1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:15,420 A lot going on in this, presumably a pace fest. A festival of pace. It's lashing, thank you very much. Try to do it slowly to see how you control the animation speed. 2 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:35,120 This is all you do, is you move up. Look at that. If you hold it, he just stays there. You move it halfway up. It'd be great if you could swing the camera around just to see that pose, but you can't. 3 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,720 A bit more. 4 00:00:53,420 --> 00:00:55,420 Not sure whether or not the 5 00:00:56,720 --> 00:01:10,020 fucking software that takes away the voice, the voice enhancer took away the... I tried to do a very hilarious fart sound. Yes, a very hilarious fart sound. That's the level 6 00:01:10,020 --> 00:01:19,020 which we're at here on this stream. Man needs chicken roll. Thank you very much for the tip there. Let's just go up again one more time. Let's try and do this. 7 00:01:32,020 --> 00:01:37,020 Nah, I'm just gonna leave. I'm just gonna keep going with it, because I could be there all day. Great close up. 8 00:01:39,020 --> 00:01:41,020 Who do these people think they are? 9 00:01:41,020 --> 00:01:53,020 We could use the left stick to orientate and walk. And he's in a nice gaff. Let's slide that open liquid smooth. 10 00:01:55,020 --> 00:02:04,020 Thank you very much there, Frankie Scones. Great package, says Niall M. Increase the size of the chat box there. 11 00:02:04,020 --> 00:02:23,020 Walk out onto the balcony here. Very interactive gameplay. And he can lean on the balcony. That's amazing as well. Very slowly. You can do it at your own pace. 12 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:42,020 Move... Move the stick up to have a look. Frankie Scones, thank you very much. I was thinking we might get a kitty started for transition lenses instead of you having to wear two pairs of glasses. 13 00:02:42,020 --> 00:02:49,020 Would that work? Because the transitions, would they only kick in... They only kick in in direct light, don't they? 14 00:02:50,020 --> 00:02:57,020 I'm not sure. But I don't really... Transition lenses aren't so... That's not a road I want to go down, because I think they've kind of been tainted. 15 00:02:58,020 --> 00:03:09,020 As well as tinted. But tainted by creeds. Not to say that people who wear them are creeds, but there's an element of... 16 00:03:10,020 --> 00:03:26,020 strange about them. Which is on par with the strangeness of this scene here. A man in his boxer shorts. Walking around the veranda of his unbelievable gaff. It's a beautiful house. 17 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:33,020 And there was absolutely no point in that situation there. There was zero need to do any of that. 18 00:03:33,020 --> 00:03:49,020 So this is a different one now. It's an up and across. No clothes necessary in that. At any time you can listen to what your character thinks by pressing and holding down LT. 19 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:55,020 So he's thinking about showers. I'm glad that's what he's thinking about. 20 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:59,020 I better take a shower and get dressed before I go downstairs. 21 00:03:59,020 --> 00:04:01,020 I'm glad that he's thinking about the stairs. 22 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:03,020 I'm glad that he's thinking about the stairs. 23 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:17,020 World building quick time events says Brooklyn. And this is a photograph of himself and what looks like his wife. Hopefully everyone is still around in this family. It's not a fucking bad job. 24 00:04:17,020 --> 00:04:29,020 And hopefully we can get some clothes on pretty soon because I'm getting a little bit disturbed so far. And no one's on the ground. 25 00:04:29,020 --> 00:04:39,020 Gone shopping. I'll pick the kids up from school at lunchtime and then I'll come home to get things ready for Jason's birthday party. Don't work too hard. I love you. 26 00:04:39,020 --> 00:04:41,020 I love you. 27 00:04:41,020 --> 00:04:43,020 I love you. 28 00:04:43,020 --> 00:04:45,020 I love you. 29 00:04:45,020 --> 00:04:47,020 I love you. 30 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:49,020 I love you. 31 00:04:49,020 --> 00:04:51,020 I love you. 32 00:04:51,020 --> 00:04:53,020 Gone shopping. 33 00:04:53,020 --> 00:04:57,020 What an amazing space. 34 00:04:57,020 --> 00:04:59,020 Shukuru. 35 00:04:59,020 --> 00:05:03,020 And look at this situation here. He's got a trapped bird. 36 00:05:03,020 --> 00:05:08,020 Which he keeps in the hallway across from the Jacks. 37 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:11,020 Let's head to the Jacks. 38 00:05:11,020 --> 00:05:13,020 See if there's anything going on in here. 39 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:18,020 That's a dump. You can take a dump or a pace. No, it's a pace. 40 00:05:18,020 --> 00:05:21,020 Already there's a lot of pace here. 41 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:28,020 So far, so, so Shenmue. 42 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,020 Heavy pace. 43 00:05:32,020 --> 00:05:34,020 Sweaty fists. 44 00:05:34,020 --> 00:05:48,020 Turn your head to see which actions are available to slightly move the right stick to look at the shower. 45 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:51,020 This is where we guys getting. 46 00:05:51,020 --> 00:05:59,020 Togs off. There we go. Into the shower. Hot and cold. Adjusted. Make it right. Arse. 47 00:05:59,020 --> 00:06:14,020 Zaladu. And some music. Some ominous piano. Tinkling, twinkling piano music. 48 00:06:18,020 --> 00:06:25,020 And then you jerk your stick back and forth until it disappears. Until the wet disappears. 49 00:06:27,020 --> 00:06:28,020 Just gonna do that there. 50 00:06:30,020 --> 00:06:35,020 And then left. Same again. Left and right to do that kind of towel shimmy. That's an interesting mechanic. 51 00:06:39,020 --> 00:06:43,020 And on with the same shorts. I'm not sure. I think they're green. They're different ones. 52 00:06:43,020 --> 00:06:49,020 So there's definitely clean shorts on the go there, which is reassuring. 53 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:53,020 And now a quick glance at your head. He's got a great face. 54 00:06:54,020 --> 00:06:58,020 This guy is portrayed by a very famous French actor, by the way. 55 00:06:58,020 --> 00:07:05,020 Apparently, says Parestroika. And it's immersive. The jiggling of the stick makes you think you're the guy in the game. 56 00:07:06,020 --> 00:07:13,020 It's definitely a lot more immersive than what we've just witnessed there in that last circle. The gas encroaching. 57 00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:23,020 And again, it's back to the stick jiggling. Again, just to really clean those teeth. 58 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:31,020 You need to keep your gashers in check. Unexpected melodic arse music. Thank you very much for the tip. 59 00:07:37,020 --> 00:07:40,020 Unbelievable gameplay. So far it's breaking the mold. 60 00:07:44,020 --> 00:07:47,020 It's a mold breaking situation at the moment. 61 00:07:51,020 --> 00:07:56,020 Press LB to switch camera angles. Use them to explore your environment. 62 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:08,020 I mean, I pressed LB there. It's changed it a little bit. 63 00:08:12,020 --> 00:08:19,020 Marky Bergen. Thank you very much. Shout out to Thomas Dwan, whose Christmas dinner had us feeling like this man last Monday. 64 00:08:20,020 --> 00:08:23,020 I don't know whether or not that's a good thing or a bad thing, but he's had the shower. 65 00:08:23,020 --> 00:08:25,020 I'm assuming now you can put the clothes on him. 66 00:08:30,020 --> 00:08:32,020 Uh, Mari Arcey. Thank you very much for your tip. 67 00:08:41,020 --> 00:08:44,020 Jason, Jason, Jason. Thank you very much. You're brave to play this one sober, Francis. 68 00:08:45,020 --> 00:08:57,020 I have no choice. It's 20 to 1. The off-license is shut and there is zero in the fridge. There's nothing in the fridge. So it's... let's just... let's just see where we're going with this. 69 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:06,020 Could be an immersive story. I've heard... all I hear about it is... it's an immersive... an immersive story. 70 00:09:06,020 --> 00:09:09,020 He's got kids. 71 00:09:09,020 --> 00:09:13,020 He's got kids. 72 00:09:17,020 --> 00:09:20,020 For actions requiring timing and precision, press the indicator button. 73 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:24,020 And as soon as we've got some quick time events here and a lovely bit of juggling. 74 00:09:24,020 --> 00:09:27,020 And I've ruined that as well. Missed the X button there. 75 00:09:28,020 --> 00:09:33,020 Such an immersive addition to an already incredible game. 76 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:45,020 That's an X and there's the Y. And there's the B. And there's the A. And I've pressed X instead of A. We'll go... nothing we can't handle. Let's get this... get this juggling going. 77 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:47,020 Your rhetoric will smother you. 78 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:56,020 That's the A again. Need to familiarize myself with the names on the buttons. I'm used to the PlayStation controller, not this one. 79 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:14,020 X, Y, B, A, X, Y, B. And that's an insane bit of juggling there. Insane clown juggling. 80 00:10:14,020 --> 00:10:21,020 There's OSW. Thanks very much for tuning in. And Brian Coney and Ray Darcy. Thank you very much for your tips, Mari Darcy, as well. 81 00:10:24,020 --> 00:10:28,020 Can we put these down now? I don't want to do this again. But it's not letting me go. 82 00:10:31,020 --> 00:10:34,020 Do I have to do the fucking juggling a few times, or...? 83 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:35,020 Do I have to do the fucking juggling a few times, or...? 84 00:10:48,020 --> 00:10:52,020 Boy, you pressed down to put them back. Like, fuck. I thought we were going to have to keep going there. 85 00:10:57,020 --> 00:11:03,020 Ryan McDyre. Thank you very much for your tip. Hope you're enjoying this absolute pace-fest here at the moment. 86 00:11:04,020 --> 00:11:10,020 We've just come out of a rather sedate game of Warzone that was putting us all to sleep, especially me. 87 00:11:11,020 --> 00:11:16,020 And we've landed inside an absolute fire sale. 88 00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:24,020 So much going on here. It's hard to really fucking comprehend where and how far we go with it. 89 00:11:25,020 --> 00:11:27,020 Thank you very much, BiPAT. 90 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:31,020 A game from the mind of a Frenchman, you see. 91 00:11:32,020 --> 00:11:33,020 I didn't know that. 92 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,020 What's that little glint on the end of the stair banister there? 93 00:11:37,020 --> 00:11:41,020 It's got a stair banister with some glint. Is that something you pick? 94 00:11:42,020 --> 00:11:45,020 Is that just the shine, the natural shine of the banister? 95 00:11:46,020 --> 00:11:48,020 Because if it is, you shouldn't have done that. 96 00:11:49,020 --> 00:11:51,020 It's... it's unrealistic. 97 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,020 It's not letting me interact with it. 98 00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:59,020 We've got some heavy mood music again. 99 00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,020 Aiden the average, thank you very much. 100 00:12:03,020 --> 00:12:16,020 The window up. 101 00:12:16,020 --> 00:12:18,020 What the fuck, man? 102 00:12:18,020 --> 00:12:19,020 What the fuck, man? 103 00:12:24,020 --> 00:12:26,020 What you hold? That means you hold the look. 104 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:28,020 Boogie, thank you very much, Boogie. 105 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,020 He's looking out the window. 106 00:12:32,020 --> 00:12:33,020 Maybe they're his kids. 107 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,020 Not sure yet. 108 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:40,020 No curtains on the windows at all. 109 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:43,020 Maybe he has some electronic blinds. 110 00:12:44,020 --> 00:12:47,020 They look very, very loaded in the cash department. 111 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:51,020 So they have probably like electronic blinds. 112 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:57,020 It wouldn't surprise me if they have some sort of fucking electronic fucking window tinting device that... 113 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,020 It hits the windows at night. 114 00:13:01,020 --> 00:13:01,020 Who knows? 115 00:13:02,020 --> 00:13:04,020 And looks as though there's a birthday party to be had here. 116 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:05,020 This is exciting. 117 00:13:06,020 --> 00:13:07,020 So something is developing here. 118 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,020 We can see... 119 00:13:09,020 --> 00:13:11,020 So far something really is developing. 120 00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:13,020 As we open a door. 121 00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,020 We look out a door. 122 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,020 Into the garden. 123 00:13:19,020 --> 00:13:20,020 That's great. 124 00:13:23,020 --> 00:13:24,020 That's fantastic. 125 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:26,020 And now we can slide that open. 126 00:13:27,020 --> 00:13:28,020 For a closer inspection. 127 00:13:29,020 --> 00:13:30,020 Let's see what's going on out here. 128 00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:58,940 I don't know what that was about there. I just pressed the button. He started doing some samurai moves. 129 00:13:58,940 --> 00:14:18,860 I wonder if you can climb into this fucking tree house here. Who do these people think they are? Can you run? Can you move faster than this? It's fucking shit. You can only walk. 130 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:35,100 Change the camera angle. That's nice. And we've got a toy plane now. This is a toy firefly. 131 00:14:37,860 --> 00:14:53,200 Remember folks, this game is from the mind of a Frenchman and we saw what the French can do in that last game of Warzone. Some fella camping out slyly getting the fucking kill on me. Kill shot at the end. 132 00:14:55,860 --> 00:15:12,240 The kids. The kids. You're gonna knock me over. The kids. So this is your big day, huh? Am I grown up now? Hmm. Ten years old. That's not exactly grown up. But you're getting there. Now. Can I drive your car? And I think you're gonna have to wait a little while for that. 133 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:18,920 Ethan, can you crazy kids? You crazy kids? I'm coming. 134 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:27,820 Press and hold down each button appearing until they all disappear. So we've got quick time events abounding 135 00:15:28,860 --> 00:15:32,760 Amidst the milieu of family life upper class 136 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:39,060 Family life. So this is an amazing concept and it really it really is French 137 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:44,020 We pulled that X and then we tap a 138 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,320 No, that's not gonna work 139 00:15:50,420 --> 00:15:58,840 Very very immersive we hold the X and we then we ate at the same time should lean in for the case 140 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:10,960 Ah, they've been so excited since this morning. I could hardly keep them in line in the supermarket 141 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:14,820 How's your day managed to get any work done? 142 00:16:18,740 --> 00:16:27,160 Uh, not really I tried but I didn't have any mail it. I hope we get inspired because we're supposed to be presenting the plants but cleanse next month 143 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:34,080 I thought it was a cutscene and she just fucking moved him out of the way. I've got a billion things to do. It'll never be ready to fill Jason's pals in line 144 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:39,400 Can you please help me? There should be plates in the living room cupboard 145 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:50,200 Ethan I asked if you could help me with the plates in the living room cupboard 146 00:16:51,540 --> 00:16:55,220 Ronan thank you very much the volume of the game is too loud 147 00:17:11,760 --> 00:17:18,680 Hey Ethan I thought I asked you to take care of the plates I forgot they're in the living room cupboard, right? 148 00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:22,280 Yeah, they haven't moved since last time I asked 149 00:17:25,140 --> 00:17:32,460 One two one two one two one two one two one two that's me cranking up my voice there and then that's that 150 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:37,900 Okay, there's a bit of tension in the relationship the marriage 151 00:17:39,020 --> 00:17:44,820 Seems to be on the rocks. I don't want to say that but it seems to be on the rocks at the moment 152 00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:48,700 Let's just press the up button here and go in for a 153 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:52,380 Mitra shall we know she wants plates? 154 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:59,400 This is the French this is the French element come into the situation now. Let's 155 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:02,960 Maybe go for a 156 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:07,760 Do you want to do a bit of friendship 157 00:18:09,680 --> 00:18:11,680 Nah fuck it's not 158 00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:15,400 Maybe she'd be a lot happier if 159 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,320 Nah fuck it we'll get plates out 160 00:18:22,520 --> 00:18:33,220 Ethan. I don't know if I've already told you this today, Mrs. Mars. But I find you very attractive. You're not so bad yourself, Mr. Mars. 161 00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:50,600 Press B. I missed the quick time event. I missed out on the kiss. Jason, friends, present. Which one will you choose? 162 00:18:50,600 --> 00:19:03,880 Okay, Jason, friends, present. I don't know what I'm doing here. Am I not meant to get fucking plates out of the press? Thanks very much, Dean Flynn, there for the sanity money. Merry Christmas. 163 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:11,180 You shout out the Clothon slug boys and wish them a Merry Slugmas. All the best to the Clothons. 164 00:19:14,640 --> 00:19:15,800 Press one of these and see. 165 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,140 Did you find the present for Jason? 166 00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:22,280 Yeah, I picked it up from the store this morning. Oh, we were lucky. It was the last one in stock. 167 00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:28,360 Do you like bananas? 168 00:19:30,760 --> 00:19:31,960 Do you like grapes? 169 00:19:37,960 --> 00:19:38,980 Jason looks happy. 170 00:19:39,740 --> 00:19:39,940 Ha! 171 00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:48,860 Yeah. It's hard to believe he's 10 years old today. It seems like only yesterday we were flirting in high school. We're getting old, Ethan. 172 00:19:51,220 --> 00:20:00,300 Is that a bottle of May Ploy? Good spot there, Brian Coney. It does look like their sweet chili sauce, but there's no first person view mode for me to go in for the- 173 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,500 When are Jason's friends coming? 174 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:02,140 The look. 175 00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,760 Oh, uh, about 2pm. 176 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,680 Oh, God. I hope I'll be able to keep the situation under control. Not like last year. 177 00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:25,940 And now we're hearing the leitmotif hitting us again. That piano music. Haunting melody. It's something. It's saying something. I don't know what. 178 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:31,840 It's Marvels. Thanks very much for your gorgeous comment there. 179 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:43,840 I'm meant to help out here with the fucking table or the- There we go. Here we go. 180 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:57,220 That door is always sticking. Give it a big tug. 181 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:04,540 You move the right stick. We're moving the right stick here. And then- There we go. 182 00:21:06,100 --> 00:21:12,800 That was a nice opening of that fucking door. And then- Down. Hopefully now we don't have to- 183 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:15,700 That's the set my mother gave us. Be careful, okay? 184 00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:19,120 Don't worry. I wouldn't want to be responsible for a diplomatic incident with your mother. 185 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:27,100 Ooh. Tension in the relationship. The marriage seemingly is on shaky ground. 186 00:21:27,900 --> 00:21:30,260 Let's hope for the best here. We don't want to fuck this up. 187 00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:40,980 Delicately placed. Why are they getting the best crockery and fine bone china out for a children's birthday bash? 188 00:21:41,340 --> 00:21:41,780 Surely. 189 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:46,180 That's gonna end in tears. 190 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:56,560 Sheamus, thank you very much there. Happy solstice. Brighter days from here on out. That's a great bit of news. 191 00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:07,940 Thank fuck. I managed to achieve a hundred and- A hundred percent no smash record there on- On those plates. 192 00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:12,380 I think that's us done. 193 00:22:12,380 --> 00:22:12,380 I think that's us done. 194 00:22:19,980 --> 00:22:25,100 What's this? Now playing with the toy car? Great. I don't think that's gonna bode well with the wife. 195 00:22:29,100 --> 00:22:37,380 I thought you brought that for the kids. Of course. I'm just checking that it still works. Yeah, sure. 196 00:22:37,380 --> 00:22:44,600 enjoy that feeling you get from the little light piano 197 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,720 I'm not going to read any more of the 198 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,320 sometimes the comments they spoil the game 199 00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,820 you're hinting that something's going to happen but something 200 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:57,260 in fairness should happen because we've done fuck all since we started 201 00:22:57,260 --> 00:23:01,000 we've been going for about 20 odd minutes now we've basically washed our arse 202 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,460 and put a few plates down 203 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:13,860 can I do anything to help no thanks I should be able to manage a the wife not 204 00:23:13,860 --> 00:23:22,020 interested in any more help maybe we can go in for a hug and there is no option to 205 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:28,220 hug just gonna hustle and Harry the wife here she's really given that courgette a 206 00:23:28,220 --> 00:23:33,420 fucking going over look at what she's doing with it she seems 207 00:23:33,420 --> 00:23:40,080 to just use the the heel of her hand on it I think she's cleaned it enough I 208 00:23:40,080 --> 00:23:45,820 there'll be no courage yet left by the end of the fucking scrub 209 00:23:45,820 --> 00:23:58,220 press X to hug I'm pressing X nothing's happening or is that a joke probably you're probably taking the piss well done 210 00:23:58,220 --> 00:24:10,620 thanks there's Brian for the tip say what the fuck is this well it's 211 00:24:10,620 --> 00:24:26,880 heavy rain thank you very much for that's it I'm free as a bird hey five minutes boys okay after that we've got to eat because your friends are gonna be here okay we promise mom who wants to go for me first easy fellas can both have a turn 212 00:24:26,880 --> 00:24:33,540 turn you can both have a turn turn your head on the left 213 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:40,040 turn your head on the left so choose the kid on the left son on the left all right 214 00:24:40,040 --> 00:24:44,540 eat and potatoes do the helicopter thank you very much he's gonna do the helicopter one of 215 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:54,200 these kids now hopefully there's no injury on it that's the stuff real French business 216 00:24:54,200 --> 00:25:01,200 real French game course yet gobbler thanks very much for the tip 217 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:07,860 it's my turn now it's my turn 218 00:25:07,860 --> 00:25:09,860 it's my turn 219 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:27,860 okay Sean get ready here we go 220 00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:45,640 the bit weird why i can't move he's not moving backwards 221 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:50,380 fucking stuck against this reeling look 222 00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:22,240 fucking hell man here we go we're away thank god we got stuck there what the fuck how did you get away 223 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:29,320 from this it keeps the mechanics are shit put the kid down man we we want to play a game like there is 224 00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,080 there's nothing going on here and it's beginning to feel weird we want to put the kid down please 225 00:26:34,080 --> 00:26:42,660 uncomfortable gameplay moment come on dad show us how strong you are big muscles be careful hang on 226 00:26:42,660 --> 00:26:53,160 fucking head so they did say dad he is their dad there's nothing weird about this sound 227 00:26:53,160 --> 00:27:06,780 really going for the quick time event here on the buttons a real button pusher this game so far it's 228 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:14,860 got a lot of fucking pace to it definitely is up there with that last round of war zone before we 229 00:27:14,860 --> 00:27:23,940 and now a bit of role playing with the kids surrender weakling say your prayers 230 00:27:23,940 --> 00:27:31,020 better role playing with the kids here now killed him killed you 231 00:27:31,020 --> 00:27:38,100 yeah give up i am victoria oh 232 00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:40,100 Attack! Attack! 233 00:27:40,100 --> 00:27:42,100 Yo! Whoa! Whoa! 234 00:27:42,100 --> 00:27:44,100 Yeah, that's great! 235 00:27:44,100 --> 00:27:46,100 Yeah, Jason! 236 00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:52,100 Taste that. 237 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,100 Come on! 238 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,100 Yeah, Jason! 239 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,100 Continue! 240 00:28:02,100 --> 00:28:04,100 Watch out! 241 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:06,100 Go, Jason! 242 00:28:06,100 --> 00:28:08,100 Yeah! Whoa! 243 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:08,100 Yeah, good! 244 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:12,100 Fucking kick me in the shin, you frick. 245 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:16,100 Imagine he got mad, the dad got mad and fucking booted him. 246 00:28:16,100 --> 00:28:18,100 He's gone. 247 00:28:18,100 --> 00:28:24,100 And then, a neighbour saw and social services were alerted. 248 00:28:24,100 --> 00:28:28,100 Toosler after you. 249 00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:38,100 After that, that was an amazing segue into family life. 250 00:28:38,100 --> 00:28:42,100 A glimpse into the family world of this man. 251 00:28:42,100 --> 00:28:44,100 Who is called Jason, I believe, I'm not sure. 252 00:28:44,100 --> 00:28:46,100 Or Ethan. 253 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,100 And after that, 254 00:28:48,100 --> 00:28:50,100 he walks over to the fucking 255 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:52,100 side of the garden and just has a cry. 256 00:28:56,100 --> 00:28:57,280 Wastes of skin. 257 00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,060 Digital hands. 258 00:29:01,780 --> 00:29:02,800 Wastes of skin. 259 00:29:04,400 --> 00:29:05,500 Sweaty fists. 260 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:10,120 Lunchtime. 261 00:29:10,300 --> 00:29:10,780 Lunchtime. 262 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,480 I better not keep everyone waiting. 263 00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:20,940 I mean, you can't run. 264 00:29:21,180 --> 00:29:23,240 He's saying, I better not keep everyone waiting. 265 00:29:23,380 --> 00:29:25,700 Then he walks at a snail's pace. 266 00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:26,900 You can't fucking move. 267 00:29:28,600 --> 00:29:30,220 Big fishy bump and zero. 268 00:29:30,380 --> 00:29:31,160 Thank you very much. 269 00:29:31,880 --> 00:29:32,520 I'll go get him. 270 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:35,000 Go get him. 271 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,720 He was only just playing with him in the fucking garden. 272 00:29:37,900 --> 00:29:38,560 Like, where is he gone? 273 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:43,800 Sean! 274 00:29:44,860 --> 00:29:46,160 Why isn't Sean at the table? 275 00:29:46,580 --> 00:29:47,740 He should be around here somewhere. 276 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:52,920 Fucking hell, man. 277 00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:59,020 He better introduce a run mechanic very soon because I'm not having this. 278 00:30:00,540 --> 00:30:01,240 There he is. 279 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,780 Sean? 280 00:30:06,220 --> 00:30:07,080 What's up? 281 00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:07,840 It's Merlin. 282 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:10,500 He's dead. 283 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,120 He's dead and it's all my fault. 284 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:15,600 Oh, no, it's not, Sean. 285 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,280 Of course it's not your fault. 286 00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:19,560 What? 287 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:21,920 I'd give anything if you could come back to life. 288 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:23,740 You know, Sean. 289 00:30:24,940 --> 00:30:27,780 There's some things which just have to happen. 290 00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,020 Even if you don't want them to. 291 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:33,100 It's not fair, Dad. 292 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:34,960 It's not fair. 293 00:30:36,860 --> 00:30:39,740 But, uh, is he not going to ask what happened to the bird? 294 00:30:40,540 --> 00:30:43,400 Because he was alive and he was fine 10 minutes ago. 295 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:47,480 Birds just don't die like that when they look healthy 10 minutes ago. 296 00:30:48,020 --> 00:30:51,160 The kid has fucking killed the bird, I'd say. 297 00:30:51,160 --> 00:31:21,140 Oh, my God. 298 00:31:21,140 --> 00:31:29,380 Now we're in a mall, there was no birthday party after all. 299 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:30,380 I'm... 300 00:31:30,380 --> 00:31:32,120 Can you watch Jason for a minute? 301 00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:33,720 I promise, we won't be gone. 302 00:31:33,840 --> 00:31:34,700 Sure, no problem. 303 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:40,080 We're not going anywhere, are we, Jason? 304 00:31:40,300 --> 00:31:40,860 Come on, honey. 305 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:51,800 Horgette, thank you very much there. 306 00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,600 How are you, Francis? 307 00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:55,020 Shout out my friend Mickey Blumen. 308 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:56,280 Mickey, how are you getting done? 309 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:57,180 I hope you're doing well. 310 00:31:57,180 --> 00:32:02,540 so far so bizarre 311 00:32:02,540 --> 00:32:04,700 Jason 312 00:32:04,700 --> 00:32:06,040 Jason 313 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:11,820 is that the kid over there in the green shirt 314 00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:12,480 Jason 315 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:14,480 Jason 316 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,240 Jason 317 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:17,240 Jason 318 00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,640 Jason 319 00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,540 Jason 320 00:32:21,540 --> 00:32:22,480 Jason 321 00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:24,360 Jason 322 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,980 Jason 323 00:32:25,980 --> 00:32:32,660 You can't run. 324 00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,160 Jason! 325 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:44,000 Jason! 326 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,240 Jason! 327 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:56,060 Have a clown. 328 00:32:56,980 --> 00:32:57,440 Or a balloon. 329 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,140 I bet the clown's fucking evil. 330 00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,640 Evil looking fucker. 331 00:33:07,460 --> 00:33:09,280 You need to smack that clown. 332 00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,980 Someone ought to fucking smack a bit of sense into that clown. 333 00:33:13,980 --> 00:33:17,860 That'll be two dollars, sir. 334 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:19,360 Jason, wait for me. 335 00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:20,540 Wait for your dad, son. 336 00:33:21,180 --> 00:33:22,540 It's really crowded in here. 337 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:25,240 Wait for your dad's son, son. 338 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:28,340 So then you can go into the pocket. 339 00:33:30,100 --> 00:33:32,660 Whip out a fucking dollar or two for this guy. 340 00:33:32,780 --> 00:33:34,240 Francis Dollarhide. 341 00:33:35,060 --> 00:33:37,720 Nothing in the left pocket, nothing in the right. 342 00:33:39,780 --> 00:33:41,900 Nothing in the back pocket, you know, maybe. 343 00:33:41,900 --> 00:33:46,760 Keep the change. 344 00:33:47,820 --> 00:33:48,860 Keep the change. 345 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,340 And now where's the son? 346 00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:55,400 It is impossible to try on a pair of shoes with this crowd. 347 00:33:55,860 --> 00:33:56,640 Who's lost the son? 348 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:57,140 Where's Jason? 349 00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,620 He was here a second ago. 350 00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,500 I bought him a balloon. 351 00:33:59,620 --> 00:34:00,840 I turned around and just disappeared. 352 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:02,080 She's not gonna like this. 353 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:03,700 Disappeared? 354 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:05,220 What do you mean disappeared? 355 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:06,840 Stay here. 356 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:08,160 I'll go get him. 357 00:34:09,060 --> 00:34:09,780 I'll be right back. 358 00:34:10,440 --> 00:34:11,560 Jason. 359 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:12,700 Jason. 360 00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:15,480 Jason. 361 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:18,800 Jason. 362 00:34:22,740 --> 00:34:23,260 Jason. 363 00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,600 Jason. 364 00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:28,620 Dot JSON files. 365 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,140 Jason. 366 00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:30,320 Jason. 367 00:34:32,820 --> 00:34:33,420 Jason. 368 00:34:33,420 --> 00:34:35,320 The pace is on, it says here. 369 00:34:35,540 --> 00:34:37,380 Look at the pace, it says Thunder Horse. 370 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:38,560 Jason. 371 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,800 The pace is on, it says Do Ya. 372 00:34:43,340 --> 00:34:43,700 Jason. 373 00:34:44,660 --> 00:34:47,960 Look at the shop, it's called, oh, I thought it was called Madness. 374 00:34:48,620 --> 00:34:50,940 I was gonna say, truly is Madness at the moment. 375 00:34:51,060 --> 00:34:52,280 He's lost his fucking son. 376 00:34:52,540 --> 00:34:53,660 It's called Madness. 377 00:34:53,660 --> 00:34:53,740 Jason. 378 00:34:53,740 --> 00:34:53,800 Jason. 379 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,120 The pace has been upgraded to Brisk. 380 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:00,560 Jason. 381 00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:22,700 Satan! The balloon, follow the balloon man. Balloons! What's going on? As if there's that many fucking people in it. It's like a sea of people from against me here. 382 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:48,560 I've never seen this many people inside a fucking shopping center in my life. Ridiculous. And they all look, they've all the same face every second or third person at the same face. Where is Jason? Behind him. Red balloon there look. 383 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:13,760 Jason! Jason! Watch it! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! Jason! 384 00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:22,500 Has anyone seen Jason? Captain Sack, thank you very much, who says, Jason is still a problem. 385 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:54,560 He's over there, I hope he doesn't get... I hope some fucking dodgy cunt hasn't had to try to get him right. I hope that's not what this game is about, where his son gets kidnapped. Jason! Jason! God, you really had me scared. It's another person's child, get your hands off him! Call the... Someone's gonna call the cops! There he is, over there. 386 00:36:54,560 --> 00:37:02,640 over there dodgy perishing dot wav 387 00:37:21,340 --> 00:37:32,280 come on Jason come on oh no he's not gonna fucking get splatter house does he 388 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:47,840 shit get off the fucking road grab the fucking road I know 389 00:37:50,120 --> 00:38:18,900 Jesus both of them will die and now the ominous music starts again right oh Jesus oh no the balloon man the balloons gone fuck 390 00:38:18,900 --> 00:38:22,780 oh shit 391 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:37,900 how did so they are they both dead it's the made the main character and controlling surely than it for the rest of the game 392 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:52,220 wow what an what an intro what a cold open that was and it was cold on a number of levels it was a real 393 00:38:52,220 --> 00:38:57,660 quantic fucking dream it's pissing down 394 00:38:57,660 --> 00:39:07,420 Pascal Langdale big shout out to Pascal Langdale and happy Christmas as well thanks very much for the tip 395 00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:10,920 Jackie Ainsley is still a problem 396 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:16,940 sorry I just have to turn that down a bit it's too loud 397 00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:35,260 grosser Leon Ockenter and none other big big shout outs to none other than heavy rain 398 00:39:35,260 --> 00:39:42,140 heavy rain heavy rain watch the kids make sure they don't get run over 399 00:39:42,140 --> 00:39:52,640 Ariel Bankioli was involved in this as well 400 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,780 and Mike Powers 401 00:39:54,780 --> 00:39:59,400 big shout out to Guillaume de Fondermoyer 402 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,960 and none other than Charlie Coutier 403 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,440 himself the producer 404 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,720 Scott Johnson with The Clutch producing 405 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:12,820 and sets they were designed by Thierry Flamand 406 00:40:12,820 --> 00:40:16,880 Christophe Brousseau was managing sets 407 00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:20,900 and Thierry Pradham was involved in some 408 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:21,860 shape or form 409 00:40:21,860 --> 00:40:26,140 Clément Castanier and Jeremy Mounier 410 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:27,760 did the mocap 411 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,680 big shout out to Xavier Despasse 412 00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:36,020 and the game logic that was Jean-Charles Perrier as well 413 00:40:36,020 --> 00:40:40,420 Ronan Marchalot was doing a bit of walking and talking 414 00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:44,980 Damien Casteltort was tooling it up 415 00:40:44,980 --> 00:40:48,300 Sophie Buhl was scripting this 416 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:53,220 and Jerome Vu Thantan was involved in the quality 417 00:40:53,220 --> 00:40:58,720 a lot of French people going on here 418 00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,960 a lot of French names 419 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:01,980 and 420 00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:08,540 hopefully there isn't a dead child scenario going on there 421 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:09,840 it says two years later 422 00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,060 it hasn't stopped pissing down 423 00:41:13,060 --> 00:41:15,920 Steve 424 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,820 Neibaly is 425 00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:20,320 is doing the business 426 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:28,320 test testing my microphone levels there 427 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:28,840 it's a bit loud 428 00:41:28,840 --> 00:41:29,280 a bit loud 429 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:29,600 a bit loud 430 00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:30,100 but that's enough 431 00:41:30,100 --> 00:41:30,540 that's enough 432 00:41:30,540 --> 00:41:30,940 that's enough 433 00:41:30,940 --> 00:41:31,360 that's enough 434 00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:31,980 hi Sean 435 00:41:31,980 --> 00:41:33,780 hi dad 436 00:41:33,780 --> 00:41:36,700 Berlin Ocelot says 437 00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:38,120 it looks like Wales this 438 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,860 I don't think it's set in Wales 439 00:41:39,860 --> 00:41:45,540 I'm I can't really remember seeing a metropolis in the background like that in Wales 440 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:48,180 that's that's hardly Cardiff is it in the background 441 00:41:48,180 --> 00:41:51,960 oh I've just realized something as well 442 00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:53,660 there is only one child 443 00:41:53,660 --> 00:41:58,260 so it definitely is a dead kid scenario 444 00:41:58,260 --> 00:42:00,520 that's what we're dealing with here 445 00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:01,140 and 446 00:42:01,140 --> 00:42:02,420 it seems as though 447 00:42:02,420 --> 00:42:05,700 I've got a few questions to ask because 448 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:08,020 in the FMV the cutscene 449 00:42:08,020 --> 00:42:10,440 he dove in front of the car 450 00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:14,120 and almost put a barrier between the car and the kid 451 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,440 so how did Jason get killed 452 00:42:16,440 --> 00:42:18,040 it's definitely 453 00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:20,040 something worth questioning 454 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:20,860 I want to see 455 00:42:20,860 --> 00:42:22,940 I want to see another angle 456 00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:23,600 is there dash 457 00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:28,200 I'm appealing to anyone who may have dash cam footage 458 00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,180 of the day in question two years ago 459 00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:33,100 we're looking to talk to you 460 00:42:33,100 --> 00:42:36,860 we put the seat belt 461 00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:38,600 onto us there 462 00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:39,360 that's great 463 00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:40,540 and we're away with it 464 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:41,200 we're about to 465 00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:43,900 adjust the mirror 466 00:42:43,900 --> 00:42:46,600 and that's 467 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,560 at least that kid is alive 468 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,180 you know 469 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:50,220 it could have been 470 00:42:50,220 --> 00:42:51,960 at least it wasn't the two of them 471 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:53,760 justice for Jason 472 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:54,840 thanks for the tip there 473 00:42:58,140 --> 00:43:07,100 we'll hammer that right 474 00:43:07,100 --> 00:43:08,920 trigger button there 475 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:10,220 to get that car in motion 476 00:43:10,220 --> 00:43:12,500 already the pace is electrifying 477 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,280 if only you could feel 478 00:43:14,280 --> 00:43:15,280 the haptic feedback 479 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:16,180 from the controller 480 00:43:16,180 --> 00:43:16,780 that I'm feeling 481 00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:18,020 it would definitely generate 482 00:43:18,020 --> 00:43:19,700 your interest and intrigue by 483 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:22,120 I'd say a few more percent 484 00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:24,060 David Cage 485 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:25,500 was the mastermind 486 00:43:25,500 --> 00:43:27,120 behind all this 487 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:28,900 if you have any issues 488 00:43:28,900 --> 00:43:30,980 take it up with the cage meister 489 00:43:30,980 --> 00:43:33,540 what an 490 00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:36,240 as I say cage meister 491 00:43:36,240 --> 00:43:37,600 parastroica 492 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:38,820 has said that 493 00:43:38,820 --> 00:43:40,320 at the exact same time 494 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:40,800 great stuff 495 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,560 it's nice to know 496 00:43:42,560 --> 00:43:44,080 that we're in synchronicity here 497 00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:45,360 when it comes to these people 498 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,360 and the game has crashed 499 00:43:47,360 --> 00:43:48,000 has it 500 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:56,760 hopefully not 501 00:43:56,760 --> 00:44:02,620 I hope the game hasn't crashed 502 00:44:02,620 --> 00:44:05,720 heavy crash 503 00:44:05,720 --> 00:44:08,660 I imagine that was the game 504 00:44:08,660 --> 00:44:09,580 you completed it 505 00:44:09,580 --> 00:44:11,340 that's why they showed all the fucking 506 00:44:11,340 --> 00:44:13,060 the titles 507 00:44:13,060 --> 00:44:13,600 the names 508 00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,040 and everything 509 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:17,920 the whole game was 510 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:18,740 you 511 00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:20,200 you killed your son 512 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:26,760 very confusing stuff 513 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:27,740 at the moment guys 514 00:44:27,740 --> 00:44:28,520 I'm not gonna lie 515 00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,580 Brian Coney 516 00:44:29,580 --> 00:44:30,480 thank you very much 517 00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:32,240 despite all my rage 518 00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:34,060 I'm still just a rat 519 00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:35,320 David Cage 520 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:36,520 I don't know if that's a quote 521 00:44:36,520 --> 00:44:36,940 or what 522 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:40,640 seems to be some kind of 523 00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:42,860 cartoon on the 524 00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:43,840 TV 525 00:44:43,840 --> 00:44:45,140 so this is a real 526 00:44:45,140 --> 00:44:45,980 step down 527 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:47,580 in terms of living standards 528 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:50,600 it looks 529 00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,840 and reading between the lines here 530 00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:55,560 he killed the son 531 00:44:55,560 --> 00:44:57,940 and the wife left him 532 00:44:57,940 --> 00:44:59,640 and now he gets to have custody 533 00:44:59,640 --> 00:45:00,780 over the other kid 534 00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:01,140 but 535 00:45:01,140 --> 00:45:03,840 I'm not sure he's happy 536 00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:05,000 because he's let the place 537 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:05,580 go to fuck 538 00:45:05,580 --> 00:45:06,840 thanks very much there 539 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,500 it's always rainy in Philly 540 00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:09,460 thank you very much 541 00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,280 happy Christmas Francis 542 00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,360 I hope you're doing well 543 00:45:12,360 --> 00:45:13,380 if it's Philadelphia 544 00:45:13,380 --> 00:45:14,140 where it's set 545 00:45:14,140 --> 00:45:14,480 is it 546 00:45:14,480 --> 00:45:16,480 and here we have 547 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,000 the origami killer 548 00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:20,960 bit of mystery now 549 00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:21,880 a bit of intrigue 550 00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,040 the origami killer 551 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:23,740 strikes again 552 00:45:23,740 --> 00:45:24,900 seventh victim 553 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:25,720 identified 554 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:27,900 the police have confirmed 555 00:45:27,900 --> 00:45:29,040 I didn't have time to read 556 00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,600 the rest of that 557 00:45:29,600 --> 00:45:30,820 that fucking thing 558 00:45:30,820 --> 00:45:34,040 can I read it again 559 00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:35,300 no 560 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:36,420 go into the 561 00:45:36,420 --> 00:45:37,840 bathroom for a cry 562 00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:38,200 maybe 563 00:45:38,200 --> 00:45:40,100 and 564 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:41,680 another toilet scene 565 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:42,320 they're very 566 00:45:42,320 --> 00:45:43,440 they're bullish 567 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:44,760 on toilet scenes 568 00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,540 seems to be 569 00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:49,760 a repeat of 570 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:50,720 what was going on 571 00:45:50,720 --> 00:45:51,460 in the old gap 572 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:52,340 he's 573 00:45:52,340 --> 00:45:53,720 the kids watching something 574 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,160 must be a situation 575 00:45:55,160 --> 00:45:55,600 where you 576 00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,920 you cook up a meal 577 00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:59,060 or something or other 578 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:00,020 let's try and see 579 00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,520 what we've got 580 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:01,260 he's got a beer 581 00:46:01,260 --> 00:46:02,320 it's a depressing 582 00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,580 array of items there 583 00:46:03,580 --> 00:46:06,460 oh yeah 584 00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,440 we put that 585 00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:11,660 if that is a beer 586 00:46:11,660 --> 00:46:11,980 it's 587 00:46:11,980 --> 00:46:14,880 gonna really make me 588 00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:15,500 jealous now 589 00:46:15,500 --> 00:46:16,360 because I wouldn't mind 590 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,040 knocking back 591 00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:20,700 a cold one 592 00:46:20,700 --> 00:46:21,040 as well 593 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:21,240 but 594 00:46:21,240 --> 00:46:23,340 we don't need 595 00:46:23,340 --> 00:46:23,920 that 596 00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:25,260 to enjoy 597 00:46:25,260 --> 00:46:25,740 ourselves 598 00:46:25,740 --> 00:46:26,680 we really don't 599 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:27,400 whereas he's 600 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,780 loving it there 601 00:46:28,780 --> 00:46:29,380 it looks nice 602 00:46:29,380 --> 00:46:29,800 it looks like 603 00:46:29,800 --> 00:46:30,640 he's getting into it 604 00:46:30,640 --> 00:46:31,600 and it looks like 605 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:32,380 with every sip 606 00:46:32,380 --> 00:46:34,920 that the pain 607 00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:35,980 is subsiding 608 00:46:35,980 --> 00:46:36,760 a little bit 609 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:37,220 as well 610 00:46:37,220 --> 00:46:41,300 there can't be that 611 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,080 many more 612 00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,000 mouthfuls left in it 613 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:43,800 I've took three 614 00:46:43,800 --> 00:46:44,980 swigs and he's 615 00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:45,940 he's put the rest 616 00:46:45,940 --> 00:46:47,000 put it back there 617 00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:47,460 for later 618 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:48,200 I don't think there was 619 00:46:48,200 --> 00:46:49,680 that much beer in it 620 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,220 for it to warrant 621 00:46:52,220 --> 00:46:53,160 more than three 622 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:54,040 swigs to be honest 623 00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:57,360 it's nearly 624 00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:58,320 quarter past 625 00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:58,980 five 626 00:46:58,980 --> 00:47:00,640 and that's a 627 00:47:00,640 --> 00:47:01,280 lovely clock 628 00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:07,760 I don't know what's 629 00:47:07,760 --> 00:47:08,280 going on here 630 00:47:08,280 --> 00:47:09,000 is it telling me to 631 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:10,400 fucking do anything 632 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:10,660 else 633 00:47:10,660 --> 00:47:11,320 it's just letting me 634 00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:12,100 look at the clock 635 00:47:12,100 --> 00:47:18,240 Zig thank you very much 636 00:47:18,240 --> 00:47:19,300 for the tip there 637 00:47:19,300 --> 00:47:28,040 it was a three swigger 638 00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:29,400 I don't want to say 639 00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:29,840 in the beer 640 00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,620 it was a three swigger 641 00:47:30,620 --> 00:47:31,100 and that was 642 00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:32,120 that was abrupt 643 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:33,780 he came in one door 644 00:47:33,780 --> 00:47:34,520 and out the other 645 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,200 his head's up his arse 646 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:46,720 can you just leave the kid 647 00:47:46,720 --> 00:47:50,040 what a climb down 648 00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:51,180 from the fucking house 649 00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:51,620 he had 650 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,580 he was living in paradise 651 00:47:53,580 --> 00:47:54,680 there ten minutes ago 652 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:58,080 you hammered your Jason 653 00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:58,960 thank you very much 654 00:47:58,960 --> 00:47:59,720 and Ronan 655 00:47:59,720 --> 00:48:00,620 thank you very much 656 00:48:00,620 --> 00:48:01,200 and John 657 00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:01,920 thank you very much 658 00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:03,040 you say Connor Williams 659 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,220 origin story here 660 00:48:04,220 --> 00:48:09,720 I will not allow anyone 661 00:48:09,720 --> 00:48:10,960 to steal my work 662 00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:11,220 on the G-Visor 663 00:48:11,220 --> 00:48:12,820 poop dreams 664 00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,540 how's the 665 00:48:14,540 --> 00:48:15,440 how's there that much 666 00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,660 bounce in the ball 667 00:48:16,660 --> 00:48:18,040 it's hit a fucking puddle 668 00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:22,260 and then 669 00:48:22,260 --> 00:48:27,320 great stuff 670 00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:28,620 too pissed 671 00:48:28,620 --> 00:48:30,320 he's too pissed 672 00:48:30,320 --> 00:48:31,320 to ball 673 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:43,760 and now 674 00:48:43,760 --> 00:48:44,900 this is a bad idea 675 00:48:44,900 --> 00:48:45,440 the kid 676 00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:46,400 is utilizing 677 00:48:46,400 --> 00:48:47,360 his free time 678 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:48,080 to get some 679 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,320 pity snack 680 00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:49,980 out the cupboard 681 00:48:49,980 --> 00:48:50,800 it's a bad 682 00:48:50,800 --> 00:48:51,700 dad scenario 683 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:52,720 no meals have been 684 00:48:52,720 --> 00:48:53,660 prepared for the kid 685 00:48:53,660 --> 00:48:59,260 when does this end 686 00:48:59,260 --> 00:49:00,120 it's not giving me 687 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,220 the option to walk away 688 00:49:01,220 --> 00:49:01,680 again 689 00:49:01,680 --> 00:49:03,240 oh you need to wait 690 00:49:03,240 --> 00:49:03,760 for the R 691 00:49:03,760 --> 00:49:04,560 to go into the middle 692 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:04,900 I see 693 00:49:04,900 --> 00:49:07,600 a lot of bounce 694 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:08,700 in that spalding there 695 00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,580 we'll go for another one 696 00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:12,280 pure hoop dreams 697 00:49:12,280 --> 00:49:13,860 I have to say 698 00:49:13,860 --> 00:49:14,320 this is 699 00:49:14,320 --> 00:49:15,440 a lot more 700 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,140 exciting 701 00:49:16,140 --> 00:49:17,220 and engaging 702 00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:18,000 than the 703 00:49:18,000 --> 00:49:19,860 the juggling section 704 00:49:19,860 --> 00:49:21,060 that we saw earlier on 705 00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:22,080 don't want to throw 706 00:49:22,080 --> 00:49:22,760 any shade 707 00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:23,440 towards the 708 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:24,300 the creator 709 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,400 of the juggling section 710 00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:25,660 but 711 00:49:25,660 --> 00:49:27,300 it was naff 712 00:49:27,300 --> 00:49:28,340 whereas this 713 00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,380 this is real 714 00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,120 baller shit 715 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,060 thank you very much 716 00:49:32,060 --> 00:49:32,940 Paul Meeskel 717 00:49:32,940 --> 00:49:34,580 for your tip 718 00:49:34,580 --> 00:49:35,800 and 719 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:36,920 captain first 720 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:38,520 for your tip 721 00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,080 as well 722 00:49:39,080 --> 00:49:39,460 you see 723 00:49:39,460 --> 00:49:39,940 this is 724 00:49:39,940 --> 00:49:41,020 deadbeat dad 725 00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,280 simulator 2010 726 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,540 and heavy cream 727 00:49:44,540 --> 00:49:45,480 thank you very much 728 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:45,740 there 729 00:49:45,740 --> 00:49:46,840 what's Tom's take 730 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:47,460 on the action 731 00:49:47,460 --> 00:49:48,180 thus far 732 00:49:48,180 --> 00:49:49,220 Tom are you with us? 733 00:49:51,500 --> 00:49:52,180 I am yeah 734 00:49:52,180 --> 00:49:52,960 but there's nothing 735 00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:53,600 on my screen 736 00:49:53,600 --> 00:49:55,020 I've been watching 737 00:49:55,020 --> 00:49:55,800 darkness for 738 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:57,140 45 minutes 739 00:49:57,140 --> 00:49:58,020 you didn't 740 00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:58,920 check up on me 741 00:49:58,920 --> 00:50:02,000 well we'll try 742 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:02,840 and rectify that 743 00:50:02,840 --> 00:50:03,540 at some stage 744 00:50:03,540 --> 00:50:03,780 Tom 745 00:50:03,780 --> 00:50:04,720 thanks very much 746 00:50:04,720 --> 00:50:11,080 I wonder 747 00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:12,060 congratulations 748 00:50:12,060 --> 00:50:13,400 thank you very much 749 00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:14,300 Paul Meeskel 750 00:50:14,300 --> 00:50:14,660 thank you 751 00:50:14,660 --> 00:50:16,040 when does this bit 752 00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:16,720 end by the way 753 00:50:16,720 --> 00:50:17,020 because 754 00:50:17,020 --> 00:50:18,500 again there 755 00:50:18,500 --> 00:50:19,500 there is no 756 00:50:19,500 --> 00:50:21,160 option to leave 757 00:50:21,160 --> 00:50:22,760 and I can see 758 00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:23,600 the kid is 759 00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:29,500 I'm pressing all the 760 00:50:29,500 --> 00:50:30,220 buttons in the world 761 00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:30,460 here 762 00:50:30,460 --> 00:50:31,360 as if you do this 763 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:32,260 in the pissing rain 764 00:50:32,260 --> 00:50:33,200 whilst pissed 765 00:50:33,200 --> 00:50:36,520 just goes to show you 766 00:50:36,520 --> 00:50:37,280 that the alcohol 767 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,920 does have a fucking 768 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:42,020 strange effect 769 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:43,160 if you let it 770 00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:43,720 get to you 771 00:50:43,720 --> 00:50:44,020 you know 772 00:50:44,020 --> 00:50:54,020 wow 773 00:50:54,020 --> 00:50:57,040 do you have to get 774 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:57,640 three in a row 775 00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:57,980 is it? 776 00:50:57,980 --> 00:51:05,220 been at this now 777 00:51:05,220 --> 00:51:06,360 for a bit too long 778 00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:08,260 I would have 779 00:51:08,260 --> 00:51:09,480 definitely nerfed 780 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,940 this section 781 00:51:10,940 --> 00:51:12,000 after the games 782 00:51:12,000 --> 00:51:12,460 tester 783 00:51:12,460 --> 00:51:13,920 came back to me 784 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,280 and said 785 00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:15,400 goes on too long 786 00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:17,600 or maybe 787 00:51:17,600 --> 00:51:18,380 it's getting dark 788 00:51:18,380 --> 00:51:18,760 as well 789 00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:19,400 and I'm surprised 790 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,840 surprised you can even 791 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:21,440 see the hoop 792 00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:24,820 from this range 793 00:51:24,820 --> 00:51:28,920 reduce visibility 794 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:36,000 NBA baller 795 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:39,620 how about those 796 00:51:39,620 --> 00:51:40,200 pistons? 797 00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:48,040 how about that 798 00:51:48,040 --> 00:51:48,640 dad, huh? 799 00:51:51,040 --> 00:51:51,920 lays it up 800 00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:54,120 it's in the hoop 801 00:51:54,120 --> 00:51:59,100 it's getting 802 00:51:59,100 --> 00:52:00,380 it really is getting 803 00:52:00,380 --> 00:52:01,200 tiresome now 804 00:52:01,200 --> 00:52:01,540 this 805 00:52:01,540 --> 00:52:02,320 and there's 806 00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:03,000 there's nothing 807 00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,300 to suggest that it's 808 00:52:04,300 --> 00:52:05,140 going to end either 809 00:52:05,140 --> 00:52:05,960 it's bizarre 810 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:12,160 apologies to anybody 811 00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:13,440 who's watching this 812 00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:17,080 it's not going as fast 813 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:18,040 as I want it to go 814 00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,360 it's going very slow 815 00:52:19,360 --> 00:52:19,740 indeed 816 00:52:19,740 --> 00:52:22,080 the pace 817 00:52:22,080 --> 00:52:23,120 needs to pick up 818 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:23,620 soon 819 00:52:23,620 --> 00:52:26,840 the pace 820 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:27,800 does need 821 00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:28,460 to pick up 822 00:52:28,460 --> 00:52:28,820 soon 823 00:52:28,820 --> 00:52:34,320 tobe's the same 824 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:34,840 press down 825 00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:35,120 okay 826 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:37,520 oh I didn't see that 827 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,720 fucking hell 828 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:43,660 that was 829 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:45,720 cuntish Mayfield 830 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:48,580 move on up 831 00:52:48,580 --> 00:52:51,380 move 832 00:52:51,380 --> 00:52:52,140 move stick 833 00:52:52,140 --> 00:52:52,700 down 834 00:52:52,700 --> 00:53:03,240 the kid 835 00:53:03,240 --> 00:53:04,420 seems to have a 836 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:05,080 cold or a 837 00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:05,720 flu or something 838 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:06,500 he keeps sneezing 839 00:53:06,500 --> 00:53:07,760 he's been eating 840 00:53:07,760 --> 00:53:08,840 some potato chips 841 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:11,080 Terry Hesticles 842 00:53:11,080 --> 00:53:11,980 thank you very much 843 00:53:11,980 --> 00:53:12,540 for the tip there 844 00:53:12,540 --> 00:53:13,340 he's a clowning 845 00:53:13,340 --> 00:53:14,220 around with the boys 846 00:53:14,220 --> 00:53:15,020 let's discuss 847 00:53:15,020 --> 00:53:17,160 the crack 848 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:23,960 find medicine 849 00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:24,880 want a play 850 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:30,360 now 851 00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:32,360 now 852 00:53:32,360 --> 00:53:32,860 now 853 00:53:32,860 --> 00:53:35,340 I think we should 854 00:53:35,340 --> 00:53:36,400 just get right to it 855 00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,000 then it's done 856 00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,780 and out of the way 857 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:39,620 now get your bag 858 00:53:39,620 --> 00:53:40,520 and get set up 859 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:40,980 in the kitchen 860 00:53:40,980 --> 00:53:42,340 it's great that 861 00:53:42,340 --> 00:53:43,680 even though he's pissed 862 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:44,800 he still is doing 863 00:53:44,800 --> 00:53:45,860 some good parenting 864 00:53:45,860 --> 00:53:46,920 there by making sure 865 00:53:46,920 --> 00:53:47,980 the kid is doing 866 00:53:47,980 --> 00:53:48,440 his homework 867 00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:49,500 and as somebody 868 00:53:49,500 --> 00:53:50,360 said in the chat 869 00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:50,960 earlier on 870 00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,120 deadbeat dad simulator 871 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,460 I don't think it's 872 00:53:53,460 --> 00:53:54,240 fair to call him 873 00:53:54,240 --> 00:53:55,000 a deadbeat dad 874 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,320 he only accidentally 875 00:53:57,320 --> 00:53:59,780 you know 876 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:02,680 lost track of his son 877 00:54:02,680 --> 00:54:03,720 and then the son died 878 00:54:03,720 --> 00:54:04,920 the other son's 879 00:54:04,920 --> 00:54:05,560 flying it 880 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:07,280 apart from the cold 881 00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:07,700 and flu 882 00:54:07,700 --> 00:54:09,420 and he seems to be 883 00:54:09,420 --> 00:54:10,080 having a great 884 00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:10,620 academic 885 00:54:10,620 --> 00:54:13,040 he seems to have 886 00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:13,920 a great academic 887 00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:14,620 career ahead of him 888 00:54:14,620 --> 00:54:15,380 because his dad 889 00:54:15,380 --> 00:54:16,280 is definitely making 890 00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:17,020 sure that this is 891 00:54:17,020 --> 00:54:17,480 going on 892 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:17,700 now 893 00:54:17,700 --> 00:54:18,600 are we gonna 894 00:54:18,600 --> 00:54:20,020 get involved 895 00:54:20,020 --> 00:54:20,920 in a quick time 896 00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,100 homework simulator 897 00:54:23,100 --> 00:54:23,420 here 898 00:54:23,420 --> 00:54:24,180 it seems to be 899 00:54:24,180 --> 00:54:25,240 going on 900 00:54:25,240 --> 00:54:26,580 something on the 901 00:54:26,580 --> 00:54:27,560 message board 902 00:54:27,560 --> 00:54:27,840 there 903 00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:32,220 sean 904 00:54:32,220 --> 00:54:32,640 4 905 00:54:32,640 --> 00:54:33,340 430 906 00:54:33,340 --> 00:54:33,780 snack 907 00:54:33,780 --> 00:54:34,540 6 908 00:54:34,540 --> 00:54:34,980 homework 909 00:54:34,980 --> 00:54:35,400 7 910 00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:35,820 dinner 911 00:54:35,820 --> 00:54:36,360 8 912 00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:36,620 bed 913 00:54:36,620 --> 00:54:37,080 let's go and 914 00:54:37,080 --> 00:54:37,560 check on the 915 00:54:37,560 --> 00:54:37,940 time 916 00:54:37,940 --> 00:54:43,860 jeez that the 917 00:54:43,860 --> 00:54:44,200 time 918 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:46,280 he hasn't had his 919 00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:46,540 dinner 920 00:54:46,540 --> 00:54:48,820 we need to get 921 00:54:48,820 --> 00:54:49,500 his fucking dinner 922 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:49,820 going 923 00:54:49,820 --> 00:54:52,780 let's get his 924 00:54:52,780 --> 00:54:53,280 dinner going 925 00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:53,780 now 926 00:54:53,780 --> 00:54:59,780 still no sprint 927 00:54:59,780 --> 00:55:00,380 mechanic 928 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,600 no ex to sprint 929 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:03,960 maybe there's 930 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:04,420 something in the 931 00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:05,340 pantry here 932 00:55:05,340 --> 00:55:08,620 great stuff 933 00:55:08,620 --> 00:55:09,880 get a fucking 934 00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:10,780 goodfellas out the 935 00:55:10,780 --> 00:55:11,780 freezer or something 936 00:55:11,780 --> 00:55:12,720 just get something 937 00:55:12,720 --> 00:55:13,300 into him 938 00:55:13,300 --> 00:55:15,100 before the old lady 939 00:55:15,100 --> 00:55:15,760 comes to collecting 940 00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:16,420 because you know 941 00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:17,020 it's gonna be a 942 00:55:17,020 --> 00:55:17,880 shit show then 943 00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:20,280 dad i'm finished 944 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:21,700 can i go watch tv 945 00:55:21,700 --> 00:55:29,680 just gonna play 946 00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:30,740 with this teddy bear 947 00:55:30,740 --> 00:55:31,360 here probably 948 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,680 some significance 949 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,180 to it 950 00:55:33,180 --> 00:55:35,480 gonna watch the 951 00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:36,560 washing go around 952 00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:36,920 there 953 00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,580 instead of feeding 954 00:55:40,580 --> 00:55:41,100 the sun 955 00:55:41,100 --> 00:55:41,680 where is the 956 00:55:41,680 --> 00:55:42,440 fucking food for 957 00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:43,040 the sunlight 958 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:50,580 maybe put the 959 00:55:50,580 --> 00:55:51,120 lights on 960 00:55:51,120 --> 00:55:51,440 yeah 961 00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:53,440 fucking depressing 962 00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:53,840 without the 963 00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:54,240 lights on 964 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:58,900 i was over at 965 00:55:58,900 --> 00:55:59,580 the fridge already 966 00:55:59,580 --> 00:56:00,280 and it doesn't 967 00:56:00,280 --> 00:56:00,800 really give you 968 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:01,140 anything 969 00:56:01,140 --> 00:56:02,080 you can't 970 00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,800 get any food 971 00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:04,020 out 972 00:56:04,020 --> 00:56:04,420 there was just 973 00:56:04,420 --> 00:56:04,920 a fucking 974 00:56:04,920 --> 00:56:05,480 beer and he 975 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:05,960 started drinking 976 00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:06,360 the beer 977 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:06,940 maybe there's 978 00:56:06,940 --> 00:56:07,300 some food 979 00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:07,900 upstairs or 980 00:56:07,900 --> 00:56:08,140 something 981 00:56:08,140 --> 00:56:14,760 i wonder do you 982 00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,500 have to help 983 00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,120 the sun with 984 00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:16,620 the homework 985 00:56:16,620 --> 00:56:17,120 or what 986 00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:42,900 i don't know what 987 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:43,580 the fuck is going 988 00:56:43,580 --> 00:56:44,140 on here there's 989 00:56:44,140 --> 00:56:45,120 no there's no food 990 00:56:45,120 --> 00:56:45,860 in here anyways 991 00:56:45,860 --> 00:56:49,000 just medicines 992 00:56:49,000 --> 00:56:50,120 is he on pills 993 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:50,500 as well 994 00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,860 oh he's fucked 995 00:56:52,860 --> 00:56:57,360 he's popping the 996 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:57,960 pills and he's 997 00:56:57,960 --> 00:56:58,300 drinking 998 00:56:58,300 --> 00:57:00,020 he's on three 999 00:57:00,020 --> 00:57:00,500 swiggers 1000 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:11,740 little zan is 1001 00:57:11,740 --> 00:57:12,240 after you 1002 00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:17,380 get in the bath 1003 00:57:17,380 --> 00:57:21,560 funny if you 1004 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:21,960 could just get 1005 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:22,400 in the bath 1006 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:22,920 and the music 1007 00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:23,400 starts 1008 00:57:23,400 --> 00:57:24,740 in all your 1009 00:57:24,740 --> 00:57:25,340 clothes 1010 00:57:25,340 --> 00:57:32,340 this is the 1011 00:57:32,340 --> 00:57:33,100 sun's room 1012 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:33,840 it's 1013 00:57:33,840 --> 00:57:35,820 it's depressing 1014 00:57:35,820 --> 00:57:36,580 enough because 1015 00:57:36,580 --> 00:57:37,320 he isn't 1016 00:57:37,320 --> 00:57:38,560 where 1017 00:57:38,560 --> 00:57:39,480 what happened 1018 00:57:39,480 --> 00:57:40,080 to his money 1019 00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:40,460 he had 1020 00:57:40,460 --> 00:57:41,040 he must have 1021 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:41,460 had money 1022 00:57:41,460 --> 00:57:42,220 because it 1023 00:57:42,220 --> 00:57:42,760 seemed like he 1024 00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:44,060 was a professional 1025 00:57:44,060 --> 00:57:45,040 of some sort 1026 00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:47,640 surely he could 1027 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:48,200 have got a 1028 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:48,660 fucking better 1029 00:57:48,660 --> 00:57:49,420 place like the 1030 00:57:49,420 --> 00:57:50,700 kid is gone 1031 00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:51,400 from living in a 1032 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:52,700 mansion to this 1033 00:57:52,700 --> 00:57:53,420 probably the mother 1034 00:57:53,420 --> 00:57:54,400 still lives in the 1035 00:57:54,400 --> 00:57:54,920 good house 1036 00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,460 where 1037 00:57:55,460 --> 00:58:06,140 i was supposed to 1038 00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:07,020 play another game of 1039 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:08,060 chess with far 1040 00:58:08,060 --> 00:58:08,420 further 1041 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:09,260 thank you very 1042 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:09,560 much 1043 00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,500 is this a 1044 00:58:11,500 --> 00:58:12,920 divorced dad 1045 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:13,440 simulator 1046 00:58:13,440 --> 00:58:14,360 i'm not sure 1047 00:58:14,360 --> 00:58:15,420 yet the story is 1048 00:58:15,420 --> 00:58:16,180 yet to develop 1049 00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:17,540 but it doesn't 1050 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:19,380 look good for him 1051 00:58:19,380 --> 00:58:20,060 at the moment 1052 00:58:20,060 --> 00:58:21,720 and it's pissing 1053 00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,280 down the whole 1054 00:58:22,280 --> 00:58:22,680 time 1055 00:58:22,680 --> 00:58:26,360 and does anybody 1056 00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:26,920 know what the 1057 00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:27,680 story is with this 1058 00:58:27,680 --> 00:58:29,600 i'm holding it up 1059 00:58:29,600 --> 00:58:30,220 here and there's 1060 00:58:30,220 --> 00:58:30,480 no 1061 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,260 it's as if to say 1062 00:58:33,260 --> 00:58:34,000 maybe you have to 1063 00:58:34,000 --> 00:58:34,660 open the window 1064 00:58:34,660 --> 00:58:38,620 the blind down 1065 00:58:38,620 --> 00:58:42,900 and i 1066 00:58:42,900 --> 00:58:43,420 press 1067 00:58:43,420 --> 00:58:44,140 alright fuck it 1068 00:58:44,140 --> 00:58:45,420 we'll just go down 1069 00:58:45,420 --> 00:58:46,180 and hopefully there's 1070 00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:47,360 some food for the 1071 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:47,860 kid because 1072 00:58:47,860 --> 00:58:50,020 it's a bit shit 1073 00:58:50,020 --> 00:58:50,680 not feeding the 1074 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:51,420 child when he 1075 00:58:51,420 --> 00:58:52,080 needs his dinner 1076 00:58:52,080 --> 00:58:52,660 he's just like 1077 00:58:52,660 --> 00:58:53,180 crisps 1078 00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,580 and he's not 1079 00:58:56,580 --> 00:58:57,040 giving you the 1080 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:57,840 option to feed the 1081 00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:58,580 child like it's 1082 00:58:58,580 --> 00:58:59,080 just giving you 1083 00:58:59,080 --> 00:58:59,540 the option to 1084 00:58:59,540 --> 00:58:59,840 drink 1085 00:58:59,840 --> 00:59:02,980 get pissed or 1086 00:59:02,980 --> 00:59:03,680 die trying 1087 00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:04,200 thank you very 1088 00:59:04,200 --> 00:59:04,680 much too 1089 00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:04,920 po 1090 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:08,080 very very kind 1091 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:08,580 good idea for the 1092 00:59:08,580 --> 00:59:09,600 tip there i hope 1093 00:59:09,600 --> 00:59:10,220 you're doing well 1094 00:59:10,220 --> 00:59:11,260 and now 1095 00:59:11,260 --> 00:59:12,980 let's just get into 1096 00:59:12,980 --> 00:59:13,980 the fucking bed and 1097 00:59:13,980 --> 00:59:14,620 go to sleep 1098 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:18,880 stand up again 1099 00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:20,200 great stuff 1100 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,180 it's a very very 1101 00:59:22,180 --> 00:59:23,240 pacey game at the 1102 00:59:23,240 --> 00:59:24,220 moment i wouldn't be 1103 00:59:24,220 --> 00:59:25,420 too fucking surprised 1104 00:59:25,420 --> 00:59:26,860 if some some of you 1105 00:59:26,860 --> 00:59:27,840 have had to bow out 1106 00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:28,740 due to the sheer 1107 00:59:28,740 --> 00:59:29,900 inertia of the whole 1108 00:59:29,900 --> 00:59:32,280 scenario and here we 1109 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,260 have something here 1110 00:59:33,260 --> 00:59:34,580 another interesting 1111 00:59:34,580 --> 00:59:38,220 bit of horseplay to 1112 00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:39,040 be had here at the 1113 00:59:39,040 --> 00:59:39,480 desk 1114 00:59:39,480 --> 00:59:42,900 crazy bit of horseplay 1115 00:59:42,900 --> 00:59:43,780 here and it's 1116 00:59:43,780 --> 00:59:54,920 it's not all too bad 1117 00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:55,940 because one two three 1118 00:59:55,940 --> 00:59:58,080 irish dave says i had 1119 00:59:58,080 --> 00:59:59,600 crisps and drink for 1120 00:59:59,600 --> 01:00:01,480 dinner today too that's 1121 01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:02,720 great to hear dave i 1122 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:03,560 hope you're okay 1123 01:00:03,560 --> 01:00:12,760 hey stop messing 1124 01:00:12,760 --> 01:00:13,540 around or i'll never 1125 01:00:13,540 --> 01:00:14,520 be able to film you 1126 01:00:14,520 --> 01:00:17,960 sad moments 1127 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,140 i don't know oh 1128 01:00:20,140 --> 01:00:21,440 yeah jason tell me 1129 01:00:21,440 --> 01:00:22,020 what you want to be 1130 01:00:22,020 --> 01:00:22,760 when you grow up 1131 01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:27,200 it's very sad i'm not 1132 01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,680 surprised and now it's 1133 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:30,640 crying scenarios a crying 1134 01:00:30,640 --> 01:00:31,560 scene on it 1135 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:41,920 awful sad 1136 01:00:41,920 --> 01:00:47,180 i actually feel a little 1137 01:00:47,180 --> 01:00:48,280 bit sad about that to be 1138 01:00:48,280 --> 01:00:48,800 honest now 1139 01:00:48,800 --> 01:00:54,080 why did he fucking take 1140 01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,120 his eye off jason you 1141 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:55,320 know 1142 01:00:55,320 --> 01:01:07,780 thank you very much for 1143 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:08,620 the tip congrats 1144 01:01:08,620 --> 01:01:10,680 congratulations you 1145 01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:12,000 lost your son you say 1146 01:01:12,000 --> 01:01:12,940 thank you very much for 1147 01:01:12,940 --> 01:01:15,860 the tip there and uh 1148 01:01:15,860 --> 01:01:18,860 let's just move out of 1149 01:01:18,860 --> 01:01:19,800 here now because this is 1150 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:21,920 giving me a bad bad vibe 1151 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,040 here hopefully you can 1152 01:01:24,040 --> 01:01:25,120 take one of those pills 1153 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:26,260 soon enough that he got 1154 01:01:26,260 --> 01:01:27,400 out of the fucking uh 1155 01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:28,600 bathroom because i didn't 1156 01:01:28,600 --> 01:01:30,900 see him pop one of those i 1157 01:01:30,900 --> 01:01:32,040 think he just said yeah 1158 01:01:32,040 --> 01:01:33,600 that's great he enjoyed 1159 01:01:33,600 --> 01:01:35,120 seeing those pills and put 1160 01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,720 them in his pocket but it's 1161 01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:37,760 good to know the pills are 1162 01:01:37,760 --> 01:01:39,860 there for safety when when it 1163 01:01:39,860 --> 01:01:40,880 gets really tough 1164 01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:47,720 safety pills and also is the 1165 01:01:47,720 --> 01:01:49,800 there's a swig or two what 1166 01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,060 the fuck is that that's a 1167 01:01:51,060 --> 01:01:55,200 coat thank fuck for that i 1168 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:55,940 thought there was something 1169 01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,440 hanging like a one of those 1170 01:01:57,440 --> 01:01:59,200 do you know one of those body 1171 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,120 bag things in resident evil 4 1172 01:02:01,120 --> 01:02:03,360 that uh come to life i thought 1173 01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:03,880 that was 1174 01:02:03,880 --> 01:02:09,720 now jason how are you or 1175 01:02:09,720 --> 01:02:11,080 whatever your name is what's 1176 01:02:11,080 --> 01:02:11,800 this kid's name 1177 01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:16,180 here take this it'll make you 1178 01:02:16,180 --> 01:02:19,380 feel better thanks dad he's got 1179 01:02:19,380 --> 01:02:21,440 the kids he's giving the kids 1180 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:24,720 the fucking pills as well now 1181 01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:26,460 it's time to go to bed son or 1182 01:02:26,460 --> 01:02:27,980 do you want to play gonna go 1183 01:02:27,980 --> 01:02:29,600 outside we play together for a 1184 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,700 play a bit of rain ball outside 1185 01:02:31,700 --> 01:02:36,020 bit of benzo ball 1186 01:02:36,020 --> 01:02:42,960 welcome to the benzo-calypse 1187 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:50,960 there's pizza in the fridge 1188 01:02:50,960 --> 01:02:54,260 says sean how can you open the 1189 01:02:54,260 --> 01:02:55,140 fucking fridge though it doesn't 1190 01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:56,040 give you the option look 1191 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:59,580 i'm at the fridge here is not 1192 01:02:59,580 --> 01:03:07,500 nothing happening he's fine he had 1193 01:03:07,500 --> 01:03:09,420 crisps he's fine i'll say that to 1194 01:03:09,420 --> 01:03:10,620 the mother when the mother is 1195 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:14,080 giving me shite later on you had a 1196 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,680 fucking packet of crisps sure 1197 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:39,920 getting weirder lads getting weird i'm not sure i'll knock that off it looked rubbish anyway it looked like um that fucking hunchback of notre dame cartoon turn that off it's bad for your eyes 1198 01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:58,960 this is like shenmui times seven i'll just sit in the dark here son we'll wait for your old lady to come pick you up 1199 01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:20,960 is there a light switch you can put the light on here it's not giving me the option is there any food in the gaff at all we don't want this guy going to bed hungry we can go outside and play a little bit more rain ball maybe that'll throw up a few suggestions 1200 01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,960 suggestions 1201 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:57,000 it's dad a bit of Benzo ball outside hey serious stuff thanks for the tip shooting 1202 01:04:57,000 --> 01:05:05,600 some people outside of the school when a couple of guys when a couple of clowns 1203 01:05:05,600 --> 01:05:11,600 who were up to no good started selling balloons in the neighborhood I took my 1204 01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:17,780 eye off the child and his mom got scared she said we're having a divorce our son 1205 01:05:17,780 --> 01:05:29,000 is dead bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb that's done anyway we'll head 1206 01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:42,140 back in saturated pure saturation maybe the can you give the fucking child a bit 1207 01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:46,340 of an apple or a banana or something there's nothing going on man what time is 1208 01:05:46,340 --> 01:05:52,340 it eight o'clock is his fucking bedtime it's half ten 1209 01:05:52,340 --> 01:05:58,340 come on get to fucking bed 1210 01:05:58,340 --> 01:06:05,340 have they not come up with them then the next interactive game that these guys make the should 1211 01:06:05,340 --> 01:06:10,520 integrate voice now that AI and voice command and all that sort of stuff you should be able to just say get 1212 01:06:10,520 --> 01:06:17,520 get to bed and then it recognize that you're saying that and now the kids asleep the pill has done the fucking job 1213 01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:38,800 let's get him into the fucking bed there and then we can go downstairs maybe play a bit more ball shoot a few more hoops or take another swig of that juicy beer that's in the fridge and if we if we can open the fridge that means that we can have a bit of the pizza as well 1214 01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:52,480 Gimpy Ewan, thank you very much 1215 01:06:52,480 --> 01:06:53,460 I'm trying to fucking 1216 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:55,640 Yeah, here we go 1217 01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:57,200 Lovely stuff 1218 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,620 Lovely quick time event here 1219 01:07:00,620 --> 01:07:03,380 Laying this kid down 1220 01:07:03,380 --> 01:07:04,000 And it's a 1221 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:07,640 It's a very, very 1222 01:07:07,640 --> 01:07:10,760 Painful, melancholic moment 1223 01:07:10,760 --> 01:07:12,040 We've got going on here 1224 01:07:12,040 --> 01:07:14,020 Depressed Dad, thank you very much 1225 01:07:14,020 --> 01:07:17,820 Thank you very much 1226 01:07:17,820 --> 01:07:18,880 And Gimpy Ewan as well 1227 01:07:18,880 --> 01:07:20,680 Anytime I see you online, I'm tipping 1228 01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:21,780 Thank you very much, Gimpy Ewan 1229 01:07:21,780 --> 01:07:25,920 And now, is there a duvet for the child? 1230 01:07:26,040 --> 01:07:27,780 Or what's he doing to this kid here? 1231 01:07:27,960 --> 01:07:29,160 That was enough, was it? 1232 01:07:30,580 --> 01:07:32,760 And now he's undressing the child 1233 01:07:32,760 --> 01:07:33,600 Just to reiterate 1234 01:07:33,600 --> 01:07:36,120 If you've just joined us, this is his son 1235 01:07:36,120 --> 01:07:41,020 And this is a game that was made by French people 1236 01:07:41,020 --> 01:07:44,940 Can you put the covers on him or? 1237 01:07:47,940 --> 01:07:49,080 You wanna sit down 1238 01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,700 With the kid? 1239 01:07:52,660 --> 01:07:53,300 That's it 1240 01:07:53,300 --> 01:08:04,160 He'll be out for fucking 12 hours after that yoke 1241 01:08:04,160 --> 01:08:08,420 That was for adults, that yoke 1242 01:08:08,420 --> 01:08:09,620 That you gave him 1243 01:08:09,620 --> 01:08:11,780 Kiss on the forehead 1244 01:08:11,780 --> 01:08:13,200 See you tomorrow, son 1245 01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:17,080 It was a great bit of bonding time we had together there 1246 01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:18,880 And now we'll close that door as well 1247 01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:20,540 Go downstairs 1248 01:08:20,540 --> 01:08:21,980 Flick on a bit of fucking cartoons 1249 01:08:21,980 --> 01:08:25,560 Oh, here we go 1250 01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:27,080 Sorry about dinner, son 1251 01:08:27,080 --> 01:08:27,820 It doesn't matter 1252 01:08:27,820 --> 01:08:29,600 You're on pills now 1253 01:08:29,600 --> 01:08:31,980 You're, you're pills out of it 1254 01:08:31,980 --> 01:08:40,760 Having a panic attack 1255 01:08:40,760 --> 01:08:42,480 He needs to 1256 01:08:42,480 --> 01:08:43,320 Hopefully he saved 1257 01:08:43,320 --> 01:08:44,240 Hopefully he only 1258 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:45,560 He gave half to the sun 1259 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:46,620 And kept half for himself 1260 01:08:46,620 --> 01:08:48,880 Propanolol 1261 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:50,120 Get to the fucking doctor 1262 01:08:50,120 --> 01:08:51,460 And get something to bring you down 1263 01:08:51,460 --> 01:08:54,000 Because you're having a fucking panic attack 1264 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:55,360 This is not real this moment 1265 01:08:55,360 --> 01:09:01,880 Thanks for the tip, Jason 1266 01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:10,480 Lovely bit of origami 1267 01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:13,620 Nightclub time, somebody says there 1268 01:09:13,620 --> 01:09:15,660 Zampel Banzai says nightclub time 1269 01:09:15,660 --> 01:09:19,080 So we can head to the nightclub 1270 01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,640 And have a good old time 1271 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,680 No, safe in the knowledge 1272 01:09:21,680 --> 01:09:22,600 The kid's gonna be 1273 01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:24,820 Out until fucking 1274 01:09:24,820 --> 01:09:26,120 I don't know 1275 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:27,100 Noon tomorrow 1276 01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:30,140 Pure Bernardo fucking Silva 1277 01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:32,020 Karen to be corners after you as well 1278 01:09:32,020 --> 01:09:33,620 Thanks very much Bernardo Silva 1279 01:09:33,620 --> 01:09:38,060 Who's this Spock now? 1280 01:09:44,300 --> 01:09:46,280 That was a real trip and a half 1281 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:54,740 Bisto B, thank you very much 1282 01:09:54,740 --> 01:09:56,060 The wife is away living 1283 01:09:56,060 --> 01:09:58,220 Living up life with Moncus 1284 01:09:58,220 --> 01:10:01,240 So this is a bit of a fucking 1285 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:06,160 Noire, noir, neo-noire 1286 01:10:06,160 --> 01:10:08,620 And it's beginning to 1287 01:10:08,620 --> 01:10:10,500 The frame rate is dropping 1288 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,740 As we speak 1289 01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:12,620 Hopefully that's 1290 01:10:12,620 --> 01:10:14,100 Not gonna continue 1291 01:10:14,100 --> 01:10:19,320 This could be a Fontaine scenario 1292 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:19,680 Could it? 1293 01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:21,620 But it's also got 1294 01:10:21,620 --> 01:10:22,820 Connor Williams vibes 1295 01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:24,220 Your man reminds me of 1296 01:10:24,220 --> 01:10:24,940 Connor Williams 1297 01:10:24,940 --> 01:10:26,280 This fella 1298 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:28,400 Is this a Fontaine scenario? 1299 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:29,140 I'm not sure 1300 01:10:29,140 --> 01:10:31,820 Let 1301 01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:33,640 I'm not sure whether or not 1302 01:10:33,640 --> 01:10:35,660 I should be doing the stream 1303 01:10:35,660 --> 01:10:36,160 Should it be 1304 01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:38,140 Should the reins be handed over here 1305 01:10:38,140 --> 01:10:39,860 For the next time this is 1306 01:10:39,860 --> 01:10:40,860 Well 1307 01:10:40,860 --> 01:10:43,540 Now I'm controlling this guy 1308 01:10:43,540 --> 01:10:44,080 Now I'm controlling this guy 1309 01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:50,720 Lauren Winter 1310 01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:52,000 Ring the bells 1311 01:10:52,000 --> 01:10:53,000 Nope 1312 01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,200 Can't say it does 1313 01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:58,020 Still no lead on the 1314 01:10:58,020 --> 01:10:59,400 Origami killer 1315 01:10:59,400 --> 01:10:59,880 And look 1316 01:10:59,880 --> 01:11:00,360 Chips 1317 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:01,760 The same brand 1318 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:02,580 That the cadet 1319 01:11:02,580 --> 01:11:03,140 Before bed 1320 01:11:03,140 --> 01:11:05,140 That's a lovely Lincoln 1321 01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:05,720 Right there 1322 01:11:05,720 --> 01:11:07,120 Last door on the left 1323 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:08,280 At the end of the corridor 1324 01:11:08,280 --> 01:11:09,660 Honest Abe 1325 01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:09,660 Honest Abe 1326 01:11:09,660 --> 01:11:13,500 The great emancipator 1327 01:11:13,500 --> 01:11:15,500 This guy looks familiar 1328 01:11:15,500 --> 01:11:17,740 Are they based on real characters 1329 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:18,060 Or 1330 01:11:18,060 --> 01:11:19,440 He's got 1331 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,020 He's got real 1332 01:11:21,020 --> 01:11:23,340 Familiar jowls 1333 01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:26,720 Tessa jowl 1334 01:11:26,720 --> 01:11:28,660 Sends her regards 1335 01:11:28,660 --> 01:11:30,780 I like the music 1336 01:11:30,780 --> 01:11:31,260 I like 1337 01:11:31,260 --> 01:11:32,380 It sounds like 1338 01:11:32,380 --> 01:11:36,840 What movie is that now 1339 01:11:36,840 --> 01:11:37,580 Remind me of 1340 01:11:37,580 --> 01:11:38,340 It was another 1341 01:11:38,340 --> 01:11:39,380 Neo-noir 1342 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:39,860 Dark 1343 01:11:39,860 --> 01:11:40,780 Kind of rainy 1344 01:11:40,780 --> 01:11:41,540 Fucking film 1345 01:11:41,540 --> 01:11:43,760 Nothing on that one 1346 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:44,040 He said 1347 01:11:44,040 --> 01:11:44,940 Last door on your 1348 01:11:44,940 --> 01:11:45,740 Left I think 1349 01:11:45,740 --> 01:11:46,720 Or first door on your right 1350 01:11:46,720 --> 01:11:53,960 He looks like 1351 01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:54,740 Jeff Garland 1352 01:11:54,740 --> 01:12:05,540 You got a son 1353 01:12:05,540 --> 01:12:09,660 Lauren Winter 1354 01:12:09,660 --> 01:12:11,580 Sorry I only 1355 01:12:11,580 --> 01:12:12,600 Declines by appointment 1356 01:12:12,600 --> 01:12:15,140 Wait 1357 01:12:15,140 --> 01:12:20,960 It's 50 bucks 1358 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,160 I don't kiss 1359 01:12:22,160 --> 01:12:23,320 And I don't do any weird shit 1360 01:12:23,320 --> 01:12:24,980 Jesus 1361 01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:27,980 What? 1362 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:29,400 It's crazy bit of business 1363 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,180 We don't know where this is going 1364 01:12:31,180 --> 01:12:31,800 But hopefully 1365 01:12:31,800 --> 01:12:34,240 It's okay for the stream 1366 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:37,540 Put your money on the table 1367 01:12:37,540 --> 01:12:37,980 Thanks 1368 01:12:37,980 --> 01:12:38,920 Exactly 10 minutes 1369 01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:39,660 When the alarm rings 1370 01:12:39,660 --> 01:12:40,200 It's over 1371 01:12:40,200 --> 01:12:40,580 Okay? 1372 01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:41,460 Tessa jowl 1373 01:12:41,460 --> 01:12:42,240 Thanks for the tip 1374 01:12:42,240 --> 01:12:44,060 It's getting busy in here 1375 01:12:44,060 --> 01:12:46,060 It seems to be a busy scenario 1376 01:12:46,060 --> 01:12:47,580 Let's hopefully 1377 01:12:47,580 --> 01:12:48,640 There's a beer in the fridge 1378 01:12:48,640 --> 01:12:50,280 Vote 1379 01:12:50,280 --> 01:12:53,980 Do you see this bit here 1380 01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:54,720 Where I'm 1381 01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:55,740 I'm pressing down 1382 01:12:55,740 --> 01:12:56,520 And then it's 1383 01:12:56,520 --> 01:12:57,440 Kind of moving around 1384 01:12:57,440 --> 01:12:58,920 Am I meant to do anything else there 1385 01:12:58,920 --> 01:12:59,120 Or 1386 01:12:59,120 --> 01:13:00,600 Does that mean it's just locked 1387 01:13:00,600 --> 01:13:00,840 Or 1388 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:07,160 50 B 1389 01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:11,420 50 clams 1390 01:13:11,420 --> 01:13:15,500 Sam Allardyce 1391 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:19,400 Detective Allardyce is in charge 1392 01:13:19,400 --> 01:13:20,780 Till the end of the season 1393 01:13:20,780 --> 01:13:21,120 Hey 1394 01:13:21,120 --> 01:13:28,680 That's why we've 1395 01:13:28,680 --> 01:13:30,000 We've been 1396 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:32,100 The game has been handed over 1397 01:13:32,100 --> 01:13:32,920 To Big Sam 1398 01:13:32,920 --> 01:13:34,060 Till the end of the season 1399 01:13:34,060 --> 01:13:35,300 Because your man 1400 01:13:35,300 --> 01:13:37,120 Your man took his eye off 1401 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:37,680 The ball 1402 01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:39,240 The ball being his son 1403 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,800 And now this guy is 1404 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,380 Fucking controlling the situation 1405 01:13:42,380 --> 01:13:45,540 Best in the biz 1406 01:13:45,540 --> 01:13:47,680 You should take your clothes off 1407 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:48,600 We ain't gone all day 1408 01:13:48,600 --> 01:13:50,880 Actually I'm not a customer 1409 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:54,100 Shit a cop 1410 01:13:54,100 --> 01:13:55,800 I should have known 1411 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,480 What do you want 1412 01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,020 A freebie? 1413 01:13:57,180 --> 01:13:57,700 Is that it? 1414 01:14:00,280 --> 01:14:01,500 My name is Scott Shelby 1415 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:02,660 I'm a private detective 1416 01:14:02,660 --> 01:14:03,780 The 442 murder 1417 01:14:03,780 --> 01:14:04,920 The 442 murder 1418 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:04,920 The 442 murder 1419 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,420 The 442 murder 1420 01:14:05,420 --> 01:14:06,960 Ask me to investigate the murders 1421 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:09,940 I came here just to ask you some questions about Johnny 1422 01:14:09,940 --> 01:14:13,760 I already told the police all I know 1423 01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,000 And I have nothing to add 1424 01:14:15,000 --> 01:14:16,460 Leave me alone 1425 01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:20,600 Compassionate 1426 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:31,400 Horses thanks for the tip 1427 01:14:31,400 --> 01:14:36,480 Persist 1428 01:14:36,480 --> 01:14:38,640 Persist 1429 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:41,020 There'll be other victims 1430 01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,340 If we don't stop the killer 1431 01:14:42,340 --> 01:14:45,280 You have got to help me Lauren 1432 01:14:45,280 --> 01:14:46,900 You may know something 1433 01:14:46,900 --> 01:14:48,240 That can aid the investigation 1434 01:14:48,240 --> 01:14:50,940 Help you? 1435 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:53,560 There's nothing you can do 1436 01:14:53,560 --> 01:14:55,180 Is that the wife? 1437 01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:55,540 My son's dead 1438 01:14:55,540 --> 01:14:56,540 Do you hear me? 1439 01:14:56,540 --> 01:14:57,440 He's dead 1440 01:14:57,440 --> 01:14:59,480 Is that the wife? 1441 01:15:00,620 --> 01:15:01,400 I hope not 1442 01:15:01,400 --> 01:15:03,180 Trick 1443 01:15:03,180 --> 01:15:03,960 Or bye 1444 01:15:03,960 --> 01:15:05,720 Are you deaf? 1445 01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:07,940 I have nothing to say to you 1446 01:15:07,940 --> 01:15:09,240 Get out of here 1447 01:15:09,240 --> 01:15:12,020 Trick 1448 01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:13,980 If we don't find the killer 1449 01:15:13,980 --> 01:15:14,920 There'll be other mothers 1450 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,120 Who find their son's body 1451 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:17,260 On a deserted wasteland 1452 01:15:17,260 --> 01:15:19,760 But you're right 1453 01:15:19,760 --> 01:15:21,340 Why shouldn't you care? 1454 01:15:22,140 --> 01:15:24,300 It's not your problem anymore, right? 1455 01:15:25,400 --> 01:15:26,660 If that's the wife 1456 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:27,220 Why? 1457 01:15:27,320 --> 01:15:28,180 Where's the other son? 1458 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,020 What do you want to know? 1459 01:15:38,700 --> 01:15:39,820 Thoughts on Var 1460 01:15:39,820 --> 01:15:42,100 Imagine there was an option 1461 01:15:42,100 --> 01:15:42,920 To ask her about 1462 01:15:42,920 --> 01:15:44,480 What she thinks of Var 1463 01:15:44,480 --> 01:15:47,040 Is that it? 1464 01:15:47,080 --> 01:15:47,660 No more questions? 1465 01:15:49,600 --> 01:15:51,020 How did your son disappear? 1466 01:15:51,900 --> 01:15:53,040 He used to go play 1467 01:15:53,040 --> 01:15:54,120 With the neighborhood kids 1468 01:15:54,120 --> 01:15:54,780 After school 1469 01:15:54,780 --> 01:15:58,000 It was pouring down 1470 01:15:58,000 --> 01:15:59,420 Something awful that day 1471 01:15:59,420 --> 01:16:01,240 Thanks for owning for the tip 1472 01:16:01,240 --> 01:16:02,820 I'll never forget it 1473 01:16:02,820 --> 01:16:04,980 Big Sam trying to sign 1474 01:16:04,980 --> 01:16:06,000 A new right back 1475 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:07,620 Hector Bellerin 1476 01:16:07,620 --> 01:16:08,760 You see 1477 01:16:08,760 --> 01:16:10,040 I'm not sure whether or not 1478 01:16:10,040 --> 01:16:11,060 You're trying to say 1479 01:16:11,060 --> 01:16:12,420 That she looks like Bellerin 1480 01:16:12,420 --> 01:16:14,320 Johnny's home 1481 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:15,080 Is an option 1482 01:16:15,080 --> 01:16:15,980 That's like 1483 01:16:15,980 --> 01:16:16,900 Johnny's home 1484 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,200 Time is money 1485 01:16:19,200 --> 01:16:19,740 Mr. Shelby 1486 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:20,780 If you have no more questions 1487 01:16:20,780 --> 01:16:21,320 Scram 1488 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:23,320 Did Johnny live with you? 1489 01:16:24,680 --> 01:16:25,120 Yes 1490 01:16:25,120 --> 01:16:28,200 Of course 1491 01:16:28,200 --> 01:16:28,800 I made sure 1492 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:29,680 He never met 1493 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:30,880 Any of my clients 1494 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,380 Bring Big Sam over here 1495 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:35,400 Maybe we can 1496 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:36,500 Get the tissues here 1497 01:16:36,500 --> 01:16:36,700 Johnny 1498 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,980 I was trying to earn enough 1499 01:16:38,980 --> 01:16:40,300 To get us out of here 1500 01:16:40,300 --> 01:16:43,540 For fuck's sake Sam 1501 01:16:43,540 --> 01:16:44,020 Come on 1502 01:16:44,020 --> 01:16:44,460 Fuck 1503 01:16:44,460 --> 01:16:48,720 You want one? 1504 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:50,040 No thanks 1505 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:50,380 I quit 1506 01:16:50,380 --> 01:16:52,600 That's brave 1507 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,760 Bad habit 1508 01:16:53,760 --> 01:16:56,240 Balloon selling clown 1509 01:16:56,240 --> 01:16:57,060 Thank you very much 1510 01:16:57,060 --> 01:16:58,080 Careful of the spoilers 1511 01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:58,720 In the chat 1512 01:16:58,720 --> 01:16:59,780 Might be some spanners 1513 01:16:59,780 --> 01:17:00,620 Might need some spanners 1514 01:17:00,620 --> 01:17:01,000 On the go 1515 01:17:01,000 --> 01:17:02,120 I don't want to fucking 1516 01:17:02,120 --> 01:17:03,360 Get into that situation 1517 01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:05,620 But I'm gonna try not 1518 01:17:05,620 --> 01:17:06,920 Hopefully it doesn't get spoiled 1519 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:07,400 But I mean 1520 01:17:07,400 --> 01:17:08,160 You know people 1521 01:17:08,160 --> 01:17:09,220 You can't control them 1522 01:17:09,220 --> 01:17:10,780 S-H-T-E 1523 01:17:10,780 --> 01:17:11,280 Thank you very much 1524 01:17:11,280 --> 01:17:12,160 Put this towards the next 1525 01:17:12,160 --> 01:17:13,080 Window transfer 1526 01:17:13,080 --> 01:17:13,760 Thank you very much 1527 01:17:13,760 --> 01:17:21,960 Time's up Mr. Shelby 1528 01:17:21,960 --> 01:17:23,780 I hope you got what you wanted 1529 01:17:23,780 --> 01:17:25,260 Now get out of here 1530 01:17:25,260 --> 01:17:30,720 Did he have to pay 1531 01:17:30,720 --> 01:17:31,920 The full whack for that? 1532 01:17:42,600 --> 01:17:43,740 Time to go Mr. Elton 1533 01:17:43,740 --> 01:17:44,500 Allardyce 1534 01:17:44,500 --> 01:17:47,120 I hope you got what you are after 1535 01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:53,220 Tommy Allardyce 1536 01:17:53,220 --> 01:18:04,820 Samuel Allardyce 1537 01:18:04,820 --> 01:18:05,740 As he's known 1538 01:18:05,740 --> 01:18:08,620 Grande Sam 1539 01:18:08,620 --> 01:18:11,000 Grande Samuel Allardyce 1540 01:18:11,000 --> 01:18:12,260 As he's known in Italy 1541 01:18:12,260 --> 01:18:16,640 What's the story here? 1542 01:18:16,800 --> 01:18:17,960 Did I just fucking walk around? 1543 01:18:18,180 --> 01:18:18,220 Or 1544 01:18:18,220 --> 01:18:20,360 Is there anything to be got 1545 01:18:20,360 --> 01:18:21,380 In here? 1546 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:22,380 Is it game over? 1547 01:18:22,380 --> 01:18:22,540 Or 1548 01:18:22,540 --> 01:18:33,580 Well if you remember anything 1549 01:18:33,580 --> 01:18:34,580 Where's your son? 1550 01:18:34,580 --> 01:18:35,040 Where's your son? 1551 01:18:35,620 --> 01:18:36,460 Where's your son? 1552 01:18:36,480 --> 01:18:37,000 Give me a call 1553 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,440 What happened to your son? 1554 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:41,040 I should have 1555 01:18:41,040 --> 01:18:43,280 But then if you research it 1556 01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:44,840 You spoil it for yourself 1557 01:18:44,840 --> 01:18:45,300 So I don't 1558 01:18:45,300 --> 01:18:46,100 I didn't really know 1559 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:46,760 What was in store 1560 01:18:46,760 --> 01:18:47,360 I didn't know it was gonna 1561 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:48,200 Turn into this 1562 01:18:48,200 --> 01:19:04,460 He's having a panic attack now 1563 01:19:04,460 --> 01:19:07,380 I gotta get out of here 1564 01:19:07,380 --> 01:19:10,700 Fuck 1565 01:19:10,700 --> 01:19:12,360 Uncle pussy 1566 01:19:12,360 --> 01:19:19,300 He's wearing a wire 1567 01:19:19,300 --> 01:19:28,420 That's great 1568 01:19:28,420 --> 01:19:29,480 He's got the inhaler 1569 01:19:29,480 --> 01:19:34,840 Allardyce that into yourself there 1570 01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,940 And there 1571 01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:37,420 As we 1572 01:19:37,420 --> 01:19:40,000 There's a ronging 1573 01:19:40,000 --> 01:19:40,820 Down the end 1574 01:19:40,820 --> 01:19:42,600 Going into the house there 1575 01:19:42,600 --> 01:19:43,760 Heisenberg 1576 01:19:43,760 --> 01:19:50,200 We need to stop this 1577 01:19:50,200 --> 01:19:51,660 Something not right's going on here 1578 01:19:51,660 --> 01:19:52,500 We need to stop this 1579 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:53,260 Come on 1580 01:19:53,260 --> 01:19:57,200 Come on 1581 01:19:57,200 --> 01:19:57,580 Fuck 1582 01:19:57,580 --> 01:19:59,120 Dirty sprite 1583 01:19:59,120 --> 01:19:59,960 Thanks very much 1584 01:19:59,960 --> 01:20:02,780 Just fucking 1585 01:20:02,780 --> 01:20:05,340 Get the fuck out of here 1586 01:20:05,340 --> 01:20:13,740 Kiss off 1587 01:20:13,740 --> 01:20:14,280 Punk 1588 01:20:14,280 --> 01:20:21,000 Yes 1589 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:22,680 A nuns bashing 1590 01:20:22,680 --> 01:20:29,640 Big 1591 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:30,160 A big 1592 01:20:30,160 --> 01:20:30,600 Sam 1593 01:20:30,600 --> 01:20:31,640 Nuns bashing 1594 01:20:31,640 --> 01:20:33,080 Fuck 1595 01:20:33,080 --> 01:20:34,940 Getting fucking 1596 01:20:34,940 --> 01:20:36,480 Getting hammered 1597 01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:37,420 By the nuns man 1598 01:20:37,420 --> 01:20:51,220 Hit the cut. 1599 01:20:53,620 --> 01:20:55,220 Getting fucking hammered here. 1600 01:21:00,780 --> 01:21:01,420 What? 1601 01:21:02,460 --> 01:21:04,500 Grab a fucking pole or something. 1602 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:10,400 Oh, fuck it. 1603 01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,040 I don't tell your business, asshole. 1604 01:21:12,740 --> 01:21:13,780 Got glassed. 1605 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:16,640 I'll be seeing you, bitch. 1606 01:21:20,420 --> 01:21:21,960 What a dirty fucker. 1607 01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:24,460 And Zig, thanks very much for the tip there. 1608 01:21:25,420 --> 01:21:26,800 Dirty Sprite, thanks for the tip. 1609 01:21:26,800 --> 01:21:28,080 And Shite, thanks very much. 1610 01:21:28,080 --> 01:21:32,600 To tell you the truth, I remember having felt better. 1611 01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:36,600 Oh, who was that guy? 1612 01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,700 An ex-client who thinks he owns me. 1613 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:40,560 He was getting violent. 1614 01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:42,020 I told him I didn't want to see him anymore. 1615 01:21:42,720 --> 01:21:44,980 In any case, he packs a good right hook. 1616 01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:48,980 Mr. Shelby. 1617 01:21:50,420 --> 01:21:50,640 Yeah. 1618 01:21:50,720 --> 01:21:51,980 Packs a fucking bottle to cut. 1619 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:52,700 Thanks. 1620 01:21:52,700 --> 01:21:52,800 Thanks. 1621 01:21:52,800 --> 01:22:07,000 Heavy fucking buzz, isn't it? 1622 01:22:07,880 --> 01:22:09,120 Just clean that up now. 1623 01:22:09,740 --> 01:22:12,560 I'd be worried for her safety if your man coming back. 1624 01:22:14,040 --> 01:22:16,380 He seems like a nasty piece of work. 1625 01:22:16,380 --> 01:22:26,560 Stone Cold Steve Austin. 1626 01:22:29,020 --> 01:22:29,600 Yeah, okay. 1627 01:22:29,680 --> 01:22:30,820 I just need to remind you. 1628 01:22:30,840 --> 01:22:32,500 Press and hold down until they disappear. 1629 01:22:33,160 --> 01:22:34,120 So Y is up. 1630 01:22:34,380 --> 01:22:35,060 A is the bottom. 1631 01:22:35,740 --> 01:22:36,180 X and B. 1632 01:22:36,260 --> 01:22:37,260 Y, A, X, B. 1633 01:22:37,980 --> 01:22:41,900 Just confused with this control setup compared to the PlayStation. 1634 01:22:44,900 --> 01:22:45,900 So, uh... 1635 01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:46,900 Okay, so... 1636 01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:46,900 Okay, so... 1637 01:22:46,900 --> 01:22:48,920 Come down simultaneously. 1638 01:22:52,520 --> 01:22:53,000 Y. 1639 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:54,180 B. 1640 01:22:54,840 --> 01:22:55,400 A. 1641 01:22:56,000 --> 01:22:56,480 Y. 1642 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:03,260 Thank you very much there, Nigel, for the tip. 1643 01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:08,100 Do we have the technology to patch in Gary Devil? 1644 01:23:08,320 --> 01:23:09,900 We don't as of yet, and as... 1645 01:23:10,620 --> 01:23:12,900 So far, there haven't been any demonic... 1646 01:23:14,100 --> 01:23:15,100 Scenarios... 1647 01:23:15,100 --> 01:23:16,100 Scenarios... 1648 01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:18,160 That would warrant his presence. 1649 01:23:18,240 --> 01:23:21,660 But look, who knows where this is going and how far it will go. 1650 01:23:22,360 --> 01:23:23,100 I, for one... 1651 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,520 I'm very intrigued. 1652 01:23:32,220 --> 01:23:34,700 He needs to pop one of those yokes again. 1653 01:23:34,800 --> 01:23:36,000 He's got the shakes. 1654 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,100 But he seemed to have like a... 1655 01:23:41,180 --> 01:23:42,140 What do you call that? 1656 01:23:42,140 --> 01:23:43,140 A capet or a... 1657 01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:43,140 A... 1658 01:23:43,140 --> 01:23:43,520 A... 1659 01:23:43,520 --> 01:23:44,140 A... 1660 01:23:44,140 --> 01:23:44,140 A... 1661 01:23:44,140 --> 01:23:45,140 A... 1662 01:23:45,140 --> 01:23:46,080 One of those... 1663 01:23:46,080 --> 01:23:47,780 Things that you have in fucking science lab. 1664 01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:48,740 What the fuck are they called? 1665 01:23:49,160 --> 01:23:50,200 Mine is going septic. 1666 01:23:53,600 --> 01:23:53,820 A... 1667 01:23:53,820 --> 01:23:54,520 A beaker. 1668 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:55,240 Not a beaker. 1669 01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:56,180 A fucking... 1670 01:23:56,180 --> 01:23:58,100 I don't know what you call that. 1671 01:24:00,900 --> 01:24:01,640 Test tube. 1672 01:24:01,780 --> 01:24:01,940 Yeah. 1673 01:24:02,160 --> 01:24:02,760 Sorry about that. 1674 01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:12,900 A lot of pace so far. 1675 01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:13,740 It's just... 1676 01:24:13,740 --> 01:24:14,400 Hasn't stopped. 1677 01:24:14,500 --> 01:24:15,620 Now we have a new character. 1678 01:24:16,820 --> 01:24:17,220 Not... 1679 01:24:17,220 --> 01:24:22,220 Not your... 1680 01:24:22,220 --> 01:24:24,820 Not the other fella from the original, from the first bit. 1681 01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:25,760 It seems to be... 1682 01:24:25,760 --> 01:24:27,840 Multi-layered, the story. 1683 01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:29,960 It's very, very deep. 1684 01:24:30,060 --> 01:24:31,400 It's got a lot of depth to it. 1685 01:24:33,900 --> 01:24:35,960 The one constant... 1686 01:24:35,960 --> 01:24:38,920 Is that it's absolutely pissing down the whole time. 1687 01:24:40,960 --> 01:24:44,820 A body was found here on this patch of blaze in the early this morning. 1688 01:24:45,240 --> 01:24:49,060 The police are still searching for the scene and questioning anyone who might have seen something. 1689 01:24:49,400 --> 01:24:52,400 But no information is supposed to be yet concerning their identity. 1690 01:24:52,480 --> 01:24:53,920 Of course... 1691 01:24:53,920 --> 01:24:56,340 Is this guy a journalist, maybe? 1692 01:24:56,340 --> 01:24:57,520 ...that of Jeremy Bowles. 1693 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,700 And has the Oregonian killer scumplered once. 1694 01:24:59,700 --> 01:25:02,180 In any case, our team was on the scene. 1695 01:25:02,560 --> 01:25:04,140 There's been another... 1696 01:25:04,140 --> 01:25:05,500 ...zoner sectioned officer. 1697 01:25:05,820 --> 01:25:06,600 Please step back. 1698 01:25:06,680 --> 01:25:07,040 Murder. 1699 01:25:07,200 --> 01:25:08,040 Agent Namajaden. 1700 01:25:08,420 --> 01:25:08,820 FBI. 1701 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:10,420 FBI. 1702 01:25:10,420 --> 01:25:10,920 FBI. 1703 01:25:13,920 --> 01:25:14,840 It's great. 1704 01:25:15,180 --> 01:25:18,100 Once the feds come in, you know it's getting real. 1705 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:22,040 This has gone from a murder to a state-led investigation. 1706 01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:22,040 FBI. 1707 01:25:22,040 --> 01:25:23,000 You can pass. 1708 01:25:25,700 --> 01:25:26,300 Blake. 1709 01:25:26,740 --> 01:25:28,300 I'm looking for Lieutenant Blake. 1710 01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:29,460 Is he around? 1711 01:25:30,100 --> 01:25:31,600 I saw him arrive earlier. 1712 01:25:31,940 --> 01:25:32,640 He's here somewhere. 1713 01:25:33,540 --> 01:25:34,060 Thanks. 1714 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:52,420 I hope the father hasn't fucking been killed. 1715 01:25:52,420 --> 01:25:53,800 The original guy. 1716 01:25:54,140 --> 01:25:55,380 Because I want to see his... 1717 01:25:55,380 --> 01:25:57,460 I want to see a great redemption arc from him. 1718 01:25:57,920 --> 01:26:00,320 Where he kicks the Benzels and gets on... 1719 01:26:00,320 --> 01:26:00,840 Look at this. 1720 01:26:00,940 --> 01:26:01,220 Neil. 1721 01:26:01,280 --> 01:26:01,360 Neil. 1722 01:26:05,500 --> 01:26:06,560 Is this going to go sci-fi? 1723 01:26:06,560 --> 01:26:06,680 Wow. 1724 01:26:06,680 --> 01:26:06,780 Video memory recording. 1725 01:26:07,180 --> 01:26:08,860 Agent 47023. 1726 01:26:09,000 --> 01:26:09,760 Nom and Jayden. 1727 01:26:09,920 --> 01:26:12,340 Tuesday, October 4th, 2011. 1728 01:26:12,820 --> 01:26:13,320 Time is... 1729 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:13,980 Look at that. 1730 01:26:14,180 --> 01:26:14,740 849. 1731 01:26:15,460 --> 01:26:17,120 That's some real Terminator... 1732 01:26:17,120 --> 01:26:19,020 H.U.D. shit. 1733 01:26:20,960 --> 01:26:22,340 I should have hit the button then. 1734 01:26:22,600 --> 01:26:23,120 Missed it. 1735 01:26:32,180 --> 01:26:32,660 Whoa. 1736 01:26:32,780 --> 01:26:33,420 What the... 1737 01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:33,980 What's this? 1738 01:26:33,980 --> 01:26:34,280 I... 1739 01:26:34,280 --> 01:26:35,280 I'm not... 1740 01:26:35,280 --> 01:26:36,640 I didn't think... 1741 01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,480 That this sort of thing was going to happen. 1742 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:38,860 Alright. 1743 01:26:38,960 --> 01:26:40,500 You use that and you can see clues then. 1744 01:26:44,300 --> 01:26:45,720 Special Google... 1745 01:26:45,720 --> 01:26:50,220 Glasses from the FBI for Sam Allardyze's analytics. 1746 01:26:50,380 --> 01:26:50,720 Although... 1747 01:26:50,720 --> 01:26:54,340 We've moved on from Sam to the new detective now. 1748 01:26:54,340 --> 01:26:55,260 I'm all right. 1749 01:26:55,260 --> 01:26:56,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1750 01:26:56,400 --> 01:26:57,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1751 01:26:57,400 --> 01:26:58,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1752 01:26:58,400 --> 01:26:59,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1753 01:26:59,400 --> 01:27:00,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1754 01:27:00,400 --> 01:27:01,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1755 01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:02,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1756 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:03,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1757 01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:04,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1758 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:04,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1759 01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:05,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1760 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:06,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1761 01:27:06,400 --> 01:27:07,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1762 01:27:07,400 --> 01:27:08,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1763 01:27:08,400 --> 01:27:09,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1764 01:27:09,400 --> 01:27:10,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1765 01:27:10,400 --> 01:27:11,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1766 01:27:11,400 --> 01:27:12,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1767 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:13,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1768 01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1769 01:27:14,400 --> 01:27:15,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1770 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:16,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1771 01:27:16,400 --> 01:27:17,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1772 01:27:17,400 --> 01:27:18,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1773 01:27:18,400 --> 01:27:19,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1774 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:20,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1775 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:21,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1776 01:27:21,400 --> 01:27:22,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1777 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1778 01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:24,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1779 01:27:24,400 --> 01:27:25,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1780 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:26,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1781 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:27,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1782 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1783 01:27:28,400 --> 01:27:29,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1784 01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:30,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1785 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1786 01:27:31,400 --> 01:27:32,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1787 01:27:32,400 --> 01:27:33,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1788 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:34,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1789 01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:35,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1790 01:27:35,400 --> 01:27:36,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1791 01:27:36,400 --> 01:27:37,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1792 01:27:37,400 --> 01:27:38,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1793 01:27:38,400 --> 01:27:39,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1794 01:27:39,400 --> 01:27:40,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1795 01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:41,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1796 01:27:41,400 --> 01:27:42,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1797 01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:43,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1798 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:44,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1799 01:27:44,400 --> 01:27:45,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1800 01:27:45,400 --> 01:27:46,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1801 01:27:46,400 --> 01:27:47,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1802 01:27:47,400 --> 01:27:48,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1803 01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:49,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1804 01:27:49,400 --> 01:27:50,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1805 01:27:50,400 --> 01:27:51,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1806 01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:52,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1807 01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:53,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1808 01:27:53,400 --> 01:27:54,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1809 01:27:54,400 --> 01:27:55,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1810 01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1811 01:27:56,400 --> 01:27:57,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1812 01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:58,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1813 01:27:58,400 --> 01:27:59,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1814 01:27:59,400 --> 01:28:00,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1815 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:01,400 I'm going to be the investigation. 1816 01:28:01,400 --> 01:28:28,400 I hope this doesn't run out of use this thing. 1817 01:28:28,400 --> 01:28:30,400 It's still no run mechanic though. 1818 01:28:32,400 --> 01:28:34,400 So we're walking everywhere. 1819 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:35,400 But here we go. 1820 01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,400 It's a result. 1821 01:28:36,400 --> 01:28:37,400 We've got a result. 1822 01:28:41,400 --> 01:28:43,400 Sample of no interest. 1823 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:45,400 Comes to one of the policemen present on the waste wing. 1824 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:56,400 Pretty chilly huh? 1825 01:28:56,400 --> 01:28:59,400 Looks like Ron DeSantis. 1826 01:28:59,400 --> 01:29:00,400 Who are you exactly? 1827 01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:01,400 Norman Jaden. 1828 01:29:01,400 --> 01:29:02,400 FBI. 1829 01:29:02,400 --> 01:29:07,400 If you want to ask questions, you should speak to Lieutenant Flake, sir. 1830 01:29:08,400 --> 01:29:09,400 Pretty chilly huh? 1831 01:29:09,400 --> 01:29:11,400 Pretty chilly huh? 1832 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:13,400 I guess you're right. 1833 01:29:17,400 --> 01:29:18,400 Any coffee? 1834 01:29:18,400 --> 01:29:21,400 Is that a coffee you're drinking there? 1835 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:23,400 There's someone in the thermos behind you. 1836 01:29:23,400 --> 01:29:24,400 Agent DeSantis. 1837 01:29:24,400 --> 01:29:25,400 Agent DeSantis. 1838 01:29:25,400 --> 01:29:26,400 FBI. 1839 01:29:26,400 --> 01:29:27,400 I was just looking for him. 1840 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:28,400 Do you know where he is? 1841 01:29:28,400 --> 01:29:29,400 Thanks. 1842 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Lousy weather huh? 1843 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Does it always rain like this? 1844 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 It rains every fall. 1845 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Doesn't it do that where you come from? 1846 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Oh yeah. 1847 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Yeah of course. 1848 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 What the fuck? 1849 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:30,400 Agent Newgate. 1850 01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:31,400 Thank you very much for the tips there lads. 1851 01:29:31,400 --> 01:29:32,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1852 01:29:32,400 --> 01:29:33,400 Nigel, Zig and Dirty Sprite. 1853 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:33,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1854 01:29:33,400 --> 01:29:34,400 Nigel, Zig and Dirty Sprite. 1855 01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:35,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1856 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:36,400 Nigel, Zig and Dirty Sprite. 1857 01:29:36,400 --> 01:29:37,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1858 01:29:37,400 --> 01:29:38,400 There's something over here we haven't checked. 1859 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:38,400 Are I able to see them? 1860 01:29:38,400 --> 01:29:39,400 Even though I haven't put the markers down. 1861 01:29:39,400 --> 01:29:40,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1862 01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:41,400 I think I got me bollocks. 1863 01:29:41,400 --> 01:29:48,920 rain like this it rains every fall doesn't it do that where you come from oh yeah yeah of course 1864 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:59,800 what the fuck agent newgate thank you very much for the tips there lads i i think i got me bollocks 1865 01:29:59,800 --> 01:30:04,360 nigel zig and dirty sprite there's something over here we haven't checked 1866 01:30:04,360 --> 01:30:07,400 are you able to see them even though i haven't put the markers down 1867 01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:15,720 don't want to get ran over by the crane here 1868 01:30:20,600 --> 01:30:27,960 harry coming traces of blood on the railroad track the blood report indicates an advanced and long-lasting 1869 01:30:27,960 --> 01:30:36,760 state of exhaustion footprints of the assailant 1870 01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:44,360 harry coming traces of footprints leading toward the body they don't look like those are the police 1871 01:30:45,880 --> 01:30:51,160 no correlation with the body for the moment let's just go and see blake 1872 01:30:53,800 --> 01:31:04,120 that's the same thing i just checked 1873 01:31:09,560 --> 01:31:10,840 i think i checked this today 1874 01:31:12,360 --> 01:31:18,200 so orchid power the concentration of pollen in the air is quickly decreasing because of the rain but it gets 1875 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:21,960 i was going to say how could you detect pollen when it's fucking pissing down like that 1876 01:31:25,880 --> 01:31:31,400 it looks winterish as well like the pollen count would be pretty low flat jason thank you very much 1877 01:31:31,400 --> 01:31:32,040 there for the tip 1878 01:31:34,600 --> 01:31:39,400 let's get blake's take on this yeah blake watch your take on it 1879 01:31:39,400 --> 01:31:46,440 lieutenant blake i'm agent naman jayden from the fbi i went by your office this morning they told me to be here 1880 01:31:47,160 --> 01:31:53,160 now if you're looking for rain dead bodies and highways you come to the right place nice we tell that 1881 01:31:53,160 --> 01:31:58,200 asshole with the bulldozer to stop for five minutes i can't hear myself think here right away lieutenant 1882 01:32:02,440 --> 01:32:06,600 well are you coming jayden's after you 1883 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:16,840 facts so what happened some guy taking his dog for a piss found a body about six o'clock this morning 1884 01:32:16,840 --> 01:32:21,720 we don't know much more right now based on what we've seen looks like the work of the origami killer 1885 01:32:23,800 --> 01:32:24,280 jayden 1886 01:32:27,000 --> 01:32:32,360 listen i can see you busy i'll just have a look around if you don't mind be my guest 1887 01:32:35,240 --> 01:32:41,160 hey jayden you come and see me if you find anything okay why did you not discuss your well-paid 1888 01:32:41,160 --> 01:32:55,880 employment with jackie brosnan it's got that glove as well what does the glove do 1889 01:33:02,760 --> 01:33:06,360 go to the little tent okay where's the little tent 1890 01:33:09,160 --> 01:33:12,520 you know about the little tent the little teepee in the kids room in the house 1891 01:33:13,880 --> 01:33:14,520 that's this look 1892 01:33:22,760 --> 01:33:27,400 harry comment sample of no interest comes to one of the policemen present on the wasteland 1893 01:33:29,000 --> 01:33:40,680 what the pace it needs to get back to the fucking riveting pace that was set inside the divorced dad's gap 1894 01:33:45,240 --> 01:33:52,040 oh the little tent where's the little tent where's the little tent 1895 01:33:55,400 --> 01:33:55,880 there we go 1896 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:01,480 you never discussed it 1897 01:34:06,760 --> 01:34:20,360 harry comment the victim is lying on his back no visible signs of violence 1898 01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:24,600 fucking helpless shake the head you can look left to right 1899 01:34:27,080 --> 01:34:32,600 superficial wound on the right thigh right thigh blood analysis suggests it could be post-mortem 1900 01:34:33,560 --> 01:34:37,720 probably a scratch that occurred when the body was being moved small wound on the right thigh 1901 01:34:38,920 --> 01:34:44,680 small wounds on the tracks i don't want to go back we haven't seen all the clues don't draw the curtain for 1902 01:34:44,680 --> 01:34:45,960 fuck's sake all right 1903 01:34:50,440 --> 01:34:53,480 his face is covered with mud like the other victims 1904 01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,480 that seems to be it 1905 01:35:07,560 --> 01:35:07,960 oh no 1906 01:35:10,840 --> 01:35:15,400 there we have it again a small origami figure in the right hand i hope that's not the dad 1907 01:35:16,520 --> 01:35:21,000 fingers were probably closed after the time of death i hope that's not the dad no 1908 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:23,160 that that'd be an awful shame 1909 01:35:31,960 --> 01:35:37,960 the victim is jeremy bowls declared missing five days ago see reference file 1910 01:35:44,840 --> 01:35:45,240 where the 1911 01:35:53,240 --> 01:35:55,400 the orchid was placed on the victim's chest 1912 01:36:05,080 --> 01:36:10,600 neo-noir so now that's us we've done we've seen everything there's nothing left to see really is there 1913 01:36:12,760 --> 01:36:13,320 that's it 1914 01:36:18,920 --> 01:36:19,800 crazy bit of business 1915 01:36:19,800 --> 01:36:32,600 the 1916 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:47,800 harry comment sample of no interest comes one of the policemen present on the way to the end 1917 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:57,320 the end of the day we've done here we've seen everything we need to see can we get the 1918 01:36:57,320 --> 01:36:58,680 fuck out of here now please 1919 01:37:00,600 --> 01:37:01,800 surely that's everything 1920 01:37:14,600 --> 01:37:16,860 we often chop up our origami. 1921 01:37:20,040 --> 01:37:21,620 Follow the pollen trail. 1922 01:37:22,020 --> 01:37:23,700 But I mean, where's that leading? 1923 01:37:23,780 --> 01:37:24,640 It's not going anywhere. 1924 01:37:32,380 --> 01:37:34,080 The lack of run mechanic 1925 01:37:34,080 --> 01:37:36,300 beginning to fucking 1926 01:37:36,300 --> 01:37:39,120 strain me out here. 1927 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:39,740 The end of the trail. 1928 01:37:59,320 --> 01:38:00,520 So, uh... 1929 01:38:00,520 --> 01:38:01,660 I'm heading back to the office. 1930 01:38:01,960 --> 01:38:02,500 Staying. 1931 01:38:04,960 --> 01:38:05,880 Leave as well. 1932 01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:07,060 No, I've seen enough. 1933 01:38:07,440 --> 01:38:08,260 I'm leaving too. 1934 01:38:08,260 --> 01:38:09,260 I'm leaving too. 1935 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,440 So that's Blake, 1936 01:38:25,540 --> 01:38:26,580 the guy that I'm with here now. 1937 01:38:28,380 --> 01:38:30,760 And the other cop from before, 1938 01:38:30,860 --> 01:38:32,680 I'm not sure what his name was. 1939 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,360 Take these fucking glasses off, boy. 1940 01:38:36,360 --> 01:38:38,060 Come on. 1941 01:38:38,060 --> 01:38:51,780 Did you look at the body? 1942 01:38:51,860 --> 01:38:52,320 I did, yeah. 1943 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:55,200 We looked at all the fucking clues on that body. 1944 01:38:56,060 --> 01:38:57,220 In the little tent. 1945 01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,500 And now we get into the car. 1946 01:38:59,600 --> 01:38:59,880 Nice. 1947 01:38:59,960 --> 01:39:00,800 Bit of fucking pace. 1948 01:39:00,900 --> 01:39:02,080 The pace is back on, lads. 1949 01:39:02,160 --> 01:39:02,980 The pace is back on. 1950 01:39:03,060 --> 01:39:04,160 Sweaty fists. 1951 01:39:05,420 --> 01:39:07,140 Who do these people think they are? 1952 01:39:07,840 --> 01:39:09,160 Let's get this car started. 1953 01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:15,460 Didn't mean to get out there. 1954 01:39:15,520 --> 01:39:16,380 We need to get back in the car. 1955 01:39:16,460 --> 01:39:17,080 Sorry about that. 1956 01:39:17,360 --> 01:39:20,080 Bit of a fucking speed bump to the pace there, guys. 1957 01:39:20,320 --> 01:39:21,520 Wrong button pressed. 1958 01:39:23,100 --> 01:39:24,140 Here we are now. 1959 01:39:24,560 --> 01:39:25,260 Buckle up. 1960 01:39:25,640 --> 01:39:27,040 It's going to be a bumpy ride. 1961 01:39:27,060 --> 01:39:39,680 It's four playable characters. 1962 01:39:39,800 --> 01:39:40,760 Ethan, the dad. 1963 01:39:40,900 --> 01:39:42,980 Scott, the private detective. 1964 01:39:43,860 --> 01:39:45,260 Madison, the journalist. 1965 01:39:45,980 --> 01:39:47,500 And Nam, an FBI agent. 1966 01:39:47,980 --> 01:39:49,620 So we haven't got a journalist yet. 1967 01:39:54,620 --> 01:39:56,520 We haven't played as the journalist yet. 1968 01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:05,000 You've unlocked a new bonus. 1969 01:40:06,180 --> 01:40:07,340 Unbelievable stuff. 1970 01:40:11,020 --> 01:40:12,640 And now a Rorschach. 1971 01:40:14,380 --> 01:40:16,140 Gonna go with bat on that one. 1972 01:40:16,740 --> 01:40:17,160 A bat. 1973 01:40:20,420 --> 01:40:21,340 Fucking wolf. 1974 01:40:21,420 --> 01:40:22,000 A fox. 1975 01:40:22,780 --> 01:40:23,380 A fox. 1976 01:40:23,380 --> 01:40:26,740 Definitely a crab. 1977 01:40:28,960 --> 01:40:29,700 A crab. 1978 01:40:33,560 --> 01:40:34,200 Definitely. 1979 01:40:39,080 --> 01:40:39,640 Death. 1980 01:40:40,360 --> 01:40:40,860 Death. 1981 01:40:44,200 --> 01:40:44,740 Death. 1982 01:40:45,700 --> 01:40:46,760 Pure death, man. 1983 01:40:49,240 --> 01:40:51,520 Kind of psychiatrist you in a church. 1984 01:40:51,520 --> 01:41:05,580 I have the results of your MRI scans. 1985 01:41:06,140 --> 01:41:07,360 Everything seems to be normal. 1986 01:41:08,000 --> 01:41:08,700 There is no physical damage from the accident. 1987 01:41:08,700 --> 01:41:09,480 Who do these people think they are? 1988 01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:09,920 There is no physical damage from the accident. 1989 01:41:12,320 --> 01:41:15,220 However, I am worried about your psychological condition. 1990 01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:20,480 I know it's not easy, but you've got to start over, Ethan. 1991 01:41:21,420 --> 01:41:23,560 You're not responsible for what happened. 1992 01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:27,100 It's my fault Jason is dead. 1993 01:41:28,380 --> 01:41:30,840 He'd still be alive if I'd been looking out for him. 1994 01:41:31,240 --> 01:41:33,100 There's the confirmation that Jason's dead. 1995 01:41:33,100 --> 01:41:36,200 It's an accident. Accidents happen every day. 1996 01:41:37,200 --> 01:41:40,360 You can't blame yourself forever for your son's death. 1997 01:41:43,220 --> 01:41:44,440 How is Sean? 1998 01:41:45,920 --> 01:41:46,740 It's fine. 1999 01:41:47,740 --> 01:41:53,440 I think he resents the fact that I can't live up to his expectations. 2000 01:41:54,900 --> 01:41:58,500 I seem incapable of making his mother and him happy. 2001 01:41:59,580 --> 01:42:00,660 And what about you, Ethan? 2002 01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:02,400 What do you feel? 2003 01:42:02,980 --> 01:42:03,740 I'm fine, yeah. 2004 01:42:06,020 --> 01:42:06,780 I'm great. 2005 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:11,180 I feel sort of anesthetized. 2006 01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:12,960 As if none of this was real. 2007 01:42:13,420 --> 01:42:14,540 I'm on pills, Ethan. 2008 01:42:14,860 --> 01:42:15,860 Sometimes I tell myself 2009 01:42:15,860 --> 01:42:17,560 this whole thing is just a nightmare 2010 01:42:17,560 --> 01:42:18,900 and that I'll wake up at any moment. 2011 01:42:22,440 --> 01:42:23,560 That's just all crisps. 2012 01:42:23,560 --> 01:42:24,800 Is there something else you wanted to tell me, Ethan? 2013 01:42:29,200 --> 01:42:31,340 I fed my son crisps last... 2014 01:42:31,340 --> 01:42:33,020 crisps and pills last night. 2015 01:42:34,200 --> 01:42:34,760 Schizophrenia. 2016 01:42:35,420 --> 01:42:37,580 No. No. 2017 01:42:39,820 --> 01:42:43,620 That's the end of this session. We'll continue this conversation next week. 2018 01:42:47,580 --> 01:42:51,980 You were lucky, Ethan. It's very rare to survive such a traumatic accident. 2019 01:42:55,140 --> 01:42:57,140 I don't exactly feel lucky, doctor. 2020 01:42:57,140 --> 01:43:18,820 Back to the fucking family life now. Hopefully we get to see what the situation is with the... 2021 01:43:18,820 --> 01:43:21,800 Okay, back to Dad Simulator. Here we go. 2022 01:43:23,620 --> 01:43:24,440 How's school, son? 2023 01:43:24,440 --> 01:43:25,120 We're going to school today. 2024 01:43:26,380 --> 01:43:32,400 The teacher yelled at me for being late again. She's going to send me home the next time it happens. 2025 01:43:33,660 --> 01:43:38,360 I'm sorry about that, Sean. Next time, we'll really pull it together, okay? 2026 01:43:42,480 --> 01:43:43,820 Pull it together next time. 2027 01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:46,020 Is something the matter, Sean? 2028 01:43:49,420 --> 01:43:51,020 No, I'm alright. 2029 01:43:51,020 --> 01:43:58,900 Aren't you going to go play with the other kids? 2030 01:44:01,220 --> 01:44:02,540 I don't feel like it. 2031 01:44:06,960 --> 01:44:10,080 Do you want to eat something? 2032 01:44:10,620 --> 01:44:11,700 Want to eat some crisps? 2033 01:44:11,700 --> 01:44:25,260 run away and leave him see you later goodbye son 2034 01:44:25,260 --> 01:44:30,760 walks out in front of a car no 2035 01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:37,900 you can't leave him fucking hell 2036 01:44:37,900 --> 01:44:57,900 fun get up what about that merry-go-round I bet I can push you so fast you won't be able to stay on it great 2037 01:45:05,020 --> 01:45:15,420 I think it's gonna be a beautiful scene now I think it's going to be filled with emotion and a lovely quick time event as well 2038 01:45:17,020 --> 01:45:25,980 pump the A button to push your son press A to push son 2039 01:45:25,980 --> 01:45:31,420 go on spin that son around 2040 01:45:32,140 --> 01:45:36,540 spin that son until he takes up 2041 01:45:42,540 --> 01:45:44,140 he he he he he he 2042 01:45:44,140 --> 01:45:48,540 oh my god 2043 01:45:48,540 --> 01:45:52,540 oh my god 2044 01:45:52,540 --> 01:45:54,540 whoa I think my head is spinning 2045 01:45:54,540 --> 01:46:16,940 good training for astronauts though great stuff there are lovely scene a touching scene which brought home the feeling of love between a father and his son and the joy that that relationship can bring when faced with adversity and merry-go-rounds and now maybe let's take him over to the swing 2046 01:46:16,940 --> 01:46:27,340 you want to go play on the swing the pills are working their magic anyway I'll push you 2047 01:46:27,340 --> 01:46:29,340 okay 2048 01:46:41,340 --> 01:47:07,340 another unbelievably pace ridden quick time event let go of the swing and then you need to be you need to be faster on that fucking right hand that right analog stick this is very very intense game play definitely more intense than that warzone game we had that just preceded this particular game 2049 01:47:07,340 --> 01:47:17,340 come on dad and that's another brilliant quick time event he want the kid wants to go higher 2050 01:47:17,340 --> 01:47:31,340 it's definitely definitely definitely electric pace it's getting faster scream if you want to go faster 2051 01:47:31,340 --> 01:47:45,340 that's great stuff really it's great that he's enjoying this 2052 01:47:45,340 --> 01:47:49,340 there's one more we buy him some sweets after this one 2053 01:47:49,340 --> 01:48:03,340 vendor or something i have like a packet of strawberry flavored chewies please 2054 01:48:03,340 --> 01:48:23,340 thanks hey i got you some chewies i hate strawberry thanks it was nice of you anyway 2055 01:48:23,340 --> 01:48:33,340 let's leave that 2056 01:48:33,340 --> 01:48:37,340 what about this fucking thing over here 2057 01:48:37,340 --> 01:48:43,340 immersion at pace thank you very much we we get him on the merry-go-round 2058 01:48:43,340 --> 01:48:51,340 the french really know how to set the scene there's immersion of pace and 2059 01:48:51,340 --> 01:48:59,340 evidence to suggest that you are correct is right in front of us here as we walk through the park 2060 01:48:59,340 --> 01:49:01,340 hopefully we don't 2061 01:49:01,340 --> 01:49:05,340 lose the other fucking kid that would be a nightmare if he got ran over as well 2062 01:49:05,340 --> 01:49:13,340 what about the seesaw now we're gonna get into a seesaw mechanic i like the way they integrated the seesaw into this 2063 01:49:13,340 --> 01:49:25,340 brilliant french mines behind this section of the park 2064 01:49:25,340 --> 01:49:31,340 and this there's a father and a son playing with the the basketball in the background there 2065 01:49:31,340 --> 01:49:37,340 that's how it's done you know you don't go out in the fucking pissing rain and just don't feed your son 2066 01:49:37,340 --> 01:49:39,340 come on dad make me fly 2067 01:49:39,340 --> 01:49:41,340 make him fly 2068 01:49:41,340 --> 01:49:43,340 make him fly 2069 01:49:47,340 --> 01:49:49,340 wow 2070 01:49:49,340 --> 01:49:51,340 it's so emotionally fraught with 2071 01:49:51,340 --> 01:49:53,340 raw whining 2072 01:49:53,340 --> 01:49:55,340 pain 2073 01:49:55,340 --> 01:49:57,340 the piano 2074 01:49:57,340 --> 01:49:59,340 the forcing down of the seesaw 2075 01:49:59,340 --> 01:50:03,340 you're gonna hurt him 2076 01:50:03,340 --> 01:50:11,340 this is a metaphor for the the ups and downs of life that he's been facing as well 2077 01:50:11,340 --> 01:50:13,340 pump 2078 01:50:13,340 --> 01:50:15,340 the seesaw 2079 01:50:15,340 --> 01:50:17,340 there we go 2080 01:50:17,340 --> 01:50:19,340 great stuff 2081 01:50:19,340 --> 01:50:23,340 looks like rain's coming 2082 01:50:23,340 --> 01:50:25,340 2010 gaming 2083 01:50:25,340 --> 01:50:27,340 peak 2010 gaming says if rain 2084 01:50:27,340 --> 01:50:33,340 do you know you wouldn't guess it would you it really has stood the test of time 2085 01:50:33,340 --> 01:50:35,340 you know sometimes i remember before 2086 01:50:35,340 --> 01:50:37,340 i mean jason was still here 2087 01:50:37,340 --> 01:50:41,340 sometimes i wish everything could just be the way it was before 2088 01:50:41,340 --> 01:50:43,340 i know son i know but it can't 2089 01:50:43,340 --> 01:50:45,340 jason got ran over 2090 01:50:45,340 --> 01:50:47,340 you want some pills 2091 01:50:47,340 --> 01:50:57,340 is it tight can we not just fucking go home now and go drink some beer again 2092 01:50:57,340 --> 01:51:05,340 i hope we get to go on this merry-go-round now 2093 01:51:05,340 --> 01:51:15,340 hey dad can i ride on the carousel can i sure can this fuck all else to do 2094 01:51:15,340 --> 01:51:17,340 we have to do it as well 2095 01:51:17,340 --> 01:51:19,340 of course she of course we can son 2096 01:51:19,340 --> 01:51:21,340 the game won't advance otherwise 2097 01:51:25,340 --> 01:51:27,340 one please that's a dollar 2098 01:51:27,340 --> 01:51:29,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2099 01:51:29,340 --> 01:51:31,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2100 01:51:31,340 --> 01:51:33,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2101 01:51:33,340 --> 01:51:35,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2102 01:51:35,340 --> 01:51:37,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2103 01:51:37,340 --> 01:51:39,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2104 01:51:39,340 --> 01:51:41,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2105 01:51:41,340 --> 01:51:43,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2106 01:51:43,340 --> 01:51:45,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2107 01:51:45,340 --> 01:51:47,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2108 01:51:47,340 --> 01:51:49,340 i'm supposed to play another game of chess with thomas 2109 01:51:49,340 --> 01:51:53,340 and then the toxicology report comes back that he was 2110 01:51:53,340 --> 01:51:57,340 pure benzen benzenitis 2111 01:51:57,340 --> 01:52:01,340 mulroy thank you very very much for the tip there 2112 01:52:01,340 --> 01:52:03,340 santa's coming down your chimney 2113 01:52:03,340 --> 01:52:05,340 sag on his back 2114 01:52:05,340 --> 01:52:07,340 heaven a-bleshed heaven a-bleshed 2115 01:52:07,340 --> 01:52:09,340 and now it's another panic attack 2116 01:52:09,340 --> 01:52:13,340 haptic feedback on the joypad by the way 2117 01:52:13,340 --> 01:52:15,340 real heavy p- 2118 01:52:15,340 --> 01:52:17,340 heavy pace 2119 01:52:17,340 --> 01:52:21,340 nearly got creeled by a dumb truck 2120 01:52:21,340 --> 01:52:23,340 in the rain 2121 01:52:23,340 --> 01:52:25,340 heavy rain 2122 01:52:25,340 --> 01:52:31,340 now we're back on the street there 2123 01:52:37,340 --> 01:52:39,340 sean 2124 01:52:39,340 --> 01:52:41,340 sean 2125 01:52:41,340 --> 01:52:43,340 sean 2126 01:52:43,340 --> 01:52:45,340 sean 2127 01:52:45,340 --> 01:52:47,920 Sean! 2128 01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:50,340 Sean! 2129 01:52:50,340 --> 01:52:51,460 Sean! 2130 01:52:51,460 --> 01:52:54,880 Sean! 2131 01:52:54,880 --> 01:53:01,100 Look how fast he's running. 2132 01:53:01,100 --> 01:53:04,300 Sean! 2133 01:53:04,300 --> 01:53:06,180 Heavy rain. 2134 01:53:06,180 --> 01:53:08,580 Sean! 2135 01:53:08,580 --> 01:53:11,100 Heavy rain. 2136 01:53:11,100 --> 01:53:12,680 Sean! 2137 01:53:12,680 --> 01:53:17,300 Heavy rain. 2138 01:53:17,300 --> 01:53:22,680 By the way, I lost my son with the balloon. 2139 01:53:22,680 --> 01:53:23,920 And now he's gone. 2140 01:53:29,680 --> 01:53:31,260 Is everything OK? 2141 01:53:31,260 --> 01:53:32,180 Thank you very much. 2142 01:53:32,180 --> 01:53:36,840 Oh, he's not fucking last than the other one. 2143 01:53:36,840 --> 01:53:39,440 This guy needs-- this guy needs to be locked up. 2144 01:53:39,440 --> 01:53:41,440 Sean! 2145 01:53:41,440 --> 01:53:50,040 Bad vibes, the video game, bad vibes. 2146 01:54:10,260 --> 01:54:12,680 Maybe he's in the fucking carousel booth. 2147 01:54:12,680 --> 01:54:13,660 Sean, where are you? 2148 01:54:14,860 --> 01:54:15,400 Sean! 2149 01:54:17,240 --> 01:54:18,460 Sean, come on to fuck. 2150 01:54:19,300 --> 01:54:20,980 Stop fucking around, Sean. 2151 01:54:21,040 --> 01:54:21,520 Where are you? 2152 01:54:26,080 --> 01:54:26,680 Sean! 2153 01:54:28,180 --> 01:54:28,780 Sean! 2154 01:54:33,640 --> 01:54:34,320 Sean! 2155 01:54:37,520 --> 01:54:38,800 Sean, where are you? 2156 01:54:39,080 --> 01:54:40,560 Sean! 2157 01:54:42,400 --> 01:54:43,280 Sean! 2158 01:54:45,140 --> 01:54:46,020 Sean! 2159 01:54:46,540 --> 01:54:47,640 Fucking hell. 2160 01:54:50,780 --> 01:54:53,040 It's very, it's very immersive. 2161 01:54:53,320 --> 01:54:54,340 It's very French. 2162 01:54:54,440 --> 01:54:55,760 It's got a lot of intrigue. 2163 01:54:56,140 --> 01:54:57,280 It's pissing down. 2164 01:54:59,280 --> 01:54:59,740 Sean! 2165 01:55:00,540 --> 01:55:01,720 Check the fridge. 2166 01:55:01,920 --> 01:55:02,480 Get a beer. 2167 01:55:04,480 --> 01:55:05,120 Sean! 2168 01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:06,840 Benzo ball. 2169 01:55:07,840 --> 01:55:08,680 Benzo ball. 2170 01:55:12,680 --> 01:55:13,540 Fucking hell, man. 2171 01:55:15,140 --> 01:55:16,000 What time is it? 2172 01:55:16,400 --> 01:55:17,260 Come on, Sean. 2173 01:55:20,260 --> 01:55:22,100 Get on the pills. 2174 01:55:22,100 --> 01:55:27,180 Shoot some fucking hoops, man. 2175 01:55:28,180 --> 01:55:30,680 Sean will turn up. 2176 01:55:30,900 --> 01:55:31,060 Sean will turn up. 2177 01:55:31,060 --> 01:55:32,040 He always does. 2178 01:55:32,040 --> 01:55:33,740 It's the other one that didn't. 2179 01:55:35,740 --> 01:55:36,280 Sean! 2180 01:55:36,740 --> 01:55:38,880 Oh, for fuck's sake. 2181 01:55:47,280 --> 01:55:48,660 Nobber McMuck. 2182 01:55:48,720 --> 01:55:52,100 Thank you very, very much for your kindhard and generous tip there. 2183 01:55:52,620 --> 01:55:55,120 Bad vibes and French culture, you see. 2184 01:55:55,700 --> 01:55:59,300 Oh, what a fucking disaster this is now. 2185 01:55:59,540 --> 01:56:01,640 And another origami. 2186 01:56:01,820 --> 01:56:02,840 And Sean's fucking... 2187 01:56:03,560 --> 01:56:05,340 Gone. 2188 01:56:09,020 --> 01:56:11,840 I don't know whether to fucking feel sorry for this conter. 2189 01:56:12,300 --> 01:56:13,080 Call the cops. 2190 01:56:13,160 --> 01:56:14,180 He should be locked up. 2191 01:56:15,420 --> 01:56:18,100 Social services need to check in with this guy. 2192 01:56:18,200 --> 01:56:19,360 Very fucking rapid. 2193 01:56:19,880 --> 01:56:21,940 I think you have unlocked a new bonus. 2194 01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:25,400 We're going to leave it there for tonight. 2195 01:56:25,500 --> 01:56:26,260 It's half two. 2196 01:56:26,260 --> 01:56:33,640 Look, it's been an emotional rollercoaster of a fucking situation with this guy. 2197 01:56:38,080 --> 01:56:39,840 Crazy bit of business altogether. 2198 01:56:40,980 --> 01:56:47,240 But we will continue due forth as and when we can. 2199 01:56:47,700 --> 01:56:53,220 I don't know about you, but I'm absolutely hankering for the next chapter of this. 2200 01:56:54,420 --> 01:56:55,160 Big time. 2201 01:56:55,320 --> 01:56:56,180 Can't wait for it. 2202 01:56:57,120 --> 01:56:59,400 It's got a lot going for it. 2203 01:57:01,740 --> 01:57:04,980 And now he's being arrested for being a shit dad. 2204 01:57:09,320 --> 01:57:12,600 I'm sure I've just seen Stone Cold Steve Austin there. 2205 01:57:17,300 --> 01:57:18,100 Okay, right. 2206 01:57:19,100 --> 01:57:20,020 That is it. 2207 01:57:20,120 --> 01:57:21,260 Sean Dyche. 2208 01:57:21,380 --> 01:57:22,060 Jaws 2. 2209 01:57:22,200 --> 01:57:22,960 Cruise Control. 2210 01:57:23,080 --> 01:57:24,960 The game is 10 years old, says Jonathan. 2211 01:57:24,960 --> 01:57:26,000 It doesn't feel like it. 2212 01:57:26,040 --> 01:57:27,740 It feels so fresh. 2213 01:57:28,140 --> 01:57:29,980 It feels very fresh indeed. 2214 01:57:31,980 --> 01:57:33,180 It's heavy rain. 2215 01:57:33,880 --> 01:57:34,520 Pissed wet. 2216 01:57:34,920 --> 01:57:35,700 It's insane. 2217 01:57:35,900 --> 01:57:37,000 It's a lot of bad vibes. 2218 01:57:37,060 --> 01:57:37,860 A lot of emotions. 2219 01:57:38,320 --> 01:57:39,580 It's been up. 2220 01:57:39,900 --> 01:57:40,640 It's been down. 2221 01:57:40,800 --> 01:57:41,520 Mostly down. 2222 01:57:42,060 --> 01:57:42,460 Actually. 2223 01:57:44,180 --> 01:57:45,780 There's a lot of pills being popped. 2224 01:57:45,780 --> 01:57:47,020 There's drinks being taken. 2225 01:57:47,560 --> 01:57:50,520 There's clowns with balloons and kids going missing. 2226 01:57:50,700 --> 01:57:52,160 It's not right. 2227 01:57:52,360 --> 01:57:53,140 But come back. 2228 01:57:53,200 --> 01:57:54,940 We're going to solve this mystery next time. 2229 01:57:55,140 --> 01:57:56,700 I can guarantee it. 2230 01:57:57,160 --> 01:57:57,540 Tom? 2231 01:57:59,480 --> 01:58:01,220 I have no idea what's going on. 2232 01:58:01,260 --> 01:58:04,480 It's just been a black screen for me for best part of two hours now. 2233 01:58:04,680 --> 01:58:06,620 I had a nap. 2234 01:58:06,940 --> 01:58:07,560 Sean, is it? 2235 01:58:09,320 --> 01:58:10,380 Sean, indeed, Tom. 2236 01:58:10,460 --> 01:58:10,860 Sean, indeed. 2237 01:58:11,340 --> 01:58:12,380 Look, we'll talk to you later on. 2238 01:58:12,440 --> 01:58:14,060 Thanks very much for joining us tonight. 2239 01:58:14,260 --> 01:58:16,120 And we'll see you later on. 2240 01:58:16,200 --> 01:58:17,280 Toosla Simulator. 2241 01:58:17,440 --> 01:58:19,400 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2242 01:58:19,860 --> 01:58:20,980 We'll talk to you later, lads. 2243 01:58:21,700 --> 01:58:22,740 Best of luck. 2244 01:58:24,860 --> 01:58:27,980 Sean is still a problem in heavy rain. 2245 01:58:28,780 --> 01:58:29,900 Good night and God bless. 2246 01:58:29,900 --> 01:58:30,700 Moondust. 2247 01:58:32,100 --> 01:58:35,600 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2248 01:58:35,940 --> 01:58:36,260 Moondust. 2249 01:58:36,260 --> 01:58:39,240 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. 2250 01:58:39,260 --> 01:58:39,980 Moondust is still a problem. 2251 01:58:41,640 --> 01:58:42,140 Moondust. 2252 01:58:47,380 --> 01:58:47,860 Moondust. 2253 01:58:50,180 --> 01:58:50,700 Moondust. 2254 01:58:50,700 --> 01:58:51,700 Moondust. 2255 01:58:59,900 --> 01:59:01,300 Still a black screen, actually. 2256 01:59:01,620 --> 01:59:03,100 It's not changed at all. 2257 01:59:04,700 --> 01:59:05,820 Thanks very much there. 2258 01:59:05,920 --> 01:59:07,060 Sorry to come back there. 2259 01:59:07,140 --> 01:59:08,060 Thanks very much for the tip. 2260 01:59:08,140 --> 01:59:10,280 A tip just came through as we were about to shut down there. 2261 01:59:10,340 --> 01:59:12,260 I didn't want to go away without saying thanks. 2262 01:59:12,320 --> 01:59:13,260 Thanks very much for that. 2263 01:59:13,400 --> 01:59:14,080 And remember, 2264 01:59:14,680 --> 01:59:16,540 Moondust is still a problem. 2265 01:59:16,540 --> 01:59:17,620 Moondust. 2266 01:59:17,620 --> 01:59:23,320 Moondust. 2267 01:59:25,680 --> 01:59:26,880 Moondust is still a problem. 2268 01:59:28,500 --> 01:59:29,040 Moondust. 2269 01:59:34,180 --> 01:59:34,660 Moondust. 2270 01:59:34,660 --> 01:59:35,060 Sean. 2271 01:59:37,060 --> 01:59:37,620 Moondust. 2272 01:59:37,780 --> 01:59:38,100 Sean. 2273 01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:43,900 Sean. 2274 01:59:43,900 --> 02:00:00,000 Moon dust.