1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,420 He likes to test his people. 2 00:00:03,260 --> 00:00:05,940 Personally, you've got 30 seconds. 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,420 Then I set him loose. 4 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,700 I suggest you budget your time. 5 00:00:10,120 --> 00:00:10,560 Moon dust. 6 00:00:11,140 --> 00:00:12,200 Pay attention, Thorne. 7 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,680 When you're close to that beacon, you'll start hearing it. 8 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:16,980 Moon dust is still a problem. 9 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:19,140 Moon dust. 10 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:20,500 Hostile detected. 11 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:22,000 Moon dust. 12 00:00:24,080 --> 00:00:24,840 Moon dust. 13 00:00:25,240 --> 00:00:25,620 Oh! 14 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,740 Hostile neutralized. 15 00:00:27,740 --> 00:00:33,100 Hostile neutralized. 16 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,860 How are you getting on there? 17 00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:38,480 Moon dust. 18 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:38,900 Omar. 19 00:00:39,060 --> 00:00:39,340 Kerry. 20 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:41,480 John just joined us here. 21 00:00:41,620 --> 00:00:50,540 I was going to go into Warzone, but I thought I primed myself by looking at the game Spycraft. 22 00:00:50,640 --> 00:00:51,280 The great game. 23 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:53,920 It's Activision's 1996. 24 00:00:56,300 --> 00:01:01,740 SMB graphic adventure for DOS and Windows 95 PCs. 25 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,500 It's an excellent adventure for those who want their games available. 26 00:01:05,700 --> 00:01:06,540 A serious... 27 00:01:06,540 --> 00:01:07,940 Hey, so I cheated. 28 00:01:08,260 --> 00:01:09,080 There's no rules in the field. 29 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,760 A serious adult tone. 30 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:13,380 And as I remember, we did see this bit, but it was... 31 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:24,360 It's the unbelievably well-scripted and acted cutscenes, which for me and for my money are some of the best in video game history altogether. 32 00:01:25,260 --> 00:01:28,100 I believe that something tragic happens here. 33 00:01:28,100 --> 00:01:32,100 We end up shooting someone in the head by accident and he dies and then there's an inquest. 34 00:01:38,660 --> 00:01:40,680 Someone just got iced there. 35 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:41,920 Actually, that was the moment. 36 00:01:42,420 --> 00:01:43,160 Bruce Jeffries. 37 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,800 Somebody took him out, I think. 38 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:46,360 Just because... 39 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,420 Yeah, we did see this. 40 00:01:50,380 --> 00:01:55,600 I distinctly remember slowing this down and looking at the situation. 41 00:01:55,740 --> 00:01:56,680 There's a squib. 42 00:01:57,880 --> 00:02:00,420 A squib on his forehead there. 43 00:02:00,460 --> 00:02:01,980 I don't know how they managed to do that. 44 00:02:03,060 --> 00:02:06,780 Unless it's like they make up over it and then it turns into a gunshot. 45 00:02:11,320 --> 00:02:15,640 Man down, sniper, sniper. 46 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:16,880 There was nothing you could have done, kid. 47 00:02:17,580 --> 00:02:20,960 The sniper who took Bruce down was the best I've ever seen. 48 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:22,880 Don't let him shake you. 49 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,320 The company lost a great one today. 50 00:02:27,460 --> 00:02:29,220 Bruce Jeffries would have made us proud. 51 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:33,420 He would have made them forget the traitors and the sellouts, those damn shooters. 52 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,600 Thank you very much for the tip there, Mr. Huxtable. 53 00:02:35,740 --> 00:02:37,080 And happy new year to everyone there. 54 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:38,120 Steve Jennings, how are you? 55 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:41,880 What's the Mike scenario that wasn't caught on stream? 56 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,080 I don't know what... 57 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:46,820 Are you on about something that happened in the last stream or this? 58 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:47,300 I'm not sure. 59 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:48,820 Settle the score. 60 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,580 This guy's a serious operator. 61 00:02:51,740 --> 00:02:53,200 Now, I believe something's happened. 62 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:58,980 We have to go into the CIA operative headquarters and then be told something. 63 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:01,460 Is Michael Ironside here? 64 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,180 I'm not sure, but it would seem right up his alley. 65 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:13,220 Case Officer Thorne, welcome to Interlink. 66 00:03:14,540 --> 00:03:16,000 Interlink is after you. 67 00:03:20,720 --> 00:03:23,100 Without Jeffries, you're running this mission. 68 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:25,860 Get to Sterling's office pronto. 69 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:28,140 Get to Sterling's office pronto. 70 00:03:28,140 --> 00:03:35,820 Another disaster for the agency. 71 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,520 We can't afford this after Ames. 72 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:44,880 A Norwegian sniper who used to put snow in his mouth so his breath would be cold enough not to steam. 73 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,280 Bad man, he killed 100 Russians too. 74 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:56,560 So this is a grave situation in the actual game. 75 00:03:57,560 --> 00:04:02,900 Spycraft, as I said, a serious adult game, you know, without being vulgar. 76 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:07,760 And it's not to pander and handhold throughout. 77 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:12,180 It's an extremely difficult game with some exceptional cut scenes. 78 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:18,680 And this one probably second to none in terms of acting quality. 79 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:25,540 Captain Sack, thank you very much for the tip there. 80 00:04:25,540 --> 00:04:26,660 Bruce was impressed with your performance. 81 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:31,940 So I've decided that you'll handle the primary investigation, the one he was supposed to run. 82 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,840 We found the weapon used in Bruce's killing. 83 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,060 Custom modified. 84 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:39,440 We found the weapon used in Bruce's killing. 85 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:42,360 As if they'd talk to you like that and address you. 86 00:04:42,460 --> 00:04:45,320 I don't think there was much direction given to this fella on the left. 87 00:04:45,320 --> 00:04:47,340 30-06 with optical scope. 88 00:04:47,820 --> 00:04:48,540 No prints. 89 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:49,440 Nothing. 90 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:50,920 I put Lang on it. 91 00:04:52,300 --> 00:04:54,140 Don't worry, Lang is on the case. 92 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:55,520 I'll put Lang on it. 93 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,100 30-yard, 30-yard hit. 94 00:04:58,380 --> 00:04:59,400 Optical scope. 95 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:02,400 Parker and Asai will follow up on other leads. 96 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:04,640 Jamie and David will be your internal support. 97 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:07,240 The team will pool all... 98 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,460 What a lovely little situational... 99 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:11,960 Set up there. 100 00:05:12,480 --> 00:05:13,240 Let's just... 101 00:05:13,240 --> 00:05:14,560 Let's get that spike again. 102 00:05:15,220 --> 00:05:16,320 Fucking Spike Lee. 103 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,220 The furnace I will follow up on other leads. 104 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,440 Jamie and David will be your internal support. 105 00:05:26,540 --> 00:05:28,740 The team will pool all its intel. 106 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:32,380 I've also set up a back channel for private communications. 107 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:33,320 Okay. 108 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:35,900 Back channel is up and running. 109 00:05:36,180 --> 00:05:36,540 Okay. 110 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:38,860 Here's the story. 111 00:05:40,740 --> 00:05:42,300 Settle down and buckle up. 112 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:44,640 It's going to be a big fat slice of exposition. 113 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:50,680 Two weeks ago, the agency received intelligence from a well-placed source in Moscow, codenamed Birdsaw. 114 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:53,420 He predicted two assassinations. 115 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:58,260 The first one through door to Bansky, a right-wing candidate for the Russian presidency. 116 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:58,860 The second one. 117 00:05:58,860 --> 00:06:02,100 I hope Conor Williams didn't overdo it on the Grey Goose recently. 118 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,780 I'm not sure about that guy. 119 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:07,820 We'll have to check in with him at some stage in the not-too-distant future. 120 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:11,180 Here's B-. 121 00:06:11,180 --> 00:06:11,740 Minus. 122 00:06:11,740 --> 00:06:14,260 Do you want to do another take? 123 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:14,940 Ask Jason. 124 00:06:15,060 --> 00:06:19,360 It doesn't look like that option was available at the time it actually happened. 125 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:27,420 And here we have generic. 126 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:35,560 Eastern European post-Soviet vibes dot AVI. 127 00:06:44,860 --> 00:06:48,280 Some really Command & Conquer style stuff here. 128 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:01,900 Sorry about that. 129 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:02,920 I didn't know that was coming up. 130 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:04,860 That was a bit much for this time of day. 131 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:09,940 I mean, obviously, you'll see some hyper-simulated violence in the Modern Warfare game. 132 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:14,320 But that now really, really was visceral. 133 00:07:14,320 --> 00:07:16,600 That was beyond squibs. 134 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:21,840 That was a 2-2-3. 135 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,480 Could be a possible no-scope situation. 136 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:31,280 Oof, fuck. 137 00:07:36,240 --> 00:07:37,680 Splatterhouse 5. 138 00:07:37,680 --> 00:07:42,560 I should make that the profile picture there of the stream. 139 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:48,380 I wondered, would they CGI in that? 140 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:49,060 Or was that a... 141 00:07:49,060 --> 00:07:49,720 Look at the... 142 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,120 It's a real jump frame. 143 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:52,240 But I mean, you would jump. 144 00:07:55,240 --> 00:07:56,960 Zapruder is after you. 145 00:07:57,020 --> 00:07:58,560 Thank you very much there, Tupo. 146 00:07:58,720 --> 00:07:59,520 Very, very kind of you. 147 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:00,580 Very happy new year to you. 148 00:08:00,620 --> 00:08:01,640 I hope you're getting them well. 149 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:05,120 Can you please say Shinji. 150 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,660 Get in the fucking robot. 151 00:08:06,960 --> 00:08:07,860 In your best. 152 00:08:08,260 --> 00:08:09,020 Neil Oliver. 153 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:10,800 Shinji. 154 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:12,360 Just make sure... 155 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,860 Sorry, I just need to fucking screen it in my head. 156 00:08:14,920 --> 00:08:19,900 To make sure I am not going to be saying some sort of encrypted bad message. 157 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:21,080 Shinji. 158 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,560 Get in the fucking robot. 159 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:24,400 Shinji. 160 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,260 Get in the fucking robot. 161 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:27,920 I can't do it. 162 00:08:27,920 --> 00:08:28,840 That's the best I can do. 163 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:35,040 I have him on... 164 00:08:35,040 --> 00:08:36,900 I have him on lockdown for us though. 165 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:38,080 Sweaty fists. 166 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:39,940 Digital hands. 167 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,360 Xanadu 2.0. 168 00:08:47,740 --> 00:08:48,700 Shaky cam. 169 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,560 Lovely bit of shaky work there. 170 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,280 Extras. 171 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:52,620 Well paid. 172 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:53,880 Well prepared. 173 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,380 A nice array. 174 00:08:55,560 --> 00:08:57,820 A nice visual array of extras there. 175 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,660 And for some reason, they have... 176 00:09:00,660 --> 00:09:04,120 The tape of the whole event in the CIA. 177 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:25,480 With Dubanski debt, Russian President Poliakov faces serious competition in his re-election bid. 178 00:09:25,900 --> 00:09:26,520 Fucking hell. 179 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:32,760 Arkady Trabanov, an entrepreneur turned politician, will now get the conservative vote and build a coalition that can vote him into office. 180 00:09:32,900 --> 00:09:33,800 Right, I see. 181 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:36,300 Okay, Birdsong's intel is now A+. 182 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:39,140 Which means the president is in real danger. 183 00:09:39,780 --> 00:09:40,100 Fuck. 184 00:09:40,220 --> 00:09:42,960 President Brooks is planning a high-profile visit to Russia. 185 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:46,660 He's going to sign a denuke treaty, the first one with real teeth. 186 00:09:47,140 --> 00:09:49,160 He wants to give Poliakov a boost. 187 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:54,300 Yes, but if this situation doesn't cool, I'll have to talk to the president about postponing him. 188 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:56,860 If the situation doesn't cool, it's gonna... 189 00:09:56,860 --> 00:09:57,280 That is a conversation I do not want to have. 190 00:09:58,040 --> 00:09:59,760 Sorry, a great bit of acting there. 191 00:09:59,820 --> 00:10:01,140 We missed it because I was talking over. 192 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:02,380 Thanks, Jess and Maeve. 193 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:03,960 Hope you're getting on well. 194 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:04,500 Happy New Year. 195 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:11,320 We're about to witness a vibe shift in the situation room, which we're watching and now witnessing. 196 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:13,060 This is a Spycraft playthrough. 197 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:15,440 I'm just looking at the FMV sections. 198 00:10:15,540 --> 00:10:17,440 I might even look at some of the gameplay sections as well. 199 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:29,300 Just to get us in the war zone mood from a top-down kind of Aaron Sorkin, West Wing-esque, spy, CIA-based setup. 200 00:10:29,740 --> 00:10:33,880 And that'll really give us a little bit of oomph then when dropping into the situation. 201 00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:51,940 It saves... 202 00:10:51,940 --> 00:10:53,360 It saves... 203 00:10:53,360 --> 00:11:00,220 It's a great situation because it saves on multiple camera setups just having this kind of... 204 00:11:00,220 --> 00:11:02,640 It's the first person view from the person... 205 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:04,260 The player who's watching it. 206 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:05,580 This is meant to be your eyes. 207 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:10,720 But saying that, they still have a kind of scanline filter on it as well as if to... 208 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:12,100 I don't know what that's for. 209 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:14,580 Maybe to mitigate the lack of quality in the video. 210 00:11:15,740 --> 00:11:16,020 But... 211 00:11:16,020 --> 00:11:23,300 It doesn't make sense that you'd have scanlines on your eyes unless you're some sort of cyborg person. 212 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,140 I don't think you are. 213 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:24,760 No, isn't it? 214 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:27,260 Why don't we analyse the video first? 215 00:11:27,780 --> 00:11:29,780 See if there are any additional clues. 216 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:31,560 Like who pulled the trigger. 217 00:11:32,180 --> 00:11:33,720 I don't care however you proceed. 218 00:11:34,420 --> 00:11:36,060 Just get me answers and fast. 219 00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:39,700 Now this is my ass on the line. 220 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:42,040 Beautiful acting. 221 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:50,200 That's a line that was delivered with such precision and zest and zeal 222 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,520 that it shook me to my core when I saw it. 223 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:54,500 Just then. 224 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:57,960 Now this is my ass on the line. 225 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,220 Lovely. 226 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:03,200 And then that's a one take Charlie if ever I saw one. 227 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:05,440 How is Charlie actually? 228 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:06,460 Is there any news on him? 229 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:12,100 I saw another article in the Sunday World there that really went to town on the whole kind of 230 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:13,360 sex angle of the monkey. 231 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:15,200 It's kind of strange. 232 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,360 It's as if to say... 233 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:22,060 It's as if the media are treating it as a kind of light-hearted Bance scenario. 234 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:25,700 Where there's a monkey's life at stake here. 235 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:30,020 But they kind of are brushing over that and kind of hamming up the whole... 236 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,080 And he's on the lookout for a woman as well. 237 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:32,720 Ho ho. 238 00:12:33,140 --> 00:12:34,440 Watch out around Rath... 239 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:35,300 Rathdrum. 240 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:36,900 Or wherever he is in Wicklow. 241 00:12:37,700 --> 00:12:38,820 It's a monkey on the loose. 242 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:40,640 And... 243 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:44,920 He's definitely frisky and he's looking for love. 244 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:46,820 We have our orders. 245 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:58,120 Thank you very much there. 246 00:12:58,380 --> 00:12:58,660 Jess. 247 00:12:58,660 --> 00:12:59,880 Case Officer Thorne. 248 00:13:00,420 --> 00:13:01,480 Welcome to Interlink. 249 00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:02,020 And for Charlie. 250 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:02,780 Thank you very much. 251 00:13:04,360 --> 00:13:05,680 Forgot to send you the full wrap. 252 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,760 Can't paste the whole thing. 253 00:13:06,820 --> 00:13:07,840 So use a paste bin link. 254 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:10,380 I'll get to it in a minute or in a moment. 255 00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:13,160 Or when I've got it on an operating system that I can... 256 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:16,160 Successfully utilized. 257 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:18,680 Transfer the content into the stream. 258 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,460 Wanti, thank you very much for your tips. 259 00:13:20,560 --> 00:13:21,140 Well, Happy New Year. 260 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,360 Really enjoyed the streams last year. 261 00:13:22,420 --> 00:13:22,800 Best content. 262 00:13:22,900 --> 00:13:24,140 Thank you very much for that. 263 00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,820 But I doubt that it was the best content. 264 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,460 I mean, come on. 265 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:30,640 There was so much content last year. 266 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,160 It was just... 267 00:13:32,080 --> 00:13:36,500 It's like getting slapped in the face by a big fucking content-shaped fist. 268 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:39,060 Everywhere you look, you can't stop the content. 269 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:40,740 There's so much content going on. 270 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:42,480 It's going to be insane. 271 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:46,960 Thanks for the tip anyway. 272 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:51,300 Let's just put that one on pause for a moment while we... 273 00:13:51,300 --> 00:14:01,520 I just want to show you what I'm dealing with here in terms of our setup going into this match here on the Warzone scenario case. 274 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:05,640 As I've changed the loadout to a new one called Yeti 2. 275 00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:12,260 A previous one of Yeti, which was the AK and the Uzi, now has been transformed into what I believe. 276 00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:15,240 could be absolutely sensational. 277 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:23,060 It's the MTZ assault rifle with a few bits. 278 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:24,700 And then that shotgun. 279 00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:26,740 The one that is just... 280 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:33,180 A real nasty piece of work. 281 00:14:34,860 --> 00:14:37,320 Why have I only got two attachments and three on that? 282 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:39,380 Because they're not ranked up yet. 283 00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:46,460 So it is about really trying to get as much points out of the fucking games as possible in order to rank these things up. 284 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:50,480 But I just had a test game there before I went live. 285 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,060 And this thing is... 286 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,260 It's a nasty piece of work altogether. 287 00:14:54,460 --> 00:14:55,720 It has very low recoil. 288 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:56,800 Who knows? 289 00:14:56,940 --> 00:14:58,240 No silencers on these. 290 00:14:58,340 --> 00:14:59,820 It's just a case of getting out there. 291 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,500 Getting into the fucking mixing unit. 292 00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:02,940 And really beating... 293 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,340 Beating those eggs. 294 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,700 Thank you very much, Aidan. 295 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:07,340 The average. 296 00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:08,340 Happy New Year to you. 297 00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:11,920 Did you and the uncle get up too much for New Year's? 298 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:12,280 Ta! 299 00:15:14,020 --> 00:15:15,120 Moondust is still a problem. 300 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:15,760 How are you getting on? 301 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:16,440 What's the show, Aidan? 302 00:15:16,780 --> 00:15:18,060 Thanks very much for the tip. 303 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:18,420 Yes. 304 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:19,860 Well, no. 305 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,200 Not much happened, to be honest. 306 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:25,180 It was a couple of beers after that. 307 00:15:25,340 --> 00:15:26,020 Was it New Year's? 308 00:15:26,040 --> 00:15:26,680 We were on the show. 309 00:15:26,780 --> 00:15:27,760 It was New Year's Day yesterday. 310 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:27,960 Yeah. 311 00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:28,980 New Year's Eve. 312 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:32,440 Another can was had. 313 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,260 I was planning on going down to Wicklow to try and look for the monkey. 314 00:15:36,260 --> 00:15:38,880 But it's just not great weather at all. 315 00:15:39,820 --> 00:15:45,420 I kept on reading articles about the monkey's high sex drive as well. 316 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,540 And his danger. 317 00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:48,960 His potential danger. 318 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,140 I just thought to myself, you know what? 319 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:56,080 I'm not going to get caught up in that situation. 320 00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,720 I wish him all the best and I hope he'll get back alive. 321 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,940 But I'm not getting caught up in that. 322 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,000 You don't know what he'd do to you. 323 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:08,640 And if he did stuff to you, what would be the repercussion and what would be the results as well? 324 00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:12,140 It was absolutely pissing down the last few days. 325 00:16:12,260 --> 00:16:13,800 There's no point in going down there as well. 326 00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:14,360 Turf bag. 327 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:15,120 Thanks very much. 328 00:16:15,180 --> 00:16:16,500 I hope you're getting on well. 329 00:16:17,280 --> 00:16:25,320 And definitely no hyperbole in the message attached to the tip, which states that, without doubt, 330 00:16:26,100 --> 00:16:30,140 the funniest and most talented man in possibly the world. 331 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,320 Keep doing what you're doing, you legend. 332 00:16:32,420 --> 00:16:38,560 And it's great to see that sort of reverence and respect for a Warzone streamer. 333 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,260 I mean, why would you make of that? 334 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:42,160 Is it too much, Tom? 335 00:16:42,220 --> 00:16:43,780 Is it overboard? 336 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:46,840 Is it over the top, so to speak? 337 00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:50,260 Not really. 338 00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:53,840 I mean, going on what you've only delivered a few streams. 339 00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:54,900 That's it, really. 340 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:59,740 But going on the performance, that's how you should be judged. 341 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:06,460 And there was not much in the way of great performance the last couple of matches. 342 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,700 But I will say this. 343 00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:12,380 You got into the zone at about 4 o'clock or 5 o'clock in the day. 344 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,700 The last day or maybe 2, I can't remember what time it was. 345 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:17,720 But it was not 5 hours into the stream. 346 00:17:17,860 --> 00:17:20,800 Second session of the afternoon of the day. 347 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,840 You definitely managed to make that game. 348 00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:24,860 A couple of games you were on. 349 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:25,820 You were steamrolling. 350 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,080 You were flying around by the seat of your arse. 351 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,220 You were jumping around. 352 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:30,060 It was nice. 353 00:17:30,540 --> 00:17:31,220 It was nice. 354 00:17:31,680 --> 00:17:33,980 You weren't settling in and staying in buildings. 355 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,080 You were just getting out there. 356 00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:37,720 You were washing. 357 00:17:38,580 --> 00:17:39,800 You were washing your arse. 358 00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:40,980 It was perfect. 359 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,320 Thanks very much there, Turfbag, for that tip. 360 00:17:45,400 --> 00:17:46,700 Let's have a little look here and get going. 361 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:50,600 We'll jump into this mixing unit as soon as possible here. 362 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:54,640 I mean, I don't hold much hope for this setup that I've got. 363 00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,620 Only once it's fully ranked. 364 00:17:56,900 --> 00:18:01,700 So, I mean, the riveter that I've got now doesn't have all those beautiful attachments 365 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,400 we got there the last day. 366 00:18:03,620 --> 00:18:07,280 It definitely doesn't have a phlegm bag and 9 mil jill scenario tip. 367 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:07,980 Thanks for the tip. 368 00:18:11,880 --> 00:18:14,140 Tom, do you want to add something to that? 369 00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:15,380 Moon dust. 370 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:16,980 She's a hot shot. 371 00:18:18,740 --> 00:18:19,640 9 mil jill. 372 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:23,360 9 mil jill. 373 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:24,000 9 mil jill. 374 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,100 9 jill-a-meter mil. 375 00:18:26,340 --> 00:18:27,940 Absolutely insane. 376 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:29,120 There. 377 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:33,560 We might just get another blast of spycraft as we're waiting to go in. 378 00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,340 I should play another game of chess with Thomas. 379 00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,900 Thank you very much there, work pretender. 380 00:18:38,040 --> 00:18:39,180 He said, great to see you broadcasting. 381 00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:40,960 And that's what it is. 382 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:44,580 It's a fully fledged, fully operational broadcast. 383 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:49,240 The view window displays the virtual camera's perspective. 384 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:53,180 The blue area is the camera's range of sight. 385 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:58,380 Zoom functions are available on both the camera and the 3D model. 386 00:18:58,780 --> 00:18:59,680 Zoom is after you. 387 00:18:59,740 --> 00:19:02,840 Use the zoom to isolate impact points and bullet holes. 388 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,480 This was a point and click amazing adventure. 389 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:12,140 All you can see here is just pure engagement. 390 00:19:12,920 --> 00:19:16,640 Also, with the usage of PCs becoming widespread at the time, 391 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:19,120 you really felt like you were in the CIA's office, 392 00:19:19,260 --> 00:19:21,420 utilizing a PC to play this game. 393 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,060 This wasn't a console. 394 00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:25,580 No way was this on consoles. 395 00:19:25,940 --> 00:19:28,440 This was a purely adult. 396 00:19:28,900 --> 00:19:34,960 It's for a very refined audience that has a bit of class to it. 397 00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,860 Bullet holes with the trajectory pointer. 398 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:40,760 The Kennedy assassination tools will complete a trajectory. 399 00:19:41,860 --> 00:19:44,540 Please use the Kennedy assassination tools. 400 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,280 You have selected assassinate. 401 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,000 You have selected assassination tools. 402 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:58,060 Isolate the origin point of the trajectory and locate the assassin. 403 00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:01,840 File accessed. 404 00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,700 Very, very engaging indeed. 405 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,440 Mark, formerly known as Sweet Beast. 406 00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,780 Thank you very much there, Mike. 407 00:20:07,780 --> 00:20:11,920 Workday is being upgraded with a Yeti 2 loadout. 408 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:18,320 You have selected Grassy Knoll. 409 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,760 Please choose Gentleman. 410 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:22,540 Please start your weapons. 411 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:23,580 Yes, with Thomas. 412 00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:38,860 Well, listen to that. 413 00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,620 Listen to that tune. 414 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:43,660 Something. 415 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,700 Happy New Year to yourself there, Captain Sack. 416 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:50,840 Very, very kind of you. 417 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:57,200 Wow. 418 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,000 Such technology. 419 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:07,760 They really managed to capture what it was like to have all this technology at your fingertips as a CIA operative. 420 00:21:07,860 --> 00:21:08,700 And look at this now. 421 00:21:09,420 --> 00:21:10,760 Zuckerberg's after you mix and match. 422 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:12,540 Linking to Office of Information Resources. 423 00:21:12,540 --> 00:21:13,360 Very realistic. 424 00:21:13,580 --> 00:21:15,920 I'm sure this is what you get in the CIA. 425 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:20,800 When looking for your target. 426 00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:21,860 No. 427 00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,880 Well, welcome to the CIA. 428 00:21:25,380 --> 00:21:25,980 Day one. 429 00:21:26,220 --> 00:21:27,120 Mix and match. 430 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:31,220 More of that as and when we get it. 431 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,820 And we do have plenty of it. 432 00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:34,560 We actually have too much of it. 433 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,500 Just you hot, Caleb. 434 00:21:37,500 --> 00:21:39,500 Get out of here. 435 00:21:53,380 --> 00:22:00,180 I want to get that yoke and drive that like fuck to the fucking loadout point and really get involved. 436 00:22:02,220 --> 00:22:06,980 Is Texas Pete riding shotgun? I'm not sure but we're going to be using a shotgun soon enough. 437 00:22:06,980 --> 00:22:32,520 To ride around the map on. Well we'll ride around the map on this yoke. We'll get a shotgun soon enough in our special loadout box which I had guessed would be a lot closer. John Daly thanks very much there for the tip. I guess it would be a lot closer than it actually is. Hopefully there's no rats already picking up what is rightfully ours. 438 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:47,520 Moving in. I'm heading towards this. This is very dangerous considering I haven't even bothered my arse and there's a red dot there. I haven't even bothered my arse to secure a weapon or anything. Someone's got an RPG. 439 00:22:55,520 --> 00:23:00,760 Holy fuck. 440 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:15,400 Moondust. Ah! Thank you very much there Moondust. Didn't realize it was a guy creeping around the side. 441 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:20,180 But look it's folly to go for the fucking loadout that early in the match is it not Tom? 442 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:28,060 You're an adulterated folly. Thank you very much John Daly. I'll send you to Tanzania next week. 443 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:29,580 Hoping to 444 00:23:29,580 --> 00:23:32,280 not get eaten by giraffes. Any advice? 445 00:23:32,400 --> 00:23:37,000 Well look just don't fall into the enclosure. Definitely don't fall into the lying enclosure anyway. 446 00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,280 I'm not lying when I say 447 00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,780 that won't be a nice experience at all. 448 00:23:42,420 --> 00:23:44,180 Definitely not. You don't want that 449 00:23:44,180 --> 00:23:46,260 ruining your holiday. Although 450 00:23:46,260 --> 00:23:48,240 Tanzania I don't know is that in fucking 451 00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:49,640 Africa or what? 452 00:23:50,100 --> 00:23:51,400 Do they have lions in Tanzania? 453 00:23:56,680 --> 00:24:03,320 Ah! A real, real, real, real bad scenario. Tom's a bit quiet there Tom. 454 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:09,480 I'm trying my best. Not much I can do. I'm trying my best. And that's all I can do. 455 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:17,460 I'm trying my... Well that's loud enough now. It seems to be hitting the yellow. Maybe the game volume is too loud. I'm not particularly too sure. 456 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:24,920 One, two, one, two. I'm definitely loud enough anyway. I need to maybe take my volume down a tad. 457 00:24:25,140 --> 00:24:26,900 Maybe there to about 38. 458 00:24:27,540 --> 00:24:31,600 One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Yeah. Look. Try not to fucking shout. 459 00:24:35,940 --> 00:24:40,800 The controllers have optimized assist. Yeah it does. That's the way it is. Look. 460 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:47,180 That's the way it is. And you... If you're dropping into the situation room. Big Red, thanks very much for the tip. 461 00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:49,280 And Moondust, thank you very much for your tip as well. 462 00:24:49,740 --> 00:24:52,600 If you're dropping in and getting... Trying to get a load out as soon... 463 00:24:53,600 --> 00:24:59,300 As it starts. You know... You're in for a hell of a ride. 464 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:07,440 Especially when there's a lad there with a fucking javelin launch... Missile launch system ready to pounce as well. 465 00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:18,000 This would be the case. This is well and truly the case though. And you know... I've always speculated as to whether or not... 466 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:27,200 Going for that initial loadout should be left because it's... It's not really conducive to a long lasting and successful game. 467 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:36,200 But thank you very much there. Big Red there. For the tip you see. A lovely little antidote to the back to work blues you're currently suffering. 468 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:42,900 Well look. It's a bit of a no man's land. There's some people who are back and there's other people who aren't. And... 469 00:25:43,900 --> 00:25:47,540 And there's us here in the mainframe. Really trying to come to terms with... 470 00:25:47,540 --> 00:26:04,240 A real... Hard task. The task... Of getting that win. Securing that win. It didn't happen... For us... In 2023. But... By f*** it's gonna happen this year. I can feel it. I can guarantee it. 471 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:13,240 Mix and match system initialized. 472 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:22,480 Lovely lovely representation of the fella looking out the window there. 473 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:26,920 You see this fella here. That's the image that they managed to get of your man. 474 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,360 And this is the computer... Computer sketch. 475 00:26:31,700 --> 00:26:33,040 They've got of him there. 476 00:26:33,820 --> 00:26:37,700 He looks very familiar. He looks like... A guy from... 477 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:40,820 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 478 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:47,500 Slash... As Tony B says... Slash... Dominic Cummings. 479 00:26:48,860 --> 00:26:51,700 From... From the British government. 480 00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:56,360 From... Dominic Cummings. From Covid. 481 00:26:57,700 --> 00:26:58,700 And there... 482 00:26:58,700 --> 00:27:00,700 This... 483 00:27:00,700 --> 00:27:01,700 That... 484 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:04,700 Computer sketch scenario here seems to be just detailing the... 485 00:27:05,220 --> 00:27:06,740 Different kind of shapes of the head. 486 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,700 And you can go a little bit more of a... 487 00:27:09,180 --> 00:27:10,360 You can give him a heavy jaw. 488 00:27:11,320 --> 00:27:12,840 You can give him hair if you want. 489 00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:17,360 But not too much because you can see it doesn't really have much in the actual shot there. 490 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,700 So they've gone for a... 491 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:22,700 So they've gone for a... 492 00:27:22,700 --> 00:27:24,700 A kind of a recede scenario. 493 00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:25,700 A round... 494 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:30,680 A grassy knoll which envelops the back and side of the head. 495 00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,800 And they're giving him more of a kind of keen looking face there. 496 00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,060 And then look you... 497 00:27:38,060 --> 00:27:38,700 You utilize... 498 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:39,660 Phillips. 499 00:27:39,660 --> 00:27:40,960 Thomas Jefferson. 500 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:58,240 I don't... 501 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,580 Did they... 502 00:27:58,580 --> 00:27:59,700 Did they just say he was called... 503 00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:00,700 Thomas... 504 00:28:01,300 --> 00:28:02,040 Jefferson? 505 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:12,800 thank you very much jackie says good morning from canada great to hear from the canadian 506 00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:17,180 contingencies there it's a great place it's got a lot going for it it is canada 507 00:28:17,180 --> 00:28:23,800 i am a little bit concerned now that my microphone is going to be very loud because i 508 00:28:24,320 --> 00:28:31,860 pissed about with the fucking volumes there now look you get what you give you get what you give 509 00:28:31,860 --> 00:28:41,020 as long as i ain't coming through the pipeline okay then that's fine by me you know sounds about right 510 00:28:41,020 --> 00:28:46,800 people are saying that it just looks looks a bit off there on our levels but let's let's see what 511 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:49,140 how this goes thanks tom 512 00:28:49,140 --> 00:28:55,180 fucking legend um absolute legend 513 00:28:55,180 --> 00:29:01,340 a real real fucking stalwart of the stream 514 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:07,260 sound sound man great bit of business we're all very happy to have you 515 00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:17,500 thanks very much yes happy to be here loving the situation loving the potential 516 00:29:17,500 --> 00:29:24,840 it's about it's about turning that potential into into a result and you've managed to get yourself a 517 00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:32,360 a miniature rosie and a 50 cal rifle as well right off the billy bat 518 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:44,920 right off the billy bounce billy bounce was after your charlie parker and the boys 519 00:29:44,920 --> 00:29:53,440 just leave one of these down there for anybody who dares cometh 520 00:29:53,440 --> 00:30:03,040 what about my uh grenades have i still got grenades take that lethal knife there maybe take that that's a that's a nasty weapon that 521 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:17,560 i like the speed with this though the nastiness of this that's a tricked out snipe job though but i'm not handy with it you gotta be handy with the steel if you know what i mean earn your keep 522 00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:21,860 Jimmy Tip, thank you very much 523 00:30:21,860 --> 00:30:25,380 Thank you very much 524 00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:26,840 Do you rinse your rice before cooking? 525 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,440 I used, but I don't now 526 00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:31,500 I definitely fucking steep it 527 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:32,940 If I'm arsed 528 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:35,820 But it's all much of a muchness, you know 529 00:30:35,820 --> 00:30:38,000 The main thing is not to fuck it up 530 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:38,800 And overboil it 531 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:40,320 Because that's where I've been 532 00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:42,660 So unfortunately left 533 00:30:42,660 --> 00:30:45,420 The position I've been left in so many times 534 00:30:45,420 --> 00:30:47,480 But now I've actually started to fucking take 535 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:49,720 The rice out before I actually 536 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:50,760 Believe it's done 537 00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,900 And if you leave it for a bit then 538 00:30:52,900 --> 00:30:54,500 To set, to settle 539 00:30:54,500 --> 00:30:56,060 Take it out the 540 00:30:56,060 --> 00:30:59,240 Don't know what I threw there, was that a fucking 541 00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:00,000 Shock stick 542 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:03,320 Then it begins to absorb, still absorb 543 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,180 Moisture and fluff up, you know 544 00:31:05,180 --> 00:31:07,160 But the one thing you don't want 545 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,920 Is a big sloppy pot 546 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:10,940 Because once you've got that pot slop 547 00:31:10,940 --> 00:31:13,460 It's a waste of time, you feel like an absolute 548 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,620 Idiot and you have to fucking 549 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:17,300 Recalibrate the senses and make the rice 550 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,060 You could have the rest of the dinner ready to go 551 00:31:20,060 --> 00:31:22,480 And you've already got more rice to cook 552 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,220 It's not great 553 00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:24,820 Tell you something 554 00:31:24,820 --> 00:31:27,920 How about cooking the rice 555 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,640 Before you fucking start the main bit of the dinner 556 00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,260 The other bit 557 00:31:31,260 --> 00:31:33,980 Because it's not the end of the world 558 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:36,040 If the rice isn't fucking steaming hot 559 00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:36,820 When you serve it 560 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:38,980 Just as long as it's lukewarm, you know 561 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,920 By that time it's bonded 562 00:31:40,920 --> 00:31:44,140 And you might end up with a sticky rice ball situation 563 00:31:44,140 --> 00:31:47,180 Look, this is just preference, personal preference 564 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:50,380 I'm not a rice authority 565 00:31:50,380 --> 00:31:54,200 Thank you very much, US Marshals 566 00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:56,380 There for your tip 567 00:31:56,380 --> 00:32:00,300 You say, watch your six for that renegade monkey 568 00:32:00,300 --> 00:32:04,460 Yep, keep an eye out for that monkey 569 00:32:04,460 --> 00:32:06,060 If anybody is in Wicklow 570 00:32:06,060 --> 00:32:06,740 We've got people 571 00:32:06,740 --> 00:32:09,520 Shooting in and chiming in and tipping in 572 00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:12,060 They're from Canada of all places 573 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:15,300 Some word about that monkey has got global 574 00:32:15,300 --> 00:32:18,840 People are really interested in seeing how that story develops 575 00:32:18,840 --> 00:32:20,540 Maybe you could snipe out 576 00:32:20,540 --> 00:32:21,860 Walk in hell 577 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,760 Wanna watch yourself 578 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,460 Gas is moving in 579 00:32:27,460 --> 00:32:28,740 New safe zone located 580 00:32:28,740 --> 00:32:33,500 Some people could be coming up here for this fun box 581 00:32:33,500 --> 00:32:34,640 So what I'll do is just 582 00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:35,720 Just lie down 583 00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:36,640 For a minute 584 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,380 Take out that 585 00:32:38,380 --> 00:32:40,100 That fucking drone yoke 586 00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:41,540 Send it into the sky 587 00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:48,220 And do a quick 588 00:32:48,220 --> 00:32:50,300 Quick 589 00:32:50,300 --> 00:32:51,740 Scooch around 590 00:32:51,740 --> 00:32:52,400 Quick look 591 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,720 To see what we're dealing with 592 00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:56,320 There's a guy who's hiding inside a house down there 593 00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,700 Do we have the balls to take that on? 594 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:00,220 I'd love to have 595 00:33:00,220 --> 00:33:01,320 A fast 596 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:02,460 Set up 597 00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,360 Class 598 00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:04,380 But I don't have that 599 00:33:04,380 --> 00:33:05,460 I've got another 600 00:33:05,460 --> 00:33:06,760 One of those boys 601 00:33:06,760 --> 00:33:09,000 Maybe just stay here and snipe the fucking thing 602 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:12,760 Someone's after sending something up there 603 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:13,020 Look 604 00:33:13,020 --> 00:33:26,560 And that's the melon cracker 605 00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,940 That's the melon cracker 606 00:33:28,940 --> 00:33:30,160 And we've already been told 607 00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:31,480 That there's somebody down here 608 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:32,500 Doing melon work 609 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:35,520 I are fucking 610 00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,880 Sweet sweet piece of drone beef 611 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,300 Gary Creeb 612 00:33:40,300 --> 00:33:41,060 Thank you very much 613 00:33:41,060 --> 00:33:42,120 Dermot Connolly 614 00:33:42,120 --> 00:33:42,800 Thank you very much 615 00:33:42,800 --> 00:33:44,420 I'll address 616 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:47,160 What you've sent there 617 00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:49,300 In due course 618 00:33:49,300 --> 00:33:50,540 We just need to make sure 619 00:33:50,540 --> 00:33:51,840 That we're gonna give this guy 620 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,540 A fucking 621 00:33:52,540 --> 00:33:54,040 Three course meal 622 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:55,240 Deluxe edition 623 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,480 With some 624 00:33:56,480 --> 00:33:58,660 Rudimentary dressing 625 00:33:58,660 --> 00:33:59,400 But 626 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:01,200 Some lovely 627 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,160 Fucking 628 00:34:03,160 --> 00:34:05,620 Bits and pieces 629 00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,500 Trimmings at the side of it 630 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:08,220 And now he's 631 00:34:08,220 --> 00:34:09,200 What's he after doing there? 632 00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:10,680 He's sending a fucking bomb drone up 633 00:34:10,680 --> 00:34:12,120 He thinks he can hit me with a bomb drone 634 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,220 It's not a bomb drone 635 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:14,160 It's just a spotter 636 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:19,560 Fuck 637 00:34:19,560 --> 00:34:21,160 How is he hitting me through the 638 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,980 It seems as though he was hitting me through the 639 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:26,220 A piece of the building there 640 00:34:26,220 --> 00:34:28,080 Which would suggest 641 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:28,960 I'm not going to 642 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:32,060 Try and mitigate my own inability here 643 00:34:32,060 --> 00:34:33,000 But it would suggest 644 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:35,460 That your man is using some sort of hack 645 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:36,140 Oh! 646 00:34:36,740 --> 00:34:37,260 Can't 647 00:34:37,260 --> 00:34:37,940 Yeah 648 00:34:37,940 --> 00:34:39,500 You can't hack that though 649 00:34:39,500 --> 00:34:39,860 Can you? 650 00:34:40,980 --> 00:34:41,780 That guy 651 00:34:41,780 --> 00:34:43,020 The problem with that guy is 652 00:34:43,020 --> 00:34:44,280 He can't hack 653 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,440 The 50 cal 654 00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:46,440 What we'll do is 655 00:34:46,440 --> 00:34:48,040 We'll head down to 50 zone there 656 00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,000 And hopefully get a lovely 657 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:51,120 Frankie scones 658 00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:52,000 Shaped 659 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:53,500 Deluxe package 660 00:34:53,500 --> 00:34:54,860 Of goodie bags 661 00:34:54,860 --> 00:34:56,000 And good 662 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,200 And goodie stuffs 663 00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,100 Nice stuff he left there 664 00:34:59,100 --> 00:35:01,360 Very very impressed with his 665 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:03,660 Personalised stuff collection 666 00:35:03,660 --> 00:35:05,180 He did well 667 00:35:05,180 --> 00:35:08,020 In the middle of a nasty war zone 668 00:35:08,020 --> 00:35:10,860 To accumulate so many bits and pieces 669 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:12,580 Bit of a raggle taggle 670 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:16,240 Gypsy sort of a man who brought along all his wares 671 00:35:16,240 --> 00:35:17,200 Let's just 672 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,560 I thought we had two of these 673 00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:18,960 Yeah we do 674 00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:20,580 Get rid of 675 00:35:20,580 --> 00:35:21,480 Get rid of the knife 676 00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:22,460 Go for the decoy 677 00:35:22,460 --> 00:35:24,820 Now 678 00:35:24,820 --> 00:35:27,940 Probably going to get two inferior guns here 679 00:35:27,940 --> 00:35:29,520 But I need to start working on them 680 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:30,140 And rank them up 681 00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,960 I'm not going to fucking buy the game 682 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,760 I'm not going to buy the game 683 00:35:34,760 --> 00:35:36,080 Just so that I can 684 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,760 Play multiplayer and rank up the weapons fast 685 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:48,520 I'm definitely not going to buy the 59.99 battle pass probably 686 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:49,600 I don't know 687 00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:50,860 Ridiculous stuff altogether 688 00:35:50,860 --> 00:35:53,200 The way this game has gone 689 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:56,040 But it's the state of play 690 00:35:56,040 --> 00:36:00,040 It is the state of play at the moment 691 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:01,880 Microtransactions 692 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,960 The ongoing capitalistic march of 693 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:07,820 Of life as we know it 694 00:36:07,820 --> 00:36:11,320 Which stretches its tentacle throughout every 695 00:36:11,320 --> 00:36:15,380 Little last bastion of sacred fun we might have 696 00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:17,420 And engulfs it 697 00:36:17,420 --> 00:36:18,840 And wraps it 698 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:19,620 Enwraps it 699 00:36:19,620 --> 00:36:21,360 In a big 700 00:36:21,360 --> 00:36:22,660 Cost effective 701 00:36:22,660 --> 00:36:24,440 Money making scheme 702 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:25,740 Stroke scam 703 00:36:25,740 --> 00:36:28,040 I'm not going to go into it any further than that 704 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,740 That's what is going on here with these games 705 00:36:30,740 --> 00:36:31,000 They're 706 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:35,200 Not happy with just a one off payment for the game 707 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,000 They want to get you on the hook for a lifetime 708 00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:39,960 Of air support 709 00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:44,240 And you've got yourself a nice little bomb drone there 710 00:36:44,240 --> 00:36:46,280 I would suggest getting yourself on top of a building 711 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:47,900 And utilising it 712 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:48,720 Very nicely 713 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:50,140 It'd be nice to get a drone killed 714 00:36:50,140 --> 00:36:53,380 I was watching a few of the videos of 715 00:36:53,380 --> 00:36:56,920 The combat footage out there in the Ukraine 716 00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,080 Or Ukraine 717 00:36:58,080 --> 00:36:58,800 I beg your pardon 718 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,000 And 719 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,940 They're doing 720 00:37:01,940 --> 00:37:03,460 They're doing a lot of work 721 00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:05,020 With the drones out there 722 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:06,380 They've probably got 723 00:37:06,380 --> 00:37:08,800 They look like consumer based drones 724 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,540 And 725 00:37:10,540 --> 00:37:12,380 They utilise 726 00:37:12,380 --> 00:37:14,340 First person view drones as well 727 00:37:14,340 --> 00:37:15,480 Which 728 00:37:15,480 --> 00:37:19,020 It's amazing to think that that's going on right now 729 00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,040 And it was 730 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:21,620 It was the stuff of fantasy 731 00:37:21,620 --> 00:37:22,760 Not so long ago 732 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:26,980 Pure fantasy channel crack 733 00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:29,140 Just put that one into the 734 00:37:29,140 --> 00:37:30,600 The sack there 735 00:37:30,600 --> 00:37:32,020 Enemies dropping into the AO 736 00:37:32,020 --> 00:37:32,900 This is great 737 00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:34,660 And I've got the riveter so 738 00:37:34,660 --> 00:37:38,300 So if somebody wants to drop into this 739 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:46,600 So if somebody wants to drop into this 740 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:47,320 We're ready 741 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:49,920 Could do with 742 00:37:49,920 --> 00:37:51,220 Would like to see a ladder 743 00:37:51,220 --> 00:37:52,040 Somewhere 744 00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:58,980 Maybe up here 745 00:37:58,980 --> 00:38:00,060 Problem is 746 00:38:00,060 --> 00:38:00,640 You've got 747 00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:04,460 Dodgeballers up on the tall buildings there as well 748 00:38:04,460 --> 00:38:06,220 Which could be a fucking nightmare altogether 749 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:08,460 Blink and you miss it 750 00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:08,880 Kind of 751 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:11,540 Dead before you even realise the job 752 00:38:11,540 --> 00:38:13,400 That's what we'll be dealing with 753 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:14,740 Maybe I just lie down 754 00:38:14,740 --> 00:38:15,400 Nah 755 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:17,100 I'm gonna lie down there 756 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:17,820 I mean still 757 00:38:17,820 --> 00:38:20,000 Still well in the fucking danger zone 758 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:25,400 Can't really see anyone there though 759 00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:33,980 Would you give a shout out to Roisin from the Mary Wallopers 760 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:37,760 On her Hootenanny debut on Sunday night there? 761 00:38:38,120 --> 00:38:41,640 Big big shout out there to Mary Hootenanny 762 00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:42,800 And well done 763 00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,680 On your wallop 764 00:38:44,680 --> 00:38:45,960 You did a great fucking job 765 00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:47,840 According to Frankie Scones 766 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:48,260 Look 767 00:38:48,260 --> 00:38:49,400 We were 768 00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:50,440 Well 769 00:38:50,440 --> 00:38:52,800 And truly out for the count 770 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:53,780 By that stage 771 00:38:53,780 --> 00:38:55,800 Well and truly 772 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,020 I was an early start 773 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:57,880 On New Year's 774 00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,720 And it was an early enough finish as well 775 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:00,960 I could only manage 776 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,680 A singular can of Guinness 777 00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:04,520 Singular bells 778 00:39:04,520 --> 00:39:06,660 Before having to hit the sack 779 00:39:06,660 --> 00:39:07,320 At a very 780 00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:09,040 Very conservative time 781 00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,120 Of half past 782 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:11,740 Ten 783 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,420 In the evening 784 00:39:12,420 --> 00:39:13,120 Not even 785 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:14,180 A chance 786 00:39:14,180 --> 00:39:15,680 To see the fireworks 787 00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:16,520 Or the festivities 788 00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:17,100 Of anywhere 789 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:18,100 But there you go 790 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:18,980 That is the crack 791 00:39:18,980 --> 00:39:23,660 I know there's a guy up there somewhere 792 00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:27,700 I wonder would it be very cheeky 793 00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:28,980 To level 794 00:39:28,980 --> 00:39:32,600 Level accusations of bomb drone at him 795 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,780 Here we go 796 00:39:33,780 --> 00:39:33,960 Look 797 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:36,040 He wasn't expecting this up here 798 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,420 He was not expecting this 799 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:42,420 Oh he's still 800 00:39:42,420 --> 00:39:43,460 He's still alive 801 00:39:43,460 --> 00:39:44,960 Still alive 802 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:51,140 Diego Martini 803 00:39:51,140 --> 00:39:52,020 Thanks very much 804 00:39:52,020 --> 00:39:53,180 Shaken not stirred 805 00:39:53,180 --> 00:39:54,520 This lad's world 806 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,640 Is about to get shaken 807 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,260 Hopefully he's got a few 808 00:39:57,260 --> 00:39:57,560 Fucking 809 00:39:57,560 --> 00:39:59,560 I don't know what 810 00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:00,240 I don't know what 811 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:00,980 But he needs something 812 00:40:00,980 --> 00:40:01,900 To steady his hand 813 00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:02,880 Maybe a few whiskeys 814 00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,400 Or a few 815 00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,900 Drinks 816 00:40:04,900 --> 00:40:17,800 How the fuck 817 00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:18,780 Are you still alive man 818 00:40:18,780 --> 00:40:21,520 He ate the slugs 819 00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,420 He ate the slugs 820 00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:25,920 On sandwiches 821 00:40:25,920 --> 00:40:28,960 He made sandwiches 822 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:29,840 Out of the slugs 823 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:32,240 Sorry there 824 00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:32,800 I uh 825 00:40:32,800 --> 00:40:34,260 Diego Martini 826 00:40:34,260 --> 00:40:34,700 Thank you very much 827 00:40:34,700 --> 00:40:35,160 The thing is 828 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,340 The shotgun at that range 829 00:40:37,340 --> 00:40:38,880 Is just not cutting the mustard 830 00:40:38,880 --> 00:40:39,680 You need to get closer 831 00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:41,040 I thought he was right there 832 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:41,520 At the door 833 00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,340 He wasn't 834 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:43,700 We just need to get closer 835 00:40:43,700 --> 00:40:44,100 With that 836 00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,940 It's a lesson learnt 837 00:40:44,940 --> 00:40:45,840 Diego Martini 838 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:46,480 Happy new year 839 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:47,400 Thank you very much 840 00:40:47,400 --> 00:40:50,020 And uh 841 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:50,940 I'll get to the other lads 842 00:40:50,940 --> 00:40:51,820 His message in a minute 843 00:40:51,820 --> 00:40:52,280 When I 844 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,340 Where 845 00:40:53,340 --> 00:40:55,340 Where was that coming from 846 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:56,600 Wars for the Warriors 847 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:56,820 Oh 848 00:40:56,820 --> 00:40:57,780 Well done 849 00:40:57,780 --> 00:40:58,620 You're RTB 850 00:40:58,620 --> 00:40:59,420 Well done 851 00:40:59,420 --> 00:41:01,260 Moon Dust 852 00:41:01,260 --> 00:41:04,980 Crazy bit of Moon Dust 853 00:41:04,980 --> 00:41:06,540 It just happens to be the case 854 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:09,340 That he did hide behind a bin or a box 855 00:41:09,340 --> 00:41:09,820 Or something 856 00:41:09,820 --> 00:41:10,480 Moon Dust is still a problem 857 00:41:10,480 --> 00:41:12,480 Maybe a box of bins or a bin of boxes 858 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:12,760 But 859 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:13,800 Moon Dust is still a problem 860 00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,240 Look 861 00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:16,400 You play stupid games 862 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:17,600 You win stupid prizes 863 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:18,420 Moon Dust 864 00:41:18,420 --> 00:41:19,460 And that's 865 00:41:19,460 --> 00:41:20,320 That's one prize 866 00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:21,260 Moon Dust 867 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,220 You don't want to win 868 00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,640 The prize of an early bath 869 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:26,500 Thank you very much there 870 00:41:26,500 --> 00:41:27,480 Gary Creeby 871 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:27,860 I say 872 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:28,280 Thanks 873 00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,340 Any chance of running 874 00:41:29,340 --> 00:41:32,540 In the 2024 local elections 875 00:41:32,540 --> 00:41:34,700 Um 876 00:41:34,700 --> 00:41:35,460 Moon Dust 877 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,720 Not really arsed about that 878 00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:38,260 As of yet 879 00:41:38,260 --> 00:41:39,480 But look at this guy here 880 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:40,040 On the screen 881 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,760 Date of birth 882 00:41:40,760 --> 00:41:41,260 Moon Dust 883 00:41:41,260 --> 00:41:42,980 Team Eagle Shield 884 00:41:42,980 --> 00:41:43,920 Assassin ID 885 00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,760 Moon Dust is still a problem 886 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:45,660 So this is the assassin 887 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:46,220 They were looking for 888 00:41:46,220 --> 00:41:46,640 Moon Dust 889 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:47,260 Thank you very much 890 00:41:47,260 --> 00:41:48,040 Dermot Connolly 891 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:48,840 The rice cooker 892 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,400 Is the investment of a lifetime 893 00:41:50,400 --> 00:41:51,440 So we've got a lot more 894 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:53,220 Rice based 895 00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:55,360 Dialogue going on here 896 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,160 The discourse around rice 897 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,240 And how to make it 898 00:41:58,240 --> 00:41:59,300 The best you can 899 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:01,960 How to live a decent rice life 900 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,040 Is 901 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,020 The news is in 902 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:05,720 The verdict has been had 903 00:42:05,720 --> 00:42:06,660 And it's the rice cooker 904 00:42:06,660 --> 00:42:07,940 Is the investment of a lifetime 905 00:42:07,940 --> 00:42:08,960 Only about 20 906 00:42:08,960 --> 00:42:10,180 To 30 bob 907 00:42:10,180 --> 00:42:12,160 And the keep warm functionality 908 00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,560 Leaves her grand 909 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,320 To sit 910 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:16,880 I would 911 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:18,020 Maybe agree with you 912 00:42:18,020 --> 00:42:19,020 That the only problem 913 00:42:19,020 --> 00:42:19,560 The only problem being 914 00:42:19,560 --> 00:42:21,180 Is that the kitchen itself 915 00:42:21,180 --> 00:42:22,340 Is beginning to become 916 00:42:22,340 --> 00:42:23,480 Overran with these 917 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,580 Appliances 918 00:42:24,580 --> 00:42:25,140 You know 919 00:42:25,140 --> 00:42:25,340 And 920 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,680 I mean if you 921 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:27,560 If you don't mind that 922 00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:27,920 That's fine 923 00:42:27,920 --> 00:42:29,280 If you've got the cupboard space 924 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:30,380 To hide them away 925 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,500 During the downtime 926 00:42:31,500 --> 00:42:32,780 That's fine as well 927 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:33,260 But I mean 928 00:42:33,260 --> 00:42:34,320 It just turns 929 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:35,920 It looks like a fucking war zone 930 00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:36,420 In the kitchen 931 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:36,660 You know 932 00:42:36,660 --> 00:42:37,480 With the air fryer 933 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:38,200 The toaster 934 00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:38,840 The kettle 935 00:42:38,840 --> 00:42:42,320 It's a mess some days 936 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,140 It's Beirut 937 00:42:43,140 --> 00:42:43,580 You know 938 00:42:43,580 --> 00:42:44,480 It's hard enough 939 00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:45,520 To keep the place clean 940 00:42:45,520 --> 00:42:47,020 Even without having to 941 00:42:47,020 --> 00:42:48,960 To utilise those fucking things 942 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:49,360 But I mean 943 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,540 Look if the rice cooker 944 00:42:51,540 --> 00:42:52,840 Is up there with the air fryer 945 00:42:52,840 --> 00:42:53,880 It's hard to argue 946 00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,120 With that sort of functionality 947 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,780 At that price as well 948 00:42:56,780 --> 00:42:59,260 At that price as well 949 00:42:59,260 --> 00:42:59,920 That's the main thing 950 00:42:59,920 --> 00:43:01,460 I mean 951 00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:02,240 Look 952 00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,180 Obviously 953 00:43:03,180 --> 00:43:03,960 Dermot Connolly 954 00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:04,620 Knows his stuff 955 00:43:04,620 --> 00:43:06,160 Seems like a man of rice 956 00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:06,600 Himself 957 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:08,160 Seems like a rice dreamer 958 00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:08,780 Maybe he's 959 00:43:08,780 --> 00:43:10,760 A man who used to eat 960 00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:11,860 Rice dreams 961 00:43:11,860 --> 00:43:13,100 By Uncle Ben 962 00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:15,160 Which is no longer 963 00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:16,600 I don't think it's Uncle Ben anymore 964 00:43:16,600 --> 00:43:17,760 It's just Ben's 965 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:18,940 In keeping with the times 966 00:43:18,940 --> 00:43:20,040 That are in 967 00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:21,200 And 968 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,360 Do you know what I say 969 00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:23,520 Fair enough 970 00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:24,880 Things change 971 00:43:24,880 --> 00:43:26,100 People change 972 00:43:26,100 --> 00:43:27,220 And if you're after 973 00:43:27,220 --> 00:43:28,120 A deckling of rice 974 00:43:28,120 --> 00:43:29,740 Then get down to Ben 975 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,860 But don't be saying Uncle 976 00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:31,760 It's not right 977 00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:35,120 Well we never said that anyway 978 00:43:35,120 --> 00:43:36,360 I mean it was a product 979 00:43:36,360 --> 00:43:37,220 Do you know 980 00:43:37,220 --> 00:43:40,980 Thank you very much there 981 00:43:40,980 --> 00:43:41,340 Anyway 982 00:43:41,340 --> 00:43:42,400 Diego Martini 983 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,060 And the boys 984 00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,060 Will we have a quick look 985 00:43:44,060 --> 00:43:44,540 At this 986 00:43:44,540 --> 00:43:45,480 Thing here 987 00:43:45,480 --> 00:43:46,160 The assassin 988 00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:47,580 That was found in Iowa 989 00:43:47,580 --> 00:43:48,720 He lives in Iowa 990 00:43:48,720 --> 00:43:49,460 He was born 991 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,920 His name is Gene Murphy 992 00:43:50,920 --> 00:43:53,000 Or Pierce McDougal 993 00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,000 Or even Thomas G 994 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:56,220 Harmonica 995 00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:57,020 Philips 996 00:43:57,020 --> 00:43:57,380 Tom 997 00:43:57,380 --> 00:44:01,340 Yeah Thomas G 998 00:44:01,340 --> 00:44:02,860 I know another Thomas G 999 00:44:02,860 --> 00:44:03,360 Myself 1000 00:44:03,360 --> 00:44:04,460 But it's not 1001 00:44:04,460 --> 00:44:05,660 It's not myself 1002 00:44:05,660 --> 00:44:07,840 It's definitely not me 1003 00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,640 That's in the game 1004 00:44:08,640 --> 00:44:09,260 There anyway 1005 00:44:09,260 --> 00:44:10,920 But your man 1006 00:44:10,920 --> 00:44:11,620 He has 1007 00:44:11,620 --> 00:44:13,680 Definitely an assassin 1008 00:44:13,680 --> 00:44:15,140 Assassinative look 1009 00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:15,660 About him 1010 00:44:15,660 --> 00:44:18,240 You'd wonder what he was 1011 00:44:18,240 --> 00:44:18,780 Getting up to 1012 00:44:18,780 --> 00:44:19,620 It looks like there's a lot 1013 00:44:19,620 --> 00:44:20,260 Of mail there 1014 00:44:20,260 --> 00:44:21,620 Read that mail maybe 1015 00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:22,600 Tom I'm in the middle 1016 00:44:22,600 --> 00:44:23,480 Of another briefing 1017 00:44:23,480 --> 00:44:24,100 With the Senate 1018 00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,140 Intelligence Committee 1019 00:44:25,140 --> 00:44:26,880 Watch if uncovered signals 1020 00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:27,580 A disaster 1021 00:44:27,580 --> 00:44:28,760 In more ways than one 1022 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,380 Then you can imagine 1023 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:32,760 An ex-CIA man 1024 00:44:32,760 --> 00:44:34,100 Assassinating foreign 1025 00:44:34,100 --> 00:44:35,100 Political figures 1026 00:44:35,100 --> 00:44:36,020 It's alarming enough 1027 00:44:36,020 --> 00:44:36,960 What's worse 1028 00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:38,760 Other assassins 1029 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,200 Might miss an attempt 1030 00:44:40,200 --> 00:44:44,200 On President Brooks 1031 00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:45,080 That's the president 1032 00:44:45,080 --> 00:44:45,980 Of the United States 1033 00:44:45,980 --> 00:44:46,420 Of America 1034 00:44:46,420 --> 00:44:47,580 In this particular game 1035 00:44:47,580 --> 00:44:49,520 Thomas Harmonica Phillips 1036 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,020 Won't 1037 00:44:51,020 --> 00:44:52,160 He was Frank 1038 00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:53,680 Mikofsky's favourite son 1039 00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,880 Before Bruce Jeffries 1040 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,460 And he has the knowledge 1041 00:44:56,460 --> 00:44:57,200 And the skill 1042 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:58,780 I've alerted David Holt 1043 00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:00,060 He'll be contracting 1044 00:45:00,060 --> 00:45:00,880 He'll be contacting 1045 00:45:00,880 --> 00:45:01,400 With the intel 1046 00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:02,660 Meanwhile I'll keep 1047 00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,680 The senators at bay 1048 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:06,800 Cash drop inbound 1049 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:09,020 Get rid of that 1050 00:45:09,020 --> 00:45:10,000 Off the screen there 1051 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:11,840 Fucking crazy bit 1052 00:45:11,840 --> 00:45:12,780 Of business all together 1053 00:45:12,780 --> 00:45:13,700 There with that 1054 00:45:13,700 --> 00:45:14,960 Diego Martini 1055 00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:15,980 Dave Holt 1056 00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:17,940 Jacob in London 1057 00:45:17,940 --> 00:45:18,260 Says 1058 00:45:18,260 --> 00:45:20,400 I knew I recognised him 1059 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,640 Seen him in Germany 1060 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,340 At 1061 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,620 Your Maz 1062 00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:24,180 There a little 1063 00:45:24,180 --> 00:45:25,700 Reference to that 1064 00:45:25,700 --> 00:45:27,300 EverQuest 1065 00:45:27,300 --> 00:45:27,720 From 1066 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:29,800 Tommy the uncle 1067 00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:30,460 In 1068 00:45:30,460 --> 00:45:31,300 Deutschland 1069 00:45:31,300 --> 00:45:33,220 Was a much fabled 1070 00:45:33,220 --> 00:45:34,420 Tale 1071 00:45:34,420 --> 00:45:34,840 A much 1072 00:45:34,840 --> 00:45:37,060 Vaunted trip 1073 00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:38,480 It has its eyes 1074 00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:39,360 It has its lows 1075 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:40,100 It's ups and downs 1076 00:45:40,100 --> 00:45:40,600 But you came out 1077 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,000 The other end 1078 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:41,720 You came out fighting 1079 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:42,060 Top 1080 00:45:42,060 --> 00:45:43,860 Big time 1081 00:45:43,860 --> 00:45:45,220 Big time 1082 00:45:45,220 --> 00:45:46,740 I don't think 1083 00:45:46,740 --> 00:45:47,320 I'll be going back 1084 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:47,840 To Germany 1085 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,560 In a hurry 1086 00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:50,600 But I did 1087 00:45:50,600 --> 00:45:51,320 Enjoy 1088 00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:52,800 Northwest 1089 00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,160 Rheinphalia 1090 00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,480 Whatever it's called 1091 00:45:55,480 --> 00:46:01,180 Your 1092 00:46:01,180 --> 00:46:05,400 Industrial hub 1093 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:05,680 Of 1094 00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:06,920 Germany there 1095 00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:08,800 Which would have been 1096 00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:09,400 In the west 1097 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:10,900 So it makes sense 1098 00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:11,540 That it's there 1099 00:46:11,540 --> 00:46:11,780 You know 1100 00:46:11,780 --> 00:46:13,000 It would have been 1101 00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:13,700 Developed 1102 00:46:13,700 --> 00:46:14,840 Post war years 1103 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:15,300 Style 1104 00:46:15,300 --> 00:46:17,080 Got the volume up there 1105 00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:17,400 I do 1106 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:21,260 Thomas Harmonica 1107 00:46:21,260 --> 00:46:21,880 Phillips 1108 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:22,800 Thank you very much 1109 00:46:22,800 --> 00:46:24,000 There Harmonica Phillips 1110 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:25,200 I hope you're getting on well 1111 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,120 We've got a tempus 1112 00:46:26,120 --> 00:46:28,160 And an FR 1113 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:29,500 Tempus 1114 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:30,300 And an FR 1115 00:46:30,300 --> 00:46:31,760 And this is a nice 1116 00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:32,880 Little piece as well 1117 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,720 It's a situation 1118 00:46:33,720 --> 00:46:34,260 I'm really 1119 00:46:34,260 --> 00:46:35,660 Enamoured with 1120 00:46:35,660 --> 00:46:36,920 Time and time again 1121 00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:37,860 It's got a fast 1122 00:46:37,860 --> 00:46:38,980 Burst fire 1123 00:46:38,980 --> 00:46:39,680 Set up 1124 00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,980 And we've got a contract 1125 00:46:42,980 --> 00:46:43,640 There as well 1126 00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:44,540 That's a real 1127 00:46:44,540 --> 00:46:45,280 Real 1128 00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,580 Cat amongst the pigeons 1129 00:46:47,580 --> 00:46:48,220 Set up 1130 00:46:48,220 --> 00:46:50,960 Yep 1131 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:51,900 You are the cat 1132 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,780 The lads that you're facing 1133 00:46:53,780 --> 00:46:54,620 And are up against 1134 00:46:54,620 --> 00:46:55,420 Or the pigeons 1135 00:46:55,420 --> 00:46:56,160 Maybe swap that 1136 00:46:56,160 --> 00:46:56,780 For the rams 1137 00:46:56,780 --> 00:46:57,340 Got a nice 1138 00:46:57,340 --> 00:46:58,540 Fat 60 clip 1139 00:46:58,540 --> 00:46:59,640 And a lovely sight 1140 00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:00,720 Now 1141 00:47:00,720 --> 00:47:01,720 Don't lose sight 1142 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:02,100 Of this 1143 00:47:02,100 --> 00:47:03,260 Bad apple 1144 00:47:03,260 --> 00:47:04,100 And look at this 1145 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,560 Another bit of cheeky 1146 00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,500 Business in the ground 1147 00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,900 You're doing well 1148 00:47:07,900 --> 00:47:09,180 You're doing well 1149 00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,060 Decisions 1150 00:47:11,060 --> 00:47:11,720 Decisions 1151 00:47:11,720 --> 00:47:22,280 We've got a lovely little 1152 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:23,180 Radar box 1153 00:47:23,180 --> 00:47:24,080 That I'm going to use 1154 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:25,620 We're going to use it to be a good one 1155 00:47:25,620 --> 00:47:26,620 We're going to use it to be a good one 1156 00:47:26,620 --> 00:47:27,680 We're going to use it to be a good one 1157 00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,680 We're going to use it to be a good one 1158 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:29,560 We're going to use it to be a good one 1159 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:30,120 We're going to use it to be a good one 1160 00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:31,660 We're going to use it to be a good one 1161 00:47:31,660 --> 00:47:32,660 We're going to use it to be a good one 1162 00:47:32,660 --> 00:47:33,660 We're going to use it to be a good one 1163 00:47:33,660 --> 00:47:46,900 We really want to go Thomas Harmonica Phillips on this one 1164 00:47:46,900 --> 00:47:48,420 We're not letting up 1165 00:47:48,420 --> 00:47:49,260 We're not letting go 1166 00:47:49,260 --> 00:47:51,600 And we're definitely not going to fucking let this guy 1167 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,640 Have his wicked way 1168 00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:55,220 With the rest of the game 1169 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:59,040 Unfortunately we don't have 1170 00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:00,260 We don't have any 1171 00:48:00,260 --> 00:48:01,840 Lethals 1172 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,340 He's taking the car 1173 00:48:03,340 --> 00:48:05,440 And he's driving away at pace Tom 1174 00:48:05,440 --> 00:48:09,380 Utter cowardice 1175 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:10,240 And 1176 00:48:10,240 --> 00:48:11,920 Whether or not 1177 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,460 He can 1178 00:48:13,460 --> 00:48:14,800 Live with himself 1179 00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,420 After that 1180 00:48:16,420 --> 00:48:17,720 That's another question entirely 1181 00:48:17,720 --> 00:48:19,740 Where it's nice to get a shotgun into the hands 1182 00:48:19,740 --> 00:48:24,560 And a shrink of thermite as well 1183 00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:31,680 We need to get out of here 1184 00:48:31,680 --> 00:48:33,020 But there's a bad 1185 00:48:33,020 --> 00:48:37,280 Bad hombre who's unfortunately not met the fucking standards 1186 00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:39,520 We necessarily set for ourselves here 1187 00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:41,140 So let's try and take him out 1188 00:48:41,140 --> 00:48:44,420 Should be over here 1189 00:48:44,420 --> 00:48:47,360 And I haven't got the fucking time 1190 00:48:47,360 --> 00:48:50,060 That guy is inside the gas 1191 00:48:50,060 --> 00:48:50,780 He's dead 1192 00:48:50,780 --> 00:48:51,760 He's probably going to be dead 1193 00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:58,580 I'm not sure if that radar jamming animation on the map 1194 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:01,700 Necessarily represents the fact that it's him 1195 00:49:01,700 --> 00:49:02,380 It could be 1196 00:49:02,380 --> 00:49:04,140 Could be like a 1197 00:49:04,140 --> 00:49:07,600 A radar jamming box or something 1198 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:10,500 Friendly loadout drops on the way 1199 00:49:10,500 --> 00:49:21,480 This is a real 1200 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:21,480 This is a real 1201 00:49:21,480 --> 00:49:25,720 Poorly executed maneuver 1202 00:49:25,720 --> 00:49:27,800 We've got $8,000 in the bank though 1203 00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:28,280 That's nice 1204 00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:30,060 But this is a poorly executed maneuver 1205 00:49:30,060 --> 00:49:31,340 In that we don't look at this 1206 00:49:31,340 --> 00:49:44,100 Shine that apple 1207 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:44,100 Shine that apple 1208 00:49:44,100 --> 00:49:51,160 This is a fuck up 1209 00:49:51,160 --> 00:50:10,720 I need high cal rounds 1210 00:50:10,720 --> 00:50:22,380 Gas is closing in 1211 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:25,220 It's a good job he's shit 1212 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:25,700 Because 1213 00:50:25,700 --> 00:50:29,280 He should have killed me by now 1214 00:50:29,280 --> 00:50:36,000 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 1215 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:39,720 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 1216 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:46,980 Haven't even got time to finish you off you bollocks 1217 00:50:46,980 --> 00:50:48,680 There's a drone 1218 00:50:48,680 --> 00:51:01,720 I don't know where 1219 00:51:01,720 --> 00:51:02,060 I don't know 1220 00:51:02,060 --> 00:51:03,340 You're on my line 1221 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:06,000 I don't know where he fucking went there 1222 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,580 But I should really have killed him 1223 00:51:07,580 --> 00:51:08,120 I'm not that 1224 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,480 Look I'm not fond of these weapons 1225 00:51:09,480 --> 00:51:10,420 You can't 1226 00:51:10,420 --> 00:51:12,280 You can't actually judge what I'm doing 1227 00:51:12,280 --> 00:51:13,680 Based on the weapons I've been given 1228 00:51:13,680 --> 00:51:16,740 I need my fucking loadout 1229 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,180 That's what I need 1230 00:51:18,180 --> 00:51:21,440 Did I kill that man or is he still alive? 1231 00:51:22,120 --> 00:51:23,380 Just not a great wave 1232 00:51:23,380 --> 00:51:26,100 They need to really signal this better 1233 00:51:26,100 --> 00:51:28,020 Thanks very much pace work 1234 00:51:28,020 --> 00:51:30,660 And Dr. Kawashimer's aim training 1235 00:51:30,660 --> 00:51:31,900 Very very kind yeah 1236 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:34,100 And look I need to go back to aim school myself 1237 00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:36,260 The aim of the game 1238 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,420 Don't fucking tell me he's behind me now 1239 00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:40,940 Or is that someone shooting from up there? 1240 00:51:41,020 --> 00:51:42,000 Because if it is 1241 00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:43,280 I'm Goosed 1242 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:48,520 Happy New Year from 1243 00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,620 From Kelly and Liam 1244 00:51:50,620 --> 00:51:52,320 Thanks very much Kelly and Liam 1245 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,580 For your kind hearted 1246 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:54,900 Well wishing and 1247 00:51:54,900 --> 00:51:56,500 Typological tip there 1248 00:51:56,500 --> 00:51:57,320 It's beautiful stuff 1249 00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:58,480 And Dr. Kawashima 1250 00:51:58,480 --> 00:52:00,280 I hope you're getting on well 1251 00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:01,480 You still have great times 1252 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:02,660 Myself 1253 00:52:02,660 --> 00:52:04,360 And Dr. Kawashima 1254 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:04,660 On the 1255 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:05,000 Oh! 1256 00:52:05,360 --> 00:52:06,300 On the DS 1257 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:08,720 It's the same fucker! 1258 00:52:14,400 --> 00:52:15,500 But uh yeah 1259 00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:17,420 Myself and Dr. Kawashima 1260 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:18,280 We were like that 1261 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,860 You couldn't separate us 1262 00:52:20,860 --> 00:52:22,060 And uh 1263 00:52:22,060 --> 00:52:26,980 A man who really really lived to Sudoku 1264 00:52:26,980 --> 00:52:27,520 He was 1265 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:31,060 Suddoctrinating the entire populace 1266 00:52:31,060 --> 00:52:32,760 With his amazing game 1267 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:33,980 What we're gonna do now is 1268 00:52:33,980 --> 00:52:36,340 Take this motorcade 1269 00:52:36,340 --> 00:52:37,780 And go down 1270 00:52:37,780 --> 00:52:38,600 And take 1271 00:52:38,600 --> 00:52:40,980 Complete and utter control of this guy 1272 00:52:40,980 --> 00:52:44,280 You were playing the wrong game 1273 00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:46,320 You've been playing the wrong game 1274 00:52:46,320 --> 00:52:47,880 Shit 1275 00:52:47,880 --> 00:52:52,880 It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1276 00:52:52,880 --> 00:52:56,040 A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1277 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:56,040 A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1278 00:52:56,040 --> 00:52:57,780 A 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1279 00:52:57,780 --> 00:52:59,740 Holy fuck 1280 00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:00,040 I'm getting 1281 00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:01,520 Getting leathered 1282 00:53:01,520 --> 00:53:01,780 Sorry 1283 00:53:01,780 --> 00:53:02,840 I have no 1284 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:03,760 I have no audio 1285 00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:04,560 I have no audio 1286 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:07,980 I was switching around to do the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1287 00:53:07,980 --> 00:53:09,780 Now that's come off 1288 00:53:09,780 --> 00:53:12,960 Look you can listen to my excuses all day long 1289 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:14,700 You can listen to my excuses all day long 1290 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:16,220 But the situation is 1291 00:53:16,220 --> 00:53:18,240 I was 1292 00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:19,540 Switching 1293 00:53:19,540 --> 00:53:21,720 The audio from the fucking PC 1294 00:53:21,720 --> 00:53:22,520 To the headphones 1295 00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,060 Because I realised that the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation 1296 00:53:25,060 --> 00:53:25,700 Wasn't happening 1297 00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:27,040 I thought that was why 1298 00:53:27,040 --> 00:53:27,860 I pressed the button 1299 00:53:27,860 --> 00:53:29,160 Because I ran your man over 1300 00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:30,020 Turns out 1301 00:53:30,020 --> 00:53:30,940 I just fucked it up 1302 00:53:30,940 --> 00:53:32,120 Completely fucked it up 1303 00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:33,660 But it's not my fault 1304 00:53:33,660 --> 00:53:34,220 Is what I'm saying 1305 00:53:34,220 --> 00:53:34,520 That 1306 00:53:34,520 --> 00:53:35,100 What happened 1307 00:53:35,100 --> 00:53:35,920 Wasn't my fault 1308 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:45,620 Do you know what I mean? 1309 00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:47,140 Absolutely stupid stuff 1310 00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:49,860 There's no way he should be alive 1311 00:53:49,860 --> 00:53:50,640 I got him in the head 1312 00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:51,540 Gotcha 1313 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:54,120 You need to visit 1314 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:54,820 A&E 1315 00:53:54,820 --> 00:53:56,240 Rapid stat 1316 00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:59,740 Audio is fine actually 1317 00:53:59,740 --> 00:54:00,420 I understand 1318 00:54:00,420 --> 00:54:00,940 But I mean 1319 00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,000 The 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 1320 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:02,940 Oh you heard it 1321 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:03,500 Great stuff 1322 00:54:03,500 --> 00:54:05,060 So if I play it now 1323 00:54:05,060 --> 00:54:08,200 can you hear it now? 1324 00:54:15,580 --> 00:54:17,120 So now it's not playing. Okay. 1325 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:21,500 Interesting stuff. Thanks very much there in the chat. Don't worry, I've got the message 1326 00:54:21,500 --> 00:54:24,740 now. A load of people saying you can't hear it. Look. 1327 00:54:25,460 --> 00:54:29,180 Let's just get down to business the way we know how to do it. 1328 00:54:29,220 --> 00:54:33,160 The way we were born to do it. We get those weapons that we've been putting into the new 1329 00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:37,120 Yeti 2. Yeti harder loadout and really take 1330 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:41,020 control of the rest of this game here. Three body bags. We're looking into the 1331 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:45,120 fine. We're looking through the fucking glass here and it's down to 1332 00:54:45,120 --> 00:54:49,080 nearly the last 40 as well. Conor McGinty, thank you very much for the tip. 1333 00:54:49,900 --> 00:54:51,320 Happy New Year, Tommy and Francis. 1334 00:55:01,260 --> 00:55:12,220 Hey, you fucking bastard. That's good, ma. 1335 00:55:17,220 --> 00:55:19,400 I'm going to be in peace. 1336 00:55:19,400 --> 00:55:43,140 Just need something better here. 1337 00:55:47,140 --> 00:55:50,560 the dual wielding the pistols and fucking 1338 00:55:50,560 --> 00:55:53,360 but that RPG is great. 1339 00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:54,560 Like, you know, I mean, I just 1340 00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,000 could do with that fucking 1341 00:55:57,000 --> 00:55:59,820 MP5 and 1342 00:55:59,820 --> 00:56:03,060 get a rocket into this yoke. 1343 00:56:04,140 --> 00:56:05,400 No, no time for it. 1344 00:56:05,480 --> 00:56:06,340 And hopefully your man 1345 00:56:06,340 --> 00:56:09,100 isn't the one, isn't waiting 1346 00:56:09,100 --> 00:56:11,280 lying in wait, should I say. 1347 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,160 He actually ran away. He got scared. 1348 00:56:13,260 --> 00:56:16,480 He was giving it the big Germanic bamboo on the mic. 1349 00:56:16,680 --> 00:56:23,360 Turns out he was very scared when faced with accusations of rocket propelled grenade. 1350 00:56:23,560 --> 00:56:25,820 It's an MP5 situation. 1351 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,960 Johnson's lobster and Gus Van Santie money. 1352 00:56:30,060 --> 00:56:31,440 Thank you very much for the elephant. 1353 00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:33,520 He's moving in. New safe zone located. 1354 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:35,560 You've just dispatched upon us there. 1355 00:56:36,680 --> 00:56:38,740 We're about to go Gus Van Sant on this. 1356 00:56:38,780 --> 00:56:39,920 It's going to be our house. 1357 00:56:40,040 --> 00:56:41,640 Yeah, it's going to be IFI. 1358 00:56:42,640 --> 00:56:43,600 It's going to be 1359 00:56:43,600 --> 00:56:46,320 DVDs that you watch 1360 00:56:46,320 --> 00:56:47,820 and you might finish later 1361 00:56:47,820 --> 00:56:48,940 because it's a tough one. 1362 00:56:50,020 --> 00:56:51,100 It's a tough one. 1363 00:56:52,740 --> 00:56:53,440 Oh fuck. 1364 00:56:54,500 --> 00:56:55,000 Oh fuck. 1365 00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:06,800 What? 1366 00:57:07,080 --> 00:57:07,800 You're joking. 1367 00:57:08,220 --> 00:57:10,000 You're absolutely joking me. 1368 00:57:10,460 --> 00:57:10,820 He was 1369 00:57:10,820 --> 00:57:15,560 half past dead. 1370 00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:17,720 Half past dead, Tom. 1371 00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:20,880 Well, I think he might have been 1372 00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,060 quarter past alive 1373 00:57:22,060 --> 00:57:23,960 because there's definitely no way 1374 00:57:23,960 --> 00:57:26,680 that he would be able to have been able to dispatch you like that. 1375 00:57:28,020 --> 00:57:29,600 Lee Oswald was saying plates. 1376 00:57:29,820 --> 00:57:31,580 I don't think you even had plates on you. 1377 00:57:33,180 --> 00:57:36,760 I don't think I had plates on me, but 1378 00:57:36,760 --> 00:57:39,160 fuck that shit. 1379 00:57:39,940 --> 00:57:41,560 This early in the day for that language? 1380 00:57:41,680 --> 00:57:42,620 Not great, is it, Tom? 1381 00:57:45,140 --> 00:57:48,940 Not great at all, but you know what you're letting yourself into, I suppose, 1382 00:57:49,060 --> 00:57:52,500 if you're tuning into this bloody stream there. 1383 00:57:52,600 --> 00:57:53,640 But that's the way it is. 1384 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:54,240 That's the crack. 1385 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,300 You can't have everything. 1386 00:57:57,580 --> 00:57:58,800 Let's have a little look here 1387 00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:02,860 and see if we can reconfigure and rejig the audio here 1388 00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:05,760 because you were pressing the 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. 1389 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:06,540 It wasn't coming through. 1390 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:09,220 Press that 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. 1391 00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:14,460 And quite possibly, maybe, get that to work. 1392 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:15,320 That would be great. 1393 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:17,620 Pints of Stoat. 1394 00:58:18,340 --> 00:58:19,600 Thank you very much for your tip. 1395 00:58:20,680 --> 00:58:21,940 Very, very kind, yeah. 1396 00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:24,360 Pints of Stoat. 1397 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,780 Thomas Harmonica, Diego Martini, Conor McGinty and Pace. 1398 00:58:27,860 --> 00:58:29,160 Happy New Year to everybody. 1399 00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:34,080 And look, I'm trying to get this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation to get going here. 1400 00:58:36,660 --> 00:58:40,200 Look, I think it was just, you know, you have the skills to pay the bills. 1401 00:58:40,300 --> 00:58:40,840 You can do it. 1402 00:58:41,000 --> 00:58:41,840 You know, Will, you can do it. 1403 00:58:41,940 --> 00:58:45,860 It just was not your moment to shine in the spotlight at that moment in time. 1404 00:58:46,020 --> 00:58:47,660 But swings and roundabouts. 1405 00:58:49,380 --> 00:58:50,860 Swings and giraffes. 1406 00:58:51,600 --> 00:58:55,620 We get this 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation ready to play. 1407 00:58:56,200 --> 00:58:57,560 The default output. 1408 00:58:57,720 --> 00:58:58,520 No, put it through. 1409 00:58:58,960 --> 00:59:01,720 Run it through NVIDIA high-definition audio. 1410 00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:05,280 And let's see how that situationizes the setup. 1411 00:59:08,880 --> 00:59:13,420 Now I'm hearing it, but I'm not fucking seeing it on the display monitor. 1412 00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:17,620 277, no. 1413 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:20,620 High-definition audio. 1414 00:59:20,980 --> 00:59:21,940 Now, let's see. 1415 00:59:22,640 --> 00:59:24,560 It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. 1416 00:59:24,860 --> 00:59:25,640 Great stuff. 1417 00:59:25,700 --> 00:59:27,300 I can hear it loud and clear. 1418 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:28,500 And that's ready to go. 1419 00:59:28,500 --> 00:59:35,220 So if you've just tuned in, that 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation sting is ready to go. 1420 00:59:36,160 --> 00:59:41,000 We're very, very excited to implement it. 1421 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:43,940 Let's have a little quick go the goose here. 1422 00:59:44,060 --> 00:59:46,720 This MTZ that I've been trying to trick out. 1423 00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:51,020 A lot of the, see that? 1424 00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,680 A lot of the shots just connect really very quickly. 1425 00:59:53,780 --> 00:59:54,360 It's very nice. 1426 00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,320 Someone just died there. 1427 00:59:55,620 --> 00:59:56,540 Just stay around here. 1428 00:59:56,540 --> 00:59:57,460 Put a couple of plates on. 1429 00:59:57,560 --> 00:59:58,460 Wait for the men to come around. 1430 00:59:58,460 --> 01:00:11,640 There you go. 1431 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:14,580 And he got fucking bomb blasted after it as well by the grenade. 1432 01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:17,260 It was a double troubled setup. 1433 01:00:19,260 --> 01:00:20,460 Moon dust is still a problem. 1434 01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:23,160 Your rhetoric will bother you. 1435 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,360 Yeah, this is just me practicing. 1436 01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:25,920 No. 1437 01:00:26,920 --> 01:00:28,380 Not the real deal. 1438 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,780 Buzzlight balls. 1439 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,760 Thank you very much. 1440 01:00:32,420 --> 01:00:33,260 News just in. 1441 01:00:33,880 --> 01:00:34,700 Weaklow monkey. 1442 01:00:36,160 --> 01:00:37,820 Mistakenly shot by farmer. 1443 01:00:37,980 --> 01:00:38,880 Hopefully not. 1444 01:00:39,060 --> 01:00:39,060 We. 1445 01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:43,240 Hopefully the monkey hasn't met that kind of end. 1446 01:00:43,780 --> 01:00:46,160 But it would not surprise us in the slightest either. 1447 01:00:46,960 --> 01:00:48,620 Remember the case a few years ago. 1448 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,480 I won't go into it. 1449 01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:50,440 Won't go into details. 1450 01:00:50,560 --> 01:00:50,700 But. 1451 01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:51,840 Yeah. 1452 01:00:52,240 --> 01:00:53,320 Thank you very much there. 1453 01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:54,200 Harry Shites. 1454 01:00:54,700 --> 01:00:55,600 These war zone buys. 1455 01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,000 Better bring the key for the. 1456 01:00:58,160 --> 01:00:58,380 Oh yeah. 1457 01:00:58,540 --> 01:00:59,700 Thanks very much for the. 1458 01:00:59,780 --> 01:01:00,560 I won't read the rest of that. 1459 01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:01,620 Thanks very much for the tip. 1460 01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:10,140 You've got gas closing in fast. 1461 01:01:10,140 --> 01:01:11,640 You've got gas closing in fast. 1462 01:01:11,920 --> 01:01:13,960 Unanswer yourself to the safe zone. 1463 01:01:14,040 --> 01:01:14,920 It sounds like he's saying. 1464 01:01:15,020 --> 01:01:16,580 But that really wouldn't make sense. 1465 01:01:16,780 --> 01:01:17,680 Unanswer yourself. 1466 01:01:17,800 --> 01:01:19,020 Doesn't make sense at all. 1467 01:01:19,580 --> 01:01:20,220 Pints of Stoke. 1468 01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,000 Gus Van Santy. 1469 01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:21,440 Thank you very much. 1470 01:01:21,500 --> 01:01:21,960 And Robbie. 1471 01:01:22,100 --> 01:01:23,180 Very very kind of you there. 1472 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:24,720 No game audio. 1473 01:01:24,900 --> 01:01:25,540 Says Keane. 1474 01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:26,500 Okay. 1475 01:01:26,720 --> 01:01:27,000 So. 1476 01:01:27,220 --> 01:01:28,540 What's going on with that Keane? 1477 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:28,820 I mean. 1478 01:01:28,880 --> 01:01:30,480 It looks like the audio is coming through. 1479 01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:31,880 Or did you write that? 1480 01:01:33,580 --> 01:01:34,640 A minute ago. 1481 01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:36,400 And now I've corrected the audio. 1482 01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:37,860 Now I'm reading your comment. 1483 01:01:38,000 --> 01:01:39,880 You can see the confusion. 1484 01:01:40,060 --> 01:01:42,000 You can see the reluctance at times. 1485 01:01:42,160 --> 01:01:43,740 To try and use the chat. 1486 01:01:43,820 --> 01:01:44,160 To try. 1487 01:01:44,680 --> 01:01:46,600 Kind of navigate my way through the stream. 1488 01:01:47,060 --> 01:01:48,180 But at the same time. 1489 01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:49,060 In doing that. 1490 01:01:49,380 --> 01:01:51,220 You cut yourself off from interaction. 1491 01:01:51,420 --> 01:01:51,580 Which. 1492 01:01:52,060 --> 01:01:52,860 In my mind. 1493 01:01:53,020 --> 01:01:54,780 Is the heart and soul of the stream. 1494 01:01:55,620 --> 01:01:57,800 It is the heart and soul of the stream. 1495 01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:59,640 And as we can see now. 1496 01:01:59,720 --> 01:02:01,160 The rest of the chat coming in. 1497 01:02:01,420 --> 01:02:01,860 Clutch. 1498 01:02:01,860 --> 01:02:03,460 With the news that you are correct. 1499 01:02:04,140 --> 01:02:05,580 The audio is fine now. 1500 01:02:06,140 --> 01:02:06,340 Move it. 1501 01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,680 There's not much you can do about it. 1502 01:02:07,740 --> 01:02:08,100 Like you know. 1503 01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:08,820 You're just going to have to. 1504 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:11,800 You're going to have to use your brain. 1505 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,780 Going to have to use my brain. 1506 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:15,120 Is right. 1507 01:02:15,180 --> 01:02:15,580 But that's. 1508 01:02:15,920 --> 01:02:16,500 Hard to do. 1509 01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:17,360 And your brain. 1510 01:02:17,600 --> 01:02:18,320 Has been. 1511 01:02:19,560 --> 01:02:19,960 So. 1512 01:02:20,740 --> 01:02:21,800 Badly battered. 1513 01:02:21,800 --> 01:02:23,540 The last few days. 1514 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:23,560 The last few days. 1515 01:02:23,560 --> 01:02:25,240 Of trying to achieve victory. 1516 01:02:26,020 --> 01:02:27,320 I've been going to sleep. 1517 01:02:27,760 --> 01:02:28,660 And the dreams. 1518 01:02:29,060 --> 01:02:30,440 Have been nothing but. 1519 01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:32,640 War zone based dreams. 1520 01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,320 Where I'm in constant battles. 1521 01:02:34,320 --> 01:02:35,360 With other people. 1522 01:02:36,640 --> 01:02:38,480 Reality meets the war zone. 1523 01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,840 There seems to be a lot of just. 1524 01:02:40,900 --> 01:02:41,820 Being in a. 1525 01:02:41,820 --> 01:02:42,740 In a gaff. 1526 01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:44,420 And throwing grenades out of windows. 1527 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:46,700 Which is not something I've done in the game. 1528 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:47,560 But it's a. 1529 01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:49,900 It's one of those reoccurring situations. 1530 01:02:50,120 --> 01:02:50,240 In the. 1531 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:52,080 In my sleep. 1532 01:02:53,900 --> 01:02:55,200 Your objective is simple. 1533 01:02:55,720 --> 01:02:57,120 Eliminate all bounty targets. 1534 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,180 Now this riveter. 1535 01:02:58,340 --> 01:02:59,060 That I have fear. 1536 01:02:59,220 --> 01:02:59,980 In the possession. 1537 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:00,400 It's a. 1538 01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:02,020 Or the KV broadside. 1539 01:03:02,100 --> 01:03:02,340 I don't know. 1540 01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,120 Looks like the riveter. 1541 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,500 But this is another one of those. 1542 01:03:05,780 --> 01:03:07,160 Fucking powder keg. 1543 01:03:07,260 --> 01:03:08,020 Powder puff. 1544 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:08,940 Guns. 1545 01:03:08,980 --> 01:03:09,360 That just. 1546 01:03:15,560 --> 01:03:16,740 Tap it and wrap it. 1547 01:03:16,740 --> 01:03:17,440 Sort of a thing. 1548 01:03:18,100 --> 01:03:18,880 We just gotta wait now. 1549 01:03:18,940 --> 01:03:19,300 There's a. 1550 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:20,860 There's a fight. 1551 01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,700 A fire fight going on over here. 1552 01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:23,680 Time. 1553 01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,420 It's time for fireman Sam. 1554 01:03:25,540 --> 01:03:26,220 To get involved. 1555 01:03:27,960 --> 01:03:28,800 Fireman Ham. 1556 01:03:29,920 --> 01:03:31,040 And that's our bounty. 1557 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:31,620 It's just being. 1558 01:03:31,980 --> 01:03:33,360 Dispatched by another man. 1559 01:03:33,940 --> 01:03:34,620 What we will do. 1560 01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:35,280 Is try and. 1561 01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:38,040 Try and prowl. 1562 01:03:38,220 --> 01:03:39,880 Around that particular area. 1563 01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:40,680 And. 1564 01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,060 Hopefully get our man there. 1565 01:03:46,200 --> 01:03:46,820 And the. 1566 01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:47,760 The news there. 1567 01:03:47,940 --> 01:03:48,600 That came through. 1568 01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:49,640 Regarding the monkey. 1569 01:03:49,640 --> 01:03:50,860 Had been shot by a farmer. 1570 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:52,500 Hopefully that isn't the case. 1571 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,580 Because we are looking. 1572 01:03:54,740 --> 01:03:55,220 At. 1573 01:03:55,380 --> 01:03:55,780 A fucking. 1574 01:03:56,220 --> 01:03:56,780 Tragic. 1575 01:03:57,040 --> 01:03:57,520 Situation. 1576 01:03:57,680 --> 01:03:58,120 If that. 1577 01:03:58,380 --> 01:03:58,760 Has. 1578 01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:00,300 Happened. 1579 01:04:00,400 --> 01:04:00,600 Now. 1580 01:04:01,280 --> 01:04:02,300 A lot of stuff here. 1581 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,240 Let's not get too confused. 1582 01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:05,080 And too distracted. 1583 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,060 From the main event. 1584 01:04:06,880 --> 01:04:07,880 Keep the ears open. 1585 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:17,620 What we want to do is just. 1586 01:04:18,040 --> 01:04:18,820 Hit this. 1587 01:04:19,740 --> 01:04:21,040 Have a little look around. 1588 01:04:21,580 --> 01:04:23,020 And then landini it up. 1589 01:04:32,140 --> 01:04:33,720 Can't really see anyone there. 1590 01:04:37,880 --> 01:04:38,660 There we go. 1591 01:04:42,340 --> 01:04:43,760 Sweet applesauce. 1592 01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:44,240 How are you? 1593 01:04:44,300 --> 01:04:45,500 Are you ready for a showdown? 1594 01:04:50,020 --> 01:04:51,260 Sweet applesauce. 1595 01:04:51,820 --> 01:04:52,760 Sweet apple juice. 1596 01:04:53,900 --> 01:04:54,520 Yeah man. 1597 01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:56,220 Oh damn. 1598 01:05:00,260 --> 01:05:01,180 There you go man. 1599 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:01,640 GG. 1600 01:05:02,080 --> 01:05:03,500 At least you can head back and. 1601 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,380 Have some applesauce. 1602 01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:06,340 All night long. 1603 01:05:06,420 --> 01:05:06,740 With your. 1604 01:05:07,080 --> 01:05:07,580 Rubbish. 1605 01:05:07,660 --> 01:05:08,680 Skeletor costume. 1606 01:05:09,800 --> 01:05:10,980 That cost you some money. 1607 01:05:11,320 --> 01:05:13,120 Or maybe your parents money. 1608 01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:13,600 Who knows. 1609 01:05:15,060 --> 01:05:16,860 But I'm not going to be buying that. 1610 01:05:16,980 --> 01:05:18,080 I have got my own. 1611 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:20,600 Operator that was given to me. 1612 01:05:20,720 --> 01:05:21,660 And I'm going to use. 1613 01:05:21,660 --> 01:05:23,160 That operator to the maximum. 1614 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:24,840 I want to do justice to that operator. 1615 01:05:25,260 --> 01:05:25,960 I want. 1616 01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,340 To win. 1617 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:29,500 With that operator. 1618 01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:33,380 Castle greyskull is after you. 1619 01:05:33,960 --> 01:05:34,780 And we've got a. 1620 01:05:34,780 --> 01:05:36,020 A UAV. 1621 01:05:38,360 --> 01:05:39,340 The fuck is this? 1622 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:41,680 Oh. 1623 01:05:42,240 --> 01:05:42,600 Yeah. 1624 01:05:42,660 --> 01:05:43,140 We've got it. 1625 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:44,440 We've got enough money for a UAV. 1626 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,380 Let's have a little look here. 1627 01:05:46,380 --> 01:05:48,900 Get to that. 1628 01:05:49,500 --> 01:05:50,340 Get to that. 1629 01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:52,080 And then get to that. 1630 01:05:52,240 --> 01:05:52,900 It's going to be. 1631 01:05:53,480 --> 01:05:54,840 It's going to be a triple threat. 1632 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:56,780 The trek from the loadout. 1633 01:05:56,900 --> 01:05:58,220 Up to the mountaintop. 1634 01:05:58,300 --> 01:05:59,460 Could be a disaster. 1635 01:06:02,220 --> 01:06:03,260 Could be a disaster. 1636 01:06:03,440 --> 01:06:03,820 It could be. 1637 01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:04,920 You need to keep your wits. 1638 01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:05,900 About you. 1639 01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:07,040 But well done on. 1640 01:06:07,400 --> 01:06:08,900 Activating the headset chat there. 1641 01:06:09,060 --> 01:06:09,540 Spooking. 1642 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:10,620 Skeletor out. 1643 01:06:10,900 --> 01:06:11,860 Getting inside his brain. 1644 01:06:11,960 --> 01:06:12,200 Because. 1645 01:06:13,100 --> 01:06:13,760 Half the time. 1646 01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:14,720 If you don't do that. 1647 01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:16,360 They're actually going to get you. 1648 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:17,940 Because they're concentrating on the footsteps. 1649 01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,500 Which by the way. 1650 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:20,500 Might be able to be. 1651 01:06:20,640 --> 01:06:21,880 A vanquished scenario. 1652 01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:22,240 If you. 1653 01:06:22,440 --> 01:06:23,100 Can unlock. 1654 01:06:23,720 --> 01:06:23,920 The. 1655 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:24,940 Lightfoot. 1656 01:06:25,060 --> 01:06:25,740 There's like a. 1657 01:06:25,940 --> 01:06:26,880 A ninja pro. 1658 01:06:27,040 --> 01:06:27,380 Perk. 1659 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,060 Which we saw the other day. 1660 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:29,840 Which you could unlock. 1661 01:06:29,960 --> 01:06:30,040 That. 1662 01:06:30,160 --> 01:06:31,120 That looks pretty sweet. 1663 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:31,520 Indeed. 1664 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:34,780 A sweet sweet piece of beef. 1665 01:06:34,780 --> 01:06:35,500 If we can. 1666 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,640 Unlock that. 1667 01:06:36,840 --> 01:06:38,400 That's really going to change the game. 1668 01:06:38,940 --> 01:06:41,420 As far as our creeping and sneaking is concerned. 1669 01:06:42,500 --> 01:06:42,860 Um. 1670 01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:44,300 But all I can say. 1671 01:06:44,380 --> 01:06:45,060 What I will say is. 1672 01:06:45,180 --> 01:06:46,440 Let's just try and secure. 1673 01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:46,880 Our. 1674 01:06:47,440 --> 01:06:47,880 Sacred. 1675 01:06:48,120 --> 01:06:48,540 Yeti. 1676 01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:49,600 Custom class. 1677 01:06:49,700 --> 01:06:50,220 Yeti 2. 1678 01:06:50,300 --> 01:06:50,940 Yeti harder. 1679 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:51,880 Not. 1680 01:06:52,020 --> 01:06:53,560 A lot in the way of attachments. 1681 01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:55,340 And additional perks on that. 1682 01:06:55,740 --> 01:06:55,980 But. 1683 01:06:56,340 --> 01:06:57,460 It will get ranked. 1684 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:58,900 It'll rank us up fairly. 1685 01:06:59,100 --> 01:06:59,900 Fairly quickly. 1686 01:07:00,060 --> 01:07:01,060 Now what we've got here is. 1687 01:07:01,900 --> 01:07:02,100 I'm. 1688 01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,140 Maybe not. 1689 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:03,440 Maybe. 1690 01:07:03,540 --> 01:07:04,660 Maybe I'll just keep. 1691 01:07:05,420 --> 01:07:06,680 I'll keep our primary. 1692 01:07:08,400 --> 01:07:09,660 And then I'll take that. 1693 01:07:10,160 --> 01:07:10,640 Broadside. 1694 01:07:12,080 --> 01:07:12,560 RL. 1695 01:07:12,800 --> 01:07:13,240 Broadside. 1696 01:07:13,560 --> 01:07:14,980 And we can hear bombs dropping. 1697 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:16,280 And all sorts of fucking. 1698 01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,720 Popping and farting over there. 1699 01:07:17,800 --> 01:07:18,580 What we need to do is. 1700 01:07:19,640 --> 01:07:21,500 Really creep around the side here. 1701 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:25,460 Not get too fucking distracted by what's going on. 1702 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,180 Fairly sure. 1703 01:07:31,320 --> 01:07:33,220 These outfits are about 20 euro a pop. 1704 01:07:33,280 --> 01:07:35,360 And also think there's a new anime gun released. 1705 01:07:35,540 --> 01:07:37,000 Crazy bit of business they're doing there. 1706 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:40,400 Can you imagine the amount of fucking revenue. 1707 01:07:40,540 --> 01:07:41,560 They've got off of just. 1708 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,100 Who'd have thought that like. 1709 01:07:44,820 --> 01:07:46,280 Well I suppose customizing. 1710 01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:47,240 It's all about customizing. 1711 01:07:47,320 --> 01:07:48,640 If you look at the way social media. 1712 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,660 Just gave everyone their own web page. 1713 01:07:50,780 --> 01:07:50,900 And it. 1714 01:07:51,100 --> 01:07:52,440 And you become obsessed with it. 1715 01:07:52,500 --> 01:07:53,080 And it's like. 1716 01:07:54,500 --> 01:07:54,900 Customize. 1717 01:07:54,900 --> 01:07:56,920 You customize it to your heart's content. 1718 01:07:57,960 --> 01:08:00,500 Then it's not a big fucking leap of the imagination. 1719 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:02,300 That people are willing to shell out. 1720 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:03,400 Ash. 1721 01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:05,080 And that's why Zuckerberg. 1722 01:08:05,420 --> 01:08:07,460 Is probably not to be underestimated. 1723 01:08:07,460 --> 01:08:08,540 With all his bullshit. 1724 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:09,900 Regarding the metaverse. 1725 01:08:10,220 --> 01:08:11,980 It's just a matter of time. 1726 01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:13,740 And it could be a situation. 1727 01:08:13,740 --> 01:08:15,500 Where five or six years down the line. 1728 01:08:15,980 --> 01:08:17,380 He's back in bids again. 1729 01:08:17,380 --> 01:08:18,920 After being laughed out the place. 1730 01:08:20,300 --> 01:08:21,860 Initially on his metaverse. 1731 01:08:23,340 --> 01:08:23,780 Chat. 1732 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,180 Just a little bit of a wait here. 1733 01:08:27,180 --> 01:08:27,720 For a moment. 1734 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:29,860 Just to make sure we're not getting fucking tracked. 1735 01:08:30,580 --> 01:08:32,600 Because we have been talking a lot here. 1736 01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:32,900 So. 1737 01:08:33,540 --> 01:08:34,060 Footsteps. 1738 01:08:34,400 --> 01:08:35,720 Not really heard at the moment. 1739 01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:37,720 Liking the shotgun though. 1740 01:08:37,920 --> 01:08:38,840 Ready for action. 1741 01:08:38,940 --> 01:08:39,680 Ready to pounce. 1742 01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:42,900 And I like this as well. 1743 01:08:42,940 --> 01:08:43,300 It's nice. 1744 01:08:43,300 --> 01:08:44,720 If it had a bigger clip. 1745 01:08:45,000 --> 01:08:48,980 We're aiming towards getting a 60 round drum on that MTZ. 1746 01:08:50,900 --> 01:08:51,380 Which. 1747 01:08:52,260 --> 01:08:54,540 I like to call the equalizer. 1748 01:08:54,740 --> 01:08:56,200 Because it evens the odds. 1749 01:08:58,120 --> 01:08:58,700 That's nice. 1750 01:08:58,740 --> 01:08:59,740 That's a nice piece as well. 1751 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,000 But I like what we've got here. 1752 01:09:04,680 --> 01:09:05,740 Gas is inbound. 1753 01:09:05,980 --> 01:09:07,040 Marking a new safe zone. 1754 01:09:07,060 --> 01:09:07,100 Okay. 1755 01:09:07,100 --> 01:09:08,520 Someone is in the air. 1756 01:09:08,900 --> 01:09:09,740 Just over here. 1757 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:10,600 Let's see if we can. 1758 01:09:13,060 --> 01:09:14,680 Take control of the situation. 1759 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:35,100 Happy New Year. 1760 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,800 Thank you very, very much for your tip. 1761 01:09:38,040 --> 01:09:38,880 I'll get you in a moment. 1762 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:39,080 Oh. 1763 01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:39,640 Being spotted. 1764 01:09:40,400 --> 01:09:40,800 Oh. 1765 01:09:40,900 --> 01:09:42,280 That was a great shot. 1766 01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:44,300 Hopefully he can't fly over and get me. 1767 01:09:44,840 --> 01:09:45,700 Hopefully he can. 1768 01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:46,800 But he's not on time. 1769 01:09:46,900 --> 01:09:48,280 And I fucking broadside the gun. 1770 01:09:48,300 --> 01:09:50,960 Got shitted up there. 1771 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:51,340 Bit of. 1772 01:09:51,360 --> 01:09:52,140 He was dick shit. 1773 01:09:52,140 --> 01:09:57,020 I think he called. 1774 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:59,380 I think he called me a dick shit. 1775 01:09:59,860 --> 01:10:00,120 Tab. 1776 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,260 He did call you a dick shit. 1777 01:10:03,380 --> 01:10:04,000 That is correct. 1778 01:10:04,080 --> 01:10:04,660 Happy New Year. 1779 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,000 Thanks very much for the tip. 1780 01:10:06,420 --> 01:10:08,300 For all the thrilling streams you say. 1781 01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:09,160 Thank you very much. 1782 01:10:09,220 --> 01:10:10,360 I hope you're getting that well. 1783 01:10:12,400 --> 01:10:17,840 He had a kind of a Christmas Santa Claus, Santy balls laugh about him. 1784 01:10:18,160 --> 01:10:20,320 Even now in January it stuck with him. 1785 01:10:26,120 --> 01:10:26,980 Come on. 1786 01:10:27,020 --> 01:10:28,040 It's not right. 1787 01:10:28,180 --> 01:10:28,900 It's not right. 1788 01:10:29,060 --> 01:10:30,080 I won't stand for it. 1789 01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,820 And I'm definitely going to fucking do nothing about it. 1790 01:10:33,180 --> 01:10:34,660 Moon dust. 1791 01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:38,180 You need to. 1792 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:39,720 You need to really just. 1793 01:10:39,900 --> 01:10:40,240 Moon dust. 1794 01:10:40,240 --> 01:10:41,260 Lock and load. 1795 01:10:41,480 --> 01:10:42,140 Lock down. 1796 01:10:42,440 --> 01:10:43,160 And really. 1797 01:10:43,300 --> 01:10:43,940 It's still a problem. 1798 01:10:44,660 --> 01:10:44,840 Yeah. 1799 01:10:44,880 --> 01:10:45,580 That was a hack. 1800 01:10:45,680 --> 01:10:45,840 Moon dust. 1801 01:10:45,840 --> 01:10:46,980 That was definitely a hack. 1802 01:10:47,060 --> 01:10:47,440 Antonio. 1803 01:10:47,440 --> 01:10:50,460 It's great to have people backing us up on that front as well. 1804 01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:50,700 You know. 1805 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,160 Because if we said it all the time. 1806 01:10:52,260 --> 01:10:53,300 It would sound like it was bollocks. 1807 01:10:53,520 --> 01:10:53,520 But. 1808 01:10:54,180 --> 01:10:54,640 Moon dust. 1809 01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,380 It's great that people are saying it as well. 1810 01:10:56,480 --> 01:10:56,660 You know. 1811 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,840 And I want to say a big thank you to everybody. 1812 01:10:59,000 --> 01:10:59,620 the other day. 1813 01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:00,160 Because we were. 1814 01:11:00,980 --> 01:11:02,660 We were up against it for a long time. 1815 01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:03,040 Weren't we? 1816 01:11:03,880 --> 01:11:04,660 Well I was. 1817 01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:05,040 Not you. 1818 01:11:05,120 --> 01:11:06,760 I was the one in the fucking control seat. 1819 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:07,000 But. 1820 01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:09,500 In retrospective. 1821 01:11:09,620 --> 01:11:13,140 In a retrospective thought I had there yesterday afternoon. 1822 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,580 I thought how decent and kind and nice it is. 1823 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:18,960 That even in the face of all adversity. 1824 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,680 And in the face of eating. 1825 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:23,120 Eating shite basically is what we were doing. 1826 01:11:23,120 --> 01:11:26,680 For probably about 80% of our Warzone game. 1827 01:11:27,340 --> 01:11:28,740 We still had people. 1828 01:11:29,540 --> 01:11:31,220 Putting messages of support. 1829 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:32,120 Into the chat. 1830 01:11:32,240 --> 01:11:32,820 Into the ether. 1831 01:11:33,080 --> 01:11:33,660 And what not. 1832 01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,880 There was still a belief there Tom. 1833 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:37,940 There was still a belief there. 1834 01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:39,100 That was the main thing. 1835 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:39,780 And that was what. 1836 01:11:40,080 --> 01:11:41,500 You can't put a price on that. 1837 01:11:42,320 --> 01:11:42,520 And. 1838 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,080 It was very. 1839 01:11:45,220 --> 01:11:46,380 It's very touching really. 1840 01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,780 To think that people are there. 1841 01:11:48,200 --> 01:11:49,360 Going through. 1842 01:11:49,940 --> 01:11:51,780 Some really horrible pain. 1843 01:11:52,020 --> 01:11:52,900 Times with us. 1844 01:11:53,120 --> 01:11:53,400 You know. 1845 01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,740 And I'm sure that there's. 1846 01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:57,000 A lot of post-traumatic stress disorder. 1847 01:11:57,200 --> 01:11:59,040 Seeing these hyper violent. 1848 01:12:00,440 --> 01:12:00,880 Imagined. 1849 01:12:01,080 --> 01:12:01,560 Imagery. 1850 01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,240 Situations. 1851 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,280 And go to bed at night. 1852 01:12:04,360 --> 01:12:05,920 Hopefully you're not having the same nightmares. 1853 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:06,700 We're having. 1854 01:12:07,320 --> 01:12:07,560 But. 1855 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:08,220 It's been. 1856 01:12:08,360 --> 01:12:09,080 It's been very. 1857 01:12:09,260 --> 01:12:09,780 Very nice. 1858 01:12:09,900 --> 01:12:11,220 To have had that support as well. 1859 01:12:11,260 --> 01:12:11,800 And we won't be. 1860 01:12:11,900 --> 01:12:12,860 Wouldn't be able to do. 1861 01:12:13,220 --> 01:12:14,160 Or get those. 1862 01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:15,400 High pressure. 1863 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,040 High intensity. 1864 01:12:16,240 --> 01:12:16,840 Last circle. 1865 01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:17,460 Last 15. 1866 01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:18,040 Last 10. 1867 01:12:18,120 --> 01:12:18,620 Top 5. 1868 01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:19,140 Top 3. 1869 01:12:19,140 --> 01:12:20,380 Maybe even seconds. 1870 01:12:21,020 --> 01:12:22,000 There was a second place. 1871 01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:22,440 I believe. 1872 01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:23,800 Maybe a third. 1873 01:12:24,400 --> 01:12:25,640 It just wouldn't be possible. 1874 01:12:26,360 --> 01:12:27,720 Without the support. 1875 01:12:27,920 --> 01:12:28,620 Moral support. 1876 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,520 It's true Tom. 1877 01:12:31,580 --> 01:12:32,600 It's great to have you as well. 1878 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:33,820 Thanks very much there too. 1879 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,640 Happy New Year. 1880 01:12:35,180 --> 01:12:35,760 For your kind, 1881 01:12:35,800 --> 01:12:36,500 generous tips. 1882 01:12:36,640 --> 01:12:37,560 Schlug for president. 1883 01:12:37,840 --> 01:12:39,660 Says watching with Rory and Dave. 1884 01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:41,380 The lizard. 1885 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:42,320 Inside. 1886 01:12:42,540 --> 01:12:43,380 In work right now. 1887 01:12:43,480 --> 01:12:44,440 Don't tell the manager. 1888 01:12:44,720 --> 01:12:45,580 Few lads. 1889 01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:48,220 The head of Tommy Schlugging today. 1890 01:12:48,300 --> 01:12:48,960 Han the boys. 1891 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,620 And justice for Skeletor. 1892 01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:51,520 Thank you very much. 1893 01:12:51,560 --> 01:12:52,020 For your kind, 1894 01:12:52,060 --> 01:12:52,820 hard and generous tip. 1895 01:12:52,840 --> 01:12:53,380 Hot loads. 1896 01:12:53,980 --> 01:12:55,280 Very kind of you there. 1897 01:12:55,380 --> 01:12:55,820 Come here. 1898 01:12:55,940 --> 01:12:56,340 Go away. 1899 01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:56,860 Good luck. 1900 01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:58,280 Wicklow monkey. 1901 01:12:58,460 --> 01:12:59,420 Come on to fuck. 1902 01:12:59,580 --> 01:13:00,700 And that is the mantra. 1903 01:13:01,080 --> 01:13:02,660 That we're rocking with. 1904 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,540 Going into this situation. 1905 01:13:04,660 --> 01:13:06,280 Can we put anything new on these. 1906 01:13:06,280 --> 01:13:07,160 Fucking guns here. 1907 01:13:07,240 --> 01:13:07,520 Let's. 1908 01:13:08,680 --> 01:13:09,300 We got time. 1909 01:13:10,160 --> 01:13:10,540 No. 1910 01:13:10,600 --> 01:13:11,500 I've selected the loadout. 1911 01:13:11,560 --> 01:13:12,180 We haven't got time. 1912 01:13:12,280 --> 01:13:12,740 That's great. 1913 01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:15,480 I was hoping we could have. 1914 01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:17,220 Maybe attached a scope. 1915 01:13:17,460 --> 01:13:18,680 Or even a stock. 1916 01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:20,960 Or even a brand new 50 round drum. 1917 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:21,840 But it's not going to happen. 1918 01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:23,500 Not at this time. 1919 01:13:23,740 --> 01:13:25,040 Not at this pace. 1920 01:13:25,640 --> 01:13:27,040 Operation Blazing Torch. 1921 01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:27,340 Tom. 1922 01:13:29,940 --> 01:13:31,460 Thank you very much there. 1923 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:32,820 For handing over the mic. 1924 01:13:32,980 --> 01:13:34,680 And Lylas Francis has two hands. 1925 01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:36,520 And the dementia doesn't progress too much. 1926 01:13:36,680 --> 01:13:37,560 I have faith. 1927 01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:38,060 He says. 1928 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:40,700 There is definitely. 1929 01:13:41,700 --> 01:13:42,260 Possibly. 1930 01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,900 Some sort of. 1931 01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:45,720 Not dementia. 1932 01:13:45,840 --> 01:13:46,840 But there is definitely. 1933 01:13:46,840 --> 01:13:48,040 An erosion. 1934 01:13:48,460 --> 01:13:48,660 Of. 1935 01:13:49,380 --> 01:13:49,940 Previously. 1936 01:13:50,280 --> 01:13:50,860 And otherwise. 1937 01:13:51,020 --> 01:13:52,000 Nimble mind. 1938 01:13:52,240 --> 01:13:52,860 And whether or not. 1939 01:13:52,940 --> 01:13:53,740 That's to do with. 1940 01:13:54,060 --> 01:13:54,740 An excessive. 1941 01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:55,420 Amount. 1942 01:13:55,780 --> 01:13:56,300 Of time. 1943 01:13:56,420 --> 01:13:57,800 Spent in front of a fucking screen. 1944 01:13:57,940 --> 01:13:58,980 Trying to kill other. 1945 01:13:59,540 --> 01:14:00,360 Fictional people. 1946 01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:02,440 Inside a virtual reality zone. 1947 01:14:02,960 --> 01:14:03,320 Or. 1948 01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:05,100 It's just the aging process. 1949 01:14:05,800 --> 01:14:06,180 Or. 1950 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:08,320 Too much drink. 1951 01:14:09,200 --> 01:14:09,920 We don't know. 1952 01:14:10,020 --> 01:14:10,880 But what we do know. 1953 01:14:11,020 --> 01:14:12,320 And what we can say is that. 1954 01:14:12,820 --> 01:14:13,520 It's exactly. 1955 01:14:13,640 --> 01:14:15,280 2.15 in the afternoon. 1956 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,720 We have 0% packet loss. 1957 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:19,540 The latency is 1958 01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:21,780 44. And here's the latest. 1959 01:14:21,980 --> 01:14:23,140 We're going dropping into the 1960 01:14:23,140 --> 01:14:24,060 war zone. 1961 01:14:25,540 --> 01:14:27,640 And I've got a green t-shirt on which 1962 01:14:27,640 --> 01:14:29,060 is not working out well 1963 01:14:29,060 --> 01:14:30,140 for 1964 01:14:30,140 --> 01:14:33,400 the green screen camera there. 1965 01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,680 Lewis Hayes 1966 01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:38,520 is after you. 1967 01:14:39,720 --> 01:14:41,820 Asks whether or not I can watch 1968 01:14:41,820 --> 01:14:43,920 past streams. You can indeed, Lewis 1969 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:45,900 Hayes. What you gotta do is 1970 01:14:45,900 --> 01:14:47,680 go down to the description 1971 01:14:47,680 --> 01:14:49,160 and there's a link there. 1972 01:14:49,920 --> 01:14:51,960 And also you could just go into the main 1973 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,680 page of this particular channel. 1974 01:14:54,660 --> 01:14:55,920 Select playlists. 1975 01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,780 And it's all there. 1976 01:14:58,000 --> 01:14:59,900 An absolute veritable feast 1977 01:14:59,900 --> 01:15:02,160 of some of the best gameplay 1978 01:15:02,160 --> 01:15:03,600 ever committed to stream. 1979 01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:04,820 That sadly has gone 1980 01:15:04,820 --> 01:15:08,000 by some stretch of the 1981 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,900 imagination. It's gone unnoticed by a lot of the 1982 01:15:09,900 --> 01:15:11,620 gameplay community out there. 1983 01:15:11,620 --> 01:15:13,840 But, uh, look. We were doing 1984 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:14,940 well a couple of years ago. 1985 01:15:15,140 --> 01:15:17,580 We had lads from America calling up saying 1986 01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:18,820 can you join our clan. 1987 01:15:19,720 --> 01:15:21,000 I said I could. 1988 01:15:21,300 --> 01:15:23,460 It didn't actually happen because when I 1989 01:15:23,460 --> 01:15:25,160 called them back there was no answer. 1990 01:15:25,860 --> 01:15:27,460 So I'm not sure whether or not that was a 1991 01:15:27,460 --> 01:15:29,540 piss take that they were trying to get us to admit to 1992 01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:30,000 on stream. 1993 01:15:30,580 --> 01:15:32,080 But it didn't work out because I didn't 1994 01:15:32,080 --> 01:15:32,600 admit it. 1995 01:15:33,420 --> 01:15:35,640 I just, uh, quietly kept that 1996 01:15:35,640 --> 01:15:36,380 one to myself. 1997 01:15:37,100 --> 01:15:38,600 And now we've 50 in the clip 1998 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:40,100 and a Barrett 50 cal. 1999 01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,540 It's not a Barrett, but it'll do the 2000 01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:42,980 fucking job that a Barrett will do. 2001 01:15:44,340 --> 01:15:46,020 And this is what we've got here. 2002 01:15:46,080 --> 01:15:46,240 Look. 2003 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:48,200 That's one in the chamber. 2004 01:15:48,700 --> 01:15:50,140 And that's one looking out for you. 2005 01:15:50,520 --> 01:15:51,840 And that's not gonna hit you. 2006 01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:52,680 But this one. 2007 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:57,500 Where'd he go? 2008 01:16:02,420 --> 01:16:03,540 Crack-a-toa. 2009 01:16:04,020 --> 01:16:05,660 He is well and truly cracked, 2010 01:16:05,840 --> 01:16:07,500 but not, he's still alive. 2011 01:16:07,640 --> 01:16:08,280 Not forgotten. 2012 01:16:10,180 --> 01:16:12,180 A big, big shout out and thank you there 2013 01:16:12,180 --> 01:16:14,300 to Vinegar Stroke 69. 2014 01:16:14,540 --> 01:16:16,960 There he said, may the luck of the Vinegar Stroke 2015 01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,620 be with you. 2016 01:16:18,040 --> 01:16:19,380 Let's get the W. 2017 01:16:20,020 --> 01:16:22,860 And I'm not sure if you mean win by W 2018 01:16:22,860 --> 01:16:25,220 or wank, considering your name. 2019 01:16:25,320 --> 01:16:26,720 But thanks very much, Vinegar Stroke. 2020 01:16:26,760 --> 01:16:28,200 We've got a Vinegar Stroker in here. 2021 01:16:28,800 --> 01:16:29,640 Let's see if we can 2022 01:16:29,640 --> 01:16:32,500 stoke up the flames of Vinegar. 2023 01:16:44,540 --> 01:16:44,940 Hello. 2024 01:16:47,440 --> 01:16:48,840 Wanna play games? 2025 01:16:48,840 --> 01:17:02,280 Turn out he does want to play games, 2026 01:17:02,420 --> 01:17:03,680 which is unfortunate for us. 2027 01:17:06,280 --> 01:17:10,120 And now we've got some experimental gas. 2028 01:17:15,560 --> 01:17:18,640 I wonder, is he still upstairs? 2029 01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,440 Oh, you got experimented on, man. 2030 01:17:25,160 --> 01:17:26,780 But there was no gas involved. 2031 01:17:26,880 --> 01:17:30,620 It was an experimental slot world scenario. 2032 01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,480 Thomas. 2033 01:17:32,480 --> 01:17:32,520 Thomas. 2034 01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,720 Pure experimental vibe, Stuart. 2035 01:17:36,220 --> 01:17:40,140 It was a very heavy accusation of bullet leveled at your man's cow. 2036 01:17:40,260 --> 01:17:43,820 And whether or not he's going to come back from that remains to be seen. 2037 01:17:43,940 --> 01:17:45,460 Probably drop back from the Gulag. 2038 01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:47,020 Maybe even stay here. 2039 01:17:47,360 --> 01:17:47,720 Maybe. 2040 01:17:48,340 --> 01:17:49,120 Just maybe. 2041 01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:52,000 Put a fucking slab of C4. 2042 01:17:53,480 --> 01:17:55,180 Very close to the wall here. 2043 01:17:57,180 --> 01:17:58,140 Maybe right there. 2044 01:17:59,700 --> 01:18:00,840 And maybe one of those. 2045 01:18:01,720 --> 01:18:02,760 That's what we like to see. 2046 01:18:03,820 --> 01:18:09,240 It's going to be a real explosive welcome for anyone who dares to come and have a look. 2047 01:18:10,340 --> 01:18:10,900 Great stuff. 2048 01:18:10,900 --> 01:18:11,140 Guys. 2049 01:18:11,600 --> 01:18:13,200 Loadout drop headed your way. 2050 01:18:17,900 --> 01:18:18,980 Oh, he came back. 2051 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,460 He came back and he won. 2052 01:18:23,220 --> 01:18:24,780 That was a real, um... 2053 01:18:24,780 --> 01:18:29,180 Arnold Schwarzenegger, uh... 2054 01:18:29,180 --> 01:18:29,780 Fuck you. 2055 01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:31,700 Fuck you. 2056 01:18:32,200 --> 01:18:33,620 McGax, thank you very much. 2057 01:18:33,660 --> 01:18:35,240 His name was Danzig as well. 2058 01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:37,800 Thorne's works. 2059 01:18:37,900 --> 01:18:38,740 Thank you very much. 2060 01:18:38,940 --> 01:18:40,240 I hope you're getting on well. 2061 01:18:40,480 --> 01:18:44,080 And, uh, McGax, you see, FaZe Clan is after you. 2062 01:18:44,120 --> 01:18:44,980 That's great news. 2063 01:18:46,320 --> 01:18:47,020 Fuck you. 2064 01:18:47,020 --> 01:18:51,740 So, he came back from the fucking gulag to do that. 2065 01:18:52,680 --> 01:18:53,540 Fair play to him. 2066 01:18:54,700 --> 01:18:55,860 He did exactly... 2067 01:18:55,860 --> 01:18:57,700 Exactly what I predicted he would do. 2068 01:18:57,780 --> 01:18:59,060 And I still got fucked up. 2069 01:19:05,660 --> 01:19:06,060 What? 2070 01:19:06,880 --> 01:19:07,660 All angles. 2071 01:19:08,220 --> 01:19:08,860 All angles. 2072 01:19:10,220 --> 01:19:11,140 Muttman Prophecies. 2073 01:19:11,240 --> 01:19:12,780 Thank you very much for your tip there. 2074 01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,400 Hope you're keeping well. 2075 01:19:14,520 --> 01:19:17,680 Tommy concerned about the unsealing of the full Epstein log. 2076 01:19:17,800 --> 01:19:23,940 Heard there was a lad bussing some VIPs around on little St. James for a bit. 2077 01:19:24,540 --> 01:19:25,700 Tom, sounds ominous. 2078 01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:35,420 Disgust and stuff to try and be insinuating that I was in any way, shape or form operating buses out on that island. 2079 01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:37,560 I wasn't. 2080 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:38,680 Not buses, plural. 2081 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:39,800 It was a minibus. 2082 01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:42,360 But I didn't know what was going on or why. 2083 01:19:42,860 --> 01:19:48,000 But I did ask questions when Bill Clinton got onto the bus. 2084 01:19:48,380 --> 01:19:51,580 And I said, aren't you the fucking fellow who used to run the world? 2085 01:19:52,200 --> 01:19:54,580 And he said, I am. 2086 01:19:55,020 --> 01:19:55,620 Who's Ashkin? 2087 01:19:55,980 --> 01:19:57,400 I said, how are you getting on? 2088 01:19:57,440 --> 01:19:58,180 My name is Thomas. 2089 01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:09,920 I'm doing a bit of fucking work out here for an unknown party who said they're going to lace my paw with nothing short of a lovely fat stack of dollars. 2090 01:20:10,660 --> 01:20:13,200 And he said, well, here's another hundred for you. 2091 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:18,320 If I can keep, if you can keep this quiet, there's another hundred at the end of the week. 2092 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,580 I said, I've only been hired for two days. 2093 01:20:21,160 --> 01:20:23,660 He said, well, that's a shame because I'm going to be here for a week. 2094 01:20:24,120 --> 01:20:25,060 I said, OK, what? 2095 01:20:25,180 --> 01:20:26,160 Do you know what's going on here? 2096 01:20:26,180 --> 01:20:27,840 Because I haven't been told any information. 2097 01:20:28,440 --> 01:20:32,220 He said, don't ask questions and everything will be fine. 2098 01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:33,820 I said, fair play to you. 2099 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:34,600 And well done. 2100 01:20:34,640 --> 01:20:35,800 I'm running the country that time. 2101 01:20:35,860 --> 01:20:37,080 It was a shame you got impeached. 2102 01:20:37,580 --> 01:20:38,540 He said, it doesn't matter. 2103 01:20:39,000 --> 01:20:40,260 I didn't get the sack. 2104 01:20:40,880 --> 01:20:42,420 I said, you did get the fucking sack. 2105 01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:43,900 You didn't get reelected. 2106 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:46,000 He said, how could I get reelected a second time? 2107 01:20:46,060 --> 01:20:46,940 It's not possible. 2108 01:20:47,060 --> 01:20:48,180 A third time, I beg your pardon. 2109 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:51,840 He said, look, the reality is out there. 2110 01:20:51,880 --> 01:20:53,120 You just have to make it yourself. 2111 01:20:54,120 --> 01:20:56,900 And he told me, look, I need to go now. 2112 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:58,280 Chat time over. 2113 01:20:58,440 --> 01:20:58,900 I'm off. 2114 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:00,780 And with that, he ran away. 2115 01:21:01,260 --> 01:21:08,320 And he was only wearing, he was wearing shoes, socks, a pair of fucking underpants and a shirt. 2116 01:21:08,320 --> 01:21:10,240 And he ran away. 2117 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:12,420 It's a crazy bit of business. 2118 01:21:14,380 --> 01:21:18,880 Almost as if he didn't want to be a part or seen or something like that. 2119 01:21:18,940 --> 01:21:25,560 But what remains to be seen, Tom, is whether or not you're going to be named in any sort of files. 2120 01:21:25,760 --> 01:21:28,300 I hope that's not the case because you don't want to. 2121 01:21:28,380 --> 01:21:31,980 That's not the kind of group you want to be associated with. 2122 01:21:33,340 --> 01:21:34,940 Look, I didn't know what was going on. 2123 01:21:34,980 --> 01:21:36,780 I just answered the ads in the dealer. 2124 01:21:37,700 --> 01:21:39,580 Which I thought was bizarre anyway. 2125 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:46,340 You know, that somebody out in the Caribbean wanted to hire someone from the complete other side of the world. 2126 01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:50,660 But look, it was done and it was done and it was dusted. 2127 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:52,360 And it was, look, it was a great bus. 2128 01:21:52,560 --> 01:21:54,180 It was a lovely Sotero. 2129 01:21:55,620 --> 01:21:56,380 Completely electric. 2130 01:21:57,160 --> 01:22:04,080 All I saw was just the rich and famous people. 2131 01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:12,960 I was busing from the helipad to a kind of a, what I thought at the time looked like an obelisk. 2132 01:22:13,120 --> 01:22:15,600 Some kind of worshipping obelisk. 2133 01:22:16,400 --> 01:22:20,940 And I said to Bill Gates, actually, who got onto the bus after Clinton. 2134 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,060 I dropped Clinton off. 2135 01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:24,520 Straight back down to the helipad. 2136 01:22:24,680 --> 01:22:28,900 And I picked up none other than Bill Gates, Adam Sandler. 2137 01:22:30,480 --> 01:22:31,840 Who else was involved? 2138 01:22:32,160 --> 01:22:35,260 Fucking, I can't remember. 2139 01:22:35,260 --> 01:22:39,700 I was shocked and appalled, to be honest, the amount of people that was there. 2140 01:22:40,440 --> 01:22:43,920 But George Bush, President Abraham Lincoln. 2141 01:22:44,420 --> 01:22:45,340 All the old presidents. 2142 01:22:45,620 --> 01:22:47,440 One of them that was reanimated came back. 2143 01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:50,080 Werner Herzog. 2144 01:22:51,260 --> 01:22:55,280 Who I said, you've got a great voice for the documentaries as well as a great eye for them. 2145 01:22:56,140 --> 01:22:57,440 And he said, just don't. 2146 01:22:57,520 --> 01:22:58,260 He said, sound. 2147 01:22:58,580 --> 01:23:00,560 Here's a DVD of some of my work. 2148 01:23:01,020 --> 01:23:02,760 Don't tell anybody I was here. 2149 01:23:03,340 --> 01:23:04,420 No problem, I said. 2150 01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:07,500 On steps fucking Tupac. 2151 01:23:07,800 --> 01:23:09,360 I said, I thought you were a hologram. 2152 01:23:10,040 --> 01:23:13,600 He said, that's just what we want you to believe. 2153 01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:16,900 I also said, I didn't think you were into this island crack. 2154 01:23:17,480 --> 01:23:18,880 He said, there's no crack I'm not into. 2155 01:23:19,400 --> 01:23:20,420 We left it at that. 2156 01:23:21,220 --> 01:23:24,860 Then, another crazy situation. 2157 01:23:25,860 --> 01:23:30,960 I mean, it can't get any more crazier than the real Tupac, who's not a hologram. 2158 01:23:31,080 --> 01:23:31,660 Bill Clinton. 2159 01:23:32,320 --> 01:23:34,320 Abraham Lincoln, for God's sake, Tom. 2160 01:23:34,720 --> 01:23:35,940 You're pulling the leg now. 2161 01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:37,600 I'm not. 2162 01:23:37,600 --> 01:23:41,280 None other than Charlie Hefferdin. 2163 01:23:41,660 --> 01:23:44,080 The bloody missing monkey who's gone missing from Wicklow. 2164 01:23:44,540 --> 01:23:46,440 He was on Epstein's island as well. 2165 01:23:46,960 --> 01:23:51,380 And a reporter made believe, and he told me not to tell anyone, but the chicken's out the coop. 2166 01:23:52,140 --> 01:23:53,820 The word is on the street. 2167 01:23:54,320 --> 01:24:02,080 And now I believe that with the imminent opening of the Epstein files, Charlie the monkey from Wicklow was about to be fucking stung. 2168 01:24:03,220 --> 01:24:06,100 And he decided to get, he's made a borscht for it. 2169 01:24:06,540 --> 01:24:07,980 And now he's out there in the wild. 2170 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,960 And it all tallies up because you've seen the articles. 2171 01:24:11,540 --> 01:24:16,080 They're all remarking about his, let's just say, sexual prowess. 2172 01:24:16,520 --> 01:24:18,780 And when I saw him at the time, he was in flagrante. 2173 01:24:19,900 --> 01:24:20,800 Well and truly. 2174 01:24:22,420 --> 01:24:24,220 Looking to tear up the island he was. 2175 01:24:24,280 --> 01:24:24,960 That's what he said. 2176 01:24:26,240 --> 01:24:26,640 Crazy. 2177 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:28,120 And he can talk, can he? 2178 01:24:28,680 --> 01:24:29,540 Oh, he can talk. 2179 01:24:30,300 --> 01:24:31,100 Oh, he can talk. 2180 01:24:31,180 --> 01:24:31,380 All right. 2181 01:24:31,560 --> 01:24:32,820 He was chatting away there. 2182 01:24:32,860 --> 01:24:35,500 He was chatting everybody on the bus and everything. 2183 01:24:35,500 --> 01:24:41,720 He was sharing fucking Snapchats with Donald Trump and the whole shebang. 2184 01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:42,640 It's a crazy bit of business. 2185 01:24:45,100 --> 01:24:47,380 Almost unbelievable in a mad way. 2186 01:24:48,200 --> 01:24:51,700 But it's not something I'm going to fucking disprove. 2187 01:24:51,860 --> 01:24:56,320 I'm not going to try and disparage your reputation by saying you are lying. 2188 01:24:56,940 --> 01:24:58,280 What I will say is thanks very much. 2189 01:24:58,400 --> 01:24:59,800 Thorns works for your tip there. 2190 01:24:59,900 --> 01:25:00,720 Thanks for the warzone. 2191 01:25:01,540 --> 01:25:03,960 You say, but then the drink got to incredible gameplay. 2192 01:25:03,960 --> 01:25:05,060 But then the drink got to him. 2193 01:25:05,140 --> 01:25:07,760 He said, McGaxx, thanks very much for the tip. 2194 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,060 Muttman prophecies. 2195 01:25:09,160 --> 01:25:09,640 Thank you very much. 2196 01:25:09,680 --> 01:25:10,740 Hope you're keeping well, Francis. 2197 01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:12,020 Is Tommy concerned? 2198 01:25:13,040 --> 01:25:14,280 Oh yeah, I answered the question. 2199 01:25:14,420 --> 01:25:16,140 So you are concerned about the Epstein lag. 2200 01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:20,220 I am and I haven't. 2201 01:25:20,340 --> 01:25:24,440 Because I was in no way, shape or form involved in any of his enterprises. 2202 01:25:24,760 --> 01:25:28,840 I was just a contractor who had to do bus work for a third party company. 2203 01:25:30,700 --> 01:25:31,780 And who was the company? 2204 01:25:34,260 --> 01:25:34,780 Schlagarin. 2205 01:25:34,780 --> 01:25:34,780 Schlagarin. 2206 01:25:39,340 --> 01:25:40,740 So that's your company, Tom? 2207 01:25:42,940 --> 01:25:45,420 It is, but it's limited liability. 2208 01:25:45,600 --> 01:25:47,580 It's nothing to do with me if I was on that island. 2209 01:25:47,580 --> 01:25:51,000 Well, look. 2210 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:51,600 There's... 2211 01:25:51,600 --> 01:25:52,760 There's... 2212 01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:53,600 I mean... 2213 01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:56,600 This wouldn't be the first time that you've been... 2214 01:25:57,600 --> 01:26:00,680 Caught working for the wrong boys, so to speak. 2215 01:26:02,680 --> 01:26:03,080 Look. 2216 01:26:03,800 --> 01:26:05,460 A mercenary is a mercenary. 2217 01:26:06,820 --> 01:26:07,780 Bills to be paid. 2218 01:26:08,580 --> 01:26:09,980 Food needs to be put on the table. 2219 01:26:11,560 --> 01:26:13,900 Somebody's got a bus they need driving. 2220 01:26:14,560 --> 01:26:15,460 I'm going to drive that. 2221 01:26:16,160 --> 01:26:19,440 But I'm definitely not going to be doing it as a sole trader. 2222 01:26:19,980 --> 01:26:21,120 It's going to be on someone... 2223 01:26:21,120 --> 01:26:22,720 It's going to be on another company's books. 2224 01:26:23,440 --> 01:26:24,340 Nothing to do with me. 2225 01:26:24,400 --> 01:26:25,060 We'll talk to you later. 2226 01:26:25,060 --> 01:26:25,780 It's still a problem. 2227 01:26:26,620 --> 01:26:26,940 Don't... 2228 01:26:26,940 --> 01:26:28,080 You're not going to leave us now, are you? 2229 01:26:28,860 --> 01:26:29,300 Oh no. 2230 01:26:30,260 --> 01:26:31,160 I'm not going to leave. 2231 01:26:31,280 --> 01:26:32,240 I'll be here forever. 2232 01:26:35,180 --> 01:26:35,720 Great stuff. 2233 01:26:35,800 --> 01:26:39,280 This is worse than the Al-Qaeda situation, says John Murphy. 2234 01:26:39,440 --> 01:26:40,320 This is... 2235 01:26:40,320 --> 01:26:43,480 Tommy could be on the ropes here, says Centurion. 2236 01:26:43,640 --> 01:26:44,860 Look, this is news to us. 2237 01:26:44,860 --> 01:26:47,860 And I'd like to distance myself from any of that sort of fucking... 2238 01:26:47,860 --> 01:26:51,860 That murky world of that absolute evil... 2239 01:26:53,440 --> 01:26:54,860 ...man... 2240 01:26:56,060 --> 01:26:58,060 ...who sadly... 2241 01:26:58,920 --> 01:27:00,840 ...got fucking Clinton'd. 2242 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:04,300 Got Abraham Clinton'd there before he was due to... 2243 01:27:04,300 --> 01:27:06,380 ...due to stand trial. 2244 01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:10,260 And hopefully there's going to be none of that sort of stuff happening to you, Tom. 2245 01:27:12,640 --> 01:27:15,640 I've lads on the lookout around me all I can on. 2246 01:27:15,820 --> 01:27:20,100 Obviously, my biggest worry was that when Biden was over... 2247 01:27:20,100 --> 01:27:22,840 ...that Himalaya Joe himself... 2248 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,640 ...was going to have... 2249 01:27:24,640 --> 01:27:29,300 ...his CIA and his spec ops guys fucking try and get a hold of me. 2250 01:27:29,380 --> 01:27:29,640 But... 2251 01:27:30,640 --> 01:27:31,620 ...it didn't happen. 2252 01:27:31,720 --> 01:27:32,500 Didn't work out for him. 2253 01:27:32,560 --> 01:27:36,080 I kept the feelers out there and made sure that nothing like that was going to go down. 2254 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:46,180 Can Tom confirm if it was a Mossad honeypot job, asks C.G. Chambers. 2255 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:47,740 C.G. Chamberson. 2256 01:27:49,740 --> 01:27:55,680 I can't really know fully whether or not... 2257 01:27:56,460 --> 01:27:57,920 ...the whole Epstein... 2258 01:27:57,920 --> 01:27:59,420 ...tobacle... 2259 01:27:59,420 --> 01:28:00,260 ...was... 2260 01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:01,460 ...some kind of operation... 2261 01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:04,460 ...by those... 2262 01:28:05,140 --> 01:28:07,520 ...intelligence groups. 2263 01:28:07,680 --> 01:28:09,460 All I can say is that... 2264 01:28:10,340 --> 01:28:12,780 ...it doesn't look good for the people that are involved in it. 2265 01:28:12,860 --> 01:28:14,340 And I'm glad that I wasn't involved. 2266 01:28:15,180 --> 01:28:16,360 You know, there were people... 2267 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,440 ...it wasn't just me that was doing jobs. 2268 01:28:18,600 --> 01:28:20,460 You know, there were people like cleaning and doing hoovering... 2269 01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:22,100 ...and cutting the grass. 2270 01:28:22,180 --> 01:28:23,740 Like, they had no idea of what was going on. 2271 01:28:23,740 --> 01:28:24,860 Moondust is still a problem. 2272 01:28:26,540 --> 01:28:26,840 Moondust... 2273 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:29,360 Let's get back into the fold... 2274 01:28:29,360 --> 01:28:31,240 ...the manifold here of... 2275 01:28:31,240 --> 01:28:33,080 ...of this... 2276 01:28:33,080 --> 01:28:34,000 ...Warzone... 2277 01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:34,740 ...loadout... 2278 01:28:35,520 --> 01:28:36,420 ...situation. 2279 01:28:37,100 --> 01:28:37,740 It's been a particularly... 2280 01:28:38,600 --> 01:28:41,740 ...unfortunate sequence of games so far... 2281 01:28:41,740 --> 01:28:44,740 ...which haven't yielded much in the way of... 2282 01:28:44,740 --> 01:28:46,740 ...beautiful... 2283 01:28:46,740 --> 01:28:47,620 ...death. 2284 01:28:48,580 --> 01:28:51,680 ...but there have been a couple of funny interactions... 2285 01:28:51,680 --> 01:28:53,500 ...on the chat. 2286 01:28:53,880 --> 01:28:55,420 Chategorically speaking, it's been good. 2287 01:28:55,660 --> 01:28:56,580 Let's have a little look here. 2288 01:28:56,620 --> 01:28:59,040 There's a guy down in the shed downstairs over there. 2289 01:28:59,140 --> 01:28:59,660 I've seen him. 2290 01:28:59,800 --> 01:29:01,380 He knows that I'm flying around the place. 2291 01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:02,100 Floating around. 2292 01:29:02,540 --> 01:29:03,900 Just gonna make sure I pick up... 2293 01:29:03,900 --> 01:29:04,760 ...decent weapon here. 2294 01:29:05,620 --> 01:29:08,680 And now it's time to maybe get on top of a fucking building... 2295 01:29:08,680 --> 01:29:09,920 ...and level accusations of... 2296 01:29:09,920 --> 01:29:11,960 ...high velocity round... 2297 01:29:11,960 --> 01:29:12,580 ...at this... 2298 01:29:12,580 --> 01:29:13,760 ...aigit here. 2299 01:29:15,880 --> 01:29:16,680 He's coming for me. 2300 01:29:16,680 --> 01:29:22,780 ...requesting ordnance. 2301 01:29:23,060 --> 01:29:24,000 Position marked. 2302 01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:25,280 Copy your mark. 2303 01:29:25,520 --> 01:29:26,480 Worth a strike inbound. 2304 01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,160 No effect on target. 2305 01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:53,920 Just don't know where this guy has gone. 2306 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:54,780 Don't know where he is. 2307 01:29:55,460 --> 01:29:56,320 Oh, he's over there. 2308 01:29:56,400 --> 01:29:56,640 Right. 2309 01:29:56,820 --> 01:29:57,240 We see. 2310 01:29:57,360 --> 01:29:58,040 We see ya. 2311 01:29:58,520 --> 01:29:59,360 We see ya. 2312 01:30:00,140 --> 01:30:00,880 Doing your running. 2313 01:30:02,300 --> 01:30:03,700 Probably trying to get away. 2314 01:30:05,280 --> 01:30:06,240 But we'll wait. 2315 01:30:06,540 --> 01:30:07,780 Because we're patient like that. 2316 01:30:07,780 --> 01:30:22,960 Great stuff. 2317 01:30:23,000 --> 01:30:23,660 He's engaged. 2318 01:30:34,660 --> 01:30:35,920 Cunts are engaged. 2319 01:30:48,220 --> 01:30:49,020 Hey! 2320 01:30:50,020 --> 01:30:51,420 Well and truly. 2321 01:30:52,760 --> 01:30:55,280 A lovely slice of bacon... 2322 01:30:55,280 --> 01:30:56,480 ...on that sandwich. 2323 01:30:57,440 --> 01:30:58,680 We've managed to... 2324 01:30:58,680 --> 01:31:00,660 ...get ourselves a striker there... 2325 01:31:00,660 --> 01:31:02,720 ...with a lovely 50-60 clip in it. 2326 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,820 And then we're gonna keep this gun... 2327 01:31:05,820 --> 01:31:06,600 ...because it's nasty. 2328 01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:07,640 Someone's... 2329 01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:08,060 ...someone's... 2330 01:31:08,060 --> 01:31:08,760 ...someone's dropping in. 2331 01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:09,440 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2332 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:10,120 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2333 01:31:10,120 --> 01:31:10,520 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2334 01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:11,160 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2335 01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:11,620 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2336 01:31:11,620 --> 01:31:12,320 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2337 01:31:12,320 --> 01:31:13,120 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2338 01:31:13,120 --> 01:31:13,620 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2339 01:31:13,620 --> 01:31:14,120 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2340 01:31:14,120 --> 01:31:19,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2341 01:31:19,420 --> 01:31:20,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2342 01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:20,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2343 01:31:20,420 --> 01:31:21,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2344 01:31:21,420 --> 01:31:22,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2345 01:31:22,420 --> 01:31:23,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2346 01:31:23,420 --> 01:31:24,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2347 01:31:24,420 --> 01:31:25,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2348 01:31:25,420 --> 01:31:26,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2349 01:31:26,420 --> 01:31:27,420 ...and then we're gonna keep this gun... 2350 01:31:27,420 --> 01:31:29,720 ...down by the polytunnels... 2351 01:31:29,720 --> 01:31:31,720 ...that's where he likes to play... 2352 01:31:31,720 --> 01:31:32,720 ...I'm gonna lure him into my trap... 2353 01:31:32,720 --> 01:31:35,720 ...that I slid down here... 2354 01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:37,720 ...sanded sled... 2355 01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,720 ...and then... 2356 01:31:39,720 --> 01:31:41,720 ...an absolutely gorgeous... 2357 01:31:41,720 --> 01:31:43,720 ...suppression mine there... 2358 01:31:43,720 --> 01:31:44,720 ...downstairs... 2359 01:31:44,720 --> 01:31:45,720 ...maybe close that door... 2360 01:31:45,720 --> 01:32:12,020 ...how are you alive? 2361 01:32:12,020 --> 01:32:13,020 How are you alive? 2362 01:32:13,020 --> 01:32:14,020 How are you alive? 2363 01:32:14,020 --> 01:32:15,020 How are you alive? 2364 01:32:15,020 --> 01:32:18,520 Well done, Lewis! 2365 01:32:18,520 --> 01:32:19,520 Well done, Lewis! 2366 01:32:19,520 --> 01:32:20,520 See you... 2367 01:32:20,520 --> 01:32:22,520 See you next year, Lewis! 2368 01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,520 Maybe not even next year! 2369 01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,520 Gas is closing in! 2370 01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:27,520 Relocating the safe zone! 2371 01:32:37,520 --> 01:32:40,020 Lewis got absolutely done in the... 2372 01:32:40,020 --> 01:32:41,520 ...absolutely Hamiltoned! 2373 01:32:41,520 --> 01:32:44,320 It really was Hamilton the musical... 2374 01:32:44,320 --> 01:32:45,820 ...featuring Lewis... 2375 01:32:45,820 --> 01:32:46,820 ...lewis Hamilton! 2376 01:32:47,820 --> 01:32:48,820 Great stuff! 2377 01:32:49,820 --> 01:32:51,820 Well, at least I'm laughing anyway! 2378 01:32:51,820 --> 01:32:55,320 I am laughing as well, Tom! 2379 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:56,320 With everything they say, I believe... 2380 01:32:56,320 --> 01:33:01,320 ...that you are great at making me laugh there! 2381 01:33:01,320 --> 01:33:05,320 Now we've got a situation that's just beginning to develop... 2382 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:06,320 ...over here at the loadout! 2383 01:33:06,320 --> 01:33:08,320 But I tell you what I'm interested in doing! 2384 01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:09,820 ...and that's... 2385 01:33:09,820 --> 01:33:12,820 ...and that's staying on top of this thing here! 2386 01:33:12,820 --> 01:33:13,820 If I can get... 2387 01:33:13,820 --> 01:33:14,820 ...nah, fuck that up! 2388 01:33:14,820 --> 01:33:15,320 ...and... 2389 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:16,320 ...and... 2390 01:33:16,320 --> 01:33:17,320 ...and... 2391 01:33:17,320 --> 01:33:19,320 ...killing the loadout... 2392 01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:20,320 ...when someone gets down there! 2393 01:33:20,320 --> 01:33:23,320 I can see someone landing in just as we speak! 2394 01:33:23,320 --> 01:33:28,180 You're losing ground, move it! 2395 01:33:28,180 --> 01:33:35,120 Someone's just after landing down maybe in the middle distance maybe. 2396 01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:40,720 This is a dangerous area here, this is definitely not business as usual. 2397 01:33:40,720 --> 01:33:59,260 GFK job! 2398 01:33:59,260 --> 01:34:10,640 Can't see anything as of yet. There's nothing too suspect which gives us a fully fledged 2399 01:34:10,640 --> 01:34:23,640 clear pathway in order to go and retrieve loadout at pace. And again we're gonna end up with a couple of weapons that aren't particularly strong. 2400 01:34:23,640 --> 01:34:37,640 But we're ranking them up. I must remember to go into the... to go into our weapons armory cache in betwixt the game and throw on a couple of nice attachments to this. We should have something at least. 2401 01:34:37,640 --> 01:34:39,640 Got for this in the last while. 2402 01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:50,640 You have nearly 6000 in the... in the tank that could really bode well for you. 2403 01:34:50,640 --> 01:34:59,640 At a nearby buying station if you can find something. A car would be great. Some action down there possibly if you're feeling it. Are you feeling it? 2404 01:34:59,640 --> 01:35:03,640 I'm feeling it, Tam. Let's go in. Riveter mode. 2405 01:35:03,640 --> 01:35:30,640 Oh what? I'm shit! Sorry about that. And that was the man... I think that was the fella who got me the last time as well. I'm so fucking shit sometimes and it breaks my heart. And then there's other times I'm really fucking class. It just doesn't seem to be the latter at the moment and more of the former, Tam. 2406 01:35:30,640 --> 01:35:41,640 The former, Tam. The former, Tam. Yeah. Look, you were fucking rubbish. You need to make sure you've got the shot on before you start firing. Before you step out. 2407 01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:53,640 You missed me! 2408 01:35:53,640 --> 01:35:54,640 Missed me! 2409 01:35:54,640 --> 01:35:55,640 You missed me! 2410 01:35:55,640 --> 01:35:56,640 You... 2411 01:35:56,640 --> 01:36:12,640 You see what I mean, right? He had a petrol bomb on him, yet he still managed to fucking nearly kill me. It's just... something not right at all, you know? And then the other day when I managed to reach the apex of my playing skill... 2412 01:36:12,640 --> 01:36:35,640 ...which is to say two games in a row where I was absolutely tearing up the fucking map. Just steamrolling lads. It just felt like I was butter. I was so smooth. Everything was just working out for me. And then other days you get on and you're like, "What the fuck is going on?" You know? Where did... How did this happen and when did it happen? 2413 01:36:35,640 --> 01:36:57,820 It's the age-old situation scenario. Now, look at this cargo dropping a car over there. You've already got enough for radar. Could be dangerous actually on top of that hilltop. But the longer you're in the air, the more likely it is you're gonna get sniped so make a decision. 2414 01:37:02,340 --> 01:37:25,540 I think I'm just gonna stay in this fucking thing here. We've got a lock, got a shotgun and an MP5. Not what I want. I think the striker is the MP5, I'm not sure. 2415 01:37:29,040 --> 01:37:33,840 What? 2416 01:37:33,840 --> 01:37:35,940 The enemy took that one, but we'll get him back. 2417 01:37:41,780 --> 01:37:45,620 I don't know what I'm doing wrong. I really don't know what I'm doing wrong, Tom. 2418 01:37:45,620 --> 01:37:59,140 He just... I don't know. He heard you. You did the drop. That was nice you did the drop. But when you do the drop, he's gonna hear you doing the drop. You should have had the shotgun out. 2419 01:38:00,080 --> 01:38:02,840 Do you know? He heard you drop. You need the sneakers. 2420 01:38:04,420 --> 01:38:09,220 Moondust. It's a crazy bit of business. Get back to the, the, uh... 2421 01:38:09,220 --> 01:38:17,060 Your weapons cache there and start souping up the weapons that you've got. Because if you get them and you've, you've, you've got a fucking shite loadout, it's a waste of time. 2422 01:38:17,060 --> 01:38:21,780 Moondust. It's a waste of time. Whether or not you're able to even update that loadout that you have. 2423 01:38:22,740 --> 01:38:23,540 Moondust. 2424 01:38:24,260 --> 01:38:29,140 Yeti harder. Now, gunsmith that. Anything to be put on it at all. Nothing. 2425 01:38:29,140 --> 01:38:29,920 Moondust is still a problem. 2426 01:38:30,920 --> 01:38:32,560 And nothing on that riveter either. 2427 01:38:34,360 --> 01:38:34,920 Moondust. 2428 01:38:35,480 --> 01:38:36,180 Real grip. 2429 01:38:37,140 --> 01:38:37,780 Moondust. 2430 01:38:38,040 --> 01:38:39,220 That's gonna change the game. 2431 01:38:40,120 --> 01:38:40,640 Moondust. 2432 01:38:42,580 --> 01:38:48,300 Good news. I think we're about to change the game here because something has just cropped up. 2433 01:38:48,360 --> 01:38:53,620 I'm not going to put, I'm not going to hype it up too much, but we've got a brand new grip on the riveter. 2434 01:38:56,820 --> 01:39:07,020 And I think that's gonna be the difference between what we just witnessed and an absolutely, ball-bustingly, swashbuckling affair. 2435 01:39:08,520 --> 01:39:09,660 Total game changer. 2436 01:39:10,660 --> 01:39:12,240 If I do say so myself. 2437 01:39:12,240 --> 01:39:18,740 Let's have a little check-in with Spycraft there. 2438 01:39:19,260 --> 01:39:22,760 Our beautiful 1996 game. 2439 01:39:25,080 --> 01:39:27,820 CIA-based adult visual novel. 2440 01:39:28,160 --> 01:39:31,460 Not in that way. Not in a fucking XXX kind of way. 2441 01:39:31,540 --> 01:39:33,760 But more of a kind of adult themes. 2442 01:39:34,240 --> 01:39:38,400 Death, assassinations, and well-scripted, acted cutscenes. 2443 01:39:39,440 --> 01:39:40,780 I might want to skip on here. 2444 01:39:41,800 --> 01:39:43,500 To a cutscene if we can get it. 2445 01:39:49,500 --> 01:39:50,260 What is this now? 2446 01:39:50,260 --> 01:39:51,140 Moon dust. 2447 01:39:53,320 --> 01:39:54,720 Moon dust is still a problem. 2448 01:39:56,180 --> 01:39:56,860 Moon dust. 2449 01:39:59,240 --> 01:39:59,720 Moon dust. 2450 01:40:02,020 --> 01:40:02,580 Moon dust. 2451 01:40:04,740 --> 01:40:08,660 He did the job you never get commendations for, if you catch my meaning. 2452 01:40:09,800 --> 01:40:12,740 Harmonica's one of the few who could have made that hit on Jeffreys. 2453 01:40:13,080 --> 01:40:13,920 You better watch your class. 2454 01:40:15,020 --> 01:40:16,140 Jeffreys is after you. 2455 01:40:17,860 --> 01:40:18,700 Hey, Thorne. 2456 01:40:19,260 --> 01:40:20,400 I'm on my way out. 2457 01:40:20,800 --> 01:40:22,420 Need to brush up on my skills at the farm. 2458 01:40:22,860 --> 01:40:25,320 But I just wanted to say, excellent job on the cat. 2459 01:40:26,100 --> 01:40:28,540 I zap the Harmonica stuff to Parker, Asai, and Lang. 2460 01:40:28,920 --> 01:40:29,180 Wow. 2461 01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,040 I don't want to keep them busy. 2462 01:40:30,580 --> 01:40:31,800 Unless you find him first. 2463 01:40:32,600 --> 01:40:34,200 Of course, there's something else on your docket. 2464 01:40:35,040 --> 01:40:37,960 Max Foster, who runs our Moscow station, just called me. 2465 01:40:38,420 --> 01:40:41,040 More exposition here. 2466 01:40:41,100 --> 01:40:42,560 The assassination scene was what? 2467 01:40:43,280 --> 01:40:45,640 They can't even find the bullet that killed Dubanski. 2468 01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:46,840 Dubanski? 2469 01:40:46,840 --> 01:40:48,600 Many Harmonica used a stealth projectile. 2470 01:40:48,880 --> 01:40:50,080 One that doesn't leave a trace. 2471 01:40:51,020 --> 01:40:53,520 Also, not one witness reported hearing a shot. 2472 01:40:54,220 --> 01:40:56,280 Even people in Dealey Plaza heard shots. 2473 01:40:57,360 --> 01:40:59,580 Warhurst had me open a compartment called Pinpoint. 2474 01:41:00,220 --> 01:41:01,920 It's all about stealth projectiles. 2475 01:41:02,180 --> 01:41:03,700 And it's on the workstation in your office. 2476 01:41:04,060 --> 01:41:07,360 Use the IA to figure out what kind of bullet was involved. 2477 01:41:07,880 --> 01:41:09,900 Then we'll know which weapon Harmonica used. 2478 01:41:11,060 --> 01:41:11,500 Harmonica. 2479 01:41:11,920 --> 01:41:12,980 That's the assassin. 2480 01:41:13,720 --> 01:41:15,100 It's a pretty in-depth game. 2481 01:41:15,140 --> 01:41:17,360 We're really getting into the nuts and bolts of this now. 2482 01:41:17,760 --> 01:41:19,060 I'm glad I don't have to play it. 2483 01:41:19,120 --> 01:41:19,820 I just have the... 2484 01:41:19,820 --> 01:41:23,820 I just have the luxury of... 2485 01:41:23,820 --> 01:41:24,980 Clearance confirmed. 2486 01:41:25,520 --> 01:41:26,540 Of watching it through. 2487 01:41:26,540 --> 01:41:28,960 Pinpoint accessed by Case Officer Thorne. 2488 01:41:33,800 --> 01:41:34,600 And there, look. 2489 01:41:34,660 --> 01:41:35,700 We've got a shotgun shell. 2490 01:41:35,760 --> 01:41:37,280 That's what we're dealing with in the Riveter. 2491 01:41:38,320 --> 01:41:39,360 And you can see what it's... 2492 01:41:39,360 --> 01:41:41,620 It's got a primer, the casing, the powder. 2493 01:41:42,340 --> 01:41:43,840 Number four is the wad. 2494 01:41:44,920 --> 01:41:47,900 And then you've got your shot behind the wad. 2495 01:41:49,020 --> 01:41:52,040 And six is the shell itself as well. 2496 01:41:52,500 --> 01:41:53,320 Didn't know that. 2497 01:41:53,560 --> 01:41:55,440 So science and technology, it's... 2498 01:41:55,440 --> 01:41:58,480 It was a game that had a lot of depth to it. 2499 01:41:58,520 --> 01:42:00,060 And you could go into all these other... 2500 01:42:00,060 --> 01:42:01,020 You could see it was a... 2501 01:42:01,020 --> 01:42:05,320 It was prefacing the internet in the way that it had multiple avenues. 2502 01:42:05,320 --> 01:42:07,320 You could go down like a Wikipedia-esque... 2503 01:42:08,520 --> 01:42:09,320 Labyrinth of information. 2504 01:42:10,020 --> 01:42:11,420 Except it wasn't a labyrinth. 2505 01:42:11,480 --> 01:42:12,320 It was more of a fucking... 2506 01:42:13,480 --> 01:42:15,840 Kind of a mini maze escape room. 2507 01:42:17,120 --> 01:42:20,320 Because there's no way you'd be able to get all the information that you have... 2508 01:42:21,320 --> 01:42:23,100 That you have on Wikipedia. 2509 01:42:23,360 --> 01:42:26,100 Now, let's get back to this. 2510 01:42:26,100 --> 01:42:40,660 I think if we just strip it down here and go back to bare bones minimum... 2511 01:42:42,040 --> 01:42:43,660 We stop trying... 2512 01:42:46,360 --> 01:42:47,840 To do the hard stuff. 2513 01:42:49,560 --> 01:42:50,620 And we just... 2514 01:42:50,620 --> 01:42:51,760 We do the simple stuff. 2515 01:42:51,940 --> 01:42:53,440 And we do it well. 2516 01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:54,040 Do you know? 2517 01:42:54,040 --> 01:42:58,580 That's what I've been saying to you all along. 2518 01:42:58,660 --> 01:43:00,180 You know, I think there's been a little bit too much... 2519 01:43:01,100 --> 01:43:01,720 Cockiness. 2520 01:43:01,960 --> 01:43:03,900 Too much cocksure sort of... 2521 01:43:03,900 --> 01:43:05,540 Attitude going in. 2522 01:43:05,580 --> 01:43:07,560 Bit of an attitude problem, really. 2523 01:43:08,260 --> 01:43:10,480 Right now, you need to lose the attitude. 2524 01:43:11,200 --> 01:43:12,180 And really... 2525 01:43:12,700 --> 01:43:14,500 Start to approach it with... 2526 01:43:14,500 --> 01:43:15,400 A level head. 2527 01:43:17,740 --> 01:43:19,120 And a kind mind. 2528 01:43:19,200 --> 01:43:20,200 Maybe not a kind mind. 2529 01:43:20,400 --> 01:43:21,820 When you meet the people in the game. 2530 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:25,000 You want to go out there with full-on aggression. 2531 01:43:25,900 --> 01:43:26,640 And contempt. 2532 01:43:27,380 --> 01:43:28,900 But until that happens... 2533 01:43:28,900 --> 01:43:30,360 Just be kind and be nice. 2534 01:43:31,480 --> 01:43:32,180 And fast. 2535 01:43:33,220 --> 01:43:34,560 You can't beat a bit of speed. 2536 01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:36,900 And that's what's going on right here, right now. 2537 01:43:36,980 --> 01:43:37,440 It's a... 2538 01:43:37,440 --> 01:43:39,540 It's a lovely, lovely, lovely situation. 2539 01:43:39,720 --> 01:43:41,420 It's got the most plates inside. 2540 01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:43,260 His vest. 2541 01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,260 His stab vest. 2542 01:43:44,360 --> 01:43:45,580 You've got that MTZ. 2543 01:43:45,680 --> 01:43:47,160 Which is the gun that you've got in your loadout. 2544 01:43:47,200 --> 01:43:47,820 That's fine. 2545 01:43:48,520 --> 01:43:49,680 Just go and get some more money. 2546 01:43:50,060 --> 01:43:50,860 Get that striker. 2547 01:43:51,320 --> 01:43:51,800 That's it. 2548 01:43:52,840 --> 01:43:53,320 That's it. 2549 01:43:53,400 --> 01:43:54,120 You're making... 2550 01:43:54,120 --> 01:43:55,480 Making absolute... 2551 01:43:55,480 --> 01:43:57,460 You make shite of them now with all that stuff. 2552 01:43:57,540 --> 01:43:58,640 And you've got some lovely stuff. 2553 01:43:59,400 --> 01:44:00,920 Find another box of money. 2554 01:44:01,000 --> 01:44:02,300 There must be a box of money somewhere. 2555 01:44:02,420 --> 01:44:03,500 I can hear the box. 2556 01:44:04,620 --> 01:44:05,460 I can hear the box. 2557 01:44:05,560 --> 01:44:06,260 Noise of the box. 2558 01:44:06,360 --> 01:44:07,400 It's a loud... 2559 01:44:07,400 --> 01:44:08,320 Box. 2560 01:44:08,460 --> 01:44:10,320 And you need to really find it and open it up. 2561 01:44:10,380 --> 01:44:11,780 Because it's not going to open itself. 2562 01:44:12,280 --> 01:44:13,200 Maybe it's on the rooftop. 2563 01:44:13,200 --> 01:44:22,660 There you are. 2564 01:44:25,660 --> 01:44:27,240 There we are indeed. 2565 01:44:27,460 --> 01:44:29,380 And we'll put that durable gas mask there. 2566 01:44:29,500 --> 01:44:30,140 And then we'll... 2567 01:44:30,140 --> 01:44:33,600 Stow away that suppression mine. 2568 01:44:34,800 --> 01:44:36,160 Couple of... 2569 01:44:36,160 --> 01:44:37,400 High caliber rounds. 2570 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,820 Medium caliber rounds. 2571 01:44:39,440 --> 01:44:40,760 Another plate. 2572 01:44:42,960 --> 01:44:45,760 I'm going to be eating our dinner off those plates soon enough. 2573 01:44:48,320 --> 01:44:49,360 Plates of death. 2574 01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,000 Plates of destruction. 2575 01:44:55,320 --> 01:44:57,960 A lovely sideboard of cheese. 2576 01:44:59,820 --> 01:45:01,140 Ham on rye. 2577 01:45:05,340 --> 01:45:10,760 And that's another fucking fully automated, semi-automated piece of weaponry. 2578 01:45:11,240 --> 01:45:12,020 50 clipper. 2579 01:45:23,700 --> 01:45:28,040 We're well and truly laden down with some beautiful stuff right now. 2580 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:34,120 Might just buy a primary loadout gun just to take the edge off things. 2581 01:45:34,260 --> 01:45:35,980 Maybe even a sniper rifle. 2582 01:45:36,120 --> 01:45:37,720 Get a little bit tricky with the sniper. 2583 01:45:39,820 --> 01:45:40,880 It's about time. 2584 01:45:41,840 --> 01:45:45,100 It's about time I delivered some impressive sniper work. 2585 01:45:45,380 --> 01:45:46,580 And it's time to happen. 2586 01:45:46,780 --> 01:45:47,740 At that time is now. 2587 01:45:47,920 --> 01:45:49,700 In honor of Varnie Teabag. 2588 01:45:49,780 --> 01:45:52,340 Thank you very much for the tip there. 2589 01:45:52,340 --> 01:45:56,160 Let's get these creeps. 2590 01:45:58,660 --> 01:45:59,500 Tall buildings. 2591 01:45:59,820 --> 01:46:00,780 Tall shapes festival. 2592 01:46:01,140 --> 01:46:02,020 Right up the top. 2593 01:46:03,480 --> 01:46:04,660 Fucking, uh... 2594 01:46:04,660 --> 01:46:05,960 Couple of gulag boxes. 2595 01:46:06,120 --> 01:46:07,120 Gulag entry kits. 2596 01:46:07,600 --> 01:46:08,300 Whatever that means. 2597 01:46:08,360 --> 01:46:09,280 Is it a double gulag? 2598 01:46:09,320 --> 01:46:10,000 I'm not sure it's... 2599 01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:10,860 It's good anyways. 2600 01:46:10,860 --> 01:46:10,980 Anyways. 2601 01:46:17,620 --> 01:46:19,860 It's time to light these cats up. 2602 01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,440 Get yourself to a nice place. 2603 01:46:22,380 --> 01:46:24,720 Maybe have a chocolate when you get to the top of the roof. 2604 01:46:26,640 --> 01:46:28,180 See how far you can take this. 2605 01:46:32,960 --> 01:46:35,720 See how we're gonna face facts here. 2606 01:46:35,900 --> 01:46:36,040 Look. 2607 01:46:36,100 --> 01:46:37,380 You gotta loadout drop inbound. 2608 01:46:37,780 --> 01:46:38,900 So someone will go for that. 2609 01:46:39,000 --> 01:46:41,700 I'm quite fancy in leveling accusations of bullets. 2610 01:46:41,880 --> 01:46:44,680 Any loadout regaritor who goes down there. 2611 01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,240 With my superb... 2612 01:46:49,240 --> 01:46:52,220 Superb sniper rifle. 2613 01:46:52,280 --> 01:46:53,280 And I'm at... 2614 01:46:53,280 --> 01:46:54,720 I'm at a lovely point. 2615 01:46:55,320 --> 01:46:57,120 Here where nobody can get me. 2616 01:46:58,360 --> 01:46:59,100 Tell you what. 2617 01:46:59,880 --> 01:47:00,780 Tell you what I will do. 2618 01:47:01,600 --> 01:47:02,540 Is a bit of this. 2619 01:47:05,820 --> 01:47:08,240 I just need to keep the fucking eyes peeled here. 2620 01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:09,960 So that's where the loadout is, is it? 2621 01:47:10,180 --> 01:47:10,540 Right. 2622 01:47:22,540 --> 01:47:26,060 It'd be very interesting now to see someone down there. 2623 01:47:26,440 --> 01:47:27,400 Take them apart. 2624 01:47:30,260 --> 01:47:31,900 Zero body bags yet, Tom. 2625 01:47:34,280 --> 01:47:35,900 Zero body bags as of yet. 2626 01:47:35,960 --> 01:47:37,140 But don't worry about them. 2627 01:47:37,400 --> 01:47:38,480 They'll take care of themselves. 2628 01:47:38,700 --> 01:47:40,240 You just need to start to... 2629 01:47:40,240 --> 01:47:40,820 Let the... 2630 01:47:40,820 --> 01:47:42,500 Let the power flow through you. 2631 01:47:45,140 --> 01:47:47,320 It might be worth your while getting off to... 2632 01:47:47,320 --> 01:47:47,960 Gas is moving. 2633 01:47:47,960 --> 01:47:49,620 ...off to the big tall building over there. 2634 01:47:49,620 --> 01:47:54,580 Let's swing her around here. 2635 01:48:00,540 --> 01:48:03,440 And again, we'll level accusations of minery. 2636 01:48:04,500 --> 01:48:05,460 Suppression style. 2637 01:48:05,700 --> 01:48:06,480 Right there. 2638 01:48:06,560 --> 01:48:07,320 That'll hurt someone. 2639 01:48:13,020 --> 01:48:14,960 Check out the fraser cranes. 2640 01:48:15,100 --> 01:48:16,120 Nothing doing there. 2641 01:48:16,120 --> 01:48:16,220 There. 2642 01:48:16,220 --> 01:48:21,780 It's just one of those days. 2643 01:48:22,940 --> 01:48:24,760 It's just one of those days. 2644 01:48:26,440 --> 01:48:27,400 It's nice though. 2645 01:48:27,880 --> 01:48:28,740 I'm feeling this. 2646 01:48:29,120 --> 01:48:30,980 Even though zero on the death toll. 2647 01:48:31,600 --> 01:48:34,220 And now somebody has decided to get involved. 2648 01:48:34,340 --> 01:48:34,840 Let's... 2649 01:48:34,840 --> 01:48:36,160 Let's take it to them. 2650 01:48:37,100 --> 01:48:37,800 I think I got... 2651 01:48:37,800 --> 01:48:38,960 I heard a bullet there. 2652 01:48:39,080 --> 01:48:39,880 I can't... 2653 01:48:39,880 --> 01:48:41,600 Be a hundo on that. 2654 01:48:41,660 --> 01:48:42,880 But I think I heard a bullet... 2655 01:48:43,600 --> 01:48:44,520 Whizz past my head. 2656 01:48:55,360 --> 01:48:55,760 Okay. 2657 01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:56,540 That sounds nice. 2658 01:48:57,000 --> 01:48:58,260 That sounds really nice. 2659 01:48:58,540 --> 01:49:00,620 Sounds like something we could take advantage of. 2660 01:49:06,620 --> 01:49:33,680 Not great. 2661 01:49:33,680 --> 01:49:35,040 It's not going great just yet. 2662 01:49:35,080 --> 01:49:36,420 But it's going to get better when we... 2663 01:49:36,420 --> 01:49:37,820 When we learn how to use it. 2664 01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:40,220 I mean, obviously it's the first time I'm sniping. 2665 01:49:40,440 --> 01:49:41,400 For a long time. 2666 01:49:42,300 --> 01:49:43,180 Even though I tell a lie. 2667 01:49:43,400 --> 01:49:43,580 I... 2668 01:49:43,580 --> 01:49:43,900 I... 2669 01:49:43,900 --> 01:49:45,740 Cracked a beautiful skull there. 2670 01:49:45,800 --> 01:49:46,760 In the first game of... 2671 01:49:46,760 --> 01:49:47,660 Today's session. 2672 01:49:51,500 --> 01:49:54,000 Hopefully that cat hasn't gone up to the next building over. 2673 01:49:54,860 --> 01:49:57,220 Because if that's the case... 2674 01:49:57,220 --> 01:49:57,400 No. 2675 01:49:57,460 --> 01:49:59,040 The suppression mine didn't trigger. 2676 01:49:59,160 --> 01:50:00,480 So definitely nobody up here. 2677 01:50:00,940 --> 01:50:01,780 I don't think. 2678 01:50:02,440 --> 01:50:02,980 Come on, Puck. 2679 01:50:05,260 --> 01:50:06,580 Somebody sniping at you. 2680 01:50:06,660 --> 01:50:07,000 Hopefully... 2681 01:50:07,000 --> 01:50:09,000 They come and try and get you. 2682 01:50:17,460 --> 01:50:20,480 Lee Harvey Cobblepot scenario from here maybe. 2683 01:50:21,080 --> 01:50:21,860 Book depository? 2684 01:50:22,360 --> 01:50:23,000 You betcha. 2685 01:50:25,400 --> 01:50:27,100 Fucking book suppositories, man. 2686 01:50:27,660 --> 01:50:29,040 Shove a book up your arse. 2687 01:50:29,880 --> 01:50:31,500 That's what I'm going to be telling these lads. 2688 01:50:31,540 --> 01:50:33,980 If they want to try and level accusations of bullet towards me. 2689 01:50:34,080 --> 01:50:35,020 I've got the big gun. 2690 01:50:35,100 --> 01:50:36,460 And I'm ready to fucking use it. 2691 01:50:38,060 --> 01:50:39,700 Don't care about your fire sale. 2692 01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:41,220 Don't need a sale. 2693 01:50:41,900 --> 01:50:42,980 January or no. 2694 01:50:43,180 --> 01:50:45,080 I'm ready to do other stuff. 2695 01:50:53,800 --> 01:50:54,500 Fuck me, man. 2696 01:50:54,540 --> 01:50:55,000 It's not... 2697 01:50:55,000 --> 01:50:57,180 Not my finest moment with this rifle. 2698 01:50:57,280 --> 01:50:57,960 But I tell you something. 2699 01:50:58,360 --> 01:50:59,220 It's going to get better. 2700 01:50:59,700 --> 01:51:00,560 And that's a promise. 2701 01:51:06,200 --> 01:51:06,900 Do you know what I mean? 2702 01:51:06,940 --> 01:51:08,680 Just as I fucking say it as well. 2703 01:51:09,460 --> 01:51:10,620 We just need to... 2704 01:51:10,620 --> 01:51:12,560 Centerize ourselves here. 2705 01:51:12,680 --> 01:51:14,420 And make sure we don't get too far ahead of ourselves. 2706 01:51:15,780 --> 01:51:16,140 Oh. 2707 01:51:16,280 --> 01:51:16,800 That was it. 2708 01:51:17,400 --> 01:51:18,360 That was a hit. 2709 01:51:19,220 --> 01:51:19,540 Definitely. 2710 01:51:22,200 --> 01:51:24,580 We're beginning to take control. 2711 01:51:24,780 --> 01:51:25,940 We're beginning to take charge. 2712 01:51:26,100 --> 01:51:27,420 It wasn't just a fucking... 2713 01:51:27,420 --> 01:51:28,600 Got gas moving in. 2714 01:51:29,120 --> 01:51:30,340 A bit of cheeky playtime. 2715 01:51:30,660 --> 01:51:33,820 After all, it was definitely a very volatile situation. 2716 01:51:34,000 --> 01:51:35,320 And your man lost his head. 2717 01:51:35,640 --> 01:51:35,940 And... 2718 01:51:35,940 --> 01:51:37,860 We'd love to attend the funeral. 2719 01:51:38,000 --> 01:51:39,120 But we're just not going to bother. 2720 01:51:39,640 --> 01:51:41,040 Because we've got work to do. 2721 01:51:41,040 --> 01:52:02,440 Seems as though he's got a bit of work to do as well. 2722 01:52:03,520 --> 01:52:03,820 Yeah. 2723 01:52:04,040 --> 01:52:05,140 Someone's marked me as a bounty. 2724 01:52:05,260 --> 01:52:06,080 I'd like to see him... 2725 01:52:06,080 --> 01:52:09,260 I'd like to see them come up and stand on that fucking thing there. 2726 01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:10,820 Because I've got problems with them. 2727 01:52:11,620 --> 01:52:12,240 I've got problems. 2728 01:52:12,440 --> 01:52:12,900 Oh fuck. 2729 01:52:13,360 --> 01:52:14,500 He's got problems with me. 2730 01:52:17,680 --> 01:52:19,120 I'd say leave it. 2731 01:52:19,160 --> 01:52:20,080 He's got the jump on you. 2732 01:52:20,120 --> 01:52:22,620 He looks like more of an experienced marksman. 2733 01:52:23,280 --> 01:52:24,140 I'd say leave it. 2734 01:52:24,140 --> 01:52:25,740 You're inside the circle. 2735 01:52:26,060 --> 01:52:28,640 Someone's probably going to try and get you at the bounty. 2736 01:52:30,340 --> 01:52:32,820 We're being watched anyway by the guy we headshotted. 2737 01:52:32,920 --> 01:52:35,060 Gislaine, thank you very much for the tip. 2738 01:52:35,140 --> 01:52:36,040 From Vernie Teabag. 2739 01:52:36,300 --> 01:52:39,700 Mighty, having the Warzone Dynamic Deadly Duo back again. 2740 01:52:40,200 --> 01:52:42,060 Have you tried the Akimbo Wasp? 2741 01:52:42,880 --> 01:52:44,660 Swarm Hipfire build ago yet. 2742 01:52:44,940 --> 01:52:45,820 Very Mac10-esque. 2743 01:52:46,340 --> 01:52:48,700 I think that's what I was rocking before, was I not? 2744 01:52:49,980 --> 01:52:51,980 That might have just been a generic Wasp. 2745 01:52:51,980 --> 01:52:56,460 It wasn't a Wasp Mini or WSP Mini. 2746 01:53:04,200 --> 01:53:10,880 Just going to fucking lure him out here. 2747 01:53:13,060 --> 01:53:13,920 Lovely bit of lure. 2748 01:53:14,060 --> 01:53:14,460 Oh! 2749 01:53:14,800 --> 01:53:16,200 He's on the lure pack. 2750 01:53:16,260 --> 01:53:17,140 He's on the lure pack. 2751 01:53:18,560 --> 01:53:19,340 Let's move. 2752 01:53:19,500 --> 01:53:20,240 Let's move away. 2753 01:53:20,320 --> 01:53:20,820 We did our... 2754 01:53:20,820 --> 01:53:22,720 We did what we can and now it's time to move. 2755 01:53:29,520 --> 01:53:33,520 Puff the magic tea bag. We need to find plates. We need to find... 2756 01:53:41,920 --> 01:53:47,520 This is a fucking nightmare. This is a pure nightmare. Pure and simple. Nope. 2757 01:53:47,520 --> 01:54:09,520 Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. Supply crates are restocked. Advise you load up now. 2758 01:54:14,520 --> 01:54:43,600 Was that the contract that got the shots on? Oh! That's the contract right there. No problem. No problem. We'll have that. We'll take you on. We'll take you all on next time. I don't need a contract. All I need is that sniper rifle. Just give me the sniper rifle and I'm ready to rock. I don't need any of your cheats. Contract. Oh, I need to be able to see where my target is on the map. Not me. 2759 01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:53,680 Feel the force. Feel the pain. Time to get real. Or go insane. 2760 01:55:01,640 --> 01:55:06,180 You're joking. You're joking. He was... He was dead. You're on my name, Jesus. 2761 01:55:12,760 --> 01:55:38,600 Very nice stuff. Very, very well played for him. I mean... Look, I burnt him alive. I riddled him with... With shots. Is it just because the shots that I was hitting were like... In his belly or something? Maybe he was going for the head. If that's the case... Got some very, very skilled hot shot scenarios in this game. Who have been playing for a long time, I'd say. They're just conditioned to go for the head. 2762 01:55:40,760 --> 01:55:42,000 Oh, fucking hell. 2763 01:55:42,000 --> 01:55:42,000 Oh, fucking hell. 2764 01:55:43,940 --> 01:55:50,800 It's the way it goes, I'm afraid. That's just the hand you've been dealt. Maybe go back to your thing. See if it's not. 2765 01:55:50,800 --> 01:56:02,760 Actually, fuck it. Just stick with the plan here. Probably even just... Go back to Yeti Mark 1. Because I feel as though the Yeti loadout that you were... 2766 01:56:02,760 --> 01:56:09,500 Trying to get there won't do the deal. But I enjoyed the sniper. I was... I feel as though you're beginning to get the hang of the sniper as well. 2767 01:56:12,400 --> 01:56:17,680 Beginning to get the hang of the sniper as well. And I tell you what. What about sniper and a riveter? 2768 01:56:18,780 --> 01:56:26,100 That to me would really feel comfortable, I think, in my possession. 2769 01:56:26,300 --> 01:56:28,040 What's this rejoinable game? I don't want it. 2770 01:56:28,080 --> 01:56:30,820 And I can't escape. I can't X out of this. 2771 01:56:35,940 --> 01:56:39,620 You're using the same mouse before your DPI might need tightening up. 2772 01:56:40,120 --> 01:56:46,520 Who knows what the story is because it's a PlayStation mouse going into PlayStation. 2773 01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:51,680 I'm not particularly too sure whether or not that is an issue. 2774 01:56:55,020 --> 01:57:01,680 Maybe it'd be a case of downloading it for the PC and playing it on the PC and seeing if that has any difference. 2775 01:57:02,040 --> 01:57:08,060 I mean, it shouldn't really. I've gone into the settings of the PlayStation and put up the mouse. 2776 01:57:08,540 --> 01:57:11,220 Or is it the reaction time of the fucking mouse or whatever it is? 2777 01:57:12,400 --> 01:57:16,120 Putting yourself at a big mid-range disadvantage with the old shotgun sniper. 2778 01:57:16,300 --> 01:57:22,860 Yeah, there's a mid-range. But what I'm thinking of is not going mid-range at all and just either close or long distance, you know. 2779 01:57:23,220 --> 01:57:29,000 Getting into some tight little nooks and crannies and just becoming a rat of the war zone. 2780 01:57:29,100 --> 01:57:33,320 Like a little rat, but with an extra powerful massive sniper rifle to boot as well. 2781 01:57:34,020 --> 01:57:36,620 It's a wired mouse, Killian. It's a wired mouse. 2782 01:57:37,940 --> 01:57:43,400 PC might have less ping. I don't think so really. PS5 net is a bit shite, says Lbags. 2783 01:57:45,200 --> 01:57:52,460 I don't know. I mean, look, the other day when I was tearing it up, there was no complaining then. 2784 01:57:52,540 --> 01:57:53,900 There was no what's going wrong then. 2785 01:57:55,000 --> 01:57:56,260 So it's just a case, you know. 2786 01:57:56,500 --> 01:57:59,480 Just a case of fucking getting the right setup, the right situation. 2787 01:57:59,600 --> 01:58:04,160 And look, you saw the cabbage got cracked there from the top of the tree, from the top of the building. 2788 01:58:04,720 --> 01:58:06,120 There was no complaints then. 2789 01:58:06,740 --> 01:58:10,960 Let's just deal with what we've got in front of us here and try our best to fucking make some. 2790 01:58:11,000 --> 01:58:12,180 Is the PC etherneted? 2791 01:58:12,660 --> 01:58:18,220 You better believe it's the PlayStation etherneted to the fucking 4G modem. 2792 01:58:20,620 --> 01:58:24,280 There's a cable going from the PlayStation to the 4G modem. 2793 01:58:25,140 --> 01:58:27,780 So that's that. That's where wires end, I'm afraid. 2794 01:58:27,900 --> 01:58:30,940 It's not a fixed fat broadband, fat pipe situation. 2795 01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:38,040 We're at a major league disadvantage anyway going into this because of the fucking 4G modem. 2796 01:58:38,580 --> 01:58:44,180 All I can say is that when I get the win on the 4G modem, which I've done in the past and I'll do again, 2797 01:58:44,180 --> 01:58:53,620 it really will speak to not only the skill level that I'm at, but it will speak to a brand new patina. 2798 01:58:55,740 --> 01:58:58,180 A thought of imagination. 2799 01:58:59,620 --> 01:59:01,780 It's going to definitely silence the critics. 2800 01:59:02,660 --> 01:59:06,800 The critics are out there, but they're going to get silenced in a big way. 2801 01:59:07,040 --> 01:59:08,900 I'm not even going to use a silencer on them. 2802 01:59:09,660 --> 01:59:11,140 You'll hear it. You'll see it. 2803 01:59:11,440 --> 01:59:13,760 You'll be alerted to it. You'll be very much aware of it. 2804 01:59:13,760 --> 01:59:23,920 The loadout that I have for Sniper is an MP5 striker with the MCPR. 2805 01:59:24,060 --> 01:59:26,620 So if we get that full loadout, we get that full loadout to go. 2806 01:59:26,680 --> 01:59:28,060 It's going to be very, very good indeed. 2807 01:59:28,900 --> 01:59:31,780 As for this, still no attachments for that. 2808 01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:37,880 Ranking up these weapons here is paramount to success. 2809 01:59:38,700 --> 01:59:41,900 They're both in the recommended list. 2810 01:59:42,060 --> 01:59:44,940 They're both favored by the manufacturers of the game. 2811 01:59:45,420 --> 01:59:49,360 So it's not a case of not being able to handle them. 2812 01:59:49,520 --> 01:59:52,760 It's a case of just getting them with the right attachments, the right things, 2813 01:59:52,860 --> 01:59:57,420 making sure the right pieces of the jigsaw puzzle are put together in a correct fashion, 2814 01:59:57,800 --> 01:59:59,300 and then going all out. 2815 01:59:59,400 --> 02:00:00,240 Balls to the wall. 2816 02:00:00,560 --> 02:00:02,900 Pure, full-on assault tactics. 2817 02:00:04,360 --> 02:00:05,360 It's not going to stop. 2818 02:00:07,980 --> 02:00:12,700 It's not going to stop trying to rank up weapons in a war zone as tough as Ian O'Sullivan. 2819 02:00:12,920 --> 02:00:13,980 And that's exactly the thing. 2820 02:00:14,060 --> 02:00:19,820 You see, we don't have the full game, and neither do we want to buy it because we bought one last year. 2821 02:00:19,940 --> 02:00:21,340 And it's just like ridiculous. 2822 02:00:21,700 --> 02:00:23,000 They're making people. 2823 02:00:23,220 --> 02:00:26,080 You should still be able to rank up weapons. 2824 02:00:26,200 --> 02:00:26,960 Well, I suppose you can. 2825 02:00:27,040 --> 02:00:28,360 But you can't rank up the new weapons. 2826 02:00:28,480 --> 02:00:31,580 They're only doing it so that you buy it so that you can get the new weapons. 2827 02:00:31,660 --> 02:00:33,480 And they make the new weapons the strongest ones. 2828 02:00:33,620 --> 02:00:35,320 If you haven't got those weapons, then you're fucked. 2829 02:00:35,540 --> 02:00:38,080 So, I mean, you're up against it, Francis. 2830 02:00:38,400 --> 02:00:39,420 4G modem. 2831 02:00:39,920 --> 02:00:40,640 Dodge-y ping. 2832 02:00:41,020 --> 02:00:41,420 PlayStation. 2833 02:00:41,620 --> 02:00:43,000 High DPI on the mouse. 2834 02:00:44,600 --> 02:00:47,080 It's a wonder you're even giving it a go at all. 2835 02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:48,220 Fair play is ya. 2836 02:00:49,720 --> 02:00:50,380 Thanks, Tom. 2837 02:00:50,480 --> 02:00:51,300 Look, it is a wonder. 2838 02:00:51,480 --> 02:00:52,240 It is a wonder. 2839 02:00:52,320 --> 02:00:56,100 But I'm trying to make a wonderful fucking situation happen here. 2840 02:00:56,200 --> 02:01:00,120 I mean, I don't want to be just sat not attempting this, you know? 2841 02:01:04,460 --> 02:01:06,240 A bad workman always blames his tools. 2842 02:01:06,340 --> 02:01:09,700 A good workman always asks the lads for smokes for starting works. 2843 02:01:09,780 --> 02:01:10,200 It's Sean. 2844 02:01:11,240 --> 02:01:12,540 Real satanic stuff. 2845 02:01:12,540 --> 02:01:20,640 Last bit of coffee here. 2846 02:01:21,280 --> 02:01:25,080 Might give us an additional XP boost of 5. 2847 02:01:32,260 --> 02:01:39,920 And with that, we'll unsheathe the Cadbury's Cream Egg Twisted Edition from the Celebration box. 2848 02:01:40,620 --> 02:01:42,520 And really go to town on that. 2849 02:01:42,520 --> 02:01:44,260 in a big, massive way. 2850 02:01:44,480 --> 02:01:46,240 And we're about to witness that right now. 2851 02:01:58,900 --> 02:01:59,980 Very nice indeed. 2852 02:02:04,260 --> 02:02:06,060 Huge fan of the Cream Egg scenario. 2853 02:02:06,220 --> 02:02:06,740 Hot judge. 2854 02:02:07,560 --> 02:02:09,300 It's a great addition to the box. 2855 02:02:10,100 --> 02:02:12,680 I didn't think they could fucking make their box any more appealing. 2856 02:02:13,000 --> 02:02:13,160 But, 2857 02:02:13,260 --> 02:02:16,100 I gotta hand it to the Celebration boys. 2858 02:02:16,220 --> 02:02:18,020 They know how to pack out a box. 2859 02:02:18,020 --> 02:02:21,220 They know what to use inside that as well. 2860 02:02:21,220 --> 02:02:50,800 Arferda, thank you very much for your tip. Very, very kind to you. You say nothing is lost as long as courage remains. And that's where we are at the moment. Courage. Two hours into the stream. Not a lot of hope. A few bountiful, plentiful headshots. Maybe not bountiful or plentiful, but definitely two headshots. Maybe, maybe just one, but it was a real winner. 2861 02:02:50,800 --> 02:03:17,940 Definitely two. It was two, actually. It was two. I don't want to sell myself short here. But as long as courage remains, yes. And I believe we'll take a departure from the high intensity and velocity of this in order to check in with Sam Allardyce or Samuel Allardyce at some stage of the heavy rain day. 2862 02:03:19,180 --> 02:03:24,240 Let's roll. Blazing torch. Let's go again. One more for the road, huh? 2863 02:03:27,920 --> 02:03:31,260 Testing, testing. One, two, three. 2864 02:03:31,260 --> 02:03:53,460 Without looking, I'm going to blaze down with this guy here. 2865 02:03:53,920 --> 02:03:56,900 I'm going to make him our fucking center, Mark. 2866 02:03:58,520 --> 02:04:04,460 He is going to be our muse for this particular work. 2867 02:04:06,180 --> 02:04:07,940 Down there is going to be our gallery. 2868 02:04:08,820 --> 02:04:10,300 And this guy's going to be our muse. 2869 02:04:10,380 --> 02:04:13,860 And we're about to fucking really make a supreme piece of art here. 2870 02:04:20,660 --> 02:04:22,940 That's where we got Lewis Hamilton earlier on. 2871 02:04:27,580 --> 02:04:29,020 Another mortar. That's nice. 2872 02:04:29,980 --> 02:04:30,660 And I have just... 2873 02:04:30,660 --> 02:04:32,000 You're on the ground. Move it. 2874 02:04:32,200 --> 02:04:34,720 This intel reveals the location of the next gas grid. 2875 02:04:35,240 --> 02:04:37,080 Hard drive... hard drive data. 2876 02:04:37,140 --> 02:04:38,820 ...and on your back map for decryption before it's too late. 2877 02:04:39,300 --> 02:04:43,880 Need to find out where this lad has got or wherever he's still around. 2878 02:04:44,220 --> 02:04:44,940 Can I get up there? 2879 02:04:45,180 --> 02:04:46,420 Be nice if I could get upstairs. 2880 02:04:47,760 --> 02:04:49,620 Need a fucking bird's eye view of the proceedings. 2881 02:04:53,320 --> 02:04:54,200 Lad's down there. 2882 02:04:55,360 --> 02:04:56,420 Let's keep the handgun. 2883 02:04:57,920 --> 02:04:59,140 Nice bit of fucking speed. 2884 02:05:07,540 --> 02:05:09,280 Bit of a bird's eye boost here. 2885 02:05:11,840 --> 02:05:14,000 That's nice that you're doing those shots, man. 2886 02:05:14,600 --> 02:05:15,760 That's really cute. 2887 02:05:16,820 --> 02:05:17,920 That's really lovely. 2888 02:05:22,600 --> 02:05:23,100 Uh-oh. 2889 02:05:23,100 --> 02:05:39,720 Requesting ordnance. 2890 02:05:40,040 --> 02:05:40,920 Position marked. 2891 02:05:41,440 --> 02:05:41,940 Copy that. 2892 02:05:41,940 --> 02:05:43,640 Order strike is bad now. 2893 02:05:43,640 --> 02:06:13,000 Back up into the air again. 2894 02:06:13,000 --> 02:06:15,220 Another launcher. 2895 02:06:20,080 --> 02:06:21,740 Another chance at the big time. 2896 02:06:22,900 --> 02:06:24,680 This time we're ready for ya. 2897 02:06:25,040 --> 02:06:26,340 We've got the fucking Uzi. 2898 02:06:26,920 --> 02:06:28,020 Or whatever this gun is. 2899 02:06:28,520 --> 02:06:30,040 And it's ready to ooze. 2900 02:06:32,460 --> 02:06:33,520 Look, he's not seeing me. 2901 02:06:33,580 --> 02:06:34,180 He's not seeing me. 2902 02:06:34,440 --> 02:06:35,160 He's jumped down. 2903 02:06:35,160 --> 02:06:43,580 Fucking joke, man. 2904 02:06:43,580 --> 02:07:09,240 Now the gas. 2905 02:07:09,800 --> 02:07:10,500 He's gonna win. 2906 02:07:10,500 --> 02:07:18,420 And no plates. 2907 02:07:18,420 --> 02:07:32,120 Make sure you don't get caught out in the gas here. 2908 02:07:32,260 --> 02:07:35,620 You know, man, you did smash his cabbage, so he's going to get that rectified. 2909 02:07:35,720 --> 02:07:38,900 But, I mean, he could have fucking done you in as well. 2910 02:07:39,020 --> 02:07:41,560 Little didino, you have zero plates whatsoever. 2911 02:07:42,520 --> 02:07:43,960 Get into that car and move. 2912 02:07:44,060 --> 02:07:45,280 Move and move fast. 2913 02:07:45,600 --> 02:07:48,160 There's a guy down there on the ground. 2914 02:07:48,380 --> 02:07:50,660 It's your man, but you've got no plates. 2915 02:07:51,600 --> 02:07:53,820 You can't take any fire from that guy. 2916 02:07:54,780 --> 02:07:55,580 It's not worth it. 2917 02:07:57,520 --> 02:07:58,320 Not worth it. 2918 02:07:58,320 --> 02:07:59,280 We're not going to do it. 2919 02:08:00,280 --> 02:08:00,540 Uh-oh. 2920 02:08:00,540 --> 02:08:16,660 Where are the plates? 2921 02:08:25,180 --> 02:08:27,380 He's one shot and I'm done. 2922 02:08:27,380 --> 02:08:31,380 Dunstan checks in. 2923 02:08:31,380 --> 02:08:38,380 Gas is moving. 2924 02:08:38,380 --> 02:08:45,380 Gas is moving. 2925 02:08:45,380 --> 02:08:52,380 Gas is moving. 2926 02:08:52,380 --> 02:08:53,380 He's coming. 2927 02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380 He's coming. 2928 02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380 This guy is coming. 2929 02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,380 Come on. 2930 02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:54,380 Come on. 2931 02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380 He's coming. 2932 02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380 This guy is coming. 2933 02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:54,380 Come on. 2934 02:08:54,380 --> 02:08:55,380 Come on. 2935 02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380 He's coming. 2936 02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380 He's coming. 2937 02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380 This guy is coming. 2938 02:08:55,380 --> 02:08:55,380 Come on. 2939 02:08:55,380 --> 02:09:06,760 Oh man, he's coming. 2940 02:09:07,440 --> 02:09:08,060 This guy is coming. 2941 02:09:12,060 --> 02:09:12,460 Come on. 2942 02:09:12,460 --> 02:09:42,440 Come on. 2943 02:09:42,440 --> 02:09:58,100 there. I don't know what to say. It's a rough fucking wild day outside and the less said 2944 02:09:58,100 --> 02:10:11,660 about inside the better. Feeling the heat there I'd say. Feeling the heat baby. Feeling 2945 02:10:11,660 --> 02:10:36,940 the heat. Time for an early bat. You just got Billy, Billy Gibbons. The Billy boy. Get this down there. Something down there. I don't like that area. That zone is not one of my favorite zones. 2946 02:10:40,880 --> 02:11:05,320 Moving here. I'm thinking down here. Could be a nice place to land. There's a few shots. Wild shots going down there. 2947 02:11:10,100 --> 02:11:35,820 Gas is inbound. Marking a new safe zone. That'll do. Maybe we'll take that. 2948 02:11:39,320 --> 02:11:43,560 Fire sale active. Buy station prices have been reduced. Been reduced. 2949 02:11:58,340 --> 02:12:00,340 Nice to see the fella go over there then. 2950 02:12:08,540 --> 02:12:21,280 Here we go. Please try and climb up one of those fucking buildings. 2951 02:12:21,280 --> 02:12:29,320 Moving here. You're gonna go up the ladder? Come on, climb the ladder. 2952 02:12:30,160 --> 02:12:35,100 Gas is closing in. It would be lovely to see you climb the ladder. 2953 02:12:35,100 --> 02:12:47,840 You're about to see you. You're about to see you. You're about to witness some real spec op shit. We're gonna send in the fucking planes and then we're gonna swoop in ourselves as well. 2954 02:12:47,840 --> 02:12:52,080 And what will look like something out of a bloody action movie. It's gonna be beautiful. There's another... 2955 02:12:52,080 --> 02:12:53,360 Mark the target. There we go. 2956 02:12:53,360 --> 02:12:55,140 Target marked. Request fire mission. 2957 02:12:56,140 --> 02:12:58,760 Copy. Phoenix 2-3 on the road. He's wreck inbound. 2958 02:13:00,580 --> 02:13:10,580 He's just got down. He's just got down. The lucky bastard. Game over for him though. Unfortunately for him, it's the... It's where the... The rubber meets the road. 2959 02:13:10,580 --> 02:13:11,600 Adjusting prices. 2960 02:13:11,600 --> 02:13:32,960 The rubber has well and truly met the road, my friend. 2961 02:13:32,960 --> 02:13:48,880 Liquid bit of shotgun work there. Very nice stuff indeed. Where did you learn that? 2962 02:13:50,720 --> 02:14:02,560 Just life, Tam. Just life. School. Parents. Teachers. You'd know all about it. If you ever fucking did a day of it in your life. I'm going... I'm going like a short... 2963 02:14:02,560 --> 02:14:13,520 Short round right now. I'm going Uzi. Iso 9mm or whatever the fuck it is. And then the Bryson. Bill Bryson's... Books. 2964 02:14:18,000 --> 02:14:29,040 And all we're gonna do is head over here. Because I believe that there is another man somewhere in this vicinity here. Not gonna say where. But I think... I think he's around here somewhere. 2965 02:14:29,040 --> 02:14:50,900 I just want to get this fucking mask off. See, it really does, uh, get rid of that. 2966 02:14:53,380 --> 02:15:00,980 It does distract you, like, you know, the visual element of it and the reduction in audio. 2967 02:15:03,640 --> 02:15:04,840 We've got another one. 2968 02:15:08,920 --> 02:15:12,860 Two gas masks, that should be an interesting situation in the endgame. 2969 02:15:13,280 --> 02:15:19,480 That will really give us a lovely little bit of a tactical advantage when it comes to the crunch. 2970 02:15:20,640 --> 02:15:25,900 Gaseous clay. Probably should have gone to the, uh, the bi-zone over there. 2971 02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:30,280 Get ourselves the UAV first, then head to the tall buildings. 2972 02:15:32,640 --> 02:15:35,820 Someone's just have to land it in. Keep your fucking house weary. 2973 02:15:37,700 --> 02:15:41,160 Could get very dangerous from here on in. You don't want to fuck it up now. 2974 02:15:47,040 --> 02:15:51,820 That's us, Francis. Doing well. Got the UAV. 27 left in the battle zone. 2975 02:15:52,760 --> 02:15:56,680 It's beginning to get a little bit tense and tight there. Only two body bags, but it's not... 2976 02:15:56,680 --> 02:15:59,680 Nothing too shabby. You know what? You know yourself. It's a... 2977 02:16:00,340 --> 02:16:01,320 Gas is inbound. 2978 02:16:01,600 --> 02:16:03,560 It's a heavy situation you're dealing with here. 2979 02:16:05,300 --> 02:16:07,940 Heavy enough. But we need to just play it kind of... 2980 02:16:07,940 --> 02:16:15,640 Nice and silky like the way we just did there. Just choose the target. Select the target. Go, yeah, we're going for him. We've got it. Doesn't matter whether or not we're fully plated. 2981 02:16:15,980 --> 02:16:18,480 Or whether or not we've got the tools of the trade that we want. 2982 02:16:18,840 --> 02:16:22,160 We just need to have belief. It's like Farfur said there in the tip. 2983 02:16:22,980 --> 02:16:25,260 Courage is everything, you know? Courage remains. 2984 02:16:27,220 --> 02:16:30,540 Just a bit of fun with this before we fuck off. Let's have a look. 2985 02:16:32,920 --> 02:16:35,220 I'm not sure. I've never fired one of these, so... 2986 02:16:37,100 --> 02:16:41,700 Love to be able to fucking get someone with one of these. 2987 02:16:42,780 --> 02:16:44,160 I'm not sure what I'm doing with it. 2988 02:16:54,940 --> 02:16:56,620 Requesting recon flyover. 2989 02:16:56,720 --> 02:16:59,460 Copy. UAV orbiting the AO. Recon is online. 2990 02:17:01,500 --> 02:17:02,220 Got movement. 2991 02:17:10,080 --> 02:17:14,560 I have no ranged weapon, so there's nothing rangy about what I've got going on. 2992 02:17:15,160 --> 02:17:16,500 Just have a quick look here at the... 2993 02:17:18,280 --> 02:17:21,180 Okay, so this guy is toast out here. He's going to have to make a move. 2994 02:17:21,360 --> 02:17:23,500 And we've got another guy down there as well. Let's... 2995 02:17:23,500 --> 02:17:35,500 Let's make ourselves available. As I can see this guy is running down the house. There's another one there in a parachute. Let's get up above this guy and take control of this scenario. 2996 02:17:35,500 --> 02:17:36,500 Let's go. 2997 02:17:36,500 --> 02:18:06,480 Let's go. 2998 02:18:06,480 --> 02:18:09,960 Let's go. 2999 02:18:09,960 --> 02:18:11,620 Gas is closing in. 3000 02:18:11,720 --> 02:18:12,860 Get to the new safe zone. 3001 02:18:25,600 --> 02:18:26,480 Where's that? 3002 02:18:27,080 --> 02:18:28,540 You got a loadout drop inbound. 3003 02:18:31,000 --> 02:18:31,920 Come on. 3004 02:18:32,200 --> 02:18:33,520 Take the fucking bait, man. 3005 02:18:33,520 --> 02:18:33,580 Come on. 3006 02:18:36,660 --> 02:18:39,400 This guy is just staying inside the gaff. 3007 02:18:39,460 --> 02:18:40,160 He's not going to come up. 3008 02:18:42,900 --> 02:18:45,520 I don't know where those shots came from. 3009 02:18:45,520 --> 02:18:56,740 You got gas moving in. 3010 02:18:56,740 --> 02:19:11,080 It's crazy business. 3011 02:19:11,080 --> 02:19:12,680 Here he comes. 3012 02:19:21,680 --> 02:19:23,020 How about that? 3013 02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:27,640 Too close for comfort. 3014 02:19:29,840 --> 02:19:31,080 Too close for scumfort. 3015 02:19:39,080 --> 02:19:40,900 Okay, so the gas is closing in. 3016 02:19:41,040 --> 02:19:43,580 We need to fucking make a move here. 3017 02:19:43,680 --> 02:19:45,620 This is not great. 3018 02:19:45,800 --> 02:19:47,120 We're probably being watched. 3019 02:19:47,220 --> 02:19:48,000 We're probably being watched. 3020 02:19:48,120 --> 02:19:49,000 We're probably being watched. 3021 02:19:49,460 --> 02:19:51,020 Come on. 3022 02:19:52,020 --> 02:19:54,380 What a joke house. 3023 02:19:54,700 --> 02:19:56,260 What a joke house. 3024 02:19:59,140 --> 02:20:01,560 Living inside a fucking joke house. 3025 02:20:02,400 --> 02:20:04,060 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3026 02:20:04,120 --> 02:20:05,080 Sorry about the language. 3027 02:20:05,220 --> 02:20:06,340 The way it goes sometimes. 3028 02:20:06,500 --> 02:20:07,480 That's just the way it goes. 3029 02:20:07,940 --> 02:20:09,400 Not much you can do about that, Tom. 3030 02:20:12,400 --> 02:20:13,980 Really not much you can do about it. 3031 02:20:13,980 --> 02:20:15,660 A real joke house. 3032 02:20:15,780 --> 02:20:17,440 A house of horrors. 3033 02:20:17,900 --> 02:20:18,260 Viper. 3034 02:20:18,620 --> 02:20:20,260 Two gas masks don't work. 3035 02:20:20,380 --> 02:20:23,640 It gets damaged in gas even when a backpack fucking help. 3036 02:20:24,000 --> 02:20:25,060 Did not know about that. 3037 02:20:26,440 --> 02:20:26,960 Shult. 3038 02:20:27,960 --> 02:20:29,380 Thank you very much, Shult. 3039 02:20:32,000 --> 02:20:51,100 Sounds like a fucking great, great plan there. 3040 02:20:51,100 --> 02:20:55,740 Sean Dyche of Warzone Tactics says Sean Burke. 3041 02:20:55,840 --> 02:20:56,720 I tell you, it was great. 3042 02:20:56,960 --> 02:21:00,640 It was a nice little bit of business there using the fucking smoker 3043 02:21:00,640 --> 02:21:06,660 to then make my way across open ground to the guy. 3044 02:21:07,300 --> 02:21:09,700 And I don't know if it registered on camera, 3045 02:21:09,800 --> 02:21:15,280 but when I was killing him mano a mano CQC style, 3046 02:21:15,740 --> 02:21:17,680 I was leaning in, literally leaning in. 3047 02:21:17,900 --> 02:21:20,080 You might have got a big dose of forehead. 3048 02:21:21,320 --> 02:21:23,080 Big red, thanks very much for the tip. 3049 02:21:23,180 --> 02:21:25,560 Don't let these jokers get you down, you say. 3050 02:21:25,660 --> 02:21:26,160 Thanks very much. 3051 02:21:26,220 --> 02:21:26,520 Don't worry. 3052 02:21:26,840 --> 02:21:28,300 They're not getting me down, you know. 3053 02:21:28,320 --> 02:21:31,500 It's just like I'm doing well, 3054 02:21:31,820 --> 02:21:33,820 and then there's some moments I'm not doing well, 3055 02:21:33,920 --> 02:21:38,920 and it can be very frustrating and easy to dwell upon the negative times. 3056 02:21:39,000 --> 02:21:40,200 But I'm not going to let that happen. 3057 02:21:41,420 --> 02:21:42,940 Because there's light at the end of the tunnel. 3058 02:21:43,040 --> 02:21:43,520 Isn't that right? 3059 02:21:46,360 --> 02:21:49,320 Yeah, it's definitely a tunnel if you're in at the moment. 3060 02:21:49,420 --> 02:21:50,260 You're a tunnel, Snake. 3061 02:21:51,260 --> 02:21:53,940 And even there, at that late juncture, 3062 02:21:54,440 --> 02:21:56,000 you had something going on. 3063 02:21:56,040 --> 02:21:57,260 You didn't even have a loadout. 3064 02:21:57,480 --> 02:21:59,800 You just had the weapons you were fucking born with. 3065 02:22:00,480 --> 02:22:01,500 And your guile. 3066 02:22:01,960 --> 02:22:05,760 And the guile is kind of what will see you through. 3067 02:22:08,400 --> 02:22:10,040 60% of the time. 3068 02:22:11,780 --> 02:22:15,580 I'm willing to say maybe 75% of the time. 3069 02:22:16,580 --> 02:22:18,560 A big slab of guile. 3070 02:22:20,620 --> 02:22:22,080 A lovely slab of guile. 3071 02:22:22,200 --> 02:22:26,840 Just want to quick toilet break one second before this game kicks off. 3072 02:22:26,840 --> 02:22:29,200 Moon dust. 3073 02:22:29,200 --> 02:22:59,180 Thank you. 3074 02:22:59,180 --> 02:23:19,700 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 3075 02:23:28,400 --> 02:23:44,340 Think I'm gonna go monster on this one. Tom. You're getting that taurine caffeine kick into you. Looking that way Tom. Looking that way. Watch your ass down there. 3076 02:23:44,340 --> 02:23:45,400 Moondust. 3077 02:23:47,300 --> 02:23:48,260 Moondust. 3078 02:23:50,120 --> 02:23:51,120 Moondust. 3079 02:23:53,000 --> 02:23:53,980 Moondust. 3080 02:23:54,780 --> 02:23:54,980 What? 3081 02:24:00,160 --> 02:24:01,660 Mango Loco. 3082 02:24:01,940 --> 02:24:02,720 Other... 3083 02:24:02,720 --> 02:24:07,560 Other bad for your health drinks are available. 3084 02:24:11,240 --> 02:24:12,760 Proper snake juice. 3085 02:24:13,120 --> 02:24:14,460 Thank you very much there. 3086 02:24:15,460 --> 02:24:16,040 McGax. 3087 02:24:16,660 --> 02:24:17,640 For the Semtex. 3088 02:24:17,860 --> 02:24:20,860 Not too many body bags, but tense game, you see. 3089 02:24:22,520 --> 02:24:24,500 And Adam D. 3090 02:24:24,700 --> 02:24:25,720 Thank you very much there. 3091 02:24:25,840 --> 02:24:27,980 Play the Big Sam Allardyce game. 3092 02:24:28,080 --> 02:24:29,480 A lot of love for that game. 3093 02:24:29,760 --> 02:24:30,580 Out there. 3094 02:24:30,900 --> 02:24:31,900 Bizarrely to me. 3095 02:24:31,900 --> 02:24:33,380 If you ask me, it's... 3096 02:24:33,380 --> 02:24:34,700 It's not... 3097 02:24:34,700 --> 02:24:39,260 It's not everything I thought it would be, but it's definitely got something about it. 3098 02:24:40,020 --> 02:24:42,480 Something's gonna have to take shape in the next session. 3099 02:24:42,900 --> 02:24:44,920 For me to really be enamored with it. 3100 02:24:46,360 --> 02:24:49,600 But I tell you, this guy is gonna be our muse for the day here. 3101 02:24:50,740 --> 02:24:52,760 Let's see what gallery we go down to. 3102 02:24:52,800 --> 02:24:54,960 Whether it's gonna be the National Gallery. 3103 02:24:55,120 --> 02:24:56,100 It's a modern art one. 3104 02:24:56,860 --> 02:24:57,820 Whatever happens. 3105 02:24:57,820 --> 02:25:00,880 We're gonna be making our own little bit of artwork out of him. 3106 02:25:01,080 --> 02:25:05,940 Who, in turn, feels as though he's gonna be making his own bit of artwork of that guy. 3107 02:25:06,160 --> 02:25:06,920 He's turning around. 3108 02:25:07,020 --> 02:25:07,620 He sees us. 3109 02:25:07,660 --> 02:25:08,600 He knows what we're about. 3110 02:25:09,040 --> 02:25:09,860 Let's get the mic on. 3111 02:25:09,920 --> 02:25:11,000 How are you getting on, sir? 3112 02:25:11,620 --> 02:25:12,240 Can you hear me? 3113 02:25:12,920 --> 02:25:15,540 It's you and me right now the way 3114 02:25:32,320 --> 02:25:34,320 Fuck 3115 02:25:34,320 --> 02:25:56,000 He knew he knew what was going on 3116 02:25:56,000 --> 02:26:02,400 And I could only pick up a sniper so it's a bit of a fucking tough rub 3117 02:26:02,400 --> 02:26:06,260 It's a tough rub is a new one 3118 02:26:06,260 --> 02:26:10,040 Never heard of that phrase but it sounds sounds right 3119 02:26:10,040 --> 02:26:13,880 As much as it does sound wrong 3120 02:26:13,880 --> 02:26:19,300 There was just one more place just to really wet the whistle 3121 02:26:19,300 --> 02:26:29,580 Oh he's jumping around there 3122 02:26:29,580 --> 02:26:37,440 Dot hash thank you very much dot hash 3123 02:26:37,440 --> 02:26:39,620 Very very kindy there 3124 02:26:39,620 --> 02:26:41,260 I won't chase him just yet 3125 02:26:41,260 --> 02:26:46,900 I'll just make myself better with some plates 3126 02:26:46,900 --> 02:26:48,220 If I can find some first 3127 02:26:48,220 --> 02:26:54,080 WW dot 3128 02:26:54,080 --> 02:26:56,620 Killing that lad dot hash 3129 02:26:56,620 --> 02:27:00,340 Keep you on the fucking retainer 3130 02:27:00,340 --> 02:27:02,860 We'll put you inside the wax work box 3131 02:27:02,860 --> 02:27:06,740 Still no plates apart from this guy 3132 02:27:06,740 --> 02:27:08,280 Met a sad end 3133 02:27:08,280 --> 02:27:11,480 It's in here I'd say 3134 02:27:11,480 --> 02:27:13,060 Of course there are 3135 02:27:13,060 --> 02:27:15,920 That's a lovely lovely little red dome there 3136 02:27:15,920 --> 02:27:17,580 There's a guy on our level 3137 02:27:17,580 --> 02:27:18,240 He's on our level 3138 02:27:18,240 --> 02:27:19,340 This is scary stuff 3139 02:27:19,340 --> 02:27:29,440 Huh? 3140 02:27:30,360 --> 02:27:31,380 Where did he go? 3141 02:27:32,380 --> 02:27:33,240 Where did he go? 3142 02:27:33,240 --> 02:27:45,600 There's probably some other fucker here as well now 3143 02:27:45,600 --> 02:27:49,740 Jimmy tip 3144 02:27:49,740 --> 02:27:51,060 Thank you very much Jimmy tip 3145 02:27:51,060 --> 02:27:52,680 Look at this 3146 02:27:52,680 --> 02:27:55,220 Time to Jimmy tip this lad 3147 02:27:55,220 --> 02:27:57,140 We know exactly what he's about 3148 02:27:57,140 --> 02:27:59,900 We don't 3149 02:27:59,900 --> 02:28:00,480 He's gone 3150 02:28:00,480 --> 02:28:01,100 Well done 3151 02:28:01,100 --> 02:28:06,400 He's dropped down 3152 02:28:06,400 --> 02:28:10,060 Friendly loadout drops on the way 3153 02:28:10,060 --> 02:28:11,820 Pure fucking drop down menu 3154 02:28:11,820 --> 02:28:20,180 Where's he gone? 3155 02:28:21,700 --> 02:28:23,540 See we need to fucking snipe 3156 02:28:23,540 --> 02:28:25,380 Like our lives depend on it here 3157 02:28:25,380 --> 02:28:28,220 Where is it? 3158 02:28:29,080 --> 02:28:30,160 Where's the red dot? 3159 02:28:30,160 --> 02:28:39,020 Pure fucking 3160 02:28:39,020 --> 02:28:40,020 Shit show 3161 02:28:40,020 --> 02:28:40,920 Affair 3162 02:28:40,920 --> 02:28:42,560 Get another one going 3163 02:28:42,560 --> 02:28:48,520 Sammy the street dog 3164 02:28:48,520 --> 02:28:49,460 Thank you very much 3165 02:28:49,460 --> 02:28:50,460 And Jimmy the tip 3166 02:28:50,460 --> 02:28:51,240 And others 3167 02:28:51,240 --> 02:28:53,640 I will get to your kind heart messages there 3168 02:28:53,640 --> 02:28:54,340 Just need to 3169 02:28:54,340 --> 02:28:56,660 Find this guy 3170 02:28:56,660 --> 02:28:57,060 He's 3171 02:28:57,060 --> 02:28:58,540 Very elusive 3172 02:28:58,540 --> 02:29:07,580 He's over there 3173 02:29:07,580 --> 02:29:09,600 He's very far away 3174 02:29:09,600 --> 02:29:16,480 He's going right up there 3175 02:29:16,480 --> 02:29:17,800 For no reason at all 3176 02:29:17,800 --> 02:29:18,640 We need to find him 3177 02:29:18,640 --> 02:29:19,460 I need to get him 3178 02:29:19,460 --> 02:29:20,500 Make him 3179 02:29:20,500 --> 02:29:23,280 Our point of interest 3180 02:29:23,280 --> 02:29:25,740 Careful 3181 02:29:25,740 --> 02:29:27,600 You get guys like that 3182 02:29:27,600 --> 02:29:28,100 Running 3183 02:29:28,100 --> 02:29:28,600 Hiding 3184 02:29:28,600 --> 02:29:30,640 Into the ether 3185 02:29:30,640 --> 02:29:32,360 They can be a hard 3186 02:29:32,360 --> 02:29:34,460 Mark when it comes to the crunch 3187 02:29:34,460 --> 02:29:52,800 Claymore Higgins 3188 02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:55,960 Senator Claymore Higgins 3189 02:29:55,960 --> 02:29:59,460 Now we've got that 3190 02:29:59,460 --> 02:30:04,400 Just one more look inside the magic bag of tricks there 3191 02:30:04,400 --> 02:30:05,280 And we've got that 3192 02:30:05,280 --> 02:30:06,920 We'll get that one inside the 3193 02:30:06,920 --> 02:30:09,120 We've got enough stuff, we've got enough toys 3194 02:30:09,120 --> 02:30:11,100 In fairness, you can spend all your time 3195 02:30:11,100 --> 02:30:12,360 Fucking gathering up the toys 3196 02:30:12,360 --> 02:30:16,360 You've got the fucking chaos energy to use them 3197 02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:30,340 I bet you fucking dickhead is waiting on 3198 02:30:30,340 --> 02:30:32,860 On top of a building there to snipe 3199 02:30:32,860 --> 02:30:34,240 He's there, he's right there man 3200 02:30:45,520 --> 02:30:48,380 Fucking Lara Croft, you serious? 3201 02:31:06,660 --> 02:31:08,620 Fuck off back to Tomb Raider 3202 02:31:14,680 --> 02:31:18,760 That was a real turn up for the books 3203 02:31:18,760 --> 02:31:20,600 And hopefully now you can get yourself 3204 02:31:20,600 --> 02:31:23,580 A singe or a loadout box 3205 02:31:23,580 --> 02:31:27,200 But I don't recall the fella 3206 02:31:27,200 --> 02:31:29,920 Who went to the top of the building being Lara Croft 3207 02:31:29,920 --> 02:31:31,700 So I mean, I'm not particularly too sure 3208 02:31:31,700 --> 02:31:33,140 Whether or not you've got the right person 3209 02:31:33,140 --> 02:31:39,040 Doesn't matter man 3210 02:31:39,040 --> 02:31:40,480 Does not matter 3211 02:31:40,480 --> 02:31:42,740 We've got what we wanted 3212 02:31:42,740 --> 02:31:48,220 And that's a free and easy fucking pathway down to this loadout box here 3213 02:31:48,220 --> 02:31:50,720 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 3214 02:31:50,720 --> 02:31:54,360 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 3215 02:31:54,360 --> 02:31:56,160 Yeti 2? Original Yeti? Sniper? 3216 02:31:57,120 --> 02:31:57,920 We're going with this 3217 02:31:57,920 --> 02:31:58,760 And we're being spotted 3218 02:31:58,760 --> 02:32:01,060 This is not going to end well for us 3219 02:32:01,060 --> 02:32:02,100 Yeah, we're closing in 3220 02:32:02,100 --> 02:32:03,560 Relocating the safe zone 3221 02:32:03,560 --> 02:32:08,940 Shit guns, but look 3222 02:32:08,940 --> 02:32:11,200 Fire sale is active 3223 02:32:11,200 --> 02:32:13,260 Buy station prices are adjusted 3224 02:32:13,260 --> 02:32:16,600 It is what it is 3225 02:32:16,600 --> 02:32:18,540 Grenade O'Connor 3226 02:32:18,540 --> 02:32:20,240 Thank you very much for the tip there 3227 02:32:20,240 --> 02:32:21,740 Look at that 3228 02:32:21,740 --> 02:32:23,100 I can't 3229 02:32:23,100 --> 02:32:25,820 I haven't got the luxury of choosing these guns now 3230 02:32:25,820 --> 02:32:26,120 Because 3231 02:32:26,120 --> 02:32:28,740 I just want to rank up these weapons 3232 02:32:28,740 --> 02:32:31,460 Somebody out there 3233 02:32:31,460 --> 02:32:36,900 You fucking joking me 3234 02:32:36,900 --> 02:32:37,920 Sorry about that 3235 02:32:37,920 --> 02:32:38,760 Grenade O'Connor 3236 02:32:38,760 --> 02:32:39,500 Thank you very much 3237 02:32:39,500 --> 02:32:40,640 And Sammy the street dog 3238 02:32:40,640 --> 02:32:41,000 Jimmy 3239 02:32:41,000 --> 02:32:43,240 Jimmy tip 3240 02:32:43,240 --> 02:32:47,160 Just to circle back on the rice rinsing chat 3241 02:32:47,160 --> 02:32:48,620 What are Tommy's opinions 3242 02:32:48,620 --> 02:32:50,700 On the Uncle Ben's microwave rices 3243 02:32:50,700 --> 02:32:51,660 Or is it Senor 3244 02:32:51,660 --> 02:32:52,700 Is it 3245 02:32:52,700 --> 02:32:54,360 Is Senor's slug 3246 02:32:54,360 --> 02:32:56,200 Strictly a spuds and cabbage 3247 02:32:56,200 --> 02:32:57,560 Man, thank God bless Jimmy tip 3248 02:32:57,560 --> 02:32:58,800 We'll get round to that 3249 02:32:58,800 --> 02:33:00,560 We'll circle back to that in a moment 3250 02:33:00,560 --> 02:33:01,500 Let's just take care of 3251 02:33:01,500 --> 02:33:02,040 This 3252 02:33:02,040 --> 02:33:02,880 Fucking 3253 02:33:02,880 --> 02:33:03,880 Sesame seed 3254 02:33:03,880 --> 02:33:04,320 Cob 3255 02:33:04,320 --> 02:33:10,780 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 3256 02:33:10,780 --> 02:33:14,560 I was supposed to play another game of chess with Thomas 3257 02:33:14,560 --> 02:33:30,280 Woo! It's in! It's in! We're in! We're back again! 3258 02:33:30,280 --> 02:33:36,840 Rishi Sunak 3259 02:33:36,840 --> 02:33:38,920 GAA banished door 3260 02:33:38,920 --> 02:33:40,220 Thank you very much for that 3261 02:33:40,220 --> 02:33:42,700 Fire sale's done! Prices are back to normal 3262 02:33:42,700 --> 02:33:43,420 Guy down there 3263 02:33:43,420 --> 02:33:43,960 I wonder what 3264 02:33:43,960 --> 02:33:45,420 What he's cooking up 3265 02:33:45,420 --> 02:33:46,700 We can cook down 3266 02:33:46,700 --> 02:33:47,980 Cook down there 3267 02:33:47,980 --> 02:33:48,740 And start cooking up 3268 02:33:48,740 --> 02:33:50,560 A bit of tasty business for him 3269 02:33:50,560 --> 02:33:55,740 I'm thinking tall building 3270 02:33:55,740 --> 02:33:57,240 Box search down here 3271 02:33:57,240 --> 02:34:04,300 Boxes of bags as well 3272 02:34:04,300 --> 02:34:04,880 Lovely stuff 3273 02:34:04,880 --> 02:34:10,480 I'm liking that striker 3274 02:34:10,480 --> 02:34:12,600 I'm taking that 3275 02:34:12,600 --> 02:34:13,600 And then we'll take that 3276 02:34:13,600 --> 02:34:14,520 So we've got the 3277 02:34:14,520 --> 02:34:15,400 Carrick 3278 02:34:15,400 --> 02:34:16,180 And we've got that 3279 02:34:16,180 --> 02:34:17,480 That's nice 3280 02:34:17,480 --> 02:34:18,980 What's that one? 3281 02:34:19,320 --> 02:34:20,680 Not my fucking cup of tea 3282 02:34:20,680 --> 02:34:22,580 Now 3283 02:34:22,580 --> 02:34:23,620 Just need to wait 3284 02:34:23,620 --> 02:34:25,940 And make sure there's no one's gonna get us here 3285 02:34:25,940 --> 02:34:33,940 Swap that for that. 3286 02:34:47,940 --> 02:34:49,940 This guy down here, look. 3287 02:34:53,940 --> 02:34:57,100 Where's the shots come from? Oh, look at this. 3288 02:34:57,100 --> 02:35:18,120 It's a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five situation a one two three four five 3289 02:35:25,920 --> 02:35:31,040 Oh, I don't mind if I do avail of your mortar strike. Thanks very much 3290 02:35:32,220 --> 02:35:35,420 Make sure no one else is around me there with that. That's a great situation 3291 02:35:37,440 --> 02:35:41,220 Now it's time to really level accusations of strike at someone 3292 02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:50,060 Don't want to get fucking chop-topped up here to be careful 3293 02:35:54,740 --> 02:35:57,400 But if an old radar wouldn't go amiss either 3294 02:36:05,440 --> 02:36:08,500 And and that as well I'll take that that's nice of you 3295 02:36:20,820 --> 02:36:24,200 Drop it into the a. Oh bring them bring them to me 3296 02:36:30,900 --> 02:36:32,900 Gas is moving 3297 02:36:47,780 --> 02:36:49,780 Ryan P. Thank you very much 3298 02:36:51,440 --> 02:36:56,020 Don't want to get fucking iced by this guy. So we just need to creep around for a minute 3299 02:37:02,420 --> 02:37:04,580 Target locked request fire miss 3300 02:37:05,300 --> 02:37:07,380 Copy that Phoenix two three is on station 3301 02:37:07,380 --> 02:37:08,260 Strike inbound 3302 02:37:14,840 --> 02:37:15,640 Shots missed 3303 02:37:25,220 --> 02:37:28,060 Will you be rewetting the box, Minister? 3304 02:37:28,060 --> 02:37:29,560 That's someone on a crane, is it? 3305 02:37:49,360 --> 02:37:51,540 Scoop the juice, thank you very much. 3306 02:37:51,540 --> 02:37:58,340 To fucking get this lad if he's still up there. 3307 02:38:00,840 --> 02:38:01,840 Oh! 3308 02:38:09,840 --> 02:38:12,540 Did well to get one landed from that distance as well. 3309 02:38:12,540 --> 02:38:19,540 From that trajectory as well, you're dealing with... physics, you're dealing with the Coriolis effect. It's all going off, you know? 3310 02:38:19,540 --> 02:38:21,540 *Sigh* 3311 02:38:37,480 --> 02:38:39,480 Just after hearing someone there... 3312 02:38:40,480 --> 02:38:41,480 ...sliding around. 3313 02:38:41,480 --> 02:38:43,480 Gas is moving in! New safe zone located! 3314 02:38:44,680 --> 02:38:46,680 The objective, I suppose... 3315 02:38:47,920 --> 02:38:49,360 ...is the EV. 3316 02:38:50,240 --> 02:38:51,240 Over there. 3317 02:38:51,960 --> 02:38:55,240 And I suppose in some way, shape or form... 3318 02:38:57,760 --> 02:39:04,260 We need to put our fucking mortal strike in our possession there. Okay, let's move. Let's move. With caution. 3319 02:39:05,760 --> 02:39:06,560 And reason. 3320 02:39:06,560 --> 02:39:27,080 Gas is inbound. 3321 02:39:27,080 --> 02:39:49,020 Request the ordnance. Position marked. 3322 02:39:49,020 --> 02:39:51,460 Copy your mark. Water strike inbound. 3323 02:39:51,460 --> 02:40:21,440 Crazy bit of engines. Yeah, I'm still here. I've just been not wanting to throw you off, like, you know, the way it's going, last 15 situation. So one, two, three, four, five, and for definite. 3324 02:40:21,440 --> 02:40:30,240 Couple of nice headshots thrown into the mix. What have you got in the next fucking bag of tricks? That's what we're all asking ourselves right now, but this could be a bad idea right here. 3325 02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:52,940 Nice, nice little corner here. Horses under starlight. Thank you very much for the tip. But I'm in the danger zone, so let's move. 3326 02:40:52,940 --> 02:40:58,580 You made it to the top ten. Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. 3327 02:41:03,940 --> 02:41:17,340 Top ten scenario so far. Brian P., thank you very much. Loving the streams. Last few days. Much appreciated. No problem. 3328 02:41:17,340 --> 02:41:25,940 Gat Kenny, thank you very much. Grenade O'Connor and Rishi Sunak. G-A-A Banasture. I hope you're getting that well. 3329 02:41:25,940 --> 02:41:27,940 Let's just move. Let's just move. Let's just move. 3330 02:41:38,940 --> 02:41:40,940 Bad fucking idea. I fucked it up. 3331 02:41:49,940 --> 02:41:51,940 What about the gas mask? 3332 02:41:52,940 --> 02:41:59,940 Only ten were left. Failure ain't fatal. It's just an opportunity to do better. 3333 02:42:00,940 --> 02:42:09,940 You did so well, but you just fucked it up so badly. So badly. It's just... not great at all. 3334 02:42:13,940 --> 02:42:18,940 Really, really bad stuff. Horses under starlight. Thanks very much for the tip. Scoop the juice. 3335 02:42:19,940 --> 02:42:28,940 Brian P., thank you very much. And Gat Kenny, Rishi Sunak. Grenade O'Connor Sammy, the street dog. Jimmy, Jimmy Tip. 3336 02:42:29,940 --> 02:42:36,940 Regarding the rice rinsing scenario. I wouldn't really be too much of a rice. 3337 02:42:37,940 --> 02:42:45,940 Regarding myself, I'm more of a... I like to get my carbohydrates from spots. And bread. Good, solid loaves of bread. 3338 02:42:48,940 --> 02:42:50,940 Anything in particular? 3339 02:42:51,940 --> 02:42:52,940 Most likely... 3340 02:42:54,940 --> 02:42:56,940 O'Hara's white sliced pan. 3341 02:42:58,940 --> 02:43:00,940 That's a very popular option in my house. 3342 02:43:01,940 --> 02:43:02,940 But as for the... 3343 02:43:03,940 --> 02:43:09,940 As for your fancy carbohydrates, your rices and your foreign stuffs like your rice and your pastas and all that sort. 3344 02:43:10,940 --> 02:43:12,940 I don't really need any of that crack myself. Like, you know, it's just... 3345 02:43:12,940 --> 02:43:19,940 You can get all the sustenance you need from ground vegetables and roots and tubers. 3346 02:43:20,940 --> 02:43:25,940 Thank you very much, sir, to Pat Kenny's Irish Castles and Jellybean. Thank you very much. 3347 02:43:25,940 --> 02:43:29,940 Small choke, lad, you say. You'll be grand. But definitely rinse your rice. 3348 02:43:31,940 --> 02:43:36,940 Thank you very much, sir, for the tip there. Ham spray. Very, very kindly. It's a damn shame. 3349 02:43:37,940 --> 02:43:38,940 But you're on the up. 3350 02:43:39,940 --> 02:43:41,940 Get that one, two, three, four, five situation rolling. 3351 02:43:42,940 --> 02:43:46,940 And rusty bullet hole bandit. Thank you very much, sir. 3352 02:43:46,940 --> 02:43:49,940 Is there any update on the monkey? Does he have a red arse? 3353 02:43:50,940 --> 02:43:51,940 I don't think... 3354 02:43:51,940 --> 02:43:54,940 There's been obviously no news as of yet. 3355 02:43:55,940 --> 02:43:57,940 He's not one of those red arsed monkeys. 3356 02:43:57,940 --> 02:43:59,940 I think he's more of a kind of... 3357 02:44:00,940 --> 02:44:01,940 Just a... 3358 02:44:01,940 --> 02:44:04,940 Probably just a grey arse, if I was to guess from the picture of him. 3359 02:44:05,940 --> 02:44:06,940 But I think it's only... 3360 02:44:09,940 --> 02:44:12,940 I think it's baboons that have red arses. 3361 02:44:14,940 --> 02:44:15,940 If I am correct there, Tom. 3362 02:44:17,940 --> 02:44:18,940 Yeah, you are right in saying that. 3363 02:44:19,940 --> 02:44:20,940 We both do have a red arse. 3364 02:44:20,940 --> 02:44:21,940 We're not really too sure. 3365 02:44:22,940 --> 02:44:23,940 But nobles definitely have a red arse. 3366 02:44:24,940 --> 02:44:25,940 And some of the monkey's arses... 3367 02:44:26,940 --> 02:44:28,940 They look like they're a prolapse. 3368 02:44:29,940 --> 02:44:30,940 It's a strange arse to have. 3369 02:44:32,940 --> 02:44:34,940 They really do have some strange arses. 3370 02:44:35,940 --> 02:44:37,940 I'm glad that we didn't evolve... 3371 02:44:38,940 --> 02:44:41,940 That was something we lost in the evolutionary pipeline. 3372 02:44:42,940 --> 02:44:43,940 Was that... 3373 02:44:43,940 --> 02:44:44,940 Prolapsed... 3374 02:44:45,940 --> 02:44:47,940 Prolapsed ass looking badass situation. 3375 02:44:50,940 --> 02:44:52,940 Yeah, or as Antonio says in the chat there... 3376 02:44:53,940 --> 02:44:53,940 Bizarre. 3377 02:44:54,940 --> 02:44:56,940 I'm glad that we haven't got that anymore. 3378 02:44:57,940 --> 02:44:58,940 Speak for yourself, says Conrad. 3379 02:44:59,940 --> 02:44:59,940 I apologise. 3380 02:45:00,940 --> 02:45:03,940 Hopefully I haven't triggered anyone with my chat about us not having... 3381 02:45:04,940 --> 02:45:05,940 Red prolapsed arses. 3382 02:45:06,940 --> 02:45:09,940 But if anybody out there does have that they're watching, we mean... 3383 02:45:10,940 --> 02:45:11,940 Defence. 3384 02:45:11,940 --> 02:45:13,940 We're just remarking upon how amazing it is that we don't have that. 3385 02:45:13,940 --> 02:45:14,940 Moon dust. 3386 02:45:15,940 --> 02:45:16,940 Moon dust is still a problem. 3387 02:45:17,940 --> 02:45:18,940 Moon dust is still a problem. 3388 02:45:19,940 --> 02:45:20,940 Moon dust... 3389 02:45:21,940 --> 02:45:24,940 I'm pressing my fucking Neil Oliver button there and I can't really hear anything. 3390 02:45:24,940 --> 02:45:25,940 It was such a damn shame. 3391 02:45:26,940 --> 02:45:27,940 Jamie, tip, thank you very much. 3392 02:45:28,940 --> 02:45:29,940 Dot hash, thank you very much for your tip there. 3393 02:45:30,940 --> 02:45:31,940 Thanks for all the laughs you say. 3394 02:45:31,940 --> 02:45:32,940 That's no problem at all. 3395 02:45:32,940 --> 02:45:34,940 Thanks for watching, tuning in, tipping. 3396 02:45:35,940 --> 02:45:36,940 Adam, thank you very much. 3397 02:45:36,940 --> 02:45:37,940 And McGax as well. 3398 02:45:38,940 --> 02:45:39,940 Not too many body bags in the last game, he said. 3399 02:45:40,940 --> 02:45:42,940 But look, there was a body bag or two or three right there. 3400 02:45:43,940 --> 02:45:44,940 And with a bit of luck. 3401 02:45:44,940 --> 02:45:46,940 Bit of fucking mischievous fucking monkey business. 3402 02:45:47,940 --> 02:45:48,940 We might get something going on. 3403 02:45:49,940 --> 02:45:51,940 I just get a little bit of heat going in this game now and something will happen. 3404 02:45:53,940 --> 02:45:56,940 But it was our intention to fucking hit the heavy rain, but it's not happening at the moment. 3405 02:45:57,940 --> 02:45:58,940 Mischievous monkey, thank you very much. 3406 02:45:59,940 --> 02:46:03,940 The escaped monkey might be in any way responsible for the earthquake shaking Japan. 3407 02:46:04,940 --> 02:46:05,940 Big, big shout out to Japan and... 3408 02:46:06,940 --> 02:46:09,940 Such a fucking sad situation to see them getting hit. 3409 02:46:10,940 --> 02:46:13,940 Yet again with another fucking natural disaster. 3410 02:46:14,940 --> 02:46:24,940 After, not so long after the Fukushima fucking meltdown, which was a man-made disaster in a way, but what triggered it was nature, God, if there is a God. 3411 02:46:25,940 --> 02:46:30,940 And they sent a gigantic fucking tsunami down to the Japanese to deal with. 3412 02:46:30,940 --> 02:46:32,940 And they can't deal with that, they're a small island. 3413 02:46:33,940 --> 02:46:35,940 And now it's an earthquake situation as well. 3414 02:46:37,940 --> 02:46:38,940 Gas is moving. 3415 02:46:38,940 --> 02:46:38,940 It's an earthquake situation. 3416 02:46:38,940 --> 02:46:50,940 Maybe some of the buildings caked, pancaked during it. I'm not sure. I haven't seen the news, but heard all about it. 3417 02:46:51,940 --> 02:46:55,940 I heard 45 was the toll and hopefully that's not gone up. 3418 02:46:55,940 --> 02:46:58,940 But I mean, it takes time real to calculate these things. 3419 02:46:59,940 --> 02:47:02,940 All I can say and all I will say is Japan, we're standing with you. 3420 02:47:03,940 --> 02:47:09,940 And we're gonna be thinking of you tonight and we're gonna get the fucking win for Japan as well as that monkey. It's not gonna be hard. I mean, it's not gonna be easy. 3421 02:47:12,940 --> 02:47:39,940 That looked like fucking one of the rapper guys like fucking Lloyd Banks or 50 Cent. One of the G-Unit alumni. Oh, for fuck's sake. Get under the water, man. I don't need this in my life. 3422 02:47:39,940 --> 02:47:44,940 Crazy bit of business. 3423 02:47:46,940 --> 02:47:48,940 Get over to Rohan Oil here. 3424 02:47:49,940 --> 02:47:58,940 Hopefully your man isn't still fucking shooting at us, but he's probably got nothing to- nothing else going on in his fucking life that he has to single us out. 3425 02:47:59,940 --> 02:48:00,940 Like this, but don't worry. 3426 02:48:01,940 --> 02:48:05,940 We're doing the business and we're doing it Japanese style for the Japanese. 3427 02:48:06,940 --> 02:48:09,940 In honor of them. And we stand with them as well in the war zone. 3428 02:48:09,940 --> 02:48:18,940 Tony Yeo sends his regards to the Japanese as well. He's gonna be doing a fucking whistle stop tour of Kurosawa. 3429 02:48:19,940 --> 02:48:28,940 Prefecture next Tuesday weekday. Don't know if that's been cancelled due to the unforeseen events, but looks like it's still on. 3430 02:48:29,940 --> 02:48:36,940 Let's get a few nice goody-goody gumdrops out of this shed, yeah? And then we'll really take control. 3431 02:48:42,940 --> 02:48:46,940 That's what we wanted. That's what we wanted. That's what we got. 3432 02:48:54,940 --> 02:49:00,940 You're doing well. You're keeping your head on your shoulders in a shit situation. 3433 02:49:01,940 --> 02:49:05,940 It's definitely not a one, two, three, four, five-er with a better luck. 3434 02:49:06,940 --> 02:49:07,940 Little balls. 3435 02:49:09,940 --> 02:49:10,940 You're gonna be able to do it. 3436 02:49:10,940 --> 02:49:11,940 It's Francis. 3437 02:49:12,940 --> 02:49:16,940 Makes his way out of the dodgy part of town. He landed in a shit situation. 3438 02:49:17,940 --> 02:49:20,940 And now there's a guy in the distance up on the rooftop here. 3439 02:49:21,940 --> 02:49:23,940 I think Francis is gonna go for it, are ya? 3440 02:49:24,940 --> 02:49:26,940 In a roundabout way I will, yeah. 3441 02:49:26,940 --> 02:49:30,940 I'm just gonna get round the other side here and get up onto the second building. 3442 02:49:31,940 --> 02:49:34,940 And then take it to him. He's up there anyway himself. 3443 02:49:45,940 --> 02:49:46,940 Get up the f- 3444 02:49:49,940 --> 02:49:51,940 Friendly loadout drops on the way. 3445 02:49:51,940 --> 02:49:57,940 I think there's another guy around here so it's best for us to f- 3446 02:49:57,940 --> 02:49:59,940 Can move away fast, to be honest. 3447 02:50:02,940 --> 02:50:03,940 Gas is moving in. 3448 02:50:03,940 --> 02:50:04,940 Take solo, man. 3449 02:50:07,940 --> 02:50:08,940 That's how you get the assist. 3450 02:50:08,940 --> 02:50:11,940 Someone was asking me the other day, how'd you get assists in this in solos? 3451 02:50:11,940 --> 02:50:14,940 Well that was it. I should have got the kill there if you asked me. 3452 02:50:15,940 --> 02:50:18,940 Probably wouldn't have been sound though, because the other lad did the f- can damage. 3453 02:50:18,940 --> 02:50:19,940 I should have got the damage. 3454 02:50:35,940 --> 02:50:36,940 Snipe these clowns. 3455 02:50:37,940 --> 02:50:39,940 Let's fucking snipe these clowns. 3456 02:50:39,940 --> 02:50:42,940 Long distance relationship we've got going on with this guy. 3457 02:50:43,940 --> 02:50:50,940 Are they ready for me? Because I'm ready for them. 3458 02:50:52,940 --> 02:50:53,940 What the f- are these guys like? 3459 02:50:56,940 --> 02:50:59,940 Can't see them, it's a damn shame we can't see them. Hopefully they can't see us. 3460 02:51:02,940 --> 02:51:03,940 You're losing ground. Move it. 3461 02:51:06,940 --> 02:51:07,940 Just wait here, it's nice. 3462 02:51:11,940 --> 02:51:14,940 It's a safe spot, that's the main thing. We're in a fucking safe spot. 3463 02:51:14,940 --> 02:51:16,940 Be advised, there's an enemy squad gunning for you. 3464 02:51:17,940 --> 02:51:18,940 No problem. 3465 02:51:18,940 --> 02:51:19,940 No problem. 3466 02:51:37,940 --> 02:51:39,940 Okay. That's fine. 3467 02:51:39,940 --> 02:51:40,940 That's fine. 3468 02:51:50,940 --> 02:51:52,940 Flembag9miljil, thank you very much. 3469 02:51:52,940 --> 02:51:54,940 Time to take a bit of a fucking detour here. 3470 02:51:59,940 --> 02:52:00,940 Someone's got their loadout box. 3471 02:52:01,940 --> 02:52:06,940 Thank you very much to Deputy Derek Diskin as well guys. 3472 02:52:06,940 --> 02:52:13,940 I'm going to make sure I can read out your beautiful and glorious messages when the time comes. 3473 02:52:13,940 --> 02:52:14,940 When the correct time comes. 3474 02:52:14,940 --> 02:52:20,940 But right now, it's about keeping alive, staying in the game and achieving the win at all costs. 3475 02:52:20,940 --> 02:52:21,940 Might not be pretty. 3476 02:52:22,940 --> 02:52:25,940 You won't be seeing that song when we get to the end. 3477 02:52:25,940 --> 02:52:27,940 It's going to be a beautiful scenario when it happens. 3478 02:52:27,940 --> 02:52:30,940 When it eventually happens, it'll be like something we've never witnessed or seen before. 3479 02:52:30,940 --> 02:52:32,940 And I do say that every time. 3480 02:52:32,940 --> 02:52:33,940 I'm aware of that. 3481 02:52:37,940 --> 02:52:38,940 Forgot that this is a... 3482 02:52:40,940 --> 02:52:44,940 An MP5 with some nice attachments on it as well. 3483 02:52:45,940 --> 02:52:48,940 Ellen Sperling, thank you very, very much. 3484 02:52:48,940 --> 02:52:49,940 Very, very kind of you. 3485 02:52:49,940 --> 02:52:52,940 Great singers and great entertainers as well. 3486 02:52:53,940 --> 02:52:56,940 And Kinky John Fowler, thank you very much. 3487 02:52:57,940 --> 02:52:58,940 Let's do this. 3488 02:52:58,940 --> 02:53:00,940 Let's do this for the boys and do it for the fans. 3489 02:53:00,940 --> 02:53:01,940 Let's do it for the fucking... 3490 02:53:02,940 --> 02:53:03,940 For the every man. 3491 02:53:09,940 --> 02:53:11,940 I think we're as well to get back in the fucking machine and... 3492 02:53:12,940 --> 02:53:14,940 And maybe head to a nicer pasture. 3493 02:53:14,940 --> 02:53:26,940 We've got a lovely... 3494 02:53:27,940 --> 02:53:29,940 Armoured car. 3495 02:53:30,940 --> 02:53:32,940 Right here, right now. 3496 02:53:33,940 --> 02:53:36,940 It feels great to be inside a beast like this. 3497 02:53:37,940 --> 02:53:42,940 I do believe there were shots coming at me from one of these fucking cell towers. 3498 02:53:43,940 --> 02:53:46,940 I'd be very, very fucking wary about this. 3499 02:53:46,940 --> 02:53:50,940 Cash drop is en route. 3500 02:53:51,940 --> 02:53:55,940 I can't see anyone back there. 3501 02:53:56,940 --> 02:53:57,940 I can't see anyone back there. 3502 02:54:04,940 --> 02:54:07,940 The contract is getting closer anyway. 3503 02:54:08,940 --> 02:54:10,940 It would be very, very... 3504 02:54:11,940 --> 02:54:12,940 Beautiful... 3505 02:54:13,940 --> 02:54:15,940 To get that contract run him over. 3506 02:54:16,940 --> 02:54:18,940 Watch out for the Sligo boys. 3507 02:54:19,940 --> 02:54:21,940 I don't think any of those guys are even... 3508 02:54:21,940 --> 02:54:23,940 Involved in any of this sort of stuff. 3509 02:54:24,940 --> 02:54:25,940 There's a guy right up there now. 3510 02:54:25,940 --> 02:54:27,940 And look what we've got going on right here. 3511 02:54:29,940 --> 02:54:30,940 Nothing. 3512 02:54:31,940 --> 02:54:31,940 It was a bad buzz. 3513 02:54:31,940 --> 02:54:32,940 Hopefully he hasn't come back up. 3514 02:54:33,940 --> 02:54:34,940 Maybe I was just seeing things. 3515 02:54:36,940 --> 02:54:38,940 A lot of pace for this game. 3516 02:54:42,940 --> 02:54:43,940 Zero body bags. 3517 02:54:43,940 --> 02:54:44,940 But it feels nice and pacey. 3518 02:54:45,940 --> 02:54:46,940 It feels like you're really beginning to... 3519 02:54:47,940 --> 02:54:48,940 Get the confidence up here. 3520 02:54:49,940 --> 02:54:50,940 You're... 3521 02:54:50,940 --> 02:54:51,940 You're taking the absolute pace. 3522 02:54:52,940 --> 02:54:53,940 And you're... 3523 02:54:53,940 --> 02:54:54,940 Going up onto different hilltops. 3524 02:54:55,940 --> 02:54:56,940 Looking for lads. 3525 02:54:56,940 --> 02:54:58,940 Getting ready for a shnipe out situation. 3526 02:54:58,940 --> 02:54:59,940 I like what you're doing. 3527 02:54:59,940 --> 02:55:00,940 I like what you're doing. 3528 02:55:15,940 --> 02:55:16,940 That was an accident. 3529 02:55:17,940 --> 02:55:18,940 You're on my line. 3530 02:55:19,940 --> 02:55:20,940 That was an accident. 3531 02:55:20,940 --> 02:55:21,940 I don't think... 3532 02:55:21,940 --> 02:55:22,940 I cracked him. 3533 02:55:22,940 --> 02:55:23,940 At least I got a shot on anyway. 3534 02:55:23,940 --> 02:55:24,940 Just a bit of damage. 3535 02:55:24,940 --> 02:55:26,940 Just to let him know that we're... 3536 02:55:26,940 --> 02:55:27,940 We're alive. 3537 02:55:27,940 --> 02:55:28,940 We're ready. 3538 02:55:28,940 --> 02:55:29,940 We can see him. 3539 02:55:29,940 --> 02:55:30,940 And we don't like the cut of his jib. 3540 02:55:44,940 --> 02:55:46,940 Wonder what Bell and Sperling are at around here. 3541 02:55:47,940 --> 02:55:47,940 What is... 3542 02:55:47,940 --> 02:55:48,940 This guy... 3543 02:55:48,940 --> 02:55:49,940 Is he still there? 3544 02:55:49,940 --> 02:55:50,940 What's his game? 3545 02:55:50,940 --> 02:55:51,940 Like what's his game plan? 3546 02:55:51,940 --> 02:55:52,940 He's... 3547 02:55:53,940 --> 02:55:54,940 Does he have a game plan? 3548 02:55:54,940 --> 02:55:56,940 Because I've got a fucking car. 3549 02:55:56,940 --> 02:55:57,940 It's armored. 3550 02:55:57,940 --> 02:56:00,940 I'm gonna have to go for some petrol soon enough. 3551 02:56:03,940 --> 02:56:04,940 Dead bodies. 3552 02:56:05,940 --> 02:56:08,940 This place is littered with dead bodies. 3553 02:56:11,940 --> 02:56:12,940 It's a 36... 3554 02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:12,940 It's a 36... 3555 02:56:12,940 --> 02:56:13,940 Man... 3556 02:56:14,940 --> 02:56:15,940 Situation. 3557 02:56:15,940 --> 02:56:16,940 Look at this. 3558 02:56:17,940 --> 02:56:18,940 We got parking. 3559 02:56:18,940 --> 02:56:20,940 We managed to find parking. 3560 02:56:26,940 --> 02:56:27,940 We got parking. 3561 02:56:27,940 --> 02:56:27,940 We got parking. 3562 02:56:27,940 --> 02:56:28,940 We got parking. 3563 02:56:28,940 --> 02:56:29,940 We got parking on you, man. 3564 02:56:29,940 --> 02:56:30,940 Thanks for the parking. 3565 02:56:31,940 --> 02:56:32,940 Missed me! 3566 02:56:32,940 --> 02:56:33,940 Beautiful stuff. 3567 02:56:33,940 --> 02:56:33,940 Beautiful stuff. 3568 02:56:33,940 --> 02:56:35,940 He would not have liked that at all. 3569 02:56:40,940 --> 02:56:41,940 Very... 3570 02:56:41,940 --> 02:56:42,940 Very homoerotic if you ask me. 3571 02:56:42,940 --> 02:56:43,940 And... 3572 02:56:43,940 --> 02:56:46,940 Doesn't really say much about your character or your style. 3573 02:56:47,940 --> 02:56:50,940 Giving lads the fucking lion's tea bag there. 3574 02:56:52,940 --> 02:56:53,940 Well, I tell you this. 3575 02:56:53,940 --> 02:56:54,940 I'm not lying. 3576 02:56:54,940 --> 02:56:58,940 When I say it was a pure Barry's situation. 3577 02:56:59,940 --> 02:57:00,940 110%. 3578 02:57:01,940 --> 02:57:03,940 Well, that's how we deal with things in the war zone. 3579 02:57:03,940 --> 02:57:04,940 And again... 3580 02:57:05,940 --> 02:57:06,940 Who needs body bags when... 3581 02:57:06,940 --> 02:57:08,940 It's okay getting the body bags, but... 3582 02:57:08,940 --> 02:57:09,940 Where's the style? 3583 02:57:10,940 --> 02:57:11,940 Where's the style? 3584 02:57:12,940 --> 02:57:13,940 And that's... 3585 02:57:13,940 --> 02:57:14,940 That's the... 3586 02:57:15,940 --> 02:57:16,940 That's the end question. 3587 02:57:16,940 --> 02:57:17,940 That's the end result, I find. 3588 02:57:17,940 --> 02:57:19,940 That you need to really be asking yourself. 3589 02:57:19,940 --> 02:57:21,940 When it comes to how we get in these victories. 3590 02:57:21,940 --> 02:57:22,940 And these wins. 3591 02:57:22,940 --> 02:57:23,940 These kills. 3592 02:57:24,940 --> 02:57:24,940 Uh oh! 3593 02:57:24,940 --> 02:57:25,940 Uh oh! 3594 02:57:25,940 --> 02:57:27,940 *thud* 3595 02:57:27,940 --> 02:57:29,940 *thud* 3596 02:57:29,940 --> 02:57:57,940 *BOOM* 3597 02:57:57,940 --> 02:57:59,940 Is this guy gonna run with us? 3598 02:57:59,940 --> 02:58:02,940 What's going on man, you gonna run? 3599 02:58:02,940 --> 02:58:05,940 Or are we gonna dance? 3600 02:58:05,940 --> 02:58:15,940 *BOOM* 3601 02:58:15,940 --> 02:58:17,940 He's down there look. 3602 02:58:17,940 --> 02:58:19,940 *BOOM* 3603 02:58:19,940 --> 02:58:21,940 *BOOM* 3604 02:58:21,940 --> 02:58:23,940 *BOOM* 3605 02:58:23,940 --> 02:58:52,940 Fuck off! There's- there's more than one! There's more than one! Let's get away, let's get away, we need style! Where's your style? Where's your style? You've got no style! 3606 02:58:52,940 --> 02:59:03,940 I think that lad did have style- watch out! There's a lad styling up on top of the building here! He's got a massive rifle! He's gonna style ya! 3607 02:59:03,940 --> 02:59:32,340 You've got no plates. We've got no plates guys. We've got no plates. There's a guy, there's a bad boy up top there. 3608 02:59:32,340 --> 02:59:56,980 There's mines, there's landmines. Some absolutely insane escapology going on here. Robbie Williams sends his regards. 3609 03:00:00,740 --> 03:00:06,980 Vin Diesel was asking for you as well Tom. 3610 03:00:29,140 --> 03:00:37,380 "Loadout drop headed your way." 3611 03:00:37,380 --> 03:00:43,620 "Loadout drop headed your way." 3612 03:00:43,620 --> 03:00:51,860 "Five situation thank you very much. And Dr. Kira Kelly and Big Red thank you very much I'll get back to you in a minute. Just need to fucking... make sure we do the business here. 3613 03:00:51,860 --> 03:01:00,100 17 left. 3614 03:01:00,100 --> 03:01:08,340 Gas is closing in. 3615 03:01:08,340 --> 03:01:14,580 With one body bag with the elusive victory which we couldn't get last year. A whole year has gone by. 3616 03:01:14,580 --> 03:01:22,820 This guy up top is sending airstrikes." 3617 03:01:22,820 --> 03:01:31,060 "Five situation thank you very much." 3618 03:01:31,060 --> 03:01:33,060 "Five situation thank you very much." 3619 03:01:33,060 --> 03:01:37,060 "Five situation thank you very much." 3620 03:01:37,060 --> 03:01:39,060 "Five situation thank you very much." 3621 03:01:39,060 --> 03:01:47,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3622 03:01:47,300 --> 03:01:49,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3623 03:01:49,300 --> 03:01:49,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3624 03:01:49,300 --> 03:01:51,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3625 03:01:51,300 --> 03:01:53,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3626 03:01:53,300 --> 03:01:55,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3627 03:01:55,300 --> 03:01:57,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3628 03:01:57,300 --> 03:01:59,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3629 03:01:59,300 --> 03:02:01,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3630 03:02:01,300 --> 03:02:03,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3631 03:02:03,300 --> 03:02:05,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3632 03:02:05,300 --> 03:02:07,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3633 03:02:07,300 --> 03:02:09,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3634 03:02:09,300 --> 03:02:11,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3635 03:02:11,300 --> 03:02:13,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3636 03:02:13,300 --> 03:02:15,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3637 03:02:15,300 --> 03:02:17,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3638 03:02:17,300 --> 03:02:19,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3639 03:02:19,300 --> 03:02:21,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3640 03:02:21,300 --> 03:02:23,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3641 03:02:23,300 --> 03:02:25,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3642 03:02:25,300 --> 03:02:27,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3643 03:02:27,300 --> 03:02:29,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3644 03:02:29,300 --> 03:02:31,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3645 03:02:31,300 --> 03:02:33,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3646 03:02:33,300 --> 03:02:35,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3647 03:02:35,300 --> 03:02:37,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3648 03:02:37,300 --> 03:02:39,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3649 03:02:39,300 --> 03:02:41,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3650 03:02:41,300 --> 03:02:43,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3651 03:02:43,300 --> 03:02:45,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3652 03:02:45,300 --> 03:02:47,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3653 03:02:47,300 --> 03:02:49,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3654 03:02:49,300 --> 03:02:51,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3655 03:02:51,300 --> 03:02:53,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3656 03:02:53,300 --> 03:02:55,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3657 03:02:55,300 --> 03:02:57,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3658 03:02:57,300 --> 03:02:59,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3659 03:02:59,300 --> 03:03:01,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3660 03:03:01,300 --> 03:03:03,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3661 03:03:03,300 --> 03:03:05,300 "Five situation thank you very much." 3662 03:03:05,300 --> 03:03:09,300 "Gas is moving." 3663 03:03:09,300 --> 03:03:11,300 "This doesn't look good." 3664 03:03:11,300 --> 03:03:13,300 "This does not look good to me there's a guy waiting for me." 3665 03:03:13,300 --> 03:03:15,300 "No." 3666 03:03:19,300 --> 03:03:21,300 "No." 3667 03:03:33,300 --> 03:03:34,660 Plates, plates! 3668 03:03:34,660 --> 03:03:58,880 You made it to the top five. 3669 03:03:59,880 --> 03:04:02,420 Gas is inbound, marking a new safe zone. 3670 03:04:02,420 --> 03:04:29,080 Gas is inbound. 3671 03:04:29,080 --> 03:04:36,080 Gas is inbound. 3672 03:04:36,080 --> 03:04:41,080 Gas is inbound. 3673 03:04:41,080 --> 03:04:48,080 Gas is inbound. 3674 03:04:48,080 --> 03:04:53,080 Gas is inbound. 3675 03:04:53,080 --> 03:05:00,080 Gas is inbound. 3676 03:05:00,080 --> 03:05:07,080 Gas is inbound. 3677 03:05:07,080 --> 03:05:08,080 That victory's ours next time. 3678 03:05:08,080 --> 03:05:09,080 It was a valiant effort. 3679 03:05:09,080 --> 03:05:10,080 Keep your head up. 3680 03:05:10,080 --> 03:05:11,080 Return to base for debrief. 3681 03:05:11,080 --> 03:05:12,080 It was a valiant effort. 3682 03:05:12,080 --> 03:05:14,080 I've been to return to base to debrief. 3683 03:05:14,080 --> 03:05:15,080 You got first place. 3684 03:05:15,080 --> 03:05:16,080 A couple of nice melon cracks. 3685 03:05:16,080 --> 03:05:23,080 I particularly liked the balls that you showed on going back into the gas to get some plates. 3686 03:05:23,080 --> 03:05:24,080 But it just wasn't to be. 3687 03:05:24,080 --> 03:05:30,080 It utilized the drone to great effect in the final furlong. 3688 03:05:30,080 --> 03:05:31,080 But look, it is what it is. 3689 03:05:31,080 --> 03:05:32,080 It was what it was. 3690 03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:33,080 It was a nice attempt to try to secure that elusive victory. 3691 03:05:33,080 --> 03:05:45,080 And as you look at the fella here playing, he's no better than yourself, Francis. 3692 03:05:45,080 --> 03:05:46,080 He has only three kills to his name. 3693 03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:46,080 And they were probably rubbish kills with no style whatsoever. 3694 03:05:46,080 --> 03:05:47,080 I'd be very interested in seeing what attachments he can stick on that sniper. 3695 03:05:47,080 --> 03:05:52,080 And I'd actually encourage you to use it going forward as well. 3696 03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:52,080 Not reloading for ages with sweating juice says Darren. 3697 03:05:52,080 --> 03:05:53,080 Look, we didn't even notice it. 3698 03:05:53,080 --> 03:05:54,080 I didn't even notice it. 3699 03:05:54,080 --> 03:05:55,080 I didn't even notice it. 3700 03:05:55,080 --> 03:05:56,080 I... 3701 03:05:56,080 --> 03:05:57,080 I... 3702 03:05:57,080 --> 03:05:58,080 Look at that snake. 3703 03:05:58,080 --> 03:05:59,080 I didn't even notice it. 3704 03:05:59,080 --> 03:06:00,080 I didn't even notice it. 3705 03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:01,080 I didn't even notice it. 3706 03:06:01,080 --> 03:06:02,080 I didn't even notice it. 3707 03:06:02,080 --> 03:06:03,080 I didn't even notice it, to be honest. 3708 03:06:03,080 --> 03:06:04,080 I was so in the zone. 3709 03:06:04,080 --> 03:06:05,080 But what about those snipes? 3710 03:06:05,080 --> 03:06:08,080 And I had to make educated guesses as to where the location of these guys were. 3711 03:06:08,080 --> 03:06:10,400 says Darren. Look, we didn't even notice. 3712 03:06:10,480 --> 03:06:11,540 I didn't even notice it. 3713 03:06:12,400 --> 03:06:12,840 I... 3714 03:06:12,840 --> 03:06:16,520 Look at that snake. I didn't 3715 03:06:16,520 --> 03:06:18,640 even notice it. I didn't even notice 3716 03:06:18,640 --> 03:06:20,480 it, to be honest. I was so in the zone, but 3717 03:06:20,480 --> 03:06:22,580 what about those snipes? And I had to make 3718 03:06:22,580 --> 03:06:24,540 educated guesses as to where the location 3719 03:06:24,540 --> 03:06:26,420 of these guys were. 3720 03:06:28,240 --> 03:06:30,340 Tony Aboa, G.A. Ben Ashore, 3721 03:06:30,420 --> 03:06:32,600 thank you very much. Reload. 3722 03:06:32,940 --> 03:06:34,340 Reload, thank you very much for the tip. 3723 03:06:35,080 --> 03:06:36,040 Five situation. 3724 03:06:36,580 --> 03:06:38,680 Lovely bit of business. Thank you very much for that tip there. 3725 03:06:38,740 --> 03:06:41,040 Very kind, yeah. News update. 3726 03:06:42,220 --> 03:06:42,800 Says Dr. 3727 03:06:42,900 --> 03:06:44,120 Kira Kelly, a monkey 3728 03:06:44,120 --> 03:06:46,840 like individual has been spotted 3729 03:06:46,840 --> 03:06:48,600 swinging from tree 3730 03:06:48,600 --> 03:06:50,800 to tree around the Tubercury 3731 03:06:50,800 --> 03:06:52,460 region wearing a double coat, 3732 03:06:52,700 --> 03:06:54,600 peaked cap and Vera 3733 03:06:54,600 --> 03:06:56,780 motor shoes. I'm not sure if that's the 3734 03:06:56,780 --> 03:06:58,940 reference to the very stylish 3735 03:06:58,940 --> 03:07:00,900 monkey that was seen smoking a fag 3736 03:07:00,900 --> 03:07:03,040 outside Ikea not too long ago, 3737 03:07:03,140 --> 03:07:04,340 but it does sound particularly 3738 03:07:04,340 --> 03:07:05,840 coincidental. 3739 03:07:06,520 --> 03:07:07,980 wouldn't that be coincidental, Tom? 3740 03:07:08,980 --> 03:07:09,740 Really would be. 3741 03:07:10,700 --> 03:07:12,100 Thank you very much for the tip. 3742 03:07:12,160 --> 03:07:12,900 Anyway, there, Dr. 3743 03:07:12,960 --> 03:07:14,580 Kira Kelly, big red, very kind of, yeah. 3744 03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:15,440 We're all behind you. 3745 03:07:15,540 --> 03:07:16,240 You say that's great stuff. 3746 03:07:16,300 --> 03:07:17,140 Bell and Spurling. 3747 03:07:17,540 --> 03:07:18,200 Very nice. 3748 03:07:18,300 --> 03:07:19,280 Thank you very much for that. 3749 03:07:20,000 --> 03:07:21,800 And Kinky John Fowler says, 3750 03:07:21,960 --> 03:07:23,340 France is happy new year. 3751 03:07:24,140 --> 03:07:25,380 The plane there at the beginning 3752 03:07:25,380 --> 03:07:26,940 would remind you of Schluglingers. 3753 03:07:27,100 --> 03:07:27,800 Would you ask Tommy, 3754 03:07:27,880 --> 03:07:29,620 does he not mistake into the skies at all? 3755 03:07:29,680 --> 03:07:30,860 I'll answer that question here. 3756 03:07:30,920 --> 03:07:31,860 And now I miss it a lot. 3757 03:07:32,320 --> 03:07:36,160 When I just think maybe the system has run its course 3758 03:07:36,160 --> 03:07:38,480 and he needs to upgrade his fucking card. 3759 03:07:38,700 --> 03:07:39,580 When are you going to do that? 3760 03:07:39,620 --> 03:07:40,860 Are you going to get a graphics card? 3761 03:07:40,980 --> 03:07:43,500 Because you're still, you're running a 1070 3762 03:07:43,500 --> 03:07:47,360 and times have gone on, times have changed. 3763 03:07:49,040 --> 03:07:56,140 I'm running a 1070 and it needs to go up to at least a fucking 3060 Ti. 3764 03:07:56,420 --> 03:07:58,980 But I mean, that's like a console. 3765 03:07:59,220 --> 03:08:02,600 So I mean, I'm just, I've spent the last year kind of delivering. 3766 03:08:02,720 --> 03:08:03,120 What do I do? 3767 03:08:03,180 --> 03:08:07,480 Do I buy a console and then ignore the PC and then stream off that? 3768 03:08:07,560 --> 03:08:10,020 But then of course that has its own limitations 3769 03:08:10,020 --> 03:08:12,560 and there's a lot of games that aren't even available 3770 03:08:12,560 --> 03:08:14,380 for the consoles that you get for the PC. 3771 03:08:14,740 --> 03:08:17,180 Or do you do that for the PC upgraded? 3772 03:08:17,180 --> 03:08:22,560 And then you miss out on the ease and simplicity of the console as well, 3773 03:08:22,620 --> 03:08:26,680 you know, because you're not then streaming off the same machine 3774 03:08:26,680 --> 03:08:27,840 that you're playing the game on. 3775 03:08:27,920 --> 03:08:30,720 So there's a lot of, a lot of technical aspects 3776 03:08:30,720 --> 03:08:32,600 that I'm not particularly too fucking aware of. 3777 03:08:32,740 --> 03:08:36,280 I won't be aware of until I've taken the plunge 3778 03:08:36,280 --> 03:08:38,700 and tried to fit a new graphics card into my machine. 3779 03:08:38,780 --> 03:08:41,240 Never even fitted a graphics card into my machine before. 3780 03:08:41,300 --> 03:08:44,660 It's the first time I've ever had a PC with a graphics card. 3781 03:08:44,660 --> 03:08:47,240 So that would be interesting in and of itself. 3782 03:08:47,440 --> 03:08:48,520 Would I be able to do it? 3783 03:08:48,800 --> 03:08:49,660 Would I fuck it up? 3784 03:08:50,460 --> 03:08:51,460 And then would it run? 3785 03:08:52,340 --> 03:08:55,320 I mean, people are saying it's easy enough to do, but I mean... 3786 03:08:56,160 --> 03:09:00,240 I actually haven't opened the case of the computer since I got it. 3787 03:09:00,320 --> 03:09:02,240 So it's probably dusty as fuck in there as well. 3788 03:09:03,040 --> 03:09:06,020 Don't forget to use olive oil there, Niall Flynn says. 3789 03:09:07,420 --> 03:09:10,540 And PC build stream could be a thing. 3790 03:09:11,420 --> 03:09:13,240 Simplest thing in the world, says Johnson. 3791 03:09:13,380 --> 03:09:14,700 I mean, there's a lot of people who are... 3792 03:09:15,560 --> 03:09:17,020 They know what they're doing with it, you know. 3793 03:09:17,180 --> 03:09:18,220 They're au fait with it. 3794 03:09:18,300 --> 03:09:19,400 Thank you very much, Flynn Bag. 3795 03:09:19,780 --> 03:09:20,420 9ml Jill. 3796 03:09:20,560 --> 03:09:25,160 75% sale on body bags, eggs, pudding and beans. 3797 03:09:25,920 --> 03:09:28,420 And Mischievous Monkey, thank you very much there. 3798 03:09:28,540 --> 03:09:31,780 Rusty Bullet, Old Bandit, Ham Spray as well. 3799 03:09:31,960 --> 03:09:33,480 And Jelly Bean. 3800 03:09:34,960 --> 03:09:36,480 That was a nice turn up for the books. 3801 03:09:37,540 --> 03:09:38,840 It had something to it. 3802 03:09:38,880 --> 03:09:40,560 It had a bit of zap to it, a bit of zip. 3803 03:09:40,680 --> 03:09:46,160 And I'm quite encouraged by that MP5 sniper setup, Snipe House. 3804 03:09:46,580 --> 03:09:50,820 I think you should rename that in your thing as just Snipe House. 3805 03:09:51,340 --> 03:09:55,300 And maybe do that now while you've got the time in between this and this game. 3806 03:09:55,300 --> 03:09:57,560 I know we were meant to go into heavy rain now. 3807 03:09:57,980 --> 03:10:02,540 But it just feels as though we're beginning to get that style about us. 3808 03:10:02,660 --> 03:10:04,300 It feels like something's happening, you know. 3809 03:10:05,000 --> 03:10:08,100 Hugh in the chat even says two great games there. 3810 03:10:09,080 --> 03:10:11,800 And, you know, you feel that the win... 3811 03:10:11,800 --> 03:10:16,160 We're kind of getting the sense that a win is imminent. 3812 03:10:18,820 --> 03:10:22,480 Yeah, I'm just going to rename Sniper as Snipe House. 3813 03:10:23,480 --> 03:10:25,360 Edit with R there and... 3814 03:10:26,440 --> 03:10:28,680 We should look at the gunsmith and see what we can put on this. 3815 03:10:28,760 --> 03:10:30,140 We've got an underbarrel. 3816 03:10:30,260 --> 03:10:31,760 Let's put something in the underbarrel. 3817 03:10:34,000 --> 03:10:36,720 Let's fucking put a fucking bipod on there. 3818 03:10:37,900 --> 03:10:38,420 I can't. 3819 03:10:39,300 --> 03:10:40,280 We've been maxed out. 3820 03:10:40,360 --> 03:10:40,940 We've been maxed out. 3821 03:10:41,660 --> 03:10:42,580 What about this? 3822 03:10:42,740 --> 03:10:43,880 We've been both maxed out. 3823 03:10:43,900 --> 03:10:44,480 I'm happy with them. 3824 03:10:44,540 --> 03:10:46,700 There's no silencer, but I just feel like, what's the point? 3825 03:10:47,620 --> 03:10:50,280 It's just like, I want to have a powerful weapon 3826 03:10:50,280 --> 03:10:53,060 and I don't care who sees me or hears me using it. 3827 03:10:53,240 --> 03:10:57,080 And that can then draw them into my web. 3828 03:10:57,320 --> 03:10:58,540 Like a fucking spider. 3829 03:10:59,140 --> 03:11:00,140 Killing these flies. 3830 03:11:01,040 --> 03:11:02,780 Thanks for the explanation on the graphics card. 3831 03:11:02,860 --> 03:11:03,840 Says Kiki John Fowler. 3832 03:11:03,940 --> 03:11:04,660 Thanks for the tip. 3833 03:11:04,940 --> 03:11:05,900 Is what I say to you. 3834 03:11:06,600 --> 03:11:09,360 And none other than Styli Minogue. 3835 03:11:09,600 --> 03:11:10,700 Thank you very much as well. 3836 03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:17,000 Just to let you know, I've binged the Slug Lingus videos of last year. 3837 03:11:17,000 --> 03:11:23,780 I want to thank Tommy personally for the happiness and joy of the trips into the blue void, you say. 3838 03:11:23,900 --> 03:11:25,240 Hopefully there is no blue void. 3839 03:11:25,720 --> 03:11:30,280 As I recall, it was a blue void when you started doing those fucking flight streams, wasn't it? 3840 03:11:31,620 --> 03:11:35,220 Yeah, slap bang in the middle of COVID lockdowns, I think it was. 3841 03:11:35,400 --> 03:11:40,980 It was a strange time to be alive, but I hammered it for a month and I really loved it. 3842 03:11:41,100 --> 03:11:43,640 And then thought, this game is, this is amazing. 3843 03:11:44,340 --> 03:11:48,680 I don't want to tear the arse out of it and have it saved for later. 3844 03:11:49,120 --> 03:11:51,580 Like in the way that you would be with the, uh... 3845 03:11:51,580 --> 03:11:53,740 The stewardship of a, you know? 3846 03:11:55,360 --> 03:11:59,360 I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha, I getcha. 3847 03:11:59,360 --> 03:11:59,840 Stop. 3848 03:12:01,200 --> 03:12:03,280 Now, let's do this. 3849 03:12:04,040 --> 03:12:10,580 Is it worth visiting the stronghold for a bit of fucking heavy-handed hot drop action? 3850 03:12:11,240 --> 03:12:15,480 Could be a real nightmare creature down here. 3851 03:12:15,540 --> 03:12:16,520 But let's see what we've got. 3852 03:12:16,600 --> 03:12:17,820 It's down at the radar tower. 3853 03:12:18,820 --> 03:12:21,320 And we're straight into the fucking hotbox unit. 3854 03:12:22,660 --> 03:12:23,680 Couple of gunnage. 3855 03:12:24,640 --> 03:12:26,060 Bit of fucking Wurzel gunnage. 3856 03:12:27,700 --> 03:12:32,540 Very, very surprised that nobody has taken the opportunity to come down this way so far. 3857 03:12:32,860 --> 03:12:34,080 So far, we're okay. 3858 03:12:34,180 --> 03:12:36,600 Let's slap one of these radars down in a minute. 3859 03:12:36,940 --> 03:12:37,860 When we get the word. 3860 03:12:38,160 --> 03:12:39,280 Gas is closing in. 3861 03:12:40,800 --> 03:12:42,060 This should be nice now. 3862 03:12:42,120 --> 03:12:44,660 Getting that snipe house loadout that we so... 3863 03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:47,580 Want and love. 3864 03:12:47,640 --> 03:12:49,560 I'm gonna stick a radar there just in case. 3865 03:12:49,660 --> 03:12:50,220 No one's here. 3866 03:12:51,360 --> 03:12:56,400 And we've got accusations of bullet being levelled from a mountainside top there. 3867 03:12:56,580 --> 03:12:58,640 But what we'll do is get the snipe house. 3868 03:12:59,160 --> 03:13:01,840 And go and pay a little mountain man a visit. 3869 03:13:02,800 --> 03:13:04,840 Old Johnny Mountain Box himself. 3870 03:13:06,200 --> 03:13:08,620 That's putting out our own little personal UAV. 3871 03:13:08,760 --> 03:13:10,960 I'm not gonna bother with the black side key. 3872 03:13:11,060 --> 03:13:11,480 I've got it. 3873 03:13:11,520 --> 03:13:11,820 All right. 3874 03:13:11,880 --> 03:13:13,180 I might end up throwing it away. 3875 03:13:14,100 --> 03:13:17,700 At some stage during the game to free up space for other stuff. 3876 03:13:18,320 --> 03:13:19,940 But let's just wait here for a moment. 3877 03:13:20,060 --> 03:13:24,360 Really just make use of the radar that's there. 3878 03:13:27,180 --> 03:13:30,140 I'd love to be able to see out this window here and snipe out the window. 3879 03:13:35,420 --> 03:13:37,040 That's where we've seen the beast. 3880 03:13:39,160 --> 03:13:41,840 There's no chance that he's made his way down. 3881 03:13:41,900 --> 03:13:42,480 Oh, he has. 3882 03:13:42,620 --> 03:13:43,460 He's made his way down. 3883 03:13:47,800 --> 03:13:49,000 A couple of buildings over. 3884 03:13:49,000 --> 03:13:50,260 Down here. 3885 03:13:57,260 --> 03:13:58,520 Pure pot shots, you know. 3886 03:13:58,960 --> 03:14:00,420 Real speculative stuff. 3887 03:14:01,200 --> 03:14:03,460 Maybe go up on the mountain and get the jump on him. 3888 03:14:04,580 --> 03:14:05,620 We keep this secure. 3889 03:14:05,620 --> 03:14:23,120 Cliche Shafé, thank you very much. 3890 03:14:33,800 --> 03:14:36,240 Just doing a little bit of creeping and sneaking here. 3891 03:14:37,540 --> 03:14:41,900 See your man has gone over to the fucking, there's like an underground base layer up there, so. 3892 03:14:43,840 --> 03:14:50,380 Get ourselves on the QB and head like over there in a nice kind of fucking circular direction. 3893 03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:54,640 Hopefully draw him out of the lair that he's found himself in. 3894 03:15:00,480 --> 03:15:16,240 Bill Clinton, how are you? Thanks very much for the tip and I hope that you are getting on well and that the impending scenario that you're going to be faced with a la Epstein and the boys is not going to get you down too much. 3895 03:15:16,580 --> 03:15:21,580 But I tell you something, if it was me, if you was me and I was you, I'd be shitting bricks. 3896 03:15:24,380 --> 03:15:28,240 It will be interesting, thanks very much for the tip, Pat the Popper and Bill Clinton. 3897 03:15:28,480 --> 03:15:33,020 It'll be interesting to see how he manages to worm his way out of that one. 3898 03:15:34,980 --> 03:15:37,660 Also equally interesting to see what's going on here. 3899 03:15:38,820 --> 03:15:40,560 Where is this guy that you were sniping? 3900 03:15:41,280 --> 03:15:42,320 He's not showing face. 3901 03:15:46,380 --> 03:15:58,640 You're fucking joking me. 3902 03:15:58,640 --> 03:16:00,680 The gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. 3903 03:16:04,080 --> 03:16:06,480 Oh, you're on my lane now. 3904 03:16:07,560 --> 03:16:11,660 Got absolutely poppered out of it there by fucking Pat the Popper using his pop machine. 3905 03:16:11,660 --> 03:16:14,700 I had the better weapon. 3906 03:16:15,260 --> 03:16:16,520 I had the better weapon. 3907 03:16:16,720 --> 03:16:17,660 And I gave him a headshot. 3908 03:16:17,760 --> 03:16:20,360 I thought that he took the headshot. 3909 03:16:20,520 --> 03:16:21,500 It cracked his armor. 3910 03:16:22,360 --> 03:16:23,620 He'll definitely get down and hide. 3911 03:16:23,680 --> 03:16:24,540 No, he didn't hide. 3912 03:16:24,640 --> 03:16:27,520 He had the fucking warrior's soul and spirit. 3913 03:16:29,760 --> 03:16:32,340 Killed by a man called Suck My Bullets. 3914 03:16:32,660 --> 03:16:36,260 That's an absolute damn shame and an insult to injury as well. 3915 03:16:36,260 --> 03:16:53,220 See ya! 3916 03:16:55,220 --> 03:16:56,920 Just one of those days. 3917 03:16:57,560 --> 03:16:58,380 Charlie Mike. 3918 03:16:58,540 --> 03:16:59,840 It's just one of those days. 3919 03:16:59,840 --> 03:16:59,900 See ya! 3920 03:16:59,900 --> 03:17:09,600 This could be fucking... 3921 03:17:09,600 --> 03:17:12,600 Very, very... 3922 03:17:12,600 --> 03:17:14,060 Dodgy indeed. 3923 03:17:14,460 --> 03:17:15,860 Not a great strategy. 3924 03:17:16,100 --> 03:17:19,400 We already know for real that there was somebody up here not too long ago. 3925 03:17:19,480 --> 03:17:21,680 What we're gonna do, though, is get that snipe house. 3926 03:17:21,680 --> 03:17:22,680 Stay... 3927 03:17:22,680 --> 03:17:44,920 I'd like to stay up at the top of this church. 3928 03:17:44,920 --> 03:17:47,640 If I could get there, it would be really handy and nice for me. 3929 03:17:47,640 --> 03:18:04,440 Where are the plates? 3930 03:18:04,440 --> 03:18:05,620 Do you know? 3931 03:18:19,400 --> 03:18:21,320 Not great tactics. 3932 03:18:21,560 --> 03:18:22,420 Let's just say that. 3933 03:18:22,500 --> 03:18:23,500 But you got the load out. 3934 03:18:26,060 --> 03:18:29,200 If you find some plates in a car, it's game over. 3935 03:18:29,680 --> 03:18:30,460 For these guys. 3936 03:18:30,680 --> 03:18:31,240 Not for us. 3937 03:18:31,240 --> 03:18:38,240 There's... 3938 03:18:38,240 --> 03:18:39,240 There's... 3939 03:18:39,240 --> 03:18:40,360 A plate. 3940 03:18:45,400 --> 03:18:47,800 Couple of fucking tacticals and a lethal. 3941 03:18:56,520 --> 03:18:57,680 And a UAV. 3942 03:18:57,800 --> 03:18:58,420 That's perfect. 3943 03:18:58,420 --> 03:19:00,940 Requesting Rick on flyover. 3944 03:19:00,940 --> 03:19:01,280 Copy. 3945 03:19:01,540 --> 03:19:02,780 UAV orbiting the AO. 3946 03:19:03,080 --> 03:19:05,320 Completely and utterly safe. 3947 03:19:06,760 --> 03:19:07,800 Nobody around us. 3948 03:19:07,860 --> 03:19:08,280 We're sound. 3949 03:19:09,780 --> 03:19:12,140 And enough money to go and get a UAV. 3950 03:19:12,220 --> 03:19:12,940 A secondary UAV. 3951 03:19:13,680 --> 03:19:16,520 And we'll just mark those cards down there. 3952 03:19:16,620 --> 03:19:18,420 Go and sit on a hilltop and snipe it. 3953 03:19:18,760 --> 03:19:19,700 Just snipe it. 3954 03:19:23,360 --> 03:19:24,800 Take that for later as well. 3955 03:19:24,860 --> 03:19:25,280 And that. 3956 03:19:25,280 --> 03:19:30,400 Oh no! 3957 03:19:36,040 --> 03:19:36,640 Just... 3958 03:19:36,640 --> 03:19:37,780 We'll head down to the... 3959 03:19:37,780 --> 03:19:39,560 The mountain top now and snipe it. 3960 03:19:39,620 --> 03:19:40,280 We need to go... 3961 03:19:40,280 --> 03:19:43,880 Actually need to go and buy some fucking plates after that debacle. 3962 03:19:44,660 --> 03:19:45,400 Oh no! 3963 03:19:45,400 --> 03:19:52,200 It's a heavy situation. 3964 03:19:54,500 --> 03:19:56,680 Accusations of bullets being leveled at you. 3965 03:19:56,780 --> 03:19:58,380 Be attacked by an enemy squad. 3966 03:19:58,560 --> 03:19:59,120 Evade and survive. 3967 03:19:59,120 --> 03:20:01,000 Requesting Rick on flyover. 3968 03:20:01,080 --> 03:20:01,300 Copy. 3969 03:20:01,600 --> 03:20:02,820 UAV orbiting the AO. 3970 03:20:03,080 --> 03:20:03,820 Rick on is online. 3971 03:20:03,820 --> 03:20:31,060 I wonder where he went. 3972 03:20:31,060 --> 03:20:39,600 You got gas moving in. 3973 03:20:54,300 --> 03:20:55,340 Horses under starlight. 3974 03:20:55,420 --> 03:20:56,760 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3975 03:20:56,840 --> 03:20:57,020 Look. 3976 03:20:58,700 --> 03:20:59,800 Need to get down here. 3977 03:20:59,920 --> 03:21:01,680 There's a car down at the gas station. 3978 03:21:03,340 --> 03:21:04,760 Lovely bit of gas station. 3979 03:21:05,900 --> 03:21:08,700 Car business to be dealt with down here. 3980 03:21:08,780 --> 03:21:09,840 Make sure there's nobody here. 3981 03:21:09,900 --> 03:21:11,220 Though the door is open, remember. 3982 03:21:11,980 --> 03:21:12,880 Be frosty. 3983 03:21:12,880 --> 03:21:42,560 Someone had mined the, uh... 3984 03:21:42,560 --> 03:21:43,200 Garage there. 3985 03:21:43,240 --> 03:21:44,360 Hopefully this isn't mined here. 3986 03:21:44,820 --> 03:21:45,100 Nope. 3987 03:21:45,680 --> 03:21:46,940 Don't mind if I do. 3988 03:21:48,020 --> 03:21:49,320 Straight back into it. 3989 03:21:52,860 --> 03:21:55,560 And then our final circle maybe, perhaps. 3990 03:21:55,680 --> 03:21:56,400 Soon enough, Tom. 3991 03:21:58,980 --> 03:22:00,320 It's not the cleanest. 3992 03:22:00,480 --> 03:22:02,400 It's not the cleanest one, but it's a one. 3993 03:22:03,620 --> 03:22:04,480 It's a one. 3994 03:22:04,940 --> 03:22:05,860 Let's just say that. 3995 03:22:05,980 --> 03:22:09,600 And you are in that last 25 shake-up. 3996 03:22:10,160 --> 03:22:11,060 Last 26. 3997 03:22:12,240 --> 03:22:16,820 It's going to be in the shake-up for the final circle. 3998 03:22:18,500 --> 03:22:19,520 That's what you want. 3999 03:22:19,940 --> 03:22:21,660 Just keep an eye out for snipers. 4000 03:22:21,860 --> 03:22:22,760 It's where we... 4001 03:22:22,760 --> 03:22:29,220 That's a lovely box inside there, but we won't take to it because it's just one of those load-out boxes. 4002 03:22:29,380 --> 03:22:30,640 It gives you your load-out weapons. 4003 03:22:30,920 --> 03:22:31,860 We've already got them. 4004 03:22:32,200 --> 03:22:34,200 And we're heading for a brighter day. 4005 03:22:34,300 --> 03:22:35,160 There's a guy over here. 4006 03:22:35,160 --> 03:22:36,780 Level accusations of Carradine. 4007 03:22:38,220 --> 03:22:39,360 David Carradine. 4008 03:22:40,480 --> 03:22:41,100 Fucking hell. 4009 03:22:43,100 --> 03:22:43,960 He did well. 4010 03:22:53,960 --> 03:22:55,600 Got a hop, skip, and a jump. 4011 03:22:55,640 --> 03:22:56,620 He did well there. 4012 03:22:56,680 --> 03:22:57,920 The enemy lost track of you. 4013 03:22:57,920 --> 03:22:59,120 Still in the gaff there. 4014 03:22:59,820 --> 03:23:01,040 Probably not going to come out. 4015 03:23:02,060 --> 03:23:03,220 He has come out. 4016 03:23:05,360 --> 03:23:08,780 We're not going to let him have sight of us. 4017 03:23:09,160 --> 03:23:11,320 And we're getting it from all fucking angles now. 4018 03:23:12,860 --> 03:23:13,780 And that's it all. 4019 03:23:16,940 --> 03:23:18,460 Supply grates are restocked. 4020 03:23:18,520 --> 03:23:19,900 Advise you load up now. 4021 03:23:21,200 --> 03:23:22,660 Good night and God bless. 4022 03:23:24,820 --> 03:23:27,940 It's a one, two, three, four, five situation. 4023 03:23:28,280 --> 03:23:30,200 A one, two, three, four, five situation. 4024 03:23:30,320 --> 03:23:31,100 What style? 4025 03:23:31,480 --> 03:23:34,240 A one, two, three, four, five situation. 4026 03:23:34,240 --> 03:23:36,800 A one, two, three, four, five situation. 4027 03:23:37,460 --> 03:23:40,700 It's a one, two, three, four, five situation. 4028 03:23:41,020 --> 03:23:43,920 A one, two, three, four, five situation. 4029 03:23:44,340 --> 03:23:47,180 A one, two, three, four, five situation. 4030 03:23:47,580 --> 03:23:49,980 A one, two, three, four, five. 4031 03:23:50,320 --> 03:23:52,800 A one, two, three, four, five. 4032 03:23:55,740 --> 03:23:58,360 Really is a one, two, three, four, five situation. 4033 03:23:58,360 --> 03:23:59,140 It's what we're witnessing. 4034 03:23:59,240 --> 03:24:00,080 Get the plates on you. 4035 03:24:06,660 --> 03:24:08,540 I'd love to fucking see these guys 4036 03:24:08,540 --> 03:24:10,380 through the sniper scope here now. 4037 03:24:10,520 --> 03:24:12,800 If it was possible at all. 4038 03:24:12,800 --> 03:24:42,780 The guys have to move, don't they? 4039 03:24:42,780 --> 03:24:44,340 because there's one fella there, 4040 03:24:44,420 --> 03:24:48,200 but they have to move because this is coming in. 4041 03:24:49,620 --> 03:24:51,320 The guy shooting down there, is there? 4042 03:25:01,260 --> 03:25:02,260 What about down here? 4043 03:25:02,260 --> 03:25:02,480 Look. 4044 03:25:04,200 --> 03:25:05,180 It's all going off. 4045 03:25:05,420 --> 03:25:07,060 We're right in the fucking centerfold. 4046 03:25:08,040 --> 03:25:10,240 It could be a real tits up scenario 4047 03:25:10,240 --> 03:25:12,660 if we lose track and sight of what we're doing. 4048 03:25:12,740 --> 03:25:13,320 We're right in the middle. 4049 03:25:13,840 --> 03:25:16,900 I can already see a sniper's glint down there. 4050 03:25:16,980 --> 03:25:17,660 So, I mean, look. 4051 03:25:18,740 --> 03:25:20,500 It'd be as well to get in the car and fucking drive, 4052 03:25:20,620 --> 03:25:22,060 but I want to clean up. 4053 03:25:22,060 --> 03:25:23,560 I want to clean up. 4054 03:25:32,420 --> 03:25:33,940 Can't see anyone there. 4055 03:25:33,940 --> 03:25:34,220 I'm here. 4056 03:25:34,220 --> 03:26:04,200 I'm here. 4057 03:26:04,200 --> 03:26:34,180 I'm here. 4058 03:26:34,180 --> 03:26:35,180 I'm here. 4059 03:26:35,180 --> 03:26:36,180 I'm here. 4060 03:26:36,180 --> 03:26:37,180 I'm here. 4061 03:26:37,180 --> 03:26:38,180 I'm here. 4062 03:26:38,180 --> 03:26:39,180 I'm here. 4063 03:26:39,180 --> 03:26:40,180 I'm here. 4064 03:26:40,180 --> 03:26:41,180 I'm here. 4065 03:26:41,180 --> 03:26:41,180 I'm here. 4066 03:26:41,180 --> 03:26:42,180 I'm here. 4067 03:26:42,180 --> 03:26:43,180 I'm here. 4068 03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:43,180 I'm here. 4069 03:26:43,180 --> 03:26:44,180 I'm here. 4070 03:26:44,180 --> 03:26:45,180 I'm here. 4071 03:26:45,180 --> 03:26:46,180 I'm here. 4072 03:26:46,180 --> 03:26:46,180 I'm here. 4073 03:26:46,180 --> 03:26:47,180 I'm here. 4074 03:26:47,180 --> 03:26:48,180 I'm here. 4075 03:26:48,180 --> 03:26:49,180 I'm here. 4076 03:26:49,180 --> 03:26:49,180 I'm here. 4077 03:26:49,180 --> 03:26:50,180 I'm here. 4078 03:26:50,180 --> 03:26:51,180 I'm here. 4079 03:26:51,180 --> 03:26:51,180 I'm here. 4080 03:26:51,180 --> 03:26:52,180 I'm here. 4081 03:26:52,180 --> 03:26:58,420 On a fuckin' - oh I don't know where he is, he's up there in the sky somewhere. Ernie Pie in the sky. 4082 03:26:59,940 --> 03:27:09,300 It's an Ernie Pie in the sky situation but we don't want that to be the situation. What we want is our own private Idaho. 4083 03:27:09,300 --> 03:27:17,820 We need to get into a fuckin' safety building that can give us the protection that we crave and desire so much. 4084 03:27:17,820 --> 03:27:20,300 I'm looking at this place here Tom, what do you think? 4085 03:27:20,300 --> 03:27:27,300 Come here, come here! 4086 03:27:27,300 --> 03:27:47,300 Not great, not great and there's - *laughs* 4087 03:27:47,300 --> 03:27:54,300 Oh, fuck off! You're on my line there Francis. 4088 03:27:54,300 --> 03:28:01,300 It's a 1, 2, 3, 4 fucked situation. A 1, 2, 3, 4 fucked situation. 4089 03:28:01,300 --> 03:28:08,300 What did sh - *laughs* 4090 03:28:08,300 --> 03:28:15,300 Thank you very much there. Tasty chips. Very, very kindly, tasty chips. A great, great situation. A lovely tipper - *laughs* 4091 03:28:15,300 --> 03:28:17,300 Tip Ripper - *laughs* 4092 03:28:17,300 --> 03:28:22,300 Tip Ripper Ruinas there. I hope you're doing well. And that life is treating you well. Let's just see what we can 4093 03:28:22,300 --> 03:28:27,300 do here with this situation that we've been granted. 4094 03:28:27,300 --> 03:28:28,300 Oh. 4095 03:28:28,300 --> 03:28:34,300 Pop that into there. We've got our fuckin' situation there. Thank you very much there. 4096 03:28:34,300 --> 03:28:41,300 Mark Voodooca, GAA Ben Stewart. 4097 03:28:41,300 --> 03:28:43,300 You're just on a bike, Thomas. 4098 03:28:43,300 --> 03:28:47,300 Big time. Big time Christage. 4099 03:28:48,300 --> 03:28:49,300 Christ air. 4100 03:28:49,300 --> 03:28:50,300 I mean, *laughs* 4101 03:28:50,300 --> 03:29:12,300 It just feels like, you know, you're up against it in a big, heavy way at the moment. And there's not much that's gonna really be able to change the business. You did well though. You did well. But it was that mine layer. And God knows how we managed to get you with that. I thought that you'd blown up all the mines that there was to be mined. 4102 03:29:12,300 --> 03:29:41,300 Red, uh, you're on my line. Red cabbage. Thanks very much there for that tip there. Ah, look. It is what it is. I mean, yeah, look at me. Yeah. What can you do? You know, this is the hand you're fuckin' dealt with. This is the hand you gotta play with, you know? I don't like that hand. It's a fuckin' shit hand. 4103 03:29:41,300 --> 03:29:51,300 Or it could be worse. We could be fucked. We could be in the doldrums. Well and truly, completely. Truly, madly, deeply. 4104 03:29:51,300 --> 03:29:58,300 Moondust. Moondust is still a problem. Moondust. 4105 03:29:58,300 --> 03:30:07,400 get this now and we get that and we throw that over here like so and then of course we will uh 4106 03:30:07,400 --> 03:30:16,920 stick on our game capture window which should yield to us a beautiful slice of heavy rain if we can get there 4107 03:30:16,920 --> 03:30:35,140 that's lovely one two we got this we got the audio on the drainage 4108 03:30:35,140 --> 03:30:38,680 see if we can get the audio on the range there 4109 03:30:38,680 --> 03:30:51,860 nice audio it feels nice it feels really nice 4110 03:30:51,860 --> 03:30:58,740 was that the first time 4111 03:30:58,740 --> 03:31:04,540 sorry first time you killed somebody 4112 03:31:04,540 --> 03:31:12,440 first time you killed somebody what was it like did you enjoy it i like that it always does 4113 03:31:12,440 --> 03:31:19,900 something to you the first time then you get used to it i like that i don't mind killing anybody 4114 03:31:19,900 --> 03:31:26,400 aggressive defensive i'm not sure i want to get used to it 4115 03:31:30,400 --> 03:31:35,400 thank you very much sir sakuba 2017 tip moranis and red cabbage 4116 03:31:35,400 --> 03:31:42,000 what do you like you like the way uh you kill somebody do you feel good when you do that 4117 03:31:42,000 --> 03:31:45,280 hurts the first time right gets easy with every kill 4118 03:31:45,280 --> 03:31:54,240 actually gets nice i enjoy it it's like this man is a real man of the gun a man of the bullet a guy who 4119 03:31:54,240 --> 03:32:00,440 lives to kill and tell tales about it later to other impressionable men who haven't killed yet 4120 03:32:00,440 --> 03:32:05,200 that's him 4121 03:32:05,200 --> 03:32:14,140 you're not a killer are you no i'm not 4122 03:32:14,140 --> 03:32:31,140 *Mirislaw Korda* Yeah? Lieutenant Carter Blake, I'd like to ask you some questions. 4123 03:32:31,140 --> 03:32:43,140 Carter Blake. Haha! A real swift, swift coffee cup to the head there. I'm missing all the quick time events. 4124 03:32:43,140 --> 03:32:45,140 Hey, what's the matter with you? 4125 03:32:59,140 --> 03:33:01,880 Does it matter at all if you fuck up in this game? 4126 03:33:01,880 --> 03:33:05,740 It just seems to keep going, even if you miss all the quick time events. 4127 03:33:06,400 --> 03:33:07,760 It just keeps going. 4128 03:33:12,480 --> 03:33:14,480 Stop that cunt. 4129 03:33:21,480 --> 03:33:25,480 Nice work, jumping over the fruit. Mind the ATM machine. 4130 03:33:25,480 --> 03:33:29,480 Watch out for the table in the way your leg. Your shin. 4131 03:33:29,480 --> 03:33:31,480 Your shin, man. 4132 03:33:38,480 --> 03:33:40,480 Nice movements. Oh, no. 4133 03:33:41,820 --> 03:33:43,820 The flower man got in the way. 4134 03:33:44,820 --> 03:33:45,820 Fucker got away, man. 4135 03:33:48,820 --> 03:33:51,820 Agent Ron DeSantis. Crime control. 4136 03:33:54,820 --> 03:34:23,820 We gotta kill that guy. That poor guy's shin got absolutely crucified by a quick time event table. He did well to jump over the fruit though. He was something of a peach jumper, that fella. I had him down as a bit of a peach jumper from the moment I see them. The way that guy hopped peach. And back. And now we're back to Samwise Alediccio. A great man. 4137 03:34:23,820 --> 03:34:44,820 Let me just change the mouse set up here. Gonna put in a real mouse instead of the fucking Bluetooth one. That's us. Sam Alediccio has been on the fucking relegation bottle. And now he's back and he's ready to take charge and full control of this operation. 4138 03:34:44,820 --> 03:34:49,820 I'll a dastard. Alibox. Samuel Alibi. 4139 03:34:49,820 --> 03:34:58,120 Allidastard. 4140 03:35:00,160 --> 03:35:01,520 Alibox. 4141 03:35:02,420 --> 03:35:03,800 Samuel Alibi. 4142 03:35:08,640 --> 03:35:11,460 Any alibi for Allardyce? 4143 03:35:11,460 --> 03:35:22,880 A and D to look around, look left. 4144 03:35:23,960 --> 03:35:28,020 So look down, slide open the top drawer, see what he's got going on here. 4145 03:35:28,940 --> 03:35:31,020 Seems to be very, very interesting. 4146 03:35:31,140 --> 03:35:34,860 We've got a police badge with 1336, that must be his number. 4147 03:35:35,800 --> 03:35:36,320 Or something. 4148 03:35:36,720 --> 03:35:38,860 We're going in for an extra inspection. 4149 03:35:38,860 --> 03:35:57,020 And a lovely piece there. 4150 03:35:57,500 --> 03:36:00,020 It's like a nice job entirely. 4151 03:36:00,980 --> 03:36:01,360 Slip. 4152 03:36:02,020 --> 03:36:02,740 Empty enough? 4153 03:36:05,040 --> 03:36:08,040 Hopefully he's thinking about using that on someone else. 4154 03:36:08,860 --> 03:36:12,240 It looks very bleak, the scenario we're in here at the moment. 4155 03:36:12,460 --> 03:36:13,100 We look left. 4156 03:36:13,680 --> 03:36:21,440 Now another revealing scene here where Samuel Allardyce's inhaler. 4157 03:36:21,840 --> 03:36:23,180 We get to... 4158 03:36:23,180 --> 03:36:24,900 Inhaler mechanics are hot. 4159 03:36:25,720 --> 03:36:29,240 It's a great piece of conceptual game design. 4160 03:36:29,240 --> 03:36:33,660 I haven't seen anyone take a hit of an inhaler in a game ever before. 4161 03:36:33,660 --> 03:36:36,420 And I'm not sure if I ever wanted to see that. 4162 03:36:37,420 --> 03:36:39,960 Underneath the inhaler is the special stuff. 4163 03:36:40,880 --> 03:36:44,340 A beautiful bottle of Black Mortons. 4164 03:36:48,340 --> 03:36:51,700 Strong man like him struggling to get the top off the bottle there. 4165 03:36:51,780 --> 03:36:52,760 Could be the DTs. 4166 03:36:53,980 --> 03:36:55,200 Another slug of that. 4167 03:36:56,540 --> 03:36:58,140 And you'd be in Spaceland. 4168 03:37:09,740 --> 03:37:10,980 Put the lamp on there. 4169 03:37:11,060 --> 03:37:12,820 It's getting a bit fucking dark now. 4170 03:37:14,260 --> 03:37:15,320 Open this ledger. 4171 03:37:16,340 --> 03:37:18,160 For some more interesting reveals. 4172 03:37:30,160 --> 03:37:34,840 So far there's not really much going on in his office. 4173 03:37:36,360 --> 03:37:37,180 But look at that. 4174 03:37:37,560 --> 03:37:39,340 Mechanic's a chair mechanic. 4175 03:37:41,820 --> 03:37:44,740 And a steel filing cabinet. 4176 03:37:44,880 --> 03:37:46,080 It's a classic piece. 4177 03:37:46,980 --> 03:37:48,160 Lot of shit in there. 4178 03:37:48,360 --> 03:37:50,080 Nothing worth our weight at all. 4179 03:37:50,140 --> 03:37:51,140 But they're teasing us. 4180 03:37:52,120 --> 03:37:54,060 Making us open up all this stuff. 4181 03:37:55,420 --> 03:37:58,080 Getting us all hot under the collar. 4182 03:37:59,020 --> 03:38:04,140 We're really looking forward to seeing something happen soon in this game. 4183 03:38:04,260 --> 03:38:05,200 We've only just started it. 4184 03:38:05,200 --> 03:38:07,100 But it feels like it's been an eternity. 4185 03:38:07,380 --> 03:38:08,500 Look out the window. 4186 03:38:09,780 --> 03:38:11,220 And surprise, surprise. 4187 03:38:11,400 --> 03:38:12,620 It's pissing down. 4188 03:38:12,620 --> 03:38:24,500 Map. 4189 03:38:28,000 --> 03:38:30,960 Sorry, I'm still hearing voices from Warzone there. 4190 03:38:34,540 --> 03:38:36,660 Some Italian man singing or something. 4191 03:38:41,100 --> 03:38:41,580 Okay. 4192 03:38:41,820 --> 03:38:44,660 So we've got this map of the city. 4193 03:38:44,940 --> 03:38:48,100 Doesn't really have any other follow-up action. 4194 03:38:49,380 --> 03:38:53,460 And now a picture of himself and the wife on the force. 4195 03:38:56,060 --> 03:38:58,180 United States Armed Forces. 4196 03:39:07,700 --> 03:39:08,340 Ah. 4197 03:39:11,020 --> 03:39:15,480 It's a real big Sam situation. 4198 03:39:15,480 --> 03:39:17,860 And maybe we can... 4199 03:39:17,860 --> 03:39:18,580 This is his... 4200 03:39:18,580 --> 03:39:19,860 It's not just his office. 4201 03:39:20,020 --> 03:39:20,900 It's his house. 4202 03:39:21,900 --> 03:39:23,760 And look at that fridge and cooker. 4203 03:39:26,480 --> 03:39:27,300 It's big. 4204 03:39:27,960 --> 03:39:29,580 You could cook some real hefty... 4205 03:39:29,580 --> 03:39:31,740 Weighted meals on that. 4206 03:39:31,940 --> 03:39:33,580 And by the looks of things... 4207 03:39:33,580 --> 03:39:35,040 He does do that. 4208 03:39:35,640 --> 03:39:37,520 As we crack open the fridge. 4209 03:39:37,520 --> 03:39:37,520 As we crack open the fridge. 4210 03:39:37,520 --> 03:39:38,640 There's a shitty sandwich. 4211 03:39:38,640 --> 03:39:40,580 Some frozen mixed veg. 4212 03:39:41,620 --> 03:39:43,520 A beautiful burger in a box. 4213 03:39:43,920 --> 03:39:47,580 And maybe some creme fraiche or a yogurt or something. 4214 03:39:47,780 --> 03:39:49,800 What's he going for in the back there? 4215 03:39:50,300 --> 03:39:51,340 Teasing himself. 4216 03:39:52,940 --> 03:39:53,840 He's teasing. 4217 03:39:55,200 --> 03:39:56,880 He's teasing us. 4218 03:39:57,600 --> 03:40:00,320 He's just about to go for the smeg box. 4219 03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:05,480 He's got a lovely, crisp, cool sarsaparilla inside the smeg box. 4220 03:40:07,560 --> 03:40:08,340 There we go. 4221 03:40:08,460 --> 03:40:09,440 And there we have it. 4222 03:40:09,620 --> 03:40:11,380 Back on the fucking sauce again. 4223 03:40:11,600 --> 03:40:13,320 It's a common thread in this... 4224 03:40:14,320 --> 03:40:15,480 Or is it tomato juice? 4225 03:40:15,620 --> 03:40:16,360 I beg your pardon. 4226 03:40:16,440 --> 03:40:17,520 It looks like tomato juice. 4227 03:40:22,020 --> 03:40:26,020 And that's the doorbells. 4228 03:40:26,040 --> 03:40:27,140 Let's go over to the sink. 4229 03:40:28,080 --> 03:40:30,940 And then over here to a window. 4230 03:40:33,320 --> 03:40:35,500 And back over to the corner here. 4231 03:40:37,140 --> 03:40:38,320 To the radiator. 4232 03:40:38,740 --> 03:40:41,620 And then out to answer that doorbell. 4233 03:40:41,920 --> 03:40:43,400 Let's have a little look and see who's there. 4234 03:40:45,980 --> 03:40:47,160 It's your one. 4235 03:40:47,280 --> 03:40:48,660 You said I'd contact you if I remembered anything. 4236 03:40:49,060 --> 03:40:52,000 It's the woman from the scene. 4237 03:40:52,620 --> 03:40:56,400 Where a nutter came in and tried to get a bit of fucking action. 4238 03:40:56,620 --> 03:40:58,080 He ended up smacking her about. 4239 03:40:58,300 --> 03:41:02,560 And then Sam Allardyce gave him the fucking massive hand. 4240 03:41:03,580 --> 03:41:04,300 Sit down. 4241 03:41:04,840 --> 03:41:05,560 Please, take a seat. 4242 03:41:09,300 --> 03:41:10,800 That isn't Katie Lang. 4243 03:41:10,880 --> 03:41:11,820 This is another woman. 4244 03:41:13,120 --> 03:41:14,920 So there's three women in the situation. 4245 03:41:14,920 --> 03:41:16,320 There's the wife of Ethan. 4246 03:41:16,760 --> 03:41:17,780 There's Katie Lang. 4247 03:41:17,960 --> 03:41:18,880 Who I don't know who she is. 4248 03:41:18,980 --> 03:41:20,920 And then there's this woman here who has... 4249 03:41:22,440 --> 03:41:24,500 Got her own little business going. 4250 03:41:25,720 --> 03:41:26,820 In that motel. 4251 03:41:27,180 --> 03:41:27,380 Now. 4252 03:41:30,880 --> 03:41:32,080 How's this gonna develop? 4253 03:41:43,860 --> 03:41:45,020 It was addressed to Johnny's father. 4254 03:41:45,420 --> 03:41:45,840 Johnny. 4255 03:41:45,840 --> 03:41:47,240 I don't know what was inside him. 4256 03:41:47,580 --> 03:41:48,860 But he read it and then he left. 4257 03:41:49,380 --> 03:41:50,600 That's the last time I saw him. 4258 03:41:51,780 --> 03:41:55,640 And you think there's a connection between that letter and Johnny's death? 4259 03:41:55,700 --> 03:41:56,120 Is that it? 4260 03:41:57,400 --> 03:41:59,480 Do you remember anything else about the letter? 4261 03:42:01,420 --> 03:42:03,080 Well, I don't know why, but I kept the envelope. 4262 03:42:07,380 --> 03:42:08,200 Lovely envelope. 4263 03:42:08,200 --> 03:42:17,180 Let's check out the stamp there. 4264 03:42:17,180 --> 03:42:19,260 It was mailed in the Carnaby district. 4265 03:42:20,620 --> 03:42:22,860 The day before Johnny disappeared. 4266 03:42:23,980 --> 03:42:24,960 Johnny Depp. 4267 03:42:25,880 --> 03:42:27,780 And Alan Winter as well is involved. 4268 03:42:27,780 --> 03:42:28,160 Not in particular. 4269 03:42:30,380 --> 03:42:32,140 Except the address. 4270 03:42:32,840 --> 03:42:33,440 The address? 4271 03:42:34,000 --> 03:42:35,300 It was typed with an old typewriter. 4272 03:42:36,700 --> 03:42:37,460 Could be a lead. 4273 03:42:37,520 --> 03:42:37,980 You never know. 4274 03:42:41,160 --> 03:42:42,200 Well, thanks for your help, Lauren. 4275 03:42:42,820 --> 03:42:43,840 I'll let you know if it leads to anything. 4276 03:42:43,860 --> 03:42:44,020 Wait. 4277 03:42:44,340 --> 03:42:44,640 I... 4278 03:42:44,640 --> 03:42:49,460 I can't just sit around and do nothing while you're out there looking for the man who killed my son. 4279 03:42:49,880 --> 03:42:51,500 I think a relationship... 4280 03:42:51,500 --> 03:42:56,720 A relationship is going to develop between the two constituents here. 4281 03:42:57,220 --> 03:42:58,260 And I think she's going to say, 4282 03:42:58,380 --> 03:42:59,920 Ever since you came into my life, 4283 03:43:00,040 --> 03:43:02,740 or ever since you came into my apartment... 4284 03:43:02,740 --> 03:43:06,720 Ever since you came into my apartment and beat up that man and saved me. 4285 03:43:06,840 --> 03:43:08,060 Maybe she's going to say that. 4286 03:43:08,400 --> 03:43:08,760 Let's see. 4287 03:43:08,760 --> 03:43:10,760 I've been thinking and I... 4288 03:43:10,760 --> 03:43:12,320 I want to come with you. 4289 03:43:13,140 --> 03:43:14,200 Help you in your investigation. 4290 03:43:14,200 --> 03:43:18,760 Diplomatic, I think. 4291 03:43:18,760 --> 03:43:20,000 There's nothing you can do to help, Lauren. 4292 03:43:20,740 --> 03:43:21,960 It's not a good idea. 4293 03:43:22,520 --> 03:43:23,020 Believe me. 4294 03:43:24,340 --> 03:43:25,520 If you won't let me help you, 4295 03:43:26,120 --> 03:43:27,140 I'm keeping the envelope. 4296 03:43:28,360 --> 03:43:29,540 It's all or nothing. 4297 03:43:31,160 --> 03:43:32,340 Dangerous games you're playing. 4298 03:43:32,460 --> 03:43:32,580 Listen. 4299 03:43:32,920 --> 03:43:35,060 An investigation like this is dangerous. 4300 03:43:35,500 --> 03:43:37,260 And I don't have time to play the bodyguard. 4301 03:43:37,960 --> 03:43:40,320 How many clues have you got, Mr. Shelby? 4302 03:43:41,260 --> 03:43:42,120 This envelope. 4303 03:43:42,860 --> 03:43:44,620 Maybe you're only linked to the killer. 4304 03:43:45,440 --> 03:43:45,960 I understand. 4305 03:43:46,700 --> 03:43:47,740 It was a stupid idea. 4306 03:43:47,860 --> 03:43:49,620 Sorry for wasting your time, Mr. Shelby. 4307 03:43:50,340 --> 03:43:50,780 Wait. 4308 03:43:51,860 --> 03:43:52,260 Shelby. 4309 03:43:52,260 --> 03:43:52,380 Shelby. 4310 03:43:54,380 --> 03:43:56,120 You're really something special, Lauren. 4311 03:43:57,720 --> 03:43:58,760 I'll give you that. 4312 03:44:00,020 --> 03:44:01,040 I'm just a mother. 4313 03:44:02,160 --> 03:44:04,760 A mother who wants to find out who killed her son. 4314 03:44:05,900 --> 03:44:06,940 Are we partners? 4315 03:44:06,940 --> 03:44:14,860 We're partners. 4316 03:44:16,420 --> 03:44:17,240 Good stuff. 4317 03:44:17,520 --> 03:44:19,440 Now, let's get down to business. 4318 03:44:20,020 --> 03:44:20,940 Where's your son? 4319 03:44:24,740 --> 03:44:28,160 Allardyce has just made a signing in the transfer window. 4320 03:44:29,620 --> 03:44:32,960 And that signing is a shit hot striker. 4321 03:44:33,380 --> 03:44:36,240 A shit hot striker called Lauren. 4322 03:44:37,080 --> 03:44:38,760 And let's just see how we're, 4323 03:44:39,420 --> 03:44:40,920 how this is going to develop here. 4324 03:44:41,000 --> 03:44:42,280 They've gone to someone's gap. 4325 03:44:43,440 --> 03:44:50,820 But we're seeing a close-up of BFCU, as it's known in the industry, of Sam Allardyce's base. 4326 03:44:51,080 --> 03:44:51,900 And fair play to him. 4327 03:44:51,960 --> 03:44:52,540 He's done well. 4328 03:45:01,820 --> 03:45:05,380 It's absolutely bucketing down. 4329 03:45:06,720 --> 03:45:08,420 Maybe you better stay in the car. 4330 03:45:08,700 --> 03:45:09,860 We're partners, remember? 4331 03:45:10,020 --> 03:45:11,200 Wherever you go, I go. 4332 03:45:11,560 --> 03:45:13,840 Why is he driving a car from 1946? 4333 03:45:17,200 --> 03:45:21,320 And now it's become a buddy cop situation with herself as well. 4334 03:45:21,320 --> 03:45:21,720 It's... 4335 03:45:21,720 --> 03:45:32,240 What are we doing here? 4336 03:45:32,880 --> 03:45:34,420 We come to see Gordy Kramer. 4337 03:45:34,580 --> 03:45:34,940 Kramer? 4338 03:45:35,460 --> 03:45:37,220 The big witch tycoon from Kramer Construction? 4339 03:45:37,860 --> 03:45:38,280 No. 4340 03:45:38,280 --> 03:45:38,580 His son. 4341 03:45:39,000 --> 03:45:40,260 Kramer from Seinfeld. 4342 03:45:40,740 --> 03:45:41,100 Remember? 4343 03:45:41,760 --> 03:45:44,300 But now I just have a few questions that need answers. 4344 03:45:44,580 --> 03:45:45,900 He's doing a stand-up set. 4345 03:45:49,220 --> 03:45:50,440 He's doing the first... 4346 03:45:50,440 --> 03:45:54,160 He's doing the first stand-up set since the incident occurred at the Laugh Factory. 4347 03:46:04,840 --> 03:46:05,280 Hey. 4348 03:46:06,400 --> 03:46:07,200 Hang about. 4349 03:46:07,340 --> 03:46:08,400 What's going on in here? 4350 03:46:13,820 --> 03:46:14,900 What the fuck happened? 4351 03:46:15,080 --> 03:46:15,640 Lads... 4352 03:46:15,640 --> 03:46:17,020 Lads walking through walls. 4353 03:46:17,320 --> 03:46:17,320 Lads walking through walls. 4354 03:46:17,320 --> 03:46:18,200 Lads must be loaded. 4355 03:46:19,160 --> 03:46:22,820 Looks like we've just entered a real situation. 4356 03:46:22,960 --> 03:46:28,440 I just want to say to anyone who might be of a nervous disposition, maybe it's going to get a little bit weird. 4357 03:46:28,520 --> 03:46:36,600 I've seen a man walk through a wall and there seems to be a lady in flagrante in the background. 4358 03:46:36,920 --> 03:46:40,920 And there's a lady just sat down there wearing boots and very little else. 4359 03:46:41,040 --> 03:46:43,920 It's an interesting situation, Tom. 4360 03:46:45,280 --> 03:46:45,720 Yep. 4361 03:46:45,720 --> 03:46:51,380 Just want to say, we don't know where this is going, so apologies if it goes a little bit bizarre. 4362 03:46:52,600 --> 03:46:54,140 But if it does, it does. 4363 03:46:54,280 --> 03:46:54,880 And that's that. 4364 03:46:55,560 --> 03:46:56,820 That's what we've been faced with. 4365 03:46:56,880 --> 03:46:58,580 That's the situation we're in at the moment. 4366 03:46:58,760 --> 03:47:00,700 Hopefully you can get out of there alive anyway. 4367 03:47:03,560 --> 03:47:05,560 That's very much for the input there, Tom. 4368 03:47:05,560 --> 03:47:09,560 It's great to have you on the heavy rain support unit as well. 4369 03:47:10,560 --> 03:47:11,240 Resume game. 4370 03:47:11,240 --> 03:47:26,620 Got a real situation on our hands here. 4371 03:47:30,200 --> 03:47:30,580 Sorry. 4372 03:47:31,060 --> 03:47:33,080 Just need to turn down the volume there. 4373 03:47:33,160 --> 03:47:33,800 It's a bit loud. 4374 03:47:33,800 --> 03:47:34,220 Sorry. 4375 03:47:41,540 --> 03:47:45,560 Imagine Sam Allardyce went to a gaff party and just started doing this look. 4376 03:47:47,880 --> 03:47:49,880 He just lost his mind completely. 4377 03:47:49,880 --> 03:48:08,700 Interesting scene here in the billiard room. 4378 03:48:09,340 --> 03:48:10,700 The pool room. 4379 03:48:11,660 --> 03:48:13,240 We get to talk to one of the patrons. 4380 03:48:15,040 --> 03:48:16,480 Or we get to sit down, actually. 4381 03:48:16,480 --> 03:48:16,560 Okay. 4382 03:48:16,560 --> 03:48:21,060 Now you stand up again. 4383 03:48:21,140 --> 03:48:21,780 That's great stuff. 4384 03:48:22,700 --> 03:48:23,620 Great mechanics. 4385 03:48:27,800 --> 03:48:32,440 And now we just get to see a nice, lovely close-up shot of Sam. 4386 03:48:34,420 --> 03:48:35,540 Turn him around there. 4387 03:48:35,660 --> 03:48:37,840 And that's as close as we're going to get to this guy. 4388 03:48:37,980 --> 03:48:39,700 It's a very nice situation. 4389 03:48:41,420 --> 03:48:43,280 Look at the meaty old neck on him. 4390 03:48:44,820 --> 03:48:47,000 A real steak and cake, man. 4391 03:48:47,880 --> 03:48:49,240 If ever there was one. 4392 03:48:52,420 --> 03:48:54,160 A lot of people zoned out. 4393 03:48:55,480 --> 03:48:56,160 Probably... 4394 03:48:56,160 --> 03:48:57,240 We're probably... 4395 03:48:57,240 --> 03:48:59,920 What we're witnessing is a modern drugs party. 4396 03:49:03,500 --> 03:49:04,400 Someone has... 4397 03:49:04,400 --> 03:49:07,520 Slip smoke coming out of their drug head. 4398 03:49:08,160 --> 03:49:11,900 And there's another guy who's smoking a crack. 4399 03:49:20,060 --> 03:49:21,600 Real fucking trip-hop. 4400 03:49:21,740 --> 03:49:23,500 You're talking... 4401 03:49:23,500 --> 03:49:24,440 Portis head. 4402 03:49:24,840 --> 03:49:26,060 Maybe a bit of tricky. 4403 03:49:26,220 --> 03:49:26,800 Who knows? 4404 03:49:27,460 --> 03:49:28,500 But there's... 4405 03:49:28,500 --> 03:49:30,760 A lot of situations going on. 4406 03:49:30,800 --> 03:49:35,680 We might just sit down and take a little bit of a fucking chillaxing moment here. 4407 03:49:37,100 --> 03:49:38,080 Approach our party. 4408 03:49:38,220 --> 03:49:39,700 I think there's only one thing for it. 4409 03:49:39,760 --> 03:49:40,140 We're here. 4410 03:49:40,140 --> 03:49:41,560 Great party, huh? 4411 03:49:42,360 --> 03:49:43,500 And Brooklyn, Loki. 4412 03:49:43,620 --> 03:49:45,820 Thank you very much for your glorious tip. 4413 03:49:46,360 --> 03:49:47,380 Let's approach here. 4414 03:49:47,860 --> 03:49:48,740 You come here often? 4415 03:49:50,140 --> 03:49:54,100 It's the Sam Allardyze totty simulator. 4416 03:49:54,740 --> 03:49:56,760 According there to Quib. 4417 03:49:56,920 --> 03:50:01,620 And what I can say, what I will say is that it is an interesting scenario, Tom. 4418 03:50:02,480 --> 03:50:03,360 Very interesting. 4419 03:50:03,540 --> 03:50:06,180 I mean, I've never been in any situation like this in my life. 4420 03:50:06,800 --> 03:50:07,660 But you would... 4421 03:50:07,660 --> 03:50:11,220 You'd be intrigued as to how they would develop, you know? 4422 03:50:11,300 --> 03:50:14,140 And there's a lot of shifting going on at the end of that couch. 4423 03:50:15,240 --> 03:50:20,800 And there's a woman who's really loving the calf off of a fella who's sat down next to you. 4424 03:50:20,800 --> 03:50:24,800 But this lady in front here... 4425 03:50:26,000 --> 03:50:27,140 She's got the moves. 4426 03:50:27,980 --> 03:50:29,420 She's really got the moves. 4427 03:50:31,360 --> 03:50:36,940 I'm not sure. 4428 03:50:37,060 --> 03:50:38,060 I couldn't really tell you. 4429 03:50:38,180 --> 03:50:41,440 But let's just see if everyone's okay by pressing the okay button. 4430 03:50:42,020 --> 03:50:43,500 I really don't like this place. 4431 03:50:43,920 --> 03:50:44,960 Could you find out anything? 4432 03:50:45,060 --> 03:50:46,040 I want to get out of here. 4433 03:50:46,720 --> 03:50:47,460 Not yet. 4434 03:50:48,340 --> 03:50:49,720 Lordy's a hard man to meet. 4435 03:50:51,360 --> 03:50:52,500 Well, I'm going back in. 4436 03:50:53,660 --> 03:50:54,520 Hang tight. 4437 03:50:58,860 --> 03:51:00,060 Heavy rain. 4438 03:51:00,240 --> 03:51:03,780 Who's that guy outside? 4439 03:51:03,940 --> 03:51:06,020 Look, he's just standing outside in the pits and rain. 4440 03:51:07,940 --> 03:51:08,940 He doesn't... 4441 03:51:08,940 --> 03:51:11,260 He doesn't look like he's getting involved in the party. 4442 03:51:16,060 --> 03:51:17,020 None of these guys. 4443 03:51:17,020 --> 03:51:17,860 These are security. 4444 03:51:20,440 --> 03:51:21,160 Mouldy Mike. 4445 03:51:21,260 --> 03:51:21,860 Thank you very much. 4446 03:51:21,940 --> 03:51:26,880 I think this scenario requires more advisement from Big Man Tommy. 4447 03:51:27,840 --> 03:51:29,100 We'll see how it develops. 4448 03:51:30,040 --> 03:51:33,260 Because I'm not particularly too sure where it's going. 4449 03:51:33,360 --> 03:51:38,280 But if this is what downstairs is like, then what the hell is it going to be like upstairs? 4450 03:51:38,480 --> 03:51:41,120 There's a lot of shifting and heavy petting going on here. 4451 03:51:42,300 --> 03:51:44,280 A lot of hot pants. 4452 03:51:46,080 --> 03:51:48,980 And we can get a whiskey into us. 4453 03:51:49,040 --> 03:51:49,700 We should be grand. 4454 03:51:49,960 --> 03:51:52,120 I won't mind an old whiskey myself now, actually. 4455 03:51:52,220 --> 03:51:52,860 It's only... 4456 03:51:52,860 --> 03:51:54,400 It's not even five o'clock. 4457 03:51:55,460 --> 03:51:56,300 And it's... 4458 03:51:56,300 --> 03:51:59,300 It is Monday or Tuesday or something. 4459 03:52:01,260 --> 03:52:07,800 Feel kind of in that Christmas corridor of uncertainty where maybe it's okay to start drinking whiskey now. 4460 03:52:10,000 --> 03:52:12,260 But I don't want to do that. 4461 03:52:12,500 --> 03:52:13,760 But I do want to do that. 4462 03:52:18,240 --> 03:52:19,460 Maybe go and have one. 4463 03:52:19,540 --> 03:52:21,960 Maybe have another there from Big Sam. 4464 03:52:23,980 --> 03:52:25,500 What about Gordy there? 4465 03:52:25,600 --> 03:52:25,780 Look. 4466 03:52:26,520 --> 03:52:27,100 Gordy. 4467 03:52:35,920 --> 03:52:37,540 It's not giving me the option now. 4468 03:52:38,140 --> 03:52:39,200 You think you can help me out? 4469 03:52:39,200 --> 03:52:42,460 Do I look like a dealer? 4470 03:52:42,940 --> 03:52:43,980 Get out of here! 4471 03:52:44,700 --> 03:52:46,920 Did he just put on a fucking... 4472 03:52:46,920 --> 03:52:49,660 He tried to affect a kind of Jamaican accent there. 4473 03:53:02,660 --> 03:53:03,140 Real! 4474 03:53:04,580 --> 03:53:06,100 Thank you very much, JG. 4475 03:53:06,220 --> 03:53:07,140 I caught you there. 4476 03:53:08,080 --> 03:53:10,080 Another classic Allardychean... 4477 03:53:12,660 --> 03:53:13,320 Bolton... 4478 03:53:13,320 --> 03:53:15,220 Bolton Wanderers player. 4479 03:53:16,080 --> 03:53:19,640 Nothing really happened here, but there was an option for Gordy down here. 4480 03:53:19,700 --> 03:53:20,540 I know what that means. 4481 03:53:20,680 --> 03:53:21,080 Gordy. 4482 03:53:21,160 --> 03:53:21,660 Oh, here we go. 4483 03:53:21,820 --> 03:53:24,760 Have you seen Gordy? 4484 03:53:25,760 --> 03:53:26,680 Sorry, no! 4485 03:53:28,260 --> 03:53:29,320 Sorry, no! 4486 03:53:29,320 --> 03:53:43,300 Say hello to this guy here. 4487 03:53:43,360 --> 03:53:43,840 Hi! 4488 03:53:45,840 --> 03:53:45,960 Hi! 4489 03:53:46,380 --> 03:53:47,640 Great party, huh? 4490 03:53:50,440 --> 03:53:51,060 Hi! 4491 03:53:51,060 --> 03:53:51,560 Hi! 4492 03:53:51,560 --> 03:53:55,440 Hi, Harlan! 4493 03:53:57,440 --> 03:53:59,160 He's fucking twisted. 4494 03:54:00,160 --> 03:54:02,920 He's in the valley of the nod. 4495 03:54:03,060 --> 03:54:05,580 He needs to fucking leave soon enough. 4496 03:54:06,340 --> 03:54:07,360 He's on something anyway. 4497 03:54:07,480 --> 03:54:08,140 It's more than drink. 4498 03:54:08,220 --> 03:54:08,640 He's on. 4499 03:54:09,400 --> 03:54:09,960 Dodgeballer. 4500 03:54:12,460 --> 03:54:15,640 Well, let me get better acquainted, pal. 4501 03:54:19,140 --> 03:54:21,620 Oh, you're my kind of guy. 4502 03:54:21,620 --> 03:54:24,260 Old fucking spiky Sam. 4503 03:54:24,800 --> 03:54:26,580 I like you. 4504 03:54:27,520 --> 03:54:29,160 Great drunk acting there. 4505 03:54:31,660 --> 03:54:33,620 Maybe this job does have its perks. 4506 03:54:34,660 --> 03:54:36,640 Moldy Mike, thank you very much. 4507 03:54:37,940 --> 03:54:41,280 You see, the facial expressions in this are almost as good as L.A. Noire. 4508 03:54:41,280 --> 03:54:45,740 Same ballpark, actually. 4509 03:54:45,880 --> 03:54:47,960 It's got an L.A. Noire vibe about it. 4510 03:54:49,600 --> 03:54:55,360 But I have to say, the facial constructions in L.A. Noire were groundbreaking. 4511 03:54:55,520 --> 03:54:58,360 I don't think they've even been matched since then. 4512 03:54:58,820 --> 03:55:01,280 Why because of all the fucking detail of them and... 4513 03:55:03,400 --> 03:55:06,200 And a little reward for a lot of hard work. 4514 03:55:06,440 --> 03:55:07,280 Gordy, we need to... 4515 03:55:07,800 --> 03:55:09,420 We're asking about Gordy in here. 4516 03:55:09,420 --> 03:55:11,040 Does anyone know where Gordy is? 4517 03:55:11,700 --> 03:55:13,360 Hi, I'm looking for Gordy. 4518 03:55:13,880 --> 03:55:14,700 Do you know where he is? 4519 03:55:16,220 --> 03:55:17,680 I saw him a while faster. 4520 03:55:17,940 --> 03:55:19,040 You'll be lucky to see him. 4521 03:55:19,120 --> 03:55:21,060 He rarely hangs out down here with his dad. 4522 03:55:21,340 --> 03:55:21,780 Oh, really? 4523 03:55:22,940 --> 03:55:24,540 Why bother throwing a party then? 4524 03:55:25,300 --> 03:55:26,420 Why don't you go ask him? 4525 03:55:33,000 --> 03:55:35,880 Wouldn't get away with playing this music at a parotry nowadays. 4526 03:55:36,740 --> 03:55:37,140 Pass. 4527 03:55:37,140 --> 03:55:37,820 Let me pass. 4528 03:55:37,920 --> 03:55:38,260 Detective. 4529 03:55:39,100 --> 03:55:40,520 I'm a private detective. 4530 03:55:41,160 --> 03:55:43,080 I'd like to speak to Gordy Kramer. 4531 03:55:43,920 --> 03:55:45,380 Gordy hasn't seen anyone. 4532 03:55:45,940 --> 03:55:46,380 Beat it. 4533 03:55:53,760 --> 03:55:54,360 Slippin'. 4534 03:55:54,360 --> 03:55:55,420 Here's Mr. Franklin. 4535 03:55:55,620 --> 03:55:56,620 He says I should go up. 4536 03:55:57,480 --> 03:56:00,300 You talk so crazy if I shove that wall down your throat? 4537 03:56:00,760 --> 03:56:01,320 Beat it. 4538 03:56:01,900 --> 03:56:02,800 I ain't for sale. 4539 03:56:04,760 --> 03:56:05,900 Kiss off, punk. 4540 03:56:06,560 --> 03:56:10,300 If I want to see Gordy Kramer, I'm going to have to go about it some other way. 4541 03:56:11,620 --> 03:56:13,560 Mr. Franklin wants a word with you. 4542 03:56:14,720 --> 03:56:18,120 I think I might use that one in the future if I need to get in somewhere. 4543 03:56:18,800 --> 03:56:22,480 Except I have euros, so it will be very confusing. 4544 03:56:22,640 --> 03:56:24,800 I'll go, Mr. Franklin is after you. 4545 03:56:25,480 --> 03:56:29,160 And I'll slip a 50 euro note that has a picture of a building on it. 4546 03:56:30,300 --> 03:56:33,300 Excuse me. I'm looking for Gordy. 4547 03:56:33,620 --> 03:56:36,100 I saw him going upstairs a while ago. 4548 03:56:36,740 --> 03:56:39,280 I'd be surprised if he comes down again this evening. 4549 03:56:46,040 --> 03:56:51,200 He must have been heavy on the gap and just gone to bed or something. 4550 03:56:52,140 --> 03:56:57,260 Doesn't really seem to be any way up there unless we go fucking walkabouts and go through a different area or something. 4551 03:57:01,000 --> 03:57:03,900 Come on, fuck Allardyce. Get it right. 4552 03:57:08,400 --> 03:57:09,800 Sam Allardyce. 4553 03:57:12,800 --> 03:57:13,840 Sam Allardyce. 4554 03:57:13,840 --> 03:57:15,840 I. 4555 03:57:29,280 --> 03:57:35,360 Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe. 4556 03:57:40,080 --> 03:57:40,720 His time. 4557 03:57:40,720 --> 03:57:54,400 Lovely bit of Jackson's spollock. Jackson's bollock. And then feeds of Rothkoal on the 4558 03:57:54,400 --> 03:58:06,960 other side as well. Pure fucking Allardyce. No wipe, no hand clean. He's literally bringing 4559 03:58:06,960 --> 03:58:15,640 the piss hands out into the fucking party. Hopefully gonna shake someone's hand now. JJ72, thank 4560 03:58:15,640 --> 03:58:16,960 you very much for the tip. 4561 03:58:16,960 --> 03:58:30,640 What'd he say? Old piss paws himself. It's great starting a bit of shite now. This is where it gets juicy 4562 03:58:30,640 --> 03:58:40,400 I'd say. I'm glad that that was a miss because I thought they tried to animate an actual punch 4563 03:58:40,400 --> 03:58:46,400 and it was so badly done that it didn't look like it connected. But it it's obviously a missed swing 4564 03:58:46,400 --> 03:58:52,960 there. And if we try and notice the go go dancer, the girl behind dancing on the table, her belt buckle 4565 03:58:53,520 --> 03:58:58,160 says cool in neon lights. Have you ever seen such a thing? 4566 03:59:01,440 --> 03:59:07,200 The heavy boys are here. Fucking Tweedledee and Tweedle fucked. 4567 03:59:07,200 --> 03:59:11,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4568 03:59:11,200 --> 03:59:13,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4569 03:59:13,200 --> 03:59:15,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4570 03:59:15,200 --> 03:59:17,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4571 03:59:17,200 --> 03:59:19,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4572 03:59:19,200 --> 03:59:21,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4573 03:59:21,200 --> 03:59:23,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4574 03:59:23,200 --> 03:59:25,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4575 03:59:25,200 --> 03:59:27,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4576 03:59:27,200 --> 03:59:29,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4577 03:59:29,200 --> 03:59:31,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4578 03:59:31,200 --> 03:59:33,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4579 03:59:33,200 --> 03:59:35,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4580 03:59:35,200 --> 03:59:37,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4581 03:59:37,200 --> 03:59:39,200 *I'm talking about one of your big monkey in a seat too* 4582 03:59:39,200 --> 03:59:41,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4583 03:59:41,200 --> 03:59:43,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4584 03:59:43,200 --> 03:59:44,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4585 03:59:44,200 --> 03:59:45,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4586 03:59:45,200 --> 03:59:46,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4587 03:59:46,200 --> 03:59:47,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4588 03:59:47,200 --> 03:59:48,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4589 03:59:48,200 --> 03:59:49,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4590 03:59:49,200 --> 03:59:50,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4591 03:59:50,200 --> 03:59:52,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4592 03:59:52,200 --> 03:59:53,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4593 03:59:53,200 --> 03:59:54,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4594 03:59:54,200 --> 03:59:55,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4595 03:59:55,200 --> 03:59:56,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4596 03:59:56,200 --> 03:59:57,200 *I'm talking about one of your monkey in a seat too* 4597 03:59:57,200 --> 04:00:03,800 of art pieces. The bouncers are gone that means they're probably going to be 4598 04:00:03,800 --> 04:00:07,000 looking for us at some stage. 4599 04:00:12,700 --> 04:00:16,600 Some setup down there. 4600 04:00:16,600 --> 04:00:30,600 Anaconda G! 4601 04:00:34,600 --> 04:00:44,600 We're in the boudoir of souls here now. Thank you very much for the tips there and thank you very much Anaconda G. Very very kind, yep. Looks like a body bag on the floor there. 4602 04:00:44,600 --> 04:01:12,600 This is the best part. Someone's watching a fucking Disney Pixar. The couple of girls shifting on the couch. Please beware. Please beware. Thank you very much there Dr. Cahill Moran. Cahill had his first day on the job in Mayo University Hospital. Thanks for the stream Francis. I hope you're getting on well there. I hope you're enjoying this. This is a Disney Pixar ripoff on and girls are fucking shifting the night away on the couch. 4603 04:01:12,600 --> 04:01:14,840 And it's only just gone five o'clock. 4604 04:01:17,560 --> 04:01:25,200 My name is Scott Shelby. I'm a private detective. I'm investigating the case of the origami killer. I'd like to ask you a few questions. 4605 04:01:30,700 --> 04:01:51,500 Doesn't seem too concerned. Watching fucking chicken run. Imagine if there was a button to just go, you go over and sit down on the couch. 4606 04:01:51,500 --> 04:02:17,340 I won't bother. I'll just carry on there and then you could persist. I'd like to know exactly what happened to little Joseph Brown. Beat it. You hear me? Get the hell out of here. The atmosphere has turned a little bit sour now. Let's hope for the best here. Factual accusing. Let's factualize him. 4607 04:02:17,340 --> 04:02:35,340 A witness saw little Joseph Brown get in the back of your limousine. That was the last time anybody ever saw it. Now I know you've been arrested and interrogated until your father made a little phone call and the file was closed. I'd like to hear your version of the file. 4608 04:02:35,340 --> 04:02:53,340 What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo. What a weirdo. 4609 04:02:53,340 --> 04:03:09,020 about right the cat was lost I just offered her below nothing to get excited about right okay so 4610 04:03:09,020 --> 04:03:16,560 you're a good Samaritan taking kids home okay so you're an ad okay so you're a danger all right 4611 04:03:16,560 --> 04:03:24,160 what else all right so you you drove a child home what else did you do happen to get lost right next 4612 04:03:24,160 --> 04:03:36,000 to your limousine don't be a nice guy and tell me something I can't believe very well 4613 04:03:36,000 --> 04:03:50,460 allardyce needs to whip out a fucking kosh or a bat or a bat on or a fucking stick or even a heavy duty 4614 04:03:50,460 --> 04:03:55,680 phone and he needs to do the deed right there right now while his back's turned this fella and then he 4615 04:03:55,680 --> 04:04:03,480 needs to fucking case close it and we can go back to war zone and the origami killer I get my victims 4616 04:04:03,480 --> 04:04:11,700 into my car what the fuck around them in rainwater then I dumped them on a wasteland with an origami 4617 04:04:11,700 --> 04:04:18,480 figure in one hand and beautiful scene get on the chest unbelievable cinematography here from the French 4618 04:04:18,480 --> 04:04:30,900 I do that because I'm bored mr. Shelby and it's a creative and entertaining way of having fun 4619 04:04:30,900 --> 04:04:41,280 is that good enough for you it's what do you want more this interview is over 4620 04:04:41,280 --> 04:04:52,400 does sound a little bit Simon Harris ish fuck damn it's time for Sam to get fucking raged again 4621 04:04:52,400 --> 04:04:56,820 go on Sam what swing 4622 04:04:56,820 --> 04:05:05,060 look at your man look at the giddy little killer the origami killer has been all giddy on a couch like 4623 04:05:05,060 --> 04:05:15,460 fucking idiot good Sam is gonna absolutely destroy these fucking idiots you sure you're a Jacques IF thank 4624 04:05:15,460 --> 04:05:24,740 you very much for your tip there let's let's Jacques IF these guys into the next France 98 World Cup right here right now 4625 04:05:24,740 --> 04:05:54,300 right in the balls. I'm fucking up. Oh for fuck's sake. Yeah I could- the controller would have been better for this than the keyboard because- sorry I'm just forgetting what letters are where on the keyboard so WASD is there. W A S D. W A S D and then you Q and E either side of W. 4626 04:05:54,300 --> 04:06:01,620 W A S D so S. Just pressing any old shit when those fucking quick time events come up. 4627 04:06:06,500 --> 04:06:23,620 Thanks for coming Mr. Shelby. It was fun while it lasted. You're gonna get creamed. Let me just see if I can put the controller into this. Let's see if we can do anything at all with that. I'm gonna pop that in. 4628 04:06:23,620 --> 04:06:39,280 Get the cable. Yes. Vence cable. Here we go. I wonder will it- will you have to fucking close the game down? Oh it works. Brilliant. Here we go. 4629 04:06:41,780 --> 04:06:46,720 Big job on their hands, carrying Big Sam like that. 4630 04:06:46,720 --> 04:07:02,220 The game's gonna change now that I've got the controller. 4631 04:07:02,220 --> 04:07:06,780 He's watching the credits. 4632 04:07:06,780 --> 04:07:11,220 He just laughs watching the credits of a fucking film that doesn't exist. 4633 04:07:11,220 --> 04:07:14,560 Press and hold down the indicator button simultaneously until they disappear. 4634 04:07:14,560 --> 04:07:24,160 Yeah, I understand that bit. 4635 04:07:24,160 --> 04:07:40,660 So it's Wednesday. 2.278 inches of rain. Another shit day for the weather. 4636 04:07:40,660 --> 04:07:50,000 Heavy rain! 4637 04:07:50,000 --> 04:07:52,000 Heavy rain! 4638 04:07:52,000 --> 04:08:04,340 Heavy rain! 4639 04:08:04,340 --> 04:08:07,680 Slight bit of a hop and a jog mechanic there. 4640 04:08:07,680 --> 04:08:13,680 And then A. I was pressing B, sorry. 4641 04:08:13,680 --> 04:08:14,680 A. 4642 04:08:14,680 --> 04:08:16,020 Pump A. 4643 04:08:16,020 --> 04:08:27,020 Not gonna work. 4644 04:08:27,020 --> 04:08:36,360 Not gonna work. 4645 04:08:36,360 --> 04:08:37,360 Oh look at this. 4646 04:08:37,360 --> 04:08:40,700 Subodentic gives you options. 4647 04:08:40,700 --> 04:08:41,700 Clue. 4648 04:08:41,700 --> 04:08:42,700 Now where am I supposed to go? 4649 04:08:42,700 --> 04:08:46,700 There must be a clue or something. 4650 04:08:46,700 --> 04:08:56,040 Power plants. 4651 04:08:56,040 --> 04:08:56,040 Power plants. 4652 04:08:56,040 --> 04:08:57,040 This is the old Pico Power Station. 4653 04:08:57,040 --> 04:08:59,040 I thought it was abandoned. 4654 04:08:59,040 --> 04:09:02,660 Lankan Farm, Corporation of America. 4655 04:09:20,220 --> 04:09:33,460 They'd hardly make this open area available if there wasn't a reason to go down here. Complete waste of my time if that's the case. 4656 04:09:39,980 --> 04:09:41,980 Maybe climb over there, no? 4657 04:09:47,260 --> 04:09:48,460 Butterfly. 4658 04:09:48,460 --> 04:09:55,460 The origami figure was in the form of a butterfly. So, am I looking for a butterfly? 4659 04:10:03,960 --> 04:10:05,960 What the hell am I supposed to do here? 4660 04:10:11,620 --> 04:10:14,620 It might be a trap. I had better be careful. 4661 04:10:18,000 --> 04:10:25,000 A lot of pace happening at the moment. The pace taking the shape of raindrops falling fast towards the ground. 4662 04:10:25,000 --> 04:10:35,000 But insofar as story progression and general action in the game, not really a high intensity pace situation. 4663 04:10:35,000 --> 04:10:42,000 Oh look, there's a butterfly over here. Great stuff. We've reached a clue. Here we go. 4664 04:10:42,000 --> 04:10:47,680 Now, what next? What you do once you get this butterfly? 4665 04:10:58,480 --> 04:11:03,680 LB. And then B. 4666 04:11:11,440 --> 04:11:17,120 Wow. And there we have it folks. It's all beginning to take shape right now as he stumbles down the 4667 04:11:17,120 --> 04:11:24,240 bricks and blocks walking through another big shitty puzzle or puddle. Puzzling as to why he 4668 04:11:24,240 --> 04:11:31,040 hasn't even decided to wear a Mac or got a number other or something. No. 4669 04:11:36,480 --> 04:11:42,160 And still no running mechanic. It's just a non-stop walking affair. 4670 04:11:42,160 --> 04:11:57,840 Barbed wire. As if you just walk the whole time in this pissin' rain. Barbed wire, no problem. 4671 04:12:03,840 --> 04:12:07,520 So right button and right trigger then. 4672 04:12:15,520 --> 04:12:16,640 Ah! 4673 04:12:16,640 --> 04:12:24,320 Bit of blood. Bit of pace. We've seen blood which has been drawn from the protagonist there. That's an interesting... 4674 04:12:26,320 --> 04:12:28,240 directorial choice that they made. 4675 04:12:30,320 --> 04:12:32,720 But it is French so it's not surprising either. 4676 04:12:34,720 --> 04:12:36,320 There's got to be a way into the building. 4677 04:12:36,880 --> 04:12:38,080 Electrical condensers. 4678 04:12:39,040 --> 04:12:40,800 Going by the sound of them, they're still acting. 4679 04:12:41,280 --> 04:12:41,920 Grits up. 4680 04:12:43,280 --> 04:12:46,400 That's cleared up. And still no run mechanic. 4681 04:12:46,960 --> 04:12:54,080 Despite it being a drawn out affair, they didn't add that into the mixing unit. They're probably... 4682 04:12:54,080 --> 04:12:55,680 They're too cool to run. 4683 04:12:56,880 --> 04:12:59,680 That's what the makers of this game were. Too cool. It's like... 4684 04:13:00,320 --> 04:13:06,480 They knew we'd be annoyed by it. But still, it's not that kind of game. It's a thinking man's game that 4685 04:13:06,480 --> 04:13:28,080 doesn't involve running around like headless chicken. We can pump A in order to open the door. 4686 04:13:28,080 --> 04:13:30,080 *BOOM* 4687 04:13:48,000 --> 04:13:53,120 Lovely match work there from this guy. I haven't seen anything like that in my life. And the match... 4688 04:13:53,680 --> 04:13:55,920 And there he's hurt his finger again. It's a double... 4689 04:13:56,480 --> 04:14:01,440 Fingered pain fest for this guy. He's after just getting it snagged on some barbed wire. 4690 04:14:02,000 --> 04:14:06,560 And then immediately burning himself on a matchstick as well. Very funny if you think about it. 4691 04:14:11,440 --> 04:14:13,760 Now it's time for the tunnel of shit. 4692 04:14:15,200 --> 04:14:18,000 Scene from Shawshank Redemption. 4693 04:14:23,120 --> 04:14:28,960 A tribute act to Shawshank Redemption. Here we go. But it's... It's a nicer tunnel. It's definitely not full of shit. 4694 04:14:30,160 --> 04:14:35,280 I'd say it is dank. And it is smelly. And I can already see some... 4695 04:14:35,920 --> 04:14:39,760 A few... Oh fuck. I thought that was... I thought it was grass. 4696 04:14:40,800 --> 04:14:44,960 I thought that was grass. But it turns out... It's glass. 4697 04:14:45,600 --> 04:14:50,240 There's only one letter in the difference, but a very different meaning at the end of the day as well. 4698 04:14:50,240 --> 04:14:56,080 Get the match going. 4699 04:14:56,080 --> 04:15:08,240 What an under-equipped man this is. After months of torture and trying to find out who this killer is. 4700 04:15:08,240 --> 04:15:18,240 You'd think he would have at least invested in a fucking jacket, some gloves, a rain hat, and a torch or just a bat or something. 4701 04:15:19,040 --> 04:15:32,320 Like... I think that the director of the game or whoever, the Frenchman that made it, probably wanted the audience to feel uncomfortable, to feel this sense of foreboding. 4702 04:15:33,200 --> 04:15:39,040 And the only way... One of the ways to achieve that is to not introduce a running mechanic and 4703 04:15:39,040 --> 04:15:46,560 to have him use matchsticks as a fucking light source, which is ridiculous considering the wet nature of everything. 4704 04:15:46,560 --> 04:15:50,800 Everything's wet. How's he even lighting those? Unless he had them kept in a fucking Loctite box. 4705 04:15:51,360 --> 04:15:57,760 Or, uh... I saw Ray Mears said you could put matchsticks in a condom if you want to keep them dry and safe. 4706 04:15:58,400 --> 04:16:03,200 But, uh, you don't really hear much from Ray Mears these days, so I'd take whatever he says with a pinch of salt. 4707 04:16:03,600 --> 04:16:09,200 Heavy Dufresne. Thank you very much for your tip there. Let's have a look and see where this is going here. 4708 04:16:09,200 --> 04:16:16,880 Sharp as a razor. Impossible to go back. I'm gonna have to crawl through it slowly so I don't tear up my arms. 4709 04:16:19,120 --> 04:16:27,680 Right. So the exposition is thus slow crawl. If I'm really gently pressing the left thumb stick forward, 4710 04:16:27,680 --> 04:16:34,960 still looks painful. I would have, I would have just gone like... Fuck, wrong. Get the window off there. Tom. 4711 04:16:36,800 --> 04:16:44,000 Yep. Hello. Yeah, you've still got the spycraft window from earlier on. I accidentally hit the button there. 4712 04:16:45,120 --> 04:16:48,800 Just give me a second now. Just try and get it done. How's the game going? 4713 04:16:50,800 --> 04:16:55,040 Not great. It's fucking shit. He's got a matchstick and he keeps on getting his hand cut. 4714 04:16:57,200 --> 04:16:58,160 Crazy bit of business. 4715 04:17:03,600 --> 04:17:07,600 Howdy, partner. Looks like you were having a technical malfunction. 4716 04:17:08,640 --> 04:17:11,920 Well done in the war zone earlier on. From what I could see, 4717 04:17:12,560 --> 04:17:17,040 you definitely cleaned ass down there. Watch your back down there. 4718 04:17:21,200 --> 04:17:23,040 Right, so we... Are we back on? 4719 04:17:23,040 --> 04:17:41,280 Fucking hell. And you came through, your voice came through awful clear there, Tom. 4720 04:17:44,400 --> 04:17:51,600 Bit of technical gremlins... Gremlins... In the, in the system. There's nothing really much I can do about it, but I mean, 4721 04:17:51,600 --> 04:17:54,160 you gotta, you gotta hand it to me. I did fix the screen. 4722 04:17:55,600 --> 04:17:59,600 Yeah, thanks very much for that there, Tom. Let's see what we've got going on here. Seems to be... 4723 04:18:00,880 --> 04:18:07,680 very painful this game. And Folly it, thank you very much for your kind-hearted tip there. You say, "Heavy rain." 4724 04:18:08,240 --> 04:18:16,320 More like finger pain. Great pace. Thank you very much for that. Some heavy breathing going on from this book as well. 4725 04:18:23,200 --> 04:18:28,960 We've got a... Another... Who, who lined this tunnel with glass? And were they aware... 4726 04:18:29,840 --> 04:18:32,560 of what it was I was going to be doing? Another matchstick. 4727 04:18:34,880 --> 04:18:39,440 The match flame. It indicates where the fresh air comes from. All I have to do is follow the wind. 4728 04:18:41,280 --> 04:18:42,320 Follow the wind. 4729 04:18:52,880 --> 04:18:57,600 So we go... We go... Left, so... Oh, right, sorry. 4730 04:19:04,000 --> 04:19:07,120 I think there's blood happening. You have to go really slowly as well. 4731 04:19:17,200 --> 04:19:26,080 A glass-lined labyrinth of pain. It's very, very emphatic in its presentation. 4732 04:19:28,000 --> 04:19:34,400 And now I have to follow the wind again with the match. Get another match going. It's a great matchstick mechanic they've got going here. 4733 04:19:35,040 --> 04:19:37,680 Like that. And we have a look and see which way left. 4734 04:19:38,960 --> 04:19:40,240 Great stuff. Great news. 4735 04:19:40,240 --> 04:19:48,960 I was a little bit overzealous there on pressing the thumbstick forward. I think that led to 4736 04:19:50,160 --> 04:19:56,720 a few cuts. Kind of just hoping this is just one of those dreams. I think they did that to us the other 4737 04:19:56,720 --> 04:20:02,240 day where it was just a dream. I'm hoping to do that again. It's lazy enough writing, but I mean it... 4738 04:20:03,040 --> 04:20:15,760 It works. It just works. Look at that glass. It's really well rendered. Proper fucking Annie Lennox scenario. 4739 04:20:23,760 --> 04:20:34,960 Now, let's get the match going. Another beautiful matchstick. And that's telling us to go lift this time. 4740 04:20:36,880 --> 04:20:43,040 You gotta hand it to the French. They know how to fucking do matchstick wind games. 4741 04:20:44,480 --> 04:20:48,160 Now he's trying to stand up. Oh, this is uncomfortable watching. 4742 04:20:49,840 --> 04:20:56,720 I have to turn around. Back round again. Oh, the dead body! I've just seen it. That's scary enough. 4743 04:20:56,720 --> 04:20:59,680 There's a fucking dead body right at the end of the tunnel here. 4744 04:21:01,760 --> 04:21:08,800 Pretty arduous stuff. I was feeling the pain there for a moment with the broken glass. And now we've got a 4745 04:21:08,800 --> 04:21:13,760 wee wee, Monsieur scenario. A dead man. Let's have a look at this. 4746 04:21:13,760 --> 04:21:25,920 This is a real... Looks like I'm not the first to come this way. Stand by me corpse situation. 4747 04:21:29,360 --> 04:21:32,720 Let's get the match out and see if there's any wind happening here. 4748 04:21:38,080 --> 04:21:41,600 So, I can't see which way the flame is going there, but... 4749 04:21:42,880 --> 04:21:50,800 Maybe it's going towards. And another burnt finger. It's... It's all getting tough here. We'll go towards the body and see if there's anything on him. 4750 04:21:53,760 --> 04:21:55,360 Oh, we have to turn around. It's not letting us... 4751 04:21:59,840 --> 04:22:04,560 Okay, here we go. We've... We've got it. We know where we're going now. 4752 04:22:06,800 --> 04:22:11,600 There's a lot of... A lot of bleeding going on. 4753 04:22:11,600 --> 04:22:32,960 Seems to be a little air shaft here. To move your head. Is that used to anything? I'm not sure. Well, doesn't look like it. Keep going. 4754 04:22:35,040 --> 04:22:38,720 You'd be half wondering what the hell's at the end of this tunnel. Because... 4755 04:22:40,240 --> 04:22:42,880 It was pretty grim back there on the other side of things. 4756 04:22:46,640 --> 04:22:49,440 I'd say we're in... We're in line for another shit up. 4757 04:22:51,040 --> 04:22:56,320 Another dead body or something. Maybe a dead rat. Maybe just a big giant shite. 4758 04:22:57,520 --> 04:23:02,800 That stinks. And you have to try and move away from that. But you can't because there's too much glass on the other side. 4759 04:23:03,760 --> 04:23:07,440 And then you have to use the match to try and find out which way the wind's going. But you... 4760 04:23:07,440 --> 04:23:13,760 You ignite... End up igniting methane gas. And that explodes the tunnel. And you die in a fucking... 4761 04:23:14,320 --> 04:23:17,040 Fitty methane related disaster death. 4762 04:23:18,880 --> 04:23:23,600 Or they could introduce... The introduction of a goblin creature that chases after you would... 4763 04:23:23,600 --> 04:23:25,520 Just spice things up a little bit. 4764 04:23:35,920 --> 04:23:38,640 The Resident Evil 2 Croc DLC. 4765 04:23:44,080 --> 04:23:50,720 Yeah, you're right there, Damien. I was working on tunnels like this back in the day myself. But there was not as much glass... 4766 04:23:52,480 --> 04:23:56,720 ...than that. In fact, there was not much... There wasn't any glass at all. And... 4767 04:23:56,720 --> 04:23:59,760 Your men's knees there are absolutely... Glubered. 4768 04:24:03,840 --> 04:24:06,640 Pure fucking Gallipoli. Left bumper stick. 4769 04:24:08,640 --> 04:24:09,440 Bumper nickel. 4770 04:24:10,800 --> 04:24:16,720 And now another fucking chute that we get down. He's having a great old day of it in these pipes and these shafts. 4771 04:24:17,520 --> 04:24:18,560 I guess I don't really have any choice. 4772 04:24:18,560 --> 04:24:23,200 I mean, at this stage, you've got... You've gone this far. You might as well get inside the pipe. 4773 04:24:24,560 --> 04:24:26,640 What else are you gonna do? Go back through the glass. 4774 04:24:28,240 --> 04:24:30,000 His legs are in fucking bits. 4775 04:24:31,520 --> 04:24:33,520 And it really will be a tetanus... 4776 04:24:35,120 --> 04:24:38,960 Scenario, I hope. When he gets out of here. How do you... What are you meant to do here now? 4777 04:24:40,080 --> 04:24:41,600 Let go of them at the same time, is it? 4778 04:24:42,640 --> 04:24:56,000 Alright, fair enough. Great Scott. 4779 04:24:57,280 --> 04:24:59,840 Into a fucking butterfly room. Hit B. 4780 04:25:01,360 --> 04:25:03,440 Press B. I was pressing it. I'm pressing it. 4781 04:25:04,960 --> 04:25:06,160 And then left bumper. 4782 04:25:07,520 --> 04:25:09,840 And then cream that up with an A press. 4783 04:25:10,480 --> 04:25:16,400 No. A goblin-like creature. Thank you very much there for your kind heart and generous tip. 4784 04:25:17,840 --> 04:25:22,640 You see, I declined to... The... An approach to appear in the game. 4785 04:25:24,000 --> 04:25:29,680 So it's on record that a goblin-like creature was approached, but declined. 4786 04:25:29,680 --> 04:25:33,760 Whether or not that was a professional choice or the agent made that choice, I'm not sure. 4787 04:25:35,920 --> 04:25:42,800 Just goes to show you though, the French were keen on goblin-related action. It just didn't happen for them. 4788 04:25:42,800 --> 04:26:04,800 *Ding* 4789 04:26:04,800 --> 04:26:11,800 This looks like it's going to be a very nice, safe and pain-free few moments. 4790 04:26:11,800 --> 04:26:15,800 Great design on the room there. 4791 04:26:15,800 --> 04:26:18,800 I love the way this game is developing now. 4792 04:26:18,800 --> 04:26:21,800 Now I have to hit 4 or 5 buttons instead of 3. 4793 04:26:21,800 --> 04:26:25,800 How are you meant to... I don't have enough fucking thumbs to do all that. 4794 04:26:25,800 --> 04:26:32,800 So that's an interesting way of approaching this because I'm not sure how we're going to do this. 4795 04:26:32,800 --> 04:26:38,800 We hit the X. We hit the LB. 4796 04:26:38,800 --> 04:26:42,800 We hit the Y. 4797 04:26:42,800 --> 04:26:45,800 We hit the RB and I'm running out of fingers as we speak. 4798 04:26:45,800 --> 04:26:48,800 I'm going to have to use my fucking nose. 4799 04:26:48,800 --> 04:26:49,800 *Ding* 4800 04:26:49,800 --> 04:26:50,800 *Ding* 4801 04:26:50,800 --> 04:26:51,800 Alright. 4802 04:26:51,800 --> 04:26:58,800 Is this part of the game... is this what they thought they'd really piss off the person playing it? 4803 04:26:58,800 --> 04:27:06,800 I would have been able to hit B there but the only way I would have been able to do that is with my tongue. 4804 04:27:06,800 --> 04:27:09,800 And that isn't the kind of stream I operate. 4805 04:27:09,800 --> 04:27:11,800 That's not the operation I'm running here. 4806 04:27:11,800 --> 04:27:13,800 That's not the show that I'm running. 4807 04:27:13,800 --> 04:27:18,800 And it was the very last thing I thought would be going on before playing this game. 4808 04:27:18,800 --> 04:27:26,800 Was that I was going to have to fucking nearly shift the controller enabled to make him move through and to the next scene. 4809 04:27:26,800 --> 04:27:28,800 But that's the way it's going. 4810 04:27:28,800 --> 04:27:29,800 I'm just going to have to leave... 4811 04:27:29,800 --> 04:27:31,800 When I went to put my nose in like this. 4812 04:27:31,800 --> 04:27:37,800 There wasn't enough room between my finger and thumb for my nose to fit through. 4813 04:27:37,800 --> 04:27:59,720 it through. So here we go. I'll choose another section. Okay, I see. Maybe this one here. 4814 04:27:59,720 --> 04:28:28,980 Oh look. No. He's battered, isn't he? He's absolutely fucking twisted. Let's try this one. X. Y. So that's three. And there's the B as well. LB, I think we've got it. 4815 04:28:28,980 --> 04:28:43,640 Oh. He just backed out of that one. Either that or my fingers didn't remain pressing the buttons. 4816 04:28:43,640 --> 04:29:09,140 Then the Y. Then the RB. And this is going to be a real head scratcher. Now I'm going to have to use my nose. 4817 04:29:09,140 --> 04:29:23,840 Still no luck there with that one. Like we've tried all these fences now. It's just not happening for him. Maybe the one at the end will work. 4818 04:29:29,140 --> 04:29:47,940 Okay. Left trigger. Then the A button. Then the Y. Running out of fingers here. And it's not happening. 4819 04:29:53,140 --> 04:29:59,520 You walked by it. So the... I'm just going to fucking go through the door. 4820 04:30:01,480 --> 04:30:08,760 Going to go through the door. It says coward on it. I'm not going to be worried about that. I'm not going to be embarrassed about that. 4821 04:30:13,260 --> 04:30:13,620 Stay. 4822 04:30:15,060 --> 04:30:18,120 People are saying I walked past it. So I'm going to stay. 4823 04:30:19,440 --> 04:30:20,780 So is it this one? Is it? 4824 04:30:25,780 --> 04:30:27,060 Is it this one or... 4825 04:30:29,060 --> 04:30:30,080 Second last. 4826 04:30:31,540 --> 04:30:32,300 So this one. 4827 04:30:33,480 --> 04:30:34,780 I thought I tried this one. 4828 04:30:40,060 --> 04:30:40,500 LB. 4829 04:30:44,180 --> 04:30:44,620 Y. 4830 04:30:46,420 --> 04:30:46,700 RB. 4831 04:30:47,340 --> 04:30:51,540 And now one final B. I'm going to have to use the nose again. But this is the one. So we're through. 4832 04:30:52,240 --> 04:30:52,840 Fuck you. 4833 04:30:58,560 --> 04:31:01,360 It's a one, two, three, four, five, six situation. 4834 04:31:04,720 --> 04:31:06,300 Second last from the other side. 4835 04:31:06,300 --> 04:31:06,800 Second last. 4836 04:31:12,080 --> 04:31:12,780 Here we go. 4837 04:31:15,420 --> 04:31:16,360 Oh, great stuff. 4838 04:31:20,260 --> 04:31:20,980 Great stuff. 4839 04:31:30,260 --> 04:31:31,080 That's beautiful. 4840 04:31:36,080 --> 04:31:38,380 My thoughts entirely as well. 4841 04:31:38,380 --> 04:31:42,620 Connor did want to get the lab in the ESB in to sort this place out. 4842 04:31:43,420 --> 04:31:44,440 Pronto stat. 4843 04:31:54,280 --> 04:31:55,920 Getting very intense now. 4844 04:31:56,000 --> 04:31:57,820 The music is beginning to ramp up. 4845 04:31:58,680 --> 04:31:59,320 Look at that. 4846 04:31:59,440 --> 04:32:00,540 The way it's moving through this. 4847 04:32:01,200 --> 04:32:03,380 Very, very interesting and... 4848 04:32:04,580 --> 04:32:05,960 Tension building. 4849 04:32:05,960 --> 04:32:05,960 Tension building. 4850 04:32:06,200 --> 04:32:07,120 Left bumper. 4851 04:32:07,640 --> 04:32:08,500 That's us through. 4852 04:32:15,040 --> 04:32:16,680 And then X. 4853 04:32:18,880 --> 04:32:19,640 LB. 4854 04:32:22,340 --> 04:32:23,660 I've got the Y. 4855 04:32:24,660 --> 04:32:25,280 The RB. 4856 04:32:25,700 --> 04:32:27,920 And if this is B, that fucking... 4857 04:32:27,920 --> 04:32:29,340 Knows it. 4858 04:32:33,240 --> 04:32:34,220 Doesn't work. 4859 04:32:34,220 --> 04:32:34,220 Doesn't work. 4860 04:32:55,580 --> 04:32:55,880 Oh. 4861 04:32:56,540 --> 04:32:57,060 I pressed... 4862 04:32:57,060 --> 04:32:59,420 Press B instead of A there. 4863 04:32:59,420 --> 04:32:59,880 Fuck. 4864 04:33:11,880 --> 04:33:12,800 Fuck. 4865 04:33:12,800 --> 04:33:13,720 Fuck. 4866 04:33:15,880 --> 04:33:18,340 I sneezed and that fucked him up there. 4867 04:33:18,400 --> 04:33:19,680 Hopefully this is game over. 4868 04:33:19,800 --> 04:33:21,140 Oh, for fuck's sake. 4869 04:33:22,760 --> 04:33:23,340 Come on. 4870 04:33:23,400 --> 04:33:24,200 Give us a chat. 4871 04:33:24,260 --> 04:33:25,140 That was a sneeze. 4872 04:33:25,340 --> 04:33:26,880 I didn't mean... 4873 04:33:26,880 --> 04:33:27,980 To do the fucking thing. 4874 04:33:49,400 --> 04:33:51,480 Well, that's what we should have done in the first place. 4875 04:33:51,480 --> 04:33:52,980 Just go through the fucking door. 4876 04:33:54,180 --> 04:33:56,480 What was the point of all that electricity stuff? 4877 04:33:59,720 --> 04:34:00,400 What am I... 4878 04:34:00,400 --> 04:34:01,920 What am I missing there with this? 4879 04:34:03,180 --> 04:34:05,260 Have I not taken the electricity route? 4880 04:34:05,340 --> 04:34:07,840 Have I missed a big chunk or swathe of the game? 4881 04:34:07,900 --> 04:34:08,560 Or is it... 4882 04:34:08,560 --> 04:34:17,820 Tell you what, some game for unresolved scenes, isn't it? 4883 04:34:17,820 --> 04:34:19,820 Back to KD Lang now with some... 4884 04:34:21,460 --> 04:34:22,520 Hot denim action. 4885 04:34:24,060 --> 04:34:29,100 She's still at the exact same motel, walking around, doing fuck all. 4886 04:34:29,380 --> 04:34:31,700 And it's a great situation, Tom. 4887 04:34:33,160 --> 04:34:46,800 Oh my god. 4888 04:34:46,800 --> 04:34:49,600 Dream like it seems to be a real situation. 4889 04:34:49,800 --> 04:34:50,920 A dead man on the floor. 4890 04:34:53,520 --> 04:34:54,480 Have a little... 4891 04:34:54,480 --> 04:34:55,460 Check this out here. 4892 04:34:55,560 --> 04:34:57,620 It's a dead man on a floor again. 4893 04:34:57,780 --> 04:34:59,020 And we've seen a few of these... 4894 04:34:59,020 --> 04:35:01,220 With the past few hours of this game. 4895 04:35:02,080 --> 04:35:04,860 Doesn't seem to be getting any better at all... 4896 04:35:04,860 --> 04:35:06,620 For the inhabitants of this world. 4897 04:35:06,800 --> 04:35:08,900 It just seems to be a continual... 4898 04:35:08,900 --> 04:35:10,200 Nightmarish... 4899 04:35:10,200 --> 04:35:12,800 Conveyor belt of shit situations for them. 4900 04:35:12,800 --> 04:35:17,800 So this is the guy that we were just controlling... 4901 04:35:19,500 --> 04:35:21,540 In the electricity plant. 4902 04:35:22,920 --> 04:35:25,860 No indication of how he managed to get back to the motel. 4903 04:35:28,920 --> 04:35:30,800 It just assumes... 4904 04:35:31,660 --> 04:35:33,500 You're gonna put two and two together here. 4905 04:35:33,580 --> 04:35:35,800 But I would have liked to have seen some sort of fucking... 4906 04:35:36,420 --> 04:35:37,740 Connection made there. 4907 04:35:37,840 --> 04:35:39,580 Because how did he get back? 4908 04:35:39,580 --> 04:35:48,580 Ethan. 4909 04:35:50,280 --> 04:35:50,680 Ethan. 4910 04:35:51,080 --> 04:35:51,820 Can you hear me? 4911 04:35:51,820 --> 04:35:51,940 Ethan. 4912 04:36:08,280 --> 04:36:09,940 You've got a hell of a fever. 4913 04:36:11,360 --> 04:36:12,800 Fever pills in the press. 4914 04:36:16,380 --> 04:36:19,340 It's gonna be another pills out the press scenario. 4915 04:36:19,600 --> 04:36:21,100 Are those burn marks on your chest? 4916 04:36:27,980 --> 04:36:29,460 Arms look really bad. 4917 04:36:31,200 --> 04:36:32,760 I need to disinfect your wounds. 4918 04:36:33,980 --> 04:36:36,820 This is going to be an exciting part of the game now. 4919 04:36:36,900 --> 04:36:38,720 Where we disinfect a man's wounds. 4920 04:36:40,640 --> 04:36:41,640 Rolls up the top. 4921 04:36:41,900 --> 04:36:42,560 Cheeky enough. 4922 04:36:42,740 --> 04:36:43,440 Cheeky business. 4923 04:36:43,440 --> 04:36:45,260 You have to get your clothes off to disinfect those wounds. 4924 04:36:45,260 --> 04:36:45,840 There we go. 4925 04:36:45,880 --> 04:36:46,880 It's all happening here. 4926 04:36:47,760 --> 04:36:49,420 Nothing sexual about it all. 4927 04:36:49,480 --> 04:36:50,060 It's just purely... 4928 04:36:51,180 --> 04:36:52,020 Medical. 4929 04:36:56,180 --> 04:36:58,160 Got some great denim cords on him. 4930 04:36:58,280 --> 04:36:59,440 Combat cords look. 4931 04:36:59,440 --> 04:37:09,420 Those are serious burns. 4932 04:37:11,040 --> 04:37:12,160 Don't think you should touch... 4933 04:37:12,160 --> 04:37:12,760 I don't know if I can do anything for you. 4934 04:37:12,760 --> 04:37:14,640 I don't think you should touch the serious burns. 4935 04:37:14,820 --> 04:37:15,920 It's just gonna make it worse. 4936 04:37:15,920 --> 04:37:24,560 Come here. 4937 04:37:24,700 --> 04:37:26,260 Let me rub those burns for you. 4938 04:37:26,260 --> 04:37:31,740 In and out of the fucking bathroom. 4939 04:37:33,200 --> 04:37:35,720 And then straight to the fucking medicine cabinet. 4940 04:37:35,840 --> 04:37:36,380 Grab it all. 4941 04:37:36,440 --> 04:37:37,960 We don't even need to decide what they are. 4942 04:37:38,440 --> 04:37:39,500 Pump it all into him. 4943 04:37:41,080 --> 04:37:42,240 Pump it all into him. 4944 04:37:43,500 --> 04:37:45,480 Clark and Ciara, thank you very much. 4945 04:37:45,700 --> 04:37:46,400 Happy New Year. 4946 04:37:46,460 --> 04:37:47,500 I hope you're getting on well. 4947 04:37:47,700 --> 04:37:48,380 Thanks for the tip. 4948 04:37:51,160 --> 04:37:52,740 Feed him a big ball of pills. 4949 04:37:52,740 --> 04:37:53,360 Yes. 4950 04:37:53,360 --> 04:37:58,320 And now the fucking... 4951 04:37:58,320 --> 04:37:59,440 Why does that keep happening? 4952 04:38:10,540 --> 04:38:11,280 Sorry there. 4953 04:38:11,360 --> 04:38:13,300 How long was that on the fucking screen for? 4954 04:38:13,480 --> 04:38:17,380 Thank you very much for the tip there, Andy the Fork. 4955 04:38:19,380 --> 04:38:19,820 Disinfect. 4956 04:38:19,980 --> 04:38:20,920 What we go for first. 4957 04:38:21,140 --> 04:38:22,860 Bandages, ointment, medicine, disinfect. 4958 04:38:23,080 --> 04:38:24,340 I think you gotta disinfect first. 4959 04:38:27,800 --> 04:38:28,180 Why? 4960 04:38:31,980 --> 04:38:33,220 Only up for a couple of seconds. 4961 04:38:33,380 --> 04:38:33,560 Okay. 4962 04:38:33,640 --> 04:38:34,060 Big smiles. 4963 04:38:34,180 --> 04:38:34,360 Okay. 4964 04:38:34,440 --> 04:38:36,020 Thank you very much for the news. 4965 04:38:36,100 --> 04:38:36,820 Andy the Fork. 4966 04:38:36,880 --> 04:38:37,700 Thank you very much. 4967 04:38:37,960 --> 04:38:39,020 And Clark and Ciara. 4968 04:38:39,680 --> 04:38:41,120 So it's a case of... 4969 04:38:41,120 --> 04:38:44,620 It's a one, two, three, four disinfectant situation. 4970 04:38:44,620 --> 04:38:45,680 That's disinfectant. 4971 04:38:46,000 --> 04:38:47,480 Not terribly good for burns. 4972 04:38:49,120 --> 04:38:50,480 I don't like the tone. 4973 04:38:54,780 --> 04:38:55,460 God. 4974 04:38:56,000 --> 04:38:56,600 Sorry. 4975 04:38:57,660 --> 04:38:58,460 I'll go easier. 4976 04:39:03,580 --> 04:39:04,420 Yeah. 4977 04:39:07,580 --> 04:39:08,600 Slowly does it. 4978 04:39:08,740 --> 04:39:11,700 Slowly reaches the end product here. 4979 04:39:12,900 --> 04:39:14,200 There's the end product. 4980 04:39:16,140 --> 04:39:18,680 And then here's another end product. 4981 04:39:23,720 --> 04:39:25,420 And here's another one as well. 4982 04:39:30,640 --> 04:39:31,780 I don't know what was going on. 4983 04:39:31,780 --> 04:39:33,200 She's not even applying it. 4984 04:39:33,280 --> 04:39:35,460 I'm pressing down on the fucking thing. 4985 04:39:35,520 --> 04:39:36,240 She's not putting it on. 4986 04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:36,240 Okay. 4987 04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:36,240 Okay. 4988 04:39:36,240 --> 04:39:46,660 Your wounds are disinfected. 4989 04:39:50,720 --> 04:39:51,200 Okay. 4990 04:39:51,200 --> 04:39:52,820 That's the wounds done. 4991 04:39:52,900 --> 04:39:54,440 So there we've got a burn. 4992 04:39:55,240 --> 04:39:58,140 We've got a medicine, an ointment, and bandages. 4993 04:39:59,520 --> 04:40:02,340 I'd say it's an ointment situation. 4994 04:40:03,300 --> 04:40:04,720 Put ointment on the burns. 4995 04:40:18,200 --> 04:40:21,060 He's, uh, feeling the pain there. 4996 04:40:23,760 --> 04:40:24,520 That's lovely. 4997 04:40:24,880 --> 04:40:25,460 Rub there. 4998 04:40:25,580 --> 04:40:28,720 Move the stick around in order to rub his chest. 4999 04:40:29,720 --> 04:40:31,540 I don't think that's how you do it in the business. 5000 04:40:33,760 --> 04:40:35,520 Uh, bandages possibly? 5001 04:40:35,700 --> 04:40:36,020 Yeah. 5002 04:40:37,600 --> 04:40:39,620 Electric eelthin. 5003 04:40:39,720 --> 04:40:42,060 Thank you very much for your tip, Electric eelthin. 5004 04:40:46,800 --> 04:40:52,020 And now we've another situation here where the bandage is being applied at pace to his arm. 5005 04:40:52,540 --> 04:40:54,140 We know it's being disinfected. 5006 04:40:55,480 --> 04:40:58,500 Will it, will it cause someone to pay for him? 5007 04:40:58,620 --> 04:40:59,660 We've yet to see. 5008 04:41:00,300 --> 04:41:03,400 Move, twirl the stick around to apply the bandage. 5009 04:41:03,440 --> 04:41:03,980 I've done that. 5010 04:41:05,940 --> 04:41:08,840 Keep twirling the stick there to apply more bandage. 5011 04:41:10,520 --> 04:41:11,600 That's lovely stuff. 5012 04:41:12,200 --> 04:41:13,280 Horses under starlight. 5013 04:41:13,360 --> 04:41:13,840 Thanks very much. 5014 04:41:13,880 --> 04:41:17,180 Some great stick twirling mechanics being built into this game. 5015 04:41:17,280 --> 04:41:21,380 And then hit the LB button to fucking put his, put your hands on him. 5016 04:41:21,660 --> 04:41:22,740 And then Y. 5017 04:41:22,960 --> 04:41:23,660 Pump Y. 5018 04:41:28,180 --> 04:41:30,720 Hold the LB and then we pump Y. 5019 04:41:32,220 --> 04:41:33,700 Pump Y to lift him up. 5020 04:41:33,700 --> 04:41:39,200 What an amazing concept this game was. 5021 04:41:39,360 --> 04:41:42,460 An entire game of quick time events. 5022 04:41:43,800 --> 04:41:45,820 Who would have thought that it would have ever worked? 5023 04:41:45,940 --> 04:41:46,420 Not me. 5024 04:41:47,400 --> 04:41:48,380 But here we are. 5025 04:41:48,460 --> 04:41:49,820 It's working very well indeed. 5026 04:41:49,820 --> 04:41:50,000 That's all I can do. 5027 04:41:51,960 --> 04:41:52,780 How do you feel? 5028 04:41:53,080 --> 04:41:54,660 Pure autopilot game. 5029 04:41:54,820 --> 04:41:58,300 Like you could really just fucking leave the brain at home for this one. 5030 04:41:58,620 --> 04:41:59,300 He's unconscious. 5031 04:42:00,900 --> 04:42:02,120 Now I'll just have to wait. 5032 04:42:03,040 --> 04:42:04,120 And hope he wakes up. 5033 04:42:05,140 --> 04:42:08,060 She just spoke then and her mouth didn't move. 5034 04:42:08,120 --> 04:42:10,320 So it's a bit of a fucking mess up. 5035 04:42:10,400 --> 04:42:13,320 They should have actually rectified that after the initial game test. 5036 04:42:14,200 --> 04:42:15,960 But they must have had dummies on it. 5037 04:42:16,220 --> 04:42:17,120 Because they didn't notice. 5038 04:42:17,380 --> 04:42:17,780 I did. 5039 04:42:19,280 --> 04:42:24,920 I bet you have to look inside the box at the origami fucking figures or something. 5040 04:42:30,920 --> 04:42:32,920 She got the naughty holders now. 5041 04:42:35,500 --> 04:42:38,340 Is naughty holder still with us? 5042 04:42:38,440 --> 04:42:41,300 Just got a thought there that naughty holder isn't with us anymore. 5043 04:42:41,420 --> 04:42:44,500 And that's a fucking shame because he kind of is Mr. Christmas. 5044 04:42:45,440 --> 04:42:47,360 Or was at some stage. 5045 04:42:49,180 --> 04:42:50,860 Theresa Manion's after you. 5046 04:42:50,960 --> 04:42:51,580 Brian C. 5047 04:42:52,040 --> 04:42:52,540 How are you? 5048 04:42:53,900 --> 04:42:55,100 He's still with us. 5049 04:42:55,140 --> 04:42:55,760 Thank God. 5050 04:42:57,600 --> 04:43:01,840 Because it's getting fucking dodgy now. 5051 04:43:01,980 --> 04:43:07,700 You know, every few days is someone going that you remember or you've heard about, like, you know? 5052 04:43:12,200 --> 04:43:13,760 I'm just glad that Naughty... 5053 04:43:13,760 --> 04:43:17,680 But you don't really hear much from Naughty Holder anymore, do you? 5054 04:43:18,940 --> 04:43:21,720 Was he on I'm a celebrity to get me out of here at some stage? 5055 04:43:21,720 --> 04:43:28,800 No choice. 5056 04:43:28,980 --> 04:43:29,280 Memory. 5057 04:43:29,380 --> 04:43:30,040 Your memory's gone. 5058 04:43:30,040 --> 04:43:38,600 When I was a child, I was always the one who used to fix my brothers up when they'd been fighting with the other kids on the block. 5059 04:43:40,860 --> 04:43:42,100 I, uh... 5060 04:43:42,100 --> 04:43:44,180 I suppose I like to play the guardian angel. 5061 04:43:51,760 --> 04:43:53,660 He was clean living for the era. 5062 04:43:55,260 --> 04:43:59,060 You said you were here because you're an insomniac? 5063 04:43:59,060 --> 04:44:02,980 Uh, tell a... 5064 04:44:02,980 --> 04:44:03,740 I tell a lie. 5065 04:44:03,840 --> 04:44:04,840 I'm wide awake. 5066 04:44:05,700 --> 04:44:06,760 Which is the same thing. 5067 04:44:06,780 --> 04:44:07,300 It's nothing. 5068 04:44:07,900 --> 04:44:10,480 Um, I just have trouble falling asleep sometimes. 5069 04:44:10,860 --> 04:44:12,000 Look at her jacket. 5070 04:44:12,120 --> 04:44:15,540 It has kind of, uh, Japanese samurai and, uh... 5071 04:44:17,400 --> 04:44:19,680 Whatever the fucking other fella is. 5072 04:44:19,800 --> 04:44:21,540 I don't know who the fella on the right is, but, uh... 5073 04:44:22,220 --> 04:44:23,360 What would they be from? 5074 04:44:23,460 --> 04:44:25,280 Is that particular art style? 5075 04:44:26,260 --> 04:44:28,720 I'm gonna guess Japanese art. 5076 04:44:28,720 --> 04:44:32,280 I've been like that since I was a little girl. 5077 04:44:34,920 --> 04:44:35,320 Problems? 5078 04:44:35,320 --> 04:44:36,000 Question mark? 5079 04:44:36,580 --> 04:44:37,320 You, um... 5080 04:44:38,040 --> 04:44:40,060 You got some kind of a problem? 5081 04:44:42,880 --> 04:44:44,660 Bigger than you can possibly imagine. 5082 04:44:47,860 --> 04:44:48,300 Hypothesis? 5083 04:44:50,440 --> 04:44:51,980 You mixed up with the mafia? 5084 04:44:52,900 --> 04:44:53,260 Japanistic. 5085 04:44:53,260 --> 04:44:55,260 "Kabuki." 5086 04:44:55,260 --> 04:44:57,260 Kabuki. 5087 04:44:57,260 --> 04:44:59,260 Kabuki. 5088 04:44:59,260 --> 04:45:06,260 Listen, I am truly grateful for your help, but for your own sake, I think it's better if you don't ask any questions. 5089 04:45:09,260 --> 04:45:10,260 Maybe I could help you, I-- 5090 04:45:10,260 --> 04:45:12,260 No one can help me. 5091 04:45:14,260 --> 04:45:17,260 You've already done a lot, Madison. 5092 04:45:19,260 --> 04:45:20,260 Right. 5093 04:45:22,260 --> 04:45:23,260 I'm gonna go. 5094 04:45:27,260 --> 04:45:28,260 Take care. 5095 04:45:29,260 --> 04:45:32,260 Hate to see you leave, but I love to see you walk away. 5096 04:45:33,260 --> 04:45:34,260 I will share Lynn Spiteri. 5097 04:45:34,260 --> 04:45:35,260 See you later. 5098 04:45:37,260 --> 04:45:39,260 Thanks, Tom, for joining in there. 5099 04:45:39,260 --> 04:45:48,260 Now we open the box yet again for another lovely piece of oregasmic origami. 5100 04:45:49,260 --> 04:45:51,260 It is nothing short of amazing. 5101 04:45:51,260 --> 04:45:56,260 It's an origami lizard which now says, "Are you prepared to make a sacrifice?" 5102 04:45:56,260 --> 04:45:57,260 And I-- 5103 04:45:57,260 --> 04:46:00,260 I was talking so much shite, I couldn't even read that. 5104 04:46:02,260 --> 04:46:04,260 Another scene closes. 5105 04:46:05,260 --> 04:46:06,260 "Are you sure?" 5106 04:46:07,260 --> 04:46:08,260 "Did you double check it?" 5107 04:46:09,260 --> 04:46:10,260 Double bag it. 5108 04:46:11,260 --> 04:46:12,260 Bag man. 5109 04:46:13,260 --> 04:46:18,260 "Corta has an airtight alibi for at least two of the disappearances." 5110 04:46:19,260 --> 04:46:21,260 "He's not the origami killer." 5111 04:46:22,260 --> 04:46:24,260 "Okay, let's get back to work." 5112 04:46:25,260 --> 04:46:30,260 Did anyone else come up with Sean Mui for the game? Nobody as of yet has said that, I don't think. 5113 04:46:30,260 --> 04:46:35,260 Sean Moss's mother's here. She'd like to speak with you. 5114 04:46:40,260 --> 04:46:43,260 It was a few months back. The middle of the night. 5115 04:46:44,260 --> 04:46:45,260 Sean's old idiot. It was pouring down. 5116 04:46:46,260 --> 04:46:47,260 Ethan's wife. 5117 04:46:47,260 --> 04:46:49,260 Ethan came home completely drenched at about three. 5118 04:46:50,260 --> 04:46:51,260 That's my wife. 5119 04:46:51,260 --> 04:46:52,260 I asked her where he'd been. 5120 04:46:53,260 --> 04:46:56,260 He, uh, he spoke about drowning the rain. 5121 04:46:57,260 --> 04:46:59,260 Um, he didn't make any sense. 5122 04:47:00,260 --> 04:47:01,260 There was-- 5123 04:47:02,260 --> 04:47:04,260 Bit of a frame rate drop here, is there? 5124 04:47:05,260 --> 04:47:06,260 It's not looking smooth. 5125 04:47:07,260 --> 04:47:08,260 Oh, my God. 5126 04:47:09,260 --> 04:47:11,260 As if it wasn't really him. 5127 04:47:14,260 --> 04:47:16,260 Rocky Gervais, thank you very much for the tip there. 5128 04:47:17,260 --> 04:47:25,260 But the next day, there was that announcement about another victim of the origami killer. 5129 04:47:30,260 --> 04:47:32,260 Find my son. I'm begging you. 5130 04:47:32,260 --> 04:47:43,260 Sorry, my face there was just trying to highlight the pain and tension in the game. 5131 04:47:43,260 --> 04:47:45,260 This is Agent Norman Jaden of the FBI. 5132 04:47:46,260 --> 04:47:48,260 According to our information, Ethan Mars is one of your patients. 5133 04:47:49,260 --> 04:47:50,260 We'd like to ask you a few questions about-- 5134 04:47:51,260 --> 04:47:52,260 Bruno Mars. 5135 04:47:53,260 --> 04:47:54,260 I beg your pardon? 5136 04:47:55,260 --> 04:47:56,260 I'm bound by-- 5137 04:47:57,260 --> 04:47:58,260 Bruno Mars bar. 5138 04:47:59,260 --> 04:48:00,260 --by an oath of secrecy. 5139 04:48:01,260 --> 04:48:04,260 Under no circumstances may I discuss my patients. 5140 04:48:06,260 --> 04:48:11,260 My job is to find Sean Mars alive, and I don't give a damn about any bullshit oath. 5141 04:48:12,260 --> 04:48:13,260 Yeah. 5142 04:48:13,260 --> 04:48:14,260 Ain't gonna take no shit. 5143 04:48:16,260 --> 04:48:17,260 Move, shrink. 5144 04:48:18,260 --> 04:48:19,260 Sean Mars' life may depend on what you know. 5145 04:48:19,260 --> 04:48:20,260 Tell us what you know, doctor. 5146 04:48:21,260 --> 04:48:22,260 Heh. 5147 04:48:22,260 --> 04:48:23,260 That guy's accent is hilarious. 5148 04:48:23,260 --> 04:48:25,260 I wanna hear more of this guy speaking. 5149 04:48:26,260 --> 04:48:30,260 I think it's a kind of a Bostonian New England vibe. 5150 04:48:31,260 --> 04:48:32,260 Where it's weird as well. 5151 04:48:32,260 --> 04:48:33,260 I'm sorry. 5152 04:48:33,260 --> 04:48:34,260 I can't help you. 5153 04:48:35,260 --> 04:48:37,260 And now I must ask you to leave. 5154 04:48:38,260 --> 04:48:39,260 You need to cooperate. 5155 04:48:40,260 --> 04:48:41,260 For your own sake. 5156 04:48:44,260 --> 04:48:46,260 Uh, reconvince, shrink. 5157 04:48:47,260 --> 04:48:48,260 I know you don't wanna protect a murderer. 5158 04:48:48,260 --> 04:48:51,260 If you know anything, you must tell us, doctor. 5159 04:48:52,260 --> 04:48:53,260 Are you threatening me? 5160 04:48:53,260 --> 04:48:55,260 I'm just giving you some free advice, doc. 5161 04:48:56,260 --> 04:48:57,260 I suggest you take it. 5162 04:49:00,260 --> 04:49:03,260 Good cop-by-cop kind of situation going on here. 5163 04:49:04,260 --> 04:49:07,260 I'm going to call the police and make a complaint about your behavior. 5164 04:49:08,260 --> 04:49:11,260 Doctor, you are really pushing my buttons. 5165 04:49:11,260 --> 04:49:13,260 The only thing I'm interested in is saving that kid's life. 5166 04:49:14,260 --> 04:49:17,260 So, you're gonna be a good boy and tell me what I wanna know or I am- 5167 04:49:18,260 --> 04:49:19,260 He needs a good slap, this shrink. 5168 04:49:20,260 --> 04:49:24,260 He needs to shlap the shrink, but there's no option that they're giving you a quick time event for that. 5169 04:49:25,260 --> 04:49:27,260 It needs to be a nice, short, sharp shock. 5170 04:49:27,260 --> 04:49:30,260 Really gonna lose my temper. 5171 04:49:31,260 --> 04:49:34,260 Legally, you gotta tell us what you know. 5172 04:49:35,260 --> 04:49:37,260 You have no right. 5173 04:49:39,260 --> 04:49:40,260 Fuck off. 5174 04:49:41,260 --> 04:49:43,260 Wastes of skin. 5175 04:49:43,260 --> 04:50:02,120 Come on, Doc. There's an easy way and a hard way. It's your fucking choice. 5176 04:50:04,280 --> 04:50:04,880 What? 5177 04:50:04,880 --> 04:50:20,900 I bet he looks like his breath stinks. 5178 04:50:20,900 --> 04:50:48,680 I want to save Sean Mars just as much as you do, but that doesn't give me the freedom to do what the hell I like. So you're going to stop this shit right now. Digital hands. Back off. I'll get you for this, Jaden. Don't worry. I will not forget. Ethan Mars has had psychological problems since his first son died. Canna do 2.0. Feels responsible for his death. Sort of morbid neurosis. 5179 04:50:48,680 --> 04:50:58,460 So this guy is talking now. It just goes to show you do get result. Violence does work out in the end. Might not be pretty. Might not be nice. But it gets results. 5180 04:50:59,780 --> 04:51:15,700 He is haunted by visions of drowning bodies. A few weeks ago, after one of our usual sessions, I found this on the floor. It must have fallen out of his pocket. Origami killer. 5181 04:51:16,460 --> 04:51:22,820 Back off. 5182 04:51:24,620 --> 04:51:25,920 Sweaty fists. 5183 04:51:27,560 --> 04:51:29,000 Xanadu 2.0. 5184 04:51:30,920 --> 04:51:32,100 Wastes of skin. 5185 04:51:32,100 --> 04:51:49,020 Ash, I want you to assign every available man to finding Ethan Mars. I want a man outside his place day and night. Notify all agencies to start looking for him. I want you to keep an eye on the train stations, the airports, the bus terminals. I want every cop in the city on his ass. So that if he moves, we know about him. 5186 04:51:49,020 --> 04:52:10,260 The classic scene, the cop rallying the fucking troops and the battle cry sort of fucking situation. The real Tommy Lee Jones and the fugitive. I want every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse within a five square mile area sorted. Blah, blah, blah. Give me back my wife. Where's my wife? 5187 04:52:10,260 --> 04:52:16,520 Digital hands. Yes. Ethan Mars is the origami killer. 5188 04:52:18,420 --> 04:52:45,000 More Aladichian moods on the way as we transition from one scene to another. And who's this cheeky dude down the driving range? And what kind of city has a driving... It's like a motel driving range. 5189 04:52:46,300 --> 04:52:48,860 In a fucking metropolis. 5190 04:52:57,580 --> 04:52:58,460 Great swing. 5191 04:52:59,660 --> 04:53:00,740 Now we get to move... 5192 04:53:02,560 --> 04:53:06,680 Through here. Somebody there. He's doing the old... I'll teach you how to play golf, love. 5193 04:53:07,640 --> 04:53:09,240 I'll teach you how to play golf. Come here. 5194 04:53:09,720 --> 04:53:11,540 You just gotta swing like this. 5195 04:53:14,720 --> 04:53:20,720 Nice shot. Cheeky bastard. Thank you. Please come in, Mr. Shelby. Would you care for a coffee? 5196 04:53:21,680 --> 04:53:22,480 Oh, no, thanks. 5197 04:53:25,120 --> 04:53:25,680 Do you play? 5198 04:53:27,040 --> 04:53:27,880 I tried once. 5199 04:53:28,580 --> 04:53:33,560 Now Sam Allardyce does the same maneuver with this fella. And it's just big Sam. 5200 04:53:35,560 --> 04:53:37,320 Haunched up tight to your man. 5201 04:53:38,160 --> 04:53:39,280 Swing when you're winning. 5202 04:53:40,000 --> 04:53:40,960 I think the owner of the course... 5203 04:53:40,960 --> 04:53:52,240 And you have to do a load of quick time events to get the swing right. And if you get it wrong, he accidentally presses against him and then the fella's like, "What the hell's going on? I thought this was a golf lesson." 5204 04:53:53,200 --> 04:54:04,560 Oh, my mistake. You just have to keep repeating until you get the right sequence of events. It's either gonna be you get the information you want or your man thinks that you're trying to sexually assault him. 5205 04:54:05,440 --> 04:54:14,400 Again, did they go down that route? I doubt they did. Because the makers of the game, they want to fucking make it into a kind of a tough... 5206 04:54:16,720 --> 04:54:21,760 uncompromising and challenging on a number of levels sort of game. We're talking... 5207 04:54:22,720 --> 04:54:28,080 gameplay mechanic wise. We're talking mood wise. It's a psycho... 5208 04:54:29,200 --> 04:54:32,160 It's a psychological thriller of a game so far. 5209 04:54:33,200 --> 04:54:34,160 Still looking for me. 5210 04:54:35,920 --> 04:54:42,800 It's gritty and surreal. Balls to the wall? Possibly. But it'll be balls to the wall in a minute. 5211 04:54:48,880 --> 04:54:49,440 Here we go. 5212 04:54:51,600 --> 04:55:00,320 Grab a club. Do you know there was a lot of room here for double entendres and such, but they probably haven't gone down that route. Just too lowbrow for them. 5213 04:55:00,640 --> 04:55:05,520 But it would have brought a nice bit of sweet, lighthearted relief to the situation. 5214 04:55:10,160 --> 04:55:11,920 The pace hasn't stopped in fairness. 5215 04:55:19,280 --> 04:55:23,120 Look at your man. Still going at it there in the fucking next booth over. 5216 04:55:24,080 --> 04:55:24,800 The real... 5217 04:55:24,800 --> 04:55:25,280 The balls are in that basket. 5218 04:55:26,160 --> 04:55:31,680 Fiberpunk sort of fucking driving range. Does it... I wonder if there's anything like this even exist in reality. 5219 04:55:42,080 --> 04:55:43,280 It exists in LA. 5220 04:55:44,640 --> 04:55:49,600 The most important thing is to grip the club correctly. When you feel ready, you swing. 5221 04:55:53,120 --> 04:55:54,400 So grip the club. 5222 04:55:55,680 --> 04:55:56,880 Get the footwork right. 5223 04:55:58,000 --> 04:56:00,320 Make sure you've got the LB pressed as well. 5224 04:56:00,960 --> 04:56:02,800 Long Beach. And then... 5225 04:56:05,680 --> 04:56:06,480 Get in the hole. 5226 04:56:08,720 --> 04:56:11,040 That was a real slow swing. Ridiculous. 5227 04:56:11,040 --> 04:56:25,920 It's only your first ball. You should try to strike it a little harder next time. 5228 04:56:27,920 --> 04:56:31,040 I'm assuming you didn't invite me here just to play golf, Mr. Kramer. 5229 04:56:34,240 --> 04:56:38,320 I hear you've been asking questions about my son. Kramer vs. Kramer. 5230 04:56:39,280 --> 04:56:43,520 That's right. I want to know if Gordy is linked to the Origami Killer case in any way. 5231 04:56:55,120 --> 04:56:57,760 I want to give this a real fucking crystal swing right now. 5232 04:57:05,520 --> 04:57:10,000 Kramer vs. Heckler. The Laugh Factory. 5233 04:57:15,840 --> 04:57:18,080 My son had nothing to do with that sordid case. 5234 04:57:20,240 --> 04:57:22,640 Well then he has nothing to fear from my investigation. 5235 04:57:28,720 --> 04:57:32,400 You have no business investigating my son. I told you he had nothing to do with it. 5236 04:57:32,400 --> 04:57:37,520 Really smacking ball there. And it's a lot of nice tension building going on between the two guys here. 5237 04:57:37,520 --> 04:57:41,840 With all due respect, Mr. Kramer, it's up to me to decide who I want to investigate. 5238 04:57:43,920 --> 04:57:50,240 The very serious story going on. But I like the way they're juxtaposing the serious nature of the scene 5239 04:57:50,880 --> 04:57:55,840 with this kind of golf situation here. What does it say? 5240 04:58:01,520 --> 04:58:08,880 It's a great swing. Two fellas swinging their fucking clubs around each other. 5241 04:58:10,400 --> 04:58:14,080 And just really getting down into the detail of a murky murder. 5242 04:58:16,720 --> 04:58:17,920 Sam's getting fresh. 5243 04:58:17,920 --> 04:58:24,160 I say I'm trying to show you where your interest lies. How much do you want to leave my son alone? 5244 04:58:28,160 --> 04:58:31,600 I think you misunderstood me. I don't play that game. 5245 04:58:34,000 --> 04:58:37,680 Don't go near my son, Mr. Shelby. If you do, you'll regret it. 5246 04:58:41,520 --> 04:58:42,800 Have a nice day, Mr. Kramer. 5247 04:58:50,320 --> 04:58:56,960 Lasting glance there and not so happy Mr. Kramer. Is it going to send this ball into space with the fucking anger? 5248 04:59:01,120 --> 04:59:07,280 I don't even know who this guy's son is. See the weirdo in the mansion that was laughing to the cartoons. 5249 04:59:18,240 --> 04:59:28,880 He was. I'm pressing the button here and nothing's happening. Unless it's just part of the fucking transition. Yeah, it is. 5250 04:59:35,600 --> 04:59:44,480 Thursday morning. Another fucking three inches of rain. It's getting worse. And what's more, his son is probably inside a storm drain somewhere, crying his eyes out. 5251 04:59:44,480 --> 04:59:53,040 Except you can't see the tears because there's just so much water around him at that time as well. Thanks very much there, Schnuffles. 5252 04:59:54,640 --> 05:00:00,320 With a tip. And look at the rat. Lovely rat work. Liquid rat work. 5253 05:00:02,160 --> 05:00:04,560 Rats and glass. This game has it all. 5254 05:00:06,800 --> 05:00:10,160 Lizard on the floor there. Is that a toy? What is it? 5255 05:00:10,160 --> 05:00:26,160 *whispers* 5256 05:00:26,160 --> 05:00:29,160 Just smashes the fucking lizard. There was no need for that. 5257 05:00:29,160 --> 05:00:41,160 *whispers* 5258 05:00:41,160 --> 05:00:49,160 Matty C. Thank you very much, Matty C. Smashing up lizards. 5259 05:00:49,160 --> 05:00:55,160 So hard to get a good rat work these days. Happy New Year. Thanks very much for the tip. Happy New Year to you. 5260 05:00:55,160 --> 05:01:01,160 So there was something there and lo and behold it's a beautiful small key. 5261 05:01:01,160 --> 05:01:09,160 Which no doubt has some sort of significance and could potentially lead us to a lovely lovely locked box or door. 5262 05:01:09,160 --> 05:01:17,160 And how does he know not to look at the other porcelain lizards? I mean, you've just found a fucking key inside one of them. 5263 05:01:17,160 --> 05:01:21,160 I'd be smashing all of these bad boys up to see what goodies were inside. 5264 05:01:21,160 --> 05:01:27,160 And it does open a door with a picture of a lizard on it. 5265 05:01:27,160 --> 05:01:33,160 It's all making sense in fairness to them. They've really done a great logical job of this, the French. 5266 05:01:33,160 --> 05:01:43,160 *whispers* 5267 05:01:43,160 --> 05:01:45,160 *whispers* 5268 05:01:45,160 --> 05:01:47,160 Mr. Lizard is after you. 5269 05:01:47,160 --> 05:01:52,160 *whispers* 5270 05:01:52,160 --> 05:02:00,160 Now we've got a screen based situation has arisen. Looks like a tablet but... 5271 05:02:00,160 --> 05:02:04,160 2010 were tablets that widespread and new? Supposed they were. 5272 05:02:04,160 --> 05:02:08,160 Supposed the iPad had only just fucking come out, would it? 5273 05:02:08,160 --> 05:02:09,700 nevertheless 5274 05:02:09,700 --> 05:02:12,360 are you prepared to suffer to save your son 5275 05:02:12,360 --> 05:02:14,920 you have five minutes 5276 05:02:14,920 --> 05:02:15,940 to cut off the 5277 05:02:15,940 --> 05:02:18,620 same woman that was the voice of the 5278 05:02:18,620 --> 05:02:20,540 fucking tom tom sat nav in 5279 05:02:20,540 --> 05:02:22,560 the car you know there's 5280 05:02:22,560 --> 05:02:23,240 there are some 5281 05:02:23,240 --> 05:02:26,700 refers to heavy rain they've done 5282 05:02:26,700 --> 05:02:28,760 some good things but then there's a load of 5283 05:02:28,760 --> 05:02:30,060 fucking illogical 5284 05:02:30,060 --> 05:02:32,880 leaps of the imagination 5285 05:02:32,880 --> 05:02:33,180 like 5286 05:02:33,180 --> 05:02:36,160 who left this here 5287 05:02:36,160 --> 05:02:38,480 what's the story with the lizard and the key 5288 05:02:38,480 --> 05:02:42,760 just very very odd stuff 5289 05:02:42,760 --> 05:02:45,020 altogether and now the same woman in a sat nav 5290 05:02:45,020 --> 05:02:46,640 is she just a figment of his 5291 05:02:46,640 --> 05:02:47,280 imagination 5292 05:02:47,280 --> 05:02:50,860 the last section of one of 5293 05:02:50,860 --> 05:02:52,760 your fingers in front of the camera 5294 05:02:52,760 --> 05:02:54,580 if you succeed 5295 05:02:54,580 --> 05:02:56,300 you will get your reward 5296 05:02:56,300 --> 05:03:10,580 gotta find a sharp object something that'll make a clean cut 5297 05:03:10,580 --> 05:03:12,700 i don't want to have to start hacking away at it 5298 05:03:12,700 --> 05:03:21,920 so what am i fucking using the sharp object for 5299 05:03:21,920 --> 05:03:24,180 the pain's gonna be intense 5300 05:03:24,180 --> 05:03:27,020 gotta find some way to reduce it 5301 05:03:27,020 --> 05:03:39,200 so what the fuck is he doing with this now 5302 05:03:39,200 --> 05:03:41,360 i wasn't listening 5303 05:03:41,360 --> 05:03:44,180 to the stupid thing i checked out 5304 05:03:44,180 --> 05:03:51,780 a lot of haptic feedback going on 5305 05:03:51,780 --> 05:03:53,280 a lot of vibration on the controller 5306 05:03:53,280 --> 05:03:56,940 what's going on here what's going on 5307 05:03:56,940 --> 05:03:58,640 sorry 5308 05:03:58,640 --> 05:04:01,840 do you know what's going on here i don't want to fuck this up for the time 5309 05:04:01,840 --> 05:04:05,760 happens am i meant to chop my finger off here is it 5310 05:04:05,760 --> 05:04:12,320 you need to either cauterize the stump or use disinfectant 5311 05:04:12,320 --> 05:04:19,080 so i just chop the finger off and then that's that 5312 05:04:19,080 --> 05:04:21,760 why is that happening can you let me know because i 5313 05:04:21,760 --> 05:04:26,580 i i didn't listen to what the lady was saying on the fucking tablet 5314 05:04:26,580 --> 05:04:35,300 the only way to see your son is did did did she say the only way you're gonna get to see your son is if you chop your fucking finger off is that what she said 5315 05:04:35,300 --> 05:04:37,360 because i 5316 05:04:37,360 --> 05:04:40,740 my suspension of disbelief 5317 05:04:40,740 --> 05:04:43,300 had withered out at that stage okay 5318 05:04:43,300 --> 05:04:44,180 so 5319 05:04:44,180 --> 05:04:47,220 you'll get a reward okay 5320 05:04:47,220 --> 05:04:54,060 you have four minutes and 30 seconds left 5321 05:04:54,060 --> 05:05:14,540 did they make this up as they went along do it press b to do it 5322 05:05:14,540 --> 05:05:30,220 oh what an idiot it's not that hard to chop your fucking finger off man just do it 5323 05:05:30,220 --> 05:05:33,020 don't make me press a variety of different buttons 5324 05:05:33,020 --> 05:05:43,500 i'm pressing the fucking button they're telling me to press the lb button and now 5325 05:05:43,500 --> 05:05:44,380 it's not working 5326 05:05:47,100 --> 05:05:54,540 do i pump the lb button do i you have four minutes left this is worse than the glass 5327 05:05:58,620 --> 05:06:25,100 don't fuck up hilarious 5328 05:06:25,100 --> 05:06:35,580 that's actually one of the funniest moments of the game so far i don't particularly think that was what they were going for 5329 05:06:35,580 --> 05:06:37,580 but i thought that was hilarious 5330 05:06:37,580 --> 05:06:43,580 oh now do we keep the other part of the finger or what's the story is he where's the finger 5331 05:06:43,580 --> 05:06:57,740 the finger? Come on man where's the fucking... how has he got the... the woman on the tablet didn't say 5332 05:06:57,740 --> 05:07:04,400 to punch through the fucking floor. It's... it seems as though everything that's happening in 5333 05:07:04,400 --> 05:07:11,720 this game is just... has no... there's no reason or rhyme behind it it's just a complete fucking 5334 05:07:11,720 --> 05:07:17,880 never-ending slew of random events and then it'll just cut out and you'll meet another person and then 5335 05:07:17,880 --> 05:07:24,780 you don't understand what their backstory is. I still don't know what Charlene Spiteri slash Katie Tunstall 5336 05:07:24,780 --> 05:07:30,240 slash Katie Lang or whatever her name is. I don't understand what her relevancy is to the whole 5337 05:07:30,240 --> 05:07:36,300 fucking plot. She hasn't lost anyone in by the by the killer as far as I know. 5338 05:07:39,860 --> 05:07:47,520 Another memory stick for the phone. 5339 05:07:56,840 --> 05:07:58,400 Okay the music here we go. 5340 05:07:58,400 --> 05:08:28,380 It's getting really sad now. His son is in the storm drain. He's just after chopping his finger off. It really was hilarious. 5341 05:08:28,380 --> 05:08:37,140 And now it's over. The moody piano plays. And now it's over. Now it's over. 5342 05:08:41,940 --> 05:08:44,860 I mean I'm pressing up on the fucking thing. Nothing's happening here. 5343 05:08:44,860 --> 05:09:12,820 He'd want to get a move on 5344 05:09:12,820 --> 05:09:15,240 because his son is literally in a fucking storm drain. 5345 05:09:15,340 --> 05:09:17,220 He needs to get that son out of there fast 5346 05:09:17,220 --> 05:09:18,920 but he's taking his sweet ass time 5347 05:09:18,920 --> 05:09:21,620 cracking lizards and chopping finger. 5348 05:09:22,920 --> 05:09:25,020 He's not going to really progress that faster 5349 05:09:25,020 --> 05:09:26,640 now that he's lost a bit of his finger. 5350 05:09:29,780 --> 05:09:30,920 And is this a glitch? 5351 05:09:31,060 --> 05:09:32,800 We've got half of the screen is black. 5352 05:09:33,060 --> 05:09:33,820 The other... 5353 05:09:34,400 --> 05:09:35,540 It's more than half. 5354 05:09:35,860 --> 05:09:36,620 Is this a glitch? 5355 05:09:36,760 --> 05:09:37,540 That's affirmative, Lieutenant. 5356 05:09:37,940 --> 05:09:39,780 Looks like the game is well intruded. 5357 05:09:39,840 --> 05:09:40,240 Oh, here we go. 5358 05:09:40,240 --> 05:09:41,400 It moves until I give this signal. 5359 05:09:41,460 --> 05:09:41,900 Is that clear? 5360 05:09:42,580 --> 05:09:44,400 We nail him as soon as he sets foot outside. 5361 05:09:44,540 --> 05:09:45,020 Right, Lieutenant. 5362 05:09:45,980 --> 05:09:47,740 Lucky that patrol spotted his car. 5363 05:09:47,820 --> 05:09:48,680 What's he doing in there? 5364 05:09:48,980 --> 05:09:49,540 Meets me. 5365 05:09:49,940 --> 05:09:51,160 You're the profiler, right? 5366 05:09:52,040 --> 05:09:53,960 I thought you were supposed to be right inside the killer's head. 5367 05:09:54,020 --> 05:09:54,720 That's just it. 5368 05:09:55,580 --> 05:09:58,780 What I know of Ethan Mars doesn't match the killer's psychological profile. 5369 05:09:59,800 --> 05:10:01,280 I know what the jury's going to choose 5370 05:10:01,280 --> 05:10:03,440 between your theories and concrete proof. 5371 05:10:08,380 --> 05:10:09,940 What the fuck is that girl doing there? 5372 05:10:09,940 --> 05:10:09,940 What the fuck is that girl doing there? 5373 05:10:09,940 --> 05:10:11,860 If Mars comes out now, she's going to be in trouble. 5374 05:10:12,820 --> 05:10:13,400 What do we do, Lieutenant? 5375 05:10:13,840 --> 05:10:14,540 Want to get her out? 5376 05:10:15,580 --> 05:10:15,820 No. 5377 05:10:16,000 --> 05:10:16,640 Stand down. 5378 05:10:20,420 --> 05:10:21,500 Stand down. 5379 05:10:21,500 --> 05:10:22,500 Come on. 5380 05:10:42,500 --> 05:10:44,500 I have to walk around now, is it? 5381 05:10:44,500 --> 05:10:51,500 I have to walk around now. 5382 05:11:00,500 --> 05:11:03,500 Charlene Spatari is after you. 5383 05:11:07,500 --> 05:11:09,500 Look at that, look! 5384 05:11:10,500 --> 05:11:12,500 Look at that! 5385 05:11:12,500 --> 05:11:15,500 That's insane. 5386 05:11:16,500 --> 05:11:17,500 This is the scariest thing I've seen. 5387 05:11:17,500 --> 05:11:22,500 This is scarier than the, uh, chopping off your own fucking finger incident. 5388 05:11:23,500 --> 05:11:28,500 And this, they didn't mean for this to happen, but it looks like the scariest thing I've seen in the game yet. 5389 05:11:29,500 --> 05:11:41,500 It's rather bizarre in the, in the sense that she can get her foot onto the fucking curb, but it turns into a fucking Michael Jackson-esque sort of moonwalk. 5390 05:11:42,500 --> 05:11:43,500 Stabilized. 5391 05:11:45,500 --> 05:11:46,500 A static moonwalk. 5392 05:11:49,500 --> 05:11:53,500 Charlene Spatari is on the moonwalk express here. 5393 05:11:54,500 --> 05:11:59,500 If we can really maximize the Spatari-like nature of what's going on here. 5394 05:11:59,500 --> 05:12:12,500 I wonder, does that come through on the fucking thing there? 5395 05:12:13,500 --> 05:12:18,500 I wonder, does that come through on the fucking thing there? 5396 05:12:18,500 --> 05:12:28,500 And now she's up on the curb, doesn't work. 5397 05:12:29,500 --> 05:12:34,500 And we're back again. 5398 05:12:34,500 --> 05:12:35,500 It's the Texas, the Texas two-step. 5399 05:12:35,500 --> 05:12:36,500 I can no longer hide. 5400 05:12:36,500 --> 05:12:37,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5401 05:12:37,500 --> 05:12:38,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5402 05:12:38,500 --> 05:12:39,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5403 05:12:39,500 --> 05:12:40,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5404 05:12:40,500 --> 05:12:41,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5405 05:12:41,500 --> 05:12:42,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5406 05:12:42,500 --> 05:12:43,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5407 05:12:43,500 --> 05:12:44,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5408 05:12:44,500 --> 05:12:45,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5409 05:12:45,500 --> 05:12:46,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5410 05:12:46,500 --> 05:12:47,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5411 05:12:47,500 --> 05:12:48,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5412 05:12:48,500 --> 05:12:49,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5413 05:12:49,500 --> 05:12:50,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5414 05:12:50,500 --> 05:12:51,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5415 05:12:51,500 --> 05:12:52,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5416 05:12:52,500 --> 05:12:53,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5417 05:12:53,500 --> 05:12:54,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5418 05:12:54,500 --> 05:12:55,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5419 05:12:55,500 --> 05:12:56,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5420 05:12:56,500 --> 05:12:57,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5421 05:12:57,500 --> 05:12:58,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5422 05:12:58,500 --> 05:12:59,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5423 05:12:59,500 --> 05:13:00,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5424 05:13:00,500 --> 05:13:01,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5425 05:13:01,500 --> 05:13:02,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5426 05:13:02,500 --> 05:13:03,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5427 05:13:03,500 --> 05:13:04,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5428 05:13:04,500 --> 05:13:05,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5429 05:13:05,500 --> 05:13:06,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5430 05:13:06,500 --> 05:13:07,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5431 05:13:07,500 --> 05:13:08,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5432 05:13:08,500 --> 05:13:09,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5433 05:13:09,500 --> 05:13:10,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5434 05:13:10,500 --> 05:13:11,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5435 05:13:11,500 --> 05:13:12,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5436 05:13:12,500 --> 05:13:13,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5437 05:13:13,500 --> 05:13:14,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5438 05:13:14,500 --> 05:13:15,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5439 05:13:15,500 --> 05:13:16,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5440 05:13:16,500 --> 05:13:17,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5441 05:13:17,500 --> 05:13:18,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5442 05:13:18,500 --> 05:13:19,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5443 05:13:19,500 --> 05:13:20,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5444 05:13:20,500 --> 05:13:21,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5445 05:13:21,500 --> 05:13:22,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5446 05:13:22,500 --> 05:13:23,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5447 05:13:23,500 --> 05:13:24,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5448 05:13:24,500 --> 05:13:25,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5449 05:13:25,500 --> 05:13:26,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5450 05:13:26,500 --> 05:13:27,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5451 05:13:27,500 --> 05:13:28,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5452 05:13:28,500 --> 05:13:29,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5453 05:13:29,500 --> 05:13:30,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5454 05:13:30,500 --> 05:13:31,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5455 05:13:31,500 --> 05:13:32,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5456 05:13:32,500 --> 05:13:33,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5457 05:13:33,500 --> 05:13:34,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5458 05:13:34,500 --> 05:13:35,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5459 05:13:35,500 --> 05:13:36,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5460 05:13:36,500 --> 05:13:37,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5461 05:13:37,500 --> 05:13:38,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5462 05:13:38,500 --> 05:13:40,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5463 05:13:40,500 --> 05:13:41,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5464 05:13:41,500 --> 05:13:42,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5465 05:13:42,500 --> 05:13:43,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5466 05:13:43,500 --> 05:13:44,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5467 05:13:44,500 --> 05:13:45,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5468 05:13:45,500 --> 05:13:46,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5469 05:13:46,500 --> 05:13:47,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5470 05:13:47,500 --> 05:13:48,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5471 05:13:48,500 --> 05:13:49,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5472 05:13:49,500 --> 05:13:50,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5473 05:13:50,500 --> 05:13:51,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5474 05:13:51,500 --> 05:13:52,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5475 05:13:52,500 --> 05:13:53,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5476 05:13:53,500 --> 05:13:54,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5477 05:13:54,500 --> 05:13:55,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5478 05:13:55,500 --> 05:13:56,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5479 05:13:56,500 --> 05:13:57,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5480 05:13:57,500 --> 05:13:58,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5481 05:13:58,500 --> 05:13:59,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5482 05:13:59,500 --> 05:14:00,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5483 05:14:00,500 --> 05:14:01,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5484 05:14:01,500 --> 05:14:02,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5485 05:14:02,500 --> 05:14:03,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5486 05:14:03,500 --> 05:14:04,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5487 05:14:04,500 --> 05:14:05,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5488 05:14:05,500 --> 05:14:06,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5489 05:14:06,500 --> 05:14:07,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5490 05:14:07,500 --> 05:14:08,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5491 05:14:08,500 --> 05:14:09,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5492 05:14:09,500 --> 05:14:10,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5493 05:14:10,500 --> 05:14:11,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5494 05:14:11,500 --> 05:14:12,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5495 05:14:12,500 --> 05:14:13,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5496 05:14:13,500 --> 05:14:14,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5497 05:14:14,500 --> 05:14:15,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5498 05:14:15,500 --> 05:14:16,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5499 05:14:16,500 --> 05:14:17,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5500 05:14:17,500 --> 05:14:18,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5501 05:14:18,500 --> 05:14:19,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5502 05:14:19,500 --> 05:14:20,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5503 05:14:20,500 --> 05:14:21,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5504 05:14:21,500 --> 05:14:22,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5505 05:14:22,500 --> 05:14:23,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5506 05:14:23,500 --> 05:14:24,500 Oh, it's no longer hide. 5507 05:14:24,500 --> 05:14:26,500 We've got to find another way out. 5508 05:14:29,500 --> 05:14:30,500 Shit. 5509 05:14:30,500 --> 05:14:32,500 What's he up to in there? 5510 05:14:32,500 --> 05:14:33,500 He's fucked, man. 5511 05:14:33,500 --> 05:14:34,500 Wait for him go on my word. 5512 05:14:34,500 --> 05:14:37,500 He needs to get to a hospital in rapid stat. 5513 05:14:37,500 --> 05:14:39,500 He's just hanging out in a shit gaff. 5514 05:14:53,500 --> 05:15:13,500 Oh, for fuck's sake. 5515 05:15:13,500 --> 05:15:15,500 One by one. 5516 05:15:15,500 --> 05:15:18,500 He's got the strength of an ox. 5517 05:15:18,500 --> 05:15:19,500 Thanks. 5518 05:15:19,500 --> 05:15:20,500 No! 5519 05:15:20,500 --> 05:15:21,500 Shit! 5520 05:15:21,500 --> 05:15:22,500 It's too high. 5521 05:15:22,500 --> 05:15:25,500 After all that... 5522 05:15:25,500 --> 05:15:26,500 Why? 5523 05:15:26,500 --> 05:15:27,500 Hop wide. 5524 05:15:27,500 --> 05:15:33,160 Shit! It's too high. 5525 05:15:43,500 --> 05:15:45,160 After all that... 5526 05:15:45,160 --> 05:15:49,800 Why? Pop why? 5527 05:15:56,840 --> 05:16:06,880 Ready on my go. Stay here, Jayden. Out of the question. I'm coming with you. Two men at the door, hold your positions. It's a go. It's a go. 5528 05:16:22,880 --> 05:16:26,920 It's a very cumbersome and clunky ramp. 5529 05:16:38,520 --> 05:16:44,560 I hope he doesn't have dog shit on his shoe. Or any other muck. 5530 05:16:56,560 --> 05:17:00,160 As if they wouldn't know where he's fucking gone, like straight up. 5531 05:17:00,160 --> 05:17:02,600 Hey, you're welcome! I'll shoot! Come on! Quick! 5532 05:17:02,600 --> 05:17:04,600 Watch the bets. He's not gonna shoot. 5533 05:17:04,600 --> 05:17:06,600 I'm sure I'm in the air! 5534 05:17:06,600 --> 05:17:08,600 Shit! 5535 05:17:08,600 --> 05:17:18,640 Lieutenant. There's a man and a woman exiting the alley. A woman? Shit! It's that girl who went in. Everybody downstairs! They're in the alley! Follow them! 5536 05:17:18,640 --> 05:17:20,680 Down the cursed alley! Fast! 5537 05:17:20,680 --> 05:17:22,680 Down the cursed alley! Fast! 5538 05:17:22,680 --> 05:17:24,680 We need to get down to the fucking subway! 5539 05:17:24,680 --> 05:17:33,900 We need to get down to the fucking subway. 5540 05:17:36,640 --> 05:17:37,900 As if those guys 5541 05:17:37,900 --> 05:17:40,080 wouldn't have been able to catch them right now. 5542 05:17:40,180 --> 05:17:40,980 What are they doing? 5543 05:17:40,980 --> 05:17:42,820 They're literally 5544 05:17:42,820 --> 05:17:44,040 behind them with a gun. 5545 05:17:45,220 --> 05:17:46,660 How is a bus 5546 05:17:46,660 --> 05:17:49,020 where 5547 05:17:49,020 --> 05:17:51,200 so many questions here. 5548 05:17:51,300 --> 05:17:53,120 There's a traffic jam 5549 05:17:53,120 --> 05:17:56,600 on a not really busy road. 5550 05:17:56,600 --> 05:17:58,160 It seems to be like a fucking 5551 05:17:58,160 --> 05:17:59,520 side street. 5552 05:17:59,520 --> 05:18:17,000 Who do these people think they are? 5553 05:18:17,000 --> 05:18:26,300 Who do these people think they are? 5554 05:18:26,300 --> 05:18:31,780 I don't know about you 5555 05:18:31,780 --> 05:18:34,260 but I am absolutely enraptured in this story. 5556 05:18:34,460 --> 05:18:35,700 It's very immersive. 5557 05:18:35,980 --> 05:18:37,700 It really brings you in 5558 05:18:37,700 --> 05:18:39,100 and shakes you up. 5559 05:18:39,400 --> 05:18:41,220 Shakes you until you feel sick 5560 05:18:41,220 --> 05:18:42,220 and then 5561 05:18:42,220 --> 05:18:44,740 brings you back down again 5562 05:18:44,740 --> 05:18:45,320 with some 5563 05:18:45,320 --> 05:18:47,400 real liquid smooth storytelling. 5564 05:18:47,400 --> 05:18:49,060 I'm not here to judge you Ethan. 5565 05:18:49,800 --> 05:18:50,880 I'm trying to save 5566 05:18:50,880 --> 05:18:51,940 the life of your son. 5567 05:18:52,440 --> 05:18:53,940 Who do these people think they are? 5568 05:18:53,940 --> 05:18:54,000 We still have time 5569 05:18:54,000 --> 05:18:54,240 but 5570 05:18:54,240 --> 05:18:55,560 it's running out. 5571 05:18:56,840 --> 05:18:57,760 Help me Ethan. 5572 05:18:58,660 --> 05:18:59,580 Tell me what you know. 5573 05:19:03,280 --> 05:19:04,260 Kill trip him. 5574 05:19:04,940 --> 05:19:05,880 By my estimate 5575 05:19:05,880 --> 05:19:08,000 Sean has approximately 5576 05:19:08,000 --> 05:19:09,280 12 hours left to live. 5577 05:19:09,700 --> 05:19:10,900 It's raining outside Ethan. 5578 05:19:11,340 --> 05:19:12,180 Sean's after you. 5579 05:19:12,180 --> 05:19:13,200 He's dropped us in closer to the end. 5580 05:19:13,280 --> 05:19:15,120 of a slow and painful death. 5581 05:19:16,880 --> 05:19:17,920 Where is he Ethan? 5582 05:19:18,260 --> 05:19:19,080 Where is Sean? 5583 05:19:19,620 --> 05:19:20,980 I'll just leave it on for you 5584 05:19:20,980 --> 05:19:21,940 while I go to the toilet. 5585 05:19:22,080 --> 05:19:22,460 I think it 5586 05:19:22,460 --> 05:19:24,060 even if you don't make a selection 5587 05:19:24,060 --> 05:19:24,780 he will 5588 05:19:24,780 --> 05:19:26,820 the story will just continue. 5589 05:19:27,020 --> 05:19:27,140 It's 5590 05:19:27,140 --> 05:19:28,220 that's the game. 5591 05:19:28,400 --> 05:19:29,300 Look at these Ethan. 5592 05:19:30,660 --> 05:19:32,020 Look at these. 5593 05:19:32,960 --> 05:19:34,100 Eight photographs. 5594 05:19:34,720 --> 05:19:35,800 Eight lives 5595 05:19:35,800 --> 05:19:36,420 taken. 5596 05:19:37,260 --> 05:19:37,660 Drowned 5597 05:19:37,660 --> 05:19:39,500 in the goddamn rain. 5598 05:19:41,460 --> 05:19:42,320 Recognize this one? 5599 05:19:42,420 --> 05:19:42,580 Huh? 5600 05:19:42,580 --> 05:19:45,500 That's your son Ethan. 5601 05:19:46,400 --> 05:19:47,480 That's Sean. 5602 05:19:47,620 --> 05:19:48,880 He is still alive. 5603 05:19:49,900 --> 05:19:50,820 Talk to me Ethan. 5604 05:19:51,320 --> 05:19:51,940 Say something. 5605 05:20:06,420 --> 05:20:07,900 God damn it Ethan. 5606 05:20:08,360 --> 05:20:09,580 Where is Sean? 5607 05:20:12,180 --> 05:20:16,120 I kidnapped my son. 5608 05:20:20,920 --> 05:20:22,740 But I can't remember what happened. 5609 05:20:24,740 --> 05:20:26,160 I don't know where he is. 5610 05:20:29,160 --> 05:20:30,700 The only way to find him 5611 05:20:30,700 --> 05:20:34,560 is to let me out of here. 5612 05:20:36,100 --> 05:20:37,400 I'm the only person 5613 05:20:37,400 --> 05:20:37,400 I'm the only person 5614 05:20:37,400 --> 05:20:38,340 who can save him. 5615 05:20:47,460 --> 05:20:48,800 You say you can save him 5616 05:20:48,800 --> 05:20:49,780 but you don't know where he is. 5617 05:20:49,780 --> 05:20:50,280 It's still 5618 05:20:50,280 --> 05:20:51,800 it's still going on. 5619 05:20:51,880 --> 05:20:52,660 I didn't even fucking 5620 05:20:52,660 --> 05:20:54,640 miss anything. 5621 05:20:55,060 --> 05:20:55,360 Probably. 5622 05:20:55,720 --> 05:20:56,780 I love my son. 5623 05:20:56,780 --> 05:20:56,800 I love my son. 5624 05:20:58,520 --> 05:20:59,640 You got a son? 5625 05:20:59,740 --> 05:21:00,880 I love my son. 5626 05:21:02,780 --> 05:21:04,160 Timer 15 minutes. 5627 05:21:04,260 --> 05:21:05,240 If you keep me here 5628 05:21:05,240 --> 05:21:07,900 Sean is going to die. 5629 05:21:11,780 --> 05:21:12,980 Sean's after you. 5630 05:21:18,380 --> 05:21:19,700 Time's running out Ethan. 5631 05:21:20,740 --> 05:21:21,260 Frankly. 5632 05:21:21,960 --> 05:21:22,200 Sorry. 5633 05:21:22,320 --> 05:21:23,960 He just told the cops 5634 05:21:23,960 --> 05:21:25,920 he kidnapped his son. 5635 05:21:27,940 --> 05:21:29,580 That he kidnapped his own son. 5636 05:21:34,060 --> 05:21:36,020 It's just one big FMV. 5637 05:21:37,540 --> 05:21:39,200 What did I miss there 5638 05:21:39,200 --> 05:21:41,080 in the reveal? 5639 05:21:50,140 --> 05:21:50,660 Nothing. 5640 05:21:56,520 --> 05:22:06,600 He forgot he kidnapped him. 5641 05:22:06,600 --> 05:22:10,420 I don't care why you did it. 5642 05:22:11,180 --> 05:22:12,540 The only thing I want to know 5643 05:22:12,540 --> 05:22:14,820 is where you've hidden Sean. 5644 05:22:16,300 --> 05:22:17,620 I don't know. 5645 05:22:18,060 --> 05:22:19,380 I would already have saved him 5646 05:22:19,380 --> 05:22:20,360 if I knew where he was. 5647 05:22:23,800 --> 05:22:24,400 Okay. 5648 05:22:25,720 --> 05:22:27,520 This is your last chance, Ethan. 5649 05:22:28,080 --> 05:22:28,920 And this time 5650 05:22:28,920 --> 05:22:30,780 I suggest you think carefully 5651 05:22:30,780 --> 05:22:31,780 before you answer. 5652 05:22:32,820 --> 05:22:35,320 Where is Sean? 5653 05:22:35,320 --> 05:22:39,080 I told you 5654 05:22:39,080 --> 05:22:40,800 I don't know. 5655 05:22:43,440 --> 05:22:44,040 Oof. 5656 05:22:44,040 --> 05:22:46,480 If you beat him 5657 05:22:46,480 --> 05:22:47,780 his confession's worthless. 5658 05:22:48,220 --> 05:22:49,260 Now throw the case out. 5659 05:22:51,840 --> 05:22:53,040 Carter, stop. 5660 05:22:53,420 --> 05:22:54,840 I'm going to report you for this. 5661 05:22:55,400 --> 05:22:57,280 It's like his accent has changed 5662 05:22:57,280 --> 05:22:59,140 mid-game. 5663 05:23:02,440 --> 05:23:03,220 Go ahead. 5664 05:23:03,360 --> 05:23:04,420 Get the hell out of here. 5665 05:23:04,920 --> 05:23:05,720 I couldn't stand you 5666 05:23:05,720 --> 05:23:07,080 from the very beginning, Norman. 5667 05:23:07,280 --> 05:23:08,740 Now get the fuck out! 5668 05:23:12,900 --> 05:23:13,880 You fuck! 5669 05:23:14,160 --> 05:23:14,680 Are you going to tell me... 5670 05:23:15,400 --> 05:23:15,880 Blake! 5671 05:23:16,180 --> 05:23:17,000 What are you doing? 5672 05:23:17,080 --> 05:23:17,960 This guy's a killer! 5673 05:23:18,320 --> 05:23:19,680 He's got no fucking rights! 5674 05:23:20,000 --> 05:23:21,440 He's going to tell me everything! 5675 05:23:21,440 --> 05:23:37,100 Great tension music 5676 05:23:37,100 --> 05:23:38,840 and now you can't even run. 5677 05:23:39,020 --> 05:23:40,460 You have to still walk everywhere. 5678 05:23:41,460 --> 05:23:43,080 But I'm going to subvert it. 5679 05:23:43,740 --> 05:23:44,660 Listen to the music. 5680 05:23:44,920 --> 05:23:45,960 But look at the scene 5681 05:23:45,960 --> 05:23:46,820 that's corresponding. 5682 05:23:47,400 --> 05:23:48,240 How ridiculous. 5683 05:23:48,240 --> 05:23:48,440 ridiculous. 5684 05:23:50,600 --> 05:23:52,020 Very ridiculous stuff. 5685 05:24:05,640 --> 05:24:06,780 What about this, love? 5686 05:24:08,380 --> 05:24:09,260 How crazy? 5687 05:24:10,620 --> 05:24:12,040 How crazy is that? 5688 05:24:12,040 --> 05:24:34,260 Of no consequence to the plot 5689 05:24:34,260 --> 05:24:34,940 or anything, look. 5690 05:24:36,260 --> 05:24:37,380 You get to look in each one. 5691 05:24:37,380 --> 05:24:43,680 one of the girls 5692 05:24:43,680 --> 05:24:44,720 from the party, look. 5693 05:24:49,920 --> 05:24:51,600 Fell in a bad way there. 5694 05:24:52,560 --> 05:24:54,100 Pure slammer time. 5695 05:24:54,100 --> 05:25:14,700 That bastard is going to beat a confession 5696 05:25:14,700 --> 05:25:15,320 out of Mars. 5697 05:25:15,500 --> 05:25:16,360 He just wants a culprit 5698 05:25:16,360 --> 05:25:17,640 even if it's the wrong guy. 5699 05:25:18,400 --> 05:25:19,820 Hasn't his accent changed? 5700 05:25:19,820 --> 05:25:21,100 That is not the way it's going to go. 5701 05:25:21,100 --> 05:25:22,380 I'm going to tell the whole story 5702 05:25:22,380 --> 05:25:23,240 to Captain Perry. 5703 05:25:23,580 --> 05:25:24,000 Fuck! 5704 05:25:24,460 --> 05:25:26,540 That asshole's gone too far this time. 5705 05:25:28,940 --> 05:25:30,620 What a fucking mind warp. 5706 05:25:30,740 --> 05:25:30,920 This is... 5707 05:25:32,620 --> 05:25:36,480 Nice screen that your one's got there. 5708 05:25:41,320 --> 05:25:42,580 Maybe do a bit more 5709 05:25:42,580 --> 05:25:43,740 pillar work here. 5710 05:25:46,360 --> 05:25:47,820 Maybe go around the other way. 5711 05:25:47,820 --> 05:25:54,280 There is no option to do anything. 5712 05:25:54,500 --> 05:25:56,140 Back into the interrogation room. 5713 05:25:56,200 --> 05:25:56,880 It's the same room. 5714 05:25:57,120 --> 05:25:57,360 Alright. 5715 05:25:57,360 --> 05:26:27,340 I'm sorry. 5716 05:26:27,340 --> 05:26:41,500 Oh, we get to go into the Mind Palace now. Take a trip. 5717 05:26:41,500 --> 05:27:11,480 Oh, we get to go. 5718 05:27:11,480 --> 05:27:41,460 Oh, we get to go. 5719 05:27:41,460 --> 05:28:11,440 Oh, we get to go. 5720 05:28:11,440 --> 05:28:41,420 Oh, we get to go. 5721 05:28:41,420 --> 05:29:11,400 Oh, we get to go. 5722 05:29:11,400 --> 05:29:15,580 Oh, one last thing, sir. 5723 05:29:16,300 --> 05:29:17,600 Johnny Cyber Cop. 5724 05:29:17,700 --> 05:29:25,900 Oh, we get to go. 5725 05:29:25,900 --> 05:29:27,660 The old drugs, is it? 5726 05:29:27,660 --> 05:29:29,900 I'm trying to keep a handle on it, but... 5727 05:29:29,900 --> 05:29:33,500 Thank you very much, Paddy the Shampire. Thank you very much. 5728 05:29:33,500 --> 05:29:45,560 Lay off the sky. 5729 05:29:45,560 --> 05:29:47,700 Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah. 5730 05:29:47,700 --> 05:29:49,540 Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah? 5731 05:29:49,540 --> 05:29:51,700 Lay off the glove for a bit, yeah? 5732 05:29:51,700 --> 05:30:07,800 Old Johnny hindsight over there. 5733 05:30:07,800 --> 05:30:09,500 Yeah, Sean. 5734 05:30:09,500 --> 05:30:13,260 Well, wow. Looks like there's something new. 5735 05:30:13,260 --> 05:30:16,800 The video recording from near the park on the afternoon Sean Mars disappeared. 5736 05:30:17,180 --> 05:30:17,580 Yeah, Sean. 5737 05:30:17,580 --> 05:30:19,480 I doubt there's anything on it, but you never know. 5738 05:30:19,720 --> 05:30:20,240 Let's have a look. 5739 05:30:21,880 --> 05:30:23,300 What's the worst that could happen, you know? 5740 05:30:26,700 --> 05:30:27,580 Analyze that shit. 5741 05:30:27,580 --> 05:30:48,860 Cross check it against another clue. 5742 05:30:48,860 --> 05:30:51,240 So what? How the fuck do you do that? 5743 05:30:51,380 --> 05:30:55,160 You just... you go to the next clue. 5744 05:30:55,580 --> 05:30:56,340 Tire tracks. 5745 05:30:56,340 --> 05:30:57,340 Tire tracks. 5746 05:31:03,520 --> 05:31:06,920 The killer's car is probably a Chevrolet Malibu 83. 5747 05:31:20,140 --> 05:31:23,320 Thank you, horses under starlight. Thank you very much for the tip. 5748 05:31:23,320 --> 05:31:30,840 An origami pony. 5749 05:31:33,340 --> 05:31:34,340 Origami donkey. 5750 05:31:34,840 --> 05:31:35,560 It's a figure. 5751 05:31:46,500 --> 05:31:48,460 A common species. 5752 05:31:49,680 --> 05:31:50,920 That doesn't help much. 5753 05:31:58,020 --> 05:31:59,780 Right, so I mean, we looked at each of these. 5754 05:31:59,880 --> 05:32:01,700 Do you have to fucking geo-locate each? 5755 05:32:01,700 --> 05:32:02,800 Geo-analysis. 5756 05:32:03,800 --> 05:32:04,700 Each one of them, is it? 5757 05:32:04,700 --> 05:32:04,980 No. 5758 05:32:05,200 --> 05:32:18,540 There we go. 5759 05:32:18,540 --> 05:32:21,260 Purple dot. 5760 05:32:21,260 --> 05:32:24,300 No. 5761 05:32:24,300 --> 05:32:26,060 With time. 5762 05:32:26,780 --> 05:32:33,660 A Chevrolet model. 5763 05:32:33,660 --> 05:32:34,800 A Chevrolet model. 5764 05:32:34,800 --> 05:32:35,360 A Chevrolet model. 5765 05:32:35,360 --> 05:32:36,300 Corresponding to the top. 5766 05:32:36,300 --> 05:32:36,800 A Chevrolet model. 5767 05:32:36,800 --> 05:32:36,800 A Chevrolet model. 5768 05:32:36,800 --> 05:32:37,800 A Chevrolet model. 5769 05:32:37,800 --> 05:33:06,000 *Tryphone Quiets* 5770 05:33:06,000 --> 05:33:34,200 Could it be to kill his car? Thanks Jabber. Fucking Jabber a headset. I've got another- *Gasp* I can't see the driver's face. The car was stolen. Let's see, a certain Jackson Neville was suspected of stealing it, but the charges were dropped. Not enough evidence. 5771 05:33:34,200 --> 05:34:03,200 evidence. Jackson Neville, aka Mad Jack, involved in several cases of buying and selling stolen 5772 05:34:03,200 --> 05:34:31,700 vehicles. Considered to be very dangerous. Dumb dumb the dolo, thank you very much. Jackson Neville is after you. Yeah we best go see him, he could be fucking a person of interest. Judging by the cut of the ID and the fact that he does deal with selling different cars and shit like that, it looks as though he's our man when it comes to tracking down this car. 5773 05:34:32,200 --> 05:34:40,200 I don't think he's the origami killer, but I feel as though he does have some information regarding that piece. 5774 05:34:50,200 --> 05:35:00,200 Mad Jack sounds promising, yeah. With a name like that, he has to have some relevant information to the case. One would assume. 5775 05:35:12,200 --> 05:35:14,200 Who are these stalwarts? 5776 05:35:14,200 --> 05:35:16,200 Don't or not, he'll crack. They all do. 5777 05:35:16,200 --> 05:35:20,200 I wonder can you get a fucking uh, flush of water there at the machine. 5778 05:35:20,200 --> 05:35:22,200 Congratulations Lieutenant. You've done a fine job. 5779 05:35:22,200 --> 05:35:24,200 You can indeed. They think, they think of everything. 5780 05:35:24,200 --> 05:35:26,200 They think of everything. 5781 05:35:26,200 --> 05:35:39,200 One hour. I expect it to be quite an event. Don't you want to wait until we actually got his confession? No point. We've got him dead to rights. That's all the press wants to know. 5782 05:35:41,200 --> 05:35:50,200 Ethan Morris is innocent. He truly believes that he alone can save Sean. What if he's right? I'll play those odds. I've got to get him out of here. 5783 05:35:50,200 --> 05:36:06,200 My gut feeling is that Mars is innocent and I've got to get him out of here. I've got to find some way to get Ethan Morris out of here. Even if there's only a one in a thousand chances he's telling the truth, he may still be able to save his son. 5784 05:36:07,200 --> 05:36:12,200 No, I can't just stand by and watch. I'm going to help Mars get out of here. 5785 05:36:17,200 --> 05:36:19,200 Set timer three minutes. 5786 05:36:20,200 --> 05:36:43,200 Alright, I'm just setting the timer there for the fucking pizza. I'm getting really into frozen pizzas in a big way. Went off them for a few years. And now I'm getting back into it. I just seen a fucking police car in the background floating through past the window. I thought it was a glitch but it seems to be a car park spiral or something. You're filthy. Thank you very much for the tip there. 5787 05:36:44,200 --> 05:36:59,200 But I'm really getting back into the frozen pizzas again in a big, big way. And I gotta say, the Goodfellas pepperoni is a classic. But those little pieces, those finest little pieces, they're pretty good as well. 5788 05:36:59,200 --> 05:37:26,200 Contadina especially. Haven't had a Dr. Earthcare in a while but I'm, I dunno, they just weren't substantial enough, you know. But I see some places are really tearing the arse out of the fucking fossil living crisis. And charging in the region of 5.50 for a fucking Goodfellas. That's ridiculous. Like... 5789 05:37:26,200 --> 05:37:34,200 Goodfellas, that's ridiculous, like... I can't do anything for Mars. These are serious charges. Absolutely ridiculous. Thank you very much, Tobes, for the tip there. 5790 05:37:35,200 --> 05:37:38,200 Chicago Town or Goodfellas, it's a Goodfellas scenario. 5791 05:37:38,200 --> 05:37:46,860 That shithead, Perry, doesn't give a damn if Blake beats up a witness or if Mars is innocent. All he wants is to be able to tell the press they've arrested the origami killer. 5792 05:37:47,620 --> 05:37:55,620 Look at how weird this is. A man having a full-blown conversation inside an office with no one but himself. There's a load of people around. 5793 05:37:59,620 --> 05:38:06,620 I should consult my superiors. Maybe if... *sigh* No. That's stupid. I gotta handle this on my own. 5794 05:38:09,620 --> 05:38:16,620 He may be guilty. He's acting odd. His statements are all confused and... heck. He never said he wasn't the origami killer. 5795 05:38:18,620 --> 05:38:20,620 Innocent. I've exhausted... I've exhausted... 5796 05:38:20,620 --> 05:38:30,620 I've exhausted... I've exhausted all the options there and now it's not really giving me any... Do you have to go back to the interrogation room to talk to fucking... Bucco, is it? 5797 05:38:30,620 --> 05:38:47,620 Still a little run mechanic. Five hours into the game probably. Ethan's fucked. Did I miss something where he fell on the floor, this lad? 5798 05:38:47,620 --> 05:38:49,620 I'm not sure if he's in the floor, this lad. 5799 05:38:49,620 --> 05:39:19,600 Thank you. 5800 05:39:19,600 --> 05:39:21,600 Fuck. 5801 05:39:24,740 --> 05:39:27,240 It's a slow moving process. 5802 05:39:27,420 --> 05:39:31,160 The pace unfortunately has hit a bit of a French speed bump. 5803 05:39:32,500 --> 05:39:37,820 No offense to the French, but this does not reflect good on the French. 5804 05:39:39,560 --> 05:39:41,660 This reflects badly on the French. 5805 05:39:44,160 --> 05:39:45,600 Lean against a chair. 5806 05:39:45,840 --> 05:39:56,480 Look, I just want the game to progress, but I keep getting stuck on little bits like this where it's just you lean against a chair and then nothing happens. 5807 05:39:56,580 --> 05:39:58,820 Maybe into the fucking elevator and get away, you know? 5808 05:40:00,360 --> 05:40:01,840 It's a painful business. 5809 05:40:13,840 --> 05:40:14,980 For fuck's sake. 5810 05:40:23,860 --> 05:40:25,180 French brutalism. 5811 05:40:27,800 --> 05:40:32,440 Please be something going on in here now, like a fucking press conference for the chief of police. 5812 05:40:36,040 --> 05:40:37,540 Oh, for fuck's sake. 5813 05:40:47,000 --> 05:40:48,680 They're fucking losing me here. 5814 05:40:48,940 --> 05:40:50,360 They're losing me with this one. 5815 05:40:51,640 --> 05:40:54,100 Just put the run option in the game. 5816 05:40:54,220 --> 05:40:54,720 Like, put a... 5817 05:40:54,720 --> 05:40:55,600 It's not that hard. 5818 05:40:55,680 --> 05:40:58,460 Just press a button so that you can press X... 5819 05:40:58,460 --> 05:40:59,520 Tap X to sprint. 5820 05:41:08,660 --> 05:41:09,260 Real... 5821 05:41:09,260 --> 05:41:11,640 Real Shenmue-y level gameplay now. 5822 05:41:14,540 --> 05:41:15,320 I've looked... 5823 05:41:15,320 --> 05:41:16,520 I've looked at all of these. 5824 05:41:16,580 --> 05:41:17,460 There's nothing happening. 5825 05:41:31,700 --> 05:41:33,180 I've been in here already. 5826 05:41:36,880 --> 05:41:38,120 Has anything changed? 5827 05:41:39,060 --> 05:41:39,840 Oh yeah, look. 5828 05:41:39,920 --> 05:41:40,900 Now we can film him. 5829 05:41:43,620 --> 05:41:44,260 Turn it off. 5830 05:41:57,760 --> 05:41:59,260 Conrad, thank you very much for the tip. 5831 05:41:59,360 --> 05:42:01,320 Unplug the camera to the interrogation room. 5832 05:42:01,380 --> 05:42:03,320 Get the cop to leave and then give Ethan a ring code. 5833 05:42:03,700 --> 05:42:05,340 I'm nearly there actually on that one. 5834 05:42:05,360 --> 05:42:06,380 She needs to get the pizza going. 5835 05:42:07,300 --> 05:42:08,080 Fucking hell. 5836 05:42:09,960 --> 05:42:10,640 Moon dust. 5837 05:42:12,640 --> 05:42:13,240 Moon dust. 5838 05:42:18,280 --> 05:42:18,940 Moon dust. 5839 05:42:21,280 --> 05:42:22,500 Moon dust is still a problem. 5840 05:42:23,940 --> 05:42:24,660 Moon dust. 5841 05:42:24,660 --> 05:42:30,380 Moon dust. 5842 05:42:30,380 --> 05:42:30,380 Moon dust. 5843 05:42:30,380 --> 05:42:33,260 Moon dust. 5844 05:42:33,260 --> 05:42:56,800 Moondust is still a problem. 5845 05:42:56,800 --> 05:43:06,800 Moondust. 5846 05:43:06,800 --> 05:43:07,520 Moondust. 5847 05:43:30,640 --> 05:43:33,600 Fucking nice Goodfellas situation. 5848 05:43:34,300 --> 05:43:35,700 Needs to cool down. 5849 05:43:35,700 --> 05:43:38,000 Moon dust. 5850 05:43:42,000 --> 05:43:43,720 Moon dust. 5851 05:43:45,020 --> 05:43:47,300 Moon dust is still a problem. 5852 05:43:48,740 --> 05:43:49,440 Moon dust. 5853 05:43:53,440 --> 05:43:55,140 Moon dust. 5854 05:43:55,440 --> 05:43:57,100 COVID-19. 5855 05:43:58,460 --> 05:43:59,260 Moon dust. 5856 05:43:59,260 --> 05:44:01,260 Moon dust. 5857 05:44:11,900 --> 05:44:14,800 How do we get the fucking cop to leave now? 5858 05:44:14,800 --> 05:44:33,200 Thank you very much, Kerry, for the tip. 5859 05:44:33,200 --> 05:44:35,660 Very, very, very kind of you there. 5860 05:44:36,580 --> 05:44:41,020 Level up your pizzas with a few scissor-snipped sun-dried tomatoes 5861 05:44:41,020 --> 05:44:43,820 and a pack of pepperoni slices. 5862 05:44:43,820 --> 05:44:54,880 Now we may be going to the other side, get the cop to leave, 5863 05:44:55,100 --> 05:44:57,840 and then Ethan, who still hasn't been to hospital 5864 05:44:57,840 --> 05:45:00,000 after chopping off his fucking finger 5865 05:45:00,000 --> 05:45:02,700 or going through a barbed wire electrocution fence. 5866 05:45:06,120 --> 05:45:07,560 Alright, leave. Leave us. 5867 05:45:09,180 --> 05:45:10,020 Leave us alone. 5868 05:45:10,020 --> 05:45:20,620 Fuck out of here. 5869 05:45:22,020 --> 05:45:22,380 Right. 5870 05:45:23,600 --> 05:45:25,160 I'll be at the door if you need anything. 5871 05:45:34,020 --> 05:45:44,000 Does he look alright? 5872 05:45:45,080 --> 05:45:45,900 Fucking hell. 5873 05:45:47,020 --> 05:45:47,860 Stupid question. 5874 05:45:49,000 --> 05:45:50,560 He's got no finger. 5875 05:45:50,880 --> 05:45:52,340 And he's on the floor dying. 5876 05:45:52,900 --> 05:45:53,940 Are you alright, Ethan? 5877 05:45:59,300 --> 05:46:01,300 I gotta get out of here 5878 05:46:02,300 --> 05:46:04,300 French script writing 5879 05:46:09,300 --> 05:46:11,300 You'll see what he can do 5880 05:46:13,460 --> 05:46:15,460 Get him out 5881 05:46:15,460 --> 05:46:21,240 I'm gonna find a way to get you out of here Ethan stay put I'll be back 5882 05:46:39,820 --> 05:46:45,220 Not another fucking ten minutes of this where am I meant to go just tell me where I meant to go and then I can 5883 05:46:45,440 --> 05:46:50,840 Get the guy out of there like fucking hell my into the interrogation room again is this of? 5884 05:46:54,500 --> 05:46:57,580 The camera room again. I've been in the fucking camera room 5885 05:46:58,760 --> 05:47:03,240 There's the key on the desk in the in the in the room the interrogation room or the camera room 5886 05:47:09,940 --> 05:47:13,380 Gary you can take a break. I'll keep an eye on you sure 5887 05:47:14,400 --> 05:47:20,000 Actually, I was busting for a piss if you need to adjust his handcuffs the keys are on my desk 5888 05:47:22,260 --> 05:47:27,880 Right keys are on your desk. Where's the keys? So where's his desk? There's no 5889 05:47:29,640 --> 05:47:31,640 Specification here 5890 05:47:31,640 --> 05:47:53,320 Garry his name was Gary was it so I need to look but this is another situation now where we have to look for a fucking Gary's desk 5891 05:47:57,320 --> 05:48:02,380 What am I doing helping a suspect to escape that'll cost me my badge and earn me a ten-year stretch? 5892 05:48:02,940 --> 05:48:08,040 Fucking hell fingers Thompson. Thank you very much for the tip there fingers Thompson 5893 05:48:15,660 --> 05:48:22,760 I hope they keep the keys he said there on a desk I hope they're in here now because I don't want to be going out there again for another ten minutes 5894 05:48:23,820 --> 05:48:25,820 Looking for that shit as well 5895 05:48:29,420 --> 05:48:36,100 Where he do you know the jacket he just picked up in the other room or put this on you might be able to get by them without being noticed oh? 5896 05:48:36,740 --> 05:48:38,800 Shit the handcuffs I forgot about that 5897 05:48:39,440 --> 05:48:42,760 Okay, hold tight this is insane 5898 05:48:43,760 --> 05:48:47,020 This is insane. How did they think this was good for the game? 5899 05:48:49,820 --> 05:48:55,820 Did they not have a tester saying by the way that bit when you have to keep going out the room and looking for a bits and pieces? 5900 05:48:57,680 --> 05:49:01,420 It's not worth the fuck. Maybe this is Gary's desk though 5901 05:49:03,440 --> 05:49:05,440 Maybe this is Gary's desk 5902 05:49:12,200 --> 05:49:18,840 I didn't think we could we could ever level up or reach the Shenmue level but it seems to have not only reach it 5903 05:49:18,980 --> 05:49:23,500 But it's pissed all over it as well should be able to get him out of here without being noticed 5904 05:49:27,200 --> 05:49:29,200 First get rid of the cuffs 5905 05:49:40,880 --> 05:49:42,880 For fuck sake man 5906 05:49:47,540 --> 05:49:49,540 Is this his desk is it? 5907 05:49:49,540 --> 05:49:50,540 How about this? 5908 05:50:02,660 --> 05:50:04,980 Oh here we go here we go this is this 5909 05:50:06,440 --> 05:50:10,180 Face the there's the key I can see the key face the fucking key 5910 05:50:10,180 --> 05:50:27,720 Fuck me man the walking yeah, you you press one way and he goes another way. It's like he's 5911 05:50:29,680 --> 05:50:31,680 He's deluded 5912 05:50:31,680 --> 05:50:43,680 We're gonna get you out of here Ethan you mad bastard 5913 05:50:53,340 --> 05:50:58,340 Here put this on they're having a break if you're quick you'll be able to slip out without being noticed 5914 05:50:59,340 --> 05:51:04,580 It's gonna be a quickie head straight to the exit don't stop don't talk don't even think just walk I 5915 05:51:05,580 --> 05:51:07,580 Don't know what to say 5916 05:51:07,580 --> 05:51:14,080 Just like snake a solid snake the beginning of MGS - when he's on the bridge, but um 5917 05:51:14,080 --> 05:51:21,600 It's fucking ridiculous like like that that that that was 10 or 15 that might have been half an hour 5918 05:51:23,120 --> 05:51:23,620 of 5919 05:51:24,320 --> 05:51:25,120 rubbish 5920 05:51:25,920 --> 05:51:27,120 situations 5921 05:51:27,120 --> 05:51:29,120 So you're gonna save your son 5922 05:51:29,120 --> 05:51:36,480 I hope I live I hope I live 5923 05:51:54,560 --> 05:51:56,560 Another section awaits here 5924 05:51:58,000 --> 05:52:00,000 Gotta hand it to the French 5925 05:52:00,000 --> 05:52:05,760 Less than an hour ago we heard from the police who have identified the man thought to be the origami killer 5926 05:52:06,080 --> 05:52:19,440 Ethan Mars father of the kidnapped victim Sean Mars is on the run and should be considered armed and dangerous a police manhunt is now underway and they hope that they will soon be able to announce the apprehension of this dangerous lunatic 5927 05:52:20,480 --> 05:52:27,280 Lunatic you don't really hear them referring to bad cons as lunatics anymore because it's not politically correct 5928 05:52:29,040 --> 05:52:34,320 But you did have the minister for justice referring to the rioters as scumbags, which I thought was 5929 05:52:35,040 --> 05:52:40,880 A little bit. I know obviously there's a lot of opinions flying around and it's heated moment tension 5930 05:52:40,880 --> 05:52:44,000 But I don't think the politician should be able to have that little 5931 05:52:46,480 --> 05:52:52,800 Term in their lexicon especially when you're the minister for justice, but anyway, that's going down a different route entirely 5932 05:52:52,960 --> 05:52:57,760 Let's focus on the mind every cop in the country altering substance. That is heavy rain 5933 05:52:58,320 --> 05:53:01,760 Police killer head fuck of a game. Is it true? 5934 05:53:03,040 --> 05:53:05,040 Are you the killer ethan? 5935 05:53:11,120 --> 05:53:14,640 I don't know I don't know I don't know 5936 05:53:16,320 --> 05:53:20,160 But I'm the only one who can save sean you're not a killer are you no i'm not 5937 05:53:21,040 --> 05:53:24,800 Game boy on safety Madison. I think you should go nintendo game boy 5938 05:53:25,360 --> 05:53:30,400 Ethan they're after me too. They've seen my face computer games too deep to stop now 5939 05:53:33,520 --> 05:53:35,520 Computer games 5940 05:53:35,520 --> 05:53:47,680 I 5941 05:53:47,680 --> 05:53:47,680 I 5942 05:53:47,680 --> 05:53:49,680 I 5943 05:53:50,400 --> 05:53:52,400 Sometimes have these blackouts 5944 05:53:53,760 --> 05:53:56,000 Times where I don't know what I'm doing 5945 05:53:58,000 --> 05:53:58,880 As if I'm 5946 05:53:58,880 --> 05:54:04,400 Somewhat on the pace different is on the pace the only thing I remember afterwards 5947 05:54:04,400 --> 05:54:09,200 I'm taking pills and on the piss playing basketball the bodies 5948 05:54:11,520 --> 05:54:12,640 The bodies in the water 5949 05:54:14,400 --> 05:54:21,520 This guy has been fucking rubbish from the get-go when you get out of bed and get in the shower and playing with the kids and playing with the toys 5950 05:54:21,840 --> 05:54:27,280 He's been rubbish. I think he's not there at all testing testing my love for sean 5951 05:54:27,760 --> 05:54:30,560 He wants to know if I'd love my son enough to save him 5952 05:54:31,680 --> 05:54:35,040 That means there's some part of me that knows where sean is 5953 05:54:36,080 --> 05:54:38,640 But the only way to find him is to go through these trials 5954 05:54:40,800 --> 05:54:42,480 Why can't you tell that to the police? 5955 05:54:42,880 --> 05:54:48,880 Clangers thank you very much for the tip and tell them what that i'm a schizophrenic who drowns his victims and has kidnapped his own son 5956 05:54:48,880 --> 05:54:52,320 They'd never let me go and I have to stay free to save sean 5957 05:54:52,960 --> 05:54:54,000 I have no choice 5958 05:54:55,200 --> 05:54:57,200 I'm his only chance 5959 05:54:58,720 --> 05:55:02,480 When sean is out of danger i'll turn myself in but not until then 5960 05:55:05,680 --> 05:55:07,840 How long is he gonna be in this motel room like 5961 05:55:08,720 --> 05:55:12,640 Get out of this scene going like this we can't we can't stay in this scene forever 5962 05:55:14,400 --> 05:55:19,600 We should have fucking moved out to a different location finding sean is two hours ago matters 5963 05:55:21,680 --> 05:55:27,680 Marcy thank you very much for the tip there they should have moved another way something should have developed 5964 05:55:28,320 --> 05:55:32,160 Ages ago and we shouldn't be revisiting locations. It's boring stuff 5965 05:55:32,960 --> 05:55:38,240 They need to have when they got to that electricity place and he cut his fucking hands. He was doing all the matchwork 5966 05:55:39,760 --> 05:55:47,840 It should have moved on to something better than that then but instead we got the police station scene with a lot of fucking dawdling and meandering around 5967 05:55:48,400 --> 05:55:50,400 And we get come back to this again 5968 05:55:51,200 --> 05:55:54,800 The the next scene should have been him and her on the fucking motorbike or something 5969 05:55:56,720 --> 05:55:58,720 It's too late now it's the game's met 5970 05:55:59,680 --> 05:56:04,640 You don't understand time is running out sean will be dead in a few hours. I have no choice 5971 05:56:04,640 --> 05:56:19,680 Shout out to uh, edith. We shout out to edith from mercy there keeping the faith and honoring your blessing 5972 05:56:20,640 --> 05:56:25,680 20 24 to infinity. Thanks for the tip you want to help me leave 5973 05:56:27,920 --> 05:56:29,920 Leave me to do this on my own 5974 05:56:29,920 --> 05:56:51,120 I want to as anybody is in the chat said is david cage any relation to uh 5975 05:56:52,160 --> 05:57:00,240 John cage the guy who makes the music where nothing happens because it would make sense because nothing is happening in this game 5976 05:57:00,720 --> 05:57:06,880 And it's been longer than four minutes 33. It's been fucking four hours and 33 minutes probably 5977 05:57:11,520 --> 05:57:15,920 Nicolas cage would have done a better job and he doesn't even make games 5978 05:57:19,440 --> 05:57:25,040 Open the box unfurl another origami fucking figure take some more pills 5979 05:57:39,360 --> 05:57:45,040 Are you prepared to kill someone to save your son? Kill him send a picture get your reward 5980 05:57:45,040 --> 05:58:02,000 It's getting dark man, maybe he is the killer 5981 05:58:02,640 --> 05:58:07,200 That's probably what they wanted us to be thinking at this point in the game. Maybe he is the killer 5982 05:58:08,000 --> 05:58:10,400 But it's not that way. It's not that simple. It never is 5983 05:58:10,400 --> 05:58:31,400 *sad music* 5984 05:58:31,400 --> 05:58:35,400 *sad music* 5985 05:58:35,400 --> 05:58:42,400 More rain as we head into fucking Thursday or Friday. I didn't even see. 5986 05:58:42,400 --> 05:58:49,400 Ridiculous story. Very little explanation as to what's going on. We're having to fill in the blanks. 5987 05:58:49,400 --> 05:58:51,400 Manfred! 5988 05:58:51,400 --> 05:58:53,400 *sad music* 5989 05:58:53,400 --> 05:58:55,400 *sad music* 5990 05:58:55,400 --> 05:59:02,400 *sad music* 5991 05:59:02,400 --> 05:59:11,400 Very Allardychean, this scene, scenario here. We know he's a man of typewriter. He enjoys the typewriter lifestyle. He's got one in his gap. 5992 05:59:11,400 --> 05:59:20,400 He utilizes the typewriter as an affront to modern day technology. He's also a cuckoo clock regarder. 5993 05:59:20,400 --> 05:59:48,400 *sad music* 5994 05:59:48,400 --> 06:00:12,400 *sad music* 5995 06:00:12,400 --> 06:00:21,400 Interesting. It does look like Alex Ferguson. So we've got two big time managers of the big time game. Both probably fond of a tipple. 5996 06:00:21,400 --> 06:00:24,400 *sad music* 5997 06:00:24,400 --> 06:00:25,400 *sad music* 5998 06:00:25,400 --> 06:00:26,400 The hair dryer. 5999 06:00:26,400 --> 06:00:26,400 *sad music* 6000 06:00:26,400 --> 06:00:27,400 *sad music* 6001 06:00:27,400 --> 06:00:33,400 My age time means nothing anymore. I... I repair clocks but... 6002 06:00:33,400 --> 06:00:35,400 Fergie time. 6003 06:00:35,400 --> 06:00:36,400 *sad music* 6004 06:00:36,400 --> 06:00:43,400 I'm trying to forget about time. How about you? Are you still with the police? 6005 06:00:43,400 --> 06:00:47,400 Oh, no, I quit. I'm a private investigator now. 6006 06:00:47,400 --> 06:00:50,400 In Montecito. This is Lorne. She's a friend. 6007 06:00:50,400 --> 06:00:54,400 In Montecito. Oh, hello, young lady. 6008 06:00:54,400 --> 06:00:59,400 Well, this calls for a celebration. Sweaty fists. 6009 06:00:59,400 --> 06:01:03,400 I'm just the thing. Wait there. Wastes of skin. 6010 06:01:03,400 --> 06:01:08,400 I'm sure I saw a bottle of scotch around here somewhere. 6011 06:01:10,400 --> 06:01:19,400 Sir, Alex Ferguson. What an appearance. What a bloody amazing cameo appearance from a legend of the game. 6012 06:01:19,400 --> 06:01:25,400 Do an old man a favor, would you, Scott? Tell him to call back this afternoon. 6013 06:01:25,400 --> 06:01:30,400 Sure, no problem. Hello? 6014 06:01:30,400 --> 06:01:35,400 Yeah, this is Manfred's. He's not available right now. Could you call back later this afternoon? 6015 06:01:35,400 --> 06:01:37,400 Thanks. 6016 06:01:37,400 --> 06:01:45,400 Some amazing sound direction going on. Sound work here. The ticking clocks. It's all beginning to... 6017 06:01:45,400 --> 06:01:54,400 It's ramping up. There's a latent kind of feeling of tension being built in a seemingly placid and calm environment. 6018 06:01:54,400 --> 06:01:58,400 You know, whiskey is coming out. They're going to sit down. They're nice friends. 6019 06:01:58,400 --> 06:02:02,400 But we can already feel the time is ticking. Something's happening here. 6020 06:02:02,400 --> 06:02:05,400 And that's... That's the French. That's the French for you. 6021 06:02:05,400 --> 06:02:26,400 The ticking clock is an aftershadowing of the pacing of the game. No foreshadowing here. Everything is done in post. Including the fucking... 6022 06:02:26,400 --> 06:02:35,400 Pacing aftershadowing. Sorry, I blasted there. But there's nothing else really to be done back here in these... 6023 06:02:35,400 --> 06:02:38,400 I suppose you have to go and drink whiskey with your man. 6024 06:02:42,400 --> 06:02:45,400 Or go for a piss, is it? Hold on. 6025 06:02:47,400 --> 06:02:50,400 They're big into the pissing in the game as well. Heavy Piss. 6026 06:02:50,400 --> 06:02:54,400 I think was the title that was originally... That was the working title. 6027 06:02:54,400 --> 06:02:57,400 But they decided to not go with that for... 6028 06:02:57,400 --> 06:03:01,400 Different reasons. But here we go again. Maybe he'll take a shit this time. 6029 06:03:02,400 --> 06:03:03,400 Or maybe not. 6030 06:03:09,400 --> 06:03:14,400 The PC Piss Simulator. 2010. Released for PC in 2019 with some... 6031 06:03:15,400 --> 06:03:17,400 Exclusive bonus piss content. 6032 06:03:18,400 --> 06:03:21,400 RIP. Thank you very much for the tip there. 6033 06:03:22,400 --> 06:03:25,400 Sad times, you say. Thank you very much there for the tip. 6034 06:03:28,400 --> 06:03:29,400 Shit Mewy. 6035 06:03:30,400 --> 06:03:31,400 Well... 6036 06:03:31,400 --> 06:03:33,400 To all friends. 6037 06:03:38,400 --> 06:03:40,400 Allardyce and Ferguson. 6038 06:03:40,400 --> 06:03:42,400 Two stalwarts of the game. 6039 06:03:43,400 --> 06:03:44,400 And real... 6040 06:03:45,400 --> 06:03:46,400 Real men of the lush. 6041 06:03:47,400 --> 06:03:48,400 Do you like it? 6042 06:03:56,400 --> 06:03:57,400 Yes, it's beautiful. 6043 06:03:59,400 --> 06:04:00,400 It's a stradelli. 6044 06:04:00,400 --> 06:04:08,400 Crafted in Venice in the 18th century. 6045 06:04:08,400 --> 06:04:09,400 Ah. 6046 06:04:10,400 --> 06:04:12,400 It's one of my favorite pieces. 6047 06:04:15,400 --> 06:04:16,400 Don't tell me. 6048 06:04:17,400 --> 06:04:18,400 I have to remember everything they've touched in here. 6049 06:04:18,400 --> 06:04:19,400 Tell me, Scott. 6050 06:04:19,400 --> 06:04:20,400 What brings you back? 6051 06:04:20,400 --> 06:04:21,400 After all these years. 6052 06:04:21,400 --> 06:04:24,400 I'd like you to have a look at an envelope. 6053 06:04:27,400 --> 06:04:30,400 I thought maybe you could tell me about the typewriter that was used to type the address on it. 6054 06:04:30,400 --> 06:04:31,400 Row, row, row. 6055 06:04:31,400 --> 06:04:32,400 You're both. 6056 06:04:32,400 --> 06:04:33,400 Thank you very much. 6057 06:04:33,400 --> 06:04:34,400 How's the pizza? 6058 06:04:34,400 --> 06:04:35,400 Country. 6059 06:04:35,400 --> 06:04:36,400 Roadest. 6060 06:04:36,400 --> 06:04:37,400 It's exquisite. 6061 06:04:37,400 --> 06:04:38,400 There's only one slice left. 6062 06:04:39,400 --> 06:04:40,400 But a load of crusts as well. 6063 06:04:40,400 --> 06:04:42,400 I inhaled that goodfellas. 6064 06:04:44,400 --> 06:04:45,400 I inhaled it. 6065 06:04:51,400 --> 06:04:53,400 Hopefully the software that fucking... 6066 06:04:54,400 --> 06:04:57,400 ...gets rid of any non-vocal sounds... 6067 06:04:57,400 --> 06:04:59,400 ...got rid of my burp there as well. 6068 06:04:59,400 --> 06:05:00,400 ...given to fail me. 6069 06:05:00,400 --> 06:05:12,400 So we had a pissed situation in this one. 6070 06:05:13,400 --> 06:05:14,400 In this house as well. 6071 06:05:14,400 --> 06:05:17,400 And he's probably pissed in every place he's been in, Sam. 6072 06:05:17,400 --> 06:05:20,400 I haven't seen him wash hands once. 6073 06:05:21,400 --> 06:05:22,400 And look at that. 6074 06:05:23,400 --> 06:05:24,400 There was... 6075 06:05:25,400 --> 06:05:28,400 ...a situation there where there was like a magnifying glass and an envelope. 6076 06:05:28,400 --> 06:05:29,400 I think it was back here. 6077 06:05:29,400 --> 06:05:30,400 Could be wrong. 6078 06:05:30,400 --> 06:05:31,400 Yep. 6079 06:05:31,400 --> 06:05:33,400 I am very much wrong. 6080 06:05:33,400 --> 06:05:35,400 Let's see where else he's based. 6081 06:05:44,400 --> 06:05:45,400 Over by the phone. 6082 06:05:57,400 --> 06:06:02,400 Sam Allardyce and his amazing magnifying dream glass. 6083 06:06:03,400 --> 06:06:06,400 We're gonna use this to really get to grips with some pieces around the... 6084 06:06:07,400 --> 06:06:08,400 ...place. 6085 06:06:08,400 --> 06:06:28,220 Fucking hell 6086 06:06:28,220 --> 06:06:46,500 Fucking joking like 6087 06:06:57,500 --> 06:07:26,780 You are absolutely joking me. I get you, I get you, I get you. Thanks. Let's see what this envelope has to say for itself. A royal five. Yes, the shape of the T's 6088 06:07:26,780 --> 06:07:43,520 and the F's is typical of that model. Produced between 1907 and 1924. Yes. No doubt about it. It's a royal five. 6089 06:07:46,080 --> 06:07:52,780 Mark Delaney, thank you very much. Umbrella are after you. 6090 06:08:15,360 --> 06:08:22,360 Clients. 6091 06:08:22,360 --> 06:08:36,680 It's getting pasty here. 6092 06:08:36,680 --> 06:08:59,360 Hope he doesn't die in the meantime. 6093 06:08:59,360 --> 06:09:01,680 He won't be able to get the fucking list going. 6094 06:09:01,680 --> 06:09:04,680 He looks like he shat himself as well. 6095 06:09:04,680 --> 06:09:10,680 If he has a 1920s typewriter, he may have needed Manfred's services to get it fixed. 6096 06:09:10,680 --> 06:09:16,680 We'll know when we get the list. 6097 06:09:16,680 --> 06:09:19,680 Hurry up with the list. 6098 06:09:19,680 --> 06:09:21,680 Yeah, man. 6099 06:09:21,680 --> 06:09:37,680 I'm going to go. 6100 06:09:37,680 --> 06:09:53,680 Does anyone know what time the young fella is playing in the darts? 6101 06:09:53,680 --> 06:09:55,680 It's been a while since Manfred went into his office. 6102 06:09:55,680 --> 06:10:03,680 I know it said half seven there for Gentie and Vinnie, but is that what time he's on or will he be on after? 6103 06:10:03,680 --> 06:10:10,680 Is there like two matches on? 6104 06:10:10,680 --> 06:10:13,680 He's up first in the schedule probably eight o'clock. 6105 06:10:13,680 --> 06:10:16,680 Okay, thank you very much. 6106 06:10:16,680 --> 06:10:22,680 So what the fuck is going on now? 6107 06:10:22,680 --> 06:10:23,680 Where's he gone? 6108 06:10:23,680 --> 06:10:24,680 Where's this fella gone? 6109 06:10:24,680 --> 06:10:25,680 I'm putting more zone on. 6110 06:10:25,680 --> 06:10:26,680 Fuck this. 6111 06:10:26,680 --> 06:10:26,680 Heavy darts. 6112 06:10:26,680 --> 06:10:27,680 In Montecito. 6113 06:10:27,680 --> 06:10:28,680 Xanadu 2.0. 6114 06:10:28,680 --> 06:10:30,680 Back to main menu. 6115 06:10:30,680 --> 06:10:31,680 Progressed since last save will be last year. 6116 06:10:31,680 --> 06:10:32,680 Fucking hell. 6117 06:10:32,680 --> 06:10:36,520 Heavy darts. 6118 06:10:44,200 --> 06:10:45,800 In Montecito. 6119 06:10:45,800 --> 06:10:47,460 Xanadu 2.0. 6120 06:10:49,240 --> 06:10:51,100 Back to main menu. 6121 06:10:52,360 --> 06:10:54,860 Progressed since last save will be last year. 6122 06:10:57,380 --> 06:10:58,640 Fucking hell. 6123 06:10:58,640 --> 06:11:08,960 Xanadu 2.0. 6124 06:11:09,840 --> 06:11:10,740 MD Cully. 6125 06:11:10,860 --> 06:11:12,640 Thank you very much there for the tip. 6126 06:11:12,720 --> 06:11:13,700 I just want to get. 6127 06:11:14,300 --> 06:11:16,800 I just want to get a quick win in Warzone. 6128 06:11:16,920 --> 06:11:17,820 It won't take that long. 6129 06:11:25,140 --> 06:11:27,140 Take out one cable there. 6130 06:11:27,240 --> 06:11:28,600 Put that cable in here. 6131 06:11:28,600 --> 06:11:32,180 Wiss of skin. 6132 06:11:33,340 --> 06:11:34,520 Well I have to say. 6133 06:11:34,800 --> 06:11:37,560 As slow as that last piece was there in the. 6134 06:11:39,220 --> 06:11:41,240 The situation of heavy rain. 6135 06:11:42,260 --> 06:11:44,460 It does seem to be livening up. 6136 06:11:44,760 --> 06:11:46,900 At a pace that some. 6137 06:11:47,320 --> 06:11:47,900 Not everyone. 6138 06:11:48,100 --> 06:11:50,540 But that some may deem electric. 6139 06:11:52,540 --> 06:11:54,380 And I'm very intrigued as to. 6140 06:11:54,580 --> 06:11:55,600 Where this is going. 6141 06:11:55,780 --> 06:11:56,880 And how it's going to develop. 6142 06:11:57,200 --> 06:12:00,540 You have to hand it to the French. 6143 06:12:00,780 --> 06:12:03,140 They really know how to develop. 6144 06:12:05,860 --> 06:12:06,460 Things. 6145 06:12:07,420 --> 06:12:07,980 Games. 6146 06:12:08,400 --> 06:12:08,820 Films. 6147 06:12:08,820 --> 06:12:10,120 The French new wave. 6148 06:12:10,200 --> 06:12:10,820 The oeuvre. 6149 06:12:11,960 --> 06:12:13,880 Serge Gainsbourg, the singer. 6150 06:12:15,020 --> 06:12:15,580 Cigarettes. 6151 06:12:16,920 --> 06:12:18,680 Fucking all that stuff. 6152 06:12:18,820 --> 06:12:20,760 They've got some great art on the go. 6153 06:12:20,840 --> 06:12:23,640 And this video game, Heavy Rain, is second to none. 6154 06:12:23,740 --> 06:12:26,160 It's just, it's beautiful to see. 6155 06:12:26,860 --> 06:12:28,880 Jean-Luc Goddard is after you. 6156 06:12:29,900 --> 06:12:31,100 Michael Haneck. 6157 06:12:31,680 --> 06:12:34,060 Arty, farty, wank films. 6158 06:12:34,060 --> 06:12:36,080 I don't know if you've ever seen Hidden. 6159 06:12:37,760 --> 06:12:39,040 Very boring film. 6160 06:12:39,600 --> 06:12:41,160 But very important. 6161 06:12:42,120 --> 06:12:43,800 Not for, not for the masses. 6162 06:12:44,940 --> 06:12:45,580 Daft Punk. 6163 06:12:47,040 --> 06:12:47,920 Daft Punk. 6164 06:12:55,360 --> 06:12:58,120 Where the fuck is this thing? 6165 06:13:06,160 --> 06:13:07,860 Wastes of skin. 6166 06:13:07,860 --> 06:13:11,540 Euretric will smother you. 6167 06:13:11,540 --> 06:13:37,420 *Squeak* 6168 06:13:37,420 --> 06:13:41,220 *Squeak* 6169 06:13:41,220 --> 06:13:54,340 Sorry there, just had to blow the old hooter. Didn't want to do that in case it became a fucking snotty situation which would be not optimal to say the slightest. 6170 06:13:54,340 --> 06:14:03,300 Then we can put the fuck in and get that game stream going on. So that's Francis Higgins, PlayStation. 6171 06:14:03,300 --> 06:14:14,060 Montman, thank you very much for the tip there. Will yourself and Tommy chants the commentary for the darts. I'm not too sure now if we're available for that. 6172 06:14:14,060 --> 06:14:24,820 But it sounds like a nice situation. Maybe the final. But maybe not as well. Not really that fucking too bothered about it really. 6173 06:14:24,820 --> 06:14:31,580 But I mean I like the story of this kid who's going up against all the big names and beating them. 6174 06:14:31,580 --> 06:14:35,580 *Squeak* 6175 06:14:35,580 --> 06:14:54,760 I need to put the game on the screen. Is it even on the screen? There we go. Kitty Boo, thank you very much there. Any chance of hearing the sugar song again? Yeah, the sugar. I'm your sweet man. Your tasty, tasty little treat man. Hopefully you can hear it here. Let's see. 6176 06:14:57,820 --> 06:15:22,620 Let me just get that back there. Turn off the moon dust. Other shit. Sweet man. I'm your sweet man. A lovely little tasty treat man. I thought there was more to it than that, but there really isn't. There's just that one little line, but I think it's good. I think it works. I think it really works. 6177 06:15:23,960 --> 06:15:33,420 Another one that I spent quite a lot of time on was the oatmeal song. I thought this would go down a treat, but it didn't really fucking resonate with anyone. See what you think? 6178 06:15:33,420 --> 06:15:52,460 Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Can he not leave us alone? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Won't you just go home? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. That lovely chap, he's such a scam. 6179 06:15:52,460 --> 06:16:16,560 I liked the menacing, aggressive synth that I used on that one. And, uh, that's just nothing to me really to make something like that. You might think, geez, that's pretty complex, but it isn't. Uh, the synth. You know, you need to know your music really to get that, to be able to make a melody like that. I'll play it again just in case, because it might have gone over your head. 6180 06:16:16,560 --> 06:16:35,560 Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Can he not leave us alone? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. Won't you just go home? Oatmeal, another invention from the devil. That lovely chap, he's such a scam. 6181 06:16:35,560 --> 06:16:41,920 So I mean there's a multiple different layers going on there as well. OpticPawner thank you 6182 06:16:41,920 --> 06:16:48,280 very much there 69 let us know if you want to double team in warzone we'll get you to number one. 6183 06:16:48,280 --> 06:16:58,840 Again I'm a bit of a solo I'm a lone wolf attacker. I know I like to just fucking fester until I can't 6184 06:16:58,840 --> 06:17:08,840 take no more and then I go into another room that has a gun in it I get that gun and then I go out and do the fucking work and I come away with the win. 6185 06:17:08,840 --> 06:17:20,840 You're up fast we're about to get evil. But um... Heavy rain do I have something there I did have heavy rain no I don't have any more I'm afraid. 6186 06:17:20,840 --> 06:17:24,840 Enemies are dropping into the area watch the skies. 6187 06:17:24,840 --> 06:17:40,840 Look it is what it is let's fucking get the win it's it's that way it's just that way it's very easy to come away thinking that you're beat that you're down that you're not going to be able to get back up the town again. 6188 06:17:40,840 --> 06:17:53,840 But I'm ready for this I'm ready for this just like I was earlier on. You saw how I was sorry I'll turn that down. You saw how I managed to fucking absolutely wreck havoc. 6189 06:17:53,840 --> 06:18:07,840 Not wreak havoc but wreck havoc in the final third the final furlong of a good few games earlier on pre pre heavy rain. Stort meal thank you very much for the tip there. 6190 06:18:07,840 --> 06:18:08,060 there. 6191 06:18:08,060 --> 06:18:38,040 There you are, son. Get ready. Get your bidet. Collapsible, complete, tactical, foldable bidet with an extension unit on. You've been managing to upgrade your bidet. You've got some grip tape on that handle, and you've gone for the arm of the shanks. Ball cock. Even though a bidet doesn't have a ball cock, doesn't mean to say you can't do it. 6192 06:18:38,040 --> 06:18:39,640 You can't put one on in the armory. 6193 06:18:42,400 --> 06:18:46,000 You've got gas closing in fast. Unass yourself to the safe zone. 6194 06:18:48,480 --> 06:18:49,300 Over and out. 6195 06:18:50,160 --> 06:19:01,020 It sounds like he's saying unanswer yourself to the safe zone. We haven't really got around to discovering what it is he's literally saying there, but if anybody does have the answer, do let us know. 6196 06:19:03,080 --> 06:19:06,660 Let's get this shit going. Let's get this win going. Tom! 6197 06:19:06,660 --> 06:19:15,260 Yep, it's time to jump. It's time to really make a name for yourself. Not to say you haven't done that already. 6198 06:19:20,320 --> 06:19:23,460 Namesville, Tennessee. Name your price. 6199 06:19:25,020 --> 06:19:32,920 Just trying to fucking get this, sorry, keyboard and what you want to call it, storage out here. Okay, I can already see someone down there. 6200 06:19:33,820 --> 06:19:35,940 What's this? Now is the fucking keyboard not working? 6201 06:19:42,500 --> 06:20:00,400 Here we go. Stort meal. Another invention from the devil. I've got pizza crumbs on my desk. Stort meal. Another crumb farm, the good fellas. Won't you give it a rest? 6202 06:20:01,100 --> 06:20:06,580 If I lose due to fucking pizza crumbs on the fucking desk, then it's not my fault and... 6203 06:20:07,700 --> 06:20:14,160 Yeah, you just don't... You know that I have not really succumbed to a fucking defeat due to my own ineptitude. It's... 6204 06:20:14,840 --> 06:20:15,600 It's that simple. 6205 06:20:18,320 --> 06:20:20,020 Bit dangerous the way there's a... 6206 06:20:21,760 --> 06:20:24,520 An open box on that house back there. 6207 06:20:30,400 --> 06:20:32,080 We're still on. We're still on. We're still on. 6208 06:20:39,760 --> 06:20:41,400 The origami killer, huh? 6209 06:20:41,980 --> 06:20:44,280 What a man. What a twist in the tail. 6210 06:20:51,800 --> 06:20:55,000 Come on, none of this fucking shit business. Now get the guns. Get the... 6211 06:20:58,160 --> 06:21:01,300 Get a few plates inside us. Get the car down by the road there. 6212 06:21:01,580 --> 06:21:06,780 Get that heartbeat sensor. Pick it all up. Get ready. Get a few lethals. Get a few tacticals in the mixer. 6213 06:21:06,780 --> 06:21:11,600 This isn't play days anymore. 6214 06:21:11,780 --> 06:21:13,100 This isn't the origami killer. 6215 06:21:15,180 --> 06:21:17,320 This is real shit. 6216 06:21:19,860 --> 06:21:21,280 Experimental gas grenades. 6217 06:21:21,540 --> 06:21:22,200 The whole shebang. 6218 06:21:22,760 --> 06:21:24,180 Hopefully there's no one in this house. 6219 06:21:31,560 --> 06:21:35,340 First up, a nice side order of roadkill. 6220 06:21:35,340 --> 06:21:46,420 I think a few flattened corpses will really put the wind in the sails and set the scene for a remarkable and unrepentant game of warfare. 6221 06:21:51,880 --> 06:21:56,120 And we've got a big game target down here. 6222 06:21:56,200 --> 06:21:58,900 He's wearing a crown, but heavy is the head. 6223 06:21:58,960 --> 06:22:02,480 As I said the other day, heavy is the head that wears the crown, famous saying. 6224 06:22:03,900 --> 06:22:07,340 It might only be a matter of time. 6225 06:22:11,340 --> 06:22:15,060 Before that crown is relinquished and given up to the true king. 6226 06:22:16,980 --> 06:22:18,180 Of Urzikistan. 6227 06:22:22,180 --> 06:22:23,460 Fucking railroaded. 6228 06:22:23,460 --> 06:22:25,480 You need to get inside that fire station. 6229 06:22:25,620 --> 06:22:27,020 You're okay actually. 6230 06:22:27,120 --> 06:22:27,380 You're okay. 6231 06:22:27,460 --> 06:22:28,940 I thought you were fucked. 6232 06:22:29,080 --> 06:22:31,260 And that's the big game hunter in there. 6233 06:22:32,460 --> 06:22:34,960 So we've found the big game hunter. 6234 06:22:35,200 --> 06:22:36,600 He's in a house up here. 6235 06:22:37,400 --> 06:22:38,560 He's over here now. 6236 06:22:38,620 --> 06:22:39,760 This is the big game hunter. 6237 06:22:47,340 --> 06:22:47,440 Fuck. 6238 06:22:47,740 --> 06:22:48,040 Fuck. 6239 06:22:48,940 --> 06:22:50,380 I was outnumbered. 6240 06:22:52,000 --> 06:22:53,660 In fairness, I was outnumbered. 6241 06:22:53,720 --> 06:22:55,540 There was too much going on there. 6242 06:22:55,600 --> 06:22:59,560 I couldn't really take care of all that business at the same time. 6243 06:22:59,660 --> 06:23:00,600 Snake Plissken. 6244 06:23:00,680 --> 06:23:01,380 Thank you very much. 6245 06:23:01,800 --> 06:23:03,520 Happy New Year from one snake to another. 6246 06:23:03,520 --> 06:23:16,960 Ah. 6247 06:23:16,960 --> 06:23:35,060 Ah! Oh, you f- 6248 06:23:35,060 --> 06:23:41,920 Whoa, hey. Yeah. No problem. It's just- that's fine. It's just- 6249 06:23:41,920 --> 06:23:50,680 Merely teething problems before getting down to the main course of action there. It's nothing- nothing we haven't handled before, Tom, is it? 6250 06:23:51,380 --> 06:23:56,740 Nothing we haven't handled before. Nothing we can't handle now. It's not- not something to worry about there. 6251 06:23:57,620 --> 06:24:01,720 Thank you very much, sensual piece of pudding for the origami killer there. 6252 06:24:02,320 --> 06:24:04,580 And none other than Sean Heffernan. 6253 06:24:06,100 --> 06:24:10,060 For your kind-hearted and generous tip, I hope you're getting on well. 6254 06:24:10,480 --> 06:24:15,140 But Snake, Bliskin, Happy New Year to you. From one snake to another. 6255 06:24:16,420 --> 06:24:17,620 What do you think went wrong there? 6256 06:24:19,160 --> 06:24:24,820 I'm going to level accusations of tomfoolery at a couple of players on the map. 6257 06:24:24,900 --> 06:24:32,380 I'm not going to go out and name names, but it was the guy that was shooting at me from the building as I was going for the big game hunter. 6258 06:24:32,380 --> 06:24:39,300 It takes a lot of balls, Tom, to set out your stall as the man who's going after the king. 6259 06:24:39,960 --> 06:24:41,000 But we did that. 6260 06:24:41,520 --> 06:24:49,460 And look, we got jumped by some coward who was just fucking sitting in a room, doing nothing with himself at all. 6261 06:24:50,440 --> 06:24:52,980 And yeah, that's- that's just the way it is. 6262 06:24:55,540 --> 06:24:57,620 You could be right, or you could be wrong. 6263 06:24:57,700 --> 06:25:00,780 It could actually be a case that you don't have the skills to pay the bills. 6264 06:25:01,440 --> 06:25:07,800 And I think maybe, possibly, the scary thing for you is that you believe- you deep down, you know that yourself as well. 6265 06:25:09,880 --> 06:25:11,000 That was a warm-up. 6266 06:25:11,760 --> 06:25:13,340 Goodfellas, not good for the reaction time. 6267 06:25:13,420 --> 06:25:13,860 It's okay. 6268 06:25:14,140 --> 06:25:19,660 It's still a slice or two left with a bunch of crust, so I didn't murder the whole pizza. 6269 06:25:21,700 --> 06:25:23,760 It's just another contention with the devil. 6270 06:25:24,760 --> 06:25:25,060 You know? 6271 06:25:25,460 --> 06:25:27,880 You have to dance a little bit first. 6272 06:25:28,380 --> 06:25:31,940 You have to do the fucking two-step, the tango, the cha-cha. 6273 06:25:32,360 --> 06:25:37,260 Show what you've got before you actually go full-on into a dance-off. 6274 06:25:38,180 --> 06:25:43,240 And God, you know how good I am at dancing when it comes to the gulag. 6275 06:25:43,320 --> 06:25:45,000 That was a blip right there. 6276 06:25:45,180 --> 06:25:47,960 I'm just- I'm just off the back of heavy rain, you know? 6277 06:25:48,460 --> 06:26:00,420 And another thing is that I think somebody was correct in saying earlier on that the DPI on the mouse could be affecting the speed of which I'm leveling accusations of bullet. 6278 06:26:00,820 --> 06:26:03,100 I really, truly believe that. 6279 06:26:03,300 --> 06:26:08,720 And I think that what I need to do is get the game for the PC and play it on the PC. 6280 06:26:09,080 --> 06:26:13,040 Now, that does mean I'm going to have to fucking put a graphics card in the PC. 6281 06:26:13,700 --> 06:26:16,980 And I have been putting that off for two years now. 6282 06:26:17,860 --> 06:26:26,900 So, we will really see how amazing we can be at this game when it's on a PC. 6283 06:26:27,100 --> 06:26:28,460 That's what I believe. 6284 06:26:28,800 --> 06:26:34,700 But I believe also that if I was to win on a PS5 with a keyboard and mouse... 6285 06:26:34,700 --> 06:26:41,360 That would really shake the world. 6286 06:26:41,480 --> 06:26:42,740 Only two years, is it, Conrad? 6287 06:26:42,840 --> 06:26:48,620 I actually think it's probably four years because it was necessary back in 2020. 6288 06:26:49,580 --> 06:26:50,760 2024 now. 6289 06:26:54,240 --> 06:26:56,600 Do it now before GPUs go sky high again. 6290 06:26:57,120 --> 06:26:59,200 It seems to be a... 6291 06:26:59,200 --> 06:27:00,900 You don't know when it's going to happen. 6292 06:27:01,760 --> 06:27:06,600 They go up, they go down, and then when you really want them, they're sky high. 6293 06:27:06,760 --> 06:27:09,180 And then when you're not arsed, the price is a load. 6294 06:27:09,300 --> 06:27:13,060 But you're saying the GPU prices are good now, yeah? 6295 06:27:13,060 --> 06:27:18,660 It's anyone's game. 6296 06:27:21,080 --> 06:27:25,560 It could be worthwhile as a stream anyway because you've never done it. 6297 06:27:25,780 --> 06:27:30,600 So, if you were to fuck up your PC, then again, actually, how would you stream? 6298 06:27:30,700 --> 06:27:31,820 You wouldn't be able to stream, would you? 6299 06:27:32,960 --> 06:27:36,280 Wouldn't be able to stream it, Tom, because of the PCs being worked on. 6300 06:27:36,280 --> 06:27:43,060 Unless I fucking hooked up another camera to another fucking situation. 6301 06:27:43,160 --> 06:27:43,480 I don't know. 6302 06:27:43,520 --> 06:27:44,380 We'll see how it goes. 6303 06:27:45,780 --> 06:27:50,080 Maybe use the stream, your stream setup from Germany, Tom. 6304 06:27:52,080 --> 06:27:53,940 You could possibly do that. 6305 06:27:54,000 --> 06:27:55,320 You could do that, yeah, maybe. 6306 06:27:56,100 --> 06:27:56,700 If I let you. 6307 06:27:58,740 --> 06:27:59,620 Thanks very much. 6308 06:27:59,620 --> 06:28:12,980 Is it safe? 6309 06:28:13,140 --> 06:28:13,960 Is it safe? 6310 06:28:13,960 --> 06:28:33,640 Ah! 6311 06:28:33,640 --> 06:28:50,880 That's the way it happens. 6312 06:28:51,000 --> 06:28:52,060 That's the way it goes sometimes. 6313 06:28:54,200 --> 06:28:56,280 It's a very poor show in fairness now. 6314 06:28:56,360 --> 06:28:57,860 It's a lot of waiting as well. 6315 06:28:58,180 --> 06:29:02,720 And I just want to apologize there to anybody who's tuned in for that. 6316 06:29:02,800 --> 06:29:03,720 That was not great. 6317 06:29:04,780 --> 06:29:06,480 What was the reason in there, Francis? 6318 06:29:07,020 --> 06:29:08,180 Moondust is still a problem. 6319 06:29:08,740 --> 06:29:12,500 I'm not fucking gulagging for no one at that stage that early. 6320 06:29:13,100 --> 06:29:16,280 Okay, I just need to forget about these early loadouts. 6321 06:29:16,380 --> 06:29:17,300 Don't bother going for them. 6322 06:29:17,360 --> 06:29:18,000 They're a joke. 6323 06:29:18,000 --> 06:29:18,920 Moondust. 6324 06:29:19,380 --> 06:29:19,760 Ah. 6325 06:29:23,760 --> 06:29:24,660 I don't know. 6326 06:29:29,280 --> 06:29:31,600 Bante or Vante, I don't know how you pronounce your name, 6327 06:29:31,660 --> 06:29:34,480 but thanks very much for chiming in with some advice there. 6328 06:29:34,560 --> 06:29:38,680 Could be worth your time getting a PC secondhand on done deal or adverts. 6329 06:29:39,440 --> 06:29:41,440 Upgrading your GPU alone might not cut. 6330 06:29:42,320 --> 06:29:44,220 Kind of need a decent CPU for streaming too. 6331 06:29:44,660 --> 06:29:46,320 Here's the other situation now. 6332 06:29:46,960 --> 06:29:50,220 It's like, there's too many mouse, mice and keyboards. 6333 06:29:51,360 --> 06:29:53,060 And there's too many screens. 6334 06:29:53,320 --> 06:29:54,800 And there's too many. 6335 06:29:54,900 --> 06:29:59,660 If I have another, if I add another screen and another operating system to the situation, 6336 06:29:59,660 --> 06:30:08,100 it's just going to really, I'll probably end up having one of those heavy rain-esque panic attacks during the fucking stream 6337 06:30:08,100 --> 06:30:10,820 where I start getting dizzy and I'm confused. 6338 06:30:12,260 --> 06:30:17,040 But there'll be no pills to save me in that situation, you know? 6339 06:30:17,300 --> 06:30:18,480 So I don't know what to do. 6340 06:30:20,720 --> 06:30:22,100 Time for the darts, says Eric. 6341 06:30:22,340 --> 06:30:23,240 Best of luck with the darts. 6342 06:30:23,780 --> 06:30:28,700 I'm going to try and get my own fucking win right here before that darts happens. 6343 06:30:31,600 --> 06:30:32,940 Still no word on the monkey either. 6344 06:30:32,940 --> 06:30:38,940 Charlie, it's a damn shame that everybody seems to have collectively forgot about that little guy. 6345 06:30:38,940 --> 06:30:47,060 But it seems as though the furor and hubbub died down very quickly after the sex pest allegations were levelled against him. 6346 06:30:47,280 --> 06:30:54,280 And it was probably the fastest cancellation of a missing person or simian I've ever seen. 6347 06:30:54,860 --> 06:30:58,440 It was like he was only gone from the fucking sanctuary for a day. 6348 06:30:59,040 --> 06:31:01,840 And then all the shit came out about him being a sex pest. 6349 06:31:02,400 --> 06:31:05,660 And now nobody cares about whether or not he's alive. 6350 06:31:06,360 --> 06:31:10,920 He's just slipped out of the fucking, um, the news headlines already. 6351 06:31:12,660 --> 06:31:16,160 Thank you very much there, 180, for the tip. 6352 06:31:24,880 --> 06:31:30,700 He'll be back on GB News with his own show starting Saturday nights after Neil Oliver. 6353 06:31:41,560 --> 06:31:45,060 What was disconcerting about a lot of the newspaper reports was 6354 06:31:45,060 --> 06:31:50,280 they kept on saying, like, he's mad for women or he wants to get his hands on a woman. 6355 06:31:50,740 --> 06:31:54,260 Like, they never, they wouldn't say a woman monkey or a female monkey. 6356 06:31:54,260 --> 06:31:59,320 It was just sowing seeds of fucking depravity out there that there was some sort of 6357 06:31:59,320 --> 06:32:06,800 monkey, human, sex pest that was on the loose and he was going to do some fucking damage. 6358 06:32:06,960 --> 06:32:10,440 I tell you something, 35ms latency, that doesn't look too bad. 6359 06:32:10,580 --> 06:32:13,620 Zero packet loss, 7.33pm. 6360 06:32:15,000 --> 06:32:17,260 And he's just told us to wash our arse down there. 6361 06:32:17,300 --> 06:32:18,360 That's great news entirely. 6362 06:32:23,640 --> 06:32:26,280 No more bullshit. 6363 06:32:26,280 --> 06:32:28,060 No more excuses. 6364 06:32:28,700 --> 06:32:29,540 Battle Royale. 6365 06:32:29,780 --> 06:32:30,520 This is us. 6366 06:32:30,700 --> 06:32:31,720 We've been here before. 6367 06:32:32,080 --> 06:32:33,260 But we're not going to be here again. 6368 06:32:33,940 --> 06:32:34,380 Why? 6369 06:32:35,080 --> 06:32:36,020 Because we're leaving. 6370 06:32:36,240 --> 06:32:38,740 We're leaving with the whole fucking kit caboodle. 6371 06:32:39,440 --> 06:32:40,000 Trophies. 6372 06:32:40,820 --> 06:32:41,500 Top places. 6373 06:32:42,440 --> 06:32:42,880 Attachments. 6374 06:32:43,380 --> 06:32:43,840 Loadouts. 6375 06:32:43,980 --> 06:32:44,300 XP. 6376 06:32:44,760 --> 06:32:45,860 We're taking it all. 6377 06:32:46,440 --> 06:32:48,120 We're taking it all and we're taking it now. 6378 06:32:48,120 --> 06:32:55,080 Maybe down there. 6379 06:32:56,000 --> 06:32:56,700 Cuckoo monk. 6380 06:32:56,800 --> 06:32:57,620 Thank you very much. 6381 06:32:59,520 --> 06:33:04,640 Who says, don't sex with the pest because the pest don't mess. 6382 06:33:05,180 --> 06:33:06,740 Thank you very much there for the tip. 6383 06:33:08,740 --> 06:33:11,680 Seems to be in good spirits that monkey book anyway. 6384 06:33:11,860 --> 06:33:21,120 Despite the accusations of dodging us, he seems to have been in a good place in his mind. 6385 06:33:22,440 --> 06:33:24,960 Otherwise he wouldn't have even tried to fucking get away, no? 6386 06:33:29,020 --> 06:33:31,100 This is true, but look. 6387 06:33:31,360 --> 06:33:34,800 One man's monkey has another man's Weinstein. 6388 06:33:36,580 --> 06:33:36,900 Oh. 6389 06:33:38,500 --> 06:33:41,740 Take that gas mask and stick it right in the fucking backpacks. 6390 06:33:41,980 --> 06:33:44,260 None of my business having that. 6391 06:33:44,380 --> 06:33:45,940 Positive ID on the bounty targets. 6392 06:33:46,180 --> 06:33:46,700 Hunt him down. 6393 06:33:47,200 --> 06:33:52,080 Yeah, we'll take the FR and we'll take the sniper and hopefully just pick this guy off at a distance. 6394 06:33:52,700 --> 06:33:54,960 Take you as well, you little suppression mind. 6395 06:33:59,500 --> 06:34:01,360 This guy's going to get blasted. 6396 06:34:01,880 --> 06:34:03,640 Doesn't even know where... 6397 06:34:03,640 --> 06:34:12,240 He's in there. 6398 06:34:13,700 --> 06:34:14,980 Will he make an appearance? 6399 06:34:15,260 --> 06:34:15,760 Let's see. 6400 06:34:17,760 --> 06:34:19,480 Are we best to... 6401 06:34:19,480 --> 06:34:26,040 What? What? 6402 06:34:26,040 --> 06:34:28,400 He's fucking dead, man. 6403 06:34:28,760 --> 06:34:29,620 He's dead. 6404 06:34:29,980 --> 06:34:31,660 There's no way he wasn't dead. 6405 06:34:33,120 --> 06:34:34,120 Fair enough, actually. 6406 06:34:34,360 --> 06:34:35,660 He had a better... 6407 06:34:35,660 --> 06:34:38,520 He had a better gun for that battle at that range. 6408 06:34:38,860 --> 06:34:40,660 He did have a better... 6409 06:34:40,660 --> 06:34:41,540 Better... 6410 06:34:41,540 --> 06:34:42,780 He did outplay me there. 6411 06:34:43,060 --> 06:34:44,240 I thought it was... 6412 06:34:44,240 --> 06:34:46,500 I thought it was bollocks. 6413 06:34:46,680 --> 06:34:47,520 It's not bollocks. 6414 06:34:47,600 --> 06:34:48,900 He actually knows what he was doing. 6415 06:35:00,680 --> 06:35:01,580 One in your head. 6416 06:35:01,840 --> 06:35:02,780 Shotgun to the head, like. 6417 06:35:02,780 --> 06:35:14,120 Oh, yeah. 6418 06:35:14,520 --> 06:35:15,640 Fucking scumbag. 6419 06:35:15,780 --> 06:35:18,500 Thanks very much for the tip there, Cuckoo Monk. 6420 06:35:18,500 --> 06:35:19,480 And 180. 6421 06:35:19,580 --> 06:35:20,120 I missed you there. 6422 06:35:21,260 --> 06:35:25,980 Apologies yet again, guys, for not really looking the best at all. 6423 06:35:26,240 --> 06:35:27,980 Really isn't looking the best at all here. 6424 06:35:28,020 --> 06:35:30,680 And I thought we were going to come away with a win before 8pm. 6425 06:35:31,180 --> 06:35:33,100 We have 25 minutes left on the clock. 6426 06:35:36,980 --> 06:35:38,680 Thank you very much, Heavy Pain. 6427 06:35:38,840 --> 06:35:40,140 Very, very kind to you there. 6428 06:35:41,180 --> 06:35:43,660 You need to get your head in the pain. 6429 06:35:47,160 --> 06:35:47,880 Focus up. 6430 06:35:52,200 --> 06:35:53,720 Take this fucking fleece off. 6431 06:35:54,040 --> 06:35:59,380 I think once this fleece is off, it's going to really begin to change the way in which I approach... 6432 06:35:59,380 --> 06:36:02,740 The fucking situation time. 6433 06:36:05,680 --> 06:36:06,120 Yep. 6434 06:36:06,500 --> 06:36:09,740 I think it's definitely worth a try anyway. 6435 06:36:09,940 --> 06:36:13,760 You know, there's not much else you can do other than try to play the game better. 6436 06:36:14,780 --> 06:36:17,240 So if you can't do that, take the fleece off. 6437 06:36:17,940 --> 06:36:20,320 And if you need a cappuccino, get one. 6438 06:36:20,920 --> 06:36:21,740 It's a bit late for that. 6439 06:36:22,180 --> 06:36:26,380 The full can of Mansour Energy should really be sending you into a mainframe scenario. 6440 06:36:27,220 --> 06:36:29,680 To begin with, anyway, thanks very much, Willie Harold. 6441 06:36:30,260 --> 06:36:31,180 Fact check. 6442 06:36:32,360 --> 06:36:33,140 Very kind of you see. 6443 06:36:33,260 --> 06:36:35,700 RTX 4090 Shakedown Fund. 6444 06:36:35,880 --> 06:36:37,000 Very, very kind of you there. 6445 06:36:40,300 --> 06:36:41,000 RTX there. 6446 06:36:41,880 --> 06:36:43,000 4090 Shakedown Fund. 6447 06:36:43,080 --> 06:36:44,640 Willie Harold, fact check there, Francis. 6448 06:36:46,320 --> 06:36:47,440 Yeah, thank you very much. 6449 06:36:47,500 --> 06:36:50,980 I don't think I'll opt for a 4090. 6450 06:36:51,320 --> 06:36:57,060 I'll probably go for what I saw the other week when I was looking at it on Paradigit, 6451 06:36:57,160 --> 06:36:59,640 formerly Complette, which do good deals. 6452 06:37:00,340 --> 06:37:02,020 They were doing a 3060 Ti. 6453 06:37:03,260 --> 06:37:08,540 And that wasn't half as much, I don't think, as those 4090 lads. 6454 06:37:08,940 --> 06:37:09,660 But I could be wrong. 6455 06:37:09,860 --> 06:37:10,820 Things might be changing. 6456 06:37:11,420 --> 06:37:12,120 Whatever the weather. 6457 06:37:12,720 --> 06:37:15,140 I'm going to get rid of the fucking PlayStation for that. 6458 06:37:15,140 --> 06:37:16,540 So. 6459 06:37:18,100 --> 06:37:20,920 Because I can't see myself buying PlayStation games. 6460 06:37:21,260 --> 06:37:22,560 I only wanted it for Gran Turismo. 6461 06:37:22,560 --> 06:37:24,560 Oh, Gran Turismo though, you know. 6462 06:37:25,040 --> 06:37:25,860 This is the other thing. 6463 06:37:26,320 --> 06:37:26,720 Exclusive. 6464 06:37:27,160 --> 06:37:28,380 Console exclusives. 6465 06:37:29,600 --> 06:37:31,140 That's where, that's how they get you. 6466 06:37:31,140 --> 06:37:32,540 Moondust is still a problem. 6467 06:37:34,140 --> 06:37:36,220 3060 Ti, Jake says is great. 6468 06:37:38,140 --> 06:37:40,420 Moondust. 6469 06:37:42,820 --> 06:37:43,220 Moondust. 6470 06:37:43,220 --> 06:37:48,520 And it's, Gran Turismo is the, it's the only game that I would get the console for. 6471 06:37:49,940 --> 06:37:53,660 And I heard the Spider-Man 2 is good, but I haven't played it. 6472 06:37:53,720 --> 06:37:59,500 But it's, that's a, they say that's an exclusive, but it's probably going to be out on fucking PC or Xbox next year. 6473 06:38:00,180 --> 06:38:04,840 The way they say these games are exclusive and then they release them on a different system anyway. 6474 06:38:06,760 --> 06:38:08,440 It's a fucking money racket. 6475 06:38:10,640 --> 06:38:11,600 Leaving aside. 6476 06:38:11,740 --> 06:38:12,660 Thanks very much for the tip. 6477 06:38:12,740 --> 06:38:13,600 Sensual piece of pudding. 6478 06:38:13,960 --> 06:38:15,840 GP, you're, GP, G pudding. 6479 06:38:17,140 --> 06:38:21,180 Aside from the micro transaction culture that's going on. 6480 06:38:21,180 --> 06:38:23,020 Moondust is still a problem. 6481 06:38:24,200 --> 06:38:30,200 The day the, once that PS5 gets jailbroken, it's, it's going to be game over. 6482 06:38:30,440 --> 06:38:30,880 Moondust. 6483 06:38:33,040 --> 06:38:33,720 Moondust. 6484 06:38:34,680 --> 06:38:36,360 Yeah, timed exclusive. 6485 06:38:36,880 --> 06:38:38,600 What a load of absolute wank. 6486 06:38:47,440 --> 06:38:48,000 Moondust. 6487 06:38:48,520 --> 06:38:49,120 This is it. 6488 06:38:50,320 --> 06:38:50,880 Moondust. 6489 06:38:50,880 --> 06:38:51,880 Moondust. 6490 06:38:52,420 --> 06:38:55,300 Just going to leave the plane to the end there now and then I'll get going. 6491 06:38:59,440 --> 06:39:00,520 Be advised. 6492 06:39:00,760 --> 06:39:02,080 Gas is closing in. 6493 06:39:02,180 --> 06:39:03,400 Proceed to the safe zone. 6494 06:39:12,260 --> 06:39:13,980 Sensual piece of G pudding. 6495 06:39:14,100 --> 06:39:14,740 Thank you very much. 6496 06:39:14,820 --> 06:39:15,400 Let's do this. 6497 06:39:16,320 --> 06:39:17,120 Let's do this. 6498 06:39:18,160 --> 06:39:19,260 Car over there. 6499 06:39:19,620 --> 06:39:20,500 Car and a contract. 6500 06:39:20,500 --> 06:39:21,580 Call the vehicle. 6501 06:39:24,080 --> 06:39:26,780 It's either car and a contract or we follow a lad down. 6502 06:39:27,620 --> 06:39:28,220 Mark the target. 6503 06:39:28,280 --> 06:39:29,520 We make him our muse. 6504 06:39:29,780 --> 06:39:34,940 I enjoyed making some of these marks our muse last day or earlier on today. 6505 06:39:35,940 --> 06:39:36,580 Moving here. 6506 06:39:37,580 --> 06:39:38,300 Disregard that. 6507 06:39:38,600 --> 06:39:39,200 Mark the target. 6508 06:39:42,200 --> 06:39:46,900 Think it's time to get the head down and really hammer home what you need to do here. 6509 06:39:46,900 --> 06:39:49,060 Which is kill other players. 6510 06:39:49,060 --> 06:39:50,960 I think it's time to get the head down and really hammer home what you need to do here. 6511 06:39:50,960 --> 06:40:00,120 You're losing ground. 6512 06:40:00,120 --> 06:40:00,700 You're losing ground. 6513 06:40:00,920 --> 06:40:01,440 Move it. 6514 06:40:01,640 --> 06:40:02,560 Bounty targets marked. 6515 06:40:02,820 --> 06:40:03,440 Kill them all. 6516 06:40:06,440 --> 06:40:07,160 That's us. 6517 06:40:10,160 --> 06:40:10,960 Heads up. 6518 06:40:10,960 --> 06:40:10,960 Heads up. 6519 06:40:10,960 --> 06:40:12,740 An enemy squad marked you as a bounty target. 6520 06:40:13,040 --> 06:40:13,780 I bet they did. 6521 06:40:14,180 --> 06:40:15,060 I don't blame them. 6522 06:40:16,900 --> 06:40:18,580 All bounty targets destroyed. 6523 06:40:18,720 --> 06:40:19,360 Hell of a job. 6524 06:40:19,500 --> 06:40:20,120 Great work. 6525 06:40:24,300 --> 06:40:27,420 We're about to land on top of someone here and ruin their day. 6526 06:40:33,000 --> 06:40:33,660 There we go. 6527 06:40:33,660 --> 06:41:03,640 There we go. 6528 06:41:03,640 --> 06:41:04,140 *BOOM* 6529 06:41:25,140 --> 06:41:26,540 Oh you fucker! 6530 06:41:27,740 --> 06:41:29,340 Sorry for swearing all the time. 6531 06:41:29,640 --> 06:41:30,140 I just... 6532 06:41:30,140 --> 06:41:32,140 *BOOM* 6533 06:41:37,140 --> 06:41:39,140 Absolutely Lee Harvey Oswalded. 6534 06:41:41,140 --> 06:41:46,140 With an RPG you got a rocket to the head and then a follow up. 6535 06:41:50,140 --> 06:41:57,140 Fucking... I was hammering him like he was cracked a few times then shot in the head. Just doesn't make sense. 6536 06:41:57,140 --> 06:42:24,140 Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? 6537 06:42:26,140 --> 06:42:35,140 69th, that's a funny number. Just fucking straight back into the situation though, Tom, you know what I mean? 6538 06:42:35,140 --> 06:42:55,140 I do, yeah. Look, the darts is gonna be coming on soon enough there. I'll do those with you, thanks very much. And Sniak Plissken, thank you very much there. You said that airplane had a bad curry last night. That's great to hear. 6539 06:42:55,140 --> 06:43:02,140 That is very, very nice to hear. And sensual piece of g pudding, thank you very much. And testicles and toast. 6540 06:43:02,140 --> 06:43:18,900 this isn't good for my health it's not good for my mental health but I'm not 6541 06:43:18,900 --> 06:43:25,100 gonna go down that road I'm not gonna feed the beast I'm not gonna feed the 6542 06:43:25,100 --> 06:43:32,820 mental beast that was definitely a there's a problem there is definitely a 6543 06:43:32,820 --> 06:43:36,820 problem with this game and it's not me 6544 06:43:41,460 --> 06:43:46,100 James Stewart said it was a bot anyway right 6545 06:43:54,180 --> 06:43:58,240 darts are about to start now yeah look I don't think I'm gonna get a one two 6546 06:43:58,240 --> 06:44:06,500 three four five situation I'll give it a fucking lash but I don't know hunt 6547 06:44:06,500 --> 06:44:16,420 showdown is superior thank you very much there thank you very much do you know 6548 06:44:16,420 --> 06:44:22,580 what heavy rain for all it's all the shite I was saying about it being boring and all 6549 06:44:22,580 --> 06:44:28,820 that kind of stuff at least it doesn't make me feel like this but I just the 6550 06:44:28,820 --> 06:44:33,400 memory of the feeling of elation that you get from reaching the final circle and 6551 06:44:33,400 --> 06:44:40,640 and dare I say winning it's so good that feeling is so so good that it would you 6552 06:44:40,640 --> 06:44:48,020 know drives me to repeatedly drop in again and again and again does feel like 6553 06:44:48,020 --> 06:44:48,640 like gambling 6554 06:44:48,640 --> 06:44:51,140 chasing the losses 6555 06:44:51,140 --> 06:44:51,560 you know 6556 06:44:51,560 --> 06:44:59,180 but I am not 6557 06:44:59,180 --> 06:45:00,240 feeling great 6558 06:45:00,240 --> 06:45:01,160 about the fucking 6559 06:45:01,160 --> 06:45:01,600 getting beat 6560 06:45:01,600 --> 06:45:02,440 the whole time 6561 06:45:02,440 --> 06:45:02,920 but I feel 6562 06:45:02,920 --> 06:45:03,900 fucking fantastic 6563 06:45:03,900 --> 06:45:04,540 there's a big 6564 06:45:04,540 --> 06:45:05,400 dopamine hit 6565 06:45:05,400 --> 06:45:07,460 when the shots 6566 06:45:07,460 --> 06:45:08,140 land and shots 6567 06:45:08,140 --> 06:45:08,580 connect 6568 06:45:08,580 --> 06:45:09,660 but I just want 6569 06:45:09,660 --> 06:45:10,440 to get a game 6570 06:45:10,440 --> 06:45:11,180 I want to get a game 6571 06:45:11,180 --> 06:45:12,140 on stream where I 6572 06:45:12,140 --> 06:45:13,880 kill fucking 15 6573 06:45:13,880 --> 06:45:14,300 people 6574 06:45:14,300 --> 06:45:15,560 because I remember 6575 06:45:15,560 --> 06:45:16,740 in 2019 6576 06:45:16,740 --> 06:45:18,000 or 2020 6577 06:45:18,000 --> 06:45:21,020 when I was first 6578 06:45:21,020 --> 06:45:21,620 playing Warzone 6579 06:45:21,620 --> 06:45:22,320 thanks very much 6580 06:45:22,320 --> 06:45:23,240 Heavy Pain for the tip 6581 06:45:23,240 --> 06:45:24,780 I got a 6582 06:45:24,780 --> 06:45:26,300 high kill 6583 06:45:26,300 --> 06:45:27,420 second place 6584 06:45:27,420 --> 06:45:28,200 and definitely 6585 06:45:28,200 --> 06:45:29,260 I got at least 6586 06:45:29,260 --> 06:45:30,420 a 10 or 11 kill 6587 06:45:30,420 --> 06:45:31,180 first place 6588 06:45:31,180 --> 06:45:33,860 at one stage 6589 06:45:33,860 --> 06:45:39,900 so it's not like 6590 06:45:39,900 --> 06:45:40,460 it's beyond 6591 06:45:40,460 --> 06:45:41,060 the fucking 6592 06:45:41,060 --> 06:45:42,700 realm of possibility 6593 06:45:42,700 --> 06:45:46,540 yeah Red FM 6594 06:45:46,540 --> 06:45:47,040 there says 6595 06:45:47,040 --> 06:45:47,980 you were the best 6596 06:45:47,980 --> 06:45:48,480 the chat 6597 06:45:48,480 --> 06:45:48,840 I mean 6598 06:45:48,840 --> 06:45:49,460 look 6599 06:45:49,460 --> 06:45:49,960 it's very 6600 06:45:49,960 --> 06:45:50,320 again 6601 06:45:50,320 --> 06:45:51,100 it's very kind 6602 06:45:51,100 --> 06:45:52,000 the words that 6603 06:45:52,000 --> 06:45:52,720 have been dished out 6604 06:45:52,720 --> 06:45:53,160 to Francis 6605 06:45:53,160 --> 06:45:54,000 but at the same time 6606 06:45:54,000 --> 06:45:55,420 you shouldn't feed 6607 06:45:55,420 --> 06:45:56,640 someone's addiction 6608 06:45:56,640 --> 06:45:57,800 beast by letting them 6609 06:45:57,800 --> 06:45:58,800 in a way 6610 06:45:58,800 --> 06:45:59,260 I mean 6611 06:45:59,260 --> 06:46:00,560 from where I'm standing 6612 06:46:00,560 --> 06:46:01,160 when I'm sitting 6613 06:46:01,160 --> 06:46:03,240 I can safely say 6614 06:46:03,240 --> 06:46:04,200 you need to take a break 6615 06:46:04,200 --> 06:46:04,620 from this 6616 06:46:04,620 --> 06:46:05,320 and actually just 6617 06:46:05,320 --> 06:46:06,400 get away from it 6618 06:46:06,400 --> 06:46:06,700 altogether 6619 06:46:06,700 --> 06:46:08,200 because it's ruining 6620 06:46:08,200 --> 06:46:09,380 it's ruining your mind 6621 06:46:09,380 --> 06:46:10,940 you're having dreams 6622 06:46:10,940 --> 06:46:11,800 about it at night 6623 06:46:11,800 --> 06:46:13,280 while you're in gaffes 6624 06:46:13,280 --> 06:46:14,060 just throwing grenades 6625 06:46:14,060 --> 06:46:14,380 at glad 6626 06:46:14,380 --> 06:46:15,040 that's not right 6627 06:46:15,040 --> 06:46:16,140 that's not 6628 06:46:16,140 --> 06:46:18,160 well 6629 06:46:18,160 --> 06:46:19,760 it could 6630 06:46:19,760 --> 06:46:20,640 it could be right 6631 06:46:20,640 --> 06:46:22,720 just depends what way 6632 06:46:22,720 --> 06:46:23,460 you want to look at it 6633 06:46:23,460 --> 06:46:24,320 thanks very much there 6634 06:46:24,320 --> 06:46:24,880 poddy bob 6635 06:46:24,880 --> 06:46:25,680 you need the meta 6636 06:46:25,680 --> 06:46:26,460 assault rifle 6637 06:46:26,460 --> 06:46:27,320 I don't know what it is 6638 06:46:27,320 --> 06:46:27,800 but it's genuinely 6639 06:46:27,800 --> 06:46:28,820 the difference maker 6640 06:46:28,820 --> 06:46:30,660 swarm SMG 6641 06:46:30,660 --> 06:46:31,600 is meta though 6642 06:46:31,600 --> 06:46:33,360 yeah 6643 06:46:33,360 --> 06:46:33,760 I 6644 06:46:33,760 --> 06:46:36,160 started the day 6645 06:46:36,160 --> 06:46:36,660 with that 6646 06:46:36,660 --> 06:46:37,580 in my loadout 6647 06:46:37,580 --> 06:46:38,040 and thought 6648 06:46:38,040 --> 06:46:38,680 I'm gonna just 6649 06:46:38,680 --> 06:46:39,800 fucking run with this 6650 06:46:39,800 --> 06:46:41,980 but the unfortunate thing 6651 06:46:41,980 --> 06:46:43,000 is you need to rank up 6652 06:46:43,000 --> 06:46:43,460 the weapon 6653 06:46:43,460 --> 06:46:44,580 in order to get 6654 06:46:44,580 --> 06:46:45,160 the attachments 6655 06:46:45,160 --> 06:46:46,460 to make it a lethal 6656 06:46:46,460 --> 06:46:47,220 proposition 6657 06:46:47,220 --> 06:46:48,800 we're standing now 6658 06:46:48,800 --> 06:46:49,840 that's not happening 6659 06:46:49,840 --> 06:46:50,700 you can't rank up 6660 06:46:50,700 --> 06:46:51,620 weapons in warzone 6661 06:46:51,620 --> 06:46:52,180 that fast 6662 06:46:52,180 --> 06:46:52,920 you need to buy 6663 06:46:52,920 --> 06:46:55,020 the bastard in game 6664 06:46:55,020 --> 06:46:55,960 and play multiplayer 6665 06:46:55,960 --> 06:46:57,760 or buy your way 6666 06:46:57,760 --> 06:46:58,400 to success 6667 06:46:58,400 --> 06:46:58,720 you know 6668 06:46:58,720 --> 06:47:00,200 but that said 6669 06:47:00,200 --> 06:47:00,780 even that 6670 06:47:00,780 --> 06:47:02,100 that I should still 6671 06:47:02,100 --> 06:47:03,160 be skillful enough 6672 06:47:03,160 --> 06:47:03,560 as a player 6673 06:47:03,560 --> 06:47:04,440 I've played thousands 6674 06:47:04,440 --> 06:47:05,700 of these games now 6675 06:47:05,700 --> 06:47:06,500 thousand 6676 06:47:06,500 --> 06:47:07,520 I've probably played 6677 06:47:07,520 --> 06:47:08,740 a thousand games 6678 06:47:08,740 --> 06:47:09,400 of warzone 6679 06:47:09,400 --> 06:47:09,980 you know 6680 06:47:09,980 --> 06:47:10,640 and I've had 6681 06:47:10,640 --> 06:47:11,500 in the 6682 06:47:11,500 --> 06:47:12,800 out of a thousand games 6683 06:47:12,800 --> 06:47:15,040 three wins 6684 06:47:15,040 --> 06:47:16,060 or four wins 6685 06:47:16,060 --> 06:47:16,960 I can't remember 6686 06:47:16,960 --> 06:47:18,640 definitely a few 6687 06:47:18,640 --> 06:47:19,460 off of stream 6688 06:47:19,460 --> 06:47:20,740 because that gave me 6689 06:47:20,740 --> 06:47:21,260 the confidence 6690 06:47:21,260 --> 06:47:22,100 to go out 6691 06:47:22,100 --> 06:47:22,820 and get the biscuit 6692 06:47:22,820 --> 06:47:24,260 but now I'm in here 6693 06:47:24,260 --> 06:47:25,280 I can't get the biscuit 6694 06:47:25,280 --> 06:47:26,160 there's no one 6695 06:47:26,160 --> 06:47:26,940 selling biscuits 6696 06:47:26,940 --> 06:47:28,480 just shit 6697 06:47:28,480 --> 06:47:29,620 just rusks 6698 06:47:29,620 --> 06:47:31,200 barley's rusks 6699 06:47:31,200 --> 06:47:34,860 let's do this 6700 06:47:34,860 --> 06:47:35,980 let's jump back in 6701 06:47:35,980 --> 06:47:36,760 I feel 6702 06:47:36,760 --> 06:47:37,580 that 6703 06:47:37,580 --> 06:47:38,540 with all that said 6704 06:47:38,540 --> 06:47:40,000 I'm feeling 6705 06:47:40,000 --> 06:47:41,100 very positive 6706 06:47:41,100 --> 06:47:41,740 about this 6707 06:47:41,740 --> 06:47:43,040 I feel as though 6708 06:47:43,040 --> 06:47:44,800 something's about 6709 06:47:44,800 --> 06:47:45,940 to change here 6710 06:47:45,940 --> 06:47:56,160 and that I wasn't 6711 06:47:56,160 --> 06:47:57,160 trying to be harsh 6712 06:47:57,160 --> 06:47:58,360 about rusks there 6713 06:47:58,360 --> 06:47:59,580 gas traf 6714 06:47:59,580 --> 06:48:00,660 because I'm quite 6715 06:48:00,660 --> 06:48:01,660 bullish on rusks 6716 06:48:01,660 --> 06:48:03,000 gotta say 6717 06:48:03,000 --> 06:48:04,760 there's no better 6718 06:48:04,760 --> 06:48:05,200 snack 6719 06:48:05,200 --> 06:48:06,580 if you're a baby 6720 06:48:06,580 --> 06:48:10,380 but I also 6721 06:48:10,380 --> 06:48:11,060 have to say 6722 06:48:11,060 --> 06:48:13,560 pretty tasteless 6723 06:48:13,560 --> 06:48:15,420 from what I can 6724 06:48:15,420 --> 06:48:15,780 remember 6725 06:48:15,780 --> 06:48:18,440 okay 6726 06:48:18,440 --> 06:48:19,340 we've got 6727 06:48:19,340 --> 06:48:20,280 Farrelly's rusks 6728 06:48:20,280 --> 06:48:20,700 over there 6729 06:48:20,700 --> 06:48:21,000 he wants 6730 06:48:21,000 --> 06:48:21,860 he wants to have 6731 06:48:21,860 --> 06:48:22,380 a little bit of 6732 06:48:22,380 --> 06:48:23,000 fucking liga 6733 06:48:23,000 --> 06:48:23,520 we'll give him 6734 06:48:23,520 --> 06:48:23,880 the liga 6735 06:48:23,880 --> 06:48:24,420 if he wants 6736 06:48:24,420 --> 06:48:27,420 oh 6737 06:48:27,420 --> 06:48:28,240 wrong way 6738 06:48:28,240 --> 06:48:28,940 good job 6739 06:48:28,940 --> 06:48:29,500 he shit 6740 06:48:29,500 --> 06:48:31,500 I 6741 06:48:31,500 --> 06:48:59,500 *Sounds of gunfire* 6742 06:48:59,500 --> 06:49:09,500 Just gonna fuck off. Forget- write that one off. That's- that's a write off. That's a write off. The guns don't work. That's another thing. 6743 06:49:13,500 --> 06:49:15,500 Another one. 6744 06:49:15,500 --> 06:49:17,500 *Sounds of gunfire* 6745 06:49:17,500 --> 06:49:19,500 *Sounds of gunfire* 6746 06:49:19,500 --> 06:49:21,500 *Sounds of gunfire* 6747 06:49:21,500 --> 06:49:23,500 Okay. 6748 06:49:23,500 --> 06:49:25,500 Okay. 6749 06:49:25,500 --> 06:49:27,500 Okay. 6750 06:49:27,500 --> 06:49:29,500 Okay. 6751 06:49:29,500 --> 06:49:31,500 Okay. 6752 06:49:31,500 --> 06:49:33,500 Okay. 6753 06:49:33,500 --> 06:49:35,500 Okay. 6754 06:49:35,500 --> 06:49:37,500 Okay. 6755 06:49:37,500 --> 06:49:39,500 Okay. 6756 06:50:05,500 --> 06:50:07,500 Let's just focus down. 6757 06:50:19,500 --> 06:50:33,500 A bit of a ballsy move this. 6758 06:50:33,500 --> 06:50:47,500 We're going against stream as well. 6759 06:50:47,500 --> 06:50:49,500 This could be a real fucking dodgy maneuver. 6760 06:51:01,500 --> 06:51:17,500 Okay. 6761 06:51:17,500 --> 06:51:19,500 Now we've got someone on our tail back there. 6762 06:51:19,500 --> 06:51:29,500 Where's this cunt now? 6763 06:51:29,500 --> 06:51:31,500 Gas is closing in. 6764 06:51:31,500 --> 06:51:33,500 Relocating the safe zone. 6765 06:51:41,500 --> 06:51:43,500 So slow. 6766 06:51:43,500 --> 06:51:45,500 I'm going to get killed now. 6767 06:51:45,500 --> 06:51:45,500 I'm going to get killed now. 6768 06:52:01,500 --> 06:52:03,500 Where's the stairs? 6769 06:52:03,500 --> 06:52:31,500 *Gas is moving* 6770 06:52:31,500 --> 06:52:41,500 *Gas is moving* 6771 06:52:41,500 --> 06:52:46,500 What that is? That decreased my audio ability there. 6772 06:52:46,500 --> 06:52:59,500 *Gas is moving* 6773 06:52:59,500 --> 06:53:29,480 I'm going to go. 6774 06:53:29,480 --> 06:53:59,460 I'm going to go. 6775 06:53:59,460 --> 06:54:05,460 Oh, my car is gone now. 6776 06:54:15,460 --> 06:54:17,460 Keep it lit, Francie. 6777 06:54:17,460 --> 06:54:19,460 You're not dead. 6778 06:54:19,460 --> 06:54:21,460 That's the main thing. 6779 06:54:21,460 --> 06:54:23,460 Your bomb's up ahead of you. 6780 06:54:39,460 --> 06:54:43,460 That's one for the fucking chambermaid right there. 6781 06:54:47,460 --> 06:54:53,460 And I don't have a sniper rifle because I wanted to rank up the fucking meta weapons. Meta quest. 6782 06:54:53,460 --> 06:55:12,820 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6783 06:55:12,820 --> 06:55:19,820 Be advised catch drop is inbound 6784 06:55:19,820 --> 06:55:49,800 You got gas inbound 6785 06:55:49,800 --> 06:56:10,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6786 06:56:10,400 --> 06:56:11,400 Gas is closing in 6787 06:56:11,400 --> 06:56:18,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6788 06:56:18,400 --> 06:56:21,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6789 06:56:21,400 --> 06:56:26,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6790 06:56:26,400 --> 06:56:29,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6791 06:56:29,400 --> 06:56:32,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6792 06:56:32,400 --> 06:56:39,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6793 06:56:39,400 --> 06:56:42,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6794 06:56:42,400 --> 06:56:44,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6795 06:56:44,400 --> 06:56:45,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6796 06:56:45,400 --> 06:56:46,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6797 06:56:46,400 --> 06:56:47,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6798 06:56:47,400 --> 06:56:48,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6799 06:56:48,400 --> 06:56:49,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6800 06:56:49,400 --> 06:56:50,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6801 06:56:50,400 --> 06:56:51,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6802 06:56:51,400 --> 06:56:52,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6803 06:56:52,400 --> 06:56:53,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6804 06:56:53,400 --> 06:56:54,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6805 06:56:54,400 --> 06:56:55,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6806 06:56:55,400 --> 06:56:56,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6807 06:56:56,400 --> 06:56:57,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6808 06:56:57,400 --> 06:56:58,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6809 06:56:58,400 --> 06:56:59,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6810 06:56:59,400 --> 06:57:00,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6811 06:57:00,400 --> 06:57:01,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6812 06:57:01,400 --> 06:57:02,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6813 06:57:02,400 --> 06:57:03,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6814 06:57:03,400 --> 06:57:04,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6815 06:57:04,400 --> 06:57:05,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6816 06:57:05,400 --> 06:57:06,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6817 06:57:06,400 --> 06:57:07,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6818 06:57:07,400 --> 06:57:08,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6819 06:57:08,400 --> 06:57:09,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6820 06:57:09,400 --> 06:57:10,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6821 06:57:10,400 --> 06:57:11,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6822 06:57:11,400 --> 06:57:12,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6823 06:57:12,400 --> 06:57:13,400 You got gas inbound safe zone relocated 6824 06:57:13,400 --> 06:57:15,400 Oh, I know gas mask 6825 06:57:40,920 --> 06:57:42,920 It was in the backpack, okay, yeah 6826 06:57:58,480 --> 06:58:04,760 Right, I'm never playing this fucking game again. It's gone. That's the end of that game. It can go home 6827 06:58:04,760 --> 06:58:07,880 It can go away. Stay out. Stay away from my life 6828 06:58:09,000 --> 06:58:13,460 Stay away from my life. I'm uninstalling it from the PlayStation. It's gone 6829 06:58:14,100 --> 06:58:20,480 But it's been a lovely stream and I'm gonna watch the darts now with Tom. Well, have a nice chill out time time will you? 6830 06:58:22,480 --> 06:58:33,960 Chill out time time is right. Yeah, yeah, definitely don't let that get you down too much remember heavy rain went well and you know you found a key inside a lizard 6831 06:58:35,960 --> 06:58:41,800 We found the key inside the lizard it was really well done and I'll never forget that gameplay moment 6832 06:58:41,800 --> 06:58:52,740 We'll see you later on and thank you very much for tuning in. We'll finish off the fucking pizza and watch the darts. We'll see you and all the best and best of luck and remember moon dust 6833 06:58:53,420 --> 06:58:55,420 Is still a problem 6834 06:58:55,420 --> 06:58:59,140 We'll never playing that fucking game again. Never playing it again. Thank you very much 6835 06:58:59,140 --> 06:59:01,140 Moondust 6836 06:59:01,140 --> 06:59:03,140 Moondust 6837 06:59:03,140 --> 06:59:05,140 Moondust is still a problem 6838 06:59:05,140 --> 06:59:07,140 Moondust 6839 06:59:09,140 --> 06:59:11,140 Moondust 6840 06:59:11,140 --> 06:59:13,140 Moondust