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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Moon Dust

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Thank you.

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Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Thank you.

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Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

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Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust.

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Moon dust. With that monkey have dictated a sad and bleak reality. The landscape of the world. The state of the world at the moment.

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That little guy Charlie. A totemic figure in the Simeon world. And a fellow who's certainly making a splash it would seem. Out here on the big stage.

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On the big big stage.

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Brooklyn. Did they ever find that small dog like Simeon? It doesn't seem seems to have happened yet. Brooklyn, Lukey, thank you very, very much for your tip.

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Moon dust is still a problem.

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And you've attached a tribute. Let's have a look at that.

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Moon dust.

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Hello to all ye who are here. This is a Situation Room special we've got here. A tip is coming from Brooklyn, Lukey.

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And attached to it, it seems to be a tribute. One, two, three, four, five situation tune. Let's see what we're dealing with here. It could be interesting.

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I don't want to fucking build it up too much. Let's just see.

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Welcome there, Niall O'Connor, Michael, Andy, Nathan, Hype, Sammy, Boom Boom, Brooklyn.

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It's funny, actually, Brooklyn, that you should send something like this on because I have been toiling away on my own little bit of side business making a one, two, three, four, five situation.

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So I hope you haven't trumped what I've got to make. I'll play my one first and then we'll see what level or should we play your, yeah, I'll play my one. We'll see how it goes.

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Thank you very much for the tip, Sammy the street dog. Thank you very much. This is my one, two, three, four, five. This isn't Luke's or Brooklyn Luke's.

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This is my one, folks. Spent five hours making this. Didn't even sleep.

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It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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That is how far I got.

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Let's see what we're dealing with here.

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Let's see what we're dealing with here from Luke.

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It looks pretty fucking...

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It looks legit.

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Application audio.

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Let's make sure we've got the audio turned up for this.

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That's the fucking Firefox.

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And then that's turned up.

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And then this is us.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

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Thank you.

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Lovely.

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Have you heard that?

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One, two, three, four, five.

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In the background.

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Lovely.

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Lovely.

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1, 2, 3, RIE Situation.

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1, 2, 3, RIE Situation.

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1, 2, 3, RIE Situation.

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1, 2, 3, RIE Situation.

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Lovely.

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1, 2, 3, RIE Situation.

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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Beautiful stuff

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Absolutely well and truly

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un-be-fucking-lievable

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It was

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It shits all over my attempt

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and

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it's multi-layered

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it's multi-faceted

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I'd love to know

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I'd love to have seen the working process

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behind that as well

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There was some lovely

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digital piano

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and some of those little bits of

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haunting kind of background

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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really caught me off guard as well

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Beautiful stuff from Brooklyn there

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Thanks very much for that

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We're about to get evil

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Thank you very much there

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Wall of Sound

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We haven't heard

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piano riffage like that

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since Brubeck

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and Take 5

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says Nathan

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Take 5 and 5-4

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has nothing on it

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The reviews are in

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It's a resounding success

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numerical success

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B-Man MEP

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How are you Nathan?

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Boom boom

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Win incoming

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And Sammy

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The street dog

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Thank you very much

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for your kind and generous tip

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It's a

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It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

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Let me

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take down that window

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And we're going into the war zone now

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I'm not going to lie to you

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We're dropping into the war zone

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again

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for reasons

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known only to myself

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That is to say

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I can't stop

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playing this particular game

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Despite

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repeated calls

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for me to play another game

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or even go back to the

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heavy rain

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I'm sure I'll try

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I'll try

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at some stage

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to get that going on

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but look at that

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we've

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a 35

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ping game going here

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Let's hope for a

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fucking great situation

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Dropping into the

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Shania Twain

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like it

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ain't no thing

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1, 2, 1, 2

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Oh we've got that

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We've got the voice

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We've got the voice on

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Stoned him

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He's got the voice on

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Stoned him

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5th of November

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Not for us

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Bypass

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Thank you very much

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for the bypass

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You already gave me

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a fucking triple heart

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bypass shock

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with that beautiful

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beautiful tip

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Shock to the system

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It's true

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It's a shock to me

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and it's a shock to you

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Someone's gonna get

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a Semtex

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to the neck

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1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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Turn your TV up

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No game audio

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Are you serious?

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No game audio

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Ping

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Andy the Fork

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says no game audio

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Is there

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It's just low volume

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Let's turn it up

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Let's crank it up

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to the gigawatts

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I think maybe the voice

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is too loud

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1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2

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Tom are you there?

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Can you

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Are you still with us Tom?

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I am indeed

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I'm well and truly here

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I'm ready to rock

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Yeah you should be

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Okay that's just about audible

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Let's see what happens

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when we fire a few rounds

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Yeah we're hitting the yellows

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just about there

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So maybe a little bit higher

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and that's great

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Yeah thanks for that

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Thanks for letting us know there

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about that

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in the chat there

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seem a little bit distant

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and unable to answer your queries

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as and when they pour in

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at the moment in time

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they

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happen to pour in

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It's a rich tapestry of work

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we're trying to cultivate here

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It's grand now

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says Riley

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That's great stuff as well

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I'm gonna fucking take a pistol

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just for the sake of being able

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to run like fuck

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RLF vibes

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It's a vibey one

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Whisper of the Heart style

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And we're off to a lovely start

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Pick up the Uzi there

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and that's nice as well

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We

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will get our own little Uzi

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in our loadout soon enough

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which has been modificationized

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with a beautiful stock

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I put a stock on it last night

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after the

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I got done in

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on a fucking stairwell

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by a bad lad

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even though I'd filled him

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half full of lead

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He still managed to come back

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and come back fighting

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come back fighting strong

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It's about creating your boundaries

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It's about tempering expectations

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reasonable

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world view

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and open mind

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regarding the immediate vicinity

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of your location

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Taking into account

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all those factors

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Putting them into a big pot

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cooking them up

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and saying yes

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we're here

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we've got a nice pot of dinner

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and anybody

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who is here

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is welcome to try it

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within reason

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You've washed your hands as well

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because a lot of it

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is finger food

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A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation

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As we speak

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we're going into it

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and we're going into it strong

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and we're hoping to make

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great ground

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because yesterday

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it was too much

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it was 5 hours

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but there were only

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say 2

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or 3

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there was 2 or 3

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standout games

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that really

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really

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took us onto

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a new

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pattern of gameplay

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economics

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and we're going to get

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our beautiful Uzi now

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which has got

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a wire

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tactical stock

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attached to it

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That's nice

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I've decided to

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put in

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some brand new

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bullets

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into the fucking

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AK-47

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which

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00:15:27,820 --> 00:15:29,580
have a higher range

293
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of velocity

294
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They are

295
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not over pressured

296
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I can't remember

297
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:35,160
what they are

298
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but they're not

299
00:15:35,780 --> 00:15:36,740
hollow point either

300
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there's something else

301
00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:38,300
about them

302
00:15:38,300 --> 00:15:40,800
Tell you what

303
00:15:40,800 --> 00:15:41,940
We're as well

304
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:42,860
to fucking throw down

305
00:15:42,860 --> 00:15:44,340
the marker here

306
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just in case

307
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somebody decides

308
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to take up

309
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a brand new position

310
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Where

311
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,720
where are the tangos

312
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is right

313
00:15:57,160 --> 00:15:57,700
we've got

314
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nearly enough dollars

315
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for a radar

316
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a localized radar

317
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:13,040
and hopefully

318
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we don't get

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fucking

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slotted

321
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and we haven't

322
00:16:21,340 --> 00:16:21,960
been slotted

323
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and we know

324
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:23,340
what's going on

325
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:23,580
there's a

326
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fella right up there

327
00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:25,680
is he alive

328
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is he dead

329
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let's throw

330
00:16:26,900 --> 00:16:27,500
something up there

331
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:28,240
and see what we can

332
00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:38,640
He's moved

333
00:16:38,640 --> 00:16:39,340
he's on the ground

334
00:16:39,340 --> 00:16:44,960
He's got a shotgun

335
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:53,900
Oh you fucker

336
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,780
Sorry about that

337
00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:56,840
and I had the

338
00:16:56,840 --> 00:16:57,620
microphone open

339
00:16:57,620 --> 00:16:58,620
Oh no I didn't

340
00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,560
It still heard me though

341
00:17:00,560 --> 00:17:02,420
That must mean

342
00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:02,920
the microphone

343
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,160
on the control pad

344
00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:04,340
is

345
00:17:04,340 --> 00:17:05,540
No that's not right

346
00:17:05,540 --> 00:17:05,780
either

347
00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:06,600
Where's the microphone

348
00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,080
come from

349
00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:08,980
One two

350
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:09,560
One two

351
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,060
One two

352
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:14,820
One two

353
00:17:14,820 --> 00:17:15,300
One two

354
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:16,060
One two

355
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:16,780
Manunu

356
00:17:16,780 --> 00:17:20,060
Fuck

357
00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,520
Yeah sorry

358
00:17:21,520 --> 00:17:22,200
It was tasty

359
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,080
language for the

360
00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:23,660
time of morning

361
00:17:23,660 --> 00:17:24,100
that's in it

362
00:17:24,100 --> 00:17:24,540
but I mean

363
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:27,260
What kind of a world

364
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:28,080
are we living in here

365
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:35,440
He did well

366
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,160
He did well

367
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:36,680
to fucking

368
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:37,460
hit me with the

369
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:38,120
sniper rifle

370
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:38,660
considering

371
00:17:38,660 --> 00:17:40,180
I'd

372
00:17:40,180 --> 00:17:41,420
thrown a fucking

373
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:42,420
stun grenade at him

374
00:17:42,420 --> 00:17:44,980
Maybe the

375
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:45,780
redemption arc

376
00:17:45,780 --> 00:17:46,500
will be good

377
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:47,500
We'll head down

378
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,620
and try out

379
00:17:48,620 --> 00:17:49,060
our hand

380
00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:49,620
there's a brand

381
00:17:49,620 --> 00:17:50,760
new redemption arc

382
00:17:50,760 --> 00:18:07,480
What?

383
00:18:07,480 --> 00:18:19,820
Definitely not a

384
00:18:19,820 --> 00:18:20,200
one two

385
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:20,960
three four five

386
00:18:20,960 --> 00:18:21,500
situation

387
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:22,380
and yet again

388
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,400
a big

389
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:25,080
time

390
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,880
let down

391
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,480
for the stream

392
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:29,320
a big time

393
00:18:29,320 --> 00:18:29,900
let down

394
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:31,280
for everybody

395
00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:32,440
involved in this

396
00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,760
what was

397
00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,320
potentially gonna be

398
00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,360
a one two three four five

399
00:18:36,360 --> 00:18:37,020
situation

400
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:48,800
It's a one two three four five situation

401
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,780
a one two three four five situation

402
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:52,780
a one two three four five situation

403
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:57,840
Sorry I'll refrain from playing that until we actually are faced with

404
00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:05,040
an uno dos tres cuatro cinco situation on this

405
00:19:05,040 --> 00:19:08,480
absolutely unbelievable

406
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,840
It's easy to fix this

407
00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:11,320
play a different game

408
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,200
says CMOS

409
00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:16,560
That's a brand new thought that we've never had before here

410
00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:21,120
and I'm not particularly too sure whether or not we're gonna entertain it

411
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:31,600
Thanks very much for lending that information towards us and we'll direct it towards a filing cabinet at pace

412
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:42,920
Still no word on that beautiful beautiful cappuccino which has gone missing in a big big and scary way

413
00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:46,460
Theo thank you very much I hope you're getting on well you say love the streams

414
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:50,380
and I and love any numbered situations unfortunately

415
00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:59,600
that's nice even though it's nice to hear it's not what we want to be delivering at all any numbered situations

416
00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:03,580
it's great that the option is out there for us to deliver that and for someone to be

417
00:20:03,580 --> 00:20:10,500
responsive and receptive to that but what we want is a specific numerical situation

418
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:14,960
I'm not going to go into great detail right now about what that situation is

419
00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:20,880
All that needs to be said Theo is thank you very much for the tip and I hope you're getting on well

420
00:20:24,320 --> 00:20:31,200
Yep it's definitely a numerical situation we've we've helped on about a few times on this stream

421
00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:38,160
whether or not we're going to reach that is another issue entirely what do you think went wrong with that last one?

422
00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:47,040
I think it was a plain and simple not thinking too hard about it situation and

423
00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,200
It's definitely not what we want to happen

424
00:20:52,080 --> 00:20:57,520
We went in balls to the wall just a little bit too early you know it's it's early doors it's early days

425
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:02,560
sometimes things like this happen let's change the fucking loadout in fairness to high alert

426
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:14,480
You can't swap your perks on the fly huh? Preset packages? No? Custom packages perk package too that's what we want?

427
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:23,280
Beautiful that's us this is it this is why we were fucked yesterday this is what we weren't looking at the high alert this was

428
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:30,880
information that was dispatched to us by Steve Jennings five days ago maybe. Thank you very much sir Sheikhan for the tip

429
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:37,120
I hope you're getting on well hope you're well hot and I'm gonna kick your ham ass thank you very much for your tip there

430
00:21:37,600 --> 00:21:41,360
Very very kind idea and tempos while tuning in from Edinburgh international airport

431
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:47,520
No better place to watch what will potentially be one of the greatest

432
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:53,200
Spectacles this channel has ever seen in the war zone sphere

433
00:21:55,040 --> 00:22:01,120
Just pick down my face there. I see the chroma key is having a wild time

434
00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,000
Adjusting to my face, so let's just see if we can bring that down a touch

435
00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,520
Bring that down a touch and I think that should be less

436
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:19,520
Shit but still shit in some form maybe down by the side of me here. Yeah looks a bit shit down there

437
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:25,760
But targets are marked on your tag mask look there's no time to worry about not that now not when we're in the middle of something like this

438
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:31,680
I'm gonna kick your ham ass and there's a sweet victory incoming according to Niall and uh great to have

439
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:38,960
Andrew tate in the chat who says I might be controversial, but we can all come together for a francis victory no matter what your beliefs are

440
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:43,680
On human trafficking. I didn't see the end bit there look. I don't agree with that

441
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:51,920
Think look we all have a position. We need to stick by it. We can't be fluid on that. We need to be solid

442
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:57,360
We need to be very clear and we need to be in unison against

443
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:06,640
Those those bad practices look at this guy over here. What kind of a situation did he think he was getting himself into by by landing there?

444
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:08,640
There

445
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:34,640
So he's over the next gaff

446
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:46,640
We'll we'll situation him

447
00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:58,240
It's a one two three four five situation

448
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,240
I'm gonna be kidding

449
00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:02,240
I'm

450
00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:04,240
I'm

451
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,240
I'm

452
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,080
Yes, right through the fucking nightmare sheet that was used to

453
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:42,160
sequester lads away from prying eyes. I do believe I've been given

454
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,400
God-given rights to exercise my rights to kill

455
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:56,080
Other lemons that are fucking lying down prone or hiding behind sheets of tarpaulin the likes of which has never been seen before such cowardice

456
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:00,240
And he's left me a gasser. That's great

457
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:07,440
That's what happens when cowardice meets avarice

458
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:13,440
Lovely lovely lovely lovely bit of avarice there

459
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:21,600
Let's try and take this into the next realm another bit of avarice coming right up. There's a guy down there. What are you gonna do?

460
00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:24,160
Could you Michael be him?

461
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:29,440
Let's track him, let's track him. Nobody wants a trackage.

462
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:59,420
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

463
00:25:59,420 --> 00:26:22,320
No effects on target. No effects. Shit. Shit. We need to get upstairs. Where's the fucking staircase for this? Friendly loadout drops on the way.

464
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:35,320
Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.

465
00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:50,060
Off. No. Just shit. Just absolute shit. It's so embarrassing Tom. It's so fucking embarrassing for me.

466
00:26:50,320 --> 00:27:04,020
You have to remember that you've... Just don't worry about people, the idea that people are watching this. Try to fucking just stay in your zone.

467
00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:32,020
What? Fuck me man. It's getting harder. It's getting harder every year.

468
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:34,020
Got gas moving in.

469
00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:40,020
We're being put... Don't worry about what just happened there.

470
00:27:42,020 --> 00:27:47,020
We're just being put into a fucking heavy lobby that the heavy boys are in and that's not great there look.

471
00:27:53,020 --> 00:27:57,020
Great stuff. A waste of my time that was.

472
00:28:01,020 --> 00:28:05,020
Thank you very much.

473
00:28:05,020 --> 00:28:11,020
Thank you very much March. Happy New Year. Great to see the streams back. Thank you very much. Very very very much. Thank you very very very much March.

474
00:28:11,020 --> 00:28:25,020
I hope and see much more March. Over the coming year. Black site key down there look. Let's hope this guy doesn't have his own little bit of sniper technology with him.

475
00:28:25,020 --> 00:28:43,020
Duel wielding pistols. This is always a lovely little...

476
00:28:43,020 --> 00:28:47,020
Favourite of mine. It's the dual mine setup.

477
00:28:47,020 --> 00:29:03,020
Ok. So that's 2200 euros that we have there.

478
00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:05,020
What we'll do is...

479
00:29:05,020 --> 00:29:07,020
Take that...

480
00:29:07,020 --> 00:29:13,020
Lovely self revive there and move a pace towards a safer house with more money in it.

481
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:29,020
You wouldn't get this crack down in Montecito.

482
00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:35,020
Where's the fucking parachute lads?

483
00:29:35,020 --> 00:29:37,020
Ken, thank you very much Ken.

484
00:29:41,020 --> 00:29:42,020
Very kind of you Ken.

485
00:29:42,020 --> 00:29:45,020
Let's try and get this done for Ken in a big massive way.

486
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,020
Yep Ken and March.

487
00:29:50,020 --> 00:29:52,020
Two guys who are really helping...

488
00:29:54,020 --> 00:29:55,020
Support...

489
00:29:55,020 --> 00:29:56,020
A just...

490
00:29:56,020 --> 00:29:57,020
Cause...

491
00:29:57,020 --> 00:29:58,020
Which is...

492
00:29:58,020 --> 00:29:59,020
The attempt at a world...

493
00:29:59,020 --> 00:30:00,020
Record...

494
00:30:00,020 --> 00:30:01,020
Lovely win.

495
00:30:01,020 --> 00:30:02,020
And look at this.

496
00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:04,020
This guy better move his ass.

497
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:06,020
We're getting shot from behind.

498
00:30:06,020 --> 00:30:07,020
There's a guy down the side.

499
00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,020
And another fella here at the...

500
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:10,020
The radar antenna.

501
00:30:22,020 --> 00:30:26,020
I'd say it's an upstairs situation that we're gonna be dealing with right here right now.

502
00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:31,020
Thank you very much Flem bag and 9 miljo...

503
00:30:32,020 --> 00:30:33,020
Early bird.

504
00:30:34,020 --> 00:30:35,020
Worm catcher.

505
00:30:49,020 --> 00:30:51,020
Not a great gun for range this.

506
00:30:51,020 --> 00:30:52,020
So I mean...

507
00:30:52,020 --> 00:30:55,020
If we're waiting for someone to pop out of the woodwork down there by the car...

508
00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:57,020
That could be real big time folly...

509
00:30:58,020 --> 00:30:59,020
Folly work.

510
00:30:59,020 --> 00:31:00,020
And look at this.

511
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:02,020
We're already getting a bit of folly work right in now.

512
00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,020
Just as I...

513
00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:04,020
Laid claim.

514
00:31:08,020 --> 00:31:09,020
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

515
00:31:09,020 --> 00:31:10,020
It's like that.

516
00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:13,020
The gas is closing in.

517
00:31:13,020 --> 00:31:14,020
Gas is closing in.

518
00:31:21,020 --> 00:31:22,020
It's not working.

519
00:31:23,020 --> 00:31:24,020
Oh no, there's another...

520
00:31:24,020 --> 00:31:27,020
There's another man on the overpass beside us, Tom.

521
00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:28,020
Beside us, Tom.

522
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:29,020
But watch out some bitches next time.

523
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,020
Definitely wasn't.

524
00:31:30,020 --> 00:31:31,020
That was such a 3-2-1.

525
00:31:31,020 --> 00:31:32,020
You need to get the 1-2-3.

526
00:31:32,020 --> 00:31:33,020
You're going backwards.

527
00:31:33,020 --> 00:31:34,020
You're going backwards at 7:56 AM.

528
00:31:34,020 --> 00:31:35,020
And you're moving towards...

529
00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:36,020
A terrible...

530
00:31:36,020 --> 00:31:37,020
...sequence of events here.

531
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:40,020
You need to get the 1, 2, 3, it's... you're going backwards!

532
00:31:40,820 --> 00:31:43,520
You're going backwards at 7:56 AM!

533
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:46,020
And you're... you're moving towards...

534
00:31:46,620 --> 00:31:47,620
...a terrible...

535
00:31:49,620 --> 00:31:51,620
...sequence of events here.

536
00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:55,520
It's not great.

537
00:31:56,020 --> 00:31:57,520
It's really not great at all.

538
00:32:03,520 --> 00:32:04,520
Fuckin' hell.

539
00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:06,020
Thank you very much, though.

540
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:07,320
They're on my line.

541
00:32:08,520 --> 00:32:11,820
Thank you very much, though, to Flembag and Naimildjil.

542
00:32:11,820 --> 00:32:13,320
They're very, very kind, yeah.

543
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:18,820
And just unfortunate that your good wishes and well wishes and beautiful tippage...

544
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:23,820
...isn't being vindicated with the...

545
00:32:24,820 --> 00:32:29,820
...strategy, the execution, the whirlwind, assault...

546
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:32,320
...assault and pepper...

547
00:32:33,820 --> 00:32:35,620
...that you're hoping to achieve here.

548
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:37,620
...watching from Thailand, says Ken.

549
00:32:37,820 --> 00:32:39,620
That's an incredible piece...

550
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:41,120
...of news altogether.

551
00:32:41,120 --> 00:32:44,620
You must be at five or six hours ahead.

552
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:48,120
Must be like one in the afternoon there.

553
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:51,120
Feels like home watching the Viper die repeatedly.

554
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,120
...that's great news.

555
00:32:52,120 --> 00:32:54,120
And thank you very much to March, who says, "Happy New Year."

556
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:55,120
Great to see the streams back.

557
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,620
And I'm gonna kick your ham ass.

558
00:32:56,620 --> 00:32:57,620
Very kind, yeah.

559
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,120
And...

560
00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,620
...sheekin.

561
00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,620
Very kind, yeah, as well.

562
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:12,620
At this early stage of the day, it's not really too much of a fucking shock that we haven't hit a dedicated and fantastic stride just yet.

563
00:33:12,620 --> 00:33:14,620
The moondust is still settling.

564
00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,120
But remember...

565
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,120
...I am the lord of tea and toast.

566
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:20,620
...I am the lord of tea and toast.

567
00:33:20,620 --> 00:33:22,620
...I am the lord of tea and toast.

568
00:33:22,620 --> 00:33:23,620
...

569
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,620
...

570
00:33:25,620 --> 00:33:26,620
...

571
00:33:26,620 --> 00:33:28,120
I'm just gonna...

572
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:31,120
...for a little bit of inspiration here.

573
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:36,120
I just want to pump out that jam again from the 1-2-3-4 situation from Brooklyn Lukey.

574
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:38,120
It was a beautiful piece of pudding.

575
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:43,120
Multi-layered, multi-faceted, multi-talented.

576
00:33:43,120 --> 00:34:00,620
...

577
00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:04,620
Real things coming, big packages!

578
00:34:04,620 --> 00:34:15,120
...

579
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:17,120
...

580
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,120
...

581
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:25,120
...

582
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,120
...

583
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:31,120
...

584
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:57,620
...

585
00:34:57,620 --> 00:34:59,620
...

586
00:34:59,620 --> 00:35:10,120
...

587
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:10,120
...

588
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:37,900
Beautiful. Very very beautiful in a number of intriguing and amazing ways. It's time for a vibe

589
00:35:37,900 --> 00:36:05,680
shift. It's time for a sea change. It's time to say yes we've seen what's come before us and no we're not going to put up with any more of that crack. Let's get this done. Let's get it done now. Let's get it done today before the year is over and then we can all go home singing a different kind of song. Clicking our heels and saying yes.

590
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:18,700
This was the day in which we made it. History got done. You were either there or you weren't there at all. But I know well where I was and I know well where I'd rather be. Where I want to be. When shit goes down.

591
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:40,080
You might be thinking. I'm thinking of bowing out another five hours of this shit. Are you fucking serious? But tell me this. When shit goes down and I come. I come out the other end of this smelling of fucking roses with a number of body bags to my name. Where the fuck do you want to be when that happens?

592
00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:52,540
And you know what? You don't even need to answer it. Because I know. Unfortunately Tempo is watching this on a 140p situation. That's no good for anyone.

593
00:36:56,260 --> 00:36:57,120
Fucking hell.

594
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:01,940
What? What?

595
00:37:09,140 --> 00:37:13,820
Just so fucking poor. So poor and shit.

596
00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:27,800
I am aghast. I am absolutely aghast. I just feels like the fucking aim has gone out of my soul.

597
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:43,740
Missed me. Fuck me.

598
00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,720
Computer games.

599
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:56,960
We're back in it.

600
00:37:57,540 --> 00:38:00,460
We were down in the fucking doldrums a minute ago.

601
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:03,320
Now life has never felt so good.

602
00:38:03,900 --> 00:38:05,380
We just need to get another

603
00:38:05,380 --> 00:38:07,880
Gulag buyback pack

604
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:10,220
In case we get fucking Gulag'd again.

605
00:38:10,340 --> 00:38:12,360
There's a very good chance that's gonna happen.

606
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:13,860
Look at this guy on the quad.

607
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:25,720
As I was saying.

608
00:38:28,180 --> 00:38:29,800
When it absolutely goes

609
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,860
tits up

610
00:38:30,860 --> 00:38:32,560
It's very easy to say

611
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,100
Yeah I'm bowing out.

612
00:38:34,100 --> 00:38:36,240
But where the fuck do you wanna be?

613
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:38,340
When the results come in.

614
00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:40,840
And it's a great night for everyone.

615
00:38:42,200 --> 00:38:43,220
Where do you wanna be?

616
00:38:43,940 --> 00:38:44,800
I dare say you

617
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:45,600
You'd rather be

618
00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:46,420
Nowhere else

619
00:38:46,420 --> 00:38:47,060
Other than

620
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,500
In front of the fucking screen.

621
00:38:48,760 --> 00:38:49,740
Or have the phone up

622
00:38:49,740 --> 00:38:51,060
Witnessing that win.

623
00:38:51,540 --> 00:38:53,580
I'm so glad that phones have been made

624
00:38:53,580 --> 00:38:54,840
With screens in them now

625
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,680
So that people can

626
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,600
Witness

627
00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,400
The type of stuff I'm about to achieve

628
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:03,260
At any given moment.

629
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:06,980
I wonder where that sniper is

630
00:39:06,980 --> 00:39:07,440
Is he?

631
00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:19,340
I'm just gonna test out this yoke here.

632
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:19,840
I know we've

633
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:21,780
We're wasting it but

634
00:39:21,780 --> 00:39:23,040
Do you wanna see

635
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,640
Does it track a target?

636
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,580
I've never used one of these

637
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:31,960
Properly or to any drastic effect.

638
00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,260
I'm more of an RPG man myself.

639
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:44,860
That would be ace.

640
00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,220
That would be fucking class

641
00:39:46,220 --> 00:39:46,760
If that works.

642
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:48,640
Whoa.

643
00:39:48,860 --> 00:39:49,700
It landed didn't it?

644
00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,080
It landed.

645
00:39:52,980 --> 00:39:53,840
Took a while.

646
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,820
But your man knew exactly what was going on.

647
00:39:58,300 --> 00:39:59,140
What about this?

648
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:07,660
It'd be fucking beautiful if that worked.

649
00:40:07,740 --> 00:40:07,860
Look.

650
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,300
That's fucking class.

651
00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:13,980
I mean there's a long lead time on it

652
00:40:13,980 --> 00:40:14,140
And

653
00:40:14,140 --> 00:40:16,500
Gives your man a chance to get away

654
00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,380
But let's test out this new bit of kit as well.

655
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:21,380
Fucking portable fly drone.

656
00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:23,460
The enemy lost track of you.

657
00:40:23,560 --> 00:40:24,480
Good work down there.

658
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:31,100
Ha ha.

659
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:32,100
The enemy took that.

660
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,140
Got a few shots on him there

661
00:40:33,140 --> 00:40:34,620
Before I fucking broke my legs.

662
00:40:34,740 --> 00:40:34,900
But

663
00:40:34,900 --> 00:40:36,700
Look it is what it is.

664
00:40:36,900 --> 00:40:37,260
Arizona.

665
00:40:37,420 --> 00:40:38,040
Thank you very much.

666
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,460
Would you rather see a tree grow?

667
00:40:40,420 --> 00:40:40,600
Or

668
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,140
Nah.

669
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,420
I'm not gonna read that

670
00:40:42,420 --> 00:40:43,440
But thanks very much there

671
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,940
For your kind hearted

672
00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:46,720
And generous tip.

673
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:50,660
Very concerned about the state

674
00:40:50,660 --> 00:40:52,220
Of the game at the moment Tom.

675
00:40:52,580 --> 00:40:54,000
It's very early doors

676
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:54,560
And

677
00:40:54,560 --> 00:40:56,140
Not a very auspicious start

678
00:40:56,140 --> 00:40:57,080
Has been made Tom.

679
00:40:58,720 --> 00:40:59,580
Not at all.

680
00:40:59,640 --> 00:40:59,980
But look

681
00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:02,260
You're in your weapons test phase.

682
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,000
This is a real

683
00:41:03,000 --> 00:41:05,080
Research and development scenario

684
00:41:05,080 --> 00:41:06,280
If ever there was one.

685
00:41:06,860 --> 00:41:08,000
And it needs to be done

686
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,260
Before you get that win

687
00:41:09,260 --> 00:41:09,620
Because

688
00:41:09,620 --> 00:41:10,740
There's no use getting down

689
00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,160
To those final few circles.

690
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,060
Then being bestowed

691
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:14,780
Or dispatched

692
00:41:14,780 --> 00:41:15,720
With some absolutely

693
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:17,020
Insane weaponry

694
00:41:17,020 --> 00:41:18,180
That you've never had the

695
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,920
Ability to operate

696
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:20,800
Or use before.

697
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:21,740
Utilise it.

698
00:41:23,180 --> 00:41:24,500
Then and only then

699
00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:25,760
Will you be able to

700
00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:26,540
Come out on top

701
00:41:26,540 --> 00:41:27,020
And it's

702
00:41:27,020 --> 00:41:28,780
Look you just need to

703
00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,000
Really really

704
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,120
Hunker down.

705
00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:33,520
Get the eye in.

706
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:35,260
The hands warm.

707
00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,040
Says Tempo.

708
00:41:36,700 --> 00:41:37,840
Get the breath steady.

709
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:39,120
And the mind

710
00:41:39,120 --> 00:41:41,160
Well and truly focused.

711
00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:45,780
Bit of wind there

712
00:41:45,780 --> 00:41:46,440
Sorry about that.

713
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:52,080
No problem whatsoever

714
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:52,360
Sam.

715
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,080
Thanks very much

716
00:41:53,080 --> 00:41:53,700
For being there

717
00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:55,240
For us in these

718
00:41:55,240 --> 00:41:56,720
Tried and tested

719
00:41:56,720 --> 00:41:57,640
Times.

720
00:41:57,780 --> 00:41:58,380
These scenarios.

721
00:41:58,620 --> 00:41:59,200
These heavy

722
00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:01,500
Missing monkey

723
00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:02,280
Kind of days

724
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:02,780
That we're

725
00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:05,240
Hoping and praying

726
00:42:05,240 --> 00:42:06,580
Come to a sweet

727
00:42:06,580 --> 00:42:07,360
Sweet resolve

728
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,140
Soon enough

729
00:42:08,140 --> 00:42:08,620
This

730
00:42:08,620 --> 00:42:10,560
Poor little guy

731
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,460
Known as Charlie

732
00:42:11,460 --> 00:42:11,920
Who

733
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,320
Remains

734
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,280
Captive at the moment

735
00:42:15,280 --> 00:42:15,940
Or sorry

736
00:42:15,940 --> 00:42:17,760
Not the opposite of captive

737
00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:18,720
He's out in the wild

738
00:42:18,720 --> 00:42:19,400
Lost

739
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,800
Gone monkey gone

740
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:23,540
Monkey go bye bye

741
00:42:23,540 --> 00:42:25,280
Monkey's day out

742
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:28,240
And I'm very

743
00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:28,900
Concerned about

744
00:42:28,900 --> 00:42:29,620
Whether or not

745
00:42:29,620 --> 00:42:30,620
World media

746
00:42:30,620 --> 00:42:31,760
And world news

747
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:32,800
Is going to pick up

748
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
On this story

749
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,100
Because it needs

750
00:42:35,100 --> 00:42:35,860
To be out there

751
00:42:35,860 --> 00:42:37,660
And as I said

752
00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:38,000
Yesterday

753
00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:38,840
If not even

754
00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:39,640
For the human

755
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:40,580
Interest or the

756
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:41,380
Simeon interest

757
00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,320
Factor of it

758
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:44,620
For the fact that

759
00:42:44,620 --> 00:42:45,260
It could really

760
00:42:45,260 --> 00:42:46,040
Potentially be a

761
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:47,240
Great movie plot

762
00:42:47,240 --> 00:42:47,820
Or script

763
00:42:47,820 --> 00:42:49,100
If the situation

764
00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:49,860
Again if the

765
00:42:49,860 --> 00:42:50,860
Situation resolves

766
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,000
Itself in a nice

767
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:53,400
Manner that is to

768
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:54,120
Say he comes back

769
00:42:54,120 --> 00:42:54,840
In one piece

770
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:55,960
He hasn't been

771
00:42:55,960 --> 00:42:56,360
Beaten

772
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:57,700
He hasn't

773
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:59,060
Lost a fucking

774
00:42:59,060 --> 00:43:00,600
Arm or a leg

775
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:01,180
Or a finger

776
00:43:01,180 --> 00:43:02,100
The monkeys have

777
00:43:02,100 --> 00:43:02,840
Fingers and I'm not

778
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:03,880
Sure whatever he's

779
00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:04,880
Has a hopefully

780
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,460
He's got all of

781
00:43:06,460 --> 00:43:07,720
His body

782
00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,160
There still

783
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:09,760
Together

784
00:43:09,760 --> 00:43:11,200
The sanctuary

785
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:11,780
Itself

786
00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:12,860
I'm not particularly

787
00:43:12,860 --> 00:43:13,760
Too sure the

788
00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:14,780
Location we do

789
00:43:14,780 --> 00:43:15,460
Know Wicklow

790
00:43:15,460 --> 00:43:17,240
But we don't know

791
00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:17,980
Where the sanctuary

792
00:43:17,980 --> 00:43:18,240
Is

793
00:43:18,240 --> 00:43:19,500
I think

794
00:43:19,500 --> 00:43:20,280
Wrathdrum

795
00:43:20,280 --> 00:43:20,580
Or

796
00:43:20,580 --> 00:43:22,260
I don't even know

797
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:22,980
If that's a place

798
00:43:22,980 --> 00:43:23,960
There was definitely

799
00:43:23,960 --> 00:43:24,940
A wrath in it

800
00:43:24,940 --> 00:43:26,820
But hopefully that guy

801
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:28,200
Is not feeling the wrath

802
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:29,540
Of the wicked weather

803
00:43:29,540 --> 00:43:30,840
There's a lot of

804
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,300
Stormy rain

805
00:43:32,300 --> 00:43:32,640
And

806
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:34,540
All sorts of

807
00:43:34,540 --> 00:43:35,280
Badness out there

808
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:35,660
Tonight

809
00:43:35,660 --> 00:43:37,400
This morning

810
00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,000
Should I say

811
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:39,300
I looked outside

812
00:43:39,300 --> 00:43:40,540
It looked pretty grim

813
00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:41,420
Didn't look like

814
00:43:41,420 --> 00:43:42,720
It didn't look amenable

815
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,220
For a little guy

816
00:43:44,220 --> 00:43:44,940
Of that stature

817
00:43:44,940 --> 00:43:45,680
That size

818
00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:49,000
Yeah the fact that

819
00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:49,760
We're still talking

820
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:50,480
About it now

821
00:43:50,480 --> 00:43:52,420
At 7am

822
00:43:52,420 --> 00:43:54,460
On the 31st

823
00:43:54,460 --> 00:43:55,860
Of January

824
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:57,020
2023

825
00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:58,660
It's a testament

826
00:43:58,660 --> 00:43:59,680
To how much it has

827
00:43:59,680 --> 00:44:01,340
Plagued our conscience

828
00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:02,020
And our minds

829
00:44:02,020 --> 00:44:03,440
It's here about this story

830
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:03,940
It's a

831
00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:06,380
It's a story that has

832
00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:07,560
A potential to end

833
00:44:07,560 --> 00:44:08,680
With a feel good factor

834
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,100
But unfortunately

835
00:44:10,100 --> 00:44:11,680
It also has

836
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:13,420
Very dark

837
00:44:13,420 --> 00:44:14,920
Connotations to it

838
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,620
As we speak

839
00:44:15,620 --> 00:44:16,580
With no news

840
00:44:16,580 --> 00:44:18,440
Being delivered on the monkey

841
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,360
It becomes harder and harder

842
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,800
To hope for the best

843
00:44:22,800 --> 00:44:25,660
And we just hope that nobody's got to him

844
00:44:25,660 --> 00:44:27,820
That he's in one piece

845
00:44:27,820 --> 00:44:30,400
And then he comes back

846
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,140
Safe himself

847
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:37,100
And we want to do this

848
00:44:37,100 --> 00:44:38,300
We want to do this for him

849
00:44:38,300 --> 00:44:39,360
We're not just doing this

850
00:44:39,360 --> 00:44:40,060
For ourselves

851
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,400
Or anyone else really

852
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:43,780
This is about Charlie

853
00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:45,740
This is about Charlie

854
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:46,520
And it's about

855
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,600
Making Charlie proud

856
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,420
Go get that load out

857
00:44:50,420 --> 00:44:54,180
Are you psyching the boys out

858
00:44:54,180 --> 00:44:55,340
With proximity chat

859
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:57,400
As and when I choose to do so

860
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:58,420
I will do that

861
00:44:58,420 --> 00:45:01,080
As and when I choose to do so

862
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:01,940
I will do that

863
00:45:01,940 --> 00:45:03,240
But not right now

864
00:45:03,240 --> 00:45:03,880
Look at this

865
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,800
Lot of boys here

866
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:05,860
I think it's just a case

867
00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:07,100
Of getting deep down and dirty

868
00:45:07,100 --> 00:45:07,960
And going for the fucking

869
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,180
Kills straight away

870
00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:10,980
These guys going for the load outs

871
00:45:10,980 --> 00:45:11,880
I think I'm gonna

872
00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,700
Hold on for a bit

873
00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,720
And drift over

874
00:45:14,720 --> 00:45:16,520
Maybe mark this guy's card

875
00:45:16,520 --> 00:45:17,360
Because it seems as though

876
00:45:17,360 --> 00:45:18,940
He's got the same little bit of it

877
00:45:18,940 --> 00:45:21,160
He's got the same ideas

878
00:45:21,160 --> 00:45:21,820
As myself

879
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:24,240
Be great to get on a fucking hopper

880
00:45:24,240 --> 00:45:25,680
And make a move

881
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:26,560
Is there a way of getting

882
00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:27,600
A vehicle even

883
00:45:27,600 --> 00:45:30,540
A bit too far to go over there

884
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:31,960
To get that load out box

885
00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,320
But we're gonna go for it anyway

886
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:39,400
Other side of the fucking story

887
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:42,920
The load out box was another side

888
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,440
Of the river

889
00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:47,880
What we'll do hopefully

890
00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:50,320
Is encounter a boogeyman

891
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:52,820
Whilst we're over there

892
00:45:52,820 --> 00:45:54,660
And utilise our vehicular

893
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:56,540
Capabilities

894
00:45:56,540 --> 00:45:59,100
To wreak absolute slaughter

895
00:45:59,100 --> 00:46:00,720
Down on that guy now

896
00:46:00,720 --> 00:46:01,600
I mean that's not something

897
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:02,360
And this is a fucking

898
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:03,760
Stand by me situation

899
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:05,240
Let's get out of there

900
00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:06,460
We don't want it to go

901
00:46:06,460 --> 00:46:07,260
Fucking tits up

902
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:08,920
We could get on that train

903
00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:09,680
And arm ourselves

904
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,780
With a nice fucking gun

905
00:46:10,780 --> 00:46:12,160
Before we get down to business

906
00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,920
Over there

907
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:19,440
Now has that

908
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,800
Goose us up

909
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:22,400
Has that bought us some time

910
00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:23,580
And a bit of fucking

911
00:46:23,580 --> 00:46:24,420
Weaponry

912
00:46:24,420 --> 00:46:25,700
Or is it going to lead

913
00:46:25,700 --> 00:46:26,560
To the fucking

914
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:27,840
Grave

915
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,160
An early gravestone

916
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:29,920
Let's have a look

917
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:30,440
Right now

918
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,020
Right here

919
00:46:31,020 --> 00:46:32,240
Fatboy slim style

920
00:46:32,240 --> 00:46:37,720
That's okay

921
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,400
And now we're in

922
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:41,240
And it might be an idea

923
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:42,240
Just to wait here

924
00:46:42,240 --> 00:46:42,840
For a moment

925
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,280
Or two

926
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:43,700
Or three

927
00:46:43,700 --> 00:46:44,220
Or four

928
00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:49,760
And take on anyone

929
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,940
Who decides to land

930
00:46:50,940 --> 00:46:51,500
Down here

931
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,780
Probably from the gulag

932
00:46:52,780 --> 00:46:53,740
Or otherwise

933
00:46:53,740 --> 00:46:55,320
Or wherever the fuck

934
00:46:55,320 --> 00:46:56,600
What we do is

935
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:57,220
We just

936
00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,560
Hunker down here

937
00:46:58,560 --> 00:46:59,640
Behind our car

938
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,660
And do a lovely

939
00:47:01,660 --> 00:47:02,600
Lovely bit of

940
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,400
Cleaning up the

941
00:47:03,400 --> 00:47:04,360
Detritus

942
00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:05,700
As I call it

943
00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:07,100
Could do with a

944
00:47:07,100 --> 00:47:08,040
Fucking

945
00:47:08,040 --> 00:47:10,880
Plate

946
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,220
We don't have plates

947
00:47:13,220 --> 00:47:15,660
And here we have

948
00:47:15,660 --> 00:47:16,460
Something right here

949
00:47:16,460 --> 00:47:18,480
What?

950
00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:37,460
Are you fucking

951
00:47:37,460 --> 00:47:38,220
Serious?

952
00:47:38,220 --> 00:47:45,400
Apologies

953
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:46,420
Just want to apologize

954
00:47:46,420 --> 00:47:47,280
For the fucking

955
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:48,080
Language there

956
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:49,400
This early on a

957
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,080
Sunday morning

958
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,740
The Lord's day

959
00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:53,080
The day that

960
00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:53,920
Jesus Christ

961
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:54,860
Designed with his

962
00:47:54,860 --> 00:47:55,720
Own hands

963
00:47:55,720 --> 00:47:57,980
We don't need to

964
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:58,700
Hear any of that

965
00:47:58,700 --> 00:47:59,160
Sort of stuff

966
00:47:59,160 --> 00:47:59,920
That's not the

967
00:47:59,920 --> 00:48:00,740
Right way to talk

968
00:48:00,740 --> 00:48:10,600
Do you know

969
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,400
I don't fucking

970
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:12,140
Understand it

971
00:48:12,140 --> 00:48:13,200
I'm getting faded

972
00:48:13,200 --> 00:48:14,840
Straight away

973
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:16,060
Very very quickly

974
00:48:16,060 --> 00:48:16,980
It's just a

975
00:48:16,980 --> 00:48:17,680
Single digit

976
00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:18,160
Pinger

977
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:19,740
Keep your head up

978
00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:21,340
Return to base for debrief

979
00:48:21,340 --> 00:48:26,040
It's not great

980
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,880
This early in the

981
00:48:26,880 --> 00:48:27,340
In the day

982
00:48:27,340 --> 00:48:28,900
To be feeling like this

983
00:48:28,900 --> 00:48:31,320
I'm going to have to

984
00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:32,360
Fucking heavy rain it

985
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:33,040
I'm going to have to

986
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:34,320
Just rain it in

987
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:35,220
Go into heavy rain

988
00:48:35,220 --> 00:48:35,860
And accept

989
00:48:35,860 --> 00:48:36,720
This isn't what

990
00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:36,920
We're

991
00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:37,680
This is not

992
00:48:37,680 --> 00:48:39,140
What we're about

993
00:48:39,140 --> 00:48:40,000
Time

994
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:43,680
Yeah

995
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:45,460
It's a

996
00:48:45,460 --> 00:48:48,920
It's a hard

997
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,880
Pill to swallow

998
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:51,940
You had the

999
00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:52,940
Fucking jump on him

1000
00:48:52,940 --> 00:48:55,160
You rushed

1001
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,120
Then you rushed in

1002
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:56,560
You should have

1003
00:48:56,560 --> 00:48:57,940
Waited him out

1004
00:48:57,940 --> 00:48:58,280
Because

1005
00:48:58,280 --> 00:48:59,960
He might not have

1006
00:48:59,960 --> 00:49:01,020
Had any plates left

1007
00:49:01,020 --> 00:49:02,320
After he was cracked

1008
00:49:02,320 --> 00:49:04,060
You did well to Malcolm

1009
00:49:04,060 --> 00:49:05,180
That was great

1010
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:06,560
But the follow up

1011
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,740
Needs to be a little bit

1012
00:49:07,740 --> 00:49:08,420
More clinical

1013
00:49:08,420 --> 00:49:14,920
And boom boom

1014
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,600
43

1015
00:49:15,600 --> 00:49:17,220
You say stick to the process

1016
00:49:17,220 --> 00:49:17,880
Francis

1017
00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:20,880
I'm really

1018
00:49:20,880 --> 00:49:21,780
I'm sorry

1019
00:49:21,780 --> 00:49:22,400
But at the moment

1020
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:23,020
I don't even know

1021
00:49:23,020 --> 00:49:23,840
What the fucking process

1022
00:49:23,840 --> 00:49:24,520
Is anymore

1023
00:49:24,520 --> 00:49:28,300
It feels as though

1024
00:49:28,300 --> 00:49:29,020
I've just been

1025
00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:30,220
Completely and utterly

1026
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:33,120
Nerfed

1027
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,120
Castrated

1028
00:49:34,120 --> 00:49:36,720
The power is gone

1029
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:37,360
There is no

1030
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:38,400
Power is gone

1031
00:49:38,400 --> 00:49:39,320
Power in the guns

1032
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,980
That I've got

1033
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:40,500
And I'm using

1034
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:41,360
The same guns

1035
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:42,200
That other people

1036
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:42,660
Are using

1037
00:49:42,660 --> 00:49:45,380
They're taking me out

1038
00:49:45,380 --> 00:49:48,140
They're taking me out

1039
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,000
Very easily

1040
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:49,920
And very handily

1041
00:49:49,920 --> 00:49:51,440
When less people

1042
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:52,480
Are in the lobbies

1043
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,020
The lobbies are very hard

1044
00:49:54,020 --> 00:49:54,440
Someone says

1045
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:55,280
Look there's no

1046
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,100
There's no room

1047
00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,420
For excuses anymore

1048
00:49:57,420 --> 00:50:00,340
thank you very much Megan there for the tip there

1049
00:50:00,340 --> 00:50:02,060
when's the next YouTube video gonna drop

1050
00:50:02,060 --> 00:50:04,500
look if I knew that

1051
00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,440
I could fucking tell you but I can't

1052
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,100
tell you but I just

1053
00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,580
I would love for a new video

1054
00:50:10,580 --> 00:50:11,460
to happen

1055
00:50:11,460 --> 00:50:14,380
but at the moment my life

1056
00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:14,840
is fucking

1057
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:18,160
it's wrapped up in a warzone

1058
00:50:18,160 --> 00:50:20,080
shaped hole I'm in

1059
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:20,960
I'm in a hole

1060
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:24,240
and I know that more often than not

1061
00:50:24,240 --> 00:50:24,960
that hole

1062
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,460
doesn't feel great

1063
00:50:27,460 --> 00:50:29,680
it's cold it's wet

1064
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:32,380
there's no light there's no heat

1065
00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:38,040
but for some fucking reason

1066
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:40,200
I'm like keep me here

1067
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,200
I just want to try and get out

1068
00:50:42,200 --> 00:50:43,600
the hole the other side

1069
00:50:43,600 --> 00:50:47,300
a Dorian boost isn't gonna

1070
00:50:47,300 --> 00:50:49,540
help matters at all Brooklyn

1071
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:52,020
I feel as though that was

1072
00:50:52,020 --> 00:50:54,040
a misadventure

1073
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,320
on my part it didn't

1074
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,740
have any positive

1075
00:50:57,740 --> 00:51:00,040
effect on the gameplay or on

1076
00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:01,900
how I performed

1077
00:51:01,900 --> 00:51:03,660
in the matches and if anything

1078
00:51:03,660 --> 00:51:05,800
I feel as though it distracted me and took me

1079
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:06,360
away from

1080
00:51:06,360 --> 00:51:09,900
from the big scenario the big picture

1081
00:51:09,900 --> 00:51:16,880
enemies are dropping into the area

1082
00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:17,840
watch the skies

1083
00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:24,480
back off

1084
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,540
in Montecito

1085
00:51:26,540 --> 00:51:30,540
any news on the monkey at all lads

1086
00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:31,540
is there anything

1087
00:51:31,540 --> 00:51:34,360
going on with that little guy

1088
00:51:34,360 --> 00:51:34,880
I checked the

1089
00:51:34,880 --> 00:51:37,680
check the news earlier on

1090
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:39,560
it was the same stories that were published

1091
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,740
last night

1092
00:51:41,740 --> 00:51:43,320
let's get that bird spinning

1093
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:45,000
finish up we're airborne at three

1094
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,560
here we are

1095
00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,960
head shed gave the green light

1096
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,820
we're deploying you to the front lines

1097
00:51:51,820 --> 00:51:54,780
a bit of camping and a bit of car driving for the win

1098
00:51:54,780 --> 00:51:56,760
that sounds like a fucking great plan

1099
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:58,160
it's free on all threats

1100
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:01,120
that sounds like a great plan

1101
00:52:01,120 --> 00:52:02,540
I don't know why we haven't thought of that

1102
00:52:02,540 --> 00:52:03,400
or done that before

1103
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:04,620
especially not today

1104
00:52:04,620 --> 00:52:07,120
we've just been landing in trying to get

1105
00:52:07,120 --> 00:52:10,600
trying to look like Johnny onion rings

1106
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:12,020
straight off the bat

1107
00:52:12,020 --> 00:52:14,560
when really we've just looked like Johnny promises

1108
00:52:14,560 --> 00:52:15,420
making promises

1109
00:52:15,420 --> 00:52:19,380
that we can't keep writing checks that our asses can't cash

1110
00:52:19,380 --> 00:52:30,580
thank you very very much there Megan again or Megan thank you very much are you okay lad

1111
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:35,600
yeah I'm fine I'm fucking fine man this is up it's grand it's not there's nothing really to fucking worry about

1112
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:37,600
are they loadout drops or are they cash drops?

1113
00:52:37,600 --> 00:52:39,600
are they cash drops?

1114
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:51,600
they're cash they're cash they're cash they're cash

1115
00:52:59,600 --> 00:53:01,600
nice car down there

1116
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,600
get something going with this the bag of tricks inside this little shed here as well

1117
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:18,600
little bus stop little bus shelter that's given us a much needed initial boost to the proceedings

1118
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:32,600
let's get up nice and high up here work our way down the mountain top

1119
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:37,600
maybe loot a couple crates in here if there's something

1120
00:53:37,600 --> 00:53:51,600
so that's that

1121
00:53:51,600 --> 00:54:03,600
five five six NATO we've an assault rifle and a pistol

1122
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:10,600
we've spotted someone back there could be worth looking around be great to have a sniper rifle to take pot shots someone from the from the distance

1123
00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:23,600
ground chimp day

1124
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:25,600
ground chimp day

1125
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:39,600
we've only shit weapons going into a draw straight away right now could be a fucking bad idea

1126
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,600
let's just get another couple of chimps into the chamber

1127
00:54:44,600 --> 00:54:59,520
It's a one two three four five situation one two three four five situation

1128
00:54:59,520 --> 00:55:04,780
a one two three four five situation a one two three four five

1129
00:55:04,780 --> 00:55:34,760
I said a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five I said a one two three four five I said a one two three four five I said a one two three four five I look at this we're driving with a gun and some fucking bullies

1130
00:55:34,760 --> 00:56:04,740
on top of the car like it's nobody's business there could be a straggler up here be great to get a couple of straggle housers flatten them with the machine

1131
00:56:04,740 --> 00:56:10,320
It's a nine millimeter it's not an uzi but it's something it's a bad P whatever the fucking bad P is shit

1132
00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:35,740
Look at this look at this he wants me to go into his mine he dropped a mine hopefully you've got another mine man because you're about to get fucking flattened

1133
00:56:35,740 --> 00:56:38,840
How'd you dodge that you cunt?

1134
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:47,000
Fuck off!

1135
00:56:47,000 --> 00:57:12,360
It really was a 397 situation. You had the tune. The problem is you started playing the tune very too early. You need to fucking wait until the body is well and truly splatter-housed before getting down to tunage.

1136
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:17,360
How did he fucking dodge that?

1137
00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:28,360
I'm sorry.

1138
00:57:28,360 --> 00:57:32,360
I'm sorry.

1139
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:37,360
I'm sorry.

1140
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:41,360
I'm sorry.

1141
00:57:41,360 --> 00:57:51,360
I'm sorry.

1142
00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:53,360
You're okay, Francis.

1143
00:57:53,360 --> 00:58:10,360
Look, I think it's time just to really fucking sit back and try and...

1144
00:58:10,360 --> 00:58:17,360
and just analyze what has gone on and look into it and see if it can be tweaked.

1145
00:58:17,360 --> 00:58:25,360
Just a few tweaks necessary in order to really get a beautifully streamlined game in there, you know?

1146
00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,360
I think it's streamlined.

1147
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,360
Stripped down package.

1148
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,360
What you see is what you get.

1149
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:37,360
No frills here.

1150
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:38,360
Just pray and spray.

1151
00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:41,360
Rip and run kind of a job, is it?

1152
00:58:41,360 --> 00:58:42,360
Rip and run.

1153
00:58:42,360 --> 00:58:44,360
Kind of live and learn.

1154
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,360
Get in, get out.

1155
00:58:46,360 --> 00:58:48,360
Get in early, out early.

1156
00:58:48,360 --> 00:58:51,360
Would you not get Conor, the Irish lad, is your skin?

1157
00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:53,360
He's got some great inspirational quotes.

1158
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:58,360
I don't think we've been unlocked and I'm not gonna buy a battle pass.

1159
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,360
I'm already on my fucking arse trying to...

1160
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:03,360
Trying to get down to a final circle.

1161
00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:16,360
The insult of having parted with cash in order to try and advance that situation and then still not achieve it would be too...

1162
00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:44,360
Test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test, test.

1163
00:59:44,360 --> 00:59:47,360
Test, test, test, test, test.

1164
00:59:47,360 --> 00:59:48,360
Test, test, test, test.

1165
00:59:48,360 --> 00:59:51,360
One, two, one, two, one, two.

1166
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,360
Okay, I'm coming through again.

1167
00:59:54,360 --> 00:59:58,360
I knocked the mic there when I was trying to make a point.

1168
00:59:58,360 --> 01:00:09,360
Utilizing body language, the movement of the hands and the USB cable which connects that microphone to the fucking computer.

1169
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:10,360
It's not great.

1170
01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,360
It's had a fall.

1171
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,360
It's had a...

1172
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:13,360
Use this time for some target breath.

1173
01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:16,360
I've tried to fix it and now the slightest knock.

1174
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:17,360
Thank you very much Ken Glock.

1175
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:19,360
The slightest knock from Ken Glock.

1176
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:23,360
And it's out for the couch.

1177
01:00:23,360 --> 01:00:26,360
Ryan Reynolds or Ryan Gosling, asks Ken.

1178
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:31,360
I'll have to say Gosling because I'm not even...

1179
01:00:31,360 --> 01:00:35,360
I can't even picture Ryan Reynolds's face.

1180
01:00:35,360 --> 01:00:36,360
Enemies dropping into the AO.

1181
01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:43,360
And I've seen more Gosling based films and media than I have Reynolds.

1182
01:00:43,360 --> 01:00:46,360
What is Ryan Reynolds's most popular movie?

1183
01:00:46,360 --> 01:00:51,360
If you could let me know there because then I might have some idea of what he looks like.

1184
01:00:51,360 --> 01:00:55,360
Vladimir Kapoochin, thank you very much there for the tip.

1185
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:57,360
And also if there's any...

1186
01:00:57,360 --> 01:01:02,360
Please, please, please, if there is any update on that monkey, do let us know.

1187
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:07,360
Because we don't have the information at our fingertips.

1188
01:01:07,360 --> 01:01:10,360
Deadpool, he was in Deadpool.

1189
01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,360
Okay, yeah, right.

1190
01:01:11,360 --> 01:01:13,360
I haven't seen that but I know who you're on about.

1191
01:01:14,360 --> 01:01:18,360
What else was he in other than Deadpool?

1192
01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:23,360
He must have been popular enough to land the Deadpool role.

1193
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,360
Blade 3.

1194
01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:29,360
He's a rom-comer, is he?

1195
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:34,360
I'll see you on the other side.

1196
01:01:38,360 --> 01:01:39,360
Few good rom-coms.

1197
01:01:39,360 --> 01:01:43,360
Like a kind of Chris Pratt kind of rom-com-rom comedy.

1198
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,360
His dad was famous and that's about it.

1199
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:48,360
So is he Bert...

1200
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:50,360
Is he Bert Reynolds's son?

1201
01:01:52,360 --> 01:01:55,360
I think Bert Reynolds passed away there not too long ago.

1202
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:56,360
A few years maybe.

1203
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:58,360
He was Ryan Giggs' son.

1204
01:01:58,360 --> 01:01:59,360
Fucking hell.

1205
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,360
Have the police put out an APB?

1206
01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:09,360
I'm not sure but what is...

1207
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,360
You often hear that in the rap tunes like...

1208
01:02:13,360 --> 01:02:15,360
The 5-0 put out an APB on your ass.

1209
01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:17,360
What is an APB?

1210
01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,360
All probable bastards.

1211
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,360
All police.

1212
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:20,360
All points bulletin.

1213
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:20,360
All points bulletin.

1214
01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:21,360
What the fuck is all points bulletin?

1215
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:34,360
Never even heard of that.

1216
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:38,360
All points bulletin.

1217
01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:39,360
So when you say that is that...

1218
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:40,360
You have to imagine...

1219
01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:43,360
Just a bullet point.

1220
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:46,360
Just bullet points.

1221
01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:48,360
On a page is it?

1222
01:02:50,360 --> 01:02:51,360
How does that mean...

1223
01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,360
Someone's done a crime and now there's an APB on them?

1224
01:02:54,360 --> 01:03:19,660
on them. An all points bulletin on them. Means five alarm alert in the state. Nice orange

1225
01:03:19,660 --> 01:03:38,260
box. That's great. That's a great start. Lovely sniper. Gulag in the box as well. The all points

1226
01:03:38,260 --> 01:03:42,860
bulletin is an electronic information broadcast sent from one sender to a group of recipients

1227
01:03:42,860 --> 01:03:49,640
to rapidly communicate an important message from Wiki. Great stuff. Thank you very much

1228
01:03:49,640 --> 01:04:09,860
there from Wiki. Or whoever wrote that. Oh jab jab jab. Thank you very much. See if we've any all points. Send a bulletin towards some of these points out here.

1229
01:04:09,860 --> 01:04:35,860
Is my fucking mic. My microphone isn't on like these guys can still hear me though. No fucking. Didn't sound like it. Didn't sound like an amazing gun. But it did the damage.

1230
01:04:35,860 --> 01:04:42,860
I'm gonna get a little bit of damage.

1231
01:04:42,860 --> 01:04:44,860
Okay.

1232
01:04:44,860 --> 01:04:46,860
Okay.

1233
01:04:46,860 --> 01:04:48,860
Okay.

1234
01:04:48,860 --> 01:04:50,860
Okay.

1235
01:04:50,860 --> 01:04:52,860
Okay.

1236
01:05:18,860 --> 01:05:20,060
The gas.

1237
01:05:20,200 --> 01:05:21,160
We're okay for gas.

1238
01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:38,040
Let me get upstairs again up to the top.

1239
01:05:38,460 --> 01:05:39,320
See if we can see him.

1240
01:05:46,860 --> 01:05:54,620
Maybe they were coming from a distance though, Shots.

1241
01:05:54,620 --> 01:05:56,760
You got a loadout drop inbound.

1242
01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:04,960
He might be the type of guy who goes for a loadout box.

1243
01:06:04,960 --> 01:06:07,160
Gas is closing in.

1244
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:08,600
Relocating the safe zone.

1245
01:06:16,600 --> 01:06:44,200
So you get in the fucking EV and try and run him over if he's gone for the loadout it sounds like a great plan whether or not it can be executed.

1246
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:50,040
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1247
01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:16,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1248
01:07:16,680 --> 01:07:18,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1249
01:07:18,680 --> 01:07:20,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1250
01:07:20,680 --> 01:07:22,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1251
01:07:22,680 --> 01:07:24,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1252
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:28,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1253
01:07:28,680 --> 01:07:30,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1254
01:07:30,680 --> 01:07:32,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1255
01:07:32,680 --> 01:07:34,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1256
01:07:34,680 --> 01:07:36,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1257
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:38,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1258
01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1259
01:07:40,680 --> 01:07:42,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1260
01:07:42,680 --> 01:07:44,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1261
01:07:44,680 --> 01:07:46,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1262
01:07:46,680 --> 01:07:48,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1263
01:07:48,680 --> 01:07:50,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1264
01:07:50,680 --> 01:07:52,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1265
01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:54,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1266
01:07:54,680 --> 01:07:56,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1267
01:07:56,680 --> 01:07:58,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1268
01:07:58,680 --> 01:08:00,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1269
01:08:00,680 --> 01:08:02,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1270
01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:04,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1271
01:08:04,680 --> 01:08:06,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1272
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:08,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1273
01:08:08,680 --> 01:08:10,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1274
01:08:10,680 --> 01:08:12,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1275
01:08:12,680 --> 01:08:14,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1276
01:08:14,680 --> 01:08:16,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1277
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:18,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1278
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1279
01:08:20,680 --> 01:08:22,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1280
01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:24,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1281
01:08:24,680 --> 01:08:26,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1282
01:08:26,680 --> 01:08:28,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1283
01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:30,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1284
01:08:30,680 --> 01:08:32,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1285
01:08:32,680 --> 01:08:34,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1286
01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:36,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1287
01:08:36,680 --> 01:08:38,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1288
01:08:38,680 --> 01:08:40,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1289
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:42,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1290
01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1291
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:46,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1292
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:48,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1293
01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:50,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1294
01:08:50,680 --> 01:08:52,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1295
01:08:52,680 --> 01:08:54,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1296
01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1297
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:58,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1298
01:08:58,680 --> 01:09:00,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1299
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1300
01:09:02,680 --> 01:09:04,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1301
01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:06,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1302
01:09:06,680 --> 01:09:08,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1303
01:09:08,680 --> 01:09:10,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1304
01:09:10,680 --> 01:09:12,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1305
01:09:12,680 --> 01:09:14,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1306
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:16,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1307
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:18,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1308
01:09:18,680 --> 01:09:20,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1309
01:09:20,680 --> 01:09:22,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1310
01:09:22,680 --> 01:09:24,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1311
01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:26,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1312
01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:28,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1313
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:30,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1314
01:09:30,680 --> 01:09:32,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1315
01:09:32,680 --> 01:09:34,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1316
01:09:34,680 --> 01:09:36,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1317
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1318
01:09:38,680 --> 01:09:40,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1319
01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1320
01:09:42,680 --> 01:09:44,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1321
01:09:44,680 --> 01:09:46,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1322
01:09:46,680 --> 01:09:48,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1323
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:50,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1324
01:09:50,680 --> 01:09:52,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1325
01:09:52,680 --> 01:09:54,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1326
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1327
01:09:56,680 --> 01:09:58,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1328
01:09:58,680 --> 01:10:00,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1329
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1330
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:04,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1331
01:10:04,680 --> 01:10:06,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1332
01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:08,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1333
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:10,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1334
01:10:10,680 --> 01:10:12,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1335
01:10:12,680 --> 01:10:14,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1336
01:10:14,680 --> 01:10:16,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1337
01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:18,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1338
01:10:18,680 --> 01:10:20,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1339
01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:22,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1340
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:24,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1341
01:10:24,680 --> 01:10:26,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1342
01:10:26,680 --> 01:10:28,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1343
01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:30,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1344
01:10:30,680 --> 01:10:32,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1345
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:34,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1346
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:36,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1347
01:10:36,680 --> 01:10:38,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1348
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1349
01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1350
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:44,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1351
01:10:44,680 --> 01:10:46,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1352
01:10:46,680 --> 01:10:48,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1353
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1354
01:10:50,680 --> 01:10:52,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1355
01:10:52,680 --> 01:10:54,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1356
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:56,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1357
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:58,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1358
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1359
01:11:00,680 --> 01:11:02,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1360
01:11:02,680 --> 01:11:04,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1361
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:06,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1362
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,680
In a swift manner is yet to be seen.

1363
01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,740
it's just, I'm on the cusp

1364
01:11:10,740 --> 01:11:12,340
of achieving a fucking

1365
01:11:12,340 --> 01:11:13,580
amazing run.

1366
01:11:15,000 --> 01:11:16,580
Adam, thanks very much there.

1367
01:11:16,700 --> 01:11:18,140
Happy birthday to Adam.

1368
01:11:32,100 --> 01:11:34,620
That's the stuff. That's the story. That's what we're reading

1369
01:11:34,620 --> 01:11:36,360
at bedtime. Make sure you fucking

1370
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:38,260
have your ears open.

1371
01:11:38,260 --> 01:11:42,180
That's the story we're reading

1372
01:11:42,180 --> 01:11:42,660
tonight.

1373
01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,860
Lights out, yeah?

1374
01:11:53,900 --> 01:11:56,080
Happy birthday there

1375
01:11:56,080 --> 01:11:57,720
as well to Texas Pete.

1376
01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:57,820
Thanks.

1377
01:11:57,820 --> 01:12:12,460
Vice station marked.

1378
01:12:12,460 --> 01:12:30,340
It's getting stronger. We're getting stronger. Every game, we're coming back stronger.

1379
01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:46,600
It's getting stronger. We're getting stronger every game. We're coming back stronger. We're getting put on our arse. We're getting back up again. Pure Chumba Wumba Madness.

1380
01:12:49,100 --> 01:12:50,380
We have that striker.

1381
01:12:54,600 --> 01:13:09,960
I'm half thinking of just fucking getting rid of the AK and going Uzi and RPG. Great stuff. We have a bomb drone for this guy if he wants to take up a position.

1382
01:13:23,800 --> 01:13:32,700
Oh, can we, can he outrun the drone? Have we got the speed to take this guy on? He's, he's increasing his fucking height.

1383
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:56,940
Oh, cracked him. Cracked him, but we had no follow-up. He's up there. He's probably got a ranged weapon. We need to get away from this guy. We've got a ranged weapon here. Can we arrange something here? No?

1384
01:14:00,940 --> 01:14:07,840
We might be able to arrange something up on the bridge. Maybe we'll pick him up. Fuck.

1385
01:14:15,840 --> 01:14:16,600
Fucking nightmare.

1386
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:27,960
Okay, we can't arrange for a pickup, so... That's our fucking car gone.

1387
01:14:31,460 --> 01:14:32,960
And now we've someone upstairs here.

1388
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:50,580
Oh.

1389
01:14:50,580 --> 01:14:50,780
Oh.

1390
01:14:53,460 --> 01:14:56,540
Thank you very much, whoever just tipped there. I'll get you in a moment's notice.

1391
01:15:00,380 --> 01:15:01,200
Please bounce.

1392
01:15:09,780 --> 01:15:12,800
We need to make it to the hop unit that sends us into the sky.

1393
01:15:13,820 --> 01:15:14,860
Right up to the top.

1394
01:15:17,800 --> 01:15:21,020
We've got a nice fair wedge of cashish.

1395
01:15:22,020 --> 01:15:22,780
Well, that's great.

1396
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:23,840
We're...

1397
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:26,380
Right in there fucking...

1398
01:15:27,380 --> 01:15:28,100
Look at this.

1399
01:15:34,740 --> 01:15:35,380
Fuck me.

1400
01:15:41,780 --> 01:15:44,420
The fucking nightmare. Hopefully he's not lining up a shot here.

1401
01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,140
Because I have no play. It's one shot and it's all over for me.

1402
01:15:49,220 --> 01:15:52,120
It's Goodnight Vienna, but we've lived to tell the tale yet again.

1403
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:57,240
And what a tale it's going to be if we manage to achieve peak tale telling.

1404
01:15:58,040 --> 01:16:00,040
There's a guy with the sniper rifle right over there.

1405
01:16:00,140 --> 01:16:02,760
This could be a real bad situation.

1406
01:16:03,020 --> 01:16:04,440
Is it a one, two, three, four, five?

1407
01:16:10,380 --> 01:16:10,740
What?

1408
01:16:12,040 --> 01:16:12,920
Hiding in a room.

1409
01:16:13,040 --> 01:16:14,920
Connor, thank you very much there for the tip.

1410
01:16:15,920 --> 01:16:18,380
Happy New Year to yourself and the uncle, you say.

1411
01:16:18,860 --> 01:16:20,960
Francis from Calgary, Canada.

1412
01:16:21,480 --> 01:16:23,080
Loving the frequent streams recently.

1413
01:16:23,140 --> 01:16:24,540
Even though Warzone is muck.

1414
01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,580
Look, I can't account for taste.

1415
01:16:30,580 --> 01:16:33,020
What I can do is account for my addictions.

1416
01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:35,180
And this is a Gulag victory addiction.

1417
01:16:36,060 --> 01:16:37,420
I'm back in this again.

1418
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:40,320
Three deaths, low three body bags.

1419
01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:42,080
It's not the worst fucking game.

1420
01:16:42,540 --> 01:16:44,480
And we've got a loadout drop coming in as well.

1421
01:16:46,140 --> 01:16:46,980
Pure folly.

1422
01:16:47,840 --> 01:16:49,180
To go for that right now.

1423
01:16:49,780 --> 01:16:50,440
Pure folly.

1424
01:16:50,440 --> 01:17:12,140
Gas is inbound.

1425
01:17:12,920 --> 01:17:14,020
Bit of Yetonomics.

1426
01:17:16,240 --> 01:17:17,620
Okay, we're fully plated.

1427
01:17:17,620 --> 01:17:23,580
Let's get in the car and fucking roll, I'd say.

1428
01:17:28,980 --> 01:17:30,180
We're back in this.

1429
01:17:34,900 --> 01:17:36,060
We are back.

1430
01:17:37,800 --> 01:17:39,220
We're in the top 14.

1431
01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,600
Three body bags.

1432
01:17:41,700 --> 01:17:44,720
We could be looking at something very, very amazing here.

1433
01:17:45,320 --> 01:17:46,360
Don't go to sleep.

1434
01:17:46,480 --> 01:17:47,480
Don't sleep on this.

1435
01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:49,260
You regret it.

1436
01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:51,080
When you don't have the tale to tell.

1437
01:17:55,900 --> 01:17:58,120
Four body bags.

1438
01:17:58,180 --> 01:17:59,400
Anybody else want to join?

1439
01:18:00,660 --> 01:18:01,580
Because I'm ready.

1440
01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:02,540
And I'm hungry.

1441
01:18:03,420 --> 01:18:05,340
And I haven't eaten any breakfast.

1442
01:18:05,480 --> 01:18:06,540
I've just had sweets.

1443
01:18:09,480 --> 01:18:21,420
One, two, three, four, five.

1444
01:18:21,420 --> 01:18:22,180
One, two, three, four, five.

1445
01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:30,120
it's a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one

1446
01:18:30,120 --> 01:18:39,840
two three four five situation a one two three four five that's it oh I'm

1447
01:18:44,520 --> 01:18:47,820
someone sniping

1448
01:18:49,560 --> 01:19:16,940
fucking hell and I went arse over tit there in the yoke it's a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five it's not my gun that's not my gun

1449
01:19:16,940 --> 01:19:30,940
it's not my gun that's not my gun that's not my gun where's my car situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five as it all do it for five

1450
01:19:44,940 --> 01:19:47,940
I'm fucked there's a guy up there

1451
01:19:47,940 --> 01:19:51,940
there's a guy up there

1452
01:19:59,940 --> 01:20:02,940
my uzi I've dropped my uzi

1453
01:20:02,940 --> 01:20:03,940
I've dropped my uzi

1454
01:20:03,940 --> 01:20:32,020
I need mid-color rocks.

1455
01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:36,020
Move it.

1456
01:20:36,020 --> 01:20:40,020
Fuck!

1457
01:20:40,020 --> 01:20:42,020
Fuck!

1458
01:20:42,020 --> 01:20:44,020
Fuck!

1459
01:20:44,020 --> 01:20:46,020
Fuck!

1460
01:20:46,020 --> 01:20:48,020
Fuck!

1461
01:20:48,020 --> 01:20:50,020
Fuck!

1462
01:20:50,020 --> 01:20:52,020
Fuck!

1463
01:20:52,020 --> 01:20:54,020
Fuck!

1464
01:20:54,020 --> 01:20:56,020
Fuck!

1465
01:20:56,020 --> 01:20:58,020
Fuck!

1466
01:20:58,020 --> 01:21:00,020
Fuck!

1467
01:21:00,020 --> 01:21:02,020
Fuck!

1468
01:21:02,020 --> 01:21:04,020
Fuck!

1469
01:21:04,020 --> 01:21:06,020
Fuck!

1470
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:08,020
Fuck!

1471
01:21:08,020 --> 01:21:10,020
I'm not going to be able to do it.

1472
01:21:10,020 --> 01:21:12,020
Fuck!

1473
01:21:12,020 --> 01:21:42,000
real shit situation because I had no ammo left in my guns and ended up swapping them and then I had to have I had to fuck around with the sniper rifle. I had to fuck around with the sniper rifle I was trying to get the plates on it's too late. Serpa how are you? Serpa.

1474
01:21:42,000 --> 01:22:11,980
Serpa. Speed and violence make a great team. It's not working. He's not having it. Look we were nearly fucking there. It was something. It was not the greatest but it was the second place. And we're getting very close Tom. It just goes to show you that it can change in the blink of an eye. Absolutely unbelievable and astounding in its conception and execution as well. You did well. And when you got knocked down you got back up again. And you're never going to be able to do it.

1475
01:22:11,980 --> 01:22:17,980
to keep you down and uh it just seems to be the case that one moment you're on the you're on your

1476
01:22:17,980 --> 01:22:24,220
arse the next moment you could really be fucking putting them all in the ground in a big big way

1477
01:22:24,220 --> 01:22:29,400
it's like a marble in one of those chinese games from shenmue where you put the marble at the top

1478
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:35,260
of the yoke and it it just goes down a path you're like a marble going into this game and there's a

1479
01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:40,860
number of different routes that you can take and what you're hoping for is a path of least resistance

1480
01:22:40,860 --> 01:22:48,440
but you do come up against some heavy resistance 90 of the time there's absolutely zero chance of least

1481
01:22:48,440 --> 01:22:57,520
resistance this is a this is a hardcore skill based game and no excuses at all there gilgore and who

1482
01:22:57,520 --> 01:23:04,480
says excuses in the chat very easy for you to sit there and to type that and to snipe from your

1483
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:09,980
fucking precipice can't even see you can't even say i don't know where that's coming from and they're

1484
01:23:09,980 --> 01:23:16,940
mind bullets try to hit me with the mind bullets that'll take me down to chinatown i got news for

1485
01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:19,180
you kids it ain't happening tonight

1486
01:23:19,180 --> 01:23:48,540
and there's a 3 47 am toronto scenario from gilgore so you've given away your position i can see you're sniping from across the atlantic ocean watching this shite you say come on lad look you can't get better than second place you can't get better than second place first would be nice though

1487
01:23:48,540 --> 01:23:56,620
first would be nice it's just check your gear and weapons the way the chips fall you know

1488
01:23:56,620 --> 01:24:13,420
some lovely vehicular fucking manslaughter going on there which was not exactly manslaughter it was out and out murder

1489
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:20,380
but you better believe in a court of law i would try and fucking sway the jury into a manslaughter

1490
01:24:20,380 --> 01:24:36,300
in order to get a sentence reduction but it's a state sponsor killing i've all the fucking leeway and jurisdiction to execute anyone on site a lot of bad actors out there

1491
01:24:36,300 --> 01:24:43,260
definitely a one two three four five keo low

1492
01:24:43,260 --> 01:24:56,700
any word on charlie wb 1990 we we have no word in the past few hours been on the stream here for a couple of hours

1493
01:24:57,500 --> 01:25:01,500
doesn't seem to have had any update about the monkey at all

1494
01:25:05,580 --> 01:25:11,740
but we're hoping for the best news the best news might come might say around 5 pm today i'd say when

1495
01:25:12,860 --> 01:25:18,380
when it's the end of daylight and they're putting in all the hard yards to try and find slippery fist

1496
01:25:18,380 --> 01:25:23,420
thank you very much for the tip there hope you're getting on well loving the warzone streams you say

1497
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:30,220
well look that's a great great bit of uh encouragement for us because we are getting our asses kicked in a few

1498
01:25:30,220 --> 01:25:37,660
games but we're coming out in second place we had a second place magical second place scenario just there

1499
01:25:38,620 --> 01:25:46,140
let's see if we can hebdo our way into a brand new first place situation room it's never been done before since last year

1500
01:25:53,260 --> 01:25:55,260
enemies dropping into the a.o.

1501
01:25:55,260 --> 01:26:09,260
oh

1502
01:26:11,980 --> 01:26:21,260
gas is closing in

1503
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:41,760
*Mario's phone rings*

1504
01:26:41,760 --> 01:26:47,760
No one taking the bait there, that's fine.

1505
01:26:47,760 --> 01:27:09,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1506
01:27:09,260 --> 01:27:16,260
Ah!

1507
01:27:16,260 --> 01:27:28,260
Jesus Christ, that's scary stuff.

1508
01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:36,260
That was very scary stuff, caught me unawares and look, when someone's up a crane like that, there's not much you can do. It's a pure freezer crane situation.

1509
01:27:36,260 --> 01:27:40,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1510
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:48,260
Let's go for this. Neil, Neil Chris, how are ya? The new Chris, Neil Chris 30. The day of Christ.

1511
01:27:48,260 --> 01:28:06,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1512
01:28:06,260 --> 01:28:10,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1513
01:28:10,260 --> 01:28:22,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1514
01:28:22,260 --> 01:28:34,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1515
01:28:34,260 --> 01:28:36,260
*Mario's phone rings*

1516
01:28:36,260 --> 01:28:38,920
a fucking goulash master.

1517
01:28:40,400 --> 01:28:42,280
Definitely the mark of the beast

1518
01:28:42,280 --> 01:28:45,040
and the head of that fella there.

1519
01:28:46,140 --> 01:28:47,500
Well and truly Columbined.

1520
01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:50,780
Says CMOS 44.

1521
01:28:54,040 --> 01:28:56,280
But an interesting diversion

1522
01:28:56,280 --> 01:28:59,560
from what was going down there

1523
01:28:59,560 --> 01:29:02,460
in Chinatown before.

1524
01:29:03,740 --> 01:29:05,660
Not much other to say about it

1525
01:29:05,660 --> 01:29:06,480
other than that really.

1526
01:29:13,620 --> 01:29:15,840
I'm your sweet man

1527
01:29:15,840 --> 01:29:19,620
A lovely little tasty treat man

1528
01:29:19,620 --> 01:29:27,400
I'm your sweet man

1529
01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:31,160
A lovely little tasty treat man

1530
01:29:35,060 --> 01:29:39,520
I'm your sweet man

1531
01:29:39,520 --> 01:29:43,300
A lovely little tasty treat man

1532
01:29:43,300 --> 01:29:47,840
That's just an additional little one

1533
01:29:47,840 --> 01:29:51,400
That I made up off the back of the 1-2-3-4-5 situation.

1534
01:29:52,300 --> 01:29:54,180
unfortunately their KO law

1535
01:29:54,180 --> 01:29:56,400
said that this was a one, the last game

1536
01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:58,640
was a 1-2-3-4 shite situation.

1537
01:30:01,680 --> 01:30:02,480
Look, it's

1538
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:03,240
tough.

1539
01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,180
It's tough to

1540
01:30:06,180 --> 01:30:08,420
see it happen and unfold the way it's happening

1541
01:30:08,420 --> 01:30:10,040
but it's not the end of the world for me.

1542
01:30:11,360 --> 01:30:12,040
We've been

1543
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:13,820
in this position before.

1544
01:30:14,260 --> 01:30:16,360
All I can say is that that was an absolutely

1545
01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:18,440
sensational end

1546
01:30:18,440 --> 01:30:20,020
to the penultimately

1547
01:30:20,020 --> 01:30:21,660
last game but one.

1548
01:30:22,020 --> 01:30:24,000
It was a sensational end. I had the high alert

1549
01:30:24,000 --> 01:30:27,920
package so I could see when they were aiming at me.

1550
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:31,640
Just unfortunately I didn't have my setup

1551
01:30:31,640 --> 01:30:33,540
correctly calibrated for the fucking

1552
01:30:33,540 --> 01:30:35,660
endgame. Wanti, thank you very much there.

1553
01:30:35,740 --> 01:30:37,780
I hope you're getting on well

1554
01:30:37,780 --> 01:30:39,420
and you're getting out and about as well

1555
01:30:39,420 --> 01:30:41,780
and getting some of that fresh winter crisp air

1556
01:30:41,780 --> 01:30:43,840
because it can be very hard stuck indoors

1557
01:30:43,840 --> 01:30:44,380
the whole time.

1558
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:47,800
It can be hard on your respiratory system.

1559
01:30:49,000 --> 01:30:49,880
As I was

1560
01:30:49,880 --> 01:30:50,420
I was told there

1561
01:30:50,420 --> 01:30:51,800
there's too much

1562
01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:54,580
indoor breathing going on

1563
01:30:54,580 --> 01:30:56,180
and not enough outdoor breathing

1564
01:30:56,180 --> 01:30:57,720
but that's what happens in the middle of winter.

1565
01:30:57,900 --> 01:30:59,520
It's a bit of a fucking

1566
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,860
a ball ache

1567
01:31:01,860 --> 01:31:06,540
to have the energy to move around

1568
01:31:06,540 --> 01:31:07,980
and get outside as well

1569
01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:10,260
especially when it's an absolute stinker of a day.

1570
01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:12,240
But happy new year to you Wanti.

1571
01:31:12,340 --> 01:31:13,420
thanks very much for the tip.

1572
01:31:13,540 --> 01:31:14,980
Please give a shout out to Ava

1573
01:31:14,980 --> 01:31:16,180
who's watching

1574
01:31:16,180 --> 01:31:18,680
while sucking milk

1575
01:31:18,680 --> 01:31:20,200
gram salt bottle.

1576
01:31:20,800 --> 01:31:21,400
Great stuff.

1577
01:31:21,500 --> 01:31:23,200
Don't know what a gram 6A bottle is

1578
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:24,640
but fair play to the

1579
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:27,940
fair play to Ava there

1580
01:31:27,940 --> 01:31:30,680
for enjoying the milk.

1581
01:31:31,680 --> 01:31:34,680
let's enjoy some milk ourselves right now Tom.

1582
01:31:37,520 --> 01:31:37,940
Tom?

1583
01:31:42,420 --> 01:31:47,920
we need to visualize the entire warzone as a big fat cow

1584
01:31:47,920 --> 01:31:52,220
with sizable udders

1585
01:31:52,220 --> 01:31:55,080
just ready to burst forth

1586
01:31:55,080 --> 01:32:00,960
with pure unpasteurized raw milk power.

1587
01:32:03,620 --> 01:32:04,900
Get the gloves on.

1588
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:07,600
Find the teeth.

1589
01:32:09,060 --> 01:32:11,100
Make sure your bucket is ready and angled.

1590
01:32:12,100 --> 01:32:14,140
And start to relieve the milk.

1591
01:32:16,200 --> 01:32:18,480
You put it so eloquently.

1592
01:32:19,200 --> 01:32:20,620
A real agricultural

1593
01:32:20,620 --> 01:32:24,000
style of fucking chatting.

1594
01:32:24,120 --> 01:32:24,520
Here we go.

1595
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,060
Let's get agricultural here.

1596
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:30,780
You're joking.

1597
01:32:31,020 --> 01:32:32,120
You're joking me.

1598
01:32:32,420 --> 01:32:33,700
You're having a joke.

1599
01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:35,920
Your head.

1600
01:32:37,540 --> 01:32:40,260
Your head was in the fucking cabbage section.

1601
01:32:41,880 --> 01:32:43,920
Your head was in the cabbage section.

1602
01:32:43,920 --> 01:32:57,920
Take it easy now Francis.

1603
01:32:58,080 --> 01:32:59,600
You don't want to lose the head of yourself.

1604
01:33:04,560 --> 01:33:05,340
Fuck this.

1605
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:06,760
It's the same shit

1606
01:33:06,760 --> 01:33:08,020
over and over again.

1607
01:33:08,360 --> 01:33:08,800
Bowing out.

1608
01:33:09,060 --> 01:33:09,500
Gulags.

1609
01:33:09,700 --> 01:33:11,160
Gulags at this stage of the game.

1610
01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:18,580
I'm using black.

1611
01:33:25,320 --> 01:33:28,680
Lillie Prenderville.

1612
01:33:28,760 --> 01:33:29,400
Thank you very much.

1613
01:33:29,880 --> 01:33:31,300
Really sorry there Lillie

1614
01:33:31,300 --> 01:33:32,540
for losing the cool there.

1615
01:33:32,540 --> 01:33:42,140
Just need to switch it back

1616
01:33:42,140 --> 01:33:43,420
to fucking fun mode again.

1617
01:33:43,520 --> 01:33:44,140
Just give me a moment.

1618
01:33:47,020 --> 01:33:48,180
It's going great.

1619
01:33:48,620 --> 01:33:49,760
Let's do this.

1620
01:33:50,380 --> 01:33:53,420
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1621
01:33:53,740 --> 01:33:56,460
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

1622
01:34:00,380 --> 01:34:02,660
You need to get yourself back on the teeth.

1623
01:34:03,100 --> 01:34:05,560
In fact, you never even were on the teeth.

1624
01:34:05,940 --> 01:34:06,740
That was the problem.

1625
01:34:06,860 --> 01:34:07,400
The lash camp.

1626
01:34:07,780 --> 01:34:08,540
Let's do this.

1627
01:34:12,540 --> 01:34:13,380
Good job.

1628
01:34:13,380 --> 01:34:21,380
We need to find...

1629
01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:22,500
Come on.

1630
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:24,700
Pray for a Gulag buyback box.

1631
01:34:24,940 --> 01:34:26,800
Pray for a Gulag buyback box.

1632
01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:30,780
Not what we wanted.

1633
01:34:31,000 --> 01:34:31,740
For an RPG.

1634
01:34:32,040 --> 01:34:32,680
I like them.

1635
01:34:32,860 --> 01:34:34,060
I'm feeling nice about them.

1636
01:34:34,800 --> 01:34:35,200
Silenced.

1637
01:34:36,620 --> 01:34:37,340
Gulag gun.

1638
01:34:37,580 --> 01:34:38,580
That'll do as well.

1639
01:34:38,720 --> 01:34:39,040
Sniper.

1640
01:34:39,140 --> 01:34:39,680
We won't bother.

1641
01:34:39,780 --> 01:34:40,380
We're just going to go...

1642
01:34:40,380 --> 01:34:43,720
We're going to go fucking jihadist on this.

1643
01:34:44,860 --> 01:34:48,400
We're going to go jihadist with an RPG and an ISIL.

1644
01:35:00,660 --> 01:35:02,120
Thank you very much there, Lily.

1645
01:35:02,320 --> 01:35:03,280
Friend of a fair play.

1646
01:35:03,420 --> 01:35:05,180
Francis, you say thanks for the stream.

1647
01:35:05,280 --> 01:35:06,420
That's nice to hear that.

1648
01:35:06,480 --> 01:35:07,640
Let's get this fucking going.

1649
01:35:07,640 --> 01:35:10,920
We've got $15,000 in the satchel.

1650
01:35:11,240 --> 01:35:13,680
Let's go and get ourselves some nice goodie bags.

1651
01:35:14,380 --> 01:35:15,560
We'll get ourselves a loadout.

1652
01:35:15,820 --> 01:35:17,040
We'll get ourselves a radar.

1653
01:35:17,720 --> 01:35:19,400
We'll head to a nice place.

1654
01:35:19,860 --> 01:35:21,300
Just take it all in.

1655
01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:23,220
Take it all in.

1656
01:35:25,520 --> 01:35:26,560
That's great to hear.

1657
01:35:26,940 --> 01:35:29,220
It's nice to know that we're being fucking looked at.

1658
01:35:33,320 --> 01:35:34,920
Friendly loadout drops on the way.

1659
01:35:35,620 --> 01:35:37,220
There's a loadout drop right there.

1660
01:35:38,800 --> 01:35:40,220
We won't bother with RPG.

1661
01:35:40,440 --> 01:35:42,020
We'll just fucking make a move for it.

1662
01:35:43,200 --> 01:35:44,560
We'll make the Freddy Durst.

1663
01:35:51,900 --> 01:35:53,080
When the fun stops.

1664
01:35:53,160 --> 01:35:53,940
Thank you very much.

1665
01:35:54,040 --> 01:35:54,240
Look.

1666
01:35:54,360 --> 01:35:56,260
It's not gambling if you're having fun.

1667
01:35:56,720 --> 01:35:57,960
And I'm not losing...

1668
01:35:57,960 --> 01:35:59,080
I'm not putting vast...

1669
01:35:59,960 --> 01:36:02,180
Swimbs of money down on any of these games.

1670
01:36:02,320 --> 01:36:03,340
This is just...

1671
01:36:03,340 --> 01:36:07,780
The only money I'm spending is down at the fucking shop for the...

1672
01:36:07,780 --> 01:36:18,860
Requesting recon flyover.

1673
01:36:18,940 --> 01:36:19,400
Copy that.

1674
01:36:19,400 --> 01:36:20,720
UAV is on station.

1675
01:36:40,540 --> 01:36:41,860
Jesus, he's fucking fast.

1676
01:36:41,860 --> 01:36:54,280
I'm fucking shit.

1677
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:55,080
I'm just...

1678
01:36:55,080 --> 01:36:55,660
I've had it with it.

1679
01:36:55,680 --> 01:36:56,820
I don't understand what's going on.

1680
01:36:57,740 --> 01:36:58,120
Just...

1681
01:36:58,120 --> 01:37:00,020
It doesn't make sense at all.

1682
01:37:00,680 --> 01:37:01,580
Something's gone on.

1683
01:37:02,400 --> 01:37:03,300
Something's gone on.

1684
01:37:06,480 --> 01:37:09,300
Maybe I'm just being a little bit too rash.

1685
01:37:09,620 --> 01:37:10,380
I'm getting...

1686
01:37:10,380 --> 01:37:12,960
I'm trying to get shots that are not capable with the gun.

1687
01:37:13,460 --> 01:37:14,400
The velocity.

1688
01:37:14,660 --> 01:37:15,500
The range.

1689
01:37:15,600 --> 01:37:16,500
The weapon that I have.

1690
01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:46,480
Thank you.

1691
01:37:46,480 --> 01:38:16,460
Thank you.

1692
01:38:16,460 --> 01:38:18,460
Thank you.

1693
01:38:18,460 --> 01:38:20,460
Thank you.

1694
01:38:20,460 --> 01:38:22,460
Thank you.

1695
01:38:22,460 --> 01:38:24,420
Solid work evading the enemy.

1696
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:25,600
You're clear for now.

1697
01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:39,580
Shlippery, shlippery dick.

1698
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:41,580
*Gunshot*

1699
01:39:01,980 --> 01:39:03,980
Friendly UAV is sweeping the area

1700
01:39:08,780 --> 01:39:14,540
Now I'm like an arsehole now running around the fucking warzone with only one two plates on it's just

1701
01:39:16,140 --> 01:39:24,300
Something has gone on. I think something has gone on. There's been an underhanded sort of nerf of the character. I know I keep saying it, but I mean it in

1702
01:39:24,940 --> 01:39:26,940
You're seeing it with your own eyes

1703
01:39:26,940 --> 01:39:28,940
*Movie voice*

1704
01:39:37,980 --> 01:40:07,960
I'm sorry.

1705
01:40:07,960 --> 01:40:24,600
Is it safe?

1706
01:40:24,600 --> 01:40:26,600
Gas is inbound.

1707
01:40:26,600 --> 01:40:42,600
Gas is inbound.

1708
01:40:42,600 --> 01:40:43,600
This is it.

1709
01:40:43,600 --> 01:40:44,600
This is what we want now.

1710
01:40:44,600 --> 01:40:45,600
We've got a loadout gap.

1711
01:40:45,600 --> 01:40:46,600
We've got a lovely car.

1712
01:40:46,600 --> 01:40:47,600
Loads of plates.

1713
01:40:47,600 --> 01:40:49,600
Fucking raid our car.

1714
01:40:49,600 --> 01:41:05,600
Just letting the battlefield know that we're around.

1715
01:41:05,600 --> 01:41:17,600
We're available.

1716
01:41:17,600 --> 01:41:18,600
Oops.

1717
01:41:18,600 --> 01:41:20,600
I can see a fella right over there.

1718
01:41:20,600 --> 01:41:21,600
Someone's trying to run him down.

1719
01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:23,600
Let's go and get involved.

1720
01:41:23,600 --> 01:41:36,600
See a bit of spice action up there.

1721
01:41:36,600 --> 01:41:46,600
That lad needs to concentrate on his own fucking problems and not me.

1722
01:41:46,600 --> 01:41:51,600
What a fuck up.

1723
01:41:51,600 --> 01:42:18,600
What an absolute fuck up.

1724
01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:19,600
It's great though.

1725
01:42:19,600 --> 01:42:21,600
We've managed to evade it.

1726
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:23,600
We're still in the mixing unit.

1727
01:42:23,600 --> 01:42:25,600
Team Zelensky.

1728
01:42:25,600 --> 01:42:27,600
Thank you very much.

1729
01:42:27,600 --> 01:42:30,600
We might even be able to hop on this caboose here.

1730
01:42:30,600 --> 01:42:32,600
It could take us into no man's land.

1731
01:42:32,600 --> 01:42:33,600
There's no point in doing that.

1732
01:42:33,600 --> 01:42:45,600
I'm going to cross the tracks.

1733
01:42:45,600 --> 01:42:47,600
We don't know if there's anyone over here.

1734
01:42:47,600 --> 01:42:48,600
Indeed.

1735
01:42:48,600 --> 01:42:52,600
It'd be a great spot for someone to fucking hunt someone down on.

1736
01:42:52,600 --> 01:42:56,600
Hopefully the EV on top of the hill here hasn't seen me.

1737
01:42:56,600 --> 01:42:57,600
It's closing in.

1738
01:42:57,600 --> 01:42:58,600
Get to the new safe zone.

1739
01:42:58,600 --> 01:43:03,600
We've got a flash bang on a petrol bomb.

1740
01:43:03,600 --> 01:43:06,600
Someone's got a drone over there.

1741
01:43:06,600 --> 01:43:09,600
There's someone up there.

1742
01:43:09,600 --> 01:43:10,600
It could be game over.

1743
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:11,600
There's somebody lights out.

1744
01:43:11,600 --> 01:43:13,600
There's somebody lights out.

1745
01:43:13,600 --> 01:43:14,600
There's somebody lights out.

1746
01:43:15,600 --> 01:43:30,080
Not too shabby.

1747
01:43:33,040 --> 01:43:33,720
Fucking hell.

1748
01:43:33,900 --> 01:43:35,700
Thank you very much there, Team Zelensky.

1749
01:43:35,840 --> 01:43:37,080
And when the fun stops, stop.

1750
01:43:38,500 --> 01:43:39,960
Not going to take that advice.

1751
01:43:40,260 --> 01:43:44,140
Once the fun has stopped, that's when you know it's going to start at some stage again sooner or later.

1752
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:45,120
So don't get worried.

1753
01:43:45,120 --> 01:43:55,600
Do get worried, though, if you're standing up in the middle of a fucking radar tower like this.

1754
01:43:56,980 --> 01:43:59,120
Because it could really be a snipe situation.

1755
01:43:59,720 --> 01:44:01,300
Play it up and play it off.

1756
01:44:04,760 --> 01:44:07,360
Love to get a shot on with this guy.

1757
01:44:07,360 --> 01:44:08,360
Okay.

1758
01:44:08,360 --> 01:44:09,360
Okay.

1759
01:44:09,360 --> 01:44:10,360
Okay.

1760
01:44:10,360 --> 01:44:11,360
Okay.

1761
01:44:11,360 --> 01:44:12,360
Okay.

1762
01:44:12,360 --> 01:44:42,340
Okay.

1763
01:44:42,340 --> 01:44:43,920
That's not a battle I'm gonna win.

1764
01:44:44,960 --> 01:44:45,720
He's got a sniper.

1765
01:44:46,960 --> 01:44:47,240
Fuck.

1766
01:44:49,460 --> 01:44:51,360
Hopefully he can't shoot through the fucking metal.

1767
01:44:58,320 --> 01:44:59,700
Just take it easy, yeah?

1768
01:44:59,720 --> 01:45:00,960
Just take it easy for a moment.

1769
01:45:00,960 --> 01:45:01,520
At least.

1770
01:45:03,220 --> 01:45:06,920
Yeah, it's definitely worth resting here for a minute.

1771
01:45:08,100 --> 01:45:08,920
It's great.

1772
01:45:09,980 --> 01:45:11,880
Technique you've managed to show, if anything.

1773
01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:16,900
People will be very impressed with your evasion skills.

1774
01:45:25,580 --> 01:45:26,100
Fuck.

1775
01:45:26,480 --> 01:45:29,480
This is a heavy, heavy buzz right now.

1776
01:45:29,540 --> 01:45:30,480
We're gonna have to get out of here.

1777
01:45:31,980 --> 01:45:33,440
We're gonna have to get out of here fast.

1778
01:45:35,480 --> 01:45:36,480
Possibly over there.

1779
01:45:40,060 --> 01:45:43,320
Aw, for ffff. You're on my line now.

1780
01:45:43,320 --> 01:45:46,600
Failure ain't fatal. It's just an opportunity to do better.

1781
01:45:47,520 --> 01:45:54,220
He did well. He fucking did well.

1782
01:46:00,880 --> 01:46:02,180
He did really well there.

1783
01:46:04,860 --> 01:46:08,220
Why don't you use a sniper, Francis? Let's have a little look here and see.

1784
01:46:08,220 --> 01:46:09,220
Let's see.

1785
01:46:25,860 --> 01:46:29,280
We don't have any sniper rifles ranked up. That's the problem.

1786
01:46:31,880 --> 01:46:36,220
What's this? 25? Level 25's not bad, but I don't think it packs...

1787
01:46:36,220 --> 01:46:41,980
a real sick punch. A real sick punch the way we want.

1788
01:46:45,940 --> 01:46:48,700
What do you put onto this fucking thing to make it go pop?

1789
01:46:48,700 --> 01:46:49,700
*Best up*

1790
01:47:13,700 --> 01:47:15,700
Accuracy or fire rate? Go for fire rate.

1791
01:47:16,700 --> 01:47:20,700
Cat-AMR is the job, but I don't have any of the unlockables.

1792
01:47:23,700 --> 01:47:26,700
Shotgun-sniper combo. I think maybe the...

1793
01:47:29,700 --> 01:47:33,700
What about fucking Uzi and shotgun combination pack?

1794
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:36,700
Duplicate Yeti.

1795
01:47:39,700 --> 01:47:41,700
Change that for a shotgun.

1796
01:47:44,700 --> 01:47:46,700
The Riveter. That's... that's...

1797
01:47:47,700 --> 01:47:51,700
I think that was the bad boy that we used in the situation last night.

1798
01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:53,700
Final...

1799
01:47:54,700 --> 01:47:55,700
Three.

1800
01:48:02,700 --> 01:48:03,700
It's... it's locked.

1801
01:48:04,700 --> 01:48:07,700
You can only get it by completing the Armory unlock.

1802
01:48:09,700 --> 01:48:11,700
Good morning, Ciaran Fitzgerald.

1803
01:48:12,700 --> 01:48:13,700
And...

1804
01:48:13,700 --> 01:48:15,700
Andrew, Tate and Riley and Dee.

1805
01:48:15,700 --> 01:48:16,700
Jab, Jab, Jab.

1806
01:48:16,700 --> 01:48:19,700
So you gotta pay these guys in order to unlock...

1807
01:48:20,700 --> 01:48:21,700
This Christmas gun.

1808
01:48:22,700 --> 01:48:35,700
The Riveter is good, but the Lockwood is what we've got unlocked.

1809
01:48:36,700 --> 01:48:37,700
Unlockwood.

1810
01:48:37,700 --> 01:48:38,700
Unlockwood.

1811
01:48:47,700 --> 01:48:48,700
Ah, fuck that shite.

1812
01:48:48,700 --> 01:48:50,700
Just stay with what we've got and... and...

1813
01:48:52,700 --> 01:48:53,700
Play better.

1814
01:48:53,700 --> 01:48:54,700
I mean, I'm well capable of it.

1815
01:48:54,700 --> 01:48:55,700
I'm well capable of it.

1816
01:48:56,700 --> 01:48:57,700
I'm well capable of it.

1817
01:49:00,700 --> 01:49:05,700
Might as well just do up that sniper just in case.

1818
01:49:05,700 --> 01:49:06,700
I'm well capable of it.

1819
01:49:06,700 --> 01:49:07,700
I'm well capable of it.

1820
01:49:07,700 --> 01:49:08,700
I'm well capable of it.

1821
01:49:08,700 --> 01:49:09,700
I'm well capable of it.

1822
01:49:09,700 --> 01:49:10,700
I'm well capable of it.

1823
01:49:10,700 --> 01:49:11,700
I'm well capable of it.

1824
01:49:11,700 --> 01:49:12,700
I'm well capable of it.

1825
01:49:12,700 --> 01:49:13,700
I'm well capable of it.

1826
01:49:13,700 --> 01:49:14,700
I'm well capable of it.

1827
01:49:14,700 --> 01:49:15,700
I'm well capable of it.

1828
01:49:15,700 --> 01:49:16,700
I'm well capable of it.

1829
01:49:16,700 --> 01:49:17,700
I'm well capable of it.

1830
01:49:17,700 --> 01:49:18,700
I'm well capable of it.

1831
01:49:18,700 --> 01:49:19,700
I'm well capable of it.

1832
01:49:19,700 --> 01:49:20,700
I'm well capable of it.

1833
01:49:20,700 --> 01:49:21,700
I'm well capable of it.

1834
01:49:21,700 --> 01:49:22,700
I'm well capable of it.

1835
01:49:23,700 --> 01:49:24,700
I'm well capable of it.

1836
01:49:25,700 --> 01:49:26,700
I'm well capable of it.

1837
01:49:27,700 --> 01:49:28,700
I'm well capable of it.

1838
01:49:28,700 --> 01:49:29,700
I'm well capable of it.

1839
01:49:29,700 --> 01:49:30,700
I'm well capable of it.

1840
01:49:30,700 --> 01:49:31,700
I'm well capable of it.

1841
01:49:31,700 --> 01:49:32,700
I'm well capable of it.

1842
01:49:33,700 --> 01:50:03,680
I'm going to get to the end of the day.

1843
01:50:03,680 --> 01:50:33,660
I'm going to get to the end of the day.

1844
01:50:33,660 --> 01:50:35,660
1-2-Charlie-5 situation.

1845
01:50:42,040 --> 01:50:47,460
You have to be better than everyone by a fair bit to win without battle pass at the moment.

1846
01:50:47,580 --> 01:50:49,360
But I mean, look.

1847
01:50:50,620 --> 01:50:52,200
We've got our own strategies.

1848
01:50:52,380 --> 01:50:53,620
We've got our own thinking.

1849
01:50:54,500 --> 01:50:55,240
This is the one.

1850
01:50:55,340 --> 01:50:56,160
Suffocation Street.

1851
01:50:56,840 --> 01:51:01,640
We haven't even utilized the Suffocation Street tactics as of yet.

1852
01:51:04,240 --> 01:51:04,940
You know what I mean?

1853
01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:06,580
Look at how fast these cunts are killing me.

1854
01:51:06,640 --> 01:51:08,080
It just doesn't make sense.

1855
01:51:09,140 --> 01:51:13,340
Definitely a broken game in many, many, many ways.

1856
01:51:15,880 --> 01:51:18,820
I mean, I have a lot to say that's good about it.

1857
01:51:21,020 --> 01:51:22,220
There's an awful lot of bad.

1858
01:51:26,240 --> 01:51:28,580
Hey, that's nice.

1859
01:51:30,420 --> 01:51:32,960
Maybe I'll fucking take the sniper out for a spin.

1860
01:51:36,140 --> 01:51:39,340
Let's see your man was softened up there.

1861
01:51:41,720 --> 01:51:42,240
How you've been teamed.

1862
01:51:45,240 --> 01:51:48,340
Can we get another blast of the sugar tune?

1863
01:51:48,420 --> 01:51:49,260
You can indeed.

1864
01:51:54,060 --> 01:51:56,060
I'm your sweet man.

1865
01:51:56,640 --> 01:52:00,120
Your lovely little tasty treat man, baby.

1866
01:52:01,400 --> 01:52:03,200
I'm your sweet man.

1867
01:52:03,660 --> 01:52:06,640
Your lovely little tasty treat man.

1868
01:52:07,920 --> 01:52:08,980
Thank you very much.

1869
01:52:09,060 --> 01:52:11,040
Smudge seat for the tip there.

1870
01:52:11,160 --> 01:52:12,440
Happy Christmas and Happy New Year.

1871
01:52:16,840 --> 01:52:18,180
Let's do this.

1872
01:52:18,520 --> 01:52:22,560
Maybe a sniper situation could really be a game changer for you.

1873
01:52:23,260 --> 01:52:26,180
We're looking for something very good here today.

1874
01:52:26,940 --> 01:52:28,580
We're looking for something very nice.

1875
01:52:30,960 --> 01:52:34,260
I just have the feeling inside of me now, Tom,

1876
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:36,580
that just something different.

1877
01:52:36,580 --> 01:52:40,600
might be the tonic that we need

1878
01:52:40,600 --> 01:52:43,200
to overcome all adversity.

1879
01:52:52,520 --> 01:52:53,600
As we race down,

1880
01:52:53,680 --> 01:52:56,520
I'm going to go full on commentary mode here for a moment.

1881
01:52:56,660 --> 01:52:57,920
See how far that takes me.

1882
01:52:59,340 --> 01:53:01,700
The house is empty at the moment.

1883
01:53:01,820 --> 01:53:02,640
There's nobody here.

1884
01:53:02,760 --> 01:53:05,560
Hopefully we can get ourselves a lovely plate or two

1885
01:53:05,560 --> 01:53:08,100
and maybe even a sub machine gun.

1886
01:53:08,180 --> 01:53:10,860
But I'm happy enough with what we've got at the moment.

1887
01:53:12,000 --> 01:53:16,360
Each room offers up a brand new chance at a box.

1888
01:53:16,760 --> 01:53:17,700
The ass is moving.

1889
01:53:20,140 --> 01:53:21,640
And there's the sub machine gun.

1890
01:53:22,020 --> 01:53:23,980
We've got that combination with the shotgun.

1891
01:53:27,840 --> 01:53:31,460
And we're getting fucking love letters sent to us.

1892
01:53:31,460 --> 01:53:37,120
Let's go and get ourselves a love machine that'll take us over there to him.

1893
01:53:40,920 --> 01:53:42,280
Hopefully he can't see me here.

1894
01:53:42,500 --> 01:53:43,320
If he can snipe me here.

1895
01:53:43,480 --> 01:53:43,920
Yep.

1896
01:53:44,260 --> 01:53:44,440
Yep.

1897
01:53:44,580 --> 01:53:45,040
That's not great.

1898
01:53:56,500 --> 01:53:57,180
Fuck.

1899
01:54:19,240 --> 01:54:19,940
Bro!

1900
01:54:20,500 --> 01:54:21,940
See the blood in the air.

1901
01:54:23,200 --> 01:54:24,040
Fuck me.

1902
01:54:24,040 --> 01:54:28,300
That's... he's cheating.

1903
01:54:28,580 --> 01:54:29,420
He is cheating.

1904
01:54:30,440 --> 01:54:32,880
How does he... how did he get that shot, man?

1905
01:54:35,160 --> 01:54:37,720
Turned me into fucking raspberry jam.

1906
01:54:38,560 --> 01:54:39,380
On toast.

1907
01:54:40,800 --> 01:54:43,820
On today of all days, the day of... the last day of the year,

1908
01:54:43,900 --> 01:54:47,660
he decided to fucking save that little chestnut for... for now.

1909
01:54:47,760 --> 01:54:49,680
What an absolute... what kind of mind?

1910
01:54:50,460 --> 01:54:51,460
Who thinks that?

1911
01:54:51,460 --> 01:54:54,460
I...

1912
01:54:54,460 --> 01:54:57,260
Your fight's over, soldier.

1913
01:54:58,180 --> 01:54:59,060
Return to base.

1914
01:55:01,200 --> 01:55:03,220
I'm your sweet man.

1915
01:55:03,340 --> 01:55:04,180
Just an opportunity to...

1916
01:55:04,180 --> 01:55:07,020
A lovely little tasty treat man.

1917
01:55:11,420 --> 01:55:13,500
I'm your sweet man.

1918
01:55:13,500 --> 01:55:17,280
A lovely little tasty treat man.

1919
01:55:20,000 --> 01:55:21,720
The depravity.

1920
01:55:23,720 --> 01:55:25,040
The detritus.

1921
01:55:25,800 --> 01:55:29,340
The demise-ridden existence that we have been living.

1922
01:55:30,080 --> 01:55:34,420
When, oh when, will we be free from the shackles of our own ineptitude?

1923
01:55:35,160 --> 01:55:37,820
When, oh when, will the tables begin to turn?

1924
01:55:39,420 --> 01:55:43,100
We've... we've slaved hard in the fucking battle arena.

1925
01:55:43,460 --> 01:55:50,680
We've tried our darndest to turn the fucking tables around, but we keep on getting stonewalled.

1926
01:55:51,480 --> 01:55:53,420
At every juncture.

1927
01:55:57,140 --> 01:56:01,360
You can't mandate for that type of thing, Colin.

1928
01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:01,960
Exactly.

1929
01:56:03,520 --> 01:56:03,960
Exactly.

1930
01:56:05,600 --> 01:56:06,860
And I know that you're...

1931
01:56:06,860 --> 01:56:10,860
You're not trying to fucking...

1932
01:56:10,860 --> 01:56:13,980
Just soften the blow.

1933
01:56:14,860 --> 01:56:16,080
Because the reality is...

1934
01:56:16,080 --> 01:56:17,240
You can see the reality.

1935
01:56:17,240 --> 01:56:18,580
And it's not a great reality.

1936
01:56:18,580 --> 01:56:20,260
It's a fucking fictional reality.

1937
01:56:20,440 --> 01:56:21,700
It's a virtual reality.

1938
01:56:24,080 --> 01:56:26,440
And they're making the rules up as they go along.

1939
01:56:26,680 --> 01:56:28,660
And here's Johnny come lately here.

1940
01:56:30,660 --> 01:56:32,700
Trying to put together a fucking jigsaw.

1941
01:56:32,940 --> 01:56:34,660
That has no...

1942
01:56:34,660 --> 01:56:35,480
Picture on it.

1943
01:56:35,860 --> 01:56:37,180
Can you imagine how hard that would be?

1944
01:56:38,760 --> 01:56:40,820
A thousand piece jigsaw puzzle.

1945
01:56:41,860 --> 01:56:43,300
It's just...

1946
01:56:43,300 --> 01:56:44,560
Just nothing.

1947
01:56:44,700 --> 01:56:45,060
There's nothing.

1948
01:56:45,140 --> 01:56:45,720
It's just black.

1949
01:56:46,720 --> 01:56:47,740
Or just white.

1950
01:56:51,080 --> 01:56:57,920
I think Lauren Larson said it best.

1951
01:56:58,940 --> 01:56:59,580
With...

1952
01:56:59,580 --> 01:57:01,600
I think there's something wrong with this game.

1953
01:57:02,860 --> 01:57:05,600
I couldn't put it any better than that myself.

1954
01:57:09,740 --> 01:57:11,480
I'm not going to play Resurgence, Phil.

1955
01:57:11,800 --> 01:57:13,700
I think it's a case of...

1956
01:57:13,700 --> 01:57:15,740
Downing tools for a moment or two.

1957
01:57:15,880 --> 01:57:16,840
Or three or four.

1958
01:57:17,320 --> 01:57:20,040
Maybe even trying to get a bit of heavy rain in.

1959
01:57:20,200 --> 01:57:22,200
To take the pace into a new zone.

1960
01:57:22,320 --> 01:57:22,860
A new...

1961
01:57:22,860 --> 01:57:24,380
Kind of more sedate.

1962
01:57:24,520 --> 01:57:25,220
Cerebral.

1963
01:57:26,060 --> 01:57:27,580
Fucking benzoed out.

1964
01:57:29,680 --> 01:57:31,580
Dad trying to overcome his...

1965
01:57:31,580 --> 01:57:32,500
Demons.

1966
01:57:32,780 --> 01:57:33,220
Demonic.

1967
01:57:33,560 --> 01:57:35,420
Shooting some b-ball in the piss in the rain.

1968
01:57:35,560 --> 01:57:36,420
Sort of...

1969
01:57:36,420 --> 01:57:37,000
Chill out.

1970
01:57:37,400 --> 01:57:38,200
Mania vibe.

1971
01:57:38,380 --> 01:57:39,720
Before coming back into this.

1972
01:57:39,980 --> 01:57:41,380
Which is an absolute...

1973
01:57:41,380 --> 01:57:42,720
Ball bustingly.

1974
01:57:43,720 --> 01:57:44,240
Swashbuckling.

1975
01:57:45,100 --> 01:57:45,580
Heavy.

1976
01:57:45,780 --> 01:57:47,200
Heavy blow to the senses.

1977
01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:49,100
We're deploying you to the front lines.

1978
01:57:49,320 --> 01:57:54,060
Step away come back you win first time it's happened before gonna step over here for a moment

1979
01:58:05,040 --> 01:58:08,560
I am the eagle I am the eagle

1980
01:58:14,240 --> 01:58:18,680
Look I think that might fucking that might yield some results there

1981
01:58:19,320 --> 01:58:20,860
this

1982
01:58:20,860 --> 01:58:22,500
Good news

1983
01:58:22,500 --> 01:58:26,820
Good news because Irish wristwatches said that this game will be the one

1984
01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:30,360
You gotta like those odds

1985
01:58:40,420 --> 01:58:42,420
I

1986
01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:47,500
Love cream cakes in Montecito. I love cream cakes

1987
01:58:48,320 --> 01:58:50,320
Back off

1988
01:59:09,460 --> 01:59:11,460
Joe this gun it feels it feels like

1989
01:59:11,460 --> 01:59:13,460
I need high cal rocks

1990
01:59:14,100 --> 01:59:19,960
You press the you pull the trigger and and it shoots like moments after you've pulled the fucking trigger

1991
01:59:33,460 --> 01:59:35,720
That's the one this is the gun

1992
01:59:35,720 --> 01:59:37,720
*gunshot*

1993
01:59:37,720 --> 01:59:39,720
*gunshot*

1994
01:59:39,720 --> 01:59:41,720
*gunshot*

1995
01:59:41,720 --> 01:59:43,720
*gunshot*

1996
01:59:43,720 --> 01:59:45,720
*gunshot*

1997
01:59:45,720 --> 01:59:46,220
*gunshot*

1998
01:59:46,220 --> 01:59:48,220
*gunshot*

1999
01:59:48,220 --> 01:59:50,220
*gunshot*

2000
01:59:50,220 --> 01:59:52,220
*gunshot*

2001
01:59:52,220 --> 01:59:54,220
*gunshot*

2002
01:59:54,220 --> 01:59:56,220
*gunshot*

2003
01:59:56,220 --> 01:59:58,220
*gunshot*

2004
01:59:58,220 --> 02:00:00,220
*gunshot*

2005
02:00:26,220 --> 02:00:27,220
*gunshot*

2006
02:00:27,220 --> 02:00:28,220
*gunshot*

2007
02:00:56,220 --> 02:00:57,220
*gunshot*

2008
02:00:57,220 --> 02:00:57,220
*gunshot*

2009
02:00:57,220 --> 02:00:57,220
*gunshot*

2010
02:00:57,220 --> 02:00:58,220
*gunshot*

2011
02:00:58,220 --> 02:00:59,220
*gunshot*

2012
02:00:59,220 --> 02:01:00,220
*gunshot*

2013
02:01:00,220 --> 02:01:01,220
*gunshot*

2014
02:01:01,220 --> 02:01:02,220
*gunshot*

2015
02:01:02,220 --> 02:01:03,220
*gunshot*

2016
02:01:03,220 --> 02:01:04,220
*gunshot*

2017
02:01:04,220 --> 02:01:05,220
*gunshot*

2018
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:05,220
*gunshot*

2019
02:01:05,220 --> 02:01:07,540
Someone's making their way in. Oh yeah.

2020
02:01:07,540 --> 02:01:09,540
*gunshot*

2021
02:01:09,540 --> 02:01:10,040
*gunshot*

2022
02:01:10,040 --> 02:01:12,040
*gunshot*

2023
02:01:12,040 --> 02:01:14,040
*thud*

2024
02:01:14,040 --> 02:01:16,040
*thud*

2025
02:01:42,040 --> 02:01:44,040
Where is that coming from?

2026
02:01:44,040 --> 02:01:44,540
Let's...

2027
02:01:47,040 --> 02:01:49,040
He's coming in hopefully he eats that mine.

2028
02:01:50,040 --> 02:01:53,040
He doesn't know I've got Riveter ready to go.

2029
02:01:53,040 --> 02:01:55,040
Raring to go.

2030
02:01:55,040 --> 02:02:00,040
*thud*

2031
02:02:00,040 --> 02:02:30,020
I'm going to go.

2032
02:02:30,020 --> 02:02:32,900
Sniper.

2033
02:02:32,900 --> 02:02:37,400
Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

2034
02:02:38,620 --> 02:02:38,860
Sif.

2035
02:02:39,740 --> 02:02:40,280
A nightmare.

2036
02:02:40,820 --> 02:02:41,660
It's an absolute nightmare.

2037
02:02:41,660 --> 02:03:11,640
There.

2038
02:03:11,640 --> 02:03:41,620
I don't know.

2039
02:03:41,620 --> 02:04:11,600
I don't know.

2040
02:04:11,600 --> 02:04:13,600
I don't know.

2041
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:17,440
situation. A one, two, three, four, five.

2042
02:04:17,740 --> 02:04:20,360
A one, two, three, four, five.

2043
02:04:24,360 --> 02:04:26,160
Whether or not there's someone

2044
02:04:26,160 --> 02:04:29,380
waiting to snipe us out there.

2045
02:04:29,840 --> 02:04:33,500
That was a real high-powered maneuver,

2046
02:04:33,640 --> 02:04:37,600
what you just seen there. I gave him the old lemony Snicket's

2047
02:04:39,140 --> 02:04:41,580
case of broken dreams, whereby

2048
02:04:41,580 --> 02:04:45,720
he was deliberating whether or not to jump onto the fucking

2049
02:04:45,720 --> 02:04:49,580
staircase. I thought, I'm going to jump off, and while he's doing

2050
02:04:49,580 --> 02:04:52,800
his deliberations, I'll do my deliberations.

2051
02:04:54,820 --> 02:04:57,340
Delivering bullet at a high

2052
02:04:57,340 --> 02:05:01,780
fucking value velocity. Some severe

2053
02:05:01,780 --> 02:05:05,560
accusations being laid at his feet, and

2054
02:05:05,560 --> 02:05:09,640
there's a sniper right too far away to even warrant any sort of fucking

2055
02:05:09,640 --> 02:05:10,820
worry from my end.

2056
02:05:15,220 --> 02:05:17,600
Now it's a case of just fucking having a look and seeing

2057
02:05:17,600 --> 02:05:19,680
what we've got going. We've got the first kill. Once you get that

2058
02:05:19,680 --> 02:05:20,320
first kill,

2059
02:05:21,060 --> 02:05:23,680
things really begin to take on

2060
02:05:23,680 --> 02:05:25,660
a different shape and meaning entirely. Look at

2061
02:05:25,660 --> 02:05:26,160
this now.

2062
02:05:26,160 --> 02:05:42,600
Fuck.

2063
02:05:42,600 --> 02:06:12,580
Fuck.

2064
02:06:12,580 --> 02:06:42,560
Fuck.

2065
02:06:42,560 --> 02:06:44,560
Fuck.

2066
02:06:44,560 --> 02:06:46,560
Fuck.

2067
02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:46,560
Fuck.

2068
02:06:46,560 --> 02:06:48,560
Fuck.

2069
02:06:48,560 --> 02:06:50,560
Fuck.

2070
02:06:50,560 --> 02:07:16,020
Gas is closing in.

2071
02:07:16,020 --> 02:07:30,700
Gas is closing in.

2072
02:07:30,700 --> 02:07:41,340
So let's have a little look here. That would be a nice spot to be in. This is totally and completely and ridiculously open.

2073
02:07:41,340 --> 02:07:48,340
I'm going to go.

2074
02:07:48,340 --> 02:07:55,340
I'm going to go.

2075
02:07:55,340 --> 02:08:19,340
He's just brought down that fucking escape plan. The Dillinger escape plan just got brought down.

2076
02:08:19,340 --> 02:08:26,340
I'm going to go.

2077
02:08:26,340 --> 02:08:33,340
I'm going to go.

2078
02:08:33,340 --> 02:08:40,340
I'm going to go.

2079
02:08:40,340 --> 02:08:47,340
I'm going to go.

2080
02:08:47,340 --> 02:08:51,340
Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck it.

2081
02:08:51,340 --> 02:08:54,340
Chimp commode. Thank you very much for your tip there.

2082
02:08:54,340 --> 02:09:00,340
Oh, what a nasty nasty bastard.

2083
02:09:00,340 --> 02:09:23,340
Fuck.

2084
02:09:23,340 --> 02:09:27,340
Tommy has been awful fucking quiet.

2085
02:09:27,340 --> 02:09:30,340
Showing his true colors.

2086
02:09:30,340 --> 02:09:42,340
Yes!

2087
02:09:42,340 --> 02:09:47,660
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2088
02:09:47,660 --> 02:09:50,780
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2089
02:09:50,780 --> 02:09:53,980
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2090
02:09:53,980 --> 02:09:56,440
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

2091
02:09:56,980 --> 02:10:00,320
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2092
02:10:00,320 --> 02:10:03,620
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2093
02:10:03,620 --> 02:10:06,860
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

2094
02:10:06,860 --> 02:10:09,700
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

2095
02:10:10,000 --> 02:10:12,580
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

2096
02:10:19,860 --> 02:10:22,020
Real big match mindset.

2097
02:10:22,300 --> 02:10:26,860
Tommy, the uncle, decided to fuck off and he's left for some reason.

2098
02:10:27,820 --> 02:10:29,580
He's never around for the big games.

2099
02:10:29,580 --> 02:10:33,260
He's always there when the shit games are happening.

2100
02:10:34,620 --> 02:10:36,700
Disappears, goes missing then during the big matches.

2101
02:10:41,080 --> 02:10:45,400
We need another plate before a bad boy drops into us to say hello.

2102
02:10:45,400 --> 02:10:53,640
Is there a fucking door here to get downstairs?

2103
02:10:53,640 --> 02:10:54,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2104
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:54,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2105
02:10:54,640 --> 02:10:55,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2106
02:10:55,640 --> 02:10:56,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2107
02:10:56,640 --> 02:10:56,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2108
02:10:56,640 --> 02:10:57,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2109
02:10:57,640 --> 02:10:58,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2110
02:10:58,640 --> 02:10:59,640
Is there a fucking door here?

2111
02:10:59,640 --> 02:11:00,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2112
02:11:00,640 --> 02:11:06,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2113
02:11:06,640 --> 02:11:07,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2114
02:11:07,640 --> 02:11:08,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2115
02:11:08,640 --> 02:11:09,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2116
02:11:09,640 --> 02:11:10,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2117
02:11:10,640 --> 02:11:11,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2118
02:11:11,640 --> 02:11:12,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2119
02:11:12,640 --> 02:11:13,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2120
02:11:13,640 --> 02:11:14,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2121
02:11:14,640 --> 02:11:15,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2122
02:11:15,640 --> 02:11:16,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2123
02:11:16,640 --> 02:11:17,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2124
02:11:17,640 --> 02:11:18,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2125
02:11:18,640 --> 02:11:19,640
Maybe we go and hide out in the rafters over here.

2126
02:11:19,640 --> 02:11:49,620
*sad music*

2127
02:11:49,620 --> 02:11:54,620
*sad music*

2128
02:11:54,620 --> 02:11:59,620
*sad music*

2129
02:11:59,620 --> 02:12:03,620
*sad music*

2130
02:12:03,620 --> 02:12:25,620
*sad music*

2131
02:12:25,620 --> 02:12:41,620
*sad music*

2132
02:12:41,620 --> 02:12:43,620
*sad music*

2133
02:12:43,620 --> 02:12:45,620
*sad music*

2134
02:12:45,620 --> 02:12:49,620
*sad music*

2135
02:12:49,620 --> 02:12:51,620
*sad music*

2136
02:12:51,620 --> 02:12:53,620
*sad music*

2137
02:12:53,620 --> 02:12:55,620
*sad music*

2138
02:12:55,620 --> 02:12:57,620
*sad music*

2139
02:12:57,620 --> 02:12:59,620
*sad music*

2140
02:12:59,620 --> 02:13:01,620
*sad music*

2141
02:13:01,620 --> 02:13:01,620
*sad music*

2142
02:13:01,620 --> 02:13:02,620
*sad music*

2143
02:13:02,620 --> 02:13:03,980
lure them in with a few shot-ins.

2144
02:13:03,980 --> 02:13:10,980
*Gunshot*

2145
02:13:10,980 --> 02:13:12,980
You gotta load out drop inbound.

2146
02:13:12,980 --> 02:13:39,980
*Gunshot*

2147
02:13:39,980 --> 02:13:40,980
Gas is moving.

2148
02:13:40,980 --> 02:13:50,980
*Gunshot*

2149
02:13:50,980 --> 02:13:53,980
You're in the top ten. Keep knocking them out.

2150
02:13:53,980 --> 02:13:54,980
*Gunshot*

2151
02:13:54,980 --> 02:13:58,980
*Gunshot*

2152
02:13:58,980 --> 02:14:00,980
Be nice to be able to turn the lights off here.

2153
02:14:00,980 --> 02:14:02,980
Just turn that switch off.

2154
02:14:02,980 --> 02:14:04,980
Hide behind the fucking glass here. Is there an option?

2155
02:14:04,980 --> 02:14:05,980
No.

2156
02:14:05,980 --> 02:14:15,980
*Gunshot*

2157
02:14:15,980 --> 02:14:16,980
*Gunshot*

2158
02:14:16,980 --> 02:14:17,980
Here we go. It's on. Get ready for it.

2159
02:14:17,980 --> 02:14:21,980
*Gunshot*

2160
02:14:21,980 --> 02:14:23,980
*Gunshot*

2161
02:14:23,980 --> 02:14:33,980
*Gunshot*

2162
02:14:33,980 --> 02:14:35,980
*Gunshot*

2163
02:14:35,980 --> 02:14:47,980
*Gunshot*

2164
02:14:47,980 --> 02:14:48,980
*Gunshot*

2165
02:14:48,980 --> 02:15:00,980
*Gunshot*

2166
02:15:00,980 --> 02:15:01,980
*Gunshot*

2167
02:15:01,980 --> 02:15:11,980
*Gunshot*

2168
02:15:11,980 --> 02:15:25,980
*Gunshot*

2169
02:15:25,980 --> 02:15:33,980
I don't know what to do here whether to wait or move now.

2170
02:15:33,980 --> 02:15:58,980
Fuck!

2171
02:15:58,980 --> 02:16:06,980
Fuck!

2172
02:16:06,980 --> 02:16:13,980
It's not working out for you at all. If you had a bigger clip, it would have been better.

2173
02:16:13,980 --> 02:16:21,980
It's just too much of a 2468. Nowhere near a 12345. Well near it.

2174
02:16:23,980 --> 02:16:31,980
You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

2175
02:16:31,980 --> 02:16:44,980
We just got one more. You're on my thing there. Goche to Pelle. Thank you very much for the chip. The tip, sorry. I called it a chip. It wasn't a chip you sent. It was a lovely one euro tip.

2176
02:16:44,980 --> 02:17:02,980
Yeah, I think just one more really would fucking grease the wheels. And then possibly a transitional phase into the heavy rain mindset. Or even just fucking Shafé to take off a lot of the weight on my mind at the moment. Quick!

2177
02:17:02,980 --> 02:17:24,980
Break to the toilet of truth. I'll be back in a moment. Until that goes on. I'll leave you with a sequester tune until then.

2178
02:17:24,980 --> 02:17:49,980
There's been a two week sequester. Municipal sequester units. A 15 year sequester with no right to reply and all meals without salt. A 15 day junket around the promenade of dreams.

2179
02:17:49,980 --> 02:18:06,980
Crazy to think in two years time we're going to be sequestered. I returned to work after the five weeks sequester. I felt refreshed in beyond my usual self.

2180
02:18:07,980 --> 02:18:28,980
I think there's one thing that these globalists really need to fucking know. And then once they do know they'll fear. And that's that once we cage them up into a fucking lockbox. We'll throw away the fucking key. And we'll weld another fucking cage around that cage as well.

2181
02:18:28,980 --> 02:18:34,980
Sorry about the language there guys. Just not acceptable at this time of day.

2182
02:18:34,980 --> 02:18:37,980
Enemies are dropping into the area. Watch the skies.

2183
02:18:39,980 --> 02:18:58,980
Hammering tongs. Hammering tongs. We're going hammering tongs. What's been going on? I tell you it's all gone Pete Tongue. Vinegar stroke and a 69. Thanks for the tip. I'm feeling fine tonight. Tonight.

2184
02:18:58,980 --> 02:19:27,980
Grogoski as well. Very, very kind yet. Not a loss. Success is just being deferred. It's great that there's a deferral on the success. And there was a, and there's been an admission of a lie from Irish, Irish wristwatch. That the last one was a lie. This is going to be the big one. Or just the one. There was no delineation on whether or not the size of this was going to be a big one. I'm hoping for big.

2185
02:19:27,980 --> 02:19:56,980
Do you know what is fucking bizarre? I just can't stack the body bags the way I used to stack them. You know, I'm coming away from each and every game. I'm just thinking, where was the stack? Where is the stack? And there is no stack there. I used to be very lethal at this. I can remember getting a 15 kill second place in Verdansk back in 2000.

2186
02:19:56,980 --> 02:20:19,540
Back in 2019. Maybe 2020. And I was the, I was the shit back then. I was on top of my game. But right now, something untoward. Something deep seated and deep, deeply unsettling is occurring in this particular game. Thank you very much, Kitty Boo, for the tip.

2187
02:20:19,540 --> 02:20:35,220
I'm going to take the other. Happy 2024. Happy 2024. You sugary rogue. Thank you very much there. Here's a little bit of sugar here. I'm your sweet man. A lovely little tasty treat man. A couple of headers in here.

2188
02:20:35,220 --> 02:21:01,720
Cheeky little bullpup.

2189
02:21:04,220 --> 02:21:17,620
Cheeky little boy. I wonder does he like bullpups. Because we haven't got one. He's probably getting fucking plated and everything. Let's get away from him. Let's just move away.

2190
02:21:21,220 --> 02:21:26,640
Wayne you little cyber man. How are you? Can I get a shout out for O'Neill on the other side of the bed?

2191
02:21:26,640 --> 02:21:33,600
I hope you're getting on well there O'Neill on the other side of the bed. Get out the bed. Get up and get working.

2192
02:21:34,020 --> 02:21:36,220
Don't care what day of the week it is.

2193
02:21:37,180 --> 02:21:41,020
Start getting, start getting doing a bit of hard graft now.

2194
02:21:42,160 --> 02:21:48,360
It's the last day of the year. You need to be out fucking working not sleeping in bed on a Sunday morning.

2195
02:21:48,360 --> 02:21:55,600
Thank you very much for the tip.

2196
02:22:02,800 --> 02:22:04,260
One, two, three. Pow, pow, pow.

2197
02:22:10,060 --> 02:22:17,240
I need that boost. I need that Jason Statham crank. I haven't seen the film but I know what it's about.

2198
02:22:17,240 --> 02:22:18,240
I need that boost.

2199
02:22:26,440 --> 02:22:30,020
That's two assault rifles. Un- deeply unnecessary.

2200
02:22:36,020 --> 02:22:39,240
Two assault rifles still. This one's a bit more of a fucking...

2201
02:22:43,240 --> 02:22:44,940
Got a bit more zip to it.

2202
02:22:51,020 --> 02:22:53,340
Oh yeah, that's nice. That's... that's nice.

2203
02:22:54,320 --> 02:22:56,380
This is really nice stuff.

2204
02:22:57,000 --> 02:22:58,020
Hopefully no one's here.

2205
02:23:01,520 --> 02:23:03,960
About to go medieval on their asses.

2206
02:23:04,600 --> 02:23:06,760
This is where we ended up last night.

2207
02:23:07,820 --> 02:23:09,160
The den of iniquity.

2208
02:23:09,780 --> 02:23:11,380
The last... gasp...

2209
02:23:12,200 --> 02:23:13,820
Saloon. The last chance saloon.

2210
02:23:14,040 --> 02:23:15,580
The last act of a dying man.

2211
02:23:16,140 --> 02:23:17,380
I managed to secure myself...

2212
02:23:18,540 --> 02:23:20,200
A beautiful riveter shotgun.

2213
02:23:20,840 --> 02:23:22,580
And went hell for leather on those cats.

2214
02:23:22,580 --> 02:23:37,180
This thing absolutely shreds.

2215
02:23:37,920 --> 02:23:38,580
We can...

2216
02:23:40,360 --> 02:23:44,380
And that's great. There's someone in there. Look.

2217
02:23:44,380 --> 02:23:55,460
Friendly loadout drops on the way.

2218
02:23:59,080 --> 02:24:00,260
Come on shredder.

2219
02:24:05,700 --> 02:24:08,600
Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone.

2220
02:24:08,600 --> 02:24:21,560
Target marked. Request fire mission.

2221
02:24:22,420 --> 02:24:24,500
This is Phoenix 2-3. Visual on the target.

2222
02:24:24,740 --> 02:24:25,360
Strike inbound.

2223
02:24:34,180 --> 02:24:35,460
That's how you make a getaway.

2224
02:24:37,180 --> 02:24:38,260
That's how you do it.

2225
02:24:38,260 --> 02:24:40,560
He's that complete and utter sight of me now.

2226
02:24:40,620 --> 02:24:43,380
There's no chance of him being able to fucking reclaim his...

2227
02:24:43,380 --> 02:24:43,760
Place.

2228
02:24:44,260 --> 02:24:44,440
Oh.

2229
02:24:44,440 --> 02:24:50,140
You're losing ground. Move it.

2230
02:24:50,140 --> 02:24:53,900
You're losing ground. Move it.

2231
02:24:54,440 --> 02:25:07,860
You're losing ground. Move it.

2232
02:25:07,860 --> 02:25:23,560
Great, great evasion. If anything...

2233
02:25:23,560 --> 02:25:26,100
We're in...

2234
02:25:26,100 --> 02:25:27,620
The evasion...

2235
02:25:27,620 --> 02:25:27,860
Time...

2236
02:25:27,860 --> 02:25:29,180
Right now.

2237
02:25:29,240 --> 02:25:29,860
This is like...

2238
02:25:30,520 --> 02:25:32,900
It's a skill and an art form in and of itself.

2239
02:25:33,440 --> 02:25:36,300
I don't need to be fucking flashing off the hotshot deluxe.

2240
02:25:36,300 --> 02:25:37,060
The trick shots.

2241
02:25:37,060 --> 02:25:38,460
The no scopes.

2242
02:25:40,900 --> 02:25:42,220
I don't need that.

2243
02:25:42,220 --> 02:25:42,220
I don't need that.

2244
02:25:42,220 --> 02:25:44,220
Because my skill...

2245
02:25:44,220 --> 02:25:46,220
Is all predicated...

2246
02:25:46,220 --> 02:25:46,900
Predicated...

2247
02:25:46,900 --> 02:25:50,160
On some really, really shit-hot...

2248
02:25:50,160 --> 02:25:51,340
Evasionary...

2249
02:25:51,340 --> 02:25:52,200
Scare tactics.

2250
02:25:56,540 --> 02:25:59,800
Don't try to pretend you're something that you're not.

2251
02:25:59,900 --> 02:26:01,140
Even though I am all that.

2252
02:26:01,700 --> 02:26:04,280
We're going to reign it in for this one.

2253
02:26:04,400 --> 02:26:08,500
And just really do well at evading and fucking making sure we get to the end.

2254
02:26:08,780 --> 02:26:10,140
We're not in the weasel zone.

2255
02:26:10,260 --> 02:26:11,800
Somebody says it's the weasel zone there.

2256
02:26:11,840 --> 02:26:12,220
World peace.

2257
02:26:12,260 --> 02:26:12,860
It's not that.

2258
02:26:13,520 --> 02:26:14,800
It's not that at all.

2259
02:26:15,660 --> 02:26:16,360
Mika Flatley.

2260
02:26:16,420 --> 02:26:17,460
Thank you very much there.

2261
02:26:17,780 --> 02:26:20,320
And Barry McCulkinner.

2262
02:26:20,400 --> 02:26:21,440
Thank you very much there.

2263
02:26:22,220 --> 02:26:23,120
Your tip there.

2264
02:26:23,220 --> 02:26:23,960
Great name there.

2265
02:26:24,040 --> 02:26:24,680
McCulkinner.

2266
02:26:26,320 --> 02:26:27,840
So we found ourselves...

2267
02:26:29,040 --> 02:26:34,320
In a very, very nice situation room indeed.

2268
02:26:34,480 --> 02:26:35,840
It's called the shed...

2269
02:26:36,840 --> 02:26:38,160
Of broken dreams.

2270
02:26:40,500 --> 02:26:43,340
But what we're going to transform that into...

2271
02:26:43,340 --> 02:26:44,780
Is the shed...

2272
02:26:44,780 --> 02:26:47,040
Of ultimate manifest destiny.

2273
02:26:47,180 --> 02:26:48,700
And what we're going to do is...

2274
02:26:48,700 --> 02:26:51,240
Use this as a forward operating base...

2275
02:26:51,240 --> 02:26:52,860
In order to launch...

2276
02:26:52,860 --> 02:26:54,660
A high value attack...

2277
02:26:54,660 --> 02:26:56,340
On some of the absolute detritus...

2278
02:26:57,900 --> 02:27:00,720
And bad, bad hombres that are around here.

2279
02:27:00,720 --> 02:27:30,700
Thank you.

2280
02:27:30,700 --> 02:27:38,740
Can never have enough sticks of fucking hynamite.

2281
02:27:39,740 --> 02:27:41,920
This is a nice situation here as well.

2282
02:27:43,340 --> 02:27:48,300
With a couple of schmokers and a few grenades ready to launch.

2283
02:27:54,360 --> 02:27:55,280
What's that?

2284
02:27:55,280 --> 02:27:56,280
What's that?

2285
02:28:08,420 --> 02:28:10,680
High value body count is right.

2286
02:28:10,760 --> 02:28:11,640
It's what it's all about.

2287
02:28:11,700 --> 02:28:12,520
Jordan Jones.

2288
02:28:12,640 --> 02:28:14,260
Obviously a man of taste.

2289
02:28:14,780 --> 02:28:15,340
Sophistication.

2290
02:28:16,020 --> 02:28:17,940
And a warrior by the sounds of things.

2291
02:28:17,940 --> 02:28:46,540
Interesting place to be here.

2292
02:28:46,540 --> 02:29:00,940
Still lacking that elusive submachine gun.

2293
02:29:01,900 --> 02:29:03,960
Which would really help us.

2294
02:29:10,960 --> 02:29:11,900
And there.

2295
02:29:12,040 --> 02:29:13,280
Oh that's not the right one.

2296
02:29:30,100 --> 02:29:31,540
Did the monkey get found?

2297
02:29:31,680 --> 02:29:33,480
I'm asking the same question Jason.

2298
02:29:34,520 --> 02:29:37,480
I'm not particularly too sure we have the relevant information.

2299
02:29:38,320 --> 02:29:39,540
On that poor little guy.

2300
02:29:39,640 --> 02:29:40,520
That poor little creature.

2301
02:29:41,320 --> 02:29:41,760
God.

2302
02:29:41,980 --> 02:29:44,560
God knows where the fuck that guy is right now.

2303
02:29:44,620 --> 02:29:45,480
And how he's coping.

2304
02:29:55,320 --> 02:29:57,400
Well we're doing great for the looting.

2305
02:29:57,400 --> 02:29:58,720
We really are doing great.

2306
02:29:58,940 --> 02:29:59,060
It's.

2307
02:29:59,940 --> 02:30:02,160
It's a big time loot scenario today.

2308
02:30:02,280 --> 02:30:02,660
This is.

2309
02:30:03,640 --> 02:30:05,780
Something we might have neglected in the past.

2310
02:30:05,880 --> 02:30:06,640
And look at this here.

2311
02:30:06,720 --> 02:30:06,880
Look.

2312
02:30:16,160 --> 02:30:21,580
I'm going to take this battle raid.

2313
02:30:21,640 --> 02:30:22,260
To see what it does.

2314
02:30:28,860 --> 02:30:30,260
It just looks like it's.

2315
02:30:30,880 --> 02:30:31,960
Fucked up my vision.

2316
02:30:32,100 --> 02:30:33,240
Doesn't look like it's done anything.

2317
02:30:33,240 --> 02:30:46,220
anonymous thank you very much as requested by john wayne thank you very much

2318
02:30:46,220 --> 02:31:16,200
so

2319
02:31:16,200 --> 02:31:28,440
what what fuck

2320
02:31:28,440 --> 02:31:43,180
charlie is still large apparently hi francis are you still in ireland ask the irish guy

2321
02:31:43,180 --> 02:31:50,220
asking for my geo location unfortunately i am in irzikistan right now in a fucking gulag

2322
02:31:50,220 --> 02:31:54,000
scenario you're gonna have to deal with that situation

2323
02:31:54,000 --> 02:32:05,040
oh

2324
02:32:05,040 --> 02:32:26,620
making that money fly all over the place making that fucking money fly all over the place and that's beautiful

2325
02:32:26,620 --> 02:32:35,820
audio is atrocious james nolan is it is it is it too high is it have i got it turned up or what story

2326
02:32:35,820 --> 02:32:47,320
just focus on our ourselves here for a moment look at that guy he's gonna land down there and

2327
02:32:47,320 --> 02:33:16,920
He's not gonna get me, you're not gonna get me like that you cunt, you're not gonna, why? Why? Why? Why? Crazy bit of business. Crazy bit of business. Perhaps maybe just one more might actually change the scenario. I feel as though there's a sea change in the way in which we're, we're which, the way in which we're attacking this is beginning to change for the better.

2328
02:33:16,920 --> 02:33:25,920
Apart from that last game, it was a largely boring affair, which did not yield any exciting results whatsoever.

2329
02:33:25,920 --> 02:33:42,280
fucking hell and good morning and i hope you're having a great morning

2330
02:33:42,280 --> 02:33:50,200
bobo the goose very very kind of you what's tom's favorite pirates of the caribbean or does he boycott

2331
02:33:50,200 --> 02:33:57,120
that movie i'm glad you asked bobo the goose thanks very much for the tip i would have to say pirates

2332
02:33:57,120 --> 02:34:07,060
of the caribbean 3 at world's end a rip-roaring swashbuckling romp through the high seas with a

2333
02:34:07,060 --> 02:34:14,560
stellar cast and a remarkable performance by none other than jonathan quincentennial

2334
02:34:14,560 --> 02:34:24,180
deptitude the third otherwise known as jonathan depp you may know him as johnny others as deppman five

2335
02:34:24,180 --> 02:34:31,780
myself i call him the depth charge because at the time he was around the gaff he asked to use the

2336
02:34:31,780 --> 02:34:39,040
toilet i said go ahead we needed to call a plumber afterwards and when i sent him the bill he said

2337
02:34:39,040 --> 02:34:45,040
don't worry i'll get you the next time never paid his way never paid his way next time i next time i

2338
02:34:45,040 --> 02:34:49,740
heard about him he was up in court spending millions to clear his name so he does have the money

2339
02:34:49,740 --> 02:34:57,240
to see old depth charge but i don't shy away from relating that tale and i i'm not i'm not going to

2340
02:34:57,240 --> 02:35:03,300
shy away from relating that tale to the masses until i get that fucking bill from the plumber

2341
02:35:03,300 --> 02:35:12,420
they're not cheap black it's job was this full-on black tell you it you'd need edward mop you'd need

2342
02:35:12,420 --> 02:35:18,180
edward mop and bucket hands not it not scissor hands to take care of that and indeed i'd you'd need more

2343
02:35:18,180 --> 02:35:23,860
than that as well because i tried putting a plastic bag around the end of a mop to create a bit of a vacuum

2344
02:35:23,860 --> 02:35:31,380
suction pumper place that down then to get rid of the blackage didn't happen had to call the plumber so i mean

2345
02:35:31,380 --> 02:35:40,340
even at that stage of the game without having to buy or you know hire a plumber i still had to suffer the

2346
02:35:40,340 --> 02:35:47,540
indignity of unblocking the toilet with a plastic bag wrapped around a mop at the end so enemy could have

2347
02:35:47,540 --> 02:35:53,780
at least tried to grease the paw with a few fucking dollarinos we know what he what he's capable of

2348
02:35:53,780 --> 02:35:59,300
what he's packing he didn't do that and it's a severe mark on his character if you ask me

2349
02:36:01,940 --> 02:36:08,340
definite definitely definitely edward skitterpants says shimmy shimoo we're near we're two and a half

2350
02:36:08,340 --> 02:36:14,740
hours deep into this let's get something going here if it doesn't work out for us let's try and manufacture

2351
02:36:14,740 --> 02:36:23,220
a new way of of doing business because i think i think it's just we're missing a few key ingredients

2352
02:36:23,220 --> 02:36:27,300
here we're deploying you to the front lines the reverse psychology is coming in now

2353
02:36:29,300 --> 02:36:35,300
that it's not going to be the one i like that i like the challenge i like that the people out there

2354
02:36:35,300 --> 02:36:39,540
waiting for me to fail waiting for me to fall off the edge of the cliff of

2355
02:36:42,100 --> 02:36:48,020
of the war zone itself but we have to think about this we have to think about irish castle mysteries

2356
02:36:48,020 --> 02:36:54,660
with clad kenny a fantastic offering from the japanese bad boys out there casa vaga lad thank you

2357
02:36:54,660 --> 02:36:59,460
very much francis it's not you with the game too many little tricks to gain an advantage these days

2358
02:36:59,460 --> 02:37:07,140
one suggestion is use a female character as they've got a smaller hitbox they might but around the hip

2359
02:37:07,140 --> 02:37:14,740
hip box in the arse they might not because it's a traditionally more voluminous area than

2360
02:37:15,860 --> 02:37:23,940
fellas so whether or not they've got a a higher a larger arse hitbox than fellas remains to be seen the

2361
02:37:23,940 --> 02:37:31,940
arse boxes are are big enough on this one johnny depth charge thank you very much you say you'll

2362
02:37:31,940 --> 02:37:39,780
get nothing from me tommy well that's unsurprising news from that guy tight-fisted and uh anonymous

2363
02:37:39,780 --> 02:37:44,820
thank you very much for the tip that sent a fiver and anonymous i'm sure your name wasn't anonymous it

2364
02:37:44,820 --> 02:37:52,900
might have been some sort of crazy crazy word but all the best yet thanks very much for the tip let's

2365
02:37:52,900 --> 02:37:56,740
have a look and see what we're dealing with here it seems to be a nice situation could be a one two

2366
02:37:56,740 --> 02:38:03,060
three four five or i've got fond memories of hitting that one two three four five just maybe an hour or

2367
02:38:03,060 --> 02:38:09,780
two ago in a car in a vehicle there's one right there beautiful stuff it's not a fast one not fast way

2368
02:38:09,780 --> 02:38:17,940
couriers but it'll do get ourselves a little bomb drone and another one there as well just read the

2369
02:38:17,940 --> 02:38:25,140
house here get a few things a little radar an extra plate or two then we'll head out into the wilds get

2370
02:38:25,140 --> 02:38:35,460
on get on the job and inside that car that's what we want a shotgun bryson 12 gauge eight bookshot slugs

2371
02:38:35,460 --> 02:38:43,460
ready to pop and what's this is this a contract we're on oh it's a it's a king of the castle contract

2372
02:38:48,740 --> 02:38:58,580
it's a real tracy chapman situation should have really saved the pop for later on but we might

2373
02:39:00,180 --> 02:39:05,620
chance our arm at taking out a high value target who's down here he's put a contract bounty on his head

2374
02:39:06,180 --> 02:39:20,180
he's wearing a crown he's over at the orlov military base he's sweaty fisted

2375
02:39:25,940 --> 02:39:30,100
this is nice now this is nice we're just cruising i like it when we're cruising together

2376
02:39:30,980 --> 02:39:44,980
fuck it's not great it's not looking great at all

2377
02:39:58,740 --> 02:40:25,780
maybe get a sniper sit on a rooftop somewhere sniper and shotgun combination so you're an ant

2378
02:40:28,500 --> 02:40:49,540
keep the ice peeled here we had a little friend who was sniping us over in this vicinity

2379
02:40:49,540 --> 02:41:00,500
you gotta load out drop inbound

2380
02:41:03,140 --> 02:41:03,700
they eat it up

2381
02:41:10,980 --> 02:41:13,460
gas is moving in new safe zone located

2382
02:41:19,300 --> 02:41:24,900
so we've movement out by the box here couple of lads hiding in a fucking warehouse

2383
02:41:29,060 --> 02:41:34,020
i'm going sniper sniper in an uzi

2384
02:41:35,620 --> 02:41:36,900
and it's gonna be a doozy

2385
02:41:38,820 --> 02:41:41,940
just don't think i've got high alert on it hope i do

2386
02:41:45,380 --> 02:41:59,780
and another one of those i could just hear some movement a second ago

2387
02:42:08,020 --> 02:42:10,020
Over there.

2388
02:42:10,020 --> 02:42:12,020
Gas is closing in.

2389
02:42:12,020 --> 02:42:14,020
*gunshot*

2390
02:42:14,020 --> 02:42:44,000
I'm sorry.

2391
02:42:44,000 --> 02:42:48,320
I want Dickhead to come in and try and rush us there and he'll hit that sandbox.

2392
02:42:58,040 --> 02:42:59,400
I don't know where that cat's gone.

2393
02:43:01,200 --> 02:43:01,600
Pacework.

2394
02:43:01,700 --> 02:43:02,680
Thanks very much for the tip.

2395
02:43:03,420 --> 02:43:04,740
Let's get going with this pacework here.

2396
02:43:13,980 --> 02:43:43,960
Let's get going with this pacework.

2397
02:43:43,960 --> 02:43:44,880
What?

2398
02:43:45,700 --> 02:43:47,460
Fucking Nicki Minaj.

2399
02:43:49,760 --> 02:43:51,100
Oh Christ.

2400
02:43:52,480 --> 02:43:58,940
She's in great shape.

2401
02:44:11,280 --> 02:44:14,860
This is fucking beyond embarrassing now.

2402
02:44:15,480 --> 02:44:16,880
This has gone beyond embarrassing.

2403
02:44:17,240 --> 02:44:19,400
The kill death ratio is completely fucked.

2404
02:44:20,160 --> 02:44:22,440
I think I've been killed more times than I've killed.

2405
02:44:22,600 --> 02:44:23,420
Which is not good.

2406
02:44:23,480 --> 02:44:24,220
It's not a good look.

2407
02:44:30,420 --> 02:44:31,380
How many times?

2408
02:44:31,380 --> 02:44:31,380
How many times?

2409
02:44:31,380 --> 02:44:32,480
How many times?

2410
02:44:32,860 --> 02:44:33,860
How many times?

2411
02:44:34,560 --> 02:44:36,100
Something is wrong with the game.

2412
02:44:36,380 --> 02:44:38,380
Something is very wrong with this game.

2413
02:44:38,380 --> 02:44:47,420
Gas is in bad.

2414
02:44:47,420 --> 02:44:52,240
Gas is inbound.

2415
02:44:52,240 --> 02:44:53,600
Marking a new safe zone.

2416
02:44:53,600 --> 02:44:55,600
*Sigh*

2417
02:45:12,180 --> 02:45:14,180
Fuck

2418
02:45:14,180 --> 02:45:16,180
*Sigh*

2419
02:45:16,180 --> 02:45:16,680
*Sigh*

2420
02:45:16,680 --> 02:45:18,680
*Sigh*

2421
02:45:18,680 --> 02:45:20,680
*Sigh*

2422
02:45:20,680 --> 02:45:22,680
*Sigh*

2423
02:45:22,680 --> 02:45:23,680
Okay.

2424
02:45:23,680 --> 02:45:25,680
Okay.

2425
02:45:25,680 --> 02:45:50,680
*Boobs*

2426
02:45:50,680 --> 02:45:52,680
You got gas moving in.

2427
02:45:52,680 --> 02:45:59,680
*Boobs*

2428
02:45:59,680 --> 02:46:06,680
*Boobs*

2429
02:46:06,680 --> 02:46:13,680
*Boobs*

2430
02:46:13,680 --> 02:46:30,680
*Boobs*

2431
02:46:30,680 --> 02:46:37,680
*Boobs*

2432
02:46:37,680 --> 02:46:42,680
*Boobs*

2433
02:46:42,680 --> 02:46:58,460
One, two. Anybody in the immediate vicinity want to come and get me? I'm inside one of the houses. I'm ready. I'm waiting to dance. Sorry, I put the message out there on the blower.

2434
02:46:58,460 --> 02:47:28,440
I'm waiting to dance.

2435
02:47:28,440 --> 02:47:36,380
No!

2436
02:47:36,380 --> 02:47:38,380
No!

2437
02:47:38,380 --> 02:47:42,380
The enemy took that one, but we'll get him back.

2438
02:47:42,380 --> 02:47:44,380
*gunshot*

2439
02:47:44,380 --> 02:47:46,380
*gunshot*

2440
02:47:46,380 --> 02:47:48,380
*gunshot*

2441
02:47:48,380 --> 02:47:50,380
*gunshot*

2442
02:47:50,380 --> 02:48:17,300
Bang! Headshot!

2443
02:48:17,300 --> 02:48:24,300
You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

2444
02:48:24,300 --> 02:48:31,300
You got gas inbound.

2445
02:48:31,300 --> 02:48:39,300
You got gas inbound.

2446
02:48:39,300 --> 02:48:46,300
You got gas inbound.

2447
02:48:46,300 --> 02:48:58,300
Sorry about that.

2448
02:48:58,300 --> 02:49:21,300
Gas is moving.

2449
02:49:21,300 --> 02:49:28,300
Gas is moving.

2450
02:49:28,300 --> 02:49:58,280
*Loud noise*

2451
02:49:58,280 --> 02:50:00,280
*BANG*

2452
02:50:05,880 --> 02:50:07,880
Prazner, thank you very very much.

2453
02:50:12,120 --> 02:50:14,120
*Sigh*

2454
02:50:16,260 --> 02:50:16,760
Fuck.

2455
02:50:16,760 --> 02:50:18,760
*BANG*

2456
02:50:18,760 --> 02:50:19,760
*BANG*

2457
02:50:19,760 --> 02:50:22,760
Crack him! Let me in to finish him off!

2458
02:50:22,760 --> 02:50:24,760
*MARING*

2459
02:50:28,760 --> 02:50:30,760
I don't know their fear.

2460
02:50:30,760 --> 02:50:32,760
*BANG*

2461
02:50:32,760 --> 02:50:34,760
*BANG*

2462
02:50:34,760 --> 02:50:36,760
*BANG*

2463
02:50:36,760 --> 02:50:38,760
*BANG*

2464
02:50:38,760 --> 02:50:40,760
*BANG*

2465
02:50:40,760 --> 02:50:42,760
*BANG*

2466
02:50:42,760 --> 02:50:44,760
*BANG*

2467
02:50:44,760 --> 02:50:46,760
*BANG*

2468
02:50:46,760 --> 02:50:48,760
*BANG*

2469
02:50:48,760 --> 02:50:50,760
*BANG*

2470
02:50:50,760 --> 02:50:52,760
*BANG*

2471
02:50:52,760 --> 02:50:54,760
*BANG*

2472
02:50:54,760 --> 02:50:56,760
*BANG*

2473
02:50:56,760 --> 02:50:58,760
*BANG*

2474
02:50:58,760 --> 02:51:00,760
*BANG*

2475
02:51:00,760 --> 02:51:02,760
*BANG*

2476
02:51:02,760 --> 02:51:04,760
Okay.

2477
02:51:04,760 --> 02:51:06,760
Okay.

2478
02:51:06,760 --> 02:51:08,760
Okay.

2479
02:51:08,760 --> 02:51:10,760
Okay.

2480
02:51:10,760 --> 02:51:12,760
Okay.

2481
02:51:12,760 --> 02:51:14,760
Okay.

2482
02:51:14,760 --> 02:51:16,760
Okay.

2483
02:51:16,760 --> 02:51:18,760
Okay.

2484
02:51:18,760 --> 02:51:20,760
Okay.

2485
02:51:20,760 --> 02:51:22,760
Okay.

2486
02:51:30,760 --> 02:51:32,360
Gas is closing in.

2487
02:51:32,360 --> 02:51:33,560
Get to the new safe zone.

2488
02:51:33,560 --> 02:52:01,560
Okay.

2489
02:52:01,560 --> 02:52:09,560
Brassener, thank you very much for the tip there. War is hell you say. I know all about it. I know all about it.

2490
02:52:15,560 --> 02:52:19,560
Gas is inbound. Nine left. Keep the pressure on.

2491
02:52:19,560 --> 02:52:21,560
Pressure on.

2492
02:52:33,560 --> 02:52:34,060
*pfft*

2493
02:52:34,060 --> 02:52:34,560
*pfft*

2494
02:52:34,560 --> 02:52:35,060
*pfft*

2495
02:52:35,060 --> 02:53:05,040
Thank you.

2496
02:53:05,040 --> 02:53:35,020
Thank you.

2497
02:53:35,020 --> 02:54:05,000
Thank you.

2498
02:54:05,000 --> 02:54:34,980
Thank you.

2499
02:54:34,980 --> 02:55:04,960
Thank you.

2500
02:55:04,960 --> 02:55:06,960
Thank you.

2501
02:55:06,960 --> 02:55:08,960
Thank you.

2502
02:55:08,960 --> 02:55:11,060
Oh, for fuck's sake.

2503
02:55:11,160 --> 02:55:11,340
Sorry.

2504
02:55:11,420 --> 02:55:15,920
I was trying to decompress after that absolute shithole of a game.

2505
02:55:17,080 --> 02:55:20,620
Can you hear the game volume from Heavy Rain here?

2506
02:55:30,200 --> 02:55:30,660
Yeah.

2507
02:55:30,660 --> 02:55:30,660
Yeah.

2508
02:55:30,660 --> 02:55:32,120
Okay, that's good.

2509
02:55:32,120 --> 02:55:32,200
Okay, that's good.

2510
02:55:32,200 --> 02:55:32,560
That's good.

2511
02:55:32,560 --> 02:55:33,040
That's good.

2512
02:55:37,040 --> 02:55:38,160
Great stuff.

2513
02:55:38,300 --> 02:55:40,000
Well, this is brilliant now.

2514
02:55:40,080 --> 02:55:47,360
I believe we've reached an absolutely beautiful moment in the stream whereby we begin to step

2515
02:55:47,360 --> 02:55:57,040
back and relinquish the shackles of failure and now indeed boost ourselves.

2516
02:55:57,040 --> 02:55:59,320
Look, I didn't even press it in.

2517
02:55:59,320 --> 02:56:00,320
I'll look at the reports later.

2518
02:56:00,320 --> 02:56:01,200
I'll look at the reports later.

2519
02:56:01,200 --> 02:56:03,420
I'll cancel all appointments for this afternoon.

2520
02:56:03,420 --> 02:56:03,720
Okay.

2521
02:56:04,220 --> 02:56:05,000
Oh, Captain.

2522
02:56:05,500 --> 02:56:08,000
Agent Norman Jaden from the FBI is here.

2523
02:56:11,340 --> 02:56:12,740
Jaden, of course.

2524
02:56:12,840 --> 02:56:14,100
We've been expecting you.

2525
02:56:14,600 --> 02:56:15,600
Jaden Sanchez.

2526
02:56:15,600 --> 02:56:15,600
I'm in a bit of a hurry.

2527
02:56:15,600 --> 02:56:16,600
Do you mind tagging along?

2528
02:56:16,600 --> 02:56:17,600
We can talk as we walk.

2529
02:56:17,600 --> 02:56:18,600
Yeah, of course.

2530
02:56:18,600 --> 02:56:23,600
I wanted to introduce myself before getting started, but perhaps there's a better time.

2531
02:56:23,600 --> 02:56:24,600
No, no.

2532
02:56:24,600 --> 02:56:25,600
Now it's fine.

2533
02:56:25,600 --> 02:56:27,600
I just have to get to the press conference.

2534
02:56:27,600 --> 02:56:28,600
Hey, Jaden.

2535
02:56:28,600 --> 02:56:29,600
Are you coming or what?

2536
02:56:32,600 --> 02:56:33,600
Jaden is after you.

2537
02:56:34,600 --> 02:56:35,600
I haven't got all day.

2538
02:56:35,600 --> 02:56:36,600
See my assistant.

2539
02:56:36,600 --> 02:56:37,600
We'll talk later.

2540
02:56:37,600 --> 02:56:38,600
No problem.

2541
02:56:38,600 --> 02:56:39,600
Let's do this.

2542
02:56:39,600 --> 02:56:40,600
Oh, yeah, assistant.

2543
02:56:40,600 --> 02:56:41,600
Nice watch.

2544
02:56:41,600 --> 02:56:42,600
Oh, it's the present we offer to our new lieutenants.

2545
02:56:42,600 --> 02:56:52,600
We bought the same model each year for the past 20 years for each promotion. It optimizes everybody's time, and it's the kind of thing that always goes down well. You can contribute to our fund if you like. We're still a few dollars short.

2546
02:56:52,600 --> 02:56:53,600
I will accept that.

2547
02:56:53,600 --> 02:56:54,600
Congratulations.

2548
02:56:54,600 --> 02:56:55,600
I'll be sure to do that, sir.

2549
02:56:55,600 --> 02:56:56,600
I'll be sure to do that, sir.

2550
02:56:56,600 --> 02:57:09,600
A lovely Lincoln was placed tenderly inside the basket, and now press one to office.

2551
02:57:09,600 --> 02:57:10,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2552
02:57:10,600 --> 02:57:11,600
Yes, of course.

2553
02:57:11,600 --> 02:57:12,600
Follow me.

2554
02:57:12,600 --> 02:57:13,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2555
02:57:13,600 --> 02:57:14,600
Yes, of course.

2556
02:57:14,600 --> 02:57:15,600
Follow me.

2557
02:57:15,600 --> 02:57:16,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2558
02:57:16,600 --> 02:57:17,600
Yes, of course.

2559
02:57:17,600 --> 02:57:18,600
Follow me.

2560
02:57:18,600 --> 02:57:19,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2561
02:57:19,600 --> 02:57:20,600
Yes, of course.

2562
02:57:20,600 --> 02:57:21,600
Follow me.

2563
02:57:21,600 --> 02:57:22,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2564
02:57:22,600 --> 02:57:23,600
Follow me.

2565
02:57:23,600 --> 02:57:25,600
Captain Perry said you could show me to my office?

2566
02:57:25,600 --> 02:57:28,600
I don't know what kind of accent that is.

2567
02:57:28,600 --> 02:57:29,600
Is it kind of a Bostonian?

2568
02:57:29,600 --> 02:57:32,600
Is it a New England sort of fucking vibe?

2569
02:57:32,600 --> 02:57:33,600
Or?

2570
02:57:33,600 --> 02:57:34,600
Now we have to follow the lady here.

2571
02:57:34,600 --> 02:57:36,600
Agent Jaden, are you coming?

2572
02:57:36,600 --> 02:57:38,600
Hayley, thank you very much for the tip there, Hayley.

2573
02:57:38,600 --> 02:57:40,600
Have a happy new year.

2574
02:57:40,600 --> 02:57:41,600
Thanks for all the streams.

2575
02:57:41,600 --> 02:57:45,600
And thanks for all the tips.

2576
02:57:45,600 --> 02:57:47,600
Very, very kindy.

2577
02:57:47,600 --> 02:57:48,600
So what's the story?

2578
02:57:48,600 --> 02:57:50,600
I'm walking around this pillar here.

2579
02:57:50,600 --> 02:57:52,600
A pillar of the community.

2580
02:57:52,600 --> 02:57:54,600
Now I'm being allowed in.

2581
02:57:54,600 --> 02:57:55,600
What's that?

2582
02:57:55,600 --> 02:57:56,600
This?

2583
02:57:56,600 --> 02:57:57,600
Now I'm being allowed into the main frame of the building.

2584
02:57:57,600 --> 02:57:58,600
This is my office?

2585
02:57:58,600 --> 02:57:59,600
Now I'm being allowed into the main frame of the building.

2586
02:57:59,600 --> 02:58:00,600
That's where I was told to take you.

2587
02:58:00,600 --> 02:58:01,600
If you need anything, you know where to find me.

2588
02:58:01,600 --> 02:58:02,600
No problem.

2589
02:58:02,600 --> 02:58:03,600
Thank you very much there, Robbie.

2590
02:58:03,600 --> 02:58:04,600
And good morning to you.

2591
02:58:04,600 --> 02:58:05,600
I hope you're doing well.

2592
02:58:05,600 --> 02:58:06,600
It's a shithole.

2593
02:58:06,600 --> 02:58:07,600
The office have given him is an absolute kip hole.

2594
02:58:07,600 --> 02:58:08,600
Okay.

2595
02:58:08,600 --> 02:58:09,600
Time to work.

2596
02:58:09,600 --> 02:58:13,600
Thank you very much there, Robbie, and good morning to you. I hope you're doing well.

2597
02:58:15,120 --> 02:58:19,480
It's a shithole. The office have given him is an absolute kiphole.

2598
02:58:19,620 --> 02:58:20,520
Okay, time to work.

2599
02:58:20,940 --> 02:58:26,140
That's probably the best scenario you could hope for because it just means that you focus on the work.

2600
02:58:26,500 --> 02:58:27,900
You get the work done.

2601
02:58:29,920 --> 02:58:39,040
You might need to be surrounded by shite in order for you to be able to visualize and make your way out of the shit tunnel and into the light world.

2602
02:58:39,040 --> 02:58:41,100
And this is where he finds himself now.

2603
02:58:41,480 --> 02:58:46,800
Obviously a very much vaunted professional in his field.

2604
02:58:47,080 --> 02:58:51,260
He's been designated a special case on this case.

2605
02:58:52,140 --> 02:58:55,980
And what's this? You need to click down and drag down to sit on the chair.

2606
02:58:56,060 --> 02:58:56,940
What a brilliant maneuver.

2607
02:58:57,060 --> 02:59:01,920
And this is... I can really get on board with this after the nightmare that was war zone.

2608
02:59:08,480 --> 02:59:12,720
Let's have a look here on the wall.

2609
02:59:12,820 --> 02:59:13,800
Something about suspicious.

2610
02:59:14,860 --> 02:59:17,460
Can't remember how you change the camera angle.

2611
02:59:17,840 --> 02:59:20,580
There was a button you press for changing the camera angle.

2612
02:59:31,000 --> 02:59:40,200
Great push work there.

2613
02:59:43,580 --> 02:59:45,660
A great stance at the end of it.

2614
02:59:45,820 --> 02:59:49,460
This is... we're just tidying around now and getting used to the place.

2615
02:59:50,240 --> 02:59:52,040
Might just put my hand on that there.

2616
02:59:55,520 --> 02:59:56,780
Need to do it fast. Look.

2617
02:59:56,780 --> 03:00:02,800
There is something a bit David Dukovny about him.

2618
03:00:02,900 --> 03:00:04,480
Yes. Dukovny-esque.

2619
03:00:05,000 --> 03:00:07,200
We can maybe just stand up again.

2620
03:00:10,240 --> 03:00:13,260
And then we might go down for another sit-down scenario.

2621
03:00:23,760 --> 03:00:24,740
Brilliant stuff.

2622
03:00:25,940 --> 03:00:27,060
He's a man of taste.

2623
03:00:27,660 --> 03:00:28,460
Step one.

2624
03:00:29,740 --> 03:00:31,020
Change the office.

2625
03:00:31,020 --> 03:00:40,200
Where's he pulling these out of?

2626
03:00:41,340 --> 03:00:42,780
The orb master.

2627
03:00:46,580 --> 03:00:47,780
Will you go leaf?

2628
03:00:48,240 --> 03:00:49,280
Will you go bubbles?

2629
03:00:49,280 --> 03:00:52,220
Or will you select clouds?

2630
03:00:55,340 --> 03:00:56,360
They're changing.

2631
03:00:56,360 --> 03:00:56,360
They're changing.

2632
03:00:56,360 --> 03:00:59,680
The items inside these orbs are changing.

2633
03:00:59,680 --> 03:00:59,940
Look.

2634
03:01:19,300 --> 03:01:20,060
Trippy enough.

2635
03:01:23,340 --> 03:01:23,840
Trip.

2636
03:01:23,840 --> 03:01:24,700
Trip works.

2637
03:01:42,380 --> 03:01:43,720
And now we're on Mars.

2638
03:01:43,720 --> 03:02:06,200
What happens now when we're in these worlds?

2639
03:02:06,300 --> 03:02:07,840
Do we get to explore this?

2640
03:02:08,200 --> 03:02:11,580
Or is it just a flight of fancy?

2641
03:02:11,580 --> 03:02:13,580
Chris.

2642
03:02:28,700 --> 03:02:29,100
Chris.

2643
03:02:29,260 --> 03:02:30,220
Chris Shen.

2644
03:02:30,300 --> 03:02:31,100
Thank you very much.

2645
03:02:33,580 --> 03:02:34,800
Cowabunga, man.

2646
03:02:34,800 --> 03:02:42,840
I'm really doing my best

2647
03:02:42,840 --> 03:02:45,020
to understand what's going on here

2648
03:02:45,020 --> 03:02:46,420
but it's remaining

2649
03:02:46,420 --> 03:02:48,880
a solid certified head

2650
03:02:48,880 --> 03:02:50,900
scratcher. Whether or not

2651
03:02:50,900 --> 03:02:52,880
this guy is really seeing

2652
03:02:52,880 --> 03:02:54,860
this stuff or has he had a

2653
03:02:54,860 --> 03:02:56,720
bang on the head or something we don't know.

2654
03:02:56,720 --> 03:02:56,780
Oh.

2655
03:03:05,460 --> 03:03:06,800
He's got an

2656
03:03:06,800 --> 03:03:07,800
Albert Wesker

2657
03:03:07,800 --> 03:03:10,160
slash

2658
03:03:10,160 --> 03:03:12,860
Ron DeSantis vibe about him.

2659
03:03:18,800 --> 03:03:20,900
Try the clear all

2660
03:03:20,900 --> 03:03:26,280
the clear all option.

2661
03:03:26,280 --> 03:03:35,660
So you clear it all

2662
03:03:35,660 --> 03:03:38,080
and then you look for clues.

2663
03:03:42,780 --> 03:03:43,620
Well, wow.

2664
03:03:44,000 --> 03:03:45,240
Looks like there's something new.

2665
03:03:51,660 --> 03:03:53,840
I don't know what the fuck is going on here.

2666
03:03:54,400 --> 03:03:55,000
Geoanalysis.

2667
03:03:55,000 --> 03:04:11,880
Just one origami store in town.

2668
03:04:16,380 --> 03:04:17,780
Oh, so these are the clues

2669
03:04:17,780 --> 03:04:19,060
that we found the other day

2670
03:04:19,060 --> 03:04:20,560
and for some reason we've

2671
03:04:20,560 --> 03:04:23,520
been whisked away to a mountaintop

2672
03:04:23,520 --> 03:04:25,760
to examine them

2673
03:04:25,760 --> 03:04:27,260
rather than just examine them

2674
03:04:27,260 --> 03:04:28,600
in the house or in the office

2675
03:04:28,600 --> 03:04:29,260
where you were.

2676
03:04:35,600 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2677
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2678
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2679
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2680
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2681
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2682
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:40,980
flower shop.

2683
03:04:40,980 --> 03:04:41,980
flower shop.

2684
03:04:41,980 --> 03:04:41,980
flower shop.

2685
03:04:41,980 --> 03:04:42,980
flower shop.

2686
03:04:42,980 --> 03:04:43,980
flower shop.

2687
03:04:43,980 --> 03:04:44,980
flower shop.

2688
03:04:44,980 --> 03:04:45,980
okay, okay, okay, okay.

2689
03:04:45,980 --> 03:04:47,980
what about we analyze here?

2690
03:04:47,980 --> 03:04:47,980
flower shop.

2691
03:04:47,980 --> 03:04:47,980
flower shop.

2692
03:04:47,980 --> 03:04:48,980
flower shop.

2693
03:04:48,980 --> 03:04:49,980
okay, okay, okay, okay.

2694
03:04:49,980 --> 03:04:51,980
what about we analyze here?

2695
03:04:51,980 --> 03:05:00,980
"Ari, comment: tire tracks on the side of the road behind the railroad line."

2696
03:05:00,980 --> 03:05:01,980
"Tire tracks."

2697
03:05:01,980 --> 03:05:03,980
"It may be the killer's car."

2698
03:05:18,980 --> 03:05:23,980
"No prints or specific clues. Nothing much to go on."

2699
03:05:32,980 --> 03:05:35,980
So now, what the fuck is going on like?

2700
03:05:35,980 --> 03:05:38,980
Do I have to change the environment and then look at the clues again?

2701
03:05:38,980 --> 03:05:40,980
Do I look at some files now?

2702
03:05:45,980 --> 03:05:51,980
"It's got a deadly premonition vibe to it, alright, yeah."

2703
03:05:54,980 --> 03:05:55,980
"Select open."

2704
03:05:57,980 --> 03:06:07,980
"Eight victims in the last three years. All boys, aged between 9 and 13."

2705
03:06:07,980 --> 03:06:08,980
"No signs of violence."

2706
03:06:08,980 --> 03:06:13,980
"The victims disappear from public places in broad daylight."

2707
03:06:13,980 --> 03:06:16,980
"No one notices anything."

2708
03:06:18,980 --> 03:06:20,980
"The bodies are found three to five days later."

2709
03:06:20,980 --> 03:06:22,980
"Drowned."

2710
03:06:22,980 --> 03:06:24,980
"In rainwater."

2711
03:06:30,980 --> 03:06:31,980
"The origami killer."

2712
03:06:31,980 --> 03:06:32,980
"Always the same ritual."

2713
03:06:32,980 --> 03:06:33,980
"An origami in the hand."

2714
03:06:33,980 --> 03:06:34,980
"An orchid on the chest."

2715
03:06:34,980 --> 03:06:47,980
"The victims have always been dead for less than six hours when they were found."

2716
03:06:47,980 --> 03:06:49,980
"Which means they remained alive for several days before being drowned."

2717
03:06:50,980 --> 03:06:52,980
"Sick, sick word."

2718
03:06:52,980 --> 03:06:53,980
"That's a sick word."

2719
03:06:53,980 --> 03:06:54,980
"3,500 people questioned."

2720
03:06:54,980 --> 03:06:57,980
"Over 100 suspects interrogated."

2721
03:06:57,980 --> 03:06:58,980
"It's still nothing."

2722
03:06:58,980 --> 03:07:01,980
"Not a single lead to go on."

2723
03:07:01,980 --> 03:07:04,980
"We need some leads, like, where are the fucking leads?"

2724
03:07:04,980 --> 03:07:17,980
"Open, analyze, we've done that."

2725
03:07:17,980 --> 03:07:19,980
"We've... Geo, analyze, we've done that."

2726
03:07:19,980 --> 03:07:21,980
"Did we open it?"

2727
03:07:21,980 --> 03:07:32,980
"The killer is white. Aged between 30 and 45."

2728
03:07:32,980 --> 03:07:34,980
"How do you know?"

2729
03:07:34,980 --> 03:07:37,980
"He is intelligent, calm, and determined."

2730
03:07:37,980 --> 03:07:38,980
"How do you know?"

2731
03:07:38,980 --> 03:07:39,980
"An organized type."

2732
03:07:39,980 --> 03:07:41,980
"He has a car."

2733
03:07:41,980 --> 03:07:45,980
"He's probably employed, but his work allows him free time."

2734
03:08:01,980 --> 03:08:04,980
"There is always a railroad line adjacent to where the bodies are found."

2735
03:08:04,980 --> 03:08:07,980
"And all the victims disappeared in the fall."

2736
03:08:07,980 --> 03:08:08,980
"I wonder if we go..."

2737
03:08:08,980 --> 03:08:09,980
"Oh fuck."

2738
03:08:09,980 --> 03:08:12,980
"Go down to a different environment."

2739
03:08:12,980 --> 03:08:13,980
"No data there."

2740
03:08:13,980 --> 03:08:13,980
"No data there."

2741
03:08:13,980 --> 03:08:13,980
"Oh fuck."

2742
03:08:13,980 --> 03:08:14,980
"I wonder if we go..."

2743
03:08:14,980 --> 03:08:15,980
"Oh fuck."

2744
03:08:15,980 --> 03:08:16,980
"Go down to a different environment."

2745
03:08:16,980 --> 03:08:17,980
"No data there."

2746
03:08:17,980 --> 03:08:18,980
"No data there."

2747
03:08:18,980 --> 03:08:18,980
"No data there."

2748
03:08:18,980 --> 03:08:19,980
"Oh fuck."

2749
03:08:19,980 --> 03:08:20,980
"I wonder if we go..."

2750
03:08:20,980 --> 03:08:21,980
"Oh fuck."

2751
03:08:21,980 --> 03:08:24,980
"Go down to a different environment."

2752
03:08:24,980 --> 03:08:25,980
"No data there."

2753
03:08:25,980 --> 03:08:26,980
"No data there."

2754
03:08:26,980 --> 03:08:27,980
"No data there."

2755
03:08:27,980 --> 03:08:28,980
"No data there."

2756
03:08:28,980 --> 03:08:29,980
"No data there."

2757
03:08:29,980 --> 03:08:30,980
Here.

2758
03:08:30,980 --> 03:08:31,980
Here.

2759
03:08:31,980 --> 03:08:32,980
Here.

2760
03:08:32,980 --> 03:09:02,340
*Gunshot*

2761
03:09:02,340 --> 03:09:04,340
Space boy

2762
03:09:13,540 --> 03:09:18,440
We'll just have a quick look at these again does it does it change the situation at all?

2763
03:09:19,100 --> 03:09:22,720
Dependent on the environment that we're in is it a purely aesthetic?

2764
03:09:23,820 --> 03:09:26,960
departure from the main cut and thrust of the story with

2765
03:09:27,720 --> 03:09:29,720
Am I looking too deeply into it?

2766
03:09:31,700 --> 03:09:33,700
*Gunshot*

2767
03:09:37,120 --> 03:09:45,760
It's just a visual thing okay there is always a railroad line adjacent to where the bodies are found and all the victims disappeared in the fall

2768
03:09:45,760 --> 03:09:46,760
Oh.

2769
03:10:04,900 --> 03:10:06,100
He's fucked.

2770
03:10:10,020 --> 03:10:13,720
He needs something to be going on with. He needs a cup of cocoa or something.

2771
03:10:15,300 --> 03:10:17,300
I should cocoa.

2772
03:10:29,300 --> 03:10:32,300
Jesus Christ, he's in bits.

2773
03:10:38,300 --> 03:10:40,300
Some moves.

2774
03:10:44,840 --> 03:10:46,840
He's pissed.

2775
03:10:47,840 --> 03:10:49,840
He's on the saw. Send him home.

2776
03:10:51,840 --> 03:10:54,840
He needs to see a therapist when he sobers up.

2777
03:11:01,840 --> 03:11:04,840
Take trip. Let's take a trip, soul.

2778
03:11:08,840 --> 03:11:10,840
He's on the sniff.

2779
03:11:20,840 --> 03:11:24,840
And it's Silence of the Lambs-esque soundtrack.

2780
03:11:28,840 --> 03:11:30,840
Ah, Clarice.

2781
03:11:30,840 --> 03:11:34,840
Moon dust is still a problem.

2782
03:11:42,840 --> 03:11:44,840
A lot of different stories intertwining here.

2783
03:11:44,840 --> 03:11:46,840
You see a lot of...

2784
03:11:46,840 --> 03:11:50,840
You hear about a lot of different stories if you were based inside a fucking police station like this.

2785
03:11:50,840 --> 03:11:52,840
People coming and going.

2786
03:11:52,840 --> 03:11:54,840
This lad's crying his eyes out now.

2787
03:11:54,840 --> 03:11:55,840
This is Lieutenant Blake, Mr. Marshall.

2788
03:11:55,840 --> 03:11:56,840
Maybe a suspect.

2789
03:11:56,840 --> 03:11:56,840
Maybe a suspect.

2790
03:11:56,840 --> 03:11:57,840
Although it's...

2791
03:11:57,840 --> 03:11:58,840
It's the dad.

2792
03:11:58,840 --> 03:11:59,840
It was this afternoon.

2793
03:11:59,840 --> 03:12:01,840
I went to the park with my son, Sean.

2794
03:12:01,840 --> 03:12:02,840
Hey, I've just thought of something.

2795
03:12:02,840 --> 03:12:03,840
Hey, I've just thought of something.

2796
03:12:03,840 --> 03:12:07,840
What if it's the fucking dad that's done all the bad stuff, right?

2797
03:12:07,840 --> 03:12:10,840
But he's so zoned out of it on the yokes.

2798
03:12:10,840 --> 03:12:12,840
Or the pills that he does be taking.

2799
03:12:12,840 --> 03:12:13,840
Whatever they are.

2800
03:12:13,840 --> 03:12:16,840
That he doesn't even know that he's a murderer.

2801
03:12:18,840 --> 03:12:23,840
Because he did have a fucking origami thing in his hand, I think, in one of the scenes.

2802
03:12:23,840 --> 03:12:25,840
Let's see how this develops.

2803
03:12:25,840 --> 03:12:26,840
Played together for a while.

2804
03:12:26,840 --> 03:12:28,840
And then he wanted to go on the carousel.

2805
03:12:28,840 --> 03:12:31,840
So I put him on one of the wooden horses.

2806
03:12:31,840 --> 03:12:36,840
And when I turned back, Sean had disappeared.

2807
03:12:36,840 --> 03:12:40,840
Exactly what time did you arrive at the park?

2808
03:12:40,840 --> 03:12:42,840
Try to remember exactly, Mr. Mars.

2809
03:12:42,840 --> 03:12:44,840
Every detail can be important.

2810
03:12:44,840 --> 03:12:46,840
It must have been about...

2811
03:12:48,840 --> 03:12:51,840
Probably about 5:15.

2812
03:12:53,840 --> 03:12:55,840
5:15, I think.

2813
03:12:55,840 --> 03:12:56,840
I'm not really sure.

2814
03:12:57,840 --> 03:12:59,840
What was your son wearing when he disappeared?

2815
03:12:59,840 --> 03:13:01,840
He was wearing a coat.

2816
03:13:03,840 --> 03:13:05,840
Uh, brown, is it?

2817
03:13:05,840 --> 03:13:10,240
You're not a killer.

2818
03:13:10,240 --> 03:13:11,220
And a pair of pants.

2819
03:13:17,880 --> 03:13:18,740
Beige pants.

2820
03:13:20,440 --> 03:13:22,920
How could Sean have disappeared without you even noticing?

2821
03:13:23,280 --> 03:13:24,940
Weren't you right by the carousel?

2822
03:13:28,040 --> 03:13:31,740
I went for a short walk around the park just for a few minutes.

2823
03:13:32,520 --> 03:13:35,360
When I got back, the carousel had stopped and...

2824
03:13:35,360 --> 03:13:36,400
Sean was gone.

2825
03:13:36,400 --> 03:13:37,140
Sean wasn't there.

2826
03:13:38,700 --> 03:13:41,160
You say you took your son to the park after school.

2827
03:13:41,600 --> 03:13:42,260
You're not a killer, are you?

2828
03:13:42,260 --> 03:13:44,120
She didn't report him missing until 8.15.

2829
03:13:44,600 --> 03:13:47,100
Why did it take you so long to contact the police?

2830
03:13:49,440 --> 03:13:51,620
I panicked. I was panicking, Sean.

2831
03:13:51,840 --> 03:13:54,760
I... I don't know. I panicked. I didn't know what to do.

2832
03:13:57,360 --> 03:14:00,060
All right. That's all the questions I have for now.

2833
03:14:00,460 --> 03:14:01,560
You're free to go, Mr. Mars.

2834
03:14:01,840 --> 03:14:03,400
We'll continue to look for Sean overnight.

2835
03:14:03,880 --> 03:14:05,620
We'll contact you if we have any more questions.

2836
03:14:05,800 --> 03:14:06,820
Mr. Mars.

2837
03:14:08,300 --> 03:14:08,900
Do...

2838
03:14:08,900 --> 03:14:11,260
Do you think the origami killer...

2839
03:14:11,260 --> 03:14:18,600
Listen, your son's probably just run off and he'll turn up in a couple hours.

2840
03:14:20,780 --> 03:14:22,480
But what if it is the origami killer?

2841
03:14:23,980 --> 03:14:25,040
Then I'm afraid your son's dead.

2842
03:14:25,040 --> 03:14:27,140
Then we have about four days to find him alive.

2843
03:14:36,720 --> 03:14:39,160
With four days, the clock is ticking.

2844
03:14:39,440 --> 03:14:41,380
Our son's life is in jeopardy.

2845
03:14:41,380 --> 03:14:42,460
And I think that's the wife.

2846
03:14:42,460 --> 03:14:44,920
Did they find something?

2847
03:14:46,800 --> 03:14:47,240
No.

2848
03:14:47,640 --> 03:14:48,260
Nothing yet.

2849
03:14:48,380 --> 03:14:49,700
But they're going to keep looking through the night.

2850
03:14:52,700 --> 03:14:53,640
Do they...

2851
03:14:53,640 --> 03:14:55,620
Do they think it's the origami killer?

2852
03:14:56,260 --> 03:14:59,320
They said it's a good chance of it being the origami killer, yeah.

2853
03:14:59,680 --> 03:15:01,320
It's still too early to say.

2854
03:15:03,840 --> 03:15:05,220
But it is a possibility.

2855
03:15:09,800 --> 03:15:10,640
They said...

2856
03:15:10,640 --> 03:15:12,960
They said he might be making origami sculptures.

2857
03:15:13,700 --> 03:15:14,620
Out of our son.

2858
03:15:14,760 --> 03:15:16,240
How could you lose Sean like that?

2859
03:15:17,360 --> 03:15:19,600
You should never have taken your eyes off him.

2860
03:15:20,100 --> 03:15:22,840
Hey, for God's sake, how hard is it to keep your eye on a child?

2861
03:15:22,840 --> 03:15:24,880
He was annoying me.

2862
03:15:25,040 --> 03:15:26,320
Why did you leave him, Ethan?

2863
03:15:26,620 --> 03:15:27,040
Why?

2864
03:15:27,360 --> 03:15:28,880
He was annoying me.

2865
03:15:29,980 --> 03:15:32,840
The same way you're annoying me, and that's why we're divorced.

2866
03:15:33,560 --> 03:15:35,800
It'd be great if there was that level of interactivity,

2867
03:15:35,900 --> 03:15:37,820
and you could just get back into it yourself.

2868
03:15:38,060 --> 03:15:40,460
But the way AI is going,

2869
03:15:40,860 --> 03:15:42,940
we might be able to fucking do that soon enough.

2870
03:15:46,900 --> 03:15:48,520
Wasn't it enough losing Jason?

2871
03:15:48,940 --> 03:15:50,540
I was enough losing him,

2872
03:15:50,540 --> 03:15:52,720
but it won't be enough until I've lost you,

2873
03:15:52,720 --> 03:15:53,280
as well.

2874
03:15:55,140 --> 03:15:57,080
Please, Mr. Sean, calm down.

2875
03:15:57,520 --> 03:15:58,640
This is a police station.

2876
03:16:02,680 --> 03:16:03,120
Sorry.

2877
03:16:05,180 --> 03:16:06,540
That's not what I meant to say.

2878
03:16:07,660 --> 03:16:09,400
You're always putting the blame on me.

2879
03:16:09,520 --> 03:16:11,200
That's why I'm pilled up to the gills

2880
03:16:11,200 --> 03:16:12,500
every day of the fucking week.

2881
03:16:12,720 --> 03:16:14,000
Maybe if it weren't for you

2882
03:16:14,000 --> 03:16:16,500
getting into the next zone,

2883
03:16:17,600 --> 03:16:19,840
then I wouldn't have to be fucking popping pillies,

2884
03:16:19,840 --> 03:16:22,000
and Sean would still be here right now.

2885
03:16:22,000 --> 03:16:29,280
December 31st for...

2886
03:16:29,280 --> 03:16:31,280
I miss him so much.

2887
03:16:38,240 --> 03:16:39,000
Come on.

2888
03:16:40,520 --> 03:16:42,800
Why don't we get back together again, huh?

2889
03:16:43,020 --> 03:16:44,560
Like old times, me and you.

2890
03:16:45,700 --> 03:16:47,440
We'll create some more Seans.

2891
03:16:47,880 --> 03:16:48,920
There'll be more Jasons.

2892
03:16:52,600 --> 03:16:55,700
He has like an instant memory wipeout

2893
03:16:55,700 --> 03:16:56,960
of everything that's gone on,

2894
03:16:57,000 --> 03:16:58,800
and just looks with bright...

2895
03:16:58,800 --> 03:17:01,300
bright eyes at the future.

2896
03:17:01,300 --> 03:17:14,580
I will make a new kid.

2897
03:17:14,580 --> 03:17:16,660
I won't lose him this time.

2898
03:17:16,920 --> 03:17:18,520
We can call him Jason True.

2899
03:17:19,120 --> 03:17:20,220
Jason Harder.

2900
03:17:20,900 --> 03:17:22,080
And then maybe even,

2901
03:17:22,080 --> 03:17:23,320
in a few years' time,

2902
03:17:24,000 --> 03:17:25,620
Sean Part 2.

2903
03:17:26,100 --> 03:17:27,060
Back in the habit.

2904
03:17:27,060 --> 03:17:33,940
Sean Deuce.

2905
03:17:36,340 --> 03:17:37,960
Back in Blues.

2906
03:17:38,420 --> 03:17:39,460
Sean Deuce.

2907
03:17:40,020 --> 03:17:41,700
Sam Allardyce.

2908
03:17:41,880 --> 03:17:43,580
As I live and breathe.

2909
03:17:43,700 --> 03:17:45,820
How the hell are you, Mr. Allardyce?

2910
03:17:47,340 --> 03:17:48,840
Jason True.

2911
03:17:48,920 --> 03:17:50,200
Electric Boogaloo.

2912
03:17:54,340 --> 03:18:01,060
This plot is awfully close

2913
03:18:01,060 --> 03:18:02,960
to the tale of Charlie Heffernan.

2914
03:18:03,140 --> 03:18:04,040
No jaw, Jimmy.

2915
03:18:04,680 --> 03:18:05,440
Hopefully that

2916
03:18:05,440 --> 03:18:07,200
doesn't ring true

2917
03:18:07,200 --> 03:18:08,260
in a few hours' time.

2918
03:18:08,560 --> 03:18:10,060
We hopefully have more updates

2919
03:18:10,060 --> 03:18:10,820
on that monkey

2920
03:18:10,820 --> 03:18:11,800
as and when we get them.

2921
03:18:12,420 --> 03:18:13,200
What's going on here?

2922
03:18:17,620 --> 03:18:18,860
Sergeant Allardyce.

2923
03:18:18,860 --> 03:18:19,640
Good evening to you, sir.

2924
03:18:22,980 --> 03:18:24,200
Can I help you, sir?

2925
03:18:24,940 --> 03:18:25,740
Well, I hope so.

2926
03:18:26,540 --> 03:18:27,480
My name's Scott Shelby.

2927
03:18:27,600 --> 03:18:28,540
I'm a private detective.

2928
03:18:29,260 --> 03:18:30,500
I'm investigating the case

2929
03:18:30,500 --> 03:18:31,340
of the origami killer.

2930
03:18:32,380 --> 03:18:32,680
Private dick.

2931
03:18:32,680 --> 03:18:33,240
I'd like to ask you

2932
03:18:33,240 --> 03:18:33,680
a few questions.

2933
03:18:35,060 --> 03:18:36,720
My son is dead,

2934
03:18:37,080 --> 03:18:37,620
Mr. Shelby.

2935
03:18:38,900 --> 03:18:40,480
I have nothing more to say.

2936
03:18:45,040 --> 03:18:45,440
Sympathize.

2937
03:18:45,720 --> 03:18:47,280
I also lost someone I loved.

2938
03:18:47,880 --> 03:18:48,760
I know what you're feeling.

2939
03:18:48,760 --> 03:18:49,840
Then you will understand

2940
03:18:49,840 --> 03:18:51,460
that I do not wish

2941
03:18:51,460 --> 03:18:52,300
to talk about it.

2942
03:18:52,300 --> 03:18:53,300
Rupee.

2943
03:18:54,420 --> 03:18:55,720
Thank you very much, Rupee,

2944
03:18:55,820 --> 03:18:56,260
for your kind,

2945
03:18:56,340 --> 03:18:57,540
hered, and generous tip there.

2946
03:18:57,800 --> 03:18:58,720
Save Sean.

2947
03:18:58,780 --> 03:18:59,460
I'll leave my card

2948
03:18:59,460 --> 03:19:00,880
in case you change your mind.

2949
03:19:01,080 --> 03:19:01,420
No, no.

2950
03:19:01,480 --> 03:19:02,360
Don't bother, Mr. Shelby.

2951
03:19:03,140 --> 03:19:04,460
There really is no point.

2952
03:19:04,940 --> 03:19:05,340
No, no.

2953
03:19:07,860 --> 03:19:09,160
Oh, do you sell inhalers?

2954
03:19:09,560 --> 03:19:10,220
I'm all out,

2955
03:19:10,280 --> 03:19:11,620
and at least I won't go away

2956
03:19:11,620 --> 03:19:12,520
completely empty-handed.

2957
03:19:13,280 --> 03:19:14,300
In the back of this door,

2958
03:19:14,480 --> 03:19:15,080
to the right.

2959
03:19:15,940 --> 03:19:16,340
Thanks.

2960
03:19:20,180 --> 03:19:20,540
look.

2961
03:19:20,540 --> 03:19:22,160
He has a scar from his battle

2962
03:19:22,160 --> 03:19:24,000
with the sexual deviant

2963
03:19:24,000 --> 03:19:24,740
from the last

2964
03:19:24,740 --> 03:19:26,500
playthrough,

2965
03:19:26,840 --> 03:19:27,460
where, uh,

2966
03:19:28,820 --> 03:19:29,680
he was in

2967
03:19:29,680 --> 03:19:31,180
a knocking shop,

2968
03:19:31,480 --> 03:19:32,660
and someone came in

2969
03:19:32,660 --> 03:19:33,240
and gave him

2970
03:19:33,240 --> 03:19:34,180
a fucking swipe.

2971
03:19:38,680 --> 03:19:39,620
good evening, sir.

2972
03:19:40,180 --> 03:19:40,680
This looks...

2973
03:19:41,360 --> 03:19:42,380
Is that Ethan, is it?

2974
03:19:43,080 --> 03:19:45,000
Are you looking for something

2975
03:19:45,000 --> 03:19:45,740
in particular?

2976
03:19:46,260 --> 03:19:47,580
Ethan's beamed out of it, man.

2977
03:19:47,640 --> 03:19:48,100
Give me what you got

2978
03:19:48,100 --> 03:19:48,480
in the register.

2979
03:19:48,980 --> 03:19:49,300
Fuck.

2980
03:19:49,380 --> 03:19:50,340
Don't fucking try anything.

2981
03:19:50,620 --> 03:19:51,680
It's time for Anodyce to...

2982
03:19:51,680 --> 03:19:51,680
to...

2983
03:19:51,680 --> 03:19:53,680
to haul ass.

2984
03:19:53,680 --> 03:19:55,000
to haul ass.

2985
03:20:05,280 --> 03:20:05,780
Creepin'.

2986
03:20:05,780 --> 03:20:06,160
You cannot have the right

2987
03:20:06,160 --> 03:20:07,400
to steal that money from me.

2988
03:20:07,720 --> 03:20:09,540
Creepin' Joe Allardyce.

2989
03:20:09,540 --> 03:20:11,520
You cannot have it.

2990
03:20:14,020 --> 03:20:15,580
Oh, no, don't step on the crisps.

2991
03:20:15,640 --> 03:20:16,120
Hey, you!

2992
03:20:16,120 --> 03:20:17,340
Come here.

2993
03:20:18,660 --> 03:20:19,780
He heard the crisps.

2994
03:20:20,220 --> 03:20:21,320
I said, come here now!

2995
03:20:22,340 --> 03:20:23,920
Allardyce should have softly

2996
03:20:23,920 --> 03:20:25,760
placed his foot down

2997
03:20:25,760 --> 03:20:26,940
beside the crisps.

2998
03:20:28,680 --> 03:20:29,240
Hands up!

2999
03:20:30,740 --> 03:20:31,940
Put your fucking hands up

3000
03:20:31,940 --> 03:20:32,500
or I'll shoot!

3001
03:20:32,880 --> 03:20:33,700
Those crisps.

3002
03:20:35,700 --> 03:20:36,500
Are you deaf?

3003
03:20:36,980 --> 03:20:37,880
I said, put your hands up!

3004
03:20:38,820 --> 03:20:39,680
I'm warning you,

3005
03:20:39,800 --> 03:20:40,320
I'll shoot!

3006
03:20:42,460 --> 03:20:43,300
If you don't raise

3007
03:20:43,300 --> 03:20:44,360
your fucking hands right now,

3008
03:20:44,480 --> 03:20:44,940
you're dead.

3009
03:20:45,540 --> 03:20:46,500
I'm not joking, man.

3010
03:20:46,520 --> 03:20:47,740
I'll blow your fucking brains out!

3011
03:20:49,440 --> 03:20:50,300
I'm putting them up.

3012
03:20:50,300 --> 03:20:51,260
I'm trying to put them up.

3013
03:20:52,660 --> 03:20:53,060
No!

3014
03:20:53,260 --> 03:20:54,180
Not Allardyce!

3015
03:21:06,600 --> 03:21:08,480
Big Sam's getting an awful fucking

3016
03:21:08,480 --> 03:21:09,320
going over the last,

3017
03:21:09,320 --> 03:21:10,200
the last couple of nights.

3018
03:21:10,200 --> 03:21:10,920
I'll call for an ambulance.

3019
03:21:12,220 --> 03:21:13,240
Nah, I'll be alright.

3020
03:21:13,820 --> 03:21:14,080
What?

3021
03:21:14,400 --> 03:21:15,720
Bullet just grazed my shoulder.

3022
03:21:16,060 --> 03:21:16,860
He's some man.

3023
03:21:17,660 --> 03:21:18,900
Goddamn punk, kid.

3024
03:21:19,120 --> 03:21:20,580
doesn't even know how to use a gun.

3025
03:21:20,980 --> 03:21:22,580
I'd go back and eat those crisps

3026
03:21:22,580 --> 03:21:23,480
that are on the ground.

3027
03:21:24,080 --> 03:21:24,980
I don't know what would have

3028
03:21:24,980 --> 03:21:25,840
happened without you.

3029
03:21:28,440 --> 03:21:29,500
Heavy rain!

3030
03:21:29,920 --> 03:21:30,760
When my boy,

3031
03:21:31,380 --> 03:21:31,760
Razor,

3032
03:21:32,260 --> 03:21:32,920
disappeared,

3033
03:21:33,440 --> 03:21:34,960
I received a letter

3034
03:21:34,960 --> 03:21:36,560
with a locker ticket inside.

3035
03:21:37,740 --> 03:21:38,620
Inside the locker,

3036
03:21:38,940 --> 03:21:40,120
I found this box.

3037
03:21:40,400 --> 03:21:41,440
Like the way a fucking

3038
03:21:41,440 --> 03:21:43,660
armed robbery has just occurred there,

3039
03:21:43,760 --> 03:21:45,360
now the mood has just gone back

3040
03:21:45,360 --> 03:21:46,000
to kind of,

3041
03:21:46,480 --> 03:21:46,760
actually,

3042
03:21:46,820 --> 03:21:48,240
I will help you with your quest.

3043
03:21:49,260 --> 03:21:49,660
No,

3044
03:21:49,780 --> 03:21:51,480
no sign of calling the cops

3045
03:21:51,480 --> 03:21:52,540
or anything like that.

3046
03:21:52,600 --> 03:21:52,680
It's...

3047
03:21:52,680 --> 03:21:55,460
I do not understand

3048
03:21:55,460 --> 03:21:56,580
what it means,

3049
03:21:57,120 --> 03:21:58,340
but I think it must be

3050
03:21:58,340 --> 03:21:59,340
a sort of message

3051
03:21:59,340 --> 03:22:00,740
from the man

3052
03:22:00,740 --> 03:22:02,220
who took my son from me.

3053
03:22:03,320 --> 03:22:03,880
Can I?

3054
03:22:03,880 --> 03:22:15,920
lovely bit of boxwork.

3055
03:22:16,020 --> 03:22:17,020
It's an origami

3056
03:22:17,020 --> 03:22:18,020
crocodylisk.

3057
03:22:18,100 --> 03:22:18,740
Take the box,

3058
03:22:18,840 --> 03:22:20,060
if it can be of any use

3059
03:22:20,060 --> 03:22:20,820
to you at all.

3060
03:22:21,160 --> 03:22:21,960
It's a lovely piece

3061
03:22:21,960 --> 03:22:22,780
of crocodylisk.

3062
03:22:22,840 --> 03:22:24,220
help me to save Razor,

3063
03:22:24,600 --> 03:22:26,800
but maybe it will help you

3064
03:22:26,800 --> 03:22:28,100
find the other little boy.

3065
03:22:33,800 --> 03:22:34,600
Mr. Shelby.

3066
03:22:36,840 --> 03:22:38,480
I was beginning to think

3067
03:22:38,480 --> 03:22:39,860
that there was no good

3068
03:22:39,860 --> 03:22:41,120
to be found in this place.

3069
03:22:41,780 --> 03:22:43,140
Heavy rain.

3070
03:22:43,280 --> 03:22:43,940
I can see now

3071
03:22:43,940 --> 03:22:44,860
that I was wrong.

3072
03:22:45,520 --> 03:22:46,320
You were wrong,

3073
03:22:46,380 --> 03:22:46,760
you bullets.

3074
03:22:46,760 --> 03:22:59,160
Unbelievable.

3075
03:23:02,120 --> 03:23:03,120
What a scene.

3076
03:23:04,460 --> 03:23:05,560
Where's that gonna bring us?

3077
03:23:05,560 --> 03:23:05,940
Where's...

3078
03:23:05,940 --> 03:23:06,460
Where's...

3079
03:23:06,460 --> 03:23:07,820
Where's this taking us now?

3080
03:23:10,500 --> 03:23:12,220
A man came into the shop

3081
03:23:12,220 --> 03:23:14,060
with a handgun.

3082
03:23:14,980 --> 03:23:16,600
Heavy rain.

3083
03:23:16,600 --> 03:23:38,000
fucking hell

3084
03:23:38,000 --> 03:23:43,120
put some pants on

3085
03:23:43,120 --> 03:23:55,900
stick some kecks on

3086
03:23:55,900 --> 03:24:25,880
I'm sorry.

3087
03:24:25,880 --> 03:24:44,860
Crazy bit of business. Now we're controlling this lady here. It's not a bad situation actually, it's a... It's a real one, two, three, four, five situation.

3088
03:24:55,380 --> 03:25:11,380
I can't see anything. There we go. Oh, it's a great situation. That's a one, two, three, four, five situation right there.

3089
03:25:13,380 --> 03:25:24,080
Heavy rain. Now I'm controlling a lady wearing a skimpy outfit. Heavy rain.

3090
03:25:25,380 --> 03:25:33,380
What's the action? What's the quick time event? A bit of yoga, is it? Bit of stretching.

3091
03:25:43,380 --> 03:25:54,380
Great stuff. Very French. It might actually be a one, two, three, four, five, six situation. Now don't go, don't go to the clothes. Let's see if there's anything else.

3092
03:26:01,380 --> 03:26:03,380
Lovely stretch.

3093
03:26:14,380 --> 03:26:16,380
She's got the scratchers.

3094
03:26:26,380 --> 03:26:27,380
What?

3095
03:26:27,380 --> 03:26:28,380
What?

3096
03:26:33,380 --> 03:26:42,380
Very swanky gaff. Too big of a gaff for one person. Look at the kitchen, the open plan, minimalist kitchen area over here.

3097
03:26:45,380 --> 03:26:55,380
Magazines, a bone, broadsheet newspapers, glossy. A cat is it? I bet you it's a cat. Or a cat burglar.

3098
03:27:02,380 --> 03:27:03,380
Crazy bit of business.

3099
03:27:03,380 --> 03:27:04,380
Crazy bit of business.

3100
03:27:08,380 --> 03:27:09,380
Any brewskis?

3101
03:27:09,380 --> 03:27:10,380
cookies.

3102
03:27:10,380 --> 03:27:17,380
I'm going to put the cake on the cake.

3103
03:27:17,380 --> 03:27:43,380
I was going to go sit down there for a moment.

3104
03:27:43,380 --> 03:27:49,200
Now I have to get the coffee out the microwave.

3105
03:27:49,200 --> 03:27:51,180
The lock going on is a lot of pace here.

3106
03:27:51,180 --> 03:27:52,620
A lot of twists and turns.

3107
03:27:52,620 --> 03:28:08,940
I didn't believe this was going to be the game I would be playing.

3108
03:28:08,940 --> 03:28:14,760
Completely pissing down out there.

3109
03:28:14,760 --> 03:28:20,580
I'm going to go sit down there.

3110
03:28:20,580 --> 03:28:24,580
I'm going to go sit down there.

3111
03:28:24,580 --> 03:28:30,400
I'm going to go sit down there.

3112
03:28:30,400 --> 03:28:34,400
I'm going to go sit down there.

3113
03:28:34,400 --> 03:28:40,220
I'm going to go sit down there.

3114
03:28:40,220 --> 03:28:44,220
I'm going to go sit down there.

3115
03:28:44,220 --> 03:28:48,220
I'm going to go sit down there.

3116
03:28:48,220 --> 03:28:52,040
I'm going to go sit down there.

3117
03:28:52,040 --> 03:28:55,040
Sorry that was my reaction after drinking a big pile of fizzy water.

3118
03:28:55,040 --> 03:29:01,380
It wasn't some sort of guttural noise based upon the visual aspect of what I'm what we're

3119
03:29:01,380 --> 03:29:06,040
witnessing here.

3120
03:29:06,040 --> 03:29:08,860
Great shots.

3121
03:29:08,860 --> 03:29:11,860
Real French stuff.

3122
03:29:11,860 --> 03:29:30,860
Happy birthday.

3123
03:29:30,860 --> 03:29:34,860
Happy birthday.

3124
03:29:34,860 --> 03:30:01,860
Happy birthday.

3125
03:30:01,860 --> 03:30:29,480
fucking hell there's a crow on the loose hopefully that's a crow or a bird that's found itself inside

3126
03:30:29,480 --> 03:30:46,040
the house and not the origami killer arse hungry crows

3127
03:30:56,260 --> 03:31:16,700
she's got a rustlers burger in the fridge fuck off man get time to get a gun oh no what it's what is

3128
03:31:16,700 --> 03:31:22,980
the one here sneaky there's someone in the apartment jordan b creepers in the phone on the desk i could

3129
03:31:22,980 --> 03:31:29,680
call for help go on the front door it's the only way out if i can reach it i still have a chance

3130
03:31:29,680 --> 03:31:39,760
yeah big time let's do this get some clothes on though arse 110 arse work

3131
03:31:39,760 --> 03:31:56,740
more arse some real gratuitous arse work on show here

3132
03:31:56,740 --> 03:32:05,100
the big hitbox oh no it's not great it's not a great situation at all

3133
03:32:05,100 --> 03:32:10,140
put some shoes on fuck

3134
03:32:10,140 --> 03:32:17,140
Quick time events are lit.

3135
03:32:17,140 --> 03:32:24,140
*Groans*

3136
03:32:28,140 --> 03:32:29,140
Fuck.

3137
03:32:41,140 --> 03:32:44,140
Nice one. Give him a fucking box.

3138
03:32:44,140 --> 03:32:45,040
Yeah!

3139
03:32:46,040 --> 03:32:46,940
Two of them!

3140
03:32:55,940 --> 03:32:57,940
This? What the fuck is this?

3141
03:32:57,940 --> 03:32:59,940
*Gunshot*

3142
03:32:59,940 --> 03:33:00,940
*Gunshot*

3143
03:33:00,940 --> 03:33:01,940
*Gunshot*

3144
03:33:01,940 --> 03:33:02,940
*Gunshot*

3145
03:33:02,940 --> 03:33:03,940
*Gunshot*

3146
03:33:03,940 --> 03:33:04,940
*Gunshot*

3147
03:33:04,940 --> 03:33:05,940
*Gunshot*

3148
03:33:05,940 --> 03:33:06,940
*Gunshot*

3149
03:33:06,940 --> 03:33:07,940
*Gunshot*

3150
03:33:07,940 --> 03:33:08,940
*Gunshot*

3151
03:33:08,940 --> 03:33:09,940
*Gunshot*

3152
03:33:09,940 --> 03:33:10,940
*Gunshot*

3153
03:33:10,940 --> 03:33:11,940
*Gunshot*

3154
03:33:11,940 --> 03:33:12,940
*Gunshot*

3155
03:33:12,940 --> 03:33:13,940
*Gunshot*

3156
03:33:13,940 --> 03:33:14,940
*Gunshot*

3157
03:33:14,940 --> 03:33:15,940
*Gunshot*

3158
03:33:15,940 --> 03:33:26,940
Oh no, it's not going this way. This needs to change. Something needs to change. We don't want a fucking situation on that bed. We need to get out the gap. Jump out the fucking window.

3159
03:33:26,940 --> 03:33:54,760
fucking window right in the mollocks right in the fucking bollocks oh no

3160
03:33:54,760 --> 03:34:06,940
oh I was just a dream thank god for that

3161
03:34:22,080 --> 03:34:49,400
woman in the gaff couple of burglars tried to kill her heavy rain burglars big gap hitbox arsebox oh no we've not another fucking

3162
03:34:49,400 --> 03:35:11,400
situation now where another child is gone and Ethan absolutely drowning in his sorrows day by day read the letter I don't think I want to read it some probably the worst news he's ever had

3163
03:35:11,400 --> 03:35:33,400
when the parents came home from church all their children were gone they searched and called for them they cried and begged but it was all to no avail the children have never been seen again

3164
03:35:33,400 --> 03:35:40,400
children are after you

3165
03:35:40,400 --> 03:36:10,380
I'm not sure what you're doing.

3166
03:36:10,380 --> 03:36:40,360
I have to get out of here and find out what this ticket is about.

3167
03:36:40,360 --> 03:36:53,980
Thank God it's not available.

3168
03:36:54,100 --> 03:36:58,820
They're not letting it be an available situation right now.

3169
03:36:58,880 --> 03:37:01,000
That's good because I would have played it.

3170
03:37:03,820 --> 03:37:08,900
But he's after seeing a car down the fucking side of the road.

3171
03:37:09,000 --> 03:37:10,880
So maybe you go out the front door and...

3172
03:37:14,880 --> 03:37:21,240
He's wearing denim kind of combats.

3173
03:37:21,340 --> 03:37:23,880
He's wearing jeans that have a combat pocket on them.

3174
03:37:25,200 --> 03:37:25,880
Mr. Mars!

3175
03:37:26,020 --> 03:37:26,700
A few words!

3176
03:37:26,780 --> 03:37:27,440
Mr. Mars!

3177
03:37:28,000 --> 03:37:28,820
Goddamn reporters.

3178
03:37:29,280 --> 03:37:31,080
They've been camped outside my house all day.

3179
03:37:32,820 --> 03:37:34,640
Did he think that or say that?

3180
03:37:34,720 --> 03:37:36,300
I didn't see any mouth movement there.

3181
03:37:36,740 --> 03:37:37,320
Just leave.

3182
03:37:37,460 --> 03:37:37,920
Fuck, man.

3183
03:37:38,180 --> 03:37:39,380
Face the rain.

3184
03:37:41,300 --> 03:37:42,040
Face the rain.

3185
03:37:42,040 --> 03:37:42,420
Mr. Mars!

3186
03:37:42,700 --> 03:37:44,600
Can you confirm that your son has disappeared?

3187
03:37:44,920 --> 03:37:47,100
Do you think the origami killer kidnapped him?

3188
03:37:47,100 --> 03:37:47,840
Mr. Mars!

3189
03:37:47,840 --> 03:37:47,840
Mr. Mars!

3190
03:37:47,840 --> 03:37:48,360
Mr. Mars!

3191
03:37:48,360 --> 03:37:51,440
I'm going to walk straight to that cloud without stopping on the way.

3192
03:37:51,540 --> 03:37:52,480
Are you on pitfalls?

3193
03:37:52,540 --> 03:37:53,040
Mr. Mars!

3194
03:37:53,040 --> 03:37:53,620
Mr. Mars!

3195
03:37:53,840 --> 03:37:55,420
Do you suspect anyone, Mr. Mars?

3196
03:37:55,440 --> 03:37:57,000
Do you know the investigators have any leads?

3197
03:37:57,000 --> 03:37:57,240
No!

3198
03:37:57,840 --> 03:37:59,060
You lost your son in the park.

3199
03:37:59,280 --> 03:38:00,240
How do you feel about that?

3200
03:38:00,360 --> 03:38:00,680
Please!

3201
03:38:01,060 --> 03:38:01,600
Mr. Mars!

3202
03:38:01,660 --> 03:38:02,160
Mr. Mars!

3203
03:38:02,320 --> 03:38:02,880
A few words!

3204
03:38:02,980 --> 03:38:04,100
Have you seen the monkeys?

3205
03:38:04,320 --> 03:38:04,640
Mr. Mars!

3206
03:38:05,240 --> 03:38:05,720
Mr. Mars!

3207
03:38:05,820 --> 03:38:07,280
Do you think your son is still alive?

3208
03:38:07,280 --> 03:38:09,000
Do you know where Charlie the monkey is?

3209
03:38:09,100 --> 03:38:09,600
Mr. Mars!

3210
03:38:09,600 --> 03:38:11,600
Do you think the origami killer kidnapped him?

3211
03:38:11,600 --> 03:38:13,860
Tell me more about your son, Mr. Mars!

3212
03:38:13,860 --> 03:38:15,600
How do you think the origami killer kidnapped him?

3213
03:38:15,600 --> 03:38:16,100
Mr. Mars!

3214
03:38:16,100 --> 03:38:16,600
Mr. Mars!

3215
03:38:16,600 --> 03:38:17,600
Mr. Mars!

3216
03:38:17,600 --> 03:38:19,380
Are you worried your son might be dead?

3217
03:38:19,380 --> 03:38:19,800
Mr. Mars!

3218
03:38:19,800 --> 03:38:21,760
Do you suspect anyone, Mr. Mars?

3219
03:38:21,760 --> 03:38:23,400
Do you know the investigators have any leads?

3220
03:38:23,940 --> 03:38:24,180
You...

3221
03:38:24,180 --> 03:38:25,080
You fucked up!

3222
03:38:25,640 --> 03:38:26,820
Mr. Mars, you fucked up!

3223
03:38:27,240 --> 03:38:29,000
Do you feel guilty about your son who's dead?

3224
03:38:29,240 --> 03:38:29,760
Mr. Mars!

3225
03:38:29,760 --> 03:38:30,360
Mr. Mars!

3226
03:38:30,360 --> 03:38:30,960
Mr. Mars!

3227
03:38:31,080 --> 03:38:32,100
What about your second son?

3228
03:38:32,160 --> 03:38:32,160
Mr. Mars!

3229
03:38:32,160 --> 03:38:33,620
Do you think your son is still alive?

3230
03:38:33,880 --> 03:38:36,220
Did you feed your son Benzos, Mr. Mars?

3231
03:38:37,440 --> 03:38:38,140
You fed him...

3232
03:38:38,140 --> 03:38:38,640
You fed him...

3233
03:38:38,640 --> 03:38:39,260
You fed him...

3234
03:38:39,260 --> 03:38:41,260
Mr. Mars. Mr. Mars.

3235
03:38:41,260 --> 03:38:43,260
Can you confirm that your son has disappeared?

3236
03:38:43,260 --> 03:38:45,260
He has disappeared.

3237
03:38:45,260 --> 03:38:47,260
He has disappeared.

3238
03:38:47,260 --> 03:38:49,260
Mr. Mars.

3239
03:38:49,260 --> 03:38:51,260
Mr. Mars.

3240
03:38:55,260 --> 03:38:57,260
Need to get out of there fast, man.

3241
03:39:05,260 --> 03:39:07,260
Fucking Mars bear.

3242
03:39:07,260 --> 03:39:09,260
Heavy rain.

3243
03:39:15,260 --> 03:39:17,260
Heavy rain.

3244
03:39:17,260 --> 03:39:43,260
*Gunshot*

3245
03:39:43,260 --> 03:39:48,260
He needs to get some better fucking medication for this... an exact bullshit.

3246
03:39:48,260 --> 03:39:52,260
*Gunshot*

3247
03:39:52,260 --> 03:39:53,260
Ah, you're alright.

3248
03:39:55,260 --> 03:39:58,260
It's only reminded me of your son you lost.

3249
03:40:00,260 --> 03:40:03,260
He'll be grand. Just face up to your fear, man.

3250
03:40:03,260 --> 03:40:07,260
Sick of hearing about the fucking triggers.

3251
03:40:07,260 --> 03:40:11,260
I... I can't make it. Too many people. Too many people.

3252
03:40:15,260 --> 03:40:17,260
It'll be alright, man. Just fucking power through.

3253
03:40:19,260 --> 03:40:20,260
Power through.

3254
03:40:21,260 --> 03:40:24,260
I'm sure you've your own problems to worry about. Fuck these.

3255
03:40:26,260 --> 03:40:28,260
I'm so...

3256
03:40:28,260 --> 03:40:30,260
*Sigh*

3257
03:40:30,260 --> 03:40:32,260
*Sigh*

3258
03:40:55,260 --> 03:40:56,260
Oh fuck...

3259
03:40:56,260 --> 03:40:58,260
It's... it...

3260
03:40:58,260 --> 03:41:02,260
It's going down a Kojima-shaped tunnel hole at the moment.

3261
03:41:09,260 --> 03:41:11,260
Dad, where are you?

3262
03:41:13,260 --> 03:41:15,260
Disassociation Street.

3263
03:41:15,260 --> 03:41:18,260
*Mwah* Mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah-mwah!

3264
03:41:18,260 --> 03:41:19,260
Jason!

3265
03:41:21,260 --> 03:41:22,260
Dad...

3266
03:41:23,260 --> 03:41:24,260
Dad...

3267
03:41:27,260 --> 03:41:28,260
Jason!

3268
03:41:28,260 --> 03:41:29,260
Dad...

3269
03:41:31,260 --> 03:41:32,260
Dad...

3270
03:41:35,260 --> 03:41:36,260
*Sigh*

3271
03:41:38,260 --> 03:41:39,260
Dad...

3272
03:41:39,260 --> 03:41:40,260
Where's the balloon?

3273
03:41:40,260 --> 03:41:41,260
*Sigh*

3274
03:41:41,260 --> 03:41:43,260
The child was holding a balloon!

3275
03:41:43,260 --> 03:41:44,260
Jason!

3276
03:41:44,260 --> 03:41:45,260
Dad...

3277
03:41:45,260 --> 03:41:46,260
Dad...

3278
03:41:46,260 --> 03:41:46,260
Dad...

3279
03:41:46,260 --> 03:41:47,260
Dad...

3280
03:41:51,260 --> 03:41:52,260
Balloon...

3281
03:41:52,260 --> 03:41:55,260
They gave me an option for balloon there a second ago.

3282
03:41:55,260 --> 03:41:56,260
Ha!

3283
03:41:56,260 --> 03:41:57,260
Come on...

3284
03:41:57,260 --> 03:41:58,260
Give me more options there.

3285
03:41:58,260 --> 03:42:00,260
Jason!

3286
03:42:00,260 --> 03:42:01,260
Dad...

3287
03:42:01,260 --> 03:42:01,260
Jason!

3288
03:42:01,260 --> 03:42:02,260
Dad...

3289
03:42:02,260 --> 03:42:03,260
Jason!

3290
03:42:03,260 --> 03:42:03,260
Dad...

3291
03:42:03,260 --> 03:42:04,260
Jason!

3292
03:42:04,260 --> 03:42:05,260
Dad...

3293
03:42:05,260 --> 03:42:06,260
Dad...

3294
03:42:06,260 --> 03:42:07,260
Dad...

3295
03:42:07,260 --> 03:42:08,260
Jason...

3296
03:42:08,260 --> 03:42:09,260
Dad...

3297
03:42:09,260 --> 03:42:10,260
Dad...

3298
03:42:10,260 --> 03:42:11,260
Dad...

3299
03:42:11,260 --> 03:42:12,260
Dad...

3300
03:42:12,260 --> 03:42:13,260
Dad...

3301
03:42:13,260 --> 03:42:14,260
Dad...

3302
03:42:14,260 --> 03:42:16,260
Dad!

3303
03:42:30,760 --> 03:42:32,760
Dad!

3304
03:42:32,760 --> 03:42:51,760
Dad!

3305
03:42:51,760 --> 03:42:53,760
Dad!

3306
03:43:11,760 --> 03:43:13,760
I'm pressing one, nothing's happening. Are you holding shit?

3307
03:43:13,760 --> 03:43:15,760
Line 18, box number three.

3308
03:43:17,760 --> 03:43:19,760
18, box number three.

3309
03:43:19,760 --> 03:43:47,700
18 box number three. Yeah, hopefully Sean isn't in one of these fucking lockers. Hopefully

3310
03:43:47,700 --> 03:44:14,640
it's some brand new pills, but even better than the pills that he has at home. Some super strength disinhibitors. Here we go, here we go. A brand new basketball.

3311
03:44:15,640 --> 03:44:32,100
Another fucking origami sculpture maybe, this time of his son's balloon.

3312
03:44:43,580 --> 03:44:53,980
What's in the fucking box, man? They're really teasing us with this box.

3313
03:44:55,560 --> 03:44:57,640
It's absolutely pissing done.

3314
03:44:57,640 --> 03:45:15,640
It's a...

3315
03:45:15,640 --> 03:45:36,100
And it does feel a bit Irish in the way that it is pissing down relentlessly. And it has been pissing down here for the last few days. But it's a metropolis. I don't know whether it's based in French Canada or... Oh, it's Philadelphia. But it's made by the French. So expect the unexpected.

3316
03:45:42,100 --> 03:45:56,560
A bit of a fucking creepy peeper outside the window there. There's nothing like hunkering down in a piss-soaked wet motel right after your son's gone missing to really...

3317
03:45:56,560 --> 03:46:22,320
get the search party going. An eclectic mix of items inside the cupboard there. A beautiful fucking well-appointed bathroom. And some lovely, lovely taps and sink work there. Maybe he can wash his face or something just to really fucking dust away the cobwebs.

3318
03:46:22,320 --> 03:46:40,320
Maybe there's something inside the medicine cabinet. We do know that he's quite partial to the odd bit and piece. Let's see. Is it paracetamol? Surgical spirit? Nothing there that he wants to dabble in. He doesn't want to dabble in a bit of madness just yet. But he will get the John Thomas out. And it's time to drain the lizard. A fantastic...

3319
03:46:40,320 --> 03:47:07,320
part of the game. And it's a great bit of realism that they've managed to inject into the situation there with that scene there. Moving on from the Jacks. There's nothing else really to see inside there. We'll get out of here. Another letter on the table. Maybe a chance to open the box. The shoe box. Just open the fucking box, man.

3320
03:47:07,320 --> 03:47:26,320
The piece is beginning to pick up something else inside it. It's a lovely gun. Looks like a desert eagle, is it? Got a dolphin. There's a bit of origami in there as well.

3321
03:47:26,320 --> 03:47:50,320
More origami in there as well. More origami stuff. A fucking sand disk memory card. A glockenspiel. Looks like an origami bear. An origami krokodilisk. A shark. A butterfly. There's a mobile phone and a memory stick there. God knows what's on any of those devices.

3322
03:47:50,320 --> 03:48:19,320
A lovely collection of origami animals you have amassed there. Do you intend on keeping them or selling them at auction or what? I would like to know. Do you intend on keeping them or would you be interested in parting ways with them for some fiat cash?

3323
03:48:19,320 --> 03:48:42,320
Let's have a look at the phone. Hopefully there's no funny business on it. Now you can put in a memory. Look, I've never seen a memory stick like that go into a phone like that in my life. Absolute notions in the script writing department there. Absolute notions in the graphic design.

3324
03:48:42,320 --> 03:49:03,320
"Dad!" "Sean" "Sean" "Where are you?" "Do not adjust your sets, do not adjust your phones. What we're witnessing here is his son is trapped in a fucking storm drain. That's Sean. It's that nice. I'm just about to get a packet of crisps. Bear with me."

3325
03:49:03,320 --> 03:49:04,320
"Okay."

3326
03:49:04,320 --> 03:49:06,320
"Okay."

3327
03:49:06,320 --> 03:49:08,320
"Okay."

3328
03:49:08,320 --> 03:49:38,300
Thank you.

3329
03:49:38,300 --> 03:50:08,280
Thank you.

3330
03:50:08,280 --> 03:50:11,580
As we left it there, it was a stormy situation.

3331
03:50:13,340 --> 03:50:14,800
Let's go back into this.

3332
03:50:15,340 --> 03:50:19,680
If you're of a nervous disposition, we are going to see a child stuck in a storm drain.

3333
03:50:20,040 --> 03:50:21,320
Please take care.

3334
03:50:21,400 --> 03:50:22,720
I'm so cold.

3335
03:50:23,360 --> 03:50:23,980
Dad.

3336
03:50:24,860 --> 03:50:25,400
Dad.

3337
03:50:25,620 --> 03:50:25,940
Dad.

3338
03:50:27,460 --> 03:50:47,060
Five origami figures, each figure is a trial. Each trial provides letters. The letters reveal an address.

3339
03:50:47,060 --> 03:51:17,040
*sad music*

3340
03:51:17,040 --> 03:51:31,040
*sad music*

3341
03:51:31,040 --> 03:51:39,040
I just got a few hula hoops there. One of them is a puffed up hula hoop scenario. Schnuffle, thank you very much.

3342
03:51:39,040 --> 03:51:45,040
*sad music*

3343
03:51:45,040 --> 03:51:57,040
I have a second packet of hoops. And they are barbecue beef flavour hoops. A beefy hoop.

3344
03:51:57,040 --> 03:51:59,040
*sad music*

3345
03:51:59,040 --> 03:52:01,040
*sad music*

3346
03:52:01,040 --> 03:52:06,420
Aged between 30 and 45. He doesn't act on impulse, but plans his crimes in a very meticulous fashion.

3347
03:52:07,240 --> 03:52:12,440
He doesn't have anything personal against the victims. That's why he covers their faces with mud, to make them anonymous.

3348
03:52:14,420 --> 03:52:17,180
Why does he kill them if he doesn't have anything against them?

3349
03:52:18,300 --> 03:52:26,660
For him, they're more of an image, a symbol. That's probably why it gives him an origami figure and an orchid as gifts, to apologize for what he's done to them.

3350
03:52:27,780 --> 03:52:30,600
Very interesting. And where does all that get us?

3351
03:52:31,260 --> 03:52:32,440
I'd like to apologize.

3352
03:52:35,480 --> 03:52:35,880
Aggressive?

3353
03:52:36,340 --> 03:52:39,940
It builds up a profile of the killer and helps us understand the person we're looking for.

3354
03:52:40,660 --> 03:52:43,480
It might have been useful if it was done earlier in this investigation.

3355
03:52:44,840 --> 03:52:47,140
Thanks for the tip there, horses under starlight.

3356
03:52:49,120 --> 03:52:50,020
Continue, Jaden.

3357
03:52:52,760 --> 03:52:55,920
Then I studied the geographical distribution of the murders.

3358
03:52:56,320 --> 03:53:02,780
Generally, a killer commits his first murder near to where he lives, so he has a safe place to flee to if any complications arise.

3359
03:53:03,280 --> 03:53:06,100
The more confident he becomes, the further he roams from his base.

3360
03:53:06,580 --> 03:53:12,480
By analyzing the locations where the victims disappeared, I was able to isolate a zone where the killer might live.

3361
03:53:12,480 --> 03:53:16,920
And what size is this, uh, zone?

3362
03:53:18,920 --> 03:53:22,400
For the moment, about ten square mile.

3363
03:53:23,660 --> 03:53:24,440
Oh, great.

3364
03:53:24,860 --> 03:53:27,100
There must be ten thousand people who live in that sort of area.

3365
03:53:27,360 --> 03:53:28,760
You gonna question them one by one?

3366
03:53:28,820 --> 03:53:37,000
It may not give us the address of the killer, but at least it's something to go on.

3367
03:53:37,420 --> 03:53:40,220
Blake, if you've got a better plan, I'm willing to listen.

3368
03:53:40,480 --> 03:53:41,160
Don't be shy.

3369
03:53:41,740 --> 03:53:43,020
I'm all ears.

3370
03:53:45,480 --> 03:53:59,400
What on earth does that...

3371
03:53:59,400 --> 03:54:02,740
Big shout out to Lewis Hayes, tuning in from Thailand.

3372
03:54:02,740 --> 03:54:05,820
All the victims are drowned in rainwater.

3373
03:54:06,160 --> 03:54:08,560
The killer kills only in the fall when there is plenty of rain.

3374
03:54:09,060 --> 03:54:13,800
It could be that he puts them in some sort of well or tank that is open to the skies and that fills up with rainwater.

3375
03:54:14,400 --> 03:54:15,060
Fucking hell.

3376
03:54:15,480 --> 03:54:19,160
The more it rains, the less time the victim has to live.

3377
03:54:19,940 --> 03:54:20,680
That's disgusting.

3378
03:54:20,680 --> 03:54:21,240
So what's next?

3379
03:54:22,640 --> 03:54:27,300
There are two suspects whose psychological profile might fit and can be connected to the comfort zone.

3380
03:54:27,840 --> 03:54:28,960
I'd like to question them.

3381
03:54:30,180 --> 03:54:31,460
God damn it.

3382
03:54:31,720 --> 03:54:33,160
We're wasting our time with this bullshit.

3383
03:54:33,800 --> 03:54:35,020
The killer's out there somewhere.

3384
03:54:35,140 --> 03:54:37,300
We gotta get off our asses and find them.

3385
03:54:38,660 --> 03:54:39,960
Well, fucking go do it then.

3386
03:54:41,080 --> 03:54:43,940
Blake, I've had just about enough of your shit.

3387
03:54:44,200 --> 03:54:45,740
You've been chasing this guy for what?

3388
03:54:45,900 --> 03:54:46,560
Two years?

3389
03:54:46,800 --> 03:54:47,740
And what are you caught, huh?

3390
03:54:48,020 --> 03:54:48,380
Nothing.

3391
03:54:48,780 --> 03:54:50,280
Absolutely nothing.

3392
03:54:50,680 --> 03:54:51,000
Yes.

3393
03:54:51,000 --> 03:54:54,780
You think you do a better fucking job than me with your psychology degree and your great classes?

3394
03:54:55,160 --> 03:54:56,560
Well, let me tell you something, pal.

3395
03:54:56,800 --> 03:54:59,020
That don't mean zip when it comes to getting out there.

3396
03:54:59,840 --> 03:55:01,660
Welcome to the party, pal.

3397
03:55:02,080 --> 03:55:03,760
You're just a fucking bureaucrat.

3398
03:55:04,300 --> 03:55:07,080
You're just a fucking bureaucrat, pal.

3399
03:55:07,380 --> 03:55:15,000
Your vast experience hasn't prevented eight victims from being murdered.

3400
03:55:15,240 --> 03:55:16,180
Fucking asshole!

3401
03:55:17,220 --> 03:55:17,500
Yeah.

3402
03:55:17,500 --> 03:55:19,500
That's enough.

3403
03:55:20,200 --> 03:55:23,740
That's enough.

3404
03:55:23,740 --> 03:55:26,680
Lovely bit of acting there.

3405
03:55:29,500 --> 03:55:33,460
You said it took six inches of rainfall before the victim died.

3406
03:55:34,840 --> 03:55:36,800
How much time do we have left?

3407
03:55:38,540 --> 03:55:42,400
If the weather forecasts are right, less than 72 hours.

3408
03:55:48,400 --> 03:55:57,440
Stuck in a drain.

3409
03:55:57,440 --> 03:55:58,000
You're stuck in a drain.

3410
03:55:58,000 --> 03:56:03,200
Guy cuz he's in a lot of pain. He's only a child and he's stuck in a drain

3411
03:56:03,560 --> 03:56:10,080
Get the fucking kid out the drain tonight before it all goes and turns to shite

3412
03:56:10,280 --> 03:56:16,700
Your son's in a drain your son's in a drain your son's in a son's in a son's in a drain

3413
03:56:17,600 --> 03:56:19,600
Mama, thank you very much for the tip

3414
03:56:20,400 --> 03:56:23,540
Maybe we should have a little bit of a starlight. There's nobody home

3415
03:56:23,540 --> 03:56:34,260
There is now I'm not sure that's entirely legal I

3416
03:56:36,600 --> 03:56:39,240
Don't kill the cops call the cops

3417
03:56:47,380 --> 03:56:52,720
It's all gone a little bit Kevin Spacey in the movie seven but instead of magic trees

3418
03:56:52,720 --> 03:56:55,140
It's anna Williams is a pretty religious guy

3419
03:56:57,220 --> 03:57:00,700
God fear an idiot waiting for the end of the world

3420
03:57:02,040 --> 03:57:08,480
We questioned him a few months back because he was causing a disturbance in the park. He was ranting and raving

3421
03:57:09,440 --> 03:57:11,440
said he heard voices

3422
03:57:11,600 --> 03:57:17,820
Big fans like a big man sick little head that I was the Antichrist. I'd come to earth to persecute him

3423
03:57:19,600 --> 03:57:21,600
real twisted

3424
03:57:21,900 --> 03:57:28,960
Have you played this before baton? I haven't I tried to start it a couple years ago off of stream and got

3425
03:57:30,300 --> 03:57:38,300
Like probably two minutes into it and then gave up I thought I'll finish it on stream and just didn't I forgot all about it then then

3426
03:57:38,300 --> 03:57:44,220
I haven't streamed for ages and now here we are it's like a visual novel in a way and

3427
03:57:46,620 --> 03:57:53,540
Here is Jesus the man himself who started all of this Christmas stuff back when he was born on Christmas Day

3428
03:57:55,620 --> 03:57:57,620
1972

3429
03:57:57,620 --> 03:58:15,620
I don't know what's going on like press and hold the up button here just lets me see Jesus nothing really going on

3430
03:58:16,740 --> 03:58:25,360
The big fat thank you very much fat 32 look at this got a super fix

3431
03:58:25,960 --> 03:58:33,120
Which is the new word for a big fucking crucifix a super fix on the side of his house here?

3432
03:58:33,540 --> 03:58:35,980
He's a goddamn religious nut

3433
03:58:36,660 --> 03:58:40,820
Probably got your son and I've in a goddamn storm drain somewhere

3434
03:58:45,960 --> 03:58:52,400
More yolks it's a real pill fest this this town a lot of people on the on the pills day and night

3435
03:58:53,940 --> 03:58:57,380
That's the biggest medicine cabinet I've ever seen

3436
03:59:06,960 --> 03:59:08,960
Superintendent DeSantis

3437
03:59:19,020 --> 03:59:21,020
More fucking multi bits

3438
03:59:21,020 --> 03:59:39,460
This place is a fucking dive dump.

3439
03:59:40,740 --> 03:59:42,640
What kind of animal lives here?

3440
03:59:42,640 --> 04:00:12,620
What kind of animal lives here?

3441
04:00:12,620 --> 04:00:17,620
Good timing Nathaniel. Just the man we're looking for.

3442
04:00:17,620 --> 04:00:21,620
Angels and ministers of grace defend us.

3443
04:00:21,620 --> 04:00:26,620
I'm Agent Mom and Jaden, FBI. I'd like to ask you a few questions.

3444
04:00:26,620 --> 04:00:31,620
As God is my witness, I haven't done anything. I'm innocent.

3445
04:00:31,620 --> 04:00:35,620
Relax. Nobody's accusing you of anything. We just want to talk.

3446
04:00:35,620 --> 04:00:40,620
Nathaniel, do you want to talk?

3447
04:00:40,620 --> 04:00:45,620
Nathaniel, do you remember where you were last Tuesday at 4:30 PM?

3448
04:00:45,620 --> 04:00:51,620
Here? I was here. I was praying. All day.

3449
04:00:51,620 --> 04:00:53,620
Was there anybody with you?

3450
04:00:53,620 --> 04:00:57,620
No. No, I was alone.

3451
04:00:57,620 --> 04:01:02,620
Occupation?

3452
04:01:02,620 --> 04:01:06,620
Where do you work Nathaniel? Do you have a job?

3453
04:01:06,620 --> 04:01:15,620
My sole occupation is praying to the all-merciful Lord for the salvation of humanity.

3454
04:01:15,620 --> 04:01:16,620
What's with all the Jesus stuff?

3455
04:01:16,620 --> 04:01:20,620
Why all the crucifixes? Are you afraid of something?

3456
04:01:20,620 --> 04:01:25,620
The hour is nigh, and the wrath of God shall strike men down.

3457
04:01:26,620 --> 04:01:28,620
I'm preparing for the end of the world.

3458
04:01:28,620 --> 04:01:33,620
What about the voices, Nathaniel? Do you still hear the voices?

3459
04:01:36,620 --> 04:01:40,620
We know who talks to you, don't we, Nathaniel? Or we both know who talks to you.

3460
04:01:41,620 --> 04:01:44,620
Don't speak that name.

3461
04:01:44,620 --> 04:01:49,620
What does he say to you, Nathaniel?

3462
04:01:49,620 --> 04:01:51,620
Blake, what are you doing?

3463
04:01:51,620 --> 04:01:54,620
I can't talk about it. You mustn't talk about it.

3464
04:01:54,620 --> 04:02:00,620
He orders you to go and find new prey, doesn't he? He needs more and more.

3465
04:02:00,620 --> 04:02:06,620
Just let this guy work him for a bit. I'm just gonna walk around the room.

3466
04:02:06,620 --> 04:02:09,620
No! You mustn't mention him. You'll bring him here.

3467
04:02:09,620 --> 04:02:11,620
I'll just walk around the room and let this guy work him.

3468
04:02:11,620 --> 04:02:15,620
I told you to go and find that kid in the park. The voices tormented you all night long.

3469
04:02:15,620 --> 04:02:18,620
You wanted them to stop, didn't you, Nathaniel?

3470
04:02:19,620 --> 04:02:22,620
Stop! Stop! That's enough!

3471
04:02:23,620 --> 04:02:29,620
So you obeyed them to make them stop. You took that boy with you and you drowned him. Isn't that right?

3472
04:02:29,620 --> 04:02:35,620
No! Stop! Stop! Let him work him up.

3473
04:02:35,620 --> 04:02:38,620
You killed that, didn't you, Nathaniel? Are you gonna confess, you bastard?

3474
04:02:42,620 --> 04:02:46,620
You are the Antichrist. I shall dispatch you to your father in hell.

3475
04:02:47,620 --> 04:02:51,620
He is the son of Satan. He was sent to earth to destroy us.

3476
04:02:52,620 --> 04:02:54,620
For Christ's sake, shoot!

3477
04:02:57,620 --> 04:02:58,620
Eve!

3478
04:02:58,620 --> 04:02:59,620
I...

3479
04:02:59,620 --> 04:02:59,620
I...

3480
04:02:59,620 --> 04:03:02,620
Just fucking headshatted him. Just domed him.

3481
04:03:02,620 --> 04:03:03,620
He shot him.

3482
04:03:04,620 --> 04:03:05,620
He didn't... He wasn't even the killer.

3483
04:03:05,620 --> 04:03:06,620
Looks like you did.

3484
04:03:08,620 --> 04:03:09,620
Can't say I'll miss him.

3485
04:03:10,620 --> 04:03:11,620
Come on, let's go.

3486
04:03:12,620 --> 04:03:19,160
Heavy rain.

3487
04:03:23,840 --> 04:03:27,640
Sam Allardyce.

3488
04:03:28,160 --> 04:03:30,100
Heavy rain.

3489
04:03:30,100 --> 04:03:50,460
Heavy rain.

3490
04:03:50,460 --> 04:03:56,560
Now we've gone back in time into the fucking 1940s and he's driving. What the fuck that is?

3491
04:03:56,560 --> 04:04:19,340
Well and truly Allardyce. Things are about to get a little bit Allardyce. Saladice. If he went on a diet, Sam Saladice.

3492
04:04:19,340 --> 04:04:39,340
We're Allardyce-ing with death here. It could be a fucking another scrap. In every scene he's been in, he's been in a scrap so hopefully he doesn't get fucking taken out here as well.

3493
04:04:39,340 --> 04:04:53,400
Mrs. Bowles?

3494
04:04:53,660 --> 04:04:54,340
Mrs. Bowles?

3495
04:04:55,340 --> 04:04:56,720
Anybody home?

3496
04:04:56,720 --> 04:05:17,920
Hello, little cutie.

3497
04:05:17,920 --> 04:05:20,840
Oh, you're looking for your mama.

3498
04:05:25,880 --> 04:05:54,040
Baby world. Oh, Jesus. It's too hard. I can't stand it anymore. See ya. I think it said that on the note. Hopefully it wasn't a fucking suicide note and they've left the baby there because that's a big bad scenario. We might see something we don't like here. Potential trigger warning.

3499
04:05:55,040 --> 04:05:58,920
Mrs. Bowles. Mrs. Bowles, are you there?

3500
04:06:10,920 --> 04:06:17,860
Oh, for fuck's sake. It's a shit situation. She's still alive.

3501
04:06:19,860 --> 04:06:24,800
Mrs. Bowles. Mrs. Bowles, can you hear me? Oh, that's a mess.

3502
04:06:24,800 --> 04:06:27,800
Wake up. Wake up.

3503
04:06:28,800 --> 04:06:32,240
Q. Press Q to save the lady.

3504
04:06:38,680 --> 04:06:41,900
Oh, for fuck's sake. Just put the lady on your shoulder, Sam.

3505
04:06:44,220 --> 04:06:45,260
Allardyce it up.

3506
04:06:47,260 --> 04:06:48,400
Allerdici.

3507
04:06:49,980 --> 04:06:51,560
Samuel Allerdici.

3508
04:06:52,740 --> 04:06:53,020
And

3509
04:06:53,020 --> 04:06:54,660
Gianni Allajoski.

3510
04:06:54,740 --> 04:06:56,980
Thank you very, very much, Gianni Allajoski

3511
04:06:56,980 --> 04:06:59,180
for your kind, heart and generous tip there.

3512
04:06:59,180 --> 04:07:01,400
Some avail. Some avail. Some avail.

3513
04:07:01,740 --> 04:07:02,260
Some avail.

3514
04:07:04,500 --> 04:07:07,480
Put her on the bed

3515
04:07:07,480 --> 04:07:08,640
there and she'll be...

3516
04:07:08,640 --> 04:07:10,320
She'll sleep it off, whatever it was.

3517
04:07:12,340 --> 04:07:13,160
Doesn't look like

3518
04:07:13,160 --> 04:07:15,380
it's done too much damage to her. I think she'll be okay.

3519
04:07:15,380 --> 04:07:23,840
I'm gonna call an ambulance.

3520
04:07:24,160 --> 04:07:27,460
No, I... I don't want to go to the hospital. Please.

3521
04:07:28,740 --> 04:07:29,140
Okay.

3522
04:07:29,980 --> 04:07:31,180
Heavy slain.

3523
04:07:32,480 --> 04:07:35,500
I saw the chili peppers at Slain Castle

3524
04:07:35,500 --> 04:07:37,680
supporting you two.

3525
04:07:37,900 --> 04:07:38,360
I'll be right back.

3526
04:07:38,360 --> 04:07:41,100
And fucking Coldplay and Khalees run.

3527
04:07:41,660 --> 04:07:43,320
I think the band Relish

3528
04:07:43,320 --> 04:07:45,300
from up north were playing a gig there

3529
04:07:45,300 --> 04:07:46,260
as well.

3530
04:07:46,980 --> 04:07:48,340
Remember them.

3531
04:07:48,740 --> 04:07:51,260
They had a hit in the late 90s.

3532
04:07:51,540 --> 04:07:54,080
And then I think West Live did a cover of it.

3533
04:07:54,860 --> 04:07:57,580
I hope they got a few pounds for that.

3534
04:08:01,760 --> 04:08:03,680
She'd need to have a blanket on or something.

3535
04:08:03,800 --> 04:08:04,300
I think she's...

3536
04:08:05,260 --> 04:08:06,360
in shock or something.

3537
04:08:09,960 --> 04:08:11,120
Allardyce is doing the fucking

3538
04:08:11,120 --> 04:08:13,060
Aladici twist here.

3539
04:08:14,140 --> 04:08:15,340
Look at the way he moves.

3540
04:08:17,560 --> 04:08:18,800
Like he's on a touchline.

3541
04:08:20,680 --> 04:08:22,180
He's on a touchline right now

3542
04:08:22,180 --> 04:08:22,740
and his...

3543
04:08:22,740 --> 04:08:23,860
his squad...

3544
04:08:23,860 --> 04:08:25,660
his team is just after getting relegated

3545
04:08:25,660 --> 04:08:26,500
there in the bath.

3546
04:08:29,400 --> 04:08:29,720
Baby.

3547
04:08:29,820 --> 04:08:30,940
Yeah, we need to go and find the baby

3548
04:08:30,940 --> 04:08:32,140
and make sure the baby's okay.

3549
04:08:33,860 --> 04:08:35,080
This will be the next thing now.

3550
04:08:35,140 --> 04:08:36,100
The baby will be gone.

3551
04:08:37,320 --> 04:08:38,120
Aragami killer.

3552
04:08:39,040 --> 04:08:39,480
Right, all right.

3553
04:08:43,380 --> 04:08:45,380
Check the drawers for the capuchin.

3554
04:08:47,600 --> 04:08:50,660
Is there any news or update on that monkey

3555
04:08:50,660 --> 04:08:51,940
or is he still...

3556
04:08:53,940 --> 04:08:56,060
in the fucking land of nowheresville?

3557
04:09:03,440 --> 04:09:04,860
Forgot about Charlie there.

3558
04:09:05,380 --> 04:09:06,900
Kind of like forgot about Dre.

3559
04:09:08,060 --> 04:09:10,200
Want to quickly have a look there

3560
04:09:10,200 --> 04:09:10,860
on the internet

3561
04:09:10,860 --> 04:09:12,900
for any news whatsoever

3562
04:09:12,900 --> 04:09:13,940
about this guy.

3563
04:09:15,480 --> 04:09:16,320
Monkey...

3564
04:09:16,320 --> 04:09:17,680
Charlie the Moncus.

3565
04:09:18,860 --> 04:09:19,900
Charlie...

3566
04:09:19,900 --> 04:09:23,900
Monkey...

3567
04:09:23,900 --> 04:09:25,120
Wicklow.

3568
04:09:25,380 --> 04:09:26,640
Charlie Monkey Wicklow.

3569
04:09:27,360 --> 04:09:27,960
CMW.

3570
04:09:33,520 --> 04:09:35,240
Public war not to approach.

3571
04:09:35,400 --> 04:09:36,280
Still no update.

3572
04:09:36,440 --> 04:09:38,680
Although we do have Dublin Live

3573
04:09:38,680 --> 04:09:39,320
have...

3574
04:09:39,320 --> 04:09:40,360
pissed out an article

3575
04:09:40,360 --> 04:09:41,340
four hours ago.

3576
04:09:41,420 --> 04:09:42,280
Let's have a look at that

3577
04:09:42,280 --> 04:09:43,180
and see if it reveals

3578
04:09:43,180 --> 04:09:45,440
any brand new information for us.

3579
04:09:46,880 --> 04:09:48,940
Where do we put that window capture?

3580
04:09:49,220 --> 04:09:50,020
Is that...

3581
04:09:50,020 --> 04:09:51,280
Is that our Firefox?

3582
04:10:02,560 --> 04:10:03,320
There he is.

3583
04:10:03,360 --> 04:10:04,800
What a cheeky little guy.

3584
04:10:04,900 --> 04:10:05,960
And that's the same picture

3585
04:10:05,960 --> 04:10:07,780
that I used for the thumbnail

3586
04:10:07,780 --> 04:10:08,480
of this video.

3587
04:10:08,600 --> 04:10:11,320
But I put on a comedy helmet for him.

3588
04:10:11,880 --> 04:10:13,340
With a NATO flag on it.

3589
04:10:13,400 --> 04:10:15,180
I think I put in an RPG as well.

3590
04:10:15,300 --> 04:10:16,420
I was going to add some nuts

3591
04:10:16,420 --> 04:10:17,780
but I just wanted to get played.

3592
04:10:17,880 --> 04:10:19,820
I just wanted to drop into the war zone

3593
04:10:19,820 --> 04:10:20,200
to be honest.

3594
04:10:20,300 --> 04:10:21,640
That was going to be another 10 minutes.

3595
04:10:23,280 --> 04:10:24,100
So there we go.

3596
04:10:24,200 --> 04:10:25,360
Never miss a beat from Dublin.

3597
04:10:25,560 --> 04:10:25,760
Blah blah blah.

3598
04:10:26,320 --> 04:10:27,620
The members of the public

3599
04:10:27,620 --> 04:10:28,760
be encouraged not to approach

3600
04:10:28,760 --> 04:10:29,900
a frisky monkey.

3601
04:10:30,560 --> 04:10:32,340
This is a brand new addition

3602
04:10:32,340 --> 04:10:33,780
to our lexicon.

3603
04:10:34,140 --> 04:10:35,860
Up until last night or today

3604
04:10:35,860 --> 04:10:37,040
he was just a monkey

3605
04:10:37,040 --> 04:10:39,020
but now he's been labelled as frisky

3606
04:10:39,020 --> 04:10:43,620
which has disturbing sexual undertones to it.

3607
04:10:43,680 --> 04:10:45,020
I'm very...

3608
04:10:45,020 --> 04:10:45,340
It's...

3609
04:10:45,340 --> 04:10:45,580
It's...

3610
04:10:45,580 --> 04:10:48,220
It's beginning to take a...

3611
04:10:48,220 --> 04:10:49,660
a more sinister shape

3612
04:10:49,660 --> 04:10:51,600
the longer the hours tick on here.

3613
04:10:55,600 --> 04:10:57,160
Escaped an island sanctuary.

3614
04:10:57,360 --> 04:10:58,600
Literally Monkey Island.

3615
04:10:58,720 --> 04:11:00,080
He managed to fucking escape that.

3616
04:11:00,940 --> 04:11:02,280
Looking for love.

3617
04:11:03,480 --> 04:11:04,380
See this is the...

3618
04:11:04,380 --> 04:11:06,220
the bizarre angle that...

3619
04:11:06,220 --> 04:11:08,220
some of these...

3620
04:11:08,220 --> 04:11:09,280
news outlets.

3621
04:11:09,720 --> 04:11:11,420
Reputable news outlets are taking.

3622
04:11:11,540 --> 04:11:13,100
It's not about the fucking monkey

3623
04:11:13,100 --> 04:11:14,220
and finding him and...

3624
04:11:15,440 --> 04:11:16,140
and all that business.

3625
04:11:16,220 --> 04:11:17,220
it's about...

3626
04:11:17,220 --> 04:11:18,900
him being frisky.

3627
04:11:19,140 --> 04:11:20,500
It's about him looking for love.

3628
04:11:20,560 --> 04:11:21,160
I don't like the way

3629
04:11:21,160 --> 04:11:22,040
they're framing this.

3630
04:11:22,340 --> 04:11:23,420
And I think Charlie should

3631
04:11:23,420 --> 04:11:25,120
hopefully sue if...

3632
04:11:25,120 --> 04:11:25,760
fingers crossed

3633
04:11:25,760 --> 04:11:26,560
if he's still alive

3634
04:11:26,560 --> 04:11:27,260
and he makes it through

3635
04:11:27,260 --> 04:11:28,720
to the other side.

3636
04:11:28,800 --> 04:11:29,380
But the 20...

3637
04:11:29,380 --> 04:11:29,960
He's 24.

3638
04:11:31,660 --> 04:11:32,480
So I'm...

3639
04:11:32,480 --> 04:11:33,400
I don't know.

3640
04:11:35,900 --> 04:11:36,760
Named Charlie.

3641
04:11:36,880 --> 04:11:38,260
Went missing from the monkey sanctuary.

3642
04:11:38,660 --> 04:11:39,820
Ireland in Rathdrum.

3643
04:11:40,020 --> 04:11:40,580
Rathdrum.

3644
04:11:42,100 --> 04:11:42,940
County Wicklow.

3645
04:11:43,020 --> 04:11:43,840
Thank you very much there.

3646
04:11:43,960 --> 04:11:45,260
Frisky monkey for the tip.

3647
04:11:45,880 --> 04:11:46,800
earlier this week.

3648
04:11:47,000 --> 04:11:47,880
Sanctuary manager...

3649
04:11:49,600 --> 04:11:51,240
Willie Heffernan...

3650
04:11:51,240 --> 04:11:52,520
told how Charlie...

3651
04:11:52,520 --> 04:11:53,880
who is not neutered...

3652
04:11:54,400 --> 04:11:55,880
so he has all his seed...

3653
04:11:56,500 --> 04:11:57,960
ready to spread...

3654
04:11:57,960 --> 04:11:58,640
far and wide.

3655
04:11:58,740 --> 04:11:59,880
So we could be seeing...

3656
04:12:00,440 --> 04:12:00,880
if...

3657
04:12:00,880 --> 04:12:01,880
Charlie does get his...

3658
04:12:02,880 --> 04:12:03,880
wily frisky way...

3659
04:12:04,560 --> 04:12:05,880
that we could be seeing something...

3660
04:12:06,640 --> 04:12:07,640
that we haven't seen before.

3661
04:12:07,820 --> 04:12:08,880
And it actually is quite alarming...

3662
04:12:08,880 --> 04:12:09,700
to think about.

3663
04:12:10,220 --> 04:12:10,920
He's not neutered.

3664
04:12:11,020 --> 04:12:12,280
Had to be moved away from...

3665
04:12:12,280 --> 04:12:12,880
female monkeys...

3666
04:12:12,880 --> 04:12:15,320
he shares the habitat with.

3667
04:12:16,660 --> 04:12:17,640
Willie said...

3668
04:12:17,640 --> 04:12:19,020
he was only two years old...

3669
04:12:19,020 --> 04:12:19,980
when he arrived here...

3670
04:12:19,980 --> 04:12:20,880
22 years.

3671
04:12:20,980 --> 04:12:21,740
That makes sense.

3672
04:12:21,800 --> 04:12:22,960
He was always 24...

3673
04:12:22,960 --> 04:12:24,480
and 24 minus 22...

3674
04:12:24,480 --> 04:12:25,140
would leave you with...

3675
04:12:25,140 --> 04:12:26,220
two full-on years.

3676
04:12:26,300 --> 04:12:27,300
So that's...

3677
04:12:27,300 --> 04:12:28,180
and in monkey years...

3678
04:12:28,180 --> 04:12:28,960
I don't know how long...

3679
04:12:28,960 --> 04:12:30,380
24 is in monkey years.

3680
04:12:31,220 --> 04:12:31,780
Normally...

3681
04:12:31,780 --> 04:12:34,140
all the males get spayed...

3682
04:12:34,140 --> 04:12:35,760
but he slipped the knife.

3683
04:12:37,020 --> 04:12:38,780
There's three female monkeys...

3684
04:12:38,780 --> 04:12:39,780
on the island next to him.

3685
04:12:40,280 --> 04:12:41,480
He was harassing them.

3686
04:12:41,640 --> 04:12:43,840
Okay, so we've got a fucking...

3687
04:12:43,840 --> 04:12:44,820
a bad apple.

3688
04:12:45,040 --> 04:12:45,400
He's...

3689
04:12:45,400 --> 04:12:48,080
sexual assault monkey.

3690
04:12:48,200 --> 04:12:48,360
Is he?

3691
04:12:49,740 --> 04:12:50,620
That's what I'm...

3692
04:12:50,620 --> 04:12:52,280
that's what I'm kind of gathering here...

3693
04:12:52,280 --> 04:12:54,400
with the frisky...

3694
04:12:54,400 --> 04:12:55,520
Sorry, just need to make sure...

3695
04:12:55,520 --> 04:12:56,280
pee through the birds.

3696
04:12:56,280 --> 04:13:26,260
Okay.

3697
04:13:26,260 --> 04:13:27,260
Okay.

3698
04:13:27,260 --> 04:13:57,240
Thank you.

3699
04:13:57,240 --> 04:14:27,220
Thank you.

3700
04:14:27,220 --> 04:14:29,600
Where did I leave off there?

3701
04:14:29,780 --> 04:14:39,940
Willie was saying that your man, Charlie, who's doing a power of fucking mincing around Wicklow at the moment, he needs to be found and taken into care very quickly.

3702
04:14:40,740 --> 04:14:44,720
He was harassing three monkeys, so tried to move him another male off the island.

3703
04:14:44,980 --> 04:14:46,740
That's where things went tits up.

3704
04:14:46,840 --> 04:14:49,980
And there's Willie Heffernan there, the monkey wrangler.

3705
04:14:50,620 --> 04:14:55,040
And Willie said that he managed to get the other male off the island.

3706
04:14:56,200 --> 04:15:02,420
But Charlie, who has escaped numerous times before, jumped ship, in quotation marks.

3707
04:15:02,900 --> 04:15:08,200
He said the fear now was that Charlie, who came from a laboratory at Edinburgh University.

3708
04:15:09,140 --> 04:15:14,900
This story is beginning to take more twists as the hours tick by.

3709
04:15:15,020 --> 04:15:17,180
We've learned that he's a sex attack monkey.

3710
04:15:17,440 --> 04:15:20,520
And also, he was grown in a lab.

3711
04:15:21,060 --> 04:15:24,160
This is like something from fucking Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

3712
04:15:24,660 --> 04:15:29,060
Had ventured into nearby Avondale National Park.

3713
04:15:30,600 --> 04:15:36,560
Where the fuck is that? Is that in Wicklow? Is that Avondale National Park?

3714
04:15:39,040 --> 04:15:40,200
Avondale Forest.

3715
04:15:48,120 --> 04:15:48,640
Avondale.

3716
04:15:53,200 --> 04:15:54,720
So there's Rathdrum.

3717
04:15:56,000 --> 04:16:00,720
I wonder whereabouts the fucking monkey sanctuary was in Rathdrum.

3718
04:16:01,760 --> 04:16:05,260
And then, beyond the trees, Avondale.

3719
04:16:10,220 --> 04:16:11,200
Look at this.

3720
04:16:14,780 --> 04:16:15,940
Never seen this before.

3721
04:16:17,220 --> 04:16:19,060
This is in Wicklow, look.

3722
04:16:24,220 --> 04:16:25,220
Wow, I...

3723
04:16:25,220 --> 04:16:25,620
I...

3724
04:16:25,620 --> 04:16:27,760
I'd like to go down that slide.

3725
04:16:28,440 --> 04:16:30,140
Maybe they should check the slide out.

3726
04:16:30,240 --> 04:16:31,740
Monkeys love all that kind of stuff.

3727
04:16:34,840 --> 04:16:37,940
It's got a Christmas tree, Christmas lights going on it.

3728
04:16:45,060 --> 04:16:46,680
Lots of family photos there.

3729
04:16:46,760 --> 04:16:47,080
I wonder...

3730
04:16:47,080 --> 04:16:51,060
You wonder about people who put up family photos onto fucking Google...

3731
04:16:53,060 --> 04:16:53,540
Image...

3732
04:16:53,540 --> 04:16:54,980
Maps.

3733
04:16:54,980 --> 04:16:56,580
You know, it's...

3734
04:16:56,580 --> 04:16:59,020
They're using it as their Facebook post, really.

3735
04:17:01,080 --> 04:17:01,520
That's...

3736
04:17:01,520 --> 04:17:02,220
That's cool, anyway.

3737
04:17:02,360 --> 04:17:04,180
Wherever the hell that is beyond the trees.

3738
04:17:04,600 --> 04:17:04,960
That...

3739
04:17:04,960 --> 04:17:05,780
He could be there.

3740
04:17:06,140 --> 04:17:08,140
We might need to send a squad down there.

3741
04:17:08,180 --> 04:17:10,380
I'd actually be interested to visit in that place myself.

3742
04:17:13,640 --> 04:17:14,360
Look at this.

3743
04:17:14,420 --> 04:17:14,880
The river.

3744
04:17:15,340 --> 04:17:16,080
There's the river.

3745
04:17:16,080 --> 04:17:16,160
There's the river.

3746
04:17:18,160 --> 04:17:22,040
But when they say he was on an island, where's the island?

3747
04:17:29,000 --> 04:17:30,160
Where's the fucking island?

3748
04:17:38,480 --> 04:17:40,000
Any industry or roundabouts?

3749
04:17:40,120 --> 04:17:43,380
I don't, we'd have to get the uncle onto the situation there if he could,

3750
04:17:43,380 --> 04:17:47,620
but I mean, he's just having a nap at the moment.

3751
04:17:47,620 --> 04:17:50,780
Any more developments here?

3752
04:17:50,900 --> 04:17:53,620
There's another paragraph, great stuff, some more juicy information.

3753
04:17:54,400 --> 04:17:56,820
Speaking on RT Radio 1,

3754
04:17:59,500 --> 04:18:04,460
Willie said that there's a whole forest stretching down from Lara to Arthelot,

3755
04:18:04,520 --> 04:18:06,620
so he's plenty of woodland to be in.

3756
04:18:07,000 --> 04:18:10,480
He's young, he's fit, and he's a great tree climber.

3757
04:18:11,000 --> 04:18:14,980
He's able to dive from one tree to the other through the air.

3758
04:18:15,820 --> 04:18:20,700
He's excited when he thinks Wicklow is full of young female monkeys.

3759
04:18:21,220 --> 04:18:24,460
That is probably what he is out looking for.

3760
04:18:24,560 --> 04:18:25,860
I don't know if you're getting this.

3761
04:18:25,960 --> 04:18:28,980
This is exactly what I'm, I'm just reading you what's on the screen here.

3762
04:18:30,980 --> 04:18:34,480
He lived out on the island for 22 years.

3763
04:18:34,620 --> 04:18:40,520
I've seen him catching grey squirrels and small birds, so he's easily able to get plenty of protein into him.

3764
04:18:40,520 --> 04:18:46,820
Anyone who spots Charlie is urged to contact Willie at the sanctuary or the local guard station.

3765
04:18:46,920 --> 04:18:49,220
Willie stressed Charlie was a wild animal.

3766
04:18:49,380 --> 04:18:52,580
He added, he's not a pet, and I've never petted him.

3767
04:18:53,020 --> 04:18:55,560
I've only put the food on the island by pulley.

3768
04:18:56,080 --> 04:18:58,020
There's very little human interaction.

3769
04:18:58,220 --> 04:19:01,020
So interesting stuff altogether, you know.

3770
04:19:01,140 --> 04:19:02,460
He's grown in a laboratory.

3771
04:19:03,420 --> 04:19:10,540
He has a problem harassing other young female monkeys.

3772
04:19:11,680 --> 04:19:14,160
He's no problem getting fucking protein into him.

3773
04:19:14,580 --> 04:19:17,760
He's a great little climber, and he loves to fucking climb trees.

3774
04:19:21,280 --> 04:19:24,860
And a pulley is used to feed the guy.

3775
04:19:25,860 --> 04:19:29,640
One final coda to this entire thing is just down here.

3776
04:19:30,220 --> 04:19:32,080
Quotation mark that simply says,

3777
04:19:32,320 --> 04:19:38,400
I've got a tranquilizing dart, so I can easily get him and bring him home.

3778
04:19:39,060 --> 04:19:42,180
I mean, that's, it's easier said than done, I suppose.

3779
04:19:50,380 --> 04:19:50,860
Ominous.

3780
04:19:50,860 --> 04:19:55,020
That fella needs nerfing.

3781
04:20:06,880 --> 04:20:07,720
Frisky monkey.

3782
04:20:07,720 --> 04:20:24,840
A simply gorgeous little guy.

3783
04:20:25,240 --> 04:20:28,340
Tom, have you anything to add to this situation right now?

3784
04:20:30,340 --> 04:20:43,900
Well, from what I can see there on the screen, it seems to be, quite frankly, nothing short of a 1, 2, 3, 4 chimp situation.

3785
04:20:44,340 --> 04:20:46,560
And it's not even a chimp we're dealing with.

3786
04:20:47,880 --> 04:20:53,000
Hopefully now, this guy is put into a cage very, very quickly.

3787
04:20:53,160 --> 04:20:58,740
If you are out there and you do come across this monkey, don't touch him.

3788
04:20:59,380 --> 04:21:00,200
Don't talk to him.

3789
04:21:00,820 --> 04:21:01,780
Just call Willie.

3790
04:21:02,180 --> 04:21:05,160
Willie will come down with the dart gun and tranquilize him.

3791
04:21:05,800 --> 04:21:08,180
Bring him back to the island and feed him via pulley then.

3792
04:21:09,220 --> 04:21:11,000
He's a threat to national security.

3793
04:21:12,000 --> 04:21:22,840
I think, actually, with the new developments and what we've learned about him, that we should really rethink and configure our approach to this little guy.

3794
04:21:22,900 --> 04:21:24,420
I think the army need to be brought in.

3795
04:21:25,120 --> 04:21:25,500
I do.

3796
04:21:25,660 --> 04:21:26,300
I really do.

3797
04:21:27,400 --> 04:21:30,060
And quite possibly shoot on sight.

3798
04:21:30,280 --> 04:21:31,920
I'm not talking tranquilizers.

3799
04:21:33,080 --> 04:21:35,380
This monkey is a lab monkey.

3800
04:21:36,220 --> 04:21:40,380
Who knows what kind of diseases he's carrying or what thoughts are going on in his head.

3801
04:21:40,440 --> 04:21:43,080
We know he likes to prey on young female monkeys as well.

3802
04:21:43,860 --> 04:21:49,980
What happens if he gets his hands on a young female piglet or a cat or a dog?

3803
04:21:50,800 --> 04:21:53,180
It's just not going to end up in a nice situation.

3804
04:21:53,180 --> 04:21:56,440
So, I'm thinking fully fledged.

3805
04:21:58,140 --> 04:21:59,180
Shoot on sight.

3806
04:22:03,300 --> 04:22:04,160
That's it, really.

3807
04:22:04,940 --> 04:22:08,120
Get a few snipers out into Wicklow Mountains as well.

3808
04:22:08,260 --> 04:22:08,980
50 cals.

3809
04:22:09,560 --> 04:22:10,220
The whole shebang.

3810
04:22:11,320 --> 04:22:12,520
This guy needs to be taken down.

3811
04:22:12,520 --> 04:22:22,060
Unbelievable, Tom.

3812
04:22:30,060 --> 04:22:34,020
The treetop walk and viewing tower sounds very, very nice.

3813
04:22:34,180 --> 04:22:35,960
So, let's take a quick look at the reviews.

3814
04:22:36,080 --> 04:22:37,180
Good place for a family trip.

3815
04:22:38,620 --> 04:22:46,220
They built a long, sturdy wooden bridge with kid-friendly interactive portions along the way.

3816
04:22:46,280 --> 04:22:47,580
So, kids won't get bored.

3817
04:22:48,380 --> 04:22:52,860
There's a very long slide that would bring out the kid in you.

3818
04:22:53,660 --> 04:22:54,880
Bring up a mat.

3819
04:22:56,380 --> 04:23:01,820
You can accompany your child if he or she is scared to do it alone.

3820
04:23:02,720 --> 04:23:05,580
The walk up to get to the slide is quite long, by the way.

3821
04:23:05,940 --> 04:23:07,060
And there's a queue, too.

3822
04:23:08,760 --> 04:23:12,040
I forgot how much it costed to do the slide.

3823
04:23:13,080 --> 04:23:14,880
I think it was €2 per slide.

3824
04:23:16,020 --> 04:23:17,200
They're fucking raking it in.

3825
04:23:17,240 --> 04:23:18,300
Money for old slide.

3826
04:23:19,580 --> 04:23:21,820
I forgot how much it costed the slide.

3827
04:23:21,900 --> 04:23:22,380
I think it was €2.

3828
04:23:22,560 --> 04:23:24,180
The view at the top was impressive.

3829
04:23:24,900 --> 04:23:29,380
They have small marks which tell you what specific place you're looking at in the direction.

3830
04:23:30,020 --> 04:23:33,420
Reminds me of that fucking thing that you went up over in Holland, Tom.

3831
04:23:33,560 --> 04:23:35,760
The tallest, highest part of Holland.

3832
04:23:36,800 --> 04:23:37,040
Yeah.

3833
04:23:37,880 --> 04:23:39,220
Down in Limburg.

3834
04:23:40,300 --> 04:23:41,200
Crossed the border.

3835
04:23:42,320 --> 04:23:43,620
Illegally crossed the border.

3836
04:23:44,060 --> 04:23:46,940
Into the Dutch landscape.

3837
04:23:48,200 --> 04:23:52,540
Utilising German telephone 4G connection.

3838
04:23:52,680 --> 04:23:54,400
It was quite something.

3839
04:23:54,980 --> 04:23:55,580
Quite something.

3840
04:23:55,680 --> 04:23:56,400
For free as well.

3841
04:23:56,460 --> 04:23:57,900
Using a German bus pass.

3842
04:23:57,900 --> 04:24:02,380
Unbelievable something.

3843
04:24:02,620 --> 04:24:03,040
Unbelievable.

3844
04:24:04,680 --> 04:24:06,240
So it's just that, really.

3845
04:24:08,220 --> 04:24:10,920
A big slide in a fucking atrium.

3846
04:24:16,180 --> 04:24:17,920
And there's a bear as well, look.

3847
04:24:19,980 --> 04:24:23,360
Aisling Siobhan gives this a very good review.

3848
04:24:23,360 --> 04:24:27,940
A very good review.

3849
04:24:29,080 --> 04:24:31,640
She says, much better than expected.

3850
04:24:32,860 --> 04:24:34,020
Definitely worth a visit.

3851
04:24:34,780 --> 04:24:35,820
Depending on the weather.

3852
04:24:36,440 --> 04:24:38,220
Welly boots might be a good idea.

3853
04:24:38,320 --> 04:24:39,700
Especially if you have young kids.

3854
04:24:40,000 --> 04:24:41,520
The slide is an extra €2.

3855
04:24:42,080 --> 04:24:45,160
Grab a mat at the bottom.

3856
04:24:45,780 --> 04:24:46,860
And pay when you're at the top.

3857
04:24:46,940 --> 04:24:47,620
Cash and card.

3858
04:24:48,620 --> 04:24:51,080
But it's closed in wet or humid weather.

3859
04:24:51,080 --> 04:24:52,540
But it'll reopen if it dries up.

3860
04:24:54,460 --> 04:24:55,620
10 minute wait time.

3861
04:24:56,960 --> 04:24:57,860
Just one more.

3862
04:24:58,060 --> 04:25:01,120
Only a three star here from Lorraine O'Reilly.

3863
04:25:01,220 --> 04:25:02,200
A lovely place.

3864
04:25:02,760 --> 04:25:04,020
Treetop walk structure.

3865
04:25:04,180 --> 04:25:05,160
Very stable.

3866
04:25:05,700 --> 04:25:06,900
And easily walked.

3867
04:25:07,340 --> 04:25:09,620
The slide is good fun.

3868
04:25:10,320 --> 04:25:12,400
But at €15 per adult.

3869
04:25:12,740 --> 04:25:13,240
What?

3870
04:25:13,660 --> 04:25:16,140
Plus €5 per car.

3871
04:25:16,680 --> 04:25:17,600
In car park.

3872
04:25:17,720 --> 04:25:19,440
Plus €2 per person for slide.

3873
04:25:20,500 --> 04:25:21,840
I feel the venue.

3874
04:25:22,200 --> 04:25:23,040
Although beautiful.

3875
04:25:23,520 --> 04:25:24,980
Is overpriced.

3876
04:25:25,740 --> 04:25:28,060
And visit to the house is extra.

3877
04:25:28,180 --> 04:25:28,440
That's.

3878
04:25:29,280 --> 04:25:32,500
That's a very honest review there.

3879
04:25:35,680 --> 04:25:36,440
There's more.

3880
04:25:36,580 --> 04:25:37,140
No there isn't.

3881
04:25:40,080 --> 04:25:40,820
I mean.

3882
04:25:40,900 --> 04:25:41,380
Obviously.

3883
04:25:41,560 --> 04:25:43,880
There's a lot more positive results.

3884
04:25:44,200 --> 04:25:44,780
And reviews.

3885
04:25:44,920 --> 04:25:45,660
Than there are.

3886
04:25:45,920 --> 04:25:46,520
Bad ones.

3887
04:25:47,100 --> 04:25:48,520
If you look at the ratio.

3888
04:25:50,100 --> 04:25:51,020
You're looking at.

3889
04:25:51,120 --> 04:25:52,040
227.

3890
04:25:52,500 --> 04:25:53,920
Reviews in total.

3891
04:25:54,980 --> 04:25:55,540
The vast.

3892
04:25:56,240 --> 04:25:56,700
Overwhelming.

3893
04:25:56,840 --> 04:25:57,680
Vast majority.

3894
04:25:58,160 --> 04:25:58,620
Of them.

3895
04:25:58,760 --> 04:25:59,360
Are positive.

3896
04:26:00,800 --> 04:26:01,660
So you should probably.

3897
04:26:02,260 --> 04:26:03,740
Look at the aggregation.

3898
04:26:03,740 --> 04:26:04,180
Of that.

3899
04:26:04,380 --> 04:26:04,720
And then.

3900
04:26:04,920 --> 04:26:05,520
Make a judgment.

3901
04:26:05,520 --> 04:26:08,340
But I'm interested.

3902
04:26:08,520 --> 04:26:09,840
In people with gripes.

3903
04:26:10,740 --> 04:26:12,160
People whose gripes.

3904
04:26:12,300 --> 04:26:13,240
Aren't satisfied.

3905
04:26:13,700 --> 04:26:14,380
Until Liv.

3906
04:26:14,700 --> 04:26:15,740
Talk to the internet.

3907
04:26:16,360 --> 04:26:16,900
To say.

3908
04:26:17,000 --> 04:26:18,120
All Liv had to say.

3909
04:26:18,560 --> 04:26:19,060
Which is why.

3910
04:26:19,180 --> 04:26:19,980
We're going to be doing.

3911
04:26:20,100 --> 04:26:21,100
A little bit of gripe.

3912
04:26:21,160 --> 04:26:21,800
Digging here.

3913
04:26:22,440 --> 04:26:23,080
Make sure you've got.

3914
04:26:23,160 --> 04:26:24,120
Your gripe water.

3915
04:26:26,040 --> 04:26:27,660
And it seems to be centered.

3916
04:26:27,800 --> 04:26:28,880
A lot of the gripes.

3917
04:26:28,980 --> 04:26:29,960
Seem to be centered.

3918
04:26:29,960 --> 04:26:31,100
On the ticket price.

3919
04:26:31,160 --> 04:26:31,920
Which is just.

3920
04:26:31,920 --> 04:26:32,880
Not justified.

3921
04:26:32,880 --> 04:26:33,520
At all.

3922
04:26:34,120 --> 04:26:35,580
Need more activities.

3923
04:26:35,580 --> 04:26:37,220
To justify the pricing.

3924
04:26:38,540 --> 04:26:39,260
Wait time.

3925
04:26:39,300 --> 04:26:39,700
One hour.

3926
04:26:40,380 --> 04:26:41,220
I'm looking at.

3927
04:26:42,980 --> 04:26:43,500
Mark.

3928
04:26:43,500 --> 04:26:44,220
Mattimo.

3929
04:26:45,220 --> 04:26:46,480
Has left us.

3930
04:26:46,720 --> 04:26:46,940
A.

3931
04:26:47,440 --> 04:26:48,060
Generous.

3932
04:26:48,240 --> 04:26:49,180
Paragraph here.

3933
04:26:53,340 --> 04:26:54,920
And a beautiful photograph.

3934
04:26:54,920 --> 04:26:55,380
As well.

3935
04:26:55,460 --> 04:26:56,280
At the same time.

3936
04:26:56,280 --> 04:26:57,660
The gripes of wrath.

3937
04:27:03,220 --> 04:27:04,720
Nobody asked them to go.

3938
04:27:04,820 --> 04:27:05,060
Is right.

3939
04:27:09,060 --> 04:27:10,420
Needs more to do.

3940
04:27:10,740 --> 04:27:14,060
In order to justify 14 euro entrance fee.

3941
04:27:15,320 --> 04:27:17,560
For the treetop walk and tower.

3942
04:27:18,680 --> 04:27:20,860
The thing with Charlie the monkey of course.

3943
04:27:22,260 --> 04:27:25,740
Is that little creature is so good at swinging and climbing.

3944
04:27:26,340 --> 04:27:29,580
He would bypass the need and necessity for a fee.

3945
04:27:29,700 --> 04:27:30,900
He'd just climb his way up.

3946
04:27:31,560 --> 04:27:34,020
Be interesting to find him there of all places.

3947
04:27:34,800 --> 04:27:37,380
But Mark Mattimo continues on with his gripe.

3948
04:27:37,940 --> 04:27:41,340
The treetop walk is short and uneventful.

3949
04:27:43,060 --> 04:27:46,660
Which contrasts sharply with the other reviews.

3950
04:27:46,800 --> 04:27:47,820
Which said it was quite good.

3951
04:27:48,560 --> 04:27:51,260
Couple of bits of information on trees and animals.

3952
04:27:51,420 --> 04:27:52,320
If you're into that.

3953
04:27:53,880 --> 04:27:56,360
The view of the countryside is grand.

3954
04:27:57,320 --> 04:27:58,400
Visited on a weekend.

3955
04:27:58,560 --> 04:28:00,680
So it was a two hour wait for the slide.

3956
04:28:00,860 --> 04:28:03,080
As if you'd fucking wait two hours for the slide.

3957
04:28:03,780 --> 04:28:06,720
Have to agree I'm afraid with Mark on that one.

3958
04:28:06,720 --> 04:28:09,640
I give that a miss.

3959
04:28:10,040 --> 04:28:10,860
But it might be good.

3960
04:28:11,560 --> 04:28:14,580
It does cost an additional two more euro to do it.

3961
04:28:15,540 --> 04:28:17,000
I wouldn't recommend it overall.

3962
04:28:18,260 --> 04:28:18,660
Honestly.

3963
04:28:19,100 --> 04:28:20,280
After doing it the once.

3964
04:28:20,760 --> 04:28:22,700
I'd never go back myself.

3965
04:28:25,400 --> 04:28:27,940
You can also look at Eivindale House.

3966
04:28:28,780 --> 04:28:29,960
But it was closed.

3967
04:28:32,180 --> 04:28:34,680
There's nothing to bring me back a second time.

3968
04:28:35,780 --> 04:28:38,620
They really need to add more to it.

3969
04:28:38,620 --> 04:29:05,200
Siobhan Harding.

3970
04:29:06,200 --> 04:29:07,400
Local guide.

3971
04:29:07,400 --> 04:29:11,500
Unfortunately.

3972
04:29:12,240 --> 04:29:14,220
Would love to give this more stars.

3973
04:29:14,820 --> 04:29:16,300
As it deserves more.

3974
04:29:17,220 --> 04:29:19,200
But very badly managed.

3975
04:29:19,780 --> 04:29:21,460
From car park chaos.

3976
04:29:22,120 --> 04:29:22,940
To misinformation.

3977
04:29:23,460 --> 04:29:24,780
About bringing dogs.

3978
04:29:25,300 --> 04:29:27,440
To ridiculous wait times.

3979
04:29:28,100 --> 04:29:29,100
For children.

3980
04:29:29,700 --> 04:29:30,540
For slides.

3981
04:29:32,160 --> 04:29:33,540
It's a real pity.

3982
04:29:33,540 --> 04:29:33,540
It's a real pity.

3983
04:29:33,540 --> 04:29:34,720
As I wouldn't go back.

3984
04:29:34,820 --> 04:29:35,880
Anytime soon.

3985
04:29:36,360 --> 04:29:37,500
And couldn't recommend it.

3986
04:29:37,800 --> 04:29:39,220
Unless you went on a mid-week day.

3987
04:29:39,280 --> 04:29:40,120
First thing in the morning.

3988
04:29:40,920 --> 04:29:42,340
A little more thought.

3989
04:29:42,400 --> 04:29:43,120
Into running it.

3990
04:29:43,220 --> 04:29:44,580
Would go a long way.

3991
04:29:45,120 --> 04:29:45,760
The infrastructure.

3992
04:29:45,760 --> 04:29:47,440
Doesn't allow for a queue of cars.

3993
04:29:47,440 --> 04:29:48,620
Down a small road.

3994
04:29:49,000 --> 04:29:50,320
And allowing possibly.

3995
04:29:50,320 --> 04:29:51,320
100 people.

3996
04:29:51,860 --> 04:29:52,960
Buck every half hour.

3997
04:29:53,500 --> 04:29:54,820
Is insane.

3998
04:29:56,980 --> 04:29:58,560
And pure greedy.

3999
04:29:58,560 --> 04:29:58,720
Greedy.

4000
04:29:58,720 --> 04:29:58,760
Greedy.

4001
04:30:03,760 --> 04:30:05,640
I think it's.

4002
04:30:05,720 --> 04:30:06,380
It's all.

4003
04:30:06,620 --> 04:30:06,920
It's all.

4004
04:30:07,260 --> 04:30:08,180
More positive.

4005
04:30:08,180 --> 04:30:09,120
From there on in.

4006
04:30:09,220 --> 04:30:09,700
It's kind of like.

4007
04:30:09,840 --> 04:30:10,340
Three star.

4008
04:30:10,480 --> 04:30:11,140
Four star.

4009
04:30:14,140 --> 04:30:15,080
A lot of.

4010
04:30:15,120 --> 04:30:15,720
Giving out about.

4011
04:30:15,840 --> 04:30:16,300
The wait time.

4012
04:30:16,400 --> 04:30:17,020
For the slide.

4013
04:30:21,340 --> 04:30:22,320
And someone has said.

4014
04:30:22,460 --> 04:30:23,180
The waiting time.

4015
04:30:23,300 --> 04:30:23,840
For the slide.

4016
04:30:23,940 --> 04:30:24,780
Is just crazy.

4017
04:30:25,420 --> 04:30:26,440
For a very slow.

4018
04:30:26,520 --> 04:30:27,280
21 second.

4019
04:30:27,400 --> 04:30:27,860
I presume.

4020
04:30:27,940 --> 04:30:28,260
They mean.

4021
04:30:28,800 --> 04:30:29,920
The slide itself.

4022
04:30:29,920 --> 04:30:30,660
When you use it.

4023
04:30:30,800 --> 04:30:32,240
Is a 21 second.

4024
04:30:32,720 --> 04:30:33,160
Affair.

4025
04:30:36,040 --> 04:30:36,840
Some great.

4026
04:30:37,480 --> 04:30:37,880
Grammar.

4027
04:30:37,940 --> 04:30:38,520
Going on here.

4028
04:30:38,720 --> 04:30:39,940
What is the park.

4029
04:30:40,280 --> 04:30:40,640
Itself.

4030
04:30:40,780 --> 04:30:41,840
Is very short.

4031
04:30:43,880 --> 04:30:45,320
Says local guide there.

4032
04:30:45,380 --> 04:30:46,220
But I'm not too sure.

4033
04:30:46,220 --> 04:30:46,820
About that.

4034
04:30:47,160 --> 04:30:47,680
Sounds.

4035
04:30:47,920 --> 04:30:48,240
Like.

4036
04:30:48,500 --> 04:30:48,800
A.

4037
04:30:49,380 --> 04:30:50,500
A rudimentary.

4038
04:30:50,600 --> 04:30:51,280
Grasp of.

4039
04:30:52,540 --> 04:30:53,420
The language.

4040
04:30:53,620 --> 04:30:54,760
Which would suggest.

4041
04:30:55,900 --> 04:30:57,040
An outsider's.

4042
04:30:57,040 --> 04:30:57,600
Perspective.

4043
04:30:57,660 --> 04:30:58,660
And not a local.

4044
04:30:59,620 --> 04:30:59,980
Siders.

4045
04:31:00,180 --> 04:31:00,740
Perspective.

4046
04:31:01,500 --> 04:31:02,440
It's translated.

4047
04:31:02,600 --> 04:31:02,840
Is it?

4048
04:31:03,160 --> 04:31:03,440
Oh see.

4049
04:31:03,520 --> 04:31:03,800
Original.

4050
04:31:03,920 --> 04:31:04,260
It's Spanish.

4051
04:31:04,420 --> 04:31:04,680
Okay.

4052
04:31:04,740 --> 04:31:05,080
I get you.

4053
04:31:05,160 --> 04:31:05,380
Sorry.

4054
04:31:06,000 --> 04:31:06,620
No offense.

4055
04:31:06,740 --> 04:31:07,740
To the Spaniards.

4056
04:31:07,740 --> 04:31:08,320
Out there.

4057
04:31:09,060 --> 04:31:10,040
Great bunch of lads.

4058
04:31:10,320 --> 04:31:11,040
Great guys.

4059
04:31:11,960 --> 04:31:13,100
Love the cured meats.

4060
04:31:13,620 --> 04:31:14,480
Not too gone.

4061
04:31:14,560 --> 04:31:15,080
On the fucking.

4062
04:31:15,780 --> 04:31:16,620
Animal cruelty.

4063
04:31:16,780 --> 04:31:17,600
And the bullfighting.

4064
04:31:17,960 --> 04:31:19,000
But love the weather.

4065
04:31:19,360 --> 04:31:20,140
Great paella.

4066
04:31:20,800 --> 04:31:22,060
And fair play to you.

4067
04:31:25,840 --> 04:31:26,980
Vic Doucette.

4068
04:31:27,740 --> 04:31:28,620
Is after fucking.

4069
04:31:28,680 --> 04:31:29,140
Chiming in.

4070
04:31:29,200 --> 04:31:29,840
With a lovely.

4071
04:31:30,000 --> 04:31:30,780
Beautiful four star.

4072
04:31:30,860 --> 04:31:31,960
We'll leave it on a four star.

4073
04:31:32,060 --> 04:31:32,660
And head back to.

4074
04:31:32,760 --> 04:31:33,200
Heavy red.

4075
04:31:33,460 --> 04:31:34,920
The walks around the forest.

4076
04:31:35,140 --> 04:31:35,720
Are great.

4077
04:31:35,720 --> 04:31:36,560
And it's amazing.

4078
04:31:36,960 --> 04:31:38,080
To see the patch test.

4079
04:31:38,220 --> 04:31:38,700
They tried.

4080
04:31:39,540 --> 04:31:40,460
And how it looks now.

4081
04:31:40,960 --> 04:31:41,840
Plenty of information.

4082
04:31:42,040 --> 04:31:42,280
About it.

4083
04:31:42,800 --> 04:31:43,680
The walk to the tower.

4084
04:31:43,680 --> 04:31:44,160
Is shorter.

4085
04:31:44,280 --> 04:31:45,060
Than I was expecting.

4086
04:31:45,560 --> 04:31:46,560
The wait for the slide.

4087
04:31:46,680 --> 04:31:48,040
Is excruciating.

4088
04:31:49,140 --> 04:31:50,700
I know it's not the staff's fault.

4089
04:31:50,820 --> 04:31:52,180
But the 2.5 hour wait.

4090
04:31:52,280 --> 04:31:53,020
Is a long time.

4091
04:31:53,080 --> 04:31:53,980
That's ridiculous.

4092
04:31:55,140 --> 04:31:55,280
We.

4093
04:31:55,900 --> 04:31:57,460
I can't imagine doing that.

4094
04:31:57,600 --> 04:31:57,900
2 and.

4095
04:31:58,120 --> 04:31:58,800
2 and a fucking.

4096
04:31:58,800 --> 04:31:59,580
Half hour wait.

4097
04:31:59,640 --> 04:32:00,220
For the slide.

4098
04:32:02,540 --> 04:32:03,500
That's a good chunk.

4099
04:32:03,500 --> 04:32:04,060
Of your day.

4100
04:32:04,140 --> 04:32:04,320
Like.

4101
04:32:10,080 --> 04:32:11,100
This all started.

4102
04:32:11,100 --> 04:32:12,500
From this little guy here.

4103
04:32:12,580 --> 04:32:13,000
Let's hope.

4104
04:32:13,140 --> 04:32:13,900
That he's found safe.

4105
04:32:13,900 --> 04:32:14,240
And well.

4106
04:32:14,300 --> 04:32:15,060
And that he's probably.

4107
04:32:15,060 --> 04:32:15,880
There somewhere.

4108
04:32:15,880 --> 04:32:17,560
If not enjoying the slide.

4109
04:32:17,920 --> 04:32:19,280
Just enjoying himself.

4110
04:32:20,180 --> 04:32:20,680
And having.

4111
04:32:20,900 --> 04:32:21,440
Just having a good.

4112
04:32:21,640 --> 04:32:22,420
Stab at life.

4113
04:32:22,420 --> 04:32:23,140
On the outside.

4114
04:32:23,140 --> 04:32:53,120
I'll see you next time.

4115
04:32:53,120 --> 04:33:18,440
What's the story here with Allardyce? Is there... Is there something in the fucking house I'm not... I'm meant to be picking up here because I can't see anything. The way he turns is ridiculous. Look at that.

4116
04:33:18,440 --> 04:33:36,440
Allardyce dreams. Press L1 says...

4117
04:33:36,440 --> 04:33:47,860
Guilherme Benoit. Horses under starlight. Thanks for the tip. I'm using a mouse and keyboard setup scenario so there is no L1. Here we go. More medicine.

4118
04:33:48,060 --> 04:33:53,220
This game seems to just be a never-ending fucking check of the medicine cabinet.

4119
04:34:04,060 --> 04:34:09,260
Let's cram these pills into her. Make her better.

4120
04:34:13,060 --> 04:34:14,800
I'm here for you, Susan.

4121
04:34:15,360 --> 04:34:16,580
You're gonna be alright, Susan.

4122
04:34:17,580 --> 04:34:19,060
We're just gonna...

4123
04:34:19,060 --> 04:34:22,520
inject a lovely bit of smack into you.

4124
04:34:23,060 --> 04:34:24,480
I need more. Still bleeding.

4125
04:34:26,300 --> 04:34:31,600
So she's been bleeding out of her wrists and meanwhile, them walked around the house.

4126
04:34:32,060 --> 04:34:33,360
Perfect. But it'll do.

4127
04:34:33,360 --> 04:34:40,360
There. I've done what I can. That should stop the bleeding. Luckily the wounds aren't too deep.

4128
04:34:40,360 --> 04:35:02,740
There, I've done what I can. That should stop the bleeding. Well, luckily the wounds aren't too deep.

4129
04:35:03,940 --> 04:35:08,300
Hey, how are you feeling? You okay?

4130
04:35:08,300 --> 04:35:34,740
My baby. My baby needs me. Ah, fucking go back to bed. That baby's not yours now. You stay there. I'll take care of the baby. Okay? It's very depressing. There's a lot of suicide. There's kids going missing, getting killed. With a baby, I mean. It's hard to really keep up the mood, you know?

4131
04:35:34,740 --> 04:35:41,580
Her name is Emily. Gotcha.

4132
04:35:41,580 --> 04:36:11,560
Let's go.

4133
04:36:11,560 --> 04:36:14,520
Hmm.

4134
04:36:14,520 --> 04:36:16,520
Hmm.

4135
04:36:16,520 --> 04:36:18,520
Hmm.

4136
04:36:18,520 --> 04:36:20,520
Hmm.

4137
04:36:20,520 --> 04:36:24,520
Hmm.

4138
04:36:24,520 --> 04:36:26,520
Hmm.

4139
04:36:26,520 --> 04:36:28,520
Hmm.

4140
04:36:28,520 --> 04:36:30,520
Hmm.

4141
04:36:30,520 --> 04:36:32,520
Hmm.

4142
04:36:32,520 --> 04:36:34,520
Hmm.

4143
04:36:34,520 --> 04:36:36,520
Hmm.

4144
04:36:36,520 --> 04:36:38,520
Hmm.

4145
04:36:38,520 --> 04:36:40,520
So you're a baby.

4146
04:36:40,520 --> 04:36:44,520
So we got a cool new app here from Midway Games.

4147
04:36:44,520 --> 04:36:46,520
They've released Baby Simulator.

4148
04:36:46,520 --> 04:36:50,520
If you ever wanted to know what life was like as a baby.

4149
04:36:50,520 --> 04:36:52,520
You can play this on.

4150
04:36:52,520 --> 04:36:56,520
It's coming to console and many handheld baby devices.

4151
04:36:56,520 --> 04:36:57,520
Oh.

4152
04:36:57,520 --> 04:36:58,520
Going by the smell.

4153
04:36:58,520 --> 04:37:00,520
I got a pretty good idea.

4154
04:37:00,520 --> 04:37:03,520
Handheld baby monitor.

4155
04:37:03,520 --> 04:37:05,520
I have one of these for my baby.

4156
04:37:05,520 --> 04:37:06,520
It's pretty neat.

4157
04:37:06,520 --> 04:37:07,520
Pretty cool piece of tech.

4158
04:37:07,520 --> 04:37:09,520
Pretty hot piece of tech.

4159
04:37:09,520 --> 04:37:10,520
Huh?

4160
04:37:10,520 --> 04:37:11,520
Hmm.

4161
04:37:11,520 --> 04:37:12,520
Hmm.

4162
04:37:12,520 --> 04:37:13,520
Hmm.

4163
04:37:13,520 --> 04:37:14,520
Hmm.

4164
04:37:14,520 --> 04:37:15,520
You're not a baby.

4165
04:37:15,520 --> 04:37:16,520
No, I'm not.

4166
04:37:16,520 --> 04:37:17,520
So you're...

4167
04:37:17,520 --> 04:37:18,520
Okay.

4168
04:37:18,520 --> 04:37:20,520
How do you do this again?

4169
04:37:20,520 --> 04:37:23,980
Okay, how do you do this again?

4170
04:37:36,840 --> 04:37:44,180
I can't believe that she's given the baby over to Big Sam until the end of the season.

4171
04:37:47,240 --> 04:37:52,940
Big Sam usually has a team of physios and whatnot to be doing this kind of crap.

4172
04:38:13,960 --> 04:38:20,960
There you go, fresh new baby. That should feel better. It's a great baby! Right, Emily.

4173
04:38:27,800 --> 04:38:34,800
Hey, what's the matter? I thought we solved the problem.

4174
04:38:40,620 --> 04:39:05,020
Bit of bonding time with the baby. Alright, food. Fucking hell. This game has taken a pretty strange twist now with Big Sam operating as the kind of maternal figure in the house, helping the baby not to get relegated.

4175
04:39:05,020 --> 04:39:12,020
I guess I better one this thing up. Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4176
04:39:12,020 --> 04:39:14,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4177
04:39:14,020 --> 04:39:16,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4178
04:39:16,020 --> 04:39:17,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4179
04:39:17,020 --> 04:39:18,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4180
04:39:18,020 --> 04:39:19,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4181
04:39:19,020 --> 04:39:20,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4182
04:39:20,020 --> 04:39:21,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4183
04:39:21,020 --> 04:39:22,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4184
04:39:22,020 --> 04:39:23,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4185
04:39:23,020 --> 04:39:24,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4186
04:39:24,020 --> 04:39:25,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4187
04:39:25,020 --> 04:39:26,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4188
04:39:26,020 --> 04:39:27,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4189
04:39:27,020 --> 04:39:28,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4190
04:39:28,020 --> 04:39:29,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4191
04:39:29,020 --> 04:39:30,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4192
04:39:30,020 --> 04:39:31,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4193
04:39:31,020 --> 04:39:32,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4194
04:39:32,020 --> 04:39:33,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4195
04:39:33,020 --> 04:39:34,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4196
04:39:34,020 --> 04:39:35,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4197
04:39:35,020 --> 04:39:36,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4198
04:39:36,020 --> 04:39:37,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4199
04:39:37,020 --> 04:39:38,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4200
04:39:38,020 --> 04:39:39,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4201
04:39:39,020 --> 04:39:40,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4202
04:39:40,020 --> 04:39:41,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4203
04:39:41,020 --> 04:39:42,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4204
04:39:42,020 --> 04:39:43,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4205
04:39:43,020 --> 04:39:44,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4206
04:39:44,020 --> 04:39:45,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4207
04:39:45,020 --> 04:39:46,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4208
04:39:46,020 --> 04:39:47,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4209
04:39:47,020 --> 04:39:48,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4210
04:39:48,020 --> 04:39:49,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4211
04:39:49,020 --> 04:39:50,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4212
04:39:50,020 --> 04:39:51,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4213
04:39:51,020 --> 04:39:52,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4214
04:39:52,020 --> 04:39:53,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4215
04:39:53,020 --> 04:39:54,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4216
04:39:54,020 --> 04:39:55,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4217
04:39:55,020 --> 04:39:56,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4218
04:39:56,020 --> 04:39:57,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4219
04:39:57,020 --> 04:39:58,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4220
04:39:58,020 --> 04:39:59,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4221
04:39:59,020 --> 04:40:00,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4222
04:40:00,020 --> 04:40:01,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4223
04:40:01,020 --> 04:40:02,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4224
04:40:02,020 --> 04:40:03,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4225
04:40:03,020 --> 04:40:04,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4226
04:40:04,020 --> 04:40:05,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4227
04:40:05,020 --> 04:40:06,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4228
04:40:06,020 --> 04:40:07,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4229
04:40:07,020 --> 04:40:08,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4230
04:40:08,020 --> 04:40:09,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4231
04:40:09,020 --> 04:40:10,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4232
04:40:10,020 --> 04:40:11,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4233
04:40:11,020 --> 04:40:12,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4234
04:40:12,020 --> 04:40:13,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4235
04:40:13,020 --> 04:40:14,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4236
04:40:14,020 --> 04:40:15,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4237
04:40:15,020 --> 04:40:16,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4238
04:40:16,020 --> 04:40:17,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4239
04:40:17,020 --> 04:40:18,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4240
04:40:18,020 --> 04:40:19,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4241
04:40:19,020 --> 04:40:20,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4242
04:40:20,020 --> 04:40:21,020
Big baby daddy Allardyce.

4243
04:40:21,020 --> 04:40:27,320
A lovely, lovely bit of baby work there from Big Sam the man.

4244
04:40:29,320 --> 04:40:34,760
You got to quickly press S to burp said baby.

4245
04:40:36,120 --> 04:40:38,480
Check that out from Allardyce.

4246
04:40:38,660 --> 04:40:42,320
He's got that baby feeling good.

4247
04:40:42,320 --> 04:40:48,220
Now, I'm going to rock you very gently so you can have a nice little snooze.

4248
04:40:48,520 --> 04:40:49,620
Okay, all right.

4249
04:40:56,920 --> 04:41:03,700
And now, a lovely bit of Allardyce and Rockabye Baby.

4250
04:41:05,520 --> 04:41:06,920
Bambino Allardyce.

4251
04:41:06,920 --> 04:41:07,920
Bambino Allardyce.

4252
04:41:08,420 --> 04:41:09,100
Ha ha.

4253
04:41:13,380 --> 04:41:14,240
Great stuff.

4254
04:41:14,660 --> 04:41:15,180
Well done.

4255
04:41:15,220 --> 04:41:16,220
He's a gentle giant.

4256
04:41:16,940 --> 04:41:19,640
And he's saved the baby from being relegated.

4257
04:41:21,160 --> 04:41:24,280
Just dumps the baby into the pram there.

4258
04:41:24,700 --> 04:41:26,100
I had to put the...

4259
04:41:26,100 --> 04:41:28,160
You have to put the baby down gently, it seems.

4260
04:41:28,600 --> 04:41:29,400
Sorry, kid.

4261
04:41:30,440 --> 04:41:31,920
You're not done rocking, right?

4262
04:41:31,920 --> 04:41:33,020
Hmm.

4263
04:41:55,600 --> 04:42:02,860
Who wouldn't want to be rocked to sleep by one of the greatest football managers to have ever managed in the game?

4264
04:42:04,120 --> 04:42:04,800
And look at that.

4265
04:42:05,160 --> 04:42:06,060
Beautiful stuff.

4266
04:42:07,040 --> 04:42:08,440
Salmon hash female.

4267
04:42:08,580 --> 04:42:09,360
Thank you very much.

4268
04:42:19,440 --> 04:42:23,700
Sounds like Mahler's Fifth Symphony there in bits and pieces.

4269
04:42:24,120 --> 04:42:30,780
I imagine quite a lot of the music maybe was inspired by already well-known pieces,

4270
04:42:31,000 --> 04:42:34,260
as we had the Silence of the Lambs music there earlier on.

4271
04:42:34,340 --> 04:42:35,800
Thanks for looking after my baby.

4272
04:42:38,440 --> 04:42:40,020
I didn't want to leave her.

4273
04:42:42,120 --> 04:42:43,940
I just couldn't cope anymore.

4274
04:42:48,660 --> 04:42:50,880
Just not having Jeremy around.

4275
04:42:52,640 --> 04:42:54,500
He was such a good boy.

4276
04:42:55,020 --> 04:42:56,680
Chris McBee, Happy New Year to you.

4277
04:42:56,700 --> 04:42:58,740
I can't understand why anyone would want to hurt him.

4278
04:42:59,760 --> 04:43:00,620
And thanks for the tip.

4279
04:43:01,140 --> 04:43:03,260
Do you take care of this baby on your own?

4280
04:43:03,820 --> 04:43:05,660
Doesn't Jeremy's father live with you anymore?

4281
04:43:06,360 --> 04:43:08,940
Any chance you could take care of your own baby?

4282
04:43:09,520 --> 04:43:11,900
I just had to feed and rock your baby to sleep.

4283
04:43:11,900 --> 04:43:12,160
Jeremy.

4284
04:43:14,860 --> 04:43:16,520
I don't know what happened to him.

4285
04:43:17,700 --> 04:43:20,200
Signor Aledicci, please.

4286
04:43:20,900 --> 04:43:22,660
My baby, my bambino.

4287
04:43:22,660 --> 04:43:23,500
He couldn't take it.

4288
04:43:23,620 --> 04:43:25,100
He needed his sleep.

4289
04:43:25,960 --> 04:43:26,200
Aledicci.

4290
04:43:26,200 --> 04:43:29,040
Ever since I've had to look after Emily all on my own and...

4291
04:43:29,040 --> 04:43:31,580
I couldn't do it anymore.

4292
04:43:32,740 --> 04:43:35,460
Papa, Papa Aledicci.

4293
04:43:36,720 --> 04:43:37,200
Please.

4294
04:43:38,500 --> 04:43:40,540
Did your husband say anything before he disappeared?

4295
04:43:40,900 --> 04:43:41,600
He cried.

4296
04:43:41,600 --> 04:43:43,360
Did he leave a note or something?

4297
04:43:43,360 --> 04:43:46,120
He get relegated tomorrow with...

4298
04:43:46,120 --> 04:43:48,320
Maybe you can play with five at the back.

4299
04:43:48,960 --> 04:43:49,900
Aledicci.

4300
04:43:49,900 --> 04:43:50,900
He left the house without a word and...

4301
04:43:52,340 --> 04:43:52,900
Aledicci.

4302
04:43:53,900 --> 04:43:55,300
There was just a cell phone.

4303
04:43:55,500 --> 04:43:59,000
Just adding a little bit of Italian flavor to the mix there.

4304
04:43:59,060 --> 04:43:59,540
Apologies.

4305
04:43:59,740 --> 04:44:00,740
I found a cell phone.

4306
04:44:00,860 --> 04:44:02,500
Anybody was offended by that.

4307
04:44:02,900 --> 04:44:05,300
I'm sure it wasn't his.

4308
04:44:05,360 --> 04:44:06,500
I'd never seen it before.

4309
04:44:08,120 --> 04:44:10,560
I tried to turn it on, but it didn't work.

4310
04:44:12,120 --> 04:44:13,160
Do you still have it?

4311
04:44:14,920 --> 04:44:15,400
Yeah.

4312
04:44:15,600 --> 04:44:19,240
It's in a drawer in the living room.

4313
04:44:20,200 --> 04:44:21,980
You can have it if you like.

4314
04:44:22,360 --> 04:44:22,500
Oh.

4315
04:44:22,960 --> 04:44:24,520
Not to lean anymore.

4316
04:44:24,920 --> 04:44:26,960
It's not offering anything for the game.

4317
04:44:27,380 --> 04:44:29,620
Do you have any family or anybody to help you?

4318
04:44:29,960 --> 04:44:33,780
It's like, why don't we make a game where you can fucking move around during the cutscenes?

4319
04:44:34,000 --> 04:44:35,120
That's going to be interesting.

4320
04:44:37,040 --> 04:44:39,300
I didn't want to ask her for anything.

4321
04:44:40,680 --> 04:44:42,120
We don't really get along.

4322
04:44:43,680 --> 04:44:46,020
But I guess I'm out of options.

4323
04:44:46,680 --> 04:44:48,500
Look in the drawer in the room.

4324
04:44:48,740 --> 04:44:49,700
We'll look after yourself.

4325
04:44:50,000 --> 04:44:50,500
Well, look.

4326
04:44:50,680 --> 04:44:51,600
We'll see you later anyway.

4327
04:44:51,680 --> 04:44:52,420
It was nice to meet you.

4328
04:44:52,560 --> 04:44:52,900
I will.

4329
04:44:53,480 --> 04:44:53,980
I promise.

4330
04:44:54,900 --> 04:44:56,980
And, hey, look after that baby, will you?

4331
04:44:57,780 --> 04:44:59,160
Meant to be its fucking mother.

4332
04:44:59,160 --> 04:45:20,080
What the fuck's sake?

4333
04:45:20,160 --> 04:45:20,760
Come on.

4334
04:45:21,200 --> 04:45:21,580
A drawer.

4335
04:45:21,800 --> 04:45:21,960
Okay.

4336
04:45:23,720 --> 04:45:25,380
There's a lot of pace happening now.

4337
04:45:25,380 --> 04:45:28,600
This is moving at a frightening amount of pace.

4338
04:45:28,600 --> 04:45:30,560
for this time of day.

4339
04:45:30,700 --> 04:45:31,700
A New Year's Day.

4340
04:45:31,840 --> 04:45:32,820
New Year's Eve, even.

4341
04:45:39,580 --> 04:45:44,180
And now one last rock-a-bye baby before we go, is it?

4342
04:45:44,620 --> 04:45:45,100
See you later.

4343
04:45:45,240 --> 04:45:46,000
You take care of your mother.

4344
04:45:46,660 --> 04:45:47,240
You did well.

4345
04:45:47,740 --> 04:45:51,760
It's a bit fucking much asking the baby to take care of the mother because

4346
04:45:51,760 --> 04:45:54,100
we all know that's not happening.

4347
04:45:54,100 --> 04:45:56,100
The mother can't even take care of herself, so.

4348
04:45:57,140 --> 04:46:00,780
Very, very, very bad to be just walking out the gaff like this, but.

4349
04:46:01,080 --> 04:46:02,060
What can you do, you know?

4350
04:46:02,260 --> 04:46:04,240
There's a killer on the loose.

4351
04:46:05,820 --> 04:46:06,900
These guys should be fine.

4352
04:46:06,900 --> 04:46:34,020
Mother's in the baths, little wrists, and the child's in the room.

4353
04:46:34,020 --> 04:46:35,860
Heavy rain.

4354
04:46:35,860 --> 04:46:39,720
Beer cans strewn across the floor.

4355
04:46:40,120 --> 04:46:42,040
And it's cold inside.

4356
04:46:42,380 --> 04:46:43,900
Heavy rain.

4357
04:46:46,900 --> 04:46:51,120
This guy is a bit goslingish in, when he looks to the fucking left there.

4358
04:46:51,120 --> 04:46:51,720
Wait a sec now.

4359
04:46:51,720 --> 04:46:52,720
I'll show you.

4360
04:46:54,260 --> 04:46:55,680
He looks to the side there now.

4361
04:46:55,680 --> 04:46:56,600
There's a bit of fucking.

4362
04:46:58,220 --> 04:47:00,040
You know, we were talking about it in our amp.

4363
04:47:01,040 --> 04:47:04,100
Now we have another new scene with Ethan.

4364
04:47:04,100 --> 04:47:07,940
We've been blasted into Wednesday morning at three minutes past eleven.

4365
04:47:07,940 --> 04:47:09,600
There's a lot of inches of rain.

4366
04:47:10,560 --> 04:47:15,060
His son still trapped, it seems, beneath a storm drain somewhere.

4367
04:47:17,880 --> 04:47:20,920
We have got a card with some holes punched in it.

4368
04:47:20,920 --> 04:47:22,040
It does look promising.

4369
04:47:23,160 --> 04:47:29,480
I'm not going to get my hopes up or anything, but it does look like it's going to yield some

4370
04:47:29,480 --> 04:47:31,600
very interesting clues and directions.

4371
04:47:39,720 --> 04:47:43,020
Now we're in a grease monkey's garage.

4372
04:47:43,720 --> 04:47:49,500
And it's time to really see what this mechanic has to say about my missing son.

4373
04:47:49,640 --> 04:47:50,260
Excuse me?

4374
04:47:51,720 --> 04:47:52,340
It's phenomenal.

4375
04:47:55,560 --> 04:47:56,120
Hey.

4376
04:47:57,480 --> 04:47:57,880
Oh!

4377
04:47:58,380 --> 04:47:58,620
Ha!

4378
04:47:59,220 --> 04:47:59,620
Sorry.

4379
04:48:00,160 --> 04:48:00,880
Didn't see you.

4380
04:48:01,780 --> 04:48:03,060
What can I do you for?

4381
04:48:07,720 --> 04:48:09,460
You know anything about this card?

4382
04:48:10,680 --> 04:48:11,560
I'd like to get...

4383
04:48:12,640 --> 04:48:13,360
my car.

4384
04:48:13,360 --> 04:48:13,860
Hey!

4385
04:48:27,120 --> 04:48:27,620
Hey!

4386
04:48:27,620 --> 04:48:29,500
You're a pretty patient guy, you are!

4387
04:48:29,500 --> 04:48:31,700
That car's been there for two years!

4388
04:48:32,420 --> 04:48:32,640
What?

4389
04:48:32,640 --> 04:48:37,120
We took it out for a drive every month and checked the tires and batteries, just like you said.

4390
04:48:39,280 --> 04:48:39,480
Here.

4391
04:48:39,900 --> 04:48:41,100
It's the third floor down.

4392
04:48:41,320 --> 04:48:43,500
Service elevator is at the far end of the garage.

4393
04:48:45,700 --> 04:48:46,460
Service end.

4394
04:48:48,340 --> 04:48:51,260
We're at the business end of the season, that's why fucking Sam is here.

4395
04:48:55,600 --> 04:48:56,760
Look at that for a walk.

4396
04:48:58,360 --> 04:48:58,960
You want them?

4397
04:48:59,060 --> 04:49:00,160
They'll be right over there.

4398
04:49:00,720 --> 04:49:02,640
Now, you have yourself a good one, chief.

4399
04:49:04,980 --> 04:49:05,840
Oh, the keys.

4400
04:49:05,940 --> 04:49:06,120
Okay.

4401
04:49:06,780 --> 04:49:08,340
And there's still no run mechanic.

4402
04:49:08,340 --> 04:49:10,900
They haven't put that into the game.

4403
04:49:10,900 --> 04:49:11,840
Despite...

4404
04:49:11,840 --> 04:49:17,920
...multiple scenes where I just want to get the fuck over to something very fast.

4405
04:49:17,920 --> 04:49:26,940
I suppose, in a real life situation, if you went into the garage to get your car back, you wouldn't start running around inside there, because it'd weird people out.

4406
04:49:26,940 --> 04:49:40,900
While it does lack in run mechanics, it makes up for in lean mechanics and shit-talk mechanics.

4407
04:49:40,900 --> 04:49:52,400
Get a nice little hot rod.

4408
04:49:52,400 --> 04:50:15,820
Tenderloin District. Thank you very, very much, sir, for your kind, generous Platt-Kenny Irish Castle mysteries. Very, very kind of you. You've been lit up with the COVID all over the festive period. What a shitty stinker of a Christmas that has been.

4409
04:50:15,820 --> 04:50:28,500
But, look, we know all about it. Just keep yourself fucking well-dosed. Not sure the wolf... You might see the end of the wolf. The wolf won't be calling around you if you keep the fucking door back closed, yeah?

4410
04:50:33,040 --> 04:50:41,700
Thank you very much. Thanks for keeping the dream alive with all the Warzone and baby simulator action. Good luck finding your son. What a beautiful message.

4411
04:50:42,180 --> 04:50:55,040
And I think it's turned into sons plural now, although we are... It is only son, actually, I beg your pardon, because the first one, unfortunately, got splatter-housed by a car.

4412
04:50:59,380 --> 04:51:18,040
There we go. Now, what's gonna be in the trunk? You know, you just know for a fact something's gonna be in the trunk. A fucking goat's head or something, or a... Another... A clown... A pair of clown shoes with an origami sock inside it. And then on the other side of the sock, it just says,

4413
04:51:18,380 --> 04:51:29,680
Haha! Where's your son? And then a picture of a fucking... A crudely rudimentary sketched storm drain. Uh, with a speech bubble coming out of the storm drain that says,

4414
04:51:30,840 --> 04:51:40,660
Dad, help me, Dad, where are ya? That kind of a way. We're definitely... What I'm saying is, we're laying the groundwork here for some expositionary fucking surprise that's gonna be inside the car.

4415
04:51:40,660 --> 04:51:50,780
I can't believe he's just gonna get into the car and drive away. They won't do us like that. There's no way they're gonna do us like that. Car bomb.

4416
04:51:53,240 --> 04:51:56,120
Someone from behind with a fucking cheese wire.

4417
04:51:58,620 --> 04:51:59,540
Look left.

4418
04:52:01,940 --> 04:52:09,260
Look right. Make sure there's no fucking boogeymen around. And now it's time to check the glove compartment.

4419
04:52:09,540 --> 04:52:12,380
Maybe a fucking gun inside that or something. A shooter.

4420
04:52:14,060 --> 04:52:14,500
Nothing.

4421
04:52:15,940 --> 04:52:16,640
A and D.

4422
04:52:16,640 --> 04:52:41,420
Solid state hard drive, is it?

4423
04:52:43,600 --> 04:52:44,640
Fucking sat-nav, yeah?

4424
04:52:45,920 --> 04:52:46,620
Tom-Tom.

4425
04:52:48,120 --> 04:52:48,560
Hello.

4426
04:52:50,000 --> 04:52:53,520
I was saying it's a... a sat-nav machine called Tom-Tom and the thing.

4427
04:52:55,760 --> 04:52:56,200
Goodbye.

4428
04:52:58,320 --> 04:53:01,560
And then A and D to fucking drive at peace.

4429
04:53:01,560 --> 04:53:04,200
Your destination is four miles from here.

4430
04:53:04,540 --> 04:53:05,080
Great stuff.

4431
04:53:05,320 --> 04:53:08,120
Leave the parking lot and take the first right.

4432
04:53:08,120 --> 04:53:22,000
You have selected gear stick.

4433
04:53:22,000 --> 04:53:25,620
Please select... drive train.

4434
04:53:30,440 --> 04:53:32,180
Classic automobile.

4435
04:53:33,800 --> 04:53:35,000
Combustion engine.

4436
04:53:35,000 --> 04:53:35,000
Combustion engine.

4437
04:53:35,640 --> 04:53:36,560
Lovely stuff.

4438
04:53:38,760 --> 04:53:41,980
Not a great resolution on this cutscene, I have to say.

4439
04:53:42,060 --> 04:53:43,780
They could have done a lot better with it.

4440
04:53:43,900 --> 04:53:44,220
They could have...

4441
04:53:44,220 --> 04:53:44,820
Keep to the right.

4442
04:53:45,220 --> 04:53:46,500
And take the first exit.

4443
04:53:46,500 --> 04:53:47,060
Fucking...

4444
04:53:47,060 --> 04:53:50,900
Optimized it or even upgraded it or remastered it.

4445
04:53:50,960 --> 04:53:56,400
I believe this came out for the PC in 2019, nine years after its initial console release.

4446
04:53:56,940 --> 04:53:58,460
So this is why I'm playing it on the PC.

4447
04:53:59,560 --> 04:54:03,780
Why or why would they have not been arsed updating those visuals?

4448
04:54:03,960 --> 04:54:07,300
That looks like PS2 era stuff altogether.

4449
04:54:08,100 --> 04:54:14,680
And yet again, more and more of the same heavy rain that we've become so used to during this

4450
04:54:14,680 --> 04:54:24,420
fantastically imaginative and ball-bustingly groundbreaking narrative journey through the narrative head phase.

4451
04:54:24,420 --> 04:54:27,700
Okay.

4452
04:54:27,700 --> 04:54:32,300
Take the highway and drive against the traffic for five miles.

4453
04:54:33,100 --> 04:54:37,580
If you haven't reached a destination in five minutes, you will have failed.

4454
04:54:40,760 --> 04:54:41,920
I can do it.

4455
04:54:42,200 --> 04:54:43,680
I'd do anything to save my son.

4456
04:54:44,980 --> 04:54:46,740
Sounded like a different voice he had then.

4457
04:54:47,540 --> 04:54:48,420
I don't want to die.

4458
04:54:48,780 --> 04:54:49,400
Not here.

4459
04:54:49,920 --> 04:54:50,680
Not like this.

4460
04:54:50,680 --> 04:54:52,760
I don't want to die.

4461
04:54:52,760 --> 04:54:54,600
I want to see my son.

4462
04:54:54,600 --> 04:54:55,360
And I'm scared.

4463
04:54:55,360 --> 04:54:57,440
I'm not going to make it.

4464
04:54:57,880 --> 04:54:59,160
I'm not going to make it.

4465
04:55:03,380 --> 04:55:05,840
If I succeed, I'll get more letters for the hangman.

4466
04:55:06,160 --> 04:55:06,960
It's my only need.

4467
04:55:07,060 --> 04:55:08,140
No turning back now.

4468
04:55:09,960 --> 04:55:11,560
So drive on.

4469
04:55:11,740 --> 04:55:12,780
Find the fucking son.

4470
04:55:12,880 --> 04:55:14,060
Like, you know, what's the big deal?

4471
04:55:18,780 --> 04:55:20,960
Risk, trial, refuse, or accept.

4472
04:55:21,040 --> 04:55:22,360
I think we'll risk this.

4473
04:55:22,360 --> 04:55:22,660
A lot of good.

4474
04:55:22,720 --> 04:55:24,520
It'll do Sean if I kill myself on this highway.

4475
04:55:27,240 --> 04:55:29,360
Uh, trial, yeah.

4476
04:55:29,360 --> 04:55:31,680
Go the wrong way on the highway for five miles.

4477
04:55:32,200 --> 04:55:34,540
Am I willing to take that risk in order to save my son?

4478
04:55:37,160 --> 04:55:38,840
It's a heavy, heavy fucking-

4479
04:55:38,840 --> 04:55:39,480
It's sheer madness.

4480
04:55:39,900 --> 04:55:41,280
I'd kill a bunch of innocent people.

4481
04:55:41,800 --> 04:55:44,540
What gives me the right to play God, even to save my son?

4482
04:55:47,480 --> 04:55:49,360
Your man has some demons all together.

4483
04:55:49,580 --> 04:55:50,600
I've got to do it.

4484
04:55:50,820 --> 04:55:51,680
For Sean's sake.

4485
04:55:52,000 --> 04:55:52,960
I have no choice.

4486
04:55:52,960 --> 04:55:53,580
He doesn't know what he's doing.

4487
04:55:53,700 --> 04:55:55,020
He doesn't know whether he's coming or going.

4488
04:55:55,340 --> 04:55:57,160
And it's going to end in tears for someone.

4489
04:56:01,740 --> 04:56:02,520
Oh, no.

4490
04:56:02,900 --> 04:56:04,520
Don't open that door.

4491
04:56:05,480 --> 04:56:11,440
Getting kind of Resident Evil, stilted delivery on the lines vibes from those little scenes that he does.

4492
04:56:22,280 --> 04:56:23,200
Come on!

4493
04:56:24,340 --> 04:56:24,800
Fuck.

4494
04:56:24,800 --> 04:56:26,800
*Lunatics*

4495
04:56:28,800 --> 04:56:30,800
Fuckin' lunatics!

4496
04:56:31,800 --> 04:56:33,800
Lunatics on the road

4497
04:56:33,800 --> 04:56:37,800
I can do this, come on!

4498
04:56:49,800 --> 04:56:53,800
You still have 4 miles to go before you reach your community.

4499
04:56:53,800 --> 04:56:57,800
The kids are right off. Forget it.

4500
04:56:57,800 --> 04:57:00,800
Get out of the way!

4501
04:57:00,800 --> 04:57:04,800
Oh, jeez, some debattles!

4502
04:57:10,800 --> 04:57:12,800
Oh no!

4503
04:57:15,800 --> 04:57:20,800
You still have 3 miles to go before you reach your destination.

4504
04:57:29,800 --> 04:57:31,800
That hook cap looked fucking lethal.

4505
04:57:31,800 --> 04:57:33,800
Before you reach your destination.

4506
04:57:41,800 --> 04:57:45,800
Come on! Move out of the goddamn way! Move out of the way! Come on!

4507
04:57:45,800 --> 04:57:49,800
As if we can hear you, why are you fucking shouting at me?

4508
04:57:53,800 --> 04:57:59,800
You still have 1 mile to go before you reach your destination.

4509
04:57:59,800 --> 04:58:03,800
I don't think the kid is worth all this business.

4510
04:58:03,800 --> 04:58:05,800
Oh fuck!

4511
04:58:11,800 --> 04:58:13,800
Cement!

4512
04:58:13,800 --> 04:58:15,800
Oh, I'm off!

4513
04:58:23,800 --> 04:58:25,800
Oh fuck!

4514
04:58:25,800 --> 04:58:27,800
*BOOM*

4515
04:58:27,800 --> 04:58:29,800
*BOOM*

4516
04:58:29,800 --> 04:58:31,800
*BOOM*

4517
04:58:31,800 --> 04:58:33,800
*BOOM*

4518
04:58:33,800 --> 04:58:35,800
*BOOM*

4519
04:58:35,800 --> 04:58:37,800
*BOOM*

4520
04:58:37,800 --> 04:58:39,800
*BOOM*

4521
04:58:39,800 --> 04:58:41,800
*BOOM*

4522
04:58:41,800 --> 04:58:43,800
*BOOM*

4523
04:58:43,800 --> 04:58:45,800
He's entered the corridor of uncertainty now.

4524
04:58:45,800 --> 04:58:49,800
Now we need to shake mouse hard to escape from car.

4525
04:58:49,800 --> 04:58:51,800
Shake mouse hard.

4526
04:58:51,800 --> 04:58:58,920
Destination reached. Please press the screen. Destination reached. Please press the screen.

4527
04:58:58,920 --> 04:59:03,920
Please find your son. Destination reached. Please press the screen. Destination reached.

4528
04:59:03,920 --> 04:59:09,920
Please press the screen. Destination reached. Please press the screen. Destination reached.

4529
04:59:09,920 --> 04:59:17,880
Your reward is in the glove compartment. The key is inside the GPS. Your reward is in the

4530
04:59:17,880 --> 04:59:19,040
glove compartment. Your reward is in the glove compartment.

4531
04:59:19,040 --> 04:59:21,040
Let's do this. I'm pressing down. What's going on?

4532
04:59:23,040 --> 04:59:25,040
I'm pressing fucking down.

4533
04:59:32,040 --> 04:59:34,040
Shake mouse to find some.

4534
04:59:37,040 --> 04:59:39,040
Car is on fire man. Get the fuck out the car.

4535
04:59:39,040 --> 04:59:41,040
Car.

4536
04:59:49,040 --> 04:59:51,040
Alive.

4537
04:59:53,040 --> 04:59:55,040
E.

4538
05:00:00,040 --> 05:00:01,040
Spacebar.

4539
05:00:02,040 --> 05:00:03,040
Down.

4540
05:00:04,040 --> 05:00:05,040
Oh fucking hell.

4541
05:00:05,040 --> 05:00:06,040
E.

4542
05:00:07,040 --> 05:00:08,040
Spacebar.

4543
05:00:08,040 --> 05:00:09,040
Oh.

4544
05:00:18,040 --> 05:00:19,040
This is...

4545
05:00:20,040 --> 05:00:25,040
Heart stopping stuff altogether and the flames are beginning to fucking lick higher and higher.

4546
05:00:25,040 --> 05:00:28,040
Need to get out there. Press W to escape.

4547
05:00:29,040 --> 05:00:31,040
Hold down A to fucking escape further.

4548
05:00:32,040 --> 05:00:35,040
Shake mouse to get even more escapes in.

4549
05:00:36,040 --> 05:00:38,040
Get out the fucking car man.

4550
05:00:38,040 --> 05:00:39,040
Left or right.

4551
05:00:39,040 --> 05:00:40,040
Left or right.

4552
05:00:43,040 --> 05:00:45,040
A lot of intense fucking pace going on here.

4553
05:00:45,040 --> 05:00:58,040
I just go home to bed and just fucking get away from this now and then maybe Sean will turn up.

4554
05:01:00,040 --> 05:01:02,040
Sean will fucking turn up one way or the other.

4555
05:01:03,040 --> 05:01:12,040
Right now the main thing is we get some sleep because the lack of sleep has created a fucking mental head space that isn't good at all for this lad.

4556
05:01:13,040 --> 05:01:14,040
And there's the sun there.

4557
05:01:14,040 --> 05:01:23,040
Not lo- the prognosis isn't great now.

4558
05:01:23,040 --> 05:01:27,040
Prognosis not great at all.

4559
05:01:28,040 --> 05:01:29,040
But we've been given a few five ret.

4560
05:01:29,040 --> 05:01:30,040
We've given a few little letters.

4561
05:01:30,040 --> 05:01:31,040
We've given a few little letters.

4562
05:01:31,040 --> 05:01:32,040
Which should be on our quest to finding the address.

4563
05:01:32,040 --> 05:01:33,040
Where's my son?

4564
05:01:33,040 --> 05:01:34,040
Won't you come to try and find my son?

4565
05:01:34,040 --> 05:01:34,040
In the heavy rain.

4566
05:01:34,040 --> 05:01:34,040
Where's my son?

4567
05:01:34,040 --> 05:01:35,040
Won't you come to try and find my son?

4568
05:01:35,040 --> 05:01:36,040
In the heavy rain.

4569
05:01:36,040 --> 05:01:37,040
Where's my son?

4570
05:01:37,040 --> 05:01:59,060
on our quest to finding the address. Where's my son? Won't you come to try and find my son? In the

4571
05:01:59,060 --> 05:02:24,580
heavy rain? Where's my son? Black hole son? What have you done? Black hole son? Wonder what happened to this lady here after she was attacked by two masked assailants in her house. Oh, it was just a dream. I forgot it was just a dream.

4572
05:02:24,580 --> 05:02:53,820
So we've, the clocks have gone forward again. 3.15 and went in. Surprise, surprise, it's pissing down. Which doesn't really bode well for us. You can tell it's 2010 era PS3 because it's a kind of a GTA 4 colour palette slash kind of.

4573
05:02:53,820 --> 05:03:17,100
By, maybe the engine was, the same engine was used to make this in the Grand Theft Auto engine. I'm not sure. The Rockstar games. Did the Grand Theft Auto games use their own engine? Rockstar. Or is it a fucking, uh, whatchamacallit? Unity or whatever. It's all grey.

4574
05:03:21,820 --> 05:03:26,540
And we know this one, we've seen her, we know what she looks like.

4575
05:03:29,960 --> 05:03:31,440
They use their own engine.

4576
05:03:45,160 --> 05:03:59,220
Breaking news, the Wicklow Monkey has taken a couple of dogs of the strand and is currently holding them hostage at SeaWorld Bree. Motives are unknown. Repeat, motives are unknown.

4577
05:04:13,900 --> 05:04:16,780
What's going on here? Open the fucking door.

4578
05:04:18,220 --> 05:04:19,220
What's going on?

4579
05:04:42,640 --> 05:04:48,720
Heavy door.

4580
05:04:50,960 --> 05:04:51,360
Alright.

4581
05:05:00,960 --> 05:05:03,680
Pinhead Larry, thank you very, very, very much.

4582
05:05:05,940 --> 05:05:08,280
Charlie Recapture Fun, thank you very much.

4583
05:05:08,280 --> 05:05:12,640
Hello there, sweetheart. What can I do for you?

4584
05:05:12,640 --> 05:05:14,560
I'd like a room.

4585
05:05:14,560 --> 05:05:17,840
For you? Anything.

4586
05:05:17,840 --> 05:05:21,360
Feeling the register.

4587
05:05:21,360 --> 05:05:23,360
Classic creep.

4588
05:05:32,720 --> 05:05:37,880
What game is this? It's none other than Heavy Rain.

4589
05:05:37,880 --> 05:05:44,200
Madison Page 27. Single.

4590
05:05:44,200 --> 05:05:48,200
How long will you be staying with us, Ms. Page?

4591
05:05:48,200 --> 05:05:49,240
I don't know yet.

4592
05:05:49,240 --> 05:05:50,360
Shoop.

4593
05:05:50,360 --> 05:05:56,200
Room 201. Last floor. Stears on the right in the courtyard.

4594
05:05:56,200 --> 05:06:06,520
Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. That's for sure. The pleasure was all mine.

4595
05:06:06,520 --> 05:06:23,000
Seems like a great motel. I've never seen a motel look like this where you've got like little bits of, you've got a cafeteria and a reception there.

4596
05:06:23,800 --> 05:06:33,800
Sure, I've never even been in a motel. I don't know what they look like anyway, but I just assume they wouldn't have like an atrium forecourt and...

4597
05:06:37,080 --> 05:06:40,080
situation like that, you know?

4598
05:07:06,580 --> 05:07:09,580
Hopefully she goes into the room anyway and gets settled.

4599
05:07:13,580 --> 05:07:20,580
Because I was quite enjoying the last scene, but it got a little bit too violent and scary in the gap.

4600
05:07:25,580 --> 05:07:29,580
There's kind of an Enya-istic vibe off her.

4601
05:07:29,580 --> 05:07:39,580
Kind of, uh... I don't know who she reminds me of, but it's definitely as though she's been based on some...

4602
05:07:42,580 --> 05:07:44,580
...well-known figure.

4603
05:07:46,580 --> 05:07:47,580
Lisa Stansfield.

4604
05:07:47,580 --> 05:07:48,580
Sir?

4605
05:07:48,580 --> 05:07:49,580
Are you alright?

4606
05:07:52,580 --> 05:07:54,580
What the fuck is her name there?

4607
05:07:54,580 --> 05:07:55,580
I'll call an ambulance.

4608
05:07:55,580 --> 05:07:56,580
No.

4609
05:07:58,580 --> 05:08:03,580
Natalie Imbrugia/Enya/Lisa Stansfield/

4610
05:08:03,580 --> 05:08:05,580
What's the other singer?

4611
05:08:05,580 --> 05:08:06,580
The lady.

4612
05:08:06,580 --> 05:08:07,580
She's a 207.

4613
05:08:07,580 --> 05:08:09,580
Possibly a lesbian singer.

4614
05:08:09,580 --> 05:08:14,580
Not the lady from Elastica.

4615
05:08:14,580 --> 05:08:15,580
The...

4616
05:08:19,580 --> 05:08:20,580
Not...

4617
05:08:20,580 --> 05:08:21,580
Katie Lang.

4618
05:08:21,580 --> 05:08:22,580
That's it, yeah.

4619
05:08:22,580 --> 05:08:23,580
Katie Lang.

4620
05:08:27,580 --> 05:08:28,580
The one from Texas.

4621
05:08:29,580 --> 05:08:30,580
Charlene Spiteri.

4622
05:08:33,580 --> 05:08:35,580
You black-eyed boy.

4623
05:08:35,580 --> 05:08:36,580
Have you got the key?

4624
05:08:36,580 --> 05:08:36,580
Have you seen Charlie?

4625
05:08:36,580 --> 05:08:52,580
It'd be great if the game... the games in the future are gonna be like reactive games that, uh, utilise the newfangled, much vaunted and celebrated AI technology to buzz off current topical events.

4626
05:08:52,580 --> 05:09:10,580
And you have situations where you're talking to a character one moment about where your son is stuck in a fucking storm drain. And the next thing they hit you with a curveball like, yeah, yeah, that's all well and good about your son. What about fucking Charlie the monkey and Wicklow man? And like, it doesn't even have to go off anywhere until I can actually get into the actual game.

4627
05:09:10,580 --> 05:09:21,580
And the next thing they hit you with a curveball like, yeah, yeah, that's all well and good about your son. What about fucking Charlie the monkey and Wicklow man? And like, it doesn't even have to go off anywhere until I can actually get into the game.

4628
05:09:21,580 --> 05:09:40,580
You know, obviously the technology isn't there to manufacture then a whole game bit of content out of that. But even just having those little dialogical, dialogical bits and pieces would be nice to have in it. It would be a nice element of the game. It'd be experimental.

4629
05:09:40,580 --> 05:10:05,580
It's definitely something Kojima's probably considering at the moment. Probably a game where you're like a fucking, I don't know, deliveroo driver who's got a nuclear equipped walking battle baby in an incubatory jar that you have to deliver to some man who's played by...

4630
05:10:05,580 --> 05:10:07,580
Fucking...

4631
05:10:07,580 --> 05:10:13,900
Gosling probably be his next Hollywood actor in the game.

4632
05:10:13,900 --> 05:10:16,800
Although he kind of goes for left field actors.

4633
05:10:17,100 --> 05:10:19,860
Like, you know, Mads Mikkelshtick and fucking...

4634
05:10:19,860 --> 05:10:21,640
That fella out of The Walking Dead.

4635
05:10:31,600 --> 05:10:34,760
Unit of a cat. Thank you very much for your tip. I missed you there.

4636
05:10:35,400 --> 05:10:37,440
Unit of a cat. Very, very kind of you.

4637
05:10:37,440 --> 05:10:39,460
But it's sore as hell.

4638
05:10:43,660 --> 05:10:45,940
Your head is bleeding. It looks deep.

4639
05:10:47,440 --> 05:10:49,340
I love Mads.

4640
05:10:53,260 --> 05:10:55,200
I'm mad about Mads.

4641
05:10:56,040 --> 05:10:58,460
I've been married to Mads three times.

4642
05:10:59,420 --> 05:11:01,940
I'm infatuated with Mads.

4643
05:11:05,220 --> 05:11:07,860
More pills inside the closet.

4644
05:11:13,320 --> 05:11:17,780
Katie Lang's about to give an Arunoko flow job.

4645
05:11:20,260 --> 05:11:21,780
I should disinfect his cuts.

4646
05:11:21,780 --> 05:11:35,160
Necophrin 100 antibiotics. Administered to combat infection.

4647
05:11:35,160 --> 05:11:37,020
Heavy flow.

4648
05:11:41,640 --> 05:11:43,400
What's going on? There's still one more.

4649
05:11:47,640 --> 05:11:49,740
What about a cage fight between David Cage...

4650
05:11:49,740 --> 05:11:53,740
...and Hideo Kojima.

4651
05:11:53,740 --> 05:11:54,680
...and Hideo Kojima.

4652
05:11:54,680 --> 05:11:55,740
...and Hideo Kojima.

4653
05:11:55,740 --> 05:11:58,580
...old hide-and-seek Kojima, as he's known.

4654
05:12:02,740 --> 05:12:08,580
...in his native land. So now, do we have the pills for this guy? Did she take pills out of the fucking thing, or...?

4655
05:12:08,580 --> 05:12:09,580
Yes.

4656
05:12:09,580 --> 05:12:11,220
Yes.

4657
05:12:26,320 --> 05:12:30,220
Para Kamal painkiller administering cases of intense pain.

4658
05:12:30,860 --> 05:12:31,100
Yes.

4659
05:12:31,100 --> 05:12:33,260
Do not take more than one pill every 24 hours.

4660
05:12:39,060 --> 05:12:42,360
Here. Take this. It should do you some good.

4661
05:12:43,080 --> 05:12:45,500
It's some good stuff. Just take it.

4662
05:12:48,640 --> 05:12:52,580
It's some pill formatted fendt.

4663
05:13:03,540 --> 05:13:05,500
A lot of fucking drugs being taken.

4664
05:13:05,500 --> 05:13:08,180
It's definitely saying something, isn't it?

4665
05:13:08,220 --> 05:13:13,160
There's definitely a social commentary element to this whole hullabaloo.

4666
05:13:13,660 --> 05:13:18,160
It's what's left unsaid at the end of the scenes that you take away.

4667
05:13:18,920 --> 05:13:19,440
Definitely.

4668
05:13:19,660 --> 05:13:20,980
You take away something from it.

4669
05:13:21,200 --> 05:13:31,680
Like, you know, we all is it saying we're all trapped inside a highly medicated, medicized world where we don't know what's going on anymore.

4670
05:13:31,680 --> 05:13:35,060
And clowns are fucking selling balloons to kids.

4671
05:13:35,060 --> 05:13:36,780
Kids are getting ran over.

4672
05:13:36,780 --> 05:13:39,460
Other kids are trapped inside drains.

4673
05:13:39,460 --> 05:13:44,940
And then you've got big Sam saving babies and getting fucking shot.

4674
05:13:44,940 --> 05:13:53,020
And then scrapping with random stone cold Steve Austin lads in bordellos.

4675
05:13:53,240 --> 05:13:56,120
And then you've got Katie Lang.

4676
05:13:56,500 --> 05:13:57,460
What's she about?

4677
05:13:58,140 --> 05:13:59,700
Why is she involved in this?

4678
05:13:59,700 --> 05:14:00,100
Who?

4679
05:14:00,740 --> 05:14:01,840
Where's the exposition?

4680
05:14:01,960 --> 05:14:03,000
I don't know what her.

4681
05:14:03,420 --> 05:14:05,680
I don't even know why these two know each other.

4682
05:14:05,880 --> 05:14:06,400
Do you know?

4683
05:14:07,200 --> 05:14:07,980
Is there a time?

4684
05:14:08,100 --> 05:14:11,440
Are they doing that kind of Tarantino time jumping?

4685
05:14:12,400 --> 05:14:14,840
Are they doing the fucking Christopher Nolan?

4686
05:14:15,000 --> 05:14:19,400
Is it a Nolan-esque approach to game manufacturing?

4687
05:14:19,480 --> 05:14:20,200
We don't know.

4688
05:14:36,200 --> 05:14:38,940
It's time for a wider discussion on this.

4689
05:14:40,200 --> 05:14:41,940
The debate needs to be had.

4690
05:14:42,060 --> 05:14:43,540
The debate needs to be had now.

4691
05:14:43,540 --> 05:14:45,660
And the debate needs to be had yesterday.

4692
05:14:50,500 --> 05:14:51,240
What's next?

4693
05:14:51,440 --> 05:14:53,740
Like, do I just need to keep feeding him different pills?

4694
05:14:58,560 --> 05:15:00,060
Paraphenol anti-fever.

4695
05:15:00,780 --> 05:15:02,840
Administer only in cases of high fever.

4696
05:15:11,720 --> 05:15:14,160
I should disinfect his cuts.

4697
05:15:22,200 --> 05:15:26,160
And this is a symbolic gesture.

4698
05:15:26,400 --> 05:15:32,040
He's finding comfort in the fact that she is helping him to recover here.

4699
05:15:32,160 --> 05:15:41,640
And this could be a new relationship here between Charlene Spiteri of Katie Lang's famous band known as Enya.

4700
05:15:41,640 --> 05:15:50,320
And it looks like a loving and tender loin district relationship is beginning to take place.

4701
05:15:50,320 --> 05:15:53,520
So you have to smoothly rub that across his eye.

4702
05:15:53,580 --> 05:15:56,280
Otherwise he gets pained out of it.

4703
05:15:57,120 --> 05:15:59,600
And then that down there.

4704
05:16:00,340 --> 05:16:01,780
Then another one to the left.

4705
05:16:01,860 --> 05:16:02,760
He doesn't like that.

4706
05:16:02,760 --> 05:16:10,760
Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

4707
05:16:10,760 --> 05:16:35,760
Listen, thanks for your help, but I think I can take it from here. Right. I better go. By the way, I'm Ethan. Madison. Madison's square garden.

4708
05:16:39,760 --> 05:16:49,760
What are you talking about? Did you ever meet a random stranger and feed him some pills in a motel room? Heavy rain.

4709
05:16:56,760 --> 05:17:20,700
Benzos, big pills, wipe out, come down, take that pill, a lovely little pill pop. Take that pill, a lovely little pill pop. I didn't realize it kept going then. I thought I'd only managed to get the little clip of the initial heavy rain bit, but it keeps going.

4710
05:17:22,340 --> 05:17:35,200
Take that lump of sugar, baby, you know you want it. Let's try that again, sorry. And thanks very much for the text there that somebody gave us there, the text that I read the lyrics of.

4711
05:17:47,920 --> 05:18:07,520
Did you? Did you ever meet a random stranger and feed him pills in a hotel room? Heavy rain. Take lovely pills. Benzos. Wipes out. Take that pill, lovely little pill pop. Make that pill.

4712
05:18:07,920 --> 05:18:23,920
That's not working. No. Yeah, I came in too early. Came in too early. Don't worry, there's a lot more, I'd say, of this game to go on. Probably a lot more attempts at that.

4713
05:18:23,920 --> 05:18:42,320
He loves looking out that window.

4714
05:18:42,320 --> 05:18:52,660
Yellow bentines.

4715
05:18:52,660 --> 05:19:04,780
And now we've got another open-the-box mystery fun-sized snack bar.

4716
05:19:10,780 --> 05:19:20,580
And here are some, a beautiful collection, a vast array of origamics. It's an orgasmic box of origami.

4717
05:19:20,580 --> 05:19:32,260
$5 note, which has been fashioned. Are you prepared to suffer to save your son? The old power plant on the left.

4718
05:19:36,260 --> 05:19:39,340
Another clue. We have to go now to the old power plant.

4719
05:19:39,500 --> 05:19:40,620
Pop-off power plant.

4720
05:19:56,160 --> 05:19:58,580
So fucking moody.

4721
05:19:59,080 --> 05:20:01,100
Oh, oh, oh.

4722
05:20:01,100 --> 05:20:01,360
Oh.

4723
05:20:08,940 --> 05:20:10,760
I don't know what's going on here.

4724
05:20:12,800 --> 05:20:18,580
I'm thinking maybe a quick blast of shifade just to keep the fucking wind in the sails.

4725
05:20:18,720 --> 05:20:21,480
Well and truly inside the fucking sails.

4726
05:20:21,880 --> 05:20:25,360
If I can get that going up onto the screen there, that would be great.

4727
05:20:25,360 --> 05:20:49,900
Gameboy.

4728
05:20:49,900 --> 05:20:49,900
Gameboy.

4729
05:20:49,900 --> 05:20:55,900
Gameboy.

4730
05:21:09,160 --> 05:21:10,860
You're not a killer, are you? No, I'm not.

4731
05:21:11,740 --> 05:21:12,500
You're not a killer.

4732
05:21:12,740 --> 05:21:13,180
No, I'm not.

4733
05:21:13,680 --> 05:21:16,120
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

4734
05:21:16,120 --> 05:21:20,060
We have a few tabs open.

4735
05:21:20,300 --> 05:21:24,080
I'm interested really in seeing something that hasn't been seen before.

4736
05:21:24,200 --> 05:21:30,540
Obviously, it's not any of our intention to want to retread old tracks.

4737
05:21:32,120 --> 05:21:39,140
But some of the episodes do hold their own kind of a heavy weight sort of way.

4738
05:21:39,200 --> 05:21:39,960
Look at that there.

4739
05:21:40,440 --> 05:21:43,160
That's an episode of Net Cafe.

4740
05:21:43,340 --> 05:21:44,200
Thank you very much there.

4741
05:21:44,300 --> 05:21:45,400
A clone named Gibso.

4742
05:21:45,480 --> 05:21:45,920
Very kindly.

4743
05:21:46,040 --> 05:21:55,300
An episode of Net Cafe called The Dark Side of the Web, which could really bode well for us, given the stew pot.

4744
05:21:55,400 --> 05:21:56,440
It's a super pose.

4745
05:21:56,640 --> 05:22:00,060
And look at the little stills that we're getting there.

4746
05:22:00,140 --> 05:22:02,600
A little taste of the Internet Cafe.

4747
05:22:02,600 --> 05:22:08,900
The War on the Web, 1998.

4748
05:22:14,360 --> 05:22:17,100
Computers and Communications from 1984.

4749
05:22:17,420 --> 05:22:18,620
It's the Computer Chronicles.

4750
05:22:19,040 --> 05:22:28,040
Yeah, I think we'll just go into a fucking chronicalization and then maybe finish with a dark side of the web.

4751
05:22:28,040 --> 05:22:38,240
I wish I'd have prepared my ominous soundscapes for the, you know, when we see some Tonight at Nine on Dispatches action.

4752
05:22:38,960 --> 05:22:45,780
But unfortunately, I don't have that at my fingertips just yet as we speak.

4753
05:22:46,780 --> 05:22:47,280
Look here.

4754
05:22:47,280 --> 05:22:47,280
Look here.

4755
05:22:47,280 --> 05:23:01,280
Now, do we have...

4756
05:23:07,020 --> 05:23:08,700
That's that.

4757
05:23:08,840 --> 05:23:15,940
Oh yeah, we need to reconfigure our sound output on our Computer Chronicles operating system.

4758
05:23:15,940 --> 05:23:21,560
To iMac and El Gato.

4759
05:23:21,980 --> 05:23:22,900
That should be okay.

4760
05:23:27,760 --> 05:23:28,200
Okay.

4761
05:23:28,540 --> 05:23:28,660
Yeah.

4762
05:23:29,580 --> 05:23:30,020
Brilliant.

4763
05:23:30,560 --> 05:23:31,560
We haven't seen...

4764
05:23:31,560 --> 05:23:33,180
It's already a fucking winner.

4765
05:23:34,940 --> 05:23:36,940
Oh, I think I've seen this though.

4766
05:23:38,140 --> 05:23:39,720
I think I've seen this chat topic.

4767
05:23:39,820 --> 05:23:40,540
Have you seen this?

4768
05:23:41,400 --> 05:23:44,480
Where he's on a brick mobile phone whilst driving.

4769
05:23:44,660 --> 05:23:45,300
Pure illegal.

4770
05:23:45,520 --> 05:23:47,340
And probably no seatbelt as well.

4771
05:23:48,560 --> 05:23:49,640
It's a Shafé special.

4772
05:23:52,520 --> 05:23:55,740
I hope Stu doesn't ask anyone to top themselves again.

4773
05:23:55,860 --> 05:23:56,400
That wouldn't be...

4774
05:23:57,260 --> 05:23:57,640
Nice.

4775
05:23:57,740 --> 05:23:58,620
Especially this time of year.

4776
05:23:59,040 --> 05:24:00,220
Got the line in.

4777
05:24:00,300 --> 05:24:00,860
Turn that.

4778
05:24:01,000 --> 05:24:02,540
The line, the witch, and the wardrobe.

4779
05:24:02,540 --> 05:24:02,900
Yeah.

4780
05:24:02,900 --> 05:24:04,400
I don't want to...

4781
05:24:04,400 --> 05:24:08,920
Computer games.

4782
05:24:17,500 --> 05:24:18,920
Multi-output device.

4783
05:24:19,000 --> 05:24:19,660
Maybe that's it.

4784
05:24:19,820 --> 05:24:20,400
Coming to the meeting.

4785
05:24:20,500 --> 05:24:21,020
I'm just running...

4786
05:24:21,020 --> 05:24:21,940
Yeah.

4787
05:24:22,440 --> 05:24:23,500
About 15 minutes late.

4788
05:24:23,580 --> 05:24:24,540
I'm on my way right now.

4789
05:24:24,880 --> 05:24:25,300
Okay, bye.

4790
05:24:26,180 --> 05:24:26,820
Okay, bye.

4791
05:24:26,820 --> 05:24:28,780
I'm driving along the freeway at 55 miles...

4792
05:24:28,780 --> 05:24:33,500
I'm driving along the freeway at 35 miles an hour.

4793
05:24:33,660 --> 05:24:34,300
I'm on the phone.

4794
05:24:34,600 --> 05:24:36,040
I'm wearing no seatbelt.

4795
05:24:36,520 --> 05:24:38,000
This is illegal in the future.

4796
05:24:38,500 --> 05:24:41,620
If you're watching this in the future, it's highly illegal.

4797
05:24:41,880 --> 05:24:42,900
But I'm okay.

4798
05:24:43,200 --> 05:24:44,820
It's fine to do this now.

4799
05:24:45,680 --> 05:24:46,220
Rat King.

4800
05:24:46,320 --> 05:24:48,800
Thank you very much there for the tip.

4801
05:24:49,120 --> 05:24:50,180
You've just...

4802
05:24:50,180 --> 05:24:51,460
Somebody's saying that's his...

4803
05:24:51,460 --> 05:24:53,820
Kitty's saying it's a remote control that he's got.

4804
05:24:53,900 --> 05:24:54,840
It's not even a phone.

4805
05:24:55,860 --> 05:24:58,020
Does look like a fucking remote for a TV.

4806
05:24:58,860 --> 05:25:01,860
But he's wheeling and dealing, making big moves on the go.

4807
05:25:02,440 --> 05:25:05,940
And as is always the way with Stuart Chaffee...

4808
05:25:07,060 --> 05:25:12,920
Pure professionalism in his delivery and his execution of these little interstitials and links.

4809
05:25:14,200 --> 05:25:16,960
And a lovely spike of the camera as well.

4810
05:25:17,220 --> 05:25:18,900
Pure Spike Lee joint.

4811
05:25:19,140 --> 05:25:22,520
Let's have a look at this for a second runaround.

4812
05:25:24,100 --> 05:25:24,500
Okay.

4813
05:25:24,780 --> 05:25:25,000
Yeah.

4814
05:25:25,100 --> 05:25:25,880
No, I'm coming to the meeting.

4815
05:25:25,980 --> 05:25:27,420
I'm just running about 15 minutes late.

4816
05:25:27,500 --> 05:25:28,460
I'm on my way right now.

4817
05:25:28,780 --> 05:25:29,240
Okay, bye.

4818
05:25:31,000 --> 05:25:32,180
I'm driving along...

4819
05:25:32,180 --> 05:25:36,100
It's just...

4820
05:25:36,100 --> 05:25:37,600
Look at the background.

4821
05:25:37,920 --> 05:25:38,180
The fucking...

4822
05:25:40,180 --> 05:25:43,180
It's remarkably well...

4823
05:25:43,940 --> 05:25:48,520
The resolution is quite nice on this for a fucking 1984 episode.

4824
05:25:48,520 --> 05:25:49,520
And there was just...

4825
05:25:49,520 --> 05:25:55,180
And there was a bit of a hanging chad of a pause between him addressing the camera and the end of the phone call.

4826
05:25:55,600 --> 05:25:57,380
Charlie, thank you very much for the tip there.

4827
05:25:57,440 --> 05:25:58,240
You say, time is short.

4828
05:25:58,300 --> 05:25:59,060
I need your help.

4829
05:25:59,500 --> 05:26:05,040
Please come to 53.007601494627615.

4830
05:26:05,040 --> 05:26:08,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4831
05:26:08,040 --> 05:26:08,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4832
05:26:08,040 --> 05:26:08,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4833
05:26:08,040 --> 05:26:09,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4834
05:26:09,040 --> 05:26:10,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4835
05:26:10,040 --> 05:26:12,040
And then the next set of coordinates are...

4836
05:26:12,040 --> 05:26:14,040
07-9781.

4837
05:26:14,860 --> 05:26:17,040
If you are on the lookout for Charlie...

4838
05:26:17,040 --> 05:26:18,140
There are some coordinates...

4839
05:26:18,140 --> 05:26:19,560
Somebody's fucking sending those in.

4840
05:26:20,000 --> 05:26:21,360
Hi-Fi-Lowlife.

4841
05:26:21,440 --> 05:26:22,320
Thank you very much.

4842
05:26:22,420 --> 05:26:23,500
I hope you're getting on while you say...

4843
05:26:23,500 --> 05:26:24,060
I love you, Francis.

4844
05:26:24,100 --> 05:26:26,740
But your taste in games is atrocious.

4845
05:26:27,840 --> 05:26:28,820
Let's have a look at this.

4846
05:26:28,820 --> 05:26:29,340
Right now.

4847
05:26:29,680 --> 05:26:30,160
Okay, bye.

4848
05:26:31,580 --> 05:26:32,400
Okay, bye.

4849
05:26:33,140 --> 05:26:36,040
I'm driving along the freeway at 55 miles an hour.

4850
05:26:36,140 --> 05:26:39,440
Yet thanks to computers, I'm able to carry on a normal phone conversation.

4851
05:26:40,220 --> 05:26:42,800
It doesn't look normal to me, man.

4852
05:26:43,160 --> 05:26:44,400
And you have no belt on.

4853
05:26:44,500 --> 05:26:46,800
This cellular telephone depends on computers...

4854
05:26:46,800 --> 05:26:48,460
To hand off my conversation...

4855
05:26:48,460 --> 05:26:50,060
From one relay station to another.

4856
05:26:50,520 --> 05:26:52,880
It's just one example of how computers and telephones...

4857
05:26:52,880 --> 05:26:54,220
Are working together now...

4858
05:26:54,220 --> 05:26:56,260
To bring us a whole new array of technologies.

4859
05:26:56,860 --> 05:26:58,220
Today, we take a look...

4860
05:26:58,220 --> 05:27:03,180
Frisco Stew, thank you very much.

4861
05:27:03,800 --> 05:27:06,560
Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel.

4862
05:27:06,980 --> 05:27:08,760
We're going to the Stew house.

4863
05:27:09,120 --> 05:27:11,200
We're going to make a real...

4864
05:27:11,200 --> 05:27:12,040
A good time.

4865
05:27:12,900 --> 05:27:14,840
Computers and communications...

4866
05:27:14,840 --> 05:27:16,920
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

4867
05:27:18,500 --> 05:27:20,640
Got a little bit shaky at the end there.

4868
05:27:21,000 --> 05:27:23,780
And Stew did seem a bit intense, it's true, as to Tesco.

4869
05:27:24,280 --> 05:27:27,060
It is an intense situation with Stew.

4870
05:27:27,160 --> 05:27:28,580
Imagine being in the car with Stew.

4871
05:27:29,360 --> 05:27:31,380
It just feels like you're in the car with Stew...

4872
05:27:31,380 --> 05:27:33,040
When he's driving you somewhere...

4873
05:27:33,040 --> 05:27:37,020
And he's on the phone, he's letting you know about computers...

4874
05:27:37,020 --> 05:27:41,260
And their role in telecommunications and telemetry.

4875
05:27:41,260 --> 05:27:44,280
...to bring us a whole new array of technologies.

4876
05:27:44,900 --> 05:27:47,120
Today, we take a look at computers and communications...

4877
05:27:47,960 --> 05:27:49,980
On this edition of the Computer Chronicles.

4878
05:27:50,760 --> 05:28:16,460
The Computer Chronicles is brought to you in part by McGraw-Hill.

4879
05:28:16,780 --> 05:28:19,700
Lovely compression on that fucking microphone...

4880
05:28:19,700 --> 05:28:23,360
Or a host sound fucking compression on that.

4881
05:28:23,460 --> 05:28:24,840
It's very nice.

4882
05:28:24,920 --> 05:28:26,920
And the intro music does indeed slap.

4883
05:28:27,620 --> 05:28:29,120
McGraw-Hill did a great job.

4884
05:28:29,200 --> 05:28:30,900
Publishers of Popular Computing.

4885
05:28:31,240 --> 05:28:38,540
The magazine that gives readers an understanding of the technology and applications of microcomputers and software...

4886
05:28:38,540 --> 05:28:40,200
In office, home, and...

4887
05:28:40,200 --> 05:28:44,780
If the proof is in the pudding, then the power is in the applications.

4888
05:28:45,060 --> 05:28:45,580
Classroom.

4889
05:28:51,920 --> 05:28:53,520
Welcome to the Computer Chronicles.

4890
05:28:53,620 --> 05:28:55,620
I'm Stuart Shiffey and this is Gary Kildall.

4891
05:28:56,240 --> 05:28:59,820
And Gary, this nifty little device I have here is actually a computer terminal.

4892
05:29:00,440 --> 05:29:04,760
I'm right now accessing a Mini in Washington via satellite and FM transmission.

4893
05:29:05,240 --> 05:29:10,080
And I can actually ask the computer back there in Washington for some stock quotes, for example.

4894
05:29:10,740 --> 05:29:12,420
Great, great finger work.

4895
05:29:13,020 --> 05:29:14,380
Did we watch this the other day?

4896
05:29:15,960 --> 05:29:20,100
It's like he had the exact same intro the other day, but with another shitty device.

4897
05:29:21,040 --> 05:29:24,440
Oh yeah, it was another LCD screen device.

4898
05:29:24,620 --> 05:29:28,480
Like a calculator that was the size of a credit card you could fit in your wallet or something.

4899
05:29:28,520 --> 05:29:32,500
See right now information that I'm getting through this computer out of Washington.

4900
05:29:32,720 --> 05:29:36,400
This is a good example of a computer and there's an antenna communications.

4901
05:29:37,100 --> 05:29:38,960
In general, Gary, how do those two technologies...

4902
05:29:40,040 --> 05:29:41,960
Handheld stock checking devices.

4903
05:29:42,640 --> 05:29:43,660
...complement each other.

4904
05:29:43,660 --> 05:29:45,040
This is a very good example of that.

4905
05:29:45,040 --> 05:29:48,840
In the days of the timesharing, we shared computer resources and data.

4906
05:29:49,240 --> 05:29:53,180
But personal computers brought a lot of that computing and the personal data right onto your desk.

4907
05:29:53,260 --> 05:29:56,800
And personal data are things like your letters and your spreadsheets and the programs that you've written.

4908
05:29:57,160 --> 05:29:58,620
But a lot of data can't be personalized.

4909
05:29:58,820 --> 05:30:05,280
There are things like large and changing databases, electronic mail, a variety of these things that are dynamically changing every day.

4910
05:30:05,660 --> 05:30:07,440
Now that's where communications is really important.

4911
05:30:07,540 --> 05:30:11,440
With a personal computer, then it lets you get at that information that's dynamically changing

4912
05:30:11,440 --> 05:30:13,340
that can't be locally generated or produced.

4913
05:30:13,340 --> 05:30:17,240
On today's program, we're going to see how you can use a touch-tone phone as a computer...

4914
05:30:17,240 --> 05:30:19,040
No further questions asked.

4915
05:30:19,220 --> 05:30:19,760
...computer terminal.

4916
05:30:19,980 --> 05:30:25,380
We'll watch color graphics being transmitted on a phone line and we'll visit AT&T's Bell Labs in New Jersey.

4917
05:30:25,620 --> 05:30:29,900
Let's begin first with a background look at what's been happening with computers and communications.

4918
05:30:31,960 --> 05:30:35,860
The link between computers and communication is a natural one.

4919
05:30:35,860 --> 05:30:44,340
Early computers were fast electromechanical switching devices, often relying on the same simple relays used by the telephone company.

4920
05:30:44,340 --> 05:30:50,460
The soft clicking of relay switches was audible proof that messages were being transmitted.

4921
05:30:50,460 --> 05:30:54,700
But faster and denser signals were the key to faster communication.

4922
05:30:55,360 --> 05:31:02,100
And today, what the integrated circuit did for the computer, fiber optics, and digital code are doing for the telephone.

4923
05:31:02,220 --> 05:31:02,860
Sweet.

4924
05:31:02,860 --> 05:31:18,300
As part of a nationwide experiment, Eastern Pennsylvania is being wired with a fiber optic network capable of transmitting 1.7 billion bits of data per second, or about 170,000 simultaneous conversations.

4925
05:31:19,460 --> 05:31:23,360
Lasers transmit the data in pulses representing digital bits.

4926
05:31:23,900 --> 05:31:36,660
Since there is no need to translate digital to analog signals, the fibers can carry computer data just as easily as voice data.

4927
05:31:37,260 --> 05:31:39,480
Your phone line becomes a computer network.

4928
05:31:40,100 --> 05:31:45,560
Customers taking part in the Harrisburg experiment can choose some remarkably intelligent telephones.

4929
05:31:46,240 --> 05:31:52,600
One attachment features an LCD readout that gives you the number of the person calling you and stores calls.

4930
05:31:52,600 --> 05:31:56,020
I don't know if you just clocked that.

4931
05:31:56,240 --> 05:31:58,280
A real back chair slider.

4932
05:32:00,740 --> 05:32:13,480
It's none other than that comedian who did the Google whack, Gorman, Dave Gorman, from another time in his life as a backslide chair user.

4933
05:32:13,940 --> 05:32:15,880
It's effortless and it's grace.

4934
05:32:16,000 --> 05:32:21,000
It gives you the number of the person calling you and stores calls as they accumulate during your absence.

4935
05:32:21,600 --> 05:32:25,020
There are phones that remember the last call you dialed or the one you just missed.

4936
05:32:25,020 --> 05:32:29,240
And you can program your phone to identify callers with programmed rings.

4937
05:32:29,740 --> 05:32:36,000
The system is also capable of tracing a call and will even reject calls from people you would rather avoid.

4938
05:32:36,740 --> 05:32:43,560
While some of these arcane services may not suit everyone, they point the way towards a new era in telecommunications.

4939
05:32:44,160 --> 05:32:48,000
Computers inside telephones and telephones inside computers.

4940
05:32:50,500 --> 05:32:53,160
Computers inside teleputers.

4941
05:32:58,160 --> 05:33:03,260
Get ready for a lovely slice of stock phone coming up.

4942
05:33:03,840 --> 05:33:04,900
Pure stock hammer.

4943
05:33:05,900 --> 05:33:07,500
You want the latest stocks?

4944
05:33:07,920 --> 05:33:09,300
You've got to get the stock phone.

4945
05:33:09,380 --> 05:33:11,720
It's probably wired up to the Bloomberg terminal.

4946
05:33:18,520 --> 05:33:20,960
With us now in the studio is William Gillis.

4947
05:33:21,100 --> 05:33:25,400
Bill is executive vice president of Schwab Technology Services, a division of Charles Schwab and Company.

4948
05:33:26,280 --> 05:33:26,680
Schwab!

4949
05:33:27,380 --> 05:33:29,420
Schwab Technology is after you.

4950
05:33:30,540 --> 05:33:33,880
Executive vice president, Billy Gillis.

4951
05:33:34,000 --> 05:33:37,660
Bill has been with RCA, the Bell System, and Mattel Electronics.

4952
05:33:37,660 --> 05:33:39,120
Next to Bill is Bob Metcalf.

4953
05:33:39,420 --> 05:33:43,040
Bob, the founder and chairman of 3Com Corporation, a PC networking company.

4954
05:33:43,500 --> 05:33:46,940
Bob was formerly with Xerox PARC, and Bob is the inventor of Ethernet.

4955
05:33:47,600 --> 05:33:47,720
Bob?

4956
05:33:48,060 --> 05:33:48,420
Whoa.

4957
05:33:49,000 --> 05:33:55,280
Just right off the fucking bat there, he invented Ethernet.

4958
05:33:55,560 --> 05:33:58,380
Something that's just widely available in the world now.

4959
05:33:58,480 --> 05:33:59,480
Everybody knows about it.

4960
05:33:59,480 --> 05:34:00,860
You just plug it into your modem.

4961
05:34:01,800 --> 05:34:09,540
Never would we have thought that we would one day be able to watch an interview which had been kept by Stu for posterity,

4962
05:34:09,700 --> 05:34:13,300
given away to the Internet Archive for free use,

4963
05:34:13,860 --> 05:34:23,840
and then we would get to see the man, the genius, the mind behind Cat5 Cables, or Cat1, whatever they were called, Ethernet.

4964
05:34:23,940 --> 05:34:27,540
You know, there seems to be two classes of users, I guess, of personal computers,

4965
05:34:27,620 --> 05:34:29,980
those that are used in the business and office and the individual.

4966
05:34:30,120 --> 05:34:34,560
And as individuals, we seem to have inherited the phone system as our way of communication.

4967
05:34:34,940 --> 05:34:37,120
Is this going to place any really inherent limitations on...

4968
05:34:37,760 --> 05:34:39,140
Like Gary's enthusiasm.

4969
05:34:39,420 --> 05:34:42,160
...and what we can do with computer communications.

4970
05:34:42,680 --> 05:34:45,480
Well, our personal computers are getting smarter and smarter very quickly,

4971
05:34:45,540 --> 05:34:50,720
and as they do so, they want to communicate more and more information in the 100-year-old telephone network.

4972
05:34:50,720 --> 05:34:52,120
And look at the hair as well.

4973
05:34:52,180 --> 05:34:57,200
It's a real lovely fucking coiffured thatch.

4974
05:34:57,920 --> 05:35:03,040
It's a real fucking Mark Thatcher organized coup in Africa job.

4975
05:35:03,040 --> 05:35:04,620
Work is beginning to be stressed.

4976
05:35:05,140 --> 05:35:06,200
Is this going to be improved?

4977
05:35:06,320 --> 05:35:09,920
Is there going to be improvements in the rates at which we can communicate?

4978
05:35:10,100 --> 05:35:10,460
Absolutely.

4979
05:35:10,660 --> 05:35:15,900
There's a lot of progress being made among the telephone companies to increase the amount of data they can carry,

4980
05:35:16,060 --> 05:35:19,200
but also cable TV companies and other means are being developed as well.

4981
05:35:19,420 --> 05:35:23,520
Explain, Bob, the importance of moving to a digital rather than an analog kind of phone system.

4982
05:35:25,200 --> 05:35:25,640
...and a digital log.

4983
05:35:25,640 --> 05:35:31,820
Starting 10 or 15 years ago, digital electronics began to reduce the cost of voice communication,

4984
05:35:31,820 --> 05:35:35,900
but now more and more by going digital, not only are you reducing costs,

4985
05:35:35,900 --> 05:35:39,280
but you're providing communication more suited to computer communication.

4986
05:35:39,280 --> 05:35:39,740
Mm-hmm.

4987
05:35:39,740 --> 05:35:43,920
And Bill, you have an example here of how we do the kind of thing Bob was talking about.

4988
05:35:44,020 --> 05:35:47,540
Start off with, I think, what you call Schwab quotes in that telephone.

4989
05:35:47,540 --> 05:35:48,020
Schwab?

4990
05:35:48,020 --> 05:35:53,440
Sure, it's a telephone-based stock quotation and news service that's accessible from any touchtone.

4991
05:35:53,640 --> 05:36:02,320
I think a lot of people that are guests on the Computer Chronicles look like fake people that have been made for the show,

4992
05:36:02,540 --> 05:36:12,200
and this guy does fit the bill as someone who does look like he has been manufactured in the hair and makeup department

4993
05:36:12,200 --> 05:36:14,860
and fucking costume department.

4994
05:36:14,860 --> 05:36:16,620
A telephone. I could give you an example of that.

4995
05:36:16,620 --> 05:36:18,620
Please.

4996
05:36:18,620 --> 05:36:22,800
I'll quickly dial in to our system, although you can dial from any touchtone telephone.

4997
05:36:22,800 --> 05:36:25,800
You don't need a special phone like the one that I'm using today.

4998
05:36:25,800 --> 05:36:32,140
Welcome to the Schwab Quotes service. Please enter your account number.

4999
05:36:32,140 --> 05:36:34,140
My account number.

5000
05:36:34,140 --> 05:36:36,180
Now enter your password.

5001
05:36:36,180 --> 05:36:38,240
And my password.

5002
05:36:38,240 --> 05:36:44,420
So you're basically using just a telephone as a kind of computer terminal to access another computer's database.

5003
05:36:44,420 --> 05:36:45,420
That's exactly right.

5004
05:36:45,420 --> 05:36:47,420
So you can place your order.

5005
05:36:47,420 --> 05:37:01,420
They do. They all look... All the people on it, Luke Steele has it. They all look like Guess Who characters. Maybe apart from Stuart and Gary, but everybody who gets on the show usually does have one of those Guess Who faces.

5006
05:37:01,420 --> 05:37:09,600
I wonder if Guess Who the actual board game was made in the 1980s. And then they decided we're just going to keep these faces.

5007
05:37:09,600 --> 05:37:19,780
You can transfer to a broker, but I can actually buy or sell with the telephone.

5008
05:37:19,780 --> 05:37:24,960
Now you have a computer based version of this also. Is that true? That you're going to show us.

5009
05:37:24,960 --> 05:37:37,960
That's correct. And that one will allow you to actually buy or sell. I can show you that. You can do actual research. You can buy or sell stock or maintain your portfolio. In this case, I think I'll buy some of Bob's company.

5010
05:37:37,960 --> 05:37:45,040
Okay. So you're going to give us a demonstration of how you can use this software package to be your own broker in a sense?

5011
05:37:45,040 --> 05:37:49,740
That's correct. This package called the Equalizer that allows you to buy, sell, do your research.

5012
05:37:49,740 --> 05:38:19,700
I'll just call up a portfolio and put in a buy order by typing the letter B. C-O-M-S being Bob's company. And I'll buy his common stock by indicating an S and 100 shares. It's... Okay. You're not actually online yet. I'm not online yet. Some white hot computer action here. And that's why... And get a load of the sound of that mechanical keyboard. One of the beauties of the system. It allows you to format your orders before you actually go online, which saves in computer.

5013
05:38:19,700 --> 05:38:49,660
communications cost. And I don't know the cost of the product. So I will ask for the market price and then a day order, which I've now accepted. And at this point, I will actually sign online to actually buy the stock. Okay. Now this is a good example again of what we were talking about earlier in the sense that there's some local computing going on here, preparation of the order, getting it all set and ready to go. And then you use... You got to use your phone system to connect to a bigger computer system where the transactions actually

5014
05:38:49,660 --> 05:38:54,020
take place. The transactions themselves couldn't have been done locally in the personal computer

5015
05:38:54,020 --> 05:38:58,640
because of the large database. That's true. There's thousands upon thousands of stocks,

5016
05:38:58,820 --> 05:39:03,180
and that would overload the capacity of most small computers. Okay, Bill, you are online now,

5017
05:39:03,240 --> 05:39:08,000
and what's happening? Denzel, Michigan. Thank you very much for the tip. We're logging onto the

5018
05:39:08,000 --> 05:39:12,080
system now. It's actually sending in my trading password, which will be acknowledged. The system

5019
05:39:12,080 --> 05:39:17,420
now tells me that the last time I signed on was earlier this morning. It's receiving data back now,

5020
05:39:17,420 --> 05:39:22,360
which will allow me to continue the process and finalize placing the order. And what you're doing

5021
05:39:22,360 --> 05:39:27,040
here is not really sending an order to a broker somewhere. You're actually placing and executing

5022
05:39:27,040 --> 05:39:33,200
the order yourself. That's correct. I'm signed into our host computer. The order would be examined by a

5023
05:39:33,200 --> 05:39:40,540
broker who would then hit one key to forward it on to the exchanges. In this case, we're now online.

5024
05:39:40,540 --> 05:39:47,220
To finalize the transaction, I'll just hit two more keys. It's sending the request,

5025
05:39:47,220 --> 05:39:53,480
to buy Bob's company stock, receiving data back, acknowledging now that that has been done,

5026
05:39:53,940 --> 05:39:56,380
and the order has been placed in our host computer system.

5027
05:39:56,460 --> 05:40:01,540
Now, Bob, this is a really good example of using the current technology to make a good effect.

5028
05:40:01,680 --> 05:40:06,500
Where do you see this going in terms of just, say, an individual getting access to large databases?

5029
05:40:07,200 --> 05:40:11,220
Well, the computers are getting, as you well know, smarter and smarter,

5030
05:40:11,220 --> 05:40:15,380
and as they get smarter and smarter, their appetite for information grows dramatically.

5031
05:40:15,540 --> 05:40:22,000
So there's a lot of pressure on the telephone companies, again, to accommodate this greater appetite.

5032
05:40:22,000 --> 05:40:26,620
I think another area that's going to come strongly is the use of PCs,

5033
05:40:26,740 --> 05:40:29,880
not only for database access, as you just saw here, but electronic mail.

5034
05:40:30,920 --> 05:40:34,600
Now, Bob, we hear a lot about AT&T's role in the deregulation

5035
05:40:34,600 --> 05:40:38,020
and how important that may be to this merger of computers and communications.

5036
05:40:38,140 --> 05:40:40,520
How important was that deregulation in this technology?

5037
05:40:41,280 --> 05:40:46,700
The regulation tended to put a wet blanket on innovation.

5038
05:40:46,940 --> 05:40:49,740
I think now that a higher level of competition has been introduced, we can expect...

5039
05:40:49,740 --> 05:40:53,240
Just remember, guys, this guy invented Ethernet.

5040
05:40:53,640 --> 05:40:54,820
Might be a bit boring.

5041
05:40:55,080 --> 05:40:57,740
You might be trying to wonder what the hell is this all about,

5042
05:40:57,860 --> 05:41:00,100
but have that in the back of your mind.

5043
05:41:00,520 --> 05:41:01,420
Really makes you think.

5044
05:41:01,800 --> 05:41:05,560
The higher turnover of equipment to newer technologies,

5045
05:41:05,680 --> 05:41:08,120
particularly technologies suitable for computer communication.

5046
05:41:08,620 --> 05:41:10,800
Well, how about some alternate forms of communication?

5047
05:41:10,940 --> 05:41:13,140
We hear about satellite transmission and things of that sort.

5048
05:41:13,360 --> 05:41:15,940
Is that ever going to take place for an individual's role?

5049
05:41:16,080 --> 05:41:19,820
Say, we really get a high data rate transfer to an individual rather than, say, a corporation?

5050
05:41:20,720 --> 05:41:24,480
I think that's a little further out than you might like,

5051
05:41:24,600 --> 05:41:29,340
but there are a direct broadcast satellite to homes is coming up.

5052
05:41:29,400 --> 05:41:30,520
Of course, that's one way.

5053
05:41:30,680 --> 05:41:32,460
And so in order to use computer communication,

5054
05:41:32,560 --> 05:41:35,280
you have to go to the next step to have two-way direct broadcast satellite.

5055
05:41:35,460 --> 05:41:36,460
That's quite a bit in the future.

5056
05:41:37,120 --> 05:41:38,660
You mentioned also cable TV.

5057
05:41:38,660 --> 05:41:42,120
How do you see using cable TV transmission capability with regard to computers?

5058
05:41:43,180 --> 05:41:49,020
Well, television has either the pleasurable or the unpleasurable feature that it's one way.

5059
05:41:49,140 --> 05:41:52,100
That is, we're broadcasting information over TV in one direction.

5060
05:41:52,320 --> 05:41:53,480
Computers need two-way,

5061
05:41:53,600 --> 05:41:59,300
but now many ways are being found to apply the cable TV network to do two-way communication,

5062
05:41:59,400 --> 05:42:03,260
to get data to go through those cables both directions.

5063
05:42:03,260 --> 05:42:06,160
But I guess the real challenge then right now

5064
05:42:06,160 --> 05:42:09,480
is to use the existing telephone network to its best advantage then.

5065
05:42:09,820 --> 05:42:12,860
Well, this whole communication infrastructure is a vast investment,

5066
05:42:13,060 --> 05:42:15,260
and it's not the sort of thing you want to throw away in a day.

5067
05:42:15,380 --> 05:42:19,400
So it taxed our ingenuity to think of ways of using that installed base of equipment.

5068
05:42:19,940 --> 05:42:20,700
Gentlemen, thank you.

5069
05:42:20,760 --> 05:42:24,300
In just a minute, we're going to see how you can actually transmit color graphics over...

5070
05:42:24,300 --> 05:42:26,680
Well, what a shit-hot conversation that was.

5071
05:42:26,780 --> 05:42:29,520
I don't know what really was talked about, to be honest.

5072
05:42:29,520 --> 05:42:33,240
There was a graphical user interface for some stock machine,

5073
05:42:34,240 --> 05:42:37,740
and then just some speculating about where this was all going.

5074
05:42:38,360 --> 05:42:43,700
But you can see, even in 1984, the seeds of optimism had been sown,

5075
05:42:43,920 --> 05:42:50,500
and there was a lot of talk and, you know, imaginative people out there in the industry

5076
05:42:50,500 --> 05:42:57,020
trying to grapple with this technology, this nascent emerging technology of the internet,

5077
05:42:58,020 --> 05:43:00,720
the World Wide Web, where it was all going to go.

5078
05:43:01,540 --> 05:43:08,880
And optimism, of course, but I wonder, did they ever envisage that it would end up in a situation where the main sort of...

5079
05:43:08,880 --> 05:43:14,940
It's just become like a fast, fat pipe of shite information.

5080
05:43:16,440 --> 05:43:18,380
And there's too much of it as well.

5081
05:43:18,620 --> 05:43:24,440
Good information, but lots of shite as well, to the point where you are being smothered in information,

5082
05:43:24,440 --> 05:43:27,420
and we can't even fucking understand what's going on.

5083
05:43:27,520 --> 05:43:30,740
They might have been able to guess that, but it was a lot more of an innocent time.

5084
05:43:32,140 --> 05:43:34,360
You'd actually wonder, what the fuck...

5085
05:43:34,360 --> 05:43:37,980
If this is the level of communication that we've reached now in 2023,

5086
05:43:38,980 --> 05:43:40,560
and we're having problems with it,

5087
05:43:41,140 --> 05:43:43,920
what the fuck is it going to be like in 20 or 30 years' time?

5088
05:43:44,460 --> 05:43:46,520
Is there another technology that's going to come...

5089
05:43:46,520 --> 05:43:49,220
Is something bigger than the internet going to come along then?

5090
05:43:49,260 --> 05:43:53,640
Is it going to be like just a collective consciousness that we all have,

5091
05:43:53,720 --> 05:43:55,600
and we can send data to each other,

5092
05:43:56,500 --> 05:43:59,000
and know whether or not we're telling the truth and all that?

5093
05:43:59,100 --> 05:44:00,660
I mean, that's the next level,

5094
05:44:00,760 --> 05:44:04,480
and that's probably where it's going with Neuralink and all this sort of stuff as well.

5095
05:44:04,480 --> 05:44:08,040
We're a phone line, and we'll take a look at the newest machines from AT&T.

5096
05:44:08,300 --> 05:44:09,040
So stay with us.

5097
05:44:09,600 --> 05:44:11,100
AT&T, thank you very much.

5098
05:44:11,220 --> 05:44:13,840
And Frisky Stew, thank you very much for your tip there.

5099
05:44:13,840 --> 05:44:32,600
AT&T's famous Bell Labs in New Jersey,

5100
05:44:33,040 --> 05:44:35,440
home of countless technological innovations,

5101
05:44:35,980 --> 05:44:37,840
but mostly in the field of communications,

5102
05:44:38,320 --> 05:44:41,940
for up until last year, AT&T was the phone company.

5103
05:44:41,940 --> 05:44:44,700
But now with deregulation and divestiture,

5104
05:44:45,080 --> 05:44:47,160
AT&T is free to move into other ventures,

5105
05:44:47,520 --> 05:44:51,180
and one of its first and biggest new ventures is the move into computers.

5106
05:44:51,820 --> 05:44:54,500
That was a quick cut right there into your man here.

5107
05:44:55,040 --> 05:44:56,680
Another guess-who character,

5108
05:44:56,820 --> 05:44:59,440
but look at the way Stew wields the phone there,

5109
05:44:59,760 --> 05:45:03,440
like it were a weapon he was about to bash someone's skull in with.

5110
05:45:05,980 --> 05:45:08,360
Tonight at nine on Dispatches.

5111
05:45:09,940 --> 05:45:11,200
The phone man.

5112
05:45:11,200 --> 05:45:15,880
But now it's first.

5113
05:45:15,880 --> 05:45:21,760
Heritage will bring to the computer user the.

5114
05:45:22,460 --> 05:45:23,720
Stephen Bauman.

5115
05:45:24,040 --> 05:45:25,180
Is he going to look up at us,

5116
05:45:25,220 --> 05:45:26,960
or is he going to keep staring at his desk?

5117
05:45:26,960 --> 05:45:30,780
The ability to have these computers converse with each other.

5118
05:45:30,780 --> 05:45:31,740
He is going to look at us.

5119
05:45:31,740 --> 05:45:34,780
In a natural way, in a friendly way,

5120
05:45:35,180 --> 05:45:38,980
and make processing and data communications as easy as voice...

5121
05:45:38,980 --> 05:45:41,780
Great noddy shot there that was taken afterwards.

5122
05:45:41,780 --> 05:45:42,980
In a friendly way.

5123
05:45:42,980 --> 05:45:45,780
And it make...

5124
05:45:45,780 --> 05:45:50,900
You just sat across from you nodding in agreement.

5125
05:45:51,120 --> 05:46:00,420
Processing and data communications as easy as voice telephony has been made by AT&T and by the direct distance dialing network and other advances such as these.

5126
05:46:01,360 --> 05:46:09,740
AT&T's new machines represent a different approach from its first computer products, relying instead on the communications giant's traditional strength, data transmission.

5127
05:46:10,040 --> 05:46:11,920
At the top of the line is the new seven...

5128
05:46:11,920 --> 05:46:14,440
Size of that fucking sovereign ring.

5129
05:46:14,440 --> 05:46:16,320
Are they still in fashion nowadays?

5130
05:46:16,320 --> 05:46:17,220
Do people wear them?

5131
05:46:17,220 --> 05:46:24,660
Or is it only like people say between the ages of 45 and death?

5132
05:46:25,600 --> 05:46:28,820
Or are even that age group gone?

5133
05:46:28,820 --> 05:46:29,720
Ah, do you know what?

5134
05:46:29,980 --> 05:46:30,580
Fuck it off.

5135
05:46:30,600 --> 05:46:32,280
It's not that fashionable or trendy anymore.

5136
05:46:33,280 --> 05:46:35,360
7300 called the Unix PC.

5137
05:46:35,360 --> 05:46:36,980
It's a Super Bowl ring.

5138
05:46:37,440 --> 05:46:40,020
Designed for multi-user, multitasking applications.

5139
05:46:40,660 --> 05:46:46,360
It features the overlapping windows of the Macintosh, a Unix operating system, and a telephone manager.

5140
05:46:46,360 --> 05:46:53,180
We have given the user, presented this to the user in a way that communications becomes a natural modality at last.

5141
05:46:53,820 --> 05:47:03,320
We've taken the telephony, the just plain old phone, hooked it into the machine such that...

5142
05:47:03,320 --> 05:47:03,920
What was that?

5143
05:47:04,920 --> 05:47:09,580
The cameraman wasn't, or woman, wasn't ready for the shot development there.

5144
05:47:09,800 --> 05:47:11,420
So we don't really know what he did there.

5145
05:47:11,420 --> 05:47:19,660
Phone, hooked it into the machine such that the user really can control who they're calling.

5146
05:47:19,760 --> 05:47:23,140
For example, a telephone call would come in.

5147
05:47:23,200 --> 05:47:29,000
You can put the name of the person who called, and you can have a whole history of your last five conversations with that person.

5148
05:47:29,420 --> 05:47:29,780
Wow.

5149
05:47:30,020 --> 05:47:37,420
The computer's telephone with a memory and electronic mail are designed to interface with AT&T's new one megabit network,

5150
05:47:37,780 --> 05:47:40,780
providing fast, all-digital transmission of both...

5151
05:47:40,780 --> 05:47:47,040
Just look at the liquid smooth insertion there of that Ethernet cable, the likes of which we've...

5152
05:47:47,040 --> 05:47:51,280
We're only just after having an interview with the creator of it, but...

5153
05:47:51,280 --> 05:47:55,020
You can just imagine the click and the pop as that...

5154
05:47:56,220 --> 05:48:00,140
...is nestled, and it's sat right snugly inside its seat.

5155
05:48:01,200 --> 05:48:04,300
And see that little bit of plastic there that does the clicking?

5156
05:48:04,800 --> 05:48:05,740
This little bit here.

5157
05:48:08,940 --> 05:48:15,600
I have a cable there in a box, and both ends of them are missing those bits, so it's hardly usable.

5158
05:48:17,200 --> 05:48:20,200
A bit of fucking Ethernet trivia there.

5159
05:48:20,200 --> 05:48:26,700
...doll transmission of both voice and data simultaneously. Goodbye modem. Hello, Unix.

5160
05:48:27,400 --> 05:48:27,700
It matches...

5161
05:48:27,700 --> 05:48:32,640
Hello, Unix. Steve Bowman's suit. Thank you very much for the tip.

5162
05:48:32,640 --> 05:48:40,120
The needs of the user to the interface, and it does this by integrating all the communications in a way that it's at your fingertips.

5163
05:48:40,860 --> 05:48:48,520
I just wanted to see what the text was on the screen there. CSS chart. File folder chart. Multiplan spreadsheet.

5164
05:48:49,520 --> 05:48:54,180
I wonder, can you still get monitors that only have, like, green like this.

5165
05:48:56,180 --> 05:48:57,180
Document chart. Line chart.

5166
05:48:57,180 --> 05:49:01,020
And it does this by integrating all the communications in a way that...

5167
05:49:01,020 --> 05:49:08,680
I've been thinking about re-skinning my Windows 11 or Windows 10. I think I'm still running Windows 10 on this PC.

5168
05:49:08,680 --> 05:49:15,020
Just re-skinning it. I'd like to have a user interface that is that of Windows 95 or 98.

5169
05:49:15,680 --> 05:49:23,340
But, um, I've heard some stories about how it just isn't great for the fucking, uh, running new programs and all that kind of stuff.

5170
05:49:23,340 --> 05:49:25,340
But I'm thinking about it anyway.

5171
05:49:25,340 --> 05:49:31,340
And I'll be sure to keep you updated with any changes I make to the layout of my Windows system.

5172
05:49:31,340 --> 05:49:32,340
That it's at your fingertips.

5173
05:49:32,340 --> 05:49:33,340
Going forward.

5174
05:49:33,340 --> 05:49:38,340
And it's as easy as dialing a phone to use the... to use a very powerful computer.

5175
05:49:38,340 --> 05:49:43,340
Now, it's implemented with the Unix operating system. But to me that's a...

5176
05:49:43,340 --> 05:49:48,340
Did 98 a few years ago. Not good. Also the blue-green standard background did my eyes in. Right?

5177
05:49:48,340 --> 05:49:50,340
That's a detail. That's our... that's our magic.

5178
05:49:50,340 --> 05:49:55,340
Just goes to... I'm looking at it through kind of rose-tinted nostalgia glasses.

5179
05:49:55,340 --> 05:50:00,340
But it did seem just a lot more simple back in the day. But then again, computers could do fuck all back then anyway.

5180
05:50:00,340 --> 05:50:02,340
So it was simple. That's why it was simple.

5181
05:50:02,340 --> 05:50:03,340
Magic.

5182
05:50:03,340 --> 05:50:07,340
Some industry watchers have characterized the next computer era as a better...

5183
05:50:07,340 --> 05:50:14,340
...battle between two giants. IBM and the phone company. But AT&T doesn't see it that way.

5184
05:50:14,340 --> 05:50:19,340
Yes, IBM's a competitor. But I don't think it's a battle of the titans in terms of the...

5185
05:50:19,340 --> 05:50:23,340
...of the way people say it. I think it's really in... in some ways...

5186
05:50:23,340 --> 05:50:27,340
...um... a real advantage for the US to...

5187
05:50:27,340 --> 05:50:32,340
...to allow two very strong companies like AT&T and IBM...

5188
05:50:32,340 --> 05:50:39,340
...uh... to prepare for the real onslaught and that's of the Japanese... uh... of the Japanese computing.

5189
05:50:39,340 --> 05:50:41,340
The Japanese are coming.

5190
05:50:41,340 --> 05:50:47,340
In fact, the challenge from Japan points out a basic difference between the Japanese and American styles of distributing data.

5191
05:50:47,340 --> 05:50:51,340
While Japanese research gives high priority to making mainframes more friendly...

5192
05:50:51,340 --> 05:50:54,340
...Americans take a more local approach.

5193
05:50:54,340 --> 05:51:00,340
The worry was that Japan was going to fucking develop the... the computers...

5194
05:51:00,340 --> 05:51:02,340
...and then take over and have a global...

5195
05:51:02,340 --> 05:51:07,340
...hegemonic computerized stranglehold on world computing.

5196
05:51:07,340 --> 05:51:11,340
...because they'd had a post-war boom and they were good at making stuff.

5197
05:51:11,340 --> 05:51:12,340
Technological.

5198
05:51:12,340 --> 05:51:14,340
But, um...

5199
05:51:14,340 --> 05:51:16,340
...I think, uh...

5200
05:51:16,340 --> 05:51:18,340
...then when Microsoft...

5201
05:51:18,340 --> 05:51:21,340
...came into the situation room, it was game over.

5202
05:51:21,340 --> 05:51:22,340
Apparently.

5203
05:51:22,340 --> 05:51:25,340
And that was a deal that in some ways was...

5204
05:51:25,340 --> 05:51:27,340
...and it was facilitated or at least...

5205
05:51:27,340 --> 05:51:29,340
...along its route to happening.

5206
05:51:29,340 --> 05:51:30,340
Windows becoming the behemoth.

5207
05:51:30,340 --> 05:51:34,340
Gary Kildall was involved at some stage.

5208
05:51:34,340 --> 05:51:36,340
Or at least his ideas were...

5209
05:51:36,340 --> 05:51:38,340
...usurped and repurposed.

5210
05:51:38,340 --> 05:51:42,340
Maybe even retrofitted to suit Bill Gates's...

5211
05:51:42,340 --> 05:51:44,340
...agenda.

5212
05:51:44,340 --> 05:51:48,340
US people are fiercely independent and they like to be autonomous.

5213
05:51:48,340 --> 05:51:52,340
And to me that says that they need control over their data.

5214
05:51:52,340 --> 05:51:55,340
What a... what a brilliant, noddy shot there.

5215
05:51:55,340 --> 05:51:56,340
That's... that's a classic.

5216
05:51:56,340 --> 05:51:57,340
That's a classic.

5217
05:51:57,340 --> 05:51:59,340
The bad news is what we've done is we've created...

5218
05:51:59,340 --> 05:52:01,340
...millions of islands...

5219
05:52:01,340 --> 05:52:02,340
The bad news.

5220
05:52:02,340 --> 05:52:03,340
...of...

5221
05:52:03,340 --> 05:52:04,340
...controll over their data.

5222
05:52:04,340 --> 05:52:07,340
The bad news is what we've done is we've created...

5223
05:52:07,340 --> 05:52:08,340
...millions of islands...

5224
05:52:08,340 --> 05:52:09,340
The bad news.

5225
05:52:09,340 --> 05:52:11,340
...of computing that must be linked together.

5226
05:52:11,340 --> 05:52:14,340
Once we solve that basic problem of making things really...

5227
05:52:14,340 --> 05:52:15,340
Same... same shot again.

5228
05:52:15,340 --> 05:52:16,340
...friendly.

5229
05:52:16,340 --> 05:52:18,340
Everyone likes to talk about friendly user and funny use.

5230
05:52:18,340 --> 05:52:19,340
But really friendly.

5231
05:52:19,340 --> 05:52:20,340
You know, natural languages.

5232
05:52:20,340 --> 05:52:22,340
Easy to communicate.

5233
05:52:22,340 --> 05:52:23,340
It's problem-oriented.

5234
05:52:23,340 --> 05:52:26,340
It solves my problem in the way I think about it.

5235
05:52:26,340 --> 05:52:27,340
Once we...

5236
05:52:27,340 --> 05:52:29,340
Your rhetoric will smother you.

5237
05:52:29,340 --> 05:52:30,340
Thank you very much for the tip.

5238
05:52:30,340 --> 05:52:32,340
Smothered rhetoric.

5239
05:52:32,340 --> 05:52:33,340
Solve that problem.

5240
05:52:33,340 --> 05:52:36,340
The explosion in...

5241
05:52:36,340 --> 05:52:39,340
...what people have called the explosion in the last three years in computing...

5242
05:52:39,340 --> 05:52:42,340
...will basically look like a foothill.

5243
05:52:42,340 --> 05:52:47,340
AT&T seems well positioned to be a major player in the field of computers and communications...

5244
05:52:47,340 --> 05:52:50,340
...having added computers to its communications expertise.

5245
05:52:50,340 --> 05:52:53,340
But IBM has added communications to its computer expertise.

5246
05:52:53,340 --> 05:52:54,340
Wow!

5247
05:52:54,340 --> 05:53:01,340
Just the white background with Stu in front of it really, really hammers home the thatch.

5248
05:53:01,340 --> 05:53:02,340
It's just...

5249
05:53:02,340 --> 05:53:03,340
It's like a...

5250
05:53:03,340 --> 05:53:05,340
It's like a fucking warm...

5251
05:53:05,340 --> 05:53:08,340
...friendly hairy fucking bed.

5252
05:53:08,340 --> 05:53:13,340
...expertise by acquiring Rome Corporation, a major telecommunications firm.

5253
05:53:13,340 --> 05:53:16,340
Robin Garthwaite has more on the IBM...

5254
05:53:16,340 --> 05:53:18,340
Robin Garthwaite is after you.

5255
05:53:18,340 --> 05:53:19,340
...Rome connection.

5256
05:53:19,340 --> 05:53:22,340
He could be on a Roman coin.

5257
05:53:22,340 --> 05:53:23,340
It's complex in its simplicity.

5258
05:53:23,340 --> 05:53:24,340
And here we have...

5259
05:53:24,340 --> 05:53:25,340
Robin Garthwaite.

5260
05:53:25,340 --> 05:53:29,340
Robin Garthwaite has more on the IBM Roam connection.

5261
05:53:29,340 --> 05:53:30,340
Opening the lines of communication.

5262
05:53:30,340 --> 05:53:31,340
That's what Roam...

5263
05:53:31,340 --> 05:53:33,340
Roam Corporation and Santa Clara are after you.

5264
05:53:33,340 --> 05:53:36,340
Roam Corporation and other telecommunications companies are helping the computer user to do.

5265
05:53:36,340 --> 05:53:38,340
Now, logging onto a database can be done by...

5266
05:53:38,340 --> 05:53:39,340
...and the computer user to do.

5267
05:53:39,340 --> 05:53:40,340
...and the computer user to do.

5268
05:53:40,340 --> 05:53:41,340
Now, logging onto a database can be done by...

5269
05:53:41,340 --> 05:53:42,340
...the computer user to do.

5270
05:53:42,340 --> 05:53:43,340
...and the computer user to do.

5271
05:53:43,340 --> 05:53:44,340
...and the computer user to do.

5272
05:53:44,340 --> 05:53:45,340
...and the computer user to do.

5273
05:53:45,340 --> 05:53:46,340
...and the computer user to do.

5274
05:53:46,340 --> 05:53:47,340
...and the computer user to do.

5275
05:53:47,340 --> 05:53:48,340
...and the computer user to do.

5276
05:53:48,340 --> 05:53:49,340
...and the computer user to do.

5277
05:53:49,340 --> 05:53:54,340
Now, logging onto a database can be done with the touch of a single button.

5278
05:53:54,340 --> 05:53:57,340
And voice and data calls can take place at the same time.

5279
05:53:57,340 --> 05:54:01,340
We are trying to make accessing data...

5280
05:54:01,340 --> 05:54:03,340
I'm liking Joanne Yates' style.

5281
05:54:03,340 --> 05:54:06,340
That neckerchief or whatever the fuck it's...

5282
05:54:06,340 --> 05:54:07,340
...that she has on.

5283
05:54:07,340 --> 05:54:08,340
It's a great piece.

5284
05:54:08,340 --> 05:54:11,340
...as easy as making a phone call.

5285
05:54:11,340 --> 05:54:12,340
That is...

5286
05:54:12,340 --> 05:54:17,340
Right now, no one thinks twice about picking up their phone and calling someone anywhere in the world.

5287
05:54:17,340 --> 05:54:22,340
It's much more difficult to do that when you want to call any computer anywhere in the world.

5288
05:54:22,340 --> 05:54:26,340
And the goal is to make it as simple as possible.

5289
05:54:26,340 --> 05:54:30,340
Don't you know that Roam wasn't building Sheffey.

5290
05:54:30,340 --> 05:54:33,340
...those things without having to sacrifice one for the other.

5291
05:54:33,340 --> 05:54:38,340
Products such as Roam Cedar give the user not only personal computer capabilities,

5292
05:54:38,340 --> 05:54:42,340
but also highly developed telecommunication functions.

5293
05:54:42,340 --> 05:54:51,340
And these products are really designed for the communication intensive knowledge worker who can't afford to have to say,

5294
05:54:51,340 --> 05:54:54,340
"I can't get any phone calls. I can't make any phone calls. I'm on the computer right now."

5295
05:54:54,340 --> 05:55:05,340
The fact that personal computers are becoming more commonplace and people want to do more with them is just putting more and more pressure on the telecommunications industry to respond to that.

5296
05:55:05,340 --> 05:55:08,340
New products, new ideas.

5297
05:55:08,340 --> 05:55:11,340
Very, very loud water feature there.

5298
05:55:11,340 --> 05:55:28,340
I think they've mic'd her up though, because we can hear beyond this, but they might also be using a second audio feed from the fucking water feature, which is just too extravagant to be any use at all to anyone.

5299
05:55:28,340 --> 05:55:31,340
In the telecommunications field there doesn't seem to be a limit.

5300
05:55:31,340 --> 05:55:40,340
But having this much power can present a problem. I think I just ordered a pizza in 15 states. This is Robin Garthwaite for the Computer Chronicles.

5301
05:55:40,340 --> 05:55:56,340
And that was a pretty ominous second zoom in. Never go for a second zoom unless you're trying to do some sort of comedy fucking statement there, because they zoomed into her and then it was a bit too much. Like she was going to deliver a fucking killer blow or something.

5302
05:55:56,340 --> 05:56:06,340
Doesn't seem to be a limit. But having this much power can present a problem. I think I just ordered a pizza in 15 states. This is Robin Garthwaite for the Computer Chronicles.

5303
05:56:06,340 --> 05:56:18,340
Jerry Seinfeld is after you. Stuart it appears that. In the, in the ILEC center. But for at least this point in time, the big question is how do we get the most out of our existing telephone network?

5304
05:56:18,340 --> 05:56:34,340
Well Gary, I think we have a pretty good example of how you do something pretty impressive with the phone company. Let me introduce Glenn Albinger. Glenn is the director of software systems for the Computer Colour Works in Sausalito. Great stuff there. Pure Credence Clearwater fucking revivalistics. Real Leonard Skinner vibes.

5305
05:56:34,340 --> 05:56:42,340
And next to Glenn is Barry Marjoram, Vice President for Defense Systems Marketing at Grid Systems Corporation. Glenn, I want to start with you. Explain the demonstration you have for us.

5306
05:56:42,340 --> 05:56:46,340
Well, I'm linked by modem and telephone to our offices in Sausalito. And I've got...

5307
05:56:46,340 --> 05:56:48,340
Fucking Albinger's after you.

5308
05:56:48,340 --> 05:56:50,340
I've got the program running.

5309
05:56:50,340 --> 05:56:56,340
Old Dorian mode himself. And my colleague Ted at the other end is...

5310
05:56:56,340 --> 05:57:06,340
Dorian Torrance is after you. Barry Marjoram. Let's have a little look at that. There's a beard fondle there.

5311
05:57:06,340 --> 05:57:12,340
I'm in Sausalito. And I've got the program running and my colleague Ted at the other end is...

5312
05:57:12,340 --> 05:57:14,340
My colleague Ted at the other end is...

5313
05:57:14,340 --> 05:57:18,340
My colleague Ted at the other end of this.

5314
05:57:18,340 --> 05:57:26,340
I'm in Sausalito. And I've got the program running and my colleague Ted at the other end is going to load map of the area.

5315
05:57:26,340 --> 05:57:32,340
Game Boy. Nintendo Game Boy. Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

5316
05:57:32,340 --> 05:57:36,340
I was looking for... You're not a killer are you? No, I'm not.

5317
05:57:36,340 --> 05:57:43,340
Game Boy. Handheld gaming devices. Game Boy. Computer games. You're not a killer. No, I'm not.

5318
05:57:43,340 --> 05:57:44,340
There we go.

5319
05:57:44,340 --> 05:57:46,340
Ted.

5320
05:57:46,340 --> 05:57:48,340
Ted Kaczynski.

5321
05:57:48,340 --> 05:57:50,340
Hold the map.

5322
05:57:50,340 --> 05:57:52,340
Ted, open the map.

5323
05:57:52,340 --> 05:57:54,340
Of the area.

5324
05:57:54,340 --> 05:57:55,340
Ted.

5325
05:57:55,340 --> 05:57:57,340
Load the map.

5326
05:57:57,340 --> 05:57:58,340
Ted.

5327
05:57:58,340 --> 05:57:59,340
Ted.

5328
05:57:59,340 --> 05:58:00,340
Okay.

5329
05:58:00,340 --> 05:58:02,340
Just wait for the modem to be sure it's running.

5330
05:58:02,340 --> 05:58:08,340
So you're talking to Ted on the phone while your computers are also hooked up to send this graphic.

5331
05:58:08,340 --> 05:58:09,340
Ted.

5332
05:58:09,340 --> 05:58:10,340
That's right.

5333
05:58:10,340 --> 05:58:11,340
And you can't...

5334
05:58:11,340 --> 05:58:17,340
William Shatner's Thatch World. Check out fucking William Shatner's Thatch World.

5335
05:58:17,340 --> 05:58:20,340
While your computers are also hooked up to send this graphic.

5336
05:58:20,340 --> 05:58:21,340
Ted.

5337
05:58:21,340 --> 05:58:22,340
That's right.

5338
05:58:22,340 --> 05:58:26,340
And you can't actually do both at once. What we do is we switch between data transmission and talking.

5339
05:58:26,340 --> 05:58:28,340
So is this an encoded picture?

5340
05:58:28,340 --> 05:58:30,340
Kevin Costner's Waterworld.

5341
05:58:30,340 --> 05:58:34,340
Of the entire screen or how is this transmission actually taking place?

5342
05:58:34,340 --> 05:58:43,340
What's happening is we recorded the motions that the pen, this digitizing pen, took at the other end at one time to make this map.

5343
05:58:43,340 --> 05:58:45,340
And he's loading up the disc.

5344
05:58:45,340 --> 05:58:53,340
Sir Bobby Shafi, Ted Bundy, Ted Kemper, hair in a can. MS Paint job.

5345
05:58:53,340 --> 05:58:58,340
And what this is, is this an early precursor to the MS Paint.

5346
05:58:58,340 --> 05:59:04,340
They're saying, they're loading in the details of where the pens stroke on a pad and now we're getting to see what's going on.

5347
05:59:04,340 --> 05:59:10,340
So this is friend Ted doing this from the other side of the world or something.

5348
05:59:10,340 --> 05:59:18,340
We recorded the motions that the pen, this digitizing pen, took at the other end at one time to make this map.

5349
05:59:18,340 --> 05:59:19,340
And he's loading up the disc.

5350
05:59:19,340 --> 05:59:20,340
What are we seeing now?

5351
05:59:20,340 --> 05:59:21,340
What are we seeing now?

5352
05:59:21,340 --> 05:59:27,340
He's loading the map which is just a sequence of lines or this is an ocean actually.

5353
05:59:27,340 --> 05:59:32,340
I definitely know where I'd be going reading that map look. That's an ocean, that big bit of green.

5354
05:59:32,340 --> 05:59:39,340
I can be doing things while he's doing this but we'll just wait until it's done.

5355
05:59:39,340 --> 05:59:47,340
So this sequence of keystrokes that he originally performed were recorded and then those keystrokes were sent over here and then reproduced in.

5356
05:59:47,340 --> 05:59:51,340
That's right. That's right. I wouldn't call them keystrokes exactly but it was a recording.

5357
05:59:51,340 --> 05:59:56,340
Yes, right. Exactly. So essentially with the phone line you guys...

5358
05:59:56,340 --> 06:00:03,340
It was a recording, yes, right. Exactly. So essentially with the phone line...

5359
06:00:03,340 --> 06:00:08,340
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

5360
06:00:08,340 --> 06:00:24,340
...line you guys can not only talk to each other but work on the same graphic at the same time.

5361
06:00:24,340 --> 06:00:31,340
That's right. In fact, to give you an example of working on the same graphic at the same time, I can add to this.

5362
06:00:31,340 --> 06:00:37,340
I'm also recording the session as we go along here. I can add to this while he's sending it over so I can be...

5363
06:00:37,340 --> 06:00:45,340
So if this were some sort of business presentation or something, then there could be some interaction going on.

5364
06:00:45,340 --> 06:00:46,340
That's right.

5365
06:00:46,340 --> 06:00:55,340
Barry, I want to turn to you if I may. One of the concerns people might have in sending computer data over phone lines, for example, might be the security of that...

5366
06:00:55,340 --> 06:00:59,340
Big time, Stuart. I'm glad that you touched on this in 1984.

5367
06:00:59,340 --> 06:01:05,340
...data. You've got a system I understand which takes care of that problem. Explain what your new grid system does.

5368
06:01:05,340 --> 06:01:07,340
Yeah, so we recently announced a...

5369
06:01:07,340 --> 06:01:15,340
This guy's from Money. This is a suit. Whereas previous guy probably was, you know, more of a kind of Steve Jobsy, hippie sort of techno...

5370
06:01:15,340 --> 06:01:33,340
Technolord. This guy works for Skynet and he's interested in implementing weapons and fucking data structures in order to corral and fucking control the general populace. But here he is in a lighthearted interview on the computer chronicles.

5371
06:01:33,340 --> 06:01:41,340
A grid compass computer that has a high-grade embedded encryption in it. And what this allows you to do is when you transmit the data over phone lines or satellite or...

5372
06:01:41,340 --> 06:01:43,340
Hang on. Barry Margerium.

5373
06:01:43,340 --> 06:01:45,340
...grade embedded encryption...

5374
06:01:45,340 --> 06:01:55,340
...encryption in it. And what this allows you to do is when you transmit the data over phone lines or satellite or microwaves, it encrypts the data so that if it were intercepted, it wouldn't be exploited.

5375
06:01:55,340 --> 06:01:57,340
Okay, now show me what you're talking about.

5376
06:01:57,340 --> 06:02:01,340
Well, as you can see, we set...

5377
06:02:01,340 --> 06:02:03,340
Check out that book. Fuckin' hell.

5378
06:02:03,340 --> 06:02:07,340
It's a nice at nine.

5379
06:02:07,340 --> 06:02:17,340
I have it right now simulating it going over a phone line, although it's just using a null modem. And as I type the information here on this one screen...

5380
06:02:17,340 --> 06:02:17,340
Wow.

5381
06:02:17,340 --> 06:02:23,340
...you can see that I'm getting the identical information on the other screen. By being able to set up the encryption algorithm...

5382
06:02:23,340 --> 06:02:35,340
You can now see that the data going across the line is in fact different. It almost looks random. And as a consequence, if someone were to intercept that data, they would not be able to make...

5383
06:02:35,340 --> 06:02:39,340
Check out the finger work!

5384
06:02:39,340 --> 06:02:43,340
...we'll have set up the encryption algorithm.

5385
06:02:43,340 --> 06:02:53,340
You can now see that the data going across the line is in fact different. It almost looks random. And as...

5386
06:02:53,340 --> 06:03:03,340
The side eye from Credence. I think Credence is quietly jealous of the finger work of this... of Bam Margera here.

5387
06:03:03,340 --> 06:03:09,340
When we set this up, I have it right now simulating it going over a phone line, although it's just using a null modem.

5388
06:03:09,340 --> 06:03:15,340
Let's have a... Keep your eyes on the prize here. There's some side eye here, but wait until you see real high caliber finger work.

5389
06:03:15,340 --> 06:03:29,340
And as I type the information here on this one screen, you can see that I'm getting the identical information on the other screen. By being able to set up the encryption algorithm...

5390
06:03:29,340 --> 06:03:41,340
You can now see that the data going across the line is in fact different. It almost looks random. And as a consequence, if someone were to intercept that data, they would not be able to make sense out of it. And as a consequence, the data is preserved and the integrity of the system is preserved.

5391
06:03:41,340 --> 06:03:47,340
Now this has obviously military applications. Do you see it also going into the business areas?

5392
06:03:47,340 --> 06:03:55,340
Absolutely. The military probably is the area that has the most concern about the privacy of data. And although the other parts of the civil government...

5393
06:03:55,340 --> 06:03:57,340
Customs, drug enforcement, FBI and those folks are also...

5394
06:03:57,340 --> 06:04:07,340
...are also going into the business areas. And so, you know, the military probably is the area that has the most concern about the privacy of data. And although the other parts of the civil government...

5395
06:04:07,340 --> 06:04:21,340
Customs, drug enforcement, FBI and those folks are also going into the business areas. And so, you know, the military probably is the area that has the most concern about the privacy of data. And although the other parts of the civil government...

5396
06:04:21,340 --> 06:04:46,340
Customs, drug enforcement, FBI and those folks are also concerned about the security of their data. The commercial world, I think, is probably the next area or market for us to look at. Although they haven't seen a need yet to spend the money. I think when a major catastrophe happens, they'll realize that this information is available to those people who have a need to get to it. And certainly the electronic equipment is available to be able to intercept the data and make use of it.

5397
06:04:46,340 --> 06:05:16,320
of it. Barry, we have visions of huge supercomputers when we're talking the Defense Department. I mean, somebody's running around with a grid doing something, how would this be used? Yes, well, it's interesting, Stuart. The interesting thing about the grid compass is because it is portable, it's also very rugged. It's all solid state. There are really no operational moving parts in this, so it does very well in a low shock and vibration environment. As a matter of fact, it could take a 42-inch drop and still work effectively. So, from the military standpoint, because it is powerful and because it's lightweight and because it has communications protocols they look for, it's an ideal system for them to

5398
06:05:16,320 --> 06:05:46,000
to be able to feel it immediately and take full use of it. Gentlemen, thank you very much. We're out of time. Gary, this communications and computer stuff is very fascinating and it's quite amazing to see what it can do. But our commentator, Paul Schindler, asks the question, do we really need all this technology? What do you mean all the lines to Venus are busy? Beautiful. But seriously, folks, interstellar communications is not only unlikely, it's not even going to be necessary until they're serious. What do you mean all the lines to Venus are busy?

5399
06:05:46,300 --> 06:06:10,440
But seriously folks, interstellar communications is not only unlikely, it's not even going to be necessary until there's a lot of people in space. Alas, a lot of things that'll be possible with communications won't be necessary, but they'll be done anyway. There'll be more and more access to databases even though people aren't sure they need them. There'll be more electronic mail even though most of us would rather some letters weren't delivered so far.

5400
06:06:10,440 --> 06:06:21,880
Graham Norton! He must have some kind of fucking powder on his face. He's white fishing.

5401
06:06:25,400 --> 06:06:34,880
...fast. And of course the new car telephones are... Jerry! ...perfect marriage of computers... Jerry Schindler!

5402
06:06:36,580 --> 06:07:04,580
...and communications. They couldn't work without computers. But the question that's not being answered is whether we need all this. As in so many other things, we could learn from the French, who are making sensible use of communications and computers. In France, they plan to throw out all their telephone books. People will look up phone numbers with computer terminals, saving both a lot of money and a lot of trees. You know, I think today's show was a great idea. You ought to get a peek at what's coming down the pike. But my concluding thought is that...

5403
06:07:04,580 --> 06:07:06,580
...to be a peek at what's coming down the pike. Nobody knows.

5404
06:07:06,580 --> 06:07:08,580
...and the back. Nobody knows. Just want to see the, uh...

5405
06:07:08,580 --> 06:07:16,580
...phone book being pushed off the table there when he said they're throwing it out the window. He didn't throw it, he just kind of lightly pushed it off the table.

5406
06:07:16,580 --> 06:07:18,580
...and the back of the table.

5407
06:07:18,580 --> 06:07:18,580
...the things we could learn from the French, who are making sensible use of communications and computers. In France, they plan to throw out all their telephone books. People will look up phone numbers with computer terminals, saving both a lot of money and a lot of trees. You know, I think today's show was a great idea. You ought to get a peek at what's coming down the pike. But my concluding thought is that nobody knows. Nearly every advance in communications surprises most of the experts. Who knows? Maybe the next big change will be interstellar telephone calls.

5408
06:07:18,580 --> 06:07:23,260
things we could learn from the French who are making sensible use of communications and computers.

5409
06:07:23,780 --> 06:07:28,240
In France, they plan to throw out all their telephone books. People will look up phone

5410
06:07:28,240 --> 06:07:32,240
numbers with computer terminals, saving both a lot of money and a lot of trees. You know,

5411
06:07:32,480 --> 06:07:36,240
I think today's show was a great idea. You ought to get a peek at what's coming down the pike.

5412
06:07:36,240 --> 06:07:41,800
But my concluding thought is that nobody knows. Nearly every advance of communications surprises

5413
06:07:41,800 --> 06:07:46,860
most of the experts. Who knows? Maybe the next big change will be interstellar telephone calls.

5414
06:07:47,200 --> 06:07:49,040
That's my opinion. I'm Paul Schindler.

5415
06:07:52,640 --> 06:08:00,080
Good old Schindler. And now a bit of random ass.

5416
06:08:00,080 --> 06:08:05,100
In the random access file. Access. Sorry, I just only saw A-S-S.

5417
06:08:05,160 --> 06:08:11,840
This week, with the industry buzzing about the official release of AT&T's new 7300 series personal computers,

5418
06:08:12,340 --> 06:08:15,660
Compact Computer Corporation jumped into the new computer phone market,

5419
06:08:15,820 --> 06:08:21,380
with six new products of its own. The new line, dubbed the TC2500 telecomputers,

5420
06:08:21,380 --> 06:08:26,380
combine an advanced telephone with a desktop computer compatible with the IBM PC.

5421
06:08:27,180 --> 06:08:31,660
Texas Instruments flexed its muscles this week with the announcement of its new Supermicro.

5422
06:08:31,660 --> 06:08:38,860
The new computer, called the Business Pro, will be fully compatible and competitive with IBM's hard-to-find PCAT.

5423
06:08:39,260 --> 06:08:47,000
The basic package includes a keyboard, 512k of RAM, and one 5.25 inch disk drive for around $4,000.

5424
06:08:47,600 --> 06:08:52,860
The company expects the move to double its present 1% share of the personal computer market.

5425
06:08:53,380 --> 06:09:01,180
In the mainframe world, National Semiconductor has announced two new products to compete with IBM's new Sierra line of mainframes.

5426
06:09:01,180 --> 06:09:04,860
The company promises lower prices and a more compact design.

5427
06:09:05,600 --> 06:09:11,060
And Gene Amdahl's Trilogy Limited, after giving up on its efforts to build a high-powered business computer,

5428
06:09:11,520 --> 06:09:16,740
has purchased Alexei, the San Jose supercomputer manufacturer, for $64 million.

5429
06:09:17,320 --> 06:09:23,020
It seems to be a good match, putting one company, Trilogy, with cash but no customers and no product,

5430
06:09:23,440 --> 06:09:27,060
together with a company that has a product but needs cash to promote it.

5431
06:09:27,300 --> 06:09:31,180
So you say your spreadsheet isn't big enough. Then listen to this.

5432
06:09:31,520 --> 06:09:36,200
Boeing Computer Services in Bellevue, Washington, has announced Boeing Calc,

5433
06:09:36,300 --> 06:09:41,880
the first spreadsheet that is not bound by a computer's internal memory, but rather by its online storage.

5434
06:09:42,360 --> 06:09:47,500
Boeing Calc is said to be truly three-dimensional, with rows, columns, and up to 1,000 pages.

5435
06:09:48,180 --> 06:09:52,340
Speaking of large spreadsheets, here's Paul Schindler with this week's software review.

5436
06:09:52,880 --> 06:09:53,900
Another one great.

5437
06:09:53,980 --> 06:09:56,340
What do you think of when you hear the name Higgins?

5438
06:09:56,560 --> 06:09:56,840
Hey!

5439
06:09:56,840 --> 06:09:57,700
What do you think of butler's?

5440
06:10:00,080 --> 06:10:03,600
No way is he doing a fucking feature on something called Higgins.

5441
06:10:03,820 --> 06:10:05,060
And then classy service.

5442
06:10:05,420 --> 06:10:07,160
Well, that's just what you get from Higgins.

5443
06:10:07,540 --> 06:10:08,340
Classy service.

5444
06:10:08,740 --> 06:10:10,300
You do indeed, shindles.

5445
06:10:10,680 --> 06:10:11,520
Shindles swing.

5446
06:10:11,840 --> 06:10:12,800
You do indeed.

5447
06:10:13,800 --> 06:10:14,080
Ew.

5448
06:10:15,540 --> 06:10:17,960
What do you think of when you hear the name Higgins?

5449
06:10:18,280 --> 06:10:20,300
Well, you think of butler's, and then classy service.

5450
06:10:20,660 --> 06:10:22,320
Well, that's just what you get from Higgins.

5451
06:10:23,160 --> 06:10:23,600
Butler's.

5452
06:10:26,940 --> 06:10:27,720
Classy service.

5453
06:10:28,080 --> 06:10:30,140
And you see, PCs create the need for service.

5454
06:10:30,240 --> 06:10:31,700
They take up a lot of room on your desk.

5455
06:10:32,000 --> 06:10:34,780
Now, sure, you can use a PC to do a lot of things you couldn't do before,

5456
06:10:34,860 --> 06:10:37,740
but you still need a calendar, a Rolodex, and an appointment book.

5457
06:10:38,080 --> 06:10:40,700
Of course, you can get each of these functions in a separate program,

5458
06:10:40,940 --> 06:10:44,720
but don't you think it'd be nice to have all of them and more in a single computer package?

5459
06:10:45,100 --> 06:10:46,960
That's just what these people have done.

5460
06:10:47,300 --> 06:10:49,780
Now, Higgins isn't much to look at, at first.

5461
06:10:50,360 --> 06:10:52,180
That's a crap soundbite, Higgins.

5462
06:10:52,480 --> 06:10:53,500
Well, but it's promising.

5463
06:10:53,880 --> 06:10:55,860
Higgins isn't much to look at, at first.

5464
06:10:56,440 --> 06:10:59,820
It's kind of the way you could kind of probably describe the streams and the channel, you know,

5465
06:10:59,900 --> 06:11:01,240
kind of, what is this shit?

5466
06:11:02,760 --> 06:11:07,140
But if you peel back the layers, and if you're acclimatized,

5467
06:11:07,220 --> 06:11:11,620
if you watch it enough, you'll like it, like Stockholm Syndrome.

5468
06:11:12,100 --> 06:11:14,080
Just another calendar and date book, you might think.

5469
06:11:14,320 --> 06:11:17,080
But let's go through a lightning-fast demo, and you'll see...

5470
06:11:17,080 --> 06:11:18,920
Just another calendar and date book, you might...

5471
06:11:18,920 --> 06:11:21,640
Now, Higgins isn't much to look at, at first.

5472
06:11:22,200 --> 06:11:24,280
Just another calendar and date book, you might think.

5473
06:11:24,500 --> 06:11:27,880
But let's go through a lightning-fast demo, and you'll see it's more than that.

5474
06:11:28,020 --> 06:11:29,680
It'll auto-dial a phone call for you.

5475
06:11:29,680 --> 06:11:32,800
When you're done, you can make notes on the call and add an item to your to-do list.

5476
06:11:33,160 --> 06:11:34,580
Higgins can interconnect all of them.

5477
06:11:34,860 --> 06:11:37,120
It'll even keep your to-do list in priority order.

5478
06:11:37,120 --> 06:11:38,840
Now, Higgins isn't simple.

5479
06:11:38,920 --> 06:11:40,300
It takes some diligence to learn.

5480
06:11:41,040 --> 06:11:42,180
Higgins is not simple.

5481
06:11:42,260 --> 06:11:43,440
It's a complex scenario.

5482
06:11:43,540 --> 06:11:44,380
It ain't too fast.

5483
06:11:44,640 --> 06:11:49,400
But if you spend as much time as I do digging around your desk for notes and calling back people you've already talked to,

5484
06:11:49,680 --> 06:11:54,640
you'll think $400 is a bargain for Higgins from Kinetic Systems in Portland, Oregon.

5485
06:11:55,000 --> 06:11:55,560
For Random Access...

5486
06:11:55,560 --> 06:11:58,780
$400 is a bargain for Higgins.

5487
06:11:58,780 --> 06:12:03,960
$400 is a bargain for Higgins from Kinetic Systems in Portland, Oregon.

5488
06:12:03,960 --> 06:12:06,140
For Random Access, I'm Paul Schindler.

5489
06:12:06,140 --> 06:12:06,140
For Random Access, I'm Paul Schindler.

5490
06:12:06,140 --> 06:12:10,140
He does this thing with his face, Schindler, where he's always like...

5491
06:12:12,140 --> 06:12:14,140
He puts on too many...

5492
06:12:14,140 --> 06:12:15,740
He makes too many points about it.

5493
06:12:15,740 --> 06:12:17,120
With this, sorry.

5494
06:12:17,820 --> 06:12:19,260
I'm calling back people you've already...

5495
06:12:19,260 --> 06:12:21,120
Thank you very much, sir, Katie, for the tip.

5496
06:12:21,300 --> 06:12:27,080
...talk to you'll think $400 is a bargain for Higgins from Kinetic Systems in Portland, Oregon.

5497
06:12:27,280 --> 06:12:29,280
For Random Access, I'm Paul Schindler.

5498
06:12:29,800 --> 06:12:35,700
Life in the Silicon Valley's fast lane with fast processors, venture capital, and cocaine is changing.

5499
06:12:35,920 --> 06:12:38,940
Unlike the 70s when management and production...

5500
06:12:38,940 --> 06:12:45,560
Life in the Silicon Valley's fast lane with fast processors, venture capital, and cocaine is...

5501
06:12:45,560 --> 06:12:52,180
It was like coming off the back of Schindler's fucking twitchy face there into the cocaine bit.

5502
06:12:52,300 --> 06:12:53,820
...to learn, and it ain't too fast.

5503
06:12:54,080 --> 06:12:58,860
But if you spend as much time as I do digging around your desk for notes and calling back people you've already talked to,

5504
06:12:58,860 --> 06:13:04,100
you'll think $400 is a bargain for Higgins from Kinetic Systems in Portland, Oregon.

5505
06:13:04,460 --> 06:13:06,280
For Random Access, I'm Paul Schindler.

5506
06:13:06,820 --> 06:13:12,720
Life in the Silicon Valley's fast lane with fast processors, venture capital, and cocaine is changing.

5507
06:13:13,240 --> 06:13:14,720
Unlike the 70s when management...

5508
06:13:14,720 --> 06:13:18,140
This week, we're looking at cocaine in the Bay Area.

5509
06:13:18,140 --> 06:13:23,420
I managed to go down to the Tenderloin District myself last night.

5510
06:13:23,780 --> 06:13:28,140
I managed to bag myself a handheld eight ball of snow.

5511
06:13:29,140 --> 06:13:32,120
...and production line workers would take cocaine together.

5512
06:13:32,580 --> 06:13:35,240
There is now a serious campaign to fight drug abuse.

5513
06:13:35,660 --> 06:13:39,500
Some firms are hiring private investigators to check out prospective employees.

5514
06:13:40,140 --> 06:13:45,780
One Silicon Valley firm funded an undercover narcotics investigation of its own plant by local police.

5515
06:13:46,560 --> 06:13:50,700
In the world of text and image processing comes a new computer at the hand...

5516
06:13:50,700 --> 06:13:53,400
Fast processors and faster women.

5517
06:13:53,560 --> 06:13:55,840
...school for the blind in Winnetka, Illinois.

5518
06:13:56,220 --> 06:14:00,860
The first of its kind, the system may revolutionize the publishing of braille books.

5519
06:14:00,860 --> 06:14:04,980
It can print 400 braille characters a second, 600 lines a minute.

5520
06:14:05,480 --> 06:14:10,120
A new textbook that might have taken a year to produce can now be done in a few weeks.

5521
06:14:10,640 --> 06:14:15,440
And finally, for those of you working on your taxes, here's a little incentive to be extra careful.

5522
06:14:16,640 --> 06:14:18,400
Cocaine taxes software.

5523
06:14:18,920 --> 06:14:28,760
It seems Ronan Haas, a giant Pennsylvania chemical manufacturer, shorted the IRS 10 cents on tax deposits of $4.5 million in 1983.

5524
06:14:29,300 --> 06:14:32,400
I'm just waiting for a new computer system called Tommy.

5525
06:14:32,560 --> 06:14:38,400
It sounds like it could be something like the way the Apple Lisa was...

5526
06:14:38,400 --> 06:14:39,900
They had a computer called the Lisa.

5527
06:14:40,020 --> 06:14:44,520
Penalty, $46,806.37.

5528
06:14:45,100 --> 06:14:47,140
It pays to use a sharp pencil.

5529
06:14:47,420 --> 06:14:49,100
That's it for this week's Computer Chronicles.

5530
06:14:49,260 --> 06:14:50,200
I'm Susan Bimba.

5531
06:14:51,460 --> 06:14:54,820
The Computer Chronicles was brought to you in part by McGraw-Hill.

5532
06:14:55,200 --> 06:14:55,860
She did well.

5533
06:14:55,940 --> 06:14:59,000
I'd say she went on to bigger and better things because we don't really...

5534
06:14:59,000 --> 06:15:04,440
I don't think I remember seeing her in any random access Computer Chronicles episodes.

5535
06:15:05,620 --> 06:15:16,860
Publishers of Popular Computing, the magazine that gives readers an understanding of the technology and applications of microcomputers and software in office, home, and classroom.

5536
06:15:16,860 --> 06:15:46,840
Thank you.

5537
06:15:46,840 --> 06:16:16,820
Thank you.

5538
06:16:16,820 --> 06:16:18,820
Thank you.

5539
06:16:18,820 --> 06:16:21,420
But I'm torn as to what we should really select.

5540
06:16:21,580 --> 06:16:23,580
I mean, I think we've seen TV shows online.

5541
06:16:23,780 --> 06:16:25,580
This is a Netcafe episode.

5542
06:16:26,380 --> 06:16:27,900
The Weird Web 1997.

5543
06:16:28,240 --> 06:16:30,020
I think that was definitely seen.

5544
06:16:31,540 --> 06:16:32,820
But, um...

5545
06:16:33,820 --> 06:16:35,140
I'm not sure.

5546
06:16:35,320 --> 06:16:40,140
Maybe just a little bit of fucking Warzone just to get the mood up.

5547
06:16:40,660 --> 06:16:42,860
Then Netcafe.

5548
06:16:44,220 --> 06:16:49,080
I just want to drop in and see if I've got any better since earlier on.

5549
06:16:49,160 --> 06:16:53,260
Because it was a little bit of a fucking testing and turbulent period of time.

5550
06:16:55,260 --> 06:16:57,400
Let me just see what we've got here now.

5551
06:17:01,780 --> 06:17:02,980
War on the Web!

5552
06:17:03,140 --> 06:17:04,020
Warzone!

5553
06:17:04,020 --> 06:17:34,000
So close to the phone.

5554
06:17:34,000 --> 06:17:55,820
And so on and so forth.

5555
06:17:55,820 --> 06:18:18,200
Where are we?

5556
06:18:18,200 --> 06:18:31,440
Thank you very much, sir, Joe, for your kind-hearted and generous typological tip.

5557
06:18:31,440 --> 06:18:39,440
Wow.

5558
06:18:39,440 --> 06:18:39,440
Wow.

5559
06:18:39,440 --> 06:18:40,440
Wow.

5560
06:18:40,440 --> 06:18:41,440
Wow.

5561
06:18:41,440 --> 06:19:07,780
Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow I can really feel an air of positivity throughout

5562
06:19:07,780 --> 06:19:36,520
the mainframe right at the moment. It's another one two three four five drop in situation Tom are you there?

5563
06:19:36,520 --> 06:19:49,520
I am indeed ready to offer tips, tricks and tidbits of information. Are you ready for it yourself?

5564
06:19:51,520 --> 06:20:03,520
I am I've had my chef a booth I had a bit of pizza went on to the fucking the heavy rainbows for a bit thank you very much Captain Sack for the psychology there.

5565
06:20:03,520 --> 06:20:16,520
And I'm ready to come back with a brand new fat stack of body bags. What's this complete three daily challenges to unlock the WSP and I've completed two out of three. So how?

5566
06:20:16,520 --> 06:20:28,520
I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas. Get two operator kills with a looted weapon. Get two operator kills with a shotgun in the same match.

5567
06:20:28,520 --> 06:20:35,520
How come it's saying zero of two for those items where it's saying I've done two out of three for the fucking stinger.

5568
06:20:43,520 --> 06:20:56,520
How was Wicklow Tom? Any news on that at all? Not great I actually didn't make it out of there or out of here today. It was too wet and windy for me. I didn't really fancy it.

5569
06:20:58,520 --> 06:21:09,520
But what about the Moncus? The beautiful creature who's unfortunately been left to rot in a woodland area somewhere. I mean are you not concerned about that little guy?

5570
06:21:11,520 --> 06:21:14,520
We're headed to the Warzone. Get geared up and stand by.

5571
06:21:14,520 --> 06:21:18,520
That's really fucking all I can do right now. I'm sitting in. I'm gonna go on the cans pretty soon anyway.

5572
06:21:21,520 --> 06:21:24,520
Sounds like a great plan Tom. In fair play you at least tried your best.

5573
06:21:25,520 --> 06:21:26,520
I thought about it.

5574
06:21:30,520 --> 06:21:31,520
That's all you can do these days.

5575
06:21:32,520 --> 06:21:33,520
Enemy soldier incoming.

5576
06:21:33,520 --> 06:21:34,520
That's all you can do.

5577
06:21:35,520 --> 06:21:40,520
Jesus Christ that's a bit loud there. It's a shotgun going fucking 95.

5578
06:21:41,520 --> 06:21:44,520
On the Richter skill. On the Andy Richter skill.

5579
06:21:53,520 --> 06:21:55,520
Crypto I'm over kid.

5580
06:22:00,520 --> 06:22:04,520
Tommy Jotters thanks very much for the tip you say do it for Peli.

5581
06:22:05,520 --> 06:22:09,520
Have a good New Year Francis and Tommy Shook. Thank you very much lads.

5582
06:22:10,520 --> 06:22:12,520
And to Max Power thank you very much. Happy New Year to ya.

5583
06:22:13,520 --> 06:22:14,520
Watch your ass down there.

5584
06:22:15,520 --> 06:22:21,520
I'm not sure if you're not on other than have you played Robocop. I haven't. But I've heard it's okay. I've heard it's not bad.

5585
06:22:22,520 --> 06:22:27,520
You know as if you don't really have too much high expectations for it. It seems to be okay. So.

5586
06:22:28,520 --> 06:22:36,520
Could be could be an interesting development. Maybe even played on this but I'm not sure whether or not my system. My PC will be able to handle it.

5587
06:22:37,520 --> 06:22:40,520
The new games like.

5588
06:22:40,520 --> 06:22:40,520
The new games like.

5589
06:22:48,520 --> 06:22:49,520
Game Boy.

5590
06:22:50,520 --> 06:22:51,520
In Montecito.

5591
06:22:55,520 --> 06:22:56,520
Back off.

5592
06:23:04,520 --> 06:23:06,520
Let's go Oliver mode on this.

5593
06:23:12,520 --> 06:23:14,520
Stone cold.

5594
06:23:15,520 --> 06:23:16,520
Neil Oliver.

5595
06:23:26,520 --> 06:23:30,520
I wanna find my monkey tonight.

5596
06:23:32,520 --> 06:23:35,520
I wanna find my monkey tonight.

5597
06:23:35,520 --> 06:23:36,520
I wanna find my monkey tonight.

5598
06:23:36,520 --> 06:23:36,520
I wanna find my monkey tonight.

5599
06:23:36,520 --> 06:23:37,520
I wanna find my monkey tonight.

5600
06:23:37,520 --> 06:23:56,320
I'll be right back.

5601
06:23:56,320 --> 06:24:15,320
Heavy balls. Thanks for the tip.

5602
06:24:15,320 --> 06:24:45,300
Tie your monkey down. Tie your monkey down. I think this is okay now. Maybe this is okay to go and try and level accusations of death.

5603
06:24:45,300 --> 06:24:52,300
I'm not surprised at this fella. Just wouldn't mind a few mid-cal rounds. There we go.

5604
06:24:52,300 --> 06:25:15,280
I need mid-cal rounds. I need mid-cal rounds. Kevin Costner's monkey world.

5605
06:25:15,280 --> 06:25:35,280
Pure reckless abandon. No respect for anyone or anything. I think maybe that's the mindset and mantra that could possibly seize. Shit, someone's got their kid. Someone's got their kid with them and they're playing violent video games. What about this?

5606
06:25:36,280 --> 06:25:45,520
Tie your monkey down. Tie your monkey down. Do-do-do-do-do. How does washing on a line stop a fucking car from driving? Doesn't make sense.

5607
06:25:47,280 --> 06:25:58,280
We need to get away from this fast. We need to plate up and then go back to your man and run him over as well. Give him a taste of the old flat bush. We're going to flatten his bush.

5608
06:25:58,280 --> 06:26:02,860
cool doggy dog is called

5609
06:26:02,860 --> 06:26:06,180
cool

5610
06:26:06,180 --> 06:26:09,180
cool doggy dog is it?

5611
06:26:15,180 --> 06:26:17,500
go spend some time with your kids mate

5612
06:26:17,500 --> 06:26:18,560
you're shite

5613
06:26:18,560 --> 06:26:40,280
tie your monkey down

5614
06:26:40,280 --> 06:26:42,440
tie your monkey down tonight

5615
06:26:42,440 --> 06:26:43,840
tonight

5616
06:26:43,840 --> 06:26:50,840
nice

5617
06:26:50,840 --> 06:26:56,560
gas is closing in relocating the safe zone

5618
06:26:56,560 --> 06:27:11,620
okay we'll just uh okay what else

5619
06:27:11,620 --> 06:27:18,940
we're gonna be looking at some brand new chat topics on the web tonight

5620
06:27:18,940 --> 06:27:22,580
so uh steward what have you got for us there

5621
06:27:22,580 --> 06:27:27,920
okay i've been looking at some brand new websites coming up we've got this chat based

5622
06:27:27,920 --> 06:27:33,980
interface here so you can really link up with anyone in the world so you can have a friend

5623
06:27:33,980 --> 06:27:38,120
over in europe japan or even you can be talking to them in real time

5624
06:27:38,120 --> 06:27:44,540
pretty neat okay okay what else i'm looking forward to a bit of that hopefully there is some of that

5625
06:27:44,540 --> 06:27:49,080
conjecture in the upcoming chaffee inquiry

5626
06:27:49,080 --> 06:28:03,640
you're losing ground out there cowboy that time you wrangled some cattle

5627
06:28:03,640 --> 06:28:11,720
just like we used to do in the old days before you started fighting with guns and drones and bombs

5628
06:28:11,720 --> 06:28:16,340
It's very much there, cowboy.

5629
06:28:17,860 --> 06:28:19,780
A fine exponent of the game.

5630
06:28:30,000 --> 06:28:32,500
Was there another guy that we forgot to kill?

5631
06:28:32,640 --> 06:28:34,200
Oh no, he came after us. He came after us.

5632
06:28:34,220 --> 06:28:35,600
That was cool doggy dog.

5633
06:28:35,600 --> 06:28:47,960
Have you played the game 2024?

5634
06:28:48,400 --> 06:28:50,080
Ass heavy balls. The game.

5635
06:28:51,400 --> 06:28:53,600
The game 2024? No, I have not.

5636
06:28:53,760 --> 06:28:58,540
Are you trying to catch me out with something funny?

5637
06:28:58,980 --> 06:29:00,560
Because it's not even 2024 yet.

5638
06:29:00,780 --> 06:29:02,600
Or is there really a game called...

5639
06:29:03,180 --> 06:29:06,260
I suppose FIFA is called fucking football 24.

5640
06:29:06,260 --> 06:29:13,760
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

5641
06:29:14,060 --> 06:29:16,840
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

5642
06:29:17,260 --> 06:29:20,060
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

5643
06:29:20,420 --> 06:29:22,340
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...

5644
06:29:22,340 --> 06:29:26,480
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

5645
06:29:26,740 --> 06:29:27,260
A 1, 2...

5646
06:29:27,260 --> 06:29:31,440
It's a one two three four five situation

5647
06:29:31,440 --> 06:29:34,600
A one two three four five situation

5648
06:29:34,600 --> 06:29:37,760
A one two three four five situation

5649
06:29:37,760 --> 06:29:40,220
A one two three four five

5650
06:29:40,220 --> 06:29:44,180
It's a one two three four five situation

5651
06:29:44,180 --> 06:29:47,420
A one two three four five situation

5652
06:29:47,420 --> 06:29:50,680
A one two three four five situation

5653
06:29:50,680 --> 06:29:53,500
A one two three four five

5654
06:29:53,500 --> 06:30:05,860
A one two three four five situation

5655
06:30:05,860 --> 06:30:08,980
A one two three four five situation

5656
06:30:08,980 --> 06:30:12,160
A one two three four five situation

5657
06:30:12,160 --> 06:30:14,640
A one two three four five

5658
06:30:14,640 --> 06:30:18,600
It's a one two three four five situation

5659
06:30:18,600 --> 06:30:21,680
A one two three four five situation

5660
06:30:21,680 --> 06:30:22,680
A one two five situation

5661
06:30:22,680 --> 06:30:23,680
A one two four situation

5662
06:30:23,680 --> 06:30:25,680
A one two four situation

5663
06:30:25,680 --> 06:30:27,400
A one two four situation

5664
06:30:27,400 --> 06:30:29,680
A one two two situation

5665
06:30:29,680 --> 06:30:31,160
That's a nice gun what he's got there

5666
06:30:31,160 --> 06:30:32,360
The TAQ

5667
06:30:32,360 --> 06:30:35,880
The TAQ that looks nasty

5668
06:30:35,880 --> 06:30:38,260
Really fuck all recoil on it

5669
06:30:38,260 --> 06:30:39,240
Just felt like it was

5670
06:30:39,240 --> 06:30:41,240
He was pumping bullet into me

5671
06:30:41,240 --> 06:30:45,260
The bullet pumper extraordinaire

5672
06:30:45,260 --> 06:30:48,740
That was four

5673
06:30:48,740 --> 06:30:51,240
Was that four fucking motor deaths

5674
06:30:51,240 --> 06:30:52,880
Monkey C

5675
06:30:52,880 --> 06:30:53,920
Monkey C

5676
06:30:53,920 --> 06:30:53,920
Monkey C

5677
06:30:53,920 --> 06:30:54,980
Thank you very much

5678
06:30:54,980 --> 06:30:55,380
Bring

5679
06:30:55,380 --> 06:30:56,180
Hashtag

5680
06:30:56,180 --> 06:30:58,460
Bring our chimp home

5681
06:30:58,460 --> 06:31:07,040
Montecito

5682
06:31:07,040 --> 06:31:08,060
Montecito

5683
06:31:08,060 --> 06:31:09,260
Montecito

5684
06:31:09,260 --> 06:31:21,860
Let's get another car

5685
06:31:21,860 --> 06:31:22,960
And start doing some fucking

5686
06:31:22,960 --> 06:31:23,940
Body baggage

5687
06:31:23,940 --> 06:31:27,200
We need a box of body bags

5688
06:31:27,200 --> 06:31:27,940
At this stage

5689
06:31:27,940 --> 06:31:54,740
Charlie Aska Delta

5690
06:31:54,740 --> 06:31:55,740
Thanks very much

5691
06:31:55,740 --> 06:32:07,740
It's a one two three four five situation

5692
06:32:07,740 --> 06:32:23,740
Get that there it's a lovely 60 in the clip

5693
06:32:23,740 --> 06:32:25,320
And I'm feeling slick

5694
06:32:25,320 --> 06:32:27,060
Up here

5695
06:32:27,060 --> 06:32:38,320
Oh you fucker

5696
06:32:38,840 --> 06:32:41,880
Look it's just the way it goes

5697
06:32:41,880 --> 06:32:43,760
Sometimes that's the way it goes

5698
06:32:43,760 --> 06:32:44,800
Down in Chinatown

5699
06:32:44,800 --> 06:32:46,960
He did well

5700
06:32:46,960 --> 06:32:48,560
Yet again another

5701
06:32:48,560 --> 06:32:49,820
Superb gun

5702
06:32:49,820 --> 06:32:50,380
Exquisite

5703
06:32:50,380 --> 06:32:51,900
I think these are the guns

5704
06:32:51,900 --> 06:32:53,220
That I need to have in my arsenal

5705
06:32:53,220 --> 06:32:54,160
If I'm to achieve

5706
06:32:54,160 --> 06:32:55,120
Peak gaming

5707
06:32:55,120 --> 06:32:58,180
I was supposed to play another game of chess

5708
06:32:58,180 --> 06:33:00,340
I think it's a light machine gun of sorts

5709
06:33:00,340 --> 06:33:01,420
Thank you very much

5710
06:33:01,420 --> 06:33:02,400
Steven Fry

5711
06:33:02,400 --> 06:33:03,660
And Monkey C

5712
06:33:03,660 --> 06:33:04,180
Monkey C

5713
06:33:04,180 --> 06:33:05,340
And Heavy Balls

5714
06:33:05,340 --> 06:33:06,740
Tommy Jotters

5715
06:33:06,740 --> 06:33:07,440
Thanks very much

5716
06:33:07,440 --> 06:33:09,980
Look at this now

5717
06:33:09,980 --> 06:33:11,120
Let's see what we've got

5718
06:33:11,120 --> 06:33:12,220
In our fucking arsenal

5719
06:33:12,220 --> 06:33:12,860
That we can

5720
06:33:12,860 --> 06:33:14,180
Potentially use

5721
06:33:14,180 --> 06:33:14,880
And utilise

5722
06:33:14,880 --> 06:33:17,540
To boost up our flow

5723
06:33:17,540 --> 06:33:21,900
Yeti custom

5724
06:33:21,900 --> 06:33:23,420
No don't yeti custom

5725
06:33:23,420 --> 06:33:24,340
No sniper

5726
06:33:24,340 --> 06:33:29,260
I'd say maybe it's that light machine gun yoke

5727
06:33:29,260 --> 06:33:32,080
That your man had back there a second ago

5728
06:33:32,080 --> 06:33:33,840
The tac eradicator

5729
06:33:33,840 --> 06:33:34,500
That was nice

5730
06:33:34,500 --> 06:33:36,740
I've got no nothing to put onto it though

5731
06:33:36,740 --> 06:33:37,180
There's no

5732
06:33:37,180 --> 06:33:39,340
It's not gonna have any sauce

5733
06:33:39,340 --> 06:33:46,660
I could be wrong

5734
06:33:46,660 --> 06:33:49,180
But is it the HCR

5735
06:33:49,180 --> 06:33:49,800
Is that

5736
06:33:49,800 --> 06:33:50,940
Is that a fucking

5737
06:33:50,940 --> 06:33:52,100
Or is it this thing

5738
06:33:52,100 --> 06:33:52,820
The DG

5739
06:33:52,820 --> 06:33:54,460
Recommended anyways

5740
06:33:54,460 --> 06:33:59,240
Director General

5741
06:33:59,240 --> 06:34:01,820
No attachments

5742
06:34:01,820 --> 06:34:11,060
The Uzi is a liability

5743
06:34:11,060 --> 06:34:12,720
Says Chambers

5744
06:34:12,720 --> 06:34:13,180
Is that the

5745
06:34:13,180 --> 06:34:14,300
Why is that?

5746
06:34:14,360 --> 06:34:15,240
Because I find it to be

5747
06:34:15,240 --> 06:34:15,920
Very very

5748
06:34:15,920 --> 06:34:17,020
Fast

5749
06:34:17,020 --> 06:34:17,860
And it's light

5750
06:34:17,860 --> 06:34:18,760
It feels like you're

5751
06:34:18,760 --> 06:34:19,940
You're in possession of lightning

5752
06:34:19,940 --> 06:34:20,740
When you have it

5753
06:34:20,740 --> 06:34:22,140
Harris

5754
06:34:22,140 --> 06:34:23,500
Thank you very much there

5755
06:34:23,500 --> 06:34:24,760
Please wish Fiona

5756
06:34:24,760 --> 06:34:26,380
A very merry birthday

5757
06:34:26,380 --> 06:34:26,980
Thank you

5758
06:34:26,980 --> 06:34:28,660
And loving the six hour stream

5759
06:34:28,660 --> 06:34:29,140
Is that the

5760
06:34:29,140 --> 06:34:29,860
Is that already

5761
06:34:29,860 --> 06:34:31,040
Six hours already

5762
06:34:31,040 --> 06:34:31,660
Fucking hell

5763
06:34:31,660 --> 06:34:32,500
Six and a half

5764
06:34:32,500 --> 06:34:35,820
I suppose that's what

5765
06:34:35,820 --> 06:34:36,880
Having a pizza

5766
06:34:36,880 --> 06:34:39,520
Three or four hours

5767
06:34:39,520 --> 06:34:40,600
Into the fucking stream

5768
06:34:40,600 --> 06:34:41,360
Does it gives you that

5769
06:34:41,360 --> 06:34:41,900
Extra bit

5770
06:34:41,900 --> 06:34:42,500
Bit of

5771
06:34:42,500 --> 06:34:44,300
Boost

5772
06:34:44,300 --> 06:34:47,380
It has no range

5773
06:34:47,380 --> 06:34:48,560
The Uzi has no range

5774
06:34:48,560 --> 06:34:48,880
True

5775
06:34:48,880 --> 06:34:49,640
That's why I

5776
06:34:49,640 --> 06:34:50,640
I went back

5777
06:34:50,640 --> 06:34:51,880
And rejigged

5778
06:34:51,880 --> 06:34:52,720
The barrel on it

5779
06:34:52,720 --> 06:34:53,540
To give it a little bit

5780
06:34:53,540 --> 06:34:54,400
More range

5781
06:34:54,400 --> 06:34:57,000
And I can't complain

5782
06:34:57,000 --> 06:34:58,080
Let me see here

5783
06:34:58,080 --> 06:34:58,900
On the sniper one

5784
06:34:58,900 --> 06:34:59,660
It has a nice long

5785
06:34:59,660 --> 06:35:00,260
Barrel on it

5786
06:35:00,260 --> 06:35:01,140
I should really probably

5787
06:35:01,140 --> 06:35:01,980
Put that onto the

5788
06:35:01,980 --> 06:35:02,420
Yeti

5789
06:35:02,420 --> 06:35:03,280
Set up I have

5790
06:35:03,280 --> 06:35:04,280
Let's stick with the

5791
06:35:04,280 --> 06:35:05,060
Yeti and keep going

5792
06:35:05,060 --> 06:35:06,680
I feel nice about it

5793
06:35:06,680 --> 06:35:07,380
Just

5794
06:35:07,380 --> 06:35:09,300
Unfortunately I've had

5795
06:35:09,300 --> 06:35:11,160
Too many

5796
06:35:11,160 --> 06:35:13,900
Bad experiences

5797
06:35:13,900 --> 06:35:14,980
For me to be

5798
06:35:14,980 --> 06:35:16,760
Really singing its praises

5799
06:35:16,760 --> 06:35:17,560
But I mean

5800
06:35:17,560 --> 06:35:18,940
Bad workman blames

5801
06:35:18,940 --> 06:35:19,460
His tools

5802
06:35:19,460 --> 06:35:20,720
Some of the tools

5803
06:35:20,720 --> 06:35:21,160
The lads

5804
06:35:21,160 --> 06:35:21,900
The other workmans

5805
06:35:21,900 --> 06:35:22,820
Are using in the game

5806
06:35:22,820 --> 06:35:23,720
They're insane

5807
06:35:23,720 --> 06:35:24,520
You know

5808
06:35:24,520 --> 06:35:25,900
Especially those two guns

5809
06:35:25,900 --> 06:35:26,440
That killed me

5810
06:35:26,440 --> 06:35:32,400
Do you know

5811
06:35:32,400 --> 06:35:33,420
GG58

5812
06:35:33,420 --> 06:35:35,860
And then

5813
06:35:35,860 --> 06:35:38,740
Maybe just make another class

5814
06:35:38,740 --> 06:35:39,080
There

5815
06:35:39,080 --> 06:35:41,560
And stick on

5816
06:35:41,560 --> 06:35:45,140
Hang on

5817
06:35:45,140 --> 06:35:46,340
Hang on

5818
06:35:46,340 --> 06:35:49,300
Custom loadout 5

5819
06:35:49,300 --> 06:35:52,580
Stick on the

5820
06:35:52,580 --> 06:35:54,120
Light machine gun

5821
06:35:54,120 --> 06:35:54,980
Whatever the fuck it is

5822
06:35:54,980 --> 06:35:55,760
That your man killed me

5823
06:35:55,760 --> 06:35:56,640
With at the end there

5824
06:35:56,640 --> 06:35:57,960
I think it was a

5825
06:35:57,960 --> 06:35:58,600
HCR

5826
06:35:58,600 --> 06:36:02,440
Does anybody know

5827
06:36:02,440 --> 06:36:05,220
I don't think it is

5828
06:36:05,220 --> 06:36:05,800
The HCR

5829
06:36:05,800 --> 06:36:07,080
Because it's a gun

5830
06:36:07,080 --> 06:36:07,940
That everyone is using

5831
06:36:07,940 --> 06:36:08,880
So it must therefore

5832
06:36:08,880 --> 06:36:09,580
Be a gun

5833
06:36:09,580 --> 06:36:10,980
That is in the game

5834
06:36:10,980 --> 06:36:12,620
Modern Warfare 3

5835
06:36:12,620 --> 06:36:15,420
Thank you very much there

5836
06:36:15,420 --> 06:36:16,540
Macron show

5837
06:36:16,540 --> 06:36:17,980
Very very kindly

5838
06:36:17,980 --> 06:36:18,740
I hope you're getting

5839
06:36:18,740 --> 06:36:19,960
On well

5840
06:36:19,960 --> 06:36:21,400
And having a happy new year

5841
06:36:21,400 --> 06:36:22,000
And a great Christmas

5842
06:36:22,000 --> 06:36:23,380
And all that shenanigans

5843
06:36:23,380 --> 06:36:25,860
He killed you with the

5844
06:36:25,860 --> 06:36:26,640
MTZ

5845
06:36:26,640 --> 06:36:30,520
Which is

5846
06:36:30,520 --> 06:36:32,120
An assault rifle

5847
06:36:32,120 --> 06:36:32,460
Is it?

5848
06:36:37,780 --> 06:36:38,220
Okay

5849
06:36:38,220 --> 06:36:41,200
Okay

5850
06:36:41,200 --> 06:36:41,200
Okay

5851
06:36:41,200 --> 06:37:07,280
What am I doing with that?

5852
06:37:07,340 --> 06:37:07,940
I just don't want that

5853
06:37:07,940 --> 06:37:15,820
Shotgun

5854
06:37:15,820 --> 06:37:20,240
Let's equip

5855
06:37:20,240 --> 06:37:21,800
What the

5856
06:37:21,800 --> 06:37:23,060
How would you unlock

5857
06:37:23,060 --> 06:37:23,820
That fucking thing?

5858
06:37:24,260 --> 06:37:25,000
Complete by

5859
06:37:25,000 --> 06:37:26,380
The armoury

5860
06:37:26,380 --> 06:37:26,660
Unlocked

5861
06:37:26,660 --> 06:37:27,600
Three daily challenges

5862
06:37:27,600 --> 06:37:28,560
To unlock the riveter

5863
06:37:28,560 --> 06:37:30,960
The riveter really is

5864
06:37:30,960 --> 06:37:31,800
The gun that we would

5865
06:37:31,800 --> 06:37:32,420
Love to have

5866
06:37:32,420 --> 06:37:33,420
In the arsenal

5867
06:37:33,420 --> 06:37:34,180
Because of the

5868
06:37:34,180 --> 06:37:35,560
The way it handled itself

5869
06:37:35,560 --> 06:37:36,400
For that last

5870
06:37:36,400 --> 06:37:37,560
Final circle

5871
06:37:37,560 --> 06:37:38,160
Last night

5872
06:37:38,160 --> 06:37:38,580
It was just

5873
06:37:38,580 --> 06:37:43,360
It was

5874
06:37:43,360 --> 06:37:43,800
It was

5875
06:37:43,800 --> 06:37:45,080
Very very nasty

5876
06:37:45,080 --> 06:37:45,800
It was like that

5877
06:37:45,800 --> 06:37:46,840
Automatic shotgun

5878
06:37:46,840 --> 06:37:48,480
From Modern Warfare 3

5879
06:37:48,480 --> 06:37:55,200
Bernie T-Bag

5880
06:37:55,200 --> 06:37:56,080
Thank you very much

5881
06:37:56,080 --> 06:37:58,380
Hold your 26

5882
06:37:58,380 --> 06:37:58,900
LMG

5883
06:37:58,900 --> 06:37:59,520
For range

5884
06:37:59,520 --> 06:38:00,140
And striker

5885
06:38:00,140 --> 06:38:00,660
For close

5886
06:38:00,660 --> 06:38:01,380
Can't go wrong

5887
06:38:01,380 --> 06:38:01,960
Mouse and key

5888
06:38:01,960 --> 06:38:02,780
Let's have a little look

5889
06:38:02,780 --> 06:38:03,060
At that

5890
06:38:03,060 --> 06:38:03,460
And so

5891
06:38:03,460 --> 06:38:04,360
But we need to

5892
06:38:04,360 --> 06:38:05,740
Is it my

5893
06:38:05,740 --> 06:38:07,460
Do you have to select

5894
06:38:07,460 --> 06:38:09,260
The fucking unlock thing

5895
06:38:09,260 --> 06:38:10,960
To be challenging it

5896
06:38:10,960 --> 06:38:12,420
Complete three daily challenges

5897
06:38:12,420 --> 06:38:13,520
To unlock riveter

5898
06:38:13,520 --> 06:38:15,000
But I mean

5899
06:38:15,000 --> 06:38:16,120
It's telling me that I have to

5900
06:38:16,120 --> 06:38:17,500
Complete challenges to unlock

5901
06:38:17,500 --> 06:38:20,740
A wasp or a WSP swarm

5902
06:38:20,740 --> 06:38:22,540
Right with their gunners

5903
06:38:22,540 --> 06:38:27,900
It's so confusing now

5904
06:38:27,900 --> 06:38:28,820
What they've done with this

5905
06:38:28,820 --> 06:38:31,720
You need a little manual

5906
06:38:31,720 --> 06:38:33,060
Or you need to watch a video

5907
06:38:33,060 --> 06:38:34,600
And it primes you

5908
06:38:34,600 --> 06:38:35,860
On how to fucking go about

5909
06:38:35,860 --> 06:38:36,980
Unlocking certain weapons

5910
06:38:36,980 --> 06:38:44,340
Let's go for that

5911
06:38:44,340 --> 06:38:47,200
Hold your 26 LMG

5912
06:38:47,200 --> 06:38:49,220
That's the MTZ

5913
06:38:49,220 --> 06:38:52,580
The DG

5914
06:38:52,580 --> 06:38:56,420
Copy this fucking loadout

5915
06:38:56,420 --> 06:38:57,300
From here for a second

5916
06:38:57,300 --> 06:38:58,180
Sorry about this now

5917
06:38:58,180 --> 06:38:59,520
Copy that

5918
06:38:59,520 --> 06:39:00,680
Yeti

5919
06:39:00,680 --> 06:39:01,720
Duplicate that

5920
06:39:01,720 --> 06:39:04,140
Loadouts

5921
06:39:04,140 --> 06:39:06,880
Yeti

5922
06:39:06,880 --> 06:39:09,800
Yetonomics

5923
06:39:09,800 --> 06:39:20,480
Gunsmith

5924
06:39:20,480 --> 06:39:21,520
I'll take that out

5925
06:39:21,520 --> 06:39:22,400
Of the fucking equation

5926
06:39:22,400 --> 06:39:26,840
You're telling me

5927
06:39:26,840 --> 06:39:29,240
Hold your 26

5928
06:39:29,240 --> 06:39:48,540
This looks nasty

5929
06:39:48,540 --> 06:39:53,820
You're saying to go with the striker

5930
06:39:53,820 --> 06:39:55,380
I'm just gonna stick with the swarm

5931
06:39:55,380 --> 06:39:56,900
And then

5932
06:39:56,900 --> 06:39:59,320
I'll go to striker after that

5933
06:39:59,320 --> 06:40:00,520
If it's not working out for me

5934
06:40:00,520 --> 06:40:01,280
Didn't work out for me

5935
06:40:01,280 --> 06:40:02,020
Didn't work out for me

5936
06:40:02,020 --> 06:40:04,300
Striker I believe is the MP5

5937
06:40:04,300 --> 06:40:06,980
Which is a firm favourite

5938
06:40:06,980 --> 06:40:08,260
So yetonomics

5939
06:40:08,260 --> 06:40:11,720
No silencer on it

5940
06:40:11,720 --> 06:40:12,460
Not silenced

5941
06:40:12,460 --> 06:40:12,940
But I mean

5942
06:40:12,940 --> 06:40:14,440
What you lack in silence

5943
06:40:14,440 --> 06:40:15,200
You make up for

5944
06:40:15,200 --> 06:40:17,060
Boom

5945
06:40:17,060 --> 06:40:18,100
Boom power

5946
06:40:18,100 --> 06:40:26,680
Click the little green medal

5947
06:40:26,680 --> 06:40:28,020
Beside the item you want to unlock

5948
06:40:28,020 --> 06:40:28,760
It adds it to the list

5949
06:40:28,760 --> 06:40:29,820
Max 3 in the list

5950
06:40:29,820 --> 06:40:31,560
The little green yoke

5951
06:40:31,560 --> 06:40:33,060
Beside the fucking weapon

5952
06:40:33,060 --> 06:40:33,820
You want to unlock

5953
06:40:33,820 --> 06:40:34,860
The little green yoke

5954
06:40:34,860 --> 06:40:35,900
Beside the weapon

5955
06:40:35,900 --> 06:40:37,100
You want to unlock

5956
06:40:37,100 --> 06:40:41,120
So that'll be where

5957
06:40:41,120 --> 06:40:41,800
We'll get that

5958
06:40:41,800 --> 06:40:43,540
Shotgun

5959
06:40:43,540 --> 06:40:45,580
Little green thing

5960
06:40:45,580 --> 06:40:46,940
That yoke there

5961
06:40:46,940 --> 06:40:49,060
This little green thing

5962
06:40:49,060 --> 06:40:59,800
I know what you mean

5963
06:40:59,800 --> 06:41:00,480
Because I've done it

5964
06:41:00,480 --> 06:41:00,840
Do you know

5965
06:41:00,840 --> 06:41:03,240
I know exactly what you mean

5966
06:41:03,240 --> 06:41:04,780
But it's not giving me the option here

5967
06:41:04,780 --> 06:41:06,220
I don't fucking know

5968
06:41:06,220 --> 06:41:17,400
Yeah not to forget as well

5969
06:41:17,400 --> 06:41:19,720
Thanks for reminding me there

5970
06:41:19,720 --> 06:41:21,020
In the chat there Dee

5971
06:41:21,020 --> 06:41:22,020
About that sniper

5972
06:41:22,020 --> 06:41:24,040
So I've got a nice little sniper scenario

5973
06:41:24,040 --> 06:41:24,460
As well

5974
06:41:24,460 --> 06:41:25,940
I believe that really would be a

5975
06:41:25,940 --> 06:41:28,080
Beautiful situation

5976
06:41:28,080 --> 06:41:33,920
Three challenges

5977
06:41:33,920 --> 06:41:33,960
Three challenges

5978
06:41:33,960 --> 06:41:34,840
Three challenges

5979
06:41:34,840 --> 06:41:37,380
Weapons

5980
06:41:37,380 --> 06:41:42,960
Play

5981
06:41:42,960 --> 06:41:48,900
Alright okay

5982
06:41:48,900 --> 06:41:49,540
So this is it

5983
06:41:49,540 --> 06:41:50,720
Available tokens

5984
06:41:50,720 --> 06:41:56,200
Five

5985
06:41:56,200 --> 06:41:57,500
Select new armoury unlocks

5986
06:41:57,500 --> 06:41:58,060
Okay right

5987
06:41:58,060 --> 06:41:58,780
What's this now

5988
06:41:58,780 --> 06:41:59,720
So riveter

5989
06:41:59,720 --> 06:42:00,740
Activate

5990
06:42:00,740 --> 06:42:04,380
So that's activated

5991
06:42:04,380 --> 06:42:13,780
Covered sneakers

5992
06:42:13,780 --> 06:42:15,460
Eliminate footstep sounds

5993
06:42:15,460 --> 06:42:16,100
Fucking hell

5994
06:42:16,100 --> 06:42:17,300
That would be something

5995
06:42:17,300 --> 06:42:18,980
It's like ninja pro

5996
06:42:18,980 --> 06:42:23,040
But I'd rather have the riveter

5997
06:42:23,040 --> 06:42:23,780
Unlocked

5998
06:42:23,780 --> 06:42:25,980
As my primary thing

5999
06:42:25,980 --> 06:42:28,760
So in order to get those guys

6000
06:42:28,760 --> 06:42:29,840
We need to get ten assists

6001
06:42:29,840 --> 06:42:31,020
Two operator kills

6002
06:42:31,020 --> 06:42:31,600
With a shotgun

6003
06:42:31,600 --> 06:42:32,520
In the same match

6004
06:42:32,520 --> 06:42:33,960
Two operator kills

6005
06:42:33,960 --> 06:42:34,900
With a looted weapon

6006
06:42:34,900 --> 06:42:37,220
It's really just getting the kills

6007
06:42:37,220 --> 06:42:38,300
Because that's not

6008
06:42:38,300 --> 06:42:38,720
That's

6009
06:42:38,720 --> 06:42:39,820
That's been missing

6010
06:42:39,820 --> 06:42:40,660
Obviously

6011
06:42:40,660 --> 06:42:41,320
That was

6012
06:42:41,320 --> 06:42:42,320
An absolute

6013
06:42:42,320 --> 06:42:43,440
Steam plow

6014
06:42:43,440 --> 06:42:44,760
Rollover session

6015
06:42:44,760 --> 06:42:45,360
In the last one

6016
06:42:45,360 --> 06:42:46,100
Where I was just fucking

6017
06:42:46,100 --> 06:42:46,900
Running people over

6018
06:42:46,900 --> 06:42:47,400
In the car

6019
06:42:47,400 --> 06:42:49,200
But

6020
06:42:49,200 --> 06:42:51,300
You'll have those

6021
06:42:51,300 --> 06:42:51,960
You'll take those

6022
06:42:51,960 --> 06:42:53,180
You'll take those all day

6023
06:42:53,180 --> 06:42:54,920
What we do need to do

6024
06:42:54,920 --> 06:42:55,400
Is land

6025
06:42:55,400 --> 06:42:56,240
Get gun

6026
06:42:56,240 --> 06:42:56,780
Shoot

6027
06:42:56,780 --> 06:42:57,500
Kill man

6028
06:42:57,500 --> 06:42:58,380
Get gun

6029
06:42:58,380 --> 06:42:59,580
Reward

6030
06:42:59,580 --> 06:43:00,900
Then keep going

6031
06:43:00,900 --> 06:43:01,500
And going on

6032
06:43:01,500 --> 06:43:02,340
It never ends

6033
06:43:02,340 --> 06:43:06,840
So that's

6034
06:43:06,840 --> 06:43:07,400
Multiplayer

6035
06:43:07,400 --> 06:43:08,460
These daily challenges

6036
06:43:08,460 --> 06:43:09,900
Are just multiplayer only

6037
06:43:09,900 --> 06:43:10,220
Are they?

6038
06:43:10,820 --> 06:43:11,420
Thought they were

6039
06:43:11,420 --> 06:43:12,380
Warzone challenges

6040
06:43:12,380 --> 06:43:17,100
Because looted weapon

6041
06:43:17,100 --> 06:43:18,040
That would suggest

6042
06:43:18,040 --> 06:43:18,540
Warzone

6043
06:43:18,540 --> 06:43:27,340
Looted and booted

6044
06:43:27,340 --> 06:43:41,180
I purchased

6045
06:43:41,180 --> 06:43:42,480
Porex pandemonium

6046
06:43:42,480 --> 06:43:43,040
When available

6047
06:43:43,040 --> 06:43:44,140
So I got a nice

6048
06:43:44,140 --> 06:43:44,720
Irish lad

6049
06:43:44,720 --> 06:43:45,300
In a kilt

6050
06:43:45,300 --> 06:43:46,100
For some reason

6051
06:43:46,100 --> 06:43:47,520
But look at the

6052
06:43:47,520 --> 06:43:48,280
Irish tracer

6053
06:43:48,280 --> 06:43:51,200
Someone laughing there

6054
06:43:51,200 --> 06:43:51,720
Joking

6055
06:43:51,720 --> 06:43:52,200
Laughing

6056
06:43:52,200 --> 06:43:52,960
Having fun

6057
06:43:52,960 --> 06:43:55,880
Their microphone on

6058
06:43:55,880 --> 06:43:58,120
The cheek

6059
06:43:58,120 --> 06:44:05,020
How would you get

6060
06:44:05,020 --> 06:44:06,020
Assist in solos

6061
06:44:06,020 --> 06:44:06,840
Except by accident

6062
06:44:06,840 --> 06:44:07,440
I'm not sure

6063
06:44:07,440 --> 06:44:08,100
But it's happened

6064
06:44:08,100 --> 06:44:11,660
I think it's like

6065
06:44:11,660 --> 06:44:12,200
When you've

6066
06:44:12,200 --> 06:44:15,260
Shot someone up

6067
06:44:15,260 --> 06:44:16,960
And you soften them up

6068
06:44:16,960 --> 06:44:17,660
And then the other person

6069
06:44:17,660 --> 06:44:18,100
Kills them

6070
06:44:18,100 --> 06:44:18,620
And then you've got

6071
06:44:18,620 --> 06:44:19,180
That assist

6072
06:44:19,180 --> 06:44:26,900
Need to get

6073
06:44:26,900 --> 06:44:27,760
Ten assists

6074
06:44:27,760 --> 06:44:29,500
Fucking

6075
06:44:29,500 --> 06:44:30,600
Somerville style

6076
06:44:30,600 --> 06:44:39,080
I've played

6077
06:44:39,080 --> 06:44:39,620
DayZ

6078
06:44:39,620 --> 06:44:40,200
But I've

6079
06:44:40,200 --> 06:44:40,960
Uninstalled it

6080
06:44:40,960 --> 06:44:41,720
Since last year

6081
06:44:41,720 --> 06:44:42,200
I just couldn't be

6082
06:44:42,200 --> 06:44:42,980
Bothered playing it again

6083
06:44:42,980 --> 06:45:01,880
Yes anomics

6084
06:45:01,880 --> 06:45:05,800
Sniper though

6085
06:45:05,800 --> 06:45:08,260
Enemy soldier incoming

6086
06:45:08,260 --> 06:45:10,880
Oh that's the

6087
06:45:10,880 --> 06:45:11,540
I thought it was

6088
06:45:11,540 --> 06:45:11,940
Sniper's

6089
06:45:11,940 --> 06:45:12,380
Not my

6090
06:45:12,380 --> 06:45:13,220
Assault

6091
06:45:13,220 --> 06:45:16,080
Oh yeah

6092
06:45:16,080 --> 06:45:28,940
Enemy's dropping into the

6093
06:45:28,940 --> 06:45:29,320
A.O.

6094
06:45:29,320 --> 06:45:43,560
Playtime's over

6095
06:45:43,560 --> 06:45:46,720
Standby for deployment

6096
06:45:46,720 --> 06:45:47,620
Playtime's over

6097
06:45:47,620 --> 06:45:49,280
You're about to go in the war zone

6098
06:45:49,280 --> 06:45:52,120
Don't make me come down there

6099
06:45:52,120 --> 06:45:57,780
Don't make me come down there

6100
06:45:57,780 --> 06:45:58,620
Get y'all

6101
06:45:58,620 --> 06:46:00,180
We got the green light

6102
06:46:00,180 --> 06:46:01,360
You're going to the war zone

6103
06:46:01,360 --> 06:46:03,120
Grab your gear and shoot

6104
06:46:03,120 --> 06:46:04,580
You're up in three

6105
06:46:04,580 --> 06:46:06,400
You are cleared hot

6106
06:46:06,400 --> 06:46:07,280
On all threats

6107
06:46:07,280 --> 06:46:09,340
Watch your ass down there

6108
06:46:09,340 --> 06:46:13,400
Yeah I go through phases

6109
06:46:13,400 --> 06:46:14,420
Where I would actually

6110
06:46:14,420 --> 06:46:15,560
Prefer to play DayZ

6111
06:46:15,560 --> 06:46:16,500
And I like the whole

6112
06:46:16,500 --> 06:46:17,840
Nature of it

6113
06:46:17,840 --> 06:46:20,340
And I go through phases

6114
06:46:20,340 --> 06:46:21,100
Of hating this

6115
06:46:21,100 --> 06:46:21,900
And I will play this

6116
06:46:21,900 --> 06:46:22,680
For like a year

6117
06:46:22,680 --> 06:46:23,360
Or two years

6118
06:46:23,360 --> 06:46:25,940
And then it

6119
06:46:25,940 --> 06:46:26,780
For some reason

6120
06:46:26,780 --> 06:46:27,760
You just get back into it

6121
06:46:27,760 --> 06:46:28,460
Obviously you play it

6122
06:46:28,460 --> 06:46:28,840
And it's good

6123
06:46:28,840 --> 06:46:30,180
This feels a lot better

6124
06:46:30,180 --> 06:46:31,160
A lot more like

6125
06:46:31,160 --> 06:46:31,800
Verdansk

6126
06:46:31,800 --> 06:46:32,600
Than the last

6127
06:46:32,600 --> 06:46:33,860
Iteration of

6128
06:46:33,860 --> 06:46:34,800
Al Mazra

6129
06:46:34,800 --> 06:46:35,740
I didn't really like that

6130
06:46:35,740 --> 06:46:36,560
Fucking Al Mazra

6131
06:46:36,560 --> 06:46:43,600
Prefer getting killed

6132
06:46:43,600 --> 06:46:44,380
In this

6133
06:46:44,380 --> 06:46:48,580
Whereas getting killed

6134
06:46:48,580 --> 06:46:49,160
In the desert

6135
06:46:49,160 --> 06:46:50,320
You were always out

6136
06:46:50,320 --> 06:46:50,800
In the desert

6137
06:46:50,800 --> 06:46:51,660
In the middle of nowhere

6138
06:46:51,660 --> 06:46:52,280
Getting killed

6139
06:46:52,280 --> 06:46:53,000
And it was just

6140
06:46:53,000 --> 06:46:55,700
I'd rather be in a fucking

6141
06:46:55,700 --> 06:46:57,360
Tower block

6142
06:46:57,360 --> 06:46:57,600
Or

6143
06:46:57,600 --> 06:46:59,040
In streets

6144
06:46:59,040 --> 06:47:00,840
And construction sites

6145
06:47:00,840 --> 06:47:01,660
And all that kind of stuff

6146
06:47:01,660 --> 06:47:13,280
Weapons free

6147
06:47:13,280 --> 06:47:15,380
Weapons free

6148
06:47:15,380 --> 06:47:19,560
Oh fuck that was

6149
06:47:19,560 --> 06:47:21,040
That was a fuck up

6150
06:47:21,040 --> 06:47:28,040
I'm gonna get a kill in the show.

6151
06:47:28,040 --> 06:47:31,040
You're losing ground. Move it.

6152
06:47:31,040 --> 06:47:34,040
I'm gonna get a kill.

6153
06:47:34,040 --> 06:47:37,040
I'm gonna get a kill.

6154
06:47:37,040 --> 06:47:44,040
I'm gonna get a kill.

6155
06:47:44,040 --> 06:48:14,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6156
06:48:14,020 --> 06:48:21,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6157
06:48:21,020 --> 06:48:26,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6158
06:48:26,020 --> 06:48:30,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6159
06:48:30,020 --> 06:48:32,020
Oh, he's up there.

6160
06:48:32,020 --> 06:48:33,020
Okay.

6161
06:48:33,020 --> 06:48:37,020
He's right there.

6162
06:48:37,020 --> 06:48:49,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6163
06:48:49,020 --> 06:49:01,020
I'm gonna get a kill.

6164
06:49:01,020 --> 06:49:14,020
I don't know where he went.

6165
06:49:14,020 --> 06:49:16,020
Some guy's over here though.

6166
06:49:16,020 --> 06:49:17,020
Fuck.

6167
06:49:17,020 --> 06:49:19,020
It's not good.

6168
06:49:19,020 --> 06:49:25,020
It's gonna be an instant instantaneous regret.

6169
06:49:25,020 --> 06:49:26,020
I don't know where he's going.

6170
06:49:26,020 --> 06:49:28,020
I don't know where he's going.

6171
06:49:28,020 --> 06:49:30,020
I don't know where he's going.

6172
06:49:30,020 --> 06:49:32,020
I don't know where he's going.

6173
06:49:32,020 --> 06:49:34,020
I don't know where he's going.

6174
06:49:34,020 --> 06:49:36,020
I don't know where he's going.

6175
06:49:36,020 --> 06:49:37,020
I don't know where he's going.

6176
06:49:37,020 --> 06:49:38,020
I don't know where he's going.

6177
06:49:38,020 --> 06:49:39,020
I don't know where he's going.

6178
06:49:39,020 --> 06:49:40,020
I don't know where he's going.

6179
06:49:40,020 --> 06:49:41,020
I don't know where he's going.

6180
06:49:41,020 --> 06:49:42,020
I don't know where he's going.

6181
06:49:42,020 --> 06:49:43,020
I don't know where he's going.

6182
06:49:43,020 --> 06:50:09,020
I don't know where he's going.

6183
06:50:09,020 --> 06:50:10,020
What?

6184
06:50:10,020 --> 06:50:11,020
He's eating them.

6185
06:50:11,020 --> 06:50:12,020
He's eating them.

6186
06:50:12,020 --> 06:50:13,020
He's eating them.

6187
06:50:13,020 --> 06:50:14,020
He's eating them.

6188
06:50:14,020 --> 06:50:15,020
He's eating them.

6189
06:50:15,020 --> 06:50:16,020
In his head.

6190
06:50:16,020 --> 06:50:17,020
In your head.

6191
06:50:17,020 --> 06:50:18,020
The bullets were in.

6192
06:50:18,020 --> 06:50:19,020
How many of them?

6193
06:50:19,020 --> 06:50:20,020
Thank you very much.

6194
06:50:20,020 --> 06:50:25,020
Anaconda G for an absolutely impressive and beautiful tip.

6195
06:50:25,020 --> 06:50:26,020
Ripper Runas.

6196
06:50:26,020 --> 06:50:27,020
Tom.

6197
06:50:27,020 --> 06:50:30,020
Anything to say for yourself at all?

6198
06:50:31,020 --> 06:50:33,020
Oh, but that was unlucky what happened.

6199
06:50:33,020 --> 06:50:35,020
And thank you very much to Anaconda G.

6200
06:50:35,020 --> 06:50:36,020
Now Francis in the Gulag.

6201
06:50:36,020 --> 06:50:37,020
What's he got?

6202
06:50:37,020 --> 06:50:39,020
What's he got in his locker?

6203
06:50:39,020 --> 06:50:40,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6204
06:50:40,020 --> 06:50:41,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6205
06:50:41,020 --> 06:50:42,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6206
06:50:42,020 --> 06:50:43,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6207
06:50:43,020 --> 06:50:44,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6208
06:50:44,020 --> 06:50:45,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6209
06:50:45,020 --> 06:50:46,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6210
06:50:46,020 --> 06:50:47,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6211
06:50:47,020 --> 06:50:48,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6212
06:50:48,020 --> 06:50:49,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6213
06:50:49,020 --> 06:50:50,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6214
06:50:50,020 --> 06:50:51,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6215
06:50:51,020 --> 06:50:52,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6216
06:50:52,020 --> 06:50:53,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6217
06:50:53,020 --> 06:50:54,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6218
06:50:54,020 --> 06:50:55,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6219
06:50:55,020 --> 06:50:56,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6220
06:50:56,020 --> 06:50:57,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6221
06:50:57,020 --> 06:50:58,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6222
06:50:58,020 --> 06:50:59,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6223
06:50:59,020 --> 06:51:00,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6224
06:51:00,020 --> 06:51:01,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6225
06:51:01,020 --> 06:51:02,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6226
06:51:02,020 --> 06:51:03,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6227
06:51:03,020 --> 06:51:04,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6228
06:51:04,020 --> 06:51:05,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6229
06:51:05,020 --> 06:51:06,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6230
06:51:06,020 --> 06:51:07,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6231
06:51:07,020 --> 06:51:08,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6232
06:51:08,020 --> 06:51:09,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6233
06:51:09,020 --> 06:51:10,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6234
06:51:10,020 --> 06:51:11,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6235
06:51:11,020 --> 06:51:12,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6236
06:51:12,020 --> 06:51:13,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6237
06:51:13,020 --> 06:51:14,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6238
06:51:14,020 --> 06:51:15,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6239
06:51:15,020 --> 06:51:16,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6240
06:51:16,020 --> 06:51:17,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6241
06:51:17,020 --> 06:51:18,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6242
06:51:18,020 --> 06:51:19,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6243
06:51:19,020 --> 06:51:20,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6244
06:51:20,020 --> 06:51:21,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6245
06:51:21,020 --> 06:51:22,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6246
06:51:22,020 --> 06:51:23,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6247
06:51:23,020 --> 06:51:24,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6248
06:51:24,020 --> 06:51:25,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6249
06:51:25,020 --> 06:51:26,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6250
06:51:26,020 --> 06:51:27,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6251
06:51:27,020 --> 06:51:28,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6252
06:51:28,020 --> 06:51:29,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6253
06:51:29,020 --> 06:51:30,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6254
06:51:30,020 --> 06:51:31,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6255
06:51:31,020 --> 06:51:32,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6256
06:51:32,020 --> 06:51:33,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6257
06:51:33,020 --> 06:51:34,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6258
06:51:34,020 --> 06:51:35,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6259
06:51:35,020 --> 06:51:36,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6260
06:51:36,020 --> 06:51:37,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6261
06:51:37,020 --> 06:51:38,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6262
06:51:38,020 --> 06:51:39,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6263
06:51:39,020 --> 06:51:40,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6264
06:51:40,020 --> 06:51:41,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6265
06:51:41,020 --> 06:51:42,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6266
06:51:42,020 --> 06:51:43,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6267
06:51:43,020 --> 06:51:44,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6268
06:51:44,020 --> 06:51:45,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6269
06:51:45,020 --> 06:51:46,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6270
06:51:46,020 --> 06:51:47,020
What's he got in his locker room?

6271
06:51:47,020 --> 06:51:49,020
I can't wait for it.

6272
06:51:49,020 --> 06:51:52,020
Personally, I'm very, very excited about it.

6273
06:51:52,020 --> 06:51:56,020
It was a solid 65th placing there that we got.

6274
06:51:56,020 --> 06:51:58,020
And we're looking to really maximize it.

6275
06:51:58,020 --> 06:52:05,020
I'd say now we've got, we came second earlier on, but that was a camp site situation.

6276
06:52:05,020 --> 06:52:11,020
And then we came, we got seven, six or seven kills two or three games ago.

6277
06:52:11,020 --> 06:52:14,020
I've fucking blasted out the other side of the game.

6278
06:52:14,020 --> 06:52:16,020
Don't know what position, maybe 50th.

6279
06:52:16,020 --> 06:52:19,020
But there were a few games earlier on that were pretty good.

6280
06:52:19,020 --> 06:52:26,020
They were very good, but there were, there was an awful lot of muck as well.

6281
06:52:26,020 --> 06:52:27,020
Absolutely.

6282
06:52:27,020 --> 06:52:39,020
Well and truly, I mean, but I mean, there is definitely a shadowy force of nature behind a lot of the results that have been coming in.

6283
06:52:39,020 --> 06:52:43,020
And I have no evidence of this.

6284
06:52:43,020 --> 06:52:44,020
I have no proof.

6285
06:52:44,020 --> 06:52:50,020
But I, what I do have, it's what I've always had, is my instinct.

6286
06:52:50,020 --> 06:52:53,020
And I'm working on instinct now.

6287
06:52:53,020 --> 06:52:54,020
And I believe.

6288
06:52:54,020 --> 06:52:55,020
Check your weapons, check your gear.

6289
06:52:55,020 --> 06:52:56,020
We're holding for deployment.

6290
06:52:56,020 --> 06:52:57,020
That's what's happening.

6291
06:52:58,020 --> 06:53:08,020
We're about to drop into the war zone yet again.

6292
06:53:08,020 --> 06:53:09,020
Why?

6293
06:53:09,020 --> 06:53:10,020
I'll tell you why.

6294
06:53:10,020 --> 06:53:11,020
Because we want to.

6295
06:53:11,020 --> 06:53:12,020
How?

6296
06:53:12,020 --> 06:53:13,020
Via plane, of course.

6297
06:53:13,020 --> 06:53:14,020
When?

6298
06:53:14,020 --> 06:53:15,020
Enemy soldier incoming.

6299
06:53:15,020 --> 06:53:15,020
Approximately 31 seconds.

6300
06:53:15,020 --> 06:53:15,020
It's just a tester.

6301
06:53:15,020 --> 06:53:15,020
This is merely an hors d'oeuvre.

6302
06:53:15,020 --> 06:53:16,020
What?

6303
06:53:16,020 --> 06:53:17,300
Enemy soldier incoming.

6304
06:53:17,800 --> 06:53:19,480
Approximately 31 seconds.

6305
06:53:28,660 --> 06:53:30,080
This is just a tester.

6306
06:53:31,360 --> 06:53:32,880
This is merely an hors d'oeuvre.

6307
06:53:32,880 --> 06:53:50,080
Thank you very much, Sun Tzu.

6308
06:53:50,200 --> 06:53:51,180
The art of war.

6309
06:53:51,280 --> 06:53:52,380
Be extremely subtle.

6310
06:53:53,160 --> 06:53:54,700
Even to the point of formlessness.

6311
06:53:55,400 --> 06:53:56,900
Be extremely mysterious.

6312
06:53:56,900 --> 06:53:58,780
Be extremely mysterious.

6313
06:53:59,200 --> 06:54:00,740
Even to the point of soundlessness.

6314
06:54:02,020 --> 06:54:05,620
Thereby, you can be the director of the opponent's fate.

6315
06:54:07,920 --> 06:54:11,500
Thanks very much there, Sun Tzu, for the tip and the information.

6316
06:54:14,680 --> 06:54:15,660
Testing, testing.

6317
06:54:15,840 --> 06:54:17,380
One, two, three, four, five.

6318
06:54:18,160 --> 06:54:19,100
Testing, testing.

6319
06:54:19,220 --> 06:54:20,200
One, two, three, four, five.

6320
06:54:21,540 --> 06:54:22,560
We're going to go loud.

6321
06:54:22,700 --> 06:54:23,600
We're going to go on the mic.

6322
06:54:24,660 --> 06:54:25,080
And hope.

6323
06:54:25,420 --> 06:54:29,000
Hope against hope that we find a few people who want to chat.

6324
06:54:30,100 --> 06:54:31,420
We want to make friends.

6325
06:54:31,420 --> 06:54:32,480
We're here to make friends.

6326
06:54:32,480 --> 06:54:34,560
Positive ID on multiple strongholds.

6327
06:54:34,700 --> 06:54:36,360
Locations are marked on your attack map.

6328
06:54:39,500 --> 06:54:40,700
In Montecito.

6329
06:54:47,700 --> 06:54:49,340
We're here to make friends.

6330
06:54:49,840 --> 06:54:51,320
The fun never ends.

6331
06:54:59,320 --> 06:55:00,460
Bring us on.

6332
06:55:00,460 --> 06:55:01,460
Bring us on.

6333
06:55:01,460 --> 06:55:02,540
Bring us on.

6334
06:55:09,960 --> 06:55:10,520
Cracked him.

6335
06:55:10,760 --> 06:55:11,440
Let's follow him.

6336
06:55:23,440 --> 06:55:25,500
I'm coming to get you.

6337
06:55:25,500 --> 06:55:29,400
I'm coming to get you tonight.

6338
06:55:30,460 --> 06:55:32,600
I'm coming to get you.

6339
06:55:34,140 --> 06:55:36,640
Gonna make you feel alright.

6340
06:55:36,640 --> 06:55:48,560
I'm coming to get you.

6341
06:55:48,560 --> 06:55:52,340
I'm coming to get you tonight.

6342
06:55:56,700 --> 06:55:58,520
He didn't have a microphone on.

6343
06:55:58,620 --> 06:55:58,880
It's a shame.

6344
06:55:58,920 --> 06:55:59,820
But there's another man.

6345
06:56:00,120 --> 06:56:02,040
There's another man somewhere near.

6346
06:56:02,940 --> 06:56:04,260
There's two more men.

6347
06:56:04,260 --> 06:56:23,780
What a blast.

6348
06:56:24,180 --> 06:56:25,940
We're having a blast today.

6349
06:56:26,720 --> 06:56:28,240
It's a New Year's blast.

6350
06:56:28,240 --> 06:56:37,720
That's the Sun Tzu.

6351
06:56:38,580 --> 06:56:40,280
That's the Sun Tzu kicking in.

6352
06:56:44,180 --> 06:56:46,040
Is there anybody else here?

6353
06:56:46,040 --> 06:57:01,720
Take the Edward Hopper up there.

6354
06:57:04,840 --> 06:57:07,560
Provide us the necessary launch needed.

6355
06:57:07,560 --> 06:57:08,120
Okay.

6356
06:57:20,440 --> 06:57:21,340
Another guy.

6357
06:57:22,080 --> 06:57:22,760
Close by.

6358
06:57:26,360 --> 06:57:27,580
To get out of here though.

6359
06:57:30,300 --> 06:57:31,640
Sniper rifle would be nice.

6360
06:57:33,200 --> 06:57:34,240
Nothing doing though.

6361
06:57:35,920 --> 06:57:38,620
He's up there on that fucking yoke up there.

6362
06:57:38,700 --> 06:57:39,600
But I mean we just.

6363
06:57:39,900 --> 06:57:41,860
Don't want to let him know that we're here.

6364
06:58:01,860 --> 06:58:02,700
Fuck me man.

6365
06:58:02,700 --> 06:58:28,900
He's still over in that building.

6366
06:58:28,900 --> 06:58:30,020
Guardians lost power.

6367
06:58:30,020 --> 06:58:42,800
Fuck me man.

6368
06:58:42,800 --> 06:58:44,760
That's a nasty cut.

6369
06:58:45,420 --> 06:58:47,320
You might go to hospital tonight.

6370
06:58:48,800 --> 06:58:51,480
You might get your father to drive you to the hospital now.

6371
06:58:51,480 --> 06:59:18,300
The kids.

6372
06:59:18,300 --> 06:59:20,240
What about the kids man?

6373
06:59:24,540 --> 06:59:25,620
What about the kids?

6374
06:59:27,120 --> 06:59:27,700
There you go.

6375
06:59:28,140 --> 06:59:29,220
What about the kids man?

6376
06:59:30,140 --> 06:59:31,220
What about the kids?

6377
06:59:31,960 --> 06:59:32,620
Never mind.

6378
06:59:33,080 --> 06:59:34,120
Never mind me.

6379
06:59:34,200 --> 06:59:34,700
What about the.

6380
06:59:34,760 --> 06:59:35,940
You need to look after them.

6381
06:59:36,760 --> 06:59:38,220
You can't be playing these.

6382
06:59:38,300 --> 06:59:39,920
These ultra violent video games.

6383
06:59:40,020 --> 06:59:41,900
They should be watching Disney films man.

6384
06:59:46,300 --> 06:59:47,140
Where's...

6385
06:59:48,320 --> 06:59:50,160
Have you the fucking Aladdin?

6386
06:59:52,480 --> 06:59:53,840
Have you the sleeping beauty?

6387
07:00:00,540 --> 07:00:02,040
What about the kids lad?

6388
07:00:08,540 --> 07:00:09,540
Oh no!

6389
07:00:09,540 --> 07:00:13,540
Oh! Oh!

6390
07:00:35,540 --> 07:00:37,540
Got a striker as well, nice!

6391
07:00:37,540 --> 07:00:39,540
Souped up.

6392
07:00:39,540 --> 07:00:41,540
Very slow ADS.

6393
07:00:43,540 --> 07:00:45,540
I'm keeping the shotgun though.

6394
07:00:45,540 --> 07:00:49,540
Yeah, we'll keep the shotgun and swap the striker for this assault rifle.

6395
07:01:03,540 --> 07:01:05,540
I just feel as though there's someone else here.

6396
07:01:15,540 --> 07:01:19,540
I don't know whether or not to go sniper on the loadout or what.

6397
07:01:19,540 --> 07:01:21,540
Black side is secure. All clear.

6398
07:01:21,540 --> 07:01:23,540
Because this feels good.

6399
07:01:42,540 --> 07:01:45,540
How do we get up there? Is there an... oh yeah.

6400
07:01:45,540 --> 07:02:05,540
Fuck. I don't know. Don't know what to... go with Yeti. Same old, same old.

6401
07:02:07,540 --> 07:02:10,540
Go with Yeti and the fucking shotgun.

6402
07:02:10,540 --> 07:02:16,540
*Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.*

6403
07:02:20,540 --> 07:02:25,540
*Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.*

6404
07:02:25,540 --> 07:02:29,540
*Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.*

6405
07:02:29,540 --> 07:02:31,540
*Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.*

6406
07:02:31,540 --> 07:02:33,540
*Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone.*

6407
07:02:33,540 --> 07:02:35,540
Wastes of skin.

6408
07:02:35,540 --> 07:02:39,540
Fire sale active. Buy station prices have been reduced.

6409
07:02:39,540 --> 07:02:41,540
*Squeak*

6410
07:03:01,540 --> 07:03:05,540
Was Heavy Rain a success? I was nothing short of a fucking resounding...

6411
07:03:06,540 --> 07:03:07,540
...success.

6412
07:03:07,540 --> 07:03:09,540
*Squeak*

6413
07:03:09,540 --> 07:03:14,540
It was absolutely beautiful. It had all the hallmarks of a wonderful video game.

6414
07:03:15,540 --> 07:03:20,540
So much so, that I had to close it down and start watching Computer Chronicles.

6415
07:03:25,540 --> 07:03:27,540
*Gas is closing in*

6416
07:03:27,540 --> 07:03:46,020
in. Positive ID on the bounty targets. Hunt them down.

6417
07:03:46,020 --> 07:04:08,020
Fire sales over. Adjusting prices.

6418
07:04:08,020 --> 07:04:34,020
Fuck. Snipes.

6419
07:04:34,020 --> 07:05:00,020
Shit.

6420
07:05:00,020 --> 07:05:02,020
*Gunshot*

6421
07:05:02,020 --> 07:05:04,020
*Gunshot*

6422
07:05:04,020 --> 07:05:06,020
*Gunshot*

6423
07:05:06,020 --> 07:05:08,020
*Gunshot*

6424
07:05:08,020 --> 07:05:10,020
*Gunshot*

6425
07:05:10,020 --> 07:05:12,020
*Gunshot*

6426
07:05:12,020 --> 07:05:40,020
*gunshot*

6427
07:05:40,020 --> 07:05:43,860
Did slow hands! Thanks very much for the tip there.

6428
07:05:43,860 --> 07:06:09,580
Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. All stations, a jailbreak is active. Blaster mine deployed.

6429
07:06:09,580 --> 07:06:16,580
*Mortar Strike*

6430
07:06:21,460 --> 07:06:24,460
Requesting Ordnance, Position Marked!

6431
07:06:24,460 --> 07:06:28,460
Copy that, Mortar Strike Inbound now!

6432
07:06:28,460 --> 07:06:32,460
Mortar Strike Inbound now!

6433
07:06:32,460 --> 07:06:34,460
*Sigh*

6434
07:06:34,460 --> 07:06:36,460
*Sigh*

6435
07:06:36,460 --> 07:06:38,460
Heads up! Jailbreak is active!

6436
07:06:43,460 --> 07:06:49,460
Ah, bounty targets gone dark, we lost a contract. Enemies are dropping into the area! Watch the skies!

6437
07:06:51,460 --> 07:06:52,460
*Sigh*

6438
07:06:56,460 --> 07:06:58,460
Gas is moving!

6439
07:06:58,460 --> 07:07:00,460
*Sigh*

6440
07:07:08,460 --> 07:07:09,460
Brassut!

6441
07:07:10,460 --> 07:07:11,460
Bliart!

6442
07:07:14,460 --> 07:07:19,460
It seems like there are Russian or Ukrainian guys that are fucking kidnapping you and bringing you the Gulag.

6443
07:07:26,460 --> 07:07:29,460
Fucking take a break man! Take a fucking break!

6444
07:07:39,460 --> 07:07:40,460
*Sigh*

6445
07:07:40,460 --> 07:08:10,440
So, thank you.

6446
07:08:10,440 --> 07:08:22,080
Two submachine guns, so we need a bigger gun.

6447
07:08:25,280 --> 07:08:26,340
It's not good.

6448
07:08:26,340 --> 07:08:56,320
It's not good.

6449
07:08:56,320 --> 07:09:26,300
It's not good.

6450
07:09:26,300 --> 07:09:27,300
Oh!

6451
07:09:27,300 --> 07:09:31,300
Digital hands in Montecito!

6452
07:09:31,300 --> 07:09:33,300
Back off!

6453
07:09:33,300 --> 07:09:34,300
Back off!

6454
07:09:34,300 --> 07:09:43,300
It's slowly beginning to reach a new wave.

6455
07:09:43,300 --> 07:09:49,220
wave. I mean, you definitely weren't lying when you said that you were about to, the winds of change

6456
07:09:49,220 --> 07:09:55,760
were about to hit us there. And certainly there was something, there was something a little bit

6457
07:09:55,760 --> 07:10:03,300
different there. Your good work, so cynically undone by booby traps, the most coward,

6458
07:10:03,300 --> 07:10:15,460
coward-based format of murder. But fair play. It felt nice. It felt loose. You were playing fast and loose.

6459
07:10:15,460 --> 07:10:20,960
Yeah, I was. Look, I mean, I don't want to be blowing my own trumpet or anything like that, but I mean,

6460
07:10:21,180 --> 07:10:27,080
the first few kills I got, they seemed to be as though the guys that I was killing, they didn't

6461
07:10:27,080 --> 07:10:32,720
really have a fucking dicky bird about what was going on, you know? And I'm not particularly too

6462
07:10:32,720 --> 07:10:41,140
sure whether or not that was their own ineptitude or whether my skill has reached nirvana. That is to

6463
07:10:41,140 --> 07:10:46,340
say, throughout whatever this has been, people saying, yeah, it's nearly a seven hour, over a

6464
07:10:46,340 --> 07:10:53,540
seven hour stream. This is what happens, you see. Sometimes you do need to be faced with a big

6465
07:10:53,540 --> 07:11:00,280
fucking slap in the face. And that's what we were getting all day long. And then went away for a bit,

6466
07:11:00,400 --> 07:11:08,260
regrouped, regathered the thoughts, recalibrated the senses, reloaded the guns, and then we reengaged

6467
07:11:08,260 --> 07:11:18,500
with the enemy. And now we re- and then we rearranged their- the way they looked, you know? And that's just

6468
07:11:18,500 --> 07:11:27,100
something you can't- you can't do it on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke at the drop of a hat. You might need to have a few

6469
07:11:27,100 --> 07:11:39,340
go-goes in it before it becomes second nature to ya. Fucking- so loud this, uh- Jesus Christ.

6470
07:11:41,340 --> 07:11:51,100
Really- it's mad to think that there are lads playing this in front of their families at home. You know, I would be embarrassed. I'd need to-

6471
07:11:51,100 --> 07:11:57,340
and if you're playing this, you need to be sequestered away in a fucking room or something.

6472
07:12:00,140 --> 07:12:07,340
And plus, how would you win- how would you win a game? If you've got people- are talking and shouting.

6473
07:12:07,340 --> 07:12:17,580
Uh, digital hands, thank you very much for the tip. Cheers, Viper, you crafty old bastard. Thank you very much. Sun Tzu. Anaconda, cheesy, naheasy, avek.

6474
07:12:17,580 --> 07:12:21,580
Das for tweezy. It's an insane proposition.

6475
07:12:21,580 --> 07:12:47,820
I have to say, it was some of the best goddamn tootin' shootin' I ever seen in my goddamn whole ass life. I'd like to keep a clean situation down there. And that was one from the record books. You better believe it.

6476
07:12:47,820 --> 07:13:14,060
You better believe it. Word on the street is- you got a new nickname down there. They callin' you "G's Fluid." 'Cause you absolutely killed all known bacteria and scum around the rim of the toilet bowl. That is to say, the warzone has an analogy for the toilet bowl, and the toilet bowl has an analogy for the warzone. Vice versa. I haven't thought it through, but I want to tell you something, soldier. Wash your ass down there.

6477
07:13:14,060 --> 07:13:16,060
Put your ass down there.

6478
07:13:16,060 --> 07:13:21,060
Thanks very much there to that slice of cowboy...

6479
07:13:21,060 --> 07:13:38,060
Wise, cracking words. Beautiful, beautifully put, eloquently put analysis and encouragement from that man there. A real stalwart of the range. Whether that's the shootin' range, or the fuckin' cattle range.

6480
07:13:38,060 --> 07:13:45,060
What about this? What about we take this sniper up to the top and have a bit of fun with it? Why not?

6481
07:13:45,060 --> 07:13:52,060
Oh yeah. I don't mind if I do. I'll take that little aeroplane and send it away.

6482
07:13:52,060 --> 07:13:59,060
I've got two, I've got two, I've got two Uzis, I don't have a sniper. I picked up a sniper on the ground, now it's given me a fuckin' assault rifle.

6483
07:13:59,060 --> 07:14:01,060
Unless it was a glitched system.

6484
07:14:01,060 --> 07:14:02,060
No sniper, no fault.

6485
07:14:02,060 --> 07:14:03,060
No sniper, no fault.

6486
07:14:03,060 --> 07:14:04,060
Oh yeah.

6487
07:14:04,060 --> 07:14:05,060
I'll take that little airplane.

6488
07:14:05,060 --> 07:14:06,060
Oh yeah.

6489
07:14:06,060 --> 07:14:07,060
I'll take that little airplane.

6490
07:14:07,060 --> 07:14:08,060
And send it away.

6491
07:14:08,060 --> 07:14:09,060
I've got two Uzis, I don't have a sniper.

6492
07:14:09,060 --> 07:14:11,060
I picked up a sniper on the ground, now it's given me a fuckin' assault rifle.

6493
07:14:11,060 --> 07:14:18,060
Unless it was a glitched system.

6494
07:14:18,060 --> 07:14:24,060
No sniper, no fun really, is it? It's just...

6495
07:14:24,060 --> 07:14:26,060
Okay.

6496
07:14:26,060 --> 07:14:28,060
Okay.

6497
07:14:28,060 --> 07:14:38,060
*requesting recon fire*

6498
07:14:38,060 --> 07:14:42,060
*requesting recon fire*

6499
07:14:42,060 --> 07:14:46,060
*requesting recon fire*

6500
07:14:50,060 --> 07:14:52,060
We're on the other side.

6501
07:14:52,060 --> 07:14:56,060
And now he's gone back up again.

6502
07:14:56,060 --> 07:15:02,060
There's another lad and that's a sniper. It's a Bruin.

6503
07:15:12,060 --> 07:15:18,060
I'm unloading a clip right into him. Doesn't make sense. Doesn't make sense.

6504
07:15:18,060 --> 07:15:24,060
Legend of Coalsack.

6505
07:15:24,060 --> 07:15:28,060
Glitch Biscuit.

6506
07:15:28,060 --> 07:15:30,060
There's no game volume. I need to turn that up. Sorry.

6507
07:15:30,060 --> 07:15:34,060
Apologies there.

6508
07:15:34,060 --> 07:15:44,060
He landed all headshots. That's why. I see.

6509
07:15:44,060 --> 07:15:46,060
I'm thinking of...

6510
07:15:46,060 --> 07:15:56,060
*requesting*

6511
07:15:56,060 --> 07:16:02,060
Thinking of rejigging the fucking field of view so that I can maybe get better shots on. I'm not sure if that's...

6512
07:16:02,060 --> 07:16:12,060
*requesting*

6513
07:16:12,060 --> 07:16:14,060
It's a... It's a 105.

6514
07:16:14,060 --> 07:16:16,060
Or fuck it. It'll do.

6515
07:16:16,060 --> 07:16:24,060
*requesting*

6516
07:16:24,060 --> 07:16:26,060
Contract mark.

6517
07:16:26,060 --> 07:16:28,060
*requesting*

6518
07:16:28,060 --> 07:16:30,060
And then the boom time.

6519
07:16:30,060 --> 07:16:32,060
*requesting*

6520
07:16:32,060 --> 07:16:34,060
*requesting*

6521
07:16:34,060 --> 07:16:48,060
*requesting*

6522
07:16:48,060 --> 07:16:48,060
Fuck.

6523
07:16:48,060 --> 07:16:48,700
Fuck.

6524
07:16:48,700 --> 07:16:49,700
Fuck.

6525
07:16:49,700 --> 07:16:50,700
Fuck.

6526
07:16:50,700 --> 07:16:57,480
Loadout drop headed your way.

6527
07:17:08,520 --> 07:17:11,440
You got gas inbound. Safe zone relocated.

6528
07:17:11,440 --> 07:17:39,440
Missed me!

6529
07:17:39,440 --> 07:17:41,440
Missed me!

6530
07:17:41,440 --> 07:17:46,760
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

6531
07:17:46,760 --> 07:17:49,840
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

6532
07:17:50,280 --> 07:17:53,060
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

6533
07:17:53,460 --> 07:17:55,320
A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

6534
07:17:56,240 --> 07:17:59,500
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation.

6535
07:17:59,860 --> 07:18:00,640
A 1, 2.

6536
07:18:04,380 --> 07:18:06,020
Flame bag 9 mil jill.

6537
07:18:06,020 --> 07:18:12,500
How are you getting on?

6538
07:18:12,700 --> 07:18:13,880
Japanese person.

6539
07:18:14,040 --> 07:18:16,000
I can't read your name because it's in Japanese.

6540
07:18:16,200 --> 07:18:17,340
But I want to say something.

6541
07:18:18,120 --> 07:18:19,300
Ni hao, Shanghai.

6542
07:18:32,920 --> 07:18:33,940
See you later, man.

6543
07:18:33,940 --> 07:18:38,820
Somerville, Somerville, Somerville, Somerville!

6544
07:18:40,900 --> 07:18:41,440
He-he!

6545
07:18:52,200 --> 07:18:53,600
This was a bad idea.

6546
07:18:54,020 --> 07:18:55,860
This was a bad idea.

6547
07:18:55,860 --> 07:19:11,420
Billy roll.

6548
07:19:11,680 --> 07:19:12,280
Billy roll.

6549
07:19:12,500 --> 07:19:13,120
Billy roll.

6550
07:19:13,380 --> 07:19:14,020
Billy roll!

6551
07:19:14,020 --> 07:19:15,660
Oh!

6552
07:19:15,660 --> 07:19:16,960
Woo!

6553
07:19:32,900 --> 07:19:35,880
- Will you be rewasting the bar, Minister?

6554
07:19:35,880 --> 07:19:40,880
- Will you be rewasting the bar? - Will you be rewasting the bar?

6555
07:19:44,880 --> 07:19:52,160
Someone here. He's gonna try and follow us. We might wrap back around and fuckin' give him the old heave-ho.

6556
07:19:52,160 --> 07:20:10,160
He's gone to ground! He's under fire!

6557
07:20:20,160 --> 07:20:32,160
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

6558
07:20:33,160 --> 07:20:45,160
It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

6559
07:20:45,160 --> 07:20:48,160
I say, "Oh, I'm gonna do it, 3, 4, 5."

6560
07:20:48,160 --> 07:20:49,160
I...

6561
07:20:49,160 --> 07:20:51,160
- The gas is closing in. Relocating a safe zone. - The gas is closing in. Relocating a safe zone.

6562
07:20:51,160 --> 07:20:52,160
- The gas is closing in. Relocating a safe zone. - The gas is closing in. Relocating a safe zone.

6563
07:21:08,160 --> 07:21:12,160
- Hope you... Hope you had insurance for that, man.

6564
07:21:12,160 --> 07:21:15,160
Yeah, about the car you lent me there. Yeah, I...

6565
07:21:15,160 --> 07:21:17,160
Fuckin' blew it up, man.

6566
07:21:17,160 --> 07:21:22,160
Yeah. Hit a wall and fuckin' exploded.

6567
07:21:22,160 --> 07:21:34,160
It's time to get inside this house over here. Maybe just wait.

6568
07:21:43,160 --> 07:21:48,340
Squish, thank you very much there. Do it for Charlie the Capuchin.

6569
07:21:52,720 --> 07:21:55,720
I'll do it for fucking Schindler Higgins.

6570
07:21:59,160 --> 07:22:00,620
Hope there's no one in here now.

6571
07:22:00,620 --> 07:22:01,620
Oh.

6572
07:22:19,400 --> 07:22:19,920
Sniper.

6573
07:22:21,700 --> 07:22:25,780
Two snipers, one in the building behind and then another in front of me.

6574
07:22:26,600 --> 07:22:27,340
It's a heavy blow.

6575
07:22:27,340 --> 07:22:30,340
Oh.

6576
07:22:56,400 --> 07:22:57,640
It's not happening, is it?

6577
07:22:58,920 --> 07:22:59,800
It's not happening.

6578
07:23:01,820 --> 07:23:03,520
I just want to hear...

6579
07:23:03,520 --> 07:23:05,980
The only thing I want to hear now is news about the monkey.

6580
07:23:06,600 --> 07:23:08,900
But there is no news at the moment.

6581
07:23:09,000 --> 07:23:11,040
And as we were saying yesterday, no news is good news.

6582
07:23:16,440 --> 07:23:19,740
But sooner or later, we need to hear some news.

6583
07:23:19,740 --> 07:23:48,380
Fuck.

6584
07:23:48,380 --> 07:23:50,380
Fuck.

6585
07:23:50,380 --> 07:23:52,380
Fuck.

6586
07:23:52,380 --> 07:23:54,380
Fuck.

6587
07:23:54,380 --> 07:23:56,380
Fuck.

6588
07:23:56,380 --> 07:23:58,380
Fuck.

6589
07:23:58,380 --> 07:24:00,380
Fuck.

6590
07:24:00,380 --> 07:24:27,380
*Dank sounds*

6591
07:24:27,380 --> 07:24:40,380
*Dank sounds*

6592
07:24:42,380 --> 07:24:44,380
*Dank sounds*

6593
07:24:51,380 --> 07:24:53,380
Frankie Schuens, thank you very much.

6594
07:24:54,380 --> 07:24:56,380
*Dank sounds*

6595
07:24:56,380 --> 07:24:57,380
Esh Ganarys.

6596
07:24:57,380 --> 07:24:58,380
*Dank sounds*

6597
07:24:58,380 --> 07:24:59,380
*Dank sounds*

6598
07:24:59,380 --> 07:25:14,920
Shell break is active. Watch the skies.

6599
07:25:18,700 --> 07:25:20,300
You got gas moving in.

6600
07:25:20,300 --> 07:25:48,300
*Loud noise*

6601
07:25:48,300 --> 07:25:56,300
*Loud noise*

6602
07:25:56,300 --> 07:25:58,300
Fuck.

6603
07:25:58,300 --> 07:26:08,300
*Loud noise*

6604
07:26:08,300 --> 07:26:18,300
*Loud noise*

6605
07:26:18,300 --> 07:26:24,300
*Loud noise*

6606
07:26:24,300 --> 07:26:26,300
*Loud noise*

6607
07:26:26,300 --> 07:26:28,400
yearning, aunt. Still quite a few people

6608
07:26:28,400 --> 07:26:29,980
left. There's no point in staying right here.

6609
07:26:30,660 --> 07:26:32,400
But it's...

6610
07:26:32,400 --> 07:26:34,300
Probably better

6611
07:26:34,300 --> 07:26:34,900
over there.

6612
07:26:37,580 --> 07:26:38,640
Or over there.

6613
07:26:42,420 --> 07:26:44,360
Get in the car and fucking go over

6614
07:26:44,360 --> 07:26:46,240
there. I don't know.

6615
07:26:46,660 --> 07:26:47,240
What do you reckon?

6616
07:26:47,240 --> 07:27:00,120
You might get next circle.

6617
07:27:00,220 --> 07:27:00,840
Just stay, yeah?

6618
07:27:02,600 --> 07:27:04,120
We'll just stay. Look, I...

6619
07:27:04,120 --> 07:27:06,220
Apologies for stopping the pace.

6620
07:27:06,280 --> 07:27:07,360
I was enjoying the pace.

6621
07:27:09,640 --> 07:27:10,400
But it feels

6622
07:27:10,400 --> 07:27:11,760
though if I just stay,

6623
07:27:12,060 --> 07:27:13,420
they're gonna come and get me, you know?

6624
07:27:13,660 --> 07:27:15,600
Whereas at least when I was doing things

6625
07:27:15,600 --> 07:27:16,740
on my own terms,

6626
07:27:16,740 --> 07:27:18,260
I was flying around.

6627
07:27:28,860 --> 07:27:30,100
Gas is inbound.

6628
07:27:30,320 --> 07:27:31,420
Marking a new safe zone.

6629
07:27:33,660 --> 07:27:36,140
Does the monkey condemn Hamas?

6630
07:27:36,700 --> 07:27:37,940
Like to get...

6631
07:27:37,940 --> 07:27:39,780
I'd like to get that information

6632
07:27:39,780 --> 07:27:41,680
to be honest before we actually rally

6633
07:27:41,680 --> 07:27:43,080
for the...

6634
07:27:43,080 --> 07:27:45,040
the safe

6635
07:27:45,040 --> 07:27:46,600
recapturing of the monkey.

6636
07:27:46,600 --> 07:27:49,080
is what is his take

6637
07:27:49,080 --> 07:27:49,780
and stance

6638
07:27:49,780 --> 07:27:52,480
on the Israeli-Palestine

6639
07:27:52,480 --> 07:27:53,460
conflict.

6640
07:28:05,460 --> 07:28:06,940
How the fuck do you go with that, man?

6641
07:28:13,520 --> 07:28:14,160
Floating down.

6642
07:28:14,480 --> 07:28:15,440
Still in the air, look.

6643
07:28:15,540 --> 07:28:16,780
It's like fucking Christmas.

6644
07:28:17,160 --> 07:28:18,580
Santa Claus coming out of the sky.

6645
07:28:26,920 --> 07:28:27,980
So, you're an end.

6646
07:28:27,980 --> 07:28:28,000
So, you're an end.

6647
07:28:30,620 --> 07:28:31,780
Another one's coming up.

6648
07:28:45,560 --> 07:28:46,040
Skyfall.

6649
07:28:47,360 --> 07:28:48,580
Dude, where's my chimp?

6650
07:28:48,660 --> 07:28:49,320
Thanks very much.

6651
07:28:53,660 --> 07:28:55,400
We're gonna get a couple here, I'd say.

6652
07:28:55,400 --> 07:28:55,400
We're gonna get a couple here, I'd say.

6653
07:28:55,400 --> 07:28:56,400
Okay.

6654
07:28:56,400 --> 07:28:57,400
Okay.

6655
07:28:57,400 --> 07:28:58,400
Okay.

6656
07:28:58,400 --> 07:28:59,400
Okay.

6657
07:28:59,400 --> 07:29:00,400
Okay.

6658
07:29:00,400 --> 07:29:01,400
Okay.

6659
07:29:01,400 --> 07:29:02,400
Okay.

6660
07:29:02,400 --> 07:29:03,400
Okay.

6661
07:29:03,400 --> 07:29:04,400
Okay.

6662
07:29:04,400 --> 07:29:05,400
Okay.

6663
07:29:05,400 --> 07:29:06,400
Okay.

6664
07:29:07,400 --> 07:29:08,400
Okay.

6665
07:29:08,400 --> 07:29:10,400
oh

6666
07:29:36,560 --> 07:29:39,040
Swear this is where the fun ends now I'm afraid

6667
07:29:44,640 --> 07:29:46,640
Someone here that's nice

6668
07:30:03,680 --> 07:30:04,720
Fuck

6669
07:30:04,720 --> 07:30:06,720
25 remained

6670
07:30:06,720 --> 07:30:08,720
Dude where's my chimp

6671
07:30:22,800 --> 07:30:24,800
So you're an ant

6672
07:30:32,880 --> 07:30:34,960
Pretty sweet chimp you got there dude

6673
07:30:38,560 --> 07:30:40,560
Yeah about those chimps

6674
07:30:59,600 --> 07:31:01,600
Chimp's on

6675
07:31:04,160 --> 07:31:05,600
Gas is closing in

6676
07:31:18,560 --> 07:31:20,560
Bell and Sperling are after you

6677
07:31:20,560 --> 07:31:22,560
No you better I

6678
07:31:22,560 --> 07:31:26,560
The dark side of the web we I don't think this has been seen let's

6679
07:31:26,560 --> 07:31:28,480
being seen let's

6680
07:31:28,480 --> 07:31:31,140
yeah

6681
07:31:31,140 --> 07:31:38,500
very low volume

6682
07:31:38,500 --> 07:31:40,680
there it sounds like the bit rate

6683
07:31:40,680 --> 07:31:42,560
has been crushed to fuck I bet you any

6684
07:31:42,560 --> 07:31:44,200
money with the headline

6685
07:31:44,200 --> 07:31:46,500
the title strand of the episode is

6686
07:31:46,500 --> 07:31:48,580
the dark side of the web and that would have

6687
07:31:48,580 --> 07:31:50,440
been an irresistible title to

6688
07:31:50,440 --> 07:31:52,580
ignore and I can only assume

6689
07:31:52,580 --> 07:31:53,820
that it was clicked on

6690
07:31:53,820 --> 07:31:56,660
the audio was fucking bit crushed

6691
07:31:56,660 --> 07:31:58,460
into oblivion and then decided

6692
07:31:58,460 --> 07:32:00,560
not to fucking watch it but I'm gonna give this a go

6693
07:32:00,560 --> 07:32:02,740
and see if we can persevere for at least some

6694
07:32:02,740 --> 07:32:06,060
at least some bit here

6695
07:32:06,060 --> 07:32:19,680
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do

6696
07:32:19,680 --> 07:32:40,860
this week on the internet cafe a halloween special the dark side of the web

6697
07:32:40,860 --> 07:32:44,160
meet lady caroline sounds like it's um

6698
07:32:44,160 --> 07:32:51,760
record is in a fucking box or something the fellow who's talking here the audio is not that bad says

6699
07:32:51,760 --> 07:32:57,060
and okay you can hear that your web guide to haunted houses vampires and ghosts witches have websites

6700
07:32:57,060 --> 07:33:03,400
to vampires and ghosts no pointy hat no broom but this web mistress will guide you through the

6701
07:33:03,400 --> 07:33:08,340
covenant of the goddess want a virtual nightmare try bad mojo in which you live your life as a

6702
07:33:08,340 --> 07:33:14,920
cockroach we'll meet the so you're a cockroach right that's right might be a better version on

6703
07:33:14,920 --> 07:33:20,440
the archive i think uh yeah you could be right you could be right so look i've got the archive going

6704
07:33:20,440 --> 07:33:29,140
here there's an episode called lions tigers and bears uh okay i mean it's hard to one thing about

6705
07:33:29,140 --> 07:33:36,300
internet archive is it's very slow to fucking give you a result uh i've been listening to loads of

6706
07:33:36,300 --> 07:33:38,540
Van Morrison-Lily keeps mentioning Jelly Roll.

6707
07:33:38,680 --> 07:33:39,980
What the fuck is he on about?

6708
07:33:40,120 --> 07:33:41,680
Asks Frankie Scones.

6709
07:33:41,860 --> 07:33:43,440
I fucking don't know, actually.

6710
07:33:44,640 --> 07:33:46,760
Unless he's on about Jelly Roll Morton,

6711
07:33:47,400 --> 07:33:50,300
who is like a, I think, a jazz pianist or something.

6712
07:33:55,620 --> 07:33:56,900
Fuck, man, I don't know.

6713
07:33:57,620 --> 07:33:58,320
Let's just see.

6714
07:34:01,640 --> 07:34:04,760
Or there's a Consumer Electronics Show 2001.

6715
07:34:05,060 --> 07:34:07,060
Because that's...

6716
07:34:07,060 --> 07:34:09,980
From MP3 to Napster,

6717
07:34:10,420 --> 07:34:12,420
the world of music has changed forever,

6718
07:34:12,800 --> 07:34:15,060
thanks to the internet and digital media.

6719
07:34:16,940 --> 07:34:19,860
One of the most revolutionary gadgets introduced...

6720
07:34:19,860 --> 07:34:21,940
Just straight into it with Computer Chronicles.

6721
07:34:22,040 --> 07:34:23,060
There's no messing around.

6722
07:34:23,720 --> 07:34:24,700
Look at the out...

6723
07:34:24,700 --> 07:34:25,060
The out...

6724
07:34:25,900 --> 07:34:26,260
In...

6725
07:34:26,260 --> 07:34:27,840
An input into this fucking thing.

6726
07:34:27,900 --> 07:34:29,120
It looks ridiculous.

6727
07:34:29,360 --> 07:34:31,360
It's called the iMad, or the Mad,

6728
07:34:31,460 --> 07:34:33,020
and it's called Mad Play.

6729
07:34:33,820 --> 07:34:35,820
We just...

6730
07:34:35,820 --> 07:34:40,100
I just get the feeling that I've seen this intro of him outside the convention center,

6731
07:34:40,180 --> 07:34:41,680
but he's done it a few times.

6732
07:34:41,680 --> 07:34:45,440
Hi, and welcome to this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

6733
07:34:45,440 --> 07:34:50,000
We are in Las Vegas, as you can see, at the Consumer Electronics Show.

6734
07:34:50,340 --> 07:34:55,040
This is an annual gathering which has become the premier showcase for information...

6735
07:34:55,040 --> 07:34:56,680
Premier showcase for...

6736
07:34:56,680 --> 07:34:58,480
...computer games.

6737
07:34:58,480 --> 07:35:04,360
...and a whole array of technology products aimed at the consumers who are leading the digital lifestyle revolution.

6738
07:35:05,040 --> 07:35:07,940
Thank you very much for the tip, the scourge.

6739
07:35:07,940 --> 07:35:11,800
Perhaps no form of new media exemplifies the digital revolution more than music.

6740
07:35:12,260 --> 07:35:19,260
From MP3 to Napster, the world of music has changed forever, thanks to the internet and digital media.

6741
07:35:21,040 --> 07:35:23,040
One of the most revolutionary...

6742
07:35:23,040 --> 07:35:31,860
...gadgets introduced here at CES was this handheld music device called the Mad Player.

6743
07:35:32,520 --> 07:35:41,360
Have you heard that? It sounds like he's making porn noises, porn sounds, and he's dressed like he's 17, but he's obviously 57.

6744
07:35:41,680 --> 07:35:46,980
It's a strange bit of business. Let's just rewind that again. It's a handheld porn sound device.

6745
07:35:49,720 --> 07:35:56,940
One of the most revolutionary gadgets introduced here at CES was this handheld music device called the Mad Player.

6746
07:35:57,440 --> 07:36:02,860
It's an MP3 player with a difference. It lets you create music in the MP3 format.

6747
07:36:03,220 --> 07:36:08,120
Brian C says if Fred Durst was a golfer, you'd get this guy here.

6748
07:36:08,560 --> 07:36:10,640
It's a crazy bit of business. It's called the Mad Player.

6749
07:36:10,800 --> 07:36:13,500
I actually don't know how we missed out on this as a generation.

6750
07:36:14,400 --> 07:36:17,460
Nobody's ever reminded me about the Mad Player that they have.

6751
07:36:17,460 --> 07:36:19,840
Sorry, I just need to go to the toilet there for a second.

6752
07:36:20,460 --> 07:36:25,240
I'll just leave you with the intro again and just check out how good does Stu look there?

6753
07:36:25,340 --> 07:36:27,040
He's in great shape.

6754
07:36:27,480 --> 07:36:31,460
He's been doing this show for over fucking 25 years at this stage, I'd say.

6755
07:36:31,600 --> 07:36:39,400
It is provided by Upside Events, presenting the Digital Lifestyle Revolution Conference, where people and technology intersect.

6756
07:36:43,400 --> 07:36:47,180
Hi and welcome to this special edition of the Computer Chronicles.

6757
07:36:47,180 --> 07:36:51,720
We are in Las Vegas, as you can see, at the Consumer Electronics Show.

6758
07:36:52,060 --> 07:36:57,380
This is an annual gathering which has become the premier showcase for information appliances,

6759
07:36:57,900 --> 07:37:03,200
computer convergence gadgets, and a whole array of technology products aimed at the consumers

6760
07:37:03,200 --> 07:37:06,120
who are leading the digital lifestyle revolution.

6761
07:37:06,560 --> 07:37:07,840
Not bad.

6762
07:37:08,480 --> 07:37:13,500
Perhaps no form of new media exemplifies the digital revolution more than music.

6763
07:37:14,000 --> 07:37:20,940
From MP3 to Napster, the world of music has changed forever, thanks to the internet and digital media.

6764
07:37:22,720 --> 07:37:30,100
One of the most revolutionary gadgets introduced here at CES was this handheld music device called the Mad Player.

6765
07:37:30,520 --> 07:37:33,720
Who managed to get my hands on a Mad Player?

6766
07:37:35,460 --> 07:37:38,920
I don't know if it was just me, but could you hear the fucking sounds?

6767
07:37:39,320 --> 07:37:43,320
Suggestive, kind of sexual overtones.

6768
07:37:44,160 --> 07:37:56,420
I think it's the ladies, and the sound bite is, she's going,

6769
07:37:57,180 --> 07:38:03,920
Mad, mad, it's mad, it's mad.

6770
07:38:03,920 --> 07:38:04,940
Mad player.

6771
07:38:05,060 --> 07:38:10,020
It's introduced here at CES was this handheld music device called the Mad Player.

6772
07:38:10,560 --> 07:38:10,900
It's an...

6773
07:38:10,900 --> 07:38:15,060
Here at CES was this handheld music device called the Mad Player.

6774
07:38:15,540 --> 07:38:17,860
It's an MP3 player with a difference.

6775
07:38:18,120 --> 07:38:18,980
It lets you cre...

6776
07:38:18,980 --> 07:38:21,020
It sounds like that...

6777
07:38:21,020 --> 07:38:25,180
This was used to make the Parity Boy theme tune on Jackass, the...

6778
07:38:25,180 --> 07:38:27,620
Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

6779
07:38:27,620 --> 07:38:28,280
Create music.

6780
07:38:28,360 --> 07:38:28,840
Mad player.

6781
07:38:29,300 --> 07:38:31,640
It's an MP3 player with a difference.

6782
07:38:31,640 --> 07:38:34,720
It lets you create music in the MP3 format.

6783
07:38:35,480 --> 07:38:38,300
Using a simple high-weight metaphor for an interface,

6784
07:38:38,780 --> 07:38:43,540
you can isolate the different instruments or music tracks in your song and change them.

6785
07:38:43,700 --> 07:38:48,580
You can pick a music genre, and the Mad Player uses its composition algorithms

6786
07:38:48,580 --> 07:38:51,140
to instantly create an original song.

6787
07:38:51,500 --> 07:38:52,900
No copyright issues here.

6788
07:38:53,500 --> 07:38:55,020
You can add your own voice.

6789
07:38:57,160 --> 07:38:59,140
Have it display song lyrics.

6790
07:38:59,140 --> 07:39:08,860
And you can even download songs through its smart media slot, and then modify or rearrange the song you downloaded.

6791
07:39:11,140 --> 07:39:17,920
Another amazing music creation tool shown here at CES was called Music and Video Maker from Magix.

6792
07:39:17,920 --> 07:39:23,500
It's an incredible piece of software, kind of an audio and video studio in a box.

6793
07:39:23,500 --> 07:39:29,080
All the tools you need to create music and music videos for about $60.

6794
07:39:29,080 --> 07:39:36,220
You can generate up to 64 tracks using eight different instruments, plus an array of synthetic instruments and samples.

6795
07:39:36,220 --> 07:39:43,220
The package includes over 3,000 WAV files and about half a gigabyte of AVI video clips.

6796
07:39:43,220 --> 07:39:52,940
The program comes with audio files that you can use. You can always import your own files, like CD tracks, MP3 files that you downloaded from the internet.

6797
07:39:52,940 --> 07:40:05,220
But it contains music. So if you use these files, everything sounds good anyway. And then for the video part, also video files are included. Or you import material that you filmed with a camcorder.

6798
07:40:05,220 --> 07:40:14,940
Once you finish creating your masterpiece, you can then dump it to videotape.

6799
07:40:14,940 --> 07:40:32,220
I'm missing, just missing all the fucking goodness there. Because I dropped the bottle opener. I can't fucking find it now. It's mad. It's mad. It's mad. It's mad.

6800
07:40:32,220 --> 07:40:43,940
Your rhetoric will smother you.

6801
07:40:43,940 --> 07:40:44,940
Fuck.

6802
07:40:44,940 --> 07:40:59,940
I was really looking forward to enjoying a lovely crisp beer with this episode. And now the fucking bottle opener has decided to grow legs.

6803
07:40:59,940 --> 07:41:15,660
Look at the media player user interface. It looks fantastic. That could play AVIs, Windows Media Video, Windows Media Audio, all the big formats. MP3.

6804
07:41:15,660 --> 07:41:35,380
And then sooner or later, DivX was gonna fucking hit the scene. And you better believe you better upgraded your fucking codec pack for that. Real player audio as well. Real player audio, which you open the real player and it would always make its signature sound, which was quite annoying.

6805
07:41:35,380 --> 07:41:38,900
I'm just trying to find this fucking bottle opener.

6806
07:41:39,900 --> 07:41:41,260
Bear with me for one moment.

6807
07:41:41,260 --> 07:42:01,700
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

6808
07:42:01,700 --> 07:42:30,260
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust.

6809
07:42:30,260 --> 07:42:36,000
Moon dust. Moon dust.

6810
07:42:56,100 --> 07:42:58,000
Where the fuck is it?

6811
07:42:58,000 --> 07:43:26,460
Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust.

6812
07:43:26,460 --> 07:43:40,760
Moondust

6813
07:43:40,760 --> 07:43:43,620
Moondust

6814
07:43:43,620 --> 07:43:46,480
Moondust

6815
07:43:46,480 --> 07:43:50,040
Moondust is still a problem

6816
07:43:50,040 --> 07:43:52,200
Moondust

6817
07:43:52,200 --> 07:43:55,040
Moondust

6818
07:43:55,040 --> 07:43:57,920
Moondust

6819
07:43:57,920 --> 07:44:00,760
Moondust

6820
07:44:00,760 --> 07:44:30,740
Thank you.

6821
07:44:30,740 --> 07:44:34,920
We are back. Thank fuck for that.

6822
07:44:34,920 --> 07:44:38,980
It's well and truly the time of the hop.

6823
07:44:39,080 --> 07:44:41,600
It's Merry Hopmas, the season of the hop.

6824
07:44:41,720 --> 07:44:48,260
I wish you a very happy new year with your New Year's quest and endeavors for the rest of the evening.

6825
07:44:48,360 --> 07:44:48,960
I hope you don't mind.

6826
07:44:49,040 --> 07:44:54,340
I'm just going to rewind this little episode here because I fucking missed the first two minutes.

6827
07:44:54,880 --> 07:45:01,520
While I was trying to find a bottle opener that was eventually found, it found its way underneath the couch.

6828
07:45:03,620 --> 07:45:05,060
An original song.

6829
07:45:05,480 --> 07:45:08,600
I didn't get to see the LCD display here.

6830
07:45:10,020 --> 07:45:11,780
I didn't get to see any of this bit.

6831
07:45:12,000 --> 07:45:13,480
Metaphor for an interface.

6832
07:45:13,840 --> 07:45:18,580
You can isolate the different instruments or music tracks in your song and change them.

6833
07:45:18,900 --> 07:45:20,600
You can pick a music genre.

6834
07:45:20,820 --> 07:45:21,040
Oh yeah.

6835
07:45:21,500 --> 07:45:22,960
Ross Ulbricht is after you.

6836
07:45:23,040 --> 07:45:24,640
Mad lad, thank you very much for the tip.

6837
07:45:25,780 --> 07:45:28,020
It's got the Kangol to the side.

6838
07:45:29,120 --> 07:45:30,740
It's a real classic look.

6839
07:45:32,120 --> 07:45:33,640
Blue denim, black shirt.

6840
07:45:34,560 --> 07:45:37,140
Really hairy arms.

6841
07:45:37,900 --> 07:45:39,460
Player uses its composition algorithms.

6842
07:45:39,460 --> 07:45:40,320
It's a great look.

6843
07:45:40,560 --> 07:45:42,780
To instantly create an original song.

6844
07:45:43,140 --> 07:45:44,580
No copyright issues here.

6845
07:45:45,200 --> 07:45:46,680
You can add your own voice.

6846
07:45:49,080 --> 07:45:50,740
Oh wow.

6847
07:45:51,280 --> 07:45:52,400
Can't believe I missed that.

6848
07:45:53,660 --> 07:45:54,620
You got to see that.

6849
07:45:56,200 --> 07:45:57,600
You're going to get to see it again.

6850
07:45:58,740 --> 07:46:00,120
Probably five times.

6851
07:46:02,340 --> 07:46:04,260
You can add your own voice.

6852
07:46:06,660 --> 07:46:07,640
Scope talk.

6853
07:46:10,040 --> 07:46:12,200
I don't like that.

6854
07:46:12,300 --> 07:46:14,660
I don't like the way he was really going for it at the end.

6855
07:46:16,000 --> 07:46:17,560
You can add your own voice.

6856
07:46:17,580 --> 07:46:19,220
I'll show you what part I mean.

6857
07:46:19,640 --> 07:46:21,520
I don't like that.

6858
07:46:21,520 --> 07:46:22,220
I don't like that.

6859
07:46:22,220 --> 07:46:24,160
I don't like that.

6860
07:46:24,160 --> 07:46:26,660
I don't like the way he was really going for it at the end.

6861
07:46:27,600 --> 07:46:29,580
You can add your own voice.

6862
07:46:29,580 --> 07:46:31,200
I'll show you what part I mean.

6863
07:46:31,200 --> 07:46:32,540
What's better is your man's... his friend's face.

6864
07:46:32,540 --> 07:46:34,180
The way he's looking at him.

6865
07:46:34,180 --> 07:46:39,160
Do you know what's the story like?

6866
07:46:39,240 --> 07:46:40,040
Where were the...

6867
07:46:40,040 --> 07:46:41,580
Where was the young...

6868
07:46:41,580 --> 07:46:43,080
You know the youth of the day.

6869
07:46:43,360 --> 07:46:45,260
That all this technology was aimed at.

6870
07:46:46,400 --> 07:46:48,100
They were nowhere to be seen.

6871
07:46:51,220 --> 07:46:55,800
I'm trying to find here what would be great musical accompaniment to have to this.

6872
07:46:55,800 --> 07:47:20,800
Sark drone

6873
07:47:20,800 --> 07:47:27,800
Sark drone

6874
07:47:27,800 --> 07:47:34,800
Sark drone

6875
07:47:34,800 --> 07:47:40,800
Sark drone

6876
07:47:40,800 --> 07:47:44,800
Sark drone

6877
07:47:44,800 --> 07:47:50,800
Sark drone

6878
07:47:50,800 --> 07:48:09,800
*Sings*

6879
07:48:09,800 --> 07:48:11,800
...and with display song lyrics...

6880
07:48:11,800 --> 07:48:13,800
*Sings*

6881
07:48:13,800 --> 07:48:15,800
...and you can even download songs through...

6882
07:48:15,800 --> 07:48:16,800
Lovely...

6883
07:48:16,800 --> 07:48:27,800
*Sings*

6884
07:48:27,800 --> 07:48:29,800
Did you hear the rip-off tune?

6885
07:48:29,800 --> 07:48:31,800
Listen...

6886
07:48:31,800 --> 07:48:33,800
...and voice...

6887
07:48:33,800 --> 07:48:35,800
*Sings*

6888
07:48:35,800 --> 07:48:37,800
He's got a Timmy Mallet vibe...

6889
07:48:37,800 --> 07:48:39,800
...display song lyrics...

6890
07:48:39,800 --> 07:48:44,800
*Sings*

6891
07:48:44,800 --> 07:48:46,800
It's got a great panpipe feature...

6892
07:48:46,800 --> 07:48:48,800
*Sings*

6893
07:48:48,800 --> 07:48:51,800
You see a sight that almost stops your heart...

6894
07:48:51,800 --> 07:48:52,800
*Sings*

6895
07:48:52,800 --> 07:48:54,800
And you can even download songs through its...

6896
07:48:54,800 --> 07:48:56,800
...smart media slot...

6897
07:48:56,800 --> 07:48:59,800
...and then modify or rearrange the song you downloaded...

6898
07:48:59,800 --> 07:49:01,800
*Sings*

6899
07:49:01,800 --> 07:49:05,800
Another amazing music creation tool shown here at CES...

6900
07:49:05,800 --> 07:49:09,800
...was called Music and Video Maker from Magix...

6901
07:49:09,800 --> 07:49:10,800
...it's an incredible...

6902
07:49:10,800 --> 07:49:11,800
M...

6903
07:49:11,800 --> 07:49:12,800
...A...

6904
07:49:12,800 --> 07:49:12,800
...G...

6905
07:49:12,800 --> 07:49:13,800
...I...

6906
07:49:13,800 --> 07:49:14,800
...Magix...

6907
07:49:14,800 --> 07:49:15,800
...a piece of software...

6908
07:49:15,800 --> 07:49:18,800
...kind of an audio and video studio in a box...

6909
07:49:18,800 --> 07:49:19,800
...all the tools you need...

6910
07:49:19,800 --> 07:49:20,800
...to create music...

6911
07:49:20,800 --> 07:49:21,800
...and music videos...

6912
07:49:21,800 --> 07:49:23,800
...for about $60...

6913
07:49:23,800 --> 07:49:26,800
...you can generate up to 64 tracks...

6914
07:49:26,800 --> 07:49:28,800
...using 8 different instruments...

6915
07:49:28,800 --> 07:49:35,180
I'd say that laptop he's working off was a real workhorse to be running all that kind of stuff.

6916
07:49:35,260 --> 07:49:37,620
And look at the GUI on the media player.

6917
07:49:37,760 --> 07:49:38,860
It's very slick.

6918
07:49:39,000 --> 07:49:40,280
It's very aquified.

6919
07:49:41,280 --> 07:49:51,060
Kind of like an iMac in a GUI format because obviously the hardware isn't going to resemble the iMac of the day.

6920
07:49:51,160 --> 07:49:58,240
You can generate up to 64 tracks using eight different instruments plus an array of synthetic instruments.

6921
07:49:58,320 --> 07:50:01,060
Some lovely Winamp skins.

6922
07:50:01,060 --> 07:50:07,540
... includes over 3,000 WAV files and about half a gigabyte of AVI video clips.

6923
07:50:08,180 --> 07:50:11,400
The program comes with audio files that you can use.

6924
07:50:12,120 --> 07:50:14,160
Ines Garshteki from Magix.

6925
07:50:15,220 --> 07:50:16,540
He looks kind of Estonian.

6926
07:50:16,740 --> 07:50:22,020
You can always import your own files like CD tracks, MP3 files that you downloaded from the internet.

6927
07:50:22,860 --> 07:50:24,780
But it contains music.

6928
07:50:25,040 --> 07:50:28,880
So if you use these files, everything sounds good anyway.

6929
07:50:29,780 --> 07:50:33,560
And then for the video part, also video files are included.

6930
07:50:34,100 --> 07:50:38,580
Or you import material that you filmed with a camcorder.

6931
07:50:38,780 --> 07:50:41,580
Dude, where's my chip?

6932
07:50:41,580 --> 07:50:48,900
Once you've finished creating your masterpiece, you can then dump it to videotape, burn a CD, or upload it to your website.

6933
07:50:50,800 --> 07:51:01,440
One interesting trend here at CES was the effort of the music industry to lure music fans away from the Napsters of the world and onto sites controlled by the music publishers.

6934
07:51:02,180 --> 07:51:07,540
This is Liquid Audio, an alternative to MP3 and Napster that offers online music...

6935
07:51:07,540 --> 07:51:08,160
Fuck the world.

6936
07:51:08,160 --> 07:51:08,380
Fuck the world.

6937
07:51:08,380 --> 07:51:10,460
A track there called Fuck the world.

6938
07:51:10,980 --> 07:51:13,000
Email my heart by Britney Spears.

6939
07:51:13,060 --> 07:51:13,680
Are you serious?

6940
07:51:15,020 --> 07:51:19,440
Did they really make her do a fucking email-centric track?

6941
07:51:19,840 --> 07:51:25,380
It makes sense because when she came to public attention, maybe around the turn of the millennium,

6942
07:51:25,960 --> 07:51:27,800
It was all the rage at that time.

6943
07:51:28,300 --> 07:51:30,560
But I think this is from 2001, so.

6944
07:51:32,100 --> 07:51:34,840
Audio, an alternative to MP3 and Napster.

6945
07:51:35,940 --> 07:51:37,940
Fuck the world by Tupac.

6946
07:51:38,240 --> 07:51:39,160
Me against the world.

6947
07:51:39,300 --> 07:51:40,320
Explicit version.

6948
07:51:40,620 --> 07:51:42,220
That offers online music...

6949
07:51:42,220 --> 07:51:45,140
C-program files Liquid Audio is where it's stored.

6950
07:51:45,640 --> 07:51:46,240
And Fly Away.

6951
07:51:46,380 --> 07:51:48,280
I want to fly away.

6952
07:51:48,940 --> 07:51:51,200
I'd love to fly away.

6953
07:51:52,100 --> 07:51:53,400
Yeah, yeah.

6954
07:51:53,920 --> 07:51:56,160
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

6955
07:51:57,180 --> 07:51:59,160
They used to love using that little...

6956
07:51:59,160 --> 07:52:01,200
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

6957
07:52:01,740 --> 07:52:02,680
Just that bit.

6958
07:52:03,480 --> 07:52:06,240
As an advertising outro sting.

6959
07:52:06,240 --> 07:52:10,500
It downloads in a copyright protected format called AAC.

6960
07:52:11,280 --> 07:52:14,160
The content that's in our system is put there by the content owner.

6961
07:52:14,720 --> 07:52:15,420
Billy Woods.

6962
07:52:15,420 --> 07:52:17,420
It's all legitimate content.

6963
07:52:17,620 --> 07:52:19,020
We prepare that content for them.

6964
07:52:19,340 --> 07:52:20,960
We marry up the metadata with the audio.

6965
07:52:21,100 --> 07:52:22,080
We put it in a secure wrapper.

6966
07:52:22,600 --> 07:52:25,020
Although that security can be controlled by the labels.

6967
07:52:25,100 --> 07:52:26,760
They can have a little security, no security.

6968
07:52:27,060 --> 07:52:30,300
In most cases, they want to have a reasonable amount of security to protect their copyright information.

6969
07:52:30,880 --> 07:52:33,420
You can download music off the Liquid Audio sites,

6970
07:52:33,420 --> 07:52:36,160
but each track comes with defined permissions,

6971
07:52:36,800 --> 07:52:38,120
limited copying rights,

6972
07:52:38,440 --> 07:52:39,800
and limited download rights.

6973
07:52:40,380 --> 07:52:42,960
We'll never be able to bypass those restrictions

6974
07:52:42,960 --> 07:52:44,500
to portable players.

6975
07:52:44,960 --> 07:52:49,740
But the folks at Liquid Audio think they can steal more users away from Napster.

6976
07:52:49,740 --> 07:52:52,840
What we're offering is the highest quality music.

6977
07:52:53,240 --> 07:52:55,540
We're offering the actual metadata that goes with the music.

6978
07:52:55,620 --> 07:52:56,720
When you buy a CD in a store,

6979
07:52:56,800 --> 07:52:57,520
you get album art,

6980
07:52:57,620 --> 07:52:58,120
you get lyrics,

6981
07:52:58,220 --> 07:52:58,820
you get liner notes.

6982
07:52:58,900 --> 07:53:01,220
Why shouldn't you get those same things if you bought a single?

6983
07:53:01,600 --> 07:53:03,180
You wouldn't get that necessarily from Napster.

6984
07:53:03,520 --> 07:53:03,940
You wouldn't.

6985
07:53:03,940 --> 07:53:09,680
It really was an event back in the day when you bought a fucking physical piece of media,

6986
07:53:09,680 --> 07:53:14,280
because you might be treated to some additional media that wasn't just the actual,

6987
07:53:14,660 --> 07:53:16,700
either visual or audio that you got.

6988
07:53:16,780 --> 07:53:18,620
So you don't get that shit anymore.

6989
07:53:20,720 --> 07:53:23,260
But at the same time,

6990
07:53:23,260 --> 07:53:26,340
the convenience of being able to fucking hear anything at any moment,

6991
07:53:26,500 --> 07:53:27,580
that's pretty good as well.

6992
07:53:27,780 --> 07:53:28,060
But I mean,

6993
07:53:28,640 --> 07:53:30,860
the magic has been taken away from it entirely.

6994
07:53:31,860 --> 07:53:33,040
Your discoveries now,

6995
07:53:33,600 --> 07:53:35,420
there is very little in the way of,

6996
07:53:36,180 --> 07:53:36,740
doesn't really,

6997
07:53:37,100 --> 07:53:40,180
doesn't hold the same residence as it did back in the day.

6998
07:53:43,180 --> 07:53:43,720
You know,

6999
07:53:43,780 --> 07:53:45,580
what's comparable nowadays to that?

7000
07:53:45,900 --> 07:53:46,140
I don't,

7001
07:53:46,220 --> 07:53:47,920
I'm not really too sure.

7002
07:53:48,360 --> 07:53:50,940
There's no way to preview anything prior to hearing it.

7003
07:53:51,400 --> 07:53:53,040
You don't know how it was encoded.

7004
07:53:53,500 --> 07:53:54,080
And in general,

7005
07:53:54,200 --> 07:53:55,140
most of those files are,

7006
07:53:55,280 --> 07:53:55,600
matter of fact,

7007
07:53:55,660 --> 07:53:57,360
almost all those files are MP3 format.

7008
07:53:57,720 --> 07:53:59,020
We support MP3 as a format,

7009
07:53:59,180 --> 07:54:00,760
but the industry prefers AAC,

7010
07:54:01,220 --> 07:54:02,420
a more recent codec,

7011
07:54:02,760 --> 07:54:05,220
as a preferred delivery codec for consumers today.

7012
07:54:05,400 --> 07:54:07,600
I'm more of a flack kind of guy.

7013
07:54:10,200 --> 07:54:10,600
I'm,

7014
07:54:10,600 --> 07:54:12,000
I'm big into my flack.

7015
07:54:12,400 --> 07:54:13,540
And that's the thing with Spotify.

7016
07:54:13,740 --> 07:54:13,960
You're getting,

7017
07:54:14,040 --> 07:54:15,420
you're paying a fucking tenner a month,

7018
07:54:15,460 --> 07:54:16,120
or probably more.

7019
07:54:17,000 --> 07:54:17,840
And you're getting,

7020
07:54:18,520 --> 07:54:19,240
what is it?

7021
07:54:19,820 --> 07:54:20,140
180,

7022
07:54:21,820 --> 07:54:22,260
uh,

7023
07:54:22,720 --> 07:54:23,940
KBPS,

7024
07:54:24,600 --> 07:54:26,040
or whatever the fuck it is.

7025
07:54:26,640 --> 07:54:27,560
MP3 files.

7026
07:54:29,520 --> 07:54:29,920
They're,

7027
07:54:30,020 --> 07:54:30,320
they're,

7028
07:54:30,400 --> 07:54:31,700
they're very inferior.

7029
07:54:32,080 --> 07:54:32,860
Very inferior.

7030
07:54:33,480 --> 07:54:34,520
It's just mad that a company,

7031
07:54:34,600 --> 07:54:34,840
like,

7032
07:54:35,860 --> 07:54:36,940
Spotify or Netflix,

7033
07:54:37,180 --> 07:54:38,080
or any of these companies,

7034
07:54:38,220 --> 07:54:39,900
they just get in at the right time,

7035
07:54:40,360 --> 07:54:41,360
as the gatekeepers,

7036
07:54:41,480 --> 07:54:42,460
for the right reasons,

7037
07:54:42,520 --> 07:54:43,200
at the right time,

7038
07:54:43,200 --> 07:54:46,000
and they become super fucking conglomerate,

7039
07:54:46,620 --> 07:54:48,060
mega overlords.

7040
07:54:49,820 --> 07:54:51,120
It was just a way of business.

7041
07:54:51,760 --> 07:54:52,040
Like,

7042
07:54:52,120 --> 07:54:52,620
Bill Gates,

7043
07:54:52,720 --> 07:54:53,520
and all that kind of stuff.

7044
07:54:53,580 --> 07:54:54,480
They tried to bring him down,

7045
07:54:54,540 --> 07:54:55,740
when he started to get it even bigger,

7046
07:54:55,820 --> 07:54:56,980
like he had a monopoly on it.

7047
07:54:58,160 --> 07:54:58,720
But, um,

7048
07:54:58,720 --> 07:55:00,900
look at the state of that fucking webpage there.

7049
07:55:00,980 --> 07:55:01,620
That's the way,

7050
07:55:01,740 --> 07:55:03,620
that's the way it used to,

7051
07:55:03,620 --> 07:55:05,600
try and catch your eye,

7052
07:55:05,680 --> 07:55:05,920
you know?

7053
07:55:06,320 --> 07:55:07,400
Dropdown menus,

7054
07:55:07,700 --> 07:55:09,220
real Windows 98,

7055
07:55:09,880 --> 07:55:10,320
aesthetic.

7056
07:55:13,140 --> 07:55:14,660
before XP came along,

7057
07:55:14,720 --> 07:55:16,080
he still had that kind of drab,

7058
07:55:16,180 --> 07:55:17,000
grey scale,

7059
07:55:17,640 --> 07:55:18,340
with blue,

7060
07:55:18,500 --> 07:55:19,920
kind of sky blue trim around,

7061
07:55:20,740 --> 07:55:22,220
and then links down the side,

7062
07:55:22,340 --> 07:55:24,360
and now it's just a fucking complete bomb.

7063
07:55:24,560 --> 07:55:25,860
That's the way it was.

7064
07:55:26,680 --> 07:55:26,940
Yeah,

7065
07:55:27,000 --> 07:55:27,540
it was shit,

7066
07:55:27,660 --> 07:55:28,040
but it was,

7067
07:55:28,200 --> 07:55:28,860
it was okay,

7068
07:55:29,240 --> 07:55:30,460
but now it's like,

7069
07:55:31,600 --> 07:55:33,060
a tailor-made,

7070
07:55:33,240 --> 07:55:33,860
Taylor Swift,

7071
07:55:34,060 --> 07:55:35,500
algorithmly led,

7072
07:55:36,260 --> 07:55:37,300
bombardment,

7073
07:55:37,920 --> 07:55:38,300
of,

7074
07:55:39,780 --> 07:55:41,340
ridiculous fucking images,

7075
07:55:41,700 --> 07:55:42,340
and very,

7076
07:55:42,480 --> 07:55:43,200
very fast,

7077
07:55:43,320 --> 07:55:43,840
focused,

7078
07:55:44,020 --> 07:55:44,760
laser sharp,

7079
07:55:45,140 --> 07:55:47,300
impactful bites.

7080
07:55:48,140 --> 07:55:48,700
And it's like,

7081
07:55:48,760 --> 07:55:49,920
hard to turn away from it,

7082
07:55:50,000 --> 07:55:51,440
it knows what you're doing.

7083
07:55:52,220 --> 07:55:52,860
So it's,

7084
07:55:53,040 --> 07:55:54,740
it's just a different beast now.

7085
07:55:54,860 --> 07:55:55,080
I mean,

7086
07:55:55,500 --> 07:55:55,940
obviously,

7087
07:55:56,080 --> 07:55:57,120
entertainment wise,

7088
07:55:57,240 --> 07:55:58,420
and content wise,

7089
07:55:58,520 --> 07:56:00,100
it's in another stratosphere now,

7090
07:56:00,540 --> 07:56:00,960
than then.

7091
07:56:00,960 --> 07:56:02,360
which is class.

7092
07:56:02,940 --> 07:56:03,320
Where it's,

7093
07:56:03,380 --> 07:56:04,760
it's almost reaching,

7094
07:56:04,860 --> 07:56:06,460
addictive levels,

7095
07:56:06,900 --> 07:56:07,160
of,

7096
07:56:08,100 --> 07:56:09,160
pure classness,

7097
07:56:09,240 --> 07:56:09,460
you know,

7098
07:56:09,780 --> 07:56:10,900
where it's actually becoming,

7099
07:56:11,120 --> 07:56:12,620
harder to escape the content.

7100
07:56:13,900 --> 07:56:14,380
It's like,

7101
07:56:14,420 --> 07:56:15,840
there's too much fucking content.

7102
07:56:16,700 --> 07:56:17,940
The liquid audio technology,

7103
07:56:17,960 --> 07:56:18,820
Hi-Fi Lowlife,

7104
07:56:18,920 --> 07:56:20,060
thanks for the tip,

7105
07:56:20,220 --> 07:56:20,900
and Madlad,

7106
07:56:20,980 --> 07:56:22,300
thank you very much for the tip as well.

7107
07:56:22,300 --> 07:56:23,440
...is being adapted,

7108
07:56:23,660 --> 07:56:24,760
by music retailers,

7109
07:56:24,940 --> 07:56:25,920
like Tower Records,

7110
07:56:26,260 --> 07:56:26,740
who are hoping,

7111
07:56:26,840 --> 07:56:28,200
they can get you off Napster,

7112
07:56:28,440 --> 07:56:29,500
and onto their site.

7113
07:56:29,780 --> 07:56:30,900
The music industry,

7114
07:56:30,900 --> 07:56:32,140
has seen the light,

7115
07:56:32,240 --> 07:56:32,440
though,

7116
07:56:32,560 --> 07:56:33,960
and will let you download,

7117
07:56:34,140 --> 07:56:35,580
just one track from a CD,

7118
07:56:36,020 --> 07:56:37,640
for as little as $1.25.

7119
07:56:38,300 --> 07:56:39,140
What Napster has proven,

7120
07:56:39,200 --> 07:56:40,180
that consumers want to,

7121
07:56:40,280 --> 07:56:41,560
acquire music in this form,

7122
07:56:41,620 --> 07:56:42,100
they want to be able,

7123
07:56:42,100 --> 07:56:42,920
to download music.

7124
07:56:43,240 --> 07:56:43,820
They should be able,

7125
07:56:43,820 --> 07:56:44,880
to do this at retailers,

7126
07:56:45,040 --> 07:56:45,740
traditional retailers.

7127
07:56:45,740 --> 07:56:46,760
They shouldn't have to feel like,

7128
07:56:47,000 --> 07:56:48,060
that they're part of some,

7129
07:56:48,260 --> 07:56:49,480
underground pirate,

7130
07:56:49,880 --> 07:56:51,300
network to do this.

7131
07:56:51,840 --> 07:56:52,160
Sure,

7132
07:56:52,240 --> 07:56:53,280
the music is free on Napster,

7133
07:56:53,360 --> 07:56:53,760
but again,

7134
07:56:54,080 --> 07:56:54,520
you never know,

7135
07:56:54,580 --> 07:56:55,260
what the quality is,

7136
07:56:55,340 --> 07:56:55,920
that you're going to get,

7137
07:56:56,000 --> 07:56:56,500
because it wasn't,

7138
07:56:56,500 --> 07:56:57,420
professionally encoded,

7139
07:56:57,540 --> 07:56:58,060
it was done,

7140
07:56:58,160 --> 07:56:58,540
generally by,

7141
07:56:58,940 --> 07:56:59,340
exactly,

7142
07:56:59,460 --> 07:57:00,320
it was done by amateurs,

7143
07:57:00,600 --> 07:57:01,400
I wonder if they're going,

7144
07:57:01,400 --> 07:57:02,280
to say amateurs,

7145
07:57:04,120 --> 07:57:04,960
or be even funnier,

7146
07:57:05,020 --> 07:57:05,900
if you said losers.

7147
07:57:07,680 --> 07:57:08,000
Again,

7148
07:57:08,160 --> 07:57:08,780
you never know,

7149
07:57:08,780 --> 07:57:09,520
what the quality is,

7150
07:57:09,540 --> 07:57:10,180
that you're going to get,

7151
07:57:10,240 --> 07:57:10,780
because it wasn't,

7152
07:57:10,780 --> 07:57:11,700
professionally encoded,

7153
07:57:11,780 --> 07:57:12,320
it was done,

7154
07:57:12,440 --> 07:57:13,340
generally by individuals,

7155
07:57:13,820 --> 07:57:14,420
if someone happens,

7156
07:57:14,500 --> 07:57:15,020
to be turning off,

7157
07:57:15,060 --> 07:57:15,440
their computer,

7158
07:57:15,520 --> 07:57:16,400
in the middle of your download,

7159
07:57:16,780 --> 07:57:17,160
individuals,

7160
07:57:17,440 --> 07:57:18,700
there's a number of liabilities,

7161
07:57:18,880 --> 07:57:19,400
that go along,

7162
07:57:19,440 --> 07:57:20,460
with that peer to peer system.

7163
07:57:21,260 --> 07:57:22,480
Universal's music division,

7164
07:57:22,660 --> 07:57:23,480
is also trying,

7165
07:57:23,580 --> 07:57:24,640
to lure music fans,

7166
07:57:24,900 --> 07:57:26,580
away from free music sites,

7167
07:57:26,800 --> 07:57:28,220
they have now teamed up,

7168
07:57:28,300 --> 07:57:29,580
with Europe's Canal Plus,

7169
07:57:29,940 --> 07:57:30,180
to develop.

7170
07:57:30,480 --> 07:57:31,520
Check out that there,

7171
07:57:31,620 --> 07:57:32,000
what is that,

7172
07:57:32,080 --> 07:57:32,300
fucking,

7173
07:57:32,500 --> 07:57:33,160
is that a Windows,

7174
07:57:33,280 --> 07:57:34,240
media player skin,

7175
07:57:35,200 --> 07:57:36,760
it's showing a Bon Jovi video,

7176
07:57:36,960 --> 07:57:37,620
it's quality,

7177
07:57:37,800 --> 07:57:40,040
and there's a DV cam deck,

7178
07:57:40,720 --> 07:57:41,860
or VHS deck,

7179
07:57:42,780 --> 07:57:43,420
beneath that.

7180
07:57:44,300 --> 07:57:44,780
But I mean,

7181
07:57:44,920 --> 07:57:46,120
surely DVD,

7182
07:57:46,120 --> 07:57:46,960
with the big,

7183
07:57:47,320 --> 07:57:48,240
toast of the town,

7184
07:57:48,320 --> 07:57:49,020
around this area,

7185
07:57:49,240 --> 07:57:49,820
it's bizarre,

7186
07:57:49,940 --> 07:57:51,400
to see a fucking VHS tape.

7187
07:57:52,240 --> 07:57:53,060
This is a website,

7188
07:57:53,320 --> 07:57:54,520
called TVL,

7189
07:57:54,780 --> 07:57:55,280
the viewing lounge,

7190
07:57:55,280 --> 07:57:56,100
at Comdex,

7191
07:57:56,160 --> 07:57:56,440
you know,

7192
07:57:56,560 --> 07:57:57,460
at the forefront,

7193
07:57:57,640 --> 07:57:58,540
of all the technology,

7194
07:57:59,120 --> 07:57:59,820
the viewing lounge,

7195
07:57:59,940 --> 07:58:01,220
Microsoft Internet Explorer,

7196
07:58:01,340 --> 07:58:01,980
provided by,

7197
07:58:02,320 --> 07:58:03,400
Screaming Movie,

7198
07:58:03,640 --> 07:58:04,140
LLC.

7199
07:58:05,140 --> 07:58:06,120
But Universal,

7200
07:58:06,300 --> 07:58:07,500
plans to move the content,

7201
07:58:07,720 --> 07:58:08,360
from the web,

7202
07:58:08,660 --> 07:58:09,700
to the TV set,

7203
07:58:09,980 --> 07:58:11,940
using set top box technology.

7204
07:58:12,440 --> 07:58:13,540
The goal is to bring,

7205
07:58:13,740 --> 07:58:14,460
internet style,

7206
07:58:14,620 --> 07:58:15,320
interactivity.

7207
07:58:15,440 --> 07:58:16,720
Was that Sting?

7208
07:58:17,400 --> 07:58:18,260
It was Sting.

7209
07:58:18,900 --> 07:58:20,300
It sounded rubbish.

7210
07:58:22,020 --> 07:58:22,540
And I mean,

7211
07:58:22,780 --> 07:58:23,540
Sting's done some,

7212
07:58:23,680 --> 07:58:24,260
classed up,

7213
07:58:24,320 --> 07:58:25,500
but I can't remember that.

7214
07:58:27,140 --> 07:58:27,460
Probably,

7215
07:58:27,620 --> 07:58:28,680
he probably should have gone,

7216
07:58:28,820 --> 07:58:29,920
and just gone straight,

7217
07:58:30,020 --> 07:58:31,060
into the fucking loot.

7218
07:58:31,440 --> 07:58:31,640
You know,

7219
07:58:31,680 --> 07:58:32,240
he was doing like,

7220
07:58:32,960 --> 07:58:34,240
tantric loot albums,

7221
07:58:34,240 --> 07:58:35,220
where he was playing loot,

7222
07:58:35,300 --> 07:58:36,500
for fucking seven hours.

7223
07:58:37,840 --> 07:58:39,020
And then doing,

7224
07:58:39,500 --> 07:58:39,800
I think,

7225
07:58:39,960 --> 07:58:41,100
I heard him doing,

7226
07:58:41,300 --> 07:58:43,640
a play,

7227
07:58:43,760 --> 07:58:44,500
or a stage show,

7228
07:58:44,560 --> 07:58:46,600
at the Borgash Energy Theater,

7229
07:58:46,800 --> 07:58:47,600
a year or two ago,

7230
07:58:47,600 --> 07:58:48,580
where he's just like,

7231
07:58:49,120 --> 07:58:50,580
singing about being on a ship,

7232
07:58:50,740 --> 07:58:51,860
and sailing out to sea,

7233
07:58:51,920 --> 07:58:52,400
and all this.

7234
07:58:52,560 --> 07:58:53,060
And it was,

7235
07:58:54,340 --> 07:58:54,860
funny enough,

7236
07:58:54,880 --> 07:58:55,520
he was singing in,

7237
07:58:55,520 --> 07:58:57,100
in a really Geordie way,

7238
07:58:57,200 --> 07:58:58,020
like Michael from,

7239
07:58:58,140 --> 07:58:58,940
Alan Partridge,

7240
07:58:58,960 --> 07:58:59,740
was singing like,

7241
07:58:59,860 --> 07:59:00,620
Fishy on a Dishy,

7242
07:59:00,720 --> 07:59:01,460
and all that kind of stuff.

7243
07:59:02,120 --> 07:59:03,580
Bon Jovis Bon Bons,

7244
07:59:03,660 --> 07:59:04,460
thank you very much.

7245
07:59:04,640 --> 07:59:05,760
Hi-Fi Low Life,

7246
07:59:05,840 --> 07:59:06,620
thank you very much.

7247
07:59:07,000 --> 07:59:08,040
But Universal plans,

7248
07:59:08,120 --> 07:59:08,980
to move the content,

7249
07:59:09,220 --> 07:59:09,860
from the web,

7250
07:59:10,160 --> 07:59:11,200
to the TV set,

7251
07:59:11,460 --> 07:59:13,440
using set top box technology.

7252
07:59:14,200 --> 07:59:14,660
The goal is,

7253
07:59:14,760 --> 07:59:16,100
It sounds depressing,

7254
07:59:16,240 --> 07:59:16,680
that tune.

7255
07:59:17,020 --> 07:59:17,700
Sounds like,

7256
07:59:18,300 --> 07:59:19,160
of its time,

7257
07:59:19,340 --> 07:59:19,900
that era.

7258
07:59:20,400 --> 07:59:20,800
To bring,

7259
07:59:20,940 --> 07:59:21,720
internet style,

7260
07:59:21,860 --> 07:59:22,660
interactivity,

7261
07:59:23,040 --> 07:59:24,100
to the television set.

7262
07:59:24,100 --> 07:59:24,940
to go in,

7263
07:59:24,980 --> 07:59:26,000
and select different types,

7264
07:59:26,060 --> 07:59:26,460
of music,

7265
07:59:27,000 --> 07:59:28,180
to deliver,

7266
07:59:28,380 --> 07:59:29,120
a custom block,

7267
07:59:29,160 --> 07:59:30,020
a music video program,

7268
07:59:30,360 --> 07:59:31,700
but also at the same time,

7269
07:59:31,760 --> 07:59:32,260
to have,

7270
07:59:32,340 --> 07:59:33,620
the interactive back end.

7271
07:59:33,900 --> 07:59:34,720
Still a passive,

7272
07:59:34,880 --> 07:59:36,120
pre-programmed front end,

7273
07:59:36,400 --> 07:59:37,040
but that consumers,

7274
07:59:37,160 --> 07:59:38,060
really want to see,

7275
07:59:38,380 --> 07:59:39,620
with the interactive back end,

7276
07:59:39,640 --> 07:59:40,260
so that they can view,

7277
07:59:40,260 --> 07:59:41,100
things like photos,

7278
07:59:41,240 --> 07:59:41,640
and bios,

7279
07:59:41,860 --> 07:59:42,540
and liner notes,

7280
07:59:42,660 --> 07:59:43,600
and perhaps lyrics,

7281
07:59:43,720 --> 07:59:44,760
to a particular song.

7282
07:59:45,200 --> 07:59:46,920
Lisa Farris is after you.

7283
07:59:46,980 --> 07:59:48,020
To more video on demand,

7284
07:59:48,520 --> 07:59:49,980
or to buy a CD.

7285
07:59:49,980 --> 07:59:51,360
So it really offers,

7286
07:59:51,700 --> 07:59:52,660
the full spectrum,

7287
07:59:52,960 --> 07:59:53,580
of music,

7288
07:59:53,900 --> 07:59:54,440
experience,

7289
07:59:54,560 --> 07:59:55,180
on the internet,

7290
07:59:55,320 --> 07:59:56,720
but in a customisable environment.

7291
07:59:57,140 --> 07:59:57,440
Internet.

7292
07:59:57,440 --> 07:59:58,000
Another goal,

7293
07:59:58,120 --> 07:59:58,720
for Universal,

7294
07:59:59,020 --> 07:59:59,860
and Canal Plus,

7295
08:00:00,200 --> 08:00:00,980
is to merge,

7296
08:00:01,060 --> 08:00:02,180
the internet experience,

7297
08:00:02,480 --> 08:00:03,480
with the rich media,

7298
08:00:03,660 --> 08:00:04,840
qualities of television.

7299
08:00:05,300 --> 08:00:06,360
We've done a lot of studies.

7300
08:00:06,760 --> 08:00:07,820
Just a quick note there,

7301
08:00:07,940 --> 08:00:09,000
I like the way he says,

7302
08:00:09,200 --> 08:00:10,020
Canal Plus,

7303
08:00:10,400 --> 08:00:11,640
instead of plus,

7304
08:00:11,740 --> 08:00:12,980
it is the French pronunciation,

7305
08:00:13,160 --> 08:00:13,580
but hearing,

7306
08:00:14,720 --> 08:00:15,280
Chaffee,

7307
08:00:15,460 --> 08:00:16,060
say it like that.

7308
08:00:16,140 --> 08:00:16,660
Thanks very much,

7309
08:00:16,720 --> 08:00:17,220
Paul Meskel,

7310
08:00:17,300 --> 08:00:17,800
for the tip.

7311
08:00:18,740 --> 08:00:19,620
Monkey update,

7312
08:00:19,740 --> 08:00:20,380
question mark.

7313
08:00:20,640 --> 08:00:21,480
Haven't heard anything,

7314
08:00:21,700 --> 08:00:22,160
as of yet,

7315
08:00:22,240 --> 08:00:22,500
Paul.

7316
08:00:22,500 --> 08:00:24,260
just,

7317
08:00:24,260 --> 08:00:25,420
keeping the fucking,

7318
08:00:25,420 --> 08:00:26,380
fingers crossed,

7319
08:00:26,500 --> 08:00:27,280
the dream alive,

7320
08:00:27,340 --> 08:00:27,580
you know.

7321
08:00:29,880 --> 08:00:31,260
Hope they get that little guy.

7322
08:00:33,480 --> 08:00:34,880
The way your man described him,

7323
08:00:35,360 --> 08:00:35,780
Heffernum,

7324
08:00:37,520 --> 08:00:38,420
said that he's a fucking,

7325
08:00:38,420 --> 08:00:39,460
avid little climber.

7326
08:00:40,720 --> 08:00:41,380
He loves trees,

7327
08:00:41,760 --> 08:00:42,520
he loves the wilderness,

7328
08:00:42,860 --> 08:00:43,500
he loves the wild.

7329
08:00:44,660 --> 08:00:46,000
Dara Dermody, thank you very much.

7330
08:00:46,120 --> 08:00:48,960
Probably likes Dara Dermody as well.

7331
08:00:53,000 --> 08:00:54,100
Did you hear that, Dara?

7332
08:00:55,960 --> 08:00:57,540
The monkey Charlie who's escaped.

7333
08:00:59,420 --> 08:01:00,520
Probably likes you as well.

7334
08:01:01,340 --> 08:01:02,060
Thanks for the tip.

7335
08:01:02,720 --> 08:01:04,600
And what was I saying?

7336
08:01:04,780 --> 08:01:09,160
Stuart Schaffer says plus, like Canal plus, the French way.

7337
08:01:10,160 --> 08:01:12,080
Which is probably what Stu would do,

7338
08:01:12,140 --> 08:01:14,080
because he was a journalist before,

7339
08:01:14,820 --> 08:01:16,520
or I think he was a lawyer before he did this,

7340
08:01:16,600 --> 08:01:17,740
and then he was doing journalism,

7341
08:01:17,960 --> 08:01:21,000
or he was doing news broadcasting before he did this,

7342
08:01:21,100 --> 08:01:24,140
which is why he gets all this news charisma,

7343
08:01:24,140 --> 08:01:28,140
this news anchor, this center of camera charisma from.

7344
08:01:30,160 --> 08:01:31,500
A touch of class.

7345
08:01:31,760 --> 08:01:32,500
A touch of class.

7346
08:01:34,740 --> 08:01:37,660
He's a cultured man.

7347
08:01:38,000 --> 08:01:38,620
He's a cultured man.

7348
08:01:39,620 --> 08:01:42,920
and how people really want to view entertainment.

7349
08:01:43,520 --> 08:01:44,920
And if you're a kid in a dorm,

7350
08:01:45,180 --> 08:01:46,480
15-minute block of music videos,

7351
08:01:46,580 --> 08:01:48,620
or you're sitting in your office on your lunch break, it's great.

7352
08:01:48,860 --> 08:01:52,380
But the reality of it is to really experience entertainment,

7353
08:01:53,000 --> 08:01:55,420
you want to be viewing it on the large screen.

7354
08:01:55,980 --> 08:01:58,900
The merger of web-style transaction capability

7355
08:01:58,900 --> 08:02:03,200
and the higher video quality of the television platform is the ideal.

7356
08:02:03,200 --> 08:02:06,380
Scabadooby-doo-ba-ba-boo-boo.

7357
08:02:07,320 --> 08:02:13,680
The music, the haunting tones, the haunting jazz-filled tones of Diana Krull.

7358
08:02:14,460 --> 08:02:18,800
Scooby-doo-ba-dooby-doo-ba-cha-ba-boo-ba-boo.

7359
08:02:20,140 --> 08:02:20,960
You can hear it there.

7360
08:02:21,020 --> 08:02:22,680
You want to be viewing it on the large screen.

7361
08:02:23,240 --> 08:02:26,140
The merger of web-style transaction capability

7362
08:02:26,140 --> 08:02:29,280
and the higher video quality of the television platform.

7363
08:02:29,280 --> 08:02:34,280
Cristiano Ronaldo's suuuuuuuu.

7364
08:02:34,280 --> 08:02:37,260
Scott, I'm a boo-da-doo-da-boo.

7365
08:02:38,260 --> 08:02:38,700
Buh-da-boo.

7366
08:02:39,060 --> 08:02:40,540
Is the i-s-action capable.

7367
08:02:40,800 --> 08:02:41,100
You are.

7368
08:02:41,780 --> 08:02:43,340
Suze.

7369
08:02:45,500 --> 08:02:47,080
I want to be viewing it on the large screen.

7370
08:02:47,640 --> 08:02:50,540
The merger of web-style transaction capability

7371
08:02:50,540 --> 08:02:53,700
and the higher video quality of the television platform

7372
08:02:53,700 --> 08:02:56,420
is the ideal package for music publishers.

7373
08:02:56,780 --> 08:02:59,820
Once TVL.com is ported to tiny.

7374
08:03:00,200 --> 08:03:02,860
I think the lyrics have been transcribed there.

7375
08:03:04,260 --> 08:03:05,940
As by Omar and Quibb is.

7376
08:03:06,780 --> 08:03:07,460
Suze.

7377
08:03:07,860 --> 08:03:10,440
Get out my po-ba-do-ba-do.

7378
08:03:10,600 --> 08:03:12,260
You'll be able to watch music videos.

7379
08:03:12,420 --> 08:03:12,920
Once TV.

7380
08:03:13,060 --> 08:03:16,020
The merger of web-style transaction capability

7381
08:03:16,020 --> 08:03:19,180
and the higher video quality of the television platform

7382
08:03:19,180 --> 08:03:21,880
is the ideal package for music publishers.

7383
08:03:22,540 --> 08:03:23,040
Once TV.

7384
08:03:23,040 --> 08:03:24,640
Sounds like soon.

7385
08:03:25,400 --> 08:03:28,140
You'll be my flower moon.

7386
08:03:29,140 --> 08:03:32,280
The.com form is transaction capability

7387
08:03:32,280 --> 08:03:35,420
and the higher video quality of the television platform

7388
08:03:35,420 --> 08:03:38,140
is the ideal package for music publishers.

7389
08:03:38,620 --> 08:03:40,280
Thank you very much.

7390
08:03:40,520 --> 08:03:42,380
Thanks very much, Dan, for the tip there.

7391
08:03:42,620 --> 08:03:43,800
You say what beer are you drinking?

7392
08:03:43,960 --> 08:03:48,200
It's the crafty American-style pale wheat ale from fucking Little

7393
08:03:48,200 --> 08:03:52,220
for, I think, two euro, 19 or something.

7394
08:03:52,820 --> 08:03:53,820
Not a bad price

7395
08:03:53,820 --> 08:03:57,460
for a nice scalp of alcoholic content.

7396
08:03:58,520 --> 08:03:59,460
I think it's a five.

7397
08:04:00,140 --> 08:04:03,280
It's a five. It's a five. It's a five.

7398
08:04:03,300 --> 08:04:07,120
Is ported to TV. You'll be able to watch music videos.

7399
08:04:07,560 --> 08:04:13,700
And with one click of your remote control, buy the CD, buy concert tickets or related merchandise.

7400
08:04:14,660 --> 08:04:15,720
Related merch.

7401
08:04:15,880 --> 08:04:20,900
A triad of revenue models. There is programming, which is.

7402
08:04:20,900 --> 08:04:27,600
I think Stu would have got on with her and he would have admired her sales sales womanship.

7403
08:04:27,600 --> 08:04:30,860
And probably would have said, you know, maybe you can come on the show.

7404
08:04:31,380 --> 08:04:34,920
And that's she's got a lot of airtime because the product.

7405
08:04:35,040 --> 08:04:37,340
What is the product? Where is it? Is it just a skin?

7406
08:04:39,100 --> 08:04:44,160
Or is it is this like a an alternative to Napster? Is that what it was?

7407
08:04:44,200 --> 08:04:48,120
I've completely checked out for the last five minutes and I've just been in a.

7408
08:04:49,220 --> 08:04:49,660
Suze.

7409
08:04:50,960 --> 08:04:55,260
Kind of bubble. I don't know what she's selling, but she's getting a lot of airtime.

7410
08:04:55,260 --> 08:04:56,200
I think Stu.

7411
08:04:58,920 --> 08:04:59,480
Thanks Stu.

7412
08:04:59,920 --> 08:05:00,200
New.

7413
08:05:01,040 --> 08:05:04,900
It's essentially free to the consumer and is advertising and sponsorship based.

7414
08:05:05,200 --> 08:05:07,120
But these very nicely lead to.

7415
08:05:07,180 --> 08:05:09,360
It's a project. It's a skin for win.

7416
08:05:09,360 --> 08:05:14,840
A video concert tickets, merchandise, or an upgrade for those who are real avid music consumers

7417
08:05:14,840 --> 08:05:19,500
and really want to customize their programming to to be able to access video on demand

7418
08:05:19,500 --> 08:05:23,300
or some kind of subscription where they can create their own blocks of music videos.

7419
08:05:24,160 --> 08:05:27,400
Yet another approach to luring you away from Napster.

7420
08:05:27,760 --> 08:05:30,500
This looks this looks fantastic altogether.

7421
08:05:31,520 --> 08:05:33,600
A precursor to second life, maybe.

7422
08:05:35,880 --> 08:05:39,360
Any guesses there before I hit the play button again?

7423
08:05:39,820 --> 08:05:40,500
Just going to give you.

7424
08:05:40,620 --> 08:05:43,000
This is the brief clue glimpse that you've got there.

7425
08:05:44,860 --> 08:05:45,620
Looks like.

7426
08:05:47,200 --> 08:05:48,200
It's 2001.

7427
08:05:48,460 --> 08:05:51,920
So I mean, it does look like downtown Manhattan in like the.

7428
08:05:53,540 --> 08:05:56,180
City bit, you know, where the Twin Towers were or was.

7429
08:05:56,240 --> 08:05:58,700
I'm not sure if this episode came out before or after that.

7430
08:05:58,700 --> 08:06:05,280
To luring you away from Napster is this new site called Jester Digital.

7431
08:06:05,920 --> 08:06:07,180
Jester Digital.

7432
08:06:07,480 --> 08:06:08,960
Nobody said Jester Digital.

7433
08:06:09,840 --> 08:06:11,180
First Life DSX.

7434
08:06:11,540 --> 08:06:12,860
Metaverse Active Worlds.

7435
08:06:15,320 --> 08:06:16,240
RuneScape 1.

7436
08:06:17,260 --> 08:06:18,540
But nobody said Jester.

7437
08:06:18,880 --> 08:06:19,740
It uses IBM.

7438
08:06:20,360 --> 08:06:21,960
Check out the stance on this guy.

7439
08:06:21,960 --> 08:06:25,880
EM's secure music rights system called EMMS.

7440
08:06:25,880 --> 08:06:27,960
To offer you digital downloads.

7441
08:06:28,500 --> 08:06:28,940
That's.

7442
08:06:30,100 --> 08:06:31,840
Just seeing the animation there.

7443
08:06:31,920 --> 08:06:32,640
That was pretty funny.

7444
08:06:32,780 --> 08:06:33,140
This fella.

7445
08:06:33,220 --> 08:06:34,320
Look at the way this fella walks.

7446
08:06:34,460 --> 08:06:35,900
Is to provide a hot user.

7447
08:06:36,180 --> 08:06:40,120
It's like he's moonwalking forward at 30 kilometers an hour.

7448
08:06:40,400 --> 08:06:41,960
That makes Jester digital.

7449
08:06:43,400 --> 08:06:44,500
Jester by name.

7450
08:06:44,620 --> 08:06:45,540
Jester by nature.

7451
08:06:45,660 --> 08:06:48,460
Anyway, place looks like a fucking joke, lad.

7452
08:06:49,140 --> 08:06:50,660
And the stance on that.

7453
08:06:50,880 --> 08:06:54,880
He's wearing a shirt straight out of the fucking Shenmue playbook.

7454
08:06:55,420 --> 08:07:00,140
And it's a blue denim heavy sneaker scenario.

7455
08:07:00,340 --> 08:07:04,680
The stance is the most powerful stance I've ever seen in the world of tech.

7456
08:07:04,800 --> 08:07:06,520
A site called Jester Digital.

7457
08:07:07,020 --> 08:07:08,040
Let's have a look at that.

7458
08:07:08,360 --> 08:07:10,900
And he knows the camera's on because look at this.

7459
08:07:11,300 --> 08:07:12,420
Suze.

7460
08:07:18,420 --> 08:07:21,220
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

7461
08:07:21,220 --> 08:07:21,340
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

7462
08:07:21,340 --> 08:07:25,420
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

7463
08:07:25,420 --> 08:07:26,340
Richard Stansfield.

7464
08:07:27,140 --> 08:07:28,400
What did he know?

7465
08:07:29,600 --> 08:07:31,180
And why did he know?

7466
08:07:31,300 --> 08:07:33,220
Why did he do the things he did?

7467
08:07:35,720 --> 08:07:37,520
Tonight at nine on dispatches.

7468
08:07:40,140 --> 08:07:42,480
The stance that shook the world.

7469
08:07:44,480 --> 08:07:44,980
I don't know.

7470
08:07:45,060 --> 08:07:47,860
I never knew that man until I saw him.

7471
08:07:47,860 --> 08:07:49,440
The first day I saw him when I saw him.

7472
08:07:49,520 --> 08:07:50,460
It was the day I saw him.

7473
08:07:50,580 --> 08:07:52,200
And it was the way he was standing like that.

7474
08:07:52,280 --> 08:07:54,380
And then I'll never be able to forget that man.

7475
08:07:54,740 --> 08:07:56,240
He came in and he did that stance.

7476
08:07:56,440 --> 08:08:02,680
system called emms to offer you digital downloads the approach here is to provide a hot user

7477
08:08:02,680 --> 08:08:10,280
environment hot user environment that makes jester digital more fun napster you get a 3d game like

7478
08:08:10,280 --> 08:08:16,040
world an avatar and cool environments to hang out in like this snowboarders lodge

7479
08:08:17,880 --> 08:08:24,520
it's 2001 so three years post cool borders the original cool borders and the best that they

7480
08:08:24,520 --> 08:08:30,120
could have done is this what's not even there's no development that's gone in there maybe a little

7481
08:08:30,120 --> 08:08:37,720
bit of the textures are better and whatnot music stores where you can buy singles but jester digital

7482
08:08:37,720 --> 08:08:46,040
papa roach ladies and gentlemen a digital fucking jester store a precursor to the metaverse the same

7483
08:08:46,040 --> 08:08:51,880
i said this the other day when someone was asking me where um are we gonna use a vr headset to play

7484
08:08:51,880 --> 08:08:57,560
a fucking war zone if it was available i just said no i mean it's not there just because you've got

7485
08:08:57,560 --> 08:09:03,800
this technology and you're wearing it doesn't mean that it's it's justified you know just because you

7486
08:09:03,800 --> 08:09:09,240
you can doesn't mean you should and this is a great example of it you know they were trying to foist on

7487
08:09:09,240 --> 08:09:17,160
us the notion that in buying this technology and parting with your hard-earned cash you're indeed going to

7488
08:09:17,160 --> 08:09:25,080
live in a fucking class new world and the class new world yeah it's this papa roach's new album

7489
08:09:25,080 --> 08:09:33,400
on the fucking doom 3d wall with the fucking strut there with no lights on it just a bit of animation

7490
08:09:33,400 --> 08:09:38,600
and then a few other terminals like terminals within the terminal that you're actually watching

7491
08:09:39,560 --> 08:09:45,240
and they would have charged you an arm and leg the same way they're charging i believe 500 minimum

7492
08:09:45,240 --> 08:09:52,120
that's the bottom level of virtual reality headset for nowadays and i don't know i was trying to entice

7493
08:09:52,120 --> 08:09:59,080
the young music fan with even more access to a virtual rehearsal garage where you can meet the band and

7494
08:09:59,080 --> 08:10:06,280
drill down for back you can meet you can go in there and meet papa roach is it the move toward 3d

7495
08:10:06,280 --> 08:10:12,440
environments was everywhere here at ces one company trying to move the internet interface and you can

7496
08:10:12,440 --> 08:10:19,240
tell straight away that these guys are on the cutting edge of the cool at the time this is that they were

7497
08:10:19,240 --> 08:10:24,680
definitely the product was definitely aimed at people like them into the third dimension is a startup called

7498
08:10:24,680 --> 08:10:32,440
vios vios is putting the entire internet into a 3d landscape every website every service anything

7499
08:10:32,440 --> 08:10:37,880
that you can do in today's internet you can do through vios but it's in 3d you can travel together

7500
08:10:37,880 --> 08:10:43,640
with friends you can chat you can explore you can discover things that you never knew existed

7501
08:10:43,640 --> 08:10:48,840
because now finally there's an environment that allows discover things that you never knew existed

7502
08:10:54,200 --> 08:11:05,560
because looks like daniel farke the manager of leeds united but with glasses and a different stance

7503
08:11:06,120 --> 08:11:12,840
oh finally there's an environment that allows you to to see the internet differently with vios

7504
08:11:12,840 --> 08:11:20,200
website homepages are represented by 3d icons in a kind of fantasy world you know what it's it isn't

7505
08:11:20,200 --> 08:11:29,240
i mean it's rudimentary it's poorly rendered very little to go on there but i mean it's not that far

7506
08:11:29,240 --> 08:11:36,440
off the whole metaphors shtick the same stuff they're just repackaging repurposing with a new glaze on it

7507
08:11:38,440 --> 08:11:43,800
and then going okay give us the money now even through your cards or your cash you know and then

7508
08:11:45,080 --> 08:11:51,000
you'll be able to offset some sort of whatever you're missing in your life and at least you have

7509
08:11:51,000 --> 08:11:57,080
that now and there's an inherent cool with owning the product as well because you can talk about it to

7510
08:11:57,080 --> 08:12:05,640
people and this that and the other you know thank you very much comrade cactus thank you very much but fly

7511
08:12:05,640 --> 08:12:12,200
from website to website that means you can wander around and discover sites or shops that you didn't

7512
08:12:12,200 --> 08:12:18,280
know existed there is the opportunity here for serendipity right serendipity doesn't exist when you

7513
08:12:18,280 --> 08:12:23,480
use a search engine you know specifically what you're getting if i want to go shopping but i don't know that

7514
08:12:23,480 --> 08:12:29,480
i want to get a book by michael creighton i just know it's christmas and i need to buy something vios allows

7515
08:12:29,480 --> 08:12:35,160
you experience things that you never knew were there i might be going to amazon.com and all of a sudden

7516
08:12:35,160 --> 08:12:41,880
i come across four other stores that i never would have gone to traveling from yahoo to amazon in the flat internet

7517
08:12:41,880 --> 08:12:49,320
nothing happens in vios when i go from yahoo to amazon i see dozens of other websites in a 3d environment

7518
08:12:49,320 --> 08:12:57,480
in this new 3d internet space the landlords release virtual commercial real estate with rates related to how close you are

7519
08:12:57,480 --> 08:13:03,480
to the anchor tenants of this virtual 3d mall and anyone a mall it's just a fucking mall

7520
08:13:04,440 --> 08:13:11,960
the social media like twitter and facebook and instagram and that they're the new malls in a way because

7521
08:13:11,960 --> 08:13:17,320
obviously that's the way the companies sell all their shit but even before someone had the brainwave or we

7522
08:13:17,320 --> 08:13:26,360
had the bandwidth to go and make the social media popular they were constructing these really shit fucking 3d

7523
08:13:27,160 --> 08:13:56,840
minecraft shopping malls and they were trying to convince you and make you believe that it was good to fucking be in this new mall so i don't know now they don't have to do that they don't have to pretend that they've made a mall it's just we are in it but it's funny to see them selling this stuff you know a paid individual someone who dedicates all his time to making this sound good and trying to sell it.

7524
08:13:56,840 --> 08:14:01,800
website my logo there and everybody who goes to barnesandnoble.com is going to pass by my website

7525
08:14:01,800 --> 08:14:06,180
when they fly there and hopefully i get some exposure it's just like uh it's just like being

7526
08:14:06,180 --> 08:14:11,560
next to them in a mall or or out in the real world the problem with 3d attempts in the past

7527
08:14:11,560 --> 08:14:17,020
have been the restraints of bandwidth but vios thinks it has technology i need to play another

7528
08:14:17,020 --> 08:14:23,260
game of chess with hayden and jamie thanks for the tip fundamental camera de cactus how are you

7529
08:14:23,260 --> 08:14:29,240
getting on you say all right it's not too bad it's looking switching to compute chronicles

7530
08:14:29,240 --> 08:14:35,760
that's it really you know how are you getting on yourself or previous 3d efforts has been trying

7531
08:14:35,760 --> 08:14:41,420
to pump 3d out over the internet and the bandwidth just isn't there to do that even with broadband

7532
08:14:41,420 --> 08:14:48,260
it's clunky it's slow and it also sort of only delivers these little bits of content that you

7533
08:14:48,260 --> 08:14:55,380
put into 3d using brml this really is another side of the story he's he's waxing lyrical but in

7534
08:14:55,380 --> 08:15:01,940
at the end of the day they had an episode to cut for computer chronicles that was the comdex

7535
08:15:01,940 --> 08:15:08,860
2001 special so they were just going to use everything they got that day you know it might

7536
08:15:08,860 --> 08:15:13,820
have been a shite comdex but they have to fucking put the episode out it has to be 25 minutes

7537
08:15:13,820 --> 08:15:19,520
they're going to put it out thanks very much pseudo cream dot exe hope you're getting on well and have a

7538
08:15:19,520 --> 08:15:26,140
happy new year as well the standard one with yeah i thought that as well sorry batten even with the

7539
08:15:26,140 --> 08:15:31,040
broadband this shit that he's trying to sell is clunky and nowadays with the broadband they can sell

7540
08:15:31,040 --> 08:15:37,140
this the bullshit metaverse it was probably just so poorly optimized back then that even with broadband

7541
08:15:37,140 --> 08:15:49,620
this was clunky imagine how shit that would be can you imagine that search dot msn excite dog pile yahoo the fuck is dog pile

7542
08:15:49,620 --> 08:15:58,400
the only thing that's being pumped out of the internet is internet content not all of this 3d stuff that doesn't fit over the pipe

7543
08:15:58,400 --> 08:16:11,700
3d stuff non-pipe exceptional content so maybe we've got some early references to content even though i saw um

7544
08:16:11,700 --> 08:16:27,540
bill gates interview by wired magazine video from 1996 where they're really grilling him deeply about what his fucking intentions are and what he's going to take over might watch it soon enough or maybe on another stream

7545
08:16:27,540 --> 08:16:47,060
quick look at the fact is there's a few disparate faces at context 2001. Candid. A guy there has traveled over maybe from the east.

7546
08:16:47,060 --> 08:16:56,080
and they've got the old guard of the company and maybe a a gopher kind of manager buck

7547
08:16:56,080 --> 08:17:03,080
and then you've a couple of media dudes maybe and then old man just comes into the frame here at the

7548
08:17:03,080 --> 08:17:08,060
left look at this he gives a slight glance but he's not going to give us the full time of day

7549
08:17:08,060 --> 08:17:13,560
he's going to make sure he's going to clock and then check out before the middle third

7550
08:17:13,560 --> 08:17:20,980
what i'm interested in is this fella's mustache in the background it is so voluminous and bushy that

7551
08:17:20,980 --> 08:17:27,140
it's even reading from this far away here he's reading a paper but check out the fucking

7552
08:17:27,140 --> 08:17:36,960
whatever amazonian caterpillar that has managed to escape the zoo and has found its weaselly wily way

7553
08:17:36,960 --> 08:17:41,920
onto your man's face either that or that's some text on the board behind him

7554
08:17:41,920 --> 08:17:49,340
and that's uh presenting as a mustache but it really is a big big mustache

7555
08:17:49,340 --> 08:17:56,760
and that's why i'm interested in the video and i'm interested in the video and i'm interested in the video

7556
08:17:56,760 --> 08:18:04,180
barcode coupons here even lets you read a barcode off a television program and then converts that information into discounts and special offers which you then download onto a smart card

7557
08:18:04,180 --> 08:18:07,180
BARCODE COUPONS!

7558
08:18:21,180 --> 08:18:27,180
Looks very secure and unhackable and definitely probably is going to be used in the future as well.

7559
08:18:27,180 --> 08:18:31,180
I say that as a joke but the mobile phones we have will do the same thing now.

7560
08:18:31,180 --> 08:18:44,180
Makes you wonder why the security must be good on these fucking Revolut banks and all this sort of stuff because there's been no big reports of hackery and fucking dodginess going on.

7561
08:18:44,180 --> 08:18:45,180
Yes.

7562
08:18:45,180 --> 08:18:52,180
Fuse 3 technology is taking this a step further. They have developed a technology called Vert...

7563
08:18:52,180 --> 08:19:00,180
Rest in peace Steve Irwin, 2001 this was from so it would have been another 3 or was it 2006?

7564
08:19:00,180 --> 08:19:03,180
Yeah it would have been another 5 years.

7565
08:19:04,180 --> 08:19:13,180
And I seen his son there recently enough Steve Irwin's son is doing the same crack as his father like and he's exactly the same as him.

7566
08:19:13,180 --> 08:19:15,180
Virtual bookmarking...

7567
08:19:15,180 --> 08:19:17,180
But that wouldn't be surprising though.

7568
08:19:19,180 --> 08:19:21,180
With him being his son and all.

7569
08:19:21,180 --> 08:19:26,180
That lets you embed e-commerce data in the audio portion of the television signal.

7570
08:19:26,180 --> 08:19:30,180
And with this data what we can do is alert the user that there's an enabled commercial...

7571
08:19:30,180 --> 08:19:35,180
Love to get a bit of Warren Williams talking about anything.

7572
08:19:35,180 --> 08:19:36,180
...enabled content...

7573
08:19:36,180 --> 08:19:38,180
Could read the fucking paper and I'd listen.

7574
08:19:38,180 --> 08:19:48,180
Whether they're on radio driving in their car or home watching TV and at their leisure they can go and then simply connect the device to their PC and quickly brings up a manager.

7575
08:19:48,180 --> 08:19:49,180
We're calling it the connection manager.

7576
08:19:49,180 --> 08:19:55,180
It shows them various links that are available on the internet that might give them more information or allow them to buy the product online.

7577
08:19:55,180 --> 08:20:00,180
With these data codes we put in there though we're not just taking them to the domain name.

7578
08:20:00,180 --> 08:20:02,180
We can take them to the very very deep URL.

7579
08:20:02,180 --> 08:20:03,180
In fact our partners...

7580
08:20:04,180 --> 08:20:06,180
The domain name.

7581
08:20:06,180 --> 08:20:08,180
To the domain name.

7582
08:20:08,180 --> 08:20:09,180
Love that.

7583
08:20:09,180 --> 08:20:15,180
Love the way he does that with the fingers there to bookend that domain name.

7584
08:20:16,180 --> 08:20:19,180
And just that stroke, this little struggle here.

7585
08:20:20,180 --> 08:20:24,180
Not a struggle more of a kind of I'm setting up the stage with the hands.

7586
08:20:25,180 --> 08:20:28,180
The stage is set with the hands and then I'm gonna blast you with domain name.

7587
08:20:29,180 --> 08:20:30,180
Domain name.

7588
08:20:30,180 --> 08:20:31,180
Like that.

7589
08:20:31,180 --> 08:20:32,180
You're fucked.

7590
08:20:32,180 --> 08:20:34,180
We can take them to the very very deep URL.

7591
08:20:34,180 --> 08:20:41,180
In fact our partners can use database queries in the scripting of those URLs to take them to specific product sites and bring up other...

7592
08:20:42,180 --> 08:20:43,180
And boom goes the dynamite.

7593
08:20:43,180 --> 08:20:44,180
Commerce stuff.

7594
08:20:44,180 --> 08:20:46,180
Bring up a digital wallet and close a transaction.

7595
08:20:46,180 --> 08:20:58,180
So rather than just write down the homepage URL for a company after seeing their commercial, you just dump the data into your PC and it automatically goes to the related web pages.

7596
08:20:58,180 --> 08:21:01,180
A lot of the advertising right now is trying to push the domain name in people.

7597
08:21:01,180 --> 08:21:04,180
What this allows them to do is to go to a very deep URL.

7598
08:21:05,180 --> 08:21:09,180
Probably the most accurate usage of emojis there equipped with that one.

7599
08:21:09,180 --> 08:21:10,180
I'm looking at cars for example from some company.

7600
08:21:10,180 --> 08:21:11,180
Let's just toyota as an example.

7601
08:21:11,180 --> 08:21:15,180
They don't go to toyota.com and then try to find the model they're looking for.

7602
08:21:15,180 --> 08:21:16,180
They go directly to the RAV4 site.

7603
08:21:16,180 --> 08:21:17,180
Pseudocream.com.

7604
08:21:17,180 --> 08:21:18,760
pseudocream.com.

7605
08:21:18,760 --> 08:21:20,540
...and it's ready to do a promotion for the Rafforce site

7606
08:21:20,540 --> 08:21:22,360
with some dealer incentives and things like that.

7607
08:21:22,840 --> 08:21:25,160
In this case, information on buying products

7608
08:21:25,160 --> 08:21:27,600
like CDs, concert tickets,

7609
08:21:27,700 --> 08:21:30,280
or background information on the Backstreet Boys.

7610
08:21:30,780 --> 08:21:33,840
Or merchandise related to the Crocodile Hunter

7611
08:21:33,840 --> 08:21:35,920
from the Discovery Channel store.

7612
08:21:36,300 --> 08:21:40,040
Doesn't even dignify him with his own fucking name.

7613
08:21:40,520 --> 08:21:41,960
But in fairness, what's the matter?

7614
08:21:42,140 --> 08:21:44,620
He was known the world over as a Crocodile Hunter.

7615
08:21:44,860 --> 08:21:47,740
Probably not many people even maybe knew

7616
08:21:47,740 --> 08:21:50,340
as Steve Irwin until the tragedy.

7617
08:21:50,780 --> 08:21:54,140
But the Backstreet Boys got an honorable mention.

7618
08:21:54,280 --> 08:21:55,100
That was incredible.

7619
08:21:55,440 --> 08:21:58,560
And as a HTML fucking opener,

7620
08:21:58,800 --> 08:22:02,160
that's pretty hot stuff,

7621
08:22:02,420 --> 08:22:05,240
the Steve Irwin Crocodile Hunter page like that.

7622
08:22:06,720 --> 08:22:07,760
Check that out.

7623
08:22:08,140 --> 08:22:09,860
Great JPEG, great bit of Photoshop.

7624
08:22:10,700 --> 08:22:14,100
And a lovely, iconic fucking shot of him

7625
08:22:14,100 --> 08:22:17,300
with an alligator in a sleeper hold.

7626
08:22:18,300 --> 08:22:19,020
I mean,

7627
08:22:19,180 --> 08:22:22,660
it really looks like he's about to choke him the fuck out

7628
08:22:22,660 --> 08:22:24,240
or snap his neck or something.

7629
08:22:24,780 --> 08:22:27,600
It just, it was an image that really said,

7630
08:22:28,020 --> 08:22:29,340
yeah, you are the master

7631
08:22:29,340 --> 08:22:31,240
and there's no way these guys

7632
08:22:31,240 --> 08:22:33,520
are going to fucking try and enslave us.

7633
08:22:33,780 --> 08:22:36,460
We own these little alligator guys, yeah?

7634
08:22:39,460 --> 08:22:43,420
Just glad I don't live in a part of the world that has them.

7635
08:22:43,660 --> 08:22:46,280
Unless they're in a cage or something, you know?

7636
08:22:50,060 --> 08:22:50,860
Irwin was classy.

7637
08:22:51,020 --> 08:22:53,180
He got fucking Sting Raid, I think.

7638
08:22:53,660 --> 08:22:54,320
Sting Raid got.

7639
08:22:54,660 --> 08:23:06,700
Wow.

7640
08:23:06,860 --> 08:23:09,040
Look at the finger work.

7641
08:23:09,160 --> 08:23:10,060
It's perfection.

7642
08:23:10,860 --> 08:23:19,260
And the expansion slot is so analogically succinct.

7643
08:23:19,900 --> 08:23:21,180
It's just beautiful.

7644
08:23:21,280 --> 08:23:22,780
It fits in perfectly at the back there.

7645
08:23:22,860 --> 08:23:25,180
I wonder if that fits in with most of their units

7646
08:23:25,180 --> 08:23:27,960
or does there have to be a specific monitor?

7647
08:23:28,460 --> 08:23:30,160
Looks like a Trinitron or something.

7648
08:23:30,260 --> 08:23:31,460
It's not a computer monitor.

7649
08:23:32,480 --> 08:23:35,240
But the finger work is second to none.

7650
08:23:36,020 --> 08:23:39,520
I mean, maybe not in hand model territory,

7651
08:23:39,960 --> 08:23:41,600
but in terms of form,

7652
08:23:42,080 --> 08:23:43,920
dexterity, positional awareness,

7653
08:23:44,340 --> 08:23:45,140
and execution.

7654
08:23:45,920 --> 08:23:48,080
Nothing short of a fucking 9.6

7655
08:23:48,080 --> 08:23:49,480
on the Olympic stage with that.

7656
08:23:50,480 --> 08:23:52,920
Like a flamenco dancer's fucking...

7657
08:23:52,920 --> 08:23:53,980
There's the skirt.

7658
08:23:56,460 --> 08:23:56,940
There.

7659
08:23:56,940 --> 08:23:57,060
There.

7660
08:23:58,860 --> 08:23:59,780
There's the lady.

7661
08:24:01,120 --> 08:24:01,860
It's Flair.

7662
08:24:02,240 --> 08:24:02,720
TV.

7663
08:24:03,360 --> 08:24:05,980
A television set with an expansion slot.

7664
08:24:06,540 --> 08:24:08,000
They think this modular...

7665
08:24:08,000 --> 08:24:10,720
The approach is better than always having to...

7666
08:24:10,720 --> 08:24:11,080
Whoa!

7667
08:24:11,440 --> 08:24:11,960
Pirouette!

7668
08:24:12,320 --> 08:24:13,940
He throws this little...

7669
08:24:14,640 --> 08:24:16,760
situation into the mixer as well.

7670
08:24:17,460 --> 08:24:19,280
Almost teasing the audience

7671
08:24:19,280 --> 08:24:20,560
into a kind of a...

7672
08:24:20,560 --> 08:24:22,820
one of those kind of don't look things.

7673
08:24:23,580 --> 08:24:25,000
Do you know that you used to get at school

7674
08:24:25,000 --> 08:24:25,560
if you looked,

7675
08:24:25,680 --> 08:24:27,080
and then you get a fucking smack

7676
08:24:27,080 --> 08:24:28,400
or a dead arm?

7677
08:24:29,100 --> 08:24:29,600
It's just...

7678
08:24:29,600 --> 08:24:30,600
It's just...

7679
08:24:30,600 --> 08:24:31,600
pure...

7680
08:24:31,600 --> 08:24:32,600
unadulterated...

7681
08:24:33,120 --> 08:24:33,600
unadulterated...

7682
08:24:35,200 --> 08:24:36,660
professional handwork.

7683
08:24:37,100 --> 08:24:38,900
Always having to buy a new TV,

7684
08:24:39,320 --> 08:24:40,300
a set-top box,

7685
08:24:40,560 --> 08:24:42,340
with the logic embedded as firmware.

7686
08:24:42,800 --> 08:24:44,240
Those that have it embedded in there,

7687
08:24:44,340 --> 08:24:44,940
if there's some...

7688
08:24:44,940 --> 08:24:45,200
Wow.

7689
08:24:45,460 --> 08:24:45,600
...technology...

7690
08:24:46,280 --> 08:24:47,080
and there it is.

7691
08:24:47,080 --> 08:24:48,640
The internet aspect of it.

7692
08:24:48,700 --> 08:24:51,740
This domain name system himself is back.

7693
08:24:51,820 --> 08:24:53,560
Old fucking Dorian domain.

7694
08:24:55,140 --> 08:24:56,060
Giving it socks.

7695
08:24:57,200 --> 08:24:58,660
Strictly tongue dancing.

7696
08:25:00,000 --> 08:25:01,160
It's a real...

7697
08:25:01,160 --> 08:25:04,120
one, two, three, four, five situation.

7698
08:25:04,200 --> 08:25:05,520
They're kind of stuck.

7699
08:25:05,600 --> 08:25:06,740
They have to get the whole device

7700
08:25:06,740 --> 08:25:08,200
maintained or changed.

7701
08:25:08,560 --> 08:25:09,800
With the module architecture now,

7702
08:25:09,980 --> 08:25:11,200
it's merely a module pullout.

7703
08:25:11,380 --> 08:25:12,480
And what we've shown in demos

7704
08:25:12,480 --> 08:25:13,680
is you can pull the module out,

7705
08:25:13,780 --> 08:25:14,660
snap a new one in,

7706
08:25:14,880 --> 08:25:15,780
and in 10 seconds,

7707
08:25:15,960 --> 08:25:17,340
you've got a brand new internet personality,

7708
08:25:17,800 --> 08:25:19,500
and you've maybe got a repair situation done.

7709
08:25:20,000 --> 08:25:22,080
Wow, it's a repair situation

7710
08:25:22,080 --> 08:25:24,480
and a brand new internet personality.

7711
08:25:24,480 --> 08:25:26,480
That sounds like a hot...

7712
08:25:26,480 --> 08:25:27,680
situation.

7713
08:25:27,680 --> 08:25:31,000
look at this fucking massive box.

7714
08:25:31,720 --> 08:25:32,780
When we first seen it,

7715
08:25:33,100 --> 08:25:34,820
it looked like it was very sleek.

7716
08:25:35,780 --> 08:25:37,840
But now it's like a massive unit.

7717
08:25:37,960 --> 08:25:39,680
You probably have to buy that TV as well

7718
08:25:39,680 --> 08:25:40,160
to use it,

7719
08:25:40,180 --> 08:25:41,440
so it's not handy at all.

7720
08:25:41,820 --> 08:25:42,680
I was speculating,

7721
08:25:42,820 --> 08:25:44,160
is that something that goes on

7722
08:25:44,160 --> 08:25:47,480
to any monitor you can find,

7723
08:25:47,580 --> 08:25:48,160
but it's not.

7724
08:25:48,220 --> 08:25:49,320
You have to buy the monitor

7725
08:25:49,320 --> 08:25:50,620
and put the fucking thing in.

7726
08:25:50,720 --> 08:25:50,940
It's...

7727
08:25:50,940 --> 08:25:52,680
Web TV or an AOL TV...

7728
08:25:52,680 --> 08:25:54,960
It's a real heavy slaughter.

7729
08:25:55,100 --> 08:25:55,960
...your cartridge

7730
08:25:55,960 --> 08:25:58,560
and your TV becomes a web terminal.

7731
08:25:59,080 --> 08:25:59,980
A web terminal?

7732
08:26:00,100 --> 08:26:01,880
...the fuse technology...

7733
08:26:01,880 --> 08:26:03,840
Just fucking lock and load

7734
08:26:03,840 --> 08:26:05,640
with the ethernet cable into that there.

7735
08:26:05,660 --> 08:26:07,300
...your TV becomes a web terminal.

7736
08:26:07,300 --> 08:26:07,920
Which is...

7737
08:26:07,920 --> 08:26:08,520
Boom.

7738
08:26:08,520 --> 08:26:09,520
...web TV...

7739
08:26:09,520 --> 08:26:13,160
No pussyfooting.

7740
08:26:13,560 --> 08:26:14,520
Just...

7741
08:26:14,520 --> 08:26:16,580
...the fuse technology sends the signal

7742
08:26:16,580 --> 08:26:18,820
directly to the RGB guns

7743
08:26:18,820 --> 08:26:20,520
rather than through the receiver.

7744
08:26:21,040 --> 08:26:21,720
Guns?

7745
08:26:21,720 --> 08:26:22,580
...so you can display clarity

7746
08:26:22,580 --> 08:26:24,360
of a good computer monitor.

7747
08:26:25,140 --> 08:26:26,440
A company called Q-Pass

7748
08:26:26,440 --> 08:26:28,500
is also trying to make it easier

7749
08:26:28,500 --> 08:26:30,520
to buy stuff right off the TV set.

7750
08:26:30,540 --> 08:26:31,220
Good man, Stu.

7751
08:26:31,320 --> 08:26:32,660
...with the Q-Pass technology.

7752
08:26:32,820 --> 08:26:34,540
Imagine getting to hang out with Stu

7753
08:26:34,540 --> 08:26:36,040
or see Stu at one of these

7754
08:26:36,040 --> 08:26:37,220
or even work with him.

7755
08:26:37,760 --> 08:26:38,800
Actually, to work with him

7756
08:26:38,800 --> 08:26:39,240
would be great.

7757
08:26:39,320 --> 08:26:40,560
Just to see the man in action

7758
08:26:40,560 --> 08:26:42,320
as a professional, you know?

7759
08:26:42,320 --> 08:26:42,400
No.

7760
08:26:43,860 --> 08:26:47,220
No need to get up from the TV and call an 800 number

7761
08:26:47,220 --> 08:26:50,220
to order the products you see on that infomercial.

7762
08:26:50,220 --> 08:26:52,440
Just click with your remote control

7763
08:26:52,440 --> 08:26:54,740
and buy it right off the TV set.

7764
08:26:55,380 --> 08:26:59,320
Another interesting example of the merger of the PC and the TV

7765
08:26:59,320 --> 08:27:02,960
is this technology from a company called Access DTV.

7766
08:27:03,320 --> 08:27:06,740
What they have done is brought digital television capabilities

7767
08:27:06,740 --> 08:27:07,900
to your PC.

7768
08:27:08,320 --> 08:27:12,200
No need to go out and buy a $3,000 digital TV set.

7769
08:27:12,840 --> 08:27:13,660
Their add-on...

7770
08:27:13,660 --> 08:27:14,780
I wonder what the show was there.

7771
08:27:14,860 --> 08:27:17,740
I thought that was Elaine Bennis from Seinfeld for a moment,

7772
08:27:18,020 --> 08:27:18,640
but it's not.

7773
08:27:19,760 --> 08:27:20,620
But I...

7774
08:27:20,620 --> 08:27:23,780
can't see what that show is.

7775
08:27:23,860 --> 08:27:26,360
Can't remember registering it or...

7776
08:27:26,360 --> 08:27:27,340
It's not in my memory.

7777
08:27:27,460 --> 08:27:28,480
Those faces aren't.

7778
08:27:28,700 --> 08:27:30,600
But it looks like it was a popular show.

7779
08:27:31,160 --> 08:27:34,860
No need to go out and buy a $3,000 digital TV set.

7780
08:27:35,440 --> 08:27:37,920
Their add-on card gives you digital TV...

7781
08:27:37,920 --> 08:27:39,280
It's not Will and Grace.

7782
08:27:40,660 --> 08:27:42,360
Cannabis New Jersey or NG.

7783
08:27:42,420 --> 08:27:42,800
I don't know.

7784
08:27:43,260 --> 08:27:45,020
John Wayne, serious endurance on this fella.

7785
08:27:45,740 --> 08:27:47,060
I don't know if you're talking about this,

7786
08:27:47,060 --> 08:27:49,760
but Stu has some serious endurance.

7787
08:27:50,380 --> 08:27:50,740
For what?

7788
08:27:50,840 --> 08:27:52,220
For fucking 20 years?

7789
08:27:52,280 --> 08:27:53,020
25 years?

7790
08:27:53,400 --> 08:27:55,760
Making a show that nobody else was making.

7791
08:27:57,340 --> 08:27:58,480
On his own steam.

7792
08:27:59,000 --> 08:28:00,220
Getting his own contacts.

7793
08:28:00,640 --> 08:28:01,280
And fucking...

7794
08:28:01,280 --> 08:28:01,900
Making a...

7795
08:28:01,900 --> 08:28:03,480
Making a dynasty.

7796
08:28:04,140 --> 08:28:07,340
But it had to come to an end in the early 2000s.

7797
08:28:07,380 --> 08:28:09,620
Maybe to coincide with the dot-com bubble.

7798
08:28:09,860 --> 08:28:11,200
Or maybe Stu was just sick of it

7799
08:28:11,200 --> 08:28:12,680
because he was the driving force.

7800
08:28:12,760 --> 08:28:14,480
He was the heart and soul of the show.

7801
08:28:15,700 --> 08:28:17,700
So I think when Stu was...

7802
08:28:17,700 --> 08:28:18,580
Had to finish with it,

7803
08:28:18,880 --> 08:28:20,140
that's when the world had to...

7804
08:28:20,140 --> 08:28:21,680
Be finished with it as well.

7805
08:28:21,680 --> 08:28:22,700
It was down to Stu.

7806
08:28:22,820 --> 08:28:23,580
It was his word.

7807
08:28:23,780 --> 08:28:25,520
...functionality on your PC,

7808
08:28:26,060 --> 08:28:27,880
including integrated web surfing,

7809
08:28:28,620 --> 08:28:30,000
a digital channel guide,

7810
08:28:30,240 --> 08:28:32,180
which can be sorted and programmed

7811
08:28:32,180 --> 08:28:34,400
much like you can with a TiVo or replay,

7812
08:28:34,820 --> 08:28:38,680
and the ability to record and pause live TV.

7813
08:28:39,540 --> 08:28:42,480
Another innovative approach to merging TV content

7814
08:28:42,480 --> 08:28:43,480
and the internet

7815
08:28:43,480 --> 08:28:46,840
is this new service from HowToTV.com.

7816
08:28:47,260 --> 08:28:50,380
Realizing that almost no one reads product manuals,

7817
08:28:50,380 --> 08:28:53,940
HowToTV is offering user instructions on the web.

7818
08:28:53,940 --> 08:28:55,360
You get into consumer electronics,

7819
08:28:55,440 --> 08:28:57,560
you're talking about maybe lots of cabling options

7820
08:28:57,560 --> 08:28:58,220
and things like that.

7821
08:28:58,720 --> 08:28:59,920
Guardmeisters after you.

7822
08:28:59,920 --> 08:29:01,440
And that basically can be easily demonstrated,

7823
08:29:01,800 --> 08:29:04,920
through a flat manual or something.

7824
08:29:04,920 --> 08:29:08,300
A lot of times it's very difficult to decipher exactly what you're supposed to do.

7825
08:29:08,480 --> 08:29:12,280
Bought a new DVD player and can't figure out how to hook it up?

7826
08:29:12,680 --> 08:29:13,420
Forget the manual.

7827
08:29:13,800 --> 08:29:16,680
Just go to their website for an interactive tutorial.

7828
08:29:17,400 --> 08:29:21,780
HowToTV is also providing online consumer support for less techy areas,

7829
08:29:21,940 --> 08:29:23,840
like installing plumbing fixtures,

7830
08:29:24,720 --> 08:29:27,440
or putting together a do-it-yourself piece of furniture.

7831
08:29:28,400 --> 08:29:32,000
HowToTV thinks that their new service will not only help the consumer,

7832
08:29:32,400 --> 08:29:33,460
who doesn't read the manual,

7833
08:29:33,800 --> 08:29:36,700
but the retailer, who ultimately pays the price.

7834
08:29:37,140 --> 08:29:38,980
Not only do they don't read the manual,

7835
08:29:39,140 --> 08:29:43,600
but a lot of them have a call avoidance to call tech support.

7836
08:29:43,840 --> 08:29:45,100
They don't want to, you know,

7837
08:29:45,100 --> 08:29:47,040
they're afraid to call a technical support to get help.

7838
08:29:47,280 --> 08:29:48,340
They're afraid to ask the questions.

7839
08:29:48,500 --> 08:29:49,680
They're afraid they're going to get put on hold

7840
08:29:49,680 --> 08:29:51,060
and waste a lot of time during the day.

7841
08:29:51,140 --> 08:29:52,200
I've checked out.

7842
08:29:52,380 --> 08:29:53,740
I'm afraid I checked out.

7843
08:29:53,880 --> 08:29:57,240
I think the earlier segments and the people they had

7844
08:29:57,240 --> 08:29:59,160
were selling something more interesting.

7845
08:29:59,360 --> 08:30:00,180
I don't know what this is.

7846
08:30:00,240 --> 08:30:01,920
It's a fucking TV box, is it?

7847
08:30:02,500 --> 08:30:04,200
Just looks like something that failed.

7848
08:30:05,640 --> 08:30:07,720
The other stuff, the Napster and all that,

7849
08:30:07,780 --> 08:30:10,280
trying to monetize, make a monetized Napster.

7850
08:30:10,360 --> 08:30:10,900
This looks good.

7851
08:30:11,040 --> 08:30:11,560
This looks good.

7852
08:30:12,300 --> 08:30:13,580
Hot new gadgets, look.

7853
08:30:15,000 --> 08:30:16,220
And a target audience.

7854
08:30:16,220 --> 08:30:18,100
They end up returning the product because they're afraid of it.

7855
08:30:18,560 --> 08:30:18,820
Easy.

7856
08:30:19,120 --> 08:30:19,720
There we go.

7857
08:30:21,140 --> 08:30:23,200
Whatever that is, those lads like it.

7858
08:30:23,360 --> 08:30:25,860
Use was a big theme here at CES,

7859
08:30:25,860 --> 08:30:29,100
and this Curbango Internet Radio from 3Com

7860
08:30:29,100 --> 08:30:32,780
is a perfect example of the move towards simple appliances

7861
08:30:32,780 --> 08:30:35,360
that don't look anything at all like a computer.

7862
08:30:36,100 --> 08:30:38,100
In fact, this is a network terminal

7863
08:30:38,100 --> 08:30:40,320
that looks like an old-fashioned radio.

7864
08:30:40,740 --> 08:30:42,500
You connect it to your home network

7865
08:30:42,500 --> 08:30:44,660
and your high-speed Internet connection,

7866
08:30:45,100 --> 08:30:48,000
and you now have an appliance that is an Internet radio

7867
08:30:48,000 --> 08:30:52,380
and can access tens of thousands of radio stations around the world.

7868
08:30:52,500 --> 08:30:55,740
This is the Curbango Internet Radio.

7869
08:30:55,740 --> 08:31:00,140
Curbango has set up a server that stands between you and the web-delivered content

7870
08:31:00,140 --> 08:31:02,580
to ensure that the audio will stream,

7871
08:31:03,020 --> 08:31:07,340
and it has packaged the content so you can easily find the stations you want.

7872
08:31:07,580 --> 08:31:11,300
We have a team of editors that goes out and locates all these streams.

7873
08:31:11,400 --> 08:31:12,120
They write descriptions.

7874
08:31:12,360 --> 08:31:13,380
They categorize them.

7875
08:31:13,380 --> 08:31:17,200
They go into our tuning service, which also acts as a search engine.

7876
08:31:17,460 --> 08:31:20,460
Then we have software that goes out that pings it every hour.

7877
08:31:20,720 --> 08:31:21,620
They ping every stream.

7878
08:31:21,860 --> 08:31:25,940
I wonder what their ping is and what their stream's like when their ping's shite.

7879
08:31:27,240 --> 08:31:29,860
Pingu has been involved.

7880
08:31:29,860 --> 08:31:31,340
Down, it comes off the radio,

7881
08:31:31,920 --> 08:31:34,640
and then when the stream is down, it gets pinged every 15 minutes

7882
08:31:34,640 --> 08:31:35,820
until it comes back up again,

7883
08:31:36,220 --> 08:31:37,940
in which case we bring it back on the radio.

7884
08:31:38,240 --> 08:31:40,280
So what we're doing is we're delivering a list of streams

7885
08:31:40,280 --> 08:31:42,240
that's most likely to play for people.

7886
08:31:42,240 --> 08:31:44,860
If you've ever listened to Internet radio, the problem is, you know,

7887
08:31:44,900 --> 08:31:46,920
you click to a stream, it doesn't play.

7888
08:31:47,080 --> 08:31:48,980
You really need to have a list of streams that play.

7889
08:31:49,520 --> 08:31:52,160
The other nice thing about the Kerbango tuning service

7890
08:31:52,160 --> 08:31:55,240
is that if you don't find the web radio station you want,

7891
08:31:55,520 --> 08:31:57,540
you can actually add it to their playlist.

7892
08:31:58,140 --> 08:32:00,940
If there's a stream that you know of that you want to be added,

7893
08:32:01,240 --> 08:32:02,760
it's free to be in the Kerbango directory.

7894
08:32:02,760 --> 08:32:03,780
We don't charge for that.

7895
08:32:04,120 --> 08:32:06,920
So you can very easily go to kerbango.com and click on Add a Stream,

7896
08:32:07,500 --> 08:32:10,280
and our editors will go there, check it out, make sure it's good,

7897
08:32:10,440 --> 08:32:11,880
categorize it, and then it's on the radio.

7898
08:32:11,880 --> 08:32:14,280
It sounds like it's really going to take off.

7899
08:32:16,280 --> 08:32:18,400
There were several other interesting approaches.

7900
08:32:18,520 --> 08:32:21,940
You see your man's, he was really impressed with the resonance

7901
08:32:21,940 --> 08:32:25,540
of the sound coming out of that little fucking speaker there.

7902
08:32:27,080 --> 08:32:28,180
And it's on the radio.

7903
08:32:29,280 --> 08:32:30,560
Look at that face.

7904
08:32:30,960 --> 08:32:33,980
That's when you know it's a real, the bass has just kicked in.

7905
08:32:34,900 --> 08:32:36,780
It's a real subwoofer scenario,

7906
08:32:37,300 --> 08:32:41,160
and a reassuring fucking glance and nod by the salesman

7907
08:32:41,160 --> 08:32:45,400
that says, yes, this is a product I can really get.

7908
08:32:45,500 --> 08:32:49,540
And that's a really bizarre frame we've landed on inadvertently there

7909
08:32:49,540 --> 08:32:52,100
when switching between the two shots.

7910
08:32:52,440 --> 08:32:56,740
Of course, a 25 frames per second.

7911
08:32:59,560 --> 08:33:07,940
And there's a lot of other interesting, and there we have one.

7912
08:33:07,940 --> 08:33:12,880
An uncanny valley amalgamation of this fella from Burbango.

7913
08:33:14,840 --> 08:33:17,460
And the man who plays bangers on stereos.

7914
08:33:19,180 --> 08:33:21,380
A little shake of the head, even, look.

7915
08:33:21,380 --> 08:33:23,420
A little shake of the head, kind of...

7916
08:33:23,420 --> 08:33:24,880
I can't believe it's this good.

7917
08:33:24,880 --> 08:33:26,520
I can't believe this is this fucking guy.

7918
08:33:27,660 --> 08:33:28,260
Fuck yeah.

7919
08:33:28,260 --> 08:33:32,500
There were several other interesting approaches to simplifying the home network here.

7920
08:33:32,500 --> 08:33:36,360
This is a wireless home network from a company called Wavefly.

7921
08:33:36,740 --> 08:33:42,820
Rather than give you a dedicated internet radio, they are letting you distribute internet audio content

7922
08:33:42,820 --> 08:33:46,480
to a variety of devices in your house and in your car.

7923
08:33:46,480 --> 08:33:53,760
So with a home server sitting on your personal computer, you can listen to web radio stations anywhere in your home.

7924
08:33:54,760 --> 08:33:57,360
Download Wavefly tonight.

7925
08:33:58,460 --> 08:34:02,680
When you get home later, fucking download Wavefly.

7926
08:34:03,220 --> 08:34:05,800
Web radio stations anywhere in your home.

7927
08:34:06,580 --> 08:34:09,920
Wavefly has also created a wireless RF controller.

7928
08:34:10,580 --> 08:34:13,080
Check that fucking remote out.

7929
08:34:13,160 --> 08:34:17,420
It's a lovely situation altogether.

7930
08:34:17,660 --> 08:34:21,480
It's not an embarrassing thing to have to own or show people.

7931
08:34:21,780 --> 08:34:27,080
And it's a great classic shape that I can see lasting the taste of time.

7932
08:34:27,080 --> 08:34:31,520
To take the front panel of the player with...

7933
08:34:31,520 --> 08:34:37,040
They've gone for the Winamp skin but in real life design effect for a product.

7934
08:34:38,040 --> 08:34:41,660
And browse the music as you would browse it in front of the player.

7935
08:34:42,440 --> 08:34:46,040
And it offers a level of convenience because now, instead of a...

7936
08:34:46,040 --> 08:34:48,140
It's a fucking widescreen remote.

7937
08:34:48,780 --> 08:34:50,700
It's the new IMAX remote.

7938
08:34:51,400 --> 08:34:52,460
It's so big.

7939
08:34:53,720 --> 08:34:55,400
But don't let that put you off.

7940
08:34:56,020 --> 08:34:56,880
Start to use it.

7941
08:34:57,020 --> 08:34:57,780
Start to play with it.

7942
08:34:57,780 --> 08:34:58,440
Get to feel it.

7943
08:34:59,000 --> 08:35:00,840
And you won't actually want to go back.

7944
08:35:01,100 --> 08:35:01,880
A standard remote.

7945
08:35:02,240 --> 08:35:03,480
Standard bullshit remote.

7946
08:35:03,640 --> 08:35:10,040
Actually see what you're selecting and have choices away from the interface of the digital media player.

7947
08:35:10,360 --> 08:35:15,480
And using the same basic technology, you can put an MP3 player in your car.

7948
08:35:15,960 --> 08:35:23,220
If you want more than digital music on your home network, a company called Eucentric showed off this new approach to a home network.

7949
08:35:23,720 --> 08:35:25,540
Instead of just distributing internet connection.

7950
08:35:25,540 --> 08:35:26,600
It's like a dad's bone.

7951
08:35:26,600 --> 08:35:28,760
Computer data over the wires in your house.

7952
08:35:29,360 --> 08:35:36,020
Eucentric installs a complete network server in your home that can interconnect almost any electronic device you have.

7953
08:35:36,020 --> 08:35:37,320
It was a crazy time to be alive.

7954
08:35:37,360 --> 08:35:43,100
A Mac, a Mac, info appliance, a radio, telephone, or television set.

7955
08:35:43,180 --> 08:35:45,560
Sorry, I just like these little stew lists.

7956
08:35:46,440 --> 08:35:48,820
The intonation on each word.

7957
08:35:48,900 --> 08:35:50,560
But it was a different time back then, you know.

7958
08:35:51,240 --> 08:35:51,780
It really was.

7959
08:35:51,860 --> 08:35:53,400
The past is a different country.

7960
08:35:53,600 --> 08:35:54,700
Or a foreign country.

7961
08:35:54,800 --> 08:35:56,420
They do things differently there.

7962
08:35:56,940 --> 08:36:05,300
And back then, in this foreign country, they were using fucking dog bone remotes with LCD displays on them.

7963
08:36:06,660 --> 08:36:08,320
And it just doesn't happen anymore.

7964
08:36:09,900 --> 08:36:12,920
And I don't know whether that's sad or class.

7965
08:36:12,920 --> 08:36:15,780
Connect almost any electronic device you have.

7966
08:36:16,140 --> 08:36:22,740
A PC, a Mac, a Mac, info appliance, radio, telephone, or television set.

7967
08:36:22,740 --> 08:36:23,740
Sweet.

7968
08:36:23,740 --> 08:36:28,920
And the server, most importantly, gets internet packets to the proper computer, Mac, PC, web head.

7969
08:36:29,300 --> 08:36:31,340
But what we do is we mix in cable television.

7970
08:36:31,760 --> 08:36:36,740
We mix in your regular telephone to give you such things as voicemail and caller ID on any device in the home.

7971
08:36:36,800 --> 08:36:39,900
On your TV, on your computer, on your Mac, or even remotely at work.

7972
08:36:40,160 --> 08:36:40,600
Sweet.

7973
08:36:40,600 --> 08:36:41,180
And get voicemail in.

7974
08:36:41,220 --> 08:36:42,760
So you can get your voicemail on TV.

7975
08:36:43,060 --> 08:36:43,420
Sweet.

7976
08:36:43,420 --> 08:36:44,100
On your Mac.

7977
08:36:44,380 --> 08:36:44,680
Sweet.

7978
08:36:44,680 --> 08:36:48,100
So you blend that together in the server and send it to the proper device in the home.

7979
08:36:48,400 --> 08:36:51,860
So basically, you get all the content all the time on any device in the home.

7980
08:36:52,120 --> 08:36:54,840
And we don't change the way you already work with the things that are in your house.

7981
08:36:55,300 --> 08:36:55,740
Awesome.

7982
08:36:55,740 --> 08:36:59,700
The next thing is you can do almost anything on any device in your home.

7983
08:37:00,100 --> 08:37:03,800
Like see your telephone's caller ID on your TV screen.

7984
08:37:04,580 --> 08:37:07,220
Listen to MP3 files on any radio.

7985
08:37:08,140 --> 08:37:09,640
Chat while you're watching television.

7986
08:37:09,640 --> 08:37:13,220
Or surf the web on any TV set in your house.

7987
08:37:13,660 --> 08:37:14,700
Computer Chronicles, chill.

7988
08:37:14,700 --> 08:37:31,300
In this world of big media files for music, photos, and video, storage has become a big issue.

7989
08:37:31,760 --> 08:37:35,820
And there were some real cutting-edge new storage solutions in CES.

7990
08:37:36,360 --> 08:37:40,180
Probably the showstopper here was the new Dataply storage media.

7991
08:37:40,580 --> 08:37:41,880
500 megabytes.

7992
08:37:41,880 --> 08:37:42,560
Check that out.

7993
08:37:42,620 --> 08:37:43,580
We've got another.

7994
08:37:44,040 --> 08:37:47,360
A 1, 2, 3, 4 garish ring situation.

7995
08:37:47,840 --> 08:37:51,980
A 1, 2, 3, 4 garishly large gold ring situation.

7996
08:37:52,540 --> 08:37:55,420
It's bigger than its fucking thumb.

7997
08:37:55,880 --> 08:37:58,460
I said it's bigger than its fucking thumb.

7998
08:37:59,880 --> 08:38:07,740
And in amongst that, in betwixt is index and thumb, is a tiny fucking data disk.

7999
08:38:08,180 --> 08:38:11,380
What the hell does that even go into?

8000
08:38:12,280 --> 08:38:13,060
What is it?

8001
08:38:13,540 --> 08:38:14,740
What plays it even?

8002
08:38:14,920 --> 08:38:16,040
Not a mini disk, is it?

8003
08:38:16,520 --> 08:38:20,040
In a device the size of a quarter for less than $10.

8004
08:38:20,720 --> 08:38:25,540
We've developed, we've shrunk basically what is the full-size DVD-R down to a map.

8005
08:38:25,540 --> 08:38:28,640
That's smaller, that's smaller than a PSP UMD.

8006
08:38:28,640 --> 08:38:35,440
Box size, DVD-Rs, if you're familiar, are running over $3,000 for a DVD-R recorder.

8007
08:38:35,600 --> 08:38:37,760
We're a fraction of the price, including the media.

8008
08:38:38,320 --> 08:38:42,280
And where we've really made the breakthroughs is in the size of the optical pickup unit.

8009
08:38:42,380 --> 08:38:46,040
The optical pickup unit in our drive is approximately the size of a pinhead.

8010
08:38:46,720 --> 08:38:52,760
And an optical pickup unit for a DVD, for example, is actually larger than our entire drive.

8011
08:38:52,760 --> 08:38:58,480
This new optical storage medium is poised to replace both CDs and DVDs.

8012
08:38:58,480 --> 08:39:03,620
It's smaller, less expensive, more secure, and it is recordable.

8013
08:39:03,960 --> 08:39:09,560
So that's really the big difference between us and other formats like memory stick or other solid-state formats.

8014
08:39:09,720 --> 08:39:11,180
We offer pre-recorded content.

8015
08:39:11,700 --> 08:39:13,520
We are optical, so it's very secure.

8016
08:39:13,640 --> 08:39:16,240
It can't accidentally be erased like magnetic media can.

8017
08:39:17,040 --> 08:39:21,900
And it's unlike CD devices that are available today.

8018
08:39:22,380 --> 08:39:25,500
All of our devices are full-function read and write devices.

8019
08:39:25,700 --> 08:39:26,520
They're not just players.

8020
08:39:26,660 --> 08:39:28,200
They actually are recorders as well.

8021
08:39:28,400 --> 08:39:29,240
So you really get a few devices.

8022
08:39:29,240 --> 08:39:30,140
Oh, get on with it, man.

8023
08:39:30,300 --> 08:39:31,640
Before this year is now...

8024
08:39:31,640 --> 08:39:38,220
Enrique Iglesias had his own handheld console called the Enrique Box.

8025
08:39:39,040 --> 08:39:39,920
And you could get that.

8026
08:39:40,040 --> 08:39:43,020
It retailed at around $7.95.

8027
08:39:45,260 --> 08:39:47,080
But they were real hot shit.

8028
08:39:47,180 --> 08:39:48,480
They could do all sorts.

8029
08:39:48,480 --> 08:39:53,160
You could fucking write your name on it in digital and it saves it.

8030
08:39:54,140 --> 08:39:56,960
And it plays any Enrique tune you want.

8031
08:39:58,460 --> 08:40:02,620
It was a real curveball, but it fucking...

8032
08:40:02,620 --> 08:40:07,140
It's probably worth maybe $7,960 on eBay now.

8033
08:40:07,880 --> 08:40:09,740
Just to get one of those U's battered.

8034
08:40:10,660 --> 08:40:11,400
A pristine one?

8035
08:40:13,140 --> 08:40:14,020
Fuck off.

8036
08:40:14,600 --> 08:40:18,460
You'll see new digital players coming out using the Dataplay technology.

8037
08:40:19,000 --> 08:40:21,560
Handheld Enrique Iglesias device.

8038
08:40:22,360 --> 08:40:24,580
Despite the small size of the media,

8039
08:40:24,900 --> 08:40:30,180
it has so much capacity that one tiny disc can hold as many as five albums.

8040
08:40:30,820 --> 08:40:36,060
One of the unique abilities in Dataplay is to be able to put multiple albums on a single disc.

8041
08:40:36,160 --> 08:40:41,040
We have about five times the capacity of CD because we're able to use the new encoding scheme.

8042
08:40:41,140 --> 08:40:42,620
So we can get five hours of CD quality.

8043
08:40:42,840 --> 08:40:44,600
Cheryl crawls after you.

8044
08:40:45,280 --> 08:40:46,500
Featuring Sting.

8045
08:40:47,780 --> 08:40:49,720
What even format is this?

8046
08:40:49,940 --> 08:40:51,800
Have they explicitly said,

8047
08:40:52,180 --> 08:40:55,060
this is mini disc, this is such and such disc?

8048
08:40:55,380 --> 08:40:56,400
Because it's not mini disc.

8049
08:40:57,000 --> 08:40:57,560
Or is it?

8050
08:40:59,140 --> 08:41:00,260
Nobody has answered me.

8051
08:41:00,340 --> 08:41:03,000
I asked if it was mini disc in the chat there five minutes ago.

8052
08:41:03,000 --> 08:41:03,940
Quality music.

8053
08:41:04,340 --> 08:41:06,300
You can hold multiple albums on a single disc.

8054
08:41:06,540 --> 08:41:07,300
This is one Sting.

8055
08:41:07,760 --> 08:41:08,620
The Sting album.

8056
08:41:08,780 --> 08:41:09,460
That's 32.

8057
08:41:10,120 --> 08:41:12,380
It's a desert island disc.

8058
08:41:12,700 --> 08:41:19,220
Data play.

8059
08:41:19,720 --> 08:41:20,540
Micro disc.

8060
08:41:22,120 --> 08:41:23,500
Oh, Dataplay.

8061
08:41:23,800 --> 08:41:24,700
So it's just called Dataplay.

8062
08:41:24,820 --> 08:41:26,060
It sounds like a brand name though.

8063
08:41:28,060 --> 08:41:30,620
When you buy music on a Dataplay disc,

8064
08:41:30,860 --> 08:41:34,300
you can still use the leftover space to record on.

8065
08:41:34,640 --> 08:41:37,500
We also apply a thin film recording player on here.

8066
08:41:37,500 --> 08:41:39,140
Maxing out the airtime.

8067
08:41:39,240 --> 08:41:41,360
I'd say these guys paid for a little bit more.

8068
08:41:42,360 --> 08:41:43,200
It's due time.

8069
08:41:44,160 --> 08:41:46,480
You do record on the same disc.

8070
08:41:46,820 --> 08:41:48,460
Defunct in 2006.

8071
08:41:50,080 --> 08:41:54,600
Words like defunct and expunged.

8072
08:41:54,980 --> 08:41:56,980
So it's a recordable, masterable media,

8073
08:41:57,260 --> 08:41:59,460
which is the first available on the market.

8074
08:41:59,460 --> 08:42:04,080
Some third party developers are already jumping aboard the Dataplay bandwagon

8075
08:42:04,080 --> 08:42:07,420
and creating add-ons for existing palm top devices.

8076
08:42:08,220 --> 08:42:12,420
This company called Songpro has built a new MP3 player for the Gameboy.

8077
08:42:12,860 --> 08:42:13,100
Nice.

8078
08:42:13,260 --> 08:42:18,300
Not only play music, but also display lyrics, album art and music videos.

8079
08:42:19,360 --> 08:42:24,540
Another innovative approach to multimedia storage comes from a company called Minds at Work.

8080
08:42:24,540 --> 08:42:26,600
This is their digital wallet.

8081
08:42:27,000 --> 08:42:28,080
The storage comes from a...

8082
08:42:28,080 --> 08:42:29,280
Look at the...

8083
08:42:29,280 --> 08:42:31,280
Stu's fashion is pretty...

8084
08:42:32,160 --> 08:42:33,700
It's professional.

8085
08:42:34,020 --> 08:42:34,780
But it's also...

8086
08:42:34,780 --> 08:42:36,120
It stands out and gives...

8087
08:42:36,120 --> 08:42:38,140
And it dominates as well.

8088
08:42:38,220 --> 08:42:39,100
You know, it's beige.

8089
08:42:39,460 --> 08:42:40,500
It's deep brown.

8090
08:42:42,120 --> 08:42:45,280
With beige and kind of fucking grey, kind of...

8091
08:42:47,180 --> 08:42:48,680
Over...

8092
08:42:48,680 --> 08:42:49,600
Earthy tones.

8093
08:42:50,200 --> 08:42:54,800
But it does work well when he's juxtaposed with a science lab coat man.

8094
08:42:55,700 --> 08:42:58,700
And they've thrown in a couple of khaki chino boys.

8095
08:42:59,660 --> 08:43:03,080
Just to sit back and watch and add a bit of fucking colour for the foreground.

8096
08:43:05,440 --> 08:43:06,800
It looked like a...

8097
08:43:06,800 --> 08:43:09,740
Consumer Electronics Show 2001 looked like a...

8098
08:43:09,740 --> 08:43:11,520
A fucking great event.

8099
08:43:12,880 --> 08:43:14,440
It looked serious.

8100
08:43:15,440 --> 08:43:16,860
They had some serious players.

8101
08:43:17,000 --> 08:43:18,180
Some serious products.

8102
08:43:19,660 --> 08:43:20,140
Dataplay.

8103
08:43:20,140 --> 08:43:28,840
a company called minds at work this is their digital index 85 to buy portable storage in

8104
08:43:28,840 --> 08:43:36,820
metal gear solid 3 it would be up to like 95 camo index or micro drives giving you one convenient

8105
08:43:36,820 --> 08:43:43,280
place to store all your mp3 music or micro drives giving you one convenient place to store all your

8106
08:43:43,280 --> 08:43:49,940
mp3 music files did you want photos and even videos or ebooks you can then dump all the

8107
08:43:49,940 --> 08:43:56,480
files into your pc through a detachable usb connector minds at work was also showing off the

8108
08:43:56,480 --> 08:44:02,680
prototype of its new movie wallet this is a you're an engineer so that's why i heard you it can store

8109
08:44:02,680 --> 08:44:09,500
up to four movies in the mpeg4 format it has a port which will enable i'd love to get a hold of the

8110
08:44:09,500 --> 08:44:16,880
rushes of computer chronicles all the fucking stuff that was just filmed no edits and i just spend all

8111
08:44:16,880 --> 08:44:22,420
day looking at the little bits like small talk that he would have with the other people showing off the

8112
08:44:22,420 --> 08:44:29,620
prototype of its new right that's why i actually let's say you're an engineer this is a 20 gigabyte

8113
08:44:29,620 --> 08:44:36,500
handheld storage device that can store up to four movies in the mpeg4 format it has a port which will

8114
08:44:36,500 --> 08:44:42,640
enable you to download a movie from a kiosk in about three minutes when you get home you just insert the

8115
08:44:42,640 --> 08:44:49,180
movie wallet into your set top box and let the show begin see that was at ces with the newest version of

8116
08:44:49,180 --> 08:45:00,720
version of their digital photos storage frame this guy came into the background really enjoying the situation

8117
08:45:00,720 --> 08:45:01,620
of their digital

8118
08:45:01,620 --> 08:45:11,320
storage storage frame it still appears to be a traditional picture frame but it's very different

8119
08:45:11,320 --> 08:45:16,920
now on the back side storage see that was at ces with the newest version of their digital photo

8120
08:45:16,920 --> 08:45:18,900
he's cranked on

8121
08:45:18,900 --> 08:45:24,400
storage frame it still appears to be a traditional picture frame but it's very different now on the back

8122
08:45:24,400 --> 08:45:34,000
side you see there are a couple new things we now support uh compact flash and smart media no drones i have the drone there but i didn't want to do it because he looks like a nice guy

8123
08:45:34,000 --> 08:45:40,000
but i mean if you want to i've got it i'll do it so show begin see that was it

8124
08:45:40,000 --> 08:45:42,000
so

8125
08:45:42,000 --> 08:46:10,580
I just need to wait for a development, for a movement.

8126
08:46:10,580 --> 08:46:40,560
*music*

8127
08:46:40,560 --> 08:47:04,560
*music*

8128
08:47:04,560 --> 08:47:06,560
*music*

8129
08:47:06,560 --> 08:47:09,000
Average movie wallet sales.

8130
08:47:09,880 --> 08:47:10,940
Four buttons, very simple.

8131
08:47:11,620 --> 08:47:12,560
Movie wallet.

8132
08:47:13,060 --> 08:47:14,300
We also support audio.

8133
08:47:14,420 --> 08:47:16,960
A lot of digital cameras now allow you to have audio files.

8134
08:47:16,960 --> 08:47:22,140
The new SIVA also lets you view your pictures in postcard mode with an added message.

8135
08:47:22,940 --> 08:47:25,960
And you can also now order prints of your digital photos online.

8136
08:47:27,500 --> 08:47:29,020
Up until now, virtual reality...

8137
08:47:29,020 --> 08:47:29,940
Not this shit again.

8138
08:47:30,520 --> 08:47:32,180
They're really trying to flag this shit.

8139
08:47:32,260 --> 08:47:36,360
Reality developers have focused on VRML and 3D environments.

8140
08:47:36,860 --> 08:47:38,300
But this company called Digi...

8141
08:47:38,300 --> 08:47:39,500
DigiSense!

8142
08:47:39,500 --> 08:47:44,760
...have focused on VRML and 3D environments.

8143
08:47:45,240 --> 08:47:50,900
But this company called DigiSense thinks smell will make your digital world more realistic.

8144
08:47:51,400 --> 08:47:53,500
This is actually a peripheral...

8145
08:47:53,500 --> 08:48:01,960
I mean, I don't know what that is.

8146
08:48:01,960 --> 08:48:03,740
It's on first glance from that angle.

8147
08:48:03,840 --> 08:48:05,420
Sorry, that's the angle I saw it before.

8148
08:48:05,740 --> 08:48:07,620
It showed you the side profile, but I mean...

8149
08:48:08,180 --> 08:48:12,180
This is actually a peripheral that plugs into your PC's USB port.

8150
08:48:12,780 --> 08:48:16,340
It has a cartridge that is much like an inkjet cartridge.

8151
08:48:16,820 --> 08:48:18,280
Only these little tubes...

8152
08:48:18,280 --> 08:48:19,440
Looks touchy.

8153
08:48:19,440 --> 08:48:22,000
...represent different smells rather than different colours.

8154
08:48:22,320 --> 08:48:24,620
Go to your website or play a game...

8155
08:48:24,620 --> 08:48:25,420
...and you can not only...

8156
08:48:25,420 --> 08:48:29,200
We're all smelling the internet these days...

8157
08:48:29,200 --> 08:48:31,860
...and it doesn't smell good.

8158
08:48:31,860 --> 08:48:34,960
...see and hear, but smell the environment.

8159
08:48:35,700 --> 08:48:39,200
Finally, if you're tired of that guy on the airplane snooping and glancing over...

8160
08:48:39,200 --> 08:48:41,360
A little raspberry pie in there, man.

8161
08:48:41,420 --> 08:48:43,600
...you need the e-shades from Inviso.

8162
08:48:43,960 --> 08:48:44,740
Here we go.

8163
08:48:45,420 --> 08:48:47,420
We're still at it today...

8164
08:48:47,420 --> 08:48:49,000
...with this stuff.

8165
08:48:49,140 --> 08:48:52,700
This crap technology that isn't there yet.

8166
08:48:53,020 --> 08:48:55,880
And is it worth the money they're charging?

8167
08:48:56,420 --> 08:48:58,880
...over at your laptop screen...

8168
08:48:58,880 --> 08:49:01,040
...you need the e-shades from Inviso.

8169
08:49:01,320 --> 08:49:02,300
So let's say you're on an airplane.

8170
08:49:02,900 --> 08:49:07,260
You have to work on some private email, some documents, a sales document.

8171
08:49:07,620 --> 08:49:08,680
You want privacy and viewing.

8172
08:49:08,860 --> 08:49:09,860
So you can open up your laptop.

8173
08:49:10,300 --> 08:49:11,700
You toggle your laptop screen off...

8174
08:49:11,700 --> 08:49:13,440
...and you see there in your e-shades display.

8175
08:49:13,580 --> 08:49:14,440
So complete privacy.

8176
08:49:14,920 --> 08:49:16,760
Second is battery power savings.

8177
08:49:16,900 --> 08:49:19,500
So we consume a lot less power than your typical laptop display.

8178
08:49:19,900 --> 08:49:22,020
You can now fly cross-country, Trans-Pacific...

8179
08:49:22,020 --> 08:49:23,520
...and still have your laptop the entire time.

8180
08:49:23,920 --> 08:49:24,900
Third really is space saving.

8181
08:49:24,900 --> 08:49:25,200
Wow.

8182
08:49:25,320 --> 08:49:26,260
The seat comes down in front of you.

8183
08:49:27,180 --> 08:49:29,320
That looks annoying and shit.

8184
08:49:29,700 --> 08:49:32,680
And even if you don't have those on your eyes...

8185
08:49:32,680 --> 08:49:36,800
...it's crap having to use a computer when you're on a bus or a plane or a fucking train.

8186
08:49:36,900 --> 08:49:39,880
Anyway, you feel sick looking at the fucking screen.

8187
08:49:40,020 --> 08:49:42,360
But then you've got people putting your seat back.

8188
08:49:42,480 --> 08:49:43,500
You can't open up your laptop.

8189
08:49:43,640 --> 08:49:44,880
They're saying that's a good thing, though.

8190
08:49:44,940 --> 08:49:49,460
...as long as you can crack it open enough to access your keyboard, that's all you need.

8191
08:49:49,540 --> 08:49:52,860
You're pointing your device to your keyboard, you have a brilliant display, and you can do your work still.

8192
08:49:53,180 --> 08:49:59,220
The folks at Inviso think their e-shades technology can change the whole future of laptop computing.

8193
08:49:59,600 --> 08:50:03,960
Right now, if you think about your laptop, the form factor is dictated by that laptop screen.

8194
08:50:03,960 --> 08:50:06,680
And that's the one part of the computer that's growing year by year.

8195
08:50:06,800 --> 08:50:09,580
13.5, 14, 15 inches on average this year.

8196
08:50:09,900 --> 08:50:13,600
Once you remove that as your display and leave that behind, it changes the whole paradigm.

8197
08:50:13,960 --> 08:50:14,960
So I can have my...

8198
08:50:15,480 --> 08:50:16,540
Pure paradigm shift.

8199
08:50:16,800 --> 08:50:19,920
...media in a paperback or a pager-sized device on my belt.

8200
08:50:20,260 --> 08:50:23,840
I can have a fold-out keyboard for my input, and I have my e-shades for my display.

8201
08:50:24,240 --> 08:50:27,820
And when I'm done, I can take it all apart and put it in my purse or my briefcase to pack it away.

8202
08:50:28,300 --> 08:50:31,580
That's it for our coverage of this year's Consumer Electronics Show.

8203
08:50:31,640 --> 08:50:32,500
What a show, Stu.

8204
08:50:32,620 --> 08:50:34,520
For Computer Chronicles, I'm Stuart Shiffey.

8205
08:50:34,700 --> 08:50:35,160
Nice.

8206
08:50:35,460 --> 08:50:38,580
That lad really horsing the fucking cigarette into him there, watch.

8207
08:50:38,600 --> 08:50:39,200
For Computer Chronicles, I'm Stuart Shiffey.

8208
08:50:40,280 --> 08:50:45,920
He's doing two hands on the bag full of goodies, but then he's pulling on the fag at the same time.

8209
08:50:45,920 --> 08:50:46,720
For Computer Chronicles.

8210
08:50:48,460 --> 08:50:49,380
Oh, he doesn't.

8211
08:50:49,560 --> 08:50:49,960
He doesn't.

8212
08:50:50,000 --> 08:50:52,060
I'm Stuart Shiffey in Las Vegas.

8213
08:50:52,060 --> 08:50:52,220
Oh, yeah, yeah.

8214
08:50:52,840 --> 08:50:53,980
Collected at the end there.

8215
08:50:55,480 --> 08:50:56,500
Well, what an episode.

8216
08:50:56,720 --> 08:50:58,260
I was pretty impressed with that.

8217
08:50:59,520 --> 08:51:03,780
I was kind of hoping to do a Netcafe episode, but that was very good.

8218
08:51:03,860 --> 08:51:05,960
I'm glad we hadn't seen it before on stream.

8219
08:51:07,520 --> 08:51:09,020
Some great gadgets, Gizmos.

8220
08:51:11,440 --> 08:51:17,180
The technology that time forgot, and how fast time forgot it as well, you know?

8221
08:51:17,800 --> 08:51:19,580
20 years, 20-odd years.

8222
08:51:20,220 --> 08:51:20,400
Nah.

8223
08:51:20,680 --> 08:51:22,220
Nobody remembers it.

8224
08:51:22,300 --> 08:51:24,380
A lot of companies went bust around 2006.

8225
08:51:24,380 --> 08:51:27,000
It's just a short shelf life situation.

8226
08:51:28,080 --> 08:51:40,760
But I want to say thank you very much to everyone for tuning in and for throwing a tip for supporting the efforts to try and secure an absolute exquisite victory before the end of the year.

8227
08:51:41,200 --> 08:51:42,400
Didn't work out for us.

8228
08:51:42,660 --> 08:51:43,780
Didn't work out for us.

8229
08:51:43,780 --> 08:51:45,180
To purchase a videotaped copy of today's program.

8230
08:51:45,180 --> 08:51:45,880
But here we are.

8231
08:51:45,960 --> 08:51:46,400
That was that.

8232
08:51:46,520 --> 08:51:47,080
Thanks very much.

8233
08:51:47,080 --> 08:51:48,840
And thanks very much there for the tip, Conrad.

8234
08:51:48,840 --> 08:51:52,540
Yeah, thanks very much, Conrad.

8235
08:51:52,540 --> 08:51:55,100
See specifying the show number and the topic.

8236
08:51:55,100 --> 08:51:56,760
From Francis there.

8237
08:51:57,160 --> 08:51:57,780
Best of luck.

8238
08:51:57,940 --> 08:51:59,260
Happy New Year to everyone.

8239
08:51:59,420 --> 08:52:01,000
And thanks very much for tuning in.

8240
08:52:02,920 --> 08:52:03,340
Good night.

8241
08:52:03,460 --> 08:52:03,900
God bless.

8242
08:52:04,020 --> 08:52:04,500
See you later.

8243
08:52:04,820 --> 08:52:05,500
See you next year.

8244
08:52:08,240 --> 08:52:09,160
Here we go.

8245
08:52:09,160 --> 08:52:12,440
For the final computer chronicles.

8246
08:52:13,400 --> 08:52:13,960
Good night.

8247
08:52:14,020 --> 08:52:14,440
God bless.

8248
08:52:14,500 --> 08:52:15,200
Happy New Year.

8249
08:52:16,380 --> 08:52:16,560
Woo!

8250
08:52:20,020 --> 08:52:21,760
Kind of a shit double ending there.

8251
08:52:21,860 --> 08:52:22,600
Didn't take off.

8252
08:52:22,760 --> 08:52:23,600
Didn't really work.

8253
08:52:23,800 --> 08:52:24,020
Thanks.

8254
08:52:24,320 --> 08:52:24,740
Good night.