1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,260 Moon Dust 2 00:00:02,260 --> 00:00:08,000 Moon Dust 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,860 Moon Dust 4 00:00:10,860 --> 00:00:25,140 Moon Dust 5 00:00:25,140 --> 00:00:28,000 Moon Dust 6 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:30,840 Moon Dust 7 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,440 Moon Dust is still a problem 8 00:00:34,440 --> 00:00:36,560 Moon Dust 9 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,420 Moon Dust 10 00:00:39,420 --> 00:00:42,280 Moon Dust 11 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:45,120 Moon Dust 12 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:53,560 The Jibby Jab 13 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:55,840 Wastes of skin 14 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:57,140 The Jibby Jab 15 00:00:57,140 --> 00:00:59,780 Sweaty fists 16 00:00:59,780 --> 00:01:01,180 The Jibby Jab 17 00:01:01,180 --> 00:01:04,040 Xanadu 2.0 18 00:01:04,040 --> 00:01:05,200 The Jibby Jab 19 00:01:05,200 --> 00:01:10,060 That succession of pricks 20 00:01:10,060 --> 00:01:11,460 Evidence of their curiosity 21 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:13,600 And I'll keep on banging on 22 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:16,360 I said it was time to clear out the trash 23 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,820 And I mean it 24 00:01:17,820 --> 00:01:24,300 And I mean it 25 00:01:24,300 --> 00:01:25,560 The Jibby Jab 26 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:29,140 The Jibby Jab 27 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:33,160 The Jibby Jab 28 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:37,200 The Jibby Jab 29 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:37,200 The Jibby Jab 30 00:01:37,200 --> 00:01:42,560 Conspiracy theorist, granny killer 31 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:54,620 Covidiot, covid denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist, all four horsemen of the apocalypse, cyber attack, war against Iran, John F Kennedy, lone shooter, and a magic bullet. 32 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,760 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 33 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:07,320 The Jibby Jab 34 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,320 The Jibby Jab 35 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:11,280 Who do these people think they are? 36 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:12,280 Curiosity. 37 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:13,280 The Jibby Jab 38 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,280 Wastes of skin. 39 00:02:15,280 --> 00:02:18,160 What do you think of when you hear the name Higgins? 40 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:19,160 There's the boys. 41 00:02:19,160 --> 00:02:21,380 There's the boys. 42 00:02:21,380 --> 00:02:23,840 The boys are back in town. 43 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:24,980 Oh for fuck's sake. 44 00:02:24,980 --> 00:02:26,160 Rural rampage. 45 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:27,660 Disgusting stuff. 46 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,340 Oh for fuck. 47 00:02:29,340 --> 00:02:34,440 Someone hiding behind us in the grass like a little snake. 48 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:39,440 But still a respectable fourth place for a first game of the afternoon session. 49 00:02:39,440 --> 00:02:39,940 Tom. 50 00:02:39,940 --> 00:02:41,520 You're a couple of grand off of a radar. 51 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:42,400 Sort it out. 52 00:02:42,540 --> 00:02:43,140 Get it sorted. 53 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:44,540 We can sort you out in a minute. 54 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:45,120 Boom. 55 00:02:46,620 --> 00:02:47,660 Quality stuff. 56 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:55,900 Tom? 57 00:02:57,480 --> 00:02:59,140 Now, Higgins isn't simple. 58 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,200 Where could he be? He's put a drone up in the sky. 59 00:03:01,200 --> 00:03:19,040 Higgins isn't much to look at, at first. 60 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:24,340 What's up, bitch? You picked the wrong pipe. 61 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:25,320 What are you gonna do? 62 00:03:25,520 --> 00:03:29,280 Unbelievable. I can't believe you did it. Here comes the schnapp. 63 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,960 What do you think of when you hear playing Higgins? 64 00:03:32,820 --> 00:03:36,900 Classy service. Well, that's just what you get from Higgins. Classy service. 65 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,280 Papa's got a brand new sack. 66 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:40,520 The Jibby Job. 67 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:44,080 Wastes of skin. The Jibby Job. 68 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:48,120 Sweaty fists. The Jibby Job. 69 00:03:48,120 --> 00:03:50,940 Xanadu 2.0. 70 00:03:50,940 --> 00:03:52,220 Jab, jab, jab, jab, jibby jab. 71 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,280 Jibby jab. 72 00:03:53,620 --> 00:03:55,240 Jibby jibby jibby jibby jibby jab. 73 00:03:55,420 --> 00:03:57,040 That succession of pricks. 74 00:03:57,220 --> 00:03:58,500 Evidence of their curiosity. 75 00:03:58,940 --> 00:04:00,560 And I'll keep on banging on. 76 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:03,340 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 77 00:04:03,860 --> 00:04:04,740 And I mean it. 78 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,240 And I mean it. 79 00:04:11,660 --> 00:04:12,520 The jibby jab. 80 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:17,260 How are you getting down there? 81 00:04:17,540 --> 00:04:18,420 Moon Dusters. 82 00:04:18,420 --> 00:04:20,480 And that was an abrupt ending. 83 00:04:20,940 --> 00:04:24,760 To the initial beginning of the stream there. 84 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:28,600 But thank you very much for joining us there. 85 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,620 Tupo, thank you very much for the tip. 86 00:04:30,900 --> 00:04:32,640 And Headbutt in a Minute. 87 00:04:32,760 --> 00:04:34,760 Thank you very much for the tip there as well. 88 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:36,600 Tom, any crack with you? 89 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,260 Fuck all now. 90 00:04:39,620 --> 00:04:40,200 Not much. 91 00:04:40,420 --> 00:04:41,140 How are you keeping yourself? 92 00:04:42,480 --> 00:04:42,960 Good. 93 00:04:43,220 --> 00:04:45,720 We're about to drop into the war zone. 94 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:50,660 And I've got a lovely butterfly drum on the bottom of this gun here. 95 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:52,480 A hundred rounds in it. 96 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:54,200 I think we were using it the last time. 97 00:04:54,820 --> 00:04:57,880 But I was wanting to get on last night. 98 00:04:57,980 --> 00:04:59,600 But the power was going intermittently. 99 00:05:00,600 --> 00:05:02,100 And I decided against it. 100 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,740 Thought about doing it tonight instead. 101 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,660 What do you think about that? 102 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:09,660 I think it was a good decision. 103 00:05:09,860 --> 00:05:15,600 Although there is a brand new storm making its way towards us at pace. 104 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:21,340 So we can't really say that this is going to go quite as smooth as yesterday. 105 00:05:21,480 --> 00:05:23,840 But you never know. 106 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,780 Well, it won't go as smooth as yesterday because it wasn't even going yesterday at all. 107 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:31,120 We weren't going yesterday. 108 00:05:31,840 --> 00:05:35,360 It was a bad storm situation. 109 00:05:36,020 --> 00:05:39,660 And hopefully nobody got caught up in that storm or anything like that. 110 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:43,040 Welcome there to a few people there in the chat. 111 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:44,580 I can see Omar Boom Boom. 112 00:05:44,700 --> 00:05:45,180 Blue Sky. 113 00:05:45,320 --> 00:05:45,980 Darren Mack. 114 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,860 Damien Crawford. 115 00:05:48,340 --> 00:05:49,320 Jack Thomas. 116 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:51,460 Who says, lovely drum. 117 00:05:51,860 --> 00:05:53,980 He's big onto the drum with us as well. 118 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:01,900 What we're doing now is, as you can see at the right hand side of the screen, they've given us a brand new Champions Quest. 119 00:06:02,740 --> 00:06:04,600 This is for the champions out there. 120 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:08,260 But unfortunately, this has only started, it seems. 121 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,620 It hasn't counted my previous wins. 122 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:15,100 I've had three solo wins in total. 123 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:18,980 But none of them seem to have been counted here in the Champions Quest. 124 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:23,900 Hopefully, Champions Quest is extended to solos as well. 125 00:06:23,980 --> 00:06:25,260 I'm not particularly too sure. 126 00:06:26,080 --> 00:06:27,240 Moondust is still a problem. 127 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:35,760 Does anybody know, actually, in the chat there, if this is something that is available to solo heads out there? 128 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:40,920 Or is it just for people who are doing duos, trios, and quads, and all that kind of stuff? 129 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:42,560 Please let me know. 130 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:44,920 In the meantime, check this out here. 131 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,200 It's a lovely Wild Oliver. 132 00:06:48,440 --> 00:06:50,460 I don't want any of it. 133 00:06:50,740 --> 00:06:53,180 That's exactly the kind of stuff that we want to be. 134 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:57,520 That's the kind of attitude that we want to be dispatching towards, lads. 135 00:06:58,260 --> 00:07:00,900 The I don't want any of it sort of attitude. 136 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:04,440 I believe so, says Merton C. 137 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:06,780 You need five in a row, Allen B. 138 00:07:06,780 --> 00:07:11,080 Okay, so I've heard that you need five in a row or you get 30. 139 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,640 You have to have 30 total wins. 140 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,100 In total. 141 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:18,280 Doesn't matter how many times you get them. 142 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,320 You can get them, you know, once every hundred. 143 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:21,720 But as long as you get 30 of them. 144 00:07:22,220 --> 00:07:25,720 But in the rate we were going last week, three in one week. 145 00:07:27,940 --> 00:07:29,860 We could have a champion's quest. 146 00:07:29,860 --> 00:07:34,540 My maths isn't great, Tom, but it looks like what would that be if we can get three in one week? 147 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:41,600 Thank you very much there, Oliver Nielsen and Schnuffels for the tips. 148 00:07:42,020 --> 00:07:43,380 Very, very kind of you there. 149 00:07:43,500 --> 00:07:44,860 Has Tom seen this, Francis? 150 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:45,980 I don't know. 151 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,820 We'll check that link out in a bit there. 152 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:50,040 What's that? 153 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:50,320 Three? 154 00:07:50,580 --> 00:07:51,020 Three? 155 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:51,360 Three? 156 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,020 You've got three wins a week. 157 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,540 So three, six, nine, twelve. 158 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,440 You know, that's a month. 159 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:00,000 So twelve in a month. 160 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:01,720 Twenty-four in two months. 161 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:06,280 And then you've got a few more, a couple of more weeks and then you should have it. 162 00:08:10,540 --> 00:08:15,400 So we're literally looking at a three-month, around about a three-month situation. 163 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:19,260 It could be the case. 164 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:20,480 It could be the case. 165 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:23,420 A nuke by Paddy's day, says Merton C. 166 00:08:23,940 --> 00:08:24,940 Thank you very much there. 167 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:28,000 Vinegar Stroke, L69, for the tip there. 168 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:29,060 Very, very kind of you. 169 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,420 Real things coming soon. 170 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:31,600 Real things coming. 171 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:34,700 Big packages, thank you very much. 172 00:08:34,820 --> 00:08:37,320 Norman Fink Blaster as well for the tip there. 173 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:39,960 Very, very kind of you. 174 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,220 Real thing coming soon. 175 00:08:43,720 --> 00:08:51,080 And we had a shit-hot Scope Talk compilation of the last game there at the beginning of the 176 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:51,420 stream. 177 00:08:51,540 --> 00:08:53,620 It was unprecedented. 178 00:08:54,380 --> 00:08:58,840 We tried to get Scope Talk into the mix to throw his two cents into it. 179 00:08:58,880 --> 00:08:59,560 He was busy. 180 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:03,420 But I have to say that that is looking sick. 181 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,260 Yeah, who did it? 182 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:12,880 A special montage master sent it to me and said, just fucking use it, man. 183 00:09:13,040 --> 00:09:13,880 Just go for it. 184 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:15,900 Unbelievable. 185 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:22,260 It really showcased everything that was good about the last game. 186 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:27,000 And it showed the win at the end of the show, which was very nice. 187 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:28,140 That little story. 188 00:09:30,140 --> 00:09:33,680 Yeah, we need three wins within the season, says Allen B. 189 00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,520 I don't know how long a season is. 190 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:41,900 Look, let's just see what we can get done here today at this moment in time. 191 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,360 It's Battle Royale. 192 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:47,340 Keep clear of that gas. 193 00:09:47,680 --> 00:09:48,060 Get to the stage hall. 194 00:09:48,060 --> 00:09:49,320 Mondo, she's still going. 195 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:54,120 On multiple strongholds. 196 00:09:54,280 --> 00:09:55,880 Locations are marked on your TAC map. 197 00:09:59,980 --> 00:10:03,420 Locations are marked on our TAC map. 198 00:10:04,080 --> 00:10:09,420 It would seem there's a stronghold very, very far away. 199 00:10:09,720 --> 00:10:13,740 We might even be arsed just fucking drifting over there and seeing what's going on. 200 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,420 Expecting high quality play like the last day. 201 00:10:16,860 --> 00:10:23,320 You smoked a lot of homies, said CMOS4044. 202 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:31,380 I once had a camcorder, Mini DV camcorder Sony that had a CMOS chip in it. 203 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,440 I'm not sure if CMOS is still there. 204 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:39,500 Technology in usage today, but if it is, do be sure to let us know. 205 00:10:39,640 --> 00:10:41,380 It would be very nice to know about that. 206 00:10:41,520 --> 00:10:43,020 Captain Cabinets, thank you very much. 207 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:46,420 Trapped in Cabinets, thank you very much for the tip there. 208 00:10:47,600 --> 00:10:49,700 Any tips for the betting, Francis? 209 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:53,000 And this is, I tell you, I'm not great for the tips at the moment. 210 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,440 A couple of lads have just landed inside this building as we speak. 211 00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,020 I don't really have any tips to give you. 212 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:03,680 Look, I'm shivering at the moment with a slight chill in the air. 213 00:11:03,740 --> 00:11:05,560 I didn't want to have the fucking heat on too much. 214 00:11:05,620 --> 00:11:11,100 I didn't want to be sweating during this, but I mean, I've miscalculated and it's too chilly at the moment. 215 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:17,480 I'm not getting the excuses out there before the inevitable pain of being killed. 216 00:11:17,780 --> 00:11:22,080 But I mean, I have to say, I need to be warmer than this physically. 217 00:11:22,080 --> 00:11:26,060 If I'm to perform at my optimum, I'm not at my optimum temperature, Tom. 218 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:31,760 Really needs to be sorted out in a big, big fashion here. 219 00:11:31,760 --> 00:11:35,780 You've got people tuning in, expecting that high quality stuff you laid down. 220 00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,860 The foundation's the last day. 221 00:11:38,540 --> 00:11:41,040 And now people are wanting to see more of that as well. 222 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:41,980 So I mean, look. 223 00:11:43,980 --> 00:11:45,860 Get the warm-up done. 224 00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:46,700 That's the main thing. 225 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:48,640 And then see what you can do. 226 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,340 Joker man. 227 00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,860 Thank you very much for the tip there. 228 00:11:54,560 --> 00:11:56,520 Someone's popped a fucking radar there. 229 00:11:56,620 --> 00:12:00,260 And that's someone who opened the stronghold, which we were initially meant to go at. 230 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:07,020 So what we'll do is cruise over here and maybe hide for a bit and take out that guy, even though he's going to see us. 231 00:12:07,420 --> 00:12:08,320 Oh. 232 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,080 There's a guy inside here. 233 00:12:19,360 --> 00:12:20,840 Well, the fucking gas is coming in. 234 00:12:20,880 --> 00:12:21,480 We'll have to move. 235 00:12:23,060 --> 00:12:24,120 Yeah, gas is coming in. 236 00:12:24,280 --> 00:12:27,400 I doubt that guy over in the stronghold has even got his load out. 237 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:29,960 So it could be a situation here. 238 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,500 You can take him out as he's moving. 239 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:36,120 Yeah, Aiden, the average. 240 00:12:36,220 --> 00:12:36,920 Thank you very much. 241 00:12:38,680 --> 00:12:39,360 Look at this. 242 00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:41,080 Showtime. 243 00:12:45,820 --> 00:12:46,600 Oh, for fuck. 244 00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,240 How did he see me through the smoke? 245 00:12:48,840 --> 00:12:50,580 He must have had X-ray vision. 246 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:51,440 Oh, no. 247 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,680 It's pretty... 248 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:55,040 Pretty easy, actually, to see me. 249 00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:56,220 Don't need X-ray vision for that. 250 00:12:56,260 --> 00:12:58,500 Do you see the blood in the water there, Tom? 251 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:01,400 Yeah, blood stained the water. 252 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,920 Somebody got killed inside that little pool of water there. 253 00:13:05,020 --> 00:13:07,620 And it turned out to look like a scene from Jaws. 254 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:10,780 Thank you very much, Joker men and Aiden, the average. 255 00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:16,880 I'm too cold. 256 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:17,640 Exactly. 257 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:19,780 I'm too cold. 258 00:13:19,780 --> 00:13:20,780 *BOOM* 259 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:25,680 Don't you like that? 260 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,380 Oh fuck. 261 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,980 Come on man! 262 00:13:35,980 --> 00:13:37,680 You gave it a solid try. 263 00:13:37,680 --> 00:13:38,680 What? 264 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,680 Time to head back to base. 265 00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:48,080 I can't believe it, you had him. You actually had him cracked. You did well with the C4. And then what happened? What went wrong there Francis? 266 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:57,080 Just, again I'm not warm enough. Somebody even said there in the chat, "Chili" moon dust is probably too chilly said RedFM. 267 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:09,080 Spree and Pre says Potty. Look it's just a warm up situation. The hands, hands aren't really cold. It's just the shoulders. It's the shoulders in the back. 268 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,080 Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone. 269 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:15,080 Just need a little bit of fucking... 270 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:18,080 On a scale of one super sweaty. 271 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:26,080 You're sitting at Prince Andrew level of residue. And that's not good enough for anyone. 272 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:27,080 Neither us. 273 00:14:27,080 --> 00:14:30,080 Nor the new world order. 274 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:37,080 Just gonna open this link here from... 275 00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:44,080 Knuckles here and see what is going on. It seems to be a picture or something. It's a picture of you Tom. 276 00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:54,080 Crazy bit of business. But does it look nice? 277 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,080 Well I'm... 278 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:58,080 It's definitely a picture of you anyway. 279 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:59,080 It's a great... 280 00:14:59,080 --> 00:15:07,080 It's well done. It's very well done. I'm just trying to fucking grab it now so I can put it onto the screen. 281 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,080 Gas is inbound. 282 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:15,080 Yeah, it's very well done. I don't know who has done this. 283 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:19,080 Let me see there now. Open that link there. 284 00:15:21,080 --> 00:15:22,080 Let's have a look at it. 285 00:15:23,080 --> 00:15:24,080 Here we go Tom. It's coming up. 286 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,080 Do I really look like that? 287 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:41,080 I'm afraid you do Tom. I'm afraid you do. That's your face. How do you feel about that? 288 00:15:41,080 --> 00:15:43,080 Black side's clear. Area secure. 289 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:46,080 I don't know how to feel about it to be honest. 290 00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:51,080 Mixed emotions to be honest. 291 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,080 And who did that? 292 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:57,080 Who did this? Does anybody know who did this? 293 00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:59,080 They sent it in a fucking message. 294 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:01,080 It's on Facebook. 295 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,080 But I can't get the actual message... 296 00:16:03,080 --> 00:16:06,080 The link that you sent me on screen. I could only put the image up. 297 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:08,080 But... 298 00:16:08,080 --> 00:16:11,080 It's fine art no matter what... 299 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:14,080 Whatever the weather, it is fine art. 300 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,080 Let's just hit that play again button there. 301 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,080 And move on. 302 00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,080 Yeah, I'm actually in two minds. I don't know. 303 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,080 I'm very impressed by the... 304 00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:30,080 By the artwork and the artist. 305 00:16:30,080 --> 00:16:32,080 But I am actually saddened. 306 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:34,080 I actually thought I had a... 307 00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,080 I thought I had a better face than that, to be honest. 308 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,080 Well... 309 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,080 You don't, Tom. 310 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,080 That's the top and bottom of it. 311 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,080 You don't. 312 00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,080 And... 313 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:50,080 It's unfortunate that you don't have a great face. 314 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:51,080 But... 315 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:54,080 It's fortunate that people are willing to go to the effort... 316 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,080 To replicate your face... 317 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:57,080 In a... 318 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,080 In a mad format like that. 319 00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,080 Yeah, thank you very much there. 320 00:17:01,080 --> 00:17:03,080 To whoever did that. 321 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:06,080 And let us know there in the chat. 322 00:17:06,080 --> 00:17:07,080 If so we can... 323 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,080 Link to your... 324 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,080 Give you a shout or reference. 325 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:13,080 Whatever it is you're looking for there. 326 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080 Thank you very much there. 327 00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:17,080 Neil Oliver Cromwell. 328 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:18,080 Very kind of easy. 329 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,080 NWA sponsor Global Cooling. 330 00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080 Kept you from peaking. 331 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:24,080 Francis. 332 00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:25,080 And... 333 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,080 Conrad 01. 334 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:27,080 Thank you very much. 335 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Lovely Monday stream. 336 00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,080 Happens to be my birthday. 337 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:30,080 Happy birthday to you, Conrad. 338 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,080 Hope you're getting on well there. 339 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:34,080 Yeah, cheers there. 340 00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:39,080 Conrad and Captain Sack just walked by Tonery's in Bohermore. 341 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:41,080 It's still open for pints. 342 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:42,080 So that's great. 343 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,080 We've... 344 00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:45,080 We've actually got confirmation. 345 00:17:45,080 --> 00:17:48,080 That real life confirmation of somebody who's walked by it. 346 00:17:49,080 --> 00:17:53,080 Somebody was saying there the last day that it wasn't even available anymore. 347 00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:55,080 Tonery's was not available. 348 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,080 That was lies. 349 00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:59,080 Nothing but utter, utter lies. 350 00:18:00,080 --> 00:18:06,080 You can go there, you can roam about a real environment with your own avatar, which is yourself. 351 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:12,080 Having pints in Tonery's, it sounds like an absolute magisterial night. 352 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,080 And thank you as well to Dublin City Simulator who says, 353 00:18:17,080 --> 00:18:20,080 "Looking forward to some more Matthew Broderick-style vehicula..." 354 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:23,080 I won't say anything. 355 00:18:24,080 --> 00:18:27,080 I mean, thanks very much for the tip there as well. 356 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,080 "I don't have a cup of tea on the side to warm your digits up." 357 00:18:30,080 --> 00:18:31,080 I don't have a cup of tea. 358 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:36,080 I just have the fucking energy drink and the bottle of water there. 359 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:39,080 Well, let's just see how we get going. 360 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,080 I don't want to fucking... 361 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:43,080 I don't want to make too big a deal out of it. 362 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,080 You know the way it goes. 363 00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,080 We start off usually there's a little bit of... 364 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,080 There's a few teething problems that usually need to be ironed out. 365 00:18:52,080 --> 00:18:59,080 Again, we've got this Voodoo Yetonomics that I didn't even use in the last session. 366 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:04,080 I ended up just going for broke with the AK Yeti 47. 367 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:07,080 Let's set that to favourite actually if we can. 368 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:09,080 No. 369 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:11,080 I'm not going to do that. 370 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:15,080 But that's what I'm going to be using again here. 371 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:21,080 And look, it seems to be the case that when it comes down to the crunch, 372 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:23,080 you've got too short... 373 00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,080 You've got a short to medium term engagement set up there 374 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,080 with the emphasis very heavily on short. 375 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080 Short mead. 376 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:37,080 Not mead to long or mead long or long range. 377 00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:42,080 Let's just prioritise getting up into people's faces, 378 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,080 getting deep, getting dirty, 379 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,080 and getting... 380 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:48,080 Really, really making a nuisance. 381 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:50,080 It's the rat class. 382 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,080 It's a rat class. 383 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,080 And you've got to think like a rat, move like a rat, 384 00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:58,080 move your body like a rat, 385 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,080 and just get as many bullets out quick. 386 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:03,080 I think that's the aim of the game though. 387 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,080 No royale. 388 00:20:09,080 --> 00:20:11,080 Thank you very much there, Dara Dermody for the tip. 389 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,080 You've got gas closing in fast. 390 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,080 On after zone to the safe zone. 391 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,080 I can feel it, but look, don't want to temp fate there. 392 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:20,080 Let's have a quick look and see what we're doing here. 393 00:20:23,080 --> 00:20:25,080 Right, right, right, right, right. 394 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:27,080 I'm beginning to feel a little bit warmer now. 395 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:29,080 The room temperature is getting there. 396 00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:35,080 Contract and then a redeploy unit. 397 00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,080 One, two, three, four, five situation. Come on. 398 00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:45,080 It's a one, two, three, four, five. 399 00:20:46,080 --> 00:20:47,080 Somebody asking me there. Spooky asking me for that. 400 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:56,080 I just want to wait until we actually get into a one, two, three, four, five situation before I start blasting that out there, you know, because it can... 401 00:20:56,080 --> 00:21:05,080 You don't want to level accusations of one, two, three, four, five or eight people and then only be delivering like a one or even at best a mediocre two. 402 00:21:05,080 --> 00:21:06,080 It's not what we want. 403 00:21:06,080 --> 00:21:07,080 We want a full pudding today. 404 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080 We want a full pudding today. 405 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,080 And we're going for a full pudding. 406 00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:14,080 We've got that redeploy straight out of the fucking woodwork with that. 407 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,080 A couple of fucking fire sticks. 408 00:21:16,080 --> 00:21:17,080 That's nice. 409 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:23,080 Stick that radar down there just in case someone's fucking messing around the side of town. 410 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:28,080 And a Baz Rootin, 50 in the clip. Kill streak. 411 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,080 Let's get this. This is a nice start. Not too bad. Not too shabby. 412 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:38,080 A few plates as well. That would be nice. We have them. 413 00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:44,080 You can see there's somebody over there in the house. 414 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,080 It could have been your bounty that you heard in the house and he's destroyed so you've got the money. 415 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:52,080 What are you going to do? 416 00:21:53,080 --> 00:22:01,080 I'm just going to fucking head for the house there because if the contract was there, maybe we can get whoever killed them. 417 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,080 I'll tell you what, I'll pop that drone out of the fucking situation room there. 418 00:22:06,080 --> 00:22:08,080 Injection of P's. Thank you very much. 419 00:22:13,080 --> 00:22:16,080 Let's go thermal. Thermal optics. 420 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:22,080 So that's interesting enough now. Can't, there's nobody around unless they're in this house here. 421 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:35,080 Nothing there. Nothing there. Nothing there. They, oh yeah. Oh, right. That's it. That's it. 422 00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:44,080 So there is. We have got, we've got someone actually right next to us. We're actually very, we're in a dodgy location right now. 423 00:22:48,080 --> 00:23:02,080 We don't know where this lad is going. 424 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:16,080 We don't know where this lad is going. 425 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:16,320 Go. 426 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,520 He's upstairs, eh? 427 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:40,460 What's he doing? 428 00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:42,900 Why is he not coming down to fucking... 429 00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:44,980 Take out the trash? 430 00:23:45,580 --> 00:23:46,980 And we got another trash... 431 00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:49,400 Bat over here. Let's see if we can... 432 00:23:59,580 --> 00:24:01,400 Come on. Stand up. Stand up. 433 00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:03,400 Fuck. 434 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:20,900 This guy on the roof. What's he... Oh... Oh... He's taking the piss. 435 00:24:20,900 --> 00:24:22,900 You gotta load out drop inbound. 436 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:34,900 Gas is moving in. New safe zone located. 437 00:24:38,900 --> 00:24:40,580 How do we get up there? Fuck. 438 00:24:40,580 --> 00:24:43,180 Oh, we got two... Two cunts now. 439 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:47,600 Not great, Tam. 440 00:24:48,420 --> 00:24:50,900 Now looking good. You need to... Get to safety here. 441 00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,260 You've got a sniper. 442 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,280 And... Feller in a car as well. 443 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,680 And the gas. The gas is coming in. 444 00:24:58,980 --> 00:25:03,320 It's... It's... Not ideal. Let's just say that. 445 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,300 Hopefully that car is going to distract you. 446 00:25:05,300 --> 00:25:06,520 There, motherfucker now. 447 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,300 Not great. 448 00:25:20,300 --> 00:25:24,720 But we... We will be able to get away. That's the main thing. 449 00:25:26,060 --> 00:25:27,620 Because, uh... 450 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:29,580 We were actually under siege there. 451 00:25:30,580 --> 00:25:31,620 And now we're not. 452 00:25:31,620 --> 00:25:33,460 You've got gas moving in. 453 00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:37,440 I'm just gonna get away. It's... It's too hot. It's too hot. It's too sticky. 454 00:25:38,740 --> 00:25:39,920 It's very sticky. 455 00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:43,720 Let's save the bacon, yeah? 456 00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:46,880 Let's not get too carried away with ourselves. 457 00:25:49,420 --> 00:25:52,320 Definitely the wisest strategy at the moment, anyway. 458 00:25:53,280 --> 00:25:54,360 Get out of Dodge. 459 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:56,200 Find yourself a nice... 460 00:25:56,980 --> 00:25:58,760 Plate or two or three or four. 461 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,500 There's nothing here back into the car. 462 00:26:01,020 --> 00:26:02,400 Not a great start at all. 463 00:26:02,500 --> 00:26:03,540 Not very auspicious. 464 00:26:13,300 --> 00:26:14,200 Could be some... 465 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,640 Dodgeballers over here in this yoke. 466 00:26:17,780 --> 00:26:19,000 This, uh... Market Town. 467 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,780 There's the guy right down there. I don't think... 468 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,340 He thinks that I haven't seen him, but I have... 469 00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:24,580 It could be vehicular! 470 00:26:24,860 --> 00:26:25,700 And that's nice. 471 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:31,540 See you later, man. See you later. 472 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:34,280 It hurts. Look, it hurts. 473 00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:36,620 But we don't make the rules around here. 474 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,760 We don't make the rules around here. 475 00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,600 But we do have a few rules we want to tell you. 476 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:45,560 But the main one is you're not allowed... 477 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,260 To run around when we're in town. 478 00:26:48,740 --> 00:27:02,700 Holy shit. Sweaty snake. 479 00:27:02,820 --> 00:27:03,400 Thank you very much. 480 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:06,100 We had the beautiful redeploy kit. 481 00:27:06,200 --> 00:27:08,160 I wonder is it worth trying to go for this now? 482 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:14,900 Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on. 483 00:27:18,460 --> 00:27:19,180 Yeti 47. 484 00:27:19,980 --> 00:27:20,960 We're back in the mix. 485 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,160 Back in the mix with the Yeti 47. 486 00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,840 Lamsey, thanks very much for the tip. 487 00:27:26,220 --> 00:27:27,480 And Sweaty Snake as well. 488 00:27:27,540 --> 00:27:33,760 Tommy, you're going to have to be a Webster's Dictionary definition of what actually constitutes a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. 489 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,320 Well, let me tell you. 490 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,060 It needs to be tense. 491 00:27:38,500 --> 00:27:39,800 It needs to be victorious. 492 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,020 It needs to be shambolic. 493 00:27:42,580 --> 00:27:43,800 It also needs to be... 494 00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:47,600 Without lacking in mercy. 495 00:27:48,200 --> 00:27:49,640 It needs to be vigilant. 496 00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,140 And look at this. 497 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:53,420 This could be a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation right here. 498 00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:55,140 He looks like he's set up. 499 00:27:55,320 --> 00:27:56,540 Let's not take... 500 00:27:56,540 --> 00:27:57,840 Let's go and get some plates first. 501 00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:59,320 Because that lad's set up. 502 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:01,860 He is set up. 503 00:28:01,920 --> 00:28:02,880 Let's just get out of here. 504 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:04,280 And get this fucking thing. 505 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,920 I don't know where the fucking shots were coming from then. 506 00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,280 But it could be... 507 00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:16,340 We could be in the shit house right now. 508 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:18,120 If we don't get away fast. 509 00:28:18,380 --> 00:28:20,280 The doors have been blown off this fucking thing. 510 00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:24,040 And we've got a sniper up on the top of the police building here. 511 00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,640 Let's go inside. 512 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:27,240 And take him down from inside. 513 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:29,780 Fuck. 514 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:30,320 Fuck. 515 00:28:30,320 --> 00:29:00,300 Oh, man. 516 00:29:00,300 --> 00:29:04,960 Cluster mine deployed. 517 00:29:09,280 --> 00:29:10,740 Try and give this guy the hoo-ha. 518 00:29:11,720 --> 00:29:13,100 Give him the yoo-hoo. 519 00:29:14,560 --> 00:29:16,900 Hopefully he'll come down from below there. 520 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,300 And there's a guy down there as well. 521 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:19,360 We'll give this guy the yoo-hoo. 522 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:20,920 No. 523 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:21,920 No. 524 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:33,900 Potential one, two, three, four, five situation if somebody walks in that bottom section there. 525 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:34,900 He's coming back. 526 00:29:34,980 --> 00:29:35,840 This guy's coming back. 527 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:59,940 Bizarre turn of events there. 528 00:30:00,100 --> 00:30:05,580 I'm sure I saw another guy, but I'm going to take the cash anyway. 529 00:30:05,660 --> 00:30:05,960 Let's go. 530 00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:09,040 We've got 16,000 in the bank box. 531 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,800 There's a guy over here somewhere. 532 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,780 We could end up with a rural rampage if we... 533 00:30:15,780 --> 00:30:16,500 There he is. 534 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,360 There he is. 535 00:30:17,820 --> 00:30:18,600 He's hiding. 536 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,200 Lovely stuff. 537 00:30:23,540 --> 00:30:25,240 That's just what we wanted, Tom. 538 00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,180 It's just what we wanted. 539 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:28,680 It's exactly what we got. 540 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:29,880 Have you got... 541 00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:32,240 There's another guy who's levelling accusations of... 542 00:30:33,100 --> 00:30:35,320 Blast bullet from up here somewhere. 543 00:30:36,020 --> 00:30:36,880 Try and find him. 544 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:37,520 Try and find him. 545 00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,160 Take him out. 546 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,340 Trying to fucking find him, Tom. 547 00:30:41,620 --> 00:30:42,620 But look at this. 548 00:30:42,860 --> 00:30:43,360 For driving. 549 00:30:49,240 --> 00:30:51,520 How the fuck can you not run through those little... 550 00:30:52,520 --> 00:30:53,000 Threes. 551 00:30:53,140 --> 00:30:53,640 They're not... 552 00:30:53,640 --> 00:30:54,100 Oh, fuck. 553 00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:59,080 The guy sniping from inside the petrol station. 554 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:03,180 And we found ourselves in a real nasty situation here. 555 00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,240 I don't even know if we've... 556 00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:07,200 We're running out of road. 557 00:31:09,600 --> 00:31:11,000 Get away from the man! 558 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,480 And that's not what you want. 559 00:31:14,620 --> 00:31:15,420 You did well. 560 00:31:17,040 --> 00:31:17,640 That's... 561 00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:18,000 That... 562 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,280 Oh, that was nasty stuff altogether. 563 00:31:20,460 --> 00:31:21,760 That was like something... 564 00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,800 Out of... 565 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:23,880 A movie about... 566 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,320 Lads out in Iraq... 567 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:25,880 Getting... 568 00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:27,420 Cheesed down a bloody alleyway. 569 00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:28,800 And then... 570 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,480 Done in by the insurgents. 571 00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:31,840 Nasty stuff. 572 00:31:32,980 --> 00:31:33,660 But... 573 00:31:33,660 --> 00:31:33,980 Can you... 574 00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,620 Have you got what it takes to get out the gulag? 575 00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:38,820 Let's see right now. 576 00:31:38,900 --> 00:31:39,400 Gibby jab. 577 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:39,960 Gibby jab. 578 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:45,820 What? 579 00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,260 Where... 580 00:31:46,260 --> 00:31:47,320 Where was that coming from? 581 00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:47,760 What? 582 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,020 Your fight's over, soldier. 583 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:50,280 Oh, he was doing that. 584 00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:50,760 Turn to base. 585 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:51,760 Fair enough. 586 00:31:53,100 --> 00:31:55,360 Yeah, he was hiding behind the box. 587 00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,440 He had mounted his gun on the box. 588 00:31:57,700 --> 00:32:02,100 And he was utilizing a box to level accusations of bullet at your face. 589 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,860 And he did it. 590 00:32:04,020 --> 00:32:05,160 And he did it well as well. 591 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,680 Thank you very much for the tip of Google. 592 00:32:07,060 --> 00:32:08,100 A Google user. 593 00:32:08,260 --> 00:32:10,320 He said, warm your digital hands with this. 594 00:32:12,060 --> 00:32:14,640 That was Gibby Jabulous. 595 00:32:16,440 --> 00:32:17,920 Xanadu 2.0. 596 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:21,200 Yeah, Gibby Jabulous there. 597 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:28,960 A big shout out to DJ Gibby Jab, who hit us with some succulent jibba jabba beats. 598 00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,880 I don't know if you heard it at the beginning there. 599 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,640 Let's get that jib jab going there. 600 00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:40,280 It's the brand new Neil Oliver fucking breakdown remix extravaganza. 601 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,060 We were promising it the last day and now we're delivering, I think. 602 00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,680 I think we are. 603 00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:46,840 The Gibby Jab. 604 00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:49,120 Waists of skin. 605 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:50,380 The Gibby Jab. 606 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:53,040 Sweaty fists. 607 00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:54,440 The Gibby Jab. 608 00:32:55,860 --> 00:32:57,300 Xanadu 2.0. 609 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:58,480 The Gibby Jab. 610 00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:03,340 That succession of pricks. 611 00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:04,760 Evidence of their curiosity. 612 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:06,860 And I'll keep on banging on. 613 00:33:07,420 --> 00:33:09,640 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 614 00:33:10,220 --> 00:33:11,080 And I mean it. 615 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:17,560 And I mean it. 616 00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:18,840 The Gibby Jab. 617 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,400 The Gibby Jab. 618 00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:26,420 The Gibby Jab. 619 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:30,460 The Gibby Jab. 620 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:34,980 Conspiracy theorist. 621 00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:35,820 Granny killer. 622 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:36,520 Covidiot. 623 00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,340 Covid denier. 624 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:38,260 Election denier. 625 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:39,220 Domestic terrorist. 626 00:33:39,460 --> 00:33:40,460 A Putin apologist. 627 00:33:40,660 --> 00:33:42,580 All four horsemen of the apocalypse. 628 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:43,740 Cyber attack. 629 00:33:44,020 --> 00:33:44,940 War against Iran. 630 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:46,000 John F. Kennedy. 631 00:33:46,220 --> 00:33:46,840 Lone shooter. 632 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:47,860 The magic bullet. 633 00:33:54,040 --> 00:33:56,020 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 634 00:34:02,580 --> 00:34:04,540 Who do these people think they are? 635 00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:05,760 Curiosity. 636 00:34:06,060 --> 00:34:06,760 The Gibby Jab. 637 00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,040 Wastes of skin. 638 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:10,320 The Gibby Jab. 639 00:34:11,820 --> 00:34:12,980 Sweaty fists. 640 00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,380 The Gibby Jab. 641 00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:17,240 Xanadu 2.0. 642 00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:18,400 The Gibby Jab. 643 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280 That succession of pricks. 644 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,820 Evidence of their curiosity. 645 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:27,920 Wonder can we. 646 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,260 Just paste that. 647 00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,220 Into our. 648 00:34:32,220 --> 00:34:32,660 Situation. 649 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:33,520 Sorry about that. 650 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:33,880 Loud. 651 00:34:34,060 --> 00:34:34,760 Rather loud. 652 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,400 Sound of combat. 653 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:37,720 Thank you very much to Paul. 654 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:38,200 For the tip. 655 00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:39,580 I have some thoughts about. 656 00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:40,020 Charlie. 657 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:40,960 Cappuccino. 658 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:41,400 Heffernan. 659 00:34:41,500 --> 00:34:42,180 And Neil Oliver. 660 00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,580 Can I send it to you. 661 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:45,100 Francis. 662 00:34:45,200 --> 00:34:45,460 You say. 663 00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:46,400 You have some thoughts. 664 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:48,200 Can I send it to you. 665 00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:49,500 Send the thoughts to me. 666 00:34:49,560 --> 00:34:49,740 Is it? 667 00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,700 You can send your thoughts to me. 668 00:34:52,760 --> 00:34:53,060 All right. 669 00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:53,820 I don't know how you're. 670 00:34:53,820 --> 00:34:55,320 How you're thinking about doing that. 671 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:55,700 But I mean. 672 00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:55,980 Look. 673 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,320 I'm ready to receive thoughts. 674 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:00,040 At any given time. 675 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:00,560 Or a moment. 676 00:35:00,740 --> 00:35:01,220 That's never. 677 00:35:01,540 --> 00:35:03,140 It's never not a situation. 678 00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:04,760 I want to try and get. 679 00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:05,860 Gibby Jab. 680 00:35:06,140 --> 00:35:06,460 Into. 681 00:35:07,040 --> 00:35:07,720 This fucking. 682 00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:09,160 Scene. 683 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:10,200 That I've set up here. 684 00:35:10,620 --> 00:35:11,600 Control V. 685 00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:12,360 Paste. 686 00:35:12,580 --> 00:35:13,220 The Gibby Jab. 687 00:35:13,860 --> 00:35:14,800 There's Gibby Jab. 688 00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:15,460 Some skin. 689 00:35:18,460 --> 00:35:19,120 And that's. 690 00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:19,980 Not. 691 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:20,500 The. 692 00:35:20,620 --> 00:35:21,780 That's the Tommy photo. 693 00:35:21,940 --> 00:35:24,100 We still don't know who has done that Tommy photo. 694 00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:25,460 If you can let us know there. 695 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:27,720 Yeah. 696 00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:28,720 If you can let us know. 697 00:35:29,260 --> 00:35:30,180 We'd like to. 698 00:35:31,100 --> 00:35:32,080 Say thank you. 699 00:35:34,220 --> 00:35:35,580 It's not Doomsday. 700 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,260 Is it? 701 00:35:37,940 --> 00:35:38,840 I don't. 702 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:40,120 Think it is. 703 00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,200 It doesn't look like Doomsday's style. 704 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,640 It is a caricature. 705 00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:45,600 N. 706 00:35:45,680 --> 00:35:45,900 N. 707 00:35:45,940 --> 00:35:46,760 It is a caricature. 708 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:48,000 We don't know who's done it though. 709 00:35:48,060 --> 00:35:49,260 Somebody has just sent it to us. 710 00:35:50,420 --> 00:35:51,780 Let's get back into this. 711 00:35:59,100 --> 00:36:00,760 Check that map out. 712 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,080 And see what you're dealing with here. 713 00:36:11,040 --> 00:36:12,780 See I didn't really have much time there. 714 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:13,020 Did you? 715 00:36:14,720 --> 00:36:15,120 Alright. 716 00:36:15,220 --> 00:36:17,060 Got a bit confused there. 717 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,180 I think there is exactly what we want. 718 00:36:19,320 --> 00:36:20,740 But it's going to be crawling with consides. 719 00:36:20,940 --> 00:36:23,280 That's where we were the last day. 720 00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:24,200 Or the last game. 721 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:24,460 Sorry. 722 00:36:27,140 --> 00:36:28,480 Thank you very much Tupo. 723 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:29,440 For the tip there. 724 00:36:29,620 --> 00:36:32,320 And your thoughts attached to said tip. 725 00:36:35,820 --> 00:36:37,480 Enemies are dropping into the area. 726 00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,380 Watch the guys. 727 00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:42,380 Shit. 728 00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:58,380 Pick that up your pipe and smoketh upon its bountiful harvest. 729 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:07,380 Lovely, lovely start to the game. A lovely wasp swarm and an RPK as well. 730 00:37:07,380 --> 00:37:11,380 It's a nice time to be alive. 731 00:37:14,380 --> 00:37:15,380 You okay there, Tom? 732 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:20,380 I am. 733 00:37:22,380 --> 00:37:23,380 Great stuff. 734 00:37:24,380 --> 00:37:28,380 Just thought I could hear someone fucking dancing and lepping around there. 735 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:31,380 Look at all these goodie bags here, goodie boxes and goodie toys. 736 00:37:31,380 --> 00:37:37,380 It's a brand new pack of toys for us to utilize. 737 00:37:37,380 --> 00:37:42,380 Maybe get inside this fucking house here and see what they've got going on for us as well. 738 00:37:44,380 --> 00:37:47,380 We got the contract, we do. We need to hit that... 739 00:37:48,380 --> 00:37:49,380 That yoke, that... 740 00:37:50,380 --> 00:37:53,380 Tactical, yeah, and that'll do as well. 741 00:37:53,380 --> 00:37:55,380 And maybe we'll open that up, see what we've got inside there. 742 00:37:55,380 --> 00:37:58,380 Okay, let's go. Let's hit that fucking thing and move and fire. 743 00:37:58,380 --> 00:37:59,380 And move and fire. 744 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:01,380 Move and fire is right. 745 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:07,380 Maybe a little radar, tasty little radar if you've gone around there. Can you get a radar? 746 00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:16,380 Too late. I'm not going back now. I'm just gonna hit this and then jump on top of your man's head wherever the fuck he's based. 747 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:22,380 Moving here. 748 00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:27,380 Seems to be in that building there. He's based inside that house. 749 00:38:27,380 --> 00:38:29,380 I can see him. 750 00:38:35,380 --> 00:38:36,380 Oh, why? 751 00:38:38,380 --> 00:38:39,380 Well, I tell you why. 752 00:38:39,380 --> 00:38:42,380 You popped the chute. You popped the chute. 753 00:38:44,380 --> 00:38:46,380 You popped the chute and he hurt it. 754 00:38:47,380 --> 00:38:52,380 You had everything going for you, but you fucked it up. You pissed it all away. 755 00:38:56,380 --> 00:39:00,380 Pissed it all away indeed. Thank you very much there, Mrs. Chewy. 756 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,380 Let's get inside this guy's mind here. 757 00:39:18,380 --> 00:39:22,380 Slip inside the eye of your arse. 758 00:39:23,380 --> 00:39:24,380 And I'm in. 759 00:39:24,380 --> 00:39:28,380 Back in the game, not in arse. 760 00:39:29,380 --> 00:39:34,380 Back in the game. Back in it to win it. Let's do this. Let's make sure we don't piss it all away. 761 00:39:35,380 --> 00:39:41,380 Like you've just done there before. How are you feeling about dropping deep onto some King Crowner? 762 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,380 Moving here. 763 00:39:44,380 --> 00:39:47,380 Oh, fuck it. Why not? 764 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,380 Oh no, we'll go for Laura. We'll go for Laura, will we? 765 00:39:52,380 --> 00:40:01,380 Shit, if you want to go for Laura, I'll go for Laura. I'm not going to say no to you or anything like that. But beware eh. Could be lads right around the corner here. 766 00:40:02,380 --> 00:40:04,380 We'll be gas inbound. Safe zone relocated. 767 00:40:04,380 --> 00:40:06,380 We'll be lads. We've got gas inbound, I tell you something. 768 00:40:07,380 --> 00:40:27,380 We don't want to fucking fall foul of any of these cats. Get down here and get that Yeti 47 magic. Sprinkle a little bit of fucking moon dust. I've got an M4 burn in the fucking hole of the loadout box. Might be something worth investigating in the not too distant future, Tom. 769 00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:45,380 You need to get yourself nice and sorted out, kitted out here first. I'm more inclined really to stick with Yeti 47 until you see any tangible results, you know. Until that happens, watch your house. 770 00:40:54,380 --> 00:41:14,380 I'm going to go for miniature radome, see if we can get anything going out. We don't even have the moolah for that. It's a crazy bit of business. I thought it would be at least less than two grand for a miniature radome. Ah, we've got one in here. That's nice. What we'll do is put that one down and anyone on the horizon. We have a cool cat over here. Let's see if we can do business with them. 771 00:41:15,380 --> 00:41:20,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 772 00:41:20,380 --> 00:41:21,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 773 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:22,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 774 00:41:22,380 --> 00:41:23,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 775 00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:24,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 776 00:41:24,380 --> 00:41:25,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 777 00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:26,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 778 00:41:26,380 --> 00:41:27,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 779 00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:28,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 780 00:41:28,380 --> 00:41:29,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 781 00:41:29,380 --> 00:41:30,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 782 00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:31,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 783 00:41:31,380 --> 00:41:32,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 784 00:41:32,380 --> 00:41:33,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 785 00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:34,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 786 00:41:34,380 --> 00:41:35,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 787 00:41:35,380 --> 00:41:36,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 788 00:41:36,380 --> 00:41:37,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 789 00:41:37,380 --> 00:41:38,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 790 00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:39,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 791 00:41:39,380 --> 00:41:40,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 792 00:41:40,380 --> 00:41:41,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 793 00:41:41,380 --> 00:41:42,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 794 00:41:42,380 --> 00:41:43,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 795 00:41:43,380 --> 00:41:44,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 796 00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:45,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 797 00:41:45,380 --> 00:41:46,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 798 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:47,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 799 00:41:47,380 --> 00:41:48,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 800 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 801 00:41:49,380 --> 00:41:50,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 802 00:41:50,380 --> 00:41:51,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 803 00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:52,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 804 00:41:52,380 --> 00:41:53,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 805 00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 806 00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:55,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 807 00:41:55,380 --> 00:41:56,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 808 00:41:56,380 --> 00:41:57,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 809 00:41:57,380 --> 00:41:58,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 810 00:41:58,380 --> 00:41:59,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 811 00:41:59,380 --> 00:42:00,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 812 00:42:00,380 --> 00:42:01,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 813 00:42:01,380 --> 00:42:02,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 814 00:42:02,380 --> 00:42:03,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 815 00:42:03,380 --> 00:42:04,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 816 00:42:04,380 --> 00:42:05,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 817 00:42:05,380 --> 00:42:06,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 818 00:42:06,380 --> 00:42:07,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 819 00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:08,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 820 00:42:08,380 --> 00:42:09,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 821 00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:10,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 822 00:42:10,380 --> 00:42:11,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 823 00:42:11,380 --> 00:42:12,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 824 00:42:12,380 --> 00:42:13,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 825 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:14,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 826 00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:15,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 827 00:42:15,380 --> 00:42:16,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 828 00:42:16,380 --> 00:42:17,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 829 00:42:17,380 --> 00:42:18,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 830 00:42:18,380 --> 00:42:19,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 831 00:42:19,380 --> 00:42:20,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 832 00:42:20,380 --> 00:42:21,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 833 00:42:21,380 --> 00:42:22,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 834 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:23,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 835 00:42:23,380 --> 00:42:24,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 836 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 837 00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:26,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 838 00:42:26,380 --> 00:42:27,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 839 00:42:27,380 --> 00:42:28,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 840 00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:29,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 841 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 842 00:42:30,380 --> 00:42:31,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 843 00:42:31,380 --> 00:42:32,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 844 00:42:32,380 --> 00:42:33,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 845 00:42:33,380 --> 00:42:34,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 846 00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:35,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 847 00:42:35,380 --> 00:42:36,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 848 00:42:36,380 --> 00:42:37,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 849 00:42:37,380 --> 00:42:38,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 850 00:42:38,380 --> 00:42:39,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 851 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:40,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 852 00:42:40,380 --> 00:42:41,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 853 00:42:41,380 --> 00:42:42,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 854 00:42:42,380 --> 00:42:43,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 855 00:42:43,380 --> 00:42:44,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 856 00:42:44,380 --> 00:42:45,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 857 00:42:45,380 --> 00:42:46,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 858 00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:47,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 859 00:42:47,380 --> 00:42:48,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 860 00:42:48,380 --> 00:42:49,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 861 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:50,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 862 00:42:50,380 --> 00:42:51,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 863 00:42:51,380 --> 00:42:52,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 864 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:53,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 865 00:42:53,380 --> 00:42:54,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 866 00:42:54,380 --> 00:42:55,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 867 00:42:55,380 --> 00:42:56,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 868 00:42:56,380 --> 00:42:57,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 869 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:58,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 870 00:42:58,380 --> 00:42:59,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 871 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:00,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 872 00:43:00,380 --> 00:43:01,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 873 00:43:01,380 --> 00:43:02,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 874 00:43:02,380 --> 00:43:03,380 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Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 888 00:43:16,380 --> 00:43:17,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 889 00:43:17,380 --> 00:43:18,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 890 00:43:18,380 --> 00:43:19,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 891 00:43:19,380 --> 00:43:20,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 892 00:43:20,380 --> 00:43:21,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 893 00:43:21,380 --> 00:43:22,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 894 00:43:22,380 --> 00:43:23,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 895 00:43:23,380 --> 00:43:24,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 896 00:43:24,380 --> 00:43:25,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 897 00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:26,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 898 00:43:26,380 --> 00:43:27,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 899 00:43:27,380 --> 00:43:28,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 900 00:43:28,380 --> 00:43:29,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 901 00:43:29,380 --> 00:43:30,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 902 00:43:30,380 --> 00:43:31,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 903 00:43:31,380 --> 00:43:32,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 904 00:43:32,380 --> 00:43:33,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 905 00:43:33,380 --> 00:43:34,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 906 00:43:34,380 --> 00:43:35,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 907 00:43:35,380 --> 00:43:36,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 908 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 909 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:38,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 910 00:43:38,380 --> 00:43:39,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 911 00:43:39,380 --> 00:43:40,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 912 00:43:40,380 --> 00:43:41,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 913 00:43:41,380 --> 00:43:42,380 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Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 927 00:43:55,380 --> 00:43:56,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 928 00:43:56,380 --> 00:43:57,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 929 00:43:57,380 --> 00:43:58,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 930 00:43:58,380 --> 00:43:59,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 931 00:43:59,380 --> 00:44:00,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 932 00:44:00,380 --> 00:44:01,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 933 00:44:01,380 --> 00:44:02,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 934 00:44:02,380 --> 00:44:03,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 935 00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:04,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 936 00:44:04,380 --> 00:44:05,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 937 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:06,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 938 00:44:06,380 --> 00:44:07,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 939 00:44:07,380 --> 00:44:08,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 940 00:44:08,380 --> 00:44:09,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 941 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 942 00:44:10,380 --> 00:44:11,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 943 00:44:11,380 --> 00:44:12,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 944 00:44:12,380 --> 00:44:13,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 945 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:14,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 946 00:44:14,380 --> 00:44:15,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 947 00:44:15,380 --> 00:44:16,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 948 00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:17,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 949 00:44:17,380 --> 00:44:18,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 950 00:44:18,380 --> 00:44:19,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 951 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:20,380 Be advised, enemies deploy to buy station. 952 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:25,380 "Crazy bit of business, you need to make sure you've got that hundred drum. 953 00:44:25,380 --> 00:44:31,380 You're going into battle thinking you've got one thing and then it turns out you've got nothing. 954 00:44:31,380 --> 00:44:38,380 So it's not swings and roundabouts, it's more swings and you're on the downturn. 955 00:44:38,380 --> 00:44:41,380 You're on the down dip with that swing." 956 00:44:41,380 --> 00:44:46,380 "Down dip with that swing indeed. Skip all this shit. 957 00:44:46,380 --> 00:44:47,380 I don't want to see any of this. 958 00:44:47,380 --> 00:44:50,380 I just want to go to my weapons please." 959 00:44:50,380 --> 00:44:52,380 And so this is what I thought I had here. 960 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:53,380 Look at this. 961 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,380 A beautiful butterfly drum on it. 962 00:44:55,380 --> 00:44:56,380 It's not what I had at all. 963 00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:58,380 Yeti 47. 964 00:44:58,380 --> 00:44:59,380 Edit. 965 00:44:59,380 --> 00:45:00,380 Gunsmith. 966 00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:04,380 100 drum. 967 00:45:04,380 --> 00:45:14,380 I'm going to take that slimline pro optic off and I am going to stick on a rear grip 968 00:45:14,380 --> 00:45:22,380 just to give us that little extra bit of fucking accuracy and who knows, maybe even recoil control. 969 00:45:22,380 --> 00:45:23,380 Handling. 970 00:45:23,380 --> 00:45:25,380 Okay, so that's take that optic off. 971 00:45:25,380 --> 00:45:27,380 Yeah, that's exactly what we want. 972 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:28,380 Now we're playing. 973 00:45:28,380 --> 00:45:35,380 I mean, I can't exactly be expected to perform, you know, with the tools that are substandard. 974 00:45:35,380 --> 00:45:38,380 And that's exactly what I had in that battle there. 975 00:45:38,380 --> 00:45:42,380 Marity Moo, thank you very much for the tip there. 976 00:45:42,380 --> 00:45:45,380 And to Lazy, thank you very much. 977 00:45:45,380 --> 00:45:47,380 Who says spiders there. 978 00:45:47,380 --> 00:45:48,380 Let's play. 979 00:45:48,380 --> 00:45:50,380 It was a great start to the game. 980 00:45:50,380 --> 00:45:58,380 Unfortunately, it became sticky and not very nice at all during the short to medium third. 981 00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,380 Top. 982 00:45:59,380 --> 00:46:04,380 Yes, I want to say thank you very much there to Tupo as well. 983 00:46:04,380 --> 00:46:11,380 Said the other seas, the bountiful earth, the hills of Wicklow getting, the riot having the crack, 984 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:14,380 Thantos and Eros Claymore versus Playmore. 985 00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:16,380 Really classic Greek stuff. 986 00:46:17,380 --> 00:46:21,380 Well, I really don't understand what any of that meant, but thanks very much for the tip. 987 00:46:21,380 --> 00:46:25,380 I suppose it's something about the, um, about the monkey. 988 00:46:25,380 --> 00:46:28,380 Look, we're not going to mention him at the moment because it's been a few days. 989 00:46:28,380 --> 00:46:30,380 It's been a few weeks actually. 990 00:46:30,380 --> 00:46:37,380 And he's just in our thoughts and we will say a prayer, but it's not looking great for that guy at all. 991 00:46:37,380 --> 00:46:39,380 The Jibby Jab. 992 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:42,380 Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab. 993 00:46:42,380 --> 00:46:46,380 Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab. 994 00:46:46,380 --> 00:46:50,380 Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab. 995 00:46:53,380 --> 00:46:56,380 That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity. 996 00:46:56,380 --> 00:46:58,380 And I'll keep on banging on. 997 00:46:58,380 --> 00:47:01,380 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 998 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,380 And I mean it. 999 00:47:03,380 --> 00:47:04,380 The Jibby Jab. 1000 00:47:04,380 --> 00:47:20,380 I just have to knock off the Jibby Jab there for a moment and, uh, say there was actually part two to that message there that I read. 1001 00:47:20,380 --> 00:47:23,380 I, no, I beg your pardon. 1002 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:24,380 I read part two. 1003 00:47:24,380 --> 00:47:26,380 I didn't read part one as well. 1004 00:47:26,380 --> 00:47:27,380 Thesis part one. 1005 00:47:27,380 --> 00:47:32,380 Charlie Heffernan and Neil Oliver epitomize the two halves of the human psyche. 1006 00:47:32,380 --> 00:47:35,380 Two cuddly monkeys gazing into the abyss. 1007 00:47:35,380 --> 00:47:40,380 But where the one only sees effigies of elite pedophiles and turbo cancer. 1008 00:47:40,380 --> 00:47:46,380 The other sees the bountiful earth, the hills of Wicklow getting the ride and having the crack. 1009 00:47:46,380 --> 00:47:47,380 Thantos and Eros. 1010 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:49,380 Claymore versus Playmore. 1011 00:47:49,380 --> 00:47:51,380 Really classic Greek stuff. 1012 00:47:51,380 --> 00:47:54,380 And I don't know what to make of that, Francis. 1013 00:47:54,380 --> 00:47:55,380 What do you make of that? 1014 00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:56,380 Digital hands. 1015 00:47:56,380 --> 00:48:01,380 It sounds like a lot of educated stuff. 1016 00:48:01,380 --> 00:48:02,380 Sounds very literary. 1017 00:48:02,380 --> 00:48:06,380 It sounds like there's some references there that we don't really know about. 1018 00:48:06,380 --> 00:48:07,380 We're talking Greek mythology. 1019 00:48:07,380 --> 00:48:09,380 We're talking mythos. 1020 00:48:09,380 --> 00:48:13,380 We're talking fucking all of that kind of stuff. 1021 00:48:13,380 --> 00:48:19,380 You know, sipping from the Oracle and hearing voices and seeing different bits and pieces. 1022 00:48:19,380 --> 00:48:20,380 We don't know any of it. 1023 00:48:20,380 --> 00:48:21,380 We've never read any of that stuff. 1024 00:48:21,380 --> 00:48:25,380 Have you read any Homer there, Tom? 1025 00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,380 I have not. 1026 00:48:26,380 --> 00:48:28,380 I don't know about Homer. 1027 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:38,380 Have you not read about the fucking, the horse, the Trojan horse filled full of fucking warriors? 1028 00:48:39,380 --> 00:48:45,380 I've heard of a Trojan horse like a, somebody doing work from the inside. 1029 00:48:45,380 --> 00:48:48,380 Yeah, but that's, that's from the Greeks. 1030 00:48:48,380 --> 00:48:53,380 That's from the fucking, they actually brought a horse into town. 1031 00:48:53,380 --> 00:48:59,380 And Helen of town was rescued by the lads inside that horse. 1032 00:48:59,380 --> 00:49:00,380 It's a crazy bit of business. 1033 00:49:00,380 --> 00:49:07,380 Thank you very much anyway for the tip there, Tupo and Merti Mu. 1034 00:49:07,380 --> 00:49:10,380 Look, let's get this going right here, right now. 1035 00:49:10,380 --> 00:49:12,380 The funny business ends now. 1036 00:49:12,380 --> 00:49:13,380 Wastes of skin. 1037 00:49:17,380 --> 00:49:19,380 No more Mr. Nice Guy. 1038 00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:23,380 And we've got another beautiful contract next to a redeploy unit. 1039 00:49:23,380 --> 00:49:24,380 That's where we're headed. 1040 00:49:24,380 --> 00:49:26,380 And that's where we're feeling. 1041 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:30,380 We can really make some beautiful, beautiful gains this time of year. 1042 00:49:30,380 --> 00:49:31,380 This time of night. 1043 00:49:31,380 --> 00:49:32,380 10 to 7. 1044 00:49:32,380 --> 00:49:35,380 And this the 22nd of January. 1045 00:49:35,380 --> 00:49:36,380 2024. 1046 00:49:36,380 --> 00:49:40,380 Do you ever believe you'd see the data? 1047 00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,380 I did not. 1048 00:49:41,380 --> 00:49:46,380 I actually thought I wouldn't make it to 2022, would you believe? 1049 00:49:46,380 --> 00:49:48,380 Back in 2020, one and a half. 1050 00:49:48,380 --> 00:49:49,380 I thought 2022 was... 1051 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:50,380 You're on the ground. 1052 00:49:50,380 --> 00:49:51,380 Move it. 1053 00:49:51,380 --> 00:49:52,380 ...was hit and missed. 1054 00:49:52,380 --> 00:49:53,380 Is there somebody here? 1055 00:49:53,380 --> 00:49:55,380 Look, I'm not sure that... 1056 00:49:55,380 --> 00:49:57,380 I think we missed the fucking contract. 1057 00:49:57,380 --> 00:49:59,380 It was upstairs on top of that ceiling, on top of the roof there. 1058 00:49:59,380 --> 00:50:00,380 And we've missed it. 1059 00:50:00,380 --> 00:50:01,380 But look, here we are in sub-base. 1060 00:50:01,380 --> 00:50:14,380 And people who played the Modern Warfare 2 back in, I think, 2009. 1061 00:50:14,380 --> 00:50:16,380 We recognize this area. 1062 00:50:16,380 --> 00:50:22,380 Thank you very much there, Alan Kaida and Omni619. 1063 00:50:22,380 --> 00:50:24,380 I'm ready to pounce now. 1064 00:50:24,380 --> 00:50:27,380 We just need to get ourselves a nice weapon. 1065 00:50:27,380 --> 00:50:32,380 Get to that redeploy unit and then pounce. 1066 00:50:32,380 --> 00:50:37,380 And I'm not gonna make a fuck up like I did with that other guy before, 1067 00:50:37,380 --> 00:50:42,380 where I pop the chute and then he hears me and then it's game over. 1068 00:50:42,380 --> 00:50:43,380 Not gonna happen like that. 1069 00:50:43,380 --> 00:50:46,380 We're learning from our mistakes this time around, Tom. 1070 00:50:48,380 --> 00:50:51,380 Big time. Make sure you've got a tactical and make sure you've got a grenade as well. 1071 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:53,380 We don't wanna go in there empty-handed. 1072 00:50:53,380 --> 00:50:57,380 It's not nice to go to the party without something in the back pocket. 1073 00:50:57,380 --> 00:51:00,380 And you've got a lovely couple of fire sticks there. 1074 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:04,380 Maybe a knife for a bit of knife play. 1075 00:51:11,380 --> 00:51:12,380 Holy shit. 1076 00:51:12,380 --> 00:51:16,840 that dropped down to the thing from here. 1077 00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:19,280 Don't know where those shots are coming from. 1078 00:51:19,700 --> 00:51:20,860 Hopefully it's not over here. 1079 00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:26,780 And there's the submachine gun. 1080 00:51:26,820 --> 00:51:27,240 That's beautiful. 1081 00:51:28,700 --> 00:51:29,460 Doesn't matter. 1082 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,700 You can drop into the AO all day long. 1083 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:32,160 I'm gone. 1084 00:51:32,260 --> 00:51:32,680 See you later. 1085 00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:37,000 Let's find out where this cat is hiding 1086 00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,620 and take control of his world. 1087 00:51:40,780 --> 00:51:42,240 We're looking at that building. 1088 00:51:42,780 --> 00:51:43,420 Just there. 1089 00:51:48,620 --> 00:51:49,840 He seems to be in there. 1090 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:51,400 Maybe drop down and drop a radar 1091 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,580 and see what we're dealing with. 1092 00:52:07,960 --> 00:52:09,000 He's on your level. 1093 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:21,300 Not great at all, Tom. 1094 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:23,820 Again, it's just a real bad buzz. 1095 00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:28,800 After the fucking montage that we started the stream with, 1096 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:30,640 we started the stream with a beautiful montage, 1097 00:52:31,020 --> 00:52:33,080 set up the proceedings, 1098 00:52:33,340 --> 00:52:34,260 and now we're not delivering. 1099 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,340 It feels painful. 1100 00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:37,520 It's very painful, 1101 00:52:37,640 --> 00:52:39,560 but look, you need to get up. 1102 00:52:39,640 --> 00:52:41,160 After you get smacked in the face, 1103 00:52:41,220 --> 00:52:42,400 you need to get back up again 1104 00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,560 and start smacking other faces. 1105 00:52:45,700 --> 00:52:46,580 It's the main thing. 1106 00:52:50,580 --> 00:52:58,440 What kind of noise that is, Tom? 1107 00:52:58,500 --> 00:52:59,340 But it's not nice. 1108 00:52:59,740 --> 00:53:00,600 Let's have a look. 1109 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,120 Anybody down here on this loadout drop, 1110 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:03,880 if it is, 1111 00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,580 it's too late because we're going in. 1112 00:53:05,640 --> 00:53:06,220 We're going in deep. 1113 00:53:06,300 --> 00:53:06,760 Poddy Bob, 1114 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:07,940 thank you very much for the tip. 1115 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,680 Yeti 47. 1116 00:53:15,120 --> 00:53:17,260 We've got that 100-round drum. 1117 00:53:17,640 --> 00:53:18,440 I'm just going to wait here. 1118 00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:22,040 Hopefully somebody else comes down to pee. 1119 00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:26,880 Poddy Bob, 1120 00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:27,660 thank you very much, 1121 00:53:27,700 --> 00:53:28,320 and here comes. 1122 00:53:29,100 --> 00:53:30,200 Here comes the hot sniper. 1123 00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:43,180 Sorry there, Tom. 1124 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:45,020 Just thought I'd copy your laughter 1125 00:53:45,020 --> 00:53:48,040 as we transitioned back to me there. 1126 00:53:48,180 --> 00:53:49,760 I didn't mean anything by that. 1127 00:53:49,760 --> 00:54:04,380 I'm just going to get out of here. 1128 00:54:04,380 --> 00:54:06,080 Ah, fuck off! 1129 00:54:06,800 --> 00:54:07,960 Failure ain't fatal. 1130 00:54:08,300 --> 00:54:10,180 It's just an opportunity to do better. 1131 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:12,140 You've got gas going... 1132 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:12,660 Moondust. 1133 00:54:17,600 --> 00:54:18,360 Moondust. 1134 00:54:19,240 --> 00:54:20,880 I'm doing well. 1135 00:54:21,020 --> 00:54:23,380 I'm feeling I'm back in it now. 1136 00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:24,160 I'm back in it. 1137 00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:26,520 It's just I need to fucking not take the piss. 1138 00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:29,100 I need to not take the piss. 1139 00:54:29,160 --> 00:54:29,860 I'm doing it. 1140 00:54:29,900 --> 00:54:30,900 I'm doing it well. 1141 00:54:31,220 --> 00:54:33,260 I just need to go at it 1142 00:54:33,260 --> 00:54:35,100 and go at it really hard 1143 00:54:35,100 --> 00:54:37,440 and without fear or favour. 1144 00:54:40,760 --> 00:54:42,620 Also, it was... 1145 00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:43,720 You know, I'm... 1146 00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,480 I'm falling foul of you as well, Tom, 1147 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,720 by imitating you. 1148 00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:48,620 I'm sorry about that. 1149 00:54:48,720 --> 00:54:51,660 Yeah, it's definitely having a serious repercussion 1150 00:54:51,660 --> 00:54:53,420 on your ability to perform as well. 1151 00:54:53,480 --> 00:54:54,180 Let's just say that. 1152 00:54:54,260 --> 00:54:56,180 It's not only me that you're upsetting. 1153 00:54:56,500 --> 00:54:57,660 It's the viewers as well 1154 00:54:57,660 --> 00:54:59,020 who are rooting for you. 1155 00:54:59,180 --> 00:55:00,600 Let's just put it out there. 1156 00:55:00,780 --> 00:55:02,720 No matter how shit you are, 1157 00:55:03,020 --> 00:55:04,300 there's people there who are rooting for you. 1158 00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:06,200 Thank you very much, sir, Max Tomlinson. 1159 00:55:06,200 --> 00:55:08,580 For the tip, if you're having girl problems, 1160 00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:09,620 I feel bad for you, son. 1161 00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:11,280 I got 99 problems. 1162 00:55:12,280 --> 00:55:13,980 But moondust ain't one. 1163 00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:16,300 Thank you very much, Tom, for the tip party, Bob. 1164 00:55:16,340 --> 00:55:17,200 If you fancy your snipe, 1165 00:55:17,240 --> 00:55:19,480 the cat AMR has one headshot knockdown. 1166 00:55:19,580 --> 00:55:20,340 Let's have a look at that. 1167 00:55:20,420 --> 00:55:21,360 Have you got that in the setup? 1168 00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:24,260 Let's have a look inside the locker here. 1169 00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:24,860 I think we do. 1170 00:55:24,900 --> 00:55:25,660 If we go to sniper. 1171 00:55:26,240 --> 00:55:27,540 Oh, I've got the SPR on that. 1172 00:55:27,580 --> 00:55:29,340 But I did have a tricked out cat. 1173 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:29,940 Yeah, do you know what? 1174 00:55:29,980 --> 00:55:32,040 Let's get that cat going there. 1175 00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,600 Cat Dealey. 1176 00:55:33,780 --> 00:55:37,100 Let's move that at pace there. 1177 00:55:37,140 --> 00:55:38,520 Let's get back to SMG. 1178 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,800 Go back to sniper rifle. 1179 00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:41,240 Get the cat AMR. 1180 00:55:41,480 --> 00:55:43,060 What attachments do we have? 1181 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,700 We don't have it ranked up to the maximum, 1182 00:55:44,860 --> 00:55:45,820 but we've got... 1183 00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,100 We can put a grip on it. 1184 00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:52,340 We can put a barrel on it. 1185 00:55:52,960 --> 00:55:54,600 We can stick a muzzle on it. 1186 00:55:55,120 --> 00:55:56,240 A sonic suppressor. 1187 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:57,160 Yeah, we'll have that. 1188 00:55:57,620 --> 00:55:58,020 Ammunition. 1189 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:02,760 Let's put some frangibles or high velocities inside that. 1190 00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:05,160 And as far as a laser, 1191 00:56:05,680 --> 00:56:06,520 might as well... 1192 00:56:06,520 --> 00:56:07,640 We might as well... 1193 00:56:07,640 --> 00:56:08,080 No. 1194 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:08,740 No. 1195 00:56:09,580 --> 00:56:11,440 We can still do that in the interim. 1196 00:56:11,920 --> 00:56:14,260 Just going to run to the toilet before we get to the interim. 1197 00:56:14,260 --> 00:56:17,440 Moondust. 1198 00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,980 Moondust is still a problem. 1199 00:56:22,600 --> 00:56:23,140 Moondust. 1200 00:56:25,460 --> 00:56:26,000 Moondust. 1201 00:56:28,400 --> 00:56:28,880 Moondust. 1202 00:56:31,140 --> 00:56:31,700 Moondust. 1203 00:56:31,700 --> 00:57:01,680 Thank you. 1204 00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:03,820 Thank you very much for the tips, lad. 1205 00:57:03,960 --> 00:57:05,620 Max Tomlinson, thank you very much. 1206 00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:07,540 And PoddyBob and Omni619. 1207 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:13,000 I think what needs to happen now is basically complete and utter dedication to the craft. 1208 00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:15,160 Real concentration. 1209 00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:16,400 Heavy concentration. 1210 00:57:17,220 --> 00:57:20,880 Heavy, heavy, in-depth thinking. 1211 00:57:21,380 --> 00:57:22,260 Battle room. 1212 00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:23,180 Battle stations. 1213 00:57:23,780 --> 00:57:24,940 No bullshit. 1214 00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:25,660 No nothing. 1215 00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:27,200 Straight into war. 1216 00:57:27,380 --> 00:57:28,220 Straight into action. 1217 00:57:28,820 --> 00:57:29,960 Reflexes of a cat. 1218 00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:32,220 The demeanour of a pigeon. 1219 00:57:32,740 --> 00:57:35,400 And the heart of a lovely pony. 1220 00:57:35,940 --> 00:57:38,500 Which has been through the wars, Tom. 1221 00:57:39,140 --> 00:57:43,940 You paint a very zoological picture there. 1222 00:57:44,460 --> 00:57:48,020 And all manner of parts of your mind, body and soul. 1223 00:57:48,340 --> 00:57:50,400 Each one different animal. 1224 00:57:51,300 --> 00:57:53,500 And it's just about to go 7pm. 1225 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:57,120 It's just gone 7pm with 0% packet loss. 1226 00:57:57,720 --> 00:58:03,520 And a latency, which would really put the cat amongst the pigeons, a latency of 46ms. 1227 00:58:06,480 --> 00:58:07,000 46ms. 1228 00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:07,820 That's pretty good. 1229 00:58:07,860 --> 00:58:09,500 If you think about it, it's not the worst. 1230 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:10,400 Gameboy. 1231 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,440 Nintendo Gameboy. 1232 00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:13,380 You're not a killer. 1233 00:58:13,580 --> 00:58:14,020 No, I'm not. 1234 00:58:16,360 --> 00:58:18,560 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? 1235 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:19,900 Get into this Moondust style. 1236 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:22,960 This is where it starts now. 1237 00:58:23,100 --> 00:58:23,600 Right now. 1238 00:58:24,100 --> 00:58:25,440 58 minutes we've been streaming. 1239 00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:32,340 But it's now where we actually start to really, really, really believe. 1240 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:37,760 Really, really, and I mean believe. 1241 00:58:39,620 --> 00:58:42,400 I've never felt more believe in my life. 1242 00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:43,360 Back off. 1243 00:58:44,120 --> 00:58:45,200 Pure GB jab. 1244 00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:52,600 We're hitting that, and then we're hitting that. 1245 00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,420 And we're going to have to hit it fast because the gas is coming in. 1246 00:58:57,500 --> 00:58:58,780 The gas is coming in. 1247 00:58:59,020 --> 00:59:00,560 It's time to make a move. 1248 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,720 If you haven't got it, don't come to town. 1249 00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:05,140 Don't come crying to me. 1250 00:59:05,840 --> 00:59:08,520 When you get fucking kicked out of the arena. 1251 00:59:13,780 --> 00:59:15,580 Going to be no tears here right now. 1252 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:21,060 The only tears that are going to be cried are the tears of the people we dispatch. 1253 00:59:27,980 --> 00:59:29,200 Let's find out what we're doing. 1254 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,660 Let's get that cat AMR straight off the rip. 1255 00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:35,720 Soldier. 1256 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:37,680 Hopefully a fucking thing in here. 1257 00:59:37,740 --> 00:59:38,480 Yes, we've got one. 1258 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:39,240 Lovely stuff. 1259 00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:41,440 And then a couple of plates as well. 1260 00:59:41,560 --> 00:59:41,760 Great. 1261 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:42,340 Let's move. 1262 00:59:42,440 --> 00:59:43,200 Let's make a move. 1263 00:59:45,900 --> 00:59:47,420 Submachine gun would be nice, maybe. 1264 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:48,120 Nah, fuck it. 1265 00:59:48,660 --> 00:59:49,860 We need to get the contract. 1266 00:59:50,260 --> 00:59:51,340 Contract is downstairs. 1267 00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:53,420 The gas is coming in fast. 1268 00:59:59,080 --> 00:59:59,620 Where's the... 1269 00:59:59,620 --> 00:59:59,700 Where's the... 1270 00:59:59,700 --> 01:00:02,200 I don't know what that is there. 1271 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:02,920 Weekly challenge. 1272 01:00:05,220 --> 01:00:06,460 Bounty targets identified. 1273 01:00:06,880 --> 01:00:07,520 Weapons free. 1274 01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:08,540 Oh, fuck. 1275 01:00:08,540 --> 01:00:38,520 I'm gonna be back. 1276 01:00:38,520 --> 01:01:01,520 Not a great start, but we got... we've managed to escape and evade. And we're kind of fucked. We need a vehicle of some kind. This guy is gonna be fucking chasing us. But we've got that sniper rifle. Could be something. Could be something in it worth doing. 1277 01:01:05,520 --> 01:01:12,520 We don't want to get Wesley sniped either, so I mean... we're playing a dangerous game here. 1278 01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:19,520 Dangerous times. Dangerous measures. 1279 01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:26,520 Time to move up to a different... a higher ground, maybe. You've got a smoker and you've got a breacher drone as well. 1280 01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:33,520 I know. We need to wait till the fucker gets close before we use that breacher drone on him, do you know? 1281 01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:40,520 Maybe we'll get on top of this building here and see if we can scope out what's happening. Any accusations of man around here, no? The Isle of Man. 1282 01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:47,520 I didn't want to jump... I didn't want to jump... I didn't want to jump off the fucking thing though. 1283 01:01:47,520 --> 01:01:54,520 Where is he gone? 1284 01:01:54,520 --> 01:02:01,520 Unless he's... fucked up over there. 1285 01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:02,520 No. 1286 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:03,520 Dodgeball. 1287 01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:08,520 Let's get into the car there and we've... we've probably lost this bloody contract. 1288 01:02:08,520 --> 01:02:10,820 Where is he gone? 1289 01:02:15,820 --> 01:02:18,520 Unless he's fucked up over there. 1290 01:02:25,300 --> 01:02:25,780 No. 1291 01:02:27,140 --> 01:02:27,580 Dodgeball. 1292 01:02:28,300 --> 01:02:31,680 Get into the car there and we've probably lost this bloody contract now 1293 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,080 because we've spent so long trying to get away from this guy. 1294 01:02:35,640 --> 01:02:38,680 Joe Mama is the guy that we're actually after here. 1295 01:02:39,020 --> 01:02:40,280 We've only got 24 seconds. 1296 01:02:40,420 --> 01:02:41,580 It's a busted flush, Tom. 1297 01:02:42,480 --> 01:02:43,300 Busted flush. 1298 01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:44,080 Not great. 1299 01:02:44,220 --> 01:02:48,740 But at the end of the day, that evasion move there, that's worth something. 1300 01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,420 Gas is moving in. 1301 01:02:50,600 --> 01:02:51,700 New safe zone located. 1302 01:02:51,860 --> 01:02:54,180 A little bit of a different spin on this situation. 1303 01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,080 That gives you a little bit of a confidence boost. 1304 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:04,800 Yeah, I was going to go around there, just wait around the buy station there. 1305 01:03:04,800 --> 01:03:05,820 We lost that. 1306 01:03:05,820 --> 01:03:06,620 But it wasn't happening. 1307 01:03:06,740 --> 01:03:07,840 The bounty contract's been pulled. 1308 01:03:08,260 --> 01:03:10,340 There could have been somebody waiting for us there as well. 1309 01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:12,060 And this is not great driving. 1310 01:03:12,520 --> 01:03:15,680 But it's just going to have to do for the time being. 1311 01:03:17,620 --> 01:03:19,080 A lovely box down here. 1312 01:03:19,300 --> 01:03:23,860 Somebody's leveling accusations of airstrike at us. 1313 01:03:24,180 --> 01:03:27,760 This could be an airstrike right now if we fuck this up. 1314 01:03:28,020 --> 01:03:29,760 Yeti 47's in the purse though. 1315 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:30,700 That's the main thing. 1316 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,220 And now we can get a show on the road. 1317 01:03:35,280 --> 01:03:41,220 Once that Yeti 47 is in the back pocket, everything feels nice and sweet. 1318 01:03:42,220 --> 01:03:43,620 Everything does feel sweet. 1319 01:03:43,740 --> 01:03:46,680 You're in somebody's radar dome at the moment. 1320 01:03:46,820 --> 01:03:51,280 You need to maybe stay out of that and go look for another contract. 1321 01:03:51,860 --> 01:03:54,720 But preferably one that's not inside the radius of that radar. 1322 01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,560 We'll have a look here now. 1323 01:03:57,720 --> 01:03:59,300 We want to keep our eyes on the road. 1324 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:00,360 Hands upon the wheel. 1325 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:01,660 Going to the road house. 1326 01:04:02,020 --> 01:04:03,540 Going to make a real... 1327 01:04:03,540 --> 01:04:04,740 A good time. 1328 01:04:06,540 --> 01:04:09,080 Nothing really to be fucking... 1329 01:04:09,080 --> 01:04:11,700 Thinking about just here at the moment. 1330 01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:16,080 We can't find any particular contracts to really go and grab. 1331 01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:20,480 So we're going to keep heading down maybe towards one of these buy stations. 1332 01:04:21,200 --> 01:04:24,280 Maybe towards this money house here. 1333 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,980 We get to the money house, Tom. 1334 01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:31,360 That should be assorted then for some goodie bags and goodie... 1335 01:04:31,360 --> 01:04:32,960 We will get to the nearest goodie box then. 1336 01:04:32,980 --> 01:04:34,680 Because right now we've only got 15,000. 1337 01:04:34,760 --> 01:04:35,900 That's going to get us nothing. 1338 01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:38,640 It's all about the goodies. 1339 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:42,700 It really has 55 left in the battle zone. 1340 01:04:43,700 --> 01:04:46,420 If you can get yourself something nice inside this house. 1341 01:04:46,600 --> 01:04:48,380 Look, you're getting fucking sniped at. 1342 01:04:49,600 --> 01:04:50,160 Wesleyed. 1343 01:04:54,420 --> 01:04:58,380 Just find ourselves a lovely chest inside here. 1344 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:02,600 But we have to be... 1345 01:05:03,820 --> 01:05:05,140 Very careful. 1346 01:05:05,260 --> 01:05:06,520 We don't want to get fucking Wesleyed. 1347 01:05:06,520 --> 01:05:07,440 As we just said there. 1348 01:05:07,880 --> 01:05:10,580 Where is this fucking thing? 1349 01:05:14,460 --> 01:05:15,100 There we go. 1350 01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:17,740 Nice. 1351 01:05:18,100 --> 01:05:19,320 And that'll do as well. 1352 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:20,700 It's a durable, Tom. 1353 01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:26,580 I think you've got yourself a durable end. 1354 01:05:28,420 --> 01:05:30,580 You have a bloody revive as well. 1355 01:05:31,320 --> 01:05:31,700 Which... 1356 01:05:31,700 --> 01:05:33,000 Somebody's looking at you. 1357 01:05:33,120 --> 01:05:33,600 Watch out. 1358 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:45,960 I can see a fucking launcher back around here. 1359 01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:47,560 So we won't bother going for the car there. 1360 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:49,060 Because there was a Wesley waiting for us. 1361 01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:52,660 Waiting to smack our melon into a thousand pieces. 1362 01:05:54,480 --> 01:05:55,980 We need to be cute here as well. 1363 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,700 There could be lads right around the corner here. 1364 01:05:59,380 --> 01:06:01,760 I mean, it's usually fucking high. 1365 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:02,480 There we go. 1366 01:06:02,480 --> 01:06:02,960 Look at that. 1367 01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:07,080 Oh! 1368 01:06:07,300 --> 01:06:08,180 It's packed up! 1369 01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:08,920 I killed it! 1370 01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,540 Not what I wanted, but it's okay. 1371 01:06:11,640 --> 01:06:13,320 We're still inside the circle of death. 1372 01:06:14,560 --> 01:06:15,680 You're on my line now. 1373 01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:18,640 We're still inside the... 1374 01:06:18,640 --> 01:06:20,480 We're still inside the circle. 1375 01:06:20,580 --> 01:06:21,900 We've got a few nice things. 1376 01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,760 Just a bit tight. 1377 01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,220 A bit too close for comfort there. 1378 01:06:29,360 --> 01:06:30,440 Gap is closing in. 1379 01:06:30,660 --> 01:06:31,880 Relocating the safe zone. 1380 01:06:32,040 --> 01:06:33,500 And that's the UAV we wanted. 1381 01:06:34,920 --> 01:06:36,680 Requesting recon flyover. 1382 01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,440 Fucking hell. 1383 01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:40,460 That's coming from all angles. 1384 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:41,580 That's coming from all angles. 1385 01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,620 I have no plates. 1386 01:06:54,820 --> 01:06:55,300 Oh! 1387 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:56,880 I didn't look at the radar, Tom. 1388 01:06:57,600 --> 01:06:59,040 Didn't look at the fucking radar. 1389 01:06:59,860 --> 01:07:00,300 Again. 1390 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:01,680 Unbelievable. 1391 01:07:02,000 --> 01:07:04,020 So, who do these people think they are? 1392 01:07:04,580 --> 01:07:05,780 You didn't look at the radar. 1393 01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:07,800 You could have seen them coming in. 1394 01:07:07,860 --> 01:07:09,580 But look, even if you hadn't seen them, 1395 01:07:10,280 --> 01:07:11,480 you had no plates. 1396 01:07:11,820 --> 01:07:13,420 You were up against it. 1397 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,980 And that's the nature of solos. 1398 01:07:17,380 --> 01:07:21,160 Just feel as though your best is ahead of you. 1399 01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:22,820 Thanks, Tom. 1400 01:07:22,860 --> 01:07:24,600 It's great to have that little bit of fucking support. 1401 01:07:24,720 --> 01:07:25,440 Just that little bit of... 1402 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,820 A few grains of salt 1403 01:07:26,820 --> 01:07:29,240 on the chip of life 1404 01:07:29,240 --> 01:07:31,100 to really go somewhere. 1405 01:07:31,100 --> 01:07:32,500 to making it a nicer meal. 1406 01:07:33,440 --> 01:07:35,480 And that's a waste of a fucking petrol bomb. 1407 01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:38,500 Oh, where I'm going here? 1408 01:07:41,780 --> 01:07:42,440 That's lovely. 1409 01:07:42,560 --> 01:07:43,060 That's lovely. 1410 01:07:43,180 --> 01:07:44,400 You're going to like that, Tom, do you? 1411 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,160 I'm loving it. 1412 01:07:47,140 --> 01:07:48,400 Very, very nice stuff. 1413 01:07:50,840 --> 01:07:51,780 Very nice stuff. 1414 01:07:51,840 --> 01:07:52,040 Now, 1415 01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:55,500 Not a bad situation to be in. 1416 01:07:55,500 --> 01:07:57,760 You're liking the swimming pool area, 1417 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:59,380 the baths, the bath holes. 1418 01:08:02,380 --> 01:08:06,620 I'm thinking that might be where we've had some luck in the past. 1419 01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,940 It might be where we have some luck in the not too distant future, 1420 01:08:10,060 --> 01:08:10,840 as in right now. 1421 01:08:10,840 --> 01:08:14,560 But there's also a bounty and a redeploy there. 1422 01:08:14,780 --> 01:08:16,440 Is it worth the hassle? 1423 01:08:16,440 --> 01:08:17,020 Can we... 1424 01:08:17,020 --> 01:08:17,760 Can we do it? 1425 01:08:22,240 --> 01:08:24,840 Check yourself before you wreck yourself, 1426 01:08:24,960 --> 01:08:27,020 because there's a guy down there in a car, look. 1427 01:08:27,880 --> 01:08:28,740 Nah, fuck it. 1428 01:08:28,900 --> 01:08:29,820 It's too dodgy. 1429 01:08:30,480 --> 01:08:32,620 And there's a guy there in his parachute, look. 1430 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:33,700 He's waiting for you. 1431 01:08:35,160 --> 01:08:37,140 So we've got a guy waiting for us. 1432 01:08:37,700 --> 01:08:37,920 Hello. 1433 01:08:39,220 --> 01:08:39,700 Hello. 1434 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:44,460 You want to go fighting down here, man? 1435 01:08:47,200 --> 01:08:48,840 Enemies are dropping into the area. 1436 01:08:49,020 --> 01:08:49,740 Watch the skies. 1437 01:08:52,520 --> 01:08:53,620 He's not answering. 1438 01:08:53,720 --> 01:08:55,280 I was asking him for a fight there. 1439 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,280 He turned off his mic and flew away. 1440 01:08:58,280 --> 01:09:28,260 He turned off his mic and flew away. 1441 01:09:28,260 --> 01:09:31,720 But we're back on now, I believe. 1442 01:09:31,940 --> 01:09:34,080 And thank you very much there, Krusty Whore, 1443 01:09:34,220 --> 01:09:34,980 for the tip there. 1444 01:09:35,040 --> 01:09:35,980 I hope you're getting on well. 1445 01:09:36,060 --> 01:09:37,540 Let's see what we can do here, 1446 01:09:37,620 --> 01:09:40,840 as we level accusations of survival at ourselves. 1447 01:09:43,640 --> 01:09:44,280 Not great. 1448 01:09:44,340 --> 01:09:44,720 Not great. 1449 01:09:44,780 --> 01:09:45,160 Not great. 1450 01:09:45,160 --> 01:09:46,260 Somebody waiting for us. 1451 01:09:46,400 --> 01:09:47,300 Doing our fucking trick. 1452 01:09:49,460 --> 01:09:50,340 Oh, that hurts. 1453 01:09:50,480 --> 01:09:50,900 That hurts. 1454 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:52,160 Does that... 1455 01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:53,400 That hurts. 1456 01:09:53,820 --> 01:09:54,440 That hurts. 1457 01:09:54,940 --> 01:09:55,760 That must hurt. 1458 01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:57,440 That... 1459 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,800 That really must have hurt him. 1460 01:09:58,920 --> 01:09:59,980 And he caught you on the hop. 1461 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:00,520 Closing in. 1462 01:10:00,640 --> 01:10:01,720 Get to the new safe zone. 1463 01:10:01,840 --> 01:10:02,660 Caught you on the hop, 1464 01:10:02,700 --> 01:10:03,900 but you had... 1465 01:10:03,900 --> 01:10:05,760 You had a bit of hop inside you. 1466 01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:06,120 That's... 1467 01:10:06,120 --> 01:10:06,740 That's nice. 1468 01:10:07,020 --> 01:10:08,460 You were hopped up yourself, were you? 1469 01:10:09,780 --> 01:10:12,520 Hopped up on fucking monster energy, Tom. 1470 01:10:13,540 --> 01:10:14,180 Other... 1471 01:10:14,180 --> 01:10:15,440 Ridiculously high... 1472 01:10:16,580 --> 01:10:19,160 Sugar and caffeinated beverages are available, 1473 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,500 but that's the one that we've got 1474 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,440 as part of a multi-pack we bought... 1475 01:10:22,440 --> 01:10:23,480 Months ago. 1476 01:10:23,580 --> 01:10:25,440 Just been sitting in the back arse of the fridge... 1477 01:10:26,440 --> 01:10:29,180 Waiting for the right time to bust it out. 1478 01:10:29,260 --> 01:10:31,740 And it seems to be having a nice effect right at the moment. 1479 01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:33,700 I was really ready for that guy. 1480 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:35,620 I've also got a... 1481 01:10:35,620 --> 01:10:37,000 A mortar strike, 1482 01:10:37,280 --> 01:10:39,960 which could really come in handy. 1483 01:10:40,020 --> 01:10:41,760 We've got two MP5s. 1484 01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,980 That's just how I do business. 1485 01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:44,660 One isn't enough for me. 1486 01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:47,120 I need to go and find a bigger calibre weapon. 1487 01:10:47,160 --> 01:10:47,680 That's nice. 1488 01:10:48,560 --> 01:10:49,100 The Geist. 1489 01:10:49,180 --> 01:10:50,600 TR-76 Geist. 1490 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:53,040 Okay. 1491 01:10:53,800 --> 01:10:54,560 We've got a lot... 1492 01:10:54,560 --> 01:10:55,340 We can hear footsteps. 1493 01:10:55,340 --> 01:10:57,920 We're requesting ordnance. 1494 01:10:58,260 --> 01:10:59,060 Position marked. 1495 01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:00,360 Gas is moving. 1496 01:11:01,340 --> 01:11:02,020 Heads up! 1497 01:11:02,200 --> 01:11:03,360 Jailbreak is active. 1498 01:11:08,300 --> 01:11:09,840 Enemies dropping into the AO. 1499 01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:17,660 What the fuck? 1500 01:11:22,380 --> 01:11:24,020 I wonder why my... 1501 01:11:24,020 --> 01:11:26,020 My... 1502 01:11:26,020 --> 01:11:29,560 Marsha strike didn't take out that drone in the sky there. 1503 01:11:40,560 --> 01:11:45,640 Be nice to come away at the end of today's session with at least one win. 1504 01:11:45,980 --> 01:11:47,220 So we can get our... 1505 01:11:47,220 --> 01:11:50,340 Champions contract underway with something to sing about. 1506 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:51,540 The campaign starts today. 1507 01:11:51,560 --> 01:11:52,840 It's like the Champions League. 1508 01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:55,420 But in Warzone format. 1509 01:11:57,840 --> 01:11:59,260 Enemy UAV overhead. 1510 01:12:05,260 --> 01:12:05,980 That's... 1511 01:12:05,980 --> 01:12:06,420 We've got... 1512 01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:07,860 We've got some nice stuff now. 1513 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:09,480 Enemy UAV overhead though. 1514 01:12:09,540 --> 01:12:10,100 We need to... 1515 01:12:10,100 --> 01:12:13,560 Not get too complacent. 1516 01:12:15,860 --> 01:12:18,340 Can hear a guy coming on inside a car there. 1517 01:12:19,180 --> 01:12:19,700 Look at this. 1518 01:12:25,020 --> 01:12:25,420 Wow. 1519 01:12:25,500 --> 01:12:26,240 He's coming towards us. 1520 01:12:26,280 --> 01:12:26,400 Look. 1521 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:31,760 He's taking those bullets all day long. 1522 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:33,920 They're not a problem to him. 1523 01:12:34,020 --> 01:12:34,220 He's... 1524 01:12:34,220 --> 01:12:36,680 He's in a souped up tanker machine of a car. 1525 01:12:40,220 --> 01:12:40,980 Johnny Taco. 1526 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:42,360 Thank you very much for the tip. 1527 01:12:43,580 --> 01:12:44,540 We're getting on well. 1528 01:12:44,680 --> 01:12:45,160 And look. 1529 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:47,700 Might look like we're just hiding at the moment. 1530 01:12:48,140 --> 01:12:49,680 Like a scared, scared... 1531 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:51,760 Man. 1532 01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:52,260 But I... 1533 01:12:52,260 --> 01:12:53,420 That isn't the way... 1534 01:12:53,420 --> 01:12:54,680 That I play games. 1535 01:12:56,620 --> 01:12:57,880 So we're going to the top. 1536 01:12:58,360 --> 01:12:59,060 Let it be known. 1537 01:12:59,300 --> 01:13:00,780 Let everyone know where we are, yeah? 1538 01:13:00,980 --> 01:13:02,040 Let them come to us. 1539 01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:02,960 We're not scared. 1540 01:13:03,220 --> 01:13:04,160 And we're ready for action. 1541 01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:06,440 What about this down here? 1542 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,020 We saw some action over here. 1543 01:13:08,140 --> 01:13:09,020 Not too long ago. 1544 01:13:09,220 --> 01:13:09,420 Is it... 1545 01:13:09,420 --> 01:13:11,060 Is it somebody on foot? 1546 01:13:11,160 --> 01:13:11,840 They've gone relocated. 1547 01:13:12,160 --> 01:13:13,880 If there's someone on foot in that building, 1548 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:15,100 they have to come across here. 1549 01:13:15,680 --> 01:13:16,800 But at the same time, 1550 01:13:16,960 --> 01:13:18,180 gas coming in, Tom. 1551 01:13:20,300 --> 01:13:21,180 Just as you say, 1552 01:13:21,260 --> 01:13:22,960 that shot's not too far away 1553 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:24,140 from the other side of the building. 1554 01:13:24,280 --> 01:13:25,100 Maybe worth a look. 1555 01:13:26,100 --> 01:13:27,740 Friendly loadout drops on the way. 1556 01:13:32,080 --> 01:13:41,540 Just trying to think about this one. 1557 01:13:41,620 --> 01:13:43,060 What's the best play of action? 1558 01:13:43,220 --> 01:13:44,020 Is it to go over there, 1559 01:13:44,200 --> 01:13:45,460 face facts with those guys? 1560 01:13:45,540 --> 01:13:47,080 Or is it to try and get across to there? 1561 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:48,020 At the same time, 1562 01:13:48,520 --> 01:13:49,780 we land over there, 1563 01:13:50,340 --> 01:13:51,140 it's not great. 1564 01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:54,600 We want to be right there. 1565 01:13:54,600 --> 01:13:55,700 We got gas moving in. 1566 01:13:56,060 --> 01:13:57,880 We haven't got time to quibble. 1567 01:13:58,540 --> 01:13:59,960 We're just going to take the parachute 1568 01:13:59,960 --> 01:14:00,720 and go for it. 1569 01:14:00,860 --> 01:14:03,020 And hopefully we can land on the quad bike over here 1570 01:14:03,020 --> 01:14:04,560 and get moving fast. 1571 01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:09,700 And there's a fucking car coming towards us now. 1572 01:14:09,760 --> 01:14:11,140 We need to get out of this car's way. 1573 01:14:12,120 --> 01:14:12,640 Don't worry. 1574 01:14:12,760 --> 01:14:13,320 Don't worry. 1575 01:14:13,440 --> 01:14:13,880 Don't worry. 1576 01:14:13,980 --> 01:14:14,420 Don't worry. 1577 01:14:14,540 --> 01:14:14,920 Don't worry. 1578 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:17,520 This isn't great. 1579 01:14:17,740 --> 01:14:18,900 This is not great now. 1580 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,540 This is the worst situation we've been in in a while. 1581 01:14:22,020 --> 01:14:22,680 Fucking hell. 1582 01:14:22,860 --> 01:14:23,640 That is very... 1583 01:14:23,640 --> 01:14:24,300 That's thick. 1584 01:14:24,760 --> 01:14:26,180 That's some sick stuff right there. 1585 01:14:26,440 --> 01:14:29,140 We need to find a place to feel safe. 1586 01:14:29,500 --> 01:14:31,140 We need to find a place to feel safe. 1587 01:14:31,260 --> 01:14:32,520 Put some plates on our back. 1588 01:14:32,520 --> 01:14:34,040 Yep. 1589 01:14:34,140 --> 01:14:35,460 You've got no plates at the moment. 1590 01:14:35,660 --> 01:14:38,580 One shot and it's all over for Francis right here. 1591 01:14:39,080 --> 01:14:39,840 Right now. 1592 01:14:40,120 --> 01:14:40,920 Fat boy slim. 1593 01:14:44,440 --> 01:14:46,120 You need to get off the main drag. 1594 01:14:52,300 --> 01:14:53,860 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1595 01:14:53,940 --> 01:14:54,780 That was hard. 1596 01:14:54,780 --> 01:14:56,500 That was a hard one to say. 1597 01:14:56,620 --> 01:14:57,860 A bitter pill to swallow. 1598 01:14:58,100 --> 01:14:58,360 Tom. 1599 01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:04,200 You drove into a snake trap. 1600 01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:06,700 And that was a well-laid trap. 1601 01:15:06,840 --> 01:15:08,280 Because they had C4. 1602 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:09,540 They had mines down. 1603 01:15:09,920 --> 01:15:12,980 And at the same time, they'd left the contract there. 1604 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,460 So, it was a very smart move. 1605 01:15:16,380 --> 01:15:17,800 I mean, a very smart move. 1606 01:15:18,700 --> 01:15:21,360 You wouldn't think that there was somebody there. 1607 01:15:21,540 --> 01:15:24,640 That's the genius behind that move there. 1608 01:15:25,700 --> 01:15:27,840 You wouldn't think there was someone there. 1609 01:15:28,620 --> 01:15:29,380 And look at this. 1610 01:15:29,480 --> 01:15:31,440 I wouldn't be surprised if this cat gets another... 1611 01:15:31,440 --> 01:15:33,900 ...sweet, sweet piece of beef... 1612 01:15:33,900 --> 01:15:36,140 ...before he leaves this area here. 1613 01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:39,220 Because that contract looks very succulent... 1614 01:15:39,220 --> 01:15:42,140 ...to anybody who is driving around in the area. 1615 01:15:42,240 --> 01:15:42,840 Look, he had a... 1616 01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:44,180 He had a double mind. 1617 01:15:44,960 --> 01:15:46,020 He had a double mind. 1618 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:47,660 And, uh... 1619 01:15:47,660 --> 01:15:49,620 ...it's just not much you can really do about that. 1620 01:15:49,680 --> 01:15:51,320 He can't legislate for that. 1621 01:15:51,320 --> 01:15:53,420 At all. 1622 01:15:53,420 --> 01:15:55,800 And he's left his Emporium. 1623 01:15:56,020 --> 01:15:56,120 Oh! 1624 01:15:56,700 --> 01:15:57,600 He's got another one. 1625 01:15:58,240 --> 01:16:00,320 But he's got accusations of laser beam... 1626 01:16:01,140 --> 01:16:03,060 ...coming at him. 1627 01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:03,660 Oh, God. 1628 01:16:03,720 --> 01:16:04,140 That was... 1629 01:16:04,140 --> 01:16:04,720 That was tight. 1630 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:05,580 Wow. 1631 01:16:05,800 --> 01:16:06,120 Nice. 1632 01:16:07,500 --> 01:16:07,840 Yeah. 1633 01:16:10,520 --> 01:16:11,160 Maybe. 1634 01:16:11,160 --> 01:16:11,260 Maybe. 1635 01:16:13,120 --> 01:16:13,600 Maybe. 1636 01:16:14,740 --> 01:16:16,300 And Anaconda G... 1637 01:16:17,300 --> 01:16:21,200 Anaconda G's Irish Castle Mysteries by Konami. 1638 01:16:21,920 --> 01:16:24,360 The original working title of the game. 1639 01:16:24,860 --> 01:16:25,380 But... 1640 01:16:25,380 --> 01:16:27,220 ...turned out they got Pat Kenny... 1641 01:16:28,220 --> 01:16:29,940 And Anaconda G was... 1642 01:16:29,940 --> 01:16:30,600 Moondust... 1643 01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:32,600 ...canned from the project. 1644 01:16:32,860 --> 01:16:33,980 Moondust is still a problem. 1645 01:16:34,100 --> 01:16:35,740 A lot of consternation about that one, Tom. 1646 01:16:35,800 --> 01:16:36,240 Moondust... 1647 01:16:36,240 --> 01:16:37,880 A lot of consternation. 1648 01:16:37,980 --> 01:16:39,300 Thanks very much for the tip there. 1649 01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:40,460 Anaconda G. 1650 01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:41,220 And, uh... 1651 01:16:41,220 --> 01:16:42,180 As mentioned before there... 1652 01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:43,880 Johnny Taco and Krusty Hoare. 1653 01:16:44,260 --> 01:16:44,660 Moondust... 1654 01:16:44,660 --> 01:16:45,220 And... 1655 01:16:45,220 --> 01:16:46,580 Nobby Gobblersome. 1656 01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:47,940 And Robbie as well. 1657 01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:48,740 Thank you very much, Robbie. 1658 01:16:48,740 --> 01:16:52,800 A marvellous array of different names there. 1659 01:16:53,060 --> 01:16:53,620 But... 1660 01:16:53,620 --> 01:16:56,620 It seems as though this book seems to be doing the business at the moment. 1661 01:16:56,740 --> 01:16:58,520 I just want to see whether or not he wins it. 1662 01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:00,740 And it gives us a little bit of a boost. 1663 01:17:01,040 --> 01:17:02,080 Knowing that if this... 1664 01:17:02,080 --> 01:17:03,860 If this is the guy that took us out... 1665 01:17:03,860 --> 01:17:06,520 Then it's great to see them go on and win the fucking thing as well. 1666 01:17:07,340 --> 01:17:08,740 What's he rocking there, Francis? 1667 01:17:09,920 --> 01:17:11,920 I think it's a Ram 7. 1668 01:17:13,220 --> 01:17:14,200 Iron Sights. 1669 01:17:16,920 --> 01:17:17,820 Extended mag. 1670 01:17:17,820 --> 01:17:19,580 Heavy Brewing Support Grip. 1671 01:17:19,800 --> 01:17:21,020 A Tempest Barrel. 1672 01:17:21,220 --> 01:17:22,600 And a fucking Sonic Suppressor. 1673 01:17:22,700 --> 01:17:23,580 Or maybe a Monolithic. 1674 01:17:23,740 --> 01:17:24,360 I'm not sure. 1675 01:17:25,020 --> 01:17:25,420 Further. 1676 01:17:25,600 --> 01:17:26,260 Thank you very much. 1677 01:17:26,580 --> 01:17:27,060 Farfurda. 1678 01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,400 Very, very kind of you. 1679 01:17:29,320 --> 01:17:30,940 And we are actually honoured, Tom. 1680 01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:31,180 Are we? 1681 01:17:32,040 --> 01:17:34,220 We are honoured to have Farfurda. 1682 01:17:35,660 --> 01:17:36,460 Supporting us. 1683 01:17:37,540 --> 01:17:38,520 In the game. 1684 01:17:39,280 --> 01:17:39,900 Of life. 1685 01:17:40,240 --> 01:17:41,200 Thank you very much there. 1686 01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:43,820 And a lovely message attached there as well. 1687 01:17:46,320 --> 01:17:47,640 Boardwalk seagulls. 1688 01:17:47,700 --> 01:17:50,320 Never stop until they steal your french fries. 1689 01:17:50,580 --> 01:17:51,900 You are the seagull. 1690 01:17:52,980 --> 01:17:55,960 And the creeps in the lobby are the french fries. 1691 01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:58,820 It's a marvellous bit of imagery there. 1692 01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:04,380 kind of a Cantona-esque sort of thing. 1693 01:18:04,380 --> 01:18:12,060 but then it's mixed up with a fast food situation as well. 1694 01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:13,380 I wasn't expecting it. 1695 01:18:13,380 --> 01:18:13,660 Tom? 1696 01:18:14,460 --> 01:18:15,940 We weren't expecting it at all. 1697 01:18:16,020 --> 01:18:16,900 Thank you very much there. 1698 01:18:16,980 --> 01:18:17,860 Farfurda for the tip. 1699 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,020 And that guy got iced. 1700 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:20,120 I'd say play again. 1701 01:18:20,200 --> 01:18:22,740 We don't want to be sticking around all day here. 1702 01:18:22,820 --> 01:18:24,120 Your man got iced. 1703 01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,960 So that's him done for that. 1704 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:29,420 Any jibby jab going there? 1705 01:18:29,540 --> 01:18:30,080 At all? 1706 01:18:30,180 --> 01:18:30,620 At all? 1707 01:18:30,700 --> 01:18:31,200 At all? 1708 01:18:31,860 --> 01:18:33,000 Moon dust is still a problem. 1709 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,180 I think we might have something. 1710 01:18:35,780 --> 01:18:36,520 The jibby jab. 1711 01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,820 Wastes of skin. 1712 01:18:39,220 --> 01:18:40,060 The jibby jab. 1713 01:18:40,260 --> 01:18:41,280 Ted Stickles. 1714 01:18:41,700 --> 01:18:43,820 Thank you very much there for the tip, Ted. 1715 01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:44,040 The jibby jab. 1716 01:18:45,480 --> 01:18:47,020 Xanadu 2.0. 1717 01:18:47,220 --> 01:18:48,140 The jibby jab. 1718 01:18:51,100 --> 01:18:53,040 That succession of pricks. 1719 01:18:53,220 --> 01:18:54,560 Evidence of their curiosity. 1720 01:18:54,960 --> 01:18:56,440 And I'll keep on banging on. 1721 01:18:56,440 --> 01:18:58,300 And thank you very much Ted Stickles. 1722 01:18:58,400 --> 01:18:59,200 Mr. Huxtable. 1723 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:02,000 And none other than Shitpants McGee. 1724 01:19:02,140 --> 01:19:03,960 Some beautiful names here. 1725 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:04,760 And some lovely tips. 1726 01:19:04,860 --> 01:19:05,900 Thank you very much for that. 1727 01:19:06,220 --> 01:19:09,560 Let's try and really bring it home on this next one. 1728 01:19:09,640 --> 01:19:13,220 Now I'm beginning to feel a little bit warmed up after an hour and 19 minutes. 1729 01:19:13,340 --> 01:19:14,000 How about you, Ted? 1730 01:19:15,140 --> 01:19:16,080 The jibby jab. 1731 01:19:16,700 --> 01:19:17,740 I'm always warm. 1732 01:19:18,280 --> 01:19:19,780 That's one thing you can say about me. 1733 01:19:19,780 --> 01:19:22,200 I always make sure to keep the heating out of the house. 1734 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:25,420 And not to go too extravagant. 1735 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,240 Covid-19. 1736 01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:27,020 Covid denier. 1737 01:19:27,160 --> 01:19:27,960 Election denier. 1738 01:19:28,040 --> 01:19:28,900 Dometic terrorists. 1739 01:19:29,180 --> 01:19:30,220 Appeating apologists. 1740 01:19:30,400 --> 01:19:32,220 All four caution of the apocalypse. 1741 01:19:32,700 --> 01:19:33,420 Cyber attack. 1742 01:19:33,700 --> 01:19:34,580 War against Iran. 1743 01:19:34,800 --> 01:19:35,680 John S. Kennedy. 1744 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:36,560 Lone shooter. 1745 01:19:36,740 --> 01:19:37,520 A magic bullet. 1746 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:39,020 It was definitely necessary, wasn't it? 1747 01:19:40,360 --> 01:19:47,200 Definitely necessary in a big way because a lot of heat needs to be fucking utilised in 1748 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,200 the last couple of weeks. 1749 01:19:48,200 --> 01:19:50,920 And the cold snap that we've just seen go by. 1750 01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:52,420 That's nice. 1751 01:19:52,500 --> 01:19:52,900 That's gone. 1752 01:19:53,080 --> 01:19:53,900 But you know well. 1753 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:54,720 February. 1754 01:19:55,020 --> 01:19:55,340 Curiosity. 1755 01:19:55,700 --> 01:19:56,280 And March. 1756 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,080 They can be a nasty couple of months. 1757 01:19:59,280 --> 01:19:59,720 Can they? 1758 01:20:00,980 --> 01:20:02,140 They can indeed. 1759 01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:04,840 You think you're just out of the eye of the storm. 1760 01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:06,000 Out of deep winter. 1761 01:20:06,360 --> 01:20:08,640 And you're looking down the barrel at spring. 1762 01:20:08,760 --> 01:20:10,360 You can see the arse of spring. 1763 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:11,880 Just at the end of the tunnel. 1764 01:20:12,420 --> 01:20:13,180 We can enjoy it. 1765 01:20:13,860 --> 01:20:17,060 And you know that it's there. 1766 01:20:17,160 --> 01:20:17,660 But still. 1767 01:20:18,020 --> 01:20:18,480 February. 1768 01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:19,680 And March. 1769 01:20:19,820 --> 01:20:20,920 Can turn around. 1770 01:20:21,280 --> 01:20:23,620 And really spit on your eye sometimes. 1771 01:20:23,820 --> 01:20:26,220 The shite they have to throw at you. 1772 01:20:26,220 --> 01:20:27,200 And I mean it. 1773 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:28,460 The jibby jab. 1774 01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,320 The can indeed stateside. 1775 01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:32,260 Good brain. 1776 01:20:32,400 --> 01:20:33,540 Thank you very much there. 1777 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,100 Mr. Good brain. 1778 01:20:35,240 --> 01:20:35,640 For that. 1779 01:20:36,200 --> 01:20:36,720 Jan. 1780 01:20:36,920 --> 01:20:37,260 Feb. 1781 01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:37,780 March. 1782 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:38,900 Now winter. 1783 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:41,080 Now winter says Tom Tom F tube. 1784 01:20:43,480 --> 01:20:44,580 It is winter. 1785 01:20:44,580 --> 01:20:44,600 It is winter. 1786 01:20:44,680 --> 01:20:48,440 But we can see we're staring down the barrel of the winter shaped gun. 1787 01:20:48,900 --> 01:20:50,220 And at the end of the barrel. 1788 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:51,940 I can see spring. 1789 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,800 And that's the wrong metaphor. 1790 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:55,540 Because I mean. 1791 01:20:56,180 --> 01:20:57,160 If you can see spring. 1792 01:20:57,540 --> 01:20:59,180 Surely you'd be inside the gun. 1793 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,660 Looking out towards. 1794 01:21:01,340 --> 01:21:01,620 You know. 1795 01:21:01,680 --> 01:21:02,140 If we're looking. 1796 01:21:02,260 --> 01:21:04,040 But then when you say you're looking down the barrel of a gun. 1797 01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:05,860 The gun is pointed at you. 1798 01:21:06,700 --> 01:21:07,100 So. 1799 01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:10,680 Doesn't really work that met for Tom. 1800 01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:13,020 Doesn't work at all. 1801 01:21:13,160 --> 01:21:13,680 But look. 1802 01:21:14,020 --> 01:21:14,640 Who cares. 1803 01:21:14,780 --> 01:21:16,240 I don't think anybody cares. 1804 01:21:18,300 --> 01:21:20,820 Thanks very much for reassuring me about that Tom. 1805 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:21,560 As long as. 1806 01:21:21,820 --> 01:21:23,360 As long as you say it. 1807 01:21:23,980 --> 01:21:25,200 It's fine by me. 1808 01:21:25,320 --> 01:21:25,780 Scumbelina. 1809 01:21:26,140 --> 01:21:27,980 Thank you very much for your tip there. 1810 01:21:29,600 --> 01:21:31,260 Turn that jibby jab off there. 1811 01:21:31,360 --> 01:21:33,120 Thank you very much Scumbelina for your tip. 1812 01:21:33,240 --> 01:21:33,520 You say. 1813 01:21:33,780 --> 01:21:35,960 Could you give a shout out to my mammy. 1814 01:21:37,040 --> 01:21:37,400 Francis. 1815 01:21:37,800 --> 01:21:40,540 Who is enjoying all the war zone action. 1816 01:21:40,620 --> 01:21:42,060 That's great to hear Francis. 1817 01:21:42,060 --> 01:21:43,160 That you're watching in. 1818 01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:44,360 And it's a great. 1819 01:21:45,220 --> 01:21:46,660 Spin on my name. 1820 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:48,700 Which is exactly the same. 1821 01:21:48,960 --> 01:21:49,400 Phonetically. 1822 01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:50,180 But. 1823 01:21:50,480 --> 01:21:51,540 When you break it down. 1824 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:54,480 And you look at the fucking nuts and bolts of the name. 1825 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:56,220 It's different because. 1826 01:21:56,540 --> 01:21:57,380 There is an I. 1827 01:21:57,660 --> 01:21:58,000 Instead. 1828 01:21:58,600 --> 01:21:59,220 Of an E. 1829 01:21:59,280 --> 01:22:00,080 And that denotes. 1830 01:22:01,460 --> 01:22:03,560 The male version of the name as well. 1831 01:22:03,640 --> 01:22:04,660 All the best to your friends. 1832 01:22:04,740 --> 01:22:05,760 I hope you're getting on well. 1833 01:22:05,820 --> 01:22:06,640 And it's great to have. 1834 01:22:07,320 --> 01:22:08,180 Somebody's mammy. 1835 01:22:08,620 --> 01:22:08,980 Watching. 1836 01:22:09,480 --> 01:22:09,780 This. 1837 01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:13,380 Unbelievably dystopian glimpse. 1838 01:22:14,140 --> 01:22:16,360 At recreational pastimes. 1839 01:22:16,360 --> 01:22:17,360 In 2024. 1840 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:17,480 In 2024. 1841 01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:18,600 That is to say. 1842 01:22:18,740 --> 01:22:19,460 A never ending. 1843 01:22:19,760 --> 01:22:20,280 Flew. 1844 01:22:20,880 --> 01:22:22,300 Of death matches. 1845 01:22:22,900 --> 01:22:23,580 The likes of which. 1846 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:24,720 Have never even been seen. 1847 01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:25,260 Or envisions. 1848 01:22:25,440 --> 01:22:25,680 Even. 1849 01:22:25,840 --> 01:22:27,000 Even in real war. 1850 01:22:27,440 --> 01:22:28,060 I don't think. 1851 01:22:28,160 --> 01:22:29,740 Gets this visceral at times. 1852 01:22:29,840 --> 01:22:30,140 But look. 1853 01:22:30,540 --> 01:22:32,160 Let's not get too bogged down. 1854 01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:34,120 In the fucking mire. 1855 01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:34,820 That is. 1856 01:22:35,140 --> 01:22:36,640 The dystopian hellscape. 1857 01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,160 Of. 1858 01:22:37,840 --> 01:22:38,320 Modernity. 1859 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:39,760 And really just embrace it. 1860 01:22:39,820 --> 01:22:41,520 And have a good fucking time. 1861 01:22:41,620 --> 01:22:41,800 Yeah. 1862 01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:44,960 Couldn't have said it better myself. 1863 01:22:44,960 --> 01:22:45,480 I mean. 1864 01:22:45,480 --> 01:22:45,920 Moving in. 1865 01:22:46,000 --> 01:22:47,040 It is hyper violent. 1866 01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:49,120 It is actually sad. 1867 01:22:49,400 --> 01:22:49,580 When you. 1868 01:22:49,720 --> 01:22:50,700 When you think about it. 1869 01:22:51,160 --> 01:22:51,500 But. 1870 01:22:52,180 --> 01:22:53,780 It's great fucking crack as well. 1871 01:22:53,860 --> 01:22:54,740 All the same. 1872 01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:55,880 And it passes the time. 1873 01:22:58,220 --> 01:22:59,220 Passes the time. 1874 01:22:59,780 --> 01:23:00,300 Which. 1875 01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:02,200 Can be an absolute killer. 1876 01:23:02,480 --> 01:23:02,660 As well. 1877 01:23:02,780 --> 01:23:02,920 If you. 1878 01:23:03,000 --> 01:23:03,560 If you fucking. 1879 01:23:03,760 --> 01:23:04,860 Aren't equipped for it. 1880 01:23:04,880 --> 01:23:05,100 You know. 1881 01:23:05,200 --> 01:23:06,060 The never ending. 1882 01:23:06,340 --> 01:23:06,820 Ceaseless. 1883 01:23:07,140 --> 01:23:08,180 March of time. 1884 01:23:08,640 --> 01:23:09,200 Onwards. 1885 01:23:09,380 --> 01:23:09,920 And onwards. 1886 01:23:10,080 --> 01:23:10,820 Into infinity. 1887 01:23:11,300 --> 01:23:12,180 What does it all mean? 1888 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:13,200 Where is it all going? 1889 01:23:13,980 --> 01:23:14,800 These are the questions. 1890 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:15,760 That might plague you. 1891 01:23:16,220 --> 01:23:16,460 What? 1892 01:23:16,820 --> 01:23:17,340 If you can. 1893 01:23:17,880 --> 01:23:19,100 Block it all out. 1894 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:20,280 With some. 1895 01:23:21,980 --> 01:23:22,460 Stylized. 1896 01:23:22,560 --> 01:23:23,620 Fucking renderings. 1897 01:23:23,780 --> 01:23:24,100 Of. 1898 01:23:24,160 --> 01:23:25,660 Lads getting blown to bits. 1899 01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:26,820 Smithereens. 1900 01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,080 Chucking a gas mask. 1901 01:23:28,080 --> 01:23:28,880 And a ray dome. 1902 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:29,300 As well. 1903 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:29,820 And a fucking. 1904 01:23:29,820 --> 01:23:30,640 How's your father. 1905 01:23:30,840 --> 01:23:31,160 And a gun. 1906 01:23:31,280 --> 01:23:31,840 Here and there. 1907 01:23:32,300 --> 01:23:33,940 It really isn't that bad at all. 1908 01:23:34,020 --> 01:23:34,420 Look at that. 1909 01:23:34,540 --> 01:23:34,960 We've got a. 1910 01:23:34,960 --> 01:23:35,920 Lackman shroud. 1911 01:23:36,220 --> 01:23:36,700 And. 1912 01:23:36,920 --> 01:23:37,740 The past. 1913 01:23:37,880 --> 01:23:38,760 AMR as well. 1914 01:23:39,300 --> 01:23:39,960 That's nice. 1915 01:23:40,460 --> 01:23:40,660 That's. 1916 01:23:40,660 --> 01:23:41,520 That's nice. 1917 01:23:42,460 --> 01:23:43,740 That's nice Tom. 1918 01:23:44,760 --> 01:23:45,440 That's very. 1919 01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:46,360 Very nice indeed. 1920 01:23:46,640 --> 01:23:46,820 Now. 1921 01:23:47,360 --> 01:23:48,060 Find out that. 1922 01:23:48,200 --> 01:23:49,160 Where the contract is. 1923 01:23:49,440 --> 01:23:50,240 You've got somebody. 1924 01:23:51,060 --> 01:23:52,060 Gunning for you. 1925 01:23:52,220 --> 01:23:53,560 I get to the top here. 1926 01:23:54,020 --> 01:23:55,120 And whip out that. 1927 01:23:55,300 --> 01:23:55,980 Schneiphauser. 1928 01:23:56,580 --> 01:23:58,220 And take someone's melon off. 1929 01:23:58,220 --> 01:24:00,420 Their shoulders. 1930 01:24:00,640 --> 01:24:01,260 If you can. 1931 01:24:06,260 --> 01:24:06,660 Yeah. 1932 01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:07,280 That was me. 1933 01:24:07,360 --> 01:24:08,340 I hit the door there. 1934 01:24:08,420 --> 01:24:09,160 I thought it was. 1935 01:24:09,280 --> 01:24:09,920 Somebody else. 1936 01:24:10,120 --> 01:24:10,420 Look. 1937 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:11,640 Let's just get this contract. 1938 01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,040 And see what we're dealing with. 1939 01:24:13,320 --> 01:24:14,280 Wait for fucking. 1940 01:24:15,780 --> 01:24:16,700 This asshole. 1941 01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,660 To come and find us. 1942 01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:18,680 If he can get to us. 1943 01:24:18,740 --> 01:24:18,960 That is. 1944 01:24:19,000 --> 01:24:20,640 I doubt he'll even have the means. 1945 01:24:22,260 --> 01:24:23,000 Somebody's got to. 1946 01:24:23,320 --> 01:24:24,980 And just as I say that. 1947 01:24:25,440 --> 01:24:27,240 Somebody has taken him downtown. 1948 01:24:27,680 --> 01:24:28,080 And I got. 1949 01:24:28,240 --> 01:24:29,480 I got the points for it as well. 1950 01:24:30,240 --> 01:24:31,320 Bell and Sperling. 1951 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:32,520 Thank you very much for your. 1952 01:24:32,680 --> 01:24:33,800 One, two, three, four, five. 1953 01:24:34,000 --> 01:24:36,020 Chinese 5G situation. 1954 01:24:36,520 --> 01:24:36,920 You say. 1955 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:37,600 And look at this. 1956 01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:38,560 We're going to land down. 1957 01:24:38,820 --> 01:24:39,960 On top of someone's head. 1958 01:24:40,580 --> 01:24:41,400 It's going to be interesting. 1959 01:24:41,520 --> 01:24:42,240 Let's see how it goes. 1960 01:24:47,580 --> 01:24:48,800 We're on the lookout. 1961 01:24:49,620 --> 01:24:51,400 We're on the lookout for. 1962 01:24:51,880 --> 01:24:53,560 We're on the lookout for. 1963 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:54,120 Someone. 1964 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:55,220 He's down there. 1965 01:24:55,820 --> 01:24:57,400 We're on the lookout for. 1966 01:24:57,620 --> 01:24:57,980 Someone. 1967 01:24:58,240 --> 01:24:58,940 He's down there. 1968 01:24:59,000 --> 01:25:00,080 We've got that sniper. 1969 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:06,060 He's got cracked. 1970 01:25:06,300 --> 01:25:07,240 He's got cracked. 1971 01:25:07,420 --> 01:25:07,960 Where's he going? 1972 01:25:08,060 --> 01:25:09,200 Is he fucking plating up? 1973 01:25:09,280 --> 01:25:09,880 Has he moved? 1974 01:25:10,140 --> 01:25:10,780 Has he moved? 1975 01:25:12,680 --> 01:25:15,000 Let's put a plate on our backs as well there. 1976 01:25:15,000 --> 01:25:21,400 Where would he have gone to? 1977 01:25:29,060 --> 01:25:30,740 I'm going to fucking shroud him. 1978 01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:40,360 He wants to fucking play Bell and Sperling. 1979 01:25:40,620 --> 01:25:42,200 We're going to play Bell and Sperling. 1980 01:25:43,280 --> 01:25:44,080 He's down there. 1981 01:25:44,120 --> 01:25:44,500 We can see. 1982 01:25:44,560 --> 01:25:45,300 We know where you are. 1983 01:25:45,300 --> 01:25:45,940 We know where you are. 1984 01:25:46,300 --> 01:25:47,200 We can see you. 1985 01:25:47,340 --> 01:25:48,220 I put the mic on. 1986 01:25:48,460 --> 01:25:48,900 Why don't we... 1987 01:25:48,900 --> 01:25:49,920 Do you want to talk this out? 1988 01:25:52,380 --> 01:25:53,720 Do you want to chat about this? 1989 01:25:54,420 --> 01:25:56,120 Loadout drop headed your way. 1990 01:26:01,400 --> 01:26:02,040 Come on, man. 1991 01:26:02,200 --> 01:26:02,820 Come outside. 1992 01:26:02,820 --> 01:26:04,960 We'll chat about this. 1993 01:26:14,120 --> 01:26:44,100 Not great. Now he's hunting me. I tell you what I'm fucking... He's moved away. 1994 01:26:44,100 --> 01:27:04,080 I'll get out. You need to do better than that, man. Where are you? Where are you based this time of year? I see you. 1995 01:27:14,080 --> 01:27:25,460 Kitty Boo, thank you very much for the tip. We lost track of the bounty target. Contract failed. He's doing well. He's done well, Tom. 1996 01:27:26,600 --> 01:27:36,580 He definitely outfoxed you. Outsmarted, outwitted. Have you got what it takes to go and finish the job post-bounty, post-contract? 1997 01:27:39,140 --> 01:27:52,720 I have to see if he's still down there. I'm not sure, but... I thought this Lachman Shroud was good, but it's Burst Fire. So I need to remember that when we get into a close situation with him. So I need to keep tap, tap, tap, tap, tapping. 1998 01:28:02,100 --> 01:28:14,060 And as for the cat AMR, not great. I'm cat at that. The scope on it isn't great either. It's like an ACOG scope. 1999 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:29,860 Tell you what, I'm going to get this car over here and we'll go drive and get the load out and hopefully see your man along the way. No, we're not going to get to this car on time. We might. 2000 01:28:36,740 --> 01:28:37,240 Just. 2001 01:28:41,900 --> 01:28:49,820 Yep. Get on the road. Maybe your man's down there at the load out box as well. Watch out. Could be crawling with snakes. 2002 01:28:51,380 --> 01:28:54,280 Could be a few snakes down here at the load out box. All right. 2003 01:28:55,700 --> 01:28:58,780 Nothing we can't handle though. Look, we've done snake charming before. 2004 01:28:58,780 --> 01:29:10,560 That's it. Yeti 47 inside the purse. 2005 01:29:12,560 --> 01:29:13,580 Just what we wanted. 2006 01:29:15,220 --> 01:29:17,920 Just what you wanted. It's just what you've got. 2007 01:29:18,340 --> 01:29:23,800 Right now, I'm beginning to feel very, very happy about this current situation. 2008 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,820 As Francis ranks out another contract. 2009 01:29:29,460 --> 01:29:32,600 But this place is usually a hotbed of activity. 2010 01:29:33,600 --> 01:29:36,980 Due to the fact that there's a redeploy unit not too far away. 2011 01:29:38,380 --> 01:29:41,260 Hopefully that nobody left a booby trap up here. 2012 01:29:42,180 --> 01:29:43,700 Because the place has been opened, look. 2013 01:29:44,660 --> 01:29:47,320 Gas is closing in. Relocating the safe zone. 2014 01:29:48,100 --> 01:29:51,040 Place has been opened, but nobody's taken the contract. 2015 01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:52,840 It's always a fucking dodgy sign. 2016 01:29:53,140 --> 01:29:54,500 Where is it? That's the thing. 2017 01:29:54,580 --> 01:29:55,900 I'm fucking wondering right now. 2018 01:29:55,960 --> 01:29:56,640 I can't find it. 2019 01:29:57,280 --> 01:29:58,740 Down inside this house. 2020 01:29:58,900 --> 01:30:00,200 Down inside this apartment here. 2021 01:30:00,640 --> 01:30:01,360 On there. 2022 01:30:01,500 --> 01:30:02,860 Anything else inside this room. 2023 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:03,900 Nothing for us. 2024 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,600 Okay, let's hit the redeploy and go smoke out this... 2025 01:30:08,880 --> 01:30:10,080 Smokey Joe Lewis. 2026 01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:14,620 Lovely. 2027 01:30:20,040 --> 01:30:21,880 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2028 01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:21,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2029 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2030 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2031 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2032 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:21,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2033 01:30:21,960 --> 01:30:23,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2034 01:30:23,960 --> 01:30:24,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2035 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:24,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2036 01:30:24,960 --> 01:30:28,960 Smokey Joe Fridzer is after you. 2037 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:28,960 Here we go. 2038 01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:29,960 Here we go. 2039 01:30:29,960 --> 01:30:30,960 What was your inspiration for the oatmeal song? 2040 01:30:30,960 --> 01:30:31,960 What was your inspiration for the oatmeal song? 2041 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:33,000 Oatmeal song? 2042 01:30:33,120 --> 01:30:34,880 Francis asks Kitty Boo. 2043 01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,380 A bowl of oatmeal I had the day I wrote the song. 2044 01:30:39,660 --> 01:30:41,920 There really isn't much more to it than that. 2045 01:30:42,980 --> 01:30:43,520 Fuck. 2046 01:30:44,660 --> 01:30:45,700 Gas is inbound. 2047 01:30:46,980 --> 01:31:01,360 And I'm actually confused about the contents of the lyrics myself because I really don't see the oatmeal or porridge as you would call it here as anything devilish at all. 2048 01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:08,080 If anything it's made by the angels and sent its manna from the heavens when it's done right on its day. 2049 01:31:08,600 --> 01:31:10,120 Enemies are dropping into the area. 2050 01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:16,340 Porridge can be the best thing since sliced bread. 2051 01:31:16,640 --> 01:31:17,160 I'm going to tell you. 2052 01:31:17,260 --> 01:31:22,660 Got a lot to live up to because you know that I love the wide sliced pan O'Hara's. 2053 01:31:23,100 --> 01:31:26,260 That iconic red and yellow wrapper. 2054 01:31:27,180 --> 01:31:30,780 I was doing my best to get off the bread for a while but I'm back on it now. 2055 01:31:30,960 --> 01:31:32,520 Fucking mainlining the stuff. 2056 01:31:33,620 --> 01:31:34,660 Day after day. 2057 01:31:34,880 --> 01:31:35,680 Rasher sandwiches. 2058 01:31:36,140 --> 01:31:37,080 The whole shebang. 2059 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:38,380 Health plan? 2060 01:31:38,600 --> 01:31:39,600 Right out the window. 2061 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:40,560 Tits up. 2062 01:31:41,820 --> 01:31:42,160 Fuck. 2063 01:31:50,460 --> 01:31:50,860 Why? 2064 01:31:51,940 --> 01:31:56,060 And it's just another situation that we found ourselves in, Tam. 2065 01:31:56,860 --> 01:31:59,560 It's just another situation you found yourself in. 2066 01:32:00,280 --> 01:32:06,360 You were talking too much about fucking bread and having bacon and rasher sandwiches. 2067 01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,260 And you're not focused. 2068 01:32:09,660 --> 01:32:11,920 You're in on what needs to be done. 2069 01:32:11,980 --> 01:32:15,140 You're not honing in on what needs to be done. 2070 01:32:15,620 --> 01:32:17,560 And you're an hour and a half into the stream. 2071 01:32:18,060 --> 01:32:27,900 You haven't anything to show to the world other than a string of unfortunate situations. 2072 01:32:27,900 --> 01:32:38,720 But on the good news side of things, Roy Hodgson has just taped in a lovely beautiful five euro and says, can you wish my sister... 2073 01:32:38,720 --> 01:32:39,920 Absolute jokes! 2074 01:32:42,280 --> 01:32:45,180 Well, well, well, jokes, is it? 2075 01:32:45,180 --> 01:32:48,020 The Frosty game, Welsh bastard! 2076 01:32:48,020 --> 01:32:54,180 How you doing there, Frosties? Are you ready to go back to fucking singing songs on your own? 2077 01:32:54,180 --> 01:32:57,180 Yeah, I think so, mate. Yeah? 2078 01:32:57,180 --> 01:33:01,180 Okay, those games, please. You know, for kids. 2079 01:33:07,180 --> 01:33:08,180 Fuck. 2080 01:33:08,180 --> 01:33:16,180 *Gas is inbound* 2081 01:33:16,180 --> 01:33:21,180 Absolute joke. A real-time joke, Tom. It's not great for today. 2082 01:33:21,180 --> 01:33:27,180 Yep, you got iced. He called you Welsh as well. He said you're a Welsh bastard or something. 2083 01:33:27,180 --> 01:33:31,180 Thank you very much there. Anyway, Sharon... 2084 01:33:31,180 --> 01:33:37,180 Oh, sorry, Roy Hodgson, I want to say happy birthday to Sharon there. 2085 01:33:37,180 --> 01:33:43,180 A Clare Morris... A Clare Morris local who loves a Club Orange. 2086 01:33:43,180 --> 01:33:45,180 *BOOM* 2087 01:33:45,180 --> 01:33:50,180 And we've, uh, we're watching the guy who killed us now. He's still got his mic open. 2088 01:33:50,180 --> 01:33:56,180 I didn't realise you can hear them talk if you're spectating on them in solos, but I mean... 2089 01:33:56,180 --> 01:34:06,180 I wonder if he's got anti-Welsh sentiment. I think he's just an... he's racist against Welsh people and he's bringing that to the table with every battle he has. 2090 01:34:06,180 --> 01:34:16,180 Um, because I didn't... there was no indication of any Welsh-ness going on with what we were talking about, Tom, no? 2091 01:34:16,180 --> 01:34:22,180 Zero... zero... zero Welsh stuff at all, you know? Um, the Year of the Dragon. 2092 01:34:22,180 --> 01:34:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2093 01:34:24,180 --> 01:34:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2094 01:34:25,180 --> 01:34:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2095 01:34:26,180 --> 01:34:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2096 01:34:27,180 --> 01:34:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2097 01:34:28,180 --> 01:34:36,180 Yeah, we didn't mention any of the key Welsh signifiers. We weren't talking about the fucking Manic Street Preachers. We weren't talking about fucking... 2098 01:34:36,180 --> 01:34:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2099 01:34:37,180 --> 01:34:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2100 01:34:38,180 --> 01:34:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2101 01:34:39,180 --> 01:34:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2102 01:34:40,180 --> 01:34:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2103 01:34:41,180 --> 01:34:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2104 01:34:42,180 --> 01:34:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2105 01:34:43,180 --> 01:34:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2106 01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2107 01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2108 01:34:46,180 --> 01:34:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2109 01:34:47,180 --> 01:34:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2110 01:34:48,180 --> 01:34:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2111 01:34:49,180 --> 01:34:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2112 01:34:50,180 --> 01:34:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2113 01:34:51,180 --> 01:34:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2114 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*Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2264 01:37:23,180 --> 01:37:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2265 01:37:24,180 --> 01:37:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2266 01:37:25,180 --> 01:37:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2267 01:37:26,180 --> 01:37:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2268 01:37:27,180 --> 01:37:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2269 01:37:28,180 --> 01:37:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2270 01:37:29,180 --> 01:37:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2271 01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2272 01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2273 01:37:30,180 --> 01:37:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2274 01:37:31,180 --> 01:37:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2275 01:37:32,180 --> 01:37:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2276 01:37:33,180 --> 01:37:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2277 01:37:34,180 --> 01:37:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2278 01:37:35,180 --> 01:37:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2279 01:37:36,180 --> 01:37:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2280 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and the Boys* 2297 01:37:53,180 --> 01:37:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2298 01:37:54,180 --> 01:37:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2299 01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2300 01:37:56,180 --> 01:37:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2301 01:37:57,180 --> 01:37:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2302 01:37:58,180 --> 01:37:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2303 01:37:59,180 --> 01:38:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2304 01:38:00,180 --> 01:38:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2305 01:38:01,180 --> 01:38:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2306 01:38:02,180 --> 01:38:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2307 01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2308 01:38:04,180 --> 01:38:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2309 01:38:05,180 --> 01:38:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2310 01:38:06,180 --> 01:38:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2311 01:38:07,180 --> 01:38:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2312 01:38:08,180 --> 01:38:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2313 01:38:09,180 --> 01:38:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2314 01:38:10,180 --> 01:38:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2315 01:38:11,180 --> 01:38:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2316 01:38:12,180 --> 01:38:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2317 01:38:13,180 --> 01:38:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2318 01:38:14,180 --> 01:38:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2319 01:38:15,180 --> 01:38:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2320 01:38:16,180 --> 01:38:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2321 01:38:17,180 --> 01:38:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2322 01:38:18,180 --> 01:38:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2323 01:38:19,180 --> 01:38:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2324 01:38:20,180 --> 01:38:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2325 01:38:21,180 --> 01:38:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2326 01:38:22,180 --> 01:38:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2327 01:38:23,180 --> 01:38:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2328 01:38:24,180 --> 01:38:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2329 01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2330 01:38:25,180 --> 01:38:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2331 01:38:26,180 --> 01:38:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2332 01:38:27,180 --> 01:38:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2333 01:38:28,180 --> 01:38:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2334 01:38:29,180 --> 01:38:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2335 01:38:30,180 --> 01:38:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2336 01:38:31,180 --> 01:38:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2337 01:38:32,180 --> 01:38:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2338 01:38:33,180 --> 01:38:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2339 01:38:34,180 --> 01:38:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2340 01:38:35,180 --> 01:38:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2341 01:38:36,180 --> 01:38:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2342 01:38:37,180 --> 01:38:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2343 01:38:38,180 --> 01:38:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2344 01:38:39,180 --> 01:38:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2345 01:38:40,180 --> 01:38:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2346 01:38:41,180 --> 01:38:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2347 01:38:42,180 --> 01:38:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2348 01:38:43,180 --> 01:38:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2349 01:38:44,180 --> 01:38:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2350 01:38:45,180 --> 01:38:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2351 01:38:46,180 --> 01:38:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2352 01:38:47,180 --> 01:38:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2353 01:38:48,180 --> 01:38:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2354 01:38:49,180 --> 01:38:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2355 01:38:50,180 --> 01:38:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2356 01:38:51,180 --> 01:38:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2357 01:38:52,180 --> 01:38:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2358 01:38:53,180 --> 01:38:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2359 01:38:54,180 --> 01:38:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2360 01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2361 01:38:56,180 --> 01:38:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2362 01:38:57,180 --> 01:38:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2363 01:38:58,180 --> 01:38:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2364 01:38:59,180 --> 01:39:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2365 01:39:00,180 --> 01:39:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2366 01:39:01,180 --> 01:39:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2367 01:39:02,180 --> 01:39:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2368 01:39:03,180 --> 01:39:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2369 01:39:04,180 --> 01:39:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2370 01:39:05,180 --> 01:39:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2371 01:39:06,180 --> 01:39:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2372 01:39:07,180 --> 01:39:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2373 01:39:08,180 --> 01:39:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2374 01:39:09,180 --> 01:39:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2375 01:39:10,180 --> 01:39:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2376 01:39:11,180 --> 01:39:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2377 01:39:12,180 --> 01:39:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2378 01:39:13,180 --> 01:39:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2379 01:39:14,180 --> 01:39:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2380 01:39:15,180 --> 01:39:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2381 01:39:16,180 --> 01:39:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2382 01:39:17,180 --> 01:39:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2383 01:39:18,180 --> 01:39:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2384 01:39:19,180 --> 01:39:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2385 01:39:20,180 --> 01:39:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2386 01:39:21,180 --> 01:39:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2387 01:39:22,180 --> 01:39:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2388 01:39:23,180 --> 01:39:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2389 01:39:24,180 --> 01:39:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2390 01:39:25,180 --> 01:39:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2391 01:39:26,180 --> 01:39:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2392 01:39:27,180 --> 01:39:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2393 01:39:28,180 --> 01:39:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2394 01:39:29,180 --> 01:39:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2395 01:39:30,180 --> 01:39:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2396 01:39:31,180 --> 01:39:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2397 01:39:32,180 --> 01:39:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2398 01:39:33,180 --> 01:39:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2399 01:39:34,180 --> 01:39:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2400 01:39:35,180 --> 01:39:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2401 01:39:36,180 --> 01:39:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2402 01:39:37,180 --> 01:39:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2403 01:39:38,180 --> 01:39:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2404 01:39:39,180 --> 01:39:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2405 01:39:40,180 --> 01:39:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2406 01:39:41,180 --> 01:39:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2407 01:39:42,180 --> 01:39:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2408 01:39:43,180 --> 01:39:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2409 01:39:44,180 --> 01:39:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2410 01:39:45,180 --> 01:39:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2411 01:39:46,180 --> 01:39:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2412 01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2413 01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2414 01:39:48,180 --> 01:39:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2415 01:39:49,180 --> 01:39:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2416 01:39:50,180 --> 01:39:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2417 01:39:51,180 --> 01:39:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2418 01:39:52,180 --> 01:39:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2419 01:39:53,180 --> 01:39:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2420 01:39:54,180 --> 01:39:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2421 01:39:55,180 --> 01:39:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2422 01:39:56,180 --> 01:39:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2423 01:39:57,180 --> 01:39:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2424 01:39:58,180 --> 01:39:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2425 01:39:59,180 --> 01:40:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2426 01:40:00,180 --> 01:40:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2427 01:40:01,180 --> 01:40:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2428 01:40:02,180 --> 01:40:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2429 01:40:03,180 --> 01:40:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2430 01:40:04,180 --> 01:40:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2431 01:40:05,180 --> 01:40:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2432 01:40:06,180 --> 01:40:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2433 01:40:07,180 --> 01:40:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2434 01:40:08,180 --> 01:40:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2435 01:40:09,180 --> 01:40:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2436 01:40:10,180 --> 01:40:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2437 01:40:11,180 --> 01:40:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2438 01:40:12,180 --> 01:40:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2439 01:40:13,180 --> 01:40:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2440 01:40:14,180 --> 01:40:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2441 01:40:15,180 --> 01:40:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2442 01:40:16,180 --> 01:40:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2443 01:40:17,180 --> 01:40:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2444 01:40:18,180 --> 01:40:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2445 01:40:19,180 --> 01:40:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2446 01:40:20,180 --> 01:40:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2447 01:40:21,180 --> 01:40:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2448 01:40:22,180 --> 01:40:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2449 01:40:23,180 --> 01:40:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2450 01:40:24,180 --> 01:40:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2451 01:40:25,180 --> 01:40:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2452 01:40:26,180 --> 01:40:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2453 01:40:27,180 --> 01:40:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2454 01:40:28,180 --> 01:40:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2455 01:40:29,180 --> 01:40:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2456 01:40:30,180 --> 01:40:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2457 01:40:31,180 --> 01:40:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2458 01:40:32,180 --> 01:40:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2459 01:40:33,180 --> 01:40:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2460 01:40:34,180 --> 01:40:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2461 01:40:35,180 --> 01:40:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2462 01:40:36,180 --> 01:40:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2463 01:40:37,180 --> 01:40:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2464 01:40:38,180 --> 01:40:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2465 01:40:39,180 --> 01:40:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2466 01:40:40,180 --> 01:40:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2467 01:40:41,180 --> 01:40:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2468 01:40:42,180 --> 01:40:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2469 01:40:43,180 --> 01:40:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2470 01:40:44,180 --> 01:40:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2471 01:40:45,180 --> 01:40:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2472 01:40:46,180 --> 01:40:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2473 01:40:47,180 --> 01:40:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2474 01:40:48,180 --> 01:40:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2475 01:40:49,180 --> 01:40:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2476 01:40:50,180 --> 01:40:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2477 01:40:51,180 --> 01:40:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2478 01:40:52,180 --> 01:40:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2479 01:40:53,180 --> 01:40:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2480 01:40:54,180 --> 01:40:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2481 01:40:55,180 --> 01:40:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2482 01:40:56,180 --> 01:40:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2483 01:40:57,180 --> 01:40:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2484 01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2485 01:40:59,180 --> 01:41:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2486 01:41:00,180 --> 01:41:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2487 01:41:01,180 --> 01:41:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2488 01:41:02,180 --> 01:41:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2489 01:41:03,180 --> 01:41:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2490 01:41:04,180 --> 01:41:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2491 01:41:06,180 --> 01:41:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2492 01:41:07,180 --> 01:41:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2493 01:41:08,180 --> 01:41:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2494 01:41:09,180 --> 01:41:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2495 01:41:10,180 --> 01:41:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2496 01:41:11,180 --> 01:41:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2497 01:41:12,180 --> 01:41:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2498 01:41:13,180 --> 01:41:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2499 01:41:14,180 --> 01:41:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2500 01:41:15,180 --> 01:41:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2501 01:41:16,180 --> 01:41:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2502 01:41:17,180 --> 01:41:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2503 01:41:18,180 --> 01:41:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2504 01:41:19,180 --> 01:41:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2505 01:41:20,180 --> 01:41:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2506 01:41:21,180 --> 01:41:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2507 01:41:22,180 --> 01:41:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2508 01:41:23,180 --> 01:41:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2509 01:41:24,180 --> 01:41:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2510 01:41:25,180 --> 01:41:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2511 01:41:26,180 --> 01:41:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2512 01:41:27,180 --> 01:41:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2513 01:41:28,180 --> 01:41:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2514 01:41:29,180 --> 01:41:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2515 01:41:30,180 --> 01:41:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2516 01:41:31,180 --> 01:41:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2517 01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2518 01:41:33,180 --> 01:41:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2519 01:41:34,180 --> 01:41:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2520 01:41:35,180 --> 01:41:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2521 01:41:36,180 --> 01:41:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2522 01:41:37,180 --> 01:41:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2523 01:41:38,180 --> 01:41:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2524 01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2525 01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2526 01:41:40,180 --> 01:41:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2527 01:41:41,180 --> 01:41:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2528 01:41:42,180 --> 01:41:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2529 01:41:43,180 --> 01:41:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2530 01:41:44,180 --> 01:41:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2531 01:41:45,180 --> 01:41:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2532 01:41:46,180 --> 01:41:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2533 01:41:47,180 --> 01:41:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2534 01:41:48,180 --> 01:41:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2535 01:41:49,180 --> 01:41:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2536 01:41:50,180 --> 01:41:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2537 01:41:51,180 --> 01:41:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2538 01:41:52,180 --> 01:41:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2539 01:41:53,180 --> 01:41:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2540 01:41:54,180 --> 01:41:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2541 01:41:55,180 --> 01:41:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2542 01:41:56,180 --> 01:41:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2543 01:41:57,180 --> 01:41:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2544 01:41:58,180 --> 01:41:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2545 01:41:59,180 --> 01:42:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2546 01:42:00,180 --> 01:42:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2547 01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2548 01:42:01,180 --> 01:42:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2549 01:42:02,180 --> 01:42:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2550 01:42:03,180 --> 01:42:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2551 01:42:04,180 --> 01:42:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2552 01:42:05,180 --> 01:42:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2553 01:42:06,180 --> 01:42:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2554 01:42:07,180 --> 01:42:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2555 01:42:08,180 --> 01:42:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2556 01:42:09,180 --> 01:42:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2557 01:42:10,180 --> 01:42:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2558 01:42:11,180 --> 01:42:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2559 01:42:12,180 --> 01:42:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2560 01:42:13,180 --> 01:42:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2561 01:42:14,180 --> 01:42:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2562 01:42:15,180 --> 01:42:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2563 01:42:16,180 --> 01:42:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2564 01:42:17,180 --> 01:42:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2565 01:42:18,180 --> 01:42:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2566 01:42:19,180 --> 01:42:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2567 01:42:20,180 --> 01:42:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2568 01:42:21,180 --> 01:42:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2569 01:42:22,180 --> 01:42:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2570 01:42:23,180 --> 01:42:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2571 01:42:24,180 --> 01:42:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2572 01:42:25,180 --> 01:42:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2573 01:42:26,180 --> 01:42:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2574 01:42:27,180 --> 01:42:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2575 01:42:28,180 --> 01:42:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2576 01:42:29,180 --> 01:42:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2577 01:42:30,180 --> 01:42:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2578 01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2579 01:42:42,180 --> 01:42:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2580 01:42:43,180 --> 01:42:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2581 01:42:44,180 --> 01:42:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2582 01:42:45,180 --> 01:42:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2583 01:42:46,180 --> 01:42:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2584 01:42:47,180 --> 01:42:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2585 01:42:48,180 --> 01:42:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2586 01:42:49,180 --> 01:42:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2587 01:42:50,180 --> 01:42:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2588 01:42:51,180 --> 01:42:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2589 01:42:52,180 --> 01:42:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2590 01:42:53,180 --> 01:42:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2591 01:42:54,180 --> 01:42:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2592 01:42:55,180 --> 01:42:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2593 01:42:56,180 --> 01:42:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2594 01:42:57,180 --> 01:42:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2595 01:42:58,180 --> 01:42:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2596 01:42:59,180 --> 01:43:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2597 01:43:00,180 --> 01:43:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2598 01:43:01,180 --> 01:43:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2599 01:43:02,180 --> 01:43:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2600 01:43:03,180 --> 01:43:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2601 01:43:04,180 --> 01:43:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2602 01:43:05,180 --> 01:43:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2603 01:43:06,180 --> 01:43:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2604 01:43:07,180 --> 01:43:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2605 01:43:08,180 --> 01:43:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2606 01:43:09,180 --> 01:43:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2607 01:43:10,180 --> 01:43:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2608 01:43:11,180 --> 01:43:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2609 01:43:12,180 --> 01:43:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2610 01:43:13,180 --> 01:43:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2611 01:43:14,180 --> 01:43:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2612 01:43:15,180 --> 01:43:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2613 01:43:16,180 --> 01:43:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2614 01:43:17,180 --> 01:43:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2615 01:43:18,180 --> 01:43:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2616 01:43:19,180 --> 01:43:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2617 01:43:20,180 --> 01:43:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2618 01:43:21,180 --> 01:43:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2619 01:43:22,180 --> 01:43:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2620 01:43:23,180 --> 01:43:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2621 01:43:24,180 --> 01:43:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2622 01:43:25,180 --> 01:43:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2623 01:43:26,180 --> 01:43:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2624 01:43:27,180 --> 01:43:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2625 01:43:28,180 --> 01:43:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2626 01:43:29,180 --> 01:43:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2627 01:43:30,180 --> 01:43:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2628 01:43:31,180 --> 01:43:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2629 01:43:32,180 --> 01:43:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2630 01:43:33,180 --> 01:43:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2631 01:43:34,180 --> 01:43:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2632 01:43:35,180 --> 01:43:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2633 01:43:36,180 --> 01:43:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2634 01:43:37,180 --> 01:43:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2635 01:43:38,180 --> 01:43:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2636 01:43:39,180 --> 01:43:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2637 01:43:40,180 --> 01:43:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2638 01:43:41,180 --> 01:43:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2639 01:43:42,180 --> 01:43:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2640 01:43:43,180 --> 01:43:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2641 01:43:44,180 --> 01:43:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2642 01:43:45,180 --> 01:43:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2643 01:43:46,180 --> 01:43:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2644 01:43:47,180 --> 01:43:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2645 01:43:48,180 --> 01:43:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2646 01:43:49,180 --> 01:43:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2647 01:43:50,180 --> 01:43:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2648 01:43:51,180 --> 01:43:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2649 01:43:52,180 --> 01:43:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2650 01:43:53,180 --> 01:43:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2651 01:43:54,180 --> 01:43:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2652 01:43:55,180 --> 01:43:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2653 01:43:56,180 --> 01:43:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2654 01:43:57,180 --> 01:43:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2655 01:43:58,180 --> 01:43:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2656 01:43:59,180 --> 01:44:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2657 01:44:00,180 --> 01:44:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2658 01:44:01,180 --> 01:44:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2659 01:44:02,180 --> 01:44:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2660 01:44:03,180 --> 01:44:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2661 01:44:04,180 --> 01:44:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2662 01:44:05,180 --> 01:44:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2663 01:44:06,180 --> 01:44:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2664 01:44:07,180 --> 01:44:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2665 01:44:08,180 --> 01:44:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2666 01:44:09,180 --> 01:44:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2667 01:44:10,180 --> 01:44:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2668 01:44:11,180 --> 01:44:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2669 01:44:12,180 --> 01:44:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2670 01:44:13,180 --> 01:44:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2671 01:44:14,180 --> 01:44:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2672 01:44:15,180 --> 01:44:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2673 01:44:16,180 --> 01:44:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2674 01:44:17,180 --> 01:44:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2675 01:44:18,180 --> 01:44:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2676 01:44:19,180 --> 01:44:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2677 01:44:20,180 --> 01:44:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2678 01:44:21,180 --> 01:44:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2679 01:44:22,180 --> 01:44:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2680 01:44:23,180 --> 01:44:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2681 01:44:24,180 --> 01:44:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2682 01:44:25,180 --> 01:44:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2683 01:44:26,180 --> 01:44:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2684 01:44:27,180 --> 01:44:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2685 01:44:28,180 --> 01:44:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2686 01:44:29,180 --> 01:44:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2687 01:44:30,180 --> 01:44:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2688 01:44:31,180 --> 01:44:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2689 01:44:32,180 --> 01:44:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2690 01:44:33,180 --> 01:44:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2691 01:44:34,180 --> 01:44:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2692 01:44:35,180 --> 01:44:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2693 01:44:36,180 --> 01:44:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2694 01:44:37,180 --> 01:44:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2695 01:44:38,180 --> 01:44:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2696 01:44:39,180 --> 01:44:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2697 01:44:40,180 --> 01:44:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2698 01:44:41,180 --> 01:44:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2699 01:44:42,180 --> 01:44:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2700 01:44:43,180 --> 01:44:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2701 01:44:44,180 --> 01:44:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2702 01:44:45,180 --> 01:44:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2703 01:44:46,180 --> 01:44:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2704 01:44:47,180 --> 01:44:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2705 01:44:48,180 --> 01:44:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2706 01:44:49,180 --> 01:44:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2707 01:44:50,180 --> 01:44:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2708 01:44:51,180 --> 01:44:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2709 01:44:52,180 --> 01:44:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2710 01:44:53,180 --> 01:44:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2711 01:44:54,180 --> 01:44:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2712 01:44:55,180 --> 01:44:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2713 01:44:56,180 --> 01:44:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2714 01:44:57,180 --> 01:44:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2715 01:44:58,180 --> 01:44:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2716 01:44:59,180 --> 01:45:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2717 01:45:00,180 --> 01:45:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2718 01:45:01,180 --> 01:45:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2719 01:45:02,180 --> 01:45:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2720 01:45:03,180 --> 01:45:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2721 01:45:04,180 --> 01:45:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2722 01:45:05,180 --> 01:45:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2723 01:45:06,180 --> 01:45:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2724 01:45:07,180 --> 01:45:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2725 01:45:08,180 --> 01:45:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2726 01:45:09,180 --> 01:45:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2727 01:45:10,180 --> 01:45:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2728 01:45:11,180 --> 01:45:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2729 01:45:12,180 --> 01:45:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2730 01:45:13,180 --> 01:45:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2731 01:45:14,180 --> 01:45:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2732 01:45:15,180 --> 01:45:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2733 01:45:16,180 --> 01:45:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2734 01:45:17,180 --> 01:45:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2735 01:45:18,180 --> 01:45:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2736 01:45:19,180 --> 01:45:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2737 01:45:20,180 --> 01:45:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2738 01:45:21,180 --> 01:45:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2739 01:45:22,180 --> 01:45:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2740 01:45:23,180 --> 01:45:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2741 01:45:24,180 --> 01:45:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2742 01:45:25,180 --> 01:45:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2743 01:45:26,180 --> 01:45:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2744 01:45:27,180 --> 01:45:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2745 01:45:28,180 --> 01:45:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2746 01:45:29,180 --> 01:45:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2747 01:45:30,180 --> 01:45:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2748 01:45:31,180 --> 01:45:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2749 01:45:32,180 --> 01:45:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2750 01:45:33,180 --> 01:45:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2751 01:45:34,180 --> 01:45:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2752 01:45:35,180 --> 01:45:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2753 01:45:36,180 --> 01:45:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2754 01:45:37,180 --> 01:45:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2755 01:45:38,180 --> 01:45:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2756 01:45:39,180 --> 01:45:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2757 01:45:40,180 --> 01:45:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2758 01:45:41,180 --> 01:45:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2759 01:45:42,180 --> 01:45:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2760 01:45:43,180 --> 01:45:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2761 01:45:44,180 --> 01:45:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2762 01:45:45,180 --> 01:45:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2763 01:45:46,180 --> 01:45:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2764 01:45:47,180 --> 01:45:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2765 01:45:48,180 --> 01:45:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2766 01:45:49,180 --> 01:45:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2767 01:45:50,180 --> 01:45:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2768 01:45:51,180 --> 01:45:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2769 01:45:52,180 --> 01:45:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2770 01:45:53,180 --> 01:45:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2771 01:45:54,180 --> 01:45:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2772 01:45:55,180 --> 01:45:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2773 01:45:56,180 --> 01:45:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2774 01:45:57,180 --> 01:45:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2775 01:45:58,180 --> 01:45:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2776 01:45:59,180 --> 01:46:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2777 01:46:00,180 --> 01:46:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2778 01:46:01,180 --> 01:46:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2779 01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2780 01:46:02,180 --> 01:46:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2781 01:46:03,180 --> 01:46:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2782 01:46:04,180 --> 01:46:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2783 01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2784 01:46:06,180 --> 01:46:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2785 01:46:07,180 --> 01:46:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2786 01:46:08,180 --> 01:46:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2787 01:46:09,180 --> 01:46:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2788 01:46:10,180 --> 01:46:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2789 01:46:11,180 --> 01:46:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2790 01:46:12,180 --> 01:46:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2791 01:46:13,180 --> 01:46:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2792 01:46:14,180 --> 01:46:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2793 01:46:15,180 --> 01:46:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2794 01:46:16,180 --> 01:46:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2795 01:46:17,180 --> 01:46:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2796 01:46:18,180 --> 01:46:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2797 01:46:19,180 --> 01:46:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2798 01:46:20,180 --> 01:46:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2799 01:46:21,180 --> 01:46:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2800 01:46:22,180 --> 01:46:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2801 01:46:23,180 --> 01:46:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2802 01:46:24,180 --> 01:46:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2803 01:46:25,180 --> 01:46:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2804 01:46:26,180 --> 01:46:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2805 01:46:27,180 --> 01:46:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2806 01:46:28,180 --> 01:46:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2807 01:46:29,180 --> 01:46:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2808 01:46:30,180 --> 01:46:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2809 01:46:31,180 --> 01:46:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2810 01:46:32,180 --> 01:46:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2811 01:46:33,180 --> 01:46:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2812 01:46:34,180 --> 01:46:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2813 01:46:35,180 --> 01:46:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2814 01:46:36,180 --> 01:46:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2815 01:46:37,180 --> 01:46:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2816 01:46:38,180 --> 01:46:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2817 01:46:39,180 --> 01:46:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2818 01:46:40,180 --> 01:46:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2819 01:46:41,180 --> 01:46:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2820 01:46:42,180 --> 01:46:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2821 01:46:43,180 --> 01:46:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2822 01:46:44,180 --> 01:46:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2823 01:46:45,180 --> 01:46:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2824 01:46:46,180 --> 01:46:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2825 01:46:47,180 --> 01:46:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2826 01:46:48,180 --> 01:46:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2827 01:46:49,180 --> 01:46:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2828 01:46:50,180 --> 01:46:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2829 01:46:51,180 --> 01:46:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2830 01:46:52,180 --> 01:46:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2831 01:46:53,180 --> 01:46:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2832 01:46:54,180 --> 01:46:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2833 01:46:55,180 --> 01:46:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2834 01:46:56,180 --> 01:46:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2835 01:46:57,180 --> 01:46:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2836 01:46:58,180 --> 01:46:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2837 01:46:59,180 --> 01:47:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2838 01:47:00,180 --> 01:47:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2839 01:47:01,180 --> 01:47:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2840 01:47:02,180 --> 01:47:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2841 01:47:03,180 --> 01:47:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2842 01:47:04,180 --> 01:47:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2843 01:47:05,180 --> 01:47:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2844 01:47:06,180 --> 01:47:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2845 01:47:07,180 --> 01:47:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2846 01:47:08,180 --> 01:47:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2847 01:47:09,180 --> 01:47:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2848 01:47:10,180 --> 01:47:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2849 01:47:11,180 --> 01:47:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2850 01:47:12,180 --> 01:47:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2851 01:47:13,180 --> 01:47:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2852 01:47:14,180 --> 01:47:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2853 01:47:15,180 --> 01:47:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2854 01:47:16,180 --> 01:47:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2855 01:47:17,180 --> 01:47:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2856 01:47:18,180 --> 01:47:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2857 01:47:19,180 --> 01:47:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2858 01:47:20,180 --> 01:47:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2859 01:47:21,180 --> 01:47:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2860 01:47:22,180 --> 01:47:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2861 01:47:23,180 --> 01:47:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2862 01:47:24,180 --> 01:47:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2863 01:47:25,180 --> 01:47:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2864 01:47:26,180 --> 01:47:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2865 01:47:27,180 --> 01:47:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2866 01:47:28,180 --> 01:47:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2867 01:47:30,180 --> 01:47:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2868 01:47:31,180 --> 01:47:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2869 01:47:32,180 --> 01:47:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2870 01:47:33,180 --> 01:47:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2871 01:47:34,180 --> 01:47:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2872 01:47:35,180 --> 01:47:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2873 01:47:36,180 --> 01:47:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2874 01:47:37,180 --> 01:47:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2875 01:47:38,180 --> 01:47:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2876 01:47:39,180 --> 01:47:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2877 01:47:40,180 --> 01:47:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2878 01:47:41,180 --> 01:47:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2879 01:47:42,180 --> 01:47:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2880 01:47:43,180 --> 01:47:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2881 01:47:44,180 --> 01:47:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2882 01:47:45,180 --> 01:47:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2883 01:47:46,180 --> 01:47:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2884 01:47:47,180 --> 01:47:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2885 01:47:48,180 --> 01:47:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2886 01:47:49,180 --> 01:47:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2887 01:47:50,180 --> 01:47:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2888 01:47:51,180 --> 01:47:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2889 01:47:52,180 --> 01:47:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2890 01:47:53,180 --> 01:47:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2891 01:47:54,180 --> 01:47:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2892 01:47:55,180 --> 01:47:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2893 01:47:56,180 --> 01:47:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2894 01:47:57,180 --> 01:47:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2895 01:47:58,180 --> 01:47:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2896 01:47:59,180 --> 01:48:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2897 01:48:00,180 --> 01:48:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2898 01:48:01,180 --> 01:48:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2899 01:48:02,180 --> 01:48:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2900 01:48:03,180 --> 01:48:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2901 01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2902 01:48:04,180 --> 01:48:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2903 01:48:05,180 --> 01:48:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2904 01:48:06,180 --> 01:48:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2905 01:48:07,180 --> 01:48:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2906 01:48:08,180 --> 01:48:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2907 01:48:09,180 --> 01:48:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2908 01:48:10,180 --> 01:48:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2909 01:48:11,180 --> 01:48:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2910 01:48:12,180 --> 01:48:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2911 01:48:13,180 --> 01:48:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2912 01:48:14,180 --> 01:48:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2913 01:48:15,180 --> 01:48:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2914 01:48:16,180 --> 01:48:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2915 01:48:17,180 --> 01:48:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2916 01:48:18,180 --> 01:48:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2917 01:48:19,180 --> 01:48:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2918 01:48:20,180 --> 01:48:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2919 01:48:21,180 --> 01:48:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2920 01:48:22,180 --> 01:48:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2921 01:48:23,180 --> 01:48:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2922 01:48:24,180 --> 01:48:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2923 01:48:25,180 --> 01:48:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2924 01:48:26,180 --> 01:48:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2925 01:48:27,180 --> 01:48:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2926 01:48:28,180 --> 01:48:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2927 01:48:29,180 --> 01:48:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2928 01:48:30,180 --> 01:48:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2929 01:48:31,180 --> 01:48:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2930 01:48:32,180 --> 01:48:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2931 01:48:33,180 --> 01:48:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2932 01:48:34,180 --> 01:48:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2933 01:48:35,180 --> 01:48:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2934 01:48:36,180 --> 01:48:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2935 01:48:37,180 --> 01:48:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2936 01:48:38,180 --> 01:48:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2937 01:48:39,180 --> 01:48:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2938 01:48:40,180 --> 01:48:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2939 01:48:41,180 --> 01:48:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2940 01:48:42,180 --> 01:48:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2941 01:48:43,180 --> 01:48:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2942 01:48:44,180 --> 01:48:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2943 01:48:45,180 --> 01:48:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2944 01:48:46,180 --> 01:48:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2945 01:48:47,180 --> 01:48:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2946 01:48:48,180 --> 01:48:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2947 01:48:49,180 --> 01:48:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2948 01:48:50,180 --> 01:48:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2949 01:48:51,180 --> 01:48:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2950 01:48:52,180 --> 01:48:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2951 01:48:53,180 --> 01:48:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2952 01:48:54,180 --> 01:48:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2953 01:48:55,180 --> 01:48:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2954 01:48:56,180 --> 01:48:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2955 01:48:57,180 --> 01:48:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2956 01:48:58,180 --> 01:48:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2957 01:48:59,180 --> 01:49:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2958 01:49:00,180 --> 01:49:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2959 01:49:01,180 --> 01:49:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2960 01:49:02,180 --> 01:49:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2961 01:49:03,180 --> 01:49:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2962 01:49:04,180 --> 01:49:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2963 01:49:05,180 --> 01:49:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2964 01:49:06,180 --> 01:49:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2965 01:49:07,180 --> 01:49:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2966 01:49:08,180 --> 01:49:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2967 01:49:09,180 --> 01:49:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2968 01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2969 01:49:11,180 --> 01:49:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2970 01:49:12,180 --> 01:49:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2971 01:49:13,180 --> 01:49:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2972 01:49:14,180 --> 01:49:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2973 01:49:15,180 --> 01:49:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2974 01:49:16,180 --> 01:49:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2975 01:49:17,180 --> 01:49:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2976 01:49:18,180 --> 01:49:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2977 01:49:19,180 --> 01:49:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2978 01:49:20,180 --> 01:49:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2979 01:49:21,180 --> 01:49:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2980 01:49:22,180 --> 01:49:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2981 01:49:23,180 --> 01:49:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2982 01:49:24,180 --> 01:49:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2983 01:49:25,180 --> 01:49:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2984 01:49:26,180 --> 01:49:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2985 01:49:27,180 --> 01:49:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2986 01:49:28,180 --> 01:49:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2987 01:49:29,180 --> 01:49:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2988 01:49:30,180 --> 01:49:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2989 01:49:31,180 --> 01:49:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2990 01:49:32,180 --> 01:49:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2991 01:49:33,180 --> 01:49:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2992 01:49:34,180 --> 01:49:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2993 01:49:35,180 --> 01:49:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2994 01:49:36,180 --> 01:49:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2995 01:49:37,180 --> 01:49:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2996 01:49:38,180 --> 01:49:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2997 01:49:39,180 --> 01:49:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2998 01:49:40,180 --> 01:49:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 2999 01:49:41,180 --> 01:49:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3000 01:49:42,180 --> 01:49:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3001 01:49:43,180 --> 01:49:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3002 01:49:44,180 --> 01:49:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3003 01:49:45,180 --> 01:49:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3004 01:49:46,180 --> 01:49:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3005 01:49:47,180 --> 01:49:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3006 01:49:48,180 --> 01:49:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3007 01:49:49,180 --> 01:49:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3008 01:49:50,180 --> 01:49:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3009 01:49:51,180 --> 01:49:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3010 01:49:52,180 --> 01:49:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3011 01:49:53,180 --> 01:49:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3012 01:49:54,180 --> 01:49:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3013 01:49:55,180 --> 01:49:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3014 01:49:56,180 --> 01:49:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3015 01:49:57,180 --> 01:49:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3016 01:49:58,180 --> 01:49:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3017 01:49:59,180 --> 01:50:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3018 01:50:00,180 --> 01:50:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3019 01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3020 01:50:02,180 --> 01:50:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3021 01:50:03,180 --> 01:50:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3022 01:50:04,180 --> 01:50:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3023 01:50:05,180 --> 01:50:06,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3024 01:50:06,180 --> 01:50:07,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3025 01:50:07,180 --> 01:50:08,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3026 01:50:08,180 --> 01:50:09,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3027 01:50:09,180 --> 01:50:10,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3028 01:50:10,180 --> 01:50:11,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3029 01:50:11,180 --> 01:50:12,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3030 01:50:12,180 --> 01:50:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3031 01:50:13,180 --> 01:50:13,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3032 01:50:13,180 --> 01:50:14,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3033 01:50:14,180 --> 01:50:15,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3034 01:50:15,180 --> 01:50:16,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3035 01:50:16,180 --> 01:50:17,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3036 01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:18,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3037 01:50:18,180 --> 01:50:19,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3038 01:50:19,180 --> 01:50:20,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3039 01:50:20,180 --> 01:50:21,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3040 01:50:21,180 --> 01:50:22,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3041 01:50:22,180 --> 01:50:23,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3042 01:50:23,180 --> 01:50:24,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3043 01:50:24,180 --> 01:50:25,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3044 01:50:25,180 --> 01:50:26,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3045 01:50:26,180 --> 01:50:27,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3046 01:50:27,180 --> 01:50:28,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3047 01:50:28,180 --> 01:50:29,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3048 01:50:29,180 --> 01:50:30,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3049 01:50:30,180 --> 01:50:31,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3050 01:50:31,180 --> 01:50:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3051 01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:32,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3052 01:50:32,180 --> 01:50:33,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3053 01:50:33,180 --> 01:50:34,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3054 01:50:34,180 --> 01:50:35,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3055 01:50:35,180 --> 01:50:36,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3056 01:50:36,180 --> 01:50:37,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3057 01:50:37,180 --> 01:50:38,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3058 01:50:38,180 --> 01:50:39,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3059 01:50:39,180 --> 01:50:40,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3060 01:50:40,180 --> 01:50:41,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3061 01:50:41,180 --> 01:50:42,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3062 01:50:42,180 --> 01:50:43,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3063 01:50:43,180 --> 01:50:44,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3064 01:50:44,180 --> 01:50:45,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3065 01:50:45,180 --> 01:50:46,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3066 01:50:46,180 --> 01:50:47,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3067 01:50:47,180 --> 01:50:48,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3068 01:50:48,180 --> 01:50:49,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3069 01:50:49,180 --> 01:50:50,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3070 01:50:50,180 --> 01:50:51,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3071 01:50:51,180 --> 01:50:52,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3072 01:50:52,180 --> 01:50:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3073 01:50:53,180 --> 01:50:53,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3074 01:50:53,180 --> 01:50:54,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3075 01:50:54,180 --> 01:50:55,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3076 01:50:55,180 --> 01:50:56,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3077 01:50:56,180 --> 01:50:57,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3078 01:50:57,180 --> 01:50:58,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3079 01:50:58,180 --> 01:50:59,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3080 01:50:59,180 --> 01:51:00,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3081 01:51:00,180 --> 01:51:01,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3082 01:51:01,180 --> 01:51:02,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3083 01:51:02,180 --> 01:51:03,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3084 01:51:03,180 --> 01:51:04,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3085 01:51:04,180 --> 01:51:05,180 *Bruce Lee and the Boys* 3086 01:51:05,180 --> 01:51:28,180 finish the job. Absolutely ramfisted by a shackle hauser on top of the fucking castle 3087 01:51:28,180 --> 01:51:36,980 there. Disgusting stuff altogether but nothing we can't handle. Steve Alex J thank you very much sir 3088 01:51:36,980 --> 01:51:43,360 and sensual piece of pudding thank you very much. Yo Sim for your tips. Sean Kiernan very very kind of 3089 01:51:43,360 --> 01:51:48,940 you and someone says no to Mongolian barbecue I don't know why it's not a bad place to eat. Potato 3090 01:51:48,940 --> 01:51:54,880 cake thank you very much and bitter breastfeeding very very kind of you as well. Got absolutely 3091 01:51:54,880 --> 01:52:01,480 We outplayed and outsmarted and outclassed there but it's time to change our class and come back swinging. 3092 01:52:09,160 --> 01:52:10,420 For fuck's sake. 3093 01:52:10,420 --> 01:52:39,440 Worse for the warriors than your RTB. You were one of 25 remaining. We lost that one. Wastes of skin, the jibby jab. Sweaty fists, the jibby jab. Xanadu 2.0, the jibby jab. That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity and I'll keep on banging on. 3094 01:52:39,440 --> 01:53:08,460 I said it was time to clear out the trash and I mean it. And I mean it. The jibby jab. The jibby jab. The jibby jab. Oh god. Right. This is where we draw the line right now. Okay. I'm sick of it. 3095 01:53:08,460 --> 01:53:15,340 I'm sick of everything. I'm sick of everything and I'm about to fucking let rip inside this war zone. 3096 01:53:17,400 --> 01:53:23,720 God help who is on the end of some of the stuff that I'm about to fucking lay down, Tom. 3097 01:53:24,280 --> 01:53:40,540 God help them. God help them. God have mercy on their souls. And thank you very much. Pat the bag for the tip there. And Andy the fork and some choice information from Pat the bag attached to his tip there. 3098 01:53:41,720 --> 01:53:48,760 What does Pat the bag say? He's saying maybe you should work on your agility to dodge the bullets better. 3099 01:53:51,000 --> 01:54:01,180 Thanks very much for the advice there, Pat. But we won't be taking any more of it. Because we were already doing well enough to fucking... I'll tell you what went wrong there. 3100 01:54:02,040 --> 01:54:05,160 I'll tell you what went wrong. Bit of a burp there. 3101 01:54:07,800 --> 01:54:26,840 I was using somebody else's guns, yeah? Not used to it. Not used to it. And I need Yeti 47 to really take control of that last 20. Last 20. It's not going to work for me if I've got someone else's guns. It's just not. 3102 01:54:27,960 --> 01:54:36,940 So that's it really. That's the top and bottom of it. It doesn't have anything to do with my ability. It really is just a case of sour grapes. 3103 01:54:37,860 --> 01:54:45,480 Thank you very much there, anyway, for the tip. Andy the fork and Pat the bag there. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge, says Jordan Jones. 3104 01:54:46,920 --> 01:54:55,600 You'll have to agree with Jordan Jones there. Dodge, duck, dip and dive and dodge. I think it's just that last dodge that you're forgetting to do there. 3105 01:54:56,500 --> 01:55:03,300 And you said it was a case of sour grapes. Well, at least it isn't a Charlie the monkey situation, because that'd be a case of sour grapes. 3106 01:55:03,720 --> 01:55:09,160 And that's... thank you to Tongulus there in the chat for that. 3107 01:55:11,540 --> 01:55:12,860 Fum funky nugget. 3108 01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:19,620 Yeah, thank you very much there, Connie, for the tip. You say, loving the double glazing. 3109 01:55:20,620 --> 01:55:25,040 Thank you very much for that. Well, John Murphy says, gulag. Is there some... 3110 01:55:25,040 --> 01:55:35,440 Do you mean we're in the gulag, or is somebody... is gulagging required in your world there in that box where text messages appear? 3111 01:55:36,400 --> 01:55:38,260 Because we're not on top of that. 3112 01:55:38,600 --> 01:55:43,060 And we've got... a lot of our attention is just dedicated to getting this win. 3113 01:55:43,720 --> 01:55:47,180 Starting our Champions League, Champions Contract campaign. 3114 01:55:48,180 --> 01:55:54,260 with a win tonight, which really set us in motion, because we've got the end... until the end of the season... 3115 01:55:55,940 --> 01:55:59,700 to get this 30 wins. Because we're not going to get five wins in a row. 3116 01:55:59,700 --> 01:56:06,580 But, I mean, if we really fucking slave our arses off, we can get that 30 fucking wins. I know we can. 3117 01:56:07,140 --> 01:56:10,660 Chat sound. Great stuff. Steph, Jake, Butler, how are you? Omar. 3118 01:56:11,380 --> 01:56:18,100 And, uh... Yeah. Lovely stuff. We're all in the gulag. Let's do this. Let's take control and dominate... 3119 01:56:19,140 --> 01:56:25,460 the way we can do. The way we've always done, yeah? The way we're able to. Ableton. 3120 01:56:27,700 --> 01:56:34,020 Let's go over there and try and get the load out very, very quickly and smoothly before other people get it. 3121 01:56:34,420 --> 01:56:39,460 Jibby jab. Thank you very much for the tip there. I hope you're doing well. Let... Let... Let... This is gonna be a hot drop. 3122 01:56:39,780 --> 01:56:43,300 And I ain't gonna be waiting around and reading messages... 3123 01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:49,540 right now for another five minutes at least. Because we need to take control. As I say... 3124 01:56:50,100 --> 01:56:51,940 every time we start this game. 3125 01:56:57,700 --> 01:57:00,820 Come on. I'm waiting for someone just to drop into this. 3126 01:57:06,900 --> 01:57:13,140 It's a bit optimistic, really, if you think about it, isn't it? Not really something you're... I need mid-tail-long. 3127 01:57:13,140 --> 01:57:23,700 Tell you what, RPK, though, is a nasty piece of weaponry. What about this guy down here? We seen someone down here, didn't we? We seen someone on the map of Tino. No? Yes, we did. 3128 01:57:23,700 --> 01:57:48,660 He could be in, uh... There could be a guy on the train here. Diren or Diren? 3129 01:57:48,660 --> 01:58:13,800 What? Oh, for fuck's sake. I was gonna, I was gonna finish him off then after saying 3130 01:58:13,800 --> 01:58:38,940 Eirn Roderian, I was gonna say please don't put your feet on seats but unfortunately he got the better of me there and that's just not great. I need a sub machine gun, I'm taking, I'm trying to take him out with a light machine gun tab. Wrong weapon for the range, wrong weapon for the range. You need a sub, you need something that's up close and personal when you get onto that train but anyway let's go for it. 3131 01:58:38,940 --> 01:58:56,940 Let's go for it. Someone says class advice there from Brooklyn. We're gonna get that advice in a moment I hope. Not the wrong fucking button. You're joking me. What? How? 3132 01:58:56,940 --> 01:59:05,940 Insane. Absolutely insane. But you have, do you have another go at the gulag? That's great, that's great. 3133 01:59:05,940 --> 01:59:19,940 Right, okay, come on, come on, this is just, kingmaker. Kingmaker this guy is called. Let's get ready to fucking make the king. Retire. Retire king. 3134 01:59:19,940 --> 01:59:34,800 Oh, God. 3135 01:59:34,800 --> 01:59:43,580 It's grand. 3136 01:59:43,860 --> 01:59:44,500 It's grand. 3137 01:59:45,440 --> 01:59:46,240 It's fine. 3138 01:59:46,680 --> 01:59:47,500 It's nothing. 3139 01:59:47,780 --> 01:59:49,120 It's nothing to worry about. 3140 01:59:49,260 --> 01:59:51,380 It's just a fucking slip up. 3141 01:59:51,620 --> 01:59:56,940 It's just a slight blip on the road to domination. 3142 01:59:58,020 --> 02:00:00,140 Thank you very much there for the tip. 3143 02:00:00,140 --> 02:00:00,860 Paul Mishkel. 3144 02:00:00,960 --> 02:00:01,800 Very, very kind of you. 3145 02:00:01,840 --> 02:00:03,080 A big shout out to the Monkis. 3146 02:00:03,220 --> 02:00:04,800 Really missing that little guy today. 3147 02:00:04,980 --> 02:00:06,540 And I'm sure we are all as well. 3148 02:00:06,700 --> 02:00:09,760 Look, our hearts and prayers and thoughts go out to that little Monkis. 3149 02:00:10,400 --> 02:00:11,640 Lost in space. 3150 02:00:13,460 --> 02:00:14,600 Connie, thank you very much. 3151 02:00:14,600 --> 02:00:16,600 Would you ever consider playing Rust? 3152 02:00:17,760 --> 02:00:18,740 Asks Connie. 3153 02:00:19,080 --> 02:00:21,120 Nintendo Game Boy. 3154 02:00:21,440 --> 02:00:26,040 I am not considering playing Rust anytime soon. 3155 02:00:26,120 --> 02:00:27,100 I don't know what it's about. 3156 02:00:27,220 --> 02:00:37,100 I think it's just like you're a man and you have to fucking find clothes and make a hut and eat and all that sort of stuff. 3157 02:00:37,320 --> 02:00:38,100 It's probably class. 3158 02:00:38,780 --> 02:00:41,940 It must be good if it's so big in the world. 3159 02:00:41,940 --> 02:00:48,780 But the problem is, I really got a taste for the big time right now. 3160 02:00:48,920 --> 02:00:50,660 Daniel Appleton, Bongman. 3161 02:00:50,740 --> 02:00:51,300 Thank you very much. 3162 02:00:51,380 --> 02:00:54,220 The big time being the champions contract. 3163 02:00:55,360 --> 02:00:59,840 Last week, we did three wins in one week. 3164 02:00:59,840 --> 02:01:04,620 is the level that I'm at. 3165 02:01:04,620 --> 02:01:11,060 And unfortunately, it just isn't happening for us at the moment the last couple of hours, Tom. 3166 02:01:13,060 --> 02:01:15,700 Kevin and Galway, thank you very much. 3167 02:01:15,700 --> 02:01:17,700 Where did you get your shades? 3168 02:01:17,700 --> 02:01:18,940 Francis asked Kevin and Galway. 3169 02:01:18,940 --> 02:01:19,980 Back off. 3170 02:01:19,980 --> 02:01:23,200 Back off, Kevin and Galway. 3171 02:01:23,200 --> 02:01:24,840 Yeah, asking the personal questions. 3172 02:01:24,840 --> 02:01:25,800 But thanks for the tip. 3173 02:01:26,300 --> 02:01:27,360 Wastes of skin. 3174 02:01:28,580 --> 02:01:30,900 Well, I'll answer for you anyway, Kevin. 3175 02:01:31,740 --> 02:01:32,780 I think you got them. 3176 02:01:32,840 --> 02:01:33,540 Where did you buy them? 3177 02:01:33,760 --> 02:01:36,060 They were two for a five in pennies, weren't they? 3178 02:01:36,900 --> 02:01:37,700 Five, over, Kevin. 3179 02:01:38,060 --> 02:01:39,220 Got them in pennies. 3180 02:01:39,280 --> 02:01:39,600 Yeah, sorry. 3181 02:01:39,700 --> 02:01:42,040 It's turned that fucking awful noise off there. 3182 02:01:42,640 --> 02:01:44,900 Just going to put the jibby jab back on while we're waiting. 3183 02:01:45,840 --> 02:01:51,160 Yeah, they were on sale for two euro in fucking pennies. 3184 02:01:51,160 --> 02:01:59,980 That I thought they'll be grand now to have over a pair of legitimate prescription glasses that are tailor-made for my eyes. 3185 02:02:00,640 --> 02:02:02,140 I do have... 3186 02:02:02,140 --> 02:02:03,820 I've gone through this on stream before. 3187 02:02:03,840 --> 02:02:04,720 It's very boring stuff. 3188 02:02:05,200 --> 02:02:09,740 I have a pair of prescription shades, but the tint on them is too dark. 3189 02:02:10,580 --> 02:02:12,620 I tried to play Warzone with them before. 3190 02:02:12,740 --> 02:02:13,780 Didn't work out for me. 3191 02:02:14,820 --> 02:02:15,940 Didn't work out for me. 3192 02:02:15,940 --> 02:02:19,400 And now I'm utilizing this method as well. 3193 02:02:19,780 --> 02:02:22,540 Thank you very much there for the tip. 3194 02:02:22,640 --> 02:02:24,220 I'm going to just scroll through the comments there. 3195 02:02:24,300 --> 02:02:31,600 Somebody said that Brooklyn made a good point, but I cannot for life may find where that point is. 3196 02:02:31,680 --> 02:02:32,620 Let's just see there. 3197 02:02:33,600 --> 02:02:34,480 Let's just see. 3198 02:02:34,600 --> 02:02:35,960 No, it's gone too far. 3199 02:02:36,380 --> 02:02:37,440 It's gone too far. 3200 02:02:37,580 --> 02:02:39,820 Make contact early and often. 3201 02:02:40,060 --> 02:02:41,360 Okay, so that's... 3202 02:02:41,360 --> 02:02:42,160 That's the... 3203 02:02:42,160 --> 02:02:42,840 Yeah, we know. 3204 02:02:43,000 --> 02:02:43,320 We know. 3205 02:02:43,320 --> 02:02:43,660 We know. 3206 02:02:44,180 --> 02:02:45,960 We need to make contact early and often. 3207 02:02:46,180 --> 02:02:47,180 Win one for Wales. 3208 02:02:47,300 --> 02:02:48,280 Thank you very much there. 3209 02:02:48,920 --> 02:02:50,360 You're in great form today, Francis. 3210 02:02:50,500 --> 02:02:51,240 You can do it. 3211 02:02:51,380 --> 02:02:52,620 There's win one for Wales. 3212 02:02:52,720 --> 02:02:53,380 That's great stuff. 3213 02:02:53,480 --> 02:02:53,900 It's great to hear. 3214 02:02:54,320 --> 02:03:01,080 Look, it's great that the exterior that I'm presenting is one of great form. 3215 02:03:01,240 --> 02:03:11,380 Because I can tell you now, when you're up against it, you're getting your arse fucking handed to you on a regular basis for two hours in a row after giving it the big bamboozle at the beginning of the stream. 3216 02:03:14,100 --> 02:03:15,480 Try it sometime, yeah? 3217 02:03:15,480 --> 02:03:16,480 Try it sometime. 3218 02:03:17,380 --> 02:03:21,920 Come back to me and tell me what you felt when you were trying it. 3219 02:03:23,980 --> 02:03:24,980 Let's get it going. 3220 02:03:24,980 --> 02:03:25,140 Let's get it going. 3221 02:03:25,140 --> 02:03:26,940 Let's get this one done for Wales. 3222 02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:28,780 Camro. 3223 02:03:29,560 --> 02:03:30,040 Dragons. 3224 02:03:30,820 --> 02:03:31,300 Leagues. 3225 02:03:32,160 --> 02:03:32,800 Valleys. 3226 02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:34,440 Snowdonia. 3227 02:03:35,220 --> 02:03:36,040 Port Maddock. 3228 02:03:36,740 --> 02:03:37,360 Cardiff. 3229 02:03:38,000 --> 02:03:38,680 Schwanzy. 3230 02:03:39,340 --> 02:03:39,740 Rill. 3231 02:03:41,160 --> 02:03:42,380 All the big names. 3232 02:03:42,580 --> 02:03:43,480 All the big players. 3233 02:03:43,680 --> 02:03:45,120 The Manic Street Preachers. 3234 02:03:46,340 --> 02:03:47,240 Kevin Carter. 3235 02:03:48,060 --> 02:03:48,420 Fucking. 3236 02:03:50,460 --> 02:03:52,380 Other signs from Wales. 3237 02:03:53,340 --> 02:03:54,240 Let's go for it. 3238 02:03:55,360 --> 02:03:56,300 Let's go for it. 3239 02:03:56,400 --> 02:03:58,460 AK-47 hour. 3240 02:03:59,760 --> 02:04:00,160 Kevin. 3241 02:04:00,400 --> 02:04:07,320 We need to get that on the fucking soundboard for when we dispatch lads with the AK-47. 3242 02:04:07,540 --> 02:04:08,480 And now it's jumping around. 3243 02:04:08,580 --> 02:04:09,720 The game is jumping around. 3244 02:04:10,640 --> 02:04:11,520 It's jumping around. 3245 02:04:11,620 --> 02:04:14,160 It doesn't feel like a great lobby at all. 3246 02:04:14,200 --> 02:04:15,060 We're getting out of here, Tom. 3247 02:04:15,960 --> 02:04:18,660 Sorry to fucking G you all up there, G-Unit. 3248 02:04:19,120 --> 02:04:21,860 No doubt some people are very G'd up there. 3249 02:04:23,000 --> 02:04:24,140 But it's not going to work. 3250 02:04:24,240 --> 02:04:25,380 That's not going to work out for us. 3251 02:04:25,380 --> 02:04:27,260 We need to get into a lobby that's crisp. 3252 02:04:27,500 --> 02:04:28,600 That feels crisp. 3253 02:04:30,080 --> 02:04:42,240 And I'm hoping that this brand new storm that is deciding to fucking make landfall at some stage in the not-too-distant future isn't going to fuck with our connection. 3254 02:04:42,460 --> 02:04:44,120 We're level 122. 3255 02:04:44,220 --> 02:04:45,220 Viper Higgins is the name. 3256 02:04:45,280 --> 02:04:48,600 The champion's quest, as you can see there at the right-hand side of the screen. 3257 02:04:48,920 --> 02:04:49,980 Zero out of 30. 3258 02:04:49,980 --> 02:04:53,800 But it's not counting our fucking wins that we've already had. 3259 02:04:54,600 --> 02:04:55,740 Not counting those. 3260 02:04:55,960 --> 02:04:57,580 But let's go for it here. 3261 02:04:57,660 --> 02:04:59,840 Let's just get this game up and running. 3262 02:05:00,360 --> 02:05:01,840 And get something going. 3263 02:05:01,980 --> 02:05:03,320 It's ten past eight. 3264 02:05:03,940 --> 02:05:04,820 What were you thinking? 3265 02:05:06,740 --> 02:05:07,540 I don't know. 3266 02:05:07,740 --> 02:05:08,880 I don't know what I was thinking. 3267 02:05:09,060 --> 02:05:14,020 I was thinking we'd at least have had a run of two or three good fucking solid ones. 3268 02:05:14,160 --> 02:05:15,200 Some top tens. 3269 02:05:16,640 --> 02:05:18,080 I can't fucking bow out. 3270 02:05:18,400 --> 02:05:19,040 I can't. 3271 02:05:19,040 --> 02:05:29,660 And I wanted to maybe watch a Shafi or even a video that has been recommended to me about a man playing a piano in a fucking train station in London. 3272 02:05:29,800 --> 02:05:35,500 And then the Chinese come up to him and start fucking accusing him of all sorts of stuff. 3273 02:05:35,680 --> 02:05:37,420 And then the police get involved. 3274 02:05:37,580 --> 02:05:40,240 And then they're going, you can't be saying this, that and the other. 3275 02:05:40,320 --> 02:05:41,160 I need to see it. 3276 02:05:41,340 --> 02:05:42,760 It's meant to be a great video. 3277 02:05:43,260 --> 02:05:44,540 Horses Under Starlight. 3278 02:05:44,620 --> 02:05:46,160 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3279 02:05:46,780 --> 02:05:51,440 And Kevin in Galway and Daniel Appleton, Bongman as well. 3280 02:05:53,020 --> 02:05:55,020 Oh, Christ, Tom. 3281 02:05:56,640 --> 02:05:58,540 Look, it's not the end of the world. 3282 02:05:58,600 --> 02:06:00,280 Thanks very much for the tip there, Horses Under Starlight. 3283 02:06:00,340 --> 02:06:02,340 It's not the end of the world at all. 3284 02:06:02,420 --> 02:06:03,840 Look, you've had a few stinkers. 3285 02:06:04,860 --> 02:06:06,100 We all go through a bad patch. 3286 02:06:06,720 --> 02:06:08,120 Look at Darwin Nunez. 3287 02:06:08,320 --> 02:06:10,840 He managed to score a goal there, I think, yesterday. 3288 02:06:10,840 --> 02:06:13,700 And he'd had a stinker. 3289 02:06:14,380 --> 02:06:15,400 You know, he'd gone missing. 3290 02:06:16,120 --> 02:06:22,360 And it's one of those, even the best players, they can have serious kind of situations whether 3291 02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:23,620 they're not scoring goals. 3292 02:06:23,880 --> 02:06:25,800 But at the end of the day, you need to fucking get out. 3293 02:06:25,880 --> 02:06:27,420 You need to score a few goals, you know. 3294 02:06:28,040 --> 02:06:30,700 You need, that's, that's the end of the, that's the bottom line. 3295 02:06:31,340 --> 02:06:36,360 You need to go out and win a few games and score a few goals and at least take a few bodies 3296 02:06:36,360 --> 02:06:37,220 down as well. 3297 02:06:38,580 --> 02:06:42,600 I was taking a few lads down the first couple of games. 3298 02:06:42,600 --> 02:06:46,020 This, this kill death ratio wasn't bad at all. 3299 02:06:46,080 --> 02:06:48,720 I think I was taking two or three bodies for every time. 3300 02:06:48,780 --> 02:06:49,460 I got killed, so. 3301 02:06:51,760 --> 02:06:53,580 Thank you very much, Zig, for the tip there. 3302 02:06:53,640 --> 02:06:55,020 It's my birthday today, lads. 3303 02:06:56,020 --> 02:07:00,180 And I'd love a win to distract myself from the existential dread. 3304 02:07:00,320 --> 02:07:04,180 Look, don't even fucking think about existential dread, yeah? 3305 02:07:04,860 --> 02:07:05,860 It's a waste of time. 3306 02:07:07,240 --> 02:07:09,420 Block it out with loads of other stuff. 3307 02:07:09,660 --> 02:07:10,460 That's what I do. 3308 02:07:10,960 --> 02:07:12,960 Block it out with visual stuff. 3309 02:07:14,000 --> 02:07:15,020 Audio stuff. 3310 02:07:15,340 --> 02:07:16,240 Audio slave. 3311 02:07:18,880 --> 02:07:20,420 It's mainly that these days, you know. 3312 02:07:23,780 --> 02:07:25,540 But happy birthday to Zig, anyway. 3313 02:07:25,600 --> 02:07:26,560 I hope you're getting on well. 3314 02:07:26,940 --> 02:07:29,500 And Dermot Connolly, thank you very much for the tip. 3315 02:07:29,580 --> 02:07:33,320 He said, form is temporary, but class is permanent. 3316 02:07:33,760 --> 02:07:34,840 What a classy sentiment. 3317 02:07:38,420 --> 02:07:40,700 Beautiful stuff there from Dermot Connolly. 3318 02:07:41,320 --> 02:07:43,100 Nearly called you Connolly there. 3319 02:07:43,660 --> 02:07:45,260 But come here to me. 3320 02:07:46,220 --> 02:07:46,820 This is it. 3321 02:07:47,380 --> 02:07:49,020 Operation Blazing Torch. 3322 02:07:49,720 --> 02:07:50,640 Blazing Squad. 3323 02:07:51,280 --> 02:07:51,860 What are you thinking? 3324 02:07:53,800 --> 02:07:55,500 What am I thinking right now? 3325 02:07:55,680 --> 02:08:03,020 I think it's time to really reconfigure our expectations and go from Midland, 3326 02:08:03,020 --> 02:08:05,780 to be on reproach. 3327 02:08:05,880 --> 02:08:08,120 That's the new expectation I'm laying out there. 3328 02:08:08,240 --> 02:08:10,080 That's what we want to be, beyond reproach. 3329 02:08:10,220 --> 02:08:15,660 We don't want to let anyone have any yardage on us. 3330 02:08:15,980 --> 02:08:16,340 Casava. 3331 02:08:16,480 --> 02:08:16,760 Glad. 3332 02:08:16,960 --> 02:08:17,360 Casava. 3333 02:08:17,880 --> 02:08:19,780 Thank you very much for the tip there, Casava. 3334 02:08:20,320 --> 02:08:20,860 Take it down. 3335 02:08:21,680 --> 02:08:22,600 Take it down. 3336 02:08:23,180 --> 02:08:23,840 Ethnic cleansing. 3337 02:08:23,840 --> 02:08:24,960 Take it down. 3338 02:08:25,960 --> 02:08:36,040 That's a quote from my former geography teacher, who around the time of that invasion was telling us to take it down. 3339 02:08:36,180 --> 02:08:36,480 Glad. 3340 02:08:37,040 --> 02:08:37,880 Thank you very much, sir. 3341 02:08:38,140 --> 02:08:39,820 Had a few solo wins myself recently. 3342 02:08:39,920 --> 02:08:42,540 Haven't won since the Champions League challenge has started. 3343 02:08:42,800 --> 02:08:43,280 Coincidence? 3344 02:08:43,420 --> 02:08:43,860 Question mark. 3345 02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:44,880 Hmm. 3346 02:08:46,780 --> 02:08:48,660 Definitely something worth thinking about. 3347 02:08:49,560 --> 02:08:51,100 I'm going to go for that over there. 3348 02:08:51,320 --> 02:08:54,060 It could be a bit of a fucking folly situation. 3349 02:08:55,280 --> 02:08:57,500 But I ain't going to be saying sorry, that's for sure. 3350 02:09:00,000 --> 02:09:00,320 Casava. 3351 02:09:00,460 --> 02:09:00,720 Glad. 3352 02:09:00,840 --> 02:09:01,320 Take it down. 3353 02:09:02,020 --> 02:09:02,700 Take it down. 3354 02:09:02,840 --> 02:09:03,460 Ethnic cleansing. 3355 02:09:03,540 --> 02:09:03,620 Yeah. 3356 02:09:03,760 --> 02:09:04,220 Take it down. 3357 02:09:06,600 --> 02:09:10,480 And you'd wonder, are things good in Casava now? 3358 02:09:10,660 --> 02:09:11,900 Or has it gone shit again? 3359 02:09:11,980 --> 02:09:12,600 Or what's the story? 3360 02:09:12,720 --> 02:09:14,300 Did they get up and running? 3361 02:09:14,800 --> 02:09:17,500 Have they got an Apple store in any of their cities? 3362 02:09:19,240 --> 02:09:19,880 Not sure. 3363 02:09:19,960 --> 02:09:20,800 I haven't been there. 3364 02:09:21,520 --> 02:09:31,020 But if they have an Apple store, or indeed a series of Apple stores, you can bet your bottom dollar that they're definitely doing well. 3365 02:09:31,020 --> 02:09:34,860 And they're a good place to be. 3366 02:09:35,180 --> 02:09:35,580 Casava. 3367 02:09:36,240 --> 02:09:37,400 Get away from that place. 3368 02:09:39,160 --> 02:09:40,300 Yeah, get away from that place. 3369 02:09:40,420 --> 02:09:46,020 I have on my possession here a fucking grenade launcher. 3370 02:09:46,300 --> 02:09:49,440 And there's a contract down there. 3371 02:09:49,500 --> 02:09:50,320 I'm not going to go down. 3372 02:09:50,380 --> 02:09:50,680 Oh, yeah. 3373 02:09:50,700 --> 02:09:51,320 I'll take that. 3374 02:09:51,520 --> 02:09:51,920 Signal. 3375 02:09:52,100 --> 02:09:53,180 It's a shite sniper rifle. 3376 02:09:53,300 --> 02:09:54,260 And it's jumpy again. 3377 02:09:54,300 --> 02:09:55,720 But I'm not going to exit the game this time. 3378 02:09:55,760 --> 02:09:57,600 I'm just going to play the hand that I've been dealt. 3379 02:09:59,040 --> 02:10:00,120 Shite sniper rifle. 3380 02:10:00,240 --> 02:10:01,120 Not great at all. 3381 02:10:02,040 --> 02:10:05,380 Even if you hit them, it takes forever for them to fucking die. 3382 02:10:05,880 --> 02:10:10,380 What I will do, though, is crutalize my way down here. 3383 02:10:11,100 --> 02:10:15,460 And smooosh around the corner here. 3384 02:10:19,040 --> 02:10:20,240 Put some plates on. 3385 02:10:20,240 --> 02:10:23,160 Get set up upstairs. 3386 02:10:24,260 --> 02:10:28,520 Maybe a fucking sensual miniature ray dome if there's one going. 3387 02:10:28,620 --> 02:10:28,740 No. 3388 02:10:30,660 --> 02:10:31,700 Oh, look at this lad here. 3389 02:10:33,700 --> 02:10:34,060 Imagine. 3390 02:10:34,200 --> 02:10:35,780 Oh, fuck. 3391 02:10:35,780 --> 02:10:35,860 Imagine. 3392 02:10:35,860 --> 02:10:36,040 Yeah. 3393 02:10:40,040 --> 02:10:40,360 Fuck. 3394 02:10:42,860 --> 02:10:43,420 Yes. 3395 02:10:43,780 --> 02:10:44,960 Terrible stuff again. 3396 02:10:45,040 --> 02:10:46,800 It's the worst we've ever seen. 3397 02:10:47,180 --> 02:10:48,420 It's the worst we've ever seen. 3398 02:10:48,500 --> 02:10:51,580 I want to lay the apology out there for everybody. 3399 02:10:52,420 --> 02:10:55,040 That this is the worst we've ever seen. 3400 02:10:58,540 --> 02:11:00,940 It's come to something. 3401 02:11:01,900 --> 02:11:03,060 I don't want to give up. 3402 02:11:03,180 --> 02:11:04,920 I don't want to throw in the fucking towel and just... 3403 02:11:05,920 --> 02:11:08,700 It's just not working at the moment. 3404 02:11:15,640 --> 02:11:17,280 I don't see the fucking state of that. 3405 02:11:31,280 --> 02:11:35,120 It would make you want to cry, Tom. 3406 02:11:35,540 --> 02:11:37,060 It'd make you want to cry. 3407 02:11:37,640 --> 02:11:41,340 It would make you want to cry, but don't cry. 3408 02:11:42,420 --> 02:11:43,980 Please don't cry. 3409 02:11:44,600 --> 02:11:45,460 Whatever you do. 3410 02:12:01,540 --> 02:12:03,420 Fierce. 3411 02:12:03,520 --> 02:12:06,020 Absolutely fierce lag there. 3412 02:12:06,360 --> 02:12:06,780 Nothing. 3413 02:12:06,780 --> 02:12:08,300 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 3414 02:12:08,300 --> 02:12:09,140 I could do about that. 3415 02:12:09,300 --> 02:12:11,820 And I'm going to say that this has to be. 3416 02:12:12,480 --> 02:12:14,240 One of the most unfortunate. 3417 02:12:14,980 --> 02:12:16,240 Sessions we've ever. 3418 02:12:16,240 --> 02:12:16,320 Ever. 3419 02:12:17,200 --> 02:12:20,280 Leveled accusations of champions contract at. 3420 02:12:22,680 --> 02:12:23,780 Magic bullet theory. 3421 02:12:25,620 --> 02:12:26,580 You do the math. 3422 02:12:26,900 --> 02:12:27,380 I don't know. 3423 02:12:28,460 --> 02:12:29,340 Is it the moon dust? 3424 02:12:30,960 --> 02:12:31,940 I'm not sure. 3425 02:12:32,660 --> 02:12:33,620 I'm really not sure. 3426 02:12:35,500 --> 02:12:36,960 I mean, it's nice. 3427 02:12:36,960 --> 02:12:40,020 I mean, it's nice RGA Kyle there in the chat saying you're due for a win. 3428 02:12:40,820 --> 02:12:41,260 Look. 3429 02:12:41,960 --> 02:12:44,540 Let's just focus on trying to get at least a top ten. 3430 02:12:44,960 --> 02:12:46,920 But I mean, that's not going to be good enough for us. 3431 02:12:47,780 --> 02:12:53,780 I think they should at least extend the champions contract to solo's top fives. 3432 02:12:53,780 --> 02:12:55,240 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 3433 02:12:55,240 --> 02:12:59,980 I think they should at least get a fucking point for making it to the top five there. 3434 02:13:01,240 --> 02:13:02,940 Take a stew break, says Ian. 3435 02:13:03,020 --> 02:13:05,140 It sounds, sounds bountiful. 3436 02:13:05,300 --> 02:13:06,600 It sounds nice. 3437 02:13:07,300 --> 02:13:08,460 It sounds nice. 3438 02:13:08,460 --> 02:13:09,680 Waste to see the jibby jab. 3439 02:13:11,260 --> 02:13:13,760 Sweaty fists the jibby jab. 3440 02:13:15,140 --> 02:13:16,640 Xanadu 2.0. 3441 02:13:16,760 --> 02:13:17,600 We must wait. 3442 02:13:18,320 --> 02:13:19,220 And we must see. 3443 02:13:22,340 --> 02:13:25,460 We don't know how long do you get for your contract. 3444 02:13:25,640 --> 02:13:26,720 Is it 30 days? 3445 02:13:28,080 --> 02:13:29,180 Asks not Owen. 3446 02:13:29,660 --> 02:13:35,540 I've been reliably informed by somebody in the know in the chat there, not Owen, that it's 3447 02:13:35,540 --> 02:13:37,080 until the season ends. 3448 02:13:37,420 --> 02:13:42,940 Now, I'm not sure how many seasons of war zone there are. 3449 02:13:44,220 --> 02:13:47,660 Or indeed, how long a particular season lasts. 3450 02:13:49,020 --> 02:13:55,440 But if it is 30 days, then we're not going to get that champions contract. 3451 02:13:59,780 --> 02:14:03,160 Rory, you heard there in the chat saying that was me shooting you before you got killed. 3452 02:14:03,280 --> 02:14:08,340 So we have got stream snipers in the house as well. 3453 02:14:09,020 --> 02:14:09,900 Which is a shame. 3454 02:14:10,660 --> 02:14:12,020 So, I mean, I'm dealing with lag. 3455 02:14:12,020 --> 02:14:19,200 I'm dealing with stream snipers who are literally telling me in the chat, playing mind games with me. 3456 02:14:20,100 --> 02:14:22,400 Thank you very much, Dara Dermody, for the tip there. 3457 02:14:22,660 --> 02:14:24,060 Any Farage going? 3458 02:14:24,260 --> 02:14:27,100 I haven't checked in with him in a long time. 3459 02:14:28,100 --> 02:14:29,760 He's old news to me now. 3460 02:14:29,920 --> 02:14:31,220 Neil is the man, to be honest. 3461 02:14:31,960 --> 02:14:36,440 Verney, teabag, thank you very much for the tip. 3462 02:14:36,580 --> 02:14:38,380 Tommy says he's never been to Kosovo. 3463 02:14:39,760 --> 02:14:43,120 I seem to remember him cutting silage out there at some stage. 3464 02:14:43,300 --> 02:14:45,940 Or was he not doing dinners for the NATO troops? 3465 02:14:46,200 --> 02:14:48,180 Hard to keep up with all his deployments. 3466 02:14:48,420 --> 02:14:52,000 And Tom, can you give us some information and shed some light on that? 3467 02:14:53,780 --> 02:14:59,820 Yes, I was actually only saying that to try and lure out some of the people who do know. 3468 02:15:00,300 --> 02:15:04,220 And, of course, I was doing a bit of dirty work out there. 3469 02:15:04,940 --> 02:15:06,940 Bit of dirty, smelly silage work. 3470 02:15:08,000 --> 02:15:11,920 I was doing a bit of muck spreading as well out there at some stage. 3471 02:15:11,980 --> 02:15:15,720 But they do have the best grass known to man out there. 3472 02:15:15,720 --> 02:15:17,680 Some lovely, fertile land. 3473 02:15:18,320 --> 02:15:19,940 Rusty bullet hole bandit. 3474 02:15:20,440 --> 02:15:22,480 Thank you very much for the tip there. 3475 02:15:23,340 --> 02:15:25,300 But, yeah, that was a long time ago now. 3476 02:15:25,360 --> 02:15:27,100 That was before the whole Kosovo business. 3477 02:15:27,220 --> 02:15:31,020 That was back kind of mid-90s sort of stuff, you know. 3478 02:15:31,780 --> 02:15:33,140 Before the late 90s. 3479 02:15:33,700 --> 02:15:35,260 Still believing in smoke and litters. 3480 02:15:35,620 --> 02:15:38,760 Mid would generally mean before the late, indeed. 3481 02:15:39,460 --> 02:15:40,780 Let's get this fucking going. 3482 02:15:45,780 --> 02:15:46,420 Let's see. 3483 02:15:51,140 --> 02:15:52,040 Okay, come on. 3484 02:15:52,280 --> 02:15:52,660 Come on. 3485 02:15:57,220 --> 02:15:58,180 Hold direct mark. 3486 02:16:00,460 --> 02:16:01,520 Very far away. 3487 02:16:02,040 --> 02:16:02,800 Very far away. 3488 02:16:02,840 --> 02:16:04,100 I've got an itchy ear. 3489 02:16:04,700 --> 02:16:07,420 But I can't scratch the fucking ear. 3490 02:16:07,580 --> 02:16:09,980 So, I mean, again, this is going to be another factor in us. 3491 02:16:10,080 --> 02:16:10,400 If I... 3492 02:16:10,400 --> 02:16:13,400 If I get iced... 3493 02:16:14,400 --> 02:16:16,860 Or dumped out of this fucking thing, 3494 02:16:16,900 --> 02:16:18,560 it could be down to the fact that 3495 02:16:18,560 --> 02:16:21,120 not only am I up against it with the lag, 3496 02:16:21,720 --> 02:16:23,520 but I do have an itchy ear 3497 02:16:23,520 --> 02:16:25,300 that is unscratchable at the moment. 3498 02:16:25,460 --> 02:16:27,120 And it's fully ensconced 3499 02:16:27,120 --> 02:16:28,940 within the remit 3500 02:16:28,940 --> 02:16:31,280 of the right ear cup 3501 02:16:31,280 --> 02:16:32,360 on the headset here. 3502 02:16:32,500 --> 02:16:36,220 It's a fucking sticky situation to be in, Tom. 3503 02:16:37,220 --> 02:16:39,300 It's not a great situation at all. 3504 02:16:39,380 --> 02:16:39,580 You... 3505 02:16:39,580 --> 02:16:41,620 You poor soldier. 3506 02:16:41,780 --> 02:16:42,020 You're... 3507 02:16:42,020 --> 02:16:44,100 You're having a hard time today. 3508 02:16:44,660 --> 02:16:46,220 Kevin and Galway, thanks for the tip. 3509 02:16:47,660 --> 02:16:49,540 Kevin and Galway, thanks for the tip. 3510 02:16:52,100 --> 02:16:52,880 This is a... 3511 02:16:52,880 --> 02:16:53,400 I'm... 3512 02:16:53,400 --> 02:16:54,500 I'm playing... 3513 02:16:54,500 --> 02:16:57,860 Not well. 3514 02:16:58,540 --> 02:16:59,440 I'm out of sorts. 3515 02:17:00,240 --> 02:17:01,240 I'm out of sorts. 3516 02:17:02,120 --> 02:17:02,900 Hopefully there's a... 3517 02:17:02,900 --> 02:17:04,240 A box or something in here. 3518 02:17:04,320 --> 02:17:05,080 No, we'll get down here. 3519 02:17:07,300 --> 02:17:09,640 Tommy is giving bad intelligence tonight, 3520 02:17:09,760 --> 02:17:10,980 says Kevin and Galway. 3521 02:17:11,220 --> 02:17:12,880 Indeed, it isn't great. 3522 02:17:13,020 --> 02:17:14,100 And some of the... 3523 02:17:15,020 --> 02:17:16,700 Look at these two sniper rifles. 3524 02:17:16,840 --> 02:17:17,620 Get that cat. 3525 02:17:18,180 --> 02:17:19,360 And it's got that... 3526 02:17:19,360 --> 02:17:20,940 Well, it's got a better scope on it 3527 02:17:20,940 --> 02:17:22,040 than the one I had before. 3528 02:17:25,100 --> 02:17:28,160 And we've got a nice pick of rifles here. 3529 02:17:28,320 --> 02:17:28,980 Assault rifles. 3530 02:17:29,180 --> 02:17:29,460 We'll get... 3531 02:17:29,460 --> 02:17:31,040 We'll take that holger. 3532 02:17:32,580 --> 02:17:34,040 So we've got a UAV. 3533 02:17:34,700 --> 02:17:36,140 And a mini radome. 3534 02:17:37,440 --> 02:17:38,580 Another box here. 3535 02:17:39,140 --> 02:17:40,000 And we'll get upstairs. 3536 02:17:40,560 --> 02:17:41,940 And jump on the... 3537 02:17:41,940 --> 02:17:43,600 The fucking redeployment unit. 3538 02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:46,220 That MTZ looks nasty enough. 3539 02:17:46,900 --> 02:17:48,180 It's a slow rate of fire, 3540 02:17:48,280 --> 02:17:49,120 but it's strong. 3541 02:17:50,440 --> 02:17:51,000 We've got a... 3542 02:17:52,860 --> 02:17:54,940 I think I'd rather go with that. 3543 02:17:55,620 --> 02:17:56,980 Not a sub, but fuck it. 3544 02:17:56,980 --> 02:18:04,320 Back up here. 3545 02:18:05,760 --> 02:18:06,420 Yeah, look. 3546 02:18:06,660 --> 02:18:08,120 Not great with the intelligence, 3547 02:18:08,340 --> 02:18:11,060 but I have really nothing to go on at the moment. 3548 02:18:11,100 --> 02:18:13,100 You're not even giving us anything to go on. 3549 02:18:13,260 --> 02:18:13,800 I'll go off. 3550 02:18:22,020 --> 02:18:23,280 We'll go down here. 3551 02:18:23,880 --> 02:18:24,840 Pop radar. 3552 02:18:25,060 --> 02:18:26,160 Pop miniature radar. 3553 02:18:26,160 --> 02:18:28,640 If there's anyone around the town, 3554 02:18:29,240 --> 02:18:30,320 we'll take them down. 3555 02:18:32,660 --> 02:18:34,320 Or we'll hit that redeploy 3556 02:18:34,320 --> 02:18:35,840 and then go over to the big... 3557 02:18:35,840 --> 02:18:36,940 Big bamboozler. 3558 02:18:37,480 --> 02:18:38,760 Big contract man. 3559 02:18:40,120 --> 02:18:42,080 Take him down a fucking peg or two. 3560 02:18:43,040 --> 02:18:44,400 Pegasus, they'll be calling us. 3561 02:18:46,440 --> 02:18:48,500 The lad with wings on his shoes. 3562 02:18:48,500 --> 02:18:52,340 Sometimes get him confused with the other lad 3563 02:18:52,340 --> 02:18:55,420 with the wings that flew too close to the sun 3564 02:18:55,420 --> 02:18:58,600 and ended up getting fucking killed. 3565 02:19:00,400 --> 02:19:01,620 What was his name again? 3566 02:19:01,620 --> 02:19:03,160 That was another myth, was it? 3567 02:19:03,200 --> 02:19:04,100 That wasn't Pegasus. 3568 02:19:04,180 --> 02:19:06,620 That was fucking... 3569 02:19:06,620 --> 02:19:08,260 What was his name again? 3570 02:19:10,080 --> 02:19:12,040 Began with an S, I think. 3571 02:19:12,040 --> 02:19:14,740 Steve, was it? 3572 02:19:16,580 --> 02:19:18,360 Definitely not the myth of Steve. 3573 02:19:18,480 --> 02:19:20,180 It was something more Greek than that. 3574 02:19:24,520 --> 02:19:25,580 Sean, was it? 3575 02:19:28,780 --> 02:19:30,220 Definitely not Sean, no. 3576 02:19:34,220 --> 02:19:36,220 Tupo, thanks very much for the tip there. 3577 02:19:39,020 --> 02:19:40,780 Loadout drop headed your way. 3578 02:19:45,100 --> 02:19:47,260 Looks like the contract's off the menu, boys. 3579 02:19:47,740 --> 02:19:48,460 I'll tell you this. 3580 02:19:49,020 --> 02:19:50,720 Yeti 47 is on the menu. 3581 02:19:50,780 --> 02:19:51,280 Closing in. 3582 02:19:51,440 --> 02:19:52,740 Relocating the safe zone. 3583 02:19:53,480 --> 02:19:53,680 Oh. 3584 02:19:53,680 --> 02:20:07,200 oh my god it's okay so good bye bro it's okay oh my god 3585 02:20:07,200 --> 02:20:23,440 oh my god gonna jack it in gonna throw the fucking 3586 02:20:23,440 --> 02:20:53,200 game out the window a disc like a frisbee straight into the kisser 3587 02:20:53,200 --> 02:21:09,440 i'm gonna itch my ear here oh yeah fucking that's it take that scratch you bastard take it ah yeah 3588 02:21:10,320 --> 02:21:17,200 that's nice that was insane that was beautiful tom sounded really nice sounded like you really 3589 02:21:17,200 --> 02:21:22,080 scratched that itch now it's time to make make good with what you've got 3590 02:21:26,240 --> 02:21:32,160 let's do this here we go back in business 3591 02:21:34,960 --> 02:21:47,840 he's been up here i need to take 3592 02:21:52,400 --> 02:22:03,920 the itch the itch is back again i'm not feeling good today not feeling good at all the scratchy 3593 02:22:03,920 --> 02:22:10,400 fucking ears just all manner of of shit i'm going again 3594 02:22:15,280 --> 02:22:21,120 where is it it's high it's gone into the head now it's gone inside my head it's it was on the exterior 3595 02:22:21,120 --> 02:22:26,560 of my head and now that the itch has gone inside the ear christ 3596 02:22:31,360 --> 02:22:36,400 like chasing a fucking prick living inside you and you can't get to them 3597 02:22:37,920 --> 02:22:43,920 now where did those accusations of airstrike come from because i've got a present and i really want to 3598 02:22:43,920 --> 02:22:49,760 give it to the person who has given me presents if they're around if they would be so kind as to 3599 02:22:51,840 --> 02:23:00,240 show us their presence you're incoming lovely lovely he's going for load out we're gonna get a load up our chest 3600 02:23:04,240 --> 02:23:10,000 target block request fire miss copy phoenix two three on approach strike inbound 3601 02:23:16,400 --> 02:23:28,960 oh my that's my own i think that's my own um airstrike there not great 3602 02:23:33,440 --> 02:23:37,840 it's a messy game today lads it's a real messy one leo messy 3603 02:23:37,840 --> 02:23:58,240 okay okay okay hell that shadow then i thought that was someone behind me 3604 02:24:05,920 --> 02:24:07,600 the man flying above us 3605 02:24:11,280 --> 02:24:17,840 let's take the drone for a spin you don't want to you don't want to die you know i'll put the drone 3606 02:24:17,840 --> 02:24:23,440 out and find you so okay i know where you are now we can at least we're on an even keel now that's 3607 02:24:23,440 --> 02:24:29,840 great stuff that's great stuff how do we kill that fucker from here how do we do this do we do it like 3608 02:24:29,840 --> 02:24:32,480 this enemies are dropping into the area watch the skies 3609 02:24:32,480 --> 02:24:53,840 where is it where's the the draw i'm trying i'm hearing the drone i can't see it and the itch has moved to the back of the head now 3610 02:24:55,840 --> 02:25:19,200 it's gonna be nice it's gonna be nice 3611 02:25:19,200 --> 02:25:26,580 He's engaged. 3612 02:25:26,580 --> 02:25:52,880 He flew away. 3613 02:25:52,880 --> 02:26:11,520 I wonder where he flew sir. Yes! 3614 02:26:11,520 --> 02:26:20,920 Bloodfoot blood. Lovely stuff. Finally, we got something going Tom. Got a bit of heat going. 3615 02:26:20,920 --> 02:26:27,100 That's what we've done. It's feeling hot now. Hot to the touch. Get a bit of heat going. 3616 02:26:27,100 --> 02:26:35,160 That's what we've got going. Someone aiming at us. Back inside our fucking safe house and 3617 02:26:35,160 --> 02:26:39,380 we've still got our bouncing Betty ready to dish out a bit of fucking damage to anyone 3618 02:26:39,380 --> 02:26:45,560 who wants to lay siege to us. Hopefully that guy that was aiming at us is going to cruise 3619 02:26:45,560 --> 02:26:51,740 over this way and we're going to have a real nice time when he arrives. Bit of a housewarming 3620 02:26:51,740 --> 02:26:57,500 present for him if he wants to fucking join in. Maybe we'll go over there and try and start 3621 02:26:57,500 --> 02:26:59,740 that cunt out. He's over there somewhere hiding. 3622 02:26:59,740 --> 02:27:07,920 Gas is closing in. Get to the new safe zone. 3623 02:27:07,920 --> 02:27:27,920 Let's just listen out here. Use the ears. Yeah. Dancing around inside there. Ted dancing. Imagine if he drops down. I doubt he will though because it's outside the circle. It doesn't look like he'd come looking for attention around this side of town. We'll just go around the fucking back arse of the building. 3624 02:27:27,920 --> 02:27:57,160 Jordan B. Creeperson. Around here. All. Where the fuck? Where and how? Where and how? Is all I'm asking. Didn't even hear him. Didn't even hear him drop there. Didn't even hear him drop. Was he wearing moon boots? Was he wearing soft silk slippers? Because I didn't hear any of that. 3625 02:27:57,160 --> 02:28:06,200 thank you very much there um for the tip icarus is after you heavy balls thank you very much 3626 02:28:06,200 --> 02:28:14,220 two pull thank you very much you see i let neil into the house because he said he could bend spoons 3627 02:28:14,220 --> 02:28:21,560 by shouting them shouting at them and now he won't leave please what is the deactivation code 3628 02:28:21,560 --> 02:28:28,720 francis well that is a uri geller special and it's come to that moment again in the stream which 3629 02:28:28,720 --> 02:28:35,280 always usually happens where i can't remember whether or not uri geller is still with us or not 3630 02:28:35,280 --> 02:28:45,320 tom the spoon bender i'm not particularly sure if he's still alive but he could be gone i'm not sure 3631 02:28:45,320 --> 02:28:51,540 is he n n beaks in the chat says he is still with us it's great to know there's a few geller heads out 3632 02:28:51,540 --> 02:29:01,360 there who are really really singing the song of the uri geller himself there he is still alive he's 3633 02:29:01,360 --> 02:29:12,720 still with us he's still doing damage to spoons the fucker great stuff um one more and then if not it's 3634 02:29:12,720 --> 02:29:18,320 stew time it's stew time if not we'll be back in one moment 3635 02:29:18,320 --> 02:29:24,080 just leave you with a bit of jibby jab while i'm gone to the pisser 3636 02:29:24,080 --> 02:29:30,180 keep on banging on what a pisser what an absolute pisser and i mean this has been so far 3637 02:29:30,180 --> 02:29:37,360 i don't want any of it i mean it the jibby jab 3638 02:29:37,360 --> 02:29:58,980 conspiracy theorist granny killer covidiot cova denier election denier domestic terrorist a putin apologist 3639 02:29:58,980 --> 02:30:06,800 all four horsemen of the apocalypse cyber attack war against iran john f kennedy lone shooter the magic bullet 3640 02:30:06,800 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3641 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3642 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3643 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3644 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3645 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3646 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:14,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3647 02:30:14,620 --> 02:30:16,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3648 02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:16,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3649 02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:16,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3650 02:30:16,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3651 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3652 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3653 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3654 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3655 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3656 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3657 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3658 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3659 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3660 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3661 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:20,620 still believing in smoke and mirrors 3662 02:30:20,620 --> 02:30:21,620 my disappointment is immense curiosity 3663 02:30:21,620 --> 02:30:22,620 curiosity curiosity the jibby jab 3664 02:30:22,620 --> 02:30:37,440 the jibby jab i'm gonna scratch the fuck out of this ear now just a really it's not even itching more just a preemptive strike against the fucking itch 3665 02:30:37,440 --> 02:31:04,260 that succession of pricks evidence of their curiosity and i'll keep on banging on i said it was time to clear out the trash and i mean it and i mean it the jibby jab i'm not i'm not playing games i'm not taking any fucking risks so i just 3666 02:31:04,260 --> 02:31:34,120 jibby jab i'm not taking any risks or chances with this itch so just to really fuck it off i uh just go to fucking anti-histamine there oh i mean i'm not sure that's gonna have any effect at all but bizarre fucking itch at this in my head there was started off the back of the ear i scratched it and then it went inside the ear 3667 02:31:34,120 --> 02:31:37,040 into my head it was bizarre and frightening 3668 02:31:37,040 --> 02:31:40,660 thanks very much for the tip there shite guides 3669 02:31:40,660 --> 02:31:48,680 check your weapons check your gear and also a couple of other tippers there have just happened as you were gone for a piss francis 3670 02:31:48,680 --> 02:31:52,560 very nice very nice what what happened 3671 02:31:52,560 --> 02:31:59,220 well uh shite guides has sent you a tip and someone called emotions has sent you a tip 3672 02:31:59,220 --> 02:32:04,680 says any luck with the old elden ring i have 100 percent of myself not to brag 3673 02:32:04,680 --> 02:32:12,880 uh no no look on elden ring at all and uh i started this in earnest off stream 3674 02:32:12,880 --> 02:32:15,720 didn't really fucking light my fire 3675 02:32:15,720 --> 02:32:23,280 uh but i might return to it at some stage in the future when i've uh better graphics set up that is 3676 02:32:23,280 --> 02:32:29,820 you know on the cards at some stage ian calloway thank you very much for your tip as well 3677 02:32:29,820 --> 02:32:38,440 whisper of the heart of the gubsom diazepam whilst you're at it i i can't i don't have that on me and 3678 02:32:38,440 --> 02:32:44,980 i'm not sure i'd want to get into fucking taking whatever the hell they are bendos or what what i mean 3679 02:32:44,980 --> 02:32:51,560 i suppose it would help you because it did help solid snake 3680 02:32:51,560 --> 02:32:59,720 uh you know when he was shooting the sniper rifle the battle with sniper wolf but right now i don't think that would help me because 3681 02:32:59,720 --> 02:33:06,200 you need to really have your wits about you it's fast thinking sort of stuff it's move fast live 3682 02:33:06,200 --> 02:33:12,160 free die hard whatever the fucking saying was the tagline for the die hard movie think fast 3683 02:33:12,160 --> 02:33:16,800 run free die hard or something like that i'm not sure 3684 02:33:16,800 --> 02:33:23,760 yeah just hoping somebody will correct me there very very quickly before we get going 3685 02:33:23,760 --> 02:33:29,520 yeah thanks very much there lads shite guides emotions ian halloween icarus is after you 3686 02:33:29,520 --> 02:33:33,960 if this doesn't work out for us could be a could be a game over 3687 02:33:33,960 --> 02:33:36,620 could be game over 3688 02:33:36,620 --> 02:33:44,600 not even looking at where we're going here that guy has gone straight for the car 3689 02:33:44,600 --> 02:33:48,000 We're gonna fucking hopefully get a nice big massive gun here 3690 02:33:51,620 --> 02:33:54,840 Yes, we need to we need to find a piece 3691 02:33:57,320 --> 02:34:00,840 How about that, huh? No, no, no 3692 02:34:00,840 --> 02:34:02,840 No! No! No! 3693 02:34:04,840 --> 02:34:08,840 You got gas moving in. 3694 02:34:08,840 --> 02:34:12,840 Now you know! 3695 02:34:12,840 --> 02:34:14,840 Wow. Home run! 3696 02:34:14,840 --> 02:34:18,840 Live fast, die fast! 3697 02:34:18,840 --> 02:34:20,840 He fucking sma- 3698 02:34:20,840 --> 02:34:25,840 He really hit you with hard there like a baseball. He treated your head as if it was a baseball. 3699 02:34:25,840 --> 02:34:28,840 And he had a baseball whacker on him as well. 3700 02:34:28,840 --> 02:34:34,840 One more. One more. If this goes tits up, one more. 3701 02:34:52,840 --> 02:34:54,840 Your fight's over, soldier. 3702 02:34:54,840 --> 02:34:56,840 One more. 3703 02:34:56,840 --> 02:34:58,840 One more. 3704 02:34:58,840 --> 02:35:00,840 One more. 3705 02:35:00,840 --> 02:35:30,820 Thank you. 3706 02:35:30,820 --> 02:35:35,460 I think we just need a vibe shift. 3707 02:35:35,900 --> 02:35:37,640 I think it's just a vibe shift scenario. 3708 02:35:41,020 --> 02:35:42,080 That's a stupid... 3709 02:35:42,080 --> 02:35:42,820 That game is... 3710 02:35:42,820 --> 02:35:44,080 It's riddled. 3711 02:35:44,480 --> 02:35:45,400 That game is riddled. 3712 02:35:46,360 --> 02:35:47,800 I don't know what's gone on. 3713 02:35:48,180 --> 02:35:49,600 Something has changed in that game. 3714 02:35:50,180 --> 02:35:52,480 I was absolutely owning the place the other day. 3715 02:35:52,900 --> 02:35:53,380 Owning it. 3716 02:35:54,340 --> 02:35:55,300 People are scared. 3717 02:35:56,740 --> 02:35:57,660 People are scared. 3718 02:35:58,260 --> 02:36:00,080 And now nothing's happening for me in it. 3719 02:36:00,080 --> 02:36:01,080 That's... 3720 02:36:01,080 --> 02:36:02,420 Disgusting. 3721 02:36:02,420 --> 02:36:10,520 Moondust. 3722 02:36:11,420 --> 02:36:12,300 Moondust. 3723 02:36:15,420 --> 02:36:16,220 Moondust. 3724 02:36:18,280 --> 02:36:19,800 Moondust is still a problem. 3725 02:36:21,240 --> 02:36:21,940 Moondust. 3726 02:36:24,300 --> 02:36:25,420 Just... 3727 02:36:25,420 --> 02:36:27,660 Moondust. 3728 02:36:30,060 --> 02:36:30,500 Moondust. 3729 02:36:30,640 --> 02:36:32,100 Let's just try and bring us... 3730 02:36:32,100 --> 02:36:34,920 Bring ourselves down here now with something maybe different. 3731 02:36:35,060 --> 02:36:37,780 Maybe a bit of stew or maybe something a little bit different. 3732 02:36:42,420 --> 02:36:43,120 Let me see. 3733 02:36:44,420 --> 02:36:44,800 Moondust. 3734 02:36:47,080 --> 02:36:47,660 Moondust. 3735 02:36:49,920 --> 02:36:54,080 Moon dust is still a problem. 3736 02:36:54,080 --> 02:37:21,720 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Hang on. It's gone. 3737 02:37:21,720 --> 02:37:46,720 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. 3738 02:37:46,720 --> 02:38:15,300 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 3739 02:38:15,300 --> 02:38:18,820 Moon dust is still a problem. 3740 02:38:19,080 --> 02:38:28,660 Now I just the other day thought maybe I'll try something that's different that I haven't played in the in the retro sphere. 3741 02:38:29,060 --> 02:38:29,560 Moon dust. 3742 02:38:30,300 --> 02:38:46,620 I do have the PlayStation 2. There are a few games that I never played for it that I've managed to acquire one of them which might I'm not going to make any big claims about it but it might blow your mind because it sounds amazing. 3743 02:38:46,820 --> 02:38:50,280 I've never played it. Let's see how it goes. 3744 02:38:50,280 --> 02:38:57,700 When I boot up. See where we find it. Where's the game? 3745 02:38:59,560 --> 02:39:00,040 Moon dust. 3746 02:39:01,180 --> 02:39:02,280 ISO selector. 3747 02:39:04,960 --> 02:39:05,760 Moon dust. 3748 02:39:07,800 --> 02:39:09,340 Moon dust is still a problem. 3749 02:39:10,760 --> 02:39:11,500 Moon dust. 3750 02:39:12,280 --> 02:39:39,300 It looks good. It's by Code Monkeys. 3751 02:39:39,300 --> 02:39:49,540 There we have none other than Alan Hansen's sports quiz. 3752 02:40:06,320 --> 02:40:21,740 This could be a fucking belter. We don't know. I've never played it, but it does exist. I just want to see that intro again because I fucking missed it. I didn't have the headphones plugged into the system. Let's just boot that up again. 3753 02:40:21,740 --> 02:40:23,820 This looks fantastic, guys. 3754 02:40:23,820 --> 02:40:31,180 than alan hansen's sports challenge let's see how it goes 3755 02:40:41,580 --> 02:40:46,380 and it's by oxygen games that looks amazing you're filthy thank you very much for the tip 3756 02:40:46,380 --> 02:40:51,420 bell and sperling thank you very much for the tip and annie hash very very kind of you there 3757 02:40:51,420 --> 02:40:55,980 i've seen stew hanging with charlie the monkey hello there and welcome to my sports challenge 3758 02:40:55,980 --> 02:41:01,900 wow are you ready to put your sporting knowledge to the test have you got the skills to top the table 3759 02:41:01,900 --> 02:41:07,100 first is first second is nowhere and it's time to get this show on the road 3760 02:41:08,780 --> 02:41:14,860 wow the sound there and look at alan hansen the way they've rendered him he's exactly like the picture 3761 02:41:14,860 --> 02:41:22,860 of him in real life as well but his fingers looked like massive denny gold medal sausages 3762 02:41:23,900 --> 02:41:32,460 uh kind of like square he had the same fingers so i was gonna turn that down sorry if it blasted your 3763 02:41:32,460 --> 02:41:38,300 mind off there uh heavy hansen thank you very much there shambolic you see 3764 02:41:42,140 --> 02:41:47,900 john prioli says just spent the last hour and a half napping with this on in the background delightful 3765 02:41:47,900 --> 02:41:54,860 white noise cheers francis i can't imagine anything more terrifying drifting in and out of consciousness 3766 02:41:55,420 --> 02:42:00,780 well it's coming to terms with uh what i've been dealing with in war zone but now it's gonna get 3767 02:42:00,780 --> 02:42:06,540 even more trippier and weirder because we're gonna start alan hansen sports challenge i'm really looking 3768 02:42:06,540 --> 02:42:12,540 forward to this i've had this on in the back pocket when times get hard i thought this is going to really 3769 02:42:12,540 --> 02:42:21,260 change the mood and god knows we need the mood to to change and lift after a really particularly bad bad 3770 02:42:21,260 --> 02:42:31,020 showing at war zone this evening tom wasn't great at all but this alan hansen sports challenge seems to have 3771 02:42:31,020 --> 02:42:38,460 some sauce about it i'm enjoying what could possibly potentially be a great game hopefully uh hopefully it 3772 02:42:38,460 --> 02:42:44,620 works hopefully it works that's the first and foremost thing because it could crash we don't know 3773 02:42:47,020 --> 02:42:55,580 yeah i never even remember seeing this when it was out so i mean god knows how it plays uh let's see 3774 02:42:55,580 --> 02:43:03,100 if it goes well it's a game the time forgot it's a playstation game the time forgot i get this uh 3775 02:43:04,940 --> 02:43:10,780 i'm pressing x button now now my controller isn't working let's press x to continue and this is the 3776 02:43:10,780 --> 02:43:21,980 problem we said just configure here emulation that music is insane that would drive you insane that that 3777 02:43:21,980 --> 02:43:44,940 music we have a little look here now how would you put the controllers pad one x input device oh yeah so it should work 3778 02:43:44,940 --> 02:43:57,020 to restart the fucking thing again which is no problem i don't mind seeing alan's face again in the 3779 02:43:57,020 --> 02:44:01,660 introduction it's a it's a nice introduction just open the fucking window there 3780 02:44:03,820 --> 02:44:10,380 so emulation settings we're plugging bios over the 3781 02:44:10,380 --> 02:44:36,300 uh salty hash thank you very oh salty gash thank you very much and heavy hanson as well apologies here for 3782 02:44:36,300 --> 02:44:43,900 the uh lack of the uh lack of handsome just gonna moon dust you again while i try and get this up and running 3783 02:44:46,300 --> 02:44:54,140 that's that that's the controller it says is in there this works there the other day and i was annoying 3784 02:44:54,140 --> 02:45:22,620 moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust is still a problem 3785 02:45:22,620 --> 02:45:33,340 moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust 3786 02:45:37,180 --> 02:45:42,060 i don't want to have to tackle alan hansen sports challenge with the keyboard 3787 02:45:43,580 --> 02:46:03,020 to be honest thank you very much zeebs 23 there and uh apple lou jenkins says hi from taiwan 3788 02:46:09,020 --> 02:46:15,180 moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust moon dust is still a problem moon dust 3789 02:46:18,940 --> 02:46:24,460 steven danlin thank you very much for the tip there this game is from 2007 3790 02:46:25,260 --> 02:46:26,220 what are you saying there 3791 02:46:32,540 --> 02:46:37,580 hello there and welcome to my sports challenge are you ready to put your sporting knowledge to 3792 02:46:37,580 --> 02:46:44,060 the test i am have you got the skills to top the team again first is first second is nowhere 3793 02:46:44,060 --> 02:46:52,380 and it's time to get this show on the road let's do it moondust moondust 3794 02:46:56,860 --> 02:47:05,180 yeah he does look different in ps2 format and steven dylan asked if you streamed any mgs games 3795 02:47:05,740 --> 02:47:09,340 that would be in your playlist a run of them would be tasty if you have the tech 3796 02:47:09,900 --> 02:47:12,940 it would be great i just need to get the tech running for this 3797 02:47:19,340 --> 02:47:24,860 if i have to hear this tune 3798 02:47:24,860 --> 02:47:40,700 oh having a fucking nightmare here with warzone and now windows controller setup 3799 02:47:42,060 --> 02:47:46,140 and this music as well this never ending loop of music 3800 02:47:47,740 --> 02:47:52,220 we go here devices system bluetooth printers mouse 3801 02:47:54,620 --> 02:48:13,740 dual sense wireless controller remove device so it's in the fucking setup it's in windows windows can see it 3802 02:48:13,740 --> 02:48:22,620 this is it this is the game this is the moment we've all been waiting for it uh 3803 02:48:22,620 --> 02:48:30,620 it works finally this is it this is the game this is the moment we've all been waiting for it uh 3804 02:48:30,620 --> 02:48:49,180 it's it's all happening right now we can't believe it we can't believe it tom can we 3805 02:48:52,060 --> 02:49:00,220 it is unbelievable what is happening right now it's definitely you can't even imagine it thanks tom for 3806 02:49:00,220 --> 02:49:06,220 backing me up on that one now start game here we go let's get started let's get started 3807 02:49:08,060 --> 02:49:12,620 how long have we got then how long have we got i think there's a bit of a like when the we played the getaway 3808 02:49:12,620 --> 02:49:22,620 there's a bit of a kind of a a slow down effect on the voices due to the rendering of it but it might 3809 02:49:22,620 --> 02:49:30,940 sound like alan is a bit slow on the game but i mean i just can't do anything about that and it might add an 3810 02:49:30,940 --> 02:49:46,380 element of danger to the game having a slow hansen alxdr thanks for the tip there you say hansen was just sloshed at the time call of hansen quiz zone 3811 02:49:47,260 --> 02:49:56,940 i thank you very much sophistics for the uh tip there suggestion to invite none other than gary devil to commentate over alan hansen 3812 02:49:57,580 --> 02:50:07,340 that's uh some suggestion i wish i'd have seen that suggestion three hours ago but unfortunately i didn't 3813 02:50:07,340 --> 02:50:13,100 thank you very much there shafi asmr let's get this going here i don't want to take the pace here short game 3814 02:50:13,100 --> 02:50:18,460 medium game long game we don't know how long this quiz is or how long this game is going to go on for so i'm 3815 02:50:18,460 --> 02:50:25,740 just going to go with medium and see what alan can throw at us i'm just going to move this over here 3816 02:50:25,740 --> 02:50:35,420 maybe just put my face over here just though i'm inside the playstation box but i wanted the actual 3817 02:50:36,300 --> 02:50:39,260 game itself to be in the middle of the screen there we go 3818 02:50:41,580 --> 02:50:47,820 maybe i'll put myself up here i don't want to be blocking any part of the incredible game though 3819 02:50:51,580 --> 02:50:55,580 a medium game nice choice who's playing then 3820 02:50:58,140 --> 02:51:05,020 this is the parity game okay you can still play a one player 3821 02:51:08,140 --> 02:51:12,140 who's playing one press l1 or r1 to join 3822 02:51:14,140 --> 02:51:24,140 okay that's uh i can't add anybody there from the chat because you need to have a controller 3823 02:51:26,940 --> 02:51:40,780 maybe tommy could be player too tom yeah you need to check me in and if you don't mind not taking the 3824 02:51:40,780 --> 02:51:45,580 pace i've pretended to do my voice and that it's very embarrassing 3825 02:51:48,220 --> 02:51:53,020 who do these people think they are yeah don't worry about that i think what what needs to happen 3826 02:51:53,020 --> 02:52:00,380 there tom is i need to move back up here because i just feel a little bit cheekier when i'm down here 3827 02:52:00,380 --> 02:52:08,780 like i'm gonna start doing your voice so we move you here or move me here should i say and let's just 3828 02:52:08,780 --> 02:52:15,340 see what happens when we cut to you yeah you might want to move up a little bit more there because 3829 02:52:15,340 --> 02:52:19,980 you can see your chin great stuff i think that's covered that's that you covered now 3830 02:52:21,740 --> 02:52:29,420 that's me covered now do you want to play this game let's rock and roll stranger 3831 02:52:31,260 --> 02:52:40,780 we're not strangers we're not strangers we're related through blood now how do we fucking add a 3832 02:52:40,780 --> 02:52:47,900 second player but i've got one controller so it doesn't look like we can add you need another 3833 02:52:47,900 --> 02:52:54,060 controller for that tom sorry after all that shit i'm afraid we can't fucking have you as a player 3834 02:52:55,580 --> 02:53:00,460 no problem you go for it i'll be here anyway tell me if you need any answers 3835 02:53:03,900 --> 02:53:12,620 great stuff there super ted says up another bit even what the uh the fucking the game audio is it or 3836 02:53:12,620 --> 02:53:20,380 or my audio uh thanks very much for uh joining us there shafia asmr thank you very much to say i'm 3837 02:53:20,380 --> 02:53:29,500 slowly and essentially removing the handheld console from the crinkly plastic packaging very 3838 02:53:29,500 --> 02:53:35,980 very good okay my face is what supertap is in great stuff thanks for joining us there super ted no 3839 02:53:36,940 --> 02:53:44,780 alan hansen get ready to be hansenated you've heard umba well that was by hansen but wasn't the hansen we're 3840 02:53:44,780 --> 02:53:54,620 gonna be looking at now this is a different kind of hansen a strong scottish man a defender i think he was 3841 02:53:54,620 --> 02:54:02,460 for liverpool back when they were at their zenith uh let's see what he has though in in store for us here 3842 02:54:02,460 --> 02:54:10,060 in 2007 he would have probably finished been winding up his stint at match of the day or maybe be doing 3843 02:54:10,060 --> 02:54:17,180 bits and pieces here and there and he was probably just making a bit of cash fair play to him and this 3844 02:54:17,180 --> 02:54:25,820 is what that that's dedication yeah you're going medium that's dedication so some lovely bits of dialogue 3845 02:54:25,820 --> 02:54:31,900 here he must have been in the studio all day long recording this stuff choose your icon do you want to go 3846 02:54:31,900 --> 02:54:51,420 goggles, an ice skate, a dartboard, a shoe, a wheel, a shuttlecock, a boxing knit, an American 3847 02:54:51,420 --> 02:55:08,020 pigskin football, a golf ball on a tee, a rugby ball, a cricket wicket, a basket ball, a bowling 3848 02:55:08,020 --> 02:55:20,940 ball, a helmet, a tennis ball, or back to a soccer ball again. I'm going to go with a helmet. 3849 02:55:20,940 --> 02:55:33,840 Am I going to confirm that? Choose your buzzer now. That's a great one. I wonder, did Alan pick 3850 02:55:33,840 --> 02:55:39,520 these ones out? Did he bring a fucking soundboard with him for the game when they were making 3851 02:55:39,520 --> 02:55:44,220 it? Tim Reedy, thank you very much for the fucking tip there. Shout out to all the long-suffering 3852 02:55:44,220 --> 02:55:50,360 shams in Estonia. Yourself as well, Francis. Stay sharp, stay handy, and above all else, 3853 02:55:50,360 --> 02:55:56,400 stay lubricated. Thank you very much. So we've got Alan's special sound bank here. Number 3854 02:55:56,400 --> 02:56:05,740 one is... is that? Number two is... what the fuck is that? That sounded like a groan, a zombie 3855 02:56:05,740 --> 02:56:09,600 groan from Resident Evil 2. We'll just hear that one again. Sorry. 3856 02:56:09,600 --> 02:56:21,220 Tony B says Alan Hansen maintained full creative control, which would believe, lead us to believe 3857 02:56:21,220 --> 02:56:27,560 that that is Alan Hansen making that noise. We'll hear that again. That's another one he made. 3858 02:56:27,560 --> 02:56:43,460 listen to it's off it does sound a bit like him okay we'll go for it we'll see 3859 02:56:43,460 --> 02:56:48,860 what number three is like our number four let's I'm just gonna go through each and 3860 02:56:48,860 --> 02:56:54,680 every one I'm not going to repeat them unless they're amazing a classic boing 3861 02:56:54,680 --> 02:57:03,980 sound a burp we'll go back to the boy and listen to this is this a burp it's a 3862 02:57:03,980 --> 02:57:15,500 burp I wonder did Alan do that one as well that's a chimp a farish fucking weird 3863 02:57:15,500 --> 02:57:21,800 creative decision for a sports game Alan Hanson sports quiz to include burps and 3864 02:57:21,800 --> 02:57:28,460 farts would they have not got got like kind of sports sounds like lying judges or 3865 02:57:28,460 --> 02:57:41,840 just even like buzzers and stuff like that a cash another raspberry a loud long raspberry a cock 3866 02:57:44,480 --> 02:57:56,480 some other fucking birds and the comedy whistle I think I'd like to go for the comedy whistle I think 3867 02:57:56,480 --> 02:58:04,940 actually the least imposing will be Alan Hanson going so we'll just go with that I think it's number three 3868 02:58:04,940 --> 02:58:12,560 Sean Kivlin thank you very much there stand proud look to the horizon thank you very much 3869 02:58:12,560 --> 02:58:36,560 yeah we'll go with this one number two there we go you've trained hard for this moment it's time to get out there and express yourselves in the kickoff round scary you'll see a question and four possible answers scary press the button that matches your answer a right answer will earn you some points 3870 02:58:36,560 --> 02:58:48,560 okay so you see questions four answers press the button that matches the answer a right answer will earn you some points let's go for it 3871 02:58:48,560 --> 02:58:50,560 let's go for it 3872 02:58:54,560 --> 02:59:00,380 first Serena Williams when did she win it first probably fucking night 2002 3873 02:59:00,380 --> 02:59:10,380 player one that's great movement and a great answer great stuff Barthez featured for Man U and 3874 02:59:10,380 --> 02:59:12,840 Marseille 3875 02:59:12,840 --> 02:59:14,240 Fuck 3876 02:59:14,240 --> 02:59:17,600 Yes player one 3877 02:59:17,600 --> 02:59:18,520 You're right 3878 02:59:18,520 --> 02:59:21,640 Which team play in this city? 3879 02:59:22,340 --> 02:59:23,940 Arsenal, Chelsea, Fulham 3880 02:59:23,940 --> 02:59:24,720 Fucking 3881 02:59:24,720 --> 02:59:27,820 Player one 3882 02:59:27,820 --> 02:59:29,120 Excellent play 3883 02:59:29,120 --> 02:59:30,140 We're doing well 3884 02:59:30,140 --> 02:59:32,640 Who's played for this team? 3885 02:59:32,740 --> 02:59:33,540 Spain is it? 3886 02:59:34,840 --> 02:59:35,360 Torres 3887 02:59:35,360 --> 02:59:38,300 Doing well 3888 02:59:38,300 --> 02:59:39,580 Omar 3889 02:59:39,580 --> 02:59:41,240 Thank you very much for the tip 3890 02:59:41,240 --> 02:59:43,280 Amsterdam, Ajax 3891 02:59:43,280 --> 02:59:47,880 This is pith easy this round 3892 02:59:47,880 --> 02:59:48,380 Player one 3893 02:59:48,380 --> 02:59:49,720 That's great movement 3894 02:59:49,720 --> 02:59:50,820 And a great answer 3895 02:59:50,820 --> 02:59:51,580 Thank you 3896 02:59:51,580 --> 02:59:53,360 Who's played for that? 3897 02:59:53,440 --> 02:59:53,860 Who's that? 3898 02:59:53,940 --> 02:59:54,600 Is that fucking 3899 02:59:54,600 --> 02:59:57,560 Baborski 3900 02:59:57,560 --> 02:59:59,100 Is that an international team? 3901 03:00:01,660 --> 03:00:03,220 That's shocking player one 3902 03:00:03,220 --> 03:00:03,760 Is that Chile? 3903 03:00:03,860 --> 03:00:04,160 Was it? 3904 03:00:05,440 --> 03:00:06,740 Rocky Santa Cruz 3905 03:00:06,740 --> 03:00:08,160 Who's in the lead? 3906 03:00:08,160 --> 03:00:11,360 Was that Atletico Madrid? 3907 03:00:12,300 --> 03:00:12,900 Player one? 3908 03:00:13,620 --> 03:00:14,460 Pure class 3909 03:00:14,460 --> 03:00:15,560 Pure class 3910 03:00:15,560 --> 03:00:16,260 I'm 3911 03:00:16,260 --> 03:00:16,900 And that's 3912 03:00:16,900 --> 03:00:17,200 Hey 3913 03:00:17,200 --> 03:00:19,760 I'm the only one in the game 3914 03:00:19,760 --> 03:00:20,640 But I mean 3915 03:00:20,640 --> 03:00:21,520 Doesn't matter 3916 03:00:21,520 --> 03:00:22,780 If there was opponents 3917 03:00:22,780 --> 03:00:25,260 They'd be getting destroyed right now 3918 03:00:25,260 --> 03:00:26,700 Fuck that last one up 3919 03:00:26,700 --> 03:00:28,000 The sitter 3920 03:00:28,000 --> 03:00:29,500 According to some people 3921 03:00:29,500 --> 03:00:30,980 Jordan Jones 3922 03:00:30,980 --> 03:00:31,760 Says shocking 3923 03:00:31,760 --> 03:00:33,820 Omar says 3924 03:00:33,820 --> 03:00:34,580 Alan Hansen 3925 03:00:34,580 --> 03:00:34,880 Quote 3926 03:00:34,880 --> 03:00:35,940 When I was playing football 3927 03:00:35,940 --> 03:00:37,680 I always felt in complete control 3928 03:00:37,680 --> 03:00:38,620 When I play golf 3929 03:00:38,620 --> 03:00:39,400 And come under pressure 3930 03:00:39,400 --> 03:00:41,440 It's a completely different ball game 3931 03:00:41,440 --> 03:00:42,940 It's a great quote 3932 03:00:42,940 --> 03:00:45,720 Let's hope we can maintain 3933 03:00:45,720 --> 03:00:47,440 Our form 3934 03:00:47,440 --> 03:00:49,180 Going into the second round 3935 03:00:49,180 --> 03:00:50,940 Which is a different round now 3936 03:00:50,940 --> 03:00:52,500 First hurdle cleared 3937 03:00:52,500 --> 03:00:54,980 It's time to get some more points on the board 3938 03:00:54,980 --> 03:00:57,000 Who's going to get their big break? 3939 03:00:57,700 --> 03:00:57,960 Me 3940 03:00:57,960 --> 03:00:59,300 A simple question 3941 03:00:59,300 --> 03:01:00,300 And four answers 3942 03:01:00,300 --> 03:01:02,500 Press the button that matches your answer 3943 03:01:02,500 --> 03:01:03,600 Get it right 3944 03:01:03,600 --> 03:01:04,940 And you'll be in the point 3945 03:01:04,940 --> 03:01:07,840 I hope this isn't like a snooker based round 3946 03:01:07,840 --> 03:01:09,280 Because of big break 3947 03:01:09,280 --> 03:01:15,280 The gimstick says it was Paraguay 3948 03:01:15,280 --> 03:01:19,660 So that was 3949 03:01:19,660 --> 03:01:21,200 So it wasn't Atletico 3950 03:01:21,200 --> 03:01:22,180 I did think 3951 03:01:22,180 --> 03:01:25,520 Is that a South American international jersey? 3952 03:01:27,220 --> 03:01:29,300 Tony B says definitely is Atletico 3953 03:01:29,300 --> 03:01:30,820 Look forget it 3954 03:01:30,820 --> 03:01:31,920 Look I'm not going to quibble 3955 03:01:31,920 --> 03:01:32,760 Some people are saying 3956 03:01:32,760 --> 03:01:33,620 I should have got that 3957 03:01:33,620 --> 03:01:34,620 That was a sitter 3958 03:01:34,620 --> 03:01:36,680 Let's get this one going yeah? 3959 03:01:37,800 --> 03:01:38,420 Round two 3960 03:01:38,420 --> 03:01:39,160 Big break 3961 03:01:39,160 --> 03:01:45,660 Which cricket team is known as the Lions? 3962 03:01:45,980 --> 03:01:46,820 I don't know 3963 03:01:46,820 --> 03:01:48,420 I'm just going to guess 3964 03:01:48,420 --> 03:01:49,580 Fucking sorry 3965 03:01:49,580 --> 03:01:53,380 Yes player one 3966 03:01:53,380 --> 03:01:54,320 You're right 3967 03:01:54,320 --> 03:01:59,320 Which country did England beat 5-1 in World Cup qualifying? 3968 03:01:59,560 --> 03:02:02,380 Germany because they never shut the fuck up about it 3969 03:02:02,380 --> 03:02:05,100 Emil Heskey and Michael Owen 3970 03:02:05,100 --> 03:02:05,560 That's great movement 3971 03:02:05,560 --> 03:02:06,160 I think back in the day 3972 03:02:06,160 --> 03:02:06,820 Great answer 3973 03:02:06,820 --> 03:02:11,500 How many fucking yards are there between each set of stumps? 3974 03:02:14,300 --> 03:02:14,820 Yards? 3975 03:02:15,240 --> 03:02:16,800 Fucking 22 maybe 3976 03:02:16,800 --> 03:02:20,620 Player one is having a blinder 3977 03:02:20,620 --> 03:02:21,480 Get in 3978 03:02:21,480 --> 03:02:25,080 Which Rangers manager went on to manage the Dutch? 3979 03:02:25,620 --> 03:02:25,980 Bengal? 3980 03:02:25,980 --> 03:02:26,600 No? 3981 03:02:27,020 --> 03:02:27,500 Advocate? 3982 03:02:27,700 --> 03:02:28,260 Sue Ness? 3983 03:02:29,820 --> 03:02:30,420 Advocate? 3984 03:02:30,920 --> 03:02:33,500 Player one 3985 03:02:33,500 --> 03:02:35,940 That's great movement and a great answer 3986 03:02:35,940 --> 03:02:38,740 Which snooker player has the nickname the Hurricane? 3987 03:02:38,880 --> 03:02:39,400 Higgins? 3988 03:02:39,900 --> 03:02:41,540 Must have still been alive back then 3989 03:02:41,540 --> 03:02:44,500 Yes player one 3990 03:02:44,500 --> 03:02:45,420 You're right 3991 03:02:45,420 --> 03:02:50,920 Who was Wales first choice goalkeeper from 82 to Netherland Southall? 3992 03:02:53,100 --> 03:02:54,020 Player one 3993 03:02:54,020 --> 03:02:55,300 Excellent play 3994 03:02:55,300 --> 03:03:00,620 I knew Neville Southall before I'd even 3995 03:03:00,620 --> 03:03:03,580 Before they'd even give us the fucking list 3996 03:03:03,580 --> 03:03:04,480 Listicles 3997 03:03:04,480 --> 03:03:06,240 Player one is showing the way 3998 03:03:06,240 --> 03:03:07,360 Beautiful stuff 3999 03:03:07,360 --> 03:03:08,080 Big break 4000 03:03:08,080 --> 03:03:09,200 Jim Davidson job 4001 03:03:09,200 --> 03:03:10,400 Thank you very much for the tip 4002 03:03:10,400 --> 03:03:11,600 Sensual piece of pudding 4003 03:03:11,600 --> 03:03:12,460 Thank you very much 4004 03:03:12,460 --> 03:03:14,220 That was a heavy round guys 4005 03:03:14,220 --> 03:03:15,720 Getting a little bit spicier 4006 03:03:15,720 --> 03:03:16,920 But I did even better 4007 03:03:16,920 --> 03:03:18,400 Than the first round 4008 03:03:18,400 --> 03:03:20,460 And I'm feeling the fucking vibe 4009 03:03:20,460 --> 03:03:22,600 I'm feeling like I'm getting back into life again 4010 03:03:22,600 --> 03:03:23,000 Tom? 4011 03:03:24,580 --> 03:03:25,480 It's great business 4012 03:03:25,480 --> 03:03:26,920 It's Alan Hansen job 4013 03:03:26,920 --> 03:03:27,880 It's fantastic 4014 03:03:27,880 --> 03:03:29,140 I'd like to have a go at this 4015 03:03:29,140 --> 03:03:31,880 It's a departure from the war zone 4016 03:03:31,880 --> 03:03:32,160 Alright 4017 03:03:32,160 --> 03:03:32,820 It's not as 4018 03:03:32,820 --> 03:03:34,420 Definitely not as 4019 03:03:34,420 --> 03:03:36,960 Fast paced as the war zone 4020 03:03:36,960 --> 03:03:37,500 But it's 4021 03:03:37,500 --> 03:03:39,460 It's got a 4022 03:03:39,460 --> 03:03:40,780 It's got a bit of pace to it 4023 03:03:40,780 --> 03:03:43,100 It's got something 4024 03:03:43,100 --> 03:03:45,300 Don't know what it's got 4025 03:03:45,300 --> 03:03:46,180 But it's got something 4026 03:03:46,180 --> 03:03:47,640 Buzz sounds like 4027 03:03:47,640 --> 03:03:48,140 Sideshow 4028 03:03:48,140 --> 03:03:48,380 Bob 4029 03:03:48,380 --> 03:03:49,260 Thank you very much 4030 03:03:49,260 --> 03:03:50,520 Big break 4031 03:03:50,520 --> 03:03:51,980 Jim Davidson job 4032 03:03:51,980 --> 03:03:52,640 Thank you very much 4033 03:03:52,640 --> 03:03:54,180 And rumour has it 4034 03:03:54,180 --> 03:03:55,140 That a young Neil Oliver 4035 03:03:55,140 --> 03:03:56,160 Was called in last minute 4036 03:03:56,160 --> 03:03:57,300 To do the voice work on this 4037 03:03:57,300 --> 03:03:58,960 Due to Hansen's addiction 4038 03:03:58,960 --> 03:04:00,760 To pro match premiership 4039 03:04:00,760 --> 03:04:02,080 Big head cards 4040 03:04:02,080 --> 03:04:04,360 At the same time 4041 03:04:04,360 --> 03:04:07,160 I never had those 4042 03:04:07,160 --> 03:04:08,700 Big headed figures 4043 03:04:08,700 --> 03:04:09,260 I was 4044 03:04:09,260 --> 03:04:11,580 Yeah they were too expensive 4045 03:04:11,580 --> 03:04:13,180 And I just didn't have the cash 4046 03:04:13,180 --> 03:04:14,920 But I 4047 03:04:14,920 --> 03:04:16,200 And then they only made 4048 03:04:16,200 --> 03:04:17,400 A couple of 4049 03:04:17,400 --> 03:04:17,900 If you 4050 03:04:17,900 --> 03:04:19,340 Unless you supported United 4051 03:04:19,340 --> 03:04:20,660 If you supported United 4052 03:04:20,660 --> 03:04:21,320 Or Arsenal 4053 03:04:21,320 --> 03:04:22,300 Then you could probably buy 4054 03:04:22,300 --> 03:04:23,260 Any of the team 4055 03:04:23,260 --> 03:04:24,480 But if you didn't have any 4056 03:04:24,480 --> 03:04:25,620 If you didn't like any of those 4057 03:04:25,620 --> 03:04:27,080 Top five teams 4058 03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:29,340 You weren't gonna get 4059 03:04:29,340 --> 03:04:30,140 You're probably gonna get 4060 03:04:30,140 --> 03:04:31,240 One player made 4061 03:04:31,240 --> 03:04:32,360 Out of your fucking squad 4062 03:04:32,360 --> 03:04:33,560 Maybe I'm wrong 4063 03:04:33,560 --> 03:04:34,360 Maybe they made one 4064 03:04:34,360 --> 03:04:35,440 For every fucking team 4065 03:04:35,440 --> 03:04:35,880 But they were 4066 03:04:35,880 --> 03:04:36,820 They were a rip off 4067 03:04:36,820 --> 03:04:38,760 I'm talking about the figurines now 4068 03:04:38,760 --> 03:04:39,540 Not the cards 4069 03:04:39,540 --> 03:04:40,800 The little figurines 4070 03:04:40,800 --> 03:04:41,560 Of the footballers 4071 03:04:41,560 --> 03:04:42,680 That had massive heads 4072 03:04:42,680 --> 03:04:44,400 Thank you very much there 4073 03:04:44,400 --> 03:04:45,320 Anyway for the tips 4074 03:04:45,320 --> 03:04:46,360 Essential piece of pudding 4075 03:04:46,360 --> 03:04:47,660 Let's rock on 4076 03:04:47,660 --> 03:04:48,920 To round three 4077 03:04:48,920 --> 03:04:49,640 This is where things 4078 03:04:49,640 --> 03:04:51,500 Are gonna get serious 4079 03:04:51,500 --> 03:04:55,300 Time to venture 4080 03:04:55,300 --> 03:04:56,720 A little further afield now 4081 03:04:56,720 --> 03:04:58,680 A plethora of sporting stars 4082 03:04:58,680 --> 03:04:59,720 Coming up as we go 4083 03:04:59,720 --> 03:05:01,020 Home and away 4084 03:05:01,020 --> 03:05:03,300 You'll see a question 4085 03:05:03,300 --> 03:05:04,840 Followed by a series of answers 4086 03:05:04,840 --> 03:05:06,720 When you see the correct answer 4087 03:05:06,720 --> 03:05:08,080 Press R1 4088 03:05:08,080 --> 03:05:09,240 Or L1 4089 03:05:09,240 --> 03:05:10,060 To buzz in 4090 03:05:10,060 --> 03:05:12,120 Lots of points for a right answer 4091 03:05:12,120 --> 03:05:13,300 A wrong answer 4092 03:05:13,300 --> 03:05:13,300 A wrong answer 4093 03:05:13,300 --> 03:05:14,480 Will get you nothing at all 4094 03:05:14,480 --> 03:05:16,940 You had a big head for Duke 4095 03:05:16,940 --> 03:05:18,840 I remember the Tony Oboa one 4096 03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:18,840 I remember the Tony Oboa one 4097 03:05:18,840 --> 03:05:20,300 Was the coveted one 4098 03:05:20,300 --> 03:05:22,160 And now we have 4099 03:05:22,160 --> 03:05:22,860 Home or away 4100 03:05:22,860 --> 03:05:23,880 You'll see a question 4101 03:05:23,880 --> 03:05:26,280 Followed by a series of answers 4102 03:05:26,280 --> 03:05:27,180 I know he's just said this 4103 03:05:27,180 --> 03:05:28,040 I just need to read it 4104 03:05:28,040 --> 03:05:28,980 To get it into my mind 4105 03:05:28,980 --> 03:05:30,740 When you see the correct answer 4106 03:05:30,740 --> 03:05:32,080 Press R1 or L1 4107 03:05:32,080 --> 03:05:32,860 To buzz in 4108 03:05:32,860 --> 03:05:34,780 Lots of points for a right answer 4109 03:05:34,780 --> 03:05:35,540 A wrong answer 4110 03:05:35,540 --> 03:05:36,700 Will get you a fuck all 4111 03:05:36,700 --> 03:05:39,080 Okay so R1 or L1 4112 03:05:39,080 --> 03:05:39,720 To buzz in 4113 03:05:39,720 --> 03:05:41,060 So when you see the right answer 4114 03:05:41,060 --> 03:05:42,340 You press R1 or L1 4115 03:05:42,340 --> 03:05:43,180 Let's go for it 4116 03:05:43,180 --> 03:05:49,360 Which of these footballers 4117 03:05:49,360 --> 03:05:50,420 Represented Spain? 4118 03:05:59,360 --> 03:06:00,060 Yes player one 4119 03:06:00,060 --> 03:06:00,960 You're right 4120 03:06:00,960 --> 03:06:01,860 Gotta be 4121 03:06:01,860 --> 03:06:02,700 Spanish 4122 03:06:02,700 --> 03:06:04,200 Which team play in Spain? 4123 03:06:11,360 --> 03:06:12,160 Player one 4124 03:06:12,160 --> 03:06:13,420 Nice footwork 4125 03:06:13,420 --> 03:06:16,400 It's actually Alan Hansen 4126 03:06:16,400 --> 03:06:16,920 Making that noise 4127 03:06:16,920 --> 03:06:17,820 Which team play in Spain? 4128 03:06:17,920 --> 03:06:18,240 Another one 4129 03:06:18,240 --> 03:06:20,040 Player one 4130 03:06:20,040 --> 03:06:21,320 Excellent play 4131 03:06:21,320 --> 03:06:22,720 They could do with better questions 4132 03:06:22,720 --> 03:06:23,740 Which team play in Holland? 4133 03:06:23,960 --> 03:06:24,840 It's going to be 4134 03:06:24,840 --> 03:06:26,000 Ajax again isn't it? 4135 03:06:30,720 --> 03:06:31,300 Ten Hag 4136 03:06:31,300 --> 03:06:31,880 Player one 4137 03:06:31,880 --> 03:06:33,100 Great touch 4138 03:06:33,100 --> 03:06:34,580 Fantastic finish 4139 03:06:34,580 --> 03:06:35,360 I wonder if Ten Hag 4140 03:06:35,360 --> 03:06:36,360 Is from Den Hag 4141 03:06:36,360 --> 03:06:37,220 Which of rugby players 4142 03:06:37,220 --> 03:06:38,100 Represented Italy? 4143 03:06:39,660 --> 03:06:40,400 Should guess 4144 03:06:40,400 --> 03:06:41,220 Yes player one 4145 03:06:41,220 --> 03:06:41,820 You're right 4146 03:06:41,820 --> 03:06:42,620 Pure guess work 4147 03:06:42,620 --> 03:06:43,840 Never even heard of that guy 4148 03:06:43,840 --> 03:06:44,980 Which of these footballers 4149 03:06:44,980 --> 03:06:46,020 Represented Spain? 4150 03:06:47,380 --> 03:06:47,820 Ronaldo 4151 03:06:47,820 --> 03:06:48,720 Dechamp 4152 03:06:48,720 --> 03:06:49,340 Tony 4153 03:06:49,340 --> 03:06:50,300 Bastin 4154 03:06:50,300 --> 03:06:51,000 Rush 4155 03:06:51,000 --> 03:06:52,800 Lineker 4156 03:06:52,800 --> 03:06:53,920 Gonzalez 4157 03:06:53,920 --> 03:06:56,340 Player one puts another one away 4158 03:06:56,340 --> 03:07:01,580 Let's have a look at the scores 4159 03:07:01,580 --> 03:07:02,960 Fucking crushed it 4160 03:07:02,960 --> 03:07:05,700 Crushed that up 4161 03:07:05,700 --> 03:07:06,220 Player one 4162 03:07:06,220 --> 03:07:07,400 Is showing the way 4163 03:07:07,400 --> 03:07:08,580 Big time 4164 03:07:08,580 --> 03:07:13,600 I'd want to increase the fucking level of fare 4165 03:07:13,600 --> 03:07:15,460 Solid gold superstars 4166 03:07:15,460 --> 03:07:17,360 Left, right and centre in this round 4167 03:07:17,360 --> 03:07:19,700 Who will you spot in my hall of fame? 4168 03:07:20,600 --> 03:07:23,240 A vital clue to the answer will be revealed to you 4169 03:07:23,240 --> 03:07:23,860 Ian Crouch 4170 03:07:23,860 --> 03:07:24,880 When you know what it is 4171 03:07:24,880 --> 03:07:27,100 Press the button that matches your answer 4172 03:07:27,100 --> 03:07:28,360 The quicker you are 4173 03:07:28,360 --> 03:07:29,820 The more points you get 4174 03:07:29,820 --> 03:07:32,600 As a quiz game 4175 03:07:32,600 --> 03:07:34,300 This is somewhat lacking 4176 03:07:34,300 --> 03:07:36,500 My sentiments exactly as well 4177 03:07:36,500 --> 03:07:37,100 C-Mac 4178 03:07:37,100 --> 03:07:37,520 I mean 4179 03:07:37,520 --> 03:07:38,860 Come on 4180 03:07:38,860 --> 03:07:40,640 It needs to fucking step up the 4181 03:07:40,640 --> 03:07:41,880 The difficulty 4182 03:07:41,880 --> 03:07:42,440 But I'm 4183 03:07:42,440 --> 03:07:43,920 Enjoying winning 4184 03:07:43,920 --> 03:07:45,000 On the stream 4185 03:07:45,000 --> 03:07:46,920 After nearly three hours 4186 03:07:46,920 --> 03:07:48,600 Of losing hard 4187 03:07:48,600 --> 03:07:50,200 Really hard 4188 03:07:50,200 --> 03:07:52,860 A vital clue 4189 03:07:52,860 --> 03:07:54,080 This round is called 4190 03:07:54,080 --> 03:07:54,940 Hall of fame 4191 03:07:54,940 --> 03:07:56,980 A vital clue to the answer 4192 03:07:56,980 --> 03:07:58,280 Will be revealed to you 4193 03:07:58,280 --> 03:08:00,040 When you know what it is 4194 03:08:00,040 --> 03:08:02,220 Press the button that matches your answer 4195 03:08:02,220 --> 03:08:03,000 What the fuck 4196 03:08:03,000 --> 03:08:05,040 So a vital clue to the answer 4197 03:08:05,040 --> 03:08:05,780 Will be revealed 4198 03:08:05,780 --> 03:08:06,460 When you know where it is 4199 03:08:06,460 --> 03:08:08,380 Press the button that matches your answer 4200 03:08:08,380 --> 03:08:09,620 The quicker you are 4201 03:08:09,620 --> 03:08:10,920 The more points you get 4202 03:08:10,920 --> 03:08:13,240 This is sounding more convoluted and confusing 4203 03:08:13,240 --> 03:08:15,280 But let's see how we go here 4204 03:08:15,280 --> 03:08:16,360 Alan Hansen special 4205 03:08:16,360 --> 03:08:19,220 With which sport would you associate this sportsman? 4206 03:08:21,040 --> 03:08:22,280 Golf, tennis, football 4207 03:08:22,280 --> 03:08:27,000 Shane, Sean Pollock 4208 03:08:27,000 --> 03:08:29,220 Fuck I don't know 4209 03:08:29,220 --> 03:08:32,940 Oh no 4210 03:08:32,940 --> 03:08:33,860 I should have guessed cricket 4211 03:08:33,860 --> 03:08:35,460 Player one is all over the place 4212 03:08:35,460 --> 03:08:36,060 That's the one that I 4213 03:08:36,060 --> 03:08:39,020 You'd least know the fucking names of people in 4214 03:08:39,020 --> 03:08:41,580 With which sport would you associate this sportsman? 4215 03:08:41,660 --> 03:08:42,740 Cycling, ice skating, skiing 4216 03:08:42,740 --> 03:08:45,680 Nick Gillingham 4217 03:08:45,680 --> 03:08:47,280 Fucking cycling 4218 03:08:47,280 --> 03:08:47,920 I don't know 4219 03:08:47,920 --> 03:08:50,520 Oh no 4220 03:08:50,520 --> 03:08:52,980 Player one is all over the place 4221 03:08:52,980 --> 03:08:53,540 I've never heard of these guys 4222 03:08:53,540 --> 03:08:56,660 With which sport would you associate this sportsman? 4223 03:09:02,340 --> 03:09:03,500 Didier Oreal 4224 03:09:03,500 --> 03:09:04,360 I'm just going to guess 4225 03:09:04,360 --> 03:09:04,880 Football 4226 03:09:04,880 --> 03:09:08,740 Player one is staring into the abyss after that one 4227 03:09:08,740 --> 03:09:11,580 Getting fucking arse old here with this one 4228 03:09:11,580 --> 03:09:14,260 With which sport would you associate this sportswoman? 4229 03:09:14,920 --> 03:09:16,180 Kim Clijsters, tennis 4230 03:09:16,180 --> 03:09:19,120 Some shyster 4231 03:09:19,120 --> 03:09:20,020 Kim Clijster 4232 03:09:20,020 --> 03:09:21,740 That's great movement and a great answer 4233 03:09:21,740 --> 03:09:29,280 Ribaldo Begetto 4234 03:09:29,280 --> 03:09:30,680 Roberto Baggio 4235 03:09:30,680 --> 03:09:31,240 Football 4236 03:09:31,240 --> 03:09:34,280 Player one 4237 03:09:34,280 --> 03:09:35,480 Great touch 4238 03:09:35,480 --> 03:09:37,060 Fantastic finish 4239 03:09:37,060 --> 03:09:38,700 Great touch 4240 03:09:38,700 --> 03:09:40,100 Fantastic finish 4241 03:09:40,100 --> 03:09:42,180 With which sport would you associate this one? 4242 03:09:43,240 --> 03:09:44,140 Nick Faldo 4243 03:09:44,140 --> 03:09:44,500 Golf 4244 03:09:44,500 --> 03:09:48,140 Player one is having a blinder? 4245 03:09:52,140 --> 03:09:53,040 Who's in the lead? 4246 03:09:53,040 --> 03:09:53,780 Round stank 4247 03:09:53,780 --> 03:09:55,380 That round absolutely stank 4248 03:09:55,380 --> 03:09:56,640 But I'm still in the lead 4249 03:09:56,640 --> 03:09:57,700 Player one 4250 03:09:57,700 --> 03:09:58,780 Wastes of skin 4251 03:09:58,780 --> 03:09:59,260 Pure class 4252 03:09:59,260 --> 03:10:00,760 Sweaty fists 4253 03:10:00,760 --> 03:10:03,940 Going good lads 4254 03:10:03,940 --> 03:10:09,200 Time to see we'll be wheeling and dealing their way to success in the transfer window 4255 03:10:09,200 --> 03:10:11,440 You get two goals at this one? 4256 03:10:12,040 --> 03:10:13,600 Press the button that matches your answer 4257 03:10:13,600 --> 03:10:17,780 Then you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind if you want 4258 03:10:17,780 --> 03:10:18,360 What? 4259 03:10:19,040 --> 03:10:23,520 You get two goals at this one, press the button that matches your answer, then you'll see what everyone else thought? 4260 03:10:23,640 --> 03:10:24,840 What the fuck does that mean? 4261 03:10:25,680 --> 03:10:44,860 And you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind? But who's everyone else? There's nobody here, it's just me playing this game alone. You get two goals, press the button and match the answer, then you'll see what everyone else thought and you can change your mind. Okay, how does this work with one player? Hopefully it doesn't crash the game now. 4262 03:10:44,860 --> 03:11:11,000 Which team play in this city? We've already had this question. It's a bad game. Carson. Are you ready now? The transfer window is open. What? Player one, great touch, fantastic finish. 4263 03:11:11,680 --> 03:11:23,320 So we have to, I guess it, and then we have to wait for the same fucking thing. Champions League, Barcelona. I'm guessing it's Barcelona, I don't know. 2000? They won in 2006, they beat Arsenal. 4264 03:11:23,880 --> 03:11:26,860 Are you sure? Or did they? Time to open the transfer window. 4265 03:11:28,220 --> 03:11:29,380 2006, I think. 4266 03:11:34,340 --> 03:11:37,520 Player one, that's great movement and a great answer. 4267 03:11:38,800 --> 03:11:40,260 Some Arsenal side, that though. 4268 03:11:40,260 --> 03:11:45,100 Which motor racing circuit is in this country? 4269 03:11:45,540 --> 03:11:46,140 Indianapolis 4270 03:11:46,140 --> 03:11:51,620 Hmm, interesting 4271 03:11:51,620 --> 03:11:53,440 Transfer window anyone? 4272 03:12:00,440 --> 03:12:02,580 Player one puts another one away 4273 03:12:02,580 --> 03:12:04,900 Put another one away he said 4274 03:12:04,900 --> 03:12:07,080 Who has played for this team? 4275 03:12:07,480 --> 03:12:08,060 Is it England? 4276 03:12:08,060 --> 03:12:10,740 Here 4277 03:12:10,740 --> 03:12:15,800 The transfer window is open 4278 03:12:15,800 --> 03:12:24,620 Yes player one, you're right 4279 03:12:24,620 --> 03:12:25,740 Piss easy man 4280 03:12:25,740 --> 03:12:28,900 Vaduka, there he is, Vaduka 4281 03:12:28,900 --> 03:12:34,720 Mark Vaduka 4 4282 03:12:34,720 --> 03:12:36,300 Looks like you're in need of inspiration 4283 03:12:36,300 --> 03:12:38,200 Open the transfer window 4284 03:12:38,200 --> 03:12:39,860 Mark Vaduka 4 4285 03:12:39,860 --> 03:12:42,040 Liverpool 1 4286 03:12:42,040 --> 03:12:46,020 Player one 4287 03:12:46,020 --> 03:12:47,240 Great touch 4288 03:12:47,240 --> 03:12:48,820 Fantastic finish 4289 03:12:48,820 --> 03:12:53,340 When did this city host Olympic Games? 4290 03:12:54,040 --> 03:12:55,720 Athens 2000, was it? 4291 03:12:55,920 --> 03:12:57,340 Athens, no, Sydney 2000 4292 03:12:57,340 --> 03:12:59,640 That's Germany, it's fucking 4293 03:12:59,640 --> 03:13:00,900 I thought that was the Parthenon 4294 03:13:00,900 --> 03:13:02,200 It's the Brandenburg Gate 4295 03:13:02,200 --> 03:13:03,020 And I've missed the fucking 4296 03:13:03,020 --> 03:13:04,440 You want the transfer window open? 4297 03:13:04,920 --> 03:13:06,260 I'm gonna guess it was 4298 03:13:06,260 --> 03:13:06,780 Here it is 4299 03:13:06,780 --> 03:13:09,860 Berlin, oh fuck I don't know 4300 03:13:09,860 --> 03:13:12,320 36 4301 03:13:12,320 --> 03:13:15,720 Nazi games, the Nazi Germany games 4302 03:13:15,720 --> 03:13:16,040 Was it? 4303 03:13:18,600 --> 03:13:19,460 I missed it 4304 03:13:19,460 --> 03:13:20,600 I thought that was Munich 4305 03:13:20,600 --> 03:13:21,700 Let's have a look at the scores 4306 03:13:21,700 --> 03:13:23,200 I thought that was Munich 4307 03:13:23,200 --> 03:13:24,280 Where they had that 4308 03:13:24,280 --> 03:13:25,260 I didn't think it was Berlin 4309 03:13:25,260 --> 03:13:25,920 Player one 4310 03:13:25,920 --> 03:13:27,420 Pure class 4311 03:13:27,420 --> 03:13:28,000 But it wasn't 4312 03:13:28,000 --> 03:13:28,980 Munich was the one 4313 03:13:28,980 --> 03:13:30,740 With the other fucking situation 4314 03:13:30,740 --> 03:13:32,560 Where there was the Israeli hostages 4315 03:13:32,560 --> 03:13:32,940 I think 4316 03:13:32,940 --> 03:13:33,320 Or the 4317 03:13:33,320 --> 03:13:35,660 Was it? 4318 03:13:35,660 --> 03:13:37,740 Was it the Israeli hostages? 4319 03:13:37,880 --> 03:13:39,080 Was it the Israeli team? 4320 03:13:39,840 --> 03:13:40,980 I haven't seen the movie 4321 03:13:40,980 --> 03:13:42,820 There was a Spielberg movie 4322 03:13:42,820 --> 03:13:44,000 About Munich, wasn't there? 4323 03:13:49,320 --> 03:13:50,740 Ask Tommy 4324 03:13:50,740 --> 03:13:53,160 Ben Affleck 4325 03:13:53,160 --> 03:13:53,780 I haven't seen 4326 03:13:53,780 --> 03:13:55,040 Is Munich any 4327 03:13:55,040 --> 03:13:55,940 Is it worth watching? 4328 03:13:55,980 --> 03:13:57,740 I might fucking watch that film later on 4329 03:13:57,740 --> 03:13:58,620 I might watch that tonight 4330 03:13:58,620 --> 03:14:04,660 The fat lady is warming her vocal cords 4331 03:14:04,660 --> 03:14:06,380 But it's not over yet 4332 03:14:06,380 --> 03:14:08,320 What have you got left in the locker 4333 03:14:08,320 --> 03:14:09,840 For the injury time round? 4334 03:14:11,140 --> 03:14:12,260 You'll see a question 4335 03:14:12,260 --> 03:14:13,820 And four possible answers 4336 03:14:13,820 --> 03:14:16,000 The question will slowly be revealed 4337 03:14:16,000 --> 03:14:17,600 When you know what it is 4338 03:14:17,600 --> 03:14:18,780 Press R1 4339 03:14:18,780 --> 03:14:19,660 Or L1 4340 03:14:19,660 --> 03:14:20,300 To buzz in 4341 03:14:20,300 --> 03:14:21,860 Then select the answer 4342 03:14:21,860 --> 03:14:22,800 You think is right 4343 03:14:22,800 --> 03:14:24,660 Big points for getting it right 4344 03:14:24,660 --> 03:14:25,200 In this round 4345 03:14:25,200 --> 03:14:26,680 But get it wrong 4346 03:14:26,680 --> 03:14:28,180 And you'll lose big time 4347 03:14:28,180 --> 03:14:31,180 Thank you very much there 4348 03:14:31,180 --> 03:14:32,860 The buzz sounds like 4349 03:14:32,860 --> 03:14:33,760 Sideshow Bob 4350 03:14:33,760 --> 03:14:35,140 And buzzer conspiracy 4351 03:14:35,140 --> 03:14:36,000 Thank you very much 4352 03:14:36,000 --> 03:14:37,780 Francis 4353 03:14:37,780 --> 03:14:39,120 I'm 99% certain 4354 03:14:39,120 --> 03:14:40,140 The buzzer sounds like 4355 03:14:40,140 --> 03:14:41,080 Sideshow Bob's 4356 03:14:41,080 --> 03:14:41,800 Rake Shudder 4357 03:14:41,800 --> 03:14:42,360 Exactly 4358 03:14:42,360 --> 03:14:42,740 Yeah 4359 03:14:42,740 --> 03:14:43,940 Somebody else has said that 4360 03:14:43,940 --> 03:14:44,980 I've only just noticed 4361 03:14:44,980 --> 03:14:46,620 Two people picking up on that 4362 03:14:48,240 --> 03:14:50,120 It really does sound like that 4363 03:14:50,120 --> 03:14:51,080 But it could be 4364 03:14:51,080 --> 03:14:52,200 Alan Hanson 4365 03:14:52,200 --> 03:14:54,320 With a hangover 4366 03:14:54,320 --> 03:14:56,080 Alan Hangoverson 4367 03:14:56,080 --> 03:14:57,940 Maybe they got him 4368 03:14:57,940 --> 03:14:58,900 To record that 4369 03:14:58,900 --> 03:15:00,540 On a fucking dodgy day 4370 03:15:00,540 --> 03:15:02,500 Injury time 4371 03:15:02,500 --> 03:15:04,560 You'll see a question 4372 03:15:04,560 --> 03:15:06,380 And four possible answers 4373 03:15:06,380 --> 03:15:08,660 The question will slowly be revealed 4374 03:15:08,660 --> 03:15:10,320 When you know what it is 4375 03:15:10,320 --> 03:15:11,980 Press R1 or L1 to buzz in 4376 03:15:11,980 --> 03:15:14,900 Select the answer 4377 03:15:14,900 --> 03:15:16,060 You think is right 4378 03:15:16,060 --> 03:15:19,860 Big points for getting it right 4379 03:15:19,860 --> 03:15:21,080 Get it wrong 4380 03:15:21,080 --> 03:15:23,020 And you'll fucking lose big time 4381 03:15:23,020 --> 03:15:27,840 Which football team 4382 03:15:27,840 --> 03:15:28,920 Won the Champions League 4383 03:15:28,920 --> 03:15:29,860 In 2005? 4384 03:15:31,060 --> 03:15:32,060 Liverpool was it? 4385 03:15:33,260 --> 03:15:34,360 Was that the fucking 4386 03:15:34,360 --> 03:15:37,480 I'm pressing the button here 4387 03:15:37,480 --> 03:15:38,200 It's not working 4388 03:15:38,200 --> 03:15:40,760 Did I get that? 4389 03:15:40,860 --> 03:15:41,620 Or did I miss that? 4390 03:15:42,380 --> 03:15:42,740 Oh 4391 03:15:42,740 --> 03:15:45,060 I didn't have my window selected 4392 03:15:45,060 --> 03:15:45,980 How many red balls 4393 03:15:45,980 --> 03:15:46,840 Are in the game of snooker? 4394 03:15:47,080 --> 03:15:47,520 Ten 4395 03:15:47,520 --> 03:15:48,000 Maybe 4396 03:15:48,000 --> 03:15:48,540 Huh? 4397 03:15:51,960 --> 03:15:52,440 Fifteen 4398 03:15:52,440 --> 03:15:53,360 Fucking hell 4399 03:15:53,360 --> 03:15:55,260 Oh I've gone to shit here 4400 03:15:55,260 --> 03:15:55,940 How many players 4401 03:15:55,940 --> 03:15:57,180 Are in the baseball team? 4402 03:15:57,480 --> 03:15:58,060 Just eleven 4403 03:15:58,060 --> 03:15:59,840 Pat 4404 03:15:59,840 --> 03:16:00,840 The game controller 4405 03:16:00,840 --> 03:16:01,820 Is not working lads 4406 03:16:01,820 --> 03:16:03,780 Oh it is 4407 03:16:03,780 --> 03:16:05,420 Schoolboy 4408 03:16:05,420 --> 03:16:06,360 Error player 1 4409 03:16:06,360 --> 03:16:08,780 From which team 4410 03:16:08,780 --> 03:16:09,380 Did Arsenal buy 4411 03:16:09,380 --> 03:16:09,900 Vieira? 4412 03:16:10,900 --> 03:16:11,880 Probably Milan 4413 03:16:11,880 --> 03:16:13,540 Or Motherwell 4414 03:16:13,540 --> 03:16:14,160 No Paris 4415 03:16:14,160 --> 03:16:15,620 I'm pressing the button 4416 03:16:15,620 --> 03:16:16,320 It's not working 4417 03:16:16,320 --> 03:16:22,060 This is fucked 4418 03:16:22,060 --> 03:16:23,860 Which UK rugby league team 4419 03:16:23,860 --> 03:16:24,340 Are nicknamed 4420 03:16:24,340 --> 03:16:25,420 Rough Yeds? 4421 03:16:25,940 --> 03:16:26,240 I don't know 4422 03:16:26,240 --> 03:16:26,940 Rother maybe 4423 03:16:26,940 --> 03:16:33,040 Controller's not working lads 4424 03:16:33,040 --> 03:16:35,600 Not my fault 4425 03:16:35,600 --> 03:16:37,920 This is not my fault 4426 03:16:37,920 --> 03:16:39,080 St Andrew's 4427 03:16:39,080 --> 03:16:39,980 Home ground of 4428 03:16:39,980 --> 03:16:42,380 Burnley 4429 03:16:42,380 --> 03:16:44,460 Birmingham 4430 03:16:44,460 --> 03:16:45,260 Did I get it right? 4431 03:16:45,780 --> 03:16:46,540 Yes player 1 4432 03:16:46,540 --> 03:16:47,260 You're right 4433 03:16:47,260 --> 03:16:47,400 How come 4434 03:16:47,400 --> 03:16:48,820 Only one button 4435 03:16:48,820 --> 03:16:49,920 Is working for me here? 4436 03:16:51,280 --> 03:16:52,100 Who's in the lead? 4437 03:16:54,020 --> 03:16:54,780 Player 1 4438 03:16:54,780 --> 03:16:55,660 Is sitting pretty 4439 03:16:55,660 --> 03:16:57,140 At the top of the table 4440 03:16:57,140 --> 03:16:58,540 Oh you have to press L1 4441 03:16:58,540 --> 03:16:58,940 You're right 4442 03:16:58,940 --> 03:16:59,280 Sorry 4443 03:16:59,280 --> 03:17:01,500 Thanks for reminding me 4444 03:17:01,500 --> 03:17:01,920 But it's 4445 03:17:01,920 --> 03:17:02,520 That 4446 03:17:02,520 --> 03:17:04,260 That wasn't my fault 4447 03:17:04,260 --> 03:17:04,720 I would have 4448 03:17:04,720 --> 03:17:05,660 Fucking absolutely 4449 03:17:05,660 --> 03:17:07,280 Owned that round 4450 03:17:07,280 --> 03:17:09,360 Connor McCooey 4451 03:17:09,360 --> 03:17:10,220 Thank you very much 4452 03:17:10,220 --> 03:17:10,580 You say 4453 03:17:10,580 --> 03:17:12,240 It's burning my brain 4454 03:17:12,240 --> 03:17:13,220 I'm not sure what 4455 03:17:13,220 --> 03:17:14,460 Maybe you mean 4456 03:17:14,460 --> 03:17:15,000 The game 4457 03:17:15,000 --> 03:17:15,660 I'm not sure 4458 03:17:15,660 --> 03:17:17,060 But it's a quality game 4459 03:17:17,060 --> 03:17:18,220 And I didn't press 4460 03:17:18,220 --> 03:17:19,300 The right button 4461 03:17:19,300 --> 03:17:20,400 Which they told us 4462 03:17:20,400 --> 03:17:21,840 In a long winded 4463 03:17:21,840 --> 03:17:23,340 Preamble to the round 4464 03:17:23,340 --> 03:17:25,260 I say long winded 4465 03:17:25,260 --> 03:17:25,840 It was probably 4466 03:17:25,840 --> 03:17:26,560 Three sentences 4467 03:17:26,560 --> 03:17:27,180 But I mean 4468 03:17:27,180 --> 03:17:28,920 Just fucking annoying 4469 03:17:28,920 --> 03:17:29,880 I mean 4470 03:17:29,880 --> 03:17:31,700 Behind next to 4471 03:17:31,700 --> 03:17:32,460 Every answer 4472 03:17:32,460 --> 03:17:33,020 Was the 4473 03:17:33,020 --> 03:17:33,860 The picture of the 4474 03:17:33,860 --> 03:17:35,040 Button on the D-pad 4475 03:17:35,040 --> 03:17:37,160 I beg your pardon 4476 03:17:37,160 --> 03:17:37,600 On the 4477 03:17:37,600 --> 03:17:38,320 The button pad 4478 03:17:38,320 --> 03:17:39,000 Like the fucking 4479 03:17:39,000 --> 03:17:40,040 Square 4480 03:17:40,040 --> 03:17:40,600 X 4481 03:17:40,600 --> 03:17:41,500 Circle 4482 03:17:41,500 --> 03:17:42,400 Triangle 4483 03:17:42,400 --> 03:17:44,320 But then you have to 4484 03:17:44,320 --> 03:17:44,900 Press R1 4485 03:17:44,900 --> 03:17:45,460 Or L1 4486 03:17:45,460 --> 03:17:49,240 But I won the game 4487 03:17:49,240 --> 03:17:49,720 Everyone 4488 03:17:49,720 --> 03:17:51,340 Sublime play 4489 03:17:51,340 --> 03:17:52,580 Sublime play 4490 03:17:52,580 --> 03:17:52,900 A deserved winner 4491 03:17:52,900 --> 03:17:54,240 A deserved winner 4492 03:17:54,240 --> 03:17:57,060 I've got the gold trophy 4493 03:17:57,060 --> 03:17:57,860 And that's better 4494 03:17:57,860 --> 03:17:59,500 Than any warzone win 4495 03:17:59,500 --> 03:18:02,100 Harder to fucking do 4496 03:18:02,100 --> 03:18:02,520 As well 4497 03:18:02,520 --> 03:18:02,760 You know 4498 03:18:02,760 --> 03:18:03,720 I doubt a lot of those 4499 03:18:03,720 --> 03:18:04,740 Warzone players 4500 03:18:04,740 --> 03:18:05,400 Would have been able 4501 03:18:05,400 --> 03:18:06,780 To answer those questions 4502 03:18:06,780 --> 03:18:08,500 Clutch 4503 03:18:08,500 --> 03:18:09,460 Clutch 4504 03:18:09,460 --> 03:18:11,060 Victory there 4505 03:18:11,060 --> 03:18:12,100 Remarkable 4506 03:18:12,100 --> 03:18:12,760 They 4507 03:18:12,760 --> 03:18:14,460 They want to 4508 03:18:14,460 --> 03:18:16,020 Up the fucking 4509 03:18:16,020 --> 03:18:17,620 Difficulty though 4510 03:18:17,620 --> 03:18:18,400 It's too easy 4511 03:18:18,400 --> 03:18:22,180 Lovely soundtrack 4512 03:18:22,180 --> 03:18:23,100 That game had 4513 03:18:23,100 --> 03:18:23,960 Absolutely 4514 03:18:23,960 --> 03:18:25,000 Everything 4515 03:18:25,000 --> 03:18:26,000 Is that it? 4516 03:18:26,000 --> 03:18:26,840 Wonderful watch 4517 03:18:26,840 --> 03:18:29,920 Is that it? 4518 03:18:32,920 --> 03:18:34,380 Look at how slow 4519 03:18:34,380 --> 03:18:35,680 The credits are 4520 03:18:35,680 --> 03:18:42,000 James Vale 4521 03:18:42,000 --> 03:18:43,320 Mark Norman 4522 03:18:43,320 --> 03:18:44,020 Did the fucking 4523 03:18:44,020 --> 03:18:44,920 Lead art 4524 03:18:44,920 --> 03:18:48,600 Darren S 4525 03:18:48,600 --> 03:18:49,820 Derek Poon 4526 03:18:49,820 --> 03:18:51,640 Did the design 4527 03:18:51,640 --> 03:18:52,040 There 4528 03:18:52,040 --> 03:18:52,600 Gene 4529 03:18:52,600 --> 03:18:53,260 Thank you very much 4530 03:18:53,260 --> 03:18:53,780 For the tip 4531 03:18:53,780 --> 03:18:56,000 Derek Poon 4532 03:18:56,000 --> 03:18:56,740 Is after you 4533 03:18:56,740 --> 03:18:59,600 Big shout out 4534 03:18:59,600 --> 03:19:00,240 To Harvey 4535 03:19:00,240 --> 03:19:00,800 Gilpin 4536 03:19:00,800 --> 03:19:05,040 Wow 4537 03:19:05,040 --> 03:19:06,400 Alan is still 4538 03:19:06,400 --> 03:19:07,140 Chiming in 4539 03:19:07,140 --> 03:19:07,920 In the background 4540 03:19:07,920 --> 03:19:08,320 There 4541 03:19:08,320 --> 03:19:09,180 As the credits 4542 03:19:09,180 --> 03:19:09,560 Go up 4543 03:19:09,560 --> 03:19:10,500 Very slowly 4544 03:19:10,500 --> 03:19:12,140 Billy Bell 4545 03:19:12,140 --> 03:19:13,180 Peter Crasley 4546 03:19:13,180 --> 03:19:14,400 Richard Crowder 4547 03:19:14,400 --> 03:19:16,220 Dick Crowder 4548 03:19:16,220 --> 03:19:17,360 Andy Squirrel 4549 03:19:17,360 --> 03:19:18,480 Director of 4550 03:19:18,480 --> 03:19:19,240 Development 4551 03:19:19,240 --> 03:19:21,700 Andy Squirrel 4552 03:19:21,700 --> 03:19:22,320 How are you? 4553 03:19:22,880 --> 03:19:23,440 The big winner 4554 03:19:23,440 --> 03:19:24,200 Was the evening 4555 03:19:24,200 --> 03:19:24,840 Itself 4556 03:19:24,840 --> 03:19:26,560 Fantastic stuff 4557 03:19:26,560 --> 03:19:29,060 The big winner 4558 03:19:29,060 --> 03:19:29,960 Was the evening 4559 03:19:29,960 --> 03:19:30,660 Itself 4560 03:19:30,660 --> 03:19:32,400 Fantastic stuff 4561 03:19:32,400 --> 03:19:34,600 Alan's still 4562 03:19:34,600 --> 03:19:35,180 In the fucking 4563 03:19:35,180 --> 03:19:36,480 Background 4564 03:19:36,480 --> 03:19:37,360 Just lurking 4565 03:19:37,360 --> 03:19:38,600 Reminding us 4566 03:19:38,600 --> 03:19:39,140 Of how good 4567 03:19:39,140 --> 03:19:39,580 The game 4568 03:19:39,580 --> 03:19:39,920 Was 4569 03:19:39,920 --> 03:19:40,940 Or aids 4570 03:19:40,940 --> 03:19:42,280 The code 4571 03:19:42,280 --> 03:19:42,760 Monkeys 4572 03:19:42,760 --> 03:19:43,280 Limited 4573 03:19:43,280 --> 03:19:44,840 Richard Crack 4574 03:19:44,840 --> 03:19:45,580 Paul Griffiths 4575 03:19:45,580 --> 03:19:46,280 Colin Hogg 4576 03:19:46,280 --> 03:19:47,180 Keith Hopewell 4577 03:19:47,180 --> 03:19:50,740 Sean McClure 4578 03:19:50,740 --> 03:19:52,820 Nick Scherfield 4579 03:19:52,820 --> 03:19:53,900 Highman 4580 03:19:53,900 --> 03:19:54,540 Trang 4581 03:19:54,540 --> 03:19:55,180 And Mick 4582 03:19:55,180 --> 03:19:55,680 Weights 4583 03:19:55,680 --> 03:20:05,360 Great 4584 03:20:05,360 --> 03:20:07,680 More 4585 03:20:07,680 --> 03:20:08,700 That's all for tonight 4586 03:20:08,700 --> 03:20:11,180 Hope you'll join us again next time 4587 03:20:11,180 --> 03:20:13,200 He's still there 4588 03:20:13,200 --> 03:20:15,240 Alan is still saying stuff in the background 4589 03:20:15,240 --> 03:20:17,260 How long does this go on for I wonder 4590 03:20:17,260 --> 03:20:20,500 Special thanks to BW Fish Technology 4591 03:20:20,500 --> 03:20:22,940 Foreignvoices.co.uk 4592 03:20:22,940 --> 03:20:23,760 I-Beta 4593 03:20:23,760 --> 03:20:25,720 Highscore Productions 4594 03:20:25,720 --> 03:20:26,880 Loftus Productions 4595 03:20:26,880 --> 03:20:27,840 Arm UK 4596 03:20:27,840 --> 03:20:28,860 Marion Schumer 4597 03:20:28,860 --> 03:20:29,960 New Media Limited 4598 03:20:29,960 --> 03:20:31,840 Quiz Fabricade 4599 03:20:31,840 --> 03:20:33,740 And Simul Trans 4600 03:20:33,740 --> 03:20:35,420 And Alan Hansen 4601 03:20:35,420 --> 03:20:36,240 This game is 4602 03:20:36,240 --> 03:20:36,800 Are you still recording? 4603 03:20:39,480 --> 03:20:41,460 Are you still recording? 4604 03:20:41,720 --> 03:20:42,040 He said 4605 03:20:42,040 --> 03:20:43,800 This game is powered by Ozone 4606 03:20:43,800 --> 03:20:45,400 2007 4607 03:20:45,400 --> 03:20:46,760 Oxygen Limited Studios 4608 03:20:46,760 --> 03:20:47,380 What a game 4609 03:20:47,380 --> 03:20:48,200 I wonder 4610 03:20:48,200 --> 03:20:49,260 Did he say anything else? 4611 03:20:50,520 --> 03:20:51,440 He can't leave us hanging 4612 03:20:51,440 --> 03:20:52,280 Without something else 4613 03:20:52,280 --> 03:21:03,460 So 4614 03:21:03,460 --> 03:21:05,120 Are you ready to test your metal? 4615 03:21:06,560 --> 03:21:07,160 That's it 4616 03:21:07,160 --> 03:21:09,040 That really 4617 03:21:09,040 --> 03:21:10,920 It just goes back to the beginning again 4618 03:21:10,920 --> 03:21:12,860 Holy shit 4619 03:21:12,860 --> 03:21:14,220 Options 4620 03:21:14,220 --> 03:21:14,880 Can you 4621 03:21:14,880 --> 03:21:18,660 You can change your settings here 4622 03:21:18,660 --> 03:21:21,700 You can change your settings here 4623 03:21:21,700 --> 03:21:22,660 But you can't 4624 03:21:22,660 --> 03:21:24,180 Change the difficulty 4625 03:21:24,180 --> 03:21:25,180 There's no difficulty 4626 03:21:25,180 --> 03:21:27,900 You can only change the music volume 4627 03:21:27,900 --> 03:21:29,780 The vibration 4628 03:21:29,780 --> 03:21:30,880 Or the controller 4629 03:21:30,880 --> 03:21:32,680 The different button layout 4630 03:21:32,680 --> 03:21:42,740 I think that's that 4631 03:21:42,740 --> 03:21:45,520 It's all poised for a fantastic game 4632 03:21:45,520 --> 03:21:48,920 It's all poised for a fantastic game 4633 03:21:48,920 --> 03:21:50,120 Yeah it's 4634 03:21:50,120 --> 03:21:51,600 Well that's that anyway 4635 03:21:51,600 --> 03:21:52,840 Crazy game 4636 03:21:52,840 --> 03:21:54,000 Digital hands 4637 03:21:54,000 --> 03:21:55,760 Just gonna 4638 03:21:55,760 --> 03:21:57,900 Close that window down there 4639 03:21:57,900 --> 03:22:01,060 What a satisfying game that was 4640 03:22:01,060 --> 03:22:03,020 Really good 4641 03:22:03,020 --> 03:22:05,160 And it's been busted wide open 4642 03:22:05,160 --> 03:22:06,240 In record time 4643 03:22:06,240 --> 03:22:07,340 By myself there 4644 03:22:07,340 --> 03:22:08,760 Thanks very much there 4645 03:22:08,760 --> 03:22:09,460 Guinness 4646 03:22:09,460 --> 03:22:10,800 For the tip you say 4647 03:22:10,800 --> 03:22:11,540 Let's just say 4648 03:22:11,540 --> 03:22:12,980 We're very impressed 4649 03:22:12,980 --> 03:22:13,880 With your performance 4650 03:22:13,880 --> 03:22:15,140 That's fantastic news 4651 03:22:15,140 --> 03:22:15,880 That Guinness 4652 03:22:15,880 --> 03:22:17,720 Are watching 4653 03:22:17,720 --> 03:22:21,000 Really loving that 4654 03:22:21,000 --> 03:22:22,060 Thanks very much Guinness 4655 03:22:22,060 --> 03:22:22,400 And 4656 03:22:22,400 --> 03:22:24,400 More speed runs 4657 03:22:24,400 --> 03:22:25,080 To come 4658 03:22:25,080 --> 03:22:26,120 At some stage 4659 03:22:26,120 --> 03:22:26,760 I hope 4660 03:22:26,760 --> 03:22:28,180 In the not too distant future 4661 03:22:28,180 --> 03:22:29,880 What I would like to do now 4662 03:22:29,880 --> 03:22:30,360 Is just 4663 03:22:30,360 --> 03:22:31,340 Transition 4664 03:22:31,340 --> 03:22:32,380 Into 4665 03:22:32,380 --> 03:22:33,740 The Shafé mode 4666 03:22:33,740 --> 03:22:34,180 From 4667 03:22:34,180 --> 03:22:35,320 Moving 4668 03:22:35,320 --> 03:22:36,240 Swiftly on 4669 03:22:36,240 --> 03:22:36,580 From 4670 03:22:36,580 --> 03:22:38,600 Alan Hansen 4671 03:22:38,600 --> 03:22:40,040 And going into 4672 03:22:40,040 --> 03:22:41,140 A beautiful 4673 03:22:41,140 --> 03:22:42,780 Chefistic 4674 03:22:42,780 --> 03:22:44,580 Situation 4675 03:22:44,580 --> 03:22:46,280 I just need to 4676 03:22:46,280 --> 03:22:48,300 Press a different cable 4677 03:22:48,300 --> 03:22:50,100 Into a different slot hole 4678 03:22:50,100 --> 03:22:56,040 First 4679 03:22:56,040 --> 03:22:57,600 Finding that cable 4680 03:22:57,600 --> 03:23:02,920 Flop box 4681 03:23:02,920 --> 03:23:04,980 Moondust. 4682 03:23:04,980 --> 03:23:07,860 Moondust. 4683 03:23:21,600 --> 03:23:22,120 Moondust. 4684 03:23:24,400 --> 03:23:24,980 Moondust. 4685 03:23:27,260 --> 03:23:27,840 Moondust. 4686 03:23:30,120 --> 03:23:31,400 Moondust is still a problem. 4687 03:23:31,400 --> 03:23:33,540 Moondust. 4688 03:23:35,600 --> 03:23:36,420 Moondust. 4689 03:23:38,440 --> 03:23:39,280 Moondust. 4690 03:23:40,180 --> 03:23:43,260 One sec there while I get this rigged up to blow. 4691 03:23:43,460 --> 03:23:43,800 Jibby jab. 4692 03:23:44,960 --> 03:23:46,100 Wastes of skin. 4693 03:23:46,620 --> 03:23:47,360 The Jibby jab. 4694 03:23:48,920 --> 03:23:50,040 Sweaty fists. 4695 03:23:50,440 --> 03:23:51,220 The Jibby jab. 4696 03:23:51,220 --> 03:23:51,900 The Jibby jab. 4697 03:23:52,760 --> 03:23:54,300 Xanadu 2.0. 4698 03:23:54,640 --> 03:23:55,440 The Jibby jab. 4699 03:23:58,320 --> 03:24:00,320 That succession of pricks. 4700 03:24:00,320 --> 03:24:01,740 Evidence of their curiosity. 4701 03:24:02,240 --> 03:24:03,840 And I'll keep on banging on. 4702 03:24:04,400 --> 03:24:06,640 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 4703 03:24:07,200 --> 03:24:08,040 And I mean it. 4704 03:24:13,300 --> 03:24:14,540 And I mean it. 4705 03:24:14,960 --> 03:24:15,820 The Jibby jab. 4706 03:24:18,220 --> 03:24:19,380 The Jibby jab. 4707 03:24:22,380 --> 03:24:23,400 The Jibby jab. 4708 03:24:23,400 --> 03:24:23,400 The Jibby jab. 4709 03:24:23,400 --> 03:24:23,460 The Jibby jab. 4710 03:24:26,460 --> 03:24:27,460 The Jibby jab. 4711 03:24:30,800 --> 03:24:31,960 Conspiracy theorist. 4712 03:24:32,120 --> 03:24:32,800 Granny killer. 4713 03:24:33,040 --> 03:24:33,500 Covidiot. 4714 03:24:33,660 --> 03:24:34,320 Covid denier. 4715 03:24:34,480 --> 03:24:35,240 Election denier. 4716 03:24:35,400 --> 03:24:36,200 Domestic terrorist. 4717 03:24:36,460 --> 03:24:37,440 A Putin apologist. 4718 03:24:37,640 --> 03:24:39,560 All four horsemen of the apocalypse. 4719 03:24:40,000 --> 03:24:40,740 Cyber attack. 4720 03:24:41,000 --> 03:24:41,920 War against Iran. 4721 03:24:42,100 --> 03:24:43,000 John F. Kennedy. 4722 03:24:43,000 --> 03:24:43,840 Lone shooter. 4723 03:24:43,840 --> 03:24:44,880 A magic bullet. 4724 03:24:51,280 --> 03:24:53,040 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 4725 03:25:00,040 --> 03:25:01,500 Who do these people think they are? 4726 03:25:01,980 --> 03:25:02,620 Curiosity. 4727 03:25:02,620 --> 03:25:03,740 The Jibby jab. 4728 03:25:04,900 --> 03:25:06,040 Wastes of skin. 4729 03:25:06,520 --> 03:25:07,300 The Jibby jab. 4730 03:25:08,860 --> 03:25:09,980 Sweaty fists. 4731 03:25:10,520 --> 03:25:11,360 The Jibby jab. 4732 03:25:12,740 --> 03:25:14,220 Xanadu 2.0. 4733 03:25:14,560 --> 03:25:15,380 The Jibby jab. 4734 03:25:18,320 --> 03:25:20,260 That succession of pricks. 4735 03:25:20,440 --> 03:25:21,680 Evidence of their curiosity. 4736 03:25:22,160 --> 03:25:23,780 And I'll keep on banging on. 4737 03:25:24,180 --> 03:25:26,560 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 4738 03:25:27,200 --> 03:25:27,580 And I... 4739 03:25:27,580 --> 03:25:32,100 Apologies there for that... 4740 03:25:32,100 --> 03:25:35,660 Divergence there. 4741 03:25:35,940 --> 03:25:37,460 What do we got going on here? 4742 03:25:37,460 --> 03:25:37,720 Okay. 4743 03:25:37,840 --> 03:25:40,460 So now we need to put this yoke into there. 4744 03:25:40,600 --> 03:25:42,860 Still just doing this technical fuckery here. 4745 03:25:43,440 --> 03:25:45,060 That goes in there. 4746 03:25:45,240 --> 03:25:46,860 And then that goes out there. 4747 03:25:47,040 --> 03:25:50,480 That goes in there. 4748 03:25:51,020 --> 03:25:53,940 And then that goes out into the fucking computer. 4749 03:26:01,840 --> 03:26:02,960 Jim Shamrock. 4750 03:26:03,040 --> 03:26:04,480 Thanks very much for the tip there. 4751 03:26:07,000 --> 03:26:07,560 Moondust. 4752 03:26:09,940 --> 03:26:11,160 Moondust is still a problem. 4753 03:26:12,820 --> 03:26:13,300 Moondust. 4754 03:26:13,760 --> 03:26:13,920 Yeah. 4755 03:26:14,260 --> 03:26:15,420 Don't need to go out. 4756 03:26:15,520 --> 03:26:16,960 So you can bring that down here. 4757 03:26:17,020 --> 03:26:18,360 And thank you very much as well. 4758 03:26:18,640 --> 03:26:19,800 Georgia Rose. 4759 03:26:21,720 --> 03:26:23,240 Guinness are interested. 4760 03:26:23,680 --> 03:26:25,080 Guinness are interested. 4761 03:26:25,080 --> 03:26:25,200 Goondust. 4762 03:26:39,000 --> 03:26:40,600 Netcafé. 4763 03:26:42,280 --> 03:26:43,560 Episodes here. 4764 03:26:47,000 --> 03:26:50,620 An archive of Visual Explorer. 4765 03:26:50,620 --> 03:26:52,980 An archive of Netcafé. 4766 03:26:56,340 --> 03:26:56,860 Episodes. 4767 03:26:57,060 --> 03:27:01,540 Which should show us exactly and tell us everything we need to know. 4768 03:27:07,260 --> 03:27:08,260 Need a bit of chat. 4769 03:27:08,260 --> 03:27:08,260 Need a bit of chat. 4770 03:27:08,260 --> 03:27:09,600 Need a bit of chat to cleanse the palate. 4771 03:27:09,880 --> 03:27:12,180 Congratulations on the Alan Henson win. 4772 03:27:12,280 --> 03:27:14,020 Thank you very much there Georgia Rose. 4773 03:27:16,600 --> 03:27:17,740 Stew after dark. 4774 03:27:17,820 --> 03:27:18,380 There's a few. 4775 03:27:18,720 --> 03:27:26,120 There's a lovely list here of different episodes of stew that we haven't been able to vanquish or take charge of. 4776 03:27:26,820 --> 03:27:27,820 The adventure travel online. 4777 03:27:27,820 --> 03:27:28,820 The adventure travel online. 4778 03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:28,820 The adventure travel online. 4779 03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:28,820 The adventure travel online. 4780 03:27:28,820 --> 03:27:31,920 Art on the net. 4781 03:27:31,920 --> 03:27:33,080 Chat rooms. 4782 03:27:33,080 --> 03:27:34,440 Now there was something. 4783 03:27:34,440 --> 03:27:36,840 The dark side of the web. 4784 03:27:36,940 --> 03:27:38,620 That was the one I wanted to see. 4785 03:27:39,280 --> 03:27:41,040 But I couldn't really remember. 4786 03:27:42,040 --> 03:27:44,360 Whether or not we'd seen it before. 4787 03:27:46,360 --> 03:27:48,200 Oh yeah. 4788 03:27:48,280 --> 03:27:49,500 Dark side of the web. 4789 03:27:56,420 --> 03:27:59,060 Please let me know if we have seen this. 4790 03:28:13,980 --> 03:28:15,500 That was the Halloween one. 4791 03:28:18,620 --> 03:28:21,180 We've got a handy fucking visual explorer here. 4792 03:28:21,300 --> 03:28:21,680 It'll tell us. 4793 03:28:22,080 --> 03:28:23,940 It shows us every freeze frame. 4794 03:28:25,260 --> 03:28:27,760 So we'll have to see if we can remember some of these. 4795 03:28:28,680 --> 03:28:29,480 Cats here. 4796 03:28:30,460 --> 03:28:32,640 This lady I can't remember seeing her. 4797 03:28:35,520 --> 03:28:37,420 I would remember her face. 4798 03:28:37,620 --> 03:28:41,140 And I would have definitely made a comment about the cardigan she was wearing. 4799 03:28:41,220 --> 03:28:41,920 And the brooch. 4800 03:28:42,720 --> 03:28:43,760 And the top. 4801 03:28:43,760 --> 03:28:47,760 Maybe I wouldn't. 4802 03:28:50,260 --> 03:28:51,440 No we have seen it. 4803 03:28:51,620 --> 03:28:52,700 I remember this guy. 4804 03:28:52,820 --> 03:28:53,840 I remember these guys look. 4805 03:28:56,880 --> 03:28:58,880 He really looks like a character. 4806 03:28:59,780 --> 03:29:01,900 He looks like someone's given him fake. 4807 03:29:02,080 --> 03:29:03,380 Bold massive eyes. 4808 03:29:06,660 --> 03:29:07,380 Look at the. 4809 03:29:07,660 --> 03:29:08,380 Look at how. 4810 03:29:08,620 --> 03:29:09,340 This is amazing. 4811 03:29:09,460 --> 03:29:11,100 You get to see like freeze frames. 4812 03:29:11,480 --> 03:29:12,320 Like film reel. 4813 03:29:12,420 --> 03:29:13,600 Look at the cutaway. 4814 03:29:13,600 --> 03:29:14,920 And the corresponding shot. 4815 03:29:15,560 --> 03:29:17,080 Look at the way Stu is. 4816 03:29:17,640 --> 03:29:19,020 I like his kind of denim. 4817 03:29:20,020 --> 03:29:20,540 Overshirt. 4818 03:29:21,160 --> 03:29:22,160 Over a t-shirt. 4819 03:29:22,800 --> 03:29:24,280 This man here showing him. 4820 03:29:24,600 --> 03:29:26,440 The size of something with his fingers. 4821 03:29:28,660 --> 03:29:31,200 That is an episode I think we've seen. 4822 03:29:35,280 --> 03:29:35,720 However. 4823 03:29:35,720 --> 03:29:35,720 However. 4824 03:29:35,720 --> 03:29:39,060 I'm seeing all these little still frames. 4825 03:29:40,060 --> 03:29:42,060 I'm feeling like I want to see it again. 4826 03:29:43,620 --> 03:29:47,020 Look at how excited Stu is to see this thing that this man is. 4827 03:29:47,020 --> 03:29:47,580 Moondust. 4828 03:29:49,700 --> 03:29:51,140 Moondust is still a problem. 4829 03:29:52,540 --> 03:29:53,140 Moondust. 4830 03:29:53,140 --> 03:29:54,780 I think I've seen her haircut. 4831 03:29:55,940 --> 03:29:57,540 It just looks so familiar. 4832 03:29:58,180 --> 03:29:58,900 But so. 4833 03:30:00,280 --> 03:30:01,040 Bizarre. 4834 03:30:01,360 --> 03:30:02,380 At the same time. 4835 03:30:03,020 --> 03:30:03,520 You know. 4836 03:30:03,660 --> 03:30:04,320 You'd think. 4837 03:30:05,140 --> 03:30:06,520 That you'd remember him. 4838 03:30:06,860 --> 03:30:08,240 But I can't remember him. 4839 03:30:10,540 --> 03:30:12,860 And I think he's showing a game as well. 4840 03:30:13,000 --> 03:30:13,780 The game looks. 4841 03:30:14,280 --> 03:30:14,680 Chronic. 4842 03:30:15,680 --> 03:30:16,160 Moondust. 4843 03:30:18,460 --> 03:30:19,020 Moondust. 4844 03:30:21,320 --> 03:30:21,880 Moondust. 4845 03:30:24,220 --> 03:30:25,220 Moondust is still a problem. 4846 03:30:25,220 --> 03:30:26,420 That's a lovely shot there. 4847 03:30:26,700 --> 03:30:29,400 Of a really fucking pixelated Stu. 4848 03:30:30,560 --> 03:30:31,720 Inside that window. 4849 03:30:31,960 --> 03:30:34,400 I'm thinking we're going to watch this. 4850 03:30:35,340 --> 03:30:36,720 I think this could be it. 4851 03:30:37,080 --> 03:30:38,600 I think this could be a good one. 4852 03:30:39,700 --> 03:30:41,180 It could be a good good. 4853 03:30:41,180 --> 03:30:47,480 Net Cafe. 4854 03:30:48,100 --> 03:30:49,400 Net Cafe. 4855 03:30:51,780 --> 03:30:54,280 The dark side. 4856 03:30:54,680 --> 03:30:56,360 Of the web. 4857 03:30:56,740 --> 03:30:56,920 Now. 4858 03:30:58,840 --> 03:30:59,200 Yeah. 4859 03:30:59,300 --> 03:30:59,900 Lovely stuff. 4860 03:31:00,020 --> 03:31:00,300 And it's. 4861 03:31:00,840 --> 03:31:01,560 The beautiful. 4862 03:31:02,480 --> 03:31:03,320 Thumbnail as well. 4863 03:31:03,380 --> 03:31:04,760 We've got a great thumbnail guys. 4864 03:31:06,140 --> 03:31:06,640 Moondust. 4865 03:31:11,020 --> 03:31:11,620 Moondust. 4866 03:31:11,740 --> 03:31:12,720 Still on there. 4867 03:31:12,860 --> 03:31:13,420 Let's see. 4868 03:31:13,540 --> 03:31:15,140 If we can channel this audio. 4869 03:31:15,380 --> 03:31:16,240 Through our fucking. 4870 03:31:16,580 --> 03:31:17,420 Connection bus. 4871 03:31:36,940 --> 03:31:37,460 Okay. 4872 03:31:37,460 --> 03:31:37,660 See. 4873 03:31:37,940 --> 03:31:38,720 You can hear that. 4874 03:31:39,040 --> 03:31:40,060 That was coming through. 4875 03:31:40,140 --> 03:31:41,960 The main wave there. 4876 03:31:42,360 --> 03:31:42,700 Come on. 4877 03:31:42,780 --> 03:31:44,100 What do I have to do to hear that? 4878 03:31:44,180 --> 03:31:45,620 This is the usual crack now. 4879 03:31:45,740 --> 03:31:48,600 We have to spend an additional minute or two. 4880 03:31:49,240 --> 03:31:51,780 Trying to fucking get it to work for me as well. 4881 03:31:51,780 --> 03:32:20,780 *Clears throat* 4882 03:32:20,780 --> 03:32:21,780 *Clears throat* 4883 03:32:21,780 --> 03:32:25,780 What the fuck am I doing here? How does this work? 4884 03:32:25,780 --> 03:32:30,780 Every week! Every week! The same problem! 4885 03:32:30,780 --> 03:32:57,720 It's not the internet archive channel, but it's off of the internet archive. I think they're 4886 03:32:57,720 --> 03:33:04,200 the same resolution. We can't go any higher than 240p, I'm afraid. It's pure fucking potato 4887 03:33:04,200 --> 03:33:11,260 quality visual. A Google user, thank you very much. We are so back, you say, soaked the keyboard 4888 03:33:11,260 --> 03:33:16,200 in fruit cocktail and excitement and then brought it back to working condition whilst watching this 4889 03:33:16,200 --> 03:33:21,860 lovely stream with a bit of Shafé to top it all off. Look, we'll get to Shafé when we can get it 4890 03:33:21,860 --> 03:33:28,260 at the moment. It's becoming a little bit of a fucking rigmarole affair. Unless I had my 4891 03:33:28,260 --> 03:33:33,040 headphones switched down volume. That's what it was. I'm a bit stupid. 4892 03:33:38,340 --> 03:33:41,180 This week on the Internet Café... Cyberblast! 4893 03:33:41,180 --> 03:33:46,520 ...the dark side of the web. Meet Lady Caroline, your web guide to haunted houses, vampires and ghosts. 4894 03:33:47,120 --> 03:33:51,040 Witches have websites too. No pointy hat, no broom, but this webmistress will... 4895 03:33:51,040 --> 03:33:53,040 Holy shit. 4896 03:34:00,320 --> 03:34:07,100 ...will guide you through the covenant of the goddess. Want a virtual nightmare? Try Bad Mojo in which you live your life as a cockroach. 4897 03:34:07,320 --> 03:34:09,060 We'll meet the makers of this gruesome game. 4898 03:34:09,520 --> 03:34:12,380 Do you really see what life is like as a cockroach? 4899 03:34:12,380 --> 03:34:34,760 Right, this is a fucking real pain in the earth. But I'm gonna have to watch it with headphones off. 4900 03:34:37,280 --> 03:34:41,280 I'm not sure if I heard that correctly or what. It said like, um... 4901 03:34:42,180 --> 03:34:44,540 ...see what life is like as a cockroach. 4902 03:34:46,800 --> 03:34:49,360 ...121212121212. 4903 03:34:52,500 --> 03:34:55,280 Or if I go straight out of the fucking... 4904 03:34:56,100 --> 03:34:57,360 ...computer. 4905 03:34:57,360 --> 03:34:57,500 ... 4906 03:34:57,500 --> 03:35:09,520 Cyberblast. 4907 03:35:09,520 --> 03:35:17,700 ...in part by Intel. One innovative idea always leads to another. 4908 03:35:18,240 --> 03:35:19,840 I'm gonna turn that up for ye. 4909 03:35:19,840 --> 03:35:22,900 ...rich multimedia with related information on the internet. 4910 03:35:23,900 --> 03:35:25,920 Whoa, it sounds like it's been... 4911 03:35:25,920 --> 03:35:28,500 The sound is just a bit crushed into infinity. 4912 03:35:29,020 --> 03:35:30,200 Into oblivion. 4913 03:35:30,380 --> 03:35:32,220 It's been a bit crushed into oblivion. 4914 03:35:32,740 --> 03:35:34,800 There's nothing I can do about that, I'm afraid. 4915 03:35:40,800 --> 03:35:42,400 Still got that quality... 4916 03:35:42,400 --> 03:35:44,420 ...quality intro. 4917 03:35:45,460 --> 03:35:46,540 Quality intro, baby. 4918 03:35:47,160 --> 03:35:47,960 Quality intro. 4919 03:35:50,740 --> 03:35:52,760 I'd love a beer for this. 4920 03:35:53,380 --> 03:35:54,380 I'd love a beer. 4921 03:35:55,380 --> 03:35:56,840 But I don't have one. 4922 03:35:59,220 --> 03:36:00,220 Witches and ghosts. 4923 03:36:03,220 --> 03:36:05,920 This week on the Internet Cafe, a Halloween special. 4924 03:36:06,120 --> 03:36:07,360 The dark side of the web. 4925 03:36:07,820 --> 03:36:11,360 Meet Lady Caroline, your web guide to haunted houses, vampires and ghosts. 4926 03:36:11,940 --> 03:36:13,060 Witches have websites too. 4927 03:36:13,240 --> 03:36:14,360 No pointy hat, no broom. 4928 03:36:14,600 --> 03:36:17,680 But this webmistress will guide you through the covenant of the goddess. 4929 03:36:18,260 --> 03:36:19,200 Want a virtual nightmare? 4930 03:36:19,520 --> 03:36:22,120 Try Bad Mojo, in which you live your life as a cockroach. 4931 03:36:22,380 --> 03:36:23,240 We'll meet the makers of... 4932 03:36:23,240 --> 03:36:25,380 And have we seen this? 4933 03:36:25,420 --> 03:36:26,320 I don't know if we've seen this. 4934 03:36:26,320 --> 03:36:27,260 Look at these two guys. 4935 03:36:27,480 --> 03:36:28,080 ...this gruesome game. 4936 03:36:28,460 --> 03:36:29,300 And Afterlife. 4937 03:36:29,520 --> 03:36:32,320 A new sim game that lets you design heaven and hell. 4938 03:36:32,800 --> 03:36:34,000 Plus, free software. 4939 03:36:34,240 --> 03:36:36,780 Doom and Warcraft coming your way on our cyber blast. 4940 03:36:37,080 --> 03:36:37,540 It's all happening. 4941 03:36:37,880 --> 03:36:40,480 We're gonna be talking to a webmistress. 4942 03:36:40,680 --> 03:36:42,600 Happening tonight at the Internet Cafe. 4943 03:36:43,240 --> 03:36:46,420 The Internet Cafe is made possible in part by Intel. 4944 03:36:46,820 --> 03:36:48,460 So you're a cockroach. 4945 03:36:48,720 --> 03:36:49,760 One innovative idea. 4946 03:36:50,040 --> 03:36:54,140 I hope it's Stu that's covering the cockroach bit and not the other two lads. 4947 03:36:55,060 --> 03:37:01,800 Because it's Stu's fucking pretend enthusiasm for the video games that I like. 4948 03:37:02,380 --> 03:37:05,000 And thank you very much there, Japsai King. 4949 03:37:05,060 --> 03:37:05,780 Thank you very much. 4950 03:37:05,780 --> 03:37:06,820 Always leads to another. 4951 03:37:07,280 --> 03:37:12,040 Now there are connected CD-ROMs that link rich multimedia with related information on the Internet. 4952 03:37:12,680 --> 03:37:13,880 The connected CD-ROMs. 4953 03:37:14,060 --> 03:37:15,480 It's the Intel Pentium Processes. 4954 03:37:15,700 --> 03:37:17,640 I abandoned it as I didn't enjoy it. 4955 03:37:18,700 --> 03:37:19,100 I... 4956 03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:19,100 I... 4957 03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:19,100 I... 4958 03:37:19,100 --> 03:37:20,100 I... 4959 03:37:20,100 --> 03:37:21,100 I... 4960 03:37:21,100 --> 03:37:21,920 That's strange because I... 4961 03:37:21,920 --> 03:37:22,840 I love these... 4962 03:37:22,840 --> 03:37:23,780 These episodes, you know? 4963 03:37:23,860 --> 03:37:25,720 And look at that for a lovely start. 4964 03:37:26,060 --> 03:37:30,380 We've gone with the days of the Computer Chronicles studio shot. 4965 03:37:30,380 --> 03:37:38,880 And we've gone straight into this 90s, late 90s sort of fucking MTV crash zoom Dutch angles job. 4966 03:37:42,060 --> 03:37:48,860 Stu literally had all the companies giving him big time fucking payments for the, you know, product placement. 4967 03:37:48,860 --> 03:37:51,640 That he had to go make another show separate. 4968 03:37:52,520 --> 03:37:54,340 Just because there was so much money coming in. 4969 03:37:54,420 --> 03:37:54,880 Even... 4970 03:37:54,880 --> 03:37:58,100 Then he hired two fucking go-getters as well. 4971 03:37:58,740 --> 03:38:00,600 Hi and welcome to the Internet Cafe. 4972 03:38:00,800 --> 03:38:01,620 I'm Stuart Chaffee. 4973 03:38:01,700 --> 03:38:03,760 We're here with Cybersmith in Palo Alto, California. 4974 03:38:04,500 --> 03:38:04,980 Cybersmith. 4975 03:38:05,540 --> 03:38:07,420 Lots of interesting things going on here. 4976 03:38:07,500 --> 03:38:08,720 Lots of interesting people to meet. 4977 03:38:08,820 --> 03:38:10,800 Including, of course, Jane Weather and Andrew DeVries. 4978 03:38:11,280 --> 03:38:12,680 And we have Halloween upon us. 4979 03:38:12,700 --> 03:38:18,760 So we're going to spend tonight kind of looking at the dark side of the web with ghosts and vampires and witches and that kind of stuff. 4980 03:38:18,820 --> 03:38:19,020 Okay? 4981 03:38:19,160 --> 03:38:20,180 Speaking of witches... 4982 03:38:20,180 --> 03:38:20,740 Okay. 4983 03:38:21,000 --> 03:38:24,500 Actually, I'm going to be interviewing the high priestess of the Wiccan religion in this area. 4984 03:38:24,720 --> 03:38:27,280 And she's actually what you and I would consider to be a witch. 4985 03:38:27,660 --> 03:38:28,540 There's a witch website. 4986 03:38:28,780 --> 03:38:29,400 A witch website. 4987 03:38:29,400 --> 03:38:29,600 Of course. 4988 03:38:29,600 --> 03:38:30,360 A real witch. 4989 03:38:30,420 --> 03:38:32,080 Well, we're going to meet this woman sitting right over here. 4990 03:38:32,160 --> 03:38:33,360 She's actually Carrie Carolyn. 4991 03:38:33,660 --> 03:38:35,140 She's kind of a high priestess of the... 4992 03:38:35,140 --> 03:38:36,620 Oh, this is why we didn't watch it. 4993 03:38:36,720 --> 03:38:38,420 The fucking sound is like... 4994 03:38:38,420 --> 03:38:41,080 It sounds like someone's got a hairdryer behind them. 4995 03:38:42,100 --> 03:38:43,220 Dark side of the net. 4996 03:38:43,540 --> 03:38:44,660 She has a site actually... 4997 03:38:44,660 --> 03:38:46,220 Handheld vampires. 4998 03:38:46,340 --> 03:38:47,380 The dark side of the web. 4999 03:38:47,500 --> 03:38:48,060 She has over... 5000 03:38:48,060 --> 03:38:49,060 I think it's 1900... 5001 03:38:49,060 --> 03:38:51,700 I think we started and ditched it because the sound is... 5002 03:38:51,700 --> 03:38:52,180 Is cat. 5003 03:38:52,180 --> 03:38:56,620 Links to various sites that deal with horror, horror movies. 5004 03:38:57,040 --> 03:39:00,220 Would you know that when a body dies, what actually happens to it? 5005 03:39:00,320 --> 03:39:00,980 Well, this is something... 5006 03:39:00,980 --> 03:39:03,140 There's the answer. 5007 03:39:03,380 --> 03:39:04,340 Very scary stuff. 5008 03:39:04,400 --> 03:39:04,680 We're getting it. 5009 03:39:04,740 --> 03:39:05,580 Speaking of spooky... 5010 03:39:05,580 --> 03:39:08,540 When a body dies, getting existential. 5011 03:39:09,560 --> 03:39:11,460 Speaking of spooky stuff, right? 5012 03:39:11,700 --> 03:39:12,400 This is something... 5013 03:39:12,400 --> 03:39:13,660 You're checking on your website, right? 5014 03:39:13,820 --> 03:39:14,660 There's the answer. 5015 03:39:14,820 --> 03:39:15,760 Very scary stuff. 5016 03:39:15,820 --> 03:39:16,040 All right. 5017 03:39:16,040 --> 03:39:19,920 Speaking of spooky, way over there are two guys who created the game Bad Mojo. 5018 03:39:20,020 --> 03:39:20,860 Now, this is very spooky. 5019 03:39:20,960 --> 03:39:22,400 In the game, you go through a metamorphosis. 5020 03:39:22,740 --> 03:39:23,960 It turns you into a cockroach. 5021 03:39:23,960 --> 03:39:25,540 And you play this entire game as a roach. 5022 03:39:25,780 --> 03:39:26,620 It is very interesting. 5023 03:39:26,740 --> 03:39:27,580 We're going to take a look at it. 5024 03:39:28,100 --> 03:39:29,320 He's been the entire... 5025 03:39:29,320 --> 03:39:30,660 Entire game as a roach. 5026 03:39:30,920 --> 03:39:32,060 It's really interesting. 5027 03:39:32,220 --> 03:39:33,260 We're going to take a look at it. 5028 03:39:34,340 --> 03:39:36,140 I think I need to go get a beer. 5029 03:39:36,600 --> 03:39:38,160 But there's none in the fucking fridge. 5030 03:39:38,300 --> 03:39:40,760 So I have to run to the offie or something. 5031 03:39:40,880 --> 03:39:42,840 You know, fucking five minutes. 5032 03:39:43,100 --> 03:39:45,260 Might have to just leave you with Jibby Jab for five minutes. 5033 03:39:45,340 --> 03:39:46,720 But I mean, I don't want... 5034 03:39:46,720 --> 03:39:48,420 It's so Kafka-esque, this. 5035 03:39:49,260 --> 03:39:51,560 And she seems excited about it. 5036 03:39:52,100 --> 03:39:54,440 I mean, I'm sorry. 5037 03:39:54,560 --> 03:39:58,580 I want to enjoy this to its fullest extent. 5038 03:39:58,700 --> 03:39:59,820 I'm sorry about this. 5039 03:40:01,400 --> 03:40:02,500 It's not a problem. 5040 03:40:03,180 --> 03:40:05,020 It's really not a problem for me. 5041 03:40:05,020 --> 03:40:06,020 Jibby Jab. 5042 03:40:06,020 --> 03:40:06,020 Jibby Jab. 5043 03:40:07,140 --> 03:40:08,260 Wastes of skin. 5044 03:40:08,700 --> 03:40:09,540 The Jibby Jab. 5045 03:40:11,060 --> 03:40:12,200 Sweaty fists. 5046 03:40:12,740 --> 03:40:13,580 The Jibby Jab. 5047 03:40:15,000 --> 03:40:16,460 Xanadu 2.0. 5048 03:40:16,820 --> 03:40:17,600 The Jibby Jab. 5049 03:40:20,600 --> 03:40:22,500 That succession of pricks. 5050 03:40:22,660 --> 03:40:23,900 Evidence of their curiosity. 5051 03:40:24,360 --> 03:40:26,000 And I'll keep on banging on. 5052 03:40:26,560 --> 03:40:28,800 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 5053 03:40:29,280 --> 03:40:30,180 And I mean it. 5054 03:40:30,180 --> 03:40:36,700 And I mean it. 5055 03:40:37,220 --> 03:40:37,980 The Jibby Jab. 5056 03:40:40,240 --> 03:40:41,540 The Jibby Jab. 5057 03:40:44,240 --> 03:40:45,560 The Jibby Jab. 5058 03:40:48,300 --> 03:40:49,600 The Jibby Jab. 5059 03:40:52,940 --> 03:40:54,120 Conspiracy theorist. 5060 03:40:54,300 --> 03:40:54,960 Granny killer. 5061 03:40:55,220 --> 03:40:55,660 Covidiot. 5062 03:40:55,820 --> 03:40:56,480 Covid denier. 5063 03:40:56,660 --> 03:40:57,420 Election denier. 5064 03:40:57,560 --> 03:40:58,360 Domestic terrorist. 5065 03:40:58,360 --> 03:40:59,600 A Putin apologist. 5066 03:40:59,800 --> 03:41:01,820 All four horsemen of the apocalypse. 5067 03:41:02,160 --> 03:41:02,900 Cyber attack. 5068 03:41:03,160 --> 03:41:04,080 War against Iran. 5069 03:41:04,280 --> 03:41:05,160 John F. Kennedy. 5070 03:41:05,360 --> 03:41:06,000 Lone shooter. 5071 03:41:06,180 --> 03:41:07,020 The magic bullet. 5072 03:41:13,140 --> 03:41:15,200 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 5073 03:41:21,700 --> 03:41:23,680 Who do these people think they are? 5074 03:41:24,100 --> 03:41:24,780 Curiosity. 5075 03:41:24,780 --> 03:41:25,920 The Jibby Jab. 5076 03:41:26,960 --> 03:41:28,200 Wastes of skin. 5077 03:41:28,620 --> 03:41:29,420 The Jibby Jab. 5078 03:41:29,420 --> 03:41:32,120 Sweaty fists. 5079 03:41:32,120 --> 03:41:33,520 The Jibby Jab. 5080 03:41:34,900 --> 03:41:36,400 Xanadu 2.0. 5081 03:41:36,400 --> 03:41:37,560 The Jibby Jab. 5082 03:41:40,560 --> 03:41:42,440 That succession of pricks. 5083 03:41:42,600 --> 03:41:43,840 Evidence of their curiosity. 5084 03:41:44,340 --> 03:41:45,940 And I'll keep on banging on. 5085 03:41:46,580 --> 03:41:48,740 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 5086 03:41:49,300 --> 03:41:50,160 And I mean it. 5087 03:41:51,440 --> 03:41:56,640 And I mean it. 5088 03:41:56,640 --> 03:41:57,940 The Jibby Jab. 5089 03:41:57,940 --> 03:42:01,480 The Jibby Jab. 5090 03:42:04,260 --> 03:42:05,500 The Jibby Jab. 5091 03:42:08,300 --> 03:42:09,540 The Jibby Jab. 5092 03:42:12,920 --> 03:42:21,740 Conspiracy theorists, granny killer, COVID-idiot, COVID denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist, all four horsemen of the apocalypse. 5093 03:42:21,740 --> 03:42:26,980 Cyber attack, war against Iran, John F. Kennedy, lone shooter, the magic bullet. 5094 03:42:26,980 --> 03:42:35,140 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 5095 03:42:41,540 --> 03:42:43,620 Who do these people think they are? 5096 03:42:44,080 --> 03:42:45,840 Curiosity, the Jibby Jab. 5097 03:42:46,820 --> 03:42:49,400 Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab. 5098 03:42:50,820 --> 03:42:53,440 Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab. 5099 03:42:54,860 --> 03:42:57,480 Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab. 5100 03:43:00,420 --> 03:43:03,880 That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity. 5101 03:43:04,260 --> 03:43:05,880 And I'll keep on banging on. 5102 03:43:06,440 --> 03:43:08,660 I said it was time to clear out the trash. 5103 03:43:09,160 --> 03:43:10,080 And I mean it. 5104 03:43:15,340 --> 03:43:16,580 And I mean it. 5105 03:43:16,940 --> 03:43:17,860 The Jibby Jab. 5106 03:43:20,300 --> 03:43:21,400 The Jibby Jab. 5107 03:43:24,400 --> 03:43:25,440 The Jibby Jab. 5108 03:43:28,440 --> 03:43:29,480 The Jibby Jab. 5109 03:43:32,920 --> 03:43:39,480 Conspiracy theorists, granny killer, COVID-idiot, COVID denier, election denier, domestic terrorist, a Putin apologist. 5110 03:43:39,700 --> 03:43:41,700 All four horsemen of the apocalypse. 5111 03:43:41,700 --> 03:43:46,920 Cyber attack, war against Iran, John F. Kennedy, lone shooter, the magic bullet. 5112 03:43:52,920 --> 03:43:55,080 Still believing in smoke and mirrors. 5113 03:44:01,480 --> 03:44:03,560 Who do these people think they are? 5114 03:44:04,060 --> 03:44:05,780 Curiosity, the Jibby Jab. 5115 03:44:06,940 --> 03:44:09,340 Wastes of skin, the Jibby Jab. 5116 03:44:10,900 --> 03:44:13,400 Sweaty fists, the Jibby Jab. 5117 03:44:14,740 --> 03:44:17,420 Xanadu 2.0, the Jibby Jab. 5118 03:44:20,420 --> 03:44:25,820 That succession of pricks, evidence of their curiosity, and I'll keep on banging on. 5119 03:44:26,380 --> 03:44:30,040 I said it was time to clear out the trash, and I mean it. 5120 03:44:35,200 --> 03:44:36,520 And I mean it. 5121 03:44:36,520 --> 03:44:37,800 The Jibby Jab. 5122 03:44:40,060 --> 03:44:41,340 The Jibby Jab. 5123 03:44:44,100 --> 03:44:45,380 The Jibby Jab. 5124 03:44:48,140 --> 03:44:49,400 The Jibby Jab. 5125 03:44:49,400 --> 03:45:19,380 The Jibby Jab. 5126 03:45:19,380 --> 03:45:21,380 The Jibby Jab. 5127 03:45:21,380 --> 03:45:23,680 One, two, one, two. Ah, we're back, Lorac. 5128 03:45:25,560 --> 03:45:27,780 Thanks, Buck, for that. Sorry about that. 5129 03:45:29,080 --> 03:45:31,420 Detour. It was a slight detour. 5130 03:45:32,140 --> 03:45:46,720 The fridge didn't have exactly what I wanted. It only had milk and water inside that unit. I needed something different. Let's just get going with this and not talk about that. 5131 03:45:50,140 --> 03:46:14,460 Some big, some big topics here. When the body dies, what happens to it. And then you've got the whole metamorphosis into a cockroach. What we're going to be faced with pretty soon. Sounds pretty fucking... Sounds like an epic episode of Netcafé. 5132 03:46:14,460 --> 03:46:19,280 by that 5133 03:46:19,280 --> 03:46:21,580 a 5134 03:46:21,580 --> 03:46:32,240 bad mojo 5135 03:46:32,240 --> 03:46:39,000 is a roach 5136 03:46:39,000 --> 03:46:43,020 cool halloween stuff and we've got the classic 5137 03:46:43,020 --> 03:47:09,900 chefay hands more on those later but let's see what he's got in store things coming up at the internet cafe okay we are with rowan fairgrove you are the web weaver of the local chapter of the covenant of the goddess website and can you tell me a little bit about the covenant of the goddess the particular website that you take the covenant of the goddess and she looks very unimpressed with jane withers is set up here 5138 03:47:11,580 --> 03:47:20,020 if you come to our site obviously you'll find information on coming in the goddess but i've also tried to make it a networking site you can go out to 5139 03:47:20,020 --> 03:47:45,880 sounds it's a rubbish pitch straight away because she's just gone straight away if you come to our site you'll get the information but also blah blah blah chapter of the covenant of the goddess website and can you tell me a little bit about this the particular website that you uh take take hold of if you come to our site obviously you'll find information on coming in the goddess but i've also tried to make it a networking site you can go out to other sites 5140 03:47:45,880 --> 03:47:54,320 did say her name was rowan rowan fairgrove but i've also tried to make it her name is rowan isn't that a fellow's 5141 03:47:54,320 --> 03:48:05,260 name networking site you can go out to other could be a fella we don't know sites full of covenant of the goddess though you'd think it was a woman because of goddess 5142 03:48:05,260 --> 03:48:21,380 great content we can't read it i'm afraid i'm not going to attempt to um shops events um can i get information about magic and magic earth religion god of spirituality um wicca 5143 03:48:21,380 --> 03:48:29,120 very innocent very innocent times the internet before all the content was foisted upon us in a short 5144 03:48:29,120 --> 03:48:33,540 video burst format on an infinite scroll timeline 5145 03:48:33,540 --> 03:48:41,020 it was just weird shit like this very inaccessible very hard to really get into 5146 03:48:41,020 --> 03:48:44,300 but they were making it people like rowan were out there 5147 03:48:44,300 --> 03:48:52,740 making this little community magical religions uh as a true which is the norse pagan religion okay so now 5148 03:48:52,740 --> 03:48:57,440 with the covenant of the goddess you are would consider yourself to be a witch is that that's correct 5149 03:48:57,440 --> 03:49:07,540 okay and now crazy town i didn't realize we were dealing with this situation so it's not only is it a rowan 5150 03:49:07,540 --> 03:49:15,380 situation but it's a witch scenario as well the goddess you are would consider yourself to be a witch is that that's correct 5151 03:49:15,380 --> 03:49:28,900 okay and now being a witch in in my mind has always been a lady with you know the crooked nose and the pointy hat and you definitely don't have a crooked nose and there's no pointy hat that i see so tell me a little bit about what being a witch and the wicca religion is all about 5152 03:49:28,900 --> 03:49:32,900 well i did consider bringing the pointy hat just because it's a bit of fun this time of the year 5153 03:49:32,900 --> 03:49:41,840 bit of a fucking joke there i wouldn't have mentioned the crooked nose bit even though she doesn't seem to have a crooked nose 5154 03:49:41,840 --> 03:49:50,240 it still draws attention to her schnoz which she might not like but um i'm a priest 5155 03:49:50,240 --> 03:49:56,300 unless it's a perfect fucking honker that she has i'd leave the schnoz out of it 5156 03:49:56,300 --> 03:50:01,860 and i'm a priestess of an earth religion based in the traditions of old europe 5157 03:50:01,860 --> 03:50:13,460 pure fucking crazy town butterfly come come my lady you're my butterfly sugar baby i don't know what she's going on about here but it's odd 5158 03:50:13,460 --> 03:50:21,560 a hat just because it's a bit of fun this time of the year but um i'm a priestess okay and so you're a priestess 5159 03:50:21,560 --> 03:50:28,440 i'm a priestess of an earth religion based in the traditions of old europe okay was this shot in galway 5160 03:50:28,440 --> 03:50:35,720 in the 90s real engineering ass welcome to the uh channel real engineering big big time engineering 5161 03:50:35,720 --> 03:50:47,900 videos welcome to the fucking stream but uh it looks like it could be eason's in in 1990 or 2000 and could 5162 03:50:47,900 --> 03:50:54,860 even be eason's now maybe upstairs the upstairs bit with the fucking in galway eason's in galway the uh 5163 03:50:54,860 --> 03:50:59,820 the educational books or the school books and the the arts and crafts section 5164 03:50:59,820 --> 03:51:05,020 so is that like the celtic tradition because i know a lot of your websites had 5165 03:51:05,020 --> 03:51:11,500 she's not really selling it at all i noticed from the moment jane withers was asking her about stuff 5166 03:51:11,500 --> 03:51:18,560 she wasn't it's like she's a reluctant participant in the show and you can tell by the way the energy 5167 03:51:18,560 --> 03:51:25,340 tapers off towards the end of that last sentence there just check out the way the energy fizzles out 5168 03:51:25,340 --> 03:51:27,600 at the end of this sentence. 5169 03:51:27,600 --> 03:51:29,280 It's a bit of fun this time of the year. 5170 03:51:29,880 --> 03:51:31,540 But I'm a priestess. 5171 03:51:31,840 --> 03:51:34,480 And I'm a priestess of an earth religion 5172 03:51:34,480 --> 03:51:36,840 based in the traditions of old Europe. 5173 03:51:41,640 --> 03:51:42,080 And... 5174 03:51:42,080 --> 03:51:44,540 I'm a priestess 5175 03:51:44,540 --> 03:51:48,220 that's based in the old traditions of Europe. 5176 03:51:49,600 --> 03:51:50,080 And... 5177 03:51:50,080 --> 03:51:52,880 ...religion based in the traditions of old Europe. 5178 03:51:53,600 --> 03:51:53,860 Okay. 5179 03:51:54,440 --> 03:51:56,760 So is that like the Celtic tradition? 5180 03:51:56,760 --> 03:51:57,900 Because I know a lot of your websites 5181 03:51:57,900 --> 03:52:00,800 had mentioning about Celtic sites and histories. 5182 03:52:00,800 --> 03:52:01,180 That's right. 5183 03:52:01,280 --> 03:52:03,220 My ancestors are primarily from Scotland. 5184 03:52:03,420 --> 03:52:03,860 Okay. 5185 03:52:04,100 --> 03:52:04,840 Hence the red hair. 5186 03:52:05,140 --> 03:52:05,340 Yeah. 5187 03:52:05,540 --> 03:52:09,720 And so that's the part of the religions of old Europe 5188 03:52:09,720 --> 03:52:11,200 in which I'm most interested. 5189 03:52:11,440 --> 03:52:11,700 Okay. 5190 03:52:12,160 --> 03:52:14,080 And now tell me a little bit about... 5191 03:52:14,080 --> 03:52:16,280 If I was interested in getting information about spells 5192 03:52:16,280 --> 03:52:20,180 or witchcraft or what Wiccan religion is all about 5193 03:52:20,180 --> 03:52:23,540 or the whole topic of alternate religions, 5194 03:52:23,540 --> 03:52:25,260 what would be some of the websites you'd recommend? 5195 03:52:25,720 --> 03:52:26,000 Well... 5196 03:52:26,000 --> 03:52:26,780 She just... 5197 03:52:26,780 --> 03:52:28,820 She'd fucking recommend her own website. 5198 03:52:28,940 --> 03:52:33,040 That's why she's here promoting her own website of weird pagan shit. 5199 03:52:33,200 --> 03:52:34,340 For spells and such, 5200 03:52:34,440 --> 03:52:37,000 the Lysator Neopagan... 5201 03:52:37,000 --> 03:52:37,860 Neopagan Archive... 5202 03:52:37,860 --> 03:52:37,860 Okay. 5203 03:52:37,860 --> 03:52:40,500 ...is an amazing content site. 5204 03:52:41,000 --> 03:52:42,080 Amazing content. 5205 03:52:42,780 --> 03:52:44,260 Have a look at that there. 5206 03:52:44,320 --> 03:52:44,880 What's it called? 5207 03:52:45,000 --> 03:52:45,680 The Lysator. 5208 03:52:46,920 --> 03:52:47,240 Neopagan... 5209 03:52:47,240 --> 03:52:47,920 Neopagan... 5210 03:52:47,920 --> 03:52:50,180 Neopagan Archive. 5211 03:52:50,320 --> 03:52:50,480 Okay. 5212 03:52:51,440 --> 03:52:51,920 Lysator. 5213 03:52:52,300 --> 03:52:53,860 Neopagan Archive. 5214 03:52:54,900 --> 03:52:55,500 Lysator. 5215 03:52:56,500 --> 03:52:57,240 Neopagan... 5216 03:52:57,240 --> 03:52:59,240 Archive. 5217 03:52:59,240 --> 03:52:59,920 Archive. 5218 03:53:02,880 --> 03:53:03,160 Wow. 5219 03:53:03,240 --> 03:53:04,340 It's still going, lad. 5220 03:53:04,340 --> 03:53:06,760 And there's even a... 5221 03:53:06,760 --> 03:53:07,840 There's a UCC... 5222 03:53:07,840 --> 03:53:08,960 Well, look at that. 5223 03:53:09,200 --> 03:53:09,580 That's a... 5224 03:53:09,580 --> 03:53:10,740 That's a direct hit. 5225 03:53:13,300 --> 03:53:13,820 180. 5226 03:53:14,420 --> 03:53:19,520 We've managed to get a GeoCities site that's still going from the show. 5227 03:53:19,640 --> 03:53:20,100 This is... 5228 03:53:20,100 --> 03:53:23,080 This rarely ever happens, if ever has happened. 5229 03:53:23,280 --> 03:53:29,120 When I put in the actual website from Computer Chronicles or this show Netcafe. 5230 03:53:30,300 --> 03:53:37,120 Usually a 404 error or a DNS server does not realize your request or something like that. 5231 03:53:37,120 --> 03:53:49,760 But it's still going, which means, quite excitingly, that the witch Rowan Adams or whatever her name is, is still out there. 5232 03:53:50,280 --> 03:53:50,840 And she's... 5233 03:53:50,840 --> 03:53:52,040 Oh, no, actually, this isn't her site. 5234 03:53:52,080 --> 03:53:53,380 She's recommended this site. 5235 03:53:53,440 --> 03:53:54,000 I beg your pardon. 5236 03:53:54,040 --> 03:53:55,280 I thought this was her site. 5237 03:53:58,460 --> 03:54:00,180 The Neopagan Archive. 5238 03:54:00,300 --> 03:54:04,840 One of the largest and most accessed parts of the religious archives that list her site. 5239 03:54:04,840 --> 03:54:08,540 One of the first sites to be listed under the pagan best of the web. 5240 03:54:09,520 --> 03:54:13,020 Some files in the archives may be compressed using gun zip. 5241 03:54:13,840 --> 03:54:17,840 Unfortunately, not all browsers can uncompress those files. 5242 03:54:18,860 --> 03:54:23,820 However, you can still retrieve them by anonymous FTP. 5243 03:54:23,820 --> 03:54:28,400 File transfer protocol from this site here. 5244 03:54:28,560 --> 03:54:30,500 I'm sure it's completely safe. 5245 03:54:32,160 --> 03:54:35,260 And definitely not dodgy to do to use that. 5246 03:54:39,000 --> 03:54:40,180 Celtic traditions. 5247 03:54:40,180 --> 03:54:40,340 Celtic traditions. 5248 03:54:40,340 --> 03:54:40,340 Celtic traditions. 5249 03:54:40,340 --> 03:54:41,340 Celtic stories. 5250 03:54:41,340 --> 03:54:43,680 Celtic stories. 5251 03:54:43,680 --> 03:54:45,780 Parent directory. 5252 03:54:45,780 --> 03:54:46,480 Look at this. 5253 03:54:46,480 --> 03:54:52,200 We're hacking the fucking mainframe here to get into a bit of pagan action. 5254 03:54:52,200 --> 03:54:55,320 Last created August 2010. 5255 03:54:58,200 --> 03:55:01,420 Download a few fucking spells. 5256 03:55:04,360 --> 03:55:05,600 How weird is this look? 5257 03:55:06,360 --> 03:55:07,660 I can't find much. 5258 03:55:07,660 --> 03:55:10,940 This is from Ian Foote in 1993. 5259 03:55:10,940 --> 03:55:15,180 I can't find much on Celtic creation myth. 5260 03:55:15,620 --> 03:55:16,140 T.W. 5261 03:55:16,300 --> 03:55:21,260 Rolison's book, Celtic mythology, says, as far as I remember, the Celts had a secret creation myth. 5262 03:55:21,640 --> 03:55:22,440 I'm not reading all that. 5263 03:55:22,520 --> 03:55:22,940 Can't be arse. 5264 03:55:23,120 --> 03:55:23,720 Back to the show. 5265 03:55:23,720 --> 03:55:25,900 It is an amazing content site. 5266 03:55:26,820 --> 03:55:27,780 Amazing content. 5267 03:55:27,980 --> 03:55:29,100 It hasn't changed. 5268 03:55:29,780 --> 03:55:35,720 Ceci, the woman who runs it in Sweden, just gets every piece of spell of... 5269 03:55:36,480 --> 03:55:40,560 Every little last bit of spell she can get her hands on. 5270 03:55:40,880 --> 03:55:41,760 This Swedish woman. 5271 03:55:41,980 --> 03:55:43,740 And she puts it right up on the web here. 5272 03:55:43,740 --> 03:55:47,660 ...tool that it comes across the net and puts it in the archives so that people can access it. 5273 03:55:47,680 --> 03:55:55,060 She managed to scrape up every last bit of spell and tip it inside a fucking pagan jug. 5274 03:55:56,060 --> 03:56:06,260 ...who runs it in Sweden, just gets every piece of spell of ritual that it comes across the net and puts it in the archives so that people can access it. 5275 03:56:06,260 --> 03:56:11,140 Now, I know in religions such as yours that Halloween is... 5276 03:56:11,140 --> 03:56:19,620 And look, in the background there, I think Richard DeVries is just doing a bit of fucking web surfing. 5277 03:56:20,340 --> 03:56:21,040 Time out. 5278 03:56:21,140 --> 03:56:22,340 Or is it someone else? 5279 03:56:22,880 --> 03:56:23,660 We don't know. 5280 03:56:23,800 --> 03:56:24,660 Perhaps we'll never know. 5281 03:56:24,660 --> 03:56:25,960 It's a very special time of year. 5282 03:56:26,360 --> 03:56:27,260 What is Halloween? 5283 03:56:27,360 --> 03:56:30,340 Because Halloween for me is trick-or-treating and getting dressed up when I was a little kid. 5284 03:56:30,420 --> 03:56:33,800 So what is Halloween Eve, I think is the term that you use, is... 5285 03:56:33,800 --> 03:56:34,400 What's that all about? 5286 03:56:34,400 --> 03:56:35,620 Well, it's the new year. 5287 03:56:35,860 --> 03:56:38,020 And for us, the day starts at desk. 5288 03:56:38,840 --> 03:56:39,340 Okay. 5289 03:56:39,340 --> 03:56:51,340 It starts at desk, maybe. Maybe when the day begins, she's straight to the desk to start updating the website. I don't know. 5290 03:56:51,340 --> 03:57:09,340 Much like the Jewish tradition, the dark time comes before the light. The... 5291 03:57:09,340 --> 03:57:14,460 The Jewish tradition, the dark time before the light. What's that about? 5292 03:57:14,460 --> 03:57:17,680 Well, it's the new year. And for us, the day starts at desk. 5293 03:57:18,080 --> 03:57:18,400 Okay. 5294 03:57:18,760 --> 03:57:23,980 And much like the Jewish tradition, the dark time comes before the light. 5295 03:57:24,160 --> 03:57:27,220 So the Jewish tradition starts at desk. 5296 03:57:29,440 --> 03:57:31,120 Darkness comes to light. 5297 03:57:31,620 --> 03:57:34,540 Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight. 5298 03:57:34,540 --> 03:57:38,160 Germination. Germans. The soil flowering. 5299 03:57:38,160 --> 03:57:39,620 And the year is the same way. 5300 03:57:40,360 --> 03:57:40,540 So... 5301 03:57:40,540 --> 03:57:41,940 Look at that. 5302 03:57:42,320 --> 03:57:47,920 Lovely, lovely situation here where Jane Withers is checked out. 5303 03:57:48,180 --> 03:57:51,760 She checked out 10 minutes ago and now she's on autopilot. 5304 03:57:52,140 --> 03:57:54,040 Let's just see that reaction once again. 5305 03:57:54,280 --> 03:57:57,120 Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight. 5306 03:57:57,280 --> 03:57:58,560 And the year is the same way. 5307 03:57:59,260 --> 03:57:59,620 So this... 5308 03:57:59,620 --> 03:58:01,160 Lovely stuff. You can... 5309 03:58:01,160 --> 03:58:02,800 You can see the head nod there. 5310 03:58:02,900 --> 03:58:06,660 The reassuring glance and head nod she gave that... 5311 03:58:06,660 --> 03:58:11,060 She's wanting to communicate that she's still with this lady. 5312 03:58:11,660 --> 03:58:13,800 But she's long gone silver. 5313 03:58:13,800 --> 03:58:17,700 I think Withers was gone before the segment started. 5314 03:58:18,540 --> 03:58:20,920 But the professionalism, of course, is there. 5315 03:58:21,080 --> 03:58:23,800 It's always going to maintain an air of engagement. 5316 03:58:23,800 --> 03:58:25,880 But we can see it, Jane. 5317 03:58:26,380 --> 03:58:30,180 We can see it quite clearly that you've checked out. 5318 03:58:30,300 --> 03:58:32,980 Germination in the soil before the flowering into sunlight. 5319 03:58:33,160 --> 03:58:34,380 And the year is the same way. 5320 03:58:35,100 --> 03:58:36,580 So this is our new year. 5321 03:58:37,100 --> 03:58:40,720 And Halloween itself is the time between the two years. 5322 03:58:41,380 --> 03:58:43,200 So the veil is in. 5323 03:58:43,560 --> 03:58:44,000 Okay. 5324 03:58:45,300 --> 03:58:47,260 And she remembered to smile. 5325 03:58:47,420 --> 03:58:48,640 She'd forgot to smile. 5326 03:58:48,780 --> 03:58:53,500 And then she'd started smiling, pretending that she was on board. 5327 03:58:53,500 --> 03:58:54,420 If this was Stu... 5328 03:58:56,080 --> 03:59:00,860 God, Stu would have actually taken this woman to town, really. 5329 03:59:00,960 --> 03:59:03,520 He would have absolutely not given her a moment's notice. 5330 03:59:04,100 --> 03:59:05,940 He would have really had her on the ropes. 5331 03:59:06,580 --> 03:59:10,880 He would have changed subject 20 times by now. 5332 03:59:10,960 --> 03:59:12,380 But Jane's too nice for that. 5333 03:59:13,040 --> 03:59:14,460 She's not going to... 5334 03:59:14,460 --> 03:59:16,200 She's not going to get involved. 5335 03:59:16,200 --> 03:59:16,620 ...the veil... 5336 03:59:16,620 --> 03:59:17,720 ...between the worlds. 5337 03:59:17,960 --> 03:59:23,640 And the ancestors and the fairies can come through and come door to door, luck visiting. 5338 03:59:23,640 --> 03:59:25,020 Kind of like trick-or-treating. 5339 03:59:25,020 --> 03:59:26,260 Exactly like trick-or-treating. 5340 03:59:26,560 --> 03:59:29,400 And how generous you are determines how lucky you are. 5341 03:59:29,560 --> 03:59:31,720 So the ancestors are the ghosts that we see. 5342 03:59:31,880 --> 03:59:34,220 Everybody gets dressed up as a ghost or witch and those types of things. 5343 03:59:34,280 --> 03:59:34,940 That's really interesting. 5344 03:59:35,340 --> 03:59:39,500 Now, one of the other things about Halloween Eve, I think, is the... 5345 03:59:39,500 --> 03:59:41,380 What's this she's got there? 5346 03:59:41,440 --> 03:59:44,500 Is it like a little vial with the G-virus in it or something? 5347 03:59:45,180 --> 03:59:46,260 It's like there's... 5348 03:59:46,260 --> 03:59:48,440 There's liquid in that, is there? 5349 03:59:48,440 --> 03:59:49,460 The issue of divination. 5350 03:59:49,620 --> 03:59:51,820 I think that's a very big thing that goes on in Halloween. 5351 03:59:52,080 --> 03:59:52,960 It's the beginning of the year. 5352 03:59:53,020 --> 03:59:55,400 You've got to find out what's going to happen to you this year. 5353 03:59:55,480 --> 03:59:55,840 Exactly. 5354 03:59:55,980 --> 03:59:59,380 So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at. 5355 03:59:59,700 --> 04:00:00,520 Or you can get... 5356 04:00:00,520 --> 04:00:00,880 What was it? 5357 04:00:00,920 --> 04:00:02,440 We had tarot cards and... 5358 04:00:02,440 --> 04:00:04,820 Hey! 5359 04:00:06,020 --> 04:00:08,080 Watch where you fucking drive it, asshole! 5360 04:00:08,240 --> 04:00:10,780 It'd be great if you heard something like that in the background. 5361 04:00:11,520 --> 04:00:14,260 Because it is on location at Cybersmith. 5362 04:00:15,260 --> 04:00:18,260 The beginning of the year, you've got to find out what's going to happen to you this year. 5363 04:00:18,360 --> 04:00:18,700 Exactly. 5364 04:00:18,840 --> 04:00:22,240 So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at. 5365 04:00:22,240 --> 04:00:23,440 Or you can get... 5366 04:00:23,440 --> 04:00:23,760 What was it? 5367 04:00:23,820 --> 04:00:25,040 Tarot cards and... 5368 04:00:25,040 --> 04:00:31,580 I'll try and do it off of the camera so it looks authentic. 5369 04:00:34,520 --> 04:00:35,660 ...to you this year. 5370 04:00:35,760 --> 04:00:36,080 Exactly. 5371 04:00:36,220 --> 04:00:39,620 So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at. 5372 04:00:39,840 --> 04:00:40,800 Or you can get... 5373 04:00:40,800 --> 04:00:41,120 What was it? 5374 04:00:41,160 --> 04:00:42,840 Tarot cards and... 5375 04:00:42,840 --> 04:00:44,260 Get the fucking line, asshole! 5376 04:00:44,540 --> 04:00:47,220 And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition. 5377 04:00:47,280 --> 04:00:47,680 Is that right? 5378 04:00:47,740 --> 04:00:47,920 No, no. 5379 04:00:48,020 --> 04:00:49,640 They're actually Norse or... 5380 04:00:49,640 --> 04:00:52,000 It's actually in San Francisco, right? 5381 04:00:52,000 --> 04:00:53,200 It's a different accent. 5382 04:00:53,380 --> 04:00:54,940 I don't know how to do that accent. 5383 04:00:54,940 --> 04:00:58,900 Let's go one more. 5384 04:00:58,900 --> 04:00:59,880 What happened to you this year? 5385 04:00:59,980 --> 04:01:00,320 Exactly. 5386 04:01:00,460 --> 04:01:03,860 So there's some websites that we were talking about earlier that we can actually look at. 5387 04:01:04,200 --> 04:01:04,480 Or you can get... 5388 04:01:04,480 --> 04:01:05,380 What was it? 5389 04:01:05,480 --> 04:01:06,900 Tarot cards and... 5390 04:01:06,900 --> 04:01:07,780 The fuck you're learning to try! 5391 04:01:07,780 --> 04:01:08,620 ...rune reading. 5392 04:01:08,760 --> 04:01:09,040 Runes. 5393 04:01:09,040 --> 04:01:11,460 And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition. 5394 04:01:11,460 --> 04:01:11,920 Is that right? 5395 04:01:11,980 --> 04:01:12,180 No, no. 5396 04:01:12,260 --> 04:01:14,480 They're actually Norse or Anglo-Saxon in tradition. 5397 04:01:14,480 --> 04:01:14,780 Okay. 5398 04:01:15,480 --> 04:01:17,220 It's the Norse or Anglo-Saxon alphabet. 5399 04:01:17,800 --> 04:01:19,180 And the site I recommend for... 5400 04:01:19,180 --> 04:01:19,580 Wow. 5401 04:01:19,660 --> 04:01:25,640 Some lovely information on runes there that you could get back in 1996. 5402 04:01:26,520 --> 04:01:28,720 Some rune-based information. 5403 04:01:28,840 --> 04:01:29,860 And look at that background. 5404 04:01:31,060 --> 04:01:34,060 Unbelievable HTML wonderment. 5405 04:01:34,460 --> 04:01:37,280 Brought to you by the Netscape browser. 5406 04:01:40,100 --> 04:01:41,540 Just goes to show, doesn't it? 5407 04:01:42,480 --> 04:01:43,380 Just goes to show. 5408 04:01:43,520 --> 04:01:45,940 And runes are typically very Celtic in tradition. 5409 04:01:45,940 --> 04:01:46,380 Is that right? 5410 04:01:46,380 --> 04:01:46,640 No, no. 5411 04:01:46,760 --> 04:01:49,720 They're actually Norse or Anglo-Saxon in tradition. 5412 04:01:50,060 --> 04:01:51,700 It's the Norse or Anglo-Saxon alphabet. 5413 04:01:52,300 --> 04:01:55,580 And the site I recommend for divination is one by Mary Greer. 5414 04:01:56,160 --> 04:01:58,080 And they point to everything. 5415 04:01:58,520 --> 04:02:00,000 Jermaine Greer is that right? 5416 04:02:00,680 --> 04:02:01,340 Wow, look at that. 5417 04:02:01,700 --> 04:02:03,760 They went hard on that piece there. 5418 04:02:03,900 --> 04:02:05,320 They actually zoomed in on it. 5419 04:02:05,620 --> 04:02:07,120 I'm not sure if that's a... 5420 04:02:07,120 --> 04:02:09,780 They point to everything having to do... 5421 04:02:09,780 --> 04:02:10,740 Especially with Tarot. 5422 04:02:11,180 --> 04:02:14,840 How did they manage to fucking crop in or zoom in on that bit there? 5423 04:02:15,520 --> 04:02:17,520 That's a directorial decision. 5424 04:02:17,700 --> 04:02:19,440 That isn't on the browser. 5425 04:02:19,620 --> 04:02:20,860 You can't access that on the browser. 5426 04:02:21,100 --> 04:02:23,200 So the cameraman is obviously... 5427 04:02:23,200 --> 04:02:26,900 Our director said we need a close-up of those runes. 5428 04:02:27,580 --> 04:02:30,660 And they point to everything having to do... 5429 04:02:30,660 --> 04:02:31,620 Especially with Tarot. 5430 04:02:32,320 --> 04:02:37,080 But you can start there and find anything you want to find about divination. 5431 04:02:37,240 --> 04:02:39,840 She's saying Tarot instead of tarot. 5432 04:02:40,820 --> 04:02:44,100 So I can actually find out what's in store for me for the next few months then. 5433 04:02:44,600 --> 04:02:45,400 Give it a try. 5434 04:02:45,540 --> 04:02:46,300 I think I will. 5435 04:02:46,700 --> 04:02:49,280 Well, and are there any other things about websites? 5436 04:02:49,420 --> 04:02:51,740 Oh man, she really wants to get out of here. 5437 04:02:51,940 --> 04:02:55,400 But she knows there's still a minute to fill on the clock. 5438 04:02:55,800 --> 04:02:57,600 See, that was a great out there. 5439 04:02:58,480 --> 04:03:00,900 But then she realized it's still 45 seconds. 5440 04:03:01,040 --> 04:03:02,080 We need to fill our minute. 5441 04:03:03,360 --> 04:03:04,680 I'm going to have to ask this lady. 5442 04:03:04,820 --> 04:03:06,880 Is there anything else amazing you can tell us? 5443 04:03:07,120 --> 04:03:07,760 Give it a try. 5444 04:03:07,900 --> 04:03:08,660 I think I will. 5445 04:03:09,060 --> 04:03:14,520 Well, and are there any other things about websites related to the Wiccan religion that would be important? 5446 04:03:14,580 --> 04:03:17,580 If people were wanting to understand a little bit more about the nature of religions, 5447 04:03:17,820 --> 04:03:21,360 some other places to find out about the chapter and some other stuff? 5448 04:03:22,140 --> 04:03:24,240 Well, there's the High Plains Magic page. 5449 04:03:24,320 --> 04:03:25,420 It has some excellent links. 5450 04:03:26,080 --> 04:03:28,480 And the Celebrate the Earth page. 5451 04:03:30,040 --> 04:03:31,180 Celebrate the Earth page. 5452 04:03:31,200 --> 04:03:32,380 Actually, I went out on... 5453 04:03:33,220 --> 04:03:34,300 What's that there? 5454 04:03:34,380 --> 04:03:34,620 Look. 5455 04:03:35,080 --> 04:03:35,960 Thank you very much there. 5456 04:03:36,160 --> 04:03:38,240 Digital hands with a Z. 5457 04:03:38,460 --> 04:03:39,380 Very kindly there. 5458 04:03:39,500 --> 04:03:40,340 Digital hands. 5459 04:03:40,880 --> 04:03:41,480 Traditional... 5460 04:03:41,480 --> 04:03:42,420 Alta Vista today. 5461 04:03:42,660 --> 04:03:47,080 And there were over 15,000 sites with the word Wicca in them. 5462 04:03:47,620 --> 04:03:48,640 That's a lot of information. 5463 04:03:49,760 --> 04:03:51,420 So there's definitely some interest in there. 5464 04:03:51,580 --> 04:03:52,020 That's right. 5465 04:03:52,180 --> 04:03:53,540 Zanady 2.0. 5466 04:03:53,540 --> 04:03:56,560 People in society, religion, Wicca and witchcraft. 5467 04:03:56,940 --> 04:03:58,140 You can find a lot of links. 5468 04:03:59,260 --> 04:04:00,220 We're out there. 5469 04:04:00,540 --> 04:04:00,920 Definitely. 5470 04:04:00,920 --> 04:04:01,360 Definitely. 5471 04:04:03,520 --> 04:04:09,140 A bit of a fucking sly dig there by Jane going, definitely, you are out there. 5472 04:04:09,280 --> 04:04:10,400 You're fucking... 5473 04:04:10,400 --> 04:04:13,740 You're on fucking Saturn, you space cake. 5474 04:04:14,340 --> 04:04:16,280 Is what she was probably thinking. 5475 04:04:16,720 --> 04:04:17,220 That's right. 5476 04:04:17,420 --> 04:04:21,760 Yahoo under people in society, religion, Wicca and witchcraft. 5477 04:04:22,140 --> 04:04:23,340 You can find a lot of links. 5478 04:04:24,460 --> 04:04:25,420 We're out there. 5479 04:04:25,720 --> 04:04:26,120 Definitely. 5480 04:04:26,240 --> 04:04:26,700 So if you want... 5481 04:04:26,700 --> 04:04:27,520 Definitely. 5482 04:04:28,160 --> 04:04:29,180 She couldn't resist. 5483 04:04:29,540 --> 04:04:31,660 It was Freudian... 5484 04:04:31,660 --> 04:04:32,420 Lipacious. 5485 04:04:33,080 --> 04:04:33,940 In a way. 5486 04:04:34,940 --> 04:04:36,380 You can find a lot of links. 5487 04:04:37,520 --> 04:04:38,420 We're out there. 5488 04:04:38,740 --> 04:04:39,140 Definitely. 5489 04:04:39,260 --> 04:04:41,420 So if you want information, the web is a person now. 5490 04:04:41,880 --> 04:04:42,640 So now how does... 5491 04:04:42,640 --> 04:04:43,640 With any new religion... 5492 04:04:43,640 --> 04:04:44,680 Still has to fill time. 5493 04:04:44,700 --> 04:04:48,240 ...communication and telling people about what you're all about is really important. 5494 04:04:48,340 --> 04:04:50,740 So I assume that the web has definitely made an impact on... 5495 04:04:50,740 --> 04:04:52,620 How you've been able... 5496 04:04:52,620 --> 04:04:56,140 I know the laws of nature are you, lady. 5497 04:04:56,620 --> 04:05:00,380 Keep me mindful that I step upon your body. 5498 04:05:00,820 --> 04:05:01,920 With your feet. 5499 04:05:02,620 --> 04:05:03,100 That might... 5500 04:05:03,100 --> 04:05:05,600 I was trying to get a fucking bit of ambience going here. 5501 04:05:11,600 --> 04:05:14,540 I know the laws of nature are you, lady. 5502 04:05:14,540 --> 04:05:18,140 Keep me mindful that I step upon your body. 5503 04:05:18,360 --> 04:05:19,640 With your feet. 5504 04:05:20,600 --> 04:05:22,620 That my sorrows are your sorrows. 5505 04:05:23,080 --> 04:05:26,420 And that a healthy priest makes all things sound. 5506 04:05:27,480 --> 04:05:29,860 I feel your breath in the wind. 5507 04:05:30,480 --> 04:05:32,300 And your hand in mine. 5508 04:05:32,800 --> 04:05:33,000 What? 5509 04:05:33,180 --> 04:05:34,480 That was rubbish. 5510 04:05:35,360 --> 04:05:36,320 Keep me sincere. 5511 04:05:37,000 --> 04:05:38,180 Give me your work. 5512 04:05:38,520 --> 04:05:39,960 Which is to be joyous. 5513 04:05:40,700 --> 04:05:41,360 And tend all things... 5514 04:05:41,360 --> 04:05:44,000 Thanks very much for the tip there, wheeling man. 5515 04:05:44,080 --> 04:05:44,660 Very kind, yeah. 5516 04:05:45,800 --> 04:05:47,020 Keep me sincere. 5517 04:05:47,700 --> 04:05:48,800 Give me your work. 5518 04:05:48,940 --> 04:05:50,460 Which is to be joyous. 5519 04:05:50,980 --> 04:05:52,860 And tend all things. 5520 04:05:53,480 --> 04:05:56,680 Because all things live of themselves. 5521 04:05:58,820 --> 04:06:00,940 Continue the religion and... 5522 04:06:00,940 --> 04:06:04,260 Well, the covenant itself was formed as a networking organization. 5523 04:06:04,440 --> 04:06:06,320 And so with the internet as the ultimate network. 5524 04:06:06,540 --> 04:06:09,280 We're definitely out there trying to get our message across. 5525 04:06:09,820 --> 04:06:10,220 Definitely. 5526 04:06:10,560 --> 04:06:12,800 But witchcraft is a very loaded word in this culture. 5527 04:06:12,900 --> 04:06:13,720 And very misunderstood. 5528 04:06:14,180 --> 04:06:14,420 Yeah. 5529 04:06:14,420 --> 04:06:16,800 So by being able to publish ourselves... 5530 04:06:16,800 --> 04:06:17,420 Reclaim it. 5531 04:06:17,420 --> 04:06:18,220 What it means to us. 5532 04:06:18,440 --> 04:06:21,280 Yeah, reclaim the fucking witchcraft title, yeah? 5533 04:06:21,540 --> 04:06:22,280 Because it's been... 5534 04:06:22,280 --> 04:06:23,320 It's been sullied. 5535 04:06:23,880 --> 04:06:26,860 We can maybe dispel some of the myths and misunderstandings. 5536 04:06:27,220 --> 04:06:28,500 Well, thank you very much for the time. 5537 04:06:28,620 --> 04:06:32,000 I really enjoyed learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion. 5538 04:06:32,180 --> 04:06:32,720 Thanks very much. 5539 04:06:33,080 --> 04:06:35,640 Such lies from Jane Withers there. 5540 04:06:35,780 --> 04:06:36,680 Great lies, though. 5541 04:06:37,100 --> 04:06:39,340 I really like those lies from Jane Withers. 5542 04:06:40,000 --> 04:06:40,440 Hi. 5543 04:06:40,840 --> 04:06:41,360 Wow. 5544 04:06:41,600 --> 04:06:43,500 It's an insane situation. 5545 04:06:43,820 --> 04:06:46,980 Let's go back to the initial proposition there. 5546 04:06:46,980 --> 04:06:48,800 Learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion. 5547 04:06:48,940 --> 04:06:49,540 Thanks very much. 5548 04:06:50,900 --> 04:06:51,380 Hi. 5549 04:06:51,720 --> 04:06:53,040 I do all guys at Saks. 5550 04:06:58,420 --> 04:06:58,760 Thank you very much. 5551 04:07:00,200 --> 04:07:00,600 Hi. 5552 04:07:00,920 --> 04:07:02,240 I'm Jewel Gods is Saks. 5553 04:07:04,200 --> 04:07:06,440 I'm Jewel Gods is Saks. 5554 04:07:06,840 --> 04:07:07,920 It's all I got there. 5555 04:07:08,060 --> 04:07:09,800 And I'm not sure whether or not it's the fucking... 5556 04:07:09,800 --> 04:07:12,780 The poor audio quality of the episode. 5557 04:07:12,980 --> 04:07:16,480 Because I believe the last one said desk instead of dusk. 5558 04:07:17,020 --> 04:07:17,700 So, I mean... 5559 04:07:17,700 --> 04:07:20,000 Because of the poor audio quality, I'm not sure. 5560 04:07:20,100 --> 04:07:21,080 But hopefully... 5561 04:07:21,080 --> 04:07:24,380 Persians call the cemetery the city of the silent. 5562 04:07:25,140 --> 04:07:29,760 You can visit my virtual city of the silent on the World Wide Web. 5563 04:07:29,760 --> 04:07:34,160 He wants to visit this man's virtual city of the silent. 5564 04:07:35,140 --> 04:07:38,000 He's giving the advert for right now in 1998. 5565 04:07:38,860 --> 04:07:40,300 About 1996. 5566 04:07:40,300 --> 04:07:42,760 You can find information about the... 5567 04:07:42,760 --> 04:07:43,960 Which makes it even more... 5568 04:07:44,960 --> 04:07:45,440 Scary. 5569 04:07:45,600 --> 04:07:47,820 History and art of the afterlife. 5570 04:07:50,840 --> 04:07:51,440 Wow. 5571 04:07:51,680 --> 04:07:52,560 City of the silent. 5572 04:07:55,200 --> 04:07:56,560 City of the silent. 5573 04:07:56,560 --> 04:08:19,740 I mean, I'm not getting anything. 5574 04:08:19,980 --> 04:08:21,560 I just can't see the actual... 5575 04:08:23,040 --> 04:08:23,580 URL. 5576 04:08:24,200 --> 04:08:26,380 If we had it, I'd be able to put it in there. 5577 04:08:26,380 --> 04:08:29,560 But the episode is 240p. 5578 04:08:30,180 --> 04:08:31,580 And I can't get that. 5579 04:08:31,940 --> 04:08:33,420 I can't see what that says. 5580 04:08:45,840 --> 04:08:46,320 Wow. 5581 04:08:46,440 --> 04:08:47,400 Some great sites there. 5582 04:08:47,560 --> 04:08:48,660 Post-mortem. 5583 04:08:49,740 --> 04:08:51,600 Post-mortem bookshelf there. 5584 04:08:52,180 --> 04:08:52,660 Booklist. 5585 04:08:53,300 --> 04:08:55,220 It's not the Riddler there, Sean. 5586 04:08:55,380 --> 04:08:59,280 I think that was a site that was being advertised on his site. 5587 04:09:00,940 --> 04:09:03,160 Well, let's see what he says again. 5588 04:09:03,160 --> 04:09:04,680 Sorry, I don't know what the fuck he was saying. 5589 04:09:04,680 --> 04:09:06,280 I've been learning a lot more about the Wiccan religion. 5590 04:09:06,420 --> 04:09:07,000 Thanks very much. 5591 04:09:08,500 --> 04:09:13,980 Hi, I'm Joel Godz's Saks. 5592 04:09:13,980 --> 04:09:13,980 I'm Joel Godz's Saks. 5593 04:09:13,980 --> 04:09:18,380 The Persians called the cemetery the city of the silent. 5594 04:09:19,240 --> 04:09:21,660 Persians called the cemetery the city of the silent. 5595 04:09:22,060 --> 04:09:24,480 You can visit my virtual city of the silent. 5596 04:09:25,340 --> 04:09:28,120 You can visit my virtual city of the silent. 5597 04:09:28,120 --> 04:09:29,680 On the worldwide web. 5598 04:09:29,680 --> 04:09:31,700 On the worldwide web. 5599 04:09:31,860 --> 04:09:36,680 Where you can find information about the history and art of the afterlife. 5600 04:09:37,680 --> 04:09:38,240 Of the afterlife. 5601 04:09:38,300 --> 04:09:39,380 You heard all about it there. 5602 04:09:43,640 --> 04:09:44,200 Jellybean. 5603 04:09:44,300 --> 04:09:45,440 Thanks very much for the tip. 5604 04:09:45,860 --> 04:09:46,600 But I can't. 5605 04:09:46,820 --> 04:09:49,400 Why doesn't he say the name of his fucking site? 5606 04:09:54,640 --> 04:10:00,160 He reminds me of the fucking scientists that John Thompson played in the fascial. 5607 04:10:00,160 --> 04:10:01,060 I know all guys are Saks. 5608 04:10:03,880 --> 04:10:05,840 Is a little bit like that. 5609 04:10:14,600 --> 04:10:16,520 Denzel Dexter's after you. 5610 04:10:24,120 --> 04:10:25,260 Bit loud there. 5611 04:10:25,340 --> 04:10:26,100 Sorry about that. 5612 04:10:28,160 --> 04:10:30,320 Took four cardboard tubes. 5613 04:10:30,760 --> 04:10:33,320 The kind of tube you'd find in a regular brand of. 5614 04:10:33,320 --> 04:10:34,820 Household toilet tissue. 5615 04:10:35,440 --> 04:10:37,200 And then proceeded to place them. 5616 04:10:38,220 --> 04:10:39,020 On the floor. 5617 04:10:40,440 --> 04:10:42,780 Making four columns equidistantly. 5618 04:10:43,100 --> 04:10:43,400 Thus. 5619 04:10:44,180 --> 04:10:45,240 We wanted to test. 5620 04:10:45,440 --> 04:10:46,920 If these cardboard tubes. 5621 04:10:47,340 --> 04:10:48,120 Would support. 5622 04:10:48,460 --> 04:10:49,800 The average body weight. 5623 04:10:50,100 --> 04:10:51,160 Of a human man. 5624 04:10:58,740 --> 04:10:59,340 No. 5625 04:11:00,720 --> 04:11:01,200 Great. 5626 04:11:02,000 --> 04:11:02,980 Great comedy. 5627 04:11:02,980 --> 04:11:04,120 The Persians. 5628 04:11:04,300 --> 04:11:05,180 Called the cemetery. 5629 04:11:05,800 --> 04:11:06,100 The city. 5630 04:11:06,100 --> 04:11:07,320 But this guy isn't a scientist. 5631 04:11:07,440 --> 04:11:08,220 But it looks like he's. 5632 04:11:08,280 --> 04:11:09,860 He's wearing a science jacket. 5633 04:11:10,080 --> 04:11:10,800 It's a wide web. 5634 04:11:14,080 --> 04:11:16,240 Hopefully now we've got this cockroach thing. 5635 04:11:16,360 --> 04:11:17,380 With Stuart Treffey. 5636 04:11:17,780 --> 04:11:18,980 I hope it's Stuart. 5637 04:11:19,780 --> 04:11:20,980 That's doing this segment. 5638 04:11:21,180 --> 04:11:22,380 And not Andrew. 5639 04:11:22,380 --> 04:11:25,020 I've nothing against Andrew. 5640 04:11:25,260 --> 04:11:26,100 But when you. 5641 04:11:26,220 --> 04:11:28,580 When you've got a cockroach based video game. 5642 04:11:29,720 --> 04:11:30,580 Stu's your man. 5643 04:11:30,800 --> 04:11:32,880 And the way that he set it up in the. 5644 04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880 The way that he set it up in the. 5645 04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880 The way that he set it up in the. 5646 04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880 The way that he set it up in the. 5647 04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:32,880 The way that he set it up in the. 5648 04:11:32,880 --> 04:11:33,780 The initial. 5649 04:11:34,520 --> 04:11:35,700 Intro to the episode. 5650 04:11:36,780 --> 04:11:37,780 Got me excited. 5651 04:11:38,260 --> 04:11:40,480 I think it's Stu that's going to be tackling this. 5652 04:11:40,680 --> 04:11:41,400 Found the website. 5653 04:11:41,520 --> 04:11:42,240 Thank you very much. 5654 04:11:42,320 --> 04:11:43,420 That's great to know. 5655 04:11:43,500 --> 04:11:44,460 We've got the website. 5656 04:11:46,120 --> 04:11:51,380 Alzerat.com forward slash silence. 5657 04:11:55,020 --> 04:12:05,220 Alzerat.com forward slash silence. 5658 04:12:07,920 --> 04:12:08,960 Here we are. 5659 04:12:09,020 --> 04:12:09,580 We've got it. 5660 04:12:09,960 --> 04:12:13,880 Big shout out there to whoever sent that in. 5661 04:12:13,880 --> 04:12:15,000 And thanks for the tip there. 5662 04:12:15,160 --> 04:12:15,920 Found the website. 5663 04:12:15,920 --> 04:12:21,460 And here we have it here. 5664 04:12:21,560 --> 04:12:24,240 Welcome to the web's most extensive cemetery site. 5665 04:12:25,200 --> 04:12:26,400 The city has been renewed. 5666 04:12:27,300 --> 04:12:31,160 Links below lead to portions of the page not being converted to the new format. 5667 04:12:31,420 --> 04:12:34,160 All information may be found by clicking. 5668 04:12:34,260 --> 04:12:36,380 I'm just going to do this so I can read the site. 5669 04:12:39,080 --> 04:12:39,560 Easier. 5670 04:12:39,960 --> 04:12:44,340 There is no charge, no threat of having your name sold to junk emailers. 5671 04:12:44,960 --> 04:12:48,560 And access to many new features. 5672 04:12:48,660 --> 04:12:50,040 I wonder what features they are. 5673 04:12:50,120 --> 04:12:51,500 Are they any good at all? 5674 04:12:52,180 --> 04:12:53,440 Do they even exist now? 5675 04:12:55,440 --> 04:12:59,140 I mean, the site is still a brief history of cemeteries. 5676 04:12:59,140 --> 04:13:00,580 Wow. 5677 04:13:00,580 --> 04:13:01,200 The Chinese. 5678 04:13:01,200 --> 04:13:02,680 The Chinese. 5679 04:13:02,680 --> 04:13:07,740 The earliest known concentration of hominid remains. 5680 04:13:07,740 --> 04:13:08,220 For the garbage heaps. 5681 04:13:08,220 --> 04:13:10,720 For the garbage heaps of predators. 5682 04:13:10,720 --> 04:13:13,960 In the first case, a leopard. 5683 04:13:14,400 --> 04:13:16,420 And in the second, cannibals. 5684 04:13:19,420 --> 04:13:22,480 Well, it's a cracking bit of text there. 5685 04:13:22,700 --> 04:13:25,420 But it'll be there all day reading the fucking thing. 5686 04:13:25,520 --> 04:13:27,540 So we'll just carry on with this. 5687 04:13:27,600 --> 04:13:31,440 Hopefully it's a cockroach based video game with Stu presenting the piece. 5688 04:13:38,720 --> 04:13:40,940 Just really filling time with this here. 5689 04:13:57,420 --> 04:13:59,300 What a waste of time there. 5690 04:13:59,300 --> 04:14:02,800 They had time to fill at the end of this episode. 5691 04:14:03,120 --> 04:14:05,380 And they said, let's just play a clip of the game. 5692 04:14:05,500 --> 04:14:05,960 That lasts forever. 5693 04:14:06,160 --> 04:14:09,760 That really doesn't communicate anything. 5694 04:14:10,500 --> 04:14:12,380 At all about what the game's about. 5695 04:14:13,120 --> 04:14:19,620 How do you do fellow kids moment here? 5696 04:14:19,840 --> 04:14:21,820 It's a classic bit of business. 5697 04:14:22,020 --> 04:14:27,080 Imagine your father coming in and you're playing the games with your mates. 5698 04:14:27,320 --> 04:14:29,240 And your dad comes in and he's like this. 5699 04:14:29,620 --> 04:14:31,500 So this is bad mojo, huh? 5700 04:14:34,500 --> 04:14:36,100 This is bad mojo, huh? 5701 04:14:36,160 --> 04:14:36,860 That it is. 5702 04:14:37,860 --> 04:14:41,520 Where in the world did you get an idea to have a game with a cockroach as the lead character? 5703 04:14:41,520 --> 04:14:43,860 Well, it came from our company president, Drew Huffman. 5704 04:14:43,960 --> 04:14:46,420 Who woke up one night with a cockroach in his ear. 5705 04:14:46,480 --> 04:14:46,700 Oh. 5706 04:14:47,200 --> 04:14:47,640 Oh, yeah. 5707 04:14:47,800 --> 04:14:48,500 He was like screaming. 5708 04:14:48,500 --> 04:14:50,380 And the first thing he thought was, let's make a computer game. 5709 04:14:52,080 --> 04:14:54,380 No, the first thing he said was, take me to the emergency room. 5710 04:14:54,380 --> 04:14:54,940 No one believed you. 5711 04:14:54,940 --> 04:14:55,360 Right. 5712 04:14:55,540 --> 04:14:56,880 So we had this roach in his ear. 5713 04:14:57,000 --> 04:14:57,720 And a roach in his ear. 5714 04:14:57,820 --> 04:14:59,480 So he told this fascinating roach story. 5715 04:14:59,740 --> 04:15:02,480 This is Vinnie Corella here with the roach chat. 5716 04:15:02,580 --> 04:15:03,120 It was hilarious. 5717 04:15:03,640 --> 04:15:06,080 And this made us think, hey, what a great topic for a game. 5718 04:15:06,220 --> 04:15:06,460 Oh, no. 5719 04:15:06,500 --> 04:15:08,840 There's kind of a programming reason for using the roach too, right? 5720 04:15:08,860 --> 04:15:09,460 Which is interesting. 5721 04:15:09,920 --> 04:15:14,920 Look at that crash zoom to a transition into a Dutch angle on Stu there. 5722 04:15:15,220 --> 04:15:17,520 You just wouldn't get that with Computer Chronicles. 5723 04:15:17,520 --> 04:15:22,600 And Stu knew that the show Computer Chronicles didn't need that. 5724 04:15:22,740 --> 04:15:30,600 But he could also see an opportunity in making a show that employed this sort of fucking frenzied style. 5725 04:15:31,260 --> 04:15:34,860 And also, it was a great way to get more sponsors in and fucking... 5726 04:15:34,860 --> 04:15:36,940 Man's a genius. 5727 04:15:37,140 --> 04:15:37,600 That's correct. 5728 04:15:37,680 --> 04:15:38,140 We wanted to... 5729 04:15:38,140 --> 04:15:40,700 We told this fascinating roach story, which we thought was hilarious. 5730 04:15:41,220 --> 04:15:43,660 And this made us think, hey, what a great topic for a game. 5731 04:15:43,800 --> 04:15:44,020 I know. 5732 04:15:44,080 --> 04:15:46,400 There's a kind of a programming reason for using the roach too, right? 5733 04:15:46,420 --> 04:15:47,000 Which is interesting. 5734 04:15:47,240 --> 04:15:47,740 That's correct. 5735 04:15:47,820 --> 04:15:52,320 We wanted to have a game with a very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen. 5736 04:15:52,520 --> 04:15:53,160 So it was real quick. 5737 04:15:53,240 --> 04:15:54,000 Small sprite. 5738 04:15:54,220 --> 04:16:00,580 That was trippy. 5739 04:16:00,760 --> 04:16:03,380 And everyone's got a roach story, right? 5740 04:16:04,100 --> 04:16:07,380 Very small character, a small sprite to update on the screen. 5741 04:16:07,560 --> 04:16:08,260 So it was real quick. 5742 04:16:08,360 --> 04:16:08,960 And you know... 5743 04:16:08,960 --> 04:16:09,720 Look at this. 5744 04:16:10,380 --> 04:16:17,960 They didn't think that in 30 or 40 years' time, people would be fucking slowing it down and 5745 04:16:17,960 --> 04:16:19,700 taking it frame by frame. 5746 04:16:20,320 --> 04:16:21,060 And look. 5747 04:16:22,060 --> 04:16:25,200 I think this is the next game to play. 5748 04:16:25,700 --> 04:16:27,300 We need to get a hold of this game. 5749 04:16:27,300 --> 04:16:28,740 And that... 5750 04:16:28,740 --> 04:16:30,260 This is going to be the next... 5751 04:16:30,260 --> 04:16:32,260 Stream. 5752 04:16:32,880 --> 04:16:33,840 Is going to be... 5753 04:16:33,840 --> 04:16:35,440 This game here. 5754 04:16:36,940 --> 04:16:37,740 Bad mojo. 5755 04:16:39,800 --> 04:16:40,200 So we thought. 5756 04:16:42,920 --> 04:16:45,840 The expectations didn't match the outcome. 5757 04:16:45,840 --> 04:16:55,580 Great concept. 5758 04:16:55,820 --> 04:16:56,560 Key 84. 5759 04:16:56,780 --> 04:16:57,900 Thank you very much there. 5760 04:16:58,280 --> 04:16:59,520 Have you ever seen Joel's apartment? 5761 04:16:59,720 --> 04:17:00,360 I haven't. 5762 04:17:00,720 --> 04:17:01,760 Thank you very much. 5763 04:17:01,960 --> 04:17:03,620 Everybody has experience with bugs. 5764 04:17:03,620 --> 04:17:04,500 And we've all... 5765 04:17:04,500 --> 04:17:08,020 During the course of the game, we had tons of different wacky experiences. 5766 04:17:08,160 --> 04:17:08,920 Because we had like a... 5767 04:17:08,920 --> 04:17:10,180 We kept like a thousand roaches. 5768 04:17:10,560 --> 04:17:11,000 Well, even... 5769 04:17:11,000 --> 04:17:12,460 I mean, nobody has not seen a roach. 5770 04:17:12,500 --> 04:17:14,300 You had some scary experience with a roach. 5771 04:17:14,500 --> 04:17:15,740 Now, Drew had another one, right? 5772 04:17:15,800 --> 04:17:16,300 In which... 5773 04:17:16,300 --> 04:17:16,540 What? 5774 04:17:16,540 --> 04:17:17,540 He went on vacation somewhere? 5775 04:17:17,640 --> 04:17:20,900 He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches. 5776 04:17:20,900 --> 04:17:22,640 Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs. 5777 04:17:22,740 --> 04:17:25,900 So he brought this camera and it was filled with bugs. 5778 04:17:26,320 --> 04:17:27,600 Real bug chat. 5779 04:17:28,040 --> 04:17:29,680 Heavy duty bug tales. 5780 04:17:29,880 --> 04:17:30,780 Did they even happen? 5781 04:17:31,200 --> 04:17:34,060 Was this a lie to fill up time? 5782 04:17:34,460 --> 04:17:34,900 Which... 5783 04:17:34,900 --> 04:17:35,100 What? 5784 04:17:35,100 --> 04:17:36,100 He went on vacation somewhere? 5785 04:17:36,200 --> 04:17:39,460 He went on vacation and it turned out his camera was infested with cockroaches. 5786 04:17:39,460 --> 04:17:41,180 Well, his whole apartment was infested with bugs. 5787 04:17:41,300 --> 04:17:44,540 So he brought this camera and it was filled with bugs. 5788 04:17:44,780 --> 04:17:47,060 And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation. 5789 04:17:47,060 --> 04:17:51,620 And when he came back, there were like little silhouettes of roaches on the... 5790 04:17:51,620 --> 04:17:53,520 The roaches were inside the camera. 5791 04:17:53,520 --> 04:17:53,680 Yeah. 5792 04:17:54,380 --> 04:17:55,480 Never happened. 5793 04:17:55,480 --> 04:17:55,500 Never happened. 5794 04:17:55,500 --> 04:17:55,560 Never happened. 5795 04:17:55,560 --> 04:17:56,380 Never happened. 5796 04:17:56,380 --> 04:17:57,380 Never happened. 5797 04:17:57,380 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5798 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5799 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5800 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5801 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5802 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5803 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,400 Never happened. 5804 04:17:57,400 --> 04:17:57,500 Never happened. 5805 04:17:57,500 --> 04:17:57,620 Never happened. 5806 04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620 Never happened. 5807 04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620 Never happened. 5808 04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620 Never happened. 5809 04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,620 Never happened. 5810 04:17:57,620 --> 04:17:57,660 Never happened. 5811 04:17:57,660 --> 04:18:00,560 And I'll tell you why that I can see that never happened. 5812 04:18:00,560 --> 04:18:02,620 Because I can see a guilty... 5813 04:18:02,620 --> 04:18:06,180 Kind of look from this fella here. 5814 04:18:06,180 --> 04:18:07,780 Uh... 5815 04:18:07,780 --> 04:18:08,460 Cockroach? 5816 04:18:08,460 --> 04:18:10,620 Corriello or whatever his name was. 5817 04:18:10,860 --> 04:18:16,020 Watch him when this fella's telling the story here about this fucking camera cockroach. 5818 04:18:16,900 --> 04:18:19,740 You see this guy just like slowly nodding. 5819 04:18:20,740 --> 04:18:22,360 But it's a pretend nod. 5820 04:18:22,360 --> 04:18:24,360 I can just sense it being a pretend nod. 5821 04:18:24,360 --> 04:18:25,580 So he had... 5822 04:18:25,580 --> 04:18:26,680 He brought this camera... 5823 04:18:26,680 --> 04:18:27,160 Keep watching. 5824 04:18:27,180 --> 04:18:28,420 And it was filled with bugs. 5825 04:18:28,800 --> 04:18:28,960 Look. 5826 04:18:29,000 --> 04:18:30,680 And he took all these, you know, pictures of his... 5827 04:18:30,680 --> 04:18:34,460 It's not a nod. 5828 04:18:34,540 --> 04:18:35,400 It's a head shake. 5829 04:18:35,600 --> 04:18:39,120 I think the head shake is indicative of the fact that it's not real... 5830 04:18:39,120 --> 04:18:40,460 It's not a real story. 5831 04:18:40,460 --> 04:18:41,220 This camera... 5832 04:18:41,220 --> 04:18:43,040 And it was filled with bugs. 5833 04:18:43,320 --> 04:18:45,580 And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation. 5834 04:18:45,580 --> 04:18:47,180 Uh... 5835 04:18:47,180 --> 04:18:52,680 We're also seeing a little bit of self-soothing tension manoeuvres from Stu here. 5836 04:18:52,900 --> 04:18:54,400 While the story is happening. 5837 04:18:55,120 --> 04:19:01,240 Further evidence to support the claim that what we're witnessing is a fake tale. 5838 04:19:01,600 --> 04:19:03,560 Matty C, thank you very much for the tip. 5839 04:19:04,360 --> 04:19:06,900 Lad on the left is a young Richard Lewis. 5840 04:19:07,960 --> 04:19:08,960 Another thing... 5841 04:19:08,960 --> 04:19:09,400 I mean... 5842 04:19:09,400 --> 04:19:11,920 I'm saying I saw it, but I didn't say it. 5843 04:19:11,980 --> 04:19:12,760 But I mean... 5844 04:19:12,760 --> 04:19:14,160 There was something about him. 5845 04:19:15,420 --> 04:19:17,020 That I thought was interesting. 5846 04:19:17,020 --> 04:19:18,020 Now that looks... 5847 04:19:18,020 --> 04:19:19,340 Bizarre. 5848 04:19:19,540 --> 04:19:21,020 And because the resolution... 5849 04:19:22,020 --> 04:19:23,300 Is so poor... 5850 04:19:23,300 --> 04:19:25,140 It looks like he might... 5851 04:19:25,140 --> 04:19:26,680 There's something in his hand there. 5852 04:19:26,780 --> 04:19:28,360 It's not anything untoward. 5853 04:19:29,160 --> 04:19:30,400 But look at this though. 5854 04:19:30,520 --> 04:19:32,340 As your man's telling the story... 5855 04:19:32,340 --> 04:19:34,300 Stu's really going to town. 5856 04:19:35,200 --> 04:19:36,120 With the hand. 5857 04:19:36,520 --> 04:19:37,740 And it was filled with bugs. 5858 04:19:38,240 --> 04:19:40,240 And he took all these, you know, pictures of his vacation. 5859 04:19:41,200 --> 04:19:42,020 And when he came back... 5860 04:19:42,960 --> 04:19:43,380 Very tense. 5861 04:19:43,380 --> 04:19:45,340 Little silhouettes of roaches on the... 5862 04:19:45,340 --> 04:19:45,820 On the photo. 5863 04:19:45,980 --> 04:19:46,980 I think this... 5864 04:19:46,980 --> 04:19:48,740 Is a fake tale. 5865 04:19:48,780 --> 04:19:49,600 Inside the camera. 5866 04:19:49,640 --> 04:19:49,800 Yeah. 5867 04:19:50,440 --> 04:19:50,980 That's gross. 5868 04:19:50,980 --> 04:19:52,820 That's gross. 5869 04:19:53,180 --> 04:19:54,840 So why not make a game make everybody else? 5870 04:19:55,060 --> 04:19:55,420 This is... 5871 04:19:55,420 --> 04:19:55,820 Exactly. 5872 04:19:55,820 --> 04:19:56,240 This is gross. 5873 04:19:56,380 --> 04:19:57,340 Share a horrible experience. 5874 04:19:57,420 --> 04:19:57,600 I know. 5875 04:19:57,660 --> 04:19:58,700 What's the story of the game? 5876 04:19:58,760 --> 04:19:59,420 You're a cockroach. 5877 04:19:59,420 --> 04:20:00,240 And how do you get that? 5878 04:20:00,340 --> 04:20:00,980 And what do you have to do? 5879 04:20:00,980 --> 04:20:01,600 Well, you're... 5880 04:20:01,600 --> 04:20:02,960 So you're a roach. 5881 04:20:03,240 --> 04:20:04,120 What next? 5882 04:20:04,260 --> 04:20:08,760 Bittered young entomologist who's just embezzled a whole bunch of money from the university where you work. 5883 04:20:08,840 --> 04:20:10,900 And you're turned into a roach so that you might see the error. 5884 04:20:10,980 --> 04:20:14,940 So it is a guy who does look like Richard... 5885 04:20:14,940 --> 04:20:19,100 Is it Richard Lewis from Curb Your Enthusiasm there? 5886 04:20:19,100 --> 04:20:23,480 A young Richard Lewis from Curb Your Enthusiasm. 5887 04:20:23,660 --> 04:20:24,780 Maybe it is him. 5888 04:20:25,040 --> 04:20:35,560 But he's had a name change because the association with the cockroach video game wasn't helping him in the world of work. 5889 04:20:35,880 --> 04:20:38,200 You might see the error of your ways and change your life. 5890 04:20:38,360 --> 04:20:40,060 Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do? 5891 04:20:40,120 --> 04:20:41,060 You sort of just navigate? 5892 04:20:41,260 --> 04:20:42,480 Is it like Simroach or what? 5893 04:20:43,160 --> 04:20:45,900 Is it like Simroach or what? 5894 04:20:48,460 --> 04:20:50,420 Alright, so you become a roach and then what do you have to do? 5895 04:20:50,480 --> 04:20:51,420 You sort of just navigate? 5896 04:20:51,620 --> 04:20:52,840 Is it like Simroach or what? 5897 04:20:53,120 --> 04:20:54,160 It's not really like a simulation. 5898 04:20:54,460 --> 04:20:57,040 It's more like we wanted to make a game that was very immersive. 5899 04:20:57,220 --> 04:20:59,300 So you saw the world from a roach's perspective. 5900 04:21:00,220 --> 04:21:01,700 A roach sim. 5901 04:21:02,340 --> 04:21:04,300 You're a small little bug that has to navigate. 5902 04:21:04,600 --> 04:21:06,300 You're a small little bug that has to... 5903 04:21:06,300 --> 04:21:08,280 Six rooms of this old, decrepit apartment building. 5904 04:21:08,640 --> 04:21:11,740 And along the way you encounter all the different obstacles that roach can encounter. 5905 04:21:12,620 --> 04:21:14,560 Rats and spiders, deadly phones. 5906 04:21:14,660 --> 04:21:17,920 You also encounter obstacles that prevent you from getting where you need to go. 5907 04:21:17,980 --> 04:21:21,360 And the world suddenly becomes a vast landscape when you're five million years old. 5908 04:21:21,360 --> 04:21:22,860 So you're not worrying about food and energy. 5909 04:21:23,000 --> 04:21:25,120 You just move around as a roach and see what happens. 5910 04:21:25,220 --> 04:21:26,280 You're just worried about staying alive. 5911 04:21:26,460 --> 04:21:28,060 Now, what kind of research did you... 5912 04:21:28,060 --> 04:21:34,140 What kind of research did you do to really mining the depth of knowledge on this? 5913 04:21:34,140 --> 04:21:35,080 You just move around. 5914 04:21:35,200 --> 04:21:37,120 I just wanted to see this little bit here. 5915 04:21:37,520 --> 04:21:38,200 Papa roach. 5916 04:21:38,260 --> 04:21:38,740 Look at that. 5917 04:21:38,800 --> 04:21:40,020 Little rat roach. 5918 04:21:41,480 --> 04:21:42,980 So watch out for the rat. 5919 04:21:43,380 --> 04:21:46,160 You don't want to get eaten by the rat, right? 5920 04:21:47,020 --> 04:21:48,840 What happens once you get eaten by the rat? 5921 04:21:48,840 --> 04:21:49,660 It's game over, right? 5922 04:21:49,700 --> 04:21:50,780 You have to start again, okay? 5923 04:21:51,240 --> 04:21:52,200 Just worry about staying alive. 5924 04:21:52,380 --> 04:21:55,420 Now, what kind of research did you guys do other than getting bugs near us? 5925 04:21:55,500 --> 04:21:57,580 I mean, did you actually study roaches to see how to make... 5926 04:21:57,580 --> 04:21:59,540 Did you live with the roach? 5927 04:21:59,760 --> 04:22:03,580 Or how do you know what to do here? 5928 04:22:03,960 --> 04:22:05,280 Look at this guy. 5929 04:22:06,040 --> 04:22:07,360 He's ready for the question. 5930 04:22:07,780 --> 04:22:13,200 In addition to having two entomologists as technical consultants, we did have about 3,000 live roaches in the office. 5931 04:22:13,200 --> 04:22:14,300 It's a total tank full of roaches. 5932 04:22:14,300 --> 04:22:15,400 In a box out of it. 5933 04:22:15,460 --> 04:22:15,920 In an aquarium. 5934 04:22:16,160 --> 04:22:16,700 They called it... 5935 04:22:16,700 --> 04:22:17,020 You buy it. 5936 04:22:17,060 --> 04:22:17,880 It's called the roach hunt. 5937 04:22:18,440 --> 04:22:20,520 It was a hideous container for a month. 5938 04:22:20,540 --> 04:22:24,200 And you said there was something you guys were crawling around pretending you were roaches to notice? 5939 04:22:24,200 --> 04:22:24,320 We were. 5940 04:22:24,420 --> 04:22:28,500 We were down in the basement on our hands and knees trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting. 5941 04:22:29,360 --> 04:22:31,220 Very bizarre stuff there. 5942 04:22:31,380 --> 04:22:35,860 Getting down on their hands and knees trying to get into the mind of a roach. 5943 04:22:36,100 --> 04:22:37,260 Very bizarre stuff. 5944 04:22:37,720 --> 04:22:40,240 And Stu seemingly entertaining it as well. 5945 04:22:41,160 --> 04:22:45,100 And you said there was something you guys were crawling around pretending you were roaches to notice? 5946 04:22:45,100 --> 04:22:45,220 We were. 5947 04:22:45,320 --> 04:22:49,380 We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting. 5948 04:22:49,620 --> 04:22:53,280 We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach. 5949 04:22:53,280 --> 04:22:54,460 Such fucking liars. 5950 04:22:54,600 --> 04:22:56,240 I think they're taking the pace out of Stu. 5951 04:22:57,100 --> 04:22:58,040 I really do. 5952 04:22:58,580 --> 04:22:59,580 I think they've fucking... 5953 04:23:00,580 --> 04:23:02,280 They're having a laugh. 5954 04:23:03,380 --> 04:23:04,720 And they're humoring him. 5955 04:23:04,840 --> 04:23:06,760 But they're also taking the pace at the same time. 5956 04:23:07,280 --> 04:23:07,760 ...roaches perspective. 5957 04:23:07,860 --> 04:23:08,560 No, when you guys... 5958 04:23:08,560 --> 04:23:09,320 Bad form. 5959 04:23:09,660 --> 04:23:11,800 And that's why Stu cuts them off there. 5960 04:23:11,840 --> 04:23:13,660 He doesn't want to give them any more diligence. 5961 04:23:13,660 --> 04:23:15,140 We were. 5962 04:23:15,140 --> 04:23:19,480 We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting. 5963 04:23:19,720 --> 04:23:23,960 We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach's perspective. 5964 04:23:24,380 --> 04:23:25,500 Fucking piss takers. 5965 04:23:26,220 --> 04:23:27,480 No, when you guys went on... 5966 04:23:27,480 --> 04:23:28,540 That's sickening. 5967 04:23:28,920 --> 04:23:29,680 Actually sickening. 5968 04:23:29,740 --> 04:23:32,120 Trying to fucking con Stu like that. 5969 04:23:32,800 --> 04:23:33,040 We were. 5970 04:23:33,120 --> 04:23:37,180 We were down in the basement on our hands and knees, you know, trying to get into the mindset, you know, method acting. 5971 04:23:37,180 --> 04:23:41,940 We'd walk around looking at the world like this to see what it looked like from a roach's perspective. 5972 04:23:41,940 --> 04:23:44,440 Now, when you guys went on the road with this, I know you went to Convict. 5973 04:23:44,440 --> 04:23:47,440 You actually brought some of these roaches with you, kind of like a prop. 5974 04:23:47,560 --> 04:23:49,360 I mean, what happened with the roaches you were traveling with? 5975 04:23:49,420 --> 04:23:50,060 Like, good companions? 5976 04:23:50,280 --> 04:23:51,940 They got out in a real ritzy Chicago. 5977 04:23:52,980 --> 04:23:53,580 And it was... 5978 04:23:53,580 --> 04:23:54,160 They kind of... 5979 04:23:54,160 --> 04:23:55,940 We had two Madagascars, and they're big. 5980 04:23:56,000 --> 04:23:56,820 They're like four inches. 5981 04:23:57,220 --> 04:23:58,220 And we brought them on the plane. 5982 04:23:58,300 --> 04:24:00,140 We were going to bring them to the show, you know, kind of shock value. 5983 04:24:00,660 --> 04:24:01,580 Then put them in the tub. 5984 04:24:01,880 --> 04:24:03,420 You know, let them walk around. 5985 04:24:03,500 --> 04:24:04,180 Long flight. 5986 04:24:04,340 --> 04:24:04,960 You know, they're tired. 5987 04:24:05,680 --> 04:24:06,780 And they got out. 5988 04:24:06,860 --> 04:24:07,680 We didn't know where they were. 5989 04:24:07,740 --> 04:24:08,540 We were freaking out. 5990 04:24:08,760 --> 04:24:11,000 We were running around our home room looking for them. 5991 04:24:11,340 --> 04:24:14,740 And we found them about 20 minutes later after pulling our hair out. 5992 04:24:14,800 --> 04:24:16,640 They were, like, wedged up in the shower curtain. 5993 04:24:17,040 --> 04:24:17,400 Oh, man. 5994 04:24:17,420 --> 04:24:17,960 The maid finally? 5995 04:24:18,380 --> 04:24:18,560 No. 5996 04:24:18,560 --> 04:24:19,060 Thank God, no. 5997 04:24:19,120 --> 04:24:20,740 They would have kicked us out of the hotel for sure. 5998 04:24:20,860 --> 04:24:24,620 Now, after having designed this game and spent all this time with roaches and played the game and so on, 5999 04:24:24,620 --> 04:24:26,480 I mean, have you changed your attitude about roaches? 6000 04:24:26,580 --> 04:24:28,720 You think of these guys differently rather than just yucky creatures? 6001 04:24:28,880 --> 04:24:32,100 Is that classic Shafé shoulder roll there? 6002 04:24:32,180 --> 04:24:33,200 It's kind of a semi. 6003 04:24:33,500 --> 04:24:35,520 It's trying to break out the shoulder roll. 6004 04:24:35,600 --> 04:24:38,640 But I don't think the guests are really bringing it to the table for him. 6005 04:24:39,540 --> 04:24:44,360 He's not going to give them the body language that he usually gives to a good guest. 6006 04:24:44,440 --> 04:24:45,980 A Kiki Stockhammer, for instance. 6007 04:24:46,140 --> 04:24:50,520 But, I mean, he's trying to burst out the role there. 6008 04:24:50,520 --> 04:24:56,400 A little bit of a movement there. 6009 04:24:57,140 --> 04:25:01,980 He'd usually do a bit of orbing if it was the Computer Chronicles, but he's kind of limited here. 6010 04:25:01,980 --> 04:25:18,520 Lovely hanging Chad there of awkwardness at that last comment. 6011 04:25:18,520 --> 04:25:28,480 Beautiful stuff. 6012 04:25:28,480 --> 04:25:40,280 Obstacles and puzzles? 6013 04:25:40,280 --> 04:25:44,880 Fuck me man 6014 04:25:44,880 --> 04:25:48,840 There's only so much 6015 04:25:48,840 --> 04:25:50,920 Scraping of the fucking cockroach 6016 04:25:50,920 --> 04:25:52,680 Barrel you can do 6017 04:25:52,680 --> 04:25:55,180 We've got a pretty good idea of how this game 6018 04:25:55,180 --> 04:25:56,000 Works but I mean 6019 04:25:56,000 --> 04:25:59,020 As far as the fucking segment goes 6020 04:25:59,020 --> 04:25:59,640 They're 6021 04:25:59,640 --> 04:26:02,680 They're doubling up on it and you can tell that 6022 04:26:02,680 --> 04:26:04,720 With the way Jane Withers handled 6023 04:26:04,720 --> 04:26:05,680 The last guest 6024 04:26:05,680 --> 04:26:08,600 With a lot of superfluous questions 6025 04:26:08,600 --> 04:26:10,560 A lot of shite 6026 04:26:10,560 --> 04:26:11,860 Padding you know 6027 04:26:11,860 --> 04:26:14,800 Well you need him to be out cold 6028 04:26:14,800 --> 04:26:16,920 In order to move through the environment that he's sort of 6029 04:26:16,920 --> 04:26:18,480 Hanging out in because there's a lot of people in the building 6030 04:26:18,480 --> 04:26:22,480 So you've got to figure out how to knock your landlord out 6031 04:26:22,480 --> 04:26:23,820 How do you do that when you're a cockroach 6032 04:26:23,820 --> 04:26:26,000 Well other animals in the game give you clues 6033 04:26:26,000 --> 04:26:28,880 And they tell you what to do and they tell you important pieces of information 6034 04:26:28,880 --> 04:26:30,980 If you listen to the other bugs and insects 6035 04:26:30,980 --> 04:26:33,300 In this room they'll give you some pieces of information 6036 04:26:33,300 --> 04:26:34,840 That will allow you to knock out this 6037 04:26:34,840 --> 04:26:36,820 300 pound guy by dumping pills 6038 04:26:36,820 --> 04:26:38,640 Into his beer drinks the beer 6039 04:26:38,640 --> 04:26:41,960 So the end object is what to try to 6040 04:26:41,960 --> 04:26:43,440 I'm so I'm so 6041 04:26:43,440 --> 04:26:46,380 It's making me depressed every time they see 6042 04:26:46,380 --> 04:26:48,300 They show the fucking 6043 04:26:48,300 --> 04:26:50,200 Buttage from the game it's just 6044 04:26:50,200 --> 04:26:51,260 We've seen a hundred 6045 04:26:51,260 --> 04:26:53,740 Little clips now of this cockroach 6046 04:26:53,740 --> 04:26:56,580 The jig was up ages ago lads 6047 04:26:56,580 --> 04:26:57,880 We can see what the game's about 6048 04:26:57,880 --> 04:27:00,300 We don't need more time explaining what this is 6049 04:27:00,300 --> 04:27:03,660 Metamorphosize your way to become a human again 6050 04:27:03,660 --> 04:27:05,180 Yeah you've got to become a human again 6051 04:27:05,180 --> 04:27:05,920 Morph 6052 04:27:05,920 --> 04:27:09,860 So the end object is what to try to 6053 04:27:09,860 --> 04:27:13,800 Demetamorphosize your way to become a human again 6054 04:27:13,800 --> 04:27:15,260 Yeah you've got to become a human again 6055 04:27:15,260 --> 04:27:17,340 You've got to work your way back up to your apartment 6056 04:27:17,340 --> 04:27:18,060 Where you live 6057 04:27:18,060 --> 04:27:20,440 Roach simulator 6058 04:27:20,440 --> 04:27:22,440 Thank you very much for the tip there 6059 04:27:22,440 --> 04:27:24,240 Sorry these roach guys 6060 04:27:24,240 --> 04:27:25,460 They've been going on so long 6061 04:27:25,460 --> 04:27:26,600 I do need to pace 6062 04:27:26,600 --> 04:27:27,380 But it's just 6063 04:27:27,380 --> 04:27:30,180 How long is this segment going? 6064 04:27:30,200 --> 04:27:31,320 I don't want to have to come back 6065 04:27:31,320 --> 04:27:32,880 And then still watch more 6066 04:27:32,880 --> 04:27:34,720 Roach talk 6067 04:27:34,720 --> 04:27:37,240 I was hoping there was going to be better stuff 6068 04:27:37,240 --> 04:27:39,200 Available to the episode there 6069 04:27:39,200 --> 04:27:40,280 Connor Chronicles 6070 04:27:40,280 --> 04:27:41,000 Thank you very much 6071 04:27:41,000 --> 04:27:43,100 There should be some DLC 6072 04:27:43,100 --> 04:27:44,760 Where you play as a roach 6073 04:27:44,760 --> 04:27:48,440 In a rural Irish cavalry 6074 04:27:48,440 --> 04:27:49,580 That would be 6075 04:27:49,580 --> 04:27:51,640 Very interesting indeed 6076 04:27:51,640 --> 04:27:53,120 Thank you very much for that tip 6077 04:27:53,120 --> 04:27:54,660 And that suggestion 6078 04:27:54,660 --> 04:27:59,000 Just pure fucking roach chat like 6079 04:27:59,000 --> 04:28:03,120 One moment 6080 04:28:03,120 --> 04:28:04,000 Sorry about this 6081 04:28:04,000 --> 04:28:07,560 Moondust is still a problem 6082 04:28:07,560 --> 04:28:09,720 Moondust 6083 04:28:09,720 --> 04:28:12,580 Moondust 6084 04:28:12,580 --> 04:28:15,460 Moondust 6085 04:28:15,460 --> 04:28:18,280 Moondust 6086 04:28:18,280 --> 04:28:48,260 Moondust 6087 04:28:48,260 --> 04:29:00,260 Moondust is still a problem. 6088 04:29:00,260 --> 04:29:05,260 Moondust. 6089 04:29:05,260 --> 04:29:08,260 Moondust. 6090 04:29:08,260 --> 04:29:13,260 Moondust. 6091 04:29:13,260 --> 04:29:23,040 Moon dust. 6092 04:29:23,040 --> 04:29:25,900 Moon dust. 6093 04:29:27,840 --> 04:29:28,760 Moon dust. 6094 04:29:30,680 --> 04:29:32,320 Moon dust is still a problem. 6095 04:29:33,920 --> 04:29:34,460 Moon dust. 6096 04:29:36,460 --> 04:29:37,320 Moon dust. 6097 04:29:39,260 --> 04:29:40,180 Moon dust. 6098 04:29:42,100 --> 04:29:43,040 Moon dust. 6099 04:29:43,040 --> 04:30:13,020 uh-huh 6100 04:30:13,020 --> 04:30:15,560 wow look at that close up there it's some creepy stuff 6101 04:30:15,560 --> 04:30:31,060 very awkward stuff again there do they do this yeah a few people do that 6102 04:30:31,060 --> 04:30:44,820 apologies there for the moon dust 6103 04:30:44,820 --> 04:30:53,320 just a bit of a hanging chad moment again with these guys there at the end of this uh sentence stew 6104 04:30:53,320 --> 04:30:59,380 asks whether or not people have a kind of strange reaction and then there's a hanging 6105 04:30:59,380 --> 04:31:05,340 awkward kind of lull in the air gather around the screen to check out yeah i don't have anything to 6106 04:31:05,340 --> 04:31:10,040 do with this game a few people do that yeah they love it or they sleep all right you guys are going 6107 04:31:10,040 --> 04:31:13,160 to dress up as a cockroach for halloween no we've had enough of a rush yeah i know 6108 04:31:13,160 --> 04:31:22,020 that was painful two complete multimedia games plus a little something from monty python 6109 04:31:22,020 --> 04:31:27,960 what you're seeing over here is the actual the quality of the episode is so bad we can't even 6110 04:31:27,960 --> 04:31:34,200 see any like movements in the face there coming into your computer right now we're sending you 6111 04:31:34,200 --> 04:31:39,140 these programs and the tv signal at about two megabytes per minute it's like there's a square 6112 04:31:39,140 --> 04:31:42,120 there's like a cylindrical fucking rectangular 6113 04:31:42,120 --> 04:31:51,140 situation there where there's movement uh roach book thank you very much sir have you ever seen 6114 04:31:51,140 --> 04:31:57,860 dinner date on netflix definitely worth a look if you haven't it could become a real stream stalwart 6115 04:31:57,860 --> 04:32:04,460 thank you very much there if you don't have a tv modem i'll check it out in in good time off our website 6116 04:32:04,460 --> 04:32:10,320 on your telephone modem doing it that way will take you at least a half an hour let me tell you what 6117 04:32:10,320 --> 04:32:16,100 we're sending you i'm sure many of you have played doom the groundbreaking first person action game 6118 04:32:16,100 --> 04:32:22,860 that set a new standard for real time why don't they show us doom you know in this box here instead 6119 04:32:22,860 --> 04:32:28,480 of a load of static just shows doom we don't so we don't you don't have to explain what it is on screen 6120 04:32:28,480 --> 04:32:34,880 animation and navigation if you don't yet have a copy of doom we're sending you a complete copy 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we're sending you both complete games and the audio file what is this they're sending us like 6129 04:33:25,240 --> 04:33:31,500 and how are we receiving it it's it's a video isn't it there's no way the data is fucking coming through 6130 04:33:31,500 --> 04:33:36,080 into my computer at this moment in time unless it was some sort of fucking 6131 04:33:36,080 --> 04:33:42,080 data being transferred through the static on the screen it's insane 6132 04:33:42,080 --> 04:33:48,340 in under two minutes now to download these programs this fast you do need something called a tv modem 6133 04:33:48,340 --> 04:33:53,720 right if you need information on how to use or find a tv modem just check out the internet cafe section 6134 04:33:53,720 --> 04:34:05,860 of our website at www.pctv.com and you'll get all the relevant information so the download of doom warcraft and the monty python clip is just about complete 6135 04:34:05,860 --> 04:34:17,260 so she's telling me that the download is complete i've got a monty python sound clip i have a level of doom 6136 04:34:17,260 --> 04:34:24,040 and some other shite she's telling me i've got that but where is it and how 6137 04:34:24,040 --> 04:34:28,920 and the monty python clip is so while you're watching the show and if you've got modem tv 6138 04:34:28,920 --> 04:34:35,080 how what was that like you're watching the telly and then as you're watching telly 6139 04:34:35,080 --> 04:34:39,600 stuff downloads to your fucking computer what if you don't want to download that though just about complete 6140 04:34:39,600 --> 04:34:46,040 have fun with your three new programs that wraps up this cyber blast on the internet cafe i'm laurie anderson 6141 04:34:46,040 --> 04:34:50,840 now a few minutes ago we had someone in here who reported to be an actual witch 6142 04:34:50,840 --> 04:34:55,420 and i've heard that you have a site on the web that is the dark side of the web and you 6143 04:34:55,420 --> 04:34:59,960 could be considered sort of the high priestess of that i hear you have a huge amount of links how many 6144 04:34:59,960 --> 04:35:05,800 links are on your site 1900 1900 and what are what are those primarily made up of anything creepy or 6145 04:35:05,800 --> 04:35:12,720 dark or sinister on the web anything from god lady caroline's after you laurie anderson's after you 6146 04:35:12,720 --> 04:35:19,680 the occult to horror vampires death cemetery bad sound there in the back what was going on anything from 6147 04:35:19,680 --> 04:35:28,720 gothic to the occult to horror vampires death cemeteries so is it more of like the fun side of the horror 6148 04:35:28,720 --> 04:35:33,980 genre or are we talking also death and some real scary things if it's fun you're probably sick 6149 04:35:33,980 --> 04:35:45,660 but uh there's oh calling out andrew a sickle there so is it more of like the fun side of the 6150 04:35:45,660 --> 04:35:51,240 horror genre or are we talking also death and some real scary things if it's fun you're probably sick 6151 04:35:51,240 --> 04:35:56,620 but uh there's a lot of stuff about horror and more of the goofy horror movies like the splatter 6152 04:35:56,620 --> 04:36:01,280 ones so what are some of your favorite sites i like the cabinet of dr casey it's the horror 6153 04:36:01,280 --> 04:36:05,480 webpage i like to go read stories there that have been written by people on the net now these are 6154 04:36:05,480 --> 04:36:12,480 like horror stories in the stephen king genre of horror or something a little more scary it has a 6155 04:36:12,480 --> 04:36:15,460 lot of different things on there because it's hundreds of different writers that have contributed 6156 04:36:15,460 --> 04:36:24,040 great picture of stephen king there lovely lovely html work it's like a fucking squirrel or something i 6157 04:36:24,040 --> 04:36:29,740 never watched the green mile but uh that must be some sort of reoccurring character in the movie 6158 04:36:29,740 --> 04:36:36,340 either a squirrel or a mouse or something looks like it's got headphones on and there you have stephen king 6159 04:36:36,340 --> 04:36:41,840 there a great picture of the kingster 6160 04:36:41,840 --> 04:36:48,640 steel king the kingster 6161 04:36:48,640 --> 04:37:01,100 charles dickens was one something a deadline dickens serialization popular so popular in fact tragedy in baltimore 6162 04:37:01,100 --> 04:37:07,140 and what else is there like movie type stuff on there as well a lot of sound files a lot of screams 6163 04:37:07,140 --> 04:37:13,480 screams some mini movie famous screams throughout the scream dot wav 6164 04:37:13,480 --> 04:37:20,120 scream dot fucking windows media audio maybe maybe not maybe that only came after 6165 04:37:20,120 --> 04:37:25,220 windows 98 but i'd say it was windows 95 i don't know 6166 04:37:25,220 --> 04:37:37,440 movie screams yeah okay great and anything relating to you know graphical images of horror 6167 04:37:37,440 --> 04:37:41,120 there's a lot of graphic images movie stills frankincense 6168 04:37:41,120 --> 04:37:46,720 movies movies stills posters things like that excellent 6169 04:37:46,720 --> 04:37:54,820 dracula now um there's also a whole portion of the web that i know is sort of devoted more towards 6170 04:37:54,820 --> 04:37:59,060 things such as forensic medicine and i've seen sites like that on your web and also 6171 04:37:59,060 --> 04:38:03,060 actual virtual cemeteries do you have links uh to those things as well 6172 04:38:03,060 --> 04:38:07,200 i do and there's a lot of pages that have like really gruesome depictions of accident victims 6173 04:38:07,200 --> 04:38:12,600 really now where did you find those people sent them to me i didn't go out looking for those i swear 6174 04:38:12,600 --> 04:38:17,680 right now how many how do you maintain that many links uh at one time and keep them up and going 6175 04:38:17,680 --> 04:38:22,600 spend about 40 hours a week on it 40 hours a week and do you receive a lot of fan mail for this 6176 04:38:22,600 --> 04:38:27,220 this monument you built on the internet i don't know if you can call it fan mail or just scary mail 6177 04:38:27,220 --> 04:38:32,040 like i'll get vampires mailing me wanting to either drink my blood or give me their blood to drink or 6178 04:38:32,040 --> 04:38:37,400 something it's kind of frightening so these are people who actually think this guy is really going 6179 04:38:37,400 --> 04:38:40,940 hard at it there in the background he's even wearing shorts 6180 04:38:40,940 --> 04:38:50,760 it's a heavy session at cybersmith and he's ready to rock he's locked he's loaded he's locked in he's 6181 04:38:50,760 --> 04:38:57,500 dialed in they're vampires and drink or something touch typing to beat to beat the band look frightening 6182 04:38:57,500 --> 04:39:04,320 so these are people who actually think they're vampires and want to talk to you yeah and have 6183 04:39:04,320 --> 04:39:12,920 they yeah great reaction there they're vampires and want to talk to you yeah and have they voted you 6184 04:39:12,920 --> 04:39:19,940 the high priestess or i don't know i don't i don't yeah and have they voted you the high priestess or i 6185 04:39:19,940 --> 04:39:27,580 talk to you yeah and how they both pace work thank you very much the high priestess or i don't know i 6186 04:39:27,580 --> 04:39:32,040 don't i don't reply to them you don't what do you do just to kind of ignore that it kind of gets 6187 04:39:32,040 --> 04:39:37,640 deleted and i move on how many how many hey just get deleted and you move on was he asking someone 6188 04:39:37,640 --> 04:39:43,520 she said that someone was asking to drink blood what do you do with that it just gets deleted i 6189 04:39:43,520 --> 04:39:48,880 move on what do you do just to kind of ignore that it kind of gets deleted and i move on how many how 6190 04:39:48,880 --> 04:39:54,280 many emails would you consider you get a week during halloween i'm getting 400 pieces a day wow so you're 6191 04:39:54,280 --> 04:40:02,200 a real fan of people out there and you say it's halloween what are what you're a real fan of people 6192 04:40:02,200 --> 04:40:11,600 out there did he mean to say you have fans out there some of the things so you're a real fan of 6193 04:40:11,600 --> 04:40:19,500 people out there and you say it's halloween what how many how many emails what a bizarre exchange this 6194 04:40:19,500 --> 04:40:24,640 was what do you do just to kind of ignore let's let's go back and tackle this one from the root 6195 04:40:24,640 --> 04:40:28,800 it kind of gets deleted and i move on how many how many emails would you consider you get a week 6196 04:40:28,800 --> 04:40:35,960 during halloween i'm getting 400 pieces a day thank you very much there k84 there and facebook have you 6197 04:40:35,960 --> 04:40:44,860 ever seen bits i did yes i used to watch that uh the emily and boof and another one 6198 04:40:44,860 --> 04:40:52,380 alex thank you very much for the tip uh steph thank you very much for the tip there as well 6199 04:40:52,380 --> 04:40:58,940 very kind of you steph wow so you're a real fan of people out there and you say it's halloween what are 6200 04:40:58,940 --> 04:41:03,280 some of the things you guys are doing on the on the web there for halloween well i did a special web page 6201 04:41:03,280 --> 04:41:08,360 this month called yahboo it's kind of a parody of the the very popular yahoo page the great parody 6202 04:41:08,360 --> 04:41:14,360 orange and uh i'm also writing a story with casey from the cabinet and a couple of the vampire webmasters 6203 04:41:14,360 --> 04:41:18,520 a horror an ongoing horror story or it won't be ongoing because we don't have time to do it it'll 6204 04:41:18,520 --> 04:41:23,720 just be a halloween story so what else is on the yahoo site that's in there for halloween there's some 6205 04:41:23,720 --> 04:41:28,760 pages on the origins of halloween how it got started why we do the things we do now these are pages created 6206 04:41:28,760 --> 04:41:35,720 by other folks not something you did yourself nope i don't have the time i'm not creative so what are some of 6207 04:41:35,720 --> 04:41:39,720 the things that they're showing about the origins of the of the holiday well they'll talk about the 6208 04:41:39,720 --> 04:41:45,000 spirits that were believed to walk the earth when veil between the worlds was at its thinnest and 6209 04:41:45,000 --> 04:41:49,720 they'll talk about the old pagan traditions which is where halloween really sort of seemed to have evolved 6210 04:41:50,280 --> 04:41:54,520 that's great and then what are the other types of halloween sites you're finding out there there's a lot 6211 04:41:54,520 --> 04:41:58,120 where people are showing you some really creative ideas that they've used throughout the years with 6212 04:41:58,120 --> 04:42:05,640 costumes and decorations party treats and so fucking go meds and wednesday there is 6213 04:42:05,640 --> 04:42:14,680 this or go meds and morticia after you with costumes and fucking fan art decorations party treats 6214 04:42:15,960 --> 04:42:25,720 and so more like party treats costumes and decorations party treats and so more like what you and your 6215 04:42:25,720 --> 04:42:30,600 family and kids can do for halloween maybe the latest costume and things like that yeah those are the safest 6216 04:42:30,600 --> 04:42:35,320 pages like i cringe when i think about kids coming to visit my pages and that's so i'm glad to see those that are kind of wholesome 6217 04:42:35,560 --> 04:42:41,080 now that brings up actually a good point now this is obviously a gateway to some pretty far out sites 6218 04:42:41,080 --> 04:42:48,680 on the internet are you worried about it's a fucking gateway drug of websites you know kids it starts 6219 04:42:48,680 --> 04:42:55,800 with this and you got some really hard rotten.com era stuff younger folks may be coming on and seeing 6220 04:42:55,800 --> 04:43:00,760 something that may be too scary for them it does worry me but i'm not going to censor my site because of it 6221 04:43:00,760 --> 04:43:05,320 i'm hoping that their parents will be supervising them while they're using it right now have you received 6222 04:43:05,320 --> 04:43:13,880 any complaints or or people saying this is a site that's uh sort of uh the gory well i know that we're 6223 04:43:13,880 --> 04:43:18,200 blocked in surfwatch and other programs like that which is unfortunate because in my really wholesome 6224 04:43:18,200 --> 04:43:24,280 pages like pages on my same site about art really wholesome pages other people can't get to them okay so 6225 04:43:24,280 --> 04:43:29,160 there's been some something done on that yeah well that's good that's good now what's next for the dark 6226 04:43:29,160 --> 04:43:34,600 side of the web that's good that's good that's good something done on that yeah well that's good that's good 6227 04:43:35,400 --> 04:43:40,600 pints of shlap thank you very much any tekken streaming don't have tekken to go no but i mean 6228 04:43:42,760 --> 04:43:50,200 maybe in the not too distant future we might see a slice of tekken i'm not sure if it's the new the 6229 04:43:50,200 --> 04:44:00,520 up to the date new tekken or downloading or playing copy of fucking tekken for the playstation or ps2 6230 04:44:00,520 --> 04:44:06,520 now what's next for the dark side of the web do you see this just taking taking three or tekken four 6231 04:44:08,520 --> 04:44:14,120 i'd like to annotate my links describe what you get when you go to the site try out the demo francis i 6232 04:44:14,120 --> 04:44:19,560 will i'll download it and i'll try it out i'm kind of hesitant to do that because the copyright violations 6233 04:44:19,560 --> 04:44:25,080 that are already happening just with my links page and that may make your site also a lot larger yeah 6234 04:44:25,800 --> 04:44:30,440 maybe it should be a book any chance you might want to write a book on this it seems like right now 6235 04:44:30,440 --> 04:44:38,120 you're kind of a form the foremost expert on it if i have time hi i'm alice and in keeping with the 6236 04:44:38,120 --> 04:44:45,560 halloween spirit and the web we've got ross horror page which you can do a search for on altavista the many 6237 04:44:45,560 --> 04:44:55,240 things you can find on ross horror page are links to um horror memorabilia and links to movie sites and a number 6238 04:44:55,240 --> 04:45:02,280 of fiction the best thing about ross horror page is the dark space which you'll need to find the secret 6239 04:45:02,280 --> 04:45:10,680 link to get your way out wow this is um and here we have a a diamond situation right here 6240 04:45:13,400 --> 04:45:21,720 the episode unfortunately lacking in audio quality it seems to be delivering visually for life it's a sim city 6241 04:45:21,720 --> 04:45:27,800 games by lucas arts and what you're trying to do is create a heaven and a hell two levels 6242 04:45:28,760 --> 04:45:35,560 and um if you've ever played sim city it's basically you're building like i said two different cities 6243 04:45:35,560 --> 04:45:41,400 this is hell that i have shown here so this is hell if you scroll up you can see heaven 6244 04:45:44,920 --> 04:45:55,160 ethereal voices when first playing this game i was a little confused about how to make it go so i highly highly suggest the tutorial 6245 04:45:56,120 --> 04:46:04,280 terence graven is after you on the right hand side handheld gaming devices handheld terence graven is 6246 04:46:04,280 --> 04:46:12,040 after you game boy graven boy you're not a killer no i'm not you're not a graven are you handheld gaming 6247 04:46:12,040 --> 04:46:19,800 devices handheld graven devices you're not a killer no i'm not roam about a virtual environment with your avatar 6248 04:46:20,440 --> 04:46:27,400 room about a virtual environment with your graven device you're not a graven no i'm not nintendo game 6249 04:46:27,400 --> 04:46:36,520 boy so the crow's after you says jimmy the crow indeed i highly highly suggest the tutorial terence 6250 04:46:36,520 --> 04:46:45,400 croven nintendo's game boy handheld gaming devices on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through each 6251 04:46:46,840 --> 04:46:54,840 handheld pull down screen device on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through nintendo's 6252 04:46:54,840 --> 04:47:03,320 grave boy game boy or else in it grave boy tell you nintendo's game boy roam about a virtual environment 6253 04:47:03,320 --> 04:47:09,560 with your avatar the basics of the game uh don't mess with the manual if you do these it will tell you 6254 04:47:09,560 --> 04:47:15,960 everything you need to know pro tip there from graven don't mess with the manual this will tell you everything 6255 04:47:15,960 --> 04:47:23,960 you need to know the tutorial on the right hand side on the pull down screen and go through each of 6256 04:47:23,960 --> 04:47:30,040 these tutorials and it will tell you the basics of the game uh don't mess with the manual if you do these 6257 04:47:30,040 --> 04:47:36,280 it will tell you everything you need to know i also suggest if you get bored with the basics to go right into 6258 04:47:37,000 --> 04:47:42,440 under the file pull down menu they've edited out the interviewer in this bit it's just like 6259 04:47:43,640 --> 04:47:50,760 stew said i just fucking interviewed this lad about the game um and shoot it as if he's being interviewed 6260 04:47:51,560 --> 04:47:56,760 into los seneros you keep on expecting to see stew or jane or andrew but there's nobody there 6261 04:47:57,400 --> 04:48:05,560 and it has um where's graven says neo luddite luddite sorry where's graven's new nightmare is after you 6262 04:48:06,120 --> 04:48:13,800 under the file pull down menu go into low scenario and it has um each um has i guess don't look at the 6263 04:48:13,800 --> 04:48:18,920 manual this will tell you everything you need to know i'm pre-programmed but the pull down menu is gonna 6264 04:48:18,920 --> 04:48:27,800 fucking really bring it home go right into under the file pull down menu go into low scenario and it has 6265 04:48:27,800 --> 04:48:33,320 um each um it has i guess some pre-programmed games in here that have already been done for you or some 6266 04:48:33,320 --> 04:48:44,840 cities that have been constructed so right now i have the dante's divine sitcom dante's divine sitcom 6267 04:48:45,720 --> 04:48:55,560 is after you so right now i have the dante's divine sitcom and i'll show you it's said commas after you 6268 04:48:55,560 --> 04:49:06,920 have the dante's divine sitcom and i'll show you on the global pull down menu computer graves go to bad 6269 04:49:06,920 --> 04:49:13,960 things and you have different disasters that you can make happen my favorite select you have selected bad 6270 04:49:13,960 --> 04:49:20,440 things you're not a killer no i'm not where it is disco and then you have different disasters that you can 6271 04:49:20,440 --> 04:49:34,760 make happen my favorite is disco inferno and i'll show you on the global pull down menu go to bad things and 6272 04:49:34,760 --> 04:49:43,080 you have to go to bad things gragoski thank you very much there sitcom question mark sounds like a great time 6273 04:49:43,080 --> 04:49:46,080 Francis, thank you very much. 6274 04:49:46,080 --> 04:49:51,080 Different disasters that you can make happen. My favorite is Disco Inferno. 6275 04:49:51,080 --> 04:49:54,080 *laughs* 6276 04:49:54,080 --> 04:49:57,080 My favorite is Disco Inferno. 6277 04:50:01,080 --> 04:50:03,080 Trying to do his face there. 6278 04:50:03,080 --> 04:50:06,080 My favorite is Disco Inferno. 6279 04:50:10,080 --> 04:50:14,080 *laughs* 6280 04:50:14,080 --> 04:50:18,080 Bit of a vibe shift there when he hit Disco Inferno. 6281 04:50:18,080 --> 04:50:20,080 *laughs* 6282 04:50:20,080 --> 04:50:24,080 Let's just see that face in... Let's really get to grips with that face though. 6283 04:50:24,080 --> 04:50:30,080 When he does the... He makes that face after Disco Inferno. 6284 04:50:30,080 --> 04:50:34,080 It's a real "How's your father?" 6285 04:50:34,080 --> 04:50:40,080 It's a... It's a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... face situation. 6286 04:50:40,080 --> 04:50:42,080 Tom. 6287 04:50:42,080 --> 04:50:44,080 *laughs* 6288 04:50:44,080 --> 04:50:48,080 Well and truly... Well and truly is a 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 situation. 6289 04:50:48,080 --> 04:50:52,080 We haven't seen that during this episode at all. 6290 04:50:52,080 --> 04:50:53,080 That's all. 6291 04:50:53,080 --> 04:50:55,080 Thanks Tom. 6292 04:50:55,080 --> 04:50:56,080 *sad music* 6293 04:50:56,080 --> 04:50:58,080 *sad music* 6294 04:50:58,080 --> 04:50:59,080 *sad music* 6295 04:50:59,080 --> 04:51:01,080 And you will see... 6296 04:51:01,080 --> 04:51:03,080 *sad music* 6297 04:51:03,080 --> 04:51:04,080 Zoom in. 6298 04:51:04,080 --> 04:51:06,080 *laughs* 6299 04:51:06,080 --> 04:51:07,080 *laughs* 6300 04:51:07,080 --> 04:51:12,080 *sad music* 6301 04:51:12,080 --> 04:51:16,080 *sad music* 6302 04:51:16,080 --> 04:51:18,080 So basically this destroys your city. 6303 04:51:18,080 --> 04:51:19,080 As Disco does. 6304 04:51:19,080 --> 04:51:20,080 *sad music* 6305 04:51:20,080 --> 04:51:21,080 Wow. 6306 04:51:21,080 --> 04:51:25,080 Am I really witnessing this? 6307 04:51:25,080 --> 04:51:26,080 Is this really happening? 6308 04:51:26,080 --> 04:51:27,080 Did this happen? 6309 04:51:27,080 --> 04:51:29,080 Is this the thing that happened? 6310 04:51:29,080 --> 04:51:37,960 like a disco dancing man with an ant's face or something in Dante's Inferno or something. 6311 04:51:39,420 --> 04:51:47,160 It looks like a guess who character's face on a rubbish body doing a shit dance. 6312 04:51:47,920 --> 04:51:51,180 And that's meant to be Dante's Sidcup or Sidcum. 6313 04:51:51,580 --> 04:51:52,960 Not even Inferno. 6314 04:51:53,160 --> 04:51:55,980 It's just a real bizarre game. 6315 04:51:55,980 --> 04:51:58,560 This is a weird moment in time. 6316 04:51:59,000 --> 04:51:59,720 It's been preserved. 6317 04:52:02,880 --> 04:52:06,700 So basically this destroys your city as disco does. 6318 04:52:07,340 --> 04:52:10,900 It will destroy your city as disco does. 6319 04:52:17,260 --> 04:52:17,860 Wow. 6320 04:52:18,360 --> 04:52:21,780 They're really fucking padding this episode out, aren't they? 6321 04:52:24,080 --> 04:52:27,540 Stuart fucking checked out, I think, at this stage. 6322 04:52:27,920 --> 04:52:33,000 But I've seen some Netcafe episode from 97 where they're really trying. 6323 04:52:33,880 --> 04:52:36,960 But this is like they're fucking killing time big time. 6324 04:52:37,300 --> 04:52:38,840 Rebuild your city after this. 6325 04:52:45,640 --> 04:52:51,620 One of the first time I played this game, I spent all my money in hell and left $1 left for heaven. 6326 04:52:51,760 --> 04:52:52,640 So don't let that happen. 6327 04:53:05,360 --> 04:53:06,360 I hear it. 6328 04:53:06,360 --> 04:53:06,360 Get down. 6329 04:53:06,360 --> 04:53:07,240 Get down. 6330 04:53:07,240 --> 04:53:08,240 Get down. 6331 04:53:08,240 --> 04:53:09,240 Get down. 6332 04:53:09,240 --> 04:53:11,260 I love for heaven, so don't let that happen. 6333 04:53:18,620 --> 04:53:21,400 Do you hear him go, get down. 6334 04:53:24,900 --> 04:53:25,900 Get down. 6335 04:53:29,180 --> 04:53:30,320 Listen, you can hear it. 6336 04:53:35,280 --> 04:53:36,240 Get down. 6337 04:53:36,240 --> 04:53:37,240 Get down. 6338 04:53:43,420 --> 04:53:44,860 Nothing's even happening, man. 6339 04:53:44,900 --> 04:53:46,940 He's just selecting fucking drop down menus. 6340 04:53:47,120 --> 04:53:50,820 And then the cameraman who's doing the Dutch angles is just going into the drop down menu. 6341 04:53:50,940 --> 04:53:51,100 He's like. 6342 04:53:54,600 --> 04:53:56,180 Just show you that again. 6343 04:53:56,180 --> 04:53:57,080 This is really. 6344 04:53:57,440 --> 04:54:01,940 This is the worst padding for time I've ever seen in this series. 6345 04:54:01,940 --> 04:54:06,940 Look at this. 6346 04:54:06,940 --> 04:54:07,940 Look at this. 6347 04:54:12,320 --> 04:54:18,560 I think the most confusing thing about the game is the graph, which is located under the scroll bar here. 6348 04:54:21,160 --> 04:54:24,680 He's highlighting the most confusing things about the game. 6349 04:54:24,800 --> 04:54:26,320 He's showing us the bad points now. 6350 04:54:26,980 --> 04:54:30,100 As if we needed to be alerted to what they were. 6351 04:54:30,340 --> 04:54:32,180 As if we hadn't seen them already. 6352 04:54:32,400 --> 04:54:34,920 That the entire concept. 6353 04:54:36,240 --> 04:54:37,600 Was a non-starter. 6354 04:54:37,780 --> 04:54:39,780 You could have even wrote this out in a fucking document. 6355 04:54:40,460 --> 04:54:41,060 I would have said. 6356 04:54:41,220 --> 04:54:42,120 It's not happening. 6357 04:54:42,240 --> 04:54:50,060 Try and make a fucking soccer game or something that's fucked or something like this isn't. 6358 04:54:50,060 --> 04:54:50,940 And there's. 6359 04:54:51,280 --> 04:54:53,820 Which is located under the scroll bar here. 6360 04:54:55,180 --> 04:54:57,180 And there's a lot of strategy to the game. 6361 04:54:57,560 --> 04:54:58,860 And trying to. 6362 04:54:59,620 --> 04:55:02,160 Work with the souls that will be coming to your afterlife. 6363 04:55:03,320 --> 04:55:03,580 What? 6364 04:55:10,240 --> 04:55:11,700 Thank you very much there. 6365 04:55:11,980 --> 04:55:12,660 Warzone win. 6366 04:55:12,800 --> 04:55:13,080 You see. 6367 04:55:13,180 --> 04:55:13,840 You can do it. 6368 04:55:13,900 --> 04:55:14,880 You have the beers in you. 6369 04:55:14,960 --> 04:55:15,900 The edge taking off. 6370 04:55:16,000 --> 04:55:17,100 Just like Maradona. 6371 04:55:21,120 --> 04:55:21,700 Let's just. 6372 04:55:21,860 --> 04:55:23,020 Let's get this episode done. 6373 04:55:23,520 --> 04:55:24,040 I'm not. 6374 04:55:24,040 --> 04:55:24,680 I'm not going to. 6375 04:55:25,020 --> 04:55:25,120 No. 6376 04:55:25,840 --> 04:55:27,720 It never works out when I've had a drink. 6377 04:55:27,800 --> 04:55:28,660 It never works out. 6378 04:55:29,160 --> 04:55:30,440 But thanks for the tip though. 6379 04:55:30,440 --> 04:55:32,420 You can see on these bars at the top here. 6380 04:55:33,180 --> 04:55:34,180 You then come and you. 6381 04:55:34,300 --> 04:55:35,760 If you hold and drag. 6382 04:55:37,460 --> 04:55:39,780 This will make things much faster if you hold and drag. 6383 04:55:40,140 --> 04:55:41,420 You then can build zones. 6384 04:55:42,120 --> 04:55:44,020 Which then the souls then can move into. 6385 04:55:44,880 --> 04:55:45,920 So that's afterlife. 6386 04:55:47,920 --> 04:55:49,420 Well another kind of interesting. 6387 04:55:49,660 --> 04:55:51,960 A little bit weird evening in the internet cafe. 6388 04:55:52,380 --> 04:55:55,520 What was your experience with the dark side of the web? 6389 04:55:55,660 --> 04:55:56,920 Well it definitely was the dark side. 6390 04:55:57,000 --> 04:55:58,800 It was really neat to see Carrie Carolyn's site. 6391 04:55:58,920 --> 04:56:09,760 She had 1900 actually web links from everything from sort of the real virtual cemeteries to more of the occult to the old horror movie type sites to Halloween. 6392 04:56:10,000 --> 04:56:12,520 And Halloween was a huge topic on the web right now. 6393 04:56:12,720 --> 04:56:13,000 And everything. 6394 04:56:13,180 --> 04:56:14,860 You want to do costume research there? 6395 04:56:14,860 --> 04:56:15,200 Exactly. 6396 04:56:15,360 --> 04:56:15,880 Great. 6397 04:56:15,880 --> 04:56:17,700 And witches? 6398 04:56:17,700 --> 04:56:20,260 What do you think? 6399 04:56:20,400 --> 04:56:21,340 Well it was really interesting. 6400 04:56:21,620 --> 04:56:25,160 I kind of blown my whole theory about what a witch is all about now. 6401 04:56:25,220 --> 04:56:26,060 No more pointy hats. 6402 04:56:26,300 --> 04:56:26,600 No brooms. 6403 04:56:26,740 --> 04:56:27,340 No brooms. 6404 04:56:27,440 --> 04:56:32,800 But actually it was really interesting to look at the Celtic sites and know a little bit more about what the Wicca religion is all about. 6405 04:56:33,000 --> 04:56:35,600 And all of the different neo-paganist sites. 6406 04:56:35,820 --> 04:56:39,080 So it was so nice to hear a history of what Halloween really used to be. 6407 04:56:39,220 --> 04:56:39,840 So it was kind of neat. 6408 04:56:39,840 --> 04:56:41,400 Was she a good witch or a bad witch? 6409 04:56:41,480 --> 04:56:42,820 I think she was definitely a good witch. 6410 04:56:42,960 --> 04:56:44,080 Which witch was she? 6411 04:56:44,300 --> 04:56:46,220 Anyhow let me just... 6412 04:56:46,220 --> 04:56:47,800 I wonder what she's drinking in that. 6413 04:56:47,900 --> 04:56:48,920 It's San Francisco. 6414 04:56:49,200 --> 04:56:52,240 So you wouldn't think she'd be having a fucking hot beverage. 6415 04:56:52,540 --> 04:56:54,160 But I mean it's night time. 6416 04:56:54,300 --> 04:56:55,460 There's fuck all in there. 6417 04:56:55,540 --> 04:56:58,920 It's been a real empty atmosphere the entire night. 6418 04:57:00,920 --> 04:57:02,020 A weird episode. 6419 04:57:02,140 --> 04:57:05,520 Probably the weirdest episode I've ever seen Stu be a part of. 6420 04:57:05,680 --> 04:57:07,380 I've seen a lot of Computer Chronicles. 6421 04:57:07,380 --> 04:57:09,640 I've seen a few Netcafes. 6422 04:57:10,540 --> 04:57:12,220 Never seen anything like this. 6423 04:57:12,380 --> 04:57:13,600 This was like autopilot. 6424 04:57:13,720 --> 04:57:14,920 People were pissed. 6425 04:57:15,040 --> 04:57:18,440 People were fucking hungover I think when it came to packaging this. 6426 04:57:18,440 --> 04:57:20,840 I don't know if you saw that thing. 6427 04:57:20,920 --> 04:57:23,740 But I played, spent a couple hours playing that game as a cockroach. 6428 04:57:24,960 --> 04:57:29,580 Lovely, lovely out of context line there from Stu. 6429 04:57:30,140 --> 04:57:32,820 And he spikes the camera as well when it's happening. 6430 04:57:33,380 --> 04:57:33,820 Strange. 6431 04:57:33,920 --> 04:57:34,920 I don't know if you saw that mojo. 6432 04:57:34,920 --> 04:57:35,920 I don't know if you saw that thing. 6433 04:57:35,920 --> 04:57:38,280 But I played, spent a couple hours playing that game as a cockroach. 6434 04:57:38,640 --> 04:57:39,960 And it was really very strange. 6435 04:57:39,960 --> 04:57:43,260 After a couple of hours you start to think like an insect. 6436 04:57:43,260 --> 04:57:44,600 I mean the world changes. 6437 04:57:44,600 --> 04:57:45,960 You can only see this far ahead of you. 6438 04:57:45,960 --> 04:57:48,140 You bump into things and everything is dangerous. 6439 04:57:48,300 --> 04:57:50,060 People are walking around going to step on you. 6440 04:57:50,500 --> 04:57:52,140 They said it's not Sim Roach. 6441 04:57:52,340 --> 04:57:55,800 But it's a very interesting experience that is so realistic. 6442 04:57:55,940 --> 04:57:57,580 You just go through the world as a roach. 6443 04:57:58,220 --> 04:58:09,720 You really got inside that roach game. 6444 04:58:09,720 --> 04:58:12,120 They said it's not Sim Roach. 6445 04:58:12,260 --> 04:58:15,780 But it's a very interesting experience that is so realistic. 6446 04:58:15,940 --> 04:58:17,580 You just go through the world as a roach. 6447 04:58:18,080 --> 04:58:19,220 Starting to worry about him. 6448 04:58:19,220 --> 04:58:19,760 What do you think? 6449 04:58:19,820 --> 04:58:20,560 Looking a little scaly. 6450 04:58:20,660 --> 04:58:21,580 I'm going to have bad dreams. 6451 04:58:21,720 --> 04:58:22,220 I'll tell you that. 6452 04:58:22,420 --> 04:58:22,980 So we're waiting. 6453 04:58:23,980 --> 04:58:24,540 All right. 6454 04:58:24,540 --> 04:58:25,120 Thanks for joining. 6455 04:58:25,500 --> 04:58:26,960 Going to have bad dreams. 6456 04:58:27,040 --> 04:58:27,960 I'll tell you that. 6457 04:58:27,960 --> 04:58:30,960 I guess we'll see you next week again at the Internet Cafe. 6458 04:58:31,640 --> 04:58:34,840 The Internet Cafe is made possible by Intel. 6459 04:58:35,460 --> 04:58:37,700 One innovative idea always leads to another. 6460 04:58:38,220 --> 04:58:42,920 Now there are connected CD-ROMs that link rich multimedia with related information on the Internet. 6461 04:58:43,560 --> 04:58:44,760 The connected CD-ROMs. 6462 04:58:44,920 --> 04:58:46,480 It's the Intel Pentium processor. 6463 04:58:51,000 --> 04:58:52,620 Lovely sponsorship deals. 6464 04:58:52,620 --> 04:58:58,120 And it ends with the fucking roach footage, which we've seen so much of. 6465 04:58:58,240 --> 04:59:03,420 They're giving us even more bonus roach content at the end of the episode. 6466 04:59:03,420 --> 04:59:10,860 I wonder, is it all roach? 6467 04:59:10,920 --> 04:59:14,860 Are they going to reference some of the earlier guests and interviewees? 6468 04:59:14,900 --> 04:59:16,520 Or is it just going to be pure roach? 6469 04:59:17,040 --> 04:59:21,080 For my money now, the roach guy's got a lot of fucking airtime. 6470 04:59:22,980 --> 04:59:26,380 So I, and it was, let's, let's be honest. 6471 04:59:26,400 --> 04:59:27,720 I've never heard of that game. 6472 04:59:29,040 --> 04:59:32,940 It was a real pay-to-play scenario for those boys, I'd say. 6473 04:59:34,240 --> 04:59:37,080 I'd say money was fucking exchanged. 6474 04:59:38,220 --> 04:59:38,620 Free. 6475 04:59:39,040 --> 04:59:40,420 Maybe a month beforehand. 6476 04:59:40,420 --> 04:59:43,960 They were invited to San Francisco then to show the game. 6477 04:59:46,320 --> 04:59:50,020 10 minutes of airtime on fucking cable TV. 6478 04:59:50,340 --> 04:59:50,740 Like it's. 6479 04:59:52,340 --> 04:59:57,320 It's got promo written all over it, but they don't say that in Net Cafe. 6480 04:59:57,660 --> 04:59:59,040 It's just something they're looking at. 6481 04:59:59,120 --> 05:00:03,780 But I mean, there's no way they would have just honed in on this roach based game. 6482 05:00:04,580 --> 05:00:08,260 And said, we're going to do fucking five to seven minutes on that. 6483 05:00:11,460 --> 05:00:15,660 And then we're going to show more roach footage at the end of the fucking show. 6484 05:00:15,820 --> 05:00:17,900 Phil, as a parody there, videographer. 6485 05:00:18,480 --> 05:00:20,940 You'll recognize his name from Computer Chronicles. 6486 05:00:27,280 --> 05:00:29,500 Sean says it's on Steam for $6. 6487 05:00:31,200 --> 05:00:33,020 Might be worth a fucking look at. 6488 05:00:33,020 --> 05:00:35,540 I mean, not now, but the next one. 6489 05:00:35,640 --> 05:00:38,100 Tom Van Horn was doing the sound on this. 6490 05:00:38,100 --> 05:00:43,460 Buzz Higgs after you. 6491 05:00:43,800 --> 05:00:44,820 Computer technician. 6492 05:00:55,940 --> 05:00:56,660 How much? 6493 05:00:56,740 --> 05:00:57,200 Look at this. 6494 05:00:57,240 --> 05:00:58,460 It's pure roach. 6495 05:00:58,640 --> 05:01:02,740 The episode should have just been called the cockroach game or the bad mojo. 6496 05:01:05,620 --> 05:01:06,960 Got an update here. 6497 05:01:07,080 --> 05:01:15,100 The game, if you don't want to pay $6 on Steam, then Omar says it's on GOG for €1.40. 6498 05:01:21,540 --> 05:01:22,200 Fuck me. 6499 05:01:22,240 --> 05:01:23,200 I was pure roach. 6500 05:01:24,400 --> 05:01:26,660 And you got this flying mouse. 6501 05:01:26,780 --> 05:01:28,100 We've looked at this before. 6502 05:01:28,200 --> 05:01:29,580 It was a great graphic. 6503 05:01:30,780 --> 05:01:31,220 This. 6504 05:01:34,080 --> 05:01:35,860 The mouse flying at you. 6505 05:01:36,400 --> 05:01:38,740 Gonna fucking land on your face, man. 6506 05:01:38,960 --> 05:01:40,280 There's that ball there as well. 6507 05:01:46,480 --> 05:01:46,920 Boom. 6508 05:01:51,400 --> 05:01:51,800 Wow. 6509 05:01:51,860 --> 05:01:54,460 That was like being trapped in a fucking bad nightmare. 6510 05:01:54,980 --> 05:01:56,400 That entire episode was like... 6511 05:01:58,400 --> 05:01:59,140 This now. 6512 05:01:59,140 --> 05:01:59,200 This now. 6513 05:02:01,120 --> 05:02:01,440 Oh. 6514 05:02:02,120 --> 05:02:03,260 Just a bit of madness there. 6515 05:02:03,300 --> 05:02:03,940 I don't know what that was. 6516 05:02:05,040 --> 05:02:07,320 That was the dark side of the web. 6517 05:02:07,540 --> 05:02:10,160 I've kind of got a little bit of a taste for the Net Cafe. 6518 05:02:10,400 --> 05:02:15,100 I'd love to see something with a little bit more resolution. 6519 05:02:15,460 --> 05:02:19,320 A little bit higher bit rate on the audio as well. 6520 05:02:19,660 --> 05:02:22,340 I'm wondering whether or not to stick with Net Cafe. 6521 05:02:23,120 --> 05:02:26,900 Or to go back to the roots of Computer Chronicles. 6522 05:02:27,560 --> 05:02:30,080 To really scratch that itch. 6523 05:02:30,400 --> 05:02:34,180 I'm afraid Warzone is a non-starter at this stage. 6524 05:02:34,540 --> 05:02:36,200 Even though your man, Warzone win. 6525 05:02:36,280 --> 05:02:37,040 Thanks for the tip. 6526 05:02:37,700 --> 05:02:39,480 Is saying, yeah, you can do it. 6527 05:02:39,560 --> 05:02:40,600 Beer is going to help. 6528 05:02:40,740 --> 05:02:41,020 Blah, blah, blah. 6529 05:02:41,260 --> 05:02:42,300 That's great and everything. 6530 05:02:42,380 --> 05:02:43,940 But I mean, it just doesn't work for me. 6531 05:02:44,840 --> 05:02:45,500 In that way. 6532 05:02:45,600 --> 05:02:46,580 Not like this does. 6533 05:02:48,580 --> 05:02:50,380 Group Therapy Net Style. 6534 05:03:00,460 --> 05:03:02,180 These are some long. 6535 05:03:04,320 --> 05:03:06,320 Long fucking interviews. 6536 05:03:08,400 --> 05:03:09,740 And it's not worth it. 6537 05:03:14,040 --> 05:03:15,100 It's not worth it. 6538 05:03:15,820 --> 05:03:17,920 Thank you very much, Tupo, for the tip there. 6539 05:03:18,500 --> 05:03:21,340 Weird Stew sitting in his roach costume at home. 6540 05:03:21,500 --> 05:03:23,340 Absolutely glued to the screen. 6541 05:03:23,940 --> 05:03:25,880 Playing Roach Simulator 7. 6542 05:03:26,280 --> 05:03:27,000 Although this lady. 6543 05:03:27,160 --> 05:03:27,740 Thanks for the tip. 6544 05:03:27,820 --> 05:03:29,020 This lady's hair here. 6545 05:03:30,880 --> 05:03:34,080 It's a real solid fucking Brian May. 6546 05:03:36,460 --> 05:03:36,860 Scenario. 6547 05:03:37,500 --> 05:03:39,960 But I don't think that's going to be worth the wait. 6548 05:03:41,460 --> 05:03:43,520 Definitely not worth its weight in gold. 6549 05:03:46,100 --> 05:03:46,600 Fun websites. 6550 05:03:46,600 --> 05:03:47,300 Fun websites. 6551 05:03:47,940 --> 05:03:50,060 Or gambling and gaming on the web. 6552 05:03:50,140 --> 05:03:52,120 That might yield something. 6553 05:03:53,880 --> 05:03:55,300 This looks good already. 6554 05:03:55,480 --> 05:03:55,960 This guy. 6555 05:03:56,060 --> 05:03:57,760 I'm not even going to go any further than this. 6556 05:03:57,880 --> 05:04:02,500 Fun websites as a title for an episode. 6557 05:04:02,620 --> 05:04:03,300 That's pretty good. 6558 05:04:03,360 --> 05:04:04,860 Like fun websites. 6559 05:04:13,820 --> 05:04:14,220 Wow. 6560 05:04:14,220 --> 05:04:15,580 Look at that for a thumbnail. 6561 05:04:16,980 --> 05:04:18,280 That's a fun nail. 6562 05:04:18,660 --> 05:04:19,200 This fella. 6563 05:04:20,760 --> 05:04:22,060 You know it's going to be good. 6564 05:04:22,160 --> 05:04:25,860 Let's hope for some great audio quality on this. 6565 05:04:26,600 --> 05:04:28,140 Thank you very much there, Sean. 6566 05:04:28,740 --> 05:04:30,100 Tiernan for the tip. 6567 05:04:30,900 --> 05:04:31,680 Very kind of you. 6568 05:04:31,780 --> 05:04:35,980 And Jim Shamrock for your kind, heart and generous tip as well. 6569 05:04:37,220 --> 05:04:38,560 Let's hope this delivers. 6570 05:04:38,700 --> 05:04:39,900 I'm feeling good about it. 6571 05:04:39,940 --> 05:04:40,980 I mean it's a 2000. 6572 05:04:41,160 --> 05:04:42,020 It's a millennium. 6573 05:04:43,900 --> 05:04:45,180 9th of January. 6574 05:04:45,620 --> 05:04:45,840 Oh no. 6575 05:04:45,900 --> 05:04:46,900 The 1st of the 9th. 6576 05:04:46,940 --> 05:04:48,660 1st of September 2000. 6577 05:04:51,520 --> 05:04:53,640 Only a year and 10 days. 6578 05:04:55,200 --> 05:04:56,680 Before the bad date. 6579 05:05:00,360 --> 05:05:01,200 Netcafe. 6580 05:05:01,920 --> 05:05:02,720 463. 6581 05:05:02,980 --> 05:05:03,980 Just for fun. 6582 05:05:04,280 --> 05:05:05,220 And it's a loud one. 6583 05:05:05,420 --> 05:05:06,340 Turn down the volume. 6584 05:05:07,000 --> 05:05:08,120 Turn down the volume. 6585 05:05:08,120 --> 05:05:08,160 Turn down the volume. 6586 05:05:08,160 --> 05:05:38,140 Turn down the volume. 6587 05:05:38,140 --> 05:05:42,300 A Street Fighter stage background music sort of scenario. 6588 05:05:45,180 --> 05:05:46,260 Dave Kidd. 6589 05:05:50,560 --> 05:05:51,740 I'm a kid. 6590 05:05:52,500 --> 05:05:53,520 I'm a kid. 6591 05:05:54,940 --> 05:05:55,860 He's a bird. 6592 05:05:56,240 --> 05:05:57,160 He's a bird. 6593 05:05:58,620 --> 05:05:59,180 Fireball. 6594 05:05:59,340 --> 05:06:00,480 This week at the Netcafe. 6595 05:06:00,680 --> 05:06:02,480 Websites that are just for fun. 6596 05:06:02,820 --> 05:06:04,200 This is Pogo.com. 6597 05:06:04,280 --> 05:06:06,980 No, it has nothing to do with the Walt Kelly comic strip. 6598 05:06:07,120 --> 05:06:08,540 It's all about online games. 6599 05:06:09,140 --> 05:06:10,360 How are you, Ken? 6600 05:06:10,560 --> 05:06:11,740 How are you, Ken? 6601 05:06:11,900 --> 05:06:14,660 That was what was being asked or being said. 6602 05:06:16,140 --> 05:06:17,700 According to Brian C. 6603 05:06:18,160 --> 05:06:19,700 Meet Tanya Antonucci. 6604 05:06:20,100 --> 05:06:21,280 She's a senior producer. 6605 05:06:22,400 --> 05:06:23,460 Antonucci's after you. 6606 05:06:23,540 --> 05:06:24,360 For Yahoo Sports. 6607 05:06:24,540 --> 05:06:26,520 The biggest host of fantasy leagues. 6608 05:06:26,520 --> 05:06:27,680 Love cats? 6609 05:06:27,980 --> 05:06:28,560 Hate cats? 6610 05:06:28,640 --> 05:06:29,540 Want to watch cats? 6611 05:06:29,820 --> 05:06:31,440 Check out catcam.com. 6612 05:06:31,580 --> 05:06:32,820 For a look at day of... 6613 05:06:32,820 --> 05:06:34,800 Catcam.com! 6614 05:06:35,180 --> 05:06:36,460 Athena and Loki. 6615 05:06:37,080 --> 05:06:37,520 Hello. 6616 05:06:38,040 --> 05:06:38,640 Loki. 6617 05:06:39,100 --> 05:06:39,640 Athena. 6618 05:06:40,160 --> 05:06:41,220 This is great. 6619 05:06:41,380 --> 05:06:43,000 Already I'm feeling the vibe here. 6620 05:06:43,000 --> 05:06:44,240 ...of fantasy leagues. 6621 05:06:44,780 --> 05:06:45,600 Love cats? 6622 05:06:45,600 --> 05:06:45,740 Come on, Stu! 6623 05:06:46,200 --> 05:06:47,080 Hate cats? 6624 05:06:47,160 --> 05:06:48,060 Want to watch cats? 6625 05:06:48,260 --> 05:06:49,960 Check out catcam.com. 6626 05:06:50,120 --> 05:06:52,520 For a look at Beowulf, Athena and Loki. 6627 05:06:53,240 --> 05:06:56,100 Brad Hill is the author of the Internet Directory for Dummies. 6628 05:06:56,340 --> 05:06:58,780 He'll tell us about his favorite fun sites on the web. 6629 05:06:59,460 --> 05:07:01,020 Sweet and adorable. 6630 05:07:01,480 --> 05:07:02,640 Lovely cat. 6631 05:07:03,520 --> 05:07:05,140 Your man from Skyrim. 6632 05:07:05,240 --> 05:07:08,620 Thanks very much there for a beautiful wet bogged fiver. 6633 05:07:08,920 --> 05:07:10,600 This is bitmagic.com. 6634 05:07:10,740 --> 05:07:13,220 It offers cartoons, games and other fun things. 6635 05:07:13,480 --> 05:07:15,460 And a really cool downloadable player. 6636 05:07:15,940 --> 05:07:17,200 The web just for fun. 6637 05:07:17,460 --> 05:07:18,800 This week at the Net Cafe. 6638 05:07:20,080 --> 05:07:22,820 Net Cafe is made possible by Rondimond.com. 6639 05:07:22,820 --> 05:07:23,740 What do you think of this, Tom? 6640 05:07:23,920 --> 05:07:25,820 The oldies site on the Internet. 6641 05:07:26,340 --> 05:07:28,520 Not my cup of tea, but it's... 6642 05:07:28,520 --> 05:07:32,820 ...seems to be doing the business for the stream at the moment better than the war zone. 6643 05:07:33,100 --> 05:07:35,820 ...comes from the law offices of Ivan Hoffman. 6644 05:07:36,320 --> 05:07:42,620 Lawyering with integrity for Internet law, copyright, trademark and other intellectual property law. 6645 05:07:43,240 --> 05:07:46,140 And by TechWeb for up to the minute technology news. 6646 05:07:46,460 --> 05:07:46,940 TechWeb. 6647 05:07:48,700 --> 05:07:50,620 Hi and welcome to the Net Cafe. 6648 05:07:50,900 --> 05:07:52,360 This week we're looking at websites... 6649 05:07:52,360 --> 05:07:52,900 Where is he? 6650 05:07:52,980 --> 05:07:53,780 ...just for fun. 6651 05:07:54,100 --> 05:07:54,560 Where is he? 6652 05:07:54,560 --> 05:07:57,840 No work, no serious stuff, just amusing sites. 6653 05:07:58,260 --> 05:08:01,620 And one good example is a new website called Pogo.com. 6654 05:08:01,820 --> 05:08:03,980 They really phoned this episode in. 6655 05:08:05,660 --> 05:08:10,560 Because it's just like a random collection of fun websites for this episode. 6656 05:08:10,700 --> 05:08:11,340 This has nothing... 6657 05:08:11,340 --> 05:08:13,120 It was a cheap one to make. 6658 05:08:15,420 --> 05:08:17,820 They didn't have to hire any crew. 6659 05:08:18,540 --> 05:08:21,120 No, withers, no, Andrew DeVries. 6660 05:08:21,120 --> 05:08:24,880 ...to do with a comic strip character, but probably more to do with a Pogo stick. 6661 05:08:25,260 --> 05:08:27,360 It's a site devoted to family games. 6662 05:08:27,780 --> 05:08:29,220 Jane is over at the Net Cafe. 6663 05:08:30,220 --> 05:08:31,420 Family games. 6664 05:08:31,560 --> 05:08:32,820 Handheld gaming devices. 6665 05:08:33,000 --> 05:08:33,900 With the details. 6666 05:08:35,180 --> 05:08:36,980 Garth, we're talking about Pogo.com. 6667 05:08:37,400 --> 05:08:37,760 Now... 6668 05:08:37,760 --> 05:08:38,880 Weather's after you. 6669 05:08:39,520 --> 05:08:42,620 Pogo.com used to be Ten, the Total Entertainment Network. 6670 05:08:43,020 --> 05:08:44,240 Why did you decide to change? 6671 05:08:44,800 --> 05:08:46,920 Well, Ten was a, quote-unquote... 6672 05:08:47,460 --> 05:08:49,880 Gareth Shuteau is after you as well. 6673 05:08:50,340 --> 05:08:50,920 ...Network. 6674 05:08:51,200 --> 05:08:52,440 Why did you decide to change? 6675 05:08:52,980 --> 05:08:57,340 Well, Ten was a, quote-unquote, hardcore game service... 6676 05:08:57,340 --> 05:09:01,460 ...where really avid gamers were willing to come and spend money... 6677 05:09:01,460 --> 05:09:04,860 ...to play retail games on the Internet against other human opponents. 6678 05:09:05,380 --> 05:09:07,820 But there really is a very small market there, we found out. 6679 05:09:07,900 --> 05:09:11,000 We spent a couple of years trying to make that business work... 6680 05:09:11,000 --> 05:09:13,040 ...and it turned out that it's a very narrow market. 6681 05:09:13,180 --> 05:09:15,020 So instead, we tried to broaden it... 6682 05:09:15,020 --> 05:09:18,800 ...and we've really succeeded there in providing a new and different game service... 6683 05:09:18,800 --> 05:09:19,980 ...that has something for everyone. 6684 05:09:19,980 --> 05:09:22,220 So now you've evolved into Pogo.com. 6685 05:09:22,320 --> 05:09:24,040 What kind of games will I find at Pogo.com? 6686 05:09:24,180 --> 05:09:25,540 It's a weather situation. 6687 05:09:25,680 --> 05:09:27,260 ...that I might not have found in Ten. 6688 05:09:27,440 --> 05:09:29,620 Well, it is an entirely different set of games. 6689 05:09:29,720 --> 05:09:32,960 And the games at Pogo.com, as I said, are intended to appeal to everybody. 6690 05:09:33,160 --> 05:09:34,580 So there would be things like... 6691 05:09:34,580 --> 05:09:35,460 Great games. 6692 05:09:35,460 --> 05:09:37,080 ...Bankhammon, chess, checkers. 6693 05:09:37,240 --> 05:09:38,860 So these are like parlor games, basically. 6694 05:09:39,060 --> 05:09:40,540 A lot of them are parlor games today. 6695 05:09:40,660 --> 05:09:47,560 We've added some other things recently, including trivia games, classic arcade games, word games. 6696 05:09:47,560 --> 05:09:51,060 We offer the daily jumble that you see in the newspaper, but we have it online. 6697 05:09:51,660 --> 05:09:55,720 So we're trying to broaden the spate of games. 6698 05:09:55,720 --> 05:09:56,620 Horizon. 6699 05:09:56,620 --> 05:09:58,080 Spate. 6700 05:09:58,080 --> 05:09:58,880 Line. 6701 05:09:58,880 --> 05:10:00,920 How about space horizon? 6702 05:10:00,920 --> 05:10:06,260 So we're trying to broaden the spate of games. 6703 05:10:06,380 --> 05:10:12,540 So now, at Pogo.com, are these games that are designed to have multiple users playing the same game, so that you're competing against people? 6704 05:10:12,960 --> 05:10:15,500 It truly is a witherous situation. 6705 05:10:15,500 --> 05:10:20,040 One-on-one kind of games where you play against the system, or how does that work? 6706 05:10:20,180 --> 05:10:20,640 Good question. 6707 05:10:20,780 --> 05:10:23,220 Some of them are single-player games where you just play... 6708 05:10:23,220 --> 05:10:24,920 It's a great shirt as well. 6709 05:10:25,160 --> 05:10:28,560 That's a short-sleeved, formal shirt. 6710 05:10:28,680 --> 05:10:29,280 ...the computer. 6711 05:10:29,400 --> 05:10:32,080 But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere... 6712 05:10:32,080 --> 05:10:33,140 Where the fuck is it? 6713 05:10:33,180 --> 05:10:34,920 This isn't even Cybersmith. 6714 05:10:35,460 --> 05:10:35,980 It's not. 6715 05:10:36,080 --> 05:10:39,060 And it's not the place where they first filmed Netcafe. 6716 05:10:39,260 --> 05:10:40,660 The original... 6717 05:10:41,420 --> 05:10:43,020 Proto Netcafe. 6718 05:10:43,180 --> 05:10:43,660 And that fucking... 6719 05:10:44,840 --> 05:10:49,540 Weird place where they were interviewing the lads who were the conspiracy theorist guys on the internet. 6720 05:10:50,540 --> 05:10:51,760 Single-player games where you... 6721 05:10:51,760 --> 05:10:52,900 This is a new place. 6722 05:10:52,960 --> 05:10:54,020 This is a different gaffe. 6723 05:10:54,240 --> 05:10:56,460 This is a fucking... 6724 05:10:56,460 --> 05:11:00,440 Has he asked Jane to do something in a different place? 6725 05:11:01,200 --> 05:11:04,300 And then, look, at the beginning, Shafay is just... 6726 05:11:04,300 --> 05:11:05,100 Where's Shafay? 6727 05:11:06,960 --> 05:11:08,900 What a weird episode this is. 6728 05:11:09,460 --> 05:11:10,640 How is this one going to develop? 6729 05:11:12,080 --> 05:11:15,800 But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere from... 6730 05:11:15,800 --> 05:11:16,440 8 to... 6731 05:11:16,440 --> 05:11:18,760 Bell-bottom sleeves is after you. 6732 05:11:19,140 --> 05:11:20,020 ...against the computer. 6733 05:11:20,140 --> 05:11:23,280 But most of them are multiplayer games, and we have anywhere from... 6734 05:11:23,280 --> 05:11:28,800 8 to 12,000 or 13,000 people playing simultaneously at peak times during the day. 6735 05:11:29,340 --> 05:11:30,260 Now take me through the site. 6736 05:11:30,400 --> 05:11:30,600 If I... 6737 05:11:30,600 --> 05:11:32,880 Love his style and the way he's talking. 6738 05:11:33,040 --> 05:11:34,480 It's like... 6739 05:11:34,480 --> 05:11:36,880 I'd love to study that and try and replicate it. 6740 05:11:36,880 --> 05:11:38,800 What are simultaneously at peak times... 6741 05:11:38,800 --> 05:11:44,460 From 8 to 12,000 or 13,000 people playing simultaneously at peak times during the day. 6742 05:11:44,800 --> 05:11:45,900 Now take me through the site. 6743 05:11:45,960 --> 05:11:48,780 If I come to Pogo.com, what are some of the things that I'm going to see at the site? 6744 05:11:48,880 --> 05:11:49,860 Some of the regular features? 6745 05:11:49,860 --> 05:11:54,660 Well, the first thing you'll see is kind of a splash page that has a list of all the games... 6746 05:11:54,660 --> 05:11:56,720 Lovely splash page. 6747 05:11:57,120 --> 05:12:01,600 Well, the first thing you'll see is kind of a splash page that has a list of all the games, 6748 05:12:01,660 --> 05:12:03,420 and they're broken down into various categories. 6749 05:12:03,880 --> 05:12:06,000 Classic arcade games, word games, puzzle games... 6750 05:12:06,000 --> 05:12:11,080 He's really good. He's got the presentational fucking chat down to a T. 6751 05:12:11,080 --> 05:12:13,160 ... games, trivia game categories. 6752 05:12:13,260 --> 05:12:20,120 Classic arcade games, classic arcade games, word games, puzzle games, trivia games, board games... 6753 05:12:20,120 --> 05:12:24,920 Look, look at these classic arcade games, never heard of them. Overflow. 6754 05:12:24,920 --> 05:12:28,680 Maybe I'm showing myself up here to be someone who doesn't really know about games. 6755 05:12:28,680 --> 05:12:34,260 But Overflow, Tank Hunter, Tube Runner, or Void. 6756 05:12:34,520 --> 05:12:36,460 But I mean, I suppose 1996. 6757 05:12:37,400 --> 05:12:38,700 Oh, thank you very much there for the tip. 6758 05:12:38,880 --> 05:12:40,680 Geordie Racer, thank you very much. 6759 05:12:41,740 --> 05:12:43,060 And your man from Skyrim. 6760 05:12:43,200 --> 05:12:44,000 Very, very kind of you. 6761 05:12:44,900 --> 05:12:45,640 Never heard of them. 6762 05:12:45,720 --> 05:12:46,860 Are they real big games? 6763 05:12:47,000 --> 05:12:49,980 Are they proper fucking legendary games? 6764 05:12:51,600 --> 05:12:52,680 ...games and so forth. 6765 05:12:52,880 --> 05:12:54,840 There are also a couple of features along the left hand. 6766 05:12:54,840 --> 05:12:58,960 Match.com were even advertising. 6767 05:12:59,340 --> 05:13:00,980 Back then, free trial. 6768 05:13:02,360 --> 05:13:03,300 Latest buzz. 6769 05:13:04,680 --> 05:13:08,720 Pogo.com has job openings in almost every area. 6770 05:13:09,380 --> 05:13:11,380 Come join our team, yeah. 6771 05:13:11,380 --> 05:13:13,380 Which updates you on the various... 6772 05:13:13,380 --> 05:13:18,340 Idle Bones, nearly $1,000 in jackpot bingo. 6773 05:13:19,340 --> 05:13:20,740 What are you waiting for? 6774 05:13:21,340 --> 05:13:22,080 Play now. 6775 05:13:22,800 --> 05:13:25,380 Upcoming events and competitions. 6776 05:13:26,200 --> 05:13:28,180 Live classic games. 6777 05:13:29,760 --> 05:13:32,780 Registration if you want to fucking go for some live classic games. 6778 05:13:32,780 --> 05:13:33,160 Open. 6779 05:13:33,900 --> 05:13:34,740 It's still available. 6780 05:13:35,300 --> 05:13:36,760 $12,000 in prizes. 6781 05:13:38,180 --> 05:13:39,000 That we're holding. 6782 05:13:39,800 --> 05:13:41,040 So you have some competitions that... 6783 05:13:41,040 --> 05:13:42,760 Bit of fucking backgammon online. 6784 05:13:42,840 --> 05:13:43,380 You have ongoing? 6785 05:13:43,760 --> 05:13:44,420 We do. 6786 05:13:44,560 --> 05:13:45,700 They're not ongoing. 6787 05:13:45,880 --> 05:13:50,000 But what I would say is that we generally have at least one event or... 6788 05:13:50,000 --> 05:13:54,120 Lovely ad banner at the top here for the fucking backgammonites. 6789 05:13:55,860 --> 05:14:02,260 And Hilton wanted a slice of that pie when they heard that cons were fucking playing backgammon online. 6790 05:14:02,260 --> 05:14:04,260 They were like... 6791 05:14:04,260 --> 05:14:07,080 Yeah, we'll fucking have a slice of that action. 6792 05:14:08,740 --> 05:14:11,020 Also another company called Ramada. 6793 05:14:11,220 --> 05:14:13,120 I don't know who they are or what they do. 6794 05:14:14,520 --> 05:14:16,820 What's that fucking Takiri gin, is it? 6795 05:14:18,920 --> 05:14:20,300 Some other shite as well. 6796 05:14:20,380 --> 05:14:20,800 But anyway. 6797 05:14:21,000 --> 05:14:22,900 Competition going on at any given time. 6798 05:14:23,300 --> 05:14:24,980 So for instance, it might be a bridge tournament. 6799 05:14:25,480 --> 05:14:26,600 It's more hotels. 6800 05:14:26,720 --> 05:14:27,960 So it's just all hotels. 6801 05:14:28,200 --> 05:14:29,600 So Hilton, Ramada. 6802 05:14:30,880 --> 05:14:31,940 And some other stuff. 6803 05:14:32,020 --> 05:14:33,500 And next week it'll be a backgammon competition. 6804 05:14:34,380 --> 05:14:37,060 Okay, so now I'm sort of thinking about... 6805 05:14:37,060 --> 05:14:38,260 I don't know. 6806 05:14:38,260 --> 05:14:39,800 I was going to say it was those... 6807 05:14:39,800 --> 05:14:43,140 They would have had the sites at the time making more money. 6808 05:14:43,220 --> 05:14:46,060 It would have been before bookend.com and all that. 6809 05:14:46,400 --> 05:14:47,880 So hotels... 6810 05:14:47,880 --> 05:14:50,740 Maybe hotels had made a shitload of money. 6811 05:14:51,780 --> 05:14:52,180 Initially. 6812 05:14:53,280 --> 05:14:54,480 On bookends and stuff. 6813 05:14:54,540 --> 05:15:01,000 They could have charged arm over leg for bookend commission fees, you know? 6814 05:15:01,480 --> 05:15:02,260 I don't know. 6815 05:15:02,340 --> 05:15:02,900 I'm just guessing. 6816 05:15:02,900 --> 05:15:04,360 Maybe I'm just guessing. 6817 05:15:04,500 --> 05:15:12,020 Why were they just hotel chains advertising on an online backgammon lobby? 6818 05:15:12,520 --> 05:15:15,900 Working during the day and I might just come and visit your site and play a game of backgammon 6819 05:15:15,900 --> 05:15:18,220 or just kind of take a few minutes. 6820 05:15:18,500 --> 05:15:18,980 Are you fine? 6821 05:15:20,220 --> 05:15:21,320 Backgammon with withers. 6822 05:15:21,580 --> 05:15:22,920 That's what your users are doing. 6823 05:15:22,980 --> 05:15:25,560 They're just coming for a few minutes and then moving on or... 6824 05:15:25,560 --> 05:15:25,980 It's funny. 6825 05:15:26,180 --> 05:15:30,980 Yeah, it is a site where people tend to tell us that they're coming to take a break. 6826 05:15:30,980 --> 05:15:33,240 But those breaks seem to be lasting longer and longer. 6827 05:15:33,380 --> 05:15:38,940 In fact, we are the stickiest site on the web, according to a couple of the research firms that cover that space. 6828 05:15:39,100 --> 05:15:40,360 People stay an average... 6829 05:15:40,360 --> 05:15:42,660 The stickiest site on the web. 6830 05:15:43,080 --> 05:15:44,280 Disgusting stuff there. 6831 05:15:45,280 --> 05:15:46,280 We're the stickiest site on the web. 6832 05:15:46,280 --> 05:15:48,440 But those breaks seem to be lasting longer and longer. 6833 05:15:48,580 --> 05:15:54,140 In fact, we are the stickiest site on the web, according to a couple of the research firms that cover that space. 6834 05:15:54,240 --> 05:15:58,820 People stay an average of about two hours per month per user. 6835 05:15:59,080 --> 05:16:01,580 So it is a very sticky site, as they say. 6836 05:16:01,580 --> 05:16:02,960 So they're hanging out when they get there. 6837 05:16:03,360 --> 05:16:03,560 Right. 6838 05:16:03,640 --> 05:16:12,340 In fact, back to your point about working from the office or playing from the office, we actually offer Solitaire, which is a game that's found on almost every computer. 6839 05:16:13,000 --> 05:16:13,620 Excuse me. 6840 05:16:14,380 --> 05:16:33,480 It's a game that's found on almost every computer. 6841 05:16:33,480 --> 05:16:35,240 Just installed when you get it via Windows. 6842 05:16:35,240 --> 05:16:35,820 Right. 6843 05:16:35,820 --> 05:16:46,220 But our suspicion is we have 1,400, 1,500 people playing Solitaire at any given time during the day. 6844 05:16:46,220 --> 05:16:52,520 And the only thing we can figure is that they're either coming because Solitaire has been removed from their corporate version of Windows. 6845 05:16:52,520 --> 05:16:54,280 So they're coming to our site to get their fix. 6846 05:16:54,480 --> 05:17:00,200 Or they're using it as a way to kind of dip their toe in the water and see what this online games thing is all about. 6847 05:17:00,580 --> 05:17:09,340 Once they've gotten familiar with the idea that it's pretty simple, pretty straightforward, then they go play a multiplayer game and they're not afraid of embarrassing themselves or not knowing how the interface works. 6848 05:17:09,420 --> 05:17:13,340 So it's a good way for them to get started on furthering their addiction, if you will. 6849 05:17:13,460 --> 05:17:13,840 Exactly. 6850 05:17:14,020 --> 05:17:21,280 So now that you've got Pogo.com running and you've got a growing user base, how many users do you think you have today? 6851 05:17:21,280 --> 05:17:23,060 We have about 4 million registered members. 6852 05:17:23,200 --> 05:17:23,760 4 million. 6853 05:17:23,900 --> 05:17:27,040 That's a pretty big site doing lots of different things. 6854 05:17:27,160 --> 05:17:31,120 What are some of the next sort of things that you're planning to announce at Pogo.com? 6855 05:17:31,380 --> 05:17:35,280 Well, what we're going to do now is concentrate on broadening the lineup of games. 6856 05:17:35,380 --> 05:17:39,620 So we'll be adding new categories of games coming up shortly, probably by the end of October. 6857 05:17:39,620 --> 05:17:41,200 We will have a casino area. 6858 05:17:42,060 --> 05:17:42,460 Solitary. 6859 05:17:42,920 --> 05:17:46,580 Thank you very much for your beautiful 10 euro tip there. 6860 05:17:47,460 --> 05:17:52,340 But what I want to say is this is one of the most extraordinary interviews I've ever watched. 6861 05:17:53,840 --> 05:17:59,340 Ever even outside of the fucking Net Cafe and Computer Chronicles sphere. 6862 05:18:00,000 --> 05:18:01,000 It's bizarre. 6863 05:18:02,940 --> 05:18:03,940 It's informative. 6864 05:18:05,260 --> 05:18:06,540 There's a lot going on. 6865 05:18:06,780 --> 05:18:08,780 There's a lot of information and features. 6866 05:18:11,280 --> 05:18:13,760 It's an interesting place and location. 6867 05:18:16,060 --> 05:18:17,460 There's a lot going on there. 6868 05:18:17,460 --> 05:18:22,940 The area will feature things like video poker and blackjack and roulette and eventually slot machines. 6869 05:18:23,200 --> 05:18:23,840 But no free drinks. 6870 05:18:24,100 --> 05:18:27,120 No free drinks and in fact there's no obligation on the part of the user. 6871 05:18:27,240 --> 05:18:33,180 So unlike some of the gambling sites that people might be familiar with where you actually open up an account in some off-seas bank. 6872 05:18:33,360 --> 05:18:33,600 Right. 6873 05:18:33,720 --> 05:18:34,560 Overseas bank. 6874 05:18:35,000 --> 05:18:38,220 Ours is free to the user but you can still win cash and prizes. 6875 05:18:39,820 --> 05:18:40,180 Wow. 6876 05:18:40,180 --> 05:18:47,860 Just go back in. 6877 05:18:52,180 --> 05:18:57,540 One online activity that has become a family game of sorts is fantasy sports leagues. 6878 05:18:57,860 --> 05:18:58,880 You can have a lot of fun. 6879 05:18:59,400 --> 05:19:01,300 Fantasy sports leagues. 6880 05:19:01,300 --> 05:19:08,000 You can have a lot of fun owning your own fantasy team. 6881 05:19:08,400 --> 05:19:09,240 Making trades. 6882 05:19:09,400 --> 05:19:10,200 Watching the stats. 6883 05:19:10,500 --> 05:19:11,320 And trying to win. 6884 05:19:11,860 --> 05:19:14,480 Fantasy football leagues are obviously hot right now. 6885 05:19:14,760 --> 05:19:19,240 And Andrew is talking with the senior producer for one of the most popular fantasy league sites. 6886 05:19:19,600 --> 05:19:20,520 Yahoo Sports. 6887 05:19:21,360 --> 05:19:23,200 Tanya you're from Yahoo Sports. 6888 05:19:23,520 --> 05:19:25,460 And particularly fantasy sports. 6889 05:19:26,220 --> 05:19:29,480 Andrew's fucking hair is really dense in this one. 6890 05:19:29,580 --> 05:19:36,640 It's a real heavily densified forest that's being compressed into a tight shrub. 6891 05:19:38,520 --> 05:19:40,680 People are kind of used to the office cooler. 6892 05:19:40,940 --> 05:19:41,800 Great head of hair. 6893 05:19:41,900 --> 05:19:44,800 They're picking their favorite teams and seeing who wins. 6894 05:19:44,940 --> 05:19:48,300 And I think you guys have taken it a step further with these fantasy games. 6895 05:19:48,740 --> 05:19:51,420 Give me an idea of how fantasy football actually works. 6896 05:19:51,720 --> 05:19:51,980 Sure. 6897 05:19:52,220 --> 05:19:54,600 Fantasy football is really a very simple concept. 6898 05:19:54,860 --> 05:20:00,000 And it's just the notion that a fan of the NFL can act like a real life coach or manager 6899 05:20:00,000 --> 05:20:03,380 and pick his or her favorite players from the league. 6900 05:20:03,860 --> 05:20:04,480 Draft them. 6901 05:20:04,840 --> 05:20:11,980 And then on a weekly basis trade, bench, activate, and work with those players on the roster to compete 6902 05:20:11,980 --> 05:20:16,040 with other players, other fantasy game players in the league. 6903 05:20:16,360 --> 05:20:19,740 Compete in the standings for either bragging rights at the end of the season 6904 05:20:19,740 --> 05:20:22,680 or to compete for prizes that we offer in the various leagues. 6905 05:20:23,000 --> 05:20:27,620 So basically you get to be kind of a wheeler dealer, just like the guys you read in the sports pages all the time, 6906 05:20:27,740 --> 05:20:30,500 trading and seeing how the teams are doing after you do that. 6907 05:20:30,640 --> 05:20:31,060 Yeah, absolutely. 6908 05:20:31,060 --> 05:20:31,300 Okay. 6909 05:20:31,420 --> 05:20:32,540 So you're saying prizes. 6910 05:20:32,780 --> 05:20:34,800 What is the motivation for doing this? 6911 05:20:34,840 --> 05:20:36,780 And what's sort of the time commitment it involves? 6912 05:20:37,100 --> 05:20:37,340 Yeah. 6913 05:20:37,520 --> 05:20:43,320 The motivation is first and foremost just competition and community with the people that you're playing in a league with. 6914 05:20:43,380 --> 05:20:44,300 These are sports fans. 6915 05:20:44,380 --> 05:20:46,160 These are sports fans and they want to have fun. 6916 05:20:46,260 --> 05:20:46,480 Right. 6917 05:20:46,580 --> 05:20:54,820 So we add a lot of community elements from the Yahoo Network into our games that help people interact with each other and compete. 6918 05:20:55,100 --> 05:20:56,860 And they often compete for bragging rights. 6919 05:20:57,240 --> 05:21:03,980 They talk about what they're doing through Yahoo Messenger, the Yahoo message boards that are integrated into the game. 6920 05:21:04,260 --> 05:21:13,380 And for others, they're competing for a more tangible prize, which is, for instance, in Yahoo Fantasy Football, we have a trip to a Hawaiian cruise. 6921 05:21:13,640 --> 05:21:17,120 We have Palm Pilots that we give away and weekly gift certificates. 6922 05:21:17,460 --> 05:21:18,000 Palm Pilots. 6923 05:21:18,000 --> 05:21:20,820 There's definitely an incentive as well to do this. 6924 05:21:20,900 --> 05:21:23,660 Now, these people sound like there's a lot of interaction going on online. 6925 05:21:23,920 --> 05:21:27,480 Do they ever meet offline or is it pretty much stay on the site? 6926 05:21:27,900 --> 05:21:31,560 Well, we're not sure what they might do offline, but we do know they're extremely active online. 6927 05:21:31,560 --> 05:21:34,280 I can't really read what was the text there. 6928 05:21:34,440 --> 05:21:35,280 Win cool prizes. 6929 05:21:35,480 --> 05:21:37,740 Must be at least 18 years old to enter. 6930 05:21:37,900 --> 05:21:40,760 The coaches of the public league teams that win their playoff. 6931 05:21:42,120 --> 05:21:44,620 Would be the grand prize win a full season. 6932 05:21:46,300 --> 05:21:47,900 I can't read any of this. 6933 05:21:48,040 --> 05:21:49,580 This would be the juicy stuff here. 6934 05:21:49,660 --> 05:21:53,900 The chats between the fucking users of the Yahoo chat for the league. 6935 05:21:53,980 --> 05:21:55,060 But there's nothing there. 6936 05:21:56,180 --> 05:21:58,160 Nothing in our resolution anyway. 6937 05:21:58,640 --> 05:21:59,500 Chat tips. 6938 05:21:59,500 --> 05:22:04,920 Certificate. 6939 05:22:04,980 --> 05:22:06,520 A lot of interaction going on online. 6940 05:22:06,780 --> 05:22:10,200 Do they ever meet offline or is it pretty much just stay on the site? 6941 05:22:10,440 --> 05:22:12,600 Do they ever just meet in the real world? 6942 05:22:13,000 --> 05:22:13,980 Stay on site. 6943 05:22:14,500 --> 05:22:15,440 Shoot on site. 6944 05:22:15,580 --> 05:22:16,520 What a fun environment. 6945 05:22:16,660 --> 05:22:18,080 It's really easy to navigate. 6946 05:22:18,640 --> 05:22:21,560 Easy to come in and see how their players are doing. 6947 05:22:21,680 --> 05:22:22,660 We collect and compute all the statistics. 6948 05:22:22,660 --> 05:22:24,880 Thank you very much, Gridrain 741. 6949 05:22:25,420 --> 05:22:26,460 We'll convert the real life statistics to the fantasy world. 6950 05:22:26,460 --> 05:22:27,940 Check out Mondo 2000. 6951 05:22:27,940 --> 05:22:30,960 I will at some stage. 6952 05:22:30,960 --> 05:22:33,200 Put into an environment that's really easy to navigate. 6953 05:22:33,620 --> 05:22:36,600 Easy to move into Yahoo Sports, which is the media side of our property. 6954 05:22:37,020 --> 05:22:39,700 Thank you very much, Turtle, for the tip as well. 6955 05:22:39,840 --> 05:22:41,160 The wind has blown me back. 6956 05:22:41,840 --> 05:22:42,800 Oh, my back, Ben. 6957 05:22:42,840 --> 05:22:44,280 Is there a new storm in town? 6958 05:22:44,380 --> 05:22:44,640 There is. 6959 05:22:45,320 --> 05:22:49,920 Look, we're kind of deep into the fucking Net Cafe sphere at the moment. 6960 05:22:49,920 --> 05:22:55,120 And I've lost all concept of what's going on in the storm world. 6961 05:22:55,360 --> 05:23:07,660 But what I can say is that there's a storm brewing here on this sports-based fucking website that brings people together for gambling purposes, I believe. 6962 05:23:07,660 --> 05:23:17,940 She looks a little bit like the press, the former press secretary for the Biden administration, who now has a TV show. 6963 05:23:18,320 --> 05:23:18,740 Not sure. 6964 05:23:18,820 --> 05:23:19,620 I can't remember her name. 6965 05:23:21,400 --> 05:23:22,520 Slight resemblance. 6966 05:23:22,680 --> 05:23:25,480 Not the closest lady I can think of. 6967 05:23:25,480 --> 05:23:26,060 I don't know about the industry. 6968 05:23:26,360 --> 05:23:28,920 There are millions of people playing fantasy games. 6969 05:23:29,100 --> 05:23:31,800 But her name is Antonucci, which is Italian. 6970 05:23:32,680 --> 05:23:37,840 But she kind of looks maybe Irish or fucking Scottish. 6971 05:23:38,700 --> 05:23:39,760 So it's a huge audience. 6972 05:23:39,900 --> 05:23:41,860 We're really excited at Yahoo Sports about introducing them. 6973 05:23:41,940 --> 05:23:43,240 We're going to get on average doing them. 6974 05:23:43,620 --> 05:23:45,620 I'm skipping right through this though. 6975 05:23:45,780 --> 05:23:46,660 It's cash. 6976 05:23:47,620 --> 05:23:50,420 They are often fascinating for some peculiar reason. 6977 05:23:50,840 --> 05:23:54,800 A good example is an entertaining site called catcam.com. 6978 05:23:55,220 --> 05:23:56,140 Catcam. 6979 05:23:56,560 --> 05:23:56,820 Erica. 6980 05:23:57,380 --> 05:23:58,640 Eric the cat. 6981 05:24:00,040 --> 05:24:01,440 Jane is talking with the... 6982 05:24:01,440 --> 05:24:05,080 Example is an entertaining site called catcam.com. 6983 05:24:05,480 --> 05:24:08,800 Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis. 6984 05:24:09,880 --> 05:24:10,980 Nintendo Game Boy. 6985 05:24:11,840 --> 05:24:12,520 Game Boy. 6986 05:24:13,540 --> 05:24:14,100 You're not a killer. 6987 05:24:14,320 --> 05:24:14,760 No, I'm not. 6988 05:24:15,260 --> 05:24:18,340 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it? 6989 05:24:18,480 --> 05:24:20,800 Eric, I'm going to ask you the question you've probably been asked a lot of times. 6990 05:24:20,920 --> 05:24:22,420 What exactly is catcam? 6991 05:24:23,320 --> 05:24:24,680 Well, it's... 6992 05:24:24,680 --> 05:24:26,600 Catcam.com. 6993 05:24:27,340 --> 05:24:27,940 Eric's... 6994 05:24:27,940 --> 05:24:29,380 Eric Max Francis. 6995 05:24:30,480 --> 05:24:31,740 The sites are just silly. 6996 05:24:32,120 --> 05:24:35,900 But at the same time, they are often fascinating for some peculiar reason. 6997 05:24:36,320 --> 05:24:40,260 A good example is an entertaining site called catcam.com. 6998 05:24:40,640 --> 05:24:43,960 Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis. 6999 05:24:44,320 --> 05:24:45,920 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing? 7000 05:24:45,980 --> 05:24:47,080 Eric, I've been asking the question you've probably been asked a lot of times. 7001 05:24:47,180 --> 05:24:48,680 What exactly is catcam? 7002 05:24:49,460 --> 05:24:51,580 Well, it's a webcam. 7003 05:24:51,580 --> 05:24:54,060 The first of its kind that I'm aware of. 7004 05:24:56,060 --> 05:25:03,280 Is it still going, is it? 7005 05:25:03,400 --> 05:25:04,100 What's the crack? 7006 05:25:04,260 --> 05:25:05,520 Is it up? 7007 05:25:05,940 --> 05:25:07,580 I can see there are people in the... 7008 05:25:07,580 --> 05:25:09,000 They're saying it's gone. 7009 05:25:09,160 --> 05:25:10,840 And then... 7010 05:25:10,840 --> 05:25:12,480 Ando says it's back. 7011 05:25:14,840 --> 05:25:16,480 Kieran Daly is saying it's back. 7012 05:25:18,540 --> 05:25:20,400 But it has come back for most people. 7013 05:25:20,840 --> 05:25:21,560 Great stuff. 7014 05:25:22,460 --> 05:25:23,120 Yeah, this is... 7015 05:25:23,120 --> 05:25:24,760 I'm not sure you've seen this guy here. 7016 05:25:24,900 --> 05:25:27,700 Eric Max Francis, his name is. 7017 05:25:27,820 --> 05:25:31,400 And he's the proprietor and sole trader. 7018 05:25:32,060 --> 05:25:34,940 Trading as catcam.com. 7019 05:25:35,040 --> 05:25:42,320 Catcam.com. 7020 05:25:42,720 --> 05:25:46,040 Jane is talking with the site's creator, Eric Max Francis. 7021 05:25:46,800 --> 05:25:49,160 Eric, I'm going to ask you the question you've probably been asked a lot of times. 7022 05:25:49,320 --> 05:25:49,680 What exactly... 7023 05:25:49,680 --> 05:25:51,560 Eric Deathroid made vibe. 7024 05:25:51,700 --> 05:25:53,980 There is a kind of odd vibe. 7025 05:25:53,980 --> 05:25:55,400 It's a webcam. 7026 05:25:55,840 --> 05:25:57,920 The first of its kind that I'm aware of. 7027 05:25:59,560 --> 05:26:04,720 That it's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that... 7028 05:26:04,720 --> 05:26:07,480 That are lunging about the house doing their thing. 7029 05:26:07,880 --> 05:26:09,200 Langing about the gap. 7030 05:26:09,700 --> 05:26:10,560 And see... 7031 05:26:10,560 --> 05:26:18,280 That it's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that... 7032 05:26:18,280 --> 05:26:19,800 It is a Prince William. 7033 05:26:20,020 --> 05:26:21,040 Yeah, Prince Billiam. 7034 05:26:22,040 --> 05:26:26,600 It's a webcam where you can go and see two cats that... 7035 05:26:26,600 --> 05:26:28,960 Sorry, the mouse cursor was over his face there. 7036 05:26:29,640 --> 05:26:33,120 When there was a pause there, I was glad that he said they were hanging out. 7037 05:26:33,180 --> 05:26:36,860 Because he said it's a website where you can go or you can see two cats. 7038 05:26:38,160 --> 05:26:39,060 And you're like, what? 7039 05:26:39,220 --> 05:26:39,500 What? 7040 05:26:39,600 --> 05:26:39,920 Do... 7041 05:26:39,920 --> 05:26:41,480 Like, what are you on about? 7042 05:26:41,720 --> 05:26:42,600 That are... 7043 05:26:42,600 --> 05:26:45,300 Langing about the house. 7044 05:26:45,740 --> 05:26:47,540 Thank you very much for the tip there, pussy cam. 7045 05:26:47,580 --> 05:26:48,540 You say thank you very much. 7046 05:26:48,540 --> 05:26:50,540 And... 7047 05:26:50,540 --> 05:26:54,320 I know I always wondered when I was at work. 7048 05:26:54,780 --> 05:26:55,620 What are my cats doing? 7049 05:26:56,020 --> 05:26:57,420 Because they're always... 7050 05:26:57,420 --> 05:26:58,860 They're always causing trouble when I'm there. 7051 05:26:58,860 --> 05:26:59,860 So I figured... 7052 05:26:59,860 --> 05:27:00,860 Why not... 7053 05:27:00,860 --> 05:27:02,520 Why not put up a little webcam? 7054 05:27:02,880 --> 05:27:04,060 I first did it for myself. 7055 05:27:04,320 --> 05:27:06,000 So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me. 7056 05:27:06,320 --> 05:27:06,840 Ooh. 7057 05:27:10,200 --> 05:27:11,560 Why not put up a little webcam? 7058 05:27:11,940 --> 05:27:13,100 I first did it for myself. 7059 05:27:13,360 --> 05:27:15,040 So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me. 7060 05:27:15,040 --> 05:27:15,040 Uh... 7061 05:27:15,040 --> 05:27:20,240 Tonight at nine on Dispatches. 7062 05:27:20,240 --> 05:27:20,740 Uh... 7063 05:27:20,740 --> 05:27:21,360 Well... 7064 05:27:21,360 --> 05:27:22,180 You can't hope... 7065 05:27:22,180 --> 05:27:24,160 The Catman exposed. 7066 05:27:24,160 --> 05:27:25,360 Hopefully you can't... 7067 05:27:25,360 --> 05:27:26,360 Dooo... 7068 05:27:26,360 --> 05:27:34,720 He was the man who looked like Prince William who kept cats on a webcam. 7069 05:27:35,980 --> 05:27:37,780 Tonight at nine on Dispatches. 7070 05:27:38,680 --> 05:27:40,440 The Catman of Alcatraz. 7071 05:27:42,660 --> 05:27:43,960 Featuring Jane Withers. 7072 05:27:43,960 --> 05:27:45,140 I'm going to go and see work. 7073 05:27:45,640 --> 05:27:46,460 What are my cats doing? 7074 05:27:46,880 --> 05:27:47,960 Because they're always... 7075 05:27:47,960 --> 05:27:49,700 They're always causing trouble when I'm there. 7076 05:27:49,820 --> 05:27:50,960 So I figured... 7077 05:27:50,960 --> 05:27:51,820 Mm-hmm. 7078 05:27:51,820 --> 05:27:52,260 Why not... 7079 05:27:52,260 --> 05:27:53,380 Why not put up a little webcam? 7080 05:27:53,740 --> 05:27:54,920 I first did it for myself. 7081 05:27:55,160 --> 05:27:56,820 So you're a bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me. 7082 05:27:57,120 --> 05:27:57,660 Uh... 7083 05:27:57,660 --> 05:27:58,300 Well... 7084 05:27:58,300 --> 05:28:00,300 Hopefully you can't see too much about me. 7085 05:28:00,400 --> 05:28:00,640 Okay. 7086 05:28:00,900 --> 05:28:01,120 Yeah. 7087 05:28:01,120 --> 05:28:01,960 But checking out the cat... 7088 05:28:01,960 --> 05:28:02,300 You can usually see my legs. 7089 05:28:02,540 --> 05:28:02,800 Okay. 7090 05:28:03,200 --> 05:28:04,400 You can usually see my legs in the kitchen. 7091 05:28:04,680 --> 05:28:05,400 That's about it. 7092 05:28:05,960 --> 05:28:06,920 Now, um... 7093 05:28:06,920 --> 05:28:06,960 Again... 7094 05:28:06,960 --> 05:28:10,500 You can usually see my legs in the kitchen. 7095 05:28:11,280 --> 05:28:12,440 Tonight at nine. 7096 05:28:15,140 --> 05:28:18,180 So you wanted to see what the cats were doing and... 7097 05:28:18,180 --> 05:28:19,500 Catman Cometh. 7098 05:28:20,060 --> 05:28:21,580 It's actually three years ago today. 7099 05:28:21,820 --> 05:28:22,220 Congratulations. 7100 05:28:22,680 --> 05:28:22,960 Thank you. 7101 05:28:23,260 --> 05:28:24,320 Why do you keep it going? 7102 05:28:24,520 --> 05:28:24,900 What's... 7103 05:28:24,900 --> 05:28:30,020 What's keeping you motivated to keep the cat cam in the kitchen with the cats on camera? 7104 05:28:30,440 --> 05:28:30,960 That's a good question. 7105 05:28:31,400 --> 05:28:31,980 I don't really know. 7106 05:28:32,960 --> 05:28:33,620 It's a big one. 7107 05:28:33,680 --> 05:28:34,100 I think... 7108 05:28:34,100 --> 05:28:36,940 It's a big question to ask a man who does this sort of stuff. 7109 05:28:36,940 --> 05:28:37,940 I don't... 7110 05:28:37,940 --> 05:28:41,000 I don't actually reflect on what the fuck you're doing it for. 7111 05:28:41,140 --> 05:28:41,940 It's a big moment. 7112 05:28:42,760 --> 05:28:45,020 Thank you very much for the tip there, uh... 7113 05:28:45,020 --> 05:28:46,320 Nichard Rixon. 7114 05:28:47,080 --> 05:28:48,220 Felix is after me. 7115 05:28:48,320 --> 05:28:49,340 Say thank you very much there. 7116 05:28:49,500 --> 05:28:49,820 Felix... 7117 05:28:49,820 --> 05:28:51,880 Felix the cat is after you. 7118 05:28:52,460 --> 05:28:53,820 I think obviously the... 7119 05:28:53,820 --> 05:28:54,860 It's actually three years ago. 7120 05:28:55,100 --> 05:28:56,880 Hopefully you can't see too much about me. 7121 05:28:56,980 --> 05:28:57,220 Okay. 7122 05:28:57,660 --> 05:28:58,760 You can usually see my legs. 7123 05:29:02,760 --> 05:29:03,780 Catman do. 7124 05:29:04,620 --> 05:29:06,820 Tonight on Primetime Investigates. 7125 05:29:06,820 --> 05:29:08,000 Catman do. 7126 05:29:12,000 --> 05:29:13,180 It's what you're telling me. 7127 05:29:13,960 --> 05:29:16,620 Well, hopefully you can't see too much about me. 7128 05:29:16,820 --> 05:29:16,920 Okay. 7129 05:29:18,820 --> 05:29:28,980 Bit of a voyeur is what you're telling me. 7130 05:29:29,780 --> 05:29:32,440 Well, hopefully you can't see too much about me. 7131 05:29:32,560 --> 05:29:32,780 Okay. 7132 05:29:36,160 --> 05:29:36,600 Sorry. 7133 05:29:36,740 --> 05:29:41,020 I don't have the drone available, so I'm trying to vocally do the drone. 7134 05:29:41,140 --> 05:29:43,240 It's not having the same resonance. 7135 05:29:43,580 --> 05:29:45,040 You can usually see my legs. 7136 05:29:45,340 --> 05:29:45,560 Okay. 7137 05:29:45,960 --> 05:29:47,140 You can usually see my legs in the kitchen. 7138 05:29:47,500 --> 05:29:48,160 That's about it. 7139 05:29:50,840 --> 05:29:52,020 Now, again... 7140 05:29:52,020 --> 05:29:52,960 Very sloppy tonight. 7141 05:29:53,120 --> 05:29:53,820 Very sloppy. 7142 05:29:54,100 --> 05:29:56,480 With the lack of zoomings. 7143 05:29:57,000 --> 05:29:59,260 And I don't have any of the sounds as well. 7144 05:29:59,340 --> 05:30:00,060 It's just... 7145 05:30:00,060 --> 05:30:01,260 It's a real... 7146 05:30:01,260 --> 05:30:02,780 We're playing it fast and loose. 7147 05:30:02,840 --> 05:30:05,080 You've had the Cat Cam going for how long? 7148 05:30:05,520 --> 05:30:07,060 It's actually three years ago today. 7149 05:30:07,340 --> 05:30:07,740 Congratulations. 7150 05:30:08,180 --> 05:30:08,460 Thank you. 7151 05:30:08,760 --> 05:30:09,820 Why do you keep it going? 7152 05:30:10,020 --> 05:30:15,540 What's keeping you motivated to keep the Cat Cam in the kitchen with the cats on camera? 7153 05:30:15,940 --> 05:30:16,460 That's a good question. 7154 05:30:16,880 --> 05:30:17,480 I don't really know. 7155 05:30:18,800 --> 05:30:22,380 I think, obviously, the chief reason is the popularity. 7156 05:30:22,960 --> 05:30:30,140 Simply because there's so many people that like the Cat Cam and have seen it and enjoy watching it. 7157 05:30:30,240 --> 05:30:31,940 How many people actually come to visit your site? 7158 05:30:32,140 --> 05:30:36,280 Well, it's about 700 unique visitors per day. 7159 05:30:36,740 --> 05:30:37,120 Wow. 7160 05:30:37,760 --> 05:30:38,380 To see the cats. 7161 05:30:38,400 --> 05:30:38,720 That's a lot. 7162 05:30:39,020 --> 05:30:39,380 That's a lot. 7163 05:30:39,460 --> 05:30:40,580 How do they find out about you? 7164 05:30:40,860 --> 05:30:44,060 Where do you start to think, I want to see a Cat Cam today? 7165 05:30:44,060 --> 05:30:49,620 Well, there's the easiest way to find out is to type www.catcam.com. 7166 05:30:49,720 --> 05:30:52,080 And I'm sure that's where most of the new visitors come. 7167 05:30:54,020 --> 05:30:55,300 Is that his site then? 7168 05:30:55,380 --> 05:30:56,060 Is this... 7169 05:30:57,180 --> 05:31:02,040 I hope it's not being re-registered in the meantime. 7170 05:31:02,180 --> 05:31:03,720 It's some fucking dodgeball site. 7171 05:31:03,980 --> 05:31:08,700 And then I accidentally enter the site on the stream as well. 7172 05:31:08,760 --> 05:31:10,220 And who knows what the fuck is on it. 7173 05:31:10,220 --> 05:31:11,380 But anyway, here goes nothing. 7174 05:31:12,000 --> 05:31:12,920 Catcam.com. 7175 05:31:13,340 --> 05:31:14,320 It's still going. 7176 05:31:16,360 --> 05:31:16,840 Wow. 7177 05:31:17,980 --> 05:31:18,940 That's a shocker. 7178 05:31:19,540 --> 05:31:21,440 That's a real shock ball. 7179 05:31:23,520 --> 05:31:26,240 The Cat Cam is back up with a better webcam. 7180 05:31:26,520 --> 05:31:30,340 This is the latest news from 2024. 7181 05:31:30,760 --> 05:31:31,560 Fucking hell. 7182 05:31:39,180 --> 05:31:40,140 OnlyCats.com. 7183 05:31:40,140 --> 05:31:45,100 So this is live. 7184 05:31:45,100 --> 05:31:46,680 This is a fucking live feed. 7185 05:31:46,780 --> 05:31:48,480 And the cat is nowhere to be seen. 7186 05:31:48,780 --> 05:31:50,680 This was a big moment. 7187 05:31:51,960 --> 05:31:53,160 For me personally. 7188 05:31:57,160 --> 05:32:01,260 2020 is the time and location of the Cat Cam. 7189 05:32:01,800 --> 05:32:03,340 Ishka Spring 5 litre. 7190 05:32:03,400 --> 05:32:04,060 Thank you very much. 7191 05:32:07,060 --> 05:32:12,100 So that's like probably fucking eastern seaboard USA. 7192 05:32:12,100 --> 05:32:17,440 The carpet could do with a bit of a hoover. 7193 05:32:20,240 --> 05:32:21,580 That is madness now. 7194 05:32:21,580 --> 05:32:21,600 That is madness now. 7195 05:32:21,780 --> 05:32:23,020 And it is the same guy. 7196 05:32:23,160 --> 05:32:24,400 It is Eric. 7197 05:32:24,800 --> 05:32:26,200 Eric Max Francis. 7198 05:32:26,200 --> 05:32:29,660 He's still doing the whole the cat thing. 7199 05:32:30,960 --> 05:32:34,040 So let's leave that out of the mix there. 7200 05:32:34,100 --> 05:32:35,740 Let's just get this over with. 7201 05:32:35,840 --> 05:32:36,120 Also. 7202 05:32:36,760 --> 05:32:40,420 And I'm sure that's where most of the new visitors come from. 7203 05:32:42,220 --> 05:32:43,240 The heavy buzz. 7204 05:32:44,380 --> 05:32:44,540 Also. 7205 05:32:47,180 --> 05:32:48,260 I had. 7206 05:32:48,580 --> 05:32:52,540 It's been mentioned in numerous magazines. 7207 05:32:52,680 --> 05:32:53,600 Cat Fancy ran. 7208 05:32:54,000 --> 05:32:54,200 Wow. 7209 05:32:54,640 --> 05:32:55,560 It's mad that we can. 7210 05:32:55,940 --> 05:32:58,000 At some point during the stream. 7211 05:32:58,440 --> 05:32:59,660 Or future streams. 7212 05:32:59,660 --> 05:33:00,720 We're going to check in. 7213 05:33:00,820 --> 05:33:03,560 And we're going to see Eric Max Francis's legs. 7214 05:33:04,280 --> 05:33:05,240 And some cats. 7215 05:33:06,240 --> 05:33:08,040 The same way we would have seen. 7216 05:33:08,600 --> 05:33:09,600 Back in 19. 7217 05:33:09,800 --> 05:33:10,280 June. 7218 05:33:10,720 --> 05:33:11,760 Of 1999. 7219 05:33:14,620 --> 05:33:15,440 So stay. 7220 05:33:15,560 --> 05:33:16,140 If there's anything. 7221 05:33:16,740 --> 05:33:18,100 To be staying tuned for. 7222 05:33:18,700 --> 05:33:20,800 Whether it's Warzone Champions League wins. 7223 05:33:20,800 --> 05:33:22,800 Or further Shafé explorations. 7224 05:33:22,800 --> 05:33:26,600 The whole fucking cat cam thing. 7225 05:33:26,780 --> 05:33:28,340 That's a new barrel of worms. 7226 05:33:28,480 --> 05:33:29,740 It's just been opened right there. 7227 05:33:29,980 --> 05:33:30,360 Cat cam. 7228 05:33:31,040 --> 05:33:32,540 It's been mentioned in several. 7229 05:33:33,420 --> 05:33:34,540 Daily newspapers. 7230 05:33:35,080 --> 05:33:35,820 Like daily. 7231 05:33:36,020 --> 05:33:36,220 You know. 7232 05:33:36,540 --> 05:33:37,700 What to see on the web. 7233 05:33:37,780 --> 05:33:38,580 People have heard about it. 7234 05:33:38,920 --> 05:33:39,040 Yeah. 7235 05:33:39,100 --> 05:33:39,260 Now. 7236 05:33:39,400 --> 05:33:40,280 Are you feeling. 7237 05:33:40,560 --> 05:33:42,180 Now that Cat Fancy's been involved. 7238 05:33:42,520 --> 05:33:44,720 It's a real Jane Withers situation. 7239 05:33:45,800 --> 05:33:46,280 One. 7240 05:33:46,360 --> 05:33:46,440 Two. 7241 05:33:46,480 --> 05:33:46,640 Three. 7242 05:33:46,700 --> 05:33:46,880 Four. 7243 05:33:46,880 --> 05:33:47,360 Five. 7244 05:33:48,020 --> 05:33:49,040 Catcam.com. 7245 05:33:49,040 --> 05:33:49,660 Are you feeling compressor there? 7246 05:33:50,660 --> 05:33:52,600 Eric Max Francis. 7247 05:33:52,600 --> 05:33:53,280 Special. 7248 05:33:54,100 --> 05:33:54,780 There we go. 7249 05:33:54,900 --> 05:33:55,260 And of course. 7250 05:33:55,400 --> 05:33:56,360 As all tabbies are. 7251 05:33:56,480 --> 05:33:57,320 He's pretty much a mutt. 7252 05:33:57,560 --> 05:33:57,680 Right. 7253 05:33:59,040 --> 05:34:00,180 Athena is. 7254 05:34:00,560 --> 05:34:01,540 A very nice cat. 7255 05:34:01,600 --> 05:34:02,140 All white. 7256 05:34:02,560 --> 05:34:03,960 But I'm sure she's a mutt too. 7257 05:34:04,100 --> 05:34:04,220 Her. 7258 05:34:04,480 --> 05:34:04,700 Her. 7259 05:34:04,840 --> 05:34:05,060 Her. 7260 05:34:05,160 --> 05:34:05,160 Her. 7261 05:34:05,160 --> 05:34:06,860 Her mother was. 7262 05:34:07,040 --> 05:34:07,980 Black and white striped. 7263 05:34:08,020 --> 05:34:08,440 I believe. 7264 05:34:08,660 --> 05:34:08,860 So. 7265 05:34:09,060 --> 05:34:10,000 Obviously there's nothing. 7266 05:34:10,400 --> 05:34:11,180 Pure breed about that. 7267 05:34:11,580 --> 05:34:12,620 The Cat Fancy article. 7268 05:34:12,780 --> 05:34:13,000 Which I. 7269 05:34:13,080 --> 05:34:13,900 Which I think was very. 7270 05:34:14,240 --> 05:34:15,360 He's a cat guy. 7271 05:34:15,360 --> 05:34:24,060 two pedigree cats and stuff like that. But the Cat Fancy article actually pointed out that Beowulf was a beautiful cat. 7272 05:34:24,280 --> 05:34:25,100 And he's just... 7273 05:34:25,100 --> 05:34:25,780 There you go. 7274 05:34:25,840 --> 05:34:26,720 But he's fat. 7275 05:34:27,180 --> 05:34:31,520 He's a little large. I noticed the shadow on the camera, he's a large... 7276 05:34:31,520 --> 05:34:32,620 He can eclipse the camera. 7277 05:34:32,620 --> 05:34:35,960 He's a large cat. 7278 05:34:36,080 --> 05:34:38,360 The camera, he's a large... 7279 05:34:38,360 --> 05:34:41,500 You can expect Beowulf to just be lazy and not do much. 7280 05:34:42,480 --> 05:34:47,240 The new kitten, Athena, tends to hop around and she's growing up. 7281 05:34:47,520 --> 05:34:52,440 Crazy cats, crazy cats, crazy personalities. Each cat has a different personality. 7282 05:34:52,920 --> 05:34:57,340 They're amazing stuff. They're amazing beasts is what he's trying to communicate there. 7283 05:34:57,340 --> 05:35:01,820 Thank you very much for the tip. Stone Cold Joe Austin and Sensual Piece of Pudding. 7284 05:35:02,820 --> 05:35:03,800 Thanks for your tip there. 7285 05:35:03,900 --> 05:35:08,180 Have we any idea of GDPR is being followed while filming these cats? 7286 05:35:08,420 --> 05:35:15,960 I don't think GDPR is relevant in the States. And this is back in 1996 even. 7287 05:35:17,160 --> 05:35:20,000 Before any of that shite was floating around, you know? 7288 05:35:20,360 --> 05:35:27,180 You'll tend to see her jump around and cause much trouble. I'm sure once she discovers the beauty of the counter, 7289 05:35:27,680 --> 05:35:29,340 I'm sure we'll see all kinds of things toppling off the... 7290 05:35:29,340 --> 05:35:29,760 Jumping up. 7291 05:35:29,760 --> 05:35:32,360 Yeah, toppling off the... and knocking things off. 7292 05:35:32,360 --> 05:35:37,460 So here's a sort of a philosophical question. Do you think the cats are aware that the camera's there? 7293 05:35:38,120 --> 05:35:40,440 That's a good question. I think... 7294 05:35:41,440 --> 05:35:48,000 Definitely not. There's no doubt about it that there are... there's no way they're aware of even what a camera is. 7295 05:35:48,460 --> 05:35:55,060 I mean, anything else other than no is questionable and bizarre. 7296 05:35:55,120 --> 05:36:03,380 A lot of people give animals way too little credit. In this particular case, though, I don't think they know anything's going on. 7297 05:36:03,400 --> 05:36:04,080 Thank you very much. 7298 05:36:04,720 --> 05:36:07,980 So they're not hamming it up? They're not, you know, preening a little bit more? 7299 05:36:08,320 --> 05:36:11,880 Well, Athena, the kitten, sometimes will play with the cam. 7300 05:36:12,060 --> 05:36:15,020 Will play with the actual physical camera, knocking it around. 7301 05:36:15,300 --> 05:36:15,520 All right. 7302 05:36:15,880 --> 05:36:17,760 But it doesn't get any further than that. 7303 05:36:17,940 --> 05:36:18,120 All right. 7304 05:36:18,400 --> 05:36:18,920 So... 7305 05:36:18,920 --> 05:36:21,240 Doesn't go any further than that. 7306 05:36:21,580 --> 05:36:24,480 Any sort of big anecdotes about the cat cam? 7307 05:36:25,000 --> 05:36:27,980 Really scraping the fucking cat cam barrel now. 7308 05:36:28,580 --> 05:36:30,300 Anything else at all you can give us. 7309 05:36:30,380 --> 05:36:31,960 And we've seen this before from Jane. 7310 05:36:32,420 --> 05:36:33,100 It's disappointing. 7311 05:36:37,060 --> 05:36:37,420 Um... 7312 05:36:37,420 --> 05:36:38,160 Not really. 7313 05:36:38,380 --> 05:36:42,160 You can just kind of expect to go visit the cat cam and just see it. 7314 05:36:42,200 --> 05:36:44,420 Where's your sideburns? Thank you very much. 7315 05:36:44,640 --> 05:36:47,520 There are an awful lack of sideburns on that fella. 7316 05:36:47,520 --> 05:36:50,960 Well, you know, just like any kind of webcam, you can't always get performance. 7317 05:36:50,960 --> 05:36:55,100 Should have at least come down maybe a few fucking centimeters. 7318 05:36:55,420 --> 05:36:57,080 Even to at least there. 7319 05:36:59,060 --> 05:37:00,880 Don't leave a shelf there. 7320 05:37:00,980 --> 05:37:02,380 Maybe just have... 7321 05:37:02,380 --> 05:37:06,960 You need that extra bit of handle to show that you're not... 7322 05:37:08,960 --> 05:37:11,080 I'm not going to say it. 7323 05:37:11,080 --> 05:37:12,700 Not always going to be there when you want them to be. 7324 05:37:12,700 --> 05:37:12,940 I hear you. 7325 05:37:13,100 --> 05:37:15,280 But especially, of course, for people... 7326 05:37:15,280 --> 05:37:20,240 There's many visitors from Europe and places like that. 7327 05:37:20,460 --> 05:37:23,060 Where obviously, when they're looking, I'm in bed. 7328 05:37:23,440 --> 05:37:25,320 So, you know, it's late at night. 7329 05:37:25,740 --> 05:37:29,400 So, but you do have a recent image. 7330 05:37:29,960 --> 05:37:30,840 So there's a history of... 7331 05:37:30,840 --> 05:37:35,000 If you can hear the mobile phone there in the background going off, it's jarring. 7332 05:37:35,220 --> 05:37:37,140 And it's putting him off the interview as well. 7333 05:37:37,280 --> 05:37:39,020 Just keep your ears open for that one. 7334 05:37:40,120 --> 05:37:41,620 It's a classic tone. 7335 05:37:42,160 --> 05:37:45,560 If anyone knows what device that's from, it's not a Nokia. 7336 05:37:45,560 --> 05:37:47,500 When they're looking... 7337 05:37:47,500 --> 05:37:48,420 This is 1999. 7338 05:37:49,620 --> 05:37:50,380 I'm in bed. 7339 05:37:50,760 --> 05:37:52,640 So, you know, it's late at night. 7340 05:37:53,080 --> 05:37:56,740 So, but you do have a recent image. 7341 05:37:57,280 --> 05:37:58,200 So there's a history of images? 7342 05:37:58,200 --> 05:37:59,200 There's a history, yeah, you can see. 7343 05:37:59,660 --> 05:38:02,740 And actually, it's clever enough to pick out distinct images. 7344 05:38:02,740 --> 05:38:07,340 So it only saves off an image when it's changed sufficiently. 7345 05:38:07,340 --> 05:38:07,540 That. 7346 05:38:07,700 --> 05:38:08,600 Couple of fucking... 7347 05:38:08,600 --> 05:38:09,760 Three motor rollers. 7348 05:38:10,220 --> 05:38:12,900 Someone's levelling accusations of Siemens. 7349 05:38:13,160 --> 05:38:13,420 Okay. 7350 05:38:13,660 --> 05:38:15,540 So you'll tend to see something going on. 7351 05:38:15,560 --> 05:38:17,060 There's always something happening in the kitchen. 7352 05:38:23,000 --> 05:38:24,220 It's the exact same. 7353 05:38:24,500 --> 05:38:26,820 Look at how it hasn't changed. 7354 05:38:27,000 --> 05:38:27,060 Look. 7355 05:38:28,320 --> 05:38:29,620 Dark side, fun websites. 7356 05:38:29,880 --> 05:38:30,120 Cat. 7357 05:38:30,380 --> 05:38:32,340 Did I X out of it? 7358 05:38:33,640 --> 05:38:34,080 I X out. 7359 05:38:34,120 --> 05:38:35,380 I'm not going back to it. 7360 05:38:35,380 --> 05:38:37,760 But anyway, it has not changed. 7361 05:38:37,860 --> 05:38:42,580 What is the internet version of the comics in the newspaper, the word search puzzle, or the daily horoscope? 7362 05:38:43,120 --> 05:38:47,480 You know those silly little things that you check out quickly when you first open the newspaper in the morning? 7363 05:38:47,480 --> 05:38:50,480 Well, the answer is a new web service called Bitmagic. 7364 05:38:51,380 --> 05:38:55,480 Our producer Sarah O'Brien is talking with Bitmagic's CEO, Michael Frackers. 7365 05:38:57,060 --> 05:38:57,660 Frackers. 7366 05:38:58,020 --> 05:38:58,700 Bitmagic. 7367 05:38:58,920 --> 05:39:02,680 And Upside called you, in a nice way, a waste of time. 7368 05:39:03,600 --> 05:39:05,020 Waste of time. 7369 05:39:05,340 --> 05:39:06,840 Xanadu 2.0. 7370 05:39:07,460 --> 05:39:08,240 Acker Buckley. 7371 05:39:08,320 --> 05:39:09,720 Thank you very much for the tip there. 7372 05:39:09,820 --> 05:39:10,560 Back off. 7373 05:39:10,980 --> 05:39:12,540 Who do these people think they are? 7374 05:39:12,880 --> 05:39:13,680 Back off. 7375 05:39:14,000 --> 05:39:14,820 In Montecito. 7376 05:39:15,260 --> 05:39:16,040 Back off. 7377 05:39:16,280 --> 05:39:17,080 Not me personally. 7378 05:39:17,820 --> 05:39:18,660 Me, the company. 7379 05:39:18,820 --> 05:39:19,040 Yeah. 7380 05:39:19,560 --> 05:39:20,080 Our product. 7381 05:39:20,720 --> 05:39:21,820 Yeah, our first product that we launched was... 7382 05:39:22,500 --> 05:39:23,980 Frackers is after you. 7383 05:39:24,820 --> 05:39:25,180 It's... 7384 05:39:25,180 --> 05:39:27,060 Frackers is going to get you. 7385 05:39:27,620 --> 05:39:28,520 In the night. 7386 05:39:29,200 --> 05:39:31,820 Thank you very much there, Kinky John Fowler. 7387 05:39:31,980 --> 05:39:33,620 Slogan is, it's a great little waste of time. 7388 05:39:34,300 --> 05:39:35,240 So we're pretty... 7389 05:39:35,240 --> 05:39:36,780 A great little waste of time. 7390 05:39:36,880 --> 05:39:39,800 ...open about the fact that we try to distract you for two to three minutes a day. 7391 05:39:40,520 --> 05:39:47,100 What Bitmagic basically tries to do is entertain people that are busy if you have little time, but you still want to laugh. 7392 05:39:47,840 --> 05:39:50,600 You just get that short, quick dose of entertainment early in the morning. 7393 05:39:51,020 --> 05:39:52,160 Preferably about current events. 7394 05:39:52,240 --> 05:39:52,880 We try to be current. 7395 05:39:53,140 --> 05:39:55,560 Like today, we started with a joke about the Miss America election. 7396 05:39:56,180 --> 05:39:57,240 That was, I think, on Saturday. 7397 05:39:57,240 --> 05:39:59,020 I think this guy is Dutch. 7398 05:39:59,020 --> 05:40:01,940 Yeah, it just takes two to three minutes to watch the whole thing, and then you're done. 7399 05:40:02,480 --> 05:40:04,960 But you need to download that player first. 7400 05:40:05,140 --> 05:40:06,360 Yeah, you need to get the player first. 7401 05:40:07,000 --> 05:40:08,480 It's made for people who have a modem. 7402 05:40:08,540 --> 05:40:09,960 If you have a fast connection, it's great. 7403 05:40:10,600 --> 05:40:13,580 It comes even faster, but if you have a modem, it works well, too. 7404 05:40:13,640 --> 05:40:14,640 It takes a few minutes to download. 7405 05:40:15,240 --> 05:40:17,560 And then once you've done that every day, it gets the new edition. 7406 05:40:17,560 --> 05:40:18,760 It retrieves it automatically. 7407 05:40:18,940 --> 05:40:22,800 So every day when you go online, our player automatically retrieves the latest edition. 7408 05:40:22,800 --> 05:40:24,140 Wow, look at that skin. 7409 05:40:24,480 --> 05:40:25,200 It's a great player. 7410 05:40:25,200 --> 05:40:27,680 And then a little icon will start blinking in your system drain. 7411 05:40:27,980 --> 05:40:29,340 About the right-hand corner of your screen. 7412 05:40:30,020 --> 05:40:32,520 And then you can choose to watch it or watch it later in the day. 7413 05:40:32,700 --> 05:40:34,200 And most people watch it straight away. 7414 05:40:34,280 --> 05:40:35,220 Heavy flash. 7415 05:40:35,900 --> 05:40:36,980 Macromedia stuff. 7416 05:40:37,940 --> 05:40:40,940 Now, let's say you go ahead and click on it straight away. 7417 05:40:41,520 --> 05:40:42,660 What are you going to see there? 7418 05:40:44,040 --> 05:40:47,100 Well, what happens is that an oval-shaped player shoots up. 7419 05:40:47,820 --> 05:40:48,500 It's not... 7420 05:40:48,500 --> 05:40:51,640 There's an oval-shaped player which shoots up. 7421 05:40:52,020 --> 05:40:53,400 There's a bit of Dutch in there. 7422 05:40:53,760 --> 05:40:54,980 It's a great accent. 7423 05:40:56,320 --> 05:40:57,480 But is he... 7424 05:40:57,480 --> 05:40:59,860 Is it Dutch? 7425 05:41:00,060 --> 05:41:01,020 Or is he somewhere? 7426 05:41:01,220 --> 05:41:01,620 I don't know. 7427 05:41:01,680 --> 05:41:04,920 Now, let's say you go ahead and click on it straight away. 7428 05:41:05,500 --> 05:41:06,640 What are you going to see there? 7429 05:41:08,060 --> 05:41:11,080 Well, what happens is that an oval-shaped player shoots up. 7430 05:41:11,660 --> 05:41:12,800 It's not screen-filling. 7431 05:41:13,060 --> 05:41:15,320 We're bit magic, so it's a little magic. 7432 05:41:15,820 --> 05:41:17,320 And so we don't take your whole screen. 7433 05:41:18,160 --> 05:41:20,480 What happens is then that it automatically starts playing. 7434 05:41:21,120 --> 05:41:26,720 What we try to do is we've developed a format which we call something to view, something to do, and something to play. 7435 05:41:27,220 --> 05:41:28,400 So it starts with something to view. 7436 05:41:28,400 --> 05:41:36,820 I wonder, were the Dutch at the forefront of web and tech at this time in the late 90s? 7437 05:41:38,400 --> 05:41:45,100 Because media-wise, they had some hits as well in the old world of TV. 7438 05:41:45,100 --> 05:41:49,780 Like, at this time, at this era, I think Big Brother, they did that. 7439 05:41:50,680 --> 05:41:55,880 They probably did loads of other weird shit as well that didn't really catch on internationally. 7440 05:41:58,840 --> 05:41:59,940 I'm not sure, though. 7441 05:42:00,900 --> 05:42:02,620 It's a linear, not interactive. 7442 05:42:03,040 --> 05:42:04,860 It's a joke about preferably current events. 7443 05:42:05,840 --> 05:42:07,720 There's a funny joke about this. 7444 05:42:07,800 --> 05:42:09,000 You have to click, but you can. 7445 05:42:09,120 --> 05:42:10,260 Usually there's trivia things there. 7446 05:42:10,340 --> 05:42:11,000 I click on something. 7447 05:42:11,180 --> 05:42:12,120 We call click stories. 7448 05:42:13,040 --> 05:42:14,520 And then it goes on. 7449 05:42:14,880 --> 05:42:15,920 And you can play a game. 7450 05:42:15,980 --> 05:42:16,780 There's a weekly game. 7451 05:42:17,380 --> 05:42:19,020 And you compete against people worldwide. 7452 05:42:19,480 --> 05:42:20,920 You compete against yourself, of course. 7453 05:42:21,000 --> 05:42:22,260 You see the highest score, but automatically... 7454 05:42:22,260 --> 05:42:24,560 Crazy little frog on a lily pad. 7455 05:42:24,740 --> 05:42:25,840 And you have to jump and... 7456 05:42:26,840 --> 05:42:27,820 You eat a fly. 7457 05:42:27,920 --> 05:42:29,360 It's very nice when you do. 7458 05:42:29,440 --> 05:42:30,700 And you eat many flies. 7459 05:42:31,940 --> 05:42:33,340 That is a good game for you. 7460 05:42:33,340 --> 05:42:34,060 Complete also. 7461 05:42:34,980 --> 05:42:36,940 You are a complete and utter frog. 7462 05:42:37,760 --> 05:42:39,080 And each fly is your enemy. 7463 05:42:39,520 --> 05:42:39,940 You just... 7464 05:42:39,940 --> 05:42:44,600 You can see how the frog attacks its fly enemy. 7465 05:42:44,660 --> 05:42:46,300 How well you're doing against people worldwide. 7466 05:42:46,640 --> 05:42:47,440 It's crazy. 7467 05:42:47,880 --> 05:42:49,600 A crazy time to be alive. 7468 05:42:49,760 --> 05:42:51,560 Decide to create bit magic. 7469 05:42:51,720 --> 05:42:58,140 I mean, I understand your background is that you actually developed or founded an ISP over in Holland. 7470 05:42:59,140 --> 05:43:00,840 It seems like a pretty serious business. 7471 05:43:01,440 --> 05:43:02,980 This is a pretty serious business, too. 7472 05:43:02,980 --> 05:43:05,120 But it's serious and trying to be funny. 7473 05:43:05,300 --> 05:43:08,300 So we're very serious about being completely, completely a waste of time. 7474 05:43:08,940 --> 05:43:09,440 But, um... 7475 05:43:10,080 --> 05:43:12,100 No, it's not just a far-fetched thing. 7476 05:43:12,540 --> 05:43:14,840 When I started planning internet in Europe back in 1999... 7477 05:43:14,840 --> 05:43:16,020 A nice waste of time. 7478 05:43:16,080 --> 05:43:17,400 ...unless they're real techie. 7479 05:43:17,960 --> 05:43:19,180 You know, in those days, you'd get on the net. 7480 05:43:19,240 --> 05:43:20,120 You'd see a black screen. 7481 05:43:20,860 --> 05:43:22,000 And you had to type stuff in. 7482 05:43:22,380 --> 05:43:26,620 And being a Mac user that I was, I was never used to see a black screen where you had to type stuff to do something. 7483 05:43:26,700 --> 05:43:27,500 You could always select. 7484 05:43:28,020 --> 05:43:29,620 I'm a Windows kind of guy. 7485 05:43:29,700 --> 05:43:32,520 In those days, it makes sense to start something that would get people on the internet. 7486 05:43:33,000 --> 05:43:33,560 Well, since everybody... 7487 05:43:34,080 --> 05:43:35,680 A lot of people, at least, have gotten on the internet. 7488 05:43:35,820 --> 05:43:37,720 Especially in the U.S., like 80 million people. 7489 05:43:38,280 --> 05:43:41,300 Now, it's more fun to try and think of destinations. 7490 05:43:41,780 --> 05:43:42,900 Nintendo Game Boy. 7491 05:43:42,980 --> 05:43:44,500 You know, millions of websites out there. 7492 05:43:44,540 --> 05:43:46,160 We try to make something that's not a website. 7493 05:43:46,280 --> 05:43:48,280 Not like, you know, the umpteenth website. 7494 05:43:48,400 --> 05:43:49,100 A million or so many. 7495 05:43:49,560 --> 05:43:50,500 You know, not a website again. 7496 05:43:50,560 --> 05:43:51,760 We try to make something different. 7497 05:43:51,880 --> 05:43:53,840 That is, you know, something completely new. 7498 05:43:54,340 --> 05:43:55,780 That, you know, it's hard to describe even. 7499 05:43:55,840 --> 05:43:57,040 People should really take a look at it. 7500 05:43:57,080 --> 05:43:57,880 I mean, I know you have. 7501 05:43:57,880 --> 05:43:59,520 So, it's hard to describe. 7502 05:43:59,620 --> 05:44:00,180 Oh, it is. 7503 05:44:00,320 --> 05:44:01,460 It's a beautiful website. 7504 05:44:01,680 --> 05:44:02,280 It's beautiful. 7505 05:44:02,560 --> 05:44:03,500 It's very nice. 7506 05:44:03,500 --> 05:44:05,560 People are working with you to come up with this stuff. 7507 05:44:05,620 --> 05:44:07,040 It's hard to be funny every day. 7508 05:44:07,520 --> 05:44:08,120 Strange people. 7509 05:44:08,220 --> 05:44:08,680 Let me tell you. 7510 05:44:08,680 --> 05:44:10,100 Uh, it's, um... 7511 05:44:10,100 --> 05:44:10,660 No, it's... 7512 05:44:10,660 --> 05:44:12,620 About 40% to 50%. 7513 05:44:12,620 --> 05:44:13,200 Strange people. 7514 05:44:13,320 --> 05:44:13,760 Let me tell you. 7515 05:44:13,860 --> 05:44:15,240 Uh, it's, um... 7516 05:44:15,240 --> 05:44:15,740 No, it's... 7517 05:44:15,740 --> 05:44:19,420 About 40% to 50% of the stuff we make ourselves in-house. 7518 05:44:19,900 --> 05:44:20,840 We now have 12 editors. 7519 05:44:20,860 --> 05:44:22,560 I think I've guessed what it is there. 7520 05:44:22,640 --> 05:44:26,380 Because there's an American inflection and turn of phrase. 7521 05:44:27,200 --> 05:44:29,840 I was wondering where this guy was initially from. 7522 05:44:30,060 --> 05:44:30,900 We were all saying... 7523 05:44:30,900 --> 05:44:32,340 People were saying Dutch in the chat. 7524 05:44:32,340 --> 05:44:33,820 And then I was saying Dutch. 7525 05:44:33,880 --> 05:44:34,980 But it's something going on. 7526 05:44:35,160 --> 05:44:38,340 But it's a Dutchman who spent... 7527 05:44:38,340 --> 05:44:41,840 A large amount of time in the States. 7528 05:44:42,260 --> 05:44:44,680 And we're in the San Fernando Valley. 7529 05:44:44,820 --> 05:44:47,000 Or we're in fucking Bay Valley. 7530 05:44:47,100 --> 05:44:47,560 Or Bayview. 7531 05:44:47,640 --> 05:44:49,140 We're ever in the fucking Bay Area. 7532 05:44:49,340 --> 05:44:50,480 Where all the... 7533 05:44:50,480 --> 05:44:53,460 Silicon Valley bollocks is going on. 7534 05:44:53,640 --> 05:44:55,780 So that's what this... 7535 05:44:55,780 --> 05:44:57,280 That's the story with this fella. 7536 05:44:57,420 --> 05:44:57,880 That's why... 7537 05:44:58,540 --> 05:44:58,880 I couldn't... 7538 05:44:59,400 --> 05:45:00,940 It could put my finger on it. 7539 05:45:01,000 --> 05:45:02,880 But it was a mix of... 7540 05:45:02,880 --> 05:45:04,660 Strange people. 7541 05:45:04,780 --> 05:45:05,200 Let me tell you. 7542 05:45:05,600 --> 05:45:06,520 Do you know what I mean? 7543 05:45:06,540 --> 05:45:07,480 That's so American. 7544 05:45:08,140 --> 05:45:09,720 But then he's back to Dutch in a second. 7545 05:45:10,020 --> 05:45:11,380 Within a heartbeat. 7546 05:45:11,640 --> 05:45:14,740 About 40% to 50% of the stuff we make ourselves in-house. 7547 05:45:15,080 --> 05:45:15,480 Do you know what I mean? 7548 05:45:15,760 --> 05:45:16,920 Back to Dutch there. 7549 05:45:17,600 --> 05:45:18,960 We now have 12 editors. 7550 05:45:20,300 --> 05:45:22,320 Most of those are in our Amsterdam office in Europe. 7551 05:45:22,860 --> 05:45:25,900 And we have now over 30 contributors worldwide. 7552 05:45:26,560 --> 05:45:27,160 Who have been signing... 7553 05:45:27,160 --> 05:45:28,520 San Fernando 2.0. 7554 05:45:28,620 --> 05:45:29,640 But we're preparing to launch. 7555 05:45:29,940 --> 05:45:31,980 And those are people from Australia, Canada. 7556 05:45:32,180 --> 05:45:33,280 A lot of Bay Area people. 7557 05:45:33,760 --> 05:45:34,160 New York. 7558 05:45:34,220 --> 05:45:35,160 Exactly where I said. 7559 05:45:35,300 --> 05:45:37,460 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? 7560 05:45:37,560 --> 05:45:38,520 Or is there a good side to it? 7561 05:45:38,540 --> 05:45:39,920 It's really a worldwide number of... 7562 05:45:39,920 --> 05:45:41,640 A worldwide group of people who make stuff for us. 7563 05:45:41,820 --> 05:45:46,000 Now is it hard to have a sense of humour that translates over these different... 7564 05:45:46,000 --> 05:45:46,820 It really is. 7565 05:45:46,900 --> 05:45:49,160 And that's why we're leaving this there. 7566 05:45:49,820 --> 05:45:50,460 We've had... 7567 05:45:50,460 --> 05:45:52,220 You've had enough time now. 7568 05:45:52,220 --> 05:46:04,560 Most people who surf the web fall into a kind of rut. 7569 05:46:04,680 --> 05:46:06,660 Checking out the same sites every day. 7570 05:46:07,120 --> 05:46:07,920 Oh man. 7571 05:46:08,280 --> 05:46:08,920 You... 7572 05:46:08,920 --> 05:46:09,400 No. 7573 05:46:09,540 --> 05:46:13,640 It hasn't rung as true now as it was. 7574 05:46:13,800 --> 05:46:14,040 No. 7575 05:46:14,340 --> 05:46:15,060 Let me get that right. 7576 05:46:15,780 --> 05:46:17,300 Let me just hear what he said there again. 7577 05:46:20,900 --> 05:46:24,100 Most people who surf the web fall into a kind of rut. 7578 05:46:24,220 --> 05:46:26,180 Checking out the same sites every day. 7579 05:46:26,580 --> 05:46:27,800 So it's often useful to have a... 7580 05:46:27,800 --> 05:46:27,900 Yeah. 7581 05:46:28,000 --> 05:46:29,060 It's more true now. 7582 05:46:29,260 --> 05:46:32,620 ...book in your hand as a guide to new fun sites you might want to explore. 7583 05:46:33,080 --> 05:46:34,360 One of the best examples... 7584 05:46:34,360 --> 05:46:35,320 More true now. 7585 05:46:36,100 --> 05:46:38,320 ...idg's internet directory for dummies. 7586 05:46:38,860 --> 05:46:41,420 Andrew is talking with the book's author, Brad Hill. 7587 05:46:42,080 --> 05:46:43,840 Except they're just like one site. 7588 05:46:44,020 --> 05:46:46,340 And all the content comes through that one site. 7589 05:46:47,340 --> 05:46:48,440 Or two sites. 7590 05:46:48,500 --> 05:46:49,060 Or three or whatever. 7591 05:46:49,060 --> 05:46:50,800 It's just like it's not your visiting. 7592 05:46:51,460 --> 05:46:52,960 And the content is... 7593 05:46:52,960 --> 05:46:54,140 It's like a sludge. 7594 05:46:54,600 --> 05:46:55,060 At least... 7595 05:46:55,060 --> 05:46:56,060 It was boring then. 7596 05:46:56,100 --> 05:46:58,960 But at least you knew you were going to get some editorial... 7597 05:46:59,720 --> 05:47:01,140 Something at least. 7598 05:47:02,000 --> 05:47:05,400 And now it's like a sludge pipe of shit. 7599 05:47:06,540 --> 05:47:09,860 Brad, you're the author of the internet directory for dummies. 7600 05:47:09,960 --> 05:47:10,220 I am. 7601 05:47:10,360 --> 05:47:14,260 And you've had a hard job of going through picking the sort of 900... 7602 05:47:14,260 --> 05:47:17,600 You know, sort of cream of the crop sites on the web. 7603 05:47:17,600 --> 05:47:18,480 It's a tough job, Andrew. 7604 05:47:18,560 --> 05:47:19,200 Someone's got to do it. 7605 05:47:19,260 --> 05:47:20,060 Well, I'm glad you did. 7606 05:47:20,400 --> 05:47:25,540 Back in the day when it was like making a book about the websites that were out there. 7607 05:47:26,540 --> 05:47:28,320 Like a fucking book full of websites. 7608 05:47:29,320 --> 05:47:30,200 Crazy bit of business. 7609 05:47:30,400 --> 05:47:33,560 And I'm going to talk about the book specifically looking at fun and humorous sites. 7610 05:47:33,560 --> 05:47:38,580 Why don't we just cut right to the chase and talk about what are some sites that you think 7611 05:47:38,580 --> 05:47:41,940 sort of fit the bill as the best in fun and humor online. 7612 05:47:41,940 --> 05:47:42,440 Sure. 7613 05:47:42,440 --> 05:47:42,940 Sure. 7614 05:47:42,940 --> 05:47:45,280 That was one of the most fun aspects of writing the book actually is that section. 7615 05:47:45,280 --> 05:47:47,800 Well, let's start with misunderstood lyrics. 7616 05:47:47,800 --> 05:47:49,080 Have you ever heard of that one? 7617 05:47:49,080 --> 05:47:50,880 I know the concept. 7618 05:47:51,080 --> 05:47:51,960 I haven't seen the site. 7619 05:47:52,340 --> 05:47:52,480 Yeah. 7620 05:47:52,480 --> 05:47:54,780 Most people know about blooped up lyrics in their own heads. 7621 05:47:54,900 --> 05:47:55,020 Right. 7622 05:47:55,500 --> 05:47:58,280 This is an amateur site, actually a non-commercial site. 7623 05:47:58,400 --> 05:48:00,480 It's been there for years though, so it seems pretty stable. 7624 05:48:00,660 --> 05:48:01,900 I hope it sticks around for a long time. 7625 05:48:01,920 --> 05:48:02,580 What's the idea? 7626 05:48:02,800 --> 05:48:08,360 The idea is that anybody visiting it can contribute misunderstood lyrics to an enormous database 7627 05:48:08,360 --> 05:48:09,340 of such things. 7628 05:48:09,500 --> 05:48:09,740 Okay. 7629 05:48:10,020 --> 05:48:11,140 Let's have some examples. 7630 05:48:11,140 --> 05:48:11,500 Yeah. 7631 05:48:11,700 --> 05:48:13,620 It's quite addictive and often hilarious. 7632 05:48:13,620 --> 05:48:14,200 We're all about a virtual environment with your avatar. 7633 05:48:14,200 --> 05:48:15,420 I did find an example recently. 7634 05:48:16,700 --> 05:48:17,980 The Carole King song. 7635 05:48:18,220 --> 05:48:20,700 You're familiar with It's Too Late Baby. 7636 05:48:20,920 --> 05:48:22,180 It's too late, baby. 7637 05:48:22,900 --> 05:48:26,060 It's too late, but we really did try to make it. 7638 05:48:26,820 --> 05:48:30,380 The grouped up lyric in this case was, but we really were driving naked. 7639 05:48:33,320 --> 05:48:34,860 Never, ever happened. 7640 05:48:35,020 --> 05:48:36,840 Nobody ever made that mistake. 7641 05:48:38,100 --> 05:48:40,220 Nobody ever made that misheard lyric. 7642 05:48:40,320 --> 05:48:41,360 That's not even real. 7643 05:48:42,180 --> 05:48:46,720 And anyone who believed that was taken in by a lie. 7644 05:48:47,360 --> 05:48:49,720 It's too late, baby. 7645 05:48:49,720 --> 05:48:53,580 It's too late, but we really did try to make it. 7646 05:48:54,320 --> 05:48:57,900 The blooped up lyric in this case was, but we really were driving naked. 7647 05:48:58,680 --> 05:49:02,240 And often after these things, the editor of the site also adds a comment, which is sometimes 7648 05:49:02,240 --> 05:49:04,900 funnier than the blooper itself. 7649 05:49:05,440 --> 05:49:09,440 But what this amounts to is a gigantic database that you can just get lost in. 7650 05:49:09,440 --> 05:49:09,620 Right. 7651 05:49:09,620 --> 05:49:11,740 It's really addictive and very funny. 7652 05:49:11,740 --> 05:49:12,740 So that's a good one to go to. 7653 05:49:12,740 --> 05:49:12,840 Okay. 7654 05:49:13,260 --> 05:49:14,980 We've got some time to kill there. 7655 05:49:15,360 --> 05:49:15,980 Yeah, definitely. 7656 05:49:15,980 --> 05:49:17,240 That's a great place to spend it. 7657 05:49:17,300 --> 05:49:18,680 Yeah, a good black hole for time. 7658 05:49:19,180 --> 05:49:20,960 Now, another one is The Onion. 7659 05:49:21,820 --> 05:49:22,800 I'm familiar with it. 7660 05:49:22,800 --> 05:49:23,800 That's a great site. 7661 05:49:24,260 --> 05:49:25,180 The Onion, isn't it? 7662 05:49:25,240 --> 05:49:25,880 It's the big one. 7663 05:49:25,940 --> 05:49:30,040 If you're a news buff anyway, it's a really good site. 7664 05:49:30,140 --> 05:49:32,120 It's a breath of fresh air if you're accustomed to straight news. 7665 05:49:32,220 --> 05:49:34,880 It's written in a very straight news fashion, like a wire service report. 7666 05:49:34,880 --> 05:49:35,280 Satirical. 7667 05:49:35,480 --> 05:49:36,520 It's totally satirical. 7668 05:49:36,640 --> 05:49:40,680 It's a real publication, a physical paper that's produced in the Midwest by about a half 7669 05:49:40,680 --> 05:49:45,780 dozen rather depressed, I think, cynical, very edgy people who sit around in a room and think 7670 05:49:45,780 --> 05:49:46,380 up this stuff. 7671 05:49:46,580 --> 05:49:46,620 Right. 7672 05:49:46,840 --> 05:49:49,120 It will offend you at some point. 7673 05:49:49,180 --> 05:49:49,420 Mm-hmm. 7674 05:49:49,600 --> 05:49:54,260 And you have to be able to accept a certain dose of bitterness in your humor. 7675 05:49:54,320 --> 05:49:54,400 Right. 7676 05:49:54,400 --> 05:49:58,560 But they write the news in a way that you start reading it and you think it's real. 7677 05:49:58,800 --> 05:50:03,200 I always think they'd be a great PR agency if they decided to change course there. 7678 05:50:03,400 --> 05:50:04,480 Well, have you seen their book? 7679 05:50:04,480 --> 05:50:05,800 Our 20th Century? 7680 05:50:06,100 --> 05:50:06,280 No. 7681 05:50:06,380 --> 05:50:08,320 This is a book which is beginning to do pretty well in the bookstores. 7682 05:50:08,460 --> 05:50:12,700 It's a romp through the 20th century as if The Onion had documented all of our most important 7683 05:50:12,700 --> 05:50:13,760 events all through the century. 7684 05:50:13,940 --> 05:50:14,180 Okay. 7685 05:50:14,240 --> 05:50:16,320 It is utterly hilarious. 7686 05:50:16,540 --> 05:50:17,120 I recommend that. 7687 05:50:17,600 --> 05:50:18,220 The romp? 7688 05:50:18,300 --> 05:50:22,380 The site puts all of its actual newspaper content on the web every week. 7689 05:50:22,440 --> 05:50:23,720 I think it updates on Wednesdays. 7690 05:50:23,720 --> 05:50:23,960 Okay. 7691 05:50:23,960 --> 05:50:24,480 Completely free. 7692 05:50:24,480 --> 05:50:26,020 What's another site out there? 7693 05:50:26,100 --> 05:50:26,660 Another good one. 7694 05:50:26,820 --> 05:50:28,220 Fun and completely frivolous. 7695 05:50:28,240 --> 05:50:30,600 I just want to see what these people are doing in the background there. 7696 05:50:30,700 --> 05:50:32,860 The man with the chef's apron on. 7697 05:50:34,360 --> 05:50:36,320 Don't know what he's doing or where that is. 7698 05:50:36,740 --> 05:50:38,140 But I mean, it looks a bit suspicious. 7699 05:50:38,900 --> 05:50:40,960 He's got something out in his hand there. 7700 05:50:42,300 --> 05:50:43,020 Apron on. 7701 05:50:44,820 --> 05:50:46,020 And he's looking down. 7702 05:50:46,400 --> 05:50:47,980 And it does look very suspicious. 7703 05:50:48,180 --> 05:50:49,440 I just need to go for a quick pace. 7704 05:50:49,480 --> 05:50:50,080 Sorry about that. 7705 05:50:51,120 --> 05:50:52,580 That is bizarre though. 7706 05:50:52,580 --> 05:51:13,740 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. 7707 05:51:13,740 --> 05:51:42,320 Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust. Moon dust is still a problem. Moon dust. Moon dust. 7708 05:51:42,320 --> 05:51:48,040 Moon dust. Moon dust. 7709 05:51:53,160 --> 05:51:58,800 Very bizarre. I really don't know what he could have been up to in the background of that shot there. 7710 05:52:00,180 --> 05:52:07,140 Or what it is that he does have in his hand. But it's out. 7711 05:52:09,060 --> 05:52:14,400 It's not important events all through the century. It is utterly hilarious. I recommend that. 7712 05:52:14,800 --> 05:52:20,220 The site puts all of its actual newspaper content on the web every week. I think it updates on Wednesdays. 7713 05:52:20,340 --> 05:52:21,020 Completely free. 7714 05:52:21,160 --> 05:52:22,540 What's another site out there? 7715 05:52:22,580 --> 05:52:26,500 Another good one, fun and completely frivolous, is the real Magic 8-Ball. 7716 05:52:26,860 --> 05:52:28,920 Now, there are a lot of Magic 8-Ball sites out there. 7717 05:52:28,940 --> 05:52:30,960 That's the thing you shake and you get the answer. 7718 05:52:31,060 --> 05:52:33,900 You get your fortune. You ask it a question and it dishes up answers. 7719 05:52:33,900 --> 05:52:42,180 Will I find fame and riches on the internet? That's right. Actually, I asked the Magic 8-Ball, the real Magic 8-Ball, a certain question last week anticipating my visit here. 7720 05:52:42,240 --> 05:52:42,480 Okay. 7721 05:52:42,640 --> 05:52:45,400 Will the Net Cafe's ratings top the Tonight Show? 7722 05:52:45,560 --> 05:52:45,920 Wow. 7723 05:52:46,140 --> 05:52:49,240 And the answer was, in my eyes, yes, it will. 7724 05:52:50,320 --> 05:52:51,180 Whatever that means. 7725 05:52:51,420 --> 05:52:52,440 So this is cause for celebration. 7726 05:52:52,540 --> 05:52:53,240 Right. Thank you. 7727 05:52:53,500 --> 05:52:54,220 Cappuccinos for the house. 7728 05:52:54,300 --> 05:52:55,020 What is this site? 7729 05:52:55,740 --> 05:52:57,720 And hell, cappuccinos for the house. 7730 05:52:57,800 --> 05:52:59,960 This is the cause for celebration. 7731 05:53:00,060 --> 05:53:00,780 Right. Thank you. 7732 05:53:01,080 --> 05:53:01,760 Cappuccinos for the house. 7733 05:53:01,820 --> 05:53:02,560 What is this site? 7734 05:53:02,860 --> 05:53:04,020 This is the real Magic 8-Ball. 7735 05:53:04,140 --> 05:53:07,680 It is actually a physical Magic 8-Ball with a video camera on top of it. 7736 05:53:07,740 --> 05:53:17,140 When you enter your question, it sets a whole complicated stream of technology going where a cradle that's holding the ball actually shakes it upside down and then flips it over so that you can see the answer. 7737 05:53:17,260 --> 05:53:18,920 Cradle of filter after you. 7738 05:53:19,000 --> 05:53:19,840 The answer from the video camera. 7739 05:53:19,840 --> 05:53:23,080 This is a great use of technology and natural resources all in mind. 7740 05:53:23,080 --> 05:53:25,060 I think it justifies the information age by itself. 7741 05:53:25,060 --> 05:53:26,500 Okay. Okay. A couple more. 7742 05:53:27,220 --> 05:53:30,760 Jesus. It's a real strange ball. 7743 05:53:30,920 --> 05:53:32,540 Before we wrap up here. 7744 05:53:32,640 --> 05:53:36,240 Well, for people to find their own sites, a good place to go, the directory is HumorLinks. 7745 05:53:36,660 --> 05:53:37,660 HumorLinks.com. 7746 05:53:37,720 --> 05:53:38,580 That's a search engine? 7747 05:53:38,860 --> 05:53:39,840 No, it's just a directory. 7748 05:53:39,980 --> 05:53:40,140 Okay. 7749 05:53:40,160 --> 05:53:41,820 I don't think there is a keyword search engine there. 7750 05:53:41,820 --> 05:53:41,980 Okay. 7751 05:53:42,220 --> 05:53:48,200 But they divide it into about two dozen different categories, satire, British humor, all kinds of things. 7752 05:53:48,380 --> 05:53:48,620 Okay. 7753 05:53:48,620 --> 05:53:52,240 It does link to uncommercial sites. 7754 05:53:52,240 --> 05:53:55,060 So you're going to hit some dead links because of all the turnover in amateur sites. 7755 05:53:55,380 --> 05:53:57,020 But it's a great directory to go to. 7756 05:53:57,020 --> 05:53:57,320 Right. 7757 05:53:57,660 --> 05:53:59,320 And finally, if I can squeeze another one in. 7758 05:53:59,320 --> 05:53:59,820 Yeah, of course. 7759 05:53:59,920 --> 05:54:01,700 Everybody should go to comics.com. 7760 05:54:01,780 --> 05:54:05,560 That's the United Features Syndicate website where you can catch. 7761 05:54:17,360 --> 05:54:17,760 Doppelgangers. 7762 05:54:17,860 --> 05:54:19,760 Thank you very much there for the tip. 7763 05:54:19,760 --> 05:54:22,760 Billy Bob Thornton interviewing Ryan Stiles. 7764 05:54:23,580 --> 05:54:25,440 You say comics.com. 7765 05:54:25,540 --> 05:54:30,480 Not returning any sort of fucking DNS address could not be found. 7766 05:54:31,000 --> 05:54:31,980 Diagnosing the problem. 7767 05:54:32,080 --> 05:54:35,840 It says DNS underscore probe underscore. 7768 05:54:36,920 --> 05:54:37,400 Possible. 7769 05:54:37,400 --> 05:54:40,860 Thank you very much there, Doppelgangers, for the tip. 7770 05:54:40,960 --> 05:54:42,480 Let's just get back to this here. 7771 05:54:44,180 --> 05:54:44,700 Doonesbury. 7772 05:54:44,960 --> 05:54:47,680 Many of the popular syndicated comics. 7773 05:54:47,680 --> 05:54:49,800 Doonesbury and Dilbert. 7774 05:54:51,220 --> 05:54:52,500 I think they were shite. 7775 05:54:55,560 --> 05:54:58,540 They archive them and they enhance them sometimes with multimedia. 7776 05:54:58,860 --> 05:54:59,620 That's a fun place to go. 7777 05:54:59,620 --> 05:55:02,800 Oh, so that sort of adds to your Sunday comic reading experience. 7778 05:55:02,820 --> 05:55:03,320 Yeah, absolutely. 7779 05:55:03,460 --> 05:55:05,860 All of this is wonderful for procrastinating and wasting time. 7780 05:55:05,940 --> 05:55:08,540 I recommend it as a core Internet activity. 7781 05:55:08,760 --> 05:55:08,940 Great. 7782 05:55:09,080 --> 05:55:09,620 Thanks, Brad. 7783 05:55:09,720 --> 05:55:10,000 Thank you. 7784 05:55:13,280 --> 05:55:15,160 Never invite Brad back again. 7785 05:55:21,400 --> 05:55:23,640 That's it for this week's visit to the Net Cafe. 7786 05:55:23,860 --> 05:55:28,280 Thanks, as always, to the folks at Club Eye in San Francisco for letting us hang out there. 7787 05:55:28,480 --> 05:55:29,780 And thank you for joining us. 7788 05:55:29,820 --> 05:55:31,240 Hope we'll see you here next week. 7789 05:55:32,460 --> 05:55:38,040 Net Cafe is made possible by rondiamond.com, the oldies site on the Internet. 7790 05:55:38,540 --> 05:55:41,560 Ron Diamond is after you. 7791 05:55:41,640 --> 05:55:43,940 I know Brad was fucking good. 7792 05:55:44,020 --> 05:55:45,120 There were some good sites there. 7793 05:55:45,260 --> 05:55:54,980 But I want to say thank you very much for joining us for tonight's session, which unfortunately didn't yield any sort of a fucking war zone win. 7794 05:55:58,020 --> 05:55:58,780 Is that loud? 7795 05:55:59,020 --> 05:55:59,720 It's still loud. 7796 05:56:01,820 --> 05:56:08,360 Do you want to have a quality Street Fighter-esque outro would be nice. 7797 05:56:08,360 --> 05:56:17,320 And you could purchase this episode for 20 euros on a videocassette back in the days when it was aired around 96 or 97 or 98. 7798 05:56:17,900 --> 05:56:19,540 Thank you very much, Conrad, for the tip. 7799 05:56:19,620 --> 05:56:20,180 And you're filthy. 7800 05:56:28,640 --> 05:56:29,320 Good night. 7801 05:56:30,520 --> 05:56:31,320 Oh, it's still going. 7802 05:56:31,500 --> 05:56:32,540 We've still got something. 7803 05:56:32,780 --> 05:56:34,000 How may I abuse you? 7804 05:56:34,560 --> 05:56:37,380 I need to move my cursor to the right, but my mouse is... 7805 05:56:37,380 --> 05:56:43,040 We're getting treated to the crazy world of Dilbert or Doonesbury, one or the other. 7806 05:56:43,180 --> 05:56:45,200 They were both not great. 7807 05:56:45,520 --> 05:56:53,600 In newspapers back in the day, always, never failed to not elicit any sort of reaction from me whatsoever. 7808 05:56:54,060 --> 05:56:54,600 Couldn't understand. 7809 05:56:54,720 --> 05:56:56,480 Maybe I was too young to understand it. 7810 05:56:56,560 --> 05:56:59,860 Maybe the humour was more advanced than my mind at the time. 7811 05:56:59,920 --> 05:57:08,720 I'm not sure, but never made any sense to me and wasn't worth the few seconds I spent fucking trying to get the joke out of it. 7812 05:57:08,780 --> 05:57:09,880 I kept trying. 7813 05:57:10,660 --> 05:57:11,580 Always tried. 7814 05:57:12,580 --> 05:57:13,560 Never understood it. 7815 05:57:13,720 --> 05:57:35,100 But for a real crap ending. 7816 05:57:35,100 --> 05:57:36,320 A real... 7817 05:57:36,320 --> 05:57:41,220 It just doesn't have the bite and spite of Computer Chronicles. 7818 05:57:42,920 --> 05:57:51,460 I might even just put on the end of a Computer Chronicles just to get the end in the real energy of the ending for 2001. 7819 05:57:51,580 --> 05:57:52,400 Let's just see that. 7820 05:57:53,680 --> 05:57:55,420 Look, the most replayed. 7821 05:57:55,820 --> 05:57:57,040 Is there any fucking wonder? 7822 05:57:57,140 --> 05:57:57,340 Look. 7823 05:57:58,000 --> 05:58:01,460 With the ending of this show, it was a real powerhouse of a closer. 7824 05:58:02,660 --> 05:58:04,060 The online computer migra... 7825 05:58:04,060 --> 05:58:08,680 Let's just see the end of what Stu's doing on his Pick of the Week there. 7826 05:58:10,000 --> 05:58:11,640 Let's just put on Pick of the Week there. 7827 05:58:11,720 --> 05:58:12,600 See what he's... 7828 05:58:12,600 --> 05:58:14,900 He might have something good like it. 7829 05:58:15,900 --> 05:58:16,580 It's Stuart. 7830 05:58:16,720 --> 05:58:17,420 It's 2001. 7831 05:58:17,720 --> 05:58:19,000 Now for my Pick of the Week. 7832 05:58:19,340 --> 05:58:22,960 This is a computer game I've been waiting for for 15 years. 7833 05:58:23,120 --> 05:58:23,860 You're not a killer. 7834 05:58:24,080 --> 05:58:24,540 No, I'm not. 7835 05:58:24,820 --> 05:58:25,380 You're not a killer. 7836 05:58:25,580 --> 05:58:26,040 No, I'm not. 7837 05:58:26,300 --> 05:58:27,260 Computer games. 7838 05:58:27,720 --> 05:58:28,820 Nintendo Game Boy. 7839 05:58:28,980 --> 05:58:29,860 Way back in the mid-eighth. 7840 05:58:30,120 --> 05:58:33,920 This is a computer game I've been waiting for for 15 years. 7841 05:58:34,060 --> 05:58:38,680 Way back in the mid-eighths, there was a great game for the Apple II called Robot Wars. 7842 05:58:39,160 --> 05:58:42,240 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this, or is there a good side to it? 7843 05:58:42,380 --> 05:58:45,460 You program these little robots and then put them into a battle ring, 7844 05:58:45,700 --> 05:58:48,240 and they would compete against other robots for survival. 7845 05:58:48,780 --> 05:58:49,320 You're not a killer. 7846 05:58:49,520 --> 05:58:49,940 No, I'm not. 7847 05:58:50,200 --> 05:58:52,960 Of course, since then, Robot Wars has become a TV show. 7848 05:58:53,240 --> 05:58:55,240 There's even a spin-off called Battle Bots. 7849 05:58:55,760 --> 05:58:56,840 Nintendo Game Boy. 7850 05:58:56,840 --> 05:58:59,960 The problem with those robots are they are physical objects. 7851 05:59:00,060 --> 05:59:03,140 You need to know how to build stuff. 7852 05:59:03,600 --> 05:59:04,780 Nintendo Game Boy. 7853 05:59:05,420 --> 05:59:08,580 The problem with those robots are they are physical objects. 7854 05:59:08,680 --> 05:59:09,940 You need to know how to build stuff. 7855 05:59:10,360 --> 05:59:14,180 The beauty of this new game called Mind Rover, the Europa Project. 7856 05:59:15,660 --> 05:59:16,880 Beautiful stuff. 7857 05:59:17,300 --> 05:59:18,460 Did we even watch this one? 7858 05:59:18,600 --> 05:59:23,060 Look, 2001, you'd think it's vintage stuff. 7859 05:59:23,060 --> 05:59:25,420 This would definitely have been on the fucking playlist. 7860 05:59:26,420 --> 05:59:30,720 But I can't remember seeing fucking Mind Rover, the Europa Project. 7861 05:59:31,720 --> 05:59:33,040 The Europa Project. 7862 05:59:33,180 --> 05:59:33,720 Is that like... 7863 05:59:34,840 --> 05:59:35,740 What the fuck? 7864 05:59:36,700 --> 05:59:38,660 The intelligent robot simulator. 7865 05:59:39,540 --> 05:59:43,200 Put that one on the cockroach list. 7866 05:59:44,640 --> 05:59:49,220 For games that need to be played on either a Windows 98 machine or something, 7867 05:59:49,460 --> 05:59:50,920 or they're on the next stream. 7868 05:59:51,580 --> 05:59:55,880 The beauty of this new game called Mind Rover, the Europa Project, 7869 05:59:55,880 --> 05:59:58,740 is you build virtual robots in software. 7870 05:59:59,260 --> 06:00:03,760 Now this is not like other BattleBot games in which you simply build war machines and then navigate them. 7871 06:00:04,100 --> 06:00:05,880 With Mind Rover, it's all about programming. 7872 06:00:06,540 --> 06:00:08,920 You build the intelligence into your robot. 7873 06:00:09,380 --> 06:00:10,260 You're not a killer. 7874 06:00:10,460 --> 06:00:10,900 No, I'm not. 7875 06:00:11,000 --> 06:00:11,500 Let it go. 7876 06:00:11,800 --> 06:00:13,980 Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot. 7877 06:00:14,100 --> 06:00:17,700 It makes all its own decisions based on the logic you gave it. 7878 06:00:19,840 --> 06:00:24,000 Well, once you are in the ring, you are a robot. 7879 06:00:24,240 --> 06:00:25,240 There's no turning back. 7880 06:00:25,300 --> 06:00:27,720 The intelligence into your robot and then let it go. 7881 06:00:28,000 --> 06:00:30,180 Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot. 7882 06:00:30,420 --> 06:00:31,360 It is a robot. 7883 06:00:31,680 --> 06:00:34,380 There's no denying that it's a robot. 7884 06:00:35,100 --> 06:00:36,600 The robot and then let it go. 7885 06:00:36,880 --> 06:00:39,060 Once you put it in the ring, it is a robot. 7886 06:00:39,180 --> 06:00:42,760 It makes all its own decisions based on the logic you gave it. 7887 06:00:43,120 --> 06:00:43,800 Programming is... 7888 06:00:43,800 --> 06:00:44,880 That looks fucking... 7889 06:00:44,880 --> 06:00:45,360 The robot. 7890 06:00:45,480 --> 06:00:46,300 Pretty... 7891 06:00:46,300 --> 06:00:48,960 All its own decisions based on the logic... 7892 06:00:48,960 --> 06:00:50,720 Look, that bit there just ends like that. 7893 06:00:50,780 --> 06:00:51,260 You got it. 7894 06:00:51,340 --> 06:00:52,080 Team 1 wins. 7895 06:00:55,340 --> 06:00:56,500 Basic enough, like... 7896 06:00:56,500 --> 06:00:57,720 Programming is pretty easy. 7897 06:00:57,800 --> 06:00:59,580 It's all point and click and drag and drop. 7898 06:00:59,920 --> 06:01:01,580 It is a great mind challenge. 7899 06:01:01,740 --> 06:01:02,380 Terrific fun. 7900 06:01:02,680 --> 06:01:03,620 The kind of game... 7901 06:01:03,620 --> 06:01:04,460 Mind challenge. 7902 06:01:04,460 --> 06:01:05,940 ...all night long and you won't care. 7903 06:01:06,340 --> 06:01:09,540 It's called Mind Rover, the Europa project from Cognitoi. 7904 06:01:09,840 --> 06:01:10,880 And the game's motto... 7905 06:01:10,880 --> 06:01:11,740 Cognitoi. 7906 06:01:12,120 --> 06:01:14,060 Is this a bad thing for kids to be playing this? 7907 06:01:14,160 --> 06:01:15,220 Is there a good side to it? 7908 06:01:15,400 --> 06:01:15,740 ...at all. 7909 06:01:16,120 --> 06:01:16,760 Think more. 7910 06:01:17,160 --> 06:01:17,900 Twitch less. 7911 06:01:18,500 --> 06:01:19,240 That's it for this. 7912 06:01:19,520 --> 06:01:20,480 Twitch less. 7913 06:01:21,520 --> 06:01:23,120 And the game's motto says it all. 7914 06:01:23,500 --> 06:01:24,140 Think more. 7915 06:01:24,540 --> 06:01:25,300 Twitch less. 7916 06:01:25,880 --> 06:01:27,960 That's it for this edition of Computer Chronicles. 7917 06:01:28,080 --> 06:01:28,880 Thanks for joining us. 7918 06:01:29,260 --> 06:01:30,200 Why Twitch less? 7919 06:01:30,280 --> 06:01:30,760 What does that mean? 7920 06:01:30,760 --> 06:01:34,980 If you saw on this week's show, please check out our website at computerchronicles.org. 7921 06:01:35,200 --> 06:01:36,360 Hope we'll see you here again next week. 7922 06:01:36,360 --> 06:01:37,080 This is an ending. 7923 06:01:37,200 --> 06:01:38,680 This is how you fucking end a show. 7924 06:01:39,180 --> 06:01:42,160 Why didn't he carry on this sort of vibe in... 7925 06:01:42,160 --> 06:01:43,900 ...Net Cafe? 7926 06:01:44,080 --> 06:01:44,900 I don't know, like... 7927 06:01:44,900 --> 06:01:45,980 ...PC to PC. 7928 06:01:46,500 --> 06:01:49,900 The online computer migration service from PC first. 7929 06:01:49,900 --> 06:01:55,480 ...files, applications and preferences from your old computer to your new one. 7930 06:01:56,280 --> 06:01:59,000 Additional support is provided by Upside Events. 7931 06:01:59,400 --> 06:02:02,380 Presenting the Digital Lifestyle Revolution Conference. 7932 06:02:02,800 --> 06:02:05,080 People and technology intersect. 7933 06:02:05,240 --> 06:02:10,900 ...to purchase a videotaped copy of today's program... 7934 06:02:10,900 --> 06:02:11,900 ...to purchase a videotaped copy of today's program... 7935 06:02:11,900 --> 06:02:12,780 ...it's going to leave it... 7936 06:02:12,780 --> 06:02:16,160 ...even after this bit, it's going to go back to another 30 seconds of outro. 7937 06:02:16,300 --> 06:02:17,160 Full volume. 7938 06:02:17,820 --> 06:02:20,000 Please specify the show number and the topic. 7939 06:02:20,000 --> 06:02:23,040 This is all building you up for the big crescendo. 7940 06:02:24,300 --> 06:02:25,080 Isn't it? 7941 06:02:25,960 --> 06:02:26,640 Lovely stuff. 7942 06:02:26,780 --> 06:02:27,580 Sarah O'Brien. 7943 06:02:27,820 --> 06:02:28,780 Heather Teetser. 7944 06:02:29,020 --> 06:02:29,840 Chris Fenwick. 7945 06:02:30,200 --> 06:02:31,100 Doug Johnson. 7946 06:02:31,280 --> 06:02:32,840 We're talking Bob Jones. 7947 06:02:33,320 --> 06:02:34,420 Kelly Camerano. 7948 06:02:34,800 --> 06:02:35,680 Ben Siddetto. 7949 06:02:35,820 --> 06:02:36,760 Phil Azzopardi. 7950 06:02:37,020 --> 06:02:37,800 Dan Finucane. 7951 06:02:37,920 --> 06:02:38,580 Brad Steele. 7952 06:02:39,200 --> 06:02:39,680 Audio. 7953 06:02:40,180 --> 06:02:41,400 You know what was Fred Tintler. 7954 06:02:41,600 --> 06:02:42,240 Terry Prompter. 7955 06:02:42,600 --> 06:02:44,060 No one but Julie Tins. 7956 06:02:44,680 --> 06:02:45,620 Thanks to Acer. 7957 06:02:46,260 --> 06:02:47,640 And everyone else out there. 7958 06:02:47,800 --> 06:02:49,360 K-T-E-H. 7959 06:02:49,560 --> 06:02:51,100 San Jose Public Television. 7960 06:02:51,540 --> 06:02:52,600 And TVA Mountain View. 7961 06:02:52,860 --> 06:02:53,680 We'll talk to you later. 7962 06:02:53,940 --> 06:02:54,700 Thanks very much. 7963 06:02:54,780 --> 06:02:55,280 Good night. 7964 06:02:55,280 --> 06:03:00,240 *music*