 3236 02:25:13,920 --> 02:25:20,020 With no knowledge of how ridiculous all this virtual shite is. 3237 02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:27,980 All you know is that it's cool, it's immersive, it's a sensory, you've hit the sensory jackpot overload machine. 3238 02:25:29,480 --> 02:25:37,800 You know, people are going to go deeper and deeper into a world, a virtual fucking world, 3239 02:25:37,920 --> 02:25:39,400 and we'll all just be sitting at home. 3240 02:25:40,360 --> 02:25:43,640 Sitting at home and plugged into the fucking Zucker matrix. 3241 02:25:44,440 --> 02:25:47,240 Much like we are now, but even better. 3242 02:25:47,660 --> 02:25:48,920 The graphics will be even better. 3243 02:25:49,960 --> 02:25:52,580 And, uh, just like... 3244 02:25:52,580 --> 02:25:54,540 It's going to be like we're all in pods. 3245 02:25:54,980 --> 02:25:56,120 Maybe we're going to be in pods. 3246 02:25:56,220 --> 02:25:58,980 Do you know the way these fucking regenerators in Resident Evil, 3247 02:25:59,080 --> 02:26:00,720 when you first see them, they're all just in pods? 3248 02:26:00,780 --> 02:26:01,460 Or the tyrant. 3249 02:26:01,980 --> 02:26:05,300 They're just like, in a glass case with water in it. 3250 02:26:06,600 --> 02:26:08,020 I think that's where we're going. 3251 02:26:10,000 --> 02:26:10,560 And... 3252 02:26:11,700 --> 02:26:18,240 It could also be a case of, we're going to be in those and live forever. 3253 02:26:18,380 --> 02:26:19,900 You know, the bodies are going to live forever. 3254 02:26:20,280 --> 02:26:25,400 Our carcass is going to be, like, wired up to a mainframe. 3255 02:26:26,120 --> 02:26:27,620 And we will never die. 3256 02:26:28,620 --> 02:26:32,800 But it will be a sickening, sickening world. 3257 02:26:33,820 --> 02:26:35,020 So, I mean... 3258 02:26:35,020 --> 02:26:38,960 I used to get fucking annoyed that I'm not going to see what life is going to be like 3259 02:26:38,960 --> 02:26:42,080 in 100, 200, 1000, a million years' time. 3260 02:26:42,580 --> 02:26:42,960 But... 3261 02:26:43,780 --> 02:26:44,460 Who knows? 3262 02:26:44,560 --> 02:26:45,820 It might not be nice. 3263 02:26:46,120 --> 02:26:48,700 We could actually be living in the greatest of times. 3264 02:26:49,460 --> 02:26:50,220 But we could... 3265 02:26:50,220 --> 02:26:52,640 You know, the people that say that we're living in end times. 3266 02:26:53,920 --> 02:26:55,060 Well, you never know. 3267 02:26:55,360 --> 02:26:57,980 You don't know what you've got until it's gone. 3268 02:26:58,680 --> 02:27:00,560 You pay of paradise to put up a par... 3269 02:27:00,560 --> 02:27:01,620 There's a snake down there. 3270 02:27:02,060 --> 02:27:03,460 Kill that snake down there. 3271 02:27:03,460 --> 02:27:06,860 I'm on it Tom 3272 02:27:06,860 --> 02:27:08,860 I am on it 3273 02:27:08,860 --> 02:27:12,180 Whoa 3274 02:27:12,180 --> 02:27:16,640 Fucking scumbags 3275 02:27:16,640 --> 02:27:22,000 These guys 3276 02:27:22,000 --> 02:27:23,540 They don't let up 3277 02:27:23,540 --> 02:27:24,460 Oh 3278 02:27:24,460 --> 02:27:38,920 Can't fucking see what's going on 3279 02:27:38,920 --> 02:27:39,820 World Wide Web 3280 02:27:39,820 --> 02:27:40,680 How the hell are you 3281 02:27:40,680 --> 02:27:41,320 Thanks for the tip 3282 02:27:41,320 --> 02:27:41,780 I missed you 3283 02:27:41,780 --> 02:27:42,900 Is Tommy's son Declan 3284 02:27:42,900 --> 02:27:44,120 Coming home from Australia 3285 02:27:44,120 --> 02:27:44,800 For Christmas 3286 02:27:44,800 --> 02:27:45,560 Tom 3287 02:27:45,560 --> 02:27:48,640 Oh for fuck's sake 3288 02:27:48,640 --> 02:27:49,580 You should focus on 3289 02:27:49,580 --> 02:27:50,620 Getting the job done 3290 02:27:50,620 --> 02:27:51,700 Instead of this bloody 3291 02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:52,860 Thanking people 3292 02:27:52,860 --> 02:27:53,900 Who have kindly done it 3293 02:27:53,900 --> 02:27:54,760 And sent messages 3294 02:27:54,760 --> 02:27:57,300 I should actually yeah 3295 02:27:57,300 --> 02:27:58,540 I mean no 3296 02:27:58,540 --> 02:27:59,540 I mean what 3297 02:27:59,540 --> 02:28:00,460 I'm confused 3298 02:28:00,460 --> 02:28:01,860 No we should say thanks 3299 02:28:01,860 --> 02:28:03,340 We should yeah 3300 02:28:03,340 --> 02:28:04,600 Thank you very much for the tip 3301 02:28:04,600 --> 02:28:06,560 Tommy's son Declan 3302 02:28:06,560 --> 02:28:06,840 Look 3303 02:28:06,840 --> 02:28:08,400 I'll be talking to Declan 3304 02:28:08,400 --> 02:28:09,020 On Skype 3305 02:28:09,020 --> 02:28:10,020 Maybe at Christmas 3306 02:28:10,020 --> 02:28:10,600 But he's not 3307 02:28:10,600 --> 02:28:11,760 He's not going to be back 3308 02:28:11,760 --> 02:28:13,660 He's too much work on 3309 02:28:13,660 --> 02:28:16,160 That's fine 3310 02:28:16,160 --> 02:28:17,440 Do you know I'm okay with that 3311 02:28:17,440 --> 02:28:19,660 I'll just have dinner on my own 3312 02:28:19,660 --> 02:28:21,120 And do a Skype 3313 02:28:21,120 --> 02:28:22,920 And then maybe watch a bit of TV 3314 02:28:22,920 --> 02:28:23,880 Later on in the evening 3315 02:28:23,880 --> 02:28:26,560 Great stuff 3316 02:28:26,560 --> 02:28:29,120 Let's replay that scene 3317 02:28:29,120 --> 02:28:30,080 But this time 3318 02:28:30,080 --> 02:28:30,760 The outcome 3319 02:28:30,760 --> 02:28:31,860 Will be 3320 02:28:31,860 --> 02:28:33,580 A little bit different 3321 02:28:33,580 --> 02:28:38,920 A Google user 3322 02:28:38,920 --> 02:28:40,060 Thank you very much 3323 02:28:40,060 --> 02:28:41,280 A Google user 3324 02:28:41,280 --> 02:28:43,560 You're not an abuser 3325 02:28:43,560 --> 02:28:45,140 You're an absolute 3326 02:28:45,140 --> 02:28:46,860 Kind hearted 3327 02:28:46,860 --> 02:28:47,960 And beautiful soul 3328 02:28:47,960 --> 02:28:49,460 And thank you very much 3329 02:28:49,460 --> 02:28:50,800 And we've just got a viper 3330 02:28:50,800 --> 02:28:51,860 Ladies and gentlemen 3331 02:28:51,860 --> 02:28:52,460 That snake 3332 02:28:52,460 --> 02:28:54,460 Was nothing short of a viper 3333 02:28:54,460 --> 02:28:56,360 Have a quick look at the 3334 02:28:56,360 --> 02:28:57,700 Map here 3335 02:28:57,700 --> 02:28:59,180 I can't remember where the fuck 3336 02:28:59,180 --> 02:28:59,560 I'm going 3337 02:28:59,560 --> 02:29:02,640 We need 3338 02:29:02,640 --> 02:29:03,560 That's our route 3339 02:29:03,560 --> 02:29:04,640 So we need to be heading 3340 02:29:04,640 --> 02:29:05,280 Yeah okay 3341 02:29:05,280 --> 02:29:06,300 Yeah we're going the right way 3342 02:29:06,300 --> 02:29:06,640 Down here 3343 02:29:06,640 --> 02:29:07,600 We need to 3344 02:29:07,600 --> 02:29:13,140 We need to look out for these 3345 02:29:13,140 --> 02:29:14,480 Klim pipes 3346 02:29:14,480 --> 02:29:19,440 Thank you very much there 3347 02:29:19,440 --> 02:29:20,860 A Google user 3348 02:29:20,860 --> 02:29:23,800 For your kind of 3349 02:29:23,800 --> 02:29:24,320 Generous tip 3350 02:29:24,320 --> 02:29:24,600 You say 3351 02:29:24,600 --> 02:29:25,880 Virtual hash 3352 02:29:25,880 --> 02:29:27,240 For Christmas 3353 02:29:27,240 --> 02:29:28,660 Hashtag 3354 02:29:28,660 --> 02:29:30,600 Thank you very much 3355 02:29:30,600 --> 02:29:31,860 And I want to say 3356 02:29:31,860 --> 02:29:33,700 Extend the Christmas wishes 3357 02:29:33,700 --> 02:29:34,380 Well wishes 3358 02:29:34,380 --> 02:29:35,920 To everybody out there 3359 02:29:35,920 --> 02:29:37,080 In speedrun land 3360 02:29:37,080 --> 02:29:38,560 I know you're watching 3361 02:29:38,560 --> 02:29:40,240 A lot of the fucking 3362 02:29:40,240 --> 02:29:42,000 People who dare to admit it 3363 02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:44,640 Because they don't want to be 3364 02:29:44,640 --> 02:29:46,100 Associated with me 3365 02:29:46,100 --> 02:29:46,860 That's fine 3366 02:29:46,860 --> 02:29:47,860 I understand that 3367 02:29:47,860 --> 02:29:50,040 But I want to say to you 3368 02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:51,220 I hope you have a fucking 3369 02:29:51,220 --> 02:29:52,340 Great Christmas anyway 3370 02:29:52,340 --> 02:29:54,880 And no matter what happens 3371 02:29:54,880 --> 02:29:56,600 I'll always be 3372 02:29:56,600 --> 02:29:58,200 The speedrun 3373 02:29:58,200 --> 02:30:00,800 King 3374 02:30:00,800 --> 02:30:03,300 Of this realm 3375 02:30:03,300 --> 02:30:06,880 Fucking hell 3376 02:30:06,880 --> 02:30:10,560 Hellman province 3377 02:30:10,560 --> 02:30:12,480 Over in fucking Afghanistan 3378 02:30:12,480 --> 02:30:14,500 Don't really hear too much about 3379 02:30:14,500 --> 02:30:15,740 Hellman province nowadays 3380 02:30:15,740 --> 02:30:16,960 It used to be all the rage 3381 02:30:16,960 --> 02:30:18,820 And I've got a velvet blue 3382 02:30:18,820 --> 02:30:20,480 Yep 3383 02:30:20,480 --> 02:30:21,580 It's fallen off 3384 02:30:21,580 --> 02:30:22,040 Big time 3385 02:30:22,040 --> 02:30:22,420 For real 3386 02:30:22,420 --> 02:30:22,820 For real 3387 02:30:22,820 --> 02:30:24,440 And nobody talks about it 3388 02:30:24,440 --> 02:30:26,020 Because nobody's arsed 3389 02:30:26,020 --> 02:30:27,220 Probably because America 3390 02:30:27,220 --> 02:30:29,260 Aren't based there anymore 3391 02:30:29,260 --> 02:30:30,340 They don't have a forward 3392 02:30:30,340 --> 02:30:32,080 Operating base 3393 02:30:32,080 --> 02:30:33,100 There anymore 3394 02:30:33,100 --> 02:30:34,820 It was reconquered 3395 02:30:34,820 --> 02:30:36,420 And recalibrated 3396 02:30:36,420 --> 02:30:38,620 By those crazy boys 3397 02:30:38,620 --> 02:30:39,700 Known as 3398 02:30:39,700 --> 02:30:40,260 The Taliban 3399 02:30:40,260 --> 02:30:43,660 I don't know what the fuck that is 3400 02:30:43,660 --> 02:30:43,840 They're 3401 02:30:43,840 --> 02:30:45,720 Lord of the waterway 3402 02:30:45,720 --> 02:30:48,740 Lovely stuff 3403 02:30:48,740 --> 02:30:50,020 We've managed to get our hands 3404 02:30:50,020 --> 02:30:51,560 On a big fat lord 3405 02:30:51,560 --> 02:30:52,760 Of the waterway 3406 02:30:52,760 --> 02:30:53,880 Not the lord 3407 02:30:53,880 --> 02:30:55,940 That we know of 3408 02:30:55,940 --> 02:30:57,440 A.K.A. 3409 02:30:58,240 --> 02:30:59,240 Jeezy Creasy 3410 02:30:59,240 --> 02:31:01,960 But a big fish 3411 02:31:01,960 --> 02:31:03,860 Similar to that of the large 3412 02:31:03,860 --> 02:31:05,680 Black bass 3413 02:31:05,680 --> 02:31:08,160 That we encountered earlier on 3414 02:31:08,160 --> 02:31:10,280 We're gonna have to make a little foray back 3415 02:31:10,280 --> 02:31:11,640 Towards our merchant 3416 02:31:11,640 --> 02:31:14,680 In order to give him that massive fish 3417 02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:15,980 The lord of the dance 3418 02:31:15,980 --> 02:31:18,580 A real Michael Flatley of a fish 3419 02:31:18,580 --> 02:31:21,640 Wait for this fucking header 3420 02:31:21,640 --> 02:31:22,640 To make a little bit of a fish 3421 02:31:22,640 --> 02:31:24,660 I wonder if we use the biosensor scope 3422 02:31:24,660 --> 02:31:26,020 It's a bit overkill 3423 02:31:26,020 --> 02:31:27,160 Overpowered 3424 02:31:27,160 --> 02:31:27,520 Yes 3425 02:31:27,520 --> 02:31:27,980 But I mean 3426 02:31:27,980 --> 02:31:30,380 Great to put the biosensor scope 3427 02:31:30,380 --> 02:31:31,240 On the punisher 3428 02:31:31,240 --> 02:31:33,700 I was supposed to play another game of chess 3429 02:31:33,700 --> 02:31:34,420 With Thomas 3430 02:31:34,420 --> 02:31:37,440 I was supposed to play another game of chess 3431 02:31:37,440 --> 02:31:38,200 With Thomas 3432 02:31:38,200 --> 02:31:40,320 Thanks for the tip there 3433 02:31:40,320 --> 02:31:42,060 Lord bastard cake 3434 02:31:42,060 --> 02:31:44,560 Put the biosensor on the stingray 3435 02:31:44,560 --> 02:31:46,560 And equip the stingray 3436 02:31:46,560 --> 02:31:50,540 Nothing go- 3437 02:31:50,540 --> 02:31:53,020 That does fuck all 3438 02:31:53,020 --> 02:31:55,760 Because you can't see anything but the eyes anyway 3439 02:31:55,760 --> 02:31:59,520 Everything but the eyes 3440 02:31:59,520 --> 02:32:05,660 I was gonna try and sing the fucking 3441 02:32:05,660 --> 02:32:07,940 Everything but the girl 3442 02:32:07,940 --> 02:32:09,560 And try and transpose the lyrics there 3443 02:32:09,560 --> 02:32:11,200 But I don't have the brain power 3444 02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,060 To make that a bit 3445 02:32:13,060 --> 02:32:15,220 A clone named Gibso 3446 02:32:15,220 --> 02:32:17,300 Thank you very much for the tip there 3447 02:32:17,300 --> 02:32:18,460 I hope you're getting on well 3448 02:32:18,460 --> 02:32:20,160 Gibso Clono 3449 02:32:20,160 --> 02:32:23,860 Ipso facto 3450 02:32:23,860 --> 02:32:27,440 These guys are getting drilled 3451 02:32:27,440 --> 02:32:29,300 Big time 3452 02:32:29,300 --> 02:32:32,360 Talking 9mm Parabellum rounds 3453 02:32:32,360 --> 02:32:34,540 Pure Tony's arms crack 3454 02:32:34,540 --> 02:32:37,720 Down there 3455 02:32:37,720 --> 02:32:38,300 And to the 3456 02:32:38,300 --> 02:32:39,540 I'll turn around 3457 02:32:39,540 --> 02:32:40,780 Go right and then left 3458 02:32:40,780 --> 02:32:41,600 Turn around 3459 02:32:41,600 --> 02:32:44,800 Back again 3460 02:32:44,800 --> 02:32:47,300 Head down that way 3461 02:32:47,300 --> 02:32:49,780 Head down there 3462 02:32:49,780 --> 02:32:51,040 And then turn right down there 3463 02:32:51,040 --> 02:32:52,740 No that's wrong 3464 02:32:52,740 --> 02:32:56,940 That's wrong 3465 02:32:56,940 --> 02:33:03,600 Just need to have your wits about you 3466 02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:06,740 When you're going down these dark fucking cavernous tunnels 3467 02:33:06,740 --> 02:33:09,600 Because you see a green pair of eyes 3468 02:33:09,600 --> 02:33:11,660 You know it's time to fucking get busy 3469 02:33:11,660 --> 02:33:20,360 Don't see anything as of yet 3470 02:33:20,360 --> 02:33:20,840 It looks 3471 02:33:20,840 --> 02:33:22,560 Looks safe 3472 02:33:22,560 --> 02:33:24,400 Almost there 3473 02:33:24,400 --> 02:33:26,160 That's great to have that little bit of fucking 3474 02:33:26,160 --> 02:33:27,520 Graffiti there 3475 02:33:27,520 --> 02:33:28,280 To let us know 3476 02:33:28,280 --> 02:33:30,460 Exactly where we're going to go on the right way 3477 02:33:30,460 --> 02:33:31,620 Waterways Ireland 3478 02:33:31,620 --> 02:33:32,900 Thank you very much for your tip 3479 02:33:32,900 --> 02:33:33,440 Thanks for the directions Louise 3480 02:33:33,440 --> 02:33:36,040 I thought Ada was saying thanks for the tip there 3481 02:33:36,040 --> 02:33:38,140 I thought that was going to be an absolutely incredible 3482 02:33:38,140 --> 02:33:41,160 Piece of intuitive gameplay 3483 02:33:41,160 --> 02:33:43,640 And now we've got a big situation ahead of us 3484 02:33:43,640 --> 02:33:44,640 It's going to be a few times 3485 02:33:44,640 --> 02:33:46,380 Just get ready for this 3486 02:33:46,380 --> 02:33:48,060 It's going to be a Ray Mears job 3487 02:33:48,060 --> 02:33:53,120 It's going to be a real Ray Mears job 3488 02:33:53,120 --> 02:33:58,300 Was Ray Mears staying in hotels during the shooting of the fucking things he was doing 3489 02:33:58,300 --> 02:34:00,740 Surviving in the wilds 3490 02:34:00,740 --> 02:34:02,940 Like do you reckon he just checked into a fucking Hilton 3491 02:34:02,940 --> 02:34:05,420 Then when the cameras went down 3492 02:34:05,420 --> 02:34:08,820 Was there a scandal there or am I just imagining that 3493 02:34:08,820 --> 02:34:13,200 I just didn't buy that Ray Mears was surviving 3494 02:34:13,200 --> 02:34:15,260 Do you know 3495 02:34:15,260 --> 02:34:18,040 He looked like he was doing really well 3496 02:34:18,040 --> 02:34:20,880 Bear Grylls wasn't 3497 02:34:20,880 --> 02:34:22,520 Was he? 3498 02:34:22,520 --> 02:34:27,280 Ray Mears did horror hotels 3499 02:34:27,280 --> 02:34:29,540 Where he fought against Lovecraftian beings 3500 02:34:29,540 --> 02:34:30,660 And called Resident 3501 02:34:30,660 --> 02:34:32,800 It's called Resident Mears 3502 02:34:32,800 --> 02:34:38,040 Resident Smears 3503 02:34:38,040 --> 02:34:42,500 Shit should have gone back to the fucking merchant 3504 02:34:42,500 --> 02:34:45,320 To sell him the big lord of the waterways 3505 02:34:45,320 --> 02:34:50,580 Hey it's going to get fucking tasty here 3506 02:34:50,580 --> 02:34:52,500 Let's mix up a few medicines 3507 02:34:52,500 --> 02:34:59,080 You can craft 3508 02:34:59,080 --> 02:35:00,720 Craft the night away 3509 02:35:00,720 --> 02:35:02,880 Make a lovely bit of craft 3510 02:35:02,880 --> 02:35:05,140 That yellow and that green 3511 02:35:05,140 --> 02:35:08,520 Lovely lovely botanicals 3512 02:35:09,180 --> 02:35:10,520 Beautiful botanicals 3513 02:35:10,520 --> 02:35:13,980 Creating an absolute whirlwind 3514 02:35:13,980 --> 02:35:16,360 Of flavors and scents and scents 3515 02:35:16,360 --> 02:35:22,200 The medicinal properties and qualities of which 3516 02:35:22,200 --> 02:35:24,720 Will serve you well down the line 3517 02:35:24,720 --> 02:35:28,020 When it comes to fucking fighting some of these scumbags 3518 02:35:28,020 --> 02:35:29,380 You've got this big guy with 3519 02:35:29,380 --> 02:35:32,820 Fucking Freddy Krueger hands 3520 02:35:32,820 --> 02:35:35,400 He's got the blades on the hands and he's coming up 3521 02:35:35,400 --> 02:35:37,400 He's going to do a bit of fucking business 3522 02:35:37,400 --> 02:35:41,300 So you need to make sure you're well stocked up for the Christmas 3523 02:35:41,300 --> 02:35:45,960 This is the equivalent of getting all the boring bits for Christmas 3524 02:35:45,960 --> 02:35:50,500 Making sure the presses will truly fall to the maximum 3525 02:35:50,500 --> 02:35:52,380 Another thing is 3526 02:35:52,380 --> 02:35:53,840 You're going to have to 3527 02:35:53,840 --> 02:35:56,880 It would be great to be able to save it now 3528 02:35:56,880 --> 02:35:59,460 Because if you die a death 3529 02:35:59,460 --> 02:36:00,380 A dog's death 3530 02:36:00,380 --> 02:36:02,880 Then you're going to have to do all the mixing 3531 02:36:02,880 --> 02:36:03,360 And fucking 3532 02:36:03,360 --> 02:36:06,460 All that other shite again 3533 02:36:06,460 --> 02:36:08,260 It's going to be an absolute ball ache 3534 02:36:08,260 --> 02:36:10,000 But let's have a look here 3535 02:36:10,000 --> 02:36:11,280 Maybe mix a yellow with a yellow 3536 02:36:11,280 --> 02:36:12,000 Can you do that? 3537 02:36:12,820 --> 02:36:14,400 Green or red and a yellow 3538 02:36:14,400 --> 02:36:17,120 Mega corpse 3539 02:36:17,120 --> 02:36:21,060 Now another one 3540 02:36:21,060 --> 02:36:23,840 Lovely bit of rifle ammunition there 3541 02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:26,800 Maybe eat an egg 3542 02:36:26,800 --> 02:36:30,260 What about the golden egg? 3543 02:36:30,300 --> 02:36:31,400 You never got the golden egg 3544 02:36:31,400 --> 02:36:33,240 To throw at the fucking men 3545 02:36:33,240 --> 02:36:36,880 I think that was just for Leon 3546 02:36:36,880 --> 02:36:39,380 I don't think that's a situation that you get with Ada 3547 02:36:39,380 --> 02:36:40,700 Because you don't have to fight Salazar 3548 02:36:40,700 --> 02:36:41,340 So you don't 3549 02:36:41,340 --> 02:36:44,060 You come through at the end 3550 02:36:44,060 --> 02:36:45,500 After all has been said and done 3551 02:36:45,500 --> 02:36:49,600 Although I wouldn't be surprised 3552 02:36:49,600 --> 02:36:51,460 If there's a battle that Ada has 3553 02:36:51,460 --> 02:36:53,080 Where you can use an egg 3554 02:36:53,080 --> 02:36:54,420 Or utilise an egg as well 3555 02:36:54,420 --> 02:36:55,960 Let's get this going 3556 02:36:55,960 --> 02:37:01,060 Any information that I should know about here 3557 02:37:01,060 --> 02:37:01,880 Before this is gone 3558 02:37:01,880 --> 02:37:02,640 Silent Hill 2 3559 02:37:02,640 --> 02:37:04,260 Please some job would be a damn ship 3560 02:37:04,260 --> 02:37:07,660 Tom has been in this very specific scenario 3561 02:37:07,660 --> 02:37:08,580 Before I listened to him 3562 02:37:08,580 --> 02:37:10,640 I like the case trinkets 3563 02:37:10,640 --> 02:37:11,760 A nice element of the game 3564 02:37:11,760 --> 02:37:14,380 Gold egg some job for Ram on 3565 02:37:14,380 --> 02:37:16,920 Yeah okay okay yeah 3566 02:37:16,920 --> 02:37:21,500 Silent Hill is a series I keep false starting on 3567 02:37:21,500 --> 02:37:24,440 Played about halfway through the first game twice 3568 02:37:24,440 --> 02:37:26,300 It's too fucking scary 3569 02:37:26,300 --> 02:37:28,060 I have to agree with you 3570 02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:28,940 It's a fucking scary 3571 02:37:28,940 --> 02:37:30,260 It's a real scary one 3572 02:37:30,260 --> 02:37:32,040 And I tell you 3573 02:37:32,040 --> 02:37:35,000 People asking me there about what games to play 3574 02:37:35,000 --> 02:37:35,960 Or recommending games 3575 02:37:35,960 --> 02:37:37,280 I downloaded a game 3576 02:37:37,280 --> 02:37:39,960 And started playing it 3577 02:37:39,960 --> 02:37:41,860 And I stopped playing it 3578 02:37:41,860 --> 02:37:43,760 After the first two minutes 3579 02:37:43,760 --> 02:37:44,340 Three minutes 3580 02:37:44,340 --> 02:37:47,000 Because I did get a jump scare out of it 3581 02:37:47,000 --> 02:37:47,600 And I thought 3582 02:37:47,600 --> 02:37:50,840 This would be well worth playing on the fucking stream 3583 02:37:50,840 --> 02:37:52,940 Because it doesn't look like it's long at all 3584 02:37:52,940 --> 02:37:56,680 But it's called The Exit 8 3585 02:37:56,680 --> 02:38:00,020 And I wanted to play more 3586 02:38:00,020 --> 02:38:00,900 But I did 3587 02:38:00,900 --> 02:38:03,020 There was a moment 3588 02:38:03,020 --> 02:38:04,600 Like two minutes in 3589 02:38:04,600 --> 02:38:06,740 Where it fucking freaks you out 3590 02:38:06,740 --> 02:38:09,920 So we'll maybe get that going in a bit 3591 02:38:09,920 --> 02:38:11,400 I'm not sure about tonight 3592 02:38:11,400 --> 02:38:13,400 This is all about speed tonight 3593 02:38:13,400 --> 02:38:14,800 This is all about Guinness 3594 02:38:14,800 --> 02:38:15,380 It's all about 3595 02:38:15,380 --> 02:38:17,260 You're on my line there 3596 02:38:17,260 --> 02:38:19,280 This is all about 3597 02:38:19,280 --> 02:38:20,960 Getting the job done 3598 02:38:20,960 --> 02:38:22,100 In style 3599 02:38:22,100 --> 02:38:25,160 Absolute style 3600 02:38:25,160 --> 02:38:27,320 Absolute style 3601 02:38:27,320 --> 02:38:29,900 And it does sound good there 3602 02:38:29,900 --> 02:38:30,920 The Exit 8 3603 02:38:30,920 --> 02:38:32,760 I look forward to seeing you on that 3604 02:38:32,760 --> 02:38:34,060 At some point 3605 02:38:34,060 --> 02:38:35,780 Now 3606 02:38:35,780 --> 02:38:37,720 This is the reality 3607 02:38:37,720 --> 02:38:39,480 Hardcore mode 3608 02:38:39,480 --> 02:38:41,140 5.20 on the clock 3609 02:38:41,140 --> 02:38:43,200 You have a few beasts coming at you 3610 02:38:43,200 --> 02:38:44,340 Thick and fast 3611 02:38:44,340 --> 02:38:45,440 Cleopatra style 3612 02:38:45,440 --> 02:38:46,780 You're going to have 3613 02:38:46,780 --> 02:38:47,760 Monks 3614 02:38:47,760 --> 02:38:48,840 Ganados 3615 02:38:48,840 --> 02:38:50,500 Twisted beings 3616 02:38:50,500 --> 02:38:51,260 Beasts 3617 02:38:51,260 --> 02:38:52,420 Hardcunts 3618 02:38:52,420 --> 02:38:54,440 And then a final hardcunt 3619 02:38:54,440 --> 02:38:55,740 Which is going to be 3620 02:38:55,740 --> 02:38:57,860 A real turn up for the books 3621 02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:59,200 Did you save? 3622 02:38:59,300 --> 02:39:00,240 Says Galv27 3623 02:39:00,240 --> 02:39:03,540 Jackie 3624 02:39:03,540 --> 02:39:04,740 Thank you very much there 3625 02:39:04,740 --> 02:39:05,120 Jackie 3626 02:39:05,120 --> 02:39:05,820 For the tip 3627 02:39:05,820 --> 02:39:08,220 Very very kindly 3628 02:39:08,220 --> 02:39:09,520 And Waterways 3629 02:39:09,520 --> 02:39:10,860 Ireland as well 3630 02:39:10,860 --> 02:39:11,580 Thank you very much 3631 02:39:11,580 --> 02:39:12,580 Did I save it? 3632 02:39:12,640 --> 02:39:13,380 I didn't save it 3633 02:39:13,380 --> 02:39:14,260 But I don't think you can 3634 02:39:14,260 --> 02:39:15,280 You need a typewriter 3635 02:39:15,280 --> 02:39:20,040 Oh for fuck's sake 3636 02:39:20,040 --> 02:39:21,680 And that's us locked in now 3637 02:39:21,680 --> 02:39:24,200 Pure locked in 3638 02:39:24,200 --> 02:39:26,760 I'm going to have to wait 3639 02:39:26,760 --> 02:39:27,940 And I'll eat another egg 3640 02:39:27,940 --> 02:39:31,940 I might even eat the fish 3641 02:39:31,940 --> 02:39:35,560 Even though it can be sold at a high price 3642 02:39:35,560 --> 02:39:39,280 I was just waiting on the chat 3643 02:39:39,280 --> 02:39:40,780 To see if there was going to be anything said 3644 02:39:40,780 --> 02:39:43,540 Liam Rogers says 3645 02:39:43,540 --> 02:39:45,140 Flood ahead of its time 3646 02:39:45,140 --> 02:39:46,340 Kojima at his best 3647 02:39:46,340 --> 02:39:49,340 Okay that's great news 3648 02:39:49,340 --> 02:39:49,800 But I mean 3649 02:39:49,800 --> 02:39:51,300 It's not going to help me here at all 3650 02:39:51,300 --> 02:39:53,020 What I'm going to have to do 3651 02:39:53,020 --> 02:39:54,300 Is rely upon my wits 3652 02:39:54,300 --> 02:39:55,520 And really go for it 3653 02:39:55,520 --> 02:39:56,660 Start off with the Punisher 3654 02:39:56,660 --> 02:39:58,980 Get a few of these guys 3655 02:39:58,980 --> 02:40:00,160 Fucking nailed from afar 3656 02:40:00,160 --> 02:40:01,080 Like this 3657 02:40:01,080 --> 02:40:04,680 Tell you what 3658 02:40:04,680 --> 02:40:07,560 Let's fucking grenade them 3659 02:40:07,560 --> 02:40:16,220 Let's grenade them 3660 02:40:16,220 --> 02:40:18,520 And then get the Punisher out 3661 02:40:18,520 --> 02:40:35,660 Oh fuck 3662 02:40:35,660 --> 02:40:36,880 Run run run run 3663 02:40:36,880 --> 02:40:37,280 Run 3664 02:40:37,280 --> 02:40:40,920 Sorry I'm getting spooked 3665 02:40:40,920 --> 02:40:42,180 Getting spooked lads 3666 02:40:42,180 --> 02:40:48,960 Oh there's fucking crawlers and everything 3667 02:40:48,960 --> 02:40:53,580 Those parasites are absolute fuckers 3668 02:40:53,580 --> 02:40:56,220 You know they really do a mean job on you 3669 02:40:56,220 --> 02:41:02,120 Fuck off 3670 02:41:02,120 --> 02:41:02,840 You're joking me 3671 02:41:02,840 --> 02:41:04,000 You're fucking joking me 3672 02:41:04,000 --> 02:41:09,880 Watch this 3673 02:41:09,880 --> 02:41:11,860 Pure big massive grenade 3674 02:41:11,860 --> 02:41:14,100 Pure and true 3675 02:41:14,100 --> 02:41:18,840 Now 3676 02:41:18,840 --> 02:41:20,760 Round the back of the house 3677 02:41:20,760 --> 02:41:27,760 Stick a fucking 3678 02:41:27,760 --> 02:41:30,700 Mega herb into us 3679 02:41:30,700 --> 02:41:33,800 Flash 3680 02:41:33,800 --> 02:41:34,500 Bang 3681 02:41:34,500 --> 02:41:36,780 Into the back house 3682 02:41:36,780 --> 02:41:38,740 And then 3683 02:41:38,740 --> 02:41:42,540 That's it 3684 02:41:42,540 --> 02:41:43,040 Again 3685 02:41:43,040 --> 02:41:48,580 Fuck off 3686 02:41:48,580 --> 02:41:54,560 I think your man's dying on the ground 3687 02:41:54,560 --> 02:41:55,420 The big bastard 3688 02:41:55,420 --> 02:41:57,520 Yes 3689 02:41:57,520 --> 02:42:00,560 That's exactly what we wanted 3690 02:42:00,560 --> 02:42:02,080 And in style as well 3691 02:42:02,080 --> 02:42:03,760 The style that I was talking about 3692 02:42:03,760 --> 02:42:06,800 Well done to me 3693 02:42:06,800 --> 02:42:07,100 Tom 3694 02:42:07,100 --> 02:42:09,240 Indeed well done to you 3695 02:42:09,240 --> 02:42:10,580 We thought we were going to have to witness 3696 02:42:10,580 --> 02:42:11,660 A few takes of that 3697 02:42:11,660 --> 02:42:12,880 But it seems to be the case 3698 02:42:12,880 --> 02:42:14,960 That you're well able for it 3699 02:42:14,960 --> 02:42:16,440 And you took them down 3700 02:42:16,440 --> 02:42:17,800 To Chinatown 3701 02:42:17,800 --> 02:42:20,340 Which is what we usually say 3702 02:42:20,340 --> 02:42:21,280 When you've done the business 3703 02:42:21,280 --> 02:42:23,220 You know you've taken care of business 3704 02:42:23,220 --> 02:42:24,600 There's no actual 3705 02:42:24,600 --> 02:42:26,300 Implication there 3706 02:42:26,300 --> 02:42:28,440 That you're going to go to any of the Chinatowns 3707 02:42:28,440 --> 02:42:29,460 Dotted around the world 3708 02:42:29,460 --> 02:42:30,800 Chinatown 3709 02:42:30,800 --> 02:42:31,780 I've said New York 3710 02:42:31,780 --> 02:42:32,360 Being the biggest 3711 02:42:32,360 --> 02:42:34,240 But there's plenty of other Chinatowns 3712 02:42:34,240 --> 02:42:36,800 And up and coming Chinatowns as well 3713 02:42:36,800 --> 02:42:37,060 You know 3714 02:42:37,060 --> 02:42:38,900 Bigger Chinatowns are actually going to happen 3715 02:42:38,900 --> 02:42:39,300 Because 3716 02:42:39,300 --> 02:42:41,560 There's a lot of Chinese people in the world 3717 02:42:41,560 --> 02:42:42,560 And they're getting about 3718 02:42:42,560 --> 02:42:43,820 Probably more 3719 02:42:43,820 --> 02:42:46,320 Probably more than we would get about in the world 3720 02:42:46,320 --> 02:42:49,320 Indeed 3721 02:42:49,320 --> 02:42:50,540 Indeed Tom 3722 02:42:50,540 --> 02:42:51,580 Indeed 3723 02:42:51,580 --> 02:42:53,200 Indeed 3724 02:42:53,200 --> 02:42:54,520 I'd say indeed 3725 02:42:54,520 --> 02:42:55,520 Indeedy 3726 02:42:55,520 --> 02:42:56,520 Indeedy 3727 02:42:56,520 --> 02:42:57,720 Footballer 3728 02:42:57,720 --> 02:42:58,520 Now 3729 02:42:58,520 --> 02:43:01,380 Let's move along here at pace 3730 02:43:01,380 --> 02:43:05,500 And with beautiful resonance and aplomb 3731 02:43:05,500 --> 02:43:08,940 All the resonance and aplomb 3732 02:43:08,940 --> 02:43:10,380 Of a couple of lads 3733 02:43:10,380 --> 02:43:12,120 Who've just vanquished 3734 02:43:12,120 --> 02:43:14,160 A real bad case 3735 02:43:14,160 --> 02:43:16,080 Of nasty men 3736 02:43:16,080 --> 02:43:17,180 And 3737 02:43:17,180 --> 02:43:18,720 It has to be said women as well 3738 02:43:18,720 --> 02:43:21,400 They don't escape the situation 3739 02:43:21,400 --> 02:43:22,340 Lightly 3740 02:43:22,340 --> 02:43:23,660 A few 3741 02:43:23,660 --> 02:43:25,000 Monks 3742 02:43:25,000 --> 02:43:26,880 That turned out to be women 3743 02:43:26,880 --> 02:43:28,520 That aren't monks 3744 02:43:28,520 --> 02:43:29,960 Because women can't be monks 3745 02:43:29,960 --> 02:43:31,280 They must have been nuns 3746 02:43:31,280 --> 02:43:32,820 But there was 3747 02:43:32,820 --> 02:43:34,840 Nothing to suggest 3748 02:43:34,840 --> 02:43:36,420 There was any nunnery going on 3749 02:43:36,420 --> 02:43:38,100 Or any nunification there 3750 02:43:38,100 --> 02:43:38,860 They were just 3751 02:43:38,860 --> 02:43:40,540 Psychos 3752 02:43:40,540 --> 02:43:42,040 Psychopathic 3753 02:43:42,040 --> 02:43:43,100 Sycophants 3754 02:43:43,100 --> 02:43:45,440 Sick bastards 3755 02:43:45,440 --> 02:43:45,600 You again 3756 02:43:45,600 --> 02:43:49,680 And thank you very much there 3757 02:43:49,680 --> 02:43:51,420 For the tips 3758 02:43:51,420 --> 02:43:52,760 And Aaron Flood 3759 02:43:52,760 --> 02:43:53,940 Thank you very much for saying 3760 02:43:53,940 --> 02:43:55,340 That the battle was prime 3761 02:43:55,340 --> 02:43:56,520 Speedrunner material 3762 02:43:56,520 --> 02:43:59,500 We live to deliver 3763 02:43:59,500 --> 02:44:01,160 And I love the way that 3764 02:44:01,160 --> 02:44:02,000 You can't spell 3765 02:44:02,000 --> 02:44:02,700 Live 3766 02:44:02,700 --> 02:44:03,940 You can't spell deliver 3767 02:44:03,940 --> 02:44:04,660 Without live 3768 02:44:04,660 --> 02:44:06,040 And that's what we're doing 3769 02:44:06,040 --> 02:44:06,840 We're fucking living 3770 02:44:06,840 --> 02:44:08,020 Right now 3771 02:44:08,020 --> 02:44:10,040 I wanted to pick up the wrench 3772 02:44:10,040 --> 02:44:11,040 It looks as though 3773 02:44:11,040 --> 02:44:12,420 It's been left there for us 3774 02:44:12,420 --> 02:44:13,380 But 3775 02:44:13,380 --> 02:44:14,040 Unfortunately 3776 02:44:14,040 --> 02:44:15,100 We can't pick that up 3777 02:44:15,100 --> 02:44:16,300 Let's save the game there 3778 02:44:16,300 --> 02:44:21,300 Spitfire snake 3779 02:44:21,300 --> 02:44:22,480 Thanks very much for the tip 3780 02:44:22,480 --> 02:44:23,400 I missed you there 3781 02:44:23,400 --> 02:44:23,700 You say 3782 02:44:23,700 --> 02:44:24,480 How's the wrapping? 3783 02:44:25,920 --> 02:44:26,880 I would love 3784 02:44:26,880 --> 02:44:27,620 To give 3785 02:44:27,620 --> 02:44:28,340 A blast 3786 02:44:28,340 --> 02:44:28,960 Of the wrap 3787 02:44:28,960 --> 02:44:31,420 The only thing is 3788 02:44:31,420 --> 02:44:32,360 That's stopping me 3789 02:44:32,360 --> 02:44:33,020 From doing that 3790 02:44:33,020 --> 02:44:33,900 And I promise 3791 02:44:33,900 --> 02:44:35,180 It's not gonna go away forever 3792 02:44:35,180 --> 02:44:35,520 I'm gonna 3793 02:44:35,520 --> 02:44:36,880 The wrapping will come back 3794 02:44:36,880 --> 02:44:38,060 Possibly on the next stream 3795 02:44:38,060 --> 02:44:39,860 But because I'm using 3796 02:44:39,860 --> 02:44:40,400 The bluetooth 3797 02:44:40,400 --> 02:44:44,340 There's a fucking delay on the beat 3798 02:44:44,340 --> 02:44:45,720 When I hear it from the computer 3799 02:44:45,720 --> 02:44:47,620 Because of the latency 3800 02:44:47,620 --> 02:44:49,700 And then it sounds shit 3801 02:44:49,700 --> 02:44:51,000 It sounds like I'm behind the beat 3802 02:44:51,000 --> 02:44:53,040 And that's just not what I want 3803 02:44:53,040 --> 02:44:54,440 I don't want to be putting out that image 3804 02:44:54,440 --> 02:44:56,280 When I know that I'm better than that 3805 02:44:56,280 --> 02:44:57,320 And I can really fucking 3806 02:44:57,320 --> 02:45:00,660 I can really bring it to the table 3807 02:45:00,660 --> 02:45:01,400 So to speak 3808 02:45:01,400 --> 02:45:03,780 When time comes 3809 02:45:03,780 --> 02:45:04,940 To bring that to the table 3810 02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:09,380 And that's a lovely shot time 3811 02:45:09,380 --> 02:45:38,400 I mean let's just 3812 02:45:38,400 --> 02:45:42,220 Let's just enjoy the cutscene 3813 02:45:42,220 --> 02:45:42,580 Yeah Tom 3814 02:45:42,580 --> 02:45:43,540 We don't need to fucking 3815 02:45:43,540 --> 02:45:44,480 Talk over it 3816 02:45:44,480 --> 02:45:45,400 The whole time 3817 02:45:45,400 --> 02:45:50,260 You're gonna really need 3818 02:45:50,260 --> 02:45:51,700 To sort out the moves here 3819 02:45:51,700 --> 02:45:53,460 And move quickly 3820 02:45:53,460 --> 02:45:54,480 You'd think that would 3821 02:45:54,480 --> 02:45:55,660 Fucking crucify him 3822 02:45:55,660 --> 02:45:56,560 Crush him to death 3823 02:45:56,560 --> 02:45:57,940 He's probably gonna come back 3824 02:45:57,940 --> 02:46:00,480 The crab master general 3825 02:46:00,480 --> 02:46:02,540 You wanna watch out 3826 02:46:02,540 --> 02:46:04,160 It's a bad dose of the crabs 3827 02:46:04,160 --> 02:46:04,600 This cunt 3828 02:46:04,600 --> 02:46:07,380 He's nasty looking 3829 02:46:07,380 --> 02:46:08,960 He's got his brain 3830 02:46:08,960 --> 02:46:11,400 His brain is exposed 3831 02:46:11,400 --> 02:46:13,860 Let's have a look at that there 3832 02:46:13,860 --> 02:46:15,380 We can't see it there 3833 02:46:15,380 --> 02:46:17,360 Yeah 3834 02:46:17,360 --> 02:46:20,980 Oh 3835 02:46:20,980 --> 02:46:23,640 She's gonna say something 3836 02:46:23,640 --> 02:46:25,880 Can't stand the clingy type 3837 02:46:25,880 --> 02:46:27,960 Time to end this for good 3838 02:46:27,960 --> 02:46:28,240 It's 3839 02:46:28,240 --> 02:46:31,200 Just another pearl of Ada Wang wisdom 3840 02:46:31,200 --> 02:46:32,960 Can't stand the clingy type 3841 02:46:32,960 --> 02:46:35,260 Time to end this for good 3842 02:46:35,260 --> 02:46:37,400 Okay 3843 02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:37,400 Okay 3844 02:46:37,400 --> 02:46:42,620 Now this could be a situation 3845 02:46:42,620 --> 02:46:44,960 This could be a situation 3846 02:46:44,960 --> 02:46:45,720 Let's have a look 3847 02:46:45,720 --> 02:46:46,320 And let's 3848 02:46:46,320 --> 02:46:54,440 Get the bio sensor going 3849 02:46:54,440 --> 02:47:00,660 Lovely stuff 3850 02:47:00,660 --> 02:47:05,500 Oh fuck 3851 02:47:05,500 --> 02:47:07,120 He's gonna suck the life out of me 3852 02:47:07,120 --> 02:47:07,260 Now 3853 02:47:07,260 --> 02:47:08,900 Look at his brain 3854 02:47:08,900 --> 02:47:09,520 Here look 3855 02:47:09,520 --> 02:47:11,160 Oh fuck 3856 02:47:11,160 --> 02:47:15,160 Wanting to do the full 3857 02:47:15,160 --> 02:47:16,020 Haha 3858 02:47:16,020 --> 02:47:17,720 That's great stuff 3859 02:47:17,720 --> 02:47:18,420 She did 3860 02:47:18,420 --> 02:47:19,540 Where did she learn that? 3861 02:47:22,960 --> 02:47:23,680 Oh god 3862 02:47:23,680 --> 02:47:24,200 Get a herb 3863 02:47:24,200 --> 02:47:25,480 Get a fucking herb going 3864 02:47:25,480 --> 02:47:29,100 Price on a bike 3865 02:47:29,100 --> 02:47:33,300 Green green yellow 3866 02:47:33,300 --> 02:47:37,900 Should've used an aid spray 3867 02:47:37,900 --> 02:47:40,860 Get the punisher back going again 3868 02:47:40,860 --> 02:47:43,240 Imagine if I 3869 02:47:43,240 --> 02:47:44,820 Whipped out the fish 3870 02:47:44,820 --> 02:47:46,100 The lord of the waterway 3871 02:47:46,100 --> 02:47:47,240 And fucking slapped him 3872 02:47:47,240 --> 02:47:48,900 Across his exposed brain 3873 02:47:48,900 --> 02:47:49,680 With the fucking fish 3874 02:47:49,680 --> 02:47:50,780 Then he'd have like 3875 02:47:50,780 --> 02:47:52,160 Fish goo on his brain 3876 02:47:52,160 --> 02:47:54,600 I doubt he'd even care about that 3877 02:47:54,600 --> 02:47:58,900 Doubt 3878 02:47:58,900 --> 02:47:59,720 It doesn't look like 3879 02:47:59,720 --> 02:48:00,580 He cares much about 3880 02:48:00,580 --> 02:48:01,720 His own personal hygiene 3881 02:48:01,720 --> 02:48:02,080 Anyway 3882 02:48:02,080 --> 02:48:09,440 I missed the fucking 3883 02:48:09,440 --> 02:48:10,000 Hup shot 3884 02:48:10,000 --> 02:48:17,900 Oh my guy's firing 3885 02:48:17,900 --> 02:48:18,960 Shite at me 3886 02:48:18,960 --> 02:48:28,560 Fucking die 3887 02:48:28,560 --> 02:48:29,140 You bastard 3888 02:48:29,140 --> 02:48:52,880 Fucking hell 3889 02:48:52,880 --> 02:49:01,640 Oh what 3890 02:49:01,640 --> 02:49:03,400 How is he still alive man 3891 02:49:03,400 --> 02:49:10,220 Peanuts and crisps 3892 02:49:10,220 --> 02:49:14,800 Run and reload 3893 02:49:14,800 --> 02:49:15,280 Okay 3894 02:49:15,280 --> 02:49:26,740 Oh fuck 3895 02:49:26,740 --> 02:49:30,680 Oh no 3896 02:49:30,680 --> 02:49:32,720 These pulsating corpuscles 3897 02:49:32,720 --> 02:49:33,660 Are gonna explode 3898 02:49:33,660 --> 02:49:34,380 Oh 3899 02:49:34,380 --> 02:49:36,120 Right 3900 02:49:36,120 --> 02:49:36,900 Take some of this 3901 02:49:36,900 --> 02:49:38,520 You fucking 3902 02:49:38,520 --> 02:49:39,720 Asshole 3903 02:49:39,720 --> 02:49:42,040 Go away from me 3904 02:49:42,040 --> 02:49:43,320 Go away from me 3905 02:49:43,320 --> 02:49:48,300 Brilliant stuff though 3906 02:49:48,300 --> 02:49:49,240 First time again 3907 02:49:49,240 --> 02:49:50,980 And he's left us a lovely 3908 02:49:50,980 --> 02:49:52,180 Golden fucking 3909 02:49:52,180 --> 02:49:53,520 Broach 3910 02:49:53,520 --> 02:49:54,480 Housekeeper's 3911 02:49:54,480 --> 02:49:55,540 Barret 3912 02:49:55,540 --> 02:49:58,560 A barret 3913 02:49:58,560 --> 02:49:59,580 Oh no 3914 02:49:59,580 --> 02:50:01,200 Not again 3915 02:50:01,200 --> 02:50:02,080 Not another one 3916 02:50:02,080 --> 02:50:08,100 Is this a quick time event? 3917 02:50:10,100 --> 02:50:12,360 Is this a quick time event? 3918 02:50:12,360 --> 02:50:18,700 It's not a quick time event? 3919 02:50:19,100 --> 02:50:20,380 It's a new battle 3920 02:50:20,380 --> 02:50:22,560 It's a new form 3921 02:50:22,560 --> 02:50:24,300 He's taken a new form 3922 02:50:24,300 --> 02:50:25,660 And I'm on fuck all health 3923 02:50:25,660 --> 02:50:28,120 I'm gonna eat that viper 3924 02:50:28,120 --> 02:50:30,360 A medium sized snake 3925 02:50:30,360 --> 02:50:32,680 With a unique mottled pattern 3926 02:50:32,680 --> 02:50:35,000 If the poison glands are removed 3927 02:50:35,000 --> 02:50:36,120 It may be eaten 3928 02:50:36,120 --> 02:50:37,820 Can be used to restore health 3929 02:50:37,820 --> 02:50:41,120 Am I gonna do the unthinkable 3930 02:50:41,120 --> 02:50:42,160 And eat the viper? 3931 02:50:42,400 --> 02:50:43,560 Will I take the chance? 3932 02:50:44,560 --> 02:50:45,740 Or will I scoff 3933 02:50:45,740 --> 02:50:46,480 Chow down 3934 02:50:46,480 --> 02:50:47,300 On a bit of fucking 3935 02:50:47,300 --> 02:50:48,560 Lord of the waterway? 3936 02:50:48,660 --> 02:50:49,700 Let's examine the cunt 3937 02:50:49,700 --> 02:50:52,040 Look at the face on that 3938 02:50:52,040 --> 02:50:54,040 Dinner's up guys 3939 02:50:54,040 --> 02:50:55,600 Surf's up 3940 02:50:55,600 --> 02:50:57,100 Look at the 3941 02:50:57,100 --> 02:50:58,640 Gills and little 3942 02:50:58,640 --> 02:51:00,200 Spikings on the top of them 3943 02:51:00,200 --> 02:51:03,000 And look at those scales 3944 02:51:03,000 --> 02:51:04,540 You'd need to descale that 3945 02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:04,940 With some 3946 02:51:04,940 --> 02:51:07,520 Pure hardcore descaler units 3947 02:51:07,520 --> 02:51:09,520 And look at his eyes 3948 02:51:09,520 --> 02:51:10,900 It really is 3949 02:51:10,900 --> 02:51:13,320 The horror dream 3950 02:51:13,320 --> 02:51:14,160 That Tony had 3951 02:51:14,160 --> 02:51:14,980 In The Sopranos 3952 02:51:14,980 --> 02:51:16,340 About fucking Uncle Pussy 3953 02:51:16,340 --> 02:51:17,420 When he becomes a fish 3954 02:51:17,420 --> 02:51:19,080 Anyway 3955 02:51:19,080 --> 02:51:21,080 Four dollars a pound 3956 02:51:21,080 --> 02:51:23,360 You know 3957 02:51:23,360 --> 02:51:24,060 You know that 3958 02:51:24,060 --> 02:51:25,860 What's the quote? 3959 02:51:26,060 --> 02:51:27,760 You know I'm working for the feds 3960 02:51:27,760 --> 02:51:28,260 Right Don? 3961 02:51:29,320 --> 02:51:29,860 Anyway 3962 02:51:29,860 --> 02:51:31,580 Four dollars a pound 3963 02:51:31,580 --> 02:51:33,580 Right 3964 02:51:33,580 --> 02:51:34,640 Enough of that 3965 02:51:34,640 --> 02:51:35,880 I won't eat him 3966 02:51:35,880 --> 02:51:36,960 Because he's probably going to 3967 02:51:36,960 --> 02:51:38,860 Yield a high price at market 3968 02:51:38,860 --> 02:51:40,620 What I will do 3969 02:51:40,620 --> 02:51:41,800 What I can say 3970 02:51:41,800 --> 02:51:42,160 I'm gonna 3971 02:51:42,160 --> 02:51:43,980 Really put my effort into 3972 02:51:43,980 --> 02:51:45,700 Is to making it 3973 02:51:45,700 --> 02:51:47,040 Around the town here 3974 02:51:47,040 --> 02:51:48,260 And get myself 3975 02:51:48,260 --> 02:51:50,100 A lovely green herb or two 3976 02:51:50,100 --> 02:51:51,700 For the day that's in it 3977 02:51:51,700 --> 02:51:52,420 December 3978 02:51:52,420 --> 02:51:54,100 The 16th 3979 02:51:54,100 --> 02:51:56,700 Christmas time 3980 02:51:56,700 --> 02:52:01,220 Christmas time 3981 02:52:01,220 --> 02:52:07,960 When I finish this cont 3982 02:52:07,960 --> 02:52:09,780 He's going 3983 02:52:09,780 --> 02:52:10,540 I'm going to say 3984 02:52:10,540 --> 02:52:11,560 The immortal line 3985 02:52:11,560 --> 02:52:13,940 Smile you son of a bitch 3986 02:52:13,940 --> 02:52:15,860 Which was made famous 3987 02:52:15,860 --> 02:52:16,600 By 3988 02:52:16,600 --> 02:52:17,440 Quint 3989 02:52:17,440 --> 02:52:18,620 In Jaws 3990 02:52:18,620 --> 02:52:18,960 Oh no 3991 02:52:18,960 --> 02:52:20,100 Quint had died at that point 3992 02:52:20,100 --> 02:52:20,660 At that point 3993 02:52:20,660 --> 02:52:22,120 Quint had been eaten alive 3994 02:52:22,120 --> 02:52:22,760 By the shark 3995 02:52:22,760 --> 02:52:24,100 It was actually 3996 02:52:24,100 --> 02:52:25,420 Chief Brody 3997 02:52:25,420 --> 02:52:26,660 Who said it 3998 02:52:26,660 --> 02:52:29,340 He said it best 3999 02:52:29,340 --> 02:52:31,420 When he said smile 4000 02:52:31,420 --> 02:52:32,480 You son of a bitch 4001 02:52:32,480 --> 02:52:35,180 Funny how the 4002 02:52:35,180 --> 02:52:36,780 You say it best 4003 02:52:36,780 --> 02:52:37,840 When you say nothing 4004 02:52:37,840 --> 02:52:38,500 At all 4005 02:52:38,500 --> 02:52:39,140 Did 4006 02:52:39,140 --> 02:52:39,980 Ronan Keating 4007 02:52:39,980 --> 02:52:41,020 Rob that hook 4008 02:52:41,020 --> 02:52:42,400 From the 4009 02:52:42,400 --> 02:52:43,140 Homestead 4010 02:52:43,140 --> 02:52:43,740 Advert 4011 02:52:43,740 --> 02:52:45,460 Homestead 4012 02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:45,460 Homestead 4013 02:52:45,460 --> 02:52:45,480 Homestead 4014 02:52:45,480 --> 02:52:47,800 Unshakdun sii 4015 02:52:47,800 --> 02:52:49,860 Homestead 4016 02:52:49,860 --> 02:52:51,480 You said it best 4017 02:52:51,480 --> 02:52:54,580 When you said nothing at all 4018 02:52:54,580 --> 02:52:55,600 You said best 4019 02:52:55,600 --> 02:52:57,460 When you brought value 4020 02:52:57,460 --> 02:52:58,580 Home 4021 02:52:58,580 --> 02:53:05,700 I think there could really 4022 02:53:05,700 --> 02:53:06,840 Really be 4023 02:53:06,840 --> 02:53:09,360 A youtube video 4024 02:53:09,360 --> 02:53:11,220 30 minute youtube video 4025 02:53:11,220 --> 02:53:11,840 Essay 4026 02:53:11,840 --> 02:53:14,180 On that particular 4027 02:53:14,180 --> 02:53:14,900 Subject 4028 02:53:14,900 --> 02:53:16,740 Yeah 4029 02:53:16,740 --> 02:53:17,660 One in the 4030 02:53:17,660 --> 02:53:18,540 Fucking high tail 4031 02:53:18,540 --> 02:53:19,540 That's for the 4032 02:53:19,540 --> 02:53:20,240 High things 4033 02:53:20,240 --> 02:53:23,220 Now we'll put another 4034 02:53:23,220 --> 02:53:23,760 Green herb 4035 02:53:23,760 --> 02:53:24,360 Into the mix 4036 02:53:24,360 --> 02:53:24,680 A lot 4037 02:53:24,680 --> 02:53:31,260 You said it best 4038 02:53:31,260 --> 02:53:33,600 When you brought value 4039 02:53:33,600 --> 02:53:34,760 Home 4040 02:53:34,760 --> 02:53:37,920 Maybe make a fucking 4041 02:53:37,920 --> 02:53:38,620 Long 4042 02:53:38,620 --> 02:53:39,880 Ass 4043 02:53:39,880 --> 02:53:43,460 Heavily researched 4044 02:53:43,460 --> 02:53:45,800 Cherry pick items 4045 02:53:45,800 --> 02:53:46,800 That I want to put 4046 02:53:46,800 --> 02:53:47,720 In the video essay 4047 02:53:47,720 --> 02:53:48,920 Make it look like 4048 02:53:48,920 --> 02:53:50,220 It's making a resounding 4049 02:53:50,220 --> 02:53:51,640 Impactful statement 4050 02:53:51,640 --> 02:53:53,780 When in reality 4051 02:53:53,780 --> 02:53:54,940 You've just 4052 02:53:54,940 --> 02:53:56,180 Been watching 4053 02:53:56,180 --> 02:53:57,100 A load of 4054 02:53:57,100 --> 02:53:57,960 Old schlock 4055 02:53:57,960 --> 02:53:59,820 That says 4056 02:53:59,820 --> 02:54:00,500 Nothing new 4057 02:54:00,500 --> 02:54:05,620 Okay 4058 02:54:05,620 --> 02:54:06,440 We're gonna need to go 4059 02:54:06,440 --> 02:54:07,280 On a deep dive 4060 02:54:07,280 --> 02:54:08,060 With this guy 4061 02:54:08,060 --> 02:54:10,280 Where is he? 4062 02:54:11,420 --> 02:54:11,840 Oh 4063 02:54:11,840 --> 02:54:13,040 I'd say 4064 02:54:13,040 --> 02:54:13,860 You only have to 4065 02:54:13,860 --> 02:54:14,460 Fucking use the 4066 02:54:14,460 --> 02:54:14,800 Punisher 4067 02:54:14,800 --> 02:54:15,960 On this prick 4068 02:54:15,960 --> 02:54:19,480 If I can get a shot 4069 02:54:19,480 --> 02:54:20,140 On it's on 4070 02:54:20,140 --> 02:54:21,440 If I can't 4071 02:54:21,440 --> 02:54:22,420 Come out of this 4072 02:54:22,420 --> 02:54:23,920 Come out of this 4073 02:54:23,920 --> 02:54:24,960 One smelling of roses 4074 02:54:24,960 --> 02:54:26,240 Rather than shite 4075 02:54:26,240 --> 02:54:27,560 Then we'll be doing well 4076 02:54:27,560 --> 02:54:31,620 Thing is 4077 02:54:31,620 --> 02:54:33,080 He's sapping my strength 4078 02:54:33,080 --> 02:54:35,400 With every little 4079 02:54:35,400 --> 02:54:36,580 Smack he gets at me 4080 02:54:36,580 --> 02:54:37,420 Every little time 4081 02:54:37,420 --> 02:54:38,340 He lays a tentacle 4082 02:54:38,340 --> 02:54:38,780 On me 4083 02:54:38,780 --> 02:54:40,040 He's taking away 4084 02:54:40,040 --> 02:54:40,740 A bit of my 4085 02:54:40,740 --> 02:54:41,120 Fucking 4086 02:54:41,120 --> 02:54:42,240 Manhood 4087 02:54:42,240 --> 02:54:44,520 Craft some 4088 02:54:44,520 --> 02:54:45,440 Craft some 4089 02:54:45,440 --> 02:54:46,020 Shotgun 4090 02:54:46,020 --> 02:54:46,520 Craft some 4091 02:54:46,520 --> 02:54:47,000 Handgun 4092 02:54:47,000 --> 02:54:48,000 Some shotgun 4093 02:54:48,000 --> 02:54:48,440 I'd say 4094 02:54:48,440 --> 02:54:50,920 Craft another bit 4095 02:54:50,920 --> 02:54:51,460 Of shotgun 4096 02:54:51,460 --> 02:54:52,920 Nah fuck it 4097 02:54:52,920 --> 02:54:53,900 None left 4098 02:54:53,900 --> 02:54:56,420 Bit of rifle 4099 02:54:56,420 --> 02:54:56,720 Nah 4100 02:54:56,720 --> 02:54:57,560 Fuck that 4101 02:54:57,560 --> 02:55:04,560 Keep on having to look 4102 02:55:04,560 --> 02:55:05,220 The gamepad 4103 02:55:05,220 --> 02:55:05,720 To make sure 4104 02:55:05,720 --> 02:55:06,020 I know 4105 02:55:06,020 --> 02:55:06,540 What button 4106 02:55:06,540 --> 02:55:06,980 Is B 4107 02:55:06,980 --> 02:55:08,840 Glory B 4108 02:55:08,840 --> 02:55:09,400 Bellowed 4109 02:55:09,400 --> 02:55:16,580 Oh 4110 02:55:16,580 --> 02:55:17,720 Waste 4111 02:55:17,720 --> 02:55:18,860 Look at the 4112 02:55:18,860 --> 02:55:19,140 Fucking 4113 02:55:19,140 --> 02:55:20,820 Strange 4114 02:55:20,820 --> 02:55:22,900 Mouth 4115 02:55:22,900 --> 02:55:23,580 Maneuvers 4116 02:55:23,580 --> 02:55:24,340 That go on 4117 02:55:24,340 --> 02:55:25,060 Whenever I'm in 4118 02:55:25,060 --> 02:55:26,180 A heated battle 4119 02:55:26,180 --> 02:55:27,400 I make 4120 02:55:27,400 --> 02:55:28,400 Involuntary 4121 02:55:28,400 --> 02:55:29,240 Fucking 4122 02:55:29,240 --> 02:55:29,640 Weird 4123 02:55:29,640 --> 02:55:30,100 Mouth 4124 02:55:30,100 --> 02:55:30,660 Maneuvers 4125 02:55:30,660 --> 02:55:34,300 I can't 4126 02:55:34,300 --> 02:55:34,720 Help it 4127 02:55:34,720 --> 02:55:35,620 But when it 4128 02:55:35,620 --> 02:55:36,120 Comes to the 4129 02:55:36,120 --> 02:55:36,480 Crunch 4130 02:55:36,480 --> 02:55:37,280 It has to be 4131 02:55:37,280 --> 02:55:37,560 Done 4132 02:55:37,560 --> 02:55:38,160 Feels like 4133 02:55:38,160 --> 02:55:39,780 The same 4134 02:55:39,780 --> 02:55:46,860 It just feels 4135 02:55:46,860 --> 02:55:47,480 Good to do 4136 02:55:47,480 --> 02:55:48,120 That when I'm 4137 02:55:48,120 --> 02:55:48,880 When I'm 4138 02:55:48,880 --> 02:55:49,180 Shooting 4139 02:55:49,180 --> 02:55:57,680 Oh 4140 02:55:57,680 --> 02:55:58,180 Oh 4141 02:55:58,180 --> 02:56:00,460 It's a 4142 02:56:00,460 --> 02:56:02,180 Floody nightmare 4143 02:56:02,180 --> 02:56:05,800 I'm gonna have 4144 02:56:05,800 --> 02:56:06,220 To eat the 4145 02:56:06,220 --> 02:56:06,560 Snake 4146 02:56:06,560 --> 02:56:07,320 It could be 4147 02:56:07,320 --> 02:56:08,060 Poison though 4148 02:56:08,060 --> 02:56:22,260 Fuck fuck fuck 4149 02:56:22,260 --> 02:56:25,420 Is that me 4150 02:56:25,420 --> 02:56:25,700 Gone 4151 02:56:25,700 --> 02:56:27,800 Gonna have to 4152 02:56:27,800 --> 02:56:28,380 Eat the snake 4153 02:56:28,380 --> 02:56:28,620 Now 4154 02:56:28,620 --> 02:56:29,680 I'm gonna eat 4155 02:56:29,680 --> 02:56:30,060 The fish 4156 02:56:30,060 --> 02:56:30,680 Fuck him 4157 02:56:30,680 --> 02:56:32,360 Full health 4158 02:56:32,360 --> 02:56:36,500 Get the shotgun 4159 02:56:36,500 --> 02:56:36,780 Going 4160 02:56:36,780 --> 02:56:41,680 He's on the 4161 02:56:41,680 --> 02:56:41,880 Ruff 4162 02:56:41,880 --> 02:56:44,020 He's on the 4163 02:56:44,020 --> 02:56:44,340 Ceiling 4164 02:56:44,340 --> 02:56:48,160 Come on 4165 02:56:48,160 --> 02:56:48,840 You fucker 4166 02:56:48,840 --> 02:56:50,980 That was a 4167 02:56:50,980 --> 02:56:51,300 Waste 4168 02:56:51,300 --> 02:56:52,960 I pressed 4169 02:56:52,960 --> 02:56:53,340 The B 4170 02:56:53,340 --> 02:56:59,600 I pressed the B there and nothing fucking happened. 4171 02:57:04,340 --> 02:57:05,960 Right son of a fucking bicycle. 4172 02:57:10,620 --> 02:57:11,440 Go on. 4173 02:57:11,700 --> 02:57:12,300 Go on. 4174 02:57:13,060 --> 02:57:13,580 Go on. 4175 02:57:13,880 --> 02:57:14,360 Go on. 4176 02:57:14,860 --> 02:57:15,480 Go on. 4177 02:57:15,720 --> 02:57:16,260 Stab him. 4178 02:57:17,560 --> 02:57:17,960 Hit him. 4179 02:57:18,980 --> 02:57:19,400 Hit him. 4180 02:57:21,920 --> 02:57:22,880 Fucking dirt. 4181 02:57:23,740 --> 02:57:24,400 You dirt. 4182 02:57:30,560 --> 02:57:31,040 Fuck. 4183 02:57:31,740 --> 02:57:32,740 Oh, it says cluntish. 4184 02:57:46,000 --> 02:57:46,500 Fuck. 4185 02:57:46,500 --> 02:57:57,440 Oh, yeah. 4186 02:57:57,520 --> 02:57:57,960 Bastard. 4187 02:57:57,960 --> 02:58:00,300 This is nightmare. 4188 02:58:11,040 --> 02:58:11,640 Good nightmare. 4189 02:58:15,220 --> 02:58:17,120 Oh, Mr. Red Herb. 4190 02:58:17,480 --> 02:58:18,160 Oh, get him. 4191 02:58:18,160 --> 02:58:18,240 Get him. 4192 02:58:24,980 --> 02:58:27,020 I hope none of those flying creatures. 4193 02:58:27,200 --> 02:58:27,900 No more of those. 4194 02:58:28,020 --> 02:58:29,440 I'm fucking sick of them. 4195 02:58:36,620 --> 02:58:38,700 I'm pressing evade and nothing's happening. 4196 02:58:40,580 --> 02:58:41,500 Evade a Wong. 4197 02:58:47,120 --> 02:58:49,120 Fucking scumbag man. 4198 02:58:54,540 --> 02:58:56,880 He he's fucking joking. 4199 02:59:15,500 --> 02:59:18,040 Gonna I'm gonna eat the snake it might poison me. 4200 02:59:20,060 --> 02:59:22,060 At the snake. 4201 02:59:29,060 --> 02:59:31,060 This has to be the end of it now. 4202 02:59:43,880 --> 02:59:49,440 Get down. Get down. Get down. Go to bed. 4203 02:59:53,440 --> 02:59:58,000 Absolutely sensational piece of gameplay. You did it first time. 4204 02:59:59,000 --> 03:00:01,000 You do what? 4205 03:00:01,000 --> 03:00:03,000 Writhing in pain. 4206 03:00:03,000 --> 03:00:05,300 She needs to get to the doctor's. 4207 03:00:05,960 --> 03:00:08,400 Is there a GP open this time of night? 4208 03:00:08,560 --> 03:00:12,560 West dock. Get her on to west dock. We'll drive to Ballina. 4209 03:00:12,560 --> 03:00:15,160 You can get a few antibiotics. 4210 03:00:15,160 --> 03:00:17,540 And she'll be as right as rain for the morning. 4211 03:00:20,120 --> 03:00:23,540 Just call me Lord of the Dance Part 2. 4212 03:00:23,680 --> 03:00:32,020 Because I just danced all a jig of victory all over that fucking manifestation of the world's ills. 4213 03:00:33,240 --> 03:00:34,360 disgusting snake. 4214 03:00:35,460 --> 03:00:36,920 Elements of that movie. 4215 03:00:36,920 --> 03:00:37,200 Uh. 4216 03:00:37,800 --> 03:00:39,640 Was it Tremors or whatever? 4217 03:00:39,800 --> 03:00:40,560 It had Kevin Bacon. 4218 03:00:40,980 --> 03:00:43,680 These fucking creatures that lived under the sand and came up. 4219 03:00:43,800 --> 03:00:44,720 It was shite. 4220 03:00:45,200 --> 03:00:45,480 But. 4221 03:00:45,760 --> 03:00:46,600 I watched it. 4222 03:00:46,940 --> 03:00:49,360 Because it was fuck all else on at that time of night. 4223 03:00:49,480 --> 03:00:50,300 Back in the day. 4224 03:00:51,080 --> 03:00:52,660 Running around here with no. 4225 03:00:53,560 --> 03:00:55,060 Real aim whatsoever. 4226 03:00:56,760 --> 03:00:57,940 See where we're fucking going. 4227 03:00:58,040 --> 03:00:58,380 Cavern. 4228 03:00:58,540 --> 03:00:58,820 Okay. 4229 03:00:59,020 --> 03:00:59,840 Maybe out that way then. 4230 03:01:02,780 --> 03:01:03,220 Christ. 4231 03:01:03,520 --> 03:01:04,980 Francis Pace Ben Higgins. 4232 03:01:05,020 --> 03:01:06,020 And now the mobile's gone. 4233 03:01:07,920 --> 03:01:08,920 A bad guy. 4234 03:01:09,600 --> 03:01:11,620 Crouser just stole the amber. 4235 03:01:12,420 --> 03:01:13,240 Great writing. 4236 03:01:13,700 --> 03:01:14,540 A bad guy. 4237 03:01:14,760 --> 03:01:16,360 Crouser stole the amber. 4238 03:01:16,360 --> 03:01:17,160 I'm on my way. 4239 03:01:18,820 --> 03:01:20,360 The pace is unfathomable. 4240 03:01:21,200 --> 03:01:21,380 I'm sorry. 4241 03:01:22,180 --> 03:01:23,340 I'm not going to make it. 4242 03:01:24,160 --> 03:01:25,240 I'll send you my files. 4243 03:01:25,940 --> 03:01:26,640 They should help. 4244 03:01:27,200 --> 03:01:29,480 They also made a series of Tremors. 4245 03:01:29,540 --> 03:01:30,020 Whatever, Luis. 4246 03:01:30,280 --> 03:01:30,960 Where is it? 4247 03:01:31,720 --> 03:01:32,400 Thank you. 4248 03:01:32,940 --> 03:01:34,220 For the chance to do good again. 4249 03:01:36,000 --> 03:01:36,800 What are you saying? 4250 03:01:37,120 --> 03:01:38,460 I think it was a bee movie. 4251 03:01:38,880 --> 03:01:39,780 I'm not sure. 4252 03:01:39,780 --> 03:01:40,120 What is it? 4253 03:01:40,900 --> 03:01:42,360 I'm just your good old Samaritan. 4254 03:01:43,880 --> 03:01:48,860 Still got time in the midst of writhing pain to crack little wise jokes. 4255 03:01:48,860 --> 03:01:50,000 Speaking of. 4256 03:01:52,740 --> 03:01:54,080 Sounds like he needs me. 4257 03:01:54,860 --> 03:01:55,220 Leon! 4258 03:01:55,820 --> 03:01:56,760 Oh Christ. 4259 03:02:03,540 --> 03:02:04,320 That's lovely. 4260 03:02:04,780 --> 03:02:06,740 That's one down for the ages. 4261 03:02:08,740 --> 03:02:10,140 What did you think of that, Tom? 4262 03:02:11,600 --> 03:02:12,980 Absolutely exceptional. 4263 03:02:13,700 --> 03:02:20,720 And a real pierced resistance on top of the big shit cake that you baked for that bad bastard back there. 4264 03:02:21,420 --> 03:02:27,340 Really glad that you managed to see the back of that cut because he was causing all sorts of problems. 4265 03:02:28,140 --> 03:02:34,500 In not only his own unique way but he was calling up other lads to come down and swoop upon you. 4266 03:02:36,260 --> 03:02:40,020 It was like five against one at some times at some stages of the battle. 4267 03:02:40,020 --> 03:02:41,260 Not right. 4268 03:02:42,980 --> 03:02:44,280 Real bad tactics. 4269 03:02:45,080 --> 03:02:46,280 Real dick move. 4270 03:02:47,180 --> 03:02:48,900 As they're saying these days. 4271 03:02:48,900 --> 03:02:51,080 It was a real dick move. 4272 03:02:51,080 --> 03:02:52,640 Of that fucker. 4273 03:02:53,600 --> 03:02:55,000 I don't even know what he was. 4274 03:02:56,000 --> 03:03:01,380 His brain was well and truly exposed and he didn't really seem to care about it either. 4275 03:03:01,600 --> 03:03:02,740 That his skull was cracked. 4276 03:03:03,580 --> 03:03:07,140 Then there was a metamorphosis into a new creature. 4277 03:03:07,280 --> 03:03:08,040 A new phase. 4278 03:03:09,480 --> 03:03:09,840 And look. 4279 03:03:11,220 --> 03:03:12,500 Less said about him the better. 4280 03:03:13,060 --> 03:03:14,020 We're done now. 4281 03:03:15,660 --> 03:03:16,780 Another cinematic. 4282 03:03:17,160 --> 03:03:18,780 Your rhetoric will smother you. 4283 03:03:20,080 --> 03:03:20,640 Grocer. 4284 03:03:22,200 --> 03:03:24,520 Thank you for the tip there heavy bum. 4285 03:03:25,020 --> 03:03:26,900 My bum is heavy tonight you say. 4286 03:03:26,980 --> 03:03:27,620 Thank you very much. 4287 03:03:35,000 --> 03:03:37,740 And now we're in an enchanting cart. 4288 03:03:38,480 --> 03:03:39,300 Or at least. 4289 03:03:39,500 --> 03:03:40,120 Yeah we are in. 4290 03:03:40,260 --> 03:03:42,980 We're inside an enchanting cable cart. 4291 03:03:42,980 --> 03:03:48,860 Which looks very very valuable. 4292 03:03:49,040 --> 03:03:50,760 It would fetch a lot of money at an auction. 4293 03:04:02,100 --> 03:04:02,820 Hey frats. 4294 03:04:02,880 --> 03:04:04,560 We ever be making world news again. 4295 03:04:04,640 --> 03:04:05,240 Garbage dude. 4296 03:04:06,420 --> 03:04:07,500 I would like to. 4297 03:04:07,660 --> 03:04:09,140 Only the fact that. 4298 03:04:09,560 --> 03:04:10,180 The channel. 4299 03:04:10,820 --> 03:04:12,060 This YouTube channel. 4300 03:04:12,300 --> 03:04:14,100 Would be in serious jeopardy. 4301 03:04:14,260 --> 03:04:16,420 If I continue to use. 4302 03:04:17,180 --> 03:04:18,660 The news content. 4303 03:04:19,020 --> 03:04:19,380 From. 4304 03:04:19,720 --> 03:04:20,720 Euro news. 4305 03:04:21,000 --> 03:04:22,000 Or anyone else. 4306 03:04:22,100 --> 03:04:22,700 For that matter. 4307 03:04:23,660 --> 03:04:24,220 They could. 4308 03:04:24,360 --> 03:04:25,380 I don't want the channel. 4309 03:04:25,500 --> 03:04:26,540 To fucking get a strike. 4310 03:04:28,080 --> 03:04:29,900 Because I've used the news content. 4311 03:04:30,560 --> 03:04:31,840 And they didn't do it before. 4312 03:04:31,960 --> 03:04:32,860 But they sent a letter. 4313 03:04:32,960 --> 03:04:33,620 Saying they would. 4314 03:04:33,660 --> 03:04:34,360 If I continued. 4315 03:04:34,980 --> 03:04:36,620 So they've allowed me to keep up. 4316 03:04:36,980 --> 03:04:38,240 Maybe one or two videos. 4317 03:04:38,880 --> 03:04:39,160 But. 4318 03:04:40,900 --> 03:04:41,980 I think maybe. 4319 03:04:41,980 --> 03:04:43,560 I could create another channel. 4320 03:04:43,660 --> 03:04:44,260 I'm not sure. 4321 03:04:44,360 --> 03:04:44,500 But. 4322 03:04:44,820 --> 03:04:46,840 They seem to be pretty fucking clued in. 4323 03:04:46,980 --> 03:04:47,240 In. 4324 03:04:47,580 --> 03:04:48,560 Google or YouTube. 4325 03:04:48,780 --> 03:04:49,320 They say like. 4326 03:04:49,380 --> 03:04:50,640 If you get banned on one channel. 4327 03:04:50,920 --> 03:04:52,860 You're not allowed to start another channel. 4328 03:04:53,460 --> 03:04:53,740 Do you know. 4329 03:04:54,080 --> 03:04:54,620 I'm thinking. 4330 03:04:54,780 --> 03:04:56,160 How the fuck are they gonna know. 4331 03:04:56,800 --> 03:04:58,180 Unless someone daubs you in. 4332 03:04:59,180 --> 03:04:59,420 But. 4333 03:04:59,580 --> 03:05:00,360 I don't know. 4334 03:05:00,480 --> 03:05:02,220 I would like to do more world news. 4335 03:05:02,320 --> 03:05:02,660 But I mean. 4336 03:05:03,120 --> 03:05:05,080 The perfect setup was the Russians. 4337 03:05:05,360 --> 03:05:06,960 They gave me all the footage to use. 4338 03:05:07,040 --> 03:05:08,140 And it was copyright free. 4339 03:05:09,480 --> 03:05:09,860 Well. 4340 03:05:09,920 --> 03:05:11,040 Because it was on their channel. 4341 03:05:11,140 --> 03:05:11,420 Sorry. 4342 03:05:11,520 --> 03:05:11,760 I forget. 4343 03:05:11,920 --> 03:05:13,740 They had a fucking channel for me. 4344 03:05:13,840 --> 03:05:14,020 So. 4345 03:05:15,200 --> 03:05:15,880 They had. 4346 03:05:16,260 --> 03:05:16,880 Past tense. 4347 03:05:16,980 --> 03:05:17,920 Because that got fucking. 4348 03:05:20,060 --> 03:05:20,700 After the. 4349 03:05:20,900 --> 03:05:21,840 The Russian invasion. 4350 03:05:21,960 --> 03:05:22,920 If you see the way he's running. 4351 03:05:23,080 --> 03:05:23,800 Crows are there. 4352 03:05:23,880 --> 03:05:24,800 I wish we could replay that. 4353 03:05:24,880 --> 03:05:25,720 I don't have it set up. 4354 03:05:26,220 --> 03:05:28,040 But after the Russians invaded Ukraine. 4355 03:05:29,860 --> 03:05:31,300 Russia today got banned. 4356 03:05:31,860 --> 03:05:32,260 And. 4357 03:05:32,460 --> 03:05:33,020 Along with this. 4358 03:05:33,120 --> 03:05:34,720 All of the fucking videos. 4359 03:05:34,980 --> 03:05:36,080 I was gutted. 4360 03:05:36,820 --> 03:05:37,720 I believe. 4361 03:05:38,560 --> 03:05:39,900 They've been cached. 4362 03:05:41,260 --> 03:05:42,260 By some people. 4363 03:05:42,660 --> 03:05:43,580 And I know of. 4364 03:05:43,980 --> 03:05:44,660 Or at least. 4365 03:05:44,760 --> 03:05:45,900 I hope it still exists. 4366 03:05:46,400 --> 03:05:47,080 A folder. 4367 03:05:47,760 --> 03:05:49,240 With all of the fucking. 4368 03:05:49,460 --> 03:05:49,780 High. 4369 03:05:50,900 --> 03:05:51,300 Res. 4370 03:05:51,400 --> 03:05:51,740 Or whatever. 4371 03:05:51,940 --> 03:05:52,720 The full res. 4372 03:05:52,820 --> 03:05:53,420 Fucking videos. 4373 03:05:54,380 --> 03:05:54,780 Somewhere. 4374 03:05:54,940 --> 03:05:55,880 But I'm not sure whether. 4375 03:05:56,160 --> 03:05:56,200 And. 4376 03:05:56,520 --> 03:05:57,940 What the story or situation is. 4377 03:05:57,960 --> 03:05:58,560 We're putting them up. 4378 03:05:58,600 --> 03:06:00,060 Because if I was to put them up again. 4379 03:06:00,760 --> 03:06:01,600 Then maybe. 4380 03:06:01,600 --> 03:06:04,180 The channel could get taken out. 4381 03:06:04,200 --> 03:06:04,720 Because it's like. 4382 03:06:04,840 --> 03:06:05,160 Russia. 4383 03:06:05,480 --> 03:06:06,700 Russia today content. 4384 03:06:06,960 --> 03:06:07,500 And that's banned. 4385 03:06:07,560 --> 03:06:08,140 I don't know. 4386 03:06:08,840 --> 03:06:09,680 I'm not sure. 4387 03:06:11,460 --> 03:06:12,880 But it's a bit of a pickle twist. 4388 03:06:14,740 --> 03:06:15,300 I mean. 4389 03:06:16,360 --> 03:06:16,720 Obviously. 4390 03:06:17,280 --> 03:06:17,840 It's like. 4391 03:06:17,920 --> 03:06:18,040 Oh. 4392 03:06:18,060 --> 03:06:18,960 Just start another channel. 4393 03:06:19,080 --> 03:06:19,720 Stop fucking. 4394 03:06:20,020 --> 03:06:20,720 Shiting on about it. 4395 03:06:20,740 --> 03:06:21,260 Start another channel. 4396 03:06:21,360 --> 03:06:21,640 Do it. 4397 03:06:21,720 --> 03:06:21,840 But. 4398 03:06:22,440 --> 03:06:24,300 I like everything to be centralized. 4399 03:06:28,040 --> 03:06:28,440 Maybe. 4400 03:06:28,920 --> 03:06:30,160 That doesn't matter. 4401 03:06:30,960 --> 03:06:31,100 Joe. 4402 03:06:31,140 --> 03:06:31,380 Maybe. 4403 03:06:31,380 --> 03:06:31,400 Maybe. 4404 03:06:31,580 --> 03:06:31,920 It's just. 4405 03:06:32,220 --> 03:06:32,860 Who cares. 4406 03:06:33,060 --> 03:06:34,140 As long as you get it out there. 4407 03:06:39,020 --> 03:06:39,940 Release the files. 4408 03:06:40,040 --> 03:06:41,060 You can always censor. 4409 03:06:41,120 --> 03:06:41,800 The RT logo. 4410 03:06:42,440 --> 03:06:43,140 But the thing is. 4411 03:06:43,220 --> 03:06:43,800 The footage. 4412 03:06:44,060 --> 03:06:44,760 Is there. 4413 03:06:44,900 --> 03:06:45,500 It's RT. 4414 03:06:45,740 --> 03:06:47,100 It's RT footage. 4415 03:06:47,300 --> 03:06:47,940 It's Russian. 4416 03:06:49,440 --> 03:06:49,820 That. 4417 03:06:49,920 --> 03:06:50,620 That could be. 4418 03:06:50,780 --> 03:06:51,600 The video. 4419 03:06:52,080 --> 03:06:52,660 Could be. 4420 03:06:53,100 --> 03:06:53,580 Identified. 4421 03:06:53,780 --> 03:06:54,540 Through the fact that. 4422 03:06:54,620 --> 03:06:55,120 It's a Russian. 4423 03:06:56,260 --> 03:06:56,660 Clip. 4424 03:06:57,540 --> 03:06:57,840 Do you know. 4425 03:06:57,920 --> 03:06:58,340 I don't know. 4426 03:07:00,060 --> 03:07:01,900 Who cares about all the old stuff. 4427 03:07:01,980 --> 03:07:02,140 Anyway. 4428 03:07:02,240 --> 03:07:03,280 I would like to do new stuff. 4429 03:07:03,340 --> 03:07:03,960 That's the question. 4430 03:07:04,060 --> 03:07:06,220 I would like to do more world news. 4431 03:07:06,340 --> 03:07:06,460 But. 4432 03:07:08,220 --> 03:07:09,120 This isn't. 4433 03:07:09,120 --> 03:07:09,120 This isn't. 4434 03:07:09,180 --> 03:07:10,220 10 years ago. 4435 03:07:10,220 --> 03:07:12,040 Where you could just fucking throw up any old videos. 4436 03:07:12,240 --> 03:07:12,760 You get. 4437 03:07:13,100 --> 03:07:13,460 Your channel. 4438 03:07:14,100 --> 03:07:14,340 Done. 4439 03:07:14,520 --> 03:07:15,440 The channel is already. 4440 03:07:16,960 --> 03:07:17,400 Mostly. 4441 03:07:18,300 --> 03:07:18,680 Under. 4442 03:07:19,300 --> 03:07:19,780 Caution. 4443 03:07:20,020 --> 03:07:20,360 In a way. 4444 03:07:20,480 --> 03:07:20,920 Because of. 4445 03:07:20,920 --> 03:07:21,760 Previous. 4446 03:07:22,400 --> 03:07:23,480 Transgressions. 4447 03:07:23,660 --> 03:07:23,820 I. 4448 03:07:23,820 --> 03:07:24,020 E. 4449 03:07:24,640 --> 03:07:26,140 Streaming a Premier League match. 4450 03:07:26,260 --> 03:07:26,860 Accidentally. 4451 03:07:27,000 --> 03:07:27,980 I didn't mean to do it. 4452 03:07:28,680 --> 03:07:29,060 What I. 4453 03:07:29,140 --> 03:07:30,060 What I meant to do. 4454 03:07:31,020 --> 03:07:31,940 Was stream. 4455 03:07:32,100 --> 03:07:33,620 Only a section of the screen. 4456 03:07:33,860 --> 03:07:35,020 That was the score. 4457 03:07:35,460 --> 03:07:36,080 For unfortunately. 4458 03:07:36,480 --> 03:07:37,320 I accidentally. 4459 03:07:37,320 --> 03:07:38,140 Left the fucking. 4460 03:07:38,780 --> 03:07:39,260 Full. 4461 03:07:39,700 --> 03:07:40,220 Screen open. 4462 03:07:41,040 --> 03:07:42,000 And they saw. 4463 03:07:42,180 --> 03:07:42,880 A bit of Leeds. 4464 03:07:42,960 --> 03:07:43,720 Versus Liverpool. 4465 03:07:44,300 --> 03:07:44,860 In. 4466 03:07:45,320 --> 03:07:45,760 2000. 4467 03:07:46,380 --> 03:07:47,080 Or 2020. 4468 03:07:47,600 --> 03:07:47,880 And. 4469 03:07:48,660 --> 03:07:48,860 Look. 4470 03:07:48,920 --> 03:07:49,680 There was a bit of fucking. 4471 03:07:49,680 --> 03:07:50,560 Argy bargy there. 4472 03:07:50,640 --> 03:07:51,400 With the channel then. 4473 03:07:51,640 --> 03:07:52,220 I'm not sure. 4474 03:07:52,300 --> 03:07:54,140 I just don't want to step on any toes now. 4475 03:07:56,180 --> 03:07:56,980 Dodgy box. 4476 03:07:57,520 --> 03:07:57,920 Space ball. 4477 03:07:58,240 --> 03:07:58,640 Exactly. 4478 03:07:59,040 --> 03:08:00,260 I tried to do space ball. 4479 03:08:00,360 --> 03:08:01,560 Where I keyed in the fucking. 4480 03:08:01,640 --> 03:08:02,560 Chroma keyed the pitch. 4481 03:08:02,720 --> 03:08:03,800 And then just put in different things. 4482 03:08:04,360 --> 03:08:05,260 I'm not going to talk about it. 4483 03:08:05,400 --> 03:08:06,240 As if I'm fucking. 4484 03:08:06,620 --> 03:08:07,740 Glorifying what the work was. 4485 03:08:07,880 --> 03:08:08,060 I mean. 4486 03:08:08,760 --> 03:08:10,340 It was a pretty cool way. 4487 03:08:10,380 --> 03:08:10,780 To get it. 4488 03:08:11,060 --> 03:08:12,020 Circumvent the fucking. 4489 03:08:12,660 --> 03:08:13,100 Thing. 4490 03:08:13,180 --> 03:08:14,500 If I do say so myself. 4491 03:08:14,620 --> 03:08:16,440 As I lay accusations of bullet. 4492 03:08:16,440 --> 03:08:17,440 At that man's neck. 4493 03:08:17,780 --> 03:08:18,100 Head. 4494 03:08:18,280 --> 03:08:18,920 And chest. 4495 03:08:19,580 --> 03:08:21,240 Another accusation of bullet. 4496 03:08:21,240 --> 03:08:22,400 Has been leveled. 4497 03:08:22,540 --> 03:08:22,920 This. 4498 03:08:24,200 --> 03:08:24,720 Doobus. 4499 03:08:24,840 --> 03:08:25,320 Doobus. 4500 03:08:26,440 --> 03:08:28,140 And that's a beautiful bit. 4501 03:08:28,860 --> 03:08:30,400 Of Christmas cheer. 4502 03:08:30,580 --> 03:08:31,180 For that guy. 4503 03:08:32,120 --> 03:08:32,800 He was done up. 4504 03:08:32,860 --> 03:08:33,480 He was lit up. 4505 03:08:33,540 --> 03:08:34,900 Like a fucking Christmas tree. 4506 03:08:34,980 --> 03:08:35,480 After that. 4507 03:08:36,980 --> 03:08:37,460 Situation. 4508 03:08:37,980 --> 03:08:38,880 What's this here now? 4509 03:08:39,200 --> 03:08:39,760 Get that. 4510 03:08:40,220 --> 03:08:41,600 Bamboozle. 4511 03:08:44,340 --> 03:08:45,640 Doomsday picnic. 4512 03:08:46,280 --> 03:08:46,680 Artist. 4513 03:08:47,120 --> 03:08:47,640 Extraord. 4514 03:08:47,780 --> 03:08:48,240 Inair. 4515 03:08:50,500 --> 03:08:51,600 Thank you for the tip. 4516 03:08:51,960 --> 03:08:53,360 I can't say thank you. 4517 03:08:53,480 --> 03:08:53,820 Enough. 4518 03:08:53,820 --> 03:08:55,040 Not just for the tip. 4519 03:08:55,300 --> 03:08:56,040 But for every. 4520 03:08:56,540 --> 03:08:57,080 Piece. 4521 03:08:58,020 --> 03:08:59,480 Of sacred art. 4522 03:09:00,000 --> 03:09:01,820 That was dispatched towards this stream. 4523 03:09:01,900 --> 03:09:02,360 At pace. 4524 03:09:02,980 --> 03:09:04,740 And put wind in the sails. 4525 03:09:04,740 --> 03:09:06,580 Of a man. 4526 03:09:06,580 --> 03:09:07,020 In. 4527 03:09:07,020 --> 03:09:09,640 In the eye of a storm. 4528 03:09:10,860 --> 03:09:12,500 All I can say is thank you very much. 4529 03:09:12,560 --> 03:09:12,840 And Tom. 4530 03:09:12,900 --> 03:09:14,360 I do think you're still there. 4531 03:09:14,440 --> 03:09:14,880 Yeah Tom. 4532 03:09:16,020 --> 03:09:16,660 I am indeed. 4533 03:09:16,740 --> 03:09:17,220 What's the story? 4534 03:09:17,320 --> 03:09:18,280 I'm just having a tin of pickles. 4535 03:09:19,820 --> 03:09:21,160 Lovely tip just came in there. 4536 03:09:22,160 --> 03:09:22,680 Read it. 4537 03:09:25,240 --> 03:09:27,200 Thank you very much for the tip. 4538 03:09:27,280 --> 03:09:27,840 Doomsday. 4539 03:09:28,120 --> 03:09:29,120 You say can't really watch. 4540 03:09:29,200 --> 03:09:30,760 But here's some frazan timoney. 4541 03:09:30,860 --> 03:09:31,540 Thank you very much. 4542 03:09:32,080 --> 03:09:33,160 And also McPhail. 4543 03:09:33,260 --> 03:09:33,940 Thank you very much. 4544 03:09:34,000 --> 03:09:35,000 Stevie McPhail there. 4545 03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:37,360 Educated left foot. 4546 03:09:37,940 --> 03:09:39,380 Would you be exempt. 4547 03:09:39,760 --> 03:09:41,560 If you recreated world events. 4548 03:09:41,680 --> 03:09:42,700 Inside Shenmue. 4549 03:09:43,320 --> 03:09:44,380 That's one for Francis. 4550 03:09:45,680 --> 03:09:47,000 Just keeping this fucking. 4551 03:09:47,300 --> 03:09:47,800 Thing held. 4552 03:09:48,880 --> 03:09:49,100 If I. 4553 03:09:49,860 --> 03:09:50,380 Did. 4554 03:09:50,560 --> 03:09:51,720 Recreated world events. 4555 03:09:51,820 --> 03:09:52,640 Inside Shenmue. 4556 03:09:53,380 --> 03:09:54,320 As in like. 4557 03:09:54,880 --> 03:09:55,920 How would you do that. 4558 03:09:55,980 --> 03:09:56,740 Unless I fucking. 4559 03:09:57,460 --> 03:09:58,660 Started going deep. 4560 03:09:58,660 --> 03:09:59,860 Into the Shenmue world. 4561 03:10:00,040 --> 03:10:00,540 In a way in which. 4562 03:10:00,620 --> 03:10:01,600 I'd never gone before. 4563 03:10:02,000 --> 03:10:02,560 That is to say. 4564 03:10:02,640 --> 03:10:04,380 Start looking at how to mod the game. 4565 03:10:06,080 --> 03:10:07,380 And putting different. 4566 03:10:07,720 --> 03:10:08,120 People in. 4567 03:10:08,320 --> 03:10:09,100 That would be very. 4568 03:10:09,220 --> 03:10:09,980 Labour intensive. 4569 03:10:10,280 --> 03:10:11,140 I'd need to fucking. 4570 03:10:11,380 --> 03:10:12,400 Work with other people. 4571 03:10:12,480 --> 03:10:12,940 To do that. 4572 03:10:13,040 --> 03:10:14,200 And I don't think. 4573 03:10:14,260 --> 03:10:15,260 The overall message. 4574 03:10:15,960 --> 03:10:17,080 Would be that great. 4575 03:10:17,140 --> 03:10:17,600 I mean it would. 4576 03:10:17,740 --> 03:10:18,440 Be good for us. 4577 03:10:18,500 --> 03:10:19,140 Maybe once. 4578 03:10:19,620 --> 03:10:20,180 But the. 4579 03:10:20,500 --> 03:10:21,600 Work that would be. 4580 03:10:21,900 --> 03:10:22,780 Necessary in order to. 4581 03:10:22,920 --> 03:10:24,260 Achieve that on a regular basis. 4582 03:10:24,420 --> 03:10:24,960 Week to week. 4583 03:10:25,200 --> 03:10:25,800 Be too much. 4584 03:10:27,500 --> 03:10:28,200 Too much. 4585 03:10:29,260 --> 03:10:30,680 You've done too much. 4586 03:10:31,200 --> 03:10:32,320 Much too soon. 4587 03:10:36,480 --> 03:10:38,200 So I saved the game twice there. 4588 03:10:38,680 --> 03:10:41,720 You've done too much. 4589 03:10:41,940 --> 03:10:43,360 Much too young. 4590 03:10:43,360 --> 03:10:43,720 Yeah. 4591 03:10:45,860 --> 03:10:47,300 You're married with a kid. 4592 03:10:47,360 --> 03:10:49,060 When you should be shooting guns. 4593 03:10:49,280 --> 03:10:50,020 With me. 4594 03:10:50,020 --> 03:11:01,120 Sorry. 4595 03:11:01,120 --> 03:11:02,420 I don't know the lyrics. 4596 03:11:02,580 --> 03:11:04,000 So I just resorted to singing. 4597 03:11:04,540 --> 03:11:05,540 Ba ba ba ba. 4598 03:11:06,580 --> 03:11:08,960 Which is a great way to get out of songs. 4599 03:11:09,160 --> 03:11:10,380 You don't know the words of. 4600 03:11:10,880 --> 03:11:11,500 Look at this. 4601 03:11:12,060 --> 03:11:15,040 This is just like going to work with the right tools. 4602 03:11:16,980 --> 03:11:17,460 Fuck. 4603 03:11:17,820 --> 03:11:18,880 As I said that. 4604 03:11:19,020 --> 03:11:19,660 I miss. 4605 03:11:20,100 --> 03:11:20,620 Three. 4606 03:11:21,480 --> 03:11:22,940 Open goal shots there. 4607 03:11:26,400 --> 03:11:27,240 That's beautiful. 4608 03:11:28,620 --> 03:11:29,600 Look at the wind. 4609 03:11:29,980 --> 03:11:32,240 Look at the way the wind's taking the pants off that. 4610 03:11:32,540 --> 03:11:33,000 I mean it. 4611 03:11:33,100 --> 03:11:34,480 It sounds like a pervert thing. 4612 03:11:34,560 --> 03:11:35,400 I'm laughing at it. 4613 03:11:35,560 --> 03:11:35,960 I'm not. 4614 03:11:36,140 --> 03:11:37,140 I'm not into it. 4615 03:11:38,280 --> 03:11:40,440 Let's just put on a different scope to really. 4616 03:11:42,020 --> 03:11:43,160 Understand the wind. 4617 03:11:44,900 --> 03:11:45,700 Look at that. 4618 03:11:49,940 --> 03:11:50,900 Waste of bullets really. 4619 03:11:52,620 --> 03:11:53,840 Thanks very much there. 4620 03:11:54,240 --> 03:11:54,800 McPhail. 4621 03:11:55,080 --> 03:11:55,440 And. 4622 03:11:55,860 --> 03:11:56,420 Nayix. 4623 03:11:56,740 --> 03:11:57,380 Newman's. 4624 03:11:57,440 --> 03:11:58,180 Kitchen doors. 4625 03:11:58,420 --> 03:11:58,760 Decks. 4626 03:11:58,940 --> 03:11:59,320 And floors. 4627 03:11:59,460 --> 03:12:00,520 Thank you very much for your. 4628 03:12:01,360 --> 03:12:01,880 Beautiful. 4629 03:12:02,480 --> 03:12:02,960 Beautiful. 4630 03:12:03,720 --> 03:12:04,280 Tip there. 4631 03:12:04,360 --> 03:12:06,140 And a few blast arrows as well. 4632 03:12:07,260 --> 03:12:07,480 For. 4633 03:12:07,620 --> 03:12:08,560 For safe keep. 4634 03:12:09,680 --> 03:12:10,400 Nothing too. 4635 03:12:11,020 --> 03:12:12,440 Nothing too extraordinary. 4636 03:12:12,740 --> 03:12:13,940 Nothing too flagrant. 4637 03:12:17,940 --> 03:12:18,800 Let's. 4638 03:12:19,420 --> 03:12:20,280 Catch these cunts. 4639 03:12:20,480 --> 03:12:21,540 In flagranti. 4640 03:12:24,380 --> 03:12:24,900 Oh. 4641 03:12:25,240 --> 03:12:25,840 Flagranti. 4642 03:12:26,700 --> 03:12:26,960 Heh. 4643 03:12:27,260 --> 03:12:28,020 That was beautiful. 4644 03:12:28,120 --> 03:12:28,660 That was like. 4645 03:12:28,820 --> 03:12:30,320 He really didn't have any. 4646 03:12:31,320 --> 03:12:32,280 Comeback to that. 4647 03:12:32,700 --> 03:12:33,420 Apart from. 4648 03:12:33,560 --> 03:12:34,840 Beginning to metamorphosize. 4649 03:12:34,960 --> 03:12:36,480 Into a scum cunt on the ground. 4650 03:12:36,900 --> 03:12:38,500 But I managed to put Pid to his devices. 4651 03:12:38,640 --> 03:12:39,820 Before he even managed to get. 4652 03:12:40,420 --> 03:12:41,720 Into his stride. 4653 03:12:41,860 --> 03:12:42,040 Now. 4654 03:12:42,480 --> 03:12:44,400 Couple of fucking crossbow units up there. 4655 03:12:46,200 --> 03:12:46,640 That's. 4656 03:12:46,820 --> 03:12:47,780 That's him annoyed. 4657 03:12:47,780 --> 03:12:48,080 Here we go. 4658 03:12:50,140 --> 03:12:50,340 Oh. 4659 03:12:51,240 --> 03:12:52,180 That's him annoyed. 4660 03:12:52,340 --> 03:12:53,400 And here's a hemorrhoid. 4661 03:12:53,900 --> 03:12:54,700 In the groin. 4662 03:12:55,700 --> 03:12:56,200 Trying to. 4663 03:12:56,340 --> 03:12:58,000 Trying to shoot the hemorrhoids off him. 4664 03:12:58,980 --> 03:12:59,460 And a. 4665 03:12:59,580 --> 03:13:00,180 Bit of a. 4666 03:13:00,180 --> 03:13:00,480 Um. 4667 03:13:01,640 --> 03:13:02,740 An idea there. 4668 03:13:02,880 --> 03:13:04,140 For any of the Japanese. 4669 03:13:04,320 --> 03:13:05,320 Capcom masters. 4670 03:13:05,620 --> 03:13:07,080 Who could be watching the game here. 4671 03:13:07,540 --> 03:13:08,680 Maybe in the next game. 4672 03:13:08,960 --> 03:13:09,960 Create a fucking. 4673 03:13:10,260 --> 03:13:11,220 Situation where. 4674 03:13:12,420 --> 03:13:13,020 The. 4675 03:13:13,020 --> 03:13:15,320 The guys have bad hemorrhoids. 4676 03:13:15,640 --> 03:13:15,780 And. 4677 03:13:15,980 --> 03:13:17,940 You have to shoot them there. 4678 03:13:19,480 --> 03:13:20,680 It'll be disgusting. 4679 03:13:21,040 --> 03:13:21,860 It'll be sick. 4680 03:13:22,260 --> 03:13:23,140 It won't be nice. 4681 03:13:23,920 --> 03:13:24,560 It'll be funny. 4682 03:13:25,220 --> 03:13:27,760 Maybe comedy isn't what you want to add to the game. 4683 03:13:28,280 --> 03:13:30,460 I think you need something like that in it. 4684 03:13:30,840 --> 03:13:32,260 I think it's that kind of. 4685 03:13:32,500 --> 03:13:33,840 Outside the box thinking. 4686 03:13:35,120 --> 03:13:36,140 On the arse. 4687 03:13:36,300 --> 03:13:36,580 Thinking. 4688 03:13:37,580 --> 03:13:38,340 That you need. 4689 03:13:38,580 --> 03:13:40,200 To really rejuvenate. 4690 03:13:41,800 --> 03:13:42,540 And re. 4691 03:13:43,040 --> 03:13:43,440 Resurrect. 4692 03:13:43,780 --> 03:13:44,260 Resurrect. 4693 03:13:44,380 --> 03:13:44,900 The series. 4694 03:13:45,160 --> 03:13:46,260 Not that it's dead or anything. 4695 03:13:46,340 --> 03:13:47,120 It's a great series. 4696 03:13:47,900 --> 03:13:48,580 But you need to. 4697 03:13:49,280 --> 03:13:49,720 Evolutionize. 4698 03:13:49,800 --> 03:13:50,080 Don't you? 4699 03:13:50,140 --> 03:13:51,740 Every fucking Resident Evil game. 4700 03:13:52,480 --> 03:13:53,960 Or at least every two or three of them. 4701 03:13:54,020 --> 03:13:55,360 They change the game. 4702 03:13:55,440 --> 03:13:56,900 The way the game's played changes. 4703 03:13:57,900 --> 03:13:59,000 I think the addition. 4704 03:13:59,260 --> 03:14:01,060 Of mutated hemorrhoid arses. 4705 03:14:01,920 --> 03:14:03,360 Could potentially be something. 4706 03:14:04,540 --> 03:14:05,240 Which is a. 4707 03:14:05,520 --> 03:14:06,360 Game changer. 4708 03:14:10,080 --> 03:14:10,880 Just dodge that. 4709 03:14:10,940 --> 03:14:11,700 Let's just dodge that. 4710 03:14:11,700 --> 03:14:12,300 Just. 4711 03:14:13,920 --> 03:14:14,880 That's great stuff. 4712 03:14:15,040 --> 03:14:16,080 One through the fucking chest. 4713 03:14:16,180 --> 03:14:16,800 Still standing. 4714 03:14:18,360 --> 03:14:19,360 And now we've got. 4715 03:14:20,820 --> 03:14:21,180 No. 4716 03:14:21,400 --> 03:14:21,700 Oh yeah. 4717 03:14:22,020 --> 03:14:22,900 We didn't say we had no. 4718 03:14:23,120 --> 03:14:23,900 Punisher bullets. 4719 03:14:24,020 --> 03:14:24,420 But we do. 4720 03:14:29,600 --> 03:14:30,860 No expense spared. 4721 03:14:32,540 --> 03:14:33,900 At Higgins stores. 4722 03:14:35,500 --> 03:14:37,140 It's Christmas at Higgins stores. 4723 03:14:37,380 --> 03:14:38,460 We've got lovely bullets. 4724 03:14:38,640 --> 03:14:39,220 In the chest. 4725 03:14:40,840 --> 03:14:42,040 We've got. 4726 03:14:44,220 --> 03:14:46,760 Absolute chaotic gremlins. 4727 03:14:48,100 --> 03:14:50,500 Real bad metamorphosized monks. 4728 03:14:51,140 --> 03:14:51,980 For 2.99. 4729 03:14:52,660 --> 03:14:53,280 Mince pies. 4730 03:14:53,280 --> 03:14:53,460 Mince pies. 4731 03:14:58,220 --> 03:14:59,920 Have you ever thought about applying. 4732 03:14:59,920 --> 03:15:01,600 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 4733 03:15:01,600 --> 03:15:02,300 Thank you very much. 4734 03:15:03,100 --> 03:15:06,280 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 4735 03:15:06,280 --> 03:15:06,740 See that? 4736 03:15:06,880 --> 03:15:07,700 Same jersey. 4737 03:15:08,520 --> 03:15:09,760 But not the same gloves. 4738 03:15:10,120 --> 03:15:11,960 Because the control pad. 4739 03:15:12,100 --> 03:15:12,920 It doesn't feel great. 4740 03:15:13,400 --> 03:15:14,940 Did I ever go for verification? 4741 03:15:15,280 --> 03:15:17,140 You've gone over 100k subs. 4742 03:15:17,140 --> 03:15:19,780 And people at YouTube be able to better explain. 4743 03:15:20,200 --> 03:15:20,460 No. 4744 03:15:20,620 --> 03:15:23,860 I think I addressed this multiple times. 4745 03:15:24,040 --> 03:15:25,440 The thing is there. 4746 03:15:26,620 --> 03:15:29,960 But I don't want to get too involved with that crowd. 4747 03:15:30,160 --> 03:15:31,000 The same crowd. 4748 03:15:31,540 --> 03:15:32,340 That tell me. 4749 03:15:32,860 --> 03:15:33,120 That I. 4750 03:15:33,280 --> 03:15:35,420 What I can and can't put on the fucking YouTube. 4751 03:15:35,580 --> 03:15:37,320 Is the same one offering me a fucking what? 4752 03:15:37,440 --> 03:15:38,260 A play button. 4753 03:15:39,080 --> 03:15:41,440 They want me to put a play button in the videos. 4754 03:15:42,000 --> 03:15:43,060 First off YouTube. 4755 03:15:43,060 --> 03:15:44,340 You need to do me a favor. 4756 03:15:44,600 --> 03:15:47,640 By letting me put my whatever videos I want. 4757 03:15:47,780 --> 03:15:48,880 On the fucking platform. 4758 03:15:49,200 --> 03:15:50,560 Then and only then. 4759 03:15:51,560 --> 03:15:54,160 Will I stoop to your play button level. 4760 03:15:56,660 --> 03:15:57,920 Until that happens. 4761 03:16:00,000 --> 03:16:01,760 I'm paddling in my own canoe. 4762 03:16:02,400 --> 03:16:05,680 I don't really see what would the verification. 4763 03:16:06,620 --> 03:16:08,700 Other than a fucking silver play button. 4764 03:16:09,240 --> 03:16:10,640 Silver linings play button. 4765 03:16:12,020 --> 03:16:13,140 What good is it? 4766 03:16:13,920 --> 03:16:15,800 They then know your business as well. 4767 03:16:15,880 --> 03:16:17,300 They know who you are really. 4768 03:16:17,420 --> 03:16:18,840 They've got information about you. 4769 03:16:20,180 --> 03:16:22,040 That they already fucking have anyway. 4770 03:16:22,140 --> 03:16:22,480 It's Google. 4771 03:16:23,020 --> 03:16:23,160 And. 4772 03:16:23,360 --> 03:16:23,500 And. 4773 03:16:23,740 --> 03:16:24,940 So what? 4774 03:16:25,040 --> 03:16:25,280 Do you know? 4775 03:16:26,480 --> 03:16:26,860 Look. 4776 03:16:26,920 --> 03:16:28,480 I don't want to be a depraved idol. 4777 03:16:28,740 --> 03:16:29,200 That's it. 4778 03:16:30,560 --> 03:16:31,400 I look at the. 4779 03:16:31,460 --> 03:16:33,260 I look at the YouTube play button. 4780 03:16:33,600 --> 03:16:34,640 That you get as a reward. 4781 03:16:34,640 --> 03:16:36,140 For fucking getting more subscribers. 4782 03:16:36,400 --> 03:16:38,320 As a depraved idol in a way. 4783 03:16:39,560 --> 03:16:40,080 And I. 4784 03:16:40,360 --> 03:16:40,800 Unless. 4785 03:16:41,200 --> 03:16:41,620 Tell you. 4786 03:16:42,980 --> 03:16:46,020 If there was a chance of being able to sell that play button then. 4787 03:16:47,200 --> 03:16:47,680 For a. 4788 03:16:48,740 --> 03:16:50,300 A high price. 4789 03:16:51,240 --> 03:16:51,940 Then yeah. 4790 03:16:52,040 --> 03:16:52,620 I go for it. 4791 03:16:53,080 --> 03:16:53,320 You know. 4792 03:16:53,400 --> 03:16:54,140 Is there a fucking. 4793 03:16:55,100 --> 03:16:55,920 A pawn shop. 4794 03:16:56,020 --> 03:16:56,080 Or. 4795 03:16:56,440 --> 03:16:57,520 Cash for gold. 4796 03:16:57,640 --> 03:16:57,740 Or. 4797 03:16:57,860 --> 03:16:58,780 It's not even gold. 4798 03:16:58,840 --> 03:16:59,100 Is it? 4799 03:16:59,780 --> 03:17:00,720 I don't even know what it is. 4800 03:17:01,740 --> 03:17:02,080 But. 4801 03:17:02,160 --> 03:17:02,580 I wonder. 4802 03:17:02,740 --> 03:17:04,320 Would it fetch a high price? 4803 03:17:09,320 --> 03:17:11,540 I'd have to share the play button with Tommy. 4804 03:17:11,740 --> 03:17:12,480 And Connor. 4805 03:17:12,940 --> 03:17:13,260 And. 4806 03:17:13,500 --> 03:17:14,220 The other lad. 4807 03:17:14,540 --> 03:17:15,100 Who's the. 4808 03:17:15,980 --> 03:17:16,500 I mean. 4809 03:17:16,540 --> 03:17:17,780 It's not something I want to do. 4810 03:17:19,920 --> 03:17:21,920 And I just chime in with you there. 4811 03:17:22,200 --> 03:17:24,380 I'd be very happy with the fucking play button. 4812 03:17:25,280 --> 03:17:25,600 Um. 4813 03:17:26,020 --> 03:17:26,840 I'd actually. 4814 03:17:27,320 --> 03:17:28,340 Put it on the bus. 4815 03:17:29,440 --> 03:17:30,020 And I'd say. 4816 03:17:30,120 --> 03:17:30,960 Press play there. 4817 03:17:31,200 --> 03:17:31,620 To people. 4818 03:17:32,540 --> 03:17:33,940 And I'd get them to press play. 4819 03:17:34,320 --> 03:17:35,220 And then nothing would happen. 4820 03:17:35,320 --> 03:17:35,580 I'd go. 4821 03:17:36,100 --> 03:17:36,900 It was just a joke. 4822 03:17:37,160 --> 03:17:37,860 Nothing happens. 4823 03:17:40,860 --> 03:17:42,500 Hilarious stuff as always Tom. 4824 03:17:42,580 --> 03:17:42,880 But I mean. 4825 03:17:43,060 --> 03:17:45,000 It just doesn't seem like it's worth the effort. 4826 03:17:45,500 --> 03:17:46,880 Going through that rigmarole. 4827 03:17:47,200 --> 03:17:49,140 And I don't want to be in the Wong place. 4828 03:17:49,240 --> 03:17:50,020 The Wong time. 4829 03:17:50,320 --> 03:17:51,340 Thank you very much for the tip. 4830 03:17:52,540 --> 03:17:54,760 I want to take whatever play button is. 4831 03:17:54,880 --> 03:17:56,420 And visit a man like this. 4832 03:18:01,960 --> 03:18:02,280 Vermana. 4833 03:18:02,380 --> 03:18:03,500 Thank you very much for the tip. 4834 03:18:03,600 --> 03:18:04,680 I think I might have missed you there. 4835 03:18:04,740 --> 03:18:05,480 During the fucking. 4836 03:18:06,120 --> 03:18:06,520 Deluge. 4837 03:18:06,700 --> 03:18:07,280 Of pain. 4838 03:18:07,460 --> 03:18:07,940 And death. 4839 03:18:09,580 --> 03:18:10,480 You always do. 4840 03:18:10,560 --> 03:18:11,980 You always have something new. 4841 03:18:12,180 --> 03:18:12,800 You always. 4842 03:18:12,920 --> 03:18:13,480 You're great. 4843 03:18:14,140 --> 03:18:14,680 You're great. 4844 03:18:15,280 --> 03:18:15,740 I love you. 4845 03:18:16,340 --> 03:18:17,020 Like a brother. 4846 03:18:17,180 --> 03:18:18,020 Like a brother. 4847 03:18:20,080 --> 03:18:21,260 Golden hourglass. 4848 03:18:21,380 --> 03:18:21,600 Yeah. 4849 03:18:22,400 --> 03:18:23,120 Gold bar. 4850 03:18:23,240 --> 03:18:23,480 Yeah. 4851 03:18:24,280 --> 03:18:25,080 Depraved idol. 4852 03:18:25,080 --> 03:18:25,500 Is it? 4853 03:18:26,420 --> 03:18:27,500 Housekeeper's barret. 4854 03:18:27,580 --> 03:18:28,120 No less. 4855 03:18:28,780 --> 03:18:29,000 What. 4856 03:18:29,040 --> 03:18:30,180 What even is a barret? 4857 03:18:30,320 --> 03:18:31,240 Velvet blue. 4858 03:18:31,580 --> 03:18:32,480 Four of you. 4859 03:18:34,200 --> 03:18:35,540 Let's sell those guys. 4860 03:18:36,180 --> 03:18:37,420 Big rake of pesetas. 4861 03:18:38,580 --> 03:18:38,940 I'm. 4862 03:18:39,740 --> 03:18:40,180 Envisaging. 4863 03:18:40,260 --> 03:18:40,700 Having. 4864 03:18:40,700 --> 03:18:40,760 Having. 4865 03:18:40,940 --> 03:18:41,340 A fucking. 4866 03:18:41,340 --> 03:18:43,480 A million or so pesetas. 4867 03:18:43,640 --> 03:18:44,480 Enough to buy that. 4868 03:18:44,600 --> 03:18:45,800 Infinite rocket launcher. 4869 03:18:46,220 --> 03:18:46,540 Which. 4870 03:18:47,120 --> 03:18:48,500 We all know and love. 4871 03:18:48,560 --> 03:18:49,680 We've all heard about it. 4872 03:18:50,680 --> 03:18:53,040 Let's get these fucking crowns. 4873 03:18:53,420 --> 03:18:54,280 Well and truly. 4874 03:18:54,540 --> 03:18:54,980 Jeweled. 4875 03:18:55,640 --> 03:18:57,080 With a few gemstones. 4876 03:18:58,360 --> 03:18:59,760 Uncut gemstones. 4877 03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:02,100 Stick one in there. 4878 03:19:02,680 --> 03:19:04,360 And an Adam Sandler in there. 4879 03:19:05,040 --> 03:19:06,920 A fucking Julia Fox there. 4880 03:19:06,920 --> 03:19:06,940 A fucking Julia Fox there. 4881 03:19:07,940 --> 03:19:10,020 Stick a fucking Safdie in there. 4882 03:19:10,700 --> 03:19:11,600 And then. 4883 03:19:12,080 --> 03:19:14,140 Can't remember who else was in the film there. 4884 03:19:14,820 --> 03:19:15,980 And that's that crown. 4885 03:19:16,460 --> 03:19:16,920 And now. 4886 03:19:17,420 --> 03:19:18,800 The piece de resistance again. 4887 03:19:18,800 --> 03:19:19,360 A piece de resistance again. 4888 03:19:20,700 --> 03:19:21,520 A stupid. 4889 03:19:21,720 --> 03:19:22,740 Stupid lamp. 4890 03:19:23,540 --> 03:19:24,940 We'll put a yellow one in there. 4891 03:19:25,760 --> 03:19:27,440 And a blueser in there. 4892 03:19:27,900 --> 03:19:29,180 And a fucking redzer. 4893 03:19:30,360 --> 03:19:31,700 In the wrong one. 4894 03:19:32,500 --> 03:19:34,160 And a blueser. 4895 03:19:34,540 --> 03:19:35,020 In there. 4896 03:19:35,100 --> 03:19:36,200 We've got the blue jewel. 4897 03:19:36,900 --> 03:19:38,880 This is where I'd like to bust out a fucking. 4898 03:19:39,360 --> 03:19:40,580 Blue jewel rap. 4899 03:19:41,180 --> 03:19:41,900 But again. 4900 03:19:43,480 --> 03:19:44,640 He got a bit camp. 4901 03:19:48,220 --> 03:19:50,880 He's definitely upped the camp in this one. 4902 03:19:51,020 --> 03:19:51,020 Where. 4903 03:19:53,400 --> 03:19:55,640 He's got a bit of comedic streak in him. 4904 03:19:56,680 --> 03:19:58,940 You'd like to sit down and have a fucking pint. 4905 03:19:59,160 --> 03:20:00,240 Or a chat with the man. 4906 03:20:00,420 --> 03:20:02,400 Like you know but maybe they can have. 4907 03:20:02,760 --> 03:20:04,020 Built that into the game. 4908 03:20:04,220 --> 03:20:05,820 Could they not do that now with AI. 4909 03:20:06,020 --> 03:20:07,480 And the technology available to them. 4910 03:20:07,580 --> 03:20:09,840 Could they not just ask chat GPT. 4911 03:20:09,940 --> 03:20:10,920 To create a DLC. 4912 03:20:11,800 --> 03:20:13,560 Where you just sit down with the merchant. 4913 03:20:14,100 --> 03:20:16,080 And you fucking set the world to rights. 4914 03:20:17,120 --> 03:20:17,960 With the merchant. 4915 03:20:18,820 --> 03:20:20,100 Is it too much to ask for. 4916 03:20:20,180 --> 03:20:21,760 He's a character in and of himself. 4917 03:20:23,040 --> 03:20:24,180 There's still some of this left. 4918 03:20:30,060 --> 03:20:31,440 Pure shit talk juice. 4919 03:20:31,440 --> 03:20:36,100 That's what Monster Energy could and should possibly be rebranded as. 4920 03:20:36,840 --> 03:20:39,400 And I wonder would it have any effect on sales. 4921 03:20:39,660 --> 03:20:41,160 Your glorious tip. 4922 03:20:42,660 --> 03:20:43,280 Meister. 4923 03:20:43,280 --> 03:20:47,140 I apologize for the unoriginal fucking celebration. 4924 03:20:47,380 --> 03:20:49,520 That I've probably performed for numerous tips. 4925 03:20:50,120 --> 03:20:52,100 It's not a reflection upon you and your tip. 4926 03:20:52,560 --> 03:20:53,980 It's a reflection upon me. 4927 03:20:54,340 --> 03:20:56,660 My inability to come up with a new move. 4928 03:20:57,060 --> 03:20:59,180 But I swear to God. 4929 03:20:59,520 --> 03:21:00,280 And to fuck. 4930 03:21:00,820 --> 03:21:02,720 That next time our paths cross. 4931 03:21:02,940 --> 03:21:04,120 Either in the virtual realm. 4932 03:21:04,320 --> 03:21:04,920 Or reality. 4933 03:21:05,680 --> 03:21:07,420 I'll have a new move med. 4934 03:21:09,980 --> 03:21:11,080 Thank you very much. 4935 03:21:13,580 --> 03:21:15,060 What am I fucking doing? 4936 03:21:15,740 --> 03:21:16,640 What am I doing? 4937 03:21:16,800 --> 03:21:18,000 I don't know what I'm doing anymore. 4938 03:21:18,840 --> 03:21:19,560 That's enough. 4939 03:21:21,060 --> 03:21:21,280 Oh yeah. 4940 03:21:21,360 --> 03:21:22,000 Chew up the knife. 4941 03:21:22,140 --> 03:21:22,700 Chew up the knife. 4942 03:21:23,360 --> 03:21:25,560 I've got something new. 4943 03:21:25,780 --> 03:21:26,940 That's good work. 4944 03:21:27,020 --> 03:21:28,920 If I do say so myself. 4945 03:21:29,420 --> 03:21:30,460 Praise the sun. 4946 03:21:31,360 --> 03:21:33,240 For he is arisen. 4947 03:21:34,180 --> 03:21:36,580 Season's greetings to Tommy and Cole. 4948 03:21:36,680 --> 03:21:38,000 Thank you very much for that tip. 4949 03:21:38,880 --> 03:21:40,820 Anything else I can help you with? 4950 03:21:41,820 --> 03:21:42,580 No thank you. 4951 03:21:42,660 --> 03:21:44,680 Hope to see you again soon. 4952 03:21:44,920 --> 03:21:47,080 Hope to see you again as well. 4953 03:21:47,160 --> 03:21:47,860 Thank you very much. 4954 03:21:47,940 --> 03:21:49,240 And thank you very much to Calum. 4955 03:21:49,280 --> 03:21:49,680 My structure. 4956 03:21:49,820 --> 03:21:50,840 Your kind, heart, and generous. 4957 03:21:51,400 --> 03:21:51,660 Tip. 4958 03:21:51,900 --> 03:21:52,240 Rip. 4959 03:21:52,400 --> 03:21:52,960 Arunus. 4960 03:21:53,800 --> 03:21:55,540 I don't want to say Q-ness. 4961 03:21:55,740 --> 03:21:59,700 Because there's going to be a lot of loud noises going on now. 4962 03:22:00,140 --> 03:22:01,100 What I will say is. 4963 03:22:01,340 --> 03:22:02,940 I hope you've got your earmuffs. 4964 03:22:03,700 --> 03:22:07,640 Because this is going to get very, very messy. 4965 03:22:09,320 --> 03:22:12,040 Maybe give my, enter Miami a ring. 4966 03:22:12,940 --> 03:22:14,460 Because we're going to get messy. 4967 03:22:17,240 --> 03:22:18,640 Fantastic joke, Tom. 4968 03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:20,940 And a brilliant play on words. 4969 03:22:21,420 --> 03:22:22,940 And it didn't really make sense. 4970 03:22:23,300 --> 03:22:24,160 But you tried. 4971 03:22:24,320 --> 03:22:25,560 I reserve some items. 4972 03:22:25,860 --> 03:22:26,540 Just for you. 4973 03:22:27,200 --> 03:22:28,240 God loves a trial. 4974 03:22:28,860 --> 03:22:30,180 But he doesn't like a chance. 4975 03:22:30,180 --> 03:22:30,420 Sorry. 4976 03:22:31,040 --> 03:22:32,180 He hates a chance. 4977 03:22:34,320 --> 03:22:38,260 I didn't think God would bear any hatred in his heart. 4978 03:22:38,260 --> 03:22:40,940 With him being God and all. 4979 03:22:42,460 --> 03:22:44,140 But we come to. 4980 03:22:44,220 --> 03:22:44,420 Sorry. 4981 03:22:44,520 --> 03:22:45,700 I need to turn that down. 4982 03:22:45,780 --> 03:22:46,140 It's a bit loud. 4983 03:22:46,760 --> 03:22:48,360 Another situation is this. 4984 03:22:48,660 --> 03:22:49,400 How could. 4985 03:22:49,540 --> 03:22:51,920 If God really did do the business. 4986 03:22:53,220 --> 03:22:56,960 How could he create a situation where evil. 4987 03:22:58,300 --> 03:22:58,620 Oh. 4988 03:22:59,100 --> 03:22:59,540 Good job. 4989 03:22:59,540 --> 03:23:01,320 I had no fucking bullets in the gun. 4990 03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:02,620 We need to. 4991 03:23:03,940 --> 03:23:05,400 Now how am I going to do this? 4992 03:23:06,500 --> 03:23:08,860 Have to go and swap some jewels for some gunpowder. 4993 03:23:10,720 --> 03:23:13,080 Come back to that fucking God riff in a minute. 4994 03:23:14,060 --> 03:23:15,580 But what I was going to say is. 4995 03:23:15,680 --> 03:23:16,660 I'll come back to it now. 4996 03:23:17,120 --> 03:23:19,280 If God really did create the show. 4997 03:23:20,140 --> 03:23:23,600 How did he allow for evil situations to fucking happen? 4998 03:23:23,940 --> 03:23:24,180 Do you know? 4999 03:23:26,180 --> 03:23:27,600 Kind of boggled the mind. 5000 03:23:29,260 --> 03:23:29,440 Ta? 5001 03:23:29,440 --> 03:23:33,340 I really can't answer that at all. 5002 03:23:33,420 --> 03:23:34,020 But I would say. 5003 03:23:34,160 --> 03:23:37,320 Definitely suggest trading in a fucking jewel or two. 5004 03:23:37,540 --> 03:23:39,480 For a lovely bit of gunpowder. 5005 03:23:40,120 --> 03:23:41,300 How have we procured. 5006 03:23:41,600 --> 03:23:42,500 Captain Sack. 5007 03:23:43,980 --> 03:23:45,840 Thank you very much for your tip. 5008 03:23:46,060 --> 03:23:46,800 Of course. 5009 03:23:47,180 --> 03:23:48,180 Then you say. 5010 03:23:48,460 --> 03:23:49,340 24 hour. 5011 03:23:49,600 --> 03:23:51,380 Golf clash stream question mark. 5012 03:23:51,820 --> 03:23:52,260 Who knows. 5013 03:23:52,420 --> 03:23:53,280 And clone name Gibso. 5014 03:23:53,280 --> 03:23:54,080 Thank you very much. 5015 03:23:54,400 --> 03:23:55,000 Through him. 5016 03:23:55,560 --> 03:23:56,240 With him. 5017 03:23:56,360 --> 03:23:56,720 In him. 5018 03:23:56,960 --> 03:23:58,440 In the unity of the Holy Spirit. 5019 03:23:58,620 --> 03:23:59,640 Pleasant travels. 5020 03:24:00,260 --> 03:24:01,080 Thank you very much. 5021 03:24:05,320 --> 03:24:07,400 So we mix the gunpowder up. 5022 03:24:09,540 --> 03:24:10,120 I tell you. 5023 03:24:10,200 --> 03:24:11,320 I fucking have. 5024 03:24:12,380 --> 03:24:14,420 I don't know if it's a monster energy running out. 5025 03:24:14,520 --> 03:24:14,800 But I mean. 5026 03:24:15,580 --> 03:24:19,280 I feel like I'm not as fucking electric as I was an hour ago. 5027 03:24:19,280 --> 03:24:23,040 You get a bit of San Celestino in me here. 5028 03:24:23,300 --> 03:24:24,620 Losing the train of thought here. 5029 03:24:27,440 --> 03:24:27,680 Hmm. 5030 03:24:30,780 --> 03:24:31,880 Need to make some. 5031 03:24:32,920 --> 03:24:34,660 We need to make some rifle bullets. 5032 03:24:40,400 --> 03:24:41,080 Sparky says. 5033 03:24:41,080 --> 03:24:44,560 Satan hates humans because God loves us more than angels. 5034 03:24:44,740 --> 03:24:48,440 What a beautiful Christmas sentiment to make at this time of year. 5035 03:24:48,900 --> 03:24:49,360 Christmas. 5036 03:24:50,480 --> 03:24:50,780 But. 5037 03:24:51,040 --> 03:24:51,520 Obviously. 5038 03:24:51,720 --> 03:24:53,260 We can't really use. 5039 03:24:54,220 --> 03:24:55,720 Exclusionary language like that. 5040 03:24:56,340 --> 03:24:58,660 We should now only refer to Christmas as. 5041 03:24:59,340 --> 03:25:00,940 That time of year again. 5042 03:25:01,180 --> 03:25:03,480 In order to make everybody feel okay with that. 5043 03:25:04,240 --> 03:25:06,060 We don't want to exclude any other religions. 5044 03:25:08,760 --> 03:25:09,280 Multi-religionmas. 5045 03:25:09,660 --> 03:25:10,620 Could be a new one. 5046 03:25:10,620 --> 03:25:13,920 Which includes all major religiosity. 5047 03:25:13,920 --> 03:25:18,160 Craft that. 5048 03:25:18,360 --> 03:25:19,680 Into a rifle scenario. 5049 03:25:21,120 --> 03:25:22,800 And maybe if we got any more. 5050 03:25:22,980 --> 03:25:23,480 No we don't. 5051 03:25:26,440 --> 03:25:27,800 What about Festivus? 5052 03:25:27,900 --> 03:25:29,080 I think it's already been done. 5053 03:25:29,280 --> 03:25:31,060 I think it has already been done. 5054 03:25:33,700 --> 03:25:34,220 Omnimus. 5055 03:25:35,560 --> 03:25:35,960 Merry. 5056 03:25:36,500 --> 03:25:37,940 Merry Omnimus. 5057 03:25:37,940 --> 03:25:38,100 Omnimus. 5058 03:25:38,100 --> 03:25:46,940 What about if you mixed Hanukkah, Christmas 5059 03:25:46,940 --> 03:25:51,760 And whatever the Islamic Christmas is 5060 03:25:51,760 --> 03:25:53,460 Ramadan, is it? 5061 03:25:54,520 --> 03:25:58,180 Ramadan, Hanukkah and Christmas into one mega mix 5062 03:25:58,180 --> 03:25:59,060 Called 5063 03:25:59,060 --> 03:26:05,520 Ramukamus 5064 03:26:05,520 --> 03:26:09,860 Or Christmasdan 5065 03:26:09,860 --> 03:26:12,080 Crinadan 5066 03:26:12,080 --> 03:26:14,140 Crinadan and Tobago 5067 03:26:14,140 --> 03:26:20,700 Maybe someone's come up with a better fucking portmanteau there in the chat 5068 03:26:20,700 --> 03:26:26,440 Animus 5069 03:26:26,440 --> 03:26:27,240 Christmas 5070 03:26:27,240 --> 03:26:29,440 Ramakrish 5071 03:26:29,440 --> 03:26:31,820 Ramakrish 5072 03:26:31,820 --> 03:26:35,060 Let's wait for this fucking Ramakrish to go down 5073 03:26:35,060 --> 03:26:42,100 Now there is a lovely pot or something here 5074 03:26:42,100 --> 03:26:45,020 We've no bullies, but we can craft something 5075 03:26:45,020 --> 03:26:46,020 Bit of lovecraft 5076 03:26:46,020 --> 03:26:53,400 Bombers 5077 03:26:53,400 --> 03:26:55,180 Oh fuck 5078 03:26:55,180 --> 03:27:01,360 Sorry I was reading the chat there and she got fucking crushed by an amazing... 5079 03:27:01,360 --> 03:27:07,440 You have to admire the technology, the construction, the engineering or whatever the fuck that was 5080 03:27:07,440 --> 03:27:08,400 You're dead... 5081 03:27:08,400 --> 03:27:10,400 You're dead... 5082 03:27:10,400 --> 03:27:16,400 Ramadam Milasevic splatmus right there says Kieran as a reference to what just happened... 5083 03:27:16,400 --> 03:27:23,200 Oh for fuck's sake is this where I was shooting the guy's arse? 5084 03:27:24,560 --> 03:27:26,040 We're not back there again are we? 5085 03:27:27,040 --> 03:27:28,000 It's not good... Oh no we're not thank god... 5086 03:27:28,000 --> 03:27:29,000 Thank god... 5087 03:27:29,000 --> 03:27:33,080 I do have to sell the guys... 5088 03:27:33,080 --> 03:27:36,080 I need to swap the fucking jewel with this guy... 5089 03:27:36,080 --> 03:27:37,000 Cruise the jewels... 5090 03:27:37,000 --> 03:27:39,000 I reserve some money... 5091 03:27:39,000 --> 03:27:44,960 Should've... Should've saved the fucking game cause now I have to sell these fucking things again... 5092 03:27:44,960 --> 03:27:45,960 Alright... 5093 03:27:45,960 --> 03:27:49,920 I'll buy it at a high price... 5094 03:27:49,920 --> 03:27:51,920 I know you will you oh you daft bastard... 5095 03:27:51,920 --> 03:27:54,920 You said you buy everything at a high price or even... 5096 03:27:54,920 --> 03:27:56,920 Where'd you get the money? 5097 03:27:56,920 --> 03:27:57,920 Hehehehe... 5098 03:27:57,920 --> 03:28:00,920 That's... That's us... That's us... That's us... That's us... 5099 03:28:00,920 --> 03:28:03,920 And now it's a case of trade again? 5100 03:28:03,920 --> 03:28:06,920 Hehehe... Good instinct stranger... 5101 03:28:06,920 --> 03:28:07,920 Maybe that... 5102 03:28:07,920 --> 03:28:09,920 Oh I knew you'd choose that one... 5103 03:28:09,920 --> 03:28:13,920 Maybe that... Hehehehe... 5104 03:28:13,920 --> 03:28:15,920 Ehhh... Yeah... 5105 03:28:15,920 --> 03:28:22,880 What the fuck I'm doing here? 5106 03:28:22,880 --> 03:28:24,880 Need to... Mix up the medicine... 5107 03:28:24,880 --> 03:28:27,880 Or craft some bloody uh... Rifle out there... 5108 03:28:27,880 --> 03:28:29,880 You've got... You've got a nice nice... 5109 03:28:29,880 --> 03:28:30,880 Go and cause some may here... 5110 03:28:30,880 --> 03:28:31,880 Go in peace... 5111 03:28:31,880 --> 03:28:34,880 To love and serve... Your master... 5112 03:28:36,880 --> 03:28:38,880 Lovely bit of business... 5113 03:28:38,880 --> 03:28:40,880 It seems to be... 5114 03:28:40,880 --> 03:28:44,040 really, we're rocking along right now. 5115 03:28:44,180 --> 03:28:45,920 We're tipping along smoothly. 5116 03:28:46,460 --> 03:28:49,740 Just need to lacerate a few of these fucking evils. 5117 03:28:50,240 --> 03:28:51,080 And we should be grand. 5118 03:28:53,800 --> 03:28:54,720 Here we go. 5119 03:28:56,100 --> 03:28:56,700 Christmas. 5120 03:28:58,540 --> 03:29:00,680 A lovely little bit of chat there. 5121 03:29:00,900 --> 03:29:02,520 Sassy chat from herself. 5122 03:29:03,860 --> 03:29:05,040 Mistress Sass. 5123 03:29:07,120 --> 03:29:09,320 I got crushed here before, so. 5124 03:29:09,940 --> 03:29:10,820 Fucking hell. 5125 03:29:11,680 --> 03:29:13,760 Just do a few of these. 5126 03:29:13,880 --> 03:29:15,560 Craft a few of these and get that. 5127 03:29:16,920 --> 03:29:18,900 Because the merchant will be happy with this. 5128 03:29:18,980 --> 03:29:21,040 He's really into these fucking things here. 5129 03:29:21,960 --> 03:29:23,840 He'll sell that down in the car boot tomorrow. 5130 03:29:26,160 --> 03:29:29,500 What about merchant car boot DLC? 5131 03:29:30,320 --> 03:29:34,740 Where the merchant, replete with many, many items, 5132 03:29:35,460 --> 03:29:38,620 ranging from fish to guns to trinkets, 5133 03:29:39,880 --> 03:29:42,440 goes down to a car boot sale, 5134 03:29:42,940 --> 03:29:44,840 and sells the gear. 5135 03:29:45,980 --> 03:29:48,540 And you, it's a Shenmue-esque quest, 5136 03:29:48,740 --> 03:29:51,120 where you meet lots of different characters at the car boot. 5137 03:29:52,560 --> 03:29:55,640 And, uh, just take it from there, really. 5138 03:29:55,720 --> 03:30:00,840 It's, it's basically, uh, speaks for itself in terms of concept. 5139 03:30:01,900 --> 03:30:05,640 But again, I'm glad the stream exists, because the proof of concept is there. 5140 03:30:06,500 --> 03:30:15,260 And I will be taking legal and litigious steps towards Capcom, or any of those guys, 5141 03:30:15,320 --> 03:30:20,360 if they make, go ahead and make that content without my, over my head. 5142 03:30:20,460 --> 03:30:21,820 You know, if you go over my head, 5143 03:30:22,680 --> 03:30:24,220 then I'll go over, 5144 03:30:24,360 --> 03:30:28,500 I'll do a fucking cartwheel over your gravestone. 5145 03:30:36,500 --> 03:30:37,060 Fuck. 5146 03:30:38,520 --> 03:30:41,060 Who the fuck has got a great shot over there? 5147 03:30:42,080 --> 03:30:43,140 He's got a great shot. 5148 03:30:43,220 --> 03:30:44,540 Where did he practice that? 5149 03:30:45,260 --> 03:30:46,420 Oh, you fucker. 5150 03:30:52,920 --> 03:30:54,580 He's got a great shot on him. 5151 03:30:55,220 --> 03:30:55,980 Pity about his, 5152 03:30:56,600 --> 03:30:58,240 pity about him going to hell now. 5153 03:30:59,800 --> 03:31:00,720 Any time now. 5154 03:31:01,780 --> 03:31:03,100 Oh, now he's still alive. 5155 03:31:04,800 --> 03:31:06,640 My sentiment's exactly, Ada. 5156 03:31:06,780 --> 03:31:07,480 Not again. 5157 03:31:07,640 --> 03:31:09,520 And now he's running towards us at pace. 5158 03:31:09,980 --> 03:31:12,120 This guy does not know when to give up. 5159 03:31:15,500 --> 03:31:16,860 Except for when he does. 5160 03:31:17,660 --> 03:31:20,300 Which is when it's too late for him to even make 5161 03:31:20,300 --> 03:31:23,100 any sort of cognitive step towards giving up. 5162 03:31:23,900 --> 03:31:27,240 A bit like fucking bad habits that you indulge in too much, 5163 03:31:27,400 --> 03:31:28,560 and they are going to kill you. 5164 03:31:29,980 --> 03:31:32,980 This was a bad habit he had, 5165 03:31:33,060 --> 03:31:36,480 which was he didn't know when to give up. 5166 03:31:36,560 --> 03:31:38,660 Sorry, I don't know where I'm going with that one. 5167 03:31:39,480 --> 03:31:41,060 I'm going to talk myself into a hole, 5168 03:31:41,160 --> 03:31:41,840 but I tell you this, 5169 03:31:42,380 --> 03:31:44,800 those guys are going to be in a hole right now. 5170 03:31:47,380 --> 03:31:48,720 And that's one in the chest. 5171 03:31:49,500 --> 03:31:51,860 And here's one for the fucking Christmas season. 5172 03:31:52,180 --> 03:31:53,060 One in the neck. 5173 03:31:53,660 --> 03:31:54,200 Oh, God. 5174 03:31:54,520 --> 03:31:55,180 Oh, God. 5175 03:31:55,560 --> 03:31:55,960 No. 5176 03:32:06,720 --> 03:32:08,260 Look, I'm hoping against hope. 5177 03:32:10,160 --> 03:32:11,360 I'm hoping against hope. 5178 03:32:11,520 --> 03:32:12,040 Bob Dylan. 5179 03:32:12,240 --> 03:32:13,380 Thank you very much, Bob Dylan. 5180 03:32:13,560 --> 03:32:15,900 Slap and gamble away, boys, for your tip. 5181 03:32:16,020 --> 03:32:17,400 I'm sorry I missed out there when you, 5182 03:32:17,460 --> 03:32:18,480 when you tipped in. 5183 03:32:18,480 --> 03:32:24,000 Hopefully now we stay at the top of the stairs. 5184 03:32:24,500 --> 03:32:25,720 Or we start at the top of the stairs, 5185 03:32:25,760 --> 03:32:27,620 because I don't want to go back down to the fucking merchant. 5186 03:32:27,720 --> 03:32:28,460 Yes, this'll do. 5187 03:32:28,520 --> 03:32:28,880 This'll do. 5188 03:32:29,420 --> 03:32:33,040 I think it could be a bit too much there, 5189 03:32:33,120 --> 03:32:35,660 just fucking trying to take them out with the sniper from here. 5190 03:32:35,900 --> 03:32:38,260 What I will do is just utilize Punisher 5191 03:32:38,260 --> 03:32:41,720 at pace like that. 5192 03:32:41,720 --> 03:32:45,760 And that's all part of the pace work that we do here on these streams. 5193 03:32:45,860 --> 03:32:47,620 This is all part of the speed running allure. 5194 03:32:49,180 --> 03:32:49,860 And look at that. 5195 03:32:49,900 --> 03:32:51,340 That was, that was sensual. 5196 03:32:51,500 --> 03:32:55,200 And that had elements of grief attached to it. 5197 03:32:55,400 --> 03:32:56,580 And that, whoa. 5198 03:32:59,380 --> 03:33:00,540 What the fuck happened there? 5199 03:33:00,620 --> 03:33:02,560 I got a bug buster award. 5200 03:33:02,660 --> 03:33:03,980 I don't know what the fuck was going on there. 5201 03:33:05,700 --> 03:33:06,600 Let me have a look. 5202 03:33:06,720 --> 03:33:09,020 Craft a fucking herb with the red there. 5203 03:33:09,280 --> 03:33:11,380 Then wait for that one to come through. 5204 03:33:11,620 --> 03:33:13,440 Craft a yellow and a green, 5205 03:33:13,560 --> 03:33:14,680 even though there's nothing to do. 5206 03:33:14,720 --> 03:33:20,100 I should have sold those at the market at the merchant the last time. 5207 03:33:20,160 --> 03:33:22,880 That's a waste of space inside my fucking case. 5208 03:33:23,720 --> 03:33:28,660 Yo, it's a waste of space. 5209 03:33:29,140 --> 03:33:30,720 Taking up space in my case. 5210 03:33:31,320 --> 03:33:34,160 You know, that's the kind of bars that I want to be able to fucking drop. 5211 03:33:34,260 --> 03:33:36,480 With the beats, the latency, the Bluetooth. 5212 03:33:36,820 --> 03:33:37,840 You understand, right? 5213 03:33:38,240 --> 03:33:38,940 It's not possible. 5214 03:33:39,500 --> 03:33:41,560 And I know that as an artist, 5215 03:33:43,020 --> 03:33:43,960 the rap game, 5216 03:33:44,680 --> 03:33:45,640 whatever you want to call it, 5217 03:33:46,240 --> 03:33:48,900 the production is really, really important. 5218 03:33:49,460 --> 03:33:49,680 You know? 5219 03:33:51,060 --> 03:33:51,860 One of those. 5220 03:33:51,980 --> 03:33:53,240 One in the fucking gooch. 5221 03:33:53,240 --> 03:33:55,540 Ready for business. 5222 03:33:55,760 --> 03:33:56,220 And he's... 5223 03:33:56,220 --> 03:33:56,400 Look! 5224 03:33:56,980 --> 03:33:58,700 Not only did he get a gooch shot, 5225 03:33:59,060 --> 03:34:00,580 he had a flaming arrow. 5226 03:34:02,700 --> 03:34:05,880 Accusations of flamery were leveled towards his groin. 5227 03:34:06,020 --> 03:34:07,940 He really came out of that one. 5228 03:34:08,440 --> 03:34:10,720 Looking like a plum duck. 5229 03:34:11,760 --> 03:34:12,640 Look at this. 5230 03:34:12,920 --> 03:34:13,640 Plum duck. 5231 03:34:13,800 --> 03:34:14,560 Plum duckery. 5232 03:34:15,200 --> 03:34:17,120 I'm just gonna dodge these fucking flights. 5233 03:34:18,820 --> 03:34:21,460 I'm gonna dodge these flights like nobody's biz. 5234 03:34:21,460 --> 03:34:23,820 Miss. 5235 03:34:25,240 --> 03:34:26,620 I'll wait for your head this time. 5236 03:34:26,620 --> 03:34:28,000 I'll wait for your... 5237 03:34:28,000 --> 03:34:29,000 And now I've missed that. 5238 03:34:30,740 --> 03:34:31,720 You dirt. 5239 03:34:33,920 --> 03:34:34,480 Okay. 5240 03:34:34,480 --> 03:34:34,580 Okay. 5241 03:34:34,820 --> 03:34:37,320 So that leaves us in a tricky position 5242 03:34:37,320 --> 03:34:39,160 because we don't really have 5243 03:34:39,160 --> 03:34:42,480 a long-range weapon to vanquish the cunt with. 5244 03:34:42,560 --> 03:34:43,660 What we will do 5245 03:34:43,660 --> 03:34:46,560 is concoct a few bullies 5246 03:34:46,560 --> 03:34:50,520 with our fucking handgun ammo 5247 03:34:50,520 --> 03:34:51,940 and gunpowder 5248 03:34:51,940 --> 03:34:53,480 and then we'll go for a second lot. 5249 03:34:53,700 --> 03:34:54,420 Second batch. 5250 03:34:55,860 --> 03:34:56,800 Let's have a look there 5251 03:34:56,800 --> 03:34:58,300 and we'll go for a third batch as well. 5252 03:34:59,220 --> 03:34:59,400 Yeah. 5253 03:35:01,480 --> 03:35:02,300 It's showtime. 5254 03:35:07,300 --> 03:35:08,180 Beautiful stuff. 5255 03:35:09,160 --> 03:35:10,140 Beautiful love. 5256 03:35:10,820 --> 03:35:11,220 Here we go. 5257 03:35:11,220 --> 03:35:12,860 That's what we're gonna be feeling right now. 5258 03:35:13,860 --> 03:35:14,380 We're feeling 5259 03:35:14,380 --> 03:35:16,980 the sensation of love 5260 03:35:16,980 --> 03:35:20,600 at the most 5261 03:35:20,600 --> 03:35:22,620 inopportune moment. 5262 03:35:24,120 --> 03:35:24,880 Devoid of love. 5263 03:35:25,140 --> 03:35:25,280 The most 5264 03:35:25,280 --> 03:35:27,640 devoid of love situation 5265 03:35:27,640 --> 03:35:29,060 you could ever find yourself in. 5266 03:35:29,600 --> 03:35:30,800 That's love right there. 5267 03:35:31,380 --> 03:35:32,920 You can't put a price on love. 5268 03:35:33,300 --> 03:35:34,180 What is love? 5269 03:35:34,380 --> 03:35:35,300 Does love exist? 5270 03:35:36,180 --> 03:35:36,900 Are we real? 5271 03:35:37,240 --> 03:35:37,920 Do we exist? 5272 03:35:38,920 --> 03:35:40,020 Are we even alive? 5273 03:35:40,020 --> 03:35:42,840 Have we been born yet? 5274 03:35:44,780 --> 03:35:46,860 Or is this just a fucking simulation? 5275 03:35:47,160 --> 03:35:47,840 Simulacrum? 5276 03:35:48,840 --> 03:35:49,280 Who knows? 5277 03:35:49,400 --> 03:35:50,260 Find out more 5278 03:35:50,260 --> 03:35:51,540 next year 5279 03:35:51,540 --> 03:35:54,160 on Christmas. 5280 03:35:55,040 --> 03:35:56,400 Tune in next year 5281 03:35:56,400 --> 03:35:58,000 to find out. 5282 03:36:01,080 --> 03:36:02,760 You'd wonder if fucking 5283 03:36:02,760 --> 03:36:04,140 there's gonna be 5284 03:36:04,140 --> 03:36:05,840 any sort of fucking truth 5285 03:36:05,840 --> 03:36:06,500 to the rumor 5286 03:36:06,500 --> 03:36:08,360 that there's gonna be a return 5287 03:36:08,360 --> 03:36:09,220 a comeback 5288 03:36:09,220 --> 03:36:11,360 of Jesus. 5289 03:36:14,380 --> 03:36:14,580 Well, 5290 03:36:14,840 --> 03:36:15,600 there are rumors. 5291 03:36:15,760 --> 03:36:16,640 Plenty of rumors. 5292 03:36:17,080 --> 03:36:18,240 There's been no evidence 5293 03:36:18,240 --> 03:36:19,640 to suggest that it's gonna happen 5294 03:36:19,640 --> 03:36:20,320 as of yet. 5295 03:36:21,540 --> 03:36:23,220 I did think it was gonna happen 5296 03:36:23,220 --> 03:36:24,100 a couple years ago 5297 03:36:24,100 --> 03:36:24,900 during the Euros. 5298 03:36:26,040 --> 03:36:26,440 And, 5299 03:36:26,560 --> 03:36:27,620 oh fuck, 5300 03:36:27,740 --> 03:36:28,200 watch out. 5301 03:36:30,020 --> 03:36:30,420 Yeah. 5302 03:36:31,020 --> 03:36:31,360 There's a, 5303 03:36:31,480 --> 03:36:31,740 oh, 5304 03:36:31,900 --> 03:36:32,960 the bad batch of cunts. 5305 03:36:33,160 --> 03:36:33,940 And there's more coming 5306 03:36:33,940 --> 03:36:34,740 from below as well. 5307 03:36:34,860 --> 03:36:35,280 Don't worry, 5308 03:36:35,340 --> 03:36:35,940 what we'll do is 5309 03:36:35,940 --> 03:36:37,440 we'll take this at a lovely, 5310 03:36:37,700 --> 03:36:38,160 lovely pace 5311 03:36:38,160 --> 03:36:39,180 called speedrun 5312 03:36:39,180 --> 03:36:40,740 seduction pace 5313 03:36:40,740 --> 03:36:42,200 where we 5314 03:36:42,200 --> 03:36:43,880 lure these fuckers down 5315 03:36:43,880 --> 03:36:46,460 a darkened pathway 5316 03:36:46,460 --> 03:36:47,380 into destruction 5317 03:36:47,380 --> 03:36:47,880 and death. 5318 03:36:48,440 --> 03:36:49,600 But it's the misery 5319 03:36:49,600 --> 03:36:50,800 that we're putting them out of. 5320 03:36:50,860 --> 03:36:52,280 It's like a mercy kill, 5321 03:36:52,360 --> 03:36:52,600 really. 5322 03:36:55,420 --> 03:36:57,280 And that's mercy-licious. 5323 03:36:57,280 --> 03:37:02,540 Jesus will return. 5324 03:37:03,500 --> 03:37:05,020 Neither late nor early, 5325 03:37:05,120 --> 03:37:06,960 but precisely when he intends to. 5326 03:37:07,580 --> 03:37:08,600 But it would be nice 5327 03:37:08,600 --> 03:37:10,340 just to have an idea, 5328 03:37:10,640 --> 03:37:10,880 you know, 5329 03:37:10,940 --> 03:37:11,700 because then 5330 03:37:11,700 --> 03:37:12,880 if I knew, 5331 03:37:13,300 --> 03:37:14,340 then, 5332 03:37:14,500 --> 03:37:14,700 you know, 5333 03:37:14,760 --> 03:37:15,860 if I knew that it was going to be 5334 03:37:15,860 --> 03:37:17,160 well after I was gone, 5335 03:37:18,540 --> 03:37:19,860 then I wouldn't be holding out 5336 03:37:19,860 --> 03:37:20,620 for it so much, 5337 03:37:20,680 --> 03:37:20,900 you know, 5338 03:37:20,980 --> 03:37:21,760 I wouldn't really be, 5339 03:37:21,880 --> 03:37:22,280 oh fuck, 5340 03:37:22,520 --> 03:37:23,960 I wouldn't really be as scared 5341 03:37:23,960 --> 03:37:26,080 as the Bible's prophecies 5342 03:37:26,080 --> 03:37:27,660 make you, 5343 03:37:27,740 --> 03:37:27,920 you know. 5344 03:37:32,060 --> 03:37:32,480 Yeah, 5345 03:37:32,540 --> 03:37:33,300 it would be handy 5346 03:37:33,300 --> 03:37:34,200 to have some 5347 03:37:34,200 --> 03:37:35,460 ballpark area 5348 03:37:35,460 --> 03:37:37,000 of the return of the Messiah, 5349 03:37:37,220 --> 03:37:37,700 do you know what I mean? 5350 03:37:38,540 --> 03:37:39,900 It just seems a little bit, 5351 03:37:40,440 --> 03:37:41,880 I don't know, 5352 03:37:42,220 --> 03:37:44,380 it's a little bit presumptuous 5353 03:37:44,380 --> 03:37:46,040 that we would all stick around 5354 03:37:46,040 --> 03:37:47,520 with bait and breath, 5355 03:37:47,700 --> 03:37:48,240 you know. 5356 03:37:48,620 --> 03:37:49,620 There's lads downtown 5357 03:37:49,620 --> 03:37:51,300 dying to see the Lord. 5358 03:37:52,280 --> 03:37:53,400 Absolutely dying. 5359 03:37:55,460 --> 03:37:55,940 Literally, 5360 03:37:56,180 --> 03:37:56,920 they're fucking dying. 5361 03:37:58,380 --> 03:37:58,860 Priests, 5362 03:37:59,620 --> 03:38:00,480 seeing the last rites 5363 03:38:00,480 --> 03:38:01,400 and all that sort of stuff, 5364 03:38:02,720 --> 03:38:03,840 we don't even have any, 5365 03:38:04,060 --> 03:38:05,600 we don't even have a time frame 5366 03:38:05,600 --> 03:38:06,220 of the return, 5367 03:38:06,380 --> 03:38:06,560 you know. 5368 03:38:06,980 --> 03:38:08,040 I think maybe that's 5369 03:38:08,040 --> 03:38:09,040 probably another reason 5370 03:38:09,040 --> 03:38:10,720 why they keep us guessing. 5371 03:38:12,460 --> 03:38:13,120 Maybe though, 5372 03:38:13,280 --> 03:38:13,940 maybe the guys 5373 03:38:13,940 --> 03:38:15,040 that wrote the fucking Bible 5374 03:38:15,040 --> 03:38:16,300 had no idea 5375 03:38:16,300 --> 03:38:17,180 what was going on 5376 03:38:17,180 --> 03:38:18,100 in reality anyway, 5377 03:38:18,340 --> 03:38:18,560 either. 5378 03:38:19,060 --> 03:38:19,960 And they just 5379 03:38:19,960 --> 03:38:21,040 were great writers 5380 03:38:21,040 --> 03:38:22,220 and they came up 5381 03:38:22,220 --> 03:38:23,280 with a lot of writing. 5382 03:38:23,960 --> 03:38:24,340 And then, 5383 03:38:25,060 --> 03:38:26,140 when the print and press 5384 03:38:26,140 --> 03:38:26,680 was invented 5385 03:38:26,680 --> 03:38:29,760 and swords and conquests 5386 03:38:29,760 --> 03:38:30,340 were invented, 5387 03:38:31,360 --> 03:38:32,720 we all just said, 5388 03:38:32,820 --> 03:38:32,960 yeah, 5389 03:38:33,140 --> 03:38:33,980 that's the way 5390 03:38:33,980 --> 03:38:34,700 the world is, 5391 03:38:34,780 --> 03:38:35,020 you know. 5392 03:38:36,480 --> 03:38:37,760 It is interesting 5393 03:38:37,760 --> 03:38:38,440 the way that 5394 03:38:38,440 --> 03:38:40,040 the most popular religion 5395 03:38:40,040 --> 03:38:40,500 in the world 5396 03:38:40,500 --> 03:38:41,340 was one that was 5397 03:38:41,340 --> 03:38:42,380 in a way 5398 03:38:42,380 --> 03:38:43,920 forced upon cunts. 5399 03:38:45,500 --> 03:38:46,900 In certain situations, 5400 03:38:47,200 --> 03:38:49,160 in very un-Christianic 5401 03:38:49,160 --> 03:38:51,020 ways and means, 5402 03:38:51,180 --> 03:38:51,440 you know. 5403 03:38:52,820 --> 03:38:53,260 Interesting 5404 03:38:53,260 --> 03:38:54,380 to think 5405 03:38:54,380 --> 03:38:56,520 along those lines. 5406 03:39:00,980 --> 03:39:02,140 Lovely Ada Wong 5407 03:39:02,140 --> 03:39:02,760 work there. 5408 03:39:03,800 --> 03:39:04,460 It's a lovely bit 5409 03:39:04,460 --> 03:39:05,080 of Wong work. 5410 03:39:07,840 --> 03:39:09,120 And I'm a big, 5411 03:39:09,120 --> 03:39:09,880 big fan 5412 03:39:09,880 --> 03:39:12,180 of Ada Wong's 5413 03:39:12,180 --> 03:39:13,120 ability 5414 03:39:13,640 --> 03:39:15,120 to be able to 5415 03:39:15,120 --> 03:39:16,560 transform 5416 03:39:16,560 --> 03:39:18,220 a nightmarish scenario 5417 03:39:18,220 --> 03:39:19,120 into one that is 5418 03:39:19,120 --> 03:39:19,700 quite pleasant 5419 03:39:19,700 --> 03:39:20,660 and very, 5420 03:39:20,660 --> 03:39:22,400 very seductive. 5421 03:39:24,900 --> 03:39:26,300 She does a great job 5422 03:39:26,300 --> 03:39:27,200 and we're looking 5423 03:39:27,200 --> 03:39:27,980 into the fucking 5424 03:39:27,980 --> 03:39:29,240 future right now 5425 03:39:29,240 --> 03:39:30,320 and all I can see 5426 03:39:30,320 --> 03:39:31,480 is pain, Tom. 5427 03:39:31,780 --> 03:39:32,700 Big time pain. 5428 03:39:32,840 --> 03:39:33,880 There's a lot of cunts 5429 03:39:33,880 --> 03:39:34,660 ahead of us 5430 03:39:34,660 --> 03:39:35,440 in caves, 5431 03:39:35,820 --> 03:39:36,500 in laboratories. 5432 03:39:37,000 --> 03:39:37,660 We're talking 5433 03:39:37,660 --> 03:39:38,980 regenerators, 5434 03:39:39,140 --> 03:39:40,060 the whole shebangle. 5435 03:39:40,400 --> 03:39:41,880 A whole gamut 5436 03:39:41,880 --> 03:39:43,720 of assholes, 5437 03:39:44,380 --> 03:39:44,760 scum, 5438 03:39:45,540 --> 03:39:46,360 bad actors, 5439 03:39:46,580 --> 03:39:47,920 and real nasty 5440 03:39:47,920 --> 03:39:48,860 creations of the 5441 03:39:48,860 --> 03:39:50,080 Umbrella Corporation 5442 03:39:50,080 --> 03:39:51,880 who should really 5443 03:39:51,880 --> 03:39:52,700 have been taken down 5444 03:39:52,700 --> 03:39:53,940 as a limited liability 5445 03:39:53,940 --> 03:39:54,980 company or 5446 03:39:54,980 --> 03:39:55,940 limitedly liable 5447 03:39:55,940 --> 03:39:57,000 company or whatever 5448 03:39:57,000 --> 03:39:57,920 the fucking LLC 5449 03:39:57,920 --> 03:39:58,500 you call that. 5450 03:39:59,600 --> 03:40:00,780 Serious questions 5451 03:40:00,780 --> 03:40:02,900 need to be asked 5452 03:40:02,900 --> 03:40:03,640 about that company 5453 03:40:03,640 --> 03:40:04,120 and how they were 5454 03:40:04,120 --> 03:40:05,000 allowed to operate 5455 03:40:05,000 --> 03:40:06,120 in Spain 5456 03:40:06,120 --> 03:40:07,620 and in the United States 5457 03:40:07,620 --> 03:40:08,540 of Raccoon City. 5458 03:40:09,620 --> 03:40:10,700 It's okay, Francis. 5459 03:40:10,840 --> 03:40:11,560 Thank you very much 5460 03:40:11,560 --> 03:40:12,300 for the tip there 5461 03:40:12,300 --> 03:40:13,060 and a link 5462 03:40:13,060 --> 03:40:14,560 that I can't fucking click. 5463 03:40:15,680 --> 03:40:16,500 Save the game there. 5464 03:40:17,240 --> 03:40:18,240 And that's beautiful. 5465 03:40:18,460 --> 03:40:19,600 We'll override 5466 03:40:19,600 --> 03:40:20,700 the data. 5467 03:40:24,660 --> 03:40:25,740 Rats on the floor 5468 03:40:25,740 --> 03:40:26,680 with a couple of 5469 03:40:26,680 --> 03:40:28,020 coquedlows coming up. 5470 03:40:28,180 --> 03:40:28,740 Let's make sure 5471 03:40:28,740 --> 03:40:29,640 we've got our items 5472 03:40:29,640 --> 03:40:30,780 well and truly equipped. 5473 03:40:30,980 --> 03:40:31,880 Maybe we can craft 5474 03:40:31,880 --> 03:40:32,420 a few fucking 5475 03:40:32,420 --> 03:40:33,380 shotgun bullies. 5476 03:40:34,540 --> 03:40:35,660 That should do us. 5477 03:40:35,660 --> 03:40:43,800 be more say 5478 03:40:43,800 --> 03:40:44,900 more say more say 5479 03:40:44,900 --> 03:40:44,920 more say. 5480 03:40:49,880 --> 03:40:50,680 Let's have a little 5481 03:40:50,680 --> 03:40:51,160 look here. 5482 03:40:51,240 --> 03:40:52,000 Make sure that we're 5483 03:40:52,000 --> 03:40:52,960 not fucking missing out 5484 03:40:52,960 --> 03:40:54,200 on any pearls of wisdom. 5485 03:40:54,340 --> 03:40:55,320 Jesus will return 5486 03:40:55,320 --> 03:40:56,440 dot dot dot 5487 03:40:56,440 --> 03:40:57,660 from Arsenal 5488 03:40:57,660 --> 03:40:59,260 to save Man City's 5489 03:40:59,260 --> 03:40:59,540 season. 5490 03:41:00,020 --> 03:41:00,560 Great stuff there 5491 03:41:00,560 --> 03:41:01,300 from Food Wallet. 5492 03:41:02,940 --> 03:41:04,000 Entire shebangled 5493 03:41:04,000 --> 03:41:05,000 the Hurt Locker. 5494 03:41:05,220 --> 03:41:06,220 It's a pretty good 5495 03:41:06,220 --> 03:41:07,080 sickly American. 5496 03:41:07,260 --> 03:41:07,640 Oh, you're having 5497 03:41:07,640 --> 03:41:08,200 that's some 5498 03:41:08,200 --> 03:41:09,440 conversation I'm not 5499 03:41:09,440 --> 03:41:09,900 privy to. 5500 03:41:10,020 --> 03:41:10,680 You're right. 5501 03:41:10,720 --> 03:41:11,520 It would be better. 5502 03:41:12,080 --> 03:41:13,260 You don't wang. 5503 03:41:13,560 --> 03:41:14,500 Don't you wang me, 5504 03:41:14,600 --> 03:41:14,840 baby. 5505 03:41:15,080 --> 03:41:17,080 More wang puns. 5506 03:41:17,980 --> 03:41:19,760 It's a veritable 5507 03:41:19,760 --> 03:41:21,640 feast of puns 5508 03:41:21,640 --> 03:41:22,240 and action 5509 03:41:22,240 --> 03:41:22,980 going on there. 5510 03:41:23,080 --> 03:41:23,840 And look at this. 5511 03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:25,340 Bye bye. 5512 03:41:27,240 --> 03:41:28,240 another straggler. 5513 03:41:28,240 --> 03:41:28,840 Another straggler 5514 03:41:28,840 --> 03:41:29,940 who should have 5515 03:41:29,940 --> 03:41:30,600 actually been 5516 03:41:30,600 --> 03:41:32,760 left to die 5517 03:41:32,760 --> 03:41:33,800 before he came back. 5518 03:41:34,540 --> 03:41:35,640 I've wasted a lot 5519 03:41:35,640 --> 03:41:36,180 of bullets there. 5520 03:41:37,260 --> 03:41:37,880 And now I'm getting 5521 03:41:37,880 --> 03:41:39,140 fucking ram shafted 5522 03:41:39,140 --> 03:41:41,320 by Ramesteen O'Bailey. 5523 03:41:42,080 --> 03:41:43,300 A new monk. 5524 03:41:47,100 --> 03:41:48,260 The new monk. 5525 03:41:52,940 --> 03:41:53,580 You're fucking 5526 03:41:53,580 --> 03:41:54,340 joking me. 5527 03:41:56,120 --> 03:41:56,960 Sorry about that. 5528 03:41:57,060 --> 03:41:57,700 Got a little bit 5529 03:41:57,700 --> 03:41:58,300 fucking upset 5530 03:41:58,300 --> 03:41:58,940 with the amount 5531 03:41:58,940 --> 03:41:59,960 of fucking paste 5532 03:41:59,960 --> 03:42:00,500 in that guy 5533 03:42:00,500 --> 03:42:01,020 was taking. 5534 03:42:01,180 --> 03:42:02,260 He really had his 5535 03:42:02,260 --> 03:42:04,400 body ready 5536 03:42:04,400 --> 03:42:04,880 for that. 5537 03:42:05,240 --> 03:42:05,740 I don't know how 5538 03:42:05,740 --> 03:42:06,200 I should have 5539 03:42:06,200 --> 03:42:06,720 stabbed him 5540 03:42:06,720 --> 03:42:07,140 in the neck 5541 03:42:07,140 --> 03:42:08,580 when the quick 5542 03:42:08,580 --> 03:42:09,320 time event came. 5543 03:42:09,400 --> 03:42:10,100 And look at this. 5544 03:42:10,520 --> 03:42:11,240 It's herself. 5545 03:42:13,140 --> 03:42:13,740 Bye bye. 5546 03:42:14,740 --> 03:42:15,500 Good night. 5547 03:42:15,940 --> 03:42:16,720 God bless. 5548 03:42:17,340 --> 03:42:18,340 And that's a lovely 5549 03:42:18,340 --> 03:42:19,480 bit of throat work 5550 03:42:19,480 --> 03:42:19,780 there. 5551 03:42:21,120 --> 03:42:22,120 Hyper violence. 5552 03:42:22,760 --> 03:42:23,500 We shouldn't 5553 03:42:23,500 --> 03:42:24,180 glory in it. 5554 03:42:24,280 --> 03:42:25,000 We shouldn't 5555 03:42:25,000 --> 03:42:27,260 promote it. 5556 03:42:27,460 --> 03:42:28,120 We should 5557 03:42:28,120 --> 03:42:29,040 denounce it 5558 03:42:29,040 --> 03:42:30,380 in all its forms. 5559 03:42:31,060 --> 03:42:31,860 Because it's not 5560 03:42:31,860 --> 03:42:32,600 who we are. 5561 03:42:33,100 --> 03:42:33,860 It's not who 5562 03:42:33,860 --> 03:42:34,640 we want to be. 5563 03:42:35,160 --> 03:42:35,800 And it's not 5564 03:42:35,800 --> 03:42:36,560 where we're going. 5565 03:42:38,760 --> 03:42:39,560 Unfortunately though 5566 03:42:39,560 --> 03:42:40,420 at this moment 5567 03:42:40,420 --> 03:42:40,840 in time 5568 03:42:40,840 --> 03:42:41,420 it is where 5569 03:42:41,420 --> 03:42:41,760 we're going 5570 03:42:41,760 --> 03:42:42,440 and it's only 5571 03:42:42,440 --> 03:42:42,840 going to get 5572 03:42:42,840 --> 03:42:43,580 more violent 5573 03:42:43,580 --> 03:42:44,060 as well. 5574 03:42:44,260 --> 03:42:45,460 Talking explosions, 5575 03:42:45,960 --> 03:42:46,640 guttings, 5576 03:42:46,820 --> 03:42:48,060 slashings, 5577 03:42:48,060 --> 03:42:48,680 and what? 5578 03:42:48,980 --> 03:42:49,320 Loads, 5579 03:42:49,440 --> 03:42:50,420 loads else more 5580 03:42:50,420 --> 03:42:50,820 as well. 5581 03:42:51,520 --> 03:42:52,400 Loads else more. 5582 03:42:54,820 --> 03:42:55,780 Just as you get 5583 03:42:55,780 --> 03:42:56,400 down there 5584 03:42:56,400 --> 03:42:57,640 someone taking 5585 03:42:57,640 --> 03:42:58,160 off on a 5586 03:42:58,160 --> 03:42:58,880 fucking speedboat 5587 03:42:58,880 --> 03:42:59,580 but don't worry 5588 03:42:59,580 --> 03:43:00,840 she's got a key. 5589 03:43:01,180 --> 03:43:02,040 She's got the secret. 5590 03:43:02,500 --> 03:43:03,300 She's got the key 5591 03:43:03,300 --> 03:43:03,840 to a 5592 03:43:03,840 --> 03:43:04,900 another boat. 5593 03:43:05,080 --> 03:43:06,280 she's got the key. 5594 03:43:06,800 --> 03:43:07,700 She's got the secret. 5595 03:43:08,380 --> 03:43:09,460 She's gonna wait 5596 03:43:09,460 --> 03:43:11,240 and watch Leon. 5597 03:43:13,900 --> 03:43:14,500 Lovely, 5598 03:43:14,760 --> 03:43:16,100 lovely bit of musical 5599 03:43:16,100 --> 03:43:17,480 riffery there 5600 03:43:17,480 --> 03:43:18,280 from Tom 5601 03:43:18,280 --> 03:43:19,520 and look at those boots. 5602 03:43:19,640 --> 03:43:20,540 They're crazy, Tom. 5603 03:43:22,920 --> 03:43:23,320 You won't, 5604 03:43:23,320 --> 03:43:24,200 you won't see those. 5605 03:43:24,300 --> 03:43:25,060 She wouldn't get those 5606 03:43:25,060 --> 03:43:25,260 down. 5607 03:43:25,400 --> 03:43:25,940 Shoes on. 5608 03:43:26,940 --> 03:43:28,120 Would definitely be 5609 03:43:28,120 --> 03:43:29,120 a specialist store. 5610 03:43:29,120 --> 03:43:30,340 A specialist store. 5611 03:43:32,500 --> 03:43:33,480 Specialist store. 5612 03:43:33,580 --> 03:43:33,740 No, 5613 03:43:33,960 --> 03:43:35,000 save that chapter. 5614 03:43:39,460 --> 03:43:40,320 That's lovely. 5615 03:43:40,620 --> 03:43:41,820 That is really lovely 5616 03:43:41,820 --> 03:43:43,220 and I can see us 5617 03:43:43,220 --> 03:43:44,040 really 5618 03:43:44,040 --> 03:43:46,120 being in, 5619 03:43:47,000 --> 03:43:48,480 ensconced in the bosom 5620 03:43:48,480 --> 03:43:49,160 of Guinness 5621 03:43:49,160 --> 03:43:49,880 later on. 5622 03:43:50,940 --> 03:43:52,220 I just hope that I 5623 03:43:52,220 --> 03:43:53,680 don't hit the beer 5624 03:43:53,680 --> 03:43:54,700 before the end 5625 03:43:54,700 --> 03:43:55,280 of the speedrun 5626 03:43:55,280 --> 03:43:55,960 because that could 5627 03:43:55,960 --> 03:43:57,240 jeopardise the time, Tom. 5628 03:43:58,660 --> 03:43:59,480 Time, Tom, 5629 03:43:59,560 --> 03:44:00,620 would be a great series. 5630 03:44:00,820 --> 03:44:01,840 I'm thinking of pitching it 5631 03:44:01,840 --> 03:44:03,580 to Discovery 5632 03:44:03,580 --> 03:44:05,740 where Tony Robbins 5633 03:44:05,740 --> 03:44:07,160 or whatever his name is 5634 03:44:07,160 --> 03:44:08,240 from fucking Blackhead 5635 03:44:08,240 --> 03:44:09,960 or Baldrick 5636 03:44:09,960 --> 03:44:11,420 goes around 5637 03:44:11,420 --> 03:44:12,580 looking for 5638 03:44:12,580 --> 03:44:13,680 archaeological evidence 5639 03:44:13,680 --> 03:44:14,660 of previous 5640 03:44:14,660 --> 03:44:15,940 generations of Tom 5641 03:44:15,940 --> 03:44:17,980 and a section 5642 03:44:17,980 --> 03:44:18,400 in the show 5643 03:44:18,400 --> 03:44:19,540 called Tomfoolery 5644 03:44:19,540 --> 03:44:20,280 where we 5645 03:44:20,280 --> 03:44:21,960 delve into a historical 5646 03:44:21,960 --> 03:44:22,860 passage of time 5647 03:44:22,860 --> 03:44:24,300 where we 5648 03:44:24,300 --> 03:44:26,200 see different types 5649 03:44:26,200 --> 03:44:26,700 of Tom 5650 03:44:26,700 --> 03:44:27,920 from the past ages 5651 03:44:27,920 --> 03:44:29,100 who were fools. 5652 03:44:29,100 --> 03:44:29,480 I don't think I'll get 5653 03:44:29,480 --> 03:44:30,100 a straight answer. 5654 03:44:31,820 --> 03:44:33,220 It sounds like a winner 5655 03:44:33,220 --> 03:44:34,760 and definitely worth 5656 03:44:34,760 --> 03:44:35,220 watching. 5657 03:44:35,220 --> 03:44:36,600 definitely better 5658 03:44:36,600 --> 03:44:37,720 than that shite 5659 03:44:37,720 --> 03:44:38,580 I'm a celebrity 5660 03:44:38,580 --> 03:44:39,560 get me out of here. 5661 03:44:40,460 --> 03:44:41,980 More thought-provoking 5662 03:44:41,980 --> 03:44:42,580 perhaps. 5663 03:44:43,220 --> 03:44:44,260 Definitely laden 5664 03:44:44,260 --> 03:44:45,220 with content 5665 03:44:45,220 --> 03:44:47,120 historical and otherwise 5666 03:44:47,120 --> 03:44:48,420 and then of course 5667 03:44:48,420 --> 03:44:49,560 you have the whole 5668 03:44:49,560 --> 03:44:50,900 situation where you 5669 03:44:50,900 --> 03:44:51,480 delve into 5670 03:44:51,480 --> 03:44:52,460 what if 5671 03:44:52,460 --> 03:44:54,080 and could it have been 5672 03:44:54,080 --> 03:44:55,560 and should it have been 5673 03:44:55,560 --> 03:44:57,020 and what would it have 5674 03:44:57,020 --> 03:44:57,620 been like 5675 03:44:57,620 --> 03:44:58,320 at the time. 5676 03:44:58,940 --> 03:44:59,780 There's no end 5677 03:44:59,780 --> 03:45:00,500 to the depth 5678 03:45:00,500 --> 03:45:02,760 of content 5679 03:45:02,760 --> 03:45:03,340 that you could get 5680 03:45:03,340 --> 03:45:03,560 from it. 5681 03:45:04,000 --> 03:45:04,580 Jingle Bell 5682 03:45:04,580 --> 03:45:05,440 and Sperling. 5683 03:45:05,840 --> 03:45:06,540 I want to say 5684 03:45:06,540 --> 03:45:07,880 thank you very much 5685 03:45:07,880 --> 03:45:09,400 and merry happy 5686 03:45:09,400 --> 03:45:12,080 Ramadanmas. 5687 03:45:12,500 --> 03:45:13,940 Ramahannochasmus. 5688 03:45:14,100 --> 03:45:14,580 I was trying to 5689 03:45:14,580 --> 03:45:15,620 amalgamate all 5690 03:45:15,620 --> 03:45:16,640 of the religions 5691 03:45:16,640 --> 03:45:17,680 in one-mas 5692 03:45:17,680 --> 03:45:19,080 in order to 5693 03:45:19,080 --> 03:45:20,700 inclusivize the situation. 5694 03:45:21,280 --> 03:45:21,840 And look at 5695 03:45:21,840 --> 03:45:22,820 Ada's face. 5696 03:45:23,600 --> 03:45:24,960 Great, great, great, 5697 03:45:25,080 --> 03:45:25,940 great, great skin. 5698 03:45:27,380 --> 03:45:28,680 Not a black head 5699 03:45:28,680 --> 03:45:29,340 in sight 5700 03:45:29,340 --> 03:45:30,860 on that nose. 5701 03:45:30,860 --> 03:45:31,040 On that nose. 5702 03:45:32,720 --> 03:45:33,860 Definitely a clean 5703 03:45:33,860 --> 03:45:35,700 definitely a clean 5704 03:45:35,700 --> 03:45:36,240 and clear 5705 03:45:36,240 --> 03:45:36,760 fucking 5706 03:45:36,760 --> 03:45:38,980 routine going on 5707 03:45:38,980 --> 03:45:39,720 there towards the 5708 03:45:39,720 --> 03:45:40,280 end of the night. 5709 03:45:40,800 --> 03:45:41,260 Maybe 5710 03:45:41,260 --> 03:45:43,040 maybe even a few 5711 03:45:43,040 --> 03:45:43,440 of those 5712 03:45:43,440 --> 03:45:44,780 patches that you 5713 03:45:44,780 --> 03:45:45,500 fucking pull off 5714 03:45:45,500 --> 03:45:46,120 the nose there 5715 03:45:46,120 --> 03:45:46,960 and you see all 5716 03:45:46,960 --> 03:45:47,420 the shite 5717 03:45:47,420 --> 03:45:48,600 and then they just 5718 03:45:48,600 --> 03:45:49,340 come back again 5719 03:45:49,340 --> 03:45:50,080 the next day. 5720 03:45:50,640 --> 03:45:51,420 I was always under 5721 03:45:51,420 --> 03:45:53,240 the fucking illusion 5722 03:45:53,240 --> 03:45:54,080 that once you did 5723 03:45:54,080 --> 03:45:54,800 it once they'd 5724 03:45:54,800 --> 03:45:55,600 never come back. 5725 03:45:56,100 --> 03:45:57,240 Just goes on forever. 5726 03:45:57,380 --> 03:45:58,560 It's a never-ending 5727 03:45:58,560 --> 03:46:01,160 blackhead situation. 5728 03:46:02,280 --> 03:46:03,640 And look at the way 5729 03:46:03,640 --> 03:46:04,600 the reverence 5730 03:46:04,600 --> 03:46:05,080 with which 5731 03:46:05,080 --> 03:46:06,260 Krauser kneels 5732 03:46:06,260 --> 03:46:07,400 before his master 5733 03:46:07,400 --> 03:46:08,180 his employer. 5734 03:46:08,700 --> 03:46:09,820 Let's just remember that. 5735 03:46:09,900 --> 03:46:10,440 He's the one who 5736 03:46:10,440 --> 03:46:11,320 pays the bills here. 5737 03:46:12,680 --> 03:46:13,460 And now he has 5738 03:46:13,460 --> 03:46:14,960 in his control 5739 03:46:14,960 --> 03:46:15,880 the amber. 5740 03:46:17,100 --> 03:46:17,620 It's 5741 03:46:17,620 --> 03:46:19,180 not something 5742 03:46:19,180 --> 03:46:20,140 we would have envisaged. 5743 03:46:20,400 --> 03:46:21,000 There's a few 5744 03:46:21,000 --> 03:46:21,880 sleeper sisters 5745 03:46:21,880 --> 03:46:22,540 behind him. 5746 03:46:23,420 --> 03:46:24,380 We still take out 5747 03:46:24,380 --> 03:46:24,840 Krauser. 5748 03:46:25,020 --> 03:46:26,200 We still take out 5749 03:46:26,200 --> 03:46:27,920 Adam Sadler. 5750 03:46:29,580 --> 03:46:32,100 Mine. Mine are Sadler's. 5751 03:46:33,520 --> 03:46:34,700 And now we have 5752 03:46:34,700 --> 03:46:36,380 William Wesker. 5753 03:46:37,420 --> 03:46:38,360 Gun to the head. 5754 03:46:39,500 --> 03:46:40,380 Wurzel Gunnage. 5755 03:46:40,380 --> 03:46:42,720 You're free to refuse. 5756 03:46:44,040 --> 03:46:45,780 Think that gun's gonna be enough? 5757 03:46:47,440 --> 03:46:48,240 Interesting. 5758 03:46:52,500 --> 03:46:54,920 Okay. I'll do it. 5759 03:46:55,800 --> 03:46:57,500 But cost you extra. 5760 03:46:59,560 --> 03:47:06,100 How does she remain so calm, cool, and collected in the face of adversity? 5761 03:47:06,100 --> 03:47:07,120 Waiting, I know. 5762 03:47:08,160 --> 03:47:10,100 How does she remain? 5763 03:47:10,600 --> 03:47:16,240 So clean and sound-looking in the face of adversity. 5764 03:47:16,840 --> 03:47:21,820 I mean, she's been through a lot and not a drop of blood spilt on that dress that she has. 5765 03:47:22,000 --> 03:47:24,940 It's like a jumper, but it's a dress at the same time. 5766 03:47:25,280 --> 03:47:26,520 It's like a jumper dress. 5767 03:47:27,220 --> 03:47:28,060 It's a Jess. 5768 03:47:28,740 --> 03:47:31,520 Thank you very much, Don Petrescu, for your tip there. 5769 03:47:31,740 --> 03:47:32,840 Very, very kind of you. 5770 03:47:34,560 --> 03:47:36,640 Big fans of the jumper dress, Tom. 5771 03:47:37,780 --> 03:47:40,060 Big fans of the jumper dress. I've said it before. 5772 03:47:40,060 --> 03:47:44,480 I mean, not for myself now, but it looks great on the right person. 5773 03:47:48,740 --> 03:47:50,300 And who is the right person? 5774 03:47:52,700 --> 03:47:53,140 Women! 5775 03:47:57,140 --> 03:47:57,980 Great stuff, Tom. 5776 03:47:57,980 --> 03:47:57,980 Great stuff, Tom. 5777 03:47:57,980 --> 03:47:57,980 Great stuff, Tom. 5778 03:47:58,040 --> 03:48:00,120 And that's another scumbag vanquished. 5779 03:48:00,700 --> 03:48:04,820 Very glad that we're dealing out the death at pace here. 5780 03:48:04,920 --> 03:48:08,300 It's not something we anticipated, but it is happening. 5781 03:48:08,540 --> 03:48:09,420 And now we have another one. 5782 03:48:10,140 --> 03:48:10,620 Electrolux. 5783 03:48:11,360 --> 03:48:12,700 There's fucking Electrolux. 5784 03:48:12,780 --> 03:48:13,540 He came at us. 5785 03:48:16,360 --> 03:48:16,840 Electrolux. 5786 03:48:18,880 --> 03:48:22,440 Old Whirlpool. 5787 03:48:22,440 --> 03:48:23,960 Fucking Zanussi. 5788 03:48:24,660 --> 03:48:27,380 Gave him a few fucking things for the drum. 5789 03:48:28,020 --> 03:48:29,560 A few jumpers for the drum. 5790 03:48:31,880 --> 03:48:33,400 Old Zanussi back there. 5791 03:48:33,480 --> 03:48:34,160 We put him down. 5792 03:48:39,760 --> 03:48:41,560 It was time for him to go to sleep. 5793 03:48:43,380 --> 03:48:45,040 We put him on a spin drive. 5794 03:48:45,180 --> 03:48:46,660 Put him on a fucking long cycle. 5795 03:48:48,200 --> 03:48:49,540 Put him on a quick wash. 5796 03:48:55,700 --> 03:48:57,260 A few green herbs there. 5797 03:48:57,600 --> 03:48:59,880 We're Electroluxing our way through this. 5798 03:49:00,920 --> 03:49:01,620 At pace. 5799 03:49:01,720 --> 03:49:02,920 It's beautiful, you know. 5800 03:49:04,360 --> 03:49:05,880 It's beyond reproach. 5801 03:49:07,300 --> 03:49:08,740 Where the fuck am I going? 5802 03:49:09,820 --> 03:49:11,220 Okay, that's up there. 5803 03:49:11,340 --> 03:49:12,180 That's down there. 5804 03:49:12,280 --> 03:49:14,700 We need to go down here and open a sesame. 5805 03:49:17,100 --> 03:49:18,940 Does anyone know how to open this sesame? 5806 03:49:19,040 --> 03:49:19,840 Oh, it opens for you. 5807 03:49:19,880 --> 03:49:20,280 That's great. 5808 03:49:20,460 --> 03:49:23,380 Oh, now we have a funny situation, I think. 5809 03:49:23,380 --> 03:49:25,840 We're some assholes. 5810 03:49:26,160 --> 03:49:26,880 We kill everyone. 5811 03:49:27,660 --> 03:49:29,140 And then move to the next room. 5812 03:49:30,140 --> 03:49:32,700 So it's something that hasn't ever happened before in the game. 5813 03:49:34,200 --> 03:49:35,760 And crystal ore as well. 5814 03:49:37,060 --> 03:49:38,760 Another beautiful trinket. 5815 03:49:39,300 --> 03:49:40,940 With which to sell at pace. 5816 03:49:41,020 --> 03:49:43,260 The merchant who's done really well for himself. 5817 03:49:43,660 --> 03:49:48,240 And he's positioned himself in a number of key strategic locations within this place. 5818 03:49:48,320 --> 03:49:49,460 Don't know how he gets around. 5819 03:49:50,000 --> 03:49:51,220 Don't know how he has license. 5820 03:49:51,220 --> 03:49:52,380 Does he even have license? 5821 03:49:52,380 --> 03:49:55,300 And here's Electrolux now. 5822 03:49:55,720 --> 03:49:56,860 And his buddy Zanussi. 5823 03:49:57,280 --> 03:49:58,280 The two boys, huh? 5824 03:50:00,920 --> 03:50:02,460 You got fucking washed. 5825 03:50:04,940 --> 03:50:05,420 Yeah. 5826 03:50:06,160 --> 03:50:07,120 Dom for Trescu. 5827 03:50:09,800 --> 03:50:10,320 Okay. 5828 03:50:10,820 --> 03:50:11,460 What about this? 5829 03:50:12,500 --> 03:50:13,500 How would you like them apples? 5830 03:50:14,680 --> 03:50:15,500 Fuji apples. 5831 03:50:15,720 --> 03:50:16,300 Very tasty. 5832 03:50:16,460 --> 03:50:17,500 It's very, very sweet. 5833 03:50:18,400 --> 03:50:19,700 And he's getting back up. 5834 03:50:20,740 --> 03:50:21,000 Huh? 5835 03:50:24,680 --> 03:50:25,400 Fuck you. 5836 03:50:29,560 --> 03:50:31,740 He really got my goat there. 5837 03:50:31,740 --> 03:50:35,240 He turns to a big black pile of sludge there. 5838 03:50:36,860 --> 03:50:38,880 He really pissed me off there. 5839 03:50:38,940 --> 03:50:39,820 I got annoyed at him. 5840 03:50:40,100 --> 03:50:45,320 And I apologize for the tone of the stream. 5841 03:50:45,760 --> 03:50:48,520 Changed for a moment or two to one of indignation. 5842 03:50:49,980 --> 03:50:51,640 Not what I want to be putting out there. 5843 03:50:51,680 --> 03:50:53,880 I only want to put out good, positive vibes. 5844 03:50:54,560 --> 03:50:55,800 The positive vibe stream. 5845 03:50:56,100 --> 03:51:00,100 Again, all major religions welcome. 5846 03:51:02,980 --> 03:51:05,340 Including some of the fucking weird ones as well. 5847 03:51:07,600 --> 03:51:09,360 Yeah, I just want to second that. 5848 03:51:09,880 --> 03:51:12,820 Any weirdo religions, you're welcome as well. 5849 03:51:13,220 --> 03:51:15,380 We're talking people who worship carrots. 5850 03:51:16,460 --> 03:51:21,900 And any of the remaining fucking Jim Jones boys who managed to escape death. 5851 03:51:22,760 --> 03:51:26,440 I'm not sure whether or not you still worship that con, but... 5852 03:51:26,440 --> 03:51:26,720 Look. 5853 03:51:27,700 --> 03:51:29,020 This is an open church. 5854 03:51:29,200 --> 03:51:31,240 This is a broad church here we're operating. 5855 03:51:33,540 --> 03:51:34,860 Welcome all comers. 5856 03:51:34,860 --> 03:51:42,480 Thanks, Tom, for fucking putting the world to rights there. 5857 03:51:45,100 --> 03:51:49,220 And that's another sensual piece of gameplay from us. 5858 03:51:49,420 --> 03:51:53,980 We've managed to navigate our way around into a lift scenario. 5859 03:51:54,360 --> 03:51:55,860 I think we've got fucking... 5860 03:51:57,140 --> 03:51:58,480 We got bullets for that. 5861 03:51:58,580 --> 03:51:59,040 We do. 5862 03:51:59,400 --> 03:52:01,800 And we will use that at our discretion. 5863 03:52:02,500 --> 03:52:03,500 Why and how? 5864 03:52:03,960 --> 03:52:05,300 I'll tell you how and why. 5865 03:52:05,440 --> 03:52:06,000 Right now. 5866 03:52:07,000 --> 03:52:07,320 Electrolux. 5867 03:52:09,340 --> 03:52:10,600 Sail on at Harvey's. 5868 03:52:14,340 --> 03:52:15,000 Another one? 5869 03:52:15,320 --> 03:52:15,880 Any more? 5870 03:52:16,320 --> 03:52:16,560 Zenuses? 5871 03:52:17,580 --> 03:52:19,260 All Mormons, welcome here. 5872 03:52:19,380 --> 03:52:21,240 Thank you very much for being a Mormon. 5873 03:52:21,420 --> 03:52:22,120 Thank you very much. 5874 03:52:22,160 --> 03:52:23,100 Thank you very, very much. 5875 03:52:23,500 --> 03:52:25,620 Thank you very much for being a Quaker. 5876 03:52:25,980 --> 03:52:26,820 Thank you very much. 5877 03:52:26,880 --> 03:52:27,840 Thank you very, very much. 5878 03:52:28,580 --> 03:52:30,900 Thank you very much for being a Buddhist. 5879 03:52:32,200 --> 03:52:36,600 Imagine if I just kept doing that for another ten minutes whilst crying. 5880 03:52:37,780 --> 03:52:40,540 It really would be a scene. 5881 03:52:42,120 --> 03:52:43,720 A sumptuous scene of the ages. 5882 03:52:44,140 --> 03:52:46,080 But I don't have it within me to do that. 5883 03:52:46,200 --> 03:52:46,720 And look at this. 5884 03:52:46,980 --> 03:52:47,340 Electrolux. 5885 03:52:47,560 --> 03:52:48,200 Part deux. 5886 03:52:48,620 --> 03:52:49,180 Is there. 5887 03:52:49,300 --> 03:52:50,880 He comes out of a fucking side hatch. 5888 03:52:51,220 --> 03:52:51,800 It's too late. 5889 03:52:52,240 --> 03:52:56,980 We're already moving down towards this buck here who's got a license to sell goods. 5890 03:52:57,360 --> 03:52:58,520 In and around the base. 5891 03:53:07,880 --> 03:53:15,020 Just had to do that to release a little bit of tension because I was annoyed that we had to go back up in order to kill Electrolux. 5892 03:53:15,980 --> 03:53:16,840 Part two. 5893 03:53:16,980 --> 03:53:17,500 Who's made. 5894 03:53:17,740 --> 03:53:21,340 Shuffled across the gangway there towards the lovely red ribbon. 5895 03:53:22,280 --> 03:53:23,220 And then Boomhauer. 5896 03:53:26,040 --> 03:53:27,800 And then Boomhauer part two. 5897 03:53:28,620 --> 03:53:30,520 And then Boomhauer's lament. 5898 03:53:31,260 --> 03:53:33,960 A third and final success of Boomhauer. 5899 03:53:34,780 --> 03:53:37,460 To really set the cat amongst the pigeons. 5900 03:53:38,340 --> 03:53:38,900 Thomas. 5901 03:53:40,900 --> 03:53:42,900 The pigeons are in flight. 5902 03:53:43,500 --> 03:53:43,760 Why? 5903 03:53:44,340 --> 03:53:45,360 A cat is about. 5904 03:53:46,180 --> 03:53:47,360 He's scaring him around. 5905 03:53:48,260 --> 03:53:48,740 He's hungry. 5906 03:53:49,020 --> 03:53:49,780 Hungry for blood. 5907 03:53:50,500 --> 03:53:52,600 And he doesn't give any mercy. 5908 03:53:54,720 --> 03:53:55,760 Of course he doesn't. 5909 03:53:55,760 --> 03:53:56,760 He's a cat. 5910 03:53:56,840 --> 03:53:58,600 He's got something new for you. 5911 03:53:59,340 --> 03:54:02,320 And this guy has another fucking thing that's new for us. 5912 03:54:02,620 --> 03:54:05,080 But he doesn't have anything that we need. 5913 03:54:05,620 --> 03:54:07,260 Because we've got everything we want. 5914 03:54:07,380 --> 03:54:09,760 Your weapons are in good hands, mate. 5915 03:54:10,180 --> 03:54:12,660 Hard times, mate. 5916 03:54:14,100 --> 03:54:15,420 Hard times, mate. 5917 03:54:19,100 --> 03:54:20,680 Let's go into this fighting. 5918 03:54:21,480 --> 03:54:24,360 No fucking pussy footin' around. 5919 03:54:24,560 --> 03:54:29,180 It's just pure, hardcore, unadulterated slaughter. 5920 03:54:29,720 --> 03:54:30,600 It's gonna happen. 5921 03:54:30,680 --> 03:54:31,220 It's gonna happen. 5922 03:54:31,220 --> 03:54:32,040 It's gonna happen very soon. 5923 03:54:32,120 --> 03:54:35,400 And I should really buy something off this guy to make sure I'm not gonna die. 5924 03:54:36,880 --> 03:54:39,500 Maybe even some sort of fucking herb scenario? 5925 03:54:39,880 --> 03:54:41,720 Some rare things on sale. 5926 03:54:42,060 --> 03:54:44,220 What do you have for me that'll do my health good? 5927 03:54:44,780 --> 03:54:45,000 Do you know? 5928 03:54:45,000 --> 03:54:45,720 What do you have? 5929 03:54:45,720 --> 03:54:46,940 What you see is what I've got. 5930 03:54:49,780 --> 03:54:50,600 Nothing there. 5931 03:54:52,060 --> 03:54:53,340 First aid spray, I'll buy it. 5932 03:54:54,640 --> 03:54:55,280 Buy that. 5933 03:54:55,520 --> 03:54:57,060 Better to be over-prepared. 5934 03:54:58,440 --> 03:54:59,120 That'll do. 5935 03:55:00,000 --> 03:55:00,360 Sell. 5936 03:55:00,560 --> 03:55:03,280 Yeah, I'll fucking sell you a crystal ore and a velvet blue. 5937 03:55:04,120 --> 03:55:05,240 You look like you could do with them. 5938 03:55:07,060 --> 03:55:08,040 No problem, man. 5939 03:55:08,100 --> 03:55:09,100 No problemo. 5940 03:55:10,340 --> 03:55:10,940 I will. 5941 03:55:11,040 --> 03:55:11,340 I will. 5942 03:55:11,440 --> 03:55:12,460 I'll just give you this thought. 5943 03:55:12,620 --> 03:55:14,440 I'll put a fucking jewel in a bangle for you. 5944 03:55:15,440 --> 03:55:16,180 Inlay that. 5945 03:55:18,000 --> 03:55:19,000 Lovely gemstone. 5946 03:55:19,080 --> 03:55:20,760 That's a redder and a blueser. 5947 03:55:21,360 --> 03:55:23,120 That's gonna give us a two-col bow. 5948 03:55:24,440 --> 03:55:26,300 A two-col bow is a two-color bonus. 5949 03:55:26,720 --> 03:55:28,360 That's the way we say it in the business. 5950 03:55:28,360 --> 03:55:29,500 You wouldn't know it. 5951 03:55:30,420 --> 03:55:31,200 You wouldn't know it. 5952 03:55:32,680 --> 03:55:34,360 And then we put a red... 5953 03:55:35,360 --> 03:55:37,660 Fucking whatever they're called. 5954 03:55:37,780 --> 03:55:38,420 What are they? 5955 03:55:39,720 --> 03:55:40,460 It's a gemstone. 5956 03:55:40,880 --> 03:55:41,360 Generic gemstone. 5957 03:55:42,600 --> 03:55:43,520 Into the bangle. 5958 03:55:43,700 --> 03:55:45,940 And there's nothing really else to put into the fucking thing. 5959 03:55:46,200 --> 03:55:46,700 There's not. 5960 03:55:47,780 --> 03:55:48,640 That's it, Dunzo. 5961 03:55:56,640 --> 03:55:59,000 He really got happy about that one. 5962 03:55:59,080 --> 03:56:00,240 He was rubbing his hands. 5963 03:56:00,460 --> 03:56:00,640 Fucking... 5964 03:56:02,640 --> 03:56:05,180 Load up these gonsets. 5965 03:56:05,520 --> 03:56:07,500 Stick a few fucking herbs into the mixer here. 5966 03:56:08,740 --> 03:56:10,760 Put a few of these fucking green gons together now. 5967 03:56:11,320 --> 03:56:11,980 A couple of these. 5968 03:56:13,080 --> 03:56:14,260 Could have sold him the yellows though. 5969 03:56:15,340 --> 03:56:16,820 Fucking sold him the yellows. 5970 03:56:17,120 --> 03:56:18,440 I'll leave that till later on. 5971 03:56:19,100 --> 03:56:20,040 Put the... 5972 03:56:20,040 --> 03:56:21,100 That's into a fucking... 5973 03:56:21,100 --> 03:56:21,380 I don't know. 5974 03:56:21,380 --> 03:56:22,640 A few handgun bullets there. 5975 03:56:22,760 --> 03:56:24,200 And then maybe a few of these. 5976 03:56:24,280 --> 03:56:24,920 Shniper boys. 5977 03:56:26,300 --> 03:56:26,560 Nope. 5978 03:56:26,680 --> 03:56:27,260 Not gonna work. 5979 03:56:27,460 --> 03:56:28,160 Not gonna work. 5980 03:56:28,800 --> 03:56:29,620 Save the game. 5981 03:56:29,880 --> 03:56:31,160 You sure... 5982 03:56:31,160 --> 03:56:42,640 Save it again. 5983 03:56:44,080 --> 03:56:45,140 Just to make sure. 5984 03:56:46,820 --> 03:56:48,320 And then... 5985 03:56:48,320 --> 03:56:49,000 Here we go. 5986 03:56:49,400 --> 03:56:49,960 Nothing... 5987 03:56:49,960 --> 03:56:51,260 To us... 5988 03:56:51,260 --> 03:56:51,900 Whatsoever. 5989 03:56:54,100 --> 03:56:54,780 Here we go. 5990 03:56:55,280 --> 03:56:55,980 Let's get ready. 5991 03:56:56,680 --> 03:56:58,080 Let's get ready to rumble. 5992 03:56:58,180 --> 03:56:58,960 PJ and Duncan! 5993 03:57:07,400 --> 03:57:08,380 Yeah, conch. 5994 03:57:09,240 --> 03:57:10,000 No, no, no, no. 5995 03:57:10,000 --> 03:57:10,500 No. 5996 03:57:21,220 --> 03:57:21,700 Oh. 5997 03:57:21,860 --> 03:57:22,900 I gave him one too many. 5998 03:57:23,680 --> 03:57:24,460 One extra there. 5999 03:57:24,520 --> 03:57:25,400 He didn't need it. 6000 03:57:26,120 --> 03:57:27,080 I'll tell you what. 6001 03:57:27,420 --> 03:57:29,240 The fucking show's not over yet, Snake. 6002 03:57:29,440 --> 03:57:30,440 It's not over yet. 6003 03:57:31,260 --> 03:57:31,940 That's lovely. 6004 03:57:32,160 --> 03:57:32,980 That's really nice. 6005 03:57:33,080 --> 03:57:34,900 It's working out liquid smooth, Tom. 6006 03:57:35,780 --> 03:57:36,660 Pure pace. 6007 03:57:36,980 --> 03:57:37,620 Pure drive. 6008 03:57:37,980 --> 03:57:38,580 Pure passion. 6009 03:57:38,980 --> 03:57:39,680 Real determination. 6010 03:57:39,940 --> 03:57:41,220 Another pig-headed... 6011 03:57:42,160 --> 03:57:42,220 Mother... 6012 03:57:42,920 --> 03:57:45,300 Is right here, ready to lay siege upon us. 6013 03:57:45,440 --> 03:57:46,560 You need to fucking kill it. 6014 03:57:47,060 --> 03:57:48,220 You need to make sure you... 6015 03:57:48,220 --> 03:57:49,580 They're put to bed. 6016 03:57:50,020 --> 03:57:51,060 Very, very sooner. 6017 03:57:51,780 --> 03:57:52,840 Very, very sooner. 6018 03:57:55,760 --> 03:57:56,620 Oh, fuck. 6019 03:57:57,480 --> 03:57:57,940 Fuck. 6020 03:58:00,120 --> 03:58:01,520 That pig's got guts. 6021 03:58:01,940 --> 03:58:02,560 He's got guts. 6022 03:58:02,640 --> 03:58:03,600 He's got guns as well. 6023 03:58:05,040 --> 03:58:06,500 Fair fucking play to the pig. 6024 03:58:07,780 --> 03:58:09,140 Johnny's snout... 6025 03:58:09,140 --> 03:58:10,340 Came out of the woodwork. 6026 03:58:10,780 --> 03:58:12,540 Like a fucking hair out of the whippet. 6027 03:58:13,040 --> 03:58:14,100 With a... 6028 03:58:14,100 --> 03:58:15,080 Some kind of fucking... 6029 03:58:15,080 --> 03:58:17,360 Two-stroke engine-powered machine gun. 6030 03:58:18,360 --> 03:58:19,400 Who knows... 6031 03:58:19,400 --> 03:58:20,940 Where he gets his stuff... 6032 03:58:20,940 --> 03:58:21,960 Does he even make it himself? 6033 03:58:22,360 --> 03:58:23,720 Again, we've questioned... 6034 03:58:23,720 --> 03:58:24,800 The mental capacity... 6035 03:58:24,800 --> 03:58:26,440 Of a lot of these adversaries. 6036 03:58:27,340 --> 03:58:28,560 And time and time again... 6037 03:58:28,560 --> 03:58:29,400 They surprise us... 6038 03:58:29,400 --> 03:58:30,940 With even more elaborate ways... 6039 03:58:30,940 --> 03:58:32,060 Of doing the dirty work. 6040 03:58:32,400 --> 03:58:33,360 Which would suggest that... 6041 03:58:33,360 --> 03:58:33,640 Yes. 6042 03:58:34,040 --> 03:58:35,480 They do have a brain... 6043 03:58:35,480 --> 03:58:37,120 Inside those fucking... 6044 03:58:37,120 --> 03:58:38,460 Bizarre skulls of theirs. 6045 03:58:39,640 --> 03:58:41,000 Where do they sleep at night? 6046 03:58:41,080 --> 03:58:41,780 And what do they do... 6047 03:58:41,780 --> 03:58:42,460 On their downtime? 6048 03:58:42,720 --> 03:58:43,520 Do they have phones? 6049 03:58:43,720 --> 03:58:44,480 Do they scroll? 6050 03:58:46,360 --> 03:58:46,640 Do you know? 6051 03:58:46,780 --> 03:58:47,660 Do they shower even? 6052 03:58:47,660 --> 03:58:48,980 Do they have families? 6053 03:58:49,200 --> 03:58:49,720 Loved ones? 6054 03:58:49,980 --> 03:58:50,240 Kin? 6055 03:58:51,980 --> 03:58:53,900 What a weird fucking place. 6056 03:58:54,860 --> 03:58:56,680 What a weird place this is. 6057 03:58:56,800 --> 03:58:57,680 Are they on drugs? 6058 03:59:01,620 --> 03:59:02,100 Bizarre. 6059 03:59:06,300 --> 03:59:08,080 You wanna make sure now... 6060 03:59:08,080 --> 03:59:09,140 Nice and fast. 6061 03:59:09,540 --> 03:59:10,280 Nice and fast. 6062 03:59:10,340 --> 03:59:11,920 And don't waste any ammunition. 6063 03:59:13,180 --> 03:59:13,640 Get them. 6064 03:59:14,080 --> 03:59:15,180 And while they're going is good. 6065 03:59:15,260 --> 03:59:16,260 Get them while they're going is good. 6066 03:59:16,320 --> 03:59:16,320 Get them while they're going is good. 6067 03:59:20,320 --> 03:59:21,100 Nice start. 6068 03:59:22,680 --> 03:59:23,720 Lovely hook shot. 6069 03:59:24,060 --> 03:59:24,700 Then... 6070 03:59:24,700 --> 03:59:25,640 Whips out the shotgun. 6071 03:59:26,040 --> 03:59:27,280 Very very kind to you. 6072 03:59:27,400 --> 03:59:28,020 Very lovely. 6073 03:59:28,220 --> 03:59:28,800 Very lovely. 6074 03:59:29,380 --> 03:59:31,000 You're getting kicked around the place... 6075 03:59:31,000 --> 03:59:31,480 Like a football. 6076 03:59:32,900 --> 03:59:33,460 Fucked up. 6077 03:59:35,820 --> 03:59:37,480 Time to lay a grenade down maybe. 6078 03:59:37,960 --> 03:59:39,600 Maybe put a fucking herb into yourself. 6079 03:59:41,000 --> 03:59:41,640 Thanks Tom. 6080 03:59:41,880 --> 03:59:42,520 I'll take it... 6081 03:59:42,520 --> 03:59:43,540 I'll take it on from here. 6082 03:59:44,080 --> 03:59:45,240 Well that's not enough at all. 6083 03:59:45,380 --> 03:59:46,660 And we're gonna have to fucking get a... 6084 03:59:46,660 --> 03:59:48,380 An aid spray into the mixer as well... 6085 03:59:48,380 --> 03:59:49,360 At some stage of the game. 6086 03:59:50,360 --> 03:59:51,560 Gonna waste a grenade on these... 6087 03:59:51,560 --> 03:59:52,780 Bastards. 6088 03:59:54,620 --> 03:59:55,060 Fuck. 6089 03:59:55,920 --> 03:59:57,720 Take you out of the... 6090 03:59:57,720 --> 03:59:58,560 The holster. 6091 04:00:02,600 --> 04:00:03,320 Fucking... 6092 04:00:03,320 --> 04:00:03,800 He's... 6093 04:00:03,800 --> 04:00:04,660 Strong cunt. 6094 04:00:05,320 --> 04:00:06,080 He is strong. 6095 04:00:07,080 --> 04:00:07,840 He didn't... 6096 04:00:07,840 --> 04:00:10,080 Oh my good god. 6097 04:00:10,600 --> 04:00:11,460 How many more? 6098 04:00:12,300 --> 04:00:13,380 Tell me more. 6099 04:00:16,380 --> 04:00:16,900 Beautiful. 6100 04:00:17,940 --> 04:00:19,080 It's lovely to see. 6101 04:00:19,600 --> 04:00:20,380 It's lovely to see. 6102 04:00:20,440 --> 04:00:22,040 And it feels really nice. 6103 04:00:29,780 --> 04:00:32,000 Feels like I'm fucking wasting time with this lad. 6104 04:00:34,400 --> 04:00:35,940 Oh for fuck's sake. 6105 04:00:42,780 --> 04:00:44,340 Need to lure them here. 6106 04:00:45,620 --> 04:00:46,540 Lure them here. 6107 04:00:46,540 --> 04:00:47,180 And then... 6108 04:00:47,180 --> 04:00:47,700 Boom. 6109 04:00:49,560 --> 04:00:52,420 How is pig head getting a shot onto me there? 6110 04:00:54,120 --> 04:00:57,160 I think it's a flashbang into the fucking mixing unit. 6111 04:00:57,320 --> 04:00:58,340 Give him... 6112 04:00:58,340 --> 04:01:01,140 Enough time to think about what he's become. 6113 04:01:02,020 --> 04:01:04,020 I whip out this punisher unit. 6114 04:01:04,020 --> 04:01:05,020 Maybe the shotgun. 6115 04:01:05,020 --> 04:01:06,940 And then melee the fucker. 6116 04:01:07,280 --> 04:01:07,960 Like that. 6117 04:01:08,380 --> 04:01:09,660 And then a boom hour. 6118 04:01:10,100 --> 04:01:10,820 Not enough time. 6119 04:01:10,920 --> 04:01:11,560 Not enough time. 6120 04:01:11,680 --> 04:01:12,380 Evade the kick. 6121 04:01:12,580 --> 04:01:13,120 Evade the kick. 6122 04:01:13,920 --> 04:01:14,740 Evade a wang. 6123 04:01:18,580 --> 04:01:19,840 Lob that down there. 6124 04:01:19,980 --> 04:01:21,820 And that's us into the fucking... 6125 04:01:21,820 --> 04:01:23,260 End zone with this prick. 6126 04:01:24,360 --> 04:01:30,220 Tell me you're fucking dead. 6127 04:01:30,220 --> 04:01:30,300 Dead. 6128 04:01:41,420 --> 04:01:42,380 Fuck me man. 6129 04:01:43,140 --> 04:01:43,980 He's strong. 6130 04:01:45,340 --> 04:01:46,080 What a cunt. 6131 04:01:46,200 --> 04:01:47,520 I've got a massive grenade. 6132 04:01:47,760 --> 04:01:48,160 Like what I mean. 6133 04:01:48,240 --> 04:01:49,880 It's wasting some of the big hitters. 6134 04:01:50,160 --> 04:01:51,480 On small fish. 6135 04:01:57,180 --> 04:01:59,060 Have you heard him fucking... 6136 04:01:59,060 --> 04:02:01,260 That's him Dunskies. 6137 04:02:02,440 --> 04:02:03,340 Thank fuck. 6138 04:02:05,080 --> 04:02:05,440 Oh. 6139 04:02:05,840 --> 04:02:07,900 That was dedicated to the Mormons. 6140 04:02:14,640 --> 04:02:15,120 Yeah. 6141 04:02:15,220 --> 04:02:15,960 I'd like to throw... 6142 04:02:15,960 --> 04:02:18,520 Extend the dedication from... 6143 04:02:18,520 --> 04:02:19,580 Not just the Mormons. 6144 04:02:19,700 --> 04:02:21,080 But to Quakers as well. 6145 04:02:21,820 --> 04:02:23,100 And to Quaker Oats. 6146 04:02:24,000 --> 04:02:25,340 Who have made... 6147 04:02:25,340 --> 04:02:25,860 Brilliant. 6148 04:02:26,240 --> 04:02:26,640 Orange. 6149 04:02:26,980 --> 04:02:27,300 Oats. 6150 04:02:27,620 --> 04:02:28,400 All my life. 6151 04:02:29,180 --> 04:02:30,420 And I look forward to eating... 6152 04:02:30,420 --> 04:02:30,760 Some more. 6153 04:02:30,820 --> 04:02:31,900 It's up there with Flavins. 6154 04:02:32,000 --> 04:02:33,460 But doesn't really reach... 6155 04:02:33,460 --> 04:02:33,620 Flavins. 6156 04:02:33,620 --> 04:02:34,500 Doesn't touch... 6157 04:02:34,500 --> 04:02:35,660 Flavins is clear. 6158 04:02:36,560 --> 04:02:37,260 Flavins is... 6159 04:02:37,260 --> 04:02:38,200 Is clear of everyone. 6160 04:02:38,860 --> 04:02:39,620 If I'm to be honest. 6161 04:02:40,300 --> 04:02:41,140 But uh... 6162 04:02:41,140 --> 04:02:41,780 Quaker Oats. 6163 04:02:42,180 --> 04:02:43,040 Well done to you. 6164 04:02:43,100 --> 04:02:43,780 You've done well. 6165 04:02:43,780 --> 04:02:45,420 And you make a great product. 6166 04:02:46,360 --> 04:02:46,760 I'm... 6167 04:02:46,760 --> 04:02:47,120 I'd... 6168 04:02:47,120 --> 04:02:48,500 I'd happily eat... 6169 04:02:48,500 --> 04:02:50,000 Bowl after bowl... 6170 04:02:50,000 --> 04:02:51,000 After bowl... 6171 04:02:51,000 --> 04:02:52,520 Of your stuff. 6172 04:02:53,020 --> 04:02:53,700 It's fantastic. 6173 04:02:53,940 --> 04:02:54,280 Well done. 6174 04:02:55,000 --> 04:02:55,680 Happy Christmas. 6175 04:02:55,680 --> 04:03:00,120 What a lovely... 6176 04:03:00,120 --> 04:03:01,540 Lovely sentiment there Tom. 6177 04:03:01,780 --> 04:03:02,680 And look at these Christmas lights... 6178 04:03:03,560 --> 04:03:04,680 That have been... 6179 04:03:04,680 --> 04:03:05,740 Put into the game... 6180 04:03:05,740 --> 04:03:06,220 On a whim. 6181 04:03:07,340 --> 04:03:08,540 On a whim in a prayer. 6182 04:03:08,880 --> 04:03:09,480 And then we... 6183 04:03:09,480 --> 04:03:10,440 Push through... 6184 04:03:10,440 --> 04:03:12,440 Break down the fucking barriers of Babylon. 6185 04:03:12,780 --> 04:03:13,940 Into the next round. 6186 04:03:15,220 --> 04:03:16,820 Pat Kenny's in the round. 6187 04:03:16,820 --> 04:03:17,260 Please stand. 6188 04:03:19,260 --> 04:03:19,880 Where's Louise? 6189 04:03:21,920 --> 04:03:23,300 He was worried about you. 6190 04:03:24,620 --> 04:03:25,440 Until the end. 6191 04:03:28,540 --> 04:03:29,280 Great stuff. 6192 04:03:29,340 --> 04:03:32,680 Come on. 6193 04:03:33,420 --> 04:03:34,260 We don't have much time. 6194 04:03:35,520 --> 04:03:36,560 Let's get rid of these things. 6195 04:03:38,800 --> 04:03:39,340 For Louise. 6196 04:03:45,500 --> 04:03:47,060 Another call from Louise. 6197 04:03:47,920 --> 04:03:48,440 Ada come in. 6198 04:03:48,980 --> 04:03:50,840 There's a lab where we can remove the parasites. 6199 04:03:51,080 --> 04:03:52,420 Or Louise is dead I think actually. 6200 04:03:52,420 --> 04:04:14,360 Odd time. 6201 04:04:14,540 --> 04:04:15,820 Thank you very much there. 6202 04:04:15,880 --> 04:04:17,620 I hope you're getting on well. 6203 04:04:17,720 --> 04:04:18,280 Odd time. 6204 04:04:18,280 --> 04:04:20,760 Welcome. 6205 04:04:21,480 --> 04:04:21,840 Ooh. 6206 04:04:22,060 --> 04:04:23,140 What are you buying? 6207 04:04:24,480 --> 04:04:25,440 I'm not buying anything. 6208 04:04:25,560 --> 04:04:26,660 I've sold you everything. 6209 04:04:26,840 --> 04:04:28,720 Maybe some aid spray or something. 6210 04:04:28,860 --> 04:04:30,000 That's gonna fucking help me. 6211 04:04:30,320 --> 04:04:31,320 Relieve the pain. 6212 04:04:31,760 --> 04:04:33,380 But you'd never have what I want. 6213 04:04:33,440 --> 04:04:34,260 When I want it. 6214 04:04:36,080 --> 04:04:38,000 Why don't you keep quiet? 6215 04:04:38,200 --> 04:04:38,340 Yeah? 6216 04:04:40,160 --> 04:04:41,680 Talking fucking shite the whole time. 6217 04:04:45,260 --> 04:04:46,120 What about this? 6218 04:04:46,200 --> 04:04:47,040 We've nothing in there. 6219 04:04:47,140 --> 04:04:49,380 Obviously we need to fucking find something down here. 6220 04:04:50,700 --> 04:04:52,340 Researchers scrawled note. 6221 04:04:52,420 --> 04:04:52,760 Okay. 6222 04:04:52,920 --> 04:04:53,480 Can't rush. 6223 04:04:53,820 --> 04:04:55,060 Gotta get the facts down. 6224 04:04:56,100 --> 04:04:56,600 First. 6225 04:04:57,100 --> 04:04:59,480 The test subjects are loose in the facility. 6226 04:05:00,060 --> 04:05:00,380 Second. 6227 04:05:01,300 --> 04:05:02,780 The only way out is shut. 6228 04:05:03,700 --> 04:05:05,600 The high voltage power is missing. 6229 04:05:05,960 --> 04:05:08,400 The exit won't open without one. 6230 04:05:09,760 --> 04:05:10,720 The freezer! 6231 04:05:12,160 --> 04:05:13,820 There is a power unit in there. 6232 04:05:13,920 --> 04:05:17,820 It's an emergency power supply for when one of the test subjects escapes. 6233 04:05:18,820 --> 04:05:20,220 It should do the job. 6234 04:05:21,260 --> 04:05:21,840 Problem is... 6235 04:05:22,880 --> 04:05:24,380 Sorry about that. 6236 04:05:25,020 --> 04:05:25,800 Problem is... 6237 04:05:25,800 --> 04:05:26,700 Thanks very much, hentai. 6238 04:05:27,060 --> 04:05:28,180 It's not my religion. 6239 04:05:28,860 --> 04:05:30,480 But if it's yours... 6240 04:05:30,480 --> 04:05:30,940 Fair play. 6241 04:05:31,000 --> 04:05:32,180 Just keep it away from me. 6242 04:05:32,880 --> 04:05:33,840 Problem is... 6243 04:05:33,840 --> 04:05:37,000 How do I get there without one of those fucking things running wild? 6244 04:05:37,840 --> 04:05:38,500 I need to think. 6245 04:05:40,360 --> 04:05:41,200 Can't give up. 6246 04:05:42,140 --> 04:05:42,940 Got a family. 6247 04:05:43,580 --> 04:05:48,080 How about treat these little fucking things as an acting... 6248 04:05:48,080 --> 04:05:49,420 What do you call it? 6249 04:05:49,940 --> 04:05:50,340 Workshop. 6250 04:05:50,460 --> 04:05:51,980 Where I try to add... 6251 04:05:52,760 --> 04:05:55,800 A bit to the lines like I'm doing an audition for a fucking show. 6252 04:06:00,420 --> 04:06:02,980 It's an emergency power supply for... 6253 04:06:03,900 --> 04:06:06,060 When one of the fucking test subjects escapes. 6254 04:06:06,980 --> 04:06:08,040 Should do the job. 6255 04:06:09,740 --> 04:06:10,740 Problem is... 6256 04:06:10,740 --> 04:06:14,300 How do I get there with those things running wild? 6257 04:06:15,560 --> 04:06:16,520 I need to think. 6258 04:06:17,560 --> 04:06:18,400 Can't give up. 6259 04:06:19,680 --> 04:06:20,640 Got a family. 6260 04:06:22,720 --> 04:06:23,520 I can... 6261 04:06:23,520 --> 04:06:24,300 I can make it. 6262 04:06:24,660 --> 04:06:25,640 I can do this. 6263 04:06:26,260 --> 04:06:26,880 I have to. 6264 04:06:28,920 --> 04:06:29,760 For them! 6265 04:06:31,920 --> 04:06:35,260 Thought I just had a little bit of fucking pizzazz for the last line there... 6266 04:06:35,260 --> 04:06:37,460 Because I wanted to leave an impression on the audience. 6267 04:06:46,720 --> 04:06:47,120 Sorry. 6268 04:06:47,280 --> 04:06:48,200 Quick blow of the nose there. 6269 04:06:53,640 --> 04:06:54,360 Lovely stuff. 6270 04:06:54,960 --> 04:06:55,860 And away we go. 6271 04:07:00,580 --> 04:07:04,240 The big massive fucking leather booted stiletto heels... 6272 04:07:04,240 --> 04:07:06,200 Really come in handy when crushing box. 6273 04:07:07,540 --> 04:07:08,400 After box. 6274 04:07:08,640 --> 04:07:09,380 After box. 6275 04:07:11,380 --> 04:07:12,920 Now another... 6276 04:07:12,920 --> 04:07:14,420 This is what I was talking about. 6277 04:07:14,640 --> 04:07:15,240 These... 6278 04:07:15,240 --> 04:07:16,760 Skip all this fucking shit. 6279 04:07:18,760 --> 04:07:21,200 These fuckers are going to come through... 6280 04:07:21,200 --> 04:07:22,760 And they're going to... 6281 04:07:22,760 --> 04:07:24,200 Inadvertently release... 6282 04:07:26,020 --> 04:07:28,200 The regenerators from their fucking... 6283 04:07:28,200 --> 04:07:29,200 Hibernation units. 6284 04:07:29,200 --> 04:07:30,080 Units. 6285 04:07:31,460 --> 04:07:32,740 Here we have fucking... 6286 04:07:32,740 --> 04:07:33,940 Zenusio Tool. 6287 04:07:34,720 --> 04:07:36,740 An Electrolux Dunleavy. 6288 04:07:37,520 --> 04:07:38,200 Followed by... 6289 04:07:39,780 --> 04:07:39,980 Oh! 6290 04:07:41,000 --> 04:07:42,420 Followed by... 6291 04:07:42,420 --> 04:07:44,200 Whirlpool Wavenfist. 6292 04:07:44,200 --> 04:07:57,080 Pure fucking smash and grab scenario here. 6293 04:07:57,160 --> 04:07:58,620 We just absolutely... 6294 04:07:58,620 --> 04:08:00,280 Rinse the lab. 6295 04:08:01,020 --> 04:08:02,600 Pure rinse the lab at Christmas. 6296 04:08:02,820 --> 04:08:04,940 Get as much shite into the fucking... 6297 04:08:04,940 --> 04:08:06,640 Back pocketino as possible. 6298 04:08:07,940 --> 04:08:09,680 Another one of Ada... 6299 04:08:09,680 --> 04:08:10,660 Ada Wong. 6300 04:08:10,780 --> 04:08:12,840 Seven wonders of Ada Wong. 6301 04:08:13,020 --> 04:08:13,480 Where the fuck... 6302 04:08:13,480 --> 04:08:15,420 Would she stash all this stuff? 6303 04:08:15,540 --> 04:08:16,480 There is no... 6304 04:08:16,480 --> 04:08:17,580 Knapsack. 6305 04:08:18,020 --> 04:08:19,280 Or carry a satchel. 6306 04:08:19,400 --> 04:08:20,320 Or anything on her. 6307 04:08:21,980 --> 04:08:22,920 What I will do... 6308 04:08:22,920 --> 04:08:24,480 What I can say is that... 6309 04:08:24,480 --> 04:08:25,480 We have a biosensor scope... 6310 04:08:26,320 --> 04:08:27,480 Just screaming... 6311 04:08:28,160 --> 04:08:29,240 Out to be used. 6312 04:08:29,480 --> 04:08:30,320 And utilized. 6313 04:08:30,320 --> 04:08:33,200 We need to fucking do it... 6314 04:08:33,200 --> 04:08:34,700 In order to get our hands... 6315 04:08:34,700 --> 04:08:36,580 On a juicy, juicy tool. 6316 04:08:36,860 --> 04:08:38,180 I think it's a fucking... 6317 04:08:38,180 --> 04:08:40,400 A wrench or something. 6318 04:08:40,500 --> 04:08:41,200 I'm not sure. 6319 04:08:41,400 --> 04:08:43,100 Is there even any need... 6320 04:08:43,100 --> 04:08:44,100 To take this cunt out? 6321 04:08:44,320 --> 04:08:45,420 He's got a beetle inside him. 6322 04:08:45,440 --> 04:08:45,720 That's it. 6323 04:08:45,760 --> 04:08:46,240 Not a wrench. 6324 04:08:46,380 --> 04:08:46,740 A beetle. 6325 04:08:46,860 --> 04:08:48,040 A juicy, juicy beetle. 6326 04:08:48,600 --> 04:08:49,400 I wonder if I could... 6327 04:08:49,400 --> 04:08:51,240 Double shot these fuckers... 6328 04:08:51,240 --> 04:08:52,680 By getting on a nice angle. 6329 04:08:53,680 --> 04:08:54,900 I want to take two of the... 6330 04:08:54,900 --> 04:08:56,320 Pulsating sacks out... 6331 04:08:57,000 --> 04:08:57,640 At once. 6332 04:08:57,940 --> 04:08:58,100 Yeah. 6333 04:08:58,300 --> 04:08:58,480 Yeah. 6334 04:08:58,620 --> 04:08:59,080 Should be okay. 6335 04:08:59,080 --> 04:08:59,700 Should be okay. 6336 04:08:59,760 --> 04:09:01,340 Supposed to play another game... 6337 04:09:01,340 --> 04:09:02,560 Of chess with Thomas. 6338 04:09:03,140 --> 04:09:04,440 I was supposed to play... 6339 04:09:04,440 --> 04:09:05,720 Another game of chess... 6340 04:09:05,720 --> 04:09:06,300 With Thomas. 6341 04:09:07,500 --> 04:09:08,420 Thanks very much... 6342 04:09:08,420 --> 04:09:09,240 For the tip there, Marie. 6343 04:09:09,320 --> 04:09:10,360 The only problem I see... 6344 04:09:10,360 --> 04:09:10,940 With this is that... 6345 04:09:10,940 --> 04:09:11,760 Once I do it... 6346 04:09:11,760 --> 04:09:12,980 He's gonna pop out of that... 6347 04:09:12,980 --> 04:09:14,140 Fucking chamber unit. 6348 04:09:14,600 --> 04:09:15,840 He's gonna be very close to me. 6349 04:09:21,220 --> 04:09:22,340 A bit too close. 6350 04:09:22,700 --> 04:09:23,220 If you ask me. 6351 04:09:24,820 --> 04:09:25,500 Fucking cunt. 6352 04:09:26,220 --> 04:09:26,360 Oh! 6353 04:09:28,220 --> 04:09:29,080 Tom Jones. 6354 04:09:29,080 --> 04:09:30,080 Thank you very much... 6355 04:09:30,080 --> 04:09:30,920 For that tip there. 6356 04:09:31,020 --> 04:09:32,520 I'm very very sorry as well... 6357 04:09:32,520 --> 04:09:34,180 About the flagrant usage... 6358 04:09:34,180 --> 04:09:35,740 Of the C word. 6359 04:09:35,860 --> 04:09:37,360 Ladies and gentlemen... 6360 04:09:37,360 --> 04:09:38,320 The C word. 6361 04:09:39,100 --> 04:09:40,980 Completely desensitized to it... 6362 04:09:40,980 --> 04:09:42,000 Since I was a child. 6363 04:09:42,560 --> 04:09:43,160 It's used... 6364 04:09:43,160 --> 04:09:44,480 It's used... 6365 04:09:44,480 --> 04:09:46,020 In my part of the world... 6366 04:09:46,600 --> 04:09:47,020 As... 6367 04:09:47,960 --> 04:09:48,520 Within... 6368 04:09:48,520 --> 04:09:48,760 Many... 6369 04:09:48,760 --> 04:09:49,960 In many forms and shapes... 6370 04:09:49,960 --> 04:09:51,260 Sometimes even... 6371 04:09:51,260 --> 04:09:52,880 As a term of endearment... 6372 04:09:52,880 --> 04:09:54,460 I can't really... 6373 04:09:54,460 --> 04:09:55,580 Be that sorry for it. 6374 04:09:55,620 --> 04:09:56,500 If I say sorry... 6375 04:09:56,500 --> 04:09:57,420 I don't mean it. 6376 04:09:58,240 --> 04:09:59,100 This cunt... 6377 04:09:59,100 --> 04:10:00,100 Is... 6378 04:10:00,100 --> 04:10:01,580 Doing my fucking head in. 6379 04:10:05,920 --> 04:10:07,260 Look at the state... 6380 04:10:07,260 --> 04:10:08,460 Of this sad sack. 6381 04:10:09,760 --> 04:10:10,100 Yes! 6382 04:10:12,900 --> 04:10:13,700 It's great. 6383 04:10:13,860 --> 04:10:14,460 It's lovely. 6384 04:10:14,660 --> 04:10:15,480 It's ornate. 6385 04:10:15,860 --> 04:10:16,800 It's a beetle. 6386 04:10:21,000 --> 04:10:21,920 Ornate beetle. 6387 04:10:22,340 --> 04:10:24,040 How are you? 6388 04:10:25,760 --> 04:10:26,320 Just... 6389 04:10:26,320 --> 04:10:27,020 That's a... 6390 04:10:27,020 --> 04:10:28,660 A slice of what it would be like... 6391 04:10:28,660 --> 04:10:30,100 If I welcomed the beetle. 6392 04:10:30,460 --> 04:10:30,880 If the... 6393 04:10:30,880 --> 04:10:33,020 The ornate beetle decided to come home... 6394 04:10:33,020 --> 04:10:33,460 For Christmas. 6395 04:10:33,560 --> 04:10:34,560 And he came through the door. 6396 04:10:34,980 --> 04:10:36,760 And we were all sat around the fire... 6397 04:10:36,760 --> 04:10:38,580 With brandy and holly and baileys... 6398 04:10:38,580 --> 04:10:39,400 And all this sort of stuff. 6399 04:10:40,480 --> 04:10:42,060 And I'd say... 6400 04:10:42,060 --> 04:10:43,200 Ornate beetle. 6401 04:10:43,960 --> 04:10:45,700 How are you? 6402 04:10:46,340 --> 04:10:46,660 The... 6403 04:10:46,660 --> 04:10:48,120 The voice would start to quiver... 6404 04:10:48,120 --> 04:10:49,420 Because it'd been so long... 6405 04:10:49,420 --> 04:10:50,560 Since I seen him. 6406 04:10:50,760 --> 04:10:51,980 I can't believe he's here. 6407 04:10:53,280 --> 04:10:54,860 A lot of love for that beetle. 6408 04:10:54,960 --> 04:10:55,940 A lot of love for that guy. 6409 04:10:55,960 --> 04:10:56,840 He's a good guy. 6410 04:10:57,260 --> 04:10:57,540 Okay? 6411 04:10:57,780 --> 04:10:59,420 He's had a checkered past. 6412 04:10:59,900 --> 04:11:00,280 But that... 6413 04:11:00,280 --> 04:11:01,620 We won't hold that against him. 6414 04:11:01,640 --> 04:11:02,200 He's a beetle. 6415 04:11:02,500 --> 04:11:03,240 He's ornate. 6416 04:11:06,820 --> 04:11:08,000 He's also a killer. 6417 04:11:08,000 --> 04:11:13,360 He's also done a lot of bad things. 6418 04:11:18,180 --> 04:11:19,160 Ornate Tuberty. 6419 04:11:20,280 --> 04:11:20,520 Orn... 6420 04:11:20,520 --> 04:11:23,140 It's great to see a speedrunner in his primes as Galv. 6421 04:11:23,180 --> 04:11:25,760 And this is one of the things that a lot of people... 6422 04:11:25,760 --> 04:11:27,240 Seemingly overlook... 6423 04:11:27,240 --> 04:11:28,820 When they fucking talk about... 6424 04:11:28,820 --> 04:11:30,540 And I am talked about... 6425 04:11:30,540 --> 04:11:32,000 In these speedrunning circles. 6426 04:11:32,140 --> 04:11:33,220 Not just speedrunning circles. 6427 04:11:33,480 --> 04:11:34,940 Just general circles. 6428 04:11:36,940 --> 04:11:45,300 I think a lot of people just don't understand the ins and outs of what it is that I'm trying to do with these runs. 6429 04:11:45,480 --> 04:11:53,580 It's to create a run of pure perfection and honesty, which, as we know, is the best policy. 6430 04:11:54,640 --> 04:12:02,120 The likes of which have never even been considered by you or I or anybody that is to say with this. 6431 04:12:02,700 --> 04:12:03,360 Fuck me. 6432 04:12:03,360 --> 04:12:10,320 What about that, huh? 6433 04:12:10,760 --> 04:12:12,000 What about that? 6434 04:12:13,080 --> 04:12:14,280 What about that? 6435 04:12:14,440 --> 04:12:28,360 Stick that one up your fucking pipe and smoketh upon its glorious, glorious trichromatic crystallized fucking... 6436 04:12:31,460 --> 04:12:38,860 I'll just end that one with an exhalation rather than words because I say it best when I say nothing at all. 6437 04:12:40,540 --> 04:12:41,680 Again, and that brings... 6438 04:12:41,680 --> 04:12:44,580 We've come full circle back round to Ronan Keating again. 6439 04:12:46,320 --> 04:12:48,480 You said it best when you say nothing at all. 6440 04:12:48,740 --> 04:12:49,320 The line... 6441 04:12:49,320 --> 04:12:54,800 The hook and melody robbed from homesteads brings value home. 6442 04:12:55,480 --> 04:13:00,700 If you don't think I'm fucking right in saying that, suggest you go and check it out yourself. 6443 04:13:01,060 --> 04:13:09,540 I shouldn't have to spoon feed you each and every individual trichromatic pearl of wisdom that I'm jamming out. 6444 04:13:11,340 --> 04:13:12,580 Doesn't look like I can get through. 6445 04:13:12,940 --> 04:13:16,240 Well, let's just fucking make sure we can get through it then. 6446 04:13:16,480 --> 04:13:18,640 You know, it's not rocket science. 6447 04:13:19,680 --> 04:13:22,380 I will stick a herb inside the veins there. 6448 04:13:23,620 --> 04:13:24,940 Is there anything even in that? 6449 04:13:25,000 --> 04:13:25,840 Were that two yellows? 6450 04:13:28,200 --> 04:13:28,860 That's us. 6451 04:13:29,100 --> 04:13:30,480 That's us fucking maxed. 6452 04:13:35,140 --> 04:13:36,440 Okay, get the map out. 6453 04:13:36,760 --> 04:13:37,640 Whip out the map. 6454 04:13:37,860 --> 04:13:38,440 And let's see. 6455 04:13:38,520 --> 04:13:40,320 We need to get ourselves to the freezer. 6456 04:13:40,560 --> 04:13:42,140 Can't go through the left and it's blocked. 6457 04:13:42,240 --> 04:13:43,020 So we'll go down here. 6458 04:13:43,100 --> 04:13:45,380 We missed out all the jewels, but it doesn't matter really. 6459 04:13:45,500 --> 04:13:48,900 I mean, I'd happily run through it again in the future. 6460 04:13:50,280 --> 04:13:53,140 Offstream even, just to fucking get that infinite rocket launcher. 6461 04:13:53,140 --> 04:13:59,320 It's something of a personal quest of mine I'd like to fulfill. 6462 04:14:01,560 --> 04:14:08,680 And here we have frozen sacks of shit that you can't touch and they might actually start to fucking attack you if you do touch them. 6463 04:14:10,720 --> 04:14:15,080 Two of the finest circuit breaker units known to man. 6464 04:14:15,360 --> 04:14:19,500 We can plug them into the wall back and she just kind of puts it towards the back there. 6465 04:14:19,600 --> 04:14:20,840 It doesn't go in, it just disappears. 6466 04:14:21,540 --> 04:14:23,320 But we're not going to ask any questions about it. 6467 04:14:23,380 --> 04:14:25,260 We're not going to fucking quibble. 6468 04:14:27,780 --> 04:14:30,120 Okay, this is a bit fucking shit scary now. 6469 04:14:30,120 --> 04:14:32,160 I'm just going to, one moment. 6470 04:14:32,160 --> 04:14:34,160 . 6471 04:14:34,160 --> 04:14:36,160 . 6472 04:14:36,160 --> 04:14:38,160 . 6473 04:14:38,160 --> 04:14:40,160 . 6474 04:14:40,160 --> 04:14:42,160 . 6475 04:14:42,160 --> 04:15:12,140 Thank you. 6476 04:15:12,140 --> 04:15:40,460 I'm well and truly relieved and ready to game on. This is where we stand right now. There's very little separating us from ultimate glory and paradise. That is to say, speedrunning legend is being written as we speak. You're witnessing it. I dare see you've ever seen anything like it before. Now, look at this. 6477 04:15:41,020 --> 04:15:57,320 Doesn't sound great. Sounds like a tormented, anguished soul of sorts. I'm going to have to fucking level accusations of bullet at him. I hope you don't disagree with that. It's not my intended fucking method of dispatchment, but it is the one that I've selected for this particular moment in time. 6478 04:15:57,540 --> 04:16:12,100 Now, what we'll do is, one in the arm, one in the face, one in the back. Missed him. One in the leg, one in the face, one in the parasite, another one in the head. He's got the melee. I can do the fast, quick time event. Now, another two or three. One or two or three into the mixer. He's gone explodey. 6479 04:16:15,300 --> 04:16:21,300 Tom? I missed that there. Sorry, I was having a drink. 6480 04:16:23,300 --> 04:16:37,020 Yeah, just absolutely ravaged a cunt. There's just insane levels of ravagery. Savage ravage. Ratch-ratch-o man, Mandy Savage. And fucking chickens on a spit, a turn spit. 6481 04:16:37,300 --> 04:16:54,260 I wonder, are they even chickens? They are. Look at that. They could be turkeys, with the season that's in it, huh? But I would not go near that for love nor money. Even if I was as hungry as fuck, I would not want to go near that at all. 6482 04:16:56,740 --> 04:17:08,760 The park sort of fucking, that's not to say Moipark are bad. I do enjoy their Kievs from time to time. But I was trying to think of what brand of chickens those would be. But I'm not going to see. 6483 04:17:09,440 --> 04:17:15,220 In case that fucking puts anyone into disrepute, any brand of chicken manufacturer into disrepute. 6484 04:17:16,180 --> 04:17:29,880 As far, all I can say is that Moipark are a very fucking reputable brand of chickens. And again, let me just say it. Their Kievs are fucking golden. Golden Kievs. 6485 04:17:32,700 --> 04:17:33,900 Well done, Moipark. 6486 04:17:37,780 --> 04:17:41,780 What have I got in here? Can I fucking make some more bullets or something? 6487 04:17:42,020 --> 04:17:45,540 Can I... There's more regenerators on the way around the corner here. 6488 04:17:47,760 --> 04:17:53,640 This regenerator is a fucker. He comes at you fast and you really need to have your wits about you. 6489 04:17:56,740 --> 04:17:59,600 The red and a greener. We can craft that. That's nice. 6490 04:18:00,540 --> 04:18:02,000 Put that into the hurt locker. 6491 04:18:06,440 --> 04:18:12,000 I can hear a few tormented wheels of pain from beyond the next door. 6492 04:18:12,820 --> 04:18:19,780 Sounds nasty. Maybe even save the game if there's a typewriter around. Can you find one? Is there one around or is it not even there at all? 6493 04:18:21,280 --> 04:18:28,180 No, you see, I'm forgetting that Leon's mission had a typewriter here, whereas our mission with Ada here, the... 6494 04:18:28,180 --> 04:18:35,060 The beautiful, let's just say it, the beautiful Ada Iron doesn't yield any typewriter-fication whatsoever. 6495 04:18:36,660 --> 04:18:37,180 Now... 6496 04:18:37,180 --> 04:18:40,080 This guy's a... 6497 04:18:40,080 --> 04:18:40,080 This guy's a... 6498 04:18:40,080 --> 04:18:41,980 An absolute scoop noodler. 6499 04:18:42,640 --> 04:18:44,740 He's a real spooge mcdick. 6500 04:18:45,280 --> 04:18:45,460 Oh! 6501 04:18:47,560 --> 04:18:48,640 How am I meant to fucking... 6502 04:18:48,640 --> 04:18:50,640 Do business? 6503 04:18:50,640 --> 04:18:51,200 Do business? 6504 04:18:52,020 --> 04:18:53,620 With a bastard like you. 6505 04:18:53,900 --> 04:18:54,100 Huh? 6506 04:18:54,240 --> 04:18:55,500 How am I meant to do business? 6507 04:18:55,920 --> 04:18:57,240 With a guy like you. 6508 04:18:58,080 --> 04:18:58,480 Huh? 6509 04:18:59,080 --> 04:19:00,440 How am I meant to do business? 6510 04:19:00,640 --> 04:19:01,380 I think that's it. 6511 04:19:01,900 --> 04:19:04,400 But there could be a secondary explosion after it. 6512 04:19:10,880 --> 04:19:11,240 Secondary? 6513 04:19:16,040 --> 04:19:16,660 Oh, he went. 6514 04:19:16,720 --> 04:19:17,420 I didn't hear it. 6515 04:19:17,800 --> 04:19:18,320 He's gone. 6516 04:19:18,900 --> 04:19:19,340 Vaporized. 6517 04:19:20,320 --> 04:19:21,180 Beautiful stuff. 6518 04:19:27,540 --> 04:19:29,460 Missing some serious cream plate. 6519 04:19:29,560 --> 04:19:31,400 We don't have it fucking ready to go. 6520 04:19:32,080 --> 04:19:34,000 Thank you very much there, um... 6521 04:19:34,000 --> 04:19:35,060 For the words of wisdom. 6522 04:19:36,060 --> 04:19:38,080 Horik Hampsey, sort you out, boy. 6523 04:19:38,800 --> 04:19:40,640 Watch out for the Iron Maiden. 6524 04:19:41,940 --> 04:19:43,020 Frank Daglish. 6525 04:19:43,120 --> 04:19:44,140 Thank you very much. 6526 04:19:44,380 --> 04:19:48,520 And I want to apologize for calling you Dal Glish earlier on as well. 6527 04:19:48,620 --> 04:19:50,080 That was just... 6528 04:19:50,080 --> 04:19:52,240 The wrong way to say your name. 6529 04:19:53,240 --> 04:19:54,300 Thank you very much. 6530 04:19:55,780 --> 04:19:59,160 It's the vinegar stroke of midnight, according to Frankie Scalp. 6531 04:19:59,240 --> 04:20:02,240 Therein quality bit of dispatchment, says Antonio. 6532 04:20:02,240 --> 04:20:03,240 And another... 6533 04:20:04,520 --> 04:20:07,340 Sequence of Antoniistic events here. 6534 04:20:08,460 --> 04:20:09,400 Ivan Tony! 6535 04:20:09,960 --> 04:20:10,900 Oh my god. 6536 04:20:11,340 --> 04:20:13,140 That's what you were on about, Aaron, huh? 6537 04:20:13,520 --> 04:20:14,800 That's what you were on about. 6538 04:20:16,000 --> 04:20:16,840 Iron Maiden. 6539 04:20:19,640 --> 04:20:21,180 How were you meant to evade that? 6540 04:20:23,360 --> 04:20:24,680 And now I can't... 6541 04:20:24,680 --> 04:20:25,380 I have no bullets. 6542 04:20:29,060 --> 04:20:33,120 Can anybody enlighten me here as to how I'm meant to fucking kill this lad now? 6543 04:20:33,180 --> 04:20:34,020 I have no fucking bullets. 6544 04:20:34,220 --> 04:20:35,480 I'm just gonna have to run away from him. 6545 04:20:35,820 --> 04:20:36,980 There's gonna be no fighting. 6546 04:20:37,160 --> 04:20:37,940 It's just running away. 6547 04:20:37,940 --> 04:20:41,420 I know you can maybe... 6548 04:20:41,420 --> 04:20:43,100 Pray and spray with the... 6549 04:20:43,100 --> 04:20:44,240 Spray and pray, sorry. 6550 04:20:44,300 --> 04:20:45,200 With the fucking shotgun. 6551 04:20:45,560 --> 04:20:46,080 Bookshot. 6552 04:20:47,160 --> 04:20:47,680 Grenade? 6553 04:20:52,300 --> 04:20:52,960 Oh no. 6554 04:20:53,060 --> 04:20:53,640 He's fast. 6555 04:20:56,220 --> 04:20:56,980 Oh god. 6556 04:20:57,360 --> 04:20:58,320 Oh, look at that. 6557 04:20:58,740 --> 04:20:59,880 It's like a porcupine. 6558 04:21:00,740 --> 04:21:01,920 It's like a fucking hedgehog. 6559 04:21:01,920 --> 04:21:16,300 Get away from him. 6560 04:21:16,740 --> 04:21:17,680 Get away from him. 6561 04:21:19,920 --> 04:21:21,680 Does he follow you through here as well? 6562 04:21:23,340 --> 04:21:24,340 Oh, he does. 6563 04:21:25,360 --> 04:21:26,320 This is frightening. 6564 04:21:26,640 --> 04:21:27,240 I suppose. 6565 04:21:27,640 --> 04:21:29,380 This is a little bit frightening for me. 6566 04:21:30,340 --> 04:21:30,940 Fuck you. 6567 04:21:31,660 --> 04:21:32,340 Fuck you. 6568 04:21:39,180 --> 04:21:40,860 No way can he climb up there. 6569 04:21:45,500 --> 04:21:46,720 Nightmare time. 6570 04:21:48,500 --> 04:21:49,760 Really was a bad dream. 6571 04:21:51,140 --> 04:21:51,700 Really was. 6572 04:21:52,700 --> 04:21:53,780 I've had nightmares. 6573 04:21:54,020 --> 04:21:54,760 I've had nightmares. 6574 04:21:54,920 --> 04:21:56,740 Not nightmares that were that bad now. 6575 04:21:58,820 --> 04:22:00,420 Definitely not that scary. 6576 04:22:01,400 --> 04:22:02,360 Nothing that visceral. 6577 04:22:03,720 --> 04:22:05,020 It was visceral. 6578 04:22:06,140 --> 04:22:08,580 It feels like I've been through this fucking room already. 6579 04:22:09,840 --> 04:22:12,040 Is there anything I've missed back there, Flood? 6580 04:22:13,140 --> 04:22:13,660 Flood. 6581 04:22:14,060 --> 04:22:16,760 Sorry for just shortening the situation there. 6582 04:22:16,980 --> 04:22:19,340 But I mean, I think we need to fucking... 6583 04:22:19,340 --> 04:22:20,500 Times of the essence, man. 6584 04:22:20,940 --> 04:22:23,080 Guinness need to be fucking... 6585 04:22:23,080 --> 04:22:24,500 Alerted to the situation. 6586 04:22:27,080 --> 04:22:29,160 Kenny Dalglese Jr. 6587 04:22:29,320 --> 04:22:30,120 Thank you very much. 6588 04:22:30,160 --> 04:22:32,060 And Tom Jones as well. 6589 04:22:32,900 --> 04:22:33,760 Thank you very much. 6590 04:22:34,300 --> 04:22:35,900 Did I miss anything back there, Flood? 6591 04:22:36,260 --> 04:22:37,840 There's a treasure, but pointless. 6592 04:22:37,960 --> 04:22:38,340 Good man. 6593 04:22:43,620 --> 04:22:44,120 Here's what. 6594 04:22:44,120 --> 04:22:44,180 Here's what. 6595 04:22:47,640 --> 04:22:51,320 Any aid spray, any fucking herbs, anything at all, man. 6596 04:22:51,640 --> 04:22:52,560 You're useless. 6597 04:22:59,900 --> 04:23:01,040 Can I still sell... 6598 04:23:01,040 --> 04:23:02,320 Do I have a black bass? 6599 04:23:02,360 --> 04:23:02,640 I do. 6600 04:23:02,840 --> 04:23:03,840 Sell him the black bass. 6601 04:23:05,780 --> 04:23:07,680 And the ornate beetle, you can have that. 6602 04:23:07,940 --> 04:23:09,060 And the velvet blue. 6603 04:23:09,660 --> 04:23:11,040 And the golden links. 6604 04:23:11,340 --> 04:23:12,960 Once I've stuck a few things into it. 6605 04:23:15,400 --> 04:23:16,800 I've got an idea, actually. 6606 04:23:16,880 --> 04:23:17,640 I'm gonna fucking... 6607 04:23:17,640 --> 04:23:20,080 Not bother with all that claptrap. 6608 04:23:20,640 --> 04:23:22,500 Save the game before I end the game. 6609 04:23:23,000 --> 04:23:24,720 And then, when the stream is done... 6610 04:23:24,720 --> 04:23:26,220 When the speed run is done... 6611 04:23:26,220 --> 04:23:28,320 I'll go back. 6612 04:23:28,400 --> 04:23:30,120 Reload the fucking file. 6613 04:23:30,380 --> 04:23:32,020 And sell all my shite at the end. 6614 04:23:32,360 --> 04:23:33,040 How about that? 6615 04:23:33,160 --> 04:23:35,060 That'll streamline the performance. 6616 04:23:36,600 --> 04:23:38,580 Which is what everybody is here for. 6617 04:23:38,660 --> 04:23:39,820 Let's not forget about that. 6618 04:23:43,220 --> 04:23:45,980 Don't want to fucking cave in and hit the beer... 6619 04:23:45,980 --> 04:23:47,580 Before the speed run ends. 6620 04:23:47,580 --> 04:23:48,460 You'll be able to get out now? 6621 04:23:49,920 --> 04:23:51,000 Yep, you definitely don't. 6622 04:23:51,100 --> 04:23:52,500 I personally now... 6623 04:23:52,500 --> 04:23:54,100 Hit the beer a long time ago. 6624 04:23:54,200 --> 04:23:54,880 I'm not gonna lie. 6625 04:23:55,860 --> 04:23:58,360 But as for yourself, you might need to have your wits about you. 6626 04:23:58,520 --> 04:24:00,940 And you need to be A-OK, ready, top game. 6627 04:24:04,660 --> 04:24:06,160 Christmas-flavored ghosties. 6628 04:24:11,800 --> 04:24:14,820 Now we enter a situation room... 6629 04:24:14,820 --> 04:24:15,820 Known as... 6630 04:24:16,980 --> 04:24:20,320 The lovely, lovely cable car bit of the game. 6631 04:24:20,860 --> 04:24:21,820 And... 6632 04:24:21,820 --> 04:24:23,820 A few boxes to be smashed with those... 6633 04:24:24,400 --> 04:24:26,820 Insane leather stiletto heels. 6634 04:24:29,000 --> 04:24:29,320 Um... 6635 04:24:29,320 --> 04:24:32,980 How and why and where, Tom? 6636 04:24:33,160 --> 04:24:34,020 It'll have to do. 6637 04:24:34,100 --> 04:24:35,120 I don't know. It's a mystery. 6638 04:24:35,520 --> 04:24:36,560 It really is a mystery. 6639 04:24:37,560 --> 04:24:37,820 But it's... 6640 04:24:38,340 --> 04:24:38,820 It's handled... 6641 04:24:39,880 --> 04:24:40,380 With the... 6642 04:24:40,380 --> 04:24:41,780 With the most perfect apply. 6643 04:24:41,780 --> 04:24:43,600 By herself. 6644 04:24:43,940 --> 04:24:46,300 And I think there's a bit of shnipage you can get done here. 6645 04:24:48,220 --> 04:24:48,840 If you're... 6646 04:24:48,840 --> 04:24:50,240 If you're willing to make the effort. 6647 04:24:53,100 --> 04:24:54,340 I'm willing to make the effort. 6648 04:24:54,800 --> 04:24:57,180 Just gonna make sure I've got the correct scopage on that. 6649 04:24:57,260 --> 04:24:57,800 Because biosensor... 6650 04:24:57,800 --> 04:24:58,300 Nice as it is. 6651 04:24:58,300 --> 04:24:59,500 Nice as it is. 6652 04:24:59,620 --> 04:25:02,360 Doesn't give me the range I need... 6653 04:25:02,360 --> 04:25:05,980 In order to fucking really lift that lad's kiaan... 6654 04:25:05,980 --> 04:25:07,380 Off of the fucking shoulders. 6655 04:25:07,780 --> 04:25:08,300 And into... 6656 04:25:08,960 --> 04:25:10,160 Dimension X. 6657 04:25:10,820 --> 04:25:12,120 And that was a missed shot. 6658 04:25:12,660 --> 04:25:14,180 And that was a lovely... 6659 04:25:14,180 --> 04:25:15,880 Lovely, lovely piece of pudding. 6660 04:25:16,500 --> 04:25:18,020 If we had the cream play... 6661 04:25:18,020 --> 04:25:18,940 We could fucking see it. 6662 04:25:18,960 --> 04:25:19,460 Let's have a look. 6663 04:25:19,560 --> 04:25:20,600 See, do we have the cream play? 6664 04:25:20,600 --> 04:25:33,280 oh no we don't bye 6665 04:25:33,280 --> 04:25:44,300 fortunately we don't have it there it was just 6666 04:25:44,300 --> 04:25:48,320 Gary Devil with a black screen and that's crazy Tom 6667 04:25:48,320 --> 04:25:49,600 what went wrong there 6668 04:25:49,600 --> 04:25:53,960 what went wrong I don't know I mean 6669 04:25:53,960 --> 04:25:58,580 range thank you very much for the tip there 6670 04:25:58,580 --> 04:26:02,720 I don't know what went wrong but I tell you there's nothing wrong here 6671 04:26:02,720 --> 04:26:06,640 there's nothing wrong there with the situation we're faced with right now 6672 04:26:06,640 --> 04:26:10,420 there's everything right there is everything right about it 6673 04:26:10,420 --> 04:26:16,340 it's great that you're remaining professional in the face of the 6674 04:26:16,340 --> 04:26:18,600 situation that we have there as well you're not 6675 04:26:18,600 --> 04:26:25,900 offending anyone or saying anything wrong and we've got a lovely situation ahead of ourselves right now as well 6676 04:26:25,900 --> 04:26:33,200 we do indeed whether or not you can lacerate these cunts with a touch of snipe 6677 04:26:33,200 --> 04:26:49,120 that's nice he took one to the leg took an arrow to the knee and that's him gone beautiful oh he's still alive he's still alive and that you've got no fucking thing left you need to use the punisher best luck with you're going to have to use the punisher 6678 04:26:49,120 --> 04:26:56,420 you're going to have to dodge these fucking arrows 6679 04:26:56,420 --> 04:27:03,720 you're doing it you're doing business 6680 04:27:03,720 --> 04:27:11,020 get him 6681 04:27:11,020 --> 04:27:18,320 fuck yeah put him to sleep 6682 04:27:18,320 --> 04:27:25,620 thanks Tom it was really really nasty it was like being on a shooting range 6683 04:27:25,620 --> 04:27:32,920 with all the wrong weaponry i didn't have any fucking scopage just pure guile 6684 04:27:32,920 --> 04:27:40,220 a lovely quip there from the absolutely gorgeous 6685 04:27:40,220 --> 04:27:47,520 and that's not what we're here for 6686 04:27:47,520 --> 04:27:49,520 and that's not what we're here to do 6687 04:27:49,520 --> 04:27:58,820 what about guile 6688 04:27:58,820 --> 04:28:11,820 what about guile 6689 04:28:11,820 --> 04:28:18,120 what about guile that's not doing it let's talk about aether again 6690 04:28:18,120 --> 04:28:26,120 and that's the game saved 6691 04:28:26,120 --> 04:28:34,120 and we can hopefully get something off this guy check out what he's got selling that velvet blue i said i'd do that in the end 6692 04:28:34,120 --> 04:28:43,520 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you can do it anything nice for us though no maybe that 6693 04:28:43,520 --> 04:28:49,220 bang better to be over prepared maybe trade you for some more gunpowder if you've got it no 6694 04:28:49,220 --> 04:28:51,920 this guy has nothing you have nothing 6695 04:28:51,920 --> 04:28:55,360 you keep a lookout for shite 6696 04:28:55,360 --> 04:29:00,200 save it again in case i get fucking brought back to earth 6697 04:29:00,200 --> 04:29:02,900 by these laser boys 6698 04:29:02,900 --> 04:29:09,980 i just want to say thank you very much to you your lord jc who tipped in 6699 04:29:09,980 --> 04:29:13,860 it came through right in the middle of a tumultuous period of snipage 6700 04:29:13,860 --> 04:29:16,620 i didn't get time to look at the tip 6701 04:29:16,620 --> 04:29:19,660 but i have now i want to say thanks very much for it 6702 04:29:19,660 --> 04:29:23,720 he said francis can you tell brendan rogers that he's useless 6703 04:29:23,720 --> 04:29:25,340 and if he doesn't win the league 6704 04:29:25,340 --> 04:29:28,580 he'll be getting a visit from the mystic knights on a crusade 6705 04:29:28,580 --> 04:29:32,280 well i hope against hope that uh 6706 04:29:32,280 --> 04:29:34,900 he does fucking win the league 6707 04:29:34,900 --> 04:29:38,280 and yeah brendan rogers please please please do that 6708 04:29:38,280 --> 04:29:40,160 i want to say thanks very much to your lord 6709 04:29:40,160 --> 04:29:41,560 jc for the tip 6710 04:29:41,560 --> 04:29:43,220 as i remove my bluetooth 6711 04:29:43,220 --> 04:29:46,200 scratch a part of the skull 6712 04:29:46,200 --> 04:29:48,240 that was hidden away 6713 04:29:48,240 --> 04:29:51,480 behind the soft luxurious cushions 6714 04:29:51,480 --> 04:29:56,160 Tom? 6715 04:29:56,160 --> 04:29:57,160 Tom? 6716 04:29:57,160 --> 04:29:58,160 Tom? 6717 04:29:58,160 --> 04:30:27,140 They look like they're great headphones, they look soft and nice but they look, unfortunately, what you get with nice and luxurious feeling, you lack in terms of latency and speed. So, it's a tight one isn't it? Because you'd love to be wireless, you really would be able to walk around and do everything you want like you're doing. But, it'd be nice to have the exact sound that's hitting the screen, hitting your ears at the same time and that's just so unsanitary. 6718 04:30:27,140 --> 04:30:29,960 What's not available? What's not? 6719 04:30:29,960 --> 04:30:39,760 apparently bluetooth mark 5 is out and out there now but i don't have a bluetooth mark 5 receiver 6720 04:30:39,760 --> 04:30:46,320 these headphones are bluetooth mark 5 either and that all rhymed receiver and either lll loads of 6721 04:30:46,320 --> 04:30:53,240 mystic nights thank you very much for the tip there let's just combine these herbs into one 6722 04:30:53,240 --> 04:31:01,060 sensual vile crystal unit and then craft a few lovecraftian rifle bullets as well just to make 6723 04:31:01,060 --> 04:31:09,080 us feel the dream okay nothing too heavy nothing too hectic just a little bit of dream feel 6724 04:31:09,080 --> 04:31:22,220 this is a great scenario here because we can lay siege to electro lux over here there's a passing 6725 04:31:22,220 --> 04:31:30,760 resemblance to fat man from metal gear salad 2 sons of liberty and i tell you this i looked at the 6726 04:31:30,760 --> 04:31:37,580 documentary of the making of sons of liberty which you get on a dvd when you buy the original game back 6727 04:31:37,580 --> 04:32:05,580 and uh... one no two and uh you got a dvd with it the making of and uh apparently no word of a lie now this guy fat man was meant to be called china man that was the guy that the the idea of the character they come up with actually not fat man sorry the guy who is the the flamenco dancer 6728 04:32:05,580 --> 04:32:14,120 was meant to be a character called china man who could move around at pace and uh your man hideo kojima kept on saying 6729 04:32:14,120 --> 04:32:22,660 saying china man and it was i wonder whether or not they had to change it in the end because it was racist 6730 04:32:22,660 --> 04:32:31,200 and so they changed it and so they changed it and so they changed it to a spanish fella who was a flamenco dancer but apparently then the guy who based he based that character 6731 04:32:31,200 --> 04:32:33,360 of the vamp, the flamenco 6732 04:32:33,360 --> 04:32:35,580 dancer, on a real life flamenco 6733 04:32:35,580 --> 04:32:35,980 dancer 6734 04:32:35,980 --> 04:32:39,600 who danced around with his top off. 6735 04:32:41,420 --> 04:32:43,320 It was strange and unusual. 6736 04:32:44,780 --> 04:32:45,400 I don't think how 6737 04:32:45,400 --> 04:32:46,560 the fuck I get up there now. 6738 04:32:47,360 --> 04:32:49,300 Oh yeah, use my 6739 04:32:49,300 --> 04:32:49,880 hook shot. 6740 04:32:52,080 --> 04:32:53,440 Yeah, I'll show you. 6741 04:32:54,180 --> 04:32:55,200 Might watch the video 6742 04:32:55,200 --> 04:32:56,580 because he keeps on saying it. 6743 04:32:58,860 --> 04:32:59,540 Which is 6744 04:32:59,540 --> 04:33:02,640 mildly amusing in its ignorance. 6745 04:33:10,320 --> 04:33:11,480 But I wonder 6746 04:33:11,480 --> 04:33:13,240 if there's kind of 6747 04:33:13,240 --> 04:33:17,400 I wonder if there's sound with that in Japan. 6748 04:33:17,780 --> 04:33:18,680 You know? Whereas 6749 04:33:18,680 --> 04:33:21,360 it wouldn't be sound to say that over here. 6750 04:33:21,740 --> 04:33:22,940 Thank you very much, Thomas. 6751 04:33:23,800 --> 04:33:25,580 Or Mr. Huxtable for the tip. 6752 04:33:25,660 --> 04:33:26,380 I'm on fire! 6753 04:33:27,980 --> 04:33:29,840 I'm on fucking fire, Huxtable. 6754 04:33:35,080 --> 04:33:36,120 But I tell you 6755 04:33:36,120 --> 04:33:37,420 what was... 6756 04:33:37,420 --> 04:33:39,780 Is it okay to laugh at that Kanye video? 6757 04:33:40,000 --> 04:33:40,940 Because every time 6758 04:33:40,940 --> 04:33:43,980 one comes out 6759 04:33:43,980 --> 04:33:45,320 it's like people are going 6760 04:33:45,320 --> 04:33:47,140 oh man, this is someone having an episode. 6761 04:33:47,280 --> 04:33:48,060 You can't do that. 6762 04:33:48,560 --> 04:33:49,040 But I mean, 6763 04:33:49,540 --> 04:33:52,040 he's been having an episode for years now. 6764 04:33:52,740 --> 04:33:54,520 So when's the jig gonna be up? 6765 04:33:54,640 --> 04:33:54,920 Because 6766 04:33:54,920 --> 04:33:56,000 you know, it's... 6767 04:33:57,640 --> 04:33:59,320 Something needs to be done 6768 04:33:59,320 --> 04:34:00,160 if that's the case. 6769 04:34:02,380 --> 04:34:02,780 Tom? 6770 04:34:04,220 --> 04:34:06,120 I'm not privy to any information 6771 04:34:06,120 --> 04:34:06,820 on what you're on about. 6772 04:34:06,880 --> 04:34:07,780 I don't know what the fuck you're on about. 6773 04:34:08,420 --> 04:34:08,980 The video? 6774 04:34:09,440 --> 04:34:10,560 Fucking Kanye West 6775 04:34:10,560 --> 04:34:11,480 saying this and that 6776 04:34:11,480 --> 04:34:12,860 and all the bad words. 6777 04:34:13,460 --> 04:34:14,140 We can't repeat. 6778 04:34:15,460 --> 04:34:16,660 Was there another one, was there? 6779 04:34:18,520 --> 04:34:19,540 Yeah, there was, but 6780 04:34:19,540 --> 04:34:21,320 it's like... 6781 04:34:21,320 --> 04:34:22,720 I don't know whether or not... 6782 04:34:22,720 --> 04:34:23,580 Is he alright? 6783 04:34:23,880 --> 04:34:24,900 Or what's the story? 6784 04:34:27,320 --> 04:34:28,740 I have no idea whatsoever. 6785 04:34:28,900 --> 04:34:29,360 I'm not... 6786 04:34:29,360 --> 04:34:30,660 I don't listen to his music. 6787 04:34:32,420 --> 04:34:33,060 Thanks Tom. 6788 04:34:33,120 --> 04:34:35,120 It's great to have your fucking advice on board. 6789 04:34:35,740 --> 04:34:36,920 We have a herb in the chamber. 6790 04:34:37,160 --> 04:34:38,300 We have nothing left 6791 04:34:38,300 --> 04:34:39,540 in the fucking Punisher. 6792 04:34:40,020 --> 04:34:40,960 We're opting 6793 04:34:40,960 --> 04:34:43,580 to take care of business 6794 04:34:43,580 --> 04:34:45,200 with the striker. 6795 04:34:45,280 --> 04:34:46,580 Now that's a... 6796 04:34:46,580 --> 04:34:47,360 bit of a curveball 6797 04:34:47,360 --> 04:34:48,880 because it doesn't have range 6798 04:34:48,880 --> 04:34:50,820 but it does have a great spread 6799 04:34:50,820 --> 04:34:52,660 at an immediate distance. 6800 04:34:53,420 --> 04:34:54,260 Oh, look at this. 6801 04:34:55,120 --> 04:34:55,880 Spread bet. 6802 04:34:55,880 --> 04:34:58,620 Fucking spread bet. 6803 04:34:59,600 --> 04:35:01,040 Let's get this going as well. 6804 04:35:01,100 --> 04:35:01,460 Now look. 6805 04:35:04,300 --> 04:35:05,960 Are you not dead yet? 6806 04:35:08,180 --> 04:35:09,580 Oh fucking someone... 6807 04:35:09,580 --> 04:35:10,820 Oh my goodness. 6808 04:35:11,380 --> 04:35:12,140 Oh my god. 6809 04:35:15,380 --> 04:35:16,940 Fucking Zanussi over there. 6810 04:35:19,220 --> 04:35:20,520 Zanussi better have dropped 6811 04:35:20,520 --> 04:35:22,120 a herb or something 6812 04:35:22,120 --> 04:35:23,940 because we're going... 6813 04:35:23,940 --> 04:35:25,340 We're going nowhere. 6814 04:35:25,340 --> 04:35:28,760 Ada's fucking limping around. 6815 04:35:29,240 --> 04:35:29,880 Limp biscuit. 6816 04:35:36,640 --> 04:35:38,460 But I thought it was interesting 6817 04:35:38,460 --> 04:35:39,680 the way Kanye West 6818 04:35:39,680 --> 04:35:41,560 was draped in a fucking... 6819 04:35:41,560 --> 04:35:44,560 Albanian flag. 6820 04:35:44,780 --> 04:35:45,740 What's the story there? 6821 04:35:47,340 --> 04:35:49,380 Are the Albanians involved 6822 04:35:49,380 --> 04:35:50,140 in his mind... 6823 04:35:50,140 --> 04:35:51,140 Mind... 6824 04:35:51,140 --> 04:35:52,140 Mind... 6825 04:35:52,920 --> 04:35:53,140 Warp. 6826 04:35:54,220 --> 04:35:55,260 Did they have something 6827 04:35:55,260 --> 04:35:56,140 to do with it or...? 6828 04:35:58,640 --> 04:36:00,100 If there are any 6829 04:36:00,100 --> 04:36:01,240 Albistanis out there 6830 04:36:01,240 --> 04:36:02,900 let us know 6831 04:36:02,900 --> 04:36:04,860 because we are dying 6832 04:36:04,860 --> 04:36:05,960 to find out. 6833 04:36:07,720 --> 04:36:09,340 Here we have a situation 6834 04:36:09,340 --> 04:36:10,500 where we have no 6835 04:36:10,500 --> 04:36:12,500 immediate health benefits 6836 04:36:12,500 --> 04:36:15,740 with which to be able 6837 04:36:15,740 --> 04:36:16,260 to fucking 6838 04:36:16,260 --> 04:36:17,400 sort ourselves out. 6839 04:36:17,640 --> 04:36:18,460 What we can do 6840 04:36:18,460 --> 04:36:20,060 hopefully is 6841 04:36:20,060 --> 04:36:21,280 move around... 6842 04:36:21,280 --> 04:36:22,360 No, I have to go around here. 6843 04:36:23,320 --> 04:36:24,140 This is a... 6844 04:36:24,140 --> 04:36:25,520 This is a bad situation. 6845 04:36:28,060 --> 04:36:29,360 How are we going to get out of this? 6846 04:36:34,020 --> 04:36:35,840 This is a fucking terrible situation. 6847 04:36:40,920 --> 04:36:42,320 All we can do is 6848 04:36:42,320 --> 04:36:43,940 craft as many fucking 6849 04:36:43,940 --> 04:36:44,680 handgun bullets 6850 04:36:44,680 --> 04:36:45,340 and hopefully 6851 04:36:45,340 --> 04:36:46,220 the grenades 6852 04:36:46,220 --> 04:36:47,660 and those handgun bullets 6853 04:36:47,660 --> 04:36:48,920 will do us 6854 04:36:48,920 --> 04:36:50,020 all we need 6855 04:36:50,020 --> 04:36:51,020 when we need it. 6856 04:36:54,320 --> 04:36:55,580 Let's just have a little look here. 6857 04:36:55,720 --> 04:36:56,360 Sláinte care. 6858 04:36:57,660 --> 04:36:58,640 Albania strank. 6859 04:36:59,020 --> 04:36:59,420 World. 6860 04:36:59,700 --> 04:37:00,780 Albanian mind warp. 6861 04:37:01,280 --> 04:37:02,040 Not when he wore 6862 04:37:02,040 --> 04:37:03,020 another Albanian thing 6863 04:37:03,020 --> 04:37:03,880 with vultures on it 6864 04:37:03,880 --> 04:37:04,400 which apparently 6865 04:37:04,400 --> 04:37:05,280 is next album. 6866 04:37:07,780 --> 04:37:08,820 Okay, great stuff. 6867 04:37:09,340 --> 04:37:10,880 Street Fighter animated movie 6868 04:37:10,880 --> 04:37:11,540 is incredible 6869 04:37:11,540 --> 04:37:12,440 in my opinion. 6870 04:37:12,600 --> 04:37:13,640 I'll watch it ten times 6871 04:37:13,640 --> 04:37:14,600 says Seamos. 6872 04:37:15,040 --> 04:37:15,400 Right. 6873 04:37:15,940 --> 04:37:16,700 Don't see how that's 6874 04:37:16,700 --> 04:37:17,660 going to fucking affect 6875 04:37:17,660 --> 04:37:18,320 the situation 6876 04:37:18,320 --> 04:37:18,960 where I don't have 6877 04:37:18,960 --> 04:37:19,700 any herbs all, 6878 04:37:19,740 --> 04:37:19,920 you know? 6879 04:37:21,480 --> 04:37:22,240 But I mean, 6880 04:37:22,340 --> 04:37:24,100 I might give it a lash. 6881 04:37:24,240 --> 04:37:24,880 I don't think 6882 04:37:24,880 --> 04:37:25,800 I will watch Street Fighter. 6883 04:37:25,880 --> 04:37:26,720 Especially not now 6884 04:37:26,720 --> 04:37:27,780 in the middle of all this. 6885 04:37:28,620 --> 04:37:29,440 Thanks very much. 6886 04:37:35,360 --> 04:37:36,520 We're about to face 6887 04:37:36,520 --> 04:37:38,160 a deluge of scum cunts. 6888 04:37:43,160 --> 04:37:43,600 Fuck. 6889 04:37:45,420 --> 04:37:45,860 Okay. 6890 04:37:46,660 --> 04:37:47,380 If he manages 6891 04:37:47,380 --> 04:37:48,660 to get us from there 6892 04:37:48,660 --> 04:37:49,200 or wherever... 6893 04:37:49,200 --> 04:37:49,720 Oh, fuck. 6894 04:37:51,880 --> 04:37:52,500 We're going to have to 6895 04:37:52,500 --> 04:37:53,320 grenade along them. 6896 04:37:54,160 --> 04:38:00,740 It will lure them... 6897 04:38:00,740 --> 04:38:01,660 We'll go up the stairs 6898 04:38:01,660 --> 04:38:02,760 and then run away. 6899 04:38:07,960 --> 04:38:09,340 See how she's so slow 6900 04:38:09,340 --> 04:38:09,720 though, look. 6901 04:38:12,100 --> 04:38:12,900 It's going to really 6902 04:38:12,900 --> 04:38:13,900 fucking piss me off 6903 04:38:13,900 --> 04:38:14,820 when we have to do this again. 6904 04:38:23,120 --> 04:38:23,520 Fuck. 6905 04:38:23,520 --> 04:38:23,520 Fuck. 6906 04:38:29,700 --> 04:38:30,760 And then we'll go for 6907 04:38:30,760 --> 04:38:31,720 another grenade then 6908 04:38:31,720 --> 04:38:32,160 as well. 6909 04:38:34,300 --> 04:38:34,740 Maybe. 6910 04:38:35,000 --> 04:38:35,480 Possibly. 6911 04:38:36,200 --> 04:38:36,760 Definitely. 6912 04:38:36,760 --> 04:38:36,800 Definitely. 6913 04:38:36,800 --> 04:38:38,000 No. 6914 04:38:45,700 --> 04:38:46,340 Fuck off. 6915 04:38:47,340 --> 04:38:50,980 You for your glorious Burke. 6916 04:38:50,980 --> 04:38:52,180 Thank you very much. 6917 04:38:52,180 --> 04:38:52,180 Thank you very much. 6918 04:38:52,180 --> 04:38:52,860 Enoch Burke. 6919 04:38:53,060 --> 04:38:54,240 Giving us a lovely tip 6920 04:38:54,240 --> 04:38:54,820 from prison. 6921 04:38:55,280 --> 04:38:56,200 Beautiful stuff. 6922 04:38:56,540 --> 04:38:57,300 How do you do it? 6923 04:38:57,440 --> 04:38:58,980 Do they let you have phones in there? 6924 04:38:59,280 --> 04:38:59,920 They probably do. 6925 04:39:00,380 --> 04:39:01,680 Heard you can get phones in prison. 6926 04:39:02,480 --> 04:39:04,040 If you pay 800 euro, 6927 04:39:04,320 --> 04:39:06,280 some lad will smuggle a phone 6928 04:39:06,280 --> 04:39:07,140 into prison, 6929 04:39:07,380 --> 04:39:08,200 up his arse, 6930 04:39:08,340 --> 04:39:09,400 and then you can use it. 6931 04:39:09,860 --> 04:39:11,540 I'd definitely give it a wet wipe down 6932 04:39:11,540 --> 04:39:11,760 though, 6933 04:39:12,060 --> 04:39:12,580 to be honest, 6934 04:39:12,620 --> 04:39:13,200 before I would. 6935 04:39:13,300 --> 04:39:14,760 I'd maybe even put it inside 6936 04:39:14,760 --> 04:39:15,600 a fucking thing, 6937 04:39:16,000 --> 04:39:16,180 well, 6938 04:39:16,320 --> 04:39:17,320 so that I never have to 6939 04:39:17,320 --> 04:39:18,080 touch the bits 6940 04:39:18,080 --> 04:39:19,300 that touch the man's arse. 6941 04:39:20,940 --> 04:39:22,260 That's for another day anyway. 6942 04:39:22,260 --> 04:39:23,660 Let's make sure we get 6943 04:39:23,660 --> 04:39:24,700 this fucking bit done 6944 04:39:24,700 --> 04:39:25,080 and dusted. 6945 04:39:25,260 --> 04:39:25,880 Thanks very much, 6946 04:39:25,980 --> 04:39:26,300 Enoch, 6947 04:39:26,420 --> 04:39:27,320 for the tip there. 6948 04:39:27,380 --> 04:39:27,840 Let's do it. 6949 04:39:32,400 --> 04:39:33,200 Oh yeah, 6950 04:39:33,340 --> 04:39:34,000 that was nice. 6951 04:39:34,660 --> 04:39:36,100 That was very Christmassy. 6952 04:39:39,180 --> 04:39:40,340 That was very Christ- 6953 04:39:40,340 --> 04:39:40,800 Oh no. 6954 04:39:41,380 --> 04:39:43,080 That's not Christmas at all. 6955 04:39:44,360 --> 04:39:46,020 That's fucking shite, man. 6956 04:39:50,800 --> 04:39:51,240 Lads, 6957 04:39:52,400 --> 04:39:54,100 bust out the fucking groulsh. 6958 04:39:54,540 --> 04:39:55,260 We did it, 6959 04:39:55,320 --> 04:39:56,420 and we did it with style. 6960 04:39:57,860 --> 04:39:59,060 I think that warrants 6961 04:39:59,060 --> 04:39:59,960 a groulsh, Tom. 6962 04:40:01,660 --> 04:40:02,880 I don't think you should 6963 04:40:02,880 --> 04:40:04,160 really be drinking on stream. 6964 04:40:04,460 --> 04:40:05,860 It sets a bad precedent 6965 04:40:05,860 --> 04:40:07,520 and also a bad example 6966 04:40:07,520 --> 04:40:08,560 for people watching. 6967 04:40:08,920 --> 04:40:10,140 It's almost as if you're 6968 04:40:10,140 --> 04:40:12,420 promoting alcoholic usage 6969 04:40:12,420 --> 04:40:13,120 of alcohol 6970 04:40:13,120 --> 04:40:14,660 in order to fucking get through 6971 04:40:14,660 --> 04:40:16,300 tough situations in life. 6972 04:40:17,580 --> 04:40:19,480 That's exactly what I'm doing, Tom. 6973 04:40:19,840 --> 04:40:20,900 Or what I'm going to be doing. 6974 04:40:21,540 --> 04:40:22,720 I think maybe the next bit. 6975 04:40:22,820 --> 04:40:23,680 Get through the next bit. 6976 04:40:24,100 --> 04:40:25,800 And then I'm hitting the groulsh. 6977 04:40:30,380 --> 04:40:31,620 I wonder if I had to combine 6978 04:40:31,620 --> 04:40:32,680 all those herbs, 6979 04:40:32,780 --> 04:40:33,420 would it have just done 6980 04:40:33,420 --> 04:40:35,200 the same job or more? 6981 04:40:36,820 --> 04:40:37,380 Fuck it. 6982 04:40:37,440 --> 04:40:38,080 It's done. 6983 04:40:38,620 --> 04:40:39,500 What's done is done 6984 04:40:39,500 --> 04:40:40,560 and can't be undone. 6985 04:40:41,100 --> 04:40:42,940 So said Lady Macbeth. 6986 04:40:43,560 --> 04:40:44,520 Back in the day. 6987 04:40:45,380 --> 04:40:45,860 Shakespeare. 6988 04:40:46,380 --> 04:41:06,700 Okay. Shakespeare's sister. Let's move, let's move, let's move. Got another fucking flaming mole. There's another lad throwing fucking accusations of petrol bomb at me. 6989 04:41:07,980 --> 04:41:19,280 Leveling accusations of petroleum bomb at me. They want to obliterate, they want me to die in flames. I ain't gonna give them the satisfaction about that. 6990 04:41:22,520 --> 04:41:37,180 What we can do, what I'm willing to do, is lure these guys down to the barrel. Oh, look at this. Barrel adjuster. Give him the barrel adjuster from afar. 6991 04:41:37,180 --> 04:41:56,080 That's nice. Not great. Not great either. Not the worst. Spot on. Death got dealt. Death got dealt. Tam? 6992 04:41:57,080 --> 04:42:04,160 I seen it. You did well. You took him out. You made him feel bad. You made him feel nothing at all. 6993 04:42:07,580 --> 04:42:13,520 Indeed, he felt nothing at all. He'll know nothing about that now because he's gone long gone silver, they called him. 6994 04:42:14,300 --> 04:42:23,220 I'd certainly made him walk the plank of his own ship of iniquity into a sea of eternal death. 6995 04:42:23,440 --> 04:42:26,160 Eternal life, maybe. Again, coming back to it. 6996 04:42:26,960 --> 04:42:33,500 Is heaven really there? Or is it a pile of old barmy bonkers bullshit? 6997 04:42:35,700 --> 04:42:39,700 Well, look, I don't want to upset anyone with the old barmy bonkers bullshit. 6998 04:42:39,960 --> 04:42:42,140 But, again, we don't really know. 6999 04:42:43,040 --> 04:42:45,100 We don't really know. We can only hope. 7000 04:42:46,200 --> 04:42:47,100 We can only hope. 7001 04:42:47,800 --> 04:42:57,080 I mean, in a way, you either depend on how you want to fucking go, whether it's into the ground or cremated, 7002 04:42:58,320 --> 04:43:03,060 you end up becoming another part of the world through atoms anyway. 7003 04:43:03,280 --> 04:43:05,020 Do you know? So you will live on. 7004 04:43:07,240 --> 04:43:11,080 Yeah, I know, but I'd rather live on as a fucking human. 7005 04:43:11,300 --> 04:43:12,000 Like, it's good crack. 7006 04:43:12,540 --> 04:43:16,420 Don't get me wrong, I imagine being a blade of grass or some air would be... 7007 04:43:16,420 --> 04:43:18,440 That would be cool as well, in a way, but... 7008 04:43:18,440 --> 04:43:20,260 It'd be shit, Tom. It'd be fucking shit. 7009 04:43:20,320 --> 04:43:22,200 You wouldn't be able to play games. 7010 04:43:22,780 --> 04:43:24,460 You wouldn't be able to scratch your hole. 7011 04:43:24,560 --> 04:43:25,820 You'd have no hole to scratch. 7012 04:43:26,180 --> 04:43:27,940 You wouldn't even be able to fucking drink. 7013 04:43:29,620 --> 04:43:32,620 I know, and that's what makes me depressed as well, thinking about it. 7014 04:43:32,620 --> 04:43:35,920 But look, let's just fucking hope against hope here. 7015 04:43:35,980 --> 04:43:39,780 Let's use the fucking faith, as Blue Sky says there in the chat. 7016 04:43:39,860 --> 04:43:43,720 Thanks very much, Blue Sky, for imparting the wisdom there. 7017 04:43:43,840 --> 04:43:48,440 But make sure as well you pick up all the items and collectibles back here if you can get to them. 7018 04:43:48,480 --> 04:43:50,040 I'm not sure if you've got to them all yet. 7019 04:43:53,160 --> 04:43:54,840 I think we got everything. 7020 04:43:54,900 --> 04:43:56,360 We got a gold ingot or something. 7021 04:43:58,320 --> 04:43:59,320 Proof of concept. 7022 04:43:59,320 --> 04:44:00,520 That's what I want to see. 7023 04:44:02,420 --> 04:44:03,620 No concept of fluff. 7024 04:44:03,700 --> 04:44:07,240 I've never seen a blade of grass throw a grenade a Wang. 7025 04:44:08,060 --> 04:44:10,600 Again, I've never seen a blade of grass do a speed run. 7026 04:44:10,740 --> 04:44:14,700 I've never seen a blade of grass switch on the fucking PC and start doing a stream. 7027 04:44:16,460 --> 04:44:21,300 And if you can't do that, what is there even fucking worth living for, Tom? 7028 04:44:23,780 --> 04:44:24,680 Not sure. 7029 04:44:24,680 --> 04:44:24,700 Not sure. 7030 04:44:24,920 --> 04:44:26,040 Not sure at all. 7031 04:44:26,160 --> 04:44:26,540 But look. 7032 04:44:27,640 --> 04:44:35,860 If anything, it's an indictment of our own ineptitude to enjoy and take seriously the reality that we have in front of us now. 7033 04:44:36,580 --> 04:44:36,980 If we can't... 7034 04:44:36,980 --> 04:44:36,980 If we can't... 7035 04:44:36,980 --> 04:44:38,960 You should have waited for that. 7036 04:44:39,060 --> 04:44:40,000 You should have fucking blessed it there. 7037 04:44:40,240 --> 04:44:45,360 If we can't enjoy the now, then what hope have we got for whatever lays in the future anyway? 7038 04:44:47,100 --> 04:44:48,120 Fucking hell, Tom. 7039 04:44:48,980 --> 04:44:49,520 Do you know what? 7040 04:44:49,740 --> 04:44:50,340 You just... 7041 04:44:50,340 --> 04:44:56,960 You come out with stuff that is just insanely so on the money and right that I can't believe you even exist. 7042 04:44:58,300 --> 04:44:59,040 Oh, fuck. 7043 04:45:00,940 --> 04:45:03,980 I don't want to get iniested right now after all this. 7044 04:45:04,800 --> 04:45:10,920 It's time to whip out Sammy Shotgun for a bit of fun and games with the lads around this town. 7045 04:45:12,480 --> 04:45:16,000 The town here is Balinavog. 7046 04:45:17,460 --> 04:45:18,820 Balinavog, you can't. 7047 04:45:19,700 --> 04:45:20,220 Oh, fuck. 7048 04:45:20,760 --> 04:45:21,460 I just... 7049 04:45:21,460 --> 04:45:22,860 I just used the... 7050 04:45:22,860 --> 04:45:25,700 The slingshot. 7051 04:45:25,760 --> 04:45:26,680 It didn't do anything. 7052 04:45:28,540 --> 04:45:29,180 Oh, no. 7053 04:45:29,180 --> 04:45:32,280 Fuck me. 7054 04:45:35,480 --> 04:45:36,300 Oh, my God. 7055 04:45:36,420 --> 04:45:37,280 If I get out of this... 7056 04:45:37,280 --> 04:45:38,780 And I got a hurt... 7057 04:45:38,780 --> 04:45:40,080 Oh, fuck me. 7058 04:45:40,220 --> 04:45:40,920 Pace, pace. 7059 04:45:43,160 --> 04:45:44,400 The pace is electric. 7060 04:45:44,700 --> 04:45:46,180 The gameplay is fucking savage. 7061 04:45:46,380 --> 04:45:47,740 Guinness are interested. 7062 04:45:48,120 --> 04:45:49,560 I'm ready for Guinness. 7063 04:45:52,820 --> 04:45:54,040 Nothing left in the chamber. 7064 04:45:54,260 --> 04:45:55,120 No items. 7065 04:45:55,840 --> 04:45:57,060 I have to reload a shotgun. 7066 04:45:57,440 --> 04:45:58,080 That's not great. 7067 04:45:58,080 --> 04:46:01,680 I can lovecraft a few of these. 7068 04:46:06,780 --> 04:46:10,500 Iniesters are coming towards us at Pace-tronics. 7069 04:46:11,140 --> 04:46:13,360 Courtesy of Quib LLC. 7070 04:46:14,540 --> 04:46:15,140 Dominion. 7071 04:46:17,620 --> 04:46:20,960 I'm gonna have to go back to fucking Merchant Magoo. 7072 04:46:22,220 --> 04:46:23,720 Did he just say some... 7073 04:46:24,480 --> 04:46:24,860 I don't know. 7074 04:46:25,000 --> 04:46:25,700 I'm not gonna say it. 7075 04:46:26,340 --> 04:46:37,560 I'll go back to Merchant Magoo and sort myself out with a few fucking Pace-tronical items that'll ensure and enshrine our place in the Wrecker box. 7076 04:46:37,800 --> 04:46:41,040 No, you don't. 7077 04:46:41,140 --> 04:46:44,320 You don't have anything on sale that I need, man. 7078 04:46:44,760 --> 04:46:46,720 Such fucking lies, you spinnin'. 7079 04:46:46,720 --> 04:46:47,160 Oh, boy. 7080 04:46:47,380 --> 04:46:48,900 A deal well struck. 7081 04:46:49,080 --> 04:46:49,820 Can I buy shells? 7082 04:46:49,900 --> 04:46:50,120 Can I? 7083 04:46:50,200 --> 04:46:50,320 No. 7084 04:46:50,880 --> 04:46:51,600 I'm selling that. 7085 04:46:53,360 --> 04:46:53,800 Stock. 7086 04:46:53,900 --> 04:46:54,640 No resources. 7087 04:46:55,040 --> 04:46:57,480 No use to me when I haven't got any gunpowder. 7088 04:46:57,480 --> 04:46:58,140 You can. 7089 04:46:58,500 --> 04:47:00,140 Wise choice. 7090 04:47:10,540 --> 04:47:11,240 Flood me. 7091 04:47:12,160 --> 04:47:15,420 I just was gonna say flood what's a crack, but... 7092 04:47:15,420 --> 04:47:21,900 I think flood me is the fastest way of getting what I need information-wise. 7093 04:47:23,720 --> 04:47:24,620 Save two. 7094 04:47:24,820 --> 04:47:25,000 Yeah. 7095 04:47:25,140 --> 04:47:27,120 Holding out for Gralt's World Better Times. 7096 04:47:27,560 --> 04:47:27,820 Good. 7097 04:47:27,900 --> 04:47:28,060 Sorry. 7098 04:47:28,140 --> 04:47:28,700 Someone else. 7099 04:47:29,000 --> 04:47:32,000 Covemeister has the same colour as Flood in the chat that I was reading. 7100 04:47:32,080 --> 04:47:32,520 Covemeister. 7101 04:47:32,660 --> 04:47:34,220 Save so you don't need to start again. 7102 04:47:35,060 --> 04:47:36,540 You're gonna tell more lies, are ya? 7103 04:47:37,200 --> 04:47:39,460 Don't obsess with me all the time. 7104 04:47:40,620 --> 04:47:41,700 Dara Dermody. 7105 04:47:41,920 --> 04:47:43,360 How the hell are ya? 7106 04:47:43,820 --> 04:47:45,400 Thank you very much for the tip there. 7107 04:47:45,860 --> 04:47:46,620 Aram Flood. 7108 04:47:47,140 --> 04:47:49,320 Get gunpowder by trading spinals. 7109 04:47:49,480 --> 04:47:51,040 I traded all my spinals. 7110 04:47:51,120 --> 04:47:52,740 You might have missed it earlier on. 7111 04:47:52,820 --> 04:47:53,560 I traded them all. 7112 04:47:53,800 --> 04:47:56,120 He traded all his gunpowder, should I say. 7113 04:47:56,680 --> 04:47:58,040 Look, he's got no more gun. 7114 04:47:58,040 --> 04:47:59,220 powder left to give. 7115 04:48:02,800 --> 04:48:03,280 Covemeister. 7116 04:48:04,000 --> 04:48:06,260 It's not Covemeister. It's Covemeister. 7117 04:48:06,440 --> 04:48:06,540 Okay. 7118 04:48:07,580 --> 04:48:09,300 Okay. It's Covemeister. 7119 04:48:09,380 --> 04:48:11,580 Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. 7120 04:48:12,580 --> 04:48:13,840 I love some chill out 7121 04:48:13,840 --> 04:48:16,080 quib vibes right now. All the best. 7122 04:48:16,400 --> 04:48:16,920 Okay. 7123 04:48:18,920 --> 04:48:19,600 It's okay. 7124 04:48:19,600 --> 04:48:21,600 Anything else I can help you with? 7125 04:48:22,200 --> 04:48:24,060 I mean, you could help me. 7126 04:48:24,460 --> 04:48:25,360 You've got no 7127 04:48:25,360 --> 04:48:27,120 stuff. 7128 04:48:27,120 --> 04:48:29,920 This. Bye. 7129 04:48:34,400 --> 04:48:38,160 Maybe I've got some guns in the press 7130 04:48:38,160 --> 04:48:40,320 that have bullets inside them. 7131 04:48:45,200 --> 04:48:47,000 I have a blast crossbow. 7132 04:48:47,000 --> 04:48:49,600 I have a red 9. 7133 04:48:49,600 --> 04:48:56,880 Uh... 7134 04:48:56,880 --> 04:48:58,680 For Noah. 7135 04:49:00,720 --> 04:49:01,240 Noah. 7136 04:49:02,960 --> 04:49:03,480 Noah. 7137 04:49:05,520 --> 04:49:06,040 Noah. 7138 04:49:08,180 --> 04:49:08,700 Noah. 7139 04:49:08,880 --> 04:49:11,280 Thank you very much. I'm running out of ideas 7140 04:49:11,280 --> 04:49:12,220 with which to celebrate... 7141 04:49:12,220 --> 04:49:13,640 how to celebrate those tips. 7142 04:49:13,760 --> 04:49:14,680 So I'm sorry, Noah. 7143 04:49:14,820 --> 04:49:16,220 Hopefully that's sufficed. 7144 04:49:16,800 --> 04:49:18,020 If even that is a word. 7145 04:49:19,280 --> 04:49:19,600 Uh... 7146 04:49:19,600 --> 04:49:21,120 Shout out to Sebi the cat 7147 04:49:21,120 --> 04:49:22,800 who keeps climbing on our Christmas tree, 7148 04:49:22,880 --> 04:49:23,380 says Dara. 7149 04:49:23,600 --> 04:49:25,600 Get down, you fucking cat, you. 7150 04:49:26,480 --> 04:49:27,700 Noah, thank you very much. 7151 04:49:27,820 --> 04:49:28,760 You had no message. 7152 04:49:28,840 --> 04:49:29,780 Just a beautiful tip. 7153 04:49:29,840 --> 04:49:30,560 Thank you very much. 7154 04:49:31,240 --> 04:49:32,520 It's very, very nice of you. 7155 04:49:32,640 --> 04:49:37,080 And Mr. Hooks will marry Xmas holidays to yourself and sluggy uncle. 7156 04:49:38,800 --> 04:49:39,860 Thank you very much, let's. 7157 04:49:40,820 --> 04:49:41,880 Dara Darmody, Noah. 7158 04:49:42,380 --> 04:49:42,900 Hooks-table. 7159 04:49:43,260 --> 04:49:44,020 Thank you very much. 7160 04:49:44,100 --> 04:49:44,980 Very, very kind of you. 7161 04:49:45,020 --> 04:49:46,780 I think you should save the game, actually, Francis. 7162 04:49:50,100 --> 04:49:54,340 Jesus Christ, the Lord, the life of Savior. 7163 04:49:55,220 --> 04:49:56,720 Jesus Christ. 7164 04:49:58,260 --> 04:49:59,400 Nintendo Game Boy. 7165 04:50:00,360 --> 04:50:01,600 Don't you have a life? 7166 04:50:03,720 --> 04:50:04,560 Okay, let's... 7167 04:50:04,560 --> 04:50:05,640 Let's roll here. 7168 04:50:07,260 --> 04:50:08,140 Anaconda G. 7169 04:50:10,140 --> 04:50:12,100 Thank you very much, Riddick Hip. 7170 04:50:12,800 --> 04:50:16,060 Just want to think about this before we go headlong 7171 04:50:16,060 --> 04:50:18,160 into a fucking maelstrom of pain. 7172 04:50:18,820 --> 04:50:21,640 And these guys have not the nows or foreknowledge 7173 04:50:21,640 --> 04:50:24,240 with which to chase us down here. 7174 04:50:25,140 --> 04:50:31,560 As Ada Wong seductively vaults over a piece of concrete 7175 04:50:31,560 --> 04:50:36,200 and lands down in the mud, in those hills. 7176 04:50:37,100 --> 04:50:38,540 It's a crazy bit of business, Tom. 7177 04:50:39,880 --> 04:50:42,220 Really is a crazy, crazy world. 7178 04:50:43,120 --> 04:50:43,820 Crazy world. 7179 04:50:44,820 --> 04:50:45,840 Fair play to her. 7180 04:50:46,740 --> 04:50:47,540 She can do it. 7181 04:50:47,540 --> 04:50:49,620 She can really, really do it. 7182 04:50:51,220 --> 04:50:51,840 It's great. 7183 04:50:52,000 --> 04:50:52,940 It's great to see. 7184 04:50:53,100 --> 04:50:54,040 It's great to hear about. 7185 04:50:54,260 --> 04:50:56,180 And it's great to know about as well. 7186 04:50:57,400 --> 04:50:57,880 Now. 7187 04:50:59,000 --> 04:51:00,620 Less chatting. 7188 04:51:01,200 --> 04:51:03,140 More fucking flattening. 7189 04:51:04,580 --> 04:51:05,700 Sounds heavy enough. 7190 04:51:06,240 --> 04:51:08,160 Sounds like there's a heavy mover around. 7191 04:51:09,540 --> 04:51:13,880 Time to get out old Red 9, who I believe has been maxed to the gills. 7192 04:51:20,680 --> 04:51:21,420 Oh, fuck. 7193 04:51:30,100 --> 04:51:31,000 Fuck me, man. 7194 04:51:31,820 --> 04:51:33,020 It's a fucking joke. 7195 04:51:33,260 --> 04:51:35,680 I mean, none of these cunts are going to go down. 7196 04:51:37,520 --> 04:51:39,900 I mean, he is, but none of the other fuckers are. 7197 04:51:39,960 --> 04:51:41,080 And now I'm going to be trapped. 7198 04:51:41,540 --> 04:51:43,360 I'm going to be up Slack Alley when I get up there. 7199 04:51:44,360 --> 04:51:45,520 All I've got is a shotgun. 7200 04:51:45,660 --> 04:51:49,460 I'm going to have to use, utilize these massive barrels. 7201 04:51:51,660 --> 04:51:54,900 See if there's any gunpowder at all worth fucking crafting. 7202 04:51:55,620 --> 04:51:56,340 This is it. 7203 04:51:57,840 --> 04:51:59,600 Just in the nick of time. 7204 04:52:00,500 --> 04:52:01,620 COVID-19. 7205 04:52:01,680 --> 04:52:02,360 COVID-19. 7206 04:52:03,000 --> 04:52:04,920 Kovmeister, thanks very much for the tip there. 7207 04:52:05,040 --> 04:52:09,020 Tommy, a recommendation for a calendar to buy for 2024. 7208 04:52:10,880 --> 04:52:13,360 Yes, I just got my hands on one the other day. 7209 04:52:13,540 --> 04:52:15,000 It's Buses of the Orient. 7210 04:52:15,480 --> 04:52:19,800 A collective of bus enthusiasts from out Asia way 7211 04:52:19,800 --> 04:52:23,820 have compiled some of the most beautiful, stunning photography 7212 04:52:23,820 --> 04:52:27,980 of Asian buses out there in Asia. 7213 04:52:28,600 --> 04:52:30,100 And I have that on my wall. 7214 04:52:30,100 --> 04:52:31,380 And I look at it every day. 7215 04:52:31,620 --> 04:52:33,460 And it's not even 2024 yet. 7216 04:52:33,600 --> 04:52:37,780 I'm just dying to get to January 1st 7217 04:52:37,780 --> 04:52:41,340 so I can see a lovely piece of Chinese bus work. 7218 04:52:42,280 --> 04:52:43,680 And there's other countries as well. 7219 04:52:43,700 --> 04:52:44,380 Not just China. 7220 04:52:44,540 --> 04:52:47,340 Although China does dominate the calendar itself. 7221 04:52:47,620 --> 04:52:49,560 You've got Singapore buses. 7222 04:52:49,840 --> 04:52:51,060 You've got ones from Tokyo. 7223 04:52:52,220 --> 04:52:53,960 You have Last Bus to Paradise, 7224 04:52:54,240 --> 04:52:55,900 which was made out in fucking Thailand 7225 04:52:55,900 --> 04:53:00,080 to bring mainly drug tourists and sex tourists 7226 04:53:00,080 --> 04:53:04,140 to and from different areas where they can fucking buy their stuff. 7227 04:53:04,980 --> 04:53:06,140 And what else? 7228 04:53:06,240 --> 04:53:07,880 There's a magic mystery bus. 7229 04:53:08,100 --> 04:53:10,100 We don't actually know what country that's in. 7230 04:53:10,580 --> 04:53:12,220 But it does look like it's in Asia. 7231 04:53:12,720 --> 04:53:13,920 Thanks very much, Gridrain. 7232 04:53:14,600 --> 04:53:26,680 Do I need a million bucks to buy the unlimited launcher? 7233 04:53:26,680 --> 04:53:28,800 Because if we don't, 7234 04:53:29,280 --> 04:53:30,880 if I've got enough money for it, 7235 04:53:31,260 --> 04:53:32,140 I'm getting it now, 7236 04:53:32,360 --> 04:53:33,620 and we're seeing out the night 7237 04:53:33,620 --> 04:53:36,740 with rocket launchers and Grolsch. 7238 04:53:39,120 --> 04:53:42,720 I'm waiting on the chat box to give me 7239 04:53:42,720 --> 04:53:45,040 the best news of my life. 7240 04:53:49,140 --> 04:53:50,900 Sell your gun, says Simos. 7241 04:53:51,700 --> 04:53:53,880 Is it a good idea to go by the... 7242 04:53:53,880 --> 04:53:54,100 Okay. 7243 04:53:54,520 --> 04:53:54,680 Yeah. 7244 04:53:55,260 --> 04:53:55,600 Fuck it. 7245 04:53:55,620 --> 04:53:56,080 Let's do it. 7246 04:53:56,760 --> 04:53:57,480 First off, 7247 04:53:57,560 --> 04:53:59,020 we just need to do one more 7248 04:53:59,020 --> 04:54:01,060 little piece of pudding here. 7249 04:54:03,060 --> 04:54:03,420 Fuck. 7250 04:54:12,300 --> 04:54:13,480 Oh, fuck you. 7251 04:54:14,200 --> 04:54:15,120 Sorry about that. 7252 04:54:19,440 --> 04:54:20,360 And look at this. 7253 04:54:20,420 --> 04:54:21,640 We've one more blast bow 7254 04:54:21,640 --> 04:54:23,000 in the fucking unit case. 7255 04:54:26,000 --> 04:54:28,360 Oh, no! 7256 04:54:30,120 --> 04:54:31,320 Reload the fucking thing! 7257 04:54:33,880 --> 04:54:34,940 There's another one! 7258 04:54:37,580 --> 04:54:38,980 It can't end like this. 7259 04:54:39,060 --> 04:54:39,580 Not now. 7260 04:54:39,680 --> 04:54:40,500 Not in this way. 7261 04:54:46,060 --> 04:54:46,880 Fucking cunt. 7262 04:54:47,160 --> 04:54:47,920 Sorry about that. 7263 04:54:47,960 --> 04:54:48,680 That was visceral. 7264 04:54:51,320 --> 04:54:51,800 Wow. 7265 04:54:53,400 --> 04:54:55,120 That was like going down the shop 7266 04:54:55,120 --> 04:54:56,060 for a bag of chips 7267 04:54:56,060 --> 04:54:57,680 and then slipping and falling 7268 04:54:57,680 --> 04:54:59,320 into a fucking portal, 7269 04:54:59,600 --> 04:55:00,780 which brings you to hell. 7270 04:55:01,960 --> 04:55:03,860 And the chips are the last thing 7271 04:55:03,860 --> 04:55:04,560 on your mind 7272 04:55:04,560 --> 04:55:07,360 as you try to cling on to dear life 7273 04:55:07,360 --> 04:55:10,000 in the face of horrific adversity. 7274 04:55:11,020 --> 04:55:11,340 But, 7275 04:55:12,040 --> 04:55:13,160 something good is afoot. 7276 04:55:13,300 --> 04:55:15,200 I believe we have enough money 7277 04:55:15,200 --> 04:55:17,520 should we sell all our items 7278 04:55:17,520 --> 04:55:18,380 in order... 7279 04:55:18,380 --> 04:55:19,620 Look at how pissed she looks. 7280 04:55:19,660 --> 04:55:20,940 It looks like she's been on the piss. 7281 04:55:20,940 --> 04:55:24,040 I think, 7282 04:55:24,120 --> 04:55:24,800 is it folly 7283 04:55:24,800 --> 04:55:25,880 to fucking sell 7284 04:55:25,880 --> 04:55:26,960 all my items though? 7285 04:55:26,980 --> 04:55:27,540 Because... 7286 04:55:28,500 --> 04:55:29,320 It's not that. 7287 04:55:29,420 --> 04:55:29,680 Fuck it. 7288 04:55:29,720 --> 04:55:30,260 Let's do this. 7289 04:55:31,200 --> 04:55:32,100 Is a rocket launcher 7290 04:55:32,100 --> 04:55:34,340 gonna be the right weapon 7291 04:55:34,340 --> 04:55:35,360 to have for all 7292 04:55:35,360 --> 04:55:36,900 situations coming up? 7293 04:55:38,980 --> 04:55:40,540 Would a rocket launcher be... 7294 04:55:40,540 --> 04:55:41,480 Or is it gonna be 7295 04:55:41,480 --> 04:55:42,520 a pain in the arse? 7296 04:55:42,600 --> 04:55:43,220 Is it gonna be 7297 04:55:43,220 --> 04:55:44,000 hard to wield 7298 04:55:44,000 --> 04:55:45,540 in terms of... 7299 04:55:46,940 --> 04:55:49,020 Can we even afford it again? 7300 04:55:49,120 --> 04:55:49,320 I mean, 7301 04:55:49,360 --> 04:55:50,060 that's the question. 7302 04:55:50,060 --> 04:55:52,060 Let's save the game here. 7303 04:55:57,560 --> 04:55:58,460 Keep the pistol. 7304 04:55:59,700 --> 04:56:00,700 Who do you think I am? 7305 04:56:00,780 --> 04:56:01,540 Jimmy Pistol. 7306 04:56:05,260 --> 04:56:06,120 What you buying? 7307 04:56:06,240 --> 04:56:07,180 I tell you what I'm buying. 7308 04:56:07,280 --> 04:56:07,920 I'm buying a fucking 7309 04:56:07,920 --> 04:56:09,180 rocket launcher off you, 7310 04:56:09,280 --> 04:56:10,020 you daft cunt. 7311 04:56:10,320 --> 04:56:11,140 And I've got a load 7312 04:56:11,140 --> 04:56:12,580 of nice shit for you as well. 7313 04:56:13,340 --> 04:56:14,400 1.5 million. 7314 04:56:14,620 --> 04:56:15,220 I don't think 7315 04:56:15,220 --> 04:56:15,900 I'm gonna have enough. 7316 04:56:17,060 --> 04:56:18,980 I have 600,000. 7317 04:56:18,980 --> 04:56:20,260 I don't think 7318 04:56:20,260 --> 04:56:21,260 a million's gonna do 7319 04:56:21,260 --> 04:56:22,140 the fucking 7320 04:56:22,140 --> 04:56:23,820 job on it. 7321 04:56:25,200 --> 04:56:26,020 We can see. 7322 04:56:26,240 --> 04:56:26,660 We can see. 7323 04:56:27,940 --> 04:56:28,480 Where would it? 7324 04:56:28,760 --> 04:56:30,280 What can I do you for? 7325 04:56:34,280 --> 04:56:35,080 Where are we... 7326 04:56:35,080 --> 04:56:35,300 Sorry, 7327 04:56:35,400 --> 04:56:36,360 quick look at the chat 7328 04:56:36,360 --> 04:56:37,100 before I fucking 7329 04:56:37,100 --> 04:56:37,720 delve into this 7330 04:56:37,720 --> 04:56:38,620 because I... 7331 04:56:38,620 --> 04:56:39,200 Probably someone 7332 04:56:39,200 --> 04:56:39,640 who's giving me 7333 04:56:39,640 --> 04:56:40,360 good information 7334 04:56:40,360 --> 04:56:41,360 and then I... 7335 04:56:41,360 --> 04:56:43,220 Don't see it. 7336 04:56:43,900 --> 04:56:44,740 Drop the cannoli. 7337 04:56:44,860 --> 04:56:45,640 James Pistol. 7338 04:56:49,880 --> 04:56:50,700 Luigi's in Longford 7339 04:56:50,700 --> 04:56:51,880 has a portal to hell. 7340 04:56:52,200 --> 04:56:52,860 Do the math. 7341 04:56:53,060 --> 04:56:53,760 No offense to... 7342 04:56:53,760 --> 04:56:53,940 Sorry, 7343 04:56:54,020 --> 04:56:55,280 I read a chat message there. 7344 04:56:56,040 --> 04:56:57,360 That is not my opinion 7345 04:56:57,360 --> 04:56:58,580 of Luigi's in Longford. 7346 04:56:58,700 --> 04:56:59,440 I hear they're a very 7347 04:56:59,440 --> 04:57:00,160 reputable fucking... 7348 04:57:01,580 --> 04:57:02,060 eatery. 7349 04:57:02,580 --> 04:57:03,780 The maths don't look good, 7350 04:57:03,820 --> 04:57:04,220 says RS. 7351 04:57:04,440 --> 04:57:05,580 Sell the blue jewel. 7352 04:57:06,160 --> 04:57:07,320 600,000 pounds. 7353 04:57:07,400 --> 04:57:07,820 What is this? 7354 04:57:07,880 --> 04:57:09,520 NBC Nightline. 7355 04:57:10,040 --> 04:57:10,720 Do the math. 7356 04:57:11,160 --> 04:57:12,160 You'll surely get... 7357 04:57:12,160 --> 04:57:14,560 the car canned. 7358 04:57:14,880 --> 04:57:15,560 What is that? 7359 04:57:16,840 --> 04:57:18,500 Got a selection of... 7360 04:57:18,500 --> 04:57:18,700 Good. 7361 04:57:18,920 --> 04:57:19,220 Next. 7362 04:57:20,460 --> 04:57:21,740 First things first. 7363 04:57:22,560 --> 04:57:23,860 Who's your A&R? 7364 04:57:24,240 --> 04:57:25,380 A Golden Lynx? 7365 04:57:25,520 --> 04:57:27,080 Who plays an electric... 7366 04:57:27,080 --> 04:57:27,440 guitar? 7367 04:57:29,940 --> 04:57:31,620 Let's put that... 7368 04:57:31,620 --> 04:57:33,460 into his neck... 7369 04:57:33,460 --> 04:57:33,940 thing. 7370 04:57:34,160 --> 04:57:34,900 And then a couple 7371 04:57:34,900 --> 04:57:36,180 of lovely eyes for him. 7372 04:57:36,560 --> 04:57:37,940 One of blue 7373 04:57:37,940 --> 04:57:39,480 and a second of red. 7374 04:57:41,140 --> 04:57:42,600 And maybe we exchange 7375 04:57:42,600 --> 04:57:43,880 that red one for our yellow. 7376 04:57:44,060 --> 04:57:45,620 We get a three color bonus. 7377 04:57:53,600 --> 04:57:54,740 Welcome, stranger. 7378 04:57:54,840 --> 04:57:57,040 Welcome, stranger. 7379 04:57:57,840 --> 04:57:59,500 I don't think the game volume 7380 04:57:59,500 --> 04:58:00,540 is loud enough for that 7381 04:58:00,540 --> 04:58:00,980 to register, 7382 04:58:01,100 --> 04:58:03,080 but he did say that way. 7383 04:58:05,220 --> 04:58:06,440 We sell the Lynx. 7384 04:58:06,640 --> 04:58:07,780 45 grand. 7385 04:58:08,040 --> 04:58:08,780 No bother. 7386 04:58:08,780 --> 04:58:11,120 I'll pay a pretty penny for that. 7387 04:58:11,320 --> 04:58:12,080 I bet you will, 7388 04:58:12,220 --> 04:58:12,780 you old... 7389 04:58:12,780 --> 04:58:14,080 cloon. 7390 04:58:15,420 --> 04:58:16,280 Red nine. 7391 04:58:16,840 --> 04:58:17,540 Seven grand. 7392 04:58:17,660 --> 04:58:18,780 You're getting fuck all. 7393 04:58:19,060 --> 04:58:19,420 Punisher. 7394 04:58:19,560 --> 04:58:20,240 MC Punisher. 7395 04:58:20,320 --> 04:58:20,560 Rubies all rubbish. 7396 04:58:20,640 --> 04:58:22,000 It makes no difference. 7397 04:58:22,320 --> 04:58:23,600 No, it's not happening, lads. 7398 04:58:23,880 --> 04:58:24,660 It's not happening. 7399 04:58:24,660 --> 04:58:26,080 It's our choice to make. 7400 04:58:26,500 --> 04:58:26,920 Hang on. 7401 04:58:27,440 --> 04:58:27,940 What's that? 7402 04:58:29,000 --> 04:58:30,120 You've got at least... 7403 04:58:30,120 --> 04:58:32,680 You've got 480 grand there. 7404 04:58:37,180 --> 04:58:38,800 Will it get us across the line 7405 04:58:38,800 --> 04:58:41,000 with other stuff to trade to him? 7406 04:58:42,300 --> 04:58:43,960 Can you sort by trade? 7407 04:58:44,100 --> 04:58:45,660 Can you sort by price? 7408 04:58:46,120 --> 04:58:48,180 There's no way of sorting them by price. 7409 04:58:53,580 --> 04:58:53,900 Right. 7410 04:58:53,980 --> 04:58:54,980 I'm just going to sell everything 7411 04:58:54,980 --> 04:58:56,480 and then see what happens. 7412 04:58:57,620 --> 04:59:00,160 And reload it if we are fucked. 7413 04:59:01,760 --> 04:59:02,520 Boot knife. 7414 04:59:09,580 --> 04:59:11,180 Laser sight. 7415 04:59:12,080 --> 04:59:12,440 Yeah, yeah. 7416 04:59:12,800 --> 04:59:13,440 Stingray. 7417 04:59:13,600 --> 04:59:14,060 Punisher. 7418 04:59:14,640 --> 04:59:15,780 These are great guns. 7419 04:59:16,220 --> 04:59:17,040 Beautiful guns. 7420 04:59:18,480 --> 04:59:19,280 Attack knife. 7421 04:59:20,580 --> 04:59:21,480 Blast bow. 7422 04:59:24,280 --> 04:59:25,460 Blast arrows. 7423 04:59:25,460 --> 04:59:25,660 Blast arrows. 7424 04:59:32,460 --> 04:59:34,240 Will that get us over the line? 7425 04:59:35,460 --> 04:59:36,620 I'll buy it at a high price. 7426 04:59:36,620 --> 04:59:37,040 Is that it? 7427 04:59:40,440 --> 04:59:41,560 I think that's it. 7428 04:59:43,420 --> 04:59:44,560 1.5. 7429 04:59:44,940 --> 04:59:45,540 Isn't that it? 7430 04:59:48,920 --> 04:59:49,440 Yes. 7431 04:59:49,440 --> 04:59:50,920 What you see is what I've got. 7432 04:59:51,540 --> 04:59:52,820 All yours, stranger. 7433 04:59:53,140 --> 04:59:53,860 This is it, lads. 7434 04:59:56,040 --> 04:59:57,680 Operation Grolsch begins. 7435 04:59:57,680 --> 05:00:06,740 You get some bang for your buck. 7436 05:00:06,960 --> 05:00:08,800 I guarantee it. 7437 05:00:17,600 --> 05:00:19,100 Other beers are available. 7438 05:00:19,420 --> 05:00:19,920 And also, 7439 05:00:20,120 --> 05:00:22,660 I didn't want it to get to this stage. 7440 05:00:22,920 --> 05:00:24,160 I didn't start streaming 7441 05:00:24,160 --> 05:00:25,680 thinking that this would happen. 7442 05:00:25,980 --> 05:00:26,780 But unfortunately, 7443 05:00:26,780 --> 05:00:28,500 the speed run, 7444 05:00:28,780 --> 05:00:29,780 the toll it's taken, 7445 05:00:30,320 --> 05:00:31,180 the path I've 7446 05:00:31,180 --> 05:00:32,920 ended up going down, 7447 05:00:33,400 --> 05:00:34,680 this is where we're at now. 7448 05:00:35,800 --> 05:00:37,520 The monster energy drink 7449 05:00:37,520 --> 05:00:40,660 has long gone from the system. 7450 05:00:41,780 --> 05:00:42,900 And unfortunately, 7451 05:00:42,900 --> 05:00:44,040 now only 7452 05:00:44,040 --> 05:00:46,960 the sweet, sweet premium Pildner 7453 05:00:46,960 --> 05:00:49,100 can do me justice 7454 05:00:49,100 --> 05:00:51,740 and help us deliver a stream 7455 05:00:51,740 --> 05:00:53,340 just for you. 7456 05:00:54,440 --> 05:00:55,380 Just for you. 7457 05:00:55,380 --> 05:00:56,900 You're deciding, are we? 7458 05:00:57,100 --> 05:00:58,560 We are indeed, my friend. 7459 05:00:58,960 --> 05:01:00,040 Deciding whether or not 7460 05:01:00,040 --> 05:01:01,180 to open the can now 7461 05:01:01,180 --> 05:01:03,960 or open it after a moment's notice. 7462 05:01:05,240 --> 05:01:06,300 In case you're wondering, 7463 05:01:07,060 --> 05:01:08,660 I opted for the former. 7464 05:01:11,280 --> 05:01:12,400 best of luck, everyone. 7465 05:01:12,400 --> 05:01:12,400 Best of luck, everyone. 7466 05:01:13,900 --> 05:01:14,840 We'll see you later. 7467 05:01:14,960 --> 05:01:16,740 We've got the infinite rocket launcher. 7468 05:01:16,980 --> 05:01:18,260 The speed run's about to take 7469 05:01:18,260 --> 05:01:20,520 a new and exciting twisty development. 7470 05:01:22,060 --> 05:01:23,100 Here's to the twist. 7471 05:01:24,260 --> 05:01:26,180 Hopefully, it wasn't a fucking bad purchase. 7472 05:01:26,360 --> 05:01:28,240 Hopefully, there's a good reload time on it, 7473 05:01:28,320 --> 05:01:29,960 actually, because I can see us 7474 05:01:29,960 --> 05:01:32,460 having a real bad situation 7475 05:01:32,460 --> 05:01:33,380 when we come up against 7476 05:01:33,380 --> 05:01:34,300 some of the fucking guns 7477 05:01:34,300 --> 05:01:35,380 that we're going to be facing. 7478 05:01:35,620 --> 05:01:36,580 There's a few of those pigs 7479 05:01:36,580 --> 05:01:37,840 with machine guns on their arms. 7480 05:01:40,520 --> 05:01:42,120 But I can only dream 7481 05:01:42,120 --> 05:01:45,220 of how beautiful it's going to be 7482 05:01:45,220 --> 05:01:48,840 to vaporize each and every asshole 7483 05:01:48,840 --> 05:01:51,400 that decides to fucking cross our paths. 7484 05:01:54,400 --> 05:01:56,760 Take all the time you need. 7485 05:01:57,560 --> 05:01:58,600 I'm doing that. 7486 05:01:58,700 --> 05:01:59,640 I'm doing just that. 7487 05:02:00,500 --> 05:02:01,160 It's fine. 7488 05:02:18,160 --> 05:02:19,160 We're ready to go. 7489 05:02:24,520 --> 05:02:25,380 It's fine, man. 7490 05:02:25,520 --> 05:02:25,920 It's fine. 7491 05:02:25,920 --> 05:02:31,100 You might have enough 7492 05:02:31,100 --> 05:02:32,340 for a cheeky handgun. 7493 05:02:37,140 --> 05:02:38,440 I saved the red nine. 7494 05:02:40,500 --> 05:02:41,780 I sold him the punisher, 7495 05:02:41,880 --> 05:02:42,780 but I saved the red nine. 7496 05:02:43,240 --> 05:02:43,600 Oh, fuck. 7497 05:02:43,640 --> 05:02:44,960 I overwrote the first. 7498 05:02:45,140 --> 05:02:46,300 So I've no more save. 7499 05:02:46,520 --> 05:02:47,080 This is it. 7500 05:02:47,420 --> 05:02:48,060 We're fucked now. 7501 05:02:48,580 --> 05:02:50,480 I've just saved over the last save 7502 05:02:50,480 --> 05:02:51,600 that saved the game 7503 05:02:51,600 --> 05:02:52,780 before we did this. 7504 05:02:53,880 --> 05:02:56,340 There is absolutely no going back now. 7505 05:02:56,460 --> 05:02:57,900 If this is a fucked up, 7506 05:02:58,200 --> 05:02:58,960 busted flush, 7507 05:02:59,180 --> 05:03:01,660 I'm going to come 7508 05:03:01,660 --> 05:03:04,660 for whoever told me to do it, 7509 05:03:05,060 --> 05:03:07,020 even though it's not their fault. 7510 05:03:08,940 --> 05:03:11,000 let's just reflect on what's happened there. 7511 05:03:12,140 --> 05:03:15,060 I excitedly drank 7512 05:03:15,060 --> 05:03:17,860 three or four mouthfuls of Grolch 7513 05:03:17,860 --> 05:03:22,040 and pompously explained that 7514 05:03:22,040 --> 05:03:23,580 this was going to be a glorious, 7515 05:03:24,080 --> 05:03:25,740 glorious end. 7516 05:03:25,740 --> 05:03:28,160 But in doing so, 7517 05:03:28,280 --> 05:03:30,400 neglected to fucking pay attention 7518 05:03:30,400 --> 05:03:32,380 to the save game file, 7519 05:03:32,680 --> 05:03:35,280 and now we are trapped in this game. 7520 05:03:35,400 --> 05:03:35,900 I hope, 7521 05:03:36,200 --> 05:03:37,440 I hope you understand 7522 05:03:37,440 --> 05:03:38,480 what we're dealing with here. 7523 05:03:40,800 --> 05:03:42,500 I've got an inch of health. 7524 05:03:48,260 --> 05:03:49,260 I need to burp. 7525 05:03:55,140 --> 05:03:56,380 You've just seen firsthand 7526 05:03:56,380 --> 05:03:57,600 how alcohol can have 7527 05:03:57,600 --> 05:03:59,400 an adverse effect on reality. 7528 05:03:59,400 --> 05:04:05,340 Oh, yeah. 7529 05:04:06,840 --> 05:04:08,720 Gotta love that reality. 7530 05:04:10,900 --> 05:04:11,380 Tom, 7531 05:04:11,500 --> 05:04:11,920 how are you, 7532 05:04:12,000 --> 05:04:12,820 how are you holding up 7533 05:04:12,820 --> 05:04:13,400 in this weather? 7534 05:04:15,140 --> 05:04:16,240 Not too bad now. 7535 05:04:16,540 --> 05:04:17,540 Great to see you back 7536 05:04:17,540 --> 05:04:18,400 on the cans again. 7537 05:04:18,880 --> 05:04:19,680 Nothing like it. 7538 05:04:21,140 --> 05:04:21,880 Well done. 7539 05:04:23,220 --> 05:04:24,000 I love you. 7540 05:04:24,000 --> 05:04:27,020 I love you too, Tom. 7541 05:04:28,980 --> 05:04:30,220 They're a great band. 7542 05:04:32,000 --> 05:04:32,480 Sadly, 7543 05:04:33,280 --> 05:04:34,680 overstepped the mark 7544 05:04:34,680 --> 05:04:36,060 on a few of their fucking 7545 05:04:36,060 --> 05:04:37,500 albums. 7546 05:04:38,360 --> 05:04:39,400 Went a bit, 7547 05:04:39,480 --> 05:04:40,940 went a bit fucking tits up. 7548 05:04:41,020 --> 05:04:41,860 Let's just say that. 7549 05:04:44,020 --> 05:04:46,100 But they're all still with us, 7550 05:04:46,140 --> 05:04:46,720 which is great. 7551 05:04:49,280 --> 05:04:50,540 And now we have a gang, 7552 05:04:50,760 --> 05:04:52,140 a new gang of cunts. 7553 05:04:52,440 --> 05:04:53,300 Gremlins 2, 7554 05:04:53,420 --> 05:04:54,180 the new cunts. 7555 05:05:01,180 --> 05:05:01,620 Oh, 7556 05:05:01,720 --> 05:05:02,560 there's no re- 7557 05:05:02,560 --> 05:05:04,280 no reload time on it. 7558 05:05:05,280 --> 05:05:06,840 There's no reload time. 7559 05:05:14,480 --> 05:05:15,540 This is beautiful. 7560 05:05:16,820 --> 05:05:18,080 This is why we live. 7561 05:05:18,260 --> 05:05:19,400 This is why we breathe. 7562 05:05:20,420 --> 05:05:21,840 This is why we're here. 7563 05:05:27,160 --> 05:05:28,060 Watch this now. 7564 05:05:28,640 --> 05:05:29,640 Pure pace. 7565 05:05:30,640 --> 05:05:31,480 Pace work. 7566 05:05:32,300 --> 05:05:32,680 Craft. 7567 05:05:33,500 --> 05:05:34,000 Craft. 7568 05:05:34,660 --> 05:05:35,140 Craft. 7569 05:05:35,320 --> 05:05:35,960 The night away. 7570 05:05:36,880 --> 05:05:37,680 Green, green, green. 7571 05:05:38,440 --> 05:05:39,960 The green, green grass of home. 7572 05:05:43,880 --> 05:05:44,840 This is beautiful. 7573 05:05:48,720 --> 05:05:49,680 Whoop, whoop. 7574 05:05:50,420 --> 05:05:51,820 Lovely siren going off 7575 05:05:51,820 --> 05:05:52,820 in the background there 7576 05:05:52,820 --> 05:05:54,280 as Ada Wong 7577 05:05:54,280 --> 05:05:57,000 sensually crushes box 7578 05:05:57,000 --> 05:05:57,800 with stiletto. 7579 05:05:58,500 --> 05:05:59,800 An insane concept 7580 05:05:59,800 --> 05:06:01,360 if you were to describe it 7581 05:06:01,360 --> 05:06:01,780 to someone. 7582 05:06:02,180 --> 05:06:02,820 They'd probably say 7583 05:06:02,820 --> 05:06:04,160 you were a fucking nutjob. 7584 05:06:04,740 --> 05:06:05,640 I'll tell you what. 7585 05:06:07,200 --> 05:06:08,960 Absolute fucking nutcrushers. 7586 05:06:09,040 --> 05:06:09,400 That's what, 7587 05:06:09,500 --> 05:06:10,380 that's what that is. 7588 05:06:11,320 --> 05:06:12,800 And that's where we are right now. 7589 05:06:13,160 --> 05:06:14,300 Not even gonna bother 7590 05:06:14,300 --> 05:06:15,860 stamping on those boxes. 7591 05:06:16,520 --> 05:06:17,900 Just gonna use the rocket launcher. 7592 05:06:18,300 --> 05:06:19,240 What it was made for. 7593 05:06:19,400 --> 05:06:19,760 Infinite. 7594 05:06:22,560 --> 05:06:39,840 just first i don't know whether it's the booze or what but suddenly feel very cold 7595 05:06:39,840 --> 05:07:02,320 we're going hood mode right here hud heads up display case you know or case you don't know 7596 05:07:02,880 --> 05:07:09,040 this is my heads up display inside this hood here a vast array of miniature oia led 7597 05:07:10,000 --> 05:07:17,920 display units which give me a fucking high resolution updated information plate 7598 05:07:19,280 --> 05:07:26,960 tell me everything i need to know and that tells you everything you need to know about me oh no killed 7599 05:07:26,960 --> 05:07:31,840 myself oh shit 7600 05:07:36,240 --> 05:07:38,960 fair play to ada she took one for the team there 7601 05:07:43,600 --> 05:07:47,200 and now she's walking around like she's had five growl shig in 7602 05:07:53,200 --> 05:08:04,400 whoop whoop wonder are there any herbs to be had around this gaffer i've got a couple here this is a 7603 05:08:04,400 --> 05:08:10,240 beautiful speedrun if you have just joined us this is this the night of your life it's called speedrun 7. 7604 05:08:14,000 --> 05:08:20,880 tom you absolute genius and beautiful beautiful forajment thank you very much look at that 7605 05:08:21,920 --> 05:08:24,640 the rocket launcher took out the demon in the tower 7606 05:08:27,520 --> 05:08:42,080 it's insane it's absolutely insane georgie hadji thank you very much georgie hadji and none other than tom he's back again like a great great friend 7607 05:08:42,480 --> 05:08:59,440 the legend is the legend is the legend name simple tom one syllable all pure motherfucking tom i wonder 7608 05:08:59,440 --> 05:09:01,920 I didn't even need to do anything there. 7609 05:09:01,960 --> 05:09:05,600 I killed him already and this is a drop-down menu to behold. 7610 05:09:05,920 --> 05:09:06,700 Let's go for it. 7611 05:09:07,740 --> 05:09:15,380 Watch me wipe out absolute scum zombies and reach the final victory mode part of the game. 7612 05:09:16,380 --> 05:09:22,360 I think there's some beautiful cunts that we get to kill up ahead. 7613 05:09:22,460 --> 05:09:23,820 We've got regenerators. 7614 05:09:25,080 --> 05:09:26,440 I think there could be ganados. 7615 05:09:26,440 --> 05:09:30,640 A lot of Electroluxes, a lot of fucking Zenusis. 7616 05:09:31,580 --> 05:09:33,800 You've got Crouser I believe. 7617 05:09:33,920 --> 05:09:34,800 No, Leon kills him. 7618 05:09:35,960 --> 05:09:36,820 A Sadler. 7619 05:09:39,360 --> 05:09:40,440 Our Saddle. 7620 05:09:41,420 --> 05:09:42,680 It's all ahead of us. 7621 05:09:42,780 --> 05:09:44,240 It's all coming up. 7622 05:09:44,420 --> 05:09:47,900 I mean, you'd know about it if you ever had it in front of you. 7623 05:09:47,980 --> 05:09:53,300 We've got the IRIS, which is a 1 and a 4 and an 8 and an Enter. 7624 05:09:53,440 --> 05:09:58,640 I should have just used the rocket launcher on the keypad. 7625 05:10:02,640 --> 05:10:03,360 COVID-19. 7626 05:10:03,920 --> 05:10:05,280 COVID-19. 7627 05:10:06,080 --> 05:10:07,900 Rachel McAdams, thank you very much. 7628 05:10:07,980 --> 05:10:09,100 Really digging your stuff. 7629 05:10:09,160 --> 05:10:10,640 He said, that's great as well because... 7630 05:10:10,640 --> 05:10:16,780 Rachel McAdams, I think she's an actor in fucking True Blood, is it? 7631 05:10:17,120 --> 05:10:23,340 Or what's the one with the dark horror fucking series on HBO? 7632 05:10:23,880 --> 05:10:24,840 It was... 7633 05:10:24,840 --> 05:10:28,100 It had Matthew McConaughey in it. 7634 05:10:33,100 --> 05:10:35,540 It's fucking gone. 7635 05:10:35,620 --> 05:10:36,060 I can't remember. 7636 05:10:36,180 --> 05:10:37,000 It was good though. 7637 05:10:37,040 --> 05:10:37,600 True Detective. 7638 05:10:38,020 --> 05:10:38,860 Season 2, yeah. 7639 05:10:39,160 --> 05:10:40,680 I actually didn't like Season 2. 7640 05:10:41,040 --> 05:10:44,360 It didn't have the same pizzazz as Season 1. 7641 05:10:45,520 --> 05:10:46,760 But I think... 7642 05:10:46,760 --> 05:10:47,460 Is that her name? 7643 05:10:47,520 --> 05:10:48,400 Rachel McAdams. 7644 05:10:51,120 --> 05:10:51,560 Tom. 7645 05:10:52,920 --> 05:10:53,480 Oh yeah. 7646 05:10:55,300 --> 05:10:55,700 McAdams. 7647 05:10:58,300 --> 05:10:58,680 What? 7648 05:10:58,840 --> 05:10:59,160 Who? 7649 05:11:00,820 --> 05:11:01,880 Rachel McAdams. 7650 05:11:02,080 --> 05:11:03,580 Does the name ring any bells? 7651 05:11:05,200 --> 05:11:05,620 I don't know. 7652 05:11:05,680 --> 05:11:07,020 You're slurring your speech there. 7653 05:11:09,000 --> 05:11:10,200 That'll be the grouch, Tom. 7654 05:11:12,340 --> 05:11:13,080 McAdams, yeah. 7655 05:11:13,820 --> 05:11:14,240 I don't know. 7656 05:11:14,380 --> 05:11:16,020 I know the... 7657 05:11:16,020 --> 05:11:19,740 I know the fucking name, but I can't place the face. 7658 05:11:19,740 --> 05:11:22,260 I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 7659 05:11:23,000 --> 05:11:26,240 I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 7660 05:11:26,880 --> 05:11:30,020 I'm supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 7661 05:11:30,200 --> 05:11:32,440 Originally, I don't think I did that twice, 7662 05:11:32,980 --> 05:11:37,280 but it loops in the alert. 7663 05:11:37,580 --> 05:11:40,280 Now let's just have a little look at this Amber Research Report. 7664 05:11:41,600 --> 05:11:45,420 And I'm going to present this in the style of an actor 7665 05:11:45,420 --> 05:11:49,720 who is in a fucking actor's studio slash audition room. 7666 05:12:02,460 --> 05:12:05,560 Our research into the Amber has been continuing on the island. 7667 05:12:06,380 --> 05:12:07,260 Fucking savage. 7668 05:12:07,660 --> 05:12:08,880 We're beginning to get a clearer picture. 7669 05:12:08,880 --> 05:12:11,320 There's still not much now we fucking know how to do, though. 7670 05:12:11,320 --> 05:12:15,720 Sorry, that was a bad read of the line there. 7671 05:12:15,740 --> 05:12:16,600 I don't know what I even said. 7672 05:12:16,640 --> 05:12:17,460 It didn't even make sense. 7673 05:12:21,200 --> 05:12:22,040 And action. 7674 05:12:27,240 --> 05:12:28,100 Fucking great. 7675 05:12:30,360 --> 05:12:33,200 Our research into the Amber continues on the island. 7676 05:12:33,800 --> 05:12:35,380 We're beginning to get a clearer picture. 7677 05:12:36,600 --> 05:12:38,180 There's still a lot we don't know, though. 7678 05:12:39,520 --> 05:12:41,420 The Amber is proving its usefulness, alright. 7679 05:12:41,420 --> 05:12:43,640 Although it's still dormant, 7680 05:12:43,940 --> 05:12:46,020 it's a great influence over other parasites. 7681 05:12:46,880 --> 05:12:48,120 It even fucking strengthens them. 7682 05:12:52,720 --> 05:12:56,920 I'm convinced that this optimizes the relationship between parasite and host. 7683 05:12:57,920 --> 05:13:02,500 In our experiments, we were able to recreate this one for our test subjects. 7684 05:13:03,780 --> 05:13:04,840 It's a great achievement. 7685 05:13:06,000 --> 05:13:10,080 Next, I want to test its influence over the superior species of the Plaga. 7686 05:13:13,900 --> 05:13:19,780 However, only those at the top of the Los Illuminados are hosts to this particular type parasite. 7687 05:13:19,780 --> 05:13:23,460 And they never agree to participate in any experiments. 7688 05:13:24,420 --> 05:13:25,700 I need to plan carefully, yeah? 7689 05:13:26,500 --> 05:13:28,680 If I wish to find any volunteers, okay? 7690 05:13:29,240 --> 05:13:29,960 We'll talk to you later. 7691 05:13:30,020 --> 05:13:33,800 Remember the name. 7692 05:13:35,300 --> 05:13:36,600 Remember the fucking name. 7693 05:13:37,360 --> 05:13:38,940 COVID-19. 7694 05:13:42,040 --> 05:13:44,920 Sorry there, I missed the tips when I was in the middle of the thing. 7695 05:13:45,600 --> 05:13:47,860 Montecito, thank you very much. 7696 05:13:48,100 --> 05:13:49,460 And Silage, thank you very much. 7697 05:13:49,540 --> 05:13:52,740 Rachel McAdams and Tom, thank you very much. 7698 05:13:52,860 --> 05:13:55,220 Their amber leaf research is class, maybe. 7699 05:13:56,320 --> 05:14:04,420 I would know I'd love to roll up a lovely fucking amber leaf and toasteth upon its glory, but... 7700 05:14:05,420 --> 05:14:10,880 Not smoking, and don't want to smoke in the house, and don't have any on me, so... 7701 05:14:10,880 --> 05:14:11,760 Just... 7702 05:14:11,760 --> 05:14:12,920 Not gonna happen like that. 7703 05:14:13,620 --> 05:14:14,820 But Annabelle Gar... 7704 05:14:14,820 --> 05:14:17,440 Annabelle Garcia, it's word though. 7705 05:14:17,900 --> 05:14:18,860 Head researche. 7706 05:14:18,860 --> 05:14:21,020 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 7707 05:14:21,600 --> 05:14:25,700 Charles Rogers, thank you very much for your kind and generous fiver. 7708 05:14:26,360 --> 05:14:28,600 It's going on Christmas presents a year. 7709 05:14:29,520 --> 05:14:30,640 I love the stream as always. 7710 05:14:30,800 --> 05:14:36,460 Great to hear from Tommy too, but I'd be remiss not to ask for Gary's thoughts on all this. 7711 05:14:36,460 --> 05:14:38,860 I would not allow anyone to steal my work on the G-Virus. 7712 05:14:39,260 --> 05:14:49,460 I'm not sure what's going on, but he usually comes in in a clutch moment of power at the end of a rambunctious and disgusting battle, so... 7713 05:14:49,980 --> 05:14:54,340 Let's just, fingers crossed, on an appearance for himself at some stage. 7714 05:14:54,420 --> 05:14:57,480 Cuckoo Monk, thank you very much for your kind, heart and generous tip. 7715 05:14:57,680 --> 05:14:59,160 Very, very, very kind of you. 7716 05:14:59,200 --> 05:15:06,660 Look, we've got a massive, massive payload of explosive arsenal infinitely inside our box, 7717 05:15:07,160 --> 05:15:13,300 And we're about to fucking level accusations of explosion at other cunts' faces. 7718 05:15:14,320 --> 05:15:20,740 And Mr. Grouch has paid me a visit, and he's beginning to have a very nice effect on me. 7719 05:15:20,800 --> 05:15:21,780 Cooley, thank you very much. 7720 05:15:22,420 --> 05:15:28,120 It must be said, alcohol, it can really fucking play havoc with you. 7721 05:15:28,860 --> 05:15:32,160 But at the same time, if you know how to handle it, if you can tame it... 7722 05:15:32,160 --> 05:15:38,740 Yeah, it's one of the most beautiful fucking things in the world. 7723 05:15:38,740 --> 05:15:44,800 Something tells me this isn't just a comms facility. 7724 05:15:50,220 --> 05:15:53,220 Here we go. 7725 05:15:54,220 --> 05:15:56,140 Time for a fucking sub-boss. 7726 05:15:57,000 --> 05:15:58,440 Maybe this... 7727 05:15:58,440 --> 05:16:00,220 I'd love to see how these guys... 7728 05:16:01,280 --> 05:16:02,220 Fair up... 7729 05:16:02,220 --> 05:16:03,220 When... 7730 05:16:03,220 --> 05:16:04,220 I whip out... 7731 05:16:04,880 --> 05:16:06,240 El Roccatineo. 7732 05:16:06,660 --> 05:16:07,180 Look at this. 7733 05:16:07,560 --> 05:16:08,840 This guy used to scare me. 7734 05:16:09,000 --> 05:16:09,680 Not anymore. 7735 05:16:13,540 --> 05:16:14,840 Brush your teeth, man. 7736 05:16:14,900 --> 05:16:16,900 Your breath stinks of shit. 7737 05:16:18,520 --> 05:16:21,480 Thank you very much there, damn McLegend. 7738 05:16:21,560 --> 05:16:22,400 Damo McLegend. 7739 05:16:22,940 --> 05:16:23,640 And Cooley. 7740 05:16:24,420 --> 05:16:26,000 Very, very Cooley, Mr. Cooley. 7741 05:16:26,440 --> 05:16:28,360 Don't feel bad if your viewers drop. 7742 05:16:28,660 --> 05:16:31,060 Suddenly, a dying man is streaming now. 7743 05:16:31,060 --> 05:16:33,120 Thank you very much, Damo McClelland. 7744 05:16:33,120 --> 05:16:37,660 We can unequip and then put that inside fucking thing. 7745 05:16:42,120 --> 05:16:43,120 Bye-bye. 7746 05:16:43,880 --> 05:16:44,860 Good night. 7747 05:16:45,580 --> 05:16:46,640 And again. 7748 05:16:47,520 --> 05:16:48,220 And that. 7749 05:16:48,960 --> 05:16:49,840 And that. 7750 05:16:50,060 --> 05:16:51,780 How many of these is he gonna take? 7751 05:16:57,960 --> 05:16:58,680 Fuck. 7752 05:16:58,680 --> 05:17:08,820 Whoa. 7753 05:17:08,820 --> 05:17:09,120 Whoa. 7754 05:17:11,240 --> 05:17:12,020 Fucking hell. 7755 05:17:14,320 --> 05:17:18,180 You do well to run away fast from that buck now the next time he gets a hold of it because 7756 05:17:18,180 --> 05:17:20,020 I don't think there's any way he dies. 7757 05:17:24,340 --> 05:17:25,520 What's his name there? 7758 05:17:25,600 --> 05:17:26,960 Unknown test subject. 7759 05:17:27,480 --> 05:17:30,220 This enemy won't be affected by any of your attacks. 7760 05:17:30,640 --> 05:17:32,280 It's just better to run away. 7761 05:17:32,400 --> 05:17:33,700 And they give you that information. 7762 05:17:34,800 --> 05:17:40,100 I feel as though they should have allowed for a rocket launcher death. 7763 05:17:40,100 --> 05:17:44,480 But I suppose that would really make the following cutscene moot. 7764 05:17:44,620 --> 05:17:49,580 It would render the entirety of the rest of the cutscene well and truly mooted. 7765 05:17:50,580 --> 05:17:54,360 So we're gonna have to put the rocket launcher back in its holster. 7766 05:17:55,400 --> 05:17:56,980 And then we're gonna fucking run. 7767 05:17:57,720 --> 05:17:58,480 RLF. 7768 05:17:59,300 --> 05:17:59,900 Run like fuck. 7769 05:18:01,240 --> 05:18:02,260 Connor Williams. 7770 05:18:02,380 --> 05:18:04,160 Thank you very much for your rhetoric there. 7771 05:18:04,400 --> 05:18:05,600 Had a few pints with Johnny. 7772 05:18:05,760 --> 05:18:06,120 Section. 7773 05:18:06,560 --> 05:18:07,560 Down the rock. 7774 05:18:07,700 --> 05:18:08,860 And he said he loves your work. 7775 05:18:08,940 --> 05:18:09,280 Keep it up. 7776 05:18:09,340 --> 05:18:10,200 Thanks very much for the tip. 7777 05:18:10,780 --> 05:18:12,280 Let's run like fuck here. 7778 05:18:12,700 --> 05:18:14,640 And move, move, move. 7779 05:18:24,020 --> 05:18:25,080 And then through here. 7780 05:18:25,880 --> 05:18:26,600 Great stuff. 7781 05:18:28,260 --> 05:18:29,500 This is where we say goodbye. 7782 05:18:31,060 --> 05:18:32,560 It is where we say goodbye. 7783 05:18:33,140 --> 05:18:35,740 But I want to give you a little heart and gift. 7784 05:18:35,740 --> 05:18:52,900 Arnold Palmer. 7785 05:18:53,020 --> 05:18:53,800 Thank you very much. 7786 05:18:55,280 --> 05:18:56,440 What about this? 7787 05:18:56,440 --> 05:19:07,380 I like to call this one 7788 05:19:07,380 --> 05:19:11,380 The Spinning Bastard of Babylon. 7789 05:19:23,960 --> 05:19:24,400 Fuck. 7790 05:19:24,800 --> 05:19:25,120 Sorry. 7791 05:19:25,500 --> 05:19:26,880 Need to get the aim right there. 7792 05:19:27,000 --> 05:19:28,700 This is a bit dangerous actually. 7793 05:19:29,500 --> 05:19:30,780 Man of my condition. 7794 05:19:31,280 --> 05:19:32,460 In the state I'm in. 7795 05:19:34,020 --> 05:19:35,840 I'm one can deep, sure. 7796 05:19:38,440 --> 05:19:38,860 Equip. 7797 05:19:44,280 --> 05:19:45,700 Sponsored by Grosch. 7798 05:19:53,700 --> 05:19:54,180 Whoa. 7799 05:19:54,180 --> 05:19:54,260 Whoa. 7800 05:19:54,260 --> 05:19:56,480 Sorry. 7801 05:19:56,880 --> 05:19:58,020 Went too fast there. 7802 05:20:00,500 --> 05:20:01,840 Went too fast on that one. 7803 05:20:01,940 --> 05:20:03,500 Look at the smoke coming off him. 7804 05:20:21,120 --> 05:20:21,720 He's not. 7805 05:20:21,720 --> 05:20:22,660 He's eating them. 7806 05:20:22,660 --> 05:20:23,020 He's eating them, isn't he? 7807 05:20:25,320 --> 05:20:26,860 He is fucking eating that. 7808 05:20:27,120 --> 05:20:28,120 Thanks very much for the tip. 7809 05:20:28,240 --> 05:20:28,680 Arnold. 7810 05:20:30,900 --> 05:20:31,700 Connor Williams. 7811 05:20:32,100 --> 05:20:32,500 Demo. 7812 05:20:32,620 --> 05:20:33,180 Thank you very much. 7813 05:20:33,280 --> 05:20:33,640 Coolie. 7814 05:20:33,740 --> 05:20:34,240 Thank you very much. 7815 05:20:34,340 --> 05:20:35,040 Cuckoo Monk. 7816 05:20:36,720 --> 05:20:37,840 Let's just get out of here. 7817 05:20:37,960 --> 05:20:38,720 Speed run style. 7818 05:20:42,220 --> 05:20:43,960 That was part of the fucking run. 7819 05:20:43,960 --> 05:20:43,980 That was part of the fucking run. 7820 05:20:46,540 --> 05:20:47,880 Just soften the blow. 7821 05:20:48,440 --> 05:20:53,040 I mean he doesn't die but at least you let him know how you really felt about the situation. 7822 05:20:53,040 --> 05:21:08,860 Operation Grosch has taken a dramatic and exciting twist. 7823 05:21:08,860 --> 05:21:13,620 Which came first? 7824 05:21:13,620 --> 05:21:15,260 The rocket launcher or the Grosch? 7825 05:21:15,820 --> 05:21:17,380 I dare say the rocket launcher. 7826 05:21:18,100 --> 05:21:18,640 Whoa. 7827 05:21:21,580 --> 05:21:22,680 Johnny Sexton. 7828 05:21:22,800 --> 05:21:23,580 Thank you very much. 7829 05:21:31,140 --> 05:21:32,360 You're joking me. 7830 05:21:38,000 --> 05:21:38,960 Open sesame. 7831 05:21:46,960 --> 05:21:47,380 Whoa. 7832 05:21:58,500 --> 05:22:00,780 Just give him a little bit of a fucking see you later. 7833 05:22:01,440 --> 05:22:02,220 Gary Mason. 7834 05:22:02,460 --> 05:22:03,360 Thank you very much. 7835 05:22:08,100 --> 05:22:09,000 Look at this now. 7836 05:22:12,480 --> 05:22:13,800 This is just lovely. 7837 05:22:14,500 --> 05:22:15,800 This is really nice. 7838 05:22:16,020 --> 05:22:16,740 Everything I wanted. 7839 05:22:16,820 --> 05:22:17,460 This is Christmas. 7840 05:22:18,460 --> 05:22:20,420 This is exactly what Christmas is all about. 7841 05:22:21,060 --> 05:22:22,040 And it's not even Christmas. 7842 05:22:22,280 --> 05:22:24,500 And here we have some situations right here. 7843 05:22:24,660 --> 05:22:24,920 Tom. 7844 05:22:26,820 --> 05:22:28,480 Looks like it's going to be a... 7845 05:22:28,480 --> 05:22:29,980 A beautiful scenario. 7846 05:22:30,140 --> 05:22:32,780 Where you're going to have to walk through lasers and whatnot. 7847 05:22:33,180 --> 05:22:34,240 Let's see how you get on. 7848 05:22:34,480 --> 05:22:35,680 That's round one. 7849 05:22:35,740 --> 05:22:36,260 You've done it. 7850 05:22:36,580 --> 05:22:37,760 It's like the crystal maze. 7851 05:22:38,320 --> 05:22:39,980 But with Ada Wong in Resident Evil. 7852 05:22:40,560 --> 05:22:41,860 And lasers that could kill you. 7853 05:22:45,280 --> 05:22:45,720 Lovely. 7854 05:22:46,320 --> 05:22:47,820 And now final piece of the puzzle. 7855 05:22:49,300 --> 05:22:50,000 Watch out. 7856 05:22:50,640 --> 05:22:51,460 Gonna slash you. 7857 05:22:53,660 --> 05:22:54,140 Beautiful. 7858 05:22:55,100 --> 05:22:56,120 Beautiful moves. 7859 05:22:56,120 --> 05:22:56,440 Oh, that was expensive. 7860 05:22:56,440 --> 05:23:00,280 Sorry about that. 7861 05:23:00,360 --> 05:23:01,000 I had to cough down. 7862 05:23:03,460 --> 05:23:04,160 Cheers, Tom. 7863 05:23:04,300 --> 05:23:05,020 It's great to have that. 7864 05:23:05,780 --> 05:23:07,140 Beautiful bit of... 7865 05:23:07,140 --> 05:23:08,440 Color fucking... 7866 05:23:09,560 --> 05:23:11,080 Co-commentary on there. 7867 05:23:11,140 --> 05:23:12,440 Let's just say co-commentary because... 7868 05:23:13,740 --> 05:23:17,060 Indeed, I'm providing a lot of the fucking commentary myself here tonight. 7869 05:23:17,720 --> 05:23:18,760 If not all of it. 7870 05:23:20,860 --> 05:23:21,860 Not my bets. 7871 05:23:21,860 --> 05:23:22,200 This is it. 7872 05:23:22,260 --> 05:23:22,900 Just your bets. 7873 05:23:23,080 --> 05:23:24,480 Now, how to connect the difference. 7874 05:23:24,480 --> 05:23:25,980 Thanks for the thanks in a way. 7875 05:23:27,820 --> 05:23:30,320 Seemed like it was a backhanded compliment. 7876 05:23:35,740 --> 05:23:37,380 It was nothing of the sort. 7877 05:23:37,700 --> 05:23:39,320 Now, what's the story here with this? 7878 05:23:39,360 --> 05:23:41,740 Is it a fucking laptop that she's got? 7879 05:23:41,920 --> 05:23:44,180 Is she uploading some information files? 7880 05:23:44,400 --> 05:23:45,340 Or what's she got here? 7881 05:23:45,520 --> 05:23:47,500 Is she a Dropbox account? 7882 05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:47,700 I'm at the site. 7883 05:23:47,700 --> 05:23:47,700 I'm at the site. 7884 05:23:47,700 --> 05:23:48,520 I'm jacking into the main terminal. 7885 05:23:48,900 --> 05:23:50,800 She's jacking into a fucking terminal. 7886 05:23:51,900 --> 05:23:53,020 Well, if she's jacking in. 7887 05:23:53,660 --> 05:23:54,640 We're jacking. 7888 05:23:55,020 --> 05:23:56,000 How are you getting on there? 7889 05:23:56,100 --> 05:24:03,540 We're actually looking here at a cutscene made by the Capcom boys from out there in the realms of Japan. 7890 05:24:03,780 --> 05:24:04,340 Konami. 7891 05:24:05,080 --> 05:24:06,080 Amanda Brunkers. 7892 05:24:06,740 --> 05:24:07,800 Thanks very much. 7893 05:24:19,800 --> 05:24:22,300 He's arranging for a fucking way to get back to the island. 7894 05:24:23,500 --> 05:24:27,040 I wanna take you to the island. 7895 05:24:28,720 --> 05:24:30,560 And kill lots of cunts. 7896 05:24:30,720 --> 05:24:31,800 Alternative lyrics. 7897 05:24:31,800 --> 05:24:36,680 Alternative version that Paul Brady did of that song. 7898 05:24:37,600 --> 05:24:38,240 It's out there. 7899 05:24:38,240 --> 05:24:38,980 You need to find it. 7900 05:24:38,980 --> 05:24:40,680 It's available on a bootleg. 7901 05:24:41,820 --> 05:24:46,820 Where he sings, "I wanna bring you to the island and kill a load of cunts." 7902 05:24:47,260 --> 05:24:52,560 And he was actually prophesizing about this game that was gonna be coming out 20, 30 years later. 7903 05:24:52,560 --> 05:24:53,760 Unbelievable stuff. 7904 05:25:06,080 --> 05:25:06,840 Oh, she's done. 7905 05:25:07,380 --> 05:25:08,040 Let's get that... 7906 05:25:08,920 --> 05:25:10,220 Rocket piece equipped. 7907 05:25:14,680 --> 05:25:16,220 Rockadoodle dandy, huh? 7908 05:25:16,600 --> 05:25:17,900 Christmas in a box. 7909 05:25:18,480 --> 05:25:21,220 Christmas wrapped up in a big fucking gift bowl. 7910 05:25:22,360 --> 05:25:24,440 Have I gone the right way here or what's the story of me? 7911 05:25:25,080 --> 05:25:25,700 We go through here? 7912 05:25:25,960 --> 05:25:26,460 Okay. 7913 05:25:29,880 --> 05:25:30,660 The Amber Research. 7914 05:25:30,660 --> 05:25:32,980 Okay, we'll just fucking ignore all that. 7915 05:25:33,680 --> 05:25:36,660 I mean, I could put a bit of color and flavor into it, but it's... 7916 05:25:37,500 --> 05:25:38,940 It's five past one. 7917 05:25:42,720 --> 05:25:44,020 Operation Grolsch has begun. 7918 05:25:44,020 --> 05:25:44,720 Operation Grolsch has begun. 7919 05:25:45,840 --> 05:25:54,020 And for some reason, there is little necessity or the feeling of necessity in order to elaborate over these little cutscenes. 7920 05:25:54,020 --> 05:25:55,140 But I will say this, Tom. 7921 05:25:56,140 --> 05:25:58,100 This is one of your favorite scenes, Tom, isn't it? 7922 05:25:58,100 --> 05:26:01,760 It is, yeah, because... 7923 05:26:01,760 --> 05:26:05,260 I really like the idea of what's going on. 7924 05:26:07,440 --> 05:26:08,620 It's jumping through lasers. 7925 05:26:08,980 --> 05:26:09,840 It's spooky. 7926 05:26:10,020 --> 05:26:10,500 It's scary. 7927 05:26:11,440 --> 05:26:12,240 You press B. 7928 05:26:12,660 --> 05:26:13,300 It's great. 7929 05:26:14,760 --> 05:26:15,680 Not... 7930 05:26:15,680 --> 05:26:17,300 Not that good, though, Tom, is it? 7931 05:26:18,180 --> 05:26:18,940 Wait for it, though. 7932 05:26:19,220 --> 05:26:19,860 We've got her... 7933 05:26:19,860 --> 05:26:20,900 We've got this coming up. 7934 05:26:25,960 --> 05:26:26,680 Wait for it. 7935 05:26:30,640 --> 05:26:31,700 It's a nice situation. 7936 05:26:34,200 --> 05:26:35,200 Crazy bit of business. 7937 05:26:37,100 --> 05:26:38,000 Crazy bit of business. 7938 05:26:40,880 --> 05:26:42,120 Lovely stuff there. 7939 05:26:42,480 --> 05:26:44,180 And a lovely, beautiful... 7940 05:26:44,180 --> 05:26:47,640 Thank you so much for your gorgeous and amazing tip. 7941 05:26:48,620 --> 05:26:50,660 Green Bean Supreme. 7942 05:26:51,920 --> 05:26:52,480 And... 7943 05:26:52,480 --> 05:26:55,760 Also, creamed bream as well. 7944 05:26:56,140 --> 05:26:56,860 Got you now, Sadler. 7945 05:26:56,860 --> 05:26:58,340 Which... 7946 05:26:58,340 --> 05:27:00,960 Makes my stomach turn thinking about it. 7947 05:27:01,100 --> 05:27:02,960 Creamed fucking bream. 7948 05:27:03,100 --> 05:27:05,540 Like having a fish that's been creamed. 7949 05:27:06,540 --> 05:27:08,060 You're gonna get creamed. 7950 05:27:09,060 --> 05:27:10,080 I think we're through now. 7951 05:27:10,200 --> 05:27:11,340 The final chapter. 7952 05:27:11,460 --> 05:27:11,880 This is it. 7953 05:27:15,680 --> 05:27:18,400 Whoever had the fucking rocket launcher idea... 7954 05:27:18,400 --> 05:27:19,980 I think it might have been Flood. 7955 05:27:20,580 --> 05:27:21,980 If it was you... 7956 05:27:21,980 --> 05:27:23,080 Fair fucking play to you. 7957 05:27:23,500 --> 05:27:25,420 If it wasn't you... 7958 05:27:25,420 --> 05:27:26,460 Then whoever said it... 7959 05:27:27,740 --> 05:27:28,460 Is the Lord... 7960 05:27:29,740 --> 05:27:30,540 Of Christmas. 7961 05:27:32,960 --> 05:27:33,360 And... 7962 05:27:33,360 --> 05:27:35,320 Christianity as well. 7963 05:27:36,080 --> 05:27:37,180 Gonna go out there as well. 7964 05:27:37,500 --> 05:27:39,180 Probably Jesus in the chat. 7965 05:27:39,260 --> 05:27:40,100 Probably Jesus. 7966 05:27:42,020 --> 05:27:44,800 Probably Jesus recommending stuff in the chat... 7967 05:27:44,800 --> 05:27:45,860 At five past one. 7968 05:27:46,780 --> 05:27:47,960 On a fucking Sunday morning. 7969 05:27:50,020 --> 05:27:51,020 It was... 7970 05:27:51,020 --> 05:27:51,720 It was... 7971 05:27:51,720 --> 05:27:52,900 I'd say it says Red FM. 7972 05:27:53,020 --> 05:27:54,240 It was a Flood cream. 7973 05:27:54,380 --> 05:27:55,220 Was it a Flood cream? 7974 05:27:55,300 --> 05:27:55,940 I don't think... 7975 05:27:55,940 --> 05:27:58,280 I think it was me and a few others said Flood. 7976 05:27:58,380 --> 05:27:58,840 So... 7977 05:27:58,840 --> 05:27:59,840 Flood is... 7978 05:27:59,840 --> 05:28:00,840 Is... 7979 05:28:00,840 --> 05:28:01,840 Weaving... 7980 05:28:01,840 --> 05:28:02,760 A fucking... 7981 05:28:02,760 --> 05:28:03,600 Alibi... 7982 05:28:03,600 --> 05:28:04,880 Or a statement... 7983 05:28:04,880 --> 05:28:06,760 Which directs it at him... 7984 05:28:06,760 --> 05:28:07,460 Don't worry. 7985 05:28:07,520 --> 05:28:08,400 I'll be checking back. 7986 05:28:08,480 --> 05:28:09,340 I'll be looking back. 7987 05:28:10,200 --> 05:28:10,540 But... 7988 05:28:10,540 --> 05:28:11,400 Let's just say... 7989 05:28:12,600 --> 05:28:13,700 That that was amazing. 7990 05:28:14,640 --> 05:28:15,400 And this... 7991 05:28:16,400 --> 05:28:18,400 This is only gonna be... 7992 05:28:18,400 --> 05:28:19,700 A compliment to... 7993 05:28:19,700 --> 05:28:20,900 Your amazing suggestion. 7994 05:28:22,360 --> 05:28:25,260 I'm gonna have to go for Can number two. 7995 05:28:27,540 --> 05:28:28,740 I don't want to... 7996 05:28:28,740 --> 05:28:30,660 If I hit that now... 7997 05:28:30,660 --> 05:28:32,640 I'll have it finished too soon. 7998 05:28:37,040 --> 05:28:37,540 The Pope. 7999 05:28:37,620 --> 05:28:38,380 Thank you very much. 8000 05:28:43,320 --> 05:28:44,240 Now... 8001 05:28:44,240 --> 05:28:45,500 Find Leon... 8002 05:28:45,500 --> 05:28:46,140 And Sadler. 8003 05:28:48,420 --> 05:28:50,040 Big shout out to your man Jesus. 8004 05:28:50,220 --> 05:28:50,880 Says the Pope. 8005 05:28:50,980 --> 05:28:51,720 Thank you very much. 8006 05:28:51,800 --> 05:28:54,840 And I heard Pope Francis there was talking about the... 8007 05:28:54,840 --> 05:28:56,180 His funeral. 8008 05:28:57,020 --> 05:28:57,700 Like... 8009 05:28:57,700 --> 05:29:00,220 So he must be imminently on the way out. 8010 05:29:00,300 --> 05:29:01,260 I'm not particularly sure. 8011 05:29:01,320 --> 05:29:02,900 But he said he didn't want... 8012 05:29:02,900 --> 05:29:03,880 A big hullabaloo. 8013 05:29:04,060 --> 05:29:05,100 That's a paraphrase. 8014 05:29:05,200 --> 05:29:06,120 He didn't actually say that. 8015 05:29:06,240 --> 05:29:06,700 But... 8016 05:29:06,700 --> 05:29:08,000 Something along the lines of... 8017 05:29:08,000 --> 05:29:10,480 He doesn't want to be buried in the fucking Vatican... 8018 05:29:10,480 --> 05:29:11,740 With all the boys in the vault... 8019 05:29:11,740 --> 05:29:12,380 In the crypt. 8020 05:29:13,740 --> 05:29:15,540 Imagine being in a fucking crypt. 8021 05:29:15,800 --> 05:29:15,980 Like... 8022 05:29:15,980 --> 05:29:17,480 That's what I would... 8023 05:29:17,480 --> 05:29:19,140 Kind of enjoy. 8024 05:29:19,300 --> 05:29:20,480 I'd imagine being like... 8025 05:29:20,480 --> 05:29:21,240 In death. 8026 05:29:21,980 --> 05:29:22,820 Like... 8027 05:29:22,820 --> 05:29:24,040 Eternalised forever. 8028 05:29:24,180 --> 05:29:26,220 In a fucking gold clad crypt. 8029 05:29:26,220 --> 05:29:26,860 In the Vatican. 8030 05:29:27,460 --> 05:29:28,860 At the same time... 8031 05:29:28,860 --> 05:29:31,180 Probably a high value target. 8032 05:29:33,300 --> 05:29:33,820 Rumpelforskins. 8033 05:29:33,940 --> 05:29:34,820 Thank you very much. 8034 05:29:35,420 --> 05:29:36,140 At the same time... 8035 05:29:36,140 --> 05:29:38,300 The Vatican's probably a high value target... 8036 05:29:38,300 --> 05:29:40,280 For a potential bombing... 8037 05:29:40,280 --> 05:29:42,040 Or fucking bulldozing in the future. 8038 05:29:42,200 --> 05:29:43,780 Because let's face it... 8039 05:29:43,780 --> 05:29:44,980 A system like that... 8040 05:29:44,980 --> 05:29:46,180 Can't go on forever... 8041 05:29:46,180 --> 05:29:46,920 In a way... 8042 05:29:46,920 --> 05:29:48,320 It'll probably just be immortalised... 8043 05:29:48,320 --> 05:29:49,480 At some sort of museum... 8044 05:29:49,480 --> 05:29:51,520 To future generations of aliens... 8045 05:29:51,520 --> 05:29:52,240 And they'll be like... 8046 05:29:52,240 --> 05:29:54,920 This is where they used to have their worship place... 8047 05:29:54,920 --> 05:29:57,060 And it was the head of all that... 8048 05:29:57,060 --> 05:29:58,560 And now we walk around it... 8049 05:29:58,560 --> 05:29:59,760 And look at the Sistine Chapel... 8050 05:29:59,760 --> 05:30:00,520 And all that stuff... 8051 05:30:00,520 --> 05:30:01,140 Because in fairness... 8052 05:30:01,140 --> 05:30:02,200 You should be able to... 8053 05:30:02,200 --> 05:30:02,960 Maybe you can do that... 8054 05:30:02,960 --> 05:30:03,680 I've never been there. 8055 05:30:04,520 --> 05:30:05,340 Never been there. 8056 05:30:06,000 --> 05:30:07,240 Let's get this game finished. 8057 05:30:07,880 --> 05:30:08,180 Sorry... 8058 05:30:08,180 --> 05:30:10,340 The Grosch is beginning to have a... 8059 05:30:10,340 --> 05:30:11,320 Welcome... 8060 05:30:11,320 --> 05:30:14,320 I'd say a detrimental effect... 8061 05:30:14,320 --> 05:30:16,080 On the progress of the game... 8062 05:30:16,080 --> 05:30:16,720 Where I... 8063 05:30:16,720 --> 05:30:18,020 I start talking shite... 8064 05:30:18,020 --> 05:30:21,520 At a different kind of level and rate... 8065 05:30:21,520 --> 05:30:22,600 Which I usually would. 8066 05:30:22,760 --> 05:30:24,020 Well look at this... 8067 05:30:24,020 --> 05:30:28,260 Didn't even hit the cut... 8068 05:30:28,260 --> 05:30:28,860 But... 8069 05:30:28,860 --> 05:30:29,200 The... 8070 05:30:29,200 --> 05:30:29,560 The... 8071 05:30:29,560 --> 05:30:30,660 Backblast... 8072 05:30:30,660 --> 05:30:32,800 Was enough to take him down to Chinatown... 8073 05:30:32,800 --> 05:30:34,800 Iniesta... 8074 05:30:35,800 --> 05:30:36,800 Here he is... 8075 05:30:38,280 --> 05:30:38,800 FC Kobe... 8076 05:30:39,600 --> 05:30:39,800 Oh fuck... 8077 05:30:43,380 --> 05:30:44,800 Kobe Bryant... 8078 05:30:47,280 --> 05:30:48,800 Joe Bellingham... 8079 05:30:50,180 --> 05:30:51,800 Give him a slice of the job... 8080 05:30:51,800 --> 05:30:56,800 Fucking Job's after you... 8081 05:31:00,940 --> 05:31:05,140 Your rhetoric will smother you... 8082 05:31:05,140 --> 05:31:06,900 Your rhetoric will smother you... 8083 05:31:06,900 --> 05:31:08,400 Thank you very much for the tip there... 8084 05:31:08,400 --> 05:31:09,800 And none other than... 8085 05:31:09,800 --> 05:31:10,800 Tom... 8086 05:31:11,740 --> 05:31:13,800 Crazy little guy called Tom... 8087 05:31:14,620 --> 05:31:15,800 Thank you very much... 8088 05:31:19,340 --> 05:31:21,780 This is just the perfect December... 8089 05:31:21,780 --> 05:31:22,780 The fucking 17th... 8090 05:31:23,460 --> 05:31:24,760 I've had a lot of... 8091 05:31:24,760 --> 05:31:26,180 Good December the 17th... 8092 05:31:26,180 --> 05:31:26,780 Don't get me wrong... 8093 05:31:27,540 --> 05:31:28,780 But this is probably gonna go down... 8094 05:31:29,760 --> 05:31:30,780 As one I'll remember... 8095 05:31:31,500 --> 05:31:32,800 For a long long time... 8096 05:31:32,800 --> 05:31:34,120 If not a day... 8097 05:31:34,120 --> 05:31:34,780 Look at that... 8098 05:31:35,480 --> 05:31:35,780 Wow... 8099 05:31:36,500 --> 05:31:38,780 Oh... 8100 05:31:39,860 --> 05:31:40,780 Over animated... 8101 05:31:41,540 --> 05:31:42,780 And excited streamer... 8102 05:31:44,260 --> 05:31:44,780 Look at that... 8103 05:31:45,740 --> 05:31:45,780 Wow... 8104 05:31:49,780 --> 05:31:52,500 Oh my god! 8105 05:31:53,160 --> 05:31:53,600 Wow! 8106 05:31:56,000 --> 05:31:57,520 Ah! No! 8107 05:32:06,940 --> 05:32:07,500 Yeah! 8108 05:32:12,380 --> 05:32:13,580 Thanks for the tip there. 8109 05:32:13,680 --> 05:32:15,220 What does Gary Devil think? 8110 05:32:15,760 --> 05:32:18,340 Look, he hasn't shown his fucking face. 8111 05:32:18,500 --> 05:32:20,060 It's like he's not tuning in. 8112 05:32:20,860 --> 05:32:23,400 But I mean, hopefully there's something to be said. 8113 05:32:25,200 --> 05:32:26,560 At some stage. 8114 05:32:29,000 --> 05:32:35,720 The music here sounds like the fucking tense early days music in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? 8115 05:32:36,080 --> 05:32:38,380 Where they're racing through the first idiot questions. 8116 05:32:40,360 --> 05:32:46,380 I'd like to watch the video of the man who failed on, like, the first question, or there's a few of those, like... 8117 05:32:47,220 --> 05:32:50,220 * loops* 8118 05:32:50,220 --> 05:32:50,220 Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 8119 05:32:50,220 --> 05:32:52,220 *Pigman* 8120 05:32:52,220 --> 05:32:54,220 See you later pigman! 8121 05:32:54,220 --> 05:32:57,220 Pigman stink! 8122 05:32:57,220 --> 05:33:06,220 No relation to Fatman Scoop, the acclaimed rap star and hip hop god. 8123 05:33:06,220 --> 05:33:09,220 And this is a red and a greener. 8124 05:33:09,220 --> 05:33:14,220 And we're sticking that into the machiner known as Ada Wong's system. 8125 05:33:14,220 --> 05:33:19,220 We press a few buttons in the elevator. That sends us up the shaft. 8126 05:33:19,220 --> 05:33:24,220 Last drop of drink in the garage can? I think I will. 8127 05:33:30,220 --> 05:33:32,220 It is a great system. 8128 05:33:32,220 --> 05:33:36,220 It's one that we've looked forward to for quite some time indeed. 8129 05:33:36,220 --> 05:33:42,220 Maybe part of the fucking subconscious reason for not getting this speedrun finished 8130 05:33:42,220 --> 05:33:47,220 was that it would have meant that we would never see situation again. 8131 05:33:47,220 --> 05:33:48,220 Tom? 8132 05:33:48,220 --> 05:33:57,220 I'd say just take care of these Indiastras fast and furiously if you want. Pick up stuff, but they're... 8133 05:33:57,220 --> 05:34:00,220 How about that? Lovely bit of fucking secondary. 8134 05:34:00,220 --> 05:34:07,220 Your man's fucking shtooped. He's gone. He's left a red beret. 8135 05:34:07,220 --> 05:34:13,220 Red lovely beret. 8136 05:34:13,220 --> 05:34:23,220 And then we've got another twist and a turn. And lo and behold, that sweet, sweet son of a gun. 8137 05:34:23,220 --> 05:34:26,220 Mr. DD himself. 8138 05:34:26,220 --> 05:34:33,220 And then he's back at it again with another sweet and tender tip ripper runus. 8139 05:34:33,220 --> 05:34:36,220 And look at that lad. It's Q-ness for him. 8140 05:34:36,220 --> 05:34:41,220 Nothing but an eerie silence hangs over his emblazoned corpse. 8141 05:34:41,220 --> 05:34:47,220 And look at that. Another situation room special edition. 8142 05:34:47,220 --> 05:34:51,220 Get Hillary Clinton. 8143 05:34:51,220 --> 05:34:54,220 Barack Obama. 8144 05:34:54,220 --> 05:34:57,220 Fucking Jimmy Two Shoes. 8145 05:34:57,220 --> 05:35:00,220 The ghost of Donald Rumsfeld. 8146 05:35:01,220 --> 05:35:03,220 Fucking Barry Bush. 8147 05:35:06,220 --> 05:35:07,220 Laura Bush. 8148 05:35:08,220 --> 05:35:10,220 Fucking Colin Powell. 8149 05:35:14,220 --> 05:35:15,220 And none other. 8150 05:35:15,220 --> 05:35:21,220 Than current fucking Secretary of Defense, I think. 8151 05:35:23,220 --> 05:35:25,220 John Kirby's Dreamland. 8152 05:35:26,220 --> 05:35:28,220 An absolutely amazing man. 8153 05:35:28,220 --> 05:35:30,220 Who's done a power of a... 8154 05:35:31,220 --> 05:35:32,220 Credible work. 8155 05:35:33,220 --> 05:35:34,220 For the US. 8156 05:35:35,220 --> 05:35:37,220 And not just the US, but the world as well. 8157 05:35:37,220 --> 05:35:38,220 Let's just face it. 8158 05:35:38,220 --> 05:35:40,220 And another... I'll tell you another person who's... 8159 05:35:41,220 --> 05:35:42,220 Who's up there. 8160 05:35:42,220 --> 05:35:45,220 With that gang of absolute legends. 8161 05:35:45,220 --> 05:35:47,220 None other than Klim Crew. 8162 05:35:52,220 --> 05:35:53,220 And the way it's going. 8163 05:35:55,220 --> 05:35:57,220 I think Klim Crew's gonna be fucking at the top of the tree. 8164 05:36:00,220 --> 05:36:01,220 Soon enough. 8165 05:36:05,220 --> 05:36:06,220 Almost there. 8166 05:36:07,220 --> 05:36:08,220 Here we go. 8167 05:36:09,220 --> 05:36:11,220 Another treasure chest. 8168 05:36:11,220 --> 05:36:13,220 A Justicia statue. 8169 05:36:15,220 --> 05:36:16,220 Justicia. 8170 05:36:17,220 --> 05:36:18,220 Justitia. 8171 05:36:22,220 --> 05:36:25,220 And now a situation again where we fucking... 8172 05:36:25,220 --> 05:36:26,220 I can hardly contain myself. 8173 05:36:27,220 --> 05:36:28,220 You're really good. 8174 05:36:29,220 --> 05:36:30,220 What the fuck is he? 8175 05:36:31,220 --> 05:36:32,220 Have you... 8176 05:36:32,220 --> 05:36:33,220 What? 8177 05:36:33,220 --> 05:36:34,220 I really... 8178 05:36:34,220 --> 05:36:34,220 Welcome stranger. 8179 05:36:34,220 --> 05:36:35,220 I've got a selection. 8180 05:36:35,220 --> 05:36:36,220 I've got a selection. 8181 05:36:36,220 --> 05:36:36,220 I've got a good things or sounds. 8182 05:36:36,220 --> 05:36:37,220 I've got a hardy contain myself. 8183 05:36:37,220 --> 05:36:38,220 You're really gonna do it stranger. 8184 05:36:38,220 --> 05:36:39,220 Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger? 8185 05:36:39,220 --> 05:36:40,220 Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger? 8186 05:36:40,220 --> 05:36:41,220 Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger? 8187 05:36:41,220 --> 05:36:42,220 Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger? 8188 05:36:42,220 --> 05:36:43,220 Why not try your hand at a new gun stranger? 8189 05:36:43,220 --> 05:36:44,220 Might save your life. 8190 05:36:44,220 --> 05:36:45,220 Might save your life. 8191 05:36:46,220 --> 05:36:47,220 Tupo. 8192 05:36:47,220 --> 05:36:48,220 Thank you very much. 8193 05:36:48,220 --> 05:36:49,220 You old charmer. 8194 05:36:50,220 --> 05:36:51,220 Uh... 8195 05:36:51,220 --> 05:36:52,220 Charm Don Manuel. 8196 05:36:52,220 --> 05:36:54,220 Okay, so these are different charms that he's got. 8197 05:36:54,220 --> 05:36:57,220 That I could potentially buy with my 62,000 pesetas. 8198 05:36:57,220 --> 05:36:59,220 Will I waste time looking at these or what? 8199 05:37:00,220 --> 05:37:01,220 An attache case. 8200 05:37:01,220 --> 05:37:02,220 It has 20%. 8201 05:37:02,220 --> 05:37:03,220 I'm never gonna... 8202 05:37:03,220 --> 05:37:05,220 I'm probably never gonna play this game again. 8203 05:37:05,220 --> 05:37:06,220 That's sad, isn't it? 8204 05:37:07,220 --> 05:37:08,220 Probably never gonna play it again. 8205 05:37:09,220 --> 05:37:12,220 There's no point in me fucking adding this to my thing. 8206 05:37:12,220 --> 05:37:14,220 I should just save the game and move. 8207 05:37:16,220 --> 05:37:19,220 But other games will come along and that'll be fine, you know? 8208 05:37:19,220 --> 05:37:21,220 It doesn't matter about the ones that you won't play again. 8209 05:37:21,220 --> 05:37:24,220 And if I do, then the save game file is there. 8210 05:37:24,220 --> 05:37:28,220 I should probably save the game on a different slot there. 8211 05:37:28,220 --> 05:37:30,220 For future generations. 8212 05:37:31,220 --> 05:37:33,220 Let's go the third one there. 8213 05:37:34,220 --> 05:37:35,220 Not gonna remember it. 8214 05:37:35,220 --> 05:37:43,220 This is beautiful. 8215 05:37:46,220 --> 05:37:47,220 Any percent, guys. 8216 05:37:47,220 --> 05:37:48,220 Any percent. 8217 05:37:48,220 --> 05:37:49,220 World record run. 8218 05:37:49,220 --> 05:37:50,220 No... 8219 05:37:51,220 --> 05:37:52,220 Action necessary. 8220 05:37:52,220 --> 05:37:54,220 No refunds. 8221 05:38:03,220 --> 05:38:07,220 Crunch Minister, thank you very much. 8222 05:38:08,220 --> 05:38:10,220 Have I taken the wrong way here? 8223 05:38:11,220 --> 05:38:12,220 Yeah, I have. 8224 05:38:12,220 --> 05:38:13,220 Or have I? 8225 05:38:14,220 --> 05:38:14,220 Yeah, wrong way. 8226 05:38:14,220 --> 05:38:15,220 I went back up the lift. 8227 05:38:18,220 --> 05:38:19,220 Trying to think now, have I got this wrong? 8228 05:38:19,220 --> 05:38:22,220 Like, is it not a fucking situation with fucking Leon? 8229 05:38:23,220 --> 05:38:24,220 Alright, go up now. 8230 05:38:25,220 --> 05:38:27,220 Elon Musk, thank you very much for the bog wettery. 8231 05:38:28,220 --> 05:38:31,220 Hope that your bog is well and truly wetted. 8232 05:38:31,220 --> 05:38:32,220 And you're ready. 8233 05:38:33,220 --> 05:38:37,220 To regenerate and achieve net zero as well. 8234 05:38:38,220 --> 05:38:39,220 Like all of us are. 8235 05:38:39,220 --> 05:38:40,220 We're dying for it. 8236 05:38:41,220 --> 05:38:42,220 So hang on. 8237 05:38:42,220 --> 05:38:43,220 So this is here. 8238 05:38:43,220 --> 05:38:45,220 This is not the right way I want to be. 8239 05:38:45,220 --> 05:38:47,220 Sea castle is after you, thank you very much. 8240 05:38:47,220 --> 05:38:49,220 Do we duck and go under this? 8241 05:38:49,220 --> 05:38:50,220 We do. 8242 05:38:50,220 --> 05:38:51,220 We do. 8243 05:38:51,220 --> 05:38:55,220 See that, Len? 8244 05:38:55,220 --> 05:38:56,220 Yes. 8245 05:38:56,220 --> 05:38:57,220 Yes. 8246 05:38:57,220 --> 05:38:58,220 Yes. 8247 05:38:58,220 --> 05:38:59,220 Yes. 8248 05:38:59,220 --> 05:39:00,220 Yes. 8249 05:39:00,220 --> 05:39:01,220 Yes. 8250 05:39:01,220 --> 05:39:04,220 I'll have that all day and all night. 8251 05:39:05,220 --> 05:39:10,220 Be careful now if you need to make sure you're fucking aiming at the right places when you do that. 8252 05:39:10,220 --> 05:39:17,220 And also be as gracious in victory as you would be in defeat. 8253 05:39:20,220 --> 05:39:30,220 Very little grace to be had at either end of the spectrum when it comes to myself, but I'll take those words and I'll try and act upon them. 8254 05:39:30,220 --> 05:39:31,220 Here we go. 8255 05:39:31,220 --> 05:39:32,220 Scumbags. 8256 05:39:32,220 --> 05:39:33,220 This is the end of it. 8257 05:39:33,220 --> 05:39:34,220 The sweet mercy they bring. 8258 05:39:34,220 --> 05:39:39,220 Exalt gold and let it be done. 8259 05:39:49,220 --> 05:39:54,220 You've got a rocket launcher and you're whipping out the submachine gun. 8260 05:39:54,220 --> 05:39:55,220 As if. 8261 05:39:55,220 --> 05:40:18,220 I'm really going to enjoy this now. 8262 05:40:18,220 --> 05:40:23,220 Just hold that there one second and replenish our stock. 8263 05:40:23,220 --> 05:40:49,220 stock. Adam Sadler is it? Let's see what you got man. 8264 05:40:49,220 --> 05:41:18,220 That is it? Felt like fucking Popeye then taking a swig of the can as if it were spinach. Capfist, thank you very much for the tip. 8265 05:41:18,220 --> 05:41:34,220 Capfist. Who like? Who in this place? Where and how and what method of transportation? Tom do you want to comment on that situation? 8266 05:41:34,220 --> 05:41:46,220 Great situation, it's a great scene. Aris, thank you very much for the tip. Who do you have winning between Gary Dembel and Jamie Liverbird? 8267 05:41:46,220 --> 05:41:56,220 I'm not sure who's winning that one. Probably Gary like he's just more media adept or not media adept. I just say he's kind of got more bite and sizzle. 8268 05:41:56,220 --> 05:42:12,220 He's a bit more quick off the mark when it comes to the opinions. And Jamie Liverbird will always have, I'll always have the image of him spitting a load of phlegm from a Range Rover at a fucking, at another person. 8269 05:42:12,220 --> 05:42:32,220 But there's a debate out there as to whether or not he was in the ride for that. I don't think, I don't think he was really. And then of course there was the obligatory Sky Sports fucking apology moment where he's down. Look at the situation, Tam. 8270 05:42:32,220 --> 05:42:44,220 It's fantastic. Thank you very much there. Fave Dolly177 for the tip. Happy Christmas. Keep up the good work, Hope World as well. And Anonymous, thank you very much for the tip. 8271 05:42:44,220 --> 05:43:01,220 You say thanks for the streams. Hope you're getting well. Hope you're getting on well. And whatever happened to G-Jews, thank you very much for the payment there. I'm not sure, but we wish G-Jews well and all the best. 8272 05:43:01,220 --> 05:43:10,220 The legend of Sea Castle himself. I can't really comment on it, but Francis knows all about it. 8273 05:43:10,220 --> 05:43:25,220 Back to the Shenmue days. Look at the state of this fucking drifter. He needs to be sent packing back to the realm which he spawned from. 8274 05:43:25,220 --> 05:43:34,220 "Bombs on this island start popping off." 8275 05:43:34,220 --> 05:43:43,220 "Bombs are about to start popping here." "Ada Wong tells us everything we need to know." 8276 05:43:43,220 --> 05:43:54,220 "I'm gonna just level a few accusations of rocket at the fucking cunt that's fighting Leon." "See what happens." "They want me to go and grab a rocket launcher even though I have an infinite one." 8277 05:43:54,220 --> 05:44:03,220 "These guys, they don't know who's playing their game." "Look at this. Can we do damage?" 8278 05:44:03,220 --> 05:44:07,400 Wow, you can. 8279 05:44:11,540 --> 05:44:13,720 I wonder if you can kill him from here. 8280 05:44:20,020 --> 05:44:21,300 Get his legs. 8281 05:44:21,360 --> 05:44:22,720 Get those eyeballs on his legs. 8282 05:44:26,260 --> 05:44:28,640 I think Leon has him sussed. 8283 05:44:28,640 --> 05:44:34,880 Fucking beautiful. 8284 05:44:37,880 --> 05:44:39,160 What about this here? 8285 05:44:40,000 --> 05:44:42,920 Another one for the fucking times that are in it. 8286 05:44:43,440 --> 05:44:44,120 That's nice. 8287 05:44:44,840 --> 05:44:46,920 A miniature mushroom cloud. 8288 05:44:47,700 --> 05:44:49,960 And none other than an MMC. 8289 05:44:52,440 --> 05:44:54,000 We love it, Tom, don't we? 8290 05:44:55,000 --> 05:44:57,000 Yeah, we really love it. 8291 05:44:57,520 --> 05:44:59,560 When the MMC comes to town. 8292 05:44:59,960 --> 05:45:02,060 We really love it when the MMC comes to town. 8293 05:45:02,640 --> 05:45:07,240 And what's more, was there any nuclear component to the fucking warhead that you've got? 8294 05:45:07,300 --> 05:45:07,940 Imagine that. 8295 05:45:09,280 --> 05:45:10,420 Davy Crockett's now. 8296 05:45:12,920 --> 05:45:14,900 Pure Kuwabara shit. 8297 05:45:15,700 --> 05:45:18,220 Pure fucking Volgan shit, that man. 8298 05:45:21,760 --> 05:45:28,440 And now another selection box of creamers are about to meet their fate. 8299 05:45:28,920 --> 05:45:29,500 What's that? 8300 05:45:29,560 --> 05:45:31,260 A fucking Nethley or a Caprice? 8301 05:45:32,580 --> 05:45:33,580 I'm good for it. 8302 05:45:34,080 --> 05:45:34,720 Oh no. 8303 05:45:35,260 --> 05:45:35,900 Please no. 8304 05:45:36,320 --> 05:45:36,700 Please. 8305 05:45:41,200 --> 05:45:44,920 Stick that Ada Wong spray right into the tuchus. 8306 05:45:45,920 --> 05:45:46,780 Fuck you, man. 8307 05:45:47,400 --> 05:45:48,020 Get a knife. 8308 05:45:48,140 --> 05:45:49,080 Get a knife out, Ada. 8309 05:45:49,260 --> 05:45:49,980 That's it. 8310 05:45:51,660 --> 05:45:55,540 And just to really harness in the old time, 8311 05:45:55,640 --> 05:45:57,080 harken back to old days, 8312 05:45:57,540 --> 05:46:00,480 we're gonna whip out an uncustomized Red 9. 8313 05:46:01,880 --> 05:46:03,380 and take this guy apart. 8314 05:46:04,660 --> 05:46:05,080 Piece. 8315 05:46:06,500 --> 05:46:07,380 By piece. 8316 05:46:09,380 --> 05:46:09,700 Lim. 8317 05:46:11,300 --> 05:46:12,020 From limb. 8318 05:46:15,220 --> 05:46:15,780 Magical. 8319 05:46:15,780 --> 05:46:33,840 Do-decahedron. 8320 05:46:34,900 --> 05:46:36,300 Are we just gonna have to... 8321 05:46:36,300 --> 05:46:37,380 bring him up here 8322 05:46:37,380 --> 05:46:39,860 because I really want to make him walk the walk. 8323 05:46:41,900 --> 05:46:42,580 Come on. 8324 05:46:43,480 --> 05:46:44,300 See you later, 8325 05:46:44,420 --> 05:46:45,380 you fucking scummer. 8326 05:46:45,380 --> 05:46:47,540 What about this? 8327 05:46:47,680 --> 05:46:48,100 Did you... 8328 05:46:48,100 --> 05:46:49,060 Did you envision that? 8329 05:46:49,180 --> 05:46:49,780 Did you... 8330 05:46:49,780 --> 05:46:50,980 I can't even speak 8331 05:46:50,980 --> 05:46:52,160 because I'm slurring my speech 8332 05:46:52,160 --> 05:46:53,360 because of the grouch, man. 8333 05:46:54,060 --> 05:46:55,560 Did you envisage this 8334 05:46:55,560 --> 05:46:57,080 when you got out of bed today? 8335 05:46:57,480 --> 05:46:58,180 I dare you... 8336 05:46:58,180 --> 05:46:58,780 I dare... 8337 05:46:58,780 --> 05:47:02,100 Oh, fuck off. 8338 05:47:04,200 --> 05:47:06,420 You need to really just rein it in here. 8339 05:47:06,520 --> 05:47:06,780 You're... 8340 05:47:06,780 --> 05:47:08,440 You're overreacting. 8341 05:47:12,260 --> 05:47:13,260 Fuck that gun, man. 8342 05:47:13,280 --> 05:47:15,360 He made you look like a right sausage, Sam. 8343 05:47:15,360 --> 05:47:18,580 You got your head fucking pushed it off. 8344 05:47:18,580 --> 05:47:18,700 You got your head fucking... 8345 05:47:18,700 --> 05:47:20,440 Explosion times. 8346 05:47:22,740 --> 05:47:23,840 Insane is what was. 8347 05:47:24,660 --> 05:47:26,580 And again, it's just another... 8348 05:47:27,420 --> 05:47:28,580 example how alcohol... 8349 05:47:28,580 --> 05:47:31,800 might not have the fucking... 8350 05:47:31,800 --> 05:47:33,480 intended effects that you wanted to. 8351 05:47:34,140 --> 05:47:35,380 You could feel it. 8352 05:47:35,380 --> 05:47:36,720 You could feel it in your veins. 8353 05:47:38,040 --> 05:47:39,540 You could be having a great time. 8354 05:47:40,720 --> 05:47:42,060 The writing's on the wall. 8355 05:47:43,060 --> 05:47:45,360 When an absolute member of the undead 8356 05:47:45,360 --> 05:47:46,960 has one up on you 8357 05:47:46,960 --> 05:47:49,940 and you've all the explosive power 8358 05:47:49,940 --> 05:47:53,580 of fucking the US and Israel combined 8359 05:47:53,580 --> 05:47:56,160 and you still can't take out 8360 05:47:56,160 --> 05:47:58,100 one absolute lunatic 8361 05:47:58,100 --> 05:47:59,300 who doesn't even have a brain 8362 05:47:59,300 --> 05:47:59,920 between the ears, 8363 05:48:00,920 --> 05:48:03,740 then you need to re-evaluate your intake 8364 05:48:03,740 --> 05:48:05,920 of that particular drug. 8365 05:48:08,700 --> 05:48:09,640 Infinite rockets. 8366 05:48:11,260 --> 05:48:12,760 Couldn't have said it better myself. 8367 05:48:12,960 --> 05:48:15,580 And it really is a searing indictment 8368 05:48:15,580 --> 05:48:16,680 of your intelligence 8369 05:48:16,680 --> 05:48:20,040 that you can't handle 8370 05:48:20,040 --> 05:48:21,900 what's been given to you. 8371 05:48:23,040 --> 05:48:24,680 And let's not forget, 8372 05:48:24,920 --> 05:48:25,900 it wasn't given to you. 8373 05:48:26,020 --> 05:48:27,220 You went out and got it. 8374 05:48:27,300 --> 05:48:28,820 You sought it from the off-license. 8375 05:48:31,020 --> 05:48:32,440 How much was it even? 8376 05:48:34,480 --> 05:48:37,880 8.50 euro for four cans in Sentra. 8377 05:48:38,000 --> 05:48:38,860 But I tell you this, Tom. 8378 05:48:39,940 --> 05:48:40,620 I tell you this. 8379 05:48:41,520 --> 05:48:43,320 Your rhetoric will smother you. 8380 05:48:43,500 --> 05:48:44,280 Thank you very much, 8381 05:48:44,360 --> 05:48:45,940 grosh mushmouth madmen. 8382 05:48:46,000 --> 05:48:46,640 Thank you very much. 8383 05:48:46,700 --> 05:48:48,040 And what happened to J.Jusis? 8384 05:48:48,080 --> 05:48:48,560 Thank you very much. 8385 05:48:53,100 --> 05:48:54,900 Leon still hasn't been dealt with. 8386 05:48:55,540 --> 05:48:57,260 I've set up camp beside the ruins 8387 05:48:57,260 --> 05:48:58,300 so I can lure him in 8388 05:48:58,300 --> 05:48:59,680 to finish things once and for all. 8389 05:48:59,680 --> 05:49:03,380 Security at the loading docks 8390 05:49:03,380 --> 05:49:05,080 is also being put on high alert. 8391 05:49:07,040 --> 05:49:08,720 In case Cunty Balls 8392 05:49:08,720 --> 05:49:10,120 fucking bypasses the area. 8393 05:49:11,180 --> 05:49:12,180 I have a rocket launcher 8394 05:49:12,180 --> 05:49:14,120 stuffed in a box up there 8395 05:49:14,120 --> 05:49:15,560 so the team has been deployed. 8396 05:49:16,840 --> 05:49:18,320 The custom red warheads 8397 05:49:18,320 --> 05:49:19,540 are also on standby. 8398 05:49:20,540 --> 05:49:21,300 But listen to me. 8399 05:49:22,340 --> 05:49:23,860 That rookie isn't the only reason 8400 05:49:23,860 --> 05:49:24,600 I am improving 8401 05:49:24,600 --> 05:49:25,860 our defensive capabilities. 8402 05:49:26,640 --> 05:49:28,060 When was this memo drafted 8403 05:49:28,060 --> 05:49:29,600 and why did they 8404 05:49:29,600 --> 05:49:30,680 fucking write it on paper 8405 05:49:30,680 --> 05:49:32,500 in a leather bound binder? 8406 05:49:33,360 --> 05:49:33,960 For these guys 8407 05:49:33,960 --> 05:49:34,700 it doesn't look like 8408 05:49:34,700 --> 05:49:35,660 they can even read. 8409 05:49:36,700 --> 05:49:38,920 Like no offense to the illiterate 8410 05:49:38,920 --> 05:49:39,360 but I mean 8411 05:49:39,360 --> 05:49:40,380 I'm on about these 8412 05:49:40,380 --> 05:49:41,200 undead 8413 05:49:41,200 --> 05:49:42,440 like monsters 8414 05:49:42,440 --> 05:49:43,900 who are trying to kill you. 8415 05:49:44,260 --> 05:49:45,080 Doesn't look like 8416 05:49:45,080 --> 05:49:46,700 reason and logic 8417 05:49:46,700 --> 05:49:47,660 are at the forefront 8418 05:49:47,660 --> 05:49:48,760 of their fucking 8419 05:49:48,760 --> 05:49:49,880 actions, you know? 8420 05:49:50,260 --> 05:49:51,200 Just seems like they're acting 8421 05:49:51,200 --> 05:49:52,540 on a chemical impulse. 8422 05:49:52,660 --> 05:49:53,000 But anyway, 8423 05:49:53,140 --> 05:49:54,400 the rookie isn't the only reason 8424 05:49:54,400 --> 05:49:54,960 I'm improving 8425 05:49:54,960 --> 05:49:56,140 our defensive capabilities. 8426 05:49:58,280 --> 05:49:59,640 Some group is drawing 8427 05:49:59,640 --> 05:50:00,800 closer to the island 8428 05:50:00,800 --> 05:50:02,320 to steal the holy body. 8429 05:50:03,000 --> 05:50:04,220 I'm pretty sure I know who. 8430 05:50:05,220 --> 05:50:06,400 Without these warheads, 8431 05:50:06,660 --> 05:50:07,760 lovely exposition here, 8432 05:50:07,840 --> 05:50:08,880 without these warheads 8433 05:50:08,880 --> 05:50:10,300 I'm going to have 8434 05:50:10,300 --> 05:50:11,140 a hard time 8435 05:50:11,140 --> 05:50:12,420 getting rid of the intruders. 8436 05:50:13,280 --> 05:50:14,100 Then again. 8437 05:50:15,200 --> 05:50:16,080 Even with them. 8438 05:50:16,880 --> 05:50:18,240 And that's great news. 8439 05:50:18,860 --> 05:50:19,880 And here's us now. 8440 05:50:20,980 --> 05:50:21,940 And this is 8441 05:50:21,940 --> 05:50:22,940 what we're about. 8442 05:50:28,780 --> 05:50:29,780 Unintended effect. 8443 05:50:31,040 --> 05:50:32,240 Unintended consequences. 8444 05:50:35,180 --> 05:50:36,400 A maelstrom 8445 05:50:36,400 --> 05:50:38,260 of malevolent pain. 8446 05:50:39,060 --> 05:50:39,580 Paranoia. 8447 05:50:39,940 --> 05:50:40,060 And 8448 05:50:40,060 --> 05:50:41,360 fuck that guy. 8449 05:50:41,460 --> 05:50:42,260 He's doing a bit of work. 8450 05:50:42,380 --> 05:50:42,480 Look. 8451 05:50:43,760 --> 05:50:45,760 They've hired a general operative 8452 05:50:45,760 --> 05:50:46,260 to fucking 8453 05:50:46,260 --> 05:50:47,420 really lift 8454 05:50:47,420 --> 05:50:47,920 the kind of 8455 05:50:47,920 --> 05:50:50,260 warheads around the gaff. 8456 05:50:50,660 --> 05:50:51,680 They're really heavy. 8457 05:50:52,180 --> 05:50:53,080 He tried to run away 8458 05:50:53,080 --> 05:50:53,820 from that one then. 8459 05:50:55,800 --> 05:50:56,240 Tom, 8460 05:50:56,400 --> 05:50:57,580 thank you very much 8461 05:50:57,580 --> 05:50:57,980 for your 8462 05:50:57,980 --> 05:50:58,600 kind-hearted 8463 05:50:58,600 --> 05:50:59,680 and generous tip, 8464 05:50:59,800 --> 05:51:00,100 Tom. 8465 05:51:00,940 --> 05:51:01,860 I was supposed to play 8466 05:51:01,860 --> 05:51:02,840 another game of chess 8467 05:51:02,840 --> 05:51:03,720 with Tom. 8468 05:51:04,100 --> 05:51:04,440 Us. 8469 05:51:04,960 --> 05:51:05,900 And please 8470 05:51:05,900 --> 05:51:06,800 blame Leon, 8471 05:51:06,900 --> 05:51:07,200 you say. 8472 05:51:08,320 --> 05:51:09,280 I need to hurry. 8473 05:51:09,760 --> 05:51:09,980 Right. 8474 05:51:10,100 --> 05:51:11,180 This is where the bullshit ends, 8475 05:51:11,280 --> 05:51:11,440 lads. 8476 05:51:11,580 --> 05:51:12,720 No more shit talk. 8477 05:51:12,720 --> 05:51:14,420 Just straight up 8478 05:51:14,420 --> 05:51:15,680 hardcore, 8479 05:51:15,900 --> 05:51:16,820 no-nonsense, 8480 05:51:17,020 --> 05:51:18,280 fucking speedrunning 8481 05:51:18,280 --> 05:51:18,820 bliss. 8482 05:51:19,360 --> 05:51:19,900 You ain't seen 8483 05:51:19,900 --> 05:51:20,400 nothing yet. 8484 05:51:20,860 --> 05:51:21,120 Boom, 8485 05:51:21,300 --> 05:51:21,680 boom. 8486 05:51:22,240 --> 05:51:22,840 Baby, 8487 05:51:23,560 --> 05:51:24,280 you ain't seen 8488 05:51:24,280 --> 05:51:24,960 nothing yet. 8489 05:51:25,380 --> 05:51:25,680 Boom, 8490 05:51:25,880 --> 05:51:26,260 boom. 8491 05:51:26,660 --> 05:51:27,380 Baby, 8492 05:51:27,900 --> 05:51:28,520 you ain't seen 8493 05:51:28,520 --> 05:51:29,160 nothing yet. 8494 05:51:29,640 --> 05:51:29,960 Boom, 8495 05:51:30,140 --> 05:51:30,560 boom. 8496 05:51:31,540 --> 05:51:32,620 Look at that. 8497 05:51:34,440 --> 05:51:35,720 Little scratch 8498 05:51:35,720 --> 05:51:36,980 side of the nose there. 8499 05:51:37,180 --> 05:51:37,880 And here we go. 8500 05:51:38,120 --> 05:51:39,060 Another little 8501 05:51:39,060 --> 05:51:39,540 fucking 8502 05:51:39,540 --> 05:51:41,460 schnozzle buster 8503 05:51:41,460 --> 05:51:42,200 is about to 8504 05:51:42,200 --> 05:51:43,200 happen here. 8505 05:51:43,200 --> 05:51:44,800 I'm hoping 8506 05:51:44,800 --> 05:51:45,400 the collateral 8507 05:51:45,400 --> 05:51:45,960 fucking 8508 05:51:45,960 --> 05:51:48,560 will get him. 8509 05:51:49,280 --> 05:51:50,140 I'm just hoping 8510 05:51:50,140 --> 05:51:51,100 collateral will 8511 05:51:51,100 --> 05:51:51,960 kill this guy. 8512 05:51:52,120 --> 05:51:52,440 There we go. 8513 05:51:52,540 --> 05:51:53,500 Let him walk up here. 8514 05:51:54,500 --> 05:51:55,380 That's lovely stuff. 8515 05:51:55,500 --> 05:51:56,060 That's lovely. 8516 05:51:56,220 --> 05:51:57,260 Well done for making 8517 05:51:57,260 --> 05:51:58,160 it this far, man. 8518 05:51:58,620 --> 05:51:58,980 But I'm 8519 05:51:58,980 --> 05:52:00,360 I'm afraid 8520 05:52:00,360 --> 05:52:01,760 it's time to go home. 8521 05:52:03,840 --> 05:52:04,800 Time to go home 8522 05:52:04,800 --> 05:52:05,480 in a million 8523 05:52:05,480 --> 05:52:06,260 mini pieces. 8524 05:52:07,100 --> 05:52:07,520 In fact, 8525 05:52:07,840 --> 05:52:08,760 there is no home. 8526 05:52:09,060 --> 05:52:10,440 You're part of the air now. 8527 05:52:12,440 --> 05:52:14,360 The air is your home now. 8528 05:52:14,900 --> 05:52:15,600 You... 8529 05:52:15,600 --> 05:52:16,980 Congratulations. 8530 05:52:17,780 --> 05:52:19,420 You've been vaporized. 8531 05:52:21,860 --> 05:52:22,700 Congrats. 8532 05:52:24,140 --> 05:52:25,120 When's the party? 8533 05:52:26,600 --> 05:52:27,780 Didn't get the invite. 8534 05:52:27,780 --> 05:52:28,880 Hey, congrato! 8535 05:52:33,720 --> 05:52:34,280 Hello? 8536 05:52:34,840 --> 05:52:36,080 Is anybody there? 8537 05:52:37,360 --> 05:52:39,240 Rome about a virtual environment 8538 05:52:39,240 --> 05:52:40,060 with your avatar? 8539 05:52:44,060 --> 05:52:45,620 Hello, line four. 8540 05:52:49,460 --> 05:52:50,900 Don't you have a life? 8541 05:52:55,900 --> 05:52:56,500 Anymore? 8542 05:52:56,840 --> 05:52:58,240 Anybody else want to join 8543 05:52:58,240 --> 05:52:59,280 the dinner of death? 8544 05:52:59,720 --> 05:53:01,360 I've laid on a great spread 8545 05:53:01,360 --> 05:53:02,100 for everyone. 8546 05:53:03,020 --> 05:53:03,980 I've pickled eggs, 8547 05:53:04,440 --> 05:53:05,020 pickled onions, 8548 05:53:05,360 --> 05:53:07,320 pickled pickles, 8549 05:53:08,180 --> 05:53:09,660 and eggy onions. 8550 05:53:10,540 --> 05:53:11,540 Yes, that's right. 8551 05:53:11,760 --> 05:53:12,640 Eggy onions. 8552 05:53:13,300 --> 05:53:14,140 Don't know what they are? 8553 05:53:14,600 --> 05:53:15,600 You haven't lived. 8554 05:53:17,060 --> 05:53:22,080 Just going around 8555 05:53:22,080 --> 05:53:23,280 indiscriminately firing 8556 05:53:23,280 --> 05:53:24,080 this fucking thing 8557 05:53:24,080 --> 05:53:26,100 is the best feeling yet. 8558 05:53:26,180 --> 05:53:27,000 There's no... 8559 05:53:27,000 --> 05:53:29,320 There's no weighing up 8560 05:53:29,320 --> 05:53:30,020 the scenario, 8561 05:53:30,280 --> 05:53:31,080 trying to fucking 8562 05:53:31,080 --> 05:53:32,460 approach it in the best way. 8563 05:53:32,560 --> 05:53:33,280 It's just pure 8564 05:53:33,280 --> 05:53:34,400 brute force 8565 05:53:34,400 --> 05:53:35,020 and ignorance. 8566 05:53:37,100 --> 05:53:38,360 I dare say 8567 05:53:38,360 --> 05:53:39,320 you've ever seen 8568 05:53:39,320 --> 05:53:41,420 a speedrun like this. 8569 05:53:41,420 --> 05:53:44,420 Yeah. 8570 05:53:49,220 --> 05:53:50,100 That's lovely. 8571 05:53:50,400 --> 05:53:51,920 The pig man cometh. 8572 05:53:54,200 --> 05:53:55,600 Oh, lovely stuff. 8573 05:53:56,940 --> 05:53:58,460 Made a pig's ear of that. 8574 05:53:59,740 --> 05:54:00,820 A pig's arse. 8575 05:54:01,820 --> 05:54:02,200 Look at you. 8576 05:54:02,420 --> 05:54:03,100 Look at you. 8577 05:54:08,740 --> 05:54:09,580 This is it. 8578 05:54:09,680 --> 05:54:10,280 This is where 8579 05:54:10,280 --> 05:54:11,600 the rubber meets the road 8580 05:54:11,600 --> 05:54:12,640 in terms of pure 8581 05:54:12,640 --> 05:54:14,000 speed running bliss. 8582 05:54:14,140 --> 05:54:14,760 Nobody has ever 8583 05:54:14,760 --> 05:54:15,340 witnessed it. 8584 05:54:15,900 --> 05:54:17,120 Someone's got a rocket launcher. 8585 05:54:17,900 --> 05:54:19,240 That's someone's me, baby. 8586 05:54:22,220 --> 05:54:23,140 What about this? 8587 05:54:23,200 --> 05:54:23,640 It's called the 8588 05:54:23,640 --> 05:54:24,820 Shift and Glide. 8589 05:54:25,480 --> 05:54:26,260 There's no more 8590 05:54:26,260 --> 05:54:27,420 fucking gliding to be done. 8591 05:54:28,480 --> 05:54:29,040 These two lads 8592 05:54:29,040 --> 05:54:29,600 got fucking 8593 05:54:29,600 --> 05:54:30,540 vaporized 8594 05:54:30,540 --> 05:54:31,680 and sent back 8595 05:54:31,680 --> 05:54:32,060 packing 8596 05:54:32,060 --> 05:54:33,760 on a 8597 05:54:33,760 --> 05:54:35,200 Backpackers Express 8598 05:54:35,200 --> 05:54:36,120 holiday tour 8599 05:54:36,120 --> 05:54:37,560 to fucking 8600 05:54:37,560 --> 05:54:38,920 Nowheresville, Tennessee. 8601 05:54:39,520 --> 05:54:40,880 All expenses paid. 8602 05:54:41,700 --> 05:54:43,340 No expenses necessary. 8603 05:54:45,040 --> 05:54:46,520 Pure, unadulterated 8604 05:54:46,520 --> 05:54:47,800 groulsh behavior. 8605 05:54:48,880 --> 05:54:49,420 Deja vu. 8606 05:54:49,500 --> 05:54:50,160 Hopefully that doesn't 8607 05:54:50,160 --> 05:54:51,160 replace my fucking 8608 05:54:51,160 --> 05:54:52,020 rocket launcher that I have. 8609 05:54:52,940 --> 05:54:53,660 What's this now? 8610 05:55:01,800 --> 05:55:03,560 Scatman Sean, thank you very much. 8611 05:55:09,120 --> 05:55:10,600 I'm the scatman. 8612 05:55:12,980 --> 05:55:13,960 Chop, chop, chop. 8613 05:55:19,340 --> 05:55:20,780 Okay, a lovely last. 8614 05:55:20,880 --> 05:55:23,160 We have time to read this, do we? 8615 05:55:23,580 --> 05:55:28,840 In the middle of possibly the most unbelievable fucking battle of all time. 8616 05:55:29,180 --> 05:55:31,480 Thank you for your order, Major Crowser. 8617 05:55:31,480 --> 05:55:35,080 We are humbled you chose to do business with us. 8618 05:55:35,200 --> 05:55:37,640 It's an honour to supply you with our arms. 8619 05:55:38,440 --> 05:55:40,280 To briefly explain their features, 8620 05:55:41,020 --> 05:55:45,720 the warheads you requested are hardened to pierce heavily armoured targets. 8621 05:55:46,180 --> 05:55:46,940 They're painted red. 8622 05:55:47,700 --> 05:55:50,980 To make them easier to identify among similar munitions. 8623 05:55:51,860 --> 05:55:55,520 Greg, thank you very much there, you fucking kind-hearted Gregor. 8624 05:55:56,280 --> 05:56:00,520 And not only can they penetrate tank armour, 8625 05:56:00,520 --> 05:56:02,780 and pillboxes. 8626 05:56:03,240 --> 05:56:06,920 But the explosively formed penetrator jet 8627 05:56:06,920 --> 05:56:11,520 can even perforate a battleship's thick hull. 8628 05:56:13,120 --> 05:56:23,020 They are somewhat overpowered, so it's fair to see that there is not a single combat vehicle that can withstand these warheads. 8629 05:56:23,520 --> 05:56:25,860 We're in no position to ask how you will use them. 8630 05:56:26,120 --> 05:56:28,220 It's all up to yourself. 8631 05:56:29,220 --> 05:56:30,360 You dirty dog. 8632 05:56:30,360 --> 05:56:32,120 And it's none of our business either. 8633 05:56:32,940 --> 05:56:34,320 But we would like to know. 8634 05:56:34,860 --> 05:56:39,020 But there's no target that would require the immense destructive power they possess. 8635 05:56:39,260 --> 05:56:47,840 So it leads us to believe that you only have nefarious purposes at heart when buying this weapon. 8636 05:56:48,120 --> 05:56:54,860 Yours sincerely and fearfully Newman Arms Corp. 8637 05:56:54,980 --> 05:56:56,240 Please use with caution, they say. 8638 05:56:57,020 --> 05:57:02,760 I think that's a little bit of comedy because please use with caution after stipulating that they would... 8639 05:57:02,840 --> 05:57:06,800 There's no situation that would actually require how fucking strong they are. 8640 05:57:07,440 --> 05:57:09,320 Bit of a fucking... 8641 05:57:09,320 --> 05:57:12,480 Fibberoon-y as well because it's not like they... 8642 05:57:12,480 --> 05:57:14,900 They hit like Fat Man or Little Boy. 8643 05:57:15,120 --> 05:57:15,980 You know, I... 8644 05:57:15,980 --> 05:57:18,280 From what we can see, it's just a fucking... 8645 05:57:18,280 --> 05:57:19,360 A big explosion. 8646 05:57:19,520 --> 05:57:20,400 It's not a nuclear... 8647 05:57:20,400 --> 05:57:21,320 It's not an Oppenheimer. 8648 05:57:23,320 --> 05:57:32,080 Look at that. 8649 05:57:33,940 --> 05:57:34,420 Overpowered? 8650 05:57:38,700 --> 05:57:39,640 Overpowered much? 8651 05:57:42,140 --> 05:57:45,760 Make sure we don't die here at this crucial moment. 8652 05:57:50,760 --> 05:57:52,020 This is for Christmas. 8653 05:57:52,020 --> 05:57:59,580 I can still make it. 8654 05:57:59,800 --> 05:58:01,540 This is for Saint Nick, you can't... 8655 05:58:01,540 --> 05:58:02,900 Oh no. 8656 05:58:03,800 --> 05:58:05,160 I think I got deaded there. 8657 05:58:05,240 --> 05:58:05,460 Yeah. 8658 05:58:05,900 --> 05:58:06,440 Got killed. 8659 05:58:08,400 --> 05:58:08,840 Oh. 8660 05:58:14,480 --> 05:58:15,540 Any percent. 8661 05:58:16,380 --> 05:58:17,600 No herbs used. 8662 05:58:18,420 --> 05:58:18,900 Pure. 8663 05:58:19,860 --> 05:58:20,800 F-ing speed. 8664 05:58:20,800 --> 05:58:23,080 Fucking serious. 8665 05:58:26,760 --> 05:58:28,160 Now, we don't need to read that again. 8666 05:58:28,320 --> 05:58:30,820 We will pick up all this lovely stuff you've given us. 8667 05:58:30,820 --> 05:58:31,220 That's nice. 8668 05:58:32,820 --> 05:58:36,800 If I hadn't have had to have sold the submachine gun... 8669 05:58:37,580 --> 05:58:40,840 That would be a nice little situation to have now. 8670 05:58:40,900 --> 05:58:41,720 Or even the Punisher. 8671 05:58:42,420 --> 05:58:43,700 Or even the Shotty Too Hotty. 8672 05:58:43,780 --> 05:58:47,780 Tom, thank you very much for punishing me with a beautiful, beautiful tip... 8673 05:58:48,300 --> 05:58:51,140 That is in no way, shape or form... 8674 05:58:51,140 --> 05:58:51,720 A punishment. 8675 05:58:52,240 --> 05:58:52,780 It is only... 8676 05:58:53,560 --> 05:58:54,780 And I repeat only... 8677 05:58:55,740 --> 05:58:58,780 An amazing... 8678 05:59:00,280 --> 05:59:00,780 Appraisal... 8679 05:59:01,340 --> 05:59:02,780 Of the speed running work... 8680 05:59:03,480 --> 05:59:04,200 Which I have done. 8681 05:59:04,300 --> 05:59:04,840 In fairness. 8682 05:59:05,120 --> 05:59:06,600 It's a lot of work this as well. 8683 05:59:06,680 --> 05:59:07,940 A lot of planning went into this. 8684 05:59:08,760 --> 05:59:10,440 Two months have gone into this, lads. 8685 05:59:10,960 --> 05:59:11,980 Since the last one. 8686 05:59:12,720 --> 05:59:14,720 Even Tom has fucked up... 8687 05:59:14,720 --> 05:59:16,360 At the moment because he knows... 8688 05:59:16,360 --> 05:59:18,700 That it's too tense to appear. 8689 05:59:26,500 --> 05:59:28,060 Don't blame it on the moonlight. 8690 05:59:28,720 --> 05:59:30,620 Don't blame it on starshine. 8691 05:59:30,940 --> 05:59:32,680 Don't blame it on the good times. 8692 05:59:33,960 --> 05:59:35,500 Blame it on the grouchy. 8693 05:59:36,780 --> 05:59:38,940 Don't want to talk about bad times. 8694 05:59:40,200 --> 05:59:41,860 Don't want to talk about moonlight. 8695 05:59:42,640 --> 05:59:44,740 Don't want to talk about shit times. 8696 05:59:46,040 --> 05:59:47,200 Blame it on the boogie. 8697 05:59:48,820 --> 05:59:49,900 Blame it on the boogie. 8698 05:59:51,480 --> 05:59:54,580 That lad got fucking accusations of boogie. 8699 05:59:55,420 --> 05:59:56,220 Oh no! 8700 05:59:59,380 --> 06:00:02,300 That's what happens when you boogie with the wrong boys. 8701 06:00:02,300 --> 06:00:11,280 Let's get back to fucking business. 8702 06:00:11,760 --> 06:00:12,480 Big time. 8703 06:00:13,740 --> 06:00:14,980 You got spooge. 8704 06:00:15,100 --> 06:00:15,300 Look. 8705 06:00:16,380 --> 06:00:19,360 One man's spooge is another man's fucking spook. 8706 06:00:28,300 --> 06:00:31,500 Let's fill ourselves up with the greatest herbs known to man. 8707 06:00:31,500 --> 06:00:35,980 If you're genetically modified shite. 8708 06:00:40,720 --> 06:00:42,120 This can't happen again now. 8709 06:00:42,140 --> 06:00:44,100 I'm not doing this ten fucking times in a row. 8710 06:00:44,400 --> 06:00:46,000 I've got a rocket launcher for fuck's sake. 8711 06:00:46,080 --> 06:00:46,500 It's not a... 8712 06:00:47,060 --> 06:00:48,360 It shouldn't be happening really. 8713 06:00:49,800 --> 06:00:50,220 Fuck this. 8714 06:00:50,220 --> 06:00:51,920 Just fucking fire indiscriminate. 8715 06:00:52,160 --> 06:00:52,640 Indiscriminate. 8716 06:00:52,900 --> 06:00:53,360 Indiscriminate. 8717 06:00:54,740 --> 06:00:56,340 Herb in the gullet. 8718 06:00:57,000 --> 06:00:58,480 How is this fly? 8719 06:00:58,800 --> 06:01:00,440 It's like literally a fucking inse... 8720 06:01:00,440 --> 06:01:01,600 An overgrown insect. 8721 06:01:02,220 --> 06:01:05,880 How did he not fucking get caught up in the maelstrom of vaporization? 8722 06:01:07,280 --> 06:01:08,400 Fucking ridiculous. 8723 06:01:08,660 --> 06:01:09,360 Seamus Mortimer. 8724 06:01:09,480 --> 06:01:10,460 Thank you very much. 8725 06:01:11,220 --> 06:01:12,720 It's going to take all my skill. 8726 06:01:13,600 --> 06:01:14,240 To do this. 8727 06:01:15,220 --> 06:01:16,740 Seamus Mortimer quote there. 8728 06:01:21,620 --> 06:01:22,960 Alright, okay, okay, okay, okay. 8729 06:01:24,080 --> 06:01:26,960 I just said okay, okay, okay, fast enough. 8730 06:01:27,040 --> 06:01:30,440 But you know the way people sometimes shorten that to K instead of okay? 8731 06:01:30,940 --> 06:01:34,820 Yeah, well I did that and I accidentally said, instead of okay, okay, okay, 8732 06:01:34,820 --> 06:01:38,700 I said the K letter three times in a row. 8733 06:01:38,920 --> 06:01:40,800 I just want to put it out there. 8734 06:01:41,300 --> 06:01:42,500 That was a mistake. 8735 06:01:43,080 --> 06:01:51,420 Okay, I wasn't endorsing any sort of fucking lads in HUDs over in the States doing fucking burning crosses and lynchings and stuff. 8736 06:01:51,980 --> 06:01:54,360 That ain't the way we roll here. 8737 06:01:55,800 --> 06:01:57,920 And those guys are sad arses anyway. 8738 06:01:59,460 --> 06:02:00,320 Look at that. 8739 06:02:01,440 --> 06:02:03,060 Pure Iniesta vibe. 8740 06:02:03,800 --> 06:02:05,660 Massive rocket going nowhere. 8741 06:02:07,420 --> 06:02:08,240 This is it. 8742 06:02:08,500 --> 06:02:08,920 We're through. 8743 06:02:09,220 --> 06:02:10,400 We're through on goal. 8744 06:02:10,900 --> 06:02:12,040 It's a lovely through ball. 8745 06:02:12,860 --> 06:02:14,080 Get on the end of the pass. 8746 06:02:14,460 --> 06:02:16,100 Low drive towards the net. 8747 06:02:16,560 --> 06:02:17,380 100 pesetas. 8748 06:02:17,600 --> 06:02:18,120 It's missed it. 8749 06:02:18,240 --> 06:02:18,540 It's rolled. 8750 06:02:18,620 --> 06:02:20,280 The ball is rolling around the goal line. 8751 06:02:20,400 --> 06:02:21,460 There's no one there to pick it up. 8752 06:02:21,900 --> 06:02:23,380 There's a lad coming up with an axe. 8753 06:02:24,280 --> 06:02:24,800 There's nothing. 8754 06:02:24,940 --> 06:02:26,340 Because she squared the fucking ball. 8755 06:02:26,400 --> 06:02:26,760 She does. 8756 06:02:26,820 --> 06:02:27,840 She finds space. 8757 06:02:29,020 --> 06:02:30,500 No one gets on the end of it though. 8758 06:02:30,600 --> 06:02:32,860 There's still a goalie with a bat there. 8759 06:02:33,240 --> 06:02:34,440 A goalie with a bat. 8760 06:02:40,640 --> 06:02:50,400 Aye aye. Oh aye. Oh for fuck's sake. Now there's one of these fucking idiots with a- 8761 06:02:54,640 --> 06:03:01,040 For fuck's sake. It's a fucking nightmare. It's a fucking nightmare. 8762 06:03:08,560 --> 06:03:33,520 Fuck off. Fuck off. Right I think we're- I think we're good to go. Yeah look I think we're good to go. Yeah we killed everyone. Massive explosions. Yeah yeah yeah. No we're ready. Look we're ready to leave. To be honest I'm- I'd like to get home. I would. This is not nice. I didn't- I didn't expect all this. 8763 06:03:36,480 --> 06:03:42,400 Leon needs help. Hurry. 8764 06:03:44,320 --> 06:03:45,200 Yeah yeah. 8765 06:03:48,560 --> 06:03:55,340 I'm on. Do I have to fucking ride- do I have to do a jet ski like ride the jet ski home or is this the last bit of business? 8766 06:03:58,340 --> 06:03:59,860 Cause I'm feeling the heat. 8767 06:04:10,740 --> 06:04:12,260 Watch this for a finishing move. 8768 06:04:13,380 --> 06:04:15,860 You ain't seen nothing yet. Boom boom. 8769 06:04:16,740 --> 06:04:23,620 B-b-b-b-Ada you ain't seen nothing yet. Boom boom. B-b-b-Ada you ain't seen nothing yet. 8770 06:04:25,940 --> 06:04:33,940 Bazooka Joe Mama. This one's for you. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas you cunt. 8771 06:04:47,060 --> 06:04:48,500 I'll give you a holy body. 8772 06:04:52,260 --> 06:04:54,100 I'll give you the body of Christ. 8773 06:05:06,980 --> 06:05:12,840 Oh, absolutely well and truly demonic at this moment in time. 8774 06:05:13,180 --> 06:05:14,460 I can't say enough. 8775 06:05:14,920 --> 06:05:19,380 I can't actually praise the demons enough for the work they've done all season, 8776 06:05:19,380 --> 06:05:24,820 but it wasn't enough to actually make it to the end and win the title. 8777 06:05:25,360 --> 06:05:27,780 That goes to Ada Wong. 8778 06:05:28,060 --> 06:05:33,940 She isn't a demon, but she harbours all the power and intensity and pressure play. 8779 06:05:34,220 --> 06:05:34,920 She's got both. 8780 06:05:35,380 --> 06:05:42,180 She's got great wingers pounding down each side, trying to get the ball in. 8781 06:05:42,520 --> 06:05:49,100 She's built up a beautiful defence and she's managed to overcome all adversity that has been laid in front of her. 8782 06:05:49,100 --> 06:05:51,400 I don't think Liverpool can keep up with her. 8783 06:05:51,620 --> 06:05:54,580 I don't think City are even going to be able to do anything either. 8784 06:05:54,880 --> 06:06:02,120 But what I will say, what I can say is this moment in time, Ada Wong is the best. 8785 06:06:02,900 --> 06:06:03,220 I see. 8786 06:06:03,780 --> 06:06:08,920 Yeah, can I just second Gary's comments there? 8787 06:06:09,580 --> 06:06:11,860 And also throw in a glazer's out. 8788 06:06:11,900 --> 06:06:13,480 And look at the situation there. 8789 06:06:15,380 --> 06:06:15,780 Cinematographic. 8790 06:06:17,280 --> 06:06:17,680 Cinematographic. 8791 06:06:18,980 --> 06:06:19,460 Perfection. 8792 06:06:20,760 --> 06:06:21,240 Absolutely. 8793 06:06:22,320 --> 06:06:23,340 Beautifully endearing. 8794 06:06:23,940 --> 06:06:26,760 Really puts pay to a lot of those other directors out there. 8795 06:06:27,100 --> 06:06:29,100 And she's got a cute key ring to Leon. 8796 06:06:29,100 --> 06:06:30,740 The gamer headset as well. 8797 06:06:30,980 --> 06:06:32,240 Until next time, Leon. 8798 06:06:32,240 --> 06:06:34,020 She was down in every Normans. 8799 06:06:34,660 --> 06:06:36,420 She spent, she went big on it. 8800 06:06:36,500 --> 06:06:39,900 185 euro she spent on that headset as well. 8801 06:06:40,780 --> 06:06:41,420 Fair play to her. 8802 06:06:41,520 --> 06:06:41,940 Well done. 8803 06:06:44,180 --> 06:06:45,900 She's out of your league. 8804 06:06:46,740 --> 06:06:48,420 I'm a fool to believe. 8805 06:06:48,820 --> 06:06:50,460 She means anything to me. 8806 06:06:51,120 --> 06:06:52,280 She's like the wind. 8807 06:06:52,280 --> 06:06:52,840 Catch me through. 8808 06:06:53,360 --> 06:06:53,760 Boop. 8809 06:06:54,020 --> 06:06:54,460 Boop. 8810 06:06:54,540 --> 06:06:54,720 Boop. 8811 06:06:56,540 --> 06:06:58,040 I've obtained the Amber. 8812 06:06:59,620 --> 06:07:00,020 Excellent. 8813 06:07:00,240 --> 06:07:01,160 I bet you have. 8814 06:07:02,540 --> 06:07:03,460 Just one question. 8815 06:07:04,460 --> 06:07:06,120 What are you planning to do with this? 8816 06:07:06,340 --> 06:07:07,600 What are you planning to do? 8817 06:07:07,600 --> 06:07:09,420 I may not pay you to ask questions. 8818 06:07:09,540 --> 06:07:10,080 You're filthy. 8819 06:07:10,200 --> 06:07:11,080 Thank you very much. 8820 06:07:11,160 --> 06:07:15,120 All you need to know is a new dawn is breaking. 8821 06:07:16,200 --> 06:07:19,860 A hundred will give their lives so that just one may live. 8822 06:07:21,080 --> 06:07:21,620 Shy talk. 8823 06:07:21,700 --> 06:07:25,160 I am expediting that change. 8824 06:07:25,500 --> 06:07:26,660 What does expediting mean? 8825 06:07:28,200 --> 06:07:29,380 Fancy language, is it? 8826 06:07:29,440 --> 06:07:30,500 Millions of casualties. 8827 06:07:32,300 --> 06:07:32,820 Billions. 8828 06:07:33,400 --> 06:07:34,200 Sounds good to me. 8829 06:07:34,280 --> 06:07:34,620 Let's go. 8830 06:07:34,720 --> 06:07:35,680 When do I start? 8831 06:07:36,040 --> 06:07:36,600 How ambitious. 8832 06:07:41,960 --> 06:07:43,700 We're changing course now. 8833 06:07:45,800 --> 06:07:46,200 Ludicrous. 8834 06:07:56,800 --> 06:07:58,460 Thank you very much for the tip there. 8835 06:07:58,700 --> 06:07:59,500 Conrad01. 8836 06:07:59,640 --> 06:08:01,400 Sorry I missed you when you came through. 8837 06:08:01,700 --> 06:08:03,300 Amazing pace on this one, Francis. 8838 06:08:03,600 --> 06:08:04,100 Need a neck break. 8839 06:08:04,100 --> 06:08:05,340 Brace for trying to keep up. 8840 06:08:05,340 --> 06:08:08,340 If you don't do another, have a lovely Christmask. 8841 06:08:09,380 --> 06:08:10,420 Look, we're here. 8842 06:08:10,520 --> 06:08:12,720 It's the end of the fucking scenario. 8843 06:08:12,900 --> 06:08:13,460 We did it. 8844 06:08:13,860 --> 06:08:15,040 Speed run. 8845 06:08:16,320 --> 06:08:16,920 Perfection. 8846 06:08:17,920 --> 06:08:18,660 The lights. 8847 06:08:18,660 --> 06:08:19,900 The lights. 8848 06:08:19,900 --> 06:08:19,900 The lights. 8849 06:08:19,900 --> 06:08:19,980 The lights. 8850 06:08:19,980 --> 06:08:20,980 The lights. 8851 06:08:20,980 --> 06:08:21,000 The lights. 8852 06:08:21,000 --> 06:08:21,020 The lights. 8853 06:08:21,020 --> 06:08:21,020 The lights. 8854 06:08:21,020 --> 06:08:22,420 I can feel them on me. 8855 06:08:22,900 --> 06:08:24,400 I'm in the spotlight tonight. 8856 06:08:25,400 --> 06:08:25,840 Why? 8857 06:08:25,840 --> 06:08:25,840 Why? 8858 06:08:25,840 --> 06:08:28,760 Because I did real good at the game. 8859 06:08:28,760 --> 06:08:33,540 And now some interpretive dance. 8860 06:08:33,640 --> 06:08:35,260 Look, we've had a lot. 8861 06:08:35,760 --> 06:08:39,660 We've had a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world the last few months. 8862 06:08:39,660 --> 06:08:40,780 We've had riots. 8863 06:08:40,780 --> 06:08:41,880 We've had wars. 8864 06:08:41,880 --> 06:08:55,400 And I believe that now is the right time to try and manifest the world state through the medium of movement. 8865 06:08:55,400 --> 06:09:00,300 So this is a piece I like to call the last couple of months' feelings. 8866 06:09:00,300 --> 06:09:00,800 Things. 8867 06:09:00,800 --> 06:09:30,780 I'm sorry. 8868 06:09:30,780 --> 06:10:00,760 I'm sorry. 8869 06:10:00,760 --> 06:10:30,740 I'm sorry. 8870 06:10:30,740 --> 06:10:32,740 I'm sorry. 8871 06:10:32,740 --> 06:10:34,740 I'm sorry. 8872 06:10:34,740 --> 06:10:36,740 I'm sorry. 8873 06:10:45,300 --> 06:10:46,360 How am I doing this? 8874 06:10:47,000 --> 06:10:48,580 How am I even doing that, man? 8875 06:10:48,580 --> 06:11:18,560 How am I doing this? 8876 06:11:18,560 --> 06:11:20,560 How am I doing this? 8877 06:11:20,560 --> 06:11:22,560 How am I doing this? 8878 06:11:22,560 --> 06:11:26,560 How am I doing this? 8879 06:11:26,560 --> 06:11:28,560 How am I doing this? 8880 06:11:28,560 --> 06:11:30,560 to you sure oh ample 8881 06:11:30,960 --> 06:11:35,080 Big big thanks and warm greetings to Yoshi sue me hurry 8882 06:11:35,760 --> 06:11:38,660 This couldn't have happened without Tetsuya Minami 8883 06:11:39,300 --> 06:11:46,060 As for Yanta Kuchi get fucked every one of ye if you're not even you're not even worth the fucking air 8884 06:11:46,060 --> 06:11:48,980 He's breathing or her don't even know what the gender is 8885 06:11:49,620 --> 06:11:51,620 name was Jan to Kumi 8886 06:11:51,620 --> 06:11:53,820 And there we go 8887 06:11:53,820 --> 06:12:02,140 Jen game mode hardcore. I was gonna say gender mode hardcore if Ada Wong I don't want to be right 8888 06:12:02,140 --> 06:12:05,540 Thank you very much Tom. Thank you very much for the tip and 8889 06:12:07,680 --> 06:12:09,680 Crunch Minister 8890 06:12:09,760 --> 06:12:11,760 Thank you very much for your tip and 8891 06:12:12,780 --> 06:12:14,780 Merry Christmas to you and 8892 06:12:15,280 --> 06:12:22,500 Please Tom Christmas bus stream. Thank you very much and you're filthy all I can say is and all I will say 8893 06:12:22,980 --> 06:12:25,160 All in what's that fucking noise? 8894 06:12:27,000 --> 06:12:30,600 Turn that down. I was a that was a stupid decision to leave that fucking 8895 06:12:31,640 --> 06:12:33,640 static sound on 8896 06:12:33,700 --> 06:12:35,700 There it is folks 8897 06:12:36,540 --> 06:12:39,440 Speed run the record is there 8898 06:12:40,180 --> 06:12:45,200 You've seen it with your own eyes all that's left for me to say is thanks very much and 8899 06:12:46,040 --> 06:12:49,040 I'm gonna go to bed with a smile on my face tonight. I 8900 06:12:49,800 --> 06:12:53,600 Know the speed running community out there in the world is gonna be seething 8901 06:12:56,100 --> 06:12:57,860 Knowing that what I have achieved tonight 8902 06:12:59,420 --> 06:13:02,860 Will probably never ever ever be topped 8903 06:13:04,800 --> 06:13:07,420 What that's nothing to me? 8904 06:13:10,240 --> 06:13:14,480 All I can say is thanks very much for tuning in and being with us on this special occasion 8905 06:13:16,180 --> 06:13:18,180 Merry Christmas as well Tom 8906 06:13:20,260 --> 06:13:25,320 Yes one a second that thanks and if it's a bang it ain't right that was 8907 06:13:26,680 --> 06:13:31,080 Tip the came in I hope you're getting on well. Thank you very much three more in 2024 8908 06:13:31,720 --> 06:13:35,220 Very very kind of you indeed. I hope you're getting on well 8909 06:13:36,820 --> 06:13:39,680 Beautiful stuff. We'll see you later on good night God bless 8910 06:13:40,480 --> 06:13:42,480 It's time for Bobo's 8911 06:13:42,720 --> 06:13:44,720 Hardcore game mode Bobo's 8912 06:13:45,280 --> 06:13:47,280 I'm gonna go tonight thinking about 8913 06:13:48,280 --> 06:13:50,280 Maybe visiting a lovely island 8914 06:13:51,760 --> 06:14:05,040 With Ada and going for a great meal and then driving her home on the bus and making sure she gets in before driving off and going back home to mine where I have a can of grouchy and 8915 06:14:05,740 --> 06:14:07,740 a package of beautiful 8916 06:14:09,340 --> 06:14:11,340 Cheese and onion crisps 8917 06:14:11,740 --> 06:14:13,740 Which in my opinion 8918 06:14:14,320 --> 06:14:17,600 Are the greatest crisp on the market at the moment? 8919 06:14:19,240 --> 06:14:24,220 Other crisps are available and in fact I would probably opt for either King or 8920 06:14:25,060 --> 06:14:27,900 I know you're not gonna like this one but Pringles Tom 8921 06:14:29,000 --> 06:14:31,380 They're not even crisps that's just some fucking 8922 06:14:32,020 --> 06:14:36,860 squeegee mulch they've packed together in a machine and then they make it look like a crisp. I 8923 06:14:38,120 --> 06:14:40,120 Love that shit 8924 06:14:40,400 --> 06:14:44,540 Give me that shit. I'll see you later. Night and God bless 8925 06:14:44,540 --> 06:14:44,860 God bless. 8926 06:14:44,860 --> 06:14:46,920 you 8927 06:14:46,920 --> 06:14:48,120 Thank you.