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What do these people think they are? You're not a killer. No I'm not.

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The lads in the jazz.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Jukebox Connors, Dinah O'Connor, Almighty Cushion,

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Kevin McKevn Face.

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There's lots of lads there.

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There's lads up the town.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Send in the town.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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There's lads already here.

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Welcome to the mainframe.

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Knock that on the head there.

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We don't need any more of that.

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There's enough lads.

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It would seem up the town already.

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Ready to dispatch Croft.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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Miss Lara Croft.

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So fast! Now this is my asshole!

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And eat the pork!

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Thanks for your deeeeeep!

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I agree, ma'am. After buying some new clobber, round up the boys to come pointing. I want the whole town to see me.

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I can't fucking believe it already.

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Tombola away.

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He's just, he's just dropped a bomb.

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This is Lara Croft. You're not a killer.

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No, no.

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You're not a killer, are you?

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No, I'm not.

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Thank you very much from the bottom of my hair.

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Tumbled away, it's bringing tears to my eyes.

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Miss Lara Croft. Miss Lara Croft. Miss Lara Croft. And that's a lovely bit of hammerage there, of the Croft button. Thank you very much there to, uh,

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what's another year and Captain Sack for your tip and Andy the Fork as well. But a very, very special thanks indeed there to Tom Bottle away for dropping a Shenmue bomb, which says for your Shenmue accomplishment. Very, very kind. I was going to start off with Shenmue too.

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but I thought maybe just to mix it up a bit I was saying I have to install Fallout New Vegas

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that's installed that's ready to go should I get pissed off and annoyed with this craft game here

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but the craft game is just kind of an easy an easy into the stream and who knows how that will

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develop or what shape it will take or indeed what games will be played Aiden the average how are you

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thank you very much there for that kind hearted and generous tip there we need to reconnect our

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controller and get that up and running I hope you're you're doing well thank you very much for

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that beautiful tip there this is the second installment yeah I completed the first one in my

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own time there the other night it was nice it was relaxed uh it was just taking it nice and easy

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and with the updated graphics it seems to be a little bit easier to really understand what's going on some

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of the the levels and zones in this game are a real pain in the hole if you're playing with the old graphics

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so uh I just want to see how fast I can do this a lot of the first few levels of this will be muscle memory

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it's like going back to you know when it first came out I know exactly what I'm at but I don't want to

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make any bold claims so far because that usually blows up in my face you know it won't be long until I'm I'm stuck

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at some stage and getting annoyed with it but new vegas is there that's not going away anywhere that's in the bank

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that's safe in the average thank you very much for that tip and uh tombola way I will try and honor that

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uh beautiful bit of tippage there with something uh unprecedented let's just say that uh let me just

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put this on the screen here for myself to see put that on the source no we want that we want web we want the uh

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uh el gato there and that goes into the source monitor that I'm looking at and boom beautiful stuff indeed

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lovely audio lovely sound there kind of like a a very abrupt and sharp shaft

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sound I've never really understood what they were going for with that sound

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but who cares new game golden mask that's the dlc or the extra content that you got back in the day if

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you're on pc thank you very much watson over here was it just enjoying your first ever coved ball world

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cup stream that's a blast from the past but look let's try and keep the present locked in and loaded right now with this

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and it's a beautiful scene from ancient china the great wall of china don't know if you've heard about that

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it's a great piece of uh building work that was made way back when and as we know china big big

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place for the dragons they love the dragons over there they're built into the system let's just say that

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also they have great reverence and respect for other creatures and animals I believe the rat has its own year

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as does the monkey the uh the tiger the bat and quite possibly the woodlouse the chinese year of the woodlouse

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you often hear about that chinese year of the roach is another one as well these graphics have been

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well and truly updated look that's old style now and then switch that this is the new one absolutely night

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and day look completely revamped and uh the skull rendering of this lad's skull here always kind of freaked me out

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it was I think it's meant to be a monk but it does look slightly bizarre

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it's got that computer chronicles cgi going for it there it's the chinese year of the bollocks this

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year that's what I've heard so big big shout out to all our friends over there in the land of the rising sun

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which I believe is actually Japan so sorry about that but you are China and Japan in the exact same sphere of

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influence in the exact same part of the world the far east or as they'd probably regard themselves at the

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center of the universe you know and uh who knows what where they have us on the map maybe a far east

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situation maybe we're the far east to them who bloody knows uh but it's close enough anyway but if the chinese

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really that have a bigger country and a bigger history they and probably they could actually end

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up being more powerful than the japanese but the japanese obviously they're aligned very much with the

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western world as well so it's interesting to see how that's going to play out in the future knuckles thanks

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very much for that tip there that's very very kind yeah as you see miss lara croft there she is

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that's going to be hammered for the next however long i'm not particularly too sure

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thank you very much for the tip there uh internet of hings just finished up the last stream was globe

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dismayed having no more higgins don't worry about that worry about this we've just landed straight down

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into china not the town but a village and uh knobby gobbler thank you very much for the tip there

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to make sure the volume is on point there never understood that noise there but apparently it's a

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a helicopter i'm gonna turn my monitor brightness up there just a notch miss lara croft and i'm well aware

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of the uh a tiger that's gonna kick off in a minute so we'll just do this and then one of these over here

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and get up here and get ready to really take control of this tiger's world

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china where boys and look at that that lad is it's a beautiful highly saturated orange that guy is

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uh obviously struggling to come to terms with the reality of the situation which is

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bullets accusations of and that's lovely we know that he hasn't dropped anything

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and a bit of parkour from this lass here she knows what she's doing she can jump with the best of them are

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using original controls you know it there's no chance i'm gonna be doing any of that modernistic

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control nonsense it's uh takes away from the whole geometrics of the game if you ask me and another

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thing over here looks as though our uh secrets have been changed oh no that's it's a dragon yeah silver

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dragon so there's three secrets for every uh level i'm not going to say now that i'm going to collect any

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all of these boys but i will definitely do my best to try and get a few of them i can hear a lion or two

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knocking around there

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we just really want to uh wipe all these lions out or tigers i i beg your pardon because they are a threat

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even though they don't really pose any threat when we're up here ourselves miss lara croft

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thank you very much there pat kenny for your uh beautiful tip there that's very kind of you now the

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pace is the pace is being set let's just say that there's no hanging around waiting for

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fucking people to come and tell me what to do i and that was a departure i wanted to make i mean that's

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obviously going to happen and i don't mind when we reach the uh fallout new vegas part of the stream

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which should happen at some stage when i get uh dismayed or or annoyed at this but i can't really see the

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pace stopping from here on in and it's uh sponsored by pat kenny today which is fantastic altogether

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and uh islara in montecito not to my knowledge no boom boom 43 i actually don't know where monte

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cito is based but it sounds like one of those island in the sun uh you know destination holiday

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destinations that would be you win on a tv show you know like mauritius uh will instantly take control of

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these birds of prey like a bloody uh poacher or like a like a farmer in roscommon would take to a

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a bald eagle or whatever kind of eagle that was that was so mercilessly slain i'm not sure if anybody

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caught that there are any uh bird watchers or a bird of prey regarders out there there was a bloody uh

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golden eagle or something uh that was very very callously taken down

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in roscommon there over the weekend and that that's paddy's weekend for you you never know what's gonna

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happen wanti thank you very much for uh the tip there yeah this takes me back one of the first games i've

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played serious pace already is this a speed run question mark look i don't even need to tell you you can see

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you can feel the speed you can fucking help and that nearly was a trip to the mortuary right there and then

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you know uh the thing about the uh i got to the last levels of um tomb raider one there and i did it

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but i mean it took me i was saving every two seconds to make sure i wasn't having to repeat load the fucking steps

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and we have another endangered species which we can really take control of here

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that's beautiful stuff he won't really be living to tell any tales himself let's have a little look at

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that with this beautiful uh free roaming camera mode there and we can check out his face and then go to

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the old graphics to the old graphics to really get a bit of uh goosey gander what he used to look like

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not bad actually i was expecting worse from the the old school graphics

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i think i'm just uh i watched the or having played tomb raider one it was definitely a case of yeah the those lions

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in the original game they looked terrible he had a very very geometrically uh poly polygonal face

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and i think this is the game obviously where they started to introduce more human characters because

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one of the big criticisms of the first game was that it was just you going around slaughtering animals to

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death the whole time now from what i can remember miniature spiders come out of this place here

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let's have a little look here and see what we're dealing with we might be able to lure these guys out

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just so we can have a look at them on the outside get a bit of that real light on them and i'm going to

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take the i can pause the game here and

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it's a great bit of business she's ready to do damage and that's what we're dealing with there look

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at the detail on that that's an incredible piece of detail there one two three four five six seven

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eight eye situation isn't it funny these little spiders have uh eight eyes and eight legs as well

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they're they really are living life to the power of eight and uh wapo thank you very much for the tip

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there is connor williams safe is he alive even he is well and truly alive and look i'm as uh

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hot on the uh on the tail of a connor stream as yeah i'm i'm definitely looking forward to when that book

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returns let's have a look at this from olden world graphics scenario definitely this is the speed run

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paused by the way and uh would you believe it they've got some kind of imprint on the back of their sack

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their spider sack whatever you call that looks like uh a joker symbol from a deck of cards

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it's abdomen

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thank you very much there dan for your kind-hearted piece of fred frederick durstuller

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uh typography there beautiful stuff the roach game dev would definitely be freaking out about

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the graphics on that spider this was only a year after that roach game uh was released how are you

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jimmy there just re-watched the old tuba d kelly versus the senate stream yesterday fierce carcow

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i just forgot all about that uh five s five six two frames per second are not playing i think what

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we're i think we're getting a very very hefty 60. that's and that's straight out the box

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that's straight out the box if you were playing this on a pc you could probably crank it up and uh

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that's what happens they look like ravens these guys i thought they were um eagles

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you can see the talons they're very very well rendered indeed as well i mean look at what it look

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what it used to be wearing it looks like he's wearing some shoes and spats boots thanks very

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much there polly gondel very very kindy there looks like he's wearing 1950s spats and he's gonna go for

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a dance with a a great gatsby lady or something and thank you very much there frederick durst the third or

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should i say should for your tip there let's take control of these spiders worlds here they're taking

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hey they're taking more damage than they used to

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and they're in midlaracra thank you very much for the tip there beautiful stuff have you contacted guinness

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pre to pre to pre warn them i have not because i they're they're so used to it by now they're actually

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sick of the records being set and they um they usually end up just tuning in on a on every day now you

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know on a whim they understand that the pace has been set they understand that something's afoot

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and they'd want to keep abreast of the developments because we are moving at lightning speed at the

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moment the cobweb that's definitely not going to uh make anything harder for us at all because look

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that that's a beautiful addition to the remaster there beautiful cobweb physics and mechanics and

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look at how it moves it's actually moving it's alive that web it's kind of got a a gentle throb to it

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or it looks like it's trying to simulate wind or air moving around this castle uh which is set in castle bar

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thank you very much there brooklyn luke for your kind heart generous and most beautiful of tips any

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chance you could demonstrate some obscure professional speed run techniques stay tuned it's all ahead of us

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you you you won't actually know until it's happened it happens so fast sometimes but let's just see what we're uh

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capable of thank you very much and sam lee um thank you very much there sam lee for your kind

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heart and generous tip as well you say we're having a laugh we're not looking back beautiful key that we've got

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a rusty key

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straight into the slot that opens a door and i think we might actually benefit from saving our game here

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because we don't want to get fucking done in by any dodgy boys the first save of the day let's see how far we can get here

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and another trio triage of arachnid concern

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couple of arachnids of concern have been identified by the who and we're monitoring the situation closely

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and don't worry we don't need to use any arachnid repellent we don't need to call in any pest control or

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anything like that we just simply need to use a pair of nine millimeter pistols to relentlessly pump a

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bullet into them and have you ever seen such a small mass of beast take bullet like that they took it in their stride

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they took shot after shot after shot after shot and they were still living to tell the tale until the end

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when they literally bit the bullet and metaphorically bit it as well it was a beautiful piece of slaughterhouse

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have a little look here i don't think we're missing anything in this room and yeah stay true to form there

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with the uh little roof opening as an opening in the ceiling and we can

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use our shimmy technique here to uh avoid these spinning discs of babylon

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darah dermody thank you very much for the dermis beautiful bit of dermody work there did the old

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woman from shemmy ever find her way to yamamoto's house look we hadn't we hadn't the time to facilitate her

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and eve with the the kind of shite we had to deal with i was just very glad of course to uh

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go through the game in a record setting pace

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and uh you know things like going back to that dojo and not having to arse around lifting up every bit

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of shelf work this that and the other now this is where it goes a little bit indiana jones-esque here

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so we'll just again quick saving the great wall of china and now straight into the mix we've got no sprint

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but we do know that we're gonna be chased by boulders here a couple of dodgy spikes that should be okay

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that's oh and that's what happens you see that's not great at all miss lara croft

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pure deadsville tennessee and there we go that that's what happened to another guy way back when when he was

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trying to do the same thing nice interesting to note a couple of magnum clips there

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and uh another deadly death trap dungeon here let's uh rewind the situation i wonder does she

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get sweeped up like a coin in a fucking arcade nearly said carcades there which would be an interesting

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situation because you know you don't really go to those you don't see many of those arcades unless

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you're at the seaside these days or you're at a you know a family-based amusement arcade and some kind

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of holiday resort those coin pushers which is a quality and classic concept i have to say because

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there is a tv show i think called i don't know what it's called is it called like the big tipper or the big

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tip or i obviously i'm just making that up but i'm not making up the the fact that a tv show exists

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based on those coin push little thing tipping point there you go tipping point would uh would do it but uh

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yeah i said carcade there i mean what a concept sometimes the the best ideas come out of absolute

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thin or fat air and that one's a beautiful one as well uh maybe just putting a fucking coin tipper in

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in the boot of a car remodifying it driving it around towns around the country up and down the country

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and you know just having a my a megaphone saying come and play the coin tip machine it's in the boot

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come and play the coin tip machine it's in the boot come and play the kind tip machine it's in the boot

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come and play the kind tip machine it's in the boot and just wait for people to come and

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you know start playing in the car and here's the other thing keep your foot on the gas

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and wait for some big spender to come along and just drive away with his cash there's there's no

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law against that because there was no contract written up it's all on good it's all done on good faith

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it's a beautiful concept let's get going here i don't want to jeopardize the speed run any longer by

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going off on flights of fucking imagination fancy regarding a brand new carcade concept obviously

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you could begin to develop sorry turn that voice thing off you could develop the concept

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even more and add additional or even if you if you were to get a bigger vehicle you could

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change up the situation change the game

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so to speak by adding different arcade machines you could even have a house of the dead or a time

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crisis machine set up there as well i mean look this could be a situation a stream maybe diverges into

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open photoshop up and let's get conceptualized in some of these great new ideas which brings back a

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community together as well because it's an outside thing and that's not great

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that's not great at all and that's jeopardy that's really put the fucking frighteners on me for the

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speed run let's load that up and look we know what we're doing streets of cage i'm sorry we're

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we're gonna get rolled over here rolled and boned

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uh it's tommy busy what what are his thoughts on the on the carcade look let's just get this over and

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what about this here a left-sided jump lands exactly where you want her to straight into the uh the

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clips up there don't get fucking punctured beautiful stuff and now we can save that again classic craft miss lara croft

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yes i think uh the use of modern controls might actually take away there's our golden or our jade dragon

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provided to us by jade goodie no longer with us thanks jade for doing that and then we can move as well we

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we're going to get a hold of a golden uh dragon right now y2k is after you have francis eric indeed

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y2k could you could actually make that jump to that conclusion but we're actually dealing with

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a real mechanical wonder here this is a a never-ending

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see couple of spinning blades this looked like it was a last-minute decision because i don't think

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these things are even witnessed again in the rest of the game i could be wrong but

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how do they keep going the perpetual motion is insane surely they would lose a little bit of momentum

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and eventually end up just still in the middle here that's nothing not a slight on the manufacturers of

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the game or anything like that but i mean maybe they're motorized or something

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you have to hand it to the chinese whatever whatever you think about them they have

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perpetual motion and mechanics masters they really did a great job and uh they know where to place a few

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fucking spiders as well if i do say so myself apparently there is a t-rex down at the bottom of this uh yoke

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here which i never got to when i was playing it uh you know as a young fella back in the day

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drop down to the bottom again i actually remember trying to play this game

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in 2018 or 2019 on stream and people were disgusted by how bad it looked people were going what the

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fuck is this it's terror it looks absolutely terrible and i was feeling their pain as well because it had not aged

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at all very well i mean look that looks i know it looks better than it did before i was playing it on a on a ps3

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it was four by three bad resolution and whatnot but uh now we've got this situation here

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so if there is a t-rex down there and there is a an extra dragon secret we want to get a grip on it

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i'll save a here and then we'll get going thanks very much there paul meskill your rhetoric will

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smother you any thoughts on the ongoing missing kate royal i think i was asked my opinion on that the last

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day and uh is she still missing or what's the story i mean and who even cares even do you know sounds like a

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a lot of old old old claptrap to be honest you know a lot of people are always saying who cares about the royals this that and the other

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but it seems to be a never-ending

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story maybe it just shows you how there's not much i mean i thought there was some there's better

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more important stuff going on in the world for us to be arsed about that you know

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but maybe the the real happenings are so depressing you know war uh accusations of genocide which

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is a situation ongoing and would make a pretty good decent fucking doom metal band name as well

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or even just any sort of metal band there are a rarity these days you probably won't get them at all

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is this tomb raider one set asomar it is not it's tomb raider dead and as we can see there

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what a sad end to the to the life whereby her head is just

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immersed in a fucking texture box of green

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pummeled

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so there there is a t-rex i'm trying to find it i think i could have found it

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a few years ago when i was playing this but i i'm not sure if they it would have looked that good

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uh so that's that we can't grab onto that very hard to find out what's going on there this is going

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to be the many deaths of miss lara croft miss lara croft who do these people think they are

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uh under the zip line uh says matthew malone thanks very much matthew

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for the uh tip off there it was a a beautiful tip off not one i was expecting to have and another couple

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of spiders have decided to level accusations of arachnidity at us don't worry about them though

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they're gone they they haven't mastered the kind they might have mastered the concept of webs

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and climbing and crawling but dealing with high velocity fucking lead it's not something they're

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they're accustomed to thank you very much their bowling rink can you please shout out tam fam he's a solid

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snake thank you very much um and just to follow up on paul mishkel's questionnaire there this is a bad move here again

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what if i've uh fucked this up

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quite quite literally fucked it up uh could kate middleton have gone the way of poor charlie the munkus

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asks oh thank you very much too paul very very kind of you the the job search is fully aflame you say

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thanks for streaming monkey man that's a beautiful new name that has been dispatched to me i'm not sure

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how i feel about it uh but thank you very much nonetheless for fuck's sake might as well just let her die at this

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stage there's gonna be a lot of deaths here i've uh not really thought this through i thought it was

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gonna be a speed run that was devoid of death but you never know we could reach a guinness world record

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level of deaths in an actual playthrough that hasn't been taken into account too paul thank you very much for

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the tip and lara ashcroft thank you very much as well there a relative no doubt of richard ashcroft

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of um the manc union band who aren't oasis for a fuck's sake miss lara croft uh thank you very much

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anyway to paul and uh paul mishkel i i'm not sure if she's gotten the way of munkus because again there was no carcass found

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regarding regarding munkus himself look it's still out there the the guy could still be out there as i said

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maybe he just fucking found a few lads who were sound and he's just living in a gaff somewhere you know

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just smoking fags and watching sky news or sky sports news just you know just living the life

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for fuck's sake miss lara croft thank you very much there too paul and paul mishkel and lara

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craft and bowling rink so um look here and see what we're dealing with because this is probably the

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seventh time now shimmy to the right says garkel let's have a look there garkel

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eddie hobbs is at the bottom we've been told there by larry runs

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and i'm not purposely killing her there actually it's not what i wanted to do it's all right i see

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now i see and there's a lovely box of flares that's going to really increase our chances of survival i

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wonder how you do this now utilizing the playstation 5 dual sense controller what's the uh because you

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used to have to hold r1 and then select to light a flare so i'm gonna hit i'm gonna just guess and go r1

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and then touch pad to the left no

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what's the button for flare like

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tank controls yeah and how do we see what those controls are twisted

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thank you very much sir uh twisted as the tesco for the tip there hobs is a brazilian socialist now

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says that mark keo haven't heard anything on that news sounds sounds unbelievable if that's the case

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have a little look here pressing the touch pad button that's opening my inventory i don't want to press the

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share button which is a real stupid button there's no flare button in the remaster you can only use them

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in the menu okay thanks very much for the tip off there nigel let's get that going

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touch pad plus r1 for flare says damien i just tried that damien nothing happened so

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there'll be a bit of misinformation going on there in the chat i'm not gonna i'm not going to level

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accusations of disinformity at damien campbell there but it does seem that there's a bit of shite being

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talked bit of bit of slender

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i'd be uh maybe i was doing it wrong you know that happens quite a lot uh if anybody's used to watching

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me play games and doing streams i get a lot wrong is anybody getting lag i hope not because

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it looks as though i'm i'm kicking out a nice 5000 kbps doesn't look like there's any sort of uh lag going on my end

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it could be something to do with your own 4g coverage i'm afraid

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not an awful lot of reading going on

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complains hishy bear now we've reached our first complaint of the day

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from hishy sunak there thank you very much for joining us hishy but i tell you there's gonna be a

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a fair scalp of raiding going on in a minute

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you just you bet your bottom dollar we're gonna oh fuck

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and there you go another situation unfolded there miss lara croft and that's that's hishy or whoever said

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was uh was complaining there that's your that's your fault not mine

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uh big big big development on the shenmue front by the way i probably should have saved this

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news until the game was being played through i did a little bit of a search and i can't believe nobody

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even told me during the playthrough there last week that the guy who played the voice who did the character voice of uh

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of tom let me just show you who he is pause that for a moment shenmue tom actor here we are i have it preloaded because i was so excited

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uh we can put that there a window capture how where is that now put that on

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there he is look this is the guy his name is uh ryan drees so there you go

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that's the situation so now i was thinking if i was to try and do go off on a big tom tan tommy tangent

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i could simply say i'm going to be doing ryan drees's voice now from the game shenmue

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everything's fine everything's fine and then it's could be there for 10 or 20 minutes let's just

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we'll see what how it develops when we uh eventually reach hong kong with siegel and the boys

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uh but that's not today anyway getting back to the task at hand

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i mean i'm doing the voice of a well-known voice actor from jip who lives in japan higgins isn't

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simple thank you very much verner von croix for your kind heart generous tip should have lit a flare here

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for this let's just skip graphics to the old old graphics and you can literally see nothing in the

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old graphics they really were hammer it on hard back in the day when you were on a playstation at least with

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this you can see lara that's it back in the day complete pitch black and i believe i'm told

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there are the t-rex at the bottom

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thank you very very much there verner von croix there the uh evil dutch nothing nothing against the dutch the

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but he was dutch in the game um archaeologist who sold lara down the swanee i believe we need to get

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the uh the player out here it's it's ridiculous beautiful i'm gonna save this as well because if

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this is a t-rex scenario as we've been told then you know that it could go absolutely tits up we don't

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want that to happen straight away off the bat

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right so i mean what would be the uh the main reason of of facing off against t-rex when you didn't have to

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there there's i'm hoping here that um we get some goodies or at least you know a few medipacks or

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something and it's showing me up there for some reason it keeps on the camera keeps on flicking back to that

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the dutch evil scientist jordie cruyp who sold lara a dummy thank you very much there and here he is

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not as emphatic as i thought he was gonna be i thought i was your rhetoric will smother you thank

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you very much for the tip there and this guy is going down to shine town right literally we are in china

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you could classify this as some kind of town let's get a bit of medical package into us there

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and i i've got a feeling we're actually gonna be on our arses here for a lot of the game because

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we're taking damage big time medipacks are scarce doesn't seem as though they're plentiful like in the

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first game is the music off says ian i'm definitely not turning the music off no

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and that was beautiful there you go there is so far there hasn't been any medipacks or anything like

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that i wonder um is there there's our secret down there that's three secrets and that's definitely

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starting as we mean to go on we're hopefully going to achieve all secrets in every area now that is exactly

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where i would benefit from and look at that a few grenades i forgot you get a grenade launcher in this

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game press r1 and then the touch pad is not working uh put that flare on there get one of those lit but i

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forgot you can get a grenade launcher in this which is brilliant news all together for myself

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and have we got another bloody t-rex on the go we do it's a secondary t-rex

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i can hear a couple of tigers as well what i can do is just lure him down here and i'll hide inside this

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yoke where he can't get me

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shooting the walls there

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lovely stuff he's too big too big hard to imagine and believe even this sort of creature existed

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do you know

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wouldn't you just love to be able to have been around or seen when these guys were in town it would have been

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unbelievable

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doing damage killing lads all that crack

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and i wonder is this going to be you know is jurassic park strictly in the realms of sci-fi

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it's definitely not going to happen i mean you can't just you can't say no

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you don't know what the then this is again another reason why it would be great to see how life is in a

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a million years time because they might have developed the concept of regenerating old species

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and and then commodified and commercialized it into a nice little theme park package

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and it's a shame that we're not going to be around to fucking see that

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the next turn of the evolutionary wheel uh as jake i mean how did humans come about after

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t-rex although i suppose there were still yeah okay so humans we developed from the fishes

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does that mean i i suppose yeah when the meteorite wiped out extinctified the uh the dinosaurs

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that that that isn't to say that all species uh and living species on the planet earth were wiped out

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so they continue to develop

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how am i getting out of here

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i'm chilling news there from antonio that marsupials were left after that big wipeout situation

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and big big welcome and shout out there to eddie hobbs there who simply says nature finds a way

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which is an a re that's an eddie hobbs original

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uh there's a fucking ladder somewhere is there

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really wasting going through the flares here like it's no man's business

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uh shout out to kyle johnson also known as sick note

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get a flare going again

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what's the story with um eddie hobbs and brazil is is he in brazil now or something maybe i need to keep

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up with hobbs

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he might actually be doing a power of of good ah there's the ladder there he might actually be doing a

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00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:40,000
power of social media posting and he's like out in brazil doing stuff there is he

400
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:49,680
hobbs watch could even be a brand new stream concept

401
00:49:53,680 --> 00:49:59,840
i hope he's doing a podcast and i i hope to god if he is that he's called it the hobbs cast because that

402
00:49:59,840 --> 00:50:07,440
would be an absolute criminal decision to just simply call it a pod welcome back to the hob and he could

403
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:13,360
call his the collective term for his fans could be the hobgoblins or the hobnobbers

404
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:22,320
or the obsidians which has slightly more sci-fi sticks sound to it as well

405
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:34,400
kind of uh images of hobbs wrapped in tin foil uh you know with the silver gloves going around just

406
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:43,200
fucking with big balls of silver and gold bullion you know like some kind of uh star trek baddie or

407
00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:50,480
something let's let's just move at pace away from these guys they had a little snacking on on lara's legs

408
00:50:50,480 --> 00:50:57,440
there uh but uh it's just not gonna work out for him it hasn't worked out for him it's not gonna work

409
00:50:57,440 --> 00:51:04,320
out for this guy either i think he's got a friend he does but he can't they can't deal with the sheer

410
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:12,320
athleticism of lara croft who's got a fucking home gym built into her house and look at this is what i was

411
00:51:12,320 --> 00:51:19,280
saying to you there it's gonna be a tough run this is not play time

412
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:28,160
at all this is this is a hard hard game to play it that it starts getting very difficult

413
00:51:30,480 --> 00:51:36,000
uh soon enough i i mean i know i'm making it look very very easy here and uh we should have a laptop

414
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:42,000
over here we do it's closed it get ready for a cut scene where it's going to be an an italian man

415
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:48,640
who i think is voiced i'm not sure if he was a legitimate italian man but it does not matter does

416
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:58,560
it it's sound and i mean we saw shen mui it was actually improved because i don't think you would have

417
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:05,040
got anybody to do the voice as good as ryan drees let's just see and we also know that uh in tomb

418
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:12,080
raider 3 as stated in one of the previous tomb raider streams that michael the geordie from uh

419
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:19,040
alan partridge does a few of the voices in that as well conrad 01 here we go thanks very much conrad 01

420
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:33,760
pardon me if that was just your way of trying the doors for me with a tommy gun on my keering

421
00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:42,640
beautiful soft so after you somehow you don't behave like you got to look at his face i understand that

422
00:52:42,640 --> 00:52:47,920
wait wait till you see his old face look so indulge me about the dagger i'd be indebted with your life

423
00:52:49,040 --> 00:52:53,200
these doors his mouth isn't even moving it's just a square block

424
00:52:53,200 --> 00:53:04,560
and then the dagger's blade will honor the hearts of those who believe so unless you pledge your loyalty as well

425
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:12,160
and which one is that to the sins and fortunes of marco bartoli

426
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:17,760
beautiful stuff i never understood this did somebody poison him

427
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:27,280
or did he anticipate did he anticipate that lara was gonna kill him so he drank

428
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:34,560
whatever that is that you drink when you want to when you whatever that was and i'm not sure conrad

429
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:40,560
thank you very much for the tip and jenny bartoli's after you

430
00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:50,560
beautiful stuff and a lovely trophy earned as well i am absolutely aghast at the the sheer speed power

431
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:58,640
and pace of which that that level was taken and look i had no doubt you are as well i mean obviously i'm

432
00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:05,360
not waiting for anybody to to confirm that because i'd say there's a lot of jealousy out there thank you

433
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:14,080
very much life of pablo uh for your tip there who simply said this is lara croft and conrad thank you

434
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:18,480
very much conrad zero one hope you and the uncle tisky had a lovely saint paddy's day on sunday thank you

435
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:27,520
very much uncle tisky didn't make an appearance but papa guinness did papa new guinness huh he uh made two

436
00:54:27,520 --> 00:54:37,120
creamy visits via a draft pump into a beautiful glass settle into the gullet and then gone only two

437
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:44,000
didn't really want to take the piss that much you know and uh thank you very much there people are saying

438
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:49,040
jimmy saying the pace is frightening papa don't preach papa john guinness

439
00:54:54,080 --> 00:55:01,280
lovely stuff but uh interesting there somebody said that lad looks like he's from skeg ness uh regarding

440
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:07,760
the uh the dude that was minding the door does anybody know i'm i'm not sure i missed in the chat there

441
00:55:07,760 --> 00:55:10,720
what that was about did he kill himself on purpose or

442
00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:17,680
it looked like he was taking a swig out of um a hip flask you know

443
00:55:21,280 --> 00:55:26,880
that it would have liquor in it pinhead larry says a toilet duck

444
00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:30,080
cyanide

445
00:55:32,800 --> 00:55:36,000
goebell's job says jake caslow

446
00:55:36,000 --> 00:55:51,440
it really is impossible to know don't even look it's i mean we could wait we could wait for some

447
00:55:51,440 --> 00:56:00,960
time hemlock is a kind of that's a classic thing that's a kind of uh socrates sort of job i don't

448
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:06,800
think is hemlock still going these days can you get a bit of hemlock i mean obviously it would be illegal

449
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:14,240
to buy that but it's to supply it thank you very much scrum diddly dumplings i wonder does it grow wild

450
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:14,640
hemlock

451
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:31,120
that's a spicy hippo blask says figenti beautiful stuff i'm just gonna keep up with the italian uh

452
00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:37,680
theme there and throw a bit of pasta into the gullet because after 25 minutes of sheer

453
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:46,080
unadulterated pace power and deception i'm definitely in need of a a carbohydrate hit the

454
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:50,000
the likes of which has never been seen since last friday afternoon

455
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:58,400
had took a weekend off the pasta myself because it it wasn't working out for me to do it seven days

456
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:08,960
in a row thank you very much ob 10 spot kenobi there miss lara croft

457
00:57:08,960 --> 00:57:22,080
very nice thank you very much sarah for joining us and uh how are you getting on there sarah's vids

458
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and absolute pasta and peace and just put on a little bit of pasta music there sorry

459
00:57:33,520 --> 00:57:38,720
there that's that's beautiful that's exactly what i needed for this beautiful bit of passes it's gonna

460
00:57:38,720 --> 00:57:47,760
be a gonna be a a 45 second pasta break guys welcome welcome back to the welcome back to the speed run

461
00:57:47,760 --> 00:57:56,160
it's going pretty hot not not as hot as this past little hat but i mean a hot sauce on that that's more than having a arrow

462
00:57:57,680 --> 00:58:00,640
hope you're having a great afternoon

463
00:58:00,640 --> 00:58:26,560
big shout out to dorito tips out there thanks very much for the tip

464
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:34,480
miss lara croft miss lara croft

465
00:58:38,480 --> 00:59:04,400
beautiful beautiful stuff

466
00:59:04,400 --> 00:59:16,320
is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good sign to it

467
00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:28,240
you're tuned in welcome back to the stream everybody you're tuned into dal mio days 102.6 fm we're doing

468
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:34,480
a beautiful great wall of china speed run we got all three secrets in 25 minutes some great pasta coming up

469
00:59:38,640 --> 00:59:44,400
big shout out to eric miskela there out in the chat says you're not past the shore you're only getting going

470
00:59:44,400 --> 00:59:54,320
gold trophy emoji how are you getting on there paddy the champire barry ryan simply says al dente

471
00:59:54,320 --> 01:00:04,240
on today at the air

472
01:00:04,240 --> 01:00:16,240
another beautiful tip came in there a ms la a ms named lara croft so thanks very much for the tip there sorry

473
01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:42,160
loving that sensual mandalarian loot based machine noise there welcome back to the stream we were uh going

474
01:00:42,160 --> 01:01:10,080
going straight into the next level now this is venice via cara velli venice and look at that loading screen it's it's beautiful stuff as we land in a fucking disused lane way down the back of a venetian block of flats or a venetian block of houses i don't think they have blocks of flats out there i was there once it wasn't great to be well it was beautiful but i mean it was over the place was overran

475
01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:20,000
overran with tourists and we can see there look we've got a situation on the wall which is exactly the same symbol

476
01:01:20,000 --> 01:01:35,520
we saw on the door out in china so that's beginning to be well as we've got a doberman and that's him gone he really wasn't anything to us whatsoever that guy

477
01:01:35,520 --> 01:01:48,960
scott overton how was your weekend mine nice and he had red eyes i'm not sure if uh dobermans in reality do have red eyes let's see how he looked in the previous form

478
01:01:48,960 --> 01:01:58,880
very blocky let's not hold that against him isn't it amazing how far it's come now look i mean you were dealing with

479
01:01:58,880 --> 01:02:11,760
little squares little pixels of detail i mean that would have been done and then wrapped around the texture or the the image would have been made and then wrapped around a

480
01:02:11,760 --> 01:02:21,680
a fucking box or a model of a dog i don't know what i'm talking about i actually don't have any idea of how that was done i was just making that up

481
01:02:21,680 --> 01:02:29,600
but uh let's see how far we go as far as i know that the guy up here was wearing a mask like um leo dicaprio in some

482
01:02:30,720 --> 01:02:37,120
film the man in the iron mask have a look here he's probably already there waiting for us yeah that's great stuff

483
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:46,880
reminds me of um one of the baddies from the movie mask but he actually doesn't wear a mask in that movie

484
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:54,000
he's got a he's got a silencer a giant silencer on those uh pishle

485
01:02:56,000 --> 01:03:02,640
beautiful stuff vega from street fighter that's that's definitely a reference there that i would have

486
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:09,680
thought in my mind uh tommy rubinson thank you very much there that's beautiful stuff i want to see

487
01:03:09,680 --> 01:03:14,240
what he's dealing with here if we go back to old graphics look at the state of that mask terrible

488
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:24,880
pablo how are you thank you very much i it's actually more frightening to see that than this

489
01:03:26,160 --> 01:03:33,680
they all look like uh characters from that the game fortnight just like friendly cartoon faces on them

490
01:03:34,800 --> 01:03:40,720
whereas that was definitely more terrifying to me anyway you know as a child playing that and seeing

491
01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:46,880
this guy knocking around the only thing was he's got the old mf doom mask on the only thing was he was

492
01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:53,760
not much of a threat from that far up he just definitely got fucking creamed i think there could be another

493
01:03:53,760 --> 01:03:57,200
doberman around the corner here so we just need to make sure we don't get iced

494
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:10,000
and he's actually doing well the fucker he's doing well he's doing well thank you very much for the tip

495
01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:16,800
there uh mammy wake up i've re-wet the bog you say thank you very much for the tip so i mean i after me

496
01:04:16,800 --> 01:04:22,160
they're giving it the big bamboozle about how easy this guy is to kill it seems as though he's got he's

497
01:04:22,160 --> 01:04:28,320
got form and he can he can take control of you if you're not careful yeah he's doing well what's the

498
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:40,240
story here it's never happened to me in the the previous area uh fucking hell thank you very much anguish

499
01:04:40,240 --> 01:04:48,240
panda unbelievable stuff all together thank you very much for that miss lara croft glorious tip

500
01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:56,800
holy schmoly and this is what we're dealing with look we're i said i wasn't gonna use cheats

501
01:04:58,400 --> 01:05:04,560
i don't want to have to use them i do know a big burly fella with a baseball bat comes out here a couple

502
01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:08,000
dogs let's get a good look at this guy

503
01:05:10,720 --> 01:05:17,040
he's doing well he's doing well for himself but yet again it's a situation where his face used to be a

504
01:05:17,040 --> 01:05:27,280
lot scarier look at that you just don't want to have to face that down a dark alley in venice at any time

505
01:05:28,240 --> 01:05:41,840
you know wow it is steward sheffey gridring 741 fair play to you there for making that come i've never seen such a it's like if you wanted to put stew in a game it's exactly stew look

506
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:45,200
handheld gaming devices nintendo's game boy

507
01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:55,600
thank you very much there uh junkie cat nintendo's game boy would would um handheld gaming devices tom have

508
01:05:55,600 --> 01:06:05,040
any interest in a new total transport holiday shinkansen bullet train in japan would blow his cap off wow

509
01:06:06,160 --> 01:06:12,080
i mean look that's a that's even more stew it there that's even more stewified if you go if you look at him

510
01:06:12,880 --> 01:06:19,280
from that imagine stew went on steroids back in the day and moved to italy

511
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:30,240
and just was like i've got a handheld baseball bat device i i've just not looked at the chat but

512
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:37,040
already people have already said that clone named gibsel handheld clubbing device game boy

513
01:06:38,960 --> 01:06:41,360
you know you're not a raider are you no i'm not

514
01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:44,400
beautiful stuff

515
01:06:44,400 --> 01:06:46,080
Nintendo Game Boy

516
01:06:46,080 --> 01:06:47,760
Nintendo Game Boy

517
01:06:47,760 --> 01:06:49,480
um

518
01:06:49,480 --> 01:06:52,780
thank you very much for the tip there

519
01:06:52,780 --> 01:06:53,780
Anguish Panda again

520
01:06:53,780 --> 01:06:56,640
and Junkie Cat asking if Tom would go on

521
01:06:56,640 --> 01:06:58,700
another total transport

522
01:06:58,700 --> 01:07:00,640
I think those things are just like

523
01:07:00,640 --> 01:07:02,940
let's just hope for the best

524
01:07:02,940 --> 01:07:04,940
because I can't ever

525
01:07:04,940 --> 01:07:06,920
really I mean I have nothing to do with the man

526
01:07:06,920 --> 01:07:08,800
himself but I'm speaking on behalf of the man here

527
01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,140
I don't like to do that but I mean

528
01:07:10,140 --> 01:07:12,940
he is a man who acts on a whim

529
01:07:12,940 --> 01:07:14,400
do you know that kind of way

530
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:16,920
seems to be a kind of person who

531
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:19,100
likes to go where the mood

532
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:20,840
takes and not necessarily

533
01:07:20,840 --> 01:07:22,960
doing it out of

534
01:07:22,960 --> 01:07:24,880
some sort of like duty

535
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:26,980
you know because

536
01:07:26,980 --> 01:07:28,860
then it runs its course

537
01:07:28,860 --> 01:07:30,220
and another thing was

538
01:07:30,220 --> 01:07:33,040
more and more now I'm seeing videos

539
01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,080
and clips of people going outdoors

540
01:07:35,080 --> 01:07:36,980
and doing streams in public and stuff

541
01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:39,280
and a lot of them are fucking wankers

542
01:07:39,280 --> 01:07:40,440
so I mean

543
01:07:40,440 --> 01:07:43,280
it's it I'd say it'd be hard to really

544
01:07:43,280 --> 01:07:45,720
not be pigeonholed in that sort of

545
01:07:45,720 --> 01:07:48,500
wanker box

546
01:07:48,500 --> 01:07:51,920
uh I mean I I know it's the uncle

547
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:53,620
and I I love him to bits

548
01:07:53,620 --> 01:07:55,500
I know he's not a wanker

549
01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,500
but I mean if I was to come across

550
01:07:57,500 --> 01:07:58,380
someone who was

551
01:07:58,380 --> 01:08:01,380
uh-huh out and about and just uh fucking

552
01:08:01,380 --> 01:08:05,240
getting in the way and he with camera and all this sort of stuff I'd probably

553
01:08:05,240 --> 01:08:07,120
you know it'd be annoying

554
01:08:07,120 --> 01:08:16,600
but I know that he hasn't he isn't intent on causing any trouble for people and he tries to keep it um

555
01:08:16,600 --> 01:08:18,660
keep it low key

556
01:08:18,660 --> 01:08:20,820
as the

557
01:08:20,820 --> 01:08:22,160
parlance of our times

558
01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,840
but still the

559
01:08:24,840 --> 01:08:26,960
very sight

560
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,020
of it is kind of sickening

561
01:08:29,020 --> 01:08:30,500
to me on a visceral level

562
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,700
as some sort of sign of where

563
01:08:32,700 --> 01:08:33,920
society has gone to

564
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:36,740
but I mean if you started

565
01:08:36,740 --> 01:08:38,540
if you worried all the time

566
01:08:38,540 --> 01:08:40,860
about what society was thinking you'd never

567
01:08:40,860 --> 01:08:43,020
do anything so therein lies the rub

568
01:08:43,020 --> 01:08:44,960
therein lies the rub

569
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:45,460
with that

570
01:08:45,460 --> 01:08:47,660
and you know

571
01:08:47,660 --> 01:08:50,720
you only live once and you might be dead

572
01:08:50,720 --> 01:08:52,840
tomorrow are you going to

573
01:08:52,840 --> 01:08:54,860
die or you know

574
01:08:54,860 --> 01:08:56,860
wishing or wondering

575
01:08:56,860 --> 01:08:59,000
you should have and could have and done

576
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:00,900
all this other

577
01:09:00,900 --> 01:09:01,580
stuff you know

578
01:09:01,580 --> 01:09:04,780
and what's to say Tom could just

579
01:09:04,780 --> 01:09:06,420
go and have a total transport

580
01:09:06,420 --> 01:09:07,660
trip of his own

581
01:09:07,660 --> 01:09:10,060
and he wouldn't have to be

582
01:09:10,060 --> 01:09:12,800
he could just do it doesn't have to not everything has to be

583
01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,140
put on the internet

584
01:09:14,140 --> 01:09:17,880
you know it looks kind of like a glorification

585
01:09:17,880 --> 01:09:18,520
sort of thing

586
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:21,100
like look at how class I am doing stuff

587
01:09:21,100 --> 01:09:23,540
so

588
01:09:23,540 --> 01:09:25,940
I like the idea of it

589
01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:28,520
but who knows

590
01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:30,140
I wonder

591
01:09:30,140 --> 01:09:32,240
what the sentiment is out there

592
01:09:32,240 --> 01:09:34,580
I mean obviously it's a

593
01:09:34,580 --> 01:09:36,820
I think everyone's going to say go

594
01:09:36,820 --> 01:09:39,240
I'm never going to have anyone say no

595
01:09:39,240 --> 01:09:40,880
because it's a kind of

596
01:09:40,880 --> 01:09:42,980
let's have more videos

597
01:09:42,980 --> 01:09:44,080
sort of situation

598
01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:47,400
which there is a side as we see in every

599
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:51,800
fuck now that was some glass shatteringly loud

600
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:55,080
glass shattering there I wasn't anticipating that

601
01:09:55,080 --> 01:09:56,840
sorry if it startled anyone

602
01:09:56,840 --> 01:10:03,320
there's always as we see with elections and referenda

603
01:10:03,320 --> 01:10:06,800
there's a silent majority

604
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:10,900
just because they're not expressing their opinion doesn't mean there's opinion

605
01:10:10,900 --> 01:10:13,320
there isn't that opinion out there

606
01:10:13,320 --> 01:10:15,860
but what I will say

607
01:10:15,860 --> 01:10:18,240
and what I can say about Tom Arras is

608
01:10:18,240 --> 01:10:19,220
the uncle

609
01:10:19,220 --> 01:10:21,660
he tries his very best

610
01:10:21,660 --> 01:10:23,260
to be courteous

611
01:10:23,260 --> 01:10:25,100
dignified

612
01:10:25,100 --> 01:10:26,560
and

613
01:10:26,560 --> 01:10:29,160
unobnoxious

614
01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:30,740
as possible

615
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:31,260
so I mean

616
01:10:31,260 --> 01:10:33,460
we missed a switch I believe down here

617
01:10:33,460 --> 01:10:34,240
which opens that

618
01:10:34,240 --> 01:10:35,360
I'm not particularly too sure

619
01:10:35,360 --> 01:10:36,800
he does his best

620
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:37,580
and that's all

621
01:10:37,580 --> 01:10:38,980
that's all he can do

622
01:10:38,980 --> 01:10:40,020
so

623
01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,500
if it does happen

624
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:42,380
again

625
01:10:42,380 --> 01:10:44,180
then it'll be with that

626
01:10:44,180 --> 01:10:45,080
sort of fucking

627
01:10:45,080 --> 01:10:46,720
mental

628
01:10:46,720 --> 01:10:49,720
what would you call that

629
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,540
fortitude

630
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:51,920
and

631
01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:53,200
and mentality

632
01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:55,400
would be with that

633
01:10:55,400 --> 01:10:55,960
mentality

634
01:10:55,960 --> 01:10:56,500
now what

635
01:10:56,500 --> 01:10:57,660
how have we not got

636
01:10:57,660 --> 01:10:59,220
into this yoke here

637
01:10:59,220 --> 01:11:01,140
we have to jump across the awning

638
01:11:01,140 --> 01:11:07,440
well you see Conrad one

639
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:09,120
sometimes

640
01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:11,320
you don't know what you're walking into

641
01:11:11,320 --> 01:11:11,780
do you know

642
01:11:11,780 --> 01:11:14,760
you don't know what you're walking into

643
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:17,680
and they could have signposted it as well

644
01:11:17,680 --> 01:11:18,940
as far as

645
01:11:18,940 --> 01:11:19,640
I mean

646
01:11:19,640 --> 01:11:21,220
as far as I was concerned

647
01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:21,620
there

648
01:11:21,620 --> 01:11:23,340
Tom was having a day out

649
01:11:23,340 --> 01:11:24,600
looking at the Reichstag

650
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:26,820
we all know what happened at the Reichstag

651
01:11:26,820 --> 01:11:27,280
don't we

652
01:11:27,280 --> 01:11:28,240
I don't need to go in

653
01:11:28,240 --> 01:11:29,520
into detail there

654
01:11:29,520 --> 01:11:31,180
didn't know

655
01:11:31,180 --> 01:11:33,060
didn't know it had been transformed

656
01:11:33,060 --> 01:11:34,160
or at least Tom

657
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,860
didn't know it had been transformed

658
01:11:35,860 --> 01:11:36,800
since

659
01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:38,860
into something else

660
01:11:38,860 --> 01:11:41,760
and look

661
01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:44,280
you can see it was an innocent mistake

662
01:11:44,280 --> 01:11:45,920
now let's find out

663
01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,860
where we go from here on in

664
01:11:47,860 --> 01:11:48,560
there is a bloody

665
01:11:48,560 --> 01:11:50,740
maybe I have to run

666
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:52,200
and jump on that awning there

667
01:11:52,200 --> 01:12:01,560
oh there's a button down here

668
01:12:01,560 --> 01:12:02,160
I get you

669
01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,360
hit the wrong

670
01:12:03,360 --> 01:12:05,220
tell you I thought it was the Reichstag

671
01:12:05,220 --> 01:12:07,080
that day Tom walked into it

672
01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:08,820
it was the wrong stag

673
01:12:08,820 --> 01:12:11,400
robbing that joke there

674
01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:12,760
from Wonky Kong

675
01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:13,460
thanks for that

676
01:12:13,460 --> 01:12:15,000
and the Schmel of Wands

677
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,260
thank you very much there

678
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:18,080
I hope you're getting on well

679
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:19,100
speaking in the spur of the moment

680
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:20,700
was the German trip stream

681
01:12:20,700 --> 01:12:21,860
planned long in advance

682
01:12:21,860 --> 01:12:22,860
or a notion

683
01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:24,160
I can safely

684
01:12:24,160 --> 01:12:24,980
bet

685
01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:26,700
that it was a notion

686
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,460
a complete and utter notion

687
01:12:29,460 --> 01:12:31,100
I think also

688
01:12:31,100 --> 01:12:33,620
great thanks

689
01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:35,120
must be dispatched towards

690
01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,000
Anaconda G

691
01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:37,020
for that tip

692
01:12:37,020 --> 01:12:38,340
very kind to you

693
01:12:38,340 --> 01:12:40,700
thank you very much

694
01:12:40,700 --> 01:12:41,100
and

695
01:12:41,100 --> 01:12:43,540
you think about chat topics

696
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:44,000
on the net

697
01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:44,620
you think what

698
01:12:44,620 --> 01:12:44,980
you're thinking

699
01:12:44,980 --> 01:12:46,120
scrum diddly dumplings

700
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:47,000
thanks for the tip

701
01:12:47,000 --> 01:12:48,680
you're thinking Reichstag

702
01:12:48,680 --> 01:12:49,980
you're thinking memorials

703
01:12:49,980 --> 01:12:51,520
but you don't tend to think

704
01:12:51,520 --> 01:12:53,200
about the hip hop memorial

705
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,660
we've got another dog

706
01:12:55,660 --> 01:12:56,540
coming at us

707
01:12:56,540 --> 01:12:56,860
I think

708
01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:57,760
leveling accusations

709
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,560
of snappery and bitery

710
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:00,080
possibly

711
01:13:00,080 --> 01:13:01,960
I thought I could hear him there

712
01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:02,820
but I can't see him

713
01:13:02,820 --> 01:13:04,880
where was I

714
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:05,680
yeah I think

715
01:13:05,680 --> 01:13:07,000
I'm gonna safely bet

716
01:13:07,000 --> 01:13:07,980
it was a spur of the moment

717
01:13:07,980 --> 01:13:09,360
and it was also

718
01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:11,000
a result of a bottleneck

719
01:13:11,000 --> 01:13:11,360
you know

720
01:13:11,360 --> 01:13:12,740
of not doing any streams

721
01:13:12,740 --> 01:13:15,620
the problem with the

722
01:13:15,620 --> 01:13:16,980
the whole streaming thing

723
01:13:16,980 --> 01:13:17,860
I found was that

724
01:13:17,860 --> 01:13:19,980
it made

725
01:13:19,980 --> 01:13:22,580
no sense to come back

726
01:13:22,580 --> 01:13:23,460
or at least

727
01:13:23,460 --> 01:13:24,840
I'd say that's what Tom thought

728
01:13:24,840 --> 01:13:26,240
and just do a bog standard

729
01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:27,260
video game stream

730
01:13:27,260 --> 01:13:27,420
and

731
01:13:27,420 --> 01:13:28,880
this is why I'm doing

732
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:29,760
a stream like now

733
01:13:29,760 --> 01:13:31,100
I mean I know it's not a

734
01:13:31,100 --> 01:13:31,960
Tomb Raider

735
01:13:31,960 --> 01:13:32,560
it's not

736
01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:33,660
Shenmue

737
01:13:33,660 --> 01:13:35,360
it's not Fallout

738
01:13:35,360 --> 01:13:36,400
even though that's installed

739
01:13:36,400 --> 01:13:37,620
it's not gonna be up there

740
01:13:37,620 --> 01:13:38,980
with the greatest of games

741
01:13:38,980 --> 01:13:39,860
at all

742
01:13:39,860 --> 01:13:41,660
but it's a stream nonetheless

743
01:13:41,660 --> 01:13:42,980
and I feel as though

744
01:13:42,980 --> 01:13:44,220
keeping up

745
01:13:44,220 --> 01:13:46,080
you know

746
01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:47,320
a level of doing the streams

747
01:13:47,320 --> 01:13:47,880
fucking hell

748
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:50,320
I think it's more

749
01:13:50,320 --> 01:13:51,180
it's more important

750
01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:51,980
to keep up

751
01:13:51,980 --> 01:13:53,300
the streams

752
01:13:53,300 --> 01:13:54,040
than it is

753
01:13:54,040 --> 01:13:55,800
that's wrong

754
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:56,840
because I want the content

755
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,460
to be good as well

756
01:13:57,460 --> 01:13:59,280
but what happened was

757
01:13:59,280 --> 01:14:00,580
there was a mental block

758
01:14:00,580 --> 01:14:01,080
whereby

759
01:14:01,080 --> 01:14:02,740
the streams didn't want

760
01:14:02,740 --> 01:14:03,800
to occur anymore

761
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:05,840
because they didn't seem

762
01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:06,420
original

763
01:14:06,420 --> 01:14:08,580
or worthy of doing

764
01:14:08,580 --> 01:14:09,780
and then a week

765
01:14:09,780 --> 01:14:10,980
turned into two weeks

766
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,080
of without a stream

767
01:14:12,080 --> 01:14:12,640
then two weeks

768
01:14:12,640 --> 01:14:13,380
turned into a month

769
01:14:13,380 --> 01:14:14,100
then months

770
01:14:14,100 --> 01:14:14,900
turned into six months

771
01:14:14,900 --> 01:14:15,860
before you know it

772
01:14:15,860 --> 01:14:17,280
it was nearly nine months

773
01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:18,560
without doing any streams

774
01:14:18,560 --> 01:14:19,540
because

775
01:14:19,540 --> 01:14:21,720
I'd put some sort of

776
01:14:21,720 --> 01:14:24,420
I was trapped in some sort of

777
01:14:24,420 --> 01:14:25,540
mental octagon

778
01:14:25,540 --> 01:14:27,220
that what was going on

779
01:14:27,220 --> 01:14:28,440
was not good enough

780
01:14:28,440 --> 01:14:33,960
and then a BBC travel

781
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:35,600
a BBC news channel

782
01:14:35,600 --> 01:14:37,540
a guy doing a travel show

783
01:14:37,540 --> 01:14:38,220
was saying

784
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:41,760
it's simply the greatest deal

785
01:14:41,760 --> 01:14:42,920
in the world

786
01:14:42,920 --> 01:14:45,120
nine euro

787
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:47,620
will get you anywhere you want

788
01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,580
in Germany this summer

789
01:14:49,580 --> 01:14:51,800
and saw that

790
01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:52,520
and I was thinking

791
01:14:52,520 --> 01:14:54,020
well at least

792
01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:55,560
Tommy probably saw that

793
01:14:55,560 --> 01:14:55,900
and thought

794
01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:57,600
that's great

795
01:14:57,600 --> 01:14:58,180
or Tommy

796
01:14:58,180 --> 01:14:59,180
are you there yourself now

797
01:14:59,180 --> 01:14:59,940
to give it from

798
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:01,100
the horse's mouth

799
01:15:01,100 --> 01:15:03,280
how you getting on

800
01:15:03,280 --> 01:15:03,920
what's the story

801
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,940
can you tell us

802
01:15:05,940 --> 01:15:06,320
what the

803
01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,920
what the genesis of that was

804
01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:08,660
and it wasn't

805
01:15:08,660 --> 01:15:10,080
it wasn't 18 euro

806
01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:10,700
was it not

807
01:15:10,700 --> 01:15:13,040
wasn't 18 euro

808
01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:14,380
people in the chat

809
01:15:14,380 --> 01:15:15,520
they're leveling accusations

810
01:15:15,520 --> 01:15:16,460
of 18 or me

811
01:15:16,460 --> 01:15:17,900
it was not

812
01:15:17,900 --> 01:15:18,680
it was a pure

813
01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:19,840
nine euro situation

814
01:15:19,840 --> 01:15:21,440
you're right in saying

815
01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:22,480
I did see

816
01:15:22,480 --> 01:15:25,200
a travel man

817
01:15:25,200 --> 01:15:26,460
on the TV

818
01:15:26,460 --> 01:15:27,060
say

819
01:15:27,060 --> 01:15:30,220
it's simply the greatest deal

820
01:15:30,220 --> 01:15:31,680
of this travel century

821
01:15:31,680 --> 01:15:33,540
all around Germany

822
01:15:33,540 --> 01:15:35,160
for nine euro ticket

823
01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,000
and I thought to myself

824
01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:38,040
mmm

825
01:15:38,040 --> 01:15:41,100
I'll have a slice of that pie

826
01:15:41,100 --> 01:15:43,080
whether it's cold

827
01:15:43,080 --> 01:15:43,720
or it's hot

828
01:15:43,720 --> 01:15:46,740
beautiful beautiful

829
01:15:46,740 --> 01:15:48,000
sentiments there Tom

830
01:15:48,000 --> 01:15:48,940
and

831
01:15:48,940 --> 01:15:50,800
well done for doing that

832
01:15:50,800 --> 01:15:51,140
anyway

833
01:15:51,140 --> 01:15:52,020
it really got you

834
01:15:52,020 --> 01:15:52,720
out of a rut

835
01:15:52,720 --> 01:15:54,020
and it really brought

836
01:15:54,020 --> 01:15:55,280
the streams out of a rut

837
01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,060
but only for the rut

838
01:15:58,060 --> 01:15:58,960
and rot

839
01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,640
to set in

840
01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:00,320
not too long

841
01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:01,000
after that

842
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,100
indeed

843
01:16:03,100 --> 01:16:04,100
then the problem

844
01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:05,200
with that was

845
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:05,760
having

846
01:16:05,760 --> 01:16:06,860
absolutely gone

847
01:16:06,860 --> 01:16:07,560
all out

848
01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:08,480
and gone to Germany

849
01:16:08,480 --> 01:16:09,360
and done all that

850
01:16:09,360 --> 01:16:10,700
then

851
01:16:10,700 --> 01:16:11,260
that

852
01:16:11,260 --> 01:16:12,440
how do you top that

853
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:13,620
so then it became

854
01:16:13,620 --> 01:16:14,940
another mental octagon

855
01:16:14,940 --> 01:16:15,740
I would imagine

856
01:16:15,740 --> 01:16:16,680
I mean

857
01:16:16,680 --> 01:16:18,180
who are we talking about

858
01:16:18,180 --> 01:16:19,300
who had this mental octagon

859
01:16:19,300 --> 01:16:19,940
me or you

860
01:16:19,940 --> 01:16:22,420
I have a notion

861
01:16:22,420 --> 01:16:23,100
at this stage

862
01:16:23,100 --> 01:16:23,420
it's

863
01:16:23,420 --> 01:16:24,500
it's taken so many

864
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:25,540
it's like a myriad

865
01:16:25,540 --> 01:16:26,320
maze

866
01:16:26,320 --> 01:16:27,280
at the moment

867
01:16:27,280 --> 01:16:28,540
and I can't even remember

868
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,460
what

869
01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,140
I don't even know

870
01:16:30,140 --> 01:16:30,880
what we're on about now

871
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,360
but we flicked a switch anyway

872
01:16:32,360 --> 01:16:33,660
and let's fucking go

873
01:16:33,660 --> 01:16:35,260
can we smash these

874
01:16:35,260 --> 01:16:36,820
we can't

875
01:16:36,820 --> 01:16:38,760
that's not happening

876
01:16:38,760 --> 01:16:40,840
but what I do know

877
01:16:40,840 --> 01:16:42,180
or what I can say is

878
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,740
let's get inside

879
01:16:43,740 --> 01:16:44,660
that boat down there

880
01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,640
and go for a spin

881
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,740
around the Venetian

882
01:16:46,740 --> 01:16:47,580
canals

883
01:16:47,580 --> 01:16:48,680
it's a beautiful canal

884
01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:51,900
and it gets flooded

885
01:16:51,900 --> 01:16:52,420
every year

886
01:16:52,420 --> 01:16:53,280
it's gonna be sinking

887
01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:54,560
can you believe that

888
01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,060
the entirety of that

889
01:16:56,060 --> 01:16:57,360
UNESCO heritage

890
01:16:57,360 --> 01:16:58,520
site

891
01:16:58,520 --> 01:16:59,440
known as Venice

892
01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,520
is

893
01:17:00,520 --> 01:17:02,160
under siege

894
01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,220
I wonder if we

895
01:17:03,220 --> 01:17:04,220
did we flick that switch

896
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:04,920
maybe we didn't

897
01:17:04,920 --> 01:17:06,540
we were talking so much shite

898
01:17:06,540 --> 01:17:08,600
main approver of stuff

899
01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:09,340
thank you very much

900
01:17:09,340 --> 01:17:09,980
for the tip there

901
01:17:09,980 --> 01:17:11,560
because Frank

902
01:17:11,560 --> 01:17:13,060
thank you very much

903
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:14,720
there for the tip

904
01:17:14,720 --> 01:17:16,940
Francis took your advice

905
01:17:16,940 --> 01:17:17,960
and gave a listen to the

906
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:19,660
two-part industrial revolution

907
01:17:19,660 --> 01:17:20,980
in our time episodes

908
01:17:20,980 --> 01:17:22,400
Melvin Bragg sure gave that

909
01:17:22,400 --> 01:17:23,580
lady a tongue lashing

910
01:17:23,580 --> 01:17:25,300
about her lack of

911
01:17:25,300 --> 01:17:27,740
18th century coal knowledge

912
01:17:27,740 --> 01:17:28,540
unbelievable

913
01:17:28,540 --> 01:17:29,960
unbelievable he really

914
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:31,860
really didn't like

915
01:17:31,860 --> 01:17:33,420
that she didn't mention that

916
01:17:33,420 --> 01:17:34,460
was I right in saying

917
01:17:34,460 --> 01:17:36,740
that it was about coal

918
01:17:36,740 --> 01:17:38,080
I mean as far as I can remember

919
01:17:38,080 --> 01:17:38,820
that was the crack

920
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:47,620
how apt was that tip message there

921
01:17:47,620 --> 01:17:49,220
because I'm asking a question

922
01:17:49,220 --> 01:17:50,060
I want answers

923
01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,000
I want them fast

924
01:17:51,000 --> 01:17:52,220
because this is my ass on the line

925
01:17:52,220 --> 01:17:53,520
you could say it when I'm streaming

926
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:55,560
I need to have the right answers

927
01:17:55,560 --> 01:17:56,940
because my ass is on the line here

928
01:17:56,940 --> 01:18:00,160
Rassanen thank you very much

929
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:00,680
for the tip

930
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:02,320
and none other

931
01:18:02,320 --> 01:18:04,660
than Ryanair flash sale

932
01:18:04,660 --> 01:18:05,460
thank you very much

933
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:06,700
how you love the old game

934
01:18:06,700 --> 01:18:08,840
single player streams

935
01:18:08,840 --> 01:18:09,600
you have a tendency

936
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:10,600
to play games

937
01:18:10,600 --> 01:18:11,220
I want to play

938
01:18:11,220 --> 01:18:12,240
that are in the pipeline

939
01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:15,240
but clean CBA to play them

940
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:17,640
so I love to see them coming up

941
01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:20,120
from yourself

942
01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:20,860
thank you very much

943
01:18:20,860 --> 01:18:21,720
no I can

944
01:18:21,720 --> 01:18:23,140
I can be arsed

945
01:18:23,140 --> 01:18:24,520
I think CBAs can't be arsed

946
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:24,800
isn't it

947
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,060
I can be arsed myself

948
01:18:26,060 --> 01:18:26,680
if

949
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:28,200
look at this

950
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,040
I mean I'm chatting away

951
01:18:29,040 --> 01:18:30,660
it's almost like muscle memory

952
01:18:30,660 --> 01:18:32,540
these early levels of Tomb Raider 2

953
01:18:32,540 --> 01:18:33,560
where I know what I'm doing

954
01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,160
it could be done a lot faster

955
01:18:35,160 --> 01:18:36,000
that's for sure

956
01:18:36,000 --> 01:18:37,180
but I mean

957
01:18:37,180 --> 01:18:38,280
it just ticks along

958
01:18:38,280 --> 01:18:39,200
at a nice pace

959
01:18:39,200 --> 01:18:40,360
and

960
01:18:40,360 --> 01:18:42,060
I have to say

961
01:18:42,060 --> 01:18:43,320
it's a great job

962
01:18:43,320 --> 01:18:44,060
they've done on it

963
01:18:44,060 --> 01:18:46,680
it's as you remember the game

964
01:18:46,680 --> 01:18:47,740
and not like this

965
01:18:47,740 --> 01:18:49,020
which is how it actually is

966
01:18:49,020 --> 01:18:50,180
which doesn't look too bad now

967
01:18:50,180 --> 01:18:51,060
but there are some moments

968
01:18:51,060 --> 01:18:52,760
that you're simply going

969
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:54,860
what the fuck is going on here

970
01:18:54,860 --> 01:18:56,500
what is that meant to be

971
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:57,960
it doesn't even look right

972
01:18:57,960 --> 01:19:03,020
lovely stuff

973
01:19:03,020 --> 01:19:05,180
just flip between the two there

974
01:19:05,180 --> 01:19:09,300
and thank you there

975
01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:10,020
Ryan Clark

976
01:19:10,020 --> 01:19:11,060
for saying that

977
01:19:11,060 --> 01:19:12,280
any stream is good

978
01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:12,900
I know that

979
01:19:12,900 --> 01:19:14,140
I just want to keep up

980
01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:16,920
a run of them

981
01:19:16,920 --> 01:19:18,080
consistency

982
01:19:18,080 --> 01:19:20,420
I put a high price

983
01:19:20,420 --> 01:19:21,100
on consistency

984
01:19:21,100 --> 01:19:21,760
and then

985
01:19:21,760 --> 01:19:23,300
when it's gone

986
01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:23,940
for a while

987
01:19:23,940 --> 01:19:25,620
it's like a habit

988
01:19:25,620 --> 01:19:26,920
you need to keep going

989
01:19:26,920 --> 01:19:27,200
as well

990
01:19:27,200 --> 01:19:28,580
sometimes you need to just

991
01:19:28,580 --> 01:19:29,900
do it

992
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:30,280
because

993
01:19:30,280 --> 01:19:32,000
obviously

994
01:19:32,000 --> 01:19:33,500
you lose track of it

995
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,340
look at Bartelli

996
01:19:34,340 --> 01:19:34,940
it says on

997
01:19:34,940 --> 01:19:35,700
on the boat there

998
01:19:35,700 --> 01:19:36,400
we're going to take out

999
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:37,560
the man in the iron mask

1000
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:38,400
hopefully he'll drop

1001
01:19:38,400 --> 01:19:39,320
as a medipack

1002
01:19:39,320 --> 01:19:40,260
but he's definitely doing

1003
01:19:40,260 --> 01:19:41,680
savage damage to us

1004
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:42,740
right now

1005
01:19:42,740 --> 01:19:43,960
savage damage

1006
01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:45,900
is another beautiful

1007
01:19:45,900 --> 01:19:47,020
name for a band

1008
01:19:47,020 --> 01:19:49,080
we've already had

1009
01:19:49,080 --> 01:19:50,840
accusations of genocide

1010
01:19:50,840 --> 01:19:52,080
for anybody who's

1011
01:19:52,080 --> 01:19:53,060
thinking of starting up

1012
01:19:53,060 --> 01:19:54,120
a death metal band

1013
01:19:54,120 --> 01:19:55,120
or a doom metal

1014
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,040
or any sort of

1015
01:19:56,040 --> 01:19:56,860
genre of metal

1016
01:19:56,860 --> 01:20:01,200
but savage damage

1017
01:20:01,200 --> 01:20:02,220
could definitely be

1018
01:20:02,220 --> 01:20:02,520
something

1019
01:20:02,520 --> 01:20:03,760
as well

1020
01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:04,880
and this is a

1021
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:05,800
different kind of

1022
01:20:05,800 --> 01:20:06,520
guy in a mask

1023
01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:08,200
who's a slightly

1024
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:09,560
more luxurious

1025
01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,200
ponytail dude

1026
01:20:11,200 --> 01:20:12,340
different hair colour

1027
01:20:12,340 --> 01:20:14,560
it's a suspect

1028
01:20:14,560 --> 01:20:15,400
looking ponytail

1029
01:20:15,400 --> 01:20:16,220
I will say that

1030
01:20:16,220 --> 01:20:17,600
it's solid

1031
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:18,640
and it doesn't look

1032
01:20:18,640 --> 01:20:19,220
like it's moving

1033
01:20:19,220 --> 01:20:19,620
around

1034
01:20:19,620 --> 01:20:20,920
very much

1035
01:20:20,920 --> 01:20:22,060
let's see

1036
01:20:22,060 --> 01:20:23,200
we flick that

1037
01:20:23,200 --> 01:20:23,660
it looks

1038
01:20:23,660 --> 01:20:24,480
it actually looks

1039
01:20:24,480 --> 01:20:25,600
like better hair

1040
01:20:25,600 --> 01:20:27,340
looks like a dog's

1041
01:20:27,340 --> 01:20:27,480
tail

1042
01:20:27,480 --> 01:20:28,340
it does look like

1043
01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:28,880
the tail

1044
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,580
of my own dog

1045
01:20:30,580 --> 01:20:31,660
in fairness

1046
01:20:31,660 --> 01:20:32,500
but this one

1047
01:20:32,500 --> 01:20:34,500
it does look like

1048
01:20:34,500 --> 01:20:35,000
a dog's tail

1049
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:35,260
as well

1050
01:20:35,260 --> 01:20:36,000
look they both

1051
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:36,780
have their ways

1052
01:20:36,780 --> 01:20:37,300
about them

1053
01:20:37,300 --> 01:20:38,120
and he's wearing

1054
01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:39,380
somebody must have

1055
01:20:39,380 --> 01:20:39,940
died in the

1056
01:20:39,940 --> 01:20:40,820
Baratoli family

1057
01:20:40,820 --> 01:20:41,560
so he's going around

1058
01:20:41,560 --> 01:20:42,720
with a black armband

1059
01:20:42,720 --> 01:20:43,840
as a mark of respect

1060
01:20:43,840 --> 01:20:47,280
who would win

1061
01:20:47,280 --> 01:20:49,140
Banjolina Jolie

1062
01:20:49,140 --> 01:20:50,600
or Bongo Pit

1063
01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,620
says

1064
01:20:51,620 --> 01:20:52,280
or ask

1065
01:20:52,280 --> 01:20:53,000
main approver

1066
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:53,560
of stuff

1067
01:20:53,560 --> 01:20:55,540
I'd say both of them

1068
01:20:55,540 --> 01:20:55,840
would

1069
01:20:55,840 --> 01:20:57,200
club together

1070
01:20:57,200 --> 01:20:58,960
as a fantastic

1071
01:20:58,960 --> 01:21:00,280
and make a fantastic

1072
01:21:00,280 --> 01:21:00,820
racket

1073
01:21:00,820 --> 01:21:09,040
dog walk

1074
01:21:09,040 --> 01:21:09,520
scream

1075
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:10,480
one of the days

1076
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:11,160
Steve

1077
01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:11,880
how are you Steve

1078
01:21:11,880 --> 01:21:12,880
great to have you

1079
01:21:12,880 --> 01:21:16,280
waiting in the rafters

1080
01:21:16,280 --> 01:21:17,680
but I'm not sure

1081
01:21:17,680 --> 01:21:18,380
that would go down

1082
01:21:18,380 --> 01:21:18,960
too well

1083
01:21:18,960 --> 01:21:19,660
with the man

1084
01:21:19,660 --> 01:21:20,320
the main

1085
01:21:20,320 --> 01:21:22,040
mutt man himself

1086
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:23,860
he's very old now

1087
01:21:23,860 --> 01:21:25,240
and you know

1088
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:27,420
he's got dignity

1089
01:21:27,420 --> 01:21:27,760
as well

1090
01:21:27,760 --> 01:21:28,460
he's done a lot

1091
01:21:28,460 --> 01:21:30,600
as Connor Williams

1092
01:21:30,600 --> 01:21:31,360
would say

1093
01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:32,140
I think he's done

1094
01:21:32,140 --> 01:21:32,900
a lot for the stream

1095
01:21:32,900 --> 01:21:36,120
and I

1096
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:37,260
I don't like

1097
01:21:37,260 --> 01:21:37,680
using

1098
01:21:37,680 --> 01:21:39,120
or

1099
01:21:39,120 --> 01:21:40,360
some people would say

1100
01:21:40,360 --> 01:21:41,060
you're pimping

1101
01:21:41,060 --> 01:21:42,680
the dog out

1102
01:21:42,680 --> 01:21:44,200
for likes and shares

1103
01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,360
but I mean

1104
01:21:45,360 --> 01:21:45,860
that was

1105
01:21:45,860 --> 01:21:47,100
that might have been

1106
01:21:47,100 --> 01:21:48,780
you'd have gone away

1107
01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:49,160
with that

1108
01:21:49,160 --> 01:21:49,820
when he was fit

1109
01:21:49,820 --> 01:21:50,240
and healthy

1110
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:52,260
but he's not much

1111
01:21:52,260 --> 01:21:52,820
of a walker

1112
01:21:52,820 --> 01:21:53,420
these days

1113
01:21:53,420 --> 01:21:54,640
he really does

1114
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:55,300
a little bit

1115
01:21:55,300 --> 01:21:57,540
there's a backpack

1116
01:21:57,540 --> 01:22:00,560
situation

1117
01:22:00,560 --> 01:22:01,000
but I mean

1118
01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:01,480
again

1119
01:22:01,480 --> 01:22:03,000
you never work

1120
01:22:03,000 --> 01:22:03,700
with animals

1121
01:22:03,700 --> 01:22:05,840
is one of the

1122
01:22:05,840 --> 01:22:07,700
old entertainment

1123
01:22:07,700 --> 01:22:09,200
adages

1124
01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,620
let's get out of here

1125
01:22:10,620 --> 01:22:11,280
and get this

1126
01:22:11,280 --> 01:22:12,780
beautiful beast

1127
01:22:12,780 --> 01:22:13,520
over here

1128
01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:14,180
which is a secret

1129
01:22:14,180 --> 01:22:14,780
hopefully I haven't

1130
01:22:14,780 --> 01:22:15,560
missed any secrets

1131
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:16,140
but so far

1132
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:19,020
we're spending

1133
01:22:19,020 --> 01:22:19,760
a good bit of time

1134
01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,680
I can hear a rat

1135
01:22:20,680 --> 01:22:21,400
here

1136
01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,340
yeah that

1137
01:22:23,340 --> 01:22:23,760
I mean

1138
01:22:23,760 --> 01:22:24,960
you have to remember

1139
01:22:24,960 --> 01:22:26,100
the guy has dignity

1140
01:22:26,100 --> 01:22:27,100
and

1141
01:22:27,100 --> 01:22:28,740
he's done a lot of work

1142
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:29,640
he's a great man

1143
01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:30,820
he's done a lot of good work

1144
01:22:30,820 --> 01:22:31,180
in the past

1145
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:31,800
thanks very much

1146
01:22:31,800 --> 01:22:34,260
Bangelina Jolie

1147
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:35,040
very kind of you

1148
01:22:35,040 --> 01:22:36,760
and

1149
01:22:36,760 --> 01:22:39,340
he

1150
01:22:39,340 --> 01:22:42,560
he's not some sort of prop

1151
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:46,020
but he's a beautiful beast

1152
01:22:46,020 --> 01:22:46,700
nonetheless

1153
01:22:46,700 --> 01:22:49,020
had a great bit of

1154
01:22:49,020 --> 01:22:52,260
outdoors time there

1155
01:22:52,260 --> 01:22:53,340
when the weather was good

1156
01:22:53,340 --> 01:22:54,360
a couple of weeks ago

1157
01:22:54,360 --> 01:22:59,560
he's simply a great guy

1158
01:22:59,560 --> 01:23:00,960
let's just put it like that

1159
01:23:00,960 --> 01:23:03,800
and he's not to be used

1160
01:23:03,800 --> 01:23:07,400
he's not to be used

1161
01:23:07,400 --> 01:23:13,160
he's not to be used

1162
01:23:13,160 --> 01:23:20,180
but it would be great

1163
01:23:20,180 --> 01:23:21,520
to use him like that

1164
01:23:21,520 --> 01:23:23,380
he's not a killer

1165
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,180
you're not a killer

1166
01:23:24,180 --> 01:23:25,380
you're not a killer

1167
01:23:25,380 --> 01:23:28,120
that's another secret

1168
01:23:28,120 --> 01:23:28,940
straight away look

1169
01:23:28,940 --> 01:23:30,220
straight out the box

1170
01:23:30,220 --> 01:23:32,240
I love when manufacturers

1171
01:23:32,240 --> 01:23:33,120
or products

1172
01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:34,200
our reviewers

1173
01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:34,700
are like

1174
01:23:34,700 --> 01:23:35,380
okay

1175
01:23:35,380 --> 01:23:36,260
straight away

1176
01:23:36,260 --> 01:23:37,000
we can see

1177
01:23:37,000 --> 01:23:38,300
that this app

1178
01:23:38,300 --> 01:23:39,240
works

1179
01:23:39,240 --> 01:23:40,940
straight out the box

1180
01:23:40,940 --> 01:23:41,800
straight out the box

1181
01:23:41,800 --> 01:23:43,080
we've got that 69

1182
01:23:43,080 --> 01:23:45,700
1440p

1183
01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:48,060
right out the box

1184
01:23:48,060 --> 01:23:48,960
it's hitting

1185
01:23:48,960 --> 01:23:51,140
we're hitting 250 frames per second

1186
01:23:51,140 --> 01:23:53,080
right out the box

1187
01:23:53,080 --> 01:23:54,960
I mean

1188
01:23:54,960 --> 01:23:56,700
does 250 frames even

1189
01:23:56,700 --> 01:23:58,280
do you even need that

1190
01:23:58,280 --> 01:23:58,960
you see people

1191
01:23:58,960 --> 01:23:59,680
going on

1192
01:23:59,680 --> 01:24:00,540
about their monitors

1193
01:24:00,540 --> 01:24:01,760
online for call of duty

1194
01:24:01,760 --> 01:24:02,100
like

1195
01:24:02,100 --> 01:24:03,940
250 frames that

1196
01:24:03,940 --> 01:24:05,480
how can your

1197
01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:07,260
can your eyeball even see

1198
01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:08,300
in that in reality

1199
01:24:08,300 --> 01:24:08,820
like what

1200
01:24:08,820 --> 01:24:11,040
what can we see as a human

1201
01:24:11,040 --> 01:24:12,160
as humans

1202
01:24:12,160 --> 01:24:13,760
can we see even

1203
01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,720
60 frames

1204
01:24:15,720 --> 01:24:18,720
or 120 is the human eye

1205
01:24:18,720 --> 01:24:23,980
there might be a baddie in here

1206
01:24:23,980 --> 01:24:24,800
let's have a little look

1207
01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:25,940
Angelina baddie

1208
01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:27,160
he's right there

1209
01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:27,360
look

1210
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,020
the man in the iron mask

1211
01:24:29,020 --> 01:24:32,400
just waiting in the rafters

1212
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,260
to take control of my world

1213
01:24:34,260 --> 01:24:36,400
and a lovely pair of

1214
01:24:36,400 --> 01:24:37,200
oh sorry

1215
01:24:37,200 --> 01:24:37,800
they got the

1216
01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:39,460
the echo on there

1217
01:24:39,460 --> 01:24:41,740
look at the pinstripe slacks

1218
01:24:41,740 --> 01:24:44,020
not really conducive to energetic

1219
01:24:44,020 --> 01:24:45,220
fucking running around

1220
01:24:45,220 --> 01:24:47,100
running and gunning and shooting

1221
01:24:47,100 --> 01:24:52,660
and a real thick pair of arms on him as well

1222
01:24:52,660 --> 01:24:54,980
he's definitely working those bad boys out

1223
01:24:54,980 --> 01:24:56,840
after a heavy day of

1224
01:24:56,840 --> 01:24:59,300
just waiting in a room like this

1225
01:24:59,300 --> 01:25:00,640
can you imagine

1226
01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:01,860
just let this sink in

1227
01:25:01,860 --> 01:25:04,180
this guy just stays in a room all day

1228
01:25:04,180 --> 01:25:05,500
that's what he's employed to do

1229
01:25:05,500 --> 01:25:06,640
and he's got no food

1230
01:25:06,640 --> 01:25:08,200
he just needs to stay there

1231
01:25:08,200 --> 01:25:10,500
and stop someone from fucking flicking that switch

1232
01:25:10,500 --> 01:25:13,080
with a few shotty shells there

1233
01:25:13,080 --> 01:25:15,800
12 gauge shotgun shells

1234
01:25:15,800 --> 01:25:17,220
number zero buckshot

1235
01:25:17,220 --> 01:25:20,240
and look at the

1236
01:25:20,240 --> 01:25:21,400
the lighting in here

1237
01:25:21,400 --> 01:25:22,880
was a lot more atmospheric

1238
01:25:22,880 --> 01:25:23,420
and

1239
01:25:23,420 --> 01:25:25,640
and scary in the olden game

1240
01:25:25,640 --> 01:25:28,000
than it was in this

1241
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:29,280
look at the face on him

1242
01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:31,200
big old ears on him

1243
01:25:31,200 --> 01:25:31,380
look

1244
01:25:31,380 --> 01:25:33,400
he's really

1245
01:25:33,400 --> 01:25:35,760
he's really had a good makeover here

1246
01:25:35,760 --> 01:25:36,280
with this

1247
01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,380
remaster

1248
01:25:37,380 --> 01:25:39,440
your rhetoric will smother you

1249
01:25:39,440 --> 01:25:41,380
thank you very much there

1250
01:25:41,380 --> 01:25:41,920
for the tip

1251
01:25:41,920 --> 01:25:42,780
the smell of want

1252
01:25:42,780 --> 01:25:44,460
um

1253
01:25:44,460 --> 01:25:47,520
very very kind of you

1254
01:25:47,520 --> 01:25:48,800
thanks for the extended Germany

1255
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:50,080
chat there

1256
01:25:50,080 --> 01:25:50,860
no problem there

1257
01:25:50,860 --> 01:25:51,720
I just didn't realize

1258
01:25:51,720 --> 01:25:52,380
it was going down there

1259
01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:52,740
but I'm

1260
01:25:52,740 --> 01:25:53,340
I tell you what

1261
01:25:53,340 --> 01:25:54,880
I'm excited about the fact that

1262
01:25:54,880 --> 01:25:55,900
we've noticed

1263
01:25:55,900 --> 01:25:58,060
within the first minute of the game

1264
01:25:58,060 --> 01:25:58,780
or two minutes

1265
01:25:58,780 --> 01:26:00,200
or at least hour

1266
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:02,300
that there is a Stuart Shafee

1267
01:26:02,300 --> 01:26:04,780
NPC or enemy character

1268
01:26:04,780 --> 01:26:06,440
and we're going to bump into him

1269
01:26:06,440 --> 01:26:07,280
every time

1270
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:08,720
and play a load of

1271
01:26:08,720 --> 01:26:11,280
I'm going to definitely spam the Shafee button

1272
01:26:11,280 --> 01:26:12,380
when we see him

1273
01:26:12,380 --> 01:26:14,540
but this guy is a Mick

1274
01:26:14,540 --> 01:26:16,140
as Jimmy says there in the chat

1275
01:26:16,140 --> 01:26:17,860
a Mick Hucknall like figure

1276
01:26:17,860 --> 01:26:19,100
fucking hell

1277
01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:24,220
a Mick Hucknall like figure

1278
01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:24,960
has just

1279
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,140
been given

1280
01:26:26,140 --> 01:26:28,000
his marching

1281
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,240
orders there

1282
01:26:29,240 --> 01:26:30,760
let's turn that off

1283
01:26:30,760 --> 01:26:33,420
put the better graphics back on

1284
01:26:33,420 --> 01:26:34,680
and have a little swim around here

1285
01:26:34,680 --> 01:26:35,700
see if we can find

1286
01:26:35,700 --> 01:26:38,280
any little bits and pieces

1287
01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:38,920
to pick up

1288
01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:40,040
because so far

1289
01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:40,500
I'm

1290
01:26:40,500 --> 01:26:43,040
the lack of Medi package

1291
01:26:43,040 --> 01:26:45,880
is nothing short of

1292
01:26:45,880 --> 01:26:46,600
concerning

1293
01:26:46,600 --> 01:26:48,440
and unacceptable

1294
01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:51,380
and we're hoping to find

1295
01:26:51,380 --> 01:26:53,460
a Medi pack or two

1296
01:26:53,460 --> 01:26:55,140
in the co-

1297
01:26:55,140 --> 01:26:56,960
in the possibly in the corner of a

1298
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:59,240
of an underground cellar

1299
01:26:59,240 --> 01:27:01,400
or even a canal basin

1300
01:27:01,400 --> 01:27:07,240
or even another canal basin

1301
01:27:07,240 --> 01:27:09,060
Gianni Bertolli

1302
01:27:09,060 --> 01:27:11,040
Italian news

1303
01:27:11,040 --> 01:27:12,500
Venice

1304
01:27:12,500 --> 01:27:25,940
the updated figures on the

1305
01:27:25,940 --> 01:27:27,840
Venice stats have been released today

1306
01:27:27,840 --> 01:27:29,760
which show an increase

1307
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:30,760
in stats

1308
01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:34,040
we'll be back again after the news

1309
01:27:34,040 --> 01:27:35,320
here's the weather

1310
01:27:35,320 --> 01:27:38,640
we'll be back again after another murder

1311
01:27:38,640 --> 01:27:40,100
and a dead rat

1312
01:27:40,100 --> 01:27:44,300
bit of Grand Canal dockage

1313
01:27:44,300 --> 01:27:45,020
going on here

1314
01:27:45,020 --> 01:27:45,960
it's a real

1315
01:27:45,960 --> 01:27:47,860
locksmith scenario

1316
01:27:47,860 --> 01:27:49,980
not a locksmith

1317
01:27:49,980 --> 01:27:51,400
but they do call this a lock

1318
01:27:51,400 --> 01:27:53,100
I wonder what they call it in

1319
01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:54,800
Italy

1320
01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:56,980
well indeed

1321
01:27:56,980 --> 01:27:58,500
who invented the canal

1322
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:00,600
was it the Dutch

1323
01:28:00,600 --> 01:28:02,400
I'd love to know

1324
01:28:02,400 --> 01:28:04,120
I wouldn't be too surprised

1325
01:28:04,120 --> 01:28:06,040
if it was a Wikipedia scenario

1326
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:07,920
and we found out

1327
01:28:07,920 --> 01:28:08,960
that the Chinese

1328
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:10,120
were at the heart of it all

1329
01:28:10,120 --> 01:28:11,020
I'm gonna have a little look

1330
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:11,560
here and see

1331
01:28:11,560 --> 01:28:12,900
they seem to be there

1332
01:28:12,900 --> 01:28:13,900
when it comes to the crunch

1333
01:28:13,900 --> 01:28:15,000
who

1334
01:28:15,000 --> 01:28:16,540
invented

1335
01:28:16,540 --> 01:28:18,200
canal

1336
01:28:18,200 --> 01:28:22,600
see now

1337
01:28:22,600 --> 01:28:24,340
I forgot the E there

1338
01:28:24,340 --> 01:28:25,840
you can't spell canal

1339
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:26,340
without it

1340
01:28:26,340 --> 01:28:27,780
we need to put that there

1341
01:28:27,780 --> 01:28:28,960
who invented canal

1342
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:30,880
it is the Chinese

1343
01:28:30,880 --> 01:28:33,020
unbelievable stuff

1344
01:28:33,020 --> 01:28:34,000
again from me

1345
01:28:34,000 --> 01:28:36,100
not to really blow my own trumpet

1346
01:28:36,100 --> 01:28:36,940
or anything like that

1347
01:28:36,940 --> 01:28:37,800
but look at

1348
01:28:37,800 --> 01:28:38,440
it

1349
01:28:38,440 --> 01:28:41,020
it's a Chinese invention

1350
01:28:41,020 --> 01:28:43,520
didn't work out for them

1351
01:28:43,520 --> 01:28:45,080
but it did work out for them

1352
01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:45,920
and now we know

1353
01:28:45,920 --> 01:28:47,160
let's have a little look at this

1354
01:28:47,160 --> 01:28:48,780
as we go into some

1355
01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:49,340
bit of

1356
01:28:49,340 --> 01:28:50,820
a bit of canal lore here

1357
01:28:50,820 --> 01:28:53,680
the Chinese

1358
01:28:53,680 --> 01:28:54,760
rather than the British

1359
01:28:54,760 --> 01:28:55,520
that can claim

1360
01:28:55,520 --> 01:28:56,880
to be the early pioneers

1361
01:28:56,880 --> 01:28:58,060
of the canal building

1362
01:28:58,060 --> 01:29:00,400
with the Grand Canal of China

1363
01:29:00,400 --> 01:29:02,640
in the 10th century

1364
01:29:02,640 --> 01:29:04,180
even the familiar

1365
01:29:04,180 --> 01:29:05,200
pound lock

1366
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,400
is still used

1367
01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:07,400
in Britain today

1368
01:29:07,400 --> 01:29:08,700
said to have been

1369
01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:09,500
invented

1370
01:29:09,500 --> 01:29:10,560
by the

1371
01:29:10,560 --> 01:29:12,140
Chiao Weiyo

1372
01:29:12,140 --> 01:29:13,500
in the year

1373
01:29:13,500 --> 01:29:14,580
9

1374
01:29:14,580 --> 01:29:16,160
83

1375
01:29:16,160 --> 01:29:19,220
unbelievable stuff

1376
01:29:19,220 --> 01:29:21,500
actually gonna have a little look

1377
01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:21,800
I wanna

1378
01:29:21,800 --> 01:29:24,160
not really satisfied

1379
01:29:24,160 --> 01:29:24,620
with that

1380
01:29:24,620 --> 01:29:25,260
I want more

1381
01:29:25,260 --> 01:29:27,800
once you start

1382
01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:28,320
canaling

1383
01:29:28,320 --> 01:29:30,080
it's hard to stop

1384
01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:30,240
and

1385
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:35,980
artificial waterway

1386
01:29:35,980 --> 01:29:37,020
structured use

1387
01:29:37,020 --> 01:29:39,000
in artificial waterways

1388
01:29:39,000 --> 01:29:39,740
types of canal

1389
01:29:39,740 --> 01:29:40,700
canal history

1390
01:29:40,700 --> 01:29:42,400
no

1391
01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:44,040
literal canal

1392
01:29:44,040 --> 01:29:47,580
dude

1393
01:29:47,580 --> 01:29:49,060
you're literally

1394
01:29:49,060 --> 01:29:50,000
a canal

1395
01:29:50,000 --> 01:29:50,760
right now

1396
01:29:50,760 --> 01:29:52,480
history

1397
01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:52,980
here we go

1398
01:29:52,980 --> 01:29:54,140
ancient canals

1399
01:29:54,140 --> 01:29:59,080
welcome back here

1400
01:29:59,080 --> 01:30:00,000
to canal

1401
01:30:00,000 --> 01:30:01,340
102.6

1402
01:30:01,340 --> 01:30:01,540
hope

1403
01:30:01,540 --> 01:30:02,600
welcome back to

1404
01:30:02,600 --> 01:30:02,880
canal

1405
01:30:02,880 --> 01:30:03,820
102.6

1406
01:30:03,820 --> 01:30:04,300
hopefully you're

1407
01:30:04,300 --> 01:30:05,140
having a great day

1408
01:30:05,140 --> 01:30:05,720
we're finding out

1409
01:30:05,720 --> 01:30:06,220
about the history

1410
01:30:06,220 --> 01:30:06,660
of canals

1411
01:30:06,660 --> 01:30:07,180
right now

1412
01:30:07,180 --> 01:30:11,760
big shout out

1413
01:30:11,760 --> 01:30:12,320
to the Chinese

1414
01:30:12,320 --> 01:30:13,100
and their canals

1415
01:30:13,100 --> 01:30:14,780
come back to

1416
01:30:14,780 --> 01:30:15,700
10

1417
01:30:15,700 --> 01:30:16,720
century

1418
01:30:16,720 --> 01:30:17,560
BC

1419
01:30:17,560 --> 01:30:18,960
or after Christ

1420
01:30:18,960 --> 01:30:24,940
keep it locked

1421
01:30:24,940 --> 01:30:25,460
keep it loaded

1422
01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:26,040
to canal

1423
01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:26,640
plus FM

1424
01:30:26,640 --> 01:30:27,280
coming up

1425
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:27,560
we've got

1426
01:30:27,560 --> 01:30:28,180
Eddie Hobbs

1427
01:30:28,180 --> 01:30:28,560
he's gonna be

1428
01:30:28,560 --> 01:30:28,980
bringing in

1429
01:30:28,980 --> 01:30:29,920
a brand new

1430
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:30,200
canal

1431
01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:30,740
later on

1432
01:30:30,740 --> 01:30:31,080
he's got a

1433
01:30:31,080 --> 01:30:32,120
bar of solid gold

1434
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:37,620
big shout out

1435
01:30:37,620 --> 01:30:38,560
to the Suez

1436
01:30:38,560 --> 01:30:43,040
got word

1437
01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:43,980
that the evergreen

1438
01:30:43,980 --> 01:30:44,380
ship

1439
01:30:44,380 --> 01:30:44,960
remember that

1440
01:30:44,960 --> 01:30:45,240
guy

1441
01:30:45,240 --> 01:30:48,700
he's making

1442
01:30:48,700 --> 01:30:49,220
a comeback

1443
01:30:49,220 --> 01:30:53,380
don't do

1444
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:54,260
three point

1445
01:30:54,260 --> 01:30:54,880
turns

1446
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,140
in the Suez

1447
01:30:56,140 --> 01:30:56,340
canal

1448
01:30:56,340 --> 01:30:56,900
if you're a big

1449
01:30:56,900 --> 01:30:57,100
ship

1450
01:30:57,100 --> 01:30:57,460
it's just

1451
01:30:57,460 --> 01:30:57,800
gotta be

1452
01:30:57,800 --> 01:30:58,040
said

1453
01:30:58,040 --> 01:31:05,620
we've got news

1454
01:31:05,620 --> 01:31:05,880
and weather

1455
01:31:05,880 --> 01:31:06,740
coming right up

1456
01:31:06,740 --> 01:31:07,140
in a moment

1457
01:31:07,140 --> 01:31:07,640
but look

1458
01:31:07,640 --> 01:31:07,980
we're gonna be

1459
01:31:07,980 --> 01:31:08,340
talking about

1460
01:31:08,340 --> 01:31:09,000
the ancient

1461
01:31:09,000 --> 01:31:10,220
irrigation canals

1462
01:31:10,220 --> 01:31:12,020
of Mesopotamia

1463
01:31:12,020 --> 01:31:13,140
4000 before

1464
01:31:13,140 --> 01:31:13,640
Christ

1465
01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:14,600
is it really

1466
01:31:14,600 --> 01:31:15,120
a canal

1467
01:31:15,120 --> 01:31:16,920
text is in

1468
01:31:16,920 --> 01:31:17,180
now

1469
01:31:17,180 --> 01:31:18,900
51995

1470
01:31:18,900 --> 01:31:21,860
with your

1471
01:31:21,860 --> 01:31:22,380
answer

1472
01:31:22,380 --> 01:31:36,800
also we want to

1473
01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:37,200
hear from any

1474
01:31:37,200 --> 01:31:38,260
ancient Chinese

1475
01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:39,260
people out there

1476
01:31:39,260 --> 01:31:40,180
were you there

1477
01:31:40,180 --> 01:31:40,880
when it happened

1478
01:31:40,880 --> 01:31:41,440
and if so

1479
01:31:41,440 --> 01:31:42,200
what was it like

1480
01:31:42,200 --> 01:31:52,280
keep it locked

1481
01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:52,740
keep it loaded

1482
01:31:52,740 --> 01:31:55,360
remember we're coming up to three minutes past four

1483
01:31:55,360 --> 01:31:56,540
next few moments

1484
01:31:56,540 --> 01:31:58,180
we're gonna be having a beautiful

1485
01:31:58,180 --> 01:32:00,560
Lewis Canal the triple playlist

1486
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:01,420
up next

1487
01:32:01,420 --> 01:32:02,560
don't go away

1488
01:32:02,560 --> 01:32:06,080
on Canal FM

1489
01:32:06,080 --> 01:32:14,240
but seriously though

1490
01:32:14,240 --> 01:32:16,320
look at the situation here

1491
01:32:16,320 --> 01:32:16,960
they're saying

1492
01:32:16,960 --> 01:32:18,320
levels of canal

1493
01:32:18,320 --> 01:32:20,840
levels of canal

1494
01:32:20,840 --> 01:32:21,960
are being

1495
01:32:21,960 --> 01:32:25,280
accusation

1496
01:32:25,280 --> 01:32:26,340
I don't know what's going on

1497
01:32:26,340 --> 01:32:28,860
I don't I've really messed up my words there

1498
01:32:28,860 --> 01:32:30,280
mispronouncing my worms

1499
01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:32,040
Ian Finlay thank you very much

1500
01:32:32,040 --> 01:32:35,900
accusations of canal were leveled at Mesa Patadia there

1501
01:32:35,900 --> 01:32:37,660
4000 BC style

1502
01:32:37,660 --> 01:32:41,980
and but they're saying that was an irrigation situation

1503
01:32:41,980 --> 01:32:43,980
not particularly something that was

1504
01:32:43,980 --> 01:32:47,580
channeled to use a fitting word there

1505
01:32:47,580 --> 01:32:51,640
towards transportation of either good services or people

1506
01:32:51,640 --> 01:32:58,000
but large canals in China for river transport were established as far back as the spring and autumn period

1507
01:32:58,000 --> 01:33:00,040
very very concise and precise there

1508
01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,120
in 8th to 5th centuries BC

1509
01:33:02,120 --> 01:33:07,900
so it's definitely even longer and later than what was first specified in that initial Google search

1510
01:33:07,900 --> 01:33:09,260
where I can say

1511
01:33:09,260 --> 01:33:10,200
what I can tell you

1512
01:33:10,200 --> 01:33:11,600
is that a lot of

1513
01:33:11,600 --> 01:33:13,660
it's got a lovely tune there as well for this

1514
01:33:13,660 --> 01:33:43,420
*Music*

1515
01:33:43,420 --> 01:34:05,420
*Music*

1516
01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:13,180
That's the end of that. Sorry about that. It really went from good to strong to shaman.

1517
01:34:13,180 --> 01:34:31,180
To shit. And that's my fault. I'm gonna hold my hands up and say the singing wasn't great for that one. Let's carry on anyway. Save the game here. And we haven't saved it since the Great Wall of China which is a real turn up for the books.

1518
01:34:31,180 --> 01:34:33,600
Johnny three saves over here.

1519
01:34:33,640 --> 01:34:34,960
I'm going to put on three

1520
01:34:34,960 --> 01:34:37,620
immaculate save files so that I

1521
01:34:37,620 --> 01:34:39,680
don't get done in. That's me closing

1522
01:34:39,680 --> 01:34:41,620
the door accidentally there. It's not really something

1523
01:34:41,620 --> 01:34:43,740
I wanted to do. What I will do is open

1524
01:34:43,740 --> 01:34:45,960
it again and then go upstairs

1525
01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:47,480
flick a switch.

1526
01:34:47,740 --> 01:34:49,600
That's going to release our

1527
01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:50,020
boat

1528
01:34:50,020 --> 01:34:52,740
at some stage.

1529
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:57,900
The airtight

1530
01:34:57,900 --> 01:34:59,240
wall of China.

1531
01:34:59,240 --> 01:35:03,060
Sorry about that.

1532
01:35:03,280 --> 01:35:04,900
Still in canal mode.

1533
01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:06,340
Miss Lara Croft.

1534
01:35:07,400 --> 01:35:09,060
Really looking forward to seeing

1535
01:35:09,060 --> 01:35:11,200
Stu at some stage.

1536
01:35:11,280 --> 01:35:12,800
I know he appears in this level

1537
01:35:12,800 --> 01:35:14,820
in an upstairs room

1538
01:35:14,820 --> 01:35:16,420
in a beautiful

1539
01:35:16,420 --> 01:35:17,740
building.

1540
01:35:19,220 --> 01:35:21,180
Venetian building. I thank you very

1541
01:35:21,180 --> 01:35:23,140
much Ian Finley for the tip there. I don't know

1542
01:35:23,140 --> 01:35:25,260
who he is but apparently he is after

1543
01:35:25,260 --> 01:35:27,260
me. What the hell

1544
01:35:27,260 --> 01:35:28,060
has happened here? Look.

1545
01:35:29,060 --> 01:35:31,100
Like a real Wizard of Oz

1546
01:35:31,100 --> 01:35:31,520
moment.

1547
01:35:33,380 --> 01:35:34,100
With the

1548
01:35:34,100 --> 01:35:36,020
the witch's shoes.

1549
01:35:41,020 --> 01:35:43,180
Can't really see what's going on there but I mean

1550
01:35:43,180 --> 01:35:45,240
that is going on right

1551
01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:47,100
now. I just dropped

1552
01:35:47,100 --> 01:35:48,260
to save there Ragman.

1553
01:35:48,800 --> 01:35:49,720
You might have missed it.

1554
01:35:53,720 --> 01:35:54,880
Okay we've really

1555
01:35:54,880 --> 01:35:58,140
taken our sweet ass time with this.

1556
01:35:58,140 --> 01:35:58,640
Am I

1557
01:35:58,640 --> 01:35:59,700
what's going on here?

1558
01:35:59,760 --> 01:36:02,060
Is there another fucking switch I need to hit that I'm not hitting

1559
01:36:02,060 --> 01:36:03,740
to open up the lock there?

1560
01:36:08,100 --> 01:36:10,200
I rented out. I rented out TR2 says

1561
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:10,980
shapey fiend.

1562
01:36:11,560 --> 01:36:14,400
But found the opening level pure confusing to navigate.

1563
01:36:14,680 --> 01:36:16,540
Got most of the way through TR1 on rental.

1564
01:36:16,700 --> 01:36:17,300
No bother.

1565
01:36:18,260 --> 01:36:24,740
I could never rent the games because it was just the ticking clock was too much for me to handle.

1566
01:36:25,560 --> 01:36:27,440
So that is the way we do business.

1567
01:36:27,560 --> 01:36:30,140
We park the boat in and then we operate the lock I see.

1568
01:36:31,100 --> 01:36:35,820
I couldn't deal with having to return a game that I had enjoyed as well.

1569
01:36:35,940 --> 01:36:37,320
You know that's...

1570
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:43,700
Maybe you could rent out the mega drives and fucking consoles.

1571
01:36:48,940 --> 01:36:50,560
Renting games is illegal in Japan.

1572
01:36:50,780 --> 01:36:54,040
Is that a lie or is it true trivia?

1573
01:36:54,900 --> 01:36:55,920
We will never know.

1574
01:36:56,480 --> 01:36:59,300
Unless I take another fucking Wikipedia detour.

1575
01:36:59,680 --> 01:37:01,120
Which I'm not really too keen on.

1576
01:37:01,220 --> 01:37:03,460
I mean the canal has had a bit of swag to it.

1577
01:37:03,940 --> 01:37:06,900
But Augusto, a clone named Gibson, thank you very much for the tip there.

1578
01:37:09,020 --> 01:37:10,920
And help, bludgeoning device.

1579
01:37:15,060 --> 01:37:16,480
Never rented a Saturn.

1580
01:37:16,700 --> 01:37:18,640
Ronan, I never had or played a Saturn.

1581
01:37:18,760 --> 01:37:22,700
I might have actually got my greasy little mitzvah one in some electronic shop.

1582
01:37:22,700 --> 01:37:24,800
But I was probably just like, come on, we gotta go.

1583
01:37:24,980 --> 01:37:25,700
It wasn't really...

1584
01:37:27,040 --> 01:37:27,980
Even my...

1585
01:37:27,980 --> 01:37:30,340
One of my parents would have given me the chefé.

1586
01:37:30,460 --> 01:37:31,140
We gotta go.

1587
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,820
You're not fucking hanging around and playing that.

1588
01:37:34,500 --> 01:37:35,220
Tell you what...

1589
01:37:35,220 --> 01:37:41,800
The one and only console that amazed me and had me visiting the electronic shop to play...

1590
01:37:42,360 --> 01:37:43,120
Was the PlayStation.

1591
01:37:45,020 --> 01:37:46,800
You know, I was really...

1592
01:37:46,800 --> 01:37:49,240
Taken aback by how amazing it was.

1593
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:50,360
The original PS1.

1594
01:37:51,300 --> 01:37:52,400
That grey box.

1595
01:37:52,780 --> 01:37:55,040
It was inside like a glass case.

1596
01:37:55,700 --> 01:37:57,580
But you could hold the controller and play it.

1597
01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:59,580
I remember the controller was like...

1598
01:37:59,580 --> 01:38:02,460
Just an amazing concept in and of itself.

1599
01:38:02,580 --> 01:38:04,240
Just the shape of it and the...

1600
01:38:04,240 --> 01:38:04,940
Hold of it.

1601
01:38:05,760 --> 01:38:06,780
And I would...

1602
01:38:06,780 --> 01:38:09,220
They only had one game on the display at the time.

1603
01:38:09,380 --> 01:38:10,920
It was Formula One.

1604
01:38:11,580 --> 01:38:13,580
But Murray Walker and...

1605
01:38:14,300 --> 01:38:17,180
And they had the graphics from the actual TV show.

1606
01:38:17,240 --> 01:38:18,180
It was just...

1607
01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:19,060
Quality stuff.

1608
01:38:20,220 --> 01:38:20,560
You know?

1609
01:38:21,000 --> 01:38:22,100
It really was like...

1610
01:38:23,460 --> 01:38:25,420
It's like I was playing TV or something.

1611
01:38:25,820 --> 01:38:26,980
And that's not great for me.

1612
01:38:27,080 --> 01:38:27,820
Now look at this.

1613
01:38:27,960 --> 01:38:29,400
This is a real bad situation.

1614
01:38:34,900 --> 01:38:37,460
Some iconic music here.

1615
01:38:38,560 --> 01:38:40,500
A big shout out to Nathan McCree.

1616
01:38:40,640 --> 01:38:42,720
The inventor of the Lara Croft music.

1617
01:38:42,920 --> 01:38:43,900
The Tomb Raider music.

1618
01:38:44,520 --> 01:38:49,620
Who I believe put on a bloody fully orchestrated show there a couple of years ago.

1619
01:38:50,320 --> 01:38:51,420
Could be still doing it.

1620
01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:54,220
But, uh...

1621
01:38:54,220 --> 01:38:54,780
Yeah.

1622
01:38:55,240 --> 01:38:59,780
Down in part of the pantheon of video game music.

1623
01:39:02,120 --> 01:39:02,600
Amazement.

1624
01:39:02,600 --> 01:39:11,560
This is a real situation we've got on our hands now.

1625
01:39:11,680 --> 01:39:14,500
Where I can't fathom how I'm going to...

1626
01:39:14,500 --> 01:39:15,740
And I keep on getting out of the boat.

1627
01:39:15,800 --> 01:39:18,980
Because I forget that the accelerator is just forward on the D-pad.

1628
01:39:19,340 --> 01:39:20,940
I'm pressing square or X.

1629
01:39:21,460 --> 01:39:22,040
Not happening.

1630
01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:27,640
Nathan was given one month to do the soundtracks.

1631
01:39:27,740 --> 01:39:28,020
As they know.

1632
01:39:28,100 --> 01:39:30,900
That's an important thing to note there.

1633
01:39:30,900 --> 01:39:33,460
That something so iconic can come out of nowhere.

1634
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:35,520
Maybe...

1635
01:39:35,520 --> 01:39:37,120
And I keep on pressing the wrong button here.

1636
01:39:38,060 --> 01:39:42,840
The music is having a detrimental effect on my ability to concentrate.

1637
01:39:43,800 --> 01:39:44,900
We just need...

1638
01:39:46,100 --> 01:39:48,060
A MediPack.

1639
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:49,160
Just to take the heat off.

1640
01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:50,040
Take the edge off.

1641
01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:52,180
I think going around here is wrong.

1642
01:39:53,520 --> 01:39:54,740
Used to love this bit here.

1643
01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:58,140
And we've got another Vega from...

1644
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:01,400
Was it Street Fighter?

1645
01:40:01,580 --> 01:40:02,240
Was it Vega?

1646
01:40:02,360 --> 01:40:04,060
Or was he in fucking Dances with Bulls?

1647
01:40:05,520 --> 01:40:06,520
Vincent Vega.

1648
01:40:07,240 --> 01:40:08,500
From Pulp Fiction.

1649
01:40:09,280 --> 01:40:12,760
And another questionable ponytail scenario there.

1650
01:40:17,080 --> 01:40:17,820
I got one.

1651
01:40:17,820 --> 01:40:18,180
Did I...

1652
01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:19,520
Did I get one on that?

1653
01:40:19,620 --> 01:40:20,080
Oh God.

1654
01:40:20,400 --> 01:40:22,440
It's going to be no use to me now once this guy gets me...

1655
01:40:22,440 --> 01:40:22,600
Oh.

1656
01:40:23,580 --> 01:40:24,820
You get fucking...

1657
01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:25,820
Absolutely...

1658
01:40:26,500 --> 01:40:27,060
Oh and that's...

1659
01:40:27,060 --> 01:40:27,560
That's me.

1660
01:40:28,640 --> 01:40:30,340
Have a look at her there dead in the boat.

1661
01:40:30,460 --> 01:40:31,500
To see what that looks like.

1662
01:40:36,360 --> 01:40:38,500
You never got to do this back in the day.

1663
01:40:38,520 --> 01:40:39,420
But I mean look at that.

1664
01:40:39,540 --> 01:40:42,760
It's a sad sight and a sorry state of affairs.

1665
01:40:43,520 --> 01:40:47,800
But you'd have to kill her because she's well armed with a fucking visible shotgun on the back.

1666
01:40:51,520 --> 01:40:52,040
And there.

1667
01:40:52,140 --> 01:40:53,640
That's what I was trying to avoid here.

1668
01:40:54,040 --> 01:40:54,900
Landmine scenario.

1669
01:40:57,600 --> 01:41:00,940
But you see some of the speedrunners doing this.

1670
01:41:00,940 --> 01:41:02,480
It's nothing to them.

1671
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:07,640
Pure JFK.

1672
01:41:07,780 --> 01:41:08,040
It says.

1673
01:41:08,520 --> 01:41:08,720
Jimmy.

1674
01:41:08,820 --> 01:41:10,220
Thank you very much there for the tip there.

1675
01:41:10,520 --> 01:41:12,060
It's the clone named Gipso.

1676
01:41:12,280 --> 01:41:14,160
And Ian Finley is in the smell of want.

1677
01:41:17,060 --> 01:41:18,380
Load the game there.

1678
01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:21,660
Antonio Banderars.

1679
01:41:23,140 --> 01:41:24,960
If I flick that switch.

1680
01:41:25,300 --> 01:41:26,780
That's the switch I did flick.

1681
01:41:26,860 --> 01:41:27,380
That's great.

1682
01:41:27,380 --> 01:41:35,400
How come that door is not opening there.

1683
01:41:35,480 --> 01:41:37,220
This little door next to me.

1684
01:41:39,700 --> 01:41:40,700
Which is concerning.

1685
01:41:54,000 --> 01:41:56,040
So I'm having to make sure I.

1686
01:41:56,360 --> 01:41:56,780
So that's.

1687
01:41:56,960 --> 01:41:57,920
Let's just use that.

1688
01:41:58,000 --> 01:41:58,960
Get that into the gullet.

1689
01:41:59,580 --> 01:42:00,200
I wonder where the.

1690
01:42:00,420 --> 01:42:01,420
People were telling me there.

1691
01:42:01,480 --> 01:42:02,900
That I had picked up a Medipack.

1692
01:42:04,220 --> 01:42:05,740
I can't remember where I picked it up.

1693
01:42:06,760 --> 01:42:07,500
It was at the.

1694
01:42:09,660 --> 01:42:11,500
The square off with Banderars.

1695
01:42:11,560 --> 01:42:13,100
When I was talking about Murray Walker.

1696
01:42:13,300 --> 01:42:13,500
It's.

1697
01:42:15,300 --> 01:42:16,220
I'm missing things.

1698
01:42:16,260 --> 01:42:17,140
Even though I'm doing them.

1699
01:42:17,420 --> 01:42:18,180
I'm missing them.

1700
01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:20,740
Because I'm not paying attention to exactly what it is I'm doing.

1701
01:42:20,880 --> 01:42:21,900
You lost it when you died.

1702
01:42:21,900 --> 01:42:26,240
So that's that.

1703
01:42:27,220 --> 01:42:28,500
Speedrun is still on anyway.

1704
01:42:28,580 --> 01:42:29,580
Don't worry about that.

1705
01:42:30,100 --> 01:42:32,160
Little fucking minor speed bump here and there.

1706
01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,060
I have a preloaded.

1707
01:42:34,080 --> 01:42:35,900
Episode of Computer Chronicles.

1708
01:42:36,080 --> 01:42:37,100
Ready to go.

1709
01:42:37,880 --> 01:42:38,160
If.

1710
01:42:38,620 --> 01:42:38,880
We.

1711
01:42:39,260 --> 01:42:40,980
Find ourselves in a little situation.

1712
01:42:41,640 --> 01:42:41,940
Plus.

1713
01:42:42,460 --> 01:42:44,140
There is a potential game switch.

1714
01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:45,000
Coming up to.

1715
01:42:45,420 --> 01:42:46,380
Fallout New Vegas.

1716
01:42:46,500 --> 01:42:46,840
So I mean.

1717
01:42:47,720 --> 01:42:49,120
It's not like we're stuck.

1718
01:42:50,340 --> 01:42:53,140
I was trying to do a bit of parkour into the boat there.

1719
01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:53,980
I'm going to try it again.

1720
01:42:54,060 --> 01:42:55,520
Because I will not be undone.

1721
01:42:56,160 --> 01:42:56,940
Thank you very much.

1722
01:42:57,020 --> 01:42:57,660
Method man.

1723
01:42:57,840 --> 01:42:58,460
M.E.T.

1724
01:42:58,580 --> 01:42:59,220
H.O.D.

1725
01:42:59,440 --> 01:42:59,820
Man.

1726
01:43:00,660 --> 01:43:01,480
Have a look at this.

1727
01:43:02,920 --> 01:43:04,660
And that's a bad situation again.

1728
01:43:04,780 --> 01:43:07,260
I need to be right next to the wall when doing that.

1729
01:43:08,340 --> 01:43:08,800
I mean.

1730
01:43:08,880 --> 01:43:11,900
By now I could have got in and out of the boat three or four times.

1731
01:43:12,020 --> 01:43:14,760
But it's just for the sake of being able to do this on.

1732
01:43:15,560 --> 01:43:16,200
In front of people.

1733
01:43:16,800 --> 01:43:17,560
And it's not working.

1734
01:43:17,680 --> 01:43:18,860
Maybe it's just not going to happen.

1735
01:43:18,860 --> 01:43:20,060
Have a look here.

1736
01:43:20,060 --> 01:43:22,420
Fuck that.

1737
01:43:23,500 --> 01:43:25,440
I'm going to park the boat so I fall into it.

1738
01:43:25,480 --> 01:43:27,880
Because I'm just half a meter away from it.

1739
01:43:30,440 --> 01:43:31,420
Speedrun is still on.

1740
01:43:38,780 --> 01:43:40,200
Miss Lara Croft.

1741
01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:42,240
Lara 19.

1742
01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:44,560
Thank you very much there.

1743
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:45,580
Method man.

1744
01:43:54,780 --> 01:43:55,300
Haha.

1745
01:43:55,500 --> 01:43:56,220
Get in there.

1746
01:43:56,820 --> 01:43:59,300
You don't get too many of those to the pound.

1747
01:43:59,960 --> 01:44:00,800
Or the puddle.

1748
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:04,420
I'm just going to drive away from this fucker of pace.

1749
01:44:04,420 --> 01:44:05,740
Because I don't want to get involved.

1750
01:44:06,200 --> 01:44:06,400
And.

1751
01:44:07,260 --> 01:44:07,700
Get.

1752
01:44:07,940 --> 01:44:09,380
Myself a key or something.

1753
01:44:09,500 --> 01:44:10,300
Which is down here.

1754
01:44:13,540 --> 01:44:14,560
Let's get out of here.

1755
01:44:21,040 --> 01:44:21,880
Beautiful stuff.

1756
01:44:22,060 --> 01:44:25,780
So that's not going to work either.

1757
01:44:27,480 --> 01:44:29,160
Think how I open that door.

1758
01:44:35,740 --> 01:44:36,440
Oh god.

1759
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:36,440
Oh god.

1760
01:44:36,440 --> 01:44:52,960
Beautiful stuff.

1761
01:44:52,960 --> 01:44:54,340
Did he drop anything for us?

1762
01:44:55,660 --> 01:44:56,500
Any droppage?

1763
01:44:56,580 --> 01:44:56,700
No.

1764
01:44:57,620 --> 01:45:00,500
Interesting form on the human when he's dead.

1765
01:45:04,180 --> 01:45:07,240
There's a key to the fucking world that we need to get.

1766
01:45:11,320 --> 01:45:13,240
Sorry about the last post says Eric.

1767
01:45:13,320 --> 01:45:14,300
I don't know what that means.

1768
01:45:14,360 --> 01:45:15,660
I don't want that in relation to.

1769
01:45:15,700 --> 01:45:17,740
So you can actually discount your sorry.

1770
01:45:17,920 --> 01:45:18,160
Because.

1771
01:45:19,020 --> 01:45:21,340
I have no idea what you're on about.

1772
01:45:22,620 --> 01:45:23,020
Now.

1773
01:45:23,200 --> 01:45:24,400
We've got no medipacks.

1774
01:45:24,480 --> 01:45:24,840
We're fucked.

1775
01:45:28,120 --> 01:45:29,460
Maybe we can get one down here.

1776
01:45:30,040 --> 01:45:31,140
Have to get the shotgun out.

1777
01:45:35,140 --> 01:45:45,480
You have no power in your arms.

1778
01:45:46,740 --> 01:45:47,900
I'm going to make a save.

1779
01:45:48,220 --> 01:45:49,360
Just in case.

1780
01:45:49,500 --> 01:45:50,160
We get ice again.

1781
01:45:50,220 --> 01:45:51,160
I don't want to do all that shit.

1782
01:45:51,220 --> 01:45:52,500
Even though we've got fuck all health.

1783
01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:53,400
Look.

1784
01:45:53,480 --> 01:45:54,360
I'm not really.

1785
01:45:54,700 --> 01:45:55,900
Feeling confident about.

1786
01:45:56,100 --> 01:45:57,040
My skills here.

1787
01:45:57,100 --> 01:45:57,920
I thought I was going to be.

1788
01:45:58,020 --> 01:45:59,260
Absolutely flying through this.

1789
01:45:59,660 --> 01:46:00,200
Turns out.

1790
01:46:00,280 --> 01:46:01,240
It's flying through me.

1791
01:46:03,140 --> 01:46:04,360
Making me look bad.

1792
01:46:04,520 --> 01:46:05,240
And that's not good.

1793
01:46:05,400 --> 01:46:06,120
Plan Ye West.

1794
01:46:06,220 --> 01:46:07,440
Thank you very much for the tip.

1795
01:46:08,900 --> 01:46:11,160
Was that Pat Kenny in the white shirt shooting you?

1796
01:46:11,680 --> 01:46:13,040
And is Lara Croft.

1797
01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:15,180
Over a field.

1798
01:46:17,740 --> 01:46:18,780
That's you Pat Kenny.

1799
01:46:20,000 --> 01:46:21,100
I have to go now.

1800
01:46:21,160 --> 01:46:22,540
I'm never going to be here again.

1801
01:46:23,040 --> 01:46:23,520
I'm going to have to.

1802
01:46:23,640 --> 01:46:25,680
Because I want to see one whole lady over a field.

1803
01:46:26,280 --> 01:46:27,460
Thank you very much for the tip.

1804
01:46:27,460 --> 01:46:28,160
Plan Ye West.

1805
01:46:29,100 --> 01:46:31,980
That's a fucking turn up for the books altogether.

1806
01:46:32,640 --> 01:46:33,960
Gondoli the rice.

1807
01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,260
Says Jimmy.

1808
01:46:35,460 --> 01:46:36,420
Thank you very much there.

1809
01:46:37,040 --> 01:46:37,940
For the tip as well.

1810
01:46:38,620 --> 01:46:39,500
To Blackbiter.

1811
01:46:39,780 --> 01:46:41,300
And to Plan Ye West.

1812
01:46:41,820 --> 01:46:42,800
And all the boys.

1813
01:46:43,020 --> 01:46:43,980
Very very kind of you.

1814
01:46:44,020 --> 01:46:44,780
I hope you're getting on well.

1815
01:46:44,820 --> 01:46:45,820
I'm going to take out the shotgun.

1816
01:46:46,200 --> 01:46:47,180
And really.

1817
01:46:47,880 --> 01:46:48,720
That's not going to work.

1818
01:46:49,420 --> 01:46:50,680
That's not going to work at all.

1819
01:46:50,740 --> 01:46:51,280
These guys.

1820
01:46:51,600 --> 01:46:53,200
Have their fucking work cut out.

1821
01:46:53,300 --> 01:46:53,800
But they actually.

1822
01:46:53,980 --> 01:46:54,980
They've done their homework.

1823
01:46:55,240 --> 01:46:56,120
And I have my work.

1824
01:46:56,580 --> 01:46:57,520
Cut out for me.

1825
01:46:58,740 --> 01:46:59,760
In a big way.

1826
01:46:59,760 --> 01:47:01,320
Great.

1827
01:47:05,880 --> 01:47:06,320
Great.

1828
01:47:06,380 --> 01:47:07,720
If I could stand up in the boat.

1829
01:47:07,820 --> 01:47:09,260
And just snipe at this lad.

1830
01:47:11,000 --> 01:47:11,700
What I'll do.

1831
01:47:11,780 --> 01:47:13,160
Is level accusations of shotgun.

1832
01:47:13,480 --> 01:47:14,820
After doing a jump out.

1833
01:47:14,820 --> 01:47:30,300
For fuck's sake.

1834
01:47:31,500 --> 01:47:33,380
We are in a real pickle here.

1835
01:47:33,500 --> 01:47:34,500
It's a heavy.

1836
01:47:34,700 --> 01:47:35,420
Heavy buzz.

1837
01:47:38,680 --> 01:47:39,180
Cut out.

1838
01:47:39,200 --> 01:47:39,500
This guy.

1839
01:47:39,580 --> 01:47:40,920
He's got a tattoo on his arm.

1840
01:47:40,980 --> 01:47:41,380
As well.

1841
01:47:41,460 --> 01:47:41,840
Of the.

1842
01:47:42,200 --> 01:47:42,540
Thimble.

1843
01:47:43,100 --> 01:47:44,100
And he's also blending.

1844
01:47:44,100 --> 01:47:45,620
Those pinstripe slacks.

1845
01:47:45,740 --> 01:47:46,620
With a suit jacket.

1846
01:47:46,800 --> 01:47:47,320
Which again.

1847
01:47:47,820 --> 01:47:48,040
Would.

1848
01:47:48,200 --> 01:47:49,120
Would do nothing.

1849
01:47:49,200 --> 01:47:50,500
But to hinder mobility.

1850
01:47:52,000 --> 01:47:52,920
Steven Siegel.

1851
01:47:59,540 --> 01:48:01,160
Go back to number six here.

1852
01:48:02,240 --> 01:48:04,280
We've got that lovely lock of hell.

1853
01:48:05,340 --> 01:48:06,980
He's the guy who drops a med pack.

1854
01:48:07,060 --> 01:48:07,640
Says Conrad.

1855
01:48:07,740 --> 01:48:09,020
And I read that in a kind of.

1856
01:48:09,360 --> 01:48:10,360
Even Dunphy way.

1857
01:48:10,440 --> 01:48:12,080
He's the guy who run away with a young one.

1858
01:48:12,240 --> 01:48:13,440
Who left his wife for a young one.

1859
01:48:14,540 --> 01:48:15,660
I'll tell you who he is Bill.

1860
01:48:16,820 --> 01:48:18,600
He's the guy who drops a med pack.

1861
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:23,300
Oh no.

1862
01:48:23,300 --> 01:48:23,820
I need to.

1863
01:48:25,920 --> 01:48:26,840
Do that again.

1864
01:48:29,060 --> 01:48:31,040
Thank you very much there Dublin City.

1865
01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:32,040
Simulation.

1866
01:48:36,660 --> 01:48:38,080
Thank you very much as well.

1867
01:48:38,160 --> 01:48:38,400
Eric.

1868
01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:39,000
For wishing.

1869
01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:40,660
Accusations.

1870
01:48:40,980 --> 01:48:41,100
Of.

1871
01:48:41,700 --> 01:48:42,580
St. Patrick's Day.

1872
01:48:42,660 --> 01:48:43,840
Thank you very much for that.

1873
01:48:44,820 --> 01:48:46,600
And a big shout out to Dublin City.

1874
01:48:46,700 --> 01:48:47,840
Says nice bit of nostalgia.

1875
01:48:48,980 --> 01:48:49,760
With this.

1876
01:48:49,760 --> 01:48:51,080
The smell.

1877
01:48:51,080 --> 01:48:51,920
Of the carpet.

1878
01:48:52,140 --> 01:48:52,540
Tiles.

1879
01:48:52,780 --> 01:48:53,420
In extra vision.

1880
01:48:53,520 --> 01:48:54,560
Coming back from the days.

1881
01:48:54,560 --> 01:48:55,420
Of rentals.

1882
01:48:56,340 --> 01:48:58,240
I was a big fan of Abe's odyssey.

1883
01:48:58,940 --> 01:49:00,340
Helping Abe and the lads.

1884
01:49:01,000 --> 01:49:02,480
Escape the meat grinder.

1885
01:49:03,420 --> 01:49:04,720
A dystopian look.

1886
01:49:04,740 --> 01:49:05,500
Into the future.

1887
01:49:05,640 --> 01:49:06,080
Probably.

1888
01:49:07,080 --> 01:49:08,100
Exclamation mark.

1889
01:49:08,180 --> 01:49:09,300
But I would have actually put a.

1890
01:49:09,500 --> 01:49:10,100
Question mark.

1891
01:49:10,160 --> 01:49:10,840
At the end of that one.

1892
01:49:10,880 --> 01:49:11,840
Don't want to be a grammar.

1893
01:49:12,180 --> 01:49:12,940
Grammar Nazi.

1894
01:49:13,100 --> 01:49:13,900
Or a grammar.

1895
01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:14,520
Prick.

1896
01:49:15,380 --> 01:49:15,940
But um.

1897
01:49:16,540 --> 01:49:17,900
Maybe actually it wasn't.

1898
01:49:18,020 --> 01:49:19,560
Maybe it was a rhetorical statement.

1899
01:49:19,560 --> 01:49:21,000
Again.

1900
01:49:21,000 --> 01:49:21,500
A lot.

1901
01:49:21,500 --> 01:49:22,840
Seems to become lost.

1902
01:49:23,040 --> 01:49:23,560
In text.

1903
01:49:24,400 --> 01:49:25,500
I'm not saying the written word.

1904
01:49:25,640 --> 01:49:25,900
Is dead.

1905
01:49:25,980 --> 01:49:26,740
Or anything like that.

1906
01:49:26,840 --> 01:49:27,380
But you can.

1907
01:49:28,720 --> 01:49:29,320
You can.

1908
01:49:29,400 --> 01:49:30,060
You lose a lot.

1909
01:49:30,140 --> 01:49:30,940
With body language.

1910
01:49:30,940 --> 01:49:31,720
And intonation.

1911
01:49:32,300 --> 01:49:32,560
You know.

1912
01:49:33,540 --> 01:49:33,960
Plus.

1913
01:49:34,940 --> 01:49:35,560
You know.

1914
01:49:35,940 --> 01:49:37,420
Maybe my reading skills.

1915
01:49:37,500 --> 01:49:38,340
Aren't the best.

1916
01:49:40,260 --> 01:49:41,320
Thank you very much.

1917
01:49:41,320 --> 01:49:42,040
Black fighter.

1918
01:49:42,540 --> 01:49:43,520
And to Radlittle.

1919
01:49:44,880 --> 01:49:45,300
Says.

1920
01:49:45,840 --> 01:49:46,080
Ah no.

1921
01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:46,720
Come on Eamon.

1922
01:49:48,620 --> 01:49:49,660
Tell you he was Bill.

1923
01:49:50,620 --> 01:49:52,180
He's the guy who dropped the medipack.

1924
01:49:52,680 --> 01:49:54,740
It's a terrible impression of Eamon.

1925
01:49:54,840 --> 01:49:56,580
I didn't know I was going to try and do one.

1926
01:49:58,020 --> 01:49:58,480
But uh.

1927
01:49:58,560 --> 01:49:59,880
It's best left at home.

1928
01:50:02,680 --> 01:50:03,420
What we'll do.

1929
01:50:03,840 --> 01:50:05,220
Just save it right here.

1930
01:50:05,640 --> 01:50:05,820
Oh yeah.

1931
01:50:05,820 --> 01:50:06,460
We got the medipack.

1932
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:07,040
Great stuff.

1933
01:50:07,380 --> 01:50:08,620
That's going to increase us.

1934
01:50:08,940 --> 01:50:09,860
Into next Tuesday.

1935
01:50:11,380 --> 01:50:12,060
We just.

1936
01:50:12,500 --> 01:50:12,660
We.

1937
01:50:12,660 --> 01:50:12,940
We.

1938
01:50:12,940 --> 01:50:14,480
We shan't take damage.

1939
01:50:20,120 --> 01:50:23,400
Keep missing that boat.

1940
01:50:36,400 --> 01:50:38,360
How many canals does a man.

1941
01:50:38,680 --> 01:50:39,960
Have to jump.

1942
01:50:40,040 --> 01:50:41,480
Before you can call him a man.

1943
01:50:43,360 --> 01:50:44,060
That's lovely.

1944
01:50:45,540 --> 01:50:46,740
That's fucking brilliant.

1945
01:50:47,360 --> 01:50:48,800
That's exactly what we wanted.

1946
01:50:48,940 --> 01:50:49,420
And more.

1947
01:50:49,560 --> 01:50:51,060
And he's left us some nice stuff.

1948
01:50:51,140 --> 01:50:52,020
A gigantic.

1949
01:50:52,640 --> 01:50:53,580
Medicular pack.

1950
01:50:54,220 --> 01:50:56,260
A couple of boxes of shotgun shellage.

1951
01:50:56,820 --> 01:50:58,100
And a superb.

1952
01:50:59,020 --> 01:51:00,200
Clean run of help.

1953
01:51:00,680 --> 01:51:01,920
For the upcoming referendum.

1954
01:51:02,260 --> 01:51:03,340
On canals.

1955
01:51:03,880 --> 01:51:06,620
Which I think is definitely much needed now.

1956
01:51:06,720 --> 01:51:07,780
And I'm hoping that.

1957
01:51:08,740 --> 01:51:11,960
The message is well and clearly communicated to the public.

1958
01:51:12,140 --> 01:51:14,940
Because I just don't think people were ready for the canal discourse.

1959
01:51:15,420 --> 01:51:17,280
In the last referendum we had.

1960
01:51:17,380 --> 01:51:19,480
Where people decided to not vote on it.

1961
01:51:19,480 --> 01:51:20,420
Thanks very much.

1962
01:51:20,480 --> 01:51:21,900
Scrub diddly dumplings for the tip.

1963
01:51:24,600 --> 01:51:24,960
There are.

1964
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:24,960
There are.

1965
01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:26,100
Your man's.

1966
01:51:26,620 --> 01:51:27,980
A baddie spawned there.

1967
01:51:28,760 --> 01:51:29,540
Way back when.

1968
01:51:30,020 --> 01:51:30,980
Let's see where I'm going.

1969
01:51:31,180 --> 01:51:33,500
I need to go a different route I find.

1970
01:51:34,280 --> 01:51:35,500
Thank you very much Scrub.

1971
01:51:35,500 --> 01:51:35,680
That's a good reason.

1972
01:51:35,680 --> 01:51:35,920
That's a good reason.

1973
01:51:35,920 --> 01:51:36,100
That's a good reason.

1974
01:51:36,100 --> 01:51:36,320
That's a good reason.

1975
01:51:36,400 --> 01:51:37,460
And Rob.

1976
01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:38,180
And Block.

1977
01:51:38,320 --> 01:51:38,880
And Rod.

1978
01:51:39,880 --> 01:51:42,320
I could save time.

1979
01:51:42,320 --> 01:51:42,320
I could save time.

1980
01:51:43,460 --> 01:51:45,120
By going a certain route here.

1981
01:51:45,460 --> 01:51:47,020
But I'm not particularly too sure.

1982
01:51:49,340 --> 01:51:50,680
exactly which route to go on.

1983
01:51:51,200 --> 01:51:53,880
I've been down the Dunleary Harbour over the weekend.

1984
01:51:53,980 --> 01:51:55,600
I was on a new navy ship.

1985
01:51:55,700 --> 01:51:56,640
We have a great bit of business.

1986
01:51:56,940 --> 01:51:58,240
Is that open to the public?

1987
01:51:58,520 --> 01:51:58,760
Eric.

1988
01:51:59,380 --> 01:52:00,740
Because that could be a Tommy.

1989
01:52:01,440 --> 01:52:03,260
That could be a fucking Tommy special.

1990
01:52:03,360 --> 01:52:03,800
Could it not?

1991
01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:09,040
I'd say that game is right.

1992
01:52:15,840 --> 01:52:17,480
Probably won't be allowed to stream on it.

1993
01:52:29,340 --> 01:52:33,340
A few definitely maybes in the upcoming Canal Reparanda.

1994
01:52:34,320 --> 01:52:35,080
Which you know.

1995
01:52:35,620 --> 01:52:36,420
Is interesting.

1996
01:52:36,520 --> 01:52:37,700
We've got two of these boats here.

1997
01:52:37,700 --> 01:52:41,600
This is going to be a hard game to play.

1998
01:52:41,720 --> 01:52:42,680
Because in the first one.

1999
01:52:42,900 --> 01:52:45,800
You didn't have accusations of Parabellum being launched at you.

2000
01:52:45,920 --> 01:52:46,280
Which was.

2001
01:52:49,440 --> 01:52:50,800
Which was kind of forgiving.

2002
01:52:51,720 --> 01:52:52,780
Tell you what we will do.

2003
01:52:53,520 --> 01:52:54,220
Get this.

2004
01:52:55,320 --> 01:52:57,340
Glow up situation over and done with.

2005
01:53:07,160 --> 01:53:08,360
Get that out of the way.

2006
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:08,360
Get that out of the way.

2007
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:08,360
Get that out of the way.

2008
01:53:08,360 --> 01:53:08,400
Get that out of the way.

2009
01:53:10,900 --> 01:53:12,680
Just get me answers at best.

2010
01:53:12,940 --> 01:53:14,780
Now this is my ass on the line.

2011
01:53:15,140 --> 01:53:15,580
Lara.

2012
01:53:16,080 --> 01:53:16,860
Lara's craft.

2013
01:53:18,780 --> 01:53:19,980
Thank you very much there.

2014
01:53:20,240 --> 01:53:21,220
Lara's craft.

2015
01:53:22,440 --> 01:53:23,860
This Lara craft.

2016
01:53:26,360 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2017
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2018
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2019
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2020
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2021
01:53:26,960 --> 01:53:26,960
Lara.

2022
01:53:27,560 --> 01:53:31,020
I don't want to read that out in Italian.

2023
01:53:31,020 --> 01:53:31,640
What you wrote.

2024
01:53:31,640 --> 01:53:32,340
Because in case.

2025
01:53:32,340 --> 01:53:33,380
Some sort of fucking.

2026
01:53:34,640 --> 01:53:36,160
Smut ridden comment.

2027
01:53:36,560 --> 01:53:37,380
In italiano.

2028
01:53:39,460 --> 01:53:42,280
Do you know.

2029
01:53:42,400 --> 01:53:42,920
You do get.

2030
01:53:43,040 --> 01:53:43,240
When you.

2031
01:53:43,320 --> 01:53:44,220
When you play games.

2032
01:53:44,780 --> 01:53:45,720
You play with fire.

2033
01:53:45,860 --> 01:53:47,340
If you're playing a Lara craft game.

2034
01:53:47,380 --> 01:53:48,740
Especially when it's being rendered.

2035
01:53:48,940 --> 01:53:50,140
With new graphics like this.

2036
01:53:50,400 --> 01:53:51,860
Because you might get a lot of fucking.

2037
01:53:52,420 --> 01:53:52,860
Top.

2038
01:53:53,100 --> 01:53:53,480
UK.

2039
01:53:53,620 --> 01:53:54,200
Lad bands.

2040
01:53:54,340 --> 01:53:54,780
Comments.

2041
01:53:55,620 --> 01:53:55,800
And.

2042
01:53:56,040 --> 01:53:57,880
I'm not going down that route.

2043
01:53:58,000 --> 01:53:59,000
That's not this kind.

2044
01:53:59,100 --> 01:54:00,540
That's not that kind of stream.

2045
01:54:02,480 --> 01:54:03,300
What I do.

2046
01:54:03,520 --> 01:54:04,780
I do want to tell you is.

2047
01:54:04,980 --> 01:54:05,600
I'm mad.

2048
01:54:05,800 --> 01:54:06,760
To level accusations.

2049
01:54:06,760 --> 01:54:07,760
Of Parabellum.

2050
01:54:07,840 --> 01:54:09,400
At any of these clowns.

2051
01:54:09,480 --> 01:54:10,080
That are coming around.

2052
01:54:10,220 --> 01:54:10,260
And.

2053
01:54:10,900 --> 01:54:11,600
With a bit of luck.

2054
01:54:11,660 --> 01:54:12,660
Utilizing the new.

2055
01:54:13,020 --> 01:54:14,140
Drone technology.

2056
01:54:14,140 --> 01:54:15,440
We can see these guys.

2057
01:54:16,580 --> 01:54:17,500
Have spawned.

2058
01:54:17,680 --> 01:54:18,320
Even before.

2059
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,340
We get to see them.

2060
01:54:19,600 --> 01:54:20,120
In reality.

2061
01:54:20,260 --> 01:54:20,980
Let's have a look here.

2062
01:54:21,100 --> 01:54:21,520
And hopefully.

2063
01:54:22,100 --> 01:54:23,020
It's a Shafi.

2064
01:54:24,000 --> 01:54:24,380
No.

2065
01:54:25,240 --> 01:54:26,020
Maybe not.

2066
01:54:26,020 --> 01:54:28,520
Maybe they come out.

2067
01:54:28,580 --> 01:54:29,200
That door there.

2068
01:54:29,260 --> 01:54:30,000
When you open the door.

2069
01:54:30,060 --> 01:54:30,900
But I think you need.

2070
01:54:30,980 --> 01:54:31,560
A fucking key.

2071
01:54:31,640 --> 01:54:32,240
To do that.

2072
01:54:33,440 --> 01:54:33,740
Tell you.

2073
01:54:33,820 --> 01:54:33,960
Have.

2074
01:54:34,100 --> 01:54:34,280
Has.

2075
01:54:34,360 --> 01:54:35,640
Has Venice ever looked.

2076
01:54:35,840 --> 01:54:36,580
As quality.

2077
01:54:36,700 --> 01:54:37,300
And as good as this.

2078
01:54:37,360 --> 01:54:38,060
And I used to like.

2079
01:54:38,120 --> 01:54:38,880
This touch here.

2080
01:54:39,300 --> 01:54:40,240
The kind of green.

2081
01:54:40,480 --> 01:54:40,880
Algae.

2082
01:54:41,800 --> 01:54:42,560
At the bottom.

2083
01:54:42,560 --> 01:54:43,080
Of the door.

2084
01:54:43,340 --> 01:54:44,300
A very moist.

2085
01:54:45,080 --> 01:54:45,600
Atmosphere.

2086
01:54:45,740 --> 01:54:46,240
Over there.

2087
01:54:47,400 --> 01:54:47,740
And.

2088
01:54:47,940 --> 01:54:48,720
Quite stinky.

2089
01:54:48,840 --> 01:54:49,340
I'd imagine.

2090
01:54:49,460 --> 01:54:50,320
In the heat of summer.

2091
01:54:55,360 --> 01:54:55,800
But.

2092
01:54:55,960 --> 01:54:56,900
I'm just going to read it.

2093
01:54:57,580 --> 01:54:57,900
Anyway.

2094
01:54:58,100 --> 01:54:58,420
Even though.

2095
01:54:58,460 --> 01:54:59,320
I don't know what it means.

2096
01:54:59,400 --> 01:54:59,600
But it.

2097
01:54:59,840 --> 01:55:00,080
No.

2098
01:55:00,140 --> 01:55:00,460
I won't.

2099
01:55:00,520 --> 01:55:01,360
Because if it does.

2100
01:55:01,400 --> 01:55:02,400
I don't want that to be.

2101
01:55:02,620 --> 01:55:02,660
A.

2102
01:55:03,660 --> 01:55:04,660
Clip of me saying.

2103
01:55:04,760 --> 01:55:05,680
Whatever the fuck it means.

2104
01:55:06,060 --> 01:55:06,280
Oh.

2105
01:55:06,320 --> 01:55:07,100
He does spawn them.

2106
01:55:07,680 --> 01:55:08,480
And we've got Shafi.

2107
01:55:08,560 --> 01:55:09,340
We've got a Shafi.

2108
01:55:09,400 --> 01:55:10,040
And a Doberman.

2109
01:55:11,700 --> 01:55:12,900
And he looks friendly.

2110
01:55:13,260 --> 01:55:14,060
Very friendly.

2111
01:55:14,060 --> 01:55:14,160
Very friendly.

2112
01:55:15,200 --> 01:55:15,940
This guy.

2113
01:55:16,940 --> 01:55:17,380
Insane.

2114
01:55:18,480 --> 01:55:18,680
You know.

2115
01:55:18,740 --> 01:55:19,620
How does that happen?

2116
01:55:21,260 --> 01:55:21,500
It's like.

2117
01:55:21,720 --> 01:55:21,900
An.

2118
01:55:21,980 --> 01:55:22,520
An art.

2119
01:55:22,640 --> 01:55:23,760
An art installation.

2120
01:55:23,920 --> 01:55:24,580
That you'd find.

2121
01:55:25,840 --> 01:55:26,320
And there.

2122
01:55:26,420 --> 01:55:26,900
Here we have.

2123
01:55:26,980 --> 01:55:27,800
The man himself.

2124
01:55:29,780 --> 01:55:30,900
Steroid Shafi.

2125
01:55:33,800 --> 01:55:35,720
Roam about a virtual environment.

2126
01:55:35,720 --> 01:55:36,520
With your avatar.

2127
01:55:37,480 --> 01:55:39,020
Roam about a virtual environment.

2128
01:55:39,160 --> 01:55:40,320
With your Lara Croft.

2129
01:55:40,520 --> 01:55:41,760
Miss Lara Croft.

2130
01:55:43,080 --> 01:55:44,280
Nintendo Game Boy.

2131
01:55:47,080 --> 01:55:48,140
A very.

2132
01:55:49,320 --> 01:55:49,920
Concerned.

2133
01:55:49,940 --> 01:55:51,200
Looking lady there.

2134
01:55:51,540 --> 01:55:53,000
She's not even the guns drawn.

2135
01:55:53,120 --> 01:55:53,900
She's not even.

2136
01:55:54,620 --> 01:55:55,640
In battle mode.

2137
01:55:55,740 --> 01:55:56,960
But there's a concerning.

2138
01:55:57,500 --> 01:55:59,400
And unacceptable look on her face.

2139
01:56:00,940 --> 01:56:02,460
Then you flick it to new graphics.

2140
01:56:02,600 --> 01:56:03,860
And she just looks chilled out.

2141
01:56:06,380 --> 01:56:07,900
Handheld swole Shafi.

2142
01:56:08,860 --> 01:56:09,560
Coming up.

2143
01:56:09,720 --> 01:56:11,000
Let's just get a little look there.

2144
01:56:11,000 --> 01:56:11,860
For a comparison.

2145
01:56:12,080 --> 01:56:13,660
I'm going to put Shu up on the.

2146
01:56:13,880 --> 01:56:14,340
Screen.

2147
01:56:14,500 --> 01:56:15,140
See how.

2148
01:56:15,140 --> 01:56:19,080
Likely the resemblance is.

2149
01:56:19,260 --> 01:56:19,560
Let's have a look.

2150
01:56:19,700 --> 01:56:20,800
Computer Chronicles.

2151
01:56:21,500 --> 01:56:22,560
We have that there.

2152
01:56:25,060 --> 01:56:25,580
Brave.

2153
01:56:26,240 --> 01:56:27,780
Is the browser window.

2154
01:56:33,880 --> 01:56:37,360
We might need to just skip on a little bit here in this episode.

2155
01:56:37,520 --> 01:56:38,820
Just so we can see the boy.

2156
01:56:41,420 --> 01:56:43,400
This week on Computer Chronicles.

2157
01:56:43,400 --> 01:56:47,920
Maybe we can even do.

2158
01:56:48,680 --> 01:56:49,120
No.

2159
01:56:49,240 --> 01:56:49,540
It's not.

2160
01:56:49,620 --> 01:56:50,580
It's not the right face.

2161
01:56:50,720 --> 01:56:52,680
I just need to get the right look.

2162
01:56:52,780 --> 01:56:53,840
The right frame.

2163
01:56:54,560 --> 01:56:56,440
The right frame to arrive.

2164
01:56:57,400 --> 01:56:58,360
And we can do.

2165
01:56:58,460 --> 01:56:59,640
A sort of morph.

2166
01:57:00,080 --> 01:57:00,920
Face morph.

2167
01:57:01,260 --> 01:57:01,800
On Stu.

2168
01:57:03,140 --> 01:57:03,580
Just going to.

2169
01:57:04,440 --> 01:57:05,880
Just going to skip through there.

2170
01:57:07,400 --> 01:57:08,320
Chronicles.

2171
01:57:08,320 --> 01:57:09,840
The newest in PDAs.

2172
01:57:10,120 --> 01:57:11,360
Palm tops and handheld.

2173
01:57:13,240 --> 01:57:14,220
Palm top and.

2174
01:57:15,060 --> 01:57:16,140
Handheld palm device.

2175
01:57:16,300 --> 01:57:16,880
Look at that.

2176
01:57:17,520 --> 01:57:18,540
Don't want to get too into this.

2177
01:57:18,580 --> 01:57:20,080
Because I'm going to get watching the Chronicles.

2178
01:57:20,720 --> 01:57:22,140
And it's really not my intention.

2179
01:57:22,240 --> 01:57:23,940
But look at this for a frame right here.

2180
01:57:23,980 --> 01:57:24,980
If we can get that up.

2181
01:57:26,080 --> 01:57:26,600
Beautiful.

2182
01:57:26,600 --> 01:57:26,800
Beautiful.

2183
01:57:28,220 --> 01:57:29,980
I mean he's a happy man in that one.

2184
01:57:30,900 --> 01:57:32,480
This is one of his walks and talks.

2185
01:57:32,640 --> 01:57:33,160
Ah yeah.

2186
01:57:34,640 --> 01:57:35,360
That's great.

2187
01:57:35,740 --> 01:57:37,380
Maybe just a few frames back then.

2188
01:57:37,480 --> 01:57:37,640
So.

2189
01:57:37,860 --> 01:57:38,360
That'll.

2190
01:57:38,600 --> 01:57:38,960
We might.

2191
01:57:39,160 --> 01:57:40,060
We might get something.

2192
01:57:41,720 --> 01:57:42,340
Well to complete.

2193
01:57:43,860 --> 01:57:47,080
Bear with me there folks.

2194
01:57:48,460 --> 01:57:49,180
Ranged for the Nino.

2195
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:51,200
It ranged from three to five hundred dollars.

2196
01:57:51,280 --> 01:57:51,460
All right.

2197
01:57:51,520 --> 01:57:52,280
Thank you very much Chris.

2198
01:57:52,400 --> 01:57:52,920
Thank you.

2199
01:57:53,640 --> 01:57:54,040
Thank you.

2200
01:57:54,180 --> 01:57:54,600
I'm.

2201
01:57:55,260 --> 01:57:56,560
Spoiling the episode here.

2202
01:57:57,300 --> 01:57:58,200
Just go back.

2203
01:57:59,940 --> 01:58:00,640
We want.

2204
01:58:00,860 --> 01:58:02,800
A shot of him where he's not looking too.

2205
01:58:02,940 --> 01:58:03,920
Happy or impressed.

2206
01:58:08,280 --> 01:58:09,520
Maybe at the end of the show.

2207
01:58:09,760 --> 01:58:12,020
But he does give us a smile at the end of the show.

2208
01:58:12,960 --> 01:58:13,460
That'll do.

2209
01:58:13,540 --> 01:58:13,700
That's.

2210
01:58:13,820 --> 01:58:14,940
Look at the clarity on that.

2211
01:58:16,760 --> 01:58:17,240
That's.

2212
01:58:17,280 --> 01:58:17,800
That's crystal.

2213
01:58:19,300 --> 01:58:20,460
That's crystal maze.

2214
01:58:26,980 --> 01:58:30,640
I just have to increase the size edge of that browser window.

2215
01:58:35,520 --> 01:58:36,120
Filters.

2216
01:58:38,120 --> 01:58:39,240
Color correction.

2217
01:58:42,580 --> 01:58:43,060
Opacity.

2218
01:58:43,220 --> 01:58:44,480
Downshift.

2219
01:58:49,900 --> 01:58:50,780
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2220
01:58:51,560 --> 01:58:52,120
You're not a killer.

2221
01:58:52,360 --> 01:58:52,800
No I'm not.

2222
01:58:53,320 --> 01:58:54,260
Computer games.

2223
01:58:54,760 --> 01:58:55,920
Handheld gaming devices.

2224
01:58:56,320 --> 01:58:56,840
Game Boy.

2225
01:58:57,040 --> 01:58:58,000
Is this a bad thing for.

2226
01:58:59,180 --> 01:59:00,220
Not great actually.

2227
01:59:00,380 --> 01:59:01,720
It's more Joe Rogan-esque.

2228
01:59:02,860 --> 01:59:03,560
We can see.

2229
01:59:03,640 --> 01:59:04,180
If we move out.

2230
01:59:04,260 --> 01:59:04,720
We can see.

2231
01:59:04,860 --> 01:59:07,860
What if we mess around with the field of view in these options here.

2232
01:59:11,860 --> 01:59:12,420
That's it.

2233
01:59:12,420 --> 01:59:12,420
That's it.

2234
01:59:12,420 --> 01:59:12,420
That's it.

2235
01:59:14,500 --> 01:59:15,360
Field of view.

2236
01:59:16,240 --> 01:59:18,500
Make his head fill the screen like.

2237
01:59:19,460 --> 01:59:20,080
Look at that.

2238
01:59:21,920 --> 01:59:22,920
Turbo stew.

2239
01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:22,920
Turbo stew.

2240
01:59:22,920 --> 01:59:33,760
I think we're getting there.

2241
01:59:33,840 --> 01:59:34,640
We're getting there.

2242
01:59:34,640 --> 01:59:35,980
Nintendo Game Boy.

2243
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:37,940
Getting there now.

2244
01:59:38,080 --> 01:59:38,460
Getting there.

2245
01:59:38,540 --> 01:59:44,060
You know yourself.

2246
01:59:44,060 --> 01:59:48,580
Maybe we put the layer behind the actual game capture windows.

2247
01:59:48,580 --> 01:59:57,620
We have a good blend.

2248
01:59:57,620 --> 02:00:04,460
Bear with me here, folks.

2249
02:00:04,460 --> 02:00:14,460
Let's try to get to grips with this.

2250
02:00:14,460 --> 02:00:16,960
Computer games.

2251
02:00:16,960 --> 02:00:18,800
Handheld gaming devices.

2252
02:00:18,800 --> 02:00:20,700
Game Boy.

2253
02:00:20,700 --> 02:00:22,640
Game Boy.

2254
02:00:22,640 --> 02:00:23,320
You're not a killer.

2255
02:00:23,320 --> 02:00:24,460
No, I'm not.

2256
02:00:24,460 --> 02:00:25,160
You're not a killer.

2257
02:00:25,160 --> 02:00:26,760
No, I'm not.

2258
02:00:26,760 --> 02:00:27,260
It's great.

2259
02:00:27,260 --> 02:00:30,120
Look, I mean, I was expecting better from that myself.

2260
02:00:30,120 --> 02:00:31,120
Didn't really.

2261
02:00:31,120 --> 02:00:33,900
I think, I mean, look, the joke was done an hour ago.

2262
02:00:33,900 --> 02:00:34,900
That's what we're dealing with here.

2263
02:00:34,900 --> 02:00:37,580
It's a joke layered on another joke.

2264
02:00:37,580 --> 02:00:38,580
Not really working.

2265
02:00:38,580 --> 02:00:43,460
And there's fucking dead.

2266
02:00:43,460 --> 02:00:44,900
Handheld gaming devices.

2267
02:00:44,900 --> 02:00:46,900
Get him off the screen.

2268
02:00:46,900 --> 02:00:47,900
Game Boy.

2269
02:00:47,900 --> 02:00:51,560
No offense to you, but that was not great for us.

2270
02:00:51,560 --> 02:00:53,900
Not great for the stream.

2271
02:00:53,900 --> 02:00:55,900
Load the game.

2272
02:00:55,900 --> 02:00:56,900
Where do we last save?

2273
02:00:56,900 --> 02:00:57,900
That's the thing.

2274
02:00:57,900 --> 02:00:58,900
Oh, fuck sake.

2275
02:00:58,900 --> 02:00:59,900
Look, it is what it is.

2276
02:00:59,900 --> 02:01:00,900
It was what it was.

2277
02:01:00,900 --> 02:01:01,900
It did what it did.

2278
02:01:01,900 --> 02:01:02,900
Now we're here.

2279
02:01:02,900 --> 02:01:12,820
Snake. Look it is what it is, it was what it was, it did what it did and now we're here.

2280
02:01:20,500 --> 02:01:22,240
He has his game face on.

2281
02:01:22,240 --> 02:01:39,360
Oh, missing the shot to win. There we go. He leaves us a nice little package.

2282
02:01:42,240 --> 02:01:51,460
It's time to really ramp up the pace here I'm afraid. There's been a definite Darth in pace over the last few moments to minutes to tens of minutes.

2283
02:01:52,240 --> 02:01:59,640
I'm not particularly too happy with this, but let's see how we get on here and ride this boat right into the landmines of... of Damien.

2284
02:02:01,120 --> 02:02:02,940
That's one for Damien Campbell there.

2285
02:02:04,760 --> 02:02:10,680
Who's leveling accusations of non-tumoristic nature. There was very... there was a lack of raiding going on.

2286
02:02:11,680 --> 02:02:16,620
You can't raid as hard as that, like driving a boat into a fucking sea of landmines.

2287
02:02:17,440 --> 02:02:20,680
I'd like to see... I'd like to see you raid harder than that.

2288
02:02:20,680 --> 02:02:25,600
I'm just gonna save scum every two seconds.

2289
02:02:41,460 --> 02:02:44,580
Oh yeah, now we've... that's lovely. It's cancelled that music.

2290
02:02:56,120 --> 02:02:59,080
Right in the breadbasket. What's the... we get up here, right?

2291
02:02:59,420 --> 02:02:59,700
No?

2292
02:03:01,600 --> 02:03:03,360
Oh, he can climb! Shafey can climb!

2293
02:03:06,180 --> 02:03:06,980
Shafey can climb!

2294
02:03:11,120 --> 02:03:17,440
It really makes me a sad man to have to take... take out a good guy like Shafey like this.

2295
02:03:19,760 --> 02:03:22,460
And look at the air that she manages to get there.

2296
02:03:25,340 --> 02:03:27,960
Lovely detail on the shells hitting the ground.

2297
02:03:30,160 --> 02:03:31,840
And then we've... himself there.

2298
02:03:31,940 --> 02:03:32,380
You're not a killer.

2299
02:03:32,580 --> 02:03:33,040
No, I'm not.

2300
02:03:33,380 --> 02:03:35,700
But he is a killer in this game at the moment.

2301
02:03:35,940 --> 02:03:37,920
That... that's what he's about to try and do.

2302
02:03:42,140 --> 02:03:43,020
Beautiful stuff.

2303
02:03:43,760 --> 02:03:45,720
Big Stew bit the bullet there.

2304
02:03:46,280 --> 02:03:47,440
And he's also...

2305
02:03:47,440 --> 02:03:47,720
Uh-huh.

2306
02:03:47,720 --> 02:03:52,960
...done us a lovely service of dropping us a kind-hearted and generous massive medipack.

2307
02:03:53,360 --> 02:03:55,380
And then the man in the iron mask.

2308
02:03:57,080 --> 02:03:57,820
Sensual key.

2309
02:03:58,020 --> 02:03:58,200
Uh-huh.

2310
02:03:58,840 --> 02:03:59,920
Wastes of skin.

2311
02:04:01,980 --> 02:04:02,800
Sensual key.

2312
02:04:03,580 --> 02:04:04,660
Sweaty fists.

2313
02:04:05,880 --> 02:04:06,840
Sensual key.

2314
02:04:07,160 --> 02:04:07,960
Back off.

2315
02:04:10,120 --> 02:04:11,120
Sensual key.

2316
02:04:11,320 --> 02:04:12,360
Wastes of skin.

2317
02:04:25,300 --> 02:04:27,360
A lot of pace actually happening right now.

2318
02:04:27,940 --> 02:04:30,480
I wasn't... I wasn't sure it was gonna happen, but it's happening.

2319
02:04:30,480 --> 02:04:34,160
I fucking pressed it down then.

2320
02:04:34,440 --> 02:04:37,140
I keep on doing that, making the same switch.

2321
02:04:37,640 --> 02:04:40,440
I can hear a few footsteps up above here.

2322
02:04:40,520 --> 02:04:42,740
It's time to really Xanadu 2.0 them.

2323
02:04:42,740 --> 02:04:43,980
In Montecito.

2324
02:04:50,540 --> 02:04:54,380
Might actually get a look at Xanadu 2.0, because I've heard a lot of it.

2325
02:04:54,740 --> 02:04:56,300
I've not actually seen it, you know.

2326
02:05:01,520 --> 02:05:02,480
Beautiful stuff.

2327
02:05:02,480 --> 02:05:03,780
Liquid smooth work.

2328
02:05:08,060 --> 02:05:12,980
I mean, if I was to guess, it's probably like a myriad of underground bases.

2329
02:05:14,620 --> 02:05:15,960
Bill Gates' gaff.

2330
02:05:16,880 --> 02:05:19,160
Bill Gates' private secret island.

2331
02:05:19,800 --> 02:05:20,320
Fortress.

2332
02:05:23,320 --> 02:05:25,560
It's an epic scene.

2333
02:05:26,040 --> 02:05:28,280
A swan dive into a Venetian canal.

2334
02:05:28,840 --> 02:05:30,120
Who'd have thought it was possible?

2335
02:05:35,560 --> 02:05:37,000
Unbelievable scenes there.

2336
02:05:37,460 --> 02:05:38,700
Kind of Christ-like.

2337
02:05:39,460 --> 02:05:41,180
She's actually getting Christ air.

2338
02:05:42,180 --> 02:05:45,540
I wonder was there a particular moment where she is...

2339
02:05:46,100 --> 02:05:47,160
in Christ air.

2340
02:05:47,180 --> 02:05:49,620
Like, pure cross... mode.

2341
02:05:55,620 --> 02:05:56,960
A view from beneath the canal?

2342
02:05:57,140 --> 02:05:58,060
Not too bad, either.

2343
02:06:07,360 --> 02:06:09,540
Miss Lara Croft, everybody.

2344
02:06:10,400 --> 02:06:11,600
Miss Lara Croft.

2345
02:06:16,640 --> 02:06:21,360
They didn't rehearse that bit with Lara coming out in Late Late, I'd imagine.

2346
02:06:22,480 --> 02:06:23,200
Because...

2347
02:06:23,200 --> 02:06:26,200
the sheer bizarre nature of it would have...

2348
02:06:26,760 --> 02:06:28,140
definitely been identified.

2349
02:06:28,620 --> 02:06:31,640
That's the second time I've heard a siren in about ten minutes outside.

2350
02:06:31,780 --> 02:06:32,200
Hopefully, uh...

2351
02:06:33,320 --> 02:06:35,600
there's no cheeky business going on.

2352
02:06:36,300 --> 02:06:36,900
But...

2353
02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:38,860
you definitely would have noticed...

2354
02:06:38,860 --> 02:06:40,900
how bizarre that moment was...

2355
02:06:40,900 --> 02:06:42,980
if they'd have done a run-through of it.

2356
02:06:48,980 --> 02:06:51,180
Miss Lara Croft, everybody.

2357
02:06:56,860 --> 02:06:58,820
What have I got in my inventory here?

2358
02:06:58,880 --> 02:06:59,380
I've got...

2359
02:07:00,080 --> 02:07:02,520
I haven't got a key to open this door.

2360
02:07:05,380 --> 02:07:06,220
Trying to...

2361
02:07:06,220 --> 02:07:07,960
I can't remember how to open this door.

2362
02:07:16,300 --> 02:07:17,960
You're having egg, beans, and sausage.

2363
02:07:18,500 --> 02:07:19,820
Sounds like a great situation.

2364
02:07:20,240 --> 02:07:21,900
I hope you're having a wonderful day.

2365
02:07:22,000 --> 02:07:23,440
Please do enjoy those meats.

2366
02:07:24,720 --> 02:07:25,100
Come on.

2367
02:07:25,100 --> 02:07:30,260
That's not great at all.

2368
02:07:31,220 --> 02:07:32,340
Miss Lara Croft.

2369
02:07:38,040 --> 02:07:39,860
Thank God we saved it because it...

2370
02:07:39,860 --> 02:07:41,040
shouldn't be an absolute bollick.

2371
02:07:41,140 --> 02:07:41,460
We still...

2372
02:07:41,460 --> 02:07:43,820
Now I have to take out those fuckers again.

2373
02:07:45,920 --> 02:07:46,380
Hang on.

2374
02:07:46,440 --> 02:07:46,700
I got a...

2375
02:07:46,700 --> 02:07:48,540
I got a key off the guy in the Iron Mask.

2376
02:07:48,760 --> 02:07:50,060
But I used that in the slot.

2377
02:07:50,180 --> 02:07:51,300
Then I opened a switch...

2378
02:07:52,080 --> 02:07:52,400
with...

2379
02:07:52,400 --> 02:07:53,340
inside that room.

2380
02:07:53,960 --> 02:07:55,420
Trying to think of what that opened.

2381
02:08:07,200 --> 02:08:08,520
It opened the blue gate.

2382
02:08:08,740 --> 02:08:09,220
I see.

2383
02:08:09,740 --> 02:08:10,300
I see.

2384
02:08:11,760 --> 02:08:13,500
Do a bit of a fucking Shenmue.

2385
02:08:14,980 --> 02:08:16,000
Revelation there.

2386
02:08:22,900 --> 02:08:24,720
No.

2387
02:08:30,720 --> 02:08:31,080
Aha.

2388
02:08:34,920 --> 02:08:35,340
Right.

2389
02:08:35,420 --> 02:08:36,460
We open this one.

2390
02:08:36,640 --> 02:08:37,300
Straight in.

2391
02:08:38,060 --> 02:08:39,980
I just need to remember to save Scum.

2392
02:08:40,240 --> 02:08:41,360
The only problem...

2393
02:08:41,360 --> 02:08:44,020
I do keep forgetting that.

2394
02:08:44,140 --> 02:08:46,140
And that's what is holding up the speedrun.

2395
02:08:46,360 --> 02:08:46,680
But...

2396
02:08:46,680 --> 02:08:47,320
Don't worry.

2397
02:08:47,420 --> 02:08:48,140
Guinness...

2398
02:08:48,140 --> 02:08:49,240
If you are watching...

2399
02:08:49,240 --> 02:08:50,000
I know you are.

2400
02:08:51,440 --> 02:08:52,320
It's all gravy.

2401
02:08:52,400 --> 02:08:53,240
Don't worry about it.

2402
02:08:53,380 --> 02:08:53,680
Don't...

2403
02:08:53,680 --> 02:08:55,260
It doesn't even add up...

2404
02:08:55,260 --> 02:08:56,240
To the final score.

2405
02:09:02,880 --> 02:09:04,280
Shafé dropped a Medipack.

2406
02:09:04,500 --> 02:09:05,300
Must remember that.

2407
02:09:06,240 --> 02:09:07,700
We've got Man in the Iron Mask.

2408
02:09:07,820 --> 02:09:09,160
I'm gonna get the Magnums out.

2409
02:09:10,380 --> 02:09:11,640
Or their M16 clips.

2410
02:09:11,800 --> 02:09:13,700
Get the fucking automatic pistol going.

2411
02:09:15,040 --> 02:09:16,920
Should really be saving the ammunition.

2412
02:09:24,020 --> 02:09:24,840
You're not a woman.

2413
02:09:25,060 --> 02:09:25,500
No I'm not.

2414
02:09:27,640 --> 02:09:28,900
Handheld gaming devices.

2415
02:09:33,640 --> 02:09:33,960
Aha.

2416
02:09:36,540 --> 02:09:38,580
Beautiful set of Magnum clips there.

2417
02:09:41,360 --> 02:09:42,560
Lovely Medipack.

2418
02:09:43,700 --> 02:09:44,700
Lovely atmosphere.

2419
02:09:44,700 --> 02:09:54,240
Ben.

2420
02:09:54,400 --> 02:09:56,320
I was there before I even read your message.

2421
02:09:56,500 --> 02:09:57,720
So that opened a gate.

2422
02:09:58,780 --> 02:09:59,940
Let's see where that opened.

2423
02:10:00,040 --> 02:10:00,920
I wasn't paying attention.

2424
02:10:02,400 --> 02:10:04,140
I think it opened the blue gate.

2425
02:10:04,280 --> 02:10:05,220
Is that what somebody said?

2426
02:10:05,260 --> 02:10:06,820
The blue gate like a...

2427
02:10:06,820 --> 02:10:08,160
On the waterway.

2428
02:10:13,160 --> 02:10:13,560
Okay.

2429
02:10:13,560 --> 02:10:14,380
That opened that gate.

2430
02:10:14,380 --> 02:10:18,040
I was trying to think of how I get into those other rooms.

2431
02:10:18,260 --> 02:10:19,000
I mean it...

2432
02:10:19,000 --> 02:10:20,820
It seemed like it was easier.

2433
02:10:21,080 --> 02:10:21,860
Back in the day.

2434
02:10:32,940 --> 02:10:34,920
Great bit of parkour work there as well.

2435
02:10:38,920 --> 02:10:39,900
Want to be a woman?

2436
02:10:40,180 --> 02:10:41,120
Now you can.

2437
02:10:41,580 --> 02:10:43,520
Lara Croft in Tomb Raider.

2438
02:10:43,520 --> 02:10:45,460
For the handheld generation.

2439
02:10:45,460 --> 02:10:47,140
For the beautiful new game.

2440
02:10:47,360 --> 02:10:49,100
Out on Sony PlayStation.

2441
02:10:49,760 --> 02:10:51,740
Joining me to discuss this is Ben.

2442
02:10:51,880 --> 02:10:53,320
Ben you're very welcome to the show.

2443
02:10:53,480 --> 02:10:54,180
Thanks very much.

2444
02:10:55,380 --> 02:10:57,320
So is it good or is it shit?

2445
02:10:58,780 --> 02:11:00,540
So I'm trying to get up on the box there.

2446
02:11:00,600 --> 02:11:01,280
It's not going to work.

2447
02:11:02,060 --> 02:11:02,820
It was funny there.

2448
02:11:02,940 --> 02:11:04,960
I think it was watching something the other day.

2449
02:11:05,040 --> 02:11:06,140
And somebody said...

2450
02:11:06,140 --> 02:11:08,140
So is it good or...

2451
02:11:08,140 --> 02:11:09,560
So is it bad or is it awesome?

2452
02:11:09,920 --> 02:11:11,180
In relation to...

2453
02:11:11,180 --> 02:11:16,120
The abuse that some women would gasplay in games in the gaming world.

2454
02:11:16,360 --> 02:11:17,700
The gaming community.

2455
02:11:20,140 --> 02:11:24,080
But his lines of questioning usually go along that line of...

2456
02:11:24,080 --> 02:11:25,580
So is it good or is it bad?

2457
02:11:26,960 --> 02:11:29,180
So joining me to discuss this is Ben.

2458
02:11:29,300 --> 02:11:30,380
Ben you're very welcome to the show.

2459
02:11:30,460 --> 02:11:32,780
So women in games and abuse they suffer.

2460
02:11:32,860 --> 02:11:33,880
Is that good or is it awesome?

2461
02:11:34,800 --> 02:11:36,680
Well it's not as clear a cut as that.

2462
02:11:36,860 --> 02:11:37,180
I mean...

2463
02:11:37,180 --> 02:11:39,020
You take a lot of the...

2464
02:11:39,020 --> 02:11:40,960
You look at the games that we see today.

2465
02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:42,640
A lot of them are online based.

2466
02:11:42,900 --> 02:11:46,740
And it's hard to really pin down...

2467
02:11:46,740 --> 02:11:47,080
What...

2468
02:11:47,080 --> 02:11:48,840
Exactly who is doing this.

2469
02:11:48,940 --> 02:11:51,220
So what we've come up with is a device...

2470
02:11:51,220 --> 02:11:53,980
Which shows you where the IP address is coming from.

2471
02:11:54,020 --> 02:11:57,360
And that isolates any IP that is being reported.

2472
02:11:57,980 --> 02:11:58,340
Okay.

2473
02:11:58,540 --> 02:11:59,160
But I mean...

2474
02:11:59,160 --> 02:12:02,360
You're dealing with people making reports about the players.

2475
02:12:02,600 --> 02:12:03,000
Am I right?

2476
02:12:03,280 --> 02:12:04,120
That's correct.

2477
02:12:05,120 --> 02:12:05,760
So...

2478
02:12:05,760 --> 02:12:07,080
Is that a good thing or is it...

2479
02:12:07,080 --> 02:12:07,880
Or is it a bad thing?

2480
02:12:08,000 --> 02:12:09,820
We're using this cheat system.

2481
02:12:10,400 --> 02:12:11,440
Well it's bad...

2482
02:12:11,440 --> 02:12:12,580
I mean it's good in one way.

2483
02:12:12,640 --> 02:12:14,400
And then it reduces the...

2484
02:12:14,400 --> 02:12:16,280
Chance of abuse occurring.

2485
02:12:17,000 --> 02:12:17,800
But...

2486
02:12:17,800 --> 02:12:18,800
On the other hand...

2487
02:12:18,800 --> 02:12:20,160
We are having to deal with...

2488
02:12:20,160 --> 02:12:22,300
False accusations of abuse.

2489
02:12:22,460 --> 02:12:23,060
So...

2490
02:12:23,060 --> 02:12:25,920
You could end up with a situation where a player is...

2491
02:12:25,920 --> 02:12:27,060
Banned from the game.

2492
02:12:27,240 --> 02:12:28,520
Having never ever actually...

2493
02:12:28,520 --> 02:12:30,280
Leveled accusations of abuse.

2494
02:12:30,560 --> 02:12:31,280
Of any kind.

2495
02:12:31,880 --> 02:12:32,280
Right?

2496
02:12:32,480 --> 02:12:33,100
And what else?

2497
02:12:33,720 --> 02:12:34,780
That really is it.

2498
02:12:34,780 --> 02:12:35,580
Okay.

2499
02:12:35,760 --> 02:12:36,400
Thanks Ben.

2500
02:12:37,180 --> 02:12:37,800
Stay with us.

2501
02:12:37,860 --> 02:12:38,320
Next up.

2502
02:12:38,380 --> 02:12:40,780
We've got random access coming right up.

2503
02:12:40,860 --> 02:12:42,660
And we're going to be looking at the latest you...

2504
02:12:42,660 --> 02:12:45,020
Handheld palm pilot devices.

2505
02:12:45,680 --> 02:12:46,720
Coming right up.

2506
02:12:51,000 --> 02:12:51,480
Boom.

2507
02:12:53,720 --> 02:12:55,920
It's going to go off again on another tangent.

2508
02:12:56,060 --> 02:12:56,420
But I mean...

2509
02:12:56,420 --> 02:12:57,220
Fucking kill it there.

2510
02:12:57,320 --> 02:12:57,600
It's enough.

2511
02:12:58,540 --> 02:13:00,020
I'll go on this, Ron.

2512
02:13:00,020 --> 02:13:00,280
You know?

2513
02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:04,220
Fucking hell.

2514
02:13:04,280 --> 02:13:06,040
That's the situation and a half.

2515
02:13:06,100 --> 02:13:06,400
Isn't it?

2516
02:13:07,500 --> 02:13:09,520
You need to level the boat up.

2517
02:13:09,600 --> 02:13:11,000
So it's on line with the...

2518
02:13:11,000 --> 02:13:12,380
Situation here.

2519
02:13:12,500 --> 02:13:14,000
I actually need to see...

2520
02:13:14,000 --> 02:13:14,680
And...

2521
02:13:14,680 --> 02:13:14,980
God.

2522
02:13:15,080 --> 02:13:16,380
Can I turn that music off?

2523
02:13:16,420 --> 02:13:17,780
It's getting on my nerves now.

2524
02:13:19,360 --> 02:13:19,940
So actually...

2525
02:13:19,940 --> 02:13:21,880
I was praising it there earlier on.

2526
02:13:21,940 --> 02:13:23,740
Saying Nathan McCree had done a good job.

2527
02:13:23,780 --> 02:13:24,940
He has done a good job.

2528
02:13:25,940 --> 02:13:27,540
But it's just too much, lads.

2529
02:13:29,540 --> 02:13:31,160
I'll turn that back up in a minute.

2530
02:13:37,380 --> 02:13:37,780
Okay.

2531
02:13:37,880 --> 02:13:39,500
We got a breakfast coming up.

2532
02:13:39,720 --> 02:13:40,520
And what have you got?

2533
02:13:40,520 --> 02:13:41,400
You got some meats?

2534
02:13:41,500 --> 02:13:42,260
You got an Irish...

2535
02:13:43,160 --> 02:13:44,260
Full on...

2536
02:13:44,260 --> 02:13:46,620
Top of the morning to your Irish breakfast.

2537
02:13:46,760 --> 02:13:47,480
Is that right?

2538
02:13:47,840 --> 02:13:48,480
From Ireland.

2539
02:13:49,760 --> 02:13:50,540
That's right, Stu.

2540
02:13:51,500 --> 02:13:52,020
So yeah.

2541
02:13:52,100 --> 02:13:53,100
You got your what?

2542
02:13:53,160 --> 02:13:54,140
You got your sausage.

2543
02:13:54,440 --> 02:13:54,880
You got what?

2544
02:13:54,960 --> 02:13:55,900
That black pudding.

2545
02:13:55,980 --> 02:13:56,760
That's blood, right?

2546
02:13:57,460 --> 02:13:59,500
I'm not going to get a disease from eating blood.

2547
02:13:59,660 --> 02:13:59,820
I'm...

2548
02:13:59,820 --> 02:14:00,680
I...

2549
02:14:00,680 --> 02:14:01,420
No.

2550
02:14:01,480 --> 02:14:02,400
That's not going to happen.

2551
02:14:03,520 --> 02:14:03,960
Right.

2552
02:14:04,060 --> 02:14:04,320
Okay.

2553
02:14:04,480 --> 02:14:06,240
And what about that sausage there?

2554
02:14:08,080 --> 02:14:13,660
When you think about Irish breakfast, you don't tend to think about potato farls in Guinness.

2555
02:14:14,300 --> 02:14:17,860
Joining me to discuss this is an Irish man.

2556
02:14:25,860 --> 02:14:26,260
This...

2557
02:14:26,260 --> 02:14:29,380
There's something I'm not doing here because...

2558
02:14:29,380 --> 02:14:31,640
There's a door back there I need to open up.

2559
02:14:32,280 --> 02:14:33,780
Is there a bloody switch?

2560
02:14:33,780 --> 02:14:35,880
That I need to hit or something?

2561
02:14:53,600 --> 02:14:54,420
Spinning around.

2562
02:14:54,720 --> 02:14:56,780
There's no way you'd be able to do that in real life.

2563
02:14:56,860 --> 02:14:58,700
Just spin around in a boat like this.

2564
02:15:01,920 --> 02:15:04,340
Pull forward and accelerate whilst making the jump.

2565
02:15:06,600 --> 02:15:07,140
Oh, look.

2566
02:15:07,180 --> 02:15:07,920
We've got the...

2567
02:15:08,740 --> 02:15:10,260
Speed boost.

2568
02:15:13,840 --> 02:15:15,180
It was my understanding.

2569
02:15:15,360 --> 02:15:17,340
You get down to this jetty over here.

2570
02:15:18,000 --> 02:15:18,640
And...

2571
02:15:18,640 --> 02:15:20,320
It opens up automatically.

2572
02:15:25,920 --> 02:15:28,240
You're not a leprechaun are you? No I'm not.

2573
02:15:33,840 --> 02:15:34,840
Fucking hell.

2574
02:15:37,060 --> 02:15:38,060
That there, sorry about that.

2575
02:15:43,560 --> 02:15:46,280
Chat 32. Chat 32.

2576
02:15:46,280 --> 02:15:48,280
Chat 32.

2577
02:16:00,280 --> 02:16:02,280
And hell, pancake device.

2578
02:16:07,720 --> 02:16:11,620
There is a secret back inside that gap I want to get.

2579
02:16:14,620 --> 02:16:30,460
I'm wondering is there a switch that I need to hit inside that room as well. It's funny actually the distinct lack of hint being leveled at me from the chat which displays that not everyone really understands what to do or what's going on in this game.

2580
02:16:31,460 --> 02:16:35,460
There's another fucking platform underneath down there, that could be something.

2581
02:16:43,960 --> 02:16:47,660
Golden Lynx or a jade dragon and a load of magnum clips.

2582
02:16:49,800 --> 02:16:50,800
And a fucking...

2583
02:16:51,760 --> 02:16:55,760
Is that a room or a push-pull block? I don't recall there being anything like that.

2584
02:17:00,280 --> 02:17:01,240
Look at this though.

2585
02:17:02,220 --> 02:17:03,800
Surely something has to be...

2586
02:17:04,800 --> 02:17:06,220
Haughty Bob, thank you very much.

2587
02:17:06,300 --> 02:17:07,640
Now Higgins isn't simple.

2588
02:17:08,800 --> 02:17:09,640
Let's see a special...

2589
02:17:09,640 --> 02:17:11,160
Oh here we go.

2590
02:17:13,500 --> 02:17:14,420
Here he is, look.

2591
02:17:15,260 --> 02:17:17,800
About to level accusations of battery at me.

2592
02:17:20,280 --> 02:17:22,760
Roam about a virtual environment with your avatar.

2593
02:17:24,040 --> 02:17:27,400
Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this or is there a good side to it?

2594
02:17:27,500 --> 02:17:30,700
Is this a bad thing that I'm swinging around or is it a baseball bat?

2595
02:17:31,640 --> 02:17:35,100
Is this a bad thing I'm swinging around or is it a golf ball club?

2596
02:17:35,800 --> 02:17:38,840
Because that's what they're called in the game, golf ball clubs.

2597
02:17:39,700 --> 02:17:42,340
Check out this for a pure fucking...

2598
02:17:42,340 --> 02:17:44,240
What the hell happened there?

2599
02:17:44,860 --> 02:17:45,600
That's just...

2600
02:17:45,600 --> 02:17:47,320
When a token roll goes wrong.

2601
02:17:50,060 --> 02:17:51,160
Insane world, huh?

2602
02:17:51,520 --> 02:17:53,520
That's the stuff of nightmares there.

2603
02:17:55,920 --> 02:17:58,060
She's like a floating...

2604
02:17:58,060 --> 02:18:01,680
Something out of Fallout, but a human version.

2605
02:18:02,460 --> 02:18:05,060
And her legs resemble arms even.

2606
02:18:11,060 --> 02:18:14,400
Got a Shafi Lara fucking token roll special.

2607
02:18:16,160 --> 02:18:18,320
She's a token roll star.

2608
02:18:19,520 --> 02:18:20,840
Nintendo's Game Boy.

2609
02:18:21,500 --> 02:18:22,660
Miss Lara Croft.

2610
02:18:23,280 --> 02:18:24,500
Miss Lara Croft.

2611
02:18:24,560 --> 02:18:25,400
Computer games.

2612
02:18:28,220 --> 02:18:30,380
Good job this guy can't shoot me or anything.

2613
02:18:30,500 --> 02:18:33,680
He's just a basic fucking bat wielder.

2614
02:18:34,620 --> 02:18:35,120
Batman.

2615
02:18:35,620 --> 02:18:36,840
But not even the good kind.

2616
02:18:36,840 --> 02:18:44,640
Game Boy.

2617
02:18:46,460 --> 02:18:48,860
He's dropped a lovely miniature med pack.

2618
02:18:48,960 --> 02:18:50,680
Thank you very much there, um...

2619
02:18:50,680 --> 02:18:51,840
Grand Smell of Penal.

2620
02:18:53,160 --> 02:18:53,580
Uh-huh.

2621
02:18:53,820 --> 02:18:54,840
And Padi Babu says...

2622
02:18:55,700 --> 02:18:57,660
The Merchant of Venice is after you.

2623
02:18:59,880 --> 02:19:04,440
Honorable mention to the Chi Yu men from Shenmue the other day over the phone.

2624
02:19:04,940 --> 02:19:09,940
It couldn't have been any more perfect that somebody was ringing him up on a fucking phone going...

2625
02:19:10,900 --> 02:19:12,480
The Chi Yu men are after you.

2626
02:19:16,560 --> 02:19:17,200
It was...

2627
02:19:17,200 --> 02:19:18,440
It was written in the stars.

2628
02:19:25,100 --> 02:19:26,140
A glass.

2629
02:19:26,140 --> 02:19:27,160
Wastes of skin.

2630
02:19:29,160 --> 02:19:30,700
I saw, um...

2631
02:19:30,700 --> 02:19:32,640
The latest Neil Oliver missive.

2632
02:19:32,920 --> 02:19:34,120
It wasn't great.

2633
02:19:34,240 --> 02:19:36,300
He's retreading old ground.

2634
02:19:38,440 --> 02:19:38,760
He's...

2635
02:19:38,760 --> 02:19:39,780
He's on the COVID...

2636
02:19:40,380 --> 02:19:40,780
19...

2637
02:19:42,000 --> 02:19:43,780
Scenario again and it's...

2638
02:19:44,540 --> 02:19:46,740
Like, you need to get some new material, man.

2639
02:19:46,780 --> 02:19:47,400
We've heard it.

2640
02:19:48,560 --> 02:19:49,740
I mean, I can talk.

2641
02:19:49,780 --> 02:19:52,220
Obviously, I love hammering something down to the ground.

2642
02:19:52,440 --> 02:19:53,940
And then resurrecting it.

2643
02:19:54,020 --> 02:19:55,400
Only to hammer it again.

2644
02:19:55,820 --> 02:19:56,380
And again.

2645
02:19:57,180 --> 02:19:58,360
Repeating the process.

2646
02:19:59,040 --> 02:20:01,600
Time and time again until there is nothing left to hammer.

2647
02:20:02,660 --> 02:20:04,940
And remarkably, I still managed to hammer it.

2648
02:20:05,360 --> 02:20:05,860
So...

2649
02:20:05,860 --> 02:20:09,760
I feel as though I am the authority on absolutely tearing the arse out of something.

2650
02:20:10,600 --> 02:20:12,860
And even I am annoyed at Neil.

2651
02:20:12,980 --> 02:20:13,860
I nearly called him Stu.

2652
02:20:14,400 --> 02:20:16,400
For not getting some new...

2653
02:20:17,940 --> 02:20:19,220
Stuff for the show.

2654
02:20:22,220 --> 02:20:25,400
It was a 12-minute diatribe about how...

2655
02:20:26,040 --> 02:20:27,180
We hear about children.

2656
02:20:27,440 --> 02:20:28,420
Children are the future.

2657
02:20:28,920 --> 02:20:29,880
Isn't that the song?

2658
02:20:30,760 --> 02:20:31,560
What have we done?

2659
02:20:32,760 --> 02:20:35,580
We've wasted their lives with COVID-19.

2660
02:20:35,740 --> 02:20:36,660
The lockdowns.

2661
02:20:36,960 --> 02:20:39,240
We'll never actually recover from them.

2662
02:20:40,300 --> 02:20:41,400
And, uh...

2663
02:20:42,240 --> 02:20:45,280
It's like, sure, you did one of those...

2664
02:20:45,280 --> 02:20:46,840
Fucking three weeks ago, man.

2665
02:20:49,640 --> 02:20:50,580
That's our door.

2666
02:20:50,680 --> 02:20:51,720
That's how we opened it.

2667
02:20:53,660 --> 02:20:57,840
How was I to know you actually walk on a fucking platform in another part of the level...

2668
02:20:57,840 --> 02:20:59,600
And it just automatically opens doors.

2669
02:21:01,280 --> 02:21:04,400
You can hear some beautiful footsteps upstairs.

2670
02:21:04,580 --> 02:21:09,240
We know that's going to be someone who's going to be absolutely taken to pieces...

2671
02:21:09,240 --> 02:21:09,620
Uh-huh.

2672
02:21:09,800 --> 02:21:11,160
In a matter of moments here.

2673
02:21:11,160 --> 02:21:32,000
Our kids have been jibby-jabbed to the point of no return.

2674
02:21:32,000 --> 02:21:55,540
All rise together now and praise to the Lord Emperor Jibby-Jab. Kind-hearted and nasty needle. The mRNA witch hunt begins. What next? Another virus spun through the eye of a needle into the veins. Canceling out one evil and injecting us with another one.

2675
02:21:55,540 --> 02:22:07,160
Uncle, you can thank Uncle Fizer for that. Although he won't be coming around for dinner. Because I've not the tea made. Digital jabs.

2676
02:22:11,160 --> 02:22:37,060
Can you do Welsh? I'd love to go on a course to learn it. I'd love to go on a course to learn it. My favourite Welsh accent ever was Nigel Buckland from Bid. Could be worth checking that out because you just don't get anyone. You don't get people like that on telly. How did he get on telly? It was amazing.

2677
02:22:39,160 --> 02:22:47,840
I need to go on. I'm going to be doing a course on Welsh accents soon enough actually. I've enrolled in college.

2678
02:22:49,840 --> 02:23:02,920
But it's a quality piece of work. The film Twintown with Rhys Ifans and... I actually don't know any of the other actors. That's a good study as well, isn't it?

2679
02:23:03,420 --> 02:23:12,800
To help it up here and save the game possibly. I was going to say possibly and as I said possibly it seemed Darren Mullin wrote Pop-Pop-T-Ping.

2680
02:23:14,700 --> 02:23:18,800
So I said Pop-Paw. God, we need to fucking move here.

2681
02:23:21,800 --> 02:23:25,540
The F.A. Cup. The fucking F.A. Cup.

2682
02:23:25,540 --> 02:23:35,780
For fuck's sake.

2683
02:23:37,120 --> 02:23:38,460
This guy's very good.

2684
02:23:39,300 --> 02:23:40,700
Medipack on the body. Missed it.

2685
02:23:41,020 --> 02:23:42,000
Good man, Rusty.

2686
02:23:43,120 --> 02:23:43,820
Rusty bullets.

2687
02:23:43,820 --> 02:23:44,000
Hmm.

2688
02:23:51,220 --> 02:23:53,760
See that? Pure craft.

2689
02:23:54,100 --> 02:23:55,320
Miss Lara Croft.

2690
02:23:55,680 --> 02:23:59,140
How is he shooting through big thick fucking planks of wood?

2691
02:24:00,080 --> 02:24:00,680
This guy.

2692
02:24:02,880 --> 02:24:04,100
He knows what he's doing.

2693
02:24:11,600 --> 02:24:12,040
Fuck.

2694
02:24:12,040 --> 02:24:25,060
And this is where they really get you because you need to start using the bigger caliber weapons, you know?

2695
02:24:26,400 --> 02:24:27,500
Pure calibration.

2696
02:24:29,680 --> 02:24:30,600
For the nation.

2697
02:24:33,640 --> 02:24:34,460
Stay to that.

2698
02:24:35,260 --> 02:24:36,040
If ever a fucking...

2699
02:24:38,040 --> 02:24:40,440
Head needed slaps, it's that.

2700
02:24:40,440 --> 02:24:51,360
The reason Johnson Lobster, I'm not using them is because I became so accustomed to saving ammunition in the last...

2701
02:24:51,360 --> 02:24:52,280
Oh, fucking hell.

2702
02:24:52,300 --> 02:24:52,820
Where's this?

2703
02:24:53,000 --> 02:24:54,360
I thought I saved it up in the room.

2704
02:25:00,300 --> 02:25:03,440
Become so accustomed to saving the ammo that I...

2705
02:25:07,660 --> 02:25:08,480
Didn't ever need.

2706
02:25:08,640 --> 02:25:11,240
In Tomb Raider 1, I didn't even need to use the other Gunzee.

2707
02:25:11,940 --> 02:25:13,000
Completed the other night.

2708
02:25:13,160 --> 02:25:15,300
I didn't even use the Uzis once.

2709
02:25:15,380 --> 02:25:17,340
Just making sure I've got everything off this dude.

2710
02:25:18,260 --> 02:25:19,660
Yeah, he hasn't left me anything.

2711
02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:21,580
That's fine.

2712
02:25:21,680 --> 02:25:22,440
The switches are down.

2713
02:25:22,540 --> 02:25:23,720
The rats have been murdered.

2714
02:25:24,500 --> 02:25:25,140
Let's get going.

2715
02:25:25,800 --> 02:25:26,520
Which one is this?

2716
02:25:26,580 --> 02:25:27,720
This is 2, KG.

2717
02:25:27,840 --> 02:25:28,400
This is 2.

2718
02:25:34,400 --> 02:25:35,100
Forgotten as well.

2719
02:25:35,100 --> 02:25:37,420
If you're going around in the boat and you're...

2720
02:25:37,420 --> 02:25:39,800
...really hard accelerating.

2721
02:25:41,340 --> 02:25:42,380
You'll take damage.

2722
02:25:42,940 --> 02:25:44,540
If you crash into walls and shit.

2723
02:25:49,140 --> 02:25:50,780
The glorious tip.

2724
02:25:51,040 --> 02:25:52,700
Thank you very much, Welshie there.

2725
02:25:55,140 --> 02:25:57,000
Very, very kind of you there.

2726
02:26:00,380 --> 02:26:02,740
I'm going to have a little look at the Welsh...

2727
02:26:02,740 --> 02:26:04,740
...Rondevali...

2728
02:26:04,740 --> 02:26:06,800
...I think accent.

2729
02:26:06,920 --> 02:26:08,740
I'm not sure if that was the one that...

2730
02:26:08,740 --> 02:26:10,240
...Nyge from Vids had.

2731
02:26:11,240 --> 02:26:13,300
...Death, his counterpart had a...

2732
02:26:13,300 --> 02:26:15,740
...a very droll Glaswegian accent.

2733
02:26:17,080 --> 02:26:18,860
But that show would have been on...

2734
02:26:18,860 --> 02:26:20,840
...exactly around the same time as...

2735
02:26:20,840 --> 02:26:22,940
...Bates, the video game show.

2736
02:26:29,520 --> 02:26:30,720
Let's have a look at that.

2737
02:26:30,720 --> 02:26:45,160
I'd love to...

2738
02:26:45,160 --> 02:26:46,960
...take this guy out...

2739
02:26:46,960 --> 02:26:48,500
...with a grenade launcher...

2740
02:26:48,500 --> 02:26:49,460
...whilst doing a backflip.

2741
02:26:49,580 --> 02:26:51,340
I'm going to save it just so I can...

2742
02:26:51,340 --> 02:26:52,860
...really perfect that move.

2743
02:26:53,080 --> 02:26:54,460
I mean, obviously I should save...

2744
02:26:54,460 --> 02:26:55,880
...utilise...

2745
02:26:55,880 --> 02:26:57,160
...the gunnage here.

2746
02:27:00,180 --> 02:27:02,180
So we're going to go into backflip...

2747
02:27:03,880 --> 02:27:07,460
...and then grenade launch.

2748
02:27:07,600 --> 02:27:08,340
It's going to be beautiful.

2749
02:27:16,680 --> 02:27:17,080
Oh!

2750
02:27:17,620 --> 02:27:18,000
I just...

2751
02:27:18,000 --> 02:27:19,180
I mean, I just wish...

2752
02:27:20,320 --> 02:27:21,520
...I'm going to do that again.

2753
02:27:23,740 --> 02:27:25,020
Because I want to pause it...

2754
02:27:25,020 --> 02:27:26,040
...so I can see him in...

2755
02:27:26,040 --> 02:27:26,980
...in fucking bits.

2756
02:27:28,060 --> 02:27:28,780
Beautiful stuff.

2757
02:27:28,780 --> 02:27:42,020
...I've missed.

2758
02:27:44,100 --> 02:27:45,940
The sound of the grenade launcher...

2759
02:27:45,940 --> 02:27:46,800
...is just quality.

2760
02:27:48,040 --> 02:27:48,940
That's the wrong thing.

2761
02:27:49,000 --> 02:27:49,860
I need to load the game...

2762
02:27:49,860 --> 02:27:50,560
...not take a medipack.

2763
02:27:50,560 --> 02:27:51,120
...I need to load the game...

2764
02:27:51,120 --> 02:27:52,640
...not take a medipack.

2765
02:27:52,640 --> 02:27:53,160
...I need to load the game...

2766
02:27:53,160 --> 02:27:54,520
...not take a medipack.

2767
02:27:54,520 --> 02:27:55,120
...I need to load the game...

2768
02:27:55,120 --> 02:27:55,120
...not take a medipack.

2769
02:27:55,120 --> 02:27:55,120
...I need to load the game...

2770
02:27:55,120 --> 02:27:57,120
...not take a medipack.

2771
02:27:57,120 --> 02:28:22,740
Bits of him everywhere look. Lovely. You could never do this before. There's a fucking shoulder. There's a leg I'd say. A torso. Where's his head? If we can find his head that's gonna be- that's his ponytail that I was laughing at.

2772
02:28:26,400 --> 02:28:28,640
Head is well and truly gone though. I can't see it.

2773
02:28:41,440 --> 02:28:49,960
Just go one more see if we can get his head. I just need to perfect the- ah look we're gonna have a lot of time throughout the playthrough to do that. I mean I'm pretty sure of that.

2774
02:28:50,960 --> 02:28:51,960
I'll just do it again.

2775
02:28:53,120 --> 02:28:53,840
Just do it again.

2776
02:28:55,680 --> 02:29:07,580
Is it gonna hit him? I think it's gonna miss him.

2777
02:29:09,100 --> 02:29:10,360
Look at the way he's running look.

2778
02:29:17,020 --> 02:29:17,820
Beautiful stuff.

2779
02:29:22,920 --> 02:29:24,700
He escaped death there.

2780
02:29:24,700 --> 02:29:33,040
He does have Michael Flatley vibes about him.

2781
02:29:33,820 --> 02:29:35,700
It's like he's gonna start doing a bit of tapping.

2782
02:29:37,440 --> 02:29:38,260
Dancing that is.

2783
02:29:38,820 --> 02:29:41,380
Let's have a little look here and see what's going on if I-

2784
02:29:41,380 --> 02:29:45,060
Maneuver my body around from this angle.

2785
02:29:49,660 --> 02:30:01,160
That is accusations of fucking grenade and it's so close. He doesn't realize how close he is to death. Just take a moment to take this in folks. Let that sink in.

2786
02:30:01,660 --> 02:30:15,640
Miss Lara Croft. She's very happy with that situation. We're very happy. Let's see how it transpires here.

2787
02:30:18,140 --> 02:30:22,100
Miss Lara Croft. I mean I wish I could just from this angle let it play out but you can't.

2788
02:30:26,480 --> 02:30:29,140
Oh there we go. It's insane.

2789
02:30:29,140 --> 02:30:31,140
Miss Lara Croft.

2790
02:30:31,140 --> 02:30:31,480
Miss Lara Croft.

2791
02:30:31,480 --> 02:30:47,040
Miss Lara Croft. Let's see if we can find bits of his face. I've just realized there now his face. His body when he's exploding isn't in the new HD graphics. There's the head. There's the head folks.

2792
02:30:47,040 --> 02:31:04,920
Miss Lara Croft. There's the head. Absolutely well and truly splattered. Could you believe it? Did you ever dare to dream this? Not me. How do we get in there? I want to get right in to see the expression on the face.

2793
02:31:07,160 --> 02:31:14,040
Funnily enough he looks better than when you switch to the... It's more defined. Absolutely fucking cabbaged.

2794
02:31:16,040 --> 02:31:17,440
What's she at down there then?

2795
02:31:22,120 --> 02:31:24,120
She's reloading. That's just how...

2796
02:31:26,120 --> 02:31:32,120
Adept she is at doing this. There's not even any goggles needed. I mean you're in...

2797
02:31:32,760 --> 02:31:39,080
A shitty canal that's probably got a lot of rat shit in it. That's gonna really make the eyes go red.

2798
02:31:39,080 --> 02:31:42,680
She doesn't care. It's straight into the backpack for another shell.

2799
02:31:42,680 --> 02:31:44,040
Beautiful stuff.

2800
02:31:45,880 --> 02:31:49,720
And that thud, that thunk sound is exactly what you need.

2801
02:31:50,760 --> 02:31:57,560
The end of a long day of killing lads. Let's just load that up and not use the grenade and just kill him with normal guns.

2802
02:31:58,920 --> 02:32:00,280
So I'm not wasting ammo.

2803
02:32:02,120 --> 02:32:04,760
Speed run's taking a little bit of a turn lads. Sorry about that.

2804
02:32:04,760 --> 02:32:06,760
*Square*

2805
02:32:26,960 --> 02:32:32,400
Yes, that's that's the way you want to take those guys fucking arse

2806
02:32:32,400 --> 02:32:34,400
*Square*

2807
02:32:40,080 --> 02:32:44,280
Great stuff TM, Guinness just confirmed they are still interested

2808
02:32:48,220 --> 02:32:51,960
Oh, that's us, we've got a key, let's find our way to the lock hole

2809
02:32:53,280 --> 02:32:56,620
Otherwise known as a keyhole, through the keyhole

2810
02:32:57,840 --> 02:33:00,000
Lloyd Grossman sauces in the boys

2811
02:33:00,000 --> 02:33:02,000
*Square*

2812
02:33:03,600 --> 02:33:05,600
Well, take the long way around

2813
02:33:07,120 --> 02:33:10,180
Fuck, did I save, did I save?

2814
02:33:11,640 --> 02:33:18,320
Wasted a bit of health there, sorry I'm gonna take out your man again and do that. Apologies there, the speedrun's just taking a little bit of a turn here

2815
02:33:19,280 --> 02:33:22,720
Will I dispatch this guy with the same aplomb as before?

2816
02:33:26,000 --> 02:33:29,600
Don't tell me you can get him through there, that's great, I'm not, I'm not gonna have to

2817
02:33:32,240 --> 02:33:34,240
Not gonna have to go down there now

2818
02:33:39,520 --> 02:33:41,520
That's not bad, that'll do

2819
02:33:47,120 --> 02:33:48,560
I wonder does he drop anything.

2820
02:34:01,360 --> 02:34:06,340
Go Borelli boat into the Borelli boat, into the room with the switch.

2821
02:34:06,580 --> 02:34:09,380
Put the switch on. Save the game. Put the switch on.

2822
02:34:09,380 --> 02:34:19,380
*sad music*

2823
02:34:21,380 --> 02:34:26,380
You'd be seriously concerned with the level of fucking poison in the water. The uh...

2824
02:34:27,380 --> 02:34:33,380
That would infect lots of cuts and grazes that you'd no doubt have after a serious day of...

2825
02:34:33,380 --> 02:34:36,380
...running around killing cunts like that.

2826
02:34:37,380 --> 02:34:39,380
Seemingly not concerned for her though.

2827
02:34:40,380 --> 02:34:44,380
What I am concerned about is the secret situation.

2828
02:34:44,380 --> 02:34:46,380
Whether or not I have all of them.

2829
02:34:50,380 --> 02:34:55,380
The wrong one. Is the cheat to self immolate still in this? Probably is. I just don't remember it.

2830
02:34:55,380 --> 02:35:00,380
I'm not really arsed about going down the cheat road just yet.

2831
02:35:02,380 --> 02:35:04,380
Ms. Septicraft.

2832
02:35:05,380 --> 02:35:33,380
There we go. Bit of pace here. That's just out of nowhere. Must remember to save. Anyone

2833
02:35:33,380 --> 02:36:00,040
remember Jerry Ryan's show Secrets. I don't. Is that where he's just... Is he in a studio? Oh no, I do. That was the one where he had Gordon Ramsay on and they called him a cunt. Really loud. Is this or was it? I'm not sure. There was also a kind of a TV studio based show in the late 90s, I think. Ryan After Dark or... Sorry, I'm thinking of Ryan Confidential.

2834
02:36:01,380 --> 02:36:16,380
That's that. I don't think we're time constrained there. Secrets was a dating show.

2835
02:36:16,380 --> 02:36:40,440
Sorry, I just went through the boat there. I mean, what's going on? Trying to really show off there. When is New Vegas, Liam? It'll be coming up. I think... I'll just get this done. Bit of Shiffey, then Vegas.

2836
02:36:40,440 --> 02:36:53,440
Ryan Town is another one according to Google. This might be worth a little Google as well, you know.

2837
02:36:53,440 --> 02:37:12,440
Just see if I got all the secrets in the inventory. How can you tell if you've not got this... if you've got all the secrets or not? Not letting me know. That's a...

2838
02:37:12,440 --> 02:37:19,440
It's a bit of a shit situation, isn't it? I think I got them. Not sure if anyone has been keeping up the secrets.

2839
02:37:19,440 --> 02:37:34,440
Get in that boat again there. Line her up.

2840
02:37:34,440 --> 02:37:47,440
Secrets involve someone getting gunched. Remember the Gunk Dunk. Can't remember what show it was. It wasn't Noel's House Party, even though Noel's House Party was...

2841
02:37:47,440 --> 02:37:58,440
Definitely a gunge exponent of that kind of late night. Some... Some point in the 90s, the concept of gunging cunts just really took over.

2842
02:37:58,440 --> 02:38:04,440
I think it started in children's TV shows, then it made its way onto Saturday Night Fair.

2843
02:38:04,440 --> 02:38:12,440
And then... In the 2000s, this gunge was uncool. Nobody was arse getting gunged anymore.

2844
02:38:14,440 --> 02:38:19,440
We don't even know what that gunge was made of. Pat Sharp is after you.

2845
02:38:20,440 --> 02:38:22,440
Here we go, guys.

2846
02:38:25,440 --> 02:38:29,440
And all three secrets as well. We don't have that final finishing music.

2847
02:38:29,440 --> 02:38:30,440
Miss Lara Croft.

2848
02:38:30,440 --> 02:38:34,440
But we do have all three secrets, so we're going pretty good.

2849
02:38:36,440 --> 02:38:42,440
Big shout out there to Burlaskoni, who was a big fan of Gunga Gunga parties back in the day.

2850
02:38:42,440 --> 02:38:46,440
Where you'd get a lot of people around and throw buckets of gunge on them.

2851
02:38:49,440 --> 02:38:50,440
Old and young.

2852
02:38:51,440 --> 02:38:54,440
Whisper of the heart. Quick five kilometre whiz around town.

2853
02:38:54,440 --> 02:38:56,440
That was not bad at all, you know.

2854
02:38:56,440 --> 02:38:58,440
For a day out in Venice anyway. It was quiet.

2855
02:38:58,440 --> 02:39:00,440
She must have got it when it must have been in the down...

2856
02:39:01,440 --> 02:39:02,440
The off-season, huh?

2857
02:39:03,440 --> 02:39:05,440
Lots of many tourists around there earlier on.

2858
02:39:05,440 --> 02:39:07,440
I seen you knocking around Venice earlier on.

2859
02:39:07,440 --> 02:39:10,440
Opening switches and flicking lifts and fucking riding boats around.

2860
02:39:11,440 --> 02:39:13,440
You got the secrets you did. Yeah?

2861
02:39:13,440 --> 02:39:14,440
We in the water.

2862
02:39:14,440 --> 02:39:15,440
You are, yeah?

2863
02:39:16,440 --> 02:39:18,440
What about the antiseptic? Do you have the antiseptic?

2864
02:39:18,440 --> 02:39:19,440
You need that. You need that.

2865
02:39:19,440 --> 02:39:21,440
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

2866
02:39:21,440 --> 02:39:23,440
Okay, we'll talk to you later.

2867
02:39:24,440 --> 02:39:26,440
Good see you later. Bye bye.

2868
02:39:26,440 --> 02:39:28,440
Gunging.

2869
02:39:29,440 --> 02:39:31,440
Really needs to make a comeback.

2870
02:39:31,440 --> 02:39:33,440
That's definitely what I'm about myself.

2871
02:39:34,440 --> 02:39:37,440
Love to have a gunk dunk right here in this room with me, but I mean,

2872
02:39:38,440 --> 02:39:41,440
it really would contravene the tenancy agreement.

2873
02:39:42,440 --> 02:39:45,440
And I'm just not arse cleaning it, cleaning up the mess after it.

2874
02:39:45,440 --> 02:39:47,440
You'd need a real...

2875
02:39:47,440 --> 02:39:54,440
You need to line the whole fucking room out with a watertight bit of PVC or something.

2876
02:39:58,440 --> 02:40:01,440
I'm gonna get on to the gunking in a moment when we get back.

2877
02:40:01,440 --> 02:40:06,440
I just need to take a toilet break, come back, have a bit of pasta,

2878
02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,440
a...

2879
02:40:07,440 --> 02:40:10,440
Stuart Treffey prelude to New Vegas.

2880
02:40:10,440 --> 02:40:13,440
And it would be well on our way, I'd imagine.

2881
02:40:17,440 --> 02:40:18,440
I wonder...

2882
02:40:21,440 --> 02:40:23,440
I think you're renting in Sligo.

2883
02:40:23,440 --> 02:40:24,440
I am not.

2884
02:40:25,440 --> 02:40:28,440
What was I gonna say there before I read that comment?

2885
02:40:28,440 --> 02:40:32,440
I had an idea about something there.

2886
02:40:32,440 --> 02:40:33,440
It's gone.

2887
02:40:35,440 --> 02:40:37,440
Let's just keep it ticking along anyway.

2888
02:40:37,440 --> 02:40:39,440
A dose of laryngitis ever played Skyrim.

2889
02:40:41,440 --> 02:40:45,440
If you're going to speedrun, I wonder if DMCA boys throw a fit of the music in New Vegas.

2890
02:40:45,440 --> 02:40:46,440
Probably will do.

2891
02:40:46,440 --> 02:40:47,440
Probably will.

2892
02:40:50,440 --> 02:40:51,440
Would Irrigation Canal be...

2893
02:40:51,440 --> 02:40:52,440
Oh yeah, sorry.

2894
02:40:52,440 --> 02:40:53,440
That's what I was gonna say.

2895
02:40:53,440 --> 02:40:54,440
I wonder who invented gunge.

2896
02:40:54,440 --> 02:40:55,440
And I wonder...

2897
02:40:55,440 --> 02:40:58,440
You wouldn't be too surprised if it turned out to be the Chinese again.

2898
02:40:58,440 --> 02:40:59,440
After...

2899
02:41:00,440 --> 02:41:01,440
The whole...

2900
02:41:01,440 --> 02:41:03,440
Paper, then fireworks...

2901
02:41:04,440 --> 02:41:06,440
Canals, as we found out earlier on.

2902
02:41:08,440 --> 02:41:10,440
Imagine if, like, back in fucking...

2903
02:41:11,440 --> 02:41:14,440
4000 BC, they were actually gunking lead.

2904
02:41:15,440 --> 02:41:16,440
In gunge.

2905
02:41:18,440 --> 02:41:19,440
They had their own...

2906
02:41:19,440 --> 02:41:20,440
They had their own Chinese...

2907
02:41:21,440 --> 02:41:22,440
Mr. Blobby.

2908
02:41:22,440 --> 02:41:27,440
The Wuhan gunge market.

2909
02:41:27,440 --> 02:41:32,440
Japanese lads are into a bit of it.

2910
02:41:32,440 --> 02:41:35,440
I can imagine with all their game shows and their...

2911
02:41:36,440 --> 02:41:38,440
Takeishi's castles and all that kind of stuff.

2912
02:41:41,440 --> 02:41:46,440
Those programs of the mid-90s or late 90s of Chris Tarrant before...

2913
02:41:46,440 --> 02:41:48,440
Probably before he hit the jackpot with...

2914
02:41:49,440 --> 02:41:50,440
Who wants to be a millionaire presenter.

2915
02:41:50,440 --> 02:41:52,440
He used to have Tarrant on TV.

2916
02:41:53,440 --> 02:41:54,440
Clive James.

2917
02:41:57,440 --> 02:41:58,440
Some other ones as well.

2918
02:41:58,440 --> 02:42:01,440
But they'd always look at Japanese shows and...

2919
02:42:02,440 --> 02:42:04,440
There was some real crazy stuff out there.

2920
02:42:05,440 --> 02:42:11,440
You'd probably find a YouTube video of YouTube curating all the mad Japanese programs back in the day.

2921
02:42:11,440 --> 02:42:12,440
But...

2922
02:42:12,440 --> 02:42:16,440
I wouldn't mind having a look at some of those programs that were on prime time.

2923
02:42:16,440 --> 02:42:18,440
To have proper advertiser funded programming.

2924
02:42:19,440 --> 02:42:20,440
Just looking at...

2925
02:42:21,440 --> 02:42:23,440
Crazy foreign TV.

2926
02:42:25,440 --> 02:42:27,440
Let me have a little look here now.

2927
02:42:27,440 --> 02:42:28,440
I'm just gonna...

2928
02:42:29,440 --> 02:42:31,440
Put on the intro to the episode here.

2929
02:42:32,440 --> 02:42:33,440
Back in one second.

2930
02:42:34,440 --> 02:42:35,440
The toilet break extravaganza.

2931
02:42:37,440 --> 02:42:38,440
Catched you on the...

2932
02:42:39,440 --> 02:42:40,440
Line there.

2933
02:42:41,440 --> 02:42:42,440
Get Stu on the line.

2934
02:42:48,440 --> 02:42:49,440
What a name.

2935
02:42:50,440 --> 02:42:51,440
What a card.

2936
02:42:52,440 --> 02:42:54,440
That Netscape browser of...

2937
02:42:55,440 --> 02:42:57,440
I'm always going on about it, but it was such a great idea.

2938
02:43:00,440 --> 02:43:01,440
For the title cards.

2939
02:43:02,440 --> 02:43:03,440
For the style.

2940
02:43:03,440 --> 02:43:05,440
It really set the scene for the show.

2941
02:43:07,440 --> 02:43:09,440
And the signature as well.

2942
02:43:10,440 --> 02:43:11,440
It's a classy touch.

2943
02:43:12,440 --> 02:43:41,700
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the newest in PDAs,

2944
02:43:41,700 --> 02:44:10,960
palm tops and handhelds. We'll show you the newest accessories and software downloads for the Palm Pilot. Take a look at the new PDQ from Qualcomm, part cell phone, part PDA. Philips has two cool new entries in the field, the Nino and the Velo, plus a look at the new Hitachi Mini Notebook, a cool new Hewlett Packard mobile device called the Capshare 910, and the smallest PDA of all, Franklin's RexPro. We'll also have a first look at Wireless Knowledge, the new mobile connectivity joint venture.

2945
02:44:10,960 --> 02:44:21,100
Between Microsoft and Qualcomm, plus my pick of the week, a new program to help you discover the joy of programming. It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

2946
02:44:21,960 --> 02:44:26,300
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Cybersmith.

2947
02:44:26,540 --> 02:44:27,460
Cybersmith.

2948
02:44:28,300 --> 02:44:29,320
File learning.

2949
02:44:29,840 --> 02:44:31,640
Location on demand.

2950
02:44:31,800 --> 02:44:32,420
Cybersmith.

2951
02:44:34,180 --> 02:44:46,240
Defunct in 1999. I read. It was a short-lived scenario with Cybersmith. Only the year after this, it was gone. It was 1998.

2952
02:44:48,240 --> 02:44:53,260
PDAs. That was an intro I missed. Just want to see what the intro had there. Sorry.

2953
02:44:53,460 --> 02:45:03,600
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the newest in PDAs, palm tops and handhelds. It's a lovely look. That is a double-handed PDA setup there.

2954
02:45:03,600 --> 02:45:10,600
This week on the Computer Chronicles, the newest in PDAs, palm tops and handhelds. We'll show you the newest accessories and soft...

2955
02:45:10,600 --> 02:45:28,940
...software downloads for the palm... For the Palm Pilot. The GoType. We got the GoType.

2956
02:45:28,940 --> 02:45:45,500
...allows you to fully integrate your word processing applications in a heartbeat. Wherever you go on the move, you just slot that baby into the multi-doc in the middle of the keyboard and away you go.

2957
02:45:45,620 --> 02:45:53,720
You can write whatever you want, whether it's a screenplay, documents, letters, you name it. GoType has it covered.

2958
02:45:53,720 --> 02:45:57,340
On Pilot, take a look at the new PDQ from Qualcomm.

2959
02:45:58,540 --> 02:46:00,700
Part phone, part computer.

2960
02:46:00,900 --> 02:46:02,160
...cell phone, part PDA.

2961
02:46:03,160 --> 02:46:04,080
PDA, I get you.

2962
02:46:04,520 --> 02:46:13,540
...Phillips has two cool new entries in the field, the Nino and the Velo, plus a look at the new Hitachi Mini Notebook, a cool new Hewlett-Packard mobile device called...

2963
02:46:13,540 --> 02:46:23,540
They all have sliding functionality where you just like a... Like the Nokia N-Gage, I think, had a slide. Maybe I'm wrong, actually. I'm thinking of the Motorola...

2964
02:46:23,540 --> 02:46:28,660
...is it Razor or the one that was in the Matrix movies. Anyway.

2965
02:46:28,660 --> 02:46:36,540
...called the Capshare 910 and the smallest PDA of all, Franklin's Rex Pro.

2966
02:46:37,100 --> 02:46:54,940
...capshare 910 and the... The Franklin... The Franklin Rex Pro. ...smallest PDA of all, Franklin's Rex Pro. We'll also have a first look at wireless...

2967
02:46:54,940 --> 02:47:11,240
It isn't... Tisky time, too, but I'm afraid it's... And indeed, it's not even Tisky day. We need to... We need to cut down, we need to keep that to a certain time and part of the week, you know? Otherwise, it will become a problem.

2968
02:47:11,240 --> 02:47:27,240
...knowledge the new mobile connectivity joint venture between Microsoft and Qualcomm. Plus, my pick of the week, a new program to help you discover the joy of programming. It's all coming up next on the Computer Chronicles.

2969
02:47:27,240 --> 02:47:36,900
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by... Cybersmith, wired for fun and learning, with locations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Palo Alto, California, and White Plains, New York.

2970
02:47:37,600 --> 02:47:40,760
And by TechWeb, for up-to-the-minute technology news.

2971
02:47:46,760 --> 02:47:59,100
I realized that the volume... Hi, and welcome to the Computer... Volume wasn't loud enough for that fucking music, but Fuse volume was when it cuts back from there. Let's just get that music in again.

2972
02:48:00,960 --> 02:48:01,680
...the Computer Chronicles...

2973
02:48:01,680 --> 02:48:03,680
...the Computer Chronicles...

2974
02:48:03,680 --> 02:48:07,680
...the Computer Chronicles...

2975
02:48:07,680 --> 02:48:08,740
...there we go.

2976
02:48:09,840 --> 02:48:14,200
Hi, and welcome to the Computer Chronicles. I'm Stuart Chaffee. Well, once upon a time...

2977
02:48:14,200 --> 02:48:20,740
...and there's Game Boy. This was a big deal. A sharp wizard. A palm-topped device that lets you make notes, keep schedules, organize...

2978
02:48:20,740 --> 02:48:22,240
...once upon a time...

2979
02:48:22,240 --> 02:48:23,740
...in a galaxy...

2980
02:48:23,740 --> 02:48:25,580
...far away...

2981
02:48:25,580 --> 02:48:28,780
...the Grits have bedtime stories with Stu.

2982
02:48:28,780 --> 02:48:38,500
...contacts, do spreadsheets, even play games. This is now ancient history. In this new world of mobile computing, wireless devices, email, sync cradles, PDAs...

2983
02:48:38,500 --> 02:48:40,700
...little Red Riding Hood...

2984
02:48:40,700 --> 02:48:42,420
...and the Three Bears...

2985
02:48:42,420 --> 02:48:43,860
...computer Bears...

2986
02:48:43,860 --> 02:48:51,480
Once there was a sleeping princess.

2987
02:48:53,900 --> 02:48:55,500
Handheld and palm-top computer.

2988
02:48:57,180 --> 02:49:04,160
It's funny how you just randomly have paused and then the first word back is handheld.

2989
02:49:05,220 --> 02:49:06,280
Computer bears.

2990
02:49:06,780 --> 02:49:16,260
Computing, wireless devices, email, sync cradles, PDAs, handheld and palm-top computing devices are doing things we never thought possible in such a small form factor.

2991
02:49:16,260 --> 02:49:19,960
And the product that really started the revolution is the Palm Pilot.

2992
02:49:20,300 --> 02:49:25,480
And we have a Palm Pilot expert here, David Pogue, who has written the ultimate guide to the Palm Pilot.

2993
02:49:25,860 --> 02:49:27,800
Hundreds of pages on just that little thing.

2994
02:49:30,540 --> 02:49:32,060
David Pogue, Zafria.

2995
02:49:33,120 --> 02:49:34,200
Old Dahi Kates.

2996
02:49:34,740 --> 02:49:40,540
who has written the is the palm pilot and we have a palm pilot expert here david poeg who has written

2997
02:49:40,540 --> 02:49:45,960
the ultimate guide to the palm pilot hundreds of pages on just that little thing all right let's

2998
02:49:45,960 --> 02:49:49,860
talk about it first of all there's the new palm three david they want me to spend another 400

2999
02:49:49,860 --> 02:49:53,980
bucks to upgrade my pilot what do i get in the upgrade what's why is it worth it well some of

3000
02:49:53,980 --> 02:49:57,980
the size and shape is the same it's a little slimmer at the bottom has a hard cover hard cover

3001
02:49:57,980 --> 02:50:03,160
so maybe you don't crash the worth 400 bucks right here yeah available in a variety of designer

3002
02:50:03,160 --> 02:50:08,720
colors true all right all right some neat new software features the uh you have a choice of

3003
02:50:08,720 --> 02:50:13,040
typefaces some of which are much bigger and much bigger fonts if you want but the coolest feature

3004
02:50:13,040 --> 02:50:19,060
is right here the infrared beaming feature this is a transmitter here i can point mine at yours

3005
02:50:19,060 --> 02:50:23,200
send you my business card with a single press of a button with all my phone numbers and email

3006
02:50:23,200 --> 02:50:28,660
send you one of my programs send me me up scotty my house whatever it is or print to a printer just

3007
02:50:28,660 --> 02:50:33,040
by beaming at an ir printer there's a shareware program that lets you aim this at an hp ir

3008
02:50:33,040 --> 02:50:37,760
printer and it will the printout slides out and more memory right twice as much memory two megs

3009
02:50:37,760 --> 02:50:42,920
all right so let's talk about some of the things i've never seen an all right as fucking hard as that

3010
02:50:42,920 --> 02:50:50,080
and more memory right he's primed he's primed after the more memory he needs to get confirmation of the

3011
02:50:50,080 --> 02:50:56,120
more memory once confirmation of the more memory you bet you bet almost double the memory all right

3012
02:50:56,120 --> 02:51:04,220
all right twice as much memory two megs right all right so whoa he's not letting him say any more

3013
02:51:04,220 --> 02:51:09,920
words than two megs he needs to get the fuck out of there and onto the next item eggs right all right

3014
02:51:09,920 --> 02:51:15,400
so let's talk about some of the things that you can and as antonio says that the latency with which he

3015
02:51:15,400 --> 02:51:25,160
dispatch that less 0.0001 milliseconds and more memory right twice as much memory two megs right all right

3016
02:51:25,160 --> 02:51:30,000
so let's talk about some of the things that you can do with a pilot that a lot of people don't do now

3017
02:51:30,000 --> 02:51:33,440
number one a lot of people buy the thing and they just sort of use it as is and don't know there are

3018
02:51:33,440 --> 02:51:38,800
thousands of software programs you can download into that that's absolutely steward steward is even

3019
02:51:38,800 --> 02:51:46,660
there is zero latency i'd say he's even faster than that he's in the he's in the future what we're

3020
02:51:46,660 --> 02:51:54,560
witnessing there has happened probably a year ago it's like the theory that if you look back at earth if

3021
02:51:54,560 --> 02:51:58,840
you travel all the way out to the fucking sun if you were that far and you look back at earth for a

3022
02:51:58,840 --> 02:52:07,880
telescope you'd be witnessing the french revolution because just the light hasn't you know that the images

3023
02:52:07,880 --> 02:52:15,140
hasn't haven't fucking got to your eye look i'm not a scientist and i can't explain it but basically what i'm trying to say is

3024
02:52:15,140 --> 02:52:23,340
stew happened in the future and we're only witnessing it now uh my book comes with 900 of them okay illustrated searchable database

3025
02:52:23,340 --> 02:52:28,780
we're witnessing the past now and there's david poague the palm pilot ultimate guide star

3026
02:52:28,780 --> 02:52:36,040
these are a few of the ones that come with the thing one thing that shocks a lot of people is that this is actually a grayscale device so this

3027
02:52:36,040 --> 02:52:43,300
maybe not the sun there somebody's taking me to task there with the sun takes a few years from the light to reach from the sun johnson maybe if

3028
02:52:43,300 --> 02:52:55,300
you're out at one of the other planets or maybe if you're out at the edge of this of our solar system and you look back or a different galaxy i'm not sure it was in some audio book called uh the brief history of

3029
02:52:55,300 --> 02:53:01,520
of Everything by Bill Bryson, which is a good one for a listener. He's got a great soothing voice.

3030
02:53:01,860 --> 02:53:07,460
This is a free web browser called ProxyWeb. It's an excellent one. Here's my bookmark. So this is a

3031
02:53:07,460 --> 02:53:12,960
free web browser called ProxyWeb. It's an excellent one. Here's my bookmark list. I'm going to go to

3032
02:53:12,960 --> 02:53:18,440
my own web page here, show you what web browsing looks like on the Palm Pilot. Here we are. I'm

3033
02:53:18,440 --> 02:53:22,640
scrolling through. The graphics come through as thumbnails and links show up as dotted line

3034
02:53:22,640 --> 02:53:28,340
underlines like that. And if I want to see what one of the graphics looks like larger, I just tap on it.

3035
02:53:28,340 --> 02:53:35,320
He's got his little profile pic, thumbnail. The David Pogue library is after you.

3036
02:53:37,040 --> 02:53:47,900
Magic for dummies. Macworld Mac Secrets. Palm Pilot, the ultimate guide. Choose view full size.

3037
02:53:48,500 --> 02:53:53,540
And there's what a photo looks like on the Palm Pilot. Lovely photograph of himself there.

3038
02:53:54,200 --> 02:53:57,020
And it's a lovely dot matrix display.

3039
02:53:58,820 --> 02:54:00,700
Of David Pogue's face there.

3040
02:54:03,660 --> 02:54:06,560
Mr. Dye Kiss, ladies and gentlemen.

3041
02:54:10,200 --> 02:54:14,280
Mr. Lara Croft. The Palm Pilot. All right. So you can do a browser. What else could you do?

3042
02:54:14,540 --> 02:54:23,840
There's a wonderful chess game. This is called Pocket Chess. Right. It is great. Again, these things are tiny. This game is 17K. Let's see Microsoft pull down.

3043
02:54:23,840 --> 02:54:25,080
The good old days. Exactly.

3044
02:54:25,300 --> 02:54:26,300
Is there a music program? Yeah. There's a music program?

3045
02:54:26,620 --> 02:54:33,780
Yeah. There's a graphics program. Here's a graphics. Right. It's just a regular drawing program like that. There's also a great music program called Pocket Synth.

3046
02:54:34,420 --> 02:54:40,740
What was the drawing there? Did he start to draw a man, but it turned into a fucking bizarre. He started to draw a face.

3047
02:54:41,060 --> 02:54:41,460
Exactly.

3048
02:54:41,640 --> 02:54:42,600
Is there a music program?

3049
02:54:42,940 --> 02:54:43,340
Yeah.

3050
02:54:43,980 --> 02:54:48,680
That was what he drew. He drew that earlier on, a face, but it wasn't great.

3051
02:54:48,680 --> 02:54:58,780
I would have spent a little longer on that just to really demonstrate how cool the Palm Pilot was when it came to rendering images or, you know, making images.

3052
02:55:00,040 --> 02:55:00,920
Oh, okay. Well, you got a graphics program.

3053
02:55:00,920 --> 02:55:03,600
Here's graphics, right. It's just a regular drawing program like that.

3054
02:55:03,600 --> 02:55:09,020
I'll finish it during the item and then he just draws a fucking circle on it.

3055
02:55:10,900 --> 02:55:12,400
You're not an artist. No, I'm not.

3056
02:55:12,500 --> 02:55:17,740
There's also a great music program called Pocket Synth that has an actual keyboard here.

3057
02:55:19,440 --> 02:55:27,320
It's definitely something I would do. That's from my sort of playbook of, yeah, I'll just do it. I'll finish it off on the day when it's happening.

3058
02:55:27,600 --> 02:55:30,320
And then that's what I end up doing, something like that.

3059
02:55:30,560 --> 02:55:32,420
I'll be good on the day. People will be impressed.

3060
02:55:32,840 --> 02:55:38,760
And then under pressure, under stew, stew bearing down on you with, all right, next. All right.

3061
02:55:39,360 --> 02:55:42,300
I just do this. I get flustered and I do this.

3062
02:55:42,300 --> 02:55:43,280
Regular drawing program.

3063
02:55:43,280 --> 02:55:44,080
Do that.

3064
02:55:44,080 --> 02:55:48,500
Like that. There's also a great music program called Pocket Synth with, that has.

3065
02:55:49,160 --> 02:55:51,280
Shareware program called Switch Hack.

3066
02:55:51,280 --> 02:55:52,880
Has an actual keyboard here.

3067
02:55:54,260 --> 02:55:55,680
So it's one note at a time.

3068
02:55:56,540 --> 02:55:58,960
Do, do, do, do, do, do.

3069
02:55:58,960 --> 02:56:01,500
That has an actual keyboard here.

3070
02:56:02,880 --> 02:56:06,100
So it's one note at a time. So Bach would need four Palm Pilots.

3071
02:56:06,100 --> 02:56:09,020
But, and then there's one more that's just so much fun. I have.

3072
02:56:09,020 --> 02:56:11,720
A little bit of a back jape there.

3073
02:56:13,040 --> 02:56:16,520
It roused an audible titter.

3074
02:56:17,520 --> 02:56:22,120
A satisfactory titter from stew at the back jape.

3075
02:56:22,800 --> 02:56:30,300
At a time. So Bach would need four Palm Pilots. But, but, and then there's one more that's just so much fun. I have to show it. It's totally useless, but a blast.

3076
02:56:30,300 --> 02:56:31,300
A tri-corder for Trekkies.

3077
02:56:31,300 --> 02:56:36,900
Exactly. People stare at you enough when you're carrying this thing around. Now they say, what is it?

3078
02:56:36,900 --> 02:56:42,300
All right. Now what you do is you point it at them and you tell them it's a scanner. You hold down a button.

3079
02:56:42,300 --> 02:56:49,000
Like McCoy would have used, right? And it gives you the readout. No intelligent life forms present. All right.

3080
02:56:50,800 --> 02:57:01,300
Stu likes it because he's into Star Trek. Your man is obviously a Trek Meister General. He even does some sort of Trek quote at the end there.

3081
02:57:01,300 --> 02:57:09,800
Pogues gone rogue, says Peter. And it gives you the readout. No intelligent life forms present.

3082
02:57:09,800 --> 02:57:15,800
No intelligent life forms present. All right. Let me ask you about another thing. A lot of people have pilots.

3083
02:57:15,800 --> 02:57:20,800
Switch back to the serious, Stu. It's the professionalism. It's just the way he does it.

3084
02:57:20,800 --> 02:57:29,800
No intelligent life forms present. All right. Let me ask you about another thing. A lot of people have pilots. They never use it to enter data on the road because they have trouble with graffiti and figuring out how to get the data on the road.

3085
02:57:29,800 --> 02:57:58,300
It's really not so hard to do that, is it? Right. Correct. Graffiti, of course, is this alphabet. And if you learn to write your characters this way, it's 100% accurate. There are alternate systems that you can now install. One's called T9. One's called Jot. One's called TealScript that lets you actually change what graffiti symbolizes. So customize it to your thing. Change your script. Exactly. But you have some ideas for making graffiti easier, right? Because there are a couple of classic letters that people have problems with. Right. Vs and Ds and things like that. One of the things I'm proudest of in the book is I've discovered 80 all of the characters.

3086
02:57:58,300 --> 02:58:01,440
is I've discovered 80 alternative graffiti keystrokes.

3087
02:58:01,540 --> 02:58:02,380
That work better.

3088
02:58:02,500 --> 02:58:03,040
That work better.

3089
02:58:03,440 --> 02:58:04,840
Here's the normal V.

3090
02:58:05,600 --> 02:58:07,220
You have to make it like a square root sign.

3091
02:58:07,240 --> 02:58:08,080
Yeah, but a lot of people have trouble.

3092
02:58:08,160 --> 02:58:09,560
It turns out to be a U or something.

3093
02:58:09,600 --> 02:58:11,780
Instead, just make a normal V backwards.

3094
02:58:11,780 --> 02:58:12,540
Eat up Martha.

3095
02:58:12,900 --> 02:58:13,600
Works perfectly.

3096
02:58:13,880 --> 02:58:15,980
And for a D, instead of doing the normal D,

3097
02:58:16,080 --> 02:58:17,260
which is just a capital like that,

3098
02:58:17,480 --> 02:58:20,080
make an upside-down O like that.

3099
02:58:20,120 --> 02:58:20,320
What?

3100
02:58:20,680 --> 02:58:21,460
Comes out every time.

3101
02:58:22,000 --> 02:58:22,460
Huh.

3102
02:58:22,460 --> 02:58:25,080
All right, now there's a better solution than even that.

3103
02:58:25,840 --> 02:58:28,420
If you do it exactly like it, it interprets it.

3104
02:58:28,540 --> 02:58:29,540
It's 100% accurate.

3105
02:58:29,920 --> 02:58:32,100
But in order to get the letter,

3106
02:58:32,220 --> 02:58:34,620
you have to just do a different letter.

3107
02:58:34,900 --> 02:58:37,620
So if you want a D, just simply draw an O.

3108
02:58:37,980 --> 02:58:39,220
It's that simple.

3109
02:58:40,060 --> 02:58:40,800
Like that.

3110
02:58:40,980 --> 02:58:41,200
Perfect.

3111
02:58:41,420 --> 02:58:42,220
Comes out every time.

3112
02:58:42,320 --> 02:58:44,540
All right, now there's a better solution than even that,

3113
02:58:44,640 --> 02:58:45,820
and that is the new little keyboard.

3114
02:58:46,220 --> 02:58:46,720
There is, yeah.

3115
02:58:46,720 --> 02:58:49,040
So you can turn your pilot into a kind of little mini laptop.

3116
02:58:49,180 --> 02:58:51,100
People on the Internet are raving about this thing.

3117
02:58:51,100 --> 02:58:52,420
It's called the GoType keyboard.

3118
02:58:52,600 --> 02:58:55,120
It's 80 bucks from a company called Landware.

3119
02:58:55,720 --> 02:58:58,080
Pop your Palm Pilot in there on the little cradle.

3120
02:58:58,260 --> 02:58:58,740
Turn it on.

3121
02:58:59,160 --> 02:58:59,420
And bingo.

3122
02:58:59,420 --> 02:58:59,700
Lovely.

3123
02:58:59,780 --> 02:59:00,260
Full keyboard.

3124
02:59:00,380 --> 02:59:00,820
You're typing.

3125
02:59:01,100 --> 02:59:01,240
Yes.

3126
02:59:01,360 --> 02:59:02,760
Let's see the laptop wielders.

3127
02:59:02,820 --> 02:59:04,300
Word processor, whatever you want it to be.

3128
02:59:04,400 --> 02:59:04,800
Exactly.

3129
02:59:05,720 --> 02:59:07,540
He was going off one day.

3130
02:59:07,580 --> 02:59:10,660
He was going to launch a diatribe with laptop wielders,

3131
02:59:11,060 --> 02:59:12,820
but he got cut off by Stu.

3132
02:59:12,920 --> 02:59:14,760
I think he was going to say,

3133
02:59:14,880 --> 02:59:15,960
I'd like to see the laptop.

3134
02:59:16,260 --> 02:59:19,000
Let's see the laptop wielders fucking beat this.

3135
02:59:20,260 --> 02:59:22,360
But he was cut short by Stu.

3136
02:59:23,700 --> 02:59:24,640
And look at the,

3137
02:59:24,760 --> 02:59:26,540
it's sleek as well.

3138
02:59:26,580 --> 02:59:27,220
And very,

3139
02:59:27,340 --> 02:59:28,120
very classy.

3140
02:59:28,560 --> 02:59:29,680
And very elegant.

3141
02:59:29,680 --> 02:59:33,980
If you remove that from,

3142
02:59:34,100 --> 02:59:35,520
you could even probably buy a,

3143
02:59:35,520 --> 02:59:38,200
a lovely leather satchel for it.

3144
02:59:39,580 --> 02:59:41,820
Or even a leather scabbard.

3145
02:59:42,080 --> 02:59:42,660
You know,

3146
02:59:42,720 --> 02:59:45,000
that you'd use to keep a Moroccan sword in.

3147
02:59:45,900 --> 02:59:52,980
I'd love to just whip that out of my leather scabbard in public on a train or something.

3148
02:59:53,680 --> 02:59:56,580
And just really take in all the jealousy.

3149
02:59:58,240 --> 03:00:04,580
Look at Stu moving the clipboard there to really give this thing its moment to shine in the sun.

3150
03:00:05,620 --> 03:00:06,380
called Landware.

3151
03:00:06,800 --> 03:00:09,320
Just pop your Palm Pilot in there on the little cradle.

3152
03:00:10,220 --> 03:00:11,780
Beautiful cradle of filth.

3153
03:00:11,960 --> 03:00:13,040
And bingo.

3154
03:00:13,180 --> 03:00:13,700
Full keyboard.

3155
03:00:13,800 --> 03:00:14,300
You're typing.

3156
03:00:14,800 --> 03:00:16,240
Let's see the laptop wielders.

3157
03:00:16,280 --> 03:00:16,860
Word processor,

3158
03:00:17,000 --> 03:00:17,720
whatever you want it to be.

3159
03:00:17,820 --> 03:00:18,260
Exactly.

3160
03:00:19,400 --> 03:00:19,880
Laptop.

3161
03:00:19,940 --> 03:00:20,120
David,

3162
03:00:20,180 --> 03:00:20,900
thank you very much.

3163
03:00:21,440 --> 03:00:21,580
Well,

3164
03:00:21,620 --> 03:00:25,420
one of the problems with Palm Top devices is that there are too many of them.

3165
03:00:25,500 --> 03:00:26,660
We carry around a cell phone.

3166
03:00:27,220 --> 03:00:28,140
Many of them.

3167
03:00:28,240 --> 03:00:28,400
Well,

3168
03:00:28,440 --> 03:00:32,220
one of the problems with Palm Top devices is that there are too many of them.

3169
03:00:32,300 --> 03:00:33,640
We carry around a cell phone,

3170
03:00:33,740 --> 03:00:34,320
a PDA,

3171
03:00:34,760 --> 03:00:35,160
pager,

3172
03:00:35,320 --> 03:00:36,120
notebook computer.

3173
03:00:36,500 --> 03:00:40,720
The ideal goal is to bring all this portable stuff together into one small,

3174
03:00:41,040 --> 03:00:41,420
powerful,

3175
03:00:41,660 --> 03:00:42,780
easy to use device.

3176
03:00:42,880 --> 03:00:43,200
And I guess,

3177
03:00:43,280 --> 03:00:43,420
Clint,

3178
03:00:43,460 --> 03:00:45,840
that's the idea behind Qualcomm's PDA.

3179
03:00:45,920 --> 03:00:47,940
We've got a Clint on our hands.

3180
03:00:48,220 --> 03:00:48,580
PDQ,

3181
03:00:48,660 --> 03:00:49,600
which is this little guy up here.

3182
03:00:49,680 --> 03:00:50,060
Show it to us.

3183
03:00:50,220 --> 03:00:50,560
First of all,

3184
03:00:50,580 --> 03:00:51,860
it looks like just an ordinary cell phone,

3185
03:00:51,920 --> 03:00:52,160
I guess,

3186
03:00:52,220 --> 03:00:52,960
when you look at it.

3187
03:00:53,180 --> 03:00:53,480
That's right.

3188
03:00:53,520 --> 03:00:55,400
We've taken our CDMA phone technology,

3189
03:00:55,660 --> 03:00:57,060
the boards we use for the phones,

3190
03:00:57,140 --> 03:00:59,800
and combined that with the Palm three computing platform.

3191
03:01:00,140 --> 03:01:02,500
So there's a Palm pilot built into this thing.

3192
03:01:02,500 --> 03:01:02,860
That's right.

3193
03:01:02,980 --> 03:01:04,640
So you can flip open that little lid there.

3194
03:01:04,740 --> 03:01:05,000
We see,

3195
03:01:05,080 --> 03:01:05,340
voila.

3196
03:01:05,640 --> 03:01:06,320
You see everything.

3197
03:01:06,520 --> 03:01:07,100
That's a normal,

3198
03:01:07,220 --> 03:01:07,980
regular Palm pilot,

3199
03:01:08,080 --> 03:01:09,100
just like David showed us before.

3200
03:01:09,100 --> 03:01:09,660
Everything you see.

3201
03:01:09,660 --> 03:01:09,960
Beautiful.

3202
03:01:10,500 --> 03:01:10,900
Lovely.

3203
03:01:10,900 --> 03:01:11,160
Then right here,

3204
03:01:11,280 --> 03:01:11,980
you've got the cell phone.

3205
03:01:12,360 --> 03:01:12,960
Really nice.

3206
03:01:12,960 --> 03:01:15,620
Now, explain the advantage of having these two guys plugged into each other.

3207
03:01:15,700 --> 03:01:15,760
I mean,

3208
03:01:15,760 --> 03:01:16,260
it's kind of obvious,

3209
03:01:16,360 --> 03:01:17,340
but show us how you would use it.

3210
03:01:17,520 --> 03:01:17,620
Well,

3211
03:01:17,620 --> 03:01:20,640
the work we've done at Qualcomm is to integrate the Palm pilot and the,

3212
03:01:20,640 --> 03:01:21,080
and the,

3213
03:01:21,080 --> 03:01:21,760
the phone.

3214
03:01:22,020 --> 03:01:25,420
We've got a Qualcomm Snapdragon processor in that.

3215
03:01:25,780 --> 03:01:30,120
It's running a four core teraflop processing unit.

3216
03:01:30,640 --> 03:01:34,040
So Qualcomm made hardware,

3217
03:01:34,300 --> 03:01:34,500
is it?

3218
03:01:35,260 --> 03:01:36,380
Probably still do.

3219
03:01:36,520 --> 03:01:37,880
They're making processors.

3220
03:01:38,240 --> 03:01:38,600
They,

3221
03:01:38,680 --> 03:01:41,200
they make the processors in Android phones.

3222
03:01:41,660 --> 03:01:42,360
That's how you would use it.

3223
03:01:42,540 --> 03:01:42,640
Well,

3224
03:01:42,660 --> 03:01:45,660
the work we've done at Qualcomm is to integrate the Palm pilot and the,

3225
03:01:45,660 --> 03:01:46,100
and the,

3226
03:01:46,100 --> 03:01:46,540
the,

3227
03:01:46,540 --> 03:01:46,720
the phone.

3228
03:01:46,740 --> 03:01:49,060
Probably going stronger nowadays than they were even then.

3229
03:01:49,260 --> 03:01:50,720
So let's say you want to call somebody.

3230
03:01:51,140 --> 03:01:51,380
Let's,

3231
03:01:51,440 --> 03:01:52,580
I'll go to addresses right here.

3232
03:01:52,800 --> 03:01:53,640
And just like a Palm,

3233
03:01:53,900 --> 03:01:55,580
I want to look up Qualcomm.

3234
03:01:55,800 --> 03:01:56,500
There it is right there.

3235
03:01:56,880 --> 03:01:58,760
I would pull up the number and it'd ask me if I want to dial.

3236
03:01:58,760 --> 03:02:00,200
But normally I get the number.

3237
03:02:00,360 --> 03:02:01,120
I got to scribble it down,

3238
03:02:01,200 --> 03:02:01,420
go over,

3239
03:02:01,480 --> 03:02:02,060
grab my phone,

3240
03:02:02,160 --> 03:02:02,780
make the phone call.

3241
03:02:02,880 --> 03:02:03,280
Here I just say.

3242
03:02:03,280 --> 03:02:17,400
Now when you think about snapdragons,

3243
03:02:17,460 --> 03:02:18,280
you think what?

3244
03:02:18,520 --> 03:02:19,780
Plant spring,

3245
03:02:20,440 --> 03:02:21,340
a new dawn.

3246
03:02:21,620 --> 03:02:25,480
You don't tend to think about processors for your phones.

3247
03:02:26,000 --> 03:02:30,720
Joining me to discuss snapdragons is Qualcomm snapdragon extraordinaire,

3248
03:02:31,060 --> 03:02:32,160
Clint Snapdragon.

3249
03:02:32,160 --> 03:02:32,920
Clint,

3250
03:02:33,020 --> 03:02:33,820
you're very welcome.

3251
03:02:34,020 --> 03:02:34,840
Thank you very much.

3252
03:02:34,920 --> 03:02:36,160
Now tell me more about this.

3253
03:02:36,560 --> 03:02:38,460
I would pull up the number and it asked me if I want to dial,

3254
03:02:38,520 --> 03:02:39,880
but normally I get the number.

3255
03:02:40,000 --> 03:02:40,800
I got to scribble it down,

3256
03:02:40,880 --> 03:02:41,100
go over,

3257
03:02:41,160 --> 03:02:41,740
grab my phone,

3258
03:02:41,820 --> 03:02:42,600
make the phone call here.

3259
03:02:42,660 --> 03:02:43,060
I just say,

3260
03:02:43,160 --> 03:02:43,280
Hey,

3261
03:02:43,340 --> 03:02:43,840
dial that number.

3262
03:02:43,900 --> 03:02:44,300
That's right.

3263
03:02:44,540 --> 03:02:45,960
When you think about snapdragons,

3264
03:02:45,980 --> 03:02:46,520
you think what?

3265
03:02:46,720 --> 03:02:47,760
Daisy chains.

3266
03:02:48,420 --> 03:02:52,200
Try to think of other small daft little flowers.

3267
03:02:52,540 --> 03:02:53,520
You think about what?

3268
03:02:53,900 --> 03:02:54,340
Daisies.

3269
03:02:54,420 --> 03:02:55,780
You think dandelions.

3270
03:02:58,080 --> 03:03:00,840
You don't tend to think about Qualcomm snapdragon.

3271
03:03:00,840 --> 03:03:02,960
four core processors,

3272
03:03:03,300 --> 03:03:03,940
buttercups.

3273
03:03:04,140 --> 03:03:04,720
Brilliant stuff,

3274
03:03:04,840 --> 03:03:05,040
Jake.

3275
03:03:05,160 --> 03:03:05,380
Thank you.

3276
03:03:05,440 --> 03:03:09,160
And other people were definitely thinking on the same wavelength there.

3277
03:03:09,220 --> 03:03:11,620
Cause there's a double buttercup in the chat there.

3278
03:03:12,380 --> 03:03:13,440
You're not a flower.

3279
03:03:13,600 --> 03:03:13,780
No,

3280
03:03:13,840 --> 03:03:14,100
I'm not.

3281
03:03:15,260 --> 03:03:15,760
Now,

3282
03:03:15,760 --> 03:03:17,380
when you think about snapdragons,

3283
03:03:17,460 --> 03:03:18,140
you think what?

3284
03:03:18,560 --> 03:03:19,120
Buttercups,

3285
03:03:19,480 --> 03:03:20,360
dandelions,

3286
03:03:20,600 --> 03:03:21,380
petunas,

3287
03:03:21,780 --> 03:03:22,720
daisy chains.

3288
03:03:23,380 --> 03:03:27,860
You don't tend to think about the processing units inside your phones.

3289
03:03:29,140 --> 03:03:31,340
You could do your own CC show yourself.

3290
03:03:31,580 --> 03:03:31,760
Look,

3291
03:03:31,860 --> 03:03:31,960
it's,

3292
03:03:32,140 --> 03:03:36,420
there's so much being built up in terms of.

3293
03:03:36,420 --> 03:03:37,820
Just give me answers in fact.

3294
03:03:37,840 --> 03:03:38,660
Fuse lexicon.

3295
03:03:38,680 --> 03:03:40,160
This is my ass on the line.

3296
03:03:40,280 --> 03:03:40,560
That it,

3297
03:03:40,560 --> 03:03:45,760
it's looking less like a possibility and more like a certainty as the days go on,

3298
03:03:45,760 --> 03:03:46,740
as time passes.

3299
03:03:47,200 --> 03:03:48,780
Thank you very much for the tip there.

3300
03:03:49,160 --> 03:03:51,820
Qualcomm snaps to you for the tip.

3301
03:03:52,200 --> 03:03:52,760
The number,

3302
03:03:52,880 --> 03:03:53,660
I got to scribble it down,

3303
03:03:53,760 --> 03:03:53,960
go over,

3304
03:03:54,040 --> 03:03:54,620
grab my phone,

3305
03:03:54,700 --> 03:03:55,480
make the phone call here.

3306
03:03:55,540 --> 03:03:55,940
I just say,

3307
03:03:56,020 --> 03:03:56,160
Hey,

3308
03:03:56,220 --> 03:03:56,720
dial that number.

3309
03:03:56,800 --> 03:03:57,140
That's right.

3310
03:03:57,200 --> 03:03:57,820
You found it.

3311
03:03:58,460 --> 03:03:58,760
I mean,

3312
03:03:58,780 --> 03:04:02,240
imagine that like you could really go off the fucking deep end with this and,

3313
03:04:02,240 --> 03:04:04,320
and say just what I said there.

3314
03:04:04,540 --> 03:04:04,540
Right.

3315
03:04:04,720 --> 03:04:06,620
When you think about snapdragons,

3316
03:04:06,680 --> 03:04:08,420
you think what spring arriving,

3317
03:04:08,680 --> 03:04:09,300
daffodils,

3318
03:04:09,520 --> 03:04:10,280
buttercups,

3319
03:04:10,960 --> 03:04:11,900
daisy chains.

3320
03:04:12,340 --> 03:04:15,580
You don't tend to think about the snapdragon community.

3321
03:04:16,280 --> 03:04:17,000
Joining me is,

3322
03:04:17,160 --> 03:04:17,320
Mr.

3323
03:04:17,540 --> 03:04:17,780
Snapdragon.

3324
03:04:18,180 --> 03:04:19,400
And it's just a man,

3325
03:04:19,520 --> 03:04:20,680
a human with a suit.

3326
03:04:20,960 --> 03:04:22,780
And he's got a flower's head,

3327
03:04:23,080 --> 03:04:23,260
you know,

3328
03:04:23,300 --> 03:04:23,600
like,

3329
03:04:23,680 --> 03:04:24,020
um,

3330
03:04:24,700 --> 03:04:25,200
cup head,

3331
03:04:25,300 --> 03:04:25,920
the video game,

3332
03:04:25,980 --> 03:04:26,140
like,

3333
03:04:26,280 --> 03:04:27,200
and he's got a face,

3334
03:04:27,400 --> 03:04:29,040
but it's live action.

3335
03:04:29,040 --> 03:04:30,060
So then you can,

3336
03:04:30,460 --> 03:04:34,840
we'd have to get a designer to make that face flower thing,

3337
03:04:34,960 --> 03:04:36,760
or I could spend days doing it,

3338
03:04:36,780 --> 03:04:37,740
but I don't know if I,

3339
03:04:37,740 --> 03:04:40,940
I'd reach the artistic level of being able to do that.

3340
03:04:41,060 --> 03:04:41,980
And then it's like,

3341
03:04:42,020 --> 03:04:43,740
join me is Simon,

3342
03:04:43,860 --> 03:04:44,720
the snapdragon.

3343
03:04:44,900 --> 03:04:46,940
You've come all the way from a bio,

3344
03:04:47,120 --> 03:04:48,500
up there in,

3345
03:04:48,600 --> 03:04:48,860
uh,

3346
03:04:48,860 --> 03:04:49,900
up in Santa Fe.

3347
03:04:50,180 --> 03:04:51,360
How was the journey?

3348
03:04:52,000 --> 03:04:53,100
It was nice still.

3349
03:04:53,180 --> 03:04:53,520
Yes.

3350
03:04:53,760 --> 03:04:54,620
I need sunlight,

3351
03:04:54,840 --> 03:04:55,140
please.

3352
03:04:55,740 --> 03:04:56,180
Okay.

3353
03:04:56,180 --> 03:05:00,440
we've got an extra light in here so that you can photosynthesize.

3354
03:05:01,060 --> 03:05:01,460
And,

3355
03:05:01,520 --> 03:05:01,740
uh,

3356
03:05:01,740 --> 03:05:02,140
so it,

3357
03:05:02,140 --> 03:05:04,120
it goes on from computer chronicles,

3358
03:05:04,220 --> 03:05:10,680
but just becomes a very bizarre 25 minutes of interviews with weird shit going on.

3359
03:05:10,680 --> 03:05:12,300
And like little bits in between as well.

3360
03:05:12,800 --> 03:05:13,320
It's a,

3361
03:05:13,360 --> 03:05:13,360
it's a,

3362
03:05:13,360 --> 03:05:14,220
it's a nice thought.

3363
03:05:14,420 --> 03:05:15,440
It's a nice thought.

3364
03:05:15,440 --> 03:05:16,200
So keystrokes.

3365
03:05:16,560 --> 03:05:17,520
I'll make the phone call here.

3366
03:05:17,520 --> 03:05:17,960
I just say,

3367
03:05:18,060 --> 03:05:18,180
Hey,

3368
03:05:18,220 --> 03:05:18,720
dial that number.

3369
03:05:19,140 --> 03:05:19,980
So you got a,

3370
03:05:20,080 --> 03:05:21,820
you got a flower for a face.

3371
03:05:21,920 --> 03:05:22,960
Were you born with that?

3372
03:05:23,360 --> 03:05:25,960
But so you're not a flower.

3373
03:05:26,140 --> 03:05:26,420
No,

3374
03:05:26,440 --> 03:05:26,780
I'm not.

3375
03:05:26,900 --> 03:05:27,900
So you're not a human.

3376
03:05:28,160 --> 03:05:28,560
No,

3377
03:05:28,580 --> 03:05:28,880
I'm not.

3378
03:05:29,080 --> 03:05:30,460
but you look like a human.

3379
03:05:31,520 --> 03:05:31,920
Yeah,

3380
03:05:31,940 --> 03:05:32,420
I do.

3381
03:05:32,540 --> 03:05:33,940
But you got a flower for a head,

3382
03:05:33,980 --> 03:05:34,200
right?

3383
03:05:34,560 --> 03:05:35,160
That's right.

3384
03:05:35,880 --> 03:05:40,120
So do I need to take hay fever tablets or what?

3385
03:05:40,120 --> 03:05:40,320
What,

3386
03:05:40,320 --> 03:05:40,840
what else?

3387
03:05:42,120 --> 03:05:42,520
No,

3388
03:05:42,580 --> 03:05:42,960
you dude.

3389
03:05:43,100 --> 03:05:43,580
That's right.

3390
03:05:43,640 --> 03:05:44,260
You found it.

3391
03:05:44,740 --> 03:05:47,300
A few keystrokes and you hit dial.

3392
03:05:47,600 --> 03:05:50,140
So right now I'm actually joining me in the series.

3393
03:05:50,280 --> 03:05:51,820
Renowned bus driver,

3394
03:05:51,980 --> 03:05:52,320
Tommy,

3395
03:05:52,320 --> 03:05:55,520
who wants to show us the latest bus simulation game.

3396
03:05:55,620 --> 03:05:57,460
Is this a good thing for kids to be playing?

3397
03:05:57,540 --> 03:05:58,780
Or is there a bad side to it?

3398
03:05:58,780 --> 03:06:01,260
Well,

3399
03:06:01,480 --> 03:06:01,720
it's you.

3400
03:06:01,800 --> 03:06:02,180
How are you?

3401
03:06:02,260 --> 03:06:03,300
It's nice to be on the show.

3402
03:06:03,480 --> 03:06:05,440
It's a fantastic game altogether.

3403
03:06:06,820 --> 03:06:10,280
You don't tend to think about the bus driver community.

3404
03:06:11,020 --> 03:06:11,420
No,

3405
03:06:11,460 --> 03:06:11,880
you don't.

3406
03:06:11,960 --> 03:06:14,400
And that's one of the things why I'm here to do to raise awareness.

3407
03:06:14,560 --> 03:06:16,400
Cause we're actually a dying breed at the moment.

3408
03:06:17,560 --> 03:06:18,180
All right.

3409
03:06:18,220 --> 03:06:18,760
What else?

3410
03:06:19,580 --> 03:06:21,180
There's really not much else in that.

3411
03:06:21,180 --> 03:06:21,400
Sure.

3412
03:06:23,200 --> 03:06:23,600
Okay.

3413
03:06:23,600 --> 03:06:24,460
Thanks very much.

3414
03:06:24,540 --> 03:06:25,280
Tommy slug.

3415
03:06:25,700 --> 03:06:26,100
Okay.

3416
03:06:26,120 --> 03:06:26,840
Coming up next,

3417
03:06:26,900 --> 03:06:28,140
we got random access.

3418
03:06:28,140 --> 03:06:31,100
calling somebody.

3419
03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:34,600
And the beauty of this is that you look up a name and you have all of their information.

3420
03:06:35,020 --> 03:06:35,500
You've got the,

3421
03:06:35,500 --> 03:06:37,540
about a Tommy slug,

3422
03:06:37,620 --> 03:06:38,940
but he's like Tommy,

3423
03:06:39,040 --> 03:06:40,000
but he's got a flower,

3424
03:06:40,160 --> 03:06:40,780
like a daisy.

3425
03:06:41,320 --> 03:06:42,440
He's got a daisy's head.

3426
03:06:43,760 --> 03:06:48,080
And maybe Stu pulled the petal off him or something like that.

3427
03:06:49,600 --> 03:06:50,220
Get off my face.

3428
03:06:50,300 --> 03:06:51,300
Don't touch my face.

3429
03:06:51,520 --> 03:06:52,440
Don't touch my face.

3430
03:06:53,020 --> 03:06:53,380
Get off.

3431
03:06:55,660 --> 03:06:56,960
Thank you very much there.

3432
03:06:57,080 --> 03:06:57,800
You're Maz,

3433
03:06:57,920 --> 03:06:59,400
a Pam pilot.

3434
03:06:59,540 --> 03:07:00,640
Thank you very much for that.

3435
03:07:01,700 --> 03:07:01,960
Email.

3436
03:07:02,220 --> 03:07:02,420
You've got,

3437
03:07:02,420 --> 03:07:04,120
the beauty of this is that you look up a name.

3438
03:07:05,060 --> 03:07:07,180
Have you heard the little beeping on the phone there?

3439
03:07:08,180 --> 03:07:08,540
Beep.

3440
03:07:08,960 --> 03:07:09,720
And you hit dial.

3441
03:07:10,020 --> 03:07:11,620
So right now I'm actually calling somebody.

3442
03:07:11,620 --> 03:07:15,100
And the beauty of this is that you look up a name and you have all of their information.

3443
03:07:15,440 --> 03:07:16,380
You've got the email.

3444
03:07:16,620 --> 03:07:17,520
You've got the whatever,

3445
03:07:17,680 --> 03:07:18,940
however many phone numbers you have.

3446
03:07:18,940 --> 03:07:19,000
Right.

3447
03:07:19,080 --> 03:07:19,940
Right there for the person.

3448
03:07:20,120 --> 03:07:20,340
Okay.

3449
03:07:20,420 --> 03:07:21,820
Now the beauty I think is,

3450
03:07:22,160 --> 03:07:24,560
I'm assuming if you have this palm pilot and the cell phone put together,

3451
03:07:24,660 --> 03:07:26,080
you're now connected wirelessly.

3452
03:07:26,340 --> 03:07:26,440
Oh,

3453
03:07:26,620 --> 03:07:27,320
there's the call.

3454
03:07:27,700 --> 03:07:27,800
Okay.

3455
03:07:29,060 --> 03:07:29,420
Okay.

3456
03:07:29,420 --> 03:07:30,220
Thank you very much.

3457
03:07:30,380 --> 03:07:31,580
And the cell phone put together,

3458
03:07:31,660 --> 03:07:33,080
you're now connected wirelessly.

3459
03:07:33,360 --> 03:07:33,440
Oh,

3460
03:07:33,620 --> 03:07:34,600
there's the call.

3461
03:07:34,860 --> 03:07:35,140
Okay.

3462
03:07:35,200 --> 03:07:35,980
Thank you very much.

3463
03:07:36,080 --> 03:07:37,400
We'll answer that and shut that off.

3464
03:07:37,500 --> 03:07:38,160
There we go.

3465
03:07:38,200 --> 03:07:38,400
All right.

3466
03:07:38,960 --> 03:07:40,580
I can send email with this too,

3467
03:07:40,640 --> 03:07:40,800
right?

3468
03:07:40,900 --> 03:07:42,980
Because I can just get it to somebody's internet account.

3469
03:07:43,140 --> 03:07:43,500
That's right.

3470
03:07:43,580 --> 03:07:44,220
What we can do also,

3471
03:07:44,340 --> 03:07:44,960
let's say you want to email.

3472
03:07:45,240 --> 03:07:46,120
But a hack in.

3473
03:07:46,240 --> 03:07:46,400
Is this?

3474
03:07:46,520 --> 03:07:47,040
Computer Chronicles.

3475
03:07:47,040 --> 03:07:47,320
Okay.

3476
03:07:47,500 --> 03:07:48,180
Let's do a find,

3477
03:07:48,260 --> 03:07:49,840
just like I would here with a palm pilot.

3478
03:07:50,500 --> 03:07:50,900
Okay.

3479
03:07:51,460 --> 03:07:52,560
And it's bringing it up.

3480
03:07:52,780 --> 03:07:54,060
And there's your producer.

3481
03:07:54,460 --> 03:07:54,880
All right.

3482
03:07:55,260 --> 03:07:56,380
So you're going to send her an email.

3483
03:07:56,680 --> 03:07:57,500
Brings up her information.

3484
03:07:57,600 --> 03:07:58,400
It asks me down here,

3485
03:07:58,580 --> 03:07:59,400
just like a palm pilot.

3486
03:07:59,460 --> 03:07:59,920
Am I done?

3487
03:08:00,080 --> 03:08:00,260
Edit?

3488
03:08:00,380 --> 03:08:01,220
Do I want a new message?

3489
03:08:01,480 --> 03:08:02,020
Let's do dial.

3490
03:08:02,580 --> 03:08:03,120
So there,

3491
03:08:03,260 --> 03:08:04,340
up comes the email.

3492
03:08:05,500 --> 03:08:05,780
Email.

3493
03:08:06,080 --> 03:08:06,940
Enter a little email message.

3494
03:08:06,940 --> 03:08:08,140
And it draws up the sheet right there.

3495
03:08:08,340 --> 03:08:11,220
So now let's dial her and tell her below.

3496
03:08:11,600 --> 03:08:11,940
Okay.

3497
03:08:12,340 --> 03:08:12,700
Now,

3498
03:08:12,880 --> 03:08:15,900
right now the carriers don't have data up and running,

3499
03:08:15,980 --> 03:08:16,720
but they will soon.

3500
03:08:16,880 --> 03:08:20,580
And it's products like this that will get them moving on that.

3501
03:08:20,880 --> 03:08:21,200
All right.

3502
03:08:21,220 --> 03:08:22,600
Now let's take it to the next step.

3503
03:08:22,680 --> 03:08:23,400
I assume if you can.

3504
03:08:23,400 --> 03:08:29,940
We got an upcoming collective joining me to discuss this is a man known as Ivan Al-Zakarwi.

3505
03:08:29,940 --> 03:08:31,720
You do a lot of work out in the Middle East.

3506
03:08:31,760 --> 03:08:32,300
Is that right?

3507
03:08:33,020 --> 03:08:33,940
Now you're not a killer,

3508
03:08:33,940 --> 03:08:34,700
you know,

3509
03:08:34,700 --> 03:08:34,980
I'm not.

3510
03:08:35,860 --> 03:08:36,920
So you've got some,

3511
03:08:37,020 --> 03:08:39,120
what are the upcoming projects coming up there?

3512
03:08:39,980 --> 03:08:40,340
Well,

3513
03:08:40,500 --> 03:08:42,100
we have to go to a break.

3514
03:08:42,180 --> 03:08:43,900
It's an email using your PDQ.

3515
03:08:44,040 --> 03:08:46,300
I could also access the web and look up my webpage.

3516
03:08:46,400 --> 03:08:48,660
That's the third application we've put together.

3517
03:08:48,660 --> 03:08:48,940
Yeah.

3518
03:08:48,940 --> 03:08:49,460
Fair enough.

3519
03:08:49,460 --> 03:08:52,040
Fair play to the crystal clear screenshots there.

3520
03:08:52,280 --> 03:08:54,300
It's rare that you get those,

3521
03:08:54,480 --> 03:08:55,680
especially with these devices.

3522
03:08:55,680 --> 03:08:58,900
And they would have really had to balance light and device.

3523
03:08:59,540 --> 03:09:02,140
It would have been a bit of a balancing act in and of itself,

3524
03:09:02,260 --> 03:09:05,780
being able to deliver shots of that clarity going in.

3525
03:09:06,480 --> 03:09:08,620
So access the web and look up my webpage.

3526
03:09:08,720 --> 03:09:11,000
That's the third application we've put together.

3527
03:09:11,420 --> 03:09:12,400
And what you would do is,

3528
03:09:12,500 --> 03:09:13,700
this has a browser on it,

3529
03:09:13,800 --> 03:09:17,240
and it will strip out all the graphics and pull up a normal homepage for you.

3530
03:09:17,480 --> 03:09:18,780
Now it's not for sure from the web,

3531
03:09:18,820 --> 03:09:20,080
you're not going to sit on this phone and do that.

3532
03:09:20,240 --> 03:09:20,860
But if you want information,

3533
03:09:20,860 --> 03:09:22,320
the access information that you need.

3534
03:09:22,500 --> 03:09:23,240
From your company homepage.

3535
03:09:23,500 --> 03:09:23,700
See,

3536
03:09:23,860 --> 03:09:26,940
Ayman Al-Zakarwi was actually from Newcastle,

3537
03:09:27,020 --> 03:09:27,200
you know.

3538
03:09:27,960 --> 03:09:29,880
Why Ayman Al-Zakarwi?

3539
03:09:30,260 --> 03:09:31,720
You want to find out some information,

3540
03:09:31,860 --> 03:09:32,540
you want to find something,

3541
03:09:32,800 --> 03:09:33,840
you want to look up some numbers,

3542
03:09:34,120 --> 03:09:35,560
it'll pull right to the internet.

3543
03:09:35,760 --> 03:09:38,340
All right, now it seems to me there's a really interesting way to use this thing.

3544
03:09:38,400 --> 03:09:39,180
Let's say we're at a meeting,

3545
03:09:39,300 --> 03:09:40,020
a bunch of guys there.

3546
03:09:40,060 --> 03:09:41,000
You're at one end of the table,

3547
03:09:41,100 --> 03:09:42,100
I'm at the other end of the table.

3548
03:09:42,180 --> 03:09:43,400
I've got my PDQ,

3549
03:09:43,480 --> 03:09:44,340
you have your PDQ.

3550
03:09:44,340 --> 03:09:44,500
Huh.

3551
03:09:44,940 --> 03:09:45,320
All right.

3552
03:09:45,680 --> 03:09:46,040
Okay.

3553
03:09:46,380 --> 03:09:48,240
I really want to talk to you during the course of this meeting.

3554
03:09:48,500 --> 03:09:51,840
Just send you a little email message from my little PDQ during the meeting,

3555
03:09:51,840 --> 03:09:53,740
and you're going to look at it over at your other end of the table.

3556
03:09:53,800 --> 03:09:54,020
Oh yeah,

3557
03:09:54,080 --> 03:09:55,180
it looks like we're taking notes.

3558
03:09:56,100 --> 03:09:57,280
We're going to lock eyes,

3559
03:09:57,280 --> 03:10:00,240
we're going to look at each other for five seconds in silence,

3560
03:10:00,380 --> 03:10:02,620
we're going to exchange email URLs,

3561
03:10:03,060 --> 03:10:04,640
we're going to go our separate ways,

3562
03:10:05,040 --> 03:10:07,560
I'm going to send you an email later on that night,

3563
03:10:07,560 --> 03:10:12,900
and then we reconvene in a rendezvous hotspot tomorrow at dusk.

3564
03:10:12,900 --> 03:10:13,500
Is that right?

3565
03:10:14,200 --> 03:10:15,540
That's exactly it, Stu.

3566
03:10:16,000 --> 03:10:16,400
Okay.

3567
03:10:16,500 --> 03:10:17,580
Thank you very much.

3568
03:10:17,680 --> 03:10:18,060
Good night.

3569
03:10:18,140 --> 03:10:18,680
God bless.

3570
03:10:19,480 --> 03:10:20,440
That's the thing on the table.

3571
03:10:20,540 --> 03:10:21,760
I've got my PDQ.

3572
03:10:21,840 --> 03:10:22,240
You have your.

3573
03:10:22,480 --> 03:10:23,840
I have a letter.

3574
03:10:24,360 --> 03:10:25,400
I've penned it.

3575
03:10:25,520 --> 03:10:28,600
I'm going to transcribe it in my word processing unit.

3576
03:10:29,020 --> 03:10:30,260
I'm going to send that to you.

3577
03:10:30,780 --> 03:10:31,980
You're going to download that.

3578
03:10:32,020 --> 03:10:32,740
You're going to read,

3579
03:10:32,960 --> 03:10:33,300
ponder,

3580
03:10:33,640 --> 03:10:33,920
think,

3581
03:10:34,200 --> 03:10:35,240
and reciprocate.

3582
03:10:35,280 --> 03:10:35,760
Am I right?

3583
03:10:36,360 --> 03:10:38,200
That's exactly what the plan is,

3584
03:10:38,320 --> 03:10:38,460
Stu.

3585
03:10:38,880 --> 03:10:39,200
PDQ.

3586
03:10:39,680 --> 03:10:40,220
I could like,

3587
03:10:40,280 --> 03:10:40,960
we kind of sneak you,

3588
03:10:40,980 --> 03:10:41,100
right?

3589
03:10:41,120 --> 03:10:43,000
And I really want to talk to you during the course of this meeting.

3590
03:10:43,320 --> 03:10:44,220
I want to sneak.

3591
03:10:44,360 --> 03:10:45,060
I want to sneak.

3592
03:10:45,060 --> 03:10:46,720
write some messages to you.

3593
03:10:46,880 --> 03:10:48,620
I just look at you from afar,

3594
03:10:48,720 --> 03:10:49,880
from the other side of the room.

3595
03:10:50,000 --> 03:10:51,500
You zoom into my face.

3596
03:10:51,680 --> 03:10:52,600
You see my eyes,

3597
03:10:52,720 --> 03:10:53,900
the way I'm looking at you.

3598
03:10:54,320 --> 03:10:58,800
And you know that it's time to palm pilot.

3599
03:10:59,320 --> 03:11:01,860
Send you a little email message from my little PDQ.

3600
03:11:03,100 --> 03:11:05,860
My little public display of Qualcomm.

3601
03:11:07,440 --> 03:11:08,240
During the meeting,

3602
03:11:08,360 --> 03:11:10,120
and you're going to look at it over at your other end of the table.

3603
03:11:10,160 --> 03:11:10,400
Oh yeah.

3604
03:11:10,440 --> 03:11:11,560
It looks like we're taking notes.

3605
03:11:12,700 --> 03:11:13,760
That's the beauty of it.

3606
03:11:13,800 --> 03:11:14,920
Or there are fun applications.

3607
03:11:15,440 --> 03:11:15,680
Yeah.

3608
03:11:15,920 --> 03:11:16,920
Like you've seen chess.

3609
03:11:17,180 --> 03:11:18,000
It's loaded up on.

3610
03:11:18,000 --> 03:11:19,500
So I'm sitting at the meeting and it's really boring.

3611
03:11:19,840 --> 03:11:20,200
You know,

3612
03:11:20,260 --> 03:11:21,680
you know this guy chess.

3613
03:11:23,420 --> 03:11:23,740
Yeah,

3614
03:11:23,760 --> 03:11:24,820
he's a real piece of work.

3615
03:11:25,060 --> 03:11:25,260
Boring.

3616
03:11:25,380 --> 03:11:25,740
Really boring.

3617
03:11:25,760 --> 03:11:27,860
And I want to play a game and they think I'm doing my work.

3618
03:11:28,020 --> 03:11:28,460
That's right.

3619
03:11:28,540 --> 03:11:28,800
Meanwhile,

3620
03:11:29,060 --> 03:11:31,600
you might be playing chess with a friend of yours halfway across the world.

3621
03:11:32,700 --> 03:11:32,880
All right.

3622
03:11:33,780 --> 03:11:35,460
Bit of a hanging Chad there.

3623
03:11:35,460 --> 03:11:39,060
I love the hanging Chads when something has been said.

3624
03:11:40,260 --> 03:11:44,800
And there isn't the intended reaction from the recipient.

3625
03:11:44,800 --> 03:11:45,640
of the message.

3626
03:11:46,400 --> 03:11:47,740
It didn't land at all.

3627
03:11:47,820 --> 03:11:48,720
It didn't land for him.

3628
03:11:49,240 --> 03:11:50,040
It was a very,

3629
03:11:50,040 --> 03:11:50,700
uh,

3630
03:11:50,780 --> 03:11:50,940
well,

3631
03:11:50,940 --> 03:11:53,320
the cable guy kind of quote there.

3632
03:11:53,440 --> 03:11:55,960
Then you can be playing this with your friend across,

3633
03:11:55,960 --> 03:11:56,980
across the globe.

3634
03:11:57,980 --> 03:12:00,020
playing chess with a friend of yours halfway across the world.

3635
03:12:01,100 --> 03:12:01,320
All right.

3636
03:12:01,340 --> 03:12:01,800
So once again,

3637
03:12:01,840 --> 03:12:02,040
this is,

3638
03:12:02,040 --> 03:12:04,280
that's the,

3639
03:12:04,280 --> 03:12:05,280
Stu,

3640
03:12:05,500 --> 03:12:14,420
Stu should have known there to have offered up an over exuberant response to really legitimize

3641
03:12:14,420 --> 03:12:17,540
the bold claims that were being made.

3642
03:12:17,540 --> 03:12:18,280
It didn't happen.

3643
03:12:19,220 --> 03:12:21,920
And I should really have the cricket button,

3644
03:12:21,920 --> 03:12:22,740
uh,

3645
03:12:22,800 --> 03:12:23,080
on,

3646
03:12:23,160 --> 03:12:23,440
on,

3647
03:12:23,540 --> 03:12:24,040
on tap,

3648
03:12:24,120 --> 03:12:25,400
but I don't shake.

3649
03:12:25,520 --> 03:12:26,280
Maybe next time.

3650
03:12:26,420 --> 03:12:26,680
Meanwhile,

3651
03:12:26,920 --> 03:12:29,480
you might be playing chess with a friend of yours halfway across the world.

3652
03:12:30,300 --> 03:12:30,780
All right.

3653
03:12:30,780 --> 03:12:31,260
So once again,

3654
03:12:31,260 --> 03:12:32,620
this is simply like sitting at a,

3655
03:12:32,620 --> 03:12:33,380
at an internet terminal,

3656
03:12:33,460 --> 03:12:34,200
being at my PC,

3657
03:12:34,300 --> 03:12:34,440
right?

3658
03:12:34,460 --> 03:12:34,620
I mean,

3659
03:12:34,620 --> 03:12:38,880
I can almost do anything here because I am wirelessly interconnected to the web,

3660
03:12:38,940 --> 03:12:39,280
to the net,

3661
03:12:39,340 --> 03:12:39,880
everything I want.

3662
03:12:39,940 --> 03:12:40,280
That's right.

3663
03:12:40,320 --> 03:12:40,960
Everything you need.

3664
03:12:41,040 --> 03:12:42,820
You carry your network around with you right here.

3665
03:12:43,060 --> 03:12:46,740
That's the whole ball game right there inside this one device.

3666
03:12:46,740 --> 03:12:47,880
You slip down,

3667
03:12:47,980 --> 03:12:48,880
you flip open,

3668
03:12:48,980 --> 03:12:50,000
you start to type.

3669
03:12:50,200 --> 03:12:52,560
We look at each other from across the room.

3670
03:12:52,680 --> 03:12:53,540
You understand.

3671
03:12:53,660 --> 03:12:54,040
It's me.

3672
03:12:54,140 --> 03:12:56,000
You felt the vibration in the desk.

3673
03:12:56,660 --> 03:12:58,020
We lock eyes.

3674
03:12:58,380 --> 03:12:58,480
We,

3675
03:12:58,680 --> 03:12:59,380
in that moment,

3676
03:13:00,140 --> 03:13:01,760
something spiritual occurs.

3677
03:13:01,980 --> 03:13:04,200
You understand to reach into your pocket.

3678
03:13:04,420 --> 03:13:06,200
You flip up your PDQ.

3679
03:13:06,520 --> 03:13:07,380
You start to type.

3680
03:13:07,660 --> 03:13:08,700
You start to type what?

3681
03:13:08,800 --> 03:13:09,780
You're typing words.

3682
03:13:09,780 --> 03:13:11,040
You're typing numbers.

3683
03:13:11,220 --> 03:13:12,580
You're typing sonnets.

3684
03:13:12,880 --> 03:13:14,580
You're going Shakespeare on this.

3685
03:13:14,880 --> 03:13:15,900
You type whatever you want.

3686
03:13:15,940 --> 03:13:17,140
You send that email to me.

3687
03:13:17,240 --> 03:13:19,120
I understand what you mean,

3688
03:13:19,240 --> 03:13:19,380
Stu.

3689
03:13:21,480 --> 03:13:22,260
You hear me?

3690
03:13:24,400 --> 03:13:25,820
I understand you,

3691
03:13:25,940 --> 03:13:26,220
Stu.

3692
03:13:31,740 --> 03:13:34,140
Sometimes I just wish you understood me.

3693
03:13:37,560 --> 03:13:38,100
All right.

3694
03:13:38,140 --> 03:13:38,720
What else?

3695
03:13:39,120 --> 03:13:40,300
This is like the dream device, right?

3696
03:13:40,380 --> 03:13:41,820
I am you, Stu.

3697
03:13:43,020 --> 03:13:43,480
I mean,

3698
03:13:43,520 --> 03:13:45,280
the Palm Pilot and...

3699
03:13:45,280 --> 03:13:45,820
Stu.

3700
03:13:48,580 --> 03:13:49,900
I'm your son, Stu.

3701
03:13:54,080 --> 03:13:55,120
I'm your son.

3702
03:13:55,220 --> 03:13:56,520
And the cell phone.

3703
03:13:56,580 --> 03:13:57,800
So it's the into right here.

3704
03:13:58,280 --> 03:13:59,520
to get my PC, right?

3705
03:13:59,600 --> 03:14:02,080
I mean, I can almost do anything here because I am wireless.

3706
03:14:03,180 --> 03:14:03,820
You're my...

3707
03:14:03,820 --> 03:14:04,100
You're...

3708
03:14:04,100 --> 03:14:04,660
Okay.

3709
03:14:04,760 --> 03:14:05,440
You're my son.

3710
03:14:05,560 --> 03:14:06,740
Oh, neat.

3711
03:14:07,120 --> 03:14:07,820
Pretty cool.

3712
03:14:08,780 --> 03:14:09,140
Okay.

3713
03:14:09,240 --> 03:14:09,920
Thanks, son.

3714
03:14:10,380 --> 03:14:11,260
Coming next up,

3715
03:14:11,380 --> 03:14:11,880
we've got...

3716
03:14:11,880 --> 03:14:13,320
We've got Larry Maggots.

3717
03:14:13,380 --> 03:14:17,780
He's going to be showing us all the latest hot new devices from CES.

3718
03:14:18,020 --> 03:14:18,580
Stay with us.

3719
03:14:18,620 --> 03:14:19,160
Stay tuned.

3720
03:14:20,620 --> 03:14:21,640
Kim.com.

3721
03:14:21,700 --> 03:14:23,720
Thanks very much for the tip.

3722
03:14:24,320 --> 03:14:26,580
Interconnected to the web, to the net, everything I want.

3723
03:14:26,660 --> 03:14:27,020
That's right.

3724
03:14:27,060 --> 03:14:27,680
Everything you need.

3725
03:14:27,780 --> 03:14:29,560
You carry your network around with you right here.

3726
03:14:29,940 --> 03:14:31,100
This is like the dream device, right?

3727
03:14:31,160 --> 03:14:31,800
I mean, the Palm Pilot...

3728
03:14:32,800 --> 03:14:35,920
You don't tend to think about the sun community.

3729
03:14:36,420 --> 03:14:36,860
Muni.

3730
03:14:37,280 --> 03:14:37,680
Muni.

3731
03:14:38,220 --> 03:14:38,580
Muni.

3732
03:14:38,580 --> 03:14:38,660
Muni.

3733
03:14:39,320 --> 03:14:43,260
and the cell phone so it's the interconnected pilot in a wireless way.

3734
03:14:43,340 --> 03:14:44,980
Right, and it's integration that's the key.

3735
03:14:45,080 --> 03:14:48,460
To pull up a number, to pull up a name, an email, or call somebody right away.

3736
03:14:48,640 --> 03:14:50,040
All right, that's very cool. Thank you very much, Klim.

3737
03:14:50,400 --> 03:14:54,000
Well, the PDQ is pretty darn cool, but...

3738
03:14:54,000 --> 03:14:56,000
Call somebody right away.

3739
03:14:56,000 --> 03:14:57,540
All right, that's very cool. Thank you very much, Klim.

3740
03:14:57,900 --> 03:15:02,400
Well, the PDQ is pretty darn cool, but it is by no means the end game.

3741
03:15:03,900 --> 03:15:06,900
I'm having a real tough time here, Stu. You've got to help me out.

3742
03:15:06,900 --> 03:15:11,100
The snapdragons, Stu.

3743
03:15:12,720 --> 03:15:14,560
Snapdragons got me by the ball, Stu.

3744
03:15:14,660 --> 03:15:17,160
They're going to take everything away from me, Stu.

3745
03:15:18,860 --> 03:15:20,260
All right, what else?

3746
03:15:21,200 --> 03:15:23,460
They got me. They got everything. They got my house.

3747
03:15:24,620 --> 03:15:25,200
They got me.

3748
03:15:26,480 --> 03:15:28,920
They said I can't leave. They're going to kill me, Stu.

3749
03:15:29,640 --> 03:15:32,020
Uh-huh. Okay, very good.

3750
03:15:32,020 --> 03:15:35,540
In the challenge to come up with the perfect mobile computing device,

3751
03:15:35,720 --> 03:15:38,460
that'll take some new technologies and some new partnerships.

3752
03:15:39,360 --> 03:15:41,300
Quick, quick, okay, quickly, quickly.

3753
03:15:43,560 --> 03:15:46,400
I've lost everything, Stu. They're going to get me.

3754
03:15:47,120 --> 03:15:49,120
Okay, we got to go. We got to go.

3755
03:15:49,320 --> 03:15:51,040
You got to help me, Stu. I'm your son.

3756
03:15:51,420 --> 03:15:52,260
We got to go.

3757
03:15:52,380 --> 03:15:53,500
But guess what?

3758
03:15:53,620 --> 03:15:58,560
Qualcomm and Microsoft have just announced a new joint venture to do just that.

3759
03:16:00,380 --> 03:16:04,280
Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Washington was the site of a press conference.

3760
03:16:04,280 --> 03:16:07,380
Imagine he said, don't care what else.

3761
03:16:09,120 --> 03:16:11,180
Okay. Uh-huh. All right. Quickly.

3762
03:16:11,660 --> 03:16:12,880
Don't care what else.

3763
03:16:13,280 --> 03:16:15,060
Okay. Fuck you. Next.

3764
03:16:16,120 --> 03:16:18,620
Okay. You're wasting my time. Thank you. Okay.

3765
03:16:18,920 --> 03:16:20,800
And we're done. Thank you.

3766
03:16:20,800 --> 03:16:24,280
Announcing the formation of a new company called Wireless Knowledge.

3767
03:16:24,800 --> 03:16:32,780
The joint venture between Microsoft and Qualcomm will provide a new range of wireless access across all kinds of devices.

3768
03:16:33,580 --> 03:16:37,760
A lot of cool businessmen. That's your man, Steve Ballmer from Microsoft, is it?

3769
03:16:38,920 --> 03:16:41,380
Who is a real crazy guy.

3770
03:16:41,380 --> 03:16:43,000
... company called Wireless Knowledge.

3771
03:16:43,680 --> 03:16:44,380
The joint...

3772
03:16:44,380 --> 03:16:46,320
Fucking Ballmer's after you, man.

3773
03:16:47,080 --> 03:16:48,780
We're about to get Ballmer on this.

3774
03:16:48,940 --> 03:16:50,300
...adventure between Microsoft...

3775
03:16:50,300 --> 03:16:51,420
The Zodiac.

3776
03:16:51,520 --> 03:16:54,200
...Microsoft and Qualcomm will provide a new...

3777
03:16:54,200 --> 03:16:59,580
We're accusations of Zodiac killer level there.

3778
03:16:59,580 --> 03:16:59,580
...there.

3779
03:16:59,580 --> 03:17:10,740
Maybe not.

3780
03:17:11,120 --> 03:17:12,640
I don't think they ever caught him, did they?

3781
03:17:13,800 --> 03:17:15,420
Clive James is after you.

3782
03:17:15,840 --> 03:17:20,540
...range of wireless access across all kinds of devices and networks.

3783
03:17:21,040 --> 03:17:27,000
Many people today, many people coming to this event, I think, have a speculation that what we're talking about today

3784
03:17:27,000 --> 03:17:31,940
has something specifically to do with Windows CE and handsets, etc.

3785
03:17:32,660 --> 03:17:33,480
And it does not.

3786
03:17:34,000 --> 03:17:39,960
We're here really to talk about quite a broad view and a specific set of server-based services,

3787
03:17:40,160 --> 03:17:43,240
which our carrier partners will be able to offer to them.

3788
03:17:43,260 --> 03:17:45,000
Yeah, I've seen the film. It's a good film.

3789
03:17:45,660 --> 03:17:47,900
Or at least, from what I remember, I enjoyed it.

3790
03:17:47,940 --> 03:17:51,860
Even though it felt like it was unresolved near the end, or maybe it was.

3791
03:17:51,920 --> 03:17:52,360
I can't remember.

3792
03:17:52,360 --> 03:17:56,100
There's a lot of twists and turns in it, but I enjoyed the movie.

3793
03:17:56,100 --> 03:17:59,520
It came out the same year as The Departed, I think.

3794
03:18:00,520 --> 03:18:08,320
Wireless knowledge will provide telecom carriers with a central network operating center based on standard internet protocols,

3795
03:18:08,780 --> 03:18:15,980
one that supports virtually all wireless devices, from telephones to pagers to computers.

3796
03:18:16,980 --> 03:18:19,500
Microsoft calls it an agnostic approach.

3797
03:18:20,040 --> 03:18:21,940
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3798
03:18:23,560 --> 03:18:25,200
It's beautiful. We haven't even seen.

3799
03:18:25,340 --> 03:18:27,880
Someone's got a... Someone's rocking a rim there.

3800
03:18:28,780 --> 03:18:30,600
It's a lovely device.

3801
03:18:30,720 --> 03:18:34,880
And look at that LCD display there.

3802
03:18:35,000 --> 03:18:36,060
It's sending emails.

3803
03:18:36,320 --> 03:18:37,720
It's got a lot going for it.

3804
03:18:37,760 --> 03:18:40,740
But listen to that voiceover that we're about to cut into there.

3805
03:18:41,520 --> 03:18:44,500
We're classic agnostic guys.

3806
03:18:46,100 --> 03:18:47,860
An agnostic approach.

3807
03:18:48,420 --> 03:18:50,300
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3808
03:18:50,780 --> 03:18:53,340
We don't know if there's a god or not.

3809
03:18:54,380 --> 03:18:55,700
What about yourself?

3810
03:19:01,040 --> 03:19:02,700
We're agnostic.

3811
03:19:04,200 --> 03:19:06,560
Who believes in anything anymore?

3812
03:19:06,700 --> 03:19:09,380
I mean, is there a god or...

3813
03:19:09,380 --> 03:19:10,920
An agnostic approach.

3814
03:19:11,540 --> 03:19:13,360
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3815
03:19:18,420 --> 03:19:20,700
Jay Rund, Jonathan Robertson.

3816
03:19:21,260 --> 03:19:22,460
Classically agnostic.

3817
03:19:25,060 --> 03:19:27,200
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3818
03:19:29,520 --> 03:19:31,220
I'm just fooling around.

3819
03:19:32,660 --> 03:19:36,820
Weighty theological spiritual concepts.

3820
03:19:39,400 --> 03:19:41,520
You expect me to believe that?

3821
03:19:42,580 --> 03:19:45,320
We're here on earth for a long time.

3822
03:19:47,220 --> 03:19:50,880
I don't know if there's a divine creator.

3823
03:19:52,680 --> 03:19:55,080
It was classic agnosticism.

3824
03:20:00,180 --> 03:20:02,840
We don't take sides.

3825
03:20:04,340 --> 03:20:07,520
You want me to come out and say I like God?

3826
03:20:07,700 --> 03:20:10,220
I like Buddhism?

3827
03:20:10,540 --> 03:20:11,120
I like what?

3828
03:20:12,760 --> 03:20:13,560
You know what?

3829
03:20:14,240 --> 03:20:14,640
Pinto?

3830
03:20:16,920 --> 03:20:18,940
It's classic agnosticism.

3831
03:20:18,940 --> 03:20:20,300
It's 24-7.

3832
03:20:20,400 --> 03:20:21,240
That's what we do.

3833
03:20:21,240 --> 03:20:27,440
You can't expect me to give you an answer right here on the show right now.

3834
03:20:31,740 --> 03:20:34,360
Thank you very much for the tip there, Chris.

3835
03:20:35,300 --> 03:20:37,780
Can't watch the stream as working late today.

3836
03:20:37,880 --> 03:20:38,880
Any luck with New Vegas?

3837
03:20:39,460 --> 03:20:43,740
Your luck will be in soon enough because it's installed and ready to rock.

3838
03:20:43,800 --> 03:20:44,680
Hopefully it works.

3839
03:20:44,680 --> 03:20:46,740
It'll be just my luck.

3840
03:20:47,440 --> 03:20:50,180
But I started up and it's not working.

3841
03:20:50,180 --> 03:20:52,660
But anyway, we won't dwell on it.

3842
03:20:53,040 --> 03:20:54,220
We're the classic agnostic.

3843
03:20:54,560 --> 03:20:56,340
I'll tell you why I won't dwell on it, Chris.

3844
03:20:56,420 --> 03:20:57,100
Thanks for the tip.

3845
03:20:57,700 --> 03:21:00,540
Because I'm just a fucking classic agnostic guy.

3846
03:21:02,800 --> 03:21:07,400
I don't know if New Vegas is going to run on the system I've got.

3847
03:21:10,520 --> 03:21:11,840
I'm not going to make that decision.

3848
03:21:12,840 --> 03:21:13,620
I'm undecided.

3849
03:21:13,960 --> 03:21:15,040
Thanks for the tip, though.

3850
03:21:17,680 --> 03:21:20,160
Microsoft calls it an agnostic approach.

3851
03:21:20,160 --> 03:21:22,580
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3852
03:21:22,580 --> 03:21:36,880
What it means in terms of being agnostic is the microbrowser that we're making available will run on operating systems other than Windows operating systems.

3853
03:21:36,960 --> 03:21:39,800
It will run on operating systems other than Windows CE or other than Windows.

3854
03:21:39,880 --> 03:21:43,400
So that is being agnostic to us in terms of an operating system.

3855
03:21:43,880 --> 03:21:49,540
Microsoft also introduced a microbrowser for devices too small for Windows CE.

3856
03:21:50,400 --> 03:21:59,220
The new browser will support email, calendars, and will synchronize the information across whatever devices are linked by the new service.

3857
03:21:59,420 --> 03:22:00,120
Hey, yes.

3858
03:22:00,320 --> 03:22:04,060
It's Principal Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller there.

3859
03:22:04,740 --> 03:22:05,180
Bueller.

3860
03:22:06,360 --> 03:22:08,840
So that's how it is in their family.

3861
03:22:11,840 --> 03:22:14,560
Just one more on the agnostic guy there.

3862
03:22:14,680 --> 03:22:14,920
Sorry.

3863
03:22:15,180 --> 03:22:15,900
DPRE.

3864
03:22:16,100 --> 03:22:17,060
Thank you very much.

3865
03:22:17,380 --> 03:22:17,880
Viva.

3866
03:22:18,460 --> 03:22:19,460
New Vegas.

3867
03:22:19,660 --> 03:22:20,100
Viva.

3868
03:22:20,380 --> 03:22:21,620
Agnostic guys.

3869
03:22:22,340 --> 03:22:24,660
We're the classic agnostic guys.

3870
03:22:29,020 --> 03:22:31,480
No, seriously though, it's a PDA.

3871
03:22:33,040 --> 03:22:35,180
What it means in terms of being able to do is other than Windows.

3872
03:22:35,600 --> 03:22:41,340
Microsoft also introduced a microbrowser for devices too small for Windows CE.

3873
03:22:41,820 --> 03:22:51,140
The new browser will support email, calendars, and will synchronize the information across whatever devices are linked by the new service.

3874
03:22:51,640 --> 03:22:54,180
But it's the local carriers that will be...

3875
03:22:54,180 --> 03:22:54,200
Public.

3876
03:22:54,420 --> 03:22:56,960
It's the public display of agnostics.

3877
03:22:59,640 --> 03:23:01,980
Selling the service to end users.

3878
03:23:02,560 --> 03:23:05,540
Our basic mentality as a company is to provide platforms.

3879
03:23:06,180 --> 03:23:06,960
We sell some...

3880
03:23:06,960 --> 03:23:08,480
He's such a sweaty man.

3881
03:23:08,560 --> 03:23:11,180
Have you ever seen the sweat he worked up on stage?

3882
03:23:11,380 --> 03:23:16,060
Giving big time developers conferences and stuff like that.

3883
03:23:16,620 --> 03:23:18,660
Without the jacket on, the man's a beast.

3884
03:23:19,920 --> 03:23:22,720
But he really did the job for Microsoft.

3885
03:23:22,960 --> 03:23:24,880
I think he was the brawn.

3886
03:23:25,480 --> 03:23:26,760
Gates was the brain.

3887
03:23:27,400 --> 03:23:28,840
Balmer was the brawn.

3888
03:23:29,880 --> 03:23:30,620
Somebody...

3889
03:23:30,620 --> 03:23:33,840
Might just quickly reference that clip there if we can.

3890
03:23:37,320 --> 03:23:39,560
And a G.A.K. Rowling is after you there.

3891
03:23:39,900 --> 03:23:40,420
Balmer.

3892
03:23:41,020 --> 03:23:42,380
Steve Balmer.

3893
03:23:43,380 --> 03:23:44,460
Going crazy.

3894
03:23:49,460 --> 03:23:51,620
2.9 million views.

3895
03:23:52,800 --> 03:23:53,640
The Balmster.

3896
03:24:03,320 --> 03:24:05,980
Ladies and gentlemen, Steve Balmer!

3897
03:24:07,240 --> 03:24:08,120
Look at this.

3898
03:24:08,660 --> 03:24:09,520
What was he on?

3899
03:24:16,260 --> 03:24:17,400
Yeah, Tony.

3900
03:24:17,540 --> 03:24:18,160
Tony Balmer.

3901
03:24:18,380 --> 03:24:18,640
How are you?

3902
03:24:18,720 --> 03:24:19,580
Yeah, your dad, man.

3903
03:24:19,820 --> 03:24:21,500
He's going fucking Lula.

3904
03:24:21,640 --> 03:24:22,620
You need to go and get a hold of him.

3905
03:24:22,640 --> 03:24:23,200
I think he's...

3906
03:24:23,200 --> 03:24:24,360
I think he's...

3907
03:24:24,360 --> 03:24:25,520
Someone's giving him something.

3908
03:24:25,520 --> 03:24:26,120
Get him!

3909
03:24:27,020 --> 03:24:28,020
Get him!

3910
03:24:28,620 --> 03:24:29,340
Come on!

3911
03:24:31,160 --> 03:24:33,800
Yeah, I think...

3912
03:24:33,800 --> 03:24:35,100
I think your dad's on crack.

3913
03:24:35,360 --> 03:24:36,460
You need to get him off the...

3914
03:24:36,460 --> 03:24:37,580
Get him off the fucking stage

3915
03:24:37,580 --> 03:24:38,300
so he's going to have...

3916
03:24:38,300 --> 03:24:39,520
He's going to fucking hurt himself.

3917
03:24:39,700 --> 03:24:40,260
He's going to hurt...

3918
03:24:40,260 --> 03:24:41,080
He's going to hurt someone.

3919
03:24:49,160 --> 03:24:50,720
There you go.

3920
03:24:50,720 --> 03:24:50,780
There you go.

3921
03:24:50,780 --> 03:24:51,280
That's the...

3922
03:24:51,280 --> 03:24:53,540
That's the Microsoft processor...

3923
03:24:53,540 --> 03:24:55,060
In human format.

3924
03:24:55,240 --> 03:24:56,540
That's how fast and...

3925
03:24:56,540 --> 03:24:58,120
That's how powerful the machine was.

3926
03:24:58,720 --> 03:24:59,320
Start...

3927
03:24:59,320 --> 03:25:01,380
Start me up.

3928
03:25:02,340 --> 03:25:03,820
State of the art...

3929
03:25:03,820 --> 03:25:05,020
And start me up.

3930
03:25:09,680 --> 03:25:10,140
Fuck me.

3931
03:25:10,880 --> 03:25:12,320
He's like a human...

3932
03:25:12,320 --> 03:25:13,140
GPU.

3933
03:25:15,100 --> 03:25:16,460
Pack the punch, the cunt.

3934
03:25:22,380 --> 03:25:23,340
Fuck me, man.

3935
03:25:24,600 --> 03:25:26,380
Honestly, it could...

3936
03:25:26,380 --> 03:25:27,880
Potentially be a threat...

3937
03:25:27,880 --> 03:25:29,700
At some stage...

3938
03:25:29,700 --> 03:25:31,100
Given the correct circumstances.

3939
03:25:36,100 --> 03:25:49,300
Come on!

3940
03:25:54,480 --> 03:25:55,760
Pure blood pressure.

3941
03:25:57,980 --> 03:25:59,880
Who said sit down?

3942
03:25:59,880 --> 03:26:07,800
Fucking two minutes of...

3943
03:26:07,800 --> 03:26:09,220
Getting your breath back again.

3944
03:26:09,900 --> 03:26:11,480
And I wish I could zoom in there.

3945
03:26:11,520 --> 03:26:12,000
I can't.

3946
03:26:12,040 --> 03:26:13,580
But you can see how menacing...

3947
03:26:13,580 --> 03:26:14,880
That still frame is there.

3948
03:26:16,000 --> 03:26:17,420
Even at that resolution.

3949
03:26:18,620 --> 03:26:20,100
Not as clear as we'd like.

3950
03:26:20,180 --> 03:26:21,880
But we can really get a sense...

3951
03:26:23,240 --> 03:26:24,440
Of the fear.

3952
03:26:28,440 --> 03:26:30,120
It was a...

3953
03:26:30,120 --> 03:26:31,040
A Kubrickian...

3954
03:26:32,120 --> 03:26:33,000
Shot there.

3955
03:26:33,060 --> 03:26:34,040
Don't shut down!

3956
03:26:35,640 --> 03:26:37,040
And you'd be shitting Kubricks...

3957
03:26:37,680 --> 03:26:39,320
You'd be shitting Kubricks...

3958
03:26:39,320 --> 03:26:40,740
If that cunt came to town.

3959
03:26:41,440 --> 03:26:42,720
If he turned up to dinner...

3960
03:26:42,720 --> 03:26:43,720
Thank you very much there.

3961
03:26:44,180 --> 03:26:45,020
You're filthy.

3962
03:26:45,860 --> 03:26:47,040
Young Frankenstein's monster...

3963
03:26:47,740 --> 03:26:48,700
Is after you, you see?

3964
03:26:50,100 --> 03:26:52,040
Let's freeze frame that...

3965
03:26:52,040 --> 03:26:53,040
Kubrick...

3966
03:26:57,040 --> 03:26:57,640
Boom.

3967
03:26:57,640 --> 03:27:01,680
I don't have any droll music.

3968
03:27:12,960 --> 03:27:15,600
Wow, shut down.

3969
03:27:20,120 --> 03:27:20,520
Wow.

3970
03:27:22,520 --> 03:27:23,420
Fuck yeah.

3971
03:27:26,800 --> 03:27:29,480
Tonight at nine, on dispatches.

3972
03:27:31,300 --> 03:27:34,660
He was the man that made Microsoft explode.

3973
03:27:42,840 --> 03:27:44,600
I have four words for you.

3974
03:27:44,920 --> 03:27:46,580
Check out that sweat patch.

3975
03:27:47,460 --> 03:27:51,020
I wonder was he fucking doing that before he got on stage?

3976
03:27:51,120 --> 03:27:54,020
Was there like a real build-up process?

3977
03:27:54,020 --> 03:27:55,960
You know, getting himself psyched up.

3978
03:27:55,960 --> 03:28:03,280
I love this company.

3979
03:28:03,520 --> 03:28:03,900
Yes!

3980
03:28:19,900 --> 03:28:20,700
Yes!

3981
03:28:25,900 --> 03:28:27,640
Developers, developers, developers.

3982
03:28:27,720 --> 03:28:29,160
This is beyond sweat.

3983
03:28:29,160 --> 03:28:33,700
This is, this is, he is sweat at this stage.

3984
03:28:34,240 --> 03:28:35,420
I've never seen it.

3985
03:28:35,520 --> 03:28:37,320
I've never seen perspiration like it.

3986
03:28:37,320 --> 03:28:41,200
They say the genius is 99%.

3987
03:28:41,200 --> 03:28:45,540
They say it's 1% inspiration, 99% perspiration.

3988
03:28:46,200 --> 03:28:47,460
If that's the case.

3989
03:28:48,400 --> 03:28:52,080
We have a fucking genius of unparalleled levels on our hands here.

3990
03:28:54,080 --> 03:28:56,080
The shirt is less dry in the shirt.

3991
03:28:56,080 --> 03:28:57,900
The shirt is less dry in the shirt than there is saturation.

3992
03:28:58,460 --> 03:28:59,660
Steve Bammy.

3993
03:29:00,140 --> 03:29:01,640
There, the dreadnest says.

3994
03:29:02,900 --> 03:29:05,760
Thermal cooling paste needs to be applied to...

3995
03:29:05,760 --> 03:29:07,520
Get that thermal...

3996
03:29:07,520 --> 03:29:11,520
Oh, crack open that fucking PC quick and get some of the thermal cooling paste out.

3997
03:29:11,600 --> 03:29:13,920
We need to apply to Steve's head pronto.

3998
03:29:13,920 --> 03:29:14,580
He's sweating.

3999
03:29:15,580 --> 03:29:18,060
People are leaving the auditorium, John.

4000
03:29:19,060 --> 03:29:21,020
They're leaving because they're scared.

4001
03:29:21,820 --> 03:29:22,800
Get him cooled down.

4002
03:29:22,900 --> 03:29:24,400
Get on stage with a fan now.

4003
03:29:25,980 --> 03:29:30,640
Someone needs to go and fucking waft Steve down with a fan because cunts are leaving fast.

4004
03:29:32,360 --> 03:29:34,640
We had investors over from Singapore.

4005
03:29:35,560 --> 03:29:36,180
They're gonzo.

4006
03:29:36,760 --> 03:29:39,460
They said that it's not in their culture to sweat so hard.

4007
03:29:39,840 --> 03:29:40,980
And they, they're offended.

4008
03:29:41,440 --> 03:29:43,000
That it's against one of their deities.

4009
03:29:45,300 --> 03:29:46,260
He's overheating.

4010
03:29:46,340 --> 03:29:47,060
He's going to blow.

4011
03:29:47,060 --> 03:29:47,260
Whoa.

4012
03:29:54,040 --> 03:29:54,360
Whoa.

4013
03:29:55,900 --> 03:29:59,020
Brings water cooling to a whole new fucking level.

4014
03:29:59,640 --> 03:30:04,020
Where the rhythm is the bass and the thermal paste is the treble.

4015
03:30:05,900 --> 03:30:10,480
Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

4016
03:30:13,140 --> 03:30:13,700
Yes.

4017
03:30:16,260 --> 03:30:18,740
You need, John, you need to get down here.

4018
03:30:18,800 --> 03:30:20,700
Your brother, your brother, Steve.

4019
03:30:20,940 --> 03:30:23,420
He's going fucking crazy on stage, man.

4020
03:30:23,460 --> 03:30:26,220
He keeps on saying, he's been seeing developers for 20 minutes.

4021
03:30:27,220 --> 03:30:29,080
I think he's lost a lot of water, bud.

4022
03:30:30,140 --> 03:30:31,200
Do you have his medicine?

4023
03:30:32,940 --> 03:30:33,340
Please.

4024
03:30:37,340 --> 03:30:45,480
Oh God.

4025
03:30:55,700 --> 03:30:59,720
You want some monkey boy right now?

4026
03:30:59,720 --> 03:31:11,020
Go on Steve.

4027
03:31:11,140 --> 03:31:12,600
That's what I'd be like if I was there.

4028
03:31:13,000 --> 03:31:13,740
Go on.

4029
03:31:14,060 --> 03:31:15,200
He's going to fucking do it.

4030
03:31:15,220 --> 03:31:16,700
He's going to fucking go mental, man.

4031
03:31:17,380 --> 03:31:18,000
Go on Steve.

4032
03:31:18,000 --> 03:31:34,000
Go on Steve.

4033
03:31:34,000 --> 03:31:35,000
John.

4034
03:31:36,080 --> 03:31:37,200
Yeah, it's Steve.

4035
03:31:37,360 --> 03:31:38,480
He's had a turn.

4036
03:31:38,960 --> 03:31:40,380
No, he went ballistic.

4037
03:31:41,220 --> 03:31:42,580
No, they said he blew a gasket.

4038
03:31:44,400 --> 03:31:45,300
Yeah, he's in.

4039
03:31:45,520 --> 03:31:47,060
Yeah, you need to get down here now.

4040
03:31:47,060 --> 03:31:47,180
No.

4041
03:31:48,080 --> 03:31:48,520
Okay.

4042
03:31:48,880 --> 03:31:49,200
Bye-bye.

4043
03:31:51,400 --> 03:31:52,420
Thank you very much.

4044
03:31:52,800 --> 03:31:53,680
Narubu San.

4045
03:31:56,820 --> 03:31:58,320
He's doing the monkey dance again.

4046
03:31:58,540 --> 03:31:58,760
No.

4047
03:31:59,840 --> 03:32:02,100
I'm not sure about whether or not it was appropriate.

4048
03:32:02,360 --> 03:32:03,620
What matters is he's fucked.

4049
03:32:03,740 --> 03:32:05,540
You need to get down here now and bring his tablets.

4050
03:32:16,240 --> 03:32:33,860
The tech...

4051
03:32:33,860 --> 03:32:44,500
Follow on YouTube, Google, Twitter, Facebook, or unknown app that's probably defunct.

4052
03:32:44,500 --> 03:32:47,840
You don't tend to hear about the tech, community.

4053
03:32:47,840 --> 03:32:53,600
I think there was just a little bit more Steve there.

4054
03:32:53,720 --> 03:32:56,500
We can see this is a video he made.

4055
03:32:58,200 --> 03:32:59,700
That's the full presentation.

4056
03:32:59,700 --> 03:33:02,080
I'd like to see a little bit more of that.

4057
03:33:03,120 --> 03:33:04,040
Well, it's actually...

4058
03:33:04,040 --> 03:33:04,900
We've seen it all.

4059
03:33:05,580 --> 03:33:06,920
I think it could be higher quality.

4060
03:33:07,040 --> 03:33:07,420
Yeah, it is.

4061
03:33:07,480 --> 03:33:08,500
HQ extended.

4062
03:33:12,540 --> 03:33:12,920
Wow.

4063
03:33:12,920 --> 03:33:16,580
We're really getting a sense of the sweat there with the HQ.

4064
03:33:19,580 --> 03:33:23,140
So what is the $64,000 question?

4065
03:33:24,180 --> 03:33:24,740
Question!

4066
03:33:25,740 --> 03:33:26,740
Holy cow.

4067
03:33:26,740 --> 03:33:33,060
I'm going to have to tough it up now.

4068
03:33:33,140 --> 03:33:33,520
Here we go.

4069
03:33:34,220 --> 03:33:37,300
What's the $64,000 question for the field?

4070
03:33:37,840 --> 03:33:41,160
The most asked question that I've received this week.

4071
03:33:41,780 --> 03:33:45,300
What the hell are we supposed to do about .NET, Steve?

4072
03:33:46,700 --> 03:33:48,500
It's a very good question.

4073
03:33:49,060 --> 03:33:50,000
And it's not a...

4074
03:33:50,000 --> 03:33:57,440
A point has been raised there from Aaron that his sweat is all down his forearms.

4075
03:33:57,760 --> 03:33:58,700
And he's asked...

4076
03:33:58,700 --> 03:34:02,040
I've never actually seen this in reality in my lifetime.

4077
03:34:02,820 --> 03:34:04,760
How can your forearms sweat?

4078
03:34:05,380 --> 03:34:06,760
I didn't even know you had...

4079
03:34:06,760 --> 03:34:09,680
I didn't know you had glands in your forearms.

4080
03:34:10,320 --> 03:34:13,800
What the hell are we supposed to do about .NET, Steve?

4081
03:34:15,080 --> 03:34:16,700
It's a shit show, Steve.

4082
03:34:16,700 --> 03:34:16,820
Holy cow.

4083
03:34:16,880 --> 03:34:18,140
I'm going to have to tough it up now.

4084
03:34:18,240 --> 03:34:18,620
Here we go.

4085
03:34:19,320 --> 03:34:22,360
What's the $64,000 question for the field?

4086
03:34:22,940 --> 03:34:26,060
What is the most asked question that I've received this week?

4087
03:34:26,600 --> 03:34:27,740
He's all gland.

4088
03:34:29,080 --> 03:34:31,180
Glandula Lansbury's just landed.

4089
03:34:31,580 --> 03:34:31,840
Wait.

4090
03:34:32,500 --> 03:34:36,040
What the hell are we supposed to do about .NET, Steve?

4091
03:34:36,820 --> 03:34:37,740
Glanderotic.

4092
03:34:38,520 --> 03:34:40,420
It's a very good question.

4093
03:34:40,860 --> 03:34:43,700
And it's got a very, very...

4094
03:34:43,700 --> 03:34:45,140
Glandstand.

4095
03:34:46,440 --> 03:34:48,660
It's a very good question.

4096
03:34:49,740 --> 03:34:52,480
A bit of slow-mo here for the fucking dispatch...

4097
03:34:52,480 --> 03:34:53,800
Dispatch his heads.

4098
03:34:54,640 --> 03:34:58,340
Narubu-san, thanks very much for the tip and you're filthy.

4099
03:34:59,660 --> 03:35:08,080
He was the $100 million Microsoft man who went ballistic on stage and exploded.

4100
03:35:10,400 --> 03:35:14,180
Questionable hand gestures from Steve Ballmer there.

4101
03:35:14,540 --> 03:35:19,260
I mean, I was only trying to get a look at the forearm sweat because we need to...

4102
03:35:19,260 --> 03:35:23,380
We're wondering whether or not he has a gland in between his bicep and forearm.

4103
03:35:24,020 --> 03:35:27,940
But we've actually uncovered something quite fascistic.

4104
03:35:28,040 --> 03:35:31,080
We don't understand or know whether or not it was intentional.

4105
03:35:31,080 --> 03:35:42,700
But that movement combined with the roaring face does raise serious questions about where Microsoft lies on the political spectrum.

4106
03:35:42,900 --> 03:35:44,420
I'm not going to say anything.

4107
03:35:44,640 --> 03:35:46,200
I'm just going to leave it there.

4108
03:35:46,400 --> 03:35:49,680
Very, very clear answer.

4109
03:35:50,180 --> 03:35:51,800
Somebody says he is a blue shirt.

4110
03:35:51,940 --> 03:35:52,760
It would tally.

4111
03:35:54,800 --> 03:35:57,600
We do know about their past.

4112
03:36:01,540 --> 03:36:08,160
Somebody's saying that he is Jewish, so it's best not to really make any more inquisitions down that way.

4113
03:36:08,400 --> 03:36:09,380
I didn't know that.

4114
03:36:09,380 --> 03:36:17,980
The key to industry transformation, the key to success is developers, developers, developers.

4115
03:36:17,980 --> 03:36:19,880
Developers, developers, developers, developers.

4116
03:36:24,640 --> 03:36:28,560
This is where fucking Wolf of Wall Street got their inspiration, is it?

4117
03:36:29,920 --> 03:36:33,880
Developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers, developers.

4118
03:36:33,880 --> 03:36:46,460
The good thing about the heavy kind of fabric of the chinos is that we have no real indication of what's going on below that fucking waistline level.

4119
03:36:46,460 --> 03:36:51,000
But we can only assume that it's not good.

4120
03:36:51,080 --> 03:36:52,540
The prognosis isn't good.

4121
03:36:52,540 --> 03:36:59,520
is developers developers developers developers developers developers developers developers

4122
03:36:59,520 --> 03:37:06,820
developers developers developers developers developers developers yes

4123
03:37:06,820 --> 03:37:19,040
fucking hell i'd say yeah it is probably swampy enough anyway it's probably like a floridian

4124
03:37:19,040 --> 03:37:24,300
fucking everglade down there fucking alligators and everything down there steve you need to get

4125
03:37:24,300 --> 03:37:36,460
cleaned up are you all right steve okay so what is the 64 000 question question

4126
03:37:36,460 --> 03:37:48,080
some good stuff he as nathan says he definitely slept well that night fucking wrecked

4127
03:37:48,080 --> 03:37:53,340
he probably pulled muscles he probably woke up the next day and he is like how why am i so

4128
03:37:53,340 --> 03:38:00,340
fucking achy there everywhere it's like you went apeshit steve you went apeshit and the whole world

4129
03:38:00,340 --> 03:38:05,580
saw it but it was good you sold the product

4130
03:38:05,580 --> 03:38:18,240
this is actually a re-recorded version of the rolling stones to start me up it's steve balmer singing it

4131
03:38:18,240 --> 03:38:22,500
it does it does sound like him

4132
03:38:22,500 --> 03:38:50,880
you got the sweatiest glance you got the sweatiest glance you got the sweatiest glance

4133
03:38:50,880 --> 03:38:53,620
Oh yeah.

4134
03:38:54,720 --> 03:38:57,180
You make a grown man cry.

4135
03:38:58,760 --> 03:39:02,820
You make the audience cry.

4136
03:39:07,460 --> 03:39:09,860
112 billion.

4137
03:39:10,080 --> 03:39:10,660
Fucking hell.

4138
03:39:11,140 --> 03:39:13,120
Some man for the net worth.

4139
03:39:15,140 --> 03:39:16,480
Sweat me up.

4140
03:39:17,680 --> 03:39:19,320
You sweat me up.

4141
03:39:19,400 --> 03:39:20,480
I'll never stop.

4142
03:39:20,480 --> 03:39:24,640
If you sweat me up.

4143
03:39:26,140 --> 03:39:27,960
Better wash me down.

4144
03:39:28,200 --> 03:39:30,100
Wash me down later on.

4145
03:39:31,780 --> 03:39:34,620
You made your armpits cry.

4146
03:39:36,140 --> 03:39:40,480
You made your forearms cry.

4147
03:39:44,480 --> 03:39:49,340
Steve Ballmer had a wild celebration to the Nicholas Bates on 3.0.

4148
03:39:49,340 --> 03:39:51,960
We're going down a fucking Balam hole here.

4149
03:39:55,620 --> 03:39:58,820
Then some unrelated videos.

4150
03:39:59,620 --> 03:40:00,800
Diary of a CEO.

4151
03:40:01,240 --> 03:40:02,880
Max TV and Ben Shapiro.

4152
03:40:03,560 --> 03:40:06,120
I hate the way nowadays you search in YouTube.

4153
03:40:06,120 --> 03:40:11,180
I just searched Steve Ballmer going crazy.

4154
03:40:13,180 --> 03:40:18,200
But you search for something on YouTube and they'll just halfway down the page then they'll just go.

4155
03:40:18,840 --> 03:40:22,480
Here's some fucking completely unrelated videos that we think you'll.

4156
03:40:22,800 --> 03:40:23,060
No.

4157
03:40:23,400 --> 03:40:24,480
We know better.

4158
03:40:24,600 --> 03:40:26,340
We know what you really want to watch.

4159
03:40:26,560 --> 03:40:28,380
And it's not the stuff you asked us for.

4160
03:40:29,060 --> 03:40:30,540
Take out a bit of Shapiro.

4161
03:40:30,720 --> 03:40:31,700
Get engaged.

4162
03:40:32,700 --> 03:40:33,320
The cuts.

4163
03:40:35,320 --> 03:40:35,800
Develop.

4164
03:40:35,920 --> 03:40:36,820
We've seen that.

4165
03:40:44,500 --> 03:40:45,480
Steve Ballmer.

4166
03:40:45,760 --> 03:40:46,740
More Steve Ballmer.

4167
03:40:46,920 --> 03:40:47,240
None.

4168
03:40:51,320 --> 03:40:53,480
Back to the man.

4169
03:40:53,540 --> 03:40:56,060
Back to the original video that started it all anyway.

4170
03:40:57,600 --> 03:40:58,500
Balmerick.

4171
03:40:59,600 --> 03:41:01,220
A Windows NT and Exchange.

4172
03:41:01,640 --> 03:41:03,320
And we introduce them to a partner.

4173
03:41:03,820 --> 03:41:06,680
And that partner can then go help them provision a service.

4174
03:41:07,160 --> 03:41:10,360
What we in Qualcomm elected to do in this case is to say no.

4175
03:41:10,780 --> 03:41:12,280
We'll provision the service.

4176
03:41:12,660 --> 03:41:15,760
And then we'll offer it on an OEM basis to carriers.

4177
03:41:15,940 --> 03:41:17,440
Who can package it in.

4178
03:41:17,700 --> 03:41:20,380
And make it part of their overall offering.

4179
03:41:20,380 --> 03:41:22,400
He's really reined it in there.

4180
03:41:23,080 --> 03:41:26,720
It's not a fucking all out balls to the wall Balmer affair.

4181
03:41:28,020 --> 03:41:31,440
While the network servers will use Microsoft internet software.

4182
03:41:31,940 --> 03:41:37,620
The new company's owners insist that they are providing a nonpartisan service up to a point.

4183
03:41:38,300 --> 03:41:40,980
Well Windows CE is sort of indirectly involved.

4184
03:41:40,980 --> 03:41:43,840
We look classic agnostic guys.

4185
03:41:46,440 --> 03:41:50,560
This venture will target all sorts of devices.

4186
03:41:50,940 --> 03:41:53,820
Even if they're not Windows CE or Windows specifically.

4187
03:41:54,240 --> 03:42:00,200
So there's nothing in this venture that specifies or necessitates that those devices have to be Windows CE.

4188
03:42:00,780 --> 03:42:08,940
That said, we're going to be working very, very hard to make sure Windows CE are the optimal devices to receive this information.

4189
03:42:09,580 --> 03:42:11,660
Now obviously it's a Microsoft Qualcomm veteran.

4190
03:42:11,660 --> 03:42:15,220
Another snapdragon of a man here.

4191
03:42:15,220 --> 03:42:18,320
Paul Jacobs, the first snapdragon of the season.

4192
03:42:18,620 --> 03:42:19,500
Received this information.

4193
03:42:20,120 --> 03:42:21,660
Pure agnosticism.

4194
03:42:21,800 --> 03:42:23,360
These are the agnostic crew.

4195
03:42:23,520 --> 03:42:24,720
Now obviously it's a Microsoft.

4196
03:42:24,720 --> 03:42:27,000
Classic agnostic Paul Jacobs.

4197
03:42:28,020 --> 03:42:30,060
Microsoft and Qualcomm joint venture.

4198
03:42:30,300 --> 03:42:33,120
And you know, there is some preference for our devices.

4199
03:42:33,340 --> 03:42:39,060
But we are very focused on making this equal to all other devices.

4200
03:42:39,060 --> 03:42:42,940
There's nothing that precludes any other device from operating on the system.

4201
03:42:43,060 --> 03:42:46,620
We are absolutely trying to go out and evangelize wireless data.

4202
03:42:46,620 --> 03:42:54,360
While there are similar alliances in the discussion stage, wireless knowledge has many key parts of its network in place.

4203
03:42:54,360 --> 03:43:01,860
The company has lined up nine carriers so far, including Sprint, AT&T and Bell South.

4204
03:43:02,360 --> 03:43:21,060
What made us decide we wanted to sign here was a belief that this truly was network technology agnostic.

4205
03:43:21,760 --> 03:43:23,580
So they are agnostic again.

4206
03:43:23,780 --> 03:43:25,700
Good job they reminded us.

4207
03:43:27,500 --> 03:43:31,820
I've been in the agnosticism for 28 years.

4208
03:43:31,820 --> 03:43:38,120
That Microsoft was in the game, that they were serious about enabling their products and services for wireless.

4209
03:43:39,120 --> 03:43:46,440
And that through a combination of other factors, our networks, hardware, new terminals now that can run all day and batteries.

4210
03:43:46,820 --> 03:43:47,900
The time was right.

4211
03:43:48,260 --> 03:43:53,260
As a carrier, we could have created the same set of applications.

4212
03:43:53,560 --> 03:43:58,800
It's a different flavor of agnosticism that Terry Yu is bringing to the table.

4213
03:43:58,800 --> 03:44:04,440
Working on similar things, wireless knowledge is only one of a portfolio of services.

4214
03:44:05,140 --> 03:44:14,320
But Microsoft and Qualcomm having made the decision to create these services, made it very easy for us to decide whether we want to be part of it.

4215
03:44:14,740 --> 03:44:17,460
For the Computer Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

4216
03:44:20,540 --> 03:44:23,460
Balmer doing a bit of fucking B-roll work there.

4217
03:44:23,560 --> 03:44:25,580
For the Chronicles, I'm Sarah O'Brien.

4218
03:44:25,880 --> 03:44:29,960
I think you can see the agnostic, the classic agnostic hangout.

4219
03:44:30,560 --> 03:44:33,740
It's just a classic agnostic hangout with the boys.

4220
03:44:38,360 --> 03:44:40,620
Look at the agnosticism on display there.

4221
03:44:42,180 --> 03:44:45,080
Balmer is pure fucking alpha there.

4222
03:44:45,280 --> 03:44:50,380
He's probably the biggest in terms of fucking, he's the widest.

4223
03:44:52,460 --> 03:44:57,060
Everyone there is laughing and really responding warmly to Balmer.

4224
03:44:57,640 --> 03:44:59,580
Especially agnostic man, the first.

4225
03:45:01,420 --> 03:45:05,540
I can tell Balmer's having a jokey laugh with the little fella at the end.

4226
03:45:06,580 --> 03:45:07,460
Laying it on thick.

4227
03:45:15,540 --> 03:45:16,020
Boom!

4228
03:45:19,760 --> 03:45:21,060
Oh, what a shot.

4229
03:45:21,380 --> 03:45:22,080
What a camera.

4230
03:45:22,940 --> 03:45:23,900
Oh, beautiful.

4231
03:45:24,900 --> 03:45:25,660
Look at that.

4232
03:45:26,480 --> 03:45:27,360
That was beautiful.

4233
03:45:30,100 --> 03:45:30,900
Really nice.

4234
03:45:30,980 --> 03:45:33,040
We've got a really nice setup coming up here.

4235
03:45:35,700 --> 03:45:37,040
Check that camera out, though.

4236
03:45:39,160 --> 03:45:44,420
I mean, I don't know much about studio cameras, but I mean, I'd say it's a pretty penny.

4237
03:45:46,420 --> 03:45:49,360
Fat SDI going out to a wall box there.

4238
03:45:49,360 --> 03:45:51,700
Massive plate.

4239
03:45:52,200 --> 03:45:53,160
A huge plate.

4240
03:45:55,000 --> 03:45:55,460
Huge.

4241
03:45:58,420 --> 03:45:59,300
Fucking beast.

4242
03:46:02,100 --> 03:46:05,480
And a cheeky fucking face on stew to begin with as well.

4243
03:46:05,620 --> 03:46:06,660
Let's check that out.

4244
03:46:08,580 --> 03:46:12,040
And what's great is you can pinpoint the crossfade.

4245
03:46:12,040 --> 03:46:13,880
Beautiful.

4246
03:46:13,880 --> 03:46:14,200
Beautiful.

4247
03:46:14,880 --> 03:46:15,880
Beautiful.

4248
03:46:15,880 --> 03:46:16,200
Beautiful.

4249
03:46:18,880 --> 03:46:19,360
Beautiful.

4250
03:46:21,100 --> 03:46:24,480
There are dozens of technology companies competing in the handheld market.

4251
03:46:24,700 --> 03:46:25,380
All based on...

4252
03:46:25,380 --> 03:46:27,180
Handheld market competing.

4253
03:46:27,380 --> 03:46:28,380
...basically trying...

4254
03:46:28,380 --> 03:46:28,960
Game Boy.

4255
03:46:29,260 --> 03:46:30,500
...to outdo the Palm Pilot.

4256
03:46:30,900 --> 03:46:32,120
Handheld gaming devices.

4257
03:46:32,560 --> 03:46:36,900
One of the leaders in this field is Philips with two very interesting new Palm Top devices.

4258
03:46:37,100 --> 03:46:38,200
And Chris, you're going to be our guide here.

4259
03:46:38,460 --> 03:46:40,660
Let's start with this little Velo thing over here.

4260
03:46:40,920 --> 03:46:44,080
Why would I want to use something like this instead of the Pilot, as we saw before?

4261
03:46:44,380 --> 03:46:46,160
Look, I mean, it looks pretty neat.

4262
03:46:48,220 --> 03:46:48,580
Velo.

4263
03:46:48,700 --> 03:46:51,120
I've never heard of the manufacturer of the hardware.

4264
03:46:51,800 --> 03:46:55,020
But it's running a fucking Windows CE on it.

4265
03:46:55,100 --> 03:46:56,380
It's got a nice display.

4266
03:46:57,140 --> 03:46:59,480
You've got your desktop there, all those little icons.

4267
03:47:00,000 --> 03:47:01,860
First and foremost, you can tell by the design.

4268
03:47:02,000 --> 03:47:02,480
It's clamshell.

4269
03:47:02,640 --> 03:47:03,480
And Chris Sanders...

4270
03:47:04,920 --> 03:47:06,280
What can I say?

4271
03:47:06,460 --> 03:47:08,120
He's the whole fucking package.

4272
03:47:08,760 --> 03:47:10,320
...includes a keyboard.

4273
03:47:10,520 --> 03:47:10,740
All right.

4274
03:47:10,800 --> 03:47:13,600
So the input problem is solved because I've got a little baby keyboard here.

4275
03:47:13,640 --> 03:47:13,980
Exactly.

4276
03:47:14,300 --> 03:47:16,380
And then it's a Microsoft Windows CE-based device.

4277
03:47:16,500 --> 03:47:21,620
So it's got Pocket Office, which includes Word, a little Excel, a little PowerPoint.

4278
03:47:22,080 --> 03:47:22,420
Exactly.

4279
03:47:22,600 --> 03:47:24,120
So it's really designed to do heavy editing.

4280
03:47:24,780 --> 03:47:27,880
It's an ultra Philips-based Chad machine.

4281
03:47:29,340 --> 03:47:31,420
Chris Sanders, Ultra Chad.

4282
03:47:31,540 --> 03:47:32,280
Includes a...

4283
03:47:32,280 --> 03:47:32,960
5000.

4284
03:47:33,660 --> 03:47:37,140
I reckon she was going to be really impressed with the cut of this guy's jib.

4285
03:47:37,240 --> 03:47:37,620
Keyboard.

4286
03:47:37,780 --> 03:47:38,020
All right.

4287
03:47:38,080 --> 03:47:40,860
So the input problem is solved because I've got a little baby keyboard here.

4288
03:47:40,900 --> 03:47:41,260
Exactly.

4289
03:47:41,540 --> 03:47:43,640
And then it's a Microsoft Windows CE-based device.

4290
03:47:43,740 --> 03:47:48,900
So it's got Pocket Office, which includes Word, a little Excel, a little PowerPoint.

4291
03:47:49,340 --> 03:47:49,700
Exactly.

4292
03:47:49,840 --> 03:47:51,460
So it's really designed to do heavy editing.

4293
03:47:51,620 --> 03:47:54,360
So you've got the external keyboard power plus the extra applications.

4294
03:47:54,660 --> 03:47:54,900
Okay.

4295
03:47:55,040 --> 03:47:56,160
And how about connectivity?

4296
03:47:56,620 --> 03:47:59,560
Well, the real neat part is that you've got an integrated 288 modem here.

4297
03:47:59,560 --> 03:48:00,900
So it's a little RJ11.

4298
03:48:00,960 --> 03:48:01,240
Right.

4299
03:48:01,360 --> 03:48:01,960
So you do your email.

4300
03:48:01,960 --> 03:48:05,340
You've got that little, the cheeky little RJ11 you've got there.

4301
03:48:05,440 --> 03:48:05,740
Synchronized.

4302
03:48:05,800 --> 03:48:06,480
You've got an integrated 208.

4303
03:48:06,620 --> 03:48:07,600
So where is that?

4304
03:48:07,660 --> 03:48:08,960
And he's pointing on the device.

4305
03:48:09,880 --> 03:48:13,140
Is there a fucking, an Ethernet out on it?

4306
03:48:13,160 --> 03:48:13,380
Is there?

4307
03:48:14,000 --> 03:48:14,780
288 modem.

4308
03:48:15,100 --> 03:48:15,460
Okay.

4309
03:48:15,620 --> 03:48:16,740
And how about connectivity?

4310
03:48:17,200 --> 03:48:20,040
Well, the real neat part is that you've got an integrated 288 modem here.

4311
03:48:20,040 --> 03:48:21,480
So that's a little RJ11.

4312
03:48:21,540 --> 03:48:21,820
Right.

4313
03:48:21,940 --> 03:48:22,800
So you do your emails.

4314
03:48:22,940 --> 03:48:24,160
You can synchronize with your desktop.

4315
03:48:24,380 --> 03:48:25,320
Send files back up.

4316
03:48:25,580 --> 03:48:25,880
Okay.

4317
03:48:26,880 --> 03:48:28,520
And price range on the VLO?

4318
03:48:28,760 --> 03:48:29,320
Around $500.

4319
03:48:29,700 --> 03:48:30,060
Black and white.

4320
03:48:30,200 --> 03:48:30,700
Phone line.

4321
03:48:30,700 --> 03:48:31,100
All right.

4322
03:48:31,120 --> 03:48:32,080
Let's turn to Nino now.

4323
03:48:32,580 --> 03:48:33,400
Phone cable.

4324
03:48:33,540 --> 03:48:34,880
So it's a dial-up.

4325
03:48:34,920 --> 03:48:36,560
It's got a little dial-up built in.

4326
03:48:37,840 --> 03:48:39,640
How did that sound when you were connecting?

4327
03:48:42,660 --> 03:48:44,000
What's the name of the fucking thing?

4328
03:48:44,100 --> 03:48:44,580
A VLO?

4329
03:48:45,720 --> 03:48:46,500
Just kind of interesting.

4330
03:48:47,800 --> 03:48:48,540
VLO what?

4331
03:48:49,300 --> 03:48:50,000
Pilot as we...

4332
03:48:50,000 --> 03:48:53,720
Let's feel in the handheld market all basically trying to outdo the Palm Pilot.

4333
03:48:54,160 --> 03:48:57,920
One of the leaders in this field is Phillips with two very interesting new palms.

4334
03:48:57,920 --> 03:48:59,160
Phillips Vailo.

4335
03:49:20,000 --> 03:49:21,920
Okay, the Phillips...

4336
03:49:22,500 --> 03:49:23,960
...cough of tea there.

4337
03:49:25,880 --> 03:49:27,660
Look at the knife he's going at it with.

4338
03:49:27,760 --> 03:49:29,600
Is it unboxed? It's unopened, is it?

4339
03:49:30,180 --> 03:49:34,800
Or that's just been wrapped in someone's fucking cling film?

4340
03:49:38,180 --> 03:49:42,520
They look like those kind of things that drug mules swallow before they get on planes.

4341
03:49:44,520 --> 03:49:46,260
Shall we help getting these?

4342
03:49:47,840 --> 03:49:48,160
What?

4343
03:49:49,840 --> 03:49:53,960
Dude, that man. All that effort, but the piece is filthy.

4344
03:49:54,620 --> 03:50:04,400
Yeah, he did say that due to its age, the rubbery coating that they put on originally has degraded a bit.

4345
03:50:07,300 --> 03:50:23,060
I'm liking this guy's video though. I can't see the... It doesn't look like it's got the built-in... This is the Velo 1, so maybe this is pre-modem, because I can't see the little modem slot on it.

4346
03:50:23,560 --> 03:50:37,020
This could go on a docking station. Connect to your PC. It's not happening. It's open. Yeah, it's double A's. Unless it's on the bottom. Flash rum in there, you ram in there. So obviously...

4347
03:50:41,020 --> 03:50:55,700
It's not the same one that your man has in the thing. Philips Velo 500. That looks like the one. I just want to hear it connect. I wonder is he going to be... Are we going to get that?

4348
03:50:55,700 --> 03:51:02,080
Slow digital creeping zoom in here.

4349
03:51:02,480 --> 03:51:03,420
The Velo 1.

4350
03:51:04,420 --> 03:51:08,200
It doesn't look as the Velo 1. Okay, I don't want that. I want the 500.

4351
03:51:10,120 --> 03:51:11,200
Velo 500.

4352
03:51:11,200 --> 03:51:13,300
And hell, PC unboxing.

4353
03:51:15,220 --> 03:51:17,300
13 years ago this video was made.

4354
03:51:18,340 --> 03:51:19,140
2010.

4355
03:51:24,020 --> 03:51:32,760
I wouldn't be too sure there, Johnson. You're saying nobody's going to connect it, but I mean, why would you go to the trouble of buying one of these if you weren't going to test that out? That's part of the charm, is it not?

4356
03:51:32,760 --> 03:51:44,540
It's so long since I've seen a landline, though, that I mean, do people even fucking have those cables and outlets in their walls? I mean, people use mobiles now.

4357
03:51:44,760 --> 03:51:51,680
I suppose landlines are still happening, but 2010? There's a chance here that someone's using a fucking cable to go into it.

4358
03:51:55,940 --> 03:51:58,340
Could have done with a bit more light on this.

4359
03:51:58,340 --> 03:52:07,340
No one's going to...

4360
03:52:07,340 --> 03:52:10,140
No one's showing... He's not showing the slot.

4361
03:52:21,940 --> 03:52:23,920
And hell, gaming device.

4362
03:52:26,160 --> 03:52:27,080
Nah. Nah.

4363
03:52:27,080 --> 03:52:31,380
CE1 versus CE2.

4364
03:52:38,080 --> 03:52:45,980
If we have a look at the system settings, we've not gained any new options, but of course we can see that on this side we're running CE1 and this side CE2.

4365
03:52:46,840 --> 03:52:49,580
This has 793 views.

4366
03:52:49,580 --> 03:52:50,500
Sound is unchanged.

4367
03:52:50,720 --> 03:52:55,280
And the world clock has the same functionality, but is laid out ever so slightly differently.

4368
03:52:55,440 --> 03:52:56,940
As you can see, it's actually wind...

4369
03:52:56,940 --> 03:53:00,900
Just looking for that.

4370
03:53:01,080 --> 03:53:02,240
No one's going to connect it.

4371
03:53:03,540 --> 03:53:04,440
That would be...

4372
03:53:04,440 --> 03:53:08,160
That would be one of the bonuses or the joys of owning one of these.

4373
03:53:08,240 --> 03:53:14,740
It actually had a built-in VGA port, so you just use a dongle on it rather than needing a PC card as well.

4374
03:53:14,740 --> 03:53:16,680
This is a blank slide that I left in.

4375
03:53:16,860 --> 03:53:19,740
So obviously you can convert slides and move them across...

4376
03:53:19,740 --> 03:53:20,440
Fuck it.

4377
03:53:20,440 --> 03:53:21,440
RJ11 right there.

4378
03:53:21,440 --> 03:53:21,440
RJ11 right there.

4379
03:53:21,440 --> 03:53:22,440
Right, so you do your email.

4380
03:53:22,440 --> 03:53:23,440
Right, so you do your email.

4381
03:53:23,440 --> 03:53:25,440
Got a little RJ11 job right there.

4382
03:53:25,440 --> 03:53:27,440
Part of it is you got an integrated 288 modem here.

4383
03:53:27,440 --> 03:53:28,440
So it's a little RJ11 right there.

4384
03:53:28,440 --> 03:53:29,440
Right, so you do your emails.

4385
03:53:29,440 --> 03:53:32,440
You can synchronize with your desktop, send files back up.

4386
03:53:32,440 --> 03:53:33,440
Okay.

4387
03:53:33,440 --> 03:53:35,440
And price range on the VLO?

4388
03:53:35,440 --> 03:53:37,440
Around $500, black and white model.

4389
03:53:37,440 --> 03:53:38,440
Gotcha.

4390
03:53:38,440 --> 03:53:40,440
All right, let's turn to Nino now, which is kind of interesting.

4391
03:53:40,440 --> 03:53:43,440
This looks a little bit more like the pilot form factor.

4392
03:53:43,440 --> 03:53:46,440
The issue with these things, as we've talked about it, is how do you get stuff...

4393
03:53:46,440 --> 03:53:48,440
Sweet little Nino.

4394
03:53:48,440 --> 03:53:49,440
...into it.

4395
03:53:49,440 --> 03:53:51,440
That's still difficult, whether it's graffiti or whatever.

4396
03:53:51,440 --> 03:53:53,440
How have you tried to solve that problem with the Nino?

4397
03:53:53,440 --> 03:53:54,440
Right, you hit it on the head.

4398
03:53:54,440 --> 03:53:56,440
It's getting things in and out as an essential part of this product.

4399
03:53:56,440 --> 03:53:58,440
So we really started with the external design.

4400
03:53:58,440 --> 03:54:02,440
And then we put the access for applications, the buttons, on the outside.

4401
03:54:02,440 --> 03:54:04,440
So you could do single hand operations driving a car.

4402
03:54:04,440 --> 03:54:08,440
So you can navigate this thing without needing a pen and tapping on the screen and doing it that way.

4403
03:54:08,440 --> 03:54:09,440
Hit a button.

4404
03:54:09,440 --> 03:54:10,440
I pulled up my calendar here.

4405
03:54:10,440 --> 03:54:15,440
All right, now we talked earlier about people wanting to enter stuff and write with a pen on the screen.

4406
03:54:15,440 --> 03:54:16,440
Some people have trouble with graffiti.

4407
03:54:16,440 --> 03:54:20,440
You, in fact, use a different kind of handwriting recognition system, don't you?

4408
03:54:20,440 --> 03:54:21,440
Right.

4409
03:54:21,440 --> 03:54:24,440
The operating system for Microsoft includes Jot, which is a character set that you already had to write.

4410
03:54:24,440 --> 03:54:32,440
It's a slight Patrick Bateman Chad Fonzie scenario.

4411
03:54:32,440 --> 03:54:35,440
Phillips situation.

4412
03:54:35,440 --> 03:54:38,440
Brittle cream, Phillips, Fonz.

4413
03:54:38,440 --> 03:54:40,440
Patrick Bateman, Giga Chad.

4414
03:54:40,440 --> 03:54:43,440
...Mention is an application that learns the way you write.

4415
03:54:43,440 --> 03:54:48,440
So we'll pull up a note taker here and do a new note.

4416
03:54:48,440 --> 03:54:51,440
And I'll just pull up my pen.

4417
03:54:51,440 --> 03:54:53,440
Now I can write anywhere on the screen as opposed to...

4418
03:54:53,440 --> 03:54:55,440
So you don't have just that little teeny area to write.

4419
03:54:55,440 --> 03:55:01,440
It's got shades of Gyllenhaal, Tony Danza sends his regards.

4420
03:55:01,440 --> 03:55:04,440
Gordon Gekko was in touch.

4421
03:55:04,440 --> 03:55:08,440
Microsoft includes Jot, which is a character set that...

4422
03:55:08,440 --> 03:55:12,440
So we'll pull up a note taker here and do a new note.

4423
03:55:12,440 --> 03:55:13,440
And I'll just pull up my pen.

4424
03:55:13,440 --> 03:55:14,440
Now I can write anywhere on the screen as opposed to...

4425
03:55:14,440 --> 03:55:15,440
So you don't have just that little teeny area to write in.

4426
03:55:15,440 --> 03:55:16,440
Exactly.

4427
03:55:16,440 --> 03:55:17,440
And then I'll just...

4428
03:55:17,440 --> 03:55:18,440
And you can write any way you want to write in.

4429
03:55:18,440 --> 03:55:19,440
Chad, Chris.

4430
03:55:19,440 --> 03:55:20,440
Essentially it'll learn how you write these letters.

4431
03:55:20,440 --> 03:55:21,440
Exactly.

4432
03:55:21,440 --> 03:55:22,440
Okay, you don't have to do this thing.

4433
03:55:22,440 --> 03:55:23,440
Let's talk about speech.

4434
03:55:23,440 --> 03:55:24,440
That's another way to solve...

4435
03:55:24,440 --> 03:55:25,440
Really thought he was going to write Chad.

4436
03:55:25,440 --> 03:55:26,440
I am Chad.

4437
03:55:26,440 --> 03:55:27,440
...of the problem of getting stuff into this device.

4438
03:55:27,440 --> 03:55:28,440
Christ.

4439
03:55:28,440 --> 03:55:29,440
The screen as opposed to...

4440
03:55:29,440 --> 03:55:31,440
So you don't have just that little teeny area to write in.

4441
03:55:31,440 --> 03:55:32,440
Exactly.

4442
03:55:32,440 --> 03:55:33,440
And then I'll just...

4443
03:55:33,440 --> 03:55:34,440
And you can write any way you want to write and eventually it'll learn...

4444
03:55:34,440 --> 03:55:35,440
You wrote Christ.

4445
03:55:35,440 --> 03:55:36,440
...how you write these letters.

4446
03:55:36,440 --> 03:55:37,440
Exactly.

4447
03:55:37,440 --> 03:55:38,440
Okay, you don't have to do this thing.

4448
03:55:38,440 --> 03:56:08,420
device. Christ. The screen as opposed to. So you don't have that just that little teeny area to write in. Exactly. And then I just. And you can write any way you want to write and eventually it'll. You wrote Christ. How you write these letters. Exactly. Okay. You don't have to do this thing. Let's talk about speech. That's another way to solve the problem of getting stuff into this device. Right. One thing you can do with this as I understand it is just talk to it. Right. And record. It's a digital tape recorder. Instead of calling your office voicemail to leave yourself a note. You pick up your Nino and program the first key to be there.

4449
03:56:08,420 --> 03:56:38,300
All right. So how do we do that? Pick up your Nino and away you go. First one. We're at Computer Chronicles having a good time. I know the recording is done. Now I'll just press play. First one. We're at Computer Chronicles having a good time. So I'm in the car. Hey, just take a note right there with this device. Exactly. Be great if he played a recording and he'd been recording stew off camera earlier on and it was like some sort of Donald Trump-esque locker room talk

4450
03:56:38,300 --> 03:57:08,060
tape tape. How many minutes of stuff could I get in there? Exactly. 60 minutes per megabyte in Snape Meg model. Yeah, we're thinking. I wonder if I've got a filter I could put it on there to try and replicate. If he played it and all you heard was this. Yeah, we're thinking about getting rid of Schindler. No, he's just not cool enough. Look.

4451
03:57:08,180 --> 03:57:21,880
Schindler. He could actually operate back in the late 80s, but man. Boy, oh boy, did he drop the ball the last few years. You can't bring him anywhere. The guy's a liability.

4452
03:57:23,980 --> 03:57:35,520
But you're pretty cool, Chris. Phillips paying you good? How about you come down to Palo Alto next week with me? We'll sort something out. We'll get you on the show, Chris. Get you set up.

4453
03:57:35,520 --> 03:57:36,020
Yeah.

4454
03:57:36,020 --> 03:57:39,300
No, Schindler's gone.

4455
03:57:42,500 --> 03:57:43,780
Schindler's gone. He's a loser.

4456
03:57:47,720 --> 03:57:53,420
Janelle. Yeah, Janelle, you got random access done for this week?

4457
03:57:53,940 --> 03:57:57,400
Hurry up. We're shooting in two hours.

4458
03:58:00,400 --> 03:58:01,040
Right.

4459
03:58:02,080 --> 03:58:03,860
No, he's gone.

4460
03:58:05,300 --> 03:58:07,040
Sorry, just one more. I got a call.

4461
03:58:07,400 --> 03:58:07,800
Kiki.

4462
03:58:09,280 --> 03:58:11,380
Hello, Miss Stockhammer.

4463
03:58:12,500 --> 03:58:13,800
How are you?

4464
03:58:15,700 --> 03:58:18,060
I'm very good. How are you?

4465
03:58:18,560 --> 03:58:18,960
Okay.

4466
03:58:20,680 --> 03:58:21,120
Right.

4467
03:58:22,040 --> 03:58:22,980
Later on.

4468
03:58:24,980 --> 03:58:25,460
Okay.

4469
03:58:25,860 --> 03:58:28,560
We finish shooting maybe about seven or eight.

4470
03:58:30,400 --> 03:58:31,400
Yeah, we go down.

4471
03:58:31,600 --> 03:58:31,720
Yeah.

4472
03:58:32,500 --> 03:58:33,360
The go-go bar.

4473
03:58:35,240 --> 03:58:37,120
Yeah, we got Chris from Phillips here.

4474
03:58:37,180 --> 03:58:38,180
He wants to meet you.

4475
03:58:40,600 --> 03:58:44,920
All right. We got to go. We got to go. Kiki, we got to go.

4476
03:58:47,480 --> 03:58:52,300
One more thing. We're just classic agnostic guys.

4477
03:58:55,300 --> 03:58:55,960
Game Boy.

4478
03:58:58,060 --> 03:58:58,700
Game Boy.

4479
03:58:59,880 --> 03:59:02,520
Oh, tons of stuff. You can write a novel in that thing.

4480
03:59:02,520 --> 03:59:02,960
Exactly.

4481
03:59:03,260 --> 03:59:06,040
All right. Now, what about using voice to tell it what to do?

4482
03:59:06,120 --> 03:59:08,600
Voice commands. I can actually run the thing by talking to it.

4483
03:59:08,680 --> 03:59:12,540
Exactly. So instead of trying to access an application or a phone number by, you know,

4484
03:59:12,620 --> 03:59:13,760
fumbling around with the buttons.

4485
03:59:13,860 --> 03:59:14,160
Right.

4486
03:59:14,940 --> 03:59:16,500
Right. Don't fumble the button.

4487
03:59:16,500 --> 03:59:18,380
For megabyte and it's eight meg models.

4488
03:59:22,380 --> 03:59:26,760
So I'm in the car. Hey, just taking the-

4489
03:59:26,760 --> 03:59:31,540
Sounds like a mechanical sound as if it's a tape recorder, though.

4490
03:59:31,600 --> 03:59:33,100
You can hear like the clicking and the stopping.

4491
03:59:36,840 --> 03:59:40,240
So I'm in the car. Hey, just take a note right there with this device.

4492
03:59:40,420 --> 03:59:40,580
Exactly.

4493
03:59:40,940 --> 03:59:43,080
And how many minutes of stuff could I get in there?

4494
03:59:43,320 --> 03:59:45,680
You can get 60 minutes per megabyte in a snake meg model.

4495
03:59:45,860 --> 03:59:47,600
Oh, tons of stuff. You can write a novel in that thing.

4496
03:59:47,620 --> 03:59:47,980
Exactly.

4497
03:59:48,080 --> 03:59:48,300
Right.

4498
03:59:48,360 --> 03:59:51,100
All right. Now, what about using voice to tell it what to do?

4499
03:59:51,200 --> 03:59:53,680
Voice commands. I can actually run the thing by talking to it.

4500
03:59:53,760 --> 03:59:58,860
Exactly. So instead of trying to access an application or a phone number by, you know, fumbling around with the buttons,

4501
03:59:58,940 --> 03:59:59,180
Right.

4502
03:59:59,180 --> 04:00:03,220
You can just pick up the device and hit another button that I programmed for it.

4503
04:00:04,740 --> 04:00:05,060
Dial.

4504
04:00:07,540 --> 04:00:07,860
Brian.

4505
04:00:10,440 --> 04:00:10,660
Work.

4506
04:00:12,600 --> 04:00:15,020
Now, actually, I could hold this up to the phone and dial the number.

4507
04:00:15,580 --> 04:00:18,000
All right. So you said dial. It says put it in dial mode. It did it.

4508
04:00:18,140 --> 04:00:20,160
You said, here's the guy I want to call. It pulled up his number.

4509
04:00:20,500 --> 04:00:22,540
You said work. That's the place I want to find him.

4510
04:00:22,600 --> 04:00:24,080
Right. Because there's alternative phone numbers.

4511
04:00:24,220 --> 04:00:27,660
And that's the kind of thing you would just like stick on the mouthpiece of a phone then and it would listen to the beeps.

4512
04:00:27,880 --> 04:00:32,320
Exactly. Or you could just reference calendars or just get the information details that you want.

4513
04:00:32,420 --> 04:00:33,300
You don't necessarily have to dial.

4514
04:00:33,640 --> 04:00:35,460
Now, this is a Windows CE device also?

4515
04:00:35,520 --> 04:00:36,980
Windows CE base also. Exactly.

4516
04:00:36,980 --> 04:00:42,320
Dial. Brian. Work.

4517
04:00:43,860 --> 04:00:50,360
You have selected kill Brian after work. Processing.

4518
04:00:50,400 --> 04:00:51,460
Exactly. For the palm size piece.

4519
04:00:51,580 --> 04:00:56,900
All right. Now, what about syncing up? I see you have a sync cradle here like you might with a palm pilot.

4520
04:00:56,940 --> 04:01:01,420
You selected kill Brian at work.

4521
04:01:01,880 --> 04:01:03,760
But this is what? A little modem that would...

4522
04:01:03,760 --> 04:01:05,600
Executing now.

4523
04:01:05,960 --> 04:01:10,900
Go with this now? Right. So as you mentioned, you can sync with your PC, your contacts, calendars, email, and all of that.

4524
04:01:10,920 --> 04:01:16,040
So how does this fit on? And then you can also use the click on modem by clicking on.

4525
04:01:16,060 --> 04:01:19,440
And when you're on the road, you can call your PC and synchronize your files and get new email.

4526
04:01:19,520 --> 04:01:20,780
Check that out. And upload your email.

4527
04:01:20,880 --> 04:01:25,000
So that's a full modem. I mean, I could just, I could do syncing or I can access email or send email?

4528
04:01:25,180 --> 04:01:26,320
Or send email. Exactly.

4529
04:01:26,560 --> 04:01:45,760
Philips Nino. And health computing. Nobody is putting, nobody's connecting these to modems. I'm

4530
04:01:45,760 --> 04:01:54,160
very, very upset by the lack of modemification or the lack of internet connection.

4531
04:01:54,160 --> 04:02:12,520
All right, what's the price range for the Nino? It ranges from $300 to $500. All right, thank you very much.

4532
04:02:12,520 --> 04:02:17,540
Three to five. Chris, thank you. Well, to complete our look at the newest palm tops and handhelds,

4533
04:02:17,540 --> 04:02:21,520
we're going to show you four other little computing devices that cover the spectrum from

4534
04:02:21,520 --> 04:02:27,100
tiny PC cards to mini notebooks. And Tom, you're our expert on this one. You're actually a consultant. It helps

4535
04:02:27,100 --> 04:02:31,960
companies design these things to figure out what it is a customer. This already, I'm seeing the display

4536
04:02:31,960 --> 04:02:37,760
on this yoke is very, very crystal clear. You've got this guy's pink shirt.

4537
04:02:39,340 --> 04:02:46,440
And also design features for it. Okay, great. Now, you've got this little Hitachi Traveler mini notebook

4538
04:02:46,440 --> 04:02:50,700
here. And I guess the point is, notebook computers are getting so small that maybe you don't need just

4539
04:02:50,700 --> 04:02:55,120
that intermediary thing. Just do it all here. Absolutely. Currently, you see a lot of PCs,

4540
04:02:55,120 --> 04:03:00,780
laptops on the market. They're about seven pounds. Heavy cost three, $4,000. And the trend is going to smaller.

4541
04:03:01,140 --> 04:03:19,560
It's a lovely situation like this. And it's Metis Associates. It's under three pounds. This is under three pounds. Tiny. Tiny. It's about 10 inches. It's got 3.2 gigabyte drive. The user spec you see from any laptop PCs. Does everything. It does everything. It does everything. Windows PC. And especially this one is targeted for the office usage. Because as you can see on the corner here. Ethernet port in there already. So it's network ready. So you don't have to plug in a PC card and have logos and cables that would break and you lose cables and things like that. Great. So nice little machine.

4542
04:03:19,560 --> 04:03:22,560
for the office usage because, as you can see on the corner here.

4543
04:03:22,560 --> 04:03:24,500
Ethernet port in there already, so it's network ready.

4544
04:03:24,680 --> 04:03:27,860
So you don't have to plug in a PC card and have bundles and cables that would break,

4545
04:03:27,960 --> 04:03:29,400
and you lose cables and things like that.

4546
04:03:29,560 --> 04:03:29,820
Great.

4547
04:03:30,000 --> 04:03:30,800
So a nice little machine.

4548
04:03:31,160 --> 04:03:32,440
This is the battery in the back here, right?

4549
04:03:32,500 --> 04:03:34,020
So it's easy to snap on a second battery.

4550
04:03:35,100 --> 04:03:35,880
It's actually pretty easy.

4551
04:03:36,580 --> 04:03:36,980
There you go.

4552
04:03:37,020 --> 04:03:37,360
That's it.

4553
04:03:38,140 --> 04:03:38,400
All right.

4554
04:03:38,460 --> 04:03:41,540
So maybe that's one solution if you really just want to have it all in one box.

4555
04:03:41,620 --> 04:03:41,980
Precisely.

4556
04:03:42,160 --> 04:03:42,340
All right.

4557
04:03:42,340 --> 04:03:46,140
Let's go to another Hitachi guy, which is little HPW here.

4558
04:03:46,660 --> 04:03:49,800
Now, what do I lose when I go down to something this small?

4559
04:03:50,140 --> 04:03:55,180
Well, what separates this smaller box from the bigger box is that this one runs Windows CE

4560
04:03:55,180 --> 04:03:56,160
and not Windows 95.

4561
04:03:56,160 --> 04:03:57,940
Let's bring that forward a bit so everybody can see it.

4562
04:03:58,300 --> 04:04:00,800
So this is a CE device, not a full Windows device.

4563
04:04:00,800 --> 04:04:05,640
So it runs all the Microsoft, what you call baby apps, pocket applications for Word,

4564
04:04:05,780 --> 04:04:06,960
for Excel, for PowerPoint.

4565
04:04:07,040 --> 04:04:10,780
The problem with the notebooks is when you want to turn it on to look up somebody's phone number,

4566
04:04:10,820 --> 04:04:12,520
it takes you five minutes for the thing to boot up.

4567
04:04:12,520 --> 04:04:14,180
That solves that problem, right?

4568
04:04:14,220 --> 04:04:15,100
Let's see how that works.

4569
04:04:15,360 --> 04:04:16,020
Turn it on.

4570
04:04:16,120 --> 04:04:16,640
Turn it on.

4571
04:04:16,840 --> 04:04:17,640
Darn thing is on.

4572
04:04:19,020 --> 04:04:19,420
Normally.

4573
04:04:19,780 --> 04:04:19,960
Yeah.

4574
04:04:20,480 --> 04:04:20,960
That's it.

4575
04:04:21,000 --> 04:04:22,440
So it's one touch instant.

4576
04:04:22,720 --> 04:04:23,880
Right out the box.

4577
04:04:24,100 --> 04:04:26,380
Because this box never goes completely shut off.

4578
04:04:26,540 --> 04:04:26,780
Right.

4579
04:04:26,780 --> 04:04:28,020
Because it's a suspend mode, it goes to sleep.

4580
04:04:28,320 --> 04:04:30,020
So when you turn power on, the machine comes on.

4581
04:04:30,060 --> 04:04:32,080
So what kind of battery life would I get out of this then?

4582
04:04:32,180 --> 04:04:34,020
On a box like this, the...

4583
04:04:34,020 --> 04:04:36,020
I have three hours.

4584
04:04:36,500 --> 04:04:37,200
Full charge.

4585
04:04:38,280 --> 04:04:40,600
For normal usage, you get 10 to 12 hours.

4586
04:04:40,600 --> 04:04:40,900
Really?

4587
04:04:41,260 --> 04:04:41,920
Fucking hell.

4588
04:04:42,820 --> 04:04:43,540
That's not bad.

4589
04:04:43,600 --> 04:04:46,500
If you are a business professional getting on a plane and trying to do some work.

4590
04:04:46,500 --> 04:04:46,920
Mm-hmm.

4591
04:04:47,000 --> 04:04:50,180
On one charge of battery, it may take you from here to New York and you keep working on it.

4592
04:04:50,180 --> 04:04:52,120
And not a bad keyboard, really, for a small device.

4593
04:04:52,120 --> 04:04:54,640
This thing has something like a 17 millimeter spacing keyboard.

4594
04:04:54,640 --> 04:04:55,020
Yeah.

4595
04:04:55,020 --> 04:04:56,320
Almost laptop-like keyboard.

4596
04:04:56,320 --> 04:04:57,000
Very typeable.

4597
04:04:57,000 --> 04:04:57,480
Okay.

4598
04:04:57,520 --> 04:04:58,580
And what does this thing cost?

4599
04:04:58,840 --> 04:05:01,380
This thing costs in the range of $700 to $900.

4600
04:05:02,000 --> 04:05:05,120
That's a pretty practical solution if you want to do more than just the typical...

4601
04:05:05,120 --> 04:05:11,060
And also this box would allow most people, most mobile professionals, to do email, web processing, contact...

4602
04:05:11,060 --> 04:05:12,160
Did he say the price?

4603
04:05:13,100 --> 04:05:20,260
Because if it comes in at under $300, then fuck off the rest of the Nino, the other stuff, the Velo.

4604
04:05:20,520 --> 04:05:21,820
You can throw them in the bin.

4605
04:05:21,940 --> 04:05:23,520
This is the baby right here.

4606
04:05:23,660 --> 04:05:24,180
It's the...

4607
04:05:24,180 --> 04:05:24,980
Oh, he said $700.

4608
04:05:25,200 --> 04:05:25,480
Okay.

4609
04:05:25,700 --> 04:05:25,840
All right.

4610
04:05:26,340 --> 04:05:27,500
Let's take the next step.

4611
04:05:27,580 --> 04:05:29,460
Let's move this stuff out of here a bit.

4612
04:05:30,320 --> 04:05:30,940
I'm sorry.

4613
04:05:31,020 --> 04:05:31,740
We can't afford it.

4614
04:05:31,820 --> 04:05:32,380
We need to...

4615
04:05:32,380 --> 04:05:32,900
We're...

4616
04:05:32,900 --> 04:05:34,120
No, you're getting the Nino.

4617
04:05:34,780 --> 04:05:35,760
We're getting the Nino.

4618
04:05:36,020 --> 04:05:41,680
And I want you to show me this new HP gadget, which is really fantastic if you have this particular need.

4619
04:05:41,900 --> 04:05:43,440
Explain what this Capture is.

4620
04:05:44,060 --> 04:05:49,520
Capture is an image capture device, so it doubles as a scanner and it stores the image...

4621
04:05:49,520 --> 04:06:02,660
Baffled by the shape and size of this piece, it really ought to be offering something that the other devices can't because I don't even know what that is.

4622
04:06:03,880 --> 04:06:05,120
What are we dealing with there?

4623
04:06:05,820 --> 04:06:06,920
What does it want to be?

4624
04:06:07,040 --> 04:06:09,760
What are its dreams and aspirations of the device?

4625
04:06:10,540 --> 04:06:11,620
It's really a handheld scanner.

4626
04:06:11,620 --> 04:06:14,720
Handheld scanner come camera.

4627
04:06:15,580 --> 04:06:18,640
It is a handheld scanner with storage capability.

4628
04:06:18,860 --> 04:06:19,860
And communications capability.

4629
04:06:19,860 --> 04:06:22,360
And transmission capability back to a printer or to a computer.

4630
04:06:22,580 --> 04:06:23,320
So show us how you...

4631
04:06:23,320 --> 04:06:25,280
Suppose I got this document and I want to send it to somebody.

4632
04:06:25,460 --> 04:06:26,300
Power switch on the side.

4633
04:06:26,760 --> 04:06:27,440
Power on.

4634
04:06:28,060 --> 04:06:29,600
And to scan, it's actually very easy.

4635
04:06:30,260 --> 04:06:31,220
It's just a hand scanner.

4636
04:06:31,620 --> 04:06:32,080
Hand scanner.

4637
04:06:32,220 --> 04:06:32,660
The light comes up.

4638
04:06:32,660 --> 04:06:32,980
Wow.

4639
04:06:33,280 --> 04:06:33,800
It's activated.

4640
04:06:34,020 --> 04:06:34,680
You go like this.

4641
04:06:36,380 --> 04:06:37,520
And now we've got a little...

4642
04:06:37,520 --> 04:06:40,380
No way does that come out clear on the thing.

4643
04:06:41,120 --> 04:06:44,120
The screen shows us the documents in there.

4644
04:06:44,120 --> 04:06:48,120
So now let me do a zoom. There's two levels of zoom.

4645
04:06:48,120 --> 04:06:52,120
It gets bigger. It gets bigger. And you can rotate images.

4646
04:06:52,120 --> 04:07:00,120
And now I can dump this. How the fuck did that take in the whole width, you know, the breadth and length of the sheet?

4647
04:07:00,120 --> 04:07:08,120
Like, look, there's still text on the outskirts of the margins of that document.

4648
04:07:08,120 --> 04:07:15,120
And now we've got a little built-in screen.

4649
04:07:15,120 --> 04:07:20,120
Maybe you can only get, like, little bits of the document. You can't go a whole page.

4650
04:07:20,120 --> 04:07:23,120
So now let me do a zoom. There's two levels of zoom.

4651
04:07:23,120 --> 04:07:27,120
We don't get to see what he's took a picture of either.

4652
04:07:27,120 --> 04:07:31,120
It gets bigger. And you can rotate images.

4653
04:07:31,120 --> 04:07:34,120
And now I can dump this, what, into my PC?

4654
04:07:34,120 --> 04:07:39,120
Two things you can do. There's an IRDA port here. You can point them to a printer with IRDA support.

4655
04:07:39,120 --> 04:07:40,120
So I can print it directly?

4656
04:07:40,120 --> 04:07:45,120
And print it. Or point it to a PC with IRDA support. And it will upload images to your PC.

4657
04:07:45,120 --> 04:07:46,120
Or email it, if I wanted to?

4658
04:07:46,120 --> 04:07:49,120
Once it's on the PC, then you can email it. You can email from this box.

4659
04:07:49,120 --> 04:07:51,120
That's a really cool thing. Capture.

4660
04:07:51,120 --> 04:07:54,120
But you look at the format of the PDF format.

4661
04:07:54,120 --> 04:07:55,120
Thanks, Tom.

4662
04:07:55,120 --> 04:07:56,120
Okay.

4663
04:07:56,120 --> 04:07:57,120
You can put it right up on the web.

4664
04:07:57,120 --> 04:07:58,120
Right on the web.

4665
04:07:58,120 --> 04:07:59,120
Great.

4666
04:07:59,120 --> 04:08:00,120
Any computer will open it.

4667
04:08:00,120 --> 04:08:05,120
Alright, I guess if size really matters, only on the small end, this Rex Pro is really the ideal device.

4668
04:08:05,120 --> 04:08:07,120
This is just a PC card, right? It slips into your...

4669
04:08:07,120 --> 04:08:11,120
Stu and Tom on the pace after the show.

4670
04:08:11,120 --> 04:08:16,120
Wouldn't you love to see the behind the scenes making of documentary of Computer Chronicles?

4671
04:08:16,120 --> 04:08:19,120
Or even just Stu on the pace.

4672
04:08:19,120 --> 04:08:21,120
You know, getting a bit belligerent maybe.

4673
04:08:21,120 --> 04:08:24,120
A little bit of a nasty side of Stu.

4674
04:08:24,120 --> 04:08:25,120
Just to balance it out.

4675
04:08:25,120 --> 04:08:27,120
Just to show that he is human after all.

4676
04:08:27,120 --> 04:08:28,120
Notebook computer.

4677
04:08:28,120 --> 04:08:29,120
Absolutely.

4678
04:08:29,120 --> 04:08:36,120
This slips into PC cards for you to download data from the laptop, contact database, appointment information, and things like that.

4679
04:08:36,120 --> 04:08:38,120
And it's so small you can put it in your pocket.

4680
04:08:38,120 --> 04:08:42,120
And what does this hold now? How much does this hold?

4681
04:08:42,120 --> 04:08:48,120
A product like that will hold something like 2,000 or 5,000 addresses depending on the memory configuration.

4682
04:08:48,120 --> 04:08:49,120
Plenty.

4683
04:08:49,120 --> 04:08:51,120
And this is the new Rex Pro in which you can't input device.

4684
04:08:51,120 --> 04:08:53,120
And the old one you actually couldn't put information in on the road.

4685
04:08:53,120 --> 04:08:54,120
Correct.

4686
04:08:54,120 --> 04:08:56,120
You can actually punch in here and actually enter data and so on.

4687
04:08:56,120 --> 04:08:57,120
Absolutely.

4688
04:08:57,120 --> 04:08:58,120
And it's pretty inexpensive also, right?

4689
04:08:58,120 --> 04:09:00,120
These are a couple hundred dollars.

4690
04:09:00,120 --> 04:09:03,120
So they're inexpensive to the point that you can afford to buy two of them.

4691
04:09:03,120 --> 04:09:04,120
So if you have one and say if you're looking at...

4692
04:09:04,120 --> 04:09:09,120
But this was what I was looking at at the very top of the episode that I thought was rubbish.

4693
04:09:09,120 --> 04:09:13,120
You know, what can the Franklin Rex Pro really do?

4694
04:09:13,120 --> 04:09:17,120
What really can you do with those buttons and those on the sides?

4695
04:09:17,120 --> 04:09:18,120
There's not much really.

4696
04:09:18,120 --> 04:09:20,120
I mean, text input.

4697
04:09:20,120 --> 04:09:24,120
There's a button there with a pen on it and then a writing pad icon.

4698
04:09:24,120 --> 04:09:26,120
How are you fucking putting text in?

4699
04:09:26,120 --> 04:09:28,120
Like 2,000 to 5,000 addresses.

4700
04:09:28,120 --> 04:09:29,120
If you put in your laptop.

4701
04:09:29,120 --> 04:09:32,120
Sorry, I just need to see this again.

4702
04:09:32,120 --> 04:09:38,120
I got lost thinking about few paste telling someone he hated them.

4703
04:09:38,120 --> 04:09:40,120
This is just a PC card, right?

4704
04:09:40,120 --> 04:09:42,120
That slips into your notebook computer.

4705
04:09:42,120 --> 04:09:43,120
Absolutely.

4706
04:09:43,120 --> 04:09:44,120
This slips...

4707
04:09:44,120 --> 04:09:47,120
Okay, it's like a card that slips into the computer, is it?

4708
04:09:47,120 --> 04:09:53,120
The PC card is for you to download data from the laptop, contact database, appointment information and things like that.

4709
04:09:53,120 --> 04:09:55,120
And it's so small you can put it in your pocket.

4710
04:09:55,120 --> 04:10:01,120
A credit card size but not thin enough to become a credit card in your wallet.

4711
04:10:01,120 --> 04:10:03,120
And what does this hold now?

4712
04:10:03,120 --> 04:10:05,120
How much does this hold?

4713
04:10:05,120 --> 04:10:11,120
A product like that will hold something like 2,000 to 5,000 addresses depending on the memory configuration.

4714
04:10:11,120 --> 04:10:12,120
Plenty.

4715
04:10:12,120 --> 04:10:14,120
And this is the new Rex Pro in which you can't input device.

4716
04:10:14,120 --> 04:10:16,120
In the old one you actually couldn't put information in on the road.

4717
04:10:16,120 --> 04:10:17,120
Correct.

4718
04:10:17,120 --> 04:10:19,120
You can actually punch in here and actually enter data and so on.

4719
04:10:19,120 --> 04:10:20,120
Absolutely.

4720
04:10:20,120 --> 04:10:21,120
And it's pretty inexpensive also, right?

4721
04:10:21,120 --> 04:10:22,120
These are a couple hundred dollars.

4722
04:10:22,120 --> 04:10:25,120
Probably Pepsi, Scroll, yeah.

4723
04:10:25,120 --> 04:10:26,120
For the day anyway.

4724
04:10:26,120 --> 04:10:31,120
I mean, that's if the New Vegas doesn't work.

4725
04:10:31,120 --> 04:10:36,120
I'm not sure I want to return to the Tomb Raider just...

4726
04:10:36,120 --> 04:10:39,120
Now, it actually was harder now than I thought it was going to be.

4727
04:10:39,120 --> 04:10:41,120
I thought it was going to fucking breeze it.

4728
04:10:41,120 --> 04:10:43,120
I thought it would be 4 level deep.

4729
04:10:43,120 --> 04:10:44,120
5 maybe.

4730
04:10:44,120 --> 04:10:45,120
Not a chance.

4731
04:10:45,120 --> 04:10:47,120
Inexpensive the point that you can afford to buy.

4732
04:10:47,120 --> 04:10:49,120
Don't make games that hard nowadays.

4733
04:10:49,120 --> 04:10:50,120
Two of them.

4734
04:10:50,120 --> 04:10:53,120
So if you have one and say if you're lucky enough to have a secretary,

4735
04:10:53,120 --> 04:10:56,120
the secretary has one, what do you do then?

4736
04:10:56,120 --> 04:10:58,120
You give the secretary the one in the morning.

4737
04:10:58,120 --> 04:11:03,120
And he or she would enter the business card information that you collected in the last day,

4738
04:11:03,120 --> 04:11:08,120
update your appointment, and as you leave the office in the afternoon, you swap.

4739
04:11:08,120 --> 04:11:09,120
Just keep on swapping these things each time.

4740
04:11:09,120 --> 04:11:10,120
Everybody's up to date.

4741
04:11:10,120 --> 04:11:11,120
Absolutely.

4742
04:11:11,120 --> 04:11:12,120
Pretty easy.

4743
04:11:12,120 --> 04:11:13,120
Thank you very much, Tom.

4744
04:11:13,120 --> 04:11:15,120
All right, that's our look at handheld computing devices.

4745
04:11:15,120 --> 04:11:16,120
Hope you found one you like.

4746
04:11:16,120 --> 04:11:17,120
Thank you very much, Tom.

4747
04:11:17,120 --> 04:11:19,120
All right, that's our look at handheld computing devices.

4748
04:11:19,120 --> 04:11:20,120
Hope you found one you like.

4749
04:11:20,120 --> 04:11:22,120
I'll be back in just a minute with my pick of the week.

4750
04:11:22,120 --> 04:11:28,120
Don't know about you, but I'm really psyched for this pick of the week.

4751
04:11:28,120 --> 04:11:31,120
We've seen some beautiful devices on this episode.

4752
04:11:31,120 --> 04:11:32,120
So pick of the week.

4753
04:11:32,120 --> 04:11:33,120
Is this a device?

4754
04:11:33,120 --> 04:11:36,120
Is it going to be an application?

4755
04:11:36,120 --> 04:11:39,120
I'm hoping for a chunky bit of weird technology.

4756
04:11:39,120 --> 04:11:40,120
Let's see.

4757
04:11:40,120 --> 04:11:43,120
I've got a good feeling about it, though.

4758
04:11:43,120 --> 04:11:50,120
Probably the most highly anticipated feeling I've ever had going into a pick of the week segment.

4759
04:11:57,120 --> 04:11:58,120
Now for my pick of the week.

4760
04:11:58,120 --> 04:12:04,120
Way back when, when PCs first came out and you bought your Apple II or your TRS-80, they didn't do very much.

4761
04:12:04,120 --> 04:12:06,120
There was very little software.

4762
04:12:06,120 --> 04:12:10,120
So these first-generation personal computers came bundled with the basic programming language.

4763
04:12:10,120 --> 04:12:14,120
And you pretty much had to learn to program to get your computer to do anything useful.

4764
04:12:14,120 --> 04:12:16,120
Fortunately, those days are over.

4765
04:12:16,120 --> 04:12:17,120
There's a ton of software.

4766
04:12:17,120 --> 04:12:19,120
No one has to program anything.

4767
04:12:19,120 --> 04:12:21,120
But programming is great fun.

4768
04:12:21,120 --> 04:12:23,120
One of the more exciting challenges of life.

4769
04:12:23,120 --> 04:12:27,120
So I'm delighted to see that Interplay has come out with a terrific new piece of software.

4770
04:12:27,120 --> 04:12:28,120
Interplay.

4771
04:12:28,120 --> 04:12:30,120
That rings a bell.

4772
04:12:30,120 --> 04:12:33,120
Trying to think of the fucking games they made for the PS1.

4773
04:12:34,120 --> 04:12:37,120
Probably, they probably made them for later consoles.

4774
04:12:37,120 --> 04:12:38,120
Maybe even now as well.

4775
04:12:38,120 --> 04:12:41,120
But I owned some games by Interplay.

4776
04:12:41,120 --> 04:12:42,120
Or at least one.

4777
04:12:42,120 --> 04:12:44,120
Maybe a sports-based.

4778
04:12:46,120 --> 04:12:48,120
Today's generation of computer owners.

4779
04:12:48,120 --> 04:12:50,120
MDK I never played.

4780
04:12:50,120 --> 04:12:53,120
I just didn't like the look of it, you know.

4781
04:13:06,120 --> 04:13:08,120
Interplay Entertainment.

4782
04:13:08,120 --> 04:13:09,120
Okay.

4783
04:13:10,120 --> 04:13:11,120
Now defunct.

4784
04:13:11,120 --> 04:13:14,120
1983 to 98.

4785
04:13:14,120 --> 04:13:18,120
I'm just trying to see what game I had.

4786
04:13:18,120 --> 04:13:20,120
The Fallout series.

4787
04:13:20,120 --> 04:13:21,120
Maybe the original Fallout.

4788
04:13:21,120 --> 04:13:24,120
They had nothing to do with Fallout 3, I'd say.

4789
04:13:28,120 --> 04:13:30,120
Mario teaches typing.

4790
04:13:30,120 --> 04:13:31,120
Planescapes.

4791
04:13:31,120 --> 04:13:33,120
Wait, maybe I didn't.

4792
04:13:33,120 --> 04:13:34,120
Or maybe they did.

4793
04:13:34,120 --> 04:13:35,120
Maybe they did have something to do.

4794
04:13:35,120 --> 04:13:40,120
Because why would I think that I owned a game that was made by Interplay.

4795
04:13:51,120 --> 04:13:57,120
There was a litigation situation after the Brotherhood of Steel DLC maybe.

4796
04:13:57,120 --> 04:13:58,120
Maybe.

4797
04:14:11,120 --> 04:14:13,120
Is it like fucking video game.

4798
04:14:13,120 --> 04:14:15,120
Agraphy.

4799
04:14:15,120 --> 04:14:16,120
Games.

4800
04:14:16,120 --> 04:14:18,120
List of Interplay games.

4801
04:14:18,120 --> 04:14:20,120
There's a game there called Pinball Yeah.

4802
04:14:20,120 --> 04:14:21,120
They developed for all these consoles.

4803
04:14:21,120 --> 04:14:21,120
Okay.

4804
04:14:21,120 --> 04:14:22,120
Yeah.

4805
04:14:22,120 --> 04:14:23,120
Look.

4806
04:14:23,120 --> 04:14:24,120
Actua series.

4807
04:14:24,120 --> 04:14:25,120
Actua tennis.

4808
04:14:25,120 --> 04:14:26,120
Actua golf.

4809
04:14:26,120 --> 04:14:27,120
That's what I had that was fucking Interplay.

4810
04:14:27,120 --> 04:14:28,120
Possibly.

4811
04:14:28,120 --> 04:14:29,120
Or hang on.

4812
04:14:29,120 --> 04:14:30,120
Astrochase 3D.

4813
04:14:30,120 --> 04:14:30,120
Alone in the dark.

4814
04:14:30,120 --> 04:14:30,120
Didn't have that.

4815
04:14:30,120 --> 04:14:31,120
Bard's Tale Battle Arena.

4816
04:14:31,120 --> 04:14:32,120
Toshinden.

4817
04:14:32,120 --> 04:14:33,120
I remember hearing about that.

4818
04:14:33,120 --> 04:14:34,120
I remember hearing about that.

4819
04:14:34,120 --> 04:14:35,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4820
04:14:35,120 --> 04:14:36,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4821
04:14:36,120 --> 04:14:37,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4822
04:14:37,120 --> 04:14:38,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4823
04:14:38,120 --> 04:14:39,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4824
04:14:39,120 --> 04:14:40,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4825
04:14:40,120 --> 04:14:41,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4826
04:14:41,120 --> 04:14:42,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4827
04:14:42,120 --> 04:14:43,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4828
04:14:43,120 --> 04:14:44,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4829
04:14:44,120 --> 04:14:45,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4830
04:14:45,120 --> 04:14:46,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4831
04:14:46,120 --> 04:14:47,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4832
04:14:47,120 --> 04:14:48,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4833
04:14:48,120 --> 04:14:49,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4834
04:14:49,120 --> 04:14:50,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4835
04:14:50,120 --> 04:14:51,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4836
04:14:51,120 --> 04:14:52,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4837
04:14:52,120 --> 04:14:53,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4838
04:14:53,120 --> 04:14:54,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4839
04:14:54,120 --> 04:14:55,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4840
04:14:55,120 --> 04:14:56,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4841
04:14:56,120 --> 04:14:57,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4842
04:14:57,120 --> 04:14:58,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4843
04:14:58,120 --> 04:14:59,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4844
04:14:59,120 --> 04:15:00,120
I was going to be a little bit of a game.

4845
04:15:00,120 --> 04:15:01,120
I was going to be a game.

4846
04:15:01,120 --> 04:15:10,120
Battle Chess always appeared in like fucking games rom-dump for old 8-bit consoles.

4847
04:15:10,120 --> 04:15:17,120
Just like chess but with animated chess pieces.

4848
04:15:17,120 --> 04:15:20,120
Caesars Palace Carmageddon.

4849
04:15:20,120 --> 04:15:24,120
Didn't own that game but it looked like it could have been fun.

4850
04:15:24,120 --> 04:15:26,120
I did have Destruction Derby.

4851
04:15:26,120 --> 04:15:29,120
I don't think that was these boys.

4852
04:15:29,120 --> 04:15:33,120
Clay Fighter Tournament Edition.

4853
04:15:34,120 --> 04:15:36,120
Descent.

4854
04:15:38,120 --> 04:15:40,120
Is there a game there called Boogerman?

4855
04:15:44,120 --> 04:15:47,120
Battle Cruiser 3000 AD.

4856
04:15:49,120 --> 04:15:50,120
Boogerman.

4857
04:15:50,120 --> 04:15:52,120
A pick and flick adventure.

4858
04:15:52,120 --> 04:15:54,120
Just like a fucking snot.

4859
04:15:54,120 --> 04:15:58,120
A game about a snot in 1995.

4860
04:15:58,120 --> 04:16:01,120
Absolutely disgusting stuff altogether.

4861
04:16:01,120 --> 04:16:04,120
On the Sega Genesis.

4862
04:16:04,120 --> 04:16:09,120
And the reception was largely favorable it seems.

4863
04:16:09,120 --> 04:16:10,120
Apart from.

4864
04:16:11,120 --> 04:16:12,120
Yeah no really.

4865
04:16:12,120 --> 04:16:16,120
It got 9 out of 10 in fucking video games and computer entertainment.

4866
04:16:16,120 --> 04:16:17,120
It got.

4867
04:16:17,120 --> 04:16:17,120
Where have we.

4868
04:16:17,120 --> 04:16:18,120
Seven out of 10.

4869
04:16:18,120 --> 04:16:19,120
Euro gamer.

4870
04:16:19,120 --> 04:16:20,120
It wasn't on the.

4871
04:16:20,120 --> 04:16:21,120
Was it on the Wii.

4872
04:16:21,120 --> 04:16:22,120
A re-release maybe on the Wii.

4873
04:16:22,120 --> 04:16:23,120
Who knows.

4874
04:16:23,120 --> 04:16:24,120
Disgusting stuff.

4875
04:16:24,120 --> 04:16:25,120
Play Fighter Tournament Edition.

4876
04:16:25,120 --> 04:16:26,120
Claymates.

4877
04:16:26,120 --> 04:16:27,120
Conquest of the New World.

4878
04:16:27,120 --> 04:16:28,120
Siberia.

4879
04:16:28,120 --> 04:16:29,420
be on the Wii. Who knows?

4880
04:16:31,520 --> 04:16:32,040
Disgusting

4881
04:16:32,040 --> 04:16:32,520
stuff.

4882
04:16:35,160 --> 04:16:36,240
Playfighter Tournament

4883
04:16:36,240 --> 04:16:38,200
Edition, Claymates, Conquest of

4884
04:16:38,200 --> 04:16:40,780
the New World, Siberia.

4885
04:16:41,840 --> 04:16:44,040
Get that. 1994.

4886
04:16:46,960 --> 04:16:47,960
Disruptor. I had

4887
04:16:47,960 --> 04:16:50,120
Disruptor on the PlayStation 1. I don't know

4888
04:16:50,120 --> 04:16:50,800
if you had that.

4889
04:16:51,860 --> 04:16:54,340
First ever first person shooter I probably

4890
04:16:54,340 --> 04:16:54,760
owned.

4891
04:16:56,060 --> 04:16:58,380
It had FMV sequences

4892
04:16:58,380 --> 04:17:00,380
in between cutscenes.

4893
04:17:01,520 --> 04:17:02,800
And they were bad.

4894
04:17:03,080 --> 04:17:04,780
But I always remember the line from one of them

4895
04:17:04,780 --> 04:17:06,580
was like, well no, you

4896
04:17:06,580 --> 04:17:08,700
weren't your stripes, you passed with flying

4897
04:17:08,700 --> 04:17:10,780
colors. You ready

4898
04:17:10,780 --> 04:17:11,740
for the next mission?

4899
04:17:15,200 --> 04:17:15,720
Disruptor.

4900
04:17:17,980 --> 04:17:18,460
PS1.

4901
04:17:18,460 --> 04:17:20,500
It was a

4902
04:17:20,500 --> 04:17:21,220
Doom clone.

4903
04:17:25,280 --> 04:17:28,000
Well done, you passed with flying colors.

4904
04:17:28,940 --> 04:17:29,600
Mission 1,

4905
04:17:29,740 --> 04:17:30,540
The Gauntlet.

4906
04:17:32,440 --> 04:17:33,300
So you're a bogey,

4907
04:17:33,380 --> 04:17:33,920
you're a booger,

4908
04:17:34,000 --> 04:17:34,640
what else are you?

4909
04:17:34,800 --> 04:17:35,100
It's a snot-

4910
04:17:35,100 --> 04:17:37,780
It's a snot-based game that you pick and flick adventure.

4911
04:17:37,840 --> 04:17:40,660
It's an open world sandbox pick and flick adventure.

4912
04:17:41,140 --> 04:17:42,460
Where you play a snot.

4913
04:17:43,660 --> 04:17:43,960
That-

4914
04:17:43,960 --> 04:17:44,700
That's not this.

4915
04:17:46,280 --> 04:17:47,420
Don't watch it, play it,

4916
04:17:47,460 --> 04:17:47,920
says Ali.

4917
04:17:48,180 --> 04:17:49,800
I just don't know if it's got

4918
04:17:49,800 --> 04:17:51,180
the sauce for a stream.

4919
04:17:53,180 --> 04:17:54,660
Fighting Force was good, Alan.

4920
04:17:54,740 --> 04:17:55,420
Yeah, it was a

4921
04:17:55,420 --> 04:17:57,080
another, um,

4922
04:17:58,120 --> 04:17:58,940
by the makers of

4923
04:17:58,940 --> 04:17:59,340
Tomb Raider,

4924
04:17:59,420 --> 04:18:00,480
Eidos Entertainment

4925
04:18:00,480 --> 04:18:01,260
game.

4926
04:18:02,740 --> 04:18:03,820
A 3D world

4927
04:18:03,820 --> 04:18:04,440
beat-em-up.

4928
04:18:04,520 --> 04:18:05,620
It was like Streets of Rage

4929
04:18:05,620 --> 04:18:06,420
were in 3D.

4930
04:18:12,420 --> 04:18:23,640
Oh god, look at this.

4931
04:18:23,640 --> 04:18:23,640
Oh god, look at this.

4932
04:18:26,820 --> 04:18:27,380
Boop!

4933
04:18:36,960 --> 04:18:38,120
It's one of those games

4934
04:18:38,120 --> 04:18:39,920
that you could put a password in

4935
04:18:39,920 --> 04:18:40,720
to level skip.

4936
04:18:42,400 --> 04:18:43,940
Enter name for save game,

4937
04:18:44,080 --> 04:18:44,800
Mad Matt.

4938
04:18:46,880 --> 04:18:47,500
Here we go.

4939
04:18:47,560 --> 04:18:49,060
Here's some of the FMVs anyway.

4940
04:18:49,060 --> 04:18:55,900
And now, the president of United Earth.

4941
04:18:56,700 --> 04:18:58,200
In four short years,

4942
04:18:58,380 --> 04:19:00,380
we will enter the 23rd century.

4943
04:19:01,160 --> 04:19:02,120
And thanks to the policies

4944
04:19:02,120 --> 04:19:03,000
of my administration,

4945
04:19:03,280 --> 04:19:04,540
the future never looked brighter.

4946
04:19:05,440 --> 04:19:05,820
But,

4947
04:19:06,640 --> 04:19:08,500
our colonization of the solar system

4948
04:19:08,500 --> 04:19:09,980
still has its growing pains.

4949
04:19:11,040 --> 04:19:12,100
As you already know,

4950
04:19:12,180 --> 04:19:13,680
I too was once a stormer.

4951
04:19:13,800 --> 04:19:14,180
Of course,

4952
04:19:14,320 --> 04:19:15,660
that was many years ago.

4953
04:19:15,900 --> 04:19:17,120
And we were just pioneering

4954
04:19:17,120 --> 04:19:18,400
the field of psionic weapons.

4955
04:19:18,400 --> 04:19:19,000
Would this have been,

4956
04:19:19,100 --> 04:19:19,780
I think,

4957
04:19:19,920 --> 04:19:21,640
before Starship Troopers?

4958
04:19:23,340 --> 04:19:25,040
Or maybe if Starship Troopers

4959
04:19:25,040 --> 04:19:25,840
had happened,

4960
04:19:25,980 --> 04:19:27,140
then this could have been

4961
04:19:27,140 --> 04:19:28,060
a bit of a rip-off.

4962
04:19:28,120 --> 04:19:28,500
I don't know.

4963
04:19:28,500 --> 04:19:55,160
I really thought,

4964
04:19:55,160 --> 04:19:56,660
when I played this back in the day,

4965
04:19:56,800 --> 04:19:57,120
wow,

4966
04:19:57,580 --> 04:19:59,200
I'm in the fucking future now.

4967
04:19:59,460 --> 04:20:00,640
There's no more of this

4968
04:20:00,640 --> 04:20:02,980
16-bit Mega Drive bollocks.

4969
04:20:03,260 --> 04:20:04,000
This is real.

4970
04:20:04,080 --> 04:20:04,720
This is reality.

4971
04:20:04,960 --> 04:20:06,760
I'm actually controlling real humans.

4972
04:20:07,200 --> 04:20:08,300
And then it cuts to the gameplay

4973
04:20:08,300 --> 04:20:08,780
and it's like,

4974
04:20:09,480 --> 04:20:09,780
right,

4975
04:20:09,900 --> 04:20:10,200
no,

4976
04:20:10,280 --> 04:20:11,220
we're still in the past,

4977
04:20:11,260 --> 04:20:11,560
actually.

4978
04:20:12,640 --> 04:20:13,160
Not yet.

4979
04:20:13,220 --> 04:20:14,560
We're definitely in the past.

4980
04:20:14,720 --> 04:20:15,560
This is your last chance

4981
04:20:15,560 --> 04:20:16,180
to change your mind

4982
04:20:16,180 --> 04:20:16,680
and go home.

4983
04:20:17,100 --> 04:20:18,380
I didn't graduate top 10

4984
04:20:18,380 --> 04:20:19,020
from the academy

4985
04:20:19,020 --> 04:20:20,800
to take some desk jobs, sir.

4986
04:20:22,040 --> 04:20:22,560
Dad would have been

4987
04:20:22,560 --> 04:20:23,340
proud of your grades.

4988
04:20:24,300 --> 04:20:24,960
School's over,

4989
04:20:25,060 --> 04:20:26,160
and now the real lessons begin.

4990
04:20:27,400 --> 04:20:27,840
Are you ready

4991
04:20:27,840 --> 04:20:28,980
for your first training mission,

4992
04:20:29,100 --> 04:20:29,340
private?

4993
04:20:29,560 --> 04:20:29,840
Sir,

4994
04:20:29,900 --> 04:20:30,120
yes,

4995
04:20:30,180 --> 04:20:30,380
sir!

4996
04:20:33,380 --> 04:20:34,620
Why don't you just take all the,

4997
04:20:34,620 --> 04:20:35,660
get the glory.

4998
04:20:35,780 --> 04:20:36,460
I don't want to be

4999
04:20:36,460 --> 04:20:37,280
covering up any of the

5000
04:20:37,280 --> 04:20:38,560
beautiful scenery here.

5001
04:20:38,560 --> 04:20:41,100
but you butt out alive.

5002
04:20:46,920 --> 04:20:49,680
He seems to know

5003
04:20:49,680 --> 04:20:50,940
his way around the block.

5004
04:20:52,200 --> 04:20:52,640
You.

5005
04:20:52,640 --> 04:20:54,680
He seems to know

5006
04:20:54,680 --> 04:20:55,660
his way around the block.

5007
04:20:56,900 --> 04:20:57,720
How about you?

5008
04:20:59,440 --> 04:21:00,200
Will I be getting

5009
04:21:00,200 --> 04:21:00,960
any psionics, sir?

5010
04:21:02,100 --> 04:21:02,940
Why would the government

5011
04:21:02,940 --> 04:21:03,660
waste good money

5012
04:21:03,660 --> 04:21:04,500
in planting expensive

5013
04:21:04,500 --> 04:21:05,160
psionic weapons

5014
04:21:05,160 --> 04:21:06,060
in a cherry recruit?

5015
04:21:07,220 --> 04:21:07,660
If you don't have

5016
04:21:07,660 --> 04:21:08,720
the brainpower to outmaneuver

5017
04:21:08,720 --> 04:21:09,820
a few droids with attitude,

5018
04:21:10,560 --> 04:21:11,480
I'd never forgive myself

5019
04:21:11,480 --> 04:21:11,980
for sending you

5020
04:21:11,980 --> 04:21:12,620
on a real mission.

5021
04:21:13,680 --> 04:21:14,280
Just remember,

5022
04:21:14,920 --> 04:21:15,580
think fast,

5023
04:21:16,000 --> 04:21:16,660
shoot fast,

5024
04:21:17,480 --> 04:21:18,480
and kick ass.

5025
04:21:21,380 --> 04:21:22,260
Lovely stuff.

5026
04:21:22,260 --> 04:21:25,720
Sorry about that,

5027
04:21:25,800 --> 04:21:26,320
Volume.

5028
04:21:26,500 --> 04:21:27,260
Thanks very much,

5029
04:21:27,380 --> 04:21:28,320
Daridermity.

5030
04:21:29,800 --> 04:21:31,040
That's what are we watching?

5031
04:21:31,560 --> 04:21:34,020
This is the FMV to the

5032
04:21:34,020 --> 04:21:36,720
first person shooter

5033
04:21:36,720 --> 04:21:37,580
Disruptor,

5034
04:21:37,640 --> 04:21:39,400
which was the first ever

5035
04:21:39,400 --> 04:21:41,140
FPS I ever owned.

5036
04:21:41,820 --> 04:21:42,980
And I don't think

5037
04:21:42,980 --> 04:21:43,900
I could complete it.

5038
04:21:45,120 --> 04:21:47,060
It was a Doom clone.

5039
04:21:47,060 --> 04:21:48,320
When you sidestep the corners,

5040
04:21:48,780 --> 04:21:49,960
then you'll do just fine.

5041
04:21:49,960 --> 04:21:55,140
Just see how much it's aged.

5042
04:21:55,480 --> 04:21:56,020
Looks good.

5043
04:21:56,980 --> 04:21:57,500
Class.

5044
04:21:57,740 --> 04:21:58,160
Class.

5045
04:22:06,720 --> 04:22:07,200
Wow.

5046
04:22:07,200 --> 04:22:07,260
Wow.

5047
04:22:07,260 --> 04:22:22,680
Get to the end here.

5048
04:22:22,920 --> 04:22:24,200
This is mission one,

5049
04:22:24,280 --> 04:22:24,840
the gauntlet,

5050
04:22:24,920 --> 04:22:25,340
and as I,

5051
04:22:25,540 --> 04:22:26,960
if I remember now,

5052
04:22:27,320 --> 04:22:28,200
they do say,

5053
04:22:28,860 --> 04:22:29,360
Well done,

5054
04:22:29,460 --> 04:22:29,800
soldier.

5055
04:22:29,800 --> 04:22:31,920
Looks like you passed

5056
04:22:31,920 --> 04:22:32,940
with flying colors.

5057
04:22:36,400 --> 04:22:41,940
I feel like hell.

5058
04:22:42,520 --> 04:22:43,340
I say the first one

5059
04:22:43,340 --> 04:22:43,960
hurts the worst.

5060
04:22:44,880 --> 04:22:45,720
How many psionics

5061
04:22:45,720 --> 04:22:46,400
did your dad have?

5062
04:22:46,940 --> 04:22:47,540
I don't know,

5063
04:22:47,580 --> 04:22:48,460
like four or five.

5064
04:22:49,400 --> 04:22:50,500
All the psionics

5065
04:22:50,500 --> 04:22:51,120
in the world

5066
04:22:51,120 --> 04:22:51,960
couldn't have saved him

5067
04:22:51,960 --> 04:22:53,220
from that terrorist ambush.

5068
04:22:55,580 --> 04:22:56,360
That's why you've always

5069
04:22:56,360 --> 04:22:57,500
got to keep your eyes open

5070
04:22:57,500 --> 04:22:59,920
and watch your ass.

5071
04:23:01,360 --> 04:23:02,600
Which psionic did we get,

5072
04:23:02,720 --> 04:23:02,840
sir?

5073
04:23:03,240 --> 04:23:04,800
Bit of a creepy delivery there.

5074
04:23:05,580 --> 04:23:06,580
We don't know whether,

5075
04:23:06,760 --> 04:23:07,540
we don't know why

5076
04:23:07,540 --> 04:23:08,300
your man should be

5077
04:23:08,300 --> 04:23:09,120
watching his ass.

5078
04:23:09,960 --> 04:23:11,280
Bit of a Val Kilmer

5079
04:23:11,280 --> 04:23:12,580
scenario on this book

5080
04:23:12,580 --> 04:23:13,000
as well.

5081
04:23:14,360 --> 04:23:15,480
Watch your ass

5082
04:23:15,480 --> 04:23:16,400
down there.

5083
04:23:16,520 --> 04:23:16,840
Bush.

5084
04:23:17,740 --> 04:23:18,740
Assruptor.

5085
04:23:20,380 --> 04:23:21,260
You're about to get

5086
04:23:21,260 --> 04:23:22,280
your ass disrupted.

5087
04:23:25,200 --> 04:23:26,040
That's why you've always

5088
04:23:26,040 --> 04:23:28,060
got to keep your eyes open

5089
04:23:28,060 --> 04:23:30,500
and watch your ass.

5090
04:23:33,180 --> 04:23:37,160
Which psionic did we get, sir?

5091
04:23:38,120 --> 04:23:39,140
Nothing too shocking.

5092
04:23:41,060 --> 04:23:41,920
Maybe it's time

5093
04:23:41,920 --> 04:23:42,780
you tried it out.

5094
04:23:43,920 --> 04:23:44,560
Now, you know,

5095
04:23:44,620 --> 04:23:45,280
this training mission

5096
04:23:45,280 --> 04:23:46,080
won't be a cakewalk

5097
04:23:46,080 --> 04:23:46,820
like the last one.

5098
04:23:47,340 --> 04:23:48,000
I want you to get

5099
04:23:48,000 --> 04:23:48,820
through the chem factory

5100
04:23:48,820 --> 04:23:49,500
alive.

5101
04:23:50,560 --> 04:23:51,420
And don't forget,

5102
04:23:52,240 --> 04:23:52,960
good stormers

5103
04:23:52,960 --> 04:23:54,100
always think

5104
04:23:54,100 --> 04:23:55,020
on their feet.

5105
04:23:55,020 --> 04:24:02,700
keep your ass open

5106
04:24:02,700 --> 04:24:03,980
and watch his eyes.

5107
04:24:12,180 --> 04:24:12,820
Camp factory?

5108
04:24:16,580 --> 04:24:17,700
You made out

5109
04:24:17,700 --> 04:24:18,620
the camp factory

5110
04:24:18,620 --> 04:24:19,260
alive.

5111
04:24:20,260 --> 04:24:20,980
And your ass

5112
04:24:20,980 --> 04:24:21,920
is intact too.

5113
04:24:21,920 --> 04:24:26,740
Remember, rookie,

5114
04:24:26,920 --> 04:24:27,760
it's not gay

5115
04:24:27,760 --> 04:24:29,040
if you're wearing a wig.

5116
04:24:31,280 --> 04:24:32,140
What the fuck

5117
04:24:32,140 --> 04:24:32,820
is this look?

5118
04:24:33,520 --> 04:24:34,280
This looks like

5119
04:24:34,280 --> 04:24:34,740
some

5120
04:24:34,740 --> 04:24:36,800
children's BBC

5121
04:24:36,800 --> 04:24:37,840
sort of fucking

5122
04:24:37,840 --> 04:24:39,180
gunk-dunk

5123
04:24:39,180 --> 04:24:39,920
prelude.

5124
04:24:47,600 --> 04:24:48,340
you'll be facing

5125
04:24:48,340 --> 04:24:49,060
organic enemies

5126
04:24:49,060 --> 04:24:49,620
this time.

5127
04:24:50,560 --> 04:24:51,160
So hunt down

5128
04:24:51,160 --> 04:24:51,860
the phase rifle

5129
04:24:51,860 --> 04:24:52,500
and cook them

5130
04:24:52,500 --> 04:24:53,260
until they're well done.

5131
04:24:53,480 --> 04:24:54,280
We're going to film

5132
04:24:54,280 --> 04:24:55,020
in all the links

5133
04:24:55,020 --> 04:24:55,660
to Disruptor

5134
04:24:55,660 --> 04:24:56,220
in the local

5135
04:24:56,220 --> 04:24:57,040
Laser Quest.

5136
04:24:57,760 --> 04:24:58,380
They've given us

5137
04:24:58,380 --> 04:24:59,060
full reign

5138
04:24:59,060 --> 04:24:59,840
of the arena

5139
04:24:59,840 --> 04:25:00,520
for the day.

5140
04:25:01,240 --> 04:25:02,280
But we do have

5141
04:25:02,280 --> 04:25:02,820
to be out of there

5142
04:25:02,820 --> 04:25:03,800
by 5 p.m.

5143
04:25:04,000 --> 04:25:04,560
There's a birthday

5144
04:25:04,560 --> 04:25:05,660
party is coming in.

5145
04:25:06,320 --> 04:25:07,260
So let's film all

5146
04:25:07,260 --> 04:25:08,680
the scenes.

5147
04:25:09,080 --> 04:25:09,500
We're going to be

5148
04:25:09,500 --> 04:25:09,800
tight.

5149
04:25:10,000 --> 04:25:11,560
Only one take.

5150
04:25:11,640 --> 04:25:12,220
Okay, everybody?

5151
04:25:13,140 --> 04:25:13,880
Let's go.

5152
04:25:17,280 --> 04:25:17,920
Quasar.

5153
04:25:21,320 --> 04:25:22,280
Look at this little

5154
04:25:22,280 --> 04:25:23,800
spinning scolio.

5155
04:25:23,960 --> 04:25:24,700
What did that

5156
04:25:24,700 --> 04:25:25,420
denote?

5157
04:25:25,660 --> 04:25:26,540
I can't remember,

5158
04:25:26,720 --> 04:25:27,860
but I think the

5159
04:25:27,860 --> 04:25:29,440
flying colors line

5160
04:25:29,440 --> 04:25:30,480
comes after this

5161
04:25:30,480 --> 04:25:30,940
bit here.

5162
04:25:31,900 --> 04:25:32,640
Yeah, you just

5163
04:25:32,640 --> 04:25:33,180
have to fly.

5164
04:25:33,500 --> 04:25:34,220
You're in a chem

5165
04:25:34,220 --> 04:25:34,740
factory.

5166
04:25:35,220 --> 04:25:35,740
You have to kill

5167
04:25:35,740 --> 04:25:36,400
a load of fucking

5168
04:25:36,400 --> 04:25:39,020
flying flies.

5169
04:25:39,160 --> 04:25:39,700
And I don't know,

5170
04:25:39,700 --> 04:25:40,140
you can hear them

5171
04:25:40,140 --> 04:25:40,300
going.

5172
04:25:54,300 --> 04:25:59,340
You did pretty good

5173
04:25:59,340 --> 04:26:00,080
up against those

5174
04:26:00,080 --> 04:26:01,200
chem flies, soldier.

5175
04:26:03,160 --> 04:26:04,360
We grab a beer

5176
04:26:04,360 --> 04:26:05,060
after this.

5177
04:26:20,000 --> 04:26:20,820
That for a suit.

5178
04:26:22,160 --> 04:26:23,100
That's some suit,

5179
04:26:23,220 --> 04:26:23,460
that.

5180
04:26:25,040 --> 04:26:25,620
I mean,

5181
04:26:25,800 --> 04:26:26,840
even by late

5182
04:26:26,840 --> 04:26:27,800
90s standards,

5183
04:26:27,960 --> 04:26:28,300
come on,

5184
04:26:28,340 --> 04:26:28,960
you need to fucking

5185
04:26:28,960 --> 04:26:29,880
do, that's,

5186
04:26:29,880 --> 04:26:30,720
that's, that's in the

5187
04:26:30,720 --> 04:26:31,380
past, that.

5188
04:26:31,480 --> 04:26:32,080
you need to fucking

5189
04:26:32,080 --> 04:26:32,800
knock that on the

5190
04:26:32,800 --> 04:26:33,020
heads.

5191
04:26:33,740 --> 04:26:34,320
I am.

5192
04:26:35,400 --> 04:26:35,980
I say if we're

5193
04:26:35,980 --> 04:26:36,800
calling it a game,

5194
04:26:36,880 --> 04:26:37,640
we're still not ready

5195
04:26:37,640 --> 04:26:38,180
for a mission.

5196
04:26:39,060 --> 04:26:40,000
Are you kidding me?

5197
04:26:41,020 --> 04:26:41,480
Man, I haven't

5198
04:26:41,480 --> 04:26:42,300
missed one trick.

5199
04:26:42,620 --> 04:26:43,100
Not even that

5200
04:26:43,100 --> 04:26:43,620
hidden stuff.

5201
04:26:44,060 --> 04:26:44,880
I'm ready to go.

5202
04:26:47,740 --> 04:26:48,520
Any hints on this

5203
04:26:48,520 --> 04:26:48,820
next one?

5204
04:26:49,880 --> 04:26:50,620
Just that you'll be

5205
04:26:50,620 --> 04:26:51,040
getting a new

5206
04:26:51,040 --> 04:26:51,800
psionic called

5207
04:26:51,800 --> 04:26:52,180
Drain.

5208
04:26:52,640 --> 04:26:53,160
How's it work?

5209
04:26:53,840 --> 04:26:54,160
Drain.

5210
04:26:54,160 --> 04:27:18,720
Just maybe.

5211
04:27:18,920 --> 04:27:19,920
I knew, I knew

5212
04:27:19,920 --> 04:27:21,660
that just maybe

5213
04:27:21,660 --> 04:27:22,420
was gonna come.

5214
04:27:22,520 --> 04:27:23,440
It's so, it's such a

5215
04:27:23,440 --> 04:27:24,000
classic.

5216
04:27:24,380 --> 04:27:24,820
In the words of your

5217
04:27:24,820 --> 04:27:26,180
brother, being a

5218
04:27:26,180 --> 04:27:27,360
stormer, it's more

5219
04:27:27,360 --> 04:27:28,300
than just kicking ass.

5220
04:27:29,160 --> 04:27:29,960
Show us you got what

5221
04:27:29,960 --> 04:27:30,680
it takes and then

5222
04:27:30,680 --> 04:27:32,540
maybe, just maybe,

5223
04:27:33,380 --> 04:27:34,060
we'll send you out

5224
04:27:34,060 --> 04:27:34,640
on a real mission.

5225
04:27:34,880 --> 04:27:35,640
Ha ha.

5226
04:27:37,560 --> 04:27:38,220
Ha ha ha.

5227
04:27:38,920 --> 04:27:39,900
Pretty cool suit you

5228
04:27:39,900 --> 04:27:40,440
got on there.

5229
04:27:41,880 --> 04:27:42,240
Maybe.

5230
04:27:43,040 --> 04:27:43,780
We'll send you out

5231
04:27:43,780 --> 04:27:44,380
on a real mission.

5232
04:27:44,560 --> 04:27:45,380
Ha ha.

5233
04:27:45,380 --> 04:27:55,460
Back to the

5234
04:27:55,460 --> 04:27:56,700
chem factory again.

5235
04:27:56,820 --> 04:27:57,580
The chem lab.

5236
04:28:03,500 --> 04:28:05,200
This ain't laser

5237
04:28:05,200 --> 04:28:05,940
quest no one.

5238
04:28:06,040 --> 04:28:06,680
It's the real thing.

5239
04:28:06,700 --> 04:28:07,360
Bring enough bullets

5240
04:28:07,360 --> 04:28:08,280
in the solar system

5241
04:28:08,280 --> 04:28:09,100
to blast all those

5242
04:28:09,100 --> 04:28:09,540
terrorists.

5243
04:28:10,100 --> 04:28:11,280
So use your psionics.

5244
04:28:11,660 --> 04:28:12,320
But don't waste the

5245
04:28:12,320 --> 04:28:13,120
hostage droids.

5246
04:28:13,680 --> 04:28:14,280
Or you've missed the

5247
04:28:14,280 --> 04:28:14,960
point of the mission.

5248
04:28:14,960 --> 04:28:29,640
These, these fucking

5249
04:28:29,640 --> 04:28:30,920
droids scared the shit

5250
04:28:30,920 --> 04:28:31,640
out of me actually.

5251
04:28:32,300 --> 04:28:33,320
This was the first time

5252
04:28:33,320 --> 04:28:34,400
any of the enemies

5253
04:28:34,400 --> 04:28:35,600
actually really did

5254
04:28:35,600 --> 04:28:36,340
make me go fucking

5255
04:28:36,340 --> 04:28:36,600
hell.

5256
04:28:36,600 --> 04:28:55,620
can hear them fucking

5257
04:28:55,620 --> 04:28:56,700
mechanically moving

5258
04:28:56,700 --> 04:28:57,620
towards you going.

5259
04:28:57,620 --> 04:29:08,860
Okay.

5260
04:29:09,080 --> 04:29:10,420
We, we, we get, uh,

5261
04:29:10,420 --> 04:29:11,640
the idea of that.

5262
04:29:11,700 --> 04:29:12,240
Let's see what,

5263
04:29:12,300 --> 04:29:13,060
what's at the end

5264
04:29:13,060 --> 04:29:13,380
there.

5265
04:29:20,140 --> 04:29:21,040
It sounds like a

5266
04:29:21,040 --> 04:29:22,120
checkout, doesn't it?

5267
04:29:22,120 --> 04:29:24,120
Boop, boop, boop, boop.

5268
04:29:24,120 --> 04:29:30,080
Yeah, we got the sounds.

5269
04:29:30,260 --> 04:29:31,140
We got the sounds for

5270
04:29:31,140 --> 04:29:32,100
the, uh, timer.

5271
04:29:32,460 --> 04:29:33,820
We were down at a local

5272
04:29:33,820 --> 04:29:34,860
Tesco, sir.

5273
04:29:35,060 --> 04:29:36,120
We went down to Tesco

5274
04:29:36,120 --> 04:29:37,200
after Laser Quest.

5275
04:29:38,800 --> 04:29:40,540
and I bought a few items.

5276
04:29:41,800 --> 04:29:43,140
Returned them after we got

5277
04:29:43,140 --> 04:29:44,640
our money back and we got

5278
04:29:44,640 --> 04:29:45,800
our sound back.

5279
04:29:45,800 --> 04:29:54,280
unexpected item in the baggage

5280
04:29:54,280 --> 04:29:54,740
area.

5281
04:30:01,320 --> 04:30:02,240
Unexpected item.

5282
04:30:06,820 --> 04:30:07,600
Look at that.

5283
04:30:07,700 --> 04:30:08,720
You, you, you finished the

5284
04:30:08,720 --> 04:30:09,040
level.

5285
04:30:09,680 --> 04:30:11,300
I don't think they'd even

5286
04:30:11,300 --> 04:30:12,260
built in the save.

5287
04:30:12,340 --> 04:30:13,400
Oh no, they had auto save

5288
04:30:13,400 --> 04:30:13,940
successful.

5289
04:30:14,780 --> 04:30:15,840
but they, just in case

5290
04:30:15,840 --> 04:30:16,900
you needed, you didn't

5291
04:30:16,900 --> 04:30:18,280
save it, the handy

5292
04:30:18,280 --> 04:30:21,200
10 to 15 digit code

5293
04:30:21,200 --> 04:30:22,660
that you fucking hammered

5294
04:30:22,660 --> 04:30:23,500
into the PlayStation.

5295
04:30:26,160 --> 04:30:27,980
Oh, this is the, you made

5296
04:30:27,980 --> 04:30:29,100
that, you made grade.

5297
04:30:29,600 --> 04:30:30,780
You pass with flying colors.

5298
04:30:32,680 --> 04:30:33,620
Well, little brother,

5299
04:30:34,620 --> 04:30:35,340
you made it through with

5300
04:30:35,340 --> 04:30:36,040
flying colors.

5301
04:30:36,180 --> 04:30:38,000
You're the best we've

5302
04:30:38,000 --> 04:30:38,460
ever seen.

5303
04:30:38,460 --> 04:30:48,320
When you think about chat topics, you think what?

5304
04:30:48,680 --> 04:30:53,540
UFO, sci-fi, sailors, a little bit of sex.

5305
04:30:53,800 --> 04:30:56,680
You don't tend to think about the disruptor community.

5306
04:30:57,300 --> 04:30:58,220
Thank you very much, sir.

5307
04:30:58,340 --> 04:30:59,660
Asda Tesco for the tip.

5308
04:31:00,960 --> 04:31:01,800
You made it through.

5309
04:31:04,380 --> 04:31:05,300
Well, little brother.

5310
04:31:06,000 --> 04:31:06,400
UFI.

5311
04:31:07,200 --> 04:31:08,840
You made it through with flying colors.

5312
04:31:09,940 --> 04:31:11,360
You're the best we've ever seen.

5313
04:31:12,900 --> 04:31:14,060
Other than me, of course.

5314
04:31:14,920 --> 04:31:15,900
But what about Troy?

5315
04:31:16,020 --> 04:31:17,580
I mean, he's already out on his first mission.

5316
04:31:18,500 --> 04:31:18,780
Jealous?

5317
04:31:20,180 --> 04:31:21,060
Troy's after you.

5318
04:31:21,260 --> 04:31:22,240
You jealous of Troy?

5319
04:31:22,820 --> 04:31:23,300
Of course.

5320
04:31:24,280 --> 04:31:25,120
But what about Troy?

5321
04:31:25,240 --> 04:31:26,800
I mean, he's already out on his first mission.

5322
04:31:27,700 --> 04:31:27,980
Jealous?

5323
04:31:30,120 --> 04:31:33,380
Look, Troy's a little faster out of the gate than you are, that's all.

5324
04:31:33,980 --> 04:31:37,360
But he still relies a little too much on what's in his hands instead of what's in his head.

5325
04:31:37,960 --> 04:31:40,160
Fortunately, that's not a problem you seem to have.

5326
04:31:41,240 --> 04:31:41,880
So cheers.

5327
04:31:44,360 --> 04:31:45,640
Space beers, are they?

5328
04:31:46,560 --> 04:31:54,080
They look like fucking temporary active bottles, the active sports cap, but they've been painted silver.

5329
04:31:58,380 --> 04:31:59,140
What is it?

5330
04:31:59,700 --> 04:32:02,280
A gang of cryopirates just pulled into orbit over Jupiter.

5331
04:32:03,340 --> 04:32:07,120
Looks like we've got to find someone to beam onto their base and knock out their anti-gravity engines.

5332
04:32:08,960 --> 04:32:09,440
Antigrav.

5333
04:32:11,440 --> 04:32:13,080
I think you can handle this.

5334
04:32:14,280 --> 04:32:17,340
But before we send you into combat, you're going to need some medical enhancement.

5335
04:32:18,060 --> 04:32:20,040
Well, I've already taken advanced first aid at the Academy.

5336
04:32:20,500 --> 04:32:23,460
You didn't get all this high-priced training just to get blown away by pirates.

5337
04:32:24,100 --> 04:32:25,160
We need to protect our...

5338
04:32:25,160 --> 04:32:26,340
Space pirates.

5339
04:32:27,480 --> 04:32:28,480
Ass pirates.

5340
04:32:28,480 --> 04:32:29,780
...our investment.

5341
04:32:30,500 --> 04:32:33,880
Considering the cost of medical care, I think you'll appreciate what I'm offering.

5342
04:32:34,480 --> 04:32:38,980
Before we send you halfway across space, let's take a trip to the psionics lab.

5343
04:32:38,980 --> 04:32:39,980
...our investment.

5344
04:32:48,180 --> 04:32:52,180
Well, little brother, you about to get blown away by some space pirates?

5345
04:32:52,960 --> 04:32:53,280
Right.

5346
04:32:54,200 --> 04:32:56,240
Put on your ridiculous shoulder pads again.

5347
04:32:56,860 --> 04:32:58,020
I like it when you do that.

5348
04:32:58,780 --> 04:32:59,320
Get ready.

5349
04:33:00,280 --> 04:33:02,080
You got a psionic depth charge.

5350
04:33:02,220 --> 04:33:03,120
Make sure you use it.

5351
04:33:03,120 --> 04:33:12,520
Knock out the control consoles and all three towers to shut down the anti-grab engines.

5352
04:33:13,020 --> 04:33:14,420
Then head for the exit teleporter.

5353
04:33:14,940 --> 04:33:18,120
By the time you get home, the station will have disintegrated in Jupiter's core.

5354
04:33:22,320 --> 04:33:47,160
Sorry, it's a bit loud there, sorry. Great stuff. Sorry, I'm just interested to see the

5355
04:33:47,160 --> 04:33:53,840
cutscenes. I'm not, there's not a hope in hell of me playing this game. I just want to see the

5356
04:33:53,840 --> 04:34:00,540
cutscenes that I never got to. I think I got to maybe halfway here, mission six, Mars. I just gave

5357
04:34:00,540 --> 04:34:07,380
up, never played the game again. Maybe it's still in the attic. I doubt I'd ever got around to trading

5358
04:34:07,380 --> 04:34:20,220
it in. DPRA thank you very much. Psionic ass. The first lady of the piece.

5359
04:34:20,220 --> 04:34:27,460
"Observation complete. This new lightstormer Jack Curtis looks promising. He could be the one. Report out."

5360
04:34:27,460 --> 04:34:49,460
"You're really making us proud." "Corporal." "Relax, it's me. I'm friendly." Have you seen the Kyle Mooney sketch for SNL from a few years ago called Wing? And it had Andrew Garfield in it. Relax, it's me. I'm friendly.

5361
04:34:49,460 --> 04:34:56,680
I've just got a vibe of that off of this.

5362
04:34:58,900 --> 04:35:00,280
Eyes not bad either.

5363
04:35:01,480 --> 04:35:02,840
Not bad at all.

5364
04:35:17,720 --> 04:35:19,340
President Krieger.

5365
04:35:19,340 --> 04:35:23,840
In fact, he's so impressed he requisitioned an endorphin boost to permanently enhance your vitals.

5366
04:35:24,560 --> 04:35:27,060
Ah, I guess he wants to keep me around for a few missions, right?

5367
04:35:28,200 --> 04:35:28,580
Here.

5368
04:35:29,300 --> 04:35:30,280
You're a big boy.

5369
04:35:30,880 --> 04:35:32,020
Better learn to implant it yourself.

5370
04:35:32,760 --> 04:35:34,920
How did they not know when they were making it?

5371
04:35:35,540 --> 04:35:36,700
You mean I'll get more of these later?

5372
04:35:37,280 --> 04:35:39,420
Jack, they're unbelievably expensive.

5373
04:35:40,320 --> 04:35:40,780
We don't have...

5374
04:35:40,780 --> 04:35:45,460
It was an 18 rated game, I think, on the PlayStation.

5375
04:35:45,720 --> 04:35:46,940
Or maybe it was a 15.

5376
04:35:47,600 --> 04:35:50,100
I don't think there were any 18 rated games, were there?

5377
04:35:51,820 --> 04:35:53,100
Definitely had a...

5378
04:35:53,100 --> 04:35:55,400
A mature content rating.

5379
04:35:55,820 --> 04:35:56,840
Hand them out like candy.

5380
04:35:58,780 --> 04:36:00,560
Dad served under President Krieger, didn't he?

5381
04:36:01,520 --> 04:36:04,240
President Krieger's the one who tried to rescue Dad during the ambush.

5382
04:36:04,900 --> 04:36:05,900
Krieger's after you.

5383
04:36:06,560 --> 04:36:08,780
He said Dad was the best of the best.

5384
04:36:09,560 --> 04:36:10,860
Dad's after you.

5385
04:36:11,780 --> 04:36:14,740
Thank you very much there, Disruptor Boys.

5386
04:36:15,080 --> 04:36:16,340
Very kind of you for the tip.

5387
04:36:16,840 --> 04:36:18,700
I'm really enjoying these cutscenes.

5388
04:36:19,280 --> 04:36:20,520
Well, until I came along, right?

5389
04:36:21,900 --> 04:36:24,920
Save your bragging until later, because this time we're really putting you to the test.

5390
04:36:28,780 --> 04:36:32,000
Real Val Kilmer-esque fuck.

5391
04:36:33,000 --> 04:36:35,240
That's a vintage terraformer.

5392
04:36:35,380 --> 04:36:36,480
It's at least 10 years old.

5393
04:36:36,860 --> 04:36:37,680
Very astute.

5394
04:36:38,860 --> 04:36:44,240
10 years ago, the government sent a group of contractors to resurface Neptune's largest moon, Triton, for farmland.

5395
04:36:44,900 --> 04:36:47,740
They've been living and working in these terraformers without any problem.

5396
04:36:50,620 --> 04:36:51,620
Until this morning.

5397
04:36:51,620 --> 04:37:02,760
What the fuck's that?

5398
04:37:04,920 --> 04:37:07,560
They're suggesting that there's some sort of beast.

5399
04:37:09,560 --> 04:37:11,000
It looks very cheap.

5400
04:37:11,780 --> 04:37:12,820
Until this morning.

5401
04:37:20,260 --> 04:37:21,300
My God.

5402
04:37:21,420 --> 04:37:24,280
I bet you there's a scene in it where someone goes,

5403
04:37:25,180 --> 04:37:26,360
My God.

5404
04:37:31,500 --> 04:37:32,220
What's that?

5405
04:37:32,280 --> 04:37:34,540
It was like a paw or a claw.

5406
04:37:34,760 --> 04:37:35,860
All I could see was fur.

5407
04:37:35,920 --> 04:37:36,940
It had fur on it.

5408
04:37:38,800 --> 04:37:39,900
Check that out, man.

5409
04:37:42,700 --> 04:37:43,260
Rawr.

5410
04:37:43,580 --> 04:37:46,500
And why do they have a screen that shape is right?

5411
04:37:46,900 --> 04:37:49,960
Is what Jermot is concerned about.

5412
04:37:50,100 --> 04:37:51,340
It's a valid concern.

5413
04:37:51,340 --> 04:37:53,040
I mean, who makes those displays?

5414
04:37:55,300 --> 04:37:55,860
Rawr.

5415
04:37:55,860 --> 04:37:56,180
Rawr.

5416
04:37:56,340 --> 04:37:58,500
That's like a paw on a stick.

5417
04:37:59,720 --> 04:38:02,040
Here, go for another take again there, Jermot.

5418
04:38:02,300 --> 04:38:03,000
We got...

5419
04:38:03,000 --> 04:38:03,860
Can you just move...

5420
04:38:03,860 --> 04:38:06,040
Just flash that paw over there.

5421
04:38:06,100 --> 04:38:07,580
We want to see the claw and the fur.

5422
04:38:08,420 --> 04:38:08,920
Okay.

5423
04:38:08,920 --> 04:38:10,260
And action.

5424
04:38:10,260 --> 04:38:12,880
Yeah, that's good.

5425
04:38:12,880 --> 04:38:18,320
My God.

5426
04:38:18,320 --> 04:38:27,360
Beautiful stuff.

5427
04:38:27,360 --> 04:38:27,800
Relax.

5428
04:38:28,840 --> 04:38:29,420
It's me.

5429
04:38:29,700 --> 04:38:30,420
I'm friendly.

5430
04:38:31,920 --> 04:38:33,060
I's not bad either.

5431
04:38:34,180 --> 04:38:35,560
Not bad at all.

5432
04:38:35,560 --> 04:38:36,660
You're going to Neptune too?

5433
04:38:38,360 --> 04:38:38,820
Sergeant?

5434
04:38:39,940 --> 04:38:42,520
Jack, I have full faith you can handle this mission alone.

5435
04:38:44,260 --> 04:38:46,620
We're sending the sergeant on a special mission to Mars.

5436
04:38:47,260 --> 04:38:49,140
Maybe you like carrots.

5437
04:38:50,100 --> 04:38:51,100
Special mission, huh?

5438
04:38:51,980 --> 04:38:53,200
Congratulations on your promotion.

5439
04:38:53,620 --> 04:38:54,100
Yours too.

5440
04:38:54,580 --> 04:38:56,280
Bet it won't be long till we both make lieutenant.

5441
04:38:57,260 --> 04:38:58,920
Who knows, you might even get there first.

5442
04:39:01,240 --> 04:39:01,540
Nah.

5443
04:39:03,440 --> 04:39:03,800
Nah.

5444
04:39:07,900 --> 04:39:08,300
Nah.

5445
04:39:17,620 --> 04:39:19,780
It's shit to give you the green light.

5446
04:39:19,940 --> 04:39:21,340
You're going to the teleporter.

5447
04:39:22,360 --> 04:39:23,700
Grab your guns and shoot.

5448
04:39:24,720 --> 04:39:27,060
Weapons free on all pirates.

5449
04:39:27,800 --> 04:39:29,440
Watch your ass down there.

5450
04:39:34,440 --> 04:39:37,220
Don't forget to make a full survey when you get outside.

5451
04:39:40,300 --> 04:39:41,020
Heads up.

5452
04:39:41,260 --> 04:39:42,840
You're going to Uranus.

5453
04:39:44,100 --> 04:39:45,700
Some more space wasps.

5454
04:39:47,460 --> 04:39:52,180
But this time you've got like a fucking wide pulse charge of a gun.

5455
04:39:52,820 --> 04:39:55,180
It could take out multiple space wasps.

5456
04:39:56,540 --> 04:39:57,100
Some wasps.

5457
04:39:59,880 --> 04:40:00,460
Bit loud.

5458
04:40:00,580 --> 04:40:01,140
Sorry about that.

5459
04:40:01,240 --> 04:40:03,020
I'm going to turn down the volume on that.

5460
04:40:03,680 --> 04:40:05,840
I have to remember to turn down the volume for the gameplay.

5461
04:40:06,020 --> 04:40:06,400
But I mean.

5462
04:40:07,260 --> 04:40:07,860
Only watch.

5463
04:40:07,920 --> 04:40:09,720
Only watch the gameplay for two seconds.

5464
04:40:14,800 --> 04:40:15,720
They're the creatures.

5465
04:40:15,720 --> 04:40:15,740
They're the creatures.

5466
04:40:15,740 --> 04:40:15,740
They're the creatures.

5467
04:40:15,880 --> 04:40:16,020
Look.

5468
04:40:16,080 --> 04:40:16,360
You just.

5469
04:40:16,500 --> 04:40:17,000
You end up.

5470
04:40:17,560 --> 04:40:18,500
Bizarrely fighting.

5471
04:40:18,500 --> 04:40:20,480
Like these organic beasts.

5472
04:40:20,680 --> 04:40:21,460
Like where would they.

5473
04:40:21,560 --> 04:40:23,080
How would they survive.

5474
04:40:23,280 --> 04:40:24,520
Out in a kind of fucking.

5475
04:40:25,180 --> 04:40:26,460
Industrial space.

5476
04:40:27,620 --> 04:40:28,060
Base.

5477
04:40:28,360 --> 04:40:28,560
Do you know.

5478
04:40:28,640 --> 04:40:29,640
There's no woodland.

5479
04:40:29,640 --> 04:40:30,940
Or any sort of fucking.

5480
04:40:31,140 --> 04:40:31,800
Habitat for them.

5481
04:40:32,020 --> 04:40:32,280
Jack.

5482
04:40:32,340 --> 04:40:33,420
Thanks very much for the tip.

5483
04:40:37,980 --> 04:40:39,480
See that lad's face there.

5484
04:40:44,020 --> 04:40:44,720
Look at this lad.

5485
04:40:52,900 --> 04:40:54,780
Red eyes on everything.

5486
04:40:54,900 --> 04:40:55,300
They're like.

5487
04:40:55,480 --> 04:40:57,280
Like souped up fucking.

5488
04:40:57,480 --> 04:40:58,520
Steroid rats.

5489
04:40:58,960 --> 04:41:01,140
Like rats that are really jacked.

5490
04:41:04,780 --> 04:41:06,220
They've turned into wolf.

5491
04:41:06,340 --> 04:41:06,940
Wolf rats.

5492
04:41:19,140 --> 04:41:19,620
Okay.

5493
04:41:19,640 --> 04:41:20,440
So that's that one.

5494
04:41:21,200 --> 04:41:22,440
Just a quick perusal through.

5495
04:41:22,540 --> 04:41:23,420
See if there's any more.

5496
04:41:23,940 --> 04:41:24,980
Funny characters.

5497
04:41:26,900 --> 04:41:28,520
Just more space wasps.

5498
04:41:28,680 --> 04:41:29,580
Chem wasps.

5499
04:41:32,960 --> 04:41:34,520
Halfway through the mission here.

5500
04:41:34,520 --> 04:41:36,360
I really.

5501
04:41:36,500 --> 04:41:37,100
I wasn't.

5502
04:41:37,240 --> 04:41:38,360
I don't think I made it.

5503
04:41:38,480 --> 04:41:39,380
Into this part of the game.

5504
04:41:39,520 --> 04:41:40,540
Now you get some of these.

5505
04:41:40,660 --> 04:41:40,880
Like.

5506
04:41:41,680 --> 04:41:42,540
Super mutants.

5507
04:41:42,720 --> 04:41:43,700
From fucking Fallout.

5508
04:41:47,300 --> 04:41:47,700
Big.

5509
04:41:47,760 --> 04:41:49,000
Big green muscly butts.

5510
04:41:50,220 --> 04:41:50,860
Here we go.

5511
04:41:50,860 --> 04:41:51,360
*Fighting*

5512
04:41:52,180 --> 04:41:52,580
*Fighting*

5513
04:41:52,580 --> 04:41:53,320
*Fighting*

5514
04:41:59,440 --> 04:42:00,260
*Fighting*

5515
04:42:00,260 --> 04:42:00,880
*Fighting*

5516
04:42:01,420 --> 04:42:02,200
*Fighting*

5517
04:42:12,620 --> 04:42:13,400
*Fighting*

5518
04:42:13,700 --> 04:42:14,320
*Fighting*

5519
04:42:15,520 --> 04:42:16,220
*Fighting*

5520
04:42:17,620 --> 04:42:20,820
Alright, we can, uh, fuck the rest of that up.

5521
04:42:20,820 --> 04:42:22,720
same

5522
04:42:22,720 --> 04:42:23,800
same stuff

5523
04:42:23,800 --> 04:42:28,720
how lovely stuff

5524
04:42:28,720 --> 04:42:33,900
you could take all this

5525
04:42:33,900 --> 04:42:36,280
cut scenes and edit them into some stupid

5526
04:42:36,280 --> 04:42:37,000
kind of fucking

5527
04:42:37,000 --> 04:42:40,180
sitcom and put some canned

5528
04:42:40,180 --> 04:42:42,100
laughter to it as well and some

5529
04:42:42,100 --> 04:42:44,080
like sax music and stuff

5530
04:42:44,080 --> 04:42:46,820
woo

5531
04:42:46,820 --> 04:42:47,660
woo

5532
04:42:47,660 --> 04:42:48,220
woo

5533
04:42:48,220 --> 04:42:54,580
do you know when friends like the transitions

5534
04:42:54,580 --> 04:42:55,220
with a

5535
04:42:55,220 --> 04:42:59,760
it's exactly that sketch that was on about though

5536
04:42:59,760 --> 04:43:01,980
the president himself read your trident report

5537
04:43:01,980 --> 04:43:04,360
he always has something to say

5538
04:43:04,360 --> 04:43:05,960
about well little brother

5539
04:43:05,960 --> 04:43:08,380
looks like you've just done good again kid

5540
04:43:08,380 --> 04:43:10,400
president krieger said

5541
04:43:10,400 --> 04:43:11,900
he wants to see you later on

5542
04:43:11,900 --> 04:43:13,420
in his chem unit

5543
04:43:13,420 --> 04:43:16,160
his all night

5544
04:43:16,160 --> 04:43:17,840
chem lodge

5545
04:43:17,840 --> 04:43:23,600
president himself read your trident report

5546
04:43:23,600 --> 04:43:25,360
what did you make of those mutant ice men

5547
04:43:25,360 --> 04:43:28,000
he was as surprised as i was

5548
04:43:28,000 --> 04:43:30,340
president triton

5549
04:43:30,340 --> 04:43:31,980
it was krieger a minute ago

5550
04:43:31,980 --> 04:43:33,320
he's sending mutant ice

5551
04:43:33,320 --> 04:43:36,840
the president himself read your trident report

5552
04:43:36,840 --> 04:43:38,580
oh triton sorry triton report

5553
04:43:38,580 --> 04:43:40,200
i thought he said president triton

5554
04:43:40,200 --> 04:43:42,320
he was as surprised as i was

5555
04:43:42,320 --> 04:43:45,420
he was watching you from his chem hutch

5556
04:43:45,420 --> 04:43:47,820
he's sending a team of scientists up there to study them

5557
04:43:47,820 --> 04:43:52,460
but because of your outstanding performance he's giving you

5558
04:43:52,460 --> 04:43:53,060
another promotion

5559
04:43:53,060 --> 04:43:54,740
no

5560
04:43:54,740 --> 04:43:57,620
he's giving you a special assignment

5561
04:43:57,620 --> 04:43:59,120
oh yeah where

5562
04:43:59,120 --> 04:44:01,660
mars

5563
04:44:01,660 --> 04:44:03,700
mars

5564
04:44:03,700 --> 04:44:05,480
what about troy

5565
04:44:05,480 --> 04:44:08,340
troy's dead

5566
04:44:08,340 --> 04:44:11,220
he didn't make it

5567
04:44:11,220 --> 04:44:18,740
don't make it a mistake jack remember use everything you've got

5568
04:44:18,740 --> 04:44:26,260
including your ass to get to mars

5569
04:44:26,260 --> 04:44:27,840
get your ass to mars

5570
04:44:27,840 --> 04:44:31,700
wasn't that already a line in total recall

5571
04:44:31,700 --> 04:44:43,700
no we don't remember that we don't we don't watch movies in space i don't know what you're talking about this orb was uncovered on an archaeological

5572
04:44:43,700 --> 04:44:45,540
charles leclerc

5573
04:44:45,540 --> 04:44:49,580
you want to go to mars

5574
04:44:49,580 --> 04:44:51,820
or do you want to go to mars

5575
04:44:51,820 --> 04:44:56,000
remember use everything you've got

5576
04:44:56,000 --> 04:45:04,040
this orb was uncovered on an archaeological dig on mars

5577
04:45:04,040 --> 04:45:06,540
we think it's alien in origin

5578
04:45:06,540 --> 04:45:09,300
i guess that makes it worth a few bucks

5579
04:45:09,300 --> 04:45:11,440
yeah well we need to get you up there to bring it back

5580
04:45:11,440 --> 04:45:16,000
everyone on the dig was wiped out

5581
04:45:16,000 --> 04:45:17,480
we don't know why

5582
04:45:17,480 --> 04:45:20,120
i've got a bad feeling about this one

5583
04:45:20,120 --> 04:45:23,320
the transportation beam is having stability problem

5584
04:45:23,320 --> 04:45:31,040
ponder the orb was the direction from the director at the time obviously they're staring at nothing there

5585
04:45:31,040 --> 04:45:34,760
okay guys just ponder the orb for a moment please

5586
04:45:34,760 --> 04:45:37,580
that's where we're gonna green screen in an orb

5587
04:45:37,580 --> 04:45:40,840
it's gonna have some spinning symbology on it

5588
04:45:40,840 --> 04:45:42,160
we think it's alien

5589
04:45:42,160 --> 04:45:45,560
spinning symbol symbological orb ball

5590
04:45:45,560 --> 04:45:46,400
in origin

5591
04:45:46,400 --> 04:45:48,740
we think it's alien in origin

5592
04:45:48,740 --> 04:45:52,140
but it might just have come from argos

5593
04:45:52,140 --> 04:45:53,120
we don't know

5594
04:45:53,120 --> 04:45:55,920
thank you very much horses under starlight

5595
04:45:55,920 --> 04:45:57,020
very very kind of you

5596
04:45:57,020 --> 04:45:58,940
covered on an archaeological dig on mars

5597
04:45:58,940 --> 04:46:01,400
we think it's alien in origin

5598
04:46:01,400 --> 04:46:04,180
i guess that makes it worth a few bucks

5599
04:46:04,180 --> 04:46:06,320
yeah well we need to get you up there to bring it back

5600
04:46:06,320 --> 04:46:10,880
everyone on the dig was wiped out

5601
04:46:10,880 --> 04:46:12,360
we don't know why

5602
04:46:12,360 --> 04:46:15,060
i've got a bad feeling about this one

5603
04:46:15,060 --> 04:46:15,820
good stuff

5604
04:46:15,820 --> 04:46:18,160
the transportation beam is having stability problem

5605
04:46:18,160 --> 04:46:20,760
even if we get you up there

5606
04:46:20,760 --> 04:46:22,760
we doubt that your weapons will make it through

5607
04:46:22,920 --> 04:46:27,740
hey don't sweat it

5608
04:46:27,740 --> 04:46:31,260
give me some time to try out that new psionic

5609
04:46:31,260 --> 04:46:34,760
yeah about that psionic

5610
04:46:34,760 --> 04:46:38,260
we don't think you're ready to handle that yet

5611
04:46:38,260 --> 04:46:41,780
show us what you can do with the orb of mars

5612
04:46:41,780 --> 04:46:49,540
and if you're good president krieger is gonna come down he's gonna give you the psionic himself

5613
04:46:49,540 --> 04:47:13,880
is there a drug to psionic is it? wow they really captured mars in a big massive way

5614
04:47:13,880 --> 04:47:18,700
turns out we gave you sciatica by mistake

5615
04:47:18,700 --> 04:47:26,120
make sure you've got a copper bracelet and go see the doctor and get a prescription for some drugs

5616
04:47:26,120 --> 04:47:36,460
there's a gp on mars this practice is located somewhere beyond the dunes that you're gonna land on

5617
04:47:36,460 --> 04:47:38,260
come back

5618
04:47:38,260 --> 04:47:40,200
come back in one piece

5619
04:47:40,200 --> 04:47:44,060
well

5620
04:47:44,060 --> 04:47:46,320
looks like you got sciatica

5621
04:47:46,320 --> 04:47:54,300
what the fuck is this look? shlimer from ghostbusters is after you

5622
04:47:54,300 --> 04:47:57,600
slimeball

5623
04:47:57,600 --> 04:48:02,200
steve shlimer from microsoft is developing you

5624
04:48:02,200 --> 04:48:20,700
wow they look rubbish man they look terrible

5625
04:48:20,700 --> 04:48:28,280
digital hands back off

5626
04:48:28,280 --> 04:48:35,220
you can batter them then with this fucking thing it's a melee item

5627
04:48:35,220 --> 04:48:38,740
oh no that's the psionic is it?

5628
04:48:38,740 --> 04:48:48,300
oh boom boom boom you can collect lots of fucking health or regenerative materia after slimer's been dispatched

5629
04:48:48,300 --> 04:48:53,520
back off

5630
04:48:53,520 --> 04:49:02,880
make sure you collect enough homoerotic centralizers to come back to the camp

5631
04:49:02,880 --> 04:49:04,300
camp base with

5632
04:49:04,300 --> 04:49:11,460
well done soldier cruising on mars

5633
04:49:11,460 --> 04:49:19,940
your mission

5634
04:49:19,940 --> 04:49:24,700
your mission wants you land on mars to go cruising around for slimers

5635
04:49:24,700 --> 04:49:28,700
you take them down with your psionic charge

5636
04:49:28,700 --> 04:49:32,500
you'll be able to regenerate yourself again and again

5637
04:49:32,500 --> 04:49:34,660
don't get caught

5638
04:49:34,660 --> 04:49:36,400
continue point reached

5639
04:49:36,400 --> 04:49:37,880
it ain't legal up here

5640
04:49:37,880 --> 04:49:41,160
not like on earth

5641
04:49:41,160 --> 04:49:50,500
terrible stuff altogether it was a short mission anyway i never made it that far let's have a look and see what the cutscene was

5642
04:49:50,500 --> 04:49:52,500
antarctica is next

5643
04:49:52,500 --> 04:49:55,600
reporting

5644
04:49:55,600 --> 04:50:13,060
looks like a fucking fisher prize toy but they've utilized and pretended as some sort of sci-fi communication device

5645
04:50:13,060 --> 04:50:17,440
a b c

5646
04:50:17,440 --> 04:50:21,700
that orb little brother but orders came in that its retrieval is to remain top secret

5647
04:50:21,700 --> 04:50:26,520
my lips are sealed but i tell you one thing it did wonders for my psionics

5648
04:50:26,520 --> 04:50:31,600
you know if dad had one my lips are sealed but i tell you one thing it did wonders for my psionics

5649
04:50:31,600 --> 04:50:35,340
you know if dad had one of those orbs i bet he'd still be with us today

5650
04:50:35,340 --> 04:50:42,960
i'd like that but with great men like president krieger we can help carry on the lightstormer tradition

5651
04:50:42,960 --> 04:50:50,180
now we've got a problem down in antarctica i hope you brought your mittens

5652
04:50:50,180 --> 04:50:52,160
don't i ever get any r&r

5653
04:50:52,160 --> 04:50:56,600
we're gonna get see some i hope they show the mittens in the real

5654
04:50:56,600 --> 04:50:59,860
irl bit of the game and not just in the fucking

5655
04:50:59,860 --> 04:51:01,940
the game bit of the game

5656
04:51:01,940 --> 04:51:03,760
what do you call those three days you just had in the hospital

5657
04:51:03,760 --> 04:51:06,300
you call healing from a psionic implant a vacation

5658
04:51:06,300 --> 04:51:08,420
you're sicker than i thought

5659
04:51:08,420 --> 04:51:10,080
sir

5660
04:51:10,080 --> 04:51:12,080
vacation authorization

5661
04:51:12,080 --> 04:51:14,300
comes directly from the president

5662
04:51:14,300 --> 04:51:18,100
you know my head feels like it's reaching critical mass

5663
04:51:18,100 --> 04:51:19,580
What was that thing?

5664
04:51:19,840 --> 04:51:21,420
Something you're gonna need down there in the snow.

5665
04:51:21,440 --> 04:51:22,440
Critical ass.

5666
04:51:22,960 --> 04:51:25,120
Do you remember those mutants you discovered on Triton?

5667
04:51:25,740 --> 04:51:25,940
Yeah.

5668
04:51:26,440 --> 04:51:29,440
Those genius scientists brought a few of them to Antarctica for research.

5669
04:51:30,340 --> 04:51:31,160
Don't tell me.

5670
04:51:31,640 --> 04:51:32,560
They got a little frisky.

5671
04:51:34,280 --> 04:51:36,700
Our courts show that some of them have mastered the cyclone.

5672
04:51:38,280 --> 04:51:39,920
Hopefully they're all popsicles by now.

5673
04:51:40,700 --> 04:51:41,100
Popsicles.

5674
04:51:41,100 --> 04:51:48,480
We need you to get.

5675
04:51:48,720 --> 04:51:50,660
Okay, guys, we need you to look focused.

5676
04:51:51,160 --> 04:51:52,140
We're gonna be displaying.

5677
04:51:52,820 --> 04:51:53,360
Down there.

5678
04:51:53,520 --> 04:51:54,120
What's that?

5679
04:51:54,460 --> 04:51:54,940
Data bank.

5680
04:51:55,760 --> 04:51:56,720
CGI city.

5681
04:51:58,280 --> 04:51:59,840
Spinning data bank.

5682
04:51:59,920 --> 04:52:02,420
We need you to look like you're impressed and absorbed.

5683
04:52:03,180 --> 04:52:07,000
We need you to ponder the spinning data bank.

5684
04:52:08,200 --> 04:52:08,520
Is that a.

5685
04:52:09,040 --> 04:52:11,760
I wonder was that just like a fucking CD drive.

5686
04:52:12,540 --> 04:52:13,440
That they've modified.

5687
04:52:13,740 --> 04:52:14,260
Or a CD.

5688
04:52:14,680 --> 04:52:16,620
They've got a computer behind that.

5689
04:52:17,380 --> 04:52:18,720
Behind that wall there.

5690
04:52:19,920 --> 04:52:22,800
That has like a disc thing and they've just kind of.

5691
04:52:23,640 --> 04:52:25,300
Added a little bit of extra on it.

5692
04:52:27,400 --> 04:52:28,140
Or is there.

5693
04:52:28,200 --> 04:52:31,720
There's a fella behind it just pushing it out and then bringing it back in.

5694
04:52:31,920 --> 04:52:32,600
Is that understood?

5695
04:52:34,660 --> 04:52:35,100
Sergeant.

5696
04:52:36,260 --> 04:52:36,560
No.

5697
04:52:36,940 --> 04:52:37,760
No way.

5698
04:52:38,060 --> 04:52:38,360
Sergeant?

5699
04:52:38,820 --> 04:52:39,380
Sergeant?

5700
04:52:43,700 --> 04:52:44,300
Christ.

5701
04:52:48,700 --> 04:52:49,220
Antarctica.

5702
04:52:50,260 --> 04:52:50,700
Arctic.

5703
04:52:53,700 --> 04:52:54,100
Impressive.

5704
04:52:54,660 --> 04:52:55,800
Depends on your retrieving.

5705
04:52:57,740 --> 04:52:59,640
I do remember the Arctic level.

5706
04:52:59,740 --> 04:53:02,620
I think this was the level I couldn't get past.

5707
04:53:03,300 --> 04:53:05,380
Or I threw in the towel after this.

5708
04:53:06,900 --> 04:53:09,640
God how bored was I that I played through all this.

5709
04:53:10,560 --> 04:53:15,900
The mad situation to think about as well.

5710
04:53:17,000 --> 04:53:19,560
I really was that stuck for games at the time.

5711
04:53:19,720 --> 04:53:22,800
Like you know I probably only had three games on the PlayStation.

5712
04:53:23,460 --> 04:53:25,800
But you just you did play to death whatever you had.

5713
04:53:34,460 --> 04:53:35,980
This is a long level.

5714
04:53:35,980 --> 04:53:36,000
This is a long level.

5715
04:53:36,000 --> 04:53:37,260
Fuck that.

5716
04:53:41,420 --> 04:53:42,960
Well space food.

5717
04:53:43,960 --> 04:53:45,140
Do you enjoy your space much?

5718
04:53:45,780 --> 04:53:55,880
I like that shit.

5719
04:53:55,880 --> 04:53:55,880
I like that shit.

5720
04:53:55,880 --> 04:53:56,320
Weird food from the movie Hook.

5721
04:53:56,320 --> 04:53:56,560
Crash bandicoot.

5722
04:53:56,560 --> 04:53:57,880
Or bash cranicoot.

5723
04:53:57,960 --> 04:53:58,960
Thank you very much.

5724
04:54:01,960 --> 04:54:04,640
All the nutrients a growing boy needs.

5725
04:54:05,060 --> 04:54:05,860
Space beans.

5726
04:54:09,860 --> 04:54:10,180
Enjoy.

5727
04:54:10,180 --> 04:54:11,180
What's wrong?

5728
04:54:11,440 --> 04:54:12,840
You're not enjoying your space goo?

5729
04:54:15,060 --> 04:54:17,500
Grow up to be a big strong sergeant boy.

5730
04:54:18,160 --> 04:54:20,900
The president likes the sergeant to be strong and healthy.

5731
04:54:21,900 --> 04:54:24,380
Nothing beats a hot meal after playing in the snow.

5732
04:54:27,840 --> 04:54:30,300
Nothing beats a hot meal after playing in the snow.

5733
04:54:31,000 --> 04:54:31,640
This might.

5734
04:54:33,020 --> 04:54:35,380
Nothing beats a hot meal after playing in the snow.

5735
04:54:36,100 --> 04:54:36,740
This might.

5736
04:54:38,060 --> 04:54:40,460
Nothing beats a hot meal after playing in the snow.

5737
04:54:41,200 --> 04:54:41,820
This might.

5738
04:54:42,600 --> 04:54:42,880
Here.

5739
04:54:43,180 --> 04:54:43,960
You're going to need it.

5740
04:54:44,740 --> 04:54:45,220
We're shipping you.

5741
04:54:45,220 --> 04:54:46,600
Everything has something.

5742
04:54:46,960 --> 04:54:48,020
You're going to need this.

5743
04:54:48,700 --> 04:54:53,700
And we've got the water bottle with the active sports cap.

5744
04:54:53,800 --> 04:54:56,120
But it's been spray painted silver yet again.

5745
04:54:56,180 --> 04:54:56,840
Makes another.

5746
04:54:58,060 --> 04:54:58,540
Appearance.

5747
04:54:58,600 --> 04:54:58,920
It was.

5748
04:54:59,920 --> 04:55:01,020
Kind of suggested.

5749
04:55:01,240 --> 04:55:02,880
It was like a space beer.

5750
04:55:03,080 --> 04:55:03,460
Or Iran.

5751
04:55:03,540 --> 04:55:03,680
So.

5752
04:55:04,420 --> 04:55:05,220
Maybe he's playing.

5753
04:55:05,360 --> 04:55:06,860
Maybe he's having a beer with the dinner.

5754
04:55:06,960 --> 04:55:07,440
I'm not sure.

5755
04:55:07,580 --> 04:55:08,200
Take you to the moon of Io.

5756
04:55:09,340 --> 04:55:09,660
No.

5757
04:55:09,760 --> 04:55:10,160
Take you.

5758
04:55:10,260 --> 04:55:11,420
Take you to the moon and back.

5759
04:55:11,860 --> 04:55:12,540
If you'll be.

5760
04:55:12,900 --> 04:55:14,160
If you'll be my baby.

5761
04:55:14,580 --> 04:55:15,840
I heard it's got a great view of Jupiter.

5762
04:55:16,180 --> 04:55:17,260
Well not where you're going.

5763
04:55:18,040 --> 04:55:22,780
Seems that a few greedy members of the Jovian crime family have decided to take control of the sulfurine mines.

5764
04:55:23,340 --> 04:55:24,660
Why don't we just vaporize the whole moon?

5765
04:55:25,200 --> 04:55:26,660
Then where would we get the sulfurine to produce.

5766
04:55:26,840 --> 04:55:30,080
You may vaporize dissidents down in Alpha Centauri.

5767
04:55:30,680 --> 04:55:31,460
But around here.

5768
04:55:31,900 --> 04:55:33,300
We do things by the book.

5769
04:55:33,440 --> 04:55:34,860
Produce the antimatter for our weapons.

5770
04:55:36,460 --> 04:55:37,300
Got a good point.

5771
04:55:37,780 --> 04:55:39,460
Don't forget to send me a postcard.

5772
04:55:44,080 --> 04:55:46,360
Don't forget to send me a postcard from Uranus.

5773
04:55:47,620 --> 04:55:48,680
Go get him chief.

5774
04:55:52,240 --> 04:55:56,000
Heard some tortured screams out of that beast.

5775
04:55:56,120 --> 04:55:56,800
Whatever he was.

5776
04:55:58,320 --> 04:55:59,160
Have a listen to that.

5777
04:56:10,280 --> 04:56:11,380
Lovely stuff.

5778
04:56:12,480 --> 04:56:15,180
We get the gist of that level there.

5779
04:56:15,720 --> 04:56:17,200
Looks like there's a boss here maybe.

5780
04:56:17,200 --> 04:56:19,700
Who's this guy look?

5781
04:56:20,700 --> 04:56:22,200
Our first humanoid.

5782
04:56:31,260 --> 04:56:31,780
Splatterhouse.

5783
04:56:35,820 --> 04:56:43,000
It's like the same badge for every rank so far.

5784
04:56:45,320 --> 04:56:47,800
You're the finest stormer our academies produce Jack.

5785
04:56:48,620 --> 04:56:50,080
Your father would have been proud.

5786
04:56:51,700 --> 04:56:52,360
Thank you sir.

5787
04:56:54,440 --> 04:56:55,360
What's wrong lieutenant?

5788
04:56:56,580 --> 04:57:03,180
I'm just sorry that Sergeant Alexander didn't make it this far.

5789
04:57:03,260 --> 04:57:08,300
And I don't understand why my brother isn't here to see this.

5790
04:57:09,380 --> 04:57:09,860
Sir.

5791
04:57:10,640 --> 04:57:11,700
Your brother is dead.

5792
04:57:11,700 --> 04:57:11,700
Your brother is dead.

5793
04:57:11,700 --> 04:57:12,820
Well.

5794
04:57:12,820 --> 04:57:15,100
He's on special assignment son.

5795
04:57:15,220 --> 04:57:17,580
I've sent him to New Atlantis for R&R.

5796
04:57:17,660 --> 04:57:20,080
And now I'm ordering you there to join him.

5797
04:57:20,140 --> 04:57:21,180
R&R?

5798
04:57:21,400 --> 04:57:21,780
Sir.

5799
04:57:21,860 --> 04:57:22,360
Yes sir.

5800
04:57:23,440 --> 04:57:24,100
R&R?

5801
04:57:24,360 --> 04:57:24,700
What?

5802
04:57:24,700 --> 04:57:27,240
He's on special assignment son.

5803
04:57:27,340 --> 04:57:29,700
I've sent him to New Atlantis for R&R.

5804
04:57:29,760 --> 04:57:32,200
And now I'm ordering you there to join him.

5805
04:57:32,720 --> 04:57:33,320
R&R?

5806
04:57:33,620 --> 04:57:34,220
Sir yes sir.

5807
04:57:34,220 --> 04:57:34,280
Oh.

5808
04:57:34,560 --> 04:57:35,100
R&R.

5809
04:57:35,100 --> 04:57:35,320
Sir.

5810
04:57:37,080 --> 04:57:37,600
Sir.

5811
04:57:37,900 --> 04:57:39,040
Priority one emergency.

5812
04:57:39,600 --> 04:57:42,060
The power reactor on New Atlantis has gone super critical.

5813
04:57:42,780 --> 04:57:43,700
Looks like sabotage.

5814
04:57:44,120 --> 04:57:46,700
Security's been wiped out and I'm 50 clicks from the nearest teleporter.

5815
04:57:47,240 --> 04:57:48,560
I look like Val Kilmer.

5816
04:57:48,900 --> 04:57:50,680
And my brother looks like Charles Leclerc.

5817
04:57:51,380 --> 04:57:52,420
Looks like sabotage.

5818
04:57:53,120 --> 04:57:54,340
Security's been wiped out and I'm...

5819
04:57:54,340 --> 04:57:56,740
I'm wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

5820
04:57:59,020 --> 04:58:01,260
I'm hanging out with a bunch of strong guys.

5821
04:58:03,200 --> 04:58:04,280
How about we link up?

5822
04:58:04,280 --> 04:58:05,760
I'm 50 clicks from the nearest teleporter.

5823
04:58:06,360 --> 04:58:11,620
We need someone to get in here, kick ass, and get the core shut down ASAP before it goes to meltdown.

5824
04:58:11,760 --> 04:58:13,280
What's the quickest way to the teleporter sir?

5825
04:58:13,440 --> 04:58:15,100
I happen to be familiar with these reactors.

5826
04:58:15,640 --> 04:58:16,700
Core goes to meltdown.

5827
04:58:16,840 --> 04:58:18,360
What's the quickest way to the teleporter sir?

5828
04:58:18,540 --> 04:58:20,180
I happen to be familiar with these reactors.

5829
04:58:20,980 --> 04:58:23,160
Look for the cooling valves in the side rooms.

5830
04:58:23,160 --> 04:58:27,320
This is the president now getting all hands on.

5831
04:58:27,660 --> 04:58:29,860
Like, he's doing a bit of work now.

5832
04:58:30,380 --> 04:58:35,560
Shit must have hit the fan if this fellow's beginning to get his hands dirty and he's getting hands on like.

5833
04:58:35,820 --> 04:58:37,420
I happen to be familiar with these reactors.

5834
04:58:38,320 --> 04:58:40,420
Look for the cooling valves in the side rooms.

5835
04:58:40,840 --> 04:58:42,400
There's a side hatch.

5836
04:58:43,220 --> 04:58:46,600
You need to retrieve the suppository from the side hatch.

5837
04:58:46,600 --> 04:58:49,200
We'll buy you enough time to get to the teleporter in the center core.

5838
04:58:49,280 --> 04:58:51,460
Now you get there and we'll transmit you out.

5839
04:58:51,780 --> 04:58:52,600
Good luck, Lieutenant.

5840
04:58:57,980 --> 04:58:58,600
Side hatches.

5841
04:58:59,480 --> 04:59:00,200
Hard R.

5842
04:59:00,640 --> 04:59:02,320
Chem hatches in side rooms.

5843
04:59:02,700 --> 04:59:03,660
Hawaiian shirts.

5844
04:59:05,600 --> 04:59:06,600
Hard R.

5845
04:59:06,600 --> 04:59:10,980
So that was R&R.

5846
04:59:11,080 --> 04:59:13,300
So that was why your man had the Hawaiian shirt.

5847
04:59:14,460 --> 04:59:16,980
It was a bit of hard relaxation.

5848
04:59:29,940 --> 04:59:31,320
Lovely bit of lighting there.

5849
04:59:32,200 --> 04:59:32,920
Great studio.

5850
04:59:33,880 --> 04:59:36,360
As soon as you lower this force field, there'll be hell to pay.

5851
04:59:37,000 --> 04:59:41,140
Hell was already paid, Lieutenant, by the innocent thousands who died on New Atlantis.

5852
04:59:42,680 --> 04:59:43,580
Where's my brother?

5853
04:59:44,740 --> 04:59:45,720
We locked onto the...

5854
04:59:45,720 --> 04:59:48,160
Mr. Bean's after you.

5855
04:59:48,240 --> 04:59:48,840
New Atlantis.

5856
04:59:50,380 --> 04:59:51,260
Where's my brother?

5857
04:59:51,260 --> 04:59:55,620
We locked onto the coordinates, but we were only able to pull you out.

5858
04:59:56,820 --> 04:59:57,560
He's dead?

5859
05:00:00,060 --> 05:00:00,540
Murdered.

5860
05:00:00,860 --> 05:00:02,700
Like all those who died in the blast.

5861
05:00:03,400 --> 05:00:04,740
Who the hell did this?

5862
05:00:05,000 --> 05:00:06,160
Think about it, Jack.

5863
05:00:06,700 --> 05:00:09,300
You get to the core of the reactor and there's no teleporter.

5864
05:00:09,620 --> 05:00:10,600
No exit whatsoever.

5865
05:00:11,560 --> 05:00:13,020
Is that your idea of R&R?

5866
05:00:13,860 --> 05:00:16,460
You're trying to tell me that President Krieger set me up.

5867
05:00:16,960 --> 05:00:17,820
One of his own men?

5868
05:00:18,280 --> 05:00:20,480
His lust for power started long ago.

5869
05:00:21,420 --> 05:00:23,920
Now that he's got the orb and the genetic databank,

5870
05:00:23,920 --> 05:00:26,780
he'll create his own army of mutants and have unlimited power.

5871
05:00:27,740 --> 05:00:29,060
He's got to be stopped.

5872
05:00:31,080 --> 05:00:31,800
Why me?

5873
05:00:32,740 --> 05:00:37,140
We've been scanning the solar system for someone with strength, wisdom, and integrity.

5874
05:00:37,720 --> 05:00:40,200
Someone we could trust with man's most powerful weapon.

5875
05:00:41,340 --> 05:00:44,580
We're with the Alliance of Democracy, Jack, and we need your help.

5876
05:00:47,580 --> 05:00:50,020
You are now in the crystal ass, maids.

5877
05:00:50,020 --> 05:00:52,460
If you are truly committed to defending global democracy,

5878
05:00:52,880 --> 05:00:55,620
then join us to disrupt Krieger's plans for domination.

5879
05:00:58,560 --> 05:00:59,740
What is this great weapon?

5880
05:01:00,600 --> 05:01:03,340
An enhanced psionic, known as Terra Blast.

5881
05:01:03,780 --> 05:01:05,260
The procedure only takes ten minutes.

5882
05:01:06,160 --> 05:01:08,960
We've already broken the codes to get you into a sorbiting habitat.

5883
05:01:09,960 --> 05:01:10,660
Bring him to us.

5884
05:01:11,400 --> 05:01:13,880
We'll be a lot fairer to him than he was to your brother.

5885
05:01:13,880 --> 05:01:37,980
Krieger's after you.

5886
05:01:37,980 --> 05:01:40,720
Terra Blast.

5887
05:01:40,720 --> 05:01:47,680
Straight out the box.

5888
05:01:47,840 --> 05:01:49,880
He's up against it straight off the bat.

5889
05:01:50,460 --> 05:01:54,680
First door opens and he has to whip out the Terra Blast.

5890
05:01:59,560 --> 05:02:01,840
Thank you very much, Rusty Bullet Hole.

5891
05:02:02,880 --> 05:02:05,520
You have selected Terra Blast.

5892
05:02:08,160 --> 05:02:09,080
Penetrate Krieger.

5893
05:02:09,240 --> 05:02:09,760
Got it.

5894
05:02:09,760 --> 05:02:11,760
*Scoffs*

5895
05:02:11,760 --> 05:02:13,300
*Dying on a

5896
05:02:13,300 --> 05:02:14,300
*Chuckles*

5897
05:02:14,300 --> 05:02:15,760
*Croars into laughter*

5898
05:02:15,760 --> 05:02:17,220
*Dying on a

5899
05:02:17,220 --> 05:02:19,220
*Blood*

5900
05:02:19,220 --> 05:02:20,220
*Blood*

5901
05:02:20,220 --> 05:02:21,220
*Blood*

5902
05:02:21,220 --> 05:02:22,220
*Blood*

5903
05:02:22,220 --> 05:02:23,220
*Blood*

5904
05:02:23,220 --> 05:02:24,220
*Blood*

5905
05:02:24,220 --> 05:02:25,220
*Blood*

5906
05:02:25,220 --> 05:02:27,220
*Blood*

5907
05:02:27,220 --> 05:02:28,220
*Blood*

5908
05:02:28,220 --> 05:02:29,220
*Blood*

5909
05:02:29,220 --> 05:02:30,220
*Blood*

5910
05:02:30,220 --> 05:02:31,220
*Blood*

5911
05:02:31,220 --> 05:02:32,220
*Blood*

5912
05:02:32,220 --> 05:02:33,220
*Blood*

5913
05:02:33,220 --> 05:02:35,220
*Blood*

5914
05:02:35,220 --> 05:02:36,220
*Blood*

5915
05:02:36,220 --> 05:02:38,220
*Blood*

5916
05:02:38,220 --> 05:02:39,220
*Blood*

5917
05:02:39,220 --> 05:02:40,220
*Blood*

5918
05:02:40,220 --> 05:02:41,220
*Blood*

5919
05:02:41,220 --> 05:02:42,180
*Ew*

5920
05:02:46,620 --> 05:02:47,320
*Ew*

5921
05:02:48,620 --> 05:02:49,620
*Ew*

5922
05:02:54,900 --> 05:02:56,020
Health boost not needed.

5923
05:03:08,020 --> 05:03:08,720
*Ew*

5924
05:03:09,780 --> 05:03:11,260
Picked up cyclone ammo.

5925
05:03:12,080 --> 05:03:15,140
The penetration mission sounds like it's going well.

5926
05:03:22,820 --> 05:03:23,920
Sciatica blaster.

5927
05:03:25,120 --> 05:03:27,160
Wow, we got a close-up of your man there, look.

5928
05:03:29,320 --> 05:03:31,360
You Krauser'd your Krieger.

5929
05:03:34,100 --> 05:03:38,160
You got a new sciatica blast, which penetrates walls.

5930
05:03:38,160 --> 05:03:41,820
Wall of Demons and Krieger.

5931
05:03:46,360 --> 05:03:50,120
The sciatica references, they keep on going on in the game.

5932
05:03:51,820 --> 05:03:55,320
You've been given a sciatic charge or something.

5933
05:03:56,020 --> 05:03:57,180
I don't know what the fuck's going on.

5934
05:03:57,700 --> 05:04:00,540
This is the first level that I've been intrigued about, though.

5935
05:04:01,340 --> 05:04:03,840
The rest of them, they look a little bit rubbish, but I mean,

5936
05:04:03,980 --> 05:04:07,440
I'm enjoying the pace and ferocity of this one.

5937
05:04:07,440 --> 05:04:19,520
Great stuff.

5938
05:04:21,120 --> 05:04:23,080
That's where my interest peaks.

5939
05:04:23,160 --> 05:04:24,420
I'm afraid that's the end of that.

5940
05:04:29,540 --> 05:04:33,520
Lovely little patch of grass out here and a path.

5941
05:04:34,480 --> 05:04:35,800
Probably some plants and stuff.

5942
05:04:36,340 --> 05:04:40,760
Probably like a relaxation area or something.

5943
05:04:42,820 --> 05:04:45,200
Do a bit of meditation or a bit of fucking...

5944
05:04:45,200 --> 05:04:47,600
What's that one that everyone goes on about?

5945
05:04:47,760 --> 05:04:48,280
Mindfulness.

5946
05:04:51,280 --> 05:04:53,900
These are the days before mindfulness was invented.

5947
05:04:54,120 --> 05:04:54,640
1996.

5948
05:05:00,080 --> 05:05:02,760
Maybe it was, but it was just called something different then.

5949
05:05:04,900 --> 05:05:05,360
You got...

5950
05:05:05,360 --> 05:05:07,020
In the pyramid section.

5951
05:05:07,220 --> 05:05:07,360
We're in the...

5952
05:05:08,820 --> 05:05:09,660
Just wait.

5953
05:05:09,720 --> 05:05:13,240
Just wait until you get into the ancient Egypt section of the space base.

5954
05:05:13,240 --> 05:05:37,740
Great music.

5955
05:05:38,120 --> 05:05:38,520
It's...

5956
05:05:38,520 --> 05:05:39,880
I had a lot going for it.

5957
05:05:39,880 --> 05:05:40,480
Look at this.

5958
05:05:40,540 --> 05:05:42,860
How are you going to deal with this many lads in one room?

5959
05:05:43,520 --> 05:05:45,460
If there was ever a time to get that fucking...

5960
05:05:46,600 --> 05:05:48,980
Biotic charge or fucking whatever it is.

5961
05:05:49,040 --> 05:05:49,460
Penetra...

5962
05:05:49,460 --> 05:05:50,340
Wall penetrator.

5963
05:05:50,680 --> 05:05:51,240
It's now.

5964
05:05:53,240 --> 05:05:54,420
There you go.

5965
05:05:56,500 --> 05:05:58,620
Such a fast weapon select.

5966
05:05:58,700 --> 05:06:00,200
I didn't even see what he chose there.

5967
05:06:01,280 --> 05:06:01,740
Look at that.

5968
05:06:02,900 --> 05:06:04,000
AM blaster.

5969
05:06:04,780 --> 05:06:06,920
I wonder if they used the Terra blaster for this.

5970
05:06:06,920 --> 05:06:34,960
Level complete. Mission complete.

5971
05:06:34,960 --> 05:06:53,720
Complete. Thank you very much, Tuborg Bather. Thank you very much.

5972
05:06:53,720 --> 05:07:10,620
Hey, Krieger's after you. He looks like someone familiar. He looks a little bit like Trapatino.

5973
05:07:13,360 --> 05:07:24,800
Before the island, he got the job. Traps after you. Trapatino is coming around later on, man.

5974
05:07:25,940 --> 05:07:27,080
Heather Krieger.

5975
05:07:28,080 --> 05:07:32,100
Lieutenant, I'm very impressed. I thought you died with the rest of it.

5976
05:07:33,580 --> 05:07:39,500
So, what do you think of the extra... Trapatino, I said. It's Trapatoni.

5977
05:07:42,240 --> 05:07:43,760
Giovanni Trapatino.

5978
05:07:44,760 --> 05:07:46,380
I think it's a perfect fit.

5979
05:07:47,980 --> 05:07:53,360
You know, I remember when I requested the funds for a teleporter that looked like my office.

5980
05:07:54,260 --> 05:07:56,600
The bean counters thought that I was just acting paranoid.

5981
05:07:56,980 --> 05:07:58,700
The bean counters, he just said.

5982
05:08:01,760 --> 05:08:07,100
You know, I remember when I requested the funds for a teleporter that looked like my office.

5983
05:08:07,800 --> 05:08:10,540
The bean counters thought that I was just acting paranoid.

5984
05:08:10,540 --> 05:08:17,320
Of course, once it was completed, I needed absolute secrecy.

5985
05:08:18,180 --> 05:08:22,340
So, I had them, shall I say, extracted from office.

5986
05:08:24,200 --> 05:08:24,840
Trapacino.

5987
05:08:26,840 --> 05:08:28,420
Emperor Trapatine.

5988
05:08:28,580 --> 05:08:30,900
Somebody tips. Trapatine.

5989
05:08:31,260 --> 05:08:33,560
Yeah, what's quite comfortable, actually.

5990
05:08:33,920 --> 05:08:35,040
Extracted secrecy.

5991
05:08:35,120 --> 05:08:35,840
With Toney.

5992
05:08:35,840 --> 05:08:40,140
So, I had them, shall I say, extracted from office.

5993
05:08:40,140 --> 05:08:41,600
Yeah?

5994
05:08:42,060 --> 05:08:43,720
Well, it's quite comfortable, actually.

5995
05:08:44,660 --> 05:08:46,620
I'm thinking about getting one for the barracks.

5996
05:08:48,320 --> 05:08:49,540
Just like your father.

5997
05:08:50,440 --> 05:08:51,420
I'm disrespectful.

5998
05:08:53,460 --> 05:08:55,080
He tried to stop me once, too.

5999
05:08:56,100 --> 05:09:03,260
He was the only one that figured out that I was looking a lot further down the line than just being some sad sex stormer.

6000
05:09:03,260 --> 05:09:08,700
You see, he found out that I was hunting for the orb in my spare time.

6001
05:09:09,340 --> 05:09:11,500
He was orb hunting in his spare days.

6002
05:09:12,820 --> 05:09:14,440
Bertie Boo Boo, thank you very much.

6003
05:09:14,840 --> 05:09:16,020
Extract a Toney.

6004
05:09:17,360 --> 05:09:23,600
I think when I said Trapatino, some people actually forgot that his real name was Trapatoni as well.

6005
05:09:23,800 --> 05:09:25,800
And were even saying, yeah, it's Trapatino.

6006
05:09:25,800 --> 05:09:32,580
Like, that's how convinced people were that he was Giovanni Trapatino.

6007
05:09:34,640 --> 05:09:35,340
Of course.

6008
05:09:35,680 --> 05:09:36,660
You're not an orb hunter.

6009
05:09:36,820 --> 05:09:37,320
No, I'm not.

6010
05:09:37,860 --> 05:09:40,600
I was hunting for the orb in my spare time.

6011
05:09:40,600 --> 05:09:42,460
Of course.

6012
05:09:42,460 --> 05:09:42,460
Of course.

6013
05:09:43,200 --> 05:09:49,480
When he threatened to unmask me, I had a few terrorists pay him a visit.

6014
05:09:51,020 --> 05:09:52,600
You son of a...

6015
05:09:52,600 --> 05:10:05,300
Well, Stormer.

6016
05:10:07,400 --> 05:10:09,880
Let's see how you match up with my little toy.

6017
05:10:09,880 --> 05:10:10,540
Okay.

6018
05:10:10,540 --> 05:10:12,820
Labour leader Keir Stormer.

6019
05:10:13,880 --> 05:10:15,420
He's got a little toy look.

6020
05:10:15,480 --> 05:10:18,120
He's doing a bit of is it safe action now.

6021
05:10:20,040 --> 05:10:20,620
Let's see.

6022
05:10:21,460 --> 05:10:23,360
Trapatoni gone wild.

6023
05:10:24,360 --> 05:10:26,400
See how you match up with my little toy.

6024
05:10:27,620 --> 05:10:29,360
I'm gonna play you on the wing.

6025
05:10:30,080 --> 05:10:32,400
You see, I'm not just going to kill you.

6026
05:10:33,780 --> 05:10:36,800
I'm going into that precious brain of yours.

6027
05:10:37,540 --> 05:10:43,600
And I'm going to extract that terror blast your friends at the Alliance gave you.

6028
05:10:45,500 --> 05:10:51,820
I understand that the extractor can be a little disconcerting to the thought process.

6029
05:10:53,240 --> 05:10:54,780
I'd offer you...

6030
05:10:54,780 --> 05:10:56,360
You're gonna tell more lies, are you?

6031
05:10:56,360 --> 05:10:58,400
...a couple of aspirin, but...

6032
05:10:58,400 --> 05:10:59,340
Yes.

6033
05:10:59,340 --> 05:10:59,820
...I'm...

6034
05:10:59,820 --> 05:11:02,580
The safe word is terror blast.

6035
05:11:02,760 --> 05:11:04,580
...not authorized to prescribe medication.

6036
05:11:05,580 --> 05:11:09,460
A lovely, lovely bit of evil giggle there as well.

6037
05:11:09,760 --> 05:11:10,480
Giggle's worth.

6038
05:11:12,480 --> 05:11:14,000
Prescribe medication.

6039
05:11:16,100 --> 05:11:18,720
I'm not authorized to prescribe medication.

6040
05:11:18,860 --> 05:11:23,760
I'm not authorized to prescribe medication.

6041
05:11:26,760 --> 05:11:28,200
Think good thoughts.

6042
05:11:32,040 --> 05:11:32,660
Oh, God.

6043
05:11:32,660 --> 05:11:34,800
Welcome to your own worst...

6044
05:11:34,800 --> 05:11:37,800
What possibly could this level be?

6045
05:11:37,800 --> 05:11:39,960
...nightmare.

6046
05:11:39,960 --> 05:11:43,860
You might as well save us both the effort and give up without a fight.

6047
05:11:46,540 --> 05:11:49,300
Why would you give your enemy the option of...

6048
05:11:49,300 --> 05:11:51,300
...you know, you just kill them there and then...

6049
05:11:51,300 --> 05:11:53,500
...probably he wants to get something out of his mind, is it?

6050
05:11:53,500 --> 05:11:55,180
So this is your dream now.

6051
05:11:55,180 --> 05:11:55,880
You're in a dream.

6052
05:11:55,880 --> 05:11:56,200
...

6053
05:11:56,200 --> 05:11:56,480
...

6054
05:11:56,480 --> 05:11:57,100
...

6055
05:11:57,100 --> 05:11:57,700
...

6056
05:11:57,700 --> 05:12:19,700
What enemies have they cooked up here? You have been terror blasted. I can see something

6057
05:12:19,700 --> 05:12:30,420
in the back of beyond there like a hovering brain. It's like a fucking clamshell, like a cybernetic clamshell.

6058
05:12:32,260 --> 05:12:35,140
It fires pearls of fucking pain at you.

6059
05:12:47,380 --> 05:13:15,380
We'll skip this. Skip this shite man. Back to Trappetoni. Trappuccino. What are these guys like? Wow. Fucking hell.

6060
05:13:17,060 --> 05:13:19,060
*Dramatic music*

6061
05:13:19,060 --> 05:13:21,060
*Dramatic music*

6062
05:13:21,060 --> 05:13:23,060
*Dramatic music*

6063
05:13:23,060 --> 05:13:25,060
*Dramatic music*

6064
05:13:25,060 --> 05:13:27,060
*Dramatic music*

6065
05:13:27,060 --> 05:13:29,060
I fell right into a trap, can you get me outta here?

6066
05:13:29,060 --> 05:13:29,060
The whole-

6067
05:13:29,060 --> 05:13:31,060
I fell right into trap at Tony's trap.

6068
05:13:31,060 --> 05:13:32,060
The whole area-

6069
05:13:32,060 --> 05:13:35,060
I've just bumped into trap. Can you believe this?

6070
05:13:35,060 --> 05:13:37,060
*Dramatic music*

6071
05:13:37,060 --> 05:13:39,060
I fell right into a trap, can you get me outta here?

6072
05:13:39,060 --> 05:13:41,060
The whole area is shielded, we can't lock onto you.

6073
05:13:41,060 --> 05:13:43,060
But there's a teleporter at the gate to the prison.

6074
05:13:43,060 --> 05:13:45,060
Get there, and I'll bring you back here.

6075
05:13:45,060 --> 05:13:48,060
Yeah, well when I get there, I'm going straight for Krieger!

6076
05:13:48,060 --> 05:13:50,060
*Dramatic music*

6077
05:13:50,060 --> 05:13:51,060
The prison call-

6078
05:13:51,060 --> 05:13:53,060
Krieger's fucked.

6079
05:13:53,060 --> 05:13:55,060
*Dramatic music*

6080
05:13:55,060 --> 05:13:59,060
Okay, Trapped in Chino, thank you very much for the tip there.

6081
05:13:59,060 --> 05:14:03,060
This has 68,888 views.

6082
05:14:03,060 --> 05:14:07,060
Though it's not just me that has memories of this game.

6083
05:14:07,060 --> 05:14:09,060
Dry Canyon divided by security gates.

6084
05:14:09,060 --> 05:14:12,060
It goes on forever, so follow the service road.

6085
05:14:12,060 --> 05:14:15,060
But you may have to look for alternate ways around some of the gates.

6086
05:14:15,060 --> 05:14:17,060
*Dramatic music*

6087
05:14:17,060 --> 05:14:19,060
*Dramatic music*

6088
05:14:19,060 --> 05:14:31,560
I can get out onto the road look.

6089
05:14:43,060 --> 05:14:44,760
Is this meant to be earth-like?

6090
05:14:46,260 --> 05:14:48,060
Roads and stuff.

6091
05:14:48,060 --> 05:14:53,480
Or they've just developed a new fucking society out on another planet.

6092
05:14:56,960 --> 05:14:59,620
Whatever has happened, I'm skipping it.

6093
05:15:00,740 --> 05:15:02,120
Because it's shite.

6094
05:15:02,360 --> 05:15:03,880
Thank you very much there, DPRA.

6095
05:15:05,840 --> 05:15:09,520
I haven't seen Trapptoni's press conference meltdown.

6096
05:15:10,940 --> 05:15:13,900
Is it when he's the Bayern Munich manager?

6097
05:15:13,900 --> 05:15:15,300
I think I've seen that.

6098
05:15:15,540 --> 05:15:18,320
Back when he was feisty enough.

6099
05:15:26,220 --> 05:15:27,960
I have seen it.

6100
05:15:28,600 --> 05:15:30,380
Is he talking in German in it?

6101
05:15:38,380 --> 05:15:39,500
Oh, oh, oh.

6102
05:15:40,160 --> 05:15:41,020
I thought I could hear there.

6103
05:15:41,380 --> 05:15:42,740
There was no cutscene there.

6104
05:15:42,840 --> 05:15:44,740
It was just straight on to the next level.

6105
05:15:44,840 --> 05:15:46,400
They've run out of budget at this stage.

6106
05:15:46,520 --> 05:15:50,000
I want to see what the big Krieger bomb is at the end.

6107
05:15:50,000 --> 05:15:50,480
Complete.

6108
05:15:54,280 --> 05:16:03,100
Now that free elections have been held, as new president of United Earth, I'm proud to promote you to commander of the Lightstormer forces and keeper of the orb.

6109
05:16:04,560 --> 05:16:05,720
Keeper of the orb.

6110
05:16:09,520 --> 05:16:10,140
All right.

6111
05:16:10,440 --> 05:16:11,300
Didn't see that coming.

6112
05:16:15,300 --> 05:16:17,320
See, he gets his power off the orb.

6113
05:16:17,860 --> 05:16:19,420
To do some mad shifting.

6114
05:16:31,240 --> 05:16:33,020
Sensual orb touching.

6115
05:16:36,020 --> 05:16:37,920
That's like a Simpsons ending or something.

6116
05:16:38,040 --> 05:16:39,660
The music, the refrain at the end.

6117
05:16:49,580 --> 05:16:53,640
And a suspect kind of image on the orb that he's touching there.

6118
05:16:53,680 --> 05:16:59,160
I don't know if it's registering with ye, but there's definitely a symbol there that looks.

6119
05:16:59,600 --> 05:17:06,840
So maybe there's a message being sent to us that it's like, yeah, he is straight actually after all.

6120
05:17:07,300 --> 05:17:09,360
But then why is he touching the orb?

6121
05:17:09,500 --> 05:17:11,700
And why is there a picture of that on the orb as well?

6122
05:17:13,700 --> 05:17:18,300
It's like a secret, a secret message for the boys.

6123
05:17:21,300 --> 05:17:22,020
Fuck no.

6124
05:17:22,220 --> 05:17:24,100
Heavy audio there.

6125
05:17:27,500 --> 05:17:28,500
A lot of questions.

6126
05:17:29,620 --> 05:17:30,660
Fuck all answers.

6127
05:17:36,660 --> 05:17:37,740
Impressive.

6128
05:17:37,740 --> 05:17:37,740
Impressive.

6129
05:17:38,260 --> 05:17:39,920
Now try hard mode.

6130
05:17:40,280 --> 05:17:40,800
Continue.

6131
05:17:42,800 --> 05:17:45,680
Fit a hard R&R later on at the spa.

6132
05:17:48,940 --> 05:17:50,220
Insomniac Games.

6133
05:18:03,100 --> 05:18:04,260
Mikey John.

6134
05:18:05,420 --> 05:18:06,880
What's the producer's name?

6135
05:18:09,640 --> 05:18:10,240
Hardwick.

6136
05:18:14,800 --> 05:18:19,560
What a, what an absolute tour de force of a game.

6137
05:18:19,560 --> 05:18:37,840
I can't believe they had quality assurance in the credits there.

6138
05:18:38,980 --> 05:18:43,660
What was the quality that they were assured of before going on sale?

6139
05:18:45,040 --> 05:18:49,580
And when were those quality assurance team where they paced at the time?

6140
05:18:49,580 --> 05:19:18,380
Peter Hancock.

6141
05:19:18,380 --> 05:19:22,640
Did the screenplay?

6142
05:19:22,700 --> 05:19:23,360
He wrote it.

6143
05:19:23,420 --> 05:19:24,240
Peter Hancock.

6144
05:19:41,340 --> 05:19:43,820
He's known for Killer Deal,

6145
05:19:44,320 --> 05:19:45,160
The Cold Blue,

6146
05:19:45,400 --> 05:19:47,420
and Tornado Alley.

6147
05:19:47,420 --> 05:19:54,360
He was a producer on Anne Frank's Holocaust.

6148
05:19:57,300 --> 05:20:02,320
He's done a 9-11 documentary that only got 6.2 stars.

6149
05:20:03,460 --> 05:20:06,180
What Went Down, Hitler's Hidden Holocaust,

6150
05:20:07,240 --> 05:20:12,180
Unsolved History, Scrapbooks from Hell, the Auschwitz Albums.

6151
05:20:17,180 --> 05:20:18,260
Conquistador.

6152
05:20:20,520 --> 05:20:23,320
Doesn't say anything about games here.

6153
05:20:25,620 --> 05:20:27,700
He was into it big time.

6154
05:20:29,060 --> 05:20:30,920
Dark stuff.

6155
05:20:32,700 --> 05:20:36,200
His back catalogue is pretty dark enough, to be honest.

6156
05:20:36,200 --> 05:20:38,380
Pearl Harbor Declassified.

6157
05:20:39,040 --> 05:20:40,700
Crimes of the Century.

6158
05:20:42,340 --> 05:20:47,140
A fucking German one just called Gestaltung des Bösen.

6159
05:20:47,780 --> 05:20:50,040
Holocaust Mitendrian.

6160
05:20:53,960 --> 05:20:57,460
Just one called What Went Down?

6161
05:20:58,040 --> 05:20:59,800
Five stars TV series.

6162
05:21:07,380 --> 05:21:10,900
Doesn't he like anything from the Allied side?

6163
05:21:11,520 --> 05:21:15,960
It doesn't seem to be part of his interests.

6164
05:21:15,960 --> 05:21:24,300
It wasn't just orbs he was into.

6165
05:21:25,440 --> 05:21:27,660
What was that fucking shite about at the end?

6166
05:21:27,800 --> 05:21:29,060
Why was he touching the orb?

6167
05:21:29,160 --> 05:21:33,400
Like, what was the orb giving him when he was shifting the woman?

6168
05:21:34,540 --> 05:21:35,580
I didn't have that.

6169
05:21:35,660 --> 05:21:37,120
I didn't see that on the cards.

6170
05:21:37,280 --> 05:21:37,700
The shifting.

6171
05:21:38,700 --> 05:21:40,100
Or even them getting together.

6172
05:21:40,100 --> 05:21:41,420
Like, you know, it didn't really.

6173
05:21:42,440 --> 05:21:43,740
Feel like it was that.

6174
05:21:44,240 --> 05:21:45,640
It was that way inclined.

6175
05:21:46,080 --> 05:21:46,760
In the game.

6176
05:21:49,700 --> 05:21:52,120
I mean, there were no signs of a romance.

6177
05:21:53,200 --> 05:21:56,520
Burgeoning or developing throughout any point of their scenes together.

6178
05:21:56,520 --> 05:22:20,940
I wonder if you pressed play on this video and he was at some sort of fucking rally in Germany or something.

6179
05:22:21,160 --> 05:22:22,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6180
05:22:22,160 --> 05:22:23,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6181
05:22:23,160 --> 05:22:24,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6182
05:22:24,160 --> 05:22:25,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6183
05:22:25,160 --> 05:22:26,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6184
05:22:26,160 --> 05:22:27,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6185
05:22:27,160 --> 05:22:28,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6186
05:22:28,160 --> 05:22:29,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6187
05:22:29,160 --> 05:22:30,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6188
05:22:30,160 --> 05:22:31,160
I wonder if you're going to be a bit more of a story.

6189
05:22:31,160 --> 05:22:58,160
How long has this strike been going on for?

6190
05:22:58,160 --> 05:23:01,160
Maybe he was just involved in the crew on this.

6191
05:23:01,160 --> 05:23:05,160
I thought that picture of the man speaking on it was Hancock himself.

6192
05:23:05,160 --> 05:23:06,160
We want to work.

6193
05:23:06,160 --> 05:23:09,160
Steven Boschko, the legendary television producer.

6194
05:23:09,160 --> 05:23:11,160
Patrick Verone.

6195
05:23:11,160 --> 05:23:24,160
I just want Hancock. Where is he? Is that Hancock there? Is he the creator of what we've just witnessed?

6196
05:23:24,160 --> 05:23:25,160
When it comes to new media, share.

6197
05:23:25,160 --> 05:23:29,160
In the event that they don't give us what we want or make any kind of reasonable counterproposal, we'll go on strike.

6198
05:23:29,160 --> 05:23:30,160
That's him.

6199
05:23:30,160 --> 05:23:31,160
Wow.

6200
05:23:31,160 --> 05:23:32,160
Wow.

6201
05:23:32,160 --> 05:23:33,160
felt like the sixties to me again.

6202
05:23:33,160 --> 05:23:34,160
But another thing I've learned the last two years.

6203
05:23:34,160 --> 05:23:35,160
If a reality doesn't play in the house of green.

6204
05:23:35,160 --> 05:23:40,160
So on Monday morning, November 4th, 2007, 7,000 members of the writers guild West and another 3,000 writers guild East picked up the game.

6205
05:23:40,160 --> 05:23:41,160
And the other thing I've learned in the last two years.

6206
05:23:41,160 --> 05:23:42,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6207
05:23:42,160 --> 05:23:43,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6208
05:23:43,160 --> 05:23:44,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6209
05:23:44,160 --> 05:23:45,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6210
05:23:45,160 --> 05:23:46,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6211
05:23:46,160 --> 05:23:47,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6212
05:23:47,160 --> 05:23:48,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6213
05:23:48,160 --> 05:23:49,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6214
05:23:49,160 --> 05:23:50,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6215
05:23:50,160 --> 05:23:51,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6216
05:23:51,160 --> 05:23:52,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6217
05:23:52,160 --> 05:23:53,160
I've learned in the last two years.

6218
05:23:53,160 --> 05:24:02,160
So on Monday morning, November 4th, 2007, 7,000 members of the writers guild West and another 3,000 writers guild East picked up.

6219
05:24:02,160 --> 05:24:07,160
Anyway, let's have a look here and see if there's any more video game credits.

6220
05:24:07,160 --> 05:24:08,160
There's nothing really.

6221
05:24:08,160 --> 05:24:09,160
Four team producer credits.

6222
05:24:09,160 --> 05:24:11,160
We've seen all those additional crew.

6223
05:24:11,160 --> 05:24:14,160
How do you navigate this?

6224
05:24:14,160 --> 05:24:15,160
I'm clicking the boxes.

6225
05:24:15,160 --> 05:24:17,160
It's just, it's not giving me anything.

6226
05:24:17,160 --> 05:24:27,160
Nostradamus, the final word.

6227
05:24:27,160 --> 05:24:32,160
Pencils down.

6228
05:24:32,160 --> 05:24:34,160
What went down?

6229
05:24:34,160 --> 05:24:39,160
Hindenburg.

6230
05:24:39,160 --> 05:24:40,160
There's nothing there.

6231
05:24:40,160 --> 05:24:58,160
The end.

6232
05:24:58,160 --> 05:25:01,160
Practice mode.

6233
05:25:01,160 --> 05:25:11,160
Remember, the orb is the source of psionic power.

6234
05:25:11,160 --> 05:25:14,160
Krieger knows you're on the way, but the world's depending on you.

6235
05:25:14,160 --> 05:25:16,160
It's an extra, is it?

6236
05:25:20,160 --> 05:25:24,160
It's the same level we'd seen already, but with a different ending.

6237
05:25:26,160 --> 05:25:27,160
This is Krieger.

6238
05:25:27,160 --> 05:25:31,160
Look, that's Krieger in fucking video game format.

6239
05:25:38,160 --> 05:25:39,160
That's trap.

6240
05:25:39,160 --> 05:26:05,160
I'm just gonna skip this and see what the end in FMV is.

6241
05:26:05,160 --> 05:26:06,160
Hopefully there is one.

6242
05:26:06,160 --> 05:26:06,160
Yes.

6243
05:26:06,160 --> 05:26:07,160
Now he's the tables of term.

6244
05:26:07,160 --> 05:26:08,160
Now he is the president of Belgium.

6245
05:26:08,160 --> 05:26:09,160
Charles Leclerc.

6246
05:26:09,160 --> 05:26:10,160
The Belgian president in space.

6247
05:26:10,160 --> 05:26:11,160
You become, you live long enough to become the bad guy.

6248
05:26:11,160 --> 05:26:12,160
I think that's the thing they're going for.

6249
05:26:12,160 --> 05:26:18,160
And remember cadets, if you can survive light stormer training, you will bear the awesome responsibility

6250
05:26:18,160 --> 05:26:23,160
of defending global democracy across the reaches of space.

6251
05:26:23,160 --> 05:26:24,160
And cut.

6252
05:26:24,160 --> 05:26:24,160
There's the bad boy orb there.

6253
05:26:24,160 --> 05:26:25,160
That was great.

6254
05:26:25,160 --> 05:26:30,160
He's still wearing his fucking camo pants.

6255
05:26:30,160 --> 05:27:00,140
responsibility of defending global democracy across the reaches of space. And cut. There's the bad boy orb there. That was great. He's still wearing his fucking camo pants. Jack, look, I know you want to get back to being a stormer, but being interim president does. Heil Krieger is after you. Another orb shift, is it? And a lovely rising

6256
05:27:00,140 --> 05:27:30,120
refrain. A swell, an orchestral swell for the shift scene. Great Jack. Bad boy Orbison, says Bazimbrace. Look, I know you want. Let's take bets. Will he fondle the orb? I don't think they'll go for it a second time. Personally, I don't think I would. I'd love to see it, but I don't think they're going to repeat that. I want to get back to being a stormer.

6257
05:27:30,120 --> 05:27:45,160
But being interim president does have a few perks. Here's stormer. Sorry, just want to hear the line there again. That was great, Jack. Look, I know you want to get back to being a stormer, but being interim president does have a few perks.

6258
05:27:55,160 --> 05:28:06,280
Yes. Fucking brilliant. Why would he have to do that? Twisted. Twisted. He couldn't help himself.

6259
05:28:07,400 --> 05:28:19,500
What a fucking orb fondler. A real stormer as well. Stormtrooper. Kind of vaguely fascistic stormtrooper-esque orb fondler.

6260
05:28:20,500 --> 05:28:34,180
Bizarre stuff altogether, actually, when you think about it. From the beginning, you think it's one thing and it's going one way. And then at the very end, it just turns into that. It's... I don't know what's going on.

6261
05:28:44,340 --> 05:28:47,600
Wow. Final victory.

6262
05:29:03,060 --> 05:29:05,940
A real stormer would not have cheated. Continue.

6263
05:29:06,340 --> 05:29:08,560
He was mad into orb, that lad.

6264
05:29:08,560 --> 05:29:16,900
Wow.

6265
05:29:20,240 --> 05:29:24,460
So we got onto this because we were looking at a list of games by Interplay.

6266
05:29:36,560 --> 05:29:44,740
When you think about chat topics on the net, you tend to think of what? So trivial discussions between strangers, aliens, UFOs, sci-fi, a little bit of sex.

6267
05:29:44,960 --> 05:29:45,980
When you think...

6268
05:29:45,980 --> 05:29:50,780
Thank you very much there for the tip, Cream Actors Guild.

6269
05:29:52,280 --> 05:29:53,760
Very, very kind of you there.

6270
05:29:58,560 --> 05:30:04,980
Let's just want to see what people are saying about it in case they'd know... I just want to know, does anybody notice the orb?

6271
05:30:05,700 --> 05:30:07,320
Or has anybody remarked upon it?

6272
05:30:10,840 --> 05:30:11,880
Old PS1.

6273
05:30:12,160 --> 05:30:13,180
Just turned the system on.

6274
05:30:13,300 --> 05:30:14,640
Open and brings back so many memories.

6275
05:30:16,780 --> 05:30:17,700
Takes me back.

6276
05:30:17,980 --> 05:30:18,920
Beat the last boss.

6277
05:30:19,060 --> 05:30:20,160
The intro never fails.

6278
05:30:20,740 --> 05:30:25,620
Came here to listen to what David Burgard's earliest gaming work sounded like in context.

6279
05:30:25,740 --> 05:30:28,820
Who's this David Burgard fella?

6280
05:30:28,920 --> 05:30:31,320
He must be a legend or something in the gaming world.

6281
05:30:33,580 --> 05:30:35,880
A film, television, video game composer.

6282
05:30:36,080 --> 05:30:39,220
So that's... Yeah, we were remarking on the music how good the music was.

6283
05:30:39,300 --> 05:30:40,300
Look at that what he's playing.

6284
05:30:40,540 --> 05:30:41,920
Some sort of fucking...

6285
05:30:41,920 --> 05:30:44,920
Weird loot-like instrument.

6286
05:30:44,920 --> 05:30:48,020
With a squiggly head.

6287
05:30:48,260 --> 05:30:49,420
Squiggly fucking neck.

6288
05:30:51,420 --> 05:30:55,880
His name...

6289
05:30:55,880 --> 05:30:57,320
He's also known as Kor.

6290
05:30:57,580 --> 05:30:58,340
K-O-R.

6291
05:30:58,440 --> 05:31:00,560
He's a film, TV and video game composer.

6292
05:31:00,960 --> 05:31:02,140
He did Ratchet and Clank.

6293
05:31:03,380 --> 05:31:04,220
Outer Limits.

6294
05:31:05,040 --> 05:31:06,680
That's what this game reminds me of.

6295
05:31:06,740 --> 05:31:07,680
The Outer Limits.

6296
05:31:09,540 --> 05:31:10,740
Shit TV show.

6297
05:31:10,880 --> 05:31:13,420
Around when X-Files was really getting big.

6298
05:31:14,180 --> 05:31:15,680
BBC2 or fucking...

6299
05:31:15,680 --> 05:31:17,800
I think it might have been on RTE as well.

6300
05:31:18,380 --> 05:31:19,140
With like...

6301
05:31:19,140 --> 05:31:20,280
The Outer Limits.

6302
05:31:22,120 --> 05:31:23,200
Coming soon.

6303
05:31:24,200 --> 05:31:24,600
Terrible.

6304
05:31:24,700 --> 05:31:25,940
He had a real bad intro.

6305
05:31:26,600 --> 05:31:27,620
The intro was terrible.

6306
05:31:28,160 --> 05:31:29,040
Might watch that intro.

6307
05:31:29,200 --> 05:31:30,720
Because it probably features this guy's music.

6308
05:31:30,800 --> 05:31:31,820
The music was probably good.

6309
05:31:36,500 --> 05:32:05,460
This was his very first video game Disruptor.

6310
05:32:05,460 --> 05:32:09,680
And his last one was 2014's War Machine Tactics.

6311
05:32:10,580 --> 05:32:13,460
And probably the most well-known would probably be...

6312
05:32:14,280 --> 05:32:15,860
Ratchet and Clank.

6313
05:32:16,040 --> 05:32:16,980
Up Your Arsenal.

6314
05:32:17,140 --> 05:32:19,380
I didn't know there was a game called Up Your Arsenal.

6315
05:32:19,560 --> 05:32:20,460
Is that a...

6316
05:32:20,460 --> 05:32:22,720
Is that a cheeky fucking...

6317
05:32:22,720 --> 05:32:23,440
I didn't know that.

6318
05:32:23,580 --> 05:32:24,760
I thought it was a kid's game.

6319
05:32:24,980 --> 05:32:25,460
Why would you say...

6320
05:32:26,340 --> 05:32:29,500
Why would you call Ratchet and Clank a subtitle Up Your Arsenal?

6321
05:32:32,700 --> 05:32:33,100
Yeah.

6322
05:32:33,100 --> 05:32:39,100
Um...

6323
05:32:39,100 --> 05:32:40,100
Um...

6324
05:32:40,100 --> 05:32:47,100
Films he did...

6325
05:32:48,280 --> 05:32:51,040
Nothing fucking amazing.

6326
05:32:51,400 --> 05:32:51,720
Like...

6327
05:32:51,720 --> 05:32:53,520
Well, it's an extensive catalogue though.

6328
05:32:53,860 --> 05:32:54,680
A hard worker.

6329
05:32:54,860 --> 05:32:55,400
A grafter.

6330
05:32:55,400 --> 05:32:55,800
Um...

6331
05:32:55,800 --> 05:33:06,800
I just want to see if there's any...

6332
05:33:06,800 --> 05:33:09,420
Mention of the story or the orb here.

6333
05:33:09,800 --> 05:33:10,360
Uh...

6334
05:33:10,360 --> 05:33:11,740
The environments are crisp.

6335
05:33:11,920 --> 05:33:12,560
Somebody says.

6336
05:33:12,620 --> 05:33:14,300
The music was underappreciated.

6337
05:33:16,800 --> 05:33:17,800
Dad played this.

6338
05:33:17,840 --> 05:33:18,800
I was too scared.

6339
05:33:26,800 --> 05:33:28,000
Patrick will smother you.

6340
05:33:28,800 --> 05:33:29,840
Thank you very much there.

6341
05:33:29,980 --> 05:33:30,460
Anonymous.

6342
05:33:30,860 --> 05:33:32,520
Is the Lara Croft speed run over?

6343
05:33:32,640 --> 05:33:33,160
It's not.

6344
05:33:33,260 --> 05:33:34,520
It's just on hiatus.

6345
05:33:35,200 --> 05:33:35,780
At the moment.

6346
05:33:35,920 --> 05:33:37,100
Guinness have been informed.

6347
05:33:37,640 --> 05:33:39,800
And thanks for your inquiry and...

6348
05:33:39,800 --> 05:33:41,980
Concurrently running tip.

6349
05:33:42,600 --> 05:33:42,800
Which run...

6350
05:33:42,800 --> 05:33:45,920
Which ran concurrent with your inquiry.

6351
05:33:46,120 --> 05:33:46,780
It's over now though.

6352
05:33:47,180 --> 05:33:48,040
Thank you very much.

6353
05:33:48,800 --> 05:33:48,800
Uh...

6354
05:33:48,800 --> 05:33:49,160
Uh...

6355
05:33:49,160 --> 05:33:50,840
I will get back to that in due course.

6356
05:33:50,920 --> 05:33:51,480
But not...

6357
05:33:51,480 --> 05:33:52,860
I don't think tonight anyway.

6358
05:33:53,780 --> 05:33:55,300
The game needs a remaster.

6359
05:33:55,420 --> 05:33:56,060
Somebody said.

6360
05:33:56,920 --> 05:33:59,200
This is such a slept on game.

6361
05:34:00,400 --> 05:34:02,320
I used to play the hell out of it when I was young.

6362
05:34:06,320 --> 05:34:07,380
And there's a...

6363
05:34:07,380 --> 05:34:08,400
A class quote.

6364
05:34:08,540 --> 05:34:09,180
Think fast.

6365
05:34:09,400 --> 05:34:10,060
Shoot fast.

6366
05:34:10,180 --> 05:34:11,040
And kick ass.

6367
05:34:11,360 --> 05:34:12,480
Probably like the think fast.

6368
05:34:12,560 --> 05:34:13,000
Stay alive.

6369
05:34:13,080 --> 05:34:13,720
Die hard.

6370
05:34:16,260 --> 05:34:16,780
Line.

6371
05:34:17,000 --> 05:34:18,280
My ultimate favorite level.

6372
05:34:18,420 --> 05:34:19,180
Very cozy.

6373
05:34:19,700 --> 05:34:20,460
Night mountains.

6374
05:34:20,600 --> 05:34:22,920
Plus separated small bases with lightning.

6375
05:34:26,860 --> 05:34:27,660
Uh...

6376
05:34:27,660 --> 05:34:28,780
Can't...

6377
05:34:28,780 --> 05:34:30,560
Fucking see anything.

6378
05:34:30,720 --> 05:34:30,900
Anything.

6379
05:34:31,060 --> 05:34:32,780
There's nobody really...

6380
05:34:32,780 --> 05:34:34,520
Talking about the orbs.

6381
05:34:40,160 --> 05:34:41,940
Nobody is mentioning this.

6382
05:34:41,940 --> 05:34:57,400
few orbs is it?

6383
05:35:02,000 --> 05:35:02,980
Go new

6384
05:35:02,980 --> 05:35:04,380
anything new

6385
05:35:04,380 --> 05:35:14,680
I think nobody was fucking bothered about the cutscenes

6386
05:35:14,680 --> 05:35:15,480
I do just

6387
05:35:15,480 --> 05:35:19,500
oh look

6388
05:35:19,500 --> 05:35:22,020
you will never get your precious orb

6389
05:35:22,020 --> 05:35:23,100
President Biden

6390
05:35:23,100 --> 05:35:28,200
neither you or the bean counters in New Washington

6391
05:35:28,200 --> 05:35:30,200
great game

6392
05:35:30,200 --> 05:35:31,880
ahead of its time and my first

6393
05:35:31,880 --> 05:35:33,920
PlayStation game back in the 90s

6394
05:35:33,920 --> 05:35:38,540
President Biden

6395
05:35:38,540 --> 05:35:46,020
I love the way Big Brother always has to say

6396
05:35:46,020 --> 05:35:48,200
the word ass at every opportunity

6397
05:35:48,200 --> 05:35:58,140
basically a knockoff

6398
05:35:58,140 --> 05:35:58,620
doom

6399
05:35:58,620 --> 05:36:03,620
the FMVs are shot like a porno

6400
05:36:03,620 --> 05:36:04,100
lol

6401
05:36:04,100 --> 05:36:10,380
someone just simply writes

6402
05:36:10,380 --> 05:36:12,460
I lick video game

6403
05:36:12,460 --> 05:36:14,060
and that's enough

6404
05:36:14,060 --> 05:36:16,380
comments for us today

6405
05:36:16,380 --> 05:36:21,300
I'm not sure we've even seen this

6406
05:36:21,300 --> 05:36:23,380
we still didn't finish this

6407
05:36:23,380 --> 05:36:26,240
Computer Chronicles episode

6408
05:36:26,240 --> 05:36:27,000
I don't think

6409
05:36:27,000 --> 05:36:38,600
you don't tend to think about the orb community

6410
05:36:38,600 --> 05:36:39,520
community

6411
05:36:39,520 --> 05:36:40,440
community

6412
05:36:40,440 --> 05:36:44,000
you don't tend to think about the...

6413
05:36:44,000 --> 05:36:45,240
they didn't do very much

6414
05:36:45,240 --> 05:36:46,620
TRS-80 community

6415
05:36:46,620 --> 05:36:48,180
there was very little software

6416
05:36:48,180 --> 05:36:52,800
so these first generation personal computers came bundled with the basic programming language

6417
05:36:52,800 --> 05:36:56,860
and you pretty much had to learn to program to get your computer to do anything useful

6418
05:36:56,860 --> 05:37:09,700
fortunately those days are over there's a ton of software no one has to program anything but programming is great fun one of the more exciting challenges of life so I'm delighted to see that Interplay has come out with a terrific new piece of software...

6419
05:37:09,700 --> 05:37:13,580
That's where it started. Just that, just uttering that name.

6420
05:37:15,100 --> 05:37:15,520
Uh,

6421
05:37:16,040 --> 05:37:21,000
came back to haunt me like some sort of repressed memory.

6422
05:37:22,280 --> 05:37:27,200
And it led me to this, which is no doubt why it was like some sort of repressed memory.

6423
05:37:30,380 --> 05:37:37,660
The five psionic powers are as follows. Shock. Drain. Heal. Blast. Shield.

6424
05:37:38,880 --> 05:37:41,760
Sorry, just a quick look at this. Paragraphs.

6425
05:37:43,540 --> 05:37:49,300
On the plot. Did well, actually. 7.5. 8 out of 10. 200,000 copies.

6426
05:37:50,360 --> 05:37:55,760
It only sold 200,000 copies, it said. And was considered a commercial disappointment.

6427
05:38:04,560 --> 05:38:08,060
The gunplay is insultingly easy. And the psionic

6428
05:38:08,060 --> 05:38:11,680
abilities are essentially no different from regular weapons.

6429
05:38:12,720 --> 05:38:18,900
The unintentionally humorous cut scenes and compared the game unfair unfavorably to the

6430
05:38:18,900 --> 05:38:21,860
upcoming PlayStation version of Duke Nukem 3D.

6431
05:38:23,940 --> 05:38:30,460
Crispin Boyer of Electronic Gaming Monthly called it the best looking 3D game on the PlayStation.

6432
05:38:31,780 --> 05:38:40,240
Game Pro's Scary Larry said the scarce supply of ammunition and the need for precision aiming

6433
05:38:40,240 --> 05:38:46,680
might make the game dauntingly difficult for beginners at the genre.

6434
05:38:47,680 --> 05:38:55,680
But that the gameplay was compelling enough that even those who do not enjoy the challenge would be drawn back to it.

6435
05:38:57,520 --> 05:39:06,300
Well balanced, good control, nice graphics, on-the-fly strategy, secret areas, and good sound.

6436
05:39:06,300 --> 05:39:14,920
Disruptor gives everything. Disruptor gives the player everything new that it can within a genre saturated with mediocrity.

6437
05:39:15,860 --> 05:39:21,820
IGN said the game was above average for the Doom clones seen on the PlayStation.

6438
05:39:24,960 --> 05:39:26,580
I lick video games.

6439
05:39:26,580 --> 05:39:29,460
So just a quick rundown of that plot again.

6440
05:39:29,620 --> 05:39:34,280
Jack and Troy Alexander, Jack Curtis and Troy Alexander, new recruits of the Lightstormer Corps,

6441
05:39:34,820 --> 05:39:38,220
received psionic implants upon completing their training missions.

6442
05:39:38,700 --> 05:39:42,660
Through his training performance, Jack has placed comparably to his elder brother

6443
05:39:42,660 --> 05:39:45,020
and commanding officer Blake Curtis.

6444
05:39:45,960 --> 05:39:53,020
Their late father, a reverend Lightstormer, who is a personal friend of the UN President Krieger.

6445
05:39:53,260 --> 05:39:57,020
United Nations, I didn't hear them mention the United Nations.

6446
05:39:58,320 --> 05:40:00,040
Blake gets an emergency call.

6447
05:40:00,160 --> 05:40:06,500
A crew of cryo-pirates have commandeered a space station in Jupiter's orbit.

6448
05:40:06,640 --> 05:40:10,020
Now this is all from the mind of Peter Hancock.

6449
05:40:10,020 --> 05:40:17,420
Who, uh, had his name on a hell of a lot of decent stuff.

6450
05:40:19,460 --> 05:40:20,200
Look him up.

6451
05:40:27,200 --> 05:40:30,900
President Krieger has taken notice of Jack, ordered an endorphin boost for him.

6452
05:40:31,460 --> 05:40:37,160
They talk briefly with Troy, who is being sent on a special assignment by President Krieger.

6453
05:40:38,280 --> 05:40:39,600
Another call comes in.

6454
05:40:39,600 --> 05:40:43,300
This time from Triton, one of Neptune's moons.

6455
05:40:43,880 --> 05:40:49,260
Where a colony of scientists was established 10 years ago to terraform the moon.

6456
05:40:51,000 --> 05:40:56,980
The colony has been overrun by hostile aliens, so Jack is dispatched to eradicate them.

6457
05:40:58,060 --> 05:41:02,540
Returning from Triton, Jack learns that Troy has been killed in action on Mars,

6458
05:41:02,880 --> 05:41:05,840
while attempting to locate a mysterious psionic orb.

6459
05:41:07,040 --> 05:41:09,560
Blake hopes Jack will succeed where Troy failed.

6460
05:41:09,560 --> 05:41:13,820
Jack comes through despite having little more than his psionics to fight with.

6461
05:41:13,980 --> 05:41:16,700
I'm not, only just three paragraphs to go.

6462
05:41:17,120 --> 05:41:17,640
We're nearly done.

6463
05:41:17,700 --> 05:41:18,220
Look, that's it.

6464
05:41:18,960 --> 05:41:23,600
I just need to really clarify what the hell was going on with that orb and what it was giving him.

6465
05:41:25,320 --> 05:41:33,420
Jack is unhappy that he's not allowed some R&R to clear his head, given the orb's vast enhancement of his psionic abilities.

6466
05:41:34,220 --> 05:41:38,420
Blake reminds him that President Krieger has final say on all such decisions.

6467
05:41:39,100 --> 05:41:48,340
Jack is sent to Antarctica, then, to wipe out the test subjects recovered from the Triton incident that got loose and stole a batch of cyclone weapons.

6468
05:41:49,600 --> 05:41:53,080
Jack's objective is to retrieve their genetic data bank.

6469
05:41:53,080 --> 05:42:04,560
After this, Jack is sent to Jupiter's moon hay, retaking the colony from Jovian gangsters who have commandeered a sulfate mine and production plant.

6470
05:42:05,380 --> 05:42:09,640
President Krieger personally congratulates Jack upon his triumphant return.

6471
05:42:11,380 --> 05:42:16,360
He then dispatches Jack to New Atlantis to join Blake for some R&R.

6472
05:42:17,400 --> 05:42:19,420
Blake calls in from New Atlantis.

6473
05:42:20,300 --> 05:42:23,200
The colony has overrun with hostile mechs.

6474
05:42:24,200 --> 05:42:27,840
And a reactor coolant leak is about to destroy the whole place.

6475
05:42:29,960 --> 05:42:38,380
Jack rushes over, outfights the mechs, and kicks in the backup coolant to find it disabled.

6476
05:42:39,720 --> 05:42:43,960
New Atlantis explodes, killing Blake and thousands of innocents.

6477
05:42:44,880 --> 05:42:47,960
Jack alone survives because Eve beamed him out.

6478
05:42:49,140 --> 05:42:58,160
She explains that President Krieger used Jack to locate and bring back the psionic orb and the Triton alien soldier's genetic data bank.

6479
05:42:58,160 --> 05:43:10,520
Because this will give him all but unlimited psionic power and a private military company staffed with physically superior extraterrestrial soldiers.

6480
05:43:11,400 --> 05:43:22,360
Eve is the head of the rebel faction of the Alliance of Democracy, which is attempting to overthrow Krieger's presidency and replace it with their own regime.

6481
05:43:22,360 --> 05:43:25,040
She convinces Jack of their cause.

6482
05:43:25,600 --> 05:43:30,380
Jack takes on Krieger's private army as he infiltrates the president's headquarters.

6483
05:43:30,720 --> 05:43:36,100
But he is captured by a teleporter into office and restrained to a chair.

6484
05:43:36,780 --> 05:43:38,380
Final paragraph, lads.

6485
05:43:38,440 --> 05:43:38,900
This is it now.

6486
05:43:39,480 --> 05:43:40,920
This is where everything becomes clear.

6487
05:43:43,520 --> 05:44:03,660
Krieger is unnerved by Jack's flippant defiance and reveals Jack's father got wise to Krieger's pursuit of the orb and threatened to explode, to expose his then commanding officer, prompting Krieger to send groups of terrorists in question marks or quotation marks.

6488
05:44:03,660 --> 05:44:06,260
To kill Jack's father.

6489
05:44:06,260 --> 05:44:12,420
But there's more question marks surrounding that terrorist because who were these terrorists just thrown into the mix.

6490
05:44:13,460 --> 05:44:28,400
Krieger uses his extractor torture device to try and retrieve the terror blast implant from Jack's skull while putting him under an induced hallucinatory nightmare to erode his will.

6491
05:44:29,520 --> 05:44:32,800
Jack resists and battles his way free of the hallucinations.

6492
05:44:32,800 --> 05:44:36,240
He stormed through Krieger's secret base.

6493
05:44:37,100 --> 05:44:40,040
And the president's forces at last taking out Krieger.

6494
05:44:42,300 --> 05:44:45,120
Andy the Fork, thank you very much for the tip there.

6495
05:44:45,900 --> 05:44:47,240
Just finish this one moment.

6496
05:44:48,460 --> 05:44:52,580
There are two different endings that, depending on the difficulty level,

6497
05:44:53,640 --> 05:44:55,080
endings depending on the difficulty level,

6498
05:44:55,200 --> 05:44:57,480
in easy mode, Eve becomes president of the UN.

6499
05:44:58,200 --> 05:45:01,280
And Jack, head of the Lightstormer Corps.

6500
05:45:01,940 --> 05:45:02,320
Jesus.

6501
05:45:02,320 --> 05:45:04,420
Lightstormer Corps.

6502
05:45:05,620 --> 05:45:11,260
In hard mode, Jack himself becomes the UN's new president.

6503
05:45:12,200 --> 05:45:16,840
No talk about the orb and the touching and fondling of the orb at all.

6504
05:45:16,840 --> 05:45:23,380
So, slightly shortchanged by an extensive synopsis and plots description there.

6505
05:45:24,280 --> 05:45:26,020
You'd think they would have mentioned it.

6506
05:45:26,880 --> 05:45:28,220
Andy the Fork, thank you very much.

6507
05:45:28,280 --> 05:45:30,160
GamePro, EGM, PlayStation Underground.

6508
05:45:30,460 --> 05:45:33,380
Were you reading any of these, any of the like back in the 90s?

6509
05:45:33,420 --> 05:45:36,080
I think I briefly had a GamePro subscription.

6510
05:45:36,780 --> 05:45:38,100
Well, yes, indeed.

6511
05:45:38,260 --> 05:45:41,360
I probably did read maybe PlayStation Underground.

6512
05:45:41,360 --> 05:45:41,820
I don't know.

6513
05:45:42,140 --> 05:45:43,320
One of those magazines.

6514
05:45:43,440 --> 05:45:44,920
I never had a subscription to them.

6515
05:45:45,800 --> 05:45:49,560
But at the odd time, maybe once every few months, I'd get one, you know.

6516
05:45:49,920 --> 05:45:54,040
Or if there was a game on the horizon that I really wanted to look at.

6517
05:45:54,280 --> 05:45:57,800
Like, either, I remember Metal Gear or the new Tomb Raider is coming out.

6518
05:45:57,880 --> 05:46:02,740
And I wanted the, either the walkthrough or the cheats.

6519
05:46:05,160 --> 05:46:06,340
It's before the internet.

6520
05:46:06,500 --> 05:46:08,200
I mean, the internet was their own, but I didn't have it.

6521
05:46:10,620 --> 05:46:12,580
Yeah, that's that, that's that game.

6522
05:46:13,720 --> 05:46:14,540
That's David.

6523
05:46:15,540 --> 05:46:19,940
I just want to check out, what was that now?

6524
05:46:24,900 --> 05:46:25,860
Outer Limits.

6525
05:46:31,040 --> 05:46:34,780
This intro to this TV show just depresses me.

6526
05:46:35,080 --> 05:46:36,800
Don't know why I'm going to watch it, because it's depressing.

6527
05:46:37,560 --> 05:46:38,800
Just seeing it depresses me.

6528
05:46:39,060 --> 05:46:43,880
So it's a remake, it was a reboot of an original 1960s series.

6529
05:46:46,180 --> 05:46:48,620
There is nothing wrong with your television.

6530
05:46:49,260 --> 05:46:51,380
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.

6531
05:46:52,240 --> 05:46:54,520
We are now controlling the transmission.

6532
05:46:55,060 --> 05:46:55,680
It was rubbish.

6533
05:46:56,120 --> 05:46:58,360
It was like something you'd see on Bravo.

6534
05:47:02,300 --> 05:47:08,780
It felt like a Hallmark TV series.

6535
05:47:08,780 --> 05:47:15,500
Yeah, I watched Oz.

6536
05:47:15,900 --> 05:47:16,860
DJ was on.

6537
05:47:17,180 --> 05:47:18,260
Tina G, I think.

6538
05:47:18,460 --> 05:47:19,640
And then they had The Wire.

6539
05:47:20,120 --> 05:47:24,260
So, fair play to them for getting those TV shows on, you know?

6540
05:47:25,020 --> 05:47:30,840
We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive.

6541
05:47:30,840 --> 05:47:37,300
We will control all that you see and hear.

6542
05:47:37,300 --> 05:47:48,820
And there's like, uh, just lads, like tortured souls being sucked through a fucking vortex.

6543
05:47:52,920 --> 05:47:53,400
Look.

6544
05:47:54,860 --> 05:47:56,100
Like the Cupernal Man.

6545
05:47:56,100 --> 05:48:00,580
Or they're like figurines, mannequins that artists use to draw up bodies.

6546
05:48:00,580 --> 05:48:20,160
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits.

6547
05:48:27,700 --> 05:48:33,020
That lets today's generation of computer owners learn again the thrill of writing a computer program.

6548
05:48:33,020 --> 05:48:36,220
The software is called Learn to Program Basic.

6549
05:48:36,600 --> 05:48:45,100
And it uses an updated version of Basic that lets you create lots of sophisticated applications from multimedia games to complex educational learning tools.

6550
05:48:45,100 --> 05:48:50,700
It comes complete with a very well done tutorial which introduces you to the basic concepts of programming.

6551
05:48:51,120 --> 05:48:56,060
Plus, it includes more than a dozen finished applications that you can open, examine, and reprogram.

6552
05:48:56,320 --> 05:49:01,880
And it has several programming projects that lead you through the process of completing a variety of applications.

6553
05:49:01,880 --> 05:49:09,460
So, if you or your child would like the pleasure of writing your own software programs, I highly recommend Learn to Program Basic.

6554
05:49:09,460 --> 05:49:14,420
It was developed by Presage Software and is being sold by Interplay Productions.

6555
05:49:15,140 --> 05:49:16,680
That's it for this edition of the Chronicles.

6556
05:49:16,800 --> 05:49:21,200
We'll be back here again next week, of course, with the latest in hardware, software, and the Internet.

6557
05:49:21,500 --> 05:49:22,480
I hope we'll see you then.

6558
05:49:22,480 --> 05:49:31,020
The Computer Chronicles is made possible in part by Cybersmith, wired for fun and learning.

6559
05:49:31,240 --> 05:49:34,820
Locations in Cambridge, Massachusetts, Palo Alto, California, and White Plains, New York.

6560
05:49:35,460 --> 05:49:38,680
And by TechWeb for up-to-the-minute technology news.

6561
05:49:41,400 --> 05:49:50,080
To purchase a videotaped copy of today's program, call toll-free 1-888-310-7850.

6562
05:49:51,020 --> 05:49:53,440
Please specify the show number and the topic.

6563
05:49:53,780 --> 05:49:56,320
Just some interesting titles here.

6564
05:49:56,420 --> 05:50:04,300
You could probably spend quite a while just YouTube in these titles and looking at how they turned out.

6565
05:50:04,440 --> 05:50:06,660
Buzz Aldrin's Race into Space.

6566
05:50:06,940 --> 05:50:09,100
Another Interplay game there.

6567
05:50:10,320 --> 05:50:14,320
Which was a construction and management turned-based strategy.

6568
05:50:15,860 --> 05:50:17,680
For MS-DOS.

6569
05:50:19,620 --> 05:50:23,440
But I'm noticing there that it's getting on to 20 past days.

6570
05:50:24,120 --> 05:50:28,700
I'm not particularly too sure whether or not people are saying Fallout.

6571
05:50:29,160 --> 05:50:32,280
But if I do Fallout now, it's...

6572
05:50:32,840 --> 05:50:37,200
I'll probably get into the intro and then I'll be getting...

6573
05:50:37,200 --> 05:50:40,220
I'll be too weary to really make a good stab at it.

6574
05:50:40,460 --> 05:50:42,320
So it might have to wait until tomorrow, you know.

6575
05:50:44,740 --> 05:50:45,900
Fallout was promised.

6576
05:50:54,000 --> 05:50:56,000
Yeah, I mean, I can do the intro.

6577
05:50:57,380 --> 05:50:58,620
You did it with Shenmue.

6578
05:50:59,000 --> 05:50:59,160
What?

6579
05:50:59,400 --> 05:51:00,920
Shenmue for me, that was...

6580
05:51:00,920 --> 05:51:06,700
I did it on one whole day of absolute Shenmue streaming.

6581
05:51:06,800 --> 05:51:10,660
That was like probably eight or nine hours of one whole day.

6582
05:51:10,900 --> 05:51:11,700
But I mean...

6583
05:51:11,700 --> 05:51:13,040
Thanks very much for the tip.

6584
05:51:13,220 --> 05:51:14,060
Orb three-way.

6585
05:51:14,180 --> 05:51:15,480
Very, very kindly there.

6586
05:51:15,520 --> 05:51:16,500
You say that's hot stuff.

6587
05:51:16,960 --> 05:51:17,960
If I started...

6588
05:51:18,840 --> 05:51:21,800
Thing now, that wouldn't be a fair crack of the whip.

6589
05:51:29,620 --> 05:51:30,420
I'm worried.

6590
05:51:30,640 --> 05:51:33,960
I'm telling you, I'm worried that I'm going to get on to the stream next.

6591
05:51:34,740 --> 05:51:37,520
And I will want to play Shenmue 2 instead of Fallout.

6592
05:51:38,480 --> 05:51:40,800
Let's just see if Fallout runs first, okay?

6593
05:51:41,400 --> 05:51:42,600
Let's just see if it runs.

6594
05:51:42,740 --> 05:51:45,360
Because we don't want to be building the hype train up

6595
05:51:45,360 --> 05:51:49,780
and then it doesn't even run when it comes to try and play the fucking thing.

6596
05:51:51,940 --> 05:51:53,220
Put that down there.

6597
05:51:57,440 --> 05:51:58,440
Let's see this now.

6598
05:52:06,240 --> 05:52:08,380
Thank you very much, Orb three-way.

6599
05:52:10,060 --> 05:52:11,200
Turn that down.

6600
05:52:11,320 --> 05:52:12,260
Desktop audio.

6601
05:52:13,460 --> 05:52:13,940
Oh, wow.

6602
05:52:14,260 --> 05:52:15,620
It looks like it's working.

6603
05:52:16,320 --> 05:52:17,900
Let's just see if I can get it on the screen first.

6604
05:52:17,900 --> 05:52:47,880
Let's see if I can get this off on the screen.

6605
05:52:47,880 --> 05:52:48,280
I can get this off on the screen here.

6606
05:52:51,180 --> 05:52:51,580
Fallout.

6607
05:52:51,580 --> 05:52:51,880
Fallout.

6608
05:52:53,700 --> 05:52:54,700
New Vegas.

6609
05:52:58,720 --> 05:52:59,780
Window capture.

6610
05:52:59,960 --> 05:53:01,060
Game capture, maybe?

6611
05:53:01,060 --> 05:53:31,040
I agree.

6612
05:53:31,040 --> 05:53:44,040
Hmm.

6613
05:53:52,900 --> 05:54:04,900
I wonder do I have to open this in window? I'd rather play it in full screen, but I can't get this up on the streaming software.

6614
05:54:06,900 --> 05:54:14,960
So, I mean, it would probably be beneficial for me to try and work it out off stream because I could be here all fucking day.

6615
05:54:14,960 --> 05:54:33,700
Let me add another source here. Add another source of display capture window capture. Then add a brand, create a brand new window. Boom.

6616
05:54:40,960 --> 05:54:54,340
Not fucking working because every time I go out to OBS to capture the window of Fallout, Fallout minimizes and there is no option in the OBS.

6617
05:54:56,960 --> 05:55:12,340
I've tried game. Thanks for the perpetual crack. Thank you very much for the tip. There's Soggy Balls. Who says cans? Well, I hope that you enjoy those cans. And thank you very much, Dengus Can.

6618
05:55:14,420 --> 05:55:19,780
Very, very kind of you. Try game capture. Seamose, I tried it there.

6619
05:55:22,420 --> 05:55:34,180
I tried that and it's not even allowing me to select Fallout. Oh, it is. Right. But then when I put Fallout on the screen, it's not coming up on my screen.

6620
05:55:36,180 --> 05:55:38,180
Is that my screen?

6621
05:55:42,180 --> 05:55:47,620
I'll work this out, but I mean, it's just not working out. Thank you very much, sir. Clangers, TV and Steve J.

6622
05:55:48,180 --> 05:55:53,700
Um, I just feel bad now. Actually, a few people have tipped and it's like, what if I don't get this going on?

6623
05:55:56,340 --> 05:55:58,420
Thank you very much, lads, for the tips.

6624
05:56:04,180 --> 05:56:15,700
I'll enter instead of tabbing. Maybe it runs if I run it in windowed mode, but I don't want to run the whole game in that. The downloadable content, quit settings, load new.

6625
05:56:17,540 --> 05:56:21,060
Windowed isn't that bad. Okay, I'll see what we can do with that display.

6626
05:56:23,220 --> 05:56:27,060
Shouldn't, shouldn't have to though. Do you know what I mean? I'm just, there's just something I'm not doing right.

6627
05:56:27,060 --> 05:56:52,240
and the display options within Fallout are only giving me like stuff that you can tweak the

6628
05:56:52,240 --> 05:57:02,300
the game like item fade object fade pip boy color and all that brightness there's nothing for uh run in windows mode or or windowed mode

6629
05:57:02,300 --> 05:57:05,560
back

6630
05:57:05,560 --> 05:57:14,800
yeah even a stream i've noticed that the stream sometimes you need to restart OBS as well

6631
05:57:14,800 --> 05:57:28,320
i'm gonna go i'm gonna have to go because it won't even even if i do get it started it won't be me giving

6632
05:57:28,320 --> 05:57:37,360
it a full undivided or having a laugh like you know oh i think fuck off tomb raider for the next one

6633
05:57:37,360 --> 05:57:47,420
nyle says you need mods to play without crashing 400 times a day

6634
05:57:47,420 --> 05:58:07,480
zoom in on your face and we can see your reflection okay i'll one last bit of i mean i can't get the game running but i could do that

6635
05:58:07,480 --> 05:58:17,540
you

6636
05:58:17,540 --> 05:58:19,540
you

6637
05:58:19,540 --> 05:58:23,540
you

6638
05:58:23,540 --> 05:58:25,540
you

6639
05:58:25,540 --> 05:58:27,540
you

6640
05:58:27,540 --> 05:58:29,540
you

6641
05:58:29,540 --> 05:58:39,600
okay

6642
05:58:39,600 --> 05:58:43,600
okay

6643
05:58:43,600 --> 05:58:46,640
does that help can anybody see what we're dealing with there

6644
05:58:46,640 --> 05:58:49,820
i'm not particularly too sure that's helping at all

6645
05:58:49,820 --> 05:58:56,740
look it's it's been we've at least look we found out what disruptor was like at the very least

6646
05:58:56,740 --> 05:59:06,800
uh we know that fallout is running it's going to take some kind of restart to project

6647
05:59:06,800 --> 05:59:19,800
but it's in the bank it's in the bag and it's going to happen but i'm very worried that even if it's all going to plan that i could get the urge to simply play

6648
05:59:19,800 --> 05:59:20,860
ken moo too

6649
05:59:20,860 --> 05:59:27,860
that's just the way it's going i'm afraid i'd be happy with hong kong right now

6650
05:59:27,860 --> 05:59:30,860
and with that

6651
05:59:30,860 --> 05:59:35,500
i want to say good night and we'll talk to you later on

6652
05:59:35,500 --> 05:59:38,860
you did pretty good there soldiers

6653
05:59:38,860 --> 05:59:42,040
you passed with flying colors

6654
05:59:42,040 --> 05:59:52,100
captain wants to see you in his chem base later on he's got an all-night chem lab and a fucking psionic orb

6655
05:59:52,100 --> 05:59:56,100
make sure you've packed your orbs lads

6656
05:59:56,100 --> 05:59:59,100
this music's epic for this chat

6657
05:59:59,100 --> 06:00:07,160
looks like you made it back to base

6658
06:00:07,160 --> 06:00:09,160
time for a little hard hour now

6659
06:00:09,160 --> 06:00:12,160
back back in the mountain

6660
06:00:12,160 --> 06:00:22,220
oh yeah go and watch the sketch wing that i was on about because that'll give you a laugh

6661
06:00:22,220 --> 06:00:28,220
i couldn't what i can't deliver for you somebody else can great sketch wing

6662
06:00:28,220 --> 06:00:55,280
thighs not bad either not bad at all stay away from the orbs that's stay away from the orbs mind yourself we'll talk to you